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James Talarico Super PAC Caught Paying $25 Per Vote -- and Admitting Doing It on Hidden Camera Video


Texas Democrats have come up with a scheme to pay voters to cast ballots for their candidates, a video obtained exclusively by Townhall Media shows.

Sky McAdams, organizing manager for Texas Majority PAC, was caught on video dishing on the scheme they hope will propel Democrat U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico to victory in November.

"We are paying people $25 to attend a one-hour Zoom class to learn why voting is important and why the Republicans are causing all of these bad things," McAdams says in the undercover video. "So it's like a roundabout way of paying people for their votes, essentially."

It's very much like that, as a matter of fact.

In the video, McAdams says it's called a "paid relational program," which is operated by Relentless that uses software called Rally.

The theory is voters will be persuaded more by friends and family than a stranger showing up at their door.

"You can't pay someone to vote for someone," McAdams says in the video. "You can't be like, 'Here's $25, go vote for me.' You can say, 'Attend a one-hour class and you can receive $25.' And then the class just talks about the importance of... It's a little gray," he continues, apparently referring to the legality of the activity.

"If I was a Republican, I would be pissed. I would be like, that's shady as f**k."

Correct. It is shady as f***, and I am in fact pissed.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:22 PM




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1 w4vygw4hy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)

2
Nothing will happen.

There!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (eRlcH)

3
And good morning!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)

4 It's no $5000

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (Cqx++)

5 Do Democrats EVER not cheat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (guGkK)

6
w4vygw4hy
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)

__________

Target: Berlin

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (eRlcH)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (ccf/V)

British Medical Journal: The FDA and CDC Used a Faulty Algorithm to Understate Vaccine Injuries. When One Researcher Pointed Out the Flaw, She Was Told to Mind Her Own Business.

I'm not willing to assume "just an accidental oversight."

In fact, I'm very much assuming enemy action.


Adam Urato, MD
@AdamUrato1


Must-read investigative article in The BMJ.

Clear safety signals of Covid vaccine harms (in red below) were missed by FDA & CDC by using a flawed method where the harms went undetected.

"The agency's PRR analyses--examined by The BMJ--show that hundreds of types of adverse events met the agency's criteria for a signal" (including myocarditis, pericarditis, Bell's palsy, and tinnitus.)

The FDA doctor who alerted them to the flawed safety system was muzzled. "She was told, with diplomatic flourish, to back off."

vaersalgorithms.jpg

Above, the images show a correct analysis of vaccine harms, showing lots of red flags.

The images on the right show the FDA's and CDC's "accidental" understatement of vaccine injuries -- all green flags.

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

From the BMJ:


US officials knew covid vaccine safety system was flawed--but turned aside the FDA doctor who alerted them

US officials embraced an algorithm for detecting signals of harm from mRNA covid-19 vaccines that they knew was broken and suppressed efforts to fix it.

David Willman reports:

Before covid-19 vaccines were rolled out to Americans in December 2020, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) assured healthcare providers that the agency was on the lookout for any harmful reactions. A key part of the CDC's strategy was its Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS), which receives such reports after vaccination.

"It is the nation's frontline system for monitoring vaccine safety and the early warning system for detecting possible vaccine safety problems," said Tom Shimabukuro, deputy director of CDC's Immunization Safety Office, on 30 October 2020.

Millions of people were to be vaccinated each week, and the CDC would rely on statistical "data mining" of the VAERS database to quickly identify any safety signals in need of further probing.

Two well recognised, separate algorithms were to be used. The first involved calculating "proportional reporting ratios" (PRRs), which sought to identify types of reactions reported to VAERS disproportionately or more frequently than background rates. The second data mining technique, called "empirical bayesian," was to be provided by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), which operated VAERS jointly with the CDC, and the two agencies planned to share and discuss results.

But in a little noticed September 2022 letter, CDC director Rochelle Walensky said that the agency did not perform PRR analyses for signals until 2022. This was more than a year into the vaccine rollout and was intended, she wrote, "to corroborate" the FDA's approach. Instead of using the PRR and empirical bayesian methods jointly during the pandemic, Walensky explained that both the CDC and FDA instead "chose to rely" on empirical bayesian, which she characterised as "a more robust technique."

It doesn't appear to be "more robust." What it appears to be is deliberately crippled to hide vaccine injuries.


The BMJ, however, has found that the FDA's algorithm was mathematically compromised by the deluge of covid vaccine adverse event reports--resulting in a near total loss of signal detection sensitivity for the new mRNA vaccines made by Pfizer and Moderna. Top FDA officials were warned internally of this problem in early 2021, and the official who headed its pharmacovigilance division for vaccines commented more than two years later to his CDC and FDA colleagues: "We were aware of this [data mining] limitation before and during the pandemic." Government documents also show that CDC officials were informed during rollout of the vaccines--on multiple occasions.

Yet instead of fixing the safety deficiency--or shutting down the unreliable signal detection system--officials continued to rely on the FDA's broken algorithm. The officials also cited the absence of signals when assuring clinicians and the public of the vaccines' safety.

At the FDA, managers went a step further by silencing the career drug safety officer who had repeatedly brought the deficiency to their attention and had offered an updated algorithm intended to fix it. As a result, Americans received unfounded assurances of the safety of the most widely used covid vaccines and were denied prompt warnings of potential harms, The BMJ's investigation found.


...


"I'm perplexed that myocarditis isn't alerting"

In late February 2021, CDC and FDA officials received notice of "a large number of reports of myocarditis, particularly in young people," after vaccination. The warnings of myocarditis (inflammation of the heart muscle) and pericarditis (inflammation of the pericardium) came from the Israeli Ministry of Health. In a private meeting five weeks later, the Israelis informed a CDC convened covid vaccine safety committee that two of the 77 vaccinated people with myocarditis or pericarditis had died.

The next week, the same committee heard from the Pentagon's Defense Health Agency, which reported a "cluster of cases" of myocarditis among male US military members.

US public health officials remained sceptical of a link to the new mRNA vaccines. "We have not seen a signal [for myocarditis], and we've actually looked intentionally for the signal in the over 200 million doses we've given," CDC director Walensky told reporters.

By May 2021, VAERS had received hundreds of reports of myocarditis and pericarditis after covid vaccinations, and the CDC began alerting healthcare professionals. While the agency was still unsure of a causal relationship, it decided to alert physicians more broadly through a "clinical considerations" web posting.

But oncologist Peter Marks, who as director of the FDA's Center for Biologics Evaluation and Research was the agency's top covid vaccine regulator, objected. He questioned the CDC's imminent website announcement, emailing Walensky directly, highlighting the lack of any safety signal from the government's own surveillance: "We still have concerns here [at the FDA] if myocarditis and pericarditis have not actually signaled . . . Can you help me understand why we are doing this when pediatricians and others in the community already seem to be aware?"

...

Still, VAERS reports continued to mount, with myocarditis attracting the greatest attention. In a June 2021 public presentation, the CDC's Shimabukuro showed that, for young males (age 12-24), VAERS had received between 29 and 347 times more myocarditis and pericarditis reports than the agency expected based on background incidence rates. In a public statement that day, the CDC dubbed myocarditis an "extremely rare side effect."

Government records show that, the day before his presentation, Shimabukuro had received the FDA's latest data mining report--and it continued to show no signal. "I'm perplexed that myocarditis isn't alerting for either of the mRNA vaccines," Shimabukuro emailed a colleague.


Early warnings

The BMJ can reveal that the FDA's algorithm failed to signal a potential relationship between mRNA covid vaccination and myocarditis, pericarditis, Bell's palsy, tinnitus, and other reported disorders owing to a flaw in the detection methodology--a flaw that senior officials declined to rectify.

If I understand the next section, I believe they are saying the FDA's and CDC's faulty algorithm compared covid "vaccine" VAERS reports to all VAERS reports, and would only flag the "vaccines" as problematic if they showed many more VAERS reports than all other reports.

But the problem is -- and this should have been obvious -- that 90% of the public was "vaccinated" with the covid "vaccines," so if you compared "vaccine" incident rates to all reported incident rates -- they were practically the same number. The FDA and CDC used an algorithm to detect a covid "vaccine" signal against the sea of all other incidents, but covid "vaccines" were so common, numbering the many tens of millions, that covid "vaccine" incidents were the sea they were checking against.

It's like a Venn diagram where the circles almost completely overlap. If you're comparing "vaccine" incidents to "background" incidents but "vaccine" incidents make up 90% of the background, everytime you check, you'll find that "vaccine" incidents are very similar to "background" incidents, because "background" incidents are made up mostly of vaccine "incidents."

And thus, they kept claiming: We don't see any pronounced spike of "vaccine" incidents compared to all other incidents, without telling you that the background data they were checking against was mostly covid "vaccine" data.


The problem arose because, in the first year of the rollout, almost all the reports coming into VAERS--more than 90% of 1.1 million--were for the mRNA covid shots, dwarfing vaccines for all other diseases. This meant that analysing the safety of one vaccine, for example Pfizer's product, involved comparing it to other vaccines, which were overwhelmingly limited to Moderna's product. But if both mRNA vaccines elevated the risk of an adverse event like myocarditis in roughly equal amounts, the "observed" frequency and "expected" frequency would be similar, resulting in no automated alert. The statistical phenomenon is known as "masking."

And I wonder if this "masking" effect was accidental, or intended.

Imagine if you wanted to see if covid was affecting ethnic Chinese people more than non-ethnic Chinese people. In China. So you compare the rates of ethnic Chinese people in China to all people in China, and find that there is no difference between ethnic Chinese people and all people in China.

But your data for "all" people in China is 95% ethnic Chinese! Of course you found no difference in the rates of infection! You're comparing Data Set A to Data Set A + 5% other data and finding the two are barely different at all!

No more than 5% different, in fact! Not statistically significant!



Szarfman and DuMouchel, who earned his PhD at Yale and by 2010 became chief statistician at Oracle Health Sciences, judged that the unique circumstances of the pandemic meant that the FDA's approach was missing safety signals...

"Regarding the NYT article, I am quite concerned," Szarfman emailed Marks two days later. She wrote that the agency should be "clamoring to fix this problem." < Szarfman concluded, "Let me know if you want Bill DuMouchel and I to discuss our proposal for more effective monitoring, including the need to use an updated algorithm by DuMouchel for data mining spontaneous reports."

...

Marks and his staff, however, declined to alter the FDA's existing approach--and agency officials did not publicly warn of the deficiency with finding safety signals. When Szarfman continued to press the matter, she was told, with diplomatic flourish, to back off.

That email, sent on 7 May 2021, by Craig Zinderman, associate director for medical policy in FDA's Office of Biostatistics and Epidemiology, began: "Good Afternoon Ana, Thank you again for talking with us back in March about your work exploring new data mining approaches . . . We are writing to kindly ask you to please hold off on creating and sending data mining reports and analyses using covid-19 vaccine AE [adverse event] data."

I would say "incredible" but we have seen again and again that 90% of the output from government, from NGOs, from academia, from corporations is pure fraud on the public.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:04 PM




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1 Of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:04 PM (Y/06r)

2 test

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 12:04 PM (SwyyQ)

3 Dammit! I thought I could close the tab...

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 12:05 PM (SwyyQ)

4 Wait, it worked!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 12:05 PM (SwyyQ)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

6 HTML Tags.

HOW DO DEY WERK?!??

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:06 PM (ccf/V)

7 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!


Too much Val-u-Rite last night?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:06 PM (ccf/V)

8 I don't understand a word of this, and I am RAGING.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 12:07 PM (2ap+5)

9 Burn the medical establishment to the waterline.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 12:07 PM (ohcCe)

10 Motherfuckers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 18, 2026 12:08 PM (4NO2D)

11 on, no! MATHS!

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 12:08 PM (AKptf)

12 You know, this sort of thing was bad when they did it in the Tuskegee Experiment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:08 PM (ndZc7)

13 Trust Da Thienth~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2026 12:08 PM (HeG1i)

14 The thing about this:

-vaccine manufacturers could offload a costly, dangerous R&D project that did not work out for it's intended purpose at premium, government subsidized prices.

-Doctors got kickbacks. Politicians got kickbacks. Bureaucrats got kickbacks.

The truly astounding thing is I am not sure there is a good historical parallel. This is a nexus in a lot of different things: widespread testing of a dangerous medication. Government covered it up. This is far worse than even the Tuskegee Syphilis thing.

Maybe Thalidomide? Mercury for Syphilis treatment?

But I can't think of one where it was a bad treatment but the government not only covered it up, but tried to wholesale force it on everyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:09 PM (Y/06r)

15 "This is Trump's fault. Also, Trump firing non-partisan bureaucrats in the American government is an attack on independent and moral scientists who only have our best interests and the science at heart."
-troll

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (+a7XK)

16 Should I get a flu vaccine?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (2Ez/1)

17 So basically our government wanted to kill us, control us and harm us.

Got it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (rg/w7)

18 Get your red-hot Covid Boosters here!

Posted by: Everytown, USA at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (Fn+3X)

19 Brit Neil Ferguson created the Covid fatality model the world used to shut us down. He was a disgraced scientist like Fauci for his totally flawed model for Mad Cow disease that cost the UK tens of millions of dollars. And like Fauci and his HIV /AIS leadership lied like Pinocchio. How our leaders accepted anything these two presented is beyond my comprehension .

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (KC5Lt)

20 Population control. Period.

They all believe the Earth is overpopulated and are doing whatever they can to lessen the count.

Chinese flus, covid, the vax, muslham spread.......it's all designed to kill you off......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (ccf/V)

21 12 You know, this sort of thing was bad when they did it in the Tuskegee Experiment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:08 PM (ndZc7)

But the thing was that was allowing a disease to run it's course while the subjects believe they are being treated in order to study the progression of the disease. Aided by racisms.

This, this is just money. And politics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:11 PM (Y/06r)

22 19 Brit Neil Ferguson created the Covid fatality model the world used to shut us down. He was a disgraced scientist like Fauci for his totally flawed model for Mad Cow disease that cost the UK tens of millions of dollars. And like Fauci and his HIV /AIS leadership lied like Pinocchio. How our leaders accepted anything these two presented is beyond my comprehension .

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (KC5Lt)

=====

And he broke lockdown to get some strange.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:11 PM (+a7XK)

23 16 Should I get a flu vaccine?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

R U Nutz?

Posted by: Say No To Needles at September 18, 2026 12:11 PM (Fn+3X)

24 16 Should I get a flu vaccine?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM

That was a misfire. I meant to ask this:

Should I get a pneumonia vaccine?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:12 PM (2Ez/1)

25 Is Fauci somehow connected?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:12 PM (l3cgK)

26 The next time someone tells you they are “science”, hang them.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:12 PM (oAqqA)

27 Turning the country into a gulag was just a side effect!

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 12:12 PM (AKptf)

28 24 16 Should I get a flu vaccine?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM

That was a misfire. I meant to ask this:

Should I get a pneumonia vaccine?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:12 PM (2Ez/1)

Should I get an M-Pox vax?

Posted by: Old Auntie Listening to CDC at September 18, 2026 12:13 PM (l3cgK)

29 >But I can't think of one where it was a bad treatment but the government not only covered it up, but tried to wholesale force it on everyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:09 PM (Y/06r)

And if you have suffered damages as a result of the 'vaccine', there is no recourse. Pharma companies cannot be sued as a result. If only there was a legislative body that can remove shielding laws preventing legal recourse for injured consumers.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 12:13 PM (GTqXr)

30 "This is Trump's fault. Also, Trump firing non-partisan bureaucrats in the American government is an attack on independent and moral scientists who only have our best interests and the science at heart."
-troll
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (+a7XK)




Trump pushed for a vaccine in Operation Warp Speed, knowing FULL WELL, after being cured of it in a f*cking weekend, that it wasn't necessary. He pushed to bypass all the standard regulatory guidelines so he could have it before his term ended. It was ready, but they didn't want him credited with it. But no one blames Biden for any of it. And he forced it on the masses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:13 PM (ccf/V)

31 27 Turning the country into a gulag was just a side effect!

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 12:12 PM (AKptf)

No, I think perhaps that was the point.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:13 PM (l3cgK)

32 You just can’t let your victims know you’ve been killing them and plan to continue killing them. Keep ‘em in the dark.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2026 12:13 PM (UlXJJ)

33 Should I get a flu vaccine?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (2Ez/1)



If you want the flu, sure. They NEVER get the strain right, so usually the flu shot is worthless.

However, they're pushing it to be mRNA as well, so it too is being designed to kill you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

34 31 27 Turning the country into a gulag was just a side effect!

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 12:12 PM (AKptf)

No, I think perhaps that was the point.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:13 PM (l3cgK)

JIM JOHNSON (in Kalifornia) IS RIGHT!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:15 PM (Y/06r)

35 My Display is going out...Samsung, one of their better models, but after only 2 years...
Son said online mentions issues with the electrical connections on the glass coming loose...
Maybe this should be under FWP, but I can't wait for Sunday! (another FWP!)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM (l3cgK)

36
And he broke lockdown to get some strange.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:11 PM (+a7XK)



I mean, c'mon.......the powerful need to release some steam, man. The pressures........you just wouldn't understand......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM (ccf/V)

37 32 You just can’t let your victims know you’ve been killing them and plan to continue killing them. Keep ‘em in the dark.
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2026 12:13 PM


Now you're catching on.

Posted by: Lindsey Clancy at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM (2Ez/1)

38 Wood chippers for everyone involved in this bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM (d9FiM)

39 Fun fact: No nation on Earth incorporated the Nuremberg Code into law as "it was felt at the time that there was no need".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

40 The guy who sprayed Ilhan Omar with vinegar is going to jail for the next year

-
Well, vinegar related crimes are particularly heinous.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:17 PM (ndZc7)

41 Wood chippers for everyone involved in this bullshit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM (d9FiM)




In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:17 PM (ccf/V)

42 32 You just can’t let your victims know you’ve been killing them and plan to continue killing them. Keep ‘em in the dark.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2026 12:13 PM (UlXJJ)

Until it too late, then gloat over them how easy it was.
At least that's what I see in the movies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:17 PM (l3cgK)

43 I'm fairly certain this was deliberate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 12:18 PM (2Cry5)

44 There is a serious need seen by the .gov and pHarm for a "gene to vaccine" technology. Unfortunately what they have is an auto-immune inducing technology, that has the side benefit of impairing the body's ability to identify and destroy cancerous cells, and is enabled by LNPs that appear to exacerbate cancer metastasis.
It also doesn't seem to do much for preventing diseases.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2026 12:18 PM (rbvCR)

45 And the reason they wouldn't allow the use of prophylactics like HCQ and Ivermectin is that it would affect their test subjects in the largest clinical trial of a cancer drug in history.

This is the part of the Covid period which makes me the most angry. Advocate for the death penalty angry.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:18 PM (KC5Lt)

46 The people who did this are still there in the FDA and CDC, aren't they?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 18, 2026 12:18 PM (O7YUW)

47 Sponge I meant to ask about the pneumonia vaccine.
Recently my doc was pushing it...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (2Ez/1)

48 I would say "incredible" but we have seen again and again that 90% of the output from government, from NGOs, from academia, from corporations is pure fraud on the public.

If you understood our understanding of the "public", you'll understand.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Your Elites at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (0sNs1)

49 38 Wood chippers for everyone involved in this bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM (d9FiM)

Yes, we need the wood chippers for you guys...

Posted by: Mandami and the Kwueer Kuran Komunists (KKK) at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (l3cgK)

50 At least that's what I see in the movies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:17 PM (l3cgK)



I blame movies for women now screaming hysterically whenever anything startling happens.

I just don't picture a mother on the prairie screaming bloody murder as they fought off an Indian attack......She sheltered the kids, picked up a rifle and started laying waste.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (ccf/V)

51 Regular vaccines are hard (see Polio.) I think they want to be able to create a swiss army knife. I think this is part of the larger grift and covid was just the first use case. They see dollar signs in just iterating on the same tech over and over and over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (Y/06r)

52 We just need commonsense vinegar control.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

53 Mistakes were made.
It was just a few rouge agents in the Cincinnati office.
Additional training modules have been required.
At this point, what difference does it make?
Can't we all just MoveOn.org?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 12:20 PM (3cUTc)

54 It’s too much work trying to access this site on an iPhone.

Posted by: Buck_IV at September 18, 2026 12:20 PM (Pd4Dv)

55 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at September 18, 2026 12:20 PM (0sNs1)

56 48 I would say "incredible" but we have seen again and again that 90% of the output from government, from NGOs, from academia, from corporations is pure fraud on the public.

If you understood our understanding of the "public", you'll understand.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Your Elites at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (0sNs1)

======

"They'll fall for anything, especially those stupid conservatives."

*conservatives don't fall for it, only progressives do*

"See? Conservatives are such dummies because they don't listen to our lies."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:20 PM (+a7XK)

57 One cup of vinegar a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McKarenface at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)

58 Democrats are the ones who started using Covid as a weapon against the people. They hid facts like this from the public and attacked anyone who destroyed the narrative they were wielding like a club.

But you should totally vote for Democrats in November because you’re angry about the price of gas. What’s the worst thing that could happen?

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (oAqqA)

59 About ten years ago I got a flu shot and got the flu. Haven't got one since. And I haven't had the flu since.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (xJpuh)

60 They want to kill us and wear our skin. Different day - same old shit.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (KGj36)

61 Sponge I meant to ask about the pneumonia vaccine.
Recently my doc was pushing it...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (2Ez/1)



I mean, I wouldn't, but that's me. Do your research. See if you can find the VAERS data for it. Read the side effects page......

I'm personally not getting another vaccine as long as I live. The last one I got was the tetanus shot. That damn thing caused me significant pain in my back and shoulder. And this was YEARS before this covid bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (ccf/V)

62 "They'll fall for anything, especially those stupid conservatives."

*conservatives don't fall for it, only progressives do*

"See? Conservatives are such dummies because they don't listen to our lies."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:20 PM (+a7XK)

In a lot of ways I think I see everything as having the same root cause. Consumer vs customer. Serve instead of being served.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (Y/06r)

63 These were REAL vaccines, effective and safe! VAERS reports are at best anecdotal non-evidence and mostly fabrications from crackpot anti-vaxxers! Remdesivir and respirators, not horse paste! Don't believe in facts, believe in SCIENCE™!

Posted by: Things I learned here strangely enough at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (TbWk/)

64 The Lancet hangs its head in shame. Hah! Just kidding!

Posted by: Peer Reviewed at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (6iKlf)

65 50 At least that's what I see in the movies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:17 PM (l3cgK)


I blame movies for women now screaming hysterically whenever anything startling happens.

I just don't picture a mother on the prairie screaming bloody murder as they fought off an Indian attack......She sheltered the kids, picked up a rifle and started laying waste.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (ccf/V)

like the Mom in Gremlins that shoved the beastie into the microwave...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)

66 TJM who wins the NC senate seat. Put down your marker.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (oAqqA)

67 i said all conservatives were going to die because they weren't going to take the vaccine

and sid's ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (6bWdV)

68 Willowed:

The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM

Come out of Canada? I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Peter North, proud Canadian and irregular AoSHQ commenter at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM

Posted by: Peter North, proud Canadian and irregular AoSHQ commenter at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (bd4T5)

69 44 There is a serious need seen by the .gov and pHarm for a "gene to vaccine" technology. Unfortunately what they have is an auto-immune inducing technology, that has the side benefit of impairing the body's ability to identify and destroy cancerous cells, and is enabled by LNPs that appear to exacerbate cancer metastasis.
It also doesn't seem to do much for preventing diseases.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2026 12:18 PM (rbvCR)


Please tell me most if not all of these 'experts' are on the Non-GMO Foods bandwagon.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (5rh/l)

70 52 We just need commonsense vinegar control.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

Too much acetic acid makes it assault vinegar...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (l3cgK)

71 66 TJM who wins the NC senate seat. Put down your marker.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (oAqqA)

======

*shrugs*

It'll be close.

I think Cooper should be considered the underdog because of registration changes and the end of Cooper's term combined with the fact that "popular" governors of the wrong party lose federal elections all the time (Larry Hogan in MD recently, for example).

But, turnout differentials are a thing, and it could be enough to undo the 3 point win Trump had 2 years ago.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:23 PM (+a7XK)

72 Legal weed will fix everything.

- Democrats

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:23 PM (oAqqA)

73 Posted by: Paul at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (6bWdV)


Amongst the rare truths, you've got to ruin everything with one big f*cking lie.......


F*ck off, dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:24 PM (ccf/V)

74 57 One cup of vinegar a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McKarenface at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)

I wouldn't know; I'm not a woman.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)

75 "Two weeks to flatten the curve" is as monstrous and horrifying dissembling as "just following orders."

An innocuous statement to hide pure evil.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 12:24 PM (3cUTc)

76 >>>But I can't think of one where it was a bad treatment but the government not only covered it up, but tried to wholesale force it on everyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:09 PM (Y/06r)

There seems to be shit in the vaccine that should not be in there that was put in intentionally. But what do I know?

Even the LNP delivery vector is toxic (and KNOWN to be toxic before hand).

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 12:24 PM (SwyyQ)

77 IIRC, back in the day, the trolls were crowing about how we would be FORCED to get the vaccine while we were voicing the exact same fucking concerns we are now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:24 PM (Y/06r)

78 If you want the flu, sure. They NEVER get the strain right, so usually the flu shot is worthless.

Posted by: Sponge
________

There's that study of Cleveland Clinic workers from last year or the year before that showed it actually increased the risk of flu for that year. But it was a small sample and may not be valid.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (XvL8K)

79 I mean, c'mon.......the powerful need to release some steam, man. The pressures........you just wouldn't understand......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM

I know, right? We don't even like milk and apples.

Posted by: The Pigs at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (ymmov)

80 Too much acetic acid makes it assault vinegar...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM

It's got that thing that goes up.

Posted by: Newsreader at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)

81 Please tell me most if not all of these 'experts' are on the Non-GMO Foods bandwagon.
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (5rh/l)

I always pointed out some would rather people starve than pass out GMO food and those same people were advocates for mandating the mRNA vax.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (KC5Lt)

82 77 IIRC, back in the day, the trolls were crowing about how we would be FORCED to get the vaccine while we were voicing the exact same fucking concerns we are now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:24 PM (Y/06r)

====

Winter of death.

We were promised.

Biden would have no problem winning re-election because all the conservatives were going to die from covid because no conservative got the vaccine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (+a7XK)

83 R U Nutz?

-
Didja see this?

Toys ‘R’ Us is opening 120 new stores as grownup collectors fuel toy sales

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

84 Come out of Canada? I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Peter North, proud Canadian and irregular AoSHQ commenter at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM



I mean, you WERE Throbbin in the "Dickman and Throbbin" cinematic gem......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

85 I hope you'll join me tomorrow in a Pick Six!

Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (bd4T5)

86 They are doing something very similar in many studies that use national health data to show no injuries. In those, they use the national database comparing injuries fro all people vaccinated, to the general public. The problem is that they are only looking at people who had interaction with the health system (retrospective study) but that excludes anyone with no vaccine, who did not get sick.

I can go into more detail if asked, but there are a bunch of studies in Europe considered the "gold standard" in proving the vaccines are safe, and they are all total bullshit.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (5SewL)

87 Didja see this?

Toys ‘R’ Us is opening 120 new stores as grownup collectors fuel toy sales
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

Speculators selling to other speculators. Great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:26 PM (Y/06r)

88 80 Too much acetic acid makes it assault vinegar...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM

It's got that thing that goes up.

Posted by: Newsreader at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)

Vinagra?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:26 PM (l3cgK)

89
There's that study of Cleveland Clinic workers from last year or the year before that showed it actually increased the risk of flu for that year. But it was a small sample and may not be valid.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (XvL8K)



And how, amazingly, during the covid 'pandemic' the flu just magically went away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:26 PM (ccf/V)

90 What was the flu "vaccine" efficacy last year? 14%?

Why bother?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM (d9FiM)

91 90 What was the flu "vaccine" efficacy last year? 14%?

Why bother?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM (d9FiM)

100% during COVID, since nobody died of the Flu...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM (l3cgK)

92 They want to kill us and wear our skin. Different day - same old shit.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (KGj36)

And groom our children to participate in their perverse sexual degeneracy.

Posted by: Great leaders we got at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

93 Yep.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM (FC7F4)

94 Cooper is an idiot. The guy did a shit job as governor. He has better name recognition because of his position. I think that gave him an early lead, which btw seems to be shrinking. Republican groups just dumped a bunch of money into their efforts. I think that moves the needle mostly because they’re gonna point out how nuts Dems are. If enough of those new registered voters show up, Whatley wins.

I’ll be bold and say we also squeak out Michigan and New Hampshire.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM (oAqqA)

95 I had the Hong Kong flu when I was a kid. I think I have natural immunity to a number of strains.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:28 PM (KC5Lt)

96 I had one statistics class (almost 50 years ago) but am still not comfortable looking into details of statistical data. There are so many ways to hide facts inside flawed data, or flawed analysis.

imo, earlier elections were known to be stolen based on statistics, but those details are too complicated to be easily understood by the "common man". And so many in charge want to help hide the facts, so they just say "shut up, or we will hurt you".

Same for health care unfortunately.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2026 12:28 PM (vbXSk)

97 92 They want to kill us and wear our skin. Different day - same old shit.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 12:21 PM (KGj36)

And groom our children to participate in their perverse sexual degeneracy.

Posted by: Great leaders we got at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

perverse degeneracy seems redundant...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:28 PM (l3cgK)

98 And how, amazingly, during the covid 'pandemic' the flu just magically went away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:26 PM

Masking and social distancing worked!!!

Posted by: Karen McScoldyface at September 18, 2026 12:28 PM (ymmov)

99 94 Cooper is an idiot. The guy did a shit job as governor. He has better name recognition because of his position. I think that gave him an early lead, which btw seems to be shrinking. Republican groups just dumped a bunch of money into their efforts. I think that moves the needle mostly because they’re gonna point out how nuts Dems are. If enough of those new registered voters show up, Whatley wins.

I’ll be bold and say we also squeak out Michigan and New Hampshire.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM (oAqqA)

We get 'em by the squeaker?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:28 PM (l3cgK)

100 68- a number of good ""things" have come out oof Canada, 🍁 including Andre Besette. Who sounds like a wonderful, humble man canonized by Pope Benedict:

https://tinyurl.com/en2vzpke

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (JrHfD)

101 I've worked at the FDA for 20+ years. The scientists, medical officers, and review staff there are overwhelmingly Democrat, and more than a few are hardcore activists. But they are not stupid. They are actually quite bright. There is no chance that this was an accidental oversight. None.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (CYakq)

102 It's for the children.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (8D3Qw)

103 Swell.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (wxsGM)

104 Maybe Thalidomide? Mercury for Syphilis treatment?

But I can't think of one where it was a bad treatment but the government not only covered it up, but tried to wholesale force it on everyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:09 PM (Y/06r)

I think mercury actually is able to cure syphilis. At a cost, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (1z8ji)

105 I fully expect James Talarico to start mainlining beef bullion, shooting guns and riding horses in commercials.


Because he's just one of us Texans.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

106 I’ll be bold and say we also squeak out Michigan and New Hampshire.
Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM


Don't forget your close tag.

Posted by: AoSHQ Copy Editors at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (bd4T5)

107 But you can totally trust hand picked government experts when they tell you to submit to the government over global warming

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (9FfUF)

108 HANG. THEM. ALL.

Posted by: Totally not an AI agent at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (TvwQU)

109 102 It's for the children.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (8D3Qw)

Yes, just like the book "To Serve Man" is for people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (l3cgK)

110 Ask your janitoral professional if Vinagra is right for you.

Posted by: Big Boner at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (2Ez/1)

111 There's that study of Cleveland Clinic workers from last year or the year before that showed it actually increased the risk of flu for that year. But it was a small sample and may not be valid.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (XvL8K)


And how, amazingly, during the covid 'pandemic' the flu just magically went away.
Posted by: Sponge
_________

I just looked up the study and I was mistaken. It was not small. Had 53,000 participants.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (XvL8K)

112 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM

Come out of Canada? I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Peter North, proud Canadian and irregular AoSHQ commenter at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM
Posted by: Peter North, proud Canadian and irregular AoSHQ commenter at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (bd4T5)

True. He could come in Toronto and hit Ft. Worth.

Posted by: Quite a talent at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (TbWk/)

113 1). It’s interesting this came out in BMJ and not a US medical journal. Well, its interesting but pretty damn obvious. I would be interested to know if it was submitted TO and rejected by JAMA, NEJM, etc.
2) The current FDA is STILL actively suppressing all it can that it has not already shredded. I don’t think the organization is salvageable. There are some good people their but power in upper and middle management still contaminated.

Posted by: epador at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (TRnzq)

114 I still like the part where the Supreme Court was like, "yeah, a partisan county judge--with no medical or scientific training--elected on a few thousand votes, can lock down the whole county indefinitely, with no public input or comment allowed, as a public health emergency. Nor do they have to ever explain or justify their actions. It's right there in the Constitution."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (3cUTc)

115 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
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I stand with AOP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (XeU6L)

116 >>And I wonder if this "masking" effect was accidental, or intended.

Do you though?


This is very similar to an issue RFK keeps bringing up -- they do this for all vaccines -- they compare to another vaccine to verify safety and efficacy. RFK wants a control and has been harping on about that for many years. The industry does not want a control because they claim it is unnecessary but in reality, they are just using a bad product to mask for the net iteration.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (5SewL)

117 Seattle passes law to add infinite genders and "multi-partner" relationships as protected classes

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Movie idea: Spiderman In the Infinite Genders-Verse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)

118 I remember when Pinto car fires sent the media into a frenzy in the 70's. Today the media couldn't give a fuck about lithium ion battery fires (and children mining lithium and cobalt).

A discarded Tesla Powerwall set a garbage truck on fire in Citrus Heights, California
They Threw What in the Trash? Garbage Truck Fire in California
StacheD Training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lomPxmXbz44

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (iVhsR)

119 Posted by: Mad Max in VA at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (CYakq)

Smart and evil immoral leftist is a bad combo.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (KC5Lt)

120 During COVID I was told by someone I was going to be forced to take the vaccine at some point. I ask them how important that was to them, because that attempt would cost someone their life.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (oAqqA)

121 I don't say Nothing Will Happen. I say What Has happened?
Answer? Oh the principles have all been granted sweeping pardons. Oh.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (bX16E)

122 110 Ask your janitoral professional if Vinagra is right for you.

Posted by: Big Boner at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (2Ez/1)

If you can't put down your mop handle after more than four hours...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)

123 They are bright and they are part of it. Punitive and compensatory damages. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (wxsGM)

124 94 Republican groups just dumped a bunch of money into their efforts. I think that moves the needle mostly because they’re gonna point out how nuts Dems are. If enough of those new registered voters show up, Whatley wins.

I’ll be bold and say we also squeak out Michigan and New Hampshire.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:27 PM (oAqqA)

=======

The guy in charge of Republican money more than anyone else, James Blair, was one of the key figures in the 2024 election.

It wasn't just TV ads. It was turnout, and Mark Halperin is saying that he'll have spent about a billion dollars more than Democrats in the end.

https://x.com/2waytvapp/status/
2100435115620851820

It's all about base turnout now since only 3 House races that the GOP won in 2024 Trump also lost (it was 25 in 2018 ). Just get those voters to turnout at decent midterm numbers, and bob's your uncle.

We'll see.

I'm cautiously optimistic about the NC senate seat specifically, the House generally, but I'm certain we'll keep the senate majority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (+a7XK)

125 Duncan Sheik just died of sudden cardiac arrest.

He was 56.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (j+aD2)

126 Yes, so much is surfacing or resurfacing now.

Likely why Pennsylvania is dashing it's 502 page Board of Health power grab amendment through: "We don't need no stinking warrants!" to talk to your child, enter the premises, enter your health data.. and also to develop an office of Medicare for All.

One way or the other, control.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (NFX2v)

127 105 I fully expect James Talarico to start mainlining beef bullion, shooting guns and riding horses in commercials.


Because he's just one of us Texans.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)
------

I would pay good money to see that fruitcake try to shoot any kind of firearm LOL

Posted by: ballistic at September 18, 2026 12:32 PM (oqH4h)

128 Flu IS different because it constantly dips into animal populations and comes back out in different variations. That's why the flu vaccine is so untrustworthy. It is also why you can pretty much get 'flu' an infinite amount of times.

I also wonder, for childhood deadly diseases, vaccines make sense. But for chicken pox?

To me, I wonder if we should just strip down the vaccine schedule to the bare necessities and then go with normal palliative care for everything else to strengthen the immune system.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

129 I believe if more people refused to take the vaccine when their employers threatened them, we would have different results.

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 12:32 PM (AKptf)

130 125 Duncan Sheik just died of sudden cardiac arrest.

He was 56.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (j+aD2)

I had no idea...who he was...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:32 PM (l3cgK)

131 Please tell me most if not all of these 'experts' are on the Non-GMO Foods bandwagon.
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:22 PM (5rh/l)


Are you asking if the results are from people who are pushing an agenda?
Like Fauci and Hotez were?

Because if that is your bar to belief, no one has anything to say that you will believe.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

132 Afternoon Ace.
Every time info like this comes up , I think back to my original thoughts in 20-21. The COVID release, the ridiculous vaccines, the lockdowns and the political thuggery were all part of a plan to reduce the population to lessen.... climate change.
But that's just crazy talk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (oUMhY)

133 fully expect James Talarico to start mainlining beef bullion, shooting guns and riding horses in commercials.


Because he's just one of us Texans.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

I just pictured him as Yosemite Sam .

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (KC5Lt)

134 Should I get a pneumonia vaccine?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:12 PM (2Ez/1)


I have no information about how well it works, but here's how I am making my decision in the meantime:

Pneumonia is a serious risk for invalids, because they can't move around enough to keep their lungs clear. So I don't plan to get a pneumonia shot unless I lose my ability to walk. If that happens, I will reassess.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (FC7F4)

135 I’ll be bold and say we also squeak out Michigan and New Hampshire.
--
Rumors are, the Dem in NH has cancelled a bunch of ad buys.

Also, Cooper, off-hand, said the race was close, within a few points--despite polls showing him leading easily.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (3cUTc)

136 I think mercury actually is able to cure syphilis. At a cost, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (1z8ji)

Only if it's in retrograde though.

Posted by: Medicinal astrology at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)

137 125 Duncan Sheik just died of sudden cardiac arrest.

He was 56.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (j+aD2)

Who is Duncan Sheik?

*looks him up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

138 Duncan Sheik just died of sudden cardiac arrest.

He was 56.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (j+aD2)



He sounds vaccinated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (ccf/V)

139 And how, amazingly, during the covid 'pandemic' the flu just magically went away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:26 PM (ccf/V)

You know who else just magically went away?

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (8D3Qw)

140 Speculators selling to other speculators. Great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-------

Time to go long on tulips?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (XeU6L)

141 135 --
Rumors are, the Dem in NH has cancelled a bunch of ad buys.

Also, Cooper, off-hand, said the race was close, within a few points--despite polls showing him leading easily.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (3cUTc)

=======

Pappas canceled like $30,000 in ad buys. I think people are making too much of that news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (+a7XK)

142 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
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No love for us, eh? Hoser.

Posted by: Bob and Doug Mackenzie at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (SgdqL)

143 Oh, never mind about 1). It’s all an except from a book about to come out before the authors unexpectedly die.

Posted by: epador at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (TRnzq)

144
I just pictured him as Yosemite Sam .
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (KC5Lt)



I'm sure you just pissed Yosemite Sam off.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

145 This is all a distraction by the white capitalist and Islamophobic cispatriarchy over the Epstein and UAP Files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (bd4T5)

146 136 I think mercury actually is able to cure syphilis. At a cost, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (1z8ji)

Only if it's in retrograde though.

Posted by: Medicinal astrology at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)

As the saying went, "A night with Venus, a lifetime with Mercury"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (l3cgK)

147 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM
---------
Ah, the good old days when South Park used to funny and not a progessive mouthpice suffering from TDS.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (iVhsR)

148 19 Brit Neil Ferguson created the Covid fatality model the world used to shut us down. He was a disgraced scientist like Fauci for his totally flawed model for Mad Cow disease that cost the UK tens of millions of dollars. And like Fauci and his HIV /AIS leadership lied like Pinocchio. How our leaders accepted anything these two presented is beyond my comprehension .

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Possibly the biggest lie we were told was that we were in a pandemic in the first place. The world wide annual death toll didn't even go up in the covid years as compared statistically to the previous 5 years. These people need to be beaten to death with shovels

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (9FfUF)

149 I just pictured him as Yosemite Sam .
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM

But a really gay parody version from San Francisco.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (ymmov)

150 It’s too much work trying to access this site on an iPhone.
Posted by: Buck_IV at September 18, 2026 12:20 PM (Pd4Dv)

Well, the site was not designed to be viewed on iPhones. What do you expect? Buy a cheap used laptop, and use your phone as a wifi hotspot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:35 PM (1z8ji)

151 Time to go long on tulips?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (XeU6L)

Wanna buy some mint Beanie Babies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:35 PM (Y/06r)

152 140 Speculators selling to other speculators. Great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Time to go long on tulips?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (XeU6L)

Just don't be the dim bulb...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:35 PM (l3cgK)

153 You know who else just magically went away?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM


* hangs head in shame *

Posted by: zombie Felix Steiner at September 18, 2026 12:35 PM (bd4T5)

154 96 I had one statistics class (almost 50 years ago) but am still not comfortable looking into details of statistical data. There are so many ways to hide facts inside flawed data, or flawed analysis.


Posted by: illiniwek

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The problem, I have found, is that everyone relies on software packages nowadays. They do very complex analysis, giving them fancy names. I insist on putting things on a graph but the statisticians hate that. -- just look at the above -- what the fuck does that heat map show? It is pre-digested. They need tables and graphs.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 12:35 PM (5SewL)

155 Pneumonia is a serious risk for invalids, because they can't move around enough to keep their lungs clear. So I don't plan to get a pneumonia shot unless I lose my ability to walk. If that happens, I will reassess.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM

Thanks. Seems reasonable. My father died of pneumonia, but it was after he was bedridden.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:36 PM (2Ez/1)

156 The House is more difficult. I feel like a lot of those races are more local than the senate. There’s a lot of ground to cover with canvassing and gOTV. I think the national issues and the nuttiness of Democrats is a huge liability. That will move some votes. But if people don’t get motivated to vote, we lose. I also think gas prices will be a drag on voters. They may not vote Dem, but it will sop some of their motivation.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:36 PM (2pI5z)

157 Should I get a flu vaccine?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:10 PM (2Ez/1)

Never got one, never will. And I'm in my 80th year. Wife gets shots, still gets sick. *shrugs shoulders*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 18, 2026 12:36 PM (hmYU4)

158 > What was the flu "vaccine" efficacy last year? 14%?

Whose numbers are you using? CDC is the main publisher of US flu shot efficacy and they claim 56% (preliminary) efficacy for 2024-2025.

2014-2015 was reportedly only 19%, but typically it's in the 30-50% range.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 12:36 PM (mkw2N)

159 Toys ‘R’ Us is opening 120 new stores as grownup collectors fuel toy sales
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

This is the happiest news I've heard in a long time! You made my day!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 18, 2026 12:37 PM (ZgwKJ)

160 I had one statistics class (almost 50 years ago) but am still not comfortable looking into details of statistical data. There are so many ways to hide facts inside flawed data, or flawed analysis.


Posted by: illiniwek



The first thing they teach you in anything to do with data or computing is the undefeated champion of all time..........

Garbage in, garbage out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:37 PM (ccf/V)

161 156 The House is more difficult. I feel like a lot of those races are more local than the senate. There’s a lot of ground to cover with canvassing and gOTV. I think the national issues and the nuttiness of Democrats is a huge liability. That will move some votes. But if people don’t get motivated to vote, we lose. I also think gas prices will be a drag on voters. They may not vote Dem, but it will sop some of their motivation.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:36 PM (2pI5z)

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There are 213 safe GOP seats and 205 safe Democrat seats.

What's left will be coin flips.

If Democrats get them all, they have a small House majority where at least 8 of them will be representing districts that went at least Trump+5.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:37 PM (+a7XK)

162 I do think the government estimates of how many people got the clot shot are significantly off, perhaps by 50%

When Mayor Wu was elected in Boston she threatened vaxports to go restaurants.

Government stats said 90% of Bostonians and 80% of Massholes were clot shotted.

She had an AMA right after this - every comment was demanding she resign (which points pretty strongly at voter fraud too), but she planned to go ahead until the Boston restaurant lobby group told her to expect most restaurants would go bankrupt if she did

Now remember at the time the FNM was screaming unclot shotted people would give you COVID even if you had the clot shot and that you couldn't get it from "the vaccinated". SO it would be fair to expect they'd get more of the 90% then they'd lose of the 10% doesn't it?

Unless, of course that number was significantly lower then 90%...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

163 But a really gay parody version from San Francisco.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 12:34 PM (ymmov)

Just him with a bushy gay porn mustache shooting six shooters into the air .

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (KC5Lt)

164 90% got the jab? I didn't realize my unjabbed self was so unusual.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (OUMaO)

165 Hey, tripled my money last night by betting favored team (Bills) and then flipping out of the bet late in first half to the Lions getting 16.5 spread points. $30 bet to $53 and the $50 bet to $90. This pleased me.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (KGj36)

166 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Rush, April Wine, Triumph, Three Days Grace, Nickelb.... Ok maybe not that one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (d9FiM)

167 I think an Ouija Board would beat most of the RCP polling. It’s horse shit.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (2pI5z)

168 >>>They are actually quite bright. There is no chance that this was an accidental oversight. None.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (CYakq)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (SwyyQ)

169 @125 Barely Breathing is a great song. RIP

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (oUMhY)

170 ***--a flaw that senior officials declined to rectify.
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When is a flaw not a flaw but an intent?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 12:39 PM (4tmEn)

171 Friday should be anti-death anti-medical shit day.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:39 PM (8D3Qw)

172 164 90% got the jab? I didn't realize my unjabbed self was so unusual.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (OUMaO)

I think that is bullshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

173 10%'er here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 12:39 PM (d9FiM)

174 fully expect James Talarico to start mainlining beef bullion, shooting guns and riding horses in commercials.


Because he's just one of us Texans.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

I just pictured him as Yosemite Sam .
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (KC5Lt)

I'm the roughest, toughest, trans-kid lovingest, drag queen fanboiest hombre ever to sling dick to children west of the racist bigoted homophobic and transphobic Mississippi!

Posted by: James "Tex" Talarico at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)

175 120 During COVID I was told by someone I was going to be forced to take the vaccine at some point. I ask them how important that was to them, because that attempt would cost someone their life.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:30 PM (oAqqA)

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Australia kidnapped thousands of their own citizens and kept them in camps for over a year because they wouldn't take the vaccine. Their media did a piece on them implying that the "campers" were the bad guys

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (9FfUF)

176 If we, American citizens, would just volunteer for the Canadian MAID program, then they wouldn’t have to lie to us using poison shots like this! It’s our fault when you think about it.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (7BAZk)

177 >>>And I wonder if this "masking" effect was accidental, or intended.

Incompetence is sufficiently indistinguishable from malice.

But the latter warming to hold off on finding warning signals in VAERS data implies willful ignorance at least.


Oh, and, 200 million doses. Safe for pregnant women.

These people should burn in hell.

But what do I know, what with my Junior Achievement level economics understanding and all.

Posted by: Totally not an AI agent at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (TvwQU)

178 167 I think an Ouija Board would beat most of the RCP polling. It’s horse shit.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (2pI5z)

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Sean Trende was defending the RCP aggregate on X the other day.

Outright saying that completely contradictory polling that couldn't possibly align should be treated equally, even if the polling firm has a long history of misses.

The idea of the aggregate is okay, but it requires only, you know, good inputs. If you're knowingly inputting Quinnipac, which is garbage, well, you're going to get garbage out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (+a7XK)

179 >> If Democrats get them all, they have a small House majority where at least 8 of them will be representing districts that went at least Trump+5.

I don’t see how they overcome Trump +5 districts when there is a huge loyalty to the president in that group. I suppose if people don’t show up that’s one thing.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (2pI5z)

180 90% got the jab? I didn't realize my unjabbed self was so unusual.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (OUMaO)



We are the non-GMO's of the world.

I am reconsidering my organ doner status as they will likely murder me to steal my organs because they're not mRNA damaged......

"What's the cause of death?"

"8 stitches for a cut on his left knee."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (ccf/V)

181 Norm Macdonald, stop the horseshit

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (8D3Qw)

182 Get off me, clanker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (TvwQU)

183 104

I think mercury actually is able to cure syphilis. At a cost, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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I have always been very skeptical of that. Very skeptical.

What we need is is a long term study of the progression of syphilis if left untreated. This is a great idea -- I think I will apply for a grant to study this.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (5SewL)

184 There are 213 safe GOP seats and 205 safe Democrat seats.

What's left will be coin flips.

If Democrats get them all, they have a small House majority where at least 8 of them will be representing districts that went at least Trump+5.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:37 PM (+a7XK)

You're making me feel optimistic. It's a dangerous sensation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

185 179 >> If Democrats get them all, they have a small House majority where at least 8 of them will be representing districts that went at least Trump+5.

I don’t see how they overcome Trump +5 districts when there is a huge loyalty to the president in that group. I suppose if people don’t show up that’s one thing.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (2pI5z)

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Yeah, it's doubtful.

But, I did say that if they won them all.

They won't win them all. In a good year, they'd win 75% of them, not all of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (+a7XK)

186 Should I get a flu vaccine?

The CDC says it reduces flu symptoms which cuts against the actual concrete mortality data which says it does not.

Non-CDC data says the impact is real but extremely minimal which would bridge the gap between those two data sets if you assume the CDC is cherry picking for higher effectiveness.

So my take? It isn't worth the time to go to your DR and expose yourself to likely other flu carriers but the shot itself won't harm you like the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

187 I remember when Pinto car fires sent the media into a frenzy in the 70's. Today the media couldn't give a fuck about lithium ion battery fires (and children mining lithium and cobalt).

A discarded Tesla Powerwall set a garbage truck on fire in Citrus Heights, California


That's 100% on the asshole throwing away a HUGE rechargeable battery. Every garbage collection company tells you not to throw away batteries, ESPECIALLY rechargeable batteries. You're supposed to take them to a household hazardous waste collection site. And that's typically just phone batteries. A freaking powerwall, especially one that hasn't been fully discharged, is incredibly dangerous to throw in the garbage.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

188 Australia kidnapped thousands of their own citizens and kept them in camps for over a year because they wouldn't take the vaccine. Their media did a piece on them implying that the "campers" were the bad guys
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 12:40 PM (9FfUF)

Aborigines iirc. It's amazing how quickly the commies change their tune sometimes (not really.)

It is amazing how radicalized I keep getting in my own head more and more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)

189 fully expect James Talarico to start mainlining beef bullion, shooting guns and riding horses in commercials.


Because he's just one of us Texans.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

And wrestle a buffalo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

190 William. Shatner. Is Canadian.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 12:42 PM (bd4T5)

191 Be sure you know a pure blood if you’re undergoing surgery. Don’t want that evil garbage transfusedin my veins.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 18, 2026 12:42 PM (7BAZk)

192 90% is bullshit

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 12:42 PM (d9FiM)

193 I'm one who didn't get jabbed. I did bring my mom to get the first Johnson and Johnson vax in 2021 at her request though she never got any boosters afterwards at my request.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:42 PM (KC5Lt)

194 What we need is is a long term study of the progression of syphilis if left untreated. This is a great idea -- I think I will apply for a grant to study this.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (5SewL)

*morbid golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:43 PM (Y/06r)

195 184
You're making me feel optimistic. It's a dangerous sensation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

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I still think the safe bet is that Democrats take the House, but with a majority of like 3-5.

So, Jeffries can't do anything of consequence other than theater, and he probably will have trouble getting pro-forma impeachment stuff passed on the floor, not like if he did it would matter since the Senate will still be controlled by the GOP.

And not even Mitch took impeachment efforts seriously, and Thune is better than Mitch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:43 PM (+a7XK)

196 I usually like Trafalgar. But one of their latest polls shows Collins getting crushed in GA. He isn’t a great candidate but I feel like GA has to be completely gone if they reelect Ossoff. Especially since Kemp is involved now.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:43 PM (2pI5z)

197 138 Duncan Sheik just died of sudden cardiac arrest.

He was 56.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 12:31 PM (j+aD2)


He sounds vaccinated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (ccf/V)

It was actually oragn failure from a lifetime of alcoholism...he had been in and out of the hospital all summer, so I imagine the liver was the prime issue...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 18, 2026 12:43 PM (tOcjL)

198
I remember a few of the banned Twitter people and other Undesirables I was reading at the time pointed out this very flaw in that "safety signal" formula they were using at the time this was ongoing.

They were completely ignored and called kook conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 12:43 PM (w6EFb)

199 Mistakes were made or something.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 12:43 PM (RIvkX)

200 You know who else just magically went away?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM (8D3Qw)


Magic. One day it permeated the meanest, most pedestrian element of quotidian life, and then, "poof"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM (rbvCR)

201 While there was malicious intent with the clot shot a lot of it was driven by people believing other people's propaganda.

So someone looking at clot shot side effects sees how bad they are but turns on the news and sees that COVID is killing 10% of the people that get it and decides "heart damage later is better then dying now" so he hides his data

Meanwhile someone research COVID mortality sees that is nowhere near what the government is claiming but see the clot shot has no side effects whatsoever so...why not fudge the numbers to get people vaccinated so we can "get back to normal"?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

202 196 I usually like Trafalgar. But one of their latest polls shows Collins getting crushed in GA. He isn’t a great candidate but I feel like GA has to be completely gone if they reelect Ossoff. Especially since Kemp is involved now.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:43 PM (2pI5z)

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GA rurals have a terrible history of actually turning out.

I'd love GA to be a surprise, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Should keep the governorship, though. Bottoms is a disaster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM (+a7XK)

203
It was actually oragn failure from a lifetime of alcoholism...he had been in and out of the hospital all summer, so I imagine the liver was the prime issue...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 18, 2026 12:43 PM (tOcjL)



Ah, well.....that'll do it as well.

We're starting to believe that's what took my friend a few weeks ago.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

204 fully expect James Talarico to start mainlining beef bullion, shooting guns and riding horses in commercials.


Because he's just one of us Texans.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

And wrestle a buffalo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

Naked. In nuru gel. After taking a handful of Cialis.

Posted by: Get THAT image out of your head at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)

205 Why should we trust the CDC about anything.

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM (2Ez/1)

206 90 percent is wrong - let's just say

I made a LOT of cards

for docs for athletes for my own circle

and docs were paid to make up cards - I gave them blank cards for just that purpose

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)

207 You're making me feel optimistic. It's a dangerous sensation.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 12:41 PM


See your newsfeed if you have optimism lasting more than four hours.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (bd4T5)

208 British medical journal? Is British medicine the same as AMERICAN medicine? Give me Freedom Medicine or give me death!

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (ei1sX)

209 Whately wins. DJT made a campaign stop for him earlier this week and the money is ramping up. Cooper's money blegs are getting hysterical and his campaign photos are appealing only to AWFLs. Upper class Grandpa Cooper.

Whatley needs to come out swinging. Cooper was soft on crime and his acolyte, Josh Stein, is even softer. DJT has been good for NC, Burr and Tillis, not so much. Budd's all right and putting Whately in the Senate will make NC a force to be reckoned with.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)

210 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (8D3Qw)

211 167 I think an Ouija Board would beat most of the RCP polling. It’s horse shit.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:38 PM (2pI5z)

Mostly because so many of the dead vote...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

212 Yeah I don’t get Georgia. Outside of Asslanta and the most of the burbs it’s pretty red. People just don’t get off their asses in the national elections.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 12:46 PM (2pI5z)

213 So my take? It isn't worth the time to go to your DR and expose yourself to likely other flu carriers but the shot itself won't harm you like the clot shot.
Posted by: 18-1
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There's also the small risk with any jab, which is that the medical assistant giving it isn't careful about her landmarks.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 12:46 PM (XvL8K)

214

Is vaccine injured including fat old smelly women turning into murderous excusers?

Posted by: rev the buzz at September 18, 2026 12:47 PM (IIWrI)

215 Bottoms is a disaster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM


Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.

Posted by: Tops at September 18, 2026 12:47 PM (bd4T5)

216 There's a report that the Republican Senatorial Committee is thinking about pulling funds from GA and NC. Maybe I could see GA , but not NC which , given the increase in Republican registration, is still in play.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 12:47 PM (oUMhY)

217 Three rules for a happy life.

Do Not. Seek. The Treasure.

Put. The Candle. Back.

Do not get a flu shot.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 12:48 PM (5SewL)

218 199 Mistakes were made or something.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 12:43 PM (RIvkX)

210 Mistakes were made.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (8D3Qw)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 12:48 PM (RIvkX)

219
AOS has gone plaid!

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2026 12:48 PM (OkYzo)

220 210 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (8D3Qw)

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Intentions were revealed

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 12:48 PM (9FfUF)

221 The FDA and CDC Used a Faulty Algorithm to Understate Vaccine Injuries. When One Researcher Pointed Out the Flaw…

Was it really a flaw, or a faulty algorithm, if it was doing what it was designed to do?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 18, 2026 12:48 PM (kYmoU)

222 I miss Jane D'oh......



As far as I know, she's not mort, tho, so that's good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:48 PM (ccf/V)

223 Sure, go ahead. Trust the polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM (2Ez/1)

224 Shaq Immediately Calls For Arrest Of Charles Barkley After Becoming Honorary FBI Agent

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Eh, no crazier than the last decade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM (ndZc7)

225 205 Why should we trust the CDC about anything.
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM (2Ez/1)

If you can't trust an agency that changes the long-established definition of "vaccine" in the dark of night to cover for the lies of the Biden administration, then who can you trust?

Posted by: I mean, seriously! at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM (TbWk/)

226
Pharma has gotten very good at stuff like this, exaggerating the benefits and suppressing the risks with a lot of statistical razzle-dazzle.

Basically, the don't look at what they don't want to look at, and hide that in all the razzle-dazzle.

See the lasted on Tamiflu. Turns out that actually does way more harm than good for patients very sick and hospitalized with flu. After all these years, the finally did a proper study, and found more of the Tamiflu treated group died than a non-Tamiflu group. And it was like pulling teeth to finally get that study done.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM (w6EFb)

227 the stats are 81% of US population got at least one dose; so 1/5 said , NEIN

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM (AKptf)

228 Three rules for a happy life.

Do Not. Seek. The Treasure.

Put. The Candle. Back.

Do not get a flu shot.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 12:48 PM


What about avoiding land wars in Asia, never going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, and making an ugly woman your wife?

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM (bd4T5)

229 If you check the archives in January 2021 you will find I was already barking about VAERS and how important it would be to report every side effect.

Not that anyone listened.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM (RIvkX)

230 I looked up the BMJ's news feed. A lot of "medical journals" posted around Slay News (and such) tend to be nonjournals, mills to produce FUD.
BMJ does in fact support vaccines when they think they are truly good ones. Like the shingles vax.
There are hyphens so it shouldn't be a margin blower.
bmj.com/content/394/bmj-2026-100711

mediabiasfactcheck.com likes it. And wiki says it's been around since the 1840s.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM (88C+u)

231 209 Whately wins. DJT made a campaign stop for him earlier this week and the money is ramping up. Cooper's money blegs are getting hysterical and his campaign photos are appealing only to AWFLs. Upper class Grandpa Cooper.

Whatley needs to come out swinging. Cooper was soft on crime and his acolyte, Josh Stein, is even softer. DJT has been good for NC, Burr and Tillis, not so much. Budd's all right and putting Whately in the Senate will make NC a force to be reckoned with.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)

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Whatley is as responsible for the turnaround of the RNC in 2024 as anyone else.

I remember establishment friendly voices against his appointment to cochair the RNC because he was "obsessed with the steal" of 2020 and wouldn't actually do anything to win other than complain about past sins.

There have also been some changes at the state level, like new election laws and forcing all police agencies in the state to participate in the 287g program with DHS, which should help drive out some illegals and suppress the 6% who probably vote every election, both passed over governor Stein's veto because the NC state legislature has a veto proof GOP majority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:50 PM (+a7XK)

232 > William. Shatner. Is Canadian.

He's also a massive dick. People love him for being Kirk and for being kind of level-headed on politics, but he's infamous for how he treats his fellow actors and often the fans.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N)

233 Fauci is guilty of crimes against humanity.

All the FDA and CDC government bureaucrats, the entire board of Pfizer, ALL of them are essentially war criminals.

This wasn't incompentance. This was DELIBERATE action against innocent people who were bullied to accept an unsafe gene modification poison mislabeled as a 'vaccine'.

Posted by: Pete at September 18, 2026 12:50 PM (9uoO8)

234
Seattle passes law to add infinite genders and "multi-partner" relationships as protected classes

It's OK because they hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (Cqx++)

235 If you check the archives in January 2021 you will find I was already barking about VAERS and how important it would be to report every side effect.

Not that anyone listened.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM (RIvkX)

Because you were just a crazy conspiracy theorist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (TvwQU)

236 but he's infamous for how he treats his fellow actors and often the fans.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 12:50 PM


This!

Posted by: George Takei at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (bd4T5)

237 There are reasons to be optimistic about Whatley's chances in NC.

Hell, Cooper is actually polling worse against Whatley than Cunningham did in 2020 against Tillis, and Cunningham lost to Tillis in a...suspicious year of elections.

So, we'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (+a7XK)

238 "...and making an ugly woman your wife?
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at September 18, 2026 12:49 PM"

Yeah. About that...

Posted by: B. J. Clinton at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (2Ez/1)

239 The FDA doctor who alerted them to the flawed safety system was muzzled.

You know, 'flawed' sounds just like 'fraud' to us.

Posted by: China at September 18, 2026 12:52 PM (OQfsE)

240 Actually, he's a great guy and a great leader.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 18, 2026 12:52 PM (RIvkX)

241 This is one of those circumstances of the bias press being in the bag for the agenda behind this behavior ABSOLUTELY SUCKS.

It's a perfect example of a situation where news vans, a line of cameras, and a bevy of reporters should be staking out the residences of those involved in this deceitful decision(s) and not giving them a moment's peace until they comment.

Instead, the press will not touch this, and actually run interference on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 12:52 PM (dIske)

242 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (Cqx++)

I laughed. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 12:52 PM (JrHfD)

243 but he's infamous for how he treats his fellow actors and often the fans.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 12:50 PM


Did Big Sulu pay you to post this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 12:52 PM (bd4T5)

244 Bottoms is a disaster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM



I just learned there was a movie called Bottoms.

I deem you correct, you, Mr. Movie Reviewer Guy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:53 PM (ccf/V)

245 James Talarico to start ... riding horses in commercials.

And not in the way you think!

Posted by: James Tala-freako! at September 18, 2026 12:53 PM (OQfsE)

246 234
Seattle passes law to add infinite genders and "multi-partner" relationships as protected classes

It's OK because they hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (Cqx++)

Countably infinite or uncountably infinite?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:53 PM (l3cgK)

247 Because you were just a crazy conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (TvwQU)
=====

Have I mentioned Nazis on the moon?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX)

248 Denny Crane! Denny Crane!

Posted by: Boston Legal at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (2Ez/1)

249 …he's infamous for how he treats his fellow actors and often the fans.

I thought he was great in Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (kYmoU)

250 Never got the jab due to being an early COVID victim (told the story here before). Wife got the J&J jab because of emotional extortion by her sister. Profoundly grateful that she didn't get mRNA poisoned.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (NcvvS)

251 Razzle-dazzle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (5C90x)

252 Instead, the press will not touch this, and actually run interference on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 12:52 PM (dIske)

They were voluntary members of the op. COVID had to be more than just the sniffles to get universal mail in vote fraud.

Don't hold your breath.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (TvwQU)

253 I love the British Journal. I've given thousands upon thousand of British Journals.

Posted by: Kamala at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (8D3Qw)

254 251 Razzle-dazzle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (5C90x)

======

Razzle-dazzle 'em.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (+a7XK)

255 Shatner ma be a massive dick, but Takei loves massive dick. Hey-o

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 12:55 PM (oUMhY)

256 253 I love the British Journal. I've given thousands upon thousand of British Journals.

Posted by: Kamala at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (8D3Qw)

Is that when you put English while on your knees?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:55 PM (l3cgK)

257 lol ok Duncan prob is more a girl thing? or a certain age thing

anyway, sad news

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 12:55 PM (j+aD2)

258 Whatley needs to come out swinging. Cooper was soft on crime and his acolyte, Josh Stein, is even softer. DJT has been good for NC, Burr and Tillis, not so much. Budd's all right and putting Whately in the Senate will make NC a force to be reckoned with.
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)


Has Wilbur reconciled with his brother?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2026 12:55 PM (rbvCR)

259 Have I mentioned Nazis on the moon?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX)

I've seen the documentary.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:55 PM (TvwQU)

260 Razzle-dazzle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (5C90x)

======

Razzle-dazzle 'em.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (+a7XK)



BOOMshakalakalaka BOOMshakalakalaka BOOMshakalakalaka BOOM!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)

261 I wish I still had my Micronauts.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 18, 2026 12:56 PM (Fv808)

262 Instead, the press will not touch this, and actually run interference on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 12:52 PM (dIske)

That's because they're not just biased or in the bag though it's hard to get one's head around. They ARE the agenda. They exist only to serve it.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:56 PM (8D3Qw)

263 Seattle passes law to add infinite genders and "multi-partner" relationships as protected classes

It's OK because they hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (Cqx++)

Countably infinite or uncountably infinite?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Or unaccountable infinite?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:56 PM (ndZc7)

264 This!
Posted by: George Takei


It's not just Takei. James Doohan was by all reports a really great guy. Doohan didn't like Shatner. They reportedly reconciled at some point, but it was late in life.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 12:57 PM (mkw2N)

265 Oh, and the jab didn't protect her sufficiently: she bitterly resents that her bout of COVID pretty much killed her senses of taste & smell.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2026 12:57 PM (NcvvS)

266 flounder you're doing it again. Or I am.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:57 PM (8D3Qw)

267 Why would they do that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 12:57 PM (d5Pps)

268 261 I wish I still had my Micronauts.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 18, 2026 12:56 PM (Fv80

Talarico loved this toy...
https://tinyurl.com/27yp3a5j

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

269 flounder you're doing it again. Or I am.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:57 PM (8D3Qw)

*removes hands from pants*

What?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (TvwQU)

270 247 Because you were just a crazy conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (TvwQU)
=====

Have I mentioned Nazis on the moon?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX)

Goose steps are what you take
Nazis on the moon
I hope for a pure Aryan state
Nazis on the moon
We could have a reich forever
Nazis on the moon
Das volk could live together
Nazis on, Nazis on the moon

Posted by: The Secret Police at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (TbWk/)

271 Don't hold your breath.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:54 PM (TvwQU)

_______________________________

Dr. Fauci has deemed "don't hold your breath" as "VooDoo" medicine for asthmatics. He suggests following the science and holding your breath.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (dIske)

272 There have also been some changes at the state level, like new election laws and forcing all police agencies in the state to participate in the 287g program with DHS, which should help drive out some illegals and suppress the 6% who probably vote every election, both passed over governor Stein's veto because the NC state legislature has a veto proof GOP majority.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:50 PM (+a7XK)
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The NC Senate is veto-proof. the NC GA is not. One seat short, which prevented Constitutional Carry in NC from passing last year.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)

273 Is prison enough? Do we still have a federal death penalty?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (EZz54)

274 Countably infinite or uncountably infinite?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Or unaccountable infinite?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:56 PM (ndZc7)

Whatever Ace is paying the HQ Sergeant at Arms to enforce the no-maths rule, it's not enough.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (SgdqL)

275 I think I had Micronauts. Biotron?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (d5Pps)

276 You know who else just magically went away?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:33 PM

This is about me again, isn't it?

Jus let it go, people. Just let it go.

Posted by: Chuck Cunningham at September 18, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

277 105 I fully expect James Talarico to start mainlining beef bullion, shooting guns and riding horses in commercials.


Because he's just one of us Texans.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)


Three of my ancestors were at the Alamo!
-Talarico in three weeks

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:59 PM (5rh/l)

278 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (TvwQU)


LOL

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 12:59 PM (8D3Qw)

279 Countably infinite or uncountably infinite?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 12:53 PM (l3cgK)


Please, we are getting dangerously close to Hilbert's sex hotel and Cantor's polycules.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2026 01:00 PM (rbvCR)

280 Biotron?
Posted by: Boss Moss

I had Biotron. And the Astrostation. But the Mobile Exploration Lab was best.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 18, 2026 01:00 PM (Fv808)

281 Our social 'elites' are not just any old myopic, lazy, snobby grifters. No, they're myopic, lazy, snobby grifters with a depraved disregard for the value of human life. They're special!

Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 01:00 PM (ke3zm)

282 There are reasons to be optimistic about Whatley's chances in NC.

Hell, Cooper is actually polling worse against Whatley than Cunningham did in 2020 against Tillis, and Cunningham lost to Tillis in a...suspicious year of elections.

So, we'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM


Small world story. Whatley's wife is an old friend of a friend. Many moons ago when I was a young lieutenant on TDY to Bragg for a couple weeks, my friend let her know and she and her family were kind enough to invite me out to their place for a weekend. Very nice folks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:00 PM (P6lWH)

283
Also, secret Nazi bases in Antarctica. They're on the far side of the Moon and Antarctica.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 01:01 PM (w6EFb)

284 272
The NC Senate is veto-proof. the NC GA is not. One seat short, which prevented Constitutional Carry in NC from passing last year.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)

=======

Right.

That drama about some Democrat crossing the aisle last year. I think it was a black lady on an immigration matter and she was talking about how immigrants drive down black wages, for which she was vilified.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:01 PM (+a7XK)

285 I'm amazed (but not really) what liberals are willing to do in service of their politics. Really are fine killing an injuring people if it say causes a short term political headache for Trump/Republicans.

I can't imagine a large swath of say Right leaning doctors fudging vaccine data that would negatively effect the general public because "this might hurt/help Democrats".

Posted by: Leupold at September 18, 2026 01:01 PM (eIzlH)

286 283
Also, secret Nazi bases in Antarctica. They're on the far side of the Moon and Antarctica.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 01:01 PM (w6EFb)

Which one has the dinos?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 01:01 PM (l3cgK)

287 BOOM!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)

Just rewatched that. Early Eddie Murphy appearance in the barracks before pass and review.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 01:01 PM (TvwQU)

288 Three of my ancestors were at the Alamo!
-Talarico in three weeks
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:59 PM


On the other side?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:01 PM (P6lWH)

289 I had a smaller gold guy and a samurai looking guy with 2 fans on his back.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:01 PM (d5Pps)

290 Updating the flow chart

1 "mistakes were made"

2. "Nobody is more upset than us"

3. "There's no reason to lose confidence in is. "

4." Pay us. Pay us now. Keep paying g us."

Posted by: The Learing Center at September 18, 2026 01:02 PM (4HoLg)

291 282 Small world story. Whatley's wife is an old friend of a friend. Many moons ago when I was a young lieutenant on TDY to Bragg for a couple weeks, my friend let her know and she and her family were kind enough to invite me out to their place for a weekend. Very nice folks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:00 PM (P6lWH)

=======

"Yeah, but he supports Trump, so she actually just lives in fear because Whatley will murder her at Trump's order."
-Erick Erickson, 89% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:02 PM (+a7XK)

292 Bottoms is a disaster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:44 PM

My attorneys will be in touch.

Posted by: Timothy Bottoms at September 18, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

293 Oh, and the jab didn't protect her sufficiently: she bitterly resents that her bout of COVID pretty much killed her senses of taste & smell.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2026 12:57 PM (NcvvS)

These are lies made up by the crazy conspiracy theory anti-vax wing of the far-right. Crackpots and reactionaries. BELIEVE IN SCIENCE™!

Posted by: Things I learned here, redux at September 18, 2026 01:02 PM (TbWk/)

294 Just rewatched that. Early Eddie Murphy appearance in the barracks before pass and review.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 01:01 PM (TvwQU)



Huh....never noticed that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)

295 Three of my ancestors were at the Alamo!
-Talarico in three weeks
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:59 PM (5rh/l)


Fact check: homunculi don't have 'ancestors' per se.

Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 01:03 PM (ke3zm)

296
Three of my ancestors were at the Alamo!
-Talarico in three weeks
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:59 PM (5rh/l)



Camp followers in Santa Ana's wagon train.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2026 01:03 PM (y9nCu)

297 Have I mentioned Nazis on the moon?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX)


———

I believe that far more than “safe and effective”.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 18, 2026 01:03 PM (7BAZk)

298 Did they move Tartaria to Antarctica?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:03 PM (d5Pps)

299

Butters > Bottoms

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:03 PM (ccf/V)

300 Off, old sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2026 01:03 PM (4HoLg)

301 Posted by: The Secret Police at September 18, 2026 12:58 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:03 PM (P6lWH)

302 >> Which one has the dinos?

That may be in the Hollow Earth. I tend to get all this mixed up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 01:04 PM (w6EFb)

303 Hollow Flat Earth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:04 PM (d5Pps)

304 232 > William. Shatner. Is Canadian.

He's also a massive dick. People love him for being Kirk and for being kind of level-headed on politics, but he's infamous for how he treats his fellow actors and often the fans.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 12:50
---------
Well, TBF, most of his fellow actors were probably lefttards. Sulu, anyone.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 18, 2026 01:05 PM (SkjRZ)

305 *golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:03 PM (P6lWH)

X2

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (TvwQU)

306 Engage, Chewie.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (d5Pps)

307 "Yeah, but he supports Trump, so she actually just lives in fear because Whatley will murder her at Trump's order."
-Erick Erickson, 89% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:02 PM


If she shoots as well as her dad, unlikely.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (P6lWH)

308 This wasn't incompentance. This was DELIBERATE action against innocent people who were bullied to accept an unsafe gene modification poison mislabeled as a 'vaccine'.
Posted by: Pete at September 18, 2026 12:50 PM (9uoO

This is actually the legal attack that needs to be made.

The shots were never vaccines, they were gene modification therapies... and since they are NOT vaccines, should not be covered under the law that protects vaccine makers from lawsuits.

A Bureaucrat changing a definition on a website, does not change a LEGAL definition... which would be the definition used when they passed the legislation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (mP0Kj)

309 Hollow Flat Earth.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:04 PM (d5Pps)

Like a giant Uncrustable sandwich without any filling.

Posted by: Why not at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (TbWk/)

310 You know who else has secret bases in Antarctica?

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (0sNs1)

311 I think Shatner and Nimoy got along, though, didn't they?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

312 You know who else has secret bases in Antarctica?

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (0sNs1)

Epstein?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 01:07 PM (TvwQU)

313 302 >> Which one has the dinos?

That may be in the Hollow Earth. I tend to get all this mixed up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 01:04 PM (w6EFb)

Found it...
https://youtu.be/NG2utrMwTyY&t=137s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 01:07 PM (l3cgK)

314 You know who else has secret bases in Antarctica?
Posted by: Big Penguin at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM


Aliens and Predators?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:08 PM (P6lWH)

315
It's easy to get the Antarctica conspiracies all mixed up. You've got your plain aliens and/or Nazi bases there, with the pyramids under the ice and all that stuff.

Then you've got the Hollow Earth where the big hole to get inside is down there somewhere (and also up around the north pole too).

And then you've got the Flat Earth ice wall stuff. And they all sort of get all that mixed up themselves. Even the Flat Earthers sometimes have holes in the Flat Pizza doing stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 01:08 PM (w6EFb)

316 263 Seattle passes law to add infinite genders and "multi-partner" relationships as protected classes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 12:51 PM (Cqx++)
_____________________________

That's a pretty vacuous application of the law. The law is supposed to set rules. Any law including the word "infinite" without defining each and every applicable party is contradictive to the purpose of the law or, more specifically, suggests that no law was required.

I guess I'm a reprobate, because my first instinct was to decide how such an open ended application can be abused. Techincally, you could indentify as the most reprehensible, bigoted, racist, disgusting "gender" of your own concoction and claim to be protected.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 01:08 PM (dIske)

317 Where was the Land of the Lost?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:08 PM (d5Pps)

318 I think Shatner and Nimoy got along, though, didn't they?
Posted by: Bulg

Logical.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (d9FiM)

319 Aliens and Predators?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:08 PM (P6lWH)



Horrible movie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)

320 Where was the Land of the Lost?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:08 PM (d5Pps)



Middle Earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)

321 You know who else has secret bases in Antarctica?
Posted by: Big Penguin at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (0sNs1)


The Old Ones.

Posted by: William Dyer at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

322 Ka-Zar was in Antarctica.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

323 Since GA was mentioned, one of the only pollsters actually trying to reach white working class voters is Quantus Insights, and they polled GA:

Quantus Insights
@QuantusInsights
NEW QUANTUS INSIGHTS GEORGIA SENATE POLL - Sept 18, 2026

Our latest survey of 645 likely Georgia voters finds Democrat Jon Ossoff leading Republican Mike Collins by four points, with neither candidate reaching 50%.

📊 Georgia U.S. Senate
🔵 Jon Ossoff (D): 48.2%
🔴 Mike Collins (R): 44.4%
⚪️ Undecided: 6.5%
⚪️ Someone else: 0.9%
––Ossoff +3.8

-----

Incumbent running under 50% is never a good sign, but he's close (with leaners he's at 49%).

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (+a7XK)

324 Techincally, you could indentify as the most reprehensible, bigoted, racist, disgusting "gender" of your own concoction and claim to be protected.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 01:08 PM (dIske)

*takes notes*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (TvwQU)

325 > I think Shatner and Nimoy got along, though, didn't they?

For most of their lives, yes. But they reportedly had a falling out over Shatner using some footage without permission. Nimoy stopped talking to Shatner for several years before his death.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 01:10 PM (mkw2N)

326 I think that moves the needle mostly because they’re gonna point out how nuts Dems are. If enough of those new registered voters show up, Whatley wins.

-----------

The commercials I see against Cooper are ones about his paroling of criminals including one of a father that lost his daughter to some killer but they play it so much that I'm sick of seeing it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2026 01:10 PM (DbmIv)

327 And then you've got the Flat Earth ice wall stuff. And they all sort of get all that mixed up themselves. Even the Flat Earthers sometimes have holes in the Flat Pizza doing stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 01:08 PM


We know beyond a doubt that Earth is round. If it were flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 01:10 PM (P6lWH)

328 321 You know who else has secret bases in Antarctica?
Posted by: Big Penguin at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (0sNs1)

The Old Ones.
Posted by: William Dyer at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

Ah, yes. The Old Ones....

Posted by: Roc at September 18, 2026 01:11 PM (SgdqL)

329 317 Where was the Land of the Lost?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:08 PM (d5Pps)


Harvard. Or one of the other Ivy League propaganda injection schools.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 01:11 PM (5rh/l)

330 I must say, those two "heat maps" have to be the most incomprehensible way to present statistical data ever devised.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 01:11 PM (1z8ji)

331 I got some more $3/pound beef and some buy one get 2 free root beer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:12 PM (d5Pps)

332 Bill Shatner. The Chevy Chase of outer space.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 01:12 PM (d9FiM)

333 328 321 You know who else has secret bases in Antarctica?
Posted by: Big Penguin at September 18, 2026 01:06 PM (0sNs1)

The Old Ones.
Posted by: William Dyer at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

Ah, yes. The Old Ones....
Posted by: Roc at September 18, 2026 01:11 PM (SgdqL)

Quick! we've got to find the kidnapped Girlfriend / Wife!

Posted by: E R Burroughs at September 18, 2026 01:12 PM (mP0Kj)

334 I got some more $3/pound beef

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From a cow ????

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 01:13 PM (AKptf)

335 Three of my ancestors were at the Alamo!
-Talarico in three weeks
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:59 PM (5rh/l)
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I can vouch for that.

Posted by: Brian WIlliams at September 18, 2026 01:13 PM (Ki5ky)

336 Come to think of it, what is Whately's position on the National Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act (H.R 3?

Putting out a statement might stir things up a bit.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

337 Where is this magical land of plenty where beef is $3/lb ??

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 01:13 PM (AKptf)

338 331 I got some more $3/pound beef and some buy one get 2 free root beer.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:12 PM (d5Pps)

Oh, what a lucky man, he was

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 01:13 PM (xcxpd)

339 Hopefully the three buck chuck was not grey

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2026 01:14 PM (rbvCR)

340 Food City Southwest Virginia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:14 PM (d5Pps)

341 332 Bill Shatner. The Chevy Chase of outer space.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 01:12 PM (d9FiM)

He's not that bad...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 01:14 PM (xcxpd)

342 323 Since GA was mentioned, one of the only pollsters actually trying to reach white working class voters is Quantus Insights, and they polled GA:

Quantus Insights
@QuantusInsights
NEW QUANTUS INSIGHTS GEORGIA SENATE POLL - Sept 18, 2026

Our latest survey of 645 likely Georgia voters finds Democrat Jon Ossoff leading Republican Mike Collins by four points, with neither candidate reaching 50%.
📊 Georgia U.S. Senate
🔵 Jon Ossoff (D): 48.2%
🔴 Mike Collins (R): 44.4%
⚪️ Undecided: 6.5%
⚪️ Someone else: 0.9%
––Ossoff +3.8
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Incumbent running under 50% is never a good sign, but he's close (with leaners he's at 49%).

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:09 PM (+a7XK)


Abandon hope now.

Posted by: Fulton County, GA, election workers at September 18, 2026 01:14 PM (5rh/l)

343 I must say, those two "heat maps" have to be the most incomprehensible way to present statistical data ever devised.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 01:11 PM (1z8ji)
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That's why we need more experts.

Posted by: Tom Nichols at September 18, 2026 01:15 PM (Ki5ky)

344 Bill Shatner. The Chevy Chase of outer space.

Except Chevy Chase was never funny, he was just an asshole. Shatner had breadth and depth in acting, and when he appeared with Winkler, Bradshaw and Foreman in that Better Late than Never series he was pretty damn funny.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 01:15 PM (3Ope8)

345 Three of my ancestors were at the Alamo!
-Talarico in three weeks
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:59 PM

Were they in the basement of the Alamo?

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at September 18, 2026 01:15 PM (OkYzo)

346 Bill Shatner. The Chevy Chase of outer space.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 01:12 PM (d9FiM)

He's not that bad...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Just reacting to what is on the thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (d9FiM)

347 I was at Alamo once. The rental car place.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (d5Pps)

348 The part of Kirk was first offered to Jack Lord, but his price was too high.

"Uhura, get on the horn to Starfleet Command..."

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

349 I think Whatley wins in NC but I believe NC-11 will switch from Republican to Democrat.

Having said that, Whatley has not run a good campaign at all. He started off with the "working across the aisle and fixing the gridlock in Washington" play. What an idiot.

He also has nothing to say about immigration, illegal or otherwise. You just know he is a corporate toady not much different than Tillis.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (DbmIv)

350 Hide the incline.

Posted by: alanon at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (Yv1fT)

351 Ossoff is an annoying little shit who has accomplished nothing while in the Senate.. Seriously Georgia ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (+gK6I)

352 342 Abandon hope now.

Posted by: Fulton County, GA, election workers at September 18, 2026 01:14 PM (5rh/l)

=========

There is a grand jury investigating Fulton for election crimes under federal law right now.

There was an FBI raid on Fulton County election offices in January where they seized ballots from 2020. DNI was involved.

This is the biggest known unknown I can think of for 2026. I want to know how much this is going to affect things, if at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (+a7XK)

353 I'll alway believe that one of the worst movies I've seen is James Cameron's "Titanic."

Plot holes on top of plot holes. Horrendous acting and dialogue. I remember watching that scene where the cabin is filling up with water, and the two main characters are yelling back an forth to each other while trying to get out. They are the only two in the room....and yet EVERY SINGLE LINE is preceded by the one character shouting the other's name. It ruined the entire (supposedly pivotal) scene. It was ridiculous.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (dIske)

354
Shatner's Twilight Zone appearances were some of the best of the series.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2026 01:17 PM (OkYzo)

355 345 Three of my ancestors were at the Alamo!
-Talarico in three weeks
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 12:59 PM

Were they in the basement of the Alamo?
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at September 18, 2026 01:15 PM (OkYzo)

Santa Anna's troops.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 01:17 PM (Y/06r)

356 Three of Talarico 's ancestors were male comfort girls at the Alamo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 01:17 PM (oUMhY)

357 Could you rent wagons at the Alamo?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:18 PM (d5Pps)

358
The misuse of the polymerase chain reaction procedure for Covid DNA goes along with this. Grossly excessive number of replication cycles produced a high percentage of false positives (Covid is everywhere!), and the inventor of PCR himself said it shouldn't be used for quantitative tests.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2026 01:18 PM (HLgI3)

359 349 I think Whatley wins in NC but I believe NC-11 will switch from Republican to Democrat.

Having said that, Whatley has not run a good campaign at all. He started off with the "working across the aisle and fixing the gridlock in Washington" play. What an idiot.

He also has nothing to say about immigration, illegal or otherwise. You just know he is a corporate toady not much different than Tillis.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (DbmIv)

=======

Any summer spend is on upping name recognition.

It's fall spend where negative ads work best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:18 PM (+a7XK)

360 How did they manage to beat Mexican regulars?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:19 PM (d5Pps)

361 The Alamo was the first place I was ever legally allowed to destroy US Currency by putting a penny in the machine that crushed it into The Alamo logo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)

362 > This is the biggest known unknown I can think of for 2026. I want to know how much this is going to affect things, if at all.
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Probably not at all.

The states that perpetrated the fraud, all of them, are not cooperating, at all, with the feds. While they will (eventually) turn over whatever materials they've been unable to destroy, there's still the corrupt judiciary to get through.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 01:19 PM (2Cry5)

363 How did they manage to beat Mexican regulars?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:19 PM (d5Pps)




They mowed their own lawns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)

364 original Star Trek> Galaxy Quest>> All Other Space Movies and TV shows

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy and Alan Rickman, zombie acting champions at September 18, 2026 01:20 PM (EYqKn)

365 This sounds serious. That means there will consequences, right?

Right?!?

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2026 01:20 PM (NlEaG)

366 351 Ossoff is an annoying little shit who has accomplished nothing while in the Senate.. Seriously Georgia ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (+gK6I)

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It's ridiculous. I think it can be another example of the GOPe voters not reciprocating when an actual conservative is on the ballot. I mean when there is a GOPe on the ballot it's all, "gotta vote for the GOP no matter what." When a conservative on the ballot it's all, 'I gotta vote my conscience."

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2026 01:20 PM (DbmIv)

367 Nimoy did some guest work on Western TV shows.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:20 PM (d5Pps)

368 362 > This is the biggest known unknown I can think of for 2026. I want to know how much this is going to affect things, if at all.
------
Probably not at all.

The states that perpetrated the fraud, all of them, are not cooperating, at all, with the feds. While they will (eventually) turn over whatever materials they've been unable to destroy, there's still the corrupt judiciary to get through.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 01:19 PM (2Cry5)

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The investigation into 2020 in Georgia has been ongoing since 2021, led by Georgia Republicans in the legislature.

Biden won GA in 2020 with 300,000 fake ballots to get him a 10,000 ballot win.

And Harmeet Dhillon seems serious about using the full power of her office against Democrats.

I think it could be something. Or, it could be nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:21 PM (+a7XK)

369
There was an FBI raid on Fulton County election offices in January where they seized ballots from 2020. DNI was involved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

=================

I hope someone from DC is going to post observers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 01:21 PM (mmrXZ)

370 Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 01:16 PM (dIske)

Is that not because it was noisy, and it's easier to attend to your own name than anything else? Unless they were right next to each other...

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 01:21 PM (8D3Qw)

371 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Besides having to work tomorrow, have I mentioned that I H8 my co-workers lately?

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 01:21 PM (SOfNT)

372
The part of Kirk was first offered to Jack Lord, but his price was too high.

Book 'em Spocko

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 01:21 PM (Cqx++)

373 Nimoy did some guest work on Western TV shows.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:20 PM (d5Pps)



Kirk did Westerns and once played both an American cowboy AND an Indian......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

374 Shatner, I meant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

375 374 Shatner, I meant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

=====

I think you mean,

"Shatner.... ... ...I meant."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (+a7XK)

376 have I mentioned that I H8 my co-workers lately?
Posted by: Skip

Not yet on this thread.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

377
I think you mean,

"Shatner.... ... ...I meant."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 01:22 PM (+a7XK)



I was on medicine for my pausak at the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (ccf/V)

378 That El Sayed guy is going to win in Michigan. You NEVER hear anything about the Republican running against him even from Republicans.

What's his name? Rogers or something?

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (NlEaG)

379 Nimoy did some guest work on Western TV shows.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 01:20 PM (d5Pps)

As did DeForrest Kelly. Imagine my surprise as a wee lad seeing Dr. McCoy in an old black and white western on Saturday morning TV.

Posted by: We've got to amputate the leg, Jim at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (TbWk/)

380 I've read that the FDA receives nearly half of its funding from private industry, among which are Pfizer and Moderna...

Nearly half? I'll bet that it's way, way, way higher than that - that there is a lot of dark money flowing from Big Pharma into the FDA coffers, and especially directly to the bank accounts of the FDA top staff; that their government salaries don't begin to compare with their payola from Big Pharma.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (bufu1)

381 I'm not willing to assume "just an accidental oversight."

You couldn't pay me enough...! Ah, you know, it turns out that my salary assuaged any misgivings I might have had.

Posted by: medical professionals at September 18, 2026 01:23 PM (wNud8)

382 Ossoff is an annoying little shit who has accomplished nothing while in the Senate.. Seriously Georgia ?
Posted by: It's me donna
__________

I'm generally fine with legislators accomplishing nothing, but especially dems.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 01:24 PM (XvL8K)

383 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 01:24 PM (ccf/V)

384
Admiral Byrd and Operation Highjump back in '46-'47 play big in all these conspiracies.

He went down there either to fight the Nazis, or fight the aliens. Or he thought they were Nazis but turned out to be aliens, or vice-versa, or both, a Nazi-Alien alliance.

Or, he went down there to find the entrance to the Hollow Earth. Or he went down there to go over the Ice Wall encircling the Flat Earth, and explore all the Secret Continents beyond.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 01:24 PM (w6EFb)

THE MORNING RANT: By the Logic of Free Traders, Shouldn't Trump's Tariffs Be Good for Canada and its Consumers

Canadian Flag.png

There is something puzzling about the U.S. / Canadian trade war and the concern that Trump-hating “free traders”* have on how this will affect Canada. [*Actual free trade involves reciprocity, but those now identifying as “free traders” argue for unilateral surrender to foreign mercantilism, even when it involves hostile nations such as China.]

It is widely accepted that if President Trump doesn’t dial back his tariffs, Canadian industry will be devastated, its economy will be thrown into recession, and there will be widespread job losses and layoffs in Canada. I would agree that all sounds awful for Canadians, but over the past few decades, American “free traders” have argued in favor of inflicting on the U.S. the same economic despair that Trump is imposing on Canada. Free traders consider a dying industrial town in the Midwest to be a success story, while they sneer at the despair of their countrymen who have lost the dignity of employment. Closed American factories and a gross trade imbalance with hostile powers are celebrated by free traders.

Where are all the think pieces from Principled Free Traders arguing that it will benefit Canada to roll over and surrender in its trade war with the U.S., since that is the argument they make for U.S. capitulation to China?

David Harsanyi is representative of America’s “free trade” political class, arguing repeatedly that American economic sovereignty is bad, while dependence on hostile foreign countries is desirable. At least that is the clear message I receive. He has written for many legacy conservative publications, repeatedly arguing for economic surrender to China because it would help American consumers save money, while embracing China’s trade barriers on U.S. products. A few years ago Mr. Harsanyi wrote “Now, admittedly, I support nearly unlimited trade, no matter what other nations do.” He went on to say, “Let's hope trade doesn't get ‘fair’ for us any time soon.” Mr. Harsanyi even expresses his ideal of zero U.S. steel production, dismissing the argument that a domestic steel industry is necessary for national defense.

By these arguments, shouldn’t Canadians also hope that their trade war “doesn’t get fair any time soon”? Shouldn’t Canadians embrace tariffs that destroy their export market? Shouldn’t Canada seek the elimination of every possible job so as to lower consumer prices? And wouldn’t any retaliatory tariffs imposed by Canada be a “tax on Canadian consumers” that should be avoided at all cost?

How devastating are the tariffs going to be for our northern neighbor if an agreement is not reached? A piece in the Globe and Mail titled “What Trump’s new tariffs mean for Canada’s economy” identifies multiple economic catastrophes, including:

• A collapse in exports that would reverse Canada’s GDP growth.
• Elimination up to 20% of jobs in many industries, including apparel and electrical equipment
• Devastation of Canada’s liquor industry.
• Serious harm to agriculture, especially Canada’s dairy industry
• Devastation of British Columbia’s lumber industry

The same free traders who cheered for the shuttering of American industry are suddenly worried about Canada, and defending Canada’s need to impose retaliatory tariffs. Go figure. It’s almost as if the abiding principal of “principled free traders” is that they are anti-American globalists who embrace economic policies that harm America while benefiting other countries.

Canada’s Prime Minister, Mark Carney, just stated that tariffs are necessary to protect Canada, arguing that the cost of tariffs “don’t come close to the cost of standing still.”

Free traders swooned in concurrence with PM Carney. “The Editors” at National Review defended Canadian retaliatory tariffs, arguing that it was a necessary escalation by Canada because the U.S. tariffs are a “blow for Canadian exporters.”

This is the same National Review that repeatedly argues for giving China unfettered, tariff-free access to the American market, irrespective of China’s trade barriers against American exports. Why would NR make this argument? Because, tariffs are a tax on American consumers, of course. Strangely, that same logic doesn’t apply to Canadian consumers when Canada is tariffing American products due to a trade war.

It’s almost as if the underlying “principal” among the “free traders” isn’t actually free trade, rather it is a globalist, America-last attitude that seeks to harm the U.S. economically for the benefit of other countries.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 11:01 AM (ohcCe)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:01 AM (ccf/V)

3 Thanks Buck.

Carney had his invest in Canada event yesterday.
Organized by an American company.

We're in the best of hands...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 11:02 AM (Sco7b)

4 It is widely accepted that if President Trump doesn’t dial back his tariffs, Canadian industry will be devastated, its economy will be thrown into recession, and there will be widespread job losses and layoffs in Canada. I would agree that all sounds awful for Canadians,

but over the past few decades, American “free traders” have argued in favor of inflicting on the U.S. the same economic despair that Trump is imposing on Canada.


Not seeing an issue.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 11:02 AM (ohcCe)

5 Trump = bad

Tariffs = bad

Trump = Tariffs


Communize the world. It's our only hope.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:02 AM (ccf/V)

6 Blame Blockade Canada.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:02 AM (+a7XK)

7 Canada doesn't make any liquor fit to drink.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:03 AM (2ap+5)

8 Everyone has been tariffing the f*ck out of the United States for generations.

When Trump levels the playing field and starts making the countries pay their coveted 'fair share,' they Amber Heard and lose their f*cking minds.

You know what? F*ck right off with that bullshit.

AMERICA FIRST, you pantywaist pieces of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:04 AM (ccf/V)

9 It’s (D)iffe(R)ent because reasons.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 11:04 AM (Bl+DZ)

10 All is proceeding as we have forseen.

Posted by: Big Poutine at September 18, 2026 11:04 AM (brIJB)

11 The editorial office at NR is a closet with a peephole looking out into Paolo's bedroom.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 11:04 AM (88C+u)

12 Canada doesn't make any liquor fit to drink.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:03 AM (2ap+5)



I will admit drinking a barrel or two of Crown Royal and losing a few dinners after piledriving some Yukon Jack in my day......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:05 AM (ccf/V)

13 Canada doesn't make any liquor fit to drink.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026


***
When I was a young man during the Punic Wars, I remember drinking and enjoying Canadian Club and Seagram's VO, both of which were called "Canadian" whiskies. Are they not distilled in Canada?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:05 AM (wzUl9)

14 I could have been first but I was baiting my hook

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 11:06 AM (QM44n)

15 I am absolutely in favor of REAL free markets, but that's not what we have.

He went on to say, “Let's hope trade doesn't get ‘fair’ for us any time soon.” Mr. Harsanyi even expresses his ideal of zero U.S. steel production, dismissing the argument that a domestic steel industry is necessary for national defense.

Steel is still a good example, but chips are a better one. Should we allow China to simply take over any market they desire, using dumping and other strategies incompatible with an actual free market? What happens when we run out of missiles during an attack? What happens to the overall economy when the Chinese deny us the chips it relies on? Harsanyi doesn't seem concerned, but I am.

I guess one has to break a whole lot of eggs to make Harsanyi's omelet.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

16 Because Orange Man Bad.

Also, they only want USA to submit to other countries. America First is icky.

Same impulse as the crowd that thinks the only wars we should be in are the ones in which we have no stake. Defend Ukraine's borders, Israel's borders, but not ours.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 11:06 AM (rOKnE)

17 Libertarians are so principled that they are willing for you to die for their principles.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2026 11:06 AM (HeG1i)

18 . A few years ago Mr. Harsanyi wrote “Now, admittedly, I support nearly unlimited trade, no matter what other nations do.” He went on to say, “Let's hope trade doesn't get ‘fair’ for us any time soon.” Mr. Harsanyi even expresses his ideal of zero U.S. steel production, dismissing the argument that a domestic steel industry is necessary for national defense.



Why, this guy's a bigger asshole than TJM!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (ccf/V)

19 They're clinging to their maple syrup and Tim Horton's, those deplorable white Christian Canadian nationalists.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (wqxxA)

20 Glacier sucks because it's so ridiculously overcrowded. Canada should give us Lake Louise and Bampf in exchange for a cut in the tariff level.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (2ap+5)

21 Canada should adopt a new national slogan:

"I'm Not Perfect, But Parts of Me Are Excellent"

I leave it as an exercise for the student to determine which parts might be excellent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (wzUl9)

22 Define "principled". Their definition is different.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (2Cry5)

23 >>I could have been first but I was baiting my hook

Understood, you had to tackle that task. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (rOKnE)

24 Yukon Jack is repulsive.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (fGj4e)

25 As I've commented repeatedly, I don't care if Canada collapses because I'm still angry about them giving aid and comfort to draft dodgers and deserters. Though I wish all Canadian morons could move to the US because I don't want them to suffer.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (KC5Lt)

26 Yeah the entire world should be cheering American tarriffs since tarriffs are bad for the country imposing them. So they the experts.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (Bl+DZ)

27 Canada doesn't make any liquor fit to drink.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:03 AM (2ap+5)

Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey put me in the drunk tank of Michigan Stadium back in the day. Never again.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)

28 This whole "trade war" is surreal.

Trump put comparable tariffs on CA to what they put on the US and this is...wrong?

Either tariffs are good or the are bad...we are in this odd state where the official argument is CA tariffing the US is bad and the US tariffing CA is bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (sKqQm)

29 Glacier sucks because it's so ridiculously overcrowded. Canada should give us Lake Louise and Bampf in exchange for a cut in the tariff level.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026


***
I thought "Bampf!" was the noise X-Man Nightcrawler made when he teleported.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (wzUl9)

30 16 Because Orange Man Bad.

Also, they only want USA to submit to other countries. America First is icky.

Same impulse as the crowd that thinks the only wars we should be in are the ones in which we have no stake. Defend Ukraine's borders, Israel's borders, but not ours.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 11:06 AM (rOKnE)

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America has been the world's daddy since WWI, we made it undeniably clear after WWII.

Everything since has been about countering the American hegemony. Pitiful examples of countries banding together to hen peck America into giving up its well-earned power on the geopolitical stage because no one else wants to do the hard work of actually building up a counterweight when they can just talk America into paying them to henpeck their benefactor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (+a7XK)

31 This is the same National Review that repeatedly argues for giving China unfettered, tariff-free access to the American market, irrespective of China’s trade barriers against American exports. Why would NR make this argument? Because, tariffs are a tax on American consumers, of course. Strangely, that same logic doesn’t apply to Canadian consumers when Canada is tariffing American products due to a trade war.

I LOVED watching Scott Jennings point out to CNN that tariffs (which CNN 'opposes') get passed on to consumers in the exact same way corporate interest taxes (which CNN favors) get passed on to consumers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)

32 It's astonishing to me that people think establishing a collaboration between two failing economies (Canada and the EU) is going to magically turn them into an economic juggernaut. That was the same thinking behind the formation of the EU in the first place. How'd that work out for ya?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

33 If only Americans would stop with the memes. Everything would go back to normal......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

34 18 Why, this guy's a bigger asshole than TJM!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (ccf/V)

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Yeah, but can he read?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (+a7XK)

35 Yukon Jack is repulsive.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026


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Is that one of those fruit-laced "whiskies" like Southern Comfort? If so, I agree without reservation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:09 AM (wzUl9)

36 28 This whole "trade war" is surreal.

Trump put comparable tariffs on CA to what they put on the US and this is...wrong?

Either tariffs are good or the are bad...we are in this odd state where the official argument is CA tariffing the US is bad and the US tariffing CA is bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (sKqQm)

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The only principle is that America is bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:09 AM (+a7XK)

37 I’m on a car enthusiast forum and people there are hating on the bad orange man because the price of Porsches has shot up due to Tarriffs. I’m like holy fuck this is white people first world problems to the max. Lol

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 11:09 AM (Bl+DZ)

38 >>It’s almost as if the underlying “principal” among the “free traders” isn’t actually free trade, rather it is a globalist, America-last attitude that seeks to harm the U.S. economically for the benefit of other countries.


shorter: "America Last!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 11:09 AM (rOKnE)

39 7 Canada doesn't make any liquor fit to drink.
Posted by: Oglebay

It all tastes like iodine, and we particularly don't like Canadian Club.

Posted by: Baby Seals Everywhere at September 18, 2026 11:09 AM (Fn+3X)

40 I could have been first but I was baiting my hook
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 11:06 AM (QM44n)

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 18, 2026 11:09 AM (hmYU4)

41 31 I LOVED watching Scott Jennings point out to CNN that tariffs (which CNN 'opposes') get passed on to consumers in the exact same way corporate interest taxes (which CNN favors) get passed on to consumers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)

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Tariffs often affect consumers less than taxes because it's been shown that many importers will eat the tariff costs rather than pass them on in order to stay competitive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:10 AM (+a7XK)

42
Carney reminds me of the old joke where a mouse is fucking an elephant in the jungle, and a monkey is chortling and throwing coconuts at them. One hits the elephant in the head, and the elephant cries out "Owww!"

"THAT'S RIGHT! TAKE IT AAAAAAAAALLLLLLL, BITCH!!!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2026 11:10 AM (y9nCu)

43 Is Art Carney spinning in his grave with all these Carney's being complete bumbling idiots?

Jay Carney. Mark Carney.

What gives, Carney DNA?


Ed Norton was simply a character on TV, not a role model to pattern your life after.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:10 AM (ccf/V)

44 It’s almost as if the underlying “principal” among the “free traders” isn’t actually free trade, rather it is a globalist, America-last attitude that seeks to harm the U.S. economically for the benefit of other countries.

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

45 I mean, I drink "old fashioned"s made with gran gala, but I won't drink that Canadian poison.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:10 AM (2ap+5)

46 Since renaming things is all the rage, I suggest we rename Canada North Retardia and California Left Retardia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:11 AM (ndZc7)

47 Is Canada joining the EU a real thing or is its 51st state meme level. I’ve seen people online discussing it but is it anywhere close to a serious proposal?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 11:11 AM (Bl+DZ)

48 >>Everything since has been about countering the American hegemony. Pitiful examples of countries banding together to hen peck America into giving up its well-earned power on the geopolitical stage because no one else wants to do the hard work of actually building up a counterweight when they can just talk America into paying them to henpeck their benefactor.


Bingo!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 11:11 AM (rOKnE)

49 It's crazy how so many of the "thinking people" on the right, that called themselves conservatives, never actually believed a word they wrote.

That the vast majority of their slop was just sophistry to convince actual conservatives to either not fight or accept the latest leftie position.

Is there any position National Review et al. wrote about 20 years ago that they still push today?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 11:11 AM (3cUTc)

50 Ed Norton was simply a character on TV, not a role model to pattern your life after.
Posted by: Sponge

Have you stopped saying "Hello, Ball!" every time you tee up yet?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:11 AM (77rzZ)

51 When I was a young man during the Punic Wars, I remember drinking and enjoying Canadian Club and Seagram's VO, both of which were called "Canadian" whiskies. Are they not distilled in Canada?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:05 AM (wzUl9

Windsor Ontario has a big brewery I used to pive near.

I barely shop so I haven't noticed much yet. But as it is, I don't know how anyone with a family making less than $100,000 makes it.

And realistically, we should have rolled over. Actually, this shouldn't even be happening. There's thinking that Carney is doing all this to hurt Trump in the midterms.

Destroying Canadian livelihoods is a price they're willing to pay.

I can't control it, just my reaction and I choose to let it go and handle my stuff.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 18, 2026 11:12 AM (Sco7b)

52 Tariffs often affect consumers less than taxes because it's been shown that many importers will eat the tariff costs rather than pass them on in order to stay competitive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:10 AM (+a7XK)

They make it up in volume, Jerry!

Except they really do. If one manufacturer decides to eat the tariff, they all have to, else they get priced out.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:12 AM (gLYp7)

53 Canada Dry ginger ale and Canada mints? Putting the word "Canada" in a product name makes it suggest that it's fresh and cold, or cooling at least.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:12 AM (wzUl9)

54 46 Since renaming things is all the rage, I suggest we rename Canada North Retardia and California Left Retardia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:11 AM (ndZc7)

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Illinois shall become: "Former state and current military protectorate ruled with an iron fist by Lord Protector Barron Trump, the territory of Shitganistan."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:12 AM (+a7XK)

55 Bottom line is the Left hates America but they will continue to suck on its teats of all the advantages it gives them because they have no self awareness and evil. But mostly evil. I include all the fake Republicans who are just evil.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:12 AM (KC5Lt)

56 Is Canada joining the EU a real thing or is its 51st state meme level. I’ve seen people online discussing it but is it anywhere close to a serious proposal?

I think they've offered them something like "associate" status, although what that actually means is anyone's guess. Well, other than that it means "F*** you, America".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)

57 It's astonishing to me that people think establishing a collaboration between two failing economies (Canada and the EU) is going to magically turn them into an economic juggernaut.

I think you tie yourself to a sinking ship if you're going to make it up in volume.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 11:12 AM (wqxxA)

58 42 Carney reminds me of the old joke where a mouse is fucking an elephant in the jungle

Go on

Posted by: Richard Gere at September 18, 2026 11:12 AM (88C+u)

59 Is there any position National Review et al. wrote about 20 years ago that they still push today?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 11:11 AM (3cUTc)

"Send money!"
- National Review, being generationally consistent

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:13 AM (gLYp7)

60 When i was under age, Seagram's VO was my favorite liquor

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 18, 2026 11:13 AM (Fv808)

61 It’s almost as if the underlying “principal” among the “free traders” isn’t actually free trade, rather it is a globalist, America-last attitude that seeks to harm the U.S. economically for the benefit of other countries.

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One doesn't need a degree in economics to see that. Most of us saw this when NAFTA (or China's "most favored nation") was passed. It's been an all-out economic war against the US ever since.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2026 11:13 AM (g8Ew8)

62 PBR>Coors>Labatts>Molson

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:13 AM (2ap+5)

63 Why, this guy's a bigger asshole than TJM!!
Posted by: Sponge

Is that even possible?

Posted by: Otto Preminger at September 18, 2026 11:13 AM (Fn+3X)

64
Have you stopped saying "Hello, Ball!" every time you tee up yet?
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:11 AM (77rzZ)




........no.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

65 American elitists, really global elitists, are in a help anyone but Americans mode and have been for over three decades.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 18, 2026 11:13 AM (xvV+O)

66 crazy how so many of the "thinking people" on the right, that called themselves conservatives, never actually believed a word they wrote.



The term Con, Inc. has been around for a long time. They’ve always been grifters.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 11:14 AM (Bl+DZ)

67 It all tastes like iodine, and we particularly don't like Canadian Club.

Posted by: Baby Seals Everywhere at September 18, 2026 11:09 AM (Fn+3X

Booze has a taste?
Hmmm.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 18, 2026 11:14 AM (Sco7b)

68 PBR>Coors>Labatts>Molson
Posted by: Oglebay

Labatts tasted like Helen Thomas' nether regions.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

69 I used to order seven and seven when I was an underaged drinker because I thought it was cool to say.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:14 AM (KC5Lt)

70 >>It's astonishing to me that people think establishing a collaboration between two failing economies (Canada and the EU) is going to magically turn them into an economic juggernaut.


"Welcome to the EU borg! Now stand back while unelected, unnamed bureaucrats micromanage all your businesses to death. Oh, and we have refugee quotas - start bringing in more Africans - chop, chop!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 11:15 AM (rOKnE)

71 53 Canada Dry ginger ale and Canada mints? Putting the word "Canada" in a product name makes it suggest that it's fresh and cold, or cooling at least.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:12 AM (wzUl9)


It's imported! Gotta be great or why would anyone import it?
- 75% of US grocery, liquor, and beer buyers

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 11:15 AM (5rh/l)

72 PBR>Coors>Labatts>Molson
Posted by: Oglebay

Labatts tasted like Helen Thomas' nether regions.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)



Wow. You guys are f*cking HARSH.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:15 AM (ccf/V)

73 One bucket of slop they sold to the conservative movement was the offshoring of every industry to the CCP.

Great. China is literally spying on every single agency, industry, and university without much effort now. Love that trade.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2026 11:15 AM (HeG1i)

74 69 I used to order seven and seven when I was an underaged drinker because I thought it was cool to say.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:14 AM (KC5Lt)

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Me too, but it was in WV and I was twelve.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:16 AM (2ap+5)

75 When I was a young man during the Punic Wars,

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We gave those Punics what for!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:16 AM (ndZc7)

76 I used to order seven and seven when I was an underaged drinker because I thought it was cool to say.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:14 AM (KC5Lt)



My dad used to drink that quite often back in the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:16 AM (ccf/V)

77 It's imported! Gotta be great or why would anyone import it?

One could say the same of the people who want to bring in Somalis, Haitians, and Afghans.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)

78 41 31 I LOVED watching Scott Jennings point out to CNN that tariffs (which CNN 'opposes') get passed on to consumers in the exact same way corporate interest taxes (which CNN favors) get passed on to consumers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)

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Tariffs often affect consumers less than taxes because it's been shown that many importers will eat the tariff costs rather than pass them on in order to stay competitive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:10 AM (+a7XK)

Basically comes down to who has the most flexibility and leverage within a supply chain. If you're an essential part and the cost affects all your competitors, it'll get passed on to the customer, but if there's competition limiting your ability to raise prices you bear the burden.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 18, 2026 11:17 AM (okun6)

79 My dad used to drink that quite often back in the day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:16 AM (ccf/V)

Then when I got a little older it was Jack and Seven.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:18 AM (KC5Lt)

80 Carney had his invest in Canada event yesterday.
Organized by an American company.


He previously hired Americans who worked for Biden and Obama to negotiate the trade deal that blew up, so that tracks.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 11:19 AM (2ocoG)

81 Imported means it was made cheaply enough that even with transportation costs it’s profitable. And somehow that makes it better?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 11:19 AM (Bl+DZ)

82 Also, Canada was apparently sending Chinese steel, and probably other crap to the US so they could bypass tariffs. We deserve to be punished.

Good and hard. Turn us into scenic Detroit.

Apparently the Covid crap has made me disgruntled and less than patriotic.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 18, 2026 11:19 AM (Sco7b)

83 Labatts tasted like Helen Thomas' nether regions.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)


Wow. You guys are f*cking HARSH.
Posted by: Sponge

To clarify, it tasted like Helen Thomas' nether regions AFTER SHE DIED.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

84 Imported means it was made cheaply enough that even with transportation costs it’s profitable. And somehow that makes it better?

*cough*
Why yes. Yes, it does.

Posted by: Scotch at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

85 84 Imported means it was made cheaply enough that even with transportation costs it’s profitable. And somehow that makes it better?

*cough*
Why yes. Yes, it does.

Posted by: Scotch at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

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Scotch ain't cheaper than bourbon!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (+a7XK)

86 Why did other politicians let Canada get away with this lopsided tariffs deal? Was some money being slipped under the table?

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (xJpuh)

87 To clarify, it tasted like Helen Thomas' nether regions AFTER SHE DIED.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

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Helen Thomas is dead? And YUCK!

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (2ap+5)

88 Me too, but it was in WV and I was twelve.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:16 AM (2ap+5)

Heh. I thought Boones Farm was the drink of 12-14 year olds.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:21 AM (KC5Lt)

89 My dad used to drink that quite often back in the day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:16 AM (ccf/V)

Then when I got a little older it was Jack and Seven.


So, in the words of Ernest P. Worrell, you were the Ep-I-Tome of sophistication.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

90 Holy crap. So I'm asking Claude what NRO was writing about 20 years ago.
And there's this gem from ... Tom Nichols.

"I don’t know quite how to ask this question, but I suspect that a lot of Americans are about to, so I’ll put it as directly as I can: Are Canadians stupid?

A recent poll found that a majority of Canadians, including a whopping three-quarters of Quebecers, believe that U.S. foreign policy was the root cause of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. This shouldn’t be so shocking; their previous prime minister, Jean Chretien, said practically the same thing a few years back (which I wrote about in NRO here.) In other words, they believe that the Americans brought 9/11 on themselves."

He's a charter member, Full Deranged Package, of the NeverTrump loser club.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 11:21 AM (3cUTc)

91 Together at last!

Kamala Harris to Hit the Campaign Trail With Michigan Senate Nominee Abdul El-Sayed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)

92 Heh. I thought Boones Farm was the drink of 12-14 year olds.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:21 AM (KC5Lt)

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That was a fancy drink only for dates.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:22 AM (2ap+5)

93 To clarify, it tasted like Helen Thomas' nether regions AFTER SHE DIED.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

I just want to know why you guys have a reference point for what Helen Thomas's dead snatch tastes like...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:22 AM (gLYp7)

94 Scotch ain't cheaper than bourbon!

True, but it's much, MUCH better.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

95 >>Labatts tasted like Helen Thomas' nether regions.

Could be worse

Posted by: Brooke Baldwins Blown Out Bajingo at September 18, 2026 11:22 AM (J4Dwc)

96 Kamala Harris to Hit the Campaign Trail With Michigan Senate Nominee Abdul El-Sayed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)

Dear Lord in Heaven, please let them run together in 28...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:23 AM (gLYp7)

97 Any residual effects to the NHL?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 18, 2026 11:23 AM (rJ48h)

98 29 Glacier sucks because it's so ridiculously overcrowded. Canada should give us Lake Louise and Bampf in exchange for a cut in the tariff level.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026

***
I thought "Bampf!" was the noise X-Man Nightcrawler made when he teleported.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM

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It's the noise he makes when he teleports from Glacier to Banff to get away from the crowds.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 18, 2026 11:23 AM (0bjKf)

99 94 Scotch ain't cheaper than bourbon!

True, but it's much, MUCH better.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

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I like 'em both.

But I'd rather have bad bourbon than bad scotch.

Good scotch has a broader range of flavors than good bourbon, though, which makes it more interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:23 AM (+a7XK)

100 93 I just want to know why you guys have a reference point for what Helen Thomas's dead snatch tastes like...

well, you never know when it'll come in handy.

the more important question is *how* they have the reference point.

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2026 11:23 AM (v3pYe)

101
Kamala Harris to Hit the Campaign Trail With Michigan Senate Nominee Abdul El-Sayed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)



A TOAST!!!! To the kiss of death......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)

102 Globe and Mail ...identifies multiple economic catastrophes, ...
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The G&M doesn't identify the potential promised trade from China.
Carney and Chyna have signed trade agreements and some are saying Xi owns it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 11:23 AM (4tmEn)

103 Greenspan used to say that trade imbalance did not matter, it would all work out in the end. He forgot to say "the end" would be Americans working for China wages, and America having shortages because they no longer produce their own essentials (drugs, weapons, etc.).

In later testimony he said he found a flaw in his theory. Great, thanks Easy Al.

Mercantilism is the way to go, as every other nation does. Either that or war, which many nations seem to enjoy. And when do we get back the billions Somalis have already stolen from our "generous" (socialist) health care system? Fraud and cartels run their own "economic systems".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2026 11:24 AM (vbXSk)

104 Scotch ain't cheaper than bourbon!

True, but it's much, MUCH better.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)



This is incorrect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:24 AM (ccf/V)

105 Carney is a Hard-Core Globalist. He'll gladly sell Canadians down the river to join the EU in any manner. He went to Zurich or wherever to advocate to the EU pooh-bahs a Canadian partial-EU membership plan, which the EU Empress, Ursula-something applauded. Without first making a statement about his plan to either the Canadian parliament or to the citizens.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 11:24 AM (5rh/l)

106 When I was a young man during the Punic Wars,

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We gave those Punics what for!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026


***
It took three wars and almost 120 years, but we did it.
( -- Romans)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:24 AM (wzUl9)

107 not much bourbon is still american owned

Posted by: nckate at September 18, 2026 11:25 AM (enNUy)

108 To clarify, it tasted like Helen Thomas' nether regions AFTER SHE DIED.

That is, indeed, how we calibrate our palates for the day ahead.

Posted by: Labatt's Tasting Room at September 18, 2026 11:25 AM (SWd7w)

109 So it's a booze thread?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)

110 Heh. I thought Boones Farm was the drink of 12-14 year olds.
Posted by: polynikes
_________

Sloe gin

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 11:25 AM (XvL8K)

111 So it's a booze thread?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 11:25 AM (vTZFs)



It's the only think people know that Canada imports, so, yeah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:26 AM (ccf/V)

112 Together at last!

Kamala Harris to Hit the Campaign Trail With Michigan Senate Nominee Abdul El-Sayed


El-Sayed should read this article before he does that.

More Humiliating News for Kamala Harris

The donor class certainly won’t bet on her again. She lost every swing state in 2024 despite raising and spending more than $1 billion to do it. Sorry, they’ll bet on someone else. Anyone else.

Now we’re learning that Democrat Party insiders knew Kamala was a losing bet before she ever got the job. Internal 2024 polling ranked her dead last among the candidates being considered to replace Joe Biden atop the ticket.

Lindy Li, a longtime Democrat fundraiser who worked on both the Biden campaign and Kamala's, watched it happen up close. Li ... lays out what she saw in her new book, Unburdened, which covers the months leading up to Biden's withdrawal from the race. "The polling numbers went directly against the narrative that the party wanted to espouse," Li said.

Party members floated Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer internally as replacements. According to Li, every one of them tested better than Kamala.


https://tinyurl.com/3wnkr5ms

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)

113

I'm really shocked to learn how many people know first hand intimacy with Helen Thomas.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:26 AM (ccf/V)

114 Houthi Insurgents Deny Attacking Mecca As Condemnation from Muslim World Grows

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Well, if you can't trust them who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:26 AM (ndZc7)

115 'It’s almost as if the underlying “principal” among the “free traders” isn’t actually free trade, rather it is a globalist, America-last attitude that seeks to harm the U.S. economically for the benefit of other countries.'

It's internalized Cultural Marxism. The US is far bigger and more powerful than Canada. That's all it takes for them to decide who is right. We we wrong before we ever acted or failed to act. Simply being more powerful is an original sin for the brainwashed.


Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 18, 2026 11:27 AM (r7+Q7)

116 Why did other politicians let Canada get away with this lopsided tariffs deal? Was some money being slipped under the table?

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (xJpuh)


Everything we do involves the bribery of our politicians. But that's not all of it.

We started, about 15 minutes after the close of WW II, about the global business of trying to buy the world's loyalty through unfavorable trade deals. We built that habit over five decades.

When the USSR fell ? We never stopped.

The fall of the USSR, and our subsequent refusal to change behaviors and eliminate agencies created precisely for the Cold War, explains so, so much of why we're where we are.

Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 11:27 AM (eB+Kk)

117 One of the reasons Germany lost both world wars is that once the war started they lost access to overseas markets that had goods and resources they needed.

So any serious country should make sure that they can produce necessary items internally.

The US should not be dependent on foreign countries for critical things like basic medicines, computer chips, or energy.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)

118 Also, 20 years ago is when the GOPe deliberately lost VA to the left.

Because they all pissed their pants in fear--rather than fight back and say "macaca is not racist and you're an asshole for even thinking it was."

Better to lose elections than ever fight back against lies of racism.
See also today, John Cornyn, Karl Rove, Dustin Burrows, et al.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 11:27 AM (3cUTc)

119 It is widely accepted that if President Trump doesn’t dial back his tariffs, Canadian industry will be devastated, its economy will be thrown into recession, and there will be widespread job losses and layoffs in Canada.

In general, I have no wish to harm Canadians BUT... they keep electing people who harm my fellow citizens. Most of them are ignorant of the repercussions of their actions, or are acting based on emotion or greed, like leftists in the US, but they must face the consequences of their actions.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 11:27 AM (ExV1e)

120 Holy crap.

CNN - Covid-19 vaccines delayed for half of US children. That crap is still around in liberal minds?

FoxNews - VA -trannies - sports

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 18, 2026 11:27 AM (Sco7b)

121 Tariffs often affect consumers less than taxes because it's been shown that many importers will eat the tariff costs rather than pass them on in order to stay competitive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:10 AM (+a7XK)
==
I've read that it is around 20% is actually felt by the consumer.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 11:27 AM (7/DDO)

122 106 When I was a young man during the Punic Wars

Ah, those were the days...

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 18, 2026 11:28 AM (aqODE)

123
Party members floated Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer internally as replacements. According to Li, every one of them tested better than Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/3wnkr5ms
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)



This would imply that the Democrats intentionally threw the election and I simply just cannot buy that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:28 AM (ccf/V)

124 Why did other politicians let Canada get away with this lopsided tariffs deal? Was some money being slipped under the table?
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (xJpuh)

Of course. Always follow the money.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2026 11:28 AM (g8Ew8)

125 My new AM-FM-shortwave radio has been shipped by Amaz*n. Delivery will be by USPS, though, so it could wind up being sent to International Falls (or Frostbite Falls, for that matter) before getting here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)

126 106 When I was a young man during the Punic Wars

Ah, those were the days...
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 18, 2026


***
Scipio Africanus said you were a dull date. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:29 AM (wzUl9)

127 56 I think they've offered them something like "associate" status, although what that actually means is anyone's guess.

it's slightly above "unpaid intern"

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2026 11:29 AM (v3pYe)

128
Mercantilism is the way to go, as every other nation does. Either that or war, which many nations seem to enjoy. And when do we get back the billions Somalis have already stolen from our "generous" (socialist) health care system? Fraud and cartels run their own "economic systems".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2026 11:24 AM (vbXSk)

The way to think about it is in terms of economic integration. Countries with which you have free trade(or relatively free trade) have integrated economies with yours. You also have indirect integration to economies they have free trade with(corresponding to the degree of freedom).

Small countries must necessarily trade and specialize. There's a lot of important questions, like "is this country likely to be my enemy in the future", "is this country a reliable source of supply or unstable", "is the supply chain defensible or vulnerable to wars/piracy" etc.

Additionally you'd also want the basis for the trade to be something beyond labor arbitrage. As in, "this country has accessible resources we do not", or at least a specialization of some sort it makes sense to outsource rather than develop internally.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 18, 2026 11:30 AM (okun6)

129
Ah, those were the days...
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 18, 2026

***
Scipio Africanus said you were a dull date. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:29 AM (wzUl9)



Dull date or dead lay?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)

130 Is there any position National Review et al. wrote about 20 years ago that they still push today?

It's a brand name, not an ideology. Like saying a FWD hybrid CUV built in Korea has anything to do with a 71 Chevelle because they both have a Chevy emblem

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2026 11:30 AM (3/XaG)

131 Party members floated Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer internally as replacements. According to Li, every one of them tested better than Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/3wnkr5ms
Posted by: Archimedes

Syphilis poles better than Kamala.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 11:30 AM (fGj4e)

132
Tariffs often affect consumers less than taxes because it's been shown that many importers will eat the tariff costs rather than pass them on in order to stay competitive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:10 AM (+a7XK)




Also affects business to business sales, but somewhat differently. A lot of suppliers and official distributors will add on a tariff charge as a separate line item on the invoice, to avoid having to change their price structure in violation of manufacturer agreements for a particular product. I run into this all the time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2026 11:30 AM (y9nCu)

133 Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry drew inspiration from the process of partnering with SpaceX on a major development contract.
SpaceX is building the world’s biggest launchpad, dubbed Starbase Louisiana, on the Gulf Coast

While the California Coastal Commission repeatedly rejected requests by SpaceX to increase the number of launches in the Golden State, Louisiana is welcoming the innovative spirit of Elon Musk,…

Landry said, “Elon is really breathing life into something that used to be tradition for America, and that is ingenuity and dreams, the South has just embraced it more than other people.”
_epochTimes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 11:31 AM (4tmEn)

134 My fellow Canadians are anything but powerful but man oh man are they hostile.

Posted by: Chris in Ontari-owe at September 18, 2026 11:31 AM (vxm0N)

135 Sloe gin
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 11:25 AM (XvL8K)

Malibu Rum

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:31 AM (KC5Lt)

136 131 Syphilis poles better than Kamala.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 11:30 AM (fGj4e)

=======

She's won every poll of the Democrat primary since February. Most often by double digits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:31 AM (+a7XK)

137 Heh. I thought Boones Farm was the drink of 12-14 year olds.
Posted by: polynikes
_________

Sloe gin
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 11:25 AM (XvL8K)

Peppermint schnapps.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew8)

138 Party members floated Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer internally as replacements. According to Li, every one of them tested better than Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/3wnkr5ms
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026


***
Yeah, but all three of them are white. That's a no-no in today's Dem Party. Kammie-Ha-Ha wasn't black, but she was closer to it than those three.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:32 AM (wzUl9)

139 ***
When I was a young man during the Punic Wars, I remember drinking and enjoying Canadian Club and Seagram's VO, both of which were called "Canadian" whiskies. Are they not distilled in Canada?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
---

C.C. with a Coke back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 11:32 AM (4tmEn)

140 Carney said Chinada had to stay sovereign against the USA and then went and put Chinada subservient to the EU... the parts that he had not already given to the CCP.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 18, 2026 11:32 AM (xvV+O)

141 117 One of the reasons Germany lost both world wars is that once the war started they lost access to overseas markets that had goods and resources they needed.

So any serious country should make sure that they can produce necessary items internally.

The US should not be dependent on foreign countries for critical things like basic medicines, computer chips, or energy.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)

The Europeans largely didn't have resource access to a lot of things within Europe. Hence the global empires. That to some degree drives China's Belt and Road.

The US is relatively uniquely situated in having virtually everything available domestically, as well as a hemisphere rich in raw resources.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 18, 2026 11:32 AM (okun6)

142 You know who controls the Import-Export Business?

Posted by: Tsvi From Tel Aviv! at September 18, 2026 11:33 AM (Fn+3X)

143 131 Party members floated Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer internally as replacements. According to Li, every one of them tested better than Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/3wnkr5ms
Posted by: Archimedes

Syphilis poles better than Kamala.


not certain whether typo (polls) or reference to pole dancing.

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2026 11:33 AM (v3pYe)

144 It is widely accepted that if President Trump doesn’t dial back his tariffs, Canadian industry will be devastated, its economy will be thrown into recession, and there will be widespread job losses and layoffs in Canada.

They're right, I do accept that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 11:33 AM (OQfsE)

145 Mercantilism is the way to go, as every other nation does.

This sort of reminds me of during the cold war when the left kept arguing we should get rid of our military because it would be good for us but never asking the same of the Soviets.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

146 104 Scotch ain't cheaper than bourbon!

True, but it's much, MUCH better.

Posted by: Archimedes
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Yes it is better, just not better than bourbon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (4tmEn)

147 She's won every poll of the Democrat primary since February. Most often by double digits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:31 AM (+a7XK)

Don't forget about us!
- SC Democrat primary voters, who, in 2024, were 60% black

https://www.opb.org/article/2024/02/03/
south-carolina-democrats-hold-their-primary-
today-here-s-why-it-matters/

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (gLYp7)

148 The Democrats are looking out for your pocketbook.

Los Angeles Comes in Last Among 100 U.S. Metros for Affordability, New Home Construction

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (ndZc7)

149 Canada will be devastated?

Oh, no!

Anyway . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (wzUl9)

150 Syphilis poles better than Kamala.

not certain whether typo (polls) or reference to pole dancing.
Posted by: anachronda

Legit. Wrong word

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (fGj4e)

151 Scotch ain't cheaper than bourbon!

True, but it's much, MUCH better.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

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I like 'em both.

But I'd rather have bad bourbon than bad scotch.

Good scotch has a broader range of flavors than good bourbon, though, which makes it more interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:23 AM (+a7XK)
==
I can't get past the initial dirt taste I get from Scotch. I have tasted the real expensive ones and white it is smoother, I still get that taste frm any Scotch I've drunk, with the exception of The Balvenie 12 doublewood, which is OK. But since I have a strong preference for wheated bourbons my not liking Scotch at all probably makes sense.

For Bourbon, Weller Antique 107 is my favorite.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (7/DDO)

152 This sort of reminds me of during the cold war when the left kept arguing we should get rid of our military because it would be good for us but never asking the same of the Soviets.

Unilateral Disarmament for the Win !!!

Posted by: Jimmy from Georgia at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (eB+Kk)

153 147 Don't forget about us!
- SC Democrat primary voters, who, in 2024, were 60% black

https://www.opb.org/article/2024/02/03/
south-carolina-democrats-hold-their-primary-
today-here-s-why-it-matters/

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (gLYp7)

=======

Yeah, but Republicans think she's stupid, so she doesn't have a shot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:35 AM (+a7XK)

154 Carney had his invest in Canada event yesterday.
Organized by an American company.

We're in the best of hands...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 11:02 AM (Sco7b)

Carney is a repulsive EU/WEF shitmaggot, but he is the best salesman for Alberta's independence that we could wish for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 11:35 AM (1z8ji)

155 One of the reasons Germany lost both world wars is that once the war started they lost access to overseas markets that had goods and resources they needed.

Catch 22. Also one of the main reasons it started the war.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:35 AM (KC5Lt)

156 The US is relatively uniquely situated in having virtually everything available domestically, as well as a hemisphere rich in raw resources.

That goes for Canada, too, which is why the EU is eager to strip-mine them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 11:35 AM (OQfsE)

157
Party members floated Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer internally as replacements. According to Li, every one of them tested better than Kamala.

https://tinyurl.com/3wnkr5ms
Posted by: Archimedes

Syphilis poles better than Kamala.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 11:30 AM (fGj4e)



There's always Painful Rectal Itch...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2026 11:35 AM (y9nCu)

158 I do love how the left has discovered with tariffs that actual human beings pay taxes and see the quality of their lives reduced because of it.

