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Sons and Nieces of High-Ranking Islamic Occupation Army of Iran Officials Have Been Living High on the Hog In the US -- But Are Now Getting Their Satanic Asses Deported Back to Their Homeland Hellhole

The son of Iran's chief of propaganda lives in, get this, California, and makes his living, get this, teaching schoolchildren.

The son of a notorious Iranian regime leader is enjoying an affluent lifestyle in Los Angeles, the California Post can reveal.

Campaigners are calling for Eissa Hashemi, 43, to be investigated and deported for defiantly refusing to denounce his mother's sickening past.

On Monday, he appeared unfazed by the controversy and defiantly brushed off a reporter's questions, declining to speak after a workout at his fancy gym.

The college psychology lecturer is the son of Masoumeh Ebtekar, known as "Screaming Mary," who acted as spokesperson for violent militants who stormed the US Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days.

She was infamous worldwide for firing off twisted propaganda during the crisis, even encouraging captives to describe the punishing ordeal in glowing terms.

Ebtekar was later promoted to Vice President for Women and Family Affairs by regime leaders -- becoming the country's first female VP and one of the highest-ranking women in the Muslim world today.

In January, protestors gathered at the $20,000 a year Chicago School in in Claremont, east LA, and other teaching institutions in the area with links to Hashemi, for rallies calling for him to be deported.

Organizers of Change.org petitions want Hashemi to be kicked out of the country.

One wrote: "While the mother has no regret of occupying the US embassy in Tehran, many Iranians have been affected by this action while her own son has taken advantage of living in the US.

"We want Issa Hashemi and his wife, Maryam Tahmasebi to be fired from the US as soon as possible."

A poster on Instagram said: "Mr. Hashemi has never publicly distanced himself from his mother's actions or legacy."

...


Another said: "47 years ago, Masoumeh Ebtekar took U.S. diplomats hostage for 444 days and threatened to kill them.

"Today, her son, Isa [sic] Hashemi works for Chicago School of Professional Psychology and lives freely in Los Angeles."

And one more added: "His father was also one of the core group of leaders of the Muslim Students Followers of the Imam's Line and several of the former hostages, including my father, positively identified him as being present during their torture and interrogation.

"His mother was perhaps even crueler than some of the other captors. This guy has no business being in this country. I've been dogging him since 2015."

Okay, he's not being deported. Yet.

But the pampered niece and grand-niece of Iran's top terror commander and Austere Religious Scholar Qasem Soleimani -- assassinated by airstrike by Trump in his first term -- were just arrested by ICE and scheduled for deportation.


The niece of slain Iranian terror mastermind Gen. Qasem Soleimani -- who showcased her luxe LA lifestyle on Instagram while bashing the US as the "Great Satan" -- and her daughter have been arrested by ICE agents, the State Department announced Saturday.

Hamideh Soleimani Afshar, who allegedly celebrated attacks on US soldiers and military bases, and her daughter Sarinasadat Hosseiny, have had their green cards revoked over their ties to the Iranian regime.

"While living in the United States, she promoted Iranian regime propaganda, celebrated attacks against American soldiers and military facilities in the Middle East, praised the new Iranian Supreme Leader, denounced America as the 'Great Satan,' and voiced her unflinching support for the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, a designated terror organization," according to a State Department letter confirming the Friday arrests.


Afshar, 47, entered the US in 2015 on a tourist visa, was granted asylum in 2019 and secured a green card in 2021 from the Biden administration.


She made at least four trips back to Iran since receiving her green card, the Department of Homeland Security said.

Hosseniy, 25, also entered the US in 2015 on a student visa. She became a green card holder in 2023.

Her online persona was at odds with the Shia Islam her mother espoused.


Photos on her since-deleted social media reveal the bikini-clad babe showing off stomach tattoos and lounging on a jetski in barely-there swimsuit.

Other Instagram posts show Hosseiny clubbing in Miami, vacationing in Alaska, and partying down in Las Vegas.

"It is a privilege to be granted a green card to live in the United States of America. If we have reason to believe a green card holder poses a threat to the US, the green card will be revoked," Lauren Bis, a DHS spokesperson, told The Post.

The State Department also referenced Afshar's extravagant life in Los Angeles, which she allegedly frequently documented on her Instagram account, which has also apparently been deleted.

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SkankWatch? I have a Skank to report.

I love the natural look.

While Soleimani's grand-niece flaunts herself like a common whore, Iran continues hanging protesters.

Iran on Monday hanged a man convicted in connection with nationwide protests in January. Early morning executions have become near-daily events under the cover of the war against Israel and the United States.

Most of those executed are young men, including teens, alleged to have been either involved in the protests that were brutally suppressed by the regime -- with thousands shot dead in the streets -- or members of banned opposition groups.

Undeterred by the war, the Islamic Republic continues to exact its revenge, and exiled opposition groups and rights organizations said they feared that hundreds more could be executed in the coming days.

Ali Fahim, 23, was hanged Monday after being found guilty of involvement in an attack on a Tehran base of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' Basij militia during the protests, according to rights groups who have followed the case.

The judiciary's Mizan Online website described him as "one of the enemy elements in the terrorist riots," and said he was hanged after the supreme court approved the original verdict.

It sounds like they accused him of messaging the checkpoint's location to Israel or the US.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:22 PM




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1 Niqab's all around.

It's the will of Allah.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (Sco7b)

2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (gtcuf)

3
The only thing that could make this better is film of them being dragged out of their mansions and then the other film of them landing in Tehran in their medieval rags.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)

4 >>>2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

"Hold my beer."

-- garrett

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (1wjle)

5 sorry garrett but I'm having a stressful day and I needed that self-chuckle

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (1wjle)

6
"Hold my beer."

His would be a gay mancrush.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (gtcuf)

7 4 >>>2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

"Hold my beer."

-- garrett

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (1wjle)

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I'm within a couple of miles of trusting his judgement again after the 2013 effort to pass amnesty as Chuckie Schumer's messenger boy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (mdSmG)

8 5 sorry garrett but I'm having a stressful day and I needed that self-chuckle

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (1wjle)

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That varnish said something about your mother, didn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (mdSmG)

9 Is anyone in the government actually listening to the Pakistani's "negotiations" with Iran on behalf of the USA? Fox has been "Breaking News" all afternoon about the Paki's claiming that breakthroughs are happening, Trump is now saying that these negotiations might change things.

This late hour negotiation seems rather suspicious to me.

Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (x3YfK)

10 7 I'm within a couple of miles of trusting his judgement again after the 2013 effort to pass amnesty as Chuckie Schumer's messenger boy.

That is tough to get past, but dude is absolutely crushing it as SecState.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (gtcuf)

11 I wish I could say I was surprised, but we're ruled by people who hate us, so OF COURSE they let in relatives tied to regimes that want to kill us.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (N1DT3)

12 Does this mean the clock is ticking for Ilhan Bro-mar?

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (1lVAS)

13
I wonder where they're being detained. It's amazing that nothing has leaked -- no photos, no "sources" talking about how it's going for these prizes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (n7rxJ)

14 Muslims don't belong in the United States. Deport them. All of them.

Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)

15 Oh, and I'd like to congratulate all of them on their upcoming Canadian citizenship.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (Sco7b)

16 >>>That varnish said something about your mother, didn't it?

nah i'm just operating on low sleep and beavering away at posts while also varnishing like a loon. I just have to do the Cafe and I can relax... until the next varnishing.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

17 9 Is anyone in the government actually listening to the Pakistani's "negotiations" with Iran on behalf of the USA? Fox has been "Breaking News" all afternoon about the Paki's claiming that breakthroughs are happening, Trump is now saying that these negotiations might change things.

This late hour negotiation seems rather suspicious to me.

Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (x3YfK)

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"I think we have a deal."
-7:58

*heavy sigh*

"But first....one final thing."
-7:58

....

....
7:59
....
....

"First...you will blow me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (mdSmG)

18 Otters called

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (Sy6m/)

19 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)

But, does she, being of the elite, have to wear the Hefty bag even in Iran?

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (gtcuf)

20 There are numerous stories of muslim women flying into repressive countries who will change into/out of their hoochie coochie outfits as they depart/arrive to those countries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)

21 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.
Is exactly what a may with a gay crush on Marco Rubio would say.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (Riz8t)

22 10 7 I'm within a couple of miles of trusting his judgement again after the 2013 effort to pass amnesty as Chuckie Schumer's messenger boy.

That is tough to get past, but dude is absolutely crushing it as SecState.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (gtcuf)

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He's following orders.

Just like he was following orders from Senate leadership to try and grant amnesty to tens of millions of lawbreakers simply because they'd evaded deportation for years.

He's a good soldier.

That doesn't mean he's a good leader.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (mdSmG)

23 Gay Mancrush worked at Mammoth Pictures with Dash Riprock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)

24 >>>17 9 Is anyone in the government actually listening to the Pakistani's "negotiations" with Iran on behalf of the USA? Fox has been "Breaking News" all afternoon about the Paki's claiming that breakthroughs are happening, Trump is now saying that these negotiations might change things.

I think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

25 16 nah i'm just operating on low sleep and beavering away at posts while also varnishing like a loon. I just have to do the Cafe and I can relax... until the next varnishing.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

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This is a new euphamism for pron, isn't it?

Like...it's what the kids call creating AI pron?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (mdSmG)

26 Muslims don't belong in the United States. Deport them. All of them.

Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)



Yup. Start with the fucking mayor of New York.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (lmdht)

27
These girls have also had a bit of plastic surgery. The one is on her way to Lauren Sanchez.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (n7rxJ)

28 *hope ace is wearing a mask, inhaling all that varnish...can't be good for you

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (GD0B3)

29 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (mdSmG)

I didn't say he was a good leader.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (gtcuf)

30 If you are really in need of asylum, do you take vacations in the place you are seeking refuge from?

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (98kQX)

31 This is a tough one for me. It's do the Sins of the Father become punishment for the children.

I'd give her three choices. Denounce the current Iranian government and stay. Be deported to Iran... or... be deported to Spain, which has shown itself to be an Iranian Ally.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (mP0Kj)

32 >>.28 *hope ace is wearing a mask, inhaling all that varnish...can't be good for you

i was doing it outdoors but yeah I got some in my lungs. I didn't bother with a mask. I should have.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (1wjle)

33 Hoors, the lot of them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (/lPRQ)

34 29 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (mdSmG)

I didn't say he was a good leader.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (gtcuf)

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And I'm just saying that the level of trust I would want to extend to a politician at this level is one I would extend to a leader.

I don't want followers as president. I want leaders who will pursue goals I agree with.

So, no, I still don't trust Marco. Not like I would want to trust a president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (mdSmG)

35 Hey! My Gorilla Channel password still works! Go, Ace!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (smasV)

36 Nooo. This is an outrage! I still have payments to make on my yacht!

Posted by: Solemani Afshar's plastic surgeon at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (eOFY+)

37 The Iranian Shia are apocalyptic believers. Let’s not disappoint them tonight.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (pDt9x)

38 I'm within a couple of miles of trusting his judgement again after the 2013 effort to pass amnesty as Chuckie Schumer's messenger boy.

Nope, I know Kruiser wrote a column about that today, but some things are just too much for me to overlook. This isn't a purity test, it's a judgement test.

The Morning Briefing: Marco Rubio Is the Reason I Gave up on Political Purity Tests

https://is.gd/LkzBLO

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

39 "Mark Levin1!!1" "NEOCONS11!!"

See, I preempted the retards with non sequiturs so they don't have to ! *let's see if that works

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)

40 >> SkankWatch? I have a Skank to report.

*turns on lights and sirens*

Skank police. Pull over.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (oAqqA)

41 So, the woman can look kinda good, but the guys are just...doughy. Dude's got moobs...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:31 PM (XuXeR)

42 34 So, no, I still don't trust Marco. Not like I would want to trust a president.

I didn't say I trusted him as president either. You can keep putting words in my mouth all day long and it doesn't change what I said.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gtcuf)

43 31. Not tough for me. She has flown back to Iran four times and when she arrives back in the USA, is full of praise for Iran, and is constantly fomenting crap about how bad the US is. Back to Iran she goes and I hope they send her portfolio of soft porn photos with her.

Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (x3YfK)

44 Willowed:

Look into Delaware. The money that flows through that backwards ass little State is incredible.
Posted by: garrett

Yep. Remember, that's where a lot of US Corps are incorporated.

Don't tell me there's no graft in that.
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

45 Seriously scary eyebrows on that one.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (/lPRQ)

46
But, does she, being of the elite, have to wear the Hefty bag even in Iran?
Posted by: Delurker

===============

I'm thinking about popular reaction, too. She may WANT to hide herself.

I'm curious whether the elite Kareneens can go out in public uncovered. I doubt it -- that's why they go abroad to flaunt it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ)

47 Fumes? Word is gold spray paint. What?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (smasV)

48 varnishing like a loon"

Sp, Canadian pron?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)

49 42 34 So, no, I still don't trust Marco. Not like I would want to trust a president.

I didn't say I trusted him as president either. You can keep putting words in my mouth all day long and it doesn't change what I said.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gtcuf)

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I didn't put any words in your mouth.

I explained my position.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (mdSmG)

50
Hamideh Soleimani Afshar?

Weird manly face.

Nice body.

Unfortunate genetics or very successful trannie surgery?

You make the call!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 04:33 PM (iJfKG)

51 32 >>.28 *hope ace is wearing a mask, inhaling all that varnish...can't be good for you

i was doing it outdoors but yeah I got some in my lungs. I didn't bother with a mask. I should have.


It's a little known fact that exposure to solvents builds up a tolerance. You should get as close as you can to the varnished surface and spend 5-10 minutes inhaling rapidly. That should do the trick.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

52 Send anyone related to that murderous regime back to Iran. It's terrible that the regime and its adherents tortures and murders its citizens and demands women cover up from head to toe, while the relatives of what's his name get to act like Farsi floozies on the 'net.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 04:33 PM (n3VHW)

53 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (cWLG3)

54 I've seen reports of 4,000 visas of Iranian regime officials have been cancelled.

How in the F have we allowed so many?

The sane number is ZERO.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (HXT0k)

55 a little known fact that exposure to solvents builds up a tolerance"

VOCs. They're what's for dinner

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)

56 There was a rumor that there are 4k individuals with ties to IRGC regime who are about to lose their status and be deported. Could just be a rumor.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (GD0B3)

57 Sidebar Ace:
This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it.

He's talking about Sammy Hagar's "I'll Fall in Love Again", from his Standing Hampton album.

Evidence that the song is NOT obscure:
1. The album generated 5 charting singles, of which that song is one.
2. The song was on the soundtrack of Vision Quest.
3. And the slam-dunk final bit of proof: the song is currently on my personal playlist.

One thing I would rate as obscure though, is how the album got its name:
It was a British fan who told him of the term that came to be the title. In Cockney rhyming slang, a "Hampton" is a substitution for penis (Hampton Wick rhymes with "Dick"). One that is "standing" would be a reference to an erection.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (8mulE)

58 I'd give her three choices. Denounce the current Iranian government and stay. Be deported to Iran... or... be deported to Spain, which has shown itself to be an Iranian Ally.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (mP0Kj)

But lying to the infidels is fine.

Have her torch a Koran, create a Prophet Mohammad effigy and then torch the effigy.

And then deport her because lying to the infidels is fine.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (Sco7b)

59
This is a tough one for me. It's do the Sins of the Father become punishment for the children.

Posted by: Romeo13

==============

Did she ever claim asylum because her father is a big baddie and she'd be killed in Iran if she came out as pro-western?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (n7rxJ)

60 Given Green Cards and entry visas by Biden and Mayorkas.

You know, to own Trump.

The relatives and family members of people who killed our friends, neighbors and brothers. Even worse, they not only never denounced any of that murderous activity, they kept posting their support for it on social media.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (xQK38)

61 Fen-Farsi Floozies. Perfect description

Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (x3YfK)

62 Good, get Muslims outta here if possible

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)

63 >>2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

>"Hold my beer."

-- garrett


lol


Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (TLp3A)

64 Saw Farsi floozies open up at the Red Mill in Paris...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)

65 49 42 34 So, no, I still don't trust Marco. Not like I would want to trust a president.

I didn't say I trusted him as president either. You can keep putting words in my mouth all day long and it doesn't change what I said.

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (gtcuf)

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I didn't put any words in your mouth.

I explained my position.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (mdSmG)

Could anything ever change your mind?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)

66 35 Hey! My Gorilla Channel password still works! Go, Ace!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (smasV)
---
It's Trump 2.0, where can I find the Gorilla Channel?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (cWLG3)

67 >>>Evidence that the song is NOT obscure:
1. The album generated 5 charting singles, of which that song is one.
2. The song was on the soundtrack of Vision Quest.
3. And the slam-dunk final bit of proof: the song is currently on my personal playlist.

i told you this would happen.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

68 Mr. President, Iran is a CANCER on the WORLD and CANCER must be removed/destroyed or it may grow back stronger..

They will lie, cheat and steal to preserve disgusting perverted existence...

FINISH THE JOB TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (ZWcdc)

69 Why is she wearing jiffy-pop pants. If you put her on the stove will she puff up?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (513IY)

70 I'm going to watch a movie.

Again CNN was reporting at 4pm that the Pakistani PM was asking for a 2 week deadline extension because negotiations are going fabulous.

Really well.

Everything will be fixed if Iran just has 2 more weeks....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (Sco7b)

71 >> Posted by: Romeo13

You make certain claims in order to get a green card and obtain entry to our country.

They made claims and then posted the exact opposite on social media.

I’m hoping they get dropped from a helo into some rural Iranian backwater where they hate the regime.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:36 PM (xQK38)

72 She better burka up once she lands in Iran.With an ace wrap to strap things down from projecting.

Ululating uvulas in Farsi!

It's one thing to fall below your wonderful Instagram life...then to fall to the stone age.

Those painted on eyebrows with Sharpies never fail to amuse me (granted, I have real eyebrows and they are spectacular, even in my advancing age as a Nana because I never overplucked).

Do guys LOOK at the drawn on eyebrows when they mate today? I reckon that is not important if the lights are off. Whoa.

We used to have magnetic toys called Wooly Willie, where you could apply fake hair and eyebrows with a little fake pen.

I think I'd come closer to gluing on hair for eyebrows vs the tatoo deal or sharpie. Cutting off my own hair and super glue on what was left of my eyebrows. What on earth? This goes far beyond the "I woke up this way."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (WONhk)

73 65 Could anything ever change your mind?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)

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My say is never going to affect geopolitics.

Rubio could end up president.

If, as president, he doesn't soften immigration enforcement or pursue amnesty, I would change my mind.

But rhetoric doesn't sway me. Action does. And I never want to see the man who pushed so hard for so long for amnesty 13 years ago in a position where he can do that action.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (mdSmG)

74 We need not waste our time on these Iranian parasites under discussion. Toss them back to Iran.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)

75 Far-Flung Fen-Farzi Floozies

Say that 3 times fast.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (DgMqy)

76 Fuck these animals.
Bomb them into the pre-industrial age.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (ufFY8)

77 Again CNN was reporting at 4pm that the Pakistani PM was asking for a 2 week deadline extension because negotiations are going fabulous.

If the Iranians were serious (they aren't) they can have the same deal now that they'll get in 2 weeks. A bombing offensive concentrates the mind wonderfully.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

78 SkankWatch? I have a Skank to report.

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Old & Busted: THOT (That Ho Over There).
New Hotness: THOT (Tits Hung O'er Tehran).

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (TbhYO)

79 After a article at American Thinker on Europe's demise to Islam think maybe in 10 years they will scream for deliverance, just like when run by Nazis

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)

80 >>>2 I've develped a serious non-gay man crush on El Marco Grande.

"Hold my beer."

-- garrett
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM


And this, Ace, is why we keep coming back here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (kgE5c)

81 74 We need not waste our time on these Iranian parasites under discussion. Toss them back to Iran.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)

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For humanitarian purposes, it'd be best to send him to an Islamic country not currently in a state of war.

Germany will do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (mdSmG)

82 Iranian dude looks sorta like a lady.

Hopefully we can deport him (her?) back to Iran in time to be a human shield for the glory of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Dv3i1)

83 @70 I'm sure 2 more weeks of Iran restricting traffic through the Strait of Hormuz will be just fabulous.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (cWLG3)

84 73 65 Could anything ever change your mind?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)

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My say is never going to affect geopolitics.

Rubio could end up president.

If, as president, he doesn't soften immigration enforcement or pursue amnesty, I would change my mind.

But rhetoric doesn't sway me. Action does. And I never want to see the man who pushed so hard for so long for amnesty 13 years ago in a position where he can do that action.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (mdSmG)

Oh fair enough. Just wondered. I have my own issues/people I am intransigent about. Rubio is not one of them.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)

85 I reckon that is not important if the lights are off. Whoa"

In the dark, all cats are gray...

Attributed to Franklin

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

86 There are numerous stories of muslim women flying into repressive countries who will change into/out of their hoochie coochie outfits as they depart/arrive to those countries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Known some people that worked in the ME.
Not hard for them to pull over a hefty sack just before entering their airspace.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (/lPRQ)

87 Interesting development - not the muzzie chick, she developed ok - A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

I don't know if this means it go blown up or what.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (n5tGW)

88 84 Oh fair enough. Just wondered. I have my own issues/people I am intransigent about. Rubio is not one of them.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)

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I'll vote for a communist who promises to overturn the American copyright system and return it to 28 years plus an optional extra 28 that must be applied for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (mdSmG)

89 81 74 We need not waste our time on these Iranian parasites under discussion. Toss them back to Iran.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)

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For humanitarian purposes, it'd be best to send him to an Islamic country not currently in a state of war.

Germany will do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (mdSmG)

Okay. You are a nice guy. As long as Not Here works.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (pDt9x)

90 2028 is wide open

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)

91 2028 Presidential race that is

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)

92 Whenever I see a provocative, only fans link, and click, I'm always disappointed because they obscure the cameltoe and the squeakhole. Online streaming is free. What makes you think I should pay a subscription fee to see your naughty bits?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (Fbc0I)

93 >>In the dark, all cats are gray...

>Attributed to Franklin


Aretha was one fat, kinky bitch.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (TLp3A)

94 After a article at American Thinker on Europe's demise to Islam think maybe in 10 years they will scream for deliverance, just like when run by Nazis
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)
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By then it will be too late.

Europe is on a demographic decline that no amount of boning is going to resolve in 10 years.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (ESVrU)

95 76 Fuck these animals.
Bomb them into the pre-industrial age.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 07, 2026 04:37 PM (ufFY
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Bomb them to the age of Darius, then defeat their primitive army.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (cWLG3)

96 I don't know if this means it go blown up or what."

You've lost another submarine?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (XuXeR)

97 A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

Which NATO countries are participating and with what assets?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

98 Do we have to land the planes when we drop them off?

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (O2Cdw)

99 That Iranian's house is bizarre - not the style in West Hollywood or Beverly Hills. So I looked it up, and yep- she lives in Tujunga. Another person who is faking their lifestyle on instagram. Shocker.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (lCppi)

100 But the pampered niece and grand-niece of Iran's top terror commander and Austere Religious Scholar Qasem Soleimani -- assassinated by airstrike by Trump in his first term -- were just arrested by ICE and scheduled for deportation.

This is one of those stories I don't think anyone would have believed 30 years ago.

Some jihadi leader's niece is living as a THOT in the US?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

101 54 I've seen reports of 4,000 visas of Iranian regime officials have been cancelled.

How in the F have we allowed so many?

The sane number is ZERO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM

I feel the same way and they need to get rid of the cartel kids and wives that live here too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (BYQWO)

102 43 31. Not tough for me. She has flown back to Iran four times and when she arrives back in the USA, is full of praise for Iran, and is constantly fomenting crap about how bad the US is. Back to Iran she goes and I hope they send her portfolio of soft porn photos with her.
Posted by: jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:32 PM (x3YfK)

She committed fraud. She requested asylum and was granted it AND THEN FLEW BACK FOUR TIMES in just a few years to a place she said she was deathly afraid to ever return to. Not only would I send her back, but I'd prohibit her from ever returning.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (tOcjL)

103
I'd love to know how the arrests went. Surely, there's all kinds of bodycam footage? Also more at intake? (salivates lightly)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (n7rxJ)

104 I could've swore we had some drooling troll on here a few days ago denying these hideous Iranian women were related. Soleimani is a very common name, you stupid and gullible Trump magats!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (qBdHI)

105 Aretha was one fat, kinky bitch."

You better think!

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (XuXeR)

106 I’m going with lights out in Iran tonight, or some intermediate move that shows times up.

Maybe an MEU with a bunch of 20 somethings who just finished two Monsters and have a Zyn pack in their cheeks take Kharg Island.

Either way. Popcorn.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (xQK38)

107 Got transferred from hospital to rehab. In a room with a chatty guy who has no legs below the knees. I guess bad gout in knees ain't so rough. All a matter of perspective

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (19SAM)

108 Dear Ace,

If you need a vacation from us, take it. I could possibly live for a week without you if you need rest.

I would invite you here to the castle. However, my husband would tell you that you wouldn't get a moments rest here, either. For many reasons.

Do it! Unvarnish your lungs and brain and do it!
xoxo
CBtheGreat

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (WONhk)

109 The son of Iran's chief of propaganda lives in, get this, California, and makes his living, get this, teaching schoolchildren.

Boy, the NY Post is working overtime to make their site as unreadable as possible.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (I/0M6)

110 OH WAIT, dammit, I read an old tweet. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)

111 I've seen reports of 4,000 visas of Iranian regime officials have been cancelled.

How in the F have we allowed so many?

The sane number is ZERO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

*stares blankly*
*soils pants*

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (P7vXf)

112 104 I could've swore we had some drooling troll on here a few days ago denying these hideous Iranian women were related. Soleimani is a very common name, you stupid and gullible Trump magats!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (qBdHI)

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I think anyone in America, native born citizen or temporary visa holder, who advocates for Sharia and Islamic Law should be granted a free one-way ticket to Kabul, deposited by parachute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (mdSmG)

113 90 2028 is wide open
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)

You think so? I would say that the coming Anointing by Trump will be decisive, but of course who the Anointed will be IS unknown.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)

114 I think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

I hope that's not the case. The worst possible outcome for us is having spent a month giving everyone heartburn with the airstrikes, we just give up and sail home only to have them rebuild their missile and nuke program while Trump's attention is elsewhere, and eventually once he leaves office. If that happens, then all that will have been accomplished is filling them with a desire for revenge.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (vSvIl)

115 All these posts and nobody said I’d hit it.

Who are you people?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (xQK38)

116 We were talking about groundhogs here yesterday. According to the range map on Wikipedia, groundhogs are found in 38 states, plus DC.

But their range seems to cutoff at the Texas border. I wonder if the Texas cattlemen exterminated them, due to the dangers their burrows pose to cattle and horses. Any Texans out there know? The accompanying Wikipedia article is silent.

(Yeah, I'm a nature geek, among many other species of geek.)

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

117 That's a whole lotta plastic in that creature of a woman. Jesus, she looks awful.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (qBdHI)

118 Must be nice to be the thot spawn of a mullah.
Go abroad on a whole nation's credit-card and mount every dick in a fifteen kilometer radius. Then go home now and then to help torture Iranian women cuter than you, which is most of them. Then go jet off to some other country and mount the dicks there. Nice work if you can get it

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (gKWVE)

119 114 I hope that's not the case. The worst possible outcome for us is having spent a month giving everyone heartburn with the airstrikes, we just give up and sail home only to have them rebuild their missile and nuke program while Trump's attention is elsewhere, and eventually once he leaves office. If that happens, then all that will have been accomplished is filling them with a desire for revenge.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (vSvIl)

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Trump and other officials have outlined the requirements of a ceasefire since day one.

The end of the ballistic missile program is one element of that. There's also the end of nuclear weapons pursuit and the end of funding terrorist proxies.

These things would not be accomplished with a gentleman's handshake but with fanged enforcement and inspections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (mdSmG)

120 >> I think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.


I am looking forward to you being pleasantly surprised at how well this works out.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (TLp3A)

121 Got transferred from hospital to rehab. "

Hope it all works out. Rehab can be tough...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (XuXeR)

122 You think so? I would say that the coming Anointing by Trump will be decisive, but of course who the Anointed will be IS unknown.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)

Yes, absolutely. Not sure he will be anointing anyone anytime soon.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)

123 >>> Interesting development - not the muzzie chick, she developed ok - A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

Don't tell me you lost another submarine, Yuri.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)

124 123 Don't tell me you lost another submarine, Yuri.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)

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Not everything's movies, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (mdSmG)

125 All these posts and nobody said I’d hit it"

Old news.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (XuXeR)

126 >>> 3 The only thing that could make this better is film of them being dragged out of their mansions and then the other film of them landing in Tehran in their medieval rags.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (n7rxJ)

After being dropped from what altitude?

Posted by: just asking questions at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (9vFyc)

127 Great tits but a butterface.

I've done worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

128 >>>If you need a vacation from us, take it. I could possibly live for a week without you if you need rest.

Oh thank you, how nice. But I'm okay. It's a short week.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

129 Reportedly the deal via the Pakistanis is that as gestures of goodwill, Trump forbears for 2 weeks and Iran allows ship traffic through the straight for 2 weeks

I don't see Israel sitting still for 2 weeks tho

And I don't see Iran allowing US and Israel shipping thru, everyone else, yes

Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (OUE/9)

130 >>All these posts and nobody said I’d hit it.

>Who are you people?


In my defense, Sir...they did not show any pictures of her pet Goat.

Posted by: Mohammed at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (TLp3A)

131 In the dark, all cats are gray...

Attributed to Franklin
Posted by: man

I think it's older than that. I think I've seen it attributed to Philippe II, Duke of Orléans, Regent of France under the young Louis XV.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

132 123 >>> Interesting development - not the muzzie chick, she developed ok - A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

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Cite?

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (cWLG3)

133 Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 04:42 PM (19SAM)

Glad you are out of the hospital. Maybe your recovery continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (OYsYV)

134 Chinese and Russians are urging Iran to hold on and not cut a deal. They’re betting exactly what you said Ace. They think if Iran hangs on long enough Trump will fold and give them a better deal. This is now dragging on the economy and people’s daily cost of living. If inflation creeps up we’re going to lose everything we gained. Trump knows that. So does the enemy. That’s also why I don’t think the power plant bombing is a bluff. Only a bold move will end this.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (xQK38)

135 I’m going with lights out in Iran tonight, or some intermediate move that shows times up.

Maybe an MEU with a bunch of 20 somethings who just finished two Monsters and have a Zyn pack in their cheeks take Kharg Island.

Either way. Popcorn.
Posted by: Marcus T


No boots on the ground, but would not mind if we took all their islands, and kept them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (/lPRQ)

136 The sane number is ZERO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

*stares blankly*
*soils pants*
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (P7vXf)


"Today, former President Biden showed the world he still has his legendary powers of concentration as well as introducing a new fragrance that hearkens back to an earlier, more innocent, age."

Posted by: This. Is. CNN. at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (eOFY+)

137 114 I think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

Yes, Trump wanted this wrapped by Easter...didn't happen. I wish it did, but war is unpredictable. And you know that going in.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (tOcjL)

138 Not everything's movies, bruh."

Scroll up...

/whimpers

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (XuXeR)

139 But their range seems to cutoff at the Texas border. I wonder if the Texas cattlemen exterminated them, due to the dangers their burrows pose to cattle and horses. Any Texans out there know? The accompanying Wikipedia article is silent.

(Yeah, I'm a nature geek, among many other species of geek.)
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)
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You try digging in the dirt down here and tell me how that goes for you. My guess is it's the same reason that pretty much nobody has a basement in their house.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)

140 Ace earlier today: "I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens."

Been some pretty heavy posts today, turns out.

Posted by: mindful webworker - reading reading reading at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (Qlfju)

141 128 >>>If you need a vacation from us, take it. I could possibly live for a week without you if you need rest.

Oh thank you, how nice. But I'm okay. It's a short week.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

I imagine that sometimes we are like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (pDt9x)

142
Varnishing shelves? Keep your phone with you just in case, Ace.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (Y8DZL)

143 It has begun...................

IAF has just hammered Iranian bridges, RR Depots, and the Tehran Airport as well as the US hitting Kharg Island.........

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (ZWcdc)

144 >>>Chinese and Russians are urging Iran to hold on and not cut a deal. They’re betting exactly what you said Ace. They think if Iran hangs on long enough Trump will fold and give them a better deal. This is now dragging on the economy and people’s daily cost of living. If inflation creeps up we’re going to lose everything we gained. Trump knows that. So does the enemy. That’s also why I don’t think the power plant bombing is a bluff. Only a bold move will end this.

yeah that's how I see it but I don't think the power plant bombing will change the situation. It'll just be the IRGC that has power (via personal generators) while everyone else goes without.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

145 The simple, cliched but correct answer continues to be, they’re not anti-war, they’re just on the other side.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (rcyPU)

146 14 Muslims don't belong in the United States. Deport them. All of them.
Posted by: Crusader at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)


Name checks out. I support banishing both Marxists and Muhammadans, presumably by Constitutional amendment.

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (Sy6m/)

147 Trump has previously noted that the Iranians have NEVER honored an agreement made with anyone else in the world. Let alone one with the West.

There will be no end but the end Trump desires.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (TLp3A)

148 >>>Ace earlier today: "I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens."
Been some pretty heavy posts today, turns out.

no that was yesterday. I took off yesterday.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)

149 i have been amazed that quite a few relatives of high-ranking Iranian officials have been living and working legally here in the U.S.

They should all be rounded up and held hostage for about 400 days.
Seems justified.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)

150 No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

151 A large-scale NATO military operation is underway searching for a Russian submarine believed to have threatened the US aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford in the Norwegian Sea.

Which NATO countries are participating and with what assets?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

The USN is probably the only navy there.

Russian subs shadowing US carriers was a common cold war game.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+)

152 think Trump wants a deal. He didn't want the operation to go past 4-5 weeks and we're coming to the end of that. I don't think the regime is going to be driven out without ground forces and the civvies just don't have the arms to do it.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

ace, have you seen the pictorial chart of people who were eliminated and those who were not? and where they line up, which branches ? It is very revealing.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)

153 Oh thank you, how nice. But I'm okay. It's a short week.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

I only say this as a former nurse.And always a mother hen. Like a Marine, I take care of people through the ether.

Not that you need my permission, boss.

I simply care and want you happy. Go to the UK in the spring, as it is glorious. Just remember bacon to throw at the barbarians. I'd love to hike the Lake District and never got to. Do it for me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)

154 >>>150 No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.

without weapons?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)

155 the niece of former IRGC leader Qasem Soleimani

She should be deported for wearing those tinfoil pants. As Dolly Parton once said, " it takes a lot of money to look this cheap."

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (0Htd1)

156 Ace, how was your Easter?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (77rzZ)

157 Cite?"

Right over there...*points at map*

Oh, "cite"

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (XuXeR)

158 >>>156 Ace, how was your Easter?

okay, and yours?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)

159 Hi, ChristyBlinky.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (77rzZ)

160 > yeah that's how I see it but I don't think the power plant bombing will change the situation. It'll just be the IRGC that has power (via personal generators) while everyone else goes without.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

Firing up generators makes them a target. We may want do do it for that reason alone. We have total surveillance over their comms. That’s how we smoked the intelligence chief and his sidekick. They were sending out orders to people looking for the WSO. Adios douche bags.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (xQK38)

161 >>No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.


It always comes back to The Beatles with you Boomers.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (TLp3A)

162 I had to apologize to Garrett the other day too, ace. Just couldn’t resist the low hanging fruit (like Garrett on a toddler’s monkey bars)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (rcyPU)

163 Ace needs a laugh.
Some of you said you've done worse.

I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

LinusVanPelt comfirmed she's female. But I'd hate to fight her.

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)

164 It has begun...................

IAF has just hammered Iranian bridges, RR Depots, and the Tehran Airport as well as the US hitting Kharg Island.........
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (ZWcdc)

Hope none of those peeps hanging around the power stations were hurt. LOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+)

165 I am 100% fine with every last green card being revoked, and then all the green card printers being smashed with sledgehammers. Foreign devils go home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (BI5O2)

166 56 Ace, how was your Easter?

okay, and yours?
Posted by: ace

Very nice. My wife made a delicious lamb stew, and our son came over and ate Easter dinner with us.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

167 I think anyone in America, native born citizen or temporary visa holder, who advocates for Sharia and Islamic Law should be granted a free one-way ticket to Kabul, deposited by parachute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (mdSmG)

Parachute?
You're too nice. Pinochet showed us the way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (xcxpd)

168 144 >>>Chinese and Russians are urging Iran to hold on and not cut a deal. They’re betting exactly what you said Ace. They think if Iran hangs on long enough Trump will fold and give them a better deal. This is now dragging on the economy and people’s daily cost of living. If inflation creeps up we’re going to lose everything we gained. Trump knows that. So does the enemy. That’s also why I don’t think the power plant bombing is a bluff. Only a bold move will end this.

yeah that's how I see it but I don't think the power plant bombing will change the situation. It'll just be the IRGC that has power (via personal generators) while everyone else goes without.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

I said this morning I think we need to take the oil (Kharg) for Iran to quit...we'll see if we do that...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (tOcjL)

169 There will be no end but the end Trump desires."

Sounds Frank Herbert...ish

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (XuXeR)

170 I don't know why the media keeps saying the 2 gals lived a lavish lifestyle in Hollywood. The niece bought a home in Tujunga, which is a middle class area, for 500K 3-4 years ago. She rented out the bungalow-style home to a piano tuner and lived in a crappy looking ADU behind the home. There were photos of her Tesla with Hermes pillows strewn around with some other shopping bags etc. But other than that, nothing screamed lavish at all.

Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

171 154 >>>150 No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.

without weapons?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)

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It happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (mdSmG)

172 SkankWatch? I have a Skank to report.

As cruel as expected.

Is that a nude with a dress photoshopped on? The location of the dress doesn't seem to have much relation to the location of her breasts implants.

I love the natural look.

The only thing natural in that picture is the masculine jawline. I assume that's her next plastic surgery target.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (VHUov)

173 Had a dental implant yesterday morning. Not at all what I thought it would be like.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)

174 I'll vote for a communist who promises to overturn the American copyright system and return it to 28 years plus an optional extra 28 that must be applied for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:40 PM (mdSmG)

Hear, hear!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (N1DT3)

175 163 Ace needs a laugh.
Some of you said you've done worse.

I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

LinusVanPelt comfirmed she's female. But I'd hate to fight her.

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)

That's a man, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

176 Bet Barky and Auto-Pen administration let the Iranians in

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)

177 She looks like a professional ball handler. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s a respectable profession.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (xQK38)

178 Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04

So, Bulg- what ages will you be tutoring and what subjects?. I think that's a really good job for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (OYsYV)

179 >>without weapons?


There are plenty of weapons to be had in a war zone. It only takes a few to get the snowball rolling down the mountain.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (TLp3A)

180 No power, fuel, water, food, there will soon be some kind of revolution.

Things won't get really bad until there are no phones, no lights, no motor cars. Not a single luxury.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)

181 They don't comment on the butchering of protestors in Iran because we are the oppressors in this battle I guess. Everything through a Marxist lens.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (qWalT)

182 167 I think anyone in America, native born citizen or temporary visa holder, who advocates for Sharia and Islamic Law should be granted a free one-way ticket to Kabul, deposited by parachute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:43 PM (mdSmG)

Parachute?
You're too nice. Pinochet showed us the way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (xcxpd)

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I'm ultimately a humanitarian at heart.

And I made a reference to The Young Pope. Any time Ferello (Secretary of State) was disappointed in a bishop, he'd send them to Kabul.

(The Young Pope > The New Pope....but not by much. Sort of okay...and both very overlong. But The New Pope has sexy nuns dancing for most of its opening credits, which is a win.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (mdSmG)

183

There are bolt ons, and then there are what appear to be hot glued ons

Posted by: imp at April 07, 2026 04:54 PM (ppcD5)

184 Trump and other officials have outlined the requirements of a ceasefire since day one.

The end of the ballistic missile program is one element of that. There's also the end of nuclear weapons pursuit and the end of funding terrorist proxies.

These things would not be accomplished with a gentleman's handshake but with fanged enforcement and inspections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:45 PM (mdSmG)

Yeah, but there's the whole art of the deal thing, where you always ask for way more than you actually want so that you can negotiate down to what you want and let the other guy pretend he got something.

Just to be clear, I was responding to ace's observation that Trump may be looking for an out. I don't think that's the case, but I worry about what the gap between what he's demanding and what he actually wants it.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (vSvIl)

185
I imagine that sometimes we are like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:48 PM (pDt9x)

No, he loves me. I try to behave and mostly succeed.

He's tired. I can tell. I hope he's healthy but he's always so TGIF I can tell. Pretty much the biggest Moron here, but I sense he's tired and needs a recharge.

If he left and took this blog with him I might die from the lack of sanity here.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (WONhk)

186 I’ve tried to tell people for years the Kurds are not all they were cranked up to be. It’s why nobody has really pushed to help them too much, including Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (xQK38)

187 I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51

What you talkin' bout Willis?

Posted by: Arnold at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (IifOV)

188 I can fix her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (u73oe)

189 >>>There are plenty of weapons to be had in a war zone. It only takes a few to get the snowball rolling down the mountain.

that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)

190 I was the dumbass that said he'd hit the arrested statue of liberty the other day and even I wouldn't hit that Iranian chick with Ace's dick and garret doing the pushing.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (oqH4h)

191 "without weapons?"

Why would Trump tell the Iranian regime that the population didn't get the weapons that we were sending?

I think it's misdirection.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (XDWwQ)

192 173. In what way?

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (YdKYA)

193 184 Yeah, but there's the whole art of the deal thing, where you always ask for way more than you actually want so that you can negotiate down to what you want and let the other guy pretend he got something.

Just to be clear, I was responding to ace's observation that Trump may be looking for an out. I don't think that's the case, but I worry about what the gap between what he's demanding and what he actually wants it.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (vSvIl)

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His demands have escalated to "end of a civilization". He continues to work back to the 4 basic demands that he must have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (mdSmG)

194 185

If he left and took this blog with him I might die from the lack of sanity here.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (WONhk)

Well, there’s always Zero Hedge -

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (pDt9x)

195 Trump said the Kurds, or the middle-men, took the weapons meant for the Iranian people.

I thought that was odd to reveal.
So it might be more misdirection from Trump.

Could be the Kurds did take weapons, but it doesn’t mean we didn’t try again to send more.

Could be, also, that Trump is just screwing with what’s left of the Iranian leadership’s heads.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)

196 Most people in the Wesh have no idea how many of the Iranian elites have sent their children to schools and "refugee centers" where they can grow up in a non-mullah environment as well as have oversight of the family wealth that had been smuggled out of Iran. Literally thousands of kids. In Germany, England, France, and elsewhere. Upon reaching adulthood, they would apply for schooling in England, Canada and the US, thereby evading any return back to Iran.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (2WIwB)

197 163 Ace needs a laugh.
Some of you said you've done worse.

I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

LinusVanPelt comfirmed she's female. But I'd hate to fight her.

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)

DAYUM!
I'm sure her penis is very feminine.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (I/0M6)

198 >>>187 I posted this yesterday but here's Different Strokes star Todd Bridges wife. The entertainment weekly site.

dude, that's a dude.

was it willis or the younger one who got molested by that bike store pedophile? On the show, I mean, though I imagine a lot of that stuff happened for real in Hollywood.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)

199 So, Bulg- what ages will you be tutoring and what subjects?. I think that's a really good job for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Reading and writing. Maybe basic arithmetic.

Thursday is my first day of training. They're going to have me take the verbal portion of the SAT. LOL

I rocked that when I took it the first time in 1983. I believe they've dumbed it down since then, so I expect to Elric Blade it this time.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

200 27
These girls have also had a bit of plastic surgery. The one is on her way to Lauren Sanchez.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


They had to get rid of the Danny Thomas nose?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (0Htd1)

201 See, you have to look at it in totality. What Trump said, what Pahlavi said, what people close to Trump are saying...

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (GD0B3)

202 Enjoy your homeland, bitches!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (NpAcC)

203 >>>There are plenty of weapons to be had in a war zone. It only takes a few to get the snowball rolling down the mountain.

that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)

Not if the cops have run off and left the place because their bosses are safe in a bunker...well safer.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)

204 189 >>>There are plenty of weapons to be had in a war zone. It only takes a few to get the snowball rolling down the mountain.

that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)

Or you have to turn a few folks in the station and have them open the doors for you...(women are very useful here)...

There is more than one way to execute a plan...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (tOcjL)

205 It will be very ugly. Apocalyptic ugly.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

206 What the hell is wrong with her face? We should stay the deportation until she can sue her plastic surgeon...or her mother and father if that is her original mug.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (n9ltV)

207 >>that's a big first step though. You have to commit to suffering 90% casualties just to get hold of that first police station's armory. And it won't have infinite ammunition either.


We have been destroying the IRGC Forces for 4 weeks.

There are plenty of Weapons on the ground, already.

You would also have to assume that Israel has not been smuggling in arms for over a decade.

Like I said, I think you will be surprised when this tips over and the Iranian people seek their vengeance on the regime.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (TLp3A)

208 There are bolt ons, and then there are what appear to be hot glued ons

--

Hers look so fake they're probably press-ons. Looks like she went to the plastic surgeon and asked to look like Kim Kardashian and the current-day Mickey Rourke.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (qBdHI)

209 The cops won't have any power water or food either.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

210 Remind me when the locals are willing to fight for their country?

There’s never going to be a surrender here, it’s just killing every last one of them. And I don’t think we have the stomach for a prolonged war in Iran that will cost trillions.

Just continue striking the leadership and let the global community that so hates the US figure out what to do with their straits of Hormuz that we don’t need

Posted by: Maroon at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (959cM)

211 >>was it willis or the younger one who got molested by that bike store pedophile?


It was Dudley.

Arnold left him there to be diddled.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (TLp3A)

212 207 We have been destroying the IRGC Forces for 4 weeks.

There are plenty of Weapons on the ground, already.

You would also have to assume that Israel has not been smuggling in arms for over a decade.

Like I said, I think you will be surprised when this tips over and the Iranian people seek their vengeance on the regime.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (TLp3A)

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Iran is not giving up its strategic holds of Eastern Iraq by calling the militias into Iran because the IRGC is feeling strong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (mdSmG)

213 What the hell is wrong with her face? We should stay the deportation until she can sue her plastic surgeon...or her mother and father if that is her original mug.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (n9ltV)

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"IT'S A MAN, BABY!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (TbhYO)

214 192 173. In what way?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (YdKYA)

Quick. And painless. And no pain today. And no swelling. The only weird part was the drilling into the bone. From their conversation it was like oil exploration. Fairly noisy. I wonder if they use a Dremel?

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (pDt9x)

215 195 Trump said the Kurds, or the middle-men, took the weapons meant for the Iranian people.

I thought that was odd to reveal.
So it might be more misdirection from Trump.

Could be the Kurds did take weapons, but it doesn’t mean we didn’t try again to send more.

Could be, also, that Trump is just screwing with what’s left of the Iranian leadership’s heads.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)

Could be Trump wants Iran worried about an armed Kurd group (that has no intention of doing anything)...while the actual people rise up...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (tOcjL)

216 What the hell is wrong with her face? "

Dr Schlotkin...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (XuXeR)

217 I don't know why the media keeps saying the 2 gals lived a lavish lifestyle in Hollywood. The niece bought a home in Tujunga, which is a middle class area, for 500K 3-4 years ago. She rented out the bungalow-style home to a piano tuner and lived in a crappy looking ADU behind the home. There were photos of her Tesla with Hermes pillows strewn around with some other shopping bags etc. But other than that, nothing screamed lavish at all.
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

The best thing you can say about Tujunga is that at least it's not Pacoima.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (lCppi)

218 "without weapons?"

Why would Trump tell the Iranian regime that the population didn't get the weapons that we were sending?

I think it's misdirection.
Posted by: Richard Cranium


He should have had SF in there when the carrier fleet started heading in that direction.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (/lPRQ)

219 Or you have to turn a few folks in the station and have them open the doors for you...(women are very useful here)...

There is more than one way to execute a plan...


It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

220 219 It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

========

"SPOILERS!"
-reading the Iliad, waiting for the Trojan Horse that will never come

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (mdSmG)

221 I don't know... The fact that Trump said exactly where he would hit seems odd now to me... He had to know they would try to do something rash to "protect" those... Meaning human shields.... Either it's a bluff and he's not gonna do it, or he plans to hit something else.... Who knows...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (IJL3x)

222 >>Could be Trump wants Iran worried about an armed Kurd group


I think that was more of a check to Turkey, honestly.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (TLp3A)

223 I hope all their properties, cars, baubles, designer clothes and bank accounts have been confiscated.

Deport them with thrift store jeans and a dirty tshirt.

Allow them to take NOTHING with them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TXEHw)

224 Re: Todd Bridges being married to a crossdressing man

I always assume child actors were abused in some horrible way. This could be one of the several sad outcomes we've seen in and around Hollywood.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (aZm/F)

225 >>It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.


What if we built the Iranian People a Giant Badger?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TLp3A)

226 The leaflet drops need to begin.

Bounties on IRGC members.
Bounties on Basaaj

The sooner these bastards are gone, the sooner reconstruction and an economy can begin.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (IifOV)

227 It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

pretty much the only way until gunpowder was invented.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)

228 173 Had a dental implant yesterday morning. Not at all what I thought it would be like.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)

But you will get close to the Baron before you die. You will be tied and drugged, but you can still attack. You can still attack! When you see the Baron, you will have a new poison gas tooth. He'll want you close so he can gloat over you. One bite on this tooth, and a strong exhale...

Posted by: Dr. Wellington Yueh, DDS at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TbWk/)

229 220 219 It's astonishing how often in antiquity the siege of a city was ended by someone on the inside opening the gates.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

========

"SPOILERS!"
-reading the Iliad, waiting for the Trojan Horse that will never come
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (mdSmG)

And then the Sacking, always the Sacking. Rape, Pillage, Plunder. For the Booty!!

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (pDt9x)

230 Hers look so fake they're probably press-ons. Looks like she went to the plastic surgeon and asked to look like Kim Kardashian and the current-day Mickey Rourke.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:58 PM (qBdHI)


Those brows look like they are electrical tape cutouts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2026 05:02 PM (NtVYv)

231 31 This is a tough one for me. It's do the Sins of the Father become punishment for the children.

I'd give her three choices. Denounce the current Iranian government and stay. Be deported to Iran... or... be deported to Spain, which has shown itself to be an Iranian Ally.
Posted by: Romeo13

This is why we lose.

I’d give her a parachute and drop her somewhere in the middle of Iran.

Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (iF0mU)

232 I don't know... The fact that Trump said exactly where he would hit seems odd now to me... He had to know they would try to do something rash to "protect" those... Meaning human shields.... Either it's a bluff and he's not gonna do it, or he plans to hit something else.... Who knows...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (IJL3x)

well the lists already quoted mention trains, military targets and Kharg Island....not power stations.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)

233 214. Thanks for the reply. I’m due next month for mine after an extraction last summer and a bone graft.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (YdKYA)

234 228 173 Had a dental implant yesterday morning. Not at all what I thought it would be like.
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)

But you will get close to the Baron before you die. You will be tied and drugged, but you can still attack. You can still attack! When you see the Baron, you will have a new poison gas tooth. He'll want you close so he can gloat over you. One bite on this tooth, and a strong exhale...
Posted by: Dr. Wellington Yueh, DDS at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TbWk/)


So THAT’S why they were all smirking when I walked out!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (pDt9x)

235 I keep hearing how hot persian women are but damn those are some scary looking broads

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (El6/E)

236 Tousi keeps talking about an Iranian force calling themselves "the Immortal Guard." I'd like that to be real, but I dunno.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (1wjle)

237 235 I keep hearing how hot persian women are but damn those are some scary looking broads
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (El6/E)


Put the burqa's back...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (IJL3x)

238 was it willis or the younger one who got molested by that bike store pedophile? On the show, I mean, though I imagine a lot of that stuff happened for real in Hollywood.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:57 P

That was a very special Arnold episode IIRC

5pm

CBC - Canada calls for restraint, Pakistan peace deal, is this a war crime

CNN - outrageous, rediculous threat....says Tapper

MS Now - Iran, human chains, Israel and US vombing through the day. Chick has her sad, concerned face on. US military leaders may face legal jeopardy

FoxNews .... The Five. Is hottie Emily there....not sure...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)

239 I keep hearing how hot persian women are but damn those are some scary looking broads
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (El6/E)

Persian bone structure mixes poorly with modern plastic surgery trends and diet drugs.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+)

240
236 Tousi keeps talking about an Iranian force calling themselves "the Immortal Guard." I'd like that to be real, but I dunno.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (1wjle)

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Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?

Is it an ancient Persian thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)

241 ***violent militants who stormed the US Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days.
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And they've been murdering innocent people ever since.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (F24MQ)

242 235 I keep hearing how hot persian women are but damn those are some scary looking broads

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM

Look like the Klingon sisters Lursa & B'Etor of the House of Duras.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (IifOV)

243 217 I don't know why the media keeps saying the 2 gals lived a lavish lifestyle in Hollywood. The niece bought a home in Tujunga, which is a middle class area, for 500K 3-4 years ago. She rented out the bungalow-style home to a piano tuner and lived in a crappy looking ADU behind the home. There were photos of her Tesla with Hermes pillows strewn around with some other shopping bags etc. But other than that, nothing screamed lavish at all.
Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

The best thing you can say about Tujunga is that at least it's not Pacoima.
__________________
That's very true! Or parts of North Hollywood and Van Nuys, where my husband grew up......

Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y)

244 The funniest thing now would be for Ben Affleck to get canceled for having made Argo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)

245 I’m getting some man-vibes from that whoring THOT. Or at least ‘so filtered it could be a man’ vibes.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (f1Wg/)

246 >>>Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?
Is it an ancient Persian thing?

yes, The Immortals.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (1wjle)

247 Either it's a bluff and he's not gonna do it, or he plans to hit something else.... Who knows...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:00 PM (IJL3x)

—————

I think it’s misdirection. Just my opinion, but I think they hit military targets tonight and harder than ever before. Not just command and control, but all military installations with the goal of reducing the IRGC and the Basij to blown up buildings and body parts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (u73oe)

248 233 214. Thanks for the reply. I’m due next month for mine after an extraction last summer and a bone graft.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM (YdKYA)

It was a pleasant surprise. I have dental insurance and it covers all but a few hundred bucks. That’s a blessing. I have one more after this one. My dentist is an oral surgeon who has done maybe thousands of them.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (pDt9x)

249 What if we built the Iranian People a Giant Badger?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TLp3A)

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And the IRGC a Giant Goat?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (TbhYO)

250 246 >>>Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?
Is it an ancient Persian thing?

yes, The Immortals.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (1wjle)

======

Never read the comic. Never liked the movie.

But the memory was back there somewhere...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (mdSmG)

251 Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?

Is it an ancient Persian thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)

Scissor me, Xerxes!

Posted by: MS. Garrison at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (TbWk/)

252 It was Dudley.

Arnold left him there to be diddled.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:59 PM 

Thanks for the correction.
It'd be tough to be cute and funny after that...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (Sco7b)

253 CBC - Canada calls for restraint, Pakistan peace deal, is this a war crime

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)

Funny, I remember all sorts of bloody minded threats from Canadians during the Tariff kerfluffe about cutting off power to Red States in Winter.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)

254 I don't think Trump makes idle threats.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (aZm/F)

255 That guy isn't teaching anything, he is indoctrination

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)

256 And then the Sacking, always the Sacking. Rape, Pillage, Plunder. For the Booty!!
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (pDt9x)

Asculum Picenum. Pompey Strabo the Butcher.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)

257 FoxNews.....President Trump is supposed to address the 'peace proposal' soon.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)

258 Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?

Is it an ancient Persian thing?
-
I know it was their special unit in one of the Civilizations.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (vSvIl)

259 Only watching a little bit a couple of times
Tousi is a poor knock off of Smoke and Scan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (F24MQ)

260
Didn't Frank Miller include some unit of elite soldiers in 300 called the Immortals?

Is it an ancient Persian thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:05 PM (mdSmG)


The Immortals were an elite military unit of the Achaemenid Empire, consisting of 10,000 heavy infantry who served as both the emperor's personal guard and a key part of the standing army. Their name comes from the practice of immediately replacing any member who was killed or incapacitated, maintaining their number and giving the impression of being invincible.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)

261 >>Thanks for the correction.
It'd be tough to be cute and funny after that...

It's a scathing indictment of our Legal System that that guy was able to go on to run one of the largest Radio Stations in the Mid-West.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (TLp3A)

262 I think it’s misdirection. Just my opinion, but I think they hit military targets tonight and harder than ever before. Not just command and control, but all military installations with the goal of reducing the IRGC and the Basij to blown up buildings and body parts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (u73oe)

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Yeah, I think it's a feint for Trump to come out and just blatantly say "bridges and power plants" and "destroy a civilization."

He's a lot of things but he's NOT a guy that telegraphs his next punch like that. Not ever.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (oqH4h)

263 I’ve tried to tell people for years the Kurds are not all they were cranked up to be. It’s why nobody has really pushed to help them too much, including Trump.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (xQK3
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I think people confuse Druze with Kurds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (RIvkX)

264 258 I know it was their special unit in one of the Civilizations.

Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (vSvIl)

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I didn't want to bring in the real, hard histories, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (mdSmG)

265 257 FoxNews.....President Trump is supposed to address the 'peace proposal' soon.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)


You can't trust them... Simple as that... And will Israel agree to a "peace" proposal from Iran ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (IJL3x)

266 The Immortals was a quick (for the day) force that was constantly replenished... thus the name.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (XuXeR)

267 Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

That's great! I think you like to help people and are a smart guy. That was one of my favorite jobs.: Tutoring people at the writing and math lab at the college where my mother was a professor. And that's happily where I met Mr. Fen who was a tutor as well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (OYsYV)

268 Less than two and a half hours till

Reining Hell

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (F24MQ)

269
I'd also like to know something about this girl's social media accounts. How many followers did she have, and who were they? Did she post in Persian or English? I can't see Iranian refugee types loving her. But would they know who she is? Did she have 10s or 100s of thousands of like-minded America haters? Maybe her followers should be looked at, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (n7rxJ)

270 I suspect they’ll be enough progress in the peace talks to give cover to an extension of the deadline. If not, then … oh well too bad.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (f1Wg/)

271 259 Only watching a little bit a couple of times
Tousi is a poor knock off of Smoke and Scan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (F24MQ)

Does he have a dog in the background running on a treadmill, that he periodically screams at while broadcasting??

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (pDt9x)

272 And Tarsem Singh's movie Immortals is an underappreciated gem of the sword and sandal epic genre.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (mdSmG)

273 >>I’ve tried to tell people for years the Kurds are not all they were cranked up to be. It’s why nobody has really pushed to help them too much, including Trump.


Depends on the Kurdish population you are talking about, I believe.

The ones in Northern Iran are not the ones in Northern Iraq. If I haven't mixed up my Kurds.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (TLp3A)

274 I think people confuse Druze with Kurds"

No whey?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (XuXeR)

275 And then the Sacking, always the Sacking. Rape, Pillage, Plunder. For the Booty!!
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:01 PM (pDt9x)

Asculum Picenum. Pompey Strabo the Butcher.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)

"Squinty" just blockaded that town until everyone was pretty much dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)

276 You can't trust them... Simple as that... And will Israel agree to a "peace" proposal from Iran ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:09 PM (IJL3x)

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Which begs the question, what do the Israelis have up their sleeve while Trump is "opening up the Strait of Hormuz?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (aZm/F)

277 I think people confuse Druze with Kurds.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (RIvkX)

—————-

Funny, she doesn’t look Druish!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (u73oe)

278 So THAT’S why they were all smirking when I walked out!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:03 PM


In my case, it was because the water was *cold*!

Posted by: George Constanza at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (0sNs1)

279 Today is International Beaver Day.

Morons, get your passports and...you know the rest.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (5rh/l)

280 Deal expected to be announced between US and Iran brokered by Pakistani Army Chief Field Marshal Asam Munir.

Can't see Israel allowing that though

Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (OUE/9)

281 Funny, I remember all sorts of bloody minded threats from Canadians during the Tariff kerfluffe about cutting off power to Red States in Winter.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO

Islamic life is most precious.

There's a Neil Diamond tribute playing at a fancy theater soon. It's been advertised. I say the song "America" gets quietly removed before the show ends....

I'd bet real AMERICAN money on it.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (Sco7b)

282 The Immortals were an elite military unit of the Achaemenid Empire, consisting of 10,000 heavy infantry who served as both the emperor's personal guard and a key part of the standing army. Their name comes from the practice of immediately replacing any member who was killed or incapacitated, maintaining their number and giving the impression of being invincible.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)

You didn't give me the proper attribution. Plagiarist!

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (TbWk/)

283 280 Deal expected to be announced between US and Iran brokered by Pakistani Army Chief Field Marshal Asam Munir.

Can't see Israel allowing that though
Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM (OUE/9)



Me either... It's just gonna prolong the inevitable

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (IJL3x)

284 If I haven't mixed up my Kurds.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (TLp3A)


I think you are whey off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (n9ltV)

285 Trump to Fox - 8pm is on.

Oh sweet. Emily is on today!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (Sco7b)

286 Today is International Beaver Day.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM


Big brown ones are the best.

Posted by: Primus at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (0sNs1)

287 Deal brokered by - Pakistan??? Nah, that’s a shooting yourself in the foot move, the Biden Touch.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:12 PM (pDt9x)

288
I think it’s misdirection. Just my opinion, but I think they hit military targets tonight and harder than ever before. Not just command and control, but all military installations with the goal of reducing the IRGC and the Basij to blown up buildings and body parts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Yup. This.

Pound them!

Then drop pork rinds on the rubble.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (9QN+C)

289 >>>And Tarsem Singh's movie Immortals is an underappreciated gem of the sword and sandal epic genre.

with Henry Cavil? Not a gem. Dumb stuff and crap CGI from one side of the screen to another.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

290 nah i'm just operating on low sleep and beavering away at posts while also varnishing like a loon. I just have to do the Cafe and I can relax... until the next varnishing.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

Varnishing? Is that code? Like shaking hands with Rosie Palm and her five sisters? Or 'wrestling my wookie'?

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (7gpcF)

291 Funny, she doesn’t look Druish!

She got a nose job

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (El6/E)

292 Tarsem Singh's movie Immortals is an underappreciated gem of the sword and sandal epic genre."

Was thinking about watching... Will do

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (XuXeR)

293 Persian bone structure mixes poorly with modern plastic surgery trends and diet drugs.
Posted by: Oldcat

The only successful plastic surgery in history was Marilyn Monroe's nose bob.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (Y8DZL)

294 Which begs the question, what do the Israelis have up their sleeve while Trump is "opening up the Strait of Hormuz?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (aZm/F)

What of the gays of Hormuz? Think of the oppression they face daily!

Posted by: You cis-het patriarchal homophobes! at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (TbWk/)

295 I find it hard to believe that Trump and Rubio will allow America to get involved in a shit deal. That's Obama and whoever was running Biden territory.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (aZm/F)

296 289 >>>And Tarsem Singh's movie Immortals is an underappreciated gem of the sword and sandal epic genre.

with Henry Cavil? Not a gem. Dumb stuff and crap CGI from one side of the screen to another.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

======

Okay...it's not great cinema.

It's style over substance.

But it looks real good the whole way through and has some real fun moments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (mdSmG)

297 >>>Was thinking about watching... Will do

it's lame. Watch the original Clash of the Titans instead.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (1wjle)

298 Gee it would be a shame for the Israelis to be excluded from a peace deal. A darn shame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (RIvkX)

299 286 Today is International Beaver Day.
Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 05:11 PM


June, I think the boy might be getting a little too much attention.

Posted by: Ward Cleaver at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (eOFY+)

300 If you are varnishing, boss, open a window or two. Otherwise the HQ could get - interesting indeed.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (pDt9x)

301 294 Which begs the question, what do the Israelis have up their sleeve while Trump is "opening up the Strait of Hormuz?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:10 PM (aZm/F)

What of the gays of Hormuz? Think of the oppression they face daily!
Posted by: You cis-het patriarchal homophobes! at April 07, 2026 05:13 PM (TbWk/)

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lol The one time I could have used autocorrect.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (aZm/F)

302
298 Gee it would be a shame for the Israelis to be excluded from a peace deal. A darn shame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 05:14 PM (RIvkX)

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Israel controls the world and will not allow anything to happen that it does not want.

Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (mdSmG)

303 The only successful plastic surgery in history was Marilyn Monroe's nose bob.

Probably the best in human history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (El6/E)

304 Ace is probably varnishing his new porch rocker.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)

Chinese Spy Humper and Treasonous Russia Hoaxer Eric Swalwell Accused of Sexual Harassment and Misusing Funds

Wow, a Democrat who uses his office to enrich himself and predate* upon underlings.

I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.

But believe all women amitire

MD Kittle at The Federalist:

The office of Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., offers internships "for college students to gain valuable work experience ... [and] absorb the many functions of a Congressional office." If the growing harassment allegations against the leftist lawmaker and leading Democrat candidate for California governor are true, Congress may want to put the kibosh on Swalwell's tutelage program for young women.

It seems the accomplice media has been too busy falling all over themselves in their absurd attempt to make Swalwell a martyr of President Donald Trump's "weaponization of law enforcement" to pay much attention to the women coming forward accusing the swamp rat of inappropriate sexual conduct.

Swalwell's flacks are furiously trying to explain away why the smarmy Democrat's campaign spent north of $300,000 on "private attorneys who specialize in white-collar criminal defense and employment law." They told KCRA 3 in Sacramento the payments were for legal guidance to fend off Trump's "retaliatory investigations" into Swalwell that have "put his family and staff at risk." After all, If you can't trust a morally corrupt congressman who fervently peddled the Russia collusion hoax, who can you trust?

'Pattern of Manipulation and Abuse of Power'

Cheyenne Hunt, a Democrat who in 2024 ran unsuccessfully for California's 45th Congressional District seat, posted on her social media sites that she has been "working with a number of women who are in the process of coming forward and sharing their stories of sexual harassment and even alleged abuse at the hands of Eric Swalwell." Hunt, who serves as executive director of the liberal organization Gen-Z for Change, claims a "major news outlet" is preparing to publish a story on the allegations.

"So let me be as clear and transparent about that as I safely can be," she said in a video posted to her Facebook page. "I am personally working with a group of women who want to come forward and share their stories. I am also aware of a much larger group that is also in this process that I am not personally working with."

Hunt says the group has pro bono legal representation to protect the victims' "legal and physical safety" as they share their experiences about Swalwell, adding that a number of women have come forward since a previous post last month. In that post she accused Swalwell of having a "predatory history toward women."

Meanwhile, Trump appears to have made a major mistake in California. He endorsed Republican Steve Hilton for governor. The problem is that this is a jungle primary and there was no need to endorse either Republican yet -- both can win the jungle primary and then face each other mano a mano -- no Democrat candidate! -- in the general. But this means it's likely that Hilton will cannibalize a big chunk of his Republican rival's support, and easily win the jungle primary -- along with a Democrat, who will then go on to easily beat him.

This is Mark Halperin's analysis but I don't see any fault with it. The only way a Republican can win in California -- unless Californians are finally so sick of Democrats they'll go against 50 years of voting history for a change -- is to run against another Republican. This increases the odds that Hilton will lose the governor's race.



The Chinese sent Fang Fang to honeypot VDH, too.

But he said it was an obvious honeytrap and told her to try her luck with someone with less control over his bowels.

Cruel.


* Yeah I said predate and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:23 PM




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1 The Blade dives into hell, battles demons, kicks them in the pee-pee, and returns with … a FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

2 Somebody on the left is targeting swalwell. This is not random it is a coordinated attack from the left.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)

3 Love blue on blue.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:26 PM (8avO+)

4 Trump with a stupid endorsement? Many such cases!

Posted by: UA113 at April 07, 2026 03:26 PM (cz34i)

5 Why is this coming out now? The same thing I thought about Kristi Noem's weird husband, why now?

I'm sure all of this is an open secret.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (FW5m7)

6 He's so swarmy.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (NFX2v)

7 Meanwhile, Trump appears to have made a major mistake in California. He endorsed Republican Steve Hilton for governor. The problem is that this is a jungle primary and there was no need to endorse either Republican yet -- both can win the jungle primary and then face each other mano a mano -- no Democrat candidate! -- in the general. But this means it's likely that Hilton will cannibalize a big chunk of his Republican rival's support, and easily win the jungle primary -- along with a Democrat, who will then go on to easily beat him.

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Eh.

I don't think endorsements, especially late endorsements, matter that much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (mdSmG)

8 get rid of swallowwell and the dems odds of winning go up. just waiting to see if or when he drops out

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (CWTWj)

9 He became a liability once it looked like two republicans would be going into the runoff.

So he had to be taken out.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (N1DT3)

10 Swallowswell gives off the creeper vibe.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (IifOV)

11 Look brah, I warned you I really did. NO YELLOW

But now I gotta say..."Happened to my buddy Eric"

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

12 Karma's a bitch.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (NpAcC)

13 9 He became a liability once it looked like two republicans would be going into the runoff.

So he had to be taken out.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (N1DT3)

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Apparently, he's saying he won't drop out.

I find it hard to believe that the field is so split that two guys, no matter which party they belong to, could walk away with the top spots with only between 12-15%.

I have no idea how this is going to play out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (mdSmG)

14 Having to die in an airplane crash is the second worst thing Fang Fang had to do for her country

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

15 I offers tutelage to young wimmens, if they are hot.

Posted by: Willie The Pimp at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (oftw2)

16 Is he sexually harassing/assaulting his interns? Yes. Are they Cuomo-ing him cause they can? Yes.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (33LJY)

17 The only way a Republican can win in California -- unless Californians are finally so sick of Democrats they'll go against 50 years of voting history for a change -- is to run against another Republican.

But that will never happen - even if two Republicans win the jungle primary, a judge will find a justification for also putting a Democrat on the ballot for the general election.

It's California.

That would be complicated and embarrassing, however, so they are going after Swalwell simply to knock him out of the race, thus ensuring that a Democrat will finish in the top two.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (n1OCj)

18 Californians keep voting for Suicide. So let them. Will the last conservative leaving California shut out the lights on your way out?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:30 PM (IifOV)

19 And why not take out Porter?

She's a farking mess as well and apparently has her own issues with how she treats people.

This is obviously something from Porter's or Steyer's campaigns and not a top down exercise to just clear the deck of the guy who's running most consistently at #1 in the crowded Democrat field.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (mdSmG)

20 If it wasn't for Democratic politics Swallwell would be sleeping under a bridge. He contributes nothing to the human race.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (z7rHe)

21 >>But he said it was an obvious honeytrap and told her to try her luck with someone with less control over his bowels.

>Cruel.


Classic.
Callbacks are the Mortar of the Blogging Industry.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (TLp3A)

22 Californians keep voting for Suicide. So let them. Will the last conservative leaving California shut out the lights on your way out?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:30 PM (IifOV)

Might be a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)

23 "...their stories of sexual harassment and even alleged abuse at the hands of Eric Swalwell."
________
Has abuse become the new word for "rape"? It seems so.

But why don't the Dems argue the ones telling these stories "aren't really women"?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (AlhUl)

24 When we see the press conference with Gloria Allred or her daughter with one of the victims. we'll know Swalwell is in trouble...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (eOFY+)

25 but won't you miss his crap eating grin?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (CWTWj)

26 17 But that will never happen - even if two Republicans win the jungle primary, a judge will find a justification for also putting a Democrat on the ballot for the general election.

It's California.

That would be complicated and embarrassing, however, so they are going after Swalwell simply to knock him out of the race, thus ensuring that a Democrat will finish in the top two.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (n1OCj)

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This is my new favorite possibility and I want it to happen.

"No, the people are being denied their just choice by the proper application of the jungle primary system. So, we are undoing the jungle primary system for this one election and this one election only so that it's R v D. In fact...we'll just make it D v D."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (mdSmG)

27 And by "absorb the many functions of a Congressional office", I mean the functions of muh dick.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell, the ladies' choice at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (gKWVE)

28 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Swallwell's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

Which makes him a perfect Democrat candidate -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (SRRAx)

29
the smarmy Democrat's campaign spent north of $300,000 on "private attorneys who specialize in white-collar criminal defense and employment law."

================

Is that all? I should think that would be the retainer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (n7rxJ)

30 They want him out of the way so that they may place the chosen one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (F24MQ)

31 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (GDFK9)

32 Who was the GOP guy who referred to Swalwell's side piece as "Yum Yum" in a hearing?

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (LVvlK)

33 20 If it wasn't for Democratic politics Swallwell would be sleeping under a bridge. He contributes nothing to the human race.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (z7rHe)


His poetry is awful.

Posted by: Paul Nancy Millstone Jennings at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (eOFY+)

34 Hey babe, absorb my many functions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (n5tGW)

35 Fartswell has the face you just wanna smash

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

36 I've been waiting for this story to drop on this piece of sh*t. Keeping up the tradition of being weird pathological creeps.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

37 I still think the key to the CA governor race will be when the weather gets warm enough for Porter to show up in a bikini. She'll be unstoppable.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (AlhUl)

38
Karma's a bitch.
Posted by: redridinghood

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No, Katie's a bitch.

I'm sure she's the one who's behind this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (n7rxJ)

39 37 I still think the key to the CA governor race will be when the weather gets warm enough for Porter to show up in a bikini. She'll be unstoppable.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (AlhUl)

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Only if it's Batman themed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:35 PM (mdSmG)

40 30 They want him out of the way so that they may place the chosen one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:33 PM (F24MQ)


Katie Porter?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 03:35 PM (eOFY+)

41 37 I still think the key to the CA governor race will be when the weather gets warm enough for Porter to show up in a bikini. She'll be unstoppable.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (AlhUl)


Welp, there goes my lunch....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (SRRAx)

42
But believe all women amitire

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"I Believe Anita Bang Bang!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (h93kG)

43 Posted by: Elric The Blade at April


You really need to put down the Cheetos and leave mom’s basement every now and again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (+baEI)

44 So it was totally OK for him to serve in Congress, but now that he poses some threat to dems, they have to get rid of him?

Don't misunderstand, I'm pretty sure he's going to be found guilty, it's just so hypocritical.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (k9OZB)

45 Lefty women think the worst of men because lefty men ARE the worst of men.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (4NO2D)

46 When we see the press conference with Gloria Allred or her daughter with one of the victims. we'll know Swalwell is in trouble...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 03:32 PM (eOFY+)
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Can Gloria Allred even get around without a walker?

Fun fact: Lisa Allred was a high school classmate of my sister's. And she was a piece of work even back then.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (GDFK9)

47 Is this the Fartswell guy? California sure knows how to pick them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (Fbc0I)

48 >>>Californians keep voting for Suicide.


Are we though? I don't trust the "voting" here at all. Anyway for most of us it's not if but when we are moving. Gotta get those kids graduated and set for their future before we make our escape.

Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 03:37 PM (q177U)

49 “The way she changed accents and how she was dressed, you would have to be a stupid, narcissistic idiot to fall for that."
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This checks out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:37 PM (RIvkX)

50 48 >>>Californians keep voting for Suicide.


Are we though? I don't trust the "voting" here at all. Anyway for most of us it's not if but when we are moving. Gotta get those kids graduated and set for their future before we make our escape.

Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 03:37 PM (q177U)

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Just do the legal thing and pay homeless people $5 to sign off on ballots by the barrel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (mdSmG)

51 So ... who's behind this obvious concerted op against Fartsell?

I'm not saying the little shit didn't do what he's accused of. I'm saying it's awfully convenient for all these women to just so coincidentally come forward all at the same time. This is clearly a concerted effort to shiv this obnoxious cocksucker in the back.

So ... who's behind it?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

52 Whu? Elric didn't say anything out of line that I saw. Deleted comment?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)

53 So is Swallowswell still gonna run for his Congressional seat?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (SRRAx)

54 Somebody on the left is targeting swalwell. This is not random it is a coordinated attack from the left.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)
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Frau Gruppenfuhrer Katie Porker

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (RIvkX)

55 Someone on here posted a couple threads back that California is the hottest girl in your high school that turned out to be a meth addict.

So accurate lol.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)

56 7 Meanwhile, Trump appears to have made a major mistake in California.
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Richard Grenell disagrees.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (F24MQ)

57 "Swalwell's tumescent titular tutelage program for young women."

I'll bet somewhere in the job offering is "No computer or writing skills needed and minimal GPA or experience. Boobs and injected butt cheeks optional."

Ew.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (WONhk)

58 51 So ... who's behind it?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

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Fartswell is blaming Porter's campaign.

I assume it could be Steyer's as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (mdSmG)

59 The Democrats have a super majority in both the CA Assembly and Senate. That means any GOP agenda is DOA.
They can over ride any veto, push any initiatives and keep selling the state to the Teachers Union, the SEIU and the Trial Lawyers, just as they have for years.
The last GOP Governor, Arnold, tried putting 5 reform initiatives on the ballot to "blow up the boxes".
The unions funded huge ad campaigns and all 5 went down to defeat. His popularity rating went from mid-60's to mid-30's.
At which point he hired Grey Davis's old Chief of Staff to be his CoS and his whole agenda changed.
California is a lost cause, sadly.
Newsom just tossed more dirt into the grave.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (MNCvZ)

60 Californians keep voting for Suicide. So let them. Will the last conservative leaving California shut out the lights on your way out?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:30 PM (IifOV)

Heh. The lights will go out on their own, when they have shut down the last power plant, and the checks for imported power start bouncing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (utfVc)

61 Afternoon, All.

Maybe somebody has already mentioned this, but a tanker exploded under the Bridge of the Americas, which spans the Pacific side of the Panama Canal. Could've collapsed the bridge into the Canal and blocked it, but fortunately they got the fire put out before that happened.

Imagine if the Panama Canal and the Strait of Hormuz were blocked at the same time.

Not a pleasant scenario to contemplate.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

62 52 Whu? Elric didn't say anything out of line that I saw. Deleted comment?
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (gKWVE)
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Some posters on here get irrationally upset about his shtick of getting a FIRST in a lot of threads rather than just scrolling by words in a gray box.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (oqH4h)

63 So ... who's behind it?"

And can we give them an award?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (XuXeR)

64 55 Someone on here posted a couple threads back that California is the hottest girl in your high school that turned out to be a meth addict.

So accurate lol.
Posted by: ballisti
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Yes. And before we finished college she committed suicide.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (F24MQ)

65 If I met a Chinese girl named Fang Fang I might offer 3 dollah.
That includes a dollah tip.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (UjdFS)

66 Posted by: Elric The Blade at April


You really need to put down the Cheetos and leave mom’s basement every now and again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (+baEI)
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I did! I left the basement and cheetos (crunchy cheetos for the win) and ... dove into hell, battled demons, kicked them in the dick, and returned with a first. Busy afternoon.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

67 The Swalwell's - Eric and Brittany - like to pretend she's his first wife. She's absolutely not.

The first, I believe, was from South America; lovely girl, swept out of the picture very quickly between "the borders are secure" formerly alleged by the Democrats and the Fang-Fang story. A green card could have been the issue. (Lots of pols cover for their families, in particular.)

A model Democrat, he is.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (NFX2v)

68 a cali judge could try to pull a fast one, like the judge in nj who let the dems replace torricelli at the last minute. never say never

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (CWTWj)

69 Isn't sexual harassment the Democratic equivalent of smoking a doobie? If you're not doing it, you're not cool. When your party has no moral standards, this seems silly.

Besides, the interns were warned ahead of time.

"The office of Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., offers internships "for college students to gain valuable work experience ... [and] absorb the many functions of a Congressional office."

"absorb the many functions" is obviously code.




Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)

70 The Honest Trailer for Avatar 3 makes the film seem...

real dumb.

And I watched Avatar 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (mdSmG)

71 >>>Californians keep voting for Suicide.


Are we though? I don't trust the "voting" here at all. Anyway for most of us it's not if but when we are moving. Gotta get those kids graduated and set for their future before we make our escape.
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 03:37 PM (q177U)

A while back the GOPe in the state made a deal to make all the seats 'safe' which meant they could never flip any districts and their fate was sealed. Ironically, the new redistricting if the Dems do it might allow some seat flipping if they screw it up.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)

72 The only way a Republican can win in California -- unless Californians are finally so sick of Democrats they'll go against 50 years of voting history for a change -- is to run against another Republican.

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... and Steal the "Election," but mostly Steal the "Election."

/If "media sources" (like Pew) are saying that there are 3 million illegal aliens in California, you can bet that there are at least 6 million.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (h93kG)

73 I like the theory that the purpose of these leaks is only to drive consolidation of the Dem vote, in order to get a Dem into the final round.

Of course, if it succeeds, and they sneak a Dem in to the final, all of these accusations will suddenly disappear.

Anyway, keep bombing Iran.
And if they don't surrender, bomb California.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (HXT0k)

74 Some posters on here get irrationally upset about his shtick of getting a FIRST in a lot of threads rather than just scrolling by words in a gray box.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:39 PM (oqH4h)


They're just jealous of his rugged good looks, whip-smart comments, and general all-around awesomeness!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade's Fan Club (totally not CCP bots) at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (eOFY+)

75 Cheyenne Hunt...."resting bitch face" incarnate.

Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (dIske)

76 Elric got banned?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

77 74 They're just jealous of his rugged good looks, whip-smart comments, and general all-around awesomeness!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade's Fan Club (totally not CCP bots) at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (eOFY+)

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Yeah, whig is pretty awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (mdSmG)

78 I'm suspicious of this Swallwell news. Not because I think he's innocent, mind you....he looks and acts like a complete sleazebag....but the Democrats never throw one of their own under the bus without a self-serving reason. He's outlived whatever usefulness he had, and now he goes up against the wall.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (9CBNQ)

79 Portabeast wants to be California’s first women governor. Fartboy has to go.

Posted by: Accomack at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (yIkLX)

80 So ... who's behind it?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

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Fartswell is blaming Porter's campaign.

I assume it could be Steyer's as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (mdSmG)
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Both?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

81 61 Afternoon, All.

Maybe somebody has already mentioned this, but a tanker exploded under the Bridge of the Americas, which spans the Pacific side of the Panama Canal. Could've collapsed the bridge into the Canal and blocked it, but fortunately they got the fire put out before that happened.

Imagine if the Panama Canal and the Strait of Hormuz were blocked at the same time.

Not a pleasant scenario to contemplate.
Posted by: Bulg
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Trump moves Greenland down a slot on his 'next' list.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (F24MQ)

82 I still think it's Porter's op. Her support so far is a floor, not a ceiling. (I think this is true of most candidates in this crowded race, which is why a negative campaign - to poke holes in floors - might work.)
I don't know what Steyer is doing in the race. Where's his path to victory? Swalwell's voters aren't moving over there.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)

83 But he said it was an obvious honeytrap and told her to try her luck with someone with less control over his bowels.

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Jerry Nadler?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (h93kG)

84 "Someone with less control over his bowels." LOL. I really hope VDH reads that and gets a good laugh.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (3ZVqj)

85 Arnold was governor only 15 years ago, Pete Wilson only 25. A Repub Governor is possible, maybe.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)

86 Oh, guess not. Good.

I get a kick out of Elric's shtick.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (77rzZ)

87 82 I still think it's Porter's op. Her support so far is a floor, not a ceiling. (I think this is true of most candidates in this crowded race, which is why a negative campaign - to poke holes in floors - might work.)
I don't know what Steyer is doing in the race. Where's his path to victory? Swalwell's voters aren't moving over there.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)

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Steyer has lead more polls than Porter in this race, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (mdSmG)

88 met a Chinese girl named Fang Fang I might offer 3 dollah.

You been here foah dollah, you go now.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (Kt19C)

89
A while back the GOPe in the state made a deal to make all the seats 'safe' which meant they could never flip any districts and their fate was sealed. Ironically, the new redistricting if the Dems do it might allow some seat flipping if they screw it up.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)
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Hey at least the cucks made sure their cuck chair is really comfy for those long hours of watching their wife get split like cord wood!

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (oqH4h)

90 Boy, they are really desperate to get people to come in for ANY type of vaccine these days - just got this for our daughter:

CVS Pharmacy: Hi ***** - Hepatitis B can lead to serious liver issues. Help protect yourself by scheduling a vaccine today

Mind you, Rebecca has Down syndrome and is NEVER going to be in a situation where there is even the slightest possibility that she would get infected with Hep B

I also noticed that Eli Lilly had to cancel their trial of a new COVID vaccine due to lack of interest.

Go figure.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (SRRAx)

91 85 Arnold was governor only 15 years ago, Pete Wilson only 25. A Repub Governor is possible, maybe.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)

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Scott Brown was only 16 years ago. A Republican can definitely win in Massachusetts still.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (mdSmG)

92 37 I still think the key to the CA governor race will be when the weather gets warm enough for Porter to show up in a bikini. She'll be unstoppable.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2026 03:34 PM (AlhUl)

Katie Porter reminds me of a slightly younger Mama Fratelli from the Goonies. Seems to have the same personality as well.

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (7gpcF)

93 I don't know what Steyer is doing in the race. Where's his path to victory? Swalwell's voters aren't moving over there.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)
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Tom Steyer is one of the billionaires Bernie warns us about.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)

94 Tell you one poll who doesn't lead when Porter's mug is shown, that'd be mine

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (gKWVE)

95 "for college students to gain valuable work experience ... [and] absorb the many functions

They knew we were Democrats when they signed up! Of COURSE they were going to be expected to 'absorb functions'.

Posted by: Eric Shartswell at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (SH8lz)

96 I'm suspicious of this Swallwell news. Not because I think he's innocent, mind you....he looks and acts like a complete sleazebag....but the Democrats never throw one of their own under the bus without a self-serving reason. He's outlived whatever usefulness he had, and now he goes up against the wall.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 07, 2026 03:42 PM (9CBNQ)

White skirt chasing traitors are about 20th on the ladder of victimhood priority list the Dems use.

Don't know enough about the other candidates to see who this will favor.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (8avO+)

97 During an episode of Sean Hannity’s podcast, Billy Bush revealed that ABC News has a 75-person team dedicated solely to finding ways to undermine Donald Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

98 I also noticed that Eli Lilly had to cancel their trial of a new COVID vaccine due to lack of interest.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (SRRAx)


Dangit. I signed up four times!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (fmbc9)

99 So a demoncrat? Yes

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (fZfjO)

100 93 I don't know what Steyer is doing in the race. Where's his path to victory? Swalwell's voters aren't moving over there.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (gKWVE)
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Tom Steyer is one of the billionaires Bernie warns us about.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)

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He just keeps trying to buy elections like some kind of oligarch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (mdSmG)

101 Fang-Fang is not someone you take home to meet the family. If you're feeling frisky, you take her to a seedy motel and then stick her with the checkout bill.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (Fbc0I)

102 Listen h8ers there are people of color running for governor and not one of you has accused them of running this op.

That is racist and you know it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:47 PM (RIvkX)

103 Swalwell’s poetry is much admired on our planet.

- the Vogons

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 03:47 PM (ZVgZ4)

104 During an episode of Sean Hannity’s podcast, Billy Bush revealed that ABC News has a 75-person team dedicated solely to finding ways to undermine Donald Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

That's a lie. Find the total staff and subtract the janitors and that's the real number.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (8avO+)

105 Classic.
Callbacks are the Mortar of the Blogging Industry.
Posted by: garrett


Too much Smart Military Blogging going on here. I first read this as the splodey kind of mortar, not the bricklayer kind of mortar. That didn't make much sense.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (VHUov)

106 Let's face it, he will probably be a better Governor than Newsome or Porter, which is saying something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)

107 If Swalwell goes down, then California gets Katie Porter, the bipolar abuser of staff and family.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (u7xpq)

108 Go figure.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.
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It's a matter of trust; they blew it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (F24MQ)

109 Arnold was governor only 15 years ago, Pete Wilson only 25. A Repub Governor is possible, maybe.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)

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Scott Brown was only 16 years ago. A Republican can definitely win in Massachusetts still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (mdSmG)
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Pataki was governor of NY only 20 years ago. A Republican can win anywhere, IMO. It won't be easy, and it would take a lot of things to fall into place, but it's possible. The biggest reason the GOP very rarely wins blue states is that the state GOP is a gaggle of simping pimping dipshits. The governorships of NY and NJ could be in GOP hands right now.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

110 I did! I left the basement and cheetos (crunchy cheetos for the win) and ... dove into hell, battled demons, kicked them in the dick, and returned with a first. Busy afternoon.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

So would your D and D character name be 'Demon d*ck Kicker' or just 'D*ck Kicker' for short?

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (7gpcF)

111 96 I'm suspicious of this Swallwell news.

... well, it seems that California has an open primary that takes the top two vote earners and pits them against each other in the General Election in November. As of this moment, the top two in the polls are both Republicans. The Democrats need to get some of the 12 (I believe) Democrats going into the primary. Swallwell appears to be the first culling of the herd.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

112 I saw Absorb the Function open for Mott the Hoople in Hamburg in '74.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (GDFK9)

113 dem emails:

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT

and from aoc:

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The Presidents mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President's chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (CWTWj)

114 They're trying to get Shartwell removed from the Gubernatorial Ballot because Califzuela Law requires a candidate to have been in residence there for at least the previous five years -- and asshat's primary residence & address is presently The Swamp, natch.

But of course: Democrat-Communists can break any & all with impunity, especially in Blue Shitholes with Soros DAs.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (h93kG)

115 absorb the many functions"

Harvey W's focus agrees

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (XuXeR)

116 Steyer is dangerous. He's been running local TV ads offering up the goodies.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

117 With no morals what else would you expect?

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)

118 But that will never happen - even if two Republicans win the jungle primary, a judge will find a justification for also putting a Democrat on the ballot for the general election.

It's California.

That would be complicated and embarrassing, however, so they are going after Swalwell simply to knock him out of the race, thus ensuring that a Democrat will finish in the top two.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (n1OCj)

Two Republicans were never going to make it to general, it's just wishcasting based on an early poll in a crowded primary before people have had a chance to coalesce around the frontrunners.

Your scenario would never happen as well. Dems wouldn't care about a single term GOP gov, they have a supermajority in the legislature that can override a veto anyway. Jungle primaries have been a massive benefit to Dems because they don't have to flood money into general elections in their many coastal strongholds and can instead route tens of millions into the campaigns for contested seats.

Posted by: Sjg at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (aqZN1)

119 106 Let's face it, he will probably be a better Governor than Newsome or Porter, which is saying something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)

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The only Democrat who could be of any note as the governor of California is one who would veto a bunch of shit from the legislature.

Otherwise, they're powerless and just exist as rubberstamps for the legislature and use the office to audition for higher office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (mdSmG)

120 It's not like they actually count the votes in CA do they?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (n5tGW)

121 The Governator was a wet fart of a governor.

Total. Fail.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (RIvkX)

122 : gnats local 678
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Let's you and me and the president of your local go out behind the barn and have a chat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (F24MQ)

123 re 109: i thought zeldin could have beaten hochul 4 years ago if he acted like trump and ran a take no prisoners campaign. i hope blakeman does

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (CWTWj)

124 121 The Governator was a wet fart of a governor.

Total. Fail.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (RIvkX)

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"No...don't make fun of Democrats."
-at his victory party

And it was all downhill from there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (mdSmG)

125 and then stick her with the checkout bill."

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:52 PM (XuXeR)

126 It's not like they actually count the votes in CA do they?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 03:50 PM (n5tGW)

Slander. They count them over and over for a month or three after the election to steal any they can.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:52 PM (8avO+)

127 Arnold was governor only 15 years ago, Pete Wilson only 25. A Repub Governor is possible, maybe
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In the same sense that Amanda Achen showing up at my door naked with two cans of Cool Whip is possible, maybe.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:52 PM (u7xpq)

128 120 It's not like they actually count the votes in CA do they?

In any case, AI will be modeling the vote in the near future, and you won't have to worry about it.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (DgMqy)

129 @119

>>Otherwise, they're powerless and just exist as rubberstamps for the legislature and use the office to audition for higher office.

True, I'm speaking in terms of repulsiveness, Newsome and Porter crest the outer limits of repulsiveness, while SwallowsWell is similarly repulsive, I find him to be a smidgeon less repulsive than them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)

130 Yeah I said predate and I'm sticking to it.

The first two use-in-a-sentence quotes at Merriam-Webster were leftist propaganda. Yikes.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (FMtrg)

131 86 Oh, guess not. Good.

I get a kick out of Elric's shtick.
Posted by: Bulg
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Same here.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (VkY89)

132 The Governator was a wet fart of a governor."

Tell me about it...

/ the housekeeper

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XuXeR)

133 A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT
......

For certain values of 'civilization'.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS)

134 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

135 Still laughing about Ace’s description of Fang Bang as a “PF Chang’s 6”

Posted by: The Spy Who Rubbed Me at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (yfXhS)

136 128 120 It's not like they actually count the votes in CA do they?

In any case, AI will be modeling the vote in the near future, and you won't have to worry about it.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (DgMqy)

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Maine's supreme court killed the effort to bring ranked choice voting to general elections in the state.

A small glimmer of hope in the fight against stupid, unconstitutional, obviously fraudulent election structures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (mdSmG)

137 I did! I left the basement and cheetos (crunchy cheetos for the win) and ... dove into hell, battled demons, kicked them in the dick, and returned with a first. Busy afternoon.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

So would your D and D character name be 'Demon d*ck Kicker' or just 'D*ck Kicker' for short?
Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:49 PM (7gpcF)
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Demon Dick Kicker, of course! My D&D character (one of them anyway) was actually named "Elric."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

138 And it was all downhill from there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (mdSmG)
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Good summary. He held off briefly on Motor Voter, the issue that got him elected, before caving.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

139 Swalwell is a disgusting, evil, lying sack of shit.

F*ck that guy in the ass with a barbed mace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

140 If Swalwell goes down, then California gets Katie Porter, the bipolar abuser of staff and family.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (u7xpq)

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At least when she was in the Califzuela state legislature a couple decades ago, she didn't propose a bill that would lower the voting age to 14 (The Democrat-Voting Anchor-Baby-Parasites FTW Act?).

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (h93kG)

141 The Governator was a wet fart of a governor.
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Signed off on the election laws that ensured Democrat hegemony. Because he wanted to stick it to conservatives. Back when "conservative" meant W and Mitt.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (u7xpq)

142 This is my new favorite possibility and I want it to happen.

"No, the people are being denied their just choice by the proper application of the jungle primary system. So, we are undoing the jungle primary system for this one election and this one election only so that it's R v D. In fact...we'll just make it D v D."



One of the ongoing issues in blue states is the complete corruption of the judiciary.


Having ruled in 2022 that capital gains aren't income, to get around Washington's constitutional prohibition on an income tax, the Washington state supreme court is about to rule that income isn't income, so Washington can implement the so-called "Millionaires" income tax.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (n1OCj)

143 129 True, I'm speaking in terms of repulsiveness, Newsome and Porter crest the outer limits of repulsiveness, while SwallowsWell is similarly repulsive, I find him to be a smidgeon less repulsive than them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)

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I think I'd rather have Porter.

Maximum repulsiveness to be chief representative for the state.

It's apropos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (mdSmG)

144 There's basically zero chance of CA electing a GOP governor these days anyway, so Trump's "blunder" in endorsing a candidate now is pretty irrelevant anyway. The Dems nit only have a majority in the state assembly, they have a super-majority, and can pass any bill without debate -- which they do regularly. Any GO governor, even if elected, would be impeached and kicked out -- with no debate, no hearings -- within hours of taking office. We basically already live in a communist dictatorship here in California.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 03:55 PM (Av6i5)

145 In any case, AI will be modeling the vote in the near future, and you won't have to worry about it."

"The goddamned McCumber vote"?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 03:55 PM (XuXeR)

146 dem emails:

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT

and from aoc:

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The Presidents mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.


More of this!

Posted by: 6000-Year-Old Death Cult at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (SH8lz)

147
So ... who's behind it?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Another reason I say Porter is that she was mad about being done dirty in the US Senate race (the one in which Schiff prevailed). Her theory was that Schiff deliberately ran a loud campaign against Steve Garvey in order to elevate Garvey in the jungle primary to the #2 spot, which knocked Porter off the final ballot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (n7rxJ)

148 I’m not irrationally angry. I just like to give Elric a hard time.

Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (xIkSP)

149 144 There's basically zero chance of CA electing a GOP governor these days anyway, so Trump's "blunder" in endorsing a candidate now is pretty irrelevant anyway. The Dems nit only have a majority in the state assembly, they have a super-majority, and can pass any bill without debate -- which they do regularly. Any GO governor, even if elected, would be impeached and kicked out -- with no debate, no hearings -- within hours of taking office. We basically already live in a communist dictatorship here in California.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 03:55 PM (Av6i5)

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Academically, a R v R governor's race could end up affecting down ballot races at enough of a level to break that supermajority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (mdSmG)

150 At the time it sure looked like Hochul had the vote fraud behind her

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)

151 Last WA state primary I voted in had 36 candidates for governor. That's how you get the top two with 12-15%.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (gQ15S)

152 148 I’m not irrationally angry. I just like to give Elric a hard time.

Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (xIkSP)

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Since Elric is obviously a chick trying really hard to pass as a dude, does this count as a cat fight?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (mdSmG)

153 Having ruled in 2022 that capital gains aren't income, to get around Washington's constitutional prohibition on an income tax, the Washington state supreme court is about to rule that income isn't income, so Washington can implement the so-called "Millionaires" income tax.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (n1OCj)

Good, drive out the businesses faster.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)

154 I think you can date teens, but can you predate preteens? Asking for uh, myself, actually!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (Dv3i1)

155 I bet Halperin is fully vaxed and boostered.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (cS1cw)

156 Dems wouldn't care about a single term GOP gov, they have a supermajority in the legislature that can override a veto anyway.

Disagree. When you have complete political control in a state, why give up a scintilla of power under any circumstances?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (n1OCj)

157 I'm willing to bet that the internet rumor that has just been started about Swalwell sticking his finger up a young boy's ass is true.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

158 The Guardian, Republicans silent as Democrats call on US cabinet to oust Trump over Iran
Lawmakers call for use of 25th amendment after president brazenly threatens to commit war crimes in Iran
April 7, 2026
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👉 Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN
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Sickeningly evil. Donald Trump must be impeached.

When will it be enough for my Republican colleagues to grow spines and remove him from office?
Jonathan Lemire
@JonLemire
President Donald Trump is threatening that a “whole civilization will die tonight”

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (NFX2v)

159 Just like with President Trump, the Democrats have screamed and hollered 'Wolf!', and racist, Hitler, unfit for office, sexual harrassment, genocide, etc, etc for so long, it means nothing.

Burn flags. Done.
Effigies. Boring.
Paid protests. Again?
Name-calling. Really?
Race hoaxes. There are cameras everywhere.

They've caused people to tune out. CNN and MS Now reach a combined 2.2 million. Nightly News at 6:30, about 21 million. NYT - 21 million digital worldwide.

One big echo chamber reaching the pundits, the shut-ins and the insane.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)

160 >>>Still laughing about Ace’s description of Fang Bang as a “PF Chang’s 6”

Posted by: The Spy Who Rubbed Me

>Only if you get a complimentary sweet & sour egg roll.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (Fbc0I)

161 I bet the idea of Fang Fang trying to seduce VDH gives some people over the age of 40 hope.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (cWLG3)

162 156 Dems wouldn't care about a single term GOP gov, they have a supermajority in the legislature that can override a veto anyway.

Disagree. When you have complete political control in a state, why give up a scintilla of power under any circumstances?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (n1OCj)

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The business of the legislature will become personally destroying the Republican governor.

They'll pass less harmful legislation overall, so it's on balance a win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (mdSmG)

163 In Ohio we may be stuck with a choice between a Democrat Karen and a Republican who wants us all replaced with H-1B holders, so I'm not really looking forward to the election.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (u7xpq)

164 Her theory was that Schiff deliberately ran a loud campaign against Steve Garvey in order to elevate Garvey in the jungle primary to the #2 spot, which knocked Porter off the final ballot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (n7rxJ)


Holy crap, I actually agree with the potato dropper on something.
Schiff is the most evil sociopath in American politics today. Absolutely he would do this.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (gKWVE)

165 Academically, a R v R governor's race could end up affecting down ballot races at enough of a level to break that supermajority.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (mdSmG)

most down ballot races aren't as charged politically so the jungle will usually have 2 dems.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (8avO+)

166
True, I'm speaking in terms of repulsiveness, Newsome and Porter crest the outer limits of repulsiveness, while SwallowsWell is similarly repulsive, I find him to be a smidgeon less repulsive than them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)

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I think I'd rather have Porter.

Maximum repulsiveness to be chief representative for the state.

It's apropos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Think future. Which of the crop will likely be most successful in using Cali governorship to run for President? That's the one who should be nipped in the bud.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (n7rxJ)

167 NYT - 12 MILLION

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (Sco7b)

168 A guy who fucked fucked fang fang the spy spy is also sexually hassing women?

No way.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (xHYkz)

169 61 Afternoon, All.

Maybe somebody has already mentioned this, but a tanker exploded under the Bridge of the Americas, which spans the Pacific side of the Panama Canal. Could've collapsed the bridge into the Canal and blocked it, but fortunately they got the fire put out before that happened.

Imagine if the Panama Canal and the Strait of Hormuz were blocked at the same time.

Not a pleasant scenario to contemplate.
Posted by: Bulg

I would not be surprised if it's China. They don't get anything from us and we cut off their Venezuela source, AND took the Panama Canal back from them.

Iran still most likely, but can't rule out the commies.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (N1DT3)

170 When will enough republican colleagues have the spine to kick Omar out of Congress?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (n5tGW)

171 And it was all downhill from there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:51 PM (mdSmG)
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Good summary. He held off briefly on Motor Voter, the issue that got him elected, before caving.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

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Are we sure the maid he impregnated and fathered a son with wasn't a Chinese Honeypot posing as an Hispanic (or working for The Cartels)?

/I mean, they both seem to have been running the state for awhile now ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (h93kG)

172 There hasn't been a poll of the OH primary for either party in 6 months.

That's weird.

Last one was October of last year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (mdSmG)

173 They've caused people to tune out. CNN and MS Now reach a combined 2.2 million. Nightly News at 6:30, about 21 million. NYT - 21 million digital worldwide.

One big echo chamber reaching the pundits, the shut-ins and the insane.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)

how many of those are airports/bar televisions?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)

174 Dems wouldn't care about a single term GOP gov, they have a supermajority in the legislature that can override a veto anyway.

Disagree. When you have complete political control in a state, why give up a scintilla of power under any circumstances?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (n1OCj)

Again you're vastly underestimating how beneficial the jungle primary system is to them. They would not dismantle it over a single term governor that would be stymied from accomplishing anything and would be unable to hinder their agenda anyway.

Posted by: Sjg at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (aqZN1)

175 One big echo chamber reaching the pundits, the shut-ins and the insane.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)


I'm a three-fer!

Posted by: Aaron Rupar at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (eOFY+)

176 willing to bet that the internet rumor that has just been started about Swalwell sticking his finger up a young boy's ass is true.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)


And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.

Posted by: Erik Swalwell lord Cunningham at April 07, 2026 04:01 PM (gKWVE)

177 O/T:

IF anyone is interested, the First Lady is doing her Pampered Chef thing again.

Email is in nick, for a limited time.

Reach out and I'll send you the link.


Thanks!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

178 163 In Ohio...

I can't wait for Mrs. Dr Amy, UrDr. to lock us down and mandate masks as soon as the media calls the election for her.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (DgMqy)

179 Think future. Which of the crop will likely be most successful in using Cali governorship to run for President? That's the one who should be nipped in the bud.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:59 PM (n7rxJ)

I think even the Dems will spike a CA Dem candidate. It used to happen for GOP CA candidates when they were just mildly liberal in the 90s.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

180 I’m not irrationally angry. I just like to give Elric a hard time.

Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 03:56 PM (xIkSP)

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Since Elric is obviously a chick trying really hard to pass as a dude, does this count as a cat fight?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (mdSmG)
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Blade is NON-BINARY, hater!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

181 Democrats are useless by the time they hit puberty Republicans generally take a term in office before becoming useless.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (z7rHe)

182 Swalwell is a disgusting, evil, lying sack of shit.

F*ck that guy in the ass with a barbed mace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......

He's the poor man's Newsom.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

183 171

Are we sure the maid he impregnated and fathered a son with wasn't a Chinese Honeypot posing as an Hispanic (or working for The Cartels)?

/I mean, they both seem to have been running the state for awhile now ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:00 PM (h93kG)
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What if... the Mexican maid the Governator impregnated was actually a Chinese honeypot? 🤯

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (cWLG3)

184 Ok.So he banged a Chinese spy. It is not like he had any information to give. Fang was running circles around a lot of people. It is not clear she did any damage

I can write that off as a mistake. I can’t ignore that AIPAC Eric has an AI startup that he’s been pitching to other members of Congress while running to govern Silicon Valley. Only one candidate isn’t compromised by corporations and can tackle big tech and billionaires: Porter.

So, Swalwell was at the Bruce Springsteen show in Portland last night with a 20-ish year old woman. I assumed she was his daughter until I looked at a photo of his family today.

Sometimes everyone comes at you because you're the 'leader'. Other times, it's just because everyone hates you. I guess time will tell which one this is.

God please not swalwell for Governor. Being hated by everyone probably just means you suck, not that you are a good candidate. The idea that being hated means you are moderate and therefore good is so stupid.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (JCZqz)

185 Jonathan Lemire
@JonLemire
President Donald Trump is threatening that a “whole civilization will die tonight”
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (NFX2v)



Yes. The civilization of IRGC. And GFY, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

186 180 Blade is NON-BINARY, hater!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

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"Blade is God!"
-James Talarico

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (mdSmG)

187 re 170: when trump personally plants an american flag on mars

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

188 So the Paki Pigs are begging Trump to give the Iranian Idiots another two weeks?

How about fuck off and eat a mouthful of hellfire?

You're not "negotiating" with Mudflap Obama anymore, you goat-fuckers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (HXT0k)

189 184 God please not swalwell for Governor. Being hated by everyone probably just means you suck, not that you are a good candidate. The idea that being hated means you are moderate and therefore good is so stupid.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 04:02 PM (JCZqz)

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Everyone loves Katie Porter, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:03 PM (mdSmG)

190 85 Arnold was governor only 15 years ago, Pete Wilson only 25. A Repub Governor is possible, maybe.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)
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In 2000, CA was 50% White (non-Hispanic). By 2020 it was less than 35%. It's currently estimated to be around 30%. No GOP governor is going to win in CA.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (0bjKf)

191 Has Trump abandoned Obama's Clunkers For Cash program? Because Barry just seems to keep reeling it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (Fbc0I)

192 When will enough republican colleagues have the spine to kick Omar out of Congress?
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I refer you to my previous comment regarding Amanda Achen and two cans of Redi-Whip.

There's a better chance of Trump letting Melania spend a weekend with Eric Swalwell than there is of Republicans growing balls.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (u7xpq)

193 Swallwell also used campaign funds to pay his illegal nanny and his wife. Something like a quarter of a million since 2018.

Again, why is this coming out now?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (qWalT)

194 4 pm. "Civilisation will end tonight" is the winner.

This bitch on MS Now looks very sad and has on a very concerned, pouty thing going on.

I have also seen some of them or their guests say the American people need to rise up to stop President Trump.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)

195 193 Swallwell also used campaign funds to pay his illegal nanny and his wife. Something like a quarter of a million since 2018.

Again, why is this coming out now?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (qWalT)

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Because Democrats control the media and Democrats like Swalwell as an anti-Trump mouthpiece who could potentially appeal to men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (mdSmG)

196 Casey Putsch for Ohio Gov in R primary. A losing cause most likely, but at least you get to vote for someone a little more palatable before having to pull the lever for Vivek later in the year.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Dv3i1)

197 regarding Amanda Achen and two cans of Redi-Whip."

What's the other one for?

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (XuXeR)

198 When will enough republican colleagues have the spine to kick illegal alien Omar out of Congress?
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Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Having ruled in 2022 that capital gains aren't income, to get around Washington's constitutional prohibition on an income tax, the Washington state supreme court is about to rule that income isn't income, so Washington can implement the so-called "Millionaires" income tax.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (n1OCj)


So Wash state wants to get rid of all of their millionaires?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (SRRAx)

200 "There's a better chance of Trump letting Melania spend a weekend with Eric Swalwell than there is of Republicans growing balls."

Vote GOP.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (cS1cw)

201 Swallwell also used campaign funds to pay his illegal nanny and his wife. Something like a quarter of a million since 2018.

Again, why is this coming out now?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (qWalT)
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See my comment (way) above: this is a coordinated effort to take him out

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

202 >>Again, why is this coming out now?

Utilitarians have no Allies.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (TLp3A)

203 A guy who fucked fucked fang fang the spy spy is also sexually hassing women?

No way.
Posted by: Heroq
.......

Fang Fand says they never has sex. She just held him while he talked and cried.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)

204 A rogues gallery running for Governor of CA. One with very deep pockets, two with a lot of connections but also enemies, the rest with no chance.

Xavier Becerra – Former HHS Secretary, former CA AG
Matt Mahan – Mayor of San Jose
Katie Porter – Former US Rep. Orange County
Tom Steyer – Billionaire Entrepreneur
Eric Fartman Swalowell
Tony Thurmond – State Superintendent of Public Instruction
Antonio Villaraigosa – Former Mayor LA, Former Assembly Speaker
Betty Yee – Former State Controller

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (oiNtH)

205 Having ruled in 2022 that capital gains aren't income, to get around Washington's constitutional prohibition on an income tax, the Washington state supreme court is about to rule that income isn't income, so Washington can implement the so-called "Millionaires" income tax.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (n1OCj)

So Wash state wants to get rid of all of their millionaires?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (SRRAx)

odds are the millionaires tax will get down to the middle class, since that is where the money is.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (8avO+)

206 Tax the rich, feed the poor
'Til there are no rich no more...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (XuXeR)

207 Casey Putsch for Ohio Gov in R primary. A losing cause most likely, but at least you get to vote for someone a little more palatable before having to pull the lever for Vivek later in the year.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Dv3i1)
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Is his nickname "Beer Hall?" Because he'd get my vote if that was the case.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (GDFK9)

208 0HOUR1
@0hour1
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5h
The United States has blown up all the transport planes that regime members were going to use to escape.

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That would be...interesting...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (mdSmG)

209
So Wash state wants to get rid of all of their millionaires?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (SRRAx)



1. Get rid of millionaires.
2. ???????????????????????????

3. MASSIVE PROFITS!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

210 @201 Seems like every California democrat has a closet overflowing with skeletons. If the Party doesn't want you running for an office you had better comply.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (cWLG3)

211 A rogues gallery running for Governor of CA. One with very deep pockets, two with a lot of connections but also enemies, the rest with no chance.

Xavier Becerra – Former HHS Secretary, former CA AG
Matt Mahan – Mayor of San Jose
Katie Porter – Former US Rep. Orange County
Tom Steyer – Billionaire Entrepreneur
Eric Fartman Swalowell
Tony Thurmond – State Superintendent of Public Instruction
Antonio Villaraigosa – Former Mayor LA, Former Assembly Speaker
Betty Yee – Former State Controller
Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (oiNtH)



They all suck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

212 In 2000, CA was 50% White (non-Hispanic). By 2020 it was less than 35%. It's currently estimated to be around 30%. No GOP governor is going to win in CA.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

But Bush promised that Hispanics were natural conservative voter?!?

Posted by: Normie GOP Voter at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (JCZqz)

213 @203 You saying he didn't put it in the hole?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (cWLG3)

214 Maybe somebody has already mentioned this, but a tanker exploded under the Bridge of the Americas, which spans the Pacific side of the Panama Canal. Could've collapsed the bridge into the Canal and blocked it, but fortunately they got the fire put out before that happened.

Imagine if the Panama Canal and the Strait of Hormuz were blocked at the same time.

Not a pleasant scenario to contemplate.
Posted by: Bulg


From the Panamanian report I saw, the problem was that someone had allowed a freaking petroleum TANK FARM to be sited under the bridge, and that is what caught fire.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (rbvCR)

215 >>The United States has blown up all the transport planes that regime members were going to use to escape.


SUFFAH Mullahs.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (TLp3A)

216 210 @201 Seems like every California democrat has a closet overflowing with skeletons. If the Party doesn't want you running for an office you had better comply.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (cWLG3)

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CA is a machine politics state. You do not rise in machine politics by being good at politics. You rise by appealing to those in power.

That doesn't really attract...moral people. Or encourage morality.

Politics is generally an awful place, but the more machine a jurisdiction is, the more overt the incentives for bad behavior proliferate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)

217 I may be far too young to be this cynical, but there was never a chance that there wouldn’t be a dem on the ballot for gov of California.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (u73oe)

218 It should be Bang Fang

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (Ia/+0)

219 Oh, guess not. Good.

I get a kick out of Elric's shtick.
Posted by: Bulg
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Same here.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 07, 2026 03:53 PM (VkY89)
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The Blade, he aims to please

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

220 Swalwel's mom came on to me with the "Me so horny. Me love you long time" line at a Bangles concert at Toad's Place in 1977.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (wBaIH)

221 2 Somebody on the left is targeting swalwell. This is not random it is a coordinated attack from the left.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)

Acknowledged, but no one deserves it more than Swallwell does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (UA2di)

222 GREAT NEWS!!

The Pakistani PM has asked President Trump to extend the deadline by 2 weeks because negotiations are going well!"

4 pm. - CNN

Peace in our time people. Peace in our time.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (Sco7b)

223 That VDH line is too funny Ace.

He should have said that.

Seriously. Decades ago when I was young. The USSR sent a trade delegation to Cincinnati in the 80's. Set up in the Union terminal. I was in sales so basically doing nothing. So i went. There was no one there except me and like half a dozen Russians. There was one lady, 30 ish. Not great looking but okay. Nice hooters. I walked around a bit and one of the old guys was talking to her in Russia and pointing towards me. She came over and started talking to me. How wonderful Russia was etc. Standing close to me. THe old guy comes up from behind her with like a giant old camera with like the accordion bellows looking extension and a separate handheld flash bulb. He tries to take my picture, as he was going to do it, I stepped back so she was blocking me. He wound up taking a picture of nothing. He got mad and started yelling at her. I left. I don't think it was a honey pot, but it was pretty obvious that the last thing in the world she wanted to do was to talk to me and her boss was making her. I should have stayed. It would have turned into a Woody Allen movie.

Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)

224 See my comment (way) above: this is a coordinated effort to take him out

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

Rather than a coordinated effort, it's more likely he's just easy pickings. A bunch of Dems have clearly had a lot of dirt on him and now that he's running against them or others they favor they're finally releasing it.

Posted by: Sjg at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (aqZN1)

225 Somebody on the left is targeting swalwell. This is not random it is a coordinated attack from the left.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)

Acknowledged, but no one deserves it more than Swallwell does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 04:09 PM (UA2di)

The real question is will the SoCal Dems be able to take control from the Pelosi NorCal Dems?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (8avO+)

226 Seems like every California democrat has a closet overflowing with skeletons. If the Party doesn't want you running for an office you had better comply.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (cWLG3)

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CA is a machine politics state. You do not rise in machine politics by being good at politics. You rise by appealing to those in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)
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And by knifing your competition in the back ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

227 Politics is generally an awful place, but the more machine a jurisdiction is, the more overt the incentives for bad behavior proliferate"

Tammany Hall agrees

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (XuXeR)

228 Somebody on the left is targeting swalwell. This is not random it is a coordinated attack from the left.
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See also the NYT suddenly reporting on the illegal fundraising of ActBlue.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (HXT0k)

229 226 CA is a machine politics state. You do not rise in machine politics by being good at politics. You rise by appealing to those in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)
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And by knifing your competition in the back ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

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I suspect the most corrupt state is a state no one thinks of.

Like, Rhode Island (if it actually exists).

No one cares about the place. The politics of the state MUST be really boring. So, no one looks into it.

So, there's no sunlight to expose corruption, and it just festers for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (mdSmG)

230 Good lord. Swallwell was hitting everything that wasn’t nailed down. Has anybody seen the cat?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (f4tQo)

231 Again, why is this coming out now?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:04 PM (qWalT)


MeToo is a tool of political advantage?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)

232 I don't think it was a honey pot, but it was pretty obvious that the last thing in the world she wanted to do was to talk to me and her boss was making her. I should have stayed. It would have turned into a Woody Allen movie.
Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)

USSR used to do that all the time to get tech secrets or contacts.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (8avO+)

233 227 Politics is generally an awful place, but the more machine a jurisdiction is, the more overt the incentives for bad behavior proliferate"

But coming out of Chicago, Barack Obama was as pure as the driven snow...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (eOFY+)

234 Who are we to vaporize their culture?

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (vFG9F)

235 5h
The United States has blown up all the transport planes that regime members were going to use to escape.
===

It's a long walk to Tipperary...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (RIvkX)

236
CA is a machine politics state. You do not rise in machine politics by being good at politics. You rise by appealing to those in power.
_------------------_

Hollywood works the same way. Talent doesn't matter. Handing out Jolly Ranchers and roophies at Brian Singer's pool parties gets you hired.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (u7xpq)

237 Again, why is this coming out now?
Posted by: CaliGirl

MeToo is a tool of political advantage?
Posted by: Kindltot


Nooooooo.....

Posted by: Christine Blasey-Ford at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (VHUov)

238 @Partisan_12
TUCKER CARLSON:

"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT or resign."

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The only people who will listen to this and act on it are people who will undermine Trump.

So...do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (mdSmG)

239 freaking petroleum TANK FARM "

Well, it was cheap land...
But if the canal was a target, that was a poor shot.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)

240 54 Somebody on the left is targeting swalwell. This is not random it is a coordinated attack from the left.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)
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Frau Gruppenfuhrer Katie Porker
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:38 PM (RIvkX)
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There was an interesting post on my local Nextdoor (I'm in CA). Liberal lady asking about Porter. Lots of responses, mostly lib women. Most were aware of her bad temperament. Some didn't seem to care that much, comments about can't be worse then what's in the WH right now. Others really like Becerra. Surprisingly, a couple of them wished we had Reagan back as CA governor.

Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (kX27y)

241 CA is a machine politics state. You do not rise in machine politics by being good at politics. You rise by appealing to those in power.

That doesn't really attract...moral people. Or encourage morality.

Politics is generally an awful place, but the more machine a jurisdiction is, the more overt the incentives for bad behavior proliferate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)

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Califzuela politics has historically been dominated by a small number of interconnected political families, most notably the Browns, Newsoms, Pelosis, and Gettys -- a dynasty often referred to as "The Four Families"

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (TbhYO)

242 Providence Rhode Island used to be run by the mob. It was actually beautiful and foscally sound back then.

That’s when Democrats took over, and it was all downhill

Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (f4tQo)

243 I suspect the most corrupt state is a state no one thinks of.

Like, Rhode Island (if it actually exists).

No one cares about the place. The politics of the state MUST be really boring. So, no one looks into it.

So, there's no sunlight to expose corruption, and it just festers for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:11 PM (mdSmG)

Not enough to steal to get truly bad. There's a reason that the mass corruptions and large cities are tied together.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (8avO+)

244 @236 that sounds ghey.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (cWLG3)

245 Y'all are a bunch of smart pervs so I'm sure this was already said but...

"Absorb the functions" of the Congressional office? Sounds like an ad for Epstein's Island.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (HIRLq)

246 Who are we to vaporize their culture?
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (vFG9F)
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Actually that would violate the Prime Directive, but we only ever gave that lip service anyway.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (RIvkX)

247
Xavier Becerra – Former HHS Secretary, former CA AG
Matt Mahan – Mayor of San Jose
Katie Porter – Former US Rep. Orange County
Tom Steyer – Billionaire Entrepreneur
Eric Fartman Swalowell
Tony Thurmond – State Superintendent of Public Instruction
Antonio Villaraigosa – Former Mayor LA, Former Assembly Speaker
Betty Yee – Former State Controller
Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:06 PM (oiNtH)

I keep seeing Tom Steyer ads, he's promising free lunches for every kid and I can only imagine what other free shit he's promising.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (qWalT)

248 Seriously. Decades ago when I was young. The USSR sent a trade delegation to Cincinnati in the 80's. Set up in the Union terminal. I was in sales so basically doing nothing. So i went. There was no one there except me and like half a dozen Russians. There was one lady, 30 ish. Not great looking but okay. Nice hooters. I walked around a bit and one of the old guys was talking to her in Russia and pointing towards me. She came over and started talking to me. How wonderful Russia was etc. Standing close to me. THe old guy comes up from behind her with like a giant old camera with like the accordion bellows looking extension and a separate handheld flash bulb. He tries to take my picture, as he was going to do it, I stepped back so she was blocking me. He wound up taking a picture of nothing. He got mad and started yelling at her. I left. I don't think it was a honey pot, but it was pretty obvious that the last thing in the world she wanted to do was to talk to me and her boss was making her. I should have stayed. It would have turned into a Woody Allen movie.
Posted by: cynical moron
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This is the worst Dear Penthouse Letter ever.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (HXT0k)

249 243
Not enough to steal to get truly bad. There's a reason that the mass corruptions and large cities are tied together.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (8avO+)

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It would be on a per capita basis worst, not a raw dollars worst.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:14 PM (mdSmG)

250 >> I suspect the most corrupt state is a state no one thinks of.


Delaware is probably high on the list.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:15 PM (TLp3A)

251 227 Politics is generally an awful place, but the more machine a jurisdiction is, the more overt the incentives for bad behavior proliferate"

But coming out of Chicago, Barack Obama was as pure as the driven snow...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (eOFY+)

He came out of the Universities. They are worse than any political machine around.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

252 If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT or resign."


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Like his worthless son ??

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (GD0B3)

253 he's promising free lunches for every kid"

I see that line getting tossed around... like the free food in skrools ever stopped...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (XuXeR)

254 When you walk around with your dick out saying “this isn’t going to suck itself”, eventually someone notices. It doesn’t really take a vendetta. It just takes people who have tired of seeing your dick.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (f4tQo)

255 Ok, Buckley, resign.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (GD0B3)

256 freaking petroleum TANK FARM "

Well, it was cheap land...
But if the canal was a target, that was a poor shot.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)

The zone doesn't have a lot of room for anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (8avO+)

257 241
Califzuela politics has historically been dominated by a small number of interconnected political families, most notably the Browns, Newsoms, Pelosis, and Gettys -- a dynasty often referred to as "The Four Families"
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 04:13 PM
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And don't forget Colonel Sanders, with his wee beadie eyes!

Posted by: Charlie MacKenzie's Dad at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (cWLG3)

258
Isn't that the title of Amazon's new James Bond movie?

"James Bond: Chinese Spy Humper"


Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (iJfKG)

259 238 @Partisan_12
TUCKER CARLSON:

"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT



Some chick on MS Now is calling for this too now.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)

260 Delaware is probably high on the list"

Seriously? Louisiana and West Virginia laugh...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (XuXeR)

261 Like his worthless son ??
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (GD0B3)


He should have a good son, like Mark Levin. A son who could do wonderful things and make a nation proud. A son who knows the right politician to work for.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (rbvCR)

262 260 Seriously? Louisiana and West Virginia laugh...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (XuXeR)

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The state of Huey Long?

Corrupt?

Surely you jest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (mdSmG)

263 TJM is on the big screen, Alfred Hitchcock early years

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (Ia/+0)

264 238 @Partisan_12
TUCKER CARLSON:

"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT



Some chick on MS Now is calling for this too now.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)

Lots of active duty people engaged in bombing Iran have their eyes glued to MSNOW while prepping for missions.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)

265 israel controls the largest government in the world and is willing to kill anyone who critizes israel

that's why it's literally illegal to critize israel in america

there's absolutely no way that israel could know who i am, though, because i use a vpn

i smart

Posted by: The Obvious, Plain Truth at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (Qx+VI)

266 Any of my Ohio peeps remember this?

"The Taft coin scandal had a significant impact on former Ohio Governor Bob Taft’s legacy. The scandal involved the rare coin investments made by the Ohio Bureau of Workers’ Compensation, which ultimately led to allegations of corruption and ethical misconduct during Taft’s tenure as governor."

lol

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (DgMqy)

267 >>Seriously? Louisiana and West Virginia laugh...


Look into Delaware. The money that flows through that backwards ass little State is incredible.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (TLp3A)

268 Is Biden still alive?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (DFdns)

269 I think Buckley's worthless wife is also on Government's dole. She should go too. Get a job with Cucker.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (GD0B3)

270 264 238 @Partisan_12
TUCKER CARLSON:

"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT



Some chick on MS Now is calling for this too now.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)

Lots of active duty people engaged in bombing Iran have their eyes glued to MSNOW while prepping for missions.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
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Is it time for a Hollywood F.A.G. PSA to stop this war?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (cWLG3)

271 Looking at that list, I'm guessing Becerra will be the next Governor of California.

Everything else is just noise.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (SRRAx)

272 Ace criticizes everything Trump does...

...except the war.

Interesting, no?
Posted by: The Obvious, Plain Truth at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (Qx+VI)


don't you dare call ace a neocon. Neocons have no honor, and only love the propaganda machine they serve. They only speak to gain power, and pretend it is patriotism.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (rbvCR)

273
Scott Brown was only 16 years ago. A Republican can definitely win in Massachusetts still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:44 PM (mdSmG)



I dunno. I sent his campaign $20 and within 24 hours my credit card got compromised, someone paid for about $200 in porn subscriptions with it. I knew it wasn't my doing because even back then I knew that you can get all the porn you want for free with a simple web search.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (y9nCu)

274 Ace is in the Pocket of Big Jew!

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (TLp3A)

275 Are there any states with clean politics? Any of them?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (u7xpq)

276 268 Is Biden still alive?

Yes, he and the entire family (of course) were back in Santa Ynez for Easter. At his friend's ranch where he's stayed before.

Posted by: beckster at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (kX27y)

277 Lots of active duty people engaged in bombing Iran have their eyes glued to MSNOW while prepping for missions.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)

Code Pink!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (GD0B3)

278 275 Are there any states with clean politics? Any of them?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (u7xpq)

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Not even my state of mind, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (mdSmG)

279 >>Seriously? Louisiana and West Virginia laugh...


Look into Delaware. The money that flows through that backwards ass little State is incredible.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:18 PM (TLp3A)

They screwed up bigtime by trying to trap Musk a while back with some sort of tax on CEOs or something. The cheap incorporation of companies there is a lot less alluring going forward.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (8avO+)

280 102 Listen h8ers there are people of color running for governor and not one of you has accused them of running this op.

That is racist and you know it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:47 PM (RIvkX)


USC canceled its March 24 debate because none of the non-White candidates met the objective criteria they had set to qualify. Reality is unequitable, and Leftists are so hatefully bigoted that a debate with six White candidates seemed worse to them than none at all.

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (Sy6m/)

281 For someone with terminal bla bla bla he dtill is breathing

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0)

282 I keep seeing Tom Steyer ads, he's promising free lunches for every kid and I can only imagine what other free shit he's promising.

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Paid for...by all the people whose kids are gonna get "free" lunches!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (qBdHI)

283 >>Are there any states with clean politics? Any of them?


It would be completely against the laws of Nature and Man for it to be possible.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (TLp3A)

284 282 I keep seeing Tom Steyer ads, he's promising free lunches for every kid and I can only imagine what other free shit he's promising.

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Paid for...by all the people whose kids are gonna get "free" lunches!
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 04:20 PM (qBdHI)
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One of the top 100 reasons I'm glad I moved out of California.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (cWLG3)

285 283 >>Are there any states with clean politics? Any of them?


It would be completely against the laws of Nature and Man for it to be possible.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (TLp3A)

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"If people would just..."

*smack!*

"In the history of the world, the people have never 'just'. Not once."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (mdSmG)

286 don't you dare call ace a neocon. Neocons have no honor, and only love the propaganda machine they serve. They only speak to gain power, and pretend it is patriotism.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2026 04:19 PM (rbvCR)

Neocons are also mostly Dems these days over the Ukraine wars.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:21 PM (8avO+)

287 105 Classic.
Callbacks are the Mortar of the Blogging Industry.
Posted by: garrett

Too much Smart Military Blogging going on here. I first read this as the splodey kind of mortar, not the bricklayer kind of mortar. That didn't make much sense.
Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 03:48 PM (VHUov)


Callouts are the Mortar Fire of the Blogging Industry.

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:22 PM (Sy6m/)

288 I attended the Trump rally in Riverside County and exiting the venue was a scene straight out of Thunderdome. Didn't know who Chad Bianco was at the time, but then they arrested some nutcase late in the proceedings and Bianco was suddenly all over the place patting himself on the back. Think they ended up bringing no charges against the arrestee. Then I found out that he was responsible for the traffic management that night.

He appears to be pretty well funded. I think Trump has some knowledge of how things went down at that rally and figured he'd be no better than Newsome. Steve Hilton impresses me every time I hear him. Other than that self-congratulatory press conference, I've not heard Chad Bianco speak anywhere...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (nbLIj)

289 OMG! She's after Ace!

Democrat candidate for the GA State House Suzanna Karatassos says when Democrats take back control, anyone who voted for Trump will lose internet privileges for 4 years.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY YOU BETTER NOT STAY HOME ON ELECTION DAY.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (ndZc7)

290
@JonLemire
President Donald Trump is threatening that a “whole civilization will die tonight”
Posted by: L - No nic

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Yeah, just like Star Wars. Really gonna happen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (n7rxJ)

291 Calling top bunk first

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)

292 The zone doesn't have a lot of room for anything."

Actually, most of the operations are now on the other side... well away from the waterway.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (XuXeR)

293 Totally Off-Topic:

I was just flipping around on TV and I noticed that:

There are a bunch of similar movies (and series) about hitmen who get Alzheimers'.

Is that a thing do we need a charity for forgetful hitmen now?

Do something different Hollywood!

Hitmen with IBS or Lactose Intolerance. Now there's drama...about too make a hit then Oh no!

Get on it, hollywood!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (iJfKG)

294 Chicoms are providing real time intelligence, satelite data to the IRGC. Very nice of them.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (GD0B3)

295 So now opening the Gulags is on the tablefor future programs

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

296 ...Politics is generally an awful place, but the more machine a jurisdiction is, the more overt the incentives for bad behavior proliferate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (mdSmG)



Chicago politics conducted a master class in this back when I was a kid.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 07, 2026 04:24 PM (lmdht)

297 >>@JonLemire
President Donald Trump is threatening that a “whole civilization will die tonight”
Posted by: L - No nic


The Moon Mission is a clever Ruse. Trump is going to end ALL of Earth's remaining Humanity tonight.
Those 'Astronauts' are going to be all that is left to Seed the planet after we are gone.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (TLp3A)

298 @289 Her campaign instagram channel looks like a montage of crazy AWFL tiktok videos (face filling the frame, whites of eyes showing, etc).https://www.instagram.com/suzanna_for_georgia/

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 04:25 PM (cWLG3)

299 Hitmen with IBS or Lactose Intolerance. "

Leave the gun. Take the canolli...

Can't. It's not gluten free...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (XuXeR)

300 Glad to see VDH looking good. Dude had me worried he was headed for the dirt nap.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (f4tQo)

301 Nood: tyranny nepots love the Great Satan, not loved back

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (Sy6m/)

302 Lots of active duty people engaged in bombing Iran have their eyes glued to MSNOW while prepping for missions.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
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Oh please, Don Lemon, tell us what to do. We're lost without you and that man/woman to guide us!
Love,
The Most Awesome Fighting Force in the History of the World.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 04:26 PM (lCppi)

303 Chicago politics conducted a master class"

The Ryan's divorce records say "no way! "

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 04:27 PM (XuXeR)

304 So Democrats, Iranians, Chinese and the UN are all on the same page, saying if Trump bombs the power plants it’s a “war crime”. lol.

Oh and Democrats are going to impeach him. Double lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (f4tQo)

305 Look into Delaware. The money that flows through that backwards ass little State is incredible.
Posted by: garrett

Yep. Remember, that's where a lot of US Corps are incorporated.

Don't tell me there's no graft in that.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)

306 Q'Tucker Qatarlson talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

307 he's promising free lunches for every kid"

I see that line getting tossed around... like the free food in skrools ever stopped...
Posted by: man

My kids went to school in SoCal and we were pressured every year to sign up for free school lunches which we never did as their father and I did very well and didn't need it. Are you sure? Are you suuuuure??? Yes dammit, we don't need it.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:30 PM (oiNtH)

308 238 @Partisan_12
TUCKER CARLSON:

"If you work in the White House or in the US military, now is the time to say NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT or resign."
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The only people who will listen to this and act on it are people who will undermine Trump.

So...do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Here's my big problem with such babble, dear: Where and for whom does son Buckley (NOT Buckley the also idiot brother) work?

Last I heard was still: Buckley Carlson (born c. 1997) is the son of conservative media personality Tucker Carlson and currently serves as the Deputy Press Secretary for Vice President JD Vance, a role he began in January 2025.

(Reportedly, stationed in the Eisenhower Building, D.C.)

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)

309 So Democrats, Iranians, Chinese and the UN are all on the same page, saying if Trump bombs the power plants it’s a “war crime”. lol.

Oh and Democrats are going to impeach him. Double lol.
Posted by: Vengeance

MGT reared her irrelevant head and said that if Trump does this, the 25th needs to be enacted. Oh, do go away.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 04:34 PM (oiNtH)

310 308. Not you, Tucker Carlson's babble.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 04:35 PM (NFX2v)

311 309. Posted by: Cheri

The EU, too, it seems.

Euro News, "Don't commit war crimes in Iran, EU urges Trump as deadline looms"

Donald Trump's threat to strike Iran's bridges and power plants has raised the prospect of war crimes. The EU insists all sides should respect international law and exercise "maximum restraint".

👉HOWEVER, The United States is not a party to the Rome Statute, the founding treaty of the International Criminal Court (ICC), and does not recognize its jurisdiction over American citizens. While the U.S. signed the treaty in 2000, it never ratified it, and the signature was later formally withdrawn, citing concerns over sovereignty, constitutional conflicts, and the potential prosecution of U.S. military personnel.

And yet, Jack Smith.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 04:41 PM (NFX2v)

312 Once I hear the "shan't", I know Ace is serious.

Posted by: Pooklord at April 07, 2026 04:49 PM (asU3w)

313 To mitigate the damage, Trump can also say positive things about other repub candidates, later be critical of Hilton, etc, to the point the original endorsement is watered down to being near meaningless.

Everyone knows Trump says lots of things and that can be used to undo the damage, at least somewhat.

Posted by: Pooklord at April 07, 2026 04:55 PM (asU3w)

Schmoll: In 2006, Democrats Led in Net Favorability by 18 Points. In 2018, by 12. And Now?
Republicans Lead by Five.

Video of CNN informing its audience that Democrats are not doing that well below.

7 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Republicans vs Democrats net favorability

2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5

That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)

Democrats do lead on the "generic congressional ballot," but by a historically small lead: five points.



Yes, they're ahead -- but only barely. Given historical precedent and the current political environment, they should be running away with it.

But they're not.

"This lead is historically low for Democrats at this point with a Republican president," Enten said. "On average, their lead's actually slightly less. It's five points. That's less than it was back in 2018 when it was eight points and way less than it was during the 2006 cycle when it was 11 points."

Five points.

Now, I don't exactly trust the approval rating polls showing that President Donald Trump at -20 or -30, but still, with numbers like that, Democrats should be crushing the GOP in the general congressional ballot, but they're not.

"You'd make the argument, Democrats should be way ahead, and they're just only sort of slightly ahead," Enten pointed out.

In Virginia, Abigail Spannberger, a woke Deep State traitor, ran as a "moderate centrist."

This was, of course, a lie to con the rubes.

But the rubes are noticing, and her approval rate is plunging as Virginia voters realize they've been lied to.

Just two months into her term of office, Gov. Spanberger's approval polling is barely above water. Her win last year was supposed to be the victory of pragmatic moderation over the voices of the far left, but since then Virginia voters seem to have realized she's a left-wing partisan, not a moderate. Today the Washington Post has a story about this sudden turnaround.
Advertisement


Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger's approval rating stands at 47 percent two months into the Democrat's term, with 46 percent of voters disapproving and 7 percent expressing no opinion in a Washington Post-Schar School poll.

Spanberger won in a 15-point landslide last year after touting her reputation for bipartisanship built on three terms representing a conservative-leaning district in Congress. But her current ratings reflect sharp polarization among Virginia voters in their views of the state's first female governor.

The approval mark for Spanberger is 13 percentage points lower than the average for Virginia governors in Post polling since the 1990s. Her near-even split between approval and disapproval is a worse net approval rating than the early-term scores of her predecessors in previous Post polls. It is also slightly weaker than ratings of her immediate predecessor, Glenn Youngkin (R), in a Post-Schar School poll last fall, showing he ended his term with 50 percent approval and 46 percent disapproval.


So where is the "sharp polarization" coming from? It's coming from Spanberger herself who hasn't been content to focus on affordability and is instead focused on issues like making sure police don't cooperate with ICE.

The Democrats, of course, intend to lie their way into office this year. They will almost all claim to be moderate, except for the designated woke warrior bomb-throwers in safe districts who will be allowed to preach the True Democrat Religion.

It's important to really push the Spannberger story and show that she lied and therefore all the other Democrats running the Spannberger Playbook are lying as well.

Some other bits:

The NYT's portrait of a stalker:

The left is pushing the 25th Amendment for Trump again, after assuring us for four years that Biden was a highly engaged "super-ager" who ran circles around his 30-year-old staffers.

By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

In fact, he was locked in the Situation Room monitoring the rescue effort he'd ordered.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:18 PM




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1 1?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (CWTWj)

2 Holy shit, I made the front page!!!

Thanks, ace!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (FmapG)

3 Trump's breath stinks so bad that's he be only breath on Iran and they be sirendoor.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 07, 2026 02:19 PM (B1QDm)

4 By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

Well, obviously. He's just the president. It's not like he has anything better to do than talk to the press all day every day. /sarc

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (a+4eV)

5 The left is pushing the 25th Amendment for Trump again, after assuring us for four years that Biden was a highly engaged "super-ager" who ran circles around his 30-year-old staffers.

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Your quarterly reminder that the entire 25th Amendment process is short-circuited by a letter written by the president to the Speaker of the House.

The 25th Amendment is designed for a comatose or missing president, not a crazy one.

Anyone pushing this nonsense either has no clue what they are talking about, or they are grifting.

