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Sickle Me Elmi
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:11 PM (b+pJs) 2
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Posted by: doug at November 03, 2026 01:11 PM (hS/Ow) 3
I love the pic!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 01:11 PM (yKhjs) 4
What a fag.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (8B4gm) 5
Ahmed is prettier than Omar...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (4WM7K) 6
The marriage certificate application -- dated Feb. 12, 2009 -- is a potentially significant piece of evidence, though not necessarily dispositive.
------- Looks "dispositive" for AIDS Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (b+pJs) 7
Definitely gay.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (rg/w7) 8
If we've had a foreign nationalist occupying a seat in Congress, that's a problem," Kern said.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM Why? The Head of State of a foreign government got to vote in this election. The rules are... flexible sometimes. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (yKhjs) 9
Marrying your brother is like bananas and rice. Allegedly.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (2ocoG) 10
I know it's unorthodox but can we have a thread where we all specifically beat on the poll troll?
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (b+pJs) Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (Q+gd/) 12
10 I know it's unorthodox but can we have a thread where we all specifically beat on the poll troll?
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (b+pJs) ======== Don't you people beat on me enough? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (IGotw) 13
So they couldn't find a different Somali woman to marry this guy for immigration fraud?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (w6EFb) 14
"by marrying Elmi, a British citizen who describes himself as gay."
Bro don't "describe" himself as gay. Bro is gay. Gayer than James Talacreepo and Pete Bootyjuice fucking each other in the ass with dicks borrowed from Spartacus Booker. Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/) 15
Bro don't "describe" himself as gay. Bro is gay. Gayer than James Talacreepo and Pete Bootyjuice fucking each other in the ass with dicks borrowed from Spartacus Booker.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/) Trying to figure out the logistics of that... Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:15 PM (4WM7K) 16
I bet that guy has an incredible collection of Messenger Bags.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (Lu7y1) 17
Is that a used pink tampon hanging from his hijab?
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (UjdFS) Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (2ocoG) 19
16 I bet that guy has an incredible collection of Messenger Bags.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (Lu7y1) Crocs in every color Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (4WM7K) 20
I'm surprised the Dems haven't orchestrated a big cyber attack with one of our enemies today.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (b+pJs) 21
Either you suck dick or you don't suck dick. There ain't no in between.
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (Q+gd/) 22
I'm starting to like her ONLY for the entertainment value.
Tickle me Elmi... Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (Sco7b) 23
Remember a judge years later disagreeing with Trump's estimate for the value of collateral he provided for a loan was enough to potentially jail the opposition presidential candidate
But Jailing a congresswoman for lying on immigration forms AND MARRYING HER BROTHER would be...the signs of a banana republic?!? Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm) 24
"Ok. We're going to take a picture. Just wipe the spunk off your moustache."
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (8B4gm) Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG) 26
From appearances it seems for a muslim woman she's had more pricks stuck in her than a porcupine.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW) 27
Not since Marie Antoinette has there been such a botched wedding signature. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (zvUDZ) Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/) 29
Either you suck dick or you don't suck dick. There ain't no in between.
But what if its a lady penis? Posted by: David French at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm) 30
That pic of him is so gay that even Liberace said 'Yeah, you're gay'.
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (Oy/m2) 31
I'm surprised the Dems haven't orchestrated a big cyber attack with one of our enemies today.
A lot of long standing vulnerabilities leaked last week and were patched. I suspect that's part of why nothing's happened on that front. Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (2ocoG) 32
I'm surprised the Dems haven't orchestrated a big cyber attack with one of our enemies today.
Posted by: ... Still early. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (8B4gm) 33
Bro don't "describe" himself as gay. Bro is gay. Gayer than James Talacreepo and Pete Bootyjuice fucking each other in the ass with dicks borrowed from Spartacus Booker.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/) Trying to figure out the logistics of that... Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:15 PM (4WM7K) _______ You need to be gay to figure it out. It's that gay. Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/) 34
I would assume if the Dems were going to pull something it would be around 5 when Republican working voters get off work
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm) 35
I'm surprised the Dems haven't orchestrated a big cyber attack with one of our enemies today.