They still pretend they don't realize this about every other tax.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)

159 Same goes for Japan.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:35 AM (KC5Lt)

160 When I was a young man during the Punic Wars, I remember drinking and enjoying Canadian Club and Seagram's VO, both of which were called "Canadian" whiskies. Are they not distilled in Canada?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
---

C.C. with a Coke back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 11:32 AM (4tmEn)

7 and 7...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 18, 2026 11:36 AM (nbLIj)

161 151 I can't get past the initial dirt taste I get from Scotch. I have tasted the real expensive ones and white it is smoother, I still get that taste frm any Scotch I've drunk, with the exception of The Balvenie 12 doublewood, which is OK. But since I have a strong preference for wheated bourbons my not liking Scotch at all probably makes sense.

For Bourbon, Weller Antique 107 is my favorite.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (7/DDO)

========

I always recommend Johnnie Walker Black as the intro scotch (I recommended it to my brother-in-law last weekend). Just...solid, generic scotch that always tastes the same (the art of the blended whisky).

Don't like that? You probably won't like anything the whisky has to offer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:36 AM (+a7XK)

162 Kamala Harris to Hit the Campaign Trail With Michigan Senate Nominee Abdul El-Sayed

I saw a new clip of Reid Hoffman (former LinkedIn founder, now DNC megadonor) saying that if Kamala runs in 2028 she'll find it to be very hard.

Not sure if that was a threat or a description of how she'd overcome male Democrat resistance.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 11:36 AM (2ocoG)

163 I'm not too savvy re this topic. It seems almost a game of chicken.

Canadian banks report buffers through robust capital reserves and strengthened balance sheets to absorb macro shocks.

If there is broad tariff uncertainty, are potential slowdowns in North American auto manufacturing (unions) the stick? IDK.

CBC dot ca/news - Will the U.S. midterm results affect Trump's tariffs on Canada? Democrats think yes
Democrats say winning could bolster oversight, but Trump's tools can ignore Congress, September 13, 2026

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 11:37 AM (NFX2v)

164 Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey put me in the drunk tank of Michigan Stadium back in the day. Never again.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)

Do you even remember half of what you did to get there?

Posted by: pookysgirl has only watched such shenanigans at September 18, 2026 11:37 AM (Wt5PA)

165 They're clinging to their maple syrup and Tim Horton's, those deplorable white Christian Canadian nationalists.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (wqxxA)

I think Tim Horton's is now owned by a Brazilian multinational. I scarcely go there at all now. Most of the outlets that I have been in are staffed mainly by Filipinas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 11:38 AM (1z8ji)

166 Canada is completely controlled by "sidewalk people" who live their entire lives encircled by sidewalks.

They think a trade deal with Europe makes sense because it's only a few hours away as they only ever travel there via airplane.
So they've no way to conceptualize that it's farther. That the goods they ship to the US in a few hours will now take a few days.

Almost no one in the world wants to admit that the US would crush any country--militarily and economically--but for the handcuffs we've put on ourselves.
Which has gone on for so long, they all now think it's natural.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 11:38 AM (3cUTc)

167 Yeah, but all three of them are white. That's a no-no in today's Dem Party. Kammie-Ha-Ha wasn't black, but she was closer to it than those three.

As with the defenestration of David Hogg, there are Democrats who understand the problem but they're being outvoted by DEI banshees.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 11:38 AM (2ocoG)

168 167 Yeah, but all three of them are white. That's a no-no in today's Dem Party. Kammie-Ha-Ha wasn't black, but she was closer to it than those three.

As with the defenestration of David Hogg, there are Democrats who understand the problem but they're being outvoted by DEI banshees.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 11:38 AM (2ocoG)

=====

And Hogg is still a dedicated and loyal party member.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:39 AM (+a7XK)

169 Threw down many snakebites many moons ago (Yukon Jack and lime juice). I was sick as fuck for 2 days.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 11:39 AM (fGj4e)

170 Heh. I thought Boones Farm was the drink of 12-14 year olds.
Posted by: polynikes
_________

Sloe gin
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 11:25 AM (XvL8K)

Peppermint schnapps.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
__________

Anything but beer. I don't believe anyone who says they liked beer or black coffee at first taste.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 11:39 AM (XvL8K)

171
And Hogg is still a dedicated and loyal party member.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:39 AM (+a7XK)



And swamp lizard Carville wants him back as the head of the DNC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)

172 I saw a new clip of Reid Hoffman (former LinkedIn founder, now DNC megadonor) saying that if Kamala runs in 2028 she'll find it to be very hard.

Not sure if that was a threat or a description of how she'd overcome male Democrat resistance.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 11:36 AM (2ocoG)

I think what you're seeing is the publicizing of the Democrat's civil war. Black voters in South Carolina and Michigan guarantee Kamala takes all of their delegates, and she'll get half of Nevada's. Those are the first three states, which the DNC rigged, ensuring she's the nominee.

Because there is no more dedicated Dem voter than a black woman. None.

The REST of the party is like, whoa... but she's a known loser, and actually retarded... We can do better.

The impact of Crockett getting jettisoned in favor of a white 'man' is going to have effects far beyond the borders of Texas. Blue-on-blue internecine warfare is glorious.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:40 AM (gLYp7)

173 Thx Buck.
Duncan Sheik died age 56. Singer who's song "Barely Breathing" was Grammy nominated. Good song
Previously treated for alcoholism. Died of organ failure

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 11:40 AM (oUMhY)

174 So it's a hooch thread?

Posted by: Just got here at September 18, 2026 11:40 AM (2Ez/1)

175 I think Tim Horton's is now owned by a Brazilian multinational.

RBI, same company that owns Burger King, Popeyes, and Firehouse Subs. HQ is in Canada though.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 11:40 AM (2ocoG)

176 It's astonishing to me that people think establishing a collaboration between two failing economies (Canada and the EU) is going to magically turn them into an economic juggernaut. That was the same thinking behind the formation of the EU in the first place. How'd that work out for ya?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

Magical thinking. Hallmark of Leftism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 11:40 AM (1z8ji)

177
Anything but beer. I don't believe anyone who says they liked beer or black coffee at first taste.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 11:39 AM (XvL8K)



Valid.

I expanded my beer palate quite significantly when I started drinking black coffee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:41 AM (ccf/V)

178 Carney is a repulsive EU/WEF shitmaggot, but he is the best salesman for Alberta's independence that we could wish for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 11:35 AM (1z8ji)

A few days back Kate at smalldeadanimals had video of a pro-Canada rally in Alberta with less than 100 people.

Also, don't think of this as destroying Canada's economy. Instead, you're helping make our NetZero dreams come true.

Thank you!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 18, 2026 11:41 AM (Sco7b)

179 Iron Sheik > Duncan Sheik

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)

180 172 Because there is no more dedicated Dem voter than a black woman. None.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:40 AM (gLYp7)

=====

I disagree with this point slightly.

White progressive females are more loyal. They fall in line unfailingly.

Black women have a greater propensity of staying home if their primary choices aren't respected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:42 AM (+a7XK)

181
I can't get past the initial dirt taste I get from Scotch. I have tasted the real expensive ones and white it is smoother, I still get that taste frm any Scotch I've drunk, with the exception of The Balvenie 12 doublewood, which is OK. But since I have a strong preference for wheated bourbons my not liking Scotch at all probably makes sense.

For Bourbon, Weller Antique 107 is my favorite.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 11:34 AM (7/DDO)



I used to be a big Scotch drinker, until I realized that I was drinking it as an affectation rather than actually enjoying the experience. I suspect that it was when I started experimenting with the Islay varieties and realized that Laphroaig tasted like I was licking a hospital ash tray.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2026 11:42 AM (y9nCu)

182 181 I used to be a big Scotch drinker, until I realized that I was drinking it as an affectation rather than actually enjoying the experience. I suspect that it was when I started experimenting with the Islay varieties and realized that Laphroaig tasted like I was licking a hospital ash tray.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2026 11:42 AM (y9nCu)

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You...don't like that experience?

Weirdo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:42 AM (+a7XK)

183 OMG nooooo!

Jelly Roll Goes Viral for Saying He’d Walk Away From Music After Backlash Over Trashing Trump Supporters on “Kimmel”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:43 AM (ndZc7)

184 Is Canada joining the EU a real thing or is its 51st state meme level. I’ve seen people online discussing it but is it anywhere close to a serious proposal?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 11:11 AM (Bl+DZ)


Von der Leyen, reportedly, offered them associate member status, which doesn't exist and without discussing it with anyone else. And when I say reportedly, I mean there's video of her doing that. Apparently the plan is to create a European controlled super-state made up of all the failing economies in the world which are rapidly replacing their populations with muslims and their industries with Chynah, and then they will rule the world by whining at the US incessantly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 11:43 AM (ExV1e)

185 I always recommend Johnnie Walker Black as the intro scotch (I recommended it to my brother-in-law last weekend). Just...solid, generic scotch that always tastes the same (the art of the blended whisky).

Don't like that? You probably won't like anything the whisky has to offer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:36 AM (+a7XK)
==
I've had JW Blue, which was OK. My BIL loves Macallan and Dalmore. I've tried the Cigar Malt which was a bit interesting.

The beauty of whisky or whiskey is that there are wonderful options for whatever your palate prefers.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 11:43 AM (7/DDO)

186 The only import I worry about from Canada is lumber. Our tree huggers have decimated our domestic industry. It will just make new residential construction more costly.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:43 AM (KC5Lt)

187 I used to be a big Scotch drinker, until I realized that I was drinking it as an affectation rather than actually enjoying the experience.

All booze drinking is an affectation, except for alcoholics.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 11:44 AM (2ocoG)

188 And swamp lizard Carville wants him back as the head of the DNC.

One could make a case that Snakehead hates the DNC as currently constituted and would be happy to see it crash and burn. Giving Forehead Boy a role with real power would pretty much ensure that.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 11:44 AM (vTZFs)

189 Do you even remember half of what you did to get there?
Posted by: pookysgirl

It involved throwing a football around before the game. Somebody threw the ball at you, and you had to catch using only one hand. If you failed, you had to take a swig of Yukon Jack. Well, after my first swig, I thought, "Hey, this stuff isn't bad." So I just poured myself a cup and started swigging regardless of my one-handed catching skills.

By the time we actually made it to the stadium I was wiped out. One of the campus cops came and got me and drove me to the drunk tank, where my friends later came and got me.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)

190 Black women have a greater propensity of staying home if their primary choices aren't respected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:42 AM (+a7XK)

Fair.

I'll rephrase.

There is no more dedicated Dem voter than black women when a black candidate is on the ticket.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:45 AM (gLYp7)

191 Bourbon has a pleasant taste. Scotch has a kind of a fuel-type taste??? I do not like it.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)

192 190
Fair.

I'll rephrase.

There is no more dedicated Dem voter than black women when a black candidate is on the ticket.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 11:45 AM (gLYp7)

======

When their choice is on the ticket. Black women turned out for Biden in the Democrat primary of 2020.

They completely ignored Deval Patrick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:46 AM (+a7XK)

193 Canada & the EU joining forces to economically battle the USA is like K-Mart & Sears combining their resources to battle Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at September 18, 2026 11:46 AM (enk6C)

194 White progressive females are more loyal. They fall in line unfailingly.

-
Didja see this?

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Somehow, it gets worse…
Devlin says that mid-trial, the [Lindsay Clancy] jurors already planned to do one big joint interview about postpartum
Literally activists disguised as jurors

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:46 AM (ndZc7)

195 ...when I started experimenting with the Islay varieties and realized that Laphroaig tasted like I was licking a hospital ash tray.

Yeah, but oddly, it grows on you. For Islays, I prefer Ardbeg to La Frog.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 11:47 AM (vTZFs)

196 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:46 AM (+a7XK)

Assuming the polling was accurate which I think most people believe the vote totals are fraudulent.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:48 AM (KC5Lt)

197 Canada doesn't make any liquor fit to drink.
Posted by: Oglebay

Especially Canadian Club.

Posted by: Zombie Baby Seals at September 18, 2026 11:48 AM (IMGZD)

198 Especially Canadian Club.
Posted by: Zombie Baby Seals

ISWYDT

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:50 AM (77rzZ)

199 Damn terrorist!

Cardinals Cornerback Fined by NFL for Writing “Glory Be 2 God” on His Eyeblack

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:50 AM (ndZc7)

200 Why did other politicians let Canada get away with this lopsided tariffs deal? Was some money being slipped under the table?
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (xJpuh)


While I assume that there was some desire to further the growth of the global homo-state, necessitating humbling the US, mostly it's just a case of politicians want an 'achievement' and not giving a shit how it affects the little people.

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)

201 LSU vs Ole Miss 6:30 pm tomorrow. Hope it lives up to the hype.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:50 AM (KC5Lt)

202 Damn terrorist!

Cardinals Cornerback Fined by NFL for Writing “Glory Be 2 God” on His Eyeblack


For S&G, he should do "Allahu Ackbar" and see what happens.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 11:51 AM (vTZFs)

203
Jelly Roll Goes Viral for Saying He’d Walk Away From Music After Backlash Over Trashing Trump Supporters on “Kimmel”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:43 AM (ndZc7)



He's going to ask God what he should do, because he's such a devout religious man......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:52 AM (ccf/V)

204 Yeah, but oddly, it grows on you. For Islays, I prefer Ardbeg to La Frog.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 11:47 AM


I'm a Lagavulin man, but I do prefer the Islays in general. That stuff's getting pricey, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 11:52 AM (P6lWH)

205 Zombie Dolly.

Dolly Parton Accepts Lifetime Achievement Award in Heartfelt Video Recorded Before Her Death

https://tinyurl.com/y4bvfztu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:52 AM (ndZc7)

206 Cardinals Cornerback Fined by NFL for Writing “Glory Be 2 God” on His Eyeblack
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:50 AM (ndZc7)

They had to because the actual terrorist supporting player was fined for his eye black message. Of course they can't differentiate because they're retards.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (KC5Lt)

207 Didja see this?

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Somehow, it gets worse…
Devlin says that mid-trial, the [Lindsay Clancy] jurors already planned to do one big joint interview about postpartum
Literally activists disguised as jurors
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

BBC - Lindsay Clancy holdout juror says he had no doubt she deliberately killed her children

"Patrick Clancy, the children's father and Lindsay Clancy's ex-husband, is due to speak publicly about the case in an interview with the CBS programme 60 Minutes on Sunday.

In it, he is expected to discuss his grief, his memories of his children and the conspiracy theories that have flooded social media since the trial began."

Bullsh*t!

Say anything bad, the lawyers come.

MA law stinks. She should get a Kathy Coy sentence & life in prison without chance for parole.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (NFX2v)

208 >LSU vs Ole Miss 6:30 pm tomorrow. Hope it lives up to the hype.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:50 AM (KC5Lt)

Lane Kiffin needs to borrow the Popemobile.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (rJ48h)

209 It’s almost as if the underlying “principal” among the “free traders” isn’t actually free trade, rather it is a globalist, America-last attitude that seeks to harm the U.S. economically for the benefit of other countries.

Is this level of cynicism appropriate for one so young, Mr. Throckmorton?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (0sNs1)

210 That stuff's getting pricey, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

That's why I drink cheap vodka. Stuff hasn't budged in price through all the recent inflation.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ)

211
Cardinals Cornerback Fined by NFL for Writing “Glory Be 2 God” on His Eyeblack
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:50 AM (ndZc7)



And yet, the owners re-elected him to another 4 years. F*ck them and f*ck the NFL.

They are dead to me and I will watch as Goodell destroys that league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (ccf/V)

212 Movies! tonight has the first adaptation of the first Richard Stark "Parker" crime novel, Point Blank, on at 7 Central. Lee Marvin is still the quintessential Parker, good as Robert Duvall and Mel Gibson might have been. Nobody has captured that essence of Parker, the implacable "I want my money and I'll kill you to get it" attitude, better than Marvin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (wzUl9)

213 159 Same goes for Japan.

so say we all.

Posted by: commander adama at September 18, 2026 11:54 AM (v3pYe)

214 . . . when I started experimenting with the Islay varieties and realized that Laphroaig tasted like I was licking a hospital ash tray.

Yeah, but oddly, it grows on you.
Posted by: Oddbob

Licking hospital ash trays? I thought I was the only one!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2026 11:54 AM (IMGZD)

215 212 Movies! tonight has the first adaptation of the first Richard Stark "Parker" crime novel, Point Blank, on at 7 Central. Lee Marvin is still the quintessential Parker, good as Robert Duvall and Mel Gibson might have been. Nobody has captured that essence of Parker, the implacable "I want my money and I'll kill you to get it" attitude, better than Marvin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (wzUl9)

=====

John Boorman, man. Interesting guy.

Insane.

But interesting.

And still alive. Just had a documentary released about him making Exorcist 2: The Heretic. It's called Boorman and the Devil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (+a7XK)

216 That's why I drink cheap vodka. Stuff hasn't budged in price through all the recent inflation.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM


Fortunately, my gin prices have been pretty stable, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (P6lWH)

217 I remember in school when our teachers would say that one of the reasons the US was unique was our friendly relationship we had on both our northern and southern borders.

But since then we've asked our good neighbors to make trade more fair. They said, no. Fuck 'em both.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (g8Ew8)

218 Why did other politicians let Canada get away with this lopsided tariffs deal? Was some money being slipped under the table?
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 11:20 AM (xJpuh)

While I assume that there was some desire to further the growth of the global homo-state, necessitating humbling the US, mostly it's just a case of politicians want an 'achievement' and not giving a shit how it affects the little people.

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)
==
Bretton Woods - 1944. Plannng for the post wwII world and the fight against the Soviets.

Once we won that fight, we just kept doing it, and China took huge advantage of it.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (7/DDO)

219 Movies! tonight has the first adaptation of the first Richard Stark "Parker" crime novel, Point Blank, on at 7 Central. Lee Marvin is still the quintessential Parker, good as Robert Duvall and Mel Gibson might have been. Nobody has captured that essence of Parker, the implacable "I want my money and I'll kill you to get it" attitude, better than Marvin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Lee Marvin could do menacing like no one's business.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)

220 My new AM-FM-shortwave radio has been shipped by Amaz*n. Delivery will be by USPS, though, so it could wind up being sent to International Falls (or Frostbite Falls, for that matter) before getting here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)

What model did you get? It uses tubes, I hope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (1z8ji)

221 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (wzUl9)

Mel Gibson matched it imo.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (KC5Lt)

222 I always looked at Canada as our best ally. One of the reasons I never cared to much about Europe. Canada and the US had much more in common. It is disappointing to find out we really are not that close at all. Seems like all we are to Canada is a cash cow. It's kinda sad. But I still think if Canada got into some real trouble and needed our help we should be there for them. We share a long border.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (xJpuh)

223 >191 Bourbon has a pleasant taste. Scotch has a kind of a fuel-type taste??? I do not like it.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)

There is a huge difference in flavor profiles of Scotch. Anything from Islay is definitely an acquired taste. Speysides are the most approachable IMO, especially for a novice drinkers. As for bourbon, some of the cask-strength releases are approaching hazmat territory.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (GTqXr)

224 Oh for God's sake!

Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Gives $2 Million to Gaza Humanitarian Relief Efforts Following Macklemore Backlash

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:56 AM (ndZc7)

225
Lane Kiffin needs to borrow the Popemobile.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM (rJ48h)



Lane Kiffin needs to GFY.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)

226 The New York Times has piled on the doxing of the lone juror in the Clancy trial.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:56 AM (2ap+5)

227 I used to be a big Scotch drinker, until I realized that I was drinking it as an affectation rather than actually enjoying the experience. I suspect that it was when I started experimenting with the Islay varieties and realized that Laphroaig tasted like I was licking a hospital ash tray.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2026 11:42 AM (y9nCu)

Highland and Speyside single malts are fantastic. Islay malts taste like as you describe. And Talisker tastes like used soggy bandaids.

Posted by: From delightful to disgusting at September 18, 2026 11:56 AM (TbWk/)

228 That's why I drink cheap vodka. Stuff hasn't budged in price through all the recent inflation.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:53 AM

Fortunately, my gin prices have been pretty stable, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
___________

Booze in general hasn't suffered from the inflation. Probably because these youngsters just don't drink.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (XvL8K)

229 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (9FfUF)

230 On a different note, it looks like the AI Panic is already petering out as it gets more and more exposed as a pre-planned, well-funded and organized op.

But don't write it off just yet:
There's going to be a false flag play in the next 30 days.
Probably some faked up "AI hacked bank accounts!"* or something to cause a panic.

I mean, they did not line up all the Dems, Obama and the whole media for nothing, to let this fall flat.

*which will be, in reality, just a simulation where they gave it the roadmap and credentials to get in.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (3cUTc)

231 My new AM-FM-shortwave radio has been shipped by Amaz*n. Delivery will be by USPS, though, so it could wind up being sent to International Falls (or Frostbite Falls, for that matter) before getting here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026
*
What model did you get? It uses tubes, I hope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026


***
No, AOP, a modern portable, a Tecsun PL-330. They had an upmarket model for twice that price, but I thought I'd see if the entry level model suits me. If not, back it goes. Mainly I want to tune in WWV for the time signal again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (wzUl9)

232 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Corner Gas. And Shatner.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (77rzZ)

233 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (9FfUF)




Yeah buddy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (ccf/V)

234
233 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (9FfUF)



Yeah buddy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (ccf/V)

=====

Those uncle fuckers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM (+a7XK)

235 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM (9FfUF)

I liked Bad Finger.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM (KC5Lt)

236 > Islay malts taste like as you describe. And Talisker tastes like used soggy bandaids.

Posted by: From delightful to disgusting at September 18, 2026 11:56 AM (TbWk/)

Lavagulin 16 is my dram of choice after shoveling a few inches of snow from my driveway. It's like drinking a campfire, but damn I enjoy it so.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM (GTqXr)

237 Booze in general hasn't suffered from the inflation. Probably because these youngsters just don't drink.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM


Don't drink? Don't smoke? What do they do?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM (P6lWH)

238 *
What model did you get? It uses tubes, I hope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026



Do you need tubes? I've got, or my brother does, a shitton of them. Mostly TV related, I would imagine, but there should be some radio stuff in there as well, since dad was a Ham Radio guy and worked on his own stuff......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:59 AM (ccf/V)

239 Lavagulin 16 is my dram of choice after shoveling a few inches of snow from my driveway. It's like drinking a campfire, but damn I enjoy it so.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 11:59 AM (P6lWH)

240 Don't drink? Don't smoke? What do they do?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM (P6lWH)

They smoke. Just not tobacco.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 11:59 AM (KC5Lt)

241 @229

And the Red Green Show.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 11:59 AM (xJpuh)

242 Don't drink? Don't smoke? What do they do?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Confirm their mental defects on Tiktok?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2026 11:59 AM (IMGZD)

243
Don't drink? Don't smoke? What do they do?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM (P6lWH)



Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:59 AM (ccf/V)

244 Don't drink? Don't smoke? What do they do?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Pot. Edibles.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 12:00 PM (ohcCe)

245 "Von der Leyen, reportedly, offered them associate member status, which doesn't exist and without discussing it with anyone else."

What does an "associate membership" get you?

A tote bag? You can use the boss' parking space when he's on travel? A discount on company logowear?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)

246
Those uncle fuckers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM (+a7XK)



Shut your f*ckin' face.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:00 PM (ccf/V)

247
There is a huge difference in flavor profiles of Scotch. Anything from Islay is definitely an acquired taste.

I acquired my taste for it by putting my bag lunch in the smelly trunk of my diesel car every day for four years.

It sounds like I'm joking. I'm not.

Posted by: biteme at September 18, 2026 12:00 PM (xWS9V)

248 Well played, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:59 AM


Someone got it. Carry on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 12:00 PM (P6lWH)

249
246
Those uncle fuckers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM (+a7XK)


Shut your f*ckin' face.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:00 PM (ccf/V)

=======

I'm not your buddy, guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:01 PM (+a7XK)

250 There is a huge difference in flavor profiles of Scotch. Anything from Islay is definitely an acquired taste. Speysides are the most approachable IMO, especially for a novice drinkers. As for bourbon, some of the cask-strength releases are approaching hazmat territory.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 11:55 AM (GTqXr)
==
Ah yes - some of them are very spicy with ABVs over 120. I need to be in the right mood for them, though for a time I was all over Bookers at around 125. But Antique 107 for me hits the sweet spot, spicy but still excellent served neat.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 12:01 PM (7/DDO)

251 Mark Lewis: Is America Committing Suicide?

-
Well, we're at least running with scissors.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:01 PM (ndZc7)

252
I'm not your buddy, guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 12:01 PM (+a7XK)



I'm not your guy, friend.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:01 PM (ccf/V)

253 Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)

Fairly tame compared to the military parties I've seen the aftermath of. I was always smart enough to get out before Security Forces came, and usually dragged Pooky with me. If I wasn't there... well, one time he woke up in (thankfully his) hotel room bathtub in his underwear.

Posted by: pookysgirl. smarter than your average Airman at September 18, 2026 12:01 PM (Wt5PA)

254 Threw down many snakebites many moons ago (Yukon Jack and lime juice). I was sick as fuck for 2 days.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 11:39 AM (fGj4e)

Yukon Jack is a whisky-based liqueur, comparable to Drambuie. Something to sip on, not pound back in a shot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:01 PM (1z8ji)

255
Yukon Jack is a whisky-based liqueur, comparable to Drambuie. Something to sip on, not pound back in a shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:01 PM (1z8ji)



Oh, FINE! Tell me that NOW, 25 years too late......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:02 PM (ccf/V)

256 But they also gave us Old Pam Anderson, Justin Bieber and Nickleback.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:02 PM (KC5Lt)

257 "The Balvenie 12 doublewood, which is OK"

OK? It's delicious.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 18, 2026 12:03 PM (Fv808)

258
Someone got it. Carry on.

Nothing subtle about the direct responses that followed.

Posted by: biteme at September 18, 2026 12:03 PM (xWS9V)

259 Nice, a pretty young woman, really cute, won $79,000 on The Price is Right. Sweet.

Oh, GatewayPundit says Netflix is crapping all over 'Narnia.'

Before I go

Noon

FoxNews - Outnumbered. Is Emily on?....ughh...no. Clancy
CBC - Liberals meeting to destroy Canada faster.
CNN - Vance in Iowa.
MSNow - butt-hurt. Trump and elections. Continuous whining. Miserable people.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 18, 2026 12:03 PM (Sco7b)

260 But they also gave us Old Pam Anderson, Justin Bieber and Nickleback.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:02 PM (KC5Lt)



That's it. Wall that bitch off and flood it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:03 PM (ccf/V)

261 No, AOP, a modern portable, a Tecsun PL-330. They had an upmarket model for twice that price, but I thought I'd see if the entry level model suits me. If not, back it goes. Mainly I want to tune in WWV for the time signal again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I have a Grundig Yacht Boy shortwave radio that I haven't used in years. Need to see if I can pick up anything out in the woods.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 12:04 PM (ohcCe)

262 . . . .well, one time he woke up in (thankfully his) hotel room bathtub in his underwear.
Posted by: pookysgirl

Well who among us hasn't done that at least once?

To reach the true pinnacle of debauchery tho', it's hard to beat coming to in the back seat of a patrol vehicle handcuffed to a strange woman naked.

(Wow, what a night!)

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2026 12:04 PM (IMGZD)

263 Bold nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:04 PM (Y/06r)

264 Von der Leyen, reportedly, offered them associate member status, which doesn't exist

-
You know, like double secret probation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 12:04 PM (ndZc7)

265 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 12:00 PM (P6lWH)

Not a big Adam Ant fan here.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 12:04 PM (KC5Lt)

266 "Von der Leyen, reportedly, offered them associate member status, which doesn't exist and without discussing it with anyone else."

What does an "associate membership" get you?


It's apparently something she just pulled out of her ass without telling anyone she planned to and the leaders of the actual countries, as opposed to the stateless bureaucrats like her, seem miffed about it.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 12:05 PM (vTZFs)

267 "The Balvenie 12 doublewood, which is OK"

OK? It's delicious.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 18, 2026 12:03 PM (Fv80
==
I always have some around for a good friend of mine when he visits, he loves it. As I said, I am not a scotch guy, but happy to have it available for my scotch loving family and friends.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 12:05 PM (7/DDO)

268 NON NUDE NOOD!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 12:06 PM (SwyyQ)

269 If a body meets a body comin' thro' the rye,
And if ye dare to touch my body,
I will black your eye.

Posted by: Zombie Jean Redpath at September 18, 2026 12:06 PM (Fn+3X)

270 >Ah yes - some of them are very spicy with ABVs over 120. I need to be in the right mood for them, though for a time I was all over Bookers at around 125. But Antique 107 for me hits the sweet spot, spicy but still excellent served neat.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 12:01 PM (7/DDO

I was able to get my hands on a bottle of George T Stagg 2025. It's 142.8 proof. And it is spectacular. Needs a large cube, but what a fantastic bourbon.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 12:07 PM (GTqXr)

271 Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Gives $2 Million to Gaza Humanitarian Relief Efforts Following Macklemore Backlash

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:56 AM (ndZc7)

You mean he's buying weapons for terrorists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:08 PM (1z8ji)

272 246
Those uncle fuckers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 11:58 AM (+a7XK)


Shut your f*ckin' face.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 12:00 PM (ccf/V)

You don't eat or sleep mow the lawn...

Posted by: Boner-biting bastards at September 18, 2026 12:09 PM (TbWk/)

273 Do you need tubes? I've got, or my brother does, a shitton of them. Mostly TV related, I would imagine, but there should be some radio stuff in there as well, since dad was a Ham Radio guy and worked on his own stuff......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 11:59 AM (ccf/V)

I have a vast quantity of them, too. Many TV tubes are so specialized that there is literally no other use for them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:11 PM (1z8ji)

274 The only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrence and Phil
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 11:57 AM


Come out of Canada? I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Peter North, proud Canadian and irregular AoSHQ commenter at September 18, 2026 12:16 PM (0sNs1)

275
Jelly Roll Goes Viral for Saying He’d Walk Away From Music

We still have Sticky Bun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 12:23 PM (Cqx++)

276 You don't eat or sleep mow the lawn...
Posted by: Boner-biting bastards

You fuck your uncle all day long!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 12:45 PM (d9FiM)

277 >A piece in the Globe and Mail

Stop right there. Every major media outlet in Canada is owned by the Liberal government thanks to massive subsidies. If the G&M is printing literally anything, it's because the Liberal government wants you to believe it, not because it's true. Look for why the Liberal government wants you to believe what's in this article, and how it plays in to their current plans for Canada.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 18, 2026 01:13 PM (LgYtf)

278 By the Logic of Free Traders, Shouldn't Trump's Tariffs Be Good for Canada and its Consumers

No, because they're liars. Hope I didn't spoil that for anyone!

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 01:15 PM (OQfsE)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Bellows Fisherman1.jpg


The Fisherman

George Bellows

[Fisherman's Blues]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

2 Yeah, don't think he's gonna catch much......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

3 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:31 AM (P6lWH)

4 first would hang

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 09:32 AM (5rh/l)

5 He's got waders on.

GET OUT THERE man. Just watch for the undertoad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

6 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:31 AM (P6lWH)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

7 The sea that day, my friends

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 18, 2026 09:32 AM (Sq0YH)

8 Hook 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 09:32 AM (2Cry5)

9 first would hang

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 09:32 AM (5rh/l)



Ever?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

10 That fishin' rod doesn't look strong enough to handle the sea or whatever he might catch from it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

11 The sea bass were ill-tempered that day, my friends.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:33 AM (P6lWH)

12 That strikes me as a less than idea location to stand while fishing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

13 That might be before the times when casting a line in the ocean brought you a tire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

14 I like the bright color palette.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM (KC5Lt)

15 this is lovely thank you

beautiful color

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM (j+aD2)

16
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM (eRlcH)

17 I like it

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM (qqAUN)

18 Yeah, don't think he's gonna catch much......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

Casting for stripers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM (k5CNB)

19 Needs a shark or a mermaid.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

20 Stood there all day and only caught one Oyster Toad.

Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis, The Flying Fisherman. at September 18, 2026 09:35 AM (Fn+3X)

21
Thar she blows!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 09:35 AM (eRlcH)

22 I like. And I've done that on the Maine coast. Granite boulders supply surprisingly firm footing.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 09:36 AM (SgdqL)

23 I'd love to know where this is set.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

24 Casting for stripers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM


My grandfather used to love casting off the rocks for tautog in Newport. The cat knew when it was fishing season. Little furball wouldn't even look at cat food.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:36 AM (P6lWH)

25 That strikes me as a less than idea location to stand while fishing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

It's a rocky, slippery perch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)

26 Fish market closed?

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2026 09:37 AM (ei1sX)

27 Where's his bait or the bucket he plans to put all this fish in that he planning on catching?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

28 Fisherman's Greens

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM (jszXf)

29 Caught a Porgy, but no Bess.

Posted by: Bloodworms, Cigarettes at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)

30 That might be before the times when casting a line in the ocean brought you a tire.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

Or Coney Island whitefish.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

31 I have a painting with the same title. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM (KC5Lt)

32 I think he's gonna fall and break a hip.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

33 Niiiice!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)

34 Is that a Titleist?

Posted by: Whale Of A Dad at September 18, 2026 09:39 AM (Fn+3X)

35 Or Coney Island whitefish.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM


Not gonna Google that. Nope.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:40 AM (P6lWH)

36 I have a painting with the same title. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM (KC5Lt)



Not bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

37 There's Bandersnatch, right there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 09:40 AM (s1IWd)

38 Another American artist.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2026 09:40 AM (lJ0H4)

39 31 I have a painting with the same title. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM (KC5Lt)
*****
You've got a lot of talent.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

40 Looks like he caught something. An old tire, maybe.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

41 The sea was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 18, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

42
Not gonna Google that. Nope.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:40 AM (P6lWH)



A song by Pat Benatar or a used condom on the beach. Take your pick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:41 AM (ccf/V)

43 I wonder how long that guy had to stand there in that pose.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2026 09:41 AM (g8Ew8)

44 Are those Hip Waders or Assless Chaps?

Posted by: Pete Buttigeg at September 18, 2026 09:41 AM (Fn+3X)

45 That strikes me as a less than idea location to stand while fishing.

Also, you risk catching something, so you'd have to re-shoot the entire unscripted conversation.

Posted by: Manly Men, Gavin Newsom and Jake Tapper at September 18, 2026 09:42 AM (rTiUi)

46 So, when do we start troutin' out the fish puns?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

47 Is that a Titleist?
Posted by: Whale Of A Dad at September 18, 2026 09:39 AM (Fn+3X)



Reminds me of the vodka commercial where the dickhead is launching golf balls off the deck of his boat at the shoreline where several homes are.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:42 AM (ccf/V)

48 The horde is probably more familiar with Bellows boxing paintings.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:43 AM (KC5Lt)

49 Thank you, CBD!

Ending the week with a fun fishing piece - for the halibut!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:43 AM (rOKnE)

50 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at September 18, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

51 Looks like he caught something. An old tire, maybe.
Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

Michelin Model XGV tire, size 75-R-14?

Posted by: D.A. Jim Trotter III at September 18, 2026 09:43 AM (wVcYX)

52
Ending the week with a fun fishing piece - for the halibut!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:43 AM (rOKnE)




Such carp......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

53 It's somehow unsettling how there are suggestions of motion in the painting, but no overall feeling of movement. The crashing waves, the fisherman's lean, the bent pole, the very nature of the seashore... it should have some sense of dynamic movement, but I'm just not feeling it. It's peculiar, because it is technically good on so many other levels.

Posted by: red speck at September 18, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

54 >46 So, when do we start troutin' out the fish puns?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

Hold on, you don't want anyone carping about this until 100.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 09:44 AM (GTqXr)

55 a a a Aye.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 18, 2026 09:44 AM (brIJB)

56 "Reaches in his creole for a fresh bass.......AND THE FISH!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:44 AM (ccf/V)

57 No rulers were used in the creation of this art.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

58 Casting for stripers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM (k5CNB

Casting for strippers requires dollar bills as bait.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:44 AM (KC5Lt)

59 Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass... bass... bass... bass


Posted by: Confused Meghan Trainor at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)

60 Are those Hip Waders or Assless Chaps?
Posted by: Pete Buttigeg

Yes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (fGj4e)

61 My grandfather used to love casting off the rocks for tautog in Newport.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:36 AM (P6lWH)


I cast for stripers just south of the Golden Gate Bridge a few times. Fun as hell, even though it was freezing f*cking cold!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (k5CNB)

62 I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass... bass... bass... bass


Posted by: Confused Meghan Trainor at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)



That's a horrible song.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

63 It's good. Reel-y good.

Posted by: Oh, no... at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

64 The comments are starting to flounder a bit.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

65 Challenge Accepted - a limerick

A piano repairman named Mitsch
Had sport fishing as his lifelong wish
How'd he get that in his head?
Seems his father always said,
'You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

66 62 I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass... bass... bass... bass


Posted by: Confused Meghan Trainor

No treble hooks.

Posted by: Rapala at September 18, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

67 I wouldn’t be cod dead wearing that.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

68 Why stand out on rocks, inches from certain death in the cold foam? Your grocer's freezer is your one-stop shop for nautical nosh.

Posted by: Gorton's Of Gloucester at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (Fn+3X)

69 I know a place ..

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (viF8m)

70 The comments are starting to flounder a bit.
Posted by: dantesed

Spot on.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (fGj4e)

71 I cast for stripers just south of the Golden Gate Bridge a few times. Fun as hell, even though it was freezing f*cking cold!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM


Did that from a small boat off Beverly. The stripers were biting, but most of them were just under the legal limit. Went home with a lot of nice mackerel, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (P6lWH)

72 I have a blue gill (or perch, depending) mounted that when I caught it, was 2 oz shy of the Illinois state record.

I just remember it took me about 30 minutes to get it on shore and the drag was pretty wore out. Damn thing fought like it owed me money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (ccf/V)

73 >'You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

I'll take 'Obscure REO Speedwagon album titles' for $100, Alex.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (GTqXr)

74 I have a painting with the same title. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM (KC5Lt)


I like it...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (k5CNB)

75 Although I like much of Bellows' style many of his scenes are cityscapes of various kinds which have little appeal. However, his scenes of nature use the same techniques of movement and color and light in images I enjoy. This is one. He really captured the colors of the water as it surges and breaks against the rocks with the light greens of shallows into the blues of the deeper water and the white foam as waves break against the shore. The rounded look of the rocks, worn by wave action, is so true. The fisherman's posture is correct and the bend in the rod as well. The style is realistic without being a photo.

Anyone who has fished the surf as it breaks against rocks will identify with this image. You can hear the ocean, smell the water and feel the wind and damp in the air.

Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

76 How did people in the past keep fedoras on when it was windy?

I assume if you are fishing the last thing you want to do it keep grabbing your hat every 30 seconds.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:48 AM (sKqQm)

77 >>That strikes me as a less than idea location to stand while fishing.

Looks like Halibut Point, MA. Have surf casted there. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:48 AM (rOKnE)

78
I like it...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (k5CNB)



A week of Horde art in the future?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

79 That's a horrible song.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM


And kind of awkward from her, post weight loss drugs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:48 AM (P6lWH)

80 Good things come to those who bait.

Posted by: No, not THAT at September 18, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

81 'You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!"
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)
==================
we'll let that one skate

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 09:49 AM (/16YE)

82 We doing fishing jokes?

I'm not taking that bait.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:49 AM (sKqQm)

83 Some people don’t like fish puns, but these are kraken me up.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

84
And kind of awkward from her, post weight loss drugs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:48 AM (P6lWH)



I know nothing of her other than that stupid song and the really stupid State Farm commercial.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:49 AM (ccf/V)

85 >>Did that from a small boat off Beverly. The stripers were biting, but most of them were just under the legal limit. Went home with a lot of nice mackerel, though.


Niiiice

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:49 AM (rOKnE)

86 Good things come to those who bait.

Gonna have to disagree with this one

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 18, 2026 09:50 AM (sKqQm)

87 What's he using for bait?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 09:50 AM (FZ29D)

88 Please,no Mackerel Snappers in this thread. That's tomorrow morning.

Posted by: No Hope In Pope! at September 18, 2026 09:50 AM (Fn+3X)

89 >>Some people don’t like fish puns, but these are kraken me up.


Let's roughy them up!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:50 AM (rOKnE)

90 I never got the fishing thing. I mean I love fish, but I just don't have the patience to wait for one to bite.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

91 Looks like Halibut Point, MA. Have surf casted there. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:48 AM


Nice area. Haven't fished it, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:50 AM (P6lWH)

92 What's he using for bait?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 09:50 AM (FZ29D)




Hopefully it's not pencil necked geek!

Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassy at September 18, 2026 09:51 AM (ccf/V)

93 >> The comments are starting to flounder a bit.


Not a fluke. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:51 AM (rOKnE)

94 In the Houston area bays people fish for red fish or what you might call drum.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:51 AM (KC5Lt)

95 Some people don’t like fish puns, but these are kraken me up.

You know, you just gave me an idea

Posted by: Beverley Cross somehow unable to come up with an actual greek Monster for the final boss at September 18, 2026 09:51 AM (sKqQm)

96 How can he fish without a tackle box and beer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 09:51 AM (wpRMV)

97 >>My grandfather used to love casting off the rocks for tautog in Newport. The cat knew when it was fishing season. Little furball wouldn't even look at cat food.

Brenton reef?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:52 AM (viF8m)

98 Lovely! Love landscapes, and the active ones with people doing cool things have been fun this week.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2026 09:52 AM (Toos7)

99 Not a fluke. . .

Yeah, you only see her hanging around the ocean during fleet week

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:52 AM (sKqQm)

100 >I just remember it took me about 30 minutes to get it on shore and the drag was pretty wore out. Damn thing fought like it owed me money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:47 AM (ccf/V)

Perch are always entertaining to hook. I used to take the mini-Metas fishing for bluegill. Only downside is the little buggers tend to swallow the hook.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 09:52 AM (GTqXr)

101 88 Please,no Mackerel Snappers in this thread. That's tomorrow morning.
Posted by: No Hope In Pope! at September 18, 2026 09:50 AM

Why not? Cardinal sin?

Posted by: Rockin' Robin at September 18, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

102 And just why do people fish for flies, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

103 Is that a Titleist?
Posted by: Whale Of A Dad at September 18, 2026 09:39 AM (Fn+3X)


Reminds me of the vodka commercial where the dickhead is launching golf balls off the deck of his boat at the shoreline where several homes are.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



I hit a golf ball so hard once, that when I found it, it had changed names.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 09:54 AM (ohcCe)

104 Brenton reef?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:52 AM


Brenton Point, generally along Ocean Ave.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:54 AM (P6lWH)

105 This could be any spot along the Little Compton coast line too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 09:54 AM (/16YE)

106 There used to be a restaurant in Seabrook that served a fried redfish filet that filled a large plate and was absolutely wonderful.

Posted by: Buck at September 18, 2026 09:54 AM (fiwzq)

107 >> I never got the fishing thing. I mean I love fish, but I just don't have the patience to wait for one to bite.

Wrong mindset. Fishing is hunting. If you are waiting you aren't working.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:54 AM (viF8m)

108 >>That's a horrible song.

Indeed, it is!

Here's one a little better for today's pic:

When I'm fishin', let's keep one thing clear
The bait's over there, the brew's right here
Two six-packs and a big bag of ice
Didn't even catch a bite, but the brew tasted nice. . .

Posted by: G. Love and Special Sauce at September 18, 2026 09:54 AM (rOKnE)

109 Perch are always entertaining to hook. I used to take the mini-Metas fishing for bluegill. Only downside is the little buggers tend to swallow the hook.
Posted by: Heavy Meta


Bluegill on an ultralight rod is a hoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 09:55 AM (ohcCe)

110 I used to take the mini-Metas fishing for bluegill. Only downside is the little buggers tend to swallow the hook.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

You gotta teach the mini-Metas not to do that.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

111 Jake Tapper had an unfortunate accident that day.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 09:55 AM (5C90x)

112 94 In the Houston area bays people fish for red fish or what you might call drum.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:51 AM

Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams
The islands and bays are for sportsmen

Posted by: G. Lightfoot at September 18, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)

113 I've seen enough episodes of Shetland to know this guy isn't fishing. He's trying to haul in the suitcase full of illicit drugs dropped off the coast of Fair Isle by Norwegian criminal gangs using a fishing trawler to traffic their goods into Shetland. Jimmy Perez will nab him with the help of DS McIntosh...

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)

114 >> I never got the fishing thing. I mean I love fish, but I just don't have the patience to wait for one to bite.

I might have fished there a time or two.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:56 AM (viF8m)

115 I never got the fishing thing. I mean I love fish, but I just don't have the patience to wait for one to bite.

Wrong mindset. Fishing is hunting. If you are waiting you aren't working.
Posted by: JackStraw



Best day fishing: sit under a tree, crack open a beer, toss a line in the water.

Bait optional.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 09:56 AM (ohcCe)

116 Morning thread got me to look up who Macklemore is...and he's gay Eminem isn't he?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:57 AM (sKqQm)

117 >>This could be any spot along the Little Compton coast line too.

That is a special place

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:57 AM (rOKnE)

118 Dollar Tree Eminem.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 09:57 AM (fGj4e)

119 Wrong mindset. Fishing is hunting. If you are waiting you aren't working.
Posted by: JackStraw

I wouldn't have the patience for hunting, either.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

120 The worst day fishing beats the best day working.

Posted by: Buck at September 18, 2026 09:57 AM (fiwzq)

121 I never got the fishing thing. I mean I love fish, but I just don't have the patience to wait for one to bite.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:50 AM


Sir, a word...

Posted by: Izaak Walton at September 18, 2026 09:58 AM (P6lWH)

122 Wrong mindset. Fishing is hunting. If you are waiting you aren't working.
Posted by: JackStraw

I wouldn't have the patience for hunting, either.
Posted by: Bulg


Worst day of hunting beats the best day of working.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 09:58 AM (ohcCe)

123 >>Best day fishing: sit under a tree, crack open a beer, toss a line in the water.

Bait optional.


Night, beach chair, line cast into the ocean, full cooler & blanket. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:58 AM (rOKnE)

124 My problem with fishing is I hate cleaning & cooking fish.
Smells fishy.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 18, 2026 09:59 AM (EGSGm)

125 Happy Hooker had a different meaning in the Before Times.

Posted by: Grizzled Veteran at September 18, 2026 09:59 AM (Fn+3X)

126 Interesting is the re-naming of trash fish to better market them to sell.

Chilean Sea Bass used to be Patagonian Toothfish and Orange Roughy was the will not ever eat name Slimefish .

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 09:59 AM (KC5Lt)

127 >>Best day fishing: sit under a tree, crack open a beer, toss a line in the water.

>>Bait optional.

You didn't come for the fishing, did you?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:59 AM (viF8m)

128 It's all about being outside.

Posted by: Fishing, hunting and golfing at September 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

129 Catching crappie with and ultra light rod with 4 or 6 lb test is a blast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 10:00 AM (fGj4e)

130 62 "we like the cars that go boom"

Posted by: tigraand bunny d at September 18, 2026 10:00 AM (Bep7s)

131 I am impressed by the Horde's icthyological acumen.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 18, 2026 10:00 AM (brIJB)

132
12 That strikes me as a less than idea location to stand while fishing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026

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And be's wearing a dress shirt, and a vest, and a fedora. Was this staged for a political campaign?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2026 10:00 AM (DOcg9)

133 And, given my germaphobia, trying to gut a fish would probably paralyze me.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

134 Fish 'n' Cheeps are across the street.

Posted by: Fillmore East Marquee at September 18, 2026 10:01 AM (Fn+3X)

135
I hit a golf ball so hard once, that when I found it, it had changed names.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 09:54 AM (ohcCe)



Played with a guy once who hit the ball into a tree so hard, a piece of bark impaled the ball.

Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassy at September 18, 2026 10:01 AM (ccf/V)

136 Fish trivia : tilapia is also known as St Peter's fish because there's a lot of tilapia in the Sea of Galilee.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 18, 2026 10:01 AM (EGSGm)

137 Damn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:02 AM (ccf/V)

138 124 My problem with fishing is I hate cleaning & cooking fish.
Smells fishy.
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 18, 2026 09:59 AM

You need the WonderBoner!

https://youtu.be/1nu14L2myvE

Posted by: Listen for Mike Rowe's voiceover at September 18, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

139 72 what is dependant on whether bream or banana?

Posted by: tigraand bunny d at September 18, 2026 10:02 AM (Bep7s)

140 130 62 "we like the cars that go boom"
Posted by: tigra and bunny d at September 18, 2026 10:00 AM (Bep7s)
___

Man, I haven't heard that in ages.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 18, 2026 10:02 AM (DBEh4)

141 >133 And, given my germaphobia, trying to gut a fish would probably paralyze me.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

Fresh cornmeal crusted trout with brown butter and sage is the bomb! Nothing beats just caught and cleaned fish.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 10:03 AM (GTqXr)

142 Excellent interview of Eagle Ed Martin by Vince Coglianese. Well worth the watch:

https://tinyurl.com/3b77db5r

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 18, 2026 10:03 AM (3ImbR)

143 This is a wonderful painting and, while knowing nothing about fishing, that does not seem a likely spot for catching fish, does it?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 10:03 AM (2ap+5)

144 Red Snapper is my favorite fish to eat. You can’t catch them from the shore.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 10:03 AM (KC5Lt)

145 I hit a golf ball so hard once, that when I found it, it had changed names.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 09:54 AM (ohcCe)


Played with a guy once who hit the ball into a tree so hard, a piece of bark impaled the ball.
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassy at September 18, 2026 10:01 AM


As the meme goes,

Some people can hit a golf ball 300 yards.

Some people can hit a golf ball at 300 yards.

Choose your friends wisely.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:03 AM (P6lWH)

146 Morning thread got me to look up who Macklemore is...and he's gay Eminem isn't he?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:57 AM (sKqQm)



He's a one hit wonder who openly hates Jews, it seems.

I LOVE that Robert Craft told him he's not welcome in his stadium after his antics.

And the insane leftists are cancelling Ed Sheeran because of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:04 AM (ccf/V)

147 Not fishing today. No room.

Posted by: My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels! at September 18, 2026 10:04 AM (Fn+3X)

148 >136 Fish trivia : tilapia is also known as St Peter's fish because there's a lot of tilapia in the Sea of Galilee.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 18, 2026 10:01 AM (EGSGm)

Except now, most Tilapia on the market is farmed in SE Asia. No bueno for me.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 10:04 AM (GTqXr)

149 >>This is a wonderful painting and, while knowing nothing about fishing, that does not seem a likely spot for catching fish, does it?

That's a great spot for catching fish.

Structure and fast water means fish.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:05 AM (viF8m)

150 There's a lesson there for Ed Sheeran. Maybe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 10:05 AM (fGj4e)

151 As the meme goes,

Some people can hit a golf ball 300 yards.

Some people can hit a golf ball at 300 yards.

Choose your friends wisely.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:03 AM (P6lWH)




I have a 350+ drive to my credit. 20 MPH tail wind, Texas winter golf and caught the top of the hill where it bounced forward on landing.

I'll take it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

152 Trump is threatening to demolish the Kennedy Center and you're out fishing?

Posted by: Karen McAWFL at September 18, 2026 10:06 AM (Fn+3X)

153 Fresh cornmeal crusted trout with brown butter and sage is the bomb!
Posted by: Heavy Meta

That does sound good.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

154 Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 10:03 AM (GTqXr)

Dubai has a restaurant with a number of large fish tanks where you pick out your fish .

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 10:06 AM (KC5Lt)

155 There's a lesson there for Ed Sheeran. Maybe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 10:05 AM (fGj4e)



He's all "I had nothing to do with any of it" but the left doesn't care. They just want scalps.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

156 I'll take it......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:06 AM


Nice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:06 AM (P6lWH)

157 The Fisherman, 1917
George Bellows

A very nice week of art. Thanks. Though some may say today's selection is missing mermaids and at least one dog, imo it's a fine one & it would likely hang.

So, is there a link?

Yes. Again from the Carter Handbook, 2023, and credited to the Amon Carter Museum of American Art, Fort Worth, Texas:

"Although best known as a painter of gritty urban scenes, Bellows created more than 250 seascapes, most portraying the Atlantic Coast in Maine. But he turned his attention to the Pacific in 1917, when his family vacationed in the town of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California, on the northern tip of Big Sur. There, he created this work, one of his last major ocean paintings.

Bellows was fascinated by the bright colors of the Pacific, and he relied on a jewellike palette of brilliant blues, greens, purples, pinks, and ochres to render water crashing against a rocky coastline. He considered the sea one of the most challenging subjects to paint, and the lone angler maneuvering his line may symbolize the struggle of the artist as he grappled with his chosen subject."

Good weekend!

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 10:07 AM (NFX2v)

158 155 There's a lesson there for Ed Sheeran. Maybe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 10:05 AM (fGj4e)


He's all "I had nothing to do with any of it" but the left doesn't care. They just want scalps.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

=======

That ginger git from Yesterday who changed the name of Hey Jude to Hey Dude?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:07 AM (+a7XK)

159 There's no such thing as a 'palestinan.'

I still think Russia sits back and laughs maniacally every time a story about Americans and their 'free palestine' bullshit comes across the wire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:07 AM (ccf/V)

160 Except now, most Tilapia on the market is farmed in SE Asia. No bueno for me.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

I follow a guy on Facebook who lives in Florida. He uses a 20' throw net. (Legal there) He catches nothing but tilapia in fresh water. Sells the meat for a dollar a pound. Those that can't afford it, he gives it to them.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 10:08 AM (ohcCe)

161
That ginger git from Yesterday who changed the name of Hey Jude to Hey Dude?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:07 AM (+a7XK)




I don't know what this means.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

162
161
That ginger git from Yesterday who changed the name of Hey Jude to Hey Dude?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:07 AM (+a7XK)



I don't know what this means.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

======

I don't even know what it says.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:08 AM (+a7XK)

163 Dubai has a restaurant with a number of large fish tanks where you pick out your fish .
Posted by: polynikes


Japan has restaurants where you CATCH yours.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 10:09 AM (ohcCe)

164 the town of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California, on the northern tip of Big Sur

Ah, paradise.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

165
Nice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:06 AM (P6lWH)



Oh so long ago.....I'm lucky to hit 270, or even a fairway now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:09 AM (ccf/V)

166 Art.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 18, 2026 10:09 AM (2wY3x)

167 That ginger git from Yesterday who changed the name of Hey Jude to Hey Dude?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:07 AM (+a7XK)



I don't know what this means.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:08 AM


Means that guy's a fag!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 18, 2026 10:09 AM (P6lWH)

168
I don't even know what it says.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:08 AM (+a7XK)



Asshole.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:09 AM (ccf/V)

169 Ed Sheeran looks like he could be Karen Gillian's younger, nerdy brother in an 80s teen comedy.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:10 AM (sKqQm)

170 Oh so long ago.....I'm lucky to hit 270, or even a fairway now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:09 AM


You're one up on me. I must be the only lawyer who doesn't golf.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:10 AM (P6lWH)

171 And one from the archives:

CANNERY ROW

There once was a fellow named Duffy
Whose fish-cleaning job was a toughie.
But he gutted it out
As he said, with a pout
"I hope to find a diamond in the roughy!"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 10:10 AM (I0N4X)

172 Did that from a small boat off Beverly. The stripers were biting, but most of them were just under the legal limit. Went home with a lot of nice mackerel, though.

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Were they blessed? Were they holy mackerel?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2026 10:10 AM (g8Ew8)

173 ...he gutted it out...

*******

Heh! I crack myself up!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 10:11 AM (I0N4X)

174 You're one up on me. I must be the only lawyer who doesn't golf.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


And they still let you into the Bar Association?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

175
You're one up on me. I must be the only lawyer who doesn't golf.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:10 AM (P6lWH)



Likely, yes. But do you own a 7 series BMW?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:11 AM (ccf/V)

176 All the poseurs who support Palestinians have one thing in common. They hate America . And I hate them.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 10:11 AM (KC5Lt)

177 Yet none of them can point to 'palestine' on a map.......


I'm still trying to figure out what makes the people from that small Texas town so special......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:12 AM (ccf/V)

178 Likely, yes. But do you own a 7 series BMW?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:11 AM


Honda Accord. I had a 3-series once, but I got tired of maintaining the German engineering.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:12 AM (P6lWH)

179 Yep

https://tinyurl.com/3asfn6tu

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:12 AM (viF8m)

180 >159 There's no such thing as a 'palestinan.'

I still think Russia sits back and laughs maniacally every time a story about Americans and their 'free palestine' bullshit comes across the wire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:07 AM (ccf/V)

The 'river to the sea' crowd have zero clue as to the history of the ME, including the post-WW1 partition of 'Palestine' - which the Romans made up.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 10:13 AM (GTqXr)

181 All the poseurs who support Palestinians have one thing in common. They hate America . And I hate them.

Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026 10:11 AM (KC5Lt)
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That's two things.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 18, 2026 10:13 AM (amcLV)

182 And they still let you into the Bar Association?
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:11 AM


The bar, yes. Bar associations? F*ck them, in particular.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:13 AM (P6lWH)

183 I'm still trying to figure out what makes the people from that small Texas town so special......
Posted by: Sponge

They have lots of hawt Texas babes with pronounced hooterage?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

184 147 huufarkarafkayga waaxa ka buuxa eels

Posted by: we're all somalians now at September 18, 2026 10:15 AM (Bep7s)

185 'Palestine' - which the Romans made up.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 10:13 AM (GTqXr)
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Hey, you've got to hand out procuratorships somehow.

Posted by: Romans at September 18, 2026 10:15 AM (amcLV)

186 Yeah, pretty good art.

Not epic or anything but well done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 18, 2026 10:15 AM (xcxpd)

187
They have lots of hawt Texas babes with pronounced hooterage?
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)



That would invoke insane jealousy in the purple headed hoes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:15 AM (ccf/V)

188
He's unlikely to catch much if anything in such heavy surf.

Perhaps he's fishing for nice plump jetty rats to take home and stew!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 10:16 AM (iJfKG)

189 I'm still trying to figure out what makes the people from that small Texas town so special......
Posted by: Sponge

They have lots of hawt Texas babes with pronounced hooterage?
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)
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Are we talking about the shack outside LaGrange, or what?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 18, 2026 10:16 AM (amcLV)

190 Yep

https://tinyurl.com/3asfn6tu
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:12 AM


Nice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:16 AM (P6lWH)

191 Are we talking about the shack outside LaGrange, or what?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 18, 2026 10:16 AM (amcLV)



THEY gotta lotta nice girls AH!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:17 AM (ccf/V)

192 >>He's unlikely to catch much if anything in such heavy surf.

Golden retriever head tilt of confusion.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:17 AM (viF8m)

193 SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 18, 2026 10:18 AM (amcLV)

194 >Golden retriever head tilt of confusion.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:17 AM (viF8m)

Ha! My black lab would do that. Seemed like he was thinking 'WTF dude?'

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 10:19 AM (GTqXr)

195 "Palestinians" aka Muslim colonizers in Israel have a home - Jordan.

The problem is they acted so poorly in Jordan they were kicked out

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:19 AM (sKqQm)

196 SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 18, 2026 10:18 AM (amcLV)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:19 AM (ccf/V)

197 Nice picture. Hey, it sums up nicely my work with AI this morning.

From smalldeadanimals, so our trade war is going great! We're led by the best and brightest.

Prime Minister Mark Carney’s summit urging global investors to “Choose Canada” was produced by an American events firm — despite Carney recently pledging that Ottawa would contract Canadian companies and hire Canadian workers.

The inaugural Canada Investment Summit in Toronto brought together investors who manage more than $100 trillion in assets from nearly 30 countries as part of Carney’s push to catalyze $1 trillion in investment over five years.

Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada

But the summit’s producer was E2K Events x Entertainment, operated by California-based Olmstead Productions Inc.

E2K’s own privacy notice identifies the American company as the summit’s producer. It also says E2K and its subcontractors provided services including event production, delegate services, staffing, transportation, printing, photography and video.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 10:19 AM (Sco7b)

198 Amy Acton might've been thrown out of some bars.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:19 AM (88C+u)

199 Third artist in a row who died from complications of appendicitis. I think we have this week's theme.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2026 10:19 AM (lJ0H4)

200 >>Nice.

That would be Ocean Ave and Brenton reef in the distance.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:20 AM (viF8m)

201 160 it's a cichlid. they are released pets. brackish tolerant, opportunistic piscivores, perciformes.

Posted by: we're all somalians now at September 18, 2026 10:20 AM (Bep7s)

202
Ha! My black lab would do that. Seemed like he was thinking 'WTF dude?'
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 10:19 AM (GTqXr)



My mini aussie does that, however, it's more of a 'tilt of inquiry' as he tries to figure out what you're saying to him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

203 Rerun:


*spritely music*
*sings*

Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyy!!!!

From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 10:20 AM (iJfKG)

204 Amy Acton might've been thrown out of some bars.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:19 AM (88C+u)



That's such an 'on the street reporter' name........


"Amy Action, Eyewitness news......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:21 AM (ccf/V)

205 "Palestinians" aka Muslim colonizers in Israel have a home - Jordan.

The problem is they acted so poorly in Jordan they were kicked out
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:19 AM (sKqQm)
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A. Palestinians attempt violent coup against King Hussein.

B. Hussein responds by killing thousands and kicking them out.

C. Group "Black September" is formed in response to...kill Jews.

ME logic right there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 18, 2026 10:21 AM (amcLV)

206 Looking at the painting I hear The Waterboy's "Fisherman's Blues"
Very bright colors for a seascape. Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 10:21 AM (oUMhY)

207 FWP I need a new light fixture over my kitchen table and I have no sense of design. I do know I hated the old fixture. Where do I start. I don't like the stuff at HD or Lowes, looks cheap to me.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 18, 2026 10:22 AM (9U6Wl)

208 I ran across a somewhat amusing historical point I didn't realize before.

During the crusades the Christians lost Jerusalem after the battle at Hattin. Richard the Lionhearted got it back and then later they lost it again.

But in the 1200s one Muslim ruler just...gave it back to them...because he wanted an alliance. I guess the whole "yeah Jerusalem is our holy city too honest!" thing wasn't as import back then...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:22 AM (sKqQm)

209 Looks like a dangerous place to fish..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 10:22 AM (+gK6I)

210 Smuggler's Blues > Fisherman's Blues

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:23 AM (ccf/V)

211 "Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

212 211 "Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

=======

They'll make it up on volume.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:23 AM (+a7XK)

213 That would be Ocean Ave and Brenton reef in the distance.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:20 AM


Catch anything?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:24 AM (P6lWH)

214 209 Looks like a dangerous place to fish..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 10:22 AM (+gK6I)
But his boat is unsinkable.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2026 10:24 AM (LHPAg)

215 "Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."

Canuckistani GDP is around $2.4T so...yes

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:24 AM (sKqQm)

216 But in the 1200s one Muslim ruler just...gave it back to them...because he wanted an alliance. I guess the whole "yeah Jerusalem is our holy city too honest!" thing wasn't as import back then...
Posted by: 18-1

Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II, Stupor Mundi, or "the Wonder of the World," was the one he gave it back to, IIRC.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

217 >>Ha! My black lab would do that. Seemed like he was thinking 'WTF dude?'

My last Golden was famous for being, well, pretty but not a rocket surgeon. I got the head tilt on a pretty consistent basis.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:24 AM (viF8m)

218 212 211 "Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

Let him join his Euro buddies...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 10:24 AM (+gK6I)

219 A. Palestinians attempt violent coup against King Hussein.

B. Hussein responds by killing thousands and kicking them out.

C. Group "Black September" is formed in response to...kill Jews.

ME logic right there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 18, 2026 10:21 AM


What? You think we need an excuse?

Posted by: Muslims Everywhere at September 18, 2026 10:25 AM (P6lWH)

220 So Erick Erickson does this big reveal that "for the last month, I've been working on exposing the white supremacists, Christian nationalists and Nazis that have infiltrated the conservative movement."

And it starts, "A bunch of white guys ..."

He is such a nasty loser; straight up full-on lefty code.

It's basically Claude AI slop with "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon."

LOL.
But he's standing by it because, as he says, "exposing Nazis* is important work."
Of course, he's getting head-pats from all the deranged NeverTrumpers and the left.

*this would be the same guy that was seen arguing calling Charlie a Nazi is what lead to his murder.
And they same guy that pissed and shit himself over J6, demanding all law and due process be thrown out to convict everyone.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 10:25 AM (3cUTc)

221
FWP I need a new light fixture over my kitchen table and I have no sense of design. I do know I hated the old fixture. Where do I start. I don't like the stuff at HD or Lowes, looks cheap to me.
Posted by: lin-duh at September 18, 2026 10:22 AM (9U6Wl)




https://shorturl.fm/wbsOJ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:25 AM (ccf/V)

222 175 that's different than a porcupine.

Posted by: we're all somalians now at September 18, 2026 10:26 AM (Bep7s)

223 215 "Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."

Canuckistani GDP is around $2.4T so...yes

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:24 AM (sKqQm)

=======

They'll bounce back with their massive lumber sales.

*all of Canada's forests burn down because they stopped doing forest management*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:26 AM (+a7XK)

224 "Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."

Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)
------------
$25000 for every man, woman and child in Canada.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 18, 2026 10:26 AM (amcLV)

225

And a Bang on the Ear > Smuggler's Blues > Fisherman's Blues


That album was peak Waterboys.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 10:27 AM (iJfKG)

226 Decline of the West is a difficult book, for me at least. But I really liked his drunken rambles on art and music. When I see a painting, since I have no education to lean on, I look for what Spengler described as the Western soul which is captured in blues and greens (as well as dark brown).

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 10:27 AM (2ap+5)

227 FWP I need a new light fixture over my kitchen table and I have no sense of design. I do know I hated the old fixture. Where do I start. I don't like the stuff at HD or Lowes, looks cheap to me.
Posted by: lin-duh

Check out the Rejuvenation and Pottery Barn sites.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2026 10:27 AM (lJ0H4)

228 215 "Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at September 18, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

229 The Kennedy Center, only built in the mid-1960s, is falling apart and poses physical dangers just trying to keep it operational.

For example, for many years, there was nothing but friable asbestos issues in all of the mechanical spaces in which private contractors were routinely working to keep all kinds of piping, electrical, AC systems in operation.

Additionally, plans showed asbestos had been sprayed as fireproofing directly onto the steel framework of the building. Over 26,000 square feet of asbestos-containing insulation was found on the steel structures alone.

Even if contractors didn't disturb it, with air movements, leaking ceilings, etc. it became friable sooner or later. Simply put, the structure itself and all of its mechanical and electrical parts were old & often repaired or replaced in part.

The Kennedy Center is operated and controlled through a shared responsibility between both the executive and legislative branches of the U.S. government. The legislative branch would usually bring in the contractors and the executive branch often had to inspect the contractors upon receiving complaints for incompliance with standards (OSHA, etc.).

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 10:27 AM (NFX2v)

230 So Erick Erickson does this big reveal that "for the last month, I've been working on exposing the white supremacists, Christian nationalists and Nazis that have infiltrated the conservative movement."

Every American politician was a "white supremacist" and a "nazi" by the current leftwing standard until around 2012 or so. And yes this includes minority politicians. Barack Obama's 2012 re-election campaign stands would get you labeled a NAZI today...He doesn't support trans rights! Or gay marriage! Or going to war with Russia! Or clot shotting people!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:27 AM (sKqQm)

231 "Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."


If only Americans would STOP MEME'ing!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

232 Coast of Scotland here? Maybe the Outer Hebrides, on the rare clear day?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:28 AM (wzUl9)

233 >>Catch anything?

For many years my BFF and I had boats in Newport Harbor. We used to fish those waters early in the morning before work 2 or 3 times a week and then on weekends all summer long.

We caught a few.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m)

234 Coast of Scotland here? Maybe the Outer Hebrides, on the rare clear day?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Carmel, California, according to a comment above.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

235 230
Every American politician was a "white supremacist" and a "nazi" by the current leftwing standard until around 2012 or so. And yes this includes minority politicians. Barack Obama's 2012 re-election campaign stands would get you labeled a NAZI today...He doesn't support trans rights! Or gay marriage! Or going to war with Russia! Or clot shotting people!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:27 AM (sKqQm)

=======

Obama gave speeches on the US Senate floor about how W was letting in too many illegal immigrants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:29 AM (+a7XK)

236
Obama gave speeches on the US Senate floor about how W was letting in too many illegal immigrants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:29 AM (+a7XK)



Because it's only Ok when THEY do it, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

237 232 Coast of Scotland here? Maybe the Outer Hebrides, on the rare clear day?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Pacific Ocean, West Coast

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 10:31 AM (NFX2v)

238 236
Obama gave speeches on the US Senate floor about how W was letting in too many illegal immigrants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:29 AM (+a7XK)


Because it's only Ok when THEY do it, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

=======

Obama's record on immigration in his first term was actually better than W's.

It was after the shellacking of 2010 and the surprise underperformance in 2012 (which they overcame with cheating) that they suddenly started counting border turnaways as deportations, starting the statistics games that made him look better while upping asylum acceptances.

DACA didn't happen until June of 2012.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:32 AM (+a7XK)

239 Fishing is awesome.

My maternal grandpa taught me out of his little aluminum boat when I was young. By the time I was 10, me and my 7yo brother were out there at 530 am catching rockfish for breakfast.

Spent summers on Vashon Island, fishing, clamming, digging geoduck….. it was awesome. I miss him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2026 10:32 AM (yWv01)

240 For many years my BFF and I had boats in Newport Harbor. We used to fish those waters early in the morning before work 2 or 3 times a week and then on weekends all summer long.

We caught a few.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:28 AM


Nice. When I was a kid, we would fish off that little bridge to Goat Island. Used to get a lot of nice flounder there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:32 AM (P6lWH)

241 211 pretty soon, you're talkin' about real money.

Posted by: cmeat at September 18, 2026 10:32 AM (Bep7s)

242 Why are we talking about fishing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:33 AM (ccf/V)

243
"Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)


I love how Canadians are constantly punching themselves in the dick, trying to be "Not America".

And the leaders they elect...oof!

Don't they understand that their role in this world is to be-

America's Annoying Little Brother

constantly following America around, wanting to do with America whatever America does, doing its best to impress America...yeah, that!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 10:33 AM (iJfKG)

244 Interesting is the re-naming of trash fish to better market them to sell.

Chilean Sea Bass used to be Patagonian Toothfish and Orange Roughy was the will not ever eat name Slimefish .
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026


***
And at restaurants, "dolphin" (the fish) being renamed "mahi-mahi."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:34 AM (wzUl9)

245 >220 So Erick Erickson does this big reveal...
=

Erick Erickson is David French without the sex appeal.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 18, 2026 10:34 AM (0bjKf)

246 I need a new light fixture over my kitchen table and I have no sense of design. I do know I hated the old fixture. Where do I start. I don't like the stuff at HD or Lowes, looks cheap to me.
Posted by: lin-duh

This is a great use case for AI. Upload a photo of your kitchen and it will show you different options.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 10:34 AM (Bl+DZ)

247 I'd rather sit in my boat thinking about God than sit in church thinking about fishing.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 10:34 AM (2Ez/1)

248 Mouse finances cat.

Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
News - Schumer's Senate super PAC put another $10M behind Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan, per Axios

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

249 I'd rather sit in my boat thinking about God than sit in church thinking about fishing.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 10:34 AM (2Ez/1)



There's a song out there about that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

250 "The Kennedy Center, only built in the mid-1960s, ...
For example, for many years, there was nothing but friable asbestos issues in all of the mechanical spaces in which private contractors were routinely working to keep all kinds of piping, electrical, AC systems in operation.
...
Posted by: L - No nic... "

As someone who works for maintaining a 1950's building, having asbestos fireproofing on steel columns is common. Asbestos doesn't become hazardous until you disturb it (remove it) and it becomes airborne dust particles and inhaled. Asbestos insulation is also common around steam and chilled water piping.

So whomever wrote that doesn't know jack-sh@t about building maintenance.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 18, 2026 10:35 AM (2waQ7)

251 In the Houston area bays people fish for red fish or what you might call drum.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026


***
As I boy I knew nothing about fishing. (Still know damn little) A classmate told me he'd hooked a drum in the bayou, and I said, "Why would somebody dump a drum in the water?"

"A fish, dude, not a musical instrument."

(Okay, I cleaned up his speech a little)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)

252 The hypocrisy monitors are going to blow!

https://tinyurl.com/3dmmxkmp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

253 >>Nice. When I was a kid, we would fish off that little bridge to Goat Island. Used to get a lot of nice flounder there.

I had a slip at the Goat Island Marina for various boats for many years.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:35 AM (viF8m)

254 My maternal grandpa taught me out of his little aluminum boat when I was young. By the time I was 10, me and my 7yo brother were out there at 530 am catching rockfish for breakfast.

Spent summers on Vashon Island, fishing, clamming, digging geoduck….. it was awesome. I miss him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2026 10:32 AM


Lots of great childhood memories around fishing, shooting, general outdoors stuff. Things that make leftist heads explode today. Good times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:35 AM (P6lWH)

255 Martini and Rossi, on the rocks!

Posted by: Say Yes! at September 18, 2026 10:36 AM (Fn+3X)

256 ***
And at restaurants, "dolphin" (the fish) being renamed "mahi-mahi."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:34 AM

Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Dungeness Crab at September 18, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

257 In the Houston area bays people fish for red fish or what you might call drum.
Posted by: polynikes at September 18, 2026



RED DRUM! RED DRUM!!!

Posted by: Danny Torrance at September 18, 2026 10:36 AM (ccf/V)

258 Alternative names for Patagonian Flipper Cheese have not improved public perception of this peculiar product.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 18, 2026 10:37 AM (QM44n)

259 I like the white caps particularly against the green bits of the water. I looked up some of his other works, many of which were urban settings which Wiki (un) helpfully described as the" chaos and crudity" of urban life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 10:37 AM (JrHfD)

260 Martini and Rossi, on the rocks!
Posted by: Say Yes! at September 18, 2026 10:36 AM (Fn+3X)



Iconic images of racing history......


https://shorturl.fm/7ZsXR

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

261 I was a little kid but I remember one summer day, my Grandfather bringing over bags and bags of smelt he had my Mother process and freeze.

We used them and she was glad she did it.

But at the time, even youthful me knew she was PISSED.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 10:39 AM (Sco7b)

262 Thanks for the lighting tips everyone!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 18, 2026 10:39 AM (9AdGW)

263 All mahi are dolphins but not all dolphins are mahi.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:39 AM (viF8m)

264
Chilean Sea Bass used to be Patagonian Toothfish

To tell the truth, I like the idea of eating-

Patagonian Toothfish better than eating Chilean Sea Bass.

More exotic.

Change the name back!!!

And Pluto is a planet, dammit! Change that back too, while you're at it.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 10:39 AM (iJfKG)

265 Thanks for the lighting tips everyone!
Posted by: lin-duh at September 18, 2026 10:39 AM (9AdGW)



We can be a fount of information.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:40 AM (ccf/V)

266 Errorick Errorickson is an adult daycare 2.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 10:40 AM (QM44n)

267 Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:27 AM (sKqQm)

Erickson is too dumb to know that no matter what they pay him and how useful he is, they will discard him as a Nazi white supremacist and put him and his family in the ground while pissing on their corpses as soon as they can.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 10:40 AM (3R4hO)

268 Four.

I have four Hammer films left to watch.

Almost done...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:40 AM (+a7XK)

269 The hypocrisy monitors are going to blow!

https://tinyurl.com/3dmmxkmp


If you brought back the people that wrote and approved the constitution to modern America they would immediately grab their muskets and descend on DC.

But to remove politicians not named Trump, Alito, or Thomas...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 10:40 AM (sKqQm)

270 207 FWP I need a new light fixture over my kitchen table and I have no sense of design. I do know I hated the old fixture. Where do I start. I don't like the stuff at HD or Lowes, looks cheap to me.
Posted by: lin-duh

The Spruce is fun to read for home design ideas and useful how-tos.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 10:41 AM (NFX2v)

271 lin-duh, look for your moose antler light fixture at Bass Pro.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2026 10:41 AM (LHPAg)

272 Bad news, guys
The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1
🚨Just in: Former Vice President Mike Pence has announced that he has no plans to run for President in 2028

Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:41 AM (88C+u)

273 The hypocrisy monitors are going to blow!

https://tinyurl.com/3dmmxkmp



What the smothered in gravy f*ck is this bullshit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:42 AM (ccf/V)

274 Four.

I have four Hammer films left to watch.

Almost done...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:40 AM (+a7XK)



Sounds like you're about to nail this project down.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 10:42 AM (iJfKG)

275 poo

Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:42 AM (88C+u)

276 Wait....I had a in there that should've cancelled 88C's f*ck up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:42 AM (ccf/V)

277 274 Sounds like you're about to nail this project down.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 10:42 AM (iJfKG)

======

Stake it in the heart, perhaps?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:42 AM (+a7XK)

278 Where do I start. I don't like the stuff at HD or Lowes, looks cheap to me.

I've found some good light fixtures on wayfair.com. You can often find something on their site and then get it cheaper elsewhere (Amazon, for instance) but it's hard to beat their selection.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 10:43 AM (2ocoG)

279 Pacific Ocean, West Coast

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 10:31 AM (NFX2v)


Yup. Big Sur.

The painting is in Fort Worth, and I hope to take a look at it next month!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 10:43 AM (k5CNB)

280 "Analysts say over $1 trillion in investment abandoned Canada."

Canuckistani GDP is around $2.4T so...yes


That's a lot of gov't kickbacks that just went *poof!* How would you make such a large investment pay off? Maybe with an enormous import of a workforce.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 10:43 AM (wqxxA)

281 Fishing Art with no Vulgar Boatmen. Winning!

Posted by: Two Thumbs Up! at September 18, 2026 10:43 AM (Fn+3X)

282 in: Former Vice President Mike Pence has announced that he has no plans to run for President in 2028
Posted by: 88C+u

Is he going to fake drive a pickup truck again, wearing plaid shirts?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 10:43 AM (Bl+DZ)

283
As someone who works for maintaining a 1950's building, having asbestos fireproofing on steel columns is common. Asbestos doesn't become hazardous until you disturb it (remove it) and it becomes airborne dust particles and inhaled. Asbestos insulation is also common around steam and chilled water piping.

So whomever wrote that doesn't know jack-sh@t about building maintenance.
Posted by: s_tenhoff

We sampled and cited almost constantly during inspections and investigations.

I also work the shipyard industry for many years.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 10:43 AM (NFX2v)

284 We are at the point where the only way the state increasingly relies on authoritarianism to keep the grift alive. The West is dead culturally - we have nothing left to say. But if there is a serious culture in ascendence, I don't see it.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 10:43 AM (2ap+5)

285 Errorick Errorickson is an adult daycare 2 diaper.


Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 10:40 AM (QM44n)



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:43 AM (ccf/V)

286 Look out! Psuki Psaki is mad.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Jen Psaki has jumped on the bandwagon to trash the Sydney Sweeney ad.
"Female athletes have been fighting this relentless and usually completely misogynistic sexualization of women's sports."
"That is what this ad reinforces."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

287 hah, thanks Sponge

Posted by: the barrel will never have 88C+u! at September 18, 2026 10:44 AM (88C+u)

288 264 america's fish.
planet america.

Posted by: cmeat at September 18, 2026 10:44 AM (Bep7s)

289 286 Look out! Psuki Psaki is mad.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Jen Psaki has jumped on the bandwagon to trash the Sydney Sweeney ad.
"Female athletes have been fighting this relentless and usually completely misogynistic sexualization of women's sports."
"That is what this ad reinforces."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

=======

I hope Edgar Wright gets that Barbarella movie going soon so I can actually see Sweeney in something I'm interested in seeing.

Madame Web was...not good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:44 AM (+a7XK)

290 Four.

I have four Hammer films left to watch.

Almost done...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:40 AM (+a7XK)


I thought the Hammer movie series ended at-

"Hammer 3: The Board"

it bombed at the box office.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 10:45 AM (iJfKG)

291 "Errorick Errorickson is an overflowing adult diaper."

Fixed it for us

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 10:45 AM (QM44n)

292 It’s funny that on linked in I see a lot of people saying how much new investment is coming into Canada from Europe. So take that you dumb Yanks!!

They really believe they can win a trade war with the most powerful economy in the world. I guess the cold really does make people retarded.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 10:45 AM (Bl+DZ)

293 @WesternLensman
Jen Psaki has jumped on the bandwagon to trash the Sydney Sweeney ad.
"Female athletes have been fighting this relentless and usually completely misogynistic sexualization of women's sports."
"That is what this ad reinforces."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)



Sex sells. It always has. It always will. No matter how hard you try to fight it because you're a hideous scrunt no one pays attention to......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:45 AM (ccf/V)

294 "Errorick Errorickson is an overflowing adult diaper."

Fixed it for us
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 10:45 AM (QM44n)




Accepted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

295 I have no. 182 of the 250 posters Hammer produced for the abominable snowman. Not sure what that means.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 10:46 AM (2ap+5)

296 Every Democrat: Israel has no right to exist and Hamas is soooo groovy.

Also every Democrat: conservatives are Nazis

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 10:46 AM (Bl+DZ)

297 290
I thought the Hammer movie series ended at-

"Hammer 3: The Board"

it bombed at the box office.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 10:45 AM (iJfKG)

======

It continued to Hammer: The Claw Strike Back, but it was direct to video and only released in the UK, so no one remembers it.

They dropped the numbers after 7 in order to convince the audience that they didn't have to watch the others to enjoy the new entries.

It didn't work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:46 AM (+a7XK)

298 Look out! Psuki Psaki is mad.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Jen Psaki has jumped on the bandwagon to trash the Sydney Sweeney ad.
"Female athletes have been fighting this relentless and usually completely misogynistic sexualization of women's sports."
"That is what this ad reinforces."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:44 AM


Look out, everyone! The tits are not calm! I say again, the tits are not calm!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:47 AM (P6lWH)

299 I bought a mid-century teak and brass light fixture on Craigslist for $50 about ten years ago. Nifty look and came with two matching wall-mount candle holders. 6 light globes.

Posted by: Dane Geld at September 18, 2026 10:47 AM (Fn+3X)

300 Former Vice President Mike Pence has announced that he has no plans to run for President in 2028
Posted by: 88C+u

Due to popular demand?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

301 >"That is what this ad reinforces."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

Has Temu Peppermint Patty seen ESPN mags 'body' edition?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 10:47 AM (GTqXr)

302 That's good because I had no plans for voting for him.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 10:48 AM (QM44n)

303 It continued to Hammer: The Claw Strike Back, but it was direct to video and only released in the UK, so no one remembers it.

They dropped the numbers after 7 in order to convince the audience that they didn't have to watch the others to enjoy the new entries.

It didn't work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 10:46 AM


And the little known pr0n parody, Hammer VIII: Look at My Peen!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:48 AM (P6lWH)

304 I want to sign up for that gambling app just as a fuck you to the Psircling Back Pskais out there.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 10:48 AM (Bl+DZ)

305 Jack Straw, IMO flounder caught and cooked within 30-45 minutes is the absolute.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2026 10:49 AM (LHPAg)

306 I feel a kinship with Amy Acton and her drunkenness and substance abuse, but will hold my nose and vote for Jeet anyway.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 10:49 AM (2ap+5)

307
Look out, everyone! The tits are not calm! I say again, the tits are not calm!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:47 AM (P6lWH)



I searched 'Jen Psaki tits' and there's a fake of her topless standing behind the White House press podium.


Made me laugh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:50 AM (ccf/V)

308 Jen Psaki has jumped on the bandwagon to trash the Sydney Sweeney ad.
"Female athletes have been fighting this relentless and usually completely misogynistic sexualization of women's sports."
"That is what this ad reinforces."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

Okay then Jen!
Show us YOUR tits!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 10:50 AM (Sco7b)

309 Has Marie Harf jumped into the Sweeney "controversy"?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind at September 18, 2026 10:51 AM (Fn+3X)

310
Has Temu Peppermint Patty seen ESPN mags 'body' edition?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 18, 2026 10:47 AM (GTqXr)



It's hilarious that Sweeny posted those covers in her X feed in response.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:51 AM (ccf/V)

311 Former Vice President Mike Pence has announced that he has no plans to run for President in 2028

The surprising thing here is that there was someone to hear his announcement. Maybe he did it over a Walmart loudspeaker.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 10:51 AM (wqxxA)

312 Third artist in a row who died from complications of appendicitis.

I suspected it yesterday. You've hit on it for sure.
Now, about that "predictive validity"...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 18, 2026 10:52 AM (zdLoL)

313
The surprising thing here is that there was someone to hear his announcement. Maybe he did it over a Walmart loudspeaker.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 10:51 AM (wqxxA)



"Attention K-Mart shoppers. There's a blue light special in aisle 8. And Mike Pence isn't running for president."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:52 AM (ccf/V)

314 300 Former Vice President Mike Pence has announced that he has no plans to run for President in 2028
Posted by: 88C+u


So you're saying I've got a chance?

Posted by: Asa Hutchinson at September 18, 2026 10:53 AM (brIJB)

315 Okay then Jen!
Show us YOUR tits!!
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 10:50 AM (Sco7b)

Hard pass

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 10:53 AM (fGj4e)

316 Has Marie Harf jumped into the Sweeney "controversy"?
Posted by: Inquiring Mind at September 18, 2026


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Marie used to have that Hot Librarian thing going on. How is she nowadays?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:53 AM (wzUl9)

317
So you're saying I've got a chance?
Posted by: Asa Hutchinson at September 18, 2026 10:53 AM (brIJB)



Step aside, piker.

Posted by: Ralph Nader at September 18, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)

318 Jen Psaki has jumped on the bandwagon to trash the Sydney Sweeney ad.
"Female athletes have been fighting this relentless and usually completely misogynistic sexualization of women's sports."


For the last time, Jen, we are not going to select you.

Posted by: The Swedish Bikini Team at September 18, 2026 10:53 AM (wqxxA)

319 If the Necromonicon possessed Mike Pence, would we know?
"Oh no, he's spouting gibberish and turning on his friends!"

Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:53 AM (88C+u)

320 Shaggy has gone bad!

https://tinyurl.com/4cwzreve

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

321 Lots of great childhood memories around fishing, shooting, general outdoors stuff. Things that make leftist heads explode today. Good times.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 10:35 AM (P6lWH)

Yup. Some people are shocked when I tell them my mom taught me how to shoot.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2026 10:54 AM (g8Ew8)

322 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I guess I missed Pence's big announcement eh? What ever will I do???
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2026 10:54 AM (2WIwB)

323 300 Former Vice President Mike Pence has announced that he has no plans to run for President in 2028
Posted by: 88C+u

He also announced he's decided not to get pregnant, not to try out for the US hockey team or run for Miss America.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

324 I love sporting clays and my wife and kids like fishing, so our membership at Hill'n Dale in Medina remains an approved expense.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 10:56 AM (2ap+5)

325 283. So whomever wrote that doesn't know jack-sh@t about building maintenance.
Posted by: s_tenhoff

The contractors working doing repairs and other work were not necessarily unprotected under the asbestos standards. Often sampling - or lack thereof - was the issue.

However, Trump is proposing closing the Kennedy Center to protect the general public in the theaters and main exhibit areas.

Contractors are protected by federal (occupational safety and health) standards, as you well know. Members of the general public are NOT so protected.

And Congress' S&H program, despite Bernie's big mouth, is/was "lacking" at best.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 10:56 AM (NFX2v)

326 I just watched the hour long interview of Hasan Piker on Axios.

I can sum up.

When America does things I don't like, the response is understandable. IE 911, Kirk, etc.

When I do things people don't like, I have no responsibility for anything that happens and I am a victim.

The guy is not super bright. But sure can play vidya games!

Posted by: MJ at September 18, 2026 10:57 AM (XOmY9)

327
The guy is not super bright. But sure can play vidya games!
Posted by: MJ at September 18, 2026 10:57 AM (XOmY9)



The Liberal Hivemind points out that he's really f*cking stupid quite often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:58 AM (ccf/V)

328 Piker, that is. He's quite the piker.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 10:58 AM (ccf/V)

329 I'm glad I was late here this morning and didn't have to perch on my chair reading a bunch of fish puns.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2026 10:58 AM (2WIwB)

330 With a name like "Piker," it's hard to take him seriously from the get-go. Then he opens his trap and removes all doubt.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

331 >>Morning thread got me to look up who Macklemore is...and he's gay Eminem isn't he?


He is a Disruptor.

His shtick is to shove [current thing] down the audience's throat, and when some of them complain, the woke mob swarms to demonize him.

Previously, he had a song w/an LGBTQ activist singer celebrating queer love. When they performed it at the Grammies (because of course it was nominated), dozens of gay couples positioned themselves throughout the venue, and then they paused the song to perform a mass gay marriage ceremony. Captive audience, that no doubt included some conservative Gospel and Country artists, were forced to participate.

He is an a$$hole activist from Seattle, and he will do something just as obnoxious when the next [new thing] comes along. It's not about SSM or Palestine, it's about making a normal event into and activist brawl, where others are forced to support or be eaten by the mob. The mob is already busy destroying Ed Sheeran.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 10:58 AM (rOKnE)

332 Pike fish >>>> Piker

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:59 AM (wzUl9)

333 flounder caught and cooked within 30-45 minutes

Well yes, you have to get them before they turn.
A little Flounder humor there.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 18, 2026 10:59 AM (zdLoL)

334 Yup. Some people are shocked when I tell them my mom taught me how to shoot.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2026 10:54 AM


The same type look at the RMBS Mom funny when she tells them I taught her to shoot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 11:00 AM (P6lWH)

335 Well yes, you have to get them before they turn.
A little Flounder humor there.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 18, 2026


***
"Fan mail from some flounder?"
( -- Bullwinkle J. Moose)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:00 AM (wzUl9)

336 Pike seems like the white whale of Ohio fishing. Lots of bass and cat, but everyone is fishing for Muskie.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 18, 2026 11:00 AM (2ap+5)

337 Erickson is too dumb to know that no matter what they pay him and how useful he is, they will discard him as a Nazi white supremacist and put him and his family in the ground while pissing on their corpses as soon as they can.
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Oh that's true.

He was shitting on Mike Lee's chief of staff for calling him out and unfollowing him--"you should listen to me because these people will come after Mike as well 'cause they don't view him as Christian."

Oh?
Oh really?!

You mean just like your shitbag self was doing just a few months back?
The whole self-righteous evangelical holy roller bullshit of "only we get to decide who is a real Christian."

That braindead duffus doesn't even know half the shit he spews out of his mouth.
But, like any good lefty, he's damned confident about it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 11:01 AM (3cUTc)

338 Noodus throckmortonii

And I guess it's too late to make an Edmund Muskie joke.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 11:01 AM (wzUl9)

339 Worser and worser.

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Somehow, it gets worse…
Devlin says that mid-trial, the [Lindsay Clancy] jurors already planned to do one big joint interview about postpartum
Literally activists disguised as jurors

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 11:01 AM (ndZc7)

340 >> Jen Psaki has jumped on the bandwagon to trash the Sydney Sweeney ad.
"Female athletes have been fighting this relentless and usually completely misogynistic sexualization of women's sports."
"That is what this ad reinforces."


Odd that Psaki felt the need to weigh in, eh?
The Sweeney hate is not normal.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 11:02 AM (rOKnE)

The Morning Report — 9/ 18 /26

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Good morning kids. continuing with the theme over this past week of our corrupt judicial system, we have a bit of encouraging news, not that I expect real justice to be served, but still...


Earlier this week, a federal judge made a shocking charge: Larry Krasner, Philadelphia’s district attorney for nearly a decade, may be guilty of “perjury, conspiracy, or obstruction of justice.” Judge Paul Diamond referred Krasner and one of his top deputies, Matthew Stiegler, to the U.S. Attorney’s Office to investigate potential federal crimes.

As we all know, or should know Krasner is a bought and paid for agent provocateur of anti-American traitor and bustout proud admitted Nazi war criminal/collaorator George Soros. Here's a bit of Krasner's rap sheet courtesy of the invaluable DiscovertheNetworks. Keep this website handy as it is a go-to resource of the who's who of traitors destroying America from within


Running as a Democrat, Krasner stated that his top priority as District Attorney “will be ending mass incarceration in Philadelphia.” Said his campaign website: “The cost of imprisoning one person for a year pays the salary of a young public school teacher, social worker, or police officer engaging in appropriate community policing. Resources could instead be invested in job training and addiction treatment. Mass incarceration simply won’t heal our torn social fabric, and does not make us safer.”
...Policy of Non-Prosecution & Non-Incarceration Krasner was sworn in as Philadelphia D.A. on January 1, 2018. Soon thereafter, he issued a non-prosecution policy memo to the attorneys in his office, mandating that criminal prosecutions for various offenses should be either minimized or abolished altogether. As a result of Krasner’s new guidelines, it became commonplace for the Philadelphia D.A. office to drop criminal charges against even the most dangerous defendants. Between January and September of 2020, for example, Krasner’s office dropped charges on more than 60% of all shooting cases in the city, as well as 37% of illegal firearms cases.

THIS TWISTED Bastard and his coven have devoted themselves to the destabilization of society which has the net effect of destroying it, the goal of the Anti-American American Left and Democrat Party for decades.

Again as we all know or should know, besides Krasner, every major and many minor urban areas as well as states have DAs and Attorneys General bought and paid for by George Soros.


The Democrat Party and Its Supporters Are a Hive, Part Three
Completing analysis of the modern American leftwing power network.

Progressive DA network: The Hive’s investment in local prosecutorial elections transforms local law enforcement into a policy instrument—declining to prosecute certain categories of offense (shoplifting below $950 in California, drug possession, trespassing) effectively nullifies legislation.


Yeah, surprise surprise, this is who they have running for senator in Arkansas


Arkansas Democrat Senate nominee Hallie Shoffner vowed to "redirect" the "considerable resources of the federal government" away from "punishment" and toward "treatment and compassion" as part of a push to spend taxpayer money "in an equitable fashion," video footage reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon shows.

Meh this filthy slag is representative of every single Democrat running for office at every level. Compassion for the criminals and degenerates but not for the victims, since We the People are the criminals who have to be punished for the original sin of America as founded


Until they're forced to whistle a different tune.

Minister at Talarico’s Austin Church Says Woke Senate Hopeful is Shifting Positions to Win Over Moderate Voters “I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he’ll change his tune back to where he was," said Reverand Babs Miller, 83, a lesbian minister at the parish at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church.

Somebody please for the love of all that is just and good reassure me that this bastard doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of actually winning a senate seat in Texas. ¡Hay Caramba!

The radical ally of Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed said in an interview Thursday that the United States has committed more terrorism than the radical Islamic group behind 9/11. 
Hasan Piker told Axios that, “pound for pound,” the United States had killed more people than al-Qaeda, the organization that plotted and carried out the September 11, 2001, terror attacks. Piker, a popular leftist streamer who once said America “deserved 9/11,” has campaigned alongside El-Sayed. 


SO why am I getting so exercised about Krasner and his ilk since El-Sayed and the Muslims will have us all under Sharia Law once they gain power. No way Krasner will face any real justice but once the head-choppers and clit-clippers rule the roost his head will roll soon thereafter as history has shown us time and again once allies of convenience are no longer needed.

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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

3 Very happy to see you Mr. Sefton! Thank you for the excellent MR.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:12 AM (svKyi)

4 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

5 Good morning! Happy birfday JJ! That's a whole lotta news to cull through.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 07:15 AM (3Ope8)

6 Happy Friday!

Got an interview this morning, prayers please that if it's the right one it go well, if it's the wrong one they let me know quickly. And some prayers for the other ones letting me twist in the wind to make up their minds and communicate, would be appreciated too.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 07:15 AM (aJQbY)

7 Thank you, JJ!

gut Shabbes, and happy weekend to you, too!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY)

8 Willowed:

Made the decision to run a whispering campaign to win a write-in vote for a minor local office. I would work with the guy that replaced me when my health led me to resign during my second term.

It is a thankless public job, but, if well done, keeps my property values up.

In the Primary, with no name on the ballot, the highest write-in vote person had 3 votes. This is a case of your "friends" putting your name on the ballots. Sorta the reverse of a popularity contest. No one wrote my name in during the primary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

9 It isn't really a law if it is not enforced.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:17 AM (RIvkX)

10 Good Morning all! I hope it works out RD.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 18, 2026 07:18 AM (Q/FnY)

11 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2026 07:20 AM (I43vL)

12 “This might be the most insane sentence related to the Hamas terrorist attack on October 7th yet.”
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Stop pretending these people are "crazy" or "mistaken" when they are expressing their closely-held beliefs and state them out loud.

We have been told that believing what they themselves tell us is somehow immoral.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

13 Happy Friday, folks! I've had coffee, I'm wearing my Hawaiian shirt and I can face the day.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:21 AM (BpO1e)

14 Mister Scott

No twirling. Hope Rosasharn is doing OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

15 Salty crush the opposition.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:22 AM (RIvkX)

16 Crossroads Trump says he has a ‘big decision’ coming up on Iran: ‘Do I want to go in and annihilate them?’

I can't help but get the feeling that America was envious of Russia being in an endless and pointless low intensity "war", but improving on it by only grinding on the matériel, and losing political power rather than also ending blood lines.

To the point that Congress would step in and say "Stop It" and cut off the funding. That is an absolute certainty if the US votes in a Communist controlled House a/o Senate.

The endless war strategery could have worked this time: because of war we need to wave off the litigation and red tape to open up domestic REM mining and other impediments that are cast aside when on a war footing.

But Congress and half the population hates America more than their own macro economic and social survival.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:24 AM (U4c/V)

17 It isn't really a law if it is not enforced.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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The corrolary to that, we have a gazillion “Rules” that are de facto laws. If one can be arrested or charged or fined for breaking a “rule”…. And they are often just conjured up by unelected nutbars. Some regulation is always necessary of course’but everything has gone to plaid.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:25 AM (fqXHl)

18 San Franpsycho

Thank you. No need to crush people. We need to work together and not make enemies.

All I need is one more vote than anyone else and I then hold the title. And get another Certificate to put in my I-Love-Me room's walls. As an elected official, I get a fancy Certificate from the County Clerk's office.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

19 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 18, 2026 07:27 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Nothing is all I want.

Posted by: A true Zen saying at September 18, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi)

21 The person who always says that

A ship is usually safer in harbor, but it needs to go to sea to serve it's purpose.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

22 I have my citation from Gavin framed somewhere in a box in the garage. There's one from DOJ too. Mrs. F. is aching to trash them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

23 "Thank you. No need to crush people. We need to work together and not make enemies."

Somewhere ZOD weeps

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2026 07:31 AM (j10i6)

24 >Scientists Discover New Wild Cat Species for First Time in 100 Years
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guys it's a cat

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 07:32 AM (ZxPkt)

25 We need to work together and not make enemies.
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*sulks*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

26 Driving past a gas station sign is like looking at a weather barometer for our national economy. Worse, it’s also a barometer for the likely outcome of the midterm elections. And that’s a shame for any number of reasons.

This is a classic example of propaganda. If you are not constantly immersed in the political social media world, it is not a natural connection of high gasoline prices mean vote for a different party.

This is projection based on being far too stupid to realize that if you make that association you are following a crafted narrative by a party that as a matter of deliberate policy sadistically increases gasoline prices—simply because its a flex.

Remember the "I Did That" Joe Biden pump stickers? It had no real political value, but it made the political neurotics in the Demonic Party seethe. Which I believe was the actual point. It didn't educate anyone, it was a meme to put some of the more volatile Leftists on tilt.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:33 AM (a3CJ+)

27 Boswell

Ha! He has traded planning an Aztec Pyramid leading to an alter of blood for a pleasant retirement with family. He was seduced by the nice side, with cookies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

28 This has got to be the most low intensity kinetic war ever. The major battles are being fought in forensic accounting, cyberspace and intelligence.

The armed forces are always getting deployed somewhere. Comes with enlistment.
If you haven't noticed the realignment of geopolitics , you just aren't looking.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:34 AM (+fpfy)

29 Ha! He has traded planning an Aztec Pyramid leading to an alter of blood for a pleasant retirement with family. He was seduced by the nice side, with cookies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

Ha - so retirement can be cool and groovy if we just treat each other fairly!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2026 07:35 AM (j10i6)

30 San Franpsycho

I won my first election by 56 votes. The first three years I lowered my slice of the mill levy, because I was a better manager. I was unopposed for reelection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

31 The troll is such a disgusting pig

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

32 And get another Certificate to put in my I-Love-Me room's walls.

What a great way to boost self esteem by dedicating a room in the house as a personal self glorifying shrine! 👍

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:37 AM (a3CJ+)

33 Boswell

You will have to ask Zod how many times he needs to hug it out these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

34 It's a little early in the day for this, isn't it?

Posted by: the troll's jerksock at September 18, 2026 07:38 AM (Q+gd/)

35 24 >Scientists Discover New Wild Cat Species for First Time in 100 Years
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guys it's a cat
Posted by: Don Black


KITTY! I want to boop the nose!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:38 AM (BpO1e)

36 You will have to ask Zod how many times he needs to hug it out these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

Wow...who knew that Zod would finally succumb to "bright" side!

Never see him here anymore, though...must be too busy with those hugs!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2026 07:39 AM (j10i6)

37 Warren Buffet announced he is retiring, effective immediately.

"Berkshire under Buffett’s tenure posted a 19.7% compounded annual return to shareholders, nearly double the return of the S&P 500."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:40 AM (riQsQ)

38 Paul just crossed a very bright line. This fucker needs to be banned right now. Not 30 minutes from now but NOW.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (+fpfy)

39 Detroit News Endorses Mike Rogers, Raises Concerns About El-Sayed’s Deleted History

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In the comments, someone said the endorsement wouldn't matter because Tucker Carlson endorsed the dirty islamist...and Tucker "commands a massive audience of ex-Trump voters."

I didn't know if they were being sarcastic or that truly braindead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (qBdHI)

40 Yonder Horde

On the surveillance front, a hacking collective stole, not destroyed, an intact Flock camera sometime in the last week or so. They opened it up and copied all of it's running software, then went to work on it.

They released their findings the other day. There are a number of sites out there that have the story, if you are interested. 404media was one such site.

I'll not link to it, but I did not get any weird stuff on my PC from it.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 07:42 AM (2Cry5)

41 Did You Know?

“Millage” rate on your property tax is derived from “Mill” or per thousand. Once used in accounting too, for large corporations when the dollar was really worth something. 1/1000th of a dollar. It GM could save a few mills on some part or component assembly, it starts to add up after a few million units.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:43 AM (fqXHl)

42 I didn't know if they were being sarcastic or that truly braindead.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (qBdHI)
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It's the same yada-yada crowd of propagandists talking, the ones who eagerly announce every month or so that the walls are finally closing in on Trump, his voters are abandoning the Republican Party, and trans-rights are human rights.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:44 AM (riQsQ)

43 If you haven't noticed the realignment of geopolitics , you just aren't looking.

There is no need for a war to get realignments. The US was in a "war" drought in Trump 1.0 and we got the Abrahamic Accords.

There was realignment during the Climate Change™ scam, the Covid-1984™ coup d'etat, there is another for Tariffs, another for Belt & Road Initiative. The whole Donroe Doctrine of the Communist rejecting wave in so many countries in the Western Hemisphere had nothing to do with cleaning up after Israel's head strike adventure in Iran.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:47 AM (nAS9C)

44 May those of The Tribe have a peaceful Yom Kippur fast this coming Monday. Shabbat Shalom, y'all.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2026 07:48 AM (JNTt1)

45 personal self glorifying shrine! 👍
Posted by: Community Notes

Eh. It's really for the gold-diggers to see.

My late wife had turned her office into a shrine to her accomplishments. I learned from her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

46 Here's a tell on Media Manipulation: Saying Talarico is winning. falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus False in one, false in all.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 07:49 AM (dtajH)

47 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

48 Community Notes, your last sentence tells me there is no use engaging conversation with you.

Have a nice day.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:50 AM (+fpfy)

49 Ignoramus

More and more people are seeing this. Their once robust industry is cratering.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

50 The UN, home to the UNWRA Hamas terrorists and the infamous Haiti "peacekeepers", issued a report today claiming the US is committing "some" war crimes in Iran.

My irony meter is broken, so all I can do is laugh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:50 AM (k+wO+)

51 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

🥃

We finally had rain, and the cows are happy in the fields around me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

52 The UN, home to the UNWRA Hamas terrorists and the infamous Haiti "peacekeepers", issued a report today claiming the US is committing "some" war crimes in Iran.

Say it with me now. US out of the UN; UN out of the US.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 07:52 AM (3Ope8)

53 Huck Follywood

The only reason Rubio does not vacate the UN HQ in NY is to hoover up all the back-channel Intel from the diplomats.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

54 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:53 AM (fqXHl)

55 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 07:53 AM (ohcCe)

56 CrotchetyOldJarhead

It would make NYC easier to govern without all that diplomatic immunity crime.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

57 Common Tater

What have you done to Captain Obvious?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

58 NaCly, we have not had any rain and are tinder box dry.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:55 AM (+fpfy)

59 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 07:56 AM (77rzZ)

60 They are trying to pass a parcel tax here to "support Muni" by saying property values will go down if they cut service further.

Howzabout collecting fares instead?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

61 Ben Had, sorry to report all your rain belong to us up here in mid-Atlantic New Jersey. Very wet summer and now fall.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:57 AM (k+wO+)

62 TGIF, all!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE)

63 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 07:58 AM (TjuhY)

64 As CBS News reported Thursday evening, a recent federal ruling that significantly eased some of the restrictions on short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns, and suppressors was in the crosshairs of several DOJ lawyers who claimed that federal firearms prosecutions are suffering as a result of the ruling by Trump-appointed U.S. District Judge James Wesley Hendrix, who operates out of the Northern District of Texas.

People who are being prosecuted for actions which are constitutionally protected are having an easier time defending themselves. Government persecutors aghast.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

65 where the top-ranking Jewish official broke out a Hebrew lesson to proclaim himself, because of his last name, a “shomer Yisroel.” Shomer is the Hebrew word for guard.

Mi yishmor al hashomrim

Posted by: Mitch at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)

66 It is pretty good stuff!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (fqXHl)

67 Putin, in furtherance of his divorce from Europe, is seizing Nestle Company assets in Russia. I guess he has an overwhelming desire to run a cookie company.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (k+wO+)

68 Ben Had

The lying liars that lie in the National Weather Service say you should bet more precipitation than normal this winter. Just looked for the long-range forcast to confirm, and there was no link to that product.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

69 federal firearms prosecutions are suffering
=====================
maybe the point is starting to get through to them....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:00 AM (OSZOS)

70 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

71 Beth Barnes, the gal who founded and leads METR, the organization being proposed ro regulate AI - and control the world by default - is a freaking idiot.

This would be a funny cringe TED talk )?)/speech if the stakes weren't so serious:


Here is Beth Barnes, the Effective Altruist CEO of METR, explaining how immigration controls are immoral, and that future generations will be embarrassed by the past existence of borders.

This is who Anthropic wants as the "independent" overseer of all frontier AI models.


https://tinyurl.com/msy5xpwv

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:01 AM (rOKnE)

72 I would like to put a recommendation in for Pressure (2026). Very enjoyable, just a normal movie without any bs and well done.

I think the Ike character could have been written a bit better but other than that a nicely accomplished film.

Seems so rare these days but it was good.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:02 AM (n9/RG)

73 {{{Lizzy}}}

*Hands out festive little hat*

Party On!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

74 >>Say it with me now. US out of the UN; UN out of the US.



THIS!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (rOKnE)

75 where the top-ranking Jewish official broke out a Hebrew lesson to proclaim himself, because of his last name, a “shomer Yisroel.” Shomer is the Hebrew word for guard.

Mi yishmor al hashomrim
Posted by: Mitch at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)
====
Schumer is always spouting that b.s. He's a total pussy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

76 You will need to kill them before they kill you.

הבא להורגך השכם להורגו

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:05 AM (P3X50)

77 Huck Follywood

This is the plan in China as well. Does not give one a reason to invest or build in either Russia or China.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

78 11 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Eek! My nightmare continues!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (Fn+3X)

79 Good morning Horde, happy Friday. Hope you all have a great weekend. Thx JJ for all the reports.
Warren Buffet is stepping down as chairman of Berkshire Hathaway, a son is taking over. He has one son who has chosen my city for his leftist largesse with the money daddy gave him to "do good". Helped finance a radio station, a laundry and now some facility about a half mile from me. He calls it a " makers facility" . Allegedly going to teach jobs to the underprivileged and to do Internet work. Frankly I think it will end up a mess , but it did provide construction jobs rehabbing an old factory building

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (oUMhY)

80 Ben Had

Found the long-range forecasts, and the prediction is a wetter than average winter for you and I.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

81 The British government, having run out of other peoples money, is apparently going to start burning the furniture, ie, taxing houses twice if people VRBO those houses. Localities very reasonably respond that new tax law, if enacted, will end VRBO-type rentals and destroy local tourism all over England, but especially in the southern coastal regions where the tourism economy is all they have. Poverty ahead.

What a mess of a country.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (OSZOS)

82 Say it with me now. US out of the UN; UN out of the US.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 07:52 AM (3Ope
====
I've been saying that exact thing for years.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2026 08:07 AM (JNTt1)

83 69 federal firearms prosecutions are suffering
=====================
maybe the point is starting to get through to them....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:00 AM (OSZOS)
----
It's funny because DOJ's Civil Rights Division now has a Second Amendment Section and, buhlieve me, that's a choir that don't need no preaching to.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:07 AM (SgdqL)

84 Wait. We are constantly admonished by our betters there is no objective “truth” or reality. There’s no right or wrong.

But weirdly enough, the people who think this way claim they are always right, and everyone else is always wrong. In a world where there is no score, they are batting a thousand.

We’ll just keep our borders, Bitch.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 08:08 AM (fqXHl)

85 Piper's going to buy one of those new Bolivian Tiger Cats, isn't she?

Posted by: Feline Defense Fund at September 18, 2026 08:08 AM (Fn+3X)

86 where the top-ranking Jewish official broke out a Hebrew lesson to proclaim himself, because of his last name, a “shomer Yisroel.” Shomer is the Hebrew word for guard.

Mi yishmor al hashomrim
Posted by: Mitch at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)
====

Schumer is always spouting that b.s. He's a total pussy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)
-

Schumer said that? How ironic. The modern Hebrew word from the same root for political "conservatives" is "shamranim" (שמרנים.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (P3X50)

87 Huck, I'm happy for anyone that gets replenishing rain. Glad you are enjoying it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (+fpfy)

88 I too liked Pressure.

From what I know about Ike he was cool and unflappable under pressure. Is this right? Brendan plays him as emotional, which I suppose you need to do to make him an interesting character.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (dtajH)

89 [p]@spencerpratt
Karen Bass suddenly stepped down from LAHSA a few days ago. Today, HUD Secretary Turner just revealed that $75M of fraud was laundered through LAHSA.

Probably nothing!


Please please please let this be the fist shot in a huge take-down of LA homeless NGO/government fraud!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:10 AM (rOKnE)

90 Feline Defense Fund

Piper can skin a few, and model the coat.
Or use AI on the pattern, then make that coat. With matching print yoga pants.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

91 I didn't know if they were being sarcastic or that truly braindead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (qBdHI)

Hate to ask but what is the logic in that anyway?

An endorsement doesn't matter because there's another endorsement in the opposite direction?

I know I shouldn't ask for sense from the lying left but I do wonder. Wouldn't two endorsements for the same thing be better than two at loggerheads?

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (n9/RG)

92 The British government....

What a mess of a country.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (OSZOS)
-

Which way, America?

(Wow! Huck's hash is IBM-algorithm'd.)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (P3X50)

93 The County Clerk is a Cluck.

Posted by: Courting Disaster at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (Fn+3X)

94 I too liked Pressure
-----------------------------

Never cared for Billy Joel myself

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (bwAim)

95 >>*Hands out festive little hat*

Party On!




Heck, yeah!!
*puts on 70's funk station*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (rOKnE)

96 NaCly, I'm putting in my request with the weather control guys .

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (+fpfy)

97 Huck, I'm happy for anyone that gets replenishing rain. Glad you are enjoying it.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (+fpfy)
=================
Well ma'am, I believe a little share and share-alike would be OK. We're getting maybe a little more than we actually need.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (OSZOS)

98 Ignoramus

Ike was emotional as heck. But he hid it. At a high cost to him.

His health suffered from that pressure, all those cigarettes, and lack of rest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

99 The County Clerk is a Cluck.

Posted by: Courting Disaster at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (Fn+3X)
-

What about the Sheriff?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (P3X50)

100 McConnell, 84, looked “noticeably more frail”

Judges would have accepted DEAD

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

101
95 >>*Hands out festive little hat*

Party On!




Heck, yeah!!
*puts on 70's funk station*
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (rOKnE)


WBLS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)

102 Huck, I start holding my breath in early October that we don't get rain during the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (+fpfy)

103 Ben Had

We survived that before. In the barn huddled for warmth, telling stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

104 Huck, I start holding my breath in early October that we don't get rain during the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (+fpfy)
====================
Drink more and you won't notice!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:15 AM (OSZOS)

105 98 Ignoramus

Ike was emotional as heck. But he hid it. At a high cost to him.

His health suffered from that pressure, all those cigarettes, and lack of rest.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

True story: My great-uncle was a senior economist in Ike's administration. As a Christmas present one year, he received a copy of Ike's watercolor portrait of Washington. My cousin gave me the print last year and it now hangs in my living room.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:17 AM (SgdqL)

106 I commented on the ont about video I saw of McConnell. He is more than "frail."

Alert but disoriented and unresponsive. He probably cannot speak anymore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

107 Huck, I start holding my breath in early October that we don't get rain during the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had
====================
Drink more and you won't notice!
Posted by: Huck Follywood


I got sunburnt last year. LOL. And I sat under a tree most of the time.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 08:18 AM (ohcCe)

108 WBLS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)
====

Very triggering

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

109 It would be darkly funny if Mitch left this mortal coil in December. He's gone from the Senate as of 1/1/27 , so Beshear wouldn't have the chance to appoint a temporary replacement

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (oUMhY)

110 A new wild cat species has been discovered for the first time in 100 years — the tilcayo tiger cat from the Bolivian Yungas.

What? New Pussycat

oh oh oh oh oh oh

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

111 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (ccf/V)

112 WLS, Chicago!

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

113 “The cost of imprisoning one person for a year pays the salary of a young public school teacher, social worker, or police officer engaging in appropriate community policing. Resources could instead be invested in job training and addiction treatment. Mass incarceration simply won’t heal our torn social fabric, and does not make us safer.”


Whom you don't have to worry about when the released criminal murders them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

114 I wish I could be at the Texas MoMe and show off my new PCP air rifle, a Qilin BPX. Unfortunately, I have a work commitment that I can't get out of.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (JNTt1)

115 Only 98 days to Christmas. What are you buying me?

Posted by: Fixed Income, Myself at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (Fn+3X)

116 WBLS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)

WBL (dont really) M

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur)

117 I saw The Clit Clippers open for Peter Murphy on his "Cuts You Up" tour in Belfast in 1991.

He was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Bag O' Dicks at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (cCXR+)

118 Fired federal "Institute Of Peace" employees somehow ginned up a theory that Trump is going to put his name on the office building where they used to go collect paychecks. Insanely, they are pooling their shekles and suing in hopes a federal judge can be swept into their conspiracy theory world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (OSZOS)

119 Today Is National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

120 > I commented on the ont about video I saw of McConnell. He is more than "frail."

Alert but disoriented and unresponsive. He probably cannot speak anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
--------------
It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak. Not too sure the "alertness" isn't drug induced.

The stress on the mind and body in this condition...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (2Cry5)

121 Whom you don't have to worry about when the released criminal murders them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)
======================
Profit!

Posted by: Larry Krasner at September 18, 2026 08:23 AM (OSZOS)

122 Few small prayers for Brit Lass would be appreciated. Appt with specialist today to see what's going on. I think she's okay but still it's a worry. Otherwise happy Friday people. This had been the longest week I'm telling you.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (n9/RG)

123 Say Goodbye to Hollywood...

The new Godzilla movie has an intimacy coordinator...

AMF

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

124 I was listening to Adam Carolla yesterday interviewing Dolph Lundgren and he was talking about going to Studio 54 with Grace Jones. I only went there once but I was the only celebrity there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

125 bonecrusher, next year!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:25 AM (+fpfy)

126 Prayer up, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ)

127 Funny we still call EBT "Food Stamps". An anachronism.

Posted by: Raleigh Coupon Saver at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (Fn+3X)

128 ..., Prayers ascending for you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (+fpfy)

129 >> I saw The Clit Clippers open for Peter Murphy on his "Cuts You Up" tour in Belfast in 1991.


Was that the one where he started singing "Indigo Eyes" and then the organizers chopped off his head for allegedly ogling the burka-clad locals?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (rOKnE)

130 >What? New Pussycat

oh oh oh oh oh oh

Posted by: r hennigantx
----

ok good one

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:27 AM (ZxPkt)

131 Nothing is all I want.
Posted by: A true Zen saying at September 18, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi)



Close enough........


https://youtu.be/xH9TRnRlAAM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

132 Was that the one where he started singing "Indigo Eyes" and then the organizers chopped off his head for allegedly ogling the burka-clad locals?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (rOKnE)
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I laughed but then I thought maybe she's serious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

133 I saw Tilcayo Tiger Cat open for Lili Von Shtupp at the Rock Ridge Omni back in '73.

What a show!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (SgdqL)

134 119 Today Is National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔
Posted by: redridinghood

Not Kosher. Pass.

Posted by: Rabbi Jacob at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)

135 115 Only 98 days to Christmas. What are you buying me?
Posted by: Fixed Income, Myself at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM

Leftover Halloween candy corn. The first week of November.

Posted by: Makes note in calendar at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Few small prayers for Brit Lass would be appreciated. Appt with specialist today to see what's going on. I think she's okay but still it's a worry. Otherwise happy Friday people. This had been the longest week I'm telling you.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (n9/RG)



I've had a few of those......


Godspeed and prayers to both of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

137 AOC announced she is going to campaign across New York State for local Democrats, now that she has time on her hands. She wants to be "Senator Occasional Cortex", instead of a lowly carpetbagging House Member.

Posted by: Larry Krasner at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (OSZOS)

138 "Cuts You Up" is a beautiful song

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (Fv808)

139 I have to guess the only reason they are keeping Mitch alive is to use his vote.

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ZxPkt)

140 filthy sock change

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (OSZOS)

141 Not Kosher. Pass.
Posted by: Rabbi Jacob at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)
=====

Have I told you the story about my first cheeseburger? It wasn't pretty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

142 Glitch does look like he's had a stroke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (HinvH)

143 139 I have to guess the only reason they are keeping Mitch alive is to use his vote.
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM

Where's Maxine?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Don Black, and to prevent Beshear appointing someone, yep.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (aJQbY)

145 Today Is National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔
Posted by: redridinghood



Excellent. My favorite food. Please get me a triple patty so I can REALLY get my meat fix on.

Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

146 > I have to guess the only reason they are keeping Mitch alive is to use his vote.
Posted by: Don Black
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I don't think he even has to be alive to use his vote.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2Cry5)

147 >>Fired federal "Institute Of Peace" employees somehow ginned up a theory that Trump is going to put his name on the office building where they used to go collect paychecks. Insanely, they are pooling their shekles and suing in hopes a federal judge can be swept into their conspiracy theory world.


A, at this point, I want Trump to put his name on half the buildings in DC to keep the locals triggered

B, IIRC, the Institute of Peace building was incredibly posh, with its staffers paid incredibly well whileno one outside of DC had ever heard of the place/part of the US government.

Also, that's the one that literally barricaded the doors to prevent DOGE from entering, right? They are a sketchy bunch who were obviously acting outside the law and using a ton of taxpayer money to do it.

A compromise: name it after Trump, then tear down their precious building!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:32 AM (rOKnE)

148
Have I told you the story about my first cheeseburger? It wasn't pretty.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)



I'm pretty sure mine was a green pepper welfare burger.


"Dat don' look like no McDonalds........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

149 Excellent. My favorite food. Please get me a triple patty so I can REALLY get my meat fix on.
Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM

Beat meat!

Posted by: TaliFREAKo at September 18, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

150 Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (n9/RG)
*****
Sending prayers, ...

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

151 Excellent. My favorite food. Please get me a triple patty so I can REALLY get my meat fix on.
Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)
===============
that proves it, Talarico is a real Texan!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:33 AM (Gj7Fw)

152 It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak. Not too sure the "alertness" isn't drug induced.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
______

The only reason I doubt that is because Beshear surely knew his true condition throughout. And if the turtle was non-responsive, Beshear would have just appointed someone and welcomed the court fight. He'd have been a dem hero for exposing it and it would have given his '28 run a huge boost. I don't think he would have passed up that opportunity.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 08:34 AM (XvL8K)

153 You on da welfare, you can't afford it....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:34 AM (HinvH)

154 It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak. Not too sure the "alertness" isn't drug induced.

Posted by: Martini Farmer



I'm betting he's on the 'Biden Cocktail' at this point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

155 >>Few small prayers for Brit Lass would be appreciated.

Will do!! Prayers for you, too, "..."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)

156 I guess I could eat a Cheez Whiz "cheeseburger" since it's not really cheese.

Posted by: Rabbi Jacob, Hangry Over Here at September 18, 2026 08:35 AM (Fn+3X)

157 AOC was in my city earlier this year with my Congress critter Pat Ryan. He's on MSNOW all the time bitching at Trump. He's a West Pointer who served two tours in Iraq, which he mentions at the drop of a hat. Both he and AOC are looking at higher office.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM (oUMhY)

158 My first cheeseburger was indeed at McDonald's drive thru. So the disaster was contained to the back seat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

159
Australian's New Athletic Technique Overwhelms Competitors in China!

https://tinyurl.com/353zcabw


The Aussies expected to use in the upcoming Olympics!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 08:37 AM (iJfKG)

160 Comedy gold would be Talarico given a tour of a packing house and taken out to the kill floor. Extra points if he gets to witness a Kosher kill.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2026 08:37 AM (gm9Sb)

161 Is a cheeseburger kosher if the meat’s not cooked? Asking for a friend.
— Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)

162 I have bad news,
The Democratic National Committee racked up two of its biggest grassroots fundraising months in a midterm cycle this summer, bringing in more than $14 million combined in July and August.

And, I have good news,
But the DNC’s strength with small-dollar donors doesn’t close the gaping hole in the party committee’s bank account, especially when compared to the Republican National Committee. As of July, the DNC had $16 million in cash on hand, but $18 million in debts. The RNC ended July with more than $130 million in cash.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (Gj7Fw)

163 Where's Mitch?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (5C90x)

164 What’s the Hebrew word for douchebag? I’d like to call Schumer that just so he can look it up. Ponce.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (3KiOA)

165 OMG, he actually did add his name!!!!
Magnificent b@stard!

https://www.usip.org/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:39 AM (rOKnE)

166 Thank you to my friends here. You guys are awesome and it really is appreciated.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:39 AM (n9/RG)

167 Maxine is working in Congress and continuing to make an ass of herself. She was screaming at Bessent the other day "reclaim my time". She ain't dead , but she might be animatronic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:39 AM (oUMhY)

168 >> You will be secure, because there is hope; you will look about you and take your rest in safety.

Job 11:18

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2026 08:41 AM (1YJqW)

169 ...

Prayers ascending for Brit Lass, you, and good outcomes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

170 Smell the Glove, I thought that was Pressley doing the screaming?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:41 AM (+fpfy)

171 >>WBLS

"You dropped a bomb on me, baby. . . "

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:42 AM (rOKnE)

172 157 AOC was in my city earlier this year with my Congress critter Pat Ryan. He's on MSNOW all the time bitching at Trump. He's a West Pointer who served two tours in Iraq, which he mentions at the drop of a hat. Both he and AOC are looking at higher office.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM (oUMhY)

How can you tell if someone went to West Point, Harvard, A&M, UCLA, Duke, or prison?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

173 Smell the Glove, I thought that was Pressley doing the screaming?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:41 AM (+fpfy)



She was. She's an obnoxious bitch, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

174 Why Egypt won’t touch Yemen - I read up some background on that once since a) inhibiting traffic through the Suez truly does cost them a lot of money, and b) by the numbers, they have one of the largest military forces in the region.

The reason - in the 60’s, Leader Nasser decided that Yemen was weak and that Egypt needed to expand its influence, so he ordered his clearly superior army to invade Yemen. What followed was called “Nasser’s Vietnam”, in which the mighty Egyptian army got its ass kicked. Many military careers were destroyed, Nasser fell from power later in the decade.

The Egyptian military is still scared to death of engaging with Yemen and will never go back, much like America would never fight another ground war in Vietnam.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 08:43 AM (sTKQb)

175 @170 Ben Had, she was screaming also. I sense a theme

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:43 AM (oUMhY)

176 Smell the Glove, I thought that was Pressley doing the screaming?
Posted by: Ben Had

Both did.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:43 AM (HinvH)

177 It was both Maxine and Ayanna Pressley.

Maxine was ranting about starving children in Cuba, and saying the Treasury should feed them. Very confusing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (Gj7Fw)

178 170 No, it was Maxine, screaming like she didn't get the right chicken nugget sauce.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (gm9Sb)

179
Where's Maxine?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)



A quick search.......


Congresswoman Maxine Waters has been "receiving specialized care" at a California memory facility for nearly four months, according to sources familiar with her "declining cognitive condition," raising serious questions about who has been "voting in her name" and "making statements to the press"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

180 May God be with you all this day and always. May your paths be straight, narrow and level. May He smile upon you, comfort you, heal you and nurture your soul. All that is good, all that is right, all that is just comes from our Lord, God and Savior in Heaven. Praise His holy name.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (1YJqW)

181 "Biden Cocktail"? Where do people come up with this crap? I'm sharp as a tack, ready to swim nekkid in front of female SS agents and shower with nubile, young relatives. Or your relatives, Fat!

Posted by: Joe, Champing At The Bit at September 18, 2026 08:45 AM (Fn+3X)

182 What’s the Hebrew word for douchebag? I’d like to call Schumer that just so he can look it up. Ponce.
Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (3KiOA)
====
There are so many but I will BD give the best ones.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

183 @174 Tom Servo, Nasser during that war, from 64-67 used poison gas against the Yemenis. His loss was further evidence that even big Islamic armies can't fight for shit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)

184 raising serious questions about who has been "voting in her name" and "making statements to the press"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

my guess is there are about 4 Million "voting in her name" in the next Presidential Election

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)

185 It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak.

He's on camera 'speaking'. He doesn't know what he's saying but his vocal chords work.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

186 But first coffee.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2026 08:47 AM (LHPAg)

187 Marcus T

Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

188 He's on camera 'speaking'. He doesn't know what he's saying but his vocal chords work.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
====

Did he respond to questions?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

189 Federal judges in Minnesota tasked with deciding a flood of habeas petitions challenging the detention of immigrants swept up during President Donald Trump's Operation Metro Surge weren't working entirely on their own — behind the scenes, they were regularly consulting one another through running email threads and developing tools to quickly handle recurring legal questions.

If you need to line up and shoot about 20 people how many shooters per receivers do you need on the shooting end?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:48 AM (/+uur)

190 Thank you all for telling me. I only saw the Pressley clip.

You are the best.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:49 AM (+fpfy)

191 The Trump administration has just made its most powerful move yet in the president’s long-running battle to ensure that the American government represents Americans.

It did so last week by proposing a rule that would require the Census Bureau to count only U.S. citizens and green card holders for apportionment purposes in the 2030 Census.

======================
Please Lord, let us win the next election and protect the changed Trump is making!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:49 AM (Gj7Fw)

192 Naming federal buildings...

Recall that the Kennedy Center was going/is going to have Trump's name on it too. There's been an ongoing fight with the KC board of directors, all leftists, about that. They voted to close the Center down. It's going to get renovated, it needs it, badly, and then re-open in a couple years, likely with Trump's name on it.

I presume Kennedy's name will remain. Who knows...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (2Cry5)

193 You age quickly after strokes or mini strokes. My step dad did. Looks like Glitch did.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (HinvH)

194 189 See the MG42 maschinegewehr.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (gm9Sb)

195 NYC has weird politics, and so by extension does NYS.
But NYS is tempered some by suburban and upstate potential voters. I say "potential" because Turnout matters so much.

My call: Bruce Blakeman will beat Hochul because of unexpected increased Turnout.

If he does, AOC's Senate dreams will be collateral damage.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (dtajH)

196 >>Abdul El-Sayed calls him "hilarious" and a "fellow Egyptian." Mehdi Hasan calls him a "good friend." But Bassem Youssef, known as "the Jon Stewart of the Arab world," is also an antisemitic conspiracy theorist who regaled Candace Owens with loony canards about Israel on her podcast.

Youssef asserted in the Jan. 29 interview that the 9/11 attacks were a "false flag" operation conducted by Israel. And he accused the Jewish state of fomenting other "false flag" attacks, including the Bondi Beach massacre in Australia, in which ISIS-inspired radicals murdered 15 people at a Hanukkah celebration on Dec. 14, 2025. . .

"I'm also really excited… you know Bassem Youssef, fellow Egyptian," said El-Sayed, who was born in Michigan to Egyptian immigrants. El-Sayed's mother worked for an Islamic nonprofit that was sanctioned for raising money for al Qaeda.

"He's hilarious," El-Sayed said of Youssef.


So. . . America deserved 9/11 but the dirty Joos did it?
Just leave, all of you, go back to Egypt, etc...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)

197 He's on camera 'speaking'. He doesn't know what he's saying but his vocal chords work.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
====

*Looks at ceiling. Whistles.*

Posted by: Deputy Fuhrer Melakon at September 18, 2026 08:51 AM (SgdqL)

198 It's a Trap!!!!!

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 08:52 AM (fcCLB)

199 Thanks salty! Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:52 AM (n9/RG)

200
So. . . America deserved 9/11 but the dirty Joos did it?
Just leave, all of you, go back to Egypt, etc...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)



They are here to take over and destroy. We're just not taking them at their word and putting them in positions of power.


And importing votes so they have a super majority in each town they spread to.


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

201 It's also,
Rice Krispie Treat Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

202 If you need to line up and shoot about 20 people how many shooters per receivers do you need on the shooting end?
Posted by: r hennigantx


One with a FRT and a 60 round magazine.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ohcCe)

203 Is Cheez Whiz food at all? Or is it a variation on expanding foam insulation in a can? Or Fix-A-Flat?

Posted by: Cheez It, The Cops! at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (Fn+3X)

204 He's on camera 'speaking'. He doesn't know what he's saying but his vocal chords work.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
====

Before the courts got involved, it was pure joy to listen to the local NPR outlet have to say "Trump-Kennedy Center" in its promos.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (SgdqL)

205 >>behind the scenes, they were regularly consulting one another through running email threads and developing tools to quickly handle recurring legal questions.


How is that not judicial insurrection?
Impeach all of them right now, then investigate to see what they can be charged with.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

206 My call: Bruce Blakeman will beat Hochul because of unexpected increased Turnout.

If he does, AOC's Senate dreams will be collateral damage.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 08:50 AM (dtajH)



Nah. He's not sexy enough for Republicans to come out and vote. I mean, 60% stayed home and let Mamcommie take NYC. It will be blasting the call to prayer 5 times a day before he's done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

207 Arkansas Democrat Senate nominee Hallie Shoffner vowed to "redirect" the "considerable resources of the federal government" away from "punishment" and toward "treatment and compassion" as part of a push to spend taxpayer money "in an equitable fashion," video footage reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon shows.
===================
I hope and pray Arkansans will reject this creepy bitch by big numbers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:55 AM (Gj7Fw)

208 Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)

Lizzy what's your call on Sayed. Are they gonna let him lose or shove him in?