It's probably both, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (mdSmG)

6 A-Aron Rupar has never, ever seen voluntarily-exposed boobs in person.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (FmapG)

7 R+5? I'd love that to be true and hope very very much that it is true. But I don't think it's true. But I hope it is. Very very much so. Almost as much as I hope for a pet dragon and for all Maxim cover models to be waiting for me at my place when I get home tonight.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

8 Ace is sneaky snake. Aying with us late in the comments. Lulling us into a false sense of security. Then bam! Drops a nood on us.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (0SGkq)

9 Damn, posts like this make me think MS Now is lying to me and their 1.7 million viewers.

"Number One Morning Show in Washington D.C."

Hmmm - 80 hours a week watching Presudent Trump. Pantsless?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (Sco7b)

10 403 suddenly the Senate is voting on "Chad FucktheImmigrants Johnson" for the 1st Circuit no matter what the MA senators think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (mdSmG)

I'd vote for Chad FTI Johnson.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:19 PM (FmapG)

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Bruh.

His momma gave him that name. Don't disrespect him by shortening it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (mdSmG)

11 Aaron Rupar looks like he sits on that chair when his wife is having sex.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)

12 "Dr" Gupta should lose his medical license... If he actually has one...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (IJL3x)

13 By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

They said he was DYING at Walter Reed.

Dying.

"Called a lid" means 'the president is dying' now.

Remind me. What did 'calling a lid' mean just 15 months ago?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (FmapG)

14 7 R+5? I'd love that to be true and hope very very much that it is true. But I don't think it's true. But I hope it is. Very very much so. Almost as much as I hope for a pet dragon and for all Maxim cover models to be waiting for me at my place when I get home tonight.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

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Decent polling over the past few months seems to indicate a D+2-3 environment for November.

Which would be a small House win, at best. I'm talking small. Like 5 House seats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (mdSmG)

15 3 Trump's breath stinks so bad that's he be only breath on Iran and they be sirendoor.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt

Did you buy the rights from Dorcas Blimline to talk about Trump's breath?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (Dv3i1)

16 Vin Gupta is wise in the ways of jugaad.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)

17 That's good news, and I'm hopeful, but polls have been less than reliable lately.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (N1DT3)

18 These people that vote all these Charleton Democrats get what they voted for.

They lie so bad and these zeros cannot see through the smoke and realize the truth.

Why are these people so dumb ????

Now they suffer and complain that we did not know Spam-Burger was this bad ????

SUCKERS ...........

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (/Uzmo)

19 >> But the rubes are noticing, and her approval rate is plunging as Virginia voters realize they've been lied to.


I dunno. Can anybody be that naive or stupid?

My theory is these are the “independents” who fancy themselves as more removed and therefore more astute about politics. They are not married to either party, smarter than anyone in the room, and not beholden to anyone.

Except their own dishonest stupidly and inability to cogently digest facts or make plausible arguments.

And we all end up bent over a barrel because of it.


Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (f4tQo)

20 I just never imagined a woman with a name like Abigail Spanberger would - once given power - emerge as a raging grade A bitch.

Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (SD7rz)

21 Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president. He says it's pretty bleak.

Dude, I don't think Trump is the reason your life is so bleak. Go outside, touch grass, maybe a boobie or two. Who knows, you might find that life is okay once you drop your obsession.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)

22 One of the advantages of the Virginia Gov system is that you only have to convince the voters once and then you can pretty much do whatever you want.

Pity Youngkin didn't understand this dynamic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

23 CISA sez Iran cyberwarriors are targeting USA programmable logic controllers. (PLCs are used in industrial automation.) Rockwell devices are specifically targeted due to a known five-year-old exploit.

For their part, Rockwell sez "Users should never configure their devices to be directly connected to the public-facing internet."

Well, duh.

Posted by: gp at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (N8ZBc)

24 21 Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president. He says it's pretty bleak.

Dude, I don't think Trump is the reason your life is so bleak. Go outside, touch grass, maybe a boobie or two. Who knows, you might find that life is okay once you drop your obsession.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)

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His hard work prevented Trump from winning the presidency in 2024, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (mdSmG)

25
Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (f4tQo)


I'd like to see you try.....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (IJL3x)

26 And we all end up bent over a barrel because of it.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM


Is it better to be bent over The Barrel, or in The Barrel?

Posted by: Philosomoron at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)

27 22 Pity Youngkin didn't understand this dynamic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

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He did.

He did exactly what he wanted.

He tried out for a national gig by being moderate and amenable and popular in a purple/blue state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (mdSmG)

28 Almost as much as I hope for a pet dragon and for all Maxim cover models to be waiting for me at my place when I get home tonight.

Posted by: Elric The Blade


Narrator: Neither a dragon nor Maxim cover models will be waiting for him at his place tonight.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t)

29 "The man who watches Trump all day, every day"

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How hard can this be when Trump just watches Gorilla TV all day, every day?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (+Bx8T)

30 biden era: calling a lid meant the staff was exhausted from trying to keep up with mister sharp as a tack

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (CWTWj)

31 What percentage of the population realizes the Democrats are either insane or demon possessed.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (z7rHe)

32 This is going to come down to voter enthusiasm.

The Dems are going to come out against Trump/GOP big time.

The GOP/MAGA better show up or its going to get ugly.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (IifOV)

33 Uh huh. Suuuure, bud.

I'm sure that's what this sallow little gooner is telling his boyfriend when he's into hour 60 of beating off to German Scheiße vids...

"GO AWAY!!! I am watching videos of King Donald, and trying to save Our Precious Democracy! THIS IS MY JOB DAMMIT!!!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)

34 The U.S. carried out more than 50 strikes against military targets on Iran's Kharg Island on Tuesday, hours ahead of President Donald Trump’s 8 p.m. ET deadline for Tehran to allow full traffic to resume through the Strait of Hormuz.

“From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Kharg Island"
We fight our country’s battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (/Uzmo)

35 They get elected. Then their approval ratings plummet. Over and over. Yawn.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (URW1b)

36 Is it better to be bent over The Barrel, or in The Barrel?

Posted by: Philosomoron at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)

Yes.

- Bootyjuice

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (FmapG)

37 I don’t give a fig if it’s Dems +1. It’s still a loss, and it shouldn’t be in this environment.

Yeah we only lost the World Series by one point, but it’s really a win.

Hey we lost the battle and we’re all dead, but hey we killed 20 of their guys. So it’s a win.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (f4tQo)

38 Biden Admin Lid status:

Butt's been -
[ ] wiped
[x] not wiped

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)

39 Drive by diagnoses are particularly reliable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (ndZc7)

40 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC


youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

41 On the Spannberger:

(1) "moderates" are stupid and will believe that she was a special case. The other Democrats REALLY MEAN IT!

(2) I'm fairly certain fraud put her over the top. We had a GOPe in power and for all his pretense of being tough, Youngkin was a GOPe squish and did nothing to put an end to the fraud.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)

42 "The psychological demands of Aaron Rupar’s work are immense."

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I believe the term you're looking for is "LSD flashbacks."

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (+Bx8T)

43 By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

In fact, he was locked in the Situation Room monitoring the rescue effort he'd ordered.


yeah, that's what they *want* you to think. that truth-teller vox day tells me that trump actually died on saturday and we are now being led by one of the many trump body doubles.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (oY6Yp)

44 For their part, Rockwell sez "Users should never configure their devices to be directly connected to the public-facing internet."

Well, duh.
Posted by: gp


But... but... muh Internet of Things!

Posted by: Your Local Tech Enthusiast at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (a+4eV)

45 Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president.

Sounds like a blood clot waiting to happen.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (IifOV)

46 >>>I believe the term you're looking for is "LSD flashbacks."

I think you mean Twinkie Flashbacks. He is a carb-rich environment.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (1wjle)

47 How can people be "UNDECIDED" when it comes to voting in the midterms ???

Why are they stupid??

Were they born this way or did they learn at the Local "Learing" Center ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (/Uzmo)

48 Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (f4tQo)


What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?

Posted by: far cry at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Q6P2R)

49 Next time someone tells you they are an independent, throat punch them.
Posted by: Marcus T

Just stay away from the teeth, please.

Posted by: Hermie DDS, North Pole Office at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (w9Wax)

50 37 I don’t give a fig if it’s Dems +1. It’s still a loss, and it shouldn’t be in this environment.

Yeah we only lost the World Series by one point, but it’s really a win.

Hey we lost the battle and we’re all dead, but hey we killed 20 of their guys. So it’s a win.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (f4tQo)

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"Republicans should have ahistorical wins in midterm elections, and it's the only barometer to measure things by."

I mean...okay.

Out of power parties just...do better in midterms. Not even Obama's people could figure out how to reverse that, and he had that whole advanced Facebook thing on his side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (mdSmG)

51 What "current political environment " , the one you are trying to create with your relentless miserable coverage?

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (YwEeS)

52 Can't believe Dems think a white woman beating a woman of color is something good.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (n17eQ)

53 truth-teller vox day tells me that trump actually died on saturday and we are now being led by one of the many trump body doubles.
Posted by: anachronda


The body-doubles thing was only funny the first time when it was Biden.

Posted by: Your Local Tech Enthusiast at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (a+4eV)

54 Legit surprised GOP has held up as well as it has.

$5 gas though has really dimmed my optimism. I see diesel hit $6+ here.

We’re lucky Dems just have nothing but TDS to offer

Posted by: Maroon at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (vQ4US)

55 I don't believeTrump has public engagements 80 hours/week. I know Trump has insane energy level but that statement by the Times seems dumb. Aaron would have to be rewatching or watching multiple broadcasts of Trump speaking trying to find some gotcha moments. I guess Aaron might well be that obsessive, but why is one particular Trump hater worth an article in the Times?

Posted by: PaleRider at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (+89TD)

56 I mean, c'mon.

Outside of campaign season how many hrs/wk of Trump video even gets released? 2? Maybe 3?

Ridiculous.

You're a loser with nothing to do, Aaron. This isn't heroic. You're just living on Twitter and whacking it a lot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

57 Be sure to vote harder. Cucks

Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (qLmoE)

58 >>>40 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM

Posted by: gKWVE

i was about to post about this woman, but I have to add that video. But it's tricky because I already have embedded too many other videos of her woke lunacy and have to decide which of my darlings to kill.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)

59 12 "Dr" Gupta should lose his medical license... If he actually has one...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (IJL3x)

Both he and Dr. Jill....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (DwqWV)

60 Spannberger to the voters of Virgina......

I want Cum in your mouth.... OOPs Sorry !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (/Uzmo)

61 Youngkin was a GOPe squish and did nothing to put an end to the fraud.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)

Except he did, though. He worked with the feds to remove inelligible voters from the rolls prior to the election.

Of COURSE there was still fraud, but to say Youngkin didn't do anything about it just isn't accurate.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)

62 Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
____

She's practically Kenneyesque! Bring on the new Camelot!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)

63 Isn't is amusing both the Dems and the Reps run to the right during election season and then flip hard left after elections are over?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (sKqQm)

64 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry


Run like the hounds of hell are after you?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (a+4eV)

65 You done messed up A-Aron!

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (gtcuf)

66 Spanberger looks like Reinhard Heydrich's bastard granddaughter: https://www.britannica.com/topic/Einsatzgruppen

Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (reMys)

67 54 Legit surprised GOP has held up as well as it has.

$5 gas though has really dimmed my optimism. I see diesel hit $6+ here.

We’re lucky Dems just have nothing but TDS to offer

Posted by: Maroon at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (vQ4US)

======

Oh, no, gas has hit prices not seen since Biden's presidency.

And every indication is that the shock is already cooling in the oil market.

Surely this situation will remain in stone for the next 7 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (mdSmG)

68 The U.S. carried out more than 50 strikes against military targets on Iran's Kharg Island on Tuesday, hours ahead of President Donald Trump’s 8 p.m. ET deadline for Tehran to allow full traffic to resume through the Strait of Hormuz.

“From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Kharg Island"
We fight our country’s battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
In the air, on sea and land
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:26 PM (/Uzmo)

You need to change the order if you're going to chance the rhyme.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (N1DT3)

69 Remember they said Biden was "PROBING" also.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:30 PM (/Uzmo)

70 >>>You're a loser with nothing to do, Aaron. This isn't heroic. You're just living on Twitter and whacking it a lot.

Someone on twitter called him a professional stalker and said he was stalking trump throughout the 2024 campaign. BUT, on one day he blew off his "job" and went to an Earth Wind and Fire concert instead.

That was the day of the Butler PA Assassination.

So... he sucks. Also he's a big tub of lard fatty fatty four by four.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (1wjle)

71 I feel like the "Trump has dementia!" is some sort of bizarre sociological test being run by space lizards.

Like, "holy shit! They believed Biden was a decent man! I bet they'll believe anything. Let's see how far we can push this."

And they all laughed at the Last Egg for his stupid "let's tell them Trump has dementia" idea.

"no one is stupid enough to believe that Last Egg--that's why you're the last egg, always last in everything."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (HXT0k)

72 I was reading a thread by a local MA pol with his constituents (not me thank God), and his argument was "energy prices are high because we aren't taxing energy companies enough"

It being MA about half of the people that responded agreed with him.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

73 Vin Gupta is wise in the ways of jugaad.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)

Guptas are Brahmins. Topmost, shiniest turds of the Indian turdpile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (utfVc)

74 55 I don't believeTrump has public engagements 80 hours/week. I know Trump has insane energy level but that statement by the Times seems dumb. Aaron would have to be rewatching or watching multiple broadcasts of Trump speaking trying to find some gotcha moments.

or going through them slowly looking for the telltale signs of ai modifications.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)

75
But really:

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

Dude. I'm not going 25th Amendment by any means, but I am going Copy Editor. The brand is getting a little eccentric.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

76 The U.S. carried out more than 50 strikes against military targets on Iran's Kharg Island on Tuesday, hours ahead of President Donald Trump’s 8 p.m. ET deadline for Tehran to allow full traffic to resume through the Strait of Hormuz.

The Left: It's not fair! Trump didn't tell them the exact minute when our planes would be overhead. Waaaahhhhhhh!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)

77 40 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

When you look up the word "twat" in the dictionary, they have this photo....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (DwqWV)

78 72 I was reading a thread by a local MA pol with his constituents (not me thank God), and his argument was "energy prices are high because we aren't taxing energy companies enough"

It being MA about half of the people that responded agreed with him.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

=======

"A $3,000 per gallon tax charged to oil companies won't affect prices at the pump for consumers."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (mdSmG)

79 Aaron Rupar looks like I should have expected him too look. I thought he would be a skinny Somali pirate type.

Instead he's leftwing extremist Heel vs Babyface

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (1wjle)

80 Given historical precedent and the current political environment, they should be running away with it.

Explain, por favor?

Posted by: Delurker at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (gtcuf)

81 75
But really:

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

Dude. I'm not going 25th Amendment by any means, but I am going Copy Editor. The brand is getting a little eccentric.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

======

His audience is the IRGC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (mdSmG)

82 64 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry

Run like the hounds of hell are after you?


the catch is that she makes her 500k on onlyfans.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (oY6Yp)

83 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

Dude. I'm not going 25th Amendment by any means, but I am going Copy Editor. The brand is getting a little eccentric.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

Take him seriously but not literally or literally but not seriously.

Those are the only options.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)

84 or going through them slowly looking for the telltale signs of ai modifications.
Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:31 PM (oY6Yp)

Like being 13 and watching scrambled cable looking for a boob?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Sco7b)

85 82 64 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry

Run like the hounds of hell are after you?

the catch is that she makes her 500k on onlyfans.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (oY6Yp)

======

Just feet pics, right?

Right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (mdSmG)

86 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

That's some Oracle of Delphi phrasing right there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (a+4eV)

87 Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president. He says it's pretty bleak.
===
Aaron Rupar's wife spends 80 hours a week entertaining Somali men have nothing to do because they own multiple day care centers all at the same fake address. She doesn't find it bleak at all.

Posted by: A yin to the yang at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (anL5R)

88 By the way, they really freaked out when Trump called a lid on Saturday and did not interact with the press for 24 hours. They were certain he was incapacitated.

--------------

I think Trump 2.0 (not to mention 1.0) likely held more and much longer press conferences (by orders of magnitude) during his first four days (and certainly weeks) in office than F. Joe Sundowner did after being installed for four years of The AutoPen Empire.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (+Bx8T)

89 re 55: maybe he plays recordings backwards to listen for hidden meanings, you know, like "ha ha ron paul's dead"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (CWTWj)

90 55 I don't believeTrump has public engagements 80 hours/week. I know Trump has insane energy level but that statement by the Times seems dumb. Aaron would have to be rewatching or watching multiple broadcasts of Trump speaking trying to find some gotcha moments.

or going through them slowly looking for the telltale signs of ai modifications.


An example would be Trump with three penises and a clutch of testicles, except that might just be true.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Riz8t)

91 OT: Eric Swalwell will NOT drop from the race - he's taking (Katie Porter's) 11th hour surprise and telling her to shove it...

As I was telling the spouse, if you didn't have two absolute criminal sh&tholes running for the D nom, they could force one out, but these two would rather see the party burn if it won't pick them, so they are in it to the end...sucks to be the D party right now, b/c they can't get them out...either one...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (tOcjL)

92 >>>"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

i think Trump was hoping air power alone would crack the regime, but it's not enough to actually change the regime, so he's amping up threats to get some kind of deal to call a win.

I feared this from the beginning. You just can't win a war from the skies alone.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)

93 She's practically Kenneyesque!
__

uh, "Kennedyesque".

even lousy jokes deserve spell check before posting

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (Dv3i1)

94 "A $3,000 per gallon tax charged to oil companies won't affect prices at the pump for consumers."/i]

Oh he was telling them to switch to electric everything as well. Because electric heat in MA in the winter is a brilliant idea.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

95 Obama appointed Hawaiian Judge Orders Trump to give Iran all A/C type, Tail numbers, Launch Base, Time of Launch, TOT and the target coordinates....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (/Uzmo)

96 Can't believe Dems think a white woman beating a woman of color is something good.
Posted by: pudinhead

In Stunning Move, Sky Trades Angel Reese Before Start of WNBA Season

-
I know I'm gobsmacked!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)

97 Except he did, though. He worked with the feds to remove inelligible voters from the rolls prior to the election.

Of COURSE there was still fraud, but to say Youngkin didn't do anything about it just isn't accurate.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)

Ok, then:

Youngkin was a GOPe squish and did nothing the bare minimum to look like he was trying to put an end to the fraud.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)

Happy now?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (N1DT3)

98 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump



He followed that with Almost 50 years of murder, Terrorism, and some other things... Can't find the whole quote... Then he said God bless the Iranian people...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (IJL3x)

99 What percentage of the population realizes the Democrats are either insane or demon possessed.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM


Those two sets can quite a large overlap.

Posted by: Kamala "Venn Diagram" Harris, your 2028 Democrat Presidential nominee at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (0sNs1)

100 Spanberger's polling decline is a slender reed for those who have been raised to love this state.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (wgymU)

101 they have this photo....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:32 PM (DwqWV)


I actually linked to Belinda Jane Butcher, who was and I presume is awesome, although she wouldn't be able to hear me say that anymore.
I don't want to look at Mrs Newsom's face.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)

102 "The only problem with elections in VA were that there were some dead people on the voting rolls."
-apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (mdSmG)

103 the iranians need to be armed but I don't see anyone actually doing that. the kurds were supposed to, but trump says they kept the weapons.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (1wjle)

104 I'm jaded on "Democracy" and the reason is that our elections are dependent on a sizeable percentage of the population who just don't pay attention. They are then susceptible to the propaganda put out by the democrat media complex and vote accordingly.


Trump may be doing monumental, historical things but..."I just had to pay $4 a gallon for my gas so I'm voting Democrat...!"


If you want to remain free you have to pay attention because freedom isn't free. And not enough are willing to do that. IMO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (lmdht)

105 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM

Posted by: gKWVE

i was about to post about this woman, but I have to add that video. But it's tricky because I already have embedded too many other videos of her woke lunacy and have to decide which of my darlings to kill.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)
_____

Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

106 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Q6P2R)

Only if they're Jewish

Posted by: Boswell at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (V7158)

107
That's some Oracle of Delphi phrasing right there.



Strange women dancing in diaphanous gowns making vague pronouncements is no basis for a system of government

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

108 >>>Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

really? Is that true?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)

109 In fact, he was locked in the Situation Room monitoring the rescue effort he'd ordered.

------------------

"But, we were assured that he was finally dying at Walter Reed Hospital! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (+Bx8T)

110 Re. Sidebar:
I still maintain that Soundgarden owes royalties to Montrose.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (TLp3A)

111 105 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

======

She is the perfect feminist.

She killed her own sister...and Mrs. Newsom is the victim.

She's so awful in her feminism, that she's driven her male children hard to the right.

She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.

She's using her husband's political career to advance herself.

Step aside Hillary, this woman has a few things on you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (mdSmG)

112 102 "The only problem with elections in VA were that there were some dead people on the voting rolls."
-apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:35 PM (mdSmG)\\

If we're talking the 2025 VA races, Ds won them with or without fraud...maybe AG would have been a squeaker, but those races were all won the minute Trump closed off NGO money (the bigger issue in NoVa) and laid off feds...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (tOcjL)

113 Strange women dancing in diaphanous gowns making vague pronouncements is no basis for a system of government

What if her arm is clad in purest samite?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)

114 Cry Havoc and launch the BUFFs and Bones........

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (ZWcdc)

115 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.
____

I miss her.

Posted by: The Ficus at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (Dv3i1)

116 "The psychological demands of Aaron Rupar’s work are immense."

lol

This is one of the most inadvertently funny things I've read in a long time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (nTGnD)

117 really? Is that true?

It may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Martin at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (EXyHK)

118 I feared this from the beginning. You just can't win a war from the skies alone.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)


Not trying to be a dick here, but I have no problem with our boys going in and mopping up the mess... Iran really can be a great place, it just needs our help....

Posted by: Denny Crane - MOON That Spells Freedom! at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (dmDsy)

119 really? Is that true?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)

Yes.

Gavin has Harvey's leftovers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (FmapG)

120 He looks like he's auditioning for the lead role Soyjak: Feels of Fury.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (BI5O2)

121 Step aside Hillary, this woman has a few things on you.

*smiles menacingly, returns to sharpening scimitar*

Posted by: Hillary at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)

122 In Stunning Move, Sky Trades Angel Reese Before Start of WNBA Season

-
I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)

I'm sure she will be out whining to the press about how unloved she feels by the league.

Breaking News: Spoiled black lesbian whines about being paid more than she's worth. Story at 11.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (DwqWV)

123 11 Aaron Rupar looks like he sits on that chair when his wife is having sex.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gKWVE)

Wife? I thought he was shacked up with Don Lemon?

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (7gpcF)

124 112 If we're talking the 2025 VA races, Ds won them with or without fraud...maybe AG would have been a squeaker, but those races were all won the minute Trump closed off NGO money (the bigger issue in NoVa) and laid off feds...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (tOcjL)

======

I'm talking about how with 4 years of governance, there was no effort to actually find any kind of election shenanigans in the state. At all.

That not one election official was fired.

DeSantis fired one official in Broward county. Youngkin couldn't manage that.

Because he's an establishment cuck who just wanted to use his position to be the "popular" governor of a purple state who was only popular because he was deeply inoffensive to the opposition.

The only time he was animated in his whole tenure was when people were talking about him being Trump's VP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mdSmG)

125 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

Iran, as currently governed, is not a civilization. It is a thugocracy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (utfVc)

126 really? Is that true?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)

Yes.

Gavin has Harvey's leftovers.

She testified as Jane Doe #4 at his trial. There are... questions... as to her unwillingness to participate in his happy fun times.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (FmapG)

127 @91

>>...sucks to be the D party right now, b/c they can't get them out...either one...

Ehh.. The D's control the instrumentalities of voting in Cali.

I would not be surprised one bit if both the Donks are 1/2 on the Jungle Primary Ballot.

And then it get's sorted in the General with Porter being the designated winner.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (XV/Pl)

128 Trump may be doing monumental, historical things but..."I just had to pay $4 a gallon for my gas so I'm voting Democrat...!"

"So you want to pay $8 a gallon for gas instead? That's what the Democrats have always said is their goal."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)

129 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

-------------

Was I wrong for initially hoping he was talking about Califzuela, Minnesomalia, and New Zimbroadway City?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (+Bx8T)

130 Gavin has Harvey's leftovers.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (FmapG)

Sloppy seconds. Ew. So, she's a whore who made good? She sure sounds like one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (DwqWV)

131 I was reading a thread by a local MA pol with his constituents (not me thank God), and his argument was "energy prices are high because we aren't taxing energy companies enough"

-
Governor Newsom blasts Trump for raising gasoline prices on Americans ...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:40 PM (ndZc7)

132 She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Harvey W. at April 07, 2026 02:40 PM (0sNs1)

133 DeSantis fired one official in Broward county. Youngkin couldn't manage that.

He did do more then that...

I remember seeing a series of articles calling DeSantis a liar and claiming there was no fraud quickly followed by a bunch of articles arguing he was a racist meanie for throwing illegals into jail for voting because they probably didn't even know that was a crime or something

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

134 What is most revealing is that Trump is basically identifying where and when the attacks will occur without any expectation of resistance. He's just laying out the plan and acknowledging "you can't stop me..."

And they can't stop them which is why they fall back on sacrificing women and children...

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (s1NDj)

135 So, she's a whore who made good? She sure sounds like one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (DwqWV)

She also killed her sister. Literally. "By accident."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (FmapG)

136 Mrs. Newsom ... She'd hate being called that, also did not want to be called the First Lady of CA. She prefered First partner... She's a real winner.... Queen of the Karens.... I look at her and see an Anorexic on drugs

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (IJL3x)

137 ...Virginia voters realize they've been lied to...
How big of a totally unaware idiot do you have to be to not realize that ANY democrat running for state or federal office is, in 2026, an insane leftist/commie?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (y2f7I)

138 One wonders if Harvey Weinstein is someone's bitch in prison, or if even they aren't that desperate.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Riz8t)

139 Ehh.. The D's control the instrumentalities of voting in Cali.

I would not be surprised one bit if both the Donks are 1/2 on the Jungle Primary Ballot.

And then it get's sorted in the General with Porter being the designated winner.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (XV/Pl)

If it's the 2 of them, Swalwell will be the designated winner. No one wants to work with or under a crazy b&tch...so, they'll take the other and just avoid getting within 6 ft of him...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (tOcjL)

140 Presdent Obana shoolds dew sumthing before it be too latest toonite.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (B1QDm)

141 Trump shouldn't have tried to fix a geopolitical issue that's plagued American foreign policy for decades because the midterms are now threatened. He should have been like Democrats who looked out at a nation not yearning for more immigration and decided to put a hold on any sort of open borders policy because it threatened their midterm proposal.

They chose to protect the midterms rather than advance policy they believed in and would advantage them in the future.

Trump should be more like Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (mdSmG)

142 Show me a war won from the skies alone?

It doesn't exist in modern warfare.

Especially with a completely unarmed civilian/oppositional population.

If you don't have guns, you cannot defeat people with guns.

The Mullah's aren't the British, so there is no way to Gahndi ourselves out of this predicament.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (XV/Pl)

143 Aaaaaand. EPIC just crashed.


Fml

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 02:43 PM (LzLXY)

144 GatewayPundit is the only news I can find on human shields. As AOP said, the most hardcore who we won't miss.

"This latest outrage comes as President Trump’s deadline for Iran to fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz looms large. Trump has made it crystal clear: fail to comply by 8 p.m. Eastern, and America and its allies will unleash hell on Iran’s infrastructure, power plants, bridges, the works.

The regime knows Trump means business, unlike the weak-kneed appeasers who preceded him.

Reports flooding in confirm Iranians are already gathering en masse around key sites. Videos on social media show crowds forming human chains at power plants nationwide, with state media blasting the call as a “show of solidarity."



In their defense, those power plants are the 5,678th through 5,723rd most holiest sites in all of Islam.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:43 PM (Sco7b)

145 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (4NO2D)

146 Sloppy seconds. Ew. So, she's a whore who made good? She sure sounds like one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (DwqWV)
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One simply cannot un-suck Harvey Weinstein's shriveled pecker.

So no making good here.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (oqH4h)

147 I'm talking about how with 4 years of governance, there was no effort to actually find any kind of election shenanigans in the state. At all.

That not one election official was fired.

DeSantis fired one official in Broward county. Youngkin couldn't manage that.

Because he's an establishment cuck who just wanted to use his position to be the "popular" governor of a purple state who was only popular because he was deeply inoffensive to the opposition.

The only time he was animated in his whole tenure was when people were talking about him being Trump's VP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mdSmG)

He took the dead off the rolls.
He made felons apply individually for a restoration of voting rights.
He made some strides.

I mean, in a blue state, that was not nothing.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)

148 She also killed her sister. Literally. "By accident."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (FmapG)

To be fair, that could drive a lot of the bad behavior. Not sure I'd be all that balanced had I killed my sister. Not that my sister doesn't deserve it, just that I would then be at fault....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (DwqWV)

149 137 ...Virginia voters realize they've been lied to...
How big of a totally unaware idiot do you have to be to not realize that ANY democrat running for state or federal office is, in 2026, an insane leftist/commie?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 02:41 PM (y2f7I)
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*Gestures wildly at every AWFL in Northern Virginia*

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (oqH4h)

150 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

really? Is that true?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
__________

100%. Jennifer Siebel was sucking mountains of dick to advance her film career, before she met Gruesome. Fat Harv's dicklet was one of them.

Years later, she claimed it was nonconsensual. Sure it was. Tellingly, a jury that found Harv guilty of abusing certain other girls, actually acquitted him of the charges that he abused Siebel.

Put it this way: a jury believed Fat Harv's accusers -- except for Siebel. They didn't believe her. That tells you all you need to know about what she was really doing with Harv.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

151 144 GatewayPundit is the only news I can find on human shields. As AOP said, the most hardcore who we won't miss.

Tousi had one of the "leaders " calling for it asking for Children and Youth

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (IJL3x)

152 So a majority of the people have figured out that the leftists are psychotic nitwits. Only the GOPe and the propaganda ministries haven't caught up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (19SAM)

153 I can't decide whether the IRGCs humans shields are more likely to be the true believers there voluntarily or the dissidents who are only there under duress.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (a+4eV)

154 I just never imagined a woman with a name like Abigail Spanberger would - once given power - emerge as a raging grade A bitch.

Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (SD7rz)

For me, her name conjures an image of a mean, cruel, bitchy mother in-law. The worst.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (g8Ew8)

155 143 Aaaaaand. EPIC just crashed.


Fml
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 02:43 PM (LzLXY)

EPIC sucks donkey balls. Sorry to hear it's causing you issues.

Of course, Lucy the Fink does not care....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (DwqWV)

156
1.) Let them surround the power plants

2.) Raze Qom to its foundations instead

3.) Go quiet

4.) When they disperse in shock and disbelief, commence infrastructure operations

Done and done.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)

157 Presdent Obana shoolds dew sumthing before it be too latest toonite.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt

Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.

https://is.gd/1XbnR8

(I envision Heinkel He-111s approaching the British coast when I listen to this.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (ndZc7)

158 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

======

She is the perfect feminist.

She killed her own sister...and Mrs. Newsom is the victim.

She's so awful in her feminism, that she's driven her male children hard to the right.

She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.

She's using her husband's political career to advance herself.

Step aside Hillary, this woman has a few things on you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (mdSmG)
_______

"Meh"

-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

159 How big of a totally unaware idiot do you have to be to not realize that ANY democrat… is, in 2026, an insane leftist/commie?

They want insane leftists and commies. They don’t understand what that means. It’s part of why Youngkin won the first time around. He didn’t call the Democrats (or didn’t just call them) insane leftists and commies. He campaigned on rolling back their specific crimes against children.

Meanwhile, most of the right, if they campaign against the Democrats at all, campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion; against transitioning and against gender affirming health care. Against the bullshit terms that Democrats make up for racism, segregation, and child mutilation rather than against what those bullshit terms really mean.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (EXyHK)

160 >>Especially with a completely unarmed civilian/oppositional population.


Do you think the opposition loses their weaponry to spontaneous combustion, or some shit, when they lose their lives?

There are weapons aplenty for when the time comes.

The only thing you can't provide is the moment that the equilibrium becomes dynamic.

Once that balance shifts, no amount of weapons will help a minority against the overwhelming number of the population.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (TLp3A)

161 For me, her name conjures an image of a mean, cruel, bitchy mother in-law. The worst.

Abigail, She-Wolf of the SS!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Riz8t)

162 She sucked Weinstein's dick. Literally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.
---
He doesn't have anything left. He had:
Fournier's gangrene is the primary infection causing genital gangrene, a rare but life-threatening form of necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating bacteria) that rapidly destroys genital and perineal tissue. It is a polymicrobial infection—involving multiple bacteria such as E. coli and Streptococcus—usually triggered by underlying urinary tract infections, anorectal infections, or trauma. But to be fair, not sure the timing of when she supposedly serviced him vs his infection. Post infection he did the servicing via french connection.

Posted by: TMI - you might want to skip at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (anL5R)

163 Tousi had one of the "leaders " calling for it asking for Children and Youth
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (IJL3x)

CBC mentioned it this morning too but I didn't see anything else since. But I was taking the dog to the vet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Sco7b)

164 Put it this way: a jury believed Fat Harv's accusers -- except for Siebel. They didn't believe her. That tells you all you need to know about what she was really doing with Harv.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

How nauseating. All that jizz must have collected in her brain. She is a walking idiot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:47 PM (DwqWV)

165 i think Trump was hoping air power alone would crack the regime, but it's not enough to actually change the regime
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)

I stand ready to be recalled for duty against the damned Mahdists, my good man!

Posted by: Zombie Chinese Gordon at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (r3hkP)

166 40 @mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
Apr 7, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM
Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)
____________________________________

She was a six year old driving a golf cart. The parents should have been arrested for parental neglect. Their lack of supervision killed an 8 year old.

Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)

167 NASA's Artemis II just released the first photo of the far side

https://is.gd/8gZRrS

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)

168 @157

>>Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.

Every film music composer needs to start paying Holst's estate royalties.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

169 Spamburger was a CIA plan plant. They had 20 more lined up for elected offices. Glad Radcliff is running the place.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (F24MQ)

170 Posted by: TMI - you might want to skip at April 07, 2026 02:46 PM (anL5R)

That I might.
Sometimes I would rather the commenters' names (or socks) be posted up front.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (gKWVE)

171 “ What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?
Posted by: far cry at April 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Q6P2R)”

You’re talking to a guy who got stabbed in the chest with a fork by his then French underwear model girlfriend.

Go for the throat punch. Don’t hesitate.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (Pu/zx)

172 >>Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.

Every film music composer needs to start paying Holst's estate royalties.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)


I'm a fan of that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:49 PM (IJL3x)

173 To the Ragheads in Iran, I have only three words for you tonight....

"TORA ................ TORA........... TORA................

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (ZWcdc)

174 Damn. It's blowing 50 mph here right now.

Jetstream is repositioning itself over the Intermountain West, today.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)

175 Reports flooding in confirm Iranians are already gathering en masse around key sites. Videos on social media show crowds forming human chains at power plants nationwide, with state media blasting the call as a “show of solidarity."

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I wonder how much of that is Chinese AI. Probably all of it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (g8Ew8)

176 154 I just never imagined a woman with a name like Abigail Spanberger would - once given power - emerge as a raging grade A bitch.

Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (SD7rz)

For me, her name conjures an image of a mean, cruel, bitchy mother in-law. The worst.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:45 PM (g8Ew

Abigail looks like Johnny Winter in drag. But without any actual talent.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (kGdxl)

177 It's hilarious how much Rupar looks like the Leftist Meme Guy.

Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (65cLN)

178 >>“ What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?


Can she make a perfect Club Sammich?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)

179 there is no way to Gahndi ourselves out of this predicament.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I see Ben Kingsley, who was Gandhi, will now be Moses.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (ndZc7)

180 I just saw a clip of Jake Tapper cowering like somebody in elementary school stole his milk money.

Coward News Network.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (Fbc0I)

181 Is this something?

@Osint613
WILD FOOTAGE

A tanker blast near the Bridge of the Americas in Panama City ignited a major fire that spread to 2 additional storage units at the Balboa tank facility. Reports of 3 injuries, no foul play suspected (as of now)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (Dv3i1)

182 Every film music composer needs to start paying Holst's estate royalties.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

LOL! It's true.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:51 PM (g8Ew8)

183 re: sidebar: obscure? Is a staple of classic rock stations. And if Ah, Leah was obscure, yikes. Did you wave at the Orion when it went overhead yesterday?

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 02:52 PM (ReYtg)

184 @160

>>Once that balance shifts, no amount of weapons will help a minority against the overwhelming number of the population.

Come on man, we have over 100 years of modern warfare to see what it takes to change regimes.

In Venezuela, we literally captured the head of state, whisked him out of the country, installed our puppet and have the CIA running the government from the shadows.


If the goal is regime change in Iran, it's going to be effected by boots on the ground effecting that change and not some street rabble with sticks and twigs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:52 PM (XV/Pl)

185 Well, the Dems have gone nuts.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 02:52 PM (UjdFS)

186 We need to vote in primaries against Rinos and unfortunately vote for the traitorous ass if the rino wins.

I don’t want Yugoslavia for my kids. My wife is from there. It wasn’t fun.

Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (XodLO)

187 148 He took the dead off the rolls.
He made felons apply individually for a restoration of voting rights.
He made some strides.

I mean, in a blue state, that was not nothing.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)

=======

We know that Democrats shaved off votes from red counties in 2020.

He had full control of the DOJ of VA, and he investigated nothing. He didn't need any approval from anyone else to pursue charges on illegal activity.

So, he did the bare minimum and then sounded nice for the microphones and looked good for the cameras.

Youngkin was, at best, an unremarkable governor. He was, more likely, an active participant in the GOPe's effort to undermine actual conservative votes in American governance.

Youngkin is a snake, and little makes me happier in American governance that Trump passed him by for VP and every cabinet post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (mdSmG)

188 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Trump will get it from working class voters who typically don't show up for mid-terms.

Polling will miss this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (Rb1cd)

189 i think Trump was hoping air power alone would crack the regime, but it's not enough to actually change the regime
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM


I'm waiting to see what happens when Trump and the Shah give the go signal.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 02:53 PM (4NO2D)

190 In fact, he was locked in the Situation Room monitoring the rescue effort he'd ordered.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:18 PM
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Don't you really intend to say "He was in the situation room, following the hunt for the downed airman, itching to push the "kill!" button"?

Posted by: Qutter Qarlson at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (45dC0)

191 Trump's breath stinks so bad that's he be only breath on Iran and they be sirendoor.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt
.......

Mary, I think you're stealing Dorcas Blimline's schtick.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (UjdFS)

192 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (IJL3x)

193 >>If the goal is regime change in Iran, it's going to be effected by boots on the ground effecting that change and not some street rabble with sticks and twigs.


You aren't arguing with me, you are arguing with History.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (TLp3A)

194 Damn. It's blowing 50 mph here right now.

Jetstream is repositioning itself over the Intermountain West, today.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:50 PM (TLp3A)

Windy here in Alberta, too. Temp right at freezing point. Sun and wind should still drop the snowdrifts a little, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:55 PM (utfVc)

195 What if it's a gorgeous brunette with a tiny waist and big tits who makes over half a mill each year and likes having perverted fun?


Can she make a perfect Club Sammich?
==
Even if she can, the ultimate question is "will she make it for you"

I am happily married and wifey has made me a perfect club sandwich a dozen times in 25 years. The last half dozen times, I had to make the bacon. . . you learn to compromise.

Posted by: a moron at April 07, 2026 02:55 PM (anL5R)

196 Trump Press Conference (as a baby, not for everyone I learned)

@DiaperDiplomacy
“The New York Times has no credibility.” - Trump snaps at NYT reporter after question on bombing Iran’s bridges and power plants

Link to X
https://tinyurl.com/yfkdkn66

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (Dv3i1)

197
Iran, as currently governed, is not a civilization. It is a thugocracy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

================

I was gonna say, it depends on how you define "civilization," but still. Bold plan, Cotton.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (n7rxJ)

198 The Sammy Hagar tune in the sidebar is not super-obscure, and I don't mean just based on my hometown. I still hear it regularly on Sirius Classic Rewind and Classic Vinyl, although There's Only One Way to Rock from that same album probably gets played more nowadays.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (XvL8K)

199 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (IJL3x)

Fun fact: By the time you hear the exhaust, the weapon's been in the air for a few seconds already.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)

200 Ben Kingsley has replaced Omar Sharif as the indeterminate but vaguely ethnic foreign supporting actor.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (4NO2D)

201 Speaking of war crimes . . .

Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ndZc7)

202 Dems have gone all in on supporting Iran.

I’m honestly surprised. Not that they support Iran, that’s a given. They always support our enemies. What’s surprising is that they feel comfortable enough to do it publicly and loudly.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (xHYkz)

203 Gruesome's quean wife also had Harvey Weinstein's malformed dick inserted into every hole in her body. Also by "accident," of course.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 02:36 PM

Well, I'm not having soft Tacos for lunch now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (IifOV)

204 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

I think I know who he's talking about, because he's obviously not talking about Persia.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ReYtg)

205 If only there was someplace on the internet to go to and watch video of the human shields amassing around powerplants and on bridges in Iran.

If only...

Posted by: Daily Mail at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (Y1sOo)

206 YouTube - Iran calls for young people to form human chains to protect power plants • FRANCE 24 English

Airstrikes pounded Tehran on Tuesday, and Iranian officials urged young people to form human chains to protect power plants, hours before the expiration of U.S. President Donald Trump’s latest deadline for the Islamic Republic to reopen the crucial Strait of Hormuz or face punishing strikes on its infrastructure.

"It is Iranian civilians for and against the regime, paying the price."

👉 Democracy Now! 'Report from Tehran: “Hormuz Is Not a Tool to End the War But How Iran Wins the Aftermath”
Story April 07, 2026

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (NFX2v)

207 We don't drink much anymore, but I think we'll make some Bloody Marys, crank up some Holst and watch an entire civilization get wiped out this evening. Carthago delinda est and all that. Stay strapped comrades!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (kGdxl)

208 204 "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." -- Trump

I think I know who he's talking about, because he's obviously not talking about Persia.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ReYtg)

=====

"Iran is Persia and the Iranian Mullahs love the Persian history!"

"Cyrus the Great was a tyrant and we must hate him."
-The Ayatollah, like, last year

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (mdSmG)

209 Jap Tapper cowards in the corner with Ricky Santimonius Santorum. I will send Ricky a hot iron to press his panties. Loser

Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (ehY6c)

210 192 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:54 PM (IJL3x)


Too late at that point.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (N39Ws)

211 Dems have gone all in on supporting Iran.

I’m honestly surprised. Not that they support Iran, that’s a given. They always support our enemies. What’s surprising is that they feel comfortable enough to do it publicly and loudly.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 02:57 PM (xHYkz)

I'm not surprised in the least.

They won't suffer any political consequences for it.

There aren't a statistically significant number of people who currently vote (D) but will stop because they hate America.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (FmapG)

212 >>We don't drink much anymore, but I think we'll make some Bloody Marys, crank up some Holst and watch an entire civilization get wiped out this evening. Carthago delinda est and all that.


Holst.

And, SLAYER.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM (TLp3A)

213 One advantage of Islam conquering all of western civilization is I will be able to go down to my local SlaveMart and buy all the bulls my loving wife wants and needs!

Posted by: David French, kinda at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (X1iDB)

214
Anyways, here we are biting our nails about the midterms. These polls and actual elections are somehow both right -- I say that without sarc, just irony. Square this circle, oh wise man!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

215 I'm looking forward to 8 PM Eastern Time....

Posted by: Denny Crane - MOON That Spells GOODBYE! at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (dmDsy)

216 Gupta is a joke of the worst kind but he thinks he is really smart and we all now know he is a 3 sigma on the left side of the IQ curve.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (xvV+O)

217 Jap Tapper cowards in the corner with Ricky Santimonius Santorum. I will send Ricky a hot iron to press his panties. Loser

Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 02:58 PM

That freaking Santorum. He's like a bad penny.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (IifOV)

218 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

Which would be more dangerous, I wonder, standing next to a power plant or standing next to the Supreme Leader du Jour?

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (ReYtg)

219 derp

Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM (ehY6c)

220
Republicans are 19+ on congressional Races

Posted by: Zogby Report at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (IifOV)

221 Democracy Now! 'Report from Tehran
____

Isn't that ironic, donch'a think?

Posted by: Alanis Morrisette at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Dv3i1)

222 That freaking Santorum. He's like a bad penny.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 03:00 PM


I'm old enough to remember when Rick Santorum was an actual somebody.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (4NO2D)

223 215

Im already squirting my shorts.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (qLmoE)

224 Dear Aaron Rupar,

Man, you are fugly. Do you have a furry costume to hide that if you leave your motherboard? Holy smokes! I can smell you from there through the portal!

Of course you are from MN! OF COURSE!!! That part makes Pretti Good sense to me!

I can see why you are homebound and glued to the computer. Your festive spring yellow hoodie is zipped over your encrusted food tee shirt, amirite? About 3 days worth of junk food shipped in from illegals on their scooters. Do you tip?

Are you on SSI for mental illness? Needing a comfort iguana?

Who pays your rent? A furry boyfriend in transition? That would line up...

The only other question I have are those two action figures or saints next to your computer. I can't tell what they are. From McDonald's? Did you build them out of tin foil? What on earth are those?

Your pupils indicate a ton of drugs. Obviously your SSRI's are not helping much with your terminal TDS.

Therefore I recommend you cross the border to Canada for a suicide pod. It would be of good use for you and your depressed iguana. I hear it's good for you!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (WONhk)

225 Aaron Rupar looks like a hemorrhoid in a hoody sweatshirt. I wouldn't let that "man" take out my trash.

What. A. Joke.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:01 PM (xvV+O)

226 I was told that I have a girlfriend that the Iranians are having their way with. Does anyone know her name?

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (jrgJz)

227 He probably could have used a better word than civilization. Theocracy, dictatorship, along those lines.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (xHYkz)

228 214
Anyways, here we are biting our nails about the midterms. These polls and actual elections are somehow both right -- I say that without sarc, just irony. Square this circle, oh wise man!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

Everyone keeps pointing to Trump about the midterms. We (they) should be looking at the GOPe in the House and Senate. What have they (not) done for us? Oh, they passed the BBB. OK - one piece of legislation. I'd love to get paid $180k/year to do just one thing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

229 Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
......

Let he who has not killed their sister with a golf cart cast the first stone.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (UjdFS)

230 I watch Trump whenever I can, his oval office signing ceremonies, pressers, etc.

And I do it voluntarily, I don't get paid unlike these dingbats such as Aaron Rhubarb. Of course he lives in Minneapolis, ground zero for the dingbats

Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (y171U)

231 You know what really makes my junk pop?
Bombing stuff. I am gonna settle down in front of the tv with some kleenex tonight!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (anL5R)

232 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

You won't hear the plane as it is 12-15 seconds away when releasing the JDAMs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (xvV+O)

233 232 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

You won't hear the plane as it is 12-15 seconds away when releasing the JDAMs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (xvV+O)

Yeah... I figured that out... They're goners

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (IJL3x)

234 Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
......

Let he who has not killed their sister with a golf cart cast the first stone.
==
It wasn't my fault. I was drunk.

Posted by: Six year old Mrs. Gruesom at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)

235 Ace - I agree with you about that Sammy Hagar song in the sidebar. Definitely obscure. I mean, I knew it right away, but I'm a huge Sammy fan. But I can't imagine too many casual fans would know it.

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (LVvlK)

236 From past musical references, I assume Ace is a few years younger than me, and his reference to "'80s music" focuses more on Rick Astley and that sort of polished, softer rock of the late '80s and less on the Hagar, Iris, and AC/DC stuff of the late '70s/early 80s. MTV homogenized and fagified rock, and accomplished it in about 2-3 years.

Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2026 03:05 PM (65cLN)

237 228 Everyone keeps pointing to Trump about the midterms. We (they) should be looking at the GOPe in the House and Senate. What have they (not) done for us? Oh, they passed the BBB. OK - one piece of legislation. I'd love to get paid $180k/year to do just one thing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

=======

So much power resides in the presidency now that the winning of Congress is mostly a false prize.

The only real victory is directing the administrative state, DOJ, immigration enforcement, and treasury payments.

Everything else is largely pointless theater. Hell, when Democrats controlled Congress under Biden, all they did was pass a giant omnibus graft bill that all went to cronies. They didn't even pass policy. It's just...not what Congress does anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:05 PM (mdSmG)

238 Perhaps the power plants will have a mardi gras of carbon sphagetti short circuit sparing the hostage parade.

Posted by: kingsman at April 07, 2026 03:05 PM (ehY6c)

239 These fucking Democrats need to remember; Trump is using the limits of his power to retaliate after Iran tried to assassinate him.

He's acting within the Law.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (Fbc0I)

240 My Utube bookmark changed to the Google logo, then after a little dickering it went back to Utubel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (F24MQ)

241 I'd love to get paid $180k/year to do just one thing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

The real payoff is in the millions they get as kickbacks. $180k is nothing.

This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (xHYkz)

242 Everything else is largely pointless theater. Hell, when Democrats controlled Congress under Biden, all they did was pass a giant omnibus graft bill that all went to cronies. They didn't even pass policy. It's just...not what Congress does anymore.
==
Uniparty. You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (anL5R)

243 239 These fucking Democrats need to remember; Trump is using the limits of his power to retaliate after Iran tried to assassinate him.

He's acting within the Law.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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They don't care.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (F24MQ)

244 Re the sidebar on Sammy Hagar ... he was one of the most geographically-dependent rock stars of the 80s (before he joined VH of course). He couldn't sell out a dive bar in NYC. Few people in the area even heard of him. But in places like Detroit (?), he sold out arenas. Very odd.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

245 In that cnn clip at the very end he says it’s going to be hard for the Dems to win the senate. So is he giving them the house already and now the only battle is for the senate?

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (xHYkz)

246 This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (xHYkz)

they would just steal more.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (8avO+)

247 Her win last year was supposed to be the victory of pragmatic moderation over the voices of the far left, but since then Virginia voters seem to have realized she's a left-wing partisan, not a moderate.
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This trope is boring and tired. There are no moderates in the Party.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:08 PM (RIvkX)

248 This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.
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Need? Need?? Heh. How much money did Pelosi make insider trading.

Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)

249 Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM (xHYkz)

Narrator: they would in fact, still be corrupt. Corruption is not just opportunity, but also mindset. Politicians are loathsome parasites and would still be loathsome parasites even if you paid each a billion dollars a year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2026 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

250 >>From past musical references, I assume Ace is a few years younger than me, and his reference to "'80s music" focuses more on Rick Astley and that sort of polished, softer rock of the late '80s and less on the Hagar, Iris, and AC/DC stuff of the late '70s/early 80s. MTV homogenized and fagified rock, and accomplished it in about 2-3 years.


You gotta learn to disassociate the Radio Play / MTV thing.

There was amazing Rock produced all along. You can get lost rediscovering awesome music from 1979-1984 that you were completely unaware of. And most of it had more balls than the gay Stadium Rock of the 70s.

Mike Watt even wrote a tune about this. It's on 'Ball Hog or Tugboat': 'Against the 70s'.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:09 PM (TLp3A)

251 Perhaps Jennifer Siebel Newsom was drafted (as I believe her idiot husband has been of late) to open up a rather insane conversation about Republican's "War on Women" - wrapping it around Bondi's and Noem's personnel statuses - as a way to defend high echelon, elected Democratic women, such as Abigail Spanberger, with her declining poll numbers in state (or commonwealth).

Something's up. She's the new Jill Biden of public speaking.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (NFX2v)

252 This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 03:06 PM


I want to increase Representatives to 5K so there is not enough bribe money to go around.

A joint session would look like Senate in the Galactic Republic.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (4NO2D)

253 I'd link that Watt song, but it features Eddie Veder on Vocals and I can't stand that guy's singing.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (TLp3A)

254 Re the sidebar on Sammy Hagar ... he was one of the most geographically-dependent rock stars of the 80s (before he joined VH of course). He couldn't sell out a dive bar in NYC. Few people in the area even heard of him. But in places like Detroit (?), he sold out arenas. Very odd.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Montrose was pretty big in the 70s and Hagar was a partner in that band.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (xvV+O)

255 Saying Trump has dementia and that Biden is as sharp as a tack is the purest form of gaslighting I have ever witnessed

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (5v1i/)

256 Need? Need?? Heh. How much money did Pelosi make insider trading.

Yeah, I would go a lot simpler. Congressmen should live in their district/state. They don’t need to live in DC anymore. Then they could be paid by their district/state whatever someone needs to live in that area. They need to live like their constituents.

Higher wages aren’t going to stop the corruption. Neither would forcing congressmen to with the people who elected them. But it would make it a lot more obvious. They’d no longer be physically living in the corrupt swamp.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (EXyHK)

257 >>Montrose was pretty big in the 70s and Hagar was a partner in that band.


Their popularity was definitely Cali-Centric, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (TLp3A)

258 Something's up. She's the new Jill Biden of public speaking.
==
We should be so lucky.

Nah, its Newsome's campaign. They have decided that she is "likeable" at least more so than he is.

Its like watching someone trying to turn chicken shit into chicken salad.

Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (anL5R)

259 256 Yeah, I would go a lot simpler. Congressmen should live in their district/state. They don’t need to live in DC anymore. Then they could be paid by their district/state whatever someone needs to live in that area. They need to live like their constituents.

Higher wages aren’t going to stop the corruption. Neither would forcing congressmen to with the people who elected them. But it would make it a lot more obvious. They’d no longer be physically living in the corrupt swamp.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2026 03:11 PM (EXyHK)

======

They can live in DC.

They just have to live in a dormitory, six to a room, and they have hours they must be in their rooms. It's provided free of charge, and no one is allowed to opt out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (mdSmG)

260 246 This is why I’ve always thought we should pay politicians a lot more. Make it so they don’t have to take bribes. President gets $500k a year, I’d increase that to $1M and make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

Posted by: Heroq
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We should pay them a pittance, give them cafeteria food and a dormitory to stay when they convene every other year.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (F24MQ)

261 224
Dear Aaron Rupar,

Man, you are fugly. Do you have a furry costume to hide that if you leave your motherboard? Holy smokes! I can smell you from there through the portal!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
.......

You forgot the 'xoxo'.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (UjdFS)

262 I want enough Congressmen to where their constituents actually know them in meatspace.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (4NO2D)

263 Re the sidebar on Sammy Hagar ... he was one of the most geographically-dependent rock stars of the 80s (before he joined VH of course). He couldn't sell out a dive bar in NYC. Few people in the area even heard of him. But in places like Detroit (?), he sold out arenas. Very odd.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Montrose was pretty big in the 70s and Hagar was a partner in that band.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:10 PM (xvV+O)
_______

Well, yea. But Montrose itself was geographically dependent, and mainstream rock guys knew it as Montrose. Not as Sammy Hagar.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

264 Well, if you're looking for classic rock with contemporary relevance . . .

https://is.gd/EbEVdd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (ndZc7)

265 They just have to live in a dormitory, six to a room, and they have hours they must be in their rooms. It's provided free of charge, and no one is allowed to opt out.

I think I just ran out of kleenex.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (EXyHK)

266 Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.
......

Let he who has not killed their sister with a golf cart cast the first stone.
==
It wasn't my fault. I was drunk.
Posted by: Six year old Mrs. Gruesom at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)
====

Say whatnow?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:13 PM (RIvkX)

267 >>>truth-teller vox day tells me that trump actually died on saturday and we are now being led by one of the many trump body doubles.
Posted by: anachronda


Yes, very disappointed in Vox. He should stick with evolution and social hierarchy topics.

Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 03:13 PM (q177U)

268 IIRC - In the 80s, MTV was making their biggest money on shows like Headbanger's Ball and 120 Minutes (that was the Alt/Indie show, right?).

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:13 PM (TLp3A)

269 >>They can live in DC.

They just have to live in a dormitory, six to a room, and they have hours they must be in their rooms. It's provided free of charge, and no one is allowed to opt out.


Agreed.

And Cafeteria Food.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (TLp3A)

270 Hell, Congress and its multitudes of staff members should be paying taxpayers for the honor of sitting there with our money as their pocketbooks. They get plenty for they and theirs from grifting.

And Trump doesn't take any pay in the administration. In fact, he never has in office.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (NFX2v)

271 If you have not been in the private side of life then you are disqualified from holding elected office.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (xvV+O)

272 Dear Aaron Rupar:

Please go outside and see some boobs. Or dicks if that's your jam because it probably is.

Sincerely,
Us

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (oqH4h)

273 The media and the Dems are constantly gaslighting us. It's the only game they have.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (qFwJc)

274 This is why I’ve always thought we should pay hang politicians a lot more.

minor edit

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (UjdFS)

275 One advantage of Islam conquering all of western civilization is I will be able to go down to my local SlaveMart and buy all the bulls my loving wife wants and needs!
Posted by: David French, kinda at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (X1iDB)

Jokes on you, they castrate them first.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (N1DT3)

276 239 These fucking Democrats need to remember; Trump is using the limits of his power to retaliate after Iran tried to assassinate him.

He's acting within the Law.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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That they failed is Democrats biggest criticism of Iran.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (X1iDB)

277 261 224
Dear Aaron Rupar,

Man, you are fugly. Do you have a furry costume to hide that if you leave your motherboard? Holy smokes! I can smell you from there through the portal!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Looks like a faggot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:15 PM (F24MQ)

278 269 Agreed.

And Cafeteria Food.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (TLp3A)

=======

Beans, rice, and their choice of cornbread or tortillas. They get water.

They are tested for drunkenness and drugs every morning, and the results are publicly released.

And then I get a pony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (mdSmG)

279 We should pay them a pittance, give them cafeteria food and a dormitory to stay when they convene every other year.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (F24MQ)
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And if you're convicted of taking a bribe, you get trebucheted into the limestone wall of the Washington Monument.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (oqH4h)

280 Yes - 120 Minutes was MTV's alternative rock program. Smiths, Cure, Love and Rockets, Echo, New Order, etc.

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (LVvlK)

281 Well, yea. But Montrose itself was geographically dependent, and mainstream rock guys knew it as Montrose. Not as Sammy Hagar.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)
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Yes I agree but I grew up in SoCal and it was the band's name... and he was a talented guitarist. No Pat Travers but very talented.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (xvV+O)

282 201 Speaking of war crimes . . .

Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There

Listening to "Kami Harris" Cackling for hours/days would be worse !!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (ZWcdc)

283 Higher wages aren’t going to stop the corruption.

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If government corruption were eliminated, the NYT headline would be . . .

Corruption Eliminated, Minorities and Women Hardest Hit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:17 PM (ndZc7)

284 274 This is why I’ve always thought we should hang politicians a lot more.

minor edit
Posted by: wth
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Hang them in public, naked, stripped of clothes and wealth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (F24MQ)

285 >>No Pat Travers but very talented.


Snortin' Whiskey and Drinking Cocaine

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (TLp3A)

286 Trump, our military, Israel can bomb Kish Island.

"Known for its pristine coral beaches, upscale shopping malls, luxury hotels, and relaxed social laws, it offers a distinct, resort-style escape featuring nightlife and water sports for roughly 1.5 million annual visitors."

Back to the caves!

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (NFX2v)

287 I saw Montrose and Foghat open for somebody in '76. It might have been the Eagles.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)

288 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

289 No Pat Travers but very talented.


Snortin' Whiskey and Drinking Cocaine

Posted by: garrett
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I meant before he sold out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:19 PM (xvV+O)

290 You rich people with your cable and MTV. We had Night Flight IF we could convince my little brother to stand still and keep hold of the rabbit ears.

Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2026 03:19 PM (ZhdAT)

291 So the Brits banned Kanye because of his anti-Semitism. Not exactly a hard target

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (19SAM)

292 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR!

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (4NO2D)

293 ...make congressional pay $500k. Thats enough to really want to a) keep the job and b) provides a comfortable enough lifestyle that there’s no need to go corrupt.

I don't think that "need" is the motivating factor.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (NXhuB)

294 CAPITALISM: Lowe’s CEO warns AI can’t climb a ladder as company makes $250M bet on blue-collar future

COMMUNISM: BlackRock [larry Fink] warns US must train trades workers to compete, invests $100M to tackle skilled worker shortage

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (F24MQ)

295 Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:20 PM (RIvkX)

296 122 In Stunning Move, Sky Trades Angel Reese Before Start of WNBA Season

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I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)

I'm sure she will be out whining to the press about how unloved she feels by the league.

Breaking News: Spoiled black lesbian whines about being paid more than she's worth. Story at 11.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (DwqWV)

Butter? Butter! BUTTERPECAN! BAAAAAAANG!

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:21 PM (7gpcF)

297 I saw Montrose and Foghat open for somebody in '76. It might have been the Eagles.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)


I was in a cover band back in the late 80s / early 90s. We had to hire guys to do sound for us. We one time hired a guy whose claim to fame was that he once helped run the soundboard for Foghat at the Baltimore Civic Center.

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (LVvlK)

298 Re: Sidebar Mystery Click.

"Standing Hampton:" Soundtrack to my college years.

Carry on.

Posted by: RS at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (SuU/K)

299 All last evening, on almost any channel, I had to ss ACLU commercials of "Born in the USA. Protect US Birthright Citizenship" with Bruce Springsteen singing in the background.

Would like to slap the crap out of them and that old man with a Nerf bat.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (NFX2v)

300 Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.
==
TBF it wasn't great before Donnie Two Scoops Schlonged her in front of the entire Country.

Posted by: cynical moron at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (anL5R)

301
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What is "Butter Pecan": It is a meme used by social media creators, such as "Stat Stuffer," who narrate highlights while critiquing Angel Reese's, often dubbed "the brick forward" or joking about her shooting percentages.
Context: The commentary often highlights "air balled layups" or her high turnover rate, sarcastically calling the shots "Butter Pecan".

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (7gpcF)

302 see

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 03:23 PM (NFX2v)

303 >>I was in a cover band back in the late 80s / early 90s. We had to hire guys to do sound for us. We one time hired a guy whose claim to fame was that he once helped run the soundboard for Foghat at the Baltimore Civic Center.


It takes a Master to capture the full sound of that Cowbell.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 03:23 PM (TLp3A)

304 Stunning trade: TSLA is a 342

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (F24MQ)

305 296 122 In Stunning Move, Sky Trades Angel Reese Before Start of WNBA Season

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I know I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:34 PM (ndZc7)


She got traded? Cancel the endorsement!

Posted by: Big Green Dildo at April 07, 2026 03:24 PM (eOFY+)

306 >>> Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

>Could be worse; she could have been born Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Fbc0I)

307 my pee this morning was quite picant

Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (FsnvP)

308 There are many sound men/engineers/producers that should be lined up on the wall.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (F24MQ)

309 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Phil Spectoring them?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (ndZc7)

310 My favorite Pat Travers album. Lots from three guys.

https://tinyurl.com/5xusdts5

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (xvV+O)

311 288 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

Amantialldoification

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 07, 2026 03:26 PM (i0Hi3)

312 Here's the Dunce's chance to move out of the basement. Bet your hotpocket money on the Dems taking Congress.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (4NO2D)

313 Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
......

She will end up as bitter and drunk as hILLRY.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)

314 Dr. Gupta seems to have an often illogical train of thought.
Erratic even. And often confused. He should get checked out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (n5tGW)

315 299 All last evening, on almost any channel, I had to ss ACLU commercials of "Born in the USA. Protect US Birthright Citizenship" with Bruce Springsteen singing in the background

During the no kings parties, MS Now showed Springsteen on stage singing. Split screen with Debbie whatshername Shultz.

Lol. Star power baby!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:27 PM (Sco7b)

316 309 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Phil Spectoring them?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 03:25 PM (ndZc7)
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Didn't Alec Baldwin Phil Spector someone?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 07, 2026 03:28 PM (3iCfw)

317 Never trust anyone named Gupta; worse, Sharma.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (F24MQ)

318 Not a lot of money being bet supporting the GOP holding the House after the midterms.
Kalshi is giving them about 1 chance out of 7 (14%)

Anyone here actually putting real money on the GOP
?

Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 03:29 PM (FsnvP)

319 Virginia may have buyer's remorse, but there's fuckall they can do about it.

Posted by: Chupa Me at April 07, 2026 03:30 PM (a28MN)

320
Saw a video of Kamala speaking to a national union in the last few days and she was plastered.

What a sh*t life she must lead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

===============

I wonder if she even wants to run. It's a contest between narcissism and laziness, I bet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (n7rxJ)

321 Nood

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 03:31 PM (Sco7b)

322 Salty taught me the word for entombing someone in a wall, but I forgot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

Mortarfy?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 03:36 PM (g8Ew8)

323 232 If I was a "volunteer" standing near the power plant, the moment I heard a plane, I'd run for the hills...

You won't hear the plane as it is 12-15 seconds away when releasing the JDAMs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 03:03 PM (xvV+O)

Yeah... I figured that out... They're goners
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 03:04 PM (IJL3x)
===

Have you seen the videos of the Basij running away from their checkpoints when they hear the whine from drone engines?

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 03:40 PM (rj6Yv)

324 If the IRGC or the Basij start "encouraging volunteers" at gunpoint to ring power plants before the air strikes, that's the kind of action that sparks revolutionary uprisings.

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

325 Gupta is the quintessential example of the talent, perspicaciousness and integrity of the Indian medical community

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 03:57 PM (wBaIH)

326 I thought it was a violation of medical ethics to offer a diagnosis without interviewing the patient.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 04:08 PM (qFwJc)

327 >Just two months into her term of office, Gov. Spanberger's approval polling is barely above water.
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doesn't matter
they're stuck with her
"You fucked up! You trusted us! Just try to make the best of it.'

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 04:12 PM (ZxPkt)

328 imure

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 04:15 PM (ZxPkt)

Tuq'r Qarlson Attacks Trump: "No President Should Mock Islam"
Also Trots Out His New Demented Theory That Trump Might Be the Actual Literal Antichrist of the Book of Revelations

Let me just get this out of the way since the trolls are already here. (Is it funny, by the way, that we leave them in peace while they cannot stop attempting to annoy us into submission and threatening us that By God I'll Vote for Kamala Harris Just Like Nick Fuentes Told Me To If You Don't Obey My Tantrum!)


Below, in 2006, Tuq'r Qarlson said that he would vote for someone who declared "I'm a bigot, I don't like Islam, call me a racist, call me whatever you want."

And now? "A president should not mock Islam."

I assume that this is in reference to Trump ending some Truth social posts with "Peace be to Allah" or that kind of thing, which I'm not even sure is mockery. He might mean it in the George W. Bush kind of way.

Tuq'r is claiming Trump attacked Christianity itself and defiled Jesus by launching the rescue effort on Easter Sunday... ignoring the fact that the guy was about to be found and it wouldn't wait until start-of-business on Monday.

No, he says this was a deliberate attempt to "eradicate" Christianity itself.

And who would try to eradicate Christianity? Well, the Antichrist of course -- and Tuq'r Qarlson now asserts that Trump may be the literal Antichrist.

Tuq'r's new Conspiracy Theory is that Trump's war is not just on Iran, but on the Christian faith itself, a "stealthy but effective attack... on faith in Jesus."

He thinks that Trump might be looking for a more elevated position than the mere president of the United States: He's saying Trump wants to be Leader of the World, like the Antichrist will become.

In fairness, he believes that Jews are tricking him because he's stupid so that maybe Trump doesn't know he's the Antichrist yet.

What a stupid Antichrist stupid Drumpf is!!!


Billboard Chris
@BillboardChris

12h

Tucker never stopped being the man who called Trump a "demonic force," a "destroyer," and in 2021 texts wrote: "I hate him passionately. I can't handle much more of this."

And "We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can't wait."

Tucker just lied to get close to Trump so he could undermine him.

And almost as if this is a planned op spearheaded by the foreign-government paid podcast brahs Tuq'r and Cavernous Nostrils, Cavernous just happens to drop her new conspiracy theory to day, that Trump is literally running a "satanic administration."

Wow, it's such a coincidence that Tuq'r accuses Trump of being the literal Antichrist on the same day Cavernous debuts her "satanic administration under the control of zionists" op!

And she says that Trump thinks he's a "Messiah!"

What kind of "Messiah," Cavernous Nostrils? A false one, presumably...?

Like the Antichrist will present himself as, yes?

candacesantaicadministration.jpg

Oh no, whatever I do, I mustn't accuse these very sensible and sane Patriots of being Traitors! That would be a wrongful slur, whine the cloying faggots who accuse everyone who is not a Paulite of being a "Neocon who just wants Bill Kristol to be president."

And what does Trump think of Tuq'r's and Cavernous's new theory that he is the literal son of Satan himself?

Caitlin Doornbos
@CaitlinDoornbos

4h

President Trump went off on Carlson when I asked him about this nonsense this morning.

"Tucker's a low IQ person that has absolutely no idea what's going on. He calls me all the time; I don't respond to his calls. I don't deal with him. I like dealing with smart people, not fools."

Boy I sure think Trump is making a huge mistake running down his loyal allies like that! We all have to unite behind Tuq'r, Cavernous, and of course !!RoNpAuL!!!!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM




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1 Blow me, Tucker. -- Trump

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 So close to Easter Sunday?!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (FmapG)

3 BLADE STRIKES HARD AND FIRST AND FIRST AND HARD

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

4 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (ExV1e)

5 I feel italized along with the blog text...obviously the Jews had something to do with it, *sarc*.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (9Ovst)

6 "Cuckoo... Cuckoo... Cuckoo"

-The Cuckoo Bird

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (DgMqy)

7 >>>BLADE STRIKES HARD AND FIRST AND FIRST AND HARD

Posted by: Elric The Blad

you got chumped

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (1wjle)

8
Tucker, just take flight and declare yourself the Twelfth Imam. Or be different! Declare yourself the Thirteenth Imam.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (n7rxJ)

9 Logically (if logic can be converted into the currency of conspiracy thought), labeling Trump the anti-Christ was inevitable. Where else could this go?

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (INQN/)

10 Tucker os ashooor

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (gDlxJ)

11 Boy I sure think Trump is making a huge mistake running down his loyal allies like that! We all have to unite behind Tuq'r, Cavernous, and of course !!RoNpAuL!!!!

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Careful, Ace.

Tucker demonstrated his incredible power over the Republican electorate.

Last month, during the Texas primary, he endorsed a candidate for a House race. That guy almost won.

Okay...he didn't win...he almost did...by coming sixth.

But, Tucker is going to prove it even harder when his preferred candidate in the FL governor's race, James Fishback destroys all competition. Sure, he's polling at like...4% now, but that can only grow!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (mdSmG)

12 I'm about 95% sure Trump's "Praise Allah" business is trolling.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

13 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (IJL3x)

14 "Tuckoo...Tuckoo...Tuckoo"

-The Tuckoo Bird

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (DgMqy)

15 Tuq'r is claiming Trump attacked Christianity itself and defiled Jesus by launching the rescue effort on Easter Sunday...

You know, I seem to remember some parable somewhere about rescuing your ox if it falls into a pit even if it's on the Sabbath and rescuing it would require work.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (a+4eV)

16 >>>9 Logically (if logic can be converted into the currency of conspiracy thought), labeling Trump the anti-Christ was inevitable. Where else could this go?

yes, now that we see it, where else could the click-hungry foreign-government-paid propagandists go?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)

17 12 I'm about 95% sure Trump's "Praise Allah" business is trolling.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

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Allah's will cannot be denied in the passage of history.

So, the destruction of Iran's Islamic leadership, well, it must be the will of Allah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (mdSmG)

18

Fucker Tucker's family needs to have him committed.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (3ek7K)

19 13 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (IJL3x)

They hurdled than benchmark a while ago.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (INQN/)

20 So close to Easter Sunday?!"

And during the McCain funeral!

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (XuXeR)

21 7 >>>BLADE STRIKES HARD AND FIRST AND FIRST AND HARD

Posted by: Elric The Blad

you got chumped
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (1wjle)
______


Trump >>> Chump

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

22 >>3 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....

Not at all. there's a reason for that.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)

23 TBH, I think having Tucker out there panties down is a net benefit because it exposes him, his ideas, and his fellow travelers to ridicule.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (RIvkX)

24 It's generally accepted among a lot of Evangelicals that the Antichrist will be gay and European (but I repeat myself). Trump doesn't qualify on either.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

25 I am 100% sure the allah post was a massive troll. Trum is taking over! Even their most sacred !

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)

26
Hitler, hit the bench.

Antichrist! you're up as the new LowIQ Phony-Baloney Example to describe the Sheer Eeeeevil of Trump.

Oh...and paint yourself orange before you hit the field!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (iJfKG)

27 If Paula White is the person I'm thinking of, I don't have any use for her either.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (vTZFs)

28 Candiz is azhoor

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (dE3DB)

29 tucker has gone full potato

never go full potato

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (v6XNT)

30 >>And now? "A president should not mock Islam."


Have we met?

Posted by: Zombie Jefferson at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (TLp3A)

31 >>>You know, I seem to remember some parable somewhere about rescuing your ox if it falls into a pit even if it's on the Sabbath and rescuing it would require work.

oh really? I didn't know that because, much like Tuq'r Qarlson, I'm not actually much of Christian.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (1wjle)

32 Trump is really bad at attacking Christians. If he was going to do that, he would have stayed a Democrat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (xcxpd)

33 Careful, Ace.

Tucker demonstrated his incredible power over the Republican electorate.

Last month, during the Texas primary, he endorsed a candidate for a House race. That guy almost won.

Okay...he didn't win...he almost did...by coming sixth.

But, Tucker is going to prove it even harder when his preferred candidate in the FL governor's race, James Fishback destroys all competition. Sure, he's polling at like...4% now, but that can only grow!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

====

"There are dozens of us! dozens!"

Posted by: Geoff Shotts at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (13ivK)

34
Not at all. there's a reason for that.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)

Scares the crap out of me... Heaven help us if they take power

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (IJL3x)

35 Well, the Antichrist of course -- and Tuq'r Qarlson now asserts that Trump may be the literal Antichrist.

----------------

And all this time I've been assured that Erika Kirk is the Antichrist.

/

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (+Bx8T)

36 22 >>3 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....

Not at all. there's a reason for that.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)

======

Well, their stories are different in details, but the same in effect.

She's always been a leftist race hustler who gravitated towards whatever made her money. Now, the money from the algo prioritizes ad dollars derived from Pakistani bot accounts, so she trends to that.

He's just a northeastern establishment rich kid who's always hated Jews. But he also has no core beliefs and will say whatever for a paycheck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (mdSmG)

37 Perhaps just let the Iranians have him now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

38 Yes, Tucker. Trump's Easter message sounded exactly like something that the antichrist would say/ sarc

Who is paying off this guy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (n3VHW)

39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)

40 13 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (IJL3x)

Or the ayatollahs

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (6U1c2)

41 >>>24 It's generally accepted among a lot of Evangelicals that the Antichrist will be gay and European (but I repeat myself). Trump doesn't qualify on either.

he also fails the Frodo test: "I think a real agent of the enemy would seem fairer and feel fouler." I mean, if you told atheist Democrats Trump was the Antichrist, they'd jump to agree. The real Antichrist would come off like a new agey peacenik commufag

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (1wjle)

42 Or the ayatollahs
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (6U1c2)


Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (IJL3x)

43 39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)

I think Tucker and Cavern and tiny, gay Nick are all being paid to divide the right. Pure and simple, they are an Op.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

44
*checks calendar*

2006 was twenty years ago.

Posted by: Person who never throws away a calendar at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (G4EEQ)

45 8
Tucker, just take flight and declare yourself the Twelfth Imam. Or be different! Declare yourself the Thirteenth Imam.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (n7rxJ)

I’m the Thirteenth Imam!

Posted by: Rufus at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)

46 If Trump really wanted to quickly end this war, he should declare himself the 12th Imam.

*hilarity ensues

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (w9Wax)

47 Frighteningly, Tucker and Nostrils don't sound all that different than the Dems....

The Dems *have* gotten a few clicks crazier to differentiate themselves. They have a brand to maintain, you know.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

48 Newsom is the Anti-Christ.

Posted by: Joefrombako at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Bf5aC)

49 >>39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.

oh definitely! His whole "I'm a christian now" is a lie to get the biggest bloc of the right subscribing and paying him.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)

50 Are there really any actual "conservatives" who pay attention to Tuq'r and KandaSSe? I presume at this point that their entire audience are leftists looking for new material to chortle about.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Av6i5)

51 Lol

Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (qLmoE)

52 I would not be at all surprised that someone has developed a "crazy beam" that they can shoot down from a satellite into someone's brain and make them insane, and that they have sent that beam down into Tucker, Candice, and others just for a laugh.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (513IY)

53 Looking at the TDS media, we need more insane asylums, STAT.

Anyone got some water projects that need dug with spoons? Cause I'm good for that as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (u82oZ)

54 Wow. That post from Candyass Ovens is something. She's now sounding even more deranged and insane than the most deranged and insane of the admitted, committed TDS commies. There is literally no daylight between her and, say, Jasmine Ratchet or any members of the Squalid.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

55 39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)

That doesn’t explain his hatred of Israel and Jews.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)

56 What if AI is the anti-Christ?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (dE3DB)

57 Wait.... does Trump hate islam or Christianity Tucker? I'm confused. I guess he is implying that the Trump is both a Jew and the antichrist. I don't know, this is why you put nutters in the nut house.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (n5tGW)

58 Wow! Candice and Tucker... the Mariana Trench and Valles Marineris of idiocy.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (iKUQG)

59 He's just a northeastern establishment rich kid who's always hated Jews. But he also has no core beliefs and will say whatever for a paycheck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (mdSmG)

Tucker ought to have 'fuck you' money at this point. How rich do you need to be? No, Tucker is doing this for a reason, ideology or the leverage someone has over him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (xcxpd)

60 49 oh definitely! His whole "I'm a christian now" is a lie to get the biggest bloc of the right subscribing and paying him.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)

=====

Going full, "no one shall besmirch Islam or Allah's prophet" seems to indicate that his algo is telling him to just appeal outright to Pakistan.

Lord in Heaven, please let that X change in the monetization that prioritizes local engagement over foreign engagement...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (mdSmG)

61 As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers.
I wonder if conservatives have left and been replaced by lefty commie Muslims?

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (nGraA)

62 there is reason the Russian propaganda machine and Islamic Republic of Iran's propaganda machine are constantly quoting Cucker and Ovens

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)

63 Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (a+4eV)

The parable of the lost sheep?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (n9ltV)

64 becuase they are real American patriots, you fools!

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)

65 Scares the crap out of me... Heaven help us if they take power

Spoiler Alert - they will. Just how it is.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (OQ3w/)

66 he also fails the Frodo test: "I think a real agent of the enemy would seem fairer and feel fouler." I mean, if you told atheist Democrats Trump was the Antichrist, they'd jump to agree. The real Antichrist would come off like a new agey peacenik commufag
Posted by: ace

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I feel that, man.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (513IY)

67 >>>Lord in Heaven, please let that X change in the monetization that prioritizes local engagement over foreign engagement...

hashtag #MeToo O Lord

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (1wjle)

68 I question their engagement numbers...

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)

69 The trouble with Tucker is that even if you could combine the necessary exorcism and enema needed and both were were successful, when you were done, he'd still be Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (w/O5Q)

70 As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers.

Yes, in Pakistan.

As TJM keeps pointing out, their influence on actual elections thus far has been zero.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (2ocoG)

71 59 Tucker ought to have 'fuck you' money at this point. How rich do you need to be? No, Tucker is doing this for a reason, ideology or the leverage someone has over him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (xcxpd)

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He's always had fuck you money.

He's doing this for the love of the game, mostly.

But, if his online presence needs to have a profit, then he follows the algorithm. And he is just like Nick Fuentes, getting bots from the third world.

There was an interesting little thing floating around over the last few days. Hasan Piker, communist Islamist streamer, revealed that like 1% of his followers are verified (with the blue checkmark). Most other accounts were like 20%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (mdSmG)

72 "Tucker just lied to get close to Trump so he could undermine him."

Yeah, it looks that way. Tucker fooled a lot of people.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (NpAcC)

73 56 What if AI is the anti-Christ?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (dE3DB)

Well I'd say AI could very easily be a supernaturally motivated destroyer for sure.

A non-physical being doesn't really line up with Revelation though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

74 >>As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers.

Real viewers?

Like Hassan Piker's Audience is real?

Turns out those 'Viewers' aren't real.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (TLp3A)

75 61 As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers.
I wonder if conservatives have left and been replaced by lefty commie Muslims?
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 07, 2026 01:21 PM (nGraA)

The IRGC have played Tuckers vomit on their media propaganda broadcasts

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (IJL3x)

76 I only listen to lindsey graham and mark levin. Killl!!!! Killl!!!!!!

Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (qLmoE)

77 My bad, it's not a parable it's legal argument between the Pharisees and Christ because He healed somebody on a Sabbath and they got their seamless garments in a twist about it.

Luke 14:5 and Mark 12:11 according to Brave's AI summary

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (a+4eV)

78 ", labeling Trump the anti-Christ was inevitable. Where else could this go?"

Candace will soon discover Trump is the 12th Imam .. he's just acting covertly to take over the world.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (vbXSk)

79 Tucker, Owens and Fuentes are the ones that need an exorcism.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (NpAcC)

80 It's mostly bots.

Posted by: Just like Twitter at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (G4EEQ)

81 His whole "I'm a christian now" is a lie to get the biggest bloc of the right subscribing and paying him.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)


While simultaneously diluting their support for Israel and Judaism. They are incongruent messages.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (n9ltV)

82 email from talcum x:

Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

83 70 As TJM keeps pointing out, their influence on actual elections thus far has been zero.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (2ocoG)

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Nick Fuentes swore to go to Michigan in September of 2024 to campaign against Trump.

He didn't go to Michigan because he made up a story about JD Vance's security detail planning to murder him.

However, Trump won Michigan.

He got more votes in Michigan than he did in 2020, when he lost Michigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (mdSmG)

84 >>The parable of the lost sheep?


I think the Islamic Parable is about a Lustful Goat?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (TLp3A)

85 Ovens is absolutely all bots. Cucker got a sophisiticated and engaged audience from Pakistan, Turkey and...Turkey.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (GD0B3)

86 8 Tucker, just take flight and declare yourself the Twelfth Imam.

maybe trump should declare himself to be the twelfth imam and insist that allah instructed him to lead the middle east to freedom and prosperity.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (oY6Yp)

87 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (mdSmG)

OT: But I watched 'No Other Choice' the other night. I had thoughts. Damn good stuff, that Park can play.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

88 Newsom is the Anti-Christ.
Posted by: Joefrombako at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Bf5aC)
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This makes way more sense.

The antichrist is not going to be from Queens I assure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (RIvkX)

89 I recently read a very long thread that concluded that Nebula (a failing streaming service for 'educational' programming that became a safe haven for Breadtubers) is being propped up by Qatar. So their money is floating around everywhere.

Posted by: the lower depths at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (Dg7ng)

90 82 email from talcum x:

Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

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I think Iran should hold a referendum on the conditions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (mdSmG)

91 "As crazy as Tucker is and candy, they have millions of viewers."

Foreign viewers from Islamic countries and armies of gay bots moonlighting from hentai tentacle porn. Every one of the posts from Fucker and Candyass seems more targeted to anti-American foreigners than it is to even leftist Americans.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

92 The trouble with Tucker is that even if you could combine the necessary exorcism and enema needed and both were were successful, when you were done, he'd still be Tucker Carlson.

I mean, plenty of us remember 25 years ago when he was the designated conservative to get beat up on MSNBC and CNN, kinda like whoever's on The Five these days for Gutfeld to humiliate.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)

93 willowed, but a lot of discussion in last thread about costs of the equipment so I repeat:
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300 The cost analysis on the lost equipment is missing the point.

I was worth billions to prevent Iran from dragging one of our men through the streets like they have in the past. Not just for the loss of an American serviceman, but for the propaganda value.

The only reason to hesitate is the fear of making it worse and losing more men. The equipment cost does not enter the equation - it is trivial.

The thing is, these were career risking decisions. Hegseth would have been in a world of shit had he pulled a Jimmy Carter and the mission failed. He put his career on the line for the rescue. Trump DGAF, but he too would have paid a high price.

The win here is that we have leaders willing to put their careers and reputation at risk because it is the right thing to do. What a change.
Posted by: bob

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (513IY)

94 82 email from talcum x:

Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

95
So close to Easter Sunday?!"

And during the McCain funeral!
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:16 PM (XuXeR)



And in the middle of Pride Month!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (y9nCu)

96 In fairness, he believes that Jews are tricking him because he's stupid so that maybe Trump doesn't know he's the Antichrist yet.

----------------

"Trump's the Antichrist and Hitler."

*slap*

"Trump's the 12th Imam and Jewish Puppet."

*slap*

"Trump's the Antichrist and Hitler ... AND
Trump's the 12th Imam and Jewish Puppet!"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (+Bx8T)

97 ", labeling Trump the anti-Christ was inevitable. Where else could this go?"

-
Skeletor?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (ndZc7)

98
OT: But I watched 'No Other Choice' the other night. I had thoughts. Damn good stuff, that Park can play.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

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I have read your comment, and I am digesting.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, though...this morning I saw that HULU announced it would be streaming No Other Choice in like 3 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (mdSmG)

99 94 82 email from talcum x:

Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

Don't tease me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)


Unlike Iran, Trump isn't targeting civilians

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (IJL3x)

100 I remember the Pharisees chewing Jesus out for helping someone during the Sabbath.

Posted by: MartynWW at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (M9zxq)

101 Sam Neill is the anti-christ. I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (SD7rz)

102 Just to think, a month or so ago, Cucker was in the oval office...😂😂 where he was used like a rag🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)

103 Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

Who is Talculm X?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n3VHW)

104 If Trump really wanted to quickly end this war, he should declare himself the 12th Imam.

For maximum hilarity, he should declare Barack Obama is the 12th imam. Obama probably already believes it, after all.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

105
Who is Talculm X?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n3VHW)


He's a white guy who pretended to be black

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (IJL3x)

106 Get her while she's hot!

emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s

* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way

Who’s on the market?

https://is.gd/B7Lq6W

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

107 A demon fucked me up the ass.

It totally wasn't Joe Kent. It was a good disguise though.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (aVf49)

108 Qatarlson has lost his mind and needs to be locked up

Posted by: night lifted at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (kJmLc)

109 Incidentally, it's "Revelation." Singular.

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (AozP3)

110
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, though...this morning I saw that HULU announced it would be streaming No Other Choice in like 3 weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (mdSmG)

Well...I delayed long enough. I'm happy to own the movie, if digitally (so far). Three more weeks is just too long. I got work to do.

It would have been hilarious if Netflix had picked it up, with the Nexflix joke he put in the movie, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)

111 How's Tucker's marriage holding up? As I understand it, his wife was a very big Trump fan. So much so that she got tossed out of one their little neighborhood parties for bring it up just before the 2020 election. At the time, Tucker supported her.

As is so often the case, domestic squabbles breed irrationality.

Posted by: Orson at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (dIske)

112
I’m the Thirteenth Imam!
Posted by: Rufus


I'm Henery the eighth, Imam.
Henery the eighth, Imam Imam.

Posted by: Henery the ape at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (Cqx++)

113 Tucker thinks rescuing a downed pilot on Easter is some kind of "desecration"?

How does he feel about Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas Night?

Tucker is no better than the Pharisees who tried to rebuke Jesus for performing miracles on the Sabbath.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)

114 Oh yeah, and...

Jooooooooos!!!

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (AozP3)

115 110 Well...I delayed long enough. I'm happy to own the movie, if digitally (so far). Three more weeks is just too long. I got work to do.

It would have been hilarious if Netflix had picked it up, with the Nexflix joke he put in the movie, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)

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Shoulda made it a Disney joke!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (mdSmG)

116 Turns out those 'Viewers' aren't real.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (TLp3A)
*******
How do we know this?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (NpAcC)

117 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)

118 Who is Talculm X?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n3VHW)
___________

Shaun King. A white dude who pretends to be black and grifts endlessly off white guilt. The male version of Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

119 emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s

* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way

Who’s on the market?

https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

120 That doesn’t explain his hatred of Israel and Jews.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)
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He is a supercessionist and believes the people who call themselves Jews and Israel the Jewish state are not the inheritors of hashem's covenant with the Israelites, believes "chosen" means "supreme" and that the Israeli state oppresses its Christian population.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (RIvkX)

121 He got more votes in Michigan than he did in 2020, when he lost Michigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It's cute that you think there's anything close to fair elections in Michigan.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Y8DZL)

122 Tucker has made one of the biggest heel-turns since Hulk Hogan joined the NWO.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (6ydKt)

123 Also AI Summary is Asshoe

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (a+4eV)

124 121 He got more votes in Michigan than he did in 2020, when he lost Michigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It's cute that you think there's anything close to fair elections in Michigan.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Y8DZL)

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So...the Democrat governor cheated for Trump in 2024? Is that your point?

Because my history of noting that Detroit just makes up numbers is long in these hallowed gray boxes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (mdSmG)

125 59 He's just a northeastern establishment rich kid who's always hated Jews. But he also has no core beliefs and will say whatever for a paycheck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (mdSmG)

He's also a frustrated hippie, i.e., part of him yearned to be a counter-cultural figure. But his preppy, bourgeois conditioning didn't permit it. That bottled up rebellion, long-since fermented and turned toxic, is now busting out.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (INQN/)

126 Islam is antithetical to modern life and to Christianity. Insulting it is mild. I think it should be eradicated.

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:31 PM (98kQX)

127 Tucker Mock, mock Tucker Fool, foolish drug taker Tucker
Tucker, Tucker Tucker. Tucker's on the take, on the fake.
Poor Tucker started so good now he's gone, now he's gone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (F24MQ)

128
Tuckoo and Googly went for each other's throat...

Hmm, continue...

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (ZQkti)

129 Boy I sure think Trump is making a huge mistake running down his loyal allies like that! We all have to unite behind Tuq'r, Cavernous, and of course !!RoNpAuL!!!!

---------------

I've been assured that these #Woke Reich "influencers" and The Tech Bros all control JD Vance, Elon Musk, and Don Jr. in the same way Trump is controlled by The Jooos!

/Second look at Jeb! 2028?

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (+Bx8T)

130 Shoulda made it a Disney joke!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (mdSmG)

Disney is already a joke...oh wait, I get it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

131 He got more votes in Michigan than he did in 2020, when he lost Michigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (mdSmG)

When he 'lost' Michigan.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (FmapG)

132 “ Then I heard a loud voice in heaven say:

“Now have come the salvation and the power
and the kingdom of our God,
and the authority of his Messiah.
For the accuser of our brothers and sisters,
who accuses them before our God day and night,
has been hurled down.”

Revelation 12:10

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (TmQh+)

133 Don't tell Tucker what I did for Christmas.

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (z190r)

134
Aside from the foreign money grifting, Cucker is buying into that common East Coast commie cocksucker delusion that everyone on the Right is taking that position because they're all illiterate, snake-handling, cousin-humping barefooted Primitive Baptists who just need to have someone wave a Bible in their face and then they can be lead by the nose.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (y9nCu)

135 Who’s on the market?

https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

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Is that with or without annual bonus?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

136 130 Shoulda made it a Disney joke!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (mdSmG)

Disney is already a joke...oh wait, I get it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

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I didn't...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (mdSmG)

137 , I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM

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He has to be. Are atheist liberals going to give Tucker the time of day for claiming Trump is the anti-Christ?

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (iKUQG)

138 And now? "A president should not mock Islam."


Have we met?
Posted by: Zombie Jefferson at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (TLp3A)

Satan hates to be mocked.
islam hates to be mocked.

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (utfVc)

139 Turns out those 'Viewers' aren't real.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:23 PM (TLp3A)
*******
How do we know this?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (NpAcC)


From stories like the one Pixy had recently where police raided an empty room full of nothing but phones tuned in to streams.

Also some analytics are possible even when you aren't the account holder. Tucker and Candace have more influence on Ace's shelving than they do anything important.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

140 Trump is not mocking Islam. He rightly believes Allah to be on the people's side that Trump is trying to free. After all that is what the people of Iran have to believe in order to win.

Trump is actually supporting Islam here in a way that is very easliy twisted.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (jstR0)

141 Is Tuq'r:

1. Funded by Qatar?

2. Sucking off Islam pro bono?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (ln0g4)

142 117 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)

Would watch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

143 I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

Deal breaker.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)

144 Now I know why Tquar changed. He was converted to an Islamist.

Posted by: gov'theretohelp at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (x0hD2)

145 55 39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM (n9ltV)

I can't break this down statistically or scientifically, but as someone whose religious circle sometimes overlapped with, brushed up against, or was infiltrated by that segment of Christianity, there is a fraction of a fraction who will credulously follow any "Christian" of influence who hypes end-times apocalyptic bollocks and let their own confirmation bias do the rest. I suspect however that this sub-subset is relatively small and electorally insignificant, as compared to Christians and non-radical evangelicals more broadly. There were probably greater numbers in the 80s.

Posted by: It's a very strange almost cult like grouping at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

146
Every time a fish strikes Toocoo's line while he's fly fishing but it gets away, who gets the blame?

Trick question: Toocoo blames the Joos for EVERYTHING!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (ZQkti)

147 Trump Might Be the Actual Literal Antichrist of the Book of Revelations

Which movie quote to quote?

"That escalated quickly" or
"Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them"

Posted by: Chuck C at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (MbSfH)

148 i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s

* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way

Who’s on the market?

https://is.gd/B7Lq6W
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)
__________

LOLOLOL. The intersection between that and "Things That Are Real" is ... nothing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

149 Is it 8 Eastern or 8 Pacific time ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:34 PM (IJL3x)

150 Trump is saving this country from the trans brigade who are trying to brainwash and mutilate our children.

He's completely opposite of the anti-Christ.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (NpAcC)

151 Amazing. The guy who couldn't get enough of attacking Iraq converted to Islam.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (wrEn7)

152 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

Gonna ask one question here - if she's so amazing at 34, why isn't she married or have a serious relationship yet? Also, if she makes 500k/yr, she's gonna to want a dood who makes at least double that, especially in SF.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (9Ovst)

153 Cavernous probably doesn't even have Trump's number...

Posted by: Inogame at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (53oGX)

154 117 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)

Warming up for vengeance over here, boss

Posted by: Suns of Warvan at April 07, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)

155 Guys, guys...Tucker said he isn't taking money from muslim countries, so it's all good.


Oh, did you know OJ is innocent? He said he didn't do it!

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (M7rua)

156 Maybe Schmucker is just practicing being a dhimmi, just in case?

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (AozP3)

157 How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)


I took one on a date. But that was a long time ago.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (n9ltV)

158 Speaking of Antichrists, who is worse, Prince Andrew or King Charles?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

159 LOLOLOL. The intersection between that and "Things That Are Real" is ... nothing.

It's probably real, but I'll posit that she's both ugly and crazy.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

160 >>Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 01:19 PM

Westboro Baptist types. Everyone is evil except them.

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (98kQX)

161 Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

A blatant trap. Whatever baw falls for it will deserve the days of torture in a bath-house basement that he will most surely get.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (SD7rz)

162 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Avenge me!
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (0SGkq)

163 I can remember reading about Trump's private security and info team battling Wynn's private security and info team in real estate battles.

I bet it helps with the "Trust but Verify" activities. Tucker is a gnat.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (cS1cw)

164 143 I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

Deal breaker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)

Yeah, that's a stumbling block for sure. But...small waist, big tits, has money, wants family...better than what I bargained for. 34 isn't even a problem, I always liked older women even when I was younger.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (xcxpd)

165 I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo


I don't know why her income is important, unless she's saved it all and is sitting on a big pile of money, or she's expecting her husband to stay home and raise the kids.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (a+4eV)

166 If you are a Christian who thinks Trump is the anti Christ you are stupid and haven't read the Bible. He's not even ( small a ) anti Christ

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:37 PM (n3VHW)

167
Don't tell Tucker what I did for Christmas.
Posted by: Zombie George Washington


We'll never divulge how you felt about all the British children, either!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:37 PM (ZQkti)

168 158 Speaking of Antichrists, who is worse, Prince Andrew or King Charles?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

Charles is SUPPOSED to be the head of the church of England. Andrew is just perverted rich nobleman. So Charles sucks worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

169 Donald Trump just threaten to slaughter 90 million Iranians tonight if they don't accept his outrageous conditions.

I assume that they're saying that so that they can use that TACO bullshit when we don't nuke Tehran.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)

170 Trump is handling Iran the same way he's handling the Dems, by not taking shit and not pretending they will fight fair.
It's odd to see, for sure.
Politeness is weakness, he's doing this deliberately.

Posted by: Inogame at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (53oGX)

171 am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s


--

This is why matchmakers were invented

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (GhIJO)

172 I mean...that doesn't sound bad at all....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

Um. Except she's in San Francisco. How many straight, single, conservative women do you know who are there?

Deal breaker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:33 PM (FmapG)
_____

Quite a few straight, single, and attractive ladies in SF, especially if you're open to Yellow. The "conservative" element might be harder to find, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks? That scares me more than anything that people like Tucker aren’t mocked out of existence.

Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (PLgLU)

174 You know, Tucker was sane when he used our products. Just saying...

Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)

175 ====

He is a supercessionist and believes the people who call themselves Jews and Israel the Jewish state are not the inheritors of hashem's covenant with the Israelites, believes "chosen" means "supreme" and that the Israeli state oppresses its Christian population.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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We allow those with delusions to freely walk the streets in America.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (F24MQ)

176 I'm sure there is a demog called Media Christians who can't grasp a Christianity that isn't on The Screen.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (DgMqy)

177 168 Charles is SUPPOSED to be the head of the church of England. Andrew is just perverted rich nobleman. So Charles sucks worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

======

I want the pendulum swing back right in Britain to be so far that Restore dismantles the monarchy, exiles the entire royal family, and turns Buckingham Palace into a museum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (mdSmG)

178 “ and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.”

You would need to be enormously ignorant of biblical scripture and teaching to believe that. There is in fact more in biblical teaching to make you wonder if Tucker and Nostrils are in league with satan.

This is all part of an op planned long ago whereby people alleged to be conservative when they are really evil subversives. It all follows.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (TmQh+)

179 2 Thessalonians 2 talking about the Man of Lawlessness who will be exalted to the level of God and supported by a large contingent of evil, delusional people sure sounds like Trump and the MAGA cult.

How about just that he's cruel and dangerous with a soul rotted to the core and Christians shouldn't support or worship him. Even a broken clock is correct sometimes, however this is not one of those times.

Tucker seems to have been personally shattered by the billion dollar judgement against Fox that included him being fired. I don't believe it's a fake persona just to get clicks. I think Tucker has developed a delusional persecution complex. Some day, he might even admit this.

Carlson recognizes that his life post collapse of the American Empire will be as hard as any poor persons, don't believe this little speech is motivated by anything other than self interest.

Good for you for talking..tucker. but also FUCK YOU tucker..your talking also got us here

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

180
How does he feel about Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas Night?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)



Washington, Washington
Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun
Spread, Spread, Delaware
He's Coming He's Coming He's Coming

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (y9nCu)

181 Everyone is evil except them

Sounds like this blog

Posted by: Fu at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (qLmoE)

182 Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)

Well yeah but on the other hand... Louis Farrakhan.

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (AozP3)

183 I don't know why her income is important, unless she's saved it all and is sitting on a big pile of money, or she's expecting her husband to stay home and raise the kids.

Her income is a massive red flag. Women do not respect men who make less money than them, so the implied advertisement there is that they want a billionaire minotaur.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

184 " Tucker and Candace have more influence on Ace's shelving than they do anything important."

I object to the implication that Ace's shelving is unimportant.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (Vpqw1)

185 Iran’s supreme leader unconscious and ‘unable to be involved in any decision-making’ according to News Reports out of Iran.

So, Iran has a Joe Biden also.......

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (X7dyz)

186 Why would such an exceptional woman need to have her friend advertise her on x? Another ludicrous thing from the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (n3VHW)

187 I can not tell a lie. I greased those Limey bastards on Baby Jesus Day !!! And I'd do it again !!!

Posted by: George from 1776 at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (SD7rz)

188
When will Toocoo announce that he's built a mountaintop bunker and will come down no more?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (ZQkti)

189 180
How does he feel about Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas Night?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)



Washington, Washington
Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun
Spread, Spread, Delaware
He's Coming He's Coming He's Coming

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (y9nCu)

I love that song so much.
https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

190 In any event, seems Trump is ready to call on Grabthar's Hammer and end this.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Avenge me!
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer
Posted by: rickb223

Can't touch this!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (ndZc7)

191 Amusing and contra black pill,

======
Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
·
2h
US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)

Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

192 Tucker and Candice are unhinged. Pseudo-intellectuals who spew words suggesting they are great philosophers.

Bobby De Niro said it best; *drool*

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (Fbc0I)

193 179 Carlson recognizes that his life post collapse of the American Empire will be as hard as any poor persons, don't believe this little speech is motivated by anything other than self interest.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

======

Even without the Straight of Hormuz, we have direct or indirect control of something like 60% of all oil in the world.

We're not exactly post-war England right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (mdSmG)

194 Just asking questions, have you stopped beating your wife on your UFO trips?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)

195 I get the feeling that it is more phishing than it is fishing for a husband.

But if it's real, I'm guessing she also forgot to put *very picky* as a quality.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (n5tGW)

196 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks? That scares me more than anything that people like Tucker aren’t mocked out of existence.
Posted by: JROD
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The same 33% that appear everywhere else. Their numbers aren't increasing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (F24MQ)

197 185 Iran’s supreme leader unconscious and ‘unable to be involved in any decision-making’ according to News Reports out of Iran.

So, Iran has a Joe Biden also.......

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (X7dyz)

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Yeah, but they don't have a Politboro of competing fiefdoms.

They have the IRGC. The head of state de facto in Iran is one guy. The de facto head of state in America was a bunch of department heads.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (mdSmG)

198 177 168 Charles is SUPPOSED to be the head of the church of England. Andrew is just perverted rich nobleman. So Charles sucks worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

======

I want the pendulum swing back right in Britain to be so far that Restore dismantles the monarchy, exiles the entire royal family, and turns Buckingham Palace into a museum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (mdSmG)

And I want superpowers....

Oh well, dare to dream. Maybe in a few centuries...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

199 I don't know why her income is important, unless she's saved it all and is sitting on a big pile of money, or she's expecting her husband to stay home and raise the kids.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
.......

It's so guys can calculate how much they get when the divorce happens.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (UjdFS)

200 Holy sheepshit, Batman. These people have lost their minds.

TDS. Wow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (W2Pud)

201 183 I don't know why her income is important, unless she's saved it all and is sitting on a big pile of money, or she's expecting her husband to stay home and raise the kids.

Her income is a massive red flag. Women do not respect men who make less money than them, so the implied advertisement there is that they want a billionaire minotaur.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

Eight feet tall, eight-pack abs, eight-figure income, eighteen-inch dick.

Posted by: Because of inflation. Or inflammation. at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (TbWk/)

202 OT: Election for a WI Supreme Court seat today. The progs have a good chance to solidify their hold on the court with Taylor, a former Planned Parenthood lawyer. The election hasn't gotten much airplay, perhaps as desired so-as to not stimulate non-prog turnout.

WI Morons, get out and vote for Maria Lazar.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (Q+gd/)

203 Even without the Straight of Hormuz, we have direct or indirect control of something like 60% of all oil in the world.

With all the ships getting through Hormuz it's very clear that whatever control Iran has of it is spotty at best and may not actually exist outside of fearful actuaries in London.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

204 191 Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
·
2h
US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)

Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

=======

We're deporting a lot of people.

And these numbers should be coming directly from hospitals, not surveys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (mdSmG)

205 I love the "asking for a friend" vibe of that "looking for a husband" post. LOL.

"What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

206 8 PM EST is 4:30 Tehran Time.

Dawn attack, for the win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (u82oZ)

207 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Republicans vs Democrats net favorability

2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5

That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)

208 Funny that I agree with Jon Stewart. Back in Crossfire days Tucker was a host and Stewart on live TV said they Carlson "you're a dick"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (19SAM)

209
Why would such an exceptional woman need to have her friend advertise her on x? Another ludicrous thing from the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


She leaks air, slowly, but there's a patch kit for such issues that accompanies her everywhere.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (ZQkti)

210 198 And I want superpowers....

Oh well, dare to dream. Maybe in a few centuries...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

=======

A figurehead head of state who never, ever exercises his power, letting Parliament do whatever it wants without interference, is no basis for a system of government.

Tarts with scimitars in ponds is better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (mdSmG)

211 as you're making fun of my shelving, yesterday's project was to sand and varnish my old desk and put it on the deck to go with my huge rocking chair so I can work out there. I did the bottom of the desk and legs yesterday and applied the first coat of varnish to the upward facing surfaces this morning. (It does not have drawers, just... shelves.)

I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.

So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)

212 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks? That scares me more than anything that people like Tucker aren’t mocked out of existence.
Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (PLgLU)
********
Yeah, I have a family member that still listens to Tucker.
Hopefully, my recent mocking of him has changed his mind.
I think he now realizes he was wrong, but it's only been a few days.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

213 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Boy, I bet it was painful for them to admit that. Or at least I hope it was.

Posted by: Jetto at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (AozP3)

214 Tuq'r Qarlson has to be doing this just for the clicks.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (y171U)

215 >>>I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.

oh it's fast-drying varnish says it needs 3-4 hours to dry and that seems accurate. I know that a lot of people say 24 hours. I'm going by what's on the can.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)

216 191 Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
·
2h
US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)

Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

=======

They should all be at zero. Period.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (lCppi)

217
"What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Those aren't tentacles, they're Fiddlehead Ferns, you jackass.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (ZQkti)

218 >>> 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks?

bots and paid followers

Posted by: brak at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (jGJov)

219 211 as you're making fun of my shelving, yesterday's project was to sand and varnish my old desk and put it on the deck to go with my huge rocking chair so I can work out there. I did the bottom of the desk and legs yesterday and applied the first coat of varnish to the upward facing surfaces this morning. (It does not have drawers, just... shelves.)

I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.

So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:44 PM (1wjle)

3 is a minimum. It depends on the wood and how it takes the varnish.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

220
But if it's real, I'm guessing she also forgot to put *very picky* as a quality.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
---

There's a reason a gal like that needs a matchmaker.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (F24MQ)

221 203 Even without the Straight of Hormuz, we have direct or indirect control of something like 60% of all oil in the world.

With all the ships getting through Hormuz it's very clear that whatever control Iran has of it is spotty at best and may not actually exist outside of fearful actuaries in London.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

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Iran never controlled it. It's an international waterway that they have a coastline on. They tried to exert threats over it which partially worked for a few weeks.

The actual control over oil Iran has had is the 2 million barrels a day they produced, usually selling well below market rates to Russian and China to get around sanctions.,

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (mdSmG)

222 There's actually a video of Candace Owens' entire audience:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LTA9p3zhGbQ

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (Av6i5)

223 Quite a few straight, single, and attractive ladies in SF, especially if you're open to Yellow. The "conservative" element might be harder to find, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

Yellow is fine. It's all pink on the inside.

The conservative part is important to me, though. I was married to a liberal. Never. Again.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (FmapG)

224 US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women (Jan-Feb 2025 vs. Jan-Feb 2026)

Bangladeshi: -12.5%
Chinese: -17.5%
Colombian: -10.5%
Ecuadoran: -22%
El Salvadoran: -15%
Guatemalan: -16%
Haitians: -16%
Honduran: -15%
Mexican: -13%
Nicaraguan: -20%

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

=======

They should all be at zero. Period.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (lCppi)

I rise in defense of hot asians and latinas!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

225 Speaking of Antichrists, who is worse, Prince Andrew or King Charles?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (ndZc7)

Andrew is mostly just a poonhound. Charles is a closet muzzie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (utfVc)

226 Eight feet tall, eight-pack abs, eight-figure income, eighteen-inch dick.

That's also Barack Obama's wishlist.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (2ocoG)

227 Shop teacher said you should sand between coats of varnish.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (Q+gd/)

228 Huh, so Tucker is saying True Christianity is ... Islam?

yeah, looking more and more like Laura Loomer's claim that Tucker has converted to islam is true.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM (HXT0k)

229 >>>3 is a minimum. It depends on the wood and how it takes the varnish.

thanks. I guess I can do a couple more tomorrow.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (1wjle)

230 >> US Census: Big declines births from foreign-born women

Don’t worry. The subversives on SCOTUS are about to tell you the 14th Amendment was totally formulated to make sure anyone who illegally crossed the border or who was otherwise born from parents that are not American citizens and the squeeze out a baby on our shores, are bona fide citizens.

What else could the 14th Amendment be for if not that and birth tourism?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (TmQh+)

231 I don't know what went wrong with Tucker, but he doesn't deserve that much of your bandwidth.

Posted by: cpurick at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (lNjg1)

232 But it's still OK to mock Christianity, right Sister Boom Boom?

Posted by: Socratease at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (YgfoU)

233 "What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Wet dream about Hillary?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (ndZc7)

234 I figure I will sand and varnish it again at 2:30 and then again at 6:30.

So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace
.......

Depends how high you want to get.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (UjdFS)

235 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms
___

Dammit, we're not fooling anyone!
-Thune

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (Dv3i1)

236 >>>227 Shop teacher said you should sand between coats of varnish.

i'm doing that. I would like not to do it.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (1wjle)

237 207 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Republicans vs Democrats net favorability

2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5

That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)

======

This year was never going to be like 2018.

2018 had Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell giving oxygen to every Russian collusion conspiracy.

2026 does not have that.

Plus, the 2020 census redrew maps to all but eliminate on the cusp seats. A massive wave nets 15-20 seats now, not 60.

Plus, America still seems kind of pissed about the whole, "oops the third world entered the country through the southern border thing and drove up all of our costs of living, pass a new law so that we can let in more," thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (mdSmG)

238 The next few hours are what we call "Prepping the Battlefield".....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (X7dyz)

239 Charles is SUPPOSED to be the head of the church of England.

Charles slobbers over Islam but refuses to give a message for Christianity's most holy day. He's probably the perfect titular head for the modern CoE.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

240 Ian S.

She wants Barron Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (u82oZ)

241 Carlson is laughing all the way to the bank with all the clicks he's getting over his nonsense.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)

242 A figurehead head of state who never, ever exercises his power, letting Parliament do whatever it wants without interference, is no basis for a system of government.

Tarts with scimitars in ponds is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (mdSmG)

I don't like the Parliamentary system but I'm not a fan of autocratic monarchies either. I prefer a more bottom-up local empowerment system.

The real problem is how many QaNGOs run around with taxpayer money exerting power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)

243 222 There's actually a video of Candace Owens' entire audience:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LTA9p3zhGbQ
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2026 01:45 PM (Av6i5)
******
That's great!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

244 39 Ace, I wonder whether Tucker is trying to carve out a chunk of the fundamentalist Christian bloc by appealing constantly to Christianity, and specifically to the more apocalyptic parts of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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As one that is familar with that world, it won't work except for the Flynn crowd. Same as the stupid 2016-2020 Dem ops regarding Trump and his divorces, etc.

In fact, the whole Rapture/Apocalyptic crowd has been on the wane in the evangelical community and ironically the reason is Trump.

Trump gives existential hope for the future to evangelicals while Barry and Puddin Brain's junta did not.

For the most part, Evangelicals dislike Muslims and the Muzzie pushes in Texas, and the normal part of VA (Falwell's old stomping grounds) give reason to view Trump as a corrective to weak assed GOPe GWB types muttering religion of peace while getting bucks behind the scene (like Tucker).

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)

245 If the conservative blog o'sphere stopped enrage-promoting blowhard half-wits like Joy Behar, Whoopie Goldberg, Tuq'r and Cav. Nostrils, almost no one would know what they think or say.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (lCppi)

246
I get the feeling that Cucker's allowance from his rich wife isn't much. The prenup is probably even more iron-clad than the HMS Dreadnought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (y9nCu)

247 Andrew is mostly just a poonhound. Charles is a closet muzzie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:46 PM


I'm not sure it's closeted. Charles gave a speech in 1993 about how Islam is wonderful and must be respected.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (2ocoG)

248 lus, America still seems kind of pissed about the whole, "oops the third world entered the country through the southern border thing and drove up all of our costs of living, pass a new law so that we can let in more," thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (mdSmG)

Have we seen the thirty-whatever Republican retirements yet?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)

249 242
I don't like the Parliamentary system but I'm not a fan of autocratic monarchies either. I prefer a more bottom-up local empowerment system.

The real problem is how many QaNGOs run around with taxpayer money exerting power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)

======

The Good King is probably the best form of government.

The problem is the derth of good kings.

Still, I think England would be better off with bad kings afraid of barons than a permanent political class undermining sovereignty at every moment possible for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (mdSmG)

250
So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?
Posted by: ace


However many it takes for it to look good to you.

Be sure to lightly sand the surface between coats to remove any dust that settled upon the surfaces as they dried. 400 grit or 600 grit sandpaper and a light touch is all that is required.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (ZQkti)

251 Tucker and Islam is like Kent Brockman and the ants. Just sub "Muslims" for "ants"

"One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

Posted by: brak at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (jGJov)

252 Every time I read or hear Anti-Christ, I flash to The Omen III, with Rossano Brazi pronouncing the Anti-Christ, DAN-die-kr-EYE-ss.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (5rh/l)

253 If the conservative blog o'sphere stopped enrage-promoting blowhard half-wits like Joy Behar, Whoopie Goldberg, Tuq'r and Cav. Nostrils, almost no one would know what they think or say.

I agree fully. But it's still fun to mock them.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (2ocoG)

254 Carlson is laughing all the way to the bank with all the clicks he's getting over his nonsense.
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)

Does he get paid for bot clicks?

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (lCppi)

255 Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

I love hearing anti-christ atheists bloviate about what is and is not Christian.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (a+4eV)

256 Tucker, dude you have to get the syphilis treated or it leads to insanity.

I'm thinking talking out power plants, bridges and desalination plants would be considered heavy mocking. I just bought snacks. Whatever happens is out of my control but I can watch lefties heads explode.

And I want to congratulate President Trump on his promotion. We all start off as racists. And you can only be Hitler for about 15 minutes before someone else becomes Hitler again. Usually President Trump.

Not everyone gets promoted to anti-Christ though.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (Sco7b)

257 >>oh it's fast-drying varnish says it needs 3-4 hours to dry and that seems accurate. I know that a lot of people say 24 hours. I'm going by what's on the can.


Still needs 24 hours to cure or anything it touches will stick to it.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (TLp3A)

258 Is Tuq'r a tucker?
Better name for cavernous nostrils is Nostrilopithecus Gigantus

Posted by: Dave's not here at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (kp5iD)

259 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Republicans vs Democrats net favorability

2006: 🔵 D+18
2018: 🔵 D+12
2026: 🔴 R+5

That's a SEVENTEEN point swing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:43 PM (FmapG)


Despite the fact that the Republican Congress has been useless since Trump was inaugurated. That Trump guy is super unpopular.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

260 Oooooh, if I'm James Talarico I'm calling Tucker's people NOW!

Tucker could have him on and they could rattle on Antichrist Trump together. Tucker could pull some of the more retarded Dems into his audience, and Talarico could get some of the more retarded Republicans to vote for him - James can also pour on the antisemitism for extra points with the Tucktards, because that's no risk for Dem candidates.

This us low-hanging fruit for both of these conmen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)

261 246
I get the feeling that Cucker's allowance from his rich wife isn't much. The prenup is probably even more iron-clad than the HMS Dreadnought.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (y9nCu)

Yeah but he was getting multi-millions from Fox News. Plus whatever his current grift is. His net worth has to be over 40 million, maybe more if he invests well. How much money do you need?

I got 1/10 of that, I'd retire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)

262 really annoying me that Fox, Clay and Buck, etc are NOT talking about Tucker, Candy, Megyn, MTG, and others, that are flat out insane c. April 2026. Are they afraid some folks will not watch/listen anymore?

Posted by: zigggggy at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (EDeJ/)

263 Scott Jennings took on an entire CNN panel trying to boohoo and second-guess our military, virtue-signaling about war crimes.

Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
There is no moral equivalence between the United States of America and the Iranian butchers who have terrorized the world for nearly 50 years.
It's really easy (for sane people) to tell the good guys from the bad guys here.

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Well, for sane people, sure, but we're talking CNN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (ndZc7)

264 248 Have we seen the thirty-whatever Republican retirements yet?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)

=======

It's my understanding that pretty much all of them are safe seats.

Really,...there are like 20-30, in total, actually contestable House seats right now. That's the story of the 2020 census redraw beyond the Census intentionally screwing it up (and admitting it) and giving at least 6 extra seats to Blue states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (mdSmG)

265 >>Be sure to lightly sand the surface between coats to remove any dust that settled upon the surfaces as they dried. 400 grit or 600 grit sandpaper and a light touch is all that is required.


Also, clean it with Tack Cloth after you sand.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (TLp3A)

266 Does he get paid for bot clicks?
Posted by: LASue


It's not like YT (or whatever) cares where the clicks come from.

Unless they're trying to minimize how much they pay him.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (a+4eV)

267 Other speculation on X is that both Tucker and Candace are being funded by the British right.

Because, as stupid as it sounds to us, it is actually in the best interest of the UK to have the US continue to fund the Ukraine war and NATO.

And the best way toward that is, weakening Trump and the MAGA coalition.

IDK, I don't know fully the Brit right; but I'm of the impression that they think American Democrats are too conservative.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (HXT0k)

268 I get all my Christian scriptural and theological insights from people who don’t believe in God- like David French.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (TmQh+)

269 213 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms

Boy, I bet it was painful for them to admit that. Or at least I hope it was.
Posted by: Jetto

Maybe we haven't made clear how WE'RE the party that best supports trans children? We need to be louder! Newsom and others tried to walk-back our imperative and it confused some people.

Posted by: AOC at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (JCZqz)

270 I think it's possible that Trump is the anti-Christ, but that's because I expect the anti-Christ to be completely on Israel's side... until it's time for him to betray them. So I expect the anti-Christ to appear to be on the side of good, at first.

BUT, I think it unlikely the Trump actually is because (1) I don't expect the anti-Christ to come from the US. I think he will more than likely come from Europe. And (2) because I think he's too old. I don't think the anti-Christ would wait 80 years to bring about his plans.

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (N1DT3)

271 Tucker's latest outburst must put Vance in a bit of a pickle.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (INQN/)

272 174 You know, Tucker was sane when he used our products. Just saying...
Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)

You choked off the flow of blood to his brai...
Nevermind.

Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (ZhdAT)

273 Yeah, the tucker and owens thing is definitely an op. they are getting paid, or blackmailed. Maybe both. Its all histrionic emo concern and possibilities and can't rule out time travel or clones or demonic possession.

People in the media suck. They only get paid if people pay attention to them. So they must say stupid and crazy shit so people pay attention to them. Sometimes they fly too high and destroy themselves - see for example Keith Olberman. Ultimately, media people, at best, repeat what other people tell them. Most of the time they won't tell you who those other people are so you can decide whether it is bullshit or not. Its farcical most of the time. Lt Col. Bearclaw, some ex british spy with an expense account and no morals, a former employee of Bill and Hillary Clinton. None of these types of people are worth listening to at all. So they don't tell you who it is saying it. They do it for money. Its all about getting ahead, getting attention getting clicks, eyeballs etc. Its like they misbehaving attention starved kids found a way to get paid for their disfunction.

Posted by: F'me I am sick of the media at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (anL5R)

274 Humidity level has a lot to do with varnish drying time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (n5tGW)

275 Eight feet tall, eight-pack abs, eight-figure income


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Did somebody say Bill Bratski??

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (M7rua)

276 "What does it mean when your penis shrivels up and grows green tentacles? Asking for a friend."

Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Kurt Eichenwald pulls down his pants and bends over.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (+Bx8T)

277
Westboro Baptist types. Everyone is evil except them.
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (98kQX)

Who are Democrats, remember.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (utfVc)

278 241 Carlson is laughing all the way to the bank with all the clicks he's getting over his nonsense.
Posted by: davidt

I doubt it. Candace's number are on the slide and my guess is that Tucker's will follow if they haven't already. Basically, people on the right turn you off if your predictions are consistently wrong.

People on the left are utopians so like Muzzies, the triumph despite recent losses is always just around the corner (strength and weakness at the same time).

Tucker, Candace, and the rest of Dugin's assholes can generate a brief crowd (just like a carny geek) but eventually the Gnostic crowd shuffles away to the next bearded lady or some other carny that issue predictions.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

279 The Good King is probably the best form of government.

The problem is the derth of good kings.

Still, I think England would be better off with bad kings afraid of barons than a permanent political class undermining sovereignty at every moment possible for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:50 PM (mdSmG)

That's the sticking point. That and virtue is not hereditary. How do you get rid of bad leaders? That's the key, for me. If you can do it painlessly, go with that system. An armed 'ungovernable' populace or Barons are better than no checks and balances for sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

280 Washington, Washington, ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (MIIRH)

281 >>>So does it need four coats? Five? or is three enough?

Posted by: ace

>My brother's water bed sprung a leak, so he bought new one.

But it doesn't fit the frame so he has been fabricating a new one. He's going nutso with the finishing, varnish, polyurethane and sealing.

Only you can determine how much weatherproofing/weatherbeating you can endure.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (Fbc0I)

282 The black-pillers are really insufferable. I have a bunch of feeds that I can no longer follow because they are convinced Trump is "broken" and/or replaced by an evil midget. They have started to post every "health scare" too.

Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (q177U)

283 248 lus, America still seems kind of pissed about the whole, "oops the third world entered the country through the southern border thing and drove up all of our costs of living, pass a new law so that we can let in more," thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:47 PM (mdSmG)

Have we seen the thirty-whatever Republican retirements yet?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:49 PM (FmapG)

Yes - there are actually more than 30 already.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (tOcjL)

284 he also fails the Frodo test: "I think a real agent of the enemy would seem fairer and feel fouler." I mean, if you told atheist Democrats Trump was the Antichrist, they'd jump to agree. The real Antichrist would come off like a new agey peacenik commufag
Posted by: ace

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I feel that, man.
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 07, 2026 01:22 PM (513IY)

Ugg... there's one that seems fairer but feels fouler.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (N1DT3)

285 You know, Tucker was sane when he used our products. Just saying...

Posted by: Bow Tie industry of America at April 07, 2026 01:38 PM (iKUQG)

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This fails to adequately explain George Will's TDS.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (+Bx8T)

286 IDK, I don't know fully the Brit right; but I'm of the impression that they think American Democrats are too conservative.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 01:52 PM (HXT0k)

They also don't like Jews very much. Had to unfollow more than few UK conservatives over Israel hate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (xcxpd)

287 279 That's the sticking point. That and virtue is not hereditary. How do you get rid of bad leaders? That's the key, for me. If you can do it painlessly, go with that system. An armed 'ungovernable' populace or Barons are better than no checks and balances for sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

======

Since the perfect is not possible, you aim for the possible.

A government responsible directly through incentives to the will of the people. Do the people always get it right? No, but if they get it wrong, they have the ability to change things back, and they get the bad choices good and hard.

Which is why I hate the administrative state so much. Rutherford B. Hayes is history's worst president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (mdSmG)

288 Tucker said demons were trying to possess him

I guess they succeeded.

Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (XodLO)

289 This fails to adequately explain George Will's TDS.
Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (+Bx8T)

His shit's all retarded and he's a fag.
So really not on board with social conservatism.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

290 as you're making fun of my shelving, yesterday's project was to sand and varnish my old desk and put it on the deck to go with my huge rocking chair so I can work out there.

Posted by: ace [i/i]

I hope either your deck is covered, or you don't get any kind of weather, or you're using marine varnish.

Varnishes made for indoor furniture don't necessarily hold up when they get wet.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (a+4eV)

291 277
Westboro Baptist types. Everyone is evil except them.
Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 01:36 PM (98kQX)

Who are Democrats, remember.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Whole thing was a scam in the first place. The hijacker of Westboro's church was a scummy lawyer and several of the others of his extended family became lawyers as well. The rest served as footsoldiers for their fake and gay protests for pay. The model was to sue local jurisdictions kicking their asses out of places using first amendment laws.

Nasty critters more akin to Jim Jones than any sort of religion.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)

292 >>>I doubt it. Candace's number are on the slide and my guess is that Tucker's will follow if they haven't already.

you can only rely on ragebait for so long before you need a new schtick

Posted by: brak at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (jGJov)

293 rsfrgn

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (a+4eV)

294 Lost people doing lost things.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (ViBbm)

295 How sick are the Ragheads in Iran.....

See below on their view of the life of the Iranian people vs their power...

Iranian state media filmed dozens of civilians forming a human chain in front of one of the country's power plants on Tuesday.

Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it.

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (X7dyz)

296 Cucker Carlson sounds like the guy that narrates the show "Ancient Aliens", where every segment starts with "...could they be be trying to start a world war? And if so, Tucker Carlsons say yes."

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (dmDsy)

297 CNN: Republicans lead in net favorability ahead of the 2026 midterms
____

We're surging too far ahead. Quick, roll out the amnesty gambit!
-Republican Party

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (Dv3i1)

298 Which is why I hate the administrative state so much. Rutherford B. Hayes is history's worst president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:55 PM (mdSmG)

Word.

I rank FDR and Wilson as worse but Hayes sowed the seeds...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

299 255 Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

I love hearing anti-christ atheists bloviate about what is and is not Christian.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Does it make you feel better or worse that these comments were from r/Christianity?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

300 Really,...there are like 20-30, in total, actually contestable House seats right now. That's the story of the 2020 census redraw beyond the Census intentionally screwing it up (and admitting it) and giving at least 6 extra seats to Blue states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:51 PM (mdSmG)

We're all gonna find out together.

I'm glad you're following the minutia so I can just vote, bring my like-minded neighbors to vote, and volunteer at my polling place.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (FmapG)

301
Help me out here --

If no one is illegal on stolen land and we, the purported stealers, now live on stolen land, would not we be considered illegal?

And, therefore, we're on it and it's ours via double negative logic.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (ZQkti)

302 4 coats seems.... a lot. But if its gonna sit in the weather, I don't know.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (n5tGW)

303 My brother's water bed sprung a leak, so he bought new one.

Did he pay cash for it? Otherwise he'll never have a reserved booth at Beef O Brady's.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

304 Does it make you feel better or worse that these comments were from r/Christianity?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


.... I stand by what I said.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (a+4eV)

305 I blame commies taking over education. This is all so transparent, agitprop, demoralization, and yet youngish people fall for it like it's all new news. So the likes of Cucker can go on X and rant about how evil Churchill was and how that fucker Mosley is the misunderstood and maligned hero of WWII.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (GD0B3)

306 Is Tucker the first test of the CIA laser that turns people gay?

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (Zo5VZ)

307 289 This fails to adequately explain George Will's TDS.
Posted by: ShainS

Will is another bowtie boy that maintained his main stream media gig by being a waterboy for conservative surrender with honor types. His hysterics about blue jeans in common culture in the eighties was an example of this sort of WASP elitist throwback to the 1950's. And his atheism did not wear well with his attitudes toward the GOP base moving away from the Ivy League Prep boy crap.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)

308 218 >>> 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks?

bots and paid followers
Posted by: brak
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It was shown here, within the month, Viewing Rooms they call them. A room with a thousand telephones, floor to ceiling, all programmed to give clicks to the chosen object. They say the Chinese have infinite numbers of these. Why not the Islamists and the Rooskies too?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:58 PM (F24MQ)

309 . I think he will more than likely come from Europe

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I would think an Antichrist would need to have earthly power, so it couldn't be Europe. The clerk at your local city hall has more power than the Prime Ministers of those fag countries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (BI5O2)

310 I bet Tucker and Nostrils don’t know that it is the book of REVELATION, the Revelation of Jesus Christ, not RevelationS. I would bet they don’t know Jesus either.

Posted by: Deborah Hamilton at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (QrgRG)

311 ...and they believe it!!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (GD0B3)

312 296 Cucker Carlson sounds like the guy that narrates the show "Ancient Aliens", where every segment starts with "...could they be be trying to start a world war? And if so, Tucker Carlsons say yes."
--------------
Heh, Ancient Astronaut Theorists are real!

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (n17eQ)

313 300 We're all gonna find out together.

I'm glad you're following the minutia so I can just vote, bring my like-minded neighbors to vote, and volunteer at my polling place.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:57 PM (FmapG)

=======

Chances are Democrats take the House.

I'd expect the Senate has no net changes. Maybe something like a tradeoff between NC and GA/MI, but it'll be even.

So, you know, Democrats will get their loud failure theater and impeachment circus that leads nowhere while Trump gets more appointments through the Senate, ICE keeps functioning at heightened OBBB levels through the end of 2028, and the DOJ keeps suing states for their out of alignment with statutory requirements voter rolls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (mdSmG)

314 And all this time I though Elon Musk was the AntiChrist.

Posted by: Bat Boy at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (7Q0e+)

315 308 218 >>> 173 Who the F is still listening to these people and giving them clicks?
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Ace.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (n17eQ)

316 CIA probably has viewing rooms too.
Who knows what they are clicking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (F24MQ)

317 And, therefore, we're on it and it's ours via double negative logic.
____

I could be wrong, but I think the logic is simply hatred of Western Civ.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)

318 >>4 coats seems.... a lot. But if its gonna sit in the weather, I don't know.


4 Coats is about right. It just takes a lot of time for the subsequent coats to dry as the wood is essentially sealed after the 1st.

I would not look to use it for 24 hrs after the final coat, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (TLp3A)

319 I think he will more than likely come from Europe

IIRC there's something in the Bible indicating the AC will come from somewhere in the Roman Empire. That's a lot of territory, potentially, but it's mostly Europe.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (2ocoG)

320 310 I bet Tucker and Nostrils don’t know that it is the book of REVELATION, the Revelation of Jesus Christ, not RevelationS. I would bet they don’t know Jesus either.
Posted by: Deborah Hamilton

2 Corinthians walk into a bar....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:01 PM (Dv3i1)

321 So, you know, Democrats will get their loud failure theater and impeachment circus that leads nowhere while...

Trump gets more appointments through the Senate...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:59 PM (mdSmG)

I think I've spotted the flaw in your logic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:01 PM (FmapG)

322 CIA probably has viewing rooms too.
Who knows what they are clicking.


CIA actually did their job in Venezuela and Iran. For me that's the most stunning thing to have happened in Trump 2.0.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (2ocoG)

323 >>I would not look to use it for 24 hrs after the final coat, though.


Usually, I lightly polish with 0000 Steel Wool after the final coat.

But, I wait 24-48 Hours to do that. Otherwise the Steel Wool will shed and stick in that final coat.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (TLp3A)

324 Ace, more varnish,
Less Tucker.

And prep is the key with varnish. Great fine sanding and wipe down with mineral spirits in between each layer. You’ll want to keep putting more coats as they look better and better.

Posted by: RI Red at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (fRFTM)

325

Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

326 I don't like the Parliamentary system but I'm not a fan of autocratic monarchies either. I prefer a more bottom-up local empowerment system.

The real problem is how many QaNGOs run around with taxpayer money exerting power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)


My conclusion from observations over a more than few decades: A parliamentary government with a single-party majority, and without a monarch or president having and using veto power to quash far-right or -left policies and laws, is an elected monarchy. For as long as the government can go without risking an election, or holding an election per the nation's constitution.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (5rh/l)

327 321 I think I've spotted the flaw in your logic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:01 PM (FmapG)

=====

So...Trump has gotten 0 appointments this Congress?

Sounds like news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)

328 288 Tucker said demons were trying to possess him

I guess they succeeded.
Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 01:56 PM (XodLO)

I guess he isn't much of a wrestler. We should probably have Fr. Chad Ripperger visit him in a professional capacity next time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (DwqWV)

329 (It does not have drawers, just... shelves.)
--
Naturally, Shelvy. Naturally.

Posted by: Yuck Yuck at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (anL5R)

330 Why doesn't tucker criticize the islamists as they always attack on Jewish and Christian holidays not to mention their own? Oh.... right.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (n5tGW)

331 CBC is trying to figure out if Trump is serious.

Infrastructure equals war crimes.
Insane post.
Escalating rhetoric.

Yada, yada, yada.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (Sco7b)

332 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.

Are these like the images of guys on flying carpets with AKs shooting down planes?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (2ocoG)

333 326 My conclusion from observations over a more than few decades: A parliamentary government with a single-party majority, and without a monarch or president having and using veto power to quash far-right or -left policies and laws, is an elected monarchy. For as long as the government can go without risking an election, or holding an election per the nation's constitution.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (5rh/l)

======

And people wonder why Starmer hasn't been forced out of his position despite predictions for almost 2 straight years that it was always just around the corner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)

334 tucker's cheese has slipped off the cracker, the cracker has been ground to crumbs and the wind has blown it all away. He must have worn those bowties a bit too tight all those years restricting blood flow to his brain, which caused brain damage.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (2NHgQ)

335 >>>Did he pay cash for it? Otherwise he'll never have a reserved booth at Beef O Brady's.

Posted by: Ian S.

>My bro is a throwback to the '70s. He's the only one I know who still has a water bed.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (Fbc0I)

336 323 >>I would not look to use it for 24 hrs after the final coat, though.


Usually, I lightly polish with 0000 Steel Wool after the final coat.

But, I wait 24-48 Hours to do that. Otherwise the Steel Wool will shed and stick in that final coat.
--------------
What project are you guys talking about?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (n17eQ)

337 "Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.

Cardboard?

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (Q+gd/)

338 332 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.


If they are loyal to the old "leaders" Bye, bye

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (IJL3x)

339 >>What project are you guys talking about?


Ace only works in Shelves.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (TLp3A)

340 338 332 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.


If they are loyal to the old "leaders" Bye, bye

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:04 PM (IJL3x)

======

The regime is begging for children.

https://x.com/AlinejadMasih/
status/2041516252221362596

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (mdSmG)

341 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

Im sorry. I don't put much trust in ""images" . How do we know this is more AI stuff?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (n3VHW)

342 CBC just went TACO.

President Trump goes pizza.
Or sloppy Moes.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)

343 I'm streaming The Stand from 2020 while I monitor you morons.... it's ok... lotta race and some gender swaps, but so far, after 2 episodes, I'm still on board...

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Midgets. Get Over It. at April 07, 2026 02:06 PM (dmDsy)

344 Wicker desks and chairs don't need no stinkin' varnish

Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 02:06 PM (Y1sOo)

345 Well, he’s proving that when you believe in nothing you will fall for anything.

Thanks to Obama, I have reached my lifetime cap for accepting being scolded about Islamists’ feelings. Don’t care. If it hurts then leave, you will be happier elsewhere. That goes for Tucker, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (4KUe5)

346 I would not look to use it for 24 hrs after the final coat, though.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:00 PM (TLp3A)


How long did you park the Vespa ?

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (SD7rz)

347 My bro is a throwback to the '70s. He's the only one I know who still has a water bed.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM


That tracks. Before Three Year Letterman (big X troll poster, JD Vance and Ron DeSantis have both paid homage to him) made them famous again I'd forgotten they were ever a thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

348 Actual, good Christians don't have to be on the lookout for the anti-christ.

It makes as much sense as saying good Christians need to worry about remembering not to fuck their neighbor's wife.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (HXT0k)

349
If anything, Tucker and Candace are the ones coming off as demonic. Especially Candace. She's been caught lying many times.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (IifOV)

350 So...Trump has gotten 0 appointments this Congress?

Sounds like news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)

No, obviously not.

Do you not think he could have gotten more through? If I recall correctly, almost 100 of his nominees are currently blocked in the Senate because one of them wasn't qualified.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (FmapG)

351 Does Carlson have any influence any more?. Do people take him seriously? There clearly is something wrong with him.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (z7rHe)

352 BREAKING NEWS!!!

@nicksortor
LMFAO! President Trump just revealed Kim Jung Un called Joe Biden "RETARDED"

"He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person! Okay? Joe Biden!

He said he's a mentally retarded person! He was so nasty to Joe Biden, it was terrible!"

"But to me, he likes Trump!"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)

353 I just get the feeling that Qatarlson and Candyass are being fed scripts by some Muslim power. This crap is the kind of thing that flies in the Middle East, and shows a distinct Muslim sense of Christianity.

I wouldn't be shocked if they start talking nonsense about the Trinity.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (mf0KU)

354 350 No, obviously not.

Do you not think he could have gotten more through? If I recall correctly, almost 100 of his nominees are currently blocked in the Senate because one of them wasn't qualified.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:08 PM (FmapG)

======

I'm curious.

Did I write that Trump would get all his appointments through? I believe I said, "more".

Was that incorrect?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (mdSmG)

355 "Also, clean it with Tack Cloth after you sand."

I was going to add this.

So I'll just add this:

This is very important. Also saving a day to cut corners on something like this is going to result in lingering disappointment.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (jstR0)

356 The regime is begging for children.

https://x.com/AlinejadMasih/
status/2041516252221362596
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:05 PM (mdSmG)

Lovely.

The first and third guys are totally ghoulish. But the second guy has the look and sound of a man who's thinking "oh, G-d I can't believe they're making me read this. Fuck my life."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (BI5O2)

357 I used to build a ton of furniture and I still do a lot of Cabinet Restoration on Audio Equipment.

The hardest part of the job is having the patience to properly finish. You can't rush it. And it is REALLY easy to rush the final finishing steps as cure time can be all over the map depending on Environmental Condition and Materials.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (TLp3A)

358 @306

>>Is Tucker the first test of the CIA laser that turns people gay?

One should not throw out the suggestion of demonic possession cavlierly, but I think demonic possession can explain a lot of the madness that is going around.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (m9wtu)

359 CIA actually did their job in Venezuela and Iran. For me that's the most stunning thing to have happened in Trump 2.0.
Posted by: Ian S.
---

John Ratcliffe

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (F24MQ)

360 LMFAO! President Trump just revealed Kim Jung Un called Joe Biden "RETARDED"

We did too, but that doesn't merit breaking news somehow. Sad.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

361 Qatarlson and Candyass are the most vile kind of grifters imaginable. I'm pretty sure he's just a liar, i think she might be insane, but both embracing this pseudo-intellectual religiosity is offensive and gross.

Posted by: MrManCan at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (b5I7i)

362 I bet Tucker and Nostrils don’t know that it is the book of REVELATION, the Revelation of Jesus Christ, not RevelationS. I would bet they don’t know Jesus either.
Posted by: Deborah Hamilton

I figured that out only a couple of months ago. [Puts bag over head.]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (ndZc7)

363 According to persecution.org Iran’s repressive regime executed more than 900 people in 2024 and handed down “scores of death sentences for religious-based charges,” according to a March 2024 report by the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom.