Posted by: ... Something about counting hatched chickens. Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (YZ0Fo) 36
Elmi, a British citizen who describes himself as gay.
...... Hey, just because he loves it up his ass and sipping penis does not make him gay. He's Muslim for crying out loud, they'll rape anything that moves. I denounce myself. Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (UjdFS) 37
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (b+pJs)
Or even fucking better, just ignore the goddamned trolls, and they will go away. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (k5CNB) 38
Why does the NY Post take such a skeptical tone? I've noticed lately their tone has shifted... new owners? Trying to appeal to the mythical centrist?
Posted by: RandomDave at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (aJQbY) 39
Let's count allowing this POS to slide counts toward the perpetual do-nothingness of the House and Senate during this century.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (bX16E) 40
Too late?
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen Guy at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (1tBAe) 41
That pic of him is so gay that even Liberace said 'Yeah, you're gay'.
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (Oy/m2) it is the dough-like eyes. It makes him all pastry-faced Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR) 42
A gay pirate or just a flamboyant cabin boy wannabe?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (5yDGQ) 43
37 Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (b+pJs)
Or even fucking better, just ignore the goddamned trolls, and they will go away. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (k5CNB) Really haven't seen many.... yet Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (4WM7K) 44
Americans are soft, weak, and ripe for the picking.
Posted by: Ilhan Nur Said whatever at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (RIvkX) 45
Hah! Gaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (h+uWx) 46
Great, now I have to give my computer PrEP. Thanks, ace.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (mkw2N) 47
with dicks borrowed from Spartacus Booker.
Hold up, you're saying Booker has two dicks? Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG) _______ He's a dick with a dick (supposedly). We could ask his "wife" but she never saw it, so .... Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/) 48
Or even fucking better, just ignore the goddamned trolls, and they will go away.
What about the sous vide troll with unorthodox views on maple syrup? Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG) Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:21 PM (b+pJs) 50
OK, so I have a question. You just have to be present to sign the marriage license that you already filled out. Signing only. And paying the fee. So why didn't Ilhan submit one without the cross outs of her name, e.g., a final version? And was her husbro present with her, or did she have to do a supplemental that needed notarization?
------------------ • Where to Apply: Applicants could purchase or apply for a marriage license in any county in Minnesota, regardless of where they lived. The actual wedding ceremony had to take place within the geographical borders of Minnesota. • Application Details: Both parties had to provide information including their full legal names, addresses, dates and places of birth, Social Security numbers, information on any previous marriages or divorces, and the names they intended to use after marriage. • In-Person Appearance: Around mid-2009 (taking effect in August 2009), Minnesota law required both parties to be present when applying for or signing the marriage license application (or submitting notarized supplemental forms if one party could not appear). Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:21 PM (kX27y) 51
They always go away after their fantasies go down in flames. Just ask President Kamala.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:22 PM (b+pJs) 52
Apropos? https://tinyurl.com/4ruy5b4b
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2026 01:22 PM (M0I1r) 53
He's a dick with a dick (supposedly). We could ask his "wife" but she never saw it, so ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM In many ways, this is the story of Mark Kelly. Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG) 54
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start trolling!
Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2026 01:22 PM (wn5OB) 55
Or even fucking better, just ignore the goddamned trolls, and they will go away.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (k5CNB) Awww, now that hurts... 😒 Posted by: Message From Under the Bridge at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (9bpxs) 56
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (0sNs1) 57
I was trying to think of a way for everyone to release their angst.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (b+pJs) 58
In Somalia all the pirates are gay.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (UjdFS) 59
Bro's so gay that Zombie Lindsay Graham took one look and said, "Dang, I might be straight after all." Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (YSUhf) 60
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi Wrote, In Her Certficate for Her Marriage to Her Brother, That Her Given Name Was "Elmi" But then she crossed it out and falsified it as "Omar." Whereas, it's actually "Mabel". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (eRlcH) 61
was trying to think of a way for everyone to release their angst.
Posted by: ... at November Pull my finger. Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (YZ0Fo) 62
Love to see Omar tossed out of Congress and the country. Problem is that you'd probably get someone dumber. Aka the Somali who tried to give a speech the other night
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 01:24 PM (cfGMy) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 01:24 PM (eRlcH) 64
Sorry. I'm slumming at liberal sites today.