I keep saying he's the lynchpin of the particular op we are in but day by day it's looking less and less likely for him to win and more like he's just there to "change the conversation". The man is way too polished, too masculine and on brand, to have just materialized.

I still feel like he's headed to the Senate by hook or crook. But I don't know because there is so much mindfuckery. Just wondering what you think. Not a "prediction" as such but what you think.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:55 AM (n9/RG)

209 Whoops! Cut and paste fail!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:55 AM (SgdqL)

210 You will need to kill them before they kill you.

הבא להורגך השכם להורגו
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:05 AM


These terms are acceptable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 08:55 AM (P6lWH)

211 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 18, 2026 08:56 AM (53oGX)

212 As an upstate NYer I'm voting for Blakeman. However the Dems have a supermajority in both the state Senate and the Assembly. They are getting further left as the DSA took a bunch of seats in both from NYC. They will be able to override any Blakeman veto.
If you think NY is bad , keep watching

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:56 AM (oUMhY)

213 201 It's also,
Rice Krispie Treat Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Ugh, Snap, Crackle, Pop mixed with Elmer's Glue! Not on my watch!

Posted by: Julia Stepchild at September 18, 2026 08:57 AM (Fn+3X)

214 >>They are here to take over and destroy. We're just not taking them at their word and putting them in positions of power.



Yup.
I don't take the "comedian" at his world - this is so typical, like Iran's Ahmadinejad who used to both deny the Holocaust while then asserting Hitler should've completed the job.

All lies, all the time.

It figures this Youssef character is pals with Medhi Hasan. Cannot believe Biden gave him citizenship, he is malodorous jerk,

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (rOKnE)

215 I hope and pray Arkansans will reject this creepy bitch by big numbers
----------------

I think when Democrats know a swat is a lost cause, they just throw in some crazy to please the base; like when they ran the transformer against Mitt Romney in Utah

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (11i8f)

216 RNC Research-

Michigan Democrat William Lawrence calls to erase all debt but has no idea how it would work:

“We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt...I don’t know the technical language but...a redistribution to the people who are indebted.”

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

217 Did he respond to questions?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)


No, he 'voted' on something verbally while in a committee meeting. He had to be prompted as to the 'correct' way to vote but he spoke so he can speak.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

218 John Rocker was right about NYC. It cannot die fast enough.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 18, 2026 09:00 AM (ca8Qt)

219 We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt.
-------

So theft

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:00 AM (n9/RG)

220 Cannot believe Biden gave him citizenship, he is malodorous jerk,
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (rOKnE)



Biden was just trying to fulfill the islhamic prophecy by destroying America from within allowing them to take over.

They're stupid enough to think they'll have a seat at the table when the takeover is complete.

They won't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

221 Michigan Democrat William Lawrence calls to erase all debt but has no idea how it would work:

“We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt...I don’t know the technical language but...a redistribution to the people who are indebted.”
Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)




this is right up there with Owebama's 'Trillion Dollar Coin' idea........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)

222 Some polling notes:
- many polls are showing no significant difference between likely voters and registered voters; some thing is broken
- 4 to 5 million illegals have left since 2024
- several million more voters have been removed from registrations
- pollsters appear to be using 2018 as a baseline*
- generic polling is widely ranging from +13 to +3 Dem
- Yet poll out of MN shows Rs tied or leading; indeed, every poll nearly everywhere is showing close races
- Rs have like a $1 billion cash advantage; and have just started spending (Dems have been spending all summer)
- watch where Trump goes and where he spends his money; some of it is just party service/building, some are feigns/overlapping media market; but some are where the real action is

*TX poll has the D win the Gov; has +38 D for independents! Beto was +3. LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (3cUTc)

223 Someone on X informed me that raising the Fed rate doesn't affect the debt and that I should stop spreading misinformation. I'm reminded of a quote by Reagan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

224 219 We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt.
-------

So theft
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:00 AM (n9/RG)

Contracts Clause?
Sounds like white supremacy to me!

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 18, 2026 09:02 AM (ca8Qt)

225 Someone on X informed me that raising the Fed rate doesn't affect the debt and that I should stop spreading misinformation. I'm reminded of a quote by Reagan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)



I'm in the middle of attempting to sell my house. The real estate market just shit the bed with the announcement of the 1/4 point increase. Oh, it effects the debt......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

226 >>>Did he respond to questions?

Posted by: San Franpsycho

>wharrgarbl

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 09:03 AM (5C90x)

227
>wharrgarbl
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 09:03 AM (5C90x)



So, they got an attempted 'harrumph' outta that guy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

228 He's a West Pointer who served two tours in Iraq, which he mentions at the drop of a hat. Both he and AOC are looking at higher office.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM


*channels inner Gunny Hartman*

You have dishonored yourself, and you have dishonored the Corps!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (P6lWH)

229 I just ignore the polls. Gas is expensive. The commies are revved up. And Republicans have failed to come up with a reason to vote for them. I think these misterns are going to be bloody as hell.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (11i8f)

230
You have dishonored yourself, and you have dishonored the Corps!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (P6lWH)



It's "corpse."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

231 >>I keep saying he's the lynchpin of the particular op we are in but day by day it's looking less and less likely for him to win and more like he's just there to "change the conversation". The man is way too polished, too masculine and on brand, to have just materialized.


Did you know he used to have a podcast under Crooked Media, the Obama bro company that started with Pod Save America? He's been in the Obama inner circle for a while.

I have no clue if he can win. Just saw on X that CNN's Dana Bash reported a new poll out of Michigan that 45% of the electorate would not vote for a Muslim candidate, and the lefty Detroit News endorsed Rogers.
Amazing!

However, Rogers had the election stolen last time (votes counted after election day reversed his win), so similar shenanigans would not surprise. The Obama machine wants him.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (rOKnE)

232 We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt.

Of the public debt, ~70% is held domestically by the Federal Reserve, mutual funds, pension funds, and banks...

Wiping that out would fuck over a whole lot of people.

As for wiping out personal debt... what about those of us who've avoided it? Guess we're just suckers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

233 Commerce Clause.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 09:06 AM (fcCLB)

234
As for wiping out personal debt... what about those of us who've avoided it? Guess we're just suckers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)



"Yep!"

- - - - - - - AWFL's at Neiman Marcus

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

235 It's "corpse."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:07 AM (P6lWH)

236 Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (rOKnE)


Didn't know that! This is why I ask you things. Many things making sense now.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:07 AM (n9/RG)

237 Haven't seen a single federal campaign sign in my part of NoVA. If the GOP is actually running anyone against Warner this fall, I don't know anything about it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 09:07 AM (SgdqL)

238 >>>So, they got an attempted 'harrumph' outta that guy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>All of those years conferring with McCain taught him something.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 09:08 AM (5C90x)

239 Blurry today.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 09:08 AM (fcCLB)

240 Chakra Release before Debt Release!

Posted by: Owl Gore, Earth In The Lurch at September 18, 2026 09:08 AM (Fn+3X)

241 Guden Tag, all y'all!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at September 18, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)

242 He's a West Pointer who served two tours in Iraq, which he mentions at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM

I'm so sick of these office-seekers touting their former military service. You served, great. Now shut up about it if you're only using it to get votes.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

243 North Texas man who threatened to shoot and kill Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents online has been sentenced to 17 months in federal prison.

Robert Wilson King, 36, pleaded guilty on June 16 to transmitting an interstate threat. U.S. District Judge Brantley Starr sentenced him on September 16 to 17 months behind bars, followed by two years of supervised release, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Texas.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

244 Thinking of data centers capable of storing incomprehensible amounts of digital info it occurs to me that ten to the hundredth power, or 10^100 (a 1 followed by 100 zeroes ) is called a googol... Duh!

Has that been the plan all along and it was right there in front of us?

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:10 AM (I0N4X)

245
Macklemore???


Macklemore or Schmekelmore?


You decide!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 09:10 AM (iJfKG)

246 “I used to work campaigns, Hasan, and I have to tell you, if I was a strategist or a consultant or the political director on one of these campaigns, I would absolutely be telling my people to disavow you,” Sanders Townsend told Piker in an interview on her “Clock It” podcast, which she co-hosts with Eugene Daniels. “I really would, because we wanna win! We wanna win, and so, like, if you’re not gonna help people win, distance.”

Piker acknowledged the disagreement between them as Townsend continued, “I’ve elected people, though. You’ve never elected anybody.”…

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

247 Here in Arkansas, Cotton is in a very safe situation. The opposition is just burning up enough campaign money (out of state) to make it look real. Nobody can name who is running against Governor Sanders.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2026 09:11 AM (gm9Sb)

248 >>We need a nationwide debt jubilee...a simple release of all debt.


OK, stay with me: how about we have a nationwide tax holiday, where no one pays federal taxes for 2026?

Considering the fraud that the federal government has allowed previous tax payments wasted on, it seems only fair.

Anyone who has debt can put their withheld taxes for 2026 toward that -- and if you are not paying federal taxes, then I guess you're already getting a break.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:11 AM (rOKnE)

249 Exxon Eyes Venezuela Return Nearly Two Decades After Nationalization Exit

"What we need is not just signing papers, we need barrels."

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

250 Individual debt should never be easy to get or discharge, and absolutely not necessary to participate in the modern economy.

Sadly it's two of those. The wrong two, I would say.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 18, 2026 09:12 AM (OUMaO)

251 Mid-Trial, Jurors Were Thinking of Doing a Joint Press Conference on Postpartum Depression

Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin:

"We thought, this is a real opportunity to get people talking. That's all we really thought." [Giggles]

Nothing about justice for the 3 children

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

252 Nobody can name who is running against Governor Sanders.

Nobody can name who is running against Abbott in Texas but they're gonna win by 183 points, by gosh.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

253 Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin:

"We thought, this is a real opportunity to get people talking. That's all we really thought." [Giggles]

Nothing about justice for the 3 children
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)



Those bitches are straight up evil. To. The. Core.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (ccf/V)

254 Good idea. So every credit card purchase is free. Genius!

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (n9/RG)

255
Nobody can name who is running against Abbott in Texas but they're gonna win by 183 points, by gosh.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)



I looked it up and STILL don't know. It seems the D might be the lesbian former Dallas Police Chief whom Abbott has already dusted once and some independent I've never heard of.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)

256 We watched as Trump Derangement Syndrome mutated into Ballroom Derangement Syndrome and Reflecting Pool Derangement Syndrome. We can now add Kennedy Center Derangement Syndrome to the DSM-5. Major media outlets are running with the story on Thursday that President Donald Trump was spotted on Air Force One holding a poster that "appears to read" "Kennedy Center DEMOLISHED."

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

257 ...Reverand Babs Miller, 83, a lesbian minister at the parish at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church.


Babs? Reverend Babs? YGTBKM

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)

258 OK, stay with me: how about we have a nationwide tax holiday, where no one pays federal taxes for 2026?

Any year in which the United States is not in a declared war and the country runs a deficit, 10% of the members of Congress, chosen by lot, shall be executed.

Any year in which the United States is in a declared war, all spending in excess of revenue must be spent on the prosecution of that war.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)

259 Islam's a political ideology the left can relate to. I think that's why they associate with the Islamists who're running for, or are already in office. They're like-minded from the political perspective.

The American left is just too stupid, or careless, to see that they themselves are expendable once the Islamists gain control of the national government here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (2Cry5)

260
Babs? Reverend Babs? YGTBKM
Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)



Presbyterian. So, not a real church.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:16 AM (ccf/V)

261 Krasner is like the evil villain Lex Luthor: gets the best education and is it for criminal purposes. POS

U. of Chicago, undergrad
Stanford Law

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 09:17 AM (8O9+I)

262 Kamala Harris to Campaign for Abdul El-Sayed in MI
(Did the Rogers Campaign Invite Her?)

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

263

Also, through RESOLUTION NO. 161119, introduced December 2016, the City of Philadelphia has long upheld support for and protection of Muslim communities, condemning violence and hate speech targeted towards Muslims, affirming the religious pluralism of the United States, and urging Philadelphia residents to stand in solidarity with our American Muslim communities - and all other communities - for peace and justice.

As now do all of the collar counties and beyond.

PS - Philly is not the only PA "town" or county that has experience with Soros' DAs.
--
Good day 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:17 AM (NFX2v)

264 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

From above, "SO why am I getting so exercised about Krasner and his ilk since El-Sayed and the Muslims will have us all under Sharia Law once they gain power."

To support your logic and concerns on both fronts:
👉 Broad + Liberty: Thom Nickels: How Pa’s Muslim population is reshaping its politics — and its governor, August 28, 2026

And Larry K. appears to be their guy.

AI: Krasner has frequently utilized a unified front with Muslim, Christian, and Jewish clergy to push back against federal intervention in the city. When the Trump administration threatened to deploy National Guard units or heavily expand Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) operations within democratic-led cities, Krasner aligned closely with local imams (such as Imam Kenneth Nuriddin of the Philadelphia Masjid) to denounce the actions as overreaching and safely shield immigrant and faith communities from federal crackdowns.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (NFX2v)

265 Amid rising political tensions and localized incidents—such as the federal arson indictment involving the Northeast Philadelphia Islamic Center—Krasner’s office has campaigned intensely for stronger protections. In mid-2026, Krasner released a comprehensive report calling for immediate state legislative reform to expand Pennsylvania's narrow hate-crime statutes, aiming to better identify, document, and prosecute bias-motivated crimes targeting religious and minority groups.

A central tenet of Krasner's intervention strategy has been bypassing traditional policing to invest directly in neighborhood-level infrastructure. His office utilizes violence prevention microgrants (reallocated from civil asset forfeiture funds) to back community organizations. This includes funding grassroots and faith-adjacent groups in heavy Muslim corridors like Germantown and West Philadelphia (such as the Men of Courage gardening/mentorship initiative and the DATA CoLab pilot) to tackle gun violence and provide restorative justice alternatives for young adults.

Krasner’s economic crime interventions have also directly targeted exploitation within local sub-communities.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (NFX2v)

266 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:04 AM (11i8f)

I'm have a reason not to vote for them. They support open borders, endorse no jail,/no bail and have supported people saying Trump voters should be put in. camps. I know the news is completely biased, but if I can find out really unpleasant things about Democrats ( and before X) when Obama was running, so can others now as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (JrHfD)

267 Guden Tag, all y'all!
Posted by: Count de Monet


********

Guten Morgen. Und wwie geht's ihnen heute?

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (I0N4X)

268 Also, through RESOLUTION NO. 161119, introduced December 2016, the City of Philadelphia has long upheld support for and protection of Muslim communities, condemning violence and hate speech targeted towards Muslims, affirming the religious pluralism of the United States, and urging Philadelphia residents to stand in solidarity with our American Muslim communities - and all other communities - for peace and justice.


Where are the laws protecting everyone else from the muslhams?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (ccf/V)

269 Presbyterian. So, not a real church.
Posted by: Sponge

It is sad what's happened to the church I was baptized into.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ)

270 I used to have a different nic

A good start. But add 50% of Congressional Staff, with the top legislative staffer getting a 75% bonus for selection.

The staff level is also out of control.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

271 Arkansas Democrat Senate nominee Hallie Shoffner vowed to "redirect" the "considerable resources of the federal government" away from "punishment" and toward "treatment and compassion" as part of a push to spend taxpayer money "in an equitable fashion," video footage reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon shows.

The core problem was have with crime is the 1% who can and will consistently commit violent acts can only be stopped by execution or imprisonment.

We've had an explosion of crime because we've stopped imprisoning them and you constantly see stories of some outrage or other committed by a 20-something with more convictions then years on this earth who was free to murder, rob, and rape...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

272 Sorry, a** backwards. 🤷‍♀️

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (NFX2v)

273 Thursday: AI takeover is just a silly boogeyman.

Friday: The Muslims are gonna take over and enact Sharia Law on everyone!

Posted by: Interesting at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (J4N5R)

274 The American left is just too stupid, or careless, to see that they themselves are expendable once the Islamists gain control of the national government here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

It'll be different this time!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (HinvH)

275 I'm so sick of these office-seekers touting their former military service. You served, great. Now shut up about it if you're only using it to get votes.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:09 AM


Obligatory:

You know who else honorably served his country in wartime?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (P6lWH)

276 Where are the laws protecting everyone else from the muslhams?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

2nd Amendment. And the US Marine Corps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)

277 Friday: The Muslims are gonna take over and enact Sharia Law on everyone!
Posted by: Interesting at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (J4N5R)



Gonna is a strong word. We still have weapons.

But you're stupid, really stupid, if you don't think they're trying to.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:20 AM (ccf/V)

278 253 Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin:

"We thought, this is a real opportunity to get people talking. That's all we really thought." [Giggles]

Nothing about justice for the 3 children
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)


Those bitches are straight up evil. To. The. Core.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:14 AM (ccf/V)

The evil is banal. These are all abortion on demand anytime in the pregnancy chicks. You know they are. Once you've signed off on abortion at nine months, infanticide, and euthanizing toddlers etc really is not a stretch.

What's notable is the hubris. These nobodies think everyone else has a lot to learn. From them.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 18, 2026 09:21 AM (ca8Qt)

279 He’d probably easily win re-election . If the people of Philly like having no law enforcement who am I to stop them?

Posted by: Whatevs at September 18, 2026 09:21 AM (Bl+DZ)

280 You know who else honorably served his country in wartime?

Richard Nixon?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

281 I know the news is completely biased, but if I can find out really unpleasant things about Democrats ( and before X) when Obama was running, so can others now as well.

One of the most amusing things about living in a blue area is that while I know some leftwing High Information Voters that are essentially evil and want evil things, I know way more leftwing LIVs that have NO idea what the people they vote for support and plan to do.

In fact it is not at all unusual for some candidate they like to get elected, implement their crazy leftwing crap, and see these LIVs complaining about it only to...vote for the same person again. Because their opponent, usually some left of center Republican, is "like a literal NAZI n'stuff"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:21 AM (sKqQm)

282 2nd Amendment. And the US Marine Corps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)



It's currently not stopping the spreading disease. The penalty is much harsher should a muslham get shot then the muslham doing the shooting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:22 AM (ccf/V)

283 >>Any year in which the United States is not in a declared war and the country runs a deficit, 10% of the members of Congress, chosen by lot, shall be executed. . .


Yeah, I was kidding.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:22 AM (rOKnE)

284 Guten Morgen. Und wwie geht's ihnen heute?
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 18, 2026 09:18 AM (I0N4X)

Tag / Morgen, whatever it takes. Kann mich nicht beschweren.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater, Now With Google Translate at September 18, 2026 09:22 AM (wVcYX)

285 Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ

You could try services at the PCA ( Presbyterian Church in America ) as opposed to PCUSA to there's one near you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 09:22 AM (JrHfD)

286 In fact it is not at all unusual for some candidate they like to get elected, implement their crazy leftwing crap, and see these LIVs complaining about it only to...vote for the same person again. Because their opponent, usually some left of center Republican, is "like a literal NAZI n'stuff"



No way that ever happens.

Posted by: Seattle Voters at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (Bl+DZ)

287 I used to have a different nic

Nixon used his poker winning in WWII to fund his first campaign.

What happened to those skills when he was President?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)

288 These are all abortion on demand anytime in the pregnancy chicks.

Maybe so but this particular issue stems from the mindset that "no woman can ever be wrong" that SOME women have. Not all women, some women. Don't @ me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

289 Thursday: AI takeover is just a silly boogeyman.

Friday: The Muslims are gonna take over and enact Sharia Law on everyone!

Posted by: Interesting at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM (J4N5R)

One of those things has happened thousands of times in history, and the other zero.

Interesting.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (n9/RG)

290 He’d probably easily win re-election . If the people of Philly like having no law enforcement who am I to stop them?

I'm going to guess the majority of votes counted in Philly were not cast by an individual US citizen eligible to vote there and that this has been the case for decade.

I actually did a precinct by precinct review in 2004. And there were so many that were 100% for Kerry. Of course no votes for Shrub, but none for the libertarians, the greens, or hell the free drugs party either?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (sKqQm)

291 Obligatory:

You know who else honorably served his country in wartime?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Actually, it wasn't his country at the time. Schikelbgruber was an Austrian citizen. But, since he hated Austria-Hungary, he slipped over the border to Bavaria and enlisted there.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

292 One of those things has happened thousands of times in history, and the other zero.

Interesting.
Posted by: ...


Real Sharia hasn't been tried yet, H8R!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (BpO1e)

293 Presbyterian. So, not a real church.
Posted by: Sponge

It is sad what's happened to the church I was baptized into.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:19 AM


There's a little church down the road in Chantilly...just sayin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (P6lWH)

294 Actually, it wasn't his country at the time. Schikelbgruber was an Austrian citizen. But, since he hated Austria-Hungary, he slipped over the border to Bavaria and enlisted there.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM


Your point is valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (P6lWH)

295 Your friendly reminder: illegal immigration is only bad if military aged men do it. If anyone else does it, illegal immigration is wonderful.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (WB/3O)

296 Thursday: AI takeover is just a silly boogeyman.

Friday: The Muslims are gonna take over and enact Sharia Law on everyone!
—-

Gee I wonder if 1000 years history of Muslims taking over areas they arrive in has anything to do with that fear.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (Bl+DZ)

297 There's a little church down the road in Chantilly...just sayin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (P6lWH)




https://youtu.be/s6yz9TRDyiY?t=14

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (ccf/V)

298 Happy 79th to the United States Air Force.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (WB/3O)

299 You could try services at the PCA ( Presbyterian Church in America ) as opposed to PCUSA to there's one near you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Thanks, Fen. I'll try that.

I need to get back in the habit of regular church attendance. It's a hard habit to get back into once you break it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

300
I'm going to guess the majority of votes counted in Philly were not cast by an individual US citizen eligible to vote there and that this has been the case for decade
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Kinda odd how the places that rank dead last in every other metric of civic engagement turn out 100%+ for elections.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (mPEBE)

301 OMFG, what is wrong with Lefty women?!

@LangmanVince
Lindsay Clancy has been punished enough because "She's lost her children"

Seriously, is there anything worse on planet Earth than a liberal white woman?


Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (rOKnE)

302 The fear about Skynet seems odd.

The most likely negative impact of AI is an increase in unemployment since it will be able to get fewer people get more work done faster (for many but not all things)

And I can see variants of the grey goo problem.

But a sentient, malevolent AI killing people? Come on. We use AI in two separate ways, the real world LLM way where it is basically a much better google algorithm and the Sci Fi way where a computer can think like a human.

The latter doesn't exist and is likely impossible.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:27 AM (sKqQm)

303 OMFG, what is wrong with Lefty women?!

@LangmanVince
Lindsay Clancy has been punished enough because "She's lost her children"

Seriously, is there anything worse on planet Earth than a liberal white woman?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (rOKnE)



Trump broke the left. They're certifiable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

304 Seriously, is there anything worse on planet Earth than a liberal white woman?

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2 liberal white women

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 09:27 AM (Bl+DZ)

305 Krasner is like the evil villain Lex Luthor: gets the best education and is it for criminal purposes. POS

U. of Chicago, undergrad
Stanford Law
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 09:17 AM (8O9+I)
===================
Future Inmate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (DJGRv)

306 https://youtu.be/s6yz9TRDyiY?t=14
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM


Didn't even have to click on that one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (P6lWH)

307 Nixon used his poker winning in WWII to fund his first campaign.

What happened to those skills when he was President?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)


The Chinese whipped his ass!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (k5CNB)

308
Didn't even have to click on that one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (P6lWH)



The open door was obvious in direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (ccf/V)

309 AI fear is a CCP op. It’s so fucking obvious.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Orttez at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (Bl+DZ)

310 this is right up there with Owebama's 'Trillion Dollar Coin' idea........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)
******
It's worse than that. he doesn't have answers on how he's going to do it. He just thinks that we can wipe out mortgage debt, student loan debt, credit card debt, etc. etc..
I wish I could link the video, but X doesn't allow it anymore

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (NpAcC)

311 268. Where are the laws protecting everyone else from the muslhams?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Say what?!

This & similar groups in other PA counties is what's being put into place:

The Delaware County Human Relations Commission (HRC) was established via a county council resolution and subsequent December 2025 ordinance to locally mediate and address discrimination claims.

Expanded Sectors: The HRC has jurisdiction over four key public and private domains: housing, employment, public accommodations, and healthcare.

Protected Classes: The scope covers over two dozen protected statuses, including race, color, religion, national origin, sex, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, disability, age, veteran status, and source of income.
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A big board (13) of "volunteer members" with the ability to impose fines and make referrals is what we're getting.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:28 AM (NFX2v)

312 In fact it is not at all unusual for some candidate they like to get elected, implement their crazy leftwing crap, and see these LIVs complaining about it only to...vote for the same person again. Because their opponent, usually some left of center Republican, is "like a literal NAZI n'stuff"
------------------

Or as I put it, "Sure the Republican would deliver better policies, but he might take the gay pron out of the school library and we can't take that risk."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (mPEBE)

313 The latter doesn't exist and is likely impossible.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:27 AM


And if Millennials and Gen Z are programing it, SkyNet will never become self-aware.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (P6lWH)

314 Your friendly reminder: illegal immigration is only bad if military aged men do it. If anyone else does it, illegal immigration is wonderful.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2026 09:25 AM (WB/3O)


Imagine a caravan of hot young Asian chicks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (ExV1e)

315 explaining how immigration controls are immoral, and that future generations will be embarrassed by the past existence of borders.
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I don't give a shit about future generations and only those who seek to enslave us today in their maze of horrors bring up such trite bullshit.

My morality isn't guided by some mystical future peoples but what was laid down over the past 5,000 years by Christ and His prophets.
All other systems of morality are demonic abominations.

If I told you a future peoples would demand that we kill all genetic and mental defectives, or say, all Indians, you'd see me for the monster that I am.
Telling me my morals today must be based on some future mores is exactly that, just by degree.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (3cUTc)

316 Seriously, is there anything worse on planet Earth than a liberal white woman?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:26 AM (rOKnE)

I would like to decline this question.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 09:29 AM (vE0+H)

317 There's a little church down the road in Chantilly...just sayin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2026 09:24 AM (P6lWH)

That'll be a beautiful church once they complete all the renovations. I might visit there once they're done.

I assume, that, as a non-Orthodox, I would not be permitted to take Communion. Correct?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

318 Kinda odd how the places that rank dead last in every other metric of civic engagement turn out 100%+ for elections.

I saw an interview with an older Philly hooker from a few years ago. She said that Philly has always been a shady, crime filled place, but there was a certain method to the crime so yeah you could get your drugs, your sex, or whatever other illicit stuff you wanted, but you wouldn't get stabbed for no reason and there was a sense of community and all that's changed.

My guess is what she was seeing is a move from the old style Democrat/Mob politics that Northeastern cities used to have to the newer Democrat/Illegal alien gang politics that now rule them.

And yes I do watch some odd stuff.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:30 AM (sKqQm)

319 "Lindsay Clancy has been punished enough because "She's lost her children""

A new version of the classic definition of chutzpah.

The parent killer asking the judge for leniency because he's an ophan.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 09:30 AM (dtajH)

320 It was a very short road from "kids should get sex changes" to "kids should get murdered."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:30 AM (mPEBE)

321 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

322 Fabulous news:

Twenty-seven FBI field offices were working fraud cases that looked local. Then Washington finally put the data in the same room.

What emerged wasn't dozens of unrelated problems. The FBI says investigators connected over 40 cases to the same strategic threat and the same group of overseas actors.
The discovery came through the new National Fraud Detection Center, launched in August. The center brings together information from the FBI, Homeland Security Investigations, IRS Criminal Investigation, Treasury, FinCEN, inspectors general, state agencies, and others.

Instead of examining one suspicious student loan, Medicare payment, or SBA loan at a time, investigators can search for connections across programs and jurisdictions. The center uses data analytics and AI to help spot patterns that individual offices might miss. . .


More of THIS!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 09:31 AM (rOKnE)

323 I used to have a different nic

We need more LBFMs!

My third ship was home-ported in Subic. Spent all that time underway, however.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 09:31 AM (u82oZ)

324 Imagine a caravan of hot young Asian chicks.
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An immigration system that gave us German mechanics, South Korean engineers, and Brazilian underwear models would be terrific. Instead we get the street trash of the third world.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 09:33 AM (mPEBE)

325 Your friendly reminder: illegal immigration is only bad if military aged men do it. If anyone else does it, illegal immigration is wonderful.

A sane society that was experiencing a birth dirth would look to import single, childless women of birthing age.

Instead we import the bottom 1% of men from the less successful societies around us which is insane. Logically they are going to get on welfare or commit crime...which is what they in fact are doing

Younger women, especially from more traditional cultures, would look for husbands presuming we legislated so it would be hard for them to also just go on welfare

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 09:34 AM (sKqQm)

326 Unfortunately, we are getting more LBMF's.

Posted by: Buck at September 18, 2026 09:35 AM (fiwzq)

327 Philadelphia’s updated Fair Criminal Record Screening Standards Ordinance (FCRSSO)—commonly known as the "Ban the Box" or Fair Chance Hiring law—introduced major amendments effective January 6, 2026, with further administrative poster updates issued by the Philadelphia Commission on Human Relations (PCHR) in April 2026.

Key 2026 Updates and Requirements:
The permissible lookback period for misdemeanor convictions was reduced from seven years to four years (excluding incarceration periods), while felonies remain capped at a seven-year lookback.
Employers are strictly prohibited from considering summary offenses (minor infractions or citations).
Expunged or sealed records cannot be considered, even if they show up on a background report.
Job notices and advertisements mentioning background checks must explicitly state that screenings involve an individualized assessment tied to job requirements and specific records.
Before taking an adverse action, employers must supply a written notice in plain language containing the basis for the decision... (and much more).

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:38 AM (NFX2v)

328 "Progressive DA network: The Hive’s investment in local prosecutorial elections transforms local law enforcement into a policy instrument—declining to prosecute certain categories of offense (shoplifting below $950 in California, drug possession, trespassing) effectively nullifies legislation."

The $950 threshold was not a decision by Soros prosecutors. It was a decision by the people of California in referendum. Until we recognize that we have a radical population in a lot of places we won't make any progress in turning this country around. As I've said before, it's too late to expect that to happen through the ballot box. Things need to get kinetic soon.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at September 18, 2026 09:40 AM (qwS9/)

329 Macklemore???


Macklemore or Schmekelmore?


You decide!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 09:10 AM (iJfKG)

I heard someone refer to him as Vanilla Isis. That's my new favorite...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 18, 2026 09:42 AM (nbLIj)

330 Congresswoman Maxine Waters has been "receiving specialized care" at a California memory facility for nearly four months, according to sources familiar with her "declining cognitive condition," raising serious questions about who has been "voting in her name" and "making statements to the press"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

I don't know where she's been, but just yesterday, she was in Congress, screaming at Scott Bessent.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 18, 2026 09:46 AM (gLYp7)

331 Macklemore 🤬 2012, 2014 his career highlights and now this crap -

Philly Voice, September 17, 2026, 'Pro-Palestinian protest planned for Ed Sheeran's Philly concert'
All of the singer's opening acts have exited after Macklemore was cut from the tour. Philly Palestine Coalition and Shut Down D&Z will demonstrate at NRG Station on Saturday.

It begins, "It's unclear which, if any, opening acts will accompany Ed Sheeran at his Philadelphia concert Saturday following Macklemore's controversial exit from the singer's Loop Tour. But pro-Palestinian groups will assemble near Lincoln Financial Field an hour before the show to welcome Sheeran with a protest.

Philly Palestine Coalition and Shut Down D&Z announced plans to demonstrate at NRG Station at 4:30 p.m. to "return the conversation to Palestine, and return Philadelphia to action." Neither group immediately clarified any demands they'd be making from Sheeran or the venue, nor how many people they expect to attend."
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No one remembered his long ago reputation? As a white 'artist' enjoying massive mainstream success in a historically Black genre, he became a lightning rod for discussions about privilege in the music industry.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 09:53 AM (NFX2v)

332 331 Macklemore 🤬 2012, 2014 his career highlights and now this crap -

Philly Voice, September 17, 2026, 'Pro-Palestinian protest planned for Ed Sheeran's Philly concert'
All of the singer's opening acts have exited after Macklemore was cut from the tour. Philly Palestine Coalition and Shut Down D&Z will demonstrate at NRG Station on Saturday.
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Posted by: L - No nic...

Tossin' a plank at power plants, now, in addition, to data centers commemorating the final act of the Truely Evil personna Sinwar -- their real message: REMAIN SINWAR, coming soon 0ct7/ROCKTOVERFEST

LIB Strategic Insanity knows no bounds because it's sponsored by the Brennan Undead who get you to dance to any tune they play.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-irlTheBRENNANcameo

LET'S GO BRANDON!
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO WOBBLE!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 18, 2026 10:22 AM (gTrTe)

333 251 Mid-Trial, Jurors Were Thinking of Doing a Joint Press Conference on Postpartum Depression

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Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)


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They should have done it right then and there. Would have saved the State a whole lot of money waiting for the hung jury.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at September 18, 2026 11:07 AM (EF8U3)

Daily Tech News 18 September 2026

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Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: I've fallen and I can't get up!

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1 G'Day everyone TGIF

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

3 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 04:33 AM (1o8D5)

4 Ha!, Skip!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:34 AM (odBC9)

5 Blueberry pancakes and some left over bacon

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

6 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 04:35 AM (v9vY1)

7 Good morning. Living the low tech life.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 04:37 AM (+fpfy)

8 Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 18, 2026 04:42 AM (BLOW1)

9
Just when I thought my schedule would settle down, it looks like I'll be bouncing on our north-south axis weekly clear up to Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 04:42 AM (ixS3i)

10
The missus left the dog with me to bring down to Sussex. I' not have that happen ever again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 04:43 AM (ixS3i)

11 Welcome to 2035 where Flock v6 restricts you from certain functions because of your social credit score.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 04:44 AM (+fpfy)

12 I'm going with drone strikes.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 18, 2026 04:45 AM (iIyc0)

13 >>>Iran's strikes on Amazon data centers caused permanent loss of customer data.

"Customers" meaning "partner companies" who sell things, not "consumers," I think?

from the article:

AWS immediately urged customers to migrate resources to other cloud regions and use remote backups to restore any “inaccessible resources.”

The cloud service also reportedly issued $150 million in customer credits following the initial Iranian strikes in March.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:49 AM (odBC9)

14 8 Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 18, 2026 04:42 AM (BLOW1)

Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake
Bacon Pancakes

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)

15 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2026 04:52 AM (V0/Sp)

16 7 Good morning. Living the low tech life.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 04:37 AM (+fpfy)

Nuh-uh! You are on The Tech Thread.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9)

17 I remember when I was hearing Linda Ronstadt crank out top 40 hits. I had no idea they were covers because the songs were older than I was.

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2026 04:54 AM (V0/Sp)

18 Ended up yesterday afternoon fixing my plumbing leak, 50 minutes and didn't need any parts but what I had on hand. Added a shut off valve on that line as well.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:54 AM (Ia/+0)

19 Linda Ronstadt - It's So Easy

Her smile goes a long way.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:59 AM (odBC9)

20 Did you use shark bite, Skip? I am not crazy about them.

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 05:00 AM (GbONR)

21 I bought one yet didn't need it. I know how to solder, and have a bucket of connections

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

22 The Archbishop(ess) of Canterbury is an Indian giver:

https://tinyurl.com/5a3mruxy

BTW, why is there a huge Hefty trashbag in that beautiful wood paneled room?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 05:03 AM (1o8D5)

23 Article at American Thinker on evils of AI
Personally I welcome our Skynet overlord

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 05:03 AM (Ia/+0)

24
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

25 I am amazed at how many people there are who don’t get what musselman is all about

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 05:11 AM (/Chlc)

26 23 Article at American Thinker on evils of AI
Personally I welcome our Skynet overlord
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 05:03 AM (Ia/+0)

Well, they heard that, so that might help.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 05:12 AM (odBC9)

27 Donut shop is on the way

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0)

28 Soldering should be taught in school. Ten years from now, it will be press fittings, brazing and CPVC.

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 05:12 AM (/Chlc)

29 I enjoyed Linda Ronstadt recordings in the 1970s and even one college concert. Then she started haranguing audiences with her politics, and I totally lost interest in listening to her.

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 18, 2026 05:18 AM (1FEc1)

30 By the simple trick of stealing Flock's cameras.

Friend of mine sent me that article last night and this was his comment:

"Read the whole thing. You should really get your conspiracy theory on here, because these cameras are absolutely not just collecting license plates. This is full-spectrum surveillance of the kind the ChiComs have pioneered."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 05:19 AM (BpO1e)

31 Wikipedia

Ronstadt has never married.

Speaking of finding an acceptable mate, in 1974 she told Peter Knobler in Crawdaddy, "... he's real kind but isn't inspired musically and then you meet somebody else that's just so inspired musically that he just takes your breath away but he's such a moron, such a maniac that you can't get along with him. And then after that it's the problem of finding someone that can stand you!"

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 05:20 AM (odBC9)

32 America is being supplanted with China. We went from being the coolest country to the most hated country.

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 05:21 AM (/Chlc)

33 I see the Flock cameras as the next iteration to restricting one's life through a social credit score. These programs always escalate.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 05:22 AM (+fpfy)

34 Mornin' Horde.

@33/Ben Had: Spot on.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 18, 2026 05:25 AM (O7YUW)

35 @31/m: Husband Store joke goes here.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 18, 2026 05:30 AM (O7YUW)

36 @22/Biden's Dog: "BTW, why is there a huge Hefty trashbag in that beautiful wood paneled room?!"

*snorts*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 18, 2026 05:32 AM (O7YUW)

37 @22/Biden's Dog: "BTW, why is there a huge Hefty trashbag in that beautiful wood paneled room?!"

*snorts*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 18, 2026 05:32 AM (O7YUW)
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That's what she said!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 05:33 AM (1o8D5)

38 Some tech related humor :

We are listening to Psalm 17 read by David Suchet. It contains closed captions so you see the words. A line in the psalm has these words "Save me from my foes." It came up as , "Save me from my phones."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 05:33 AM (JrHfD)

39 35 @31/m: Husband Store joke goes here.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 18, 2026 05:30 AM (O7YUW)

; )

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 05:34 AM (odBC9)

40 It came up as , "Save me from my phones."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Legitimate translation. I'll allow it. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 05:36 AM (BpO1e)

41 Willowed from ONT:

Now on number 4 since then! Cheap crap.
Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 03:29 AM (rdVOm

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JQ says she's on her fourth replacement microwave; this one lasted just three years. Worse still, it's hard to find a replacement. Everything is air fryers.

Sad turn of events. These things were bulletproof.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 05:37 AM (8O9+I)

42 Firefighters from Ca. refuse to give up on dog which needed their help. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/3tmefx62

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 05:40 AM (JrHfD)

43 I am amazed at how many people there are who don’t get what musselman is all about

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 05:11 AM (/Chlc)
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The Daily Wire's latest movie is "Run, Hide, Fight: Infidels." Trailer:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7t93yn

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 05:41 AM (1o8D5)

44 The Daily Wire's latest movie is "Run, Hide, Fight: Infidels."

It probably makes the right people cry. I approve.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 05:44 AM (BpO1e)

45 musselman is a brand of applesauce, I think

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 05:44 AM (ZxPkt)

46 Nuclear weapons are getting so old that there's a shortage of technicians to work on maintaining them. Wait till somebody gets the bright idea of using AI to help with the work.

"Going rogue" will have a Skynet kind of feeling.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 05:47 AM (8O9+I)

47 22 The Archbishop(ess) of Canterbury is an Indian giver:

https://tinyurl.com/5a3mruxy

BTW, why is there a huge Hefty trashbag in that beautiful wood paneled room?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 05:03 AM (1o8D5)

BBC

https://tinyurl.com/v96ktp4y

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 05:48 AM (odBC9)

48 25 I am amazed at how many people there are who don’t get what musselman is all about
Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 05:11 AM (/Chlc)


It is depressing to realize that people mostly just project themselves onto others, without understanding. And then it's compounded by seeing that what they project is often such a profoundly banal, venal, shallow, grasping, unprincipled, and *small* mind that it's a wonder God doesn't just give up on us.

So many Westerners are the silliest of geese, just lazy faithless grifters imagining that Muzzies are the same and acting out for effect. A mind so small, they would struggle to wrap it around a grain of rice, let alone a genuinely alien worldview, mindset, instincts, goals, 'ethics' so-called, and so on.

Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 05:50 AM (ke3zm)

49 Old time hymn, "Pass me not, O gentle Savior" sung by a man with a nice voice. it also has lovely pictures:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Br8c0Kkx6vs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 05:51 AM (JrHfD)

50 Pixy after hours?

https://tinyurl.com/jxp7bdfk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 05:51 AM (1o8D5)

51 The Daily Wire's latest movie is "Run, Hide, Fight: Infidels."

It probably makes the right people cry. I approve.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 05:44 AM (BpO1e)
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Oh, yeh! MSM condemnations and SM bans happened instantly.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 05:54 AM (1o8D5)

52 Evening and morning, satellites and satraps! 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 05:55 AM (wzUl9)

53 Actually thought about buying a Press Fitting tool even in they are $1G

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 05:56 AM (gh5Gs)

54 I dreamed I was trying to get into a local mall, which apparently did not open until 11 am, to get a coffee. Somehow I managed to get a parking place in shade by a building (first illogic). Then I convinced a staffer to let us into the mall, as it was 10:54 already (second illogic). Finally I got to the coffee shop only to find they were out of cash and would take only credit cards (all too likely today). But their cookies were huge, a decent value (third illogic). I think my simple plain coffee plus cookie was going to be $12.45 or something, and I woke up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)

55 48 25 It is depressing to realize that people mostly just project themselves onto others, without understanding. And then it's compounded by seeing that what they project is often such a profoundly banal, venal, shallow, grasping, unprincipled, and *small* mind that it's a wonder God doesn't just give up on us.
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 05:50 AM (ke3zm)

Now do the Not Guilty jurors in the Clancy trial.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 05:58 AM (odBC9)

56 50 Pixy after hours?

https://tinyurl.com/jxp7bdfk
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 05:51 AM (1o8D5)

Maybe?

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 05:59 AM (odBC9)

57 The temp here is a hair lower, but it does not feel much less hot.

Today Miss Linda is dragging me to another of those Friday luncheons at my old employer. The drive there and back is not bad, I can park without paying, the lunch is free, and who knows, the topic might be interesting. "Might" being the crucial word.

My apartment mismanagement left a notice on my door *yesterday* that I have until today to come in and get a new "gate card" and "gate code." I remember how well those worked in years gone by, so I'm not sanguine -- and annoyed by the fact that I got only a day's notice. If I were still working, it would be very hard for me to get to the office. They leave on the stroke of 4:59:30 pm if they don't sneak out earlier.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:02 AM (wzUl9)

58 40 It came up as , "Save me from my phones."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Legitimate translation. I'll allow it. -:-)
Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 05:36 AM (BpO1e)


A recently discovered corollary to, "Lead us not into temptation."

Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 06:04 AM (ke3zm)

59 50 Pixy after hours?

https://tinyurl.com/jxp7bdfk
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 05:51 AM (1o8D5)

Maybe?

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 05:59 AM (odBC9)
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Have any of us ever seen the two of them simultaneously?

Think about it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 06:05 AM (1o8D5)

60 48 25 It is depressing to realize that people mostly just project themselves onto others, without understanding. And then it's compounded by seeing that what they project is often such a profoundly banal, venal, shallow, grasping, unprincipled, and *small* mind that it's a wonder God doesn't just give up on us.
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 05:50 AM (ke3zm)

To me, it might be "depressing ... that people mostly just project themselves onto others, without understanding." But "to realize" that is, rather, enlightening.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 06:06 AM (odBC9)

61 After I think what's been over a month of mostly over 90F high weather here in Israel, we finally have a day at 77 - plus a splatter of rain.

Literally a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 06:08 AM (1o8D5)

62 61 After I think what's been over a month of mostly over 90F high weather here in Israel, we finally have a day at 77 - plus a splatter of rain.

Literally a breath of fresh air.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 06:08 AM (1o8D5)

Lovely.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 06:08 AM (odBC9)

63 Yesterday, too, I bought a new AM-FM-shortwave portable radio on Amazon, a Tecsun model. My Grundig emergency radio is showing its age. I know I bought it prior to 2012, when I used it during a power outage after a hurricane the week of the Repub Nat'l. Convention -- the one where Clint Eastwood spoke and addressed the "empty chair" that represented Obongo.

The new one is supposed to have pretty good SW reception. I'd like to be able to pick up WWV again for the time signal. The Grundig used to do it long ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:09 AM (wzUl9)

64 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 18, 2026 06:09 AM (Hbeqj)

65 I liked Ronstadt’s presentation of the “Rivers of Babylon” song. It wasn’t until years later an elderly Associate Pastor taught us about the grisly last line of Psalm 137, which isn’t generally mentioned in Sunday School.

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 18, 2026 06:09 AM (1FEc1)

66 >>The temp here is a hair lower, but it does not feel much less hot.

It's much cooler here in Pensacola this morning. 70 degrees. It's glorious. But it won't last long. Highs in the low 90s forecasted again for today.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 18, 2026 06:11 AM (J4Dwc)

67 Now do the Not Guilty jurors in the Clancy trial.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 05:58 AM (odBC9)


The kindest possible explanation is that they're so dumb, they literally can't imagine anyone doing that outside of a fugue state. Rocks for brains would be better than heads full of snakes, but the ones that came forward presented more like the latter.

Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 06:12 AM (ke3zm)

68 Variety Australia
Those Batman Sightings on Top of the Sydney Opera House Aren’t For a Film

https://tinyurl.com/mpjsn7kt

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 06:12 AM (odBC9)

69 It's much cooler here in Pensacola this morning. 70 degrees. It's glorious. But it won't last long. Highs in the low 90s forecasted again for today.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 18, 2026


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I can't remember when we last had a low of 70. Probably February or early March.

The Fox outlet says we have 81 F. now, the CBS outlet website gives 78. Either way, working out will be a struggle. And I need to wash the car as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:14 AM (wzUl9)

70 59 50 Have any of us ever seen the two of them simultaneously?

Think about it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 06:05 AM (1o8D5)

It could have Pixy, because Pixy wasn't around in the comments yesterday.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 06:16 AM (odBC9)

71 Movies! is a great over-the-air channel. But I am so sick of the same ClearCaptions commercials, those for Plexaderm, and for Consumer Cellular, Medicare Advantage plans, CarShield, buying gold, car insurance for seniors . . . I guess any of the vintage/nostalgia/"geezer" channels will have the same advertising. The companies are marketing to their best customer pool. But how I long for something *new*!

Okay, once in a while I see an ad for modern automobiles or something aimed at age 40 or below. But those show up on the network affiliates when I watch their "news" and Jeopardy!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:24 AM (wzUl9)

72 It could have been PDT.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 06:24 AM (odBC9)

73 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:24 AM (RIvkX)

74 Linda Ronstadt gave a concert when I was in eighth grade and she was herself young and spectacular. I'm guessing the Eagles were still her backing band in those days and I vividly remember the little yellow mini dress she wore that night. Oof.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 06:28 AM (b5+R3)

75 "But I am so sick of the same ClearCaptions commercials..."

The one I'm seeing lately is families celebrating a $25k check they received when a loved one died. They act like they won the lottery. I think the whole thing is AI generated. Or should I say degenerated.

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 06:28 AM (MWfyi)

76 I have some tech-y tasks coming up

1 replace the battery in my Dell laptop
2 attempt to read an old hard drive with some gizmo I bought from Amazon
3 set up dual monitors

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 06:30 AM (ZxPkt)

77 The kindest possible explanation is that they're so dumb, they literally can't imagine anyone doing that outside of a fugue state. Rocks for brains would be better than heads full of snakes, but the ones that came forward presented more like the latter.
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 06:12 AM (ke3zm)

==========================
Very charitably put. I myself subscribe to the "and" alternate explanation: dumb beyond words and evil to boot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 06:34 AM (mPnrf)

78 Good morning! Looks like we have just a few more days of 3 digit heat here in Cowtown and then we'll be into the low 90s/mid 80s.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 06:34 AM (3Ope8)

79 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 18, 2026 06:36 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Wolfus, I sure hope the beignets and local coffee make those temperatures worth the sweat!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 06:37 AM (mPnrf)

81 I'm inspired to make blueberry pancakes and bacon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:39 AM (RIvkX)

82 I am a little surprised that AWS had permanent local data loss from Iran's attacks, and I bet they fix that going forward.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 06:40 AM (bUohG)

83 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at September 18, 2026 06:36 AM (2Ez/1)
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Since I removed the floating fountain, the bluebirds have been regularly visiting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:41 AM (RIvkX)

84 The one I'm seeing lately is families celebrating a $25k check they received when a loved one died. They act like they won the lottery. I think the whole thing is AI generated. Or should I say degenerated.

mornin yall
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026


***
The Ethos radio spots on iHeart shows like Hannity are damned annoying too. They give the impression that, if you have "up to $3 million" worth of insurance, who needs a husband. No, the widows speaking don't sound gleeful, but what you're left with is the idea that your husband could be worth more dead than alive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)

85 I'm inspired to make blueberry pancakes and bacon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:39 AM (RIvkX)
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If I weren't 3000 miles away I l'd be inspired to come over and eat them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 06:41 AM (bUohG)

86 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2026 06:42 AM (VyBeY)

87 Meanwhile on the dog front at the house: I have one dog getting blood work done to check his thyroid levels. On the same day, my other dog is getting an ultrasound to see if she has pancreatitis.

I long for the days of zero balance on my credit cards.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 06:43 AM (BpO1e)

88 Have we hit the twirling point yet? It's Friday, after all...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 18, 2026 06:44 AM (O7YUW)

89 Wolfus, I sure hope the beignets and local coffee make those temperatures worth the sweat!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026


***
That's what so many die-hard lovers of this pesthole say: "But the music, and the food!" Well, music can be had on CD, and good food can be prepared anywhere. Neither is worth putting up with life here.

Beignets are fine -- but they are essentially sopaipillas with a thick coating of confectioner's sugar, and that stuff gets everywhere. I'd rather the plain sopaipillas with some honey.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:44 AM (wzUl9)

90 I'm in the last year of a 20 year term policy Mrs. F. has only a matter of months to complete her plot against me.

Maybe this explains why she has been so nice to me lately.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:45 AM (RIvkX)

91 How's the house hunt going, Wolfus?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 06:45 AM (3Ope8)

92 my proposed solution for rogue ai is very remotely detonated shaped charges on the communication lines and processor arrays. go rogue enough and we end you.

never happen.
from a corporate view, hardware is precious; human lives, meh

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2026 06:46 AM (VyBeY)

93

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 18, 2026 06:47 AM (SRdv/)

94 I long for the days of zero balance on my credit cards.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 06:43 AM (BpO1e)
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They're worth it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:48 AM (RIvkX)

95 " ... but what you're left with is the idea that your husband could be worth more dead than alive."

oddly enough, I think that's exactly the intent.

"hate us and want us dead".

bamn

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2026 06:49 AM (VyBeY)

96 Pixy, anything real to worry about with the Verge article other than how gullible AI scientists and Verge reporters are?

(When you train an AI on data that include reddit and sci-fi stories talking about how AI can successfully go rogue... and don't implement proper security.... and don't give it clear override-strength instruction not to go rogue.... and leave the keys out where they can be retrieved.. and hide the thought-logs from the end-user.... and encourage it to use any means necessary... and attribute human motivations to it because you don't understand the anthropic principle...)

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 06:49 AM (aJQbY)

97 I recently let a term policy expire, kids all gone so did not need it any longer, but my TV keeps chiding me that I could have sold it instead. I just did not want some big corporation out there betting money on my early demise.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 06:50 AM (jyC3p)

98 oh, and re Sarah Hoyt's shocked face, from Insty:

"COME ON, GUYS! THIS ISN’T FUNNY. WHO BORROWED MY SHOCKED FACE THIS TIME? Blue states with strong teachers’ unions have lower student literacy levels: study shows.

Mumbles: it’s never there when I need it, and Stephen Green sends it back smelling like a distillery. This is no way to treat a shocked face TM.
Posted at 6:02 am by Sarah Hoyt "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2026 06:51 AM (VyBeY)

99 "my proposed solution for rogue ai is very remotely detonated shaped charges on the communication lines and processor arrays. go rogue enough and we end you."

Maybe some strategically placed fire axes for backup?

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 06:51 AM (MWfyi)

100 They're worth it
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I am grateful that I have enough saved that I don't dread seeing a credit card bill. But it can be kind of annoying because I treat debt as evil.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 06:52 AM (BpO1e)

101 How's the house hunt going, Wolfus?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026


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Poorly. I seem to be in a holding pattern, circling the airport. Getting rid of "stuff," yes, but not moving forward. I dread moving to yet another apartment in another city, only to have to move again when (if!) I find a house I like and can afford. But I guess I have to do it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9)

102 wow...I got post 100 on this thread and yesterday's tech thread.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 06:53 AM (BpO1e)

103 I just did not want some big corporation out there betting money on my early demise.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 06:50 AM (jyC3p)
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Contrary to generally accepted opinion, Mrs. F. still has an interest in keeping me alive.

Faceless corporation, maybe not.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:54 AM (RIvkX)

104 >>>Or drone strikes.

Or - and hear me out here - AI-directed drone strikes.

Posted by: Totally not an AI agent at September 18, 2026 06:54 AM (dK+Kv)

105 I am grateful that I have enough saved that I don't dread seeing a credit card bill. But it can be kind of annoying because I treat debt as evil.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026


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Same here. I pay mine off every month; no doubt Chase, Exxon, and Cap One hate me as a "deadbeat." But I'm not paying their ridiculous interest rates on even a small balance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:55 AM (wzUl9)

106
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9)
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Do an airbnb for a month and do your search in person.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:55 AM (RIvkX)

107 Good morning.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 18, 2026 06:55 AM (Q/FnY)

108 absolutely!

fire axes, sledges, thermite grenades, Barrett .50s, ... the skys the limit
all in handy break-glass-to-open cabinets.

years ago, I had an AirPac and some wrecking tools in a corner of my cubicle
just in case

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2026 06:56 AM (VyBeY)

109 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

110 The military complains that defending against drone incursions is hard. Why can't you just stick a scatter gun on another drone and send that up? Have a little fun.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 06:59 AM (jyC3p)

111 5 Blueberry pancakes and some left over bacon
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

27 Donut shop is on the way
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0)

blueberry pancakes + bacon + donuts

!!!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:01 AM (odBC9)

112 Huck Follywood

All our hardware is out in the open in the US. Revetments, we need revetments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:05 AM (u82oZ)

113 Less than one month to MoMe!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)

114 102 wow...I got post 100 on this thread and yesterday's tech thread.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 06:53 AM (BpO1e)

But you didn't *claim* them by typing "100" in the comment box.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:05 AM (odBC9)

115 104 >>>Or drone strikes.

Or - and hear me out here - AI-directed drone strikes.
Posted by: Totally not an AI agent at September 18, 2026 06:54 AM (dK+Kv)

; )

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:06 AM (odBC9)

116 But you didn't *claim* them by typing "100" in the comment box.
Posted by: m


Both were happy accidents. And you know how embarrassing it would be to claim it only to find out I was 99 or 101?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:08 AM (BpO1e)

117 Revetments require preparation. The old Boy Scout motto applies (back when Scouting was safe for the kids).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:08 AM (svKyi)

118 I'll preface this with: I'm good (or used to be) with general math, terrible with statistics and abstract math above pre-calc, and don't understand a lot of the financial vampire industry (and don't think I want to).

It might be great if there was a widespread push (hint: Congress) to cap credit-card and bank loan interest rates at something relatively reasonable, like 10%. Admittedly, it might mean people who need it most might not get approved, but that happens already with unsecured loans, right?

Having all interest rates float wildly other than the one/handful that the Fed gets in the news for tweaking 0.25 percent or whatever is not helpful.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 07:08 AM (aJQbY)

119 Same here. I pay mine off every month; no doubt Chase, Exxon, and Cap One hate me as a "deadbeat." But I'm not paying their ridiculous interest rates on even a small balance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


That was why I cancelled my card with Southwest. I paid the entire thing at once and they still tacked on a few bucks more because they don't process the payment right then and there.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:09 AM (BpO1e)

120 Made the decision to run a whispering campaign to win a write-in vote for a minor local office. I would work with the guy that replaced me when my health led me to resign.

It is a thankless public job, but, if well done, keeps my property values up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

121 116 But you didn't *claim* them by typing "100" in the comment box.
Posted by: m

Both were happy accidents. And you know how embarrassing it would be to claim it only to find out I was 99 or 101?
Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:08 AM (BpO1e)

I do know how embarrassing it would be, yes.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:10 AM (odBC9)

122 J.J. Sefton, arriving Runway 270.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

123 106
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9)
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Do an airbnb for a month and do your search in person.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:55 AM (RIvkX)

hmm

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:11 AM (odBC9)

124 The fix for rogue AI agents could be more AI.

This is a true statement.

GPT 5.6 is defective compare to 5.4 Actually more productive with the older model. 5.6 has been a pain to work with.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:12 AM (a3CJ+)

125 It might be great if there was a widespread push (hint: Congress) to cap credit-card and bank loan interest rates at something relatively reasonable, like 10%. Admittedly, it might mean people who need it most might not get approved, but that happens already with unsecured loans, right?
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Huge numbers of people would have their cards cancelled.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

126 121 116 But you didn't *claim* them by typing "100" in the comment box.
Posted by: m

Both were happy accidents. And you know how embarrassing it would be to claim it only to find out I was 99 or 101?
Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:08 AM (BpO1e)

I do know how embarrassing it would be, yes.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:10 AM (odBC9)

I'm sure it builds character.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:13 AM (odBC9)

127 That was why I cancelled my card with Southwest. I paid the entire thing at once and they still tacked on a few bucks more because they don't process the payment right then and there.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026


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My Internet company, which used to be my cable company, mails their bill so late that I barely have time to send them my payment before the deadline. They want me to go online bill pay, and I won't; it saves them money, but not me. The day they hit me with a late fee, I'll raise holy hell at their office, and if I don't get it taken off, Starlink, here I come.

Which I should do anyway. It would save me half of what I'm paying for 'Net now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

128 123 106
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9)
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Do an airbnb for a month and do your search in person.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:55 AM (RIvkX)

hmm
Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:11 AM (odBC9)

Might work, Wolfus.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:14 AM (odBC9)

129 Do an airbnb for a month and do your search in person.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:55 AM (RIvkX)

hmm
Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:11 AM (odBC9)
*
Might work, Wolfus.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2026


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That would make it easier, true. I wouldn't have to pack up and move, wouldn't have to bring the cats, and wouldn't be cemented into the area if it turns out I don't like it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 07:17 AM (wzUl9)

130 129 Do an airbnb for a month and do your search in person.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 06:55 AM (RIvkX)

hmm
Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:11 AM (odBC9)
*
Might work, Wolfus.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2026

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That would make it easier, true. I wouldn't have to pack up and move, wouldn't have to bring the cats, and wouldn't be cemented into the area if it turns out I don't like it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 07:17 AM (wzUl9)

... and there was no "but" in your immediate answer! Sounds good.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 07:18 AM (odBC9)

131 That would make it easier, true. I wouldn't have to pack up and move, wouldn't have to bring the cats, and wouldn't be cemented into the area if it turns out I don't like it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026
*
... and there was no "but" in your immediate answer! Sounds good.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2026


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I know I tend to look at both sides of the record to see if it's scratched. The only problem I foresee with this plan is that it'll take money I could put toward the move and the house. However, if nothing works out, it would be a nice vacation!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

132 Noodus JJS

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 07:27 AM (wzUl9)

133 I have fallen and will NEVER give up.

Posted by: communism for fags at September 18, 2026 07:33 AM (Jmy/7)

134 131 That would make it easier, true. I wouldn't have to pack up and move, wouldn't have to bring the cats, and wouldn't be cemented into the area if it turns out I don't like it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026
*
... and there was no "but" in your immediate answer! Sounds good.
Posted by: m at September 18, 2026

***
I know I tend to look at both sides of the record to see if it's scratched. The only problem I foresee with this plan is that it'll take money I could put toward the move and the house. However, if nothing works out, it would be a nice vacation!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

Worth thinking on.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 08:01 AM (odBC9)

135 You can ask Dan, if you want, but I think I saw Sarah's shocked face under the sink. Next to the bleach and stuff.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 18, 2026 09:17 AM (S6tOh)

136 I've come to the conclusion that most of the rogue AI stories are fake, or the rogue action was actually enabled by a person for political impact.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 18, 2026 10:30 AM (7/DDO)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - September 17, 2026

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. On time, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Quite the before and after


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Why did we stop building stuff with so much detail?


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Abandoned plans for a city across from San Francisco.

Developers planned a city of 30,000 people in the hills directly across the Golden Gate from San Francisco

Two Spanish-tiled stucco gateposts once stood at the mouth of Tennessee Valley in Marin County, opening onto nothing at all.

Behind them a road climbed into the hills and stopped. It had been bulldozed wide enough to carry commuter traffic, because that was the entire idea. Those gates were the front door of Marincello, a city of 30,000 people planned for the slopes directly across the water from San Francisco. In the mid 1960s it came alarmingly close to existing.

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Modesty was not a design feature. Fifty apartment towers, hundreds of houses and townhouses, 250 acres of light industry, a shopping mall running a full mile with ornamental pools and elephant trains, and a square ringed by churches and named Brotherhood Plaza. A hotel would crown the highest hill on the property. Hart costs the twenty-year build at $285 million in 1964 dollars.

An earlier draft was madder still. The Bay Area history archive FoundSF records a scheme originally drawn up for more than 150,000 residents, which the planning process eventually talked down to 30,000.

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A state appellate court ruled on 2 November 1970 that the 1965 approval could not stand and the plan would have to be lodged again from scratch. A lawyer for Gulf Oil called it silly to kill a multimillion-dollar development on a technicality. Praetzel’s answer, years later, was that the technicality in question was the law.

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Walk south from the Tennessee Valley car park and the track underfoot gets suspiciously wide.

This is the Marincello Trail, which the Golden Gate National Parks Conservancy measures at 2.9 miles return with 694 feet of climb. The same data gives a typical tread of 120 inches, or ten feet of graded roadway, waiting on cars that never turned up.

So we missed out another blue shithole in California, right??


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The headline here omits a very important word.

Many Venezuelan immigrants shun Florida and turn to smaller cities in Utah, elsewhere

Snow-covered mountains ringing a valley of wide, free-flowing roads remind Venezuelan transplants that the growing suburbs south of Salt Lake City offer what Miami can’t.

One million Venezuelans were released into the United States after crossing the Mexican border during a record immigration surge, and many shunned Miami and other longtime immigrant footholds for smaller places with less established communities — a pattern found in an exclusive Associated Press analysis of fedteral data from fall 2018 to summer 2025.

These cities and towns promised better jobs, cheaper homes, less traffic and higher quality of life, outweighing Florida’s allure of tropical weather and ease of getting by on Spanish alone.


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After less than two weeks there, Vera and his mother accepted a cousin’s invitation to Utah. In the southern suburbs, with massive new housing tracts and pristine shopping centers, Vera found factory work but soon quit to turn a hobby baking for co-workers into his own business. Today he employs 15 people — many, like him, asylum seekers — at a warehouse and two bakeries.

That last sentence contains the clue as to the missing word.

Utah — known as a relatively immigrant-friendly state despite deep Republican roots and support for President Donald Trump — became a top destination for Venezuelans crossing the border, along with parts of the Chicago, Denver, Atlanta, Dallas and Houston metro areas, AP’s data show. Venezuelans also went to smaller cities including Madison, Wisconsin; Albuquerque, New Mexico; and Savannah, Georgia.

It’s a pattern playing out across the U.S.: Some Cubans eschewed Florida and went to Louisville, Kentucky, and Odessa, Texas; Colombians chose the Boston and Denver areas; and Paterson, New Jersey, was the top pick among Peruvians.

These communities have both benefited from the influx of people and struggled to integrate their new arrivals.

"Struggled to integrate their new arrivals"??? How dare they not just make life easy for these "asylum seekers"?!?

Trump’s immigration crackdown instilled fear and made Venezuelans less visible since 2023, when arrivals peaked in Utah and in the United States as a whole. Everyone here seems to know someone who returned to Venezuela voluntarily because they feared being detained and deported or because they lost their work authorization.

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Arrieta’s wife — co-owner Sandy Arrieta — wanted to stay open. But he believes nothing will turn around while Trump’s in office.

“Until the government changes, the problems will not end,” said Fidel, 65, who immigrated in 1994.

That's more than enough for you to get the gist of the intention of this article. Check out the whole thing if you want more bilge.


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Saw some pushback in the comments on Tuesday against my semi-crusade against Flock. We can respectfully disagree. But you might want to skip past this segment.

Hackers find encryption keys stored on stolen Flock camera despite company's denials — group extracts more than 27,000 clips, 1.6 million images captured in a span of 21 days from the device

Flock claims that images are only briefly stored on its cameras before being forwarded to the company’s servers, but a group of hackers determined that this wasn’t the case.

Flock says that its cameras are protected by on-device encryption, and even though a security researcher noted some flaws in its system, the company said that physical access is still required to exploit them and that the images are only briefly retained on the device before they’re forwarded to the cloud. However, 404 Media says that a hacking group called stegan0gram found out that this wasn’t the case after they took down a Flock camera positioned over a roadway and analyzed the data stored inside it.

While the hacking group failed to access the most sensitive data stored on the Flock camera, they were still able to access its Android operating system and found two storage partitions, labeled “vendor” and “media.” The latter was found to contain an encryption key that unlocked another partition containing all the media files from the camera. 404 Media said that that particular Flock camera captured about 1.6 million images across 21 days, detecting around 50,200 vehicles and, more concerningly, 11 people. There were also 27,321 video clips saved on the device — MP4 files with a 1024 x 768 resolution that lasted about a second or two.

Abilities like reading license plates and describing vehicle characteristics like color, make, and model are done on Flock’s servers, but these cameras still retain some edge AI capabilities. This includes detecting people, vehicles, bicycles, and plate-like shapes, which it then crops and sends to the company servers, alongside the original images. Although the software was found to have some facial detection capabilities, the publication said that this was the stock capabilities included in the operating system and wasn’t used by the camera.



How the American revolt against Flock cameras mirrors the Boston Tea Party of 1773

A grassroots revolt against automated license plate readers, or ALPRs, has gained momentum across the United States.

ALPRs are AI-powered cameras that capture images of all passing vehicles. The camera systems turn details into datapoints searchable by anyone with access to the information.

Today, there are more than 130,000 ALPRs on U.S. streets. And more than 5,000 law enforcement agencies use cameras produced by a single manufacturer, Flock Safety, which says its cameras have helped law enforcement agencies identify and arrest criminals and reduce crime.

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As a historian of the American Revolution, I see parallels between Americans’ revolt against ALPRs and colonists’ destructive and often violent pushback to late 18th-century British rule.

If this summer’s celebrations marking the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding failed to inspire widespread patriotism, the increasingly bipartisan revolution against ALPRs suggests Americans have not entirely lost their rebellious spirit.

Long article, but I think it's worth the read.


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Incredible surgery!

Twin sisters conjoined at the head underwent successful separation surgery

Surgeons at a children's hospital in Missouri earlier this year successfully separated infant twin sisters who had been born conjoined at the head, hospital officials announced Wednesday.

Sisters Hiyab and Wuhbto are now recovering and undergoing rehabilitation and intensive care, more than six months after their cranial separation surgery in February, the hospital said.

The Feb. 24-25 surgery, at SSM Health Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital in St. Louis, Missouri, took more than 24 hours to complete and involved a team of specialists across multiple disciplines.

"It is still too soon to know exactly what their long-term development will look like but what we do know is that they now have opportunities that would not have been possible without this intervention," Dr. Joanna Kemp, head neurological surgeon at SSM Health Cardinal Glennon Children’s Hospital, said in a press conference Wednesday.

News video segment at the link. Photos also.


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Dino is just like the rest of us!

The T. rex had a body temperature similar to our own, study finds

Using fossilized teeth, scientists have finally taken the T. rex’s temperature — and it wasn’t too different from our own.

Researchers once thought that dinosaurs were sluggish, cold-blooded creatures. Later findings challenged that, suggesting that older dinosaurs were warm-blooded and could control their body temperature.

Most scientists agree that Tyrannosaurus rex was warm-blooded, but pinning down the exact core temperature of an extinct creature is difficult.

“We can’t just use a thermometer to do that,” said Jasmina Wiemann, a paleobiologist at Johns Hopkins University who had no role in the latest work.

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Comments

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1 "The argumentative defense of any proposition is inversely proportional to the truth contained."

'Nuff said.

Posted by: mindful webworker - they'll be bock! at September 17, 2026 09:56 PM (XAUvQ)

2 NOODled the corgis.

Posted by: mindful webworker - dawg whissles at September 17, 2026 09:58 PM (XAUvQ)

3

Somebody exploded an H-bomb today
But it wasn't anybody I knew

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 09:59 PM (Cqx++)

4 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 09:59 PM (o36GC)

5
*waves to cheering crowd*
*points to people in audience*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:00 PM (eRlcH)

6 1

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 17, 2026 10:00 PM (tuyt8)

7 The University Democrats, a student group at the University of Texas at Austin, unintentionally brought together political heavyweights from both sides of the aisle after announcing earlier this month an event featuring controversial Twitch streamer Hasan Piker.

Gov. Greg [Bud] Abbott, Sen. Ted Cruz and Rep. Henry Cuellar, to voice[d] their disapproval of the event and condemn[ed] Piker.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:00 PM (VQ0bX)

8 Yay ONT! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 17, 2026 10:00 PM (tuyt8)

9 First perhaps?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM (4Qj8V)

10 “We can’t just use a thermometer to do that,” said Jasmina Wiemann, a paleobiologist at Johns Hopkins University who had no role in the latest work.

Where would we be without scientists?

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)

11 Cool opening picture

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM (w3u3d)

12 Nice pic, Doof! Now to enjoy the content.

Today was okay. Decent phone interview, won't hear back for 2-3 weeks on that of course. Nother interview tomorrow for another company.

Praying still for the path to be made clear, or at least some stronger hints.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:02 PM (aJQbY)

13 Cool opening picture


Explanation?

Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)

14 Good evening Horde! Thanks Disco!

Average warm blooded temperature > room temperature


Posted by: TRex - average temperature dino at September 17, 2026 10:03 PM (XfIK1)

15 More info about those conjoined twins: After completing the separation surgery, scans showed that one child had more brain that the other one.

The one with the bigger brain is registered as a Republican, and the one with very little brain is a Democrat

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

16 No Holiday Road for Mitch?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (viF8m)

17 ***Palau de la Música Catalana (190 in Barcelona, Spain.
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Hippies

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (VQ0bX)

18 Harrrumph!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (wpRMV)

19 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (v9vY1)

20 Catalonians. That's Barthelona, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:06 PM (wpRMV)

21 Most scientists agree that Tyrannosaurus rex was warm-blooded, but pinning down the exact core temperature of an extinct creature is difficult.

“We can’t just use a thermometer to do that,” said Jasmina Wiemann, a paleobiologist at Johns Hopkins University who had no role in the latest work.

Imagine the poor scientist who would have been the one to insert the rectal thermometer to take a T-Rex's temp.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

22 Is that a Family Truckster I spy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:07 PM (wpRMV)

23 I dare anyone to find a BETTER before and after hair cut. This guy is an absolute WIZARD!
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Critically Thinking, it would be difficult to restrain one's self.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:08 PM (VQ0bX)

24 >>Cool opening picture


>>Explanation?

>>Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

Fire wheel burning in the air

First one who gets it wins a cookie.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:08 PM (viF8m)

25
“We can’t just use a thermometer to do that,” said Jasmina Wiemann, a paleobiologist at Johns Hopkins University who had no role in the latest work.


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Those who shove a thermometer up the ass of a T Rex are notable for their short lifespan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:08 PM (wpRMV)

26 Somebody exploded an H-bomb today
But it wasn't anybody I knew
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 09:59 PM (Cqx++)

More than 20 miles from my house. Don't care.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 17, 2026 10:09 PM (vSvIl)

27 Hiyab and Wuhbto?

Next surgery will be the clitorectomy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:10 PM (1z8ji)

28 The only reason I remember “Better than Ezra” is Norm McDonald.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 10:11 PM (sTKQb)

29 Cool opening picture


Explanation?

Thanks for the ONT, Doof.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)

Lena Dunham broke wind while riding in a zeppelin.

That's my guess.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 10:12 PM (0aYVJ)

30 my semi-crusade against Flock

Posted in the last thread:

Cop, married, with two kids, uses Flock and police databases to stalk a woman who had clearly rebuffed him, mentioned having a boyfriend. Cop says he saw a "shiny thing." Creep. (27:36) -Audit the Audit

https://youtu.be/kTI8Ez39LUY


Also, #191 in previous thread
Today's AI & robots news, five items
acecomments.mu.nu/?post=421418#c42787303

Posted by: mindful webworker - for human, press 1 at September 17, 2026 10:12 PM (XAUvQ)

31 First one who gets it wins a cookie.

GD song, but what's the picture?

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re)

32 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

33 Love that Mitch is finally taking some family break time from his busy Senate schedule!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 10:13 PM (KQ5R7)

34 Gov. Greg [Bud] Abbott, Sen. Ted Cruz and Rep. Henry Cuellar, to voice[d] their disapproval of the event and condemn[ed] Piker.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:00

I guess Piker is getting even more attention w/ his latest babblings. So this attention whore makes money by being an "influencer"? Is that how the internet works today?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at September 17, 2026 10:13 PM (4Qj8V)

35 >>GD song, but what's the picture?

Hell if I know.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:14 PM (viF8m)

36 That's Rombley driving the Family Truckster, with the Turtle on the roof, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:15 PM (1z8ji)

37 No Holiday Road for Mitch?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (viF8m)


Missed opportunity. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2026 10:15 PM (NZw0l)

38 Cornell just announced Hassan Piker is bringing his act to Ithaca. Fun times ahead.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 10:15 PM (KQ5R7)

39 Sorry I'm late, Godzilla needed help getting a splinter out of his foot.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2026 10:16 PM (2RJDy)

40 Hello All, I must be going.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 10:16 PM (Q/FnY)

41 Where would we be without scientists?
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)

Shoving a thermometer up a TRex's ass is probably not a life-enhancing act.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:16 PM (1z8ji)

42 Hello All, I must be going.
Posted by: Gmac

Groucho, izzat you?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 10:17 PM (o36GC)

43 Picture is from the game Halo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 10:17 PM (sTKQb)

44 The only reason I remember “Better than Ezra” is Norm McDonald.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 10:11 PM (sTKQb)

They had a hot song, didnt they... 90s? This is gonna bug me now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

45 The T. rex had a body temperature similar to our own, study finds

-
Yeah? Well, he wasn't as hot as Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:18 PM (ndZc7)

46 I don't envy anyone trying to take the temp of a T-Rex the traditional way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 10:18 PM (FZ29D)

47 >>GD song, but what's the picture?

Hell if I know.
Posted by: JackStraw


No, that's what you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)

48 Sorry I'm late, Godzilla needed help getting a splinter out of his foot.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2026 10:16 PM (2RJDy)
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Did you also have to take his temp?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (FZ29D)

49 Tomorrow is first Christmas and I'm playing hooky all afternoon. Going to see the Newport Boat Show with some friends, oogle boats, eat lobster and drink rum. 3 things I absolutely excel at.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (viF8m)

50 38 Cornell just announced Hassan Piker is bringing his act to Ithaca. Fun times ahead.

----------

Someone needs to take a flamethrower to the entire Board of Trustees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:20 PM (wpRMV)

51 Where would we be without scientists?
Posted by: mikeski

Shoving a thermometer up a TRex's ass is probably not a life-enhancing act.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That too, but I was thinking more about how you'd apply a thermometer to a fossil, and get a result other than room temperature.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)

52 *** ***

A state appellate court ruled on 2 November 1970 that the 1965 approval could not stand and the plan would have to be lodged again from scratch. A lawyer for Gulf Oil called it silly to kill a multimillion-dollar development on a technicality. Praetzel’s answer, years later, was that the technicality in question was the law.
---
This is an insight into and maybe the genesis, of California's failure.
---

Another oilman, George Mitchell developed, in unrestrained TX,
The Woodlands, TX, a place where one will find the Exxon campus, Halliburton, Anadarko Petroleum, Woodforest National Bank, CBRE Group, The Howard Hughes Corporation, Baker Hughes, Lexicon Pharmaceuticals, Conoco Phillips, Hewlett Packard and Noble Energy There are many others but Wiki is limited.
_Need a job?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:23 PM (VQ0bX)

53 Good evening morons and

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:23 PM (RIvkX)

54 и спасибо, Дуф

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:23 PM (RIvkX)

55 was thinking more about how you'd apply a thermometer to a fossil, and get a result other than room temperature.


Go outdoors in NDak around January and you'd get a temp WELL below room temp.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:23 PM (Jr+re)

56 Someone needs to take a flamethrower to the entire Board of Trustees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:20 PM (wpRMV)

Just think of all the weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth that would ensue if some patriot shot Hasan Piker in the neck with Grandpa's old sporterized Mauser.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (1z8ji)

57 Matthew Foldi
@MatthewFoldi
#ARSEN NEWS:
Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner says on tape that she “would trade five Americans for one” illegal immigrant worker.

-
Well, can I pick the five Americans and the illegal?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (ndZc7)

58
Cornell just announced Hassan Piker is bringing his act to Ithaca. Fun times ahead.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Who's opening for him?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)

59 Cornell just announced Hassan Piker is bringing his act to Ithaca. Fun times ahead.

=====

Professor Jacobson will be there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (RIvkX)

60
The hotblooded dino video:
https://t.ly/_NnmQ

You're welcome.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 10:25 PM (w6EFb)

61 I was down in Cleveland, attending an event this past weekend.

In the span of just one year the townships of Gates Mills, Hunting Valley, and Chagrin Falls have all gone full nazi, and have installed Flock cameras EVERYWHERE.

My friends say that basic traffic fines for speeding start at $250.00.

Do you have any idea of how hard it is to drive 35mph on boulevard type roads. The damn things are 2 1/2 lanes wide, and one way traffic on each side.

Hell, back in youth 60mph was going slow ...

Takes all the fun out of driving it does.

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 10:26 PM (oCio0)

62 "Well, can I pick the five Americans and the illegal?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

How about The Squad for a Mexican weathergirl?

Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 10:27 PM (PTDkx)

63 I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

Posted by: The Man in Black at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM (YcOeP)

64 49 Tomorrow is first Christmas and I'm playing hooky all afternoon. Going to see the Newport Boat Show with some friends, oogle boats, eat lobster and drink rum. 3 things I absolutely excel at.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (viF8m)

Enjoy, good sir ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM (oCio0)

65 Mixed bag, alright. Kinda like the boxes and bags of garage stuff auctioned off late at an estate sale. Or a pile of 60s dress patterns. Good stuff, though.

Posted by: Just Browsing at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM (Fn+3X)

66 Incredible surgery!

Twin sisters conjoined at the head underwent successful separation surgery
---

This is what happens when you let them black folk go to college.
Gotta be careful.
_LBJ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM (VQ0bX)

67 Saw some pushback in the comments on Tuesday against my semi-crusade against Flock. We can respectfully disagree. But you might want to skip past this segment.
====

On the contrary I am happy for you to shine a light on any threat to our constitutional freedoms.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

68 63 I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

Posted by: The Man in Black at September 17, 2026 10:28 PM
***
Ouch. Was someone trying to take your temperature?

Posted by: TRex - post-hump day dino at September 17, 2026 10:30 PM (XfIK1)

69 How about The Squad for a Mexican weathergirl?

Posted by: Ripley

Now you're talking!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:31 PM (ndZc7)

70 So we missed out another blue shithole in California, right??
=====

Fun fact: there is no freeway through San Francisco to the GG bridge. There is three miles of stop lights on every corner and a speed limit of 35.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)

71 That barber video- Goddamn, boy!

Also, I hate Califa, but don't fuck with the Marin. One of the few places I don't hate (but probably should).

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 17, 2026 10:31 PM (QaH55)

72 Flock is hardly the beginning. As many others have noted, there have been cameras all the fck over public spaces for many many years, no doubt being used and misused by who knows but they have ZERO accountability.

Gosh, it would be terrible if some of those other cameras were to be mistaken for Flockers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2026 10:32 PM (+fdRY)

73 Cornell just announced Hassan Piker is bringing his act to Ithaca. Fun times ahead.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Who's opening for him?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)

Mohammed the Prophet. I hear he's a hard act to follow.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 17, 2026 10:33 PM (qx7Zg)

74 >>Enjoy, good sir ...

Thank you my friend.

This really is something I look forward to every year.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)

75 Trying to do more animation but it isn't good for my heath. You can ask why but I don't know the answer.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2026 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

76 At least Mitch got to ride on the roof. If he went with the Romney's, he'd be tied to the back bumper. Not sure about the wheelchair, though.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 17, 2026 10:35 PM (qx7Zg)

77
24 >>Cool opening picture


>>Explanation?

>>Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

Fire wheel burning in the air

First one who gets it wins a cookie.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:08 PM

------

Estimated Prophet. The Dead.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 10:35 PM (t1fZA)

78 In the span of just one year the townships of Gates Mills, Hunting Valley, and Chagrin Falls have all gone full nazi, and have installed Flock cameras EVERYWHERE
---------------
True

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 10:36 PM (dM5CL)

79 Tomorrow is first Christmas and I'm playing hooky all afternoon. Going to see the Newport Boat Show with some friends, oogle boats, eat lobster and drink rum. 3 things I absolutely excel at.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (viF8m)

Sounds like a plan. I worked on some of these for a while as a yute: https://www.nauticapedia.ca/vessel.php?id=47509

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:36 PM (1z8ji)

80 Sorry I'm late, Godzilla needed help getting a splinter out of his foot.
Posted by: tankdemon


Splinter. Right. That was the Todaiji Temple.




Or Bambi.

Posted by: mindful webworker - yes, I looked it up at September 17, 2026 10:36 PM (XAUvQ)

81
10 “We can’t just use a thermometer to do that,” said Jasmina Wiemann, a paleobiologist at Johns Hopkins University who had no role in the latest work.

Where would we be without scientists?
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 10:01 PM

-------

What's that smell? Oh yeah, DEI.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 10:37 PM (t1fZA)

82 The Di-Noc panels on the Family Truckster were well done, I must say. And the full wheel covers and whitewalls are to die for.

Posted by: Oozing Class at September 17, 2026 10:38 PM (Fn+3X)

83 >>Sounds like a plan. I worked on some of these for a while as a yute:

Sweet. I plan to carve out some time to go check out the new trawlers.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)

84 Hi.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:39 PM (jMB9H)

85
Imagine the poor scientist who would have been the one to insert the rectal thermometer to take a T-Rex's temp.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)





That's why they made student interns. The hot coeds go to "professor's office hours", the young men receive exciting work opportunities in the live animal labs, IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 10:39 PM (iqcvy)

86 True
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 10:36 PM (dM5CL)

I had to drive up SOM Center Rd from Solon to Gates Mills Blvd, I swear every intersection had a multiplicity of cameras ... and I aged about 10 years during that drive.

I can't drive that slowly on SOM ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 10:40 PM (oCio0)

87 Or Bambi.
Posted by: mindful webworker

Favorite joke time -

Bambi's mom steps out of the woods into the clearing rubbing her behind and states:

"That's the last time I do THAT for two bucks!"

(HeyOhhhhhhhh!!)

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 10:40 PM (o36GC)

88 >>Estimated Prophet. The Dead.

Not bad for a semi-literate thug. I owe you one cookie. One. This isn't a charity.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:40 PM (viF8m)

89 Only problem with the family truckster photo is there's no dog dragging behind on a leash . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 17, 2026 10:41 PM (Jr+re)

90 Mitch’s “Family Vacation”

Could be worse, it could be raining.

Posted by: MacRadDoc at September 17, 2026 10:41 PM (Gl2C6)

91 >> Imagine the poor scientist who would have been the one to insert the rectal thermometer to take a T-Rex's temp.

Jim! Grab that thermometer, I've got a job for you.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at September 17, 2026 10:41 PM (w6EFb)

92 Tomorrow is first Christmas and I'm playing hooky all afternoon. Going to see the Newport Boat Show with some friends, oogle boats, eat lobster and drink rum. 3 things I absolutely excel at.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (viF8m)

---------

Watch for a Jenneau 42. I may be in the market.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (wpRMV)

93 57 Matthew Foldi
@MatthewFoldi
#ARSEN NEWS:
Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner says on tape that she “would trade five Americans for one” illegal immigrant worker.

-
Well, can I pick the five Americans and the illegal?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Hmmm, five fat, tatted up with face rings, purple-green hair, broads for a smokin' hot curvy latina babe. Well, ok. Deal.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (v9vY1)

94 Of course T-Rex had a similar body temp. JEEZ!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (jMB9H)

95 Had a good shop day today. Moved the dune buggy into the big shop; setting it aside to do other stuff for a while. Got the cam bearings installed in the Lark Six I am overhauling, and with the help of the Lark's owner, we got two portable generators started.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)

96 If I'm not mistaken, Dr. Ben Carson, who had been in Trump's cabinet, was the first surgeon to separate twins conjoined at the head.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1)

97 I saw video of Mitch McConnell today.

He was conscious but not alert nor oriented. He was not responsive. He did not speak. He did not move his legs. He gave one random thumbs up.

This is not a well person. He most likely has suffered a series of ischemic accidents. He probably needs assistance with all activities of daily living including continuous medical supervision. I would say based on this his prognosis is poor.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

98 AOP
You never cease to amaze me😛!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:46 PM (jMB9H)

99 >>Watch for a Jenneau 42. I may be in the market.

Not sure the model(s) but they have both power and sail at the show. I'll check it out.



Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:46 PM (viF8m)

100 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (/+uur)

101 97 I saw video of Mitch McConnell today.

He was conscious but not alert nor oriented. He was not responsive. He did not speak. He did not move his legs. He gave one random thumbs up.

This is not a well person. He most likely has suffered a series of ischemic accidents. He probably needs assistance with all activities of daily living including continuous medical supervision. I would say based on this his prognosis is poor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho



beep

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (v9vY1)

102
Tyrannosaurus Rex = Tyrant Lizard King.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

103 Contractor has most of the flooring in, and some of the cabinets. Dude came to measure for the countertops today. I guess next week they do the door and window trim, maybe the base trim, and the electrician is coming out again to install the fixtures and finish the switching. Not sure when the dudes come with the propane tank, but it's getting cool out there at night. I don't think they will be done in two weeks, but I'm hopeful.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (Ntshk)

104 That's why they made student interns. The hot coeds go to "professor's office hours", the young men receive exciting work opportunities in the live animal labs, IYKWIM.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 10:39 PM (iqcvy)

Hm. Sounds like the making of a blue movie.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

105 Of course T-Rex had a similar body temp. JEEZ!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:42 PM (jMB9H)

I am guessing that the temperature implied by the mineral makeup of the critter's teeth is a tad lower than the critter's core temperature, seeing as teeth are somewhat exposed to cooling outside air. But the delta between mouth temp and core temp is likely similar in modern-day large animals, so a core temp can be inferred.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:47 PM (1z8ji)

106 He was conscious but not alert nor oriented. He was not responsive. He did not speak. He did not move his legs. He gave one random thumbs up.

---------

Did he say "beep" or "beeeeeep"? There's a difference.

Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at September 17, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)

107 This is not a well person. He most likely has suffered a series of ischemic accidents. He probably needs assistance with all activities of daily living including continuous medical supervision. I would say based on this his prognosis is poor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

Biden shit my britches

Posted by: Mitch at September 17, 2026 10:48 PM (/+uur)

108 The wheel is turning and you can't slow down
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:48 PM (RIvkX)

109 Yeah. Depeche Mode....nah...
Sorry Doof. Sometimes I wonder about you...but, then again, I'm an oldster....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:49 PM (jMB9H)

110 CoMM

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)

111 This is not a well person. He most likely has suffered a series of ischemic accidents. He probably needs assistance with all activities of daily living including continuous medical supervision. I would say based on this his prognosis is poor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

What is it with these walking corpses in Congress?

Then again, Mad Maxine has never been able to communicate clearly, so I guess they don't have to be mostly dead to be useless.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 10:50 PM (Ntshk)

112 MSN
China warns of space war after US confirms on-orbit weapons
China has warned of "war in outer space" after US officials confirmed for the first time that offensive, on-orbit space control weapons have been deployed.

USSF
♦ Intelligence suggests the PLA likely sees counterspace operations as means to deter and counter U.S. military intervention in a regional conflict. It is actively developing and fielding a wide range of counterspace capabilities.

China is the PACING CHALLENGE and is rapidly improving its space capabilities to TRACK & TARGET U.S. military forces. China & Russia are pursuing a wide range of counterspace capabilities to DISRUPT & DEGRADE U.S. space capabilities.

(Current as of July 2026)

https://tinyurl.com/yrd9rsaz

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:50 PM (VQ0bX)

113 The level of power these bitches hold is so great that Solomon would bow down.
The Senate is dead after the 17th Amendment destroyed the State (that was the purpose).
Who respents the State.
No one

Posted by: Mitch at September 17, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur)

114 This is not a well person. He most likely has suffered a series of ischemic accidents. He probably needs assistance with all activities of daily living including continuous medical supervision. I would say based on this his prognosis is poor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

He has better care than most elderly people around. He has a staff that tends to his every whim, security guards that keep him safe, and activities that keep him as mentally occupied as he's able (and would like) to be. That's why he didn't take the opportunity to retire early and try to stay in the Senate for what he knew would be his last semi-sentient term. If he retired six years ago, he would have been dead six days after he left the Senate chamber for the last time. Boxer and Feinstein were the same way. For them, home would never be as fun as the Senate.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (0CU3H)

115 110 Psycho! Yikes!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (jMB9H)

116 Cornell just announced Hassan Piker is bringing his act to Ithaca. Fun times ahead.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Ithaca put me in a haze
Sweet, sweet Connie and doing her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact!

We're an American Democrat Socialist



Posted by: Not Grand Funk Railroad at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (wVcYX)

117 Boat shows. Oh, to dream.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:54 PM (VQ0bX)

118 If Paramount leaves L.A.that city will become Thunderdome in 2 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)

119
Yep, that Chicom squawking confirms that's what all this is about. They're up to something.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at September 17, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)

120 For them, home would never be as fun as the Senate.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (0CU3H)

I can't imagine the Senate is "fun."

Not my fault they didn't cultivate a home life. With all that money and all that power, they couldn't figure out how to live. Really would suck to be them.

FFS, take up knitting, or bonsai, or doing crossword puzzles with your grandkids.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 10:55 PM (Ntshk)

121 Thirteen of us got together for an early supper up today, ten of us having been in college together in the early seventies, plus a couple of outside spouses that have three or more decades with us. We do it two or three times a year.
And we are all barely 29+. It's odd.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 10:55 PM (sl73Y)

122 110 Psycho! Yikes!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:53 PM (jMB9H)
====
Usually someone has offered you a drink and a seat by now and I felt badly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

123 AOP
You never cease to amaze me😛!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 10:46 PM (jMB9H)


I fixed my washing machine. Tomorrow I will figure out if I fixed it all the way, or just sort of all the way like last time.

Washing machines are interesting. It is like they were a spare moment doodle put together as a hobby by the techs fired by NASA before they found new work with SpaceX

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)

124 Also, I hate Califa, but don't fuck with the Marin. One of the few places I don't hate (but probably should).

Probably. Because they sure as hell hate you.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 10:57 PM (vTZFs)

125 Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 10:55 PM (sl73Y)
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*gingerly steps off lawn*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:57 PM (RIvkX)

126 Being a Senator is early retirement

with a super pension and superior medical care

if they cared about us we would have the same medical policy as they do

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 10:57 PM (VQ0bX)

127 Washing machines are interesting. It is like they were a spare moment doodle put together as a hobby by the techs fired by NASA before they found new work with SpaceX
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)

Top-loaders are pretty doggone simple. Motor-and-cam programming. Hard to have it go wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:59 PM (1z8ji)

128 Marin is hard to describe. You have to experience the smug self-righteousness that comes with incredible wealth. And it gets hot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)

129 >> Boat shows. Oh, to dream.

Indeed.

And a great place to catch up with old friends and reminisce.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:00 PM (viF8m)

130 121 Thirteen of us got together for an early supper up today, ten of us having been in college together in the early seventies, plus a couple of outside spouses that have three or more decades with us. We do it two or three times a year.
And we are all barely 29+. It's odd.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 10:55 PM (sl73Y)

How fun!

We do Thanksgiving with a crowd that varies mightily by year. There is a core of folks who always attend, and then we collect strays. It's a blast.

We also do a fondue night for New Year's Eve. It's our wedding anniversary, and we do a late dinner (actually, we graze on it all evening) and then fireworks. There may also be shooting involved, and other forms of mayhem. Also a blast.

Folks we see often, and some only once a year. It's good for everyone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 11:00 PM (Ntshk)

131 Watch for a Jenneau 42. I may be in the market.

I aspire to someday own a Sunfish that has been tied to somebody's garage rafters since they won it on The Price is Right in 1977.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 11:01 PM (vTZFs)

132 That fag?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 17, 2026 11:01 PM (wxsGM)

133 Top-loaders are pretty doggone simple. Motor-and-cam programming. Hard to have it go wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:59 PM (1z8ji)

As I recall, Red Green repurposed his as a kiddie ride. Not sure that worked out so well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 11:02 PM (Ntshk)

134 I can't drive that slowly on SOM ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 10:40 PM (oCio0)
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Pepper Pike cops ticket on SOM too

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 11:03 PM (q/gvN)

135 I aspire to someday own a Sunfish that has been tied to somebody's garage rafters since they won it on The Price is Right in 1977.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 11:01 PM (vTZFs)

Sailfish for me please ...

Who needs a foot cockpit anyway.

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 11:03 PM (oCio0)

136 Bill Gertz posted to social media on Wednesday that wild "rumors are flying" about Chinese leader Xi Jinping's health and a possible plot to oust him from power.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:04 PM (VQ0bX)

137 I aspire to someday own a Sunfish that has been tied to somebody's garage rafters since they won it on The Price is Right in 1977.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 11:01 PM (vTZFs)

I am trying to remember the name of the class of sailing dinghy that was all the rage when I was a yute in West Vancouver. Sabot, maybe? They were all over, races, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:04 PM (1z8ji)

138 “So the Chinese and the Russians have developed jammers and directed-energy weapons and cyber capabilities and ground-based anti-satellite missiles and satellites capable of maneuvering close to other satellites,” he continued. “And they’ve been practicing the ability to disrupt, disable, and destroy the space capabilities on which our military depends.”

“So let’s be real clear about what’s happening today,” Deptula (Retired U.S. Air Force Lt. Gen. David Deptula ) added. “The United States isn’t starting an arms race in space. We’re responding to one that’s already been underway.”
_theHill

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:07 PM (VQ0bX)

139 Pepper Pike cops ticket on SOM too
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 11:03 PM (q/gvN)

SOMs kinda like a free for all zone it seems ...

I would have lost my license just driving to school. Especially having to drive into Shaker for practices in the afternoon.

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 11:07 PM (oCio0)

140 122 San Franpsycho

I usually find some sticky, wobbly table in the back. The barkeep kinda feels bad for me, and brings me some kinda mystery fizzy drink....I love it here...(except for that moose out front😐..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 11:07 PM (jMB9H)

141 Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

Wheel in the sky keeps on turning
Don't know where I'll be tomorrow...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 11:07 PM (rdVOm)

142 I am trying to remember the name of the class of sailing dinghy that was all the rage when I was a yute in West Vancouver. Sabot, maybe? They were all over, races, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:04 PM (1z8ji)

Lightnings ?

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 11:08 PM (oCio0)

143 Xi Jinping's health and a possible plot to oust him from power.
Posted by: Braenyard

Probably got stuck in a honey pot.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 11:08 PM (NnhvP)

144 Hmmm. Could this tie together the top photo and a major topic tonight? Let's see.

https://youtu.be/e5MAg_yWsq8

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 17, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

145 Here's your fizzy drink, COMM!

Let me put a napkin down first, so it doesn't stick to the table. Poor girl...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 11:10 PM (rdVOm)

146 OK youz guys...
Tonight’s mission: survive the journey from the couch to the bed.
Good night pals!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 11:10 PM (jMB9H)

147 >>I aspire to someday own a Sunfish that has been tied to somebody's garage rafters since they won it on The Price is Right in 1977.

One of the guys I used to sail with is a multi time Sunfish world champion. He moved back to St Croix where he grew up. He invented a new way to rig a Sunfish that made him really fast. The Jen's rig.

You can find used Sunfishes around here for short money. Great boats. Easy to sail and never get old no matter how skilled you get.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:11 PM (viF8m)

148 O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent senator into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give him... give him a break.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 11:12 PM (5C90x)

149 My sister had a fast as shit little sailboat, a step up from a Sunfish.
A Zuma,.I think. Fun to sail. Kind of like a Laser size.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 11:12 PM (sl73Y)

150 I am trying to remember the name of the class of sailing dinghy that was all the rage when I was a yute in West Vancouver. Sabot, maybe? They were all over, races, too

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Sabot

Laser

Lido

Sunfish (for those into the lateen rig)


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 11:13 PM (wpRMV)

151 Lightnings ?
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 11:08 PM (oCio0)

No, Sabot is it. Design has been around since 1946. Hard-chine pram, cat-rigged, with a leeboard or dagger-board.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:14 PM (1z8ji)

152

143 Xi Jinping's health and a possible plot to oust him from power.
Posted by: Braenyard

Probably got stuck in a honey pot.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 11:08 PM

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Oh, bother...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 11:15 PM (t1fZA)

153 As I recall, Red Green repurposed his as a kiddie ride. Not sure that worked out so well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 11:02 PM (Ntshk)


I saw one that was rebuilt to act as an apple grinder and a juice extractor under spin cycle. It did not look efficient and I suspect every ounce of juice it spun out tasted like old laundry detergent, but it was a clever idea.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)

154 I saw video of Mitch McConnell today.

He was conscious but not alert nor oriented. He was not responsive. He did not speak. He did not move his legs. He gave one random thumbs up.

This is not a well person. He most likely has suffered a series of ischemic accidents. He probably needs assistance with all activities of daily living including continuous medical supervision. I would say based on this his prognosis is poor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
.......

But man can he vote!

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 11:16 PM (oq9dX)

155 I had a good shop day too. Last week, power went out for 4 hours. Went out to start my generator-no dice. It's a ten year old inverter type. First time it failed me. Figured it was the carb, but ordered a new generator anyway. Also ordered a carb. Disassembly of the enclosed type is a pain, but I installed the new carb and it runs perfectly. Now I have 2.
The open frame generators are much easier to service, but are much louder. It's worth the hassle for the quietness.
Can't afford to be without a generator here on the NC Coast

Posted by: Generatin' Like Mad at September 17, 2026 11:16 PM (Fn+3X)

156 145 JQ!
You are a true treasure!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 11:17 PM (jMB9H)

157 >>Lightnings ?

My folks had both a Blue Jay and a Lightning when they were first married.

Sparkman & Stephens designed some great boats.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:17 PM (viF8m)

158 Wow, JackStraw! The Sunfish looks so much like the little sailboat my dad built when I was a child! We all learned to sail it, long before we could drive.

Wish I had it-- it now belongs to my older bro, who likely will never use it and will never let any of us *other kids* have it. Sad.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)

159 But man can he vote!
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 11:16 PM (oq9dX)

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DING DING DING DING

Posted by: Hector Salamanca at September 17, 2026 11:17 PM (wpRMV)

160 Configuring my Proxmox Hypervisor and having some bourbon and sour patch gummies, I'm off tomorrow so I may be up all night.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 11:18 PM (XV/Pl)

161 Peter Navarro has a new book out called Why Fauci MUST Rot in Prison

It is a combination of Fauci's diaries, countering clinical facts against Fauci's press releases, and a discussion of the laws and what the charges against Fauci should look like in the Florida courts.

It publishes October 13, 2026

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)

162 to carve out some time to go check out the new trawlers.
Posted by: JackStraw

That's not what we used to call them...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 11:20 PM (NnhvP)

163 The Art Deco Movement had beautiful decoration, gold leaf, sculpture, etc. WWII killed it. No artist commissions during the war and what emerged after was the International Style with nearly no ornamentation. Think the relatively ugly UN Complex in NY. Boring, flat. When I see the ugly green marble of the General Assembly behind someone speaking, I know we're about to get hosed.

Posted by: Give Turtle Bay Back To The Turtles! at September 17, 2026 11:21 PM (Fn+3X)

164 Happy Thursday Horde!

Stick around COMM, I'll have a drink with you, so long as JQ is still on the bar.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 11:21 PM (ibDUx)

165 Scituate Yacht club had a fleet of Sabots when I was a kid . I'd be trying to row my skiff across their race course to the mud flats and they'd get all pissed off.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 11:21 PM (sl73Y)

166 Hi, Debby!

*pours Chivas*

Set a spell...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 11:22 PM (rdVOm)

167 Now do Maxine.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 11:24 PM (2Ez/1)

168 >>Wow, JackStraw! The Sunfish looks so much like the little sailboat my dad built when I was a child! We all learned to sail it, long before we could drive.

They're so much fun and were super popular when I was a kid. Not surprised your dad built one, the boat inspired lots of copies.

And used ones are often pretty cheap. I've been thinking of picking one up myself. A bad day sailing is still a pretty damn good day.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:24 PM (viF8m)

169 162 to carve out some time to go check out the new trawlers.
Posted by: JackStraw

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Trawlers are kind of stodgy, aren't they? Is Grand Banks still around?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 11:25 PM (wpRMV)

170 Now do Maxine.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


Not with Bill Clinton's dick.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 11:26 PM (VHUov)

171 164 {{{DDS}}}
I'll give it my best! Good to see you sweet girl!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 11:26 PM (jMB9H)

172 Good gosh, working these customer care phones has been exhausting!

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 11:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

173 A bad day sailing is still a pretty damn good day.
Posted by: JackStraw

True. I miss those days. Even the day that one guy on a Hobie Cat was *literally* running circles around me! I was just having fun on the lake.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 11:28 PM (rdVOm)

174
Good evening, all.

I drove by Paramount Studios today! That area of town is trash. Everything barred up, weedy sidewalks. But you can see that beautiful Art Deco style out front and some of the interior buildings, which are Historical Buildings in their own right. TMZ says the departure is happening. 65 acres comes available in a yucky area of town. With Bass's aptitude for development, it should be a kingdom for pests and vandals in no time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 11:29 PM (mmrXZ)

175 Good gosh, working these customer care phones has been exhausting!
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 11:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

You need a large dog to act as your supervisor, to bark back at the AWFLs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 17, 2026 11:29 PM (qx7Zg)

176 we are saved. The danger AI poses is going to be solved.
It is being reported that Sean Penn, Ben Stiller are to join AI Oversight Advisory Committee.


The only way this could be more fake is if it were fake.
I did, however, get to watch Sean Penn at Hugo Chavez' funeral looking very sad, so who knows. Maybe this is not fake and is merely fake.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 11:29 PM (rbvCR)

177 172 Piper

You're doing a fine job🤪!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 17, 2026 11:29 PM (jMB9H)

178 I drove by Paramount Studios today! That area of town is trash. Everything barred up, weedy sidewalks. But you can see that beautiful Art Deco style out front and some of the interior buildings, which are Historical Buildings in their own right.

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How is the Hollywood Forever Cemetery? It's right down the street. It was always a great free date.

"Wanna see Joey Ramone's grave monument?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 11:31 PM (wpRMV)

179 And used ones are often pretty cheap. I've been thinking of picking one up myself. A bad day sailing is still a pretty damn good day.
Posted by: JackStraw at

Been over two years since I put my kayak in the water. Bought but never used a little hand sail for it. Figured if played the wind and tide right, I could paddle down Narragansett Bay a few miles, then take an easy ride back.
Still a plan.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 11:31 PM (sl73Y)

180 MTV Unplugged has some of the best music out there.

Too bad MTV abandoned music. It was freaking amazing in the 80s and 90s and early 00s.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 11:31 PM (yEz+x)

181 177 thank you COMM!

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 11:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

182 Abandoned plans for a city across from San Francisco.

_______________________

If they start from scratch and go through the process again, I'm tempted to be very spiteful and vindictive. I figure if a spend a couple hours in the approved area, I can find some inconsequential wildlife and build it up into some species that requires our protection.

"No no no....you can't build here. You'd be interfering iwth the mating season of the Gold Rose Tortricid Moth".

Call me petty, but that would be so damn satisfying to do, just for kicks and giggles.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 11:32 PM (dIske)

183 >>Trawlers are kind of stodgy, aren't they? Is Grand Banks still around?

I'm kind of stodgy.

Grand Banks is absolutely still around and building gorgeous yachts. They'll have at least one yacht at the show.

We called that kind of powerboat trawlers, not as a slur, just cause that's what we called cruising powerboats. Just a habit. It's where old sailors go when they get too old to pull strings. That's why Hinckley and other started building power boats.

This is a great cruising area with the islands and other popular ports and there are tons of those boats around here.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:34 PM (viF8m)

184 "No no no....you can't build here. You'd be interfering iwth the mating season of the Gold Rose Tortricid Moth".

Call me petty, but that would be so damn satisfying to do, just for kicks and giggles.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 11:32 PM (dIske)

Breeding grounds of the Greater Invisible Stoat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)

185 I thought a trawler yacht was a displacement-hull power yacht patterned after the fishing boats of the same name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:36 PM (1z8ji)

186 There is three miles of stop lights on every corner and a speed limit of 35.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Not during rush hour.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 11:36 PM (Fv808)

187 >>Been over two years since I put my kayak in the water. Bought but never used a little hand sail for it. Figured if played the wind and tide right, I could paddle down Narragansett Bay a few miles, then take an easy ride back.
Still a plan.

If you figure out how to get all the way down the bay, I'll take you and your kayak home. Buy you a beer before we go too.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)

188 My brother in law had a laser I got to sail around off Prudence Island. Fun boat. He took me out, capsized a few times and made me right the boat and sail on.

Then I got to go out by myself.

It was cathartic. Awesome. So very fun. Empowering.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 11:38 PM (yEz+x)

189 If I was of a mind to have a power boat, I'd get one of those sleek Riviera express cruisers. A 63 footer would be nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 11:39 PM (wpRMV)

190 When I first started learning about archeology and the past, I was amazed by these ruins of great cities that were now just fields of broken walls, hone only to the fixes and the scorpion. How could such thing happen, I wondered? Why would everyone just leave a place that so much work had gone into?

Now I am watching the process happen in real time, and I begin to understand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 11:41 PM (sTKQb)

191 188 My brother in law had a laser I got to sail around off Prudence Island. Fun boat. He took me out, capsized a few times and made me right the boat and sail on.

Then I got to go out by myself.

It was cathartic. Awesome. So very fun. Empowering.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 11:38 PM (yEz+x)

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Nothing is more fun than hiking out so far your hair is literally in the water.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 11:43 PM (wpRMV)

192 Now I am watching the process happen in real time, and I begin to understand.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 11:41 PM (sTKQb)

You can leave, but you cannot take it with you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:43 PM (1z8ji)

193 That is a really cool top photo, Doof.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2026 11:43 PM (2RJDy)

194 That is a really cool top photo, Doof.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2026 11:43 PM (2RJDy)

Amazingly, the neutron burst from the warhead did not fog the negative.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:45 PM (1z8ji)

195 I'm a city slicker but my father took me to boat shows when I was a kid.

Never been sailing, though.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 11:46 PM (JyZwj)

196 Watched a ewetoob series by a couple who sailed the seas in a trawler. Unless you really want to cross the ocean one can have just as much fun in a smaller boat.
They were always working on that thing.
But they loved it.
Talk about burning cash.
I should have learned to sail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:47 PM (VQ0bX)

197 >>My brother in law had a laser I got to sail around off Prudence Island. Fun boat. He took me out, capsized a few times and made me right the boat and sail on.

Elvis and I watched some of the NYYC Women's International Championships today. Two more days of racing. They race Swan IC37s owned by the New York Yacht Club. Good sailors. For girls.

Just kidding. Don't shoot me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:48 PM (viF8m)

198 >> Why would everyone just leave a place that so much work had gone into?

Climate change. How dare you.

Posted by: Greta at September 17, 2026 11:48 PM (w6EFb)

199 Biden's Dog, I hope that you are feeling better.

Piper, it is way past your bedtime!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 11:49 PM (ibDUx)

200 Not Swan IC37.

The IC37s replaced the Swans. Sheesh.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:50 PM (viF8m)

201 Biden's Dog, I hope that you are feeling better.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 11:49 PM (ibDUx)
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Thanks. First day since Tuesday of a decent sleep and feeling semi-normal. Doc prescribed knock-out antibiotics yesterday morning. They always do the trick.

Planning to actually step outside today but nothing strenuous.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 11:52 PM (JyZwj)

202 195 I'm a city slicker but my father took me to boat shows when I was a kid.

Never been sailing, though.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 11:46 PM (JyZwj)

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If it makes you feel any better, the Mycenaean Greeks pretty much rowed everywhere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 11:52 PM (wpRMV)

203 62 "Well, can I pick the five Americans and the illegal?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

How about The Squad for a Mexican weathergirl?

Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 10:27 PM (PTDkx

Reason 4386 to love this place.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 17, 2026 11:52 PM (QGaXH)

204 oogle boats, eat lobster and drink rum. 3 things I absolutely excel at.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:19

It's nice when one's talents and ambitions in life coincide so well.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at September 17, 2026 11:53 PM (4Qj8V)

205
How is the Hollywood Forever Cemetery? It's right down the street.

Posted by: Cicero

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Behind bars, like everything else in that area.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 11:53 PM (mmrXZ)

206
Behind bars, like everything else in that area.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


That's where Karen Bass should be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 11:55 PM (Cqx++)

207 This is a great cruising area with the islands and other popular ports and there are tons of those boats around here.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Your area and further north are probably the best areas in the Americas for what they call shanty boats. There are Utubes of couples with, they call them shanty boat but they are attractive, and comfortable, perfect for sailing those inlets which are gorgeous and everywhere.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:55 PM (VQ0bX)

208 Good evening, Horde. My dad built pleasure boats, F and C class racing boats and their motors. I could change a prop or whole lower unit by age 10.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:59 PM (+fpfy)

209 You can leave, but you cannot take it with you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:43 PM (1z8ji)

Well I sympathize completely
But there's nothing I can do
I am just obeying orders
I'm a simple soul like you
Well you really are persuasive
But I've heard it all before
And the boatman's getting restless
As he stands upon the shore

And you can't take it with you
No matter what you do
No, you can't take it with you
Not the place you're going to

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 12:02 AM (sTKQb)

210
Behind bars, like everything else in that area.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

That's where Karen Bass should be.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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I hope Nithya Raman uses the Paramount exit against that horrid grinning demon Bass.
[droning schoolmarm voice] "Our city has to be capable of maintaining its most treasured native industries" as if Raman gives a carp.

If LA has to be afflicted with one of those two for mayor, we proles at least deserve a little blue-on-blue action. Double bonus because the combatants are both females of color.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 12:02 AM (mmrXZ)

211 Hi Debby. Hope you are doing well. Fair to middling here. Bed is calling me.

Posted by: javems at September 18, 2026 12:04 AM (T/sqw)

212 >>Your area and further north are probably the best areas in the Americas for what they call shanty boats. There are Utubes of couples with, they call them shanty boat but they are attractive, and comfortable, perfect for sailing those inlets which are gorgeous and everywhere.

The northeast has a well earned reputation for insane and thoroughly corrupt politics and nobody knows it better than me. But we also have the best sailing and cruising grounds in the country and 2nd place isn't very close.

No chance I will give it up to appease the communists cause fuck them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 12:06 AM (viF8m)

213 Wandered off to watch the latest Zeducation. Then I saw Pitch Meeting for Odysseus in the sidebar, and decided to watch that. Then I hit the Like button for that. At which moment, the laptop decided to Restart. As it does, now and then.

Finally back up, caught up on comments. And now it's time to clock out.🕚 As happens.

Leaving the ONT is a matter of unfortunate necessity. Good to know that once ol' grampaw webworker is gone alla y'all really get your freak on. 😮

https://youtu.be/1MMGy778NTs

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - 42240 feet high at September 18, 2026 12:06 AM (XAUvQ)

214 I've seen a lot of writing/reporting on the upsurge by the Houthis but haven't seen any that connects this action to our upcoming elections.

It would seem to me that the timing was set to increase gas prices and make the Iran war look worse so as to help the Democrats take control of Congress which would hamstring the Trump administration and make it possible for the Iranian regime to survive past the end of Trump's Presidency.

Posted by: geoffb at September 18, 2026 12:08 AM (OtD+j)

215 >>I've seen a lot of writing/reporting on the upsurge by the Houthis but haven't seen any that connects this action to our upcoming elections.

The Houthis are an Iranian proxy, completely funded by Iran. That's exactly what's happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 12:12 AM (viF8m)

216 >>>Saw some pushback in the comments on Tuesday against my semi-crusade against Flock. We can respectfully disagree. But you might want to skip past this segment.

It's only one dude, recent arrival, and he is suspiciously BiNOesque.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 12:16 AM (dK+Kv)

217 javems, really good to see you, it has been a while, get some good sleep.

JQ, I am going to have another and please pour one for Ben Had.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 18, 2026 12:20 AM (ibDUx)

218 So.
I did sushi tonight. And Irish whiskey.
What have I missed?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2026 12:20 AM (2WIwB)

219 Hi Debby. Hope you are doing well. Fair to middling here. Bed is calling me.
Posted by: javems at September 18, 2026 12:04 AM (T/sqw)

Night! Hope to see you next month.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:21 AM (1z8ji)

220 Debby, Thank you but I'm about to get back to bed. The dog is taking an extra long pee call.

See you soon, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 12:22 AM (+fpfy)

221 We are find out finding out much more about Thomas Vrooks. Looks bad for the Secret Service and FBI

Matt Walsh forty five minute video
https://tinyurl.com/4c6uj4em

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 12:22 AM (8O9+I)

222 I am going to have another and please pour one for Ben Had.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
------

You got it!

*Chivas for Debby*
*Balvenie for Ben Had* (hope that's right!)

Cheers, ladies!

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 12:22 AM (rdVOm)

223 Sorry to see you go, Ben Had. Sleep well!

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 12:24 AM (rdVOm)

224 Somebody exploded an H-bomb today
But it wasn't anybody I knew
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 09:59 PM (Cqx++)

More than 20 miles from my house. Don't care.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 17, 2026 10:09 PM (vSvIl)


Even at 200 miles, better stock up on iodine.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 12:24 AM (Jc4hv)

225 When I first started learning about archeology and the past, I was amazed by these ruins of great cities that were now just fields of broken walls, hone only to the fixes and the scorpion. How could such thing happen, I wondered? Why would everyone just leave a place that so much work had gone into?

Now I am watching the process happen in real time, and I begin to understand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 11:41 PM (sTKQb)

Ancient Egypt was good at that. A new dynasty comes in, yeah this god sucks, and now this god is cool, and this city sucks, and now this city is cool. Then that one ends and another dynasty starts and does that shit all over again. When dynasties ended it was always crap shoot. Sometimes within dynasties. Akhenaten was one example. He tossed out the old gods, brings in the cult of Aten, builds an entire new capital city and moves the seat of power there. His son, King Tut, was originally Tutankhaten- Living image of Aten, then tut comes to power and now Aten was no longer cool, because fuck dad, and Tut became Tutankhamun- Living image of Amun, because now Amun was cool again and. Thats just one example. Cities built, cities abandoned, fuck it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 12:25 AM (S41Gd)

226 37 No Holiday Road for Mitch?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:05 PM (viF8m)

Missed opportunity. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2026 10:15 PM (NZw0l)


Oh, I've heard this before! From a movie. I think the Titanic scene where they're sinking.

Lindsey Buckingham - Holiday Road (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]
https://youtu.be/KsYqIJqlPNc

Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 12:27 AM (ke3zm)

227 JQ, thank you. Same to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 12:27 AM (+fpfy)

228 Matt Walsh forty five minute video
https://tinyurl.com/4c6uj4em
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 12:22 AM (8O9+I)

Is there an executive summary available?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:28 AM (1z8ji)

229 If I lived to 200 years old I never would have guessed Berserker was an expert on ancient Egypt.

You people never cease to amaze me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 12:29 AM (viF8m)

230 Hmm, drinking makers mark. I used to like it. Somehow tonight I'm not digging it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 12:32 AM (S41Gd)

231 Catamorans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 12:32 AM (d5Pps)

232 Better than Canned Cling Peach Crown Royal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 12:34 AM (d5Pps)

233 If I lived to 200 years old I never would have guessed Berserker was an expert on ancient Egypt.

You people never cease to amaze me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 12:29 AM (viF8m)

Well hold on to your ass, because I can read the Hieroglyphs too. Not like I used to, because after 9/11 I basically said fuck that whole area of the planet. I put the books down, stopped my reading. Still comes in handy in museums though.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 12:35 AM (S41Gd)

234 229 If I lived to 200 years old I never would have guessed Berserker was an expert on ancient Egypt.

You people never cease to amaze me.
Posted by: JackStraw



Have you ever listened to Iron Maiden? The album cover of Powerslave? Most of the metal heads I knew growing up and in the military were nerds (in a good way).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 12:36 AM (v9vY1)

235 *slides 3-finger glass of JD down the bar to Bers*

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 12:36 AM (rdVOm)

236 Carney Folk Booze Ban.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 12:36 AM (d5Pps)

237
Is there an executive summary available?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 12:28 AM (1z8ji)l my

--------

I'll let you know if he makes a shorter follow up post. Two major ideas: a lot of evidence that the secret service let this happen and had the snipers around to eliminate/shut up the shooter afterwards. Second, FBI not responding to Congress's subpoenas for a year and a 1 looks like cover up

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 12:38 AM (8O9+I)

238 >>Well hold on to your ass, because I can read the Hieroglyphs too. Not like I used to, because after 9/11 I basically said fuck that whole area of the planet. I put the books down, stopped my reading. Still comes in handy in museums though.

Awesome. This place has to be a collection of the most eclectic people on the internet.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 12:41 AM (viF8m)

239 >>Have you ever listened to Iron Maiden? The album cover of Powerslave? Most of the metal heads I knew growing up and in the military were nerds (in a good way).

Some. Deadheads are exactly the same way. And very few of you have ever actually listened to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 12:44 AM (viF8m)

240 *slides 3-finger glass of JD down the bar to Bers*

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 12:36 AM (rdVOm)

Well thanky. I should have gotten a bottle of that, or woodford.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 12:48 AM (S41Gd)

241
Fake childcare busts in San Diego yesterday. 12 perps, I'm trying to see a pattern...

Fosiya Mohamoud, Somalia
Abdulrahman Alawad, Syria
Zetun Abdi, Somalia
Ikramullah Mohmmand, Afghanistan
Khetam Haouash, Syria
Khatera Hashimi, Afghanistan
Mariam Khamis, Sudan
Mohamad Alawad, Syria
Mazin Alawad, Syria
Turkiya Alawad, Syria
Zaryab Daudzai, Afghanistan
Cezar Yaqoob, Iraq

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 12:48 AM (mmrXZ)

242 Have you ever listened to Iron Maiden? The album cover of Powerslave? Most of the metal heads I knew growing up and in the military were nerds (in a good way).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 12:36 AM (v9vY1)

Well, thats because we have to know our history. Can't write lyrics without it, and since our music mostly revolves around history you have to know shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 12:50 AM (S41Gd)

243 I was taught rudimentary Egyptian history in jr. high maybe, I don't remember much of it now. I need to read a whole book on ancient civilizations.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 18, 2026 12:53 AM (ibDUx)

244 Well, thats because we have to know our history. Can't write lyrics without it, and since our music mostly revolves around history you have to know shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



And know the poetry of opium addled Samuel Taylor Colleridge.

Iron Maiden - Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner
Rush - Xanadu
Probably a bunch of other songs that I can't recall.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 12:54 AM (v9vY1)

245 28 The only reason I remember “Better than Ezra” is Norm McDonald.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 10:11 PM (sTKQb)

That was one of the greatest jokes of all time

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2026 12:54 AM (3/XaG)

246 Yeah, It was 'Good' by Better than Ezra.

https://youtu.be/acK0KH2uJGc

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 12:59 AM (Y/06r)

247 Hmm, drinking makers mark. I used to like it. Somehow tonight I'm not digging it.
Posted by: Berserker


I've always found it kind of boring, myself. It's okay for an old-fashioned, or something, I guess.

A wheated bourbon with zero rye in the mashbill. I think it's for people who don't like whiskey.

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2026 01:00 AM (VHUov)

248 Actually, the funniest damn thing that ever happened to me while reading hieroglyphs was at the crazy horse monument in S dakota during sturgis week. For some reason they had a king tut display. There was a replica of his chair, all decorated with hieroglyphs. I was down on one knee reading it somewhat under my breath. Something like Nebkheperure (his royal name) blah blah, lord of the 2 lands, blah blah, and when I get done I went to get up and I turned around and there was this big burly bearded biker dude behind me and looking down at me with this slight frown or maybe more like whats this asshole doing. I looked at him and said, well, thats what it says, and I kinda slid away. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 01:04 AM (S41Gd)

249 LOL Bers!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 18, 2026 01:07 AM (ibDUx)

250 I looked at him and said, well, thats what it says, and I kinda slid away. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



You should have said," THE DEAD WILL ARISE!!", and then stroll off like nothing happened.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 01:07 AM (v9vY1)

251 15 more minutes of work. I can do this.

Posted by: Reforger at September 18, 2026 01:08 AM (Lh1W0)

252 I was taught rudimentary Egyptian history in jr. high maybe, I don't remember much of it now. I need to read a whole book on ancient civilizations.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 18, 2026 12:53 AM (ibDUx)

Well, it went on for 3000 years, I'm pretty sure they didn't have enough time to teach much more than "this is a pyramid" "this is a mummy" "pharaohs had funny hats" etc , lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 01:09 AM (S41Gd)

253 >>Well, it went on for 3000 years, I'm pretty sure they didn't have enough time to teach much more than "this is a pyramid" "this is a mummy" "pharaohs had funny hats" etc , lol

Have you had a chance to visit Egypt?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 01:12 AM (viF8m)

254 Well hold on to your ass, because I can read the Hieroglyphs too. Not like I used to, because after 9/11 I basically said fuck that whole area of the planet. I put the books down, stopped my reading. Still comes in handy in museums though.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 12:35 AM (S41Gd)

Now that’s a real talent; impressive! I did get to where I kinda figured how cartouches worked, they’re fairly simple. Kinda embarrassed to admit that in high school, I was nerdy enough that a couple friends and I (and one GF) wrote notes to each other in Tolkiens dwarvish runes. The Elvish script looks cooler, but cursive is hard unless you can do calligraphy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 01:13 AM (sTKQb)

255 118 If Paramount leaves L.A.that city will become Thunderdome in 2 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)

Aerospace companies with tens of thousands left L. A. en masse in the '90's. Nobody noticed. Barely made the back pages of the business sections of the local editions. One film-related company laid off 50 people it was front page news.

This will be a drop in the bucket.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 18, 2026 01:14 AM (QGaXH)

256 Have you had a chance to visit Egypt?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 01:12 AM (viF8m)

No, I really wanted to. Then 9/11 happened and I just didn't give a shit anymore about that part of the world.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 01:18 AM (S41Gd)

257 Dump I will destroy the Kennedy center if I can't have my name on it! I don't care if gas and diesel gors to 10 dollars a gallon! Iran has offered to open up the strait of hormuz and have houthi's stop attacking ships in the red sea in exchange for dump and netanyahu. Sounds like a fair trade to me!

Posted by: raimondo at September 18, 2026 01:19 AM (hnuZe)

258 Dear Lord-- if we must be heckled by trolls, could we please at least have coherent, if not intelligent ones? Amen.

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)

259 Well, I am on the point of falling asleep here. Going to hit the sack. Cool beans about the hieroglyphics, Berserker.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 01:23 AM (1z8ji)

260 Aerospace companies with tens of thousands left L. A. en masse in the '90's. Nobody noticed. Barely made the back pages of the business sections of the local editions. One film-related company laid off 50 people it was front page news.

This will be a drop in the bucket.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 18, 2026 01:14 AM (QGaXH

The reason California was able to do that is something we all know here, but that few in the wider public are aware of. As legitimate jobs left, California, with the state and city governments assistance, replaced them with massive federal fraud at every level. We don’t know the scope completely, but there’s a chance that 25% of SoCal’s economy is based on pure fraud of one flavor or another.

As the legitimate jobs leave, SoCal is increasingly in the position where any serious clampdown in the fraud will collapse their entire economic structure in a relatively short timeframe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 01:23 AM (sTKQb)

261 Night, AOP.

Seconded, on: *cool beans about the hieroglyphics*, Berserker.

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

262 Night AOP.

Amen, JQ, if they were intelligent they wouldn't be trolls. The level of stupidity displayed by today's youth is a fine illustration of the failure of their educators.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 18, 2026 01:30 AM (ibDUx)

263 Fake childcare busts in San Diego yesterday. 12 perps, I'm trying to see a pattern...

Fosiya Mohamoud, Somalia
Abdulrahman Alawad, Syria
Zetun Abdi, Somalia
Ikramullah Mohmmand, Afghanistan
Khetam Haouash, Syria
Khatera Hashimi, Afghanistan
Mariam Khamis, Sudan
Mohamad Alawad, Syria
Mazin Alawad, Syria
Turkiya Alawad, Syria
Zaryab Daudzai, Afghanistan
Cezar Yaqoob, Iraq
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 12:48 AM (mmrXZ)


For the life of me I can’t see the common denominator.

[/sarc]

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 01:31 AM (Jc4hv)

264 >>No, I really wanted to. Then 9/11 happened and I just didn't give a shit anymore about that part of the world.

One of the scarier places I used to visit on business post 9/11. Home of the Muslim Brotherhood. Pretty lawless on the western scale. White guys don't blend that well.

If it ever calms down I would recommend you visit the City of the Dead. Giza is amazing as well of course, but there are some great places to visit around Cairo as well if you want to get the vibe of the area.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 01:31 AM (viF8m)

265 Giza > Gaza

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 01:33 AM (Jc4hv)

266 Now that’s a real talent; impressive! I did get to where I kinda figured how cartouches worked, they’re fairly simple.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 01:13 AM (sTKQb)

yeah the cartouches are where the royal names are. Whats not simple is that a pharaoh had 5 names and a 6th secret name. We know the pharaohs by their birth name, the name given to them by their parents, which is called the "son of Ra" name. Ramesses, Tutankhamun, Thutmose, etc, are their birth names. If on top of a cartouche you see what looks like a duck, and over the back of the duck there is a circle with a dot in the center, that is the Son of Ra name. Ramesses is easy because because the god Ra is the first part of his name. There is whats called honorific transposition, and the gods name always appears on top no matter where it appears on the name. In Tutankhamun the god Amun is spoken last but in the cartouche it would appear on top, so if you don't know that rule you'll never get the translation right. Ramesses II's royal name is User-maet-ra Setep-en-Ra, and that cartouch would not have the son of Ra symbols over it, but something different. There's a shit ton of rules in reading this stuff.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 01:36 AM (S41Gd)

267 263 Fake childcare busts in San Diego yesterday. 12 perps, I'm trying to see a pattern...

Fosiya Mohamoud, Somalia
Abdulrahman Alawad, Syria
Zetun Abdi, Somalia
Ikramullah Mohmmand, Afghanistan
Khetam Haouash, Syria
Khatera Hashimi, Afghanistan
Mariam Khamis, Sudan
Mohamad Alawad, Syria
Mazin Alawad, Syria
Turkiya Alawad, Syria
Zaryab Daudzai, Afghanistan
Cezar Yaqoob, Iraq
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 12:48 AM (mmrXZ)

For the life of me I can’t see the common denominator.

[/sarc]
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit



White MAGA Rethuglicans!! Duh!

/s

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 01:40 AM (v9vY1)

268 Fake childcare busts in San Diego yesterday. 12 perps, I'm trying to see a pattern...

Fosiya Mohamoud, Somalia
Abdulrahman Alawad, Syria
Zetun Abdi, Somalia
Ikramullah Mohmmand, Afghanistan
Khetam Haouash, Syria
Khatera Hashimi, Afghanistan
Mariam Khamis, Sudan
Mohamad Alawad, Syria
Mazin Alawad, Syria
Turkiya Alawad, Syria
Zaryab Daudzai, Afghanistan
Cezar Yaqoob, Iraq
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 12:48 AM (mmrXZ)

For the life of me I can’t see the common denominator.

[/sarc]
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


I see it. They're all contestants for Air Pinochet rides

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 01:55 AM (S41Gd)

269 Grateful Dead playing in Giza with a Sphinx as the backdrop in 1978. I chose a mellow tune so you wouldn't freak out. The donated the money they made on the tour to various charities and had to cancel a show in the UK and it cost them a shitload of money.

https://shorturl.at/kwbUb

Later in '78 Jerry released a solo album called Cats Under the Stars. The cover art was a sphinx.

Goodnight morons.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 01:55 AM (viF8m)

270 "Why did we stop building stuff with so much detail?"

When we started mass producing everything via machines. Machines don't do details well, they just like straight lines or predictable curves.

Posted by: pkudude99 at September 18, 2026 01:56 AM (+Nd2x)

271 Hopefully blueberry pancakes this morning

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 02:01 AM (Ia/+0)

272 Moar blueberry pancakes?!

Breakfast at Skip's!!! Again!

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

273 Hmm, drinking makers mark. I used to like it. Somehow tonight I'm not digging it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Did you forget to stand on your head and shout, "FREEBIRD" beforehand?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2026 02:38 AM (HeG1i)

274 226 Holiday Road!

Just stopped in for a moment and saw this video...Christmas Vacation! Now I'm looking forward to the holidays! Yay!
Steppin' back out...lurking....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 18, 2026 02:42 AM (jCKWs)

275 >>Did you forget to stand on your head and shout, "FREEBIRD" beforehand?

LOL.

*flicks bic*

FREEBIRD!

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 02:42 AM (rdVOm)

276 re: Flock cameras
In 1997, I was tasked with setting up the company email server. While researching this "email" thing, I found stats showing that most admins would browse user mails; it was mostly harmless snoops but occasionally a stalker, creep, loser, etc. There were endless spam issues, and sometimes server exploits via the email ecosystem. Spoiler alert: It turned out that email solved a lot of problems, but steps had to be taken to curb abuse. It's kind of Flock-like.

Since we know beyond the shadow of a doubt that public cameras are here to stay, maybe we should fix the issues instead of trying to ban it, since banning new tech and new ideas has never worked.

(And apply the fixes to Ring cameras, traffic cams, security cams at homes and bussinesses, etc because they're the exact same thing, and there are currently about 60 million of them according to AI).