I imagine there has been much more in 2025-2026.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (NpAcC)

364 Just curious... did Tucker or Candis say the she kind of thing when the Biden admin was promoting Trans surgeries for kids or nah? It's nah right?

Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy- likes standard time and morning light at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (rLs2a)

365 Wasn't Tucker just a while ago complaining that forces in the Admin were acting as if to start armageddon....

and now Trump is the Antichrist for realsies?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)

366 >>This is very important. Also saving a day to cut corners on something like this is going to result in lingering disappointment.


1000 x this.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (TLp3A)

367 Did I write that Trump would get all his appointments through? I believe I said, "more".

Was that incorrect?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM (mdSmG)

Neither of us know yet. But I like your view of things better than mine.

I expect that if the Senate doesn't change hands, it'll remain status quo. And that's the best case scenario, particularly if the Democrat House is sending impeachment after impeachment over to be tried.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (FmapG)

368 OrangeMan Bad!

Posted by: NPC_11111001, a subsidary of Infosh*t, minions of Big Penguin at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (0sNs1)

369 LMFAO! President Trump just revealed Kim Jung Un called Joe Biden "RETARDED"

-
It takes Un to know Un.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (ndZc7)

370 He said he's a mentally retarded person! He was so nasty to Joe Biden, it was terrible!"
-------------
This is so great. I can't get over the greatness of this statement.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (n17eQ)

371 I had the idea John had more than one vision of various events in our future and of the Celestial Throne, so I allow "revelations"-plural.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)

372 348 Actual, good Christians don't have to be on the lookout for the anti-christ.

It makes as much sense as saying good Christians need to worry about remembering not to fuck their neighbor's wife.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 02:07 PM (HXT0k)

Eh, it's normal for Christians to worry about the End Times. There isn't a consensus about if the Church will be raptured before or after the mass killing begins. So people wonder, watch, and worry, even if they shouldn't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (xcxpd)

373 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (utfVc)

374 As for the antichrist, the Muslims say the Masih Dajjal will only have one eye.
So obviously he's David Bowie.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)

375 Today is the longest day.

Killme
Killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (W2Pud)

376 >>Is Tucker the first test of the CIA laser that turns people gay?

One should not throw out the suggestion of demonic possession cavlierly, but I think demonic possession can explain a lot of the madness that is going around.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 02:09 PM


Are Crocs a tool of the debbil?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

377 >>I bet Tucker and Nostrils don’t know that it is the book of REVELATION, the Revelation of Jesus Christ, not RevelationS.

Every name sounds better with an 'S' at the end, even if there actually isn't one.

Posted by: Straits of Hormuz at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (Y1sOo)

378 People need to go check out comedian Kyle Dunnigans latest reel. He does an impression of Tucker that’s hilarious.

Posted by: JROD at April 07, 2026 02:13 PM (PLgLU)

379 367 I expect that if the Senate doesn't change hands, it'll remain status quo. And that's the best case scenario, particularly if the Democrat House is sending impeachment after impeachment over to be tried.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider:

======

The chances of Republicans losing the Senate are vanishingly small.

They'd have to lose NC (Cooper can't get above 45% in a poll in a state he's supposedly popular in, all while the state has been moving rightward in registration since he left office as gov), ME (Collins sits on a throne of skulls for a reason), TX (HA!), and one other while holding Michigan (if that Muslim gets the nomination for the D's...it could be a tossup) and GA (Ossoff very well could lose, especially if the FBI is looking into Fulton which...they seem to be).

And even if D's net 3, Republicans still hold the majority because of Vance as VP.

Remember, the 2018 election saw a D+9 generic environment and Republicans...gained 2 Senate seats. It's not about the generic environment, it's about the specific seats in the specific states and that senate races drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (mdSmG)

380 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

Iranian officials with guns, I'd bet.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (lCppi)

381 >>>You know, I seem to remember some parable somewhere about rescuing your ox if it falls into a pit even if it's on the Sabbath and rescuing it would require work.

oh really? I didn't know that because, much like Tuq'r Qarlson, I'm not actually much of Christian.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 01:18 PM (1wjle)

I seem to recall "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath" in there as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (8avO+)

382 As far as I know, the "gathering together" of all Christians happens before the tribulation and "end times", so before the anti-Christ.

1 Thessalonians 4:13-18. It states that all living believers, along with all believers who have died, will meet the Lord Jesus in the air and will be with Him forever. The rapture is God’s removing of His people from the earth. A few verses later, in 1 Thessalonians 5:9, Paul says, “For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ.”

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (vbXSk)

383 And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (utfVc)


Exactly who it is... Wives and Children of "true believers"....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (IJL3x)

384 If anything, Tucker and Candace are the ones coming off as demonic. Especially Candace. She's been caught lying many times.
==
Gee, its almost as if they are doing the stereotypical leftist thing and projecting. Hey, wait a minute . . .

Posted by: Good Point at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (anL5R)

385 saying good Christians need to worry about remembering not to fuck their neighbor's wife.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Also, do not be gay. Seriously, resist the temptation of that youth pastor's sweet, sweet booty. Avoid sexy twinks at all costs!

Posted by: Reverend Manly Butch of the Pinedale Community Church (no homo) at April 07, 2026 02:15 PM (gKWVE)

386 As for the antichrist, the Muslims say the Masih Dajjal will only have one eye.

Dan Crenshaw ? Did NOT see that coming. Neither did Dan - at least from the blind side.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 02:15 PM (SD7rz)

387 But to me, he likes Trump!

Trump treats him like a person and tries to come to an accommodation with him. Every other President treats him as a foreign threat to stir up fear in the populace so that the government can gain more power.

For himself, Kim Jung Un doesn't need more domestic power. Maybe, probably not - but maybe, he'd actually like to improve things in his country but he needs a foreign partner other than the CCP or Russia to accomplish that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

388 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Cqx++)

And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:12 PM (utfVc)

Meanwhile, Trump can just hit other targets. Do they think that we are gonna tell them what we are hitting?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

389 Remember, the 2018 election saw a D+9 generic environment and Republicans...gained 2 Senate seats. It's not about the generic environment, it's about the specific seats in the specific states and that senate races drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (mdSmG)


Shhhhh! SHHHHH! Shush. Zip it. Stop. ZZZp. Hush now.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (lCppi)

390 Ace, if you can do it indoors it is much better. Lots of dust and pollen outside. Last year I was on a final coat and an insect decided to land.
The table got one more coat (inside) than I expected.

Posted by: RI Red at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (fRFTM)

391 It's not about the generic environment, it's about the specific seats in the specific states and that senate races drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:14 PM (mdSmG)

You and I completely agree on this part.

I just don't agree that the Senate will (be able to?) move Trump's nominees with any rapidity, particularly with the requirement to hold trial after trial from the Democratic House.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (FmapG)

392 You know who else wore a bow tie?
Mister Peabody.
You, Tucker Carlson, are no Mister Peabody.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (hirWM)

393 Also, clean it with Tack Cloth after you sand.
Posted by: garrett

This! My servers are sparkling clean.

Posted by: Hillary at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (w9Wax)

394 And you know who's going to show up and do that? Muslims, devout muslims. Exactly the kind of people that Iran needs a whole lot fewer of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

With all the critical sites across the country, that's a lot of logistics and wasted man hours standing by 24/7. Let's keep it up for a few weeks, and bomb whatever is uncovered.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (JCZqz)

395 I see Iran is surrounding their power plants with women in burkas and regime thugs to act as human shields.

*bites nails*

It that supposed to be a deterrent or an enhanced target?

Maybe Tucker could go and show his support. You know, him being a true believer and all that.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (IhVqi)

396 >>Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.


I think it would be a shame not to respect their aspirations to martyr themselves.

Bomb away.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (TLp3A)

397 Meanwhile, Trump can just hit other targets. Do they think that we are gonna tell them what we are hitting?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO

Where there are power plants there are people with children who can be press-ganged. I'd expect every power station will have some sacrificial lambs they can leave to the bombs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)

398 391 You and I completely agree on this part.

I just don't agree that the Senate will (be able to?) move Trump's nominees with any rapidity, particularly with the requirement to hold trial after trial from the Democratic House.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (FmapG)

=======

They will continue at the same pace as before.

The only thing that could speed them up is Grassley dying. He's the main pillar holding up the blue slip process.

If Grassley dies and he gets replaced as chair of the judiciary committee, and his replacement is just the littlest bit based, then blue slips (a tradition, not a rule) gets tossed and suddenly the Senate is voting on "Chad FucktheImmigrants Johnson" for the 1st Circuit no matter what the MA senators think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (mdSmG)

399 You know we are on high alert with Ace doing woodworking projects.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (n17eQ)

400 Yikes, so The Stand doesn't resonate with what is going on in the world now? I mean, minus the viral apocalypse... We may soon have to make a choice...

Posted by: Denny Crane - M O O N That Spells Armageddon! at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (dmDsy)

401 According to persecution.org Iran’s repressive regime executed more than 900 people in 2024 and handed down “scores of death sentences for religious-based charges,” according to a March 2024 report by the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom.

I imagine there has been much more in 2025-2026.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 02:10 PM (NpAcC)

I wonder if they'll even count the unarmed protestors murdered en masse in the streets.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (lCppi)

402 Nood ME!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (FmapG)

403 suddenly the Senate is voting on "Chad FucktheImmigrants Johnson" for the 1st Circuit no matter what the MA senators think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:18 PM (mdSmG)

I'd vote for Chad FTI Johnson.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:19 PM (FmapG)

404 Tucker, Candace, and the rest of Dugin's assholes can generate a brief crowd (just like a carny geek) but eventually the Gnostic crowd shuffles away to the next bearded lady or some other carny that issue predictions.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

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Fuentes was the original Dugin butt-boy.

[I only learned of those relationships recently ...]

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (+Bx8T)

405 "For himself, Kim Jung Un doesn't need more domestic power. Maybe, probably not - but maybe, he'd actually like to improve things in his country but he needs a foreign partner other than the CCP or Russia to accomplish that."

And any reasonable partner would off him the first chance they got.

And the world would be a better place.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (jstR0)

406 Images show crowds forming human chains across bridges and around power plants after an Iranian official called on youngsters to “sacrifice their lives”.
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So when the 'loyal' population is laying down in front of power plants for a week or three, the remaining disloyal population is going to be free to do what?

These Islamists aren't Wylie Coyote Super Genius level minds are they.

Posted by: a moron at April 07, 2026 02:20 PM (anL5R)

407 Noood schmollls

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (a+4eV)

408 And people wonder why Starmer hasn't been forced out of his position despite predictions for almost 2 straight years that it was always just around the corner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 02:03 PM (mdSmG)

That's the problem with a parliamentary system, as long as the majority stays together Starmer can stay. They can even eject Starmer and put in another clown without an election. That's what the Tories did twice before calling an election last time when they got destroyed because they all colluded to keep Reform from getting seats.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)

409 Shhhhh! SHHHHH! Shush. Zip it. Stop. ZZZp. Hush now.
Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM


That's not who we are.

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)

410 Today is the longest day.

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Seems appropriate. Here is Gustav Holst's Mars, Bringer of War.

https://is.gd/1XbnR8

(I envision Heinkel He-111s approaching the British coast when I listen to this.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)

411 Meanwhile, Trump can just hit other targets. Do they think that we are gonna tell them what we are hitting?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

Naw. Hit the targets surrounded by human shields. These aren't hostages, they are the larval stages of islamist drones. Every one killed will be one less future soldier for islam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 02:22 PM (utfVc)

412 Meanwhile, Trump can just hit other targets. Do they think that we are gonna tell them what we are hitting?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO

Where there are power plants there are people with children who can be press-ganged. I'd expect every power station will have some sacrificial lambs they can leave to the bombs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)

then don't hit power plants today. Everyone says its a war crime anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)

413 These people are insane and if this is to divide the right I don't see this working as it is too far crazy. It is swung past way far right to the farthest left of crazy.

Carlson's kid still works on Vance's communications team and I don't trust the apple that comes from that tree.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2026 02:24 PM (oiNtH)

414 then don't hit power plants today. Everyone says its a war crime anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)

Except it's not though.

- Bill Clinton in Yugoslavia and Serbia and pretty much the entirety of WWII.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 02:25 PM (FmapG)

415 I can guarantee you that trump's "peace be to allah" was meant to be sarcastic.

Posted by: strepthroat at April 07, 2026 02:27 PM (mxEar)

416 I'd have thought the anti-christ would have been a commie, like Obama. Obama certainly fits the bill better than Trump...supposed to a charismatic figure, "beloved" world-wide, etc., right?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 07, 2026 02:33 PM (cWffP)

417 Lil Tucker, who tucks his willie, is reviving my animus against preppie assholes.

Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 02:37 PM (reMys)

418 Iran state TV
Iranian state media filmed dozens of civilians forming a human chain in front of one of the country's power plants on Tuesday.

Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it.

Trump has given Iran until 8 p.m. ET to agree to a deal that would reopen the Strait of Hormuz, but no progress has been announced.

Note: No word on how much is show and if active energy infrastructure.
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Carlson alleged he is or was a traditional Christian who believes in God and the teachings of Jesus. He's converted into another religion or dropped Christianity altogether?

I'm going with Islam, TuCa and others (including a multitude of wacko ideologies) revealed, or not yet revealed, are the anti-Christ. And, perhaps there have been and/or are some signs from the Seven Signs of the Revelations, Book of the Revelations. 🤷‍♀️

I'm confident Trump and his administration won't destroy a great deal of the world, but I'm certain with a nuclear weapon, Iran would try.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 02:38 PM (NFX2v)

419 Schmucker Carlson is as much of a Christian as Aleister Crowley.

Posted by: Beverly at April 07, 2026 02:42 PM (reMys)

420 Every day I think, "I could not love Ace more!"

Yet I do.

Tuq'r Qarlson...brilliant!

It's like he was walking one day and a piano fell on his head and this is the result.

One has to assume Candace is barking mad from the last baby she popped out. Maybe she always was and one thing (like Charlie Kirk firing her smug self) set her off on the path to insanity.

She seriously should stay home in a padded cell. Her husband should have a huge supply of tranq darts to fire at her through the cage in the door.

Once they start screaming about the book of Revelation it's all over, folks. As they, the poohbah's, interpret it for us.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 03:07 PM (WONhk)

421 Did Tuq'r Qarlson convert to islam?

Islam is satanism by another name.

Posted by: EasilyBored at April 07, 2026 03:17 PM (NkLoQ)

422
Islam is satanism by another name.
Posted by: EasilyBored at April 07, 2026 03:17 PM (NkLoQ

Should we kill all Muslims?

Serious question.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 03:22 PM (Ahu4D)

423 Better ClickBAIT:

Wouldn't it make Elon Mollusk the false profit?
and Grok the entity that enforces worship of the antichrist?


1. Miraculous Signs and Wonders
The False Profit isn't just a speaker; he performs "great signs" to deceive the population.

Calling Fire from Heaven: He performs public miracles to give the Antichrist an aura of divine authority (over SpaceX)

The Talking Image: He orders the people to build an "Image of the Beast." (Grok) He is then given the power to give breath to this image so that it can speak.

2. The Death Penalty
The enforcement is literal and lethal. Revelation 13:15 states that the False Profit causes anyone who refuses to worship the image of the beast to be killed (through Palantir/tip-line) This creates a "worship or die" ultimatum for everyone on earth.

3. Economic Control (The Mark of the Beast)
This is perhaps the most famous method of enforcement. To ensure total compliance, the False Prophet institutes a global economic boycott:The Mark: Everyone—regardless of status, wealth, or age—is forced to receive a mark on their right hand or their forehead.The Restriction: No one can buy or sell anything unless they have the mark of Grok

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 04:05 PM (h4n6w)

Iran Media Celebrates the Great Islamic Victory in Rescue of F-15 WSO; Joe Kent Spreads Iran Propaganda Lie That US Was Attempting to Kill the Weapons Officer Rather Than Rescue Him

Who put forward Joe Kent's name? Whoever did should be fired. I'm guessing it was Tulsi Gabbard but I don't know that.

He's a traitor and don't give me that jazz that servicemembers can't be traitors. Benedict Arnold was a capable commander until he turned over West Point to England.

He posted a dishonest message that PJs (pararescue men, who I thought were Pararescue Jumpers, but no one seems to call them that) are "the best" while posting Iranian propaganda funneled through Iran's American agents at DropSite news that the US was attempting to murder its own man.


American GIs, Tokyo Joe has a new message for you. The IRGC is having its way with your wives and girlfriends, American GIs.


Ex-Trump counterterror honcho Joe Kent promotes disturbing Iranian propaganda claiming US tried to kill stranded soldier

By Emily Crane
Published April 6, 2026, 4:29 p.m. ET

Conspiracy theorist and ex-National Counterterrorism Center boss Joe Kent has been called out for promoting wild Iranian propaganda that suggested the United States was actually trying to kill a downed American airman -- just hours before he was dramatically rescued.

Kent, who abruptly resigned from his Trump administration position last month in protest over Iran, got into a war of words with CNN's Jake Tapper on Monday after the former counterterror honcho was called out for peddling the false claims.

He had shared an article from Iranian state media over the weekend that claimed the US was actively bombing the same area where the missing airman was believed to be.

Oh I'm getting to that, below. American warplanes and drones released, a former pararescue man reports based on his insider knowledge, "violence of Biblical proportions" in the "FAFO box" around the downed airmen.

No, Tokyo Joe, it wasn't to kill the wizzo. It was to eradicate hundreds of Islamic Occupation Army thugs hunting him and rushing to his position.


The pro-regime outlet was reporting that the Trump administration had "lost hope" of finding the American soldier and was now trying to kill him before he could be captured by Iranian forces.


Kent shared the post before President Trump revealed hours later that the crewman had finally been rescued in a daring operation behind enemy lines.

Tapper, for his part, was quick to ridicule Kent "nonsense" post -- arguing his theory hadn't aged well.

"Former National Counterterrorism Center director Joe Kent sharing Iranian state-linked outlet nonsense claiming, falsely, that the US was trying to kill the then-lost US pilot," Tapper posted on X.

...

A defensive Kent quickly fired back, accusing Tapper and other media outlets of trying to "promote this foolish war & attack anyone who points out how this war isn't in our nation's interest."

You know, most traitors believe they're doing the right thing by championing a foreign country over their own. Plus, traitors tend to be enormous egotists, narcissists really, who always know better than everyone else.

Here's some background about the foreign propaganda mill "Drop Site News."


The madwoman that Tokyo Joe leaked to instead of doing his actual job has some thoughts as well:

candaceowensiran.jpg

Let's turn away from the American branch of Iran State Media to the Iranian branch.

They're celebrating their great victory in capturing sensitive American technology, like... candy and power bars.


One of the pictures shows the Islamic Occupation Army thug showing off a high-tech teriyaki beef stick. Another shows classified toothpaste.


Outstanding work, guys. Give yourselves all a bonus.

The bitter communists are celebrating the loss of the planes and helos as a big Win for Iran:

The bitter communist Peter Baker of the Bitter Communist NYT insists that Trump is "committing war crimes" by striking roads and bridges and power plants. This is bizarre. We always do that. They're key infrastructure used by the military. They say he must be prosecuted and jailed after he's out of office:

Peter Baker
@peterbakernyt

No other modern president has talked so openly about committing potential war crimes. Wartime presidents and their aides have usually insisted they were trying to follow international and US military law, even if they violated it in some cases. @ewong

If it sounds to you like a giant commie lie that it's a war crime to target military-used infrastructure in war, that's because that's exactly what it is.

This bitter communist professor says the US committed war crimes by targeting "military aged males" rushing to capture the downed pilot. He claims they might have just been civilians racing up the mountain towards the pilot so they're all war criminals.

"Age and gender," he intones, are not enough under International Law to establish that someone is a combatant.

How about context? Seems to me the only people racing up a mountain where a downed pilot is hidden are going to be people trying to capture him, not Recreational Armed Speed Hikers.

Below, a an insider-information analysis of the rescue of the Wizzo offered by a former PJ (Pararescue special operator).

Some highlights:

1) The little bird helicopters were carried aboard the C-130s, which have been modified to land anywhere. Unfortunately both C-130s got stuck in the ground and could not take off, so they and the helicopters were blown up. The helicopters did not have the range to get out of Iran and aren't capable of mid-air refueling.

2) He said there was an intense firefight -- "violence of Biblical proportions" -- between ground Basij and IRGC forces and lots of American planes and drones sent to protect the area where the downed pilot was hiding. The American forces created an "FAFO box" around the pilot's position and anyone coming with in it got the FO. Planes and drones were bombing open road just to slow down the approaching Islamic Occupation Army forces. (Which the left tells me is a war crime. But then, so was targeting the Occupation forces rushing to capture and torture the pilot.)

3) Unfortunately some of the rescuers were wounded by bullets and shrapnel in the firefight. I expect this will be the subject of intense press curiosity over the next months. They will turn this Anti-Benghazi, where we actually committed all the forces necessary to achieve a rescue, into "Trump's Benghazi."

4) He does not estimate the number of Islamic Occupational Army thugs killed by from context it sounds like it could be in the hundreds.

5) Because the C-130s were stuck, they had to send in more C-130s to pick up the special forces operators now out in the open in Iran and surrounded by Islamic Occupation Army forces.

6) He says he was leaked the information -- actually he pretends he's speaking "hypothetically allegedly" -- that some of the joint chiefs did not want to mount the rescue at all, considering it too dangerous, but someone with the handle "SecWar" overruled them.



Hello!

Happy Tuesday!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




Comments

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1 So, the Democrat 2028 platform is going to be "give everyone deported full citizenship" "arrest all Republicans" and "try Trump for war crimes."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:11 PM (mdSmG)

2 2) He said there was an intense firefight -- "violence of Biblical proportions" -- between ground Basij and IRGC forces and lots of American planes and drones sent to protect the area where the downed pilot was hiding. The American forces created an "FAFO box" around the pilot's position and anyone coming with in it got the FO. Planes and drones were bombing open road just to slow down the approaching Islamic Occupation Army forces. (Which the left tells me is a war crime.)

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Iran sent in special forces. The put on a bounty of $60,000. The location wasn't that far from a city of 2.2 million people, so local IRGC and police were probably directly involved.

And the US mowed down 1500 of them while losing no men.

But they got the jerky and the underwear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:13 PM (mdSmG)

3 6) He says he was leaked the information -- actually he pretends he's speaking "hypothetically allegedly" -- that some of the joint chiefs did not want to mount the rescue at all, considering it too dangerous, but someone with the handle "SecWar" overruled them.

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Some Joint Chiefs are going to end up enjoying their pensions real soon.

And it's going to be the worst scandal since the last one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (mdSmG)

4 hey ace! happy tuesday

should be an interesting day

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (j+aD2)

5 >>>And the US mowed down 1500 of them while losing no men.

Is that a number you heard or an estimate?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (1wjle)

6 5 >>>And the US mowed down 1500 of them while losing no men.

Is that a number you heard or an estimate?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (1wjle)

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It's a number I heard. Can't remember where.

I imagine precise counts are just this side of impossible outside of Iran, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (mdSmG)

7 Are we sure the F15 was actually shot down, rather than just ran into mechanical difficulties?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

8 Iran sent in special forces. The put on a bounty of $60,000. The location wasn't that far from a city of 2.2 million people, so local IRGC and police were probably directly involved.



exactly

it was an AMAZING rescue operation!

but of course we're not allowed to be happy or proud, bc bitter commies run our media and stuff

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (j+aD2)

9 Geez, these people are fucking weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)

10 Got your war crimes right here, bub.

Posted by: 8:30 PM EST at April 07, 2026 12:16 PM (w9Wax)

11 on X people were saying thousands of asshats killed

so I think 1500 is a safe number

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 12:16 PM (j+aD2)

12 I think this is where I remember the 1500 number from:

https://x.com/RealSpitfire/
status/2040907950517277142

But, you know, it's just a tweet with no sources.

I didn't realize I'd be grilled so hard!

Jeez!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:16 PM (mdSmG)

13 >>>9 Geez, these people are fucking weird.

"Based Camp with Malcolm and Simone" had an ep a month ago about the left being "Spiteful Mutants" who just hate the normal and well-functioning. They also discussed the folklore trope of the Swamp Hag and how leftist women all fit that trope.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:17 PM (1wjle)

14 I would say that we should point out to these people that after a war enemy propagandists generally get hanged but this country is so degraded that the next Democrat President will probably give them Medals of Pointlessness.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

15 Drop in the bucket compared to the billions in functional equipment Biden left in Afghanistan. Many fewer dead Americans.

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 12:17 PM (98kQX)

16 >>>I didn't realize I'd be grilled so hard!

i'm just curious because that guy made it sound like a lot of enemies were killed but no one has offered any estimates.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle)

17 AND...

Iran had a full day head start. The colonel was injured and only had a sidearm and a locator beacon.

Iran NEEDED this victory. They NEEDED to parade the POW around and torture him.

They offered a bounty of roughly 20-30x the annual Iranian salary to catch him in addition to getting direct reports with experience to go.

And they fucking failed miserably, getting slaughtered in the process.

"Please, children, protect our power plants," makes a whole lot of sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:18 PM (mdSmG)

18 also at some point we have to start killing actual soldiers and street thugs, not just generals and intelligence chiefs. Kill more indians, not just chiefs.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)

19 Again, I don't know what is more pathetic and embarrassing:
- that Iran keeps making empty threats, even after everyone can see that they haven't-- can't-- do shit?
- Or the American left that keeps repeating the ridiculous threats as if we must take them seriously?

The Obama dead-enders must be cycling through new televisions daily as they rage and scream at Iran to do something, anything, to humiliate Trump and America.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 12:19 PM (HXT0k)

20 ...some of the joint chiefs did not want to mount the rescue at all, considering it too dangerous, but someone with the handle "SecWar" overruled them.

That person is obviously incompetent if he doesn't listen to The Experts.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (vTZFs)

21
19 Again, I don't know what is more pathetic and embarrassing:
- that Iran keeps making empty threats, even after everyone can see that they haven't-- can't-- do shit?
- Or the American left that keeps repeating the ridiculous threats as if we must take them seriously?

The Obama dead-enders must be cycling through new televisions daily as they rage and scream at Iran to do something, anything, to humiliate Trump and America.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 12:19 PM (HXT0k)

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They fired one missile at Saudi Arabia last night.

1.

They're overall firing something like 5% of what they were originally firing on the first day of operations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (mdSmG)

22 This bitter communist professor says the US committed war crimes by targeting "military aged males" rushing to capture the downed pilot. He claims they might have just been civilians racing up the mountain towards the pilot so they're all war criminals.

"Age and gender," he intones, are not enough under International Law to establish that someone is a combatant.


Ah, so they should have checked IDs? Now you like IDs?

Posted by: Hillary! at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

23 The bitter communists are celebrating the loss of the planes and helos as a big Win for Iran:

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Afghanistan under The AutoPen Empire? Not so much ...

... The Left is overtly rooting for MOAR American body bags (and The IRGC is taking full advantage of these American traitors).

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (HI/Zw)

24 He's a traitor and don't give me that jazz that servicemembers can't be traitors


MS Now loves interviewing these guys as part of their 'Even Trump supporters and veterans no longer support President Trump!' campaign.

And their polls are disastrous.

My favorite line by some guy interviewed and shown at noon...
"How do you win a war by completely destroying a country?" That was classic.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Sco7b)

25 The bitter communist Peter Baker of the Bitter Communist NYT insists that Trump is "committing war crimes" by striking roads and bridges and power plants. This is bizarre. We always do that. They're key infrastructure used by the military. They say he must be prosecuted and jailed after he's out of office:

The good news is that there's still time to prosecute Bill Clinton, who bombed both bridges and power plants in Yugoslavia in 1999.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (n1OCj)

26 24 My favorite line by some guy interviewed and shown at noon...
"How do you win a war by completely destroying a country?" That was classic.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Sco7b)

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"I mean..."
-William Tecumseh Sherman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (mdSmG)

27 CC does know the difference between a General and a Colonel . Smart women!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2026 12:21 PM (So85e)

28 The F-15 rescue mission is the Anti-Benghazi. I like that Ace.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (y171U)

29 Regarding the loss of the C-130s and Little Birds: That someone would complain about the property cost of saving the life of a human being serving their country in harm's way says everything you need to know about that person.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)

30 Losing the underwear is just the dismal price of war. But knowing the teriyaki beef stick fell into enemy hands is a blow to morale. I'm almost not going to be able to eat lunch today. Almost.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (nTGnD)

31 Iran sent in special forces. The put on a bounty of $60,000. The location wasn't that far from a city of 2.2 million people, so local IRGC and police were probably directly involved.

And the US mowed down 1500 of them while losing no men.

But they got the jerky and the underwear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


US should get the bounty.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (0SGkq)

32 6 5 >>>And the US mowed down 1500 of them while losing no men.

Is that a number you heard or an estimate?

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:15 PM (1wjle)

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It's a number I heard. Can't remember where.

I imagine precise counts are just this side of impossible outside of Iran, of course.


Yeah, I saw that number at Insty's comments, but have been unable to find any support for it. What I read earlier today was dozens up to 100, but again, that's with no real support.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

33 Happy Tuesday, Ace!

the delusion and insanity never stops, does it?

(types, deletes)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (MIIRH)

34 29 Regarding the loss of the C-130s and Little Birds: That someone would complain about the property cost of saving the life of a human being serving their country in harm's way says everything you need to know about that person.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)

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"Yes, we will sacrifice 40 year old airframes which we can replace in a matter of weeks (but don't need to because we have hundreds more already) to save our guy behind enemy lines. Now...imagine what we would do if you actually got our guy."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (mdSmG)

35 >>I didn't realize I'd be grilled so hard!

*Sigh*

Posted by: Steven Raichlen at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (NcvvS)

36 I want my undies back!

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (M7rua)

37 "hypothetically allegedly" -- that some of the joint chiefs did not want to mount the rescue at all

This is either a fabrication, or a textbook example of cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Any general officer who expressed that sort of sentiment put himself on a short list for retirement.

And that isn't disloyalty to Trump...it is disloyalty to American armed forces tradition and doctrine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (n9ltV)

38 Arghhhh.

Posted by: Hillary! = Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

39 We always do that. They're key infrastructure used by the military.

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Dual-Use Infrastructure is fair game and not "war crimes"... ignorant propagandist useful idiots!

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (HI/Zw)

40 37 This is either a fabrication, or a textbook example of cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Any general officer who expressed that sort of sentiment put himself on a short list for retirement.

And that isn't disloyalty to Trump...it is disloyalty to American armed forces tradition and doctrine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 12:23 PM (n9ltV)

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*thinks back to Obama "remaking" the armed forces*

Yeah, I can believe that one of them said this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:24 PM (mdSmG)

41 I hope these guys never watch BAT 21 they will be horrified....

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2026 12:24 PM (YwEeS)

42 Anyone else surprised that the downed airman would still take care to brush his teeth while on the run from the Iranians? His mom raised him right!

Posted by: Josephistan at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (y9ksN)

43 Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
____

A surprising number of Western "thought" leaders calculate human beings lives in terms of economic units. Could explain the blindness to the negative effects of indiscriminate importation of swarthy GDP units.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Dv3i1)

44 They're overall firing something like 5% of what they were originally firing on the first day of operations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (mdSmG)


You're new at this....

"Iran is running out of targets to destroy. THAT'S why they aren't launching as many missiles."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (n9ltV)

45 44 They're overall firing something like 5% of what they were originally firing on the first day of operations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (mdSmG)

You're new at this....

"Iran is running out of targets to destroy. THAT'S why they aren't launching as many missiles."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (n9ltV)

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Fair.

Tel Aviv is in ashes. AI slop told me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (mdSmG)

46 Some of the links Ace included with this post are so poorly reasoned and written I can't tell if they are applauding or shitting on the rescue.

Like that verbal diarrhea from Tom Dannenbaum. He's supposedly a law professor but can't write a coherent sentence. I think he's making the absurd claim that it was somehow illegal to target Iranians closing in on the downed pilot -- notwithstanding their obvious malicious intent -- but he can barely write English, so it's not clear.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

47 Came for the news, stayed for the grilling.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (Q/FnY)

48 Another right wing Nazi traitor pops up along with Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly and Matt Walsh. The entire country is uniting behind this war effort while the white nationalists spread disinformation and hate speech. I can’t believe they’re just allowed to spew these treasonous lies without consequences. Arrest these Nazi traitors and after a brief trial execute them on live TV. Nothing will unify the country like watching white nationalist Tucker Carlson kicking at the end of a rope.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (CowIf)

49 And BTW, the Australians just arrested a holder of the Australian Victoria Cross (their highest military decoration), and are going to try him for murder for actions he allegedly committed in Afghanistan fifteen years ago.

The Brits are still trying former soldiers for their alleged actions in Northern Ireland the 1970s. (All the IRA terrorists were amnestied, of course, and are walking around free.)

The Left is doing their best to make sure that no one with any sense joins the military.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (n1OCj)

50 One of my best friends was a PARARESCUE JUMPER in Vietnam. That's what he has always called himself since I met him 1979.

So these assholes can fuck right the fuck off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:27 PM (xvV+O)

51 America! F yeah!

Suck it, commie bedwetters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:27 PM (e4VtS)

52 49 And BTW, the Australians just arrested a holder of the Australian Victoria Cross (their highest military decoration), and are going to try him for murder for actions he allegedly committed in Afghanistan fifteen years ago.

The Brits are still trying former soldiers for their alleged actions in Northern Ireland the 1970s. (All the IRA terrorists were amnestied, of course, and are walking around free.)

The Left is doing their best to make sure that no one with any sense joins the military.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:26 PM (n1OCj)

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I'm mostly looking forward to the progressive parties in both countries trying to recast themselves as nationalistic and caring of the working man with 3 months to go before their respective general elections.

Should be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:27 PM (mdSmG)

53 Nothing will unify the country like watching white nationalist Tucker Carlson kicking at the end of a rope.

Bring back awesome euphemisms for execution.
"Dancing on air".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

54 They will just say anything and move on after leaving a pile of crap.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (vFG9F)

55 The whole "war crimes" talk is a seditious plan, part where the left is now openly demanding our soldiers refuse to follow ANY of Trump's orders.

Not illegal, even lawful orders.
Because Trump is the "Mad King."

And they are clearly threatening any soldiers who do follow any order with prosecution when they gain power.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (HXT0k)

56 Yeah, now that we have a government that loves this country. we'll move heaven and earth to save one downed airman or one missing soldier.

And I 100% support spending hundreds of millions to do it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (N1DT3)

57
That Dannenbaum fag apparently has never heard of the term "unlawful combatant" under International Law. Running around a battlefield shooting at uniformed troops while wearing civilian clothes and no identifying mark such as an armband or brassard to show that you're part of a lawful military/paramilitary unit qualifies you as an unlawful combatant.

Interesting aside, unlawful combatants can be summarily executed under the Geneva and Hague Conventions without violating the Laws of War.

Hell, even the Crips and Bloods in the US would qualify as lawful combatants, because they wear blue and red identifying marks. These middle eastern mohammedans never wear anything to identify themselves. Chinese knock-off counterfeit sneakers doesn't count.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (y9nCu)

58 Everyone needs to vote. They need to drag ten friends.

No more defeatism. Vote in the primaries. Vote out the Rinos and if you fail vote for traitorous asses in November and try again.

Because the alternative is a combination of the fall of the Soviet Union and the Yugoslav civil war and we don’t want that.

Posted by: The Dog at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (XodLO)

59 Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:17 PM (1wjle)

I remember from playing around with supplements various mental effects. I would find myself like depressed (ashwanghanda) or fit to bouts of rage (creatine, oddly) and I would think: 'I am not right. This is not normal.'

Now, this was mostly due to underlying mental state, but the supplements brought it out under those conditions much more readily.

I do not think any of these people have that self reflection. Or if they do, they are suppressing it or even egging the imbalance on in order to get clicks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)

60 Kharg Island go boom.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (e4VtS)

61 54 They will just say anything and move on after leaving a pile of crap.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (vFG9F)

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"Candace completely proved that Israel and the French government are trying to execute her. She also proved that the Trump administration is owned by Israel and does whatever demonic thing that Bibi wants of him. Also, I love all the pictures of Candace partying at night because she's so in love with life in public where there's no fear for her life in her eyes."
-her AWFL audience

"I hate da Jooos."
-her Pakistani audience, fapping

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (mdSmG)

62 Never heard of this kent joker. He spawn from an unholy union of tuq'r and miss ovens?

Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (cO6oP)

63 Daniel Foubert is a French national living in Poland - he's a Jonah Goldberg type media crank.

Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (jaO6p)

64 The whole "war crimes" talk is a seditious plan, part where the left is now openly demanding our soldiers refuse to follow ANY of Trump's orders.

Not illegal, even lawful orders.
Because Trump is the "Mad King."

And they are clearly threatening any soldiers who do follow any order with prosecution when they gain power.


This is exactly what Mark Kelly and his crowd did a year or so ago. Nothing came of it, so I don't expect anything will this time either.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

65 "I hope these guys never watch BAT 21 they will be horrified."

It's been a long time since I watched that. I do recall seeing an interview with Col. Hambleton where he more or less admitted he killed a Vietnamese child to prevent him from telling an adult about his presence. Turns out people sometimes have to make really horrible decisions in war.

Posted by: PabloD at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (eBZ2c)

66 So the NYTs has gone full bonkers. Good to know.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (n17eQ)

67 A 1,500 to None kill ratio is pretty good.

Posted by: Operator Error at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (wsxbk)

68 How did they do all this from "uninhabitable bases," I wonder?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 12:31 PM (513IY)

69 They say he must be prosecuted and jailed after he's out of office:

well, they say that no matter what he does. he could cure cancer, and they would demand that he prosecuted and jailed for it after he's out of office.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 12:31 PM (oY6Yp)

70 Interesting aside, unlawful combatants can be summarily executed under the Geneva and Hague Conventions without violating the Laws of War.

And we did so in WWII. German spies wandering around our military in France and Germany in civilian clothes were subject to summary execution.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:31 PM (n1OCj)

71 >>>48 Another right wing Nazi traitor pops up along with Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly and Matt Walsh. The entire country is uniting behind this war effort while the white nationalists spread disinformation and hate speech. I can’t believe they’re just allowed to spew these treasonous lies without consequences. Arrest these Nazi traitors and after a brief trial execute them on live TV. Nothing will unify the country like watching white nationalist Tucker Carlson kicking at the end of a rope.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist

yup! And also, fuck off.

BTW, when you threaten me that you're going to throw the election to the left, let me threaten back: When the left comes for you, I will personally applaud them.

You are not my ally. If you throw the election to the left and they come for the pseudoright nazis well that just sounds fine to me!

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)

72 62 Never heard of this kent joker. He spawn from an unholy union of tuq'r and miss ovens?

Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (cO6oP)

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Former Bernie supporter and Tulsi supporter who switch to Republican in about 2020, lost a safe GOP House seat twice, and then got a job in the Trump administration last year, supposedly at the behest of Tulsi.

He then spent his year tenure listening to Candace and complaining that the FBI wouldn't let him investigate things in his non-investigatory position, all while saying things in interviews about how Iran was an immediate threat in need of direct action.

He also most likely leaked info to Candace in this time.

He then flounced his job when he found out he was being investigate for the leaks, calling Iran a peaceful nation, and went on the podcast circuit as a prelude to him starting his own podcast (presumably).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:32 PM (mdSmG)

73 This bitter communist professor says the US committed war crimes by targeting "military aged males" rushing to capture the downed pilot. He claims they might have just been civilians racing up the mountain towards the pilot so they're all war criminals.

he also targeted them without a warrant. with no due process whatsoever!!!!!

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 12:32 PM (oY6Yp)

74 Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
____

A surprising number of Western "thought" leaders calculate human beings lives in terms of economic units. Could explain the blindness to the negative effects of indiscriminate importation of swarthy GDP units.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Dv3i1)

It's also a success in terms of FO delivered to 100s.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:32 PM (e4VtS)

75 So, the Democrat 2028 platform is going to be "give everyone deported full citizenship" "arrest all Republicans" and "try Trump for war crimes."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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That's a bold plan Cotton. Let's see if it works.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (xvV+O)

76 The dive bars around Whiteman AFB will be lit tonight.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)

77 You can't kill Saddam and leave his sons in charge and expect any change. Same thing in Iran, the entire regime will have to be rooted out all over the country for there to be change.

If Iran strikes Saudi and Gulf states energy and desalination facilities this thing probably becomes a massive Sunni-Shia war with Saudi, Gulf states, Pakistan on one side and Iran and Iraqi Shias on the other side.

It's possible that with AI drone swarms aiding local uprisings and with air support from the US and Israel the currently unarmed local resistance could do something against the regime, but we would need like a million drones. The US military needed to have been taking lessons from the current Ukraine-Russia front lines which are controlled on both sides by sophisticated drone activity.

Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (r3hkP)

78 what we need are small arms and internet access that can be air-dropped to the public. And drones.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (513IY)

79 75 That's a bold plan Cotton. Let's see if it works.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (xvV+O)

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The slim Democrat House majority from 2027-2028 that gets nothing passed but spends all of their microphone time promising to impeach Trump for...everything, will do wonders to convince people that Kamala is going to be a great president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:34 PM (mdSmG)

80 gotta say, 48 is showing the proper spirit

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 12:34 PM (MIIRH)

81 >>>78 what we need are small arms and internet access that can be air-dropped to the public. And drones.

But they're not doing that. And trump says the guns he tried to smuggle in via the Kurds were probably just kept by the Kurds.

Trump may actually looking for a deal that allows the Islamic Occupation Army to remain in power.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)

82 66 So the NYTs has gone full bonkers. Good to know.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:3

I checked USING AI!

It said the NYT has about 12 million subscribers.

I imagine that's worldwide digital and a huge chunk are journalists, pundits, blogs, academics and people who want to be smart because they read the New York Freaking Times...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)

83 One of the pictures shows the Islamic Occupation Army thug showing off a high-tech teriyaki beef stick. Another shows classified toothpaste.

What, no green dildos? IMPEACH HEGSETH

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (gKWVE)

84 A surprising number of Western "thought" leaders calculate human beings lives in terms of economic units. Could explain the blindness to the negative effects of indiscriminate importation of swarthy GDP units.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Dv3i1)

That's what Communism IS. It's the commodification of human life.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (FmapG)

85 Golda Meir is supposed to have said that there will be peace with the Palestinians when they love their children more than they hate Israel (do I have that right?).

Our homegrown traitors appear to jones mightily for the slaughter and humiliation of our military warriors and for that purpose joyously repeat every lie broadcast by our enemies.

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (rj6Yv)

86 I am disappointed that they weren't carrying floss.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

87 CowIf is moby

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (gKWVE)

88 66 So the NYTs has gone full bonkers. Good to know.

News flash from the 1930s!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

89 The problem is finding a group that is actually sane and getting them weapons. It would be really easy to arm the wrong group of assholes.

Maybe work through the Shah? I dunno, it is a tough problem. You cannot just set up a Bud's Gun Store in the middle of nowhere and give weapons to whomever shows up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

90 Pineapple on Pizza...

also, a War Crime.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (TLp3A)

91 70 Interesting aside, unlawful combatants can be summarily executed under the Geneva and Hague Conventions without violating the Laws of War.

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Interesting aside -- there are no rules in war except to win.

Posted by: Colonel Saito at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (513IY)

92 86 I am disappointed that they weren't carrying floss.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

Chair force probably has personal flossers, so they don't have burden themselves by carrying floss.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (e4VtS)

93 Kharg Island go boom.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (e4VtS)

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"We love you long time!"

-- Persian Subjects and Slaves

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (HI/Zw)

94 86 I am disappointed that they weren't carrying floss.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

Ever since I started flossing regularly, my teeth do not feel right unless I floss at the same time I brush.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

95 Do any of these dipshits remember that a pilot was put in a cage and burned alive? If that happened to this colonel besides a horrific death, it would be a PR nightmare for Trump, who is managing a war that is not popular.

It was imperative, at any cost, to save that pilot... for many reasons.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)

96 We can't have our Slim Jim technology slipping into the hands of the enemy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (o4MRl)

97 You cannot just set up a Bud's Gun Store in the middle of nowhere and give weapons to whomever shows up.

Or CAN'T you?

Posted by: Fast and Furious at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

98 18 also at some point we have to start killing actual soldiers and street thugs, not just generals and intelligence chiefs. Kill more indians, not just chiefs.
Posted by: ace

I think from reports, Israelis are handling attrition of the street level IRGC and Basiji. And that is where Iran is getting frantic as its own people are narking to the Israelis where the cowards are hiding.

Apparently a lot of sports facilities and mosques are being used as assembly points and regular munitions handle blowing them up real good.

US is tackling the infrastructure again requiring bigger bombs and deep bunkers requiring our penetrating ordnance.

You get some idea from the fragments put out on X.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

99
Some of those producers ought to grab this moment for some once-in-a-lifetime advertising.

Acme Toothpaste -- preferred by FIGHTER PILOTS!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (n7rxJ)

100 Chair force probably has personal flossers, so they don't have burden themselves by carrying floss.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 07, 2026 12:37 PM (e4VtS)

I HATE the flossers. Completely inadequate to the task (that's what she said.)

But, point for Publix: They still have a house branded generic, unwaxed braided floss for dirt cheap. Love the stuff. Buy three packages every time I run low. Kroger stopped carrying it, the bastards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)

101 Someone else on the other side:

Rob Schmitt: "Israel or Iran, which do you think is more dangerous to the West?"

Glenn Greenwald: "Israel, with its gigantic nuclear stockpile led by religious and political fanatics, is infinitely more dangerous to the United States than Iran is."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (n1OCj)

102 You get some idea from the fragments put out on X.

Speaking of fragments...

Posted by: The Gayatollah at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)

103 I am disappointed that they weren't carrying floss.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

---------------

Paracord can double as floss.

/

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (HI/Zw)

104 When the strong men created by the weak men that created the bad times first start to appear, expect the weak men to lie about them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (xvV+O)

105 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Tucker slams Trump for "mocking Islam"

https://tinyurl.com/p7hkzezj

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (NpAcC)

106 No breath mints?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (o4MRl)

107 >>>80 gotta say, 48 is showing the proper spirit

yeah but he's being sarcastic. He's doing that cloying faggoty thing where he keeps whining "But you wouldn't call ME a traitor would you?!"

Yes I would, traitor. I'm done with you fucking people. You are on the left and always have been. You're not my allies and never were. You're a tiny marginal group who never stops trying to whip-saw and bully the much greater majority into doing what you demand -- just like the Woke Left did to the Democrats.

Well I'm not letting a bunch of Woke Libertarian Paul-tards do that to me.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

108 101 Someone else on the other side:

Rob Schmitt: "Israel or Iran, which do you think is more dangerous to the West?"

Glenn Greenwald: "Israel, with its gigantic nuclear stockpile led by religious and political fanatics, is infinitely more dangerous to the United States than Iran is."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2026 12:39 PM (n1OCj)

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Remember when he was attacking Biden and he was kind of cool?

Oh, yeah...it was just generalized anti-Americanism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:40 PM (mdSmG)

109 Paracord can double as floss.

Maybe for Lauren Hutton.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

110 But knowing the teriyaki beef stick fell into enemy hands is a blow to morale. I'm almost not going to be able to eat lunch today. Almost."

Here's a bag of Buc-ee's Teriyaki Jerky...

*shoves into USB*

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (XuXeR)

111 They're not anti-Zionists, they're Jew-haters.

They're not critics, they're America-haters.

They're not America First, they're Russia First, China First, Iran First.

Enough with the lies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (RIvkX)

112 Joe Kent talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (oqH4h)

113 Any thought that both Tucker and Candyass are merely agents designed to out shit for brains partisans claiming to be Pubbies? Basically, a stalking horse to attract fellow travelers currently in government. Basically, what Unz.com is all about.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (n17eQ)

114 >>>I think from reports, Israelis are handling attrition of the street level IRGC and Basiji. And that is where Iran is getting frantic as its own people are narking to the Israelis where the cowards are hiding.

I mean, maybe? We don't have a lot of information coming out about the number of Basij and IRCG killed. You can estimate it on the high side or the low side. I'm worried it's more on the low side.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)

115
Joe Kent is just itchin' for a bounty. What a tool.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (ZQkti)

116 Traitorous America haters, who are looking for any reason to nitpick and denigrate our current leadership.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (y171U)

117 I want my undies back!

So smart milbloggers, enlighten me. Do tactical strike pilots normally pack an overnight bag and change of knickers for a two or three hour mission?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)

118 Trump may actually looking for a deal that allows the Islamic Occupation Army to remain in power.
Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)


It might be that he doesn't see regime change as being a priority goal for the US. Or, it might be that he's using his words as propaganda. We keep offering to end things and the Iranians keep refusing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

119 109 Paracord can double as floss.

Maybe for Lauren Hutton.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

Or Terry Thomas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

120 Basij is what?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (o4MRl)

121 111 They're not anti-Zionists, they're Jew-haters.

They're not critics, they're America-haters.

They're not America First, they're Russia First, China First, Iran First.

Enough with the lies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (RIvkX)

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Tucker is now espousing the worldview of the WEF: a multi-polar world of regional hegemons. You know, what Obama tried to accomplish by supporting Iran, playing nice with Russia, and bowing to China.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (mdSmG)

122 Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

I didn't hear a zipper, boy. Why is your mouth open?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (NR6c1)

123 It was imperative, at any cost, to save that pilot... for many reasons.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)

It was imperative for Trump to save the pilot WITH NO LOSSES.

Can you imagine what the media's next month would look like if a single American was killed during the operation? He bet his entire presidency on this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (FmapG)

124 Oh noes, at least tell me that RW&B underwear had holes it it at least

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (e9eAG)

125 yeah, on a second & third reading I see that.

I'm just in a hangings / death squads mood today, what can I say ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (MIIRH)

126 Pineapple on Pizza...

also, a War Crime.

Posted by: garrett
===

Canadian "bacon" is a war crime and a lie. It is shitty ham lying that it is delicious bacon... and it's canadian.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

127 "Underwear is only the beginning: our preferences in toothpaste, sunscreen, & preserved meats were also revealed."

No condoms?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

128 Were the drawers soiled?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (o4MRl)

129 Arming an oppressed population has its downside. See the Liberator pistol. Back then, you shoot a kraut in the back of the head and next thing you know the Das Reich SS Division is hanging every male over the age of fourteen. Patience is a virtue. Arm them with something of consequence to be used when the signal is given.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (gm9Sb)

130 I liked it better when the worst we could say was what the Democrats were doing was almost like treason.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (ndZc7)

131 He's a traitor and don't give me that jazz that servicemembers can't be traitors
---
One of the nastiest far-left radicals, the owner of Daily Kos, is a veteran.
The one who saw American's charred bodies swinging from a bridge in Iraq (but that's not a war crime!?) and said:
"I feel nothing for them. Fuck 'em."

And every major Democrat has sucked up to him and kissed his ring.
Not one fucking Democrat has--or ever will--condemn him for that statement.

So I reciprocate his thoughts for all Democrats.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (HXT0k)

132 Godfrey over at Vridar is Glenn Greenwald for Aussie atheists. In October a couple weeks after Hamas' rampage he posted about Israel's response (the original attack got a "wow"); lately he says stuff like, as an atheist I dislike all fanatical regimes, like Iran's, but Zionism and the US's Christian Nationalism are more worrying.
Very few atheists can get into their heads that if they don't like religious fundamentalism or scriptural literalism, Islam is worse than anything serious in Christianity much less Judaism.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (gKWVE)

133 57
That Dannenbaum fag apparently has never heard of the term "unlawful combatant" under International Law. Running around a battlefield shooting at uniformed troops while wearing civilian clothes and no identifying mark such as an armband or brassard to show that you're part of a lawful military/paramilitary unit qualifies you as an unlawful combatant.

Interesting aside, unlawful combatants can be summarily executed under the Geneva and Hague Conventions without violating the Laws of War.

Hell, even the Crips and Bloods in the US would qualify as lawful combatants, because they wear blue and red identifying marks. These middle eastern mohammedans never wear anything to identify themselves. Chinese knock-off counterfeit sneakers doesn't count.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 12:29 PM (y9nCu)

Exactly. Non-uniformed combatants are subject to execution.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (y171U)

134 Oh noes, at least tell me that RW&B underwear had holes it it at least"

$5 says "American Eagle" Boxer shorts will sell out...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (XuXeR)

135 Did these people conveniently forget that Obama gifted the Mullahs a US Drone, rather than call for it to be scuttled by US Munitions?

Did they also forget that Obama and Biden provided the Mullahs Billions to establish a Missile and Drone Program?

When did we stop killing Traitors? Because, I want to go back to those days.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (TLp3A)

136 "Basij is what?"

irgc morality police/militia

Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (cO6oP)

137 Canadian "bacon" is a war crime and a lie. It is shitty ham lying that it is delicious bacon... and it's canadian.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

Counter: Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

138 114 >>>I think from reports, Israelis are handling attrition of the street level IRGC and Basiji. And that is where Iran is getting frantic as its own people are narking to the Israelis where the cowards are hiding.

I mean, maybe? We don't have a lot of information coming out about the number of Basij and IRCG killed. You can estimate it on the high side or the low side. I'm worried it's more on the low side.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)

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There were reports of some Iranian city falling to the people, with the local police siding with them and against the Basij and IRGC.

Iran cutting off internet to the whole country except loyalists with special SIM cards for about 40 days is going to affect how much gets out.

And, Iran has been calling in its Iraqi militia proxies for more than a week (Israel has taken out a convoy or two of them crossing the border).

Think Iran will be calling in foreign militias if things are going...smoothly?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (mdSmG)

139 Some of those producers ought to grab this moment for some once-in-a-lifetime advertising.

Acme Toothpaste -- preferred by FIGHTER PILOTS!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (n7rxJ)

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"Only one out of 10 Anti-Dentites recommend a toothpaste other than Acme ..."

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (HI/Zw)

140
He was a "General", CandiO; he was a Colonel.

Have your googly eyes checked.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (ZQkti)

141 Here's a bag of Buc-ee's Teriyaki Jerky...

*shoves into USB*


We should carpet bomb them with beef sticks with wrappers printed in Farsi "There's more where this came from."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)

142 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl

Men and women civilians in Iran are now being used as a human shield at a power plant in order to try to dissuade the U.S. from attacking once the 8 p.m. deadline passes.

Iran’s Islamic regime has even invited children to take part in this human chain.

(EricLDaugh on 𝕏

https://tinyurl.com/3hut98dp

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

143 "I feel nothing for them. Fuck 'em."

I'd forgotten about that idjit. I was happier that way.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 12:44 PM (NR6c1)

144 It was imperative for Trump to save the pilot WITH NO LOSSES.

Can you imagine what the media's next month would look like if a single American was killed during the operation? He bet his entire presidency on this.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (FmapG)

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That's a good point. I was really referring to people bitching about losing aircraft and other equipment. To me, it's a small price to pay.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (aZm/F)

145 This is the Erika Kirk scenario again.

Notice how after Charlie Kirk was killed by some leftwing tranny chaser the FNM made the story about all the old claims leftwing people were making about his wife? Its because they don't want to talk about the real story with the assassination.

Same thing here. Rescuing the pilots is big news and positive for the US...so let's talk about how much it cost, or if their was a secret conspiracy theory to kill one of them, and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

146 So smart milbloggers, enlighten me. Do tactical strike pilots normally pack an overnight bag and change of knickers for a two or three hour mission?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)
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If you're a fighter pilot there's no telling when a buxom blonde is going to appear and offer to spend a night of passion with you, and you might need to freshen up, even at 20,000 feet.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (oqH4h)

147 At this rate, Trump should parachute in 100s of dummy WSOs.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (w9Wax)

148 I hope Iran doesn't agree to Trumps deal.
It will not be over till all of those assholes are dead.

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 07, 2026 12:45 PM (P4Pk9)

149 I wonder if those rocket assist packs (JTO?) could fix the C-130s getting stuck in the sand. Can they be flown in place or do they need to be mounted on the ground?

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (jstR0)

150 Canadian "bacon" is a war crime and a lie. It is shitty ham lying that it is delicious bacon... and it's canadian."

TRUTH!

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (XuXeR)

151
Fifth columnists only have your back as something to stab when their chips are down.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (ZQkti)

152 A surprising number of Western "thought" leaders calculate human beings lives in terms of economic units. Could explain the blindness to the negative effects of indiscriminate importation of swarthy GDP units.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Commies think this way as do Islamists. "People are not potatoes." saith Johnny Rico to Col. Dubois in class (Starship Troopers).

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (E4rtv)

153 120 Basij is what?

it's one of those plants you can eat

Posted by: shamiko at April 07, 2026 12:46 PM (oY6Yp)

154 I've lost patience with these people and have made no secret of my desire to use this opportunity to sweep all these traitors into Leavenworth. Or the sea. Whichever works.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (RIvkX)

155 If you're a fighter pilot there's no telling when a buxom blonde is going to appear and offer to spend a night of passion with you, and you might need to freshen up, even at 20,000 feet."

"Big Clocks, Big ....."

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (XuXeR)

156 >>>148 I hope Iran doesn't agree to Trumps deal.
It will not be over till all of those assholes are dead.

i'm feeling a little defeatist on regime change. If the civilians do not have arms, what can they do? And we're not sending in ground troops, that much is clear.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)

157 I wonder if those rocket assist packs (JTO?) could fix the C-130s getting stuck in the sand. Can they be flown in place or do they need to be mounted on the ground?

It would be tricky. If you don't do it right, your plane turns into a sand worm.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

158
So, the Democrat 2028 platform is going to be "give everyone deported full citizenship" "arrest all Republicans" and "try Trump for war crimes."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Nothing about trannies?

But seriously, I think it's going to be illegal aliens + the billionaire tax. Those two issues go together nicely.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (n7rxJ)

159 Canadian "bacon" is a war crime and a lie. It is shitty ham lying that it is delicious bacon... and it's canadian.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

Counter: Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Counter-counter: Sausage and Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (xvV+O)

160 Basij is what?

As I understand, they're basically the mullah's Brownshirts. Semi-civilian, but organized, headbreakers.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (vTZFs)

161 Some rando IRGC:

"Shoot, you could have a pretty good weekend in Babylon with all that stuff"

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (513IY)

162 I liked it better when the worst we could say was what the Democrats were doing was almost like treason.[/]

When ? The 50s ?

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (OQ3w/)

163 Mel Gibson and Air America.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (o4MRl)

164 Could explain the blindness to the negative effects of indiscriminate importation of swarthy GDP units."

It does explain. See, they're the important parts. You and I are just cogs...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (XuXeR)

165 The fuse for WWIII was lit. It was lit by inaction, indifference and outright stupidity.

A man adopted a bear cub as a pet. Overtime, the cub became a bear but the man thought he knew how to control it and continued to treat it like a pet. Springtime came and the bear emerged from the cold, silent cabin. The bear belched and dissapeared into the bush.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (kGdxl)

166 So smart milbloggers, enlighten me. Do tactical strike pilots normally pack an overnight bag and change of knickers for a two or three hour mission?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)

I flew in helicopters, not fixed wing, but my bingo bag had a bunch of stuff in it, including some clothes, food, medical, water purification, a book, sunglasses, et al.

I'd be shocked if they DIDN'T have that stuff regularly.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (FmapG)

167 156 >>>148 I hope Iran doesn't agree to Trumps deal.
It will not be over till all of those assholes are dead.

i'm feeling a little defeatist on regime change. If the civilians do not have arms, what can they do? And we're not sending in ground troops, that much is clear.

Posted by: ace at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)

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We don't need regime change.

We need an IRGC colonel who values getting peed on by Saudi hookers more than the coming of the 12th imam.

The democracy of the future of Iran is not our concern, much like how the democracy of the future of Venezuela is not out concern. The number 2 lady in VZ is fine if she bends the knee.

The #39 guy in Iran can be just as good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (mdSmG)

168 Counter: Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Counter-counter: Sausage and Egg McMuffin.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:47 PM (xvV+O)

Busty Brunette v Busty Redhead- both are great options.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

169 I've lost patience with these people and have made no secret of my desire to use this opportunity to sweep all these traitors into Leavenworth. Or the sea. Whichever works.

And yet, they are silent on the disconnect between "Trump is a king" and their active sedition.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

170 Will they be celebrating tonight when the lights go out?

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)

171 >>I mean, maybe? We don't have a lot of information coming out about the number of Basij and IRCG killed. You can estimate it on the high side or the low side. I'm worried it's more on the low side.


They gave the Jews in Israel a job...do you really think they are gonna perform poorly at it?

That's not how you get to the point where you run the entire world, by failing at your tasks.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (TLp3A)

172 They're not anti-Zionists, they're Jew-haters.

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AOC to oppose all aid to Israel –even for Iron Dome after facing lefty backlash

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Jews aren't civilian civilians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (ndZc7)

173
Who put forward Joe Kent's name? Whoever did should be fired. I'm guessing it was Tulsi Gabbard but I don't know that.

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If it was Gabbard and she's called out on it, she should just tell the truth. "Boy, was I wrong about him. I thought he was a good guy, but he apparently had the crazy in him. Here's the proof he was sane once [shows stuff]. No one saw it until now."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (n7rxJ)

174 >>So smart milbloggers, enlighten me. Do tactical strike pilots normally pack an overnight bag and change of knickers for a two or three hour mission?


This guy didn't know his Gammie. She should have told him to always have a clean pair of underwear at hand.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (TLp3A)

175 124 Oh noes, at least tell me that RW&B underwear had holes it it at least
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (e9eAG)



I bet it’s clean as a whistle, nary a skid mark to be found.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (M6GIY)

176 The whole "war crimes" talk is a seditious plan, part where the left is now openly demanding our soldiers refuse to follow ANY of Trump's orders.

Not illegal, even lawful orders.
Because Trump is the "Mad King."

And they are clearly threatening any soldiers who do follow any order with prosecution when they gain power.

This is exactly what Mark Kelly and his crowd did a year or so ago. Nothing came of it, so I don't expect anything will this time either.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)


The idea is to scare Our Soldiers into not following orders. Or committing treason

Here the Aussies demonstrate how our loyal military men and women should be handled for daring to follow the orders of the "Mad" CiC Trump.

https://instapundit.com/788105/

I honestly don't see how we can afford to have the Democrats win anything until the current crop die of old age. Sooooo, what? 40-50 years?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)

177 i'm feeling a little defeatist on regime change"

Ok, who replaced our beloved host?

"Regime change"? I don't give a s*it about their regime. Their current "leadership" is mostly cardboard and pink mist. That's the goal.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (XuXeR)

178 Just in- UN failed resolution on opening the strait of Hormuz.
China and Russia caused it to fail.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

179 Some people don't like ANYTHING that America does. Almost like they are our enemies or something.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (5v1i/)

180 Don't tell anybody, but locally produced ashtrays (the metal shop) had been found in F4Bs along with a couple empty beer cans after a cross country (Marine Aviation).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (gm9Sb)

181 I mean, maybe? We don't have a lot of information coming out about the number of Basij and IRCG killed. You can estimate it on the high side or the low side. I'm worried it's more on the low side.

Posted by: ace

I suspect Israeli intel knows and that means the US knows too. But, the hits on this or that IRGC and/or Basiji hq are up. And apparently the demand for children to man checkpoints is coming because the attrition rate including desertion and fear, of their street level thugs is too much. I think Israel again is doing the drone ops on the checkpoints. Israeli intel and experience with street level terrorists (see Lebanon, Syria, etc.) with their Air Force and drones plus the US ability to smash hardened and massive infrastructure targets plus sat imagery is proving to be a lethal one two punch to the IRGC regime.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

182 They gave the Jews in Israel a job...do you really think they are gonna perform poorly at it?

That's not how you get to the point where you run the entire world, by failing at your tasks.


I dunno. I've seen precious little of value from their weather machine and head-mounted laser sharks.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

183 176 The idea is to scare Our Soldiers into not following orders. Or committing treason

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)

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They started this line months ago with the drug boat strikes.

Since, we've had those strikes and more than 4 weeks of punching Iran in the nose with MOABs.

And...no defections or refusals of orders?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (mdSmG)

184 Afternoon Ace.
One of the planes that made bombing runs was the B1-b. You put 75k worth of bombs near the WSo and he would be vaporized. So alleging that we were trying to kill our own pilot is stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (19SAM)

185
Do any of these dipshits remember that a pilot was put in a cage and burned alive?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:38 PM (aZm/F)




A Jordanian pilot shot down and captured by ISIS in Syria. Which is what anyone can expect from mohammedans if they're captured. That's one reason that Americans have been so deadly on the ground in mohammedan countries, better to go down fighting than to be captured by illiterate, unwashed fanatics who get off on inflicting horrible executions on their enemies. Because mohammedans are fucking cowards and incompetent retards.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (y9nCu)

186 So smart milbloggers, enlighten me. Do tactical strike pilots normally pack an overnight bag and change of knickers for a two or three hour mission?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)
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If I recall my SERE training correctly, you are allowed to pack some small items of personal whatnots in your survival kit which is part of your survival vest packout.

Because the two or three hour mission can last a lot longer if your ass gets shot down, as we've seen.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (Y1sOo)

187
*thinks back to Obama "remaking" the armed forces*

Yeah, I can believe that one of them said this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:24 PM (mdSmG)

*thinking back to fat sack of cr*p calling his counterpart in China to 'warn' him about Trump.

I totally believe one or more would have said this. And i hope they get fired so hard they skin their f*t a**es sliding on the sidewalk

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (7gpcF)

188 Basij are un-uniformed street thugs the regime has armed and uses as an informal security force against it's citizens.
Think if Hell's Angels were an extension of the government.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (MNCvZ)

189
"Basij is what?" Iranian for "Benji", that adorable poochie!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (ZQkti)

190 Any news on Cuba? Last I heard was they had no power. That was a long time ago. I assume power was restored and relief shipments from their Russian allies were allowed to dock.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)

191 @146 -- no, not typically. Every extra pound of gear or cargo means less fuel. In my day, the squadron Life Support would pack them out.

I guess we in the "Chair" Force had to learn to make do without floss, assholes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (qwx/I)

192 You cannot just set up a Bud's Gun Store in the middle of nowhere and give weapons to whomever shows up.

Or CAN'T you?
Posted by: Fast and Furious


Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by: The Weapons Shop of Isher at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (vTZFs)

193 Do you think Joe Kent has visions of running for higher office?

And as a democrat?

Always check out the wife. If she leans left or is an outright lefty, the guy as a politician goes squishy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (aZm/F)

194 29 Regarding the loss of the C-130s and Little Birds: That someone would complain about the property cost of saving the life of a human being serving their country in harm's way says everything you need to know about that person.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)

Yeah, I seem to remember back in 2020 having your property destroyed wasn't a big deal.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (qivay)

195 We can't have our Slim Jim technology slipping into the hands of the enemy.
Posted by: Boss Moss
.......

Poisoned Slim Jims would be another story.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (UjdFS)

196 193 Do you think Joe Kent has visions of running for higher office?

And as a democrat?

Always check out the wife. If she leans left or is an outright lefty, the guy as a politician goes squishy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (aZm/F)

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His first wife was CIA and was killed in Syria during the Syrian Civil War. Kent blames the Jews (apparently they made ISIS? I dunno).

His second wife writes for a Russian aligned e-zone owned by Blumenthal, the guy who started Russian collusion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (mdSmG)

197 And they are putting human shields around the power plants... I hope they take them out anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (IJL3x)

198 Just in- UN failed resolution on opening the strait of Hormuz.
China and Russia caused it to fail.


I get why Russia would - they want to make their own oil more desirable, but why China? They need that oil.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

199
Speaking of traitors, would you think "Iranian American Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari filing impeachment articles for Hegseth" is a parody? It's not.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (n7rxJ)

200 Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)



Flyboys have no need to put on the blank adapter.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (M6GIY)

201 I still think Trump is allowing this to drag on as an opportunity for the USA to take full control of the strait.

Think about it - he wants Greenland because it is strategic. He wants control of (USA Canal in) Panama because it is strategic.

He does not want any potential weapons to be held over our heads if/when there is another big war. The strait is a big problem unless the USA has full operation and defensive control over all shipping.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 12:55 PM (513IY)

202 The Basij are the Brown and black shirts of the europeon fascists in the 1900 but without the good clothes designers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2026 12:55 PM (xvV+O)

203 198 Just in- UN failed resolution on opening the strait of Hormuz.
China and Russia caused it to fail.

I get why Russia would - they want to make their own oil more desirable, but why China? They need that oil.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

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1. China's ships are reportedly getting through no problem.

2. China is asshoe and knows that this whole Iran thing is ultimately about America v. China, so China wants America to lose at everything regarding it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:55 PM (mdSmG)

204 170 Will they be celebrating tonight when the lights go out?
Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)

I will. My friends kids just brought over kick-ass chocolate cake.

And Power Plant day also requires at least dollar store chocolate, beef jerky and ketchup potato chips. There's Canada's culinary crime against humanity.


If the green haired heavy chicks at the store ask, I'm celebrating President Trumps' liberation of Iran's lbltq2fxyz people.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)

205 Late to the thread but I'm sure someone mentioned Tuckers insane rants on the subject...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (IJL3x)

206 >>i'm feeling a little defeatist on regime change. If the civilians do not have arms, what can they do? And we're not sending in ground troops, that much is clear.


Don't be, Ace.

They have access to the arms of their deceased captors at the very least.

Like I said last week: there's no Defense to the Zombie Wave.
Once a Population decides they are going to kill their Leaders, NONE are safe. This will always be the case.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (TLp3A)

207 They gave the Jews in Israel a job...do you really think they are gonna perform poorly at it?

That's not how you get to the point where you run the entire world, by failing at your tasks.
Posted by: garrett
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I think from this and prior ops, like killing high valued targets in safehouses or stealing all teh documents of Iran's nuke program, that the Israelis have thoroughly penetrated Iranian society. And apparently locals are so disgusted with the IRGC that they are calling in strikes on their own country to get rid of them to Israel at great risk to life and limb.

Israel probably could have destroyed He'sblownup and Ham Ass decades ago had the US and the odious Euros let the Israelis do what needed to be done.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

208 Always check out the wife. If she leans left or is an outright lefty, the guy as a politician goes squishy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (aZm/F)
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Pussy's a helluva drug.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:56 PM (oqH4h)

209 Any news on Cuba? Last I heard was they had no power"

Yeah. Officially, there are still a couple of twits yelling at us. Unofficially, there are quite a few "conversations" going on between Cuban officialdom and the US...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)

210 I honestly don't see how we can afford to have the Democrats win anything until the current crop die of old age. Sooooo, what? 40-50 years?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)

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Given their use of adrenochrome, I'd say 250 years just to be sure.

/Collectivism in all its forms (Communism, Fascism, Islamism, Socialism, et. al.) should have been banned here following The Bolshevik Revolution -- in the same way that states like Texas and Florida are banning Sharia Compounds & Law.

They are manifestly inconsistent with and existential threats to Republics like ours.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (HI/Zw)

211
Benedict Arnold was a capable commander until he turned over West Point to England.


He intended to turn West Point over to the British. It did not happen because local militia captured British Major John Andre, found papers in his boot regarding the intended betrayal, and generously stretched his neck when the British would not return Arnold to the Continental forces.

There's a story that George Washington went to Arnold's home to find him and Peggy Arnold engaged in histrionics and rending of her garments to create a delay so 'Dict could get behind British lines.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (ZQkti)

212 One of the funniest little subplot narratives going on right now is Europoors wondering when America is going to rise up and overthrow Trump because of...military action in Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (mdSmG)

213 The idea is to scare Our Soldiers into not following orders. Or committing treason

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)

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They started this line months ago with the drug boat strikes.

Since, we've had those strikes and more than 4 weeks of punching Iran in the nose with MOABs.

And...no defections or refusals of orders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (mdSmG)


I'm not saying that it worked.

I'm saying (apparently poorly) that off they get into power they will try soldiers for war crimes. This is an announcement of intent. And the Aussies are providing a road map.

Therefore we ought not let the Dims get into power for a very long time, if we can.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (iJfKG)

214
Any news on Cuba?

Posted by: Chuck Martel

==============

I was wondering about them myself, especially since that regime had #TwoDays.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:58 PM (n7rxJ)

215 The more we hear of this the more badass it seems to be.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 07, 2026 12:58 PM (XB9yx)

216 China's ships are reportedly getting through no problem."

Most "ships" in the area are chinese anyway... and numbers of others are sailing thru as well.

Tankers are a tough target.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:58 PM (XuXeR)

217 I have a friend here in my AO that fled from Iran as a child in '79 and has lived here for 20+ years.

Not knowing where he stood I sorta gently broached the subject of the current warfighting, and he just shook his head and said "You don't need to pussy-foot about this around me. Fuck those assholes, we should be bombing them more."

Message received.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:59 PM (oqH4h)

218 213 I'm not saying that it worked.

I'm saying (apparently poorly) that off they get into power they will try soldiers for war crimes. This is an announcement of intent. And the Aussies are providing a road map.

Therefore we ought not let the Dims get into power for a very long time, if we can.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (iJfKG)

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Oh, I'm sure there will be efforts at show trials.

But, I'm mostly curious about its actual supposed, facially obvious and intended effect: Getting soldiers to refuse orders.

We're in the middle of the largest air campaign in...decades? And nothing. Just following orders to drop bomb after bomb on precisely targeted locations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:59 PM (mdSmG)

219
The Basij are the Brown and black shirts of the europeon fascists in the 1900 but without the good clothes designers.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious


Then they are Iran's "antifa"?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:59 PM (ZQkti)

220 205 Late to the thread but I'm sure someone mentioned Tuckers insane rants on the subject...
Posted by: It's me donna


Trump had a rejoinder in the New York Post about Tucker. Basically Tucker is dead to the White House and I think Vance should get the message re keeping Buckley Tucker around inside the WH complex.

"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump RIPS Tucker Carlson after his criticisms against 47 — NYP

“Tucker’s a low-IQ person that has absolutely no idea what’s going on. Calls me all the time; I don’t respond to his calls. I like dealing with smart people, not fools.”

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)

221 Europoors wondering when America is going to rise up and overthrow Trump because of...military action in Iran."

Ok, that's funny right there...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (XuXeR)

222 I may need to get my eyes checked.

The Washington Times
@WashTimes
A federal court rejected Minnesota's attempt to restart Medicaid funding that the Trump administration had halted over concerns people are stealing the money, with the judge saying even the state has acknowledged it has a "serious fraud problem."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (ndZc7)

223 217 I have a friend here in my AO that fled from Iran as a child in '79 and has lived here for 20+ years.

Not knowing where he stood I sorta gently broached the subject of the current warfighting, and he just shook his head and said "You don't need to pussy-foot about this around me. Fuck those assholes, we should be bombing them more."

Message received.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:59 PM (oqH4h)

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The Iranian diaspora is a diaspora for a reason, and it's not because they love the mullahs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (mdSmG)

224 Poisoned Slim Jims and exploding tuna cans. We're going high tech here.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS)

225 Now that we know our NATO "allies" are the definition of pussies and backstabbers, I hope we can now get out of paying for all of NATO.

Baa Bye.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (aZm/F)

226 "he also targeted them without a warrant. with no due process whatsoever!!!!!" Posted by: anachronda

right, each possible combatant should have been detained and provided a lawyer, and a court date in Iran five years from now, then allowed to go free on their own recognizance.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (vbXSk)

227 186 So smart milbloggers, enlighten me. Do tactical strike pilots normally pack an overnight bag and change of knickers for a two or three hour mission?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)
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In simple Recon we always had a survival belt under our deuce gear. It we had to bug out fast we would dump our deuce gear and continue with our survival belt. Survival belt contents were things like fishing line/hooks, maps, US twenties, some medical stuff and our knife. Pilots can carry a shit ton in an aircraft compared to grunts.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (n17eQ)

228 221 Europoors wondering when America is going to rise up and overthrow Trump because of...military action in Iran."

Ok, that's funny right there...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:00 PM (XuXeR)

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"American's gas prices are reaching levels not seen since their last president failed to stop Russia from invading Ukraine! Why aren't they revolting?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (mdSmG)

229
Those four photos of the Iranians' "Booty haul" are hilariously sad and pathetic.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (ZQkti)

230 "Any news on Cuba? Last I heard was they had no power"

Yeah. Officially, there are still a couple of twits yelling at us. Unofficially, there are quite a few "conversations" going on between Cuban officialdom and the US...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)

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[Supposedly:]

"In April 2026, Cuba began releasing over 2,000 prisoners as a "humanitarian and sovereign gesture" during Holy Week, under mounting pressure from the Trump administration, which had imposed an oil embargo. While this was one of the largest amnesties in years, multiple sources, including Reuters and American Thinker, reported that the majority were not political prisoners, and none convicted of "crimes against authority" — a category often used against dissidents — were included."

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (HI/Zw)

231 158
So, the Democrat 2028 platform is going to be "give everyone deported full citizenship" "arrest all Republicans" and "try Trump for war crimes."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

Nothing about trannies?

But seriously, I think it's going to be illegal aliens + the billionaire tax. Those two issues go together nicely

---

"A tranny in every kid's bed"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (5v1i/)

232 Tankers are a tough target.

For whom? It would be a darn shame if those Chinese tankers were to unexpectedly spring a leak or two.

Posted by: The Weapons Shop of Isher at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (vTZFs)

233 /sock, but it kinda worked anyway.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (vTZFs)

234 Pussy's a helluva drug.
Posted by: ballistic
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To weak men that cannot hold frame.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)

235 >>Tankers are a tough target.


I don't think any Ship's Captain wants to be at the wheel of one of those Natural Gas Transports if there is even the chance of someone shooting Black Cats at them, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (TLp3A)

236 The Shia Mahdism cult in Iran has nothing in common with Venezuelans.

They'll have to be blasted out of existence in their last bunkers like Hitler and his die harders.

The cultists in control are not a majority of the Iranian people, so in principle the people could overthrow them, but the weapons are in the hands of the cultists.

Also, people in the West are really underestimating the inventory of ballistic missiles and drones they still have in these supposedly 27 deep hardened underground facilities and apparently Iranian manpads as well, which supposedly took out the F-15E.

It should be a wake-up call for our military strategists how Iran was readily able to destroy US radars, aircraft and base facilities with missiles and drones and even now we are still in distant stand-off mode from our targets because of this threat.

Posted by: TITP at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (r3hkP)

237 182 They gave the Jews in Israel a job...do you really think they are gonna perform poorly at it?

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I dunno. I've seen precious little of value from their weather machine and head-mounted laser sharks.


that's what they *want* you to see.

*touches nose*

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (oY6Yp)

238 235 >>Tankers are a tough target.


I don't think any Ship's Captain wants to be at the wheel of one of those Natural Gas Transports if there is even the chance of someone shooting Black Cats at them, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:02 PM (TLp3A)

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The bigger problem is probably the insurer saying, "You can't go forward because we're scared."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (mdSmG)

239 The more we hear of this the more badass it seems to be.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 07, 2026 12:58 PM (XB9yx)

This operation was more complex than the bin Laden raid.

It took place in unknown territory instead of a compound we'd duplicated for months of training, against a theoretically unlimited OPFOR.

There was functionally no lead time. One minute the -15 was fine, the next there were two Americans on parachutes.

Instead of a unique, homogenous, specialized force, we used combined arms which - while we're all on the same team - complicates things more than none.

This rescue was absolutely bonkers, and the more you look at it, the crazier it gets.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (FmapG)

240
How much military hardware was left behind and destroyed when Jimmay C's rescue mission to free the Iranian hostages self-aborted in 1980?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (ZQkti)

241 i'm feeling a little defeatist on regime change"

Ok, who replaced our beloved host?

"Regime change"? I don't give a s*it about their regime. Their current "leadership" is mostly cardboard and pink mist. That's the goal.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 12:51 PM (XuXeR)

they don't even have to become pink mist, they just have to know that if they fuck up *fingers nearly together* that much, they get pink misted next....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (v6XNT)

242 yep, insane Tucker saying that Trump mocking what the terrorists say every time they do some terrorism is a call for a religious war. Little too much nutter in that guy's butter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (n5tGW)

243

I see London. I see France.
I see jerky and underpants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (Cqx++)

244 214
Any news on Cuba?

Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Trump and Rubio okayed a Russian tanker or two to stop the immediate crisis last week.

My guess is too many irons in the fire right now to deal with regime collapse in Cuba too.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)

245 How much military hardware was left behind and destroyed when Jimmay C's rescue mission to free the Iranian hostages self-aborted in 1980?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:03 PM (ZQkti)

how much was left in afganistan?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (v6XNT)

246 29 Regarding the loss of the C-130s and Little Birds: That someone would complain about the property cost of saving the life of a human being serving their country in harm's way says everything you need to know about that person.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)

Yeah, I seem to remember back in 2020 having your property destroyed wasn't a big deal.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 07, 2026 12:53 PM (qivay)
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Compared the value of the material we left around Bagram in Afghanistan during the Biden Bug-out, the cost of destroyed aircraft in Iran is negligible. And we didn't lose 13 KIA during the rescue operation, either.

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (rj6Yv)

247
how much was left in afganistan?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (v6XNT)


Good point

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (IJL3x)

248 Because mohammedans are fucking cowards and incompetent retards.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (y9nCu)

And Satan's followers

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (P4Pk9)

249 Now that we know our NATO "allies" are the definition of pussies and backstabbers, I hope we can now get out of paying for all of NATO.

Since the Revolutionary War - find me an era where Europe wasn't either actively working against us or attempting to use our military and industry for their own benefit at the expense of ours ? I'll wait.

This "Our friends the Euros" narrative is crap. Especially the damn Brits.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (OQ3w/)

250 You are on the left and always have been. You're not my allies and never were. You're a tiny marginal group who never stops trying to whip-saw and bully the much greater majority into doing what you demand -- just like the Woke Left did to the Democrats.

Well I'm not letting a bunch of Woke Libertarian Paul-tards do that to me.
==

hear hear!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)

251 1 pm.

FoxNews- AG press conference on fraud.

The rest - Iran. Talks don't look good.

I don't see bombing NOT happening. The media would go TACO crazy. Enemies emboldened. I'll be shocked if nothing happens.

CNN - war crimes are the new 'racist' to be shrieked forever and ever at anyone.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)

252 I must take my leave. Have been recruited to be a human shield down at the Waffle House, in case Iran retaliates against our essential infrastructure.

Posted by: Days Numbered at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (oftw2)

253 I would bet that Trump's reaction to a new Mariel Boatlift would be very different from Jimmy Carter's.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (19SAM)

254 The bigger problem is probably the insurer saying, "You can't go forward because we're scared."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

X had a guy reporting insurance rates have dropped , still high but more in the area.

"So what is the problem? The risk premium was at 5% just a few days ago. 1% is still really high but a reflection of the fact that shipping has resumed through the strait. I have a livestream of the strait on in my command center."

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

255 247
how much was left in afganistan?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 07, 2026 01:04 PM (v6XNT)


Good point
----------------
That was part of deal - to equip the Dem's friends.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (n17eQ)

256 Joe Kent is just itchin' for a bounty. What a tool.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 12:42 PM (ZQkti)

This guy was a green beret, right? Or was it a Ranger? Who gives a f**k; I am honestly curious if any of his former teammates have reached out to him and asked him what in the actual f**k is wrong with him.

Posted by: Nelly at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (7gpcF)

257
Europoors wondering when America is going to rise up and overthrow Trump because of...military action in Iran."


All this while they are salivating over the prospect of having another opportunity to drop trou and bend over for their new muzzie overlords.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (ZQkti)

258 I see London. I see France.
I see jerky and underpants.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
.......

They use the underpants for head towels.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (UjdFS)

259 >>It should be a wake-up call for our military strategists how Iran was readily able to destroy US radars, aircraft and base facilities with missiles and drones and even now we are still in distant stand-off mode from our targets because of this threat.


Standoff Mode: We have A10s flying through their country. An Aircraft that was all but decommissioned due to its susceptibility to incoming.

You might want to turn somewhere other than Tucker for your Military Intel.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (TLp3A)

260 254 X had a guy reporting insurance rates have dropped , still high but more in the area.

"So what is the problem? The risk premium was at 5% just a few days ago. 1% is still really high but a reflection of the fact that shipping has resumed through the strait. I have a livestream of the strait on in my command center."

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

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I've been saying for a while that the only people who are going to remember this gas spike in a few months are the American shale oil producers who were able to uncap a bunch of wells which helped them purchase new Bugattis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (mdSmG)

261 >>Basij is what?

$20, same as in town.

Good grief, 130+ comments and this wasn't up?

Posted by: Steven Raichlen at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (NcvvS)

262
CNN - war crimes are the new 'racist' to be shrieked forever and ever at anyone.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)

Well the UN head did say that bombing bridges and power plants was a war crime ... Funny, he didn't say anything about Iran using cluster bombs to target civilians in Israel...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (IJL3x)

263 The bigger problem is probably the insurer saying, "You can't go forward because we're scared."

This...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (XuXeR)

264 246 29 Regarding the loss of the C-130s and Little Birds: That someone would complain about the property cost of saving the life of a human being serving their country in harm's way says everything you need to know about that person.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

We can simply take back what Somalis and Democrat officeholders/ngos have stolen. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 8 billion bucks on Learing Centers and hospices alone. That will buy plenty of Little Birds and C-130's.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

265 Crelm Toothpaste:

https://youtu.be/4gGfgN_w91c

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 01:08 PM (jstR0)

266 In case you missed it...


JD Vance with Viktor Orban in Hungary... worth a watch...

https://tinyurl.com/2mtts2mj

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 07, 2026 01:08 PM (dmDsy)

267 I didn't know Seal Team 6 had an Etsy store. That is top tier merch placement right there.

Posted by: MLCross at April 07, 2026 01:08 PM (Q2MxE)

268 The biggest trick was to fool some people that they were inside the tent, and now ,after being exposed, they are trowing hissy fits, using the same tactics and verbiage, word for word, that triggered leftists used forever to browbeat the right. lol

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (GD0B3)

269 I must take my leave. Have been recruited to be a human shield down at the Waffle House, in case Iran retaliates against our essential infrastructure.
Posted by: Days Numbered


Return with your waffle, or upon it.

Posted by: Leonidas at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (w9Wax)

270 I would bet that Trump's reaction to a new Mariel Boatlift would be very different from Jimmy Carter's.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 01:06 PM (19SAM)
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US Navy and Coast Guard are keeping a close and active watch around Cuba.

Posted by: mrp at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)

271 Any thought that both Tucker and Candyass are merely agents designed to out shit for brains partisans claiming to be Pubbies? Basically, a stalking horse to attract fellow travelers currently in government.

I've had that thought. If it's happening, Tucker and Cavernous don't know they're part of an op, because there's no way they wouldn't give it away somehow.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

272 Israel hitting the trains today. We're hitting petrochemical.

On regime change, Tousi had a good graph of the IRGC leaders eliminated and that the army leadership has been left in place so that somebody can surrender. The Iran army has basically not participated in this war.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (n5tGW)

273 >>I've been saying for a while that the only people who are going to remember this gas spike in a few months are the American shale oil producers who were able to uncap a bunch of wells which helped them purchase new Bugattis.


Truth

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (TLp3A)

274
Our Brave Martyrs' Victory at The Battle of Slim Jims and Underwear will last forever!!!

The 12th Imam himself will sing their praises!

ULULULULULULU!!!!!

Posted by: The Last Ayatollah Hiding in Drag in a Basement at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (iJfKG)

275 263 The bigger problem is probably the insurer saying, "You can't go forward because we're scared."

This...
Posted by: man

They are. Estimates are that given what we know, traffic is about half of what it was. But, then include that the Saudi's turned on their pipeline to the Red Sea and you get a shortage but not asphyxiation of the world economy.

Ships are turning off their transponders though in the Gulf and reappearing outside the Gulf after transit too.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

276 >>>and even now we are still in distant stand-off mode from our targets because of this threat.

^derp

Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 01:10 PM (Y1sOo)

277 Well the UN head did say that bombing bridges and power plants was a war crime ... Funny, he didn't say anything about Iran using cluster bombs to target civilians in Israel...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 01:07 PM (IJL3x)

Now do WWII, Mr. UN head.

Is it your suggestion, Mr. UN head, that the United States liberating your entire fucking continent basically consisted of one giant war crime?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:10 PM (FmapG)

278 producers who were able to uncap a bunch of wells which helped them purchase new Bugattis."

F 150s. King Ranch or Limited. GLSs for the ladies...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:10 PM (XuXeR)

279 Owens is a professional conspiracy farmer. And a maniac. The crisis of trust in our institutions has made her success possible.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 01:10 PM (INQN/)

280 Better one:

https://youtu.be/VEy5vIWCJLQ

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (jstR0)

281 Ships are turning off their transponders though in the Gulf and reappearing outside the Gulf after transit too."

There's a lot of that going on...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (XuXeR)

282
Regarding the loss of the C-130s and Little Birds: That someone would complain about the property cost of saving the life of a human being serving their country in harm's way says everything you need to know about that person.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bNf8H)

Hell, read up on the Son Tay raid in Vietnam. POW rescue mission about 25 miles outside of Hanoi in 1970 that only failed because the well at the POW camp got contaminated so the NVA moved the prisoners a few weeks prior. The plan included taking a helicopter and intentionally crash landing in the middle of the POW camp after hosing down the guard towers with miniguns at virtually point-blank range.

One of the most complex special ops missions ever attempted by the US, and despite several hiccups and such during the mission, it was executed perfectly. At least 200+ NVA killed, and the strike force had 2 casualties: one trooper was shot in the leg, the other casualty was the crew chief on the intentionally crashed helo, who received a broken ankle when a fire extinguisher broke its securing strap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (y9nCu)

283 Nood. Come and mock the formatting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)

284 76 The dive bars around Whiteman AFB will be lit tonight.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)

Knob Noster with dive bars…

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:11 PM (E6xSb)

285 275 They are. Estimates are that given what we know, traffic is about half of what it was. But, then include that the Saudi's turned on their pipeline to the Red Sea and you get a shortage but not asphyxiation of the world economy.

Ships are turning off their transponders though in the Gulf and reappearing outside the Gulf after transit too.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

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The Saudi pipeline is about 7 million barrels (running at capacity now, before the conflict it was doing less than 1 million per day). And the Oman pipeline is about 1.5 million per day, also running at capacity.

Combine that with American shale overproducing to take advantage of the higher prices and demand destruction that comes from high prices, and this is a managed affair that's going to snap back at some point once people realize that Iran is all talk and no "fly drones into ships".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (mdSmG)

286 Nood antichrist.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (FmapG)

287 When they found the toothpaste they probably thought it was some super secret hemorrhoid creme.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (UjdFS)

288 >>Well the UN head did say that bombing bridges and power plants was a war crime ...


Ukraine has been trying to blow up the bridge to Crimea for 4 years now?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:12 PM (TLp3A)

289
A surprising number of Western "thought" leaders calculate human beings lives in terms of economic units. Could explain the blindness to the negative effects of indiscriminate importation of swarthy GDP units.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Dv3i1)

Reason enough for that phrase to be binned right there. If you need a thought leader, no one is thinking.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (E6xSb)

290 OMG these daring journalists. I got most of this from Trumps own press conference before the radio program pulled away to run their commercials. Trump said himself that mounting a rescue mission was rarely done. DJT may have said it was unprecedented. He asked for it to done and the military performed awesomely to make it a success but did lose 2 older C-130s and some equipment they blew up to keep the IRGC from getting it. Cuz unlike Biden's team leaving the Taliban the huge present, Trump and Hegseth understand you blow up what you can't remove.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (+89TD)

291 I cannot believe that the UN is still in existence. It is absolutely ridiculous. Everything that comes out of it is embarrassing drivel.

It's a lefty's childish dream of representatives of Countries sitting around solving the world's problems.

That is actually retarded thinking. It's childish. Most of these countries are third-world shit holes that can't keep electricity running.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (aZm/F)

292 MAZE
@mazemoore
2019. Trump tells Tucker that he won't let Iran have a nuclear weapon.

https://tinyurl.com/mphpjs23

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (NpAcC)

293
Trump: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.

===============

Dude.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (n7rxJ)

294 Cuckson was totally triggered by Trump refusing to take his calls, and the rest. And now this private all boys school cucksucker is acting his best bunny boiler self. Ranting and raving. He was always a shallow, vindictive little shit, with massive paranoia and delusions of grander.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

295 Bring back awesome euphemisms for execution.
"Dancing on air".

Necktie party, Long drop with a quick stop (hanging)
Riding the lightning, Meeting Old Sparky (electric chair)
A date with the National Razor (guillotine)


Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (uY1j2)

296 US Navy and Coast Guard are keeping a close and active watch around Cuba."

Supposedly several USCG cutters have been spotted around Puerto Rico, but no word on why...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (XuXeR)

297 Sounds like a good number of GOs need to familiarize themselves with Article 88 of the UCMJ.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:13 PM (E6xSb)

298 Get her while she's hot!

emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s

* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way

Who’s on the market?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)

299 That last video is fantastic.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (w6EFb)

300 The cost analysis on the lost equipment is missing the point.

I was worth billions to prevent Iran from dragging one of our men through the streets like they have in the past. Not just for the loss of an American serviceman, but for the propaganda value.

The only reason to hesitate is the fear of making it worse and losing more men. The equipment cost does not enter the equation - it is trivial.

The thing is, these were career risking decisions. Hegseth would have been in a world of shit had he pulled a Jimmy Carter and the mission failed. He put his career on the line for the rescue. Trump DGAF, but he too would have paid a high price.

The win here is that we have leaders willing to put their careers and reputation at risk because it is the right thing to do. What a change.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (513IY)

301 >>i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine

she’s

* SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way



How is her Sammich Game, though?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (TLp3A)

302 It should be a wake-up call for our military strategists how Iran was readily able to destroy US radars, aircraft and base facilities with missiles and drones and even now we are still in distant stand-off mode from our targets because of this threat.


Huh? Were our bases in Bahrain and Qatar destroyed?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (E6xSb)

303 The win here is that we have leaders willing to put their careers and reputation at risk because it is the right thing to do. What a change.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 07, 2026 01:15 PM (513IY)

This.

Obama/Clinton used a political calculus in Benghazi.

Trump/Hegseth used a moral calculus here.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (FmapG)

304 298 Who’s on the market?

i don't know.

third base.

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 01:17 PM (oY6Yp)

305 Who’s on the market?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)

This was posted by someone in San Francisco.

Instant deal breaker. They don't really have single, conservative women there.

I'm out.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 01:20 PM (FmapG)

306 268 The biggest trick was to fool some people that they were inside the tent, and now ,after being exposed, they are trowing hissy fits, using the same tactics and verbiage, word for word, that triggered leftists used forever to browbeat the right. lol
Posted by: runner
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They are squealing because their chance for power after Trump is dying. The relatively few Groypers and online engagement with bots, etc. are not enough. And Vance best have a Sister Souljah moment with his internal staff or Rubio is going to get the nod for 2028.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)

307 They didn't send in more C-130's to bring everyone out.
They send "Dash 8's", which are DeHavilland twin turboprops with less lift capacity, but enough to work with. These are Army aircraft, not AF. They didn't need 130's because they weren't going to carry the MI-6 helicopters, which is why they used 130's to begin with.

Posted by: ed in texas at April 07, 2026 01:26 PM (aRhta)

308 294 Cuckson was totally triggered by Trump refusing to take his calls, and the rest. And now this private all boys school cucksucker is acting his best bunny boiler self. Ranting and raving. He was always a shallow, vindictive little shit, with massive paranoia and delusions of grander.
Posted by: runner
=======
Substance abuse behavior of a dry drunk. Brother is still in the throes of it.

Reminds me of the funny moment involving Rob Schneider 1st Lt. in Down Periscope (Kelsey Grammar). Rob's character at one point demands that that the Captain (Kelsey Grammar) surrender control of the ship so the Captain lets Rob make his speech, the crew laughs at Rob, and the Captain tells the 1st Lt. that he is now guilty of attempted mutiny. The rest of it is a spoiler.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)

309 Would she date a 29 year old?

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)

310
"Yeah, I seem to remember back in 2020 having your property destroyed wasn't a big deal."

It wasn't a big deal when Biden left billions of dollars of equipment and the dead bodies of 13 American soldiers when he bailed out of Afghanistan.

Or when Hilary was complicit in the tragic debacle in Benghazi and brushed it all off by snarling, "At this point, what difference does it make."

Posted by: RM at April 07, 2026 01:39 PM (n/1Oj)

311 Bring back awesome euphemisms for execution.
"Dancing on air".
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

Tap-dancing to the Grim Reaper's drumbeat.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 02:11 PM (g8Ew8)

312 * SF
* Jewish
* Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr)
* Family oriented
* 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months
* Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts
* Perverted, but in a fun way

Who’s on the market?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)

I remember when I was 11 or so in the 70s the boys chatting in the streets speaking of 'baby fever' in women hitting 30. 36 months from meeting in an ad to baby time?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 07, 2026 02:39 PM (8avO+)

313 I have a wife and a girlfriend? What if the one finds out about the other?

Is that why the cat bites my toe?

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 07, 2026 02:59 PM (jrgJz)

314 Maybe work through the Shah? I dunno, it is a tough problem. You cannot just set up a Bud's Gun Store in the middle of nowhere and give weapons to whomever shows up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The Weapon Shops of Isher by A. E. van Vogt:
Van Vogt argued you can do just that. Sell them, not give.

https://is.gd/c0oNdO

Link goes to Wikipedia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 03:14 PM (ylRVX)

315 I have a wife and a girlfriend? What if the one finds out about the other?

This is what happens at most French presidents’ funerals.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 03:16 PM (ylRVX)

316 Candace is certifiable fucking lunatic


Holy shit

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 07, 2026 03:41 PM (61TgR)

317 Now Candace is a "military expert" as well as a Biblical student, marital psych major, and forensic murder detective. All rolled into one wild-eyed filly who needs a good probing that she recommends. Hopefully by aliens who take her away.

I simply cannot imagine waking up daily to her madness. For her or those around her. She probably twitches in her sleep with a need for an exorcist as she spews pea soup.

Let us hope she does not breastfeed her babies or husband and spread this mental illness.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 03:45 PM (WONhk)

318 Her profile pic also suggests she wishes to be white...

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 07, 2026 03:54 PM (WPR8z)

319 I actually think Dims, Rinos, Owens, Tucker and all TDS people are bummed out that this brave warrior, all of them, were rescued. No one left behind.

No one Iran could torture and parade. Owens is bummed out because then...then!!!! she could shout she was right! They are exhausting.

How sad is this mental illness? Not a surprise based on the hate that keeps their blood flowing, on a limited basis, to their atrophied brains.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 04:07 PM (WONhk)

The Morning Rant

punk-monkey.jpg

Bernard Lewis, the great scholar of Islam, said:

For Muslims, negotiation is a form of warfare, conducted by other means, and is subject to the same rules.

In the traditional Islamic view, the world is divided into the House of Islam and the House of War. The latter is assumed to be at war with Islam until it submits... weakness invites attack, strength commands respect.

Westerners, and particularly Western governments often make the ridiculous assumption that Muslims are part of the empirical, logic-driven philosophy of the West. And even more laughable...they assume that honor, and simply doing what one says one will do is a bedrock of Muslim culture, just as it is in the West.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

Lies, subterfuge, propaganda...all are accepted methods of negotiation in the Muslim world. The idea that there is some sort of code of honor between people is laughable. Strength is lauded; weakness is mocked and taken advantage of. And following through with commitments is simply unheard of. Behavior is based on what is best for Family, Clan, Country. If that agrees with an agreement, then wonderful. If not...it is also wonderful.

Trump confirms U.S. sent guns to Iranian people, but says intermediary kept them

President Donald Trump on Monday indicated that the U.S. had attempted to send guns to the Iranian people to help them fight the Islamic Republic's armed forces, but that the intermediary that was supposed to distribute the weapons merely kept them instead.

"We sent some guns," he said. "They were supposed to go to the people so they could fight back against these thugs. You know what happened? The people that we sent them to kept them."

"So, I am very upset with a certain group of people and they're gonna pay a big price for that," he added.


President Trump is understandably frustrated by what is a common behavior in the Muslim world. Cheating and stealing? Yeah...so? But unlike his predecessors, President Trump may very well punish that behavior, which would be a novel response in the Western world. The Muslim world has come to expect the West to negotiate from a position of weakness, because they simply do not understand the Muslim mindset. While it is unclear that President Trump understands it, it is abundantly clear that he doesn't like it.

Iran expected a typical Western military campaign...a few bombs, a few missiles, and they could then get back to their strategy of obfuscation and delay while working to create a missile force that would be unstoppable.

That President Trump turned that on its head is a testament to his resolve, and his understanding of the geopolitical reality of a nuclear Iran. But most of all it is obvious that he does not trust the Iranian hierarchy, and that is a sea change in Western dealings with the Muslim world!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (N1DT3)

2 MONKEY!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (N1DT3)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (0SGkq)

4 Good thing when Muslims come to the west they leave the old ways behind right?

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (xHYkz)

5 Trump confirms U.S. sent guns to Iranian people, but says intermediary kept them

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A small cost effort to test the reliability of a group people are calling to help.

"Well, they stole the thousand handguns we sent them, so no. They can stay away."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (mdSmG)

6 Not only are lies, manipulation, and betrayal acceptable to the musselmen, they are LAUDED.

Someone who wins by treachery is considered the greatest hero to the followers of the demonic prophet. It's a sign that he was superior BECAUSE he was able to swindle, cheat, and win.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (N1DT3)

7 But most of all it is obvious that he does not trust the Iranian hierarchy, and that is a sea change in Western dealings with the Muslim world!

Hell, the Iranian PEOPLE don't trust the Iranian hierarchy, why should we?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (Riz8t)

8 Well, around 8PM tonight Trump's gonna' have to decide how he wants to proceed with the mullahs. I'd have thought by now he's realize they're not going away peacefully. Or not peacefully.

Either way, they're going to have to be dealt with.

And then... there's the IRGC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (AkEZC)

9 You know what happened? The people that we sent them to kept them."

That's called bait, kids. Ya fucked up!

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Uh88k)

10 7 But most of all it is obvious that he does not trust the Iranian hierarchy, and that is a sea change in Western dealings with the Muslim world!

Hell, the Iranian PEOPLE don't trust the Iranian hierarchy, why should we?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (Riz8t)

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Listen, bruh.

The only messages coming out of Iran right now support the regime.

It doesn't matter that 99% of the Iranian population can't access the internet. That 1% is definitely a representative sample.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (mdSmG)

11 A small cost effort to test the reliability of a group people are calling to help.

"Well, they stole the thousand handguns we sent them, so no. They can stay away."


Good point. They should have played the first few shipments straight, and then taken the heavy stuff that comes later.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)

12 "Yay, the population is still disarmed"

/Iranian hierarchy

Oh s*it!

/ same bunch about 2.5 seconds later

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (XuXeR)

13 8 Well, around 8PM tonight Trump's gonna' have to decide how he wants to proceed with the mullahs. I'd have thought by now he's realize they're not going away peacefully. Or not peacefully.

Either way, they're going to have to be dealt with.

And then... there's the IRGC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (AkEZC)

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The chief mullah is a gay guy who spent most of his recent history in London, who is at best in a coma, has only one leg, hasn't been seen in public since...London, and is actually probably dead.

It's not the mullahs.

It's the IRGC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:04 AM (mdSmG)

14 Good point. They should have played the first few shipments straight, and then taken the heavy stuff that comes later.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)

Long-term thinking doesn't exist in a third-world mindset.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:04 AM (N1DT3)

15 I'd have thought by now he's realize they're not going away peacefully. Or not peacefully."

Just as a pink mist. Like tears in the rain

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 11:04 AM (XuXeR)

16 Yeah, this is going to take boots on the ground to achieve the goal of toppling the regime and installing a government more favorable to the US.

Or we could dick around for a decade

Or even worse, cut bait and run.

Can we just take the ME and Asia and shoot them into outer space and be rid of these perennial quagmires once and for all?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM (XV/Pl)

17 Long-term thinking doesn't exist in a third-world mindset.

Apparently it doesn't exist in old Europe either. They done f***ed up when they denied us even the most basic cooperation.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

18 6 Not only are lies, manipulation, and betrayal acceptable to the musselmen, they are LAUDED.

Someone who wins by treachery is considered the greatest hero to the followers of the demonic prophet. It's a sign that he was superior BECAUSE he was able to swindle, cheat, and win.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:02 AM (N1DT3)

I don't see this as a distinguishing feature really or a particularly damning criticism. Trump bamboozled Iran's mullahs into thinking negotiations were ongoing and decapitated them. There's a reasonably strong tradition of subterfuge in the West going back to at least the Trojan Horse. Winning is what counts, not losing with honor.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 11:07 AM (nTGnD)

19 And then... there's the IRGC.

Who think it's just fine to surround their physical infrastructure with kids acting as human shields.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

20 *sotto voce* sponge

Posted by: The Sponge Whisperer at April 07, 2026 11:08 AM (eOFY+)

21
Good thing when Muslims come to the west they leave the old ways behind right?
Posted by: Heroq


They are feral, murderous children. To hear their clerics speak of women is to listen to ones who dismiss their lack of self control by foisting the guilt of their consuming lusts on the objects of it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 11:08 AM (xG4kz)

22 19 And then... there's the IRGC.

Who think it's just fine to surround their physical infrastructure with kids acting as human shields.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

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https://x.com/Osint613/status/
2041524521702764841

@Osint613
Iran Reports: Rajai Power Station, one of Iran’s largest, saw no public response to the regime’s call for a human chain; staff were forced to gather at the gate.

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If course, this is like 10 hours before the deadline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:09 AM (mdSmG)

23 Winning is what counts, not losing with honor.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 11:07 AM (nTGnD)


That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Congressional Republicans at April 07, 2026 11:09 AM (eOFY+)

24 23 That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Congressional Republicans at April 07, 2026 11:09 AM (eOFY+)

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"Losing with honor?"
-Mitch McConnell, who doesn't get it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (mdSmG)

25 A great mystery for me are those muslims that voted for Trump. Why? Definitely against their interests.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (Vpqw1)

26 8 Well, around 8PM tonight Trump's gonna' have to decide how he wants to proceed with the mullahs.

i guess we'll find out whether it's taco tuesday

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (oY6Yp)

27 25 A great mystery for me are those muslims that voted for Trump. Why? Definitely against their interests.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (Vpqw1)

======

Trump promised to end the Gaza conflict while Genocide Joe and Kamala let Israel destroy Gaza.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (mdSmG)

28 Isn't it funny how any "rules of war" that have been ever discussed apply to the US military whether or not the US ever signed on to to but Iran can use human shields, attack neutral vessels sailing in between neutral ports, and on and on?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)

29 I'd guessed it was MEK they'd sent the weapons to since Giuliani had been lobbying for them and I assumed, perhaps wrongly, that Trump still trusts Giuliani.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (lFFaq)

30 28 Isn't it funny how any "rules of war" that have been ever discussed apply to the US military whether or not the US ever signed on to to but Iran can use human shields, attack neutral vessels sailing in between neutral ports, and on and on?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)

=======

Cluster munitions directly at population centers in Israel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (mdSmG)

31 I've been thinking about something.

This Artemis mission is happening because Elon Musk laid down several markers saying "we aren't finished here, space exploration has only just begun," and it forced NASA out of its torpor and made it *do something big in space again.*

At the same time, AI (for better or worse) has forced the energy sector and government regulators out of their corporate, and brought back nuclear power science. I feel this keenly because I live in the region that is the beating heart of nuclear energy's bright new feature. I'm literally watching them build out all the capacity on a daily basis.

All of this began in King Trump's first glorious regnancy. From a technology standpoint, he has strong armed the US government into turning the clock back 60 years. It's probably the mist concrete example of MAGA he can point to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:11 AM (BI5O2)

32 Long-term thinking doesn't exist in a third-world mindset.




Supposedly there is no word for maintenance in African languages.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:12 AM (xHYkz)

33 It seems lefties don't believe anything Muslims say.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 07, 2026 11:12 AM (z7rHe)

34 All of this began in King Trump's first glorious regnancy. From a technology standpoint, he has strong armed the US government into turning the clock back 60 years. It's probably the mist concrete example of MAGA he can point to.

So you want to give that madman nuclear weapons?

Posted by: The average lefty at April 07, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)

35 I don't see this as a distinguishing feature really or a particularly damning criticism. Trump bamboozled Iran's mullahs into thinking negotiations were ongoing and decapitated them. There's a reasonably strong tradition of subterfuge in the West going back to at least the Trojan Horse. Winning is what counts, not losing with honor.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 11:07 AM (nTGnD)

So, Pearl Harbor happened and the American opinion was "well-played!"?

In war, trickery is expected and, in fact, laudable.

It's the "in war" part. Musselmen do it to people that thought they were allies.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:13 AM (N1DT3)

36 Good point. They should have played the first few shipments straight, and then taken the heavy stuff that comes later.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)

Long term thinking is hard for humans already. Islam seems to make it impossible.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 11:13 AM (lFFaq)

37 A great mystery for me are those muslims that voted for Trump. Why? Definitely against their interests.
Posted by: CTHillary

My brother back in Michigan saw some Muslim guy being interviewed. The guy was asked why he supported Trump and he responded because he wanted peace in the ME and he thought Trump would bring that.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:13 AM (77rzZ)

38 23 Winning is what counts, not losing with honor.
That's just crazy talk.

The only thing necessary for Evil to prosper is for GOOD MEN to do Absolutely Nothing. LIBs Reward the guilty, they Punish the Innocent, they CHAMPION the mediocre, the Unworthy, the DEPRAVED on the basis of their depravity.

This is no accident, they know Greater Evil always destroys its maker -- for them, give them Convenience or Give them DEATH... they will always choose both for the privilege of taking you with them, to appease the crocodile that it eat them last.

LET'S GO BRANDON.
History will not miss them when they are gone.
And after we finish with the enablers, Brennan, America250 can move on into the future.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 11:14 AM (K9ch3)

39 Kudos to the rescuers. Now, there's an alternative theory that it was really a botched uranium, grab.


The WSO is a colonel?
DoD did not send in the PJs who were explicitly tasked and trained for rescue missions?
Little birds instead of black hawks?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 07, 2026 11:14 AM (0/b2/)

40 "we aren't finished here, space exploration has only just begun," and it forced NASA out of its torpor and made it *do something big in space again.*

And you know how much we like doing re-makes!

Posted by: Hollywood at April 07, 2026 11:14 AM (Uh88k)

41 So, Pearl Harbor happened and the American opinion was "well-played!"?

In war, trickery is expected and, in fact, laudable.

It's the "in war" part.


TBF, the original idea was that the Japs would declare war just before the attack, but because of some difficulties in translation or something, the attack happened before the declaration. The Jap ambassadors were supposedly mortified at the screwup.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

42 John McCain’s middle name losing with honor.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (xHYkz)

43 > It's not the mullahs.

It's the IRGC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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I think so too. They're rabidly violent Islamists who hate about everyone not IRGC. And they'll likely melt back into society when beaten back and cause trouble.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (AkEZC)

44 If it goes down tonight, it will only take a few hours before some harumphing lib starts shouting about "never before seen war crimes". And the ghost of General Curtis Lemay will tap him on the shoulder and tell him this is how it's done.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:16 AM (gm9Sb)

45 Can we just take the ME and Asia and shoot them into outer space and be rid of these perennial quagmires once and for all?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM

Yeah, tell us about it.

Posted by: Every Western Empire since Alexander at April 07, 2026 11:16 AM (Ue4m3)

46 Bottom line?

For Humanity's sake, I just want Islam gone. Forever.


I mean, we hate Nazis, right? So why can't we say we hate Islam?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (dmDsy)

47 ♫ Hello Mullah, Hello Fatwa ♬

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (Vpqw1)

48 Thx CBD. .
As l said yesterday the mullahs are apocalyptic lunatics who if they think they are going down will take the Iranian people and everyone else around with them. The ain't going easy. Kill every mullah and IRGC member

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (19SAM)

49 44 If it goes down tonight, it will only take a few hours before some harumphing lib starts shouting about "never before seen war crimes". And the ghost of General Curtis Lemay will tap him on the shoulder and tell him this is how it's done.

It's already started.

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around today to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom that our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's really an indictment not just of the electorate but of our whole system of government. We're ruled by a mad king.

https://is.gd/5NP1Vm

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

50 TBF, the original idea was that the Japs would declare war just before the attack, but because of some difficulties in translation or something, the attack happened before the declaration. The Jap ambassadors were supposedly mortified at the screwup.
Posted by: Archimedes

Something similar happened when the Japs attacked the Russian navy in Port Arthur in 1904. They did declare war before the attack, but some comms snafu resulted in the Russians not getting word of it until after the attack.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)

51 TBF, the original idea was that the Japs would declare war just before the attack, but because of some difficulties in translation or something, the attack happened before the declaration. The Jap ambassadors were supposedly mortified at the screwup.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

I think it was actually even some time-zone issues, but Japan didn't mean to attack without declaring war.

But that screw up really lit the fire under the Americans because they DID sneak attack under the guise of peace, even if they didn't mean to.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (N1DT3)

52 39 Kudos to the rescuers. Now, there's an alternative theory that it was really a botched uranium, grab.


The WSO is a colonel?
DoD did not send in the PJs who were explicitly tasked and trained for rescue missions?
Little birds instead of black hawks?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 07, 2026 11:14 AM (0/b2/)

Misdirection in all ways?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:18 AM (tOcjL)

53 Them left has always been anti-American of course. But in previous wars they still kinda pretended they were on the American side, they just disagreed with the methods whatever.

Now in 2026 they’re straight up openly cheering for Iran. The media, elected Democrats, Hollywood all of it.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:18 AM (xHYkz)

54 43 I think so too. They're rabidly violent Islamists who hate about everyone not IRGC. And they'll likely melt back into society when beaten back and cause trouble.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:15 AM (AkEZC)

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And they've been calling in their proxies from Iraq for more than a week.

And Israel has been bombing the convoys of militias crossing the border at the same time.

Calling in reserves when there's literally no sign of a ground invasion happening (it takes...a lot to prep that especially on the other side of the globe). Internal cohesion is gone and they've resorted to outright and active oppression of the people. It's the only thing they have left in their arsenal besides rolling out individual missile launchers and firing single digits of missiles a night (they fired one last night at Saudi Arabia...1).

And I suspect that the remaining IRGC leadership (like Ahmad Vahidim, current IRGC chief) are very high targets that Israel and the US have been trying to take out for weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:18 AM (mdSmG)

55 44 If it goes down tonight, it will only take a few hours before some harumphing lib starts shouting about "never before seen war crimes". And the ghost of General Curtis Lemay will tap him on the shoulder and tell him this is how it's done.

It's already started.


See also,
Senator Merkley from Oregon said that taking out mixed use infrastructure like bridges and power plants would be war crimes and suggested as well that soldiers in the US Army need not follow orders such as that.

https://is.gd/YcP2Xt

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:19 AM (Riz8t)

56 Isn't it funny how any "rules of war" that have been ever discussed apply to the US military whether or not the US ever signed on to to but Iran can use human shields, attack neutral vessels sailing in between neutral ports, and on and on?

Posted by: 18-1


Hmm, I should write a book about that...

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at April 07, 2026 11:19 AM (moGJJ)

57 49 I feel sick to my stomach waiting around today to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom that our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's really an indictment not just of the electorate but of our whole system of government. We're ruled by a mad king.

https://is.gd/5NP1Vm

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

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"I care so much about the Iranian people, but the Iranian people who say that the Islamic Republic killed tens of thousands of people in country a couple of months ago are just Zionist puppets."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:19 AM (mdSmG)

58 9/11 was over twenty years ago and as a nation, we still don't understand Islam.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 11:20 AM (NR6c1)

59 I feel sick to my stomach waiting around today to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening.



My 3 year old son has been sobbing all morning thinking about it.
- LinkedIn posts, probably

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:20 AM (xHYkz)

60 And they've been calling in their proxies from Iraq for more than a week.

And Israel has been bombing the convoys of militias crossing the border at the same time.

Calling in reserves when there's literally no sign of a ground invasion happening (it takes...a lot to prep that especially on the other side of the globe). Internal cohesion is gone and they've resorted to outright and active oppression of the people. It's the only thing they have left in their arsenal besides rolling out individual missile launchers and firing single digits of missiles a night (they fired one last night at Saudi Arabia...1).

And I suspect that the remaining IRGC leadership (like Ahmad Vahidim, current IRGC chief) are very high targets that Israel and the US have been trying to take out for weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:18 AM (mdSmG)

It's a long-known authoritarian tactic to bring in outside enforcers who are more willing to kill the local populace than locals are.

Venezuela similarly did that with the Cubans.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:21 AM (N1DT3)

61 Methinks the Mullah's have met their match with Trump. Vikings are a lot like Muzzies but smarter.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)

62 60 It's a long-known authoritarian tactic to bring in outside enforcers who are more willing to kill the local populace than locals are.

Venezuela similarly did that with the Cubans.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:21 AM (N1DT3)

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An already oppressive regime suddenly calling in its foreign proxies for more oppression?

No clearer sign that Iran is cleaning America's clock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (mdSmG)

63 TBF, the original idea was that the Japs would declare war just before the attack, but because of some difficulties in translation or something, the attack happened before the declaration. The Jap ambassadors were supposedly mortified at the screwup.
Posted by: Archimedes


They can go fuck themselves.
10 minute warning doesn't mean shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (0SGkq)

64 9/11 was over twenty years ago and as a nation, we still don't understand Islam.

Posted by: NR Pax


So far as MultiCulti GloboHomo is concerned, that's Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (OUMaO)

65 the Iranian people who say that the Islamic Republic killed tens of thousands of people in country a couple of months ago are just Zionist puppets



it is absolutely infuriating to see how completely disconnected so many of you are from the actual mood of the people inside Iran.

Do not lose your nerve. Do not be afraid.

The narrative you are seeing right now is a complete illusion.

The voices currently being amplified online are fake, manipulated, and engineered by the cyber army of this cannibalistic regime.

They have locked us in a digital prison and severed our connection to the world specifically so they can control the narrative and project a false sense of fear and submission.

We are not cowering in the dark. We are watching a dying terrorist syndicate thrash in its final days.

Do not judge the resolve of the Iranian people based on the fabricated noise of our captors.


https://is.gd/6vVq88

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

66
Firebombing of Tokyo.

Firebombing of Dresden.

Firebombing of Hamburg.

Two atomic bombings - that only spared Kyoto itself because Stimson lacked the nerve for it. I'd have greenlit that shit without blinking.

There were many, many more less gigantic but very brutal air actions executed by the Allies, all within the same basic framework of phony international laws we have today.

I doubt Trump has anything like those in mind for Iran. People need to get some fucking perspective.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)

67 66 I doubt Trump has anything like those in mind for Iran. People need to get some fucking perspective.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)

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This from the people who say that there's a current genocide of trans people because some state governments insist on their actual sex listed on their drivers licenses?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:24 AM (mdSmG)

68 9/11 was over twenty years ago and as a nation, we still don't understand Islam.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 11:20 AM (NR6c1)

The founders didn't, at first.

But they had to learn and figured out pretty fast how to deal with them. ("...to the shores of Tripoli")

But we're ruled by incompetent "elites" assured of their own moral and intellectual superiority that think Islam is just like Christianity, just possibly superior because it's populated by mostly "brown-ish" people. (Never mind that Arabs are "white", they are sufficiently "exotic".)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (N1DT3)

69 Vikings are a lot like Muzzies but smarter.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)

——————

It’s true that the muzzies will also never win a Super Bowl.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (u73oe)

70 It's not the mullahs.

It's the IRGC.


Whichever it is, they don't behave rationally. Someone else behaves rationally. I hope we learn who it is.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (ReYtg)

71 Well, if the Maduro op was any indication, we've got some technology to take down entire power grids (like we did in Caracas) so, perhaps, it won't necessarily be a huge carpet bombing exercise over Tehran.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (AkEZC)

72 I see the left is doubling down on the notion that the US should not have spent the resources to rescue the pilots from the downed jet.

Well they will say anything to advance the narrative I suspect this is their real belief as well

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (sKqQm)

73 When everything is a genocide nothing is a genocide.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (xHYkz)

74 But most of all it is obvious that he does not trust the Iranian hierarchy

But that has to be generalized to the entire Moslem hierarchy or failure is assured by their 'long game.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (So85e)

75 Screw 'em. Democrats, I mean.

Iranians should get whatever they ask for, bombs or peace. They know the peace terms.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (zsf2n)

76 71 Well, if the Maduro op was any indication, we've got some technology to take down entire power grids (like we did in Caracas) so, perhaps, it won't necessarily be a huge carpet bombing exercise over Tehran.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (AkEZC)

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Taking out individual substations and any sort of power equipment feeding directly into government buildings and, in particular, military bases will put a lot of the country into darkness AND be reasonably easy to repair over a few weeks/months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:26 AM (mdSmG)

77 74 But most of all it is obvious that he does not trust the Iranian hierarchy

But that has to be generalized to the entire Moslem hierarchy or failure is assured by their 'long game.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (So85e)

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It's all about finding that one IRGC colonel who prioritizes getting peed on by hookers more than dying for the 12th imam (or what the fuck ever), and then clearing the deck for him being in charge through the judicious application of bacon and missiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:27 AM (mdSmG)

78 Well, if the Maduro op was any indication, we've got some technology to take down entire power grids (like we did in Caracas) so, perhaps, it won't necessarily be a huge carpet bombing exercise over Tehran.

The notion of protecting your power grid by putting human shields around the power station is absurd, because:
1) smart bombs are very precise, so unless the kids are on top of the generators, it won't work
2) one could just take out the transmission lines. Anyone who then tries to repair the lines gets pink misted.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

79 29 I'd guessed it was MEK they'd sent the weapons to since Giuliani had been lobbying for them and I assumed, perhaps wrongly, that Trump still trusts Giuliani.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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Kurds in Iran. Trump said this earlier. Apparently these particular Kurds (depending on who you believe are separatists) stole both the US firearms and Starlink terminals for resale and some of both ended up with IRGC. This group was used apparently starting from months ago and proved to be treacherous as the opposition in cities never received what they were supposed to get.

For the most part, the US has had an idealized ideal of the Kurds as noble opposition fighters due to mutual opposition to Iraqi central government whereas in reality, and from behavior in Europe and other Middle Eastern countries from Turkey, Syria, and Iran, they behave par for the course for Muslims and the Middle East.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:27 AM (E4rtv)

80 49, it never stops ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 11:28 AM (MIIRH)

81 I see the left is doubling down on the notion that the US should not have spent the resources to rescue the pilots from the downed jet.

Well they will say anything to advance the narrative I suspect this is their real belief as well
Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (sKqQm)

The left thinks that every effort must be spent to avoid killing criminals who are threatening citizens or police officers. Because they are only criminals because society forced them into it.

And zero effort must be spent to save soldiers fighting for our nation's safety. Because they chose to put themselves in harm's way.

Not surprisingly, the left is exactly backwards of morality.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)

82 In this area we get a chuckle about one aspect of the Maduro grab. Fort Smith trains F35 pilots and ground crews, and it gets plenty noisy around here. The helos used in the Maduro op were quieted down to about 100 db, but still not good enough. F35s buzzed the hell out of Caracas to drown out the helo noise.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:29 AM (gm9Sb)

83 75 Screw 'em. Democrats, I mean.

Iranians should get whatever they ask for, bombs or peace. They know the peace terms.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 11:25 AM (zsf2n)

Maybe, just maybe, America will grow to like this taste of winning.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (N39Ws)

84 The notion of protecting your power grid by putting human shields around the power station is absurd, because:
1) smart bombs are very precise, so unless the kids are on top of the generators, it won't work
2) one could just take out the transmission lines. Anyone who then tries to repair the lines gets pink misted.
Posted by: Archimedes
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I have come to the conclusion that Muslim society in general is run by theater kids--same as their leftist counterparts behave in the West. Pie in the sky idiocy becuz they are the chosen ones, vicious to anyone challenging their utopian ideals, and believing anything is allowed for the right cause.

Both are anti civilizational.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)

85 He got scammed by Kurds? The same Kurds he betrayed in his first term that led to a bunch of deaths?

So, he hates Obama but he is doing what Obama did, and he's doing things he warned us Obama would do, but didn't. Mkay. Fast and furious, White House Correspondent Dinner, the tan suit...Obama lives rent free in his head.

He doesn't hate Obama he want to be Obama: successful, smart, loved by people, loved by his wife. So he destroy all things done by Obama and try to do it better, but he obviously can't since he is a moron.

the whole “iran killed 50k protestors” is a CIA/Mossad op, both starting/provoking them and using it as a talking point. Anyone who believed it is dumb as hell, or a hasbara op

Maybe he should get the fox news correspondent Oliver North's opinion on how best to run guns to iran.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (JCZqz)

86 69 Vikings are a lot like Muzzies but smarter.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)

——————

It’s true that the muzzies will also never win a Super Bowl.
--------------
Same is true for the Chargers, Lions, Texans, Bills, Cardinals, Bengals, Falcons, Panthers, Titans, Jaguars and Browns.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (n17eQ)

87 But that has to be generalized to the entire Moslem hierarchy or failure is assured by their 'long game.

This made me think of:
But you can't hold an entire hierarchy responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole hierarchical system? And if the whole hierarchical system is to blame, then is this not an indictment of our Moslem system in general? I put it to you, Greg! Isn't this an indictment of our entire Iranian society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth Iran and Islam!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (Riz8t)

88 85 the whole “iran killed 50k protestors” is a CIA/Mossad op, both starting/provoking them and using it as a talking point. Anyone who believed it is dumb as hell, or a hasbara op

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (JCZqz)

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Damn...on point I was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:31 AM (mdSmG)

89 82 In this area we get a chuckle about one aspect of the Maduro grab. Fort Smith trains F35 pilots and ground crews, and it gets plenty noisy around here. The helos used in the Maduro op were quieted down to about 100 db, but still not good enough. F35s buzzed the hell out of Caracas to drown out the helo noise.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:29 AM (gm9Sb)

Thinking about that -- it's genius in simplicity. Always focused on being silent, and here we make a huge ruckus to hide. Genius tactics.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 11:31 AM (N39Ws)

90 The left thinks that every effort must be spent to avoid killing criminals who are threatening citizens or police officers. Because they are only criminals because society forced them into it.

And zero effort must be spent to save soldiers fighting for our nation's safety. Because they chose to put themselves in harm's way.

Not surprisingly, the left is exactly backwards of morality.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)

My dad always said (especially after we, his kids, each got in our 1st car accident), "stuff doesn't matter, people do"...we probably cost my dad a lot of money, but he'd tell you every penny was worth it b/c we all walked away from the accidents...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:31 AM (tOcjL)

91 85, the delusion just gets deeper as time passes, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (MIIRH)

92 Not surprisingly, the left is exactly backwards of morality.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Yep. Core values of the left are not compatible with civilization as we know it. They want power over others to be despots and modern day aristos. By any means possible.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)

93 2) one could just take out the transmission lines. Anyone who then tries to repair the lines gets pink misted.

Or, you know, spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

94 It seems everything we were told about Iran is wrong. Shocker. It's not the mullahs who were running things. The ayatollah is dead and his successor is in a coma or dead too. This isn't a theocracy. It's just another fascist military dictatorship, this one run by the IRGC. The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

95 >>> 86 69 Vikings are a lot like Muzzies but smarter.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)

——————

It’s true that the muzzies will also never win a Super Bowl.
--------------
Same is true for the Chargers, Lions, Texans, Bills, Cardinals, Bengals, Falcons, Panthers, Titans, Jaguars and Browns.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (n17eQ)

*cough*

"Baltimore Ravens"

Posted by: and Bawlmer can stop fcking whining about the Colts at April 07, 2026 11:33 AM (9vFyc)

96 We also have bombs that just spew out lots of carbon fiber ribbons that float down and land across conductors that shouldn't be electrically bonded together, shorting out large swaths of grid without actually destroying the equipment.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:33 AM (oqH4h)

97 78 Well, if the Maduro op was any indication...
The notion of protecting your power grid by putting human shields around the power station is absurd, ...

LIB Strategic Insanity is absurd, yet it is heeded; this is the Reason why.
https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience

while conscience allows us to understand ordinary crimes, it blinds us before the most extraordinary ones.
...
the more brazen and relentless one's acts of brutality, the more likely it is that one will be allowed a second chance, and find even powerful men of conscience coming to one's door offering to forget, to forgive and to give forgiveness a bad name.
---
But What the Deliberately Evil (LIBs) refuse to realize is The Good can employ the same tactic, to defeat and destroy evil via a different Kind of Evil.

Like it or not, the world is now ready for such a demonstration -- a retrospect only too obvious.

LET'S GO BRANDON.
PITY For the Guilty is Treason to the Innocent.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 11:33 AM (K9ch3)

98 Same is true for the Chargers, Lions, Texans, Bills, Cardinals, Bengals, Falcons, Panthers, Titans, Jaguars and Browns.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (n17eQ)

At least one of those predictions will be wrong.

But it won't be for the Lions. /sad trombone

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:33 AM (N1DT3)

99 94 It seems everything we were told about Iran is wrong. Shocker. It's not the mullahs who were running things. The ayatollah is dead and his successor is in a coma or dead too. This isn't a theocracy. It's just another fascist military dictatorship, this one run by the IRGC. The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

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I don't dismiss the idea that the IRGC loves the idea of threatening Europe with nuclear weapons, though.

Until Notre Dame is a mosque, that is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:34 AM (mdSmG)

100 This isn't a theocracy. It's just another fascist military dictatorship, this one run by the IRGC. The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Valerie Jarret hardest hit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 11:34 AM (Dv3i1)

101 It seems everything we were told about Iran is wrong. Shocker. It's not the mullahs who were running things. The ayatollah is dead and his successor is in a coma or dead too. This isn't a theocracy. It's just another fascist military dictatorship, this one run by the IRGC. The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.

It is my understanding that the mullahs WERE running things, much to the IRGC's displeasure, however the mullah's current state of extreme dispersion has made it difficult for them to maintain a grip on power, so the IRGC has effectively seized power.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

102 89 A little OT. The Polish Air Force was hosted here for training, and they seemed to have a real Sierra Hotel mentality, like wheels in the well feet off the ground. Now the Finnish Air Force is here, saying hold my beer.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:35 AM (gm9Sb)

103 Trump Ends Obama Climate Regulations and Finalizes Massive Deregulation

Zeldin followed up with another update. “The first step (BETTER VENTING): The Trump EPA clarified to manufacturers last summer that gas cans can have self-closing vents that restore smoother fuel flow,” the EPA administrator wrote. “The next, bigger step (NOZZLE DESIGN): To have the Consumer Product Safety Commission fix the ABSURDLY designed nozzle, Congress will need to pass legislation to change federal law. It shouldn’t take 3 hands and 5 minutes to pour gas out of a gas can!”

... Free At Last, Free At Last, God Almighty Free At Last

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (RHGPo)

104 The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 07, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
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I'd contend that Islam itself is just a cover for bog-standard fascism and has been for centuries.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (oqH4h)

105 This is much like fighting the 3rd Reich in 1945; by now the few intelligent ones know they've already lost, but they're going to force us to annihilate them before they give up. They don't think we have the nerve to do it.

And based on the last 50 years of military activities by the US, that's a reasonable assessment. We won't get deterrence back until we prove we're willing to go all the way without backing down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (/QdgR)

106 https://instapundit.com/787982/

APRIL 7, 2026
MASSIVE RESISTANCE: Universities plan 'private,' 'intimate' grad ceremonies for illegal alien students with restricted access.
Posted at 10:00 am by Glenn Reynolds
==

Raid these cvnts.

Posted by: paging Tom Homan at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (9vFyc)

107 This isn't a theocracy. It's just another fascist military dictatorship, this one run by the IRGC. The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

What's important is that they are a peaceful, stabilizing presence in the region, single-handedly keeping the colonialist ambitions of Israel in check.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)

108 Biting the Trump hand is non-smart behavior. No soup for them.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (cS1cw)

109 103 Trump Ends Obama Climate Regulations and Finalizes Massive Deregulation

Zeldin followed up with another update. “The first step (BETTER VENTING): The Trump EPA clarified to manufacturers last summer that gas cans can have self-closing vents that restore smoother fuel flow,” the EPA administrator wrote. “The next, bigger step (NOZZLE DESIGN): To have the Consumer Product Safety Commission fix the ABSURDLY designed nozzle, Congress will need to pass legislation to change federal law. It shouldn’t take 3 hands and 5 minutes to pour gas out of a gas can!”

... Free At Last, Free At Last, God Almighty Free At Last

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (RHGPo)

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And, remember, new regulations are judicial reviewable according to the post-Chevron world as outlined in the new precedent Loper.

A new Democrat president trying to get this stuff back on the books will be slowed down massively by outside groups suing to stop them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (mdSmG)

110 95 >>> 86 69 Vikings are a lot like Muzzies but smarter.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)

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It’s true that the muzzies will also never win a Super Bowl.
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Same is true for the Chargers, Lions, Texans, Bills, Cardinals, Bengals, Falcons, Panthers, Titans, Jaguars and Browns.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (n17eQ)

*cough*
"Baltimore Ravens"
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Its true the Cleveland Browns won a SB, but they were named the Ravens we they finally did it. During the 40s/50s the Browns were the exemplar of Pro Football. I have Paul Brown's autograph. So I have that going for me.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (n17eQ)

111 A little OT. The Polish Air Force was hosted here for training, and they seemed to have a real Sierra Hotel mentality, like wheels in the well feet off the ground. Now the Finnish Air Force is here, saying hold my beer.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:35 AM (gm9Sb)

I'm sorry, but my military jargon is apparently not advanced enough for this smart military blog...

Sierra Hotel mentality?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (N1DT3)

112 107 What's important is that they are a peaceful, stabilizing presence in the region, single-handedly keeping the colonialist ambitions of Israel in check.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)

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*wakes up from coma I fell into in 2022*

What the fuck are you talking about? Tucker always talks about how dangerous Islam is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (mdSmG)

113 Oh another thing I see the left stirring on is a complaint is religious institutions own too much land in the US that could be used to instead build housing.

How about we just keep sending the illegals home instead? 20-40M fewer illegals means a lot more housing for Americans. There are about 25M legal aliens too who could be sent home as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:38 AM (sKqQm)

114 It's all about finding that one IRGC colonel who prioritizes getting peed on by hookers more than dying for the 12th imam (or what the fuck ever), and then clearing the deck for him being in charge through the judicious application of bacon and missiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I don't think it is possible anymore. The IRGC higher ups fear their own people killing them for what they have done for decades in Iran. It is not just the 40-50k killed now but probably the numbers are well over 100k in the last twenty years or so. Quite a civilian bloodletting in 2009 Green Revolution as well. That is the stakes for the IRGC commanders and they have few choices to vacate (except mebbe flee to Afghanistan for an uncertain future).

The IRGC regime members have already pissed the Gulf States off enough that their money and peeps are not welcome in those nations.

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:38 AM (E4rtv)

115 Oh another thing I see the left stirring on is a complaint is religious institutions own too much land in the US that could be used to instead build housing.


I did NOT have the left cosplaying as Henry VIII on my bingo card.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

116 90 The left thinks that every effort must be spent to avoid killing criminals who are threatening citizens or police officers. Because they are only criminals because society forced them into it.
_____

Never threaten a criminal while he is ransacking your house. Tell him where the really good stuff is so he'll leave sooner. If you bend over for the criminal, he may be less likely to cause mayhem to you or your loved ones with your kitchen knives. We don't have any studies on this, but come on, the criminal is really just a poor lad badly treated by society.
- England

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (Dv3i1)

117 I'm sorry, but my military jargon is apparently not advanced enough for this smart military blog...

Sierra Hotel mentality?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:37 AM (N1DT3)
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Sierra Hotel = SH in NATO alphabet
Shorthand for "Shit hot"

Maverick in the original Top Gun. Cowboy, buckaroo attitude but with a fighter jet strapped to your butt.

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (oqH4h)

118 Fortunately we can depend on Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain and Oman.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (GPa4z)

119 OT: Matcha is kind of disgusting. The package suggested trying it in milk. Ok. Kind of a green broccoli tasting milk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)

120 I'd contend that Islam itself is just a cover for bog-standard fascism and has been for centuries.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM (oqH4h)

Since mohammed (piss be upon him) changed the "revelations" that he was "given" whenever he needed to conquer a new people or take a woman he wanted, I'm pretty sure Islam was a just a scam for authoritarianism from the start.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (N1DT3)

121 Valerie Jarret hardest hit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

You know who was hit harder?

Posted by: Zombie Ayatollah Ali Khamenei at April 07, 2026 11:40 AM (JCZqz)

122 Dr. Vin Gupta
@VinGuptaMD

Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.

Developing and worsening gradually over time.

The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.

... did he consult with Bandy X Lee ?

ChauncytheGardner
@chauncythe_g
Replying to @VinGuptaMD

But you claimed Biden was in top form. A mental giant right up to being kicked to the curb after his slackjawed, stuttering, cloud cuckoo land debate performance. You're a broken toy with zero credibility.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 11:40 AM (RHGPo)

123 119 OT: Matcha is kind of disgusting. The package suggested trying it in milk. Ok. Kind of a green broccoli tasting milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)

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Match green tea from Haagen Das is good.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 07, 2026 11:40 AM (GPa4z)

124
Senator Merkley from Oregon said that taking out mixed use infrastructure like bridges and power plants would be war crimes and suggested as well that soldiers in the US Army need not follow orders such as that.

Has Mark Kelly given us his opinion lately?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 11:41 AM (Cqx++)

125 “The next, bigger step (NOZZLE DESIGN): To have the Consumer Product Safety Commission fix the ABSURDLY designed nozzle, Congress will need to pass legislation to change federal law. It shouldn’t take 3 hands and 5 minutes to pour gas out of a gas can!”