With beer. So none of them are mentioning Guam. Canada is so huge and Ontario and Quebec swing things so I believe there's a time zone rule that they can't post resultss until the West polls closed. Does the US have that? Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (Sco7b) 65
He must be a hit with the Bulwark crew.
The Bulwark came out today in favor of the Democrats seizing SpaceX. Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG) 66
Aren't Moslems, on the whole, rather homophobic?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1) 67
Elric, looking at that copy -
I see what at first looks like indecision over 'keep my own name/take his name'... Then the 'corrections' appear to be in a different hand? Honestly, everything except the corrections and signatures appears to be in one person's writing to me? But I am not a graphologist. Posted by: RandomDave at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (aJQbY) 68
64 Canada is so huge and Ontario and Quebec swing things so I believe there's a time zone rule that they can't post resultss until the West polls closed.
Does the US have that? Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (Sco7b) = If a state is in multiple timezones, no counting results are made public until after the last precincts close statewide. Part of the 2000 fiasco was that networks were calling the race after the eastern time zone had closed but while the western time zone was still open. So, Texas will close an hour after Houston closes. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (IGotw) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (vC80E) 70
in favor of the Democrats seizing SpaceX. Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG) Yeah, sure. In three months it will make the European Space Agency look visionary. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (eRlcH) 71
From Trump Will End ... Aid:
15 All aid to foreign countries should be zero'd out unless we are actively at war and they are our allies. If you think a country needs charity write them a check. Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 12:06 PM (sKqQm) Heck, I think we should end Federal aid to the States! The "block grants" are sinister strings and an enticement to fraud. Federally administered programs were an absolute disaster, of course, but it turns out that the States are terrible too. That doesn't mean the money should go to NGOs; "refugee resettlement" funds have corrupted churches, destroyed their reputations, and enshittified entire communities. Gov't is terrible, and it should get out of the welfare business entirely. Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (ke3zm) 72
"I'm not a Gay Pirate," Ahmad Elmi said,
while posing in his Gay Pirate Hijab ---------- I believe the correct term is "butt pirate." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (amcLV) 73
was trying to think of a way for everyone to release their angst.
Posted by: ... at November Pull my finger. Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM You'll feel much better. Posted by: zombie Mao Tse Tung at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (0sNs1) 74
Speaking of "GAAAYYY!!!!"
Ontario bus driver has filed a complaint with the Canadian People's Court, aka Human Rights Commission, to get his job back. Last year LZ was filmed in his bus wearing a stereotypical Japanese schoolgirl uniform of pink and white. And there was a paper taped to the windshield that said "Lolita Line." Yes, he was sacked from being a driver. And really LZ. A Japanese schoolgirl uniform? Stop with the cultural appropriation. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD) 75
release their angst early drinking?
Posted by: doug at November 03, 2026 01:27 PM (hS/Ow) 76
Somali Swishbuckler
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (g7LOs) 77
Post results like Canada? Fuck off.
Term limits like California? Fuck off. Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (hxMfc) 78
So, Texas will close an hour after Houston closes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM Houston will close when we say it does. Posted by: Harris County Election Officials at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1) 79
66 Aren't Moslems, on the whole, rather homophobic?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1) I'm afraid that just put you in the "Islamahomophobic" section of The Hoard. Sorry for any inconvenience your status change may have on you reputationally. Posted by: Grok at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (9bpxs) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (eRlcH) 81
If Ilhan would quit shaving her upper lip you'd never tell them apart.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (UjdFS) 82
Got back from voting at the rural church where I've voted for a decade and a half. Nodded to people I know working the election.