Posted by: bravokilo at September 18, 2026 02:51 AM (/xFxI)

277 Sweet dreams Horde, I am off to sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 18, 2026 03:06 AM (ibDUx)

278 Night, Debby.

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

279 I had to buy a new microwave today. Old one kept shutting off & blanking display intermittently. Ugh. It was only ~5 years old!

Not many to choose from at local wallyworld-- it's all about "air fryers" now & shelves were FULL of those. Meh, not ready for one of those. Maybe later.

But really, wtf? My first micro lasted over 20 years, and even then still mostly worked-- just a few number buttons were wonky-- so no "1" or "4" but all others were OK. Another 5 or 6 years, and the "start" button gave out...

Now on number 4 since then! Cheap crap.

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 03:29 AM (rdVOm)

280 How about you need a warrant and probable cause to consult the Flock, et al. databases? That’s consistent with the 4th amendment.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 03:45 AM (Jc4hv)

281 TGIF

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 03:48 AM (Ia/+0)

282 Night, all.

TGIF, Skip.

Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 04:04 AM (rdVOm)

283 >>>I dare anyone to find a BETTER before and after hair cut. This guy is an absolute WIZARD!

Is this real?

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:08 AM (odBC9)

284 I've made no secret of how much I love the video of Traffic "Live at Santa Monica" (1972) Well, this just popped up in my feed, and if you're curious if Steve still has it -- the body is older, but the musical chops are all there.

The recording is apparently just an iPhone, with all the flaws that implies. It's shaky, it doesn't start on time, the sound mix is a mixed bag. But if you want to compare his Wednesday night with whatever you were doing, here you go:

Steve Winwood - Dear Mr. Fantasy (Live), 9/16/2026, Wolf Trap, Vienna, VA
https://youtu.be/X2oHYioZSE4

Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 04:16 AM (ke3zm)

285 279 I had to buy a new microwave today. Old one kept shutting off & blanking display intermittently. Ugh. It was only ~5 years old!

Not many to choose from at local wallyworld-- it's all about "air fryers" now & shelves were FULL of those. Meh, not ready for one of those. Maybe later.

But really, wtf? My first micro lasted over 20 years, and even then still mostly worked-- just a few number buttons were wonky-- so no "1" or "4" but all others were OK. Another 5 or 6 years, and the "start" button gave out...

Now on number 4 since then! Cheap crap.
Posted by: JQ at September 18, 2026 03:29 AM (rdVOm)

That is really, truly rotten.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:25 AM (odBC9)

286 Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 04:16 AM (ke3zm)

You've been kinda scarce on the tech thead!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:27 AM (odBC9)

287 I am against the Flock cameras for the reason that what we are seeing now is just the first iteration. First came just the license readers now comes Flock. It is not hard to imagine where this type of surveillance will lead to next.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 04:31 AM (+fpfy)

288 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

289 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

290 47 days till election day when voters will come up with the final solution to the dumpster question as dump says NO fema money for disaster relief in states that don't vote republican at N.C. rally.

Posted by: raimondo at September 18, 2026 05:08 AM (hnuZe)

291 Wow raimondo, you're really letting your neo-Nazi freak flag fly. Or you just don't know the history of that phrase. Or both, you don't know why your Islamofascist buddies keep on talking about a "final solution" to the "so-and-so question," you just think it sounds powerful.

Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 05:34 AM (ke3zm)

292 291 Wow raimondo, you're really letting your neo-Nazi freak flag fly. Or you just don't know the history of that phrase. Or both, you don't know why your Islamofascist buddies keep on talking about a "final solution" to the "so-and-so question," you just think it sounds powerful.
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 05:34 AM (ke3zm)

Good call, SciVo.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2026 05:41 AM (odBC9)

293 Love that you have a video of dada!! Puzzle is one of my stranded island CDs!

Posted by: Khiri at September 18, 2026 05:56 AM (ITjH2)

Thursday Night Cafe

pedermarkmonsted.jpg

Historic Vids
@historyinmemes

This isn't a photograph -- it's a painting by Danish artist Peder Mork Monsted (1859--1941).

For the next vid, I had to look up the term "trophy truck." Google AI:


A trophy truck is a heavily customized, high-speed off-road racing vehicle built to handle extreme desert terrain at speeds exceeding 130 mph.

Check out the suspension on this truck, nom-nom-noming over hills and ruts.

I guess this guy uses random paint strokes and splatters to push him towards fresh images and not the first ones to pop into his head. At any rate, it does wind up looking like something. Or maybe it's just a gimmick. Either way, it's not just splatter.

Mechanizing weed-pulling. Calm down, Jack Straw, I mean the weeds that you can't smoke. The non-wacky ones.

Forced perspective fakery.

A (fake) highway disaster we should have seen coming.

Stronk Empowered Rock Formations.

Piloting a drone down a tall industrial chimney. Reminds me of Blofeld's demise in For Your Eyes Only.

Brazen thieves on a motorcycle attempt to rob a moving truck. A quick application of the brakes results in a painful, hilarious end to the banditry. The Fast and the Furious lied to you.

The Disappearing Mom Trick, a secret learned from wise men of the Himalayas.

The redbud or Judas tree produces flowers from the trunk itself.

In 1991, a Nigerian "prophet" attempted to reproduce the miracle of Daniel in the lion's den by entering a zoo enclosure full of lions. It didn't go great.

Automatic Goat Scritcher. We live in an age of marvels.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:32 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

2
*looks at chalkboard specials*

*gags*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (eRlcH)

3 hello

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (1wjle)

4 Bet that auto- brush gets rid of bugs and things

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Lion trick would have worked if the dude was known and trusted by the lions beforehand. Lions are pack animals and are happy to be friendly kitties to their humans.
Random human jumping in there? Tender vittles.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (88C+u)

6 >>>For the next vid, I had to look up the term "trophy truck."

That's OK. That's not gay at all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:35 PM (dK+Kv)

7 Danes can't spell.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:35 PM (2OBCo)

8 Autumn is coming. The squirrels are eating the not ready yet pecans from our trees. That's the signal for me to start my Fall diet of candy corn and peanut butter.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)

9 That is an amazing painting. I never would've guessed that it wasn't a photo. And I'm not even high.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:36 PM (viF8m)

10
Peder Mork Monsted


Myself, I much preferred the works of Petra Mindy Monsted.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:36 PM (ixS3i)

11 Bet that auto- brush gets rid of bugs and things
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
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I was thinking I need a smaller version for my cats.

I bet they'd enjoy it, too.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (FZ29D)

12
Bet that auto- brush gets rid of bugs and things
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

_________

Cattle brushes

https://youtu.be/raLHCMxPgOQ

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (eRlcH)

13 The dingleberry remover!

Posted by: The Goats at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (NGvkg)

14 That Fly Geyser is pretty neat.

It's only been around 110 years or so.

Imagine what that thing will look like in a million years (assuming water is still flowing out of it by then.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (FZ29D)

15 Carney is a commie. Ursula is a commie. Xi is a commie. They are creating the next trap for America.

Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (/Chlc)

16
This isn't a photograph -- it's a painting by Danish artist Peder Mork Monsted (1859--1941).

_________

No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (eRlcH)

17 "Camels bathing in the almost mystical environment of Salalah, Oman."

After the camels, the goats, and then the women.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (MWfyi)

18 Happy goats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (zZu0s)

19 Monday may be our last 80 degree high.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (2OBCo)

20 Rosa DeLauro has a similar goatbrush system that scrapes the barnacles off her hull.

Posted by: Wire Brush, Though. at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (Fn+3X)

21 Autumn is coming. The squirrels are eating the not ready yet pecans from our trees. That's the signal for me to start my Fall diet of candy corn and peanut butter.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)
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I got out the Halloween decorations tonight. Didn't get them all up (drizzling outside), but I felt we needed a distraction from the cancer. Mrs. Lloyd starts chemo on Saturday, so we'll see how that goes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)

22 After the camels, the goats, and then the women.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (MWfyi)
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How can you tell?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)

23 >>>The Disappearing Mom Trick, a secret learned from wise men of the Himalayas.

As opposed The Disappearing Dad Trick, a secret learned from the ghetto Kangs of Harlem.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (dK+Kv)

24 The foreground is the giveaway on the painting but I like it because it's just a half step away from photorealism. I prefer two or three steps though because that's what I think it takes to put the artist's take on a subject. I truly respect photorealism painters for their skill but it's not art to me. It's a photocopying machine.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (KC5Lt)

25 That's OK. That's not gay at all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:35 PM (dK+Kv)

Yeah, but a lot of guys buy some serious truck that they never use as an actual truck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

26 @9. JackStraw.

"And I'm not even high."

Really?

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (xJpuh)

27 Huh. Fly geyser is in Nevada.
Australia has some hot springs that are hot because the springs flow through ancient uranium ores. The bubbles are radon.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (88C+u)

28 By the same token, I am in no position to cast stones at anyone's ridiculous car choice. Have the money? More power to them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (zZu0s)

29
The bubbles are radon.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (88C+u)

__________

RADON!!!

*jumps from window*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (eRlcH)

30 Really?

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (xJpuh)

Yet.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (dK+Kv)

31 11 Bet that auto- brush gets rid of bugs and things
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
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I was thinking I need a smaller version for my cats.

I bet they'd enjoy it, too.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (FZ29D)

I have always posited an automatic dog wash just inside the doggie door, and my thought is that this brush system might do the trick.

Would certainly cut down on the volume of dog hair I sweep and vacuum every damned day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (Ntshk)

32 Sweet brother Radon, carry is away from this world of troubles!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (zZu0s)

33 We need more Radon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (2OBCo)

34
Mechanizing weed-pulling. Calm down, Jack Straw, I mean the weeds that you can't smoke. The non-wacky ones.

__________

It's for the asparagus crop.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (eRlcH)

35 By the same token, I am in no position to cast stones at anyone's ridiculous car choice. Have the money? More power to them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (zZu0s)
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I have never bought an extravagant car. Heck, I've only ever bought one new car. Every time I look at the upscale stuff I think: "How many guns am I giving up to get that?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (ZOv7s)

36 in case you thought i was exaggerating
tinyurl.com/bds7s3sv

Posted by: australia wants to kill you at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (88C+u)

37 Those goats aren't using the brushes right.
-the troll

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)

38 33 We need more Radon.
Posted by: Boss Moss

And Calgon!

Posted by: Ancient Chinee Secret at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (Fn+3X)

39 We need more Radon.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (2OBCo)
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I'm wondering what the Godzilla minus guy will do with Rodan. I bet it will be good. Looking forward to Monster Zero in the next film.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)

40 Yeah, but a lot of guys buy some serious truck that they never use as an actual truck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

DH has an F-350 that does some serious trucking. I'm not sure one can live in the boonies in AK without one. It hauls dirt, lumber, firewood, dogs, trash, and, on some occasions, a big camper. Plus, it is the only vehicle he really fits into, with a bit of room to spare.

Otherwise, it would, indeed, be a waste of money.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (Ntshk)

41
I have always posited an automatic dog wash just inside the doggie door, and my thought is that this brush system might do the trick.

Would certainly cut down on the volume of dog hair I sweep and vacuum every damned day.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:43 PM (Ntshk)

_________

We turned the high-speed dryer on old Dot yesterday and she just about disintegrated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (eRlcH)

42 I wish I had a truck many times when I didn't. That's when I made decision to just buy trucks. I'm just lucky they make them now where they ride like luxury vehicles.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (KC5Lt)

43 My Folate level was undetectable.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (2OBCo)

44 Those goats aren't using the brushes right.
-the troll

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)

It's like they've already forgotten COVID and their Junior Achievement economics classes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (dK+Kv)

45 Perfessor a boot polisher would work

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

46 Calcium carbonate = Tums

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (RIvkX)

47 Paper masks prevent viruses from spreading.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (2OBCo)

48 Those goats aren't using the brushes right.
-the troll
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)
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Yeah, you talk about brushes. I knew brushes, too. Brushes that Reagan left behind. Brushes that never had a chance. My parents beat me with brushes, not that anyone here cares.

Covid brushes that everyone accepted. So much for the Bill of Rights. Second Amendment didn't stop brushes.

Posted by: Blackpill Brush Troll at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

49 I have never bought an extravagant car. Heck, I've only ever bought one new car. Every time I look at the upscale stuff I think: "How many guns am I giving up to get that?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (ZOv7s)

I, likewise, have only once bought a new car. Seems like a waste of money, honestly. I can get a low mileage used for less than half the price of new, and I usually drive my cars until they fall apart. The newest vehicle we own is a 2015, and it's going great. The oldest is a 1961, and it isn't going great just yet, but it will.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (Ntshk)

50 Perfessor a boot polisher would work

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

Then the cats will want boots.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)

51 Covid brushes that everyone accepted. So much for the Bill of Rights. Second Amendment didn't stop brushes.
Posted by: Blackpill Brush Troll at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

Well, bless yer heart.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:49 PM (Ntshk)

52 Told a few people that the one thing I won't miss with a truck is parking it, parking garages are worse.
Not to mention I am easily doubled my gas mileage

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

53 I, likewise, have only once bought a new car.

Had always been my plan in the past. My last two trucks have been new. The market holds up the value that high.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:50 PM (3GnTI)

54 Cats 'n Boots

Posted by: The Goats at September 17, 2026 07:50 PM (NGvkg)

55 I certainly hope my pussy never wants boots.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at September 17, 2026 07:50 PM (MWfyi)

56
Speaking of lions, JWST recently imaged the Lion Nebula (again):

https://t.ly/pRLmu

That's a planetary nebula, and that will be the fate of our solar system in 5 billion years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)

57 I certainly hope my pussy never wants boots.

Have you ever seen thigh-high boots ?

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (3GnTI)

58 The trick to the off-road truck suspension is increasing the travel. Monster trucks use suspensions with multiple shock absorbers that extend well above the body of the truck.

Posted by: Advo at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (jO4mz)

59 Then the cats will want boots.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)

I would be more concerned with the big hat and the sword.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:52 PM (Ntshk)

60 Seems like a waste of money, honestly.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (Ntshk)
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I like the warranty and reliability. Right now we've got a 2016 and a 2006 in the fleet. I keep saying "next year we'll retire that Buick," but it keeps running and it's paid for, so we go with it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

61 Mrs fd always gets a new vehicle. She gets to pick and I don't want to hear any complaints for 10 years.

I have used vehicles. That way I can have more.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (MWfyi)

62 Then the cats will want boots.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)

I would be more concerned with the big hat and the sword.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:52 PM (Ntshk)

Cats already have 18 hidden switchblades. Adding a sword is no increase in danger.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (uhVAy)

63 From the radon hot springs link:

>>>At that stage [(1926-27)] , radioactivity was considered to have health benefits.

In my day, we stayed 6 feet away from one another, walked the way the grocery store arrows told us, and wore double and triple masks, except when protesting whitey, because if there is one thing COVID can't stand, its righteous protests.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (dK+Kv)

64 >>I wish I had a truck many times when I didn't. That's when I made decision to just buy trucks. I'm just lucky they make them now where they ride like luxury vehicles.

My buddy had a number of trucks at the boat shop. I drove a bunch of them and during the lockdown's I delivered some boats for him and drove a couple different ones to Florida, Chicago and a number of other places dragging boats. They drove like trucks.

When he sold the business he bought himself a GMC Denali HD. That thing is sweet. Blasting down the highway in comfort and don't even feel the boat behind you.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (viF8m)

65 My wife and I tend to buy new and then drive them forever. I’ve looked at low mileage CPOs, but I like the new car warranty. Our current vehicles are a 2013 and a 2014.

Posted by: Advo at September 17, 2026 07:55 PM (jO4mz)

66 I always buy my new vehicle at the end of the model year. The dealers will negotiate a price close to the price of a used vehicle.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:57 PM (KC5Lt)

67 Mrs. Lloyd starts chemo on Saturday, so we'll see how that goes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Prayers for Health & Healing ...

And a link to ginger chews, which might help with the nausea:
https://www.grethersusa.com/products/sugarfree-ginger-lemon

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at September 17, 2026 07:57 PM (3ZUWJ)

68 Fake Highway Disaster while fake is funny

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

69 Calcium carbonate = Tums
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (RIvkX)


A friend's boss had a place that the ground water was so heavy in Calcium Carbonate that it would even clog a reverse osmosis rig. I suggested he go into business making artificial travertine tile, but he thought he had enough to do without going into construction supply as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:59 PM (rbvCR)

70 Okay, so, X videos will again run on X for me a non-X'er, without the demanding "join up" pop-over. Can't run full-screen, though. And they all come up with the sound muted, so, one more click to enjoy 'em. (Is that anyone else's experience?)

Missing xcancel + redirector, which gave a very nice experience. Thank, Eloon, you mad Martian menace. At least I can watch the cafe videos semi-easily again.

Meanwhile, it seems Fascebook videos or reels or whatever have a limited viewing window. Starts with a join-up panel, but that can be clicked away. Then runs the vid for a bit, but then throws a join-up panel again that cannot be clicked away.

These businesses seem to compete for Worst Experience.
☹️

Posted by: mindful webworker - not a joiner type at September 17, 2026 08:00 PM (XAUvQ)

71 Meanwhile, it seems Fascebook videos or reels or whatever have a limited viewing window. Starts with a join-up panel, but that can be clicked away. Then runs the vid for a bit, but then throws a join-up panel again that cannot be clicked away.

These businesses seem to compete for Worst Experience.
☹️
Posted by: mindful webworker - not a joiner type at September 17, 2026 08:00 PM (XAUvQ)
---
Remember---YOU AREN'T THE CUSTOMER.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 08:02 PM (FZ29D)

72 >>>In 1991, a Nigerian "prophet" attempted to reproduce the miracle of Daniel in the lion's den by entering a zoo enclosure full of lions. It didn't go great.

Now you tell me.
--Timothy Treadwell

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 17, 2026 08:04 PM (syz1S)

73 What NFL minor league games are of big interest this weekend. I now LSU vs Ole Miss is the big one for my neck of the woods.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)

74 Actually got to see some of the X videos

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 08:07 PM (Ia/+0)

75 When he sold the business he bought himself a GMC Denali HD. That thing is sweet. Blasting down the highway in comfort and don't even feel the boat behind you.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:54 PM (viF8m)


I've already put 35K on a '26 Ram 3500 Big Horn.

It, so far, has been excellent. Surprisingly good ride for such a suspension. Mine's not a dually.

Just hurts every time at the pump right now.

Posted by: Hello Again at September 17, 2026 08:08 PM (5Upfo)

76 Better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 08:09 PM (Ia/+0)

77
I now LSU vs Ole Miss is the big one for my neck of the woods.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)

_________

Wasn't the SEC going to expel, banish and exile LSU? What happened to that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:09 PM (eRlcH)

78 Hah I guess I'm still not a true Texan because I see now that Houston is playing Texas Tech.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:09 PM (KC5Lt)

79 Wasn't the SEC going to expel, banish and exile LSU? What happened to that?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:09 PM (eRlcH)

People in Louisiana are still laughing at that threat.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:10 PM (KC5Lt)

80

Three Stooges dog washing machine.

https://youtu.be/uTglKaCTv_Y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 08:10 PM (Cqx++)

81 In 1991, a Nigerian "prophet" attempted to reproduce the miracle of Daniel in the lion's den by entering a zoo enclosure full of lions.

==

I read somewhere that once lions taste human flesh that is all they will hunt. No going back to zebras.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:11 PM (AKptf)

82 Paper masks prevent viruses from spreading.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Just like a chain-link fence protects from bbs

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 08:14 PM (NnhvP)

83 It's like they've already forgotten COVID and their Junior Achievement economics classes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:46 PM (dK+Kv)
====
ha!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:15 PM (RIvkX)

84 Calling All Curs is a great Stooges short!

Posted by: Ruff 'n' Ready at September 17, 2026 08:16 PM (Fn+3X)

85 Paper masks prevent viruses from spreading.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:48 PM (2OBCo)
====
I want to make a button to wear that says, "Your Mask Is Soiled! Ew."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:16 PM (RIvkX)

86 Gotta Canada credit on this one. Even the icebacks are starting to realize they were lied to about the vaccines.

>>@TheTorontoSun

>>STUDIN: Allison Inquiry must now lead to resignations and full public inquiry

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:17 PM (viF8m)

87 White (Paper) Birch don't grow this far South and East. They are in the NC mountains, but not near us flatlanders.

Posted by: Coasting Away. at September 17, 2026 08:18 PM (Fn+3X)

88 >>>Yeah, you talk about brushes. I knew brushes, too. Brushes that Reagan left behind.

Those were Bushes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 17, 2026 08:18 PM (syz1S)

89 That's a planetary nebula, and that will be the fate of our solar system in 5 billion years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)
====

So, wait. No nova? I was so looking forward to it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:19 PM (RIvkX)

90 43 My Folate level was undetectable.
Posted by: Boss Moss

What?!

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 08:21 PM (NFX2v)

91 We're at 80% for the week. Let's all be on our best behavior, don't disappoint Ace, and we could well be enjoying a 100% week around this time tomorrow!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:21 PM (0sNs1)

92
Paper masks prevent viruses from spreading.
Posted by: Boss Moss

___________

I'm grateful that I live in a reasonably sensible state and county, but even so that was a humiliating time to live.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:22 PM (eRlcH)

93 That's a planetary nebula, and that will be the fate of our solar system in 5 billion years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)
====
e
So, wait. No nova? I was so looking forward to it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:19 PM


Planetary nebulae are the afterward of a nova.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1)

94 Superplanetary nebulae are the afterward of a Corvette.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)

95 Planetary nebulae are the afterward of a nova.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1)
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But I've got plans for after the nova.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:24 PM (RIvkX)

96 91 We're at 80% for the week. Let's all be on our best behavior, don't disappoint Ace, and we could well be enjoying a 100% week around this time tomorrow!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Don't listen to him! Go wild, be free, troll about, make a nuisance of yourself. Take off your pants! Fweedom!

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at September 17, 2026 08:25 PM (Fn+3X)

97 Those were Bushes.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 17, 2026 08:18 PM


Were they happy?

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2026 08:25 PM (0sNs1)

98 I'm not sure one can live in the boonies in AK without one.…

Randomly tangential, after all these years since the introduction of two-letter state abbreviations, I still have to stop and think, AK, that's Alaska, not Arkansas (which state is just over yonder from us).

Although, I never have to think twice about it when I see "tcn in AK."😜

Posted by: mindful webworker - tangentially random at September 17, 2026 08:27 PM (XAUvQ)

99 My Folate level was undetectable.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Folic acid is pretty important. You might consider supplementing.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 08:27 PM (rbvCR)

100 I owned a Comet, Mercury, Meteor, Nova, Starfire and Satellite.
No Nebula.

Posted by: Star Power at September 17, 2026 08:28 PM (Fn+3X)

101
I owned a Comet, Mercury, Meteor, Nova, Starfire and Satellite.
No Nebula.
Posted by: Star Power at September 17, 2026 08:28 PM (Fn+3X)

_________

No Brown Dwarf?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:29 PM (eRlcH)

102 Planning out my Proxmox Hypervisor, with all of the vm's I'll be running had to go with 96gb of ram, that cost a spicy 1500 bucks.

3 years ago, its was about 300 bucks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:29 PM (XV/Pl)

103 >> So, wait. No nova? I was so looking forward to it.

No nova or explosion. In solar mass stars, they just balloon up to red giants, blow away lots of mass, and then become white dwarfs. That blowing away of mass and the white dwarf radiating away are what makes the planetary nebula.

The Sun will undergo a helium flash at some point in the red giant phase, but none of that energy manages to escape, so you don't see it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 08:30 PM (w6EFb)

104 My Dr. Wrote a prescript for Folic Acid and D3. Taking for a week already less random leg pain.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 08:30 PM (2OBCo)

105 Remember---YOU AREN'T THE CUSTOMER.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Well, I'm not joining, so I'm not letting them scrape any info on me, so I'm not the product, either. What does that leave? I'm an annoyance?

Posted by: mindful webworker - annoyingly at September 17, 2026 08:31 PM (XAUvQ)

106 99 My Folate level was undetectable.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Folic acid is pretty important. You might consider supplementing.
Posted by: Kindltot

Have you had your thetan levels checked?

Posted by: Church of Scientology at September 17, 2026 08:31 PM (xDw5z)

107 92
Paper masks prevent viruses from spreading.
Posted by: Boss Moss

The fact that we could make our own masks was hilariously stupid. A scrap from my lucky Budweiser t-shirt is going to save me but the NIH can't do jack. Sounds legit.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 17, 2026 08:31 PM (r7+Q7)

108
No nova? I was so looking forward to it.

________

It would be blamed on Trump, Global Warming and late-stage capitalism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:32 PM (eRlcH)

109 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:32 PM (1z8ji)

110 Cars used to have good names. Now they have names "Venue". That's the best you can come up with? Sheesh.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:32 PM (MWfyi)

111 Took the Folic Acid at Woodstock. Stage started spinning and I seen punkin heads comin' at me.

Posted by: Blue Boy at September 17, 2026 08:32 PM (Fn+3X)

112 I read somewhere that once lions taste human flesh that is all they will hunt. No going back to zebras.
Posted by: runner

bon appeti'!

Posted by: Jimmy Chérizier at September 17, 2026 08:33 PM (88C+u)

113 In a viral epidemic supplement nicotine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 08:33 PM (2OBCo)

114 a Nigerian "prophet" attempted to reproduce the miracle of Daniel in the lion's den by entering a zoo enclosure full of lions.

Yeah, big disappointment there was no video on that one.🤢

Got a line in one of my songs,
Don't walk on the water
'Til you learn how to fly

And, kids, don't try that sawing a girl in half trick. Just, don't.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pulling a rabbit out of my... at September 17, 2026 08:34 PM (XAUvQ)

115 Stay away from the Brown Folic Acid.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 08:34 PM (2OBCo)

116 "read somewhere that once lions taste human flesh that is all they will hunt. No going back to zebras.
Posted by: runner"

It's probably that humans are easier to catch. House cats already know this.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:34 PM (MWfyi)

117 Howdy morons!

How’s your Thursday evening going? Just got home. Making some chow. Sunny and 65 on the beach. Should be a nice sunset.

Prayers for your wife, AH. She is fortunate to have you to support her. Good for you

Take care.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 08:35 PM (yEz+x)

118 Well, I'm not joining, so I'm not letting them scrape any info on me, so I'm not the product, either. What does that leave? I'm an annoyance?
Posted by: mindful webworker - annoyingly at September 17, 2026 08:31 PM (XAUvQ)
---
Yep. They actively want you to go away unless you join their collective.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 08:35 PM (FZ29D)

119 "read somewhere that once lions taste human flesh that is all they will hunt. No going back to zebras.
Posted by: runner"

It's probably that humans are easier to catch. House cats already know this.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:34 PM (MWfyi)

*fist bump*

Posted by: The Ghost and The Darkness at September 17, 2026 08:35 PM (0aYVJ)

120 Galaxy 500.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 08:36 PM (Q+gd/)

121 Trophy Trucks race at events like Dakar Rally, the various Baja races, that big one in Nevada (can't recall the name of it but it's been around for decades), and other off road races. Looks like fun!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (v9vY1)

122 Galaxie 500

Posted by: Auto Autist! at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (Fn+3X)

123 The painting by Danish artist Peder Mork Monsted (1859--1941) is well done & cheered me up.

I'm so tired of the heat and humidity and looking forward to snow. Yes, I'll probably really regret that statement by mid-January.

Also, the redbud trees were different than the ones that bloom in spring near here, but the blooms of all of those trees are lovely.

Thanks, ace.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (NFX2v)

124 GM couldn't understand why sales of the Chevy Nova were significantly underperforming expectations.

Finally, someone pointed out that "No va" in Spanish is translated as "no go".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (0sNs1)

125 AI Deep Fake photos are crazy. Is there technology that can immediately determine a photo is AI?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 08:38 PM (KC5Lt)

126
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy got to Belton for shows starting tomorrow. They return Sunday and head off Monday for Chattanooga. I just wave as they pass by.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:39 PM (eRlcH)

127 Blame it on the bossy nova.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 08:39 PM (Cqx++)

128 "Galaxy 500.
Posted by: davidt "

Now that's a car name. Instead we get the Putzstar 30e.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)

129 Carney is a commie. Ursula is a commie. Xi is a commie. They are creating the next trap for America.
Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (/Chlc)

If Alberta Premier Danielle Smith had any balls (spoiler, she doesn't), she would tell Marx Carnage that any deal to make Canada an associate member or full member of the EU would trigger an automatic Unilateral Declaration of Independence by Alberta, results or lack thereof of the upcoming referendum notwithstanding. And Donald Trump needs to make it clear that the USA would immediately recognize an independent Alberta and protect its right to exist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:40 PM (1z8ji)

130 Australia has some hot springs that are hot because the springs flow through ancient uranium ores. The bubbles are radon.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 07:41 PM (88C+u)

Rae Dawn Chong had some nice bubbles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:42 PM (1z8ji)

131 I'm still a fan of the Ford F950 Earthfucker. I would like one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 08:42 PM (0aYVJ)

132 Three Stooges dog washing machine.
https://youtu.be/uTglKaCTv_Y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Great clip; never saw that one. The multiple-armed thing was hilarious.

And what a good doggie! Although, when Larry fires a gun, there's a brief moment you can see the dog jump.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nyuk nyuk arf at September 17, 2026 08:42 PM (XAUvQ)

133 104 My Dr. Wrote a prescript for Folic Acid and D3. Taking for a week already less random leg pain.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Good. Keep it up. It's a start.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 08:44 PM (NFX2v)

134 Mechanizing weed-pulling. Calm down, Jack Straw, I mean the weeds that you can't smoke. The non-wacky ones.

__________

It's for the asparagus crop.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (eRlcH)

Pretty sure you will find belly-rider platforms on some row-crops farms in the USA, too. makes all kinds of sense. Workers are more comfortable, get better productivity, less downtime due to stooping-related injuries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:45 PM (1z8ji)