Just DELETE the friggin' law. I'm sure we can 'design a gas can' all by ourselves.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 11:41 AM (ReYtg)

126 Sierra Hotel = SH in NATO alphabet
Shorthand for "Shit hot"

Must be an Air Force thing? Never heard it in the Army.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 07, 2026 11:41 AM (JCZqz)

127 But that screw up really lit the fire under the Americans because they DID sneak attack under the guise of peace, even if they didn't mean to.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:17 AM (N1DT3)
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Yeah - and when the carriers weren't there Yamamoto already knew the Japanese were toast, plus we were pissed off. He knew we would outbuild them in no time. The amount of material we produced during WWII was amazing. A lot of dying took place before the inevitable occurred, but thank goodness we blew the shit out of those two towns with nukes to save the millions who would have died in an invasion.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 07, 2026 11:41 AM (GZYu7)

128 119 OT: Matcha is kind of disgusting. The package suggested trying it in milk. Ok. Kind of a green broccoli tasting milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)

Matcha enjoys sweetness more than dairy...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM (tOcjL)

129 It's just another fascist military dictatorship, this one run by the IRGC. The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Pretty much true. The mullahs were the front men and religion was the excuse for brutal control by the IRGC and their Basiji. In reality, something like 40-50 percent of Iran's economy was ran and owned by the IRGC and its commanders. Distributed despotism by a corrupt aristocratic class (as demonstrated by their spawn liking living the high life in the US and other Western nations).

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM (E4rtv)

130 Maverick in the original Top Gun. Cowboy, buckaroo attitude but with a fighter jet strapped to your butt.
Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (oqH4h)

Ah, thank you. I got that it was something "SH" but didn't get the metaphor.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM (N1DT3)

131 OT: Matcha is kind of disgusting. The package suggested trying it in milk. Ok. Kind of a green broccoli tasting milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)

Philistine

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:43 AM (N1DT3)

132 Fast and furious, White House Correspondent Dinner, the tan suit...Obama lives rent free in his head.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


Somebody is living rent free in somebody's head but I don't think it's Obama.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM (vTZFs)

133 129 It's just another fascist military dictatorship, this one run by the IRGC. The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
========
Pretty much true. The mullahs were the front men and religion was the excuse for brutal control by the IRGC and their Basiji. In reality, something like 40-50 percent of Iran's economy was ran and owned by the IRGC and its commanders. Distributed despotism by a corrupt aristocratic class (as demonstrated by their spawn liking living the high life in the US and other Western nations).
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM (E4rtv)

Thus, why I think ending the war might involve taking their livelihood away - til you do, they have too much to lose to give up. Once they've lost it, then they might quit...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM (tOcjL)

134 the whole “iran killed 50k protestors” is a CIA/Mossad op, both starting/provoking them and using it as a talking point. Anyone who believed it is dumb as hell, or a hasbara op

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 11:30 AM (JCZqz)

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I blame Erika Kirk.

/

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (TbhYO)

135 A lot of dying took place before the inevitable occurred, but thank goodness we blew the shit out of those two towns with nukes to save the millions who would have died in an invasion.
Posted by: Black JEM

We didn't have to invade or drop the bomb! The war was already over, and Japan beaten! The cities weren't military targets....bombing them was a war crime!!!

Posted by: Lefty Retard at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (JCZqz)

136 I can't play a YT clip now without getting an ad supporting the VA gerrymander (We marched in the streets! Really? In 2026?) The only thing more annoying is the other pro-gerrymandering ad featuring the Lightbringer. His voice is enough to make me want to throw my laptop out the window.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (Riz8t)

137 Back from the vet. Ralphy is good.

The news channels don't have any new updates.

And I read the content! We've all seen this before. A ceasefire with Israel means time to rearm. We all know that. I think it's the domestic pressures that 'force' the leaders to stop.

Until this time.

And I'm thinking the goat I just bought from Mohammad Abdul may not be a virgin after all. Even after he gave me his word it was safe to eat.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (Sco7b)

138 134 I blame Erika Kirk.

/

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (TbhYO)

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"Splooge."
-Candace

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (mdSmG)

139 136 I can't play a YT clip now without getting an ad supporting the VA gerrymander (We marched in the streets! Really? In 2026?) The only thing more annoying is the other pro-gerrymandering ad featuring the Lightbringer. His voice is enough to make me want to throw my laptop out the window.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:45 AM (Riz8t)

They have to spend the 54-1 advantage somehow...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:46 AM (tOcjL)

140 This is much like fighting the 3rd Reich in 1945; by now the few intelligent ones know they've already lost, but they're going to force us to annihilate them before they give up. They don't think we have the nerve to do it.

And based on the last 50 years of military activities by the US, that's a reasonable assessment. We won't get deterrence back until we prove we're willing to go all the way without backing down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 11:36 AM


You are 100% correct, they are going to go down to the wire just like the nazi's did in 1945. During the siege of berlin the ss and gestapo were still hanging people for "defeatism" when everyone knew it was over.


The irgc is going to do the same and they are going to have to be rooted out from wherever they are hiding and killed before this can end the way Trump wants it to. It is extremely doubtful that the iranian people are going to rise up and overthrow the regime no matter how much we wish it would happen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2026 11:46 AM (0N4FZ)

141 I can't play a YT clip now without getting an ad supporting the VA gerrymander (We marched in the streets! Really? In 2026?) The only thing more annoying is the other pro-gerrymandering ad featuring the Lightbringer. His voice is enough to make me want to throw my laptop out the window.

It is funny that every blue state is heavily gerrymandered - VA is going to be like New England if this goes through, but you still get assholes like the GOPe in IN arguing that gerrymandering back is wrong

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 11:46 AM (sKqQm)

142 Somebody is living rent free in somebody's head but I don't think it's Obama.
Posted by: Oddbob

I was living rent-free in his house until the "accident."

Posted by: Obama's Zombie, water-logged Chef at April 07, 2026 11:47 AM (JCZqz)

143 Angel Reese traded to Atlanta to play with Brett Griner.

The Mebound & Hebound Show.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:47 AM (0SGkq)

144 Fast and furious, White House Correspondent Dinner, the tan suit...Obama lives rent free in his head.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Somebody is living rent free in somebody's head but I don't think it's Obama.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM (vTZFs)

I'm still amazed that the left has this myth that the TAN SUIT was a big deal for those on the right.

WE aren't the ones obsessed with appearances. I didn't care at the time and I still don't care. Maybe the GOPe might have been aghast, but teapartiers/MAGA people never cared. Show up in a Hawaiian shirt for all I care. I care that the bastard worsened race relations, destroyed our healthcare system, stole the 2020 and 2012 elections, and attempted to steal the 2016 and 2024 elections.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:48 AM (N1DT3)

145 OT: Matcha is kind of disgusting. The package suggested trying it in milk. Ok. Kind of a green broccoli tasting milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The only time I tried matcha, courtesy of my Argentinian BiL, I thought it was disgusting.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:48 AM (77rzZ)

146 You know you want to. You want to nuke all of Iran. Kill 92 million people.

You know you want to. Admit it. Quit pussyfooting around.

Just do it.

https://tinyurl.com/427jhjz7

Posted by: Rabbi Schmuley and his dildos for sale at April 07, 2026 11:48 AM (vcOmj)

147 We didn't have to invade or drop the bomb! The war was already over, and Japan beaten! The cities weren't military targets....bombing them was a war crime!!!
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Meh. Japan's army was all over China. As it worked out toasting a couple of cities forced the Emperor to surrender thus ending all hostilities in China. Then the Russians joined the war by seizing Kuril Islands and southern Sakhalin.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 11:48 AM (n17eQ)

148 144 Fast and furious, White House Correspondent Dinner, the tan suit...Obama lives rent free in his head.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

======

The implication that people SHOULDN'T be mad about Fast and Furious, a DOJ effort to frame the American people's constitution for gun deaths in Mexico, allowed to spill over into American soil, as an effort to undermine the Constitution itself is...curious.

Why should someone not be pissy about that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:49 AM (mdSmG)

149 The founders didn't, at first.

But they had to learn and figured out pretty fast how to deal with them.


I like pointing out that Jefferson had a copy of the Koran not because he was a "YAY! MULTICULTURALISM!" kind of guy. He was responding to a threat by muslims to American ships and wanted to know how they thought.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 11:49 AM (NR6c1)

150 Nah, just the Muslims.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (bss/y)

151 149 I like pointing out that Jefferson had a copy of the Koran not because he was a "YAY! MULTICULTURALISM!" kind of guy. He was responding to a threat by muslims to American ships and wanted to know how they thought.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 11:49 AM (NR6c1)

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And the fan of the French Revolution looked at the Koran and said, "Holy fucking shit...these people need to die and stay the fuck away from America."

I read it in Shit Jefferson Said, Volume XIII.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (mdSmG)

152 And the fan of the French Revolution looked at the Koran and said, "Holy fucking shit...these people need to die and stay the fuck away from America."

I read it in Shit Jefferson Said, Volume XIII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (mdSmG)

Na uh! It was in Volume 4!*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)

153 Valerie Jarret hardest hit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Rapprochement is the answer!

Posted by: ValJar at April 07, 2026 11:51 AM (XeU6L)

154 152 And the fan of the French Revolution looked at the Koran and said, "Holy fucking shit...these people need to die and stay the fuck away from America."

I read it in Shit Jefferson Said, Volume XIII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (mdSmG)

Na uh! It was in Volume 4!*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)

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He repeated it a letter to John Quincy Adams when he was diplomat to Russia 1819.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:52 AM (mdSmG)

155 147 If the bomb wasn't dropped and the invasion deemed necessary, I wonder how many here would be around due to Dad or Grandpa being lost.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 07, 2026 11:52 AM (gm9Sb)

156 And the fan of the French Revolution looked at the Koran and said, "Holy fucking shit...these people need to die and stay the fuck away from America."

I read it in Shit Jefferson Said, Volume XIII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:50 AM (mdSmG)

Churchill sad much the same thing, translated to modern vulgar as well.

It's amazing how easily hard-won knowledge gets lost so foolish people have to learn the same lessons again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM (N1DT3)

157 156 Churchill sad much the same thing, translated to modern vulgar as well.

It's amazing how easily hard-won knowledge gets lost so foolish people have to learn the same lessons again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM (N1DT3)

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"Fuck you, assholes. Islam is peace."
-George W. Bush

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM (mdSmG)

158 Ye banned from entering UK.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (rJ48h)

159 158 Ye banned from entering UK.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (rJ48h)

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But they love dark skinned men who hate Jews.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (mdSmG)

160 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (o4MRl)

161 "Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead"

Posted by: U.S. Secretary of State John Hay at April 07, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

162 Looks like the talking point has gone out:

Candace Ovens and Aaron Rupar both making a Game of Thrones reference (so topical!) and calling Trump the Mad King.

And the left is now openly calling for soldiers to refuse any of Trump's orders.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 11:55 AM (HXT0k)

163 162 Looks like the talking point has gone out:

Candace Ovens and Aaron Rupar both making a Game of Thrones reference (so topical!) and calling Trump the Mad King.

And the left is now openly calling for soldiers to refuse any of Trump's orders.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 11:55 AM (HXT0k)

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"It's a war crime to attack roads in war! If you attack roads in war, we'll prosecute you!"

"It's not a war crime to attack roads in war, though."

"We're going to prosecute you!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:55 AM (mdSmG)

164 "Fuck you, assholes. Islam is peace."
-George W. Bush
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM

Who are you going to believe - George Bush, western politicians, academics, the mainstream news, progressives, the Hollywood elite or your own lying eyes?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 11:56 AM (Sco7b)

165 @mazemoore
·
1h
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.

She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."

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Here's a bit of Mrs. Newsom's history I didn't know.

She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)

166 How is powerplant day going?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (o4MRl)

167 I think the story of the Kurds stealing weapons sent to the Iranian population would be an excellent ruse.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (g8Ew8)

168 During the second Gulf war, I recall reading a white paper written by a British woman about the Arab world. Can't recall her name, but I think it was written in the late 1800s. Honesty is a concept they laugh at - while Bush was trying to project trustworthiness to a people who couldn't comprehend it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (w6EFb)

169 166 How is powerplant day going?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (o4MRl)

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Kurgh Island was bombed hard last night.

Israel destroyed the rail lines from Iraq into Iran and at least 8 bridges.

The actual promise of huge destruction, though, doesn't start until 8 pm tonight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (mdSmG)

170 The attack on Pearl Harbor was supposed to make the US angry. Japan knew about the American ship construction plan and knew they couldn't match it. Yamamoto was trying to replay the Russo-Japanese war by making the US angry enough to move the Atlantic fleet into the Pacific where they would be destroyed in a repeat of Tsushima. He didn't count on Nimitz.
Surprise attacks worked for them in the Sino Japanese and Russo-Japanese war, not so much in the Imjin War and WW2.

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (EcHpA)

171
133 129 It's just another fascist military dictatorship, this one run by the IRGC. The theocracy is just a cover to give some religious legitimacy to bog-standard fascism.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
========
Pretty much true. The mullahs were the front men and religion was the excuse for brutal control by the IRGC and their Basiji. In reality, something like 40-50 percent of Iran's economy was ran and owned by the IRGC and its commanders. Distributed despotism by a corrupt aristocratic class (as demonstrated by their spawn liking living the high life in the US and other Western nations).
Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 11:42 AM

Thus, why I think ending the war might involve taking their livelihood away - til you do, they have too much to lose to give up. Once they've lost it, then they might quit...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM

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As I understand it, the Christian victories over invading Muslim armies at Tours (732) and Vienna (1683) occurred when Christian cavalry attacks against the Muslim army encampments in the rear put the loot captured by the Muslims at risk. The Muslim troops headed back from the front line to attempt save their goods.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (lsrsS)

172 We obviously need commonsense golf-cart control.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)

173 According to Bagdad Bob any Ravens win is really a Browns win.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (wBaIH)

174 “Sierra Hotel” is slang for “Shit Hot”

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (RHGPo)

175 It’s hard to fathom a more punchable face than Aaron Rupar’s face.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (xHYkz)

176 Here's a bit of Mrs. Newsom's history I didn't know.

She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)

Exhibit #9,432,114 that the Dems don't value a human life.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (N39Ws)

177 "Fuck you, assholes. Islam is peace."
-George W. Bush
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:53 AM (mdSmG)

I'm glad he was president instead of Gore, but he was clearly just the lesser of two evils.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (N1DT3)

178 The actual promise of huge destruction, though, doesn't start until 8 pm tonight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


It's 7:30 pm in Tehran.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (0SGkq)

179 176 Here's a bit of Mrs. Newsom's history I didn't know.

She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)

Exhibit #9,432,114 that the Dems don't value a human life.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 11:59 AM (N39Ws)

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People throw around the word psychopath regarding people they don't like and also don't actually know.

Mrs. Newsom? Holy shit...she is full on a psychopath.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (mdSmG)

180 167 I think the story of the Kurds stealing weapons sent to the Iranian population would be an excellent ruse.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Ruse for what? Pissing off Turkey? Why would we want to upset our good NATO ally like that...lol

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (JCZqz)

181 178 The actual promise of huge destruction, though, doesn't start until 8 pm tonight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


It's 7:30 pm in Tehran.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (0SGkq)

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It's my understanding that the deadline is 8pm eastern.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (mdSmG)

182 @mazemoore
·
1h
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart.

She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."

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Here's a bit of Mrs. Newsom's history I didn't know.

She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)

Psychopath. Most of them aren't so open about it, though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (N1DT3)

183 173 According to Bagdad Bob any Ravens win is really a Browns win.
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That's not how it went down, though.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (n17eQ)

184 Amusing,

BREAKING: The NYP reports that President Trump went off on Carlson this morning.

"Tucker's a low IQ person that has absolutely no idea what's going on. He calls me all the time; I don't respond to his calls. I don't deal with him. I like dealing with smart people, not fools."

Posted by: whig at April 07, 2026 12:01 PM (E4rtv)

185 Mrs. Newsom? Holy shit...she is full on a psychopath.

Pfffffft. You call her a psychopath? This is a psychopath!
*points 2 thumbs at herself*

Posted by: Hillary! at April 07, 2026 12:01 PM (Riz8t)

186 I have been sneaking the cat some bratwurst, I think that's why it's biting my toe

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 12:01 PM (LOZbR)

187 179 176 Here's a bit of Mrs. Newsom's history I didn't know.

She killed her sister and is totally okay with it because it was an accident.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 11:57 AM (mdSmG)
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Is she related to John Elway?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:02 PM (n17eQ)

188 As I understand it, the Christian victories over invading Muslim armies at Tours (732) and Vienna (1683) occurred when Christian cavalry attacks against the Muslim army encampments in the rear put the loot captured by the Muslims at risk. The Muslim troops headed back from the front line to attempt save their goods.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2026 11:58 AM (lsrsS)

A LOT of the "converts" to Islam did so because looting was encouraged by mohammed and his demonic successors.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:02 PM (N1DT3)

189 The actual promise of huge destruction, though, doesn't start until 8 pm tonight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadiso


Send in one drone with fart gas to Tehran

Posted by: Operator Error at April 07, 2026 12:03 PM (wsxbk)

190 Churchill sad much the same thing, translated to modern vulgar as well.

It's amazing how easily hard-won knowledge gets lost so foolish people have to learn the same lessons again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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I'm re-reading 'The Gathering Storm', the first of Churchill's wartime memoirs. His reflections on how the victors of WWI allowed the rise of Fascist Germany are very revealing, and incredibly insightful.

Posted by: ValJar at April 07, 2026 12:03 PM (XeU6L)

191 Ref #168, Grok pointed me to Gertrude Bell and her work "The Arab of Mesopotamia." I think this is it:

https://tinyurl.com/3fsmfjx8

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 07, 2026 12:03 PM (w6EFb)

192 Joe Kent going COMPLETELY off the rails. Geeze.

Is it just me or have a ton of "conservative" podcasters and such just go completely insane all at the same time?

Posted by: GigantorX at April 07, 2026 12:04 PM (d5syB)

193 Japan was complete insane during WWII and the Emperor and the leadership were willing to fight to the last school girl brandishing a sharpened stick against US Marines.

Even after dropping the sun on them twice, surrender was barely an option.

I suspect resistance to be just as nuts with Iran.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 07, 2026 12:04 PM (wBaIH)

194 Noon news channel update....because I haven't moved up to cutting...

All four on President Trump, Iran and threats,

MS Now is wondering where Congress is. Majority of Americans have the sadzzz. Pakistani guy says talks don't look good. Even veterans and Trump supporters are against bombing plants. One dude "How do you win a war by destroying a country?"

Lol. Lol

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:04 PM (Sco7b)

195 Congress is in Washington.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (o4MRl)

196 If any shit goes down in Iran it will be at night. And I'm betting the lights and power will not be operational at any site we intend to strike.

It's apparent we do not fight "fair." We fight when the odds are in our favor. Unless it's to retrieve a fallen comrade.

Then all bets are off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (AkEZC)

197 "Tucker's a low IQ person that has absolutely no idea what's going on. He calls me all the time; I don't respond to his calls. I don't deal with him. I like dealing with smart people, not fools."
Posted by: whig

I haven't seen Trump deal with AOC or Jasmine Crockett, so this statement may be true.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (JCZqz)

198 It's my understanding that the deadline is 8pm eastern.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Which is 8 hours from now Central time, so 4:00am Tehran time?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (0SGkq)

199 President Trump on Tuesday denied Tucker Carlson’s bombastic reporting that he was considering nuclear war on Iran, blasting the controversial commentator in a phone call with The Post.

“Tucker’s a low-IQ person that has absolutely no idea what’s going on,” the president said. “He calls me all the time; I don’t respond to his calls. I don’t deal with him. I like dealing with smart people, not fools.”

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (RHGPo)

200 The really hysterically ironic thing about Elon and NASA was that the JEF gave Elon a seat at the table early on to stick it to all the incumbent "White" defense contractors and he had no idea that he was playing with a man on fire.

Or that NASA was so decrepit they couldn't recreate something they did 50 years ago.

Yes, we have the JEFs malignant "America Sucks" attitude to thank for SpaceX preeminence in space right now.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:05 PM (jstR0)

201 When was the last time France won a war?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:06 PM (o4MRl)

202 Send in one drone with fart gas to Tehran
Posted by: Operator Error at April 07, 2026 12:03 PM (wsxbk)
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What, and make it smell better?

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (oqH4h)

203 California is like the prettiest girl in your high school class who became a meth whore.

So sad.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (RHGPo)

204 185 Mrs. Newsom? Holy shit...she is full on a psychopath.

Pfffffft. You call her a psychopath? This is a psychopath!
*points 2 thumbs at herself*
Posted by: Hillary!

*nods*

Posted by: Tim Walz's Wife at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (Dv3i1)

205 203 California is like the prettiest girl in your high school class who became a meth whore.
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (n17eQ)

206 Drop the gay gas on them.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (abIsI)

207 The thing that makes Trump hard to predict is sometimes he plays chess and sometimes he plays checkers and sometimes he throws the dice in a YOLO game of roulette.

Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 12:08 PM (q177U)

208 California is like the prettiest girl in your high school class who became a meth whore.

So sad.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 12:07 PM (RHGPo)

Not sure what brought that on, but apt analogy.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:08 PM (N1DT3)

209 201 When was the last time France won a war?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2026 12:06 PM (o4MRl)

Hmmm. Napoleon III? Pre-Prussian?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:08 PM (bss/y)

210

Tehran -8PM

CANDYGRAM!!!

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:09 PM (jstR0)

211 If any shit goes down in Iran it will be at night. And I'm betting the lights and power will not be operational at any site we intend to strike.

We've been striking them non-stop, day and night, for 5+ weeks so far. I don't think we actually worry too much about a night benefit anymore. Hell, day strikes might be better, as Trump would get better video footage to show and crow about.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 07, 2026 12:10 PM (JCZqz)

212 The thing that makes Trump hard to predict is sometimes he plays chess and sometimes he plays checkers and sometimes he throws the dice in a YOLO game of roulette.
Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2026 12:08 PM (q177U)

While he might do that, I'm pretty sure he wants to give the impression that he will do that.

He'll accept losses, and given his history of failure and rebirth, he is willing to gamble, but I don't think he's just throwing the dice. I think he just has a higher risk tolerance than most people (and MUCH higher than most politicians.) High risk, but high reward.

As our country has been slowly drowning from the shackles put on for 80 years, I'm pretty sure that mindset is EXACTLY what we needed.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 07, 2026 12:11 PM (N1DT3)

213 Tehran -8PM

CANDYGRAM!!!

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:09 PM (jstR0)

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LANDSHARK!!!

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2026 12:11 PM (HI/Zw)

214 Grok on space toilets.

Artemis/Orion toilet: This is the Universal Waste Management System (UWMS), a compact, lightweight version designed for deep-space missions. It's about 65% smaller and 40% lighter than the main ISS toilet. Urine is vented overboard (with occasional issues like frozen vent lines, as seen recently on Artemis II), while solid waste is stored in odor-controlled canisters and returned to Earth.

The Orion unit has modifications for the lunar journey (e.g., different controller software and no connection to a water-recycling system). It's the first toilet purpose-built for a crewed mission beyond low Earth orbit.

ISS toilets:

The station has multiple units (currently around 4 on the ISS itself, plus others on visiting vehicles).

The primary U.S. segment uses the Waste and Hygiene Compartment (WHC), which includes an older NASA toilet plus a tested UWMS unit for demonstration. Russian segments have their own designs. On the ISS, urine is often processed through the Urine Processor Assembly to recycle water back into drinking water ("today's coffee is tomorrow's coffee"). Solid waste is stored and later disposed of via cargo vehicles like Progress

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 12:12 PM (Sco7b)

215 I think the story of the Kurds stealing weapons sent to the Iranian population would be an excellent ruse.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops
Liberator pistols saturated bombed into the cites would work.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2026 12:12 PM (So85e)

216 Tehran -8PM

CANDYGRAM!!!
Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 12:09 PM


Ooo! Candygr...

Wait one minute! We are not falling for that. You are being that Landshark guy!

Posted by: The IRGC at April 07, 2026 12:13 PM (kgE5c)

217 nood the darling rescue was all an op to cover up for Trump being part of the Charlie Kirk assassination, or something

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (mdSmG)

218 Hmmm, wikipedia is a mess. It is saying (not counting colonial shit) that the Occupation of Constantinople.

In europe, ifn you do not count WWI... geez this article is a mess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)

219 When was the last time France won a war?
Posted by: Boss Moss


1776 adjacent.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 12:14 PM (0SGkq)

220 Activist investor Bill Ackman’s Pershing Square Capital Management is offering to purchase Taylor Swift and Bad Bunny’s music label, Universal Music Group, in a cash-and-stock transaction valued at approximately $64 billion.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 12:20 PM (RHGPo)

221 It's frustrating, encountering so many people who think that because the Islamic Allah is a monotheistic creator god then Muslims must be very similar to Christians.
- This is never brought to address the Muslim hatred of Jews, who also believe in their monotheistic Creator God;
- This does not address the Moslem rejection of the divinity of God's son the Lord Jesus Christ...which is the entire basis of Christianity, fer cryin' out loud.

These folks seem to have never asked a Muslim about this supposed "similarity." If they had, they would have learned that Muslims also hate and reject Christians, but Christians are not their priority at the moment.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 07, 2026 12:52 PM (bufu1)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Feininger Palace1.jpg

Near the Palace
Lyonel Feininger

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 First in flight

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

3 shArt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Damn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:30 AM (snZF9)

5 Vertiginous

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

6 Nope

Posted by: Tuna at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

7 Is this some more of that commie claptrap?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Wait, I gave up drinking right?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (Sco7b)

9 To early to stare at that. damn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (snZF9)

10 Yucca.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

11 Drywalling that place must have been a nightmare!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (cYBz/)

12 Kaleidoscope eyes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Umm...okay. Not a huge cubist fan, but I kind of like it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (kgE5c)

14 Fancy wallpaper. Would not glue to the wall.

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (98kQX)

15 Paint by straight edge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)

16 Yucca = Yuck, autocucumber

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

17 Is this The Triangles painting that Costanza bought and overpaid for?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (DgMqy)

18 shArt.
Posted by: Sponge

Always rolls downhill.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

19 Dumpster Art.

Posted by: Diddler at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (pkJYy)

20 To early to stare at that. damn.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (snZF9)



If you stare long enough, you might see the panda eating leaves.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Boring art of lines and angles.

Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Oy/m2)

22 That's a lot of straight edges but it's completely not edgy.

Pass.

Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (cO6oP)

23 You can feel the Palace Intrigue here. It's palpable.

Posted by: Angling For A Promotion at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)

24 Not what I was expecting on National Beer Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

25 Looking it up, it is an alley in Weimar Germany.

You know, the first time we tried outside regime change.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)

26 Even if it had a dog in it, it wouldn't be art.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (iMotb)

27 Yes, I look forward to many years of looking at the triangles..

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (DgMqy)

28 I like his work in newspaper comics, better.

Seriously, you guys should check it out.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (BHrzb)

29 It was at that moment, the inventor of the straight edge regretted it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

30 Near the Palace

and even closer to the absinthe.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (1zcQ9)

31 Cubism again.

I find the change in perspectives interesting, but not enough to hang this in the house.

Back to writing. Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (ufSfZ)

32 The white bit at the top right looks like a brighter version of Obama's awful library, although this was obviously painted years before. D'oh . I like the orange and the yellow on the building on the left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (lQ+/f)

33 It's upside down

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

34 To early to stare at that. damn.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (snZF9)


If you stare long enough, you might see the panda eating leaves.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

I have to run to the motor vehicles place right now to register a motorcycle. I'm pretty sure I'll see a panda eating leaves there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (snZF9)

35 Interesting.
More pleasing than jarring.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (Suwql)

36 As far as this style, it is one of the lesser offending ones. Just distorted, not bizarre.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (bss/y)

37 I call this Model Home Art and I'm okay with it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (V4IXI)

38 This guy designed the new Cadillac, didn't he.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

39
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (tgvbd)

40 I have to run to the motor vehicles place right now to register a motorcycle. I'm pretty sure I'll see a panda eating leaves there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (snZF9)



LMMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

41 It 's not wonderful. But it beats Bigfoot from yesterday.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (ypYV4)

42 I have to run to the motor vehicles place right now to register a motorcycle. I'm pretty sure I'll see a panda eating leaves there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (snZF9)

Well, you'll have plenty of time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (bss/y)

43 One of those works that comes with a story like "They hung it upside down in the gallery and nobody noticed."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (TVOOe)

44 Yuck.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

45 Ugh. Would NOT hang.

Posted by: GWB at April 07, 2026 09:35 AM (eATwg)

46 I don't care for cubism, or any mode of art that uses the fracture of reality to create the picture. it seems like the artist enjoys breaking creation and remaking it in his or her mind's image, and it is twisted and uncanny.

Impressionism, though, I find beautiful. The picture is clear when you have distance, as if the artist is saying, take a step back so you can see the whole, not just a tiny portion that may not make sense.

In a nutshell, I wouldn't hang this in my living room.

Posted by: moki at April 07, 2026 09:36 AM (wLjpr)

47 I would have named the painting 'Spies'.

That would have 'painted' a great story in my head when viewing this piece.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:37 AM (V4IXI)

48 It's, like, uhh, yeah.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:37 AM (ndZc7)

49 Is AI art?

Is this?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:37 AM (HXT0k)

50 38 This guy designed the new Cadillac, didn't he.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

I HATED that body style when they started on the Cadillacs... 30 years ago?

Hated it even more when they put it on the Camaro.

Curves are timeless. This is just post modern dreck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)

51 building on the right needs garters.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

52 Ach du lieber! This Feininger gets into art school but me they reject. Slavic communist scum!

Posted by: Adolph Schicklgruber at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

53 Hate it.

Posted by: MarktheMagnificent at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (h5+0w)

54 Nortonsimon.org

Isolation and Alienation: The use of geometric forms and the elimination of natural perspective suggest feelings of isolation and alienation, which Feininger experienced as an American living in Germany during World War I.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

55 Our beloved host seems to have a...knack (almost said fetish. Whew) for artworks depicting industrial sorts of structures...

And I do like it.

*shrugs*

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (XuXeR)

56
Curves are timeless. This is just post modern dreck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)



*fistbump*


Lines have their place. Curves are sexy.

Cadillacs look like hammered dogshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

57 You know who else painted buildings with aplomb?

Posted by: Brush With Greatness II at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)

58 Alternate title - 601

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (2GVsD)

59 10 "new, yucca yucca yucca dew!"

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (R11M+)

60 Cubed. Would not hang.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:40 AM (TezPK)

61 Not a dig at JJ but I do recall that he really likes Feiniger's work.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:40 AM (V4IXI)

62 Nice ... if you like that sort of thing ... would probably hang somewhere

an alley in Weimar, rly?

39 *fistbump*
43, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (MIIRH)

63 Cubed ham is one thing.

Cubed art is quite another.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)

64 Artist: Ann Gular

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (TezPK)

65 "Tell me you have suicidal tendencies without telling me you have suicidal tendencies."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

66 I particularly like the Origami people in the lower left.

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (R2gO3)

67 >>Is AI art?


I've read that AI can create an image based on an artist's style, which is making artists (and their estates) upset.
Understandable. If an AI makes a "new" Monet painting image, not only "is it art?" but is it counterfeit/theft?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (Suwql)

68 The rectangles were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

69 34 those are chips.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

70 Obviously, this is promo art for The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (2GVsD)

71 I've read that AI can create an image based on an artist's style, which is making artists (and their estates) upset.
Understandable. If an AI makes a "new" Monet painting image, not only "is it art?" but is it counterfeit/theft?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (Suwql)



"AI. Give me an image of 4 dogs playing poker in the style of Van Gogh."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

72 I like Feininger. He extends the planes of, say, a human figure into the space around him, showing this interesting relationship of the person with the environment. And he does great shading. Really a beautiful craftsman.

Posted by: Gorthanc at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (8Q86n)

73 57, aplomb didn't weather very well, people quit using it, kinda like zinc oxide ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (MIIRH)

74 Imagine receiving this as a jigsaw puzzle. You wouldn't have a clue how to proceed.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (1zcQ9)

75 I particularly like the Origami people in the lower left.
Posted by: Gunslinger

They're squares.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (TezPK)

76 40 any chance you can hit the post office?

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (R11M+)

77 Disturbing perspectives.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

78 I like geometric shapes combined with curves . That's how I describe Art Deco design which is my favorite.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (V4IXI)

79 Could always take a gander at Orange Ent, Robert, or my AI images over on Tensor. You be the judge.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (2GVsD)

80 74 Imagine receiving this as a jigsaw puzzle. You wouldn't have a clue how to proceed.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (1zcQ9)

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I'm still working on my jigsaw of the White Album cover.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (mdSmG)

81 Imagine receiving this as a jigsaw puzzle. You wouldn't have a clue how to proceed.
Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (1zcQ9)



Always start with the corner pieces.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

82 this is what happens when your fat sister-in-law sits on your nintendo switch with minecraft still open.

Posted by: Will Robinson at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (cO6oP)

83 Wakes up.
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The title reminds me of a girl in college who promised her Golden Pavilion, but I only could get near it.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (2WIwB)

84 It certainly is at the palace, but then this could be anywhere.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (e9eAG)

85 I do like the colors, though. But I can't look at it for more than 6 seconds without wanting to look at something else.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (DgMqy)

86
They're squares.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (TezPK)



Good thing it's hip to be square.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

87 Feininger? I just met her!

Posted by: Bum tiss at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

88 86 Good thing it's hip to be square.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

========

*deep breath in*
-Patrick Bateman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (mdSmG)

89 would not hang

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (5rh/l)

90 Cadillacs look like hammered dogshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Then you have stuff like... The Chrysler Crossfire (the coupe they made.) Curves. Would not be a bad looking car. But they put hard edges on the hood for no reason I can think of. Ruined it for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (bss/y)

91 Motion-sickness inducing.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:45 AM (TezPK)

92 Feininger?

Not to be confused with Ferlinger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:45 AM (2GVsD)

93 78 I like geometric shapes combined with curves . That's how I describe Art Deco design which is my favorite.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (V4IXI)

I was mostly talking about car design.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)

94 Woohoo!!!
It's another Geezer Golf Tuesday! So find your favorite golfing geezer and rub his balls for good luck!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (2WIwB)

95 Then you have stuff like... The Chrysler Crossfire (the coupe they made.) Curves. Would not be a bad looking car. But they put hard edges on the hood for no reason I can think of. Ruined it for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:44 AM (bss/y)



The lines on the hood resembled the tailgate of a 55 Nomad for some reason.

"How can we f*ck this up......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

96 I love this painting. But you have to look at it deeply.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (RIvkX)

97 92 Feininger?

Not to be confused with Ferlinger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:45 AM (2GVsD)

Or Der Flinger.

Sorry, been watching a Jutland video.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)

98 I'm still working on my jigsaw of the White Album cover.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:43 AM (mdSmG)

Have you tried the 5000 piece jigsaw puzzle of The Wheatfield?

Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

99 Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:41 AM (Suwql)

Artists paint copies of Master's works all the time as part of practice so I think they would have a hard time claiming AI theft unless they try to pass as an original.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (V4IXI)

100 Posted by: moki at April 07, 2026 09:36 AM (wLjpr)

This is how to criticize art!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (n9ltV)

101 The Run-on Sentence - an outside the box limerick

You want your artwork to be sensational
Though you'd settle for just inspirational
But on closer inspection
With CBD''s selection
In the final analysis at the end of the day, sadly you'll have to settle for merely nonrepresentational

Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (qgHp7)

102 98
Have you tried the 5000 piece jigsaw puzzle of The Wheatfield?

Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

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I promised I wouldn't start it until I finished the jigsaw of Rothko's Red.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (mdSmG)

103 Always start with the corner pieces.

A sadistic cubist puzzle would have some corner pieces on the inside, as well.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (1zcQ9)

104 Or Der Flinger.

SMS Pinata ja?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (2GVsD)

105 Question on Artemis II.

What is making all these "firsts" as far as distance is concerned? Didn't Apollo 11's lunar module go around the backside of the moon?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (0SGkq)

106 >>No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM

How can you tell?

Posted by: huerfano at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (98kQX)

107 103 Always start with the corner pieces.

A sadistic cubist puzzle would have some corner pieces on the inside, as well.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (1zcQ9)

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*Mad Men proposal meme*

A jigsaw puzzle, but all the pieces are perfect squares.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (mdSmG)

108 Or, as Kafka might call it, Das Schloß

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (gKWVE)

109 But they put hard edges on the hood for no reason I can think of"

That was a Detroit thing for a time. Wanted to be something other than a J. Mays/Freeman design...

And looks awful

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (XuXeR)

110 This pretty much sums up German, so-called "expressionism".

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (jstR0)

111
This is how to criticize art!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (n9ltV)



That was just a snobby elitist way to say "IT SUCKS."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

112 Am I the only one who sees the bottom half of a department store mannequin in this painting?

Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)

113 105 Question on Artemis II.

What is making all these "firsts" as far as distance is concerned? Didn't Apollo 11's lunar module go around the backside of the moon?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (0SGkq)

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Larger orbit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (mdSmG)

114 I was mostly talking about car design.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)

I definitely agree with you on strictly straight lines on car designs. I don't know of one of those designs I like.

The Aztec truck , Tesla Truck , etc.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:49 AM (V4IXI)

115
What is making all these "firsts" as far as distance is concerned? Didn't Apollo 11's lunar module go around the backside of the moon?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:47 AM (0SGkq)



It's path was closer to the moon, so this is the farthest any human has been from Earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

116 This guy designed the new Cadillac, didn't he.
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He designed the new Cadillac to distract from the fact that he also designed the Aztec.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:49 AM (HXT0k)

117 rickb, see, the Apollo missions just went to 10, but this one goes to 11, for that extra kick

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 09:49 AM (gKWVE)

118 That was a Detroit thing for a time. Wanted to be something other than a J. Mays/Freeman design...

And looks awful
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (XuXeR)



They were 3 inches away from punching louvers in the hood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

119 Question on Artemis II.

What is making all these "firsts" as far as distance is concerned? Didn't Apollo 11's lunar module go around the backside of the moon?
Posted by: rickb223

Brought to you by Huggies

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (TezPK)

120 112 Am I the only one who sees the bottom half of a department store mannequin in this painting?
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)

I see four figures.

Adult and child in the fore ground.

Dude in a top hat in the middle.

Shadowed figure in a doorway in the back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)

121 112 exact. hence the need for garters.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

122 Artemis II is using a free return trajectory to avoid capture by the Moon's own gravity.

The Apollo missions used the CSM's 50,000lb thrust rocket engine to slow the speed of the two spacecraft to allow capture by the weak Lunar gravity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (2GVsD)

123 120 I see four figures.

Adult and child in the fore ground.

Dude in a top hat in the middle.

Shadowed figure in a doorway in the back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)

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You see five figures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (mdSmG)

124 These f’ktard reporters keep saying Kharg Island is near the Strait of Hormuz and I’m losing my shit.

It’s 410 miles away! Do they think because they saw it on a little map just a few inches apart that is close?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (IrYE6)

125 Obviously, this is promo art for The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari
Posted by: Anna Puma

It made me think of Caligari as well.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

126 I can “ get” the picture when I take the time to visually take it apart, piece by piece as it were. After I bother, I realize that I will always prefer a George Catlin or Albert Bierstadt work.

Posted by: tubal at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (pDt9x)

127 124 These f’ktard reporters keep saying Kharg Island is near the Strait of Hormuz and I’m losing my shit.

It’s 410 miles away! Do they think because they saw it on a little map just a few inches apart that is close?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (IrYE6)

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It's just a tad closer to Iraq.

But, it's all like right next door.

Just look at a map.

*holds up fingers*

See? Like inches apart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (mdSmG)

128 Is that a scene from the movie "Brazil"? The ductwork looks familiar.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 07, 2026 09:53 AM (j7INY)

129 I see four figures.

Adult and child in the fore ground.

Dude in a top hat in the middle.

Shadowed figure in a doorway in the back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)


Sniper on the rooftop

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2026 09:53 AM (TezPK)

130 Is that a scene from the movie "Brazil"? The ductwork looks familiar.

We'll need to ask Robert DeNiro.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

131 Speaking of Der Flinger, SpinLaunch still exists and has attracted more funding. What they promise to launch (by, yes, flinging) will be the "Meridian" system of LEO satellites for broadband

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (gKWVE)

132
Curves are timeless. This is just post modern dreck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)

How much do people pay for this "art"?

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (P4Pk9)

133 Do they think because they saw it on a little map just a few inches apart that is close?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (IrYE6)


Yes. Have you ever met a "journalist?" They are the bottom 10% of the class...the ones who were confused in Algebra class? They weren't athletic, otherwise they would have majored in PE.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (n9ltV)

134 I only see 3 figures. And an electrical outlet.

Posted by: Piper at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (OoFl2)

135 *deep breath in*
-Patrick Bateman
---
Saw a long post that shows how American Psycho is actually a man behaving exactly like most women; the obsession with looks, the rivalry, the copying, even the murder all fit your average modern woman.

made more hilarious that it was directed by a woman who hated the main character and thought men would hate him too.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (HXT0k)

136 Ok, to go back on everything I just said as far as car design- I actually LIKE the Tesla Truck. For whatever reason, the design has grown on me as time has gone by.

Dunno why, but it works for me.

The biggest issue I have is the front headlight.

James May had a video which was actually a fairly decent critique on the body style from a design perspective. He pointed out that a lot of car manufacturers stayed away from strictly straight lines because it was very hard and precise to get them to meet properly between panels. So if the machining and fitting is off just a little bit, then you can see that the corners do not match at a join.

He also pointed out that having a single light bar as the headlight meant that people ahead of you cannot judge very well how far away you are because you do not have split headlights.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (bss/y)

137 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2026 09:52 AM (IrYE6)

It only takes an F-15 fifteen minutes to get there 😃

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (V4IXI)

138 Could always take a gander at Orange Ent, Robert, or my AI images over on Tensor. You be the judge.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026


***
Tensor.Art? How do we find yours?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)

139 135 Saw a long post that shows how American Psycho is actually a man behaving exactly like most women; the obsession with looks, the rivalry, the copying, even the murder all fit your average modern woman.

made more hilarious that it was directed by a woman who hated the main character and thought men would hate him too.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (HXT0k)
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And written by a gay man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:56 AM (mdSmG)

140 What is making all these "firsts" as far as distance is concerned? Didn't Apollo 11's lunar module go around the backside of the moon?

I wonder who has been the furthest from the Sun? AI could give me the wrong answer instantly, because this would take some real calculations.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:56 AM (1zcQ9)

141 Wolfus, for my art the link is in my nic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)

142 You see five figures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:51 AM (mdSmG)

Nice ref.

There are four.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (bss/y)

143 It's interesting. The white section is a little hard to process, but it's intricate and the craftsmanship is impressive.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (GPa4z)

144 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (bss/

I'm not there yet. I may be the only one that never liked the DeLorean either.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (V4IXI)

145 The painting is interesting just because it is so unusual. But it isn't appealing. I get no emotion from it, just an attempt to be 'different' and with no standards because it was all internal to the artist.

Expressionism is a far cry (in my opinion a devolution) from the Romanticism of a century earlier.

Posted by: JTB at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

146 141 Wolfus, for my art the link is in my nic.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)

My apologies anna, but it looks like the winged valkyrie is doing calisthenics on the beach.

Also, on the first picture, you could be forgiven for thinking on the zoomed out one that she is not wearing pants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (bss/y)

147 So why is it that I start yawning after I've had my coffee?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

148 Apollo 13 used the pre-programmed Free Return trajectory to swing around the Moon and return, though they did use the LM descent engine to speed up the trip.

Artemis II beats Apollo 13's record for being the furthest man has traveled from the Earth by a couple thousand miles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (2GVsD)

149 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)

150 Very industrial, like the colors.
Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (19SAM)

151 Saw a long post that shows how American Psycho is actually a man behaving exactly like most women; the obsession with looks, the rivalry, the copying, even the murder all fit your average modern woman.

made more hilarious that it was directed by a woman who hated the main character and thought men would hate him too.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (HXT0k)
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And written by a gay man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:56 AM (md

A large percentage of serial killers are homo or closeted homos who are angry about it and hate women.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:00 AM (V4IXI)

152 I'm not there yet. I may be the only one that never liked the DeLorean either.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 09:57 AM (V4IXI)

I don't like the Delorean.

I do remember I loved the engine growl in Back to the future, but I do not think the stock delorean sounded like that. It was like a V6?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:00 AM (bss/y)

153 This guy designed the new Cadillac, didn't he.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:34 AM


Tesla Cybertruck.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)

154 The hell?

Posted by: Weasel at April 07, 2026 10:01 AM (qdktZ)

155 149 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)

Thank you Pythagoras.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)

156 Posted by: JTB at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

I know you are speaking generally as there are different periods of expressionism which ended with the gas lighting abstract expressionism. What a scam that period was.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:03 AM (V4IXI)

157 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Posted by: AI Scarecrow


Heh. Well done.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 10:03 AM (1zcQ9)

158 It's upside down
Posted by: Don Black

************

From the archives:

Nonrepresentational Art - a limerick

There was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.

Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)

159 147 i always start yawing after coffee.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

160 I know you are speaking generally as there are different periods of expressionism which ended with the gas lighting abstract expressionism. What a scam that period was.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:03 AM (V4IXI)

It got further and further away from Representational.

I think the key to this is that Representational art is actually really difficult. Most of the people doing the shit are not really talented (or do not want to put in the work) so they make crap and say it's edgy and bold and good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:04 AM (bss/y)

161 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:00 AM (bss/y)

2.85 V-6. Hardly a muscle car.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (V4IXI)

162 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)


Uh...that's not correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (n9ltV)

163 9 147 i always start yawing after coffee.
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026


***
Raising yaws and goiters for the tourist trade, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (wzUl9)

164 149 that violates some policy somewhere.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)

165 162 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)

Uh...that's not correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (n9ltV)

======

His diploma is a lie!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (mdSmG)

166 9 147 i always start yawing after coffee.
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026


***
How about pitching and rolling?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)

167 Yeah. 2.85L V6 from a Peugeot for the DeLorean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)

168 Also from the archives:

A Sioux chief introduced his three brides
Two were thin and one was fat besides
On exotic skins they sat
Thus proving the theory that:

"The squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sum of the squaws on the other two hides"

Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (qgHp7)

169 Yes. Have you ever met a "journalist?" They are the bottom 10% of the class...the ones who were confused in Algebra class? They weren't athletic, otherwise they would have majored in PE.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 09:55 AM (n9ltV)


Question: Did journalism majors skip education because they couldn't handle the scholastic rigor, or the other way round?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:07 AM (ExV1e)

170 152 a horrible v6 originally for a maser, but then used by volvo, dmc and others.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)

171 Uh...that's not correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (n9ltV)

Dammit the dildo is right. The sum of the squares of the smaller legs are equal to the SQUARE of the longest side (hypotenuse) side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (bss/y)

172 No problem with cubism, but this one doesn’t work for me. Too many directions.

Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (zFsEm)

173 2.85L V6 from a Peugeot for the DeLorean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)


Putting out...what? 150 HP.

I have a car with a 3.0L V6 that puts out 400HP.

Engine technology has gone through a revolution!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (n9ltV)

174 Math!

Posted by: Run away! at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)

175 Uh...that's not correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It's what the Scarecrow says after he receives his diploma in The Wizard of Oz. I don't know if the writer just forgot high-school geometry, or if it was done on purpose to make fun of people with diplomas.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

176 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)

LOL. Just like real AI.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (BI5O2)

177 2.85 V-6. Hardly a muscle car.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM (V4IXI)

There are some good sport car V6s, but they are mostly ... Japanese and/or Porsche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)

178 "The squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sum of the squaws on the other two hides"
Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:06 AM (qgHp7)

Oh my. That's a good one!

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2026 10:09 AM (lCppi)

179 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)

LOL. Just like real AI.


And the journalists still wonder why they will be replaced by AI.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:09 AM (2GVsD)

180 163 artemis will be in need.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (R11M+)

181 Near the Palace
Lyonel Feininger

Charles and Camilla in palace isolation?

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Context: Painted in Berlin during the onset of WWI, the piece reflects a sense of isolation and dark, inward retreat through its deep tones and compressed space.
Subject: It is based on a drawing Feininger made of a street in Weimar, Germany, featuring stylized architectural forms.
Style: The painting is noted for its "crystalline treatment of light and form," blending emotional tension with structural, geometric lyricism.
Location: The painting is in the collection of the Norton Simon Museum (Pasadena, CA).
About the Artist
Lyonel Feininger (1871–1956): A leading exponent of Expressionism and a key figure in the Bauhaus school.

(AI Overview citing Norton Simon Museum +3)
--
Don't dislike it; I do like the colors in the painting and the shapes. However, I probably wouldn't hang it.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (NFX2v)

182 My good friend (RIP) was an excellent award winning investigative journalist for the American Press newspaper in Louisiana.

Why?

Because he never went to college /journalism school.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (V4IXI)

183 Except February. Which has 28.

Posted by: Footnote at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

184 Putting out...what? 150 HP.

I have a car with a 3.0L V6 that puts out 400HP.

Engine technology has gone through a revolution!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (n9ltV)

130 HP according to Bing AI.

Hell, my small Miata had 126- and it was a lighter car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (bss/y)

185 There are some good sport car V6s, but they are mostly ... Japanese and/or Porsche.

A 914/6 has entered Chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (2GVsD)

186 183 Except February. Which has 28.

Posted by: Footnote at April 07, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

=====

But leap year, coming once in four,
February then has one day more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (mdSmG)

187 here are some good sport car V6s, but they are mostly ... Japanese and/or Porsche.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)

They include turbo.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (V4IXI)

188 166 i only have autocad 2d so i mostly shuck and jive.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (R11M+)

189 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 09:59 AM (w9Wax)

Uh...that's not correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:05 AM


Forget it...he's rolling.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (kgE5c)

190 I thought the Horde and Muldoon would find this interesting:

In 1910, a failed House bill sought to increase the availability of low-cost meat by importing hippopotamuses that would be killed to make “lake cow bacon”

Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (w9Wax)

191 I first read that as "lol cow bacon"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:12 AM (2GVsD)

192 Free Beer Day should be on February 30th.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:12 AM (0SGkq)

193 Not horrible.
Not wanted.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (sl73Y)

194 I haven't seen Wizard of Oz since I was really little because my mom lent my tape to my cousin, who was living in an apartment at the softball field my mom owned. My aunt got distracted while watching it and burned the whole facility to the ground. Nobody died or anything, but i figured it was a cursed movie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (BI5O2)

195 I have a car with a 3.0L V6 that puts out 400HP.

Engine technology has gone through a revolution!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:08 AM (n9ltV)

You have a Nissan GTR? Cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)

196 177 porsche v6? show me.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (R11M+)

197 Evocative of Escher.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (IpIf3)

198 In 1910, a failed House bill sought to increase the availability of low-cost meat by importing hippopotamuses that would be killed to make “lake cow bacon”
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (w9Wa

I think Venezuela may have passed a similar bill. Or was it Colombia 😀

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (V4IXI)

199 191 I first read that as "lol cow bacon"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:12 AM (2GVsD)

I do not want to eat Chrischan or DSP.

No thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)

200 2.85 V-6. Hardly a muscle car.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


It is when you stick it in a golf cart.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:14 AM (0SGkq)

201 196 oh,in the trucklet. i guess.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

202 Colombia is overrun by Pablo Escobar's hippos.

Always wondered how the heck did he get them into the country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:14 AM (2GVsD)

203 In 1910, a failed House bill sought to increase the availability of low-cost meat by importing hippopotamuses that would be killed to make “lake cow bacon”
Posted by: AI Scarecrow at April 07, 2026 10:11 AM (w9Wa

I think Venezuela may have passed a similar bill. Or was it Colombia 😀
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


Pablo Escobar's hippos have established themselves in Colombia.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

204 196 177 porsche v6? show me.
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (R11M+)

Boxster is a flat 6- or used to be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (bss/y)

205 I think the Cayman was a flat 6. Lemme look it up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (bss/y)

206 In 1910, a failed House bill sought to increase the availability of low-cost meat by importing hippopotamuses that would be killed to make “lake cow bacon”

**********

Philosophically speaking they should be transported from Africa in Hippo crates.

Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (qgHp7)

207 Boxster is a flat 6- or used to be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (bss/y)

Must wear a dress if you drive a Boxster.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (V4IXI)

208 My aunt got distracted while watching it and burned the whole facility to the ground. Nobody died or anything, but i figured it was a cursed movie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


'least it wasn't a tornado

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (yYROg)

209 186 not v

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (R11M+)

210 It's path was closer to the moon, so this is the farthest any human has been from Earth.
Posted by: Sponge


With the exception of Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (cYBz/)

211 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Porsche_Boxster_and_Cayman

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (bss/y)

212 I'm sure L. Frank Baum had little love for the pampered fake-o "expert" classes with their papers from their upscale kennels.

He dropped out of school at 14.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (BI5O2)

213 I haven't seen Wizard of Oz since I was really little because my mom lent my tape to my cousin, who was living in an apartment at the softball field my mom owned. My aunt got distracted while watching it and burned the whole facility to the ground. Nobody died or anything,

but i figured it was a cursed movie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


It is. From the supposed crewman who hanged himself to Buddy Ebsen almost dying from the aluminum paint for the Tin Man.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (0SGkq)

214 210 It's path was closer to the moon, so this is the farthest any human has been from Earth.
Posted by: Sponge


With the exception of Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (cYBz/)

=====

The historical erasure of John Carter is a blight on the American education system.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (mdSmG)

215 3 shArt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Nice.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (fNISR)

216 209 186 not v
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (R11M+)

Hoisted on my own pedant petard.

Touche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (bss/y)

217 I haven't seen Wizard of Oz since I was really little because my mom lent my tape to my cousin, who was living in an apartment at the softball field my mom owned. My aunt got distracted while watching it and burned the whole facility to the ground. Nobody died or anything, but i figured it was a cursed movie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Has your daughter seen it?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

218 213 It is. From the supposed crewman who hanged himself to Buddy Ebsen almost dying from the aluminum paint for the Tin Man.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (0SGkq)

=======

The crewman hanging himself was an urban legend born from poor VHS copies.

It's a large bird, not a man hanging by his neck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (mdSmG)

219 Howdy, Yaw!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (LVvlK)

220 194 we had b&w so never knew 'til much older about the color chift. was mad at mom.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (R11M+)

221
With the exception of Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (cYBz/)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

222 TJM

Do not worry, Prince Adam in the He-Man does a John Carter cinematic leap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (2GVsD)

223 Has your daughter seen it?
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ

No. She has enough problems, lol. But she looooves some Alice in Wonderland.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)

224 Howdy, Yaw!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (LVvlK)



You're landing crooked?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

225 Must wear a dress if you drive a Boxster.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:16 AM (V4IXI)

When I eventually got the Miata, I saw a Boxster in Magnum PI colors (Red with medium brown rich leather.) God that was a fucking beautiful car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (bss/y)

226 The flying Monkeys will always win my all time top movie award for costume/wardrobe.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (V4IXI)

227 Pablo Escobar's hippos have established themselves in Colombia.
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)


Hippos don't lie

Posted by: Shakira at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (LVvlK)

228 Near the Palace
Lyonel Feininger

It's upside down.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (fNISR)

229 205 yup, but with water jackets.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

230 Diploma for Doctor of Thinkology

Upon receiving his diploma, the Scarecrow immediately felt wiser.

He began reciting laws of geometry which were mathematically false, and later also parodied in The Simpsons.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (NFX2v)

231 It is. From the supposed crewman who hanged himself to Buddy Ebsen almost dying from the aluminum paint for the Tin Man.
Posted by: rickb223

Nobody hanged themself. It's a crowned crane you see in the background as they are dancing out of the apple orchard.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

232 Howdy, Yaw!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (LVvlK)


You're landing crooked?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)


Just roll with it

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (LVvlK)

233 No. She has enough problems, lol. But she looooves some Alice in Wonderland.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)

You going to explain the analogy to her when she gets older?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (V4IXI)

234 211 and every 911 variant.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (R11M+)

235 231 It is. From the supposed crewman who hanged himself to Buddy Ebsen almost dying from the aluminum paint for the Tin Man.
Posted by: rickb223

Nobody hanged themself. It's a crowned crane you see in the background as they are dancing out of the apple orchard.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

=======

Just because there's evidence disproving the conspiracy doesn't mean that the conspiracy is false.

In fact, the evidence countering the conspiracy only makes the case for the conspiracy stronger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (mdSmG)

236 Philosophically speaking they should be transported from Africa in Hippo crates.
Posted by: muldoon

ISWYDT

The crates do no harm.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (w9Wax)

237 Nobody hanged themself. It's a crowned crane you see in the background as they are dancing out of the apple orchard.
Posted by: Bulg


That's why I said "supposed". 😉

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (0SGkq)

238 Didn't they paintvsome broad gold in that Bond movie? They surely must have known not to do that after the Ebsen thing.

H'wood directors really used to give 0 fucks about the "talent." The good ol' days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)

239 ugly art, do not like

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 07, 2026 10:22 AM (xcxpd)

240
Crystal Palace of Crystal Meth

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 10:23 AM (xG4kz)

241 218 213 It is. From the supposed crewman who hanged himself to Buddy Ebsen almost dying from the aluminum paint for the Tin Man.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:17 AM (0SGkq)

=======

The crewman hanging himself was an urban legend born from poor VHS copies.

It's a large bird, not a man hanging by his neck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (mdSmG)

It's a floor wax

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 07, 2026 10:23 AM (xcxpd)

242
I have recurring nightmares about trying to write a limerick about a Potawatomi tribal hippopotamus from Poughkeepsie...

Posted by: muldoon at April 07, 2026 10:24 AM (qgHp7)

243 Also, Margaret Hamilton got pretty badly burned doing her fiery entry into Munchkin Land.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

244 When I eventually got the Miata, I saw a Boxster in Magnum PI colors (Red with medium brown rich leather.) God that was a fucking beautiful car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (bss/y)

IIRC, it was a 1999 Boxster. This was 2010 or so. It was beautiful and I was in love, but I figured the cost of just running it for repair would be about 3-4-5 times what it would be for the Miata.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)

245 Gold doesn't enter the bloodstream like silver does. That's one reason gold costs money (or, if you're Ron Paul, is money).
Whatever happened to that Ronulan who took enough colloidal silver to turn himself blue? I was always sad he didn't end up as Senator.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (yYROg)

246 213 paving the way for jack haley as nick chopper. but originally it was to be ray bolger dancing on the hood of a mercury.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (R11M+)

247 You going to explain the analogy to her when she gets older?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM (V4IXI

Nah. So much of the strangely large quantity of "scholarship" about that novel is pure garbage. Wildly conjectural nonsense, almost all of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (BI5O2)

248 I like that the scarecrow was packing heat when they were in the haunted forest. Something hardly anyone notices.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (V4IXI)

249 216 didactics everywhere agree.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)

250 If the gun had misfired, there would have been a scarecrow doing a Michael Jackson impersonation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:27 AM (2GVsD)

251 *impossibly brightly lit set so that the Technicolor cameras function at all.*

*bright colors making anything dark stick out*

*literally hundreds of crew members*

*Technicolor advisors who inspect everything about every image that goes through the camera in order to protect the brand and equipment*

They all missed a guy who hanged himself and was actively swinging on a branch in shot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:27 AM (mdSmG)

252 Grand National has a v-6 if I recall

Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2026 10:29 AM (zFsEm)

253 I used to write a bit of image processing software. The painting looks very much like the kind of thing that results when you get a column count wrong combined with a tiling error and colormap issues. That's why this kind of stuff leaves me cold.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 07, 2026 10:29 AM (ABMuU)

254 236 could 'chute them in- like beavers.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)

255 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:25 AM (BI5O2)

You are correct in that Lewis only describes it as just a lot of nonsense . But I bet he subconsciously or maybe intentionally got some of that nonsense from the period he was living in .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 07, 2026 10:30 AM (V4IXI)

256 241 and a dessert topping.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:30 AM (R11M+)

257 H'wood directors really used to give 0 fucks about the "talent." The good ol' days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)
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Now they feel that way about their audience.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 10:31 AM (ESVrU)

258 Just posted a new Tensor image. Based on an old prompt and using different LoRAs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:31 AM (2GVsD)

259 McGill University, Office for Science and Society

Can someone really suffocate from being covered with gold paint like Jill Masterson in Goldfinger?
James Bond tells M that she died of skin suffocation, but is that actually possible? Joe Schwarcz PhD | 28 May 2021
You Asked

In part, "No. We do not breathe through our skin."

And, "Although only his face was covered, Buddy Ebsen who had won the role of the Tin Man in the film version of The Wizard of Oz, had a respiratory reaction to the aluminum powder that was used in the makeup and ended up in hospital. He was replaced in the role by Jack Haley and claimed that for the rest of his life he had breathing problems because of that “damned movie.”

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:32 AM (NFX2v)

260 You are correct in that Lewis only describes it as just a lot of nonsense . But I bet he subconsciously or maybe intentionally got some of that nonsense from the period he was living in .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Remember, Carroll was also a mathematician and logician. I think he was just having fun playing around with mathematical/logical concepts.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

261 Sometimes a punt in the river is just that, a punt in the river.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (2GVsD)

262
"Oh, well you see, it's clearly a parable about child abuse in Victorian England, because blah blah blah."

No. It was a gifted polymath, high on opium, who wrote a fun story for his friend's kids, and accidently completely changed everyone's approach to children's entertainment because it became so beloved.

Academics have this driving urge to find things everyone loves, and then shit all over them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (BI5O2)

263 You have a Nissan GTR? Cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)


Nope. It's a wagon!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (n9ltV)

264 I recently saw one of those horrid Ford four door Mustangs. The tag read "Is Too."

Talk about delusional

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:34 AM (2GVsD)

265 258 Just posted a new Tensor image. Based on an old prompt and using different LoRAs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:31 AM (2GVsD)

That dog has taken his eyes off the frisbee. He is going to do a header into that stone wall.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:35 AM (bss/y)

266 264 I recently saw one of those horrid Ford four door Mustangs. The tag read "Is Too."

Talk about delusional
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:34 AM (2GVsD)

Oh, you mean the suv they stuck a running horse on?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)

267 Wagons are cool.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:36 AM (xHYkz)

268 What palace?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:37 AM (E6xSb)

269 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 10:37 AM (s+glL)

270 Oh yeah, sitting here at the DMV. Looking around...yeah mankind is screwed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 10:37 AM (2NfOB)

271 I just can't see Ebsen as the tin man.

Also, I recall reading that Bolger, Haley, and Lahr all had permanent aftereffects from the makeup for their respective roles.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

272 Dogs Playing Poker

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (E6xSb)

273 What about that wedding Obama drone striked?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)

274 Just because there's evidence disproving the conspiracy doesn't mean that the conspiracy is false.

In fact, the evidence countering the conspiracy only makes the case for the conspiracy stronger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:21 AM (mdSmG)


People will say that there are laser reflectors on the moon but that's just because a member of Kubrick's team placed it where while they were on location for the moon landing hoax.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

275 Howdy, Yaw!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:18 AM (LVvlK)


You're landing crooked?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

Just roll with it
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2026 10:20 AM


Sponge with the slow pitch, there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (kgE5c)

276 274 People will say that there are laser reflectors on the moon but that's just because a member of Kubrick's team placed it where while they were on location for the moon landing hoax.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

=======

Why didn't the Artemis II crew land on the moon to prove that Neil Armstrong had been there?

It'd be so easy to do! And then they could disprove all the conspiracy theories that have never been seriously addressed!

Also, the moon isn't real because the world is flat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:39 AM (mdSmG)

277 > You have a Nissan GTR? Cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)

Nope. It's a wagon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (n9ltV)
-----------
My wife's Explorer ST is a twin turbo V6 at something around 400+ HP. Gearheads are getting over 600 HP with the motor and mad mods.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 10:39 AM (AkEZC)

278 263 You have a Nissan GTR? Cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)

Nope. It's a wagon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (n9ltV)

Be like us: cruising down the streets of Tehran in our new Turbo Trans Am

Posted by: Fearless Iranians From Hell at April 07, 2026 10:39 AM (E6xSb)

279 What time zone is the 8pm deadline beige Iran goes ‘splody?

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (xHYkz)

280 252 3.8, whereas the typhoons and syclones had 4.3 turbos.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)

281 And don't even get me started on the theories about Carroll being a pedo... those are somehow even more baseless than the literary analysis. No evidence, just plucked from thin air to smear a dead genius for no particular reason besides hatred of the past.

If I were one of his descendants, there would be academics fetching up with orbital fractures for reasons nobody could be quite sure of.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

282 Iran is beige?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

283 Before, beige.
220,221

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (xHYkz)

284 Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:32 AM (NFX2v)

My understanding is that metallic paints can prevent sweating so the person overheats and dies of heat stroke. Was the reason given in a Lobe Wolf McQuade episode.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (lFFaq)

285 Wake me up when DJT nukes Tehran.

Posted by: XTC at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (6Uni8)

286
Sponge with the slow pitch, there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Does he not raise yaws and goiters for the river trade?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (xG4kz)

287 You have a Nissan GTR? Cool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)

GTR was a side project from 40 years ago featuring Steve Hackett and Steve Howe.

Disparagingly called by one critic “SHT”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (E6xSb)

288 Aimed for an Escher, hit a Feininger.

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (LHPAg)

289 285 Wake me up when DJT nukes Tehran.

Posted by: XTC at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (6Uni

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Trump committed a war crime by saying something that could be implied to be threatening a nuclear blast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (mdSmG)

290 Wake me up when DJT nukes Tehran.

Going to airdrop The Spew from a C-5M?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (2GVsD)

291 282 Iran is beige?
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (

The future is.

Posted by: Space: MCMXCIX so-called Season 2 at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (E6xSb)

292 263 shooting brake for the win. (210k on rastro van. it's not a mini van, it's medium sized!).

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (R11M+)

293 291 282 Iran is beige?
Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (

The future is.

Posted by: Space: MCMXCIX so-called Season 2 at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (E6xSb)

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"Tell my wife I said, hello."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (mdSmG)

294 [i
What time zone is the 8pm deadline beige Iran goes ‘splody?
Posted by: Heroq

8:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (xG4kz)

295 284 Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:32 AM (NFX2v)

My understanding is that metallic paints can prevent sweating so the person overheats and dies of heat stroke. Was the reason given in a Lobe Wolf McQuade episode.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:41 AM (lFFaq)

Wasn't a similar theme used in a James Bond movie once?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (N39Ws)

296 "GTR was a side project from 40 years ago featuring Steve Hackett and Steve Howe.

Disparagingly called by one critic “SHT”."


The guitars and the songs on that album are quite good.

The production is flawed. Everyone wants to homogenize a hit record.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (DgMqy)

297 Also, Margaret Hamilton got pretty badly burned doing her fiery entry into Munchkin Land.
Posted by: Bulg


Pffffft. Her sister had a house dropped on her.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (0SGkq)

298
Trump committed a war crime by saying something that could be implied to be threatening a nuclear blast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (mdSmG)

It’s never a war crime the first time (h/t, Fat Electrician).

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)

299 The guitars and the songs on that album are quite good.

The production is flawed. Everyone wants to homogenize a hit record.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (DgMqy)

I have that CD in fact.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:45 AM (E6xSb)

300 If I were one of his descendants, there would be academics fetching up with orbital fractures for reasons nobody could be quite sure of.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


"One of these days, for Alice . . ."

Posted by: right in the kisser! at April 07, 2026 10:45 AM (yYROg)

301 Wasn't a similar theme used in a James Bond movie once?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:44 AM (N39Ws)

That's actually what the Horde was referring to, beyond the Wizard of Oz issue, but I've never seen that particular Bond movie.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (lFFaq)

302 280 252 3.8, whereas the typhoons and syclones had 4.3 turbos.
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)

I think the 3.8L V6 engine is one of the better built GM engines out there. Hopefully they can return to it and ditch the 1.x liter turbocharged POS the build now.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (N39Ws)

303 What time zone is the 8pm deadline beige Iran goes ‘splody?
Posted by: Heroq


It's 6:15 pm in Tehran. +8:30 hrs. (Based off Central Time)

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (0SGkq)

304 287 both hackett and howe's solo albums appeal to me.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (R11M+)

305 Has Europe solved the 12 ton Kit-Kat or art heist yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (2GVsD)

306 I think the 3.8L V6 engine is one of the better built GM engines out there.



Tallest midget?

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (xHYkz)

307 That's actually what the Horde was referring to, beyond the Wizard of Oz issue, but I've never seen that particular Bond movie.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:46 AM (lFFaq)

Goldfinger, and stupidly revisited in Quantum of Solace

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (E6xSb)

308 307 Goldfinger, and stupidly revisited in Quantum of Solace

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (E6xSb)

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Eh.

That Goldfinger reference is one of the best parts of Quantum of Solace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (mdSmG)

309 In a long enough time span every car will have a 2.0L 4 cylinder turbo under the hood.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (xHYkz)

310 294 [i
What time zone is the 8pm deadline beige Iran goes ‘splody?
Posted by: Heroq

8:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (xG4kz)

Should we all turn our lights off at home in solidarity? Or do a grand bonfire?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (N39Ws)

311 "Tell my wife I said, hello."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (mdSmG)

Deep cut. Been watching Futurama on streaming?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (bss/y)

312 305 Has Europe solved the 12 ton Kit-Kat or art heist yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (2GVsD)

We DO know that one of the thieves is quoted as saying “give me a break, give me a break, give me a piece of that Kit Kat bar”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (E6xSb)

313 > shooting brake for the win.
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If I ever find a BMW Z-3 M Coupe....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (AkEZC)

314 Strawberry Fields, what ever happened to Gemma Atherton?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (2GVsD)

315 311 "Tell my wife I said, hello."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (mdSmG)

Deep cut. Been watching Futurama on streaming?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (bss/y)

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Nope. I've just memorized it. Better than learning to read.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (mdSmG)

316 >>> 311 "Tell my wife I said, hello."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:43 AM (mdSmG)

Deep cut. Been watching Futurama on streaming?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (bss/y)

Should we begin addressing TJM as Your Neutralness???

Posted by: question for the Horde at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (9vFyc)

317 314 Strawberry Fields, what ever happened to Gemma Atherton?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (2GVsD)

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British actress based in London. Most of her work is British movies.

She was in the most recent Kingsman movie, The King's Man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (mdSmG)

318 Should we all turn our lights off at home in solidarity? Or do a grand bonfire?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2026 10:48 AM (N39Ws)

We’re supposed to do that for Erf Day which is in 2 weeks.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (xHYkz)

319 People will say that there are laser reflectors on the moon but that's just because a member of Kubrick's team placed it where while they were on location for the moon landing hoax.

My old boss made some of those. If Apollo was fake, at least they had the decency to lie to him that his work was on the Moon.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (1zcQ9)

320 212. He dropped out of school at 14.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

He did.

Wealthy family, 7th of 9 children, grew up at Rose Lawn estate in NY. Home schooled until age 12, then went to military school for 2 years. Reportedly, he was severely disciplined for daydreaming, suffered some ill effects as a result, was allowed to return home.

Seems he might have always been a dreamer & encouraged by family.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (NFX2v)

321 304 287 both hackett and howe's solo albums appeal to me.

Me too. I had The Missus get me a few of Hackett's for Christmas, and I just finished his autobio.

Not classic literature, but interesting for a fan.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (DgMqy)

322 what ever happened to Gemma Atherton?
Posted by: Anna Puma

TJM tried to make her a thing after the Daily Daddario went away, but no one really cared about her, so he dropped it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

323 313 they look ~so~ cool... but the top don't go down.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (R11M+)

324 Nope. I've just memorized it. Better than learning to read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (mdSmG)

That's another one I need to rewatch. I have them on DVD (the first iteration.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:51 AM (bss/y)

325 323 313 they look ~so~ cool... but the top don't go down.
Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (R11M+)

As opposed to Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:52 AM (bss/y)

326 Goldfinger, and stupidly revisited in Quantum of Solace
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (E6xSb)

Was it? Didn't see QoS because I've never liked Daniel Craig as an actor. Lame that they recycled something already laughable.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:52 AM (lFFaq)

327 Should we begin addressing TJM as Your Neutralness???
Posted by: question for the Horde at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (9vFyc)

'What makes a man Neutral, Kif?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)

328 Seems he might have always been a dreamer & encouraged by family.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 10:50 AM (NFX2v)

Yup. He was smart, and liked to write, but was a bad student. Rather than force him into some horrible mind prison, his dad just bought him a printing press.

That's the way it's done.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 10:54 AM (BI5O2)

329 If I ever find a BMW Z-3 M Coupe....
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Many moons ago in a galaxy far away I live in an apartment complex, and my neighbor below me was a stripper. Errr a dancer, I mean. She owned one of those.

I’m not knocking stripping mind you. She made more in a weekend than I made a week.

And the answer to the question you’re thinking is no.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:54 AM (xHYkz)

330 Gotta say, space does nothing for me.

What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some smokes, a couple of scratch-offs, and a 6 pack of Schlitz.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)

331 She made more in a weekend than I made a week.

And probably spent it as fast as she made it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)

332 Gotta say, space does nothing for me.

What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some smokes, a couple of scratch-offs, and a 6 pack of Schlitz.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)

Is it necessary to note that on every post though? At this point you are becoming a troll on the subject.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 10:56 AM (lFFaq)

333 @332

>>Is it necessary to note that on every post though? At this point you are becoming a troll on the subject.

I've noted it on exactly two posts, thanks for keeping score.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:57 AM (XV/Pl)

334 330 Gotta say, space does nothing for me.

What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some smokes, a couple of scratch-offs, and a 6 pack of Schlitz.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)

I pity you.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:57 AM (Ahu4D)

335 Nope. It's a wagon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2026 10:33 AM (n9ltV)
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Audi or Merc?

Posted by: ballistic at April 07, 2026 10:57 AM (oqH4h)

336 Gotta say, space does nothing for me.

What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some smokes, a couple of scratch-offs, and a 6 pack of Schlitz.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


What have you got against Schlitz, racist?!

Posted by: The Negro Space Program at April 07, 2026 10:58 AM (Uh88k)

337 That Goldfinger reference is one of the best parts of Quantum of Solace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 10:47 AM (mdSmG)

The best part of Something of Boris was the brief appearance of Stana Katic.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:59 AM (Ahu4D)

338 And probably spent it as fast as she made it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)

She seemed like she had her shit together. I did t know her super well but the odd time is have a conversation with her she seemed pretty cool. Not coked out of her mind or other stereotypes.

I knew a girl in college who did some “dancing” as well. She was all business about it. If I were a hot 20 year old and could make $1000 a night shaking my ass I’d do it too, lol.

Posted by: Heroq at April 07, 2026 10:59 AM (xHYkz)

339 Should we begin addressing TJM as Your Neutralness???
Posted by: question for the Horde at April 07, 2026 10:49 AM (9vFyc)

'What makes a man Neutral, Kif?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Summer's Eve?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (0SGkq)

340 TJM tried to make her a thing after the Daily Daddario went away, but no one really cared about her, so he dropped it.

40 happened.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (Riz8t)

341 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

342 Rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 11:00 AM (0SGkq)

343 I've noted it on exactly two posts, thanks for keeping score.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 10:57 AM (XV/Pl)

Today? Because you did so on several posts yesterday.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 11:01 AM (lFFaq)

344 @334

>>I pity you.

Why?

This mission cost 4 Billion dollars and will provide very little over what we already know and essentially is a retread of something we already did 60 years ago.

4 Billion can buy a lot of scotch and steak.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 11:01 AM (XV/Pl)

345 284. My understanding is that metallic paints can prevent sweating so the person overheats and dies of heat stroke. Was the reason given in a Lobe Wolf McQuade episode.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

🤷‍♀️

The original Tin Man makeup for the 1939 Wizard of Oz film was a mixture of clown white covered with pure, ground-up aluminum powder. It caused Ebsen to suffer severe reactions.

Reportedly, the powder on his face also coated his lungs, causing shortness of breath, cramping, and hospitalization in an iron lung.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 11:01 AM (NFX2v)

346 321 also the hillage "L" album as well as the "L" album by creme and godley.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:04 AM (R11M+)

347 284 Was the reason given in a Lobe Wolf McQuade episode.

the noted ferengi, lobe wolf mcquade? that guy had some lobes!

Posted by: anachronda at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM (oY6Yp)

348 325 top goes up.
toilet seat covers boxes around here have "skirt" added after "pull up" and "panties" added after "then pull down."

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:06 AM (R11M+)

349 329 did she shift it conventionally or was she creative?

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:09 AM (R11M+)

350 330 make that malt liquor bull and you've got a bet.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (R11M+)

351 talls.

Posted by: cmeat at April 07, 2026 11:10 AM (R11M+)

352 287 GTR was a side project from 40 years ago featuring Steve Hackett and Steve Howe.

Disparagingly called by one critic “SHT”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 10:42 AM (E6xSb)


Ah, yes, good ol' JD Considine and his Short Takes in Musician magazine. I also liked his review of Yes' Talk album, which was "Shut up." Both made me laugh and are more memorable than their subjects, that's for sure!

Posted by: goozer at April 07, 2026 11:44 AM (BAs8w)

353 Feininger was at Bauhaus with Paul Klee. The Nazis shut Bauhaus down as producing degenerate art. Klee’s agent collected many of his works and sent them to the US for sale, saving them from being burned. Klee fled to Switzerland. His reaction painting, “Struck from the List” is powerful.

Posted by: Lester Fahrner at April 07, 2026 12:00 PM (tnTmD)

354 Why?

This mission cost 4 Billion dollars and will provide very little over what we already know and essentially is a retread of something we already did 60 years ago.

4 Billion can buy a lot of scotch and steak.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 11:01 AM (XV/Pl)

People like you are why we can’t have nice things or do things that advance humanity.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 07, 2026 01:01 PM (E6xSb)

The Morning Report — 4/7/26

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Good morning kids. This morning it's all about miracles and wonders. on the last episode of the podcast linked here and in the sidebar
also available on the popular platforms listed at the bottom of the post I poo-pooed the Artemis moon mission but colleague and cob CBD observed how the mission was yet another confirmation of, despite all our many and serious problems, the greatness of this nation in being able to send a sophisticated piece of technology and an incredibly skilled and brave crew on a half million mile journey to the moon and return safely please God. it was plain for all the world to see. while I do question the necessity of the government to be funding and involved in space technology and exploration, the Artemis mission and most especially the free market enterprises such as SpaceX are engaging in the necessary task of giving America the edge in securing the ultimate high ground for our national security and future prosperity. So consider me duly chastised in this regard. I hope that despite it being yet another DC Bureaucracy, perhaps Nasa and its partners in the private sector and the War Dept. can overcome the typical pitfalls of bureaucracy and make great strides in the aforementioned. Maybe I'm being more than a bit Pollyannaish, but still, here we are 53 years after the last lunar mission and making history again.

“You’ve made history and made all America really proud, incredibly proud,” Trump told the four astronauts just hours after they emerged from the far side of the moon. “Humans have really never seen anything quite like what you’re doing in a manned spacecraft,” Trump marveled. “It’s really special.” The commander in chief was introduced to the crew by NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman, who noted the president “wanted to be the first person to greet you after your return from the far side of the moon.” 

As awe-inspiring as this is, for my money there is nothing more inspiring and incredible as the bravery and daring of our men and women in uniform.

U.S. special operations forces rescued the second crew member from a downed F-15E fighter jet in Iran after a “heavy firefight,” successfully extracting both airmen and all rescue personnel from the country, according to multiple reports.
U.S. officials told Axios and Fox News the high-risk combat search-and-rescue mission recovered the weapon systems officer more than a day after the aircraft was shot down, concluding a complex operation that unfolded behind enemy lines. The weapon systems officer had evaded capture after ejecting alongside the pilot, using Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape (SERE) training to move away from the wreckage and take cover on elevated terrain while activating an emergency beacon, according to reporting cited by Fox News.


“The CIA executed a deception campaign to confuse the Iranians, who were desperately hunting for our airman. On Saturday morning, we achieved our primary objective by finding and providing confirmation that one of America’s best and bravest was alive and concealed in a mountain crevice, still invisible to the enemy but not to the CIA,” Ratcliffe said. (RELATED: Israeli Airstrike Takes Out Top Iranian Intel Chief, Officials Say)

Well, I imagine if John Brennan was still running Langley, he'd have guided the IRGC right to the downed airmen. The same Brennan who helped concoct the deception campaign known as the Russian collusion hoax.

hopefully now we can finish the job or at long last the Persian people can rise up and finish off the Mullahs.

President Donald Trump said on Sunday that the United States attempted to supply Iranian protesters with weapons this year so they could defend themselves against another massacre, but the effort was not successful because Kurdish intermediaries decided to keep some of the guns for themselves.

I and doubtless many of you had contemplated this kind of move. well to be fair the Kurds have been the targets of the mullahs, Saddam Hussein and the Turks because of their national aspirations and so arming them I suppose was a bridge too far for the Foggy Bottom bottom dwellers. That said to play devil's advocate do we really want to arm a potential insurgent force that could carry out terroristic acts in the same vein as the Basque separatists of Eta or the Ira?
then again the Kurds are not fanatical islamists. but if they can destabilize and counter the IRGC and mullahs maybe it's missed opportunity.

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1 Been married 42 years today

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

2 1 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)


Mazel tov, and here's to 42 more!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)

3 "What Exactly is NATO’s Purpose in 2026?"

The New Albanian Titty Observers have never wavered from our purpose.

Posted by: The NATO at April 07, 2026 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

4 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx

Congrats!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2026 07:29 AM (sn5xH)

5
ESPONJA11!!!!11

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2026 07:31 AM (2/MrR)

6 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 07, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

7 “Many experts agree that such attacks would be war crimes,” huffed Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.). Chris Van Hollen (D. Md.) agrees, as do Mehdi Hasan and Hasan Piker, the Dems’ new media darling.

Truly evil men

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)

8 Top 10! rAh!

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:33 AM (NR6c1)

9 Mazel tov, and here's to 42 more!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13)

It appears 1 of us is not getting out alive.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)

10 " “Many experts agree that such attacks would be war crimes,” huffed Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.). Chris Van Hollen (D. Md.) agrees, as do Mehdi Hasan and Hasan Piker, the Dems’ new media darling.

Let's talk about the Twin Towers.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 07:35 AM (vFG9F)

11 The next 24 hours will be interesting. Iran showing no signs of doing the right thing and capitulating. What will our response be?

Posted by: The Sanhedrin at April 07, 2026 07:37 AM (+9A0s)

12 >>What will our response be?

Tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: Mr. Shock and Mr. Awe at April 07, 2026 07:40 AM (Y1sOo)

13 Willowed:

>>> I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina.
*
Wolfus, are those the size towns you are scouting?
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026


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Not . . . really. Whenever I think of living in a small town, I remember how much I depend on Walmart, on having a (good) mechanic to work on my car, and having access to medical treatment if I need it. I know small places have many of those things, but -- Well, I can be persuaded to consider someplace small, yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 07:40 AM (wzUl9)

14 From the article about the Dems' view on the working class:

But to Kimmel, all that was condensed to being a “plumber,” as if his left-wing audience would likewise see a plumber reaching the highest levels of government as a joke.

And we all know that if Obama had been a plumber, making jokes about it would have the person canceled and his house firebombed while people screamed how raysis the comedian was.

Buy one standard, get the double for free.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:41 AM (NR6c1)

15 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

16 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
Congrats Mr and Mrs r hennigantx. 42 was the answer to the Ultimate Question in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. May it bring you many more years

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 07:43 AM (19SAM)

17 Sorry to say I disagree with your NASA assesment. NASA lead the way to DEI decades ago and it is so entrenched now it can never be removed.

NASA is collection of massively corrupt, over-grown sandboxes that was doing great pulling the wool over everyone's eyes until Musk found a way to make money in space.

NASA needs to go back to the labs and get the hell out of design and execution in Manned Space.

That is what the last five years plus has taught anyone who cares enough to pay attention.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 07:48 AM (jstR0)

18 The President should keep his threats to private discussion with Iranian govt figures. Do, don't talk.

The Congress and Democrats freak out when he speaks. Irritating twits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 07:48 AM (cRLyS)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:48 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx

Congratulations and God bless you both!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 07:49 AM (ZeH0U)

21 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)
====

Mazel tov to you and Mrs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

22 The article "Colleges should cover the cost when student borrowers default" has a bad link.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:50 AM (NR6c1)

23 The next 24 hours will be interesting. Iran showing no signs of doing the right thing and capitulating. What will our response be?
Posted by: The Sanhedrin at April 07, 2026


***
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 07:52 AM (wzUl9)

24 Goodbye NATO. An update on a prior post:

Trump & Co released a report on US global strategic priorities:

1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine
2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1
3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1
4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1

On #1, we have Venezuela, Greenland and soon Cuba
On #2, witness Japan's PM hugging Trump yesterday
On #3, see Europe's open hostility to American interests in Iran. Europe has similar interests, but they fear their imported Muslims

Trump will have us out of NATO by the end of 2026.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 07:52 AM (dtajH)

25 NATO's function today is to keep a number of shops/restaurants open, and to employ a number of kolledge grads...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)

26 Welcome back, JJ. I hope the perils of yesterday are behind you and all is well in your world.

Prayers will continue.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)

27 CBS Replaces Colbert With ‘Woke’ Comedian Who Sued McDonald’s for ‘Racism.’

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I remember Byron Allen from many decades ago. Disappointing to hear he's a woke, racist a-hole.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

28 Australia has indicted a Victoria Cross recipient for war crimes

apparently he killed enemy soldiers

https://tinyurl.com/35k9eaa9

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (ZxPkt)

29 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 07:53 AM (AkEZC)

30 The hope/belief that the Iranian Government would capitulate at some point was always a pipe dream. This is like fighting the Third Reich in the Spring of ‘45. They know they’re losing, but they’re going to hang on to power until every last bunker is hit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:54 AM (UA2di)

31 Have a great day!


And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.



Have a great day!


And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.



You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

32 “Fourth-graders struggle with basic reading. Eighth-grade science scores have declined.

well duh!

Nothing works of you cannot read. Not science, Not Maths.

K 1 and 2 should be reading and writing. Add in maths at 3. 5th graders should be able to read a NYT or WaPo article and write a summary.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

33 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)



Congratulations! That's fantastic.

All the best to you and yours on this wonderful day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Many thanks for the wishes and congrats.
Blessings for all my friends that live in the grey boxes.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:57 AM (/+uur)

35 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 07:57 AM (0SGkq)

36 To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.

All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)

37 "5th graders should be able to read a NYT or WaPo article and write a summary.
Posted by: r hennigantx "

It's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage" in the 5th grade at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (vFG9F)

38 Ari Fleischer laid into those western European NATO do-nothings on X. I hope he's right and that they've made a big mistake and will now see the results of their choices:

https://tinyurl.com/mwf56jwv

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

39 All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)



Independents prove once again, they're not paying attention and are moderately stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Re: plumbers. The Left can't do math. Trump can.

Trump is rebranding the R party to be for working people and small business owners. Centrist and populist. It's a majority coalition, as Non-college outnumbers College by more than 2 to 1. The trick has been to get Non-College to turnout.

This is why the GOPe is resisting.

Meanwhile, the Ds are intent on fighting lost Leftist causes, and continue to alienate working people.



Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (dtajH)

41 Kids today will have AI to do their thinking and reading. They will know everything that AI tells them.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

42 Meanwhile, the Ds are intent on fighting lost Leftist causes, and continue to alienate working people.



Posted by: Ignoramus at April 07, 2026 07:59 AM (dtajH)



The fact that the D's are hedging their bets on Hassan Piker, an evil leftist anti-American prick dog abuser, shows you exactly who they are and what they represent.

You vote for Democrats, you hate America, you hate freedom and you hate the American way of life, period. Because Democrats want to destroy every bit of that.

They want us Europe, islhamists included.

Never forget.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Death by torture is rampant” for Falun Gong practitioners in communist China

West Taiwan also has the habit of sending their thugs out to bully Falun Gong folks in free nations like ours.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:02 AM (NR6c1)

44 Trump’s claim that some Kurdish intermediaries kept weapons intended for the Iranian resistance is disturbing if true, mainly because if true it means whoever pushed that program has a disturbing naïveté about the entire region.

It would be insanely foolish to give ANY group in the Middle East weapons in the belief they’d willingly turn them over to someone else. Thats not how anyone in the region, even those who we think are receptive to us, thinks or is capable of doing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:03 AM (UA2di)

45 Kids today will have AI to do their thinking and reading. They will know everything that AI tells them.
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)



The ignorance of the millennial generation is, they think they're the smartest f*ckers ever because they have a computer in their hand that can tell them anything they want to know.

Meanwhile, all the generations before them had to LEARN, remember and invent all the shit they claim makes them smart.

They're not smart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1)

46 US hit a bunch of military targets on Kharg Island. If Tehran doesn't agree to a deal, while we are bombing the crap out of them , I'll bet we grab Kharg

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 08:04 AM (19SAM)

47 I saw Targets on Kharg open for They Might Be Giants at The Bomb Factory in 2012.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

48 Venezuela
Iran
Cuba
China

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

49 Australia has indicted a Victoria Cross recipient for war crimes"

It's an odd story - or reporters are idiots. None of it makes any sense...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)

50 Numerous news sites are reporting strikes on military sites on Iran's Kharg Island, with some postulating the whole power plants and bridges threat was a head-fake for an operation to take Kharg Island. Get your popcorn out. Could be fun.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (loAPd)

51 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx


Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:06 AM (0SGkq)

52 Mad Mamdani’s NY: Homeless couple allowed to drink and have sex in middle of the sidewalk

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I saw George Harrison on YT explaining that while in India he saw a monkey couple doing the nasty in street which was the genesis of the classic Why Don't We Do It In the Road? Now we've come full circle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ndZc7)

53 46 US hit a bunch of military targets on Kharg Island. If Tehran doesn't agree to a deal, while we are bombing the crap out of them , I'll bet we grab Kharg
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 08:04 AM (19SAM)

But the head of the UN said if Trump hit their bridges and electrical plants it would be a war crime ! Of course no word from this POS about Iran using cluster bombs to target civilians in Israel...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:07 AM (FtULh)

54 claim that some Kurdish intermediaries kept weapons intended for the Iranian resistance is disturbing if true, "

Nah. Let them fight. Or whatever. We're not in the nation building business.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)

55 The fact that the D's are hedging their bets on Hassan Piker, an evil leftist anti-American prick dog abuser, shows you exactly who they are and what they represent.
====

Rep. Ro Khanna just said he would go on that podcast again

Ro Khanna is also an evil leftist Anti-American prick

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

56 The other side of birthright citizenship …

French authorities agreed to help the U.S. crack down on tax evaders. But in doing so, people who just happened to be born on American soil face massive penalties and reams of red tape.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (loAPd)

57 I think it makes sense to disable Kharg Island. I’m still not convinced that it makes military sense to seize Kharg island.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)

58 If Iran won’t budge, ramping up attacks — including on bridges and power plants —makes sense

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The mad mullahs are willing, even anxious, for their own civilian population to suffer. You know, like the Democrats in the Senate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (ndZc7)

59 1 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM

And you posted FIRST!! Two great accomplishments!

Congratulations to both of you.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (Sco7b)

60 Numerous news sites"

They're all crediting an Axios report, so I'll wait...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR)

61 No deal -- insofar as we conceive what a deal means -- is possible with Islamics. I hope we understand that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (INQN/)

62 The mad mullahs are willing, even anxious, for their own civilian population to suffer.

"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:11 AM (NR6c1)

63 The crazy thing about the Artemis mission to me is the complete lack of publicity until lift off. I had no idea NASA was planning this. Last time NASA was on my radar was when Obama was slashing its budget and changing their mission to Muslim outreach.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 07, 2026 08:11 AM (iKUQG)

64
They're all crediting an Axios report, so I'll wait...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR

Tousi says so so probably true

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 08:11 AM (IJL3x)

65
Free Speech For People said in a press release Monday that a new national poll found “a majority of likely 2026 voters nationwide support impeaching President Donald Trump,” which the group called “an extraordinary and unprecedented level of support so early in a presidential term.”

The poll, conducted by Lake Research Partners from March 26-30 among 800 likely 2026 general election voters, found that 52 percent support impeaching Trump, while 40 percent oppose it. 46 percent said they strongly support impeachment, compared with 37 percent who strongly oppose it, while 8 percent said they were unsure or had no opinion.


Hey, I'm as pessimistic as the next guy/gal, but I find this very hard to believe. Lake Research Partners...who? Supposedly, the poll encompasses all party lines.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)

66 Election for a WI Supreme Court seat today. The progs have a good chance to solidify their hold on the court with Taylor, a former Planned Parenthood lawyer. The election hasn't gotten much airplay, perhaps as desired so-as to not stimulate non-prog turnout.

WI Morons, get out and vote for Maria Lazar.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (Q+gd/)

67 While Iranian “leaders” hide …

Iran called on its youth Tuesday to form human chains around its power plants – after President Trump threatened to decimate the Islamic Republic’s energy infrastructure if it fails to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. “Power plants that are our national assets and capital, regardless of any taste or political viewpoint, belong to the future of Iran and to the Iranian youth,” Alireza Rahimi, secretary of the Supreme Council of Youth and Adolescents, said in a video aired on state TV.

… so Trump bombs Kharg Island

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (loAPd)

68 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

69 insofar as we conceive what a deal means -- is possible with Islamics. I hope we understand that."

So far, the deal has been "you do that, then we'll punch you in the face"

I'm good with that. I'd also suspect they're used to dealing with more feckless westerners....

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)

70 Nah. Let them fight. Or whatever. We're not in the nation building business.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)

The story, if true, is that the US shipped some large supply of small arms to some Kurdish intermediaries, with the agreement they would turn these over to the Iranian opposition. Trump is saying that the Kurdish intermediaries then double crossed us and just kept them all for themselves.

My point is that everyone on our side should have seen that coming from miles away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (UA2di)

71 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

Described as the “world’s first anti-racist virtual world,” the immersive 3D environment has been deployed in colleges across Wales for pupils aged 16 and above since 2024.

It is like DOnkey Kong but you get to whack white peeps.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)

72 Hey, I'm as pessimistic as the next guy/gal, but I find this very hard to believe. Lake Research Partners...who? Supposedly, the poll encompasses all party lines.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)



And not one person they polled could state any 'high crime and misdemeanor' that Trump committed that's worthy of impeachment.

It's all bullshit made up by the media to remind you who's still in control of what happens in this country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Congratulations r hennigantx 42 is a long time, very long. I'll have 40 in August and it feels like forever ago. Have a great anniversary dinner/party/romantic evening.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (BCuCF)

74 Could Trump be saying the Kurds took them so the IRGC would think that the citizens aren't armed, when they really are?

Posted by: Jaimo at April 07, 2026 08:15 AM (BCuCF)

75 Election for a WI Supreme Court seat today. The progs have a good chance to solidify their hold on the court with Taylor, a former Planned Parenthood lawyer. The election hasn't gotten much airplay, perhaps as desired so-as to not stimulate non-prog turnout.

WI Morons, get out and vote for Maria Lazar.
Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2026 08:12 AM (Q+gd/)



Because our side sucks and refuses to play the long game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

76 French authorities agreed to help the U.S. crack down on tax evaders. But in doing so, people who just happened to be born on American soil face massive penalties and reams of red tape.
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (loAPd)

Big Govt is gonna Big Govt

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

77 Lake Research Partners...who? "

They're a Clintoon era dem group. They're used to float trial balloons...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR)

78 Powerline Blog has a follow up on the South African refugees Trump has taken in.

Known a few South Africans recently arrived in America, Afrikaner and English. Uniformly, they’ve said, what a joy just to be able to walk around freely. Without fear of attack. One young South African guy, when I raised the security issue, just blurted out, “I had a gun put to my head.”

A South African woman said an American told her, we have home invasions in this country, too. She asked, how many people do you know who have been home invaded? None, he said. I don’t know anyone who hasn’t had a home invasion, she told him. Her elderly parents were tied up at gunpoint. She was grateful they were only robbed.

My Afrikaner exGF carried a gun as a young woman out on the town. Explained cheerfully, you don’t stop for red lights in South Africa. That’s where they’re waiting for you.

Welcome to America. More immigration like this please. Afrikaners just want to work. Contribute.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:16 AM (SPRxV)

79 New Study: Trans Kids Are Much More Likely To Suffer Crisis After Transition

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File under No Shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:17 AM (ndZc7)

80 The story, if true,"

Yeah.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)

81
My point is that everyone on our side should have seen that coming from miles away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:13 AM (UA2di)



There's a strong chance they did and that's why they gave them small arms instead of Biden's Afghanistan Giveaway types of equipment.

You dribble and you shoot. We know now that should things get REALLY sporty, Kurds are on the table as targets.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

82 Select Committee on Benghazi found that the U.S. military response was slow and inadequate.
Despite the deadly eight-hour attack that claimed four American lives and the House’s investigative report documenting a slow and unprepared military, none of the Pentagon’s highest ranked officers were relieved of command HANGED or faced the FIRING SQUAD as punishment.

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:18 AM (/+uur)

83 56 The other side of birthright citizenship …

French authorities agreed to help the U.S. crack down on tax evaders. But in doing so, people who just happened to be born on American soil face massive penalties and reams of red tape.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:08 AM (loAPd)

China's tax rates are also a lot lower than the US (and US citizens pay higher of US or local when overses). Probably have a lot of "tax evaders" to chase there as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 07, 2026 08:18 AM (okun6)

84 Could Trump be saying the Kurds took them so the IRGC would think that the citizens aren't armed, when they really are?"

Shush. We're supposed to be concerned.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:18 AM (XuXeR)

85 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

So they refused to learn the lesson about Amelia.

Afrikaners just want to work. Contribute.

Yes, but those are the WRONG kind of immigrants! They're chock full of huwite soopremasy and should go back to their country since they weren't really oppressed oppressed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:19 AM (NR6c1)

86
Free Speech For People?
Pfffffttt...

People For Free Speech!

Posted by: Monty Python at April 07, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

87 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.


Translation: The Welsh Government took 1.2m in tax dollars, lit cigars with it and wiped their ass with the remaining cash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

88 44 Trump’s claim that some Kurdish intermediaries kept weapons intended for the Iranian resistance is disturbing if true, mainly because if true it means whoever pushed that program has a disturbing naïveté about the entire region.

It would be insanely foolish to give ANY group in the Middle East weapons in the belief they’d willingly turn them over to someone else. Thats not how anyone in the region, even those who we think are receptive to us, thinks or is capable of doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:03 AM (UA2di)

In perfect fairness, if you gave me a cache of weapons and said "pass it on," I would be the proud new owner of a cache of weapons.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (ypYV4)

89 57 I think it makes sense to disable Kharg Island. I’m still not convinced that it makes military sense to seize Kharg island.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)

It might if we're permanently leaving certain European military bases...if we take it, it should be a permanent take which eventually coincides with some drawdowns from Europe...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (tOcjL)

90 I’m on a phone and can’t link. Trump has just posted a truth social post that is both a warning and a cue for the people of Iran. Maybe someone can post it.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (7MAtR)

91 r hennigantx

Congratulation! on your 42nd anniversary. May the path forward be as rewarding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

92 Described as the “world’s first anti-racist virtual world,” the immersive 3D environment has been deployed in colleges across Wales for pupils aged 16 and above since 2024.
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Wasn't this a South Park episode back when it didn't suck?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:22 AM (SPRxV)

93 ------------------------
Wasn't this a South Park episode back when it didn't suck?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:22 AM (SPRxV)



Woof. How far back do you have to go for that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Expressing his dismay at the lack of protection for British personnel, Tugendhat told GB News:

"My take is pretty simple - we may not have agreed with the initial decision to strike, that's an American and Israeli decision...But I see absolutely no reason why we didn't have assets in the region, why we didn't have Type 45 destroyers in the region to protect our citizens and our allies. It's baffling to me."

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (loAPd)

95 Okay, I like comedy shows and the CBC is delivering this morning.

1. They're hand-wringing if Trump is bluffing. TACO! Wait, TACO? "He seems serious this time." All the progtards simply view Trump as impulsive, volatile, no plan whatsoever, stupid and my new favourite pathological, narcissistic mysogynist.

2. Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself. Because when the bombing started, their first impulse was to hold back. But now bridges, foreign piwer and desalination plants are on the table.

3. Irans calling on civilians to act as human shields and form human chains around power plants. I'm sure their going to get right on that Mo! You first....

I'm not sure what's going to happen, but I don't want this going on until 2069. And if President Trump can help the Cubans before the mid-terms, this all goes down the memory hole.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)

96 Oh yay, something new for the uninformed to set their hair on fire over.

A tank farm near the Bridge of the Americas exploded creating a beautiful fireball. At least one person is missing.

But shipping traffic continues to use the Panama Canal.

So don't panic and always bring a towel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (2GVsD)

97 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

That's quite sad, really. And no, I don't understand the willingness to do this sort of thing. Even for $$$

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (XuXeR)

98 PDJT: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionary wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (j+aD2)

99 I’m on a phone and can’t link. Trump has just posted a truth social post that is both a warning and a cue for the people of Iran. Maybe someone can post it.
Posted by: Jen the original


Jen, this one?

Truth Social - POTUS
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (0SGkq)

100 Kharg Island is one of the largest oil refineries and terminals Iran has. Deep water for large tankers. If the US controls Kharg, the US controls the oil processed and shipped for there. A huge amount of oil that Iran exports moves through Kharg.

The EU, China and Russia depend on Kharg. The US doesn't.

That makes it ripe for exploitation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (AkEZC)

101 Good morning JJ and horde
Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (e9eAG)

102 I think that's the post in question.

Praying for the people of Iran.

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (j+aD2)

103 for > from

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 08:26 AM (AkEZC)

104 why we didn't have Type 45 destroyers"

Well, there's a million plus wasted in Wales...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)

105 jinx rick!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2)

106 For years, China relied on exploiting U.S. sanctions to import steeply discounted oil from pariah states like Iran and Venezuela to fuel its economy and military buildup. Now, President Donald Trump’s interventions against both Caracas and Tehran have upended this lucrative arrangement.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (loAPd)

107 Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us."

Because we can. And should.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

108 A huge amount of oil that Iran exports moves through Kharg.

The EU, China and Russia depend on Kharg. The US doesn't.

That makes it ripe for exploitation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


You misspelled explosion.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (0SGkq)

109 95 2. Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself. Because when the bombing started, their first impulse was to hold back. But now bridges, foreign piwer and desalination plants are on the table.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)

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Iran has been threatening to release the real stuff, to really fight back, for more than 4 weeks.

And all their doing is firing a handful of missiles per night at Saudi Arabia and other nearby countries.

They had the golden opportunity to get an American POW to torture live on the Internet. He was injured and alone in their country for 2 days. They lost 1500 men trying to get to him while the US built a makeshift airbase 20 minutes from an Iranian city of 2.2 million people.

All while massive stockpiles of their ballistics weapons capabilities have been destroyed in giant balls of fire for weeks.

I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore. They would have done it weeks ago. All they have left is terror against their own people and LEGO AI slop videos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (mdSmG)

110 Nova Local & Tom Servo

We should not occupy Kharg Island. This would undercut our quest for a change in leadership. And it is an enclave that would consume a lot of resources for force protection coupled with logistics struggles. A new government will need the revenue to rebuild.

Power plants and bridges as targets is a better move. We can start the cleansing of the IRGC from rural areas and borders, moving arms in to let the Iranian people decide. Go long on local concrete firms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

111 You can't fool me. This "swinging around the moon" bit is all nonsense, perpetrated by AI and Hollywood. They even invented a clogged Space Toilet story for cover.

Posted by: Discerning Chap at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)

112 jinx rick!
Posted by: BlackOrchid


I will hladly buy you a Coke. 😁

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (0SGkq)

113 Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (e9eAG)



It's my firm belief that we're doing this in a rapid fashion because China said they wanted to go to the moon. Everyone knows China would use that as leverage and threaten to destroy it, destroying Earth as we know it, so we're getting there first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

114 For years, China relied on exploiting U.S. sanctions to import steeply discounted oil from pariah states like Iran and Venezuela to fuel its economy and military buildup

This cannot be understated. The issue here remains China.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

115 I hope Brennan is chewing peptos with all this

traitorous FUCKHEAD

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (j+aD2)

116 107 Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us."

Because we can. And should.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

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1. It's awesome.

2. It's less than the fraud in Minnesota.

At this point, people complaining about the cost of Artemis are just deeply unserious.

We could build 10 moonbases for what Newsom has wasted on a high speed rail that's never laid any track.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (mdSmG)

117 101 Good morning JJ and horde
Have to that don't have a problem zooming around the moon, but don't see what it does for us.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (e9eAG)

For now, it's just progress...as is most scientific government spending...eventually all the advancement trickles down to us in numerous ways (see the Internet)...

For now, doing something far away in space is still pipedream land...but I guess so was flying people in the sky 150 years ago...and to get to the 1st goal, you have to take baby steps to get there.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (tOcjL)

118 Has the Royal Navy strained every sinew to send a THIRD Type 45 destroyer to sea?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:29 AM (2GVsD)

119 1 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM
******
Amazing! Congratulations!!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

120
This cannot be understated. The issue here remains China.


agree but the Globalist Left exists and although it's controlled by China it thinks it's independent of it. lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2)

121 With an awful record with SCOTUS …

That hasn't stopped the Centennial State from pushing the envelope on subsequent speech mandates: a sanctuary-state loyalty oath for Colorado lawyers and a public accommodation law that allegedly restricts what businesses can say about the biological differences between men and women.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (loAPd)

122 Black Orchid

Can we hope it is cyanide?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (2GVsD)

123 "My take is pretty simple - we may not have agreed with the initial decision to strike, that's an American and Israeli decision...But I see absolutely no reason why we didn't have assets in the region, why we didn't have Type 45 destroyers in the region to protect our citizens and our allies. It's baffling to me."

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Dude, cowardice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ndZc7)

124 111 You can't fool me. This "swinging around the moon" bit is all nonsense, perpetrated by AI and Hollywood. They even invented a clogged Space Toilet story for cover.
Posted by: Discerning Chap at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM
+++

I know, right?

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

125 And not one person they polled could state any 'high crime and misdemeanor' that Trump committed that's worthy of impeachment.

It's all bullshit made up by the media to remind you who's still in control of what happens in this country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

Impeachment isn't criminal. It's political. All that is required is the unbreakable will to punish your political enemies.

THAT, the left has in spades.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (FmapG)

126 Is that picture of the current moon-traveling astronauts? Where did Victor Glover's head go? Did they leave it behind the moon?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (FMtrg)

127 All they have left is terror against their own people and LEGO AI slop videos"

An unarmed population. Something many of our "leaders" (Tillis) wish they had...

Buy ammo

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)

128 122 Black Orchid

Can we hope it is cyanide?


lol I was trying not to go there but YES

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (j+aD2)

129 "My take is pretty simple - we may not have agreed with the initial decision to strike, that's an American and Israeli decision...But I see absolutely no reason why we didn't have assets in the region, why we didn't have Type 45 destroyers in the region to protect our citizens and our allies. It's baffling to me."

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Dude, cowardice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ndZc7)



"If Jimmy jumps off the Empire State Building, are YOU going to jump off the Empire State Building?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

130 Tousi says Kharg Island is under attack

So are railways, so is the airport

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

131 Today Is National Beer Day. 🍺

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

132 I had a good first impression of the Kurds when they were allied with us against Saddam and then ISIS. But then I saw that they were not so good guys in Syria against Christians. My new impression is that they are a just another one of many muslim tribes that looks out for what they perceive to be their best interests and that were in charge of a country of their own they would be no different than Syria's Assad family tribe (Alawites?). They have no country of their own and are (generally) oppressed minorities in Turkey, Iraq, Syria and Iran, so they have the current appearance of the underdog.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (Dv3i1)

133 yeah don't trust the kurds

AT ALL

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (j+aD2)

134 Washington Nearder

I need help.

Now Sprue Brothers is having a sale on Dragon and HK Model kits. The 1/32 HK Do 335 Pfeil is talking to me.

Somebody stop me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (2GVsD)

135
Impeachment isn't criminal. It's political. All that is required is the unbreakable will to punish your political enemies.

THAT, the left has in spades.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 08:30 AM (FmapG)



Valid, but they did it twice and Trump got reelected in a landslide.

Now they're telling me a majority of voters want to see that AGAIN? I don't think so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

136 Has the Royal Navy strained every sinew to send a THIRD Type 45 destroyer to sea?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Camilla, the face that launched, uhh, three ships.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)

137 WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:25 AM (0SGkq)

Ned Pepper: “I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (UA2di)

138 why don't I trust the Kurds?

a) muslims

b) lionized by our leftist press

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

139 110 Nova Local & Tom Servo

We should not occupy Kharg Island. This would undercut our quest for a change in leadership. And it is an enclave that would consume a lot of resources for force protection coupled with logistics struggles. A new government will need the revenue to rebuild.

Power plants and bridges as targets is a better move. We can start the cleansing of the IRGC from rural areas and borders, moving arms in to let the Iranian people decide. Go long on local concrete firms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

I don't know - if you occupy the moneymaker (Kharg) and bankrupt Iran (really it's leaders), nothing says you can later make a deal with the new leaders to jointly deal with the assets...in fact, that would seem to be a more likely way to keep the new leaders in line (and China poor)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (tOcjL)

140 Today Is National Beer Day. 🍺
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)



I drank my share last night. Does that count?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

141 Now they're telling me a majority of voters want to see that AGAIN? I don't think so......


exactly sponge lol

yeah guys, run that play again

it won't backfire or make you look nuts THIS time! do eet!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

142 According to MicroSponge, today is International Beaver Day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (2GVsD)

143 just another one of many muslim tribes"

Yep. Tribalism is the default human condition. Not recognizing that is fatal hubris.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)

144 To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.

All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.

Posted by: one hour sober


It should not have been a surprise, this is how that party has always operated. Too late now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (0U5gm)

145 Who is that in the black and white portion of the graphic?

Posted by: I don't get it at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

146 Whenever a moron says "moonbase" I think of hot chicks in mini-skirts with purple hair.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)

147 According to MicroSponge, today is International Beaver Day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:34 AM (2GVsD)



What does my penis have to do with any of this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

148 71 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

Described as the “world’s first anti-racist virtual world,” the immersive 3D environment has been deployed in colleges across Wales for pupils aged 16 and above since 2024.

It is like DOnkey Kong but you get to whack white peeps.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)


The Communist campaign against innate human nature continues. One reason Communism fails in the long run is it runs counter to human nature, which is not close to pure communism/socialism above a small tribal level. So at medium-to-large scale, the Commies turn to a combination of brain-washing, indoctrination in children's schools, and forced compliance, to force people to live as good little commie workers and citizens.

The Leftists worldwide always turn to propaganda, indoctrination, and forced compliance sooner or later in their quest to rule. They have to.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (5rh/l)

149 I think it's amusing and I agree with the ladies who expressed it- that Victor Glover of Artemis II is a rather nice looking man and I appreciate that he's both very intelligent and a man of religious faith and seems like a good guy. I enjoyed his "Easter" message.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (looXz)

150 145 Who is that in the black and white portion of the graphic?

Posted by: I don't get it at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

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Considering the text, I'd assume it's a Honeymooners reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (mdSmG)

151 "However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionary wonderful can happen,..."

Sorry, not buying this for a second. If they're Islamics, they're Islamics.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (INQN/)

152 Somebody stop me."

You're out of paintbrushes?

/nah. Go get em...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

153 Somebody stop me.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Just stop it.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (Y8DZL)

154 Anna Puma

Do you need an intervention?

I would like to hear details of those STOL aircraft that got the people out of Iran. Can they smuggle arms in?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

155 151 Sorry, not buying this for a second. If they're Islamics, they're Islamics.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:35 AM (INQN/)

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Iran run by Islamists like those that run Saudi Arabia would be better than the current flavor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (mdSmG)

156 Whenever a moron says "moonbase" I think of hot chicks in mini-skirts with purple hair.

It was Lt. Gay Ellis for you wasn't it nyah? Was she simply irresistible?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (2GVsD)

157 148 71 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

wait are they implying that the welsh are white?!!?

hmm I don't think so!

/jk

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD2)

158 Somebody stop me.
Posted by: Anna Puma



"SNAP OUT OF IT!"

*SMACK*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

159 Have you petted an International Beaver today?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (Dv3i1)

160 Nate Silver posted this breakdown of engagement for twitter users and it shows way, way more for right of center political users over leftwing ones: https://tinyurl.com/2mbk79mz

My take is that I am surprised I'm not aware of some of the bigger ones like Gunther Eagleman but the left's take on this cracks me up...

Silver complains this shows the ecosystem is broken and I see other lefties arguing twitter is an echo chamber.

But I think what it really shows is that right of center people prefer discussions, not hierarchy and honestly there are way, way more right of center people at least in the US. The left is competitive due to fraud, LIVs influenced by the media, and people voting for who is giving them $$$ - none of those three groups is going to go to twitter to ask Brian Allen if the Democrat's take on the Iran war is good for the country.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)

161 Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself.

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No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)

162 >To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.
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So, what?

Posted by: Old Lady Spamburger at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

163 Should I have type that as "Mico$ponge" then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2GVsD)

164 161 Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself.

-
No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)

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Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)

165 It was Lt. Gay Ellis "

*sigh*

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

166 162 >To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.
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So, what?

Posted by: Old Lady Spamburger at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

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Will probably affect the whole referendum on the redistricting thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)

167 Gref

We do need a transfer program of sending DEI university professors for a sabbatical in North Korea or rural Red China. Send the students to Cuba.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

168 The Welsh Government has invested more than £1.2million in a virtual reality educational platform designed to lecture students about “white privilege”.

They also made an ad recently having Welsh preteen school girls in their uniforms talk about how much they wanted to meet immigrants and refugees in much the same that ads for singles resorts show attractive women in bikinis.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (sKqQm)

169 I see four space suits but I only see three Astronauts. What's up with that? Casper, maybe?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (n17eQ)

170 I would like to hear details of those STOL aircraft that got the people out of Iran. Can they smuggle arms in?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

War Crime!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Dv3i1)

171
Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)



I'm old enough to remember last week when they said they had the capability to attack California.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

172 Two words: Stop it.

Posted by: Bob Newhart at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)

173 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

TYRUS SAYS IT PERFECTLY on the rescue of our airman in Iran: "That decision was his PRESIDENCY. You understand that if ONE person had died what this news cycle would have been. If one pilot hadn’t got out, they’d be screaming war crimes and more!"

“They knew this was his win because all they could talk about was his language. ‘Did you hear what he said?’ You’re damn right I heard what he said!"

“He was willing to put his career on the line and his own team were saying the risk is high, but he went with his gut. With leadership, that’s the difference between being great when you do things for the people regardless of what it does to you politically."

https://tinyurl.com/2s4mbtwp

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

174 Don't get cocky, kid.

Posted by: Indy in the Oval Office with DJT at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (jstR0)

175 I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore. They would have done it weeks ago. All they have left is terror against their own people and LEGO AI slop videos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:27 AM (mdSmG

Exactly. My favorite part of President Trump's presser yesterday was the line line "They're great bullshitters."

I did some very basic research on Kharg island. It wouldn't be too hard to take but grok - yeah GIGO - said it's vulnerable to missiles and drone attacks for awhile. Even if the power plants are destroyed, all these have independent power supplies.

Even now, I have to imagine targeting and communications are an issue. Much more if President Trump is bluffing.

Oh grok also said Iran exports 2.2 million barrels of oil a day. Opec is near capacity but at these prices I'm sure all oil producing countries could and would be anxious to cash in. It may take a little while. Gas prices were $5.02 under Biden.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Sco7b)

176 Considering the text, I'd assume it's a Honeymooners reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Just a bus driver and sewer worker trying to get ahead and make a buck outside the government job, being berated and put down by shrewish, sarcastic wives.

An American tragedy.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Y8DZL)

177 To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.

Megan McCain was recently complaining on twitter that Spanberger ran as a moderate and is government as a leftwing lunatic.

Well honey, there is a lesson for you here and while it is better to get knowledge late then never will this actually influence you the next time some "nice moderate" Democrat is running against a MAGA meanie and you have to pick one to endorse?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)

178 171
Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)


I'm old enough to remember last week when they said they had the capability to attack California.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

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They've been promising to take the gloves off for damn weeks.

Which is weird, because I was assured that all the US bases were vaporized, we lost thousands of troops (which the government is hiding), and Iran has been winning so one-sidedly that there's probably some kind of Iranian invasion of New York just days away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (mdSmG)

179 Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself"

"I'm gonna hold my breath"

... OK.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)

180 Will probably affect the whole referendum on the redistricting thing.
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We can only hope. The Empire of NOVA is not a good thing for VA.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 08:40 AM (n17eQ)

181 166 162 >To the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.
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So, what?

Posted by: Old Lady Spamburger at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

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Will probably affect the whole referendum on the redistricting thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)

Unlikely - Trump proposed a 0% 2027 non-military raise...that is far more likely to affect the race. Fairfax would then be very happy with 5 of 11 seats to lobby with...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (tOcjL)

182 Anna Puma

Thank you for the Lt. Gay Ellis reference. What elbows she has.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

183 Eric Daugherty is #2 in engagement on twitter from Silver's list.

I've seen him mentioned before but I don't really know much about him either

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)

184 there's probably some kind of Iranian invasion of New York just days away.

Mayor Mad Mahdami is tanned and rested.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (2GVsD)

185 175 Oh grok also said Iran exports 2.2 million barrels of oil a day. Opec is near capacity but at these prices I'm sure all oil producing countries could and would be anxious to cash in. It may take a little while. Gas prices were $5.02 under Biden.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Sco7b)

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Add in demand destruction at the higher points, and there's a reason we still haven't seen the $200 per barrel price people were promising weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (mdSmG)

186 so , what is being OBLITERATED on Kharg...

"Israel and the U.S. carried out strikes on Kharg Island, targeting a radar station, military base, and docking facilities in the Persian Gulf."

you don't need no docking stations, durka, durka! we bring our own!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:41 AM (GD0B3)

187 Are the Welsh white? Well, yes but . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (ndZc7)

188 FWIW, I survived the in and out margins conflict on yesterdays's MR, and the text color changes on the ONT. Good times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

189 ...and a bunch of railways are being blown up too. On the mainland.

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3)

190 The Dems have argued for a bit they want to make DC a state...should the Rs counter argue to extend the borders of DC while leaving it a non-state?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)

191 Nate Silver’s post has earned a lot of ridicule. For example, he labels Jackson Hinckle as “right wing” even though Hinckle is an open communist, and has often stated his great admiration for Lenin and Stalin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (UA2di)

192 Do not worry, I have until Thursday to succumb to the wiles of buying the kit.

And nice Airplane! reference.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (2GVsD)

193 probably some kind of Iranian invasion of New York just days away"

New Jersey. There are certain sections of New York that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

194 Isn't bluffing

Coffee licking in....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (Sco7b)

195 Posted by: Paul at April 07, 2026 08:42 AM (E4iI6)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

196 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:42

It was amusing but I couldn't read the yellow typeface.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (looXz)

197 Well, McDonald's now has K-Pop Demon Hunters themed Happy Meals, so like millions of other dads, I now have to deliver a lengthy explanation that we can't eat poison every day whenever I put my daughter in the car.

She doesn't even like their food that much. But now, she thinks she does.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

198 Nate Silver’s post has earned a lot of ridicule. For example, he labels Jackson Hinckle as “right wing” even though Hinckle is an open communist, and has often stated his great admiration for Lenin and Stalin.

He's another guy I don't know.

Then there is also the fact the left has shifted so far left over the last 20 years...if you were to take this infographic based on the stated views of the Dem party in 2006 Musk for example would be in a blue circle.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

199 Rosie O’Donnell Returns to U.S. for Second Time

Wait...she left? I thought the neighborhood was quieter.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (NR6c1)

200 My take is that I am surprised I'm not aware of some of the bigger ones like Gunther Eagleman

==

Gunter is good; not all big ones on engagemetn are good, at least nothing there for me...I don't get the love for catturd..must be catlovers

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:44 AM (GD0B3)

201 191 The Dems have argued for a bit they want to make DC a state...should the Rs counter argue to extend the borders of DC while leaving it a non-state?
---------------
Simple fix, just return DC to Maryland with the exception of the Federal Corridor. Problem solved. The VA portion of DC has been VA for a long, long time.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (n17eQ)

202 Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

203 Catturd makes me LOL at least once a month.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)

204 Democrats Plot Impeachment of Trump a Third Time
Why stop there lol?

Rep. Yassamin Ansari (D-Ariz.) said she will introduce articles of impeachment against Hegseth next week for "repeatedly violating his oath of office and his duty to the Constitution."

The list of reasons is endless. Let's start with him touting America's "air dominance" just before one of our fighter planes was shot down by Iranian air defense and two of our soldiers had to be rescued behind enemy lines, and openly defying a federal judge who ruled that the Pentagon violated the first amendment by restricting press access to his "department of war."

Should impeach him for restricting women and minorities from being promoted to top general positions, because Trump doesn't want to stand next to them in a parade.

Whoever authorized bombing a kindergarten needs to be tried as well as the one that actually did the bombing. We need to make it crystal clear if you are military and don't disobey a illegal order you will face punishment.

Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JCZqz)

205 Even the Irish got tired of Rosie O'Donnel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:46 AM (2GVsD)

206 Catturd makes me LOL at least once a month.

==

ok, I give him that, one or two lol things once in a while...

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)

207 Speaking of impeachment . . .

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Democrat Graham Platner wants to impeach “at least two” Supreme Court Justices.

"But to make that happen, we need to elect people to the Senate that want to wield power like that, who understand that power matters."

Platner leads in the polls for the Senate seat in Maine.

-
Sieg Heil!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:46 AM (ndZc7)

208 Man...those reddit people are more toxic than 4chan. I'm kind of impressed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

209 ALL YOUR OIL ARE BELONG TO US!

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)

210 Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants.

The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)

211 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

212 Tousi reports an attempted jihadi attack at the Israeli embassy in Ankara

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

213 Man...those reddit people are more toxic than 4chan. I'm kind of impressed.

4chan = socially stunted autists
Reddit = commie-NAZI hybrids

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

214 Rosie O’Donnell Returns to U.S. for Second Time"

Third time's a charm, they say...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

215 I was really hoping that Rosie would find a nice Muzzie fellow in Ireland. Hilarity would ensue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (19SAM)

216 is Platner the nazi tatoos guy ?

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:48 AM (GD0B3)

217 No one voted for Spamburglar. She was just an anti-Trump totem.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (NA269)

218 Platner leads in the polls for the Senate seat in Maine.


Some right leaning group should get people to dress up as NAZIs holding signs for Platner following him around.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

219 Platner the nazi tatoos guy ?"

Jah

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)

220 No one wants to taste Rosie O'Donnel's Lucky Charms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)

221 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

222 Tousi playing Iranian state TV urging people to take their children to power plants today to form a human shield.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

223 No one wants to taste Rosie O'Donnel's Lucky Charms.

Not enough Guiness in the world for that

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

224 I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore.

Sleeper Cells. Muslims and recruited Americans alike. Armed with CDLs. With small arms. With fertilizer bombs.

The fallout, as places like NYC and San Fran and Denver attempt to shield them can't be overstated.

And overdue.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (OQ3w/)

225 Platner, a real Maineiac.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)

226 209 Man...those reddit people are more toxic than 4chan. I'm kind of impressed.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

========

After 1/6, Trump was facing his second impeachment trial.

He had already lost the election. He was on his way out of office, and the Senate could have delivered the fatal blow: conviction. It would take 67 Senators, but the GOP could finally lay down a judgement, a constitutional judgement, that Donald J. Trump was no longer allowed in politics for the rest of his lift.

They only got 57 votes. Of the 7 Republicans who voted for conviction, only 3 are left in the Senate.

Seriously...people who dream about impeachment as something remotely feasible should be mocked as fucking stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (mdSmG)

227 San Francisco median house price jumps 18% to 2.15 million
===

No.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

228 one voted for Spamburglar. She was just an anti-Trump totem"

But we're smaht! We have degrees and stuff!

/NOVA feds

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)

229 @MarkSimonHK
With H1B’s and OPT’s continuing free run in the system, it’s going to be amazing to watch in a few months how
@GOP & @realDonaldTrump team @SusieWiles & @ChrisLaCivita discover H1B’s are the new “southern border”.
___

I thought Trump increase H1B fee to $100k up from $1k. First I heard of OPT, now I hafta look it up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (Dv3i1)

230 People still pay attention to polls?

Posted by: Why? at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

231 223 Tousi playing Iranian state TV urging people to take their children to power plants today to form a human shield.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

And these are the less radical, more reasonable figures of the regime?

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:50 AM (INQN/)

232 Distant Diagnosis: MS Now Doc Who Rated Biden ‘High-Functioning’ Says Trump Has ‘Signs of Dementia’

Dr. Vin Gupta
@VinGuptaMD
·
Follow
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.

Developing and worsening gradually over time.

The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.

-
You can trust him. He's a doctor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)

233 218 Platner leads in the polls for the Senate seat in Maine.


Some right leaning group should get people to dress up as NAZIs holding signs for Platner following him around.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

======

Collins lost every poll but 2 in her 2020 re-election campaign. She was losing those polls by a not small amount.

She won the election by 8.

Polling of Maine seems...flawed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (mdSmG)

234 No one wants to taste Rosie O'Donnel's Lucky Charms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)



I just threw up in my mouth a little.........

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

235 Crap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

236 Platner, Blut und Boden !

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)

237 194 probably some kind of Iranian invasion of New York just days away"

New Jersey. There are certain sections of New York that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade...
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR

Detroit. Make them prove themselves.

Iran's demands are hilarious. Beautifully delusional. I saw 2013 'Evil Dead 2' this weekend. One guy is telling his girlfriend "Everything is fine. Everything is going to be alright."

I admired his optimism considering ... let's just say I burst out laughing at what was happening and him telling her everything was going to be alright. Dude was truly a glass half full guy.

In many ways, that's the story of Iran....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Sco7b)

238
Polling of Maine seems...flawed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:51 AM (mdSmG)



This is the story of all polls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

239 Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants.

The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)
----
I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)

240 224 I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore.

Sleeper Cells. Muslims and recruited Americans alike. Armed with CDLs. With small arms. With fertilizer bombs.

The fallout, as places like NYC and San Fran and Denver attempt to shield them can't be overstated.

And overdue.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (OQ3w/)

=======

That was the attack on the synagogue in Michigan.

And it's been kind of quiet since.

Um...I don't think the Iranian sleeper cells are doing much more than monetizing on X with AI slop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (mdSmG)

241 San Francisco median house price jumps 18% to 2.15 million
____

You could by 7 similar size houses in NE Ohio for that amount of money.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (Dv3i1)

242 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

Why would anyone take their kids to hold hands around a power plant even if they were an Islamist , unless you thought worse would happen to you if you didn't?

Despicable government.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (7RYym)

243 Dr. Vin Gupta
@VinGuptaMD


He's the one exhibiting dementia and derangement, just like Dr. Brandy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (2GVsD)

244 Dr. Vin Gupta"

Snort.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

245 "You can trust him. He's a doctor."

Is he brandishing a rubber hammer to hit your knee with that is reflected in the cd taped to his forehead?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (DgMqy)

246 "Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants."

That will work up to the first low level transonic pass by an F18.

Posted by: Indy in the Oval Office with DJT at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (jstR0)

247 NR Pax

Be a shame if a tailored worm would infest their computers with quotes from Thomas Sowell. And jpegs of Ludwig von Mises and Friedrich Hayek, for the EU lover in them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

248 164 161 Iran is threatening to no longer restrain itself.

-
No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)

=====
Remember when they were promising the super advanced missiles that would fly past all the interceptors and everything?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:38 AM (mdSmG)


They are doing what they can. They are using some missile warheads that deploy/scatter small entry vehicles with HE warheads. Nearly impossible to target and destroy all the small bombs before they impact. Current US/Israeli anti-missile systems have very limited capability to intercept and destroy warhead before it scatters the small boys. The only good aspect is the small boys can't do a whole lot of damage. But they can play havoc with parked aircraft (one of them may have taken out that E-3C at a Saudi airbase) and randomly hit schools, apartment buildings, and other non-hardened mil and civvy stuff. China likely has similar cluster IRBM warheads aimed at Guam and other US Pacific bases.

Long explainer with photos here -
https://tinyurl.com/487fs299

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (5rh/l)

249 Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.

I'm not going to bother going to Wikipedia. I assume the source of that remark was "Trust me bro."?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (NR6c1)

250 Man...those reddit people are more toxic than 4chan. I'm kind of impressed.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

Dude, I love reddit. I don't post their stuff like the liaison, but I go there a lot. I'm always game to see how every topic can become about Marxism.

Go ask a random question - "how can I get rid of these weeds for good? [photo]"

You'll get 40 responses, some useful, some not, and then "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WEED! Your lawn is the invasive species, and your obsession with it is internalized fascist otherization. I bet you're a Trumpalo since you love borders and eugenics so much."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (BI5O2)

251 I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Look up the term "child soldiers."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (2GVsD)

252 239 The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)
----
I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)

======

What if the same regime was threatening to murder these same children a couple of months ago because their parents were protesting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (mdSmG)

253 We're for strippers.

Posted by: Polls at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)

254 CORRECTION: Israeli consulate in Istanbul

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

255 ----
I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)



"What?!!?"

- - - - - - Harpie Bringing Her Kids to an Anti-ICE Rally

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

256 4chan = socially stunted autists
Reddit = SUPER QUEER commie-NAZI hybrids
Posted by: 18-1

You left out an important factor.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (JCZqz)

257 I'm no legal scholar, but isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

So is launching missiles at neutral flagged ships sailing to and and from neutral countries.

I would LOL if Trump starts putting captured Iranians on trial for piracy.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

258 I though Israel pulled all their diplomats from Constantinople ?

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)

259 Why would anyone take their kids"

Nah. They'll take your kids.

Their kids are living large in LA...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

260 >Rosie O’Donnell Returns to U.S. for Second Time
---

she's so big, it took two trips

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)

261 The main reason for nato from an American policy perspective is to keep the American defense industry rolling in the green.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (IlT3+)

262 "...isn't using children as human shields usually considered to be a "war crime?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (ESVrU)

A question the NY Times will never ask.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (INQN/)

263 211 Iranian regime is planning on placing children holding hands together to protect their power plants.

The kids, "it beats walking through an uncleared Iraqi minefield for the Ayatollahs."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:47 AM

On X there’s a picture of some Iranian Bruce Springsteen or something sitting in front of a power plant with a guitar, saying he wants to protect it with the power of song of something. I’d love to see a JDAM reserved for him personally.

Yeah, that would be the waste of a good bomb on foolishness. But as Deadpool said once: “Stupid. But worth it!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (UA2di)

264 Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JCZqz)
********
Pete Hegseth was NEVER kicked out of the military. WTF with the rest of the BS?

Does anyone ever correct these people or it just one big echo chamber of lies?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

265 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect

-
Well, if I had to talk to one for 45 minutes I'd probably stab him too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:56 AM (ndZc7)

266 Iran gonna get serious *now*, eh?
https://shorturl.at/bMFbb
(from the March 14 memes)

Posted by: We're still waiting at April 07, 2026 08:56 AM (9vFyc)

267 I thought Trump increase H1B fee to $100k up from $1k. First I heard of OPT, now I hafta look it up.


asshole tech co's and Dept's are using OPT to get around the H1-B fee (and other visa types)

all of them need to be suspended ESPECIALLY OPT

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (j+aD2)

268 Forget it redridinghood

It's Reddit where they huff each others farts and svck off some rando's junk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)

269 Dr. Vin Gupta
@VinGuptaMD
·
Follow
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.

Developing and worsening gradually over time.

The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.

-
You can trust him. He's a doctor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


So was Fauci.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (0SGkq)

270 @libsoftiktok
Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect



Democrats are asshoe

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

271 picture of some Iranian Bruce Springsteen or something"

Baby we were born to RUN!

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

272 Pete Hegseth was NEVER kicked out of the military. WTF with the rest of the BS?

-
Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (ndZc7)

273 @VinGuptaMD
·
Follow
Erratic.
Can’t finish sentences.
Often confused.
Illogical train of thought.
Word finding difficulties.

Developing and worsening gradually over time.

The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.



You're 3 years too late, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

274
258 I though Israel pulled all their diplomats from Constantinople ?
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)

Why is it Istanbul, not Constantinople?
Why did Constantinople get the works?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (UA2di)

275 Tom Servo

Maybe we can invent a smart paint bomb for the wanna-be Bruces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)

276 Does anyone ever correct these people or it just one big echo chamber of lies?


the second thing but also they're nuts so a lot of people are afraid to get near enough to them to correct them

also Reddit will delete any non-leftist post. in any subR

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (j+aD2)

277 273 Developing and worsening gradually over time.

The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.


You're 3 years too late, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

Nah, he's convinced me.

I'm not voting for old people in 2028.

I'll vote for Vance over old lady Kamala who can't finish sentences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (mdSmG)

278
It's Reddit where they huff each others farts and svck off some rando's junk.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)



That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

279 The Vin Gupta?
Well, when you've lost him, you've lost ... some random street-shitting third-worlder who ought to be deported along with the rest of his clan.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (ypYV4)

280 So was Fauci.

It turns out - get this - that lying pricks can graduate medical school as well.

Posted by: Yep at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (OQ3w/)

281
I'll vote for Vance over old lady Kamala who can't finish sentences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (mdSmG)



*hic*

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

282 You'll all notice the Western 'peace activists' aren't going to Iran to act as human shields.

Apparently they learned a few things when Saddam was willing to put them to use. Some did stay in Iraq though.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Sco7b)

283 Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect


is it wrong of me to chuckle here? it's not Grizzy Man but it's almost that good

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (j+aD2)

284 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)


Congrats.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

285 Whatever happened to "unconditional surrender?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

286 282 You'll all notice the Western 'peace activists' aren't going to Iran to act as human shields.

Apparently they learned a few things when Saddam was willing to put them to use. Some did stay in Iraq though.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Sco7b)

======

I'll donate to the GoFundMe to send them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (mdSmG)

287 Whatever happened to "unconditional surrender?"
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)



Are they still getting bombed?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

288 btw anyone see clips of Newsome's wife yammering on? my word that woman

the hand thing! I'm Italian we talk with our hands but NOT LIKE THAT

what is that?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 08:59 AM (j+aD2)

289 Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
_____

The Peoples Commonwealth of Massachusetts deserves everything they are getting. There is no amount of degradation that will wake up those losers to their folly.

(sorry for the 40% that purportedly vote Republican, get out while you can, I guess)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (Dv3i1)

290 is it wrong of me to chuckle here? "

Nah. Chuckle, guffaw...whatever.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)

291 249 Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.

I'm not going to bother going to Wikipedia. I assume the source of that remark was "Trust me bro."?
Posted by: NR Pax

There's nothing in his military record regarding substance abuse or sexual misconduct I've seen reported, although various allegations were made regarding both during his civilian life.

He was on orders for Biden's inauguration (many National Guard troops support inauguration), and "was removed from duty at after a fellow guardsman flagged him as a potential "insider threat" due to a "Deus Vult" (Latin for "God wills it") tattoo on his biceps..." He later resigned and retired, but wasn't disciplined.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (JCZqz)

292 264 Just a reminder that the current “Secretary of War” was kicked out of military service for theft, substance abuse, and sexual misconduct.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JCZqz)
********
Pete Hegseth was NEVER kicked out of the military. WTF with the rest of the BS?

Does anyone ever correct these people or it just one big echo chamber of lies?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)


It's one big echo chamber. Always echoing are lies that Trump was convicted of rape, raped girls at Epstein Island that looked like Ivanka because you-know-why, MAGA is a cult, and endless others.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (5rh/l)

293 270 @libsoftiktok
Democrats in Massachusetts replaced cops with social workers
One of them was just stabbed while responding to a call after spending 45 minutes talking with the suspect


Democrats are asshoe
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

In fairness, if you've met social workers, there's hardly a more stabbable demographic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (ypYV4)

294 You'll all notice the Western 'peace activists' aren't going to Iran to act as human shields.

Sharon 'Medea' Benjamin and other Code PInkos are still milking their outrage after returning from Cuba.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (2GVsD)

295 I saw a police cam video a while back.

Cop is called to a domestic disturbance. He parks his car and starts walking up to a house.

When he gets about 10 feet from the door a woman comes sprinting out with a knife charging at him.

He started backing up and reaching for his pistol but he had maybe a second and shot her as she landed at his feet.

Now, what happens if that is an unarmed social worker?

Also if you find threads on this sort of thing you will find the left complains BOTH that the cops arrest to many people when going to domestic disturbances AND that they don't take them seriously enough.

This is caused by the conflict between the left's pro-crime side and its feminist side - something like what happens when you drop a cat with a slice of peanut butter toast on its back onto a carpet...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)

296 289 The Peoples Commonwealth of Massachusetts deserves everything they are getting. There is no amount of degradation that will wake up those losers to their folly.

(sorry for the 40% that purportedly vote Republican, get out while you can, I guess)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 09:00 AM (Dv3i1)

=======

Only 30% of the people who booed Michelle Wu at the Red Sox game will vote against her.

30% will vote for her because Republicans hate the gays.

The final 40% don't live in Boston and can't vote there anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:01 AM (mdSmG)

297 Whatever happened to "unconditional surrender?"

Ask them. It would save them a lot of headaches...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

298 asshole tech co's and Dept's are using OPT to get around the H1-B fee (and other visa types)

all of them need to be suspended ESPECIALLY OPT
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Suspended? Like from a rope?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 07, 2026 09:02 AM (Dv3i1)

299 CNN - targets on Kharg have been struck.

Only ones reporting that, They have 'sources.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b)

300 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at April 07, 2026 09:03 AM (53oGX)

301 Black Orchid

Before she hooked up with Gavin Newscum, she as a bit of blonde fluff Harvey Weinstein banged.

So, you could say Gavin settled for Harvey's leftovers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)

302 It's Masters Week, y'all should be whispering reverently.

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (ZxPkt)

303 President Donald Trump said on Sunday that the United States attempted to supply Iranian protesters with weapons this year so they could defend themselves against another massacre, but the effort was not successful because Kurdish intermediaries decided to keep some of the guns for themselves.

--------------

That was a rather idiotic move on the Kurds part, they could have come out of it with their own country but since they screwed Trump they screwed their own chances. Now nobody owes them any favors.

Posted by: Decaf at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (Tbs6N)

304 So, you could say Gavin settled for Harvey's leftovers."

Eww.

Double ewww.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (XuXeR)

305 302 It's Masters Week, y'all should be whispering reverently.


it is!

will distract me from flyers' post season desperate attempt stress

and UConn losing argh

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (j+aD2)

306 I think it would be quite the shock if the US gained control over the bulk of the global petroleum related production. China's ambitions would be curtailed. So would Russia's. The EU would be forced to get their collective shit together. NATO becomes even more irrelevant.