You have to show ID. So I handed the ID verifier my debit card, asking for an extra ballot. No sale. I then said "Me nombre is Manual Enfuego", and asked for a ballot. No. Gave my driver's license over, which was scanned. Then I was asked to state my address. Which I did. "I could get an extra ballot in California", I said. "Not here" was the reply. Went to the booth with touch screen, and voted. Wrote my name in for one position. I will lose that, because the person that got 3 write-in votes in the Primary was on the ballot. I was not ready to run before the primary. So my election record will go to 7 and 1. Looked at my printed ballot to endure the votes were correct, and went on my way. Rural Kansas is very Republican., but the six biggest cities in Kansas are filled with Leftist voters. Out of the 2.8 million Kansans, 80% live in urban areas. The six million cows, mostly Angus, get no vote. (This is why President Trump was in Kansas. He was in Dem strongholds.) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (u82oZ) 83
I know it's unorthodox but can we have a thread where we all specifically beat on the poll troll?
Posted by: ... ----------- I'll beat on him. Posted by: Ahmad Elmi at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (2bFN5) 84
The networks always do this in Florida too, since the upper handle is heavy red, they like to try to call it without those votes released.
Haven't seen too much "dems are winning!" fake news like most elections yet, which I find strange. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW) 85
78 So, Texas will close an hour after Houston closes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM Houston will close when we say it does. Posted by: Harris County Election Officials at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1) ========= "We rule this state!" -Houston "lolgf" -the 250 exurban counties Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (IGotw) 86
Queer? Reliable? I think all the votes are in?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (hxMfc) 87
So, Texas will close an hour after Houston closes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (IGotw) Thanks. I was wondering about country wide but this is midterms. And not national. Well, except for Texas..... Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b) 88
Last year LZ was filmed in his bus wearing a stereotypical Japanese schoolgirl uniform of pink and white. And there was a paper taped to the windshield that said "Lolita Line." A few jobs ago I had a dumpy, balding, male coworker. He became a she and started wearing the kinds of dresses little girls wear, put his remaining hair in pigtails, and put on enough make up to make an Elizabethan actor call foul. And I had to treat this guy like this was just completely normal in the office. Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm) 89
84 The networks always do this in Florida too, since the upper handle is heavy red, they like to try to call it without those votes released. Haven't seen too much "dems are winning!" fake news like most elections yet, which I find strange. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW) ==== Well, "@TonerousHyus · 7m Facts: FL turnout is outpacing 2024 overall for Eday. And it's R+9 redder Just the facts ma'am" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:30 PM (IGotw) 90
*** I think it's pretty clear she married her brother and committed...
https://youtu.be/H3Xkm8mgH_A Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:30 PM (vC80E) 91
Totally not gaye. Yup
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 03, 2026 01:30 PM (FST7I) 92
I know it's unorthodox but can we have a thread where we all specifically beat on the poll troll?
Too much poll beating and you'll go blind son Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Ahmad Elmi at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (0sNs1) 94
in favor of the Democrats seizing SpaceX.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG) From: "Trump is not trustworthy on the issues True Conservatives care about like the border, spending, taxes, regulations and the Supreme Court for abortion." To: "If you don't want to seize the means of production you are not a True Conservative." In less than a decade. Though really it was about 24 hours but pretending is fun. Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (b+pJs) 95
I think that, every time Ilhan (if that's even her real given name) lies, she has to break out into a musical number. I hear "Springtime for Hitler" is popular in Somalia.
Or is that a better song for Abdul, then wannabe from Michigan? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (qx7Zg) 96
Or even fucking better, just ignore the goddamned trolls, and they will go away.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (k5CNB) I get a lot of telemarketer calls because some resort company inputted a wrong phone number to their database before selling the phone list. I answer one every couple of days to advise the poor saps doing cold-calls that they are doing a really hard job for an employer who lied about their "sure hits and certain sales for commission" and I encourage them to find a job that sucks less than telemarketing. The guys out of state I suggest welding or low energy electrical work since that pays better than being a college professor. I will get a thank you from time to time. Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (rbvCR) 97
Gayer than James Talacreepo and Pete Bootyjuice fucking each other in the ass with dicks borrowed from Spartacus Booker."
Damn. That's gay. /Liberace's "Feeling Groovy" Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 01:32 PM (pfXMo) 98
87 So, Texas will close an hour after Houston closes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed --- What about me" _El Paso Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:32 PM (vC80E) Trump Will End the $3.8 Billion Per Year of Military Aid to Israel by Year's End;
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