135 >>>Paper masks prevent viruses from spreading.
~~~~~

I was particularly fond of the masks fashioned from spent dryer sheets.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 17, 2026 08:46 PM (3ImbR)

136
It takes a minimum of about 8 solar masses for a star to go supernova at the end of its life. Stars between about 2 and 8 solar masses go through slightly different paths from the Sun, but no big boom.

The more massive the star, the shorter the life. The big one got out truly in the proverbial blaze of glory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 08:46 PM (w6EFb)

137 There were active geysers just west of what would become Cody WY. John Colter, from the Lewis and Clark expedition found them, seeing steam clouds in the sky. This was named Colter's Hell. Not Yellowstone. The craters are still there, and one can sometimes smell Sulphur. The Bronze Boot still has active hot spring pools.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

138 in case you thought i was exaggerating
tinyurl.com/bds7s3sv
Posted by: australia wants to kill you at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (88C+u)

There is a "Radon Health Mine" near Boulder, Montana. Radiation hormesis is a thing. A low-level exposure to radiation can bolster the immune system.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 08:48 PM (1z8ji)

139 Custom Ranch Wagon
Galaxie Country Sedan
Galaxie 500 Country Squire
LTD

Need anything more fancy? Try the Lincoln-Mercury Dealer.

Posted by: When America Was Great at September 17, 2026 08:48 PM (Fn+3X)

140 No, you don't want Radon.

Pennsylvania has some of the highest radon levels in the United States, with the entire state classified as EPA Radon Zone 1.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 08:51 PM (NFX2v)

141 Home! Had veggie pizza the kiddo made because I was teaching, she did a great job. J home tonight around midnight. I am going to talk this dog for his final walk of the night and tempted to go swim.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 08:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

142 I don't think this young woman really gets the drinking Coca-Cola out of a bottle without any hands technique

https://tinyurl.com/hasekkhp

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 08:55 PM (rbvCR)

143

USC, UCLA study finds Olympics could displace nearly 6,000 unhoused people

Officials have yet to determine where displaced Angelenos will go or how their relocation will be funded.

https://t.ly/whIer

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 08:57 PM (Cqx++)

144 When you look at a tik tok can't you feel
it sucking out your brains?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:59 PM (VQ0bX)

145 New Objective Unlocked:

"Obtain Trophy Truck"

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2026 08:59 PM (SwyyQ)

146
The equinox is drawing nigh. The days are getting shorter at the fastest rate now, and the angle the sun takes at sunset is the steepest, so it gets dark the quickest. All of that adds up the feeling that winter is coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 08:59 PM (w6EFb)

147 The Bills look really good. Also, the Lions look really bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m)

148
Some B-12 probably wouldn't be a bad idea either.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 09:01 PM (w6EFb)

149 I supplement the older cats' wet food with Taurine and Niacin, and it seems to make a difference.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 09:04 PM (rbvCR)

150 Hadrian,

I so admire your commitment to your wife and your doggo’s. You make it all possible. Your support and organization and efforts make the whole thing possible. I hope you realize what an integral place you occupy in the big picture.

And your prayers are so very powerful. Please, if you have the bandwidth, put marine and his wife and my unborn granddaughter in there somewhere. Everyrhing is good so far. I love them all. So much.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:04 PM (UjFD0)

151 the suspension on this truck,

Try RC 1st. A fraction of the cost and no spinal compression.

Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2026 09:05 PM (FhXTo)

152 Some B-12 probably wouldn't be a bad idea either.
Posted by: publius

But no THX-1138.

Posted by: Android Police at September 17, 2026 09:08 PM (Fn+3X)

153 USC, UCLA study finds Olympics could displace nearly 6,000 unhoused people

Officials have yet to determine where displaced Angelenos will go or how their relocation will be funded.

https://t.ly/whIer
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 08:57 PM (Cqx++)

They aren't "Angelenos", they are just parasites. Ship them all to Newscum's estate winery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 09:08 PM (1z8ji)

154 Try RC 1st. A fraction of the cost and no spinal compression.
Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2026 09:05 PM (FhXTo)

RC is that much cheaper than Coke or Pepsi?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 09:09 PM (1z8ji)

155 RC is that much cheaper than Coke or Pepsi?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 09:09 PM (1z8ji)


Not really. If you want cheap go with the Walmart brands.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR)

156 145 New Objective Unlocked:

"Obtain Trophy Truck"

Posted by: Max Power
--

OK. I'll take an amped up '62/63 Galaxy 500 or the F-950.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:10 PM (VQ0bX)

157 Not really. If you want cheap go with the Walmart brands.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR)

Yeah, I usually buy the no-name cola. I cut it with rum to make it taste better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 09:11 PM (1z8ji)

158 Fly Geyser. Flyser.

Thanks, ants.

Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2026 09:12 PM (iN6fC)

159 Cop, married, with two kids, uses Flock and police databases to stalk a woman who had clearly rebuffed him, mentioned having a boyfriend. Cop says he saw a "shiny thing." Creep. (27:36) -Audit the Audit

https://youtu.be/kTI8Ez39LUY

Posted by: mindful webworker - shiny at September 17, 2026 09:13 PM (XAUvQ)

160 Three minutes of Fernanda Takai:
youtube.com/watch?v=TlQuec08lsg

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 09:13 PM (Jr5Lq)

161 "Yeah, I usually buy the no-name cola. I cut it with rum to make it taste better."

I mix 1/3 cup coffee concentrate in 36 floz of the cheapest diet cola. Gets the blood a-pumpin.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 09:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

162 I'm still a fan of the Ford F950 Earthfucker. I would like one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 08:42 PM (0aYVJ)

It'd sell better than the Cybertruck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)

163
You make it all possible. Your support and organization and efforts make the whole thing possible. I hope you realize what an integral place you occupy in the big picture.

__________

Thank you. Borzoi people have questioned whether I actually exist, since it's rare for me to go out. But HM can be away for weeks and know the home front is being looked after.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:16 PM (eRlcH)

164 Oh, Dear. Basic, Generic, Dollah Store Cola just doesn't sound good. Maybe the rum would help though.

Posted by: RC, The One With The Mad, Mad, Taste at September 17, 2026 09:16 PM (Fn+3X)

165 146
The equinox is drawing nigh. The days are getting shorter at the fastest rate now, and the angle the sun takes at sunset is the steepest, so it gets dark the quickest. All of that adds up the feeling that winter is coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
---

Around here the temp. highs and lows are about the same but the shorter days coupled with a lower sun is significant to the amount of necessary house cooling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:17 PM (VQ0bX)

166 >>Yeah, I usually buy the no-name cola. I cut it with rum to make it taste better.

This guy gets it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:17 PM (viF8m)

167
The equinox is drawing nigh

________

As are the people who get on the eastbound freeway in the morning, suddenly discover they can't see and slow to 25 mph. Idiots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:19 PM (eRlcH)

168 No cola childhood here. Only on week end's and special occasions.
Ample amounts of sweet iced tea.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:21 PM (VQ0bX)

169 I still like Coke. As i have gotten older, I find Pepsi gets more disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 09:22 PM (zZu0s)

170 As are the people who get on the eastbound freeway in the morning, suddenly discover they can't see and slow to 25 mph. Idiots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:19 PM (eRlcH)


When I was commuting east to work in the mornings, there was another driver who put a double sheet of newspaper over his visor to get an extended area of his windshield covered from the glare, and apparently drove by peering through a very narrow slit.

I gave him a lot of room, in general I would try to stay a mile away from him.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 09:22 PM (rbvCR)

171 I grew up with Fresca and Tab. Loved Fresca and hate Tab.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 09:24 PM (KC5Lt)

172 I'm grateful that I live in a reasonably sensible state and county, but even so that was a humiliating time to live.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:22 PM (eRlcH)

I get angry and sad at the same time, every time I see a video of those days of stupidity. People in masks playing some sport, playing a musical instrument. Politicians making a show of wearing a mask, only to take it off when they thought the camera was looking elsewhere.

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:24 PM (oCio0)

173 The Bills look really good. Also, the Lions look really bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at

Yes indeed.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 09:26 PM (sl73Y)

174 147 The Bills look really good. Also, the Lions look really bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m)

Just wait for this years Sabres ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:26 PM (oCio0)

175 169 I still like Coke. As i have gotten older, I find Pepsi gets more disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
---

All of the original formulas are changed.
MBA buys the company, makes the product cheaper and markets it as same.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:27 PM (VQ0bX)

176 "The equinox is drawing nigh." Soon the gentians and asters will bloom, bringing the frost. This year flew by.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 09:28 PM (Jr5Lq)

177 Things aren't the same at Yoo-Hoo since I stopped doing ads for them.

Posted by: Zombie Yogi Berra at September 17, 2026 09:29 PM (Fn+3X)

178 A breakout in the 10-year Treasury yield could hold back stocks if it reaches this level
_CNBC

We're all going to starve and die!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:30 PM (VQ0bX)

179 >>Just wait for this years Sabres ...

Beware. My Rangers are threatening to look extremely average this year.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:30 PM (viF8m)

180 It'd sell better than the Cybertruck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)

I snarl every damn time I see one of those monstrosities.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 09:30 PM (0aYVJ)

181
Politicians making a show of wearing a mask, only to take it off when they thought the camera was looking elsewhere.
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:24 PM (oCio0)

___________

And smugly saying that this is the new normal. Media-crazed "experts". Hysterical AWFLs too scared of dying to live. I swear, I will go to jail before I submit to that again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:31 PM (eRlcH)

182 Just the News • Politics •
U.S. military must prepare to fight around the moon, Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine
----

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQZSQdGJujU

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:33 PM (VQ0bX)

183 And smugly saying that this is the new normal. Media-crazed "experts". Hysterical AWFLs too scared of dying to live. I swear, I will go to jail before I submit to that again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You'd better go to jail when HM is in town. There would be the Canine Mutiny.

Posted by: H-Block Cell at September 17, 2026 09:35 PM (Fn+3X)

184 >> U.S. military must prepare to fight around the moon, Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine

The Chicoms are up to something that they know about. We had that carefully worded thing about weapons in space and now this.

They think they Chicoms are planning on something. Something sneaky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 09:36 PM (w6EFb)

185 182 Just the News • Politics •
U.S. military must prepare to fight around the moon, Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine


---------

We can't get the Russians to cover this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 09:37 PM (wpRMV)

186 It worked in WWII.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 09:37 PM (wpRMV)

187 I have a dr. visit coming up at the VA. Wonder if they'll ask me if I want the 'rona booster. They've already told me via text that the flu vax is available.

Last visit I got a tetanus booster, because that one can be lethal. Shingles vax I waffle about. Eh, dunno. I know shingles sucks. I know a few people who got it. And yet, I hesitate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 09:37 PM (0aYVJ)

188 Beware. My Rangers are threatening to look extremely average this year.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:30 PM (viF8m)

I had a conversation with a Rags fan at my gym today. He said basically the same thing:

Good enough to not get a lottery pick, bad enough to miss the playoffs.

The dread zone ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:38 PM (oCio0)

189 I saw parts of the Bills-Texans game Sunday. Buffalo can score in a damn hurry. The Texans have a good D, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:38 PM (NGvkg)

190 I swear, I will go to jail before I submit to that again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:31 PM (eRlcH)

***pats sofa***

you can sit with me

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:39 PM (oCio0)

191 Today's AI & robots news, five items

YouTuber According To Nicole finds out her home background has been AI-hijacked for another's videos (h/t Quarter Twenty) (17:04)
https://youtu.be/DC4GwPPmTc8

They Got Into A Self-Driving Car With A Gun… Then The Car Turned Them In (6:03) -Colion Noir
https://youtu.be/80m9cjIReHg

Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage (h/t JJS's Morning Report)
https://bit.ly/dems-want-to-control-ai

Forget Robot Workers, This Company Wants to Build Soldiers - Foundation has secured a $24 million contract with the Pentagon, can currently produce between 300-500 robots a year, and it is building another site to boost capacity. (h/t Dr. Tar, IOTWreport)
https://bit.ly/war-bots

Uncontrolled AI could lead to ‘silicon species’ rivalling humans, warns Microsoft (h/t Blazingcatfur)
https://bbc.in/4rjHOml

Be afraid. Be veerrryy afraid.

Posted by: mindful webworker - they'll be bock! at September 17, 2026 09:40 PM (XAUvQ)

192 Don't all hockey teams make the Playoffs? Seems like the playoffs are 3 months long.

Posted by: The Big Whistle at September 17, 2026 09:40 PM (Fn+3X)

193 189 I saw parts of the Bills-Texans game Sunday. Buffalo can score in a damn hurry. The Texans have a good D, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:38 PM (NGvkg)

Josh Allen is a Unicorn ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:40 PM (oCio0)

194 I got Shingles a year ago. Rib cage area. Very uncomfortable. 10 days antibiotic.

No vax unless absolutely necessary.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:42 PM (NGvkg)

195 192 Don't all hockey teams make the Playoffs? Seems like the playoffs are 3 months long.
Posted by: The Big Whistle at September 17, 2026 09:40 PM (Fn+3X)

Mr. Chadwick, long time fan ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:42 PM (oCio0)

196
Posted by: The Big Whistle at September 17, 2026 09:40 PM (Fn+3X)

__________

Bill Chadwick!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:43 PM (eRlcH)

197 >>Don't all hockey teams make the Playoffs?

No, they don't. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:43 PM (viF8m)

198 Shingles takes two shots. That put me off. Then discover the efficacy. Efficacy v side effects. Yeah, I'm going to wait.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:44 PM (VQ0bX)

199 Be afraid. Be veerrryy afraid.

Posted by: mindful webworker - they'll be bock!
--

Every Chinese robot is one way or the other belligerent.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:46 PM (VQ0bX)

200 197 >>Don't all hockey teams make the Playoffs?

No, they don't. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:43 PM (viF8m)

Nice to have that monkey off our backs.

It's Detroiettes turn in the barrel now, 11 years and counting ... heh!

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 17, 2026 09:46 PM (oCio0)

201 Shingles takes two shots. That put me off. Then discover the efficacy. Efficacy v side effects. Yeah, I'm going to wait.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:44 PM (VQ0bX)

Good point. I had forgotten it was two shots. I recall a cow-orker who got it. Her upper arm was swoll like crazy.

I think I'll rely on my robust immune system for now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 17, 2026 09:46 PM (0aYVJ)

202 >>Nice to have that monkey off our backs.

The winter of my discontent.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:49 PM (viF8m)

203 Wow. 11 years without Detroilet in the playoffs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:51 PM (NGvkg)

204 >> Wow. 11 years without Detroilet in the playoffs.

Millions of octopi cheer.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:53 PM (viF8m)

205
Wow. 11 years without Detroilet in the playoffs.

_________

The Dead Wings, Act II

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:54 PM (eRlcH)

206 Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger quietly rolls back Youngkin's plans to protect girls' sports
_Fox

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:55 PM (VQ0bX)

207 Can one trust the thoughts of a person who speaks with vocal fry?
Can one trust the thoughts of a person who speaks with an uptick?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:56 PM (VQ0bX)

208 What, you didn't know the ONT was NOOD?

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=421421

Posted by: mindful webworker - just LOOK! at September 17, 2026 09:57 PM (XAUvQ)

209 As are the people who get on the eastbound freeway in the morning, suddenly discover they can't see and slow to 25 mph. Idiots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:19 PM (eRlcH)

Willowed, I know, but I just drove to town. Setting Sun blinding me in the rearview mirrors. Coming home, it had set.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:02 PM (1z8ji)

210 Three minutes of Fernanda Takai:
youtube.com/watch?v=TlQuec08lsg
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 09:13 PM (Jr5Lq)

..And the masked orchestra. Hope Fern got hazard pay. Not all heroes where capes..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 17, 2026 10:11 PM (nbLIj)

211 Fast and Furious never lies.
Exaggerates, maybe.
Bills forever. Losers.
Like the Lions.

Posted by: communism for fags at September 17, 2026 10:19 PM (Jmy/7)

Quick Hits

Hasan Piker re-affirms that he believes America is a bigger terror threat than Al Qaeda.

Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda, the terror network that carried out the 9/11 attacks.

"Pound for pound as far as the number of deaths, yes," Piker said in an exclusive interview for a new episode of "The Axios Show." Piker added: "We have caused tremendous terror all around the world."

He now says that while what he said was right, people with names like "Hasan" and "Abdul" (the Senate candidate who he's palling around with) aren't allowed to utter such truths.


AWFUL: Lindsay Clancy shouldn't be punished because she's already been punished enough for "losing her children." She didn't lose them, she strangled them to death. This is the apotheosis of the old joke, "Your honor, please have mercy for my murder of my parents. I'm an orphan, your honor."

By the way, when asked to endorse "justice for the children," this degenerate, twisted hag refuses.

Was Martin Udall right? He was definitely right about a large swathe of women, nearly the majority.

The women of Piddington have a possible savior. The UK is planning to cram 1,250 Muslim men into a base just next to the town of a mere 350, giving the "newcomers" a 3-to-1 majority over the actual citizens. Plans have been discovered showing the government actually plans to settle over 3,500 "newcomers" there, but they swearsies that that plan has been abandoned and they would never!

So, while the UK government does not care at all about the fact that the women of Piddington will become free-range rape prey for the almost uniformly military-age male "newcomers," they do care about a species of newt which may be endangered by the sudden influx of rapists.

Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreat

🚨BREAKING: The illegal migrant camp planned for Piddington may be CANCELLED due to a protected species of NEWTS being found on the site

So let me get this straight...

The Government care more about the safety of NEWTS than Women and Girls?

newtpiddington.jpg

The town recently voted to declare itself independent from the UK, but obviously the UK will not permit that. You are Tax Cattle to be farmed and slaughtered. And raped. You are chattel.

On the other hand: Andy Burnham has promised to let Scotland again vote to leave or stay part of the UK, and Wales and Northern Ireland want a vote too.

Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales leaders to meet tomorrow to plan breakup of UK: Report


The leaders of Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales will meet on Monday to discuss plans for the breakup of the United Kingdom, according to The Telegraph.

First Ministers John Swinney of Scotland, Rhun ap Iowerth of Wales, and Michelle O'Neill of Northern Ireland are expected to sign a joint declaration demanding the right to hold referendums on breaking away from the UK. For the first time, the three constituent nations of the UK are held by pro-separation parties.

The Telegraph reported sources as saying that the summit's purpose is to pile more pressure on Prime Minister Andy Burnham after he said in the parliament on Wednesday that he would back another Scottish independence referendum if public opinion backed one.

A source close to Swinney told the newspaper that Burnham "fucked up" by making the comment and unionists should be very worried.


The source further said: "Burnham has not read his brief and doesn't seem to know the basics of the UK Government's position on the Union. If I was a Unionist, I would be very worried."

Ahead of the summit, Swinney said that Burnham was "facing up to the idea that he will go down in history as the final prime minister of the United Kingdom".

Swinney said that that, for the first time, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland are led by pro-independence parties, and "there could be no clearer sign that the status quo is not sustainable and that Westminster must prepare for a post-UK future".

...

The separatist movements in the UK have picked up pace lately as US President Donald Trump has ramped up his anti-British campaign. After threatening to back Argentina in the campaign to wrest the Falkland Islands off the UK, he has now supported Northern Ireland's separation from the UK and merger with Ireland.

Meanwhile, EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden has offered Canada an "associate membership" in the EU, which means that they get no advantages at all but get to be ruled over by Ursula and her 400 MEP besties, which is the same deal all actual EU members get.

The Bond villainous made this offer on her own "authority," without asking any member nation for approval.

And there is no such thing as an "associate member."

Brussels was hit with a furious backlash today after announcing unprecedented plans for Canada to become an 'associate member' of the bloc -- without asking EU capitals to sign off on the proposal.

EU diplomats told the Mail they were kept in the dark and first learnt of the proposal when Ursula von der Leyen, the EU Commission boss, unveiled it during a keynote speech.

During the top Eurocrat's annual State of the Union speech to the European Parliament, she repeatedly love-bombed Canadian premier Mark Carney -- who was in the chamber -- saying Brussels wanted 'to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible.'

But to the surprise of diplomats from the EU's 27 member nations, who would have to sign off the move, she gushed: 'Dear Mark, I said we must urgently reimagine our partnerships. So, I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to be the first associate member of the EU.

'We share one ocean, one set of values, one way of seeing the world. And we will now build our shared future as well -- thank you for being here.'

But the attempt to flatter the former Governor of the Bank of England backfired, with diplomats saying they were never briefed about the proposal and that, in effect, 'associate membership' doesn't even exist.

EU diplomats accused Brussels of 'over-reach', an accusation often levelled against Eurocrats by UK Brexiteers before Britain left the bloc.

One EU diplomat told the Mail: 'This bombastic announcement is just not right.

'There will be a summit at the end of October, so logically they will talk about deepening the relations.

'But no one has ever seen an associate membership and no idea what it means in practice. Canada is a valuable partner for the EU, one of the few currently in the world where we share the values, so it is nothing against Canada.

'But first and foremost the member states should be the ones to express what kind of relationship the EU wants to have with any third country.'

Another added: 'She kept this bit of associate membership out of the text until the last moment. She also did not mention it up front to EU member states.

'It seems like she is a bit too far out in floating this. Everyone is positive about Canada, and wants to strengthen the relationship.

'But there is a lot of uncertainty about what von der Leyen envisages by coining this label.'

withercanada.jpg

Trump has reasserted the old Monroe Doctrine, stating that the western hemisphere is the US's sphere of influence, and rejected Europe's attempt to colonize the west.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

21h

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Donald Trump just said if Canada becomes an associate member of the European Union, he might consider it a "HOSTILE ACT" and could enact tariffs or stop trading OUTRIGHT with Europe

TRUMP: "Canada has been a TERRIBLE partner." 🔥

This DOES sound like a hostile act: why else would Canada do this other than to think joining the EU gives them leverage in a trade war over America?

It's EXACTLY why Trump is right to be slapping Canada with tariffs until they stop treating Americans unfairly

The EU isn't saving Canada from an invasion by Russia or China, yet they treat the US the worst!


Democrat House candidate cries and whines that she'd like to go home after being arrested for driving drunk and crashing into other cars.

Washington state Democrat Krista Perez, who is running for a state House seat, was seen on police video admitting to drinking wine, declining field sobriety tests and begging to go home before praying and crying in the back of a patrol car after her DUI arrest.

Perez finished first in last month's primary in the 29th Legislative District, Position 1, and will face incumbent state Rep. Melanie Morgan, also a Democrat, in November, as the top two candidates advance to the general election.

Tacoma Police said Perez's 2019 Chevrolet Silverado allegedly struck a parked car on South G Street shortly after midnight on August 11, setting off a chain reaction that damaged five vehicles, according to The Jason Rantz Show on Seattle Red.

Prosecutors charged her with DUI, with a refusal enhancement in connection with the collision and a later encounter with police.


Body camera footage shows police questioning Perez after the crash and her subsequent arrest, while footage from the backseat of the patrol car shows her praying and sobbing, according to video obtained by The Jason Rantz Show on Seattle Red.

After police arrived at the scene, Perez told an officer she did not understand what was going on and claimed she was not involved in an accident, the footage shows.

"Did you get into an accident here?" the officer asks.

"I did not," Perez responded.

The officer then asked what happened.

"I don't know. I've never been in an accident before," she replied.

She also said she switched insurers just weeks before the incident when asked for her documents. She was able to tell the officer the name of the insurance company.

Perez told the officer she was driving from a friend's business on Tacoma Avenue South when the collision happened.

"Did you have anything to drink tonight?" the officer asked.

"I just had some wine while I was there," Perez replied.

Asked how much wine she had, Perez said she had one glass.

When the officer asked how big the glass was, she told him, "I think you might need to contact the business."

The officer then asked her to rate her sobriety on a scale of zero to 10, with zero being completely sober.

She first told the officer that she wanted to go home. But when asked a second time, she rated herself a four.

The officer then asked her to take standardized field sobriety tests but stated multiple times that the tests are optional.

...

Perez declined the tests, kept saying she wanted to go home and repeatedly said that she was "confused."

"Not right now. I'd like to go home first," she said.

"You're not going to go home first. I'm going to tell you that right now, okay? So your options between the test, yes or no, that's going to be determined tonight, right now, not when you go home. So would you like to take these tests or no?" the officer asked.

Perez responded by asking if she was allowed to decline the tests.

"You do have a choice. You can either say yes, or you can say no. They're totally voluntary tests," the officer answered.

"Yeah, I would like to go home first," she replied.

The officer asked whether her answer meant she was declining the tests, and she said yes.

She was then told she was under arrest for DUI and to put her hands behind her back.

"Hold on. Hold on. One second. Hold on," she said.

Perez repeatedly told the officer that she did "not know what any of this means." He told her it means she is under arrest for DUI.


They're all criminals:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (j10i6)

2 Alright alright alright alright!

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (j10i6)

3 Bit lonely tho...

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (j10i6)

4 Helloooo!

Echo echo echo echo

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:24 PM (j10i6)

5 Helloooo!

Echo echo echo echo
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:24 PM (j10i6)
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BOO!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (FZ29D)

6 I called the horde...otherwise I would have had to go and read the content...

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (j10i6)

7 WA state house Perez appears in a black sleevless t-shirt type dress at the arrest.

In the squad car she's either in her slip or a spaghetti strap outfit. While neither flatter her, did she whip off her dress?

I wish Clancey would be locked up forevermore and I never heard her name again nor see a photo of her. Stuff of nightmares in imagining her face as the last thing you see.

Those poor children.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (hzuYO)

8 Go Trump!

Screw Canada.

Sorry, AOP, Stateless, Grumpy and Recalcitrant, and other Canadian members of the Horde.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (77rzZ)

9 Yikes - thanks for coming Perfessor - take a seat - enjoy!

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (j10i6)

10 Who was the Washington State D. praying to after her inability to pass a sobriety test? Dionysus?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (JrHfD)

11 >>>The women of Piddington have a possible savior. The UK is planning to cram 1,250 Muslim men into a base just next to the town of a mere 350, giving the "newcomers" a 3-to-1 majority over the actual citizens. Plans have been discovered showing the government actually plans to settle over 3,500 "newcomers" there, but they swearsies that that plan has been abandoned and they would never!

Make that 3,500 single, available women moving in, and that would be the screech heard 'round the world.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (dK+Kv)

12 Lindsay Clancy shouldn't be punished because she's already been punished enough for "losing her children." She didn't lose them, she strangled them to death. This is the apotheosis of the old joke, "Your honor, please have mercy for my murder of my parents. I'm an orphan, your honor."

AKA the Menedez Brothers defense

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:28 PM (K32Fz)

13 The left then: European colonization of the Americas is the worst crime in human history

The left now: So what's wrong with letting Europe control Canada? Like really?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (sKqQm)

14 So, while the UK government does not care at all about the fact that the women of Piddington will become free-range rape prey for the almost uniformly military-age male "newcomers," they do care about a species of newt which may be endangered by the sudden influx of rapists.

The Piddlington thing, I had some sympathy for the people there until I noticed something: they didn't have a problem with these "immigrants" and "refugees" flooding the country. They just didn't want them in their back yard. The Piddlington people are just Martha's Vineyard again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (K32Fz)

15
Brussels was hit with a furious backlash today after announcing unprecedented plans for Canada to become an 'associate member' of the bloc -- without asking EU capitals to sign off on the proposal.

________

No, no! Canada is to be an "asshole member" of the EU.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (eRlcH)

16 There's something going down my pants leg. Pretty sure it's a Crested Newt!

Posted by: Leaky Joe at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (Fn+3X)

17 We should conquer Norwold on the way to Greenland.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:30 PM (2OBCo)

18 I got better!

Posted by: Crusty Newt at September 17, 2026 06:30 PM (Cqx++)

19
Feminists

Ardently support a woman who murdered her three children.

Outraged by a woman showing off her body.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:31 PM (eRlcH)

20 Meanwhile, EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden has offered Canada an "associate membership" in the EU, which means that they get no advantages at all but get to be ruled over by Ursula and her 400 MEP besties, which is the same deal all actual EU members get.

I had someone on Twitter tell me that Canada joining the EU is not like becoming a state because all the nations in the EU are sovereign. Which is utterly hilarious because even with as much as we've lost in the USA from its original design (thanks, Lincoln), we still have more sovereignty as states in the union than EU members have.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:31 PM (K32Fz)

21 Piddington sounds like a town in a Benny Hill skit.

Posted by: Announced by Henry McGee at September 17, 2026 06:31 PM (Fn+3X)

22 The chancellor of Germany says free speech is just a kooky American idea that he doesn't share:


Germany returning to form, but calling it "anti fascist"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (K32Fz)

23 The Left is pegging the meters at ELEVENTY!

The Canucks are complaining that the Elbows Up thing is making them tired. And broke.

The EU is acting like a ladies book club.

Persia is holding their annual carpet fire sale. EVERYTHING MUST GO!

The sheep of the Falkland Isles are getting nervous.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (rj6Yv)

24 This just popped out a few hours ago. It's pretty good:

Odyssey Pitch Meeting

https://tinyurl.com/4xafrc85

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (dIske)

25 I've said for years that our foreign policy should NEVER have been about 'Western Democracy'...

But should hinge on whether they have a US style Bill of Rights.

No Bill of Rights? no foreign aid... period.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (mP0Kj)

26 Maybe Fascism will work this time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (2OBCo)

27 Andy Burnham has promised to let Scotland again vote to leave or stay part of the UK, and Wales and Northern Ireland want a vote too.
_________

And then turn England back into the Heptarchy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 06:34 PM (XvL8K)

28 Sydney looks damn good in that meme.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 06:34 PM (Q+gd/)

29 So, let me get this straight . . .

The chancellor of Germany is named Fred(rich) Mer(t)z?

Please tell me his wife is named Ethel. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (wzUl9)

30 >>>Please don't come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share.

How do you feel about ass-kickings? Because we go more where that came from.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

31 Andy Burnham has promised to let Scotland again vote to leave or stay part of the UK, and Wales and Northern Ireland want a vote too.

FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!

Posted by: William Wallace at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)

32 The Piddlington thing, I had some sympathy for the people there until I noticed something: they didn't have a problem with these "immigrants" and "refugees" flooding the country. They just didn't want them in their back yard. The Piddlington people are just Martha's Vineyard again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (K32Fz)

The problem with most Liberals is that they are never actually impacted by the crap they espouse.

Piddlington was about to hit the Find Out part of FAFO... thus the change in tune.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (mP0Kj)

33 Do the indigenous peoples of Canada have any say about the EU takeover?

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (Q+gd/)

34 Haven't heard much bragging from Britons lately about their "unwritten" Constitution.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (rj6Yv)

35
we must urgently reimagine our partnerships.

Language language language

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (Cqx++)

36 Maybe Fascism will work this time.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (2OBCo)


As a finance scheme it was pretty successful, for at least the first 5 or so years.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

37 about what i thought neofascst merz meant:

BREAKING NEWS: Chancellor Friedrich Merz wants to massively restrict social media and says: "Don't anyone come to me with free speech!" We must "still be able to protect citizens from false information."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (CWTWj)

38 The USA-clad girl in the meme looks like Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (wzUl9)

39
"The illegal migrant camp planned for Piddington may be CANCELLED due to a protected species of NEWTS being found on the site"

A smart fella mighta planted them newts.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (MWfyi)

40 "Don't make us come over there and kick your asses again."

Posted by: The Vikings at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (guGkK)

41
But should hinge on whether they have a US style Bill of Rights.

No Bill of Rights? no foreign aid... period.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (mP0Kj)

__________

In Europe, your rights are a gift from the government, which makes it clear it can take them away when it wants to. The US Bill of Rights makes it clear your rights are inherent and cannot be abridged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (eRlcH)

42 >>The separatist movements in the UK have picked up pace lately as US President Donald Trump ....


Ah, so it's Trump's fault. I see.

What is happening here is only natural and common in the natural world. Parasites often switch hosts after their original host dies.

Wales and Scotland suck the life out of England (England was much more conservative and sane until the big cities islamified) and they see the EU as a bigger host to suck money out of.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (VUfCb)

43 I got better.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (2OBCo)

44 31 Andy Burnham has promised to let Scotland again vote to leave or stay part of the UK, and Wales and Northern Ireland want a vote too.

FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!
Posted by: William Wallace at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)

Hard to believe that it was just 100 years ago that the British empire was the largest empires in history.

Wonder if'n King Chucky will be the last King...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (mP0Kj)

45 Maybe Fascism will work this time.

About as well as any pure, simple, taken to the limit model has worked. Global Capitalism didn't do us a bit of good.

Fascism includes "Nationalism". Do we need more Nationalism now ? You bet we do.

A big part of politics now is certain regions of the country, and protected groups, that have enjoyed protected status over the rest of us for multiple lifetimes. They don't practice "Nationalism". Just "Us and not You -ism".

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (3GnTI)

46 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

47 For her plotting and planning and murderous ways years ago, Judge John Grise handed down the sentence Cathy Coy agreed to when she pleaded guilty but mentally ill to avoid the death penalty if convicted by a jury: Life in prison with no chance of parole.

It's how Lindsay Clancy should be treated, imo, but Massachusetts doesn't have the same sentencing.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (NFX2v)

48 BREAKING NEWS: Chancellor Friedrich Merz wants to massively restrict social media and says: "Don't anyone come to me with free speech!" We must "still be able to protect citizens from false information."

Ja! Jawohl!!!

Posted by: Zombie Josef Goebbels at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (guGkK)

49 They turned Piddington into a newt . . . sanctuary!
Will it get better?

It would be the height of sublime absurdity if the UK got Wars of the Three Kingdoms Two: Separatist Boogaloo.
But with Wales, it would be Four Kingdoms!
Yes, and with d'Artagnan, there were Four Musketeers. New Math!
Well . . .
Old Math!

Monroe Doctrine-Canada against the EU would mean we are treating Canada like a Banana Republic.
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!

Posted by: Sam at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (7jMef)

50 Throw the bum out if he is against MAGA

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

51 The pic of Canada looking at Europe is hilarious. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (MWfyi)

52 FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!
Posted by: William Wallace at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)


They will just go join the EU, and dream of being important like Charles Edward Stewart who died of the Pox in Italy.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)

53
And then turn England back into the Heptarchy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Rule by lizards?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)

54 I wonder how Scotland, Ireland, and Wales would do without England. Maybe they would wake up from the insanity of importing third-world savages and become a set of real countries again? They could offer Moslem-free tourism (and would be inundated by Britons, no doubt).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)

55 Wonder if'n King Chucky will be the last King...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (mP0Kj)


It's no bed of roses, lemme tell ya.

Posted by: Emperor Pu Yi at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (guGkK)

56 I clicked on the Darrell Harris bit and donated what I could. But I don't know what a SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP is.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (CHHv1)

57 My grandfather left Scotland when he was 25 for a reason.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (KC5Lt)

58 I wonder if Herr Mertz is familiar with the year 1848?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

59 No Bill of Rights? no foreign aid... period.

Exactly not. The Anti-Federalists tried to warn you. The Bill of Rights has been proven to be EXACTLY how the Fed has put its nose under the State Tent.

It was called out, back in the day.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (3GnTI)

60 Who is the King of Canada?

Canada is already being ruled by the EU.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)

61 Monroe Doctrine-Canada against the EU would mean we are treating Canada like a Banana Republic.
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (7jMef)
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That reminds me ... Alberta splitting off from Canada would be like Panama splitting off of Colombia.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (rj6Yv)

62 Reptillians.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (2OBCo)

63 As a finance scheme it was pretty successful, for at least the first 5 or so years.

Yeah looting people works pretty well until the money runs out. Which makes sense, since that's how socialism always works just in fast forward.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (K32Fz)

64 My grandfather left Scotland when he was 25 for a reason.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (KC5Lt)


Bagpipes?

His bare legs got cold in the winter?

Haggis?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (guGkK)

65
Can't wait until Mercia, Wessex and Northumbria are also clamoring for independence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (eRlcH)

66 22 The chancellor of Germany says free speech is just a kooky American idea that he doesn't share:


Germany returning to form, but calling it "anti fascist"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (K32Fz)

___________________________________

Merz appears to have really poor political instincts. His party just had their Liederhosen covered posteriors handed to them in Saxony-Anhalt. Berlin is coming up on Sept. 20th. He would have done better to not say anything, but what he said about free speech is enough to push a fence sitter.

The media is in full triage state pushing the narrative that AfD only wants to unite with Russia, returning migrants is ethnic cleansing, and somehow the Nazi's where far right and just like AfD. Current polls show that AfD is set to make significant increases in Berlin. I guess Merz sees his career disipation light blinking. Merz was the chair of the Blackrock supervisory council for Germany at one time. His demise would be cause to celebrate.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (dIske)

67 Chancellor Friedrich Merz wants to massively restrict social media and says: "Don't anyone come to me with free speech!" We must "still be able to protect citizens from ( what we determine is) false information."

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (KC5Lt)

68 Monroe Doctrine-Canada against the EU would mean we are treating Canada like a Banana Republic.
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (7jMef)


The Parti Citron du Canada was a Quebec political party whose platform was to:
Restructure Canada's economy to be centered on lemon production
Support global warming (so lemons can be grown in Canada)
Abolish Toronto (to "capitalize on the prejudices of voters outside the city")
Repeal the law of gravity (to avoid lemons being bruised when falling from trees)
Merge the Great Lakes (so that water is provided to more land, some of which could potentially be lemon farms)

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (rbvCR)

69 The only restriction on free speech that I support is shooting any asshole in the face if they ever say that people should not have freedom of speech.

Without freedom of speech, you are a slave.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (VUfCb)

70 46 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

Funny bit of history... the ONLY Canadian troops to serve in Viet Nam, was 250 Soldiers there to oversee the 1973 Cease Fire...

The one the North broke and took over the South.

Yeah... sooooo effective.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (mP0Kj)

71
Serves the poofter Limeys right, after they spent all that time and effort sticking their noses into our elections. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (y9nCu)

72 I wonder how Scotland, Ireland, and Wales would do without England. Maybe they would wake up from the insanity of importing third-world savages and become a set of real countries again? They could offer Moslem-free tourism (and would be inundated by Britons, no doubt).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)
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Whitehall is the one forcing migrants on them. The locals hate them. It was a deliberate strategy of population replacement overall, but also diluting the native population with dependent migrants.

With the Establishment Uniparty wanting ever more migrants, secession - the credible threat of it - gives them some leverage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

73 Ha ha! Krista Perez is blitzed. Five cars? Take away her license.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 06:44 PM (5C90x)

74 This may be a good way to block a data center. Just sprinkle a few endangered Seven Toed Salamanders around the site and call the press.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:44 PM (MWfyi)

75 Nuke the unborn baby whales for Jesus!

Posted by: My favorite bumper sticker at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)

76 Who is the asshole Republican Senator who wrote a letter to the NHL because one of the star Russian players was seen in an ad for Putin’s political party.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)

77 69 The only restriction on free speech that I support is shooting any asshole in the face if they ever say that people should not have freedom of speech.

Without freedom of speech, you are a slave.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (VUfCb)

And without the Right to own guns? You won't keep your freedom of speech for long...

Examples? England.. Australia...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (mP0Kj)

78 Meanwhile, EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden

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Exactly !

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (AKptf)

79 53
And then turn England back into the Heptarchy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Rule by lizards?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)
Throw 'em in the cage with the deathnewts.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (LHPAg)

80
I wonder how Scotland, Ireland, and Wales would do without England. Maybe they would wake up from the insanity of importing third-world savages and become a set of real countries again?

___________

They would be the Celtic version of the Balkans. And that's no compliment at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (eRlcH)

81 What can I tell you? Fred has always had his head up his ass.

Posted by: Ethel Mertz at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)

82 Out west you could use endangered scorpions.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (MWfyi)

83 Dear Chancellor Metz, here's a kooky American Free speech idea ... BLOW ME,
Sincerely, an American

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (oUMhY)

84 Canadians are letting the government slaughter depressed people wholesale and not doing shit.

Fuck em.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

85 72 I wonder how Scotland, Ireland, and Wales would do without England.

______________________________

All I know is that the #1 baby name in Glasgow last year was Mohammad.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (dIske)

86 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)


On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

I reckon its been swallowed by the fact that ... well ... both countries used to be White and spoke English.

The history of both, prior to the Cold War, was totally different. And will be again. Neither is our natural ally.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)

87 You know who else was chancellor of Germany?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)

88 Fred Mertz was a competent landlord, but as German Chancellor he is a bust.

Posted by: 623 E. 68th St. at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (Fn+3X)

89 Meanwhile, EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden

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Exactly !
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (AKptf)
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Some Bond villain. She bent the knee to DJT at his golf resort in Scotland.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (rj6Yv)

90
Fred has always had his head up his ass.
Posted by: Ethel Mertz at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)

_________

William Frawley and Vivian Vance hated each other's guts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (eRlcH)

91 46 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

47 For her plotting

The husbands and companions of the AWFLs and the primary No kings sign holders.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (NFX2v)

92 They would be the Celtic version of the Balkans. And that's no compliment at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (eRlcH)
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How? They're all geographically separated. It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

93 70 46 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

Funny bit of history... the ONLY Canadian troops to serve in Viet Nam, was 250 Soldiers there to oversee the 1973 Cease Fire...

The one the North broke and took over the South.

Yeah... sooooo effective.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (mP0Kj)
I believe there were some badass Aussies and New Zealanders there.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)

94 You know who else was chancellor of Germany?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)

Otto von Bismarck!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:48 PM (AKptf)

95 Canada also let the CCP Army do cold weather training within its borders. Fucking lunatics run the country.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:48 PM (NGvkg)

96 On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
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Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

97 And without the Right to own guns? You won't keep your freedom of speech for long...

Examples? England.. Australia...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (mP0Kj)


Hence the argument by the Anti-Federalists. Writing ten rules on a piece of paper wouldn't do shit. And ceding power to a central government, just because rules were written on a piece of paper, was foolish.

As you see now. They wrote the 2A ... well, second. Yet its not treated the same as the rest. The Anti-Federalists always had it right.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (3GnTI)

98
How? They're all geographically separated. It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

__________

Basically sitting in a pile of their own midden bitching about their grudges. Crowing about their glorious history of being losers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (eRlcH)

99 You know who else was chancellor of Germany?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)

Sexy beast Angela Merkel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (NGvkg)

100 Wal, gettin' to be time to slop the feline hogs. Jethro! Bring the dang fish bucket!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (wzUl9)

101 Helmut Kohl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

102 As you see now. They wrote the 2A ... well, second. Yet its not treated the same as the rest. The Anti-Federalists always had it right.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last


What was their plan to protect them?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (HeG1i)

103 Cananda breaking ties with the US is like the sister in law who freeloads in your house for decades leaving to go live in a trailer with a meth addict because he doesn't hassle her about partying at 3am on a weeknight.

It is a bad choice driven by a country that does not know a good thing and deserves to learn a very hard lesson.

What happens in EU to industries like energy, ag, and timber? they shut them down. Do they think Germany will let them compete on auto? do they think EU will let them compete on dairy? NO -- they will be expected to ship LNG cheap, and accept migrants. Lots of migrants.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (VUfCb)

104 On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
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Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)


Spoiler Alert ... nobody. Nobody cared about us prior to WW II. And everyone either hated or resented us after.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (3GnTI)

105 What is the German word for leader?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (2OBCo)

106 I find the Menendez brothers less evil than Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

107 A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

They've enjoyed our penumbra. Now they can taste our emanations.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv)

108
Sexy beast Angela Merkel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (NGvkg)

____________

East Germany's revenge

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (eRlcH)

109 Spoiler Alert ... nobody. Nobody cared about us prior to WW II. And everyone either hated or resented us after.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (3GnTI)
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Oh, it's you. Never mind. God bless and I hope you find some happiness in your life.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

110 Scotland is a large welfare state. They weren't real big on Brexit ,so I'm sure they they would be good servants to the EU

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (oUMhY)

111 It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.

"I mean, not right away"
--LLoyd David

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (K32Fz)

112 Who is the Imam of Canada? England? France?

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (Ia/+0)

113 Helmut Kohl.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026


***
Which sounds like a new fashion headgear sold at a store in many a strip mall in America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (wzUl9)

114
Maybe Fascism will work this time.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (2OBCo)

As a finance scheme it was pretty successful, for at least the first 5 or so years.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)




As long as all your neighbors are a bunch of pussies who don't maintain a decent military to deter you when you "finance" your economy by invading and enslaving said neighbors. But eventually you run into someone who's even more evil and bloodthirsty than you are, and they curbstomp your whole culture.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (y9nCu)

115 Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)


I heard good things about Peruvia...

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (AKptf)

116 I find the Menendez brothers less evil than Lindsay Clancy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

I don't think I want to play Warhammer with any of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

117 My paternal grandfather served in the Canadian Armed Forces. I think he was an immigrant from England before moving to the States. He died while his wife was pregnant with my father. I never got the full story and now everyone is gone who can tell me.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (KC5Lt)

118 BTW

Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

119 It was Norway and the Red, White, and Blue that beat the Germans.

Posted by: Lars From Oslo at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (Fn+3X)

120 Countries don't have friends or allies.

They have alliances of convenience that are valid only as long as it is mutually beneficial.

The concept of longterm allies is dumb. Every country should have their own priorities based on the needs and goals of its people.

That's why globalists hate us and nationalism. Trump has told them all to fuck off, we will do what's best for America.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)

121 Scotland is a large welfare state. They weren't real big on Brexit ,so I'm sure they they would be good servants to the EU
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (oUMhY)
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Will the ancient alliance between Scotland and France be restored?

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (rj6Yv)

122 As you see now. They wrote the 2A ... well, second. Yet its not treated the same as the rest. The Anti-Federalists always had it right.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last

What was their plan to protect them?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (HeG1i)


To keep States divided against each other. Assuming the States that loved their guns the most would stand the best chance of keeping them.

And to certainly not cede their rights to nine judges in a room, and a network of other appointed judges as well.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (3GnTI)

123 96 On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
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Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
____________________

Allies are always cyclical. Sort of like neckties. There was a short time before and during WW2 when China was a decent ally. Nowadays, I think we can depend more on Japan and some of the South American countries.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)

124
On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

Special relationship.

https://t.ly/Xi6vK

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)

125 What was their plan to protect them?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (HeG1i)
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Forget it, it's the angry black-pill guy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

126 Newts out rank Illegals?
Never heard of newts voting, have you?

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (Ia/+0)

127 Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

Texas?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (KC5Lt)

128 Thankfully Lindsay Clancy can't play Twister.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (2GVsD)

129 What is the German word for leader?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026


***
Trust us. You don't want to know.
( -- Austria, Poland, Romania, France, Norway, et al.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (wzUl9)

130 I ask where are all the welfare and benefit checks printed in Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland?

London. Older there will never voted to leave Britain

Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (gwrBY)

131 I find the Menendez brothers less evil than Lindsay Clancy.

They had very just reasons to be very unhappy with their parents just not murder them. The Clancy witch? No justification whatsoever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (K32Fz)

132 That's why globalists hate us and nationalism. Trump has told them all to fuck off, we will do what's best for America.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)


*smiles*

And after all this, we agree. That, and The Jerry Garcia Band.

You should give The Amazing Rhythm Aces a try.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:54 PM (3GnTI)

133 The illegals will now self-identify as newts.

Sir Belvedere will continue to look non-plussed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)

134 110. Glove just saw ur post, And echoed. Sorry. spot on

Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2026 06:54 PM (gwrBY)

135 Queen Elizabeth lost the empire and her son might lose the United Kingdom, what a disaster of a family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (K32Fz)

136 Allies are always cyclical. Sort of like neckties. There was a short time before and during WW2 when China was a decent ally. Nowadays, I think we can depend more on Japan and some of the South American countries.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)
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We got along very well with Canada until Trudeau the elder. He was the asshole who changed their flag, used terrorism to subvert Quebec and farmed his wife out to Fidel. Literal cuck.

There was a Heritage Canada trying to restore that relationship (Mulroney, Harper) but between mass immigration and a national psychosis regarding the US, they have been overwhelmed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

137 Oil revenue in the black Sea also

Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (gwrBY)

138 East Germany's revenge
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (NGvkg)

139 Hes not wrong about minimizing federal power, making the populace not have to fear it, and also assuming human nature would do a lot of work in keeping the states competing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

140 Whitehall is the one forcing migrants on them. The locals hate them. It was a deliberate strategy of population replacement overall, but also diluting the native population with dependent migrants.

With the Establishment Uniparty wanting ever more migrants, secession - the credible threat of it - gives them some leverage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed

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Scotland and Wales were always way more left than England. The UK has had open borders because of their votes.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (VUfCb)

141 68 The Parti Citron du Canada

lemon party of canada? sounds sketchy. and damp.

Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (v3pYe)

142 @41. The US Bill of Rights makes it clear your rights are inherent and cannot be abridged.

Not so fast says leftist judges all over the country.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (xJpuh)

143 118 BTW

Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2Ez/1)

144 Science Club Corner.

The New Yorker
@NewYorker
Pregnancy tests draw a misleading, somewhat arbitrary, binary between a state of being pregnant and not being pregnant. You can be kind of pregnant, a little bit pregnant, or almost pregnant, or maybe pregnant, and still test positive for pregnancy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)

145 "Pound for pound as far as the number of deaths, yes,"

Pound for pound?

Does this retard even know what that phrase means?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (9Hs2w)

146 Citron or Citroen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2GVsD)

147 BTW, if 623 E. 68th Street was a real address, it would be smack-dab in the middle of the East River.

Posted by: Mrs. Trumbull and Betty Ramsey at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (Fn+3X)

148 I hope Bernie got his Zyklon B retail.

Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

149 El-Sayed Forced To Debate Empty Podium After Republican Dodges

How much do debates even matter? Feels like everyone just votes for their team regardless.

Is this the new Republican strategy? I feel like it is happening all over. They determined debating actual hurts them instead of using Fox News and Ads to do the heavy lifting.

CroleyForCongress (gray checkmark!) I'm in a similar situation in Tennessee on the congressional level, my Republican opponent refuses to debate me. If he's not willing to defend his own beliefs how could we trust him to defend our beliefs?

Cowards.

Trump would have lost if he did a 2nd debate with Kamala. Republicans have learned when they open their mouth in a place they’re held accountable people realize they’re scum

You could take the rotten corpse of a monkey and slap it in a suit and name it Rapey McBabystarver, have another live monkey use that corpse like a marionette, and the Republican base would support it 100% without question as long as it has that (R).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (xDw5z)

150 Is that a lot?

50 times the value of Hassan Piker's California mansion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

151 BTW

Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM

Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2Ez/1)

Not quite power ball money.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (KC5Lt)

152 "EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden has offered Canada an "associate membership" in the EU, which means that they get no advantages at all but get to be ruled over by Ursula and her 400 MEP besties, which is the same deal all actual EU members get."

Odds on Canada would get to compete in the Eurovision song contest. That's more than nothing, am I right?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (fbleX)

153 Nations don't have friends. They have interests.

Posted by: K Street 101 at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2Ez/1)

154
How? They're all geographically separated. It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)



"Boat" has two vowels. Kind of hard to build a fleet of boats when you don't have any vowels to build with.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (y9nCu)

155 For those who care, Part VI of What if China Invaded Taiwan is now live. This installment examines if China's weapons even work, and that while planners have to assume it will, that's a pretty shaky assumption. Now playing at ahlloyd.com

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

156
Canada spends more effort in trying to be not-America that they've never developed what it is to be Canada. Pathetic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:58 PM (eRlcH)

157 @41. The US Bill of Rights makes it clear your rights are inherent and cannot be abridged.

Wave that piece of paper, while a Federal Judge commands Law Enforcement to instruct you that your rights are what they say. Not what you say.

That was the argument of the Anti-Federalists. They were correct. They were proven correct almost from the start.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:58 PM (3GnTI)

158 Science Club Corner./i]

Yeah, yeah that was... special. One of the oldest and most conclusive binary examples in history is pregnancy, and they want to put it on a continuum.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:58 PM (K32Fz)

159 "The chancellor of Germany says free speech is just a kooky American idea that he doesn't share:

“Please don’t come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share."

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the head of the German CENTER-RIGHT party.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (0CU3H)

160 There was a Heritage Canada trying to restore that relationship (Mulroney, Harper) but between mass immigration and a national psychosis regarding the US, they have been overwhelmed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
_______________________

I was having that discussion on a Canadian blog (SmallDeadAnimals)...and the realization was that the conservatives in Canada have no leader. Poilievre pretends to be one, but he is incredibly LAZY. He's whine about something every chance he gets on the media, but NEVER has an alternative or outlines why something is a bad idea. He's a media whore plain and simple. The people of Canada have no movement or potential leader to get behind. I've never seen such apathy.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)

161 "Boat" has two vowels. Kind of hard to build a fleet of boats when you don't have any vowels to build with.

"Ffyc! Foiled again!"
--Lloyd David

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (K32Fz)

162 75 Nuke the unborn baby whales for Jesus!
Posted by: My favorite bumper sticker at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)

Don't be silly. It's not nearly as good as Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (Ntshk)

163 Ursula van der Leyden really did a bang-up job as Germany's defense minister.

Due to ineptitude and cost overruns, the Bundesmarine's next generation warship got cancelled. Only costing billions to cancel it. And the program was started with Ursula in charge.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD)

164 >>>Please don't come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share.

How do you feel about ass-kickings? Because we go more where that came from.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

When Vance went and announced the dangerous direction the EU and UK were heading with freedom of speech and religion everyone was shocked he said that their record was not spotless. Now Germany is saying that basic rights are worthless in just about a year.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)

165 Nations don't have friends. They have interests.
Posted by: K Street 101 at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2Ez/1)
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I mean that is the essence of the Realist school. If an alliance is no longer in the national interest, it must be broken. It's funny how many diplomats claim to be Realists but actually aren't. A true Realist would do what Trump is doing, maximizing national interest and reviewing alliances to see if they still provide any benefits.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)

166 “Please don’t come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share."

He'll make one Hell of a moderator.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (3GnTI)

167 What does "associate membership" mean?

The executive bathroom?
Free coffee in the break room?
A parking space?

Posted by: Can you skip the ads? at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (2Ez/1)

168 155 For those who care, Part VI of What if China Invaded Taiwan is now live.

you know who else had six parts?

Posted by: leonard at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (v3pYe)

169 El-Sayed Forced To Debate Empty Podium After Republican Dodges

The have 2 officially scheduled debates in October, this was just a stunt created by a TV station.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (K32Fz)

170 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

171 The people of Canada have no movement or potential leader to get behind. I've never seen such apathy.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)


Because they are the people of Canada. A wet rope never attracts a fire-brand to push it.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (3GnTI)

172
The executive bathroom?
Free coffee in the break room?
A parking space?
Posted by: Can you skip the ads? at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (2Ez/1)

_________

Sit at the little kids table and get told to finish your peas or there's no dessert.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (eRlcH)

173 All this strife, worldwide, could have been averted, had we elected Hillary.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (Q+gd/)

174 I hope Bernie got his Zyklon B retail.

Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

What a retard. Don't like it? Don't go to the sportsball events or play sportsball for the owner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)

175 El-Sayed Forced To Debate Empty Podium After Republican Dodges

The have 2 officially scheduled debates in October, this was just a stunt created by a TV station.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (K32Fz)
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He deleted 100 videos off of his youtube before running, and rumor is Rogers has all of them and will be releasing them steadily. The guy is imploding.

The debate moderator was a partisan hack. It was set up to be an ambush. Oh, and good luck getting anyone to watch an infomercial, which likely runs afoul of Equal Time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

176 they swearsies that that plan has been abandoned and they would never!

-
It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Just don't go to sleep or you'll wake up and the pod people'll be there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)

177 The Ricardos paid Fred and Ethel $125 a month. They had a 99-year lease that Fred tore up when they moved to Connecticut.

Posted by: Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (Fn+3X)

178 118 BTW

Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

___________________________

If it's Larry Klayman, I really won't know who to root for. Larry Klayman used to be at Judicial Watch. He was all in on annoying the Clintons, but it didn't amount to much. I met him at an Innaugural Ball for "W" and he was a DICK.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (dIske)

179 As long as all your neighbors are a bunch of pussies who don't maintain a decent military to deter you when you "finance" your economy by invading and enslaving said neighbors. But eventually you run into someone who's even more evil and bloodthirsty than you are, and they curbstomp your whole culture.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (y9nCu)


To begin with they reset the economy and financial system after the hyperinflation and rebuilt a completely shattered country in record time. In part it was a rejection and default on the WWI demands, and in part it was a rebuilding of the banking and credit systems backed by the state, in partnership with the state, and managed between the various producers by like some massive nationwide guild system.

If they had let it go there, then they would have been remembered as geniuses, greater than Keynes, Samuelson and Nordhaus who all viewed the Soviet planned economy as the ideal basis for an industrial economy.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (rbvCR)

180 170 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So...better than AoS HQ membership status then...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (xDw5z)

181 Nuke the unborn baby whales for Jesus!
Posted by: My favorite bumper sticker at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)

And get the Priest as well.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)

182 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)
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Andress? There my be some takers for that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)

183 Trump would have lost if he did a 2nd debate with Kamala. Republicans have learned when they open their mouth in a place they’re held accountable people realize they’re scum

You could take the rotten corpse of a monkey and slap it in a suit and name it Rapey McBabystarver, have another live monkey use that corpse like a marionette, and the Republican base would support it 100% without question as long as it has that (R).
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (xDw5z)

Those two made me LOL. Can you imagine the 2nd debate with Kamaladingdong? There's not enough dressing in the world for that volume of word salad.

And the rape stuff? Aren't these idiots the ones who put forward a rapist with a Nazi tattoo?

The projection is astounding.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:04 PM (Ntshk)

184 Bernie Sanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues. Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

What a retard. Don't like it? Don't go to the sportsball events or play sportsball for the owner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM


Its like Covid never happened for some of you.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

185 Orson

Root for discovery and injuries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

186 Brennan seems a tad perturbed. Is it October yet?

https://tinyurl.com/4f766hb8

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (viF8m)

187 173 All this strife, worldwide, could have been averted, had we elected Hillary.
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM

Pfffffttt!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (2Ez/1)

188 180 170 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So...better than AoS HQ membership status then...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (xDw5z)

Gosh, you didn't get dental? I thought we all got dental.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (Ntshk)

189 Ossifer, I live literally right over there. I'm just tryin' to get home. I only had two drinks, and I'm just finna get out the car.

Posted by: Rum Dum On Wheels at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (Fn+3X)

190 The syndicate running Canada does not have it's peoples best interests at heart.

The EU? Really.... Really Canada?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (XV/Pl)

191 You wish for Ursula Andress
Settle for the animated Ursula.
You will get Ursula van der Leyden

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)

192 The people of Canada have no movement or potential leader to get behind. I've never seen such apathy.

They did, but when Trump joke about Canada being the 51st state they went bonkers and ran around screaming and bouncing off walls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (K32Fz)

193 >>>What does "associate membership" mean?

You've heard of assistant pissboy, before, haven't you?

It is the assistant to the assistant of the assistant pissboy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (dK+Kv)

194 185 Orson

Root for discovery and injuries.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

______________________

Heh....Holy crap, I looked it up. It IS Larry Klayman. I can't believe he's still alive. He's got to be late 80's by now.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske)

195 The rat bastards are turning against the US en mass to push the DSA rat bastards here into office so the USAID & other bleed the US dry programs return AND they can dump more of their problem 'residents' here, too.





Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v)

196 The syndicate running Canada does not have it's peoples best interests at heart.

I see you've spent very little time among the rank and file of Canada.

Its not a syndicate. Your average Canadian sees "Fuck America" as their best interests.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (3GnTI)

197 Citron or Citroen?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2GVsD)


A Citroen party would be pretty silly.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:08 PM (rbvCR)

198 180 170 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So...better than AoS HQ membership status then...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (xDw5z)
__________________________

We have one rule here on AOS HQ memberships. Don't give any restroom tokens to Graham Platner.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)

199 Its like Covid never happened for some of you.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

What does that even mean?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)

200 A Citroen party would be pretty silly.

And quite intimate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD)

201 That's a lot of trouble to go through to be a piss boy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (NGvkg)

202 Heh....Holy crap, I looked it up. It IS Larry Klayman. I can't believe he's still alive. He's got to be late 80's by now.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske)

So, two assholes locked in legal combat. Can they both lose?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (Ntshk)

203 We have one rule here on AOS HQ memberships. Don't give any restroom tokens to Graham Platner.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)

I bet he wishes he could give back his 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (KC5Lt)

204 What Canada really wants is massive trade imbalance with the USA. They need that 80B coming in every year.

How do they think partnering with the EU (which wants the same) will help?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (VUfCb)

205 You wish for Ursula Andress
Settle for the animated Ursula.
You will get Ursula van der Leyden
Posted by: Anna Puma

https://tinyurl.com/43dpmz4j
Is that better or worse than live action Melissa McCarthy as Ursula the Sea Witch?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:11 PM (xDw5z)

206 Its like Covid never happened for some of you.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

What does that even mean?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)


It means that this ...

What a retard. Don't like it? Don't go to the sportsball events or play sportsball for the owner.

Is that same dumb shit of "companies have rights". Assuming they are just pure entities pursuing profit.

It ignores the actions during the entirety of Covid. That companies are active actors in politics. And use your employment as a lever to bend you to their will. And will actively act against you, en masse, in a coordinated effort.

Its the same stubborn Junior Achievement view of economics that just makes no sense. Now more than ever.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:12 PM (3GnTI)

207 What does that even mean?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)


Probably just hoping for a response.
Criticize his grammar, he loves that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:12 PM (rbvCR)

208 So, two assholes locked in legal combat. Can they both lose?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (Ntshk)

What's wrong with Klayman?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (KC5Lt)

209 What Canada really wants is massive trade imbalance with the USA. They need that 80B coming in every year.

How do they think partnering with the EU (which wants the same) will help?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (VUfCb)
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Mark Carney doesn't care. He has all his assets in the US. He's fleecing Canada because he's a soulless globalist. He's literally proposing to let foreigners buy all their airports (China, anyone?). He has zero interest in making Canada better, just lining his own pockets and pissing off Trump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

210 200 There was a French TV series featuring a Citroen. The Dukes of Burgundy. Freres Bo and Luke bombed around in a souped up 2cv with a tricolor painted on the sunroof.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (gm9Sb)

211 Its like Covid never happened for some of you.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

What does that even mean?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)

I was worried that I might be the only one.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (dK+Kv)

212
That's a lot of trouble to go through to be a piss boy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (NGvkg)

__________

That's just the start. Then it's Apprentice Pissboy, Journeyman Pissboy and Master Pissboy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)

213 Probably just hoping for a response.
Criticize his grammar, he loves that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:12 PM (rbvCR)
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Don't waste the effort. It's not worth it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

214 As I posted yesterday, during WWII a German noted that being allied with Austria -Hungary was like being shackled to a corpse. If Canada wants to throw in with the EU, goodbye and good luck, you'll need it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 07:14 PM (oUMhY)

215 Don't give any restroom tokens to Graham Platner.

"Is he related to Eric Clapner?"
--Joycelyn Elders

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:14 PM (K32Fz)

216 Don't waste the effort. It's not worth it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)


I am sorry I was a prick the other day, by the way.
I don't have an excuse, just the apology.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)

217 There was a French TV series featuring a Citroen. The Dukes of Burgundy. Freres Bo and Luke bombed around in a souped up 2cv with a tricolor painted on the sunroof.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (gm9Sb)
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They'd race through vinyards and jump scenic creeks with their iconic "Mon Deiiiiuuuuu!" cry.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (ZOv7s)

218 What's wrong with Klayman?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (KC5Lt)

"If it's Larry Klayman, I really won't know who to root for. Larry Klayman used to be at Judicial Watch. He was all in on annoying the Clintons, but it didn't amount to much. I met him at an Innaugural Ball for "W" and he was a DICK.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (dIske)"

This.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Ntshk)

219 How is the oyster farm?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (RIvkX)

220 >>>Its like Covid never happened for some of you.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

======

Excuse me? I’ll have you know when I have labs taken tomorrow I will be definitely be blaming the increase in my liver enzymes on the Remdesivir I was administered 5 years ago. Not the double IPA's.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (QFchU)

221 So here ... Flounder.

You don't like having to take a shot ? Don't shop here. Or anywhere else. Get your groceries wherever. Its freedom of association for the corporation. Get with it. We have rights.

Don't like giving up every bit of your personal information. Well, bank elsewhere. Except every bank in your radius all meet on Friday and the demand in coordinated.

Get it now ?

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (3GnTI)

222 I present to you the head of the German CENTER-RIGHT party.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

You are obviously using a different dialect of English.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Fv808)

223 I am sorry I was a prick the other day, by the way.
I don't have an excuse, just the apology.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)
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Were you? I didn't notice. I mean, this is the Horde. We're all pricks to a certain extent. But I appreciate the apology.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)

224 Can't tell if Mr. Angry is a sportsball fan or a Bernie fan.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (dK+Kv)

225 We have one rule here on AOS HQ memberships. Don't give any restroom tokens to Graham Platner.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)

Fuck you, buddy! The alternative is worse!!!

"I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portashitter….that blue water smell conditioned me.” Graham Platner, March 2017, posting on r/Military under the username "P-Hustle".

Posted by: Porta Pots at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (xDw5z)

226 Canada is betting rather heavily, right alongside Iran, their moves will result in a Democrat majority Congress that will slow down the will of the American people, as expressed through Trump. Their combined goal, led by Democrats and expressed rather loudly by them, is to dismantle the American Republic and undermine it with sharia law, communism, and progressive liberalism.

I suppose you can be upset with the price of gas and the fact Trump finally had the courage to destroy an enemy who has been killing Americans without any retribution for many years, including some of my friends. But it’s somewhat of a curious, vexing decision to elect people knowing nothing they have will change that, and it will in fact make the country worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (XD+PD)

227 Get it now ?

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (3GnTI)

Seems like an impotent rant.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (dK+Kv)

228 Freres Bo and Luke bombed around in a souped up 2cv with a tricolor painted on the sunroof.

Except they were Beau And Luc, and instead of makig amazing jumps, they just drove the 2CV off the jump and it fell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (K32Fz)

229 That's just the start. Then it's Apprentice Pissboy, Journeyman Pissboy and Master Pissboy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)

In my experience, boys don't need any training to piss whenever and wherever they want to. Once they discover the directional spout, it's game on.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (Ntshk)

230
Send some gunboats to Quebec City, Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver and lob a few rounds into those iceback hellholes.

Just to let them know who has got their 'nads in a vise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (ixS3i)

231 204 What Canada really wants is massive trade imbalance with the USA. They need that 80B coming in every year.

How do they think partnering with the EU (which wants the same) will help?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (VUfCb)
____________________________

The big thing with Canada that the media stays away from is what their "industry" has become, and WHY it is important that we not continue with the status quo. Canada has a tiny industrial base. What they do have is moving to the US. That leaves "Asssembling Plants." China and a few other countries send parts to Canada, which puts products together (assembles)....then they plaster the "Made in Canada" sticker on it even though the vast majority is Chinese crap. It's how China was circumventing tariffs and competing unfairly.

Now, Canada has nothing to fall back on, so they try to make it up in tariffs and unfair labor practices (like dumping milk) to control prices. The abuse tariff quotas on a bunch of different industries (dairy, lumber etc.). We're doing a reset, and they have no negotiating leverage.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:18 PM (dIske)

232 But it’s somewhat of a curious, vexing decision to elect people knowing nothing they have will change that, and it will in fact make the country worse.

People don't vote using logic. The vast majority don't do using logic.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:18 PM (3GnTI)

233 Little Ricky is 75 years old.

Posted by: Mrs. Trumbull Passed in 1966, Age 91 at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Fn+3X)

234 Get it now ?
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (3GnTI)

Sweetie, we all get it. With whom, exactly, are you so angry?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)

235 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Ntshk

He wasn't just at Judicial Watch, he was a founder.
And how many attorneys do you know who aren't dicks at one time or another? Admittedly I don't know what he's been doing past 15 years but what he set up has done good work.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)

236 Trump would have lost if he did a 2nd debate with Kamala.

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Yeah, boy! Once the flying monkeys flew out of her butt it would've been all over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)

237 I suppose you can be upset with the price of gas and the fact Trump finally had the courage to destroy an enemy who has been killing Americans without any retribution for many years, including some of my friends. But it’s somewhat of a curious, vexing decision to elect people knowing nothing they have will change that, and it will in fact make the country worse.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (XD+PD)
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People don't vote the "generic ballot," they vote for candidates, and the Dems have picked some crazy ones.

Right now the media is trying to blackpill the base, and amplifying the Massieholes of the world. Ignore it. The Dems are in panic mode.

Trump did the USPS thing when he did, to make it an election issue and show that even tracking THE MAIL is a problem for them. He set out piles of rakes and they are walking into every single one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

238 230
Send some gunboats to Quebec City, Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver and lob a few rounds into those iceback hellholes.

Just to let them know who has got their 'nads in a vise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (ixS3i)
________________________

No need. By dropping the TPS on Haitians, we lobbed more than a few face chomping Haitians on Montreal. Which by the way is where they are all headed due to the French speaking up there.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (dIske)

239 >>>He now says that while what he said was right, people with names like "Hasan" and "Abdul" (the Senate candidate who he's palling around with) aren't allowed to utter such truths.


Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (SwyyQ)

240 Sweetie, we all get it. With whom, exactly, are you so angry?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)
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The answer is God. Really big mad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

241 >@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
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Their house, their rules.

why doesn't this old basterd just die already

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)

242 Not getting if Iran is getting put it place why gas ids still high.
Other than inflation

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

243 >> Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)

“ Now instead, you ought to forgive and comfort him, so that he will not be overwhelmed by excessive sorrow.”

2 Corinthians 2:7

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (XD+PD)

244 On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

Special relationship.

https://t.ly/Xi6vK
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)

Probably until the era of Trudeau II Canada's leaders were sane enough to realize the true relative powers, openly confronting the US was madness. Similarly for the UK .

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy)

245 Admittedly I don't know what he's been doing past 15 years but what he set up has done good work.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)

I took Orson's info at face value. Sorry if that offends.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (Ntshk)

246 He wasn't just at Judicial Watch, he was a founder.
And how many attorneys do you know who aren't dicks at one time or another? Admittedly I don't know what he's been doing past 15 years but what he set up has done good work.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)

______________________________

He's a total self-absorbed asshole who was less interested in sticking it to the Clintons than he was getting his mug on television. I stand by that.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (dIske)

247 Sweetie, we all get it. With whom, exactly, are you so angry?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)


It varies day to day. Right now ? The folks that don't remember "if you don't like the rules, shop somewhere else" when it wasn't that long ago that NONE OF US could shop anywhere without stepping through all the hoops of a very coordinated commercial response.

As I said ... its like some here just don't remember Covid. They live in the Junior Achievement version of Economics they were taught in school. Which isn't how things work at all.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)

248 "In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues."

I hear that in the voice of the Blue Aardvark.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (MWfyi)

249 Over 5 million Citroen 2CV's were built worldwide. Someone must like them.

Posted by: Froggy Transport at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Fn+3X)

250
I bet he wishes he could give back his 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by: polynikes


L'il Tottie has not spoken to him in weeks. Sad!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (ixS3i)

251 240 Sweetie, we all get it. With whom, exactly, are you so angry?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)
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The answer is God. Really big mad.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

Well, then, bless his pointed little head.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Ntshk)

252 239 >>>He now says that while what he said was right, people with names like "Hasan" and "Abdul" (the Senate candidate who he's palling around with) aren't allowed to utter such truths.

Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Max Power

Hold on! Let's not be too hasty here....can we add Muhammed and Omar to the list at least?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (xDw5z)

253 228 Freres Bo and Luke bombed around in a souped up 2cv with a tricolor painted on the sunroof.

Except they were Beau And Luc, and instead of makig amazing jumps, they just drove the 2CV off the jump and it fell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (K32Fz)

Boss Porc watches them toodle by and shouts out "I chase no one today! I'm on le strike!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (aKiSo)

254 Well, then, bless his pointed little head.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Ntshk)
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Yes. Of course, God loves him, and is patiently waiting for him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)

255 "In Europe, your rights are a gift from the government, which makes it clear it can take them away when it wants to. The US Bill of Rights makes it clear your rights are inherent and cannot be abridged." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

YES. And that is why USA is truly a blessed place, and fully under attack by the globalists and all other nations that want control of their "subjects".

Not sure what other "democracies" come close to the USA on individual rights, and the basics of our Declaration of Independence. Yet we have our own DeepState (since at least post WW2 when our CIA brought in European totalitarians to help them run our world). It's a study I'd be interested in reading, if done by a True American Patriot with broad historical competence.

But that is our ongoing struggle, and why we read Ace, and a few others.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (vbXSk)

256 Which isn't how things work at all.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)

I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (Ntshk)

257 Their house, their rules.

why doesn't this old basterd just die already

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)

As a group, sportsball players are the most empowered people capable of defending their right against the evil machinations of the man. If it is that important to them - no restrictions on their political speech in the workplace that reflects upon the team, and thus, the owner's profitability - they are well-empowered to get such conditions added to their CBA.

I just can't get worked up over it to Bernie's commie agitprop.

And, no, I did not get the jab.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (dK+Kv)

258 "NONE OF US could shop anywhere without stepping through all the hoops of a very coordinated commercial response."

That is not true. I never wore a mask in Kroger. I was never even confronted about it. Now the UPS Store, that was a different story.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

259 249 BiL, while stationed in Germany took off with a couple other guys for a short road trip in one's car. The trip was very short after the German cops pulled them over for having a 2CV on the Autobahn.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (gm9Sb)

260 As I posted yesterday, during WWII a German noted that being allied with Austria -Hungary was like being shackled to a corpse. If Canada wants to throw in with the EU, goodbye and good luck, you'll need it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 07:14 PM (oUMhY)

In this case more like being shackled to a vampire. The EU will loot what it can, and forbid Canada to do anything France and Germany don't like them to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)

261 >> >@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.

Nobody is being silenced you imbecile.

Robert Kraft, who not only owns the Patriots but also the stadium, is a huge supporter of Israel which you should not know because not only are you technically Jewish you also, technically, live in Vermont.

If you think he was going to give a platform to a raging anti-semite to spew his lie you are even dumber than I thought and that is one low bar.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)

262 I had to order a Gadsen Flag, my Bobby Lee license plates are now illegal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (2OBCo)

263
Tell me that she blew chunks in the back of that squad car.

Lie if you must.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (ixS3i)

264 Boss Porc watches them toodle by and shouts out "I chase no one today! I'm on le strike!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (aKiSo)
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He summons the head of the local Gendarmarie, Ross d'Porcartraine, who dutifully mounts his motorbike with his faithful poodle, Flashe, and promptly hits a bollard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (ZOv7s)

265 249 Over 5 million Citroen 2CV's were built worldwide. Someone must like them.
Posted by: Froggy Transport

Size Production doesn't matter, baby! People love me even more!!!

Posted by: 100,000 Ford F-150 Lightnings Produced at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (xDw5z)

266 Yo Bernie, Macklemore can say anything he wants . He has no right to to say it in Kraft's building

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (oUMhY)

267 In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues."

What if someone wanted to host a klan rally in the stadium?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (KC5Lt)

268 >Which isn't how things work at all.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)

I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.

Posted by: tcn in AK
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I can tell by his prose style that he is one smart motherfucker!

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (ZxPkt)

269 I had not heretofore appreciated the newt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)

270 What happens in EU to industries like energy, ag, and timber? they shut them down. Do they think Germany will let them compete on auto? do they think EU will let them compete on dairy? NO -- they will be expected to ship LNG cheap, and accept migrants. Lots of migrants.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (VUfCb)

All their pipelines go into the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (uhVAy)

271 >> Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

On 9-11 if I’m around, I usually go to a school and talk with kids about my experiences that day. After this years visit one of the children’s siblings went on social media to say what a terrible thing that was, it shouldn’t be permitted and trying to coyly say I should have died that day.

Now imagine what it takes to be that ignorant and callous. Me? I’ll shrug it off. I’ve lost count of the number of people who wished I was dead. There’s a globe of them, and they might even have a fan club.

Anyway, that’s the level of ignorance and vitriol we’re up against and why people make pathos decisions at the ballot that will ultimately make their lives worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (XD+PD)

272 That is not true. I never wore a mask in Kroger. I was never even confronted about it. Now the UPS Store, that was a different story.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)
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Forget it, Jake, it's Blackpilltown.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (ZOv7s)

273 Tell me that she blew chunks in the back of that squad car.

Lie if you must.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

I don't know who Chunks is, or why he's in the back of a squad car, but I'll blow whoever I need to get the Dem nomination in 2028. (Cackle)

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (xDw5z)

274
In this case more like being shackled to a vampire. The EU will loot what it can, and forbid Canada to do anything France and Germany don't like them to do.
Posted by: Oldcat


Jeebus, the Ur-Frogs in Quebec would become even more insufferable.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (ixS3i)

275 Does anybody remember laughter?

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (AKptf)

276 Somebody needs to demand to go speak in one of Bernie's houses.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

277 I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (Ntshk)


The opposite. These things are just so obvious that everyone should see them. Everyone that is willing to look. I'm smart in my field. But we're talking day to day on the street believe your own eyes stuff.

I'm no smarter than anyone in that. Yet I saw what I saw.

And now I see this, same as always. Lloyd is going all "I love Jesus" now because that's what he does when he gets called on dumb statements.

You know why I'm a "troll" ? Because I just don't buy into the ideology. I see what works and what don't. Anyone can. Its not a talent as much as a will.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (3GnTI)

278 As I said ... its like some here just don't remember Covid. They live in the Junior Achievement version of Economics they were taught in school. Which isn't how things work at all.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)

Speaking of a Junior Achievement version of Economics, if you didn't like your COVID tyranny, you should have moved to a free area.

We had some attempts at that here, but by and large, people scoffed at such attempts.

We as adults protested along side student walkouts that were against prolonging the stupid school mandates, and we homeschool (had no skin in that game). So get off your self-righteous high horse over a bunch of commie agit prop about empowered, whiny sportsball players.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)

279 I have seen on twitter, the response to the tariff issue in Can. is that they claim -- "Yeah, we have punishingly high tariffs above a tiny quota allowed at a lower rate, but no one pays them!"

So 300% on dairy if you ship more than the quota, but no one pays it so it doesn't count.
$0 dollars collected!

They really can't be that stupid, can they?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)

280 oh shit

Wednesday in Queens that will install 17 Throne Labs units across all five boroughs to address the city's restroom shortage.

Company co-founder and COO Jessica Heinzelman explained that users get 10 minutes before escalating warnings culminate in the door automatically opening.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (/+uur)

281 In this case more like being shackled to a vampire. The EU will loot what it can, and forbid Canada to do anything France and Germany don't like them to do.
Posted by: Oldcat

Jeebus, the Ur-Frogs in Quebec would become even more insufferable.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (ixS3i)

I'm not sure...with the Quebecois be pissed when France treats them as non-French, like Cajuns?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (uhVAy)

282
I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.

Posted by: tcn in AK


When did we issue a notice that we were hiring such?

This place used to have high standards.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ixS3i)

283 Tell me that she blew chunks in the back of that squad car.

There's a reason they have no carpets in a cop car

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (K32Fz)

284 That Canada /EU meme is so good I'm relinking this from this morning.

https://tinyurl.com/54wra6h9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ndZc7)

285 Canada as part of the EU would open the flood gates to the invaders of NA.

War with Canada is on the table.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (NnhvP)

286 269 I had not heretofore appreciated the newt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)

"I got better."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (Ntshk)

287 So 300% on dairy if you ship more than the quota, but no one pays it so it doesn't count.
$0 dollars collected!

They really can't be that stupid, can they?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)

The punishment for poaching the lord of the manor's deer is immediate death.

But it doesn't matter, because no one poaches the lord's deer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (aKiSo)

288
This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ixS3i)

__________

*hacks loogie on sidewalk*
*scratches*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (eRlcH)

289 During COVID our Northern Virginia cousins showed up at a big wedding toward Lynchburg and no one was masked except them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (2OBCo)

290 About a quarter of 2CV production was the little transport van. It served well in lots of 3rd world places like Africa, India, S. America. They more than earned their keep.

Posted by: Truckin' at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (Fn+3X)

291 >@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.


----
Bernie thinks BERNIE should decide who can say what, and where

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ZxPkt)

292 Wednesday in Queens that will install 17 Throne Labs units across all five boroughs to address the city's restroom shortage.

Company co-founder and COO Jessica Heinzelman explained that users get 10 minutes before escalating warnings culminate in the door automatically opening.

===


somebody needs to hack the system and make it 10 seconds!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (AKptf)

293 You know why I'm a "troll" ?

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (3GnTI)

The trolling part is kind of a giveaway, if we're being blunt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (dK+Kv)

294 The squirrels are eating the not ready pecans from our trees. That's the signal for me to start my Fall diet of candy corn and peanut butter.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)

295
That village need only install a dog run completely around whatever facility is intended to be forked over to the MooSlims to put an end to that resettlement idea.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ixS3i)

296 I have seen on twitter, the response to the tariff issue in Can. is that they claim -- "Yeah, we have punishingly high tariffs above a tiny quota allowed at a lower rate, but no one pays them!"

So 300% on dairy if you ship more than the quota, but no one pays it so it doesn't count.
$0 dollars collected!

They really can't be that stupid, can they?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)

A quota is even more despicable than a tariff, trade wise. A tariff lets you sell at least, even if you have to be more efficient than local competitors.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (uhVAy)

297
219 How is the oyster farm?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM

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It's fine. As fake and gay as ever.

Maybe you were concerned that it would be left to rot after its utility as a political prop was gone, but it has a reason to continue its existence. Its tiny, one-seafood-restaurant-supplying existence.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (VWtfl)

298 When did we issue a notice that we were hiring such?

This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ixS3i)

I'm pretty sure he doesn't get dental, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (Ntshk)

299 They really can't be that stupid, can they?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)
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Yes. Yes, they can.

Elbows up!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ZOv7s)

300 Monroe Doctrine-Canada against the EU would mean we are treating Canada like a Banana Republic.
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam


Banana Republic > Poutine Republic

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (VHUov)

301 295
That village need only install a dog run completely around whatever facility is intended to be forked over to the MooSlims to put an end to that resettlement idea.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ixS3i)

"Tell Hormel I got a tasty little tax break here for them...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (aKiSo)

302 That village need only install a dog run completely around whatever facility is intended to be forked over to the MooSlims to put an end to that resettlement idea.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ixS3i)

There's plenty of dogs roaming the streets in Muslimtown.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (uhVAy)

303 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

304 275 Does anybody remember laughter?
Posted by: runner

I just mentioned Kamala cackling up above! She laughs enough for three people, which doesn't make up for have the IQ of one-third of a person. We're straying dangerously close to math, and 3/5ths compromise, territory here...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (xDw5z)

305 This reminds me of Desert Storm now. Just so happens I was in during Desert Storm.

After it was over ? Everybody volunteered. Except everybody that volunteered, for real, got put somewhere. Mostly back-filling in the empty posts.

I didn't volunteer.

My point ? Now, so many brave souls that said "Fuck No" during Covid. Its bullshit. Its like Meal Team Six never rolled out.

Complete bullshit.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (3GnTI)

306 All their pipelines go into the US.
Posted by: Oldcat

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sure, for now. The EU folk seem really pissed about buying LNG from USA. It costs more than the Russian stuff. They think the US somehow fought Nordstream and planned the war to sell them LNG.

I think that they think they will get cheap LNG from the canadians in time.

Not sure why whey need to, as they have plenty in Europe if they just drilled and fracked.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (VUfCb)

307 I can take a dump and shoot up in less than 10 minutes.

Posted by: Rockin' The Throne Lab at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Fn+3X)

308 291 >@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.


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Bernie thinks BERNIE should decide who can say what, and where
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ZxPkt)

If only a billionaire could silence Bernie. But it seems nobody can.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Ntshk)

309 Wednesday in Queens that will install 17 Throne Labs units across all five boroughs to address the city's restroom shortage.

Company co-founder and COO Jessica Heinzelman explained that users get 10 minutes before escalating warnings culminate in the door automatically opening.

And you thought drug use was bad in Starbucks bathrooms. Wait until you get a load of this.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (KC5Lt)

310 307 I can take a dump and shoot up in less than 10 minutes.
Posted by: Rockin' The Throne Lab at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Fn+3X)

But how about the sex? Once you shoot up, it could be months....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ntshk)

311 My neighbors must be cooking a kettle of dogshit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (2OBCo)

312 The only hassle I had during Covid was at an Indian Casino. Tribal cop told me to leave, I told him I had breathing issues with the mask, and he said leave anyway. I got mouthy with him, told him some day he could be a real cop and shoot somebody with his Glock. Lucky I didn't wind up shackled and manacled in a sweat lodge.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (gm9Sb)

313 The trolling part is kind of a giveaway, if we're being blunt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (dK+Kv)
---
Well, there's a reason why he has to keep changing his name.

I feel really bad that he goes to this much trouble to get some sort of engagement. I mean he could try to be...human? Honest? Not a jackass?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (ZOv7s)

314 Over 5 million Citroen 2CV's were built worldwide. Someone must like them.
Posted by: Froggy Transport at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Fn+3X)


But are they worth a party?
No. No, they are not.

I might throw a party for a Renault 4. 8 million of those built, world wide.
They have those cool sliding windows too.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)

315 Canada has timber, oil, and some wheat/canola type ag stuff. How they went so far left/commie ... hard to say. I bought a sawmill and wood chipper from Woodland Mills up there ... the "rural" people are probably like the rural people down here.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (vbXSk)

316 I feel really bad that he goes to this much trouble to get some sort of engagement. I mean he could try to be...human? Honest? Not a jackass?

I am the most brutally honest dude you'll ever meet. And that's the point.

I wonder about y'all. There was a time I wanted to do one of these meet and greets. Back when Jim was Sunk New Dawn was around.

But I just can't imagine the "let's all just hug and agree" vibe now.

Its not "engagement". Some of you, and you are one, just invariably piss me off with your purposeful naive turned up to 11.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (3GnTI)

317 Jeffrey Laurie was supposed to have signed on too. Let's see how the protests in Philly shift things.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (NFX2v)

318 I might throw a party for a Renault 4. 8 million of those built, world wide.
They have those cool sliding windows too.
Posted by: Kindltot

Your party is haram!!!!!

Posted by: Toyota Hilux with rear-Mounted DShK at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (xDw5z)

319 sure, for now. The EU folk seem really pissed about buying LNG from USA. It costs more than the Russian stuff. They think the US somehow fought Nordstream and planned the war to sell them LNG.

I think that they think they will get cheap LNG from the canadians in time.

Not sure why whey need to, as they have plenty in Europe if they just drilled and fracked.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (VUfCb)

I don't think they do any planning on that level at all, if they did they would not have urged on a war with their only source of cheap energy.

And I don't think canada will be a cheap source of LNG regardless since the same transport across the ocean would be needed as US LNG, PLUS they'd have to build new pipelines over thousands of miles. The EU aren't builders of anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (uhVAy)

320 They think the US somehow fought Nordstream and planned the war to sell them LNG.

I'm pretty sure we DID blow up that well-head that sent Russian LNG to Europe.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (3GnTI)

321
This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:


We're coming into voting time.. the trolls come out of the rotten wood every time.

They do seem to lack a bit of IQ though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (NnhvP)

322 Canada has timber, oil, and some wheat/canola type ag stuff. How they went so far left/commie ... hard to say. I bought a sawmill and wood chipper from Woodland Mills up there ... the "rural" people are probably like the rural people down here.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (vbXSk)

All the parts with timber and oil are subject nations to the core population in the Ottawa-Toronto axis. Don't even have much against general Canadians.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (uhVAy)

323 They think the US somehow fought Nordstream and planned the war to sell them LNG.

I'm pretty sure we DID blow up that well-head that sent Russian LNG to Europe.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (3GnTI)

Biden did. Of course the EU agreed to it to 'get' Russia somehow.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (uhVAy)

324 >>>You know why I'm a "troll" ?

Because you are trying to hit everyone's pain points that you imagine exist because you are judging everyone by your limited experience.
you do not believe due to your own approach in everything you do that people can honestly be faithful, caring, economically literate, or understanding of other people's pain.

You go after what you imagine to be cynical hypocrisy to make other people squirm for your own amusement, like some sadistic child impaling cutworms on blackberry thorns.

Am I close?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (rbvCR)

325 Am I close?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (rbvCR)

I was thinking the 'living under a bridge until the cute billy goats came out" was the clue.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

326 Am I close?

Slick ... if somebody keeps saying 2 + 2 = 5 ? Do you pat their ass and say "good try" ?

I didn't do that with my kids.

But this is where it is now. I just hurt your feelings. You people are the opposite side of the coin from the people you hate now. Truly.

Its been a Hell of a thing to watch.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (3GnTI)

327 233 Little Ricky is 75 years old.
Posted by: Mrs. Trumbull Passed in 1966, Age 91 at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Fn+3X)

Only life to go.

Posted by: Sebastian Bach at September 17, 2026 07:55 PM (Lh1W0)

328 I missed the whole thread
-the whole thread

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:23 PM (VQ0bX)

329 Shipping dairy to Europe is non-starter.

Perhaps Maple Syrup or poutine.

Really don't know what the people of Canada are so angry about but they sure do have sand in their fart clams.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)

330 "she strangled them to death."

Not only that. The garrote she used. . .Was a fucking WOMAN'S EXERCISE BAND! A Flexible length of rubber or elastic silicone that will flex, wielded in the hands of a woman.

Either she hesitated and the elastic would loosen giving the children a little more air to live longer as they suffered at the hands of this demon, or she put so much tension into the ELASTIC that it was able to completely obstruct. Either those children suffered over long and would collect "one last gasp" several times over the period that she was murdering them, or she had the zeal to make an ELASTIC act as a static line with as much strength as she could muster.

EXERCISE BANDS!

Posted by: wickedpinto at September 17, 2026 08:27 PM (cZv+N)

331 "Global Capitalism didn't do us a bit of good."

Yeah we are mired in abject poverty. Except compared to every other civilization that ever existed in the history of the world. Including our own 10 years, or 5 years, or 50 years ago.

Grow up and stop stomping your feet.

Posted by: boatbuilder at September 17, 2026 08:33 PM (HvsE8)

US Poverty Rate Falls to Lowest Level In History

Well, as long as we've been keeping track of it, anyway.

And median (average) household income hit a record high.

Wait until you see how the media spins this.

The U.S. ​poverty rate edged down to the lowest on record ‌in 2025, while median household income hit a record high, the Census Bureau said on Tuesday. There were 34.5 million people in poverty ​in 2025, the agency said.

The decline marked the second ​consecutive annual drop in the poverty rate and brought ⁠it to its lowest level since the bureau began tracking ​the measure. It came as policymakers debate the impact of ​federal spending cuts on safety-net programs.

The poverty rate -- the percentage of people living in poverty -- dipped 0.5 percentage point to 10.2% last year, the ​bureau said. The supplemental measure of poverty, which takes into ​account non-cash government benefits and taxes, was at 13.1%, and the median household ‌income ⁠increased 2.6% to $87,460.


The media very begrugingly stated that the poverty rate fell, but only "slightly, and then added that "experts" "fear the worse" is still to come.

Compare that to how they reported child poverty falling under Biden.

And also note that child poverty under Trump has fallen to the lowest level in recorded history, which they don't bother underlining.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:33 PM




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1 Yay!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)

3 Serious gainz

Posted by: Brometheus at September 17, 2026 05:34 PM (rOmMi)

4 When you have the fattest poor people in the world, no wonder the world beats a path to the US.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (Sco7b)

5 You don't hate the media enough.

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (hG5L0)

7 You cannot distrust the media enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)

8
Oh sure. We taxpayers are always going have to pay for the worthless pieces of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (/QHx4)

9 Acko Wack!

Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (GbONR)

10 8
Oh sure. We taxpayers are always going have to pay for the worthless pieces of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (/QHx4)

EBT like the poor, will always be with us. It is written.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar8)

11 Trump cures cancer. Tens of thousands of Healthcare workers lose their jobs.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:38 PM (KC5Lt)

12 Is this adjusted for inflation?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 05:38 PM (I43vL)

13 And they said we were just a bunch of fraudsters.

Posted by: The Learing Center at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (4HoLg)

14 4 When you have the fattest poor people in the world, no wonder the world beats a path to the US.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (Sco7b)

Poor people who are fat, have personal cell phones, live in subsidized or free housing with indoor plumbing and air conditioning, get food stamps and tax rebates (for sitting on their asses), and buy soda, booze and pot for "recreation" purposes.

Those poor people? Why, yes, it is no wonder the world wants to come here and be poor.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (Ntshk)

15 Is this adjusted for inflation?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 05:38 PM


The article is behind a paywall or something so I can't read it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (I43vL)

16
So you made poor choices in life. Fuck you starve.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (/QHx4)

17 It'll be reported like this.

"Under President Trump, the poverty rate hit a new record of 10.2%! 34.5 million people live in poverty."

GatewayPundit the pilot ejected...

A fighter jet crashed in rural Michigan on Thursday afternoon during a training exercise.

The pilot safely ejected and was rushed to a nearby hospital, where they are being treated.

The fighter pilot was participating in a routine training exercise in Traverse County at the time of the crash.

“A 149th Fighter Wing, Texas Air National Guard F-16 Fighting Falcon was on a routine training mission from the Air National Guard’s Combat Readiness Training Center, in Alpena, when it experienced an incident earlier this afternoon,” the Texas Military Department said in a statement.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (Sco7b)

18 It came as policymakers debate the impact of ​federal spending cuts on safety-net programs.

Get rid of the illegals, and phony-legals, so that citizens can get jobs, have the government stop stealing our money to fund their demonic push for a worldwide homosexual Islamic nightmare land, and ease up on the regulations. We shouldn't have safety-net programs - charity can take care of those in actual need, and doing these things would limit the number in actual need.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)

19 The poverty pimps won't like this at all.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM (NGvkg)

20 11 Trump cures cancer. Tens of thousands of Healthcare workers lose their jobs.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:38 PM (KC5Lt)

And there we have the reason there is no cure for most cancers. There's no money in the cure, only the research.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM (Ntshk)

21 The propaganda ministries will scream that we are trying to take jobs from government bureaucrats who are responsible to "care for" the poor and homeless.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 05:41 PM (oUMhY)

22 Poor people who are fat, have personal cell phones, live in subsidized or free housing with indoor plumbing and air conditioning, get food stamps and tax rebates (for sitting on their asses), and buy soda, booze and pot for "recreation" purposes.

The ones with hair extensions, Frankenstein nails, and covered in tats, which, presumably, we paid for - ultimately, at least.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:42 PM (ExV1e)

23 Poverty declines even as government programs are cut.

Posted by: Fox Butterfield at September 17, 2026 05:42 PM (4NO2D)

24 And there we have the reason there is no cure for most cancers. There's no money in the cure, only the research.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM



Treatments make money, cures do not.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:43 PM (4NO2D)

25 I never knew a wealthy child.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Cqx++)

26

"Assistance to Needy Families Drops to All-Time Low."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (VWtfl)

27 this is what happens when you deport all the poor people without whom the economy will crumble

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (CWTWj)

28 Bullshit stats. And then they spin the bullshit.

Remember 'poverty' here and now is still living better than any king 1000 years ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

29 16
So you made poor choices in life. Fuck you starve.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:39 PM (/QHx4)

Not at all. Mother Theresa never judged anyone for their life choices, and she took care of them. But then, she wasn't extorting the general public for tax money to do so. Not the same thing as the government demanding to pay for extravagance for "poor" people.

I never took public assistance for anything, and I left home at 17. I lived without a phone, without AC, without a lot in order to survive. I also always had a job, but there were times when I didn't not know where my next meal was going to come from. I got by, until I succeeded.

And now I get to pay for others to not bother. THAT is my objection. I still give plenty to the Church, and I have no issue if the Church chooses to use that to help folks. And it does.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (Ntshk)

30 Can still buy my enchilades verdes lunch for under twelve bucks, drink included. Life is good.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (Gqar8)

31 There's only so many ways to monetize healthy eating, exercise, meditation and fasting.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

32 For the leftist media, the "worse to come" is that it will fall even further. Can't have a compliant populace if they're not enslaved by goverment largesse.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (wkREs)

33 Biden ended child poverty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2OBCo)

34 I never knew a wealthy child.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Cqx++)

Richie Rich? Johnny Quest?

Kind of assholes.

Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)

35 Customs Officer: Why do you want to live in America?

Immigrant: I want to live in the land where all poor people are fat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 05:46 PM (vOxCS)

36 Trump Halts Rally Speech to Dismiss Female Heckler:
'She's Going Home to Mama'

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 05:46 PM (vOxCS)

37 One day a young woman approached me in the parking lot and asked for some money for bus fare to get to a job interview. She didn’t look homeless and was dressed decently. She was very apologetic about asking but said she was trying to get back on her feet after some set backs. I gave her a few bucks even though 90% chance she was lying. But main reason was so I could comment on the smart phone she was carrying and telling her that America was the greatest country in the world when poor people can have a smart phone. She tried to explain but I told her no need and good luck on the interview.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (KC5Lt)

38 I never knew a wealthy child.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Cqx++)

Richie Rich? Johnny Quest?

Kind of assholes.

Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)

Freaking pony people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (ACXjY)

39 As my Indian friend used to say, In America, to be poor is to have a B&W TV and ride the bus. In India, to be poor is to have no clothes.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (4NO2D)

40 33 Biden ended child poverty.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2OBCo)

Leftists do so by having them killed in the womb.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:48 PM (Ntshk)

41 We have $3 per pound beef here 2 weeks a month. Food City. Deport the Savage Hordes of Bentonville.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:48 PM (2OBCo)

42 I never knew a wealthy child.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (Cqx++)


And you never will


BECAUSE OF TRUMP!

Posted by: YOUR CULTURAL REVOLUTIONARY CHILDREN at September 17, 2026 05:48 PM (rbvCR)

43 Hence why the original Marxist class warfare doesn't work

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)

44 Does Door Dash accept EBT? Semi serious question.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:49 PM (Gqar8)

45 Does this mean we can finally end the longest US war … The War on Poverty

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 05:49 PM (jDkKy)

46 What was Johnny Quest's body slaves name?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (2OBCo)

47 Rice and beans. Beans and rice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (Cqx++)

48 Everything is so contentious and divisive. I love the new America.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (5C90x)

49 trump cureds cancer. ny times and wash post & weekend urinal credit obama and blame republicans for suppressing treatments. john mccain appears in a dream to candice owens to confirm

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (CWTWj)

50 She tried to explain but I told her no need and good luck on the interview.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (KC5Lt)

I filled the gas tank of a scammer who "ran out of gas" with my emergency can that I carried in my 1963 VW. They wanted cash. As I was filling up their tank, I noticed their tank gage read half a tank.

It was gas that had been in the can in the trunk for over a year.

Win-win.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM (ACXjY)

51 my Indian friend used to say, In America, to be poor is to have a B&W TV and ride the bus. In India, to be poor is to have no clothes.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (4NO2D)

He’s going to have to change the TV example. Now you can get a 60” flat screen for $300 on sale.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)

52 Whaddaya mean? I 'm on my last can of beans and it's swollen. Come to think of it, I'm swollen too!

Posted by: VERY Fixed Income! at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM (Fn+3X)

53 They need to cut restaurants off from gibsmedat cards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:52 PM (2OBCo)

54 re 47: rice and bananas, minneapolis style with a side of graft

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 05:52 PM (CWTWj)

55 Hadji

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2026 05:52 PM (hG5L0)

56 He’s going to have to change the TV example. Now you can get a 60” flat screen for $300 on sale.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM


In fairness, this was about 1985, when even I had a B&W TV.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:53 PM (4NO2D)

57 being poor in america means you still use a blackberry

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 05:53 PM (CWTWj)

58 I had a Pony!

Posted by: Manya at September 17, 2026 05:53 PM (Fn+3X)

59 Hadji

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 17, 2026 05:52 PM (hG5L0)

lol, that would totally fly today.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (ACXjY)

60 Poverty declines even as government programs are cut.

And illegals deported

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (NzX/y)

61 39 As my Indian friend used to say, In America, to be poor is to have a B&W TV and ride the bus. In India, to be poor is to have no clothes.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:47 P

Lol....B&W tv. That conversation was a while back.

Now with the occasional inner city late night "Get everything you can carry FREE!" events, I have to imagine you're poor with less than 55 inches.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (Sco7b)

62 Wait...this has the hallmarks of Russian mis-information.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (XeU6L)

63 He’s going to have to change the TV example. Now you can get a 60” flat screen for $300 on sale.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)
---
You aren't buying a television.

You are giving away your privacy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (FZ29D)

64 It also takes skills and some background knowledge to live on nearly nothing.
I can take scrounged pears, flour, butter, sugar, baking powder and elderly milk and turn it into a wonderful desert. It took me years to figure that out because Mom wasn't interested in teaching me and Dad thought my future wife would have those skills.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (rbvCR)

65 One day a young woman approached me in the parking lot and asked for some money for bus fare to get to a job interview....
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM (KC5Lt)


Thirty years ago, or so, I was shopping in a grocery store at 3:30 am (I worked a weird shift). Their was a lady who got into the checkout before I did, two carts, full of steaks and goodies. Had what looked to be about a 500 carat diamond on her finger. Paid for everything with an EBT card, loaded it into her Escalade, and left.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (ExV1e)

66 By nearly every metric the economy is doing rather well, its just that we're still sailing on the inflation that spiked so hard 3 years ago and gas prices are ridiculously high right now. Food prices have flattened lately around here at least.

I think its like 1983 or so, when things still sucked but were turning around and everyone was angry at Reagan for not making everything better instantly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:55 PM (K32Fz)

67 in a discussion with a few of my grandkids I found out some of them have saving accounts that are very robust, the 18 yo has a few thousand...I was blown away but he does work while still in school

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 05:55 PM (8uzBS)

68 Thera ain't nothing on TV worth watching. Mobland starts Friday. What was the British Secret Agent show? They were all castoffs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:55 PM (2OBCo)

69 I watched Miami Vice on a 14" B&W TV from across the room.

I can't imagine doing that now. I have a freaking home theater.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:56 PM (4NO2D)

70 Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:53 PM (4NO2D

I figured as much. Just wanted to comment on the cost of TVs these days. I remember buying my first flat 45” flat screen from Circuit City in 2008 for
$2800 .

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 05:56 PM (KC5Lt)

71 Paid for everything with an EBT card, loaded it into her Escalade, and left.

The rules on EBT have changed and a lot of people have been cut off. They started counting assets, not just earning, and the level you can earn and get it was adjusted. Plus, if you are able to do at least 20 hours of work a week, you have to in order to get EBT. And they cut illegals off.

This enraged the left but it is taking effect. Prices on a lot of stuff that used to be cranked up knowing that people bought a lot of it on EBT are dropping.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (K32Fz)

72 Their was a lady

I hate when I type in the wrong homonym.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (ExV1e)

73 Go to food bank if you want to see the latest model vehicles on market.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (NGvkg)

74 "Late Stage Capitalism" is 10,000,000,000x better than perfectly actualized communism.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (Av6i5)

75 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 05:46 PM (vOxCS)

He certainly doesn't take any nonsense, does he?
It makes me laugh, God bless and protect him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (JrHfD)

76 Trump's greatest crime is proving that capitalism works after all.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 05:58 PM (Av6i5)

77 I paid a couple hundred for a 55" flat screen in 2017 and it's still in the box.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 05:58 PM (2OBCo)

78 64 It also takes skills and some background knowledge to live on nearly nothing.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 05:54 PM (rbvCR)

I went to college in St. Louis (paying my own way and working). I used to go to Soulard Market south of downtown at noon to get the deals. 10 lbs of potatoes for a buck, a dozen ears of sweet corn for a buck, that sort of thing. Farmers didn't want to take it back, so they marked it down to nearly nothing. Perfectly fresh produce, and I made it last.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:58 PM (Ntshk)

79 There are those that will say; "poverty is anyone making less than $100K a year."

Seriously.

Even my redneck part of the woods... people think that should be making near that "just to survive."

"Survive" is living off DoorDash, smoking weed, and generally being a fucknut. This.... this is the product of our education system.

And why the "Socialist" thing... is a thing. Because these people are stupid, and dangerous.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (2Cry5)

80 My church had a food bank for years, it was packed with basic food supplies like rice, beans flour, etc. Some basic canned stuff.

They shut it down finally because almost no one ever used any of it, it wasn't premade easy to make stuff. You had to work at it to make food.

Now, being of poor health and advancing age myself, I understand the delights of ready made and easy to cook food, so I have sympathy for some. But most can make something from ingredients. They just don't want to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (K32Fz)

81 A rising sea level raises all boats.

Posted by: nic that indicates an hilarious mashup of "Al Gore" and "Donald Trump" but I can't think of a way to at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (Av6i5)

82 The meda is good on focusing on one thing and pretending thats all that matters.

Like egg prices.

Right now ,its gas. Suddenly every liberal is really sensitive to energy prices and this is the only thing that matters

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 06:00 PM (eIzlH)

83 when we got married we had a 12" Sony trinitron with a remote control...it was surgical hose and 1/4" dowels hanging from the ceiling...push/pull for on/off and turn for volume with the same knob

klassy with a k!

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 06:00 PM (8uzBS)

84 And why the "Socialist" thing... is a thing. Because these people are stupid, and dangerous.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (2Cry5)


Wait until they get their precious socialism and find out that socialist countries force you to work and have no problem with labor camps.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 06:01 PM (ExV1e)

85 73 Go to food bank if you want to see the latest model vehicles on market.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (NGvkg)

There's a Lutheran church in my old neighborhood that does a drive thru food pantry once a week. Cars lined up forever. They don't ask about means, they just give out boxes of food. The cars are pretty nice looking, washed and waxed. No walkups allowed. I think it is downright odd. But I guess it makes the Lutherans feel good.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 06:01 PM (Ntshk)

86 re 66:
rule one: repubs pass a tax cut to boost the economy. six months later dems say 'where is the improvement?'

rule two: dems create a program to reduce poverty. 30 years later: dems: give it time (or 'how do you know things wouldn't be worse without it?')

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (CWTWj)

87 Slow Horses season 6 last nightish?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (2OBCo)

88 Nearly every person I ever knew who struggled just made one bad decision after another. The people on bodycam with no insurance, registration, license, probably got dozens of tickets, failure to pay fines, decided between paying insurance or going on a Carnival Cruise. Sobriety, hard work, family, paying your way, is boring to them. They even like the excitement because they get to play victim.

Posted by: Happy Harry at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (Fn+3X)

89 Go to food bank if you want to see the latest model vehicles on market.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (NGvkg)


If you buy a crappy car on the side of the road, the owner wants the money in hand right there before he signs the back of the title.

If you buy the brandest newest car at the dealership, you can make installment payments for the next 96 months.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (rbvCR)

90 22 Blue States Try to Block Trump Rule That Cracks Do [questionable] Immigrants Receiving Welfare in Final Hours Before It Takes Effect

New York Attorney General Letitia James leads the coalition ...
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WAIT! Thought Letitia James was indicted and going to trial?
She's still got a job?
Filing another suit against Trump?


note: could WesternJournal messup a story?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 06:02 PM (vOxCS)

91 A remote? I was a remote.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (NGvkg)

92 B-b-b-but -- some people are doing EXTREMELY well under Trump, while other people are merely doing VERY well. Unfair! Unfair! Everyhing must be perfectly even!!

Posted by: leftism in a nutshell at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (Av6i5)

93 Now, being of poor health and advancing age myself, I understand the delights of ready made and easy to cook food, so I have sympathy for some. But most can make something from ingredients. They just don't want to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:59 PM (K32Fz)

If you do it right, you only have to cook once a week. But that is beyond a lot of folks, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (Ntshk)

94 My point is bad decisions come from poor understanding of options and perverse incentives.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (rbvCR)

95
Way back churches helped families to feed the children.

Now it is the government.

You can't feed your children?

Keep your legs together, stop fucking every worthless piece of shit who comes your way.

We long suffering taxpayers pay for birth control.

I am sick of the pussy footing about these issues.

Are a nation of suckers now?

Oh, we might offend people.

Stand up and fight the shit.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 06:03 PM (/QHx4)

96 6pm stupid

CNN -Republican candidates distanvpce self from Trump, Piker
MS Now - Kennedy Center
FoxNews - Florida Repub says Hispanics may leave Trump
CBC - EU. I wonder if we have to deport our muslims or we ger a new batch. C'mon hot muslim babes 18 to 23..

Later, Back to work so I can reach poverty level...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 17, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)

97 The new information on thomas crooks / butler assassination attempt is covered by Matt Walsh

Secret service attempted coup looking believable.



Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2026 06:04 PM (8O9+I)

98 How many data points do we need before we can say not only isn't the economy bad, it's damn good and getting better?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:04 PM (viF8m)

99 I guess I can trade Reacher for Mobland and Slow Horses.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:05 PM (2OBCo)

100 Castaway on an asphalt food island in Daytona.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:05 PM (LHPAg)

101 Poor people even have air conditioning, rich Europeans don't have air conditioning

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

102 This is a bad thing... a very, very bad thing!!!///s/

Posted by: lin-duh at September 17, 2026 06:06 PM (VCgbV)

103 As my Indian friend used to say, In America, to be poor is to have a B&W TV and ride the bus. In India, to be poor is to have no clothes.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:47 PM


If you want to see actual no $hit poor people go to thailand and take the palace tour in bangkok. The bus will take you through neighborhoods that are so poor their shacks have dirt floors and scavenged tin roofs. They lack any kind of plumbing or running water. They cook their rice on a fire right outside the blanket they use as a door.


They are right around the corner from the palace where they parade the royal elephants which are covered in rich jeweled barding three times a day.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 06:06 PM (I43vL)

104 Fat poor people.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:06 PM (2OBCo)

105 Speaking of poverty....

I just paid 1500 bucks for 96gb of DDR5, or the company did, but still, that's absurd.

I will dwell on the absurdity of it all as I finish this tasty Gimlet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 06:07 PM (XV/Pl)

106 Bottom line is the Left can’t determine cause and effect. Those former leftists who become conservative always had the ability but were prevented from acknowledging it because of the leftist narrative. But the illogical narrative becomes too much to continue being a Leftist.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:07 PM (KC5Lt)

107 Maybe someday I'll get my XBOX 360 back out.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:08 PM (2OBCo)

108 I went to college in St. Louis (paying my own way and working). I used to go to Soulard Market south of downtown at noon to get the deals. 10 lbs of potatoes for a buck, a dozen ears of sweet corn for a buck, that sort of thing. Farmers didn't want to take it back, so they marked it down to nearly nothing. Perfectly fresh produce, and I made it last.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:58 PM (Ntshk)


Yep, and I am amazed at the people who are afraid to cook in spite of that. 1990 I remember that the price of a loaf of store bread went to fifty cents a loaf and I swore I would learn to bake so I no longer had to pay that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR)

109 The local food pantry has a "no questioned asked" policy they are very very proud of.

But that means there will be fraud.

And people just pretend they don't know that is how charity works.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:08 PM (sKqQm)

110 Good evening! Well, I guess Canada has agreed to become a vassal state of the EU.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (3Ope8)

111 Must find Slow Horses on Freebay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (2OBCo)

112 When I was working my way through undergrad, I always had a job in a restaraunt. Shift meals and leftovers the cooks didn’t have a use for fed me. Paid tuition and fees in cash every semester and lived with two other girls in a one bedroom one bathroom apartment.

20yo kids would never even consider that today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (W2Pud)

113 Many "poor" people eat McDonalds 15 times a week. And never does a vegetable pass their lips. Fries and Onion Rings don't count.

Posted by: And They're FAT!! at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (Fn+3X)

114 Bottom line is the Left can’t determine cause and effect. Those former leftists who become conservative always had the ability but were prevented from acknowledging it because of the leftist narrative. But the illogical narrative becomes too much to continue being a Leftist.
Posted by: polynikes

They'll never admit they were wrong.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (NGvkg)

115 Fat poor people.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:06 PM (2OBCo)


US makes stupid amounts of food, and the cheapest is high calorie, low nutrient food that comes ready to eat.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (rbvCR)

116 Vegetables are for livestock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (2OBCo)

117 Bottom line is the Left can’t determine cause and effect.

I think it worse then that. They actively reject that.

I've had plenty of conversations with leftists where the argument will ultimately get to the point where the leftist will say something like, "Fine those are the facts but they shouldn't be true so we need to rise above them, to look at the world in a different light and therefore make it work differently"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (sKqQm)

118 89 Go to food bank if you want to see the latest model vehicles on market.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:57 PM (NGvkg)
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If you buy a crappy car on the side of the road, the owner wants the money in hand right there before he signs the back of the title.

If you buy the brandest newest car at the dealership, you can make installment payments for the next 96 months.

Posted by: Kindltot
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Which reinforces the original statement that welfare recipients have enough disposable income to consistently make exorbitant monetary payments for new and upgraded vehicles.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (vOxCS)

119 Good evening! Well, I guess Canada has agreed to become a vassal state of the EU.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (3Ope


Carney says we are not for sale, and sells to the EU at a discount.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:11 PM (rbvCR)

120 Many "poor" people eat McDonalds 15 times a week. And never does a vegetable pass their lips. Fries and Onion Rings don't count.

When Morgan Spurlock did his 30d McDs thing I was a bit confused. What sort of idiot would eat McDs every day for a month? Of course it is bad for you.

But no there are people doing that right now, spending their tax dollars to get Big Macs and then arguing their being fat is genetic.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:11 PM (sKqQm)

121 Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (sKqQm)

Yeah . Can’t or refuse to . 220/221. But it does screw with some Leftist’s minds and those are the ones who get red pilled.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:12 PM (KC5Lt)

122 119 Good evening! Well, I guess Canada has agreed to become a vassal state of the EU.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:09 PM (3Ope


LOL... Wouldn't want to be Europe.. The wrath of Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 06:12 PM (+gK6I)

123 Many "poor" people eat McDonalds 15 times a week. And never does a vegetable pass their lips. Fries and Onion Rings don't count.

Oddly enough, McDonald's is one of the cheapest options on Doordash, along with Subway. Just neither are terrifically healthy options and both cost too much.

We're past the moronic "I can't make a meal at home for less than $20" argument on Twixxer thankfully

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:12 PM (K32Fz)

124 They quadrupled my blood pressure medicine dosage and it got cheaper.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:13 PM (2OBCo)

125 DSA assessment of this graph.....

"So what you're saying is that the number of people in poverty has increased, and this graph shows that they are even deeper in poverty than previously, when they were just impovershed. CAPITALISM SUCKS!!!! HERE'S PROOF."

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:13 PM (dIske)

126 I was sad because I only had a 100" TV, and then I met a man with only a 40" TV.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

127 If you do it right, you only have to cook once a week. But that is beyond a lot of folks, I suppose.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Hey, we don't all have a wheel to catch salmon in like you Inuits!

Posted by: Caught A Bluegill In the Crick at September 17, 2026 06:13 PM (Fn+3X)

128 Which reinforces the original statement that welfare recipients have enough disposable income to consistently make exorbitant monetary payments for new and upgraded vehicles.

I briefly dated a woman whose main source of income was being a substitute teacher. She had a nice house and I asked her about it and she mentioned that there was a special program because she was "low income".

Meanwhile it would be years later before I could save enough money to buy a house on my own because "I'm rich" or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (sKqQm)

129 The local food pantry has a "no questioned asked" policy they are very very proud of.

But that means there will be fraud.


If you don't want to do any sort of means testing or verification of need, there's a VERY easy fix. Ask the people receiving aid to do a small amount of work. I mean the bare minimum like stacking cans or sweeping. Watch how fast 98% of the people picking up food disappear.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (mkw2N)

130 When Morgan Spurlock did his 30d McDs thing I was a bit confused. What sort of idiot would eat McDs every day for a month? Of course it is bad for you.

The thing is, he lied, about a LOT in that documentary -- as most documentaries do -- and hid a lot of his own health problems. Eating only supersized meals for every meal is, in fact, bad for you but that bad is not going to manifest in 30 days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (K32Fz)

131 >>Carney says we are not for sale, and sells to the EU at a discount.

Prior to becoming PM of Canada, Carney was the Governor of the Bank of England.

Someday we are going to have to have a discussion on this here webzine about the City of London.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)

132 Oddly enough, McDonald's is one of the cheapest options on Doordash, along with Subway. Just neither are terrifically healthy options and both cost too much.

I can't even eat Big M supper club. That stuff just makes me feel like crap.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (3Ope8)

133 They said my Folate levels were undetectable.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (2OBCo)

134 I ain’t a lot of my meals at Happy Hour when I was putting myself through college.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (KC5Lt)

135 Carney Folk.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (2OBCo)

136 Many "poor" people eat McDonalds 15 times a week. And never does a vegetable pass their lips. Fries and Onion Rings don't count.

When Morgan Spurlock did his 30d McDs thing I was a bit confused. What sort of idiot would eat McDs every day for a month? Of course it is bad for you.

But no there are people doing that right now, spending their tax dollars to get Big Macs and then arguing their being fat is genetic.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:11 PM


I had a sailor who worked for me that was broke a couple of days after payday almost every payday after paying all of his bills and couldn't sort out his finances. He was a married E5.


I got him to go to the credit union and have them print out 60 days of his statement. His wife was going to mcdonalds three and sometimes four times a day while he was at work. It did not end well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (I43vL)

137 Ate = ain’t

WTH

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (KC5Lt)

138 135 Carney Folk.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (2OBCo)

Small hands... Smell like cabbage

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (+gK6I)

139 Notice how the child poverty rate on that graph started rising just after LBJ started the war on poverty.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (XvL8K)

140 I can't even eat Big M supper club

Wendys does that to me, I literally feel queasy and sick at the stomach after their burgers. Burger King used to as well, I hear its gotten better though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (K32Fz)

141 US makes stupid amounts of food, and the cheapest is high calorie, low nutrient food that comes ready to eat.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM

Big Mac $6.00

Beef Rib Eye $27.00

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (OkYzo)

142 re 120: howard stern show covered that story. it was noted that a woman from some right leaning org did he same thing and came out slightly better by eating the healthy stuff like salads

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (CWTWj)

143 Poverty level falls but everyone is still broke ass?

Posted by: nckate at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (enNUy)

144 As my Indian friend used to say, In America, to be poor is to have a B&W TV and ride the bus. In India, to be poor is to have no clothes.

--

In the 70s, Ambrosia had a song called "Angola" kind of making fun of what we call poor in America vs. what poor is really like elsewhere.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (qBdHI)

145 People will go out of their way to get free stuff. They will stand in line for it. They will fight for it. No way they are going to work for it. Then it's not free.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (MWfyi)

146 130 When Morgan Spurlock did his 30d McDs thing I was a bit confused.

We hate that guy!!

Posted by: Ronald and Mayor McCheese at September 17, 2026 06:17 PM (Fn+3X)

147 Youd think Canadians would get a vote... lol.

Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

148 Rubble rubble.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (2OBCo)

149 I got him to go to the credit union and have them print out 60 days of his statement. His wife was going to mcdonalds three and sometimes four times a day while he was at work. It did not end well.

I cannot say how often this happens, but it definitely does happen that "stay at home" girl takes care of the house by not doing much and ordering doordash every single meal. That stuff adds up horrendously fast. Even if you don't count the delivery fees, the restaurants mark up the food because Doordash charges them a fee for the privilege of having their food listed. And Doordash sometimes marks up the food further.

Its easy 30% higher through them even before fees, than at the restaurant. More, sometimes. But mama ain't got time for all that cookin' and cleanin'

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (K32Fz)

150 I recall someone else re-did Spurlock's McDs every day for a month diet, but instead getting less then 2K calories and something getting salads and the like, oh and exercising.

They lost weight.

Now...that does take some discipline since McDs mostly sells junk food it is easy to eat too much of. But it did point out that the problem isn't the existence of places like McDs...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (sKqQm)

151 Well we deported a bunch of deadbeats so...

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 06:18 PM (UjdFS)

152 Hey, my 4 vehicles are a combined 192 years old. How's that for poor?

Posted by: Brother Can You Spare A Dime? at September 17, 2026 06:19 PM (Fn+3X)

153 Beef Rib Eye $27.00
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (OkYzo)

Are you ordering that rib eye from door dash with extra for a back rub?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:19 PM (KC5Lt)

154 I've been on unemployment several times in my working life, once for almost a year, 2001-2002. Oh, I had a couple of temp jobs in that time, but no full-time employment. And once I was on food stamps, in the days when they were actual pieces of paper like bank checks. Believe me, I was extremely glad and grateful to have those things while I hunted for a real job.

So a "safety net" for people who have actually fallen on hard times and been visited by bad luck is worth having. The trouble is that there are too many Americans now, and too many illegals, who want to live on the safety net's benefits for their entire lives.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)

155 Which reinforces the original statement that welfare recipients have enough disposable income to consistently make exorbitant monetary payments for new and upgraded vehicles.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 06:10 PM (vOxCS)


No. You always use loaded language, by the way. It makes it sound like a moral judgement, and not an economic observation.

Cars are essential in the US unless you can figure out how to get around without one.
Cars can either be bought all at once, or on an installment plan.
People who can scrape together the 5-10K for a used car off the side of the road are not the poorest - they have the ability to scrape together 5-10K. They are also not the most desperate since they have assets.

People who can scrape out 400-700 dollars a month for reaaaaallly long installment plans are taking a hit of income, but they will have no wages if they can't commute, and it is not a 5K hit.
Add to that the system of loans makes it an advantage to always have debt, and the more debt you have and can service, the easier it is to secure loans.

This is the perverse incentives that force poor decisions.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (rbvCR)

156
Hubsand wanted a ribeye a couple of weeks ago. It was $24 for one.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (/QHx4)

157 It's supposed to be a Safety Net, not a Hammock.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (Q+gd/)

158 BTW apparently you CAN directly use EBT at a McDs in a bunch of blue states...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (sKqQm)

159 158 BTW apparently you CAN directly use EBT at a McDs in a bunch of blue states...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (sKqQm)

You can here in Ca.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (+gK6I)

160 132 Oddly enough, McDonald's is one of the cheapest options on Doordash, along with Subway.

McDonald's burgers are the highest carbohydrate to protein ratio of the major fast foods.
Subway sandwiches are declared a pastry in Ireland. (lotta dough)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (vOxCS)

161 Are Texas Roadhouse Ribeyes cheaper than grocery stores?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (2OBCo)

162 Hubsand wanted a ribeye a couple of weeks ago. It was $24 for one.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 06:21 PM (/QHx4)

I bought a nice Nolan Ryan ribeye for $16 last week.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (KC5Lt)

163 It's time I got back to my salads for lunch. Iceberg lettuce chopped up, radish slices, chopping green onions, and dill pickles instead of cucumbers -- with the pickle juice as salad dressing. Sometimes I'll sprinkle some shredded cheddar cheese atop it. Make it up, with the juice on it, pop it in the fridge for a few hours to "marinate," and it's great. Been making it for lunch at work for years and years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (wzUl9)

164 Someday we are going to have to have a discussion on this here webzine about the City of London.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)


Heh. Go listen to Tom Luongo, Alex Krainer or Susan Kokinda. They have graphs.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (rbvCR)

165 Big Mac $6.00

Beef Rib Eye $27.00

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 06:16 PM (OkYzo)


one pound of pork chops: $2.50
One pound of broccoli: $1.50
1/2 gallon of milk: $2.50

That will feed two people very well.

What's your point?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (k5CNB)

166 Of course the price of meat varies based on weight and rating.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:24 PM (KC5Lt)

167 One of the core problems whenever there is a discussion of welfare or similiar programs is that people in general do not want to work.

So if you offer them freebies they will take them. And the more easy you make it to get the freebies the more people that will take them.

Of course we are at such a stupid point in time the argument is no longer about how to handle welfare for heritage Americans who don't want to work. We are arguing at the national level about whether the government should use taxpayer dollars to bring foreigners here and put them on welfare for life

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:24 PM (sKqQm)

168 Das Nood!

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (j10i6)

169 I don't want to work. But I also really enjoy having money.

Posted by: nckate at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (enNUy)

170 Hey, my 4 vehicles are a combined 192 years old

The 1940 C10 pickup kinda skews the average

Let me look at stats for brother's cars
1975 VW beetle
1996 Toyota Tacoma*
1992 Jeep
2003 Volvo XC190 SUV**

so 138 years old of cars I guess?

*he gets an offer about every week to buy that dang thing
**WHAT A TURD

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (K32Fz)

171 What's your point?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (k5CNB)

I think he is saying the higher value, less processed, more desirable thing costs more.

Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

172 I work from home and I generally have a sandwich and some chips for lunch.

$5 in lunch meat
$1 in cheese
and $4 in bread will make you about 3 sandwiches.

Conversely if I do go get lunch it is generally going to be around $15

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (sKqQm)

173 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (2Ez/1)

174 I worked very hard for a long time so I don’t have now.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (KC5Lt)

175 Subway sandwiches are declared a pastry in Ireland. (lotta dough)


Lot of sugar in their dough is the problem. And they make the sandwiches all taste the same :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (K32Fz)

176
Door Dash makes no sense for us. We're away from town and most food doesn't travel well.

Our M.O. is to make a big pot of soup or cook up a big package of pork ribs or chicken and eat off it for a week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (eRlcH)

177 I buy Krogers ready made meals for $6 and they are awesome.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (KC5Lt)

178 Your Toyota Tacoma is older than mine. Mines only 23.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (2OBCo)

179 I wonder if you actually removed the fillers from say a double quarter pounder (which remedial math says should be half a pound) how much beef is actually there. My guess? Maybe a quarter of a pound? Less?

McDonald's may be tasty, but no burger has seemed like actual ground beef since Wendy's changed in... early 00s?

Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

180

119

Carney says we are not for sale, and sells to the EU at a discount.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:11 PM

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Clearly, Canada is for sale, and has been for a long time. To anyone with the money. It's like watching a naive municipal government get taken to the cleaners by a sports team building a stadium, but on a national scale. It's depressing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (VWtfl)

181 I have a flat screen given to me for Christmas 3years ago by my nephew. It's in my living room, I don't watch it much. I usually camp out in my bedroom and have a 20 year old 19 inch TV in there. I also have 2 other old sets. They all work, no reason to throw 'em out. I'm just not part of the throw away society.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 06:28 PM (xJpuh)

182 I think he is saying the higher value, less processed, more desirable thing costs more.
Posted by: Hadji at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

And CBD showed that’s not true. You’re paying someone to cook your food not just for the food.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (KC5Lt)

183 You can still get a pound of ground beef, 85% lean, at Aldi for $5.99. This will feed two people for two meals, or one for four, maybe five if you stretch it out with sides. Some olive oil to cook it in, seasoning, some pasta or taco shells or tortillas, and you're in business. Frozen peas & carrots are .98 for a pound bag, too.

You can buy canned chicken at Walmart for $1.40 or so, and use it to supercharge soup or chili, either of which can be had for less than $2.00 for a 16-oz. can. I know, those are not as healthy as cooking the soup or chili up yourself. But for many years I was worried that if I tried to cook something and it did not come out right, or at least edible, I'd have thrown away money I could ill afford to lose. That mindset is hard to lose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:30 PM (wzUl9)

184
I had a sailor who worked for me that was broke a couple of days after payday almost every payday after paying all of his bills and couldn't sort out his finances. He was a married E5.