And the bitching about high gas prices would end.

US wins in Venezuela and Iran can't be overstated as the global ramifications are pretty significant.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (AkEZC)

307 301 Black Orchid

Before she hooked up with Gavin Newscum, she as a bit of blonde fluff Harvey Weinstein banged.

So, you could say Gavin settled for Harvey's leftovers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)

=======

Really, she's the perfect feminist icon.

She fucked her way into a job with one of the monsters of #MeToo before he was exposed.

She's so unhinged about her feminism that her sons have been going hard right for years.

She's turning her husband's political career into her story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (mdSmG)

308 It's Masters Week, y'all should be whispering reverently.

I'll have a pimento sandwich, please.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)

309 OMG, it's a shit storm!

BREAKING: NASA'S TOILET JUST BROKE FOR THE THIRD TIME ... ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Ryan Caton
@dpoddolphinpro
TOILET UPDATE: Orion's toilet is NO-GO for use. Houston has requested all Artemis II crew members to use their Collapsible Contingency Urinals (CCUs) in the meantime.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (ndZc7)

310 And the bitching about high gas prices would end"

We'll see about that!

/California

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

311 Artemis II's toilet is based off the one in the ISS.

Have there been stories of the ISS toilet breaking?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)

312 Ryan Caton
@dpoddolphinpro
TOILET UPDATE: Orion's toilet is NO-GO for use. Houston has requested all Artemis II crew members to use their Collapsible Contingency Urinals (CCUs) in the meantime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (ndZc7)



This is what the mission will be remembered for.

Well done, NASA.

You successfully Amber Heard in space.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

313 Is the spaceship called Artemis or Orion?

Posted by: Bulg at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)

314 Tucker has now finally put his complete and consuming Trump hatred on full display - he’s actually more extreme than most leftists. He says Trump is a crazed mass murderer who is only attacking Iran because Trump enjoys killing people.

And Candace is even worse, calling on all soldiers to desert their posts. Well at least the break is finally very open and complete.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (UA2di)

315 She's turning her husband's political career into her story.

And she is going full Thelma & Louise with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)

316 The IRGC has called for all "citizens" to form human chains around power plants...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (IJL3x)

317 Artemis II's toilet is based off the one in the ISS.

Have there been stories of the ISS toilet breaking?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)



I don't think it was because no. There have been zero stories about the toilet in the ISS for any reason.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

318 Well done, NASA."

Failure is not an option!

Oh...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (XuXeR)

319 Optional Practical Training (OPT) for F-1 Students

12 months before or after grad - so companies can exploit a year of cheap foreign labor and then move to the next student, all free...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (tOcjL)

320 314 Tucker has now finally put his complete and consuming Trump hatred on full display - he’s actually more extreme than most leftists. He says Trump is a crazed mass murderer who is only attacking Iran because Trump enjoys killing people.

And Candace is even worse, calling on all soldiers to desert their posts. Well at least the break is finally very open and complete.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (UA2di)

=======

"You misinterpret Tucker. He's just saying that Trump should be focusing on drug deaths in the rurals, something he hasn't talked about in a year."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (mdSmG)

321 The Vin Gupta?
Well, when you've lost him, you've lost ... some random street-shitting third-worlder who ought to be deported along with the rest of his clan.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 08:58 AM (ypYV4)

It was a signal of the end for Guidepost magazine when they did a feature article about him. He isn't a Christian so the only reason to choose him would have been his politics which Guidepost wasn't supposed to be concerned with.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (lFFaq)

322 Whatever happened to "unconditional surrender?"
Posted by: I gotta ask

Surrender? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

Posted by: Redditors who think Iran is beating the evil American empire at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (JCZqz)

323 Tucker has now finally put his complete and consuming Trump hatred on full display - he’s actually more extreme than most leftists. He says Trump is a crazed mass murderer who is only attacking Iran because Trump enjoys killing people.

And Candace is even worse, calling on all soldiers to desert their posts. Well at least the break is finally very open and complete.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (UA2di)



If you're paying attention to either one at this point, you're a retard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

324 Is the spaceship called Artemis or Orion?"

Yes. Yes it is

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)

325 The mission is called Artemis II

The rocket is Orion.

The crew named the capsule Integrity.

I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (2GVsD)

326 315 She's turning her husband's political career into her story.

And she is going full Thelma & Louise with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)

======

Newsom genuinely never had a chance anyway with Kamala going to run.

Still, Newsom being able to blame his stupid, harpy wife for his failure to secure the nomination will probably lead to some very fun domestic conversations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (mdSmG)

327 314 Tucker has now finally put his complete and consuming Trump hatred on full display - he’s actually more extreme than most leftists. He says Trump is a crazed mass murderer who is only attacking Iran because Trump enjoys killing people


And he was incensed that Trump mocked Islam with his "Praise Allah ." Tucker needs an intervention

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (IJL3x)

328 308 It's Masters Week, y'all should be whispering reverently

I'm waiting for that FIFA thing when this place just becomes soccer, soccer, soccer...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (Sco7b)

329 that's a lot of names, Anna

it's like, too many? bad branding there

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (j+aD2)

330 The Department of Homeland Security told the New York Post that Carlos Corte-Corte, 38, of Ecuador, was taken into custody by ICE on March 31 and placed into removal proceedings following the March 28 incident at Laundry Kingdom in Patchogue.

"This three-time deported criminal illegal alien, Carlos Corte-Corte, kidnapped an innocent four-year-old girl from a laundromat on Long Island. New York sanctuary politicians chose to release this kidnapper from jail to prey on more innocent children rather than cooperate with ICE law enforcement," Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis told the newspaper.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

331 Scientists Identify Single Cause of Cognitive Decline

-
CNN?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

332 And he was incensed that Trump mocked Islam with his "Praise Allah ." Tucker needs an intervention


did he convert or something?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)

333 Surrender? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances"

So it is a movie thread...

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)

334 332 And he was incensed that Trump mocked Islam with his "Praise Allah ." Tucker needs an intervention


did he convert or something?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)

======

He's being paid by the algorithm to cater to his audience.

His audience is probably now majority Pakistani.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (mdSmG)

335
did he convert or something?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)


He might as well...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (IJL3x)

336 A petition has been launched in an effort to remove a Washington County (Tennessee) Board of Education member and the district’s superintendent over comments made toward a student during an early-April meeting. During a BOE meeting that was streamed on YouTube on April 2, board member Keith Ervin can be heard saying the following to a student he was sitting next to: “God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?”

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

337 Stop censoring Tucker by criticizing him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (BI5O2)

338 Scientists Identify Single Cause of Cognitive Decline

-
CNN?"

iPhones

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)

339 Maybe Tucker and Candy need to travel to Tehran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)

340 Still, Newsom being able to blame his stupid, harpy wife for his failure to secure the nomination will probably lead to some very fun domestic conversations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (mdSmG)



Heavy is the broad that wears the strap-on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

341 Also if you find threads on this sort of thing you will find the left complains BOTH that the cops arrest to many people when going to domestic disturbances AND that they don't take them seriously enough.

This is caused by the conflict between the left's pro-crime side and its feminist side - something like what happens when you drop a cat with a slice of peanut butter toast on its back onto a carpet...
Posted by: 18-1



It spins trying to find which side to land on.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (0SGkq)

342 339 Maybe Tucker and Candy need to travel to Tehran.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)


Yes... They can be part of the human chain protecting the power plants

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (IJL3x)

343 y'all are just trying to cancel Cucker! this is a big tent!11

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (GD0B3)

344
did he convert or something?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 07, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)



Qatucker Qatarlson?

No way.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

345 Surrender, surrender
But don't give yourself a-waaay.

Posted by: Cheap Trick at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (wVcYX)

346 Scientists Identify Single Cause of Cognitive Decline

-
CNN?"

iPhones
Posted by: man


iPhones with the CNN app on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:13 AM (0SGkq)

347 always been an elitist leftist

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3)

348 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 36 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. There were a few flurries in the sky as I was making my morning tea (Irish Breakfast, if you're interested), but it's supposed to change to rain soon.

It's another day of writing. I have editing to do first, then a chapter set at the Santa Monica Pier and then I'll be trying to figure out how to introduce a major plot point without it being some sort of deus ex machina.

My doggeh Odessa is lying under the table as I write. She's lonely for her sister Yuki. I am too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (ufSfZ)

349 Thought it was a golf thread.

Posted by: Just got here at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2Ez/1)

350 Today is National Beer Day.

I trust that I can count on all here to celebrate appropriately.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (IpIf3)

351 TJM

That needs a remake - Tomb of Ligia starring Gavin and his wife.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2GVsD)

352 I'm waiting for that FIFA thing when this place just becomes soccer, soccer, soccer...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (Sco7b)



That period where no one posts because they're too busy flopping around on the ground.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

353 $23M for Space Toilet that doesn't work. Where's the outrage?

[signed]

$600 toilet seats from yesteryear.

(It wasn't $600 for just a toilet seat, by the way. It was for the entire commode system -- seat, waste holding tank, plastic enclosure).

Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (Y1sOo)

354 351 TJM

That needs a remake - Tomb of Ligia starring Gavin and his wife.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2GVsD)

=======

LEAVE ROGER CORMAN'S SACRED BODY OF WORK ALONE!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (mdSmG)

355 If you're paying attention to either one at this point, you're a retard.
Posted by: Sponge

Exactly. I want to hear more of what Springstein and De Niro have to say, their voices are important.

Posted by: Auspex at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (Y8DZL)

356 Is the spaceship called Artemis or Orion?
As far as I can tell...
Artemis is the program
Artemis II is this mission
Their capsule is an Orion named Integrity.

Posted by: t-bird at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (1zcQ9)

357 Thought it was a golf thread."

Shush.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (XuXeR)

358 If I have to use cooking spray on a non-stick pan to get stuff to not stick, it's not a non-stick pan
it's just a pan

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 09:15 AM (ZxPkt)

359 "that's a lot of names, Anna

it's like, too many? bad branding there"

Don't worry about it. Most of it is lying at the bottom of the Atlantic anyway.

Posted by: pawn at April 07, 2026 09:16 AM (jstR0)

360 Black orchid and Rick, thank you for posting Trump‘s truth social post this morning. I’m in and out on a working on a project and could not do it.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2026 09:16 AM (7MAtR)

361 At least it's not a Men's Professional Kickball thread...

Posted by: Thank goodness at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

362 If I have to use cooking spray on a non-stick pan to get stuff to not stick, it's not a non-stick pan
it's just a pan"

Wow.... man.

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (XuXeR)

363 TJM

How about a remake of The Omega Man because she is killing off his political career.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (2GVsD)

364 A petition has been launched in an effort to remove a Washington County (Tennessee) Board of Education member and the district’s superintendent over comments made toward a student during an early-April meeting. During a BOE meeting that was streamed on YouTube on April 2, board member Keith Ervin can be heard saying the following to a student he was sitting next to: “God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

Such a sad state of affairs in education. Imagine ending a question with a preposition. And by a sitting school board member, no less. Pitiful!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (wVcYX)

365 At least it's not a Men's Professional Kickball thread..."

Or curling

Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)

366 325 The mission is called Artemis II

The rocket is Orion.

The crew named the capsule Integrity.

I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:10 AM (2GVsD)


The mission is called Artemis II

The rocket is an SLS (Space Launch System)

The manned spacecraft it launches are Orion spacecraft (capsule is out at NASA; and anyway, Orion is massive compared with a Mercury or Gemini (which were officially spacecraft))

The crew named the capsule Integrity.

Confusion about all this seems to be intentional by NASA.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2026 09:18 AM (5rh/l)

367 Kharg Island is still safer than Coney Island. Have a Kharg VRBO next week and fully intend to go.

Posted by: Off-Season Rates Still Apply at April 07, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)

368 At least it's not a Men's Professional Kickball thread...
Posted by: Thank goodness at April 07, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)



I saw 2 'sports' on TV last night at the sports bar.

Underwater missile something or other and bicycle soccer.


It was 2 of the most ignorant things I've likely ever witnessed.

"I can't be an athlete in a recognized sport, so I'll just make something up with my frat bros and call it good."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

369 “Pure green screen bulls–t. Same exact fabric they use on movie sets. Artemis? Fake as hell. They never went up there. Whole thing’s a staged circus and we’re the idiots paying for it. Truth’s buried under layers of CGI and lies. Wake up, man,” a second X user added.

“Over 50 million dollars a day to give us green screen BS,” wrote a third X user.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

370 I was going to fry up some ham slices in a pan Easter morning, and I was going to put a little oil in the pan so the ham would get crispy edges, but The Missus intervened and no oils were permitted to be used.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (DgMqy)

371 “Over 50 million dollars a day to give us green screen BS,” wrote a third X user.

Bet they will love the new He-Man movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)

372 Black orchid and Rick, thank you for posting Trump‘s truth social post this morning. I’m in and out on a working on a project and could not do it.
Posted by: Jen the original


👍🏻 Any time.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2026 09:20 AM (0SGkq)

373 Is there a sign at NASA HQ that says 'Don't use the bathroom'?

Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (Oy/m2)

374 Judge finds Minnesota has fraud problem, refuses to order Trump to restart Medicaid money

“Though Minnesota credibly complains that the federal government’s deferral is historically unprecedented in its size and timing, I conclude on this record that the deferral likely complies with the controlling federal regulations,” the judge wrote.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

375 No job too far!

You stuff 'em, we flush 'em.

Posted by: AAAA Space Plumbers at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)

376
“Over 50 million dollars a day to give us green screen BS,” wrote a third X user.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)



"I'm a miserable asshole and won't be satisfied until everyone else is a miserable asshole just like me."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

377 Now Sprue Brothers is having a sale on Dragon and HK Model kits. The 1/32 HK Do 335 Pfeil is talking to me.

Somebody stop me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 08:32 AM (2GVsD)

DO IT!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (FmapG)

378
Bet they will love the new He-Man movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)



Woke trash.

He-Man's alter ego has a job, with a desk, and his name plate has is f*cking 'pronouns' on it.

F*ck that with a rubber hose.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

379 AAAA Space Plumbers

Mario and Luigi in space!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (2GVsD)

380 The U.S. carried out "dozens" of strikes against military targets on Iran's Kharg Island late Monday night and early Tuesday morning, a senior U.S. official told Fox News. President Donald Trump first floated attacks on the Iranian stronghold last week as his threats over reopening the Strait of Hormuz kicked off. "U.S. hit dozens of military targets on Kharg Island overnight,” the official told Fox on Tuesday. There have been no reports that the U.S. has deployed troops to strike the island [ disappointing Democrats ].

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

381 Now the Social workers unions in Mass will demand police escorts. Naturally this will defeat the whole idea. Dems don't think beyond their own wonderfulness

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (19SAM)

382 AI cut one of the heads off

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (LOZbR)

383 It's the apocalypse!

Starbucks Rolls Out New Tipping Options as Expert Warns of “Tip Creep”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)

384 We are attempting to bomb a stone-age culture into modernity. Not sure how that will turn out, but it gives me a clear picture of what "bitter clinging" looks luke. And the Democrat Party is no diffetent.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (kGdxl)

385 AAAA Space Plumbers

Mario and Luigi in space!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:22 AM (2GVsD)



"We care for Asstronauts Uranus."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

386 The U.S. middle class is shrinking, but not because more Americans are poorer. Instead, more households are climbing into the echelons of the upper middle class due to income gains in recent decades, according to research from the nonpartisan American Enterprise Institute.

About 31% of U.S. households earn enough to be considered upper middle class, a roughly threefold increase since 1979, making it the nation's largest economic group, the research found. Meanwhile, the share of Americans in the "core" and "low" middle class segments has declined over that time, primarily because more households in those income groups have jumped ahead economically, AEI found.

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

387
Starbucks Rolls Out New Tipping Options as Expert Warns of “Tip Creep”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)



I thought that was the guy at Twin Peaks that thinks he's taking the waitress home if he tips big enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

388 Sponge

Best way to destroy the new He-Man movie is to complain about the choice of voice for Skeletor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)

389 "I'm a miserable asshole and won't be satisfied until everyone else is a miserable asshole just like me."

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (ufSfZ)

390 Best way to destroy the new He-Man movie is to complain about the choice of voice for Skeletor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)



Haven't heard it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

391 6/1/25 Charlie Kirk- "Islam is not compatible with western civilization."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

392 NASA need to spend one mission solely dedicated to toilet operations in space.

They could even give it a snazzy mission name and patch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (AkEZC)

393 LOL @ Washington Nearsider

Let me check to see if I won the lottery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (2GVsD)

394 Wouldn't a modified Shop Vac work just fine as a space toilet? We sell many sizes for wet/dry cleanup.

Posted by: Ridgid Corporation at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (oftw2)

395
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (ufSfZ)



You likely yearn to be happy, unlike them, who yearn to drag everyone down to their level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

396 Well, if nothing else, they will get to the moon and eat green moon food.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (ZRzmB)

397 6/1/25 Charlie Kirk- "Islam is not compatible with western civilization."
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)



He was not incorrect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

398 You could take the conspiracy nuts up on a rocket, show them the view of Earth from that high up and they'd still think it was fake.

That's when Plan B takes effect. "OK, go ahead and walk out the door and get a good picture of the sound stage to show how you proved us wrong."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (NR6c1)

399 Sponge

It does not sound in anyway like Skeletor. And Prince Adam in the trailing spends a lot of it begging people top trust him even though he hid on Earth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)

400 MS Now made me laugh this morning too.

They had a promo....

"The most watched morning show in Washington D.C.!"

That explains a lot.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (Sco7b)

401 I...don't think there's much to escalate with anymore. They would have done it weeks ago. All they have left is terror against their own people and LEGO AI slop videos.
--
I don't know which is more pathetic:

- The Iranians who keep making these obviously empty threats
- Or the leftists who keep repeating them as if they are serious

As seen on X, they're real good at killing unarmed teenage girls.
But are 0-1500 against actual soldiers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (HXT0k)

402 Iranian villagers protect downed U.S. airman, while lefty bastard Europeans root for his capture

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

403
It does not sound in anyway like Skeletor. And Prince Adam in the trailing spends a lot of it begging people top trust him even though he hid on Earth.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)



hollywood just continuing it's trend of destroying the memories of my childhood........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

404 ID cards are necessary sometimes.

LOL: Some People Can Get into Obama’s Library for Free — But Only With Valid ID

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (ndZc7)

405 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (Suwql)

406 Charlie Kirk- "Islam is not compatible with western civilization."
Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

I was sleeping when a demon attacked me. The ghost of Kirk fought him off and then said "that Jewish dybbuk was trying to stop you from hearing my message: right before Mossad and their sleeper agent Erika killed me, I was planning to join the IRGC."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)

407 Right now my toe doesn't care about war

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 09:29 AM (LOZbR)

408 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 07, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

409 Starbucks Rolls Out New Tipping Options as Expert Warns of “Tip Creep”

Experts in what? Tipping?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (ypYV4)

410
Scientists Identify Single Cause of Cognitive Decline


Teachers' Unions

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (ZXqPx)

411 Art nood, but not nude. Incomprehensible art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (u82oZ)

412 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 07, 2026 09:25

Please stop that🩷 you may be feeling depressed but you are a very smart, creative man and interesting man, and are loved and appreciated here and by others.

I am very sorry about the death of your furry companion. It is just gut wrenching when dear pets die.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 09:31 AM (lQ+/f)

413 I was sleeping when a demon attacked me. The ghost of Kirk fought him off and then said "that Jewish dybbuk was trying to stop you from hearing my message: right before Mossad and their sleeper agent Erika killed me, I was planning to join the IRGC."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)
******
And their followers thinks this makes perfect sense.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

414 People are complaining about Artemis II's "Hello World" image that NASA posted, complaining the Blue Marble photo from 1972 looks a lot better.

The "Hello World" photo is actually of the Earth's dark side. The glow in the lower right corner is the obscured Sun while you can see both auroras. The ISO setting on the 35mm Nikon camera was 51,200.

The 1972 Blue Marble photo was taken of the Earth's day side by a Hasselblad camera adapted to shoot 70mm film.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2026 09:33 AM (2GVsD)

415 Dr. Vin Gupta"

Snort.
Posted by: man at April 07, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

Hey, how ya doin', cousin!

Posted by: Dr Vinnie Boombatz at April 07, 2026 09:38 AM (5xuJ/)

416 the surprise of no one here, VA governor Spanberger's approval rating has tanked by double digits.

All those independents who supported her realizing that they were duped.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 07, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)
*****
Winsome Sears was her conservative opponent.
They opposed her because she waa black and a supporter of black rifles.
This loss is very disturbing.

Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2026 09:42 AM (KtOUo)

417 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

1 Been married 42 years today
Posted by: r hennigantx

Congratulations! 🥂 🎆 Many more years of love, good health, and much happiness.
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👉The Jerusalem Post
Gunmen open fire near Israeli consulate in Istanbul in possible ISIS-linked attack
A spokesperson for Israel's Foreign Ministry told The Jerusalem Post that the consulate is not staffed. Three gunmen were killed, and two police officers were injured, Turkish authorities confirmed.
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The main stream media in this country has chosen to seriously underreport the terror & punishment Iran has continued to inflict on its people.

>Amnesty International, 20 Feb 2026: 'Iran: Children among 30 people at risk of the death penalty amid expedited grossly unfair trails connected to uprising.'

Note: Death penalties have been carried out since the writing of the article.

>The Guardian, Rights & Freedom Iran, Apr. 2, 2026 -
‘Everyone is thinking about oil prices’: is Iran using the war to hide a surge in executions?
Regime has long used the death penalty to suppress dissent but now appears to be withholding information on the killing of hundreds of prisoners, say rights groups

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (NFX2v)

418 the killing of hundreds of prisoners, say rights groups
---
And the clown factory that is the UN?

In part, "The panel of independent rights experts cited credible reports “that many [prisoners in Iran] are at serious risk of torture, ill-treatment and enforced disappearances”.

“Several others face execution, in violation of international due process and fair trial rights and the right to life”, the fact-finding mission continued, as it warned against a repeat of military attacks on Iranian detention facilities, such as the Israeli strike on Evin Prison last June.

Independent experts who report to the Human Rights Council are not UN staff and they are not paid for their work."

Of course. Even more worthless than most of NATO.
---
Speaking of clown shows: Stephanopoulos and Jeffries

RCP, House Dem Leader Hakeem Jeffries: "Things Haven't Been Working Out" For The American People "Over The Last Several Decades"

Jeffries did swell script reading. In part,

"And so, we're going to continue to forcefully push back against the extremism being unleashed on the American people, push back against the chaos, while at the same period of time convince every single American that

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (NFX2v)

419 it's us who are determined to do the things that are necessary, bring about the bold transformational changes necessary to support working-class Americans, everyday Americans, and middle-class Americans in a manner consistent with who we are when we are the best version of ourselves here in America."

"The buddy system." Spending to no end and with no accountability. imo, of course
--

Good day 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 07, 2026 09:54 AM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 7 April 2026

Top Story

  • A critical security vulnerability has been discovered in the leaked version of Claude Code. (Adversa)

    If you've used Claude Code, you've noticed that it loves running shell commands to examine your codebase, rather than, say, reading it. Or having simple fixed-function code built into the software to do it on your computer.

    And it also loves to ask you for permission to run those shell commands.

    The vulnerability comes into play when a very long string of shell commands are run together. For the first fifty commands it will check - manually if needed, and in its history of permitted and denied commands if it's in there already.

    And on the fifty-first command, it rests. And executes it regardless.

    So if someone triggers a long string of commands and the first fifty are innocuous, after that they can take full control of your computer - because Claude Code runs on your computer, and just communicates with the Claude AI service as needed.

    The particularly lovely thing here is that Anthropic already fixed this.

    But both versions are present inside Claude Code and it using the broken one.


  • The cult of vibe coding is insane. (Bram Cohen)

    Claude Code is the preeminent vibe coding tool.

    Guess how it was coded? Guess how that horrible bug stayed in, even after it was fixed.

    You'll never guess.

    Oh, you guessed.


Tech News

Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Do not bam the lamb.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:30 AM (Ia/+0)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:31 AM (fNISR)

3 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 04:32 AM (1o8D5)

4 Chilly here today, not getting out of 40s

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 04:32 AM (7fNaw)

6 Happy Australian dst, Pixy!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:33 AM (fNISR)

7 Morning all. And yes, tech threads will be half an hour later until the clocks next go in the other direction. At least on weekdays. I have a daily meeting at 5:30 PM and it doesn't leave me much room to get the thread up at the usual time, which is now 6PM for me.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 07, 2026 04:34 AM (BLOW1)

8 Happy waste a half hour day to you, pixy.

Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 04:35 AM (7fNaw)

9 I wonder if the Claude code issue isn't actively evil, as opposed to incompetence.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 07, 2026 04:37 AM (/HDaX)

10
7:44 PM Kingston (GMT+11)
6:44 PM Canberra (GMT+10)
6:14 PM Adelaide (GMT+9:30)
4:44 PM Perth (GMT+
3:44 PM Christmas Island (GMT+7)

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR)

11 If you keep getting caught doing evil, you are also incompotent.

Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (7fNaw)

12
7:45 PM Kingston (GMT+11 )
6:45 PM Canberra (GMT+10 )
6:15 PM Adelaide (GMT+9:30 )
4:45 PM Perth (GMT+8 )
3:45 PM Christmas Island (GMT+7 )

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR)

13 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 04:47 AM (sAmhv)

14 Disclaimer: Needs more cow bell.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:47 AM (Fbc0I)

15
Ram Jam - Right on the Money (1977)

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:55 AM (fNISR)

16
Wikipedia
Ram Jam
doesn't even mention this single.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:57 AM (fNISR)

17 NTTAWWT

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:00 AM (fNISR)

18 Don't have to leave for work for a hour

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 05:00 AM (Ia/+0)

19 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 05:10 AM (AN2gy)

20 14 Disclaimer: Needs more cow bell.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 04:47 AM (Fbc0I)

I mean, yes; yes, it does.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:11 AM (fNISR)

21 PBS interviewed Rafael Grossi the director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency on 3/18/26.

Grossi Is a cagey interviewee and he doesn't give up much when asked questions that could easily be politically spun. By this I mean spun in a direction that paints President Trump as a war happy maniac who started bombing Iran on false pretenses that they were close to having nuclear weapons.

With that out of the way, my ear heard Grossi outlining that the Iranians were systematically blocking the IAEA inspections at locations where it was highly suspected they were enriching uranium to military levels. The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.

https://youtu.be/f96OlQdovg8

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu)

22 Typically not here at this hour, but I just wanted to give an update.

The deer stopped by for corn when I was putting out the bird feeders. One was watching carefully as I was taking the little old dog out to burn a patch of grass. Fortunately she doesn't see well and spent the time sniffing dead leaves.

After I escorted the little dog back in, the other two wandered over from the neighboring yard.

Got trash and such, BIAB

Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 05:16 AM (AN2gy)

23
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2026 05:17 AM (2/MrR)

24 Evening and morning, ever'body! 'Tis Tiu's Day again. Cool here, 60 F., not much wind depending on your definition of "not much." Workout today!

Alteria Pilgrim, if you're here: I looked at my Kansas route and saw that, if I continue on US 54 after leaving Fort Scott on Sunday morning, I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina. Dunno if anything -- a coffee shop, etc. -- will be open at ca. 9 am on a Sunday in El Dorado, but I can have a look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 05:26 AM (wzUl9)

25 The price of cowbell is up 25% over quarter 1 of 2025.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2026 05:27 AM (XV/Pl)

26 21 PBS interviewed Rafael Grossi the director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency on 3/18/26.

Grossi Is a cagey interviewee and he doesn't give up much when asked questions that could easily be politically spun. By this I mean spun in a direction that paints President Trump as a war happy maniac who started bombing Iran on false pretenses that they were close to having nuclear weapons.

With that out of the way, my ear heard Grossi outlining that the Iranians were systematically blocking the IAEA inspections at locations where it was highly suspected they were enriching uranium to military levels. The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.

https://youtu.be/f96OlQdovg8
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu)

Thanks for this and especially for your summary!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:29 AM (fNISR)

27 A beautiful psalm of praise- psalm 67 read by the actor, David Suchet. A note on it from my "Life Application Bible " says "Read this psalm was written for and about you."

https://tinyurl.com/4h3t7rz7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:31 AM (OYsYV)

28 10
7:44 PM Kingston (GMT+11)
6:44 PM Canberra (GMT+10)
6:14 PM Adelaide (GMT+9:30)
4:44 PM Perth (GMT+
3:44 PM Christmas Island (GMT+7)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR)


You know what's funny is that even though the image is broken, I know that means an 8 and a ) got interpreted as an emoticon, so I automatically perceived it as "Perth (GMT+sunglasses)" even though said glasses were neither intended nor present.

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 05:31 AM (Sy6m/)

29 Greetings and good morning, everyone. So my mother in law's neighbor is going to get a tree service out to their homes to clear out several trees that have fallen on their property.

Naturally, she's quite willing to pay him part of it. The problem is that she's on a limited income so we are basically going to have to bully her to accept us cutting the man a check. My wife is trying to see if she can find the neighbor's phone number to set things up with him.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 05:37 AM (NR6c1)

30 The furry thugs are galloping around, playing and trying to encourage me to feed them early. Stirling did not wake me early; I snapped awake on my own.

Dagny, last night during the CBD's colorful ONT, climbed onto the couch and sprawled right next to me for half an hour. I was amazed and petted her thoroughly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 05:38 AM (wzUl9)

31 Pixy: "The best time for a Butlerian Jihad is now."

And the second best time will be after humanity realizes it has become enslaved by those who create and run the thinking machines.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 07, 2026 05:40 AM (O7YUW)

32 The " God incident " for yesterday was coming across an organist practicing in the lovely chapel at Princeton University. He must practice a little after 7:00. We couldn't see him, but we could hear him . I know it's a guy because I've read about him before. It really is a beautiful chapel with the stained glass. We also went to the gardens which were beautiful with hyacinths and tulips. And daffodils.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:41 AM (OYsYV)

33 28 10
4:44 PM Perth (GMT+
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:45 AM (fNISR)

You know what's funny is that even though the image is broken, I know that means an 8 and a ) got interpreted as an emoticon, so I automatically perceived it as "Perth (GMT+sunglasses)" even though said glasses were neither intended nor present.
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 05:31 AM (Sy6m/)

Perth's so cool it has to wear shades!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:43 AM (fNISR)

34 Male acapella choir sings another version of the wonderful old time hymn, "It is well with my soul":

https://tinyurl.com/mrdrhywk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:45 AM (OYsYV)

35 “Praise the Lord.

Praise God in his sanctuary; praise him in his mighty heavens.”

Psalm 150:1

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2026 05:47 AM (i+Wsn)

36 Perth's so cool it has to wear shades!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026


***
Two professors from my old department, a married couple, left in about 2012 to take positions at a university in Perth. I looked it up. Perth has a similar climate to LA or San Diego, for the same reasons -- western edge of a continent, being around the same latitude south as LA is north, etc. If it weren't so isolated, seems to me it would be a very popular place to live as far as climate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 07, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

37 @30/Wolfus: The kitty-based human training program has already shown results in that you now wake up when they want you to without having to be pounced on.

Now they're trying to manipulate you using the "We're cute, feed us!" stratagem.

The ultimate goal is to turn you into a machine with these instructions:
https://tinyurl.com/2pdxpwct

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (O7YUW)

38 I mentioned this yesterday but I thought I'd put it here as well. Spouse was off from bus duties so we went to see the "Sight and Sound" movie production of "A Great Awakening" based on the work of 18th century evangelist George Whitefield and his friendship with Benjamin Franklin. Very worthwhile faith based and patriotic film. Fine acting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (OYsYV)

39 The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.
==============
One differentiation between me and the lefties is I don't much care about this question, and they do. In fact the Propagandists seem obsessed with it, trying to pin down "two weeks" or "months!", or whatever.

For me, it is more a question of Iranian missile development. Once they can build a missile to travel as far as Washington or New York, i think they would suddenly have a nuke package ready to install on top of the rocket.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (e2pvP)

40 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2026 05:57 AM (bQ4nt)

41
Good morning, Hordians.

Woke up at 4:00, got Dot and Diana run out, went to the kennel and let everyone down there out, stripped the bed and began running everything through the washer and dryer, got soup (15-bean with bacon, sausage and ham) started. Now sitting in the Command Center with a big double cup of unsustainable, exploitative, slave-trade coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 06:01 AM (tgvbd)

42 26 21 PBS interviewed Rafael Grossi the director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency on 3/18/26.

Grossi Is a cagey interviewee and he doesn't give up much when asked questions that could easily be politically spun. By this I mean spun in a direction that paints President Trump as a war happy maniac who started bombing Iran on false pretenses that they were close to having nuclear weapons.

With that out of the way, my ear heard Grossi outlining that the Iranians were systematically blocking the IAEA inspections at locations where it was highly suspected they were enriching uranium to military levels. The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.

https://youtu.be/f96OlQdovg8
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 05:15 AM (glnUu)

Thanks for this and especially for your summary!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 05:29 AM (fNISR)

Just watched this. Highly recommend. Half an hour.
As an aside: The way the camerawork is carried out, I see zero evidence that the interviewer and the interviewee are in the same room.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:05 AM (fNISR)

43 No rain. Only some clouds.
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 06:06 AM (Ia/+0)

44 The deer have moved on; time for the birds to take over.

Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 06:06 AM (AN2gy)

45 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Ramalama ding dong.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 06:07 AM (GDFK9)

46 The way the camerawork is carried out, I see zero evidence that the interviewer and the interviewee are in the same room.
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:05 AM (fNISR)
-----------
So, like the B5 episode "The Illusion of Truth."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2026 06:09 AM (GDFK9)

47 A man reflects on the role of fatherhood while eulogizing his father:
https://www.christianpost.com/voices/what-my-fathers
-funeral-taught-me-about-the-crisis-of-fatherhood.html

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 06:12 AM (NR6c1)

48 For 47, there is a space between fathers and the dash. Just a heads up to those who follow the link.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 06:13 AM (NR6c1)

49 39 The subtext is the Iranians were hell-bent to build nuclear weapons and were very close to accomplishing that though he wouldn't say with any certainty how close.
==============
One differentiation between me and the lefties is I don't much care about this question, and they do. In fact the Propagandists seem obsessed with it, trying to pin down "two weeks" or "months!", or whatever.

For me, it is more a question of Iranian missile development. Once they can build a missile to travel as far as Washington or New York, i think they would suddenly have a nuke package ready to install on top of the rocket.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2026 05:53 AM (e2pvP)

Rafael Grossi (director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency) says pretty much close to that:

I think the point that Mr. Witkoff is making, which is correct, is that, of course, from the moment you argue that a research reactor--for which you have a lot of fuel for many years even--necessitates, needs you to continue enriching uranium at 20%, then it is understandable that this is problematic for the United States in the negotiation.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:16 AM (fNISR)

50 50

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:16 AM (fNISR)

51 Evening and morning, ever'body! 'Tis Tiu's Day again. Cool here, 60 F., not much wind depending on your definition of "not much." Workout today!

Alteria Pilgrim, if you're here: I looked at my Kansas route and saw that, if I continue on US 54 after leaving Fort Scott on Sunday morning, I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina. Dunno if anything -- a coffee shop, etc. -- will be open at ca. 9 am on a Sunday in El Dorado, but I can have a look.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

There should be something there that is open even if it is a McDonald's. Remarkably they're civilized in Kansas in spite of the impression Salty leaves. El dorado's totally worth your time to check out even if it is just a drive around for an hour or so.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:16 AM (glnUu)

52 >>> I'll pass through El Dorado on my way to the Interstate (I-135) that will carry me north to Salina.

Wolfus, are those the size towns you are scouting?

Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2026 06:17 AM (AN2gy)

53 Disclaimer: Do not bam the lamb.

Betty!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR)

54 Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry.
@naomirwolf
·
5h
Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but -- what is the light source here?
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(it's a photo of the Moon)

Posted by: Don Black at April 07, 2026 06:26 AM (ZxPkt)

55
I see today is National Beer Day in these United States.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 06:28 AM (tgvbd)

56 I had never heard of the Ameropolitan Music Awards until tonight. They seem to be struggling with having awards handed out each year. The nominees from 2024 are like who would show up on a I would put together.

https://www.ameripolitan.org/

Black Kat Bopper
High Flying Baby
https://youtu.be/KtgIiwbw8TU

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:31 AM (glnUu)

57
I had never heard of the Ameropolitan Music Awards until tonight. They seem to be struggling with having awards handed out each year.

The stupider and more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2026 06:33 AM (tgvbd)

58 If you think about it, Western Europe is right to be horrified by our war in Iran. They are on a path to soon be either putting down violent Muhammadan riots over mass deportation, or brutalizing their own natives for daring to protest the erasure of their national character, one or the other. So, when we profess concern for Iran's dissidents and disgust with the regime's brutality, Europeans may hear that as a threat to invade them next.

I'm not saying whether it's rational or whether we would, let alone whether we should or even could; those are separate questions. I'm just saying that there could be explicable emotional reasoning behind our erstwhile allies' hissy fit.

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:35 AM (Sy6m/)

59 One more from the Ameropolitan award nominees.

Becky Lynn Blanca with the Televisionaires
Pizza Pizza Pizza Pie
https://youtu.be/968a9sr0eX8

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (glnUu)

60 I agree with Franklin Graham -God does takes sides in wars and I don't see how- according to the Pope - God doesn't listen to the prayers of people who wage war. If God is entirely a pacifist the Bible got things very wrong:

Christian Post:

https://tinyurl.com/vrcdtus8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (looXz)

61 You can all check your favorite news source for updates on the Israel consulate attack in Turkey. The consulate's been vacated since Oct. 2023.

So far reports are 3 terrorists dead and Turkish security forces injured.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (1o8D5)

62 Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:35 AM (Sy6m/)

I don't think Europe is concerned about us invading them. I think they're worried about revolts by Muslim populations, but it would be politically incorrect for them to say that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2026 06:40 AM (looXz)

63 So far reports are 3 terrorists dead and Turkish security forces injured.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (1o8D5)
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Correction: 1 terrorist 2; 2 wounded and captured. I assume Soros DAs and a Biden judge will let them out on bail.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:43 AM (1o8D5)

64 Sigh, we got another heretic Pope.

Please pray for the universal church.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 06:44 AM (qFwJc)

65 "I'm just saying that there could be explicable emotional reasoning behind our erstwhile allies' hissy fit."

Good thing our erstwhile allies are the equivalent of toddlers.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 06:46 AM (XDWwQ)

66 APNews
Gunmen attack building housing Israeli Consulate in Istanbul

61 You can all check your favorite news source for updates on the Israel consulate attack in Turkey. The consulate's been vacated since Oct. 2023.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 07, 2026 06:37 AM (1o8D5)

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:46 AM (fNISR)

67 "Please pray for the universal church."

Well, I don't think it will be like the one in David Drake's Hammer's Slammers universe.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 06:47 AM (XDWwQ)

68 BBC LIVE
One gunman killed, two others 'neutralised' in shooting at Israeli consulate in Istanbul, governor says
Images show armed police at the scene, after "an attack occurred against our police force", according to Istanbul's governor.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:48 AM (fNISR)

69 The Bopflix channel on YouTube is a gem if you enjoy stripped down American rock and roll.

https://youtube.com/@bopflix

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:49 AM (glnUu)

70 I looked into the Perth climate. Uh no. It's a lot hotter than San Diego. The Indian Ocean is a lot warmer than the Pacific.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 07, 2026 06:49 AM (qFwJc)

71 The leftist in this country minds are so screwed up it's almost comical. They want us to believe they have the right to break laws because they are fighting Trump. They have the right to use judges to keep illegals here because Trump. They have the right to cheat in elections because Trump. They have the right to lie, cheat, and steal because Trump. You see if they do these things it can't be wrong because they do it to stop Trump. And they must stop him so they can control the country again. Their minds are so fucked up they think breaking laws and cheating to win elections is just A OK. They are doing it for the country!

Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 06:50 AM (pvf3X)

72 53 Disclaimer: Do not bam the lamb.

Betty!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR)


My favorite part of the video is that the band had their own professional clapper:

https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

(I guess their lead singer didn't have anything else to do, with someone else singing lead on that song.)

Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:53 AM (Sy6m/)

73 mornin yall. NBC "news" says that "Targeting civilian infrastructure could be considered a war crime". Did they say that when the Twin Towers came down? Assholes.

I'm in an unhappy mood this morning. My GSD Bruno has been diagnosed with B-Cell lymphoma. I am so sorry for the poor guy.

Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:54 AM (vFG9F)

74 They are doing it for the country!

In their eyes, they are the courageous and plucky freedom fighters that are the only force that can stop a dark evil from sweeping over the land. So if they have to disregard laws that get in their way, it's justified.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 06:54 AM (NR6c1)

75 The video out of Istanbul is scary. The police shooting at the terrorists and the terrorists returning fire while 4 lanes of traffic are heavily traveled within a short distance of the gun battle. It's like the wild west with skyscrapers.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 07, 2026 06:55 AM (2NHgQ)

76 Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Hymn for a Droid
https://youtu.be/LLYHLW-xfhs

These guys are from Perth. They tour all the time often in the USA.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 07, 2026 06:55 AM (glnUu)

77 >>>And on the fifty-first command, it rests.

And on the seventh day, ... He rested.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:55 AM (fNISR)

78 73 mornin yall. NBC "news" says that "Targeting civilian infrastructure could be considered a war crime".
Posted by: fd at April 07, 2026 06:54 AM (vFG9F)

Are they citing "International Law"?

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:57 AM (fNISR)

79 72 53 Disclaimer: Do not bam the lamb.

Betty!
Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:18 AM (fNISR)

My favorite part of the video is that the band had their own professional clapper:

https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

(I guess their lead singer didn't have anything else to do, with someone else singing lead on that song.)
Posted by: SciVo at April 07, 2026 06:53 AM (Sy6m/)

hahahaha
He needed a cowbell.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 06:59 AM (fNISR)

80 "Targeting civilian infrastructure could be considered a war crime."

Coming up next, Maxine Waters will start screaming "WE GON' IMPEACH FOTY-SEBEN!"

Posted by: NR Pax at April 07, 2026 07:01 AM (NR6c1)

81 Few things scare me, tech-wise, as much as the idea of Universal Basic Compute. Not only do they want to institute a new fiat currency, they want that currency to be something of limited or nonexistent actual value, under the domain of their systems, and for its existence to supplant the individual's own personal access to a personal computer. It's just evil all-around.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at April 07, 2026 07:03 AM (T/KJ0)

82 Now we find out if Trump and Hegseth really do have an endgame.

Kind of comical that the Iranians were the ones to say that negotiations were a stupid waste of time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 07:16 AM (UA2di)

83 Mind you... had Biden started targeting Russian elementary with guided munitions, they'd have hailed Dark Brandon as the stern but sensual skipper of our mighty ship of state, delivering peace through strength. Time Magazine would run a cover of him standing astride the Urals with reflections of dead, Putin-faced toddlers in his aviators.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2026 07:16 AM (BI5O2)

84 Few things scare me, tech-wise, as much as the idea of Universal Basic Compute. I have a candidate, though.

How about that "Universal Church"?
I would not, starting from scratch and 'on the face of it,'
want to allow people who believed in that into the country.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 07, 2026 07:17 AM (zdLoL)

85 Indianapolis city county councillor's home shot up over Data Center Vote

That's nuts

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 07, 2026 07:18 AM (LOZbR)

86 The seasons bring change
Bright thoughts bring new hope
Our lives we arrange
As we learn to cope
Fortune smiles and sings
Songs of bells and rings
Sit back and laugh for awhile


fin

Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 07:25 AM (7fNaw)

87
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 07, 2026 07:26 AM (/+uur)

Overnight Open Thread [04/06/2026]

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The rescue was an Easter miracle. The enemy was large and violent. The rescuers were brilliant, strong, decisive and as cool as anyone can be.
-- President Donald Trump

Bravery never goes out of fashion
-- William Makepeace Thackery

But the bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it.
-- Thucydides

Where all your rights become only an accumulated wrong; where men must beg with bated breath for leave to subsist in their own land, to think their own thoughts, to sing their own songs, to garner the fruits of their own labours...then surely it is a braver, a saner and a truer thing, to be a rebel in act and deed against such circumstances as these than tamely to accept it as the natural lot of men.
-- Sir Roger Casement

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty, that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism.
-- Alexander Hamilton

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I love America. American Exceptionalism...all 250 years of it... is a power that is unrivaled in the world. But I cannot remember a time during which I was more proud of my country and being an American than right now. Our magnificent armed forces, made up entirely of the American people, morphed from a pathetic, woke, mess of a force just a few years ago, into a cohesive group that is entirely focused on one thing: destroying our enemies in defense of our nation. They are magnificent, and represent the highest ideals of our great country.
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And here's the other side!


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We aren't the only culture that loves its pets! This is in the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. Great place, and absolutely huge. Wear walking shoes! Although there is a great pub about a five minute walk down the street, so all will be rewarded with a pint of a delicious English cask ale.

Bashaw

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1 Bravery never goes out of fashion
-- William Makepeace Thackery


We don't get it.

Posted by: Congress at April 06, 2026 09:55 PM (VHUov)

2 Was I 3 minutes late or 5 minutes early?

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (VHUov)

3 They don't call traveling in basketball anymore. Sadly, this is a ref's game.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (Fbc0I)

4

CBD,

Thank you for the early ONT!

Just in case you haven't been told lately, YOU ROCK!!

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (3ek7K)

5 You'll all have to wait outside while we put out the linens.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:58 PM (JkO4W)

6 I love America. American Exceptionalism...all 250 years of it... is a power that is unrivaled in the world. But I cannot remember a time during which I was more proud of my country and being an American than right now. Our magnificent armed forces, made up entirely of the American people, morphed from a pathetic, woke, mess of a force just a few years ago, into a cohesive group that is entirely focused on one thing: destroying our enemies in defense of our nation. They are magnificent, and represent the highest ideals of our great country.
Posted by: CBD


I'm going to go pour a bit of bourbon just so I can toast this.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (VHUov)

7 We don't get it.
Posted by: Congress at April 06, 2026 09:55 PM (VHUov)


Fight onward, Christian soldiers!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, holding a pink dollie in Disneyworld at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (gKWVE)

8 Son Tay

That is all I will say.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (2GVsD)

9 Thank you for the early ONT!

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (3ek7K)


It is neither early nor late.

It is exactly on time.

As are all of my ONTs!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (n9ltV)

10 Suffer from Premature ONT?

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Millions of Americans experience embarrassing early posts every day. But now there's help.

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Side effects may include:

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Warning: Do not take Premature Postulation if you are currently experiencing a hot take, political rant, or strong urge to argue with strangers.

Premature Postulation: Because some things are better left in the drafts.

Ask your doctor today if Premature Postulation is for you.
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Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (cYBz/)

11 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (SRRAx)

12 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (zZu0s)

13 They don't call traveling in basketball anymore. Sadly, this is a ref's game.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


They do, but there's an equation they use now. Something about the number of steps allowed being proportional to salary and sports-gear sponsorships.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)

14 That's the second Far Side cartoon posted here that I just don't get the humor. It's hats not normal.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (V4IXI)

15 Love.the Hamilton quote.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (2WIwB)

16
Poor Bashaw was only 2 when he died?! No fair.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)

17 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (zZu0s)


Don't get ahead of yourself!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (n9ltV)

18

CBD,

I don't want you to get the big head, lmao.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

19 Howdy CBD! Evenin' Horde...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (kOluj)

20 They don't call traveling in basketball anymore. Sadly, this is a ref's game.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

It's gone beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (V4IXI)

21 Don't get ahead of yourself!

We might get flashing fonts?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:02 PM (2GVsD)

22 The Newfie sculpture is amazing. I know Miss Linda would love to have a life-size or larger sculpture like that of my late cat Chekov. In fact Chekov's coat was patterned much like this Newfoundland's. (They have a separate name for that color pattern -- "Landseer," I think?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (wzUl9)

23 Interesting that they chose that image of Uncle Jack for that meme. Why not an image of Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (Fbc0I)

24 Love.the Hamilton quote.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (2WIwB)


Left unsaid is that it applies only to a free people, or those who would fight to be free.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (n9ltV)

25 This is the Space Age.
https://youtu.be/2kBPYgWTF6I

Posted by: Artemis at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (9vFyc)

26
From last thread:
>>
Publius, how much navigation can be manually performed by the Orion crew? The Apollo missions could get aligned with a sextant and stars and the rest of it, in a pinch. They wanted to be able to get home again one way or another. Independent of Mission Control, if radio comms were lost, or the Soviets jammed frequencies, or the computer horked.
--------------------

Apollo *required* manual navigation alignment. They had to get their gyro angles manuall reset ever so often and to correct for drift. Think of this as sighting stars to get their own XYZ axis reference properly aligned.

With Orion, it's all automated. Now, I don't know for sure, but I'm certain they would be manual contigency procedures they were trained in if the system failed. But otherwise, manual alignment is not needed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (w6EFb)

27 Thank you for the ONT.

Busy day. Not as busy as tomorrow. Maybe.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:04 PM (Sco7b)

28 I really enjoy being proud of my country. And perhaps having a Marine brought that home to me, but…. None the less. I love the United Stares.

And my boys love being Americans. How awesome is that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (A5RD0)

29 Anna Puma
Fist bump.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (FlJsV)

30 ...because I can...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (n9ltV)

31 If you swapped the dozer for a tank, and the housewife for a man, the Far Side cartoon still works.

I admit, though, having a small dozer to deal with junk mail is tempting.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (S/Y4j)

32 It's Blues Night!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (JkO4W)

33 I thought America's greatest moment was when we elected Obama as president??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

34 And the perfecta arrives.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (ExV1e)

35
Looks like we've got the blues.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (w6EFb)

36

I am so blue.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (3ek7K)

37 Nice.

We've seen almost everything today.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (Sco7b)

38 Cromulent colors!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (r0dOk)

39 And then all the comments went blue . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (7D3Aa)

40 Blue text. That's a new one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (K3f7J)

41 I am so thankful that I was born in the USA!

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (rbKZ6)

42 Ask your doctor today if Premature Postulation is for you.
Results may vary. Not approved for use while drunk, angry, or extremely online.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (cYBz/)

Sounds like you are trying to take all the fun out of shitposting TP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

43 Poor Bashaw was only 2 when he died?! No fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026


***
That's young even for such a big breed. I've read they average a lifespan of eight years, which is like a mayfly among dogs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (wzUl9)

44 Blue text. That's a new one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (K3f7J)


or...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (n9ltV)

45

lmao,

I love this place.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

46 Sometimes there's an odor with the New Jersey content, but this one smells pristine.

Posted by: The Glade Lady at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (oftw2)

47 Wow. Wide margins this morning and now vivid blue text.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (2NHgQ)

48 And then all the comments went blue . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (7D3Aa)

And I got arrested for it in my time!

Posted by: Lenny Bruce at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

49 Did it go blue here? I'm visually impaired, so asking for real.

Thank God they got our guys out. How amazing our military is.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (FrGmf)

50 Disco Night!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (JkO4W)

51 We've gone blue?
Great ONT CBD

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (FlJsV)

52 Well at least red isn't a scUM color.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (YZ0Fo)

53 Alright now cbd is just harassing us and showing off.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (2NHgQ)

54 All I want for Christmas is for them to pink mist the regional governor who put the bounty on our F15 wizzo.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (snZF9)

55 Whoa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

56 Now it's Red. Is Jesus here?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (FrGmf)

57 Red, now. Do we get white, inside a few gray boxes as well?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (S/Y4j)

58 *sigh*

This is why we can't have nice things...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ESVrU)

59 Multi colored comments!!!! Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (7D3Aa)

60
*sets cigar on table edge*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (tgvbd)

61 Oooh red.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (snZF9)

62 The red is hard to read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)

63 I see a red post and I want to paint it black.

Posted by: Jagger/ Richards at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (oftw2)

64 Appropos of nothing, I’m reading about James Angleton, counterintelligence chief for the C.I.A., he may have been one of the coolest MFers ever. All the right people hated him, so I’m pretty sure he was OK.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (EfPCc)

65 OK- I guess the comments will turn white next!

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (rbKZ6)

66 ooks like we've got the blues.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026


***
I had the big hit in 1968.
( -- Paul Mauriat)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (wzUl9)

67 We need a mirror ball.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (JkO4W)

68 Poor Bashaw was only 2 when he died?! No fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


As it turns out, enjoying stepping on snakes isn't conducive to a long and healthy life. As a mongoose, I made a pretty good dog.

Posted by: zombie Bashaw at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)

69 I'm seeing everything in blue and I didn't even take a pill...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (2WIwB)

70 Why is everything red?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (SRRAx)

71 Okay. Red now.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (FlJsV)

72 We've had almost everything but upside down text today.
Or backwards.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (Sco7b)

73 Greetings Everyone!

I see red text in grey boxes.....

Thank you CBD...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (QGaXH)

74 The red is hard to read.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


White will be harder.

Posted by: mikeski and/or The Paolo at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)

75

Nice things can suck at times, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (3ek7K)

76 Seriously, I'm waiting for the ONT to reach Ludicrous Speed, so we get plaid.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (S/Y4j)

77 What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Cattan and whats his name

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (r0dOk)

78 Slanty red text!

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (sabhw)

79 Red burns my retinas.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (FrGmf)

80 This is why we can't have nice things...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ESVrU)


These are the nice things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (ExV1e)

81 0 Why is everything red?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (SRRAx

Because CBD can!!
Hi Teresa!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (Sco7b)

82 Too much?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (n9ltV)

83 Unreadable.

Posted by: Lenny Bruce at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

84 Not good.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)

85 Chloe is an idiot and probably smells funny.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

86 Try green CBD. Or amber. On black. OG terminal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

87
Whut in tarnation is-a goin' on here?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (tgvbd)

88 OK, now cough

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (r0dOk)

89 Obviously sign of commie infiltration! I knew it!

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (EfPCc)

90 I don't know what the occasion is, but little Dagny La Siberienne is sitting right next to me on the couch. She slept with me this afternoon, too. She must be plotting something big.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)

91 Sorry I'm late, my the rental company tried giving me a dromedary when I specifically ordered a bactrian. My wife gets caravan-sick if she doesn't get her own seat.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (/TlUl)

92

LMAO!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)

93 Too early for Pride Month?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (JkO4W)

94 JJ is messing with CBD's post now???

Posted by: cob fight! at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (9vFyc)

95 That’s just cruel. Yellow.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (2NHgQ)

96 "I am Curious (Yellow)"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)

97 Yellow? That you can't even read.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (snZF9)

98 Yellow does not work.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (ExV1e)

99 Well that might as well be clear.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

100 I Cain't Reed Yella!

Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (oftw2)

101 If you find the easter egg in this thread, you get a plywood membership.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (Fbc0I)

102 The yellow is easy to read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)

103 Hunter Biden broke the blog

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (FrGmf)

104 MY EYES!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)

105 BA NA NA! BA NA NA!

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (sabhw)

106 Readable if you highlight the text.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (7D3Aa)

107 My tpyos matter nto nwo.
Olll loll lolll

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (Sco7b)

108 Yellow? That's a new one...

Posted by: pookysgirl, wondering about the HTML snafu at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (Wt5PA)

109 Nice work on the ONT, CBD, especially the graphic up top.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (va0Yo)

110 Is that all you got? Lt Dan

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (r0dOk)

111 Also a scUM color. Cmon CBD!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

112 I can't read yellow snow. I love you all

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:10 PM (FrGmf)

113

Try green next

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (3ek7K)

114 I figured we'd see red and blue but white would be an issue.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)

115 Extra credit if CBD can turn the text UV or IR...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (ESVrU)

116 CBD is like when you discover you can change the theme on your computer, change it a bunch, then settle back on the standard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

117 Green Orange next.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (1Ff7Z)

118 ‘Tain’t funny, McGee

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (TJlGq)

119 CBD Have you been in Chloe's hemp stash?

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (FlJsV)

120 I didn't even know it was Pride Month

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (w/O5Q)

121 I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't read yellow on gray

Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (vSvIl)

122 Blinking doesn't work.

Oh well.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (n9ltV)

123 Disney's Wonderful World of Color!

Posted by: Uncle Walt at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (oftw2)

124 Yellow = not too good. Thanks for the variety!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)

125 There are those suspicious types that noticed that the Iranian Uranium is stored near where the plane went down and the C-130s landed, and suspect there may be some link to a snatch and grab. However, there is supposed to be 600kg there so it would be hard to get it all and stay un-irradiated

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)

126 Those are OPSEC, not typos.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (r0dOk)

127 Obama appointed Hawaiian Judge orders Trump to tell Iran when the attack force takes off and what the targets are...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (jzqpX)

128 How many No Yellow jokes were there?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (rbvCR)

129 April 6th, 1924, marked the start of the US' attempt to circumnavigate the world by aeroplane.

Four US Army Douglas World Cruisers on that date took off from Seattle. All the navigation they had as via dead reckoning as there were no radios or navigation aids. Two of the four planes would complete the epic journey - Chicago and New Orleans. Two would be lost attempting the heroic effort- Seattle and Boston, all the crews survived.

The planes might have been US Army but the Coast Guard and US Navy would be on hand in planning and support. So this was a fully American effort as ships, personnel, and equipment would be scattered across the globe for this effort.

102 years later, we have witnessed Artemis II go back to the Moon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)

130 Chloe woke up at 6:45am and immediately felt proud of herself.

-
Eh, I'd do her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)

131 CBD is like when you discover you can change the theme on your computer, change it a bunch, then settle back on the standard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026


***
Websites ca. 1995-2003, with that eternal gray background and all sorts of colors for text . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (wzUl9)

132 Oh my! Red letters and all!
Fantastic ONT CBD😋

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (qox2u)

133 "How many ales have I had?" -my Norn character, upon getting the Confusion condition effect.

Posted by: pookysgirl's next line is I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (Wt5PA)

134 In the same spirit as the capitalization lesson, Elon posted a job ad for someone to work on the hands for his Optimus robot. Naturally the ad said it was for an "Optimus hand job".

I feel like you don't want to be the first person they try *that* out on.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (sabhw)

135 Blue!

Anyhoo. Y’all should look up NTD NEWS. I’ve been watching for a few months.

I’ll not give spoilers. Let me know what you think.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (A5RD0)

136 Yellow cake!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (wzUl9)

137 Dang, I need to have my liver checked.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (lCppi)

138 The Horde is easily dazzled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (JkO4W)

139 What did I miss while typing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (2GVsD)

140 In the same spirit as the capitalization lesson, Elon posted a job ad for someone to work on the hands for his Optimus robot. Naturally the ad said it was for an "Optimus hand job".

I feel like you don't want to be the first person they try *that* out on.
Posted by: Ian S. at

Howard wolowitz already did that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

141 Well heck...the red dissappeared...it was kinda cool...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (qox2u)

142 I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't read yellow on gray
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (vSvIl)

Huh. I found the red on black difficult (edges were fuzzy.) Yellow on black was better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

143 Willowed: Diogenes, I will say I miss the BMW 3 Series from time to time. It needed premium gas, as you know, but I got 27 mpg on a regular basis with city driving. And the car accelerated and took curves like nothing else I'd ever driven -- living up to the BMW reputation for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (wzUl9)

144 The Savannah Bananas are coming, and the cheapest seats.....aren't.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (SRRAx)

145 125 There are those suspicious types that noticed that the Iranian Uranium is stored near where the plane went down and the C-130s landed, and suspect there may be some link to a snatch and grab. However, there is supposed to be 600kg there so it would be hard to get it all and stay un-irradiated
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)

I thought the Uranium was buried deep and would take quite a bit to dig out? Maybe I assumed wrong.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (w/O5Q)

146 Kudos on the rescue...and questions/misdirection
A Colonel as WSO? Why?
Air Force Pararescuemen, also known as PJs, are the only DoD elite combat forces specifically organized, trained, equipped, and postured to conduct full spectrum Personnel Recovery (PR) to include both conventional and unconventional combat rescue operations. They use Blackhawks.

Instead, DoD sent Seal Team Six, B-1 bombers, C-130s, little birds. Huh. Why?

Near Isfahan, site of enriched uranium. Was something else going on with the mission?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (iey08)

147 CBD is like when you discover you can change the theme on your computer, change it a bunch, then settle back on the standard.
———

I got bored once messing around in Settings and changed the language to Cambodian on my iPhone. Well whaddaya know? It worked!

Don’t do this, unless you can read Cambodian. Trust Me. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (2Cdkl)

148 Purple, Dildo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)

149 What did I miss while typing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (2GVsD)

Not much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

150 Eh, I'd do her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)


Nice rack, dumber than a rock?

Hell yes, especially with a ball gag and a bottle of bourbon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (n9ltV)

151 I won't be happy 'til we have up and down twinkles like LGF.

Posted by: Voting Down Every Comment at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (oftw2)

152 They don't call traveling in basketball anymore. Sadly, this is a ref's game.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (Fbc0I)


Eventually it will become "indoor rugby" and we will have a new national sport.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (rbvCR)

153 Obama appointed Hawaiian Judge orders Trump to tell Iran when the attack force takes off and what the targets are...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (jzqpX)


Wouldn't that be a surprise if his address appears in the target list.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (snZF9)

154 In the same spirit as the capitalization lesson, Elon posted a job ad for someone to work on the hands for his Optimus robot. Naturally the ad said it was for an "Optimus hand job".

I feel like you don't want to be the first person they try *that* out on.
Posted by: Ian S.


Obligatory:

https://xkcd.com/595/

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

155 Purple, Dildo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)


Sure!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (n9ltV)

156 Chloe has a bit too much meat on her bones.
She has been cheating with more than just a cheeseburger every now and then.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (/lPRQ)

157

The purple is nice.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (3ek7K)

158 Purple works okay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (ExV1e)

159 Fabuloso!🤌🏻

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V)

160 Purple?

We already had Mardi Gras.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (2GVsD)

161 They don't call traveling in basketball anymore. Sadly, this is a ref's game.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Traveling and double-dribbling fouls have kept many 5th graders from excelling in bball.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (lCppi)

162 Eh, I'd do her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)

Nice rack, dumber than a rock?

Hell yes, especially with a ball gag and a bottle of bourbon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (n9ltV)

Now thats metal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (snZF9)

163 A song for the colorful ONT.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxzjmd6

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (FrGmf)

164

Why does everything have to be black?

The rainbow is many colors. Embrace the colors.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (3ek7K)

165 Purple is OK!

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (7D3Aa)

166
When's the European Space Agency's manned flight to the Moon going to take place?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (tgvbd)

167 >They don't call traveling in basketball anymore. Sadly, this is a ref's game.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
----

and what is 'icing'
really

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

168 RE: Chloe's story . . . what is a "monstera"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)

169 Can anyone read the yellow print? ;-)

Posted by: caf at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (qS/Xm)

170 But can you do green, dildo?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (A5RD0)

171 Imagenta that . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)

172 Or is it lavender?

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (7D3Aa)

173 Mr. President.............

Just hit them now and get it over with !!!!!!!!

Forget about the timeline and Just Do It !!!!!

Level the F**king Place Now, Not Tomorrow !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (jzqpX)

174 Purple. Fabulous.

Posted by: scampydog at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (41CYW)

175 Chloe has a bit too much meat on her bones.
She has been cheating with more than just a cheeseburger every now and then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Gummy bears and Oreos are vegan...

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (YZ0Fo)

176 Ohhh...now we're doing purple...
Did someone slip me a tab of acid?!🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (qox2u)

177 okay this blue text is not good

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

178 Hey guys,

Launch in a few minutes. It will be streamed on the Artemis stream instead of its standalone feed.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-35
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 6, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 7:49 p.m. PDT (April 7, 0249 UTC, 04:49 CEST)

https://youtu.be/zPxycKdvZXY

Posted by: Joyenz at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (2F0/Y)

179 My eyes do not like purple.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (iey08)

180 When's the European Space Agency's manned flight to the Moon going to take place?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (tgvbd)

Surly you jest.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (snZF9)

181 Gay dildo.

Or Prince Dildo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)

182

Jackson,

I agree. Get it over with.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (3ek7K)

183 "...ball gag and a bottle of bourbon."
---

Is there such a thing as Metal Country? Because that would be a great song.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V)

184 When's the European Space Agency's manned flight to the Moon going to take place?

When they find the one smart 'immigrant' who won't open the hatch in while in space that is also trans, black, and female.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (2GVsD)

185 164

Why does everything have to be black?

The rainbow is many colors. Embrace the colors.

Yes, and any other color the "BLACK" would be ..............


"RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST" !!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (jzqpX)

186 But can you do green, dildo?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (A5RD0)


Yes, because I have a 1911 in .45ACP on my hip. That makes me omnipotent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (n9ltV)

187 CBD is just screwing with us.

He’s showing his rainbow. Dude.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (A5RD0)

188 RE: Chloe's story . . . what is a "monstera"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)

A houseplant -the one with big split leaves.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (lCppi)

189 Chloe has a bit too much meat on her bones.
She has been cheating with more than just a cheeseburger every now and then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026


***
I'll need to see her standing up to be sure. Or naked. Either way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (wzUl9)

190 We're sustainable!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (JkO4W)

191 Green is okay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (ExV1e)

192 Huh. Too dark a shade of green. Not horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

193 I'm digging the purple vibe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (kpS4V)

194 Oh there we go Sparty color!

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

195 Chloe is an idiot and probably smells funny.
Posted by: Diogenes
.......

Chloe probably has chlamydia.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (BT3km)

196

I like the green and purple.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (3ek7K)

197 Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

Great, you're here!

Art the Clown sightings. There's a 2011 'Terrifier - the Short'.

The movie is about 20 minutes but cool. 'All Hallow's Eve' has pretty much all the Art clips tossed together. Circle too. A clip show movie. Not too bad. The second one doesn't have Art.

'Hobo with a Shotgun' was really good and messed up. Especially for a Canadian movie.

And I have seen a few more Korean horrors.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (Sco7b)

198 Keep the color changes up and we will have all the colors of the..............

"PRIDE FLAG"

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (jzqpX)

199 Wait! CBS, try gray letters - in gray boxes.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (7D3Aa)

200 Thanks for another dandy Monday Night ONT, CBD!

Love the Far Side cartoons. Timeless and witty.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (vrNzf)

201 Kermit Green works too.

Mood Indigo?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (kpS4V)

202 Poiple!

"Roses are red, violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet and so's maple surple"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (wzUl9)

203 a rainbow of characters!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (3uBP9)

204 HULK COMMENT!!!!

Posted by: HULK at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

205 green orange?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (3uBP9)

206 Oh shit!


Whoofreakinghoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (A5RD0)

207 So what's in these dyes you're using?

Posted by: RFK JR at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w/O5Q)

208 The green doesn't fuck with my retinas. It's good.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (FrGmf)

209 so red, green, now grey

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (3uBP9)

210 Thats fucking horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)

211 What color is a green eggplant?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZVgZ4)

212 "'S not easy being green."
( -- You Know Who)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (wzUl9)

213
54 All I want for Christmas is for them to pink mist the regional governor who put the bounty on our F15 wizzo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM

------

He could have made it through the war without coming to anybody's attention. But now...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (mS8PE)

214 Better than I thought . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (7D3Aa)

215 So what's in these dyes you're using?

Posted by: RFK JR at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w/O5Q)


Oh shit!

Nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (n9ltV)

216 195 Chloe is an idiot and probably smells funny.
Posted by: Diogenes
.......

Chloe's Father smelled of Elderberries....

And her mother was a Shrew....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (jzqpX)

217 I think Harley “Hap” Arnold and Tooey Spaatz were on some of those early navigation marathon flights. Curtis LeMay cut his teeth as a navigator making some early flights to South America.

The Navy wasn’t too impressed with airplanes at first, in the early years. They set up some ships at sea and dared the Army “Come find us. Betcha can’t do it”. Ole Curtis LeMay found ‘em.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (2Cdkl)

218 Well, it's a Bloody Mary morning
baby left me sometime in the night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (v+nOL)

219 Gray ghosts

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (wzUl9)

220 Keep the color changes up and we will have all the colors of the..............
"PRIDE FLAG"
Posted by: Jackson K.


They keep adding stripes. We'll never catch up.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)

221 Tasteful WASP tweed grey on heather grey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (kpS4V)

222 I got bored once messing around in Settings and changed the language to Cambodian on my iPhone. Well whaddaya know? It worked!

Don’t do this, unless you can read Cambodian. Trust Me. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (2Cdkl)


I did this once with my work desk phone, but fortunately the options only included Portuguese.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)

223 Imma thinking some CoB is bored tonight.
Or else many cocktails...who's to know....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (qox2u)

224 Great, you're here!

Art the Clown sightings. There's a 2011 'Terrifier - the Short'.

The movie is about 20 minutes but cool. 'All Hallow's Eve' has pretty much all the Art clips tossed together. Circle too. A clip show movie. Not too bad. The second one doesn't have Art.

'Hobo with a Shotgun' was really good and messed up. Especially for a Canadian movie.

And I have seen a few more Korean horrors.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog

Ya all hallows eve was the beginning of art the clown. Just kinda added to his supernatural abilities. 4 and final is supposed to come this year.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (YZ0Fo)

225 The system translates brown into red. That's weird. I need to have a chat with Pixy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (n9ltV)

226 That Newfie sculpture just reminded me that there seems to be a recent anti-dog movement in the UK. Despicable.

If instead of insisting the "newcomers" adapt and accept your culture, you twist yourselves into knots to seem more accommodating of your new neighbors, you are not harboring refugees but encouraging colonists.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (/TlUl)

227 What color is a green eggplant?

Aubergreen.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

228 Whoa, look at the colors.

Posted by: Tie-Dye Shirt Guy at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (41CYW)

229 Boy, are my fingers red!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (wzUl9)

230 There was a gray Hulk, too, so my sock is good for a few more lines.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

231 That orange is pretty good contrast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)

232 We are such simple idiots.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (A5RD0)

233 .....or not.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

234 Dar-ling, I am grow-ing old,
Sil-ver threads a-mong the gold,
Shine up-on my brow to-day;
Life is fad-ing fast a-way;

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (v+nOL)

235 Pink doesn't work...except for Garrett.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (n9ltV)

236 Pink Mist perfume in a gun-shaped bottle. Sexxxxxxay!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kpS4V)

237 We are being punished for our transgressions. I transgress a lot, I reckon.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (FrGmf)

238 Digging the purple- guessing it'll be something else once I hit post...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)

239

The pink sucks.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (3ek7K)

240 We're going plad!!!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (3uBP9)

241 Black is black, I want my color back.
Gray is gray, I think my mind is going away.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (ZVgZ4)

242 Chloe just needs a good hard shaggin'...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (XMwZJ)

243 Pinky and the Brain

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (wzUl9)

244 Dennis the Menace is on the lighting panel.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (iey08)

245 Evening everyone, thx CBD.
My favorite miss quotation is from Dexy's Midnight Runners from proper "Come on Eileen" to "Come, on Eileen"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (19SAM)

246 Digging the purple- guessing it'll be something else once I hit post...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)


Yup!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (n9ltV)

247 There is no brown color. Brown is really just dark orange.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (vFG9F)

248 We've gone stealth

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (2GVsD)

249 Pink doesn't work...except for Garrett.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I was jonesing for some salmon for a minute there. Now I want a mango, and I don't even like mango.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

250 I just found a transferable (legal) M-60 machinegun on Gunbroker. For a mere $84,999.99. Plus the 1% Gunbroker fee ($850). And state sales tax, which for me would be $5,100. And the $200 tax stamp.

It comes with a cleaning kit and an operator's manual, but no spare barrel, darn it!


Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (Ue4m3)

251 Is this gold or orange?

Orange you sorry you checked out this ONT?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (wzUl9)

252 Cheez Whiz!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (kpS4V)

253 Paging, Little Stevie Wonder. Wonder to the object phone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (v+nOL)

254 We are such simple idiots.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (A5RD0)

He has got us to 250 in a half hour just by changing colors. ace can buy another Vespa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)

255 Dang! I missed the purple. Pink is almost as hard to read as the yellow.

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (rbKZ6)

256 What is this an LGBQT flag in waves?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

257 32 It's Blues Night!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (JkO4W)

Until you hit "Refresh."

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (/TlUl)

258 Teal is nice

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (iey08)

259 If this keeps up much longer, we're gonna go plaid!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (ESVrU)

260

I love this place.

Thanks to Ace and all the cobloggers!!!

Never a dull moment here.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (3ek7K)

261 This was nothing like the time I tripped on acid.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (FrGmf)

262 Teal is terrific!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (kpS4V)

263 I'd like a '56 Chevy coupe in this color and with white, and a white-and-blue interior.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (wzUl9)

264 We are being punished for our transgressions. I transgress a lot, I reckon.

The Morning Thread was trippy. Compared to that, this is nothing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (2GVsD)

265 FD&C Blue #40, like an Icee.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)

266 I’m sitting here laughing like a hyena.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (A5RD0)

267 What is this an LGBQT flag in waves?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
---
PRIDE Month is just around the corner!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (ESVrU)

268 This blog brought to you in Technicolor!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (XMwZJ)

269 OK, you've shown us your single color shakes, but can you do MIXED colors?

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (7D3Aa)

270 Either green lettering or I am having free hallucinations, which is pretty awesome!

Thanks for the ONT!!! XXXX

I have been rather puffed up with pride or flatulence over the USA military since forever,but this rescue, oh, boys. IT IS AWESOME!

On top of the skill and planning, our guys wiped out more barbarians! How sweet it is! And rescued all of the pilots (I know he was a wiz something but I'm calling him a pilot because I can).

I am so proud of every single one involved in this rescue or who helped prepare for it.

Millions of prayers answered on Easter Morning makes it more wonderful for the rescue of this man. The US Military no longer leaves anyone behind, like the previous nightmare in diapers.

God Bless America and God bless Moron's and 'ettes, today and every day.

I also liked reading about Chloe, the woke wombat.
Thanks! Supermodel kisses XXXX

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (WONhk)

271 eal is terrific!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026


***
Teal is for real.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (wzUl9)

272 Oh god. The blue is horrible.

Fucking hell. On this phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

273 And...we're done.

To be serious for a moment...I meant every word of my comments. We live in the greatest country in history!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (n9ltV)

274 Brown is the color of coffee, as the Mexicans say.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ZVgZ4)

275 FD&C Blue #40, like an Icee.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
---
Banned....

Posted by: RFK, Jr. at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ESVrU)

276 Paint it black. I want my baby back

Best contrast

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (iey08)

277 Artemis Ii about to re establish contact with earth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (A5RD0)

278 Aqua comments now. Or a pale blue.

What is going on? Am I having a stroke?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (WONhk)

279 If this keeps up much longer, we're gonna go plaid!

Guys who use plaid
Are never a Chad

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)

280 Herbie Hancock - Chameleon

youtube.com/watch?v=iqomTAiRnVM


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (v+nOL)

281 Wolfus,
Yeah, premium gas sucks but then it all does now.
But acceleration is friggin' awesome! And I get about the same mileage. A bit better on the freeway when I keep it under 70. And I never do.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (2WIwB)

282

CBD,

We are the best country.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (3ek7K)

283 The blue is awesome. It is visible.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (FrGmf)

284 The $90,000 for the M-60 will be cheap compared to the cost of ammo to feed it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (2GVsD)

285 Fade to black

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9)

286 Our magnificent armed forces, made up entirely of the American people, morphed from a pathetic, woke, mess of a force just a few years ago, into a cohesive group that is entirely focused on one thing

Ah, but you're wrong, CBD. Our "force" was never all that woke. It was still full to some extent with people who desire to go against the odds and do great deeds, slaying dragons and toppling tyrants. They weren't allowed to concentrate on that, though. They were stifled, but they were still there, just waiting to burst forth again.

Yes, there are still problematic folks within the ranks, and more than a few in higher ranks and positions. But if the force were truly chock full of wokies and Karens and commies, they never could have come back in one year.

No, these folks were in hiding within the military, waiting for their opportunity to go forth and do great things, once again. BZ, Hooah!, and Aim High!

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (KtUBM)

287 Wolfus,
Yeah, premium gas sucks but then it all does now.
But acceleration is friggin' awesome! And I get about the same mileage. A bit better on the freeway when I keep it under 70. And I never do.
Posted by: Diogenes at

You can get leaded at the airport...

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (YZ0Fo)

288 Some of these colors are screwing with my color blindness.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)

289 Dang, I need to have my liver checked.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (lCppi)


I need to quit putting my own mushrooms on the pizza.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)

290 rgb 0,0,0
!!!!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:28 PM (3uBP9)

291

CBD,

Thank you for the fun. So many people lack fun in their lives.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (3ek7K)

292
Curtis Mayfield

youtube.com/watch?v=xatZALKiI8A

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (v+nOL)

293 Chloe, is what many refer to as a "Smunt"

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (kOluj)

294 When they find the one smart 'immigrant' who won't open the hatch in while in space that is also trans, black, and female.
———

It isn’t well known, but Commanders on the Space Shuttle took to installing a padlock on the hatch whilst in orbit. There was an incident with one of the foreign “mission specialists” who completely wigged out after the experiment he had been working on for years failed in space. Time is limited, and they had to move on to other things. He started talking in apocalyptic tones and concerning statements. The hatch could be opened in Orbit and ground controllers became concerned

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (2Cdkl)

295 And what, I wonder, is in that disgustingly green shake or smoothie Chloe is holding in her pic? It looks darker than avocado.

Kale?

IS IT KALE? IT'S KALE, ISN'T IT???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (wzUl9)

296 America is a good country. Let’s save it for our grandchildren.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (LHPAg)

297 Chloe is an idiot and probably smells funny.
Posted by: Diogenes
.......

It's the leggings. And the cheap red wine.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BT3km)

298 Just starting reading the ONT thread.

Horde says comments are blue, and I am seeing red. First thought is I am going colorblind.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)

299 Dang, every time I refreshed, comments were a different color. LOL!

Thanks for the ONT, CBD!

https://youtu.be/fKtwi3cNtEs

Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)

300

Eromero,

Hubby and I worry what the country will like for our grandchildren.

Praying that things will get better.

So much bullshit happening.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (3ek7K)

301 It's the leggings. And the cheap red wine.
Posted by: wth at

That's what I looked for in my 20s.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

302 >>>Traveling and double-dribbling fouls have kept many 5th graders from excelling in bball.

Posted by: LASue

>They learned this from LeBron. And flopping.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (Fbc0I)

303 Son Tay

That is all I will say.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (2GVsD)

Yes. Sadly, that was a long time ago, and some might have forgotten what it meant and what it said about us.

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (KtUBM)

304 I've been in the V&A museum but I don't recall the carved dog and snake.

I love museums. I doubt I will ever go to London again unless they flush out the barbarians.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)

305 Ya all hallows eve was the beginning of art the clown. Just kinda added to his supernatural abilities. 4 and final is supposed to come this year.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (YZ0Fo

I can't wait.

I saw a few Chinese zombie movies. Damn, those were good. When human life means nothing, it came through.

Have a great night.
All of you.

It's below freezing in my part of Canada. My friends' cat Snowflake was by the patio window, after sleeping on my bed all afternoon, wanting to come in. The litterbox, water and a blanket on a shelf is in the garage. I opened the door, turned on the light and walked in deciding that was better than outside.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (Sco7b)

306 That's what I looked for in my 20s.

Leggings in a cheap wine box?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2GVsD)

307 Chloe, is what many refer to as a "Smunt"
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher


I'm offended.

Posted by: Smurfette at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

308 The beauty of Liberty is one can dare to try, dare to achieve. A lot of countries have freedom, but liberty is unique in its own way. It allows us to be step beyond ourselves. We don't need permission.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)

309 Yeah, premium gas sucks but then it all does now.
But acceleration is friggin' awesome! And I get about the same mileage. A bit better on the freeway when I keep it under 70. And I never do.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026


***
Th extra gas mileage over the Regal's 22 (on regular) almost paid for the price difference. I never got to take the BMW on a real road trip; I'll bet I could have managed 35 mpg or more even at 70.

The LaCrosse is rated for regular, though I try to put E0 in it when I can. Saw 34 on E0 coming back from Birmingham last year, at 70 the whole way, with the A/C on!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (wzUl9)

310 That's what I looked for in my 20s.

Leggings in a cheap wine box?
Posted by: Anna Puma at

Leggings AND a cheap wine box.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (YZ0Fo)

311 All I want for Christmas is for them to pink mist the regional governor who put the bounty on our F15 wizzo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM


The positive thing is it gave a pretext for all the locals who hate the IRGC and Basij militia to go out and block all the roads pretending to search, and keep the military from getting anywhere

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)

312 Oh, Obama's Presidential Library of Doom opens in June.

If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)

313 Well fuck this game is starting to get out of hand.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

314 meh

Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (w/O5Q)

315 I doubt I will ever go to London again unless they flush out the barbarians.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)


I'm going this weekend, and I am a bit sad because it might be the last time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (n9ltV)

316 282

CBD,

We are the best country.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (3ek7K)

Ever, and ALWAYS! I think I need to start planning my 4th of July party tomorrow. Y'all are invited, of course. BYOB or boob.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (WONhk)

317 Well, it's 'bout time I headed off to bed. The multicolors have been fun, though!

I hate to disturb little Dagny, who is still sleeping next to me. Gee, it only took four years to get her this far. Maybe she'll become a lap cat when she gets a little older. Say, ten!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (wzUl9)

318

Has Obama ever proven he is an American citizen???


Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (3ek7K)

319 Trump is calling the astronauts now.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (FrGmf)

320 Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)

We also bombed the roads, so nobody was going anywhere very fast.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (n9ltV)

321 Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)

Saw ready or not 2 last week. Gory and hilarious. If you liked the first it's worth a spin.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (YZ0Fo)

322

Christy,

I can't bring the boobs but I can bring lots of booze.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (3ek7K)

323 All you Debby downer black pillers,


Neener Neener, this was silly fun and we have pride in the US A and I’m proud to be an American.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (d68ec)

324 FD&C Blue #40, like an Icee.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
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Banned....
Posted by: RFK, Jr.
===

Picked up a package of the El Cheapo twin pops.

They are using 'natural' dyes now. They are all pastel colors. I thought it was just for Easter. Or maybe smoothie flavors...
But label clearly calls out 'all natural'. Honestly they do look better.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)

325 312 Oh, Obama's Presidential Library of Doom opens in June.

If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)

In keeping with tradition, The Obama Library will have two sets of books.

Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (w/O5Q)

326

Is there a limit on the amount of booze you can bring across state lines??

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (3ek7K)

327 The comments were all https://youtu.be/HGOx5x1Z_So , and then they were kinda https://youtu.be/n56SFvzmiYA .

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

328 Oh, Obama's Presidential Library of Doom opens in June.

If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)

During Pride Mo.... Of course!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

329 Picked up a package of the El Cheapo twin pops.

They are using 'natural' dyes now. They are all pastel colors. I thought it was just for Easter. Or maybe smoothie flavors...
But label clearly calls out 'all natural'. Honestly they do look better.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Got the sour jolly rancher popsicles today. Same thing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:38 PM (YZ0Fo)

330 The $90,000 for the M-60 will be cheap compared to the cost of ammo to feed it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (2GVsD)

A dollar a round, 600 rpm IIRC, but shooting bursts to keep from melting the barrel, call it 300 dollars per minute of fun.

(Insert mandatory sex work joke here.)

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 06, 2026 10:39 PM (Ue4m3)

331 Is there a limit on the amount of booze you can bring across state lines??

Posted by: four seasons

Nope. Back when ok only had 3/2 beer and we had a uhaul coming from MO we stopped before the line and filled up the back.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

332 303 Son Tay

That is all I will say.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (2GVsD)

Yes. Sadly, that was a long time ago, and some might have forgotten what it meant and what it said about us.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (KtUBM)

***

A good friend of mine (now deceased) was on the planning team for Son Tay. It was an incredible accomplishment given the technology and intelligence of the time. We got better with the bin Laden raid but still managed to step on our crank.
The difference here is those events had time to plan. This rescue had just hours to put together a plan and to execute. Sure, an overall SAR plan was in place but you don't know when or where someone goes down. This is where Americans shine.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

333 meh
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish


Cuddlefish? Sounds like one of those things Kurt Eichenwald was into.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)

334 I'm going this weekend, and I am a bit sad because it might be the last time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (n9ltV)

Well, have fun for me as I have loved it since college! I think I've been to Westminster Abbey 5 times. They day the barbarians burn it down I will go a bit loco, as I was bad enough for Notre Dame.

Enjoy the window boxes! The first time I went, in college on an English Lit travel study, I enjoyed everything a bit too much from pubs. Brit men asked me to streak three different times (it was big then in the US). They'd rag at me about "Tricky Dick" and I ignored them because I voted for him. I rode a horse through Hyde Park and made a fool of myself. Many things happened over 3 weeks.

On the return flight through Atlanta a bunch of us did not hear our plane number as we were in a bar drinking. My parents said there was a big "Welcome Home" thing at the airport and seven of us did not get off the plane. This, right there, tells you what they put up with but still loved me anyway. We caught the next plane to be welcomed by irritated parents. In case you wondered, I wasn't fazed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:40 PM (WONhk)

335 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 10:40 PM (sAmhv)

336 Saw ready or not 2 last week. Gory and hilarious. If you liked the first it's worth a spin.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (YZ0Fo

Thanks. I'll have to check those out.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:41 PM (Sco7b)

337

mornin or mourning?


Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:41 PM (3ek7K)

338 The beauty of Liberty is one can dare to try, dare to achieve. A lot of countries have freedom, but liberty is unique in its own way. It allows us to be step beyond ourselves. We don't need permission.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)

* * * *

Excellent! And Liberty is what makes America (and Americans) great!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 06, 2026 10:41 PM (vrNzf)

339 Aetius

Maybe I should try a Space Valkyrie image on Tensor next.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)

340 I think the dichotomy of the Soviet Union verus the West tended to keep a lot of the airy fairy types at bay. There was a visible demarcation between the systems.

Theirs was a form of government where you couldn’t even buy a toaster or a washing machine or a car that anyone would actually buy otherwise, but there was no choice in the matter.

You couldn’t decide to move somewhere else, or even travel, without permission. You couldn’t quit your job and get another, all these things required permission from the local police and Soviet authorities.

This kind of thing was one reason Sputnik frightened everyone. A lot of people didn’t think such a backward, fucked up society had the engineering chops to launch a satellite into space

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)

341 G'night, all. It was fun this evening. See some of you on the Tech Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (wzUl9)

342 322

Christy,

I can't bring the boobs but I can bring lots of booze.
..............................
I should have said either/or.

Clothes optional but preferred. No homos or lesbos or trannies or furries. I think that covers it all. Or Dims.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:43 PM (WONhk)

343 Trump is calling the astronauts now.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Hope he sings a 'Good Morning' song.
Maybe Rockin Robin.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (/lPRQ)

344 Saw ready or not 2 last week. Gory and hilarious. If you liked the first it's worth a spin.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (YZ0Fo

Thanks. I'll have to check those out.
Posted by: Stateless - He

Oh the pearl trilogy is great too if you haven't seen those. X, Pearl, Maxxxine. Pearl is the best one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

345 This kind of thing was one reason Sputnik frightened everyone. A lot of people didn’t think such a backward, fucked up society had the engineering chops to launch a satellite into space
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)

Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

346 I'm going this weekend, and I am a bit sad because it might be the last time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (n9ltV)


That is a shame, CBD. I always wanted to see the UK. But not now. Hubby doesn't get it. I dont care anout seeing Europe, either. But I've got him focused on Japan for a 30th anniversary trip.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (FrGmf)

347 325 In keeping with tradition, The Obama Library will have two sets of books.

Gay, and more gay?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:46 PM (qox2u)

348
161 They don't call traveling in basketball anymore. Sadly, this is a ref's game.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
=====
Traveling and double-dribbling fouls have kept many 5th graders from excelling in bball.
Posted by: LASue

Experiencing this for the first time in middle school PE class was when Bif realized a certain skin pigmentation had been granted dispensation to get away with shit. Only anger and opened awareness was the result, not sleepy acceptance.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 06, 2026 10:47 PM (QVmho)

349 Saw a Michigan player take at least five steps without putting the ball on the floor. No call. Sheesh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 06, 2026 10:47 PM (ceJ0R)

350
I hope Trump spoke to them over what looks like a "land line" phone in the WH. That will get the Flat Earthers and Moon Hoaxers all hot and bothered.

The "NIxon called the Moon on a land line" thing these nutjobs do is just a hoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)

351

From what I've read about Obama's library it seems everything is digitalized.

Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)

352 This kind of thing was one reason Sputnik frightened everyone. A lot of people didn’t think such a backward, fucked up society had the engineering chops to launch a satellite into space
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)

Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)


Something a lot of people never realized about the Soviets throughout the Cold War. Their universities were good, and they turned out mathematicians and physicists the way ours turned out lawyers and general studies majors.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (2WIwB)

353 This kind of thing was one reason Sputnik frightened everyone. A lot of people didn’t think such a backward, fucked up society had the engineering chops to launch a satellite into space
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)

Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Germans certainly helped. But the Russians are not too shabby with the hard sciences themselves.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)

354 In keeping with tradition, The Obama Library will have two sets of books.

Gay, and more gay?
Posted by: COMountainMarie


Oh, we got both kinds. We got Socialist and Communist.

Posted by: the nose-ringed librarian at April 06, 2026 10:49 PM (VHUov)

355 Oh the pearl trilogy is great too if you haven't seen those. X, Pearl, Maxxxine. Pearl is the best one.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (YZ0Fo

Cool. Saved it.

'Zombie Fight Club' is on Tubi. Chinese. Non-stop brutality. The Chinese were armed to the teeth. Great effects. Beautiful, big breasted Chinese women and tons of bioological female nudity. I was really surprised.

Bedtime. Good night. Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:49 PM (Sco7b)

356 Oh, Obama's Presidential Library of Doom opens in June.

If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)

In keeping with tradition, The Obama Library will have two sets of books.
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (w/O5Q)

Where's Eliot Ness and his team when you need them?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j)

357 >>>Our magnificent armed forces, made up entirely of the American people, [...]

Believe it or not, this is not true. I was quite shocked to learn years ago from a co-worker who was not a citizen but had served in the US Army.

More info from https://govfacts.org:
Can Non-U.S. Citizens Join the Military?
Requirements and Paths | GovFacts
https://is.gd/4iXFwj

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2026 10:50 PM (syz1S)

358 Last time I was on a trip like this, things were cool, changing colors and all, but then I seen punkin' heads comin' at me.

Posted by: Blue Boy at April 06, 2026 10:50 PM (oftw2)

359 Germans certainly helped. But the Russians are not too shabby with the hard sciences themselves.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Something in the eastern-Euro/Slavic gene pool makes people scary good at math.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

360 Goldie Ghamari is streaming Trumps chat with the astronauts on on her channel. Trump just mentioned Wayne Gretzky

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:51 PM (FrGmf)

361 From what I've read about Obama's library it seems everything is digitalized.

Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?

Posted by: four seasons
.......

Chloe

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 10:51 PM (BT3km)

362 Good evening morons y gracias CBD

Morons are talkative this evening.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

363

How many "visitors" to the bama library can even fucking read???

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (3ek7K)

364 Eisenhower mentioned that in a press conference about Sputnik. “Russia got all the German Rocket Scientists”.

This of course, was news to Wehrner and the boys down in Huntsville.

“Our Germans can beat your Germans!” is maybe what he should have added.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (2Cdkl)

365 Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

That work was done at Branch No. 1 of Zavod 88 on Gorodomlya Island. Sadly the Germans only started the project, but they did not finish any of them, mostly the Germans were used to train Russian technicians

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (rbvCR)

366
125 There are those suspicious types that noticed that the Iranian Uranium is stored near where the plane went down and the C-130s landed, and suspect there may be some link to a snatch and grab. However, there is supposed to be 600kg there so it would be hard to get it all and stay un-irradiated
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM

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Enriched uranium is not very radioactive. However, the Iranian stuff is reportedly in the form of compressed uranium hexafluoride gas in tanks, and that is chemically highly reactive and chemically highly toxic.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 10:53 PM (PquBa)

367 I love America. American Exceptionalism...all 250 years of it... is a power that is unrivaled in the world. But I cannot remember a time during which I was more proud of my country and being an American than right now.
=====

Well said, but this story is not over yet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)

368 How many "visitors" to the bama library can even fucking read???

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (3ek7K)


Raycist!!!!!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:54 PM (FrGmf)

369
Lol Mary!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:54 PM (3ek7K)

370 “Our Germans can beat your Germans!” is maybe what he should have added.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (2Cdkl)

Get Smart used that joke, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:55 PM (1Ff7Z)

371 I'm wondering if Obama is going blind. I can't think of any other reason why even he would okay that butt ugly building. Then again, he married Michelle. Maybe he just has terrible taste.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (0Htd1)

372 From what I've read about Obama's library it seems everything is digitalized.

Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?

Posted by: four seasons

If they're using tablets, computers, and flat screen TVs, it'll get emptied in the next set of riots.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (S/Y4j)

373 363 How many "visitors" to the bama library can even fucking read???

Let alone get an ID to get in...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (qox2u)

374 How many "visitors" to the bama library can even fucking read???
Posted by: four seasons

The real test is getting in since they cannot even figure out how to get a driver's license or other ID.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)

375 The Soviets had “The Chief Designer”; I think it might have been Korolov. But nobody knew that then, a lot of effort went into trying to figure out who he was at the time.

The very earliest Rocket theorists and designers were Russian, and American. Goddard, who was a bit paranoid. The Germans were a little late to the party, but caught up fast.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (2Cdkl)

376 wondering if Obama is going blind. I can't think of any other reason why even he would okay that butt ugly building. Then again, he married Michelle. Maybe he just has terrible taste.
Posted by: nerdygirl at

Communist brutalism architecture. It's a thing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

377

Wow, already 370 comments in the first hour.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:57 PM (3ek7K)

378 I prefer the font of the ONT black, like my men.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary channeling the kid from Airplane! at April 06, 2026 10:57 PM (FrGmf)

379 Look up an SF bad a$$ from Vietnam named Larry Throne. He was actually a Finn who fought the Soviets. Then managed to join the German army to fight the Soviets some more. Once WWII was over managed to get himself into the US Army and the Green Berets so he could fight Commies again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

380 I always wanted to see the UK. But not now. Hubby doesn't get it. I dont care anout seeing Europe, either. But I've got him focused on Japan for a 30th anniversary trip.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (FrGmf)

Come in Tokyo! - Hubby of BSM relishing the opportunity presented . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX)

381 can't think of any other reason why even he would okay that butt ugly building
——-

He’s a commie. They have very weird ideas about architecture or art.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (2Cdkl)

382

Mary,

The black spaceman, Victor is so hot.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)

383 Tsilakovsky came up with the idea of staging.

But it was Goddard, that one American genius, who inspired the likes of von Braun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (2GVsD)

384 378 prefer the font of the ONT black, like my men.

Ha!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (qox2u)

385 can't think of any other reason why even he would okay that butt ugly building
——-

He’s a commie. They have very weird ideas about architecture or art.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (2Cdkl)

Perhaps he fears he's a big ass, and needs a giant butt plug.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (S/Y4j)

386 I am seeing sympathy for Gavin Newsom as more video of his wife is beginning to surface. This is hysterical.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:01 PM (RIvkX)

387 I am seeing sympathy for Gavin Newsom as more video of his wife is beginning to surface. This is hysterical.

"Sympathy for the Devil" starts playing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)

388 am seeing sympathy for Gavin Newsom as more video of his wife is beginning to surface. This is hysterical.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

The chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)

389

Gavin was born a poor sharecropper.

We should all feel sorry for him.

Asshole.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (3ek7K)

390 What’s wrong with Navin Gruesome’s wife?

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (2Cdkl)

391 Gaylord's monument to his ego looks more like an air freshener thingy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (2GVsD)

392 Come in Tokyo! - Hubby of BSM relishing the opportunity presented . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX)


He is getting on board with my devilish plan. He's a good sport.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary channeling the kid from Airplane! at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (FrGmf)

393
lol Anna!

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (3ek7K)

394 I think one of the main reasons Americans are exceptional is because of Saturday morning cartoons. A preparation for life.

Well, that and Tang at my grandparents later in that weekend of forced playing outside with cousins all day. We had gangs and picked on the out of towners from New Orleans.

They only let us inside if it was raining and for meals. This grandfather gave us Dentyne gum.Sugarless poisons early in life. Sometimes this grandmother gave me castor oil without explaining why. I think that's what it was. I was pale but am also blonde.

Between this and riding bikes through DDT clouds in summers made me who I am today.

If injured this grandmother sprayed methiolate or jet fuel on open wounds that nearly sent you into another stratosphere. I don't recall a warning of a bit of a sting...your pain went to 10 or 1l in a split second sitting on that bathroom commode.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (WONhk)

395 What’s wrong with Navin Gruesome’s wife?
Posted by: Common Tater

Other than she's Queen AWFL?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

396 Should I post this image? Tensor has generated a Valkyrie image where it looks like she is giving two middle fingers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)

397 The chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?
Posted by: BruceWayne


Mrs Newsom was raped!

Posted by: so she claims at April 06, 2026 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

398 Lauri Törni - the soldier of three armies. I had a grandfather who was similar... but he was a cryptographer and translator, not a special operator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:04 PM (eoSRk)

399 chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Mrs Newsom was raped!
Posted by: so she claims at

Conspicuously did not testify in court to that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:05 PM (YZ0Fo)

400 Well, right. Other than that. What has she done now??

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (2Cdkl)

401 I dont care anout seeing Europe, either. But I've got him focused on Japan for a 30th anniversary trip.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

I went to Europe in 1989. There were nasty neighborhoods in Paris that they warned you not to go into. Guess what kind of people lived there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (0Htd1)

402 What’s wrong with Navin Gruesome’s wife?
Posted by: Common Tater


Sense of entitlement and an 85 IQ.
What's not to like.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)

403 311 All I want for Christmas is for them to pink mist the regional governor who put the bounty on our F15 wizzo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
--

Tomorrow evening's AoSHQ should be lit because
8 PM EST he's going to light up Iran.
Unless he was kidding about the time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:07 PM (v+nOL)

404 85 IQ, that is being generous.

She's a BPD with a huge sense of entitlement.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:07 PM (2GVsD)

405 Depends upon which 8 Trump decides matters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

406
 I think one of the main reasons Americans are exceptional is because of Saturday morning cartoons. A preparation for life.

__________

Idiots, explosions and falling anvils. The foundations of Exceptionalism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (tgvbd)

407 Ugh. Hopefully scUM loses this weekend. Can't do a double championship for them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (YZ0Fo)

408 The chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)
===

Yeah. She grew up all fvcked up like he did, small wonder they found each other.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)

409 The black spaceman, Victor is so hot.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)


He is handsome. He seems like a good , decent.
man. He must be wicked smart. That gives him bonus hotness points 🔥 🔥

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (FrGmf)

410 "394 I think one of the main reasons Americans are exceptional is because of Saturday morning cartoons. A preparation for life."
###

Oh...wise guy, huh?

*pokes two fingers in the eyes*

Posted by: Larry Fine at April 06, 2026 11:09 PM (2Ez/1)

411

Newsome's wife is taking her children on a tour of the South so they can see how racist we in the South are.

Fuck her.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (3ek7K)

412 He is handsome. He seems like a good , decent.
man. He must be wicked smart. That gives him bonus hotness points 🔥 🔥
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at

Football and wrestling in college. Engineering engineer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

413 Maybe I should try a Space Valkyrie image on Tensor next.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)

Could be good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (bss/y)

414 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat @394

I wonder if we are related???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (2WIwB)

415 405 Depends upon which 8 Trump decides matters.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)
...................................
True. Might be 0759 in another time zone to go boom. He's a tricky man, our President Trump.

AND I LOVE IT!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)

416 Japan sounds like a good vacation spot.
Safe, polite, beautiful scenery, and good food.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (v+nOL)

417
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”

― Thomas Sowell

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)

418 351 From what I've read about Obama's library it seems everything is digitalized.

Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)

Good socialist comrades.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (y171U)

419 He is handsome. He seems like a good , decent.
man. He must be wicked smart. That gives him bonus hotness points 🔥 🔥
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at

Football and wrestling in college. Engineering engineer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at

Engineering major*

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

420 Speaking of pets, I mentioned in the previous thread that my cat, Robert the Cat (TM), has taken to stomping on my chest and gut during the night at random times. I also mentioned that he's a bit weighty.

Commentors here, the best folks on the planet, suggested that he wants attention.

I get that. He thrusts he head under my hand at every opportunity, and is known to bite randomly when petting is not as immediate as preferred.

The thing is, I get no sleep, during the night and during the day because of these rituals. I understand the need for attention, but if I die and rot, I cannot pet a cat absent some occult rituals you might know.

How is this helpful to him?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (CHHv1)

421 Tsilakovsky came up with the idea of staging.

But it was Goddard, that one American genius, who inspired the likes of von Braun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (2GVsD)


If you can, get a copy of Willy Ley's Rockets, Missiles & Space Travel. It goes over the VfR in Berlin, which Ley, Oberth, and the various von Brauns belonged to, and then on to the German war rockets and Peenemunde and the American project after the war.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)

422 I went to Europe in 1989. There were nasty neighborhoods in Paris that they warned you not to go into. Guess what kind of people lived there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (0Htd1)

I shan't believe the Amish invaded Paris in '89.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (FrGmf)

423 "Idiots, explosions and falling anvils. The foundations of Exceptionalism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM"
+++

That and painting the entrance to a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (2Ez/1)

424 311 All I want for Christmas is for them to pink mist the regional governor who put the bounty on our F15 wizzo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
--

Tomorrow evening's AoSHQ should be lit because
8 PM EST he's going to light up Iran.
Unless he was kidding about the time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:07 PM (v+nOL)

With a soundtrack by -
Pat Travers
Nazareth

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (wVcYX)

425 am seeing sympathy for Gavin Newsom as more video of his wife is beginning to surface. This is hysterical.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I always assumed Newsom is gay. I mean, for Pete's sake, look at him. He makes Truman Capote look virile. He probably just married her as a beard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)

426 All I want for Christmas is for them to pink mist the regional governor who put the bounty on our F15 wizzo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM

The positive thing is it gave a pretext for all the locals who hate the IRGC and Basij militia to go out and block all the roads pretending to search, and keep the military from getting anywhere

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)

True. I still would like to see him ended violently.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (snZF9)

427 "Sympathy for the Devil" starts playing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)
====

Coincidentally, on my playlist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)

428 am seeing sympathy for Gavin Newsom as more video of his wife is beginning to surface. This is hysterical.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

The chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)

Anyone else notice how they both constantly use bizarro, alien hand gestures? Maybe they met at a "How to Communicate With The Unwashed Masses' class at the Learning Annex.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:13 PM (lCppi)

429 Per Diogenes' comment and others above, many who were involved may recall one of my favorite sayings about the USSR back in The Glorious Days of Soviet Power and the Cold War.

"The Russians are incapable of anything, except conquering the world".

Which perfectly captured the weird hybrid the USSR was. Things deemed important by the state, i.e. mostly military things, were attended to, received resources, and generally were pretty good - at least good enough for purpose. Which made the USSR a formidable potential menace. Even while much of the country's society and economy was a sad mess.

Maintenance not in your culture or vocabulary? Make things that don't require a lot of maintenance but still work. ICBM accuracy not so hot? Use very large yield payloads that produce damage expectancy similar to more accurate systems. And so on.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:13 PM (U/Byj)

430 "That is the Learing Annex!" - Awals Timmy

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:14 PM (2GVsD)

431 Should I post this image? Tensor has generated a Valkyrie image where it looks like she is giving two middle fingers.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Sounds good to me!

I hadn't looked at your Tensor pix in a while. When you posted "nom nom nom" did anyone say "and the ramen looks good, too?"

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 11:14 PM (VHUov)

432 Anyone else notice how they both constantly use bizarro, alien hand gestures? Maybe they met at a "How to Communicate With The Unwashed Masses' class at the Learning Annex.
Posted by: LASue at

Gavin's lil dance is my favorite

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:14 PM (zgWR7)

433 414 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat @394

I wonder if we are related???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (2WIwB)
..........................
Could be! This grandmother tried to teach me about sex by pollinating daylilies. I think that was what she was doing by making seeds and her own daylilies all over her backyard (an entire yard of nothing but this and iris). I was in the Junior Garden Club and still have the button!

Her teaching meant about as much to me as the 4th grade school hygiene class (and I missed Red Skleton because it was Tuesday). I got nothing from that. Or in 5th grade and my friend showing me Barbie and Ken. Spent my years from age 9 to 20 on a farm and still did not get it as I thought the cows and horses were playing. My husband got quite the sex kitten.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (WONhk)

434 "That is the Learing Annex!" - Awals Timmy
Posted by: Anna Puma


or Learing Anus.

And we're back to Obama's liebrary.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (VHUov)

435 BC, check out some cat behavior videos on youtube, you may find some answers there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)

436 Football and wrestling in college. Engineering engineer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at

Engineering major*

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇲

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (FrGmf)

437 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, I always thought that my mom's order to "go outside and play" wasn't for our health.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (0Htd1)

438 Two fingers?

Is it the V for victory or the british middle finger?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:16 PM (bss/y)

439 The chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?
Posted by: BruceWayne


Well, she certainly didn't fuck him for his looks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:17 PM (0Htd1)

440
At least the South doesn't play host to play host to perennial race riots. Maybe that frigid old clapped out whore should take her maggots back where they came from to look for all the black communities they ethnically cleansed from SoCal to make room for their landscaping Aztec bulls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:18 PM (BI5O2)

441
Speaking of Victor Glover, here's a clip of him the other day. The "Overlook Effect" is hitting him like a freight train:

https://is.gd/7cbJza

He's struggling for the words, but does a pretty good job. "Oasis in nothingness", or something close.

The Overlook Effect happens to most (but not all) astronauts at some point. It's a spiritual, transcendental type of experience. It happens in LEO, but the effect is even stronger when you get far enough from earth to see the Blue Marble effect, the earth as a small blue "oasis" against a black background of "nothingness".

It causes a bit of a Rodney King thing, "why can't we all just get along" too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)

442 Newsome's wife is taking her children on a tour of the South so they can see how racist we in the South are.

Fuck her.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06,

If he has presidential ambitions, I wonder how his team plans to spin her comment Btw is she the the staffers wife he f'ed?

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (lCppi)

443
Bath for Diana today with her season over. She can be a house dog again. Her Majesty is in some kind of trouble when she gets home. Diana will be sticking to her like glue.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (tgvbd)

444 BeckoningChasm...

Here ya go:

https://youtu.be/GbycvPwr1Wg

Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)

445 @435 thank you. I suspect his behavior means "I haven't had treats in almost eleven minutes. This is intolerable. I will make your life intolerable in turn until things become tolerable. This involves treats."

On the other hand I have been completely exhausted for days (due to cat) so my rationality might be questionable.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (CHHv1)

446 410 "394 I think one of the main reasons Americans are exceptional is because of Saturday morning cartoons. A preparation for life."
###

Oh...wise guy, huh?

*pokes two fingers in the eyes*
Posted by: Larry Fine at April 06, 2026 11:09 PM (2Ez/1)
.....................
Our boys were 4 and 2yr and I let them watch the 3 Stooges. Very briefly. Because the 2yr old would poke his older brother's eyes and make that noise. An early learner of Moron techniques.

I raised chimps in my spare time. I nearly went insane at times, but we all survived. They are 2yrs apart in age. And I wanted one more son. He probably would have done me in or we'd have twin daughters who were like me to finish me off.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (WONhk)

447 Ughhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

448 @444 thank you, I'll watch that when I'm awake. Might be a while though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (CHHv1)

449
"The Russians are incapable of anything, except conquering the world".

___________

"The Soviet microchip: the largest microchip in the world!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (tgvbd)

450 Michigan wins 69-63
... first time in 39 years I think they said.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (vbXSk)

451 "The Soviet microchip: the largest microchip in the world!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (tgvbd)


That was the East Germans, they had t he largest computers in the world

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (rbvCR)

452 I'm seeing all sorts of memes breaking down just how much the government spends per homeless person in all of the blue states - I do wonder though will LIVs see these and put together they are being robbed?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (sKqQm)

453 How was raising chimps different from raising boys?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)

454 "The Soviet microchip: the largest microchip in the world!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (tgvbd)

Tallest Midget!
(regular sized guy)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (bss/y)

455 All the ladies need to know the hot black astronaut is taken. Wife, and a household full of daughters. Seems like an impressive model guy in all respects.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (U/Byj)

456

Ya want to talk about racism/stereotypes?

Many years ago husband got a big promotion to the office in downtown Chicago.

We are both southerners and moved up to the Chicago area for his job.

OMG, people were horrified because we had southern accents. They assumed we were stupid because we were from the South. It was a trying time.


Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (3ek7K)

457 NYT says the Iranians won’t negotiate because they’re think they’re winning. Probably because the NYT keeps writing stories saying that Iran is winning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (UA2di)

458 453 How was raising chimps different from raising boys?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)

Hair?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (bss/y)

459 I'm something of an expert in the Overlook Effect myself.

Posted by: Jack Torrance at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (wVcYX)

460 Dang, I missed all the colors fun. :/

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (Q/FnY)

461 Everytime I refresh I see that tortoise and think his poor mouth currently looks like my stupid fingernails that keep breaking for no reason. Little divots and maybe I have a disease or vitamin issue.

Also he has either tortoise boogers or dirt on his nostril.

I will probably dream of him tonight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (WONhk)

462 Yes the bizarre gestures, body language, deep leg crossing all very indicative of disordered thinking.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)

463 I always assumed Newsom is gay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
-

His dyslexia makes Newsom mix up men and women.

Have you no pity?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (5UTWB)

464 We had a real color revolution on the blog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD)

465 I'm seeing all sorts of memes breaking down just how much the government spends per homeless person in all of the blue states - I do wonder though will LIVs see these and put together they are being robbed?
Posted by: 18-1


The nominally-right-to-center LIVs? Yes.

The nominally-left ones..... well, if they were capable of learing, they wouldn't be nominally-left.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)

466 All I want for Christmas is for them to pink mist the regional governor who put the bounty on our F15 wizzo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM


My birthday is coming up. That would be a great gift if they included the leaker on the rescue efforts.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (2WIwB)

467
I do wonder though will LIVs see these and put together they are being robbed?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (sKqQm)

___________

I'm not an LIV, but it was only during COVID that I realized the yawning gap between money appropriated and benefits paid out to each intended recipient.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (tgvbd)

468 Tallest Midget!
(regular sized guy)


"I present to you, the world's tallest midget, and the world's smallest giant. They defy science." -- W.C. Fields

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (CHHv1)

469 NYT says the Iranians won’t negotiate because they’re think they’re winning. Probably because the NYT keeps writing stories saying that Iran is winning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (UA2di)
====

Le Duc Tho thought the same thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

470 Evening, CBD, and ONT Horde. Safe and sound back at Peon Manor in Alberta. House is fine, kitty is happy to see me. Yard has multiple snowdrifts, but is mostly bare. The snowdrifts are like concrete; if I want to move them, it will be tractor work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (utfVc)

471 All the ladies need to know the hot black astronaut is taken. Wife, and a household full of daughters.

-------

No wonder he went further into space than any man before.

I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (BI5O2)

472 BeckoningChasm - I've never understood how people could have a pet in their room while trying to sleep. The dog flops down outside our bedroom door and sleeps quietly. The cat is stowed in the garage so she doesn't howl outside the door. I made a bed for her out there, so she's quite cozy. I would have zero tolerance for any critter that disturbed my sleep.

Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (8sD0/)

473 Happy to see you made it safely back AoP.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (2GVsD)

474 463 I always assumed Newsom is gay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)


----------

Hey, true fact. I'm just as stupid as you are!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (JkO4W)

475

AOP,

I am so happy you are home and safe and sound.

You have had such a great trip.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (3ek7K)

476 illiniwek at April

89 with Glenn rice. Fuck them

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (YZ0Fo)

477 All the ladies need to know the hot black astronaut is taken. Wife, and a household full of daughters. Seems like an impressive model guy in all respects.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (U/Byj)

As impressive a model guy as me?

Posted by: Old Spice model guy at April 06, 2026 11:26 PM (wVcYX)

478 453 How was raising chimps different from raising boys?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)

There is no difference at all. Mine had blonde hair. One climbed everything and tried every few months for a head injury and a trip to the ED. The other refused to stay in his time out chair, and he was the smarter one on tests and in school.

They are both successful, Christian, conservative men now who still like and love me (I think?). They seem to love us and accept the fact that they drove me more insane than I was before they arrived.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:26 PM (WONhk)

479 We had a real color revolution on the blog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD).


That was some freaky shit. There are four lights

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:26 PM (FrGmf)

480 "The Russians are incapable of anything, except conquering the world".


Don't forget svimvear and evenikvear.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:27 PM (2WIwB)

481 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (utfVc)

b"h for safe arrivals

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:27 PM (RIvkX)

482 459 I'm something of an expert in the Overlook Effect myself.
Posted by: Jack Torrance at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (wVcYX)

Nice double reference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:28 PM (bss/y)

483 469 NYT says the Iranians won’t negotiate because they’re think they’re winning. Probably because the NYT keeps writing stories saying that Iran is winning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (UA2di)


Finally! A useful reason for the NYT other than in bird cages! FINISH THEM! I may go to hell for that comment but I'm tired of death to America.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:28 PM (WONhk)

484 I wonder if the Artemis 3 crew will re-establish radio contact screaming for help, until,Ground Control replies, then start laughing at the joke they'd played.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (S/Y4j)

485 "I present to you, the world's tallest midget, and the world's smallest giant. They defy science." -- W.C. Fields
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


If you were a dwarf with gigantism, would it average out? Or would you be a normal-height person with dwarf proportions: stubby limbs, all torso, like a six-foot-tall toddler?

Posted by: a miniature giant space hamster at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)

486
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 11:30 PM (w6EFb)

487 474 463 I always assumed Newsom is gay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)


Nah. He probably irritates gays,too.

He's probably that masterbating pete guy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:30 PM (WONhk)

488 If you were a dwarf with gigantism, would it average out? Or would you be a normal-height person with dwarf proportions: stubby limbs, all torso, like a six-foot-tall toddler?
Posted by: a miniature giant space hamster at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)

So, the Attack of the Five Foot Woman?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 11:31 PM (1Ff7Z)

489 Two more things for Rooskies: Not dumb and willing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:32 PM (v+nOL)

490
Have we bombed anything tonight in Iran?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:32 PM (3ek7K)

491 So, the Attack of the Five Foot Woman?

Still a giantess for Thousand Millimeter Reich.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:32 PM (2GVsD)

492 He's probably that masterbating pete guy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:30 PM (WONhk)

He went bye-bye. Off wanking into his Mother's skirt.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:33 PM (FrGmf)

493 He went bye-bye. Off wanking into his Mother's skirt.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

That he was wearing at the time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:33 PM (YZ0Fo)

494 Newsome's wife is taking her children on a tour of the South so they can see how racist we in the South are.

Fuck her.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06,

If he has presidential ambitions, I wonder how his team plans to spin her comment Btw is she the the staffers wife he f'ed?
Posted by: LASue


Ask the MFM how they handled Big Mike.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:34 PM (/lPRQ)

495
Wasn't he hatched?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:34 PM (3ek7K)

496 The Russians have many good qualities. But they're more than offset by nearly a millennium of stultifying cultural lethargy.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:35 PM (BI5O2)

497 That he was wearing at the time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:33 PM (YZ0Fo)


Cruel, but true.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (FrGmf)

498 One thing overlooked about the modern Russian.
They are making money, own property and have spare time to tinker. They take Vespa type scooters and make frozen river ice racers etc.
They tinker, the common man is learning how stuff works and enjoying it. Few countries are there and it's important.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (v+nOL)

499 Hatched or cracked.

The result is the same - lots of cheeping.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (2GVsD)

500 Poor Bashaw was only 2 when he died?! No fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)

There is a town by that name not too far from here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (utfVc)

501 Busy ONT tonight. I didn't even get in before my nic

Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (Vvecv)

502

Hubby and I grew up in the South. It was the least racist place we've ever lived. Illinois and Wisconsin were, uh, different.

So many lies about racism in the South.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:37 PM (3ek7K)

503 wait, a wanker wearing a wank-off skirt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:37 PM (2GVsD)

504 All the ladies need to know the hot black astronaut is taken. Wife, and a household full of daughters. Seems like an impressive model guy in all respects.
Posted by: rhomboid

Volunteered for a dangerous mission to get out of the house.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)

505 Well, something large is on the upstairs deck.
Going to be unpleasant if it comes downstairs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:38 PM (v+nOL)

506 the ladies need to know the hot black astronaut is taken. Wife, and a household full of daughters. Seems like an impressive model guy in all respects.
Posted by: rhomboid

Volunteered for a dangerous mission to get out of the house.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

It was the only way to get away from only ladies.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

507 I hate to flaunt my ignorance, but I thought the spaceship was named Artemis. I am also hearing about Orion - it sounds like they're one and the same... correct?

Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:39 PM (Vvecv)

508 "Have we bombed anything tonight in Iran?"

Blasts reported in Tehran (near Mehrabad airport and many others in nearby areas), Hamedan, Pardis, Shams Abad, 2 blasts in Karaj including reported targeted hit, blasts near missile base in Damavand.

So far.

Kind of a typical night for the last month.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (U/Byj)

509
OMG, people were horrified because we had southern accents. They assumed we were stupid because we were from the South. It was a trying time.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (3ek7K)
..................................
College people were kinder to me out West. I used it for my advantage. Once they figured out I was smart it was all over. I don't recall anyone messing with me due to the glint of insanity in my green eyes.

Seriously, at first meeting I was sort of a freak of nature, but then accepted. They'd ask me to say words like cake or baby as I say them like an Aussie. If anyone mocked me I can't recall (said like a Clinton on the stand).

My husband even asked where my aunt was from as she talks fast Southern. I reckon I talk fast Southern with some tangents. Unless I am drinking, then I slow down a lot.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)

510 hate to flaunt my ignorance, but I thought the spaceship was named Artemis. I am also hearing about Orion - it sounds like they're one and the same... correct?
Posted by: 496 at

Artemis II was the rocket. Orion is the capsule.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (YZ0Fo)

511 >>>If injured this grandmother sprayed methiolate or jet fuel on open wounds that nearly sent you into another stratosphere. I don't recall a warning of a bit of a sting...your pain went to 10 or 1l in a split second sitting on that bathroom commode.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

>Don't forget your uncle who made you rub dirt in that road rash to stop the bleeding or made you bait your own hook.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (Fbc0I)

512

Astronaut Victor seems to be a fine man.

I do have to say he is one of the hottest men I've ever seen.

Blessings to Victor and his family.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (3ek7K)

513 Kind of a typical night for the last month.

Like Oakland, you become use to it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (2GVsD)

514 So many lies about racism in the South.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:37 PM (3ek7K)


TRUE!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:42 PM (WONhk)

515 Wow! A bunch of Chatty Cathy’s tonight. A little over 90 minutes and already over 500 posts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:42 PM (UA2di)

516 Artemis II was the rocket. Orion is the capsule.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (YZ0Fo)
-------
Thank you - that makes sense.

Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:44 PM (bx0xv)

517
>Don't forget your uncle who made you rub dirt in that road rash to stop the bleeding or made you bait your own hook.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (Fbc0I)
............................
Naw. That's some other redneck about the dirt. My father did try to get me to bait my hook and I said no firmly and that ended that.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:44 PM (WONhk)

518 >> but I thought the spaceship was named Artemis.

Artemis is the name of the program to return to the Moon. Artemis is similar to Apollo in that sense. Artemis Program, Apollo Program.

SLS is the name of the rocket. And Orion is the name of the capsule and spacecraft.

The crew has named this particular Orion spacecraft as Integrity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)

519 Oh, and dunno about who hit what in that list of bomb recipients in Iran - the US, or Israel. Believe we both bomb at night. In WWII Europe, the US would bomb in the day, the Brits at night (generally).

BTW as the rescue mission was taking place, B-2s from Whiteman struck targets in Tehran with MOP (massive ordnance penetrators, "bunker busters") believed to be the site of a large gathering of IRGC swinging schlongs. No scoreboard results released as yet.

If the intel was accurate, we seem to be witnessing an adversary with a literally flat learning curve (learing curve?).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:45 PM (U/Byj)

520
My husband was promoted to a vice president of a large corporation in Chicago.

Believe it or not, assholes would call him and he would ask them what they wanted and they would tell them they just wanted to hear him talk because he had a Southern Accent.

It was bizarre.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:45 PM (3ek7K)

521 The Soviets had accurate ICBMs, but they didn’t want the West to know this. The spooks thought they were having trouble with developing a small device related to guidance called an accelerometer.

They even sent guys to try and buy them in the U.S.A. This tracked with what US intelligence believed. We had SIGINT to hack their telemetry data, and saw they were having trouble, using say, 9 accelerometers where 3 would do. Obviously they were averaging the data to achieve some semblance of accuracy.

Turned out, this was all an elaborate ruse to fool Americans. They were pretty damn crafty.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (Mav0r)

522 @479 've never understood how people could have a pet in their room while trying to sleep.

I get that. I just love having them with me, despite the annoyance. If I had a dog, it would be because they just love me so much. A cat, because he just wants more and more, damn it.

So yeah, the root of the problem is me. Like always.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (CHHv1)

523
507 I hate to flaunt my ignorance, but I thought the spaceship was named Artemis. I am also hearing about Orion - it sounds like they're one and the same... correct?
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:39 PM (Vvecv)

It would have been cool if the ship was named Artemis and the booster was named Gordon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (UA2di)

524 If the intel was accurate, we seem to be witnessing an adversary with a literally flat learning curve (learing curve?).

So, they are a bunch of Rachel Corries?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (2GVsD)

525 Democrats may demand the resignation of Pentagon chief Hegseth over his involvement in directing U.S. military operations in Iran, Axios reports
-----

Democrats may not be a protected class much longer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (v+nOL)

526 Poor Bashaw was only 2 when he died?! No fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)

There is a town by that name not too far from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (utfVc)

Let's hear it for Henshaw! I mean, Bashaw!

Posted by: Sgt. Carter at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

527 So yeah, the root of the problem is me. Like always.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (CHHv1)

When cats get older they often will sleep quietly at the end of the bed for most of the night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (UA2di)

528 My husband even asked where my aunt was from as she talks fast Southern. I reckon I talk fast Southern with some tangents. Unless I am drinking, then I slow down a lot.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)

I've kinda lost my South Crackalaky accent after 30 years in Texas. Mr Scary had a Mississippi accent. They don't really sound like us down here. We leamed to enunciate and try to sound edumacated. The people in west TX look at us weird. We have managed.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (FrGmf)

529 @479 've never understood how people could have a pet in their room while trying to sleep

Been almost a year since I had to put my summit girl down. Have had like maybe 2 good sleeps in a year without her

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

530 Democrats may demand the resignation of Pentagon chief Hegseth over his involvement in directing U.S. military operations in Iran, Axios reports
--

Yeah
How dare he fight to win

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (GhIJO)

531 OMG, people were horrified because we had southern accents. They assumed we were stupid because we were from the South. It was a trying time.

One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen had a thick Southern accent. She told me (after hearing my bland non-accent) "Yew tauk funnie!" You cannot imagine how endearing that was.

Damn she was gorgeous.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:49 PM (CHHv1)

532 My husband even asked where my aunt was from as she talks fast Southern. I reckon I talk fast Southern with some tangents. Unless I am drinking, then I slow down a lot.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGrea

My dad's first PA student was from Boston but didn't have an accent at all. Until she had a couple drinks. Everything came home I made sure she had a couple drinks

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:50 PM (YZ0Fo)

533 437 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, I always thought that my mom's order to "go outside and play" wasn't for our health.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (0Htd1)


My husband, one of 5 kids, was LOCKED out of his house once a week. I hope in the summers. So his mother could clean the house.

At least I was never locked out of the house!

She also did not let them have pets as she's very OCD. He had those green samonella turtles til we got engaged and got me a puppy "to protect me." And she did once when she was grown, but he basically wanted a puppy.

I still keep forgetting to find out how the turtles give you salmonella unless you lick them. I need to write this stuff down...

I also need to go to bed. Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow! Or, Bomb Day in Iran.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:50 PM (WONhk)

534

One of our dogs sleeps with us. The rescue dog we were gifted with a few months ago will only sleep in her crate. It's what she was used to.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:51 PM (3ek7K)

535 Democrats may not be a protected class much longer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (v+nOL)

One of the most loathsome of them, Eric Swallwell, may be about to take a big tumble and fall from grace. Big sexual abuse / sexual harassment case cooking. Multiple victims.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (UA2di)

536 Democrats may demand the resignation of Pentagon chief Hegseth over his involvement in directing U.S. military operations in Iran, Axios reports
--

Yeah
How dare he fight to win

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (GhIJO)

The Demoncats can GFT. Or masturbste in a closet. Whateve works. They are a sad group of wankers.
.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (FrGmf)

537 Looking for bomb news but

@amitsirt . 13s

Iran is now threatening to close the Bab al-Mandeb Strait. [entrance to Red Sea, Suez Canal]

That narrow waterway already carries 12% of the world’s oil and gas trade and a big portion of containers moving from Asia to Europe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (v+nOL)

538 John Young and Charlie Duke (Apollo 16) both had thick southern drawls and physics degrees.

When they was driving the lunar rover I was just waiting to hear “Hey Charlie, we got any beer left in the cooler?”

“I dunno John, lemme check, you been hittin’ ‘em pretty hard”

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (Mav0r)

539 One of the most loathsome of them, Eric Swallwell, may be about to take a big tumble and fall from grace. Big sexual abuse / sexual harassment case cooking. Multiple victims.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Also a big fight about if he's even allowed to run for gov

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:53 PM (YZ0Fo)

540

Tom,

I sure hope so. He is a creepy piece of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:54 PM (3ek7K)

541 Years ago I was in Seattle but had to call a Texas customer about a past due payment. The lady from Texas called me every name in the book... sweetie, honey, darlin' honeybun, etc... she had a million words to butter me up

Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:55 PM (jCuBf)

542 >> but I thought the spaceship was named Artemis.

Artemis is the name of the program to return to the Moon. Artemis is similar to Apollo in that sense. Artemis Program, Apollo Program.

SLS is the name of the rocket. And Orion is the name of the capsule and spacecraft.

The crew has named this particular Orion spacecraft as Integrity.
Posted by: publius
===

...and, if I understand the current dynamic
- SLS, the FrankenRocket is a dead end
- Artemis is getting slow rolled
- Orion is still on the table for further development... if they figure out the head.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:55 PM (/lPRQ)

543 Years ago I was in Seattle but had to call a Texas customer about a past due payment. The lady from Texas called me every name in the book... sweetie, honey, darlin' honeybun, etc... she had a million words to butter me up
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:55 PM (jCuBf)

Bless your heart.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

544

496,

LOL, the language of the South. Used to be anyways.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:56 PM (3ek7K)

545
Damn she was gorgeous.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:49 PM (CHHv1)
.......................................
According to my husband from NY, this is true.

He was blown away by the girls in surrounding farms that I had been friends with for most of my life. He said something was different about us, when he met them when we married. Ah don't know. We are all Ellie Mae Clampett girls.

Fresh air, free feral living, or riding bikes in DDT. Either or both.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:56 PM (WONhk)

546

Having lived in Wyoming for 10 years now we can't nail down a Wyoming accent.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:57 PM (3ek7K)

547 Charlie Duke grew up in Lancaster, SC. There were signs proclaiming this. Not far from my hometown. He would have had a hell of an accent. Good on him

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:58 PM (FrGmf)

548 There are so many idiots on X

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:58 PM (v+nOL)

549 Swallwell out = bad.

Even though the odds are the same as the US becoming a serious country again in the next 20 years, currently the Dems have a bunch of idiots vying for the nomination, creating a small chance of no Dem emerging from the idiotic "jungle primary" system now used in this retarded paradise.

Extremely unlikely, but technically possible that if all the Dems stay in and split up their cretinous voters' votes in the primary, the two GOP hopefuls will emerge as 1 and 2. It would be the funniest thing in modern history if it happened. The buffoon Swallwell being forced out, by itself, would render that outcome nearly impossible.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (U/Byj)

550 Well, thank you CBD for the post and thank you Horde for the community. I think I will go off to bed or to draw something horrible for the future.

On to tomorrow and thank you for being here.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (CHHv1)

551 Having lived in Wyoming for 10 years now we can't nail down a Wyoming accent.

Posted by: four seasons

Does Wyoming even have an accent? Like a lil southern but not really. Lil Cali but not really.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (YZ0Fo)

552 The Pentagon says that tomorrow’s press briefing with Pete Hegseth and Dan Caine has been cancelled

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (v+nOL)

553 We have managed.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (FrGmf)

Where's he from in Mississippi? I might know his people! You nevah know!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (WONhk)

554 552 The Pentagon says that tomorrow’s press briefing with Pete Hegseth and Dan Caine has been cancelled
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (v+nOL)

I reckon they will be busy. No worries. Love 'em both.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 12:01 AM (WONhk)

555
Bruce,

There doesn't seem to be any accent we can discern.

Just plain talking people here. It is unusual to not hear an accent here. I can't explain it, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:01 AM (3ek7K)

556 Bruce,

There doesn't seem to be any accent we can discern.

Just plain talking people here. It is unusual to not hear an accent here. I can't explain it, lol.

Posted by: four seasons

Kinda what I'd think about Wyoming. Granted I've lived in accent heavy places. Indiana, Michigan, Chicago, Boston, Oklahoma

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2026 12:03 AM (YZ0Fo)

557
Charlie Duke gave the wakeup greeting for the Artemis crew yesterday. He's 90, and one of only 4 surviving MoonWalkers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)

558 Grenell thinks there's a chance for Republican victory. He's working for the team.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:04 AM (v+nOL)

559 I'm not sure a Republican winning ca even matters. Their state legislature is super majority commies. Tho Hilton has spelled out things he can do under laws they already passed.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2026 12:05 AM (YZ0Fo)

560 Where's he from in Mississippi? I might know his people! You nevah know!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (WONhk)

He grew up near Rosedale. Like the Cream song. It's like another world

https://tinyurl.com/23zn948v

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:06 AM (FrGmf)

561 >>> 515 Wow! A bunch of Chatty Cathy’s tonight. A little over 90 minutes and already over 500 posts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:42 PM (UA2di)





















Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 07, 2026 12:06 AM (9vFyc)

562
Getting Moon fever again (reliving my childhood somewhat), I've been listening to some of the (acclerated) Apollo full mission tapes on Youtube.

Charlie Duke as Capcom was quite a pleasure to listen to. Another Apollo guy was Dr. Charles Berry (but don't call him Chuck), head flight surgeon during the Apollo program.

He had a voice, somewhat Southern with something else mixed him. That voice could convince me of anything. It was down-home, "good ole boy" someone you've known all your life, yet authoritative.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

563
I've got the farts again, Charlie.

Famous words of John Young on the Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

564 People in West Texas look at everybody weird.
It's like they have a third sense of, your not from around these parts are you stranger?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:08 AM (v+nOL)

565

I think a lot of us are waiting to hear about what's going on in Iran.

I know I'm always scanning the news sites to read the latest.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:08 AM (3ek7K)

566
I hate to flaunt my ignorance, but I thought the spaceship was named Artemis. I am also hearing about Orion - it sounds like they're one and the same... correct?
Posted by: 496

==============

I also thought that. I was also ashamed of my ignorance. Then I remembered that the world is surrounded by space. Space is everywhere. It makes sense that we need to go to space because space is all around us. There's so much of it and it's so empty now. We should fill it up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:10 AM (n7rxJ)

567
Winning is a point all its own.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:10 AM (v+nOL)

568 One thing overlooked about the modern Russian.
They are making money, own property and have spare time to tinker. They take Vespa type scooters and make frozen river ice racers etc.
They tinker, the common man is learning how stuff works and enjoying it. Few countries are there and it's important.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (v+nOL)

If you have not already done so, check out the Garage 54 Youtube channel. Bunch of crazy Russians in Novosibirsk doing unspeakable things to Ladas, and other cars. And having huge fun, too. They have a very well-equipped shop. Novosibirsk seems to be a thriving city, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 12:10 AM (utfVc)

569 People in West Texas look at everybody weird.
It's like they have a third sense of, your not from around these parts are you stranger?
Posted by: Braenyard


Now I feel sorry for them, only having 2 of the 5 senses normally.

Posted by: mikeski hears a typo at April 07, 2026 12:11 AM (VHUov)

570 People in West Texas look at everybody weird.
It's like they have a third sense of, your not from around these parts are you stranger?

Posted by: Braenyard -

Well ya it's west Texas. No one just moves to west Texas.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2026 12:11 AM (YZ0Fo)

571
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:59 PM (U/Byj)

===============

That's exactly why I suspect Katie Porter is behind any anti-Swalwell revelations.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:12 AM (n7rxJ)

572 My only consolation is that I know *exactly* where Pooky has been for the last nine months:

tinyurl.com/2rec85sd

Posted by: pookysgirl, relieved of suspicions at April 07, 2026 12:13 AM (Wt5PA)

573
My late father-in-law was born in Okra Texas.

Very small town.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:13 AM (3ek7K)

574 I wonder if the Artemis 3 crew will re-establish radio contact screaming for help, until,Ground Control replies, then start laughing at the joke they'd played.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (S/Y4j)


It would be hilarious if the recovery crew all wore ape costumes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 12:14 AM (2WIwB)

575 Well ya it's west Texas. No one just moves to west Texas.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 07, 2026 12:11 AM (YZ0Fo)

I would totally move to west Texas if I could. I've lived near Austin for 30 years. Austin sucks. It fouls everything around it. Just waiting on hubby to retire.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:16 AM (FrGmf)

576 Morticia's gonna' run for prezinet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:17 AM (v+nOL)

577 I never heard of Okra, TX but it sounds delicious. Fried is best.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:19 AM (FrGmf)

578 My late father-in-law was born in Okra Texas.

Very small town.
Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:13 AM (3ek7K)


Good grief! Someone named a town after the devil's veggie???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 12:19 AM (2WIwB)

579 But the bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it.
-- Thucydides
-----

From an unlikely source:

"People sleep peacefully in their beds only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Geo. Orwell

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2026 12:19 AM (XeU6L)

580 >> It would be hilarious if the recovery crew all wore ape costumes.

SpaceX recovery crew actually did that one time with Dragon. When the opened the hatch after loading them on the barge, they were all wearing ape masks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:20 AM (w6EFb)

581 He grew up near Rosedale. Like the Cream song. It's like another world

https://tinyurl.com/23zn948v
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:06 AM (FrGmf)

.....................................
Ah, the Delta. No. I'm from smack dab in the middle, east of Vicksburg. My people are from Tupelo, Oxford, Pontotoc up north, or south to Osyka (I'll bet y'all never heard of Osyka in MS as it sounds Japanese!). A Choctaw word that means "soaring eagle." There! I taught you something!

Goodnight and hope I don't dream of the tortoise Ace posted.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 12:20 AM (WONhk)

582

LMAO Diogenes,

Since you are looking to move to Texas maybe Okra Texas would be a good place for you.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:20 AM (3ek7K)

583 Now I feel sorry for them, only having 2 of the 5 senses normally.
Posted by: mikeski hears a typo
---

It would be written as, oh, we don't have superscript.
It is second sense to the third power, not negating the other senses including the 6th.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:21 AM (v+nOL)

584 I wonder if the Artemis 3 crew will re-establish radio contact screaming for help, until,Ground Control replies, then start laughing at the joke they'd played.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (S/Y4j)


It would be hilarious if the recovery crew all wore ape costumes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2026 12:14 AM (2WIwB)

Thats frigging hysterical, especially if one introduces himself as Dr Zaius.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:21 AM (snZF9)

585
Let's hear it for Henshaw! I mean, Bashaw!
Posted by: Sgt. Carter


I know that episode!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0589922

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 12:21 AM (Cqx++)

586 You know who else got moon fever? That's right, werewolves. You'll regret letting that go round.

Posted by: Lou P. Garou at April 07, 2026 12:22 AM (LQbMB)

587 My people are from Tupelo, Oxford, Pontotoc up north, or south to Osyka (I'll bet y'all never heard of Osyka in MS as it sounds Japanese!). A Choctaw word that means "soaring eagle." There! I taught you something!

Goodnight and hope I don't dream of the tortoise Ace posted.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 07, 2026 12:20 AM (WONhk)

I'm kind of familiar with that area. It is nice up there. So different from the Delta.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:23 AM (FrGmf)

588

Years ago hubby and I went to Texas to visit some of his family. I don't remember the name of the town. What I do remember is the tourist attraction was some kind of mummified lizard thing in a glass case on the front of the court building.

It was bizarre.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:24 AM (3ek7K)

589 Now I feel sorry for them, only having 2 of the 5 senses normally.
Posted by: mikeski hears a typo
---

It would be written as, oh, we don't have superscript.
It is second sense to the third power, not negating the other senses including the 6th.
Posted by: Braenyard


Hah! Though, living in ranch country, maybe lacking a sense of smell would be an advantage.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2026 12:25 AM (VHUov)

590 From what I've seen, Russians and Americans do share some traits. These especially appear in the "Hold my beer" or "Hold my vodka" moments. It wouldn't surprise me that there were stories similar to,Rocket Boys in Russia, either.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 07, 2026 12:25 AM (S/Y4j)

591 Okra Texas
_-_
Good town names out there. I grew up in West Texas, which is actually in the north part of Texas, not to be confused with West, Texas, which is centralish North of Waco. But town names like Littlefield, Levelland, Brownfield, Earth, Shallowater....no idea where they got Lazbuddie.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 07, 2026 12:25 AM (0NN0g)

592 There was a beautiful state park facility around Ft. Davis, heard it burned down.

Think everything is going to burn this summer.
Did anyone get too much rain?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:26 AM (v+nOL)

593

Braenyard,

We haven't any rain in a year here in SW Wyoming.

No snow either.

It's going to be a bad summer here.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:28 AM (3ek7K)

594 588

Years ago hubby and I went to Texas to visit some of his family. I don't remember the name of the town. What I do remember is the tourist attraction was some kind of mummified lizard thing in a glass case on the front of the court building.

It was bizarre.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:24 AM (3ek7K)

You're underestimating the swell of civic pride that a lizard in a glass box can inspire, little lady.