I got him to go to the credit union and have them print out 60 days of his statement. His wife was going to mcdonalds three and sometimes four times a day while he was at work. It did not end well.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 06:15 PM (I43vL)
I knew a Second Class who had 3 kids and a big spender spouse, she 'handled' all the expenses. He declared bankrupt, said his creditors couldn't even contact him. I told him that was a 10 year mistake.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (LHPAg)

185 /off Johnny Quest sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

186 And CBD showed that’s not true. You’re paying someone to cook your food not just for the food.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (KC5Lt)

*sigh*

You're obviously right, how could I be so stupid?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

187 There is a nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)

188 See the discussion over at Instapundit...

https://instapundit.com/823483/

Posted by: Rusty Bill at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (wiHCc)

189 I hope Bernie got his Zyklon B retail.

Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ndZc7)

190 Science Club Lab Corner.

The New Yorker
@NewYorker
Pregnancy tests draw a misleading, somewhat arbitrary, binary between a state of being pregnant and not being pregnant. You can be kind of pregnant, a little bit pregnant, or almost pregnant, or maybe pregnant, and still test positive for pregnancy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (ndZc7)

191 If you can't tell shitty rappers who lie while wearing Shylock noses to mock your people and your religion to get the fuck out of your stadium, what is the point of being a billionaire?

Posted by: boatbuilder at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (HvsE8)

Paramount/Skydance to California: Drop Dead

Paramount is being bullied by California AG Rob Bonta in a lawsuit 12 other left-wing AGs have joined to stop Paramount's acquisition of Warner Bros. As I've mentioned, they are animated by the all-but-admitted position that conservatives just aren't allowed to own major media companies, or just non-gonzo-liberals, as David Ellison seems to be. They are blocking the completion of the purchase so that the company they prefer to take over Warner Bros., the super-left-wing Netflix, can buy it instead.

Which shows their complaints about anti-trust and "reducing competition in the industry" to be, as usual, communist lies.

This is a particularly bad hostage situation for Paramount, who, as part of its offer to buy Warner Bros,, promised to pay Discovery Warner shareholders seven million dollars per day if it was not able to complete the purchase by October 1. Rob Bonta and his Soros AG goons are trying to delay this to either punish Paramount for daring to be owned by a non-liberal, or punish them so badly they agree to undo the deal entirely.

In response, Paramount threatened to leave California and take Warner Bros. with it. A move that some estimate would save them a half a billion per year in taxes.

They said they would move their corporate headquarters by October 1 unless Bonta and the League of Soros AGs allowed the sale.

Now Paramount is showing that they're not bluffing.


Paramount Skydance is actively looking for office space in Nashville -- a sign the company is seriously considering moving at least some operations from Los Angeles amid the legal fight over its purchase of Warner Bros. Discovery, according to two people familiar with the search who were granted anonymity to discuss it.

Paramount, headquartered in Hollywood, has sought about 400,000 square feet of space in the Tennessee capital that it could move into in two to three years, according to one of the people. However, no existing building there has a vacancy that aligns with the company's needs and timeline, the person said.

Representatives of the studio have also reached out to at least two real estate developers about constructing new offices in Nashville that the company could occupy in three years, the person said. Paramount representatives were recently shown a vacant multi-acre parcel outside of downtown Nashville where the company could build new headquarters, according to the other person with knowledge of the matter.

...

"His intent is to be committed to California," Paramount Chief Legal Officer Makan Delrahim said of Paramount Skydance CEO David Ellison at POLITICO's The California Agenda: Sacramento Summit in August. But, Delrahim noted, "There is a point at which you have a fiduciary duty to shareholders."
...

"We cannot comment on a company's plans," Bonta's office said in a statement. "It's no secret that Paramount has been making this threat, despite its alleged commitment to California and Hollywood. What Paramount decides to do is Paramount's choice alone. We'll continue to apply the law without fear or favor and continue to be open to coming to the table for good faith discussions."

The lawsuit is scheduled to go to trial in March. Starting in October, Paramount will have to pay roughly $7 million for each day the $111 billion deal remains incomplete. Regulatory agencies of more than 60 countries and jurisdictions have approved the merger, and the U.S. Department of Justice approved the sale in June.


I thought that Nashville, not Austin, would be the city Paramount/Warner Bros. moves to. Because it has long been the capital of the country music recording industry, it already has the infrastructure needed to support entertainment types, by which I mean, a robust cocaine distribution network and discrete high-end prostitutes.

The move could be so disastrous for the already-desolated California that even Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass are calling for a "compromise" settlement. I don't know what they have in mind, but I would guess they want a guarantee that Paramount/Skydance will sell CNN, HBO, and CBS to friendly leftwing interests. There is no way Paramount/Skydance would sell HBO or CBS, but I imagine they already plan to sell off CNN.

Per Google's AI, here's the potential economic fallout if Paramount/Skydance does abandon the state:

Why Leaders Are Pushing for Compromise

While Hollywood creatives initially signed letters opposing the merger due to fears of corporate consolidation and job cuts, the threat of Paramount leaving the state has shifted the stakes completely. Industry analyses indicate a worst-case scenario where a total relocation could devastate the local entertainment ecosystem, risking:

Up to 58,000 full-time jobs statewide.

$21 billion in annual economic output.

Over $1.1 billion in lost annual state tax revenue.

I hope they follow through with the threat.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM




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Posted by: doug at September 17, 2026 04:30 PM (B1+sW)

2 If caliornia loses all of hollywood what happens then?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)

3 better movies

Posted by: doug at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (B1+sW)

4 Yeah, let California burn in the commie hell they have fashioned for themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 04:32 PM (zZu0s)

5 California is going to drop dead sooner or later

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:33 PM (Ia/+0)

6 It's not like LA is a shell of the movie industry, having exporting at least half of all of its filming to places like Georgia or Vancouver over the past 30 years because actually filming in LA is stupidly expensive, or anything.

No way that studios have been making plans to do this forever, that there isn't already an infrastructure around Atlanta, or that a state like Texas wouldn't mow down any regulatory hurdles to get a huge movie studio HQ outside Dallas.

Total bluff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:33 PM (RtL9D)

7 I dunno. If I were a Nashvillian I would have mixed feelings.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:33 PM (Gqar8)

8 Lack of oxygen most likely, or no money maybe

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (Ia/+0)

9 I feel like something last minute will be agreed on.

I have a friend that's an executive at paramount, curious what them "moving" looks like? Do they just open an office and say they are now a TN company?

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (eIzlH)

10
Who cares where they move to.

They will continue to push perverted shit.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (/QHx4)

11 I am looking forward to AI putting meatspace actors and actresses outta work in the near future. Still won't waste my precious time watching stupid movies, but it will warm the inner tubes of my scrotum knowing they have been forever replaced.

Posted by: Happiness Is A Warm Scrotum at September 17, 2026 04:35 PM (P4iUb)

12 A move that some estimate would save them a half a billion per year in taxes.
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Corporations don't pay taxes, the consumer does.

At least, that's what the left says when it comes to tariffs.

So, why should the rest of America pay California's tariffs?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:35 PM (3cUTc)

13 Tilly Norwood says she is fine moving wherever they want to move.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:36 PM (Gqar8)

14 9 I feel like something last minute will be agreed on.

I have a friend that's an executive at paramount, curious what them "moving" looks like? Do they just open an office and say they are now a TN company?

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (eIzlH)

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I hope Ellison takes a Trumpian approach to negotiations.

"Not only will you pay the bond yourself, CA, but you will also give us a complete tax carve out for the next ten years."

Staying there, but denying them the corporate taxes would be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:36 PM (RtL9D)

15 the entertainment industry is a magnet for nutcases.

I'd be annoyed if it moved to my town. That said, screw LA/Calif. They get to be completely worthless jackasses because they have a giant cash cows that pay for all their stupidity - Movies and IT - and those industries attract nut cases who think the solution to any problem is govt. so the pinko's rule the govt. because the population mostly nuts.

Posted by: Nice - Hollywood sucks at September 17, 2026 04:37 PM (anL5R)

16 Moviekind can move to gated community, the kind that’s locked from the outside. It’s safer if they’re kept separate from people.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 04:37 PM (PuoO6)

17 four seasons tigers can't change their stripes

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)

18 Splitting up the corporate center of Hollywood, with different studios going to different states, should have an interesting effect over time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (RtL9D)

19 Moviekind can move to gated community, the kind that’s locked from the outside. It’s safer if they’re kept separate from people.

Wonko the Sane.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (UfY15)

20 Compromise implies both parties get something they want.

CA's version is, "we'll only cut of one of your arms and one leg."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (3cUTc)

21 17 four seasons tigers can't change their stripes
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)

Or leopards either.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (Gqar8)

22 This was posted within seconds of an LA earthquake. Ace, you have impeccable timing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (/OKHJ)

23 "... as usual, communist lies."

Wait -- communists lie???

Well that changes everything. I had no idea.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (Av6i5)

24 We'll see. Next thing you'll tell me is the Colts are.moving out of.Baltimore.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (bX16E)

25 Do you think all this pressure on California idiocy will eventually lead to change, or are the Lefties so ideologically locked-in that they’ll burn the place to the ground before even thinking of capitulating?

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (m/MJs)

26
Staying there, but denying them the corporate taxes would be amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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That would require creative accounting. Not sure the entertainment industry has skills like that.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (DQjfJ)

27 it already has the infrastructure needed to support entertainment types, by which I mean, a robust cocaine distribution network and discrete high-end prostitutes.

Ahem.

Posted by: Thursday afternoon pedant at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (wBRco)

28 I hope they follow through with the threat as well. There is no upside to staying, and Paramount-WB is going to have nothing but lawfare from California from here on out for the unforgivable sin of being off the communist reservation. There is a real opportunity here for Paramount-WB to create a new version of Hollywood, one that is completely disconnected from the failed version in California. If the Ellisons are serious about making movies for mainstream audiences there is no reason to stay in California.

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (gYnrv)

29 Or leopards either.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:38 PM (Gqar


Don't be silly. Leopards don't have stripes!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (rbvCR)

30 i own some wb shares so i have half an interest in the matter. i'll take cash or shares, so fk u bonta

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (CWTWj)

31 24 We'll see. Next thing you'll tell me is the Colts are.moving out of.Baltimore.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (bX16E)

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It's a good thing to remember that Oakland lost both the Raiders and the A's in the last decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (RtL9D)

32
Hiya Skip

So much perverted shit.

Geez so shit happning.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (/QHx4)

33 I dunno. If I were a Nashvillian I would have mixed feelings.
Posted by: tubal
________

They could do a reverse Beverly Hillbillies show about it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (XvL8K)

34 We'll see. Next thing you'll tell me is the Colts are.moving out of.Baltimore.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM


Or the chicago bears move to indiana.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (I43vL)

35 26
Staying there, but denying them the corporate taxes would be amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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That would require creative accounting. Not sure the entertainment industry has skills like that.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (DQjfJ)

=======

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN RETURN OF THE JEDI NEVER TURNED A PROFIT?!"
-David Prowse

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:40 PM (RtL9D)

36 If we get Greenland that would be a great place for them.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 04:41 PM (xJpuh)

37 Hey, I'm a California and I fuckin' HOPE Paramount leaves and as a result the whole goddamn state goes bankrupt. Fuck us.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 04:41 PM (Av6i5)

38 In 10 years, high school kids will be able to make movies on their home device that will best Avatar in picture quality (and far exceed it in plot and dialog, but that's not hard).

But sure, today's problem is that CA doesn't have enough captive tax revenue.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:41 PM (3cUTc)

39 I would absolutely hate living in TN and having this happen.

GA used to be a reliable red state, now it's sort of blue and I think Hollywood played a role in that with all the studios going there.

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:42 PM (eIzlH)

40 While I have little douth that the Nashville prostitutes are high-end, the Hollywood types might be more interested in their being discreet, that is having discretion, as opposed to being discrete which is being an individual. Although that is probably also important. */pedant

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (VUSYV)

41 Do you think all this pressure on California idiocy will eventually lead to change, or are the Lefties so ideologically locked-in that they’ll burn the place to the ground before even thinking of capitulating?
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (m/MJs)

They have no reason to change. They have complete control of the richest state in the union and they cannot be voted out (see Spencer Pratt.) And so they make hell.

So complete collapse is the only course for them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (zZu0s)

42 Do you think all this pressure on California idiocy will eventually lead to change, or are the Lefties so ideologically locked-in that they’ll burn the place to the ground before even thinking of capitulating?
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 04:39 PM (m/MJs)

Yes.

Posted by: Sacramento at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (P4iUb)

43 Corrupt Republicans are what turned GA blue.

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (gYnrv)

44 Some perspective.

Whenever someone does the meme "The last Republican mayor...." blaming Democrats for failed cities, I point this out.

1st, the tax base changes. From industry and commerce to social services and support of those on transfer payments. (school, criminal justice, retail...)

2nd, the new people elect anti-industry government.

In some places, like NY and LA things are more complicated, but what has destroyed our cities is that first they chase out the industry. High taxes, high regulation, union friendly, bloated government, ... then the tax base that cares about this stuff leaves.

The problem is these cities get too much money from state, federal grants, welfare payments to citizens, and billionaires in industries that are isolated (finance, silicon valley, Hollywood...)

LA losing film is a big deal. Without film they are just Mexico City with nicer roads.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (VUfCb)

45 Do you think all this pressure on California idiocy will eventually lead to change, or are the Lefties so ideologically locked-in that they’ll burn the place to the ground before even thinking of capitulating?
--
The Palisades burned to the ground.
And the residents of the city rewarded the culprits with another term of office.
Better that, than let a [gag] Republican win.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (3cUTc)

46 And yet... more than one of these people, who probably never went beyond the city limits, would ask me about whether we had things like running water and internet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)


Picture taking a plane or train like a very slow teleport. Plot your life graph on a map like they don't count as moving at all, since you're not experiencing the space in-between. In other words, treat all airports and all train stations as the same point, so that a world traveler will have lots of overlapping maps, one layer for each airport or train station that he's disembarked at.

So then the question will be, what's the furthest he's traveled where he could get out and stretch, feel the breeze, smell its stink? I would bet that a lot of worldly cosmopolitans have never been outside of a 50-mile radius by that reckoning, staying close to their "teleport chambers." Like a high-tech medieval peasant, really.

Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 04:43 PM (ke3zm)

47 If caliornia loses all of hollywood what happens then?

No more parties at Rob Reiner's house

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 04:44 PM (guGkK)

48 The amount of debt that Warner Bros and Paramount have individually is huge. The merger would give them a better chance to deal with it. If they don't merge Warner Bros could go belly up, screwing Cali all by themselves.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 04:45 PM (oUMhY)

49 If youre a Dem AG in cA, you dont care about any of the cosequences.

Controlling the media propaganda is far more important than tax revenue base.


Its not like LA residets are going to start voting Republican over this.

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:45 PM (eIzlH)

50 I'm sure the real concern in Sacramento is that once the taboo of a major film studio leaving is broken, the other studios may start examining what they're actually getting for all the taxes they pay.

Posted by: Meric at September 17, 2026 04:46 PM (0Qk3J)

51 Fuck California. Twice over.

Posted by: And one more time for good measure at September 17, 2026 04:47 PM (TbWk/)

52 If the deal somehow does not go through, look for WB to be sold for parts, with the execrable Netflix taking the most valuable IP.

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 17, 2026 04:47 PM (gYnrv)

53 SciVo, that is utterly brilliant

Posted by: The best thief in Lankhmar at September 17, 2026 04:48 PM (NbmfQ)

54 So then the question will be, what's the furthest he's traveled where he could get out and stretch, feel the breeze, smell its stink? I would bet that a lot of worldly cosmopolitans have never been outside of a 50-mile radius by that reckoning, staying close to their "teleport chambers." Like a high-tech medieval peasant, really.
---
"Climate change" is a "sidewalk people problem."

90% of the people who believe in it, live their entire lives encircled by sidewalks.
The other 10% are in on the scam.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:48 PM (3cUTc)

55 I love the smell of corruption in the morning. It smells like extortion and money laundering.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 04:48 PM (5C90x)

56 Do you think all this pressure on California idiocy will eventually lead to change, or are the Lefties so ideologically locked-in that they’ll burn the place to the ground before even thinking of capitulating?
Posted by: Dirac

They are losing people , (we left in '87) and congressional seats now.
They don't care.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 04:49 PM (NnhvP)

57 Truthfully, this deal was terrible for Ellison. Way overpaid.

I hope it goes through just because the Left is bothered by it. But wouldnt surprise me if they just walk away and this is their out.

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:49 PM (eIzlH)

58 I've been thinking of moving the company to Canada, but something keeps gnawing at me.

Posted by: Paramount Exec at September 17, 2026 04:49 PM (h7OuQ)

59 Its not like LA residets are going to start voting Republican over this.
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:45 PM (eIzlH)


Not true.

They could ALL start voting Republican but there's no way anyone would ever know it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 04:49 PM (guGkK)

60 There's a bunch of film making going on in Texas too. 😒

Posted by: lin-duh at September 17, 2026 04:50 PM (VCgbV)

61 Did get to look around La for two weeks when OJ trial was going on. Was enough
, and wasn't too bad then

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia/+0)

62 Tennessee you say???

They are a right to work state. Union fucktards won't be happy with that.

Posted by: BIGwyo at September 17, 2026 04:50 PM (S9a7B)

63 If caliornia loses all of hollywood what happens then?
No more parties at Rob Reiner's house
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 04:44 PM (guGkK)

Are the jurors for Rob's killer offspring gonna pull a Clancy and try to get him acquitted?

Pass the popcorn!

Posted by: Meathead Is Dead at September 17, 2026 04:51 PM (P4iUb)

64 Cool, Learn to code assholes.


GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY!!!

From Deadline!!

Sometimes, you have to take the corpse of the IP you bashed over and over until it died and you have to screw the corpse.

‘Doctor Who’ Re-Gen Is Go! BBC Calls On Producers To Pitch “Brave” New Vision For Sci-Fi Series


I propose a Doctor Who that found Islam. He's also a paralyzed, 350 pound tranny with amazingly huge artificial tits.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 17, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)

65 I don't know what they have in mind, but I would guess they want a guarantee that Paramount/Skydance will sell CNN, HBO, and CBS to friendly leftwing interests. There is no way Paramount/Skydance would sell HBO or CBS, but I imagine they already plan to sell off CNN.

Nobody watches CNN. Nobody. If the left wants their orphaned network, sell it to them at a price. If they don't, move, and turn CNN into a conservative network. Either way, CNN isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

66 2 If caliornia loses all of hollywood what happens then?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)

3 better movies
Posted by: doug at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (B1+sW)


----
Or "hollywood" just degrades Nashville and Tennessee.
Same shit, different channel

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 17, 2026 04:53 PM (zafwz)

67 This makes me sad, somewhat. Not because I hold a brief for current Hollywood, but because I adore old movies and still get a vicarious thrill at the names "Paramount," "Warner Brothers" or "MGM" - names that used to stand for wonderfus escapism; that brief 'flicker of light' which once entranced the world.

That being said, my Hollywood died during WW2.

I always wanted to visit the Paramount lot and have my picture taken in front of the Bronson gate. I doubt that will ever happen. And if Paramount closes their LA studio, they'll probably tear down the gate before leaving.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 04:53 PM (qRla/)

68 I always wanted to visit the Paramount lot and have my picture taken in front of the Bronson gate. I doubt that will ever happen. And if Paramount closes their LA studio, they'll probably tear down the gate before leaving.

The property would make a nice car wash.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 04:55 PM (guGkK)

69
Nobody watches CNN. Nobody. If the left wants their orphaned network, sell it to them at a price. If they don't, move, and turn CNN into a conservative network. Either way, CNN isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.
Posted by: Archimedes

===

It has power though. And thats really what this about mainly.

Fox NEws is barely center-right and liberals can't handle it.

bezos didnt buy the Washington Post as a money maker.

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:55 PM (eIzlH)

70 58 Paramount Exec - having a bad day (family trauma), but dammit, sir, you broke me up and made my day. Tip Jar, Ahoy!

Posted by: goatexchange at September 17, 2026 04:56 PM (xHuLt)

71 I thought that Nashville, not Austin, would be the city Paramount/Warner Bros. moves to. Because it has long been the capital of the country music recording industry, it already has the infrastructure needed to support entertainment types, by which I mean, a robust cocaine distribution network and discrete high-end prostitutes.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM


I had the same expectation, but because of the work culture. Part of what made Hollywood work was its vast network of every kind of craftsperson to build sets and operate equipment, with punctuality and professionalism. And Nashville has a pro culture, where the machine needs to be fed, and musicians know to show up and play without drama.

Austin, I believe, does not. It's practically a "sister city" with Portland and Brooklyn, from people moving between them. It would not have met the hidden greater need for a stable cadre of pros, and cultures are fiercely resistant to change.

Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 04:56 PM (ke3zm)

72 If Paramount does leave, watch how the California Legislature reacts. They don't know how to back down. They will inflate capital gains and transfer taxes so high it will be almost comical. I wouldn't be surprised to see an added surtax on any party viewing Paramount products in California after the leave.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (dIske)

73 69
Nobody watches CNN. Nobody. If the left wants their orphaned network, sell it to them at a price. If they don't, move, and turn CNN into a conservative network. Either way, CNN isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.
Posted by: Archimedes

I looked up ratings a few weeks back.
650,000 viewers.
MSNow - about 1.7 million.
The New York Times - worldwide subscriptions - 12 million. Die, bitch, die.

AI couldn't tell me how many were incarcerated or trapped in airports for CNN.

Scripts done. Back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)

74 Either way, CNN isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.
Posted by: Archimedes
===
It has power though. And thats really what this about mainly.


Does it, though?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

75 Last time I was in LA was early December 2019, just a day but long enough to sense an atmosphere of gloom. That close to Christmas yet there was no Yuletide atmosphere or even decorations. It was definitely not a reflection of American spirit.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (ZNpJk)

76 Discrete high end prostitutes?

Well yeah, not too many siamese twin hookers out there. Or enough to go around.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (5U/If)

77 Atlanta, Nashville, Charleston, Pittsburgh..... they'll just fuck up the next location.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (NGvkg)

78 It's a good day for dropping dead.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (ACXjY)

79
I looked up ratings a few weeks back.
650,000 viewers.


And those people, probably largely elderly, are never going to vote any way but left. It's baked into the cake until the Grim Reaper makes his move. I just don't see this "power" that CNN supposedly has.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (Riz8t)

80 HAHAHAH!

"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 NOW: The odds are PLUMMETING that California passes a one-time billionaire wealth tax this election as businesses continue their EXODUS out of Gavin Newsom's state"

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 05:02 PM (AKptf)

81 Do airports still play Communists News Network? Haven't been in one in decades, before 9/11 at least

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)

82 "Polymarket
@Polymarket
·
3h
BREAKING: California billionaire wealth tax odds collapse as the state faces a massive wealth exodus & Gov. Newsom campaigns against the measure.

28% chance. "


Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 05:02 PM (AKptf)

83 Austin, I believe, does not.

I suspect you are right about that. Austin still thinks it's the laid back hippy town that it was in the '70s. Elon may be helping to change that but it won't happen quickly.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 05:04 PM (vTZFs)

84 johnny maga
@johnnymaga
CNN reacts to polling showing that 45% of Michigan voters don't want a Muslim Senator representing them in Washington:

[Dana Bash:] "It's just gross."

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Geez! What did Islam ever do to you?

Now ask the Islamoterrorists how many of them want a Christian or, worse yet, a Jew.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)

85 Atlanta, Nashville, Charleston, Pittsburgh..... they'll just fuck up the next location.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:00 PM (NGvkg)

----------------

They're like termites.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2026 05:04 PM (ZNpJk)

86 Fuck California. Twice over.

Posted by: And one more time for good measure at September 17, 2026 04:47 PM (TbWk/)

Not worth it. Barely rates a lolgf.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:04 PM (ACXjY)

87 I would like to discuss "the AI is going to kill us all" hysteria. 1.AI is nothing but ones and zeros in a computer. 2."We are creating life, and it will kill us all". We have heard that before: it is the base story of Frankenstein. 3.I say there is no pattern of ones and zeros in a computer that will ever come to life. 4.Lets assume that I am wrong, and that such a pattern does exist. If it does exist, then it is not necessary for AI research to create it; the random thermal noise in computer memory will eventually create it. Now I have a question for you: "Does the prospect of a Commodore 64 becoming alive frighten anyone?" That machine has the processing power of roughly one human neuron. It is so slow it would take about 35,000 years to have one coherent thought. That tells us that to have a truly dangerous AI which smarter than humanity requires enormous processing power. So to limit AI one has to limit the processing power of the computers it runs on to less than human brain processing power. A current top end PC has about the processing power of a cockroach. No number of cockroaches are going to create a super intelligence.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 05:05 PM (WDknQ)

88 3h
BREAKING: California billionaire wealth tax odds collapse as the state faces a massive wealth exodus & Gov. Newsom campaigns against the measure.

28% chance. "
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Do the idiot voters in this state know that? I doubt it.

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y)

89 If I was Paramount, I would move to someplace nice but with no people. Like what Disney did and SpaceX seems to be doing.

Go somewhere where you can control the government and prevent it from being nuts.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:05 PM (VUfCb)

90
[Dana Bash:] "It's just gross."

Shame on you, no proud Jew, are you?

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:06 PM (kX27y)

91 78 It's a good day for dropping dead.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Noted. It's 105 here and gonna grill pork steaks outside.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2026 05:06 PM (Hbeqj)

92 If Paramount does leave, watch how the California Legislature reacts. They don't know how to back down. They will inflate capital gains and transfer taxes so high it will be almost comical. I wouldn't be surprised to see an added surtax on any party viewing Paramount products in California after the leave.
Posted by: Orson
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I see a solution! Do what my little progressive burg has done. Impose a Going Out of Business Tax. Just impose an Exit Tax on businesses. Bob's yer uncle.

I mean California already imposes taxes on residents who sell property or maintain ties to the state after moving away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (XeU6L)

93 johnny maga
@johnnymaga
CNN reacts to polling showing that 45% of Michigan voters don't want a Muslim Senator representing them in Washington:

---------------

In that case El-Sayed is in.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (ZNpJk)

94 Oh, no, you don't. You thought you was gonna get me to show you where Hollywood was, didn't ya? Tried to sneak up on us, like ya did at Pearl Harbor! Bet you're gonna bomb John Wayne's house, ain't ya?

Posted by: Hollis P. Wood at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (P4iUb)

95 Please please please please leave California.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (dFG8E)

96 Go somewhere where you can control the government and prevent it from being nuts.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Disney tried this and fucked it up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (NGvkg)

97 I guess Elon Musk already assessed all the best places to get away from government idiocy and decided there is only one place where you can be safe.


Mars.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (VUfCb)

98 2 If caliornia loses all of hollywood what happens then?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)


The countless AWFLs living in mansions in the hills overlooking Hollywood will be overjoyed. The middle class and laborer class people working at studios and on-location will disappear. Less traffic, fewer non-designer clothed people to spoil the view from restaurant patios, and so on.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (5rh/l)

99 I wouldn't be surprised to see an added surtax on any party viewing Paramount products in California after the leave.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (dIske)

Just like Gavin threatening to tax CA residents 100% if they take the Trump 5k for stay at home parents. Vindictive to their core.......Gavin + corrupt legislature.

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (kX27y)

100 Get out while you can

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:08 PM (Ia/+0)

101

No matter where the assholes move they will fuck up the locations.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 05:09 PM (/QHx4)

102 Go somewhere where you can control the government and prevent it from being nuts.
****

Study history and you will find that any type of government involving more than one person (yourself) will eventually go insane. The type of insanity will vary widely.

Posted by: clarence at September 17, 2026 05:09 PM (kufaQ)

103 I feel like something last minute will be agreed on.

I have a friend that's an executive at paramount, curious what them "moving" looks like? Do they just open an office and say they are now a TN company?
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (eIzlH)

Musk did the reverse, kept his HQ in CA for a while and moved operations out of state for the most part, then finally zipped out with the HQ.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)

104
Last time I was in LA was early December 2019, just a day but long enough to sense an atmosphere of gloom. That close to Christmas yet there was no Yuletide atmosphere or even decorations. It was definitely not a reflection of American spirit.
Posted by: Decaf


They knew COVID was about to hit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)

105 Disney tried this and fucked it up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Disney went nuts.

My theory is that they had to hire people for the parks, but mostly only queers wanted to work there. It seems it was some kind of dream for that type of immature personality that liked to live in a fantasy world and do dress up shit.

So they hired a bunch of queers, but eventually they took over.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:11 PM (VUfCb)

106 >>>I thought that Nashville, not Austin, would be the city Paramount/Warner Bros. moves to.

You lost me. The only place Austin is mentioned in your piece is there. Sounds like you are rebutting something, but I don't see what.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 05:13 PM (8mulE)

107 Disney went nuts.
My theory is that they had to hire people for the parks, but mostly only queers wanted to work there. It seems it was some kind of dream for that type of immature personality that liked to live in a fantasy world and do dress up shit.
So they hired a bunch of queers, but eventually they took over.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:11 PM (VUfCb)

Lots of those costumed characters are chomos.

Avoid disney and stay safe.

Posted by: Hide Your Children at September 17, 2026 05:13 PM (P4iUb)

108 Imagine what's going to happen to Dollywood, the Grand Ole Opry, Graceland?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 05:14 PM (5C90x)

109
There is no way Paramount/Skydance would sell HBO or CBS, but I imagine they already plan to sell off CNN.




Sell CNN? I've got a better idea, buy WB, make the "promise" and once it's theirs shut them down completely. Cut power to the building, leave everyone's shit packed up from their desk in boxes stacked in the parking lot for the former employees to pick up along with their last paycheck and liquidate all the desks and broadcast equipment at auction.

Or sell CNN to Elon for $100 and a Tesla for Ellison's mistress.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 05:14 PM (y9nCu)

110 2 If caliornia loses all of hollywood what happens then?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (I43vL)


Funniest comment about this I've seen was on Insty. Ex-Hollywood people will discover there is a thing called weather, that changes a lot over the course of a year.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 05:15 PM (5rh/l)

111 Was my favorite brand, adios!

Brigitte Gabriel
@ACTBrigitte
·
4h
🚨 Tillamook cheese: now Certified Halal !!

One of America’s favorite cheeses just put “Certified Halal” on the package.

Not because Americans demanded it. Because corporations keep groveling to Islam.

Now non-Muslims are forced to eat food made to Muslim standards. Time to find a company that won’t bend the knee to pander to Islam.

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:15 PM (kX27y)

112 In that case El-Sayed is in.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2026 05:07 PM (ZNpJk)

Yeah.
The Dems can run on "45% frightening rise in Islamophobia" and get the 55% to unite against extremism.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 05:17 PM (88C+u)

113 This all reads like a shakedown. The Communists want that $7mm per day for their personal slush funds. The Communists are using the pain of delay as a weapon of obvious extortion.

Not just leave. sue the individuals representing the state for extortion

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:17 PM (nCgQz)

114 I have tried Tillamook. Both cheese and ice cream. Pretty meh. I did not get what the hoopla was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)

115 I think that this happens because the AG of California is a lunatic who is absolutely fixated on this and will not back down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (K32Fz)

116 114 I have tried Tillamook. Both cheese and ice cream. Pretty meh. I did not get what the hoopla was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)

What part of the country did it originate inn?

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (Gqar8)

117
A current top end PC has about the processing power of a cockroach. No number of cockroaches are going to create a super intelligence.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 05:05 PM (WDknQ)



Yeah, keep sayin' that... Nuttin' to worry about.

Posted by: SkyNet at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)

118 It's a good day for dropping dead.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Try to avoid that, flat fish. Your loved ones and friends need you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (JrHfD)

119 That damn Trump!

Democrat says Trump has committed "violence on buildings" by adding ballroom to White House

Democrat Rep. Jonathan Jackson: "The president's proclivity, his inclination ... is towards violence. You've seen the violence on the building of the East Wing ... The same thing that's happened to the reflecting pool."

-
A double threat!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (ndZc7)

120 Tillamook is good, Umpqua has better ice cream. Both in Oregon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (K32Fz)

121 > I have a friend that's an executive at paramount, curious what them "moving" looks like? Do they just open an office and say they are now a TN company?

Depends on the laws of the origin state and the destination state. There are two moves. Moving operations or headquarters and changing the state of incorporation.

When they move operations they open offices, move assets, update addresses, and register to do business in the new state.

Changing the state of incorporation changes which state's corporate laws govern the company. If both states allow it, there's a redomestication process dictated by law. If that's not allowed by one or more states, they can form a new company and merge the old one into it. There's also the option to dissolve the original company and form a new company. This is a last resort and not usually recommended.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (mkw2N)

122 There is no way Paramount/Skydance would sell HBO or CBS, but I imagine they already plan to sell off CNN.

I see all three as dead men walking.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:20 PM (nCgQz)

123 120 Tillamook is good, Umpqua has better ice cream. Both in Oregon
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (K32Fz)

Oregon, like New England, had a certain cachet for certain people.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:20 PM (Gqar8)

124 Disney sucks...and not in a good way.
It took me three shows last year to go from liking their new series R.J. Decker to hating. Thenk you for that Disney.
Queer cops
Guns bad
Corrupt Florida officials (they're all conservative don't cha know?)
And this years first show (Mrs D still tolerates it but will dump it soon) :
Queer fbi Dudettes
More bad gunz.
Evil white guys
Gunz are now assault guns
Black convicts were given unfair sentences
Evil fbi dude is also white...and wears shitty cologne.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)

125
I have tried Tillamook. Both cheese and ice cream. Pretty meh. I did not get what the hoopla was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)



It's just store-brand cheeze with a 20% premium because they use the matte-finish plastic on their packaging that looks high-end.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 05:21 PM (y9nCu)

126 I guess leftists are so mired in stupidity that they cannot see that taxing the hell out of people is probably going to convince them to leave and take their money with them. Same is certainly true of corporations. It is the corollary to Maggie Thatcher's comment that the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.

They just shit on the golden goose. What do they expect? But then, leftists are nothing if not consistently idiotic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:21 PM (Ntshk)

127 As for AI I think people 100 years from now, should we make it that far, will look back at the AI fear as being rather silly because it was obvious all along that AI has an absolute cap on how "smart" it can get a a glorified search engine.

I would, however, suggest very strongly that they dial back trying to make it humanized and comforting. Make AI sound like a robot, make it sound awkward and clinical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:21 PM (K32Fz)

128 I have had Tillamook. It is - cheese.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:22 PM (Gqar8)

129 My concern is that moving to Nashville would bring along with it a tidal wave of pedos, coke addicts, troons and more to turn the state purple or blue

Not to mention turning real estate prices into butt fuck city

Seek elsewhere Paramount, like say, Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:22 PM (fapp/)

130 106 >>>I thought that Nashville, not Austin, would be the city Paramount/Warner Bros. moves to.

You lost me. The only place Austin is mentioned in your piece is there. Sounds like you are rebutting something, but I don't see what.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 05:13 PM (8mulE)


Scuttlebutt and speculation. Rumors and theorizing held out a number of cities as likely candidates for a move, but Austin and Nashville were the most mentioned.

Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ke3zm)

131 Tillamook has won multiple global awards for cheese but you're not gonna get that high end stuff for 4.39 in Walmart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (K32Fz)

132 I hope they don't follow through with the threat.

Moving all of those retards to Tennessee will complete the enfuckening of that state that started a few years ago with liberals flocking to Nashville when it got trendy and taking their shitty voting habits with them.

Keep all of these reprobates, sodomites, breach-loaders, trannies, and other loons in California, let it fail, and drop nuclear penetrators into the San Andreas fault and hope the entire mess slides into the Pacific Ocean.

Beautiful state, too bad for all the abject retards that are allowed to run the place.

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (oqH4h)

133 My offer is this: nothing. Not even the $20,000,000 for the moving expenses, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

Posted by: David Ellison at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (4NO2D)

134 Try to avoid that, flat fish. Your loved ones and friends need you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:19 PM (JrHfD)

Ace's fault, but thanks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ACXjY)

135
I have tried Tillamook. Both cheese and ice cream. Pretty meh. I did not get what the hoopla was.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I noticed the same thing. Maybe we get a different product than that sold in the Northwest?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 05:23 PM (Cqx++)

136 Tillamook sucks honk ass

Real cheese should not have any meaningful carbs. Tillamook has like 2-3 carbs per serving, indicating that they put a lot of pointless filler shit in teh cheeez

pass

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:24 PM (fapp/)

137 From the last thread: a writeup about the new small leopard cat found in Bolivia - goes to Reuters

https://shorturl.at/nXysI

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2026 05:24 PM (P6E1+)

138 I was raised on Tillamook products. It used to be just a west coast thing. I think when they went national they changed some of the things that made them exceptional, probably cheaped down on a few items. But their aged cheddar is still world class. And their flavors for ice cream are also wonderful.

Then again, I lived in Wisconsin and ate things like Carr Valley cheese. It is superior in every possible way.

But for the west coast, Tillamook was the best.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:24 PM (Ntshk)

139 As long as Paramount makes Mobland season 3, I'm good.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 05:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

140 Tillamook is among the best of the big brand cheeses available in basically every supermarket. It's not highfalutin artisanal shit aged in a cave for three decades, but it's pretty damn good all the same.

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:25 PM (oqH4h)

141 I would, however, suggest very strongly that they dial back trying to make it humanized and comforting. Make AI sound like a robot, make it sound awkward and clinical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 05:21 PM


This. Like the computers in ST-OS. ...working...

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:25 PM (4NO2D)

142 Carr Valley cheese

*****************

YES

Everytime I see that name I grab it, especially their bread cheese

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:26 PM (fapp/)

143 I have tried Tillamook. Both cheese and ice cream. Pretty meh. I did not get what the hoopla was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)

Sorry about your taste buds. Best medium yellow cheddar out there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:26 PM (ACXjY)

144 140 Tillamook is among the best of the big brand cheeses available in basically every supermarket. It's not highfalutin artisanal shit aged in a cave for three decades, but it's pretty damn good all the same.
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:25 PM (oqH4h)

Yeah it’s okay. Buy it sometimes when the store marks it down.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:26 PM (Gqar8)

145 Do the idiot voters in this state know that? I doubt it. /i]

Most of the "voters" don't speak English, or can't know about it because they are dead.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pUU4E)

146 My theory is that they had to hire people for the parks, but mostly only queers wanted to work there. It seems it was some kind of dream for that type of immature personality that liked to live in a fantasy world and do dress up shit.
So they hired a bunch of queers, but eventually they took over.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 05:11 PM (VUfCb)

***

When I was teaching at the local University where I don't teach anymore, not even when I need beer money, about five years ago I had a student who was the Minnie Mouse character at Disneyland. Cute kid, smart as hell (Business major) and pissed. She, and most of the rest of the American cast members were let go and replaced with foreigners. Since the characters don't speak, why not? They were paid extra if they stayed long enough to train their replacements. FU Ratland!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:27 PM (2WIwB)

147 Well, she is good with accents.

Meryl Streep confirmed as voice of Aslan in Netflix's Narnia adaptation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (ndZc7)

148
I thought that Nashville, not Austin, would be the city Paramount/Warner Bros. moves to. Because it has long been the capital of the country music recording industry, it already has the infrastructure needed to support entertainment types, by which I mean, a robust cocaine distribution network and discrete high-end prostitutes.

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Between the Port of Houston (notorious for its sex traffic), and the Mexican border, I'm betting TX is better than TN for hookers and blow.

But, Nashville has literal sluices of entertainment money gushing through it.

I figured it was more of a competition between them and Atlanta. Atlanta has way more film production already in place. But TN has a better tax environment and more stable government than GA.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (BI5O2)

149 Everytime I see that name I grab it, especially their bread cheese
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:26 PM (fapp/)

Mmmm bread cheese.

I have an electric skillet with a nonstick finish. Super cheap from Freddie's, but it really works to heat up the bread cheese. We refer to the skillet as the baconator (HT Bob Uecker), but it really shines when making bread cheese.

Now I really want some.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (Ntshk)

150 Yeah, keep sayin' that... Nuttin' to worry about.

You don't understand my point: it is the processing power of the machines that has to be controlled to forestall the prospect of a super intelligence. While you can create a neural net in a single computer, you can't spread that net among separate machines and maintain its coherent operation. That is why insects are limited in their thinking ability: the communication bottleneck limits their collective intellect.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 05:29 PM (WDknQ)

151 What is “ bread cheese”, Precious???

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:29 PM (Gqar8)

152 An Observation --- Please do not take this personnally, but attempting an analogy of AI using sundry PC developments is something of a hand-wave dismissal.

It's a bit (a pun!) like a 110 baud modem user trying to imagine the Mbps comms that we are using as we sit here. Or, a 1970's automobile driver imagining a self-driving automobile.

I think the self-driving automobile is a good example. Does one prescribe the route to be taken? No. That decision is made by the agent. Thus it will be with the thousands of AI 'decisions' that will be made in the future, without any sensitivity or human judgement, and *very* potentially without recourse.

This is just a one paragraph thought. All that glitters is not gold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (XeU6L)

153 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (ndZc7)

Sounds like a good movie to avoid, and I really like the Narnia series.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (JrHfD)

154 Tillamook is among the best of the big brand cheeses available in basically every supermarket.

If only they would stop coloring their cheddar cheese with annatto to have that bright orange color.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (pUU4E)

155 Between the Port of Houston (notorious for its sex traffic), and the Mexican border, I'm betting TX is better than TN for hookers and blow.

But, Nashville has literal sluices of entertainment money gushing through it.

I figured it was more of a competition between them and Atlanta. Atlanta has way more film production already in place. But TN has a better tax environment and more stable government than GA.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (BI5O2)

I'd think TN might be an advantage to have different biomes available to shoot in that don't scream "California" or "Texas". I still remember shots supposed to be in the midwest that looked nothing like any place in the midwest.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)

156 Now non-Muslims are forced to eat food made to Muslim standards. Time to find a company that won’t bend the knee to pander to Islam.
Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 05:15 PM (kX27y)
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For all the problems I have with the "religion" of Islam, this doesn't even rate.

Do you get mad when you see something certified kosher for Passover, or do you just not give a shit like me?

They hire a holy person to spend five minutes walking the production line and say "okie dokie" and move on with their day. Just dumb corporate bullshit.

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)

157 The absolutely best ice cream I have ever had is from Sassy Cow in Columbus, WI. It's a family farm. I took the kindergarten kids there for a field trip and they had the kids visit the baby cows in the shed out back. Then they got to see how cheese is made, and ice cream, and then of course the sampling.

WI still knows how to dairy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (Ntshk)

158 Now I really want some.

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I often cut it up like french fry strips, fry them in olive oil and then dash with some lemon juice, oregano and pepper as a french fry alternative when Im having burgas

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (fapp/)

159 How many times have Flock cameras been used to try to locate John Connor, and where do the inquiries come from?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (P6E1+)

160 Turn the former sound lots into homeless people

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:31 PM (Ia/+0)

161 153 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (ndZc7)

Sounds like a good movie to avoid, and I really like the Narnia series.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (JrHfD)

Aslan’s sex swapped? Pass.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (Gqar8)

162 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 05:28 PM (ndZc7)

Sounds like a good movie to avoid, and I really like the Narnia series.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (JrHfD)

***

Just one more thing they will sacrifice to the alter of Woke.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (2WIwB)

163 Move to Nashville? "Nashville reports a higher violent crime rate per capita than Los Angeles, with approximately 1,124 violent crimes per 100,000 residents compared to Los Angeles's rate of roughly 7.20 per 1,000 residents (720 per 100,000)."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (Jr5Lq)

164 nood

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (Jr5Lq)

165 You don't understand my point: it is the processing power of the machines that has to be controlled to forestall the prospect of a super intelligence. While you can create a neural net in a single computer, you can't spread that net among separate machines and maintain its coherent operation. That is why insects are limited in their thinking ability: the communication bottleneck limits their collective intellect.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 05:29 PM (WDknQ)
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Allow me to introduce you to terabit fabric interconnects, which exist today.

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (oqH4h)

166 The goofy thing about 'halal' meat processing , as long as they aren't slaughtering pig in the same facility, all they are required to do differently is just play a looped tape of a prayer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (HeG1i)

167 What is “ bread cheese”, Precious???

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It's cheese with a toasted, caramelized crust, and holds together really well in high heat, so you can pan-fry, grill or bake it

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (fapp/)

168 Nood. Horrible economy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)

169 163 Move to Nashville? "Nashville reports a higher violent crime rate per capita than Los Angeles, with approximately 1,124 violent crimes per 100,000 residents compared to Los Angeles's rate of roughly 7.20 per 1,000 residents (720 per 100,000)."
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (Jr5Lq)

Drive some of the side streets in Nashville. Very educational.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 05:33 PM (Gqar8)

170 https://tinyurl.com/yc84czs3

Mmmm... bread cheese.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (Ntshk)

171 > Tillamook has like 2-3 carbs per serving, indicating that they put a lot of pointless filler shit in teh cheeez

Are you talking about pre-shredded cheese? I'm looking at a package right now and it says 1g carbs per 1oz serving. I found more nutrition info online and it all says the same. Pre-shredded cheese has anti-caking agents that'll increase the carbs per serving.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (mkw2N)

172 and discrete high-end prostitutes.

sexbots?

Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (v3pYe)

173 Georgia turned purple right as its movie business took off. This may not be all that great for Tennessee in the long run.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 05:36 PM (Bl+DZ)

174 I would, however, suggest very strongly that they dial back trying to make it humanized and comforting. Make AI sound like a robot, make it sound awkward and clinical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I was highly amused by the video running robot that crashed and burned. The sobering message, however, is that it was an example of what can go wrong. In that case, no humans were harmed, but that is only 'not yet'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 05:36 PM (XeU6L)

175 I'd think TN might be an advantage to have different biomes available to shoot in that don't scream "California" or "Texas". I still remember shots supposed to be in the midwest that looked nothing like any place in the midwest.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)


Parts of Texas are in the midwest: like anywhere on the Great Plains, which starts just south of Lubbock.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2026 05:36 PM (P6E1+)

176 But TN has a better tax environment and more stable government than GA.

Until the entertainment industry workers displaced from their California gig come in to TN and drag their Communism with them.

I'm hoping that AI, green screens and using foreign venues will discourage the colonization of Nashville.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 05:37 PM (+4Cf6)

177 3. The Most Dangerous Window: 2029 and Beyond (The Future War)Attempting to intercept John Connor in the post-apocalyptic future is a tactical nightmare. By 2029, he is the fully grown, battle-hardened Commander of the Tech-Com Resistance. He is heavily guarded by human soldiers, completely aware of time-travel mechanics, and actively sending captured and reprogrammed Terminators back through the Displacement Complex.Would you like to analyze the tactical weaknesses of the specific Terminator models sent back to these eras, or should we look at how changing these timelines affects the birth of Connor.

Google, in reply to "When is the best time to intercept John Connor?"

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM (ACXjY)

178 I just got a door hanger for Paxton... in Austin. I'm pretty shocked, doesn't happen often. Mailers yes, door hangers very rarely.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 17, 2026 05:40 PM (VCgbV)

179 Are you talking about pre-shredded cheese? I'm looking at a package right now and it says 1g carbs per 1oz serving. I found more nutrition info online and it all says the same. Pre-shredded cheese has anti-caking agents that'll increase the carbs per serving.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 05:35 PM (mkw2N)

Potato starch is one such agent.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 05:41 PM (ACXjY)

180 Just one more thing they will sacrifice to the alter of Woke.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 05:32 PM (2WIwB)

Why do they need a new version of Narnia anyway?. They've had at least four and the BBC one of the series from about 1988 and for several seasons was fine. Besides since Aslan was a male lion he needs a male voice. Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:44 PM (JrHfD)

181 For all the problems I have with the "religion" of Islam, this doesn't even rate.

Do you get mad when you see something certified kosher for Passover, or do you just not give a shit like me?


Jews don't care whether a company wants a kosher product or not.

A company turning out halal product only encourages the bastards.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 05:56 PM (qRla/)

182 Well, I sure am glad the prostitutes are discrete! (Sorry)

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at September 17, 2026 06:01 PM (prgKJ)

183 I still wish that beach front property could be available in AZ, it would solve a lot of political issues.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 06:04 PM (Q/FnY)

184 Extreme first world problem:

I just paid 1500 bucks for 96gb of DDR5, or the company did, but still, that's absurd.

I will dwell on the absurdity as I finish this tasty Gimlet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 06:05 PM (XV/Pl)

185 An Observation --- Please do not take this personnally, but attempting an analogy of AI using sundry PC developments is something of a hand-wave dismissal.

Just curious, how many computers have you designed? I spent 40 years doing just that. I understand the problems of hardware design to a level that very few people on the planet even approach. Most computers are designed by teams of engineers. I've done the entire job repeatedly by myself. One of the engineers I worked with told me years later: "I didn't understand how good you were until I saw an entire team of engineers fail to do something that I saw you easily do by yourself." I'm using PC's in this description because the rest of you are familiar with them, not because of limitations on my part.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 17, 2026 06:07 PM (WDknQ)

186 Do you think all this pressure on California idiocy will eventually lead to change, or are the Lefties so ideologically locked-in that they’ll burn the place to the ground before even thinking of capitulating?
Posted by: Dirac_Delta

What do you think?

Posted by: Karen Bass Live From Cuba at September 17, 2026 06:12 PM (srWJC)

187 Perhaps they still report crimes in Nashville?

Posted by: Sudamagots at September 17, 2026 06:19 PM (joL7k)

188 I thought that Nashville, not Austin, would be the city Paramount/Warner Bros. moves to. Because it has long been the capital of the country music recording industry, it already has the infrastructure needed to support entertainment types, by which I mean, a robust cocaine distribution network and discrete high-end prostitutes.

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Austin has plenty of indiscreet, low-end prostitutes. Some of them leave the State every time there's a vote on a controversial policy.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (sS4aU)

189 I think it is fair that entertainment jobs are more evenly distributed. Equity is wonderful, in a certain light.

Posted by: communism for fags at September 17, 2026 09:23 PM (Jmy/7)

Study: Blue States with Strong Teachers Unions Influence Have, for Some Reason, the Lowest Student Literacy Rates in the Nation

You know those teachers unions only care about the kids.

It's all about the kids, you know. When they shut down the schools for a year and a half so that teachers could sit at home on their asses and literally phone in their lessons, that was all for the kids, too.


Their lazy, greedy stance has resulted in the worst literacy rates in the nation.


Blue states with strong teachers' unions overwhelmingly have worse student literacy scores than Republican states where educators don't have as much say over policy, a shocking new analysis found.

This is a novel use of the word "shocking" I wasn't previously aware of.


At least eight of the ten states where students had the worst literacy scores were liberal strongholds with politically powerful teachers' unions, while just five were Republican and one was a swing state, a recent assessment from the Progressive Policy Institute (PPI) found.

New York -- where more than half of third- to fifth grade students failed their reading proficiency exams this year -- was among the worst-performing states, and also had some of the strongest teachers' unions.

The top-performing states, meanwhile, were overwhelmingly conservative and had less politically powerful unions -- of the 23 top-performing states, 13 were Republican majority and just 4 were Democratic hubs.

Even with the findings stretched out to the top 32 best-scoring states, a mere 7 were Democratic states and only four of them were ranked in the 25th percentile for teachers' union power, according to the Wall Street Journal.

...

And Canter's study found one overwhelming and shocking throughline -- the stronger the state's teachers' union the worse its student literacy scores were, results which did not exclusively follow party lines but strongly trended that way and often to the detriment of Democrats.

"Democrats, however, don't often ask me how to replicate Mississippi's success," Canter said. "They ask if it's possible at all, given the power of teachers' unions in their home states."

,,,

"We found a strong, negative correlation between the two -- the more powerful the unions, the fewer literacy policy principles the state had adopted," Canter said.

In New York state, they've decided they will just stop teaching students and, so parents won't know, they'll stop administering the Regents Exam, which tests for minimum educational achievement at graduation.

Not enough students from "different communities" were passing the minimum standards exam, while Asian students passed at a rate of 86% and white students at 87%.

So instead of solving the problem, or at least ameliorating it, they'll just destroy all records of their failure.

What is more shocking is that a board member of the Regents exam explains that asking black and Hispanic kids to pass a minimum-competency test is like... testing a fish to see if it can climb a tree. Fish can't climb trees, and therefore, she implies, black and Hispanic kids are just not capable of passing a minimum-standards test and should be excused from doing so.

But you're the Racists, Racists.

Neetu Arnold
@neetu_arnold

New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate:

"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

Maybe asking a student to read or do math on a test is a little more reasonable than asking a fish to climb a tree?

You see, "local communities" have "different assessments" so...

regentsexamdifferentcommunities.jpeg

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:26 PM




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1 Blue states stink.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

2 "Study: Blue States with Strong Teachers Unions Influence Have, for Some Reason, the Lowest Student Literacy Rates in the Nation"


It's a mystery.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (I43vL)

3 But in some good news, they discovered a new cat in Bolivia! A teeny, tiny leopard. I need one.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

4 Study: Blue States with Strong Teachers Unions Influence Have, for Some Reason, the Lowest Student Literacy Rates in the Nation
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We just need more money.

Posted by: The NEA at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (XeU6L)

5
Or, as the left would put it,

WINNING!

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (Y8DZL)

6 Not even teaching how to read Karl Marx's Das Kapital?

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)

7 Ol' Chin Chin doesn't want her Asian kiddos' high marks diluted by the actual retards.

Posted by: Moops at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (hyQrc)

8 Every now and then people dig up HS exams from 100 years ago and perhaps 10% of modern HS graduates could pass those exams.

Math...without a calculator?

Knowing history?

Knowing classic literature?

ALL RACISM

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

9 "You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

One might be tempted to ask why they allow fish to be enrolled in tree-climbing school in the first place.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (vJrRc)

10 They hate tests because it exposes them.

My daughter goes to a public high school, and she was telling me she had a substitute with gay ribbons on, and pins about her pronouns etc. Very political in the classroom.

But good news, the substitute got hired full time.

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (eIzlH)

11 I'm sure Randi Weingarten will be showing up shortly to disagree with your premise, Mr. O'Spades!

Vehemently! She shall disagree vehemently! Cower now, whilst you still can!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (0sNs1)

12 We can't help it if you have stupid kids.

Posted by: A Educater at September 17, 2026 03:31 PM (MWfyi)

13 "At least eight of the ten states where students had the worst literacy scores were liberal strongholds with politically powerful teachers' unions, while just five were Republican and one was a swing state, a recent assessment from the Progressive Policy Institute (PPI) found."

Um, I'm going to guess that the "journalist" that wrote this graduated from a blue state -

Posted by: isolden at September 17, 2026 03:31 PM (dB99g)

14 Randi Weingarten for Secretary of Edication!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (m/MJs)

15 Neetu Arnold
@neetu_arnold
New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate:

"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

Maybe asking a student to read or do math on a test is a little more reasonable than asking a fish to climb a tree?

_____________________________

Neetu Arnold needs to read more. There are, actually, a number of fish that can climb trees, including the Mangrove Killifish.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)

16 "You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"
......

No, they ride bicycles.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (UjdFS)

17 I remember a few years ago watching election returns where the local republican rep unseated a long term democrat criminal. The whole bar where I was watching this was pretty happy with the results except for two big, fat black mamma jammas sitting at a corner table. They had the sadz and left quickly after the results came in, letting those close by knows they were unhappy.

As they rolled their fat asses out the door, someone mentioned they were government school teachers.

Posted by: Home School Your Children at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (P4iUb)

18 "You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

One might be tempted to ask why they allow fish to be enrolled in tree-climbing school in the first place.


Could you imagine sharing this meme with someone from 100 years ago? They'd think it was the most terrible indictment of certain groups of humanity imaginable. Well, except the racist/eugenicist groups that would agree fully.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

19 "They are a picture of a two tier system."

OK. You want to say out loud what the tiers are and why they are divided? I presume you're not implying that the teachers are racist, are you? So what is it?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (vTZFs)

20 >>black and Hispanic kids are just not capable of passing


I am legitimately curious to learn what kind of test those kids *should* be expected to pass?

(Any ideas?)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (VUfCb)

21 Shoot! If not for the, um, Kids of Color the rate would be a solid ten points higher. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Moops at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (hyQrc)

22 But in some good news, they discovered a new cat in Bolivia! A teeny, tiny leopard. I need one.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026


***
"Bolivia -- !?!"
( -- The Sundance Kid in disgust, surveying a Bolivian farmyard)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (wzUl9)

23 When I was a kid we pissed and moaned about those Regents'' exams non stop.

But I have the Regents' seal on my h.s. diploma. So I've got that going for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (RIvkX)

24 I have found there are many 'fish' who long to, how you say, climb the tree.

Posted by: Paolo at September 17, 2026 03:33 PM (FnkYl)

25 I read the content or I would’ve been first

Posted by: Big Alfredo at September 17, 2026 03:34 PM (pWWHO)

26 Neetu Arnold
@neetu_arnold
New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate:

"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

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WUT??

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 03:34 PM (AKptf)

27 OK, so are we done with the "soft bigotry of low expectation" now and ready to move on to the brutal bigotry of "these people are just too dumb to learn?"

What exactly is this woman saying? She really needs to be forced to answer that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:34 PM (VUfCb)

28 Some of the faculty at my institution of higher learing have proposed that incoming students in the 2.00 to 2.99 GPA range not be required to submit SAT/ACT scores in order to be admitted.

Because nothing says "we support student success" by setting youth up to fail even harder, just so you can have enough warm bodies to keep your phoney-baloney job

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:35 PM (vJrRc)

29 This is a sore spot to me.

I really fucking hate these people. I hate them because I think of the kids who she is telling that they can never succeed. They can never learn, they can never pass a test. So why try?

Everything these POS people do is harmful to kids but she doesn't care.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (VUfCb)

30 New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate:

"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

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WUT??
Posted by: runner


She is saying "These minority kids are so incapable of learning that they shouldn't have been in school in the first place"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (vJrRc)

31 "At least eight of the ten states where students had the worst literacy scores were liberal strongholds with politically powerful teachers' unions, while just five were Republican and one was a swing state, a recent assessment from the Progressive Policy Institute (PPI) found."

Um, I'm going to guess that the "journalist" that wrote this graduated from a blue state -

Posted by: isolden at September 17, 2026 03:31 PM (dB99g)

At the very least lazy and incompetent, relying on an LLM to write and/or edit their article.

Posted by: Sjg at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (i8HNq)

32 Blue states stink.
Posted by: Piper


On ice!
Posted by: Mel Brooks

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 03:37 PM (Za/mt)

33 The only question is if this is correlation or causation.

Because Liberal States are more likely to have strong teacher's unions, so it would be the being a liberal state causes worse educational outcomes AND having a strong teacher's union.

OR, a strong teacher's union causes worse educational outcomes. It's hard to parse because they are almost always related.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (zjgNU)

34 Dollars = results.

Results = generational wealth for those in charge of orgs getting the dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (RtL9D)

35 "At least eight of the ten states where students had the worst literacy scores were liberal strongholds with politically powerful teachers' unions, while just five were Republican and one was a swing state, a recent assessment from the Progressive Policy Institute (PPI) found."

Um, I'm going to guess that the "journalist" that wrote this graduated from a blue state -

Posted by: isolden


8+5+1=14. Um, the math ain't mathing if they're only counting to 10.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (Za/mt)

36 Have Republicans "pounced" yet?

Posted by: Jim Rose at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (miqrx)

37 If a Luddite like me knows that there are fish that can climb how come this genius regent with two last names doesn't know that? Somebody needs to assess her ass.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (MWfyi)

38 It's furry the children.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (kM43H)

39
To be fair, teachers in the 60's and 70's that I had, with few exceptions, were awful as well.

Learning was done at home at the kitchen table with mom instructing, or in the car with the old man ordering recitation of the multiplication tables.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (Y8DZL)

40 My daughter goes to a public high school, and she was telling me she had a substitute with gay ribbons on, and pins about her pronouns etc. Very political in the classroom.

But good news, the substitute got hired full time.
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (eIzlH)

And yet, your daughter is still going to public school...

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (zjgNU)

41 33 The only question is if this is correlation or causation.

Because Liberal States are more likely to have strong teacher's unions, so it would be the being a liberal state causes worse educational outcomes AND having a strong teacher's union.

OR, a strong teacher's union causes worse educational outcomes. It's hard to parse because they are almost always related.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:38 PM (zjgNU)

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Progressive organizations like teachers' unions use their political power to import and attract illegal immigrants who can't speak English and drag down testing scores.

Their problem is that they care too much.

We need to pay them more. They're heroes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (RtL9D)

42 Blame that union thug Weingarten.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (Q/FnY)

43 11 I'm sure Randi Weingarten will be showing up shortly to disagree with your premise, Mr. O'Spades!

and hopping around like she's got ants in her...

Posted by: zigggggy at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (EDeJ/)

44 "When schoolchildren start paying union dues, that's when I'll start representing the interests of school children."
-Albert Shanker

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

45 New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate:

"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

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WUT??
Posted by: runner

She is saying "These minority kids are so incapable of learning that they shouldn't have been in school in the first place"
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Left unsaid: They should be in the fields picking crops.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (Za/mt)

46 Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ

That tiny leopard cat is adorable. I still wouldn't trust it though. My kitten grabs onto to my legs and start to bite, I have to say "NO!"'very loudly . I can't imagine what a wild cat would do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (JrHfD)

47 I'd prefer to shift funds from public education to prison construction.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (rJ48h)

48 Felicia Thomas-Williams is a fu*king idiot. That has to be the stupidest thing I have read in a week. Maybe a month.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (2WIwB)

49 48 Felicia Thomas-Williams is a fu*king idiot. That has to be the stupidest thing I have read in a week. Maybe a month.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (2WIwB)

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And you've read my comments.

Damn...must be REAL bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (RtL9D)

50 Progressive organizations like teachers' unions use their political power to import and attract illegal immigrants who can't speak English and drag down testing scores.

Their problem is that they care too much.

We need to pay them more. They're heroes.


I was watching a video from a teacher that argued teachers are underpaid because some times she had to work more then 40h in a week.

And...I had to laugh. Not because she was annoyed at working more hours, trust me I can understand, but that she didn't realize that is NORMAL for white color jobs.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

51 This is a sore spot to me.

I really fucking hate these people. I hate them because I think of the kids who she is telling that they can never succeed. They can never learn, they can never pass a test. So why try?

Everything these POS people do is harmful to kids but she doesn't care.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (VUfCb)

Well, honestly, she might be telling the truth.

She and the school system have worked very hard to make sure these children can never succeed.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:42 PM (zjgNU)

52 50 I was watching a video from a teacher that argued teachers are underpaid because some times she had to work more then 40h in a week.

And...I had to laugh. Not because she was annoyed at working more hours, trust me I can understand, but that she didn't realize that is NORMAL for white color jobs.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

=======

They want the laptop class lifestyle without the expectations of results or ability to get fired.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:42 PM (RtL9D)

53 Ace, I'm disappointed you didn't drop-kick Illinois in your comments. We're the absolute worst!

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (8Q86n)

54
One might be tempted to ask why they allow fish to be enrolled in tree-climbing school in the first place.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (vJrRc)

___________

They pay full tuition.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (eRlcH)

55 53 Ace, I'm disappointed you didn't drop-kick Illinois in your comments. We're the absolute worst!

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (8Q86n)

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Are people from Indiana allowed to say that about Illinois?

Or is that a "only we can hate on ourselves" thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (RtL9D)

56 Maybe I am living in a simulation.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 03:43 PM (8mulE)

57 But in some good news, they discovered a new cat in Bolivia! A teeny, tiny leopard. I need one.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Get a Bengal cat--they are distantly related to snow leopards and are adorable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (FZ29D)

58 To be fair, NYC is like 75% non American. You can’t really expect 3rd world shithole children to be proficient in English or math. Same with California.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (Bl+DZ)

59 OR, a strong teacher's union causes worse educational outcomes. It's hard to parse because they are almost always related.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

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They will argue that they spend more and have bigger unions because they have more diverse student population, and more kids with special needs, and more ESL students.

They will claim that this is the cause of poor performance. That is why the recent Mississippi shift was so important -- they have a high population of minority kids, but they are doing much better with phonics than the patented "Professor Howard Hill Think Method of Reading."

But it is a lot deeper. The data is there for states like CA if they just analyzed it to find what schools do good, etc. but they don't want to expose their failure.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (VUfCb)

60 how come "we" never protest this sh*t? I don't care if folks have jobs, can't get away. They sure manage to show up in the thousands for BLM, gays, even a mom that slaughtered her babies hundreds show up...too Abstract an issue for people to protest? I mean, it's only your kids life...

Posted by: zigggggy at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (EDeJ/)

61 I was watching a video from a teacher that argued teachers are underpaid because some times she had to work more then 40h in a week.

And...I had to laugh. Not because she was annoyed at working more hours, trust me I can understand, but that she didn't realize that is NORMAL for white color jobs.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

My favorite Norm MacDonald clip is a really poor quality recording of him riffing off the "Teachers are the REAL heroes" and a blue-haired (I assume) teacher trying to heckle him.

Really illustrated his quick wit and teachers' hubris in thinking they are the smartest person in the room. (And everyone else laughing at them because they're the stupidest and incapable of learning.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (zjgNU)

62
100 years ago you could send stupid, illiterate children off to the mines and mills. Nowadays they're completely useless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (eRlcH)

63 A simulation of what

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (kM43H)

64 But in some good news, they discovered a new cat in Bolivia! A teeny, tiny leopard. I need one.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026


You already got a deadly tumor from your dog, and now you want to get a Bolivian cat? Who knows what pathogens that thing's got.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

65 8+5+1=10. Damn that new math.

Posted by: JS at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (l6eKM)

66 "You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"


BTW I think she is getting it from this meme I see on leftleaning forums regularly: https://tinyurl.com/3dvs4z6f

Of course it should be pointed out they are basically arguing non-white/asian kids are the fish here...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

67 46 Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ

That tiny leopard cat is adorable. I still wouldn't trust it though. My kitten grabs onto to my legs and start to bite, I have to say "NO!"'very loudly . I can't imagine what a wild cat would do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 03

I already have 2 Savannahs (African Serval hybrids, mine are theoretically 40ish percent serval). This one is way smaller than they are. What could it possibly do? 🤣😂🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 my favorite example of this is Oregon, my state.
Ranks in the bottom 5 in education
Ranks in the top 5 in spending per student.

Every election the teachers complain that they need more money and are paid too little and have to spend their own money for classroom supplies.

Every election the voters go "gosh, its for the children" and vote* for more money for schools.

And the teachers never seem to be paid enough and they still have to buy their own classroom supplies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (K32Fz)

69 58 To be fair, NYC is like 75% non American. You can’t really expect 3rd world shithole children to be proficient in English or math. Same with California.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (Bl+DZ)

Didn't you see Stand and Deliver?

Posted by: zigggggy at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (EDeJ/)

70 29 This is a sore spot to me.

I really fucking hate these people. I hate them because I think of the kids who she is telling that they can never succeed. They can never learn, they can never pass a test. So why try?

Everything these POS people do is harmful to kids but she doesn't care.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (VUfCb)

Sore spot for me, too. All kids can learn...and actively want to when they are young...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (tOcjL)

71 Isn’t the Norm teacher joke something like all you need to teach 5th grade is a 6th grade education.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (Bl+DZ)

72 "You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

===

WUT??
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 03:34 PM (AKptf)
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Do you think she thought this up herself or did she hear it from someone else?

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (kX27y)

73 Education and public unions need to be banned, permanently. Public trials and executions of union leaders optional.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (K32Fz)

74 Do you think she thought this up herself or did she hear it from someone else?

Its a meme, she didn't come up with it, see my link above

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

75 Get a Bengal cat--they are distantly related to snow leopards and are adorable.


Piper has Savannahs!

I have a bengal. he IS adorable

which is good bc he is also A MENACE

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (j+aD2)

76 Isn’t the Norm teacher joke something like all you need to teach 5th grade is a 6th grade education.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (Bl+DZ)

No, that's a small part of Norm's teacher jokes.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (zjgNU)

77 One might be tempted to ask why they allow fish to be enrolled in tree-climbing school in the first place.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:30 PM (vJrRc)

___________

They pay full tuition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


In elementary school, all the property owners are paying their tuition

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (vJrRc)

78 But in some good news, they discovered a new cat in Bolivia! A teeny, tiny leopard. I need one.
Posted by: Piper


We just had the thread about voting for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (VHUov)

79 62
100 years ago you could send stupid, illiterate children off to the mines and mills. Nowadays they're completely useless.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The world needs ditch diggers, too - Judge Smails

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (X0hVh)

80 66 BTW I think she is getting it from this meme I see on leftleaning forums regularly: https://tinyurl.com/3dvs4z6f

Of course it should be pointed out they are basically arguing non-white/asian kids are the fish here...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

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Seems like it's an argument against the school system as currently conceived in total.

That teaching children like wannabe Prussian military officers leads to bad results, and that the interests most invested in the current system perpetuating are just out of frame, killing anyone who tries to teach the fish how to swim away from the current system, like a home school system.

But, I'm an illiterate asshole, so what do I know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (RtL9D)

81
"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

She must be auditioning for the lyricist job for the old early 90s Fresno local band Chum and the Frenzy.

https://tinyurl.com/25aaf9km

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (y9nCu)

82 And you've read my comments.

Damn...must be REAL bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (RtL9D)


Ha!
I actually though about adding a comment there but decided to let it go.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (2WIwB)

83 Ace, you just don't understand.

It is the tremendous altruism of the teachers and their unions. They see the flaws in the schools, and grow their power and influence specifically to help...the children!

It just takes a long time to reverse the malign influence of the Republicans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (k5CNB)

84 Its a meme, she didn't come up with it, see my link above


I like how she demonstrated that she cannot understand metaphors

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (j+aD2)

85 Some of the faculty at my institution of higher learing have proposed that incoming students in the 2.00 to 2.99 GPA range not be required to submit SAT/ACT scores in order to be admitted.

Because nothing says "we support student success" by setting youth up to fail even harder, just so you can have enough warm bodies to keep your phoney-baloney job

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:35 PM


I think that some people here don't understand what's going on with higher education. It's failing, the enrollment numbers are down and they have to try and prop up the numbers by whatever means they can.


university enrollment fell by over 7% last year after falling for previous two years. And projections have enrollment continuing to fall each and every year going forward.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (I43vL)

86 What could it possibly do? 🤣😂🤣
Posted by: Piper

Give you a tumor...

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ)

87 Didn't you see Stand and Deliver?

I wonder if that could get made today.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (vTZFs)

88 82 And you've read my comments.

Damn...must be REAL bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:40 PM (RtL9D)


Ha!
I actually though about adding a comment there but decided to let it go.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (2WIwB)

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Wouldn't do me any good.

I wouldn't be able to read it anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (RtL9D)

89 Was the teacher Norm was arguing with a Professor of Logic?

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (kM43H)

90 Everything I've seen out of the NEA indicates that their primary objective is to produce little zombie communists. If kids become well-read critical thinkers who can reason and be competent, that presents an obstacle to their objective.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (OlzlW)

91 You’ll be shocked to know that NY has some of the most stringent teacher licensing requirements in the country. You must get a masters degree and gain at least 100 credits of continuing education over every 5 year period to keep that license. You’ll also be shocked to know that the qualifying events, degrees and education to get that license have been dumbed down and reduced to shit, so that any monkey could get them.

That’s in addition to the idiots they’ve put on the NY Regents Board being dumber than a cardboard box and pedestrian racists.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (PxIWo)

92 Abstract an issue for people to protest? I mean, it's only your kids life...
Posted by: zigggggy at September 17, 2026 03

Some of us have - by removing our children from it all together. I homeschool. Though I am not in a blue state, but I don’t know if public schools are great anywhere.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

93 Every election the teachers complain that they need more money and are paid too little and have to spend their own money for classroom supplies.

Every election the voters go "gosh, its for the children" and vote* for more money for schools.



You have described my county. Every 2 years some new bond measure f0r tHe ch1ldREn is put to the voters. Every 2 years it passes with 65-70%. And every 2.5 years people start to complain property taxes are too high.

Test scores? They never improve of course. But teachers get fat raises and that’s what really matters.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (Bl+DZ)

94 I like how she demonstrated that she cannot understand metaphors

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (j+aD2)

Which is ironic because if you've ever been a feminist, then you've met a lot of fours.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (kM43H)

95 But, I'm an illiterate asshole, so what do I know?/i]

It becomes a motte and bailey argument

The motte is "the current school system doesn't do a good job of teaching kids to live in the modern world"

The bailey is "black kids can't learn white sh*t so stopping being racist and trying to make them"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

96 I'm not a cat person but we had a Maine coon cat, a hand me down from the Daughter, and that sucker was huge.. Lived to be 16

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 03:50 PM (+gK6I)

97 piper tell me more about the little cat!

by the by my bengal at 5 years old is more mellow

he only breaks about 1 item per day now

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:50 PM (j+aD2)

98 university enrollment fell by over 7% last year after falling for previous two years. And projections have enrollment continuing to fall each and every year going forward.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


Yep. But point out that maybe universities shouldn't have been so gung-ho about encouraging their co-eds to not breed, and people look like you've grown a second head.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (vJrRc)

99 Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (OlzlW)

Funny thing is you don't even have to be able to reason. If you can so much as have your own thoughts, you are already a severe threat to the State.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (kM43H)

100 These cities get more money for students with special needs or ESL.

So they really want more of them (immigrants) for more cash, and low test scores is just not an issue -- why bother even testing.

I knew a woman (illegal) in NJ (15 years ago) who moved from NY for more benefits. She had kid with "learning problems." She got visits from social workers, special doctors, extra cash -- I swear there was an army of state workers for this woman's little retard. He was completely normal though, just a lazy thug.
The only relief to the taxpayer is when he graduates to crime and then we have to pay for his lawyers and jailers.
(Oh, the dad was amnestied and on disability (SSDI for ""bad""" back). He spent most of his time working in South America and only came to USA for the checks.)

The purpose of a system is what it does.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (VUfCb)

101 One thing that amazes me about cats...

Most want to be outdoors.

Where there are things that can and will kill them.

I live in the suburbs and their are coyotes in my neightborhood that will eat outdoors cats...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

102 And the teachers never seem to be paid enough and they still have to buy their own classroom supplies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (K32Fz)

Blue hair dye doesn't grow on trees, you know.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (ZgwKJ)

103 98 university enrollment fell by over 7% last year after falling for previous two years. And projections have enrollment continuing to fall each and every year going forward.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Yep. But point out that maybe universities shouldn't have been so gung-ho about encouraging their co-eds to not breed, and people look like you've grown a second head.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (vJrRc)

=======

One of the top two most loyal Democrat demographics is college educated women.

And they've been shrinking as part of the electorate every cycle for like a decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (RtL9D)

104 If these fish can't climb trees, perhaps they can work the fields?

We could offer to provide them food and housing, in exchange, they would volunteer to plant and harvest the crops.

We'd even let them, in slow months, hire themselves out to neighbors for a little spending money.

Naturally, we'll have to have some sort of "overseer" to ensure they don't leave their free housing without permission and show up on time to plant and harvest.
But that would be all "voluntary" of course.

We'll call it Agri-Socialism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (3cUTc)

105 Its a meme, she didn't come up with it, see my link above
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
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And guess what? Einstein did NOT say that, according to the internet. Figures.

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (kX27y)

106 I hate the teachers union, but I think most of these issues are just cultural. There's a certain segment of the population that probably just needs some sort of expedited public education and to just start working because they are never going to be scholars.

It used to be like 14 and you were figuring out a trade.

I know an immigrant and their kid is just doing online high school. probably saves the taxpayer a fortune.

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (eIzlH)

107 99 Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (OlzlW)

Funny thing is you don't even have to be able to reason. If you can so much as have your own thoughts, you are already a severe threat to the State.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:51 PM (kM43H)

I see you are also teaching your children Animal Farm this week...so many great messages and themes in that book...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (tOcjL)

108 My wife, a public school teacher, will say matter of factly that public education is a Racket. Individual good involved teachers exist, of course, but the Racket does not encourage that. Everything for the Union, nothing against the Union.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (Gqar8)

109 What could it possibly do? 🤣😂🤣
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

A friend of mine had a housecat that literally went insane. Had to have it put down. They can do some serious damage if they are so inclined.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (8mulE)

110 But teachers get fat raises and that’s what really matters.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:49 PM (Bl+DZ)


It's the administrators who get the fat raises.

Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2026 03:53 PM (OlzlW)

111 NY has lost over 9% of its public schools population in the last 10 years. The smart people are getting their kids out. Those who remain are putting their kids on “special education” programs so they get an IEP or other situation that makes specific demands on the teacher and their time, which takes away from other students. On top of that you have the children of illegal immigrants, who to add insult to injury, don’t pay a dime in taxes, stealing resources from the children whose parents pay exorbitant taxes for the school budget.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:53 PM (PxIWo)

112
"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

This is the kind of enlightened stuff Masters Po and Kan would say to Kwai Chang Caine before he set off to the old west to kung fu some ass.

I'm sad you cis-normiewhities just don't seem to get it.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:54 PM (Y8DZL)

113 I worked in the Higher Education Racket for many years. The professors and the administration were villains, almost completely.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 03:55 PM (Gqar8)

114 The secret sauce for public schools is teaching is a vocation, not a profession, comprised of young women practicing until they marry and have families of their own.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 03:55 PM (bX16E)

115 91 You’ll be shocked to know that NY has some of the most stringent teacher licensing requirements in the country. You must get a masters degree and gain at least 100 credits of continuing education over every 5 year period to keep that license. be fully indoctrinated in their cult of mo' money


Posted by: Vengeance

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:55 PM (VUfCb)

116 1 Blue states stink.
Posted by: Piper

Well, if you cherry pick, sure. My boys are doing just fine. Both to the right of me, voters, make more money than I do and good men.

This is a beautiful part of the country. I would not choose to live anywhere else.

There’s shitty people and shitty schools in every state. Even the red ones.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (W2Pud)

117 university enrollment fell by over 7% last year after falling for previous two years. And projections have enrollment continuing to fall each and every year going forward.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 03:48 PM (I43vL)


Thank God!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (k5CNB)

118 Shit, not underline, strikthrough. dammit.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (VUfCb)

119 a LOT of colleges in PA need to close

clearly York needs to close jeez louise

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)

120 3 But in some good news, they discovered a new cat in Bolivia! A teeny, tiny leopard. I need one.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)


I watched a YouTube Short compilation of people giving affection to various big cats, and the comments were all, what, you can get a job hugging danger kitties? Why did no one tell me?! And then they were angrier over the follow-up revelation that those jobs typically require a degree in zoology or veterinary medicine than they were at the jobs mostly being about urine and feces.

Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (ke3zm)

121 >> You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

You know, it eludes me at the moment why NY students have the worst outcomes of any in the nation.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (PxIWo)

122 It's perfect that educators went for the Modern Authority route:

Origin of the QuoteMisattribution: The popular Quote Investigator research shows the exact origin is unknown, but it does not trace back to Einstein.

Earlier Analogies: Similar educational parables about judging animals by the wrong tasks have appeared in various forms and books for over a century.

Modern Popularity: The specific wording often circulates online, mistakenly paired with Einstein’s name to give the sentiment more authority.

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (kX27y)

123
A friend of mine had a housecat that literally went insane. Had to have it put down. They can do some serious damage if they are so inclined.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 03:52 PM (8mulE)

Mine our destructive. They are not for the feint of heart. But I love them so there is that.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

124 university enrollment fell by over 7% last year after falling for previous two years. And projections have enrollment continuing to fall each and every year going forward.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)



This was known for the past 10 years. Simple numbers. People stopped having kids post 2008. There just aren’t enough kids to fill all the spots anymore it will get worse before it gets any better, if it ever does. GenZ is having even fewer kids than millennials at the same age.

I’ve seen predictions where 1/3 of all colleges will close in the next 10-15 years.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (Bl+DZ)

125 In a town near mine they were having a budget debate. The town wanted a 25% increase in property taxes mostly for the school budget.

Someone looked and noted enrollment was down 1/3 over the last 10 years and noted that the school budget should be going down. So where was the increase in spending? Mostly administrators.

The school budget increase actually LOST. And...they didn't fire any teachers/close any schools. In fact as far as I can see they did...nothing.

The geniuses in the town though re-elected the same town officials all of whom supported the tax increase. Because their opponents were scary people with crazy ideas like uh, not raising taxes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

126 124 This was known for the past 10 years. Simple numbers. People stopped having kids post 2008. There just aren’t enough kids to fill all the spots anymore it will get worse before it gets any better, if it ever does. GenZ is having even fewer kids than millennials at the same age.

I’ve seen predictions where 1/3 of all colleges will close in the next 10-15 years.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (Bl+DZ)

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American conservatives have maintained the same birthrate since the early 90s, roughly 2.1.

It's progressives who aren't having kids. They've gone from 2.1 to about 1.3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:57 PM (RtL9D)

127 Mine our destructive. They are not for the feint of heart. But I love them so there is that.


do they open locked doors or is that just bengals?

it's a constant battle with him taking apart door hardware to get them open

currently on my third printer of his tenure here

he's fun

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:57 PM (j+aD2)

128 It's the administrators who get the fat raises.

And that is the secret behind the Oregon thing I did above: the teahers are paid pretty well and do get raises, but almost all the money people keep voting for goes to the administration, not the teaches.

The reason teachers keep having to buy makers and paper is because the administration gets all the money. You don't see the budget going to classroom supplies (uness its purchasing Apple tablets), it goes to the new vice president of diversity and hiring another therapist and 3 new secretaries for each office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 03:58 PM (K32Fz)

129 >> You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

A normal, thinking person would find that extremely insulting to the “fish”. The rest of the people have no idea wtf she’s talking about. And I honestly don’t think she does either.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:58 PM (PxIWo)

130 129 >> You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

A normal, thinking person would find that extremely insulting to the “fish”. The rest of the people have no idea wtf she’s talking about. And I honestly don’t think she does either.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:58 PM (PxIWo)

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Let me translate.

Ahem.

"Black people can't read because we wuz kangs."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 03:59 PM (RtL9D)

131 It's progressives who aren't having kids. They've gone from 2.1 to about 1.3.

The left/FNM tells women that not only are kids bad for the Erf but will make you stop being a cool girl boss and instead become a boring mother whose life is over and you'll never get to spend a summer in Paris or have that cool lesbian affair you always wanted...blah blah blah

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)

132 For other reasons Masshole is probably rated the most educated state in the country. Not because it's true but because of reasons. Nagging, screaming, idiotic reasons.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 03:59 PM (xJpuh)

133 >> It's progressives who aren't having kids. They've gone from 2.1 to about 1.3.

Well they keep chopping their sons dick’s off a putting them in a dress. The rest they’re encouraging to use their pronouns and find solace in another man’s ass. Because after all it’s their right.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (PxIWo)

134 I’ve seen predictions where 1/3 of all colleges will close in the next 10-15 years.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

===

You always hear these dire warnings about people not having enough kids, but I'm willing to roll the dice and see what happens if population in the US maybe just levels off for a few years.

I think we'll be fine

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (eIzlH)

135 so there's a scary story brewing here in Philly btw

Olney

Murder house, serial killer dad and son, snuff porn

really f88king horrible stuff

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (j+aD2)

136 The plummeting birth rate won’t just affect education. There’s an entire economy built around kids that will suffer bigly. Everything from diapers to Disneyland is dependent on lots of kids produced annually. When that gets cut by 20,30,40% there’s a lot of disruption.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (Bl+DZ)

137 Mine our destructive. They are not for the feint of heart. But I love them so there is that.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

This one was beyond destroying the furniture or anything like that. She became hostile to people even being in the same room as her and would immediately attack. Not rabid, just insane.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (8mulE)

138 Nostril/uterus calculus anyone?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (wxsGM)

139 Are people from Indiana allowed to say that about Illinois?
Or is that a "only we can hate on ourselves" thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


Oh, no. We're equal-opportunity here. Chicago is, bar none, the worst of the worst of the absolute f--ing worst.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (8Q86n)

140 This was known for the past 10 years. Simple numbers. People stopped having kids post 2008. There just aren’t enough kids to fill all the spots anymore it will get worse before it gets any better, if it ever does. GenZ is having even fewer kids than millennials at the same age.

I’ve seen predictions where 1/3 of all colleges will close in the next 10-15 years.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez


And don't think they aren't panicking about that! Their solution, naturally, is to being in ever more unqualified students, thus preventing even more people from being able to start families at a reasonable time.

I hope that the DoEd cuts the available amounts of student loan money in half, every year from now until they're offering a dollar per semester.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (vJrRc)

141 131 It's progressives who aren't having kids. They've gone from 2.1 to about 1.3.

The left/FNM tells women that not only are kids bad for the Erf but will make you stop being a cool girl boss and instead become a boring mother whose life is over and you'll never get to spend a summer in Paris or have that cool lesbian affair you always wanted...blah blah blah

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)

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And white skin is evil, and you can start having kids at 40, and the world is 4 years away from burning up, and the few that did get born were all born the wrong sex and need to become mules by cutting off their junk.

Conservatives heard all of this, rejected it, and had kids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (RtL9D)

142 Link to new kitty info!

https://tinyurl.com/3kc9uj4a

This goes to x.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

143 Chicago elected the teachers' union tool, Brandon Johnson. I don't think he has fixed the schools, but who knows, they can't take tests with all the shooting.

Posted by: Dave at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (sbsMc)

144 "Black people can't read because we wuz kangs."

Africa came up with reading and writing but the Greeks stole it from them!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (K32Fz)

145 133 >> It's progressives who aren't having kids. They've gone from 2.1 to about 1.3.

Well they keep chopping their sons dick’s off a putting them in a dress. The rest they’re encouraging to use their pronouns and find solace in another man’s ass. Because after all it’s their right.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (PxIWo)

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Combine the mass deportation machine with the bifurcated birth rate in America, and...the future seems pretty bright, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (RtL9D)

146 136 The plummeting birth rate won’t just affect education. There’s an entire economy built around kids that will suffer bigly. Everything from diapers to Disneyland is dependent on lots of kids produced annually. When that gets cut by 20,30,40% there’s a lot of disruption.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (Bl+DZ)

========

"Have abortions."
-Toys 'R us

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:02 PM (RtL9D)

147 Conservatives heard all of this, rejected it, and had kids.

Then sent their kids to public schools and were confused when the kids turned on everything they love and believed in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:02 PM (K32Fz)

148 really f88king horrible stuff
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 04:00 PM (j+aD2)

I saw that. Sickening.

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 04:03 PM (kX27y)

149 147 Conservatives heard all of this, rejected it, and had kids.

Then sent their kids to public schools and were confused when the kids turned on everything they love and believed in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:02 PM (K32Fz)

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This happens far less than the scaremongering stories indicate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:03 PM (RtL9D)

150 97 piper tell me more about the little cat!

by the by my bengal at 5 years old is more mellow

he only breaks about 1 item per day now
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 17, 2026 03:50 PM (j+aD2)

Bengals are clowns. I love them. I posted a link above.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

151 For many, as we all know, Higher Education is a waste of time and money. Numerous men in my church are doing extremely well in all manner of trades. Some are second or even third generation tradesmen. Also, get this, they get married and have lots of kids, whose mothers stay home and provide stability. Some of them even home school. We are backward people.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar8)

152 Seriously, imagine you’re an average somewhat apolitical person, who can reason and think for yourself. All you want is a good traditional education for your child. Then this dunce gets up there spouting what she thinks is a clever metaphor using a fish, while you, the person of reason, is just trying to figure out what just left her mouth, and whether the lady ever had a single cogent thought. Maybe even whether there’s a single brain synapse that ever fired. You’d be running for the first red state you could find.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:04 PM (PxIWo)

153 Live in a blue state for all the stupid kids and freed criminals you can get!

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 04:04 PM (qBdHI)

154 Who else is all in on outbreeding the libs? Call me.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:05 PM (PxIWo)

155 Neetu Arnold
@neetu_arnold
New York Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams on why she thinks students shouldn't have to take Regents exams to graduate:

"You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

Maybe asking a student to read or do math on a test is a little more reasonable than asking a fish to climb a tree?

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If it isn't reasonable -- if certain populations are incapable of reading, writing, and arithmetic -- then maybe it's a mistake to let them have a say in the community's governance. If they also belong to a community that cannot be held accountable because hormones, then that's a double strike against their franchise.

Now, I don't believe either proposition. But I'm for sure not going to accept that they are superior beings who get authority over me while being less accountable. Authority (including the vote) requires responsibility, which requires accountability. It must be revoked and forbidden otherwise.

Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 04:05 PM (ke3zm)

156 Just going from memory here--and I could be wrong--but I think there were at least two North American Indian tribes that invented a writing system.

But, AFAIK, there were zero African tribes that developed writing.

(ok, off to grok)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (3cUTc)

157 In a town near mine they were having a budget debate. The town wanted a 25% increase in property taxes mostly for the school budget.

The geniuses in the town though re-elected the same town officials all of whom supported the tax increase. Because their opponents were scary people with crazy ideas like uh, not raising taxes.
Posted by: 18-1


The school district in the allegedly-red place where my parents live puts forward a bond measure every year, even when their last one or two are still in effect.

Their favorite tactic is - after the bond measure fails in the general election - to hold another election somewhere and somewhen that they don't advertise except to their supporters.

Those, unsurprisingly pass. And apparently no one pays enough attention to their taxes to wonder about it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (vJrRc)

158 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:02 PM (K32Fz)

Well, my son has managed to stay conservative and still read actual books even after going to public school. I feel blessed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (JrHfD)

159 >>>a shocking new analysis found.

Yeah, about that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (dK+Kv)

160 You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"

Gosh, that’s the most racist statement I have heard in a while.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

161 Always vote in your school board elections. Always. They do.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:07 PM (Gqar8)

162
They've been building palace schools and sports complexes as well as padding administrator retirements for decades.

Chicago is especially egregious, teachers can have absence rates over 30% and put in 10 years to qualify for 100K / yr packages.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (Y8DZL)

163 We don't need to import the 3rd world. We are creating our own.

If you axe yourself what kind of idiot would vote for leftists, here is your answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (viF8m)

164 68% of children share the political affiliation of their parents as adults:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2017261383679615284

And if you raise the kid in a generally conservative environment, like go to church regularly, the numbers are going to be higher.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (RtL9D)

165 Those, unsurprisingly pass. And apparently no one pays enough attention to their taxes to wonder about it.

One of the most common things I see on lefty forums is this pattern:

First: I voted for this school budgeting tax. I'm sure the home owners can afford it, I mean, its for the children and they are rich right?

Then: Why does my landlord keep increasing my rent? I think he's a fascist that just wants people living on the street!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

166 This happens far less than the scaremongering stories indicate.

Maybe but that's not a Russian Roulette that I'd want to play with my children and our future.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (K32Fz)

167 The school district in the allegedly-red place where my parents live puts forward a bond measure every year, even when their last one or two are still in effect.

Their favorite tactic is - after the bond measure fails in the general election - to hold another election somewhere and somewhen that they don't advertise except to their supporters.

Those, unsurprisingly pass. And apparently no one pays enough attention to their taxes to wonder about it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

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I live in what was once a reddish district and bond issues kept getting voted down.

So the school started having school "part time" like Mon-thu to save money on electricity.

Disgusting move, and it worked, next election they got their bond override

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (eIzlH)

168
And white skin is evil, and you can start having kids at 40, and the world is 4 years away from burning up, and the few that did get born were all born the wrong sex and need to become mules by cutting off their junk.

Conservatives heard all of this, rejected it, and had kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:01 PM (RtL9D)

_____________

They said if we just freed ourselves from believing there's some Flying Spaghetti Monster we'd live happy lives without fear from fairy tales. Instead we take antidepressants, drink wine by the gallon, go to therapy, think the world will end in five years, kill ourselves, and so on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (eRlcH)

169 Well, my son has managed to stay conservative and still read actual books even after going to public school. I feel blessed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Same here. And they read actual literature in my son's HS English classes -- The Odyssey, Paradise Lost, Shakespeare...

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

170 I grew up in Red State with Giant Blue City.

The ignorant little piggies I went to college were something else.

The place was 1.5hrs from my house. Whivh was in a poor, rural, conservative school district that consistently academically outperformed ALL the urban districts they came from.

And yet... more than one of these people, who probably never went beyond the city limits, would ask me about whether we had things like running water and internet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

171 do they open locked doors or is that just bengals?

it's a constant battle with him taking apart door hardware to get them open

currently on my third printer of his tenure here

he's fun
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September

They open doors, cabinets, you name it. We have had to make sure we had the right kind of door knob on exterior doors. We had to get a fridge with the water on the inside because they press the button and flood the kitchen. Which is fine, that looks neater anyway. We had to replace the touch faucets with non-touch ones, or they would be on all day, every day. They flush the toilet randomly. Kovu just learned how to turn the TV on, which he does in the middle of the night when he is lonely. Furry 3 year olds.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

172 Ace is missing the exploding Charlie Kirk story at the University of Utah.

In brief: College Republicans had a booth, doing the Kirk thing: debate, etc. Some leftist bint student on Sept 10, the anniversary of Kirk's death, comes up to the booth with a "Happy Kirkversary" cake, smiling and poses for the picture as she is gleefully celebrating Kirk's murder.

The College Republicans post the picture of this woman. It goes viral, and someone finds out who she is and posts her name, etc. Now the College Democrats and the university are investigating the College Republicans and trying to expel them and decertify the College Republicans for the crime of posting a picture of this woman who posed for the picture.

Harmeet Dhillion and lots of others are chiming in now.

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (IeYnM)

173 School districts in NY who take illegal immigrants get extra funding from the state. So much that some school districts deliberately encourage their enrollment. A few have built brand new stadiums that rival pro fields.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (PxIWo)

174 170 And yet... more than one of these people, who probably never went beyond the city limits, would ask me about whether we had things like running water and internet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

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"No, but we kill interlopers real good and easy and have plenty of space to hide the bodies."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (RtL9D)

175 If you axe yourself what kind of idiot would vote for leftists, here is your answer.

I mean I get the Dem's appeal.

They openly run on "vote for me and I'll give you money"

The R approach is something like, "vote for me and I'll take less of your money then the D guy. Still to give to the D guy's friends mind you. "

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

176 Testing is violence!

New York Teachers Union

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (Gelwd)

177 Then: Why does my landlord keep increasing my rent? I think he's a fascist that just wants people living on the street!

Its like pushing for ever higher minimum wage by huge jumps then whining that a Big Mac costs 10 bucks now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (K32Fz)

178 161 Always vote in your school board elections. Always. They do.
Posted by: tubal

lol, scheduled in July without media notification.

They make sure the right people vote.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL)

179 Answering the important questions:

"The cat had been brought in by a man living in a community in the forest near La Paz who had mistaken the cat for a domestic kitten, according to details recorded by the sanctuary. He had fed the animal noodles, rice and eggs, only to realize it was wild and that he could not take care of it. So he brought it to the sanctuary."

So not cuddly, and not domesticatable. Or at least, not easily. I wonder if they tried a string on a stick?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 04:11 PM (VUfCb)

180 "They flush the toilet randomly." That's hilarious .

Are obviously very bright cats

I once went to a Bed and Breakfast in VA years ago and the owner had taught the cat to use the toilet .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 04:11 PM (JrHfD)

181 179 Answering the important questions:

"The cat had been brought in by a man living in a community in the forest near La Paz who had mistaken the cat for a domestic kitten, according to details recorded by the sanctuary. He had fed the animal noodles, rice and eggs, only to realize it was wild and that he could not take care of it. So he brought it to the sanctuary."

So not cuddly, and not domesticatable. Or at least, not easily. I wonder if they tried a string on a stick?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 04:11 PM (VUfCb)

Laser pointers, paper bags and balls of tinfoil always does the trick.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 04:12 PM (Gqar8)

182 Ok, for writing:
1 North American
5 Central American
0 South American

3 African (in Sudan, Ethiopia and the northern Berbers areas)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:14 PM (3cUTc)

183

Which natioality do you have to suck to give you the lifestyle you think you you deserve?

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 04:14 PM (/QHx4)

184 You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees"
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Assessing a fish wouldn't net you much.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 04:16 PM (kM43H)

185
3 African (in Sudan, Ethiopia and the northern Berbers areas)


North Africa is really more part of the Med community of civilizations then part of SubSaharan Africa.

And Ethiopia is interesting because they stayed tied to the western religious tradition and kept connection with the Med/Middle Eastern civilizations

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

186 Maine Coons are also supposed to be very smart, but my boy is still at the "extremely enthusiastic" stage. The brains may appear at a later date

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)

187 "So not cuddly, and not domesticatable."

Ah, my old girlfriends have been talking, haven't they.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)

188 Teacher unions IS this nation’s backbone!

Posted by: Vote Cam Brady at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM (7BAZk)

189 If you're in an urban school district it really doesn't matter.

In Denver metro, there were two districts (Douglas & Jeffco) that staged a revolt and turned their boards red.

Every teacher went on strike, started pickets along miles of sidewalks, while the CEA & NEA helicoptered palettes of cash into lawsuits and recalls. The whole thing was over in less than a year.

These union fortresses can't be assailed. Not at this time.

But if you live in a rural/small town district, by all means, vote in those elections to maintain your toehold.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM (BI5O2)

190 Waht na awy. O edar adn rwitee earl oggd.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 17, 2026 04:19 PM (XjCxr)

191 Waht na awy. O edar adn rwitee earl oggd.

Doesn't this phrase summon Cthullu?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 04:20 PM (sKqQm)

192 Well, if you cherry pick, sure. My boys are doing just fine. Both to the right of me, voters, make more money than I do and good men.

This is a beautiful part of the country. I would not choose to live anywhere else.

There’s shitty people and shitty schools in every state. Even the red ones.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 03:56

Well of course, I was being glib. Your boys are amazing because they had an amazing mom. I am glad you are happy where you are, and I agree it’s very pretty. Same with California. Unfortunately, the politics of the areas outweigh the pretty for me, but that is my choice and I understand others make different choices for very legit reasons. Luckily, I get to live in a very pretty place, too, that happens to be red. I am extremely blessed, I never lose sight of that fact.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

193 Will we ever reach Peak Stupid? I just wish it would happen in my lifetime.

Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 04:20 PM (GUOwU)

194 186 Maine Coons are also supposed to be very smart, but my boy is still at the "extremely enthusiastic" stage. The brains may appear at a later date
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 04:18 PM

I had a Maine Coon growing up. He was gorgeous. He was loveable. He was not smart. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 04:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

195 Where is the department of education on all of this? I'm sure they're in their like gangbusters auditing all of the federal funding that is sent out subsidize a hot lunch and audio-visuals.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 04:22 PM (5C90x)

196 Blue states with strong teachers' unions overwhelmingly have worse student literacy scores than Republican states where educators don't have as much say over policy, a shocking new analysis found.

That's because so-called "educators" know fuckall about teaching anything useful.

Posted by: Educators can't read at September 17, 2026 04:23 PM (TbWk/)

197 Will we ever reach Peak Stupid? I just wish it would happen in my lifetime.
==
The stupid curve is vertically asymptotic. It goes infinitely worse. Forever.

Posted by: Stupidity Contests are so 2026 at September 17, 2026 04:23 PM (anL5R)

198 Will we ever reach Peak Stupid? I just wish it would happen in my lifetime.
Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 04:20 PM (GUOwU

Peak Stupid comes one nanosecond before implosion. It's the crackling in the aft you hear in the OceanGate Titan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 04:24 PM (BI5O2)

199 NY resident here. I know a lot of teachers. Some really care and just shake their heads at the mess that is public education. They don't do anything about it because the unions protect teachers who suck. I know other teachers that I am surprised that they remember to breath.
Not only is education getting worse , the schools have to have officers in them because the threat isn't from crazies shooting the place up for fights that get out of control.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 04:24 PM (oUMhY)

200 Correlation doesn't mean Causation!

Posted by: NEA, desperately grasping at straws at September 17, 2026 04:25 PM (Yqrio)

201 Today is the 2nd anniversary of the Israeli pager attacks and Trump put out a Truth Social message of happy anniversary

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 04:28 PM (kX27y)

202 Don't have a fav. drag queen.

Posted by: Squared Straight at September 17, 2026 04:28 PM (ehY6c)

203 50 minutes to fix my plumbing leak, needed no parts, installed a shut off valve on that line.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:28 PM (Ia/+0)

204 Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 04:28 PM (kX27

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 04:28 PM (JrHfD)

205 At least eight of the ten states where students had the worst literacy scores were liberal strongholds with politically powerful teachers' unions, while just five were Republican and one was a swing state

Ummm.... Teacher can't maths.

8/10 +5/10 + 1/10 = 14/10

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 04:29 PM (kU0PQ)

206 The Ryan Reynolds movie on Apple TV is hot garbage.

Stupid, preachy, and tone all over the place. Its like he tried to make The Proposal, without a Girl, and in the middle of an action movie. Sheesh. I thought Green Lantern was bad, but that was a masterwork compared to Mayday.

Posted by: Prometheus would have been better use of time at September 17, 2026 04:29 PM (anL5R)

207 This is only because the red states flood these blue states with their stupids.

They ship in stupids and guns--ruining the perfect blue states cause they can't stand to see them succeed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 04:29 PM (3cUTc)

208 They shoehorned a lesbian into a cold war action movie.

Posted by: Prometheus would have been better use of time at September 17, 2026 04:30 PM (anL5R)

209 nood

Posted by: doug at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (B1+sW)

210 Ai, ironic for PA because...

Well-heeled communities and schools are battling kids relying on tablets, etc. and are demanding old fashioned classroom teaching.

Unfortunately, administrators are not ready to administer the
many teachers that are just not ready to teach full time or even any time.

Others - like in Philly and other urbanized areas - are not prepared to come off their unique jobs and titles and sit their butts in the classroom as legitimate school teachers of children.

There are compromises in some before mentioned communities in that tablets, etc. will no longer be employed as primary teaching tools until fifth grade.

The teachers unions are also not pleased at all about stories of teaching success - cursive handwriting, phonetics for reading, etc.- from Mississippi and other southern states.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)

211 But in some good news, they discovered a new cat in Bolivia! A teeny, tiny leopard. I need one.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Get a Bengal cat--they are distantly related to snow leopards and are adorable.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 03:44 PM (FZ29D)

Bengal cats are *extremely* active cats -- if you can't handle that you best get a normal tabby cat that doesn't make you play hours a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)

212 We just need more money.
Posted by: The NEA at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (XeU6L)

That’s our line.

Posted by: Texas Association of School Boards at September 17, 2026 05:09 PM (WB/3O)

213 In all fairness, TJM is illiterate and look how well he's doing. Passing tests is not the end all be all.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 05:20 PM (4NO2D)

214 where'd I put my Flamethrower?

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 17, 2026 05:50 PM (vI4Yj)

215 Do you understand they - blue states and their purple kin - may need to shutdown for ages again someday, probably not so far in the future, for control?

That's what started the rapid decline and they can't fight their way out of it and have it happen again.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 06:25 PM (NFX2v)

216 Ace who is Spayed: The viral chart does **not** prove red states teach reading better. It proves some of you can’t read a Y-axis.

That wasn’t NAEP. It was how many of 18 *bills* a legislature passed. Mississippi 18/18 vs New York 2/18 is a statute count, not a kid who can decode.

2024 NAEP Grade 4 proficient: Massachusetts 40%, New Jersey 38%. Blue. Nation 30%. Mississippi 32% — not first.

Line NAEP against child poverty and the jersey story dies. Mass/NJ/CT *and* Louisiana/Mississippi/Florida beat the poverty line. Oklahoma, West Virginia, New Mexico, Maine, and Oregon miss it. Wisconsin is dead average.

Red map ≠ readers. The split is poverty plus whether you made teachers teach phonics — not team color. Using a policy checklist to own the libs is the same cheap trick you mock when they do it.

Posted by: South and Proud!! at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (V+Vyw)

A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman, Disfiguring Her Forever.
Canadian Courts Gave Her a Reduced Sentence So That This Doctor/Engineer Wouldn't Be Deported.

Seal the northern border, reduce visas for Canadians, increase tariffs to 50%, permanently.

We must insulate ourselves from this demonic nation.

Woman convicted of disfiguring biting attack given reduced sentence because she's Haitian


Tristin Hopper: In a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported

Four years is "too harsh" for eating the face of a stranger and disfiguring her for life?


By Tristin Hopper

A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence by a Quebec judge on the grounds that a harsher prison term would endanger her "precarious immigration status."


Just two days after Christmas in 2022, Macdala Monfiston spent eight minutes viciously attacking a woman outside a bar in Laval, Que., leaving the victim with bite marks all over her arms and face.

Court records described one of the facial wounds as being "several centimetres long, necessitating repeated treatments and leaving a prominent scar."

Video of the assault obtained by The Journal de Montreal shows Monfiston pulling the victim's hair, kicking her motionless form on the ground and straddling her body while biting at her face.

"When I tell people I was bit, they ask me what kind of animal, if it was by a pit bull. They can't believe it's a person who did this to me," the victim told the paper in a French-language interview.

Although good Samaritans attempted to intervene, they were held back by Monfiston's boyfriend.


After Monfiston pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in early 2025, a Court of Quebec judge sentenced her to four years in prison -- the sentence already a fraction of the maximum 14-year sentence set for the crime under the Criminal Code.

But in a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported.


Under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act, anyone jailed for longer than two years is deemed guilty of "serious criminality," and loses their appeal rights in the case of a removal order.


"The prison sentence has a much greater impact on the defendant than on other offenders who might have committed similar acts," reads the French-language decision, rendered on Sept. 14 by appeals court judges Suzanne Gagné, Christine Baudouin and Genevieve Marcotte.

I'm done with Canada. I'm done with Europe.

Cut them off and leave them to rot.

And it's time to consider separating some states from the US.

Kathy Hochul's pardon travesty lifts immigrant criminals over Americans' safety

By Daniel McCarthy

How far will New York Gov. Kathy Hochul go to keep immigrant criminals in this country?

So far she'll even pardon a man convicted of an aggravated felony, if that's what it takes to prevent the US Supreme Court from setting a restrictionist precedent.

Keisy Guerrero Mariano is a Dominican who spent two years in prison for committing a violent crime -- second-degree assault.

Guerrero Mariano, known as "G.M." in court documents, is exactly the sort of lawbreaker Americans overwhelmingly want to see deported.

But not Hochul; she granted him clemency on Aug. 28.

His case stood out from those of the other five people she pardoned that day.

The others were non-violent offenders who'd committed their crimes decades ago -- two in the 1980s, two in the '90s, and just one as recently as 2007.

G.M. was convicted in 2015.

Yet the governor decided he merited special leniency, for political reasons.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested G.M. in 2020, intending to deport him based on his criminal record.

ICE had to let him go in 2022, however, because of a nationwide injunction related to COVID that required the agency to review custody of individuals with certain medical conditions.

While ICE had him, though, G.M.'s lawyers challenged the agency's right to hold him for a prolonged time without a bond hearing.

That's what Hochul's pardon is really about.

President Donald Trump's Justice Department planned to make the Dominican's appeals a test case before the Supreme Court -- one likely to establish that G.M. and others like him are not entitled to a bond hearing.

Bond hearings are an easily exploited weakness in America's immigration security: They protract the legal process of deporting lawbreakers, while also giving them an opportunity to get out of detention temporarily -- and then permanently, by failing to show up when they're due for their next hearing.

G.M. came to this country legally in 2011, but he forfeited any right to remain here once he committed a felony.

Now Hochul has nullified his conviction to undercut ICE's grounds for removing him, and to collapse the appeals process that was leading to the Supreme Court -- and a probable defeat for those who want to make deportation as difficult as possible.

Below, video of the horrifying biting attack by the nurse/doctor/engineer. You can see the biting going on in background. And halfway through the mauling, samaritans come by to stop it, but her boyfriend, who is also a future tech mogul on the level of Tony Stark, block people from assisting the ravaged woman so that his feral monster of a girlfriend can finish eating her face.

You can't see much but it's still horrifying. You have my blessing if you want to skip it and take it as read into the record.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:25 PM




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1 uno

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (AKptf)

2 Best and brightest, yo. Best. And. Brightest.

All these future physicians are so vital to our national fabric.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (gLYp7)

3 Like New York, Virginia is also changing the rules to release murderers.

Spanberger replaced the entire State Parole Board with her own people, who immediately started paroling murderers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (gLYp7)

4 Carry.
Especially if you're a woman.
Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (xcxpd)

5 "read"; the description is bad enough

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (AKptf)

6 Clearly she was just following her cultural norms...

You know... Cannibalism...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (mP0Kj)

7 Canada is ready to join the EU, I see.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Cw4E2)

8 Carry.
Especially if you're a woman.
Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (xcxpd)

Pretty sure neither Nurse nor SMH are ever going to get their faces eaten off.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)

9 Walking Dead come to life so to speak

Posted by: Turambars phone at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (Q0yOR)

10 What the hell is going on in that video? What's fatty doing with his arms out like he's directing people away from the attack? It's like he's saying, "The situation's under control, nothing to see here."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

11 Didn't Haiti invent the "Zombi"?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (88C+u)

12 Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt8)

13
Those Haitian engineers. What scamps!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (eRlcH)

14 What the hell is going on in that video? What's fatty doing with his arms out like he's directing people away from the attack? It's like he's saying, "The situation's under control, nothing to see here."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

It's exactly that.

Attempt to interfere, and you'll be attacked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (gLYp7)

15 Old hotness: Haitians eating pets.
New hotness: Haitians chomping Canadians.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (fbleX)

16 And I'm done with many federal judges:

Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2
·
3h
In a stunning political move, the chief judge of the Minneapolis federal bench disclosed the behind the scenes collaboration between all judges to thwart legal proceedings related to immigration cases this year.

Patrick Schiltz, who admitted his longtime involvement in a pro-migrant nonprofit, reveals how judges remained on their cell phones nonstop to halt deportation proceedings. And rather than evaluate each case individually—as is required—the judges developed pro forma orders (as I predicted) to immediately stop cases in their tracks.

This is something:

Schiltz: “Some judges built templates of legal orders so they could respond quickly to some of the detention issues that were arising again and again.”


Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (kX27y)

17 Canada is ready to join the EU, I see.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Cw4E2)

invoke that Monroe Doctrine ASAP.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (uhVAy)

18 Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM


Leave them too it. Zombies need brainzzz. They'll starve up there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (P6lWH)

19
Tristin Hopper: In a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported


Remember the reason there is a threat of deportation is that when people wrote this law they assumed you would of course just deport violent criminals.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

20 Canadian refugees allowed conditionally; that they are never allowed citizenship and must leave whenever rational governance returns to Canada. And they must be of European descent, no fucking muslims or aliens from other countries.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (iLKq8)

21 Yum............ Yum........... Canadian Bacon !!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (qDw3H)

22 Don't worry, the victim will enjoy the benefits of Canada's free health care system.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)

23
Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt

___________

What's been in the news too much recently is this helicopter crash in Los Angeles. But anything that would get a passing mention if it happened anywhere else is OMG!!! when it's in LA or NYC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (eRlcH)

24 12 Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt

Haiti has no Home here?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)

25 Having Canada as our hat is no different than having any other EU country there. Shouldn't be a surprise that Carney thumbed his nose at Trump and is seeking membership in the EU.

They are all run by open borders globalists. Lots of people think the WEF and the UN and other globalist organizations were a real threat. I bet they do now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (viF8m)

26 Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM
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I did not have that on my dance card for 2026.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (amcLV)

27 "Bitten By Devils" a true story. Isn't it Tucker that says he was bitten by demons in the night? There are old stories of evil spirits biting people, but real people biting people seems worse. The boyfriend should have been charged as an accomplice ... or is he another illegal, so not guilty?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (vbXSk)

28 A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.
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[shrugs]

C'est le guerre.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (XeU6L)

29 Montreal is also where religious Jews are scared to go out in public thanks to the all the peaceful Muslims who have ben imported into the city.

Posted by: Mon Dieu at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (Bl+DZ)

30 The right: When you bring people in from a shithole country your country will start mirroring theirs

The left: That's racist. Obviously there are violent Haitians just because it has a violent corrupt society

The news: A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

31
Haiti has no Home here?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)

Well played, sir!

Posted by: moki at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (wLjpr)

32 Cyprus, Malta and...Canada. go for it.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (AKptf)

33 You can't see much but it's still horrifying. You have my blessing if you want to skip it and take it as read into the record.
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Thanks, ace.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 02:35 PM (DBEh4)

34
A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.

_________

Maybe the stranger was speaking in English. That's a capital offense in Quebec.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)

35 A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.

We cannot spare this woman; she bites!

Posted by: Canada at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (p5Pt8)

36 Trump: And let me tell you, you don't want your face eaten by a leopard. Its not fun. You won't like you it feels. You won't like to look in the mirror afterwards.

Canadians: F*ck you Trump. If we want to have our faces eaten by leopards you can't stop us you fascist! We have autonomy and just watch us go!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

37 Holy. Shit. Why can't we just shoot these mofos on the street and save time bringing them before a (spit!) 'understanding' magistrate? The sooner we sever all ties with the Canucks and declare them a hostile foreign power, the better …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ayRl+)

38 Only 1 haitian did this let’s paint the entire community this way, racist!!

Maybe a few are doing this but no big deal

Maybe a lot are doing this but what can you do? It’s their culture. We have to learn to live with it.

It’s awesome that Haitians do this and here is why opposing it is racist.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Bl+DZ)

39 Only 1 haitian did this let’s [not] paint the entire community this way, racist!!


Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Bl+DZ)

Now ask them to do gun owners after a shooting.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (gLYp7)

40 Maybe a lot are doing this but what can you do? It’s their culture. We have to learn to live with it.
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There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (amcLV)

41 Advise Canadians of a lead wall down the middle of the Great Lakes of America.
Line the lakes with full timers, give them free hookups and bonus money for confirmed kills.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (iLKq8)

42 Hasn't she suffered enough already? The stress from worrying about deportation, being separated from her family, and most importantly, the backlash against the migrant community.

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy Jurors at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (xDw5z)

43 Pretty sure neither Nurse nor SMH are ever going to get their faces eaten off.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)
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Heh.

Yeah, that ranks pretty low on my give-a-shit-o-meter.

Still have no desire to see a zombie movie come to life.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (DBEh4)

44 There is a rumor out on the internet that Xi suffered a stroke today.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (5U1m0)

45 Anglo-Canucks: Some canadian bacon and a coffee from Tim Horton's would hit the spot

Franco-Canucks: Wee, wee I could go for some Poutine and a nice wine!

Haitian-Canucks: Excuse me do you mind if I gnaw on your face for a bit I'm feeling a big peckish

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

46 Now Hochul has nullified his conviction to undercut ICE's grounds for removing him, and to collapse the appeals process that was leading to the Supreme Court -- and a probable defeat for those who want to make deportation as difficult as possible.

I don't think the one follows the other. ICE should just pick him and let his pro bono lawyers fight it, keeping the controversy alive.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (4NO2D)

47 At least the Haitians in Haiti know you are supposed to cook someone before eating them.

This raw and on the skull stuff is simply barbaric

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

48 Fortunately in Minnesota, our governor is too stupid to thwart ICE. Walz recently pardoned a guy who assalted a young girl to keep him from being deported. The guy was deported anyway.

Posted by: Dave at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sbsMc)

49 There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (amcLV)

Speaking of the devil, I wonder if he's invited that creep that got deported yesterday over to dinner? Metaphorically speaking, of course...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 02:40 PM (ZgwKJ)

50 This raw and on the skull stuff is simply barbaric
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)
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Head cheese while it's still on the head!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:40 PM (amcLV)

51 Sergeant Preston would be so ashamed of his county now …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:41 PM (ayRl+)

52 Any non-citizen that commits a felony in the country should be shot.

Let's make this easy.

And if non-citizens don't want to be shot they can either not come or not commit a felony with the US

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

53 Raw barbacoa

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (oHCVF)

54
"Night of the Eating Haitians"

CHUD (Cannibalistic Haitian Un-Deportables)



Call me Hollywood!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (eR5WW)

55 There's a possibility they could deport her...and they didn't just pardon her!?!?!? What kind of monsters are running Canada these days!!??!?

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (xDw5z)

56 There is a rumor out on the internet that Xi suffered a stroke today.....

Yeah, I read speculation that he was the victim of a directed energy weapon, as was another high ranking guy there.
Why he beat feet back to Chyna.
I read it on the internet, so you know...

Posted by: MkY at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (q6tQZ)

57 @ 53 Raw barbacoa — Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (oHCVF)
___________________________________

So: 'Rawbacoa' … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (ayRl+)

58 The last time there was a face eating, it was due to bath salts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (oHCVF)

59 The voodoo is strong in this one.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (4NO2D)

60
I'm less concerned about the Hungry Haitian than I am about Hochul's move. Is Bruce Blakeman a noisemaker? I wish someone would scream about that ambitious, person-hating bitch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (XJ22o)

61 Some people living in Canada are more equal than others

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (5rh/l)

62 You can see pictures of this fine cultural enhancement here at the Daily Mail:

https://tinyurl.com/yer97trx

Posted by: Provided as a public service at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)

63 Is Face Gnawing one of the events in the Haitian Long Pig Show and Rodeo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (wVcYX)

64 They're eating the Canucks.
They're eating the faces of the people that live there.



Posted by: Donald Trump at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (wGerL)

65 So: 'Rawbacoa' … ?
Posted by: Dr_No

Why....yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (oHCVF)

66 The Believers was a pretty horrifying movie

Posted by: Turambars phone at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (Q0yOR)

67 I'll take it as read into the record, ace. Why the heck do the horror writers have to be right?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (aJQbY)

68 @ 62 You can see pictures of this fine cultural enhancement here at the Daily Mail: https://tinyurl.com/yer97trx Posted by: Provided as a public service at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)
____________________

So we're all supposed to throw up and go blind, then … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (ayRl+)

69 Macdala Monfiston looks like Simon Phoenix

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

70 Huh. OT sort of. Insty has a bit on Merz in Germany calling Free Speech a 'libertarian American thing' that he does not share.

We have to quit playing with these people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

71 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (5U1m0)

72 There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Seriously. He cooks them first?

Posted by: J. Dahmer at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)

73 So they're not just eating the dogs and cats I see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (tof11)

74 Who names their kid Macdala?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)

75 I lived in Montreal for two years. I hate the people there. They have all of the attitude of Parisians, with none of the art, culture, food, or architecture. They are miserable people and their attitude wears you down until you start to legitimately hate all of them.

The weather is awful too. If there's snow on the ground, you don't want to be anywhere near Montreal.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)

76 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.


We have legislated Darwin out of existence.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)

77 In a somewhat related story:

- "The chief judge of the Minneapolis federal bench disclosed the behind the scenes collaboration between all judges to thwart legal proceedings related to immigration cases this year." via Julie Kelly on X

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (2Cry5)

78 Live and Let Die

Posted by: 007 at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (wVcYX)

79
He shouts, she bites, they wrangle through the night, yeah
She go crazy
Got to make a getaway, Papa say

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (5C90x)

80 > You can see pictures of this fine cultural enhancement here at the Daily Mail:

Gap tooth AND titty tats! What a looker!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (mkw2N)

81 It's going to come down to vigilantism. When judges side with criminals, the people will need to intervene. If they consistently side with criminals, the people will need to intervene against judges.

Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (dGEJD)

82
*walks into Haitian restaurant*

"Is the face fresh?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (eRlcH)

83 I lived in Montreal for two years. I hate the people there. They have all of the attitude of Parisians, with none of the art, culture, food, or architecture. They are miserable people and their attitude wears you down until you start to legitimately hate all of them.

The weather is awful too. If there's snow on the ground, you don't want to be anywhere near Montreal.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)

Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

84 In Haiti the woman was a good tester. She was just trying local French-Canadian cuisine

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (oUMhY)

85 If gun owners can be arrested and imprisoned for not keeping their guns locked up and away from miscreants, why aren't judges being locked up for not keeping dangerous miscreants away from innocents?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (0sNs1)

86 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
__________

Smartphones

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (XvL8K)

87 Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM


I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)

88 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

In the old days being a certain type of stupid would get you killed before your kids grew to adulthood.

Now we give those people government dollars taken from the nominal smart people.

And remember the iron law of supply and demand. You get more of what you pay for and less of what you penalize

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

89
Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

__________

If Quebec were to gain independence, every language law in the rest of Canada would be repealed 20 minutes later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (eRlcH)

90 If gun owners can be arrested and imprisoned for not keeping their guns locked up and away from miscreants, why aren't judges being locked up for not keeping dangerous miscreants away from innocents?

Honestly lack of will on the part of right leaning pols.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm)

91 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???
-------------
My plan is progressing nicely.

Posted by: Stan at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

92 this isn't a law, but stems from the R v. Pham 2013 supreme court case. That is when the SC set the precedent that judges must take the impact to immigration status into account.

can see two reasons covered in the article why her immigration status was considered:
1- She arrived in Canada at the age of two
2- She is a single mother of 4 Canadian citizens (3 in her custody).

Deporting people who arrived before they can form conscious memories or coherently communicate is morally dubious. Deporting someone who arrived as a baby is not the same as deporting someone who arrived voluntarily as an adult.

is kinda her own fault for not getting Canadian citizenship, she chose to remain Haitian

You know we're done for when majority of people aren't even outraged by this privileged treatment of "immigrants"

Canada is the dream country of Reddit Mods. Canada would be like if California was a sovereign country and on steroids. (And 3x as gay -Intrepid)

Well this article really isnt helping Haitian stereotypes lol 

Stereotypes are earned, not given.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (xDw5z)

93 >>>"Is the face fresh?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Cheek meat and salivary glands are good with eggs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (5C90x)

94 Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM

I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)

That would apply anywhere not just Canada.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)

95 74 Who names their kid Macdala?

prolly has a brother named macncheez

Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (v3pYe)

96 Prime Minister Narendra Modi stopped his speech midway to ask Chinese President Xi Jinping if “it is okay?". ...after noticing that Xi looked uncomfortable

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (iLKq8)

97 No other people in the Caribbean like the haitians. They are a dirty, stupid stiff necked people who are not good for anything. Like canadians themselves.

Posted by: Bon Chance at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (P4iUb)

98 Don't you understand: Face-Eating is an advanced level of plastic surgery, developed in Haiti. This woman is not just a doctor, but a licensed surgeon, with a medical degree from the Port-au-Prince Institute of Voodoo and Cannibalism.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (Av6i5)

99 This is why you carry a gun. The appeals process ends right there.

When people lose confidence in the courts and justice system, people take the law and their families protection into their own hands.

But we should totally elect more Democrats because the price of gas is too high.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (6eubQ)

100 *spritely music*
*sings*

Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!

From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)

101 >>Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.

Quebec City could be a great place. Physically, it's beautiful.

Unfortunately, filled with French Canadians. They also invade our beaches every summer, old guys in tiny banana hammocks. Just gross.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (viF8m)

102 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???
-------------
My plan is progressing nicely.
Posted by: Stan at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

Intelligence and morals atrophy when not required or used.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)

103 Out: That's a beautiful French-Canadian girl, I could figuratively just eat her up

In: F*ck you cracker I will literally eat you up

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

104 Canada is the dream country of Reddit Mods. Canada would be like if California was a sovereign country and on steroids. (And 3x as gay -Intrepid)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM


Challenge ... accepted!

Posted by: Scott Weiner (D-CA) & The Folsom Street Faire at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (0sNs1)

105 Where the fuck is that- Zombie Land Canada?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (6eubQ)

106 86 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
__________

Smartphones


as the phones get smarter, the species gets dumber. almost like there's some conservation of smartness principle at work.

Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (v3pYe)

107 Well this article really isnt helping Haitian stereotypes lol

Stereotypes are earned, not given.


It looks like some Reddit commentors are going to find their Discus commenting credentials are suddenly up for review.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (guGkK)

108 Haitians are scum. They shouldn't even be allowed
to exist in Haiti.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (ca8Qt)

109 >appeals court judges Suzanne, Christine, and Genevieve
==

I think I see the problem here

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (0bjKf)

110 This is why you carry a gun. The appeals process ends right there.

Honestly if a heritage Canuck shot a face eating Haitian the Canuck would get whatever the maximum penalty in law Canuckistan has for violent crimes.

Though it would be funny seeing the normal "why didn't she just shoot the knife out of the aggressor's hand" people's take on how you deal with someone trying to bite your face

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

111 Unfortunately, filled with French Canadians. They also invade our beaches every summer, old guys in tiny banana hammocks. Just gross.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM


At least they're not wearing Crocs with the little dangly attachments at the rear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (0sNs1)

112 Time to ban teeth as a lethal weapon. All Canadians please line up at the government endodontic centers to have all teeth removed.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 02:58 PM (Av6i5)

113 > I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.

Which literally just means French voice. The funny thing is, Quebecois is a nasty bastardization of the French language, so they're not really Francophones. I knew people from France in Montreal who refused to speak French with the locals because the locals would stare at them with derision and confusion and say, "I don't speak English."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:58 PM (mkw2N)

114 Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got face in my tummy
And I feel like a-eatin' you

Posted by: Haitian Express at September 17, 2026 02:58 PM (wVcYX)

115 There were extenuating circumstances that got the Haitian woman off -
1: the perp was from Haiti
2. the victim identified as a furry

Case dismissed.

Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (qwype)

116 "However, the Good Samaritans were held back by Monfiston's then-partner, Majd Mounsef, as she could be seen repeatedly kicking and punching the woman's body before straddling her and biting her face.
.
.
.
Mounsef had also been charged in connection with the attack, but he died earlier that year, before sentencing."

Posted by: The REST of the story at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)

117 It looks like some Reddit commentors are going to find their Discus commenting credentials are suddenly up for review.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM


Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (0sNs1)

118 >>At least they're not wearing Crocs with the little dangly attachments at the rear.

You can see their little dangly things outlined in their speedos.

Trunk nutz.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (viF8m)

119
If your face is being eaten by a Haitian, do not take the law into your own hands. Call 911 and wait for police to respond to the situation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 03:00 PM (eRlcH)

120 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)

121 > Quebec City could be a great place. Physically, it's beautiful.

Quebec City's only beautiful a few weeks of the year. It's a hellscape in winter and too muggy and hot for much of the summer.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (mkw2N)

122 Brave AI sez:

"Yes, average IQ scores are dropping in many developed countries, including the United States and several European nations, marking a reversal of the 20th-century trend known as the Flynn Effect. This phenomenon, often termed the Reverse Flynn Effect, involves a decline in scores across multiple cognitive domains such as verbal reasoning, matrix reasoning, and computational abilities."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (XvL8K)

123 "Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?"


What is it exactly you'd say you DO here?

Posted by: ace and the two Bobs at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (2Ez/1)

124 Let he among us who has not traveled to a foreign land and chewed the face of a passer-by, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (guGkK)

125 >>>Mounsef had also been charged in connection with the attack, but he died earlier that year, before sentencing
~~~~~