Posted by: Ol' Rip, Eastland, Texas at April 07, 2026 12:30 AM (LQbMB)

595 Russians and Americans do share some traits.
_-_
Yep. It would be nice to get back on good terms with those knuckleheads. We have more in common with them than most all of Africa, Asia, and much of South America, much of Europe.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 07, 2026 12:30 AM (0NN0g)

596 West, Texas has the Czech Stop. A Shell station with awesome kolaches. Just off I 35 between Waco and Dallas.

I adore west Texas. Fort Davis. Alpine especially. Terlingua is a little too rustic. I like the isolation and desert. I don't much like people except for weird Morons.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:31 AM (FrGmf)

597

I said to my husband when we were told we had to see the mummified lizard, "we spend a lot of money to fly here from SC and we're going to see a mummified lizard thing"

Oh well, memories, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 07, 2026 12:31 AM (3ek7K)

598 I don't much like people except for weird Morons.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:31 AM (FrGmf)

This is about me, isn't it? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:32 AM (snZF9)

599 >>>Does Wyoming even have an accent? Like a lil southern but not really. Lil Cali but not really.

Posted by: BruceWayne

>Take your pick; West Dakota or Southern Canada. Eh?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 12:32 AM (Fbc0I)

600 Terlingua is a little too rustic.
_-_
I was just talking to a former fire chief from Terlingua...fun stories from that place.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 07, 2026 12:34 AM (0NN0g)

601 Good town names out there. I grew up in West Texas, which is actually in the north part of Texas, not to be confused with West, Texas, which is centralish North of Waco. But town names like Littlefield, Levelland, Brownfield, Earth, Shallowater....no idea where they got Lazbuddie.
Posted by: Don in SoCo
---------

I once was chatting up a gal at a New Years eve party at Crystal Springs Mississippi. She told me she was from Philadelphia. I began to speak of my experiences there, and we were 20 minutes into the conversation before I realized that there was a Philadelphia Mississippi.

I expect that those from Norway, Denmark,and Sweden South Carolina have similar expeiences.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2026 12:35 AM (XeU6L)

602 There was a beautiful state park facility around Ft. Davis, heard it burned down.

Think everything is going to burn this summer.
Did anyone get too much rain?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:26 AM (v+nOL)

Braenyard, Indian Lodge State Park within the Davis Mountains Sate Park is a neat place. We were there in October. Indian Lodge was closed for repairs for a few years, but it has not burned. It is very cool. The whole area is very woth visiting.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:35 AM (FrGmf)

603 Why there's a lizard at a Texas courthouse:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2pmu2s

Posted by: Ol' Rip, Eastland, Texas at April 07, 2026 12:37 AM (LQbMB)

604 Glad to hear Indian Lodge didn't burn. It's been decades but memory has it and the area as beautiful.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:38 AM (v+nOL)

605 "A good friend of mine (now deceased) was on the planning team for Son Tay."

I read "The Raid" while in airborne school during which time Saddam went into Kuwait. Incredible book. Could barely put it down. KIDFOS

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 07, 2026 12:39 AM (KAi1n)

606
Morticia's gonna' run for prezinet.

Posted by: Braenyard

=============

There is a time in space for everything. And that is the importance of time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 12:39 AM (n7rxJ)

607 Then out spake brave Horatius, the captain of the gate, "To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late, then how can man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his gods."


One of my favorite verses.

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (wvc0i)

608 Evening, CBD, and ONT Horde. Safe and sound back at Peon Manor in Alberta. House is fine, kitty is happy to see me. Yard has multiple snowdrifts, but is mostly bare. The snowdrifts are like concrete; if I want to move them, it will be tractor work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----
Dynamite.

Nice job in combIning "road trip!" and "going' home". Congrats on a successful conclusion.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (0r3iH)

609 >>>Think everything is going to burn this summer.
Did anyone get too much rain?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

>Don't fret. We have millions of illegal aliens and enemy combatants to set wildfires to burn this country to the ground without firing a shot. Can we train the illegals to fight wildfires?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (Fbc0I)

610 Well, I am going to call it night. Ten hours on the road today, and I am tired. No trouble at all; it was a pretty easy drive, nice weather all the way. Saw 3 separate herds of Bighorn Sheep at 3 locations, two in B.C., and one in Alberta. And some deer, too.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (utfVc)

611 I like Texas. I was going there twice a year for the big guitar shows looong before the MoMe. Dallas and Arlington. It was usually early spring and late fall, but I never remembered it being so frigging hot. It was always nice. We met up usually at a friend's house somewhere in the suburbs a wee bit on the outskirts of Dallas, maybe 10 miles. They were nice areas, nice houses, stores for just about everything. There were great food places too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (snZF9)

612 This is about me, isn't it? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:32 AM (snZF9)

You and Mrs Bers are good people. I do enjoy meeting people. But I wear out fast. I did enjoy the MOME

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:44 AM (FrGmf)

613 Don't fret. We have millions of illegal aliens and enemy combatants to set wildfires to burn this country to the ground without firing a shot. Can we train the illegals to fight wildfires?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 07, 2026 12:40 AM (Fbc0I)

We could hand them buckets of water and air pinochet them over the fires.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:44 AM (snZF9)

614
Here's an Apollo 8 mission thing with Dr. Chuck Berry's talking. Go to 54:00 in, and listen. That's Dr. Berry at a press conference. This after Borman got sick.

https://is.gd/yFMWwX

Nobody could say "loose stool" like him.

That voice of his did indeed help keep the press from running amok with stories about this stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

615

BTW, one of the frog men who first opened the hatch on Apollo 8 after splashdown said it smelled like a septic tank inside.

Our discussions of the Apollo tape-a-bag-to-your-ass space toilet system should explain why. Yep, Borman had "loose stool" that went all over the damn capsule.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 12:45 AM (w6EFb)

616 You and Mrs Bers are good people. I do enjoy meeting people. But I wear out fast. I did enjoy the MOME

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:44 AM (FrGmf)

You looked like you had a good time. You seemed to fit right in. You were not so scary Mary. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:46 AM (snZF9)

617 She told me she was from Philadelphia. I began to speak of my experiences there, and we were 20 minutes into the conversation before I realized that there was a Philadelphia Mississippi.
///
"A colored can't earn that kind of money boy, it's more than I make in a month. Now where did you earn it!" "Philadelphia." "Mississippi?" "Pennsylvania." "Now just what you do up there in little ol' Pennsylvania to earn that kind of money?" "I'm a police officer!"

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 07, 2026 12:47 AM (KAi1n)

618 I once was chatting up a gal at a New Years eve party at Crystal Springs Mississippi. She told me she was from Philadelphia. I began to speak of my experiences there, and we were 20 minutes into the conversation before I realized that there was a Philadelphia Mississippi.

I expect that those from Norway, Denmark,and Sweden South Carolina have similar expeiences.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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PA has a number of towns named for other states. The real.confusion lies in the fact that there are campuses of the State College system in those towns, named for the towns.
So there is an Indiana University and a California State College somewhere (Pennsylvania) other than Indiana and California.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 07, 2026 12:49 AM (0r3iH)

619
I adore west Texas. Fort Davis. Alpine especially. Terlingua is a little too rustic. I like the isolation and desert. I don't much like people except for weird Morons.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:31 AM (FrGmf)

I’ve been out to Marta and seen the lights; there an overlook on the highway outside Marfa which onverlooks a long dry plain, probably about 40 miles visibility. It’s weird; they seem ordinary, but nobody can explain them, and first recorded sightings were in the 19th century.

For example, they look like car headlights in the distance, big deal. But there aren’t road out there deep in the brush where they are. The night we were watching, we saw a pair and were thinking “well obviously just somebody in a jeep out there fooling around at night.” We watched them stick right together traveling in a straight line for a couple of minutes. And then suddenly they just split up. Started moving quickly at 180 degrees to each other! Nope, not a jeep. What are they? Lots of people have tried to get close, but they always disappear.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 12:49 AM (UA2di)

620 I know that episode!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0589922
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2026 12:21 AM (Cqx++)

YT has been running shorts of that episode.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 07, 2026 12:49 AM (1Ff7Z)

621 The whole state is in drought alert.
It's going to be a rough summer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 12:49 AM (v+nOL)

622
AOP,

I'm happy you had safe travels home.

Have a great night ya'll.

This was a fun ONT!!

Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 12:50 AM (3ek7K)

623 Dinosaur Sculptures Greet Visitors at Dinosaur Valley State Park
https://shorturl.at/NU8F1
Texas Parks & Wildlife Magazine

Posted by: Does T-Rex know about this? at April 07, 2026 12:51 AM (9vFyc)

624 PA has a number of towns named for other states. The real.confusion lies in the fact that there are campuses of the State College system in those towns, named for the towns.
So there is an Indiana University and a California State College somewhere (Pennsylvania) other than Indiana and California.
Posted by: buddhaha



IUP and CUP. I drive around Indiana, PA at least once a year on my way to visit the parental units. It's NE of Pittsburgh. California, PA is closer to Pittsburgh, but I'm not sure where. Never been there. I think its a 'burb of Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 12:53 AM (sAmhv)

625 Tom Servo, we've stopped at the overlook outside Marfa in the daytime. Met some folks who said they saw the lights the night before. Just didn't get back there in the evening. Who knows what those lights are.

*cue the Twilight Zone theme*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (FrGmf)

626 Tom Servo, we've stopped at the overlook outside Marfa in the daytime. Met some folks who said they saw the lights the night before. Just didn't get back there in the evening. Who knows what those lights are.

*cue the Twilight Zone theme*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (FrGmf)

Moonshiners. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (snZF9)

627
I read "The Raid" while in airborne school during which time Saddam went into Kuwait. Incredible book. Could barely put it down. KIDFOS
Posted by: Dark Litigator
------

Dammit, Dark. Now I have to go find the book.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2026 12:56 AM (XeU6L)

628 I looked it up. California, PA is not a burb of Pittsburgh. It's south of the city, along the Monongahela River

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 12:57 AM (sAmhv)

629 Moonshiners. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (snZF9)

Out in that part of TX, more likely Cartel. But I've never felt afraid. It is different though

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 01:06 AM (FrGmf)

630 Just passing by and noticed something about CBD playing with the crayon box.🔴🔵🟢🟡🟣🟠

I miss all the fun times.

https://youtu.be/3rhwPXwpMec

Hello and g'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - you can't get there from here anymore at April 07, 2026 01:08 AM (Qlfju)

631 623 Dinosaur Sculptures Greet Visitors at Dinosaur Valley State Park
https://shorturl.at/NU8F1
Texas Parks & Wildlife Magazine
Posted by: Does T-Rex know about this? at April 07, 2026 12:51 AM (9vFyc)

I love that place! Taken my grandson there several times. You can swim on the Paluxy River which runs through the park, and I think it’s the biggest collection of exposed dinosaur tracks in the country, maybe even the world. One wide spot is called “the ballroom”, a flat limestone base maybe 50 yards wide, with literally hundreds of prints in it.

One of the most well known trackways is the where there was a mid sized sauropod, with feet like elephants feet, and there’s a three toed theropod clearly tracking him. (Probably an Allosaurus). You can tell because the trackers footprints are on top of some of the sauropods, showing that they were made at the same time and that the predator was coming up from behind.

And although most are eroded, I found a couple where at the tip of the three toed print, you could even see a deep indention where the claw sank into the mud.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2026 01:12 AM (UA2di)

632
It is 8:46 am in Tehran.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2026 01:16 AM (lsrsS)

633 I like my Southern accent. I like hearing a Southern accent.
To me it's a reminder of home. We are who we are and I don't see why we should try and fake it. Be yourself and if someone doesn't like it, well that's their problem.

Posted by: Case at April 07, 2026 01:18 AM (pvf3X)

634 Case, my Southern accent has faded some from living in TX for years. I was never especially ashamed of it. WhennI go back to SC to see family it comes back to me. At least for the visit.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 01:25 AM (FrGmf)

635 632
It is 8:46 am in Tehran.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 07, 2026 01:16 AM (lsrsS)

Or, as it is known locally now, Bomb O' Clock.

Posted by: Rubble, rubble, toil, and trouble at April 07, 2026 01:32 AM (hcoNg)

636 626 Tom Servo, we've stopped at the overlook outside Marfa in the daytime. Met some folks who said they saw the lights the night before. Just didn't get back there in the evening. Who knows what those lights are.

*cue the Twilight Zone theme*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (FrGmf)

Moonshiners. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (snZF9)

I think I read the early Spanish explorers reported seeing them - long before there were cars or even electric lights.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 01:35 AM (QGaXH)

637 635 632
It is 8:46 am in Tehran.
Or, as it is known locally now, Bomb O' Clock.

LET'S GO BRANDON.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 01:35 AM (LgwJT)

638
Just as I expected, the Moon Hoaxers and Flat Earthers are going nuts over the Trump phone call.

They just don't get the light travel time delay physics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 07, 2026 01:36 AM (w6EFb)

639 Incident Unfolds at Century Place
Fort Worth police received calls on April 3, 2026, about a man possibly under the influence soliciting minors for sex at the 3700 block of Century Place apartment complex. Officers arrived at 11:43 a.m. and heard a gunshot. Marckus Renfro, 33, had exchanged words with the man matching the description. As Renfro walked away, the victim approached aggressively. Renfro then shot him in the groin [other accounts say penis]. The victim collapsed near a convenience store.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:38 AM (v+nOL)

640 The Russians only got low level workers from the German rocket program. The best German rocket engineers went to the US via Operation Paperclip. The secret to the early Russian success in the Space Race is mostly due to Sergei Korolev, who managed to do great things in the Russian space program despite his constant fear of being denounced and thrown back in prison. He had been sentenced to a long prison term in Stalin’s Great Purge in the 1930s. He was convicted on trumped up charges based on confessions extracted by torture from his colleagues. It was amazing what was accomplished in the USSR despite their cruel and malevolent government.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 01:40 AM (P6E1+)

641 I was here earlier, is it still the pride thread?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2026 01:46 AM (0nHVk)

642 The Lubbock Lights were probably Canadian geese flying in formation.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 01:46 AM (P6E1+)

643 625 Tom Servo, we've stopped at the overlook outside Marfa in the daytime. Met some folks who said they saw the lights the night before. Just didn't get back there in the evening. Who knows what those lights are.

*cue the Twilight Zone theme*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 07, 2026 12:54 AM (FrGmf)

Swamp gas reflected off a weather balloon......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 01:46 AM (QGaXH)

644 President Donald Trump has officially endorsed Steve Hilton for governor of California.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:49 AM (v+nOL)

645 Fker Tarlson is clutching his pearls that PDJT used "the F-word on Easter Sunday" ****gasp!****

As if he really gives a damn... Fk that guy in particular.

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)

646
I was here earlier, is it still the pride thread?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

==============

That was 3 OTs and 2 trolls ago.

j/k I have no idea. Hi, Debby!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 07, 2026 01:50 AM (n7rxJ)

647 Hi, Debby!

Join me for a nightcap?

*cheers!*

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)

648 Manfred, we do our best work in the dark.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 01:52 AM (v+nOL)

649 Food Night everyone!

I think he's down for the night but glad to hear AOP successfully completed his annual northern migration.

I made some notes about the Tx state parks and dinosaur tracks in preparation for a possible late spring RV trip.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 07, 2026 01:52 AM (QGaXH)

650 650!

Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2026 01:55 AM (ZhdAT)

651 Hi JQ and Blondie, I would love a nightcap!!

Really enjoying all of the comments on the ONT tonight.

Scary, I really enjoyed meeting you in Texas, I hope that you and Mr. Scary are going back this year. Bers is right, you are not scary at all!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2026 01:57 AM (0nHVk)

652 640 The Russians only got low level workers from the ... It was amazing what was accomplished in the USSR despite their cruel and malevolent government

Collaboration with evil benefits not but the evil.
The more consistent will prevail

Stalin called together his closest comrades-in-arms. "I understand you're wondering how I govern the people so that every last one of them ... thinks of me as a living god. Now I'll teach you the right attitude toward the people." And he ordered a chicken brought in. He plucked it live, in front of them all, down to the last feather, down to the red flesh, until only the comb was left on its head. "And now watch," he said, and let the chicken go. It could have gone off where it wished, but it went nowhere. It was too hot in the sun and too cold in the shade. The poor bird could only press itself against Stalin's boots. And then he tossed it a crumb of grain, and the bird followed him wherever he went. Otherwise, it would have fallen over from hunger. "That," he told his pupils, "is how you govern our people."

And how LIB Strategic Insanity has gunned you down and set fire to your children (... and indeed, the world)

forWAR'd !!!
LET'S GO BRANDON

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 07, 2026 02:00 AM (tqnHw)

653 A tanker blast near the Bridge of the Americas in Panama City ignited a major fire that spread to 2 additional storage units at the Balboa tank facility. Reports of 3 injuries, no foul play suspected (as of now)
--
Berserker, pulling up the rear.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh82x8c

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:02 AM (v+nOL)

654 650 650!
Posted by: Reforger at April 07, 2026 01:55 AM (ZhdAT)

w00t

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 02:07 AM (fNISR)

655 645 Fker Tarlson is clutching his pearls that PDJT used "the F-word on Easter Sunday" ****gasp!****

As if he really gives a damn... Fk that guy in particular.
Posted by: JQ
---

Directly threatening the president, he's headed for a blowout. It must be drugs along with his new associates.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:12 AM (v+nOL)

656
Hey Tucker,

Howz about you FUCK OFF.

Fucker Tucker.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 02:14 AM (3ek7K)

657
Something ain't right with that boy.


Drugs, being paid off or he's gone crazy.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 02:17 AM (3ek7K)

658 My sister said the F-word inside the Sistine Chapel! She called me, in tears, worried that she would be going to hell for it...

I told her not to worry, and to pray for forgiveness. She wasn't trying to be disrespectful to the Church when it happened.

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:17 AM (rdVOm)

659
Lol JQ

Posted by: fourseasons at April 07, 2026 02:18 AM (3ek7K)

660 Drugs, being paid off or he's gone crazy.

Could be all of the above.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 07, 2026 02:19 AM (P6E1+)

661 I looked it up. California, PA is not a burb of Pittsburgh. It's south of the city, along the Monongahela River
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Yep. About 2/3 of the way from Pgh to Uniontown, where the AFM local I belonged to was located.
Pgh, strangely enough (/sarc), is a big union town, and if you wanted to work anything besides wedding receptions (which I did a lot of), like bars, you better have a union card. Only problem was, the Pgh local was pretty much dominated by actual professional musicians, guys that made their living at it. People who wanted to play a couple of gigs a month were not considered, so the initiation fee was $100, and monthly was $25. This was early 60s, when the minimum wage was a buck an hour. Way back in the mists of time, the Pgh and Uniontown locals had an agreement that each could work in the other's territory. Uniontown initiation fee was $35 and monthly was $10. Us Uniontown guys would take gigs that they couldn't afford, and their local hated it.
The national got complaints and finally figured out how to "fix" it: form a new local in Charleroi, merge the Uniontown and Charleston local, and kill the agreement. Net result, fewer bars with live music.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 07, 2026 02:21 AM (0r3iH)

662 JQ, that is hilarious, even I didn't drop the f-bomb in the Sistine Chapel. I went there my senior year in high school on our April vacation. I loved Italy, I have never been back, but I am ever so glad that I went. Way back then $350.00 payed for your flight, hotel and almost all of your meals.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2026 02:33 AM (0nHVk)

663 Dump plans to declare a national emergency just before the nov. 2026 election says Sen. Mark Warner tonight on msnow. He will order post office to turn all mail in ballots over to his administration instead of being counted by states. Saying their was fraud in 2020 election he will cancel all voter registration and everyone will have to re-register using a passport or birth certificate. Declaring a national emergency he will send federal law enforcement including i.c.e. and federal troops at polling places in democratic states to check voters ids and arrest anyone who hasn't re-registered and doesn't show them a passport or birth certificate when they try to vote.

Posted by: raimondo at April 07, 2026 02:36 AM (JKAqS)

664 I've never been to Europe. Probably never will...

Sis said she & her hubby were waiting in line to get in, and there was a huge crowd. Then the line started moving fast and they got separated. She panicked, looking for him as she entered, and then somebody shoved her so hard that she stumbled-- saying to her "You must pray!" (because she hadn't bowed head and crossed herself upon entry, we guess?) At which point she shouted: "Fuck you! I'm trying to find my husband!"

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)

665 661:buddhaha

I'm not surprised. FYI, Unions were also pretty mobbed up in the 60s, 70s, and 80s.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 07, 2026 02:47 AM (sAmhv)

666 !

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:50 AM (rdVOm)

667 >>>shoved her so hard that she stumbled-- saying to her "You must pray!"
---
Sadducees minions of the Pharisees both abound today they have simply assumed new titles. She hit him with the best sword she had.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:51 AM (v+nOL)

668 Braenyard, sis thought the guy that shoved her, was an usher or church employee or something like that.

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:54 AM (rdVOm)

669 I miss the old style globe headlight. Berserker brought it up to date that one can purchase a modern light source inside the old style globe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 02:56 AM (v+nOL)

670 Sweet dreams Horde, it is sleep that I seek.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2026 02:56 AM (0nHVk)

671 'Night, Debby. See ya next time!

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 02:57 AM (rdVOm)

672 Shouldn't be up yet

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 03:09 AM (Ia/+0)

673 An enforcer, a Pharisee.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:13 AM (v+nOL)

674 'night Debbie

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:14 AM (v+nOL)

675 ABC News: "An Ogden man accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting a 15-year-old girl is now facing nine charges, including three counts of rape."

A Guatemalan here illegally. Not an Ogden man.

Posted by: 13times at April 07, 2026 03:16 AM (sX1uL)

676 An enforcer, a Pharisee.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Ok. Yeah, it seemed like that to her...

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 03:17 AM (rdVOm)

677 One of my favorite movies is Night of the Iguana.

excellent movie

Poignant scene -

youtu.be/8eW6v7zoUNk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:20 AM (v+nOL)

678 They can't stop pushing the narrative

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 03:26 AM (Ia/+0)

679 G'night, all. Sleepy.

Posted by: JQ at April 07, 2026 03:30 AM (rdVOm)

680 I can't find out anything new about Iran. Guess that press conference is the tell. Did see a good Mike Tyson clip. Boxing is the only sport I like. (women's college volley ball) .

Glad you helped Sis take it in stride. Time for me to hit the rack. See you tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 07, 2026 03:40 AM (v+nOL)

681 BBC LIVE
Israel tells Iranians not to travel by train as Trump threatens to 'demolish' infrastructure

Trump has given Iran a deadline of 20:00 EDT Tuesday (00:00 GMT / 01:00 BST Wednesday) to reopen the Strait of Hormuz

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 03:50 AM (fNISR)

682 BBC
Iran says it has formally rejected a US ceasefire proposal, state media reports - while sharing a list of demands

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 03:54 AM (fNISR)

683 Waiting for Pixy, so will go put coffee on awhile

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)

684 I think this is Aussie dst. Half an hour, so 4:30am.

Posted by: clarence at April 07, 2026 04:10 AM (7fNaw)

685 Pixy did say Tuesday would be the start of later posting due to DST.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 07, 2026 04:18 AM (/HDaX)

686 Pixy's not up yet here:

https://ai.mee.nu

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:19 AM (fNISR)

687 Ohh, think your right.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:19 AM (Ia/+0)

688 Halp us, Pixy! You're our only hope!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:20 AM (fNISR)

689 Pixy's up at https://ai.mee.nu

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:30 AM (fNISR)

690 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:31 AM (fNISR)

691 PIXY IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

692 Skreaming Skip!

Posted by: m at April 07, 2026 04:34 AM (fNISR)

693 "They had to get their gyro angles manuall reset ever so often and to correct for drift. Think of this as sighting stars to get their own XYZ axis reference properly aligned."

Plus there was a possible error condition with the gyros called "gimbal lock" which could only be fixed via human intervention and human provided information. YouTube short explanation: https://tinyurl.com/3jy6p9jk

Maybe the current capsule has the fourth gimbal; I'm sure that Starship would add a fourth gimbal since the weight delta won't be significant in that beast.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 04:59 AM (XDWwQ)

694 "Spent my years from age 9 to 20 on a farm and still did not get it as I thought the cows and horses were playing."

Wow, I'm surprised that you saw an aroused stallion mounting a mare and thought that was playing after you were 13 or so. On the other hand, a coupling pair of large quadrupeds are pretty vulnerable to predators, so it does tend to be a quick in-and-out.

Still, the launcher doesn't extend or retract that quickly.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at April 07, 2026 05:29 AM (XDWwQ)

695 Sometimes there's an odor with the New Jersey content, but this one smells pristine.
Posted by: The Glade Lady at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (oftw2)

Sorry you misspelled Texas.

Posted by: Jerseyguy at April 07, 2026 09:05 AM (5xuJ/)

Monday Cafe

jonathanthetortoise193yearsyoung.jpg
Jonathan the Tortoise, 193 years young

Raising a beautiful orphaned joey.

A senior dog was dumped at the shelter, but found a better family.

One-dog reenactment of Sunset Boulevard.

Dog-punking: a national scourge. I thought we had outgrown this cruelty.

Dog is the star of the game -- he retrieves the kicking tee after kickoffs. This isn't normal, right? I've never heard of this before.

A golden retriever was used as breeding dog with each of her puppies taken from her. Now she's been rescued. And she treats stuffed animals as if they're the puppies taken from her.

A hero dog protected his family from a bear that slashed and bit him. He's healing up now. The bear remains at large and out of control.

Dog and goose are friends.

Jay Mohr impersonates Bill Burr and his shitty superior attitude.

Naughty little elephant brother.

Hot song from 1936. I know people use AI to make parody versions of early naughty songs, but this is apparently real. Lyrics here.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:00 PM




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1 Happy Monday!

Posted by: Megthered at April 06, 2026 07:05 PM (t48gP)

2 my cat is rotten

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (jrgJz)

3 The amount of trickery trying to pull off this so-called Moon flyby is astonishing. I'm not falling for it.

Posted by: Flat Earther at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (oftw2)

4 We already had a Woodchuck Cafe. All this is superfluous.

Posted by: Cuteness Overload at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (oftw2)

5 Soviet Star Trek

https://youtu.be/WGFxj-z0pcw

Posted by: Halfhand at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (H5Io+)

6
How did you get a picture of me???

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (3ek7K)

7
If I was left to fend for myself for 3 weeks, there would be nothing but ashes left in 2 weeks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

_____________

I think HM goes on the road to get away from me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (tgvbd)

8 The earth is flat and the moon is made of gorgonzola. This is beyond dispute.

Posted by: Semper Luna Casei! at April 06, 2026 07:10 PM (TbWk/)

9
3D globe view of Moon:

https://is.gd/TrDOvO

That looks a little different from what we see here on earth, as the maximum viewing distance point there is much closer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:10 PM (w6EFb)

10 Hadrian, I will never believe that. Your competency to handle everything allows her that luxury.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:11 PM (+nEug)

11 The moon looks like a giant foot callus.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 07:11 PM (lCppi)

12
How did you get a picture of me???

Posted by: fourseasons

==============

I thought it was Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 07:13 PM (n7rxJ)

13 And yet he still looks better than Faylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

14
It's hard to believe, but the Artemis crew are seeing features on the far side never seen by human eyes before.

Mare Orientale overhead in sunlight is one of those. The timing of the Apollo missions was such that it was lunar morning on the chosen landing site. This was for thermal reasons as well as lighting. They wanted a low sun angle when landing the LM, which helped see the surface relief better than high sun angle. Thus Mare Orientale was in the dark when the CSM flew over.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:13 PM (w6EFb)

15 That is one gnarly old man.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

16 So far, the week's Cafés are 20% mephitic-free. Can we close out the week on Friday at 100%?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

17 The earth is flat and the moon is made of gorgonzola. This is beyond dispute.

Posted by: Semper Luna Casei!

====

Or was it wensleydale? Only Wallace and Gromit know for sure.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (B5foV)

18 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)

19 I think HM goes on the road to get away from me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (tgvbd)
====

That's why I spend so much time in the bathroom

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

20 Tyler Oliveira releases video on youtube showcasing h1b fraud in Texas using Nick Shirley tactics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ralf0yL1Tfw

Posted by: Lurker #4975 at April 06, 2026 07:16 PM (7diFn)

21
Lol SF

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:16 PM (3ek7K)

22 7 minutes until LOS ends and we can communicate with Integrity

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:16 PM (hJH5n)

23 We'll see Artemis on the dark side of the moon

Posted by: Floyd, Pink at April 06, 2026 07:17 PM (hJH5n)

24 Watching that orphan Joey, but it should have gone to a juvenile delinquent prison.
It will only come back and steal stuff like the car or refrigerator

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

25
1 minute till AOS.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:22 PM (w6EFb)

26 Nice doggie

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 06, 2026 07:23 PM (+QijZ)

27 1 minute till AOS.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:22 PM


Will "First!" be the first thing they say?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 07:24 PM (0sNs1)

28 "About 1 minute until LOS ends...

...and the fun BEGINS!!!!"

-Alien jumping space spiders that have been waiting and waiting

Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:24 PM (jstR0)

29 >> Will "First!" be the first thing they say?

We should see an earthrise shot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:24 PM (w6EFb)

30 Hot song from 1936. I know people use AI to make parody versions of early naughty songs, but this is apparently real. Lyrics here.

The women from that video makes a number of those - apparently there were a lot of dirty songs back in the day

She is a libtard, I saw her complain about Trump in one video, but the songs and her reaction to them are funny...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 07:25 PM (sKqQm)

31
And if the band your in starts playing different tunes
I'll see on the dark side of the moon.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:25 PM (NtVYv)

32

Jonathan, up top, needs to check out some Chap Sticks.

Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:26 PM (jstR0)

33 That “Honest 2 Betsy” YouTuber’s whole schtick is to find double entendre song from the past and then be a proper and prim listener who is shocked, shocked! to what might be implied by the lyrics. Songs like this from that era usually have an “out,” just as this one does. Just proves whose mind is in the gutter, or does it? This goes way back. People were people even in great grandpa’s time.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:26 PM (NWwW8)

34 Alien clone replication of Orion's crew is now complete.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 07:26 PM (ESVrU)

35 Not gonna lie, space does nothing for me.

What we've accomplished to date is akin to going to the corner bodega for some scratch tickets, a pack of Marlboros and a 6 pack of Schlitz.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:27 PM (elfcD)

36 It would be a trip if Orion came out from the dark side of the moon and it was empty, no people.


Movie ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:27 PM (NtVYv)

37 That's was great turtle. RIP...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 07:27 PM (GD0B3)

38
Bummer, I forget, the limb of the Moon during earthrise is dark. But, there's the waxing crescent earth on the screen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:28 PM (w6EFb)

39 Where's that confounded bridge?

Posted by: Supreme Leader Of The Day at April 06, 2026 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

40 There is no dark side of the moon. As a matter of fact it's all dark.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 06, 2026 07:29 PM (FLx59)

41 1000 frames stacked"

"Stacked"

/zombie Jayne Mansfield laughs

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 07:29 PM (XuXeR)

42 No working bathrooms in space, no thanks

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

43 The Saints used to have a dog that retrieved tees. He was called the Fetch Monster.

Posted by: Clay at April 06, 2026 07:30 PM (Buzgq)

44 I can't see the faces of the crew aboard Orion...have they turned into lizard people?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 07:30 PM (ESVrU)

45 The earth is flat and the moon is made of gorgonzola. This is beyond dispute.

Posted by: Semper Luna Casei!

Only the front side is Gorgonzola: the back is hollow - don’t be fooled by these so-called pictures they show you!
/sarc (if you couldn’t guess)

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:31 PM (NWwW8)

46 34 Alien clone replication of Orion's crew is now complete.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 07:26 PM (ESVrU)

Do they fight it out with the lizard people who have infiltrated every level of society or are they working together?

CBC - astronauts are fine. Talking now. Inspiring words now. Not 'The damn toilet is out again.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Sco7b)

47 We should see an earthrise shot"

The Paolo, he knows shots...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 07:31 PM (XuXeR)

48 According to Justice Ketanji Brown, the pilot who broke into (crash landed) Iran, is now Iranian.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 07:32 PM (U7QMZ)

49

Hello Houston, this is acting Or Integrity Commander Zuact Rezumverz and we seem to have a slight problem.

Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:33 PM (jstR0)

50 Jonathon doesn't look a day over 29

Posted by: Boomer at April 06, 2026 07:33 PM (+abK1)

51 I was going to tell a flat Moon joke but can't remember the name of that actress.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

52 48 According to Justice Ketanji Brown, the pilot who broke into (crash landed) Iran, is now Iranian.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 07:32 PM (U7QMZ)


That’s a dual citizenship I would let pass.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (NWwW8)

53
Just as long as there's no Main Bus B undervoltage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (w6EFb)

54 51 I was going to tell a flat Moon joke but can't remember the name of that actress.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

It was not Soleil Moon Frye.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 07:35 PM (Sco7b)

55 Ask Jonathan where I can find Uyulala the Oracle.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

56 Jonathan the Tortoise has a face that looks like one of my ex-girlfriend's toenails. Horribly disfigured, but she could make a sammich when she wanted to.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 07:37 PM (Fbc0I)

57 Ask Jonathan where I can find Uyulala the Oracle.
Posted by: gKWVE


Word is he went to school with Great A'Tuin.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at April 06, 2026 07:37 PM (FIwBs)

58 If I go away for a week, Mr Scary goes feral. Beard to his knees, an onion in his belt. Shouting at clouds. Cleaning the cat box is what did it. And having to prepare food.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:37 PM (FrGmf)

59 Everyone knows it's impossible for humans to get outside the Van Allen belts.

Posted by: Diodore Dayvox Leabe at April 06, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)

60
Speaking of inspiring words, there's something they calle the Overlook Effect that happens to most, but not all astronauts when they first get into space. It's a transcendent, spirtual kind of experience. It happens in LEO, but for the now 28 people who have seen the "Blue Marble" view, where they're far enough away to see the Earth as a small blue globe in their field of view, the experience is something else.

Here's Victor Glover the other day, who had that Overlook Effect hit him like a freight train:
https://is.gd/oCACOu

"Oasis in nothingness".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 07:38 PM (w6EFb)

61 56 Jonathan the Tortoise has a face that looks like one of my ex-girlfriend's toenails. Horribly disfigured, but she could make a sammich when she wanted to.

Go on.....

Posted by: Q Tarantino at April 06, 2026 07:39 PM (+abK1)

62 Barely ScaryMary, blasphemy. I have met your husband and he is a guy that has it together.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:39 PM (+nEug)

63 Ben Had, he is a stellar guy. But the cat box does him in 😆

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:40 PM (FrGmf)

64 Ben Had, he is a stellar guy. But the cat box does him in 😆
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026


***
It's the bane of my existence too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:42 PM (wzUl9)

65 I was going to tell a flat Moon joke but can't remember the name of that actress.

Brie Larsen

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 07:42 PM (OQ3w/)

66
So where are the yakking astronauts?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 07:43 PM (mS8PE)

67 No working bathrooms in space, no thanks
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)
=====

The Astrodome was worse! (I heard)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

68 The litter box is a trifle after several horse stalls.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:45 PM (+nEug)

69 It's cool and fresh here, for a change: 66 F. now, going down to about 55 just before dawn. I dread the return of the heat and humidity, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:45 PM (wzUl9)

70 Planet Earth is goo and there's nothing I can do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++)

71
My husband says he goes to the gym every afternoon. He comes home happy and I'm thinking it ain't the gym making him happy,lmao.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:46 PM (3ek7K)

72 The litter box is a trifle after several horse stalls.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026


***
Simple -- just divert a river!
( -- Heracles)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:46 PM (wzUl9)

73 Louisiana records lowest temperature and humidity in a hundred years to thwart Wolfus.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:47 PM (+nEug)

74 Fuck this this! YAHOO X IS TELLONG ME

The last comments on stuff for me in a tiZy.

Thing are flowing, yeah, percolating. Now our Genius Boys Cerno and Luke Rudtardo are saying that our Fed Gov is censoring satellite Companies in the US from showing recent images to us lil people over here. Cerno yelps the bases are ruble. Heavy casualties. Luke Rootardo yelps "much worse than we can imagine!" Ilthey tell us that other countries have companies that show these current images of apocalypse....if that's the case ...why would some EuroCuck just post the pics on X since they can see them?

Conspiracy. Has to be! Click my furry button to like and subscribe!

Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 07:48 PM (aC6Ma)

75 I've been using the Feline Pine litter material Joyenz recommended on the Pet Thread a while back. $12 at Walmart for 40 lbs. After filling the clean box to a depth of about an inch, I was able to fit the rest into a 30-lb. Petco litter bucket. Which suggests that I can get three more 10-lb. refills out of this bag -- maybe a month total? Seems to me I changed the box more often than that with the clay stuff.

Fortunately the cats are fine with the new stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (wzUl9)

76 Louisiana records lowest temperature and humidity in a hundred years to thwart Wolfus.
Posted by: Ben Had

Lusiana is now habitable?

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (q6tQZ)

77 Where can I go for the best conspiracy theory about Capricorn One Orion? Has anybody consulted with OJ Simpson yet?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (Fbc0I)

78 We get about a month of 80° dew points, then, it calms down. Fall is great, but, the foliage sux.

Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (ou30A)

79
Yeah, Hercules solved his Augean stables challenge, but it was hard cheese for everyone downstream.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (mS8PE)

80 Louisiana records lowest temperature and humidity in a hundred years to thwart Wolfus.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026


***
Thwart?

I'd be overjoyed!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:49 PM (wzUl9)

81 That turtle is the turtle from Never Ending Story,.isn't it? The one with the bad allergies.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 07:50 PM (aC6Ma)

82 Barely got to 58 hete today

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

83 See 49 tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

84
It's 60 here in Wyoming.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (3ek7K)

85 Louisiana records lowest temperature and humidity in a hundred years to thwart Wolfus.
Posted by: Ben Had
*
Lusiana is now habitable?
Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2026


***
Only with specially constructed habitats known as "air-conditioned buildings."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (wzUl9)

86 Cerno has some interesting stuff, sometimes.


He is also dead wrong a lot.


Also, very full of himself

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (NtVYv)

87 51 I was going to tell a flat Moon joke but can't remember the name of that actress.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

Brie Larson. Also a cheese. Of which the moon is comprised. But gorgonzola, not brie.

Posted by: Brie is flat. The actress, that is. at April 06, 2026 07:52 PM (TbWk/)

88 Wolfus, I'll look into Feline Pine. We have one indoor/outdoor cat. Mostly she uses the litter box for revenge turds. Sometimes she will go a week or more without using it. It was worse when we had our two older male cats.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FrGmf)

89 Hot song from 1936. I know people use AI to make parody versions of early naughty songs, but this is apparently real.

Fuck Her Flat Footed in the Shower was Top 20 in 36.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)

90 We have a Litter Robot for our cats, worth every penny.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:53 PM (NtVYv)

91 My cats have a 80x100 ft litter box filled with the finest sand

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)

92 But the cat box does him in 😆
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:40 PM (FrGmf)

I was a medic in the Army. I was a Dad to two young boys who spewed filth from both ends, Exorcist style. Dealt with it like a Dad does.

But the damn cat litter box. Gagging the whole time. It became my wife's job.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 07:54 PM (0aYVJ)

93 42 Per humidity in my backyard.
I spent about 10k getting the house to 55%.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)

94 Wolfus, I'll look into Feline Pine. We have one indoor/outdoor cat. Mostly she uses the litter box for revenge turds. Sometimes she will go a week or more without using it. It was worse when we had our two older male cats.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026


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As other commenters here who've used it said, the urine sort of turns the little pine pellets into sawdust. You shake the box and that tends to settle toward the bottom of the pan. Solids you scoop out. Eventually the smell becomes a bit much, and you simply dump the whole thing in the trash. It seems to weigh less than the equivalent amount of the clay, and cleaning the box up is easier.

I do plan to get the cats a stainless steel pan for even easier cleanup. Maybe a second one, when I have my house.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (wzUl9)

95 86 Cerno has some interesting stuff, sometimes.


He is also dead wrong a lot.


Also, very full of himself
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:51 PM (NtVYv)

Cernovich is a one-man circle-jerk. As far as accuracy he's Temu Jim Hoft.

Posted by: He's StraightWayPundit at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (TbWk/)

96 90 We have a Litter Robot for our cats, worth every penny.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 07:53 PM (NtVYv)

Spins the shit out of the cat

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)

97 Sounds like disclosure before selling the place

My cats have a 80x100 ft litter box filled with the finest sand
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 07:56 PM (r0dOk)

98 My cats have a 80x100 ft litter box filled with the finest sand
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026


***
I always said big black Wolf, fourteen lbs. and not fat, needed a sandbox all to himself. Stirling is almost as big.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:56 PM (wzUl9)

99
Diana, fed, has finally shut up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:56 PM (tgvbd)

100 I do plan to get the cats a stainless steel pan for even easier cleanup. Maybe a second one, when I have my house.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (wzUl9)


How is your house shopping going? Indiana? Kentucky?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:57 PM (FrGmf)

101 They're showing the black man's ass on camera on Orion, but not the lady's ass? WTF?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 07:57 PM (Fbc0I)

102 Wolfus, my male kitty weights in at 25lbs.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:58 PM (+nEug)

103
I wanted to be a spaceman
That’s all I wanted to be

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xOZVBAWtw

Posted by: Harry Nilsson at April 06, 2026 07:58 PM (NZIuw)

104 We went to a zoo about 30 years ago and the kids could sit on a tortious.

Not today

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:59 PM (/+uur)

105 What is it that has a soft tuft at one end and a single opening at the other, is often handled by men, but some say a lady handles it best?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (NWwW8)

106 Just an aside: Hakeen Jeffries looks like a russet potato with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)

107 103
I wanted to be a spaceman
That’s all I wanted to be

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xOZVBAWtw
Posted by: Harry Nilsson at April 06, 2026 07:58 PM (NZIuw)

My heros have always been cowboys
Lived with a uncle
Roped branded dewormed dehorned.
Ho Lee Shit that is hard work

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (/+uur)

108 My brother was cremated and we had his ashes put in a firecracker and launched him.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (+nEug)

109
Hey,

I would look at the man's ass.

He is a great looking man from the top of his head and down to his feet.

Mamma Mia

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:01 PM (3ek7K)

110 Would have nailed the landing had I spelled his stupid name correctly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:01 PM (0aYVJ)

111 We went to a zoo about 30 years ago and the kids could sit on a tortious.

Not today
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 07:59 PM (/+uur)

That is the perfect typo.

Posted by: One shellacious lawsuit at April 06, 2026 08:01 PM (TbWk/)

112 How is your house shopping going? Indiana? Kentucky?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026


***
Despite the higher property taxes, I like the look of the houses in Kansas better than those in KY. NaClyDog, NotSoThoreau, and others have been trying to convince me to give the state a try. The city of Abilene, Ike's home town, sent me a visitor's guide to the state and the town, and there are so many things to do and see!

I'm driving up this month to visit Salina. It's not far from Topeka and Wichita.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:02 PM (wzUl9)

113 four seasons, we definitely don't see the right kind of ass on this blog.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (+nEug)

114 I'm driving up this month to visit Salina. It's not far from Topeka and Wichita.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:02 PM (wzUl9)

Good luck!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (FrGmf)

115 108 My brother was cremated and we had his ashes put in a firecracker and launched him.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (+nEug)

So dude on fishing boat drops ashes off the side. Dave comes up and says whos that. He says Dad.
Dave proceeds to sermonize about 5 minutes.
Hes done and dude says lets fish, he was not that good of Dad.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (/+uur)

116 Wolfus, my male kitty weights in at 25lbs.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026


***
Part bobcat?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (wzUl9)

117 Louisiana records lowest temperature and humidity in a hundred years to thwart Wolfus.
Posted by: Ben Had

Lusiana is now habitable?
Posted by: MkY


For today only. Tomorrow returns to normal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (U7QMZ)

118 Our 2 cats when alive together weighed 25 pound
12 and 13 pounds

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)

119
Ben, this is a sexist site, lmao.

......

I gotta say, when I saw Victor using the shower, well it made me hot.

He is a fine looking man.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:05 PM (3ek7K)

120 That is the perfect typo.
Posted by: One shellacious lawsuit at April 06, 2026 08:01 PM (TbWk/)

I could not speil Tortoise if your spotted me Tort.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:05 PM (/+uur)

121 Wokfus, bottle fed baby left by his mother in the bed of my truck.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)

122 Our 2 cats when alive together weighed 25 pound
12 and 13 pounds
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026


***
Wolf and Chekov totaled 27 -- about three normal-sized cats. Unfortunately they ate like four.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:05 PM (wzUl9)

123 Part bobcat?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (wzUl9)

Ocelot

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:06 PM (/+uur)

124
Tentative max distance numbers are 252, 756 miles from earth. That won't be official for a while.

Christina Koch has been the highest woman ever since their first highly elliptical orbit. But now, the dudes have broken the dude record as well. The highest people ever.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

125 >>>four seasons, we definitely don't see the right kind of ass on this blog.

Posted by: Ben Had

>Well, as long as we don't have to see any Orion Canadian ass because that would be totally gay.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 08:07 PM (Fbc0I)

126 Hello, Horde.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (nz1sK)

127 123 Part bobcat?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:03 PM (wzUl9)

Ocelot
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:06 PM (/+uur)

HOLY SHIT AN OCELOT!!!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (TbWk/)

128 Christina Koch has been the highest woman ever since their first highly elliptical orbit. But now, the dudes have broken the dude record as well.

You sure about that?

Posted by: Rick James at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (gKWVE)

129 Trump says Kim Jong Un used to call Joe Biden a "mentally retarded" person.
LOL!

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (O7XEN)

130 Our 2 cats when alive together weighed 25 pound
12 and 13 pounds
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)

my 4 are about 9-10 lbs each.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 08:08 PM (8avO+)

131 Is no one going to try my riddle? It’s a real oldie! That’s a clue.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:09 PM (NWwW8)

132
Hi Tecumseh,

I hope things are better for ya'll.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:09 PM (3ek7K)

133 You will never know how hard it is not to cup your hand around a fit buttcheek wearing a W onthe back pocket.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:10 PM (+nEug)

134 Cliff Edwards, Ukulele Ike, and the voice of Jiminy Cricket.

And you think that's something? Check out "My Girl's Pussy."

1930. Modest hit. Went from secret joke to double-entendre to single-entendre.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at April 06, 2026 08:10 PM (/d4WW)

135
I believe you Ben.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:11 PM (3ek7K)

136 106 Just an aside: Hakeen Jeffries looks like a russet potato with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)


Politics is show business for ugly people.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:11 PM (NWwW8)

137 129 Trump says Kim Jong Un used to call Joe Biden a "mentally retarded" person.
LOL!
Posted by: SMOD


I hate to give out a W to Juche, and the Kims lie a lot, but . . .

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 08:11 PM (gKWVE)

138 "What is it that has a soft tuft at one end and a single opening at the other, is often handled by men, but some say a lady handles it best?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit"

A penguin?

Posted by: Use your imagination at April 06, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

139 Cernovich is Temu Megyn Kelly...who is Temu Cucker Tarlson, who is himself Temu Dmitri Shepilov.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:13 PM (GD0B3)

140 106 Just an aside: Hakeen Jeffries looks like a russet potato with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)

You know, you might be onto something here....

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 06, 2026 08:13 PM (kGdxl)

141 The moon is made of moonterey jack. Fight me.

Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 08:13 PM (gtcuf)

142 OK, no replies on my riddle so I suppose some of you have an answer but don’t want to say it. The answer is a quill pen. What did you have?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:14 PM (NWwW8)

143 So they all are retarded children of Shepilev.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:14 PM (GD0B3)

144 You will never know how hard it is not to cup your hand around a fit buttcheek wearing a W on the back pocket.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026


***
With Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, I restrained myself only enough in that department to make sure we were alone. (She did the same with me.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:14 PM (wzUl9)

145
Hiya runner!

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (3ek7K)

146 I did the ultimate bachelor thing today and made deviled eggs for breakfast (at noon.)

Still delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)

147 OK, no replies on my riddle so I suppose some of you have an answer but don’t want to say it. The answer is a quill pen. What did you have?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:14 PM (NWwW

A mop

Posted by: Show out for chauvinism at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (TbWk/)

148 Red Sox look like a team about to lose 100 games. Cora won’t make it to Memorial Day. He might not make it to May.

Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (nLdZ2)

149 The answer is a quill pen. What did you have?

Shaving brush

Posted by: Halfhand at April 06, 2026 08:16 PM (H5Io+)

150 The answer is a quill pen. What did you have?
*
Shaving brush
Posted by: Halfhand at April 06, 2026


***
Where would the opening be on that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (wzUl9)

151 moviegique - there's a youtuber "Ragtime Rev" who is playing songs from the 1890s-early-1900s minstrel era. I can't link any of them here because Rev is an edgelord who is picking out the cooniest stuff he can find. Almost none of it written by actual black people, obviously.
Not all of it is racist, exactly; most of it was done to appeal to blacks at the time too.
But none of it is safe for work and less than none of it is woke.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

152 hi fourseasons!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (GD0B3)

153 I'm going to call it a night
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0)

154 Where would the opening be on that?

Now you know why I didn't answer

Posted by: Halfhand at April 06, 2026 08:18 PM (H5Io+)

155 Red Sox look like a team about to lose 100 games. Cora won’t make it to Memorial Day. He might not make it to May.
Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 08:15 PM (nLdZ2)

Bet the Rockies get to the hunnert mark quicker.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:19 PM (0aYVJ)

156 Movies! Channel is showing 1963's Palm Springs Weekend, with Connie Stevens, Stefanie Powers, Troy Donahue, and Robert Conrad (in between his Hawaiian Eye and Wild Wild West gigs). No bikini scenes yet, but the cars are great -- all American metal like the '61-'63 Thunderbird, '57 Chevy, etc.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:19 PM (wzUl9)

157 Hadrian! So glad to have you back. I know you take time off for Lent, but we miss you every year. Now you're back and all's right with the blog. Or something like that. I don't know.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:19 PM (nz1sK)

158 1930. Modest hit. Went from secret joke to double-entendre to single-entendre.
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at April 06, 2026 08:10 PM (/d4WW)

There were a couple Lileks did that were less.. overt. One was a song where a spinster sang about stripping down for the passing men in her gazebo. Another was the same tune as Chaplains mushroom nonsense song but had the original words of Titina. She was only 17a.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

159 The Rockies actually managed to beat the Blue Jays, so, there's that. They're up against the Astros tonight.
Last year the Rockies would have done better to put up one of those batting cage machines on the mound, they might have allowed fewer hits.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (gKWVE)

160 Mop and shaving brush don’t have an opening on the end opposite the tuft. XX No points!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (NWwW8)

161
Now you're back and all's right with the blog. Or something like that. I don't know.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:19 PM (nz1sK)

_____________

That's characteristically kind of you, but I daresay y'all managed to stagger along just fine without me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 08:22 PM (tgvbd)

162 But none of it is safe for work and less than none of it is woke.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

Is that the retard with all the N words in the title. What a brave pioneer.

Thats sarcasm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

163 In today's news conference, Trump revealed that Soleimani was planning attacks on American embassies. And then he took him out. I bet cottlet qasem planned and executed the attacks on USS Cole and the two embassies in Africa.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:22 PM (GD0B3)

164 In Palm Springs Weekend, Robert Conrad is driving a '61-'63 Thunderbird in silver-gray, with a red leather interior. Well, it might be vinyl, but it's a convertible, and Ford offered leather in its ragtops back then, didn't they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:22 PM (wzUl9)

165 Gotta ask: any Helena Handbasket sightings of late? I ain't seen her in a while.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:23 PM (0aYVJ)

166 In the 60s, I think everything was vinyl- including the dogs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

167 My riddle was tough because hardly anybody uses quill pens anymore. But it also goes to show how old these types of jokes and riddles are.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:24 PM (NWwW8)

168 Mop and shaving brush don’t have an opening on the end opposite the tuft. XX No points!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (NWwW

How else are you to hang them up?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 06, 2026 08:25 PM (NZIuw)

169 Gotta ask: any Helena Handbasket sightings of late? I ain't seen her in a while.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic

I see her posting on Insty's overnight thread sometimes.

Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2026 08:25 PM (lJ0H4)

170 Pug, she has been dealing with family stuff but she is well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:26 PM (+nEug)

171 It's not a "dark side of the moon"! It's the "far side of the moon".

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)

172
In the 60s, I think everything was vinyl- including the dogs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

____________

Some UHF station in Philly had ads for clear plastic slip covers, featuring a big-haired brunette with bodacious cans and wearing hot pants. Impression it made.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 08:28 PM (tgvbd)

173 160 Mop and shaving brush don’t have an opening on the end opposite the tuft. XX No points!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:21 PM (NWwW

Some mops do have openings at the end of the handle so they can be hung up on a wall hook.

Posted by: Take your tuft and get stufft at April 06, 2026 08:28 PM (TbWk/)

174 "U.S. B-2 bombers struck an underground IRGC headquarters in Tehran during the rescue window, using bunker buster munitions.

Ordered by CENTCOM chief Cooper, multiple B-2s flew a 36 hour round trip from Whiteman AFB to deliver the strike, using the same class of bombs deployed against nuclear sites.

The target was a gathering of senior IRGC commanders. U.S. officials say the facility was destroyed and many are presumed dead. - Fox New"



Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:28 PM (GD0B3)

175 "Mop and shaving brush don’t have an opening on the end opposite the tuft. XX No points!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit"

Penguins do.

Posted by: Use your imagination at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

176 Gotta ask: any Helena Handbasket sightings of late? I ain't seen her in a while.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Me neither.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (ZLygy)

177 The far side of the moon looks like a giant grapefruit in pictures.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

178 How else are you to hang them up?

That sounds like two holes or a hole all the way through. Quill have a cavity at the pointy end that holds the ink for you to write with.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (NWwW8)

179 >> The far side of the moon looks like a giant grapefruit in pictures.

The far side is very different from the near side. Far side crust is much thicker than near side, and the theory of why that is is quite interesting. There is the best one, but there are some competing theories.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (w6EFb)

180 171 It's not a "dark side of the moon"! It's the "far side of the moon".
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)

I know the name of my own album, mate. Jews probably put you up to this, didn't they?

Posted by: Roger Waters at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (TbWk/)

181 God Bless Helena Handbasket. She is a good egg.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (FrGmf)

182 "The Iranian Ministry of Sports and Youth has called for a nationwide event tomorrow where Iranian youths, athletes, artists, students, and members of NGOs/volunteer organizations are urged to form human chains around the country’s power plants and energy facilities."

better start boom boom tonight , then...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (GD0B3)

183 132>>> Fourseasons

MrTea has an interview tomorrow at 3:30 for a job that sounds very good.
He has another company that is very interested in him, but they haven't interviewed him yet as a key person is on vacation there.
We appreciate any prayers.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (nz1sK)

184
Apollo 8 was the first humans to see the far side. William Anders (who took the iconic Earthrise picture), described it thus:

"The backside looks like a sand pile my kids have played in for some time. It's all beat up, no definition, just a lot of bumps and holes."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (w6EFb)

185 The far side is very different from the near side. Far side crust is much thicker than near side, and the theory of why that is is quite interesting. There is the best one, but there are some competing theories.

I presume cheese is in some way involved.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (Riz8t)

186 @BillMelugin_1h

... DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin floats the idea of stripping CBP/customs officers from airports in large sanctuary cities as retaliation for refusing to cooperate with the federal government. International travelers wouldn’t be able to fly into airports and leave without going through customs.

Mullin points out that Democrats are also refusing to fund CBP.

“It’s something we’re looking at,” Mullin said.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (v+nOL)

187 The far side is very different from the near side. Far side crust is much thicker than near side, and the theory of why that is is quite interesting. There is the best one, but there are some competing theories.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:31 PM (w6EFb)

The moon is a pie? Ridiculous. It's cheese.

Posted by: Semper Luna Casei! at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (TbWk/)

188
Tecumseh,

I think of you two often.

Praying for you both.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:33 PM (3ek7K)

189 Urged at gunpoint, no doubt.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

190 rTea has an interview tomorrow at 3:30 for a job that sounds very good.

==

great news!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:33 PM (GD0B3)

191 That sounds like two holes or a hole all the way through. Quill have a cavity at the pointy end that holds the ink for you to write with.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 08:29 PM (NWwW

A single opening that happens to go all the way through

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 06, 2026 08:33 PM (NZIuw)

192
The moon is a pie? Ridiculous. It's cheese.

Posted by: Semper Luna Casei! at April 06, 2026 08:32 PM (TbWk/)

__________

It's a big pizza pie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 08:34 PM (tgvbd)

193 It's all beat up, no definition, just a lot of bumps and holes.

Like Stormy Daniel's ass

Posted by: No longer a heavenly body at April 06, 2026 08:34 PM (TbWk/)

194 "The moon is a pie? Ridiculous. It's cheese.
Posted by: Semper Luna Casei! "

The far side is made of a much harder, thicker cheese.

Posted by: A expert at April 06, 2026 08:34 PM (vFG9F)

195 Hadrian, we missed your doggie stories, and tales of HM travels.
And we missed your take on things. You always have something interesting to say.

I don't every have anything to add to most of the conversations on here, but I have come to care about you goofy people.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:36 PM (nz1sK)

196 It's a big pizza pie.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 08:34 PM (tgvbd)

OW MY EYE

Posted by: Dean Martin at April 06, 2026 08:36 PM (TbWk/)

197 I don't every have anything to add to most of the conversations on here, but I have come to care about you goofy people.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:36 PM (nz1sK)

This.

And best wishes to you and Mr. Tea.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:37 PM (FrGmf)

198 So where did this idea that the Moon is edible come from anyway?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

199 Tecumseh Tea, we very much care about you both as well. I know what you do and it is so appreciated .

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (+nEug)

200 Pug, she has been dealing with family stuff but she is well.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:26 PM (+nEug)

Thanks. And prayers that all goes well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (0aYVJ)

201
... DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin floats the idea of stripping CBP/customs officers from airports in large sanctuary cities as retaliation for refusing to cooperate with the federal government. International travelers wouldn’t be able to fly into airports and leave without going through customs.

=============

So if I'm following, this means no one would be able to take international flights through those airports? Hee hee hee.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (n7rxJ)

202 It's not a "dark side of the moon"! It's the "far side of the moon".
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026


***
Right; the side we don't see gets sunlight too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (wzUl9)

203 So if I'm following, this means no one would be able to take international flights through those airports? Hee hee hee.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 08:38 PM (n7rxJ)

So so Eurotards? Or their adjacent?

*tents fingers *

Excellent

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:40 PM (FrGmf)

204 Thank you, FourSeasons, we really appreciate that.

It's been kinda rough, but we're making it. He's never been fired before, so that was a big blow for him.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:40 PM (nz1sK)

205
Easter Eve I was laughing. The talk was mostly about chocolate and clogged toilets.

This place is nutty.

Thanks to runner for keeping us updated on the mission to rescue our WOS.


Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:41 PM (3ek7K)

206 I got your Monday Corona right here!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 08:42 PM (Fbc0I)

207 Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:40 PM (nz1sK)

Hope everything works out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

208
Some very cool descriptions. Artemis is now in the dark, the Sun is now blocked by the Moon from their POV. I'll admit it took me a bit tog the geometry visualized in my mind's eye. Anyway, earthset and rise occurred before the sun disappeared. After earthrise, the Moon was between the earth and sun. They are far enough away from the Moon to allow this easily.

Anyway, their describing the sun's corona, still visible. Also, on the other side, they say the earthshine is quite bright on the surface of the Moon.

Man, I'm really looking forward for the high resolution pics we'll get when they get back home. After they've processed the alien bases out of the far side pictures, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:43 PM (w6EFb)

209 Thanks, BarelyScaryMary.
This is an very eclectic group of people. We had planned to attend the MoMe but had to cancel due to the heart attack. Hoping maybe? this year, but so much now depends on the job situation.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)

210 n the 60s, I think everything was vinyl- including the dogs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026


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Cheaper cars had fabric seats. My '75 Maverick had a sort of foamy fabric on the seat facings, with vinyl on the sides. My '84 For Escort had dark gray plaid fabric framed by thin vinyl; hard to think much cheaper than that, or that car.

My father's '66 Impala Super Sport coupe had vinyl, in wide beige and gold stripes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:43 PM (wzUl9)

211 @205 I broke the story ! 🤣

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:44 PM (GD0B3)

212 aww, BenHad, what a kind thing to say. Thank you.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 08:44 PM (nz1sK)

213 Most 'leather' these days in cars is some form of plastic- except panels in direct contact with the driver.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

214
runner,

YES. I thought i would be up all night trying to find out what was going on.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:47 PM (3ek7K)

215 Once I had a black car. With black vinyl seats. And a black rubber-ish steering wheel. It was a fun and awesome car. But it was hot. I had to keep a towel draped over that steering wheel.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:48 PM (FrGmf)

216 What's all this I hear about DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin stripping?

Posted by: Zombie Roseanne Roseannadanna at April 06, 2026 08:49 PM (cYBz/)

217 Most 'leather' these days in cars is some form of plastic- except panels in direct contact with the driver.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026


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For sure. My '86 Mercedes had the real stuff, I think -- that was in the days when they built the cars the best they could, then priced them, instead of building to a price. My '97 MB 230 had their MBTex, which is a kind of hard-wearing vinyl used in Euro taxicabs and in certain of their sedans then (and maybe still is?). It looks like leather and lasts even longer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:49 PM (wzUl9)

218 >>>After they've processed the alien bases out of the far side pictures, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

>I thought that was where Sarah Palin hid her underground nazi space stations.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 08:50 PM (Fbc0I)

219 Once I had a black car.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Please! That's 'car of color' nowadays!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 08:51 PM (cYBz/)

220 What's all this I hear about DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin stripping?

Posted by: Zombie Roseanne Roseannadanna at April 06, 2026 08:49 PM (cYBz/)

If it ain't Pete Hegsex, I don't want to hear about stripping cabinet members.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 08:52 PM (FrGmf)

221 Once I had a black car. With black vinyl seats. And a black rubber-ish steering wheel. It was a fun and awesome car. But it was hot. I had to keep a towel draped over that steering wheel.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026


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I'd never buy a car with a black exterior AND interior. Or a black interior; they are hot, show dirt (despite what everybody tries to tell you), and seem smaller inside than a light color.

I did rent a Chrysler 300 some years ago, the big gangsta sedan, black over black. I thought it would be hard to cool, but the A/C worked well. Strangely, I got bored with it quickly and was glad to go back to my '11 Buick Regal, the sporty-ish little four-door.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:52 PM (wzUl9)

222 Real leather feels good, but has to be maintained. Some of the synthetic stuff feels pretty good though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)

223
Mary,

Pete and Victor the spaceman.

Holy Moly.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 08:53 PM (3ek7K)

224 If there is not a crater named "Larson" on the far side, there should be.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 08:53 PM (vFG9F)

225
They're having a "forward link LOS" now for a little bit. We can hear the crew, but the crew can't hear us.

They were reporting how strange the surface of the Moon looks under earthshine. Also reporting seeing two meteors hit the Moon, if I understood correctly. That was something they were hoping they could see while in the dark.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 08:54 PM (w6EFb)

226 Strangely, I got bored with it quickly and was glad to go back to my '11 Buick Regal, the sporty-ish little four-door.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:52 PM (wzUl9)


When the first miata got wrecked the rental insurance gave me was a 300. Thing handled like a fat tug boat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:54 PM (zZu0s)

227 I did once sit in a '67 Mercedes 250SL, the 113 chassis that was their sport car in those days. It was a dark silver-gray color, and the interior, leather or MBTex, was . . . a dark chocolate brown like a 70% cocoa Lindt bar! Not a color you see any more. It's hard to find a new-ish vehicle with a interior other than gray, black, or light tan, mostly the first two.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:55 PM (wzUl9)

228
So so Eurotards? Or their adjacent?

*tents fingers *

Excellent
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

=================

How long before Cinnabon and Mac Makeup and all those little airport places scream for relief?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 08:57 PM (n7rxJ)

229 When the first miata got wrecked the rental insurance gave me was a 300. Thing handled like a fat tug boat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026


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In a city like Da Swamp with the finest of Third World roads, a fat tugboat of a car that will isolate you from those surfaces is a wonderful thing. That might be a small part of why SUVs are so popular -- they are big, with long wheelbases for a good ride.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:57 PM (wzUl9)

230 It's hard to find a new-ish vehicle with a interior other than gray, black, or light tan, mostly the first two.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 08:55 PM (wzUl9)

There were some very odd colors in the last Lexus sedan. One they tried that i saw the covers for was a dark green... like almost paisley pattern. It was from a test, and I can see why it did nkt make it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 08:57 PM (zZu0s)

231 I am honoring the mechanic faeries tonight. After replacing the battery , spark plug , fuel filter and working on the hydraulic pump on the gator a couple of shots of carb cleaner it fired right up

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (+nEug)

232
I wonder if they have soaring, haunting symphony music playing in the background on Artemis. They should.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (n7rxJ)

233 According to Justice Ketanji Brown, the pilot who broke into (crash landed) Iran, is now Iranian.
Posted by: rickb223


Makes perfect sense from a dolt who makes a decision first and then tries to make it look 'rational'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (/lPRQ)

234 If the moon is practically full, what are they seeing on the back side of the moon? Not much will be lit, and there is no earthshine back there.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (EJWxb)

235 >>>If there is not a crater named "Larson" on the far side, there should be.

Posted by: fd

>Pink Floyd's Great Gig In The Sky

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM (Fbc0I)

236
It's hard to find a new-ish vehicle with a interior other than gray, black, or light tan, mostly the first two.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

==============

The car you deserve.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 09:00 PM (n7rxJ)

237 I am honoring the mechanic faeries tonight. After replacing the battery , spark plug , fuel filter and working on the hydraulic pump on the gator a couple of shots of carb cleaner it fired right up
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:59 PM
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Right on!

You go, girl!

Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (rdVOm)

238 There were some very odd colors in the last Lexus sedan. One they tried that i saw the covers for was a dark green... like almost paisley pattern. It was from a test, and I can see why it did nkt make it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026


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Though it would make the interior seem smaller, it sounds like a neat color if the exterior was lighter. The Euro cars, and the Japanese ones to a lesser extent, seem to understand about giving you a choice of contrast between exterior and interior. American cars now, not so much. I had to hunt quite a bit to find a light beige interior Buick LaCrosse. That was essential. I'd have accepted a dark exterior -- though I got very lucky and found my ruby red over cream 2016 model!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (wzUl9)

239 Honestly, color has gone out of most exterior colors- as we have remarked numerous times over the years here.

Look at a classic corvette two tone. Gorgeous cars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

240 JQ, I felt you looking over my shoulder!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 09:04 PM (+nEug)

241 That was essential. I'd have accepted a dark exterior -- though I got very lucky and found my ruby red over cream 2016 model!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (wzUl9)

I had the 2001 special edition miata. British racing green (very dark green) with a darker tan interior than the base model. Darker soft top too. Think they called it 'saddle. Looked a lot better than the light tan of the base.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)

242 ...the Department of War shifted a large share of its JASSM-ERs, ... a ... stealth cruise missile fired from bomber aircraft and fighter jets, from Pacific theater stockpiles and U.S. warehouses to bases supporting the Gulf theater.
----
and
They are letting a chick drive the tow motor that's moving the missile.

https://tinyurl.com/5n85bujt

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (v+nOL)

243
I miss the station wagon and the Surburban we had years ago.

Load those up with the kids, dogs and lots of luggage and go anywhere.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (3ek7K)

244 Hell it was hard to find a royal blue (Kentucky blue) Mustang GT. Hell white was more common. Although there was a nice dark red on the base models about that time.

Interior was always black though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

245 Honestly, color has gone out of most exterior colors- as we have remarked numerous times over the years here.

Look at a classic corvette two tone. Gorgeous cars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026


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Then: blue or green and white, red and white, red, various shades of blue and green, yellow now and then, black, white, gray, and so forth in various combos.

Now: White, gray, silver, black, occasionally a red or a dark blue; bronze or gold if you're lucky. I don't remember the last time I saw a dark forest green car or a baby blue.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wzUl9)

246 I had the 2001 special edition miata. British racing green (very dark green) with a darker tan interior than the base model. Darker soft top too. Think they called it 'saddle. Looked a lot better than the light tan of the base.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 0


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Sharp!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:07 PM (wzUl9)

247 We watched Breaking Away with the grandkids this past week. That was made in 1979, our era. It was so cool to see the cars and clothes. Fun movie.
I did note the colors of the cars, and all the styles.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 09:07 PM (nz1sK)

248 . I had to hunt quite a bit to find a light beige interior Buick LaCrosse. That was essential. I'd have accepted a dark exterior -- though I got very lucky and found my ruby red over cream 2016 model!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:02 PM (wzUl9)


The LaCrosse is a sweet car. Mine is white with beige. A Granny car maybe. But it has speed. ❤️

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (FrGmf)

249 I felt you looking over my shoulder!
Posted by: Ben Had
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LOL.

Today, I replaced headlight bulbs on the daily-driver. Simple enough, yay!

Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (rdVOm)

250 time I saw a dark forest green car or a baby blue.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wzUl9)

British racing green is exceedingly rare. Not many people like the shiny but flat look. Ford did offer a baby blue on mustangs a few years ago. Hardly ever saw one though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)

251 Zerohedge is trash. Better, more reliable sources abound.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (GD0B3)

252 I wonder if they have soaring, haunting symphony music playing in the background on Artemis. They should.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026


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"Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:09 PM (wzUl9)

253
How do you clean the plastic headlight covers?

Mine are a mess.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

254 Sharp!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:07 PM (wzUl9)

White watch dial gauges. Walnut steering wheel by Nardo (and shifter and e brake.)

Fuck, I am missing that car now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

255 2001 special edition miata"

Fun little car. Cute, too.

I'm thinking zed 4..

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 PM (XuXeR)

256 The Hyundai Elantra Ns come in a baby blue with orange trim reminiscent of the old Gulf Racing colors. The N is their current hot hatch.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:11 PM (vFG9F)

257 The LaCrosse is a sweet car. Mine is white with beige. A Granny car maybe. But it has speed. ❤️
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026


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I'd have gone for that color combo! What year is yours? The last gen, 2017-19, or earlier like mine?

The LaCrosse offers 70% of the Mercedes driving experience at 50% of the price. Less, if you buy used. Those who know Buicks know they are a great value, as Olds used to be.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:11 PM (wzUl9)

258 How do you clean the plastic headlight covers?

Mine are a mess.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

Go to a detailing place. They can clean them.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:11 PM (FrGmf)

259 Am I the only person that despises black rims?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (+nEug)

260 How do you clean the plastic headlight covers?
Mine are a mess.
Posted by: fourseasons
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Are they hazy, even when bug- & dirt- free?

Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (rdVOm)

261 I miss the station wagon and the Surburban we had years ago.

Load those up with the kids, dogs and lots of luggage and go anywhere.

Posted by: fourseasons


Het your kicks on Route 66!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (U7QMZ)

262 I had the 2001 special edition miata.

I have the '91. British Racing Green, tan interior to match the leather, black ragtop. Almost no leaks!

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (EJWxb)

263
According to Justice Ketanji Brown, the pilot who broke into (crash landed) Iran, is now Iranian.
Posted by: rickb223


Only if someone steals his wallet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (Cqx++)

264 How do you clean the plastic headlight covers?

Mine are a mess.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026


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There are headlight polish kits at Walmart. Once upon a time, when plastic headlight lenses were new, there were businesses that would polish them for you. Not sure if any of them exist any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (wzUl9)

265 I'd have gone for that color combo! What year is yours? The last gen, 2017-19, or earlier like mine?

The LaCrosse offers 70% of the Mercedes driving experience at 50% of the price. Less, if you buy used. Those who know Buicks know they are a great value, as Olds used to be.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:11 PM (wzUl9)

2016. It's a good car.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (FrGmf)

266
No Ben.


They look ghetto to me.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:13 PM (3ek7K)

267 Fun little car. Cute, too.

I'm thinking zed 4..
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 PM (XuXeR)

Nice too. But the Germans lack the sense of fun the Japanese have in their SEs. IIRC, the 2002 SE had this royal blue (almost purple) paint. Darker wood. Dark Grey top and interior.

Small runs. For the 2001, they only made 3000 and I had two of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:13 PM (zZu0s)

268 British racing green is exceedingly rare. Not many people like the shiny but flat look. Ford did offer a baby blue on mustangs a few years ago. Hardly ever saw one though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)

I think they're missing a market there.

B/R Green with a tan interior is so damn sharp ... and a small red pin stripe down the side.

That said, my Mazda is that Soul Red, with a white leather interior. It's not bad ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (3sXRv)

269
JQ,

Very hazy.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (3ek7K)

270
👀 👀
"Pentagon: Tomorrow’s press briefing with Pete Hegseth and Dan Caine has been cancelled. - Al Arabiya/Ashar"

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)

271 How do you clean the plastic headlight covers?"

Clear plastic? Try one of the kits from wally world. Did that with a Honda a couple of years ago. Worked great

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (XuXeR)

272 Sorry, we busy...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)

273 Am I the only person that despises black rims?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026


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Same here. They look dirty, or like a toy car whose maker was too cheap to provide silver or chrome wheels.

I wanted chrome wheels for the LaCrosse, but they run too high. I settled for a nice set of silver-painted ones and keep them spray-waxed and clean.

I miss whitewall tires . . . and you can get them from a specialty maker. Not sure of the name. But they're $300. Each.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:15 PM (wzUl9)

274 the old Gulf Racing colors"

John Wyer Gulf... 917.

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:16 PM (XuXeR)

275 fourseasons--

I concur with the others: get a polishing kit! It's the only way, short of ($$$) replacing.

Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:16 PM (rdVOm)

276 "How do you clean the plastic headlight covers?

Mine are a mess.

Posted by: fourseasons"

The budget method is to rub them real good with cheap toothpaste. The method that works pretty well and lasts for a while is to buy the $20 kit at the parts store and follow all the steps.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:16 PM (vFG9F)

277

Lmao, husband just said his eyeballs are hazy.

He needs to have the cataract surgery.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:16 PM (3ek7K)

278 Am I the only person that despises black rims?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (+nEug)

On certain cars, they can look ok. I hate matte. So if they have dark metal (or metal veneer) on the wheels, I like it a lot better.

The 2001 had high polish solid aluminum. I know it was solid because my rear driver side one got snapped when the truck hit me. The high polish Looked FAR better than the silver mat of the base.

I kind of hate base model NBs. They look like toys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:17 PM (zZu0s)

279 >> f the moon is practically full, what are they seeing on the back side of the moon? Not much will be lit, and there is no earthshine back there.

Moon phase is 78% waning now. From their perspective a good bit of the far side was in sunlight. As the Sun disappeared by the lunar disc, part of the dark half, "to their left with North as up" would be illuminated by earthshine.

If not cloudy tonight, take a gander at the Moon. The dark park of the disc to the west is the piece of the Moon being illuminated by the earthshine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:17 PM (w6EFb)

280
Thanks all.

Maybe that will work on hubby's eyes. It would be cheaper, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:18 PM (3ek7K)

281 fourseasons, we had a big old Suburban. Bought it to go west in 1994, red with a diesel. Loved that thing. Spent a month on the road with it that summer, from MI to Vancouver Island and back again with a multitude of stops inbetween. Camping. Visiting family.
MrTea thinks it was a 1980. I was so sad when we let it go, after the boys left home and we stopped pulling a popup.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 09:18 PM (nz1sK)

282 171 It's not a "dark side of the moon"! It's the "far side of the moon".

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)


Yet there is always a dark side of the Moon.

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 09:19 PM (5rh/l)

283 245 Honestly, color has gone out of most exterior colors- as we have remarked numerous times over the years here.
---

We are living in the dark and gloomy ages.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 09:19 PM (v+nOL)

284 I'd have gone for that color combo! What year is yours? The last gen, 2017-19, or earlier like mine?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026
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2016. It's a good car.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026


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The last year of that generation, like mine. All of my Buicks have been relatively cheap to run -- at least compared to my vintage Mercedes -- but the '16 is the champ. Pretty much all I've replaced in seven years have been tires and batteries, the usual fluids and filters, one headlight, and a wheel bearing.

If after seven years you still smile when you walk up to your car, it's a good car.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:19 PM (wzUl9)

285 I have the '91. British Racing Green, tan interior to match the leather, black ragtop. Almost no leaks!
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM (EJWxb)

Nice! I miss mine. The new ones look pretty sharp...

It is sad when you switch to a mustang GT and it is a more practical car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s)

286
Tecumseh,

Ours was red also. We loved it.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 09:20 PM (3ek7K)

287 Broke 70 today.
The temp. Not my golf score.
Sadly it'll be a lot cooler for Geezer Golf tomorrow.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:20 PM (2WIwB)

288 Honestly, color has gone out of most exterior colors- as we have remarked numerous times over the years here."

Nobody wants to carry inventory...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:20 PM (XuXeR)

289 I know one thing, black cars and Texas summers don't mix.
Garage or not, you have to park sometimes under the sun.
If the interior is black, it will be an oven.

Posted by: Case at April 06, 2026 09:21 PM (pvf3X)

290 grok...

"The phrase "dark side of the Moon" is really just an old, misleading way of saying "the side we can't see....astronomically speaking, there's no mysterious eternally dark hemisphere. Both sides get plenty of sunshine."

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:21 PM (GD0B3)

291 "Am I the only person that despises black rims?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026

***
Same here. They look dirty, or like a toy car whose maker was too cheap to provide silver or chrome wheels."


Ha ha. I have a separate set of wheels and tires for one of my cars for autocrossing and track days. The right side ones are silver and left side black. Mrs fd says it looks like somebody stole my hubcaps on that side. They are not for looking at though, they are for going fast.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:22 PM (vFG9F)

292 BOTH SIDES GET PLENTY OF SUNSHINE!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:22 PM (GD0B3)

293 I know one thing, black cars and Texas summers don't mix.
Garage or not, you have to park sometimes under the sun.
If the interior is black, it will be an oven.
Posted by: Case at April 06, 2026 09:21 PM (pvf3X)


Remote start. AC at max.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:22 PM (2WIwB)

294 Coker is one brand that offers whitewalls, and Uniroyal still has some. I was trying to remember another brand with a thin white sidewall and a yellow or gold trim ring? Anybody?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:23 PM (wzUl9)

295 I cried when the new owners drove it out of our driveway. It was the end of stage of our lives. So many camping trips, so many miles, so many memories.

We all get attached to our vehicles, or at least some of them, anyway.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 09:23 PM (nz1sK)

296
Astronauts were just talking about seeing some planets. Saturn, Mars, and Mercury are on the western side of the Sun (morning side), and they were observing those.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb)

297 Yet there is always a dark side of the Moon.
Posted by: Gref


Whoa...

Posted by: Bill and Ted at April 06, 2026 09:23 PM (d9i2R)

298 260 How do you clean the plastic headlight covers?
Mine are a mess.
Posted by: fourseasons
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Are they hazy, even when bug- & dirt- free?
Posted by: JQ
----

For some vehicles (my F-150) a complete headlight assembly including the bulb (pop the old assembly out pop the new one in) can be purchased from Amazon cheaper than purchasing the items necessary to polish and coat the old lens.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 09:24 PM (v+nOL)

299 Honestly, color has gone out of most exterior colors- as we have remarked numerous times over the years here.
---

We are living in the dark and gloomy ages.


Things have been worse. I remember the late 70s, when every sport jacket was the color of oatmeal.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 09:24 PM (Riz8t)

300 "California Post
@californiapost
4h
Son of Iran's twisted PR chief found living life of luxury in LA - and he's teaching superrich California kids"

DEPORT!!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:25 PM (GD0B3)

301 Vogue Tires! That's it!

$445 each in my size. Uh, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:25 PM (wzUl9)

302 We are about six days past the full moon (start of Passover) so there should be some illumination on the back side of the Moon.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 09:25 PM (P6E1+)

303 We all get attached to our vehicles, or at least some of them, anyway.

They had to practically scrape me off.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 06, 2026 09:26 PM (IJqrQ)

304 more, "His father is a high rank veteran of the the sanctioned ministry of security and intelligence,
His mom was the spokesperson for those who took American diplomats hostage.
Allowing these people to poison the American minds is not tolerance, it is a mix of stupidity and corruption."

DEPORT! DEPORT!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:26 PM (GD0B3)

305 Sadly I'm going to need new tires for my 150 soon.
$$$!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:27 PM (2WIwB)

306

When two of our three kids went to college we traded my Suburban in on a fully loaded Volvo wagon.

Uh, that didn't last because daughter wrecked it.

Had it repaired and traded it in for an Audi wagon. That was an awesome car.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:28 PM (3ek7K)

307 Am I the only person that despises black rims?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 09:12 PM


Just black ones, or all rims of color?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 09:29 PM (0sNs1)

308 We all get attached to our vehicles, or at least some of them, anyway.

***
American coupes are dead, and sedans are moribund. If something should happen to the LaCrosse, and I can't find a '16 in as good condition or a '17-'19, I'll have to think about going Japanese. A Lexus ES or an Infiniti, or a Genesis/Equus, maybe. A neighbor of mine has a white Equus that looks solid and comfortable to drive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:29 PM (wzUl9)

309 I put white wall radials from Corker on the 65 Spitfire. They were only about $100 each. It's got wire wheels, 13". I changed the tires myself on a manual tire changer in the backyard. It's kind of a pain because you have to use a tube. I doubt I could even find a tire shop to mess with them.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (vFG9F)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (wzUl9)

311
And the Sun has popped back up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (w6EFb)

312
In Tehran it is 5:00 am.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (lsrsS)

313 For some vehicles (my F-150) a complete headlight assembly including the bulb (pop the old assembly out pop the new one in) can be purchased from Amazon cheaper than purchasing the items necessary to polish and coat the old lens.

Posted by: Braenyard
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"Headlight assembly"? Heh. On my '70, it's just *the bulbs* There's no plastic cover. Round lamps. Used to be $1.29 each at any hardware store... grrr.

Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 09:31 PM (rdVOm)

314 more, "His father is a high rank veteran of the the sanctioned ministry of security and intelligence,
His mom was the spokesperson for those who took American diplomats hostage.
Allowing these people to poison the American minds is not tolerance, it is a mix of stupidity and corruption."

DEPORT! DEPORT!
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:26 PM (GD0B3)

***

I wonder who knew?
And I wonder why the so-called pro-Iran, anti-Mullahs group of Iranians living in LA didn't make this public knowledge?
I smell more deep state corruption.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:31 PM (2WIwB)

315 Colored rims?

No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 06, 2026 09:32 PM (FXMrO)

316 Sadly I'm going to need new tires for my 150 soon.
$$$!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026


***
I just spent close to $500 for a front pair of Continentals with road hazard warranty, installation, and balancing. And that shop had the lowest price I could find for that size, $174 each; TireRack wanted $220.

Car rides even better now. The trip to KS should be fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:32 PM (wzUl9)

317
A solar day on the Moon is exactly 1 synodic month long. You get about two weeks of daylight, and two weeks of night at any spot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:32 PM (w6EFb)

318 In 69-71 Chrysler offered Mod Tops, paisley vinyl tops on several models, Fury, Barracuda, Coronet. They weren't hugely popular.

Posted by: Auto Autist at April 06, 2026 09:33 PM (oftw2)

319 Sadly I'm going to need new tires for my 150 soon.
$$$!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:27 PM (2WIwB)

My brother has a diesel dodge ram. He has 32-33 inch tires. He's looking at 2k in tires for something good. Ouch!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 09:33 PM (snZF9)

320
According to Justice Ketanji Brown, the pilot who broke into (crash landed) Iran, is now Iranian.
Posted by: rickb223

================

Has Judge Boasberg ordered Hegseth to drop Dude 44 Bravo back on the mountaintop?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 09:33 PM (n7rxJ)

321
And Christina says it got cold in the capsule during the dark phase. Chicks always messing with the thermostat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (w6EFb)

322 Hi friends! Just got home and need to catch up with the world.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (OoFl2)

323 Those old round headlights never got fogged unless they went bad and then you could buy another for a few bucks. That's what progress has brought us. Foggy headlights.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (vFG9F)

324 I have 2 Miatas, a '91brg and a 2003. Don't get a Miata owner started talking about them, they won't stop

Posted by: davidt at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (Q+gd/)

325 "Headlight assembly"? Heh. On my '70, it's just *the bulbs* There's no plastic cover. Round lamps. Used to be $1.29 each at any hardware store... grrr.
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026


***
I remember changing those on the '75 Maverick. Simple job. On the '65 Mercury there was a tight spring behind the sealed beam; I had to use locking pliers to pull the spring forward enough to get the bulb out far enough to unhook the old and hook up the new.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:35 PM (wzUl9)

326 So when they get done with this moon thing are they going to have a Hendrix impersonator play the Star Spangled Banner for the return ceremony?

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 06, 2026 09:35 PM (PUrHv)

327 The advanced nuclear energy company Antares received U.S. Department of Energy (DOE) approval of the Documented Safety Analysis for its Mark-0 reactor under DOE standard 1271.
...
Antares is building compact nuclear microreactors to deliver reliable, rapidly deployable energy where it’s needed most [a new subdivision near you]: remote military bases, austere industrial sites, and, one day, deep space and underwater missions.

Antares is building the reactor at the Idaho National Laboratory

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 09:35 PM (v+nOL)

328 Oh the song is bawdy!

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 09:36 PM (OoFl2)

329 I wonder who knew?
And I wonder why the so-called pro-Iran, anti-Mullahs group of Iranians living in LA didn't make this public knowledge?
I smell more deep state corruption.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:31 PM (2WIwB)

I smell Project Gunrunner. But with mullahs. Let's bring them here so we can monitor them! 40 years later...their offspring is born in the US , and children teach Americans about how to be better jihadis.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:36 PM (GD0B3)

330 Davidt, there is a 91 and a 95 in my backyard. 91 belongs to #2 son.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:36 PM (vFG9F)

331 I have 2 Miatas, a '91brg and a 2003. Don't get a Miata owner started talking about them, they won't stop
Posted by: davidt at April 06, 2026


***
I'd love to drive one someday. But it wouldn't be practical for me -- or most people, I suspect -- as an only car.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:36 PM (wzUl9)

332 Whoops. Time I went to make the coffee for the morning. Back in a bit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:38 PM (wzUl9)

333 318 In 69-71 Chrysler offered Mod Tops, paisley vinyl tops on several models, Fury, Barracuda, Coronet. They weren't hugely popular.
Posted by: Auto Autist

====

Nicely done comment number. IYKYK

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 09:38 PM (gpQ8/)

334 Here’s a selection from the Talbot Brothers that could have been something Honest 2 Betsy might have used (but without her):

https://is.gd/q1zgkK

Goes to YouTube.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 09:38 PM (ZVgZ4)

335 Those old round headlights never got fogged unless they went bad and then you could buy another for a few bucks. That's what progress has brought us. Foggy headlights.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (vFG9F)

Modern headlight are one metric fuckton brighter though. Better field of light as well. Sure, it looks like everyone's brights are on...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

336 And Christina says it got cold in the capsule during the dark phase. Chicks always messing with the thermostat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (w6EFb)

I always bring a sweater. And a Biffy bag, if I'm gonna be in the boonies. You never know.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (FrGmf)

337

Husband bought a Nissan Pathfinder three years ago.

I hate that car. The seats end about mid thigh. It's annoying because I'm tall. He is short so it doesn't bother him.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (3ek7K)

338 I know one thing, black cars and Texas summers don't mix.
Garage or not, you have to park sometimes under the sun.
If the interior is black, it will be an oven.
Posted by: Case at April 06, 2026 09:21 PM (pvf3X)

I have a black truck but also have a garage. Only problem I have otherwise is grocery shopping which I've solved by having insulated bags for my refrigerated foods.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (V4IXI)

339 I had a 1984 Bl*zer until 2002. I loved that rig.

K5. Two doors. You had to unlatch the passenger side seat to crawl into the back. It was a tank. My boys loved it. 236,000 miles. My future ex husband made me give it up so he could have another work vehicle.

I cried when we traded it in. It never left me stranded. I towed all kinds of others off the sand and mud and snow. You had to drive backwards and wiggle the steering wheel to disengage the hubs from 4wd.

I miss that truck.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (grvRu)

340 We had a 1972 Volvo wagon. We paid $300 for it. It needed the head rebuilt. A friend who lived in Chicago saw it sitting on the street, had been there for more than a year. He talked to the owner and he didn't want it. Drained the gas out of it, put some fresh in and drove it to Aurora. It had 100,000 plus on it and we put another 150,000 on it.
That was a good car. The best deal we ever got on a vehicle.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (nz1sK)

341 My 1960 VW Bus has clear glass covers over the round headlight bulbs. Both covers are original and just as clear as the day they left the Wolfsburg factory on 4/28/60.

Posted by: Nostalgia Ain't What It Used To Be at April 06, 2026 09:40 PM (oftw2)

342 The new miatas look sharp (I like the retractable hard top) but it looks like visibility is shit compared to my old one. Too much shit in the way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

343 I will never again be a passenger in a Miata drive ln on the interstate. Never ever.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:41 PM (V4IXI)

344 The Apollo guys landed early in the lunar morning. Temperature swings are very wide on the surface, maybe something like +150F to -150F.

It was roughly +90F in sunlight and they needed cooling apparatus in their backpacks to avoid overheating. They had undergarments with hundreds of thin plastic tubing circulating water carried to an outside heat exchanger, a radiator basically. Sublimation type I think.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 09:41 PM (txZoB)

345 That little girl complaining about the apple and water bottle in her backpack and whatnot is a hoot.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:41 PM (K3f7J)

346 I put white wall radials from Corker on the 65 Spitfire. They were only about $100 each. It's got wire wheels, 13". I changed the tires myself on a manual tire changer in the backyard. It's kind of a pain because you have to use a tube. I doubt I could even find a tire shop to mess with them.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:30 PM (vFG9F)

Two of my bikes came with white wall tires, which usually I despise, but they belong on them because one has an older styling, and the other is a touring bike which also is part of the look. One of them needs new tires. $300+ each for something good. Mounting them is a bitch too. Did I mention I despise white walls?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 09:42 PM (snZF9)

347 The song isn’t bawdy. He says what he is giving her at the end of the song, and it is perfectly acceptable. What were you thinking?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 09:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

348 driven . stupid autocorrect diaf.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:42 PM (V4IXI)

349
lol Nemo

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:42 PM (3ek7K)

350 Since we're bragging cars, I love my 2005 BMW 330 ci.
I got it in 2008 and it only had 3200 miles. Today it just went past 45,000. Garaged the entire time. Its a blast to drive, especially with the top down, and my grandkids are all arguing over who gets it when I croak.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:43 PM (2WIwB)

351 So Tucker is now completely insane. Today he’s saying the the only reason Trump attacked Iran is because Trump is a crazed mass murderer who loves killing. I wish I was exaggerating.

Well he finally got pushed to show his true face completely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 09:43 PM (UA2di)

352 Modern headlight are one metric fuckton brighter though. Better field of light as well. Sure, it looks like everyone's brights are on...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026


***
And since SUVs ride higher, even the low beams go right into your eyes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:44 PM (wzUl9)

353 347 The song isn’t bawdy. He says what he is giving her at the end of the song, and it is perfectly acceptable. What were you thinking?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06,

Ummm…so I need new tires on the JCW mini.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 09:44 PM (OoFl2)

354 >>>It's not a "dark side of the moon"! It's the "far side of the moon".

>I don't get it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (Fbc0I)

355 318... Nicely done comment number. IYKYK
Posted by: 2009Refugee


The voters in the Council of Nicaea?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (gKWVE)

356 My cat has a new hobby. During the night, he tromps on my chest at random times. He's not losing any weight, I tell you what.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (CHHv1)

357 I love the moon scenes in the movie Ad Astra.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (V4IXI)

358 And since SUVs ride higher, even the low beams go right into your eyes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:44 PM (wzUl9)

Even with the mustang, I constantly have people flash their brights at me. My brights are not on. Dad burned that into me- only when you cannot see headlights or taillights in front of you- no matter how far away they are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)

359

BC,

awwwww, Robert loves you and wants to be close to you.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:47 PM (3ek7K)

360 Does the dark side of the moon ever get light?

Posted by: Random commenter at April 06, 2026 09:47 PM (zZu0s)

361 356 My cat has a new hobby. During the night, he tromps on my chest at random times. He's not losing any weight, I tell you what.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 09:45 PM (CHHv1)

He misses you. Wake up !

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:47 PM (V4IXI)

362 Nicely done comment number. IYKYK
Posted by: 2009Refugee

Slap.a decent carb on that and it'll move.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (2WIwB)

363 Vintage cars and trucks had a long, circuitous wiring route, from the battery, switch, firewall and dash, down to the bright switch on the floor, out to the lights. Numerous grounds and connections, which quickly became corroded. High resistance.

Headlights don’t (or didn’t) use fuses, for safety reasons. Breakers, incorporated in the switch. All that corrosion raised the resistance and the switch gets hot.

SO, “back in the day” you might find yourself driving at night on a long trip - and your headlights go out! Not fun. Headlight relays obviated this problem and keep the drama away.

Good clean tight grounds and connections are important in the old school cars and trucks.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (txZoB)

364

Isn't there a song that says Close to You?

I don't know if it is lyrics or the title.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)

365 Since we're bragging cars, I love my 2005 BMW 330 ci.
I got it in 2008 and it only had 3200 miles. Today it just went past 45,000. Garaged the entire time. Its a blast to drive, especially with the top down, and my grandkids are all arguing over who gets it when I croak.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026


***
My fling with BMW was just that, a spring romance. A 2015 3 Series sport sedan, the base model with run flat tires (that oddly were not hard and stiff to drive on), all kinds of features, gold over cream, 240 hp. Got totaled in a rainstorm flood three months after I bought it. Guess it just wasn't meant to be.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (wzUl9)

366 I liked the movie Moon. Although I don't remember the plot. Some dude stranded, maybe? I recall it was better than most Hollywood slop.
We saw it in the theater even.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (FrGmf)

367 If not cloudy tonight, take a gander at the Moon. The dark park of the disc to the west is the piece of the Moon being illuminated by the earthshine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:17 PM (w6EFb)

I remember when there’s a fingernail moon you can see the earthshine on the dark portion pretty easily.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (UA2di)

368 Isn't there a song that says Close to You?

I don't know if it is lyrics or the title.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)

The Carpenters

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (V4IXI)

369 >> The Apollo guys landed early in the lunar morning.

Careful planning went into that. They wanted it to early morning at the landing site for several reasons. One was thermal control. They wanted the surface just warming up after the 2-week long night.

Second, they wanted a low sun angle during landing to cast long shadows to see surface relief. Also, with the rovers, a low sun made for a nice navigation reference. It didn't move much over the course of their say, and if it all else failed, they could reckon position from the sun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (w6EFb)

370 Isn't there a song that says Close to You?

I don't know if it is lyrics or the title.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026


***
One of the Carpenters' early hits, "(I Long to Be) Close to You."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (wzUl9)

371
Thanks Harry. I'm old and couldn't remember, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (3ek7K)

372 Isn't there a song that says Close to You?

I don't know if it is lyrics or the title.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)

Just like me, they long to be Close To You. Ladada.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary channeling the carpenters at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (FrGmf)

373 In the old days we would mount driving lights right on the front bumper. Try doing that nowadays. What bumper?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (vFG9F)

374 liked the movie Moon. Although I don't remember the plot. Some dude stranded, maybe? I recall it was better than most Hollywood slop.
We saw it in the theater even.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:49 PM (FrGmf)

Clones

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (V4IXI)

375 Isn't there a song that says Close to You?

I don't know if it is lyrics or the title.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)

Close to you.

The Carpenters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)

376

Everytime I refresh the page I see the tortoise face.

It does have a sweet looking face. It looks like he/she is smiling.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:51 PM (3ek7K)

377 grok...
"The phrase "dark side of the Moon" is really just an old, misleading way of saying "the side we can't see....astronomically speaking, there's no mysterious eternally dark hemisphere. Both sides get plenty of sunshine."
Posted by: runner


Dark as in "dark ages," I guess. Lack of knowledge, not lack of light.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 09:51 PM (VHUov)

378 Wolfus,
That's a real shame. Sorry to hear it.
I know I have a good one when I take it into the German auto repair shop for oil changes, and he offers to buy it.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 09:52 PM (2WIwB)

379 My cat has a new hobby. During the night, he tromps on my chest at random times. He's not losing any weight, I tell you what.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026
*
He misses you. Wake up !
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026


***
Big black Stirling has been doing that more often than not for the last couple of months. Fourteen pounds and he kicks me in the ribs as he leaps across me. And at 3:45 almost exactly every morning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:52 PM (wzUl9)

380 Run flat tires suck in every possible way

Handling: 0
Wear: 0
Price: The worst

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:53 PM (JkO4W)

381 Clones

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (V4IXI)

Yeah. That was it. It was an OK film.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:53 PM (FrGmf)

382 Piper,
In case you missed my comment to you earlier:

Ferragamo is now making sneakers.

As you are our resident fashionista, I thought you should know.

Posted by: Wenda at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (QNSS1)

383
Because of lunar libration, we see, over the long term, about 59% of the surface. There's libration in longitude and latitude and they have different periods. It takes about 6 years, and maybe as much as 18 yr (nodal precession cycle) to see all of that 59%.

Over the course of any few successive months, you'll come close to the 59% but not the full monty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

384 Those old round headlights never got fogged unless they went bad and then you could buy another for a few bucks. That's what progress has brought us. Foggy headlights.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 09:34 PM (vFG9F)

Modern headlight are one metric fuckton brighter though. Better field of light as well. Sure, it looks like everyone's brights are on...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

Yup, new lights are super bright. Harley always used the regular sealed beam headlights you found on cars, and eventually they switched to lights that use the H-4 halogen bulbs which you can change to even brighter ones, or switch them to an LED bulb. They are the same size as the regular sealed beam headlight so you can retro fit older bikes without changing the entire housing. Just pop out the sealed beam and put the new unit in. Because of that they fit the old classic muscle car. I'm soooo looking to do that, because those old sealed beams are absolutely frigging useless on that car. For $30 each I solve a huge problem.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (snZF9)

385 Clones

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:50 PM (V4IXI)

Yeah. That was it. It was an OK film.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:53 PM (FrGmf)

I thought it was really good for a one man movie.

Sam Rockwell always brings it .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (V4IXI)

386 Wolfus,
That's a real shame. Sorry to hear it.
I know I have a good one when I take it into the German auto repair shop for oil changes, and he offers to buy it.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026


***
I'd bought two oil filters on FCPEuro and the proper oil at Walmart, all ready to go for the BMW's first oil change on my watch. The Buick didn't take that grade of oil. I traded the BMW stuff to my mechanic for my first change on the LaCrosse, so it all worked out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (wzUl9)

387 The run flats on the mustang are not horrific. Hard as fuck. Wear well. Handle for shit (but I am also coming off a miata.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 09:55 PM (zZu0s)

388 ONT is NOOD and EARLY.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 09:55 PM (VHUov)

389 un flat tires suck in every possible way

Handling: 0
Wear: 0
Price: The worst
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026


***
When the time came, I was going to give the BMW regular tires and somehow find a spare to keep in the (frankly too small) trunk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:56 PM (wzUl9)

390 Publius, how much navigation can be manually performed by the Orion crew? The Apollo missions could get aligned with a sextant and stars and the rest of it, in a pinch. They wanted to be able to get home again one way or another. Independent of Mission Control, if radio comms were lost, or the Soviets jammed frequencies, or the computer horked.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 09:56 PM (txZoB)

391 I thought it was really good for a one man movie.

Sam Rockwell always brings it .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 09:54 PM (V4IXI)

It was a much better than average film, for sure.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (FrGmf)

392 And since SUVs ride higher, even the low beams go right into your eyes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:44 PM (wzUl9)

I have two newer small SUVs with the super bright LEDs.
The low beams are very precise, if a bit wide. With no other cars on the road they do not even light up mail boxes, the posts but not high enough to light up the boxes.

That said, there are a LOT of MFers that run all their lights all the time. You can because if they are behind you there are harsh shadows and signs higher than mail boxes are lit up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 09:58 PM (/lPRQ)

393 Diogenes, I will say I miss the BMW from time to time. It needed premium gas, as you know, but I got 27 mpg on a regular basis with city driving. And the car accelerated and took curves like nothing else I'd ever driven -- living up to the BMW reputation for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:58 PM (wzUl9)

394 sock off

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 07, 2026 09:27 AM (w9Wax)

Blowin' Up Stuff Real Good Open Thread

This guy is funny. He's a good shot, so he must know about gun safety. But his familiarity breeds contempt. For example, can you spot which weapon-handling mistakes he's making in this video?

I've cued up these videos to the most explosive parts, but there's a lot of good stuff throughout them.

Hunting oxygen tanks.

Shooting an oxygen tank inside a car.

Firing all four barrels of a four barrel shotgun at a watermelon at inadvisably close range.

In one of the dumbest "tests" he does, he puts a grenade in an oven and then blasts it with a flamethrower for a minute (from a yard away, mind you) to see what happens. I don't know if this is real. There's a cut between the grilling of the grenade and the actual detonation.

Shooting a crossbow bolt through spray propellant cans.

A .50 cal Barrett versus propane and oxygen and acetylene tanks. Stay with this one until he takes the second shot, and then skip ahead to him shooting the other tanks. He takes another big second shot here, too.

Shooting a whole bunch of propane and oxygen tanks with an M60.

Can you blow up oxygen and propane tanks inside a van you've rigged to drive in a circle by shooting it with a .50 cal machine gun? I should warn you this one's a damp squib but it's fun watching the van get shot to pieces.

In this one, he shoots at a Pepsi vending machine with ever-larger calibers. He only does real damage with the Barret and I think the .408. I've cued it up to the part after that, when he decides to just put a grenade in it.

Can you explode an oxygen tank inside a safe with armor-piercing incendiary rounds?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




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1 245tv3w4gy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (n7rxJ)

2
I promise, I just said something very profound in the last thread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (n7rxJ)

3 Called the others up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (lFFaq)

4 By the way, do they have any place where they can go hang out in leisure and luxury, like Hamas in Qatar? Or are they stuck in Iran? (I mean, except for the fact that it would be VERRYYY difficult for them to slip out right now.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Some were hanging out in LA.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 05:43 PM (/lPRQ)

5 Boom

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 05:43 PM (fE6HJ)

6 BOOM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 05:43 PM (W2Pud)

7 So, it’s a gun thread?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 05:44 PM (W2Pud)

8 I promise, I just said something very profound in the last thread.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Not me! I'd hate to break my string.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (cYBz/)

9 >> Orion is now only 5000 miles or so away from the Moon, traveling at a very slow 972 mph....

Hopefully they will have enough momentum to break Lunar orbit and return to Earth.
---------------

That is the geocentric speed, their speed relative to the center of the Erf. It is indeed poking. It's selenocentric (or cythnionocentric) speed will be much higher, but they aren't reporting that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (w6EFb)

10 Can you explode an oxygen tank inside a safe with armor-piercing incendiary rounds?

I'd hate to be anywhere near the answer.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (IifOV)

11 President Trump: "Hold my soda!"

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

12 Yay, gubs ... big big gubs!

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Q/FnY)

13

And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
The toilet on the dark side of the moon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)

14 That is the geocentric speed, their speed relative to the center of the Erf. It is indeed poking. It's selenocentric (or cythnionocentric) speed will be much higher, but they aren't reporting that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (w6EFb)
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Yeah, I checked with Grok and it explained the actual orbital mechanics in more detail.

Everything seems to be going according to plan. The numbers just seem misleading.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 05:46 PM (ESVrU)

15 And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
The toilet on the dark side of the moon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)
====

"Honey, you'll never guess where I'm calling from!"

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (rj6Yv)

16 So, it’s a gun thread?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 05:44 PM (W2Pud)

"Where's The Kaboom? There Was Supposed To Be An Earth-Shattering Kaboom!" -- Marvin the Martian

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (S/Y4j)

17
It is 1:17 am in Tehran.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (mS8PE)

18
About an hour until loss of signal from Artemis as it goes behind the Moon from our perspective. The Deep Space Network can get through the Moon. That will last about 40 minutes

We should get some "earthset" followed by earthrise shots then.

BTW, from the POV of the Moon, it's now a waxing crescent Erf.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (w6EFb)

19 Lieutenant, what do those pulse rifles fire?

10 mm explosive tipped caseless, light armor piercing round, why?


Uhhhhhh...Apone! We can't have any firing in there!

Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 05:48 PM (7gpcF)

20 About an hour until loss of signal from Artemis as it goes behind the Moon from our perspective. The Deep Space Network can get through the Moon. That will last about 40 minutes

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (w6EFb)
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That's when the aliens will make their move and replace the crew with cloned replicants.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 05:49 PM (ESVrU)

21 Dammit. Willowed:

Sobering news tonight: the Iranians have captured a Teriaki Beef Stick. It is not expected to survive.

How does this diminish American prestige?

Posted by: This is CNN at April 06, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)

22 Oh yeah, he shit in my spacesuit too.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 06, 2026 05:50 PM (Nei6w)

23 Man Loses Leg After Shooting Lawnmower Filled With Tannerite

https://is.gd/xSKPxr

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You'd think they'd have warning labels about that sort of thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 05:50 PM (ndZc7)

24 Not sure if this has been posted yet. Hahaha, fucking creep.


A Democratic activist says she is working with multiple women preparing to come forward with sexual harassment allegations against California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (NtVYv)

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:51 PM (NtVYv)

25 "Where's The Kaboom? There Was Supposed To Be An Earth-Shattering Kaboom!" -- Marvin the Martian
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (S/Y4j)

"Where's The Kaboom? There Was Supposed To Be An Iran-Shattering Kaboom!" - President Donald Trump

(grin)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:52 PM (S/Y4j)

26
My hat is off to the boys at JPL managing the DSN. THis is the first time the DSN has supported a manned mission since Apollo.

Artemis gets priority above all for bandwidth, but we've got a shit ton of other spacecraft, such as Mars orbiters and rovers, Jupiter probes, and a bunch of others. The JPL boys are juggling all that. The live feed from Artemis is impressive in that context.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:52 PM (w6EFb)

27 202 The next AI target is authors. Probably backed by the Big 5 so they don't have to pay writers. AI books, all royalties to the house.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (DAuKx)

I've seen a ton of what I assume is AI SF. It has a nostalgic 30s 40s atmosphere where the Terrans are special compared to other aliens are making friends with alien kitten terrors.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)


Years before GenAI was good enough, the HFY subreddit was pumping out lots of awesome "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" stories -- mostly fiction, mostly sci-fi. Plenty of interest from real human writers in making that sort of content.

Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:52 PM (Sy6m/)

28 24 Not sure if this has been posted yet. Hahaha, fucking creep.


A Democratic activist says she is working with multiple women preparing to come forward with sexual harassment allegations against California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:51 PM (NtVYv)
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Yeah the CA dems are panicking because of the jungle primary and they are whipping out the artillery on Fartswell.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 05:52 PM (oqH4h)

29 About an hour until loss of signal from Artemis as it goes behind the Moon from our perspective. The Deep Space Network can get through the Moon. That will last about 40 minutes

We should get some "earthset" followed by earthrise shots then.

BTW, from the POV of the Moon, it's now a waxing crescent Erf.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (w6EFb)
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I read somewhere that there were plans to use inactive comm channels on the lunar observatory satellites orbiting the Moon as relay stations when the manned missions are out of direct contact with Earth.

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 05:54 PM (rj6Yv)

30 "Everything seems to be going according to plan. The numbers just seem misleading."

IOW, media doing what they do best.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 05:54 PM (MIIRH)

31 Years before GenAI was good enough, the HFY subreddit was pumping out lots of awesome "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" stories -- mostly fiction, mostly sci-fi. Plenty of interest from real human writers in making that sort of content.
Posted by: SciVo


I used to read some of those. The one I liked best started getting really gay in world-breaking ways, so I gave up on it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 05:54 PM (a+4eV)

32 This reminds me of the Left-wing(?) politicians making the video of shooting metal targets at close-range. The ricochets surprised them.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:55 PM (NWwW8)

33 >> Everything seems to be going according to plan. The numbers just seem misleading.

They did do a course correction burn yesterday late, just a smidge. After TLI, there was only .08% error in trajectory, and they were able to skip two of the planned course correction burns.

They are dead on course, everything on the bullseye.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:57 PM (w6EFb)

34 Anytime you go to Reddit for something other than real-world, hard-fact data on how to do a particular thing or how it works, you should expect it to get extremely gay.

The creative types lean that way to begin with, and then they go on Reddit where it's a hypergay echo chamber of queers tugging on each others' no-no parts with nothing to check them. It's gonna get gay AF.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 05:57 PM (oqH4h)

35 Sobering news tonight: the Iranians have captured a Teriaki Beef Stick. It is not expected to survive.

How does this diminish American prestige?
Posted by: This is CNN

Clearly, they didn't grab it in a Buc-ee's. The patrons would have thrown the Iranians into the brisket ovens.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 05:57 PM (cYBz/)

36
We have captured American Pilots tube of toothpaste.

Posted by: Iran IRGC at April 06, 2026 05:58 PM (IifOV)

37 I hope that “Robotic Soldier” is remotely controlled by an operator and NOT run by autonomous AI. We’re on the edge of a P. K. Dick dystopia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:58 PM (NWwW8)

38 Hatari, yeah, it was posted earlier today.
Although the antiSwalwell op is assuredly a Porter op, I still have this to say for the gassy one
youtu.be/YAbYsxd3ADg

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 05:59 PM (gKWVE)

39 Some were hanging out in LA."

To Live and Die in LA?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 05:59 PM (cGjQu)

40 Thought maybe the lake was filled with methane

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

41 They did do a course correction burn yesterday late, just a smidge. After TLI, there was only .08% error in trajectory, and they were able to skip two of the planned course correction burns.

They are dead on course, everything on the bullseye.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 05:57 PM (w6EFb)
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Which is mind-boggling considering the distances and tolerances required.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:00 PM (ESVrU)

42 That oven is probably not AI. Those crazy Mexicans are always blowing interesting things.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:00 PM (v+nOL)

43 Im pretty sure its damp squid.

Posted by: Callister Raine at April 06, 2026 06:00 PM (BT2zc)

44 FNC's show "The Five" just aired a segment about a recent SNL skit (Holy Saturday eve) about a Trump assassination that had the studio audience howling with laughter.

I was a young adult when JFK was shot dead in Dallas, and this SNL thing makes me wonder. If we'd had short-news-cycle cable in 1963, and BlueSky and X and Reddit at our fingertips on our little devices, what would have been the reaction to half the country jumping with joy about the guy they did not vote for getting his brains blown out by a sniper?

What would you do today, if someone blew Trump's brains out and you witnessed dancing in the streets?

Would there be a slow boil and a civil war? Or would we all just chill?

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 06, 2026 06:01 PM (KiBMU)

45 Oh Noes: we’ve lost contact with the Artemis space capsule. Will the crew survive? Will they ever fix that toilet?!
/sarc

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:01 PM (NWwW8)

46 Technical description of what the Can Cannon by X-Products does:

"It launches stuff."


(That dude might be an exceptionally knowledgable person relative to firearms. But, he, also, strikes me as the same type of person who said "WATCH THIS" quite a lot as a kid, and spent more than his fair share of time in the Emergency Room)

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 06:01 PM (dIske)

47 Well, despite the likely death.... everyone should at one time or another shoot something explosive.

Depending on range, of course.

Or stupidity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 06:03 PM (AkEZC)

48 Wow, top of the hour.

MS Now is still on President Trump. Their 1.7 million viewers can't get enough I guess.

I also question their polling.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)

49 I'm pretty disappointed in the moon pictures coming back right now. Looks like 70s TV feed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 06:04 PM (NtVYv)

50 I guess this means California will get the PortaBeast.

Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 06:04 PM (T8bqm)

51 The afternoon comment threads seem to be a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 06, 2026 06:04 PM (P5A9z)

52 46 Technical description of what the Can Cannon by X-Products does:

"It launches stuff."

-------

If you have the land to use it, the Can Cannon is hilariously good fun.

Snap it onto an AR-15 lower, load up blanks, buy a couple cases of cheap soda and have your buddy standing next to you with a a shotgun waiting to yell "Pull!"

I may have personal experience.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)

53 Parler just commented that if Trump really wanted to irk the Iranian regime, he could threaten to send Newsom over to run things"
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That would violate the Geneva Convention

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2026 06:05 PM (vE0+H)

54 >>>43 Im pretty sure its damp squid.
Posted by: Callister Raine

hah I just saw that episode of the IT crowd.

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 06:05 PM (1wjle)

55 The Lapua did not penetrate the sodawater vending machine. Surprise!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:06 PM (v+nOL)

56 >>>If you have the land to use it, the Can Cannon is hilariously good fun.

I don't think it's rated for use as a grenade launcher tho

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 06:07 PM (1wjle)

57 >>I don't think it's rated for use as a grenade launcher tho


This is another Foil in the Oven situation.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:08 PM (TLp3A)

58 JFK was a Democrat icon. If he were assassinated today there would be mourning on both the right and the left. If Trump were assassinated today there would be celebrations from much of the left, because they are a party of feelings, not thoughtful reflection. The right would mourn, but would also think about what the left’s reaction means, and would consider what should be done about it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:08 PM (NWwW8)

59 The whole point of warning labels is to give kids some idea of what to do.

Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 06:09 PM (T8bqm)

60 Those were good splosions!

here's some info btw:
https://tinyurl.com/4dhr3dhw

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2026 06:09 PM (n5tGW)

61 I don't think it's rated for use as a grenade launcher tho
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 06:07 PM (1wjle)
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I've been known to yell "hey y'all watch this" in my younger years more than a few times but no I wouldn't trust it to fire a live grenade far enough to not blow my junk off.

It will chuck a soda can about 100 yards though.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 06:09 PM (oqH4h)

62 I once shot one of those camp stove propane bottles with a 30-.06.

Was anticlimactic; the gas just jetted out--no flame, no explosion.

Sad.

"Son, that's no way to treat Lady Propane" said Hank Hill.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (HXT0k)

63 The space toilet has gone tits up again.

Bring it home. Blow it up real good.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (Y1sOo)

64 Can't get enthused about a rocket going around the moon. We've been there and done more before my time.

This event is akin to two couples driving a model T cross country. Except the model T's commode wouldn't stop up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (v+nOL)

65 Sometimes SNL clips are on YouTube wonder if that one is?

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)

66 Didn't Space Toilet open for David Bowie in like '86?

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 06:11 PM (oqH4h)

67 The line in Galaxy Quest "and then it exploded" actually caused me to shoot soda out of my nose the first time I saw it. Another reason to love that movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (19SAM)

68 Moar~!

@ScottPresler
BREAKING Maine’s Supreme Court ruled that expanding Ranked Choice Voting to general elections is unconstitutional!

This is a huge, massive, earthquake of a victory for the people of Maine.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (diia5)

69 Apparently, Space Toilet is a hard down for the rest of the trip. Crew is breaking out the diapers.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)

70 Blowed up real good.
/agreeably

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (RIvkX)

71
Can't get enthused about this next voyage to the New World. Columbus has been there and done that. -- Some guy c. 1500s.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:15 PM (w6EFb)

72 Of course those guys have nothing compared to the nightly war pron images released.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2026 06:15 PM (n5tGW)

73 I think the quality of the images now is better than in the late 60s/early 70s, unless you are talking about the Hasseblad photographic images, but you didn’t get those until after the flight: you had to take the film and develop it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:15 PM (NWwW8)

74 Apparently, Space Toilet is a hard down for the rest of the trip. Crew is breaking out the diapers.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)

Joe Biden is being considered for the crew of Artemis 3. He already knows how to use them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 06:16 PM (S/Y4j)

75 408 cytek is the first one to make it trough the vending machine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:16 PM (v+nOL)

76 .408???

We know about 409s, but .408?

Posted by: zombie Beach Boys at April 06, 2026 06:16 PM (0sNs1)

77 If I was on the Artemis right before the comms blackout:

Ahh, Roger Houston, we’re about to lose all comms and OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2026 06:17 PM (u73oe)

78 >>Apparently, Space Toilet is a hard down for the rest of the trip. Crew is breaking out the diapers.


Mission Control: Just shit in a bag and throw it out the window. Over.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:17 PM (TLp3A)

79 Moar~!

@ScottPresler
BREAKING Maine’s Supreme Court ruled that expanding Ranked Choice Voting to general elections is unconstitutional!

This is a huge, massive, earthquake of a victory for the people of Maine.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (diia5)

having it in any election is. One man one vote one person.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)

80 Whatever happened to the wacko female astronaut who wore diapers from Houston to FL?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (FrGmf)

81 Can you blow up oxygen and propane tanks inside a van you've rigged to drive in a circle by shooting it with a .50 cal machine gun?[/]

I'll take "More Stuff That the European Mind Can't Comprehend" for $600, Alex.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (FguBe)

82 >> Ahh, Roger Houston, we’re about to lose all comms and OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?

Neil Armstrong and Buzz and some of the others actually joked about stuff like that, such as when he first stepped on the Moon. "That's one small step for a man, OMG! WHAT IS THAT THING!!!! AIEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (w6EFb)

83 Dammit.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (FguBe)

84 >>cytek is the first one to make it trough the vending machine.


I would be looking more at bullet construction than caliber if I was looking to punch holes in steel.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:19 PM (TLp3A)

85 >>>We know about 409s, but .408?

408, 409, whatever gets the job done.

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 06:20 PM (1wjle)

86 Ah, the robot .50 cal....R2FU.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 06:20 PM (blKXD)

87 Apparently, Space Toilet is a hard down for the rest of the trip. Crew is breaking out the diapers.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)
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Priority ONE for the next manned mission to/around the Moon is going to be a working toilet.

The crew should go on strike if it doesn't work.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:20 PM (ESVrU)

88 That ranked voting is a scam to push Marxists

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)

89 This event is akin to two couples driving a model T cross country. Except the model T's commode wouldn't stop up.

Posted by: Braenyard


I didn’t know the Model T came in an RV configuration.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:21 PM (NWwW8)

90 Apparently, Space Toilet is a hard down for the rest of the trip. Crew is breaking out the diapers.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)

—————-

The chili cook off on the return trip has been canceled.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2026 06:22 PM (u73oe)

91 The 408's so heavy he could barely hold it up.

The 50 BMG is next.

The BMG didn't make it through. It did make a bump on the back side. The 408's a monster.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:22 PM (v+nOL)

92
I don't know if the toilet is completely down or not. The trouble is the waste water venting system now. The damn thing has been tending to freeze up and vents slow. Crapper's full problem.

They had Christina at one time giving detailed reports of the venting clouds she was seeing. They tried to turn the capsule so the vent was facing the sun to help de-ice it. That did increase the flow rate a little, but it's still too slow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:22 PM (w6EFb)

93 Whatever happened to the wacko female astronaut who wore diapers from Houston to FL?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


Didn’t she go to prison?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:23 PM (NWwW8)

94
What would you do today, if someone blew Trump's brains out and you witnessed dancing in the streets?
Would there be a slow boil and a civil war? Or would we all just chill?
Posted by: M. Gaga

I'd go to jail for expressing my 1st amendment freedom of speech in a kinetic fashion. Unless of course, my buddy was destroying any cellphone pointed at me. Then it would a beaten the fuck up retard's short term memory loss against my word.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 06, 2026 06:23 PM (QVmho)

95
It's a shitty situation.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (3ek7K)

96 >> wacko female astronaut who wore diapers from

Lisa Nowak. She's in the private sector now, still in Houston area.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (w6EFb)

97 31 Years before GenAI was good enough, the HFY subreddit was pumping out lots of awesome "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" stories -- mostly fiction, mostly sci-fi. Plenty of interest from real human writers in making that sort of content.
Posted by: SciVo

I used to read some of those. The one I liked best started getting really gay in world-breaking ways, so I gave up on it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 05:54 PM (a+4eV)


Reddit was a terrible venue, in part because The Deathworlders got so much fanfic that it took other pages to keep track of the complete list, then which ones were canon, and then the chronological reading order. And none of that kept track of which ones you'd already read, aside from your open tabs or the color of the hyperlink. Then "First Contact" was awesome but also getting confusing to follow on that terrible website, oh but I just remembered that he also put it on Royal Road so I should just re-read it from the start:

First Contact by Ralts Bloodthorne
royalroad.com/fiction/33726/first-contact

Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (Sy6m/)

98 Lisa Nowak. She's in the private sector now, still in Houston area.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (w6EFb)

Thanks. What a weird story that was.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:25 PM (FrGmf)

99 69 Apparently, Space Toilet is a hard down for the rest of the trip. Crew is breaking out the diapers.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Y1sOo)


Meh. They volunteered to be astronauts and for this mission.

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 06:25 PM (5rh/l)

100 By the title, I was hoping this was real-time footage of the Iranian military getting decimated.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 06:26 PM (aZm/F)

101 This war would have never started if we just released the Epstein files back in December like the DOJ was required to do. Trump should be in prison, yet he’s in the Whitehouse in way over his head and is going to get our service men and women killed. All because our president is an *alleged* sexual predator. This is an absolute travesty
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Just saw this from the Redditard Report.

These guys are beyond insane.

They've dug through a Kentucky's worth of horseshit and they're still convinced the pony is hidden in there somewhere.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 06:26 PM (HXT0k)

102 The chili cook off on the return trip has been canceled.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Well, what are they going to do with all the canned beans they brought?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:26 PM (NWwW8)

103 >>Lisa Nowak. She's in the private sector now, still in Houston area.


She would make a funny Interview at the very least.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:27 PM (TLp3A)

104
Well, what are they going to do with all the canned beans they brought?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Eat them anyway, and play 'Who can hang' the longest without gassing the crew capsule.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 06, 2026 06:28 PM (QVmho)

105 Welcome to the Poop Deck!

Posted by: Julie and Captain Steubing at April 06, 2026 06:28 PM (DsA2n)

106
Artemis tracker here:
https://is.gd/Q35i96

The controls there take some getting familiar with, but you have earth, moon, and orion centered views with 3D rotation.

Max distance from earth will be around 7PM EDT, and they're about 100 miles from that now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

107 Lisa Nowack: no prison time, but she eventually pleaded guilty to felony burglary and misdemeanor battery charges, resulting in her demotion from captain to commander, termination by NASA, and forced retirement from the Navy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (NWwW8)

108
Are we blowing up anything tonight in Iran?

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (3ek7K)

109 Lisa Nowak. She's in the private sector now, still in Houston area.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:24 PM (w6EFb)

They expect results.

Posted by: Dr Ray Stanz at April 06, 2026 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

110

Oh, and then #2 function with toilet is working. It's the peeing that's the problem. They have to used the CCUs, the collapsible contingency urinals for that.

The engineering of the urine-air interface using capillary action to pull the urine away cost no telling how much.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb)

111 Cerno is dipping his toes into the cui-bono water:
Charlie [Kirk] was not holding the right together, he kept the donor class in check. He was a bulwark against total donor control. With him gone, the big money rules, and they all want Iran turned into Syria.
Apr 6, 2026 · 7:03 PM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (gKWVE)

112 Are we blowing up anything tonight in Iran?

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (3ek7K)
=====

Bridges and tunnels.

No, wait, that's not right...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

113
I didn’t know the Model T came in an RV configuration.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
---------------

https://tinyurl.com/47cpjvxv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (v+nOL)

114 The controls there take some getting familiar with, but you have earth, moon, and orion centered views with 3D rotation.

You have access to Artemis mission controls?! Oh Noes! Just kidding…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:31 PM (NWwW8)

115 LOL, rumor is we bombed the IRGC underground HQ bunker with B2s during the rescue operation.

Like, all the baboons got so thirsty to go drink the water, they gave away their secret hidey-hole, is that what happened?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 06:32 PM (HXT0k)

116 Apparently the crew of Orion has been getting some spectacular photos of the lunar surface.

Unfortunately, due to bandwidth limitations, we can't view those in real time, so we'll have to wait until they return to Earth so that NASA can airbrush out the alien structures before releasing the images to the public.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:32 PM (ESVrU)

117 >>>That did increase the flow rate a little, but it's still too slow.

Sound like the Flomax prescribed by my urologist.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 06:32 PM (Y1sOo)

118 lol you had to post this after the Iran rejects peace deal post

Posted by: epador at April 06, 2026 06:33 PM (uK/Du)

119 Well, what are they going to do with all the canned beans they brought?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Eat them anyway, and play 'Who can hang' the longest without gassing the crew capsule.
---
How about some beans, Mr. Taggert?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 06:33 PM (HXT0k)

120 >>Cerno is dipping his toes into the cui-bono water:


Cerno talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:33 PM (TLp3A)

121 Are we blowing up anything tonight in Iran?

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:29 PM (3ek7K)


Hegseth said tonight will be lit. I'm hitting refresh on Tousi's channel like a crack-addled monkey.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:34 PM (FrGmf)

122 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgMYqxdVAlA

In Space Everyone Can Hear You Poop

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 06:34 PM (jrgJz)

123 Sweet. The live image from Orion is now showing both the Moon in the foreground and the Earth in the background.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:35 PM (ESVrU)

124
That terlit ain't worth a shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:35 PM (3ek7K)

125 They do seem to need to come up with something better as far as waste removal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

126
A five gallon bucket.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 06:37 PM (3ek7K)

127 Could Buc-ees help NASA with their potty issues?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:37 PM (FrGmf)

128 They do seem to need to come up with something better as far as waste removal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
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We'll figure out artificial gravity before we come up with a working zero-gee toilet solution.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:37 PM (ESVrU)

129 124
That terlit ain't worth a shit.

Posted by: fourseasons
---

Toto Ltd, since 1917, should have been their contract.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 06:38 PM (v+nOL)

130 Lol
Drill baby drill

Posted by: Paul at April 06, 2026 06:38 PM (sH/fK)

131 ace needs to teach Insty how to post Twitter links that do nkt open a group tab on my phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

132 I would hire the Japanese to solve the toilet problem.

They take that shit seriously.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (TLp3A)

133 I knew the Model T became the first pick-me-up truck, but I thought that was owner modification. This appears to be more of the same. I bet it didn’t have an on-board toilet: people back then knew how to use a small copse of trees. Cf. Deuteronomy 23:13 for how they handled it in Biblical times.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (NWwW8)

134 Wait, Paul is back? Old home week. Soon, BSG!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

135 He's like that "Russian" youtuber that you don't see anymore.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (3uBP9)

136 He’ll be answering to the Pepsi cola company

Posted by: FortWorthMike at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (FNvF+)

137 Oh, Charlie Kirk's very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
-Mike Cernovich

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

138
Earthset and LOS coming up in about 3 minutes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (w6EFb)

139 Obviously regarding the space toilet, we need to look to our technological and intellectual leaders.

What would the muslims do?




Also, next time, just take the one from the ISS.....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)

140 >>> Wait, Paul is back? Old home week. Soon, BSG!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)


I saw a MUMR a few days ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 06:41 PM (3uBP9)

141 Who is Cernovich? Is he one of the Groypers?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:41 PM (FrGmf)

142 Build a better space toilet and they will space poop.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:42 PM (RIvkX)

143
A Democratic activist says she is working with multiple women preparing to come forward with sexual harassment allegations against California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell.
Posted by: Hatari

================

Shhhhhh!!!! The more Dems in that jungle primary, the better.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this is the work of Katie Porter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 06:42 PM (n7rxJ)

144 And why does no one believe me about Canadian sabotage???

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

145 Loss of signal has begun...along with the replacement of the crew with alien clone replicants.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ESVrU)

146 In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this is the work of Katie Porter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 06:42 PM (n7rxJ)
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Can you imagine the 4-year long hectoring I would get from Frau Governoress Porter?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

147 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKvA183afqs

Japanese........taking shit seriously

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 06:45 PM (jrgJz)

148 Loss of signal has begun...along with the replacement of the crew with alien clone replicants.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ESVrU)

Better than an 'Event Horizon' situation.

Little light anal probing. Like a typical college Saturday night for these guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)

149 Is Artemis making an extra pass on its return to Earth to dump the Space Toilet contents onto Iran? It might not make it to the ground, but the IRCG is worth it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (S/Y4j)

150
And, loss of signal (LOS). That last view, even at that low bandwidth, and getting noisy, was beautiful. A thin crescent earth touching the eastern limb of the Moon. The arc of the crescent was such that there was a little dark spot in the middle as it was touching the lunar limb.

I can wait for the high resolution shots when they get back.

In 40 minutes, we'll have similar earthrise shots on the w

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (w6EFb)

151 Stateless, I believe you. Canada is a hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (FrGmf)

152 What would the muslims do?"

Don't shake left hands...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (XuXeR)

153 Shhhhhh!!!! The more Dems in that jungle primary, the better.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this is the work of Katie Porter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 06:42 PM (n7rxJ)

That's Mrs Porker to you

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (NtVYv)

154 149 Is Artemis making an extra pass on its return to Earth to dump the Space Toilet contents onto Iran? It might not make it to the ground, but the IRCG is worth it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (S/Y4j)

I thpught of that earlier. That would be funny.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)

155 When Cadaver Joe Biden was in office, they should have been able to perfect the adult diaper. No worries.

You can even take a nap while you shit in your trousers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (Fbc0I)

156 having it in any election is. One man one vote one person.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)

Dats rayciss, colonyness, sexist and bigotinedted.

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson, Knower Of All Thangs at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (onPc6)

157 151 Stateless, I believe you. Canada is a hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:46 PM (FrGmf)

Yes, yes we are.

And I hope you're doing well.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)

158 The Moon is famously unphotogenic. Everything bad about photography is heightened when it's photographed. The newer photo post processing tools can make it a bit more interesting but forget it when it comes down to processing a real-time signal.

It's not very appealing to the naked eye either.

What tends to really pop-out are photos of when the terminator is near when there is some contrast generated by the shadows and the incidence angle doesn't washing else out.

Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 06:48 PM (jstR0)

159
Hegseth said tonight will be lit. I'm hitting refresh on Tousi's channel like a crack-addled monkey.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:34 PM (FrGmf)

___________

*cries out in despair*

Thousands of American forces are dead! How much longer will this slaughter go on?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (tgvbd)

160 Best to you and Ralphy, Stateless!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (FrGmf)

161

Seyed Abbas Araghchi
@araghchi
11h
Israeli-U.S. aggressors have bombed the MIT of Iran. This follows attacks on other universities.

1,400 years ago, Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said that even if knowledge was situated in the distant Pleiades, Iranians would be capable of attaining it.

Aggressors will see our might.

https://t.ly/--yYI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)

162 Reminds me of the infamous FPS Russia channel before the ATF raided Kyle and he had to shut down production.

Posted by: ChupaMe at April 06, 2026 06:53 PM (a28MN)

163 Has NASA considered buttplugs tethered to a vacuum system? No leakage for the duration of the mission.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 06:53 PM (Fbc0I)

164
Andrew McCarthy went looking for Astronaut Reid Wiseman's proposed "Carroll Crater", after his late wife:

https://is.gd/CPhXZG

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 06:53 PM (w6EFb)

165
Some people call me the Space Toilet.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2026 06:53 PM (mS8PE)

166 We'll figure out artificial gravity before we come up with a working zero-gee toilet solution.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:37 PM (ESVrU)


Put the astronaut and toilet on one end of a ridgid swing and have a suitable counterweight on a ridgid rod attached to the swing pointed in the opposite direction. Once the astronaut is comfortably seated, start spinning up the apparatus until sufficient “artificial gravity” has built up, and use the toilet as normal. Then when finished deaccelerate the apparatus until you have brought it to a stop. Do NOT stand up while the swing toilet is in motion or the Coriolis forces will probably make you spew from both ends. Since spinning up and spinning down the swing toilet will apply torques to the spacecraft, it might be optimal to pair counterrotating swing toilets that rotate simultaneously in opposite directions, even if two astronauts don’t need to go at the same time. Bonus: two seats, no waiting!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:54 PM (NWwW8)

167
Yes, yes we are.

And I hope you're doing well.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)

___________

Eh, no. The Laurentian corridor perhaps and the Vancouver fagz, but there are lots of fine folks Up There.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:54 PM (tgvbd)

168 No leakage for the duration of the mission."

Here, try these chips fried in olestra...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (XuXeR)

169 *waves to Hadrian on his return *

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (+nEug)

170 Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:54 PM (NWwW
---
I can tell you've put some serious thought into this...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (ESVrU)

171 Hadrian, how are you and HM and the dogs?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:56 PM (FrGmf)

172 Foley catheters and colostomy bags.

Posted by: Accomack at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (8jVAy)

173
*waves back to Ben Had*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (tgvbd)

174 >>> 161

Seyed Abbas Araghchi
@araghchi
11h
Israeli-U.S. aggressors have bombed the MIT of Iran. This follows attacks on other universities.

1,400 years ago, Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said that even if knowledge was situated in the distant Pleiades, Iranians would be capable of attaining it.

Aggressors will see our might.

https://t.ly/--yYI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)

Laugh while you can, infidels! Tonight we will shoot down a SECOND fighter jet!

... or maybe a Canadian goose, I don't know ...

Posted by: Seyed Abbas Araghchi at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (9vFyc)

175 >>Cerno is dipping his toes into the cui-bono water:


--Cerno talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.


I don't know if Cerno is a interesting guy so to speak....but he engaged in X bracketed artillery fire. Makes some good points and had a dependable group of X reposters to amplify his better commentary. He definitely gets the (mostly) the social/political flow of things so I'll give him that.

But he did go insane during COVID and wrote a Bang. A Tranny article that was weird.

He is definitely a guy with thoughts.


Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (aC6Ma)

176 137 Oh, Charlie Kirk's very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
-Mike Cernovich



141 Who is Cernovich? Is he one of the Groypers?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary



He's is an IflUEnzER!!! with vewy DERP thots. He's fishing for engagement. Clicks must be dropping.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 06:58 PM (sAmhv)

177
Can you imagine the 4-year long hectoring I would get from Frau Governoress Porter?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

===============

You'd get it worse than me because you're of the XY persuasion, but we'd both suffer under her governance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 06:59 PM (n7rxJ)

178 He is definitely a guy with thoughts.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (aC6Ma)
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The right has a lot of engagement farmers now, people who have no real conviction, who fake turning on Trump for rage bait, who police others, or decry policing, and it's just very boring.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 06, 2026 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)

179
Hadrian, how are you and HM and the dogs?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 06:56 PM (FrGmf)

____________

HM and The Big Dummy return tomorrow after three weeks on the road. Busy morning tomorrow getting ready for their arrival. Bed clothes washed, bed made, soup prepared, house tidied up, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (tgvbd)

180 Can they see Judge Crater?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Cqx++)

181 >>>Here, try these chips fried in olestra...

Posted by: man

>Imma eat some raisin bran for some sexy time!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Fbc0I)

182 Can't see whiy not dump.it out in space, whats a few more ice bombs out there?

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Ia/+0)

183 The only thing I am influenced by are recipes on the food thread.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (+nEug)

184
Influencers,

What a stupid word.

They say anything for money.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K)

185 4 By the way, do they have any place where they can go hang out in leisure and luxury, like Hamas in Qatar? Or are they stuck in Iran? (I mean, except for the fact that it would be VERRYYY difficult for them to slip out right now.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Some were hanging out in LA.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 05:43 PM (/lPRQ)

Nobody Walks In L.A.

Posted by: Missing Persons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (hJH5n)

186 I can tell you've put some serious thought into this...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (ESVrU)

Totally off the cuff, although I did teach the senior level mechanics course for years when I taught physics for the university.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (NWwW8)

187
That's Mrs Porker to you
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

===============

lol hadn't heard that one yet and I don't know why it never occurred to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (n7rxJ)

188 Ya know, there is a very simple solution to this whole lack of a simple working toilet in space problem. It's practically staring you right in the face. heh

Posted by: Human Centipede Oroborus at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (3uBP9)

189 Influencers,

What a stupid word.

They say anything for money.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K)

sounds like Influencees instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (8avO+)

190 HM and The Big Dummy return tomorrow after three weeks on the road. Busy morning tomorrow getting ready for their arrival. Bed clothes washed, bed made, soup prepared, house tidied up, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You are a good person. I enjoy hearing about your doggehs.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (FrGmf)

191 "They do seem to need to come up with something better as far as waste removal....

Nobody wants that job.

"People avoid us in the cafeteria."

"They hang the little pine trees around my desk."

"The janitors won't even pick up our wastebaskets."

"They have assigned us a separate refrigerator for our lunches"

Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (jstR0)

192 The only thing I am influenced by are recipes on the food thread.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM


What are we, liver paté?

Posted by: Yaks in the Café at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

193 184
Influencers,

What a stupid word.

They say anything for money.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K)

Thought leaders. Also another gay and retarded title of recent coinage.

Posted by: All thought leaders will spend a night in the box at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (TbWk/)

194 Eh, no. The Laurentian corridor perhaps and the Vancouver fagz, but there are lots of fine folks Up There.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

and, gorgeous scenery and natural resources and Canadians that just want to live a peaceful, happy life.

Posted by: old chick at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (F3Dlr)

195
And HM will be gone almost the entire month of May. Lawrence, KS, then Omaha for the National Specialty, then Kalamazoo for the Midwest Borzoi Club specialty, then Oklahoma City.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (tgvbd)

196 177
Can you imagine the 4-year long hectoring I would get from Frau Governoress Porter?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

===============

You'd get it worse than me because you're of the XY persuasion, but we'd both suffer under her governance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Yes. My governor is CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists (VA).

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (sAmhv)

197 184
Influencers,

What a stupid word.

They say anything for money.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:01 PM (3ek7K)

It is a stupid word, made all the more stupid is that nearly 10 times out of 10 I find one of these so-called (fake word) is someone I have NEVER heard of. Thus, as I like to say, if that word is used to describe you, or worse, if that word is a word you use to describe yourself, your influence is ZERO.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (hJH5n)

198
I have thoughts. Probably get arrested, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (3ek7K)

199 Eh, no. The Laurentian corridor perhaps and the Vancouver fagz, but there are lots of fine folks Up There.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:54 PM (tgvbd)

Actually my area is pretty good. Farming community.
Easter egg hunt yesterday.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (Sco7b)

200 Coriolis forces ca be a b*tch: it’s one of the main drawbacks to using rotation for “artificial gravity”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (NWwW8)

201 The only thing I am influenced by are recipes on the food thread.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:00 PM (+nEug)
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The only people worth watching and following these days are ones whose income is completely independent of social media. If they do get revenue, the source has to be clear. I like watching some of the China channels because their schtick is just to tell you stuff, when when they rattle the cup, they are up front about it, and lay out how their money is earned. I can respect that.

I'm sick to death of "principled conservatives" who will reverse themselves on key issues multiple times in obvious plays for enagement.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)

202 If I was left to fend for myself for 3 weeks, there would be nothing but ashes left in 2 weeks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

203 196 177
Can you imagine the 4-year long hectoring I would get from Frau Governoress Porter?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

===============

You'd get it worse than me because you're of the XY persuasion, but we'd both suffer under her governance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Yes. My governor is CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists (VA).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 07:03 PM (sAmhv)

CONSUMED DEMOCRACY RETURNS A SOCIALIST REGIME

Posted by: Slayer at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n)

204 Influencers. Well they needed the money.

Posted by: The Diceman at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (3uBP9)

205 I am not influenced by Yaks because I am already committed to their viability.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (+nEug)

206 You can even take a nap while you shit in your trousers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 06:47 PM (Fbc0I)

Warm and moist. Well, at least for a little while.

Posted by: Jumpin Joe Biden, Shitter At Large at April 06, 2026 07:05 PM (onPc6)

207 Waste removal is a shitty job.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (NWwW8)

208 Nood cafe.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (Sco7b)

209 Kirk was challenging the pot lobby, the private equiry markets, and a host of other issues, that aren't the usual muzak, tell me again he was just humoring the donors,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (bXbFr)

210 194 Eh, no. The Laurentian corridor perhaps and the Vancouver fagz, but there are lots of fine folks Up There.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

and, gorgeous scenery and natural resources and Canadians that just want to live a peaceful, happy life.
Posted by: old chick at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (F3Dlr)

Who cares?

Posted by: PM Mark Carney at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)

211
Sad to say, it's only the America-hating trash abroad we hear from, influenced by their state-run media. The nice folks, the ones you can sit down and chat with over a beer, never are heard of.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (tgvbd)

212 t>>hen Kalamazoo for the Midwest Borzoi Club specialty

My bitch is being shown in Kalamazoo that weekend, as well. All five days. Just needs four points along with a major to finish.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 07:07 PM (Y1sOo)

213 Since spinning up and spinning down the swing toilet will apply torques to the spacecraft, it might be optimal to pair counterrotating swing toilets that rotate simultaneously in opposite directions, even if two astronauts don’t need to go at the same time. Bonus: two seats, no waiting!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 06:54 PM


If one is empty, you would need to compensate for lack of ass.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

214 Where are they going to store all of the soiled diapers? How big is the locker? And how good is the seal on it?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:07 PM (NWwW8)

215 Kirk was challenging the pot lobby, the private equiry markets, and a host of other issues, that aren't the usual muzak, tell me again he was just humoring the donors,
Posted by: miguel cervantes at April 06, 2026 07:06 PM (bXbFr)

If the thought leaders thought he was humoring donors they would have been wearing ties and sitting at the table with him.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)

216 211
Sad to say, it's only the America-hating trash abroad we hear from, influenced by their state-run media. The nice folks, the ones you can sit down and chat with over a beer, never are heard of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026

I have run into those types plenty in Canada. I talk lots of trash about Canada but I have always had a good time up there and the people there have been bloody awesome every time I have been there.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (hJH5n)

217 178 He is definitely a guy with thoughts.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 06:57 PM (aC6Ma)
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The right has a lot of engagement farmers now, people who have no real conviction, who fake turning on Trump for rage bait, who police others, or decry policing, and it's just very boring.

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As stated above I can appreciate his social/political commentary. It's at least semi-consistent whether I agree with it or not. He was a "Mano Sphere" guy kinda before all that really started and hit the MAGA train hard when it was leaving the station. But his Mano-Manliness ended with COVID, he went mask Nazi and COVID shot crazy....then kind of just pretends it never happened and went back to the Maniless ManoStuff.

I find the history of these types/groups more interesting (mostly) than the actual commentary.

Poso and all those guys....boring. rosaries, pizza hut, cryptic messages. Release th Epstein files but go out and oil up Bannonsteins inner thighs.

What a time to be alive

Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (aC6Ma)

218 There are three men and one woman on this flight in a small compartment. There are going to be some issues with modesty.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (NWwW8)

219 Here, try these chips fried in olestra...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 06:55 PM (XuXeR)

Ha! That only lasted a few years. Haven't seen anything with Olestra for some time.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (zYpTz)

220 If the thought leaders (please for the love of Schlurpo end this phrase) thought he was humoring donors they would have been wearing ties and sitting at the table with him.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)

If we need "thought leaders", NO ONE is thinking.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (hJH5n)

221 If I was left to fend for myself for 3 weeks, there would be nothing but ashes left in 2 weeks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

Oh, so you'd invite CBD over for some light home maintenance?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)

222 About 15 minutes until LOS ends

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:10 PM (hJH5n)

223 If I was left to fend for myself for 3 weeks, there would be nothing but ashes left in 2 weeks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

Oh, so you'd invite CBD over for some light home maintenance?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (zZu0s)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CBD'S SOLUTION TO AN EASY FIX IS TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

Posted by: Ben Rothelisberger at April 06, 2026 07:12 PM (zZu0s)

224
Thought leaders. Also another gay and retarded title of recent coinage.
Posted by: All thought leaders will spend a night in the box at April 06, 2026 07:02 PM (TbWk/)

Or anything - anything - with the word "provider". Or even by itself.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:12 PM (hJH5n)

225 If one is empty, you would need to compensate for lack of ass.

Put a dummy weight in the empty side or ask a volunteer to “go along for the ride”. You know, the “buddy system”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 07:12 PM (NWwW8)

226 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

227 Thousands of American forces are dead! How much longer will this slaughter go on?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:52 PM (tgvbd)

I knew an ass-clown in grad school who said the most appropriate response to Pearl Harbor was the United States issuing an apology to the Japanese, and then promptly make money off of them and the Germans by selling them anything they wanted.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 07:15 PM (hJH5n)

228 "About 15 minutes until LOS ends...

...and the fun BEGINS!!!!"

-Alien jumping space spiders that have been waiting and waiting.

Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 07:16 PM (jstR0)

229 Acetylene burns with whom extraordinarily hot flame when combined with a sufficient amount of oxygen. (oxy-acetylene welding). Without that extra oxygen, it barely burn, disgorging long, greasy strings of carbon.
How to piss off every housewife in the neighborhood, circa 1950s.
Monday (laundry day). Freshly washed clothes hanging on clothesline outside to dry. Small fire. Mayonnaise jar with a little water. Throw handful of calcium carbide pellets into bottom of jar with water. Screw on lid. Throw in fire. Run like hell.
Large rolling, black-tinged fireball. 2 to 6 inch greasy string of soot drifting across and settling on hanging clothes.
Yeah, we could be little pricks.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 06, 2026 07:55 PM (0r3iH)

230
The big safety violation in the grenade vs frozen lake vid is of course, screwing around with grenades. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is NOT your friend.

But he pulled the pin first, then struggled to stuff the grenade in the launcher while trying to avoid dropping the boom baseball. Bad juju. You stuff the grenade in first, just enough to hold the spoon, THEN pull the pin and launch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 08:46 PM (y9nCu)

Iran Rejects Cease-Fire Proposal

Iran Rejects Latest Cease-Fire Proposal, Wants Permanent End to War

Iran has rejected a new cease-fire proposal from the United States, insisting instead on a permanent end to the conflict along with firm guarantees against future attacks, according to the state-run Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA).

The decision, announced on April 6, comes just hours before U.S. President Donald Trump’s deadline for Tehran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or face potential strikes on key infrastructure, including power plants and bridges.

Iran communicated its response through Pakistan, signaling that it is unwilling to accept a temporary pause in hostilities.

“We won’t merely accept a ceasefire,” Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour, head of Iran’s diplomatic mission in Cairo, said in remarks to The Associated Press.

“We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”

Posted by: CBD at 04:20 PM




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1 Well, that's 'cause they're winning, duh.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 04:22 PM (HXT0k)

2 If they want a permanent end, then unconditional surrender is their only option.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (N1DT3)

3 They are about to get a whole buttload of Allah's will.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (vFG9F)

4 I personally agree with Iran's decision... they need to be ended once and for all.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (dmDsy)

5 This post has no title

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (CNl8/)

6 I'm interested in India's plan to release venomous snakes and crocodiles into the river to keep the filthy Pakis out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (HXT0k)

7 They really are gluttons for punishment.

I think President Trump will be more than happy to accommodate them.

Enjoy living in the stone age, savages...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (ESVrU)

8 Here's a permanent guarantee for you, Iran:

If you don't ever mess with us, either directly or through intermediaries you fund, we won't attack you.

I'm guessing they won't accept that one, either.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (N1DT3)

9 Sadly, we will have to accept those terms. Destroying country completely is a sad choice.

Posted by: epador at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (glA7p)

10 This just in: Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour is now dead.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (/d4WW)

11 “We won’t merely accept a ceasefire,” Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour, head of Iran’s diplomatic mission in Cairo, said in remarks to The Associated Press.

________________

I find it humorous that the mouthpiece for Iran is a low level functionary with his ass safely parked in Egypt.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)

12
Bye bye

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (3ek7K)

13 I will be disappointed if, at the end of this, there is an islamic government.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Vpqw1)

14 Iran communicated its response through Pakistan, signaling that it is unwilling to accept a temporary pause in hostilities.

Boy, those bankers in London sure are smart negotiators!

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Cuw0G)

15 Ok, unconditional surrender

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (/lPRQ)

16 “We won’t merely accept a ceasefire,” Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour, head of Iran’s diplomatic mission in Cairo, said in remarks to The Associated Press.
====

Your proposal is ACCEPTED

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (RIvkX)

17 willowed, but on topic:

Well, their chief mullah is gay and in a coma, at best.

Their tippy top of the IRGC leadership is dead.

It's really not about "Iran" agreeing or not. It's about which surviving commander is agreeing and how much he controls.

It's always going to end with one IRGC commander deciding to make a deal and then killing the others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (mdSmG)

18 Doesn't that translate into "We Surrender!!"

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (lCppi)

19 Well, Easter is over, time to go full Viking. Sucks to be them.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (n17eQ)

20 “We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


BOOM! Fuck off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (W2Pud)

21

Iran to use secret weapon:

https://t.ly/8UZhi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)

22 This fits perfectly into the "Your terms are acceptable" meme.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (lCppi)

23 1 Well, that's 'cause they're winning, duh.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 04:22 PM (HXT0k)

=======

America doesn't have a single base left in the region. Got all blowed up on day 3 of the conflict.

Thousands of Americans dead which the government is keeping hush hush.

Iran state media told me so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (mdSmG)

24 The U.S. needs to start demanding the closure of regime installations abroad such as embassies and get those people interned or repatriated stat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)

25 This is their choice. We left it to them. They made it. Now it's up to us. Would've been better for everyone if they had walked away. Fuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (BI5O2)

26 lol, "your terms are acceptable."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (MIIRH)

27
I wonder if the astronauts will see the explosions?

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (3ek7K)

28 And now we turn to the poor, traumatized families of the dead IRGC commanders, many of whom were poetry lovers, to get their story...

Posted by: NPR at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (XE5AP)

29 At several points, Trump resorting to talking means he is waiting for something under his control to finish. From the arrival of aircraft carriers, to the arrival of ground troops to the region. This just might well be covering for the time it will take to raise, arm and train an anti government militia to start removing parts of the country from the Islamists.

We saw over the weekend what can happen if they collect in a bunch where we can get at them.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (8avO+)

30 Stupid and fanatical is no way to go through life (and death)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:30 PM (OoFl2)

31 When you've been getting raped in the ass for nearly a month and the guy pulls out and asks if you want him to stop or if you want him to put on a spiky metal glove and start fisting you, and you pick the fist.

As the old joke goes,
You're not here for the hunting, are you?

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (oqH4h)

32 Bye bye

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (3ek7K)

Call me crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye

(Sorry, 90s-00s nostalgia has been flooding my media space lately, on the assumption that I must have been a BSB fan because of my gender and birthdate. I wasn't, BTW.)

Posted by: pookysgirl liked rock music at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (Wt5PA)

33 Iran state media told me so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (mdSmG)
====

I heard it from Tucker, Glenn, and Hassan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (RIvkX)

34 33 Iran state media told me so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:29 PM (mdSmG)
====

I heard it from Tucker, Glenn, and Hassan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (RIvkX)

=======

They're the same picture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:31 PM (mdSmG)

35 “We won’t merely accept a ceasefire,” Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour, head of Iran’s diplomatic mission in Cairo, said in remarks to The Associated Press.
====

Your proposal is ACCEPTED
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (RIvkX)

I heard that the head of the Iran mission in Lebanon won't leave his building despite the country telling him to leave.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:32 PM (8avO+)

36 Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 04:32 PM (bNf8H)

37 I wonder if the astronauts will see the explosions?
Posted by: fourseasons


Maybe the chick astronaut will. The guys will checking out whose boobs they can see from space.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

38 President said, figuratively, there will be a cease fire Midnight Tuesday.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (koh6z)

39 This brings to mind something Allahpundit (spit) said a long time ago: Iran isn't irrational, it's arational. It really does think everything is leading up to that 12th imam crawling out of his well. That's the only way to explain how it's still acting like it holds all the cards.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (kdpJ5)

40 “We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”


Just not seeing that happen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (0N4FZ)

41 I don't want any deal with the Mullah regime. Just kill them all (still extending amnesty to any Basji and IRGC who want to ask for it, providing they did not have any leadership role in mass murder) and let Iran de-Islamify, as the Iranian people want.

Please no more talk about blowing up power stations and other civilian-needed infrastructure. We can finish wiping out the regime quickly enough without that.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (YwWCT)

42 Truth is, Trump didn't say how he was going to blow all their shit up.

For all they know, he could be planning to release our rat king-level infestation of leftists into their country.

Now, you wanna talk about war crimes and reducing them back to the stone age?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (HXT0k)

43 “We won’t merely accept a ceasefire,” Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour, head of Iran’s diplomatic mission in Cairo, said in remarks to The Associated Press.

Weren't you the janitor last week?

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (Cuw0G)

44 These nutbags are unbelievable.

I hope the Prez goes for REAL regime change, whether he says so publicly or not.

Mahyar Tousi on TousiTV (ewe toob) is excited and optimistic; he says a hefty majority of the Iranian civilians want the mass-murdering rapey lunatics GONE.

Now, if they can just get those guns from the Kurdish separatists... (that is actually a mess; the guns were supposed to go to the Iranian resistance)

Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (reMys)

45 Not enough ass kicking I see. They’re as dumb as Somalis.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (pDt9x)

46 In fairness, the Iranian "leadership" knows nothing but 47 years of the world bending over backward to kiss their asses for some strange reason.

They may be retards but they're just acting on pattern recognition.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (oqH4h)

47 hmm

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (Cuw0G)

48 This will now be a war for regime change. No more foreplay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (BI5O2)

49 This brings to mind something Allahpundit (spit) said a long time ago: Iran isn't irrational, it's arational. It really does think everything is leading up to that 12th imam crawling out of his well. That's the only way to explain how it's still acting like it holds all the cards.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (kdpJ5)

its closer to those cluster of girls calling all the other girls 10s. If you want to give up and say so, the other ones will turn on you. Unless you can get away without noticing, you try and look just as zealous as the others.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)

50 Somebody alert Haile Selassie. The Italicans have invaded.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:35 PM (77rzZ)

51 I heard that the head of the Iran mission in Lebanon won't leave his building despite the country telling him to leave.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:32 PM (8avO+)

Honestly, I can't blame the guy. I wouldn't want to leave my building either.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:35 PM (N1DT3)

52 Re the power plants: if they use the new Israeli graphite bombs, they can shut down the power without actually bombing all the power plants; it would be easier to get them back up and running when the People take their country back.

(Crossing fingers)

Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 04:35 PM (reMys)

53
let Iran de-Islamify, as the Iranian people want.

How do you know that's what they want?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (Cqx++)

54 The mullahs are apocalyptic lunatics. If they ain't leading they know they're dead, so they will throw the entire population under the bus before they're overthrown. Kill em all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (19SAM)

55 Sure, we'll end the hostilities. Turn yourselves over and after the hangings we'll stop.

Posted by: Chuckles at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (DAuKx)

56 Tom Clancy is what they call “ fiction”.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (pDt9x)

57 Well, they should have thought of this before they ousted the Shah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (zZu0s)

58 The IRGC nutters: "IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND! Come back and let me bite you!"

Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (reMys)

59 Now, if they can just get those guns from the Kurdish separatists... (that is actually a mess; the guns were supposed to go to the Iranian resistance)
Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (reMys)


the information that the WSO was found/not found/in hiding/ returned was from a series of reports that had the IRGC running around and eventually into an ambush.
I am wondering if the reports of the weapons being held up by the Kurds is more of this misdirection

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (rbvCR)

60 Details coming out about the miracle rescue
2 C 130s were supposed to land on civilian road unload 4 little birds who would fly to pick up the 2nd crew member of the shot gown F15.

They picked the im up
Neither C130 could take off
Had to fly in 2 casa. STOL aircraft to pull out the men
Leaving 2 C130s and 4 little birds behind yo be later destroyed

Def not a Tom Clancy level operation
Posted by: Paul at April 06, 2026 04:34 PM (6JLMP)

Pretty typical of us in Iran, but this time the C130s didn't collide with each other and kill a bunch of people.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (8avO+)

61 Trump would pay for those C-130s if the USAF wouldn't.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vFG9F)

62 Tom Clancy is what they call “ fiction”.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (pDt9x)

Red Storm Rising was fun though. Have to reread that as it has been about 30 years since I read it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:37 PM (zZu0s)

63 IRGC seems willing to fight to their last Islamist.

We find those terms acceptable. Should take another month.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vbXSk)

64 Remind me again, for how many years - decades - has Iran waged a terror war against the US? How many proxies have they pause to kill our people in the ME on their behalf?

It’s rich they think they can demand we promise not to attack.

You first, jerks.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 04:37 PM (4KUe5)

65 We saw over the weekend what can happen if they collect in a bunch where we can get at them.
Posted by: Oldcat
---

High body count. At the CIA deception point there's Iranian clip, pieces on the ground, a few intact bodies. Statement: they're all dead.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:38 PM (koh6z)

66 TBH this war will only end when Iran's elites feel the pain.

Every neighborhood where elites live should have every powerplant near it destroyed, every bridge, every highway, etc etc

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

67 I have nothing against Clancy.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:38 PM (pDt9x)

68 We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again"

Ok, that's funny right there.

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

69 Trump isn’t Jimmy Carter.
No way he was going to f$&@ up the rescue.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (4KUe5)

70 We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again"

Ok, that's funny right there.
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

trust me bro, I'm a diplomat!

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (8avO+)

71 They used the 130s to fly stuff in but they were expendable. The crews got out. I'm ok with that. It probably cost less than some Somalia Learing center pulled in.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (vFG9F)

72 Iran: We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.

US: Ok!

Iran: Ha ha! Now we will continue to develop nukes and long range missiles that can reach the US! You're doomed, stupid infidels! Ha ha!

US: Dang! Guess we can't do nuthin now. We agreed.

Posted by: Earth: The Final Season at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (qUkBO)

73 Unstoppable force vs Immovable Rock. IRGC is not going to change their position, they have been given literally no reason at all to listen to Trump. They don't care about civilian casualties or bridges burning. Trump has made a very grave mistake, he's learned his entire life that if he just keeps on escalating, eventually people will back down. Now, he's becoming increasingly unhinged and desperate as Iran is simply not backing down, and they got him by the balls.

This war would have never started if we just released the Epstein files back in December like the DOJ was required to do. Trump should be in prison, yet he’s in the Whitehouse in way over his head and is going to get our service men and women killed. All because our president is an *alleged* sexual predator. This is an absolute travesty.

I think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military like Iraq and Afghanistan. Iran has a real military that's scoring some big kills. Trump is still in denial.

They declined terms because that allows USA and Israel breathing room to plan and most importantly produce and restock interceptor missiles and other measures.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

74 The mullahs are apocalyptic lunatics. If they ain't leading they know they're dead, so they will throw the entire population under the bus before they're overthrown. Kill em all
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 04:36 PM (19SAM)


Though the IRGC and the government might be bitter ender hardcases, I think part of the problem is that once they let pressure off, they foresee themselves hanged from construction cranes by their good citizens who they have oppressed for near on 50 years.
This puts a bit of spine into the ones that think about rapprochement

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (rbvCR)

75 Without Femorse is also fun. Enemies: drug dealers. Not exactly the Soviets, but no less worthy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s)

76 Keep bombing them then

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (Ia/+0)

77
I can see why the remnant of the Iranian government would find it impossible to surrender. They are probably dead meat on a stick if they do. And their entire legitimacy and existence since 1979 has involved opposing the Little and Great Satans, and never backing down.

And who knows? Their demoralization and sabotage efforts in the US might pay off, if they can hold out long enough. It's a long shot, but it's all they've got.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (HLgI3)

78 So, how do you negotiate with a death cult?

Give them what they want.

What do they want?

Death.

Posted by: Press Conference at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (anL5R)

79 Wondering if the Kurds were not the intended recipient.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (koh6z)

80 " he's learned his entire life that if he just keeps on escalating, eventually people will back down"

Well, not if they die first.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (vFG9F)

81 The Guard has nowhere to go. Except for NYC and Minneapolis they have nowhere to run to.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (pDt9x)

82
Dear Great Satans,
Quit existing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (n7rxJ)

83 Remorse, phone. What the hell is femorse? The woke female led reboot.

Never mind. I did not say that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (zZu0s)

84 "Wondering if the Kurds were not the intended recipient.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others"

Something got in the whey.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (vFG9F)

85 Hard to believe they are asking for an end to the war while we are still mourning John McCain.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (XX/Pw)

86 >>> think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military

I heard the quick analysis recently: Iran understands chess deeply, Persians invented it. The problem is that the US plays Texas Hold'em.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (rbvCR)

87 They declined terms because that allows USA and Israel breathing room to plan and most importantly produce and restock interceptor missiles and other measures.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

This is almost sensible, except it means that we get to keep bombing them and killing the leadership daily. And we can restock missiles anyway.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:43 PM (8avO+)

88 Something got in the whey.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (vFG9F)

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet...

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at April 06, 2026 04:43 PM (zZu0s)

89 I was for bombing them in 1979

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (Ia/+0)

90 This is excellent news...now to utterly destroy those inhuman degenerate bastards.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (XMwZJ)

91 >>> think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military

I heard the quick analysis recently: Iran understands chess deeply, Persians invented it. The problem is that the US plays Texas Hold'em.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (rbvCR)

Except Trump hasn't moved a pawn, he's just killed the king, 2 bishops, and both knights with air power.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)

92 Here's good vid with info about the recovery of the downed airmen:

https://tinyurl.com/r4jpzmzr

among other things, the mountain top where they did all this, was less than five miles from a city of 2.5 million. There was lots of people trying to get up that mountain. They did not get up that mountain.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (w/O5Q)

93
Neither a fortress nor a virgin can hold out for long, once they begin to negotiate. - Ben Franklin

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (y9nCu)

94 This war would have never started if we just released the Epstein files back in December like the DOJ was required to do.

Apparently, at least one Redditor reads the comments here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (0sNs1)

95 79 So, how do you negotiate with a death cult?
Give them what they want.

What do they want?
Death.
Posted by: Press Conference

But if you kill them, you'll just create more! Better give them what they want instead.

Posted by: Braindead Leftist at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (JCZqz)

96 #two weeks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (W2Pud)

97
TBH this war will only end when Iran's elites feel the pain.

Every neighborhood where elites live should have every powerplant near it destroyed, every bridge, every highway, etc etc
Posted by: 18-1

==============

For the elites? More pain than that, I would think.

By the way, do they have any place where they can go hang out in leisure and luxury, like Hamas in Qatar? Or are they stuck in Iran? (I mean, except for the fact that it would be VERRYYY difficult for them to slip out right now.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (n7rxJ)

98 "Wondering if the Kurds were not the intended recipient.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others"

Something got in the whey.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (vFG9F)

it's not like they have similar addresses. Tousi even said that Trump has been arming Iranians the entire time.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (8avO+)

99 vid includes a 16 year PJ vet who was active a few years ago. Might be 100% BS, but it just rings true to me, ymmv.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (w/O5Q)

100 We're sending our counter-proposal via stealth bomber...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 04:46 PM (ynpvh)

101 The elite is becoming a lot less elite daily.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 04:46 PM (zZu0s)

102 The problem is that the US plays Texas Hold'em.
Posted by: Kindltot
---

We flip up the chess board and bomb them some more?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:46 PM (koh6z)

103 I now believe that the Left is crazier than Q.

Seriously, you have no idea what you’re talking about with the Epstein stuff, and look even sillier after dismissing it for years back when it could have hurt Hillary’s presidency and Bills legacy.

Here’s a tip: check out how close Reid Hoffman was to Epstein. Google Clinton family visits to his New Mexico ranch. Go on, do it, while the rest of us discuss current events.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 04:46 PM (4KUe5)

104 I commented in an earlier post that a ceasefire should happen only if all IRGC turned themselves in to an Iranian civil authority designated by the US...so that they could be then be dealt with in the proper manner. IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (XMwZJ)

105 One man, once alone, leads an army and advanced weaponry against a group of blood thirsty undead and he's ready and committed to take the evil bastards out.

"Army of Darkness" really was a fun horror movie. Great effects. Saw it Saturday.

But in many ways, isn't it really the story of President Trump and Iran?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (Sco7b)

106 "...they should have thought of this before they ousted the Shah."

It was Jimmy Carter who ousted the Shah, with a big assist from France.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (YwWCT)

107 Marxists keep thinking President Trump went to Epstein Island while Bill Clinton played scrabble

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia/+0)

108 The elite is becoming a lot less elite daily."

Well, there are quite a bit more elite pieces...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (XuXeR)

109 There was lots of people trying to get up that mountain. They did not get up that mountain.

Parts of them did.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

110 88 They declined terms because that allows USA and Israel breathing room to plan and most importantly produce and restock interceptor missiles and other measures.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

This is almost sensible, except it means that we get to keep bombing them and killing the leadership daily. And we can restock missiles anyway.
Posted by: Oldcat

That last point is the real key. We can keep striking with other munitions if we need to rebuild stockpiles of something. Hell, if we needed to, we could just sail away for a bit to restock...it's not like the Iranians have any ability to project power regionally at this point, let alone globally.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (JCZqz)

111 And who knows? Their demoralization and sabotage efforts in the US might pay off, if they can hold out long enough. It's a long shot, but it's all they've got.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (HLgI3)
----
That's exactly what they are betting on. They want "international pressure" from the people they sell oil to to be applied to the USA to stop the attacks.

They also want the Islamists in the USA government (mostly Dems) to apply political pressure to President Trump to get him to back off.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (ESVrU)

112 "Wondering if the Kurds were not the intended recipient.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others"

Something got in the whey.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM


An excellent casein point.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (0sNs1)

113 Except Trump hasn't moved a pawn, he's just killed the king, 2 bishops, and both knights with air power.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)


It didn't imply that was a problem for us, it is a problem for Iran because they are getting hit from directions they didn't expect to exist.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (rbvCR)

114 Well, Easter is over, time to go full Viking. Sucks to be them.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (n17eQ)


Trump calls Hegseth: Well, Pete, we tried. Release the Peeps.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (ExV1e)

115
it's not like they have similar addresses. Tousi even said that Trump has been arming Iranians the entire time.
Posted by: Oldcat
---------

If they were armed they would be shooting.
They aren't shooting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (koh6z)

116 So, how do you negotiate with a death cult?

Give them what they want.

What do they want?

Death.


Brings to mind the famous quote from an al-Queda leader after 9/11: "The Americans love Pepsi-Cola, we love death."

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (2ocoG)

117 That 12th Imam hiding in the well is supposed to be in Iraq. I guess the Iranians don't see this as a problem.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (vFG9F)

118 100 vid includes a 16 year PJ vet who was active a few years ago. Might be 100% BS, but it just rings true to me, ymmv.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

I like the way you think.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (JCZqz)

119 Time to kick back and watch what happens now, Horde.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (pDt9x)

120 For the elites? More pain than that, I would think.

By the way, do they have any place where they can go hang out in leisure and luxury, like Hamas in Qatar? Or are they stuck in Iran? (I mean, except for the fact that it would be VERRYYY difficult for them to slip out right now.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (n7rxJ)

Their problem is once they don't own Iran even their 'friends' don't have much use for them -- say Russia or China. Hiding in a weak country like Qatar is a non starter. The first Ayatollah was kicking his heels in Turkey and Iraq before the revolution.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)

121 I know how to guarantee against future attacks.

Posted by: Enola Gay at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)

122 it's not like they have similar addresses. Tousi even said that Trump has been arming Iranians the entire time.
Posted by: Oldcat
---------

If they were armed they would be shooting.
They aren't shooting.


Probably because they don't want to be mistaken for the bad guys.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (Riz8t)

123 I think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military like Iraq and Afghanistan. Iran has a real military that's scoring some big kills. Trump is still in denial.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

What planet do these people live on?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (N1DT3)

124 If they were armed they would be shooting.
They aren't shooting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:48 PM (koh6z)

not if they are training.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+)

125 I love cheesy puns.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

126 We flip up the chess board and bomb them some more?"

The creme de la creme of the chess world in a Show with everything but Yul Brynner...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:51 PM (XuXeR)

127 The decision, announced on April 6, comes just hours before U.S. President Donald Trump’s deadline for Tehran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or face potential strikes on key infrastructure, including power plants and bridges.
-
Then let the final obliteration commence.

We have tolerated the existence of the islamic republic for far too long.

Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2026 04:51 PM (vSvIl)

128 72 They used the 130s to fly stuff in but they were expendable. The crews got out. I'm ok with that. It probably cost less than some Somalia Learing center pulled in.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:39 PM (vFG9F)


The two MH-6 Little Bird helos that were destroyed in-place were flown-in on one or more C-130s. Not joking. It's SOP for SpecOps. Some of the main rotor blades are removed, the remainder folded-back along the tail boom, and in they go. Trump said it only took 10 minutes to reassemble them after they were pushed out of the C-130s. Those tiny helos do not have aerial refueling capability, so were no doubt left behind when they were running out of time to get out of Dodge. Didn't have time to refuel them or disassemble and get them into C-130s.

A good explainer, with photos -
https://tinyurl.com/y6s2xvk8

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 04:51 PM (5rh/l)

129
I think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military



These idiot commies don't understand, iran DOES have a shitty military. But it's unrealistic to expect that we could kick the shit out of them without losing some assets or more importantly, losing some lives. It's war, it's baked into the cake, and I'm pretty sure that Trump knows that.

We could have lost 10 times the people or equipment and it still would have been a world-class epic curbstomping of the mullahs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 04:51 PM (y9nCu)

130 I think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military like Iraq and Afghanistan. Iran has a real military that's scoring some big kills. Trump is still in denial.


Dude, commenting with an erection is a bit declasse'.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (Riz8t)

131 "Iran has rejected a new cease-fire proposal from the United States, insisting instead on a permanent end to the conflict along with firm guarantees against future attacks. . . "

Forgive me for saying so but, isn't usually the party that is NOT getting their asses kicked that gets what they want during a negotiation?

Unless of course there is a Democratic administration in the White House.

Posted by: Wang Chung at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (cYBz/)

132 Iran should have stayed at home yesterday.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (gKWVE)

133 We got our asses handed to us. Here are our terms to have you stop beating the shit out of us.

Bold plan Cotton. Let's see if it works.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (xvV+O)

134 124 I think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military like Iraq and Afghanistan. Iran has a real military that's scoring some big kills. Trump is still in denial.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

What planet do these people live on?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 04:50 PM (N1DT3)

They're the Klingons around Uranus.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM (ynpvh)

135 Tousi even said that Trump has been arming Iranians the entire time.

Trump said we gave guns and ammo to the Kurds to distribute to the Iranian people but it never got distributed. (The Kurds deny this).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (2ocoG)

136 The Guard has nowhere to go. Except for NYC and Minneapolis they have nowhere to run to.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (pDt9x)


London. If memory serves, Kier Starmer has said that they are welcome in the UK. He was wearing a burka at the time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

137
OT but yeesh what I'm seeing on YouTube these days. Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)

138 Once the power, water, and food run out there will be a revolution of some kind.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (vFG9F)

139 124 I think trump was expecting iran to have a shitty military like Iraq and Afghanistan. Iran has a real military that's scoring some big kills. Trump is still in denial.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

What planet do these people live on?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

I was trying to come up with a "we've got them right where we want them" analogy, but I can't think of a beat down this one-sided to use. We've lost more aircraft to friendly fire than enemy action...after 5+ weeks of non-stop strikes across their whole country.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

140 Bold plan Cotton. Let's see if it works."

"And your plan is to blackmail this person?

Good luck"

/negotiations

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (XuXeR)

141 The Beach Boys were on the right track decades ago…. Most people thought that song title was Barbara Ann….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (OoFl2)

142
This brings to mind something Allahpundit (spit) said a long time ago: Iran isn't irrational, it's arational. It really does think everything is leading up to that 12th imam crawling out of his well. That's the only way to explain how it's still acting like it holds all the cards.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 06, 2026 04:33 PM (kdpJ5)


This is correct.

It's basically a stronger version of the Democrats/Libtards?Commie version of the "Arc of History" and "Reality is Progressive" silliness.

They're going to win no matter how insane their ideas are because, they conform to the "Arc of History".

With the Shia running Iran, everything conforms to the emergence of the 12th Iman as foretold by god himself.

So, yep, as long as they keep fighting they will win or so they believe.

You'd think they accept the reality of their defeat by now but nope. The government officials may have to be killed right down to the last man and woman.

To be honest, I'm kinda shocked that some ambitious lower functionary hasn't fragged the leadership by now.

A lieutenant's revolution so to speak.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (iJfKG)

143 “Leave me alone or I’ll hit your fist with my face again!!”

Is that how this works?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (LxER7)

144 ----
That's exactly what they are betting on. They want "international pressure" from the people they sell oil to to be applied to the USA to stop the attacks.

They also want the Islamists in the USA government (mostly Dems) to apply political pressure to President Trump to get him to back off.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Two failure points: Trump told the world, here's the oil, I don't need it come and take it, please.
And they didn't.
Democrats have turned their pressure points into a clownship.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (koh6z)

145 I heard the quick analysis recently: Iran understands chess deeply, Persians invented it. The problem is that the US plays Texas Hold'em.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (rbvCR)


The problem is that Iran has 3 pawns and a king whereas the US are 12 queens (but enough about the men in Congress), a king, and the US military.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (ExV1e)

146 @106 -- Hmmm...Bruce Campbell as DJT in the action movie...I like it!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (XMwZJ)

147 OT but yeesh what I'm seeing on YouTube these days. Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)

I also see peeps using AI to make new songs about the oppression in the UK.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

148 Once the power, water, and food run out there will be a revolution of some kind."

Tent sales will be thru the roof!

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (XuXeR)

149 119 100 vid includes a 16 year PJ vet who was active a few years ago. Might be 100% BS, but it just rings true to me, ymmv.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

I like the way you think.
Posted by: Dan Rather at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (JCZqz)

Hey, I'm just stipulating I don't have the vernacular or hands on experience to call bullshit. Also, I am not receiving a paycheck from CBS through their publicly licensed use of the airways. You can boycott all my advertisers if it makes you feel better.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (w/O5Q)

150 OT but yeesh what I'm seeing on YouTube these days. Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.

My daughter is a programmer and says AI is okay for small, discrete tasks, but turns into a giant CF (my words) for larger tasks.

The problem for her and other programmers is that it's just going to keep getting better.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)

151 "You'd think they accept the reality of their defeat by now but nope. The government officials may have to be killed right down to the last man and woman."

Allah's will?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (vFG9F)

152 To be honest, I'm kinda shocked that some ambitious lower functionary hasn't fragged the leadership by now.

A lieutenant's revolution so to speak.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 04:54 PM (iJfKG)

If they get too many of them in one place, we drop an airstrike on them.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)

153 A guy on Parler just commented that if Trump really wanted to irk the Iranian regime, he could threaten to send Newsom over to run things.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 04:56 PM (loAPd)

154 London. If memory serves, Kier Starmer has said that they are welcome in the UK. He was wearing a burka at the time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

UK has not declared the IRCG a terrorist organization. Queer Kier is saving some rent boys for them.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (3q1Kc)

155 "And your plan is to blackmail this person?

Good luck"


Could you repeat that in Albanian please?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

156 , I'm kinda shocked that some ambitious lower functionary hasn't fragged the leadership by now."

Ambitious types are already the leaders. Or dead. One feature of tribes is leadership calcification....

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (XuXeR)

157 142 The Beach Boys were on the right track decades ago…. Most people thought that song title was Barbara Ann….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

You assholes didn't give ME any credit back when I said it, but now that this Orange Asshole says it, it's cool? And during my funeral of all times!??!?!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (JCZqz)

158 The country of Iran filed a War Crimes case against the US based on the recent operations occurring throughout the country.

Iran has confirmed that US AC-130 Gunships have been broadcasting 24/7 the "Kami Cackling" ..

It has caused vomiting, severe headaches, joint pain, and hemorrhoids...

President Trump responded by saying.......
"Suck it up Goat Fuckin Ragheads"....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 06, 2026 04:57 PM (5dWeS)

159 A guy on Parler just commented that if Trump really wanted to irk the Iranian regime, he could threaten to send Newsom over to run things.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 04:56 PM (loAPd)

now that would be a genocide.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)

160 “We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”

Ayatollahs in hell want ice water. They aren't getting that either.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (4NO2D)

161 Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.

Translators did it to themselves. They're nearly all nose ring women with bright green hair now. There was a recent incident where characters in a Japanese anime said "Merry Christmas" in English and the American translator changed it to "Happy Holidays" and inserted a Kwanzaa reference. X's auto-translate has proven that Grok can do idiomatic Japanese/English translation at a large scale.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (2ocoG)

162 but it never got distributed. (The Kurds deny this).
Posted by: Ian S.
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Kurds are saving the guns for the Turks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (koh6z)

163 Parler just commented that if Trump really wanted to irk the Iranian regime, he could threaten to send Newsom over to run things"

There are limits...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (XuXeR)

164 " Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI."

I think most commercials nowadays are AI. Watch one and see if you can tell. It will make you wonder.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

165 The Guard has nowhere to go. Except for NYC and Minneapolis they have nowhere to run to.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:41 PM (pDt9x)

London. If memory serves, Kier Starmer has said that they are welcome in the UK. He was wearing a burka at the time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

His goat furry costume was at the cleaners....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (S/Y4j)

166
The first Ayatollah was kicking his heels in Turkey and Iraq before the revolution.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)


Until Saddam kicked him out of the country about a year before the revolution. He spent that time in France...



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)

167 Could you repeat that in Albanian please?
Posted by: Archimedes

fat i mirë

That's at least what Google translate says. I can confirm mirë is good lol

Posted by: Military Moron at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (JCZqz)

168 "We have a plan, because of the power of our military, where every bridge in Iran will be decimated by 12 o’clock tomorrow night, where every power plant in Iran will be out of business...it'll happen over a period of 4hrs if we want it to. We don’t want that to happen."

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (loAPd)

169 I was wondering the other day if the St Jude's commercials were AI, and if they were, would it make any difference?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:59 PM (vFG9F)

170 Parler just commented that if Trump really wanted to irk the Iranian regime, he could threaten to send Newsom over to run things"

There are limits...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 04:58 PM (XuXeR)

Parler still exists?? I had an account in 2020 then J6 happened and the whole thing seemed to disappear…. I thought the earth swallowed it up

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (Wmg4n)

171 I heard two things in the last couple of weeks.

One is that Kurds were moving into Iran to engage the IRGC with small arms. (Don't you DARE misinterpret that.)

The other is that ISIS in Iraq was moving into Iran to help massacre the Iranian people.

Is there anything to either of those rumors?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (GD2xa)

172 Kurds are saving the guns for the Turks.
Posted by: Braenyard

But they're our NATO allies!!! /s

Posted by: Military Moron at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (JCZqz)

173 OT but yeesh what I'm seeing on YouTube these days. Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)


At least in the case of programmers, these decisions are being made by the army of foreign born CEOs and is going to bite the US, if not the world, in the ass.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)

174 OT but yeesh what I'm seeing on YouTube these days. Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)

The next AI target is authors. Probably backed by the Big 5 so they don't have to pay writers. AI books, all royalties to the house.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (DAuKx)

175 Amost daily see a top man got whacked, who wants the job?

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia/+0)

176 Grok can do idiomatic Japanese/English translation at a large scale.
Posted by: Ian S
--------

Read that the Japanese and American meat eaters have become fast friends after Musk's translator enabled Japanese/English.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (koh6z)

177 164 Parler just commented that if Trump really wanted to irk the Iranian regime, he could threaten to send Newsom over to run things"

There are limits...

NO THERE AREN'T!
Why settle for the Lesser Evil?

Send AOC without a Burka to give Political Lectures.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (h4n6w)

178 6JLMP is a troll

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (+QijZ)

179 176 I don't think AI can be copyrighted, so anyone can steal the text and reprint it.

Posted by: the lower depths at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (PrKv7)

180 I took a 13 week course to learn to troll.

Posted by: Pawl at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (vFG9F)

181 Trump was not expecting Iran to have a shitty military. He knew better. He was expecting someone in Iran to act decently. But like dealing with Democrats and thr press, that was a bit of flawed belief. Where hate, envy and incalculable stupidity reign, violence is the only resort.

And....it's the Iranians, not Trump, who have the Hormuz closed.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (kGdxl)

182 The Europeans and lefties are pushing for Iran's complete destruction too.

Not willing to help.
Want this to drag out for political points.
Want the US to experience defeat.

President Trump is right. Take everything out and let the progtards rebuild.

Grok said Iran exported about 2.2 million barrels of oil a day, mainly to China. Opec is near capacity but at high enough prices, that can be made up over a while.

Gas is still cheaper than the $5.02 under Biden, which was 'totally not his fault' according to the lefties. Covid! Russia!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (Sco7b)

183 At least in the case of programmers, these decisions are being made by the army of foreign born CEOs and is going to bite the US, if not the world, in the ass.

Not that many programmers are being replaced by AI. Many of us, in fact, are using AI as a jetpack and being more productive. But CEOs are using AI as the new excuse du jour in order to cut down the excessive hiring that occured during Covid when it was assumed people would be kept locked up and consuming product forever.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (2ocoG)

184 They're the Klingons around Uranus.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 04:52 PM


I've. Got. A galaxy. To save. I don't. Have time. For this sh*t!

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (0sNs1)

185 Poor, pathetic, Paul.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2026 05:03 PM (xvV+O)

186 This war would have never started if we just released the Epstein files back in December like the DOJ was required to do
Maybe that Redditor idiot didn't get the memo...the first batch of Epstein files were release on Dec. 19, 2025.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 05:03 PM (XMwZJ)

187 @151

>>The problem for her and other programmers is that it's just going to keep getting better.

The main problem for ai right now is holding context for very large codebases.

I think they have gotten it up to 1 million lines of code for two weeks.

Once it can get to say 20 million lines of code and multiple months of context, most programmers will be out of a job.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 05:03 PM (elfcD)

188 Read that the Japanese and American meat eaters have become fast friends after Musk's translator enabled Japanese/English.

It can, I've seen it myself. Far more than just meat eating, too. The Japanese also like to insult Communists.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (2ocoG)

189 177 Amost daily see a top man got whacked, who wants the job?

Who wants a TACO? I SURE DO!
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-SaveDaWorldTakeTheGun

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (h4n6w)

190 The other is that ISIS in Iraq was moving into Iran to help massacre the Iranian people.

Is there anything to either of those rumors?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (GD2xa)

I heard Tousi TV mention them calling for allies in Iraq and Pakistan to come into the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (8avO+)

191 The problem for her and other programmers is that it's just going to keep getting better.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)


So says the CEOs of AI companies.

It'll never understand the code or what it's trying to accomplish. It can only parrot what it thinks is the most likely set of words to achieve the prompt.

As more and more of the codebase becomes AI generated, it will get worse. And worse. And worse. And there won't be humans capable of figuring out WTF is happening.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ExV1e)

192 >>>I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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We are entering the Second Industrial Revolution.
It's going to get radical, hold on to your hat, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (koh6z)

193 'Tis only a scratch!

Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (Av6i5)

194 179 164 Parler just commented that if Trump really wanted to irk the Iranian regime, he could threaten to send Newsom over to run things"

There are limits...

NO THERE AREN'T!
Why settle for the Lesser Evil?

Send AOC without a Burka to give Political Lectures.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (h4n6w)

Stacy Abrams in a G-string bikini to double their coverage.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (S/Y4j)

195 One is that Kurds were moving into Iran to engage the IRGC with small arms. (Don't you DARE misinterpret that.)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM


Even David Hogg T-Rexesque arms are better than no arms!

* sob *

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (0sNs1)

196 Lol

MS Now...I do the watching so you don't have to.

"Trump's profane Iran post raises questions about mental fitness.'

They need fainting couches.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)

197 “We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”

Well, I know only one way to guarantee that. Total abject destruction of your entire country it is, then.

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (rsRnr)

198 But if you kill them, you'll just create more! Better give them what they want instead.
Posted by: Braindead Leftist at April 06, 2026 04:45 PM (JCZqz)


If there is anything the last 47 years of dealing with these asshats has taught us, it is the complete stupidity of that statement. Whenever we (or Israel) have kicked their asses, recruiting drops. Dramatically. To the point where they have to sweep through villages and round up kids to make them soldiers for Allah. When they have success, and the west (think Democrats) do nothing, recruiting goes up for them.
Nobody joins a losing side.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 05:05 PM (2WIwB)

199 At least in the case of programmers, these decisions are being made by the army of foreign born CEOs and is going to bite the US, if not the world, in the ass.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)
------
Indians are inherently lazy, short-sighted circle-talkers who make decisions by the seat of their pants with a heavy dose of caste-system bullshit thrown in for good measure?

Nahhhhhhhhh

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 05:06 PM (oqH4h)

200 {Nasty Loud Horn Sound}
Sorry, wrong answer. We will continue bombing, now 20,000 targets.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

MAGAfada

Posted by: Tim William McFall at April 06, 2026 05:06 PM (OXWQ1)

201 There's a series from the History Channel,
The Men Who Built America, it's a watch.
Find out the sequence and watch it in order.
Not too long ago it could be cherry picked from Bing for free.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:07 PM (koh6z)

202 The next AI target is authors. Probably backed by the Big 5 so they don't have to pay writers. AI books, all royalties to the house.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 05:01 PM (DAuKx)

I've seen a ton of what I assume is AI SF. It has a nostalgic 30s 40s atmosphere where the Terrans are special compared to other aliens are making friends with alien kitten terrors.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)

203 We are as real as the pimple on your ass!

Posted by: Caleb and Alec For Shriners at April 06, 2026 05:09 PM (oftw2)

204 Easter egg hunt horror as kids stumble across possible small human skull

Authorities in Long Beach have launched an investigation after possible human remains were found during an Easter egg hunt Sunday.

Police were called to DeForest Park on the 5900 block of De Forest Avenue at approximately 5 p.m. after a family looking for eggs found what appeared to be a small skull in the ground.

Aerial footage obtained by Fox11 shows what appears to be a skull protruding out of the ground with authorities nearby as they clear the scene.

Family members told CBS that along with the small skull, which they think belongs to a child, there were other small bones nearby.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 05:09 PM (CNl8/)

205 As more and more of the codebase becomes AI generated, it will get worse. And worse. And worse. And there won't be humans capable of figuring out WTF is happening.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ExV1e)

Until it can isolate likely reasons for an issue, from its innate knowledge of the design, it won't replace programmers. It takes time to reach that level of familiarity, then to find out how to verify it.

I've reached that level with multiple codebases, for different employers. It isn't easy, but it makes the difference in how long a system is down.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:09 PM (S/Y4j)

206 I don't think AI can be copyrighted, so anyone can steal the text and reprint it.
Posted by: the lower depths at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (PrKv7)

Won't matter that much. Put writers out of business, no money lost to real people.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 05:09 PM (cp7vR)

207 As more and more of the codebase becomes AI generated, it will get worse. And worse. And worse. And there won't be humans capable of figuring out WTF is happening.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ExV1e)
----
Yeah, it's a recursive loop of GIGO.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 05:10 PM (oqH4h)

208 At least in the case of programmers, these decisions are being made by the army of foreign born CEOs and is going to bite the US, if not the world, in the ass.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)

Oracle is in hot water for its recent layoffs, and simultaneous bids for large swaths of H1B visas.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:10 PM (S/Y4j)

209 Remorse, phone. What the hell is femorse?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Something something "coyote ugly."

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (NVsxt)

210 CNN is worried about innocent people getting hurt. CBC is showing concern too.

So, basically, end the war or win it without hurting anyone.

Go to hell.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (Sco7b)

211 Yeah, it's a recursive loop of GIGO.


is this about me?

Posted by: the geico gekko at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (oY6Yp)

212 148 OT but yeesh what I'm seeing on YouTube these days. Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)

I also see peeps using AI to make new songs about the oppression in the UK.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)


This is my favorite:

Sun All Year Round – Remigration Farewell (Amelia Meme Song)
https://youtu.be/hSm3zQG5K2g

Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (Sy6m/)

213 138
OT but yeesh what I'm seeing on YouTube these days. Artists, translators, programmers, voice actors, all losing their livelihoods to AI. I'm sure there are plenty of other professions shrinking dramatically, too; that's just what I'm seeing right now. Really tough news for some people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 04:53 PM (n7rxJ)

Any time there is technical innovation, it brings disruption in the workforce...it sucks during the adjustment time...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 05:12 PM (tOcjL)

214 193 As more and more of the codebase becomes AI generated, it will get worse. And worse. And worse. And there won't be humans capable of figuring out WTF is happening.

hmm. might be better than agile.

not that i'm bitter or anything.

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:13 PM (oY6Yp)

215 Cease fire is a temporary condition for negotiations.

I'm pretty certain that they have nothing to bargain with, except unconditional surrender and regimen change.

I think Israel has some reliable intel to consider in this situation

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 05:13 PM (Fbc0I)

216 Stupid and fanatical is a fine way for our enemies to approach death. Onward to their glorious deaths!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:14 PM (NWwW8)

217 208 I don't think AI can be copyrighted, so anyone can steal the text and reprint it.
Posted by: the lower depths at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (PrKv7)

Won't matter that much. Put writers out of business, no money lost to real people.


i just want to remind everyone that george orwell foresaw the prole novel-writing machines back in '48.

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:14 PM (oY6Yp)

218 Sun All Year Round – Remigration Farewell (Amelia Meme Song)
https://youtu.be/hSm3zQG5K2g
Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:11 PM (Sy6m/)

A Million Amelias is catchy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B4524ot5BM

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)

219 199 “We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”
...
Well, I know only one way to guarantee that. Total abject destruction of your entire country it is, then.

And this was the only thing Japan and Germany understood either, something, like such satire, which is lost upon the Noodle Headed Macaroni that he has any chance whatsoever against Russia, but is willing to sacrifice 100's of millions to set up another Vichy regime.

Even as so many waves of Terror appear over the horizon as did the Luftwaffe during the Battle of Britian, mouthly LIBs demand that you not only Sponsor your Adversaries, but actively Defend them as well, that you could't possible understand the intent of each pilot even as they guide them unto their targets, even as they push to be first into the bunkers, not because they value their own lives, but rather, to displace someone else who does.

forWAR'd !!!
LIBs. What Price their Vision?

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RememberThisWell :: THERE WILL BE NO PEACE AS LONG AS (CHARLIE) KIRK IS REMEMBERED -- Klingon Ambassador -libbing out.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:15 PM (h4n6w)

220 217 I'm pretty certain that they have nothing to bargain with, except unconditional surrender and regimen change.

not certain whether typo or whether we'll force them to do lots of burpees.

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:15 PM (oY6Yp)

221 I’ll eat my hat if AI replaces any appreciable number of SW engineers in my lifetime…. The Terminator is science fiction

I’m talking about my industry, defense and aerospace where it absolutely positively has to work right the first time because you don’t get a second chance in space

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 05:16 PM (OoFl2)

222 There's never going to be an unconditional surrender signed on the deck of some battleship like we got in WW2.

That's sort of the problem with wars in the Middle East. We never got that with the Taliban, why would we get that here? You just have to kill all of them.

I'm in the camp that if you start a war you better be prepared to finish, so I guess it's boots on the ground in the Straits of Hormuz?

Posted by: Leupold at April 06, 2026 05:16 PM (Hpr9N)

223 206 Easter egg hunt horror as kids stumble across possible small human skull

hobbitses.

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:17 PM (oY6Yp)

224 I also see peeps using AI to make new songs about the oppression in the UK.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

Some people also using AI to make 10 minute Star Wars episodes based on the extended universe. Given a choice of AI content vs Starfleet Academy type content created by 'real' people, I'll take the AI slop. Especially if it means the r*tards currently dominating in Hollywood lose their f**king jobs.

Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 05:18 PM (7gpcF)

225 Iran needs nukes or it would suffer endless shame.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 05:18 PM (/lPRQ)

226 90 days of his 13 week course were a variety of techniques related to sucking cock by choice. Only one day is actually devoted to trolling.

Posted by: Troll College at April 06, 2026 05:18 PM (FzMmE)

227 John D.Rockefeller speaks before the judge.

4 minutes

youtu.be/fvBYsGRJ7x4?t=1638

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:18 PM (koh6z)

228 218 Stupid and fanatical is a fine way for our enemies to approach death. Onward to their glorious deaths!

The denoumont is of course a RoadWarrior/MadMax conflagration of Kharg. any less is a failure of imagination.
This is not only how they are using their own people as human shields, but the rest of the world as hostage because pearl clutching LIBs can never deviate from the path where, the guilty are rewarded, the Innocent are Punished, the medicore, the Unworthy, the DEPRAVED are CHAMPIONED on the basis of their Depravity.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism
Release, indeed, FREE AND SPONSOR! the HUNTER BIDEN's, the NICK REINER's, the ever now, and future present Epstein's, Clinton's, Soros', the John Walker/American Taliban's, the James Fergie Chambers (Cox Heir and professional revolutionaries) who will proudly do unto their own people PRECISELY what they forbid us to do to our Adversaries.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBGavinsRealityBomb
And the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become NOTHING...


Ever wonder?
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:19 PM (h4n6w)

229 I suspect they may never have to be attacked by the USA soon again after this is concluded.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2026 05:19 PM (n5tGW)

230 Iran will quit for the short term, but won't stop indefinitely

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0)

231 The ragheads are "PATHOLOGICAL LIARS"


They will DELAY>>>>DELAY>>>>DELAY>>> ANF LIE !!!!

Finish the job Mr. President while we have them by the Balls.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 05:19 PM (jzqpX)

232 183 Trump was not expecting Iran to have a shitty military. He knew better. He was expecting someone in Iran to act decently. But like dealing with Democrats and thr press, that was a bit of flawed belief. Where hate, envy and incalculable stupidity reign, violence is the only resort.

And....it's the Iranians, not Trump, who have the Hormuz closed.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 06, 2026 05:02 PM (kGdxl)


I do not believe that Trump had any specific expectation. The plan of "Bomb it into rubble, then make the rubble bounce" does not depend on the enemy's reaction for its success.

Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:20 PM (Sy6m/)

233 Doesn't matter what they say, they are required to lie to us. Zero reasons not to bomb 'em back to the stone age tomorrow night. Just get 'er done and let's all move on.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2026 05:20 PM (vWBRj)

234 >>>not certain whether typo or whether we'll force them to do lots of burpees.

Posted by: anachronda

>Clearly we need to refine our AI language engines before we build a space station on the moon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 05:21 PM (Fbc0I)

235 Easter egg hunt horror as kids stumble across possible small human skull

hobbitses.


Democrats.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 05:21 PM (Riz8t)

236 There's never going to be an unconditional surrender signed on the deck of some battleship like we got in WW2.

That's sort of the problem with wars in the Middle East. We never got that with the Taliban, why would we get that here? You just have to kill all of them.

I'm in the camp that if you start a war you better be prepared to finish, so I guess it's boots on the ground in the Straits of Hormuz?
Posted by: Leupold at April 06, 2026 05:16 PM (Hpr9N)

don't have to be our boots. but unless the IGRC abandons more posts than they are now, someone will have to hold at least an enclave. Saudis and Gulf states could hold a city while we build a militia or kill enough leadership for the regime to collapse.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)

237 At least they loudly and publicly rejected our overtures.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 05:22 PM (BI5O2)

238 188 This war would have never started if we just released the Epstein files back in December like the DOJ was required to do
Maybe that Redditor idiot didn't get the memo...the first batch of Epstein files were release on Dec. 19, 2025.


yeah, but they still haven't released the portion that will put trump in jail.

Posted by: that redditor at April 06, 2026 05:22 PM (oY6Yp)

239 Bill Kristol is...not smart.

https://x.com/instapundit/status/2041223698108059827

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 05:23 PM (Riz8t)

240 OT- Since we're past 100, I wanted to make on OT comment . Just got back from a seeing "A Great Awakening" from " Sight and Sound" about the powerful English preacher George Whitefield, his friendship with the Wesley's , preaching tours of America and his friendship with Benjamin Franklin . Very fine, uplifting film combining religion, faith and patriotism and very well acted. I must generally go to oddball but there were quite a few people on a Monday afternoon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:23 PM (yZ9w8)

241 230 Iran will quit for the short term, but won't stop indefinitely
Posted by: Skip
--

The intent is for no one with that desire to remain.
The intent is for them all to reside with their virgins.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (koh6z)

242 I'm so old I remember "Unconditional Surrender."

Posted by: Oh By The Way at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (BvmD+)

243 The Koran tells them to cheat and lie to non believers

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (Ia/+0)

244 240-oddball "films"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (yZ9w8)

245 When I listen to an AI generated narration of a video, it all sounds great until the AI makes an obvious pronunciation error. Like the word “lead”: should it be pronounced to rhyme with “red” or “reed”? A human narrator would know from context, but AI doesn’t understand context and will give the wrong reading at times. This is jarring along with an inability to properly swear: an AI will read out the letters and symbols as “F,” “asterisk,” “asterisk,” “K,” even when the script has the proper four letter word in it, since it is not allowed to speak the word properly.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (NWwW8)

246 Well, I guess we just get to keep killing their leadership, and now make it very difficult for the internal security forces to move by blowing up bridges. I guess we haven't found the flexible IRGC commander yet. How far down do we need to go to see if that person exists? I'm happy to pop the popcorn and watch.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 06, 2026 05:27 PM (GZYu7)

247 Choices were made. Unleash the dogs of war and demand unconditional surrender in return.

Posted by: AlecK at April 06, 2026 05:27 PM (cMlC1)

248 I hear pickled beets are on the Orion menu. God help them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 05:27 PM (Fbc0I)

249 The Koran tells them to cheat and lie to non believers
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:26 PM (Ia/+0)

They can do that all they like once they are separated from control of the regime. They will have a new hobby of escaping Mossad.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)

250 don't have to be our boots. but unless the IGRC abandons more posts than they are now, someone will have to hold at least an enclave. Saudis and Gulf states could hold a city while we build a militia or kill enough leadership for the regime to collapse.
--
I suspect you will get an Arab coalition that will take over land on the other side of the strait. They will move into cities and the revolution will start then. Will be a way to supply support a domestic armed force. The remnants of the fanatic aholes will wind up using the population as human shields. It will be a bloody mess. Last at least a year. Eventually it will get cleaned up and re-civilized. I think the admin knows the end game, they just aren't talking about it because they aren't stupid.

Posted by: It had to be done, and he was the only one with the balls to do it at April 06, 2026 05:28 PM (anL5R)

251 *woof-woof*

That's my other dog imitation.

Posted by: Oddball at April 06, 2026 05:28 PM (Y1sOo)

252 238 188 This war would have never started if we just released the Epstein files back in December like the DOJ was required to do
...
yeah, but they still haven't released the portion that will put trump in jail.

You still don't get it, all these politico's -- their just shock absorbers for the adjenda that's to come... your cooperation is appreciated, and EXPECTED.

Trump reported Epstein, and the reasons why our favorite MSNBC/unclesourpuss is the one who needs to be indicted have already been posted, MI6 has the info, PrinceAndrew was st00p1d enough to fall in the trap.. of all people with half a neuron, he should be the one telling the 'whole story', but he lacks even that! Pathetic.

Charlie Kirk's famous byline: PROVE ME WRONG.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (h4n6w)

253 It's good that the US military continues to serve generous helpings of Kaboom to the Iranian military.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (CHHv1)

254 How can the Head Goatherder In Charge surrender if we keep killing the Head Goathereder In Charge?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (BvmD+)

255 Speaking of AI, YouTube is bombarding me with ads for an "AI companion." Apparently the algorithm has determined that anybody who watches videos about amateur radio and naval history must be desperately lonely enough to want an artificial girlfriend. The ads are fairly suggestive and imply that the program will do anything I ask. I'm guessing its sammich-making skills are lacking.

Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (8sD0/)

256 Let’s send all the Mullahs and the men who back them to their 72 raisins. That’s a win/win solution.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:29 PM (NWwW8)

257 252 Trump reported Epstein

that was just to establish plausible deniability.

Posted by: that redditor at April 06, 2026 05:30 PM (oY6Yp)

258 Speaking of books, I'm thinking Oglaf this week may or may not be allowed into the book thread.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (gKWVE)

259 255 Speaking of AI, YouTube is bombarding me with ads for an "AI companion." Apparently the algorithm has determined that anybody who watches videos about amateur radio and naval history must be desperately lonely enough to want an artificial girlfriend. The ads are fairly suggestive and imply that the program will do anything I ask. I'm guessing its sammich-making skills are lacking.

soon

Posted by: elon musk's humanoid robot at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (oY6Yp)

260 They have elected to receive

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (jrgJz)

261 254 How can the Head Goatherder In Charge surrender if we keep killing the Head Goathereder In Charge?

one at a time

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (oY6Yp)

262 Bill Kristol is...not smart.
===
Watching your wife get spit roasted by immigrants will make you stupid.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (anL5R)

263 I sense a can of whopp ass opening up soon

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (fE6HJ)

264 257 252 Trump reported Epstein

that was just to establish plausible deniability.

If unclesourpuss becomes the sole resident of Alcatraz, the Ken Ley, or Colby&theCanoe treatement, who cares?

America250 can move-on into the future, rather than forever forWAR'd.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (h4n6w)

265 255 Speaking of AI, YouTube is bombarding me with ads for an "AI companion." Apparently the algorithm has determined that anybody who watches videos about amateur radio and naval history must be desperately lonely enough to want an artificial girlfriend. The ads are fairly suggestive and imply that the program will do anything I ask. I'm guessing its sammich-making skills are lacking.

soon
Posted by: elon musk's humanoid robot at April 06, 2026 05:31 PM (oY6Yp)

tie it to your DoorDash or equivalent.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (8avO+)

266 85 Hard to believe they are asking for an end to the war while we are still mourning John McCain.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 06, 2026 04:42 PM (XX/Pw)


----

This is funny on a couple of levels.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 05:33 PM (aZm/F)

267 Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at April 06, 2026 05:33 PM (vTTFR)

268 >>> The ads are fairly suggestive and imply that the program will do anything I ask. I'm guessing its sammich-making skills are lacking.

Posted by: PabloD

>I've been receiving AI texts with attached photos, of sexbots that are too perfect to be believed. They never come calling and knock on the door.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Fbc0I)

269 It's the worst job on the planet.

Posted by: What is the Vice-Goatherder In Charge, Alex? at April 06, 2026 05:35 PM (BvmD+)

270 239 Bill Kristol is...not smart.

https://x.com/instapundit/status/2041223698108059827
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 05:23 PM (Riz8t)

-----

You are...too kind.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 05:35 PM (aZm/F)

271 Iran wasn't building Nukes as a deterrent, tjey were building it to yse it, probably their primary targets Israel and US

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)

272 Somebody laid a turd on 171.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 06, 2026 05:35 PM (JNTt1)

273 Through their greed and avarice, the mullahs and their IRGC goons have brought Iran to its knees. Unbelievable wealth has been squandered and stolen for the benefit of the politically connected. Water is now more precious than oil, entire regions of the country have, or will soon be, inhabitable. Money for dams, water diversion projects, are all a means to line the pockets of the wealthy. Water for nuclear weapons projects, water for weapons production, water for mining, water for foundries. The national aquifers are being drained faster than they can be naturally replenished - to the point that they are poisoned by natural salinization. Reservoirs are at record low levels.

All of this, for decades, before President DJT ordered a single bomb strike.

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 05:36 PM (rj6Yv)

274 Poor Mista Pour is fixing to have a boom boom.

I MISS ACE! The boss is taking a long weekend and I mourn.

Life will go on...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 05:36 PM (WONhk)

275 Correction: Turd on 171 has already been cleaned up and the renumbering has changed.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 06, 2026 05:37 PM (JNTt1)

276 Iran has rejected a new cease-fire proposal

"Thank you, Sir, may I have another?"

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 05:38 PM (Cuw0G)

277 I sense a can of whopp ass opening up soon
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 05:32 PM (fE6HJ)

I think we're about to see a warehouse full opened.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 05:39 PM (S/Y4j)

278 OT:

Orion is now only 5000 miles or so away from the Moon, traveling at a very slow 972 mph....

Hopefully they will have enough momentum to break Lunar orbit and return to Earth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 05:40 PM (ESVrU)

279
We are entering the Second Industrial Revolution.
It's going to get radical, hold on to your hat, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Braenyard

==============

That's what I think. We're going to have to figure out whole new ways of developing and funneling human potential. Until then... Suckworld, for many.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (n7rxJ)

280 #273 uninhabitable for "inhabitable".

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (rj6Yv)

281 New thread.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (lFFaq)

282 Nobody put the quit in those mullahs.
Obviously more need virgins.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (KtOUo)

283 Not sure if this has been posted yet. Hahaha, fucking creep.


A Democratic activist says she is working with multiple women preparing to come forward with sexual harassment allegations against California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (NtVYv)

284 That's what I think. We're going to have to figure out whole new ways of developing and funneling human potential. Until then... Suckworld, for many.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (n7rxJ)

It's a bit hard for me to be broken up about Hollywood.

If AI helps people create something interesting without gay messaging and people screaming racism, perfect.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)

285 “We won’t merely accept a ceasefire,” Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour, head of Iran’s diplomatic mission in Cairo, said in remarks to The Associated Press.

“We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”

Posted by: CBD at 04:20 PM
===========================
Sure.

Just agree to play nice and quit trying to wreak havoc all over the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 05:44 PM (QRgMb)

286 Charlie Kirk had “Prove Me Wrong,” but Steven Crowder was earlier. He set up a folding table on the campus of Texas Christian University. He placed a sign on the table that read, "Male Privilege is a myth / Change My Mind," sat down with a mug of coffee, and waited for students to debate him. A photograph of that event quickly became a meme with people swapping their slogan for Crowder’s. I think this lead to Kirk’s “Prove Me Wrong,” which is a more intellectual approach than Crowder’s (after all, you could change somebody’s mind by using sufficient force, or even the threat of it, at least outwardly).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (NWwW8)

287 #22 just got over 5X salary bump.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (KtOUo)

288 A Democratic activist says she is working with multiple women preparing to come forward with sexual harassment allegations against California Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 05:41 PM (NtVYv)
====================
How many are foreign spies?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 05:45 PM (QRgMb)

289 109 There was lots of people trying to get up that mountain. They did not get up that mountain.

Parts of them did.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

I remember a leftist apologetic on the Soviet Purges arguing 'but there was so much upward mobility!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

290 The Mullahs don’t want a ceasefire because they realize Trump is using it just as they would: to move carriers into position, reallocate units and materiel, and generally to prepare for the next stage of the war. How dare he!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 05:48 PM (NWwW8)

291 Sobering news tonight: the Iranians have captured a Teriaki Beef Stick. It is not expected to survive.

How does this diminish American prestige?

Posted by: This is CNN at April 06, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

292
The mullahs are like the Japanese in July, 1945. They know they won't win but want to try to hold out until we get tired and quit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 05:49 PM (tgvbd)

293 Pride Month will soon start, and of course Iran will want a cease fire so the rulers can celebrate. Also, summer is coming and the Ayatollah will presumably be looking to visit Provincetown, so I bet the conflict ends then.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 05:49 PM (QRgMb)

294 Nood. Blowing.

Posted by: This is CNN at April 06, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)

295 Have you ever thought about publishing an e-book or
guest authoring on other blogs? I have a blog based on the same subjects you
discuss and would really like to have you share some stories/information. I know my viewers would enjoy your
work. If you are even remotely interested, feel free to shoot me an email.

Posted by: 11uu.wang at April 06, 2026 06:08 PM (JMn/g)

296 Trump: Iran to be taken out and shot tomorrow night.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at April 06, 2026 06:34 PM (uNwvV)

297 Something tells me the folks “negotiating “ for Iranians are all Mossad Agents.

Posted by: epador at April 06, 2026 06:35 PM (uK/Du)

298 “We won’t merely accept a ceasefire,” Mojtaba Ferdousi Pour, head of Iran’s diplomatic mission in Cairo, said in remarks to The Associated Press.

“We only accept an end to the war with guarantees that we won’t be attacked again.”

Posted by: CBD at 04:20 PM


Heh ... Iran is relying on "world opinion" while weird-beards pretend they're the victims.

Pres. Trump came to chew bubblegum and kick ass. Too bad he's all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 06, 2026 06:40 PM (ksbjf)

299 LOS

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 06:50 PM (hJH5n)

300 BMTHOAG!

Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at April 06, 2026 07:09 PM (bIqxZ)

301 That Cerno-InuencerSphere talk from last thread has me ina tiZy!!!!

Now it's satalite companies are keeping us in the dark because the FEd Gov doesn't want to reveal that all our bases our rubble and there are thousands dead. Cerno asks the big question...why hide this data and images if other people in other countries have access.....if that's the case why hasn't DIPShIt EuroCuck just posted the images in X?

Dumb, Dumber, more dumb dumbest, fucking retarded.

But Luke RudkowskiTard says it's much worse than we can fathom!!!

CLICK LIKE SUBSCRIBE

Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 07:35 PM (aC6Ma)

302 Where's the part where the U.S. has to supply Iran with five free nuclear ICBMs as compensation?

Posted by: MartynWW at April 06, 2026 07:56 PM (M9zxq)

303 I can guarantee more attacks.
Will make the rubble bounce and bounce until it is all dust.
We know where the oil is and we can take it when we want.

Posted by: Giving Elizabeth Warren all my charitable contributions at April 06, 2026 08:24 PM (T9wuC)

304 "Sobering news tonight: the Iranians have captured a Teriaki Beef Stick. It is not expected to survive.

How does this diminish American prestige?"

Not to mention the American flag underwear. The Islamic fanatics have issued their ritual challenge. "May thy briefs rip and tatter!"

Posted by: ObsidianKnife at April 07, 2026 11:39 AM (XMYbN)

Groundhog Daze Open Thread

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:00 PM




Comments

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (mdSmG)

2 Oh, those are cute.
Thank you.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (Sco7b)

3
1st

Posted by: Clive Underwood Cuthbertson-Klein at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (BI5O2)

4
The Canadian keeps asking when they're going to get there.

He shut up for awhile when the others told him if he's quiet and sits in the back, they'll take him to Bucky's.

Then he realized that the Moon has not Bucky's...yet.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (iJfKG)

5 Why is it Groundhog Day instead of Woodchuck Day?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (CNl8/)

6 5 Why is it Groundhog Day instead of Woodchuck Day?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (CNl8/)

=====

There are consequences to woodcucks not being able to chuck wood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (mdSmG)

7 him to Bucky's."

Que?

Posted by: Buc-ee's at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (XuXeR)

8 Too late to name the crater Oprah's Mish?

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (lCppi)

9 5 Why is it Groundhog Day instead of Woodchuck Day?
Posted by: Mark1971


I think I've heard that question before.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (gKWVE)

10 I was surprised at how big groundhogs are when I saw one in the wild the first time. Burrowing rodents in the southwest are generally much smaller.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (lFFaq)

11 name suggestions for two craters spotted on the moon, one of which they would like to dedicate to the late wife of astronaut and crew member Reid Wiseman.

She had a nice ass?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Kt19C)

12 Can I just put the whole fiasco behind me and move on with my life? I mean who knew the vicious little rodent was a republican?

Posted by: Bill DeBlasio at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (anL5R)

13 The only reason that guy is tolerating the vermin is because he can make enough money on youtube to compensate for the damage they do to his garden.

Otherwise they'd be fertilizer.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (a+4eV)

14 Groundhogs always attacked my garden back in Virginia.

I didn't keep track of the bodycount, but they didn't get away without consequences.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (N1DT3)

15 Don't drive angry.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (4NO2D)

16 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

17 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (OoFl2)

18 Can I just put the whole fiasco behind me and move on with my life? I mean who knew the vicious little rodent was a republican?"

I know, huh?

Posted by: Zombie Jimmeh Carter at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (XuXeR)

19 him to Bucky's."

Que?
Posted by: Buc-ee's at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (XuXeR)
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"Bucky's" must be the French spelling, though I'd expect more q's....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ESVrU)

20 Groundhogs don't bounce worth a shit.

Posted by: Bill de Blasio at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (lZt8q)

21 What? No Bill Murray?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (NpAcC)

22 16 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

=====

I once heard Obama say that breathing is good.

Everyone should stop breathing now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (mdSmG)

23 I understood this joke:

@TheBabylonBee 5m
'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon https://buff.ly/qcPH41F

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (diia5)

24 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM


Half a cord, tops.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (4NO2D)

25 Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?
Posted by: Ian S.


I think that falls under the Blind Squirrel exception.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (a+4eV)

26 There are consequences to woodcucks not being able to chuck wood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM


Wood *cucks*? Shouldn't they be watching other mens' wood instead of chucking it?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (2ocoG)

27 Supposed to get down to freezing tomorrow night then be up to 80 by Friday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

28 I love Groundhog Day. One of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (77rzZ)

29 She had a nice ass?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Kt19C)

Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

30 I detest groundhogs. I'm not ashamed to say that my brother and I would find a groundhog hole system (and they are freakin system...lots of entrances) and then set up a lawn chair with a cooler of cold drinks and wait patiently with a trusty Remington 870 for the menace to stick his lumpy head up.

In my defense, I'm been tossed off of riding mowers because of those pieces of hairy shit.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)

31 I've never seen a groundhog in real life before but I saw a weasel yesterday that I caught in a gopher trap. The weasel was smaller than I thought they'd be, smaller than a ground squirrel.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (qWalT)

32 How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (GDFK9)

33 Supposed to get down to freezing tomorrow night then be up to 80 by Friday.
---
It is officially wrong coat season.

Posted by: I'm always poorly dressed at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)

34 I had woodchucks at this place, til my trusty, woodchuck-terminating labrador dispensed with them.

But there's been a knock-on effect - my neighbor had a woodchuck, but no wherewithal to get rid of him.

With no nearby woodchuck competitors, this woodchuck has grown to Gorlock-esque proportions.

I used to worry about him getting through my back fence. Now I'm not sure if he could fit through my gate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (IXZGh)

36 We have a groundhog that lives in the backyard, named Churchill. Also a rabbit, Jasper. Then, there is the Southern Black Racer that lives in the porch lattice brickwork, Blackie. When Blackie shed his skin last time, I cut it into narrow strips, and had them laminated, added a bit of yarn to the laminated strips, and voila!, novel bookmarks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (XeU6L)

37 I’ve known that tongue twister since grammar school and never pondered what exactly it means to “chuck wood”…. I don’t know unless it’s t means to throw it?

Like I chucked that wood out the window…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (OoFl2)

38 Willowed:

So the Roman army used decimating hitters?
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ)

39 Bucky's" must be the French spelling, though I'd expect more q's..."

"Buq-quee's"? With the beaver wearing a beret at a jaunty angle?

I'd allow it

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (XuXeR)

40 I understood this joke:

@TheBabylonBee 5m
'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon https://buff.ly/qcPH41F

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (diia5)

They should play the joke where they paste closeups of the lunar surface on the windows while one astronaut is sleeping and all scream bloody murder to wake him up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

41 then set up a lawn chair with a cooler of cold drinks and wait patiently with a trusty Remington 870 for the menace to stick his lumpy head up.

Posted by: Orson


I never though of lead-mulching them before. I just use a .22

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (a+4eV)

42 As long as we're going low effort today, i wrote the beginning of a song about how the flat earthers were reacting to the Artemis launch. (Music is from the song 'I touch myself by DeVinyls)

I cr*p myself, I want you to know it.
Your rocket launch I don’t want you to show it.
The earth is flat; you don’t have to show me.
Your orbital pics, they better not find meeeee!

I don’t want images from space
When I think about them I crap myself
Ah ah oh I don’t want images from space
Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no!

I had more but my wife begged me to stop singing it after the first chorus. Cheers!

Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (7gpcF)

43 ---
"Bucky's" must be the French spelling, though I'd expect more q's....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ESVrU)



Well, being French, you must shove a cucumber up your ass before attempting to speak, so........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (IXZGh)

44
The only reason that guy is tolerating the vermin is because he can make enough money on youtube to compensate for the damage they do to his garden.

Otherwise they'd be fertilizer.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (a+4eV)
===

Their entrance holes are dangerous to pastured livestock, too.

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

45 novel bookmarks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

Salmonella bookmarks. No thank you.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ)

46 My brother wouldn't hesitate to blast a rockchuck tearing up his garden and landscaping. Cute, maybe, but magpies, skunks and coyotes gotta eat too.

Ring the gong.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (Fbc0I)

47 Roman army used decimating hitters?"

Sgt. Donny Donowitz?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (XuXeR)

48 If it has fur or feathers, it has visited our yard at one point or another. The bears are pesky, having a taste for investigating the garbage cans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (XeU6L)

49 They should play the joke where they paste closeups of the lunar surface on the windows while one astronaut is sleeping and all scream bloody murder to wake him up.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

Like that Far Side cartoon with the giant eyeball in the rear view mirror which contains the warning: objects in the mirror are closer than they appear

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (OoFl2)

50
Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)




"Like two big Christmas hams."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:12 PM (IXZGh)

51 Salmonella bookmarks. No thank you.
Posted by: Bulg
-------

Treated with a glycerine/alcohol mix before anything else.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:13 PM (XeU6L)

52 If it has fur or feathers, it has visited our yard at one point or another. The bears are pesky, having a taste for investigating the garbage cans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (XeU6L)

Who knew Mike Hammer was married to Snow White?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

53 Pfizer and German vax maker BioNTech had sought to research an updated version of the vaccine in adults ages 50 to 64, but were unable to generate the data needed due to the low enrollment in the trials, Reuters reported.

"...a humiliating repudiation of one of history's largest and most destructive inoculation attempts. A fitting end to a hideous story..."

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

54 Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Two bear cubs wrestling in a sack.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (a+4eV)

55 Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:12 PM (IXZGh)

Rabid cats in a sack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

56 CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’

The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

57 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (OoFl2)

He would chuck what a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Posted by: Betty Botty, who bought some butter at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (zafwz)

58 In honor of the flyby - Boris Brejcha "To the Moon and Back"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq3PGCPQOOY

Posted by: slash buzz at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (FgaX7)

59 He would chuck what a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Posted by: Betty Botty, who bought some butter at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (zafwz)

Union rules. Only beavers may chuck wood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)

60 Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

61 I saw you standing alone . . .

Posted by: Moonie at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)

62 Union rules. Only beavers may chuck wood."

Isn't that being a little hard on the beaver?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)

63 The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.

They should launch Colbert to Mexico with a trebuchet.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (2ocoG)

64
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (OoFl2)



A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (y9nCu)

65 I never though of lead-mulching them before. I just use a .22
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (a+4eV)

___________________________

LMAO...I was sending a message. To be honest, I was all in. We even had smoke bombs from the local hardware store (when they were still allowed to sell them). IOW, "Caddyshack" was a how-to documentary.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (dIske)

66 Union rules. Only beavers may chuck wood."

Isn't that being a little hard on the beaver?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)

They are asking for it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)

67 Fun Fact:

Byron Allen’s net worth is 1 billion dollars.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IULgb)

68 CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’

The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)



BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Proving he WAS fired for being incompetent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IXZGh)

69 Artemis: "I gotta take a dump."
NASA: "Bummer."

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

70 Proving he WAS fired for being incompetent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IXZGh)

And for employing a whole organization of unfunny jackasses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (dK+Kv)

71
Isn't that being a little hard on the beaver?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)

They are asking for it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)



What was she wearing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (IXZGh)

72 Supreme Court vacates Steve Bannon contempt-of-Congress charges. The Court did not explain its decision. There were no noted dissents.

SCOTUS returned this case because the prosecution pulled it. There really wasn't an option for SCOTUS. This is Trump helping his buddies in a way that follows the law. For this particular case, the spin is to make SCOTUS look bad rather than the real perpetrator, Trump.

So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless. The court clearly thinks that only one of the three branches matters at any given time: the executive when a Republican is president, and the judiciary when a Democrat is president.

The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed. They have no reason to care about what the public thinks. The constitution protects them from accountability.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

73 16 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

There is a reason why US (and Israeli) pilots will take on about any mission is that they know that if they get shot down, that the rest of the US military is willing to risk life and limb to rescue them. The rest of the US military knows that when they need hell rained down on the enemy that the US pilots will do everything that they can do to deliver it.

It's a grand tradeoff.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (k1E2D)

74 Fun Fact:

Byron Allen’s net worth is 1 billion dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
.......

So, he's just like us.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

75 A friend in college had a family farm on which there was a large field, being a farm and all, where they would graze a few head of cattle, and it was absolutely eaten up with groundhogs.

There was a nice little shaded rise at one end of the field with great sightlines to the entire thing. We broke out the bolt-action .223 and the spotting scope and took turns playing sniper and spotter for about 5 hours. There also might have been a beer or two consumed, but my buddy's grandpa never griped about groundhogs again.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)

76 Are groundhogs good eating?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

77 We had a groundhog living in our backyard a while back. Well, not exactly living in our backyard, but there was an entrance to his borrow on the edge of our property. So we saw him every once in a while. Big fat guy.

Believe it or not, he somehow got in the house once. My grandmother (RIP) saw him and thought it was a cat.

"Hey Elric, there's a cat in the house. Can you come get it?"

"Ummm ... that ain't no cat." The Blade took care of the groundhog. My father (RIP) named it "Darwin."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

78 Angel Reese is getting a new chapter to her WNBA career.

Reese was traded on Monday morning from the Chicago Sky to the Atlanta Dream.

The Sky will get first-round picks in 2027 and 2028 with the Dream getting a second-round pick swap in 2028, along with Reese.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

79 Are groundhogs good eating?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)



I would think, if they were, we wouldn't have much of a problem with them f*cking up people's gardens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (IXZGh)

80
Like that Far Side cartoon with the giant eyeball in the rear view mirror which contains the warning: objects in the mirror are closer than they appear
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
--------

One of my favorites:
https://shorturl.at/HXWGc


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (XeU6L)

81 72 So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless. The court clearly thinks that only one of the three branches matters at any given time: the executive when a Republican is president, and the judiciary when a Democrat is president.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

=====

Oh, look, the left has discovered a debate that's been going on for literally centuries.

Just wait until they discover that the embrace of regulation by the executive has robbed the legislature of their delegated power and that Trump's slashing of regulation actually brings the executive more in line with its proscribed role in the federal government.

That realization's gonna be weird to see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (mdSmG)

82 @74

>> So, he's just like us.

He’s actually been a big Willy in a lot of television producing for decades.

If you see a random whacky show on tv, it’s a good bet Byron Allen is the producer or production company behind it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (IULgb)

83 Reese was traded on Monday morning from the Chicago Sky to the Atlanta Dream.

The Sky will get first-round picks in 2027 and 2028 with the Dream getting a second-round pick swap in 2028, along with Reese.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)



This is what's known as 'spreading cancer.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (IXZGh)

84 There was a nice little shaded rise at one end of the field with great sightlines to the entire thing. We broke out the bolt-action .223 and the spotting scope and took turns playing sniper and spotter for about 5 hours. There also might have been a beer or two consumed, but my buddy's grandpa never griped about groundhogs again.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:20 PM


Groundhogs are targets.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (bFu5X)

85
So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

==============

The subpoenas have teeth, but Congress keeps them in a jar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)

86 56 CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’

The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (k1E2D)

87 The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed. They have no reason to care about what the public thinks. The constitution protects them from accountability.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM


Xe's not wrong.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

88 85
So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

==============

The subpoenas have teeth, but Congress keeps them in a jar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)

======

Congress' real power is funding.

But Congress does not reduce funding and hasn't for...ever.

So, yes, Congress is effectively toothless and has been for a very, very long time.

I learned this during the Benghazi hearings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (mdSmG)

89 Groundhogs or prairie dogs?

prairie dogs are cannibals.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4KUe5)

90 Are groundhogs good eating?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM


If employing the proper smallish caliber, high-velocity weapons, there shouldn't be much left to eat. Unless you're a crow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (bFu5X)

91 87 Xe's not wrong.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

======

"The ACA is law, bitches!"
-same poster, 16 years ago

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (mdSmG)

92 Groundhogs love digging around foundations ... I kill them every time I get a shot. Probably killed five or so in the last couple years. They are out and active again now, after hibernating for the winter.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (vbXSk)

93 73 16 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
___________________________

Remember that that "Christian Craighead" (SAS) went hunting for terrorists on his own at that hotel in Kenya? I think back in 2019.

Initially, the powers that be in the UK tried to punish the guy for acting on his own. He likely saved about 700 lives that day, and they tried to screw the guy over. Trump invited him to the White House, and that pissed the Euros off even more, but forced them to award the guy a medal.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (dIske)

94
Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (k1E2D)



The YT channel has 370,000 subscribers, so, yeah. Better than ColBERT. Less cost.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (IXZGh)

95 A friend in college had a family farm on which there was a large field, being a farm and all, where they would graze a few head of cattle, and it was absolutely eaten up with groundhogs.
------

Those with cattle despise groundhogs. A friend of mine with a Remington Model 700 in .222, and Unertle scope, used to take weekend trips to WV to hunt them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

96 The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed. They have no reason to care about what the public thinks. The constitution protects them from accountability.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)
-----

Thus proving the axiom that a broken clock is right twice a day.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (oqH4h)

97 Groundhogs or prairie dogs?

prairie dogs are cannibals.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4KUe5)



Prairie doggin' is a common phrase used for someone that has to poop really bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (IXZGh)

98 Hey, someone ask Eric Holder what kind of teeth Congressional subpoenas have.

Holy crap, these Leftists are stupid - do they remember anything that isn’t explicitly programmed into them as talking points????

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (4KUe5)

99 Anyone check on the sales of MoonPies?

Up? Down? Amazon's got 'em. "Fresh"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (AkEZC)

100 Angel Reese is getting a new chapter to her WNBA career.

Reese was traded on Monday morning from the Chicago Sky to the Atlanta Dream.

The Sky will get first-round picks in 2027 and 2028 with the Dream getting a second-round pick swap in 2028, along with Reese.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

... where she dreams about getting paid?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (S/Y4j)

101 "boucquise " I think. Except for the Cajun

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (rbvCR)

102 How much wheezing could a weazel wheeze if a weazel learned how to wheeze?

Posted by: Big Alfredo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (Vdukr)

103 Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM

CBS could run hand shadow puppets on a white screen and get about the same ratings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (/QdgR)

104
Holy crap, these Leftists are stupid - do they remember anything that isn’t explicitly programmed into them as talking points????
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (4KUe5)



They actually think you're stupid and have the attention span of a gnat that can't remember anything past last week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (IXZGh)

105 The governor of NH signed a bill not allowing student ID to be used for voting purposes.

The left's response is interesting...a little bit of "but college students are dumb and can't get a formal government ID!!!" but mostly, "It is voter suppression to not let a college student vote in the state they go to college even if they are nominally residents of another state"

NH, being a state that would be reddish-purple absent fraud is of course a state the left really, really wants out of state college students to be able to vote in...in addition to their actual home states of course...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

106 Fun Fact:

Byron Allen’s net worth is 1 billion dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IULgb)

At first I read that as Byron Nelson and thought: great golfer but he’s not worth anything now as he’s been mort for awhile

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (OoFl2)

107 Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

108 If employing the proper smallish caliber, high-velocity weapons, there shouldn't be much left to eat. Unless you're a crow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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See 95

Yeah, I think he loaded 48 grain Speer hollow points. Just exploded the critters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

109 Those with cattle despise groundhogs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I imagine those with horses do, too.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

110 Prairie doggin' is a common phrase used for someone that has to poop really bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (IXZGh)


Prairie Doggin' is a term for cube farms, when something happens and all the workers pop their heads up above the cubical walls to see what made that noise.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (rbvCR)

111
lol, what the hell is that for?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)



He's reminding everyone he's an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (IXZGh)

112 Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM

CBS could run hand shadow puppets on a white screen and get about the same ratings.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (/QdgR)

Time to show Punch and Judy reruns?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (S/Y4j)

113 96 The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Thus proving the axiom that a broken clock is right twice a day.
Posted by: ballistic

That's why the next Democrat president needs to unilaterally fire them all and expand/pack the court with 24 justices!!!! For Democracy!!!!

Posted by: Rabid Leftists at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

114
Prairie Doggin' is a term for cube farms, when something happens and all the workers pop their heads up above the cubical walls to see what made that noise.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (rbvCR)



Same thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:29 PM (IXZGh)

115 ... where she dreams about getting paid?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (S/Y4j)

Hey, getting paid anything for missing the basket is good money.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)

116 Remember that that "Christian Craighead" (SAS) went hunting for terrorists on his own at that hotel in Kenya? I think back in 2019.

Initially, the powers that be in the UK tried to punish the guy for acting on his own. He likely saved about 700 lives that day, and they tried to screw the guy over. Trump invited him to the White House, and that pissed the Euros off even more, but forced them to award the guy a medal.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (dIske)

Obi-wan Nairobi! That dude had a hell of time pulling off that rescue while hauling those huge neutronium balls of his. Yeah, his country was miffed, fucking pussies they are.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (snZF9)

117 lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

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Same reason a dog licks his own 'nads.


Because he can.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (oqH4h)

118 The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed. They have no reason to care about what the public thinks. The constitution protects them from accountability.

The left's ability to 100% reverse earlier "core beliefs" is some times stunning.

If the court decides birth tourism is fine and every Chinese baby is just one plane ticket away from citizenship expect to hear THE SAME PEOPLE argue that the SC's "independence" is a critical component of "our democracy"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

119 96 Thus proving the axiom that a broken clock is right twice a day.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (oqH4h)

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$5 says that if we asked him if the constitution gave power to the Supreme Court to decide if laws were constitutional or not, he'd say that it did.

Hint: It didn't. It's the court designed to deal with conflicts between the states and little else.

John Marshall made a fake ruling with no teeth in Marbury that became the basis for the idea of the Supreme Court being important at all. Never granted it by any other branch or by the people, the courts have been implicitly allowed to grow out of control through apathy. Hell, any time Congress did write laws about the courts, they were explicitly limited in scope, refusing things like jurisdiction on certain matters (like immigration) that the courts have been ignoring for decades.

If this poster got what he suddenly wished, a defanged court system, he'd hate the results because the country would shift massively rightward pretty much overnight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (mdSmG)

120 I bet the neighbors just love knowing the lady in the first video has attracted a family of them.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 03:31 PM (cWLG3)

121 107 Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)
___________________________________

Banning concerts I can see...they have limited security resources. BUT, I'd guess the food festivals are banned because they take away from the illegal immigrant food carts and street food businesses (which, btw, operate without oversight, required insurance, or licensing by health departments).

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)

122 How much wheezing could a weazel wheeze if a weazel learned how to wheeze?
Posted by: Big Alfredo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM


We'd have to ask Weasel during allergy season.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (bFu5X)

123 Nate Silver posted an infographic of what pundits are getting the most engagement on twitter and as you might expect is is mostly right leaning folks. https://tinyurl.com/2mbk79mz

But I've never heard of a lot of these guys...who is Jackson Hinkle or Gunther Eagleman?

Also, looks like the top lefty is Brian Allen, again someone I've never heard of...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

124 Wait.
Is this a cafe?

Posted by: 'Cuz it feels like a cafe at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (BvmD+)

125 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)


Faggy French was an Army Reservist... JAG. Who cares what that homo thinks?

From what I understand, the average European ground trooper much prefers to go into combat alongside or under the direct command of Americans. Because Americans will spend millions on ordnance to save a single soldier on their side without hesitation. The Eurofag officers break out the adding machines to do a cost/benefit analysis before firing a single round.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (y9nCu)

126 If this poster got what he suddenly wished, a defanged court system, he'd hate the results because the country would shift massively rightward pretty much overnight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (mdSmG)
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Yuuuuup.

The post-Marbury judiciary has been pretty much the teeth in the ratchet moving us steadily left over the last 200 years.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)

127 Wait.
Is this a cafe?
Posted by: 'Cuz it feels like a cafe at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (BvmD+)

Nope. Mamdani closed it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:34 PM (S/Y4j)

128 Faggy French was an Army Reservist... JAG. Who cares what that homo thinks?

By favorite JAG story from the French era was when a corpsman went to treat a wounded jihadi who then attacked him with a knife leading to the US soldier killing the jihadi and the JAG(offs) decided to charge our soldier with murder.

Well, they leaned on one of the soldiers there with him to testify against the corpsman OR ELSE but being a smart guy he agreed under the terms of a full and complete pardon for himself

Then when the soldier was brought up to testify he...claimed he himself killed the jihadi leaving the JAGOffs with no way forward to charge either of them...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

129
There are people who regard groundhogs as charming local characters. Others, who regard them as garden-despoiling, livestock-leg-breaking-burrow-diggers, who deserve a .22 caliber bullet at 4000 feet per second or so. This opinion divide will not be resolved by discussion, nor at all for that matter.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (t1fZA)

130 126 Yuuuuup.

The post-Marbury judiciary has been pretty much the teeth in the ratchet moving us steadily left over the last 200 years.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)

=======

I want Trump to start arresting judges who do anything else than dismiss with cause any issue that they are not explicitly allowed to hear based on the language from the statute that created the level of judiciary.

District judges hear an immigration case? Arrested without bail, their lives turned inside out to find any other crime they've done, and minimum ban on their ever holding a job in government at any level again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (mdSmG)

131 The left's response is interesting...a little bit of "but college students are dumb and can't get a formal government ID!!!" but mostly, "It is voter suppression to not let a college student vote in the state they go to college even if they are nominally residents of another state"

NH, being a state that would be reddish-purple absent fraud is of course a state the left really, really wants out of state college students to be able to vote in...in addition to their actual home states of course...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

Too bad the young don’t vote.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (E6xSb)

132 The left's ability to 100% reverse earlier "core beliefs" is some times stunning.

If the court decides birth tourism is fine and every Chinese baby is just one plane ticket away from citizenship expect to hear THE SAME PEOPLE argue that the SC's "independence" is a critical component of "our democracy"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)
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The left has no core belief other than pure will-to-power and the end justifies the means.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (oqH4h)

133
Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)



Practice run for Ramadan 2027

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (y9nCu)

134 54 Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Two bear cubs wrestling in a sack.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (a+4eV)


"Two baby rhinos fighting under a blanket."

Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Sy6m/)

135 A man accused of shooting another man in the groin at a south Fort Worth apartment complex on Friday has now been identified. The person who was shot had been accused of soliciting children for sex shortly before the shooting.

Marckus Renfro has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in connection with the incident, according to Tarrant County Jail records.


Overwhelming question asked in comments?

Does Marckus need an alibi?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (U7QMZ)

136 What a coincidence. I have never seen woodchucks around here, not even run over on the road. I was riding my bike the last couple hours and a long animal crossed the street a couple hundred feet in front of me. Clearly not a squirrel or cat. When I got close, I saw it was a woodchuck. Didn't ask if his name was Cutie.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (oftw2)

137 $5 says that if we asked him if the constitution gave power to the Supreme Court to decide if laws were constitutional or not, he'd say that it did.

Hint: It didn't. It's the court designed to deal with conflicts between the states and little else.

John Marshall made a fake ruling with no teeth in Marbury that became the basis for the idea of the Supreme Court being important at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (XvL8K)

138 France repatriated all of its gold stored in America.
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All French gold now held in Paris.
_RFI

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (koh6z)

139 There was a case recently in AL(?) where a guy killed the pedo that assaulted his daughter. The cops charged him so he ran for sheriff...and won.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)

140 Discrimination is an ugly thing.

Colorado police department turns down job applicant with extensive criminal history, active warrant

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (ndZc7)

141 >>>Are groundhogs good eating?

Posted by: Bulg

>I've never eaten a rodent. Maybe edible, spit-roasted on a survival rotisserie.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (Fbc0I)

142 137 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (XvL8K)

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The greatest power is with Congress. If funds everything. It can investigate the president. It can impeach the president. The president doesn't have the power to remove a single member of the House.

President refuses to enforce a law? Congress should deal with it.

Congress passes a law the president thinks is unconstitutional? He doesn't enforce it.

The political battles should be political battles. Removing them to the judicial, not a political branch since it's not chosen by the body politic, is unAmerican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (mdSmG)

143 Be a lot easier for the Iranians to take that gold out of France than Chase Manhattan. Jamie Dimon will fuck you up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (koh6z)

144 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yes, I've always had the same question for the Marbury-haters here.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

145 Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment

I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.



https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

146 Let’s call a spade a spade… the founders screwed up in that part of the constitution giving the Supreme Court justices lifetime appointments… bad idea

And I don’t know my history but why in the heck did James Madison obey Marbury vs Madison or why didn’t he throw a hissy fit…. Damn he was alive when that decision was issued and he WROTE the frickin’ constitution…. You’d think he could EASILY say: that’s not what we meant you idiots!! But he didn’t… why???

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (OoFl2)

147 I remember a story from years back from somewhere in the ranch lands in South TX. Rancher came home to find his foreman raping his daughter and beat the guy to death with his bare hands.

DA took the case to the grand jury and the grand jury basically laughed the guy out of the room, said there's zero chance you could find a jury in this area that would convict this guy of a parking violation.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (oqH4h)

148 There was a case recently in AL(?) where a guy killed the pedo that assaulted his daughter. The cops charged him so he ran for sheriff...and won.
Posted by: 18-1


I haz sadz...because I can't vote for him.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (U7QMZ)

149 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?

Jefferson talked about this, but you don't need the SC to arbitrate. Congress could then remove funding until their interpretation was accepted or the populace either voted out the president or the current congressional majority depending on which they agreed with.

The system does depend on congress doing its job of course and not to spend its time voting on earmarks and renaming post offices

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

150
138 France repatriated all of its gold stored in America.
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All French gold now held in Paris.
_RFI

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM

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*sproing*

Posted by: Boners of France's New Islamic Overlords at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (t1fZA)

151 Because gay kickball is really important to his real constituents: Muslims. He worries that poor crackers might get killed by hooligans. Plus, it shows the iron fist to the dhimmi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (zZu0s)

152 What a coincidence. I have never seen woodchucks around here...

Check your local liquor store for WhistlePig Whiskey. At least you'll see an image of a groundhog in your area, and get a tasty drink as well!

Posted by: Wise, drunk Moron at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

153 Here, before I go watch a horror movie, Todd Bridges from Different Strokes is divorcing his wife of 3 years.

The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)

154 146 And I don’t know my history but why in the heck did James Madison obey Marbury vs Madison or why didn’t he throw a hissy fit…. Damn he was alive when that decision was issued and he WROTE the frickin’ constitution…. You’d think he could EASILY say: that’s not what we meant you idiots!! But he didn’t… why???

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (OoFl2)

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There was nothing to rebel against. Marbury didn't demand any positive action on Jefferson as president. It was essentially dead letter...at the time.

But it set precedent that future SCOTUS used as justification for further infringements.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (mdSmG)

155 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does?

Easy. We agree to disagree and split. I detest this concept of the republic as a suicide pact.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (OQ3w/)

156 When I was in Peru I was offered Guinea Pig. I am glad they told me what it was before I started eating it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)

157
Then when the soldier was brought up to testify he...claimed he himself killed the jihadi leaving the JAGOffs with no way forward to charge either of them...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)



Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (y9nCu)

158 I live my Groundhog Day every day as the Clinton's are still not in prison.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (abIsI)

159 133
Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM

###
COVID was just a warm up act.

Posted by: Toldjaso at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (BvmD+)

160 You know the lefts "love" for animals is BS when the let DiBlasio get away with causing the groundhog to Plummer to his death

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (19SAM)

161 For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Your hypothetical necessarily assumes a presidential veto and congressional override.

After that, if the president refused to enforce the law, Congress has the power to impeach and remove him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (9+UxK)

162 There was a case recently in AL(?) where a guy killed the pedo that assaulted his daughter. The cops charged him so he ran for sheriff...and won.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM


Nominee for the Gary Plauche Father of the Year Award.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (bFu5X)

163
Missouri Senate Passes Bill Blocking WHO, UN, WEF Authority

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (koh6z)

164 And I don’t know my history but why in the heck did James Madison obey Marbury vs Madison or why didn’t he throw a hissy fit

Because Marbury gave Madison the W in a roundabout way. He just claimed the SC was the final arbiter.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

165
145 Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment

I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.



https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM

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If it's an op, ten bucks says it was organized by Democrats who think the little weasel is bad for business.

Posted by: Boners of France's New Islamic Overlords at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (t1fZA)

166
"Ummm ... that ain't no cat." The Blade took care of the groundhog. My father (RIP) named it "Darwin."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM

Lol.

The gardener texted me a photo of kitty in my yard and I went outside with a can of cat food saying here kitty kitty and I walked up to it and realized at the last moment it was a bobcat. It ran away when I was about a foot away.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (jnOue)

167 The Left has shown they will argue from strict textual interpretations of Constitutional language when it suits them and insane divergence from Constitutional text and meaning when said same.

Hence there was no way for the Founders to protect this country from them, other than, well, you know.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (vE0+H)

168 Here, before I go watch a horror movie, Todd Bridges from Different Strokes is divorcing his wife of 3 years.

The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)
_____

That's a dude, right?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

169 Hence there was no way for the Founders to protect this country from them, other than, well, you know.
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (vE0+H)

Death penalty for Commies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (zZu0s)

170 Plummet not plummer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (19SAM)

171 145 Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment

I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.

https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

Oh, they absolutely need someone out of the race. If Swalwell doesn't exit, then there's a good chance that two Republicans would end up competing against each other in the CA governor race. It's a jungle primary, so everyone's on the ballot and the top two vote-getters run. The Dems need to have at least one candidate to get through so they can win, and Porter (or any other Dem) isn't going to win without another Dem leaving.

The head of the CA Dem Party was begging someone to do the right thing and leave. They're not asking nicely anymore.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (GxOmq)

172 The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM


That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin 'Danger' Powers at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (bFu5X)

173 "Ummm ... that ain't no cat." The Blade took care of the groundhog. My father (RIP) named it "Darwin."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM

Lol.

The gardener texted me a photo of kitty in my yard and I went outside with a can of cat food saying here kitty kitty and I walked up to it and realized at the last moment it was a bobcat. It ran away when I was about a foot away.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (jnOue)
____

We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

174 >I've never eaten a rodent. Maybe edible, spit-roasted on a survival rotisserie.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

I've got the spit part covered!

Posted by: Hawk-tuah girl at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (JCZqz)

175 Ground hogs and Prairie dogs were born to meet a
5.56 sometime during their verminy lives.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (abIsI)

176 You know the lefts "love" for animals is BS when the let DiBlasio get away with causing the groundhog to Plummer to his death

I went into some NYS animal lover forums after Hochul sent has assault team to kill Peanut the Squirrel.

I pointed out the man that ordered the raid was appointed by her and could be removed by her if she wanted to. And that since she wasn't doing so she was fine with his decision and so people that disagreed with her should vote for her opponent.

And I got a bunch of "well obviously she didn't know" but eventually a bunch of "but then I'd have to vote for a REPUBLICAN?!?"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

177 Lonoke County Arkansas.

A third, less frequently used option? Run for sheriff against the sheriff whose department arrested you.

That’s the route chosen by Aaron Spencer, the Lonoke County man arrested last October for allegedly shooting and killing 67-year-old Michael Fosler after discovering him with Spencer’s missing daughter, then 13 years old.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (U7QMZ)

178 The fact that the eurofags seemed more worried about equipment over the lives of a serviceman says things

1. enjoy your muslim overlords, jerkoffs.
2. you'll never understand us
3. you'll never BE us.

oh, while I'm at it. Getting the second pilot out made for a great easter dessert. I'm missing the cherry on top. I would like to see this so called regional governor that put the bounty on our pilot turned into a fine pink mist. Can we arrange that? I want my cherry.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (snZF9)

179 176 And I got a bunch of "well obviously she didn't know" but eventually a bunch of "but then I'd have to vote for a REPUBLICAN?!?"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

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Republicans hate the gays unlike Muslims, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (mdSmG)

180
*TRUMP THREATENS TO JAIL JOURNALIST OVER LEAK

*TRUMP: WE HAVE TO FIND THAT LEAKER, THAT'S A SICK PERSON

*TRUMP: WILL EXAMINE MEDIA FIRM THAT REPORTED RESCUE LEAK
Apr 6, 2026 · 5:24 PM UTC

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (koh6z)

181 @153 that's a man baby

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (19SAM)

182 178 The fact that the eurofags seemed more worried about equipment over the lives of a serviceman says things

1. enjoy your muslim overlords, jerkoffs.
2. you'll never understand us
3. you'll never BE us.

oh, while I'm at it. Getting the second pilot out made for a great easter dessert. I'm missing the cherry on top. I would like to see this so called regional governor that put the bounty on our pilot turned into a fine pink mist. Can we arrange that? I want my cherry.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (snZF9)

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Listen, when we lost the equivalent of the entirety of the German air force in this rescue mission, it makes sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (mdSmG)

183 How about some aeronautical history.

April 6 marks the 102nd anniversary of the United States grand endeavour to circumnavigate the globe via the airplane.

April 6, 1924 four Douglas World Cruisers departed Seattle, Wa on this adventure. Two of the four would succeed - Chicago and New Orleans. Boston and Seattle would be lost. But no crew would die.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (Ur9ym)

184 Here, before I go watch a horror movie, Todd Bridges from Different Strokes is divorcing his wife of 3 years.

The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life
.......

Too bad. She's hot.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

185 That's a dude, right?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx

I honestly don't know. But whoa.

Maybe I'll do better if I get TikTok famous.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (Sco7b)

186 Hence there was no way for the Founders to protect this country from them, other than, well, you know.
Posted by: ...

But they didn't have helicopters back then!

Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

187 144 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yes, I've always had the same question for the Marbury-haters here.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)
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Congress should take the care and concern to just not pass unconstitutional laws. I get it that takes real, actual work and Congress-apes are deathly allergic to it, but that's what it is.

The framers wrote the Constitution with the assumption that Congress would actually give a shit about the document that pulled this entire little project together.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (oqH4h)

188 Your hypothetical necessarily assumes a presidential veto and congressional override.

After that, if the president refused to enforce the law, Congress has the power to impeach and remove him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider
_________

That doesnt answer the question. It assumes that any law passed by Congress over a veto is constitutional. But in the hypothetical, the president is refusing to enforce because he disagrees and thinks it unconstitutional.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

189 *TRUMP THREATENS TO JAIL JOURNALIST OVER LEAK

Will there be public hangings because, I would really like to watch public hangings?

Posted by: Major Healey at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (abIsI)

190
We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

But why? There's beef, deer, elk hell I've eaten bear jerky but I don't want to eat a bobcat.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (jnOue)

191 When Trump was talking about Greenland and the Euro-niks and Canuckistanis were starting to get afraid I noticed that in all the media they put together to show how tough they were it was suddenly a bunch of masculine white guys in operator gear...not a single tranny, immigrant, muslim or woman in any of the pictures...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

192 That's a dude, right?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

Sure looks like it to me… but the article says “she” had 4 kids from a previous relationship. Was “she” the father in that relationship??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Wmg4n)

193 Everyone knows the Earth's not flat, but the Moon?

It's like a poker chip!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (iJfKG)

194 187 Congress should take the care and concern to just not pass unconstitutional laws. I get it that takes real, actual work and Congress-apes are deathly allergic to it, but that's what it is.

The framers wrote the Constitution with the assumption that Congress would actually give a shit about the document that pulled this entire little project together.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (oqH4h)

========

There's a base assumption in the Constitution that the jealousy of power would be between branches and not parties.

That was a mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (mdSmG)

195
Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment

I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.

https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM




Ops like this are the only reason that Chocolate Fonzie ended up anything more than a local Chicago neighborhood troublemaker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (y9nCu)

196 That doesnt answer the question. It assumes that any law passed by Congress over a veto is constitutional. But in the hypothetical, the president is refusing to enforce because he disagrees and thinks it unconstitutional.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

I did answer the question.

Impeach and remove the president.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (9+UxK)

197 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

198 Search Assist


The media company that reportedly leaked information about the rescue operation was Israel’s Channel 12. The leak revealed details about the U.S. mission to rescue a downed airman in Iran, which was meant to remain confidential until both airmen were found.
_ Mediaite _fox9.com
------------

Thought it was the L.A. Times


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (koh6z)

199 107 Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+

don't offend mohamadans

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (LHPAg)

200 Thew internet seems to see Bridge's ex is in fact a real woman.

That picture though...

I do feel sorry for masculine looking women because now everyone assumes they are DIADs...look at Bill Gates ex for example. She was ok looking when younger and now looks like a DIAD...presumably menopause...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

201 188 That doesnt answer the question. It assumes that any law passed by Congress over a veto is constitutional. But in the hypothetical, the president is refusing to enforce because he disagrees and thinks it unconstitutional.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

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Then Congress impeaches him.

The solutions are political. Deferring to a non-political branch (not chosen by the body politic), the judiciary, is removing the people from the resolution of the conflict.

And, no, "the people have a second-degree choice in SCOTUS, so it's obviously the people." Well, then SCOTUS should be elected, not appointed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (mdSmG)

202 https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life
.......

Too bad. She's hot.
Posted by: wth

Admiral post worthy, even.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (Dv3i1)

203 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

Then too bad so sad… the two branches directly elected have spoken and agree. The other branch is not directly elected

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (Wmg4n)

204 If Ditka would have stepped up we would have never heard of Preznit Urkel X. I blame Ditka.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (affD0)

205 197 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

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Then it remains.

Just like if SCOTUS decides to leave unconstitutional laws.

There's no perfect solution. Deferring to non-political branches is a worse solution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (mdSmG)

206 In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?

If the majority of the country elects a Prez and a majority in the House and Senate ? Nine judges ain't going to stop that popular will.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (OQ3w/)

207 Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

When, in the course of human events it becomes necessary...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (9+UxK)

208 I hope the dummytards don't promote my POS Goobinator Tax Moore. He is an idiot of the first order.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (affD0)

209 I did answer the question.

Impeach and remove the president.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
_________

That's only a procedural answer. It never gets to the point of settling what's constitutional and what's not.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (XvL8K)

210 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (XvL8K)

People like to say that the Constitution is perfect, but that was one big glaring hole in it right from the start. That's why Marbury got away with his after the fact fix of giving the power to the Supreme Court; nobody else was claiming it, and they feared that the Executive could become an Emperor if he had that much power.

Marbury was quite clever, he provided an answer to a problem that nobody else was ready to deal with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (/QdgR)

211 204 If Ditka would have stepped up we would have never heard of Preznit Urkel X. I blame Ditka.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (affD0)

But we’ll always have Super Bowl XX

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (Wmg4n)

212 206 If the majority of the country elects a Prez and a majority in the House and Senate ? Nine judges ain't going to stop that popular will.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (OQ3w/)

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But we have so many examples of SCOTUS standing up for constitutionality in the face of popular will!

Like, um...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (mdSmG)

213 Groundhogs or prairie dogs?

prairie dogs are cannibals.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4KUe
****
They ate my Uncle.

Posted by: Joetatoe at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (KtOUo)

214 We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

But why? There's beef, deer, elk hell I've eaten bear jerky but I don't want to eat a bobcat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (jnOue)
____

Why not? YOLO! I'll eat any exotic food I can find. I never had bobcat before, so I said why not?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

215 I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.

We've had enough moderate, white cis-het men failing this state. It's time for REAL change!!!

Posted by: California Voters at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (JCZqz)

216 The Moon has a Terminator and its headed straight for us...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (ESVrU)

217 209
That's only a procedural answer. It never gets to the point of settling what's constitutional and what's not.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (XvL8K)

=======

Underneath all of this is some assumption that SCOTUS is an expert on constitutionality.

Despite literal centuries of SCOTUS ruling unconstitutionally on an assortment of issues.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)

218 204 If Ditka would have stepped up we would have never heard of Preznit Urkel X. I blame Ditka.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (affD0)

As terrible as Obama ended up being - and I believe he was the worst POTUS in my lifetime - if he didn't become POTUS the GOPe would still have all the power, and we'd be rooting for the next lovable GOP loser to lose with dignity. It's better that the rot is out in the open for all to see.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (GxOmq)

219 210 People like to say that the Constitution is perfect, but that was one big glaring hole in it right from the start. That's why Marbury got away with his after the fact fix of giving the power to the Supreme Court; nobody else was claiming it, and they feared that the Executive could become an Emperor if he had that much power.

Marbury was quite clever, he provided an answer to a problem that nobody else was ready to deal with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (/QdgR)

========

*cough*
Marshall, not Marburry
*cough*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)

220 We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade

How was it?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

221 197 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?
Posted by: Bulg

Good question. I remember Bush Jr saying something similar to "if it's unconstitutional, the courts will let us know" when signing a bill. NO you dolt, you as rep for exec branch have to make that judgement before you sign, same as each congressman before voting to pass. The judicial branch is a co-equal branch, not the ultimate decider on what is constitutional or not. If congress and the executive are in agreement, the best the judiciary can do is gum up the works.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (Dv3i1)

222 208 I hope the dummytards don't promote my POS Goobinator Tax Moore. He is an idiot of the first order.
Posted by: Truck Monkey

When I see them talking potential candidates, he's no one's favorite, if mentioned at all.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

223 197 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)
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Then you vote all those peckerheads out next time around and replace them with elected representatives that would repeal such laws.

Relying on a non-elected panel of lawgivers with lifetime appointments is a much worse solution.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (oqH4h)

224 Say what you will about Ted Bundy, he's no slacker.

No joke, Ted Bundy just got connected to another murder

https://is.gd/7ydk5z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

225 Term limits and death solve most of the constitutional problems.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (KtOUo)

226 Why not? YOLO! I'll eat any exotic food I can find. I never had bobcat before, so I said why not?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

***

Have you ever had Hákarl?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (affD0)

227 Remember folks, that sacrosanct SCOTUS issued that Dred Scott gem…. That all by itself should’ve killed Marbury vs Madison

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Wmg4n)

228 Despite literal centuries of SCOTUS ruling unconstitutionally on an assortment of issues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)

The Supreme Court is not final because it is always right; the Supreme Court is always right because it's final.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (/QdgR)

229 The dingo ate yo' baby.

https://youtu.be/sYTIGXvc88Y

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (BvmD+)

230 https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade
.......

lol
Love the picture of Trump with duck and kitty.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (UjdFS)

231 225 Term limits and death solve most of the constitutional problems.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (KtOUo)

======

Average tenure of a senator pre-Civil War was less than 4 years.

Post-Civil War, this changed to popular election of Senators, and the average tenure is now in the tens of years.

This was done to stop corruption in the selection of Senators at the state level. And the federal government and state governments never saw corruption again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:57 PM (mdSmG)

232 220 We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade

How was it?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM

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Tastes like basset hound.

Posted by: B. O. at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (BvmD+)

233 228 The Supreme Court is not final because it is always right; the Supreme Court is always right because it's final.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (/QdgR)

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SCOTUS is only final because the executive and legislature are pussies who have ceded their own power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (mdSmG)

234 227 Remember folks, that sacrosanct SCOTUS issued that Dred Scott gem…. That all by itself should’ve killed Marbury vs Madison
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Wmg4n)

It does point out the constitutional path to overturning bad rulings; the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments, were passed to (among many other things) overturn Dred Scott.

It also took a war, of course.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (/QdgR)

235 Why not? YOLO! I'll eat any exotic food I can find. I never had bobcat before, so I said why not?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

***

Have you ever had Hákarl?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (affD0)
____

That fermented fish? Yea. Nasty and smells like fermented asshole. Won't eat that again.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

236 Yahoo News says Trump is retarded because he said a mean word about Iran.

Oh no!!

Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (xHYkz)

237 Also this baseline assumption that it's a good idea to have a nation governed at the boss level by

LAWYERS

Is the most comical shit I've ever heard. It's ludicrous on its face.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (oqH4h)

238 And the federal government and state governments never saw corruption again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Well that’s good news!

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (36bTp)

239 173 We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year

putting the steer into skid-steer?

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (oY6Yp)

240 SCOTUS is only final because the executive and legislature are pussies who have ceded their own power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (mdSmG)

The legislature especially has abandoned their duties in a way that would have shocked anyone alive more than 100 years ago. And they'd think we were insane to allow them to do nothing but grub for money full time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 04:00 PM (/QdgR)

241 what you will about Ted Bundy, he's no slacker.

No joke, Ted Bundy just got connected to another murder

https://is.gd/7ydk5z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)
****
There were a pair of serial killers here in Commiefornia who when the authorities figured out killed A LOT more people than they were letting on simply stopped looking for more. It was expensive to dig and nobody worth anything to them was worth looking for.
California needs another $90 billion for its choo choo train so feel free to contribute.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 04:00 PM (KtOUo)

242 Admiral post worthy, even.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

"She" is, uh...something. Kinda reminds me of Magic Johnson's VERY gay and flamboyant son: https://tinyurl.com/4hx6ryka

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 06, 2026 04:01 PM (JCZqz)

243 Yeah we should really be proud of...

Dred Scott
Korematsu
Roe

the list goes on. The long-term harm done by an unelected branch of the country foisting shit like this on us is, I would argue, worse than if these issues were allowed to be decided politically.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

244 Have you ever had Hákarl?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (affD0)
____

That fermented fish? Yea. Nasty and smells like fermented asshole. Won't eat that again.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

***

Fermented shark. It's like eating the skin off of the bottom of your feet soaked in Ammonia
. Vomit inducing. My Norwegian cousins thought it was pretty damn funny

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (affD0)

245 Marmots>>>>>groundhogs

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (W2Pud)

246 >>>Why not? YOLO! I'll eat any exotic food I can find. I never had bobcat before, so I said why not?

Posted by: Elric The Blade

>Tacos? Paired with pilaf and a nice complementary wine? Where's our sommelier?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (Fbc0I)

247 >>> 25 Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?
Posted by: Ian S.

I think that falls under the Blind Squirrel exception.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (a+4eV)

When did D. Fwench start fucking pumpkins?

Posted by: the Horde needs to know at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (9vFyc)

248 Despite literal centuries of SCOTUS ruling unconstitutionally on an assortment of issues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)

The Supreme Court is not final because it is always right; the Supreme Court is always right because it's final.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Not Always

Posted by: Civil War at April 06, 2026 04:03 PM (/lPRQ)

249 >>When I was in Peru I was offered Guinea Pig. I am glad they told me what it was before I started eating it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)

At least you were told. When I had an overnight in Manilla after flying into Clark AB, I didn't feel like going out that evening so I headed to the restaurant in the hotel and ordered a "hamburger" off the menu. When it arrived, I took one bite and spit it out onto my plate.

Don't know what it was, but it wasn't beef. Dog, most likely.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Y1sOo)

250 The notion that any 9 people… even if they were 9 of the 12 apostles… should be able to decide our most politically charged issues is fundamentally unamerican…. Even lefties should be able to agree with that

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (OoFl2)

251 250 The notion that any 9 people… even if they were 9 of the 12 apostles… should be able to decide our most politically charged issues is fundamentally unamerican…. Even lefties should be able to agree with that

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (OoFl2)

========

"I would have no idea how to fundraise otherwise."
-Mitch McConnell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (mdSmG)

252 249 Balut?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (VkY89)

253 I once took an online citizenship taste just to see how I'd do.

I got all but one question right.

The one I got wrong? What does the judiciary do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (mdSmG)

254 Elric try a Census Taker sometime. Fava beans and a nice Chianti might go well.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (pDt9x)

255 They're called Whistle Pigs.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (n17eQ)

256 You ain't nothin' but a groundhog digging all the time
You ain't nothin' but a groundhog digging all the time
Well, you never dug a gold mine and you ain't no friend of mine

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (ndZc7)

257
Artemis image gallery:
https://is.gd/anaNDC

They've got some new ones up, including a good shot of Mare Orientale. The lunar geologists squee like little girls over that feature. That thing is just barely visible edge-on from earth when the libration cycles are just right.

The far side of the Moon is very different than the near side. There's quite a contrast, with the far side crust being much thicker than the near side.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (w6EFb)

258 The most exotic food I ever ate was German hotdogs in a jar I bought at Frankfurt airport. Nasty stuff.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)

259 Trump claimed that someone in the administration 'leaked' critical information on the rescue mission to the media.
...the leak threatened National Security and "we're looking very hard to find that leaker."

"So actually, the country Iran, put out a major notice — you all saw it — offering a very big award for anybody that captures the pilot," he added.

"So in addition to a hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military, we had millions of people trying to get an award, so when you add that to it, but we have to find that leaker, because that's a sick person."
_.hindustantimes.com/ world-news ....

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (koh6z)

260 Marmots>>>>>groundhogs
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (W2Pud)

Yes; I used to shoot prairie dogs from my deck when drinking with friends as a kid. Rule was "leave the marmots alone."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (BI5O2)

261 >>> 254 Elric try a Census Taker sometime. Fava beans and a nice Chianti might go well.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (pDt9x)

Sounds more like something for Cannibal Bob... and has anyone seen him around recently?

Posted by: the Horde needs to know at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (9vFyc)

262 I have had groundhog. Surprisingly good.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (pDt9x)

263 The notion that any 9 people… even if they were 9 of the 12 apostles… should be able to decide our most politically charged issues is fundamentally unamerican….

But thats the thing. You've got folks here who have convinced themselves that no matter where the culture goes, nine judges will protect them because "muh Constitution".

They are fools.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (OQ3w/)

264 It's ludicrous on its face.
Posted by: ballistic

That's what a judge once told me about my case. I got him reversed 3-0 in a published opinion.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (KAi1n)

265 257 They've got some new ones up, including a good shot of Mare Orientale.

no yellow!

Posted by: hunter at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (oY6Yp)

266 Groundhogs are marmots. Their taxonomical name is Marmota monax. They just live in lowlands instead of mountains like the other marmots.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

267 Byron Allen is buying the 2 hours from CBS and selling the commercial slots himself. So the Colbert time slot will go from losing $40 million a year to profitable for CBS.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

268 So funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (sOA7y)

269 #240 True!
11th Amendment
Chisholm v Georgia 1793
Chisholm loaned $ to GA during Revolutionary War. After war GA said thanks for your contribution and we're not paying you back. Supreme Court said Georgia had to pay Chisholm back.

In record time 11th Amendment was passed not necessarily to prevent the contract or tort obligation but certainly to throw cold water on efforts to make a state pay you back. In California for instance you have six months to sue the state for torts. In Nevada state torts are capped at $250,000.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (KtOUo)

270 253 I once took an online citizenship taste just to see how I'd do.

this is still about cannibal bob, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 04:09 PM (oY6Yp)

271 Also, marmots are surprisingly fast, for their Kristolesque physique.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

272
Groundhogs are marmots. Their taxonomical name is Marmota monax. They just live in lowlands instead of mountains like the other marmots.
Posted by: Bulg

Wesley Crusher! It is NOT polite to sock other Horde Members.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 04:09 PM (noISA)

273 Tough but fair.

LMAO! Trump to kids at the Easter Egg Roll: “I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay!”

“Biden would use the AUTOPEN... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (ndZc7)

274 funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (sOA7y)
****
They're back in my attic.
Deployed the illegal poison. Grrrr

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (KtOUo)

275 When I was in Peru I was offered Guinea Pig. I am glad they told me what it was before I started eating it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)

At least you were told. When I had an overnight in Manilla after flying into Clark AB, I didn't feel like going out that evening so I headed to the restaurant in the hotel and ordered a "hamburger" off the menu. When it arrived, I took one bite and spit it out onto my plate.

Don't know what it was, but it wasn't beef. Dog, most likely.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Y1sOo)
___

The classic pinoy burger is made with chorizo and banana. It's not spit-it-out bad, but if you're expecting a real American beef burger, you'll be very surprised.

Guinea pig is called "cuy" in Peru and it's delicious.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

276 Trump claimed that someone in the administration 'leaked' critical information on the rescue mission to the media.
...the leak threatened National Security and "we're looking very hard to find that leaker."

"So actually, the country Iran, put out a major notice — you all saw it — offering a very big award for anybody that captures the pilot," he added.

"So in addition to a hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military, we had millions of people trying to get an award, so when you add that to it, but we have to find that leaker, because that's a sick person."
_.hindustantimes.com/ world-news ....
Posted by: Braenyard




Trump should troll Iran and claim the prize since we found the pilot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (U7QMZ)

277 268 So funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (sOA7y)
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I quote you $0.20 in .22lr ammunition and one (1) ice-cold brewski.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (oqH4h)

278
Artemis entered the Moon's sphere of gravitational influence, otherwise known as the Hill Sphere, at 12:42 EDT this morning.

Using "under control of the Moon's gravity" as the standard, this adds 4 more people, making 28 humans who have "flown to the Moon" now.

They broke Apollo 13's distance for earth record at 248, 655 miles at 1:56PM EDT. They will reach their own max distance in a couple of hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (w6EFb)

279 >>>I have had groundhog. Surprisingly good.

Posted by: tubal

>My understanding is that if you drop them on their head, it tenderizes the meat. Sous vide might be the way to go.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (Fbc0I)

280 funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.
Posted by: Jaimo


Cat.
The reason I keep upwards of ten barn cats around outside.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:11 PM (U7QMZ)

281 My understanding is that if you drop them on their head, it tenderizes the meat. Sous vide might be the way to go.

And over to you, CBD...

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:12 PM (2ocoG)

282 I have killed so many prairie dogs and gophers that I'm like the plague, but fir dirt-rats. Bullets, fire, flooding, I've done it all. They suck, but you can eventually exterminate them. Marmots help. They're like the Israel of the pasture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:12 PM (BI5O2)

283 funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.
Posted by: Jaimo

Cat.
The reason I keep upwards of ten barn cats around outside.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:11 PM (U7QMZ)


Having cats around a bird feeder is not a great idea though.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)

284 279 >>>I have had groundhog. Surprisingly good.

Posted by: tubal

>My understanding is that if you drop them on their head, it tenderizes the meat. Sous vide might be the way to go.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Couple hours in the oven at medium heat outta take care of it. It's not opossum, but it'll do in a pinch.

Posted by: Granny Smith at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (JCZqz)

285 259 Trump claimed that someone in the administration 'leaked' critical information on the rescue mission to the media.
...the leak threatened National Security and "we're looking very hard to find that leaker."

"So actually, the country Iran, put out a major notice — you all saw it — offering a very big award for anybody that captures the pilot," he added.

"So in addition to a hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military, we had millions of people trying to get an award, so when you add that to it, but we have to find that leaker, because that's a sick person."
_.hindustantimes.com/ world-news ....
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (koh6z)

--------------------------------

So since the US found the pilot, Iran has to give us the award, right?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (OGOaV)

286 249 >>When I was in Peru I was offered Guinea Pig. I am glad they told me what it was before I started eating it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)

_____________________

I still have some leftovers from a plane trip I took with the Uruguayan rugby team. We had a layover in the Andes.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (dIske)

287 I've read that skunk, surprisingly, is good eating.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

288 Sauteed/fried in a great big cast iron skillet, very light breading. Quite mild flavor.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:14 PM (pDt9x)

289 Groundhogs got the bottom land!

Posted by: Alvin York at April 06, 2026 04:14 PM (Cqx++)

290 I still have some leftovers from a plane trip I took with the Uruguayan rugby team. We had a layover in the Andes.
Posted by: Orson

That plane crash? You had Donner kebab?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

291 T>>he classic pinoy burger

Well, that sounds like something that would be served in a more upscale hotel in Manilla. I was traveling on military orders, so you can be sure it wasn't a fancy place.

It is best described as a dive.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:16 PM (Y1sOo)

292 Shoot that Punxsutawney Phil Rat

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Ia/+0)

293 @MichaelARothman
IRAN JUST REJECTED THE CEASEFIRE AND ISSUED A 10-POINT LIST OF DEMANDS - INCLUDING LIFTING ALL SANCTIONS AND REPARATIONS FOR WAR DAMAGE
_____

NEVER! Unless you also accept pallets of cash and let us import 100s of thousands of your least desirable citizens as refugees and set them each up with Quality Learing Centers.
-Valerie Jarret

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Dv3i1)

294 I'm sure skunk would be fine, but you'd have to carefully remove their horrible ass glands. It strikes me as being like pufferfish - not worth it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:17 PM (BI5O2)

295 290 I still have some leftovers from a plane trip I took with the Uruguayan rugby team. We had a layover in the Andes.
Posted by: Orson

That plane crash? You had Donner kebab?
Posted by: Bulg

I had a Sloppy Joe and White Russian

Posted by: Andean Survivor at April 06, 2026 04:18 PM (JCZqz)

296 I prefer dog.

Posted by: Chocolate Jesus and Light Bringer at April 06, 2026 04:18 PM (abIsI)

297 294 I'm sure skunk would be fine, but you'd have to carefully remove their horrible ass glands. It strikes me as being like pufferfish - not worth it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:17 PM (BI5O2)

One of those, “I kill it you clean it and cook it” scenarios.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:19 PM (pDt9x)

298 It was also summer and the hotel didn't have air conditioning. I had a ceiling fan. It was hotter and more humid than a Bangkok laundry.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:19 PM (Y1sOo)

299 I never played Uruguyans, but I bet they're good. I played Venezuelans once, and Samoans once. Samoans were worse. Neither is something I'd recommend.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:20 PM (BI5O2)

300 @Rasmussen_Poll
Page 185: "The engineer who actually built the algorithm stealing the election for Biden looked at me like I was an idiot and asked, "Do you think we stole the election here in the blue counties? We're smarter than that. No, we shaved off votes in the red counties in the countryside where Trump was strong, and we left the blue counties untouched. We shaved off 10 percent in Douglas County (Colorado) and 10% in Mesa County (Colorado) and other red counties until Biden's count was over 50 percent statewide."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 04:20 PM (Dv3i1)

301 It strikes me as being like pufferfish - not worth it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I do admit, I once had a morbid curiosity about trying pufferfish.

But, like my morbid curiosity about going skydiving, I got over it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

302 "IRAN JUST REJECTED THE CEASEFIRE AND ISSUED A 10-POINT LIST OF DEMANDS - INCLUDING LIFTING ALL SANCTIONS AND REPARATIONS FOR WAR DAMAGE"

They are about to get a whole buttload of Allah's will.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:21 PM (vFG9F)

303 302 "IRAN JUST REJECTED THE CEASEFIRE AND ISSUED A 10-POINT LIST OF DEMANDS - INCLUDING LIFTING ALL SANCTIONS AND REPARATIONS FOR WAR DAMAGE"

They are about to get a whole buttload of Allah's will.
-------------------
Rug merchants never learn.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:22 PM (n17eQ)

304 IRAN JUST REJECTED THE CEASEFIRE AND ISSUED A 10-POINT LIST OF DEMANDS - INCLUDING LIFTING ALL SANCTIONS AND REPARATIONS FOR WAR DAMAGE

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OK, so they're all in. It's for the whole magilla.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (BI5O2)

305 No, we shaved off votes in the red counties in the countryside where Trump was strong, and we left the blue counties untouched. We shaved off 10 percent in Douglas County (Colorado) and 10% in Mesa County (Colorado) and other red counties until Biden's count was over 50 percent statewide."
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Suspected that in some Michigan counties which were surprisingly strong for Biden. Not that Biden "won" them, but it was sketchy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (/lPRQ)

306 That plane crash? You had Donner kebab?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

__________________

Nah....mostly freeze-dried finger food. ;D

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)

307 302 "IRAN JUST REJECTED THE CEASEFIRE AND ISSUED A 10-POINT LIST OF DEMANDS - INCLUDING LIFTING ALL SANCTIONS AND REPARATIONS FOR WAR DAMAGE"

They are about to get a whole buttload of Allah's will.
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 04:21 PM (vFG9F)

I guarantee that Chuck Schumer was on the phone with the IRGC telling them to reject it. And that he wants the MRE Beef Stick recovered from the scene so he can use it as a prop on the Senate Floor.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (FpHTM)

308 302 "IRAN JUST REJECTED THE CEASEFIRE AND ISSUED A 10-POINT LIST OF DEMANDS - INCLUDING LIFTING ALL SANCTIONS AND REPARATIONS FOR WAR DAMAGE"

They are about to get a whole buttload of Allah's will.
Posted by: fd

Oh balls.

Mr. Trump! We're not with him!!!!

Posted by: Iranian bridges, powerplants, water purification, bridges, etc at April 06, 2026 04:23 PM (JCZqz)

309 >>>I've read that skunk, surprisingly, is good eating.

Posted by: Bulg

>I've been sprayed by a skunk before. Nasty. I'd rather eat a stewed opossum. You whack him in the head and you're good to go!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (Fbc0I)

310 IRAN JUST REJECTED THE CEASEFIRE AND ISSUED A 10-POINT LIST OF DEMANDS
.......

1. Bomb me
2. bomb me harder
3. Don't stop, don't stop
etc.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (UjdFS)

311 I'd rather eat a stewed opossum.
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Grey meat is a thing.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:24 PM (n17eQ)

312 They would have negotiated long before this in past scenarios. Probably before a shot was fired. But they dig in, after all this, and refuse to talk. They're in the bunker mentality.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (BI5O2)

313 Thanks for the answers on judicial review, All.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (77rzZ)

314 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

315 Cat.
The reason I keep upwards of ten barn cats around outside.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:11 PM (U7QMZ)

Even getting some wet cat litter from a cat loving neighbor might help.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)

316 Reparations for war damage?

Fine.

Resurrect our dead, and we'll resurrect yours.

Deal?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:26 PM (BI5O2)

317 Well Iran has a lot to pay for as well.
So pony up first and we will talk about it

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)

318 312 They would have negotiated long before this in past scenarios. Probably before a shot was fired. But they dig in, after all this, and refuse to talk. They're in the bunker mentality.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:25 PM (BI5O2)

========

Well, their chief mullah is gay and in a coma, at best.

Their tippy top of the IRGC leadership is dead.

It's really not about "Iran" agreeing or not. It's about which surviving commander is agreeing and how much he controls.

It's always going to end with one IRGC commander deciding to make a deal and then killing the others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:27 PM (mdSmG)

319 --------------------------------

So since the US found the pilot, Iran has to give us the award, right?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at
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He'll get the money later. Right now he wants a head or two on a pike.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:28 PM (koh6z)

320 3 Supposed to get down to freezing tomorrow night then be up to 80 by Friday.
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It is officially wrong coat season.
Posted by: I'm always poorly dressed
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For kids, it's "lose you coat" season. Put 'em on the school bus in a coat on a cool morning, watch them get off it in the afternoon sans coat.
This would happen 8 or 9 times each year, with successful coat recovery about half the time. My daughter went through 3 or 4 coats every year through middle school. A couple of times, we found a coat she lost in October in the school lost and found in March. Some other kid took it home, then "lost" it later.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 06, 2026 05:16 PM (0r3iH)

Far Side Fly-By Open Thread

We like da moon.

As we round the moon, the crew will be the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled. (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:40 PM




Comments

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1 Suddenly thought of El Vy's "Return to the Moon".

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iXqHn)

2 Yay! Looping Around the Moon!

Posted by: It's 1968 Again! at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (oftw2)

3 Every time Hegseth said "God is great " 20k leftists crapped themselves

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (19SAM)

4 Time to start playing big band music on all the frequencies as they come out from the EM shadow of the Moon.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (rbvCR)

5 I read they will be on the dark side of the moon tonight.

Honestly, it gives me chills that we're doing this for the first time in my life. (And I'm not young)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IXZGh)

7 Actually, there are already aliens on the Moon.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (RIvkX)

8 Nothing can stop us now! On to Uranus!

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (oftw2)

9 There's no Far Side funnies in the whole post.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (8mulE)

10 As we round the moon, the crew will be the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled. (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)


I will consider this a 'shout-out' and puff my chest for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (IXZGh)

11 Someday, some lucky person will be the first to loop around Uranus.

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (5rh/l)

12 M-O-O-N

In before Tom Cullen

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (RIvkX)

13 What is Gary Larson flying by?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)

14 Willowed:

The 7'6" basketball player at Florida (he's entering the portal, however) will need to play Barron.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Is he tall enough?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (U7QMZ)

15
Are they going to photograph the secret Nazi base?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (MHBzu)

16 Newsom asks state employees to fish around in couch cushions for change so he can get $90 billion to finish the choo choo train project.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (KtOUo)

17 I wants two thanx Presdent Obana foor making this misson a big success. Thank you Presdent oboner and we loves yew.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (B1QDm)

18 Left-wing charity is giving a drunk a fifth of whiskey.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (MHBzu)

I forget who said it first, but it's more like knocking you down, ripping the sleeves of your coat, keeping one for himself, and giving the other to a coatless man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (BI5O2)

19 DUDE 44 Bravo for President !!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (GD0B3)

20
Is he tall enough?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (U7QMZ)



I did question that as well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (IXZGh)

21 I know, we did this already, we did more back in 1969. The thing is the people of today look at that as the distant past, only now matters to them.

Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (YwEeS)

22 "Me also love a nice fat moon. Oh wait, you're talking about the actual moon?"

-- Sir Mix-a-Lot

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

23 Actually, there are already aliens on the Moon.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

The tardigrades that the Israelis left there. Probably giant mutant tardigrades by now.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

24 I can't believe you left this link off after that first sentence.

https://tinyurl.com/yc7y5t3j

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (N1DT3)

25 Honestly, it gives me chills that we're doing this for the first time in my life. (And I'm not young)

Not so much chills as profound disappointment, but I realized several years ago that everyone who has walked on the moon is older than my dad—and I’m retired. I will be happy to see that “record” broken.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (EXyHK)

26 As we round the moon, the crew will be the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled. (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)


"As we round the moon, SPONGE!"