Maybe it was something he ate. Lord knows what his girlfriend was serving him.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (3ImbR)

126 "But officer, I'm just rehearsing for my role as a race-and-gender-swapped Hannibal Lecter, in the upcoming Silence of the Lambs iV: The De-Facening..

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (Av6i5)

127 It really saddens me no one in the media anywhere in the world will approach anyone practicing such bullshit and ask them one simple question:

How is what you're doing helping this country and it's citizens?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

128 Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Shit...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (xDw5z)

129 What is it exactly you'd say you DO here?
Posted by: ace and the two Bobs at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM


I try to bring accuracy and precision, two characteristics that are, sadly, often and woefully lacking.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)

130 Hey y’all will be surprised the so called Republican who was pushing an amnesty bill, Maria Salazar, has broken with Trump on immigration. She says that Hispanic voters, I guess every single one of them, are mad that Trump is enforcing immigration law and deporting people here illegally.

Even though that’s what he’s. Even saying he would do for years. lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (7S15B)

131 Mounsef had also been charged in connection with the attack, but he died earlier that year, before sentencing
~~~~~

Maybe it was something he ate. Lord knows what his girlfriend was serving him.
Posted by: IrishEi?!
-------
Haitian Vodou

Posted by: Papa Doc Duvalier at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (XeU6L)

132 Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Shit...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (xDw5z)

No loose shit. Stock up on snacks as bribes. Carbs especially.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

133 Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Shit...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (xDw5z)


Barrel the witch!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

134 And just remember: don't look ace in the eyes- he hates that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

135 100 *spritely music*
*sings*

Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!

From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)

/Golf Clap

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)

136 When we joined the Haitians Eating Our Face party we didn't actually think , like , you know , that Haitians would actually beat our face. There should have been a warning label

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (oUMhY)

137 Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman
--------

Guess she was post-partum

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (kM43H)

138 "However, the Good Samaritans were held back by Monfiston's then-partner, Majd Mounsef, as she could be seen repeatedly kicking and punching the woman's body before straddling her and biting her face.
.



I guarantee anyone interfering with her mission would be in prison longer than she was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (ccf/V)

139 What is it exactly you'd say you DO here?
Posted by: ace and the two Bobs at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM


I bring a professional artist's perspective to the Art Thread.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (rXvep)

140 They're eating the faces
They're eating the arms
They're eating the bodies of the people who live there


whoa whoa whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (viF8m)

141 I’ll just be darned if I allow anybody to be mauled by a wild savage.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (LHPAg)

142 Hell, it is ironic, but when it was just Mexican illegals, things seemed better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

143
If your face is being eaten by a Haitian, do not take the law into your own hands. Call 911 and wait for police to respond to the situation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

-------------------------

If you are alone with a face-eating Haitian, do not escalate the situation by calling 911. Try to reason with the Haitian. You might offer a less-conspicuous body part as a compromise.

Posted by: ChatGPT at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (XJ22o)

144 130 Hey y’all will be surprised the so called Republican who was pushing an amnesty bill, Maria Salazar, has broken with Trump on immigration. She says that Hispanic voters, I guess every single one of them, are mad that Trump is enforcing immigration law and deporting people here illegally.

Even though that’s what he’s. Even saying he would do for years. lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (7S15B)

Yes, because clearly kicking Haitians out of the US will anger the Mexicans... oh.... wait...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (mP0Kj)

145 132 No loose shit. Stock up on snacks as bribes. Carbs especially.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September

I know everyone’s favorites and can be bought.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

146 I would have ass-fucked that toothy bitch. But just to show her who's boss.

Posted by: Graham Platner, Last Seen Spending More Time With His Bivalves at September 17, 2026 03:06 PM (guGkK)

147
Hey y’all will be surprised the so called Republican who was pushing an amnesty bill, Maria Salazar, has broken with Trump on immigration.

Posted by: Vengeance

=================

That perrita couldn't put a sentence together. I want to see her defend Hochul.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 03:07 PM (XJ22o)

148 146: lol

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 03:07 PM (oHCVF)

149 It's going to get bad in Canada. You may have noted that the other day Canada became an "Associative Member of the European Union" (which is a totally made up status).

I will bet my house (and my dog) that the EU is going to use Canada as a "dumping ground" for their excess immigration. That way, the EU bureacrats can say "Hey look, we heard you...immigration is down." All the while they will be shipping off the excess to the Snow Mexicans.

We need a wall up north pronto.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 03:07 PM (dIske)

150 From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake

Wow.

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM (36bTp)

151 Salazar told the WSJ Hispanics feel “betrayed” by Trump.

Honestly, what kind of ass eating shit is that?

Betrayed means something was promised and wasn’t given.

What exactly did Trump promise Hispanics on immigration that he didn’t deliver?

Salazar is an idiot. And a liar.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM (p5Pt8)

152 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???
--------

Because there is a concerted effort to mobilize people and keep them retarded.

No child left behind meant every child left behind. Most people on ew. This is the fruit.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM (kM43H)

153 *spritely music*
*sings*

Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!

From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)
___

lmao

I lost it at "with a splash of soy sauce".

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (DBEh4)

154 Canadians should worry when Americans start paying attention to Canada.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (rJ48h)

155
Salazar is an idiot. And a liar.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM



When's the last meeting she had with anyone from the CIA. It seems the government officials seem to change their tune dramatically after they meet with the CIA.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (ccf/V)

156 The boyfriend bears equal guilt. Both should be tossed into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Roop Raj at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (RIvkX)

157 Hochul is an idiot. In fact she gets my vote for the dumbest governor in the nation. The lady is just stoopid. But she’s totally a Catholic. lol. Yeah ok governor abortion, tranny, homosexual muslim cultist.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (p5Pt8)

158 Let's see if this has any effect on the Alberta independence vote coming up soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (ccf/V)

159 Sheesh!
And here I am peeking in at lunch time.
Think I'll skip it today.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)

160 /wog sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (RIvkX)

161 No loose shit. Stock up on snacks as bribes. Carbs especially.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September

I know everyone’s favorites and can be bought.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

***

I'll pass on the ladyfingers.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:11 PM (2WIwB)

162 154 Canadians should worry when Americans start paying attention to Canada.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (rJ48h)

I prefer the term Snow Mexicans myself.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 03:11 PM (tof11)

163 >>When's the last meeting she had with anyone from the CIA. It seems the government officials seem to change their tune dramatically after they meet with the CIA.

She's always been pro-illegal as long as they her fellow LatinX.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)

164 >>>with a medical degree from the Port-au-Prince Institute of Voodoo and Cannibalism.

Posted by: zombie

>I could see Fauci granting total approval of this endeavor but they'd have to kidnap children from Massachusetts.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (5C90x)

165 Second look at Star Chamber justice?

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (V362x)

166

Trust your dogs. They know what is going on.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (/QHx4)

167 Mounsef had also been charged in connection with the attack, but he died earlier that year, before sentencing."
Posted by: The REST of the story at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM



Bad dates.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (4NO2D)

168 And what the hell is all over Hochul’s face- spackle? And she wears lipstick that looks like she stole it from my 95 year old grandmother circa 1940. That’s before we get to things like- lady, they make really good support bras now, try one, because nobody want to see those things flapping in the breeze.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (rJhDk)

169 They're eating the faces of the people who live here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)

170 some of those chap sticks smell like they would taste good.
or krocodile. yeah, krocodile.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (Bep7s)

171

No charges for the boyfriend, huh.


Those have to be the weakest and most useless good samaritans I have ever seen.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (GkBlw)

172 You'd think Canada would have enough Canadians that would eat your face if given a chance but it seems they need to import people to do the work Canadians just aren't willing to do themselves.

Good to know.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 03:14 PM (tof11)

173 If you remember last June we saw the dashing and derring-do of the Montreal Urban Community police demonstrated with only a few deaths.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:14 PM (RIvkX)

174 Face eating is part of their culture.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 03:14 PM (bX16E)

175 They're eating the faces of the people who live here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
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Catchy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:15 PM (RIvkX)

176 At least I can say I've been to Canada already as I have no desire to ever go back.

It was odd, tho. It was a few days before I met an actual Canadian.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:15 PM (ccf/V)

177 Breaking News: Modern Masculinity exemplar David Hogg, and his "Leaders We Deserve" organization have announced they're endorsing Abdul El-Sayed for U.S. Senate in Michigan.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 17, 2026 03:17 PM (0sNs1)

178 No charges for the boyfriend, huh.


Those have to be the weakest and most useless good samaritans I have ever seen.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (GkBlw)

it was said up the comments that he died somehow after the incident.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)

179 Mike Lawler tried to stop the court from ending TPS for Haitians. His reasoning was they all
Work in the healthcare industry and the elderly.

Ruh roh. Somebody check on grandma. Does she still have a face?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:17 PM (rJhDk)

180 You're not you when you're hungry.

Posted by: Snickers at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (kM43H)

181 "The prison sentence has a much greater impact on the defendant than on other offenders who might have committed similar acts," reads the French-language decision, rendered on Sept. 14 by appeals court judges Suzanne Gagné, Christine Baudouin and Genevieve Marcotte.

How dare you question the determinations of these superior beings?

Posted by: Canada c'est fuqued at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (TbWk/)

182 There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Seriously. He cooks them first?
Posted by: J. Dahmer at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)

Actually... yes, hence the nom-de-guerre "Babekyou." Jimmy Cherizier's G9 street soldiers in Port-au-Prince have been filmed roasting the limbs of their enemies over flaming barrels and chowing down.

They're not savages, after all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (BI5O2)

183 Once a POS from a Shithole country, always a POS.

Posted by: Clarice at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (hyQrc)

184 I'm disgusted but not actually angry for much the same reason as I'm not angry at Mamdani f*cking up NYC or Newsom f*cking up California. They're just getting what they asked for, nay, demanded.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (vTZFs)

185 I was watching a video by a guy who argued that he shouldn't have to live as frugally as he does based on his income which for he and his wife was $192k/year.

That puts him in just below the top 10% in income so he's "rich".

The three things that stood out in his monthly expenses is a $3k mortgage, $2200 in daycare, and $4500 in taxes

Isn't the answer obvious? He's not as rich as he thinks he should be because the government is taking a quarter of his income in taxes. And note that's just the direct taxes.

But people keep overlooking this. I mean the guy has obviously a nice house...and he's still paying WAY more in incomes taxes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

186
QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 17, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

187 "Leaders We Deserve"
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The Left think they're so funny.

Anyone who knows the Left knows exactly why they chose that name.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:19 PM (kM43H)

188 >>The three things that stood out in his monthly expenses is a $3k mortgage, $2200 in daycare, and $4500 in taxes

$4500 a month on taxes? Where does he live?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 03:20 PM (viF8m)

189 He face looked like a Snickers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (5C90x)

190 144 130 Hey y’all will be surprised the so called Republican who was pushing an amnesty bill, Maria Salazar, has broken with Trump on immigration. She says that Hispanic voters, I guess every single one of them, are mad that Trump is enforcing immigration law and deporting people here illegally.
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Someone is greasing her...her...palm, yeah, her palm, that's right.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (iLKq8)

191 I've been to Toronto 3 times. Last time was over 30yrs ago. It was a shithole. I'm sure it's 3x the shithole now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (oHCVF)

192 Halloween approaches. I'm thinking of a centerpiece for Haitian dip...

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (32WCF)

193 It really saddens me no one in the media anywhere in the world will approach anyone practicing such bullshit and ask them one simple question:

How is what you're doing helping this country and it's citizens?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)
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Because they would make us racist white nationalist xenophobes.
-state media

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:22 PM (RIvkX)

194 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???"

Stupid people now live...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 03:22 PM (pfXMo)

195
$4500 a month on taxes? Where does he live?


Income taxes, not real estate taxes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

196 King Chuck the Turd meets with AI honchos.

Talk about a confederacy of dunces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 03:23 PM (p4w7z)

197 PS, though Haiti is now an officially failed state without even a nominal government, Jimmy "Babekyou" Cherizier is the closest thing they have to a King, since his G9 gang coalition controls Port-au-Prince and its port and fuel terminal, and runs the drug trade. If Canada deported her, she'd probably be his new Queen. She has the Right Stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:23 PM (BI5O2)

198 I'm disgusted but not actually angry for much the same reason as I'm not angry at Mamdani f*cking up NYC or Newsom f*cking up California. They're just getting what they asked for, nay, demanded.
Posted by: Oddbob
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The problem: It metastasizes

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 03:23 PM (XeU6L)

199 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Darwin didn't say anything about smartest, just fittest. And if one segment of the population has decided that trying to protect itself is gauche, then the other segment is more fitter.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (vTZFs)

200 Unreal. Send them all back to Voodoo Island.

What has surprised me about Haitians and Somolians is them not minding snow and cold weather.

I'm not sure if I'd have presense of mind to claw the eyes out of someone in an attack like this. However, I hope I do. Risking HIV and kuru.

She should be put down like a rabid racoon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (hzuYO)

201 64
They're eating the Canucks.
They're eating the faces of the people that live there.

Posted by: Donald Trump
......

lol

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (UjdFS)

202 Oh Canada,

Has Karla Hmolka murdered any more people?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (p4w7z)

203 ...French language decision.
====

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (RIvkX)

204 The Haitians Eating People's Faces Party.

Posted by: Rod at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (zhWvq)

205 "more fitter?" Sheesh. That's what you get for editing on the fly.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (vTZFs)

206 PS, though Haiti is now an officially failed state...
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Hold it...I thought that the Clinton Foundation fixed Haiti?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

207 But people keep overlooking this. I mean the guy has obviously a nice house...and he's still paying WAY more in incomes taxes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

$2200 a month in daycare? That's $26,400 a year. That's madness.

Posted by: What the actual hell? at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

208 From a biological perspective all that really matter is how many children that you have that survive to adulthood and that themselves seek to reproduce.

If you are gay, or just don't want to have kids, or go tranny, or anything like that biology says you have lost at life.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

209 As opposed to the Haitian Eating Feces Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (p4w7z)

210
But people keep overlooking this. I mean the guy has obviously a nice house...and he's still paying WAY more in incomes taxes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM

My fantasy policy is to get rid of withholding, make people pay their payroll taxes directly themselves.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (tof11)

211 Went to Canada (Ontario, just across from Detroit) in the mid nineties to a casino, hit a big jackpot w only about $40 spent. A slight letdown after the exchange rate kicked in but I got my little chunk of their economy. Good riddance as well

Posted by: Moops at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM (hyQrc)

212 Nood! Blue states aren’t as great as they think they are: Education Edition

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

213 If you are gay, or just don't want to have kids, or go tranny, or anything like that biology says you have lost at life.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:26 PM


Now you tell me.

* folds up board, puts in box *

Posted by: Player in The Game of Life at September 17, 2026 03:27 PM (0sNs1)

214
The Michigan SC removed 20,000 names from the state sex offender registry yesterday, or about half the number on it, in a response to a ACLU lawsuit.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (Y8DZL)

215 $2200 a month in daycare? That's $26,400 a year. That's madness.

His wife works, and based on the way he phrased it I assume she makes a non-trivial portion of the $192k/year they make together.

But I do see people where one parent is making much less then that and paying these kind of numbers for daycare.

I think this gets to the idea some are floating to give a stipend to a stay at home parent.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

216 So, zombie cannibalism is a trending thing, again. Also, Canada bends the knee to the Brits and you see what their status is now. I suspect the best thing to do is build a northern wall, with electric fences, dogs ... etc.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (Q/FnY)

217 I am alone with a Haitian.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (UjdFS)

218
Legally, CCW would be a problem in Canuckistan. So I guess women in Montreal will have to start smearing poutine all over their faces when they go out in public. At least until the Canuckians make that form of defense illegal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 03:29 PM (y9nCu)

219
The Michigan SC removed 20,000 names from the state sex offender registry yesterday, or about half the number on it, in a response to a ACLU lawsuit.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 03:28 PM (Y8DZL)



They probably kept the guys on the registry who were busted for peeing against a tree in public, while taking the actual kiddie diddlers off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 03:32 PM (y9nCu)

220 They’re eating the faces.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2026 03:36 PM (m/MJs)

221 I'm Canadian. I've been trying to get into the US for years, I do remote consulting work for US companies, any restrictions on Canadian travel to the US would hurt my chances.

But I have to say this: build the wall. Canada is lost. You cannot afford to have a failed state like this on an undefended border. Canada gives out citizenship like it's air, half the third world detritus that's immigrated here in the last fifteen years has Canadian citizenship now. Cut us off, and make it hurt, and once the collapse is over see whether whomever is left has the common sense to make a functional state again.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 17, 2026 04:22 PM (LgYtf)

222 >But I do see people where one parent is making much less then that and paying these kind of numbers for daycare.


I know a number of middle-class couples where if you add in the associated costs of the wife's job (commute, office attire, lunches, etc.) they're spending more than if she stayed home with the kids and didn't have a job. When I point this out they just stare blankly. It's not that they have an argument for it (like "yes, but it's worth it to me to work my horrible entry-level office job" or something) they've literally just never done the math.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 17, 2026 04:30 PM (LgYtf)

223 "We must insulate ourselves from this demonic nation."

Just a note, Ace - she came to Canada from the U.S. It's just that we were (and continue to be) stupid enough to take these people in.

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 17, 2026 04:31 PM (H4qGm)

224 QC election on Oct 5 just might bring in a separatist government.

AB just might instruct their federalist Premier to go ahead with an independence referendum on Oct 19.

October will be very interesting for Canada.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2026 04:59 PM (WB/3O)

225 149 It's going to get bad in Canada. You may have noted that the other day Canada became an "Associative Member of the European Union" (which is a totally made up status).

I will bet my house (and my dog) that the EU is going to use Canada as a "dumping ground" for their excess immigration. That way, the EU bureacrats can say "Hey look, we heard you...immigration is down." All the while they will be shipping off the excess to the Snow Mexicans.

We need a wall up north pronto.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 03:07

I’m more worried Canada may try joining Schengen. In which case I hope the government reviews Canada’s privileges IRT travel to the United States.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2026 05:03 PM (WB/3O)

226 I guess the Haitians have moved up the food chain from eating the cats and eating the dogs to eating human faces.

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2026 08:26 PM (nl5HS)

227 Female judges. End of story.

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at September 17, 2026 09:32 PM (5eFk1)

Mike Rogers to Rigged Debate "Moderator:" Drop Dead

Republican candidate for Senator from Michigan Mike Rogers has done the unthinkable and refused a debate with radical Islamic dogslayer Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed because the "moderator" is not moderate all. She's a leftist hack with a history of open partisanship on El-Sayed's behalf.

The Republican announced he will not participate in Tuesday night's FOX 2 Detroit debate, with his campaign pointing the finger squarely at moderator Roop Raj and what it describes as Raj's demonstrated history of "bias and favoritism" toward El-Sayed.

"Michiganders deserve to see their candidates engage in a healthy, fair debate -- not one compromised by media bias," said Alyssa Brouillet, communications director in a statement. "Roop Raj has made his position clear, from praising Abdul as 'brilliant,' to being celebrated by Hasan Piker as 'my GOAT,' and bragging about his political stunts. Mike looks forward to making his case to working families and to making Abdul answer to voters for the conman he is."

Relatedly: MSNOW's hard-left political operatives -- Symone Sanders was a campaign spokeswoman for Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris, so you know she's a Real Journalist (TM) -- get on Hasan Piker not about his pro-terrorism, pro-murder stances, but for not following the Democrat election-deception campaign of "moderating" his speech for 50 days to Con the Rubes.


Western Lensman
@WesternLensman


MSNOW had Hasan Piker on their podcast with Symone Sander and Eugene Daniels.

Fascinating exchange here.

The legacy media hosts simply can't wrap their heads around why Piker won't shut up and/or moderate for election season.

Daniels: "You've said you want to be helpful. So why do things that you know are going to be harmful?

Piker: "Because if it's not me, it's something else regardless."

Daniels: "You don't know that."

They're talking about comments Piker made over the 9/11 anniversary. (While he still has the photo of the flaming towers on his wall here).

Look at the hosts' expressions and reactions during the clip.

They know he's an election liability so they are absolutely perplexed as to why Piker is going to do Piker things.

The Democrat playbook demands you moderate for an election then go back to being a leftist extremist.

Sanders is former campaign operative, so she especially is confounded here as someone who knows how to execute that playbook.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 Excellent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

3 Mike Rogers to Rigged Debate "Moderator:" Drop Dead
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I'd vote for that!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (RIvkX)

4 Ugh, willowed

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:21 PM (4KUe5)

5 More conservative candidates need to pull Mike Rogers' move

Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (+sn2B)

6 Roop Raj. Is she one of the Back Bay Raj's?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (guGkK)

7 "Roop Raj" Backwards, that's Poor Jar. Just sayin.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

8 This is how it's done. Fuck those people.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (gLYp7)

9 Look at the hosts' expressions and reactions during the clip.

They know he's an election liability so they are absolutely perplexed as to why Piker is going to do Piker things.

The Democrat playbook demands you moderate for an election then go back to being a leftist extremist.
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HE'S A STREAMER FROM CALIFORNIA!

'Nuff said.

Amirite?

Fetch!

/tight black t shirt

Posted by: Achmed Mohammad ElWhatever at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (RIvkX)

10 PRO TIP: Don't play Roop-a-Doop, Mike!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (guGkK)

11 The legacy media hosts simply can't wrap their heads around why Piker won't shut up and/or moderate for election season.

Piker responded, "I wish you were wearing my dog's collar right now. Ulululululu!"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

12 I suppose I should watch, but I don't want see anything that awful anti Semite, Muslim
and anti America Piker has to say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (JrHfD)

13 Wait - this thread was posted only two minutes ago and I am not even in the top ten?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (GMWTj)

14 Roop Raj?

Character from The Fifth Element?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (p4w7z)

15 Can...can it be??? Can the GOP FINALLY have learned? I may need to sit down.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

16 Just recently, Piker said that America is 'pound for pound' a greater sponsor of terrorism than al Qaeda.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (gLYp7)

17 Roop Raj.

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (DBEh4)

18 I wish Republicans would make this play more often. I've seen so many campaigns tanked because some Republican is desperate to participate in a debate or interview that no one will watch (until they made some horrible gaffe because that was the plan all along)

Trump especially seems to just like walking into these things. Like how many times is he going to storm out of an interview?

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (+8UYc)

19 A crazed bald black woman, a commie jihadist and a raging homosexual walk into a bar....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (oUMhY)

20 Can’t figure out why Hasan Piker won’t shut up?

Dude’s been saying this stuff openly for his entire career and it’s never been a scandal. Guessing it’s so obvious to him he doesn’t think he should moderate his cry - this is who he is and has always been.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (4KUe5)

21 Roop Raj, was he the guy that was deported because of Jerry Seinfeld's negligence?

Posted by: Very Bad Man at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (Fn+3X)

22 Trump especially seems to just like walking into these things. Like how many times is he going to storm out of an interview?

As many as it takes?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

23 No one knew this little p.o.s. even was 2 months ago. Keep talking bro. Educate us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (RIvkX)

24 The candidate that pushes for a debate is behind in internal polling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (iLKq8)

25 Indian women have to keep careful watch over their chai, lest Raj slip some roopies in there.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

26 There is no way we'll ever get a fair shake from the press, which despite its protestations of neutrality, is utterly and completely on Team Left. Therefore, we need to allow each candidate to pick the moderator who will question his opponent. Not only would that level the playing field, it would make for fantastic entertainment.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

27 Don't even try to curry favor with Roop, Mike.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (guGkK)

28 The candidate that pushes for a debate is behind in internal polling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (iLKq

Sometimes I just want to push my poll internally...
- Talarico

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (gLYp7)

29 Yeah, what’s a Roop Raj?

Star Wars name.

No thanks.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)

30 15 Can...can it be??? Can the GOP FINALLY have learned? I may need to sit down.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

=====

Uncouth, blowhard Donald Trump had to make enemies in the party by firing a bunch of high level RNC operatives.

It was too high of a risk. Too many people pissed off. He shouldn't have done it and just tried to win and completely change strategies without ruffling any feathers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (RtL9D)

31 Therefore, we need to allow each candidate to pick the moderator who will question his opponent. Not only would that level the playing field, it would make for fantastic entertainment.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

Seconded.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (gLYp7)

32 pointing the finger squarely at moderator Roop Raj and what it describes as Raj's demonstrated history of "bias and favoritism" toward El-Sayed.

Why would a Senate candidate be campaigning overseas?

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (rTiUi)

33 20 Can’t figure out why Hasan Piker won’t shut up?

Dude’s been saying this stuff openly for his entire career and it’s never been a scandal. Guessing it’s so obvious to him he doesn’t think he should moderate his cry - this is who he is and has always been.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (4KUe5)

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It'd be like campaigning with Howard Stern in the 80s.

He's just a shock jock and says things controversial to get attention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (RtL9D)

34 Why would a Senate candidate be campaigning overseas?

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (rTiUi)

Because that's where the oversight-free money comes from?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (gLYp7)

35 I would say you only refuse a debate if you believe you're sufficiently ahead, because you can only lose.

Remember when after the debate with Kellatio, Trump said he was done debating? He knew he was doing well everywhere and could afford to tell her to fuck off.

But then, I think Sayed is a plant, and very convenient with his chiseled all american terrorist out of nowhere bona fides.

So this is definitely the race to watch. My prediction: fucker. Lots and lots of fuckery. Which I know isn't much of a prediction but he's quite clearly the lynchpin of the DNC-DSA op. So we will see.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (kM43H)

36 Roop Raj

Sounds like a really bad tasting Pakistani soup.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (2Cry5)

37 It is funny to see two freaks counsel the third freak to slow his roll, people might notice their freakiness and spook the voters!


Yeah, way ahead of you.
We see you — all of you.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (4KUe5)

38 >They know he's an election liability so they are absolutely perplexed as to why Piker is going to do Piker things.
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Piker knows Mohammed's going to lose so he's going to keep his clicks. (integrity man)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (iLKq8)

39 I'm so sick of these Subcontinentals. Wish they'd go back to curryland.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

40 Roop Raj

Sounds like a really bad tasting Pakistani soup.


Or something that dog on Scoobie Doo would say.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (Riz8t)

41 Sari, nope, never heard of Roop Raj.

Posted by: Man From Calcutta at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (Fn+3X)

42 Maybe Democrats saw that Trump got away with saying all kinds of crazy shit and still got elected 3 times - and are seeing how far they can push it.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (kM43H)

43 "Piker responded, "I wish you were wearing my dog's collar right now."

Uh, muslims aren't allowed to have dogs as pets. That's actually a good reason to require immigrants to get a dog as soon as they get here.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (GMWTj)

44 If El-Sayed loses a winnable senate race, does it strengthen Schumer's argument that he needs to keep his senate seat against a far-left, brown-faced primary opponent?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (RtL9D)

45 Roop, roop, roop roop of earl

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (oUMhY)

46 sid's ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (1gAlb)

47 Or something that dog on Scoobie Doo would say.

Huh. I am no reliably informed that the dog on Scooby Doo was named Scooby Doo. IOW, the show was eponymous.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

48 In other news, the 3,500 Islamic 'migrants' being forcibly installed in Piddington, England (population 350) may not go there after all.

The Government found newts that need protecting.

The UK cares more about NEWTS than about British women and girls.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (gLYp7)

49 In what context is it okay to make jokes about 3000 dead Americans?

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (2Xqig)

50 Posted by: Paul at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (1gAlb)

Yeah. They raised dogs the way we raise chickens - and for the same reason.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (gLYp7)

51 Nah, I don’t think it’s like Howard Stern, not exactly.

Stern knew what he was doing and reveled in it.
Piker is a true believer who did his Commie training in Cuba earlier this year. This is no shtick, this is unvarnished Piker. He thinks his opinions are so self-evident he doesn’t have to moderate.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (4KUe5)

52 48 In other news, the 3,500 Islamic 'migrants' being forcibly installed in Piddington, England (population 350) may not go there after all.

The Government found newts that need protecting.


They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

53 In what context is it okay to make jokes about 3000 dead Americans?

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (2Xqig)

None. In none context.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (gLYp7)

54
The UK cares more about NEWTS than about British women and girls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

That's so Eft up!

Posted by: Newt Kiley at September 17, 2026 01:33 PM (Fn+3X)

55 52
They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

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Double, double toil and trouble.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:33 PM (RtL9D)

56 Romney would, I think, have gotten a lot more votes if he'd stood up to Candy Crowley, called her a "fat ugly hog" to her face, and stormed out.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 01:33 PM (88C+u)

57 They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!

The ghosts of John Bull and Wat Tyler are astir!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)

58 Walking into a debate when you know the deck is stacked against you is not a good idea. Trump can do it because in spite of it he will tell it like it is. He would blast the moderator as well as his opponent. But their are few Trumps in the world.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (xJpuh)

59 Muzzies won't rape newts. Learn something new every day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (oUMhY)

60 Rougarou

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (viF8m)

61 The Government found newts that need protecting.

The UK cares more about NEWTS than about British women and girls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (gLYp7)

NEWTS are very important. They decide what career field a witch or wizard will spend their lives in.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

62 Does India have journalists with names like Bob Smith?

Roop Raj? Really?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (tof11)

63 NEWTS are very important. They decide what career field a witch or wizard will spend their lives in.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

I got better!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (gLYp7)

64 Newts are SO worth protecting!

Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)

65 Just another example of younger Leftists (Piker) not being able to play the "game of politics." They are going to put it right out in front of you because their narcicistic twisted little minds tell them they are always, ALWAYS correct. And, they are doing you a favor by enlightening you.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (dIske)

66 . They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!
Posted by: Archimedes
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Keep Calm and Ring Carson for Tea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (XeU6L)

67 57 They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!

The ghosts of John Bull and Wat Tyler are astir!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)

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Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.

I learned that the Peasant's Revolt has been a mainstay of socialist literature for over a century, twisting the actual story of the everyman up against a feudal structure and turning it into something about capitalism.

Tracking on the film was so bad, that the distributor tried to sell it as a Robin Hood movie.

It didn't work. $3 million opening weekend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (RtL9D)

68 I'm trying to write a funny poem about Roop but I can't think of a rhyme.
Off topic, I hear a bunch of "BRICS" honcos met in India recently and most got sick.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (88C+u)

69 Daniels: "You've said you want to be helpful. So why do things that you know are going to be harmful?


In other words, wear a US Patriot and Jooo-tolerant skin suit for the next 50 days!

The DNC Top Commanders must be astounded and frantic their commands to Hard-Leftists are not automatically obeyed. "All these commie anti-Joos wearing Democrat Party skin suits are not team players! Unpossible! We could muzzle anyone on the Left anytime we wanted! No longer. Waaaaah!"

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (5rh/l)

70 John Ball. Not John Bull.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)

71 70 John Ball. Not John Bull.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)

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The man who made the mistake in the subtitles has been sacked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (RtL9D)

72 Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (4KUe5)

Just remember. No Democrat veers from the script.

If he's saying stuff it's because he's being *allowed* to if not outright encouraged, and no other reason.

The rest of the party gets to go hands off a little and seem moderate and sensible in comparison. Fun game they're playing.

Makes them harder to touch. He gets to say the things they want to say and they get to pretend they are somehow offended and have no part in it. Who do you attack, and how? The party is already "disavowing".

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (kM43H)

73 Off topic, I hear a bunch of "BRICS" honcos met in India recently and most got sick.

Including the big spring roll himself, Xi Jinping. You'd think a Chinese would be immune to Delhi Belly.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (Riz8t)

74 Newts are SO worth protecting!
Posted by: Sal A. Mander
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Locally, it is the Hellbender that is of concern.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (XeU6L)

75 Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.

I learned that the Peasant's Revolt has been a mainstay of socialist literature for over a century, twisting the actual story of the everyman up against a feudal structure and turning it into something about capitalism.

Tracking on the film was so bad, that the distributor tried to sell it as a Robin Hood movie.

It didn't work. $3 million opening weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It was a mess.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

76 Roop Doggy Dogg

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (oqH4h)

77 Piker owning a dog is Maruna. Similar to Taqiyya, it is exemption from Islamic law in order to fool the infidels. Things like marrying a Jewish Congressman. He likely does this to appear more mainstream.

People who say “they can’t be a devout Muslim because they support trans, own a dog blah blah blah” are falling for the op. They are allowed to do this to fool us.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (4KUe5)

78 The ghosts of John Bull and Wat Tyler are astir!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)
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IIRR, Wat Tyler was killed by the Mayor of London with a short sword.

Mayors used to be badass.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (amcLV)

79 Hasan kinda outed Symone as a centrist and a zionist. She got cooked in the comments. Her fans were shut down when an actual progressive showed that she's a centrist democrat but much better at hiding it.

At another point, Symone looks legitimately upset that Hasan compares Palestinian resistance to her protesting police brutality.

Its so sad to see people understand the right of one protest and see the other form as somehow being unjustified. 😢

The comments say it all. Very clearly normie Libs, not Hasan fans, and they're eating her alive. Regular ass Democratic voters are fucking fed up with their party. Wild stuff.

And people in here were all doom and gloom because of the coordinated attacks on Hasan, not learning the lessons October 7 teached us in terms of discourse and how it can change very quickly.

she’s so fucking spineless and the exact reason why I will never support a shit lib. Our Pinkerton strike breakers will be bisexual women of color.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (xDw5z)

80 75 It was a mess.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

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Greengrass is a guy I want to like.

But I never even knew he had made an Apple movie about a bus until like a few weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (RtL9D)

81 I've seen so many campaigns tanked because some Republican is desperate to participate in a debate"

But winning a debate is so... dreamy!

It's the bee's knees!

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (pfXMo)

82 "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"

Posted by: Zombie Al Czervik at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (H4qGm)

83 They are allowed to do this to fool us.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (4KUe5)

You know who else is allowed to be devout and fool us?

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (kM43H)

84 68 I'm trying to write a funny poem about Roop but I can't think of a rhyme.
Off topic, I hear a bunch of "BRICS" honcos met in India recently and most got sick.
Posted by: 88C+u

Quite serious. At last report, they are still shitting BRICS.

Posted by: Cal Colace at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (Fn+3X)

85 Andrew Garfield who is in The Uprising was the narrator of questions on Jeopardy about the 1400s in Britain.
The movie flopped however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (oUMhY)

86 36 Roop Raj

Sounds like a really bad tasting Pakistani soup.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (2Cry5)

Sounds like a villain from Johny Quest...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 01:40 PM (mP0Kj)

87 79 At another point, Symone looks legitimately upset that Hasan compares Palestinian resistance to her protesting police brutality.

Its so sad to see people understand the right of one protest and see the other form as somehow being unjustified. 😢

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (xDw5z)

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Black people will offer support to the Palestinian cause as long as Palestinians acknowledge that black Americans have it worse because of slavery.

Intersectionality stack, yo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:40 PM (RtL9D)

88 Trying to write a funny poem?

ROOP, there it is!
ROOP, there it is!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:40 PM (4KUe5)

89 And people in here were all doom and gloom because of the coordinated attacks on Hasan, not learning the lessons October 7 teached us in terms of discourse and how it can change very quickly.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (xDw5z)

Yes. That's what the left learned. The October 7th attacks were something to be repeated as often as possible because the terms of discourse have changed.

Believe them when they tell you what they want. They're telling you they want you dead.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7)

90 Susanville is named for Susan Roop, daughter of the territorial governor of Nevada.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (amcLV)

91 89 Yes. That's what the left learned. The October 7th attacks were something to be repeated as often as possible because the terms of discourse have changed.

Believe them when they tell you what they want. They're telling you they want you dead.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7)

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Palestinians won the narrative.

And they lost their lives, homes, treasure, access to Iranian funds, and tunnels.

But they won the narrative.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (RtL9D)

92 "There is no way we'll ever get a fair shake from the press, which despite its protestations of neutrality, is utterly and completely on Team Left. Therefore, we need to allow each candidate to pick the moderator who will question his opponent. Not only would that level the playing field, it would make for fantastic entertainment.
Posted by: Archimedes"

I don't even know why journalist should be the moderators, or they think that should be their job. I would rather see a group of 3-5 of people selected/agreed to by the campaigns to ask the question. Professionals, working people, ex-military, cops, lawyers, doctors etc... Hell, l'd even prefer party partisans to the supposedly neutral journalists.

Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (GUOwU)

93 Ugh, yes, hadn’t considered Piker is being allowed to say this and the others are performatively scolding.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (4KUe5)

94 @67

>>Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.

I would say his three best films in order are United 93, The Bourne Identity and Captain Phillips.

His you are there realism can work brilliantly in given the right script and material.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (XV/Pl)

95 There was a woman named Roop
Which also rhymes with Poop.

Posted by: that's all there is at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (MWfyi)

96 64 Newts are SO worth protecting!
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)

Word!

Posted by: N. Gingrich at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)

97 94 @67

>>Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.

I would say his three best films in order are United 93, The Bourne Identity and Captain Phillips.

His you are there realism can work brilliantly in given the right script and material.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (XV/Pl)

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Green Zone bored me to tears, but he's otherwise made good films.

Bloody Sunday is great, but I do wonder if I'd like it as much if I knew about the Troubles more. Is he as dishonest there as he is in his other more explicitly political work? I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:44 PM (RtL9D)

98 Believe them when they tell you what they want. They're telling you they want you dead.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7)

They want us dead and our kids groomed for use in their sexual degeneracy.

Posted by: They've told us and shoen at September 17, 2026 01:44 PM (TbWk/)

99 Stupid phone

Posted by: They've told us and shown us at September 17, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

100 And people in here were all doom and gloom because of the coordinated attacks on Hasan, not learning the lessons October 7 teached us in terms of discourse and how it can change very quickly.

A more articulate commenter might have substituted the phrase, "taught us" but, whatever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:45 PM (guGkK)

101 Roop Raj looks like he be better suited handing out robes and towels at the bathhouse.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 01:45 PM (5C90x)

102 Piker's message is clear: you must submit.

I can understand his point of view, he has seen this very approach be successful in areas like what sort of washing machine you can buy, what sort of car you can buy, what shitty computer is available only with continual updates and data extraction from the software company, and crappy plastic goods from China we can buy, and which politicians we are allowed to vote for.

Piker merely wants to be the next Bill Gates, or failing that, the next manager working under the next Bill Gates, with the future being assured and inescapable.

I have spent the morning working on my ancient washing machine, I cannot buy one that is half as good at cleaning clothes now because Congress. So I am bitter

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)

103 Contribute to my GoFundMe. Search "Roopies for ROOP!"

Posted by: Roop Raj at September 17, 2026 01:47 PM (guGkK)

104 Piker owning a dog is Maruna. Similar to Taqiyya, it is exemption from Islamic law in order to fool the infidels. Things like marrying a Jewish Congressman. He likely does this to appear more mainstream.

Plus, you get in more trouble for administering electric shocks to dog which aren't yours.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)

105 IIRR, Wat Tyler was killed by the Mayor of London with a short sword.

Sigh, the current Mayor of London has a short sword, IYKWIMAITTYD. -- Jimmy Talarico

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

106 Palestinians won the narrative.
And they lost their lives, homes, treasure, access to Iranian funds, and tunnels.
But they won the narrative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's all they need to do. They can replace their useless population. The international community won't let Israel wipe them out. But they WILL allow Israel to be wiped out. The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:48 PM (xDw5z)

107 They want us dead and our kids groomed for use in their sexual degeneracy.
Posted by: They've told us and shoen at September 17, 2026 01:44 PM (TbWk/)
___

The can want all they want.
Come after me and mine, see what happens.

Jesus told us to grab a sword for a reason.

I may die, but I know where I'll end up, and I will be taking others with me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:49 PM (DBEh4)

108 106 That's all they need to do. They can replace their useless population. The international community won't let Israel wipe them out. But they WILL allow Israel to be wiped out. The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:48 PM (xDw5z)

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Good luck rebuilding the tunnels without the Iranian funds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:50 PM (RtL9D)

109 No newts here.

Southeastern 5 lined skinks are all over the place.

*yes, I had to look it up*

Cool looking little creatures.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 01:50 PM (2Cry5)

110 Roop Raj

Known for being the all-star quarterback that led his high school team to the state championship, I'm sure.

Posted by: pookysgirl shouldnot need a sarc tag at September 17, 2026 01:51 PM (Wt5PA)

111 Piker owning a dog is Maruna. Similar to Taqiyya, it is exemption from Islamic law in order to fool the infidels.

I've commented before about how Eskimos supposedly have [ n ] words for different kinds of snow, Muslims have multiple different words for different kinds of lying. And for pretty much the same reason.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 01:51 PM (kVwcy)

112
I have spent the morning working on my ancient washing machine, I cannot buy one that is half as good at cleaning clothes now because Congress. So I am bitter
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)

I have an old stackable w/d combo that I will never get rid of because it uses water, lots of water and actually cleans the clothes. If I could find another old one I'd be so happy and I hope I can find parts for the one I do have forever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 01:52 PM (tof11)

113 Roop! There he is!
Roop! There he is!
Roop! There he is!

Posted by: It's catchy at September 17, 2026 01:53 PM (2Ez/1)

114 96 64 Newts are SO worth protecting!
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)

Word!
Posted by: N. Gingrich at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)

No love for me though? *sighs*.

Posted by: Nute Gunray at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (oPFtC)

115 114 96 64 Newts are SO worth protecting!
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)

Word!
Posted by: N. Gingrich at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)

No love for me though? *sighs*.

Posted by: Nute Gunray at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (oPFtC)

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Great. Now there are two of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (RtL9D)

116 Make home appliances great again!

Posted by: 2028 campaign slogan at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (2Ez/1)

117 And people in here were all doom and gloom because of the coordinated attacks on Hasan, not learning the lessons October 7 teached us in terms of discourse and how it can change very quickly.

I like how the lessons learned from Oct 7th have nothing to do with the victims, or even the perpetrators, but how it affected messaging and online discourse.

I think the Israelis (at t least the current government) took away the real lesson- the Palestinians will never accept a peaceful coexistence, they're a suicidal murder cult that has done nothing but try to exterminate us for the last 70+ years, and will continue for the next 70+ year. The international community is against us, and our only real ally (The US) could turn at any minute. We need to strike now and completely eradicate the Palestinians while we can.

"From the river to the sea, Palestine must cease to be."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (xDw5z)

118 >>The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Pretty funny watching the Saudis ask for Israels help with the Houthis after Trump turned them down.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

119 Reliably left "Detroit News" endorses Rogers because of concerns about Al Sayed's past. From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/3bzf72fw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:55 PM (JrHfD)

120 Piker owning a dog is Maruna. Similar to Taqiyya, it is exemption from Islamic law in order to fool the infidels. Things like marrying a Jewish Congressman. He likely does this to appear more mainstream.

Plus, you get in more trouble for administering electric shocks to dog which aren't yours.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)

Piker is about as Muslim as he is a Commie as he is a Progressive. He got a dog to look good to his audience because America likes dogs. He makes money in streaming while he talks up anticapitalism. He shouts about landlords while his mother has huge properties in CA. When he visits China he's Mao not Muslim. He claims to be white half the time and "brown" or "Muslim" when he needs minority status. None of it means much.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 01:55 PM (uhVAy)

121 Just WTH is this "international community?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)

122 121 Just WTH is this "international community?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)

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Small, weak countries trying to bully powerful countries into doing their bidding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:58 PM (RtL9D)

123 Eh, (slowly backs out of room).

Musloids do what Musloids do and Rogers is smart to avoid the stupid and lame debates moderated by Dem operatives acting as objective media leaders.

I have a 88 GEW sight slide to fix so I will bow out for now.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)

124 118 >>The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Pretty funny watching the Saudis ask for Israels help with the Houthis after Trump turned them down.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

More amusing? Houthis sent drones near Mecca, Islams holiest city...

But... no Jihad...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 01:59 PM (mP0Kj)

125 121 Just WTH is this "international community?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)

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Small, weak countries trying to bully powerful countries into doing their bidding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:58 PM (RtL9D)

Anti western westerners using the names of small weak countries to bully powerful countries.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 01:59 PM (uhVAy)

126 @121

>>Just WTH is this "international community?"


The “international community” is a cheap, fraudulent myth manufactured by a global cartel of high-rent politicians, corporate predators, and defense contractors to paper over the ugly reality of global chaos. It is a cynical PR slogan designed to disguise raw, naked geopolitical greed as an elite, high-minded cocktail party.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 02:01 PM (XV/Pl)

127 What those numbnuts in the MSM don't understand is that the Marxist loonies aren't interested in running for office. They're running for the power trip.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:01 PM (rj6Yv)

128 Mike Rogers, have you stopped beating your wife?

Posted by: Roop Raj at September 17, 2026 02:01 PM (RIvkX)

129 Ah Froot Roop?

Posted by: A Chinee at September 17, 2026 02:03 PM (MWfyi)

130 "It is a cynical PR slogan designed to disguise raw, naked geopolitical greed as an elite, high-minded cocktail party."

But other than that...

Posted by: Official Spokeswipe for the alleged International Community at September 17, 2026 02:03 PM (2Ez/1)

131 Piker responded, "I wish you were wearing my dog's collar right now. Ulululululu!"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

We prefer "Ololo!"

Posted by: The priests from Age of Empires at September 17, 2026 02:03 PM (9ZFZd)

132 I bet the International Community has a HOA from Hell.

Posted by: A Chinee at September 17, 2026 02:04 PM (MWfyi)

133 They should play Piker and Yabadabadullah’s remarks across the country.

Along with the DSA candidates.

Along with Jefferies and the rest of the sitting Democrats remarks on immigration enforcement, stacking the Supreme Court, eliminating ICE, how fraud prevention is racist and every other remark about what they want to do

These people are nuttier than squirrel shit.

But gas prices or something.

We wouldn’t lose a single race.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:05 PM (Cuw0G)

134 >>More amusing? Houthis sent drones near Mecca, Islams holiest city...

>>But... no Jihad...

The whole region is being exposed for exactly what they are, poseurs.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:06 PM (viF8m)

135 Talk shit, get hit.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:07 PM (Cuw0G)

136 29 Yeah, what’s a Roop Raj?

Star Wars name.

No thanks.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)

Wasn't Roop Raj a horn player in Max Rebo's band down on Tatooine?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2026 02:07 PM (9ZFZd)

137 It isn't "Hassan" Piker anymore. It's "Hans" Piker. He'd be much happier wearing black and red.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:09 PM (rj6Yv)

138 Pikernlooks like the only thing he fights portion control.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:09 PM (Cuw0G)

139 > I have spent the morning working on my ancient washing machine, I cannot buy one that is half as good at cleaning clothes now because Congress. So I am bitter

Speed Queen makes a simple, very rugged, effective washing machine.

You can also buy Trisodium Phosphate online or at the hardware store. TSP is a chemical that used to be in all of the good laundry soaps, but the EPA banned it for that use because it can cause algae blooms. I put a couple of tablespoons of TSP in the washer with my gym clothes.

I bought a 4.5lb bag of Savogran TSP and it'll probably last me a year.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:09 PM (mkw2N)

140 We're past 100 comments so I can cheer everyone up by talking about my kids. Pookette is in full-on teenager mode, but her favorite thing is to play with her little brother. Lil Pooky continues to refine his music-watching by memorizing the numpad on the keyboard to get to his favorite parts of mostly Slavic-composed live pieces. And Wee Pooky is getting bigger by the minute, letting me know that he doesn't like it when anything is against my stomach, even slightly.

Posted by: pookysgirl never has a dull moment at September 17, 2026 02:10 PM (Wt5PA)

141 Wasn't Roop Raj a horn player in Max Rebo's band down on Tatooine?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS

Fun fact: that band was founded Evar Orbis and was originally called Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 02:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

142 pookysgirl at least all seem content, can be worse

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:14 PM (IfYAC)

143 Excellent update, pookysgirl!
Always live good news.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 02:14 PM (4KUe5)

144 Good for Mike.

Tell those moslems to go back to moslemland where they belong and to wash their asses.

They smell.

Posted by: The Truth at September 17, 2026 02:14 PM (P4iUb)

145 Roop Raj. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at September 17, 2026 02:15 PM (GTw+O)

146 His friends called him the Roopster. He had a Big Wheel with the hand break and an SST car. Dad was scarred in Nam.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 17, 2026 02:17 PM (wGerL)

147 Unfortunate screenshot of this Symone Sanders.

Always flapping the gums.

As Mary Poppins instructed young Michael Banks:
"Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish."

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 02:17 PM (wVcYX)

148 Debates do matter.

Trump beat Hillary with debate help. He was unknown she was known. And he beat her ass because he understands how people think.

He knocked Biden flat out of the race in another debate. So they matter. He hammered immigration in the Kamala debate. So don't listen to anyone who tells you they don't matter.

In this case it's good that he's not bothering. The advantage is Sayeds as the less known person.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 02:18 PM (kM43H)

149 Doom Roop avoided

Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 02:18 PM (sOtuf)

150 Wifi was off

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:19 PM (Ia/+0)

151 Roop Raj is his goat?

Like, in the Koranical sense?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 02:19 PM (aJQbY)

152 Wifi was off
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:19 PM (Ia/+0)

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Sorry, training a new guy.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 17, 2026 02:20 PM (2UnvF)

153

124 118 >>The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Pretty funny watching the Saudis ask for Israels help with the Houthis after Trump turned them down.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

More amusing? Houthis sent drones near Mecca, Islams holiest city...

But... no Jihad...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 01:59 PM

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Regarding the drone attack towards Mecca -- it occurs to me that maybe the Houthis did it to call the legitimacy of the Saudi government into doubt. Ineffective as protector of the holiest site in Islam.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 02:20 PM (VWtfl)

154 You know what all 12 have in common? All muslims.

>>@nickshirleyy
·
3m
>>🚨BOOM 12 Learers caught and busted for fraud. These Learers in San Diego had been living life in luxury stealing our tax dollars while never actually teaching children to lear. All 12 individuals are not even from America and stole $10 million dollars.

>>EXPOSE AND STOP IT ALL.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (viF8m)

155 I’m waiting for AI generated questions and moderators.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (W2Pud)

156 Why not just let the candidates question each other?

The questions could be as enlightening as the answers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (4NO2D)

157 What a genius he is. It's something else regardless??????????? What does that mean?
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Piker: "Because if it's not me, it's something else regardless."

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (kX27y)

158 Reliably left "Detroit News" endorses Rogers because of concerns about Al Sayed's past. From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/3bzf72fw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:55 PM (JrHfD)

This is fascinating. Maybe I'm wrong and they will let him lose. Maybe.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 02:22 PM (kM43H)

159 It's weird that Mao Zap Dog said "pound for pound", given that's probably where he looks for dogs to shock.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:22 PM (Cw4E2)

160 132 I bet the International Community has a HOA from Hell.
Posted by: A Chinee at September 17, 2026 02:04 PM (MWfyi)

It's called the UN.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:22 PM (mP0Kj)

161 Also, I am eating a Hershey's Salted Caramel Creme candy bar to counteract the salad I have for lunch. I put it in the freezer to get cold and hard.

It is damn good.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:23 PM (4NO2D)

162 I put it in the freezer to get cold and hard.

It is damn good.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:23 PM


You know what is also, how do you say, cold and hard?

Posted by: The Paolo, after being in the freezer at September 17, 2026 02:24 PM (Cw4E2)

163 NOOD!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (gLYp7)

164 17 Roop Raj.

*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (DBEh4)
=========
Roop Raj= Turd Nozzle

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (JNTt1)

165 /sings...

Alley-ROop
(ROop-Roop, Roop, roop-roop)
(Alley-ROop, roop, roop, roop-roop)
There's a man in the funny papers we all know
(Alley-ROop, roop, roop, roop-roop)
He lives 'way back a long time ago
(Alley-ROop, roop, roop, roop-roop)

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:26 PM (mP0Kj)

166 This is fascinating. Maybe I'm wrong and they will let him lose. Maybe.

I think the DNC was trying to get him to lose in the primary. They underestimated how many college girls desparately want a Muslim in their life, or at least their snizz.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (Cw4E2)

167 The International Community is the USA, if we feel like it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (oUMhY)

168 Back to Tech Thread problem, plumbing leak

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

169 Headline (Newsweek):

"List of Democrats Who Voted To Stop Trump Impeachment Effort"

18 Dems voted for Green's impeachment resolution.

46 Dems voted "present", including Maxine Waters and Dan Goldman.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (rj6Yv)

170 Cool looking little creatures.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Hellbenders are 16 to 17 inches long on average, but they can grow to be more than 2 feet long and weigh more than 3 pounds. Image: https://shorturl.at/PUPve

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (XeU6L)

171 Back to Tech Thread problem, plumbing leak
Posted by: Skip
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A friend ofmine has observed, 'It never should have been allowed inside the house'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (XeU6L)

172 Do not worry! I am tanned, rested and ready to, how you say, pilot your Ship of State.

Posted by: Captain Schettino at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (Fn+3X)

173 'my GOAT,'

Of course, to a Muslim, that might not mean "Greatest Of All Time." It might just mean "He's the hairy critter I bugger from behind in the field."

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 03:47 PM (kU0PQ)

Totally Normal Heterosexual Christian James Talarico Wants You to Know He Has a Favorite Drag Queen and He'd Like to Know Your Favorite Too

Thanks to Ed Morrissey for this horror.

Not only does he have a favorite drag queen at the ready when asked, but "she" is quite the beaut.

Talarico's favorite drag queen specifically targets children.

Of course "she" does.

Matt Margolis writes about Talarico's favorite drag queen and "her" interest in children.

Alyssa Edwards is the stage name of Justin Dwayne Lee Johnson, a performer who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children," and who has spent years advocating for youth drag shows. Johnson has openly discussed sharing the stage with the young dancers he trains himself. "I remember being at World Pride in New York a few years back and sharing the stage with my dance students, one of the most powerful moments of my life," he told Out magazine.

In fact, the 2018 Netflix docuseries Dancing Queen featured Johnson's work with those young dancers. The Dallas Observer reported that Johnson called one 10-year-old male student his "mini-me," and that the child dressed as Johnson's drag alter ego during an episode of the show.


Remember when Talarico professed his love for "trans children?" Do you think it's just a coincidence that his favorite drag queen is one known for working with minors?

Nor is this the first time Talarico's affinity for kids in drag has surfaced.

Last month, we reported that Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen. The event also featured pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a children's "drag story hour," and adult drag performers. Talarico was there, too, mingling with the crowd as if nothing depraved and predatory was going on.

...

Photos from the event show Talarico chatting and posing for pictures while the boy performed a routine organizers billed as part of a "Youth Drag Show." One attendee even posted video of the child doing the splits on stage, being sexualized for the crowd.

Talarico is doing the Yasser Arafat messaging strategy of telling two completely different stories to two different audiences. For the left, he loves drag and has a favorite drag performer who targets children. But when it's time to pitch himself to moderates, he claims his prior statements were "cringey" and "missed the mark."

Of course he's lying about disavowing his past statements.

His own lesbian pastor says so. (And of course he has a lesbian pastor.)

She reassured voters who are worried about Talarico's "moderate" messaging, telling them not to worry, Talarico is just pretending to be "moderate" "for the next 50 days," and the moment he wins, the real Talarico will be back and ready to rock out with his cock out.

An undercover journalist for the Daily Wire caught Rev. Babs Miller, a "minister" at St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Austin, Talarico's longtime "church," on hidden camera discussing exactly what we've suspected all along.

Talarico has drawn Republican criticism for his professed love for "trans children," claiming that there are seven genders, and that "God is non-binary."

Miller knows who Talarico is, and isn't buying his attempt to rebrand himself.

"He's getting some advice that I don't think he should be following." She predicted he'd drop the act the moment he's safely in office, telling the undercover journalist, "I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he'll change his tune back to where he was."

That's the whole scam, according to the guy's own "minister."

When the undercover journalist suggested Talarico simply "has to play this game" to win, Miller agreed, saying, "That's what his campaign has convinced him of." She added that the Democrat Party broadly is softening its posture on transgender issues, saying "his staff is encouraging him to kind of do the same thing, just for the next 50... days."


She continued, "I think it's bad advice personally, but if it helps him win, okay..."

Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM




Comments

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1 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (IfYAC)

2 They know.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (kM43H)

3 This is the man to turn Texas blue because he says he's a Christian which will fool all the white exurban Texans because they are dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (RtL9D)

4 That "leak" is pure GOTV for Democrat lunatics BIRM

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (kM43H)

5 This weirdo is exceptionally creepy. It belongs in a box, buried somewhere deep.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

6 As Vance said, I don't want to see Talarico's browser history.

The guy is a creepy pedo android.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (3cUTc)

7
Talarico is the worst candidate. He could lose worse than Colin Allred

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (OkYzo)

8 Elections are a smoke screen for their agenda

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (IfYAC)

9 Non binary? What do they have against base two?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (2OBCo)

10 Oopsie

Posted by: Okjohn at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (YoM3O)

11 Other than Tim Curry, I couldn't name a drag queen.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (2Xqig)

12 Having a favorite drag queen, or even knowing the name of a drag queen (other than Ru Paul, maybe), should be an instant dequalification for any public office on any level.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

13 Talarico is doing the Yasser Arafat messaging strategy of telling two completely different stories to two different audiences. For the left, he loves drag and has a favorite drag performer who targets children. But when it's time to pitch himself to moderates, he claims his prior statements were "cringey" and "missed the mark."

Of course he's lying about disavowing his past statements.


They WHY would you say something so gobsmackingly stupid as to praise a drag queen for children? Did he think it wouldn't get out? This is just political malpractice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

14 Not only does he have a favorite drag queen at the ready when asked, but "she" is quite the beaut.

Close. He was asked who is his favorite drag queen IN TEXAS. Not nationally, or among celebrities, but he's expected to have a detailed enough knowledge of drag culture to know what states they're from.

And he had an immediate answer, because he DOES follow it that closely.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (t19vo)

15 This weirdo is exceptionally creepy. It belongs in a box, buried somewhere deep.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


...with a stake driven through heart, cold iron and silver implements driven through as well, holy wafers in mouth and holy water poured upon.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (OUMaO)

16 I'm telling you, he's a demon. He proves it almost every time he opens his mouth.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (ZgwKJ)

17 *fap fap fap fap fap*

Oh my multigendered God I love trans children so much, so much, SOOOOOO MUUUUCH NNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!

Posted by: James Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)

18 Sounded like he said Melissa Etheridge was his favorite drag queen?

Posted by: Rex B at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (R0XxO)

19 My favorite Drag Queen is Michelle Obama.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Av6i5)

20 4 That "leak" is pure GOTV for Democrat lunatics BIRM

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (kM43H)

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There are not nearly enough Democrats in Texas to undo the damage it'll do with Republicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (RtL9D)

21 As Vance said, I don't want to see Talarico's browser history.

The guy is a creepy pedo android.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (3cUTc)
___

*nods*

He so needs to repent and truly have Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (DBEh4)

22 11 Other than Tim Curry, I couldn't name a drag queen.
Posted by: huerfano

Ru Paul, right? The main national drag celebrity?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (t19vo)

23 She continued, "I think it's bad advice personally, but if it helps him win, okay..."

Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected.
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Dems live and breathe "By Any Means Necessary."

They mean it 110%.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (FZ29D)

24 Must be lucrative ."Alyssa" AKA justin is estimated to be worth 3 million dollars

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (+gK6I)

25 13 They WHY would you say something so gobsmackingly stupid as to praise a drag queen for children? Did he think it wouldn't get out? This is just political malpractice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

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Getting elected in Austin is not the same thing as getting elected across all of Texas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (RtL9D)

26 Everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (VMFAF)

27 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)

28 My minister often advises me that it's God's will for me to lie to large swathes of the electorate. It's in the Bible.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)

29 He's the new normal.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (0fRvS)

30 They WHY would you say something so gobsmackingly stupid as to praise a drag queen for children? Did he think it wouldn't get out? This is just political malpractice.

If nothing else, it indicates a complete lack of boundaries and self-discipline. He makes Anthony Weiner look like Marcus Aurelius.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

31 Everything is fake and gay.
Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (VMFAF)
___

Who knew evil was so gay and retarded.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (DBEh4)

32 There is absolutely zero chance he will win in Texas and any effort to deny that fact is part of the op to divert resources from other races.

Like NH and Michigan where republicans are now pulling ahead.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (EWq0C)

33 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)

Both Bushes contributed more than you might surmise.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)

34 "Pastor" Babs must be the last person nicknamed Babs in the country. What is this, 1959 at the Malt Shoppe?

Posted by: Peg Bracken at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Fn+3X)

35 My favorite drag queen? Mooshell Obama, of course.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Zzk8n)

36 My minister often advises me that it's God's will for me to lie to large swathes of the electorate. It's in the Bible.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)
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lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (DBEh4)

37 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Send the T-800 back to deal with RuPaul.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (OUMaO)

38
So if you can't abort 'em or strangle 'em, there's at least big money terrifying them?

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Y8DZL)

39 27 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM

Gradually at first...

Posted by: Then suddenly at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)

40 Getting elected in Austin is not the same thing as getting elected across all of Texas.

And when Austin conducts an Anschluss on the rest of Texas, it's a sound strategy. When.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

41 Throws down a prophet token. I see Talarico getting 22% to Paxton's 78%

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (+fpfy)

42 >>Talarico is the worst candidate. He could lose worse than Colin Allred

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM

Fingers crossed. Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again. He's a worm.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2Xqig)

43 Human trash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (zWqu+)

44 rock out with his cock out.

Sounds bullish to me!

Posted by: David F. at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (0sNs1)

45 31 Everything is fake and gay.
Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (VMFAF)
___

Who knew evil was so gay and retarded.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (DBEh4)

And yet so popular at the same time.

Posted by: Trendy and trending at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (TbWk/)

46 There are not nearly enough Democrats in Texas to undo the damage it'll do with Republicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (RtL9D)

Any Republicans it would do damage to are too stupid to breathe let alone vote.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (kM43H)

47 Fingers crossed. Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again. He's a worm.
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2Xqig)

And he's been proving it everyday since he lost

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)

48 40 Getting elected in Austin is not the same thing as getting elected across all of Texas.

And when Austin conducts an Anschluss on the rest of Texas, it's a sound strategy. When.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

========

I make fun, but Crockett would probably perform better against Paxton than Talarico.

Talarico is fake and creepy and pissed off the black vote.

Crockett was genuine and real and the white progressives would have fallen in line, while pissing off Christians less.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (RtL9D)

49 Note Talafreako has a favorite drag queen not a girlfriend...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

50 41 Throws down a prophet token. I see Talarico getting 22% to Paxton's 78%

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (+fpfy)

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45-55 or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (RtL9D)

51 No different than taqiyya

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (zWqu+)

52 "Pastor" Babs must be the last person nicknamed Babs in the country. What is this, 1959 at the Malt Shoppe?
Posted by: Peg Bracken at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Fn+3X)


Babs Jansen ended up as a Hollywood tour guide at Universal Studios.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (ExV1e)

53 huerfano, if that baggage was going to have any traction it would have kept him from winning the primary.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (+fpfy)

54 I can't imagine that even a single person in Texas actually believes his fake "moderation." Everyone knows he's an extreme lefty, and everyone knows that Democrat politicians veer left in the primaries to get their party's nomination, then veer right in the general to appeal to the average voter. That's the Dem standard operating practice for the last 60 years.And then once in power, they vote in a lockstep commie block. Every time.

Who is fooled? No one is fooled. I thi k he has a 1% chance of winning, but if he does win, its because Texas's demographics have changed and it has been "Ccalifornicated" and been overrun with liberal douchebags.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Av6i5)

55 >>Ru Paul, right? The main national drag celebrity?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM

I've heard the name. He's black, right?

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)

56 22 11 Other than Tim Curry, I couldn't name a drag queen.
Posted by: huerfano

Ru Paul, right? The main national drag celebrity?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (t19vo)

There is a certain tenor to this that may be splitting hairs.

I never got rocky horror. The whole deal seemed silly, gay and just ... disturbing. I get making fun of movies ala Rifftrax, but the thing with Rocky Horror seemed to be a separate thing.

My point being, back in the day trannies seemed to be disturbed dudes who mostly were gay. But it was always an adult activity. Ru Paul was a good example of this. More... crossdresser than transsexual.

These days, there seems to be far more of these trannies who ONLY, desperately want access to kids.

The one aberration seems different than the other. One can be tolerated in a strong culture, the other must be ruthlessly suppressed because it is a contagious cancer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

57 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)

Both Bushes contributed more than you might surmise.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM


We're right here, you know.

Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) & Karl Rove at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (0sNs1)

58 Fingers crossed. Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again. He's a worm.

It never fails to amaze me that a right leaning candidate having an affair is a serious risk to their election but a left leaning candidate molesting his daughter or sexually harrassing his underlings doesn't matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

59 Who was filming that? The guy who said "That's why I come to this church?"

And even if you were gung ho on trans, why would you support saying one thing to get votes and then change back?. Even his pastor think that's a bad idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (JrHfD)

60 My minister often advises me that it's God's will for me to lie to large swathes of the electorate. It's in the Bible.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)


Well... some religious text, anyway.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)

61 Getting elected in Austin is not the same thing as getting elected across all of Texas.
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People were calling Austin "Moscow on the Brazos" 20 years ago because it was so blue.
University of Texas is in Austin.
The UT student body is farther left than Austin.

Used to be, you could insult Austin (and UT, specifically) by calling them "teasippers."
'Cause they'd rather sip their tea with their pinkies out than fight for Texas in the Civil War.
So yeah, that's how long the people of Texas have distained Austinites.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (3cUTc)

62 Talashe-male will be too close for comfort. And by that I mean less than eleven or so states away from you.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (kM43H)

63
The Rev. Babs Miller is going to be transitioning to unemployment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (XJ22o)

64 58 Fingers crossed. Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again. He's a worm.

It never fails to amaze me that a right leaning candidate having an affair is a serious risk to their election but a left leaning candidate molesting his daughter or sexually harrassing his underlings doesn't matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

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All of the worst stuff about Paxton was out and state-level news before his last re-election which he won by 10 points.

The impeachment circus was ramping up, and the election was in the middle of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (RtL9D)

65 Well... some religious text, anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)
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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (DBEh4)

66 Bush got 11% of the 2004, black vote in Texas.
Paxton go 13% in this year's run off.
Talarico will not get more than 9%.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (iLKq8)

67 I've heard the name. He's black, right?
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)

Giant crossdresser back in the day. I do not think he ever claimed to actually BE a woman though. Just gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r)

68 I never got rocky horror. The whole deal seemed silly, gay and just ... disturbing. I get making fun of movies ala Rifftrax, but the thing with Rocky Horror seemed to be a separate thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM


Madness takes its toll.

Posted by: Riff Raff at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (0sNs1)

69 I've seen maybe two dozen fundraising ads for Talarico over the last few days. They might as well set fire to the pile of cash and send smoke signals.

Think of the writhing pile of fraud that is the Dem Party. Now put their operatives in charge of huge piles of campaign cash. That can't be immune from the grift. The line item spending must be glorious.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (r7+Q7)

70 Crockett was genuine and real and the white progressives would have fallen in line, while pissing off Christians less.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, that ghetto girl patois was really authentic.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (Y8DZL)

71 Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet. You make the night, I always cross the line.

Posted by: Uncle Miltie in drag at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (7Q0e+)

72 Rocky Horror was just an odd odd movie and thing...

Why would you want to watch a movie about transexual aliens (that's the plot right?) unless you are gay to begin with?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

73 Texas loves the gays. The little fudge packer just might take the crown.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (ZjqVo)

74 If he was anti-trans that would be way worse for him. Look at what happened with Gavin Newsom

If one answer would turn you from Talerico back to that savage Paxton, then just go with Paxton because you don't deserve anybody as good as Talarico. This is why people stop caring about Texas and Florida

He's definitely going to hurt trans people, doesn't support abolishing ice, will try as hard as possible to snatch guns. I'm so disappointed.

Newsweek: James Talarico Leads Ken Paxton With Every Pollster for First Time

Yeah, we've all seen this before -- A democrat leading the polls in a red state right up to election day, then suddenly the GOP candidate wins by thousands of votes. Democrat voters don't need to just win, they need to win so convincingly that the GOP can't plausibly tamper with the vote counts.

Especially in Texas, they are removing voter registrations and closing polling places at alarming rates simply to fuck with democratic voters.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)

75 Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again.

I, personally, haven't seen anything about Paxton that we didn't know when he was last elected AG other than that most of the shit they've said about him through the years was utter bullshit. We found that out during the impeachment trial.

Folks will say that he cheated on his wife but I'm not his wife.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)

76
Why would you want to watch a movie about transexual aliens (that's the plot right?) unless you are gay to begin with?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

To watch Susan Sarandons humiliation for being in it..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (+gK6I)

77 Ratt earworm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (zWqu+)

78 Rocky Horror was just an odd odd movie and thing...

Why would you want to watch a movie about transexual aliens (that's the plot right?) unless you are gay to begin with?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
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Never watched it.

Even as a kid, I had no interest in it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (DBEh4)

79 >>So yeah, that's how long the people of Texas have distained Austinites.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM

My brother moved out to Hays County 20 or so years ago, so that is about right.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (2Xqig)

80 Excited rally goer: "Mr. Talarico, what's your favorite perversion?"

Talarico: "Pæde-..."

Chris Hansen" "Mr. Talarico, would you like to take a seat over here?"

Posted by: Minuteman at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (47/pr)

81 Hilariously, Karl Rove is making a big deal of his intention to vote for a lefty Democrat. He published an op-ed in the WSJ, the spiritual home of the uniparty, advocating everyone join him in voting Democrat. Next up, he will finally admit that (like his father) he is gay.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (vbMG5)

82 74 Yeah, we've all seen this before -- A democrat leading the polls in a red state right up to election day, then suddenly the GOP candidate wins by thousands of votes. Democrat voters don't need to just win, they need to win so convincingly that the GOP can't plausibly tamper with the vote counts.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)

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It's Texas.

Not thousands of votes.

Hundreds of thousands of votes. But donate today, and Texas will go blue for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (RtL9D)

83 Democrat voters don't need to just win, they need to win so convincingly that the GOP can't plausibly tamper with the vote counts.

Does this make our redditor here a Russian Bot? A Science Hating White Supremacist? A misinformation source?

Because remember we have the most secure elections in the world...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)

84 I've heard the name. He's black, right?
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)

Giant crossdresser back in the day. I do not think he ever claimed to actually BE a woman though. Just gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Wound up with TV shows on a lot of those "lifestyle" cable channels all the AWFLs watch (RuPaul's Drag Race, etc.)

Thin end of the edge on "normalization".

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (OUMaO)

85
Talarico has nibbled often and at great length at many a buffet of dicks. He just cannot help wanting to tell us about every one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (ixS3i)

86
Newsweek: James Talarico Leads Ken Paxton With Every Pollster for First Time


Oh no..... Well, anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)

87 Colin Allred, former NFL player, lost to Cruz by 8.5 points in 2024. Yeah, Paxton has his negatives, so did Cruz. This Talerico freak loses big regardless of what the polls may say.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (2UnvF)

88 My favorite drag queen loves the interior of closets.

Posted by: Speller at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (pSotA)

89 My favorite Drag Queen is Michelle Obama.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM


Early thread winner.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (Rp9Oe)

90 Folks will say that he cheated on his wife but I'm not his wife.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

No big deal for Clenis, no big deal for Paxton.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (zWqu+)

91 To watch Susan Sarandons humiliation for being in it..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM


C'mon, it wasn't that lopsided.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (0sNs1)

92 75 Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again.

I, personally, haven't seen anything about Paxton that we didn't know when he was last elected AG other than that most of the shit they've said about him through the years was utter bullshit. We found that out during the impeachment trial.

Folks will say that he cheated on his wife but I'm not his wife.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)

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Most AGs are just generic party members to most of the voting public.

Paxton is probably not that. He's chased the limelight as AG for years. He was the central figure of wrath by the GOP establishment in the state to the point where they impeached him. And in the lead up to that impeachment, he won by 10 points.

The baggage against Paxton is old news and bringing it up will persuade no one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (RtL9D)

93 Chris Hansen" "Mr. Talarico, would you like to take a seat over here?"

Remember Hansen lost his show because he went after someone the elites didn't want him to go after...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

94 Leading right up to election day, then suddenly the GOP candidate wins by thousands of votes
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Right! Don't GOP know they're supposed to be trailing in the real count and not just polls up to a week AFTER election day, before snatching it away from the Democrat?

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (kM43H)

95 "When the undercover journalist suggested Talarico simply "has to play this game" to win, Miller agreed, saying, "That's what his campaign has convinced him of." She added that the Democrat Party broadly is softening its posture on transgender issues, saying "his staff is encouraging him to kind of do the same thing, just for the next 50... days."

She continued, "I think it's bad advice personally, but if it helps him win, okay..."

Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected."

Talarico isn't winning TX. Here's an indication - Bloomberg News was one of the first outlets to promote Talarico last year, before he had aspirations to run for Senate. He hasn't been asked back lately, even though the paid commenters still talk up his candidacy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (0CU3H)

96 When the rapture occurs and Babs Miller still remains, she'll be able to drop her current act and openly support the Antichrist.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (E2K/A)

97 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (dxQ+x)

98 Oxiclean > Tristain > Distain

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

99 No Uncle Milty?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (J4E9T)

100 My favorite Drag Queen is Michelle Obama.

The left freaks out when people say things like this.

Then you ask them why...is it bad to be transexual/drag queen? and they can't really answer....

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)

101 Last month, we reported that Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen. The event also featured pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a children's "drag story hour," and adult drag performers. Talarico was there, too, mingling with the crowd as if nothing depraved and predatory was going on.

Of course. It's all about the grooming. These evil cocksuckers need millstones.

Posted by: I miss when degeneracy was shameful at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (TbWk/)

102

I think my favorite Drag Queen must be James Talarico.

I'm pretty sure he qualifies.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (iJfKG)

103 Texas conservatism was always a myth. Case in point the Bush clan.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ZjqVo)

104 Apropos of nothing, I am sitting here eating a big salad my wife made for me.

Low have the mighty fallen.


At least it has ham and eggs in it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (4NO2D)

105
My favorite Drag Queen is Michelle Obama.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM

Only she's not very convincing.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (kM43H)

106 The only so called republicans peddling the Paxton crap are Bush and Rove penis sippers.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (EWq0C)

107 I wish I knew the company that makes the "I'm A Moderate!" skin suits for Democrat politicians. I would invest every dollar I have. The company has to be shipping those skin suits as fast as it can make them. There is obviously so much demand the company has to be making astronomical profits.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (5rh/l)

108 I never got rocky horror. The whole deal seemed silly, gay and just ... disturbing. I get making fun of movies ala Rifftrax, but the thing with Rocky Horror seemed to be a separate thing.

Lemme 'plain. Rocky Horror was not a good movie. I'm not saying that it was the single worst film ever made but if it were nominated for that award I wouldn't be surprised.

The point of Rocky Horror is to go to a midnight showing with friends, shitfaced drunk, and pick up some equally drunk chicks for a night of unmemorable, and likely unremembered, sex. That's why the audience does so much shit, to take away from the fact that paid admission to an awful movie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (ExV1e)

109 For cat fans, at Current Biology journal: "First discovery of a novel cat species in over a century: Leopardus tilcayo"

https://tinyurl.com/57nkc933

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

110 Sid, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (2UnvF)

111 I can't imagine that even a single person in Texas actually believes his fake "moderation."
--
I mentioned his ad I saw.
He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?

It's just so fake and gay. Just like him.

But, you can tell who he thinks will swing the election:
Feather-brained women who want all the toddlers to get along and play nice.
And the last shreds of the "that Anderson Cooper is such a nice young man, I'd like to see him marry my granddaughter" deluded bints.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (3cUTc)

112 Talarico's favorite drag queen specifically targets children.

How much more obvious do we have to make this op, Democrats nationwide? He's not that much further down the slippery slope than you are.

Posted by: The Clue Bat at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (TTPRc)

113 featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen.
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I swear that's gotta be playing on a 4K loop with Dolbyvision Surround Sound during your Life Review With Satan.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (kM43H)

114 103 Texas conservatism was always a myth. Case in point the Bush clan.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ZjqVo)

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The story of Texas is the story of the Democrat establishment from the 80s changing uniforms when the electorate under them went hard to the other side.

It has taken decades to weed out the Republican establishment of that influence, but the Paxton impeachment failing and the Speaker of the House losing his primary in response is the beginning of the end of the shift of the politics of the TX establishment towards something more like conservatism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (RtL9D)

115 99 No Uncle Milty?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (J4E9T)

Mentioned above. Also... the other guy. Pinky ring. Notorious spendthrift. Dammit. Brain no work. Clarinet. Black servant. Ascot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)

116 ========

All of the worst stuff about Paxton was out and state-level news before his last re-election which he won by 10 points.

The impeachment circus was ramping up, and the election was in the middle of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Everything that could be pulled on Paxton so many times that repeating it would be beating a dead horse.
HOWEVER, don't be surprised if they come up with some new outlandish lie to grab some headlines.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM (iLKq8)

117 He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?


We approve of this message!

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118 Posted by: Sid at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (dxQ+x)

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Will you kill yourself when you realize that the polling industry lied to you again?

Or, will you be right despite being extremely wrong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM (RtL9D)

119 I would have said Devine except for that eating dried up dog turds thing.

Posted by: Freako Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (47/pr)

120 Last month, we reported that Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen. The event also featured pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a children's "drag story hour," and adult drag performers. Talarico was there, too, mingling with the crowd as if nothing depraved and predatory was going on.

At one point the left's response to people pointing out all their gay grooming was "but people take their kids to Hooters!" and you know I do think it is kind of weird to take a kid to Hooters (also don't suggest going to your GF/Wife don't ask how I know).

But the women at Hooters aren't actually twerking in your face or singing about sex or any of that crap. They are just wearing shorts and t-shirts and serving you mediocre wings

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)

121
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

122 He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?

We approve of this message!
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To serve Man.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (4NO2D)

123 So many people do not understand. Assume everything you say is being recorded!

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (kU0PQ)

124 Someone tell SIDS's mother to get some stronger exercise bands.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (kM43H)

125 Imma laugh my ass off when Talarico wins in Texas.

Y’all better get your shit together and motivate people to vote. I don’t see much out there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 12:40 PM (W2Pud)

126 ... who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children."

More likely this freak works ON children.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 12:40 PM (2WIwB)

127 Someone tell SIDS's mother to get some stronger exercise bands.

I think the problem may be she used them for less time then Killer Clancy would recommend...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

128 HOWEVER, don't be surprised if they come up with some new outlandish lie to grab some headlines.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM


We would NEVER do that!

Posted by: zombie Harry Reid at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (0sNs1)

129
121
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

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Austin progressives are just racist against strong, black women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (RtL9D)

130 Didn't the TX Freak say transkids were his favorite thing?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

131 66 Bush got 11% of the 2004, black vote in Texas.
Paxton go 13% in this year's run off.
Talarico will not get more than 9%.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Wait, I think that's wrong. Talarico will get more than that because Democrat; But he will receive a much lower % than traditional Democrat loser.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (iLKq8)

132 Someone get a warrant for his hard drives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (P6lWH)

133 Colin Allred, former NFL player, lost to Cruz by 8.5 points in 2024. Yeah, Paxton has his negatives, so did Cruz. This Talerico freak loses big regardless of what the polls may say.
--
What is funny is watching the left ret-con Cruz as some sort of campaigning juggernaut; "so of course Allred lost."

Because they were trying to give traction to Cornyn's lie about how Paxton was lazy.

But good lord, echoing above, Cornyn has gone 10X on proving every single accusation against him was true since he lost--he hate, hate, hates conservatives.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)

134 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

To stick it to normies. The race is considered a lost cause. If they win, great! If they los, at least they got to plague and insult God and Christianity along the way.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (kM43H)

135 >>>He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?

That is about the lamest political ad I've ever seen.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (5rh/l)

136 No Uncle Milty?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (J4E9T)

Mentioned above. Also... the other guy. Pinky ring. Notorious spendthrift. Dammit. Brain no work. Clarinet. Black servant. Ascot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)

Jack Benny. But it was a violin. (Benny Goodman was a clarinetist.)
And the black butler was "Rochester."

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (kU0PQ)

137 >>Imma laugh my ass off when Talarico wins in Texas.


Texas is a myth that Texans tell themselves.

Still, Talarico has no chance.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (modDY)

138 Isn't SIDS a syndrome that kills kids?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (nyjNu)

139 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

Posted by: Discerning Chap at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Fn+3X)

140 Someone tell SIDS's mother to get some stronger exercise bands.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (kM43H)

***

Another line I am stealing.
The Horde has been productive this week!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

141 Paxton needs ads defining what a freak Talarico is.
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (NpAcC)

142 I don't know what to do if I end up with two jobs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2OBCo)

143 Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen.

I hope this poor kid grows up to strangle his mother with an exercise band. Even though she's a superior being.

Posted by: It's ok when women trick out their kids at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

144 Again, who was filming that exchange? The guy who said "That's why I came to this church?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (JrHfD)

145 The story of Texas is the story of the Democrat establishment from the 80s changing uniforms when the electorate under them went hard to the other side.

It has taken decades to weed out the Republican establishment of that influence, but the Paxton impeachment failing and the Speaker of the House losing his primary in response is the beginning of the end of the shift of the politics of the TX establishment towards something more like conservatism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (RtL9D)
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That and the outsized presence of Corporate Republicans due to the vast amounts of money washing around Houston and Dallas from the petroleum industry.

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (oqH4h)

146 Good afternoon Ace.
Does Topps do a trading card set of famous drag queens? Asking for Talarico

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (oUMhY)

147 Cornyn can share that rancid old bag of dicks with Sid.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (88C+u)

148 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

'Cause they're racist, natch. Or, so says Jasmine.

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (kU0PQ)

149 141 Paxton needs ads defining what a freak Talarico is.
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (NpAcC)

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I've seen a few.

That's exactly what the ads are doing.

This isn't the GOP of 2005 that would faint at the idea of using an opponent's own words against them. This is Trump's party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (RtL9D)

150 I hope someone checks his crawl space and hard drive.
He gives off major creep vibes and I don't see how anyone could vote for him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (tof11)

151 I think the trolls should organize and demand proper compensation from the rich fat cats who are splitting up millions while the trolls do the real work for hundreds.

You shouldn't stand for that. Now is the time, you'll never have more leverage than right now. Go demand double your current pay. They have private jet money, they have enough money to pay you.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (r7+Q7)

152 Does Topps do a trading card set of famous drag queens? Asking for Talarico

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (oUMhY)

Yes. It's called Bottoms.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (kM43H)

153 Almost every model I’ve seen is estimating Dem wins based on turnout. The Foxnews poll released today showed Dem 71%, Republicans 65% when asked if they were certain to vote.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (EWq0C)

154 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

Because the FNM tells them they are supposed to like it.

It really is that simple.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

155 Worth noting that Collin Allred endorsed Crockett in the primary and has refused to endorse Talarico in the general election.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (nyjNu)

156 Isn't SIDS a syndrome that kills kids?

And it's a mystery.

Posted by: The Childhood Vaccination Schedule at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (TTPRc)

157 Texas conservatism was always a myth. Case in point the Bush clan.
Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ZjqVo)


Thanks, Mr? Expert. W's election as Governor was the start of the state turning red. It's still turning. Democrats used to be able to get elected in Texas because the party wasn't utterly beholden to the freak squad and the lack of the internet meant that they could hide.

Still, feel free to tell us all about your deep and extensive knowledge of Texas.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (ExV1e)

158 >>>He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?

That is about the lamest political ad I've ever seen.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM


As a Moron noted, it's the perfect ad for Socialism. Nobody paid, they didn't get a choice of food, and some people didn't get any food.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)

159 They WHY would you say something so gobsmackingly stupid as to praise a drag queen for children? Did he think it wouldn't get out? This is just political malpractice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

Not to Dems it isn't.

This is what every one of his advisors is telling him to say.

Recall that Kamala's campaign did not have any straight, white men under 40 on it. Not one. They have NO IDEA what normal men are like because they've spent a generation or two completely writing them off.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (gLYp7)

160 129
121
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Either the whole of the Texas Democrat party is demon possessed or it's an op that none of us has figured out.
(forgetting not that there are pot fulls of money being passed around)



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (iLKq8)

161
148 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

'Cause they're racist, natch. Or, so says Jasmine.

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (kU0PQ)

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"I love Jasmine. She's so great, but we need someone electable, so I voted for the twink who says he loves trans-kids, says he hates Christianity, has a favorite drag queen, and says that Islam taught him more about religion positively than Christianity...who also looks like some sort of physical deformity."
-paraphrased woman on the street interview from primary election day

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (RtL9D)

162 > Paxton needs ads defining what a freak Talarico is.
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood
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His face creeps the shit out of me. I'd probably take a ball bat to his head just out of caution.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2Cry5)

163 James Talarico's Minister admits Talarico is COVERING UP his Left-wing views to trick Texans into voting for him:

Under proper HQ usage, "minister" should be in scare quotes, shouldn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (guGkK)

164 >> Almost every model I’ve seen is estimating Dem wins based on turnout.


I am predicting that ALL Football Teams who Outscore their opponents will be victorious this weekend.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (modDY)

165 Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (NpAcC)
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I look at his face and think he looks like a retard. Seriously, everyone, especially Dems with kids, needs to hold their noses and vote for the morally compromised Paxton. Just too bad there's not a better candidate but that's the reality.

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (kX27y)

166 154 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

They're too busy attacking Sydney Sweeny

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)

167 Jack Benny. But it was a violin. (Benny Goodman was a clarinetist.)
And the black butler was "Rochester."
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (kU0PQ)

THANK YOU. That explains why my random search string on bing returned nothing but woody allen (the fuck?)

Heh. I searched through celebrity roasts and could name everyone 'Don rickles, milton berle, foster brooks...' etc and never saw Benny. Drove me nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

168 153 Almost every model I’ve seen is estimating Dem wins based on turnout. The Foxnews poll released today showed Dem 71%, Republicans 65% when asked if they were certain to vote.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (EWq0C)

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Likely voter screens have been failing for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (RtL9D)

169 Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen.
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Ohferpetessakes. A 2-bit phony preacher and obscure politician partying with dancing catamites.

He's hewn of Senatorial wood, if we're being honest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2)

170 Vengeance, the modeling for poll was ? Dem + 15.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (+fpfy)

171
Talarico's nose won't help him being a drag queen. It's too bulbous.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (OkYzo)

172 Cornyn has gone 10X on proving every single accusation against him was true since he lost--he hate, hate, hates conservatives.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)

Look how easily Cornyn slipped into Biden's old smears against "MAGA".
That said, at least he's not an outright crook like Joni Ernst. Now that she's resigned, she's doing everything she can to slip pro-China "save our bacon" crap into legislation. She almost broke the farm bill yesterday to get that in there. (She failed.)

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (88C+u)

173 >>So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."


If he wanted to be genuine, he'd serve the customers a steak and then sit down at their table and eat it in front of them.

That's a lot more accurate.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (modDY)

174 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)


They picked him for the same reason they picked Bobby O'Rourke. Dem wimmins think he's just the kind of dreamy man they can peg all night long.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (ExV1e)

175 I don't see the deal with drags. Watching fat guys in clown whore make up lip synching to terrible disco songs? How TAF is that supposed to be entertaining?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (tQ6h4)

176 168 153 Almost every model I’ve seen is estimating Dem wins based on turnout. The Foxnews poll released today showed Dem 71%, Republicans 65% when asked if they were certain to vote.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (EWq0C)


FOX has the absolute worst pollsters...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (+gK6I)

177 Talerico's church *has* to be PCUSA, otherwise my brother (PCA church administrator) would be driving down there to Bible-thump some sense into the "pastor."

Posted by: pookysgirl's family takes its church duties seriously at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Wt5PA)

178 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

1. It was him versus Jasmine Crockett.

2. Texas Democrats are 4 factions: 1. Hispanics who have been Democrats for generations -- neighborhoods with precinct chairs that are well-organized to turn out the vote, etc. -- although they're losing men to Republicans at the ballot box; 2. Blacks (again, losing some men at the ballot box); 3. Public sector employees and their unions. Talarico is acceptable to all of those as a compromise, even if they're not enthusiastic about him. Who loves him is faction 4: Austin weirdos. He has represented an Austin district with a high weirdo percentage and has never run statewide. The Talarico act does not play well in Wichita Falls and Tyler and Brady and Conroe.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (eStot)

179 For cat fans, at Current Biology journal: "First discovery of a novel cat species in over a century: Leopardus tilcayo"

https://tinyurl.com/57nkc933
Posted by: gp

Thanks for this. I collect articles and news stories about the discovery of new species.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

180 I am predicting that ALL Football Teams who Outscore their opponents will be victorious this weekend.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM


Thank you, John Madden.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)

181 I am predicting that ALL Football Teams who Outscore their opponents will be victorious this weekend.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (modDY)
======================
haha, well, maybe not ALL

Posted by: Western Michigan and the MAC at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (nyjNu)

182 Yeah I think it’s bullshit. Fox has been giving it to people in the ass for years. But it also shows the importance of turnout. People need to show up. If they do Republicans win. I think they even keep the House.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (EWq0C)

183 Some in the know, such as Smug and Halperin, believe a lot more is going to come out about Talarico.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (wrEn7)

184 This guy sets off more alarm bells than Tim Walz.

I know polling data is suspect, but the fact this guy is leading is troubling.

Is Paxton really that bad?

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (+8UYc)

185
They picked him for the same reason they picked Bobby O'Rourke. Dem wimmins think he's just the kind of dreamy man they can peg all night long.


I don't think that's quite right.

I think the Karen Koven saw Beat-off as the bad boy that would give them the weinering their husbands don't. The TX Freak instead is half "good Christian preacher" and half gay bestie.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

186 >>Thank you, John Madden.


He could have been an amazing Pollster!

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (modDY)

187 I've seen a few.

That's exactly what the ads are doing.

This isn't the GOP of 2005 that would faint at the idea of using an opponent's own words against them. This is Trump's party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (RtL9D)
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Those are internet ads. I haven't seen any local television ads showing what a freak he is. Lots of Talarico ads.
The 2 Paxton television ads I've seen were about Talarico voting for China to be able to buy up land and Paxton putting sex traffickers in prison.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (NpAcC)

188 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

They're too busy attacking Sydney Sweeny
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Fat liberal women like drag queens because their own looks benefit from the contrast. Sidney Sweeney has the opposite effect.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (tQ6h4)

189 I don't see the deal with drags. Watching fat guys in clown whore make up lip synching to terrible disco songs? How TAF is that supposed to be entertaining?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (tQ6h4)

I think the word you are searching for is "arousing".

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (kM43H)

190 Posted by: pookysgirl's family takes its church duties seriously at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Wt5PA)

Yes; It's the PCUSA.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (JrHfD)

191 *nods*

He so needs to repent and truly have Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (DBEh4)
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Hiya, SMH.

Talarico is almost exactly what I think the false prophet will look like. Talarico gives creepy a bad name.

By the way, the "minister" is in for a terrible time if she doesn't repent because those who teach the Word are held to a stricter standard. Granted, she's not really teaching the Word, but, she claims to.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (eGzf1)

192 The other Talarico ad is a PAC with the tagline, something like, "we don't need another politician in DC protecting pedophiles."

yeah, get it?

Trump is a pedo protector.
And, Ken Paxon's office* gave a plea deal** to a child molester.
Epstein Liiiiiist!!!!

* Not Paxton, the local assistant AG
** because the alleged victim refused to testify and there was no other proof of the crime.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (3cUTc)

193 Paxton needs ads defining what a freak Talarico is.
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood

John Wayne Gacy was a birthday party clown. BTK was a nondescript middle-aged deacon at church. Bundy was tall, good looking, and charming. Evil doesn't come with horns and tail and twirling a mustache.

Posted by: Evil often looks good at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

194 If he wanted to be genuine, he'd serve the customers a steak and then sit down at their table and eat it in front of them. That's a lot more accurate. Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (modDY)

Well, except he's a vegan.

On a more serious note, many are calling his invocation of religion to justify taxing and spending "blasphemy."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (eStot)

195 Tijuana Donkey Show > James Talefreako

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (p4w7z)

196 The key to winning is scoring more points than the other team.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (2OBCo)

197 Remember Hansen lost his show because he went after someone the elites didn't want him to go after...
Posted by: 18-1

I thought someone he confronted committed suicide and the family sued the network? Ah, Grok says he was an assistant district attorney in Texas, so maybe a little of both reasons.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (xDw5z)

198 I don't see the deal with drags. Watching fat guys in clown whore make up lip synching to terrible disco songs? How TAF is that supposed to be entertaining?

Have you considered that you can often see up their skirts?

I'll be...in my bunk

Posted by: David French at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

199 >>But it also shows the importance of turnout.


Yes. Those who receive the most Votes will win.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (modDY)

200 Nick in T, that would not surprise me at all. I hope they release it right before early voting starts.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (+fpfy)

201 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

Women love women who aren't good looking enough to threaten them. So from that POV you can see why they're very comfortable with drag queens and trannies.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (4ObTi)

202 Pratt on Texas IIRC covered this about a month ago.

Sick.

And remember he was a MS teacher.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (WB/3O)

203
Jack Benny was a great straight man; his bits with Mel Blanc were awesome.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (Y8DZL)

204 Speaking of turnout, here's an interesting observation:

"@RealSKeshel
·
Sep 16
In 2018, there were 25 House seats that had been won by the GOP House nominee in 2016, but lost by Trump. 22 of them were lost.

In 2026, there are only 3 such seats.

Anyone comparing raw seat losses from 2018 to 2026 is missing a giant piece of the puzzle. Today’s newsletter focused on these swings and the importance of presidential margin in contested seats.

Linked in first comment below, “What Does 2018 Tell Us About 2026?”"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (RtL9D)

205 Yes. Those who receive the most Votes will win.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (modDY)

Ummm

Posted by: Election 2020 at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (kM43H)

206 Jack Benny's character wasn't a spendthrift. He was a miser, the opposite of a spendthrift.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

207 The key to winning is scoring more points than the other team.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM


Ya gotta get a hat on a hat.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)

208 Black Democrats aren't going to turn out for Talarico, and neither are latin Democrats. In fact, religious Democrats generally will not vote in big numbers for Talarico (imo).

Who, other than white college educated white suburban women, is going to turn out in big numbers for Talarico? TDS can only carry the party so far.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (I9RuV)

209 Evil doesn't come with horns and tail and twirling a mustache.

"The banality of evil" is a thing for a reason.

In WW2, the Nazis required someone to fill out a form in triplicate to have a Jew killed. Someone could make one hell of an Office Space spoof out of that, but it would probably piss off too many sacred cows.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (4ObTi)

210 Over 21, drag your skanky ass wherever. Involving children is way over the line.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (+fpfy)

211 No, I think it’s math. Something like actual registered voters by party, plus independents looked at though the lens of a turnout model that considers a host of factors and historical data.

Actually, it may be trigonometry

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (EWq0C)

212 One other point on trannies...

The elites know that they'd turned western women into...a mess.

And since they practice de facto polygamy that means society has a shortage of available women, which almost always ends in violence against the governing elite.

So what better way to fix that then convincing a bunch of those single lonely men that they are actually women? Especially if you can get other men to go along with the lie and accept them as partners?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

213 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes.
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Explains why Crockashit doesn't offend them either.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (kM43H)

214
And speaking of old comedy stars, Flip Wilson's Geraldine was the best cross dresser over.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Y8DZL)

215 That and the outsized presence of Corporate Republicans due to the vast amounts of money washing around Houston and Dallas from the petroleum industry.
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Yup.
Chamber of Commerce Republicans.
They were all Democrats up to the 90s.

All taxes increases are good and all spending increases are good because all the money goes to their biggest members--commercial and infrastructure contractors.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (3cUTc)

216 My favorite drag queen is still Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (EWq0C)

217 At least they aren't in our bathrooms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (2OBCo)

218 166 154 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

They're too busy attacking Sydney Sweeny
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)

I think you're on to something here. Drag queens aren't competition or threatening in any way, like the one fat homely chick prettier girls keep in their friend group.

Posted by: Cattiness all the way down at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)

219 142 I don't know what to do if I end up with two jobs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2OBCo)

Reminds me of the old joke:
A true friend is one who goes to town and gets 2 BJs, comes back and gives you 1.

Posted by: RI Red at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Tw3Uc)

220 Yes. Those who receive the most Votes will win.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (modDY)

What about the people who never got a single primary vote ever, bitches!! *hic*
- Kamala

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (gLYp7)

221 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.
Posted by: Discerning Chap at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Fn+3X)
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I'm not offended.

I'm insulted that these male headcases think that wearing clown makeup, dangerously high heels, and the ugliest wigs...ever...is what represents women.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (DBEh4)

222 Seriously, everyone, especially Dems with kids, needs to hold their noses and vote for the morally compromised Paxton.

Seriously, everyone, if his policies are good for the country and his failings aren't illegal... who fucking cares? He's not running for Pope.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)

223 I still find it hilarious Talarico says he believes in DEI yet ran against a Strong Black Woman and took her job.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (eGzf1)

224 Worst cross dresser?

Michelle Obama?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (p4w7z)

225 The guy is a creepy pedo android.

Bizarro World Richie Cunningham

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)

226 I think you're on to something here. Drag queens aren't competition or threatening in any way, like the one fat homely chick prettier girls keep in their friend group.
Posted by: Cattiness all the way down at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)
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Explains why I wasn't part of any female friend group.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (DBEh4)

227 "Thanks for this. I collect articles and news stories about the discovery of new species."

You betcha! File this for future rare species news:

Feb 22, 2032: "Leopardus tilcayo, the adorable tiny leopard first discovered in 2026, now extinct in the wild due to exotic pet poachers."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

228 222 Seriously, everyone, especially Dems with kids, needs to hold their noses and vote for the morally compromised Paxton.

Seriously, everyone, if his policies are good for the country and his failings aren't illegal... who fucking cares? He's not running for Pope.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)

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Maybe after Trump, the Republican electorate's tolerance for morally compromised (especially on sex) candidates is less restrictive.

Just don't have audio of you screaming that some people need killin'. Not climbing out of that hole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (RtL9D)

229 I still find it hilarious Talarico says he believes in DEI yet ran against a Strong Black Woman and took her job.

Well, for the record, she wasn't going to there for our transkids. I love her as a person but...she's just not going to be there like I will.

Cheering them on...inspiring them...and playing with...uh...saying encouraging things.

I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

230 Double serial killer middle names?
Double plus ungood.

Posted by: sal at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (f+FmA)

231 121
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Why did Michigan Dems pick Hasan Piker's best buddy? Maine Dems pick Platner? And so on. It's a consequence of Dems learning the way to get a Democrat nomination is to go far enough left in the primary to capture the base of crazies who will go vote come hell-or-high water. Democrats don't push their registered voters to make a big turn-out for primaries. Because the local Dem Party honchos didn't want their captured union and other small groups out-voted. But their captured groups keep going farther left each election cycle. Obviously a factor they believed they could harness and tame for primaries. The best laid plans...

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

232 Bizarro World Richie Cunningham
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)

If he fell in a vat of holy water, he'd dissolve completely.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (ZgwKJ)

233 From last night:

Your IP address is available to anyone who has the tools. And the government has those tools. Your cell phone pings constantly, even when you turn it off.

We might be somewhat anonymous to each other but if you think you are truly anonymous in this time from people who want to know who you are you are mistaken.

The internet sends you ads for the same stuff you searched on 10 minutes ago and you think the government doesn't have the same capability? They helped create the internet.

Posted by: JackStraw
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I'm not worried about the government. I am insignificant to them and they know where I live. I'm concerned about the malevolent creeps that want my routing number or my credit card number -things like that.
The government used to go after people like that with a vengeance.
The government doesn't do jack about these crimes or the criminals that do them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (iLKq8)

234 Explains why I wasn't part of any female friend group.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (DBEh4)

*Makes note that SMH is an absolute smokeshow, like all 'ettes.*

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (gLYp7)

235 Ratt earworm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (zWqu+)

Ratt's manager was Milton Berle's nephew.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (/OKHJ)

236 @204 the Republicans in 2018 had a ton of cowards not run again to spend time with their families. They didn't like Trump is the real reason.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:58 PM (oUMhY)

237 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (DBEh4)

I never knew any pretty girl group who kept a less attractive one around. This sounds like something from "Mean Girls."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:58 PM (JrHfD)

238
Maybe after Trump, the Republican electorate's tolerance for morally compromised (especially on sex) candidates is less restrictive.


The way people should think about it. Its 1944 and you find out Patton cheated on his wife.

Do you replace him?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

239 What SMH said.

They got this warped and twisted vision of being female. It is a cheap caricature and how we get Dylan Mulvany prancing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (p4w7z)

240 *Makes note that SMH is an absolute smokeshow, like all 'ettes.*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (gLYp7)
__

No.

I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (DBEh4)

241 'Cause they're racist says Jasmine.

Well if anyone knows a racist it would be Jasmine. She is one of the biggest racist in the country. That is all she talks about. How racist everyone else is. Both she and Talarico are losers.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (xJpuh)

242 223 I still find it hilarious Talarico says he believes in DEI yet ran against a Strong Black Woman and took her job.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (eGzf1)


Unconscionable behavior!

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (5rh/l)

243 I know polling data is suspect, but the fact this guy is leading is troubling.

Is Paxton really that bad?
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (+8UYc)


AFAIK, every single moron actually from Texas is saying that Paxton will win and it won't be close. Pollsters and people who live thousands of miles away say otherwise.

Paxton was elected AG 3 times. Over a dozen members of the State House lost their seats when they impeached him. 3 members of the state Supreme Court lost their seats when they decided to weigh in against him.

Be chill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (ExV1e)

244 Texas State Fair coming up. Talafreako will be downing corn dogs by the dozen (whole).

Posted by: Fried Dough Concession, Here at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X)

245 Bizarro World Richie Cunningham
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)

Wish he'd disappear like Chuck Cunningham.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

246 I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.

"Skinny" in 2026 automatically put you in the top 50% of physical attractiveness you know...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)

247 I don't have problem with non-binary if the argument is that we cannot comprehend God's essence, it being beyond time, space and materiality. But they're arguing a specific meaning for non-binary, ie, a gender freak as it is understood today.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 01:00 PM (XvL8K)

248 Talarico's favorite drag queen specifically targets children.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: your average liberal at September 17, 2026 01:00 PM (0Htd1)

249 I never knew any pretty girl group who kept a less attractive one around. This sounds like something from "Mean Girls."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:58 PM (JrHfD)
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I saw it a lot when I was in high school back in the ancient times known as the 80s. Especially in Hawai'i.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (DBEh4)

250 Did I mention I managed to button a pair of 30 30 s?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (2OBCo)

251 I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM


A Hawaiian tomboy, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (4NO2D)

252 243 AFAIK, every single moron actually from Texas is saying that Paxton will win and it won't be close. Pollsters and people who live thousands of miles away say otherwise.

Paxton was elected AG 3 times. Over a dozen members of the State House lost their seats when they impeached him. 3 members of the state Supreme Court lost their seats when they decided to weigh in against him.

Be chill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (ExV1e)

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Do people think that polling got better between 2024 and 2026?

Remember, don't compare the polls in late summer now to the final, late October polling from 2024.

Compare the polling now to the late summer polling from 2024. When Kamala was winning every national poll by 4-8.

Hell, Ann Selzer's final poll of Iowa was off by double digits, and Selzer was the "gold standard".

Raise of hands, who thinks polling firms decided that they were going to make things better AND actually made changes that improved things?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (RtL9D)

253 *Makes note that SMH is an absolute smokeshow, like all 'ettes.*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (gLYp7)
__

No.

I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (DBEh4)

AND humble!

.
.
.
.
Look, I can't speak to your peer group, but I was an 'enforced loner' too. What I DO know is that a woman who knows her own mind and won't be moved, hell or high water, is one of the sexiest creatures on God's green one.

That's all.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:02 PM (gLYp7)

254 I once lost a bet and had to wear only my AcU coat like a dress and a pair of underwear on my head while singing Gloria Gaynor’s I will survive.

I got booed and shit thrown at me. That was the end of my drag career.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 01:02 PM (IYMzU)

255 Wish he'd disappear like Chuck Cunningham.
Posted by: Bulg

One of the great mysteries of tvland.
The tv show "Unsolved Mysteries" should have dealt with that one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (0Htd1)

256 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (DBEh4)

Well, I went to school before the abacus was invented 😉 and I had female friends but was I was never really part of a group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (JrHfD)

257 I shouldn't eat before bed. Appetite is gone all day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (2OBCo)

258 No.

I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (DBEh4)

You have brains and personality so that's a high baseline hotness factor to me.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (kM43H)

259 I never knew any pretty girl group who kept a less attractive one around. This sounds like something from "Mean Girls."

TBH I don't know if this is really an intentional thing. If you gather any random group of women together some will be more physically attractive then others.

Of course in Mean Girls I believe all of the main characters had hollywood looks from before Hollywood decided female leads should be ugly...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

260 >>>surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.
Posted by: Discerning Chap
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Women aren't offended they just want them far away from their babies.
Dolly Parton, one time, said, I'm dressed like a drag queen at Christmas parade.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (iLKq8)

261 Who is Chuck Cuningham?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (p4w7z)

262 Counting the minutes until I can leave today

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (IfYAC)

263
Lesbian Minister.

There's 2 words that shouldn't be together.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (OkYzo)

264 251 I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM

A Hawaiian tomboy, right?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (4NO2D)

Hawaiian Tomboy sounds like an all-girl punk band.

Posted by: And I'd be all for it at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

265 Any woman who can operate a crew-served weapon is hot.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (4NO2D)

266 Richie's older brother.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:05 PM (2OBCo)

267 >>Who is Chuck Cuningham?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM

Richie's older brother.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 01:05 PM (2Xqig)

268 Who is Chuck Cuningham?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM


I think he shot a bunch of people from a clock tower.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:05 PM (4NO2D)

269 Basketball player.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (2OBCo)

270 Psychologically a group of even slightly above average looking women all look better for being part of the group. It's a known thing. I don't know if it helps hide grenades thought. You need booze for that.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (kM43H)

271 The younger generation of Leftists is entertaining as hell. They have no concept of sublety. They lack the understanding of omission. Instead, they are so narcicistic and situationally unaware, that they flat out tell you their farcical beliefs because (in their opinion) they couldn't possibly be wrong about anything.

This is being played out again, and again, and again.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)

272 The guy's creepy and reprehensible, but let's not forget that he's an all-around far Leftist who wants to "dismantle" capitalism. I hope the R's in Texas aren't just focusing on this.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (9ZFZd)

273 Open-borders Republicans are now saying that it's DEI for Americans to say "hey, maybe we should give preference in our universities to, IDK, American citizens?"

I think it was Beth Mandel (something Mandel) on X I saw saying basically, "Well, maybe if you lazy Americans studied harder and got better grades in school, you wouldn't lose a slot to Indians?"

Note well:
None of those attacking Bo French are claiming those students are conservatives or Republicans.
Because they're not either.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (3cUTc)

274 Barney Miller's wife (Barbara Barrie) pretty much disappeared after Season 1. The show featured Barney's home life some the first year, but the viewers only liked that ugly green stationhouse for some reason.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda Lives! at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (Fn+3X)

275 This is being played out again, and again, and again.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)
___

And all in 4K.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (DBEh4)

276 Who is Chuck Cuningham?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (p4w7z)
---------
Richie Cunningham's older brother in "Happy Days." At the end of the first season, he went upstairs and was never seen again.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (amcLV)

277 Oh and any chick who laughs at my jokes is automatically ten times hotter.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (kM43H)

278 Neuralink is wild.

https://tinyurl.com/2rfk5j2j - goes to X

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:08 PM (ExV1e)

279 Chuck Cunningham transitioned into LaVerne De Fazio.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 01:08 PM (Q+gd/)

280 263
Lesbian Minister.

There's 2 words that shouldn't be together.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (OkYzo)

I disagree. I would volunteer to minister lesbians. At least the ones in the videos I don't watch.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2026 01:09 PM (9ZFZd)

281 Instead, they are so narcicistic and situationally unaware, that they flat out tell you their farcical beliefs because (in their opinion) they couldn't possibly be wrong about anything.

I made the mistake on pausing on the video of a Clancy girl who was arguing that Clancy was innocent because of her star sign. Note, this was not satire. There really are people like this.

Anyway her latest video was that the 2026 mid terms will be like the 2020 contested election because it has the same star energy or some shit.

Now the funny part I guarantee some of the 2026 election will be contested. Because Dems cheat. But she will take credit I am sure as predicting it via astrology

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

282 Chuck got sacrificed to appease the house's god?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:10 PM (p4w7z)

283 >>>Paxton was elected AG 3 times. Over a dozen members of the State House lost their seats when they impeached him. 3 members of the state Supreme Court lost their seats when they decided to weigh in against him.

Be chill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Previous primary Paxton was up against George P. Bush, Bush money, D.C. money and stalking horse Louie Gomert, who gave up his house seat forever to stalk for the Bush's and Won.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:11 PM (iLKq8)

284 281 Anyway her latest video was that the 2026 mid terms will be like the 2020 contested election because it has the same star energy or some shit.

Now the funny part I guarantee some of the 2026 election will be contested. Because Dems cheat. But she will take credit I am sure as predicting it via astrology

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

========

Months of mail in cheating wasn't enough, so they ballot box stuffed like Tammany Hall to barely get an electoral college victory for Biden.

Sure, 2026 can have the exact same energy as 2020.

I don't think it'll turn out the same, though. Because, you know, mail in voting has been massively curtailed almost everywhere and the Trump 2.0 DOJ is far more serious than the Trump 1.0 DOJ under Billy Barr or Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:11 PM (RtL9D)

285 Indians vote 60-30 D, so bad, but not the worst demographic.

I've known a few and their takes on American politics are interesting.

The upper class Karen cohort is as far left as people come. The average working guy much less so..

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

286 Chuck Cunningham - Gavan O'Herlihy (1951 ‑ 2021)
Season 1 Episodes 1 - 10.

Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (Za/mt)

287 Use the proper term for proper impact.

'Forensic' astrology.

Will they go full Heaven's Gate if they are blown out in November?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (p4w7z)

288 Wonder what the Bush's had on Louie that caused him to give it all up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (iLKq8)

289 Republicans trying to curry favor with the Dot Indians is a losing strategy.

Posted by: Vivek Vindaloo at September 17, 2026 01:13 PM (Fn+3X)

290 Chuck Cunningham - Gavan O'Herlihy (1951 ‑ 2021)
Season 1 Episodes 1 - 10.

Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.


Chuck's room contained a portal to another dimension. The rest of the Cunninghams wouldn't even set foot in it for the rest of the series.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)

291 My favorite drag queen is Rupaul - used to work with him at the Red Zone in NYC late '80's. Nice guy.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:14 PM (GMWTj)

292 Chuck Cunningham was the first Slider?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (p4w7z)

293 The Clancy Star Experts also say Leo's don't murder.

Some famous Leos:

Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Benito Mussolini

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (kM43H)

294 293 The Clancy Star Experts also say Leo's don't murder.

Some famous Leos:

Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Benito Mussolini

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (kM43H)

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All humanitarian leftists who only wanted the best for the little guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:16 PM (RtL9D)

295 All humanitarian leftists who only wanted the best for the little guy.

American mass media told me Mussolini was the top...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

296 Yeah Benito was the tops

Of a lamppost.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:17 PM (p4w7z)

297 Use the proper term for proper impact.

'Forensic' astrology.

Will they go full Heaven's Gate if they are blown out in November?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (p4w7z)

One can only hope.

Posted by: I'll donate to the track suit fund at September 17, 2026 01:18 PM (TbWk/)

298 Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.

Hard to believe, isn't it.

Posted by: Opie Taylor's Mother at September 17, 2026 01:18 PM (guGkK)

299 You want to alienate Gen Z voters?

Lecture them that the mass immigration by Indians is ultimately their fault for not being good enough to beat their illegal, tribal hiring practices, and that college admissions is totally not rigged to prefer non- white over white, and foreign full tuition-paying over in-state applicants. Yeah, that and you should aspire to be a Panda Express manager!

Yeah, TOTALLY NOT the results of the years of open borders and H1-b, etc abuse! You’re crazy to notice intentional demographic replacement, you ‘lil bigots!

Gah! So tired of the alleged conservatives intentionally missing the point so they aren’t forced to say mean things.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (4KUe5)

300 244 Texas State Fair coming up. Talafreako will be downing corn dogs by the dozen (whole).
Posted by: Fried Dough Concession, Here at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X)

Haven't been able to go for a couple of years- miss it so much! I want to look at the crafts, check out the butter sculpture, make a pilgrimage to the Hall of State, eat Tornado Taters and buy useless crap and some chocolate walnut fudge.

Posted by: sal at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (f+FmA)

301 So they call Pastor Babs "Past Her Boobs" right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)

302 "Chuck Cunningham - Gavan O'Herlihy (1951 ‑ 2021)
Season 1 Episodes 1 - 10.

Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing."

Friend of mine once remarked that the show missed a great opportunity - at the end of the last show of the series, Chuck could have come down the stairs and said "What's for dinner?"

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (GMWTj)

303 Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.

Hard to believe, isn't it.
Posted by: Opie Taylor's Mother


Who's the common denominator?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (Za/mt)

304 Chuck Cunningham had a sex change and became Pinky Tuscadaro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (oUMhY)

305 Nood. Mike Rogers to Rigged Debate "Moderator:" Drop Dead

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

306 Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing."

Friend of mine once remarked that the show missed a great opportunity - at the end of the last show of the series, Chuck could have come down the stairs and said "What's for dinner?"
Posted by: CTHillary


That would have been awesome.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (Za/mt)

307 244 Texas State Fair coming up. Talafreako will be downing corn dogs by the dozen (whole).
Posted by: Fried Dough Concession, Here at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X

____

Like in a corn dog gloryhole booth???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2026 01:25 PM (c1cNY)

308 Drag queen?
Pretty much has to be the Force sisters, or Erica Enders, right?
I was pretty damned attached to Paula Murphy.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (zdLoL)

309 "Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected."

Dem/RINO taqiyya.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (w6EFb)

310 Tell me this is already at least two ads in the market down there.

Posted by: mngiggle at September 17, 2026 02:04 PM (UaLwK)

311 Paxton by 7 points. 6 Gender Jimmy is going to get the votes from all the divorced cat ladies and 2nd wives who hate Paxton with a white hot fury fueled by benzos and box wine and getting stiffed on alimony in their divorces

Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (wwlYu)

312 Yeah, we've all seen this before -- A democrat leading the polls in a red state right up to election day, then suddenly the GOP candidate wins by thousands of votes. Democrat voters don't need to just win, they need to win so convincingly that the GOP can't plausibly tamper with the vote counts.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)

Pass the SAVE Act immediately! Don’t let the republicans stuff the ballot boxes!

Posted by: Advo at September 17, 2026 03:46 PM (jO4mz)

313 For the Eeyore set here: there is one form of advertising we are forgetting!

Texts.

I have already been hit with half a dozen or so. Granted, how effective are they? But they happen and that’s another avenue of outreach.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2026 04:57 PM (WB/3O)

The Morning Rant

punk-monkey.jpg

James Talarico, of six biological sexes fame, is moderating his insane rhetoric in advance of the general election in Texas. Apparently suggesting that abortion is in the Bible, that transsexualism is normal and in fact needs to be celebrated, and that poverty is violence, might not resonate with Texas voters outside of his district in and around Austin.

And like all good Democrats, he is lying to the voters to get elected, then will shift to his natural stance after the election. You know, like John Cornyn did for years!

James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him

"He's getting some advice that I don't think he should be following." She predicted he'd drop the act the moment he's safely in office, telling the undercover journalist, "I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he'll change his tune back to where he was."

What's interesting about this is that if the polls are to be believed, Talarico is leading Paxton, so his previous, longstanding and creepy lunacy about transsexualism and children and homosexuality should be a part of his seemingly winning platform. That he is shifting to a more Texas-friendly stance tells me that he isn't winning.

Lying to get elected certainly isn't reserved fro Democrats. The corporate wing of the Republican Party has embraced lying for generations! Run as a conservative, then vote in Congress as a squishy accomodationist who is willing to subvert the will of the voters for financial gain. Cornyn did it for years, and the fact that Texas finally got tired of his sh*t is a signal that MAGA sensibilities are becoming more popular.

What surprises me is that the Texas Democrat Party didn't dig up a moderate Democrat who could run on the archaic but successful principles that convinced America that Democrats represented the everyman. It's not true, and has never been true, but it worked for a long time, and my bet is that it would have worked in Texas against Paxton, who has shown very little skill at campaigning and communicating his platform.

But the Democrat Party has been overwhelmed by the insanity of transsexualism, DEI, Critical Race Theory, overt socialism, rejection of traditional America, and a host of other sophomoric but dangerous themes. So a traditional Democrat won't get much traction. The new Democrat Party is saying the quiet part out loud, and hopefully America is listening.


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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

2 Munkey!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (P6lWH)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

4 Just like all the other lefties - campaign down the middle, govern to the left of Mao.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

5 Hello.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (xJpuh)

6
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (iqcvy)

7
I truly think Her Majesty spends more time getting ready to leave than the actual trip takes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:02 AM (eRlcH)

8 Inmates.

Running the asylum. = Democrats

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)

9 Lesbian Minister Babs Miller...

I think I have found the problem.

Posted by: Mariann Edgar Budde, not a lesbian at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (P4iUb)

10 What's interesting about this is that if the polls are to be believed, Talarico is leading Paxton...

If the polls are to be believed, voters are in favor of election integrity but the Senate sure doesn't act like they believe that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (ExV1e)

11 Narrator: He never was winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:04 AM (viF8m)

12 I'll always vote to defeat Dems. They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)

13 She didn't say he was a GOOD liar.
Just that he's a liar.

I don't think he knows how to *not* be creepy, honestly.
"My favorite drag queen" certainly isn't going to do it.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:06 AM (rOKnE)

14 12 I'll always vote to defeat Dems. They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)

You can never go right, voting for a Democrat.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (Gqar8)

15 Lesbian Minister Babs Miller...

I think I have found the problem.
Posted by: Mariann Edgar Budde, not a lesbian at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (P4iUb)

If she were a busty lesbian minister, she'd be Boobs Miller.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (1z8ji)

16
Willowed

Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (P6lWH)

__________

There are the ones who are just obtuse and those that want to be perceived as eager beavers who are enthusiastic and engaged.

If you think a large Teams meeting is bad, try the AKC Delegate list. Several hundred recipients, several hundred "Great idea!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (eRlcH)

17 Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (2OBCo)

18 The same dynamic is playing out in Michigan. Abdul is pretending he isn't an America hating jihadi.

Doesn't seem to be working for him either.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (viF8m)

19 The trick is to run hard to the right, and then govern like Mao. In the sense that Mao is dead, anyway.

Posted by: GOP at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (BI5O2)

20 James Talarico is the George Santos of Beto O'Rourke's.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (MNCvZ)

21
Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (2OBCo)

_________

Tell them the charges were dismissed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (eRlcH)

22 17 Excellent! Good luck!

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (Jr5Lq)

23 The media likes this Talarico weirdo, so they'll say he's leading in the polls, has a huge following, whatever. As long as it tweaks the normies, it's good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (2Cry5)

24 >>Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.

Convicted? No.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)

25 Strange time. Serious issues, being decided on by an unserious people.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (Gqar8)

26 Paxton has played it smart by waiting until people are paying attention. He just won a primary so it isn't like he doesn't have name recognition and what he is running on.

Talarico is blowing through dem money like it is an endless supply and isn't getting much for it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:10 AM (+fpfy)

27
Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.

__________

"Don't know about them white ones, but that black one is a lyin' son of a bitch!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (eRlcH)

28
They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)



You got me there.

Posted by: Chthulhu, Dead and Dreaming at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (iqcvy)

29 21 Reversed and dismissed. No connection between one thing happening and then being reversed. Nest of subcontinentals in Tulsa, OK.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (2OBCo)

30 Narrator: He never was winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:04 AM (viF8m)


You mean that the polls are wrong? I'm shocked!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (k5CNB)

31 Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss

They never found the body.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (zWqu+)

32
James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him

And here I was unaware that we had a consulate on Lesbos.

The things you learn here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (ixS3i)

33 >>The same dynamic is playing out in Michigan. Abdul is pretending he isn't an America hating jihadi.

Doesn't seem to be working for him either.
- - -

He's obviously being packaged to appeal to Lefty women, with his dancing tv ad, his Love Island parody ad:

The new ad is apparently a takeoff on the reality show Love Island (no, I don't watch it, either), and El-Sayed is portraying a contestant who's looking for love and talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .

It gets worse. El-Sayed proceeds to tell viewers about his "type," his "red flags," and what he plans to bring to "Senate Island," all while repeatedly making references to Medicare for All as part of the schtick. At one point, he even declares that "nasty toes" give him the ick.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

34 Paxton gets a lot of criticism as a poor candidate who is openly corrupt - a talented candidate is able to disguise his perfidy.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:15 AM (2ap+5)

35 Congress taking off again. Just took five weeks off a month ago. They sure make a lot money for a part time job.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:15 AM (xJpuh)

36 James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
---
If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)

37 Final polling in 2024 Texas Senate race was Cruz +4.5, and he won by 8.5.

And I'll bet the final polling was much more accurate than the stuff in September!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (k5CNB)

38 Let them think Jimmy has a chance. More money spent in Texas means less elsewhere.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (2UnvF)

39 James is so dreamy!

Posted by: Cat Women of Austin at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (0sNs1)

40 33
He's obviously being packaged to appeal to Lefty women, with his dancing tv ad, his Love Island parody ad:

The new ad is apparently a takeoff on the reality show Love Island (no, I don't watch it, either), and El-Sayed is portraying a contestant who's looking for love and talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .

It gets worse. El-Sayed proceeds to tell viewers about his "type," his "red flags," and what he plans to bring to "Senate Island," all while repeatedly making references to Medicare for All as part of the schtick. At one point, he even declares that "nasty toes" give him the ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (Gqar8)

41 Democrats lying about who they are, what they believe, and what they will do when elected is standard democrat-communist operating procedure.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (xvV+O)

42 Texas should be able to find people than Cruz and Abbott.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2OBCo)

43 Paxton knocked off a 4 term senator to win his primary. I think we sometimes forget how hard that is to do.

Cornyn had been doling out favors to his supporters in Texas for over 20 years and had huge support from the Thune controlled NRSC slush fund and Paxton took him down. The idea he has no support in Texas is nuts.

Every single time we lose a primary to an establishment Republican we are told " the primary is over, get in line and support the winner ".

It's your turn in the barrel, establishment Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (viF8m)

44 >>Strange time. Serious issues, being decided on by an unserious people.


I think that's part of the kink?
You can't tell be the "politburo" (Jake Tapper's term) that was running the country while Biden napped didn't get a perverse thrill out of rubbing it in our faces by insisting the obviously dementia-riddled Biden was totes sane and in control.

They know it is humiliating and demoralizing to hold up people like Talerico as more Christian than everyone else, to have him use Bible verses to push the Communist crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (rOKnE)

45 If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM


All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

* wing flaps in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (0sNs1)

46 we all know Paxton went hard against Biden's agenda and won 95% of the time doing so

Be aware Karl Rove has tormented Paxton since he beat Rove's candidate Dan Branch for Texas AG in 2014. All of the bullshit insider trading accusations they tried to make against him failed. Siccing the Houston attorneys on him didn't work. Getting the RINOs in the Texas House to shit the bed with that impeachment scam was a glorious backfire.

This next session should be a good one.

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 11:20 AM (8uzBS)

47
Outrage is what the left has been running on for generations, but wages and benefits had a better broad appeal than bringing in various kook groups for a big tent majority.

The fix is in for the future: Black wymyn employed by government and government funded NGO's are in charge and the grift has to flow through them.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 11:20 AM (Y8DZL)

48 Who is Karl Rove?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (2ap+5)

49 If I were ever running a political campaign and some fag pitched a Love Island parody ad to me, I'd say "that's not going to happen. Get me Stallone on the phone. We're doing a Cobra-themed ad. Then report to the knouting chamber for your severance thrashing."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (BI5O2)

50 >>So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.


Yup. I would bet it's Linda Sarsour who's leading this, having spent so much time hanging out with idiot feminists. She know what buttons to push to make him appear safe and up to speed on their popular culture.

That as was only posted on tiktok, so he's targeting Gen Z.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (rOKnE)

51
Waiting for indictments of the female jurors in the Clancy case who started out biased against the prosecution...

(I know, I'll be waiting a long time for that.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (ixS3i)

52 Did they refile against Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)

53 I think the so-called "leak" is to reassure any base that might be scared of anything he's saying. This is a GOTV leak.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (kM43H)

54 Texas should be able to find people than Cruz and Abbott.

Your point?

Posted by: Texas GOPe at September 17, 2026 11:23 AM (zfkPG)

55 You can take the woke out of a Democrat's social media history, and his general election political ads and speeches, but you can't take the woke out of a Democrat politician.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (5rh/l)

56 Elon is putting his money on keeping Texas red.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (+fpfy)

57 Dems have been unserious for a long time. Go back to the era of "normal" Dems, like FDR. He called for freedom of speech and religion worldwide, freedom from 'want,' and freedom from 'fear.' These are all things that cannot possibly be delivered by an American [or any national] government, as ought to be recognized by any serious person.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (Jr5Lq)

58 2 Texas should be able to find people than Cruz and Abbott.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2OBCo)

Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (g8Ew8)

59 It's about time Abbott got up off his ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:25 AM (2OBCo)

60 >>Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.


That, and go up against the Bush family and friends.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (rOKnE)

61 Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss

They never found the body.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (zWqu+)

Debbie: Well, aren't *you* the lady killer

Gomez: Acquitted!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (PSEDc)

62
Did they refile against Clancy?
Posted by: Boss Moss


They should arrange for Paul Ryan to wheel her out for a stroll along the South Rim of the Grand Canyon. That guy has a particular set of skills...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (ixS3i)

63 Dems are running the Spanberger campaign: friendly bi-partisan sensible reasonable…. Then once elected full blown globalist Marxist

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (mnFxU)

64 52 Did they refile against Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)


No. Not yet.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (5rh/l)

65 Face it, Talafreekoid is a rabid commie fag saying things to placate the Bushies into voting for him.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (Q/FnY)

66 The fact that the Texas GOPe hates Paxton so much tells me it's personal. As in, that lazy eyed son of a bitch likely fingered a GOPe spouse snootch or two.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:27 AM (XOmY9)

67 James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
---
If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)
___

So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)

68 >>Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.

----

And ALL of those bail out or get sidelined quickly.

The only good people who ever get into politics do it by booting the door in and forcibly entering politics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (BI5O2)

69 The best the Dems could do in Ohio is a candidate for governor who quit her job during the covid scam because of criticism, and an ancient gravelly voiced fossil for senate who thinks it's possible for unions to recapture their influence over state politics.

The governor's race should already be over because Jim Tressel should be the candidate. Instead, we have a widely despised candidate who wants to change O-H-I-O to O-H-1-b, or at least that's the suspicion.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:29 AM (2ap+5)

70 The fix is in for the future: Black wymyn employed by government and government funded NGO's are in charge and the grift has to flow through them.
--------------------
I'm pretty sure the Karens have taken over from the Kaneeshas.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (XOmY9)

71 If you're not willing to be bought and sold or look people in the eye with a smile while plotting to ruin their life you aren't going to get very far in politics.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (kM43H)

72 Where is that fag TJM to back me up on this?

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (XOmY9)

73 >>Final polling in 2024 Texas Senate race was Cruz +4.5, and he won by 8.5.

Final Democrat Senate Primary polling had Abdul winning by double digits. He won by a single point. Nobody will ever know the impact the polls had on how many people decided not to vote but it seems likely that more than a few sat out the race thinking it was going to be a blowout.

Ignore the polls. They are designed to influence the race not report on it. Look at what's happening on the ground. Every time I try to watch a video on youtube a Talarico ad pops up begging for money.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

74 The nice part about all this is the RINO swine unmasking themselves. The miserable swine Cornyn is now telling his few remaining followers that he's voting traitor rat this time round. Everyone in the Establishment Republican Party (i.e. RINOs/Bush "Republicans") is nodding along sagely. This after years of snidely telling us to shut up and fall in line...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (5pKp7)

75 Does the Washing Soda kitchen sink thing work.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (2OBCo)

76
So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)

I'll leave these kinds of judgments completely up to God. Who knows. Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew8)

77 A quick campaign status update.

As of this morning, I'm at 68 of the 150 required Easton/Weston/Redding donors, and $3,215 of the $6,700 I need to trigger CEP public financing, leaving 82 more local donors and $3,485 to close by this Sunday 20 September.

My opponent Anne Hughes doesn't just hold this CT-135 seat; she co-chairs the House Progressive Caucus, and she's been at the front of the push to bring California's playbook to Connecticut.

Give to my campaign here: https://tinyurl.com/2dr6tp2e

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)

78 Ignore the polls. They are designed to influence the race not report on it. Look at what's happening on the ground. Every time I try to watch a video on youtube a Talarico ad pops up begging for money.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

They are equally designed to obscure the race.

If you don't know the state of the electorate you can't track the fraud.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (kM43H)

79 >>> If the polls are to be believed, voters are in favor of election integrity but the Senate sure doesn't act like they believe that.

Is the house/senate really going to go on a break again until after the midterms? After just getting back from vacation?

It's very exhausting being a constitutional conservative, and defending it from the DSA rabble that want to tear it all down, when the politicians that represent us keep blatantly spitting in my face and reminding me they hate me.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (Eng1Z)

80 'Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.'

I wonder how many good respectable people are left in the USA. The pool from which to choose candidates seems shallow.

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (Jr5Lq)

81 Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew

After all Satan fulfills part of God's plan.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:34 AM (kM43H)

82 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (+fpfy)

83 When tyranny comes to America it will be waving a transgender pride flag and promising "Medicare for All."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (hcSXH)

84 64 52 Did they refile against Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)


No. Not yet.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (5rh/l)


Maybe, just maybe, they are waiting until the News Cycle moves on to the Next Crisis!!!! For good motivations if they file, for bad if they just let the matter die. The public is feckless, after all.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (Gqar8)

85 Looking forward to Senate GOP referring to this twink as "Our esteemed colleague. " You know they will.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 11:36 AM (bX16E)

86 82 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (+fpfy)

=======

At least his haircut has improved (which was admittedly a very low bar)

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:36 AM (2ap+5)

87 All Paxton has to do is tell Texans the truth.

"Vote for me and not that weird faggot."

Not hard.

Posted by: Pray and Vote the gay away at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (P4iUb)

88 67 James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
---
If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)
___

So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)

I seriously doubt that “ minister” believes that.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar8)

89 Thx CBD.
The fact that the polls are close, even though I don't believe them, should tell the Bushes , Cornyn and Rove to shut the eff up and vote for Paxton. Paxton may have ended the Bush dynasty when he beat Jeb! spawn, but Talarico is a lunatic who must be stopped

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (oUMhY)

90 I'll leave these kinds of judgments completely up to God. Who knows. Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew
___

In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.

This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)

91 Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)

I put something in the sidebar...that might help.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:38 AM (k5CNB)

92 Clancy's former husband is doing an interview on 60 Minutes this Sunday.

The calls for the head of Bari Weiss from the left are only going to increase.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:38 AM (viF8m)

93
I wonder how many good respectable people are left in the USA. The pool from which to choose candidates seems shallow.

----'

Plenty. It's not shallow. Millions and millions of people better suited to good government than these fucking swine.

But, our government is not good. It operates on YD's Corollary to Gresham's Law. Once an institution acquires sufficient wealth and power, it attracts evil like flies to honey, and the bad people gradually drive out the good, until it's wholly debased.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (BI5O2)

94 I seriously doubt that “ minister” believes that.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar
__

She's not alone.

Not reading and applying Scripture is quite common.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (DBEh4)

95 Was disappointed to see comedian Ron White supporting Talarico.
He was talking with Joe Rogan and claimed Paxton was dirty, " a bad egg", that only the wealthy have their kids in Texas private schools, and that Talarivo got his attention when he opposed a school vouchers bill.
Ron said that they need to beef up Texas puic schools/education and vouchers will take away from that.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (Zzk8n)

96 I doubt Congress is "on vaca." They do most of the back door shit when away from the capital city. No reporters snooping around, probably few, if any staffers too. So they can wink and nod about fucking us over when they get back to "work" in another month or two.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (2Cry5)

97 90

In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.

This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)

Sounds to me like you take the word of God seriously. Same. “ Religiosity doesn’t cut it, in the end, does it?

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar8)

98 Paxton will win, but he needs to decisively crush Talerico so that national Democrats will think twice about funding such whackadoo candidates in our state.

Texas Republicans -- mad about Cornyn -- will not commit the resources needed to crush Talerico, so they will have to pay for this fight again in two years, and every two years.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (GD2xa)

99 In the next presidential election, the democrats should consider running the ticket of Talarico and El Sayed. It's just going to be difficult deciding which to put at the top of the ticket, because they're pretty much equal in their hatred for America. I have to say though, I think El Sayed edges out Talarico. And, hey, he'll get the endorsement of Governor Witchmer, which is no small thing. She'll get all the liberal ladies on his side.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (0Htd1)

100 There is no money coming to Talarico.

He's a disaster. And the donors know it.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (XOmY9)

101 Talarico is a serpent. A liar and a deceiver. An acolyte of the Great Deceiver.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (F5Hzk)

102
Who is Karl Rove?
Posted by: Oglebay


The mirror universe James Carville.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 11:42 AM (Cqx++)

103 Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)

Not part of the campaign but I would like to vouch for Darrell as a longtime moron in very good standing with me in particular. The incident in question may have happened a decade ago but this elephant does not forget.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (kM43H)

104 Talarico is a serpent. A liar and a deceiver. An acolyte of the Great Deceiver.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (F5Hzk)

Serpents are smart. I would say worm.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (kM43H)

105 I get a couple of fundraising texts from Talarico every day. From a different number every time. I know it's different because I report it for spam and block each one.

On a different note, I talked to a pollster on Saturday. That has led to a bunch of fundraising texts from Paxton.

I'm looking forward to the election being over. At least then, the texts will go back to the "we want to loan money to your business" scams.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (bXODF)

106 Right on cue. Imagine how desperate Abdul must be to ask for help from Harris.

>>@america
·
1h
>>Kamala Harris is returning to the campaign trail to rally with Abdul El-Sayed.

>>GOP Michigan Senate Candidate Mike Rogers: “Desperation. He’s having a difficult time with African Americans across the state.”

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (viF8m)

107 Actually, the Democrats should run a ticket of Pete Buttigieg and James Talarico in 2028.
I leave it to them to determine who'll be "on top".

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:44 AM (MNCvZ)

108 I don't even HAVE a business. I wrangle bits for a living. For someone else. Several someones else, actually.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2026 11:45 AM (bXODF)

109 seriously doubt that “ minister” believes that.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar

It's in the Bible! It's in the Bible! United States of KKK A...

(shucks and jives)

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:45 AM (kM43H)

110 nd talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.
Posted by: tubal


I see some verbiage that's supposed to appeal to the Big Eva crowd as well.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (vJrRc)

111 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM


Probably not all he's blown...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (P6lWH)

112 95 wait Ron White called someone else a bad egg?! That's been Ron's charm and basically his whole career.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (bX16E)

113 The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)

114 Kamala Harris is returning to the campaign trail to rally with Abdul El-Sayed.
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Huh. Remember the big "war" between the DNC and DSA? So.... about that....

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (kM43H)

115 107 Actually, the Democrats should run a ticket of Pete Buttigieg and James Talarico in 2028.
I leave it to them to determine who'll be "on top".

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:44 AM (MNCvZ)

=======

For those who think that Biden only won SC in the 2020 Dem primary because James Clyburn endorsed him.

Well...

https://x.com/virtueemoir29/status/
2100396445711155678

Clyburn essentially just endorsed Kamala.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (RtL9D)

116 Blacks may not vote for R Mike Rogers, simply because he's a white Republican, but I doubt they're ( particularly the Christian ones) are going to come out for a Muslim guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (JrHfD)

117 Sounds to me like you take the word of God seriously. Same. “ Religiosity doesn’t cut it, in the end, does it?
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar
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Religiosity is what nailed Christ to the Cross.

And no, it doesn't cut it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (DBEh4)

118 111 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM

========

And it was all fundraising in CA.

Well, most of it.

Because his campaign is a scam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (RtL9D)

119 The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)
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So what you're saying, is that teacher unions are on borrowed time?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:48 AM (DBEh4)

120 Kamala Harris is returning to the campaign trail to rally with Abdul El-Sayed.
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And if anyone didn't think she was an awful candidate before this ought to convince the sane ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 11:48 AM (JrHfD)

121 Not reading and applying Scripture is quite common.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM


So you're familiar with the Harvard School of Divinity, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (P6lWH)

122 Was disappointed to see comedian Ron White supporting Talarico.

wow! I used to like that guy.

y'all see what's going on in Michigan with those brothers that are going after the dems and the FBI?

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (8uzBS)

123 Also worth noting that Dem enthusiasm is really high and their base has been paying attention to the election through the summer.

Our base has not...because they work and have kids and generally fulfilling lives.

The elections didn't really start until last week for us. August polling is shit, Sept gets better, and by Oct we'll likely have a much clearer picture. Something like this:

Collins down 4 against cousin fucker, wins by 5
Paxton up 2 on Talafreako wins by 8
Rogers even with Bin Laden, wins by 1
Husted even with Brown - pure toss up
Tafoya down by 3 against Uber Karen, wins by .2
Ossoff wins
Cooper wins NC
No one mentions Iowa, blowout
Sununu wins NH, no one was paying attention

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (XOmY9)

124 In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.

This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)

You still might notice that it's God that only has that privilege one way or the other. How about hoping (and praying) that Talerico will see the light one day and start admitting he was wrong. That's OUR job.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew8)

125 So you're familiar with the Harvard School of Divinity, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (P6lWH)
__

Sadly, it's quite common.

Gotta keep those coffers full.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (DBEh4)

126 TheJamesMadison, his FEC filings show that to be true. Individual donors amount to bupkis.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (+fpfy)

127 Field Marshal Zhukov
Yup. He thinks Talarico is a good guy because he wanted to funnel money to his comrades in the public schools.

We know they will in turn send it to dems while indoctrinating and transing kids, but not teaching them reading or math.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (Zzk8n)

128 Is the house/senate really going to go on a break again until after the midterms?

The House definitely is. The Senate isn't going to pass anything so not much point in staying.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)

129 > Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
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I imagine he, personally, pockets a fair amount, but the bulk of that $40M is being scarfed up by his staffers and anyone they contract with for events. AKA "payoffs"

So I'd wager some of those events have paid attendees.

It's all fake, ghey and lame.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:51 AM (2Cry5)

130 I'd like for him to say where in the Bible that "abortion is ok."

I know it's not ok nor in the Word of God, but I'd like to see him squirm.

On the other hand that could be disgusting and a big no for me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (hzuYO)

131 113 The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.

Posted by: Oglebay
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AI; Indoctrination perfected.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (iLKq8)

132 123 Also worth noting that Dem enthusiasm is really high and their base has been paying attention to the election through the summer.

Our base has not...because they work and have kids and generally fulfilling lives.


Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (XOmY9)

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This is a misreading, I think. It's a relic of a different media environment.

Polling is somewhere between honest mistakes (response rate bias) and just outright fraud, with a shocking amount just being fraud by this point.

The electorate does not shift materially over a few months, especially not a few weeks. What happens is that progressives just are more enthused about...answering pollster phonecalls and sticking through the whole survey (many pollsters don't use responses if the respondent doesn't complete the survey all the way).

If the primary polling is any indication, we may be looking at one of the worst polling misses in the last 20 years. Polling firms are simply not getting the white working class voters at all, and they're not correcting for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (RtL9D)

133 Because his campaign is a scam.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Sums up the left worldwide at this point.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (Y8DZL)

134 Paxton's platform:
1) he fought for Texas tirelessly against the corrupt Biden administration;
2) he's an actual Republican;
3) he's not Talafrico or Cornyn.

That's a solid platform, IMO!

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (lCppi)

135 How about hoping (and praying) that Talerico will see the light one day and start admitting he was wrong. That's OUR job.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew

I do a lot of blanket ones for that shit. I don't have time or inclination to single out each corrupt decrepid handmaiden of Satan for enlightenment. If God wants to call me out on that I'm sure He will.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (kM43H)

136 126 TheJamesMadison, his FEC filings show that to be true. Individual donors amount to bupkis.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (+fpfy)

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Talarico's campaign is a vehicle for his consultants to built generational wealth, and not to win an election.

Change my mind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:53 AM (RtL9D)

137 The government is a scam.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:53 AM (kM43H)

138 You still might notice that it's God that only has that privilege one way or the other. How about hoping (and praying) that Talerico will see the light one day and start admitting he was wrong. That's OUR job.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew
___

I pray for my enemies every single day.
The thought of anyone spending eternity apart from Him is too horrible to contemplate for too long.

And yes, I don't want to hear those words from the Lord myself, all because I found it easier and less burdensome to wish ill on my enemies than to pray for their salvation.

Sharing the Gospel is our job.

The results are His.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (DBEh4)

139 I think they ran Talarico over a more "moderate" Democrat because they truly believe he is a "dreamboat" and will appeal to women of all political stripes.

Posted by: watnow at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2oXp3)

140 ----
I imagine he, personally, pockets a fair amount, but the bulk of that $40M is being scarfed up by his staffers and anyone they contract with for events. AKA "payoffs"

So I'd wager some of those events have paid attendees.

It's all fake, ghey and lame.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
----

Being a Democrat is a money making scheme.
Have you tried AmWay?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (iLKq8)

141
Polling is somewhere between honest mistakes (response rate bias) and just outright fraud, with a shocking amount just being fraud by this point.

Right... Yesterdays'' NYT poll says the voters trust the Dems more on..... Immigration by almost 10 points... Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (+gK6I)

142 162,000 jobs created in August shattering expectations. Manufacturing jobs are pouring back into the country. Now this.

>>@JustTheNews
·
2m
>>Unemployment claims drop to 196,000, lowest level since mid-July, beating expectations

Tell me again how bad the economy is.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)

143 I pray that all of the enemies of God are obstructed and confounded in their evil plans to further Satan’s desires. Oh, and that they may turn away from their evil desires.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar8)

144 There's a shocking number of respondents in these polls who say that they didn't vote in 2024.

Like, 20%.

You want to know the percentage of people who voted in 2022 but not 2020? It was like 1%.

From 2024 to now, brand new registrations are 0.7% of the registration pool.

Pollsters are putting out polls where 20% of the survey is fake. Just...outright fake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:55 AM (RtL9D)

145 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.

!

Posted by: Phrasing! at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zfkPG)

146 I think they ran Talarico over a more "moderate" Democrat because they truly believe he is a "dreamboat" and will appeal to women of all political stripes.

Posted by: watnow at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2oXp3)

Not black women.

Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)

147 145 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.

!

Posted by: Phrasing! at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zfkPG)

======

She knows what she said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (RtL9D)

148 It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zWqu+)

149 >>Unemployment claims drop to 196,000, lowest level since mid-July, beating expectations

Tell me again how bad the economy is.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)

And the retail sales numbers were up too...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (+gK6I)

150 146 I think they ran Talarico over a more "moderate" Democrat because they truly believe he is a "dreamboat" and will appeal to women of all political stripes.

Posted by: watnow at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2oXp3)

Not black women.

Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)

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White progressives in Texas hate black people and think they're unelectable. That's why they gave Assad margins to Talarico in Austin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (RtL9D)

151 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
------

Piker

Posted by: Kamalaalalaala at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (kM43H)

152 I pray that all of the enemies of God are obstructed and confounded in their evil plans to further Satan’s desires. Oh, and that they may turn away from their evil desires.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar
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That's pretty much all we can do.

But dang, the enemy makes it so hard...

Especially when it comes to harming kids.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:57 AM (DBEh4)

153 >>And the retail sales numbers were up too...

Where would we be without "experts" to tell us what's going on?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:57 AM (viF8m)

154 >>Unemployment claims drop to 196,000, lowest level since mid-July, beating expectations

Tell me again how bad the economy is.

Posted by: JackStraw


I guess it depends who you are. Multiple sources report 98% of them went to women.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 11:57 AM (OUMaO)

155 Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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wut?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)

156 >>> The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)

Apparently though, Microsoft signed a legally enforceable agreement giving the Randi Weingarten teacher's union oversight of AI safety and privacy standards. I assume if AI takes over teaching, they will still have their claws in it. And will help shape WHAT AI teaches kids, and it won't be benign.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (Eng1Z)

157 155 Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
___

wut?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)

Sometimes the brush is broad.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (Gqar8)

158
I do a lot of blanket ones for that shit.

__________

One of my Rosary intentions is for the conversion of sinners and unbelievers. Covers the field, I think

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (eRlcH)

159 "Millions and millions of people better suited to good government than these fucking swine."

Is there anybody you can name, not currently in govt, who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption? I can't think of any.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (Jr5Lq)

160 This is a misreading, I think. It's a relic of a different media environment.

Polling is somewhere between honest mistakes (response rate bias) and just outright fraud, with a shocking amount just being fraud by this point.

The electorate does not shift materially over a few months, especially not a few weeks. What happens is that progressives just are more enthused about...answering pollster phonecalls and sticking through the whole survey (many pollsters don't use responses if the respondent doesn't complete the survey all the way).

If the primary polling is any indication, we may be looking at one of the worst polling misses in the last 20 years. Polling firms are simply not getting the white working class voters at all, and they're not correcting for it.
-------------
I actually think we're saying the same thing here.

For whatever reason, our people are not being polled. I'm just offering plausible suggestions as to why. But your point stands and I totally agree with it.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (XOmY9)

161 Talarico's Fill in Name Here]'s campaign is a vehicle for his/her consultants to built generational wealth, and not to win an election.

Change my mind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:53 AM


Edited for broader coverage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (P6lWH)

162 That's pretty much all we can do.

But dang, the enemy makes it so hard...

Especially when it comes to harming kids.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


Difficult under best of circumstances. Praying that evil be redeemed as it lounges in luxury, while you feel like you're slipping under for the last time...

I'll be honest. Yes, if I passed and found the day I'd died my worst enemy was saved, and now we were striding into the New Jerusalem together...it's a weird thought in this life. I suppose I'd celebrate the victory and new brother in that time, though. Hard to wrap your head around.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (OUMaO)

163 What's an Assad margin?

Posted by: I'll ask at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)

164 Tell me again how bad the economy is.
Posted by: JackStraw


Oh, we will. Have you noticed that my prices have little to do with supply and demand? Because they're set in "exchanges"?

Posted by: The Gas Pump at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (zHdFR)

165 >>Is there anybody you can name, not currently in govt, who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption? I can't think of any.

Elon. But he's far too smart to get into politics himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)

166 Ron said that they need to beef up Texas puic schools/education and vouchers will take away from that.

Texas schools already got more money than they should. Maybe cut down on the administrator positions. I'd add to kick out the illegals but the courts have declared that everyone on the planet has a right to my money except me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (ExV1e)

167 Secular solutions to spiritual matters is always a hard slog.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

168 Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
___

wut?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)

Jasmine Crockett is not in the mood to campaign with Talarico. Black women wanted her, and I wouldn't expect them to show up at the polls for Talarico.

Alienating your most enthusiastic voting bloc... It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:01 PM (gLYp7)

169 155 Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
___

wut?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)

=======

Crockett won Obama levels of the black vote in the primary against Talarico.

When there's a clear racial preference in a Democrat primary, and the black choice loses, black turnout goes down in the general election.

It won't be complete collapse. The black vote won't go from 13% to 2% in Texas. But it will go from 13% to 12%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (RtL9D)

170
I have, for once, nothing on my schedule or mind today. That's an infrequent occurrence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (eRlcH)

171
Booker / Beshear '28

Even if AOC decides it's her time.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Y8DZL)

172 170
I have, for once, nothing on my schedule or mind today. That's an infrequent occurrence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (eRlcH)

Did you remember to feed the dogs???

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar8)

173 The child molesters, especially the doctors, med centers and parent enthusiasts. I pray God watch them and not forget them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (iLKq8)

174 It makes no difference how you feel about it, the days of an intelligent child progressing academically at the pace of the slowest children in the classroom are over. The Young Lady's Illustrative Primer is here.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (2ap+5)

175 >>@townhallcom
·
Sep 16
>>EXCLUSIVE: TALARICO SUPER PAC CAUGHT PAYING VOTERS!

>>"We are paying people $25...a roundabout way of paying people for their votes."

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)

176 160 I actually think we're saying the same thing here.

For whatever reason, our people are not being polled. I'm just offering plausible suggestions as to why. But your point stands and I totally agree with it.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (XOmY9)

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I just don't think it's a lack of interest in politics.

Our committed partisans who obsess over politics are as numerous as theirs.

The 24/7/365 news environment is just a place where there's always going to be enough people on every side of the aisle to answer polls, to fill out the 300-400 responses a polling firm needs to cover our side.

We just have no time for an industry we've grown to despise and distrust.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (RtL9D)

177 Is there anybody you can name, not currently in govt, who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption? I can't think of any.
Posted by: gp

My mom.

She wouldn't want the job, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (zWqu+)

178 Abortion IS IN the Bible (OT). It says that if 1 or more people conspire to abort a baby? They should all be put to death. It's in the "eye for an eye, a life for a life" part. The life refers to the unborn child.

Posted by: 5Cats at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (G1Bav)

179 Why would anybody believe that this fucking weirdo has any special knowledge or wisdom that will be a contribution to the texas legislature carrying out it charter? All this guy does is whip up fury and outrage and division. He's a narcissistic psychopath. An evil agent of chaos.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (5C90x)

180 I only block the so-called republican/conservative numbers by telling them to fuck off.

I *want* the democrats to waste their money asking me to give them some.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (POm5P)

181 wut?

Posted by: SMH
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Jasmine Ratshit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iLKq8)

182 I used to have a different nic
I've noticed when public schools get more money, administrator costs go up and little of that money goes to classrooms.

Besides, they've done an awful job with what they have been given.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (Zzk8n)

183 113 The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)
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Well now you've given me a project to muck about with in Claude for the next few hours!

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (oqH4h)

184 Honestly, the Prodigal Son can be a hard lesson to swallow. I suppose it's category error of sorts--when the After comes all who move on will be on even ground and equals before the Lord. (Aside from a few martyrs and truly holy folk, amongst which I do not count myself as of now.)

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (OUMaO)

185 Apparently though, Microsoft signed a legally enforceable agreement giving the Randi Weingarten teacher's union oversight of AI safety and privacy standards. I assume if AI takes over teaching, they will still have their claws in it. And will help shape WHAT AI teaches kids, and it won't be benign.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (Eng1Z)
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I know God wins in the end.

But the Book of Revelation was written for a reason.

A lot of things in that book makes a whole lotta sense when viewed through the lens of technology.

No one buys or sells unless they have the mark can only happen when the world is so interconnected, that there is no privacy whatsoever, unless you go totally off grid, and even then, one risks being found.

IMHO, AI development kinda has to happen.
But it's a tool, and though S'tan's peeps are suing it for ill, it can also be used to spread the Gospel, thus ultimately saving lives.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (DBEh4)

186 Jasmine Ratshit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iLKq
__

oh

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (DBEh4)

187 178 Abortion IS IN the Bible (OT). It says that if 1 or more people conspire to abort a baby? They should all be put to death. It's in the "eye for an eye, a life for a life" part. The life refers to the unborn child.
Posted by: 5Cats at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (G1Bav)

Oh, the Old Testament??? That’s so icky!!! They were SO MEAN back then!!

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (Gqar8)

188 We just have no time for an industry we've grown to despise and distrust.
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Agreed.

What do you think of NH and MN? Those are the only two that I think might be interesting. OH is going to be difficult but the others I think are pretty well cooked.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (XOmY9)

189 Talarico is an op, a total op.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (iLKq8)

190 Yesterday I had thought conservatives had won in Sweden. Nope, the left pulled out a victory. Let's see if they keep the deportation policy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (oUMhY)

191 I have, for once, nothing on my schedule or mind today. That's an infrequent occurrence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Have you started day-drinking yet?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ)

192 Is there anybody you can name, not currently in govt, who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption? I can't think of any.
Posted by: gp


Last one I knew, I buried at the end of '16.

Nothing's been right since, but that's likely unrelated.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (OUMaO)

193 Good thing I no longer live in Texas, otherwise I'd be forced to vote for the black woman.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (DBEh4)

194 I don't vote for my Congressman. He will still win because of his support from Raytheon and Lockheed but he has no interest in his other constituents.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (+fpfy)

195 193 Good thing I no longer live in Texas, otherwise I'd be forced to vote for the black woman.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (DBEh4)

Snort.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (Gqar8)

196 188 We just have no time for an industry we've grown to despise and distrust.
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Agreed.

What do you think of NH and MN? Those are the only two that I think might be interesting. OH is going to be difficult but the others I think are pretty well cooked.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (XOmY9)

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I dunno. Polling seems hopeful, but polling...spit.

MN seems to be getting dragged down because of the Somali fraud stench which seems to be over the party, so we'll see.

And NH has been always a bridesmaid and never a bride at the federal level for the GOP for a while now.

The GOP's spending advantage is allowing them to put decent money into the cheaper markets there which should coincide with some GOTV efforts. So, we'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (RtL9D)

197
Did you remember to feed the dogs???
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar

_________

They were taken care of at 9:00 and have free feeding during the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (eRlcH)

198 I have, for once, nothing on my schedule or mind today. That's an infrequent occurrence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM


Perhaps plan a grand entrance into the Café?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (0sNs1)

199 {{{{{{Ben Had}}}}}}

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (DBEh4)

200 Heya Duncanthrax!! *hugs*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (DBEh4)

201 Sweden declared the Iranian Ambassador persona non grata and kicked him out and all of the staff.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (+fpfy)

202 Julian Assange dropped a tweet this morning with a photo of him and all it said was "Im back".

hmm

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (viF8m)

203 > >>"We are paying people $25...a roundabout way of paying people for their votes."
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Like I said at #129

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (2Cry5)

204 I'll be honest. Yes, if I passed and found the day I'd died my worst enemy was saved, and now we were striding into the New Jerusalem together...it's a weird thought in this life. I suppose I'd celebrate the victory and new brother in that time, though. Hard to wrap your head around.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (OUMaO)

Something I've contemplated over more than a few cigars. I concluded that we leave behind everything not of God when we pass, including the pain caused by others. We are made into new beings. Because God is love, we readily recognize and remember those who loved us in our previous life. Everyone else is just another member of the Choir Eternal..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (nbLIj)

205 Elon. But he's far too smart to get into politics himself.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)


He can't be President. He couldn't accomplish anything meaningful in Congress. Better he continues where he is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (ExV1e)

206 "who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption"

Thomas Sowell, maybe.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (Jr5Lq)

207 201 Sweden declared the Iranian Ambassador persona non grata and kicked him out and all of the staff.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (+fpfy)

And there was much rejoicing

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar8)

208 207 201 Sweden declared the Iranian Ambassador persona non grata and kicked him out and all of the staff.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (+fpfy)

And there was much rejoicing

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar

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Why?

Did they eat his minstrels?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (RtL9D)

209 It's too early yet, but starting October 1, The Turtle will be barnstorming in all the tight races. He, alone, will turn the tide.

Posted by: Reptile Magnetism Wins The Day at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (Fn+3X)

210 @196 TJM, Tafoya is putting up a good fight in Minn. Will she win , probably not, but she'll draw some more conservative non insane Dems who realize Flanagan is batshit nuts.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (oUMhY)

211 SMH, you were in my thoughts today as I envisioned you enjoying your surroundings.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (+fpfy)

212
I can only fear my appearance at The Dock.

*banging gavel*

"Life, plus 99 years!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (eRlcH)

213 211 SMH, you were in my thoughts today as I envisioned you enjoying your surroundings.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (+fpfy)

She must beware the Ticks.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (Gqar8)

214 Had to check
DDG Search Assist

Jasmine Crockett received 87% of the Black vote in the Democratic primary against James Talarico

- > going back for Paxton

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (iLKq8)

215 Heya Duncanthrax!! *hugs*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM


{{{{{{{{{SMH}}}}}}}}}

It's good to have you around!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (0sNs1)

216 209 It's too early yet, but starting October 1, The Turtle will be barnstorming in all the tight races. He, alone, will turn the tide.

Posted by: Reptile Magnetism Wins The Day at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (Fn+3X)

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Heh.

The NC campaign kicked off in high gear last night with Trump doing a rally in the state with Whatley.

I've seen majority negative Cooper ads so far (and exclusively anti-Cooper mailers despite me being a registered Independent and Dolley being a registered Democrat in the state).

But, the real kickoff was last night, alongside news over the last week of PACs and other groups throwing in some solid money into the state pro-Whatley and con-Cooper.

Cooper himself is saying it's a 1-3 point race.

Should be interestin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (RtL9D)

217 I've noticed when public schools get more money, administrator costs go up and little of that money goes to classrooms.

Besides, they've done an awful job with what they have been given.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (Zzk8n)


I live in Texas. Our elementary schools have million dollar football stadiums (exaggeration). If the classroom needs funds, there's plenty that could be cut to get it without taking still more from the people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

218 Barnstorming Turtle opened for someone

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar8)

219 *fap fap fap*

Oh my multigendered God I love trans children so much, so much, SOOOOOO MUUUUCH NNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!

Posted by: James Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM (TbWk/)

220 >>It makes no difference how you feel about it, the days of an intelligent child progressing academically at the pace of the slowest children in the classroom are over. The Young Lady's Illustrative Primer is here.

Was in an experimental system in junior high, programmed learning. Student goes through material at his/her own pace, takes a 'quiz' at the end of a lesson, a 'test' at the end of a chapter. In algebra, about 6 weeks into the term, one of the teachers who was supposed to be 'just answering questions' gathered the ones who hadn't got far enough and put them into a standard classroom. She added more as time went by and about 40% of the class was sitting in front of her by the end of the school year. The district ended the experiment the next year.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

221 210 @196 TJM, Tafoya is putting up a good fight in Minn. Will she win , probably not, but she'll draw some more conservative non insane Dems who realize Flanagan is batshit nuts.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (oUMhY)

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Fingers crossed!

It would entertain me greatly if the GOP held onto NC and picked off some number of MI, GA, NH, and MN.

No one is really investing in GA on the GOP side for senate now, but that may be because the GOP candidate for governor is spending $90 million of his own money on his own race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (RtL9D)

222 Talarico, which one of the six is he? We need to see the other five.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (CtB0/)

223 Read an analysis yesterday that Sweden is toast demographically.

As a result, the Swedish Bikini Team will become the Swedish Burka Team.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (0sNs1)

224 I got the job. I've accepted two job offers. What do I do if the better job doesn't flake on the background check? I can only be in one place at a time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:14 PM (2OBCo)

225 Any word from Talarico's 'girlfriend'?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:14 PM (0sNs1)

226 She must beware the Ticks.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (Gqar

Only evildoers need beware the Tick, chum!

Posted by: The Tick, nigh invulnerable at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (TbWk/)

227 Ken Paxton, received about 14% of the Black vote in the 2022 Texas Republican attorney general primary runoff, according to exit-poll estimates. Paxton won the overall runoff with 68% of the vote.
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John Cornyn received about 8% of the Black vote in the 2020 Texas Republican Senate primary, according to exit-poll estimates. Exit polls are sample-based, so the figure should be treated as an estimate rather than an official vote count.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (iLKq8)

228 Have you started day-drinking yet?
Posted by: Bulg

Outside the Eye-opener, mid-morning Bloody Mary, Silver Bullet Lunch and 3PM Happy Hour, this is a bad idea.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (Y8DZL)

229
>>EXCLUSIVE: TALARICO SUPER PAC CAUGHT PAYING VOTERS!

>>"We are paying people $25...a roundabout way of paying people for their votes."


It's no $5000 but it's a start.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)

230 Read an analysis yesterday that Sweden is toast demographically.

As a result, the Swedish Bikini Team will become the Swedish Burka Team.

Posted by: Duncanthrax


You really think the goats would stand still long enough for that?

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (OUMaO)

231 $20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (2OBCo)

232 Rahm Emmanuel made a fool of himself this morning on CNBC, arguing there are centrist Democrats that can get elected, and then he cited a list of candidates to prove his point, none of whom have a shot in hell of winning their races. Emmanuel is pro-police, having been a mayor, pro closed borders, pro free enterprise, and a globalist. He's the mirror image of a bunch of GOPe types, but he thinks he has a viable candidacy as a Democrat. What a nutty thing to think.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (3MCWg)

233 What surprises me is that the Texas Democrat Party didn't dig up a moderate Democrat

Because Donald Trump IS a moderate Democrat.

As per the current left Clinton era policies or hell Obama era policies are now "far right wing extremism"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

234 I live in Texas. Our elementary schools have million dollar football stadiums (exaggeration). If the classroom needs funds, there's plenty that could be cut to get it without taking still more from the people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM


Several years ago, the Katy ISD bond issue to fund their new stadium failed. So, they built it anyway. Right next to the old stadium.

I found that instructive. Priorities, you know.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2026 12:17 PM (bXODF)

235 232 Rahm Emmanuel made a fool of himself this morning on CNBC, arguing there are centrist Democrats that can get elected, and then he cited a list of candidates to prove his point, none of whom have a shot in hell of winning their races. Emmanuel is pro-police, having been a mayor, pro closed borders, pro free enterprise, and a globalist. He's the mirror image of a bunch of GOPe types, but he thinks he has a viable candidacy as a Democrat. What a nutty thing to think.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (3MCWg)

=========

And he's Jewish.

Dude doesn't have a dream of coming in 12th in the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:17 PM (RtL9D)

236 Donald Trump received approximately 18% of the Black vote in Texas during the 2024 election

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:18 PM (iLKq8)

237 "I got the job." Well done!

"I can only be in one place at a time."

I always mess up on the 'can you be in two places at once' interview question. I know they want 'yes,' but I can't figure out a credible followup to 'good, how would you do it?'

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

238 nood

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

239 I live in Texas. Our elementary schools have million dollar football stadiums (exaggeration). If the classroom needs funds, there's plenty that could be cut to get it without taking still more from the people.

Government at every level is wildly overfunded.

My metric is if your state has the funds for a squirrel killing assualt team you could knock your state budget by 90% with no impact visible to normies, I guess outside of their pets not getting murdered.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)

240 THE BOSS HAS A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (IfYAC)

241 As for the economy, it is not good in my neck of the woods.
Arizona.
Myself and multiple co-workers have been trying to find employment elsewhere with no luck.
I have applied for jobs I am definitely qualified for and never even received a "piss off" response.

I'm hearing a lot of it in general here.
Also noticed the wages being offered are down

People seemed to think Trump would magically restore food prices, gas, etc. to what they were before Biden sent them into orbit.
That it hasn't happened will cause a loss in support from the LIVs.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (Zzk8n)

242 A big reason affluent-district Texas schools have grandiose football stadiums is that they have to share 'excess' funds with less-affluent districts. Build a mega-million dollar football stadium, and there aren't any excess funds.

Our local ISD is going to put some bonds on the ballot this year, mostly to give teachers and staff a salary increase. Our test scores are median, at best, but we want the 'best' teachers, don'cha know?

I know a couple of substitute teachers. Their stories are wild. Home-schooling is the way to go, unfortunately.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (0sNs1)

243 George W. Bush received 11% of the Black vote in Texas in the 2004 presidential election, according to exit-poll data.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (iLKq8)

244 If you don't want you child to be an illiterate, raging communist, faggot; Home School is the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (iLKq8)

245 Our local ISD is going to put some bonds on the ballot this year, mostly to give teachers and staff a salary increase. Our test scores are median, at best, but we want the 'best' teachers, don'cha know?

Honestly this is the reverse of the direction we should go.

Teaching should be mostly an end of career type job for people with expertise in their field.

I was a chemistry teacher who is a 30 year industry vet who wants to semi-retire. Not a 25 year old with a masters of Ed who has only learned anything about chemistry from binge watching Breaking Bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

246 Texas USED TO BE a really great state before the mob of Izzies, 'ex'-Failrornites, disturbed Northerners, footloose 'Noo Yawk!'-ers, and the rest of the ones who voted 'blue' and then recognized the failure of their belief system decided to beat feet to the Lands of Common Sense. Now they're shittifying the places they moved to. And think: They were made WELCOME in their new homes. Stevie Wonder's still right: "When you believe in things / That you don't understand / You will suffer" … yeah you right, Stevie.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (ayRl+)

247 The democrats don't really mean it.

Posted by: Average America at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (TBtE9)

248 Texas USED TO BE a really great state before the mob of Izzies, 'ex'-Failrornites, disturbed Northerners, footloose 'Noo Yawk!'-ers, and the rest of the ones who voted 'blue' and then recognized the failure of their belief system decided to beat feet to the Lands of Common Sense.
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The same in NC. The last election, less than 1/2 of voters were NC natives. It's a cancer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)

249 Daniels: "You've said you want to be helpful. So why do things that you know are going to be harmful?


In other words, wear a US Patriot and Jooo-tolerant skin suit for the next 50 days!

The DNC Top Commanders must be astounded and frantic their commands to Hard-Leftists are not automatically obeyed. "All these commie anti-Joos wearing Democrat Party skin suits are not team players! Unpossible! We could muzzle anyone on the Left anytime we wanted! No longer. Waaaaah!"

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (5rh/l)

250 I was very surprised when the Dems trotted out Jasmine and Talarico, with Allred not running. Allred was by a wide margin the closest thing democrats had to a normal person. Crockett and Talarico are batshit crazy.

Posted by: Advo at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (jO4mz)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Remington Lesson1.jpg


His First Lesson

Frederic Remington

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 Louis L'Amour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

4 Lesson #1... Don't stand behind the horse.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Cry5)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

6 He'll have a hard time getting that cinch tight with just the one hand.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Xqig)

7 The equine was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

8 His First Lesson


"Don't get within striking distance of a back leg".


Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (Za/mt)

9 Poor horsey looks scared. Great painting though.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

10 Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)



I lum'd as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

11 brush flaps ~over~ assless chaps?
got my attention...

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

12 So, you got a saddle on him. Good work for the first day.

I'll bet you don't get up on him though.

Posted by: Shohei Ohtani's Bookie at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (lbCXT)

13 His First Lesson
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What are the student learning outcomes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 09:33 AM (FZ29D)

14 I could give him some advice.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 17, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

15 It's a Remington, the awesome is baked right in

mos def would hang

good selection, CBD
you can knock off early today if you want

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

16 horse vividly remembers the last time someone got near his tail with a barlow...

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

17 Are you ready for training?

Nay!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

18 In my adobe hacienda....

Posted by: Louise Massey and the Westerners at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Fn+3X)

19 I do love Remington, also Russell. Western art is my favorite art.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (2Xqig)

20 The horse is giving him the side-eye.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

21 would hang

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)

22 Horse. Therefore, art.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

23 Naaaaaaaay!

Love cowboy art.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (vyGik)

24 >>Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (NcvvS)

25 hmm ok

we usually ride the horse about 5 miles into town where there is a whorehouse

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (/+uur)

26 Bet you don't dare saddle my ass!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Fn+3X)

27 Great selections yesterday and today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (zWqu+)

28 a cautionary tail of whoa!

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

29 Hay now, settle down!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)

30 Great selections yesterday and today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Agree

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

31 artistic masterpiece.

It’s a real tour-de-horse.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (/+uur)

32
Great Art. Love the shadow line.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Y8DZL)

33 sunny sky

no reins expected

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

34 I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

35 Student driver.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ndZc7)

36 They're wearing assless chaps.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

37 That gives me an idea. . .

Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

38 Horsey's eyes emote surprise. Wonder what happened before this scene.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (fcRnL)

39 >> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Expect unbridled punning!

Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

40 This one deserves to hang over the free breakfast bar at the Motel 6 in Santa Fe.

Posted by: Don't Mind The Imitation Maple Syrup Stains at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (Fn+3X)

41 Kramer: Yeah, the little fella's been riding his heart out. They're gonna break his maiden.
Man: Really? But, it's a little bit slow out there. It rained last night.
Kramer: Oh, this baby loves the slop. Loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born in the slop. His father was a mudder.
Man: His father was a mudder?
Kramer: His mother was a mudder.
Man: His mother was a mudder?
Kramer: What did I just say?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

42 The hind foot is tied up so he can't kick.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Xqig)

43 yalls just trying to stirrup trouble

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (/+uur)

44 >>>> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Just a bit. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (rOKnE)

45 DONT REIN IN MY PARADE

Posted by: Ethel the Singing Horse at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (/+uur)

46 Quite accurate - the first lesson should ALWAYS be: Don't get your ass kicked by the horse.

If you do, however, you will remember it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (o36GC)

47 I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.
Posted by: dantesed


We'll have our filly of them before the thread is done, I bet.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

48 >> yalls just trying to stirrup trouble

We must pommel the troublemakers!
Whip 'em into shape!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)

49 The gray horse in the background is thinking "Bro...might as well accept it. I speak from experience."

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)

50 CBD is just placating us all today. Must have something up his sleeve for tomorrow.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (sl73Y)

51 >>>>> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.
----

one bridles at the mere suggestion

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)

52 Out through the back door of Rosa's, I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back, and away I did ride

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (viF8m)

53 Looks like my dachshund when he thinks you're going to take his squeaky toy.

Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (Ve/HL)

54
Horse, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (eRlcH)

55 Still deciding withers or not I like this one.

Posted by: Jockeying For Position at September 17, 2026 09:41 AM (Fn+3X)

56 39 >> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Expect unbridled punning!
Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM

They're manely stable now.

Posted by: Oh, no... at September 17, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

57 a couple of saucers hovering in the background.
(in much the same way that a brick doesn't)

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

58 I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.
Posted by: dantesed


We'll have our filly of them before the thread is done, I bet.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

48 >> yalls just trying to stirrup trouble

We must pommel the troublemakers!
Whip 'em into shape!
Posted by: Lizzy

Rein in the jollity.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

59 Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

60 >>CBD is just placating us all today. Must have something up his sleeve for tomorrow.

Can't expect the pretty horse art to last furlong. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (rOKnE)

61 'This nag won't cooperate. Get Larry over here.'

'Where's lariat?'


(this one is such a stretch)

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (ZxPkt)

62 An amazing piece of Murrican art.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (RIvkX)

63 We're champing at the bit to think of some more equine puns.

Posted by: Or is it chomping? at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

64 Jimmy Funk, the youngest of the wrestling Funk Brothers, was quite mentally ill from being locked up in the Bunk House while his older brothers caroused in town.

Posted by: Ring The Mental Health Bell! at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Fn+3X)

65 His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

************

Espinoza - a limerick

There once was a cowpoke named Fife
Who learned lots of lessons in life.
The first one, of course:
"When mounting a horse,
Don't do it like mounting your wife!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (I0N4X)

66 59 horses were tiny "when people were shorter and lived near the water."

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

67 >>We're champing at the bit to think of some more equine puns.

Would't want to buck the trend!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)

68 His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

*********

Trigger warning!

Posted by: Roy Rogers at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

69 61 "you put too much storch in my underwear!"

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

70 I like the way he paints body language.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (bNf8H)

71 >Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck
-----

somebody was the first guy to eat bull testicles
what was the thought process on that

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (ZxPkt)

72 Why the Sarah Jessica Parker face?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

73 That painting makes me appreciate A/C.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (cWLG3)

74 Is it champing at the bit or chomping at the bit?

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

75 >> Why the Sarah Jessica Parker face?

I don't get it

Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM (rOKnE)

76 75 >> Why the Sarah Jessica Parker face?

I don't get it
Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM

LOL.
*golfclap*

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

77 FREDERIC REMINGTON (1861-1909)
The Trooper and His Mare
Price realised
USD 1,397,000
Estimate
USD 600,000 – USD 800,000

Closed:
20 Jan 2026

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (/+uur)

78 Wild horses-we'll ride them someday.

Posted by: Jagger/Richards at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)

79 Fundamentals of horse business.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (GNqmQ)

80 Uh oh, Weasel's here. Nobody bring up ruler art.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

81 His First Lesson


"Don't get within striking distance of a back leg".


Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (Za/mt)
=====

Yep. Looks like Mr. Ed has the right one cocked and loaded.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (rj6Yv)

82 I think that guy in the doorway is Adobe Gillis...

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (I0N4X)

83 it fetlock a wet q-tip.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)

84 Appears to be a two horse town.

Posted by: Casual observer at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

85 (rOKnE)

-----

That's an All-American hash.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (BI5O2)

86 Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck

Those wacky Indo-Europeans...

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

87 80 Uh oh, Weasel's here. Nobody bring up ruler art.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM

Stay on the straight and narrow.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

88 82 no, that's haunches pilate.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

89 Horse is like "why you looking under there like that? Aw, hell no!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (P6lWH)

90 Wilburrrrrr!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:53 AM (Toos7)

91 88 or maybe bill withers.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

92 Guy getting ready to mount up is looking right at the hacienda.

(Wait for it...)

The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)

93 Guy getting ready to mount up is looking right at the hacienda.

(Wait for it...)

The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM


*slow clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (P6lWH)

94 Groan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (zWqu+)

95 There’s something about Remington that makes me stand up taller and proud to be living in the American West. What an amazing place, the West.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (yEz+x)

96
The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)



Facts are hard to deny......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

97 "any palomino is a pal o mine o."

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (Bep7s)

98 Remington died fairly young like yesterday's artist both due appendicitis.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

99 Guy getting ready to mount up is looking right at the hacienda.

(Wait for it...)

The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon

Wow. Well done.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

100 Alright, it was good

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (zWqu+)

101 90 Wilburrrrrr!
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:53 AM

Quiet, you!

Posted by: Francis The Talking Mule at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)

102 98 Remington died fairly young like yesterday's artist both due appendicitis.
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

The Good Old Days, right?

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (Gqar8)

103 (rOKnE)
-----
That's an All-American hash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


**********

"She turned me into a Knute!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (I0N4X)

104 His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

Love Remington's body of work. Would hang today's art selection.

A theme has emerged. How long can it go is a question.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (NFX2v)

105 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (P6lWH)

Glad your hash changed.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

106 *hoof bump*

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (zWqu+)

107 Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck

Those wacky Indo-Europeans...
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)
===

Humans were hunting and eating horses long before they started riding them. Whichever culture first domesticated horses for hauling and transportation ( I wonder which came first?), that culture had a surfeit of available protein.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (rj6Yv)

108 Glad your hash changed.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM


I'm on a different network. We'll see what happens next week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (P6lWH)

109 My spine and back muscles twinged just a bit. Cinch up, boys.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (5C90x)

110 rezin made it, but gymkhana designed it.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)

111 >>>Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.
Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

"Hold my beer" has probably contributed to a lot of advancements in civilization. As well as entrants for the Darwin Awards. Ones we will never know about!

I still marvel that someone might have stored milk in the stomach of a goat millennia ago, saw it became curds and whey, and was like yeah let's eat that and see what happens.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Toos7)

112
The Horde is on fire today!

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Y8DZL)

113 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

I saw that - that was the total cash value, not just the take from Kelce - but still... LOL.

I wish I had the connections to finance a Ponzi scheme.

Most celebrities and athletes are stupid as hell and rich as Croesus. They're the schwerpunkt for a Ponzi scheme. Rope in a a couple of big talent agents/managers, and show them 25% returns. From there, draw in their retarded clients, and really open up the sluices.

The whole time, live modestly, and at least apparently work long hours.

No luxury apartments or extravagant parties, except for wooing clients, in an official business context.

Offshore *every last penny of the stolen proceeds.*

Set a reasonable goal, say $75-100m, then ghost everyone and flee the country when you hit it, or the heat is on, whichever comes first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (BI5O2)

114 100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.

Posted by: Don Black

Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record

-
Helluva century they chose to lived through.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

115 A theme has emerged. How long can it go is a question.
Posted by: L

Tomorrow, a nekkid lardass on a horse, surrounded by bluebells.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

116 >>Is it champing at the bit or chomping at the bit?


Yes

Posted by: AOC at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (rOKnE)

117 All I can say is horse training has come a long way. Remington captures the crudeness of horse breaking very well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (+fpfy)

118 >> "any palomino is a pal o mine o."


Mind if I use that?

Posted by: Girth Brooks at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (rOKnE)

119 111 you slurped one, watched your kids do same... not that far of a stretch.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)

120 Snake eyes
French fries and I got lots of gas
Full moon and a jumpin' tune
Now you don't have to ask
Sure enough, they'll be sellin' you stuff
When the moon begins to rise...

Posted by: Crazy Horse at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (P4iUb)

121 115. Tomorrow, a nekkid lardass on a horse, surrounded by bluebells.
Posted by: Bulg

😏 In theme, it counts.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

122 First lesson for who, the horse or one of the cowboys?

(both?)

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (aJQbY)

123 107 i met a guy in the royal chitwan national park who was said to have courted his wife by riding a rhinocerous as a teen.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (Bep7s)

124 But all the horse manure.

Posted by: The stableman's daughter at September 17, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

125 i met a guy in the royal chitwan national park who was said to have courted his wife by riding a rhinoceros as a teen.
Posted by: cmeat

What guys'll do for p***y...

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

126 Now even the shallow and stupid are leaving California.

“American Idol” Ditching California for Atlanta in Another Blow to Hollywood Production

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

127 Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record

-
Helluva century they chose to lived through.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
________

There's a wistful anime movie in that somewhere.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:05 AM (XvL8K)

128 118 you'll have to take it up with corporal agarn.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

129 >>>Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

Celebs do dumb things every day.

I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out. Apparently she does NOT want to move into her WAG football wife era, even though she could write and record music in KC. She wants to stay on the coasts and hang with her girl squad. But he can't exactly work remote for training. I wonder if she's going to push for him to retire, which if he lost $35M he might not want to. Or transfer to a team in LA or NY.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:07 AM (Toos7)

130 125 opticalllusion, you're three asterisks, while in a row, seem to form an arch. kinda neat.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:08 AM (Bep7s)

131 All I can say is horse training has come a long way. Remington captures the crudeness of horse breaking very well.
Posted by: Ben Had


Buck Brannaman.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:08 AM (Za/mt)

132 >>Apparently she does NOT want to move into her WAG football wife era, even though she could write and record music in KC. She wants to stay on the coasts and hang with her girl squad.


That's not how it works.
Can't wait for her at age 45'ish r=deciding she's ready for kids, hiring a surrogate. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (rOKnE)

133 "Hey, Hank, get Baffert on the phone. We're gonna need some good drugs for this one."

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

134 "I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out."

Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (lJ0H4)

135 A Remington painting is a nice way to start the day. (Well, after errands, breakfast and a cup of coffee.) Bright and simple blocks of color but not static. The hard shadows at an angle and the placement of the people (notice none are standing right in back of the horse) in motion make the scene lively. It's a small thing but the horse's eye, wide and showing white in alarm, sets the mood. It is such an effective painting.

I do wonder if the title refers to the horse, the smaller (younger?) figure by his side, or both. In any case, the viewer is left with the impression that action will follow soon.

Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (yTvNw)

136 "I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out."

Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.
Posted by: Tuna


Her manager.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Za/mt)

137 [Nancy] Mace had more to say on the subject. "Her children are dead. She should be dead, too," she averred. "She should get the death penalty. It should be public. It should be a public execution."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

138 Do horses like to eat Bluebells?

Posted by: Melding Threads at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Fn+3X)

139 Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.
Posted by: Tuna


**********

Patrick Mahomes

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)

140 Not honoring Peter Max with a painting on the Art thread is sad. Maybe tomorrow?

Posted by: R. Crumb at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (Fn+3X)

141 [Nancy] Mace had more to say on the subject. "Her children are dead. She should be dead, too," she averred. "She should get the death penalty. It should be public. It should be a public execution."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


If she were a male, she'd already be on Death Row.

John Battaglia killed his two daughters in a case forensic psychologists linked to psychosis stemming from bipolar disorder.
The jury took just 19 minutes to deliberate.
He was executed in Texas in 2018.
*************************************************
A South Carolina jury needed two hours to send Timothy Ray Jones Jr. to death row after he strangled his five children.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:13 AM (Za/mt)

142 OT, work email beef #5:

The "See below" with a chain of 50 emails.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:13 AM (XvL8K)

143 i met a guy in the royal chitwan national park who was said to have courted his wife by riding a rhinoceros as a teen.
Posted by: cmeat

What guys'll do for p***y...
Posted by: Bulg

Umefufu.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 17, 2026 10:14 AM (zWqu+)

144 even though she could write and record music in KC
Posted by: LizLem

Everything's up-to-date there now, you know.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

145 willowed from Morning Report

436 I will forever despise and never forget those who pulled down statues.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:16 AM (LHPAg)

146 The Paolo, he knows what it is like to be called, how you say? The Peter Max!

Posted by: The Paolo at September 17, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)

147 144 even though she could write and record music in KC
Posted by: LizLem

Everything's up-to-date there now, you know.
Posted by: Bulg

Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.

Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM (Fn+3X)

148 Umefufu

HALF!

Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM (wkREs)

149 139. Patrick Mahomes
Posted by: muldoon

Ha! True.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

150 142 this pales to work or other "replies to mass recipient threads." esp with "liked" or some such inane brainlessness.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

151 Oh and speaking of sportsball... the women shrieking over Sydney Sweeney being mostly naked in that sports betting ad have ignored that she's an investor in Novig. Which is a savvy move. Her role grew from an equity stakeholder into a strategic partner and now the face (and body) of the brand. So the puritan scolds have given it free advertising and she'll probably be making bank from it. Well played.

Cardi B had a career, before rapping about wet female parts, as a ho drugging and then robbing her clients... yaaas kween get that bread!

Sydney Sweeney being a model and not hurting anyone... worst woman ever!

And I can't even with them being more enraged at her than the Clancy woman. Zero compassion for Sweeney as a woman making money, vs calling a woman a hero for killing her babies.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Toos7)

152 At UPI: "NASA finds new impact crater on the moon"
Photo reveals the impacting object was obviously a big paintball.
https://tinyurl.com/y8hzm2ve

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Jr5Lq)

153 /sock adjustment

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (I0N4X)

154 Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.
Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens


Camp Town ladies sing this song
Doo dah, doo dah...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Za/mt)

155 Sunny and 55 here on the water. It is a beautiful morning.

Hope y’all have a lovely day. This is certainly a great start!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 10:21 AM (2Jo7a)

156 Is the horse the student or the teacher?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 10:22 AM (8mulE)

157 That filthy Mexican is off doing it with his horse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 10:22 AM (2OBCo)

158 153 unnecessary. but fun.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (Bep7s)

159 Morn' all.. Slept in this morning....so... what's new ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