Everyone at NASA, "WTF?"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (U7QMZ)

27 Yo

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (TLp3A)

28 AC/DC - What's Next To The Moon

https://youtu.be/gf23KfIW3dc

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (CNl8/)

29 Some of us remember the loop done by Apollo 8 and the reading of Genesis. Maybe my most memorable Christmas

Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (MEbkQ)

30 Shoot the moon!

Posted by: Sgt. Stedenko at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)

31 The tardigrades that the Israelis left there. Probably giant mutant tardigrades by now.

That’s one of the amazing things about tardigrades—for real—they seem to be far less affected by the radiation of space as we think they should be. (Unless we’ve learned more in the last five years or so.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (EXyHK)

32 Trump: take out Maduro , stomp Iran and send Americans back to the moon. Biden - cut off boys penises and girls breasts and allow humongous frauds and an invasion.
Which do you prefer?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (19SAM)

33 I wonder if The Jews will uncloak their secret base on the dark side of the moon and reveal their weather machine for the first time.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (oqH4h)

34 Newsom asks state employees to fish around in couch cushions for change so he can get $90 billion to finish the choo choo train project.
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (KtOUo)

90 trillion couldn't finish that project. He has to cross several mountain ranges and heavily populated areas in earthquake country.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (8avO+)

35 First Canadian space toilet saboteur...

CBC is covering this now. Apparently this is a crucial mission to test new equipment.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (Sco7b)

36 I betcha they won't let us see that Nazi moon base on the far side.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (KtOUo)

37
Which do you prefer?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (19SAM)

_____________

Well, if I'm wetting my beak on the fraud....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (MHBzu)

38 Fuck the moon, we are listening to Gen. Kaine

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (dmDsy)

39 A TRIP TO THE MOON (FULL ALBUM)

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=q_W_Kk7GA7Q

Posted by: GHOST FUNK ORCHESTRA at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (TLp3A)

40 Some of us remember the loop done by Apollo 8 and the reading of Genesis. Maybe my most memorable Christmas
Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (MEbkQ)

I do.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (8avO+)

41 That’s one of the amazing things about tardigrades—for real—they seem to be far less affected by the radiation of space as we think they should be. (Unless we’ve learned more in the last five years or so.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

From what I've read, they're almost effing immortal.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

42 Can the astronauts moon the Moon?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (U7QMZ)

43
I'll be glad when the crew gets back safely. But then there will be subsequent launches to worry about.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (dtlw7)

44 It would be really hilarious if the astronauts rounded the dark side of the moon and the first video they transmitted back to earth was a Rickroll.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (oqH4h)

45 FWIW - and yes, the "flat earthers" persist. I get the lecturers regularly. Which is especially funny for me as my Bride's first husband was a friend of Neil A.

Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (MEbkQ)

46
"As we round the moon, SPONGE!"

Everyone at NASA, "WTF?"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (U7QMZ)



Now THAT would be epic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (IXZGh)

47 1:56 PM ET (1756 UTC) Crew surpasses the Apollo 13 distance record

2:45 PM ET (1845 UTC) Lunar observation period begins

6:47 PM ET (2247 UTC) Loss of signal expected as Orion heads behind the Moon (~40 min)

7:02 PM ET (2302 UTC) Closest approach to the Moon

7:05 PM ET (2305 UTC) Orion reaches its furthest point from Earth

Posted by: Jose at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (V6W16)

48 I get it. They're only replicating a thing done before, with some added flourishes. NASA is less badass than SpaceX, the mission is over budget and behind schedule, and so on.

Who cares? It was dope AF in the 60s, and it's dope AF now. Let's just enjoy it, and whatever images come back, and pray they don't fuck it up and die.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)

49 Trump back at the podium now

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (RIvkX)

50 The tardigrades that the Israelis left there. Probably giant mutant tardigrades by now.

That’s one of the amazing things about tardigrades—for real—they seem to be far less affected by the radiation of space as we think they should be. (Unless we’ve learned more in the last five years or so.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (EXyHK)

It just might be hard to tell if a tardigrade is nausueos or has hair fall out.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (8avO+)

51 Just because...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd_THG241GA

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (AkEZC)

52 So it's a New Moon on Monday?

People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

53
Some of us remember the loop done by Apollo 8 and the reading of Genesis. Maybe my most memorable Christmas
Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (MEbkQ)

___________

Apollo 8 orbited the Moon, it didn't just loop it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (MHBzu)

54 I can't believe you left this link off after that first sentence.

https://tinyurl.com/yc7y5t3j
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM


Dafuq did I just watch?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (bFu5X)

55 I, for one, welcome our Tardigrade overlords.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (4NO2D)

56
The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

57 Can't for get why we like the moon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw

And a 4K update:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApyrA6UXY-8

Posted by: Geoff Shotts at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (13ivK)

58 "Masters of the Moon? Meh."

-- Dio

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

59 I'd be too tempted to scream out "What the HELL IS THAT?!!" one second before going out of communications range.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (Sco7b)

60 Hadrian ... I stand properly corrected

Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (MEbkQ)

61 Who cares? It was dope AF in the 60s, and it's dope AF now. Let's just enjoy it, and whatever images come back, and pray they don't fuck it up and die.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)
-----

Preaaaaaach.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (oqH4h)

62
Iran, Artemis, it's all to distract us from the Guthrie disappearance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (MHBzu)

63 Trump: take out Maduro , stomp Iran and send Americans back to the moon. Biden - cut off boys penises and girls breasts and allow humongous frauds and an invasion.
Which do you prefer?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (19SAM)



You're forgetting how Biden launched a pair into space and broke the ISS dock and a two day mission turned into 3 months, or whatever.

THE best Biden ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (IXZGh)

64
The sheer seat-of-their-pants fixes and skills required to bring the Apollo 13 astronauts through their maneuvers and navigating would put this mission to shame.

There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (xG4kz)

65 It would be really hilarious if the astronauts rounded the dark side of the moon and the first video they transmitted back to earth was a Rickroll.
Posted by: ballistic


We have 4 days to get everyone on the recovery crew and naval ship dressed like Planet of the Apes characters.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (U7QMZ)

66

Shitter is full Clark

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (NtVYv)

67 I understand the crew will also experience a solar eclipse from the perspective of the Moon while they are up there. Should be interesting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (ESVrU)

68 Iran, Artemis, it's all to distract us from the Guthrie disappearance"

Don't forget the McCain funeral!

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (XuXeR)

69
There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (xG4kz)

___________

"Did you turn the spacecraft off and turn it back on?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (MHBzu)

70 >>First Canadian space toilet saboteur...

My Grandfather would just tell them:

'Dry it up and fart it out'.

No unscheduled stops for that guy.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (TLp3A)

71 Guthrie disappearance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (MHBzu)


Is that still going on?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (kvcnI)

72 I get it. They're only replicating a thing done before, with some added flourishes. NASA is less badass than SpaceX, the mission is over budget and behind schedule, and so on.

Who cares? It was dope AF in the 60s, and it's dope AF now. Let's just enjoy it, and whatever images come back, and pray they don't fuck it up and die.


Agreed. From a technical standpoint I'd much prefer SpaceX was doing it, but Trump wants FedGov doing it for this year's 2 1/2-centennial. Along with the LED screens on the Washington Monument so they can make it look like a giant dick and cause Obama to lose his mind.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

73 36 I betcha they won't let us see that Nazi moon base on the far side.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (KtOUo)


The Martians and Venusians, that have been battling it out on the far side for the past 50 years for the right to conquer Earth, will call a truce as the humans fly-by. So there will be no thermonuclear weapons light-show that would tip-off us Earthlings.

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (5rh/l)

74 I'd be too tempted to scream out "What the HELL IS THAT?!!" one second before going out of communications range.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (Sco7b)
---
"My God! It's full of stars!"

Posted by: Dave Bowman at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (ESVrU)

75 I'd be too tempted to scream out "What the HELL IS THAT?!!" one second before going out of communications range.
Posted by: Stateless


*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (U7QMZ)

76
Shitter is full Clark
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (NtVYv)



Sadly enough, that's likely what this mission will be remembered for.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (IXZGh)

77 There's no Far Side funnies in the whole post.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (8mulE)


Bummer of a birthmark, Hal!

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (LVvlK)

78

Savannah Guthrie wonders if Jesus has ever suffered a wound like she is suffering from now.

Get a grip.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (3ek7K)

79 NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Fbc0I)

80 >>NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.


Well, there are no Parking Blocks in Space.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (TLp3A)

81
People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S.


They'll rake care of that during the comms blackout. You know how NASA frowns upon hazing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (xG4kz)

82 🎵
She'll be comin' 'round the dark side when she comes
(when she comes)
She'll be comin' 'round the dark side when she comes
(when she comes)
🎶

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (ZxPkt)

83 NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Fbc0I)



And can drop a log big enough to break a space toilet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (IXZGh)

84 I remember watching John Glen orbit the earth in first grade. We were shocked that they had the TVs in the classroom to pull this off. Then there was the Cuban Crisis training. Good Times.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (n17eQ)

85
willowed

The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth

i wanna know which astronut shat out the Red River Logjam requiring captain Henry Miller Shreve to "remove the raft".

Posted by: BifBewalski

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (PnEh/)

86

Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh-oh yeah, bark at the moon

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (NtVYv)

87 Shoot the moon!
Posted by: Sgt. Stedenko at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM


Nuke the Moon.

https://tinyurl.com/2v7e8mrj

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (yxDRE)

88 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)
====

Actually, Mary Cloggenstein is immortal.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (RIvkX)

89 I remember an old SF story about an US Army expedition to put a base on the moon and as they explored the area they came upon another base! They knew from intelligence services it couldn't be any other country.

with trepidation they approached the structure...it was a US Navy base.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)

90 @51 Martini Farmer Fly Me to the Moon at the end of Space Cowboys was a great sign off. A real fun movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (19SAM)

91 I thought this thread was going to have far Side cimics.
Disappointment when I saw graphics of something that was accomplished 48 years ago.

Posted by: steven at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (QOrsj)

92 OK.... I guess the moon is more important than Trump talking about the pilots' rescue, and now the press conference he is having about the war....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (dmDsy)

93 (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)

First to use the space loo!

Posted by: Col. Burrito Tuesday at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (IJqrQ)

94 I saw the astronauts talking with the science crew earlier about which window was going to be used for which observations. Apparently they had to confirm with each other which window was "1" (port or starboard).

I was wondering why they didn't simply number them with a label so that EVERYONE onboard and on the ground (who had access to a schematic of the spacecraft) would know which window was which.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (ESVrU)

95 79 NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.
----------------
She broke the shitter and used up all the toilet paper.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)

96 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

====
*gasps*

*grasps pearls*

Oh, my! How very...American.

Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (RIvkX)

97 And of course, the Moon is a part of Texas. Neil even called it Houston...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (XuXeR)

98 willowed

The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth


Yeah. It was supposed to be a 3 INCH drain pipe.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (U7QMZ)

99

Groton Connecticut.

A blast from the past. Many decades ago I lived there when Dad was in the Navy.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (3ek7K)

100 I forgot how much I like that Ghost Funk Orchestra LP.

Might have to pull that one off the racks for this evening.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (TLp3A)

101 Well, there are no Parking Blocks in Space.

George Jetson would disagree.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (EXyHK)

102 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else."

BEN ROETHLISBERGER warms up in the bullpen...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (XuXeR)

103
And of course, the Moon is a part of Texas. Neil even called it Houston...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (XuXeR)

___________

Actually, part of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Orlando.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (MHBzu)

104 How high the moon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGf1GHAxhE

Posted by: huerfano at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (98kQX)

105 BEN ROETHLISBERGER warms up in the bullpen...


==

Ben is actually funny at time...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)

106 56
The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

Your underwear is old.

Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (eycOx)

107 "The Cloggenstein stuff is old."

We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.

Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)

108 CBC is showing this now.

The American networks are still carrying President Trump.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (Sco7b)

109 Been watching this for the past few days. It's like watching every low level peon in a grifter position getting a chance to make speeches about how great the "Water Softening, and Aroma" team is.

They should thank 2 entities.
God.
The US Taxpayer.

Posted by: Kestrel.986 at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (wyl5F)

110 "The Cloggenstein stuff is old."

We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD


Like an old man yelling at clouds, "NO CHANGE!"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (U7QMZ)

111 We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)
-----
Shit, man.

Some people still listen to The Beatles for some unknown reason, fer goodness sake.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (oqH4h)

112
I was wondering why they didn't simply number them with a label so that EVERYONE onboard and on the ground (who had access to a schematic of the spacecraft) would know which window was which.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Commercial carriers on the Great Lakes simply use "right" or "left" to refer to which side of the vessel presently requires your attention. True navigational fact!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (xG4kz)

113 "The Cloggenstein stuff is old."

We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)

Its timeless, because hippy liberals never change even when they are burning down cities for peace.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (8avO+)

114 Actually, part of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Orlando"

Yeah, sure. Buc-ee's on the Moon...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (XuXeR)

115 There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?

And they had to delete a funny cat video to do it!

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (Cuw0G)

116 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

Your underwear is old.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later


I'm wearing underwear older than most college students.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (U7QMZ)

117 A blast from the past. Many decades ago I lived there when Dad was in the Navy.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (3ek7K)
====
*sniffs*
They let just about anyone live there now.

Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (RIvkX)

118 Now if, when thry reached the furthest point, they called out 'Sponge!' We'd know there was a Moron amongst them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

119
Some people still listen to The Beatles for some unknown reason, fer goodness sake.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (oqH4h)

_________

Hey!

Posted by: Ed Driscoll at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (MHBzu)

120 "The Cloggenstein stuff is old."

We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)

Clogenstein is not funny , that is the problem, not the repetition. The poster is a dullard. Lace wigs are funny and awesome.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (GD0B3)

121 hmm. i suddenly find myself wondering why we tend to hear "uranian" as the adjective for things associated with uranus rather than "uranal".

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (oY6Yp)

122 Some people still listen to The Beatles for some unknown reason, fer goodness sake."

Like Ed what's his name at Insty?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (XuXeR)

123 Like an old man yelling at clouds, "NO CHANGE!"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (U7QMZ)

C-mon can't we get a like button?

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (ZhdAT)

124 There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?

And they had to delete a funny cat video to do it!
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (Cuw0G)

on the original Apollo the cat videos used discrete circuits.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)

125 Damn. Slow again...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (XuXeR)

126 I once made the joke that my keyboard was older than the girl I was seeing.

She did not find it funny for some reason. Women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

127 The astronauts requested that a few features they've seen on the moon be named.

Integrity for one feature, Carol for another - a passed away loved one...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)

128 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else."

I mean, I can make you weep for the next generation: https://tinyurl.com/38mb4pvy

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (JCZqz)

129 We're meeting Wednesday night at 7pm at the Elks Club.
Come join us.

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (BvmD+)

130
The Donald Trump Moon Base and Casino

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (MHBzu)

131 Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)

132 So it's a New Moon on Monday?

People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

LOL.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (g8Ew8)

133 Now if, when thry reached the furthest point, they called out 'Sponge!' We'd know there was a Moron amongst them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

watch them get into a fight about which seat is even farther away so they get the record. Watch the Canadian, they touch the rock in curling.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8avO+)

134 131 Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)

Too late ... and no trucks

Posted by: Buccee's at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (3sXRv)

135 Is Clogenstein just one person? I figured it was kind of a community sock, but I haven't really paid attention.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8mulE)

136 So it's a New Moon on Monday?

People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

LOL.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (g8Ew

we need to annex her hometown so they are retroactively American.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (8avO+)

137 131 Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?

--

Wawa

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Ch4Qk)

138 They are showing the inside of the cabin. Not a lot of room there.

CNN had a split screen.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)

139 You all just want to date Mary C.

We haven't heard from Dorcas Blimline in a while, though.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

140

Different hashes for the Clog comments.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (3ek7K)

141 They made a new He-Man movie? I had no idea. Looks like ass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

142
The on-board Canadian is a male.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (xG4kz)

143 I would never wear such an uncouth sock.

Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)

144 >Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?
----

one of those 'South Of The Border' billboards

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (ZxPkt)

145 135 Is Clogenstein just one person? I figured it was kind of a community sock, but I haven't really paid attention.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8mulE)

It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.

Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)

146
hmm. i suddenly find myself wondering why we tend to hear "uranian" as the adjective for things associated with uranus rather than "uranal".
Posted by: anachronda

why isn't it "urani"?

*looks at nurse for answer*

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (PnEh/)

147 140

Different hashes for the Clog comments.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (3ek7K)

Mary, contrary to opinio, is quite tech savvy.

She has a rotating VPN

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (3sXRv)

148 Cloggenstein is a tool, like Ben, Amy Schumer, Carlos Mencia, Mr Paul Anka, Sandra Fluke, Wilfred Brimley, Abe Vigoda, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

149 135 Is Clogenstein just one person? I figured it was kind of a community sock, but I haven't really paid attention.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8mulE)

It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)

And Rachel Corrie...she's fallen flat recently though

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)

150
The on-board Canadian is a male. And they had to hog wrestle him to stop him from wanting to put maple syrup on his space breakfasts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (xG4kz)

151 Did they dump the toilet tank on it?

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (UjdFS)

152 Don't ever change Mary.

Posted by: I Heart Mary Cloggenstein at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (BvmD+)

153 one of those 'South Of The Border' billboards
Posted by: Don Black


With a giant tardigrade wearing a sombrero.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

154 Now if, when thry reached the furthest point, they called out 'Sponge!' We'd know there was a Moron amongst them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Technically, isn't that point called the 'spongee' of the orbit?

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (Cuw0G)

155 I can't help the feeling that it must smell like ass in there

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)

156
It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)

Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (eajtS)

157 why isn't it "urani"?"

Well, Lamborghini has a Uris...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (XuXeR)

158 I was wondering why they didn't simply number them with a label so that EVERYONE onboard and on the ground (who had access to a schematic of the spacecraft) would know which window was which.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (ESVrU)


They could have resolved that by just saying "port-starboard-fore-aft"

However, it is NASA so even putting a dab of paint on would require three months of debate, changes in every mission booklet, and a separate declaration of climate and environmental neutrality matched with the addition of paint documentation in the MSDS and another waiver from EPA.

The 60's were a simpler time, they would notice that something was carcinogenic so they would make sure to verbally instruct the assembly team to wash their hands after using it and call it good.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

159 they need one of those pine tree air fresheners you get at AutoZone

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (ZxPkt)

160 And Margaret Cho!

The exception to the rule that all Korean women are hot.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Sco7b)

161 Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?
Posted by: Frank Barone
.......

They should stop to use the restroom.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (UjdFS)

162 I had a habit of missing the bus for school in the mornings.

All I got was tardy grades.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (7ca92)

163 141 They made a new He-Man movie? I had no idea. Looks like ass.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

Something nobody can complain about the remake being made more gay.

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (ZhdAT)

164 Iran fired 1500 missiles at UAE.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (koh6z)

165 Cloggenstein is a tool, like Ben, Amy Schumer, Carlos Mencia, Mr Paul Anka, Sandra Fluke, Wilfred Brimley, Abe Vigoda, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The Paolo.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

166 It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later

How could you forget about me?!? And during my father's mourning period!!!!!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

167 The Paolo, he knows nothing about this, how you say, community sock.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BvmD+)

168 Here is the stupid question of the day. Rubio admits that both his parents were not American citizens at his birth but became so after he was born. They were legally here. Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?

Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)

169 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (cWffP)

170 You can't beat Rush on Cloggenstein, don't try.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (GD0B3)

171 why isn't it "urani"?"

Well, Lamborghini has a Uris...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (XuXeR)
_______

And a color called "Blu Uranus." Not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

172 Sighting of the Eastern Blue Gunt
tinyurl.com/uhzah2ae

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:13 PM (gKWVE)

173 and that broad who lost an arm."

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 02:13 PM (XuXeR)

174 And Rachel Corrie...she's fallen flat recently though
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)

Iron Eyes Cody.

They are not the 'real' people. Relax.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

175 @141

>> They made a new He-Man movie? I had no idea. Looks like ass.

They needed Max Von Sydow, Topol, Brian Blessed, and a Queen Soundtrack.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (o5nY2)

176 All the reporters look like kids.

Kids who would have been beaten up in my neighborhood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (RIvkX)

177 26 As we round the moon, the crew will be the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled. (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)


"As we round the moon, SPONGE!"

Everyone at NASA, "WTF?"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (U7QMZ)

-------------------------------

Almost everyone...

Posted by: That one guy at NASA laughing hysterically at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (OGOaV)

178 Here is the stupid question of the day. Rubio admits that both his parents were not American citizens at his birth but became so after he was born. They were legally here. Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)

well not the 'at least one'. An American citizen who marries a foreigner has 100 pct citizen kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (8avO+)

179 They needed Max Von Sydow, Topol, Brian Blessed, and a Queen Soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM


I would probably watch that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)

180 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

As only one guy raises his hand...

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Cuw0G)

181 164 Iran fired 1500 missiles at UAE.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (koh6z)


That seems stupid...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (eajtS)

182 Clogenstein is not funny , that is the problem, not the repetition. The poster is a dullard. Lace wigs are funny and awesome.
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (GD0B3)


I always got my greatest fun by interacting with "her"

Mary! The neighbors said you were out in the back yard at midnight yelling incoherently, did your cats run away again? Didn't they make their way to the shelter last time?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (rbvCR)

183 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

As only one guy raises his hand...
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM


In space, no one can hear you fap.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (bFu5X)

184 . Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?
Posted by: Jaimo


Dunno, but you can damn well be that the Left will immediately pivot to him being ineligible for birthright citizenship on that basis as soon as he looks like he might be in danger of running. Then they will call for his immediate deportation.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (a+4eV)

185 Here is the stupid question of the day. Rubio admits that both his parents were not American citizens at his birth but became so after he was born. They were legally here. Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)

Was birthright citizenship in effect then?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

186 Why don't they want urinals in the girl's rooms?

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (KtOUo)

187 Lol

President Trump- I'm not even sure Iran has any mine ships left. They're very good bullshit artists.'

Lol

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (Sco7b)

188 Oldcat, yea that I know but does that mean Rubio is actually an anchor baby citizen? He keeps running for president but no one mentions that he probably shouldn't. They let Obama squeak through with only one citizen parent. What's the difference between native born and natural born then?

Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (BCuCF)

189 FWP: Our small microwave oven just died.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (4NO2D)

190
I just found out that Wilfred Brimley was only 2 years older than Robert Redford when they made The Natural.

I think Wilfed Brimley probably looked like a 43 year old man when he was a baby.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)

191 He-Man has always been gay. On purpose. As a conscious choice. Could have been like Thundarr the Barbarian but decided to be a cross between after-school specials and shameless toy marketing instead.

Posted by: Ookla the Mok at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (eycOx)

192 They needed Max Von Sydow, Topol, Brian Blessed, and a Queen Soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM

I would probably watch that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)
_________

Flash Gordon references without mention of Ornella Muti? The Blade is very very very disappoint.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

193 giant mutant tardigrades?

NO!

Do!
Not!
Want!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (MIIRH)

194 Bulg, yes. Birthright citizenship has been that way since like 1868 or something.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (BCuCF)

195 Is Clogenstein just one person? I figured it was kind of a community sock, but I haven't really paid attention.
Posted by: No Name Today

It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later


It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (U7QMZ)

196 @90 Diana Krall sang it at Neil Armstrong's funeral.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (zdLoL)

197 FWP: Our small microwave oven just died."

Aww. They're so cute when they're small...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (XuXeR)

198 I hope they didn't forget to bring duct tape.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (KtOUo)

199 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

Do monkeys count?

Posted by: Yuri Gregarious at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (7ca92)

200 and if they miss the moon, it will be a historic First time astronauts have approached and orbited the sun (though they'll all be dead in a week or two).

C-SPAN has another not historic first by having mostly women giving us The Science. And this woman has the added bonus of uptalking.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (vbXSk)

201 From what I read, zero-gravity shifts blood to the upper torso and head, meaning boners are difficult.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

202 I think Wilfed Brimley probably looked like a 43 year old man when he was a baby.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)
-----
Wilfred Brimley exited the womb with a full-time job and a tax liability.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (oqH4h)

203 @192

>> Flash Gordon references without mention of Ornella Muti? The Blade is very very very disappoint.

NO!! NOT THE BORE WORMS!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (wirt8)

204 They shot 101 missiles at the Abraham Lincoln.
All were shot down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (koh6z)

205 They needed Max Von Sydow, Topol, Brian Blessed, and a Queen Soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM

I would probably watch that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)
_________

Flash Gordon references without mention of Ornella Muti? The Blade is very very very disappoint.

Posted by: Elric The Blade


I can't flush the toilet, Dave.
Posted by: HAL9000

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (U7QMZ)

206 185 Here is the stupid question of the day. Rubio admits that both his parents were not American citizens at his birth but became so after he was born. They were legally here. Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)

Was birthright citizenship in effect then?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

I think that's a reference to the Natural Born Citizen clause in the constitution.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (8mulE)

207 201 From what I read, zero-gravity shifts blood to the upper torso and head, meaning boners are difficult.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)
-----

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (oqH4h)

208 Dunno, but you can damn well be that the Left will immediately pivot to him being ineligible for birthright citizenship on that basis as soon as he looks like he might be in danger of running.

I, for one, hope they win their case. Marco Rubio could be the greatest non-President in history if he removes 50 million illegitimate citizens.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (Cuw0G)

209 I may be strange, but I thought Machines for Sale was hilarious. There were some really well done parodies of that. I laughed my ass off, now I have no ass.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (NtVYv)

210 and if they miss the moon, it will be a historic First time astronauts have approached and orbited the sun (though they'll all be dead in a week or two).

C-SPAN has another not historic first by having mostly women giving us The Science. And this woman has the added bonus of uptalking.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (vbXSk)

they better miss the moon, if they run smack into it that would be bad.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)

211 I hope they didn't forget to bring duct tape.
Posted by: torabora


I doubt they brought some. You don't want ducts on a spacecraft.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (diia5)

212 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (+nGQQ)

213 I laughed my ass off, now I have no ass.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


I don't even laugh, and I still lost mine.
-- Brie Larson

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

214 The on-board Canadian is a male.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (xG4kz)

He's staying in lunar orbit, so he doesn't get scheduled for MAID for a minor bruise.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (S/Y4j)

215 I laughed my ass off, now I have no ass.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


That's not funny.

Posted by: Brie Larson at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (gKWVE)

216 "We like the moon" - I think that was almost 30 years ago. Back when I wasn't even 29.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (w6EFb)

217 I think Wilfed Brimley probably looked like a 43 year old man when he was a baby.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)
-

Yeah, Brimley is one of those guys that looked 60 when they were 40 and still looked 60 when they were 80.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (0bjKf)

218 Rowel hammers

Chopped liver?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (Kt19C)

219 He-Man has always been gay. On purpose. As a conscious choice.
==
Prince Adam was gay. Gay as Hop-Sing.

He-Man. Not gay.

Posted by: you can ask Teela at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (anL5R)

220 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (+nGQQ)



😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (GD0B3)

221
You have to make the round oxygens filters from the LEM fit into the square oxygen filtered holes in the Pod.

Posted by: Captain Lovell at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (IifOV)

222 Dunno, but you can damn well be that the Left will immediately pivot to him being ineligible for birthright citizenship on that basis as soon as he looks like he might be in danger of running.

I, for one, hope they win their case. Marco Rubio could be the greatest non-President in history if he removes 50 million illegitimate citizens.
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (Cuw0G)

He will be too busy as the Grand Admiral of Hormuz.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)

223 >>> 215 I laughed my ass off, now I have no ass.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

That's not funny.
Posted by: Brie Larson at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (gKWVE)

YES IT IS.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (9vFyc)

224 Posted by: Yuri Gregarious"

Heh

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (XuXeR)

225
Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K)

226 Hop Sing was not gay.

He was Little Joe's biological father.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

227 Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

==

no he is not

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (GD0B3)

228 By the way, that land aknowledgement claim was funny.

I'm going to ask grok what the longest one currently is. We're up to about 72 genders btw.

Wow....

CCA Living Land Acknowledgement:

Kwé. We recognize the longstanding connections of Indigenous Peoples to Tiohtiá:ke/Mooniyang/Montréal, in particular the Kanien’kehá:ka people of Kahnawake, Kahnesatake, and Akwesasne, whose ancestors—along with those of Wendat, Anishinaabe, and Abenaki communities—lived here long before the arrival of settlers. Still today, the island is home to many First Nations, Inuit, and Métis people. These communities continue to face challenges to their rights and the erosion of their traditional territories as a result of ongoing processes of settler colonialism. The CCA itself puts on exhibitions and events, maintains its collections, and publishes texts on these lands that have never been ceded by their Indigenous inhabitants. The CCA therefore recognizes its settler-colonial roots, and we are committed to fostering affirmative relationships with Indigenous peoples across Tiohtiá:ke/Mooniyang/Montréal and beyond. We invite you to learn more about the CCA’s ongoing commitment to our living land acknowl

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (Sco7b)

229 FWP: Our small microwave oven just died.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (4NO2D)


It is sad when consumer appliances fail to thrive. Perhaps it was taken away from its mother too soon, like all those poor Tamagotchi?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

230 Nazi Valkyrie Maidens in Space!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)

231 Remember, Parents: Tamagotchi are not just for birthdays and Christmas. They are a life long responsibility.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (rbvCR)

232 PIGS....IN.....SPACE!!!

Posted by: The Muppet Show at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)

233 Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.

I wish he'd stick to chicken...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)

234 Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?"

Yep.

Right after the rest of the leadership is dead

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (XuXeR)

235 Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K)

He offered it in exchange for basically what he's been after the whole time.

Within the past hour or so, the Iranians told him to fuck off in the direction of his choosing and issued their own 10 demands.

So. Tomorrow will be... spicy in Iran.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (FmapG)

236 Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

==

no he is not
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (GD0B3)

for some reason he thought Pakistan might have an ulterior motive.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (8avO+)

237 Is the Trump presser still going on?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

238 Got my passport renewal today.

I'm sad 'cause it doesn't have "President Donald J. Trump" anywhere on it.

I mean, the old one didn't either.

I just ... wanted Trump to have found another way to piss off the left.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (HXT0k)

239

Spicy is good.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (3ek7K)

240 Per the manufacturer's label, the microwave was made in 2000.

26 years is a pretty good run for a Magic Chef appliance.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (4NO2D)

241 10,000F spicy? Or hotter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (2GVsD)

242 "Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?"

if it's in the "news" then it's a pathetic lie

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (MIIRH)

243 225
Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K

Did you see Iran’s response to the offer? They said they’d consider it if we paid them a billion dollars in reparations for the damage we did. Not kidding.

Trump knew their response would be something idiotic like that, this is why he’s free to make any wild sounding negotiation he thinks sounds good. He gets the PR and moral boost from having made a generous offer, and it’s cost free because the Iranians are incapable of negotiation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (UA2di)

244 10,000F spicy? Or hotter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (2GVsD)

I think just conventionally spicy.

But in new places.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (FmapG)

245 Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.

I wish he'd stick to chicken...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)

Bastard was behind the anti pluto crap at a convention. He will have the ninth circle of hell for that.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)

246 233 Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.

I wish he'd stick to chicken...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)
------

Is there a more pompous gasbag than that guy?

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)

247 Nazi Valkyrie Maidens in Space!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)
_________

"Yea, we made a movie about that ...."

Iron Sky

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

248 Hop Sing was not gay.

He was Little Joe's biological father.

===
Johnny Carson - I always wondered about Ponderosa. Ben Cartwright and his three sons on that ranch, no women. Were any of them gay?

Michael Landon. No absolutely not. But thank God Hop-Sing was!

Posted by: ba boom sis at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (anL5R)

249 CCA Living Land Acknowledgement:"

So a "living document?

Otherwise known as "pulled outta our ass"

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR)

250 if it's in the "news" then it's a pathetic lie
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (MIIRH)


see, this guy gets it!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (GD0B3)

251 Is there a more pompous gasbag than that guy?
Posted by: ballistic


Obama.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

252 If I had the ambition, time and knowledge, I'd make an AI video of Artemis doing the fly-by with Chuck Norris sitting casually on a moon rock looking up and flipping the bird.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (dIske)

253 230 Nazi Valkyrie Maidens in Space!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)


I could probably find that on Kindle Unlimited.

Posted by: including the exclamation points at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (gKWVE)

254 Everything will be decimated by midnight tomorrow night.
_PDJT

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (koh6z)

255 Obama.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)
-----

Damn, I think you got me. lol

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oqH4h)

256
Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.


In the meantime, his primary responsibility to run the museum gift shop is being ripped off by its slacker staffers, for whom he was responsible for "on boarding" them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (xG4kz)

257 I still say it should be "Jump to top of Comments" because that's what the link actually does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (IXZGh)

258 Everything will be decimated"

So down by a tenth?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (XuXeR)

259 Everything will be decimated by midnight tomorrow night.
_PDJT
Posted by: Braenyard -


I better call before then, in that case.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

260 Washinton Nearsider

Mega Hobby's going out of business sale continues.

Just ordered an Eduard 1/48 P-38F left engine for the Tamiya kit, $29. Along with other stuff like ECU duct for the A-10C and PE for the Magic Factory A-4M.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (2GVsD)

261 Bastard was behind the anti pluto crap at a convention.
Posted by: Oldcat

Anti-pluto, 100% pure anti-pluto!

Posted by: Commodore Decker at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

262 Is there a more pompous gasbag than that guy?
Posted by: ballistic


Obama.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)



I will throw in a Stephen ColBERT and Jimmy Kimmel for filler.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (IXZGh)

263 Everything will be decimated by midnight tomorrow night.
---
Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .

Posted by: shamed roman legionary at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (anL5R)

264 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (cWLG3)

265 207 201 From what I read, zero-gravity shifts blood to the upper torso and head, meaning boners are difficult.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

That's what the Nancy Pelosi - Hillary Clinton
Polaroids are for....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (Sco7b)

266 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (cWLG3)



The media is the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (IXZGh)

267 s there a more pompous gasbag than that guy?
Posted by: ballistic


Obama.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)


I will throw in a Stephen ColBERT and Jimmy Kimmel for filler.
==\
WTF People? I know I have a fckin podcast now, but I'm still getting it done!!!

Posted by: Queef Olberman at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (anL5R)

268 CCA Living Land Acknowledgement:"

So a "living document?

Otherwise known as "pulled outta our ass"

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR)

Hey!

Posted by: Gaggle of Lawyers That Agonized Over It at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (PrsTH)

269 Obama has 'allegedly' established a "back channel" to COMMUNICATE directly with "NATO leaders", anticipating a possible Trump administration withdrawal from NATO.

Can we say Logan Act, or is that just for lesser men?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

270 It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)

Well I never!

/attempts to cross arms, breaks down crying when I realize I've only got the one.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)

271 Presser just ended...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (Sco7b)

272 Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .
Posted by: shamed roman legionary


And, of course, words are never allowed to change meanings.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)

273 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (cWLG3)

I didn't know U of M had a branch in Red China. Figures.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (8avO+)

274 If its Pentium of Borg, they will be approximated and not decimated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (2GVsD)

275 269 Obama has 'allegedly' established a "back channel" to COMMUNICATE directly with "NATO leaders", anticipating a possible Trump administration withdrawal from NATO.

Can we say Logan Act, or is that just for lesser men?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

=====

If I remember correctly, the Logan Act has been on the books since the 18th century and never once been successfully prosecuted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (mdSmG)

276 Mega Hobby's going out of business sale continues.

Just ordered an Eduard 1/48 P-38F left engine for the Tamiya kit, $29. Along with other stuff like ECU duct for the A-10C and PE for the Magic Factory A-4M.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (2GVsD)

*heads off to go shopping*

Thanks, Anna.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)

277 257 I still say it should be "Jump to top of Comments" because that's what the link actually does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (IXZGh)

Where else would it go? To the bottom like LBQTers?

Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (8mulE)

278
Are they asking that Red Chinese sites in the Moon be referred to as Xi's Ghettos?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (xG4kz)

279 Well I never!

/attempts to cross arms, breaks down crying when I realize I've only got the one.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)



You can still be productive in life, love.

Posted by: One Armed Drummer from Def Leppard at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (IXZGh)

280 Everybody's Going to the Moon!

https://tinyurl.com/3v54r7ed

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (wGerL)

281 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
--
You should never take a headline literally. Or seriously. Or figuratively for that matter. You should completely ignore them.

Posted by: Its all bullshit at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (anL5R)

282 256
Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.

In the meantime, his primary responsibility to run the museum gift shop is being ripped off by its slacker staffers, for whom he was responsible for "on boarding" them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (xG4kz)
-----
Tyson could have lent his expertise to the writers of the "Pigs in Space" series on the Muppet Show.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (cWLG3)

283 Obama has 'allegedly' established a "back channel" to COMMUNICATE directly with "NATO leaders", anticipating a possible Trump administration withdrawal from NATO.

Can we say Logan Act, or is that just for lesser men?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

This is great, they will get NATO to throw us out. Too bad Obama doesn't know the Tar Baby story.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (8avO+)

284 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm


Those "Chinese University of Michigan" sweatshirts are probably a hot seller.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (Cuw0G)

285 -----
Tyson could have lent his expertise to the writers of the "Pigs in Space" series on the Muppet Show.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (cWLG3)



One with no actual 'expertise' should be invited to lend a damn thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (IXZGh)

286 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)

287 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

OMG, funniest president EVER!

"I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

"So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language!" 😭

"They say if I ran for president of Venezuela, I'm polling higher than anybody has ever pulled in Venezuela."

There will never be another like him!

I think Marco Rubio could help Trump with this

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (NpAcC)

288 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2GVsD)

289 I thought it was generally agreed here that the Daily Mail is a shitrag

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (gKWVE)

290 281 "You should never take a headline literally. Or seriously. Or figuratively for that matter. You should completely ignore them."


--- signed, the guy who wrote the "North American Treaty Organization" headline

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (0bjKf)

291 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)



Seems she shaved off parts of her brain when she shaved her head.

Stupid twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (IXZGh)

292 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (GDFK9)

293 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma


I don't believe it, but I certainly wish it were true.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (a+4eV)

294 281 "You should never take a headline literally. Or seriously. Or figuratively for that matter. You should completely ignore them."


--- signed, the guy who wrote the "North American Treaty Organization" headline
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (0bjKf)

Our betters are such idiots. At least the old nobles could swing a sword.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (8avO+)

295 First!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (qgHp7)

296 I thought it was generally agreed here that the Daily Mail is a shitrag
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (gKWVE)



Is that one started by Qatucker Qatarlson or Ben "My Sister Has Big Tits" Shapiro?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (IXZGh)

297 They made a new He-Man movie? I had no idea. Looks like ass.

I thought the Netflix series a few years ago where He-Man and Skeletor are trapped in a cuckshed dimension while all the women from the show scissor each other and beat up the remaining men would've killed anyone's desire to ever see it again.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (2ocoG)

298 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma

I don't believe it, but I certainly wish it were true.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Especially since NATO is North Atlantic Treaty Organization.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (U7QMZ)

299

295 First!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (qgHp7)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (IXZGh)

300 the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled

Oh, you're leaving out a bunch of stuff. What about John Carter? What about all the alien abduction victims? Also, assuming aliens aren't "men" is a bit specieist. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (rsRnr)

301 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

It can be really funny, but you've got to sock it right.

It's not that she's stupid and can't talk or type. It's actually much worse.

She's VERY educated, but educated to the point that she's an idiot and believes impossible things that only educated people can be fooled into believing.

Oh, and morally outraged while fighting to be able to murder 9 month gestation babies. You have to get the moral outrage, the massive ego, and the hypocrisy right for it to be funny.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (N1DT3)

302 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma

Fine, now refund us all the money we've shoveled into your capacious Euromaws lo these many decades.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

303 Mooning on the Dark Side...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

304 Trump is done with presser. He doesn't mince words. I smiled as he called out the NYTs.

Posted by: WisRich at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (G0vdT)

305 I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

"So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language!" 😭

"They say if I ran for president of Venezuela, I'm polling higher than anybody has ever pulled in Venezuela."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (NpAcC)

I don't recall anything in the Constitution forbidding such a thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (8avO+)

306 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)

So you mean the bill from Schoolhouse Rock knew how to throw some punches?

Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (PrsTH)

307

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth on the rescued F-15 crew member:

“His first message was simple and it was powerful. He sent a message: ‘God is good’.”

“Shot down on a Friday, Good Friday... flown out of Iran as the sun was rising on Easter Sunday.”

https://tinyurl.com/3p67937h

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (NpAcC)

308 >> New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."


They'll be keeping all of our money, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (TLp3A)

309 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma



Seems them cutting billions from their coffers isn't something they'd actually do.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (IXZGh)

310 "The North American Treaty Organization"

President Trump should start that.
Membership of one.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Sco7b)

311 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation

That is so far out of the scope of Congress's authority, it's not even funny.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)

312 I guess I should change and head into the studio.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)

313 288 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2GVsD)


Isn't it North Atlantic Treaty Organization ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (eajtS)

314 Obama has 'allegedly' established a "back channel" to COMMUNICATE directly with "NATO leaders", anticipating a possible Trump administration withdrawal from NATO.

Obama reportedly loves back channels, so that checks out. Especially at gay bathhouses.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)

315 We're still pretending this "moon flyby" thing is real? I've got a bridge to sell you too.

Posted by: My Tinfoil Hat is Too Tight at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (V362x)

316 "The North American Treaty Organization"

President Trump should start that.
Membership of one.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Sco7b)

Us and Alberta, or Cool Canada as it will be styled.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (8avO+)

317 Apparently they found an unnamed crater and the crew suggested names for it. They are hoping they choose "Integrity" in honor of the spacecraft/team on the mission.

If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)

318
That is so far out of the scope of Congress's authority, it's not even funny.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)



It's cute you think that fact would stop a Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

319 298 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma

I don't believe it, but I certainly wish it were true.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Especially since NATO is North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (U7QMZ)
----
We're going to form our own treaty organization, and YOU'RE NOT INVITED!

Posted by: Canada at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (cWLG3)

320 284 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm

Those "Chinese University of Michigan" sweatshirts are probably a hot seller.
Posted by: t-bird
---

Is this part of the Nine top level scientists Dead or Missing?


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (koh6z)

321 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)


Seems she shaved off parts of her brain when she shaved her head.

Stupid twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Charles Barkley says what???

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (U7QMZ)

322 Piper, don't ever change.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

323 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)

Ace of Spades

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (8avO+)

324 Deja vu all over again.

I was working for Collins Radio at the time, and a different division was handling a big part of the Deep Space Comm system, so lots of company propaganda PR was devoted to the Apollo program.
Somewhere around here, I still have the 8 X10 glossy copy of the famous "earthrise" photo from Apollo 8 that the company passed out to anyone that requested it.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (0r3iH)

325 Especially since NATO is North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Posted by: rickb223


... yeah, good point.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (a+4eV)

326 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)


Mooney McMoonpie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

327 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)

328 We're still pretending this "moon flyby" thing is real? I've got a bridge to sell you too.

Given the quality of the NASA video, I'd put about a 35% bet on Polymarket that Artemis is completely fake because NASA expelled everyone competent during the Biden junta.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

329 Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .
Posted by: shamed roman legionary


And, of course, words are never allowed to change meanings.
====
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But I would not be in favor of calling it something else that it isn't, like petunia. Those are different things. The inability to tell one from the other is not to be celebrated.

I mean, changing the meanings of words is not exactly something that I am generally in favor of. I like them the way they are. They represent a real thing, usually. But I'm picky. Decimate is just an example of how people mis used a word and we have re defined it to mean the popular, albeit misunderstood, use.

Posted by: Excuse me, but I'm feeling a little uptight . . . at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (anL5R)

330 But, it's no longer April Fool's.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (IXZGh)

331 Oh, you're leaving out a bunch of stuff. What about John Carter? What about all the alien abduction victims? Also, assuming aliens aren't "men" is a bit specieist. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (rsRnr)


Like the first couple of seasons of Stargate where Capt Carter's dad kept trying to get her into NASA so she could get into space

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (rbvCR)

332 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)

Ace of Spades
Posted by: Oldcat


Acehole.

"Coming to you live from Moonbase Acehole".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (U7QMZ)

333
327 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)

======

We haven't been hearing about ICE protests either.

Probably because Trump stopped deporting and just opened the border again, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:43 PM (mdSmG)

334 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)


Forna

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 02:43 PM (LVvlK)

335
Out: Think of your Grandmother
In: Become an Astronaut

Posted by: Premature Ejaculator at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (7ca92)

336 We're going to form our own treaty organization, and YOU'RE NOT INVITED!
Posted by: Canada at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (cWLG3)
---
Will there be hookers and blackjack? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (ESVrU)

337 I guess I should change and head into the studio.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)



Hurry it up. We only have the costumes for one more hour.

Posted by: Peter North at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (IXZGh)

338 The Sun, the Moon, and Gilbert, and Sullivan:

LINK (YT): https://tinyurl.com/26cz9fs5

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)

339 Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .
Posted by: shamed roman legionary


I don't see why it wouldn't be.

Indicates a painful but limited strike to encourage the others.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (a+4eV)

340 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)

no, NATO is officially uninvolved. Even the EU is not involved since Russia won't even speak to them.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (8avO+)

341 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine.

I had Newsmax on this morning and their headline crawl said "RUSSIA BOMBS TODDLER IN UKRAINE" and I thought for a minute that they meant Zelensky. I mean, he's almost short enough.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)

342 "Crater? I barely even knew her!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (mdSmG)

343 It would be pretty epic if the NYT actually f*cked up that royally, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)

344 I guess I should change and head into the studio.

Posted by: Piper


Hurry it up. We only have the costumes for one more hour.
Posted by: Peter North


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (U7QMZ)

345 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham

LOL, one giant hole asking what should be the name of another giant hole ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (HXT0k)

346 the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled
==
Its like they have never seen Stargate . . .

Posted by: A liberal genius at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (anL5R)

347 Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .
Posted by: shamed roman legionary

I don't see why it wouldn't be.

Indicates a painful but limited strike to encourage the others.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (a+4eV)

The original meaning was to have a military unit beat to death one of their 10 messmates with clubs because they were all cowards.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)

348 >>> 298 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma

Please! We'll save so much money.

Mamdami was complaining at how much money we've spent on the Iran war, how it could instead go to completely wiping out student debt. Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.

Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (gWBY1)

349 Joke is on the times.
We are the North American Treaty only it's more than that Donald Trump calls it
Western Hemispherical Independence which includes South America.

Suck it up Europe and all you other hind tit countries. Disappointed that Japan didn't send a couple of boats to Hormuz. It would have been a very powerful move.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (koh6z)

350 farthest away from earth men have ever traveled"

Spacedude in Tesla waves....

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (XuXeR)

351 348 Mamdami was complaining at how much money we've spent on the Iran war, how it could instead go to completely wiping out student debt. Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.

Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (gWBY1)

======

Why doesn't he say that about hospice centers taking money but don't exist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (mdSmG)

352 "Erections Are An Act Of Pussy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.)
--
Another just as sensical line for that brown cow.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)

353
Mamdami was complaining at how much money we've spent on the Iran war, how it could instead go to completely wiping out student debt. Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.
Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (gWBY1)



Someone should remind Mamdani how much money would be saved if there were no islham.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (IXZGh)

354 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)


Supposedly, in response to the Hormuz blockade and the shortage of gasoline LPG and Diesel in Europe, Zelensky got asked to stop bombing Russian oil facilities.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (rbvCR)

355 "Just one more step, and it'll be the furthest away from home I've ever been."

"Sam...do you really have to say that every step you take?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (mdSmG)

356 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

As only one guy raises his hand...
Posted by: t-bird

In space, no one can hear you fap.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Unless you're streaming it on OrbitFans.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (NVsxt)

357 Tyson could have lent his expertise to the writers of the "Pigs in Space" series on the Muppet Show.

Jews In Space >>>> Pigs In Space

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (2ocoG)

358 Howdy, y'all!!! Any fellow South Carolinians here?! Looking to have some conversation with my fellow retards!!!!

Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)

359 It would be pretty epic if the NYT actually f*cked up that royally, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)

They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)

360 The original meaning was to have a military unit beat to death one of their 10 messmates with clubs because they were all cowards.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)

But that meaning was around for about 30 years before 'decimiate' took on it's now-common meaning 'to cause great destruction to,' or 'to greatly reduce in number.'

https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (FmapG)

361 Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.
Posted by: LizLem
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Someone should tell him to kiss a pig.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (koh6z)

362 Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

363 Howdy, y'all!!! Any fellow South Carolinians here?! Looking to have some conversation with my fellow retards!!!!

Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)

oh crap secession again.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)

364 359 It would be pretty epic if the NYT actually f*cked up that royally, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)

They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)

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In print.

It made it to print.

But the next story over is fine, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (mdSmG)

365 Whataburger dinner!

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (SPjSm)

366 We are the North American Treaty only it's more than that Donald Trump calls it
Western Hemispherical Independence which includes South America.
---
Wester Hemispherical Independence Partnerships

WHIPS

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (HXT0k)

367 The original meaning was to have a military unit beat to death one of their 10 messmates with clubs because they were all cowards.
Posted by: Oldcat


Like I said, a painful limited strike to encourage the others.

That it was originally done by a unit in your own army to their own fellows rather than done by your army to the enemy makes this a metaphorical application.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (a+4eV)

368
They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)



"Bruh. Do you even research?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (IXZGh)

369 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)

Forna

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 02:43 PM


I had to say that in my head to get it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (4NO2D)

370 It would be pretty epic if the NYT actually f*cked up that royally, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)

That's exactly what the NYTimes did: Publish an article with the headline saying "Imagining a North American Treaty Organization" without America," in an attempt to bash Trump.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (FmapG)

371 363 Howdy, y'all!!! Any fellow South Carolinians here?! Looking to have some conversation with my fellow retards!!!!

Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)

oh crap secession again.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (SPjSm)

372 352 "Erections Are An Act Of Pussy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.)
--
Another just as sensical line for that brown cow.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)

It's like she's never seen an erector set...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

373 They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.

Posted by: Oldcat


Lol. I wonder if Canada is seething over that too, or if they even noticed.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (a+4eV)

374 But that meaning was around for about 30 years before 'decimiate' took on it's now-common meaning 'to cause great destruction to,' or 'to greatly reduce in number.'

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30 years? It was a punishment for a Roman Legion that broke and ran from battle. The survivors counted off by 10s. Then a number was pulled and that guy got beaten to death by the other nine in his group.

Posted by: A liberal genius at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)

375 The old sense of "decimate" is only appropriate in historical writing. The newer meaning is the standard one.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

376 370
That's exactly what the NYTimes did: Publish an article with the headline saying "Imagining a North American Treaty Organization" without America," in an attempt to bash Trump.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (FmapG)

======

In print.

It cannot be emphasized enough that it made it to print in its actual newspaper.

Not some online only thing that gets no oversight. The flagship newspaper itself.

But the next article over is probably fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (mdSmG)

377 Suck it up Europe and all you other hind tit countries. Disappointed that Japan didn't send a couple of boats to Hormuz. It would have been a very powerful move.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (koh6z)

Think they need to alter their constitution first so that trade protection isn't lumped into 'offensive war'

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (8avO+)

378 "Erections Are An Act Of Pussy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.)
--
Another just as sensical line for that brown cow.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)



I mean, it HAS been called "shredding mish."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (IXZGh)

379 This weekend I watched one of many videos posted on social media taken from a commercial aircraft where a person filmed the Artemis II take off and blasting off into space and the view from the plane.

Pretty incredible week for America - on Good Friday the Artemis II blasts off for a trip around the moon while a USAF WSO goes missing and then is found on Easter Sunday.

All of this as a result of the never ending courage, ingenuity, steadfast faith, and unending exceptionalism of Americans!

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (oiNtH)

380 Uniform still fits.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (SPjSm)

381 373 They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.

Posted by: Oldcat

Lol. I wonder if Canada is seething over that too, or if they even noticed.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (a+4eV)

Doesn't NATO stand for "North ATLANTIC Treaty Organization"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

382 >>>If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)

Mooney McMoonpie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>The Gabbard Irregularity

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (Fbc0I)

383 Am I alone in kinda not caring about Artemis? Yeah ok you’re going to the moon. Eh. Been there done that 50 years ago.

I don’t get what all the excitement is about.

What’s next will avocado green appliances be back in style?

Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (xHYkz)

384 In print.

It made it to print.

But the next story over is fine, I'm sure.


Remember, the legacy media has "layers of editors and fact-checkers" while all bloggers have is their pajamas. (The NYT actually said that, for those of you not yet 29).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (2ocoG)

385 375 The old sense of "decimate" is only appropriate in historical writing. The newer meaning is the standard one.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

Unfortunately...almost the inverse of it's original meaning.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

386 But that meaning was around for about 30 years before 'decimiate' took on it's now-common meaning 'to cause great destruction to,' or 'to greatly reduce in number.'

https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


MAKE "DEVASTATION" GREAT AGAIN

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (a+4eV)

387 They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)


"Bruh. Do you even research?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (IXZGh)
----
They must have confused "NATO" with "NAFTA."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ESVrU)

388 383 Am I alone in kinda not caring about Artemis? Yeah ok you’re going to the moon. Eh. Been there done that 50 years ago.

I don’t get what all the excitement is about.

What’s next will avocado green appliances be back in style?
Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (xHYkz)


No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (eajtS)

389 Also, it appears Swalwell's career is ending.

Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (FmapG)

390 354 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
---

Chihuahua has been yapping it up but no space for him in the news at the moment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (koh6z)

391 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

How are you doing, Jim?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)

392 Doesn't NATO stand for "North ATLANTIC Treaty Organization"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

Not according to the NYT. Bow to your betters.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (8avO+)

393 MAKE "DEVASTATION" GREAT AGAIN
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (a+4eV)


We are on to "mogging" now. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (rbvCR)

394 "Cheyenne" is such a stripper name.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

395 The old sense of "decimate" is only appropriate in historical writing. The newer meaning is the standard one.
--
This is how it starts.

Give it a couple of decades and "woman" will mean "man". Its new and improved!

Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (anL5R)

396 Also, it appears Swalwell's career is ending.

Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (FmapG)

For a Democrat that's a positive boon.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (8avO+)

397 I guess I should change and head into the studio.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)


Hurry it up. We only have the costumes for one more hour.
Posted by: Peter North at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM


Leave Piper alone and go acknowledge some yuge tracts of land, Cannuck Boy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (bFu5X)

398 Doesn't NATO stand for "North ATLANTIC Treaty Organization"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Not anymore. Today we're redefining word so they mean the opposite of what they mean.

And since the New York Times is An Authority, NATO is now officially the North American Treaty organization, which means Europe is out.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (a+4eV)

399 30 years? It was a punishment for a Roman Legion that broke and ran from battle. The survivors counted off by 10s. Then a number was pulled and that guy got beaten to death by the other nine in his group.

Posted by: A liberal genius at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)

Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)

400 Apparently they found an unnamed crater and the crew suggested names for it. They are hoping they choose "Integrity" in honor of the spacecraft/team on the mission.

If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)
_______

"My Boyfriend's Deep Ass"

-- Don LeMon

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

401 Lol. I wonder if Canada is seething over that too, or if they even noticed.

They're too busy trying to figure out how to pronounce the right tones in "Xi Jinpeng".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (2ocoG)

402 Am I alone in kinda not caring about Artemis? Yeah ok you’re going to the moon. Eh. Been there done that 50 years ago.

I don’t get what all the excitement is about.

What’s next will avocado green appliances be back in style?
Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (xHYkz)


No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (eajtS)

You gonna point to something the government does that is NOT a waste?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)

403 'Decimation' is a bit harder to change the word meaning. It literally has fucking ten in the word.

Decimation was considered extreme even by the romans. To be fair, they were the ones who came up with it for units who ran in battle. Serious business.

Iirc the punishment for falling asleep on guard was... beating followed by beheading.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

404 396 Also, it appears Swalwell's career is ending.

Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (FmapG)

=====

Dem insiders probably know that whatever's in those files to be released is...real bad, and they're just getting ahead of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (mdSmG)

405 No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money
Posted by: It's me donna
---

Ten years, billions of dollars, they'll be lucky to get home alive, and the commode doesn't work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (koh6z)

406 You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

***
ME??!!!!
You're the ones who keep electing worthless garbage Lindsey Graham onto office.

Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (guR9l)

407 Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)

That was like 600 BC or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (8avO+)

408 The level of ignorance and laziness combined needed to publish a headline that assumes the A in NATO stands for American is…. Staggering

You’d really need to work hard at being stupid for that to happen

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (Wmg4n)

409 Dem insiders probably know that whatever's in those files to be released is...real bad, and they're just getting ahead of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (mdSmG)

My assumption, too. I'd send you the article if you could read.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)

410 406 Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (guR9l)

=====

Spicoli doesn't live in SC.

Want to, I don't know...not be an asshole? Or should we just start banning you now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (mdSmG)

411 We are on to "mogging" now. Do try to keep up.

That was two weeks(tm) ago. The new hotness is "retardmaxxing" after Elon (and Marc Andreesen) endorsed it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

412 409 My assumption, too. I'd send you the article if you could read.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)

======

Wouldn't do me any good.

I'm illiterate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (mdSmG)

413 That was like 600 BC or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (8avO+)

I'm not saying it on my own - I'm relaying what Webster told me.

https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)

414 Iirc the punishment for falling asleep on guard was... beating followed by beheading.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

it was death penalty in armies all through history, even in modern times.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)

415 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2GVsD)
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Yesterday, Insty posted an X comment on a related subject:

(Originally written by Paula Bolyard) -

In an October 1903 article, the New York Times predicted it would take “one to ten million years” for man to develop a working “flying machine.”

We all know how that turned out. Sixty-nine days later, on Dec. 17, 1903, Orville and Wilbur Wright made their historic first successful flight in the heavier-than-air Wright Flyer in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

416 and the commode doesn't work.
Posted by: Braenyard

Fun fact: The name of the Emperor Commodus in Russian in "Kommod," pronounced almost exactly like our "commode."

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

417 Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)


Do we get a vote in how words are used, or is it "everyone else so shut up"?
'Cause that is what I get told about diversity and the designated batter rule, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)

418 Okay, decimation is out....

Nonimation is in!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (Sco7b)

419 That was like 600 BC or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (8avO+)

I'm not saying it on my own - I'm relaying what Webster told me.

https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)

Webster doesn't know crap about when or if Ancient Romans had an alternate meaning for decimate.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)

420 Wouldn't do me any good.

I'm illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (mdSmG)

Yes, he uses Idiot-to-text.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

421 Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.
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Well, I'm laughing at the notion that the word wasn't introduced over 2000 years ago. It was. The wrong use of the word may have been introduced 30 years ago and then because fashion apparently matters, they just inverted the meaning of the word and said tra la! Experts!

Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (anL5R)

422 389 Also, it appears Swalwell's career is ending.

Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

He who digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him.

Posted by: Proverbs 26:27 at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (JCZqz)

423 Or nonamation...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (Sco7b)

424 95 79 NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.
----------------
She broke the shitter and used up all the toilet paper.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)

Lol. Is it asking too much for these long haired astronauts to maybe put their hair in a braid so they dont have all that dander & shit flying around in the capsule. No one wants long hairs floating around in the face.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (i0Hi3)

425 Do we get a vote in how words are used, or is it "everyone else so shut up"?
'Cause that is what I get told about diversity and the designated batter rule, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)

I mean, you can do whatever you want. The dictionary is sort of the repository of definitions, though. I'm not sure how one would go about even making that argument.

I'm not a logophile, though, so what do I know?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)

426 In an October 1903 article, the New York Times predicted it would take “one to ten million years” for man to develop a working “flying machine.”

We all know how that turned out. Sixty-nine days later, on Dec. 17, 1903, Orville and Wilbur Wright made their historic first successful flight in the heavier-than-air Wright Flyer in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

There had been balloons for about 400 years by then.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (8avO+)

427 https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)

At this point, just line up 10 people who are, ahem, sticking to the original definition and demonstrate.

Posted by: Vendette Know Nearsider is a Hockey Goaltender at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (PrsTH)

428 He who digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him.
Posted by: Proverbs 26:27 at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM


You're an asshole.

Posted by: Sisyphus at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (bFu5X)

429 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Trump tells kids about the auto-pen:

"Biden was unable to sign his name, so they followed him around with this big machine"

https://tinyurl.com/3hadfezx

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (NpAcC)

430 No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money"

"Three whole ships? To cross the ocean westward? And he's not even Spanish! "

Some guy in Spain, 1492...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (XuXeR)

431 one to ten million years

Quite the range there.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (4NO2D)

432 Also...
Far Side Fly-By Open Thread

There's not a single Far Side in this post, Ace. Real disappoint. (No, I'm not the first to say it.)

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (rsRnr)

433 Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

He should suggest nuking them. That always goes over well.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (dK+Kv)

434 Webster doesn't know crap about when or if Ancient Romans had an alternate meaning for decimate.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)

No, you're right, obviously. Why would people who study words for a living know anything about words from the olden times?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (FmapG)

435 Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
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It is, now, a common term meaning torn to pieces.
The IRGC that went the false location fed to them by the CIA were decimated by the A-10s and ground fire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (koh6z)

436 Nood Groundhogs!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (a+4eV)

437
The Canadian keeps asking when they're going to get there.

He shut up for awhile when the others told him if he's quiet and sits in the back, they'll take him to Bucky's.

Then he realized that the Moon has not Bucky's...yet.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (iJfKG)

438 Well, if you are naming one of the biggest craters, and considering how they are formed, I vote for this as its name:

"Oof"

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

439 what's the betting line on "first sex on the moon"?

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (jrgJz)

440 No, you're right, obviously. Why would people who study words for a living know anything about words from the olden times?
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Experts!!!

The same ones who are now trying to convince you a man is a woman.

Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (anL5R)

441 Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA)

Again, I am certain that this pot of hot potatoes dumped on Swalwell is coming from Katie Porter's campaign. She's trying into the top two in the "jungle primary", which she can only do if she takes Swalwell's votes.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (gKWVE)

442 434 Webster doesn't know crap about when or if Ancient Romans had an alternate meaning for decimate.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)
---

Would you like some mayo with that crow?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (koh6z)

443 In an October 1903 article, the New York Times predicted it would take “one to ten million years” for man to develop a working “flying machine.”

Better, that article cited "experts".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (2ocoG)

444 it was death penalty in armies all through history, even in modern times.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)

But it was rhe beating before the beheading that added that special touch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

445 He who digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him"

He who rolls a big one will get high and fall into a pit"

Cheech and Chong/maybe

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (XuXeR)

446 No, you're right, obviously. Why would people who study words for a living know anything about words from the olden times?
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Experts!!!

The same ones who are now trying to convince you a man is a woman.

Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (anL5R)

if they could define what a woman is at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (8avO+)

447 There's not a single Far Side in this post, Ace. Real disappoint. (No, I'm not the first to say it.)
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM


https://tinyurl.com/4w8fck84

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)

448 Lol. Is it asking too much for these long haired astronauts to maybe put their hair in a braid so they dont have all that dander & shit flying around in the capsule. No one wants long hairs floating around in the face.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (i0Hi3)
*******
I'd love to fling my hair around in space.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (NpAcC)

449 people who study words for a living

You're pulling my leg.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (4NO2D)

450 Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)

By no means the first time. Every Apollo mission that went to the moon did this.

Posted by: AB at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (ArLSQ)

451 447 There's not a single Far Side in this post, Ace. Real disappoint. (No, I'm not the first to say it.)
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM

https://tinyurl.com/4w8fck84
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM

Lol, perfect!

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (qWalT)

452 I mean, you can do whatever you want. The dictionary is sort of the repository of definitions, though. I'm not sure how one would go about even making that argument.
I'm not a logophile, though, so what do I know?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)


No, no, I understand everyone accepted the Designated Hitter, so I can knuckle under to the tyranny of the majority. The question has always been, since Humpty Dumpty first stated it, "who is to be the master"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (rbvCR)

453 So the Roman army used decimating hitters?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

454 *******
I'd love to fling my hair around in space.
Posted by: redridinghood
--

It looks like medusa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (koh6z)

455 The old sense of "decimate" is only appropriate in historical writing. The newer meaning is the standard one.
Posted by: Bulg

Unfortunately...almost the inverse of it's original meaning.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


There are enough words like that that there's a word for them: contronyms.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 03:07 PM (NVsxt)

456 He who digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him.
Posted by: Proverbs 26:27 at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM

You're an asshole.
Posted by: Sisyphus at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (bFu5X)

***

What's your hang up man...

Posted by: Oedipus at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (affD0)

457 President Trump has often used the word, 'decimated', but never in the context of tens.
Go argue with the president.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (koh6z)

458 452 I mean, you can do whatever you want. The dictionary is sort of the repository of definitions, though. I'm not sure how one would go about even making that argument.
I'm not a logophile, though, so what do I know?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)

No, no, I understand everyone accepted the Designated Hitter, so I can knuckle under to the tyranny of the majority. The question has always been, since Humpty Dumpty first stated it, "who is to be the master"
==
Interesting to note. Word's meanings evolve over time. ALways have.

I mean we are literally changing the meaning of literally right now.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (GZYu7)

459 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjdPtBofH7s

The Search for Apollo 10’s Lunar Module

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (jrgJz)

460 I see - with all apologies to baseball - that scolding remains the Great American Pass Time. Even about things as superficial as word meanings. When we all know both the original and conventional usage.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:12 PM (OQ3w/)

461 391 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

How are you doing, Jim?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)

Okay. Bit of a headache today, sinus related. Still having an issue related to surgery (maybe) that doesn't want to go away. Oh well, it isn't killing me. yet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

A Myriad Marbles Open Thread

I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens. (If cobloggers really want to post something, let me know. We're wide open.)

Hope you're enjoying your post-Easter Monday.

Do you think that's dorky?

"Hold my beer" said the geeks at Corridor Crew.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:20 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 She likes the boys in the band
Says The Blade's her all-time favorite
When he makes his FIRST to her room, it's the right time
She's never hard to please

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

2 Morning, Ace.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (u73oe)

3 Lost your marbles? You've come to the right post.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (AkEZC)

4 >>>We're wide open.

Tarts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (dK+Kv)

5 Happy Easter Monday everyone.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (N1DT3)

6 I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens.

big like the moon?

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (oY6Yp)

7 >>big like the moon?

oh are we going around the moon today?

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)

8
Looks like "billionaires" (of which there are about a 1000 in the US) are the new, or at least most prominent, hate objects to the Left right now. Not that I have much liking of them, but the talk I see from DemSocs (a.k.a. Commies) is positively bloodthirsty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (tgvbd)

9 Learned the hard way you CAN drink too much coffee-infused whiskey on Easter Sunday. Ask me how and learn other useful tips to prevent wearing out your plumbing on Monday morning.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (CwhoI)

10 Something big is happening in my pants. Does that count?

Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (Av6i5)

11 Lost my marbles decades ago. Feel right at home here.

Posted by: Non Compos Mentis at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (oftw2)

12
big like the moon?
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (oY6Yp)


That's amore!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (tgvbd)

13 The Obama Library (aka "The Flak Tower") is about to open, and they've released their admission prices.

Thirty bucks, with four bucks off if you are an Illinois resident.

Naturally, if you claim to be an Illinois resident, you have to show ID to prove it.

For some reason, the Obama Library doesn't care about the millions of people who can't get ID, and would be unable to vote if ID was required.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (n1OCj)

14 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (NcvvS)

15 WE LIKE THE MOON

Posted by: Those Weird Undead Things in the Quinos Commercials at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (CwhoI)

16 Marbles!

So no sid and paul allowed...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

17 Marbles are made of glass, not marble. What do you say to that?

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (rR03l)

18 r

Posted by: the big guy at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (anL5R)

19 This marble thing is the gayest, most dorky thing evah. And I played D&D.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

20 I've got marbles in my pants! Little squishy, though.

Posted by: Paging Dr. Mommy Jill at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (oftw2)

21 I am thankful for the American Revolution. I could not imagine being "subject" to such a ridiculous wanker.

Posted by: well - from crazy chuck to marbles at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (anL5R)

22 >>oh are we going around the moon today?
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)
__
Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (bNf8H)

23 Just got back a couple of hours ago from my initial implant procedure. It was interesting.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (pDt9x)

24 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (tgvbd)

Hey, Hadrian. Good to see you back. I hope you had a reflective Lent and a joyous Easter.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (IXZGh)

26 That’s no moon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (W2Pud)

27 Is this a big moon monday? Kardashian gravity well?

Posted by: well - from crazy chuck to marbles at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (anL5R)

28 Another use for marbles, from 1978.

https://youtu.be/t9_L2hf7Sf8

May not be suitable for work.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (S/Y4j)

29 I've swallowed marbles. They always come out OK in the end.

Posted by: Rehoboth Beach Joe at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2)

30 If they whip around the Moon too fast they will go back in time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (Cqx++)

31 The marble races are more entertaining than most sports events.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (NR6c1)

32 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

33 This marble thing is the gayest, most dorky thing evah. And I played D&D.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

Slightly above pickleball.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (snZF9)

34 Squarbles : The Dollar Store Square Marbles that came with a cheap spring-loaded rod you hit them with.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (FpHTM)

35 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
==
It takes a woman to clog up the toilet?

Posted by: just spitballin at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (anL5R)

36 The last video is interesting from both a physics and a sociological pov. The physics, because of course. The sociology, because those guys have probably never touched a boob - which is especially interesting because the girl in the video (08:49) is cute.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

37 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

Don't use the bathroom.

Posted by: dantesed at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (Y0tFs)

38
How many learing centers and post-office-box hospices could have been funded with the money wasted on this moon trip?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (tgvbd)

39 Why do children shove marbles in their noses. I mean, what’s the fascination for shoving objects into orafices. Nostrils, ears, ani.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)

40 Don't forget 8 PM Tuesday EST.

All hell's going to break loose.

I think he's kidding about the time or we've got stuff they can't stop. Or it's not the generators but some other sites they don't know we know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (koh6z)

41 Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.

--------------

And the joke still works. There are only two countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (sX1BW)

42 13, lol, amazing cluelessness.

of course they're only marking time until it is repurposed into chicago politburo headquarters, might as well extract some cash in the meantime ...

thirty dollars! lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 12:30 PM (MIIRH)

43 I think I should put left over steak on left over salad for lunch. Protein would be good. I have the 2 evening weight classes, plus my own workout if I could get off my lazy tail to do it…

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:30 PM (pZEOD)

44 DON'T STICK MARBLES UP YOUR NOSE
PUT THEM IN THERE
(DO NOT) PUT THEM IN THERE

Posted by: Brendon Small at April 06, 2026 12:30 PM (FpHTM)

45 It little marbling never hurt anyone.

Posted by: Weber Grills Inc at April 06, 2026 12:30 PM (DqQS/)

46 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

A few things-
Space is big.
Hire a better plumber.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (snZF9)

47 The Obama Library (aka "The Flak Tower") is about to open, and they've released their admission prices.

Thirty bucks, with four bucks off if you are an Illinois resident.


Wait, who's paying whom? Because 30 bucks would be nowhere near enough to get me to set foot in the place.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

48 I played D&D once.....on an Intellivision.

Wasn't into it.

Never played it again.

There was a group my freshman year of college that wanted RPG as a major added to the curriculum. One dude was so greasy, we called him 'Buttereater.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (IXZGh)

49
And the joke still works. There are only two countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (sX1BW)


Pounds and feet: weights and measures of a free people.

Grams and meters: weights and measures of sheep.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (tgvbd)

50 I'm gonna be honest here, well, I always am, but I have to say I'm disappointed in the quality and I guess the "uniqueness" of the pictures and video from Artemis so far. Our tech is so fucking superior now, why can't they show reality as well as they can create "space" in movies?


We should be seeing i-Max quality video here, man!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Still Love Star Wars. at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)

51 King Charles needs to have a chat with this guy.

https://is.gd/0vcrdY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (ndZc7)

52 New Buc-Ees opened today 3 miles from my domicile. So we checked in for merch and Beaver Nuggets.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (nM4oV)

53 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

Does Orion work, or is it missing a few belts?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (S/Y4j)

54 I'm baking bread for Easter Monday. Crust has risen.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (qgHp7)

55 Afternoon Ace.
Marbles are a child's toy, ball bearings are a man's thing - Queeg losing his ball bearings

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (19SAM)

56 Hard not to think that Artemis hasn't (and won't) report the IRON SKY base on the far-side. Perhaps we SHOULD chip off a piece of the moon and land it on the IRG bases just to prove that we can.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (h4n6w)

57 Had a pet rabbit that left marbles everywhere.

Posted by: Night of the Lepus at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (oftw2)

58 I guess I have to turn in my man card. Actually looking forward to shoe shopping tomorrow. Found a place up in Rogers AR with many brands, and they actually sit you down and measure your feet with a Brannock device. When your feet are getting old, wide and gnarly it's tough finding shoes. They also do arch support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)

59 >>I'm gonna be honest here, well, I always am, but I have to say I'm disappointed in the quality and I guess the "uniqueness" of the pictures and video from Artemis so far. Our tech is so fucking superior now, why can't they show reality as well as they can create "space" in movies?


We should be seeing i-Max quality video here, man!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Still Love Star Wars. at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)
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100%. Some of the footage I've seen looks like it's from 1969 tech. NASA is really missing out on PR. The images we see from the vehicle, inside and out, should be absolutely stunning. It's not like we're not capable.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (bNf8H)

60 Playing marbles was important stuff in 1st and 2nd grade. I shit you not.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (n17eQ)

61 I guess I should ask what are we learning about the capsule and crew support that we wouldn't learn from an identical stint in LEO?

As far as the trip itself, are the crew doing anything besides riding? Do they even need to be there to test the propulsion and navigation systems?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

62 55 Afternoon Ace.
Marbles are a child's toy, ball bearings are a man's thing - Queeg losing his ball bearings
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (19SAM)

And Grapeshot is for killing.

Why settle for less?

Posted by: Brendon Small at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (FpHTM)

63 30 If they whip around the Moon too fast they will go back in time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (Cqx++)

Maybe they can stop Bartman from catching that fly ball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

64 Off, sock.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (FpHTM)

65 " We're wide open"

So am I.

Posted by: Nancy Mace at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (abIsI)

66 54 I'm baking bread for Easter Monday. Crust has risen.
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (qgHp7

😂

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (p4NUW)

67 I mean, what’s the fascination for shoving objects into orafices. Nostrils, ears, ani.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)


I know you're a nurse, so I'm going to decide that I just learned the plural of "anus" is, in fact, "ani"

Thank you!

*smiley face emoji*

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (dmDsy)

68 10 Something big is happening in my pants. Does that count?
Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (Av6i5)



Sounds like someone made a boom boom.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 06, 2026 12:35 PM (GuwU/)

69 As far as the trip itself, are the crew doing anything besides riding? Do they even need to be there to test the propulsion and navigation systems?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

There are things men must do to remain Men.

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at April 06, 2026 12:35 PM (bss/y)

70 As far as the trip itself, are the crew doing anything besides riding? Do they even need to be there to test the propulsion and navigation systems?

Spam in a can?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

71 I'm gonna be honest here, well, I always am, but I have to say I'm disappointed in the quality and I guess the "uniqueness" of the pictures and video from Artemis so far. Our tech is so fucking superior now, why can't they show reality as well as they can create "space" in movies?


We should be seeing i-Max quality video here, man!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Still Love Star Wars. at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)
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100%. Some of the footage I've seen looks like it's from 1969 tech. NASA is really missing out on PR. The images we see from the vehicle, inside and out, should be absolutely stunning. It's not like we're not capable.
Posted by: Frasier Crane


A lot of it is coming from iPhone 17's. They were talking about it yesterday in the FWP thread. Someone said Apple missex a marketing goldmine.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 12:35 PM (U7QMZ)

72 There are only two countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)


We had a spacecraft to either the Moon or Mars fail and crash in the early aughts, because half of it was made in the US using imperial units, and the other half was made in Europe using metric, and nobody thought to make sure that everyone was using the same system of measurement.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (77rzZ)

73 >>I'm baking bread for Easter Monday. Crust has risen.

LOL - and probably going straight to hell because of it.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (NcvvS)

74 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

Don't use the bathroom.
Posted by: dantesed at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (Y0tFs)
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Absolute proof that God has a sense of humor.

The most difficult challenge in outer space is dealing with human waste.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (ESVrU)

75 support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Don't forget to charge your Hoveround!

Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (oftw2)

76 29 I've swallowed marbles. They always come out OK in the end.
Posted by: Rehoboth Beach Joe at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2)
******
When I was a kid I accidentally swallowed some dice. Never knew where they ended up.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

77 Wait, who's paying whom? Because 30 bucks would be nowhere near enough to get me to set foot in the place.

The primary function of the Obama Library is to provide lucrative no-show jobs for Obama's cronies.

The Clinton Foundation model.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (n1OCj)

78 I watched Invasion USA last night. They remastered it in 4K.

Watch Chuck Norris in suspiciously tight jeans and open shirt, looking like a 70s porn extra, almost single-handedly defeat the entire Russian and Cuban invasion force!

80s action masterpiece. Great action, great one-liners, heavy body count, no woke gay bullshit. Surprisingly well-shot too. In most action films, they use cut shots to show the action. Not here. There's a lot of shooting and bullet/missile impacts in the same frame.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

79 There was a photo taken from inside Artemis II looking out at the Earth. The caption included "the least they could have done was clean the outside of the windows."

Seriously, it was like looking out the windshield of a dirty car.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:37 PM (AkEZC)

80
We should be seeing i-Max quality video here, man!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Still Love Star Wars. at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)

What if you had a deployable drone to take pictures of the exterior of the spacecraft and check on things out there? Take stunning shots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

81
Hey, Hadrian. Good to see you back. I hope you had a reflective Lent and a joyous Easter.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)


Thank you. Yes, I had a reflective Lent but not a joyous Easter. I stupidly agreed to work as a ring steward at shows before I realized what weekend it was. So I had a full day's work on Saturday, then home to take care of the girls and off to Vigil services at my local parish.

Got there at 7:00 for the 8:30 Mass, which went on until after 11. Picked up a nail in my tire on the way and limped home. Got to bed at 12:30 and woke up at 3:30, unable to get back to sleep. Drove Her Majesty's car to the show to get there at 7:00 and had a full day's work. Came home, took care of the girls and flopped into bed for a couple of hours.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:37 PM (tgvbd)

82 75 Heh. Getting close to looking at one of those gems. Maybe the walker with the seat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:38 PM (gm9Sb)

83
58 I guess I have to turn in my man card. Actually looking forward to shoe shopping tomorrow. Found a place up in Rogers AR with many brands, and they actually sit you down and measure your feet with a Brannock device. When your feet are getting old, wide and gnarly it's tough finding shoes. They also do arch support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb

Get a really good pair of athletic shoes once you find out the right brand for your foot. Even just for walking, it makes a huge difference.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:38 PM (OoFl2)

84 We had a spacecraft to either the Moon or Mars fail and crash in the early aughts, because half of it was made in the US using imperial units, and the other half was made in Europe using metric, and nobody thought to make sure that everyone was using the same system of measurement.

Don't forget the Air Canada flight that ran out of fuel at altitude when Air Canada was converting from imperial to metric units, and amazingly safely landed at a disused RCAF base.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 12:38 PM (n1OCj)

85
When your feet are getting old, wide and gnarly it's tough finding shoes. They also do arch support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)


I don't have big feet but I have wide feet. Finally found a pair of dress shoes that fit properly. It was like birthday and Christmas rolled into one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:39 PM (tgvbd)

86 Sorry, Hadrian.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)

87 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c)
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Dunno, but you can learn a lot about a person by how they play with their marbles.

Posted by: scampydog at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (41CYW)

88 78 80s action masterpiece. Great action, great one-liners, heavy body count, no woke gay bullshit. Surprisingly well-shot too. In most action films, they use cut shots to show the action. Not here. There's a lot of shooting and bullet/missile impacts in the same frame.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

Bah, none of the actors bled out for real, so it's still not Manly (TM) enough.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (FpHTM)

89 Big Blue Marble

https://youtu.be/IlIx0pdjp-Q

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (dK+Kv)

90 Looks like "billionaires" (of which there are about a 1000 in the US) are the new, or at least most prominent, hate objects to the Left right now. Not that I have much liking of them, but the talk I see from DemSocs (a.k.a. Commies) is positively bloodthirsty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (tgvbd)

1 in 9 US households have a net worth over 1m.
It's hard to hate yourself and your neighbors with that much fervor (though some of them try).
Much easier to drop millionaires from the hate chant.

Posted by: Thurston Howell the Turd, better than you at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (zafwz)

91 Seems like these marble guys like bofa -- BOFA DEEZ NUTS

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

92 We were wide open on the Morning Thread with margins expanding and contracting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (2GVsD)

93 83 This store carries New Balance, Red Wing, and other good reputation shoes. I will never buy a pair online again.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (gm9Sb)

94 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (LETym)

95 58 I guess I have to turn in my man card.Actually looking forward to shoe shopping tomorrow. Found a place up in Rogers AR with many brands, and they actually sit you down and measure your feet with a Brannock device. When your feet are getting old, wide and gnarly it's tough finding shoes. They also do arch support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb

Get a really good pair of athletic shoes once you find out the right brand for your foot. Even just for walking, it makes a huge difference.
Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:38 PM (OoFl2)


Good advice, Piper, but bill is still gonna have to relinquish that man card... sorry, it's just the rules...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (dmDsy)

96 sunny beafch, sock off fer cryin out loud

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (zafwz)

97 ARTEMIS: And not even a single Pluto Nash tie in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eao2jzT5MeI

ELON MUSK=BRUNO/Model63 and the slap is every dork-time he's violated common sense.

A crater on the moon factually would hold and atmosphere for 20years, a cave even longer.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (h4n6w)

98 > We had a spacecraft to either the Moon or Mars fail and crash in the early aughts, because half of it was made in the US using imperial units, and the other half was made in Europe using metric, and nobody thought to make sure that everyone was using the same system of measurement.
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I think it was Mars. Not sure if it crashed, or instead of entering orbit just sailed on by.

Pretty stupid mistake.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (AkEZC)

99 New Buc-Ees opened today 3 miles from my domicile. So we checked in for merch and Beaver Nuggets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (nM4oV)



This is a life win.

#Winning

Good on you, mate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (IXZGh)

100 95 Good advice, Piper, but bill is still gonna have to relinquish that man card... sorry, it's just the rules...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (dmDsy)

He can get it back when he kills another man with his bare hands.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (FpHTM)

101 >>>Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.

thanks. I'll put up a post.

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)

102 I think it was Mars. Not sure if it crashed, or instead of entering orbit just sailed on by.

Pretty stupid mistake.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (AkEZC)
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Skipped off the Martian atmosphere, if I remember right...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:43 PM (ESVrU)

103 I think it's laudable that now that we have solved all the big problems of mankind like poverty, illness, aging, cancer, war, crime, cancer, energy sustainability and such, that we are now turning our efforts to putting a man back on the moon.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:43 PM (qgHp7)

104 What if you had a deployable drone to take pictures of the exterior of the spacecraft and check on things out there? Take stunning shots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)


That's a great idea, and there are so many more options available (I think, anyway) that could help make us see the extraordinary journey they have embarked on....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (dmDsy)

105 Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.

thanks. I'll put up a post.
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)
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Lunar flyby is supposed to start shortly before 2 p.m. Central Time. Then continue for a few hours as they circle around the far side of the Moon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (ESVrU)

106 Ace, how was your Easter?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (77rzZ)

107 Enjoying shopping for shoes is not a reason to give up your man card. I mean, worst case you will get one corner clipped if you are buying sneakers. Shopping for boots gets you an upgrade to the gold card.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (4NO2D)

108 yeah, I think it was Mars, the lander didn't land, it impacted.

pounds vs. newtons was the unit mismatch as I recall ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (MIIRH)

109 >>oh are we going around the moon today?
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)
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Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (bNf8H)
_______

"Meh"

-- Ray Harryhausen

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

110 103 I think it's laudable that now that we have solved all the big problems of mankind like poverty, illness, aging, cancer, war, crime, cancer, energy sustainability and such, that we are now turning our efforts to putting a man back on the moon.
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:43 PM (qgHp7)


Oh, you!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Damn, I LOVE Me Some Good Sarcasm! Have a Cigar! at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (dmDsy)

111 ----
Lunar flyby is supposed to start shortly before 2 p.m. Central Time. Then continue for a few hours as they circle around the far side of the Moon.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (ESVrU)



They'll be out of radio contact for 46 minutes or some such.

Butt-pucker time for Mission Control.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (IXZGh)

112 Can't please people at all.

Go back and watch the footage shot and broadcasted on TV of Neil Armstrong descending the ladder to plant his feet on the Moon. Talk about horrible video quality.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

113 >>Get a really good pair of athletic shoes once you find out the right brand for your foot. Even just for walking, it makes a huge difference.

Yep. Not going to replace my special-occasion shoes, but getting checked (and definitely with the Brannock tool) for walking shoes is truly worthwhile. After that, ordering working boots (~20 years old) for cold weather and sandals (~15 years old) from a reputable Maine outfitter which has always done right by me is a piece of cake.

Except for my weirdly shaped foot: Normal at the ball of the foot, very narrow heel. Practically bird feet.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (NcvvS)

114 107 has it right!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (MIIRH)

115 A Brannock Device can be purchased online quite easily. Then you can size and purchase intelligently online. Physically going to a shoe store is mostly for fetishists who get off on having their feet manipulated and fondled by effeminate strangers. It's another low-rung on the perversity ladder.

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (oftw2)

116 They'll be out of radio contact for 46 minutes or some such.

Butt-pucker time for Mission Control.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (IXZGh)
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That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (ESVrU)

117
What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c)


Purchase an extended warranty on for your space toilet and stay current on its payments.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (xG4kz)

118 The drone would have to be CO2 propelled or something. Could take shots with the craft in front of Moon, Earth. Maneuver for good shots of moon and earth, etc.

It always seems like NASA lost the sheer joy of exploration sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

119 I think it's laudable that now that we have solved all the big problems of mankind like poverty, illness, aging, cancer, war, crime, cancer, energy sustainability and such, that we are now turning our efforts to putting a man back on the moon.
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:43 PM (qgHp7)



It is my firm belief that we're doing this in a rush now because China said they wanted to go to the moon and everyone knows China will threaten the planet and destroy the moon if they could. We beat them to it, they can't go there without an escort being on site.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

120 17 Marbles are made of glass, not marble. What do you say to that?

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (rR03l)
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Don't take them for granite

Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 12:47 PM (OgaPP)

121 112 Can't please people at all.

Go back and watch the footage shot and broadcasted on TV of Neil Armstrong descending the ladder to plant his feet on the Moon. Talk about horrible video quality.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

Valid, but it was still a big fucking deal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

122 >>Don't forget the Air Canada flight that ran out of fuel at altitude when Air Canada was converting from imperial to metric units, and amazingly safely landed at a disused RCAF base.

That incident was discussed while i was in ground school.

If I recall correctly, the captain dead-sticked it onto an old runway that had been converted to a dragstrip.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

123 100 95 Good advice, Piper, but bill is still gonna have to relinquish that man card... sorry, it's just the rules...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM

He can get it back when he kills another man with his bare hands.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (FpHTM)


That's what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Denny Crane - You Have To EARN It!!! at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (dmDsy)

124 ----
That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (ESVrU)



Exactly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (IXZGh)

125 A drone would be a bad idea. If they lose control of it while the drone is under thrust and impacts say the solar panels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (2GVsD)

126 Go back and watch the footage shot and broadcasted on TV of Neil Armstrong descending the ladder to plant his feet on the Moon. Talk about horrible video quality.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yeah, you'd think that studio would have better cinematographers.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

127 Piper,
I have just discovered that Ferragamo makes sneakers.

As resident fashion maven, I thought you should know.

Posted by: Wenda at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (QNSS1)

128 Morning.

So I had a thought recently.

You know how so many leftist protests are simply paid for? The protestors are paid agitators paid for by a business, right?

Why doesn't the government regulate this as a commercial activity?

Now the gub'mint can't make these people protest for/against anything in particular right but how about simple regulations that identify them as being employees of a business? If you work at a call center you're required to announce that a call is monitored and recorded, why not a requirement that these paid agitators announce they are indeed paid agitators? Force them to say or wear whatever necessary. Here, a t-shirt that's identifies the org you work for, a high visibility vest with same and a hoodie with big pink bunny ears.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (dpXJq)

129 China did attempt a rocket launch in test for their lunar dreams.

It exploded before clearing the launch tower........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (IXZGh)

130 125 A drone would be a bad idea. If they lose control of it while the drone is under thrust and impacts say the solar panels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (2GVsD)

Killjoy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)

131 Hey, Wenda, how are you?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)

132 That incident was discussed while i was in ground school.

If I recall correctly, the captain dead-sticked it onto an old runway that had been converted to a dragstrip.


Correct.

I never understood how this happened - even if the ground crew incorrectly assured the flight crew that they had enough fuel to fly across Canada, didn't the aircraft have working fuel gages?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (n1OCj)

133 >>Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (oftw2)

Except my preferred athletic shoe store has cute female associates. Certainly not by accident.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (NcvvS)

134 >>A drone would be a bad idea. If they lose control of it while the drone is under thrust and impacts say the solar panels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (2GVsD)
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How about a telescopic selfie-stick?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (bNf8H)

135 There are only two countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)

*sobs*

Posted by: Hubble Space Telescope at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (994Xn)

136 100%. Some of the footage I've seen looks like it's from 1969 tech. NASA is really missing out on PR. The images we see from the vehicle, inside and out, should be absolutely stunning. It's not like we're not capable.

SpaceX is so good at the video now that it's easy to forget how bad NASA always has been at it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)

137 Yeah, you'd think that studio would have better cinematographers.

Especially when they think Stanely Kubrick filmed it all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)

138 When I was a kid I accidentally swallowed some dice. Never knew where they ended up.

*********

Probably on a craps table.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:51 PM (qgHp7)

139 I like the drone idea. Something very light to minimize risk, maybe powered by ion thrusters to make it's movements slow relative to the spacecraft.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:51 PM (4NO2D)

140 A drone would be a bad idea. If they lose control of it while the drone is under thrust and impacts say the solar panels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (2GVsD)
___
How about a telescopic selfie-stick?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (bNf8H)
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There are several GoPro cameras attached to the exterior, especially at the tips of each of the solar panels. The panels can be adjusted, which also moves the cameras.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:51 PM (ESVrU)

141
A Brannock Device can be purchased online quite easily.


A Braddock Device is a large ear horn that was found to be quite useful when a whole lot of whooping, hollering and shooting occurred when your long extended military column encounters hostiles deep in a trail that runs up into a heavily wooded area.

"Eh? What's all that racket? Fetch my Braddock Device, Sergeant!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (xG4kz)

142 If Roberts and Barrett rule that the 14th amendment doesn't mean what it says (along with the liberal bloc), I think a large majority of the American people would back a ban on issuing visas to any foreign national who is pregnant.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)

143 The whole thing is a pile of junk. We're not doing anything we haven't done before. It took ten years and billions of dollars and all we got is a stopped up commode.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (koh6z)

144 "...Not going to replace my special-occasion shoes, but getting checked (and definitely with the Brannock tool) Except for my weirdly shaped foot: Normal at the ball of the foot, very narrow heel. Practically bird feet."
Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (NcvvS)


I have 5 Big Toes on each foot...will this "Brannock Tool" help me?

Posted by: Denny Crane - My Family Tree Is More Like a Stick. at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (dmDsy)

145 "I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens."

The size of a tangerine?

Posted by: Alfred at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (Q+gd/)

146 Jeepers.


I have a serious carb hangover from yesterday. I feel like a slug.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (W2Pud)

147 "I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens."

The size of a tangerine?

Posted by: Alfred at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (Q+gd/)

Bigger than a breadbox.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (dK+Kv)

148 The Gimli Glider

It was not only the guy on the ground pumping gas that messed up. The 767's electronic brains that was supposed to manage the fuel, well that board was in-op and the 767 was so new Air Canada lacked a replacement. It fell to the two-man crew, as flight engineers are no longer needed, to step up and figure out the fuel. But they were given incorrect information.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (2GVsD)

149 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (QIaBy)

150 Don't forget the Air Canada flight that ran out of fuel at altitude when Air Canada was converting from imperial to metric units, and amazingly safely landed at a disused RCAF base.

Reminds me tangentially of when one of the major gas stations started pricing gas by the liter. I want to say it was around 1983. They did it for about a month before having to revert to freedom units.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

151 143 The whole thing is a pile of junk. We're not doing anything we haven't done before. It took ten years and billions of dollars and all we got is a stopped up commode.

hey, don't knock it. last time we did this, they had to poop in bags.

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:54 PM (oY6Yp)

152 Probably on a craps table.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:51 PM (qgHp7)


Sounds like on the "No Pass" line.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 12:54 PM (n9ltV)

153 If anyone is looking for running/walking/athletic shoes and is like me and has feet that resemble loaves of bread, check out Altra. They're not cheap but the toe box is so wide and comfy without being huge everywhere else thus floppy and blister-y.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 12:54 PM (oqH4h)

154 You know about the shoe sizes?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

155 SpaceX is so good at the video now that it's easy to forget how bad NASA always has been at it.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)


I really, really, really want to believe that is true.

Posted by: Denny Crane - My Brother Was An Astronaut, He Decided To Stay On The Moon. at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (dmDsy)

156 A perfect open thread topic for the day after Easter.

Des Moines area Catholics. Are there any Catholic Churches that lean towards more progressive, tolerant Parrish? I've a friend new to the area and they're not looking for typical right wing -anti LGBTQ, Abortion protesting type. More of a social justice bent that some Catholic churches embrace.

The recent Popes are both pretty good dudes who say really insightful, Christ-centered things, but churches aren't doing the same things. If you like a Catholic mass but want to see the church living out the actual teachings of Jesus, Episcopal churches are great!

Yes! The Episcopal Church is very similar to Catholicism - liturgical with 7 sacraments yet allows female clergy and are pro lgbt rights.

The answer is Des Moines Intentional Ecumenical Community. They are absolutely incredible! The warmest, most welcoming people you will meet in Des Moines, hands-down. The perfect place for your friend: https://www.dmiec.org

I know it's not what you're used to but if you're looking for an experience that involves love and respect rather than judgment and guilt you should check out the Church of Satan.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (rGFB1)

157 "Eh? What's all that racket? Fetch my Braddock Device, Sergeant!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: E
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I ardy know my shoe size.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (koh6z)

158 I don't often search for products or services on Google. I'm set in my ways, I know what I like, and I just shop for it or order it.

So whenever I search in detail for something I'm unfamiliar with (last time a couple years ago, it was welding machines), I get pummeled with ads for it for months/years - it's all the algorithms have to go by.

Well, some joker here mentioned a product I never heard of but want very much (salted black licorice from Finland). I went on a Google journey of discovery and picked out a brand to order. But now, all my ads are for Finnish foodstuffs. I just got one for Kroger here in the US - but in Finnish.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

159 138 When I was a kid I accidentally swallowed some dice. Never knew where they ended up.

*********

Probably on a craps table.


*golf clap*

Posted by: amber heard at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (oY6Yp)

160 >>I never understood how this happened

Well, yeah, that was discussed, too. Neither pilot thought it prudent to check fuel load vs anticipated average fuel burn rate vs travel time.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (Y1sOo)

161 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Fahrenheit is a more precise temperate scale than Celsius.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)

162 158 Well, some joker here mentioned a product I never heard of but want very much (salted black licorice from Finland). I went on a Google journey of discovery and picked out a brand to order. But now, all my ads are for Finnish foodstuffs. I just got one for Kroger here in the US - but in Finnish.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

Gah. Salmiak Licorice is naaaaaaaaaaasty.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (FpHTM)

163 So, Braddock's device is fore de feet?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (77rzZ)

164 When I was a kid I accidentally swallowed some dice. Never knew where they ended up.

*********

Probably on a craps table.
Posted by: muldoon

Ooof! I can't even. . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (cYBz/)

165 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.

Sort of. Fahrenheit has almost double the precision per degree in the range that humans can reasonably live in.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

166 158 Well, some joker here mentioned a product I never heard of but want very much (salted black licorice from Finland).

it's a shame that salmiyuck.com hasn't been updated in over a decade.

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (oY6Yp)

167 149 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (QIaBy)
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The metric system is great for science and engineering where everything needs to be scalable and repeatable.

The other units we use are wildly better for just measuring things humans need to know on a daily basis to make our lives easier.

Fahrenheit: 0 is fucking cold, 100 is fucking hot.
Celsius: 0 is pretty chilly, 100 you have been boiled alive.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (oqH4h)

168 China did attempt a rocket launch in test for their lunar dreams.

It exploded before clearing the launch tower........

==

*nods

Yang Poon!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

169 >>I have 5 Big Toes on each foot...will this "Brannock Tool" help me?

Gives you size in length & width, but your problem would seem to be the converse of mine, assuming your toe box is broader than the main width at the ball of the foot.

Have to look for shoes with a narrow heel; for me, no way around that.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (NcvvS)

170 Marbles are made of glass, not marble. What do you say to that?
Posted by: Eromero
.......

Steelies.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

171 Foot sizing. A Marine Corps friend, good friend, now gone, wore a size 10 on on foot, eight on the other. At Camp Butler, Okinawa, on the way to Nam we were issued our jungle utilities and boots. Ralph comes down the street with not three pairs of boots but six. They told him to throw the unneeded ones away and the Okinawans would sell them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (gm9Sb)

172 *did I get that right? Anna??

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

173 Gah. Salmiak Licorice is naaaaaaaaaaasty.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (FpHTM)

How?

It's black licorice. And salt. It's two of my favorite flavors, embracing the power of "and."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

174
I have 5 Big Toes on each foot...will this "Brannock Tool" help me?

Posted by: Denny Crane - My Family Tree Is More Like a Stick. at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (dmDsy)

No. Angle grinder might.

Posted by: Just a little off the top at April 06, 2026 12:59 PM (TbWk/)

175 Yang Poon!
Posted by: runner

"Everybody Yang Poon tonight!!"

. . . .Hmmmmm, needs work.

Posted by: Wang Chung at April 06, 2026 01:00 PM (cYBz/)

176
My apologies, but dudes yammering about marbles for nearly ten minutes or more don't have the drama of watching baby goats run wild or, better yet, watching working dogs herd sheep.

Just my opinion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:00 PM (xG4kz)

177 173 It's black licorice. And salt. It's two of my favorite flavors, embracing the power of "and."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

Ammonia Salt. Smelling salts.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:00 PM (FpHTM)

178 One of most beguiling characters in Noble House - Venice Poon!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (GD0B3)

179 173 Gah. Salmiak Licorice is naaaaaaaaaaasty.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (FpHTM)

How?

It's black licorice. And salt. It's two of my favorite flavors, embracing the power of "and."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

Salted licorice is the only candy available in hell.

Posted by: Served with Brussels sprouts at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (TbWk/)

180
Eyeglasses today are made neither of eyes nor glass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (xG4kz)

181 Ace has lost his marbles. Must be from peep overloads.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (sl73Y)

182 Well, the road awaits my using of it. Should be at home tonight. So I am off like a bride's nightie. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (PBfu2)

183 Artemis II has one of those robotic arms with a camera(s) on it. It did a "selfie" a couple days ago IIRC. Not sure how good the resolution is on it, but it's possible to get "outside" shots with it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (AkEZC)

184 The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

185 Doesn't a certain cut of Roadrunner taste like licorice?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (DgMqy)

186
Wishing you safe travels AOP.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (3ek7K)

187 So I am off like a bride's nightie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

LOL

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

188 If Roberts and Barrett rule that the 14th amendment doesn't mean what it says (along with the liberal bloc), I think a large majority of the American people would back a ban on issuing visas to any foreign national who is pregnant.

If the Supreme Court seriously says that a women can fly from China to the US, give birth, fly back to China, and that her kid is therefore a US citizen, we really have to rethink the whole visa system.

You'd think they would be able to ban birth tourism at least.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (n1OCj)

189 149 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
-----------

Was the moon landing imprecision?
Were Apollo 13 calculations imprecise?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (koh6z)

190 8
Looks like "billionaires" (of which there are about a 1000 in the US) are the new, or at least most prominent, hate objects to the Left right now. Not that I have much liking of them, but the talk I see from DemSocs (a.k.a. Commies) is positively bloodthirsty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (tgvbd)

Surprised? I’m not. If they did not have envy they’d have nothing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (E6xSb)

191 Safe journey, AOP.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (NcvvS)

192 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (QIaBy)

Drug deals are all done in metric.

I mean drug dealers aren't known for being all that smart to begin with, right?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (dpXJq)

193 Hi, Bulg.
Congratulations on your new job.

I'm doing well. Began taking creatine a few weeks ago--first heard of it here from the horde. And it has made such a big difference in my energy. I'm so grateful.

I have to have a kidney test in a couple of months to see if I can continue. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Wenda at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (QNSS1)

194 Ever play Marble Madness?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (E6xSb)

195 The metric system was pushed by Big Socket Set. Before 10mm was a thing, nobody constantly lost sockets. This was too limiting for sales growth, so metric was pushed on automakers.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

196
The recent Popes are both pretty good dudes who say really insightful, Christ-centered things, but churches aren't doing the same things. If you like a Catholic mass but want to see the church living out the actual teachings of Jesus, Episcopal churches are great!


Hoo, boy! I hurt myself laughing explosively at this one!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:04 PM (xG4kz)

197 In Indianapolis, someone shot up a politician's home and left a sign stating 'NO DATA CENTER'. Most of the replies to the story posted by the local news are both disheartening and terrifying. The media has done a great job encouraging the fringe that violent and loud is a legitimate way to express your political beliefs. Many comments were outright calling for political opponents to be killed, all in the name of 'resistance'. Most of those had double-digit thumbs up reactions.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 06, 2026 01:04 PM (CwhoI)

198 The answer is Des Moines Intentional Ecumenical Community. They are absolutely incredible! The warmest, most welcoming people you will meet in Des Moines, hands-down. The perfect place for your friend: https://www.dmiec.org

Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (rGFB1)
_______

Just for S&G, I went to that website. It's hysterical. Every leftwing shibboleth is present and accounted for. Climate change? Check. "Social justice"? Check. Vaccines and boosters? Check. "Peace" in the middle east? Yup. Even something called the "Hiroshima-Nagasaki Commemoration." And a suspicious number of the congregants in the pics look like they are intimately familiar with same-sex private parts.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

199 Being one that grew up in a Finnish household, salted licorice should only be served with vodka. This goes for just about anything if you're out of coffee. A Finn never runs out of Vodka or coffee.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 01:04 PM (gm9Sb)

200 Hi, Bulg.
Congratulations on your new job.

I'm doing well. Began taking creatine a few weeks ago--first heard of it here from the horde. And it has made such a big difference in my energy. I'm so grateful.

I have to have a kidney test in a couple of months to see if I can continue. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: Wenda

Good to hear, Wenda. And thanks for the congrats. I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (77rzZ)

201 Looks like "billionaires" (of which there are about a 1000 in the US) are the new, or at least most prominent, hate objects to the Left right now.

Bernie Sanders used to denounce billionaires and millionaires.

Now he only denounces billionaires.

I wonder why that is?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (n1OCj)

202 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)

203 47 The Obama Library (aka "The Flak Tower") is about to open, and they've released their admission prices.

Thirty bucks, with four bucks off if you are an Illinois resident.


Wait, who's paying whom? Because 30 bucks would be nowhere near enough to get me to set foot in the place.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

No veteran’s discounts?

Figures. Dude’s a wimp.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (E6xSb)

204 The White House Easter Egg Roll was chaos. I blame Orange Bad Man and his whistle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (Fbc0I)

205 And, Wenda, fingers likewise crossed for you kidney test.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)

206 Ammonia Salt. Smelling salts.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:00 PM (FpHTM)

Ooooh... Rough.

Still gonna try it tho.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:07 PM (BI5O2)

207
During Covid, our little family really got into the Jelle's marble race videos. It was fun, the kids were enjoying it and with everything shut down it was entertaining.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:07 PM (IifOV)

208
Artemis II has one of those robotic arms with a camera(s) on it. It did a "selfie" a couple days ago IIRC. Not sure how good the resolution is on it, but it's possible to get "outside" shots with it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Cheese'n'rice, do they intend to do any actual work with the damn thing or just mounted long and expensive trips to shoot videos for social media? What a fooking joke NASA is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:07 PM (xG4kz)

209 203 47 The Obama Library (aka "The Flak Tower") is about to open, and they've released their admission prices.

Thirty bucks, with four bucks off if you are an Illinois resident.


Wait, who's paying whom? Because 30 bucks would be nowhere near enough to get me to set foot in the place.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

No veteran’s discounts?

Figures. Dude’s a wimp.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (E6xSb)

Discounts are available for payments with food stamps.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 01:08 PM (S/Y4j)

210 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)
_____

"Ahem ...."

-- Missile Command

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

211 @189

>> Was the moon landing imprecision?
Were Apollo 13 calculations imprecise?

The flight computers for Apollo used metric.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (Xx+zI)

212 We used to play cavalry and Indians with marbles. We had a bunch of yellow marbles with a blue band around the middle, which were the cavalry. All the other colored marbles were the Indians.

We would have "battles " between the different set of marbles. Cavalry usually won even though they were heavily out numbered. Though on occasion, the 7th cavalry would meet their reward on the basement carpet.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (tYGL3)

213 Just for S&G, I went to that website. It's hysterical. Every leftwing shibboleth is present and accounted for. Climate change? Check. "Social justice"? Check. Vaccines and boosters? Check. "Peace" in the middle east? Yup. Even something called the "Hiroshima-Nagasaki Commemoration." And a suspicious number of the congregants in the pics look like they are intimately familiar with same-sex private parts.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I was hoping some of you would check it out, because it's anything but Catholic, but I couldn't fit all the madness into my post lol. I've never seen a mission statement like this:

Des Moines Intentional Eucharistic Community is rooted in Catholic tradition*, but open to change.

*DMIEC is not affiliated with the Roman Catholic Church.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (JCZqz)

214 Trump giving a briefing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (19SAM)

215 Trump up with press conference

Posted by: Josephistan at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (G0Uu2)

216 CBC - A canadian is aboard!!

Riding along on the coattails pf American greatness. Yeah, that checks out.

President Trump on CBC, CNN, AMS Now and FoxNews now.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)

217 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.

The home versions from EA that used a mouse weren't bad either. It didn't translate as well to a joystick or keyboard.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

218 195 The metric system was pushed by Big Socket Set. Before 10mm was a thing, nobody constantly lost sockets. This was too limiting for sales growth, so metric was pushed on automakers.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

Nobody has ever found me.

Posted by: 9/16 socket at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (ZhdAT)

219 Missile Command is still a great game. Played it a ton on the 2600 but Pitfall was my favorite.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (h/O4U)

220 "Will go down in the Books!"

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)

221 A 26-year-old promising dental student died in a Connecticut hospital’s intensive care unit that was being overseen by a “tele-health” doctor — who pronounced him dead via a video call, a lawsuit alleges.

Conor Hylton’s family slapped the wrongful death lawsuit on Bridgeport Hospital Milford Campus last month...
_NY Post

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (koh6z)

222 Trump presser thread!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

223 Trump giving a briefing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (19SAM)



Trump called a lid yesterday and spent the afternoon working.

Left wing media said he was rushed to Walter Reed because he had a medical emergency and used footage from when he was rushed after being shot in the ear.

You can't hate the media enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (IXZGh)

224 CBC - A canadian is aboard!!

Riding along on the coattails pf American greatness. Yeah, that checks out.


Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

225 The only difference between an oral and anal thermometer is the taste.

Posted by: Winged Feet of Mercury at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (oftw2)

226 202 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)

Centipede
Boot Camp (Combat School)
Segasonic the Hedgehog
Golden Tee Golf (and its sequels)
Missile Command
Syvalion

There are also a few arcade bowling games that use one...

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (iXqHn)

227 I know we're heading into The Willow Zone, but is anyone else as sick and fucking tired of The Liberty Daily and JD Rucker as I am?


The guy is clearly having sex with Drudge....

Posted by: Denny Crane - He Seems To Be Wearing The Skin At This Point..... at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (dmDsy)

228 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)
_____

"Ahem ...."

-- Missile Command
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)



Centipede farts in your general direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (IXZGh)

229 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)


Missile Command has been mentioned.

Centipede and Crystal Castles also used a track ball.

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 01:13 PM (LVvlK)

230
Intentional Eucharistic


Do you just hate when an Unintentional Eucharist catches you napping?

You doze for even one short second and the next thing you know a desiccated wafer is slipped into your mouth and you wake up, sputtering, and calling out for water.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:13 PM (xG4kz)

231 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:11

And Nickelback!

We keep on giving....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Sco7b)

232 The media has done a great job encouraging the fringe that violent and loud is a legitimate way to express your political beliefs. Many comments were outright calling for political opponents to be killed, all in the name of 'resistance'. Most of those had double-digit thumbs up reactions.

Our side still hasn't really understood the left's promotion and celebration of violence.

Yes yes we arrested the tranny chaser that shot Kirk and the CIA asset that tried to shoot Trump but we aren't treating either very seriously.

And the left is more then willing to trade low level assets for people that really matter

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

233 The metric system was pushed by Big Socket Set. Before 10mm was a thing, nobody constantly lost sockets. This was too limiting for sales growth, so metric was pushed on automakers.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

Nobody has ever found me.
Posted by: 9/16 socket at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (ZhdAT)



I got 99 sockets, but a 10mm ain't one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (IXZGh)

234 That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Exactly.
Posted by: Sponge


Duh. If the clones aren't exact, someone will notice.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (NVsxt)

235 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.
____

Canada Arm? Elbows up!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)

236 I wonder if Trump will troll the Iranians by asking for the $60,000 reward for finding the downed F-15 WAO?

Posted by: Josephistan at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (G0Uu2)

237 Wonder if Sahed Shithead has any operative plans for Continental US, Tuesday, 8 PM EST?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:15 PM (koh6z)

238 When I was a little kid, I went on a trip to Rome with my family. It was during the school year, so I missed school. When I got back I was forced to give a speech to the class (had to be 3rd of 4th grade) about my trip.

I spoke about the Pantheon, because it made an impression on me. I told the glass that the Pantheon was made out of a single marble. Because that's what the guide said. "These pillars are made out of marble."

Keep your "Special Ed" jokes to yourself. I'm not proud of this.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 01:16 PM (dIske)

239 That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...

That just sounds crazy

Posted by: Tom Cruise at April 06, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

240 If the Supreme Court seriously says that a women can fly from China to the US, give birth, fly back to China, and that her kid is therefore a US citizen, we really have to rethink the whole visa system.

You'd think they would be able to ban birth tourism at least.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (n1OCj)

We should apply the PRC’s visa rules on PRC citizens. (You can’t even change planes in the PRC without having a visa in advance.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:16 PM (E6xSb)

241 137 Yeah, you'd think that studio would have better cinematographers.
Especially when they think Stanely Kubrick filmed it all.

2001-Truely Unimaginitive and overrated, outclassed by BruceDern in Silent Running from every aspect, especially the robots, exterior views and the perils of the suicide dive through the Saturn Rings (which are actually a recent development only 75M y.o.)

Contemporary 1-ups, w/merit Iron Sky, Pluto Nash.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM (h4n6w)

242 I wonder if Trump will troll the Iranians by asking for the $60,000 reward for finding the downed F-15 WAO?

==

They will have to pay in blood.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)

243 Auto industry trade group urges feds to scrap gas tax and replace it with a vehicle weight fee

Alliance for Automotive Innovation CEO John Bozzella, whose group represents automakers such as General Motors, Toyota, Volkswagen, Hyundai and other leading car manufacturers, put forward a proposal that urged the federal government to address the growing shortfall in the Highway Trust Fund with a vehicle fee.
----------

They want to stick us into smaller cars for more money. KMA.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM (koh6z)

244 China did attempt a rocket launch in test for their lunar dreams.

It exploded before clearing the launch tower........

==

*nods

Yang Poon!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

Yeeeusss, all from china is YANG POON!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM (snZF9)

245 I wonder if Trump will troll the Iranians by asking for the $60,000 reward for finding the downed F-15 WAO?
Posted by: Josephistan


THAT would be priceless.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:18 PM (U7QMZ)

246 Centipede farts in your general direction.

And as lefties like to remind us, Centipede was made by a Person of Vag. (As were a bunch of Intellivision games and Activision's River Raid for the Atari 2600).

Mentioning that kind of deflates their whole "women were historically oppressed in the game industry" narrative though.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

247 235 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.
____

Canada Arm? Elbows up!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)

I’m keen to point out that Canada could be going to the moon with their own rocketry but they long ago decided that babying their people into perpetual adolescence was a better use of their money and time. This is why the United States is moving forward and Canada is committed to going nowhere.

I would do anything for that fact to be rubbed in that Canadian Forces colonel’s face throughout the Artemis’s journey.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (E6xSb)

248
The only difference between an oral and anal thermometer is the taste.
Posted by: Winged Feet of Mercury


Perhaps administering just that learned experience should be part of the sex ed curriculum at public schools.

Would the alphabet mob object? Would it not be illustrative and educational?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (xG4kz)

249 231 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:11

And Nickelback!

We keep on giving....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Sco7b)

I'm holding out for Moxy Fruvous and a moratorium on green beer bottles. If I had a nickle back for every skunked Molson Golden I've smelled, I'd have a bathroom I could play baseball in.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (w/O5Q)

250 246 Mentioning that kind of deflates their whole "women were historically oppressed in the game industry" narrative though.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

And that at least 90% of "women" in the current industry are troons.

Especially on the programming side.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (iXqHn)

251 This op will be studied for years to come.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)

252 Good lord, does my little girl ever love socket wrenches and screwdriver bits. I will be stuck buying my missing pieces every year forever, but at least it's more or less random which ones. I have a full complement for now, but it's still spring, when a young lady's attention turns to stealing my expensive things and losing them.

I guess I could lock them up, but she'd be desolate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

253 Centipede farts in your general direction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (IXZGh)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)

254 one of the worst terrains, mountains and sand and no place to land

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)

255 The metric system was pushed by Big Socket Set. Before 10mm was a thing, nobody constantly lost sockets. This was too limiting for sales growth, so metric was pushed on automakers.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

Nobody has ever found me.
Posted by: 9/16 socket at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (ZhdAT)

I am still baffled by how the 10mm sockets seem to vanish. I never had one vanish, yet I hear all those jokes about buying them in a 100 pack, or them being being like disposable razors, or being a 1 use tool, etc. I never had any sockets vanish. Then again I am a tool nazi, so fear among the other sockets keep them in line.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (snZF9)

256 Canada gave us the movie Strange Brew.

That's gotta be worth a wooden nickel or two.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (iXqHn)

257 I loved my kids' marble runs and also their Christmas penguin run.

Hours of entertainment for everyone.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (NFX2v)

258 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S.


Expect CanadArm 4 in 2071.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (U7QMZ)

259 Centipede farts in your general direction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (IXZGh)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)

If you really need to make a point, fart proudly next to a microphone!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (S/Y4j)

260 Cheese'n'rice, do they intend to do any actual work with the damn thing or just mounted long and expensive trips to shoot videos for social media? What a fooking joke NASA is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:07 PM (xG4kz)

Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (E6xSb)

261
Keep your "Special Ed" jokes to yourself. I'm not proud of this.
Posted by: Orson


'S okay. No one was listening to you anyway because, 3rd or 4th graders.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (xG4kz)

262 Some media bastards leaked part of info...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (GD0B3)

263 54 I'm baking bread for Easter Monday. Crust has risen.
Posted by: muldoon

You are a gift. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (NFX2v)

264 260 Cheese'n'rice, do they intend to do any actual work with the damn thing or just mounted long and expensive trips to shoot videos for social media? What a fooking joke NASA is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (E6xSb)

Bet he’s fun at parties.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (E6xSb)

265 Trump said "Fuck" in a Truth Social statement so the fainting couches were catching lib media for 24 hours.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)

266 I guess I could lock them up, but she'd be desolate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Why not just buy her her own set?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

267 put mission at risk...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:24 PM (GD0B3)

268 If you really need to make a point, fart proudly next to a microphone!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (S/Y4j)

Go to Xinjiang Province and fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:24 PM (E6xSb)

269 Thread asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/C46fNXNMhOc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (IXZGh)

270 The Christmas Penguin steals fish from naughty children, and leaves krill in its place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (BI5O2)

271 And that at least 90% of "women" in the current industry are troons.

Especially on the programming side.


100% true, but the mass layoffs that have been going on the last 18 months have hit troons the heaviest by far.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)

272 Canada gave us the movie Strange Brew.

That's gotta be worth a wooden nickel or two.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (iXqHn)


"Where should we go, looney bin or brewery?"

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (LVvlK)

273 That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...

That just sounds crazy
Posted by: Tom Cruise at April 06, 2026 01:16 PM


Are you an effective team?

Posted by: Mission Control at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (4NO2D)

274 265 Trump said "Fuck" in a Truth Social statement so the fainting couches were catching lib media for 24 hours.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)

Funny given how much Leftist politicians swear because they think it edgy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (E6xSb)

275 Trump just said someone illegally leaked to the media that the 2nd pilot was still at large. Says he will jail the reporter who broke the story if he doesn't give up the leaker.

Which media company/reporter was it?

Posted by: Jose at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (V6W16)

276 Posted by: muldoon

You are a gift. 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (NFX2v)



We're blessed to have him here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (IXZGh)

277 Yang Poon!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

Yeeeusss, all from china is YANG POON!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM

Did somebody mention Chinese Poon?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (IifOV)

278
Bet he’s fun at parties.
Posted by: Cow Demon


As a matter of fact, I am.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (xG4kz)

279 How's your back today, Sponge?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

280
If you like a Catholic mass but want to see the church living out the actual teachings of Jesus, Episcopal churches are great!

__________

*guffaws loudly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (MHBzu)

281 Artemis II has one of those robotic arms with a camera(s) on it. It did a "selfie" a couple days ago IIRC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Our spaceship doesn't have a working toilet, but it can take a selfie.

Tell me it's 2026 without telling me it's 2026.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (NVsxt)

282 >>>Which media company/reporter was it?

Give you one guess...

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (Y1sOo)

283 I never had any sockets vanish. Then again I am a tool nazi, so fear among the other sockets keep them in line.

I saw a YouTube video of a machine shop rebuilding someone's engine where they found a 10mm in the oil pan. That's probably *why* it needed rebuilding, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (2ocoG)

284 Trump just said someone illegally leaked to the media that the 2nd pilot was still at large. Says he will jail the reporter who broke the story if he doesn't give up the leaker.



"I wouldn't release my source if he told me there would be a terrorist attack that would kill thousands of Americans. That would impugn my journalistic integrity."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:27 PM (IXZGh)

285 Why not just buy her her own set?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

She wouldn't have any interest. They have to be my tools. I got her a set of tool toys. No luck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

286 How's your back today, Sponge?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)


It's not bad today.

It was horrible most of the weekend.

First Lady is making an appointment with a specialist, so we'll see what happens from that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:27 PM (IXZGh)

287
Canada Arm? Elbows up!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Dv3i1

How do you know the space toilet wasn't sabotage?

Trump is mentioning the reward now. Darn, didn't ask for it. That WOULD have been hilarious.

President Trump is giving a lot of credit to everyone involved. Hillary would talk about her ridealong dodging bullets. Biden would talk about his piloting skills during the mission.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:28 PM (Sco7b)

288 If bears are out of control, is Trump? Heads are no doubt exploding in Europe right now, unable to comprehend.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 01:28 PM (cWLG3)

289 New York Times, April 6
The Latest Blows to Iran’s Leadership
An Iranian intelligence chief killed overnight on Monday was one of several Iranian officials who occupied their posts for only a few months.


The article contains a very helpful Who's on First type of chart.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 06, 2026 01:28 PM (NFX2v)

290 Exquisite technologies!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)

291 184 The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

He just forgot to grasp the truth: the more you eat, the more you shit.

And there is nothing to do on Artemis but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (E6xSb)

292
Left-wing charity is giving a drunk a fifth of whiskey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (MHBzu)

293
Trump just said someone illegally leaked to the media that the 2nd pilot was still at large. Says he will jail the reporter who broke the story if he doesn't give up the leaker.

Which media company/reporter was it?
Posted by: Jose

=================

Which 2nd pilot when what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (n7rxJ)

294 I never had any sockets vanish. Then again I am a tool nazi, so fear among the other sockets keep them in line.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (snZF9)

With what I work on now my deep 10mm stays attached to my 1/4 ratchet. I don't even pack standard anything anymore. My only needs are two multi screwdrivers, a 1/4 deep and shallow socket set and about 20 special keys.

It's nice after years of dragging around 2 tons of tools.

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (ZhdAT)

295 Tater news network

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (bXbFr)

296
President Trump is giving a lot of credit to everyone involved. Hillary would talk about her ridealong dodging bullets. Biden would talk about his piloting skills during the mission.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:28 PM (Sco7b)



Hellfire and Brimstone, baby. It's the only way to cover the war.

FIRST BLOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (IXZGh)

297 Nobody mentions that the contraband poutine is what plugged the commode on Orion.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (Fbc0I)

298 And the new guinea cannibals

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (bXbFr)

299 If you really need to make a point, fart proudly next to a microphone!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (S/Y4j)


Like this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mafvGXO3ieM

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (snZF9)

300 248
The only difference between an oral and anal thermometer is the taste.
Posted by: Winged Feet of Mercury

Perhaps administering just that learned experience should be part of the sex ed curriculum at public schools.

Would the alphabet mob object? Would it not be illustrative and educational?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (xG4kz)
Apropos...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhl5ObsQZfQ

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (cWLG3)

301 265 Trump said "Fuck" in a Truth Social statement so the fainting couches were catching lib media for 24 hours.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)

No comments from the media about the democrat slut who used the word multiple times in her personal attack on Trump.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (fZiTB)

302 It's not bad today.

It was horrible most of the weekend.

First Lady is making an appointment with a specialist, so we'll see what happens from that.
Posted by: Sponge

Well, good luck with the specialist. Back pain sucks more than Kamala.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

303 She wouldn't have any interest. They have to be my tools. I got her a set of tool toys. No luck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

You have a little assistant.

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ZhdAT)

304
Reporters would tell the Iranian goons the pilot's location.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:31 PM (MHBzu)

305
Macron will rue the day he aligned with China & Russia to vote against us at the Security council about the Iranians Strait of Hermuz.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:31 PM (IifOV)

306 Good on Ratcliffe for not calling the downed airman a "pilot."

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 01:31 PM (Y1sOo)

307 288 If bears are out of control, is Trump?

and would women rather run into a bear or trump in the forest?

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 01:31 PM (oY6Yp)

308 292
Left-wing charity is giving a drunk a fifth of whiskey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (MHBzu

That's just a start and kind of cruel.

CIA Ratcliffe now.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)

309 Heads are no doubt exploding in Europe right now, unable to comprehend.

The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

310
Well, good luck with the specialist. Back pain sucks more than Kamala.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)



Agreed.

And thank you. I'm hoping something other than surgery can be done. We'll see........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (IXZGh)

311 Roberta Williams co-founded Sierra Online (with her husband) - there were a fair number of women in the early history of video games...

Amusingly she got in some hot water, literally, because she posed in a hot tub in the cover art for an early Leisure Suit Larry type game

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

312
I thought I'd heard that the bottleneck at Hormuz wasn't Iranian forces but the shipping insurance geeks getting cold feet. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:33 PM (MHBzu)

313 Iranian military is EMBARRASSED and HUMILIATED!!

🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)

314 CNN .... the 'Defense Secretary' is talking
MS Now ....'Secretary of Defense'

CBC - 'United States Secretary of War'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:34 PM (Sco7b)

315 And that at least 90% of "women" in the current industry are troons.

Especially on the programming side.


They had to find some way to meet their diversity quotas, and hiring actual women wasn't working.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 01:34 PM (a+4eV)

316
Amusingly she got in some hot water, literally, because she posed in a hot tub in the cover art for an early Leisure Suit Larry type game
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)



Make sure you go to the store and buy 'lubbers' or you will die from an STD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (IXZGh)

317 yep , a miracle!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)

318 TOUSI live is broadcasting POTUS description of the mission.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (kvcnI)

319 If you whisper, they don't hear it when you cuss.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (nvKZ7)

320 TOUSI live is broadcasting POTUS description of the mission.

==

so is the White House...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)

321
President Trump is giving a lot of credit to everyone involved. Hillary would talk about her ridealong dodging bullets. Biden would talk about his piloting skills during the mission.
Posted by: Stateless

==============

Obama would start the whole conference with "I ordered the military..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 01:36 PM (n7rxJ)

322 Amusingly she got in some hot water, literally, because she posed in a hot tub in the cover art for an early Leisure Suit Larry type game

Softporn Adventure, which was the text-only predecessor of Leisure Suit Larry.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

323 I just wish Ratcliffe would do more to stop the covert IC activity against Trump and, more importantly, America.

He did a great job on getting the airmen back, though, so credit to him for sure.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:36 PM (dmDsy)

324 MS Now and CNN are a few seconds behind Canada's CBC broadcast.

I'm thinking this is to give them time to cut away should hard truths start to be spoken. I've seen this before.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM (Sco7b)

325 ok, ok, who is going to play DJT in the movie??

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM (GD0B3)

326 MS Now and CNN are a few seconds behind Canada's CBC broadcast.

Does the CBC have the air-guitar sign language interpreter?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

327 325 ok, ok, who is going to play DJT in the movie??


Dennis Quaid is my choice!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 06, 2026 01:38 PM (j+aD2)

328
How do you know the space toilet wasn't sabotage?


"Ladies, please wrap your 'personal care' products in toilet paper and dispose of them in the trash. Do not attempt to flush them down the toilet."

Speaking from several summers of experience cleaning public restrooms, that admonition was crafted to seek out deaf ears.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:38 PM (xG4kz)

329 The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

As long as you ignore the years and millions it cost to TRAIN those people.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 01:38 PM (FmapG)

330 311 Roberta Williams co-founded Sierra Online (with her husband) - there were a fair number of women in the early history of video games...

Amusingly she got in some hot water, literally, because she posed in a hot tub in the cover art for an early Leisure Suit Larry type game
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

The Man Who Single-Handedly Ruined Retro Gaming, "Metal Jesus Rocks", worked for Sierra.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (iXqHn)

331 Dennis Quaid ??

OKAY, works for me

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (GD0B3)

332 >>Obama would start the whole conference with "I ordered the military..."
__
"Some say I'm smart. But make no mistake, I'm brilliant."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (bNf8H)

333 My only needs are two multi screwdrivers, a 1/4 deep and shallow socket set and about 20 special keys.
------

Working on a bit of electronics the other day, the case was fastened together with Torx screws. No problem, I have a full set of such...except...a tee-tiny T-4. Crap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (XeU6L)

334 I just wish Ratcliffe would do more to stop the covert IC activity against Trump and, more importantly, America./i]

It took Kash over a year to smoke enough rot out of the FBI to get them mostly doing their job. I figure CIA is much, much worse, although they apparently did their job in Venezuela and are doing it in Iran.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

335 Looks like Roberta made a new video game recently - "Colossal Cave" in 2023

I'm guessing she was bored during COVID since she retired a while ago

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

336 Damn Minx beta.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

337 Trump said "Fuck" in a Truth Social statement so the fainting couches were catching lib media for 24 hours.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)


On Easter too, which made Susan Olivia Cuthbert-Klein inconsolable

Posted by: sus at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (rbvCR)

338 Does the CBC have the air-guitar sign language interpreter?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

Not yet.

CNN is 20 seconds behind. I can't think of any reason other than censorship.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (Sco7b)

339 ANOTHER USE FOR MARBLES:
Take two round metal cake pans ...
Fill one cake pan with marbles ...
Set the other cake pan on top ...
Voila, you've just made a Lazy Susan.

Posted by: Kathy at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (zuKcR)

340 so is the White House...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)

Thanks ... TOUSI does have more goats ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (kvcnI)

341
Biden would talk about his piloting skills during the mission.
Posted by: Stateless


Oh, no. He would credit the Sainted Beau with having done it better, safer and at less cost ... all eleven times he was called upon to do so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:41 PM (xG4kz)

342 Our spaceship doesn't have a working toilet, but it can take a selfie.

Tell me it's 2026 without telling me it's 2026.
Posted by: mikeski


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:41 PM (U7QMZ)

343 ANOTHER USE FOR MARBLES:
Take two round metal cake pans ...
Fill one cake pan with marbles ...
Set the other cake pan on top ...
Voila, you've just made a Lazy Susan.

Posted by: Kathy at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (zuKcR)

Can I have 10,000 marbles, please?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)

344 Call sign "Dude224A"

I love pilots!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (dmDsy)

345 100%. Some of the footage I've seen looks like it's from 1969 tech. NASA is really missing out on PR. The images we see from the vehicle, inside and out, should be absolutely stunning. It's not like we're not capable.

SpaceX is so good at the video now that it's easy to forget how bad NASA always has been at it.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)

All their really stupid, preventable problems plus their shitty video presentation of a historic event has made me believe they've just slapped things together in a hurry to try to convince the public that NASA still matters. They've shown us why they really don't.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (g8Ew8)

346
Iranian military is EMBARRASSED and HUMILIATED!!

__________

CRUSHED by FACTS and LOGIC!!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (MHBzu)

347 wow, phenomenal stuff!!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (GD0B3)

348 Was the moon landing imprecision?
Were Apollo 13 calculations imprecise?"

There are 2 common systems.
One went to the moon and back.

The other is metric...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (XuXeR)

349 CRUSHED by FACTS and LOGIC!!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (MHBzu)

BITCHSLAPPED AND DEPRESSED!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (GD0B3)

350 With what I work on now my deep 10mm stays attached to my 1/4 ratchet. I don't even pack standard anything anymore. My only needs are two multi screwdrivers, a 1/4 deep and shallow socket set and about 20 special keys.

It's nice after years of dragging around 2 tons of tools.

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (ZhdAT)

If my life was that easy. Even after decades I'm still amazed how many frigging tools are on the lift when working on a harley. Its insane, as if somebody dumped a tool box. Allen sockets, long allen sockets, long ball allen sockets, a rail of 1/4 and 3/8 drive sockets, socket extensions, wobble extensions, assorted pliers, snap ring pliers, multiple wrenches, ratchet wrenches, impact gun, large 1/2 drive sockets, multiple screw drivers, etc. That don't include the specialty tools. Its crazy

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (snZF9)

351 Dennis Quaid ??

OKAY, works for me

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (GD0B3)




The 7'6" basketball player at Florida (he's entering the portal, however) will need to play Barron.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (IXZGh)

352 wow this conference is SOMETHING

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (j+aD2)

353 I have to agree with what someone said upthread.


Trump should troll the Iranian government and claim the downed pilot reward.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (U7QMZ)

354 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IXZGh)

355
The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".


I think that on matters military and what is decent, honorable, and right, Euros should stand mute on anything that touches on how our nation conducts its military affairs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (xG4kz)

356 The 7'6" basketball player at Florida (he's entering the portal, however) will need to play Barron.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Is he tall enough?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (U7QMZ)

357 352 wow this conference is SOMETHING
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (j+aD2)


It really is!


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (dmDsy)

358 The earlier thread re King Chuck reminded me of the video of Churchill's funeral. It's well worth a look. England will never see his like again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (XeU6L)

359 The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".

Tribalism vs the individual...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (XuXeR)

360 Our spaceship doesn't have a working toilet, but it can take a selfie.

Tell me it's 2026 without telling me it's 2026.


I strongly hope the toilet and the selfie camera are from two different engineering teams.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

361 ok, ok, who is going to play DJT in the movie??
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM


Tom Selleck.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (4NO2D)

362 DUDE 444 Bravo for PRESIDENT !

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (GD0B3)

363 Nood moon

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (Sco7b)

364 On Easter too, which made Susan Olivia Cuthbert-Klein inconsolable
Posted by: sus at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM


Wow...there's a sock I haven't seen in a while.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (bFu5X)

365 I love America so fucking much...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)

366 *44 Bravo

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (GD0B3)

367 The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".

Tribalism vs the individual...


It's the whole "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one" riff from Star Treks II through IV. Spock led with that version, and Kirk inverted it when he threw away his career to resurrect Spock.

And as a lot of people have pointed out, recruiting gets a lot easier and the troops will fight harder when they know the Pentagon will move heaven and earth to rescue you if something goes sideways.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (2ocoG)

368
The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth

i wanna know which astronut shat out the Red River Logjam requiring captain Henry Miller Shreve to "remove the raft".

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (PnEh/)

369 Can't please people at all.

Go back and watch the footage shot and broadcasted on TV of Neil Armstrong descending the ladder to plant his feet on the Moon. Talk about horrible video quality.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

Valid, but it was still a big fucking deal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

Space on board the lunar lander was at a premium, and the camera used a vidicon tube with the associated electronics, and a very narrow bandwidth. It was pretty much an afterthought. I was in the Army Signal Corp at the time assigned to the TV Division, and was recording the landing on an Ampex VR1000 monochrome 2" quad VTR and an Ampex VR1000 all tube 2" quad VTR. All of us were amazed that we were receiving a video signal from the moon! History in the making. I was 22 years old.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (5xuJ/)

370 All their really stupid, preventable problems plus their shitty video presentation of a historic event has made me believe they've just slapped things together in a hurry to try to convince the public that NASA still matters. They've shown us why they really don't.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (g8Ew

You’re fun at parties…

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (E6xSb)

371 As a matter of fact, I am.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (xG4kz)

Leave that to others. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 06:59 PM (hJH5n)

King Charles at Easter vs at Ramadan; The Anglican Bishop’s Plea for Charles to Save Christianity in Britain

King Charles Quran.png

The titular head of the Church of England did not deliver an Easter message this year. (“Buckingham Palace Confirms King Charles Will Not Issue Easter message this year.” Charles was not so reticent during Ramadan a few weeks back, going on social media and “Wishing all Muslims in the UK, the Commonwealth and around the world a blessed and peaceful Ramadan.” The King also hosted an iftar at Buckingham Palace to celebrate Ramadan in 2025.

King Charles has not been shy about his great admiration for Islam. He has praised it profusely while condemning Christians for hatred and bigotry against Muslims. Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades, but he has also expressed his respect for Muslim claims to a permanent caliphate in Spain, since the Moors conquered the Iberian peninsula fair and square - before the reconquesta restored Christianity to that part of Europe. Charles has condemned Christians for misunderstanding sharia, and also for misunderstanding our lying eyes when we are appalled at the sight of a woman in a burqa.

In Charles’ 2024 Christmas address, the King was contemptuous of those who engaged in “anger and lawlessness” following the Southport knife attack, but he had not a word of criticism for the attackers. 13 people were stabbed in that incident. The dead included three children under the age of 10. King Charles made it abundantly clear that his sympathies were with the knife wielders, not their victims.

Charles is also famously enamored of another non-Christian religion, the climate cult, throwing his support behind the goal of a net zero future, which would impose a lower standard of living and crippling energy costs on his subjects.

While I have no great affection for British royalty, the institution should serve as a bulwark to protect Christianity against an emerging caliphate. King Charles is the Supreme Governor of the Church of England, and his royal duties include protection of the Christian faith therein. The King has clearly abdicated that role.

Anglican Bishop Ceirion Dewar recently published a widely distributed letter to King Charles, addressing the existential crisis resulting from Britain surrendering its Christian heritage.

I’ve posted the entire transcript of the letter below the fold, but here are a few quotes that capture the gravity of the letter:

“I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects who, as a bishop of Christ’s Church, cannot remain silent while the Christian foundations of this kingdom are steadily dismantled.”

• “From the abbeys of medieval England to the parish churches of our villages, from the preaching of the Reformers to the missionary zeal that carried the Gospel to the ends of the earth, the Christian faith has not merely influenced Britain — it has defined her.”

• “Christian belief is mocked in the public square. Christian morality is dismissed as intolerance. Christian institutions are pressured to surrender doctrine in order to conform to the ideology of the age.”

• “What would once have been whispered is now proclaimed openly: that Britain must become a post-Christian state. It is in this context that I write to you, Your Majesty. For the British Crown does not stand apart from this crisis.”

• “Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law.”

• “And so, I write to say this, Your Majesty: The Christian character of this nation is under profound and accelerating assault. If the Crown does not stand visibly and courageously in defence of that inheritance, history will record that the guardians of Britain’s institutions watched in silence as the foundations were removed.”

The full letter is below, but first, I have a crazy, absurd idea as to how Prince Harry, of all people, could be a savior to his homeland when he finally cuts his losses and terminates his regrettable marriage.

Harry is a lost man, the legal son of the King, but not in line to the throne, and questioned if he is actually a true family member from the royal bloodline. He was apparently happiest in life when he was just another bloke hanging with his military buddies. He struggled in a royal role, and he has struggled even worse trying to be the pet-husband of a Hollywood AWFL.

A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at. These are people being condemned to a hostile, immigrant occupation with King Charles’ consent. Having a castaway member of the royal family come to their defense might make a difference in saving the country.

Now, here is the full letter from Bishop Dewar:


To:
His Majesty, Charles III,
King of the United Kingdom and the Realms,
Supreme Governor of the Church of England,
Bearer of the ancient title Defender of the Faith.

Your Majesty,

I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects who, as a bishop of Christ’s Church, cannot remain silent while the Christian foundations of this kingdom are steadily dismantled.

Sir, there are moments in the life of a nation when silence becomes a form of betrayal. If I refused to speak to Your Majesty now, this would be such a moment.

For more than a thousand years the Crown of this realm has stood in solemn covenant with the Christian faith.

The laws of this land were shaped by it.
The liberties of our people were nurtured by it.
The conscience of our civilisation was formed by it.

From the abbeys of medieval England to the parish churches of our villages, from the preaching of the Reformers to the missionary zeal that carried the Gospel to the ends of the earth, the Christian faith has not merely influenced Britain — it has defined her.

Yet today that inheritance is being quietly but deliberately eroded. Across the institutions of this nation there is a growing hostility toward the faith that built them.

Christian belief is mocked in the public square. Christian morality is dismissed as intolerance. Christian institutions are pressured to surrender doctrine in order to conform to the ideology of the age.

Within the very Church that bears the name of England, voices have arisen that appear more eager to mirror the spirit of the age than to proclaim the eternal truth of the Gospel.

Meanwhile, beyond the walls of our churches, powerful political movements openly speak of removing Christianity from its historic place within the life of this nation.

What would once have been whispered is now proclaimed openly: that Britain must become a post-Christian state.

It is in this context that I write to you, Your Majesty. For the British Crown does not stand apart from this crisis.

The Sovereign of this realm bears a title that is not merely historic but