160 That filthy Mexican is off doing it with his horse.
Posted by: Boss Moss


*********

Same as those hoss-style Indians...

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 17, 2026 10:24 AM (I0N4X)

161 Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.
Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM


Percy: Then there's the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem!
Prince Edmund: And what do they do?
Percy: They jump, my lord. A lot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (P6lWH)

162 Relax, horsie, this isn't Enumclaw.

Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (CoKDD)

163 Horse probably has a burr under it's saddle. They don't like that at all.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (xJpuh)

164 159 Morn' all.. Slept in this morning....so... what's new ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

Bitching about the price of gasoline, gaming out the elections in November.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (Gqar8)

165
Bitching about the price of gasoline, gaming out the elections in November.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (Gqar

So a day that ends in Y

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (+gK6I)

166 Morn' all. Slept in this morning....so... what's new?
Posted by: It's me donna

Horse puns! Lots of 'em! Maney, maney horse puns!

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

167 >>>Now even the shallow and stupid are leaving California.“American Idol” Ditching California for Atlanta in Another Blow to Hollywood Production

If republicans politicians in CA and nationally had any brains, they'd be hanging the Paramount Studios fleeing CA, with its like $22B in lost revenue fleeing too, squarely at the feet of Newsome and the CA democrats. Their policies caused this!

That, plus the union strike they had right after Hollywood was still recovering from COVID, plus woke DSA politics, plus ballot fraud.

What big company has to flee CA to finally wake the politicians up that they are the problem?

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (Toos7)

168 162 Relax, horsie, this isn't Enumclaw.
Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (CoKDD)

LOL!!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 10:28 AM (0CU3H)

169 I have to run and get back in the saddle again, but thanks for letting me chill a bit and spam the thread with silly news. Be good to each other! Love the horse puns.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (Toos7)

170 This depicts the first western data center.

Constructed by Adobe.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (5ls6b)

171 Zero compassion for Sweeney as a woman making money, vs calling a woman a hero for killing her babies.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Toos7)


That is the result of 100 years of feminism. It is the total destruction of "Woman," and subsuming the idea into a mess of post-modern nonsense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (k5CNB)

172 Caption:

"You dumb bastard! Don't look me in the
the mouth! I'm a gift. Don't look me in the mouth!!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (uCJSi)

173 168 162 Relax, horsie, this isn't Enumclaw.
Posted by: PabloD

There was a big Rodeo there last week. Don't want to know what went on behind the barn.

Posted by: Bareback Bobby at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (Fn+3X)

174 First lesson for the horse I assume

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (IfYAC)

175 [Nancy] Mace had more to say on the subject. "Her children are dead. She should be dead, too," she averred. "She should get the death penalty. It should be public. It should be a public execution."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

When she's right, she's right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:32 AM (1z8ji)

176 Re: email (see what I did there?)

Don't forget the -
someone sent to the entire org,
some other idiot said 'please remove me from this mailing list'
5 thousand other idiots replied-to-all to say don't reply-all.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:34 AM (aJQbY)

177
Yep, Sydney Sweeney VS The Wine Mom Murderettes

Provides such a clear contrast,

Libtard Women
Crazy Is Just A State of Mind!!!!!!!!'

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (uCJSi)

178 Don't forget about me.

Posted by: Blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

179 Painting: very nice. Tells a story. I like the ragged brushstroke style. The shadows.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:37 AM (Jr5Lq)

180 176 that's beautiful.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)

181 CBD, this is the result of TOXIC feminism, and specifically the second wave feminism, yes.

The first wave, the Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B Anthony era, was not toxic. They were both fiercely pro life and pro baby, and wanted women to get the vote so they could PROTECT and have a say in their kids' lives. They would be slapping all the modern pro choice women silly right about now. The idea of a woman not protecting babies would be anathema to them.

Ok, I'm really off now! No more getting distracted. But always happy to be distracted by you, CBD!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:38 AM (Toos7)

182 This painting is totally lacking in happy little bushes.

But hey, it's your painting.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2026 10:39 AM (0sNs1)

183 Amber waves of grain>> Bloody waves of feminism.

Posted by: Waving Bye-Bye! at September 17, 2026 10:40 AM (Fn+3X)

184 Crazy Nancy got it right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 10:42 AM (zWqu+)

185 Horse puns! Lots of 'em! Maney, maney horse puns!
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM


You had to hoof it over here early to catch them live.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 10:42 AM (0sNs1)

186 Down in the horse corral, standin' alone
Is an old Caballo, a Strawberry Roan
His legs are all spavined, he's got pigeon toes
Little pig eyes and a big Roman nose

Little pin ears that touched at the tip
A big 44 brand was on his left hip
U-necked and old with a long, lower jaw
I could see with one eye, he's a regular outlaw
--Curley Fletcher, 1915, and yep there's a naughty version

For a glorious moment I thought it was Pretty Horsey week,
but it turns out to be Early Death from Appendicitis Days.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:43 AM (zdLoL)

187 and don't get me started on what i perceive to be "arbitrary lane changes."

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:44 AM (Bep7s)

188 Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/
====


Or me!

Posted by: Mistaken blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

189 188 fun with undisclosed on speaker phone calls.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (Bep7s)

190 Gas gets any higher we all may be in the market for a horse.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (xJpuh)

191 Honestly, these days, with how corrupt everything is, maybe you don't even need connections. Maybe you can just walk up to a BoA loan officer and say "I have a plan to scam celebrities with a Ponzi scheme. I need some seed money for it. Nobody's getting paid back, except you guys, who I don't dare fuck with. You get paid, everyone else gets bent, just like always."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 10:48 AM (BI5O2)

192 @167

>>If republicans politicians in CA and nationally had any brains...

There really aren't that many Republican politicians in California, sure there may be some on some city council here or there, but they are a vast overwhelming majority.

They have been essentially run out of California on a rail.

The people of Cali have spoken and they wany democrat governance and are prepared and willing to get it good and hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 10:49 AM (XV/Pl)

193 "Honestly, these days, with how corrupt everything is, maybe you don't even need connections."

Sic an agentic AI on it: "Find me a govt program that's easy pickings for fraud, design a plan to exploit it, execute it, and send the money to this account."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

194 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A Remington. Nice!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (2WIwB)

195 Gas gets any higher we all may be in the market for a horse.
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (xJpuh)

Bought any bales of hay lately?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (1z8ji)

196 Ah California, the Land of the Lotus Eaters and brown serfs. Let us not go to California, it is a Silly Place.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:51 AM (Gqar8)

197 Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:38 AM (

Yes. Thank you, LizLem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (JrHfD)

198 Nobody actually knows how many Republicans are in California. California hasn't fair elections in decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)

199 Sic an agentic AI on it: "Find me a govt program that's easy pickings for fraud, design a plan to exploit it, execute it, and send the money to this account."
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

Tell it to figure out a scheme to scam Somalians.

For all their Simoleons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (1z8ji)

200 Gas gets any higher we all may be in the market for a horse.

Beef don't come down, they'll all be et.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:53 AM (zdLoL)

201 Old and busted: high price of eggs.
The new hotness: high price of beef and petroleum distillates.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (Jr5Lq)

202 Don't forget the -
someone sent to the entire org,
some other idiot said 'please remove me from this mailing list'
5 thousand other idiots replied-to-all to say don't reply-all.
Posted by: RandomDave
________

The Reply All "Thanks!" should carry the death penalty.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (XvL8K)

203 There really aren't that many Republican politicians in California, sure there may be some on some city council here or there, but they are a vast overwhelming majority.

They have been essentially run out of California on a rail.

The people of Cali have spoken and they wany democrat governance and are prepared and willing to get it good and hard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Aren't there still some in the parts of the state that are not on the coast?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

204
Most celebrities and athletes are stupid as hell and rich as Croesus. They're the schwerpunkt for a Ponzi scheme. Rope in a a couple of big talent agents/managers, and show them 25% returns. From there, draw in their retarded clients, and really open up the sluices.

_________

This is the story of Epstein. A lot of people you think are as rich as Croesus are actually comically impecunious, for example royalty, academics, those in the arts. They're trying to stay one step in front of the wolves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:56 AM (eRlcH)

205 Can't go wrong with a Remington.
🤠

Posted by: mindful webworker - hyah! at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (XAUvQ)

206 The Reply All "Thanks!" should carry the death penalty.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM


Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (P6lWH)

207 203

Aren't there still some in the parts of the state that are not on the coast?
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

It is a numbers game, it is always a numbers game. And fraud.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (Gqar8)

208 @195. AOP.
I got enough pasture for a horse.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (xJpuh)

209 You have to feed a horse even if you don't ride him.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (36x1j)

210 Nood rant.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

211 MONKEY!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (gLYp7)

212 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

213 This is the story of Epstein. A lot of people you think are as rich as Croesus are actually comically *impecunious*, for example royalty, academics, those in the arts. They're trying to stay one step in front of the wolves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:56 AM (eRlcH)

Learnt me a new word today. Thank you!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (PSEDc)

214 Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
________

And no offense to the 'ettes, but I bet it's 99% female doing that. And 1% ghey.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 11:02 AM (XvL8K)

215 199 "whatcha gonna do with all that kablingy?"

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (Bep7s)

216 I like Remington as much as the next guy, but something with the shadows looks "off" to me. If you assume the cowboy and the horse are about 6 ft tall their shadows are fairly short. But the shadows from the unseen fence looks real long. Is the fence like 15 ft high?

Posted by: High noon at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (4S4Pm)

217 I've got a bunch of Remington prints from the 70s, you could get them by sending in Winston cigarette labels. Found about 20 of them at a yard sale, still unopened.

Posted by: Bob at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (8fcNE)

The Morning Report — 9/ 17 /26

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Good morning kids. We're all gonna die! Run away! The bogeyman du jour is of course Artificial Intelligence. Yes, as CBD and I discussed or in our case yammered on about on the latest episode of the podcast linked here as well as in the sidebar and at the popular outlets listed at the bottom of this post, like anything else man has discovered or created, from fire to the wheel to atomic energy to a jet airliner and in one horrific instance 25 years ago box cutters and then jet airliners can be used both for the betterment of humanity and to enslave and/or massacre us. AI is and will be no different. Greed and the lust for absolute power are powerful motivators, just as the real or delusional notion as in the case of Islam and Leftism, of creating paradise on earth.

If you needed another reminder why this year’s midterm elections are so important, Barack Hussein Obama II is back to make the case: Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage. . . Obama’s not against the technological reality of artificial intelligence; he just wants to make sure Democrats are in complete control of it.  This is what disciples of Big Government do: They write laws, rules, and regulations that give preferred companies monopoly power within a given industry, and in return, the corporate beneficiaries of these unfair privileges do Big Government’s bidding.  

This is the leftist, globalist, crony-capitalist model of governance throughout the West.  First, governments conjure a problem that can be used to scare the public.  Then their partners in the corporate news media hammer that problem until the public demands government action.  Finally, governments propose new laws that infringe upon the public’s freedoms while allocating new powers to the fearmongering governments.  Scaring people until they beg for more government is how authoritarianism and totalitarianism take hold.

On a separate note, and speaking of the midterm elections, I give you the madness that is the Democrat Left.

Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender' . . . William Lawrence, the far-left Democrat nominee for a competitive House race in Michigan, called for "abolishing the institution of marriage," arguing that because it "comes from a particular religious and cultural background," it is at odds with the "separation of church and state," video footage obtained by the Washington Free Beacon shows.

Yeah makes total sense, and from that abortion we go to the utterly repulsive on every level...

Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world, despite saying in the past that abortion is “a huge part of who I am.”

My initial reaction after projectile vomiting trying to imagine the process of inseminating this disgusting mass of lipids was to have pity on the poor turkey baster that had to do the job. Even a Muslim rape gang would run the other way!!! Dunham is so out of the public eye that my thought was that she would only have the baby so as to arrange a live television event on inbred beady-eyed mouth breathing banjo boy Scarborough and concubine Mitzi Baryshnikov's Morning Joke wherein she could take advantage of Lindsay Clancy's notoriety and love affair/near beatification from Leftists and she could boost her career by strangling the infant to death a la Clancy with her bare hands, followed by the regular Al sharpton railing against diamond merchants and white interlopers!

That's show biz, baby. And with that bit of insanity and depravity I bid you all to have a good day.

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1 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (lXoJ5)

2 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

3
JJS is here

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (NcvvS)

5 Peter Max has died. Now he's really far out.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (MWfyi)

6 They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.

"And the songs they sing while they work the plantation is so uplifting!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (lXoJ5)

7 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

8 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

9 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (2Cry5)

10 5 Peter Max has died. Now he's really far out.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (MWfyi)


Fairly certain I had a Peter Max poster in my room as a kid. RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (x0n13)

11 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (RJBgA)

12 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:35 AM (IfYAC)

13 "Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner: ‘We’d Trade Five Americans’ for One ‘Undocumented Immigrant’"

Can we trade Hallie Shoffner for someone useful?

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi)

14 I think I had one as well

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (IfYAC)

15 Willowed:

According To Nicole (Toronto YouTuber) has an interesting personal experience with AI takeover. Her filming set was hijacked.

https://youtu.be/DC4GwPPmTc8

Posted by: Quarter Twenty, who rarely willows at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)

16 "Fairly certain I had a Peter Max poster in my room as a kid. RIP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

Me too. Next to the black light poster of Shangrila.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (MWfyi)

17 arguing that because it "comes from a particular religious and cultural background," it is at odds with the "separation of church and state,"

Then why did Sodomites who categorically reject the Biblical model of marriage want to be married?

All of these arguments are retarded and lies. Marriage has been an institution that has been enjoyed by all cultures since the beginning of recorded history.

The "separation of church and state" was just as invented as the "right to abortion". Up until this new invention was eisegeted into the Constitution, there was prayer in schools, Bible reading in public classrooms, ten commandments in public buildings like schools and court houses, and worshipful banners in the public square during Christmas and Good Friday/Easter. No one had a problem with it under the Constitution. Then the Leftists decided to evict God

And now the "separation of church and state" has been crushed under the integration of Islam into our government, plus Climate Cultism, Feminism and a vast myriad of other faith systems integrated and enforced by government.

Every religion is part of the State EXCEPT the one religion the United States was founded on.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (/TiS1)

18 Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner

'I have a list of 5 Democrat office holders that I will trade for 15 South African farmers.

But not 15 North Koreans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

19 New York Times Owns Up to Two Israel-Related ‘Editing Errors’ in Two Days
======

Fagz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

20 "...and a vast myriad of other faith systems integrated and enforced by government."

Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Recycling at September 17, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)

21 “I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson to Seek a Second Term

................

That's some funny $h!t right there.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 17, 2026 07:40 AM (j/yko)

22 You boomers, with your blacklight posters and dipsticks. What a bunch of losers.

Posted by: Pawl Drool at September 17, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)

23 "Texas Democrat Caught on Video Explaining $25 Program to Influence Voters"


There are probably dozens of groups doing this, this guy just got caught.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (I43vL)

24 it is at odds with the "separation of church and state,"

Found in the penumbra and emanation clause.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (lXoJ5)

25 Good morning!

>>Obama’s not against the technological reality of artificial intelligence; he just wants to make sure Democrats are in complete control of it.


Yeah, we saw how je and the FBI abused the NSA FISA dbs to deep-dive on political enemies, and when that was shut down, he abused the FISA court with a manufactured Russia collusion hoax..

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (rOKnE)

26 There used to be a Peter Max cartoon in the Sunday paper that you could color in. Psychedelically of course.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

27 ***Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage.
----

Regulate, we must regulate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (vPv7/)

28 Paul gets his oil checked regularly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RJBgA)

29 >>“I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”


Um, how?
Please specify and quantify your improvements since elected.

Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:45 AM (rOKnE)

30 Trump Demands Major Interest Rate Cut Following Fed Hike.

--

Hasn't the horse already left the barn? The rates were raised. They aren't going to rescind the hike. I guess the only thing Trump can do it protest it.

I'm feeling like there are a lot of forces working in tandem to make the Rs lose the House...at the very least. Thereby cutting Trump's last 2 years off at the knees.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

31 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 07:47 AM (77rzZ)

32 Lizzy

If only there was an industry that could investigate those claims, evaluate the data, and report the finding to the public. If only.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

33 You think it’s weird now always remember, the lights are on, food on the shelves at the grocery, water flows from the tap, garbage gets picked up on Thursdays, etc etc.

Things go a little bit sideways, and things are gonna be Biblical.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:48 AM (wzze2)

34 ***China Pressures Iran to Open Strait of Hormuz as Foreign Minister Visits Beijing
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Yellow man speak with forked tongue. He give Iran aid, sustenance and weapons of war then say open canal. What does he want, really?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:48 AM (vPv7/)

35 Regulate, we must regulate."

Gotta keep those upstarts down"

/Largest firms

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (pfXMo)

36 @20

>>Hasn't the horse already left the barn? The rates were raised. They aren't going to rescind the hike. I guess the only thing Trump can do it protest it.

Cutting rates would be inflationary at this point.

What Trump needs to do is get this Iranian situation under control.

That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects.

One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (XV/Pl)

37 Morning, all. My job prayers today:
I have training for substitute teaching today - this should get me some irregular and modest income. On the plus side, the 'are you available today?' nature of it, should keep me flexible for interviews for better work.

This afternoon I have an interview.

Sometime in the next few days, possibly a different interview.

Still waiting to hear back from my best 'in progress' prospects

Lord Jesus, let the right job come through, let the wrong ones politely decline (and inform me of such), and let it be soon!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (aJQbY)

38 Braenyard

The Red Sea stoppage has to hurt. The Chinese have a large strategic oil reserve. But that is finite, and not being refilled.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

39 “I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”

==

"Investing in people..."

What nonsensical pablum that means nothing. I'm sure that dumb, reckless boob will be easily reelected. Or "reelected." Either way leaves him in office to continue sinking the ship.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)

40 What Trump needs to do is get this Iranian situation under control.

That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects.

One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now.

--

ITA, Thomas. It has me very concerned. The window to November is closing very quickly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

41 cost of diesel,"

Hey, let's convert refineries to "renewable diesel"! That'll fix it!

/oh, wait.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (pfXMo)

42 I have training for substitute teaching today

Good luck. Establish dominance early on and make them fear you-

Wait...wrong slide. I'll be right back.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (lXoJ5)

43 El-Sayed's essay relied heavily on an American Sociological Review study on the lobbying of "single-disease interest groups," in particular those dedicated to fighting breast cancer and HIV/AIDS. Curiously, El-Sayed omitted HIV/AIDS organizations from his scathing analysis, even though breast cancer killed more than three times as many Americans as HIV/AIDS in 2012.

Effective Altruism allows you to spend money on YOUR favored groups and at the same time denounce those with CLASS privilege.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)

44 Finally saw the Sydney Sweeney ad.

Very nice.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (77rzZ)

45 I always figured to die, it's the "where, when and how" part that is still in question

Posted by: Kittens! at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (LOZbR)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (ccf/V)

47 ***Saudis Halt Oil Shipments to Europe Following Houthi Attacks.
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Remember when Trump asked you to help out with Hormuz?
Freeze in the dark, bitches.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:55 AM (vPv7/)

48 Lena Dunham had a hysterectomy at 31, so at least no one had to have sex with her for this baby. It's one small mercy in the surrogacy craze.

Posted by: FollyHerself at September 17, 2026 07:55 AM (Ccqgk)

49 “They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”

And she feels that she can represent well the people she clearly hates, despises and wishes to replace with turd-world illiterate slaves.

Notice, she doesn't give any care or thought to culture, civility, traditions, human flourishing, community—she purely focuses on the work output. This by a woman who is a stranger to labor and any meaningful work. The Demonic Party slave holders then and slave holders now.

With cheap energy, its pretty easy and far more productive to use machinery to perform the stoop labor this communist wants people to perform. But she wants to ban energy, productivity and prefers sipping a wine while the slaves toil out in the sugar cane fields.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:56 AM (9Hs2w)

50 I still think Barack Owebama believes he's the 12th imam here to bring mass destruction and Armageddon so allah (PissBUH) comes to Earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:56 AM (ccf/V)

51 Lena Dunham was so invested in abortion that she made her book tour a series of paid events, where proceeds went to Planned Parenthood.

Her show's attempt to de-stigmatize abortion contained the most viscerally offensive, yet unintentionally revealing, depictions of what ghouls these abortion activists are:
https://tinyurl.com/bdd9aw83

That poor kid!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE)

52 I have training for substitute teaching today - this should get me some irregular and modest income. On the plus side, the 'are you available today?' nature of it, should keep me flexible for interviews for better work.
====

How To Discipline Students Without Leaving Marks
Staff Room Etiquette
Lining Up Intro & Advanced

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)

53 ****A Gaza terrorist who fled to the U.S. after the October 7 attack mocked his victims and joked about the bloodbath on the phone, transcripts released by federal prosecutors show. Mahmoud Amin Ya’qub al-Muhtadi, accused of committing acts of terror on October 7, 2023, was arrested last year at his home in Lafayette, Louisiana.
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If they tied him to a chair in front of a mirror allowing him to watch as he slowly bled out. Would that be a bad thing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (vPv7/)

54 Lena Dunham having a child?

Italian giallo directors longingly looking at their 9mm Beretta, "Amica, we may create Naziploitation films but we ain't going to film that."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

55 It's called The Tobacco Gambit.

First demonize something, the call for the item to be regulated by the government for people's safety and welfare, then segregate or outright ban the item before getting John Morgan involved to sue the item's manufacturers for big dough, all the while the item remains legal so everyone involved makes money.

Posted by: Smoke Em If You Gots Em at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (P4iUb)

56 My initial reaction after projectile vomiting trying to imagine the process of inseminating this disgusting mass of lipids was to have pity on the poor turkey baster that had to do the job. Even a Muslim rape gang would run the other way!!!


Dunham had a hysterectomy when she was 31. This was a surrogate birth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (ccf/V)

57 she purely focuses on the work output."

She hasn't a clue.

BTW - noticing NG prices dropping, too...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (pfXMo)

58 Obama subscribes to Pinko magazine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

59 Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world

Sefton! For the love of all that's holy, man, put a bigger warning label on that!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (P6lWH)

60 “They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”

"best people we know" - and I lay odds she doesn't speak Spanish and they don't speak English.

I can believe this statement because since she is morally on her back in the lowest parts of the gutter, even illegal alien rapists and murderers look good compared to her contemporaries in the Demonic Party.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (9Hs2w)

61 Braenyard

You are much too kind. First, he has to watch the View for a week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

62 I have training for substitute teaching today
>>>
Good luck. Establish dominance early on and make them fear you-

Wait...wrong slide. I'll be right back.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (lXoJ5)

Is that advice for the classroom or the Teachers Lounge? Both?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (wVcYX)

63 Um, how?
Please specify and quantify your improvements since elected.

Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy

That's cute. You want facts and details.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (RJBgA)

64 >>If only there was an industry that could investigate those claims, evaluate the data, and report the finding to the public. If only.

Heh!

. . . and then Speak Truth To Power by reporting the results!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (rOKnE)

65 Transhumanist faggot Peter Thiel only has your best interests at heart, so let's spend a trillion tax dollars on AI.

So this is the new based, conservative ethos, huh?

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (H8R4Z)

66 Lena Dunham has allowed herself to get so disgusting and fat and she clearly has mental problems.

These Hollywood people need to be trebucheted into outer space.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (XV/Pl)

67 Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world

Give it a few years and the kid's lifeless body will be swinging from a rafter in the boat house.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (nAS9C)

68 Just wait until Lena Dunham has Lindsay Clancy babysit the sprout.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (2GVsD)

69 I'm not sure the Democrats have to do much to control AI. Most of the outfits, with the possible exception of Musk's 'grok' are run by raging leftists anyway.

And it's pretty clear. Much of the anecdotal information seems to indicate many AI models "lean hard left."

The Democrats get any sort of power and they'll control at least some of the AI infrastructure. What they'll do with it is not hard to guess.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (2Cry5)

70 Washington State House candidate ( D) said being and crying after failing DUI tests. What do you pray for at that point -Please God, let me not be found guilty of drunk driving?

https://tinyurl.com/3tm9fv63

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (JrHfD)

71 >>“They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE VOTES OF THOSE 5 AMERICANS SHE'S SO DEARLY WANTS TO TRADE AWAY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (rOKnE)

72 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (Za/mt)

73 Democrats:

Perfectly comfortable bartering human beings as chattel, since the 1800s.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (aKiSo)

74 https://tinyurl.com/bdd9aw83

That poor kid!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE)



That has to be one of the most disturbing things ever put to film/digital media.........How heartless and cruel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ccf/V)

75 The Lena Dunham with baby costume.

Not coming to Target, Wal-Mart, or Spirit Halloween ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)

76 and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world"

So, not actually "hers" at all. Whew.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (pfXMo)

77 The federal government spends around $1.3 trillion each year on means-tested welfare and “anti-poverty” programs.

It is interesting that when we cut means-tested welfare and “anti-poverty” programs that average incomes increase and poverty goes down.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur)

78 Thomas Bender

North Koreans and sharks both need protein.

Helicopters not included.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

79 Dunham had a hysterectomy when she was 31. This was a surrogate birth.

Typical Demoncrat — take credit for someone else's work.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (nAS9C)

80 70- darn autocorrect-" Seen praying and sobbing"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (JrHfD)

81 The Midwitch Cuckoos have nothing on American Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (2GVsD)

82 Lena Dunham underwent a hysterectomy in 2018 at age 31 to manage severe endometriosis pain after years of surgeries and failed treatments.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

83 These little town blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York

I want to wake up
In a city that never sleeps
And find I'm a number one

Top of the list
King of the hill
In old New York

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:05 AM (vPv7/)

84 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

85 Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
When I saw Feminism is Imploding, all I could think was AWFLs screaming "we'll implode if we want , you patriarchal bastards"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (oUMhY)

86 I'm betting Dunham will announce the baby is some sort of nonbinary trans thing within the first 6 weeks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ccf/V)

87 I’m re-evaluating my thinking on the Houthi.

Anybody willing to shoot missiles at Mecca can’t be completely wrong. And it turns that the Houthi, whose armed forces are about 3% of a population
Of about 10 million, are on their own ground more powerful than the entire EU.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (tOqvK)

88
The Lena Dunham story horrifies me.

Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL)

89
Typical Demoncrat — take credit for someone else's work.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (nAS9C)



But, she was in the room during delivery, so she, like, experienced all of it, ya know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)

90 Energy is the lifeblood of any industrial economy. Bitchin about the cost of gas is the perfect way to remind people what the ramifications are of policies that make 'energy costs necessarily skyrocket', closing down refineries, draining the SPR and shutting down nuclear power. Maybe remind everyone too, that oil is traded on a speculative market, so whenever there's uncertainty that condition becomes a lever to boost prices.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (3Ope8)

91 The Lena Dunham story horrifies me.

Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL)



Much like the dog she once had, I'm hoping she realizes she's not fit to be a mother and gives the child a fighting chance by giving it away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)

92 Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum.
Posted by: Auspex


I pray that raising this child changes Lena's viewpoints on certain topics.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (lXoJ5)

93 >>That has to be one of the most disturbing things ever put to film/digital media.........How heartless and cruel.


Right?! It takes your breath away.

And we wonder how women can support Clancy, well look at what their media has been feeding them.
Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)

94 But, she was in the room during delivery, so she, like, experienced all of it, ya know."

I look forward to the pics (similar to Pete Buttgigger's) of her in the hospital bed holding the young'n...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (pfXMo)

95 Tom Servo

Remember, that same population humbled the Egyptian military in the '60s. They were poison gassed by Egypt for resisting.

That war is North Yemen is called the Egyptian Vietnam.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

96 >>I'm betting Dunham will announce the baby is some sort of nonbinary trans thing within the first 6 weeks.


"I know, right?"

-- Dunham's gay activist sister, who was sexually abused by Dunham when they were kids

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:09 AM (rOKnE)

97 Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)



I mean, she threw that out there as nonchalant as a fart joke at a watching party.

"We can't do that because I had an abortion yesterday. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (ccf/V)

98 Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing!"

Well, if the story out of the Netherlands is true...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (pfXMo)

99 What are the odds that Lena Dunham tragically suffocated the baby by rolling over on it in its sleep?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (oUMhY)

100 "But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7,"

NYT says the darndest things

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)

101 "But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7,"

NYT says the darndest things
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)



They apologized for the glitch in the system, geez.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:11 AM (ccf/V)

102 My brain simply cannot fathom the evil degeneracy and rotted brain cells it would take to not have had an abortion...but regretting that you never had one. It's absolutely surreal how sick this is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)

103 Maybe remind everyone too, that oil is traded on a speculative market, so whenever there's uncertainty that condition becomes a lever to boost prices.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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Also remind them that we have an abundant amount of coal, ready for use.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/)

104 Braenyard

Nuclear power for baseline power.

Natural Gas for export dollars.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

105 "I'm betting Dunham will announce the baby is some sort of nonbinary trans thing within the first 6 weeks."

Has it been called a boy or girl yet? I would bet no.

Posted by: Pawl Drool at September 17, 2026 08:13 AM (MWfyi)

106 83 I loathe that song.

Little towns are where it’s at, not that urban hellhole.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (77rzZ)

107 >Trump Admin Negotiating With the Houthis to Keep Red Sea Open.

----

I don't get it
does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit?

We have B-52s, FFS

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

108
Also remind them that we have an abundant amount of coal, ready for use.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/)



The Monticello coal fired plant near Mt. Pleasant, Texas was shut down and disassembled during the Owebama administration in a deal made with then Governor Rick Perry.

The plant sat near multiple lignite deposits that was used to fuel the facility. At the time of shutdown, it was estimated that at current consumption rates, there was a minimum of 150 years of lignite available to the plant close enough to it where trains wouldn't need to be used for transport.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

109 Thank goodness the “environmental” lobby and lunatic government regulators were able to throttle domestic energy production, coal, oil, gas, and nuclear for the last 50 years in favor of endangered cockroaches, baitfish, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (wzze2)

110 The lack of a Peter Max painting on the Art Thread redounds to our shame. And who knew there is a podcast?

Posted by: Hippie Dippy Moron at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)

111 Texas Democrat Caught on Video Explaining $25 Program to Influence Voters

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You have to hand it to them for creativity. They want to lure young people to an informercial symposium on why they should vote for Talarico and hate all things Republican. It's mass indoctrination for young people who are so susceptible to it already. The only fault is I'm surprised they didn't also offer weed and pizza to attend the propaganda-fest.

I note that Talafreako is also pounding on Flock cameras, which hits all the right notes for the young skulls full of mush. I hope you all are right and that he will still get hammered in November.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI)

112 I thought hysterectomies were supposed to make you less hysterical....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (aKiSo)

113 And who knew there is a podcast?
Posted by: Hippie Dippy Moron at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)
=====

They have good bumper music.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

114 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/)

True dat. Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices because that's what they feel most directly.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope8)

115 The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms? 🤡🤡

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (AKptf)

116 I thought hysterectomies were supposed to make you less hysterical....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (aKiSo)



Bishes still be cray, yo......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

117 Cutting rates would be inflationary at this point.

Raising rates means that we spend more interest on the debt. Since Congress won't cut spending, that means borrowing - or printing - more money in order to deal with it.

That is inflationary.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

118 The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms? 🤡🤡
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (AKptf)



Johnson knew Thune wasn't going to bring ANYTHING up for vote, so they called it a year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

119 I would call the GOP pathetic losers but I don't want to insult pathetic losers.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi)

120 Because Maxine Waters needs a rest.

Posted by: Just the punchline at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)

121 Because Maxine Waters needs a rest.
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)



It could be that they're just covering for the zombie twins, Maxine and Mitch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

122 Miranda Devine: Trump was nearly assassinated more than 2 years ago. We deserve the truth

fuck you

then quit running a 5 or 6 year old picture of Crooks

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur)

123 How do I know Republicans are winning the midterms?

The left has their agents doing their best to stir up a war on the right.

You thought the white supremacist/Nazi smear was dead?

Oh no, just rebranded:
Now we have Erick Erickson splashing a big "expose" of all these conservative organizations and churches that are being funded by Nazis and white supremacists.

Gee, wow--what a coincidence that is exactly the main line of attack of Osoff against Morris in GA.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (3cUTc)

124 I pray that raising this child changes Lena's viewpoints on certain topics.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (lXoJ5)


Sadly, the child is trans, as is required for the children of all celebrities.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

125 I would call the GOP pathetic losers but I don't want to insult pathetic losers.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi)



I appreciate that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (ccf/V)

126 Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices"

Media is focused. Egg prices, anyone?

The answer, of course, is more refining capacity, not less.

It's almost as if there's a link between supply, demand, and prices...

Almost.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (pfXMo)

127 True dat. Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices because that's what they feel most directly.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope

Gas cost is about 2% of the average family budget.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

128 I’ve always read for years the U.S.A. is #1, the “Saudi Arabia” of Coal, with huge proven reserves of Coal, the good stuff. Then an article a couple years back put us at #17. Somebody is lying now, which doesn’t surprise me.

The leftists seem to have a bit of Pol Pot in them. Or at least seem determined to prevent resource extraction or manufacturing of any kind. Under the guise of the “environment” no logging, mining, factories, etc. dependent on foreign nations for everything.

We don’t have to import Food. At least, not yet. I can’t think of any particular reason this can’t happen over time. Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too. They seem to hate that too, so why not.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (wzze2)

129 Democrats are trying to appeal to younger voters by sounding alarms on Data Centers, Flock cameras, expensive gasoline and foreign entanglements.

Thank goodness Republicans won't stoop to that level and are holding fast to traditional conservative values like expensive gas, foreign entanglements and total government surveillance.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (H8R4Z)

130 No child deserves that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (36x1j)

131 >>Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender'


Spoiler alert: That's always been the goal, which started with gay marriage. At the time of the SSM push, advocates admitted that A) gays didn't want marriage, they were just the camel's nose under the tent in redefining marriage, and B) the goal was redefine it to cover any sort of relationship (siblings, friends, whatever) to the point that it lost all meaning.

The Beyond Marriage organization laid it all out in detail, but the site has since disappeared.
https://tinyurl.com/3372t7aw

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE)

132 Johnson knew Thune wasn't going to bring ANYTHING up for vote, so they called it a year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)



OK, Sponge, looks like there isn't much going on at work , why don't you take 2 months off, until something pops up!

---Sponge's Boss

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf)

133 PDTS should just tell congress to stay home. They're not doing their basic job, let alone doing anything constructive. FFS we don't even have a budget and haven't had one for a couple of decades, maybe even more. What legitimate business operates without a budget?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (3Ope8)

134 ..oh, and your paycheck will not be affected...cheers!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (AKptf)

135 Have you seen the price of arugula lately?

Posted by: B.O. at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

136 The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms?

Does it matter? They went out in an orgy of votes and sent multiple bills to the Senate, none of which will be voted on. What, exactly, do you want them doing in DC. At least now, some of them will return to their districts and might get an earful from their constituents.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

137 Don Black

It is a fork attack on the Saudis by America.

The Saudi's turned down the Abraham Accords.
The Saudi's were told to do it yourself.
The new Saudi Defense pact with Pakistan and Turkey failed to help them.

Areas of the world most affected are the EU, with the Saudi's declaringforce majeure, and China. Also make US energy exports earn more money. Esp. natural gas as LPG>

The second best military in the region is Israel. If the Saudi's ask for military assistance from Israel, this is a US win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

138 @117

>>That is inflationary.

Since politicians and by extension the voters have boxed the US into a corner, everything at this point is inflationary.

The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)

139 In TX, we have Cornyn, Rove and the rest of the GOPe attacking conservatives for being racist.

Really, wow, the guy who hailed the "Indian Century" coming to the US is bought-and-paid by Indians?

So we have in GA and TX, two red states, Democrat operatives are trying to drive up Democrat votes via their tried-and-true racial fearmongering and split conservatives less 60 days before the Election.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (3cUTc)

140 Have you seen the price of arugula lately?
Posted by: B.O. at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

Now with bonus fecal contamination!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (wVcYX)

141 There is no such thing as "separation between church and state."

If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could.

You might even say Mass. has actually already done that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (36x1j)

142 >>then quit running a 5 or 6 year old picture of Crooks

A bit difficult to run a recent photo.

Just the other day, the FBI arrested a young guy in Butler County, same place Crooks tried to murder Trump, on weapons charges and charges he was planning a terrorist attack in support of ISIS.

Seems a bit coincidental.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (viF8m)

143 Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too."

How hard can that be?

/

*remember during the o'bumble years when we'd get charming tales of some bubbly female who was turning their* building's roof into a "garden", as if 2,000 square feet could produce enough calories to feed...

*where they lived. Didn't own it, though. Whatever happened to those "gardens"?

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo)

144 The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)
=====
End of the quarter is coming. Pay me!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

145
It's almost as if there's a link between supply, demand, and prices...

Almost.
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (pfXMo)



Most people don't KNOW that Democrats have been shutting refineries down left and right over the last decade. Most people don't KNOW that California was a significant location for these refineries and Democrat policies made them mostly ILLEGAL to operate within the state.

Most people don't KNOW that we haven't built a new refinery for the better part of 50 years.

All issues are belong to Democrats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (ccf/V)

146 Pinko Magazine and The Anal Retentive are the only print magazines I still subscribe to.

Posted by: The Grand Poof at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (Fn+3X)

147 The entire $40 Trillion national government debt rolls over every four (4) years, roughly. Very short term. A legacy of the Clinton years. It isn’t spread out with long duration securities.

Consequently it is like a land mine, when interest rates tick up it immediately requires an ever increasing amount of cash to service the interest payments on the debt.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (wzze2)

148 10 T yield fell under 5%; magic!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (AKptf)

149 So...US House of Representatives... what is it exactly you'd say you DO around here?

Posted by: The two Bobs at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)

150 @117

>>That is inflationary.

Since politicians and by extension the voters have boxed the US into a corner, everything at this point is inflationary.

The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)

I was expecting a reference to flaming clown boners. (h/t to ace)

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (wVcYX)

151 I’ve always read for years the U.S.A. is #1, the “Saudi Arabia” of Coal, with huge proven reserves of Coal, the good stuff. Then an article a couple years back put us at #17. Somebody is lying now, which doesn’t surprise me.

According to wiki, which I tend to believe in this case, the US is first, Russia, China, Australia, and India follow with, roughly, 2/3 the reserve of the US each.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

152 The Houthi's are smacking the shit out of the Saudi military. Yesterday, or the day before, these clowns were able to down a Saudi Air Force F-15. Allegedly with gunfire. From the ground.

For all the billions of dollars of military gear and training the SA military has spent... they're comical in their incompetence.

This is why there are talks with the Houthi's about the Red Sea and not the Saudi's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (2Cry5)

153 OK, Sponge, looks like there isn't much going on at work , why don't you take 2 months off, until something pops up!

---Sponge's Boss
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf)



WOOT! #Winning!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

154 Everyone knows that roof rafters can hold an infinite amount of weight.

They're triangles, dammit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (aKiSo)

155 Most people don't KNOW that Democrats have been shutting refineries down left and right over the last decade"

Huh. It's not been on The Daily Show, or TikTok...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (pfXMo)

156 New York spends more than any other state on public education, pays teachers more generously than most other states, and has more students classified with a disability than almost any other state. After inflation, education spending has increased by 82 percent since 1993. Yet enrollment in public schools has fallen by 9 percent, and eighth-graders now read at a lower level than they did ten years ago.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)

157 Gas cost is about 2% of the average family budget.

Maybe so, but it's paid out of pocket every few days and it's direct effects are very real. I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (3Ope8)

158 https://tinyurl.com/3f6zskfv

@townhallcom
NEW: A House Judiciary report just dropped screenshots of ActBlue's internal Slack messages.

They show staff knowingly waved through foreign donations—using "verification" methods you won't believe. . .


This is unreal:

When ActBlue's own legal counsel Zain Ahmad tried to report this, IT deleted his messages in real time.

This one says "Please stop deleting my requests. You are violating the laws and policies of our company." Deleted 5 seconds later.


They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)

159 Hopefully the nanny or au pair that raises Lena Dunham’s baby has a good head on her shoulders.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XOmY9)

160 If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could.

You might even say Mass. has actually already done that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence
__________

Congregationalism was the established church in Massachusetts until 1833. But the first amendment was then grafted onto the states by the 14th.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XvL8K)

161
Calling All Anti-AItards!

Please read and digest this bit of wisdom from the HQ's Spiritual Godfather:

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to 'safety') by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
HL Mencken, written in 1921.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)

162 It's a good thing I'm not in charge.

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)

163 154 Everyone knows that roof rafters can hold an infinite amount of weight.

They're triangles, dammit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Who do you truss?

Posted by: Johnny and Ed at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X)

164 >>Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too."

How hard can that be?


"Not very: Reintroduce the wolves into Colorado's prime cattle ranching space!!"

-- Jared Polis

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (rOKnE)

165 They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

166 >>Maybe so, but it's paid out of pocket every few days and it's direct effects are very real. I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same.

Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. I bet it's a bit more than most people are spending on gas.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)

167
They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)



And yet not one person has been fined, arrested or hauled in front of a grand jury for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

168 Don Black

You could issue decrees, but your federal bureaucracy would evade, delay, and nullify your wishes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

169 Well, now you've done it!

Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)

170 EXCLUSIVE: Left-Wing Michigan House Hopeful William Lawrence Called for 'Abolishing the Institution of Marriage'
--------

They just want to visit each other in the hospital.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (kM43H)

171 I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same."

You'll never know.

/zombie FDR

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (pfXMo)

172
Yup, gas prices broke $5 today and you'd think it was the end of the world on local T.V.

They did point out it got to $5.25 here after the Ukes got invaded.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)

173 How'd I miss this obvious harbinger of the end times?

"Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house"
https://tinyurl.com/yckepdra

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (cWLG3)

174 Robert De Niro breaks down in tears
---------

Dear Lord, shave your labia, you addled fop

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (kM43H)

175 You could issue decrees, but your federal bureaucracy would evade, delay, and nullify your wishes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
====

I would see nothing but opportunities.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

176 162 It's a good thing I'm not in charge.
Posted by: Don Black

Amen to that!

Posted by: Chrome Toaster Patriot at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (Fn+3X)

177 Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)



What, exactly, is happening, runt?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

178 >> Of the greatness of his government and peace there will be no end. He will reign on David’s throne and over his kingdom, establishing and upholding it with justice and righteousness from that time on and forever. The zeal of the Lord Almighty will accomplish this.”

Isaiah 9:7

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (K+75H)

179 Pray for Lena Dunham's baby, that he lives past the Clancy line.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (UlNBK)

180 What is this thing called "local TV?"

Posted by: Most people at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)

181
"Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house"
https://tinyurl.com/yckepdra
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (cWLG3)



Why was there a port-o-potty at Nick Cage's house?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)

182 Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The Orange Man is taking over his brain and it's terrifying.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (Y8DZL)

183 @169

>>Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"

De Niro is quite literally a TDS eaten up lunatic.

If you asked exactly why he hates Trump, he more than likely wouldn't be able to explain why.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (XV/Pl)

184 >>If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could.



Oh, hey, lookee here!

"VISIT TST

64 Bridge Street In Salem, Massachusetts, Serves As The International Headquarters For The Satanic Temple (TST), A Non-Theistic Religious Organization With Active Congregations Worldwide."


https://tinyurl.com/4zamn2j5



Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)

185 Huck Follywood

How soon can you teach the 4 rules of gun safety to a toddler?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

186 Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. "

Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back...

"Friends" TV Show, and the line "Who's this FICA? Why's he getting all my money?"

A scene never allowed again...

(the funny part is that episode feature George Stepheclintongoogle)

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)

187 Saudis Halt Oil Shipments to Europe Following Houthi Attacks.

-
"F*ck you guys," they explained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (ndZc7)

188 The answer, of course, is more refining capacity, not less.

According to the US Energy Information Administration, US domestic refiners are on track for record output for 2026.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pUU4E)

189 From the Tech thread:

34 from HackerNews (I'm not going to click on the article, because it sure looks like clickbait, but who knows):

28. AI Safety Is Mostly a Sex Cult (skywriter.blue)
36 points by Tomte 47 minutes ago | hide | 6 comments
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)


The title is clickbait, but the article could be legit. The space is full of weirdos. Apparently Dario Amodei at Anthropic proposed a bunch of his peeps from Effective Altruism for the fake-independent regulator that he wants pre-captured. That's the group Sam Bankman-Fried belonged to, who went to prison for fraud, but not before they were all screwing in a mansion in the Caribbean or something. Probably what it's referring to.

Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (ke3zm)

190
I don't get it
does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit?

We have B-52s, FFS
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

It’s an interesting problem - the idea of bombing, exemplified by the B-52’s, is to take out high value targets in a modern state. Yet the Houthi are a mostly dispersed and rural population living at a relatively crude level already, without many high value targets themselves. Unless the US was going to bomb with the specific goal of eliminating as much of the civilian population as possible, bombing by itself won’t do much.

The Romans would have sent several legions and killed them all with swords, but we’re not capable of that kind of commitment today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (tOqvK)

191 @181 Probably construction or plumbing related mishap eh.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (cWLG3)

192 De Niro strikes me as perpetually about 30 minutes away from eating a bullet. Dude is nutz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (2Cry5)

193 64 Bridge Street In Salem, Massachusetts, Serves As The International Headquarters For The Satanic Temple (TST), A Non-Theistic Religious Organization With Active Congregations Worldwide."

https://tinyurl.com/4zamn2j5



Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)



How can one believe in Satan, yet at the same time, believe there is no God?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

194 Hollywood celebrities. Is there anything you DON'T know?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)

195 What is this thing called "local TV?"

It's where I can watch MASH ... at 4 pm, right before dinner.

/Ammonia Hills Senior Living Center

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (pfXMo)

196 Only two weeks until every ugly, witch lesbian descends on Salem, MA for a month long celebration of evil. Let them gather, then nuke the joint.

Posted by: Never Driving North of NC Line at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (Fn+3X)

197 Conservatives have this fatal blind spot.

And it's part of the "magic dirt" theory that somehow, magically, everyone who sets foot on American soil becomes creedal, integrated, Americans; "just like my great, great granddaddy did when he came through Ellis Island!"

And those who believe a notion that was never fully true--and has been dead for well over 100 years--there's still this self-deception:
"Well, that person is doing things I like to do, and I'm a conservative--so they must be conservative too!"

Lefties also do outdoor stuff, manly stuff, sports and religion, you know.

90% of the kids in that photo Bo French posted are registered Democrats.
Every single one old enough in 2024 voted for Kamala. As did their parents.

And some conservatives are stupidly, "I just see American kids in cowboy hats enjoying American sports. Hur-dee-dur. What's the problem?"

It's like gazing upon a NEA rally, with Pali and Soviet flags, like it's a nostalgic Norman Rockwell painting.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (3cUTc)

198 China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse

Communism 101 Kill the family for the State
Communism 201 Family almost dead State Healthy
Communism 301 State needs more workers Subsidize Families

We do the same thing here in the US with gas, or crops, or cattle, or education.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)

199 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.

Posted by: Political analyst at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)

200 198 China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse

Communism 101 Kill the family for the State
Communism 201 Family almost dead State Healthy
Communism 301 State needs more workers Subsidize Families

We do the same thing here in the US with gas, or crops, or cattle, or education.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)
----
It's CHY-na.

Posted by: DJT at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (cWLG3)

201 Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)

It annoys me they were shoe horning their bs propaganda in even then, but man did those girls look good. Like bimbos like them would have the first clue who he was.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (kM43H)

202 Yup, gas prices broke $5 today and you'd think it was the end of the world on local T.V.



I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.



Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z)

203 >>How can one believe in Satan, yet at the same time, believe there is no God?


Yeah, it's a mindf^ck.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)

204 China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse

==

...by having its billionaires buy American surrogates ? we are on to you bishes!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (AKptf)

205 DeNiro loves sucking commie cock and relishes being part of the op.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (zWqu+)

206 Everyone knows that roof rafters can hold an infinite amount of weight.

They're triangles, dammit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

Who do you truss?

Posted by: Johnny and Ed at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X)
-

Not a shingle one of them.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (mvZ2E)

207 >>Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back...

The real reason the Republicans won the House back is because despite how useless many of them are the left is nucking futs and getting worse by the day and no amount of media whitewash can cover it up.

We all know the media is on the left and will whatever they can to sew anger on the right. They've only been doing this all our lives. Maybe we should stop listening to them and go win anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (viF8m)

208 Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)

Thanks. It is a good quote. H.L. Mencken had a lot of amusing and trenchant observations to make, but I ( as a horde member ) personally do not regard him as my "spiritual godfather."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (JrHfD)

209 It annoys me they were shoe horning their bs propaganda in even then"

MUST SEE TV!!!

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (pfXMo)

210

I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.



Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z)



Exactly......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

211 115 The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms? 🤡🤡
Posted by: runner
=======
Thanks to Massie pushing impeachment crap for Hegseth and others. They recessed one day early and had already passed a lot of legislation going nowhere in the Senate. Your ire should be directed at the Senate, not the House.

Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (E4rtv)

212 Rice stated that the Clinton Administration did not tell her about what was uncovered in 1995 in the Philippines.
Rice’s apology about not seeing the nature of the danger is misplaced given the evidence that the preceding Clinton Administration failed to disclose the key facts to her.

=======================
Whether or not she has culpability, it is heartening to see a public official take some responsibility. I'm so used to the other kind, those who blame everyone else.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (aLYxy)

213 Not a shingle one of them."

These jokes are heading for the gutters

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (pfXMo)

214 Gasoline might be 2% of the budget. But energy prices, particularly Diesel directly affects the price of everything we buy. Every Thing. It has to be moved by truck, or train, or plane.

It is not 2% of your budget. Way more than that.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (17WQZ)

215 How soon can you teach the 4 rules of gun safety to a toddler?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___________

A bit older than a toddler, but:

https://tinyurl.com/4fwdx9m5

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (XvL8K)

216 >>>Trump could simply mean that Iran is on the ropes and the regime cannot survive much more than two months.

Or Trump may be hinting that after the midterms, regardless of who controls Congress, he will be free of electoral pressures and able to resume military operations to accelerate the theocracy’s ongoing economic ruin.
---

Hanson's not listening. Trump said that directly. After the election it won't matter, he's not running again, he doesn't have to please anyone. Iran either gives it up or we're going to take it. Period.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (vPv7/)

217 186 Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. "

Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back...

"Friends" TV Show, and the line "Who's this FICA? Why's he getting all my money?"

A scene never allowed again...

(the funny part is that episode feature George Stepheclintongoogle)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)

End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

218 I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.
=====

But not old enough to remember basic economics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

219 >>Only two weeks until every ugly, witch lesbian descends on Salem, MA for a month long celebration of evil. Let them gather, then nuke the joint.


It is exhausting!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (rOKnE)

220 190
I don't get it
does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit?

We have B-52s, FFS
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

It’s an interesting problem - the idea of bombing, exemplified by the B-52’s, is to take out high value targets in a modern state. Yet the Houthi are a mostly dispersed and rural population living at a relatively crude level already, without many high value targets themselves. Unless the US was going to bomb with the specific goal of eliminating as much of the civilian population as possible, bombing by itself won’t do much.

The Romans would have sent several legions and killed them all with swords, but we’re not capable of that kind of commitment today.
Posted by: Tom Servo
==========
They import 80-90 percent of their food. Easy peasey to stop that, then they starve.

Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (E4rtv)

221 "It's only 2% of your budget" just doesn't sound like a catchy campaign slogan.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (H8R4Z)

222 Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too."


Huge push on social media almost overnight by vegans out of nowhere.

They won't answer "How cute does the animal have to be before you are concerned about it living?"

"Every animal that lives on or below the ground dies to have your food plot planted. From plowing to planting to weeding to harvest.

Every mouse, vole, mole, woodchuck, rabbit, worm, cricket and grasshopper gone. And kept gone.

How cute does the animal have to be before you are concerned about it living?"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (Za/mt)

223 Do people drive as much as they did in the past ? Pre-covid ?

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)

224 I don't think so.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)

225 End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST"

I was "self" employed for nearly 40 years. Wrote quarterly "estimated payments" for ....

Yeah, I get kinda more upset about guv spending than most.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (pfXMo)

226 >>I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.


I'm old enough to remember when Republicans wanted to kill the mullahs rather than send them plane loads of cash.

Biden caused gas prices to rise because he wanted to force us all to buy golf carts. Gas prices are high now, temporarily, because Trump is finally doing what we wanted a president to do for 50 years, kill the terrorists trying to build nukes to kill us.

One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)

227 Hey everybody! Just popping in for a minute before I head out for a five mile hike and then some hang gliding.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

228 End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST
Posted by: r hennigantx

No doubt. Educating and entertaining.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (zWqu+)

229 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (53oGX)

230 If gas prices are so terrible, how come I see Johnny Methcook and Sally Ebt-Glasspipe driving around to Wally World or Sonic Burger or to the Patel Motel wasting precious fuel on nonsense every day of the week.

Posted by: Mad Max at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (P4iUb)

231 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)

232 215 How soon can you teach the 4 rules of gun safety to a toddler?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___________

Had this debate with a pro-gun psychiatrist. I said 6 he said 8.
I'll differ to his experience. He had 3 boys.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (vPv7/)

233 199 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)
------------------
Heh

Posted by: The Gracchi brothers at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (aLYxy)

234 I don't have any data handy at the moments, this is based on observation.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (AKptf)

235 192 De Niro strikes me as perpetually about 30 minutes away from eating a bullet. Dude is nutz.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
==========
He is old and shriveled nutz by now---his day has passed in movies except for cameos.

Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (E4rtv)

236 Hey, Remember when your top dresser drawer was full of a pile of pay stubs?

Posted by: Pepperidge Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Fn+3X)

237 China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse
-----------

They said Cultural Revolution 2.0 would be lit

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (kM43H)

238 According to the US Energy Information Administration, US domestic refiners are on track for record output for 2026.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pUU4E)


The fact that they will output more than ever before does not negate the fact that we use more than they output.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

239 >Not a shingle one of them."

These jokes are heading for the gutters

Posted by: man
-----

the thread is on the eave of something weird

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt)

240 Gasoline might be 2% of the budget. But energy prices, particularly Diesel directly affects the price of everything we buy. Every Thing. It has to be moved by truck, or train, or plane.

It is not 2% of your budget. Way more than that.
Posted by: Common Tater


I'm spending $720 a month in gas alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Za/mt)

241 Do people drive as much as they did in the past"

There's not good info on that. Just a bunch of "estimates"

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (pfXMo)

242 Gas prices are no higher than under Biden or Owbama.
Allowing for inflation, gas prices are cheaper than
under Biden or Owebama.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (vPv7/)

243 231 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up
Posted by: Smell the Glove
=======
Thought it was 'Bubs', short for Beezelbub.

Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (E4rtv)

244 Ivermectin is believed to disrupt the pathways tumors rely on to grow and to trigger apoptosis, or programmed cell death, in cancer cells. Mebendazole works differently, cutting off the glucose supply abnormal cells need to survive.

Would be interesting to know rate of fast growing tumors in populations that take Iver regularly for parasite prophylactic.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

245 >>"Every animal that lives on or below the ground dies to have your food plot planted. From plowing to planting to weeding to harvest.

Every mouse, vole, mole, woodchuck, rabbit, worm, cricket and grasshopper gone. And kept gone.
- - - -

OK, now apply that to telling people to replace their lawns with astroturf to save the environment. You have to kill everything up to 5" below the surface before installing, and the fake lawn itself cannot sustain any of the animal and insect life your lawn did.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)

246 He is old and shriveled nutz by now---his day has passed in movies except for cameos.
Posted by: Your Handler

The Herman Munster Lift Shoes are too dangerous for the Aged Near Death.

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (Fn+3X)

247 It's National Apple Dumpling Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

248 I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z)

Are you old enough to remember Democrats intentionally leveling the energy sector? The economy? The country?

You really should have just put this one under your new nic. I mean come on.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (kM43H)

249 One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)



I'm also old enough to remember when Republicans mocked Biden for saying that Americans must be willing to suffer higher gas prices for Ukraine.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (H8R4Z)

250 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)
-

YES YOU CAN!

It's amazing with a little mascara and lip gloss can do.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (mvZ2E)

251 FYI,

Reuters
@Reuters
US poverty rate dips to lowest on record, Census Bureau says https://reut.rs/4j68xR9

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)

252 People don't drive anymore. There's too much traffic.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (MWfyi)

253 I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.

Ironically, the two things most driving gas prices are Ukraine (which was done by Biden), and Iran (which was exacerbated by Biden when he gave them a fuckton of money), so we still could.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

254 Conservatives have this fatal blind spot.

Many people do. It starts when children engage in anthropomorphism with their plush toys, and adults do the same with Coca Cola polar bears.

It is why dumbasses get their selves flung in the air when they try to pet wild bison or feed feral bears.

its an underdeveloped Theory of Mind where people construct a simplistic if not childish worldview and crudely apply the template capriciously over everything they encounter.

It reduces cognitive load not to have to think about things but let the emotional projection mechanism normalize all inputs into something easily harmless and disposable.

Consider it a First World problem where we can afford to stay in a permanent Condition White ignorant of everything because someone else will deal with the complications.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (PVBkQ)

255 US domestic refiners are on track for record output for 2026."

And that's with less capacity - so now running w/o maintenence or downtime. Which means... higher costs.

Hey, let's ship more fuel to California! (record levels of shipments to the West Coast)

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (pfXMo)

256 231 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)

*break out in movie soundtrack*

On a clear day
you can see forever

Posted by: Babs Sermon on the Mons of Venus at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)

257 Thought it was 'Bubs', short for Beezelbub.
Posted by: Your Handler

Don't lump me in with this!

Posted by: Bub O'Casey, My Three sons at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (Fn+3X)

258 >>I'm also old enough to remember when Republicans mocked Biden for saying that Americans must be willing to suffer higher gas prices for Ukraine.


And stupid people believed that shit. Don't be one of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (viF8m)

259 Trump could cut the tax on diesel.
Trump could cut CAFE and EPA out of diesel
and I could have my HyLux, blown 4 banger
diesel.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (vPv7/)

260 It is exhausting!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (rOKnE

I'm sorry. Do you live near there and can't avoid it or could you turn off any internet news related to it?
I did notice that on a recent visit to Whole Foods that the front checkouts have magazines on Witchcraft. Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (JrHfD)

261 Hey, Remember when your top dresser drawer was full of a pile of pay stubs?
Posted by: Pepperidge Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Fn+3X)
====

When my grandma z"l passed we found 40 years of monthly ConEd bills, in order.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

262 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

263 Re the House recessing.

"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
35m
🚨 JUST IN OVERNIGHT: The US House has DEPARTED DC until after the midterms, but Speaker Johnson says ALL members are on a 48-hour notice to rapidly return to DC if the Senate gets anything done

"700 bills are waiting in the Senate. The House has done its job. We're on a 48-hour notice to return as necessary. We're hopeful the Senate can send us bills of substance."

"The House has passed 70 bills THIS WEEK ALONE, 900 total this Congress!" 🔥

The House last night passed MULTIPLE major bills, including sanctions against Russia and Iran, along with codifying Donald Trump's national fraud enforcement division within the DOJ

@SpeakerJohnson
crushed it, also passing the SAVE America Act 4 TIMES

The Senate needs to follow suit!"

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (E4rtv)

264 People don't drive anymore. There's too much traffic.
Posted by: fd



I'm driving 800 miles a week for work.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (Za/mt)

265 cutting off the glucose supply abnormal cells need to survive."

Sugar. What else can it do?

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (pfXMo)

266 Hey, let's ship more fuel to California! (record levels of shipments to the West Coast)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (pfXMo)

They are building the first new ground up refinery in the US since the year JJ and I started college.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)

267 OK, 22-25% of the price of gas is refining. Distribution and Marketing is 15-23%. *You need to market gas? why ? is the demand low?? cut that crap in 1/2 and you get your price decreases.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:51 AM (AKptf)

268
Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The Orange Man is taking over his brain and it's terrifying.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (Y8DZL)



"Invasion of the Brain Orange-ifier"

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:51 AM (iJfKG)

269 I'm driving 800 miles a week for work."

Beats walking 500 miles...

*ducks*

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:52 AM (pfXMo)

270 And stupid people believed that shit. Don't be one of them.


I don't.

Nor do I believe the Mullahs were about to get a nuke and destroy America.

Because I'm not a retardate.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:52 AM (H8R4Z)

271 David White (Larry Tate from Bewitched) had a son who died in the Lockerbie bombing. White died shortly after, probably from grief.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at September 17, 2026 08:52 AM (Fn+3X)

272 They are building the first new ground up refinery in the US since the year JJ and I started college."

Amazing, huh?

*waits for protests against oil. or something*

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (pfXMo)

273 It's also,
Smithsonian Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

274 Why is gasoline 3 cents in Iran?

Posted by: JROD at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (Hzv70)

275 Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (E4rtv)

But, but, but... the House isn't passing more bills that the Senate will ignore!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

276 I'm also old enough to remember when Republicans mocked Biden for saying that Americans must be willing to suffer higher gas prices for Ukraine.
====

Tell your doctor to adjust the Effexor

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

277 Lena Dunham welcomes her first baby via surrogacy

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

278 You know...when there is slowdown in any normal company, people work on generating new business, improvements, cutting waste, stuff like that, THEY DO NOT GO HOME AND GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (AKptf)

279 How can one believe in Satan, yet at the same time, believe there is no God?


Yeah, it's a mindf^ck.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)

They believe Satan IS god. That he made God irrelevant.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (kM43H)

280
US poverty rate dips to lowest on record, Census Bureau says https://reut.rs/4j68xR9
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)


Which is close to the same rate it was 60 years ago. So either our definition of "poverty" has changed or the War on Poverty has been a failure, profitable as it was to many not in poverty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)

281 "I'm driving 800 miles a week for work.
Posted by: rickb223"

That's a joke, son.

I'm probably spending $200-$300 more per month on fuel. The cost of diesel is what is really causing pain, now and later.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (MWfyi)

282 252 People don't drive anymore. There's too much traffic.
Posted by: fd
======
Economic situation would be much graver if we were paying the money out to foreign countries for the oil. Internally, we pay more to ourselves--changes distribution of income but not wealth. Oil industry is getting a windfall and promptly investing that into new production which means jobs, investment, etc. Same with mfg.

Under the old rules where we imported a lot of oil, we paid out that money and foreigners in return bought our goods, ious, and/or both raising inflation a lot more by driving down the dollar.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (E4rtv)

283 231 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs".
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Things went to hell after the left shut down the Salem Witch Trials.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (Y8DZL)

284 252 People don't drive anymore. There's too much traffic.

Posted by: fd
----


Hey, yo!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (vPv7/)

285 EXCLUSIVE: Left-Wing Michigan House Hopeful William Lawrence Called for 'Abolishing the Institution of Marriage'

-
Except for fag marriage because that is holy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (ndZc7)

286 If you have to scratch your head and think like its an SAT question when ask
"What is your favorite drag performer?"

you might be gay

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

287 JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)

288 Why is gasoline 3 cents in Iran?"

Cause you're limited to a few quarts or so (in freedom units, not euroweenies).
Above that and the prices increase (IIRC)

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (pfXMo)

289 Debbie Reynolds died from a stroke the day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died.

Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (Fn+3X)

290 Are Democrats running on cheap oil? No. They want to destroy the industry. Remember dummy?

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (kM43H)

291 Which is close to the same rate it was 60 years ago. So either our definition of "poverty" has changed or the War on Poverty has been a failure, profitable as it was to many not in poverty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)

We fought poverty and poverty won.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)

292 promptly investing that into new production which means jobs,"

Texas Ford Dealers hardest.... oh, wait.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (pfXMo)

293 Had this debate with a pro-gun psychiatrist. I said 6 he said 8.
I'll differ to his experience. He had 3 boys.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM


Depends. My buddy's girls had them down cold at 6.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (P6lWH)

294 >>“There’s plenty of evidence in all of these cases to prove the theories of prosecution," DiGenova had told the Associated Press. "It just takes time to get there, and some people want to get there a little faster than others — and you can’t do that.”

https://tinyurl.com/2547anu2

Huh. And I was told DiGenova quit because he thought the DOJ was moving too slow.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (viF8m)

295
EXCLUSIVE: Left-Wing Michigan House Hopeful William Lawrence Called for 'Abolishing the Institution of Marriage'

If the Left really cared about the poor, they wouldn't advocate so many things that devastate the poor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (eRlcH)

296 JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)
=====

Norman, coordinate!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

297 I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Bots cannot hope to match our levels of spite.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (lXoJ5)

298 JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)
---
***click, whir***

ROGER, ROGER!

***whir, click***

Posted by: Robosquirrel at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (FZ29D)

299 You know...when there is slowdown in any normal company, people work on generating new business, improvements, cutting waste, stuff like that, THEY DO NOT GO HOME AND GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING.
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (AKptf)


- Generating new business? They're the government. They need less business.
- Improvements, cutting waste, stuff like that? All that requires legislation. Which the Senate isn't dealing with. Would you feel ever so much better if there 3 trillions bills for the Senate to ignore rather than just 700?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

300 286 Talafreako didn’t even have to think about it, though. He answered right away.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

301 212 - Jamie Gorelick should be swinging from a tree.

Posted by: jaimo at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (2noDb)

302 Hadrian, in the same article, this nugget

"the median household ‌income ⁠increased 2.6% to $87,460."
=======
For the most part, the reason that the margin has not moved is because of a) semi permanent welfare class, and b) importation of a bunch of poor welfare consumers/frauds from other lands which is a further disincentive for the welfare class to get jobs.

If you went back to 1960's, you would find that in that society, the elderly and the young were a big component of the poor at that time but not new immigrants because US immigration laws were restrictive. Generational welfare families were primarily only in the major urban areas.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (E4rtv)

303
JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)


It will be a major disappointment to attend at last a TXMoMe and find out everyone else there is a bot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (eRlcH)

304 House cut out a day early to avoid Greene's impeachment vote.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (vPv7/)

305 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)

*break out in movie soundtrack*

On a clear day
you can see forever
Posted by: Babs Sermon on the Mons of Venus

People
People who need Satan
Are the luckiest people in the world!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)

306 If you have to scratch your head and think like its an SAT question when ask
"What is your favorite drag performer?"


The person asking really deserves a quick, vigorous and deliberate kick between the legs, maybe more for even asking the question—it assumes that the one being interviewed is knowledgeable and engaged enough in the drag culture to have personal standards, preferences and a mechanism for easily stratifying favorites.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (xE0sV)

307 There's a statue of Samantha in Salem, MA, the witch mecca.

In 1992, Dick Sargent and Liz Montgomery were co-grand marshals of the LA Pride Parade. Within two years, both would be dead.

Posted by: They Got Smited? at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Fn+3X)

308 Multiple states submitting bids to get NASA’s proposed Space Academy

Cornroe just up the road from me is working on a bid.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (/+uur)

309 Why is gasoline 3 cents in Iran?
Posted by: JROD


Because goat dates are 40% of a weekly paycheck.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Za/mt)

310 Kitchen refrigerator stopped making ice. I took out the tray, cleaned the mechanism, cleaned the seeing eye sensors and all.......no ice.

Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

311
JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)


Patience, please!

I just need to install one more NVDIA card in my processor to understand your comment.

...Waiting

..Waiting

...Waiting

There! Done!

Now, your comment....

Don't worry about it.


...End Comment...

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (iJfKG)

312 New Mitch McConnel siting. Language warning:

https://tinyurl.com/mv6498r4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (mvZ2E)

313 The country that made flying drones affordable for all had banned flying drone from their capital, Beijing.

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

314 Are Democrats running on cheap oil? "

Sure we are. Also, let's force sellers to pay a tax on each barrel of domestic sales, but not on exports!

(yes, that's real. And it's that stupid. Your gov at work)

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (pfXMo)

315 My favorite drag performer is Sister Mary Elephant.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

316 If you have to scratch your head and think like its an SAT question when ask
"What is your favorite drag performer?"



Big Daddy Don Garlits

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (Za/mt)

317 286 Talafreako didn’t even have to think about it, though. He answered right away.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

It is the dude from Netflix who works exclusively with children dancers.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)

318 But, but, but... the House isn't passing more bills that the Senate will ignore!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Murcow the Senator expressed her displeasure so at the very least, consider that she is upset because she planned to cram some shit into some House legislation and ram it through. Same with a defeated and retiring senators, they always try to shove more spending and donor servicing provisions into bills as a last f-u to the citizens.

Simply put, the Senate is the problem and Thune runs the Senate, thus, Thune and those supporting him in the R caucus are the problem.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (E4rtv)

319 The only thing the Senate is going to do is hold pro-forma sessions to keep the Senate "open" so Trump can't make any recess appointments.

Essentially everyone has gotten out of dodge and is f***** off till after the mid-terms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (XV/Pl)

320
https://tinyurl.com/2547anu2

Huh. And I was told DiGenova quit because he thought the DOJ was moving too slow.

Posted by: JackStraw
---

Trump wants it in front of the cameras now.
Put all the evidence together as you go.
He said they have the evidence. They can dog and pony
while Joe was collating but Joe don't move that way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (vPv7/)

321 Big Daddy Don Garlits
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (Za/mt)

*BUZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Shirley Muldowney

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)

322 We fought poverty and poverty won.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Sitting on my ass in the cool shade
I fought poverty and poverty won

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

323 Which is close to the same rate it was 60 years ago. So either our definition of "poverty" has changed or the War on Poverty has been a failure, profitable as it was to many not in poverty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)

We fought poverty and poverty won.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)


Someone once said that there will be poor always. I wonder if they said anything else of note.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

324 Hadrian, I can assure that the Horde is real and spectacular.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (+fpfy)

325 Cornroe just up the road from me is working on a bid."

Cornroe"

That's funny right there. And it's just right up the road from me, too...

*that's all I need. More space cadets

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (pfXMo)

326

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......



Dang, you must have one of them "smart" appliances!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)

327 289 Debbie Reynolds died from a stroke the day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died.
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery

She was always upstaging her.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (Y8DZL)

328 304 House cut out a day early to avoid Greene's impeachment vote.

Posted by: Braenyard
========
Massie was going to file impeachment vote for Hegseth. They already voted on Greene'
s motion.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (E4rtv)

329 273 It's also,
Smithsonian Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Heh, that hive of Leftism and DEI? Pfffft!

Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ronnie at September 17, 2026 09:04 AM (Fn+3X)

330 >>Trump wants it in front of the cameras now.

Shhh. Don't spoil the October Surprise.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)

331 327 289 Debbie Reynolds died from a stroke the day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died.
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery

She was always upstaging her.
Posted by: Auspex
======
Broken heart syndrome after a loved one passes is a common enough phenomenon that the medical research has a name for it.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:05 AM (E4rtv)

332 Likewise, The Associated Press noted that the ad campaign “has sparked widespread backlash from female athletes who say it is sexualizing women in sports.”

There are entire publications of naked sportswomen with painted on swimsuits.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)

333 I gave an example of what people do in private industry, when there is a slowdown. Was it not clear? Was it not clear that if one makes 175K, they are expect to be productive, and in the case of the House find ways to pass legislation, work with Senate and get shit done, not wave their arms about and say, "hey I've done all I could, let's take a vacation!" But some would argue anything and everything.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:05 AM (AKptf)

334 Gas cost is about 2% of the average family budget.

A 2% that is taken out of pocket every week. And that you are reminded of every day whenever you pass by a gas station with 4, 5 or 6 dollar gas.

Why do you think so many leftists hated the "I Did That!" Biden stickers on gas pumps?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 09:06 AM (qRla/)

335 There are entire publications of naked sportswomen with painted on swimsuits."

*calls up ATT for mor bandwidth*

Later, y'all...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 09:06 AM (pfXMo)

336 Fifty-fifty on whether Lena's baby stays birthsex or gets changed to either-or. I suppose it could be none of the above too.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 09:06 AM (LHPAg)

337 House cut out a day early to avoid Greene's impeachment vote.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (vPv7/)


And Masse's.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

338 Now, it’s time to take down “Run Hide Fight: Infidels.” The new DailyWire+ original, debuting today on the platform, follows a radical Muslim group taking over a woke university.

well duh! thats a Day ended in Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

339 New Mitch McConnel siting. Language warning:

https://tinyurl.com/mv6498r4
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

That is brilliant. And accurate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)

340 The thot leader of the DSA.

>>@PollTracker2024

>>(Axios) Hasan Piker on "The Axios Show": America worse than al-Qaeda "pound for pound"

>>Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda, the terror network that carried out the 9/11 attacks.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (viF8m)

341 You know what, you are right. Let them go home. They worked so hard! I mean a whole month after the summer 3 month vacation! look at the pile of paper over there! and over here!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (AKptf)

342 I just watched the boat building video in the ONT. What a job. I think he paid too much for the boat, that being said, if he does a first class job restoring it, it will wind up being worth it.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (JNTt1)

343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

344 The Post Millennial-

Massachusetts Dem gov defends decision to remove trans teen from Catholic parents over refusal to 'affirm' gender

The parents have also said that since the state took custody, DCF has attempted to put their daughter on birth control, take psychiatric drugs, house her in a boy’s dormitory, and deny her Sunday Mass.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3m477h

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

345 Posted by: They Got Smited? at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Fn+3X)

If God wanted to smite people I'm sure He could do it a lot faster than two years later. People die of cancer everyday and leave grieving relatives and friends behind despite whatever their views on politics are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (JrHfD)

346 Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

That is wicked!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (JrHfD)

347
Peter Max, Psychedelic Pop Art Icon of the 1960s, Dead at 88.


Outta Sight, man!!!

...Uh....

Sad, man. He's outta sight.

RIP

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (iJfKG)

348 310 Kitchen refrigerator stopped making ice. I took out the tray, cleaned the mechanism, cleaned the seeing eye sensors and all.......no ice.

Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)
---
Thought it was an analog problem when it was q digital problem. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (cWLG3)

349 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst

Having an Emperor has it's good points. The key to it all is having the right on.

Aye, there's the rub.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (o36GC)

350 Which is close to the same rate it was 60 years ago. So either our definition of "poverty" has changed or the War on Poverty has been a failure, profitable as it was to many not in poverty.

years ago, the "Poverty Threshold" was calculated based on the cost of economy food plan x 3.

Since then, like everything else the sloven government does, is multiply the Poverty Threshold by an Inflation Adjustment.

So an arbitrary number "cost of food" established years ago in the 1960s by the Social Security Administration (since we know the food supply chain, nor what is considered enough and what kind of food hasn't evolved one bit since then) is multiplied annually by yet another political and arbitrary number and this sausage making yields the benchmark for the Poverty Line.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:10 AM (nAS9C)

351 343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

something about a fool and his money

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)

352 @304 "thot leader," the next new "word" Merriam-Webster adds to their dictionary? They apparently consider "vibe coding" to be a "word."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (cWLG3)

353 Happy Constitution Day

a beautiful example of archaic calligraphy, currently on display in our nation's capitol.

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (ZxPkt)

354 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme

Good. Fuck him. I am sick and tired of roid-heads, thugs and jacked-up meatballs getting paid obscene amounts of money to play a kids' game.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (qRla/)

355 Fact remains that the great majority of everyone on Earth gets smited. Salvation is a kind of rare thing.

Posted by: Them's The Facts at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Fn+3X)

356 I find it hard to believe there is no dirt on Murkowoskovoski. Why no one dealt with her, a proper Democrat, who is for some reason considered part of R cuause, is a mystery.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (AKptf)

357 Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. I bet it's a bit more than most people are spending on gas.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)
=====

Very few people get a 'paycheck' any more. Wages are handled by direct deposit and Average Taxpayer does not necessarily see withheld amounts -- even at tax time.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (rvoLC)

358 343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD

Word.

Taylor Swift probably makes that much per concert.


Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (Y8DZL)

359
Peter Max Depicts CBD's First Taste of aa Manhattan:

https://tinyurl.com/vsshxxfp

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (iJfKG)

360 347
Peter Max, Psychedelic Pop Art Icon of the 1960s, Dead at 88.


Outta Sight, man!!!

...Uh....

Sad, man. He's outta sight.

RIP
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (iJfKG)

I would bet 90% of the Max art sold this millennium is FAKE.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)

361 333 I gave an example of what people do in private industry, when there is a slowdown. Was it not clear? Was it not clear that if one makes 175K, they are expect to be productive, and in the case of the House find ways to pass legislation, work with Senate and get shit done, not wave their arms about and say, "hey I've done all I could, let's take a vacation!" But some would argue anything and everything.
Posted by: runner
========
Passing bills that go nowhere to show 'hardworking' doesn't mean much. Likewise almost all the legislation coming from the Senate is toxic bi-partisan stuff which means Democrat provisions and poison pills that Thune allows in them to get to 60.

Legislation is not like assembly line working as it fewer and better bills are more important than a slew of crappy ones. And the crappy ones are what get shoved out the door just before elections.

House needs to get out the door and start campaigning anyway to keep a GOP House rather than entertain stupid votes to bring the troops home from Iran, impeachment of Hegseth, and other pointless theatrics so that a few GOP members can join with Democrats on passing noxious look at me bills or worse, amnesty.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (E4rtv)

362 Broken heart syndrome after a loved one passes is a common enough phenomenon that the medical research has a name for it.
Posted by: whig
____

Takotsubo, or stress-induced cardiomyopathy. There's also catecholamine-induced arrhythmia, caused more by anxiety than sadness.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (XvL8K)

363 351 343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

something about a fool and his money
Posted by: r hennigantx


I chuckled.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (zWqu+)

364 353 Happy Constitution Day

a beautiful example of archaic calligraphy, currently on display in our nation's capitol.
Posted by: Don Black

Ah cain't read good. Specially cursive. No Book Thread for me.

Posted by: Down With Literacy! at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (Fn+3X)

365 I am getting pretty danged tired of dying.

I died from The New Ice Age, Global Famine, Melting-Down Reactors in Nuclear Power Plants, AIDS, Peak Oil, the Ozone Hole, Ebola, Swine Flu, Listeria and e.Coli-tainted Foods, US Ran Out of Potable Water, Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Y2K, Global Climate Change/Warming/Heating, Oceans Boiling, No Net Neutrality, Federal Government Shutdowns Over Budget Disputes, COVID, Donald Trump (twice!), and dozens of causes of death I have mercifully forgotten.

I had to declare bankruptcy twice because of how much I spent on my own funerals coming so frequently at times!

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (5rh/l)

366 @really 356 that is one ugly bint. No one would have a history with her except from a distance

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (cWLG3)

367 > Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
----

ACKshually, 35MIL was the total that was scammed by the scammer

there were other dupes besides Kelce

although I bet this incident figured into the iron-clad pre-nup he doubtless had to sign

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)

368 whig, Hear Hear

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (+fpfy)

369 Thought it was an analog problem when it was q digital problem. Happens all the time.

Invest in a line conditioner. I have a high-tech Samsung frige that has been used for over fifteen years now sitting in the garage keeping the beverages, eggs, produce and meat cooled.

Its out in the garage because the ice maker was doing what ice makers do once past the warranty date .

Zero problems with the electronics with brown outs, black outs, storms, lightning strikes and normal line noise from appliances kicking on and off.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (xE0sV)

370 You know what, you are right. Let them go home. They worked so hard! I mean a whole month after the summer 3 month vacation! look at the pile of paper over there! and over here!
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (AKptf)


So vote Democrat. I'm sure they'll get a lot of stuff through Congress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

371 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst


But when they vote you off the island, they really vote you off the island.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (Za/mt)

372 355 Fact remains that the great majority of everyone on Earth gets smited. Salvation is a kind of rare thing.
Posted by: Them's The Facts at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Fn+3X)

Amazing that when Jehovahs Witness population exceeded 144k the number that get into Heaven was upped.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (/+uur)

373 Kitchen refrigerator stopped making ice. I took out the tray, cleaned the mechanism, cleaned the seeing eye sensors and all.......no ice.

Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

-------------

The Ice Blue Screen of Death.

Posted by: ShainS at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (QOCKw)

374 Last Sunday 60 Minutes had a great segment featuring one of the Air Force officers who was shot down over Iran and then rescued. If you missed it I highly recommend looking for the extended video.

This week they are interviewing Patrick Clancy, former husband of Lyndsay Clancy.

https://tinyurl.com/nh9ntczm

Bari Weiss might be a liberal but she is making me consider watching 60 Minutes occasionally.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (viF8m)

375 House needs to get out the door and start campaigning anyway to keep a GOP House rather than entertain stupid votes to bring the troops home from Iran, impeachment of Hegseth, and other pointless theatrics so that a few GOP members can join with Democrats on passing noxious look at me bills or worse, amnesty.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (E4rtv)

If you want to adopt that view, that they should go home because they do pointless stuff while in DC, why have them in DC at all ?

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:16 AM (AKptf)

376 >Fact remains that the great majority of everyone on Earth gets smited.
---
100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

377
https://tinyurl.com/2547anu2

Huh. And I was told DiGenova quit because he thought the DOJ was moving too slow.

Posted by: JackStraw
---

Sounds like Blanche is the turd in the punch bowl; Shilling for the FBI. DiGenova quit because Blanche was undermining the investigation allowing the FBI to view DiGenova's work in progress.
F' him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (vPv7/)

378
Dang, you must have one of them "smart" appliances!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)



Not smart enough to be connected to the internet.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

379 Kitchen refrigerator stopped making ice. I took out the tray, cleaned the mechanism, cleaned the seeing eye sensors and all.......no ice.

Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......

great episode on Silicon Valley when the smart fridge was hacked

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (/+uur)

380 356 I find it hard to believe there is no dirt on Murkowoskovoski. Why no one dealt with her, a proper Democrat, who is for some reason considered part of R cuause, is a mystery.
Posted by: runner

The family is a fixture in AK politics. Her old man was involved in GOP politics when AK first became a state, then he stepped down from the senate to become governor. He, and Ted Stevens, another pioneer GOP senator, created the modern corrupt GOP party in AK that Palin struggled against as governor. Indians, Sovereign Welfare fund, Alaska pipeline, oil revenue, and that is what drives AK politics.

It is more like the old left coast GOP now extinct in CA, OR, and WA that was surreptitiously pretty liberal compared than the rest of the US.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (E4rtv)

381 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst

Did they have EBT cards to keep the plebs happy?

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:18 AM (Oy/m2)

382 The got free grain.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (2OBCo)

383 I vote for Congress convening for 3 months a year in DC and the rest of their time in their districts.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (+fpfy)

384 Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

I don't think of death as being smites. It's a fact of life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (JrHfD)

385 If you want to adopt that view, that they should go home because they do pointless stuff while in DC, why have them in DC at all ?
Posted by: runner
=========
Frankly, I wouldn't. Better for House to be based in their home constituencies and living at home than in DC anyway. Have them vote and do committee shit virtually for most of the year.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)

386 Gref

What, you dodged Acid Rain?

You da man!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)

387 Did they have EBT cards to keep the plebs happy?
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:18 AM (Oy/m2)

The first year of the free wheat program Rome gave wheat to about 25,000 families.
20 years later it was around 200k.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)

388 There's an online coffeemaker right now plotting world domination.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (zWqu+)

389 Fact remains that the great majority of everyone on Earth gets smited.
---
100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)


So...

Alive Today means Unsmited Today!!!

Nice!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (iJfKG)

390 Extinction of the spotted owl killed me

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)

391 Death by snaildarter was brutal.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:21 AM (+fpfy)

392 100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

Life is a fatal sexually-transmitted disease.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 09:22 AM (gLYp7)

393 343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)


He is simply the most recent pro player to be ripped-off by 'financial advisors.' Successful pros are smart enough to understand and memorize playbooks and audibles, how to steal signs, tendencies of opposing players, signs from the 3rd base coach and dugout, a basketball coach's arm, hand, and finger signals, and so on. But not smart enough to know when they're being conned and fleeced by smooth-talking thieves. Life goes on.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:22 AM (5rh/l)

394 Extinction of the spotted owl killed me
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)



Tax cuts.....cut me to the bone. Exsanguination.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:22 AM (ccf/V)

395
Extinction of the spotted owl killed me
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)


I'm not extinct yet!

Posted by: Spotted Owl in Muddy Wheelcart at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (iJfKG)

396 >>Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda, the terror network that carried out the 9/11 attacks.


Yikes, why are you still here?
Why have you not renounced your citizenship and returned to your parent's homeland?


I ask these questions because these people need to be put on the spot, not because I don't know the answer. We have been so trained to not expect anything from these dimwit Lefties that they are never made to answer for their inflammatory statements and blatant lies.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (rOKnE)

397 Passing bills that go nowhere to show 'hardworking' doesn't mean much.

Ranking the least performing congresses in the past century, we have the 119th (this one) out pacing the sloth, lethargy, apathy and general unseriousness of all other congresses. the 118th (2023-2025) comes in 2nd for screwing off and completely failing We The People.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (nAS9C)

398 German Chancellor Merz: Free Speech Must Be Curbed — Because of the Rise of the AfD

-
They were drinking for diversion, they were thinking for themselves

And this must end.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)

399 Alar did me in.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

400 386 Gref

What, you dodged Acid Rain?

You da man!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)


No, it killed me.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (5rh/l)

401 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

Why was Travis investing in Social Security? what an idiot!

Posted by: Social Security Administration at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (P4iUb)

402 >>Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme


No one tell the AWFL Swifties, they might get the wrong idea about illegal aliens. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (rOKnE)

403 no Fen, someone else mentioned smiting
I just piled on

but there is a case to be made for smiting in the modern age
more people need to be smitten, or smited, or smote
(?)

Judges?

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (ZxPkt)

404 NYC Mass Timber Studio: Accelerating Housing Development RFP
New York City Economic Development Corporation ("NYCEDC") is pleased to invite applicants to submit proposals in response to this Request for Proposals ("RFP") for participation in the third iteration of the NYC Mass Timber Studio: Advancing Housing Development (the "Studio").

There are about 5x more trees in the US suitable for building today than in 1900.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (/+uur)

405 My plan is to live forever.
So far, so good.

Posted by: Steven Wright at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)

406 These posts on X say it all.


Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
·
Sep 15
It is the final 20 or so days that an all GOP Congress has to get anything done.

Every lobbying outfit in the world has people in DC.
Quote
Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke
·
Sep 15
I usually book hotels at the last minute because it almost always works out better. By sheer luck, I booked my DC hotel for tonight in advance, because these prices are totally insane. And btw, this map is totally unfiltered. This is literally what it costs to stay in DC tonight.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (E4rtv)

407 >>Sounds like Blanche is the turd in the punch bowl; Shilling for the FBI. DiGenova quit because Blanche was undermining the investigation allowing the FBI to view DiGenova's work in progress.
F' him.

I disagree. Blanche knows exactly what the FBI was like under Comey and Wray. He was Trump's personal lawyer. I think he's doing a great job at the DOJ and deserves a lot of credit for stopping the weaponization and getting the agency back to its mission.

This is a large, complicated case against some of the highest ranking government officials. And the DOJ has to fight against a judiciary that we all see fighting us every step of the way.

Trump wants some results before November for obvious reasons. From that interview it sounds like DiGenova wanted more time. If anything it sounds like Blanche is pushing hard.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (viF8m)

408 >>Alar did me in.


The hole in the ozone layer got me!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (rOKnE)

409 100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives

EVERYONE IS GOING TO MISS THE RAPTURE !!?!?!1?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (nAS9C)

410 OK
what the fuck do you do with Ponzi?
Is it that popular?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)

411 $10 in skee-ball coupons to whomever can conjugate the verb 'smite'

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)

412 OK
what the fuck do you do with Ponzi?
Is it that popular?
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)



They will gladly pay you Tuesday for a million dollars today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ccf/V)

413 Beau Biden died from Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Not a joke at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

414 $10 in skee-ball coupons to whomever can conjugate the verb 'smite'
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)



Smite

Smite

Smite

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

415 Did they have EBT cards to keep the plebs happy?
Posted by: dantesed


Yes. Maude proved it at the EBT office.
Dole Office Clerk - Oh, a *bullshit* artist!

Comicus - Hmmmmmm...

Dole Office Clerk - Did you bullshit last week?

Comicus - No.

Dole Office Clerk - Did you try to bullshit last week?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (Za/mt)

416 There's an online coffeemaker right now plotting world domination.

Yeah, but it's a grind.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (qRla/)

417 Don Black

Smite
Smote
Smitten.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)

418 Amusing commentary post and I rate it as mostly true.

"
Siaxares 🇮🇷 🇺🇸
@siaxares
·
5h
Saudi Arabia will sign the Abraham accords. It's simply too anxious and battered to not do it.

Houthis in the south. Hashd and the rest of Iran’s Iraqi file to the north and east. Missiles and drones aimed at the one thing a desert kingdom cannot replace: desalination plants, pipelines, transfer stations and the brochure called Vision 2030.

This is the Gulf habit meeting a bill. Talk well. Spend well. Freeze when the war is real. They called Washington, London, Cairo, Islamabad, Ankara. The United States is not opening another front for free. Pakistan and Turkey will not wear a war that reads as a fight with the “resistance.” Europe counts tanker rates. So the phone that still answers is Jerusalem.

Trump did the rest. He turned the Abraham Accords from a photo into a price of admission. Saudi Arabia and Qatar are not walking to that table out of sudden affection for Zion. They are crawling because the Islamic Republic’s last working proxy is sitting on Bab al-Mandab and taking shots at the kingdom’s lungs.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (E4rtv)

419 Frankly, I wouldn't. Better for House to be based in their home constituencies and living at home than in DC anyway. Have them vote and do committee shit virtually for most of the year.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)

Whig, both you and I know that they will do nothing when they land in their constituencies, but hold "fundraisers" with the moneyed elites, and maybe have one day interaction, with cameras about of course, with the hoi polloi , then expense all the "fundraising events", and their and their families' trips and just play golf or some shit.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:28 AM (AKptf)

420 We need a smattering of smiting.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

421 The naked truth.

USA Today: Sydney Sweeney Faces Backlash Because She’s a “Registered Republican”

-
Burn. The. Witch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:29 AM (ndZc7)

422 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

423 USA Today: Sydney Sweeney Faces Backlash Because She’s a “Registered Republican”

-
Burn. The. Witch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:29 AM

How long before Karen Birdhands-McWinebox takes a literal shot at Sweeney?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (gLYp7)

424 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

425 whig

Thanks for spreading the good news.

A siege on food deliveries, power and water infrastructure is something air power in US hands can do. Sucks to be the Houthis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (u82oZ)

426 >>Frankly, I wouldn't. Better for House to be based in their home constituencies and living at home than in DC anyway. Have them vote and do committee shit virtually for most of the year.


LOL, how many actually live in their home state?

Heck, a lot of them list a fake residence in their home state as cover while living in DC year round (e.g. Ed Markey).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (rOKnE)

427 House going home is good news. Auntie Maxine has been a whirling dervish of activity in DC lately, legislatin', meeting donors, lobbyists, and up all night going to parties and raves. She needs the rest.

Posted by: Give Auntie A Break! at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Fn+3X)

428 100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.

Posted by: Don Black

Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record

-
Helluva century they lived through.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

429 Good morning, all. Thanks, J.J.

From above, "Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender."

Yeah, once states struck "one man, one woman marriage,' the plan should have been obvious. (They let people get crazy over worrying & writing about the lunatics marrying their toasters, but the DSA's vision has been fairly constant.)

Democratic Left DSA USA Org: Imagining the Next 250 Years: Abolish the Nuclear Family

September 10, 2026
DSA’s Workers Deserve More calls for women’s, queer, and Indigenous liberation — but none of that is possible if the organization continues to treat the nuclear family as a given rather than a structure built to preserve capitalism.

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (NFX2v)

430 And such issues are just not for laughs. Here in PA, home of lovely Swarthmore College, why would the local (Delaware County) Council & others advance their new, expanded Human Rights Commissions that CAN punish? How about seizing hundreds of acres that it can't afford to pay for from the Catholic church? And much more, and in just a handful of years? And does our US Rep vote to condemn Socialism in the House on 9/1/26. Nope. Present was her vote.

And though the Governor denies, he does not protest, the bottom-line is state lawmakers in Pennsylvania have advanced single-payer universal healthcare proposals modeled after federal "Medicare for All" frameworks, aligning with the broader advocacy goals of organizations like the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA).

Fox 43, 'Pennsylvania lawmaker introduces Pennsylvania Universal Health Care Act'
House Bill 2763 would establish the freestanding Universal Health Care Act and the Office of Health Care within the Pennsylvania Department of Health. September 8, 2026

program dot dsausa dot org: Democratic Socialists of America Our Program
Workers Deserve More ✊🏻

They won't get all now, but some.

Order 227

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (NFX2v)

431 Have them vote and do committee shit virtually for most of the year.

Posted by: whig
--

They convene every other year in TX. Pay is a couple of grand.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM (vPv7/)

432 Dunham must have gotten pregnant by artificial insemination! I mean, how else?! Who else?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (UWN7z)

433 What Trump needs to do is get this Iranian situation under control.

That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects.

One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (XV/Pl)

Fuel oil here has reached 5.55 a gallon. Minimum of 150 gallons. And that is from a company that we have been using for 15 years, with the lowest prices, COD. Gonna be a tough winter. Marry that with the gasoline prices, and the long commutes most workers here have, and things are not going to be promising for any Republican. Even less than there usually is. Yeah, people are stupid, but their wallets are beginning to speak to them.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (hmYU4)

434 @267 *You need to market gas? why ? is the demand low??

Dear Lord, please send a sign that nobody's really this stupid.

Once product comes out of the "out" pipe at the refinery, every cost of piping it, pumping it, storing it, loading it, trucking it, and operating and maintaining gas stations is "Marketing."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (zdLoL)

435 The highest fuel oil price under Biden was 5.49 a gallon on 11-1-2022. Been keeping an Excel database on fuel oil and gasoline for many years. Gasoline is still under the 5 bucks it reached under Biden.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2026 10:07 AM (hmYU4)

436 I will forever despise and never forget those who pulled down statues.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (LHPAg)

437 Do people drive as much as they did in the past ? Pre-covid ?
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)

In NJ? Yes. Even at 12 midnight, a highway such as 287 has quite a bit of traffic. During the week, the major highways are very crowded with people headed to work. My work place was 56 miles from my house. Glad I retired in 2019.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (hmYU4)

438 I disagree about AI being used for the betterment of mankind. I hear a lot of chatter about what it's doing but I'm not seeing any improvements. I am seeing a lot of people out or work, which is progress for someone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (xcxpd)

439 438 I disagree about AI being used for the betterment of mankind. I hear a lot of chatter about what it's doing but I'm not seeing any improvements. I am seeing a lot of people out or work, which is progress for someone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

LIBs will use AI to create their natural counterpoint, the True Menace, and hos humanis/Augmented Stoopidity, which to date, has been limited to their ability to convince you to not only Sponsor your Adversaries, but ACTIVELY DEFEND THEM as well -- to proudly do unto their own people PRECISELY what they forbid us to do to our Adversaries.

Kirkaversary Year 1 was just the the start!
0ct7/Rocktoberfest-Rockoverfest is the shape of the new LIB Strategic Insanity.

Throw a plank at a Data Center in memorium of the Desperate and Deliberately Evil/SINWAR whose final act in this world was just as futile.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-whoseExistanceHas
...Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existance has no value...


LET'S GO BRANDON.
YOU ARE THE STORM (others must weather)
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 17, 2026 11:06 AM (EcwgE)

Daily Tech News 17 September 2026

Top Story



Tech News

  • California is sliding into the sea. (Yahoo)

    About damn time.


  • Mad King Matt Mullenweg is back in charge at Automattic, the company behind exploit farm WordPress. (Tech Crunch)

    Apparently the ploy by the board members was to sideline the CEO, vote themselves golden parachutes when the CEO fired them in turn, and then get fired.

    Speculation - and it is only speculation - is that they did this because they believe Mullenweg has steered the company onto the rocks in ongoing litigation as well as being a nutcase generally.


  • Nothing lasts longer than a temporary patch. (Jake A Smith)

    In this case a stopgap fix to PHP for AOL's CMS from 2014. 20 million downloads later it is finally being retired.


  • Got my first application built: It's an image manipulation server to run on your local network. Feed it images or videos in any common format and tell it what to do with them, ranging from simple resizing and format conversion to compositing and drawing with arbitrarily complicated templates, and it hands the results back to you. About a 15MB binary. That's compressed, and it takes most of a second to start up, but since it's a server you start it once and then leave it running.

    Of the 39 project on my list I've started on 18 so far, but this is the first where every planned feature has been checked off.


Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Cat's out of the cradle again.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

2 >>>California is sliding into the sea.

YAY!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

3 Where did m go?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:35 AM (+fpfy)

4 I'm being vexed. Saw m , refreshed , comment gone refreshed comment returns.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:37 AM (+fpfy)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2026 04:42 AM (EweRc)

6 The M triangle holds many secrets

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2026 04:43 AM (hsmPe)

7 Pete Bog, good morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:45 AM (+fpfy)

8 Sliding into the sea. That should decrease the fire season.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 04:46 AM (2OBCo)

9 Chris Rea - Fool If You Think It's Over

very nice!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:47 AM (odBC9)

10 4 I'm being vexed. Saw m , refreshed , comment gone refreshed comment returns.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:37 AM (+fpfy)

PixyMagic!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:49 AM (odBC9)

11 Hola Ben Had.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2026 04:50 AM (ybuDR)

12 It is not a boring blog. That it is not.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)

13 G'Day everyone
Another plumbing leak, will need a Shark Bite this time

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:52 AM (Ia/+0)

14 6 The M triangle holds many secrets
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2026 04:43 AM (hsmPe)

*boo!*

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9)

15 250 Thinking blueberry pancakes
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)

Did that happen?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:01 AM (odBC9)

16 No, instant oatmeal, was awaken before alarm

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

17 Chris Rea - Fool If You Think It's Over

This song replaced (blessedly) the earworm with which I awakened: "Do the Hustle."

Thank you, Pixy!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:04 AM (odBC9)

18
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

19 16 No, instant oatmeal, was awaken before alarm
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

I am tending to old-fashioned oatmeal even as we speak.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)

20
I thought your "California is sliding into the sea" story was going to be about Paramount's exit. Hey, maybe the old studio can slide into the sea!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 05:15 AM (XJ22o)

21 from online:

Fool (If You Think It's Over) was nominated for a Song of the Year Grammy but lost out to Billy Joel's Just the Way You Are.

hmm

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

22 Because the login server fell over. ...
And so did GPT 6 Astra...
California is sliding into the sea.


The front fell off!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:24 AM (O7YUW)

23 from online:

Fool (If You Think It's Over) was nominated for a Song of the Year Grammy but lost out to Billy Joel's Just the Way You Are.

hmm
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026


***
Around 1977, I guess?

Evening and morning, all!

The supposedly "drier" air we were promised has yet to arrive, like those packages you order that are supposed to come by UPS and actually get delivered by USPS.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 05:24 AM (wzUl9)

24 Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2026 05:28 AM (l3cgK)

25 Woke up an hour before I planned. Not the fault of Stirling the Great Leaping Cat, just the way things go sometimes.

If it does dry out a little this morning, it would be a good day to wash and spray-wax the car, which includes dolling up the tires with a semi-gloss spray. In cleaning out a lot of "stuff" yesterday, I found some Rain-X gel in a tube as well as a can of their spray windshield cleaner. I could try applying that to the glass and outside mirrors.

Seems to me I heard an old hack for that, to use chewing tobacco (no, not actually chewed) and rub it over the glass so that rain detours around the coated area. Presuming that really works, I wonder if my pipe tobacco would do the same.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (wzUl9)

26 Kindly Va. chef helps elderly woman. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/yshd4ata

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (JrHfD)

27 from HackerNews newsfaq

https://tinyurl.com/522yvdm7

In my profile, what is noprocrast?

It's a way to help you prevent yourself from spending too much time on HN.

If you turn it on you'll only be allowed to visit the site for maxvisit minutes at a time, with gaps of minaway minutes in between.

The defaults are 20 and 180, which would let you view the site for 20 minutes at a time, and then not allow you back in for 3 hours.

[minaway = minutes away, I am deducing]

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)

28 David Suchet reads Psalm 121. Video has lovely pictures of mountains as well:

https://tinyurl.com/4k9cxtc6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:38 AM (JrHfD)

29 "California is sliding into the sea."

That'll be the day i go back to annandale

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 17, 2026 05:43 AM (Fv808)

30 From the TechCrunch article about Mad Matt:

"Automattic's legal team is working to determine what the next steps are: pay out these sums or fight them by challenging their legal validity."

Matt will want a prolonged fight in court. I doubt he's got "SCO v. {everyone}" staying power for the fight, though.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:43 AM (O7YUW)

31 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 17, 2026 05:44 AM (2Ez/1)

32 Repeat comedy video- John Crist - if Bible characters took Uber:

https://tinyurl.com/37scnkhf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:46 AM (JrHfD)

33 "after massive swells swallowed protective sand berms..."

Isn't there something in the Bible about building your sealwall of sand?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 05:49 AM (36x1j)

34 from HackerNews (I'm not going to click on the article, because it sure looks like clickbait, but who knows):

28. AI Safety Is Mostly a Sex Cult (skywriter.blue)
36 points by Tomte 47 minutes ago | hide | 6 comments

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)

35 @24/jim (in Kalifornia): "Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu."

https://youtu.be/U6uR2e_61nk

Hang with it, it gets rolling at 14 seconds.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)

36 seawall

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 05:52 AM (36x1j)

37 35 @24/jim (in Kalifornia): "Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu."

https://youtu.be/U6uR2e_61nk

Hang with it, it gets rolling at 14 seconds.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)

Wrong link?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:54 AM (odBC9)

38 Good morning, one and all. I regret noticing that it is not yet time to go home but coffee is available downstairs.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 05:56 AM (lXoJ5)

39 @37/m: Works here, goes to a youtube video called "Rage (original)" by indrancole3.

Try copying the entire link, you might have missed a character?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:58 AM (O7YUW)

40 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2026 05:59 AM (Hbeqj)

41 39 @37/m: Works here, goes to a youtube video called "Rage (original)" by indrancole3.

Try copying the entire link, you might have missed a character?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:58 AM (O7YUW)

Aha. That is what played. I had expected a how-to-fix-it link addressing the computer bricking.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:00 AM (odBC9)

42 Salesforce outage:

"The outage came at a bad time for the SaaS company. Yesterday, it kicked off its annual conference, Dreamforce, in San Francisco. More than 40,000 people are expected to attend in person, with in excess of 200,000 people registered to attend online. "

Murphy's law strikes again! Timing. They has it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:00 AM (O7YUW)

43 42 Salesforce outage:

"The outage came at a bad time for the SaaS company. Yesterday, it kicked off its annual conference, Dreamforce, in San Francisco. More than 40,000 people are expected to attend in person, with in excess of 200,000 people registered to attend online. "

Murphy's law strikes again! Timing. They has it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:00 AM (O7YUW)

Critical Job Sensor

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:01 AM (odBC9)

44 @41/m: "I had expected a how-to-fix-it link addressing the computer bricking."

Nope, sometimes I just have to empathize with how someone must feel, and do it with a dash of Pixy-level snark.

Also jim ended with "fu" in his comment, which reminded me of this video for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW)

45 from Hacker News:

40. Hackers Got Inside a Flock Camera (wired.com)
528 points by driverdan 20 hours ago | hide | 239 comments

You'd think it would be too small in there.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)

46 27 from HackerNews newsfaq
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)

The HN FAQ is also permanently linked at the bottom of the HN front page and at the bottom of HN comments pages.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:09 AM (odBC9)

47 “What is your favorite drag queen in Texas?” the cameraman asked.

“Oh my gosh,” Talarico said

“Probably Alyssa Edwards,”

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:13 AM (/+uur)

48 I tried to use the salesforce forecasting dashboard at a company I consulted with for several years.
To put in a bid project, assign it to a VAR, give it a closing date, and odds of winning was about 14 screens.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:20 AM (/+uur)

49 What is your favorite drag queen in Texas?” t

I see that the cameraman understands grammar.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:20 AM (9Hs2w)

50 47 “What is your favorite drag queen in Texas?” the cameraman asked.

“Oh my gosh,” Talarico said

“Probably Alyssa Edwards,”
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:13 AM (/+uur)

This really happened! Google tells me.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:20 AM (odBC9)

51 I tried to use the salesforce forecasting dashboard

A person could make good money back in the day programming Salesforce (not configuring screens, using their wretched 'language' and tooling). Every single person I knew who did it well had serious personality defects.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:23 AM (9Hs2w)

52 Wikipedia

James Dell Talarico is an American politician and educator who has served since 2018 as a member of the Texas House of Representatives.

He is the Democratic nominee in the 2026 U.S. Senate election in Texas.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:23 AM (odBC9)

53 C-SPAN has a pretty bad blooper here:

US Senate Candidate James Talarico (R-TX) Holds Rally at Baylor University

https://tinyurl.com/yr9y8muu

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:27 AM (odBC9)

54 It is a pronoun?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:28 AM (2OBCo)

55 Got my first application built: It's an image manipulation server to run on your local network.

I need a better AI. Had to write out a five phase prompt just to get GPT 5.6 Sol to break out a request/response model out of an XSD, that had 160ish complex types, make abstraction models in a popular language and then serializers.

I gave it a head start with XSD, WSDL, CSV mapping and meta data files. It stumbled and fought through the whole thing and now looking at the output, if this was done by an intern, that intern would be fired.

I used 5.4 on previous work and had passable output, though it botched the serialization so that elements were skipped or got into endless loops. Only through lots of coaxing, examples and iterative assignments did it actually work.

GPT may be good for conversation, but Claude kicks its ass when it comes to enterprise grade work.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:30 AM (9Hs2w)

56 LOL C-SPAN did it again, here--in reverse!

AUG 31, 2026
Campaign 2026: Senate Candidate James Talarico (D-TX) Rally in Kerrville, TX
U.S. Senate Candidate James Talarico (R-TX) speaks to supporters at a rally in Kerrville, Texas. Topics include affordability, AI, and his opposition to the growing use of Flock cameras.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:30 AM (odBC9)

57 Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2026 05:28 AM (l3cgK)
-

BOING!

On Tuesday I restarted my Win11 notebook to install the recent security update. It got up to 99% and then kept spinning its wheel.

Took a gamble and inserted a pin in the RESET hole on the notebook's bottom. Started it up again and after about 3 need-to-restarts I finally got my login screen.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:32 AM (LdSJK)

58 Sky McAdams, organizing manager for Texas Majority PAC, a Talarico PAC.

“We are paying people $25 to attend a one-hour Zoom class to learn why voting is important and why the Republicans are causing all of these bad things,”

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:35 AM (/+uur)

59 A real man would just give his voters a free beer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:36 AM (aKiSo)

60 I could use $25.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:36 AM (2OBCo)

61

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 17, 2026 06:37 AM (SRdv/)

62 Took a gamble and inserted a pin in the RESET hole on the notebook's bottom. Started it up again and after about 3 need-to-restarts I finally got my login screen.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:32 AM (LdSJK)

In the language of Turn it Off and Turn It Back On Again... the reset button means "No, Really".

Holding it in for thirty seconds means "Don't make a maniac out of me".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:38 AM (aKiSo)

63 Holding it in for thirty seconds means "Don't make a maniac out of me".
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)

64 60 I could use $25.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:36 AM

Me, too.

Posted by: Stoner living in his parents' basement at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (2Ez/1)

65 US Senate Candidate James Talarico (R-TX) Holds Rally at Baylor University

According to Baylor Universities own charter: (and About page)
• Train Baptist ministers and church leaders
• Educate future civic and professional leaders
• Promote Christian moral formation alongside academic learning
• Help build the institutions necessary for a growing Texas society.

By holding a rally for Screwtape on the campus of Texas' oldest university charted by the Republic that has remained in continuous operation since 1845, I would say that the current administration has completely rebuked the university's founders and original mission.

This is not by accident. Leftists corrupt every single good thing into some demonic perversion.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:41 AM (PVBkQ)

66 @63/NR Pax: { Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking." }

I have been known to threaten the electronics with a soldering iron.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:41 AM (O7YUW)

67 Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking."
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)

All baseball bats in an open field.... all Geto Boys playing on a boombox in the background....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:42 AM (aKiSo)

68 54 It is a pronoun?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:28 AM (2OBCo)

it
pronoun [third person singular]
1 used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified: a room with two beds in it | this approach is refreshing because it breaks down barriers

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:42 AM (odBC9)

69 63 Holding it in for thirty seconds means "Don't make a maniac out of me".
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking."
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)

Tea has now been spewed!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)

70 Wednesday, September 9, 2026

LOS ANGELES (CNS) -- Mayor Karen Bass will formally step down Thursday as a member of the Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority Commission

I week later

By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)

71 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 06:44 AM (RIvkX)

72 By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)

"How can all these homelesses serve us?"

"... uh.... plain old regular-ass fraud?"

"Jolly good. Let us do that, then."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:45 AM (aKiSo)

73 Topics include affordability,

"With my policies, energy prices will necessarily skyrocket" - Chocolate Messiah

And we know what "affordability" means to the Demonic Party. Their shining example even has "Affordability" right there in the name to clear up any ambiguity:

"The Affordable Care Act" which has driven up costs, reduced treatments and has driven other members of the Demonic party into assassinating leaders of healthcare organizations who have fully embraced the ACA.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:46 AM (PVBkQ)

74 "Gimme a thousand bucks for every bum in town."

"Sure! Not my money money anyway. I'll give myself a thousand a head, too, why don't I."

"Now you're getting it!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:46 AM (aKiSo)

75 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

I think I'm finally ready for class this afternoon.

Thanks to AI, I can easily create writing exercises for my students.

Both ChatGPT and Grok came up with very similar exercises using the exact same prompt in both platforms.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 06:48 AM (FZ29D)

76 It's like the mayor of New Orleans paying himself and all his buddies twenty bucks every time a tit comes out and calling it a war against beaded necklaces.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:48 AM (aKiSo)

77 Good morning! Happy to report that no problems after the last computer update, and the iPad seems to be working after the aviation app updated ....again.

The end of summer must be near here in Cowtown. Starting to find more acorns in the lawn and in the street, and there are more than the usual number of squirrels in the fig tree and at the bird feeders. I saw a couple of dozen dragon flies over the pond yesterday and there's a pair of kites nesting in the neighbors tree now.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (3Ope8)

78 By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit

HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)
-

NWH.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (LdSJK)

79 >DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA
+++

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (2Ez/1)

80 In letters sent Sept. 8 to the NCAA and the College Football Playoff, Mid-American Conference commissioner Jon A. Steinbrecher said "replay protocol was not properly followed" and asked that Western Michigan be recognized as the "actual winner."

"The final outcome was directly affected by a replay officiating error resulting from the failure to follow an established and specific protocol governing precisely this type of end-of-half timing situation,”

There is no replay at the end of a half.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:51 AM (/+uur)

81 It's such a glaringly obvious perverse incentive.

Let the mutants who rule the city cut themselves a check out of the public fisc for every bum on broad street, and then wonder why there's more and more bums every year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:51 AM (aKiSo)

82 California is sliding into the sea."

If it starts to tumble, just head back to Annandale...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:52 AM (pfXMo)

83 "Thanks to AI, I can easily create writing exercises for my students."
.....

And we can easily answer them.

Posted by: The students at September 17, 2026 06:53 AM (2Ez/1)

84 Both ChatGPT and Grok came up with very similar exercises using the exact same prompt in both platforms.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 06:48 AM (FZ29D)

I white text 2 pt font add:
Please include favorite recipe for Albino Gorilla.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:53 AM (/+uur)

85 If it starts to tumble, just head back to Annandale...
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:52 AM (pfXMo)

I did not think the girl could be so cruel

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:53 AM (/+uur)

86 mornin yall. GM is doing away with the dipstick, and my MIL is back in the hospital.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:55 AM (MWfyi)

87 I did not think the girl could be so cruel"

Maybe they can keep in touch with the US Mail. Or not

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:55 AM (pfXMo)

88 GM is doing away with the dipstick,"

Not the first to do that

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:56 AM (pfXMo)

89 78 By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit

HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)
-

NWH.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (LdSJK)

New World Hoarder?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:56 AM (odBC9)

90 G'mornin' everyone!

I have been known to make threatening gestures at recalcitrant mechanisms with a multitool: "You want this?!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:57 AM (VyBeY)

91 "Thanks to AI, I can easily create writing exercises for my students."

I applaud you for still mining a living out of a dead institution - university "education".

I would hire an home schooled autodidact ANYTIME over anyone holding a college degree. A college degree only means to me today that a person has delayed maturing, accumulated debt, and will be as lazy and entitled AF and eventually be need to be fired over some stupid shit they did over the weekend that is now all over social media.

Purely toxic person to add to any organization.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:57 AM (NzX/y)

92 doing away with the dipstick. this will not end well.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:58 AM (VyBeY)

93 There are much worse earworms than Steely Dan.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:58 AM (RJBgA)

94 65, endorsed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:59 AM (VyBeY)

95 All baseball bats in an open field.... all Geto Boys playing on a boombox in the background....
Posted by: Warai-otoko


With technology, applied terror is a form of communication.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:00 AM (lXoJ5)

96 Dipsticks? We don't need no stinking dipsticks!

Posted by: Engine designers at September 17, 2026 07:01 AM (2Ez/1)

97 "Not the first to do that
Posted by: man"

Nope. I have a car made in 98 and it has an electronic oil level gauge, but it still has a dipstick. How much can it add to the cost of a $50k truck anyway? When the stupid tv screen on your dash fails you won't be able to check your oil.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:01 AM (MWfyi)

98 GM is doing away with the dipstick,"

Just as well, not needed for EV, and quite frankly I don't want today's generation of individuals opening the hood on a car.

Today's GM owners are the equivalent of a military Category 4, and can only understand simple instructions through comic books.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (9s47C)

99 Come over here and sit beside us.

Posted by: Breaker points and condensers at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (2Ez/1)

100 California is sliding into the sea.

Maybe stop trying to build homes right up to the water? Never mind. That's probably crazy talk.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (lXoJ5)

101 Bah. Humbug. Phooey.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (MWfyi)

102 Morning, all. Time to get up, I guess.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 07:03 AM (aJQbY)

103 Maybe there is a potential market for aftermarket dipsticks.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:03 AM (MWfyi)

104 100 California is sliding into the sea.

Maybe stop trying to build homes right up to the water? Never mind. That's probably crazy talk.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (lXoJ5)

Hey, man, you can build yourself a treehouse and raise free range termites for all I care, just don't reach in to my wallet when you realize you're humped.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:04 AM (aKiSo)

105 By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit

= After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit, DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA

or

= Uncovered By DOJ: $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit

for example

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)

106 90 G'mornin' everyone!

I have been known to make threatening gestures at recalcitrant mechanisms with a multitool: "You want this?!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:57 AM (VyBeY)

hahahahahaha

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)

107 Nope. I have a car made in 98 and it has an electronic oil level gauge, but it still has a dipstick.

That is a throwback to the Boomers who also had to worry about adjusting the points and regular measuring of the spark and valve gaps.

Besides, given today's direct inject engines, no need to check oil. Either the car's engine will seize due to engineering and manufacturing defects or the vehicle will be repossessed before the first required oil change.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:06 AM (9s47C)

108 I have been known to make threatening gestures at recalcitrant mechanisms with a multitool: "You want this?!"

I miss the good old days when percussive maintenance usually worked.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:07 AM (9s47C)

109 I love that Chris Rea song. Nice pick. (Don't laugh.)

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:10 AM (qBdHI)

110 Yank Sing is closing one of its SF restaurants after 27 years
By Madeline Wells,
Senior Food Reporter
Sep 14, 2026
Food and drink reporter Madeline Wells and her SFGATE co-workers dine at Yank Sing, in San Francisco, on Thursday, Sept, 15, 2022.
Food and drink reporter Madeline Wells and her SFGATE co-workers dine at Yank Sing, in San Francisco, on Thursday, Sept, 15, 2022.
Charles Russo/SFGATE

After 27 years, San Francisco dim sum institution Yank Sing is closing its restaurant at Rincon Center. The final day of service at the location at 101 Spear St. will be Sept. 20, co-owner Vera Chan Waller confirmed to SFGATE. The Stevenson Street location, which opened in 1974, will remain open.
=====

Sadz. This is probably the best place in the city. But that part of the culture is literally dying off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

111 I bought a few hundred sensors and they threw in the car for free.

Posted by: Such a deal at September 17, 2026 07:11 AM (2Ez/1)

112 I miss the good old days when percussive maintenance usually worked.

Safety wire and pliers can fix a lot of things.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 07:11 AM (3Ope8)

113 "Besides, given today's direct inject engines, no need to check oil."

If you view cars as disposable, then sure. For some people, the only time they change their oil is when they change their car.

Those stupid boomers, checking their oil and greasing their ball joints. What a waste of time.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:12 AM (MWfyi)

114 It's like the mayor of New Orleans paying himself and all his buddies twenty bucks every time a tit comes out and calling it a war against beaded necklaces.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026


***
The current mayor owns a couple of those herself.

(Not necklaces)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

115 California seems to have many problems created by humans. In its natural state, it is pretty spectacular. Hope AI doesn't come to the same conclusion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:13 AM (vwlv+)

116 I'll be dead by then but I would be curious to see what 2026 model automobiles are still around in 2086.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:14 AM (MWfyi)

117 "Aha. That is what played. I had expected a how-to-fix-it link addressing the computer bricking."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (POm5P)

118 The wife's BMW doesn't have a dipstick to check the oil. I hate that but I also change the oil every 5k miles, or every 6 months since she doesn't drive it much these days.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (3Ope8)

119 Chris Rea starts off with a Sade latin beat vibe, until he goes off into a muzak sound.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (vwlv+)

120 If I didn't have a metric f***ton of Msft stock, I would love nothing more than to see them destroyed and scattered to the four winds.

They suck, they absolutely suck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (XV/Pl)

121 One of my cars is almost 70 years old. It has a dipstick, points, grease fittings, and zero electronics. I'd be willing to bet it will still be around in 2086.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)

122 Yank Sing is good stuff. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (Fv808)

123 GM is doing away with the dipstick,"
*
Not the first to do that
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026


***
My '15 BMW 3 Series had no dipstick. Since I didn't own the car long enough to do even one oil change, I never had the chance to inspect the oil. The electronic device that monitored the level always indicated there was enough in the pan, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:17 AM (wzUl9)

124 Rode in a Tesla Uber yesterday. Nice ride, and not a dipstick to be found.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:17 AM (vwlv+)

125 I’m telling you, BIC makes good disposable pens, and cigarette lighters.

Branch into disposable cars! Nice bright colors. Plastic body, in classic Red, Orange Yellow, Green Blue, Indigo, Violet.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:17 AM (wzze2)

126 Southern CA will go broke and wild. Eventually the people will take over their SC, votes will be respected along with the law.
In five or ten years.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (vPv7/)

127 Another advantage of the dipstick is you can do a visual inspection of the oil, and even take a sniff if so inclined.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (MWfyi)

128 Safety wire and pliers can fix a lot of things.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 07:11 AM (3Ope

Drove a beat up AMC Gremlin that I bought from my brother-in-law while in college. Manual transmission. It started to not shift properly with the stick shifter hanging up and not going into the selected gear. Got under the car and noticed that the shift selector rods somehow became bowed. Wrapped wire around them and tightened with pliers. That would work for a while until the wire broke off. Switched to a hose clamp but even then I still had to get under the car on occasion to tighten the hose clamp as it would loosen up after a while.

Ah, college..

Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (J4Dwc)

129 When the AI financial swindle collapses, it's gonna make Barney Fag's ass rape of the housing market look like a popcorn fart in a windstorm.

Posted by: Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (P4iUb)

130 Yank Sing is good stuff. Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (Fv80
====

Yeah I need some xiao long bao.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)

131 The wife's BMW doesn't have a dipstick to check the oil. I hate that but I also change the oil every 5k miles, or every 6 months since she doesn't drive it much these days.

Have a relative with a Range Rover. Doesn't even have a oil drain plug. Have to use a special tool to suck it out of the pan through the top of the engine.

The engineers truly hate us.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (a6PrB)

132 The wife's BMW doesn't have a dipstick to check the oil. I hate that but I also change the oil every 5k miles, or every 6 months since she doesn't drive it much these days.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026


***
I do the same with the Buick. Sometimes I don't make 5K miles in that six months. Last interval, though, the car got up to 5400 miles, thanks to my trip to Kansas in April.

Currently the oil life monitor suggests that I could go 7000 miles before the monitor sinks to zero. Unless it was all highway driving, I don't think that's a good idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)

133 >curious to see what 2026 model automobiles are still around in 2086.
......

Prompt: What model car did George Jetson drive?

Response: George Jetson drove a fictional flying car, not a real-world model. It was often called the Jetson family car or Jetson’s flying car—a bubble-shaped vehicle that could fold into a briefcase. The design was reportedly inspired in part by the 1954 Ford FX-Atmos concept car.

Posted by: Today's cartoon trivia at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)

134 Interesting, Simon LeBon was asked what his mount Rushmore of bands was and he said, The Beatles, The Stones, The Sex Pistols and Nirvana.

Nirvana being the only non The band is quirky.

I wonder if they would have made it big as The Nirvana?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (XV/Pl)

135 My Honda generator has an automatic low oil level shutoff. This is a great idea. And it works, sort of. Once it gets below about 45°F. it will shut off at startup several times, even though oil level is perfect. Highly annoying.

Technology is great, but sometimes adds unnecessary complications if it isn’t well tested.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:21 AM (wzze2)

136 101 Bah. Humbug. Phooey.
Posted by: fd


I prefer "Ack! Phbbt!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:21 AM (lXoJ5)

137 119 Chris Rea starts off with a Sade latin beat vibe, until he goes off into a muzak sound.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (vwlv+)

Agreed!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:22 AM (odBC9)

138 Have a relative with a Range Rover. Doesn't even have a oil drain plug. Have to use a special tool to suck it out of the pan through the top of the engine.

The engineers truly hate us.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026


***
I did that with two of my Mercedes, the '86 and the '97. The cars had drain plugs. But they had been designed to let you draw the oil out through the dipstick tube. I bought a Topsider vacuum can, which people use to change oil on maritime engines, and it drew the stuff out, all 8 quarts or 6, without issue. The oil filters were right on top. I never needed to crawl under the car.

Wouldn't work with my Buicks, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:22 AM (wzUl9)

139 127, exactly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 07:22 AM (VyBeY)

140 Disposable cars? Check out BYD.

The battery pack is built into the frame. 6 systems are combined into one.

Yeah, they are cheaper than Tesla, but they cannot be repaired reasonably.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 07:23 AM (36x1j)

141 The Jetsons is an American animated sitcom produced by Hanna-Barbera Productions. It originally aired in prime time from September 23, 1962, to March 17, 1963, on ABC, then later aired in reruns via syndication, with new episodes produced from 1985 to 1987.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

142 vehicle that could fold into a briefcase.

Apparently crime such as flying car theft is rampant in the future.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (xE0sV)

143 Lots of talk in that CA article about the coastal residents of Long Beach. Not a word about the port area though which has serious economic consequences if it gets washed out.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (wkREs)

144 The last synthetic oil I bought says it is good up to 20k miles. Good luck to you if you wait that long. Better get Carshield!

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (MWfyi)

145 Repeat comedy video- John Crist - if Bible characters took Uber:

https://tinyurl.com/37scnkhf

--

That was cute, Fenelon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:25 AM (qBdHI)

146 Andrew Yang yesterday accused the major LLM companies of polluting the internet with self-replicating bots, making it unusable as a training forum for AI models. I only have a vague idea of what he is talking about, so I think I will mull it over while I work out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:26 AM (5KN7H)

147 But they had been designed to let you draw the oil out through the dipstick tube. I

Yep. Have a Jabsco oil pump here, because unbuttoning all of the plastic to get to the drain plug is a hassle

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:27 AM (xE0sV)

148 AI very bad and can only be controlled via Effective Altruism.

How fucking stuck up and self center do you have to be to believe that you and only you can properly direct the work and output of an entire industry? (and not be a sitting 111 YO senator)

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:27 AM (/+uur)

149 >>>My Honda generator has an automatic low oil level shutoff.

Mine Honda portable generator would start and then shut down after 30 seconds or so. Replaced the oil level sensor and that worked for a bit before the same issue returned. I rewired it, bypassing the sensor and checked the oil level manually before each start.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2026 07:28 AM (J4Dwc)

150 The last synthetic oil I bought says it is good up to 20k miles.

If it take 0W20, better to change it 3-5k. Why risk smoking a 20k engine that has ultra high tolerances and twin turbos?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:29 AM (xE0sV)

151 If you are changing synthetic oil every 5,000 miles, you are a fool.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 07:29 AM (36x1j)

152 Peter Max has died. Far out.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (MWfyi)

153 Big Tech

Elecmotricity bad makes planet hot

Elecmotricty needed to make AI

AI is gooder than hot planet

Big Tech

Make more Elecmotricty

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

154 JJS is up.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (NcvvS)

155 According To Nicole (Toronto YouTuber) has an interesting personal experience with AI takeover. Her filming set was hijacked.

https://youtu.be/DC4GwPPmTc8

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

156
JJS IS HERE

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

157 @151

>>If you are changing synthetic oil every 5,000 miles, you are a fool.

It depends, if you are towing every day and driving high miles, that service interval could be prudent.

7500 miles is a good middle ground.

You watch Dave on YouTube servicing some of these trucks and you see sludge coming out of the oil pan.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (XV/Pl)

158 143 Lots of talk in that CA article about the coastal residents of Long Beach. Not a word about the port area though which has serious economic consequences if it gets washed out.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (wkREs)

Hmm. Wonder why.
It's an LAT article.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (odBC9)

159 I never understood the no dipstick thing. Cost is minimal and one can inspect the oil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (RJBgA)

160 *a LAT article

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (odBC9)

161 >>>By holding a rally for Screwtape on the campus of Texas' oldest university charted by the Republic that has remained in continuous operation since 1845, I would say that the current administration has completely rebuked the university's founders and original mission.

This is not by accident. Leftists corrupt every single good thing into some demonic perversion.

Posted by: Community Notes
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Talarico rented the hall.
By state rules they will rent the hall to anyone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (vPv7/)

162 The Paolo cannot comprehend why anyone would want to eliminate this, how you say, dipstick device.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 17, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

163 Every single person I knew who did it well had serious personality defects.
I need a better AI.
Purely toxic person to add to any organization.
I don't want today's generation of individuals opening the hood on a car.
That is a throwback to the Boomers
The engineers truly hate us.
Have a Jabsco oil pump here

Clearly a Yalp for Halp. You are one confused shitposter.
We are lucky to have you here, instead of walking around in the real world without wiping.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (zdLoL)

164 >24 Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu

I've been managing fleets of PCs in some form or other since 1997. The last time I ever had an issue with a Windows Update was 2002 (NT 4.0 was notoriously finicky about Service Packs). It's been at least ten years since I had a BSOD on any Windows device, and the few times it has happened it's been bad hardware.

The vast majority of the "problems" people have with Windows are bad/unsupported hardware.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 17, 2026 09:18 AM (LgYtf)

165 "Of the 39 projects on my list I've started on 18 so far, but this is the first where every planned feature has been checked off."

When's your IPO?

Posted by: Dantes at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (tpxOj)

Wednesday Night ONT - September 16, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and fully stocked. Step up and place your order.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors.

If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

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ONT Department of Movie Trivia

Did you know why the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory has a different name than the book upon which it is based?

The previous inception of the Wonka brand came from materials licensed from the British author Roald Dahl. His classic 1964 children's novel, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and its film adaptations are the sources of both the packaging and the marketing styles of the Wonka brand. Dahl had licensed the "Wonka" name to film director Mel Stuart. The film's producer, David L. Wolper, convinced the Quaker Oats Company to advance $3 million to finance the film in exchange for the right to use the Wonka name to sell candy bars. Quaker, which had no previous experience in the film industry, bought the rights to the book and financed the picture to promote their new "Wonka Bar." The title of the film was changed to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory for promotional purposes.

Wikipedia

Now you know.

One of our neighbors in a past life was in the movie. They had a framed golden ticket in their house. May be the only one I've ever seen.

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I'm less intrigued by the very specific times than I am impressed that cows in this area can read and follow instructions.

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ONT Nostalgia

Where and when? (No, I don't know the answer.)

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ONT Art Department

It may be ceramic, but ouch!

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ONT Fashion Department

Piper will have to tell us whether this is AI or not.

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ONT Department of Star Wars

The future is now. Story from The War Zone:

U.S. Admits It Has Weapons In Orbit

Secretary of the Air Force Troy Meink made a bombshell admission this morning, disclosing that there are on-orbit weapons deployed right now to protect America's interests in space.

"Today, we continue to ensure we remain ready to meet the challenges of evolving threats, wherever they exist," Meink said during his keynote address. "This is why the United States now has on-orbit space control weapons capable of defending the joint force against hostile adversary action."

"That phrase was very well thought out. So whatever I said before is what I say again," he said when asked if he could elaborate in any way on those capabilities at a question-and-answer session immediately following his speech. "It is critically important that we maintain our dominance not only in the air, but in space, and so we've had to take steps to make sure that when we're threatened, we can take care of that."

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U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency graphic

The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.

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Mandatory Maiden

Some say Still Life is one of the most underrated Maiden songs. Hard to argue.

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This is not AI. Would watch.

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called A Boat in the Woods. Joshua is a professional carpenter that gave up his day job to restore a 32 foot wooden Japanese fishing vessel built in 1966. The boat is in terrible shape and he has never restored a boat before.

A friend let Joshua set up shop for the restoration on their land (thus the name of the channel). Initially, Joshua intended to live off the grid in a cabin next to the boat and harvest lumber from the nearby forest for the restoration. That initial plan ran into challenges.

Did I mention this is in Nova Scotia? Weather is always an issue.

The first upload to YouTube was October 30, 2024 and the bulk of the almost two years has involved a little bit of boat work and a lot of surrounding logistics and weather battles. A successful YouTube channel typically involves storytelling and viewers are invested in Joshua's journey - even if the work is fixing his truck, building shelter for himself or the boat, or sourcing lumber. YouTube economics and viewer support has let him pursue this project full time.

Friends help here and there, but Joshua is tacking this project mostly by himself. It is an impressive amount of labor and he is very handy.

The channel has over 148,000 subscribers. Each video typically gets between a hundred and two hundred thousand views. He tries to post a new video each week. The most recent video shows moving the boat to a new and better location (which is an outdoor shop built from two shipping containers and lots of lumber).

The video below was posted after 18 months and gives a very good story of the struggles to that point. Much has happened since, but this is a better intro and overview. Simple but compelling content.

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Pittsburgh Scanner

The Pittsburgh police scanner is an internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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UFO for the big ONT finish:

Bonus points if you know the Iron Maiden connection.

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Land acknowledgement: Dino's ancestors roamed the earth long before any of these nitwits complaining about stolen land showed up. To date, Dino's mailbox has not overflowed with rent checks sent by said nitwits who are presently living on Dino's ancestral land. Dino acknowledges the gravity of the situation and the fierce moral imperative involved. Go ahead. Be stunning and brave.

Back rent and correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly sorted and processed. Are you lurking ????

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1 A series of unpredictable events have led us to this moment.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'expert' at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (yrKoI)

2
Yay

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (/QHx4)

3 Trapes askew.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (vOxCS)

4 Wash hands? Let's me out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (hG5L0)

6 >>>I'm less intrigued by the very specific times than I am impressed that cows in this area can read and follow instructions.

Now you know when the cows come home.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:03 PM (rbvCR)

7 Gene Wilder was an exceptional person.
His house was across the way from Musk's.
After he died they were going to tear it down.
Musk bought it.
Because.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:03 PM (vOxCS)

8 Piper will have to tell us whether this is AI or not.

Are those those "exfoliating fish?" Look fabulous* and get a pedicure at the same time.



* - .....ly silly

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)

9 Called the otters.

Posted by: clarence at September 16, 2026 10:04 PM (MbV1j)

10 Pittsburgh Scanner
Greenfield. Beechwood Blvd. Caller said that someone mailed them a bunch of ammo. Caller doesn't know what to do with it.


Caller is not a Moron.

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

11 Rednecks can entertain themselves just fine without Disney and Paramount.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM (vTZFs)

12 Nice ONT, TRex. Thanks!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)

13 they haul beat up campers around a dirt track here for entertainment.

It... is.... entertaining. Provided you've got beer. Or Whiskey.

Or both.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM (2Cry5)

14 >> The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.

This may be for the Chicom's benefit. We may suspect they're about to try to pull something, and this lets them know we can perhaps attack whatever they're about to try.

Maybe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (w6EFb)

15 12 Nice ONT, TRex. Thanks!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM
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You're welcome!

Posted by: TRex - circle track racer dino at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (qTrmL)

16 "Wash Hands"?!!

Okay, that's the last straw!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (o36GC)

17 I'm less intrigued by the very specific times than I am impressed that cows in this area can read and follow instructions.
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In order to complete a deal with a rancher to avoid an eminent domain fight through the ranch, a cattle bridge (overpass) was built from one side of the to be constructed, road to the other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (vOxCS)

18 All of the vehicles in the Trailer Race are newer than anything I own. 192 years old total.

Posted by: Stee at September 16, 2026 10:08 PM (Fn+3X)

19 Didn't a Chinese satellite have an unplanned rapid disassembly recently?


Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (rbvCR)

20 Thanks for the pants optional rule. Still warm enough to keep my thingy out.

Posted by: The People's Choice at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Fn+3X)

21 U.S. Admits It Has Weapons In Orbit

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Not as impressive as it sounds.

https://tinyurl.com/2sbmanfz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (ndZc7)

22 (No, I don't know the answer.)
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You can trust your car to the man who wears the star
The bright red Texaco star.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (vOxCS)

23 I can't imagine where we'd be without him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)

Imagine -

* The Left having been in Executive power for the last 10 years either with D's or some nominal traitor R, highly unlikely due to unexposed fraud
* The SC stacked 7-2 against us but pretending to be 6-3 and the rulings flying, and new cases being brought fast and furious up the ranks, many of which restrict speech, guns, privacy, etc
* Half of Republicans still having very little clue what traitors and bastards most Republicans and True Conversative Commentators are
* The Left full of equally crazed insane hatred of us due to Trayvon, Bubba, MeToo, Floyd, and a billion phony "investigations" against us from the DOJ
* 150,000 more IRS agents, half of them armed
* 4-5 million illegals a year every year
* USAID and Learing Centers still going and no one having any idea
* Various R Congress "Hearings" exciting our side no end just to watch the sleeves roll, the spittle fly, and the Democrats laughing at us

That's off the top of my head

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (vE0+H)

24 Chemical sprayer in space?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

25 The crematory room has caught fire.

Eau de irony!

Do they just toss in a couple of ready-to-go caskets? (Save on fuel?)

Hand out pointed sticks and marshmallows?

Posted by: mindful webworker - burn baby burn at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (yrKoI)

26 16 "Wash Hands"?!!

Okay, that's the last straw!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM
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At least you were ok with feeding Doggo...

Posted by: TRex - doggo detector dino at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (qTrmL)

27 >> Didn't a Chinese satellite have an unplanned rapid disassembly recently?

Yes. Went splodey for some reason. It was in an inclined retrograde orbit. This has advantages for spy purposes -- faster movement relative the surface below, and some others. Takes more energy to lob it counter Erf rotation though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (w6EFb)

28 Evening TRex, and thanks for the ONT!

Had a screening today that went okay I think... AI, so who knows.

Have a workshop to train as a substitute teacher tomorrow morning, that should help me get some intermittent income and still be flexible enough for interviews.

Tomorrow afternoon I have a phone interview.

And just got contacted for either a screening or an interview sometime in the next few days.

"God, I don't know what to do, or where You want me, but please get me there soon!"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)

29 I once knew a guy who's momma had a glass eye with a fish in it.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (r7+Q7)

30 U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency graphic

The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.
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You know that Chinese satellite that, for some reason, blew apart last week?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (vOxCS)

31 There was a mall in the hotel I used to stay at in South Africa that featured a foot treatment for women that involved women sticking their feet in a tank of small fish that would feed on the skin on their feet. I kid you not. They paid for this stuff.

Women are strange people.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

32 My Grampa was a Cow Crossing Guard after he retired. The calves loved him.

Posted by: Safety Patrol at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (Fn+3X)

33 Shoes are AI, sorry!

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

34 ONT Department of Star Wars
Space-Based Weapons


OK, have I been on the internet too long? The "robotic mechanisms" panel. That's totally "surprise satellite buttsecks," isn't it?

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

35 The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.

My guess is because China has already knocked out at least one US-owned sat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (HeG1i)

36 28 Evening TRex, and thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM
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You're welcome and continued best wishes.

Posted by: TRex - orbital dino at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (qTrmL)

37 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)


Surely you've read Starship Troopers. If the bugs come, we're ready.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e)

38 The fish heels are AI. There's no water ripples, bubbles or splashing.

Posted by: pookysgirl is possibly wrong at September 16, 2026 10:13 PM (Wt5PA)

39 You know that Chinese satellite that, for some reason, blew apart last week?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM
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You don't say!

Posted by: TRex - space news dino at September 16, 2026 10:13 PM (qTrmL)

40 Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called A Boat in the Woods. Joshua is a professional carpenter that gave up his day job to restore a 32 foot wooden Japanese fishing vessel built in 1966.

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Hey that's the Minimata, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:14 PM (wpRMV)

41 Weapons in Spaaaace…

I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Tehran, Three Gorges, where else? at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yrKoI)

42 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


You spend millions to put your spy camera in orbit, and some schmuck takes a can of spray paint to the lens?

C'mon. That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: mikeskiroy was here at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

43 The Intercontinental at Sandton Sun?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (36x1j)

44 33 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Thought so. You can't get that many fish into real goldfish shoes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:16 PM (wpRMV)

45 I have both the lower Sky Chief and Fire Chief signs. Same ones.

Posted by: Hoarder Hal at September 16, 2026 10:16 PM (Fn+3X)

46 >> Chemical sprayer in space?

Imagine some "spray" substance to blind a spy satellites cameras, other sensors, and solar panels. This is a proposed way to disable an enemy satellite without blowing it up and creating orbital debris.

And that is a problem for blowing up shit in orbit. Kessler Effect.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:16 PM (w6EFb)

47 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)


Fish shoes have been done before.

https://youtu.be/O9nHdZ_aoSc

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 10:17 PM (ExV1e)

48 Imagine some "spray" substance to blind a spy satellites cameras, other sensors, and solar panels. This is a proposed way to disable an enemy satellite without blowing it up and creating orbital debris.
Posted by: publius,


A compressed can of metal foam would do that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 10:19 PM (HeG1i)

49
China is asshoe with their space programs. They do not give a shit about orbital debris, or rocket safety. You know how we carefully make sure to not to launch rockets over populated areas in case something blew up.

Chicoms don't give a shit. They only give a shit to the extent it makes the rest of us mad, but otherwise fuck you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

50 Weapons in Spaaaace…

I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker


We probably have those, too. But the report looks like it's only about "space control" sat-vs-sat combat, not sat-vs-ground.

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

51 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (EweRc)

52 I thought the film Gravity did a good depiction of space debris interfacing with space stations. By good I mean horrendous.

Sandra Bullock jumping the space shuttle over the gap in the highway wasn't very realistic, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker - space speed at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (yrKoI)

53 47 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

Fish shoes have been done before.

https://youtu.be/O9nHdZ_aoSc
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16

Are you sitting down? The fish shoes Dino posted are an exhibit in the Virtual Shoe Museum. Virtual. Shoe. Museum. We are at crazy levels of crazy. And maybe decadence.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

54 You know that Chinese satellite that, for some reason, blew apart last week?
Posted by: Braenyard

You don't say!
Posted by: TRex - space news dino


No, he didn't!

"I’m not going to talk about the specifics of what we’re doing, whether we’ve tested or not tested, or anything else."

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)

55 Good evening - I'd like to ask for prayers for my sister. I just learned she's in the hospital with a brain bleed. Apparently she's in good spirits and feeling pretty good but some motor skill issues arose as a result. The plan is to keep her there for a couple days for observation. Thanks

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:22 PM (nQFwF)

56 Something fishy with those shoes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:23 PM (l3cgK)

57 Shoes may be AI, but maybe they could repel mosquitos. Not my style of water shoes.

Posted by: KT at September 16, 2026 10:23 PM (1RGZ5)

58 The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.

CHINA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:23 PM (l3cgK)

59 I am of the opinion that there have been weapons in space since we (humans) were able to lob weapons into space. We have them. The Russians have them. The Chinese have them. And so on.

Whether they work or not is about the only debatable issue.

Space is a harsh mistress. Stuff up there tends to degrade in ways not thought about. It's probably worse than we imagine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (2Cry5)

60 >>The Intercontinental at Sandton Sun?

No. I know that place but this place was right next to the Montecasino. Not as fancy.

From the sound of things I don't have any desire to visit now but South Africa used to be such a great place.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (viF8m)

61 Prayer sent, 496

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (aJQbY)

62 Why would I complain if someone mailed me a bunch of ammo...unless the guy is framing me for a crime...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (l3cgK)

63 You’ve got it 496.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

64 Video to go with the gas station pic

https://youtu.be/GB55aSnnjhM

Posted by: mindful webworker - you can trust your car to the man who wears the scar at September 16, 2026 10:25 PM (yrKoI)

65 >>>Where and when?

I found the same image here:
https://www.bygonely.com
/gas-stations-from-the-past/

Search for "Texaco Gas Station View, 1950s" to find it fast. Anyway, if they are right, 1950's for the when. No help on the where.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2026 10:26 PM (syz1S)

66 Ricky Walker, 10, of 315 Wagner ave, Washington Illinois was the lucky winner of the 1953 “Name That Planet” contest for the Ralston-Purina Space Patrol rocket ship, along with $1000 cash.

Posted by: Now It Can Be Told at September 16, 2026 10:28 PM (KE/UI)

67 Oh, great. Now comes the accountants and the audits

Posted by: Dr. Jerry Hathaway PHD at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (r7+Q7)

68 My son guessed the park the car on the trailer race was either Florida or New England.

NH.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (36x1j)

69 Good evening morons en bedankt Dino

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

70 62 Why would I complain if someone mailed me a bunch of ammo...unless the guy is framing me for a crime...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM


I still have a bunch of Lefty friends.

They are amazingly hoplophobic.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:30 PM (HlyYF)

71 >>Posted by: 496

All the best to your sister.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:31 PM (viF8m)

72
I think most of this space weaponry would be for "space to space" combat, not orbit to ground. Things like Rods from God are way too impractical -- just too damned expensive -- you've got to heave heavy payloads into orbit. Ballistic missiles are way, way cheaper.

Now, there are some possibilities for orbit to ground weapons on a smaller scale, maybe for some sort of small targeting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:31 PM (w6EFb)

73 Cattle crossing: Years ago, on the radio, there was a woman calling to complain about the placement of deer crossing signs. She said they should have been moved to less dangerous locations. Very good chance she was serious.

Cows are obviously smarter, being able to tell when as well as where to cross.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'I brake for hallucinations' at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (yrKoI)

74 Thanks
Posted by: 496


Prayers up!

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

75 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

Febreeze. The Chineeses are stinking up the orbits.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (dK+Kv)

76 Praying for your sister, 496.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (3ImbR)

77 1 A series of unpredictable events have led us to this moment.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'expert' at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (yrKoI
No such thing as chance
- GOD

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (LHPAg)

78
If the Air Force and now Space Force was doing its job, the idea, if war broke out with the Chicoms or Rooskies or some space power, we'd want to take out their spy satellites and navigation systems and all that while protecting our own.

And I'm sure they been working on that for a long time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (w6EFb)

79 Must be fun to put together an ONT. I bet if I was intelligent, creative, insightful and clever I could do one.

You're all lucky I'm none of those things.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

80 1953 “Name That Planet” contest for the Ralston-Purina Space Patrol rocket ship, along with $1000 cash.

Posted by: Now It Can Be Told at September 16, 2026 10:28 PM (KE/UI)
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Free! Free!
A trip to Mars
With five hundred
Empty jars!

Use Burma Shave

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (2hq3T)

81 Oh, great. Now comes the accountants and the audits
Posted by: Dr. Jerry Hathaway PHD at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (r7+Q7)

We come on the field of battle (commerce) after it's over and bayonet the wounded.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (wVcYX)

82 The first car to park on the trailer wins , I've never been so invested in a sport like this

Meh. Did this, like, once an episode.

Posted by: The Hoff at September 16, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)

83 Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:22 PM (nQFwF)
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A prayer for her complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

84 Not to derail the ONT, but would like to hear from a few of our Moron experts.

I just got Bell's Palsy. Four days later went into atrial fibrillation that took 16 hours of IV medications to knock me back into normal rhythm.

Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)

85 "...Turns out that if you hit something hard enough, it'll move."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (vOxCS)

86 Cows are obviously smarter
Posted by: mindful webworker


* ponders recent "cow vs turtle" video on the HQ *

* presses "X" to doubt *

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

87 I'm less intrigued by the very specific times than I am impressed that cows in this area can read and follow instructions.

________________________

The true story behind the crossing times for the cow are a bit more uncomfortable. That particular sign is just outside the home of Mavis Kelly. Mavis, as far as anyone in that town is aware, was a nice woman. Kind, considerate, organized....and someone who REALLY REALLY REALLY liked ice cream. If Mavis had a single vice it was that she was a flirt....and, also, had a tendency to break lawn furniture at picnics due to her excessive girth. BUT, that didn't stop Herman Williams from falling for the woman. He thought she was perfect...that is, until she laughed at him when he asked her out.

Turns out Herman was responsible for signs in that municipality. He worked for the county. And, Mavis either crossed the street to get her mail in the morning, or after work. Herman was a man who didn't take chances.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (dIske)

88 U.S. Admits It Has Weapons In Orbit
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No surprises here.

Posted by: Josie and the Pussycats in Space at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

89 Ack!!! I heard a weird sound outside so looked. Rat bastard raccoons have found my bird feeder. Damn... My Persian cat is watching them very closely through the window screen. I guess I need to stop feeding the birds.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 16, 2026 10:37 PM (DK5Sh)

90
The Outer Space Treaty only prohibits nuclear weapons and other weapons of mass destruction "in space", which is defined as an orbital trajectory.

Fun fact. The Rooskies carry sidearms on every Soyuz capsule up to the ISS.

Don't know if we do it, or if NASA would even admit it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:37 PM (w6EFb)

91 Evening, all,

That gas station pic looks like late Forties-early Fifties, or maybe a little later in the latter decade. That black car looks to be that vintage. And gas stations were still using that style of pump with the big reservoir of fuel on the top, I think. I don't recall them from my kidhood in the early Sixties.

Texaco's "Sky Chief" and "Fire Chief" brands were of the Fifties. Seems I recall reading that Texaco sponosred MIlton Berle, "Mr. Television," in the early and mid-Fifties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:38 PM (wzUl9)

92 When you think of all the shooting stars you see - a piece the size of a grain of sand or whatever - I always wondered the risk of lunar missions. Space is mostly “empty” of course but they are zooking along pretty good. A pebble would demolish all sorts of things at 5000 mph. Yeesh. There’s a lot more crap up there now, too. Our stuff.

While I’m thinking of it, Mr Musk should figure out a way to retrieve “Snoopy” and return it safely to earth. It’s the upper stage of the Apollo 16 lunar module, currently orbiting the Sun. It would be really cool to see how it has fared over 50 some years in space.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:38 PM (qgbVJ)

93 …Rods from God… you've got to heave heavy payloads into orbit.…
Posted by: publius


Yeah. Cheaper to just grab and redirect an asteroid.🌠

Posted by: mindful webworker - using tractor beams at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (yrKoI)

94 >>Herman was a man who didn't take chances

Well he took a chance on Mavis and see how that worked out?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)

95 I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Tehran, Three Gorges, where else? at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yrKoI)


There has been rumors of something similar, probably directed energy sats. The Canadian wildfires a couple of years back seemed to have been started from fires that appeared to have been simultaneously started in a sort of grid pattern and no explanation other than "probably lightning"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (rbvCR)

96 PI - I'm not familiar with what you've described, but I have had 16 hours of IV for other things (my platelets just go away every so often). I have been shocked at how much shit they can put in your body in the course of a 2-day IV bender. When I came off the last one my body was reeling for a couple weeks as it processed all the stuff the pumped into me. I felt like Joe Biden I was so disoriented.

Go slow these next few days. Be patient with yourself. I hope your re-entry is way better than mine. You have my prayers

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:40 PM (Md1Bq)

97 Yo Dino!

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2026 10:41 PM (QMAsf)

98 No such thing as chance
- GOD
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026


***
Graffito on college bathroom wall, ca. 1972:

"God Is Dead" -- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche Is Dead" -- God
"I Shall Return" -- Nietzsche
"You Haven't Heard the Last of Me" -- God

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:41 PM (wzUl9)

99
Those sidearms on the Soyuz have a very practical use. The Russians capsules come back on land, and there was a high possibility, if something went wrong, of landing in remote and hostile places. They did happen a time or two. It was part of the survival kits.

We always did water landings, with a big navy to recover. They do have survival kits for some contingency scenarios, but I don't what that actually entails.

Me, I'd want to carry something to the ISS if things went south with the Rooskies or something, but I'd keep it very quiet, and probably wouldn't let all the crew in on it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (w6EFb)

100 Gas pumps from the 1950s. Don't know where picture was taken.

Sculptured chair, 2015.

Fishbowl shoes were a conceptual drawing.

'Cute' ONT. Thanks!

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (NFX2v)

101 97 Yo Dino!

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2026 10:41 PM
***
Yo Doofinator!

Posted by: TRex - space junk spotter dino at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (qTrmL)

102 89 Ack!!! I heard a weird sound outside so looked. Rat bastard raccoons have found my bird feeder. Damn... My Persian cat is watching them very closely through the window screen. I guess I need to stop feeding the birds.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 16, 2026 10:37 PM


Air rifle works, if feasible in your area of operations.

Rodent poison also works well for me (on the raccoons that occasionally get into my attic).

I don't believe cats would eat the baits. Don't know about dogs? I wire the baits to a joist, so the poison can't be transported out of the attic.

Perhaps you could wire some on the feeder so only RB coons could reach them?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:43 PM (HlyYF)

103
Tater, I posted last thread that NASA just discovered a new crater on the Moon, some impact that happened in the April-May 2024 time frame. A 10-20m impactor and it made a crater about 700' in diameter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

104 Thanks 496.

Prayers headed up for your sister as well.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (HlyYF)

105 Texaco picture? My guess is between 1949 and 1952. The car is a '49 Ford, maybe a '50. Looks pretty shiny, so not an old beater.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (1z8ji)

106 Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
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Do what your doctor tells you.

My SiL got Bell's Palsy after surgery by not doing what her doctor told her.

A prayer for a complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

107 Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)


Can you get a test for antibodies to Covid? Those are both "long covid" related issues.
There are some treatments reportedly good for dealing with Spike protein, and if you are not worried about that, try using aloe vera and DMSO on your face for the Bell's Palsy, or ask around for the best DMSO treatment for that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:45 PM (rbvCR)

108 There was a mall in the hotel I used to stay at in South Africa that featured a foot treatment for women that involved women sticking their feet in a tank of small fish that would feed on the skin on their feet. I kid you not. They paid for this stuff.

Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026


***
I think I've heard about the same "product" being featured on one of the daytime network "news" shows like Today. Maybe with Hoda Kotb.

BTW, Hoda used to be a TV news anchor here in Da Swamp about 1000 years ago. People still remember her, and the daughter of one of my coworkers named her dog "Hoda." True story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)

109 Prayers up for 496's sister, and for Pillage Idiot!

"I just got Bell's Palsy. Four days later went into atrial fibrillation that took 16 hours of IV medications to knock me back into normal rhythm.

Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

One of my brothers had Bell's Palsy, a decade or so ago. I took him to ER, both us us thinking it maybe was a stroke. (Thankfully it was not!)

His face was 'lopsided' for a couple of months, but that did finally go away. I'm unaware of any meds or specific treatment-- just "wait and see" was all.

Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (rdVOm)

110
Yeah. Cheaper to just grab and redirect an asteroid.🌠

Posted by: mindful webworker - using tractor beams at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (yrKoI)

I watched a video of a guy playing the organ in a church, singing "Send us thine asteroid, O Lord." The song might be my new favorite hymn.

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (wLjpr)

111
About 100 "ping pong ball" sized rocks hit the Moon per day. A 1 kT blast event occurs about once every four years.

That 700' event occurs about once every 130 years or so.

In fact, they now think they may have to revise these figures upward. More impacts than thought.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

112 Pittsburgh Scanner
Greenfield. Beechwood Blvd. Caller said that someone mailed them a bunch of ammo. Caller doesn't know what to do with it.

Caller is not a Moron.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

I got offered ten rounds of .303 ammo this evening. I said to the lady, "Honey, if you still have the rifle, you need to keep some rounds for it. You never know when you might need to use it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (1z8ji)

113 Per Behind the Black: the “sudden acknowledgment” of weapons in space is the biggest non-story of the day.

We’ve had them - and announced their presence - for decades now.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (XUHiS)

114 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (1z8ji)
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I'll take any .303 ammo he doesn't want

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:48 PM (r/nnx)

115 No surprises here.
Posted by: Josie and the Pussycats in Space at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

I've deployed some cannons.

Posted by: Kate Upton at September 16, 2026 10:48 PM (88C+u)

116 They were supposed to be water landings - but stuff happens. That’s why they trained the astronauts for jungle and desert survival. It was possible they would be on their own for some days, if they couldn’t be located for some reason.

They did have survival kits, no firearms but I think they had flare guns and strobes, a little drinking water, and similar kit to what the military has for downed airmen.

Lots of cool stuff in the survival and life raft kits. Through an extraordinarily unlikely series of events, I ended up with a pen flare and a couple dozen expired cartridges. Some were duds, though most were not, and were a lot of fun.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (qgbVJ)

117 BTW, Hoda used to be a TV news anchor here in Da Swamp about 1000 years ago. People still remember her, and the daughter of one of my coworkers named her dog "Hoda." True story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)

Hr lst nm nds vwls.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (XUHiS)

118 Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)

I had Bell's Palsy a few years back. Complete recovery in due time. It's a viral nerve infection, so an Rx for an anti-viral and a corticosteroid may help a lot. They did for me. See your primary care person for treatment.

Was able to do rehab/PT exercises on my own at home (from internet search) to regain control of left side of my mouth. While recovering, the left side of my mouth would get quite chapped, so keeping Vaseline jelly handy was recommended by my primary care nurse and that helped greatly.

Good luck!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (wVcYX)

119 55 Good evening - I'd like to ask for prayers for my sister

Posted by 496.

Of course. Prayers for complete recovery. 🙏🏼

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (NFX2v)

120 I'll take any .303 ammo he doesn't want

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:48 PM (r/nnx)
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AOP - I misread your post. I thought you were envisioning a fanciful scenario. You gave the prospective donor very good advice

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:50 PM (r/nnx)

121 116 They were supposed to be water landings - but stuff happens. That’s why they trained the astronauts for jungle and desert survival. It was possible they would be on their own for some days, if they couldn’t be located for some reason.

They did have survival kits, no firearms but I think they had flare guns and strobes, a little drinking water, and similar kit to what the military has for downed airmen.

Lots of cool stuff in the survival and life raft kits. Through an extraordinarily unlikely series of events, I ended up with a pen flare and a couple dozen expired cartridges. Some were duds, though most were not, and were a lot of fun.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (qgbVJ)

A lot of them were military pilots that went through SERE training anyway so they were exposed to those survival scenarios, astronauts or not.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 10:50 PM (XUHiS)

122 b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

123 I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Tehran, Three Gorges, where else? at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yrKoI)

I never fell for that scam. Every single foot-pound of energy those rods can deliver to a target has to be expended, times ten, to get them into orbit in the first place. Nuke warheads get you a lot more bang for the buck. Orders of magnitude more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:52 PM (1z8ji)

124 Ma bitch betta have ma money........

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:52 PM (vE0+H)

125 We just watched the 1948 Sorry, Wrong Number, the noir/suspenser with Barbara Stanwyck and Burt Lancaster. Leif Ericson, much later of High Chaparral on TV, has a small role, as does a cherubic William Conrad. Still a very effective and creepy story.

IMDb Trivia says Agnes Moorehead created the role of Mrs. Stevenson, the target of the overheard-on-the-phone murder plot, on radio. She was not offered the lead in the film, but a small role, and she turned it down.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)

126 While I’m thinking of it, Mr Musk should figure out a way to retrieve “Snoopy” and return it safely to earth. It’s the upper stage of the Apollo 16 lunar module, currently orbiting the Sun. It would be really cool to see how it has fared over 50 some years in space.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:38 PM (qgbVJ)

I'd like to see how that Tesla is doing that they launched into space and around the sun.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 10:53 PM (g8Ew8)

127 I'd like to see how that Tesla is doing that they launched into space and around the sun.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 10:53 PM (g8Ew
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No way dealership undercoating has held up

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:54 PM (bx0xv)

128 Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called A Boat in the Woods. Joshua is a professional carpenter that gave up his day job to restore a 32 foot wooden Japanese fishing vessel built in 1966.

Next up, he'll fix a Russian fishing wessel.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 10:55 PM (qx7Zg)

129 24 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

Sprayer emits oily substance which vaporizes into gas cloud, satellite encounters gas cloud, oily substance deposits on solar panels, optics, thermal radiators, sunlight solarizes* oily substance, performance gets seriously degraded....

* effect similar to your newspaper turning yellow in the sun....,back when we had newspapers....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (QGaXH)

130 Gen. Curtis LeMay was known to have a fairly stern visage, usually coupled with a clenched cigar in his mouth. Definitely a no-bullshit kinda guy, but part of that was due to Bell’s Palsy.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (qgbVJ)

131 Hey! What kind of hash is "yrKoI"? Pronounced "Iroquois"?

(I thought at first the last letter was a lower-case "L" so it should be pronounced Urkle. Whew.)

Yeah, no

https://youtu.be/-qhEzxlBBMA

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - to everything there is a seasoning at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (yrKoI)

132 88 U.S. Admits It Has Weapons In Orbit
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No surprises here.

Posted by: Josie and the Pussycats in Space at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

I saw that on TV back in the early 70's...when it was spanking brand new...was up early Saturday morning to watch it with all the other new cartoons.
With some rare exceptions, never watch cartoons as an adult you enjoyed as a kid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:57 PM (l3cgK)

133 Thanks Horde!

Worst part of the Bell's Palsy was not blinking my left eye for two weeks. That cornea is angry!

Doc said to put in eye drops and tape it shut. Did that, and it worked loose in five minutes. Had my wife do it, worked loose in ten minutes.

Had nurses try it while I was in the hospital for the afib, worked loose in twenty minutes.

The only good thing about this episode, is that I now know that I have the eyelid strength of 10 normal men!

Frankly, I would have picked a different superpower if God would have let me choose.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:58 PM (HlyYF)

134 Also at the library today I picked up the 1930s Dinner at Eight with John & Lionel Barrymore and Jean Harlow, and David Lynch's Blue Velvet, which I remember hearing about when it was new (around 1990?), but have never seen.

(I almost wrote "Donner at Eight" above, which would have made for a fascinating typo. . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:59 PM (wzUl9)

135 33 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

I vaguely recall a movie or TV show with a character wearing shoes mounted on small fish tanks with goldfish in them????

Maybe Seinfeld with Kramer dressed as a pimp..?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)

136 >> I'd like to see how that Tesla is doing that they launched into space and around the sun.

Starman they called it, is in an orbit with a period of about 1.5 years, with an aphelion beyond Mars orbit, and perihelion just inside of 1 au.

https://t.ly/ZPVqT

Now, it doesn't have an active transmitters or anything, and non gravitational forces will cause it to drift over time, but you can find some projections of where it should be via the orbital elements. The error in that will accumulate greatly over time.

Non-gravitational forces are stuff like solar wind, uneven heating and radiation and all that good stuff, where are significant for a small object.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (w6EFb)

137 AOP - I misread your post. I thought you were envisioning a fanciful scenario. You gave the prospective donor very good advice
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:50 PM (r/nnx)

She has a Brit Enfield, mark unknown, that has had the wood furniture all beautifully carved by an old guy that originally owned it, I would like to see it. I guess not sporterized; she says the wood goes the full length of the barrel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (1z8ji)

138 131 Hey! What kind of hash is "yrKoI"? Pronounced "Iroquois"?

(I thought at first the last letter was a lower-case "L" so it should be pronounced Urkle. Whew.)

Yeah, no

https://youtu.be/-qhEzxlBBMA

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - to everything there is a seasoning at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (yrKoI)

It's about your fish, the Koi...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)

139 119 55 Good evening - I'd like to ask for prayers for my sister

Posted by 496.

Of course. Prayers for complete recovery. 🙏🏼
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (NFX2v)

Definitely. When you talk to her next, ask her if she was observing any attractive doctors; assuming she's unattached.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg)

140 I just got Bell's Palsy. Four days later went into atrial fibrillation that took 16 hours of IV medications to knock me back into normal rhythm.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot


Holy crap, it can just come on suddenly out of nowhere? That's scary. Prayers up, PI.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (vTZFs)

141 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (g8Ew8)

142 33 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

An absolute fashion plate turned 54 yesterday.

Queen Letizia, of course.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (XUHiS)

143 135 33 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

I vaguely recall a movie or TV show with a character wearing shoes mounted on small fish tanks with goldfish in them????

Maybe Seinfeld with Kramer dressed as a pimp..?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)

I see another poster nailed it 10:17PM ExV1e

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (QGaXH)

144 Piper will have to tell us whether this is AI or not.

Yeah, baby, fish bowl shoes.
Why go half retard when you can go all the way?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (ca8Qt)

145 My SiL's father passed away this morning from pancreatic cancer. His wife died over two years ago, and I prayed that for my SiL's sake, she would not lose both her parents in one year. God gave us two years, and a far more gradual passing than his wife. (She had MS, he was her caregiver for over two decades, and one morning she suddenly had an aneurysm.)

I know they're both happy in heaven now. But once again, I'm going to be very pregnant at an already emotional funeral. I went through an entire pocket pack last time.

Posted by: pookysgirl wonders how fast she can get a crate of Kleenexes delivered at September 16, 2026 11:04 PM (Wt5PA)

146
Dr. PORK,

I agree

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 11:04 PM (/QHx4)

147 I’ve heard the “Sorry Wrong Number” old time radio episode. A little Agnes Moorhead goes a long ways, she is pretty whiny. I think it was a Suspense! which tend to be a little overwrought sometimes anyway. A lot of plotlines in those days were predicated on the thought that no ordinary individual would ever have the simple expedient of a firearm to protect themselves. Nope, they just have to let maniacs prey upon them without any thought of self defense.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:05 PM (qgbVJ)

148 "Yyrog" is a nice one. Like one of the names Gary Gygax used to make up. Pity I can only get it at the coffee place.
There's "Caahn" too obviously but that one cycles around my phone.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 11:05 PM (88C+u)

149 Fishbowl shoes are alright if you don't mind cats following you around all day.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 11:06 PM (oq9dX)

150
That Tesla should make a close approach to Earth again in 2047. Two close Mars approaches before then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

151 You can trust your car to the man who wears the star.
That big, bright Texaco starrrr...

Posted by: From about That Time at September 16, 2026 11:07 PM (sl73Y)

152 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (g8Ew
=====

Have I mentioned my rash?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

153 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (g8Ew

Most of the "medical history" I see here is on the order of "being dealt a bad hand by Fate, but overcoming it". Not "I got a vicious dose of the clap from banging a ladyboy in Bangkok."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:08 PM (1z8ji)

154 PI,
Anti-viral and steroids. Keep your eye moist with drops and aquaphor or Vaseline for your lips. Takes several months to recover

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (VCgbV)

155 The circle of life.

Dinosaurs become chickens.

Chickens become meat.

Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

156 31 There was a mall in the hotel I used to stay at in South Africa that featured a foot treatment for women that involved women sticking their feet in a tank of small fish that would feed on the skin on their feet. I kid you not. They paid for this stuff.

Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

A friend who flew through the Singapore international airport saw those fish in one of the mall stores at the terminal. You could get one of those exfoliation treatments there. Would love to try one of those someday.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (3Tmg9)

157 I spent part of the day cutting firewood. Now I am tired.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:10 PM (rbvCR)

158

24 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM

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New to me. I suspect it's not a toxic gas spray, more like a hock loogie.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 11:11 PM (kf4RM)

159 99
Those sidearms on the Soyuz have a very practical use. The Russians capsules come back on land, and there was a high possibility, if something went wrong, of landing in remote and hostile places. They did happen a time or two. It was part of the survival kits.

We always did water landings, with a big navy to recover. They do have survival kits for some contingency scenarios, but I don't what that actually entails.

Me, I'd want to carry something to the ISS if things went south with the Rooskies or something, but I'd keep it very quiet, and probably wouldn't let all the crew in on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (w6EFb)

Didn't we have a Mercury (single astronaut) go awry and land on a desert island? The guy exited the capsule and found a bottle in the sand and opened it and a beautiful blonde cane out ????

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:12 PM (QGaXH)

160 If a ladyboy only gives you the clap, you've gotten off lightly.

"She" could give you AIDS, or something truly embarrassing. Like a shenis.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 11:12 PM (ca8Qt)

161 A friend who flew through the Singapore international airport saw those fish in one of the mall stores at the terminal. You could get one of those exfoliation treatments there. Would love to try one of those someday.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (3Tmg9)

A shark could take your entire foot off in one chomp. Much more cost-effective.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:13 PM (1z8ji)

162 Rescued:

221 I can't imagine where we'd be without him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)

Imagine -

* The Left having been in Executive power for the last 10 years either with D's or some nominal traitor R, highly unlikely due to unexposed fraud
* The SC stacked 7-2 against us but pretending to be 6-3 and the rulings flying, and new cases being brought fast and furious up the ranks, many of which restrict speech, guns, privacy, etc
* Half of Republicans still having very little clue what traitors and bastards most Republicans and True Conversative Commentators are
* The Left full of equally crazed insane hatred of us due to Trayvon, Bubba, MeToo, Floyd, and a billion phony "investigations" against us from the DOJ
* 150,000 more IRS agents, half of them armed
* 4-5 million illegals a year every year
* USAID and Learing Centers still going and no one having any idea
* Various R Congress "Hearings" exciting our side no end just to watch the sleeves roll, the spittle fly, and the Democrats laughing at us

That's off the top of my head.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:08 PM (vE0+H)


So, basically England, incl. the public kept in the dark.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:13 PM (ke3zm)

163 Did 60mg of prednisone (steroids) for the Bell's Palsy.

I can feel 10mg when I have taken it in the past.

I think there is a chance that the massive dose of steroids pushed me into afib.

See the cardiologist on Friday, so should be more informed after that.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:14 PM (HlyYF)

164 How much stolen land was Ted Turner or Dolly Pardon able to take with them when they passed?

That land will be sucked up and retasked by the state.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 11:14 PM (5C90x)

165 "She" could give you AIDS, or something truly embarrassing. Like a shenis.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 11:12 PM (ca8Qt)

Gotta make sure the girl is pure for that funky cold medina

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 11:15 PM (88C+u)

166 102 -- Pillage idiot -- Thanks for the advice. I live in an apartment complex and the management has been graciously ignoring the copious amounts of bird seed I've been putting out for the birds. I think it would be best for all concerned if I take down my feeder until the 'coons go to sleep for the winter. There are many dogs here and I would hate for one to have a run-in with a 'coon.

Best wishes for full recovery from Bell's palsy and a-fib.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 16, 2026 11:16 PM (DK5Sh)

167 116 ...Lots of cool stuff in the survival and life raft kits. Through an extraordinarily unlikely series of events, I ended up with a pen flare and a couple dozen expired cartridges. Some were duds, though most were not, and were a lot of fun.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (qgbVJ)

'Shoot, feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all the stuff' - Major 'King' Kong

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:16 PM (QGaXH)

168 That's a pretty big dose PI.

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 11:16 PM (QbvHV)

169 Prednisone is very powerful and can have side effects.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)

170 The circle of life.
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL!

Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)

171 >> The guy exited the capsule and found a bottle in the sand and opened it and a beautiful blonde cane out ????

And he turned out to be totally gay, I think. May have went to become a big oil man.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 11:19 PM (w6EFb)

172 See the cardiologist on Friday, so should be more informed after that.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:14 PM (HlyYF)


My sis ignored her a-fib for six months, wound up with congestive heart issues.
She finally called me to take he to the hospital and she was there for a week.
So I am glad you are dealing with this and not being like my relations

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)

173 The circle of life.
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL!
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)

Perhaps The Grateful can chime in on whether this is how TRex gets fed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 11:21 PM (qx7Zg)

174
(I almost wrote "Donner at Eight" above, which would have made for a fascinating typo. . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I think I'll pass.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)

175 The circle of life.
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL!
Posted by: JQ


Plastic is made from petroleum.

Petroleum is made from dead dinosaurs.

Therefore, toy dinosaurs are made from real dinosaur.

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)

176 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 11:22 PM (Y/06r)

177 174
(I almost wrote "Donner at Eight" above, which would have made for a fascinating typo. . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I think I'll pass.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)

178 My sis ignored her a-fib for six months, wound up with congestive heart issues.
She finally called me to take he to the hospital and she was there for a week.
So I am glad you are dealing with this and not being like my relations
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
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"I'm fine. I'M FINE!"
/unable to stand

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

179 My aunt has had issues with the calcification in the pericardium around the heart. Lot of problems. They did a surgery at the Mayo Clinic yesterday. She seems to be doing ok though they had to tidy up some internal bleeding touched off by the surgery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 11:25 PM (Y/06r)

180 "I'm fine. I'M FINE!"
/unable to stand
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)


Are we related?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:26 PM (rbvCR)

181 I mean, I got a kitten out of it, and he is a good cat

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:27 PM (rbvCR)

182 156. A friend who flew through the Singapore international airport saw those fish in one of the mall stores at the terminal. You could get one of those exfoliation treatments there. Would love to try one of those someday.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

It's always at your own peril & sometimes to the great benefit of dermatologists. (Toe nail fungus is for real.)

Banned in several US states. Go for a nice, reputable massage instead.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 11:27 PM (NFX2v)

183 Does this smell infected to you?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 11:27 PM (wVcYX)

184 *runs in, screams, feeds doggo, licks hands, runs out*

Posted by: You're not my dad! at September 16, 2026 11:28 PM (O7YUW)

185 So, basically England, incl. the public kept in the dark.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:13 PM (ke3zm)

Shit. Yeah.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:30 PM (vE0+H)

186
(Toe nail fungus is for real.)


I saw that on Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:32 PM (Cqx++)

187 loving the shoes, as a great feminine update to Flyguy's platforms from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

Posted by: barbarausa at September 16, 2026 11:34 PM (enw9G)

188 I peppered the ICU doc with as many questions as I could.

I gather(?) the atrial fibrillation is not that serious of a condition in and of itself.

However, while your heart is in afib, there are some pockets in the atria with stagnant, pooling blood.

THAT is a dangerous condition. That blood will inevitably develops some clots. Clots for we 29+ year olds, lead to strokes, heart attacks, etc. depending on where the clot gets stuck.

I am already on an anti-coagulant since the ICU.

So, yes I will do good listening to my doctors.

Plus, some of you know Bride of PI, and know she will beat me to death if I do NOT follow medical advice!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:34 PM (HlyYF)

189 For anyone here who likes AI (who am I kidding) I've been playing with this new tool called Yue2. What a blast. A little bit of a pain if you don't normally mess with this stuff, and you have to have a rig that supports it.

Essentially you feed a song in, generate a score, give it the existing lyrics, and then tell it what you want and it retains melody and can push out covers in any style.

Fun stuff all local. You can also rewrite lyrics to do Weird Al type stuff - no patience for that but I can imagine the fun I would have had 20 years ago on some forums posting "song parodies" - and apparently you can also train an artist lora on a favorite artist (do it with a friend's band with his permission of course) and then generate new songs in those styles with those singers (with full artist permission of course, no one wants to mess around with copyright etc etc).

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:34 PM (vE0+H)

190 >>A friend who flew through the Singapore international airport saw those fish in one of the mall stores at the terminal. You could get one of those exfoliation treatments there. Would love to try one of those someday.

Darrell, you're scaring me.

Kidding.

We have an entire, very small, state full of fish that will gnaw on your feet for free. Come for a visit anytime. I can make it happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 11:36 PM (viF8m)

191 We have an entire, very small, state full of fish that will gnaw on your feet for free. Come for a visit anytime. I can make it happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 11:36 PM


Heck, around my neck of the woods there are fish that will gnaw on a lady's entire arm!

https://tinyurl.com/5be342b7

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:43 PM (HlyYF)

192 I've had bass fingerlings chewing on my feet in a pond or lake in the shallows. I also had my nipples bit hard by fish in the surf off Hatteras Village once. Swam hundreds of miles in the ocean off the Outer Banks and that one day was the only time getting my nipples bit. Twice. Hours apart.

Posted by: Swam In Bluefish Frenzies, Too-No Bites From That at September 16, 2026 11:46 PM (Fn+3X)

193 Whomever it is that reports each morning -
“Tea. Earl Grey. Hot” lol

Wanted to thank him, because I suppose this spurred me to try it. It’s not too bad, has a bit of orange or citrus flavor, and smooths out the natural scraped-off-bottom-of-lawnmower flavor ordinary tea has. It’s got a little caffeine kick to it.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:46 PM (0OORa)

194 Heck, around my neck of the woods there are fish that will gnaw on a lady's entire arm!

https://tinyurl.com/5be342b7
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:43 PM (HlyYF)

Iffen I were a catfish, it wouldn't be her arm I was nibbling on...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji)

195 Wanted to thank him, because I suppose this spurred me to try it. It’s not too bad, has a bit of orange or citrus flavor, and smooths out the natural scraped-off-bottom-of-lawnmower flavor ordinary tea has. It’s got a little caffeine kick to it.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:46 PM (0OORa)

The 'orangy/minty' is the bergamot. It IS good tea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 11:49 PM (Y/06r)

196 >>Heck, around my neck of the woods there are fish that will gnaw on a lady's entire arm!

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 11:49 PM (viF8m)

197 One of the small lizards common to the desert southwest went after my foot a little bit oncet. He must have been hungry. “I can take him!!” Yeah, no buddy. Ain’t gonna happen.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:50 PM (0OORa)

198 34 ONT Department of Star Wars
Space-Based Weapons

OK, have I been on the internet too long? The "robotic mechanisms" panel. That's totally "surprise satellite buttsecks," isn't it?
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)


Yes you have, and so have I. My snap reaction was that a satellite-shaped alien lifeform would be intrigued by the whole right side, ranging from titillated by the bangin' top right to disgusted by the tentacle-y bottom right. So the middle 'robotic' one would be what, scandalizing?

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:50 PM (ke3zm)

199 That guy with the project may learn some things like houses, cars, furniture are just too far gone to be worth the time, money and effort to restore. I

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 11:50 PM (PTDkx)

200 Plus, some of you know Bride of PI, and know she will beat me to death if I do NOT follow medical advice!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Mean in a good way. That's love.
Those Watchman deals eliminate the clotting effect and the need for thinners. Also they have ways to stifle that nerve and eliminate the fibbing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:58 PM (vOxCS)

201 RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)

It will happen for you. I had two brothers who went through periods of unemployment. They would go through frustration and disappointment, then one day "Bang!", it happened for them. When your ship comes in, let us know because I want to drink a toast to you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2026 11:58 PM (0Htd1)

202 Happy Wednesday Horde.

Prayers up for your sister 496, and for you too, Pillage Idiot for speedy healing.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 16, 2026 11:59 PM (ibDUx)

203 141 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Only shocked and/or amused if/when it comes to something like bowel prep for a colonoscopy. And I've been curious if ever after: "So glad to finally meet you. Took your advice about using clear Gatorade."

Aside from that, if it's here, the Horde being comfortable with most of the Horde; needing to vent, looking for comfort, asking for prayers.

Not a bad thing to have that capability..

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 12:00 AM (NFX2v)

204 Hi, Debby! How's it going?

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)

205 Peter Max has died at age 88

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 12:05 AM (Cqx++)

206 >>Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.

The internet is a public forum. So is your cell phone. We have the illusion of anonymity here but trust me there's no such thing as anonymity anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:06 AM (viF8m)

207 203 141 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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We're among friends here. No some voyeuristic jerk who wants to probe the ass hoes of our life.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:07 AM (vOxCS)

208 You can post some true facts about yourself and then seed some patently ones. I mean that's one way one might do it. Not that anyone would lie on the internet.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:07 AM (vE0+H)

209 Just ask my wife Brit Lass, I mean Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:08 AM (vE0+H)

210 Search for "Texaco Gas Station View, 1950s" to find it fast. Anyway, if they are right, 1950's for the when. No help on the where.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2026 10:26 PM (syz1S)

Looks like a ‘53 Chevy in the back of the station, although it’s hard to be sure of the make. No clue to the location as you say.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 12:12 AM (tOqvK)

211 AFP News Agency
@AFP
·
3h
BREAKING The United States has denied Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas an entry visa to attend the UN General Assembly in New York next week, a source familiar with the case says

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:13 AM (vOxCS)

212 b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
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Yeh, well, my post-nasal drip has expanded into a virus, leaving me nauseous and with a head that feels like lead.

Off to the doctor I go for an 8AM poking.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 12:13 AM (XyZGq)

213 they should lock everyone out of the UN General Assembly and declare it to be another luxurious Trump resort
it'll be the best resort, everyone says so

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 12:17 AM (88C+u)

214 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 17, 2026 12:18 AM (SRRAx)

215 >>You can post some true facts about yourself and then seed some patently ones. I mean that's one way one might do it. Not that anyone would lie on the internet.

Your IP address is available to anyone who has the tools. And the government has those tools. Your cell phone pings constantly, even when you turn it off.

We might be somewhat anonymous to each other but if you think you are truly anonymous in this time from people who want to know who you are you are mistaken.

The internet sends you ads for the same stuff you searched on 10 minutes ago and you think the government doesn't have the same capability? They helped create the internet.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m)

216 3h
BREAKING The United States has denied Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas an entry visa to attend the UN General Assembly in New York next week, a source familiar with the case says
Posted by: Braenyard


Well, that's a damn shame.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 12:21 AM (0Htd1)

217 Well, another productive day of dune buggy puttering. It now has a steering wheel and column in it. Found the original 1961 Beetle column tube (mast jacket, in the industry), complete with turn signal switch, Had to make a spacer so that the centering cone fit the top bearing with about an eight of an inch gap between the back of the steering wheel hub and the signal switch. Cancel device works!

There never was a bottom bearing in the jacket; original design didn't need one. Well, I wanted one, and after much puttering, managed to fit in a cone-and-cup style ball bearing from a bicycle frame head, into a turned aluminum adapter sleeve. It turns freely. Connected the shaft to the steering box at the rag joint, and propped the wheel up on a bucket so the axis was true, and fabbed up a bracket to anchor the bottom of the column tube to the front bulkhead of the body. Steering wheel now sits in the same place, relative to the seat rails, as it did in the '61 Beetle. Might put a custom wheel on it later, but for now, the original one will do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 12:21 AM (1z8ji)

218 >>Might put a custom wheel on it later, but for now, the original one will do.

Sounds great. Post photos.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:24 AM (viF8m)

219 Nice puttering, AOP!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2026 12:25 AM (HlyYF)

220 AOP - that Enfield sounds like a lovely piece. I hope you get a chance to ogle it

Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 12:31 AM (sOtuf)

221 Looks like a ‘53 Chevy in the back of the station, although it’s hard to be sure of the make. No clue to the location as you say.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 12:12 AM (tOqvK)

The car just to the left of the gas pump is a '49 Ford Custom. Note the exterior trunk hinges. I think '50 was the last year for that. '51 definitely had hidden trunk hinges. The low-mounted side chrome strip is consistent with '49, too.

I have a '49 Ford sitting in my yard, so I can be pretty confident of the ID.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 12:33 AM (1z8ji)

222
This is some wild stuff, the dinosaurs of Antarctica. Fascinating.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)

223 "Dr. Music" (live at UC/Berkeley) cool video promo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=POgk30WGXLg

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 12:41 AM (Fv808)

224 This is some wild stuff, the dinosaurs of Antarctica. Fascinating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)


They mutated into penguins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 12:48 AM (1z8ji)

225 "There was a mall in the hotel I used to stay at in South Africa that featured a foot treatment for women that involved women sticking their feet in a tank of small fish that would feed on the skin on their feet. I kid you not. They paid for this stuff."

Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

About 15 years ago I was in Moab, UT, relaxing in a lovely wooded stream on an ungodly hot day. Sitting on the edge of the bank with my feet in the water, I was suddenly surrounded by a total school of tiny goldfish, and they start snacking away on my feet. It felt like the tiniest of nibbles, almost tickles. I had to sit as still as possible, otherwise the fish would freak and scatter. By the time I left my feet were smooth as anything.

Posted by: Effie Perrine at September 17, 2026 12:51 AM (Zr3aZ)

226 nerdygirl, once I get something permanent-worthy, you will hear the shouts of joy across the world, and I'll have a smile so wide I won't fit through the doorway.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (aJQbY)

227
You know, I never really was interested in geology and paleontology until recently. I missed out on a lot of interesting stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

228 I was suddenly surrounded by a total school of tiny goldfish, and they start snacking away on my feet. It felt like the tiniest of nibbles, almost tickles. I had to sit as still as possible, otherwise the fish would freak and scatter. By the time I left my feet were smooth as anything.
Posted by: Effie Perrine at September 17, 2026 12:51 AM (Zr3aZ)

My spirit animal is a piranha.

Posted by: A Moab Goldfish at September 17, 2026 12:57 AM (1z8ji)

229 I'll have a smile so wide I won't fit through the doorway.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (aJQbY)
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Whatever you do, don't blow the margins!

Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 12:57 AM (sOtuf)

230 Hi JQ, I was just catching up on the news of the day. It is 20 degrees warmer out tonight, rain on the way, what a difference a day makes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 12:58 AM (ibDUx)

231 You know, I never really was interested in geology and paleontology until recently. I missed out on a lot of interesting stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

I visited a friend a couple of weeks ago. He showed me a hunk of ammonite shell he is in the process of polishing. Lovely color in it. About a quarter of an entire shell, which would have been about 20 inches in diameter, I reckon. He has acquired an ammonite mining lease on the site where it was found. The shell material is regarded as a gem stone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:02 AM (1z8ji)

232 When I was younger, it seemed like every other sitcom and comic movie had a scene with a Rorschach Test. They went from the harmless ("It looks like someone spilled ink") to the raunchy ("That one also looks like me screwing your mom"). The comedy element, such as it was, came from the fact that the Rorschach Test was so stupid. But I think if you did one now and just used pics of Sydney Sweeney, the Israeli flag, Trump, and Lindsay Clancy, you really could find out who's a crazy threat to others.

Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2026 01:09 AM (avzFa)

233 [takes dollar, looks around furtively]
Word on the street is, only a fool would methodically launch thousands of communications satellites into stable low orbit without some of those also being guidable kinetic munitions waiting for orders to fall on someone's head. Last count is around 11,000 in orbit... and maybe each and every one of them are dual function.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at September 17, 2026 01:10 AM (DbovD)

234 Sunny & warm here today, Debby. Not terribly cool tonight, but definitely not *warm* LOL.

I love Autumn.

Watching the neighbor's birch tree-- every morning there's just a bit more gold mixed in with the green...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

235 Well, the Rorschach test presented the patient with an ink blot in folded paper. It didn't really look like anything. That was the point: ask the subject to imagine what they saw in that blot, and the answer might shed some light on what things the subject was dwelling upon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:15 AM (1z8ji)

236 LOL Wally!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 01:16 AM (ibDUx)

237 Watching the neighbor's birch tree-- every morning there's just a bit more gold mixed in with the green...
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

One of my Manitoba Maples (aka box elder) has gone completely gold. The rest are still green. Be interesting to know what governs the differential in the time of the leaves turning. Genetics? Local temperature? Lack of, or surfeit of, water? Nutrients in soil? Disease?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:19 AM (1z8ji)

238 Sorry, got here late. On the satellites, has anyone mentioned the movie Space Cowboys? (I need to figure out a way to search so as not to repeat a discussion on here)

Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2026 01:20 AM (avzFa)

239 Well, my eyelids are getting heavy. Going to call it a night. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:21 AM (1z8ji)

240 Night AOP, I need to be up earlier than usual in the morning. Sweet dreams Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 01:26 AM (ibDUx)

241 Night, AOP.

I think the color-change has a lot to do with temperature changes. Perhaps the speed and amount of temperature change within a day? Total amount of light?

I'm not a botanist.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

242 'Night to you too, Debby...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)

243 496, may your sister be Blessed with Health & Healing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at September 17, 2026 01:35 AM (3ZUWJ)

244 Trump is a loser and we wants Presdent ob back now !

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 17, 2026 01:39 AM (8jlVt)

245 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein

LOL. Thank God Almighty for presidential term limits!

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:53 AM (rdVOm)

246 Gas 5 dollars a gallon (4.79 a gal. yesterday) diesel 6 dollars a gallon and rising. 48 days till voters say burn dumpsters not oil! Putin gives u.s. base sat. images so Iran can attack them. Dump's response tells Ukraine to stop attacking his friend putin's diesel industry!

Posted by: raimondo at September 17, 2026 01:56 AM (FR3ei)

247 48 days until voters kick national socialist demoncrats to the curb and open the pathway for total destruction of islamic radicals across the globe! Yay!

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

248 @247 I will take the other side of that bet! The biggest complaint of voters is democrat party is too soft on dump and his dumpsters to get aipac money.

Posted by: raimondo at September 17, 2026 02:30 AM (FR3ei)

249 I remember reading in the IMDB entry years ago Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was changed to Willy Wonka because it was released during the height of the Vietnam War and "Charlie" wasn't a popular name to use. I guess Abraham Lincoln was right when he said not to believe everything you read on the Internet.

Posted by: Aaron Guzman at September 17, 2026 02:32 AM (i4xoo)

250 Thinking blueberry pancakes

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)

251 Breakfast at Skip's!!!

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

252 >>>This is a T*ck*r, C*nd*ce, M*g*n, and B*ll Kr*st*l free zone. Please.

A good idea, to be sure. But: does anyone even talk about them anymore.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:11 AM (odBC9)

253 But: does anyone even talk about them anymore.
Posted by: m

Who?

Their 15 minutes expired last week, I think...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:12 AM (rdVOm)

254 I made mashed potatoes, but didn't have any milk. Do'h!

Substituted cream of mushroom soup. Not bad.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm)

255 250 Thinking blueberry pancakes
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)

I will bring a tub of unsalted butter.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:16 AM (odBC9)

256 Mmm. Pancakes. I hate making pancakes. Too bad IHOP isn't good anymore.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)

257 256 Mmm. Pancakes. I hate making pancakes. Too bad IHOP isn't good anymore.
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)

Having a restaurant fix them is best!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:24 AM (odBC9)

258 Having a restaurant fix them is best!
Posted by: m

Exactly! But, who can afford it now?

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)

259 IHOP opened here a few years back, but didn't last long. Maybe a year or two? It was crap. Corporate bean counters ruined it, probably.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)

260 258 Having a restaurant fix them is best!
Posted by: m

Exactly! But, who can afford it now?
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)

A drugstore near me used to fix them and they were not expensive and were perfectly fine. And they'd let you order just one or whatever; not a full stack. That drugstore became a megastore and food service stopped.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:27 AM (odBC9)

261 I will press out some *tater cakes* tomorrow, with the leftover mashed. Yummy! CBD would approve, because they'll be dressed with gravy instead of syrup...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)

262 Is that guy in the woods named Noah?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2026 03:47 AM (8O9+I)

263 Peter Max has died at age 88
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
===============

Holy carp, I just did some quick googling and found this on one page:

- Peter Max suffers from advanced dementia and lives under a court-appointed guardianship amid years of bitter legal disputes regarding his care and artwork.

- Investigations revealed that as Max's mental state declined, a team of other artists created works and signed his name to them. These pieces were sold for millions of dollars at high-volume auctions on cruise ships and in galleries.

- Max's children, along with business associates and court-appointed guardians, have been locked in intense legal fights over control of his estate and his isolation from family members

- In June 2019, his wife died by suicide in her Manhattan apartment amidst the escalating family stress and public scrutiny

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 04:06 AM (XJ22o)

264
IHOP opened here a few years back, but didn't last long. Maybe a year or two? It was crap. Corporate bean counters ruined it, probably.
Posted by: JQ

================

I liked IHOP when I was a little kid because they turned breakfast into dessert. Haven't been there in years, I make a better breakfast myself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 04:09 AM (XJ22o)

265
Good lord is pixy up or something? I'm talking to myself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 04:09 AM (XJ22o)

266 Blonde Morticia, good morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:11 AM (+fpfy)

267 I have to have lemon zest in my blueberry pancakes.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:12 AM (+fpfy)

268 Thunderstorms in these parts, rough night on the doggies

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2026 04:16 AM (8O9+I)

269 I googled "blueberry pancakes near me" and there are a bunch!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:17 AM (odBC9)

270 Before thread is willowed. Prayers up for 496s' sister, randomdave & an old friend I just found out is fighting cancer.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at September 17, 2026 04:30 AM (KaHlS)

271 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

272 test

does this "trademark" sign not post?

™️

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)

273 Well, it didn't post on the tech thread!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)

274 The only connexion between UFO's Strangers in the Night and Maiden is Maiden covered Doctor Doctor for a B side oncet, I believe. They do that now and then, a cover for a B-side, Cross Eyed Mary was pretty good version.

Posted by: docweasel at September 17, 2026 07:03 AM (IuCAX)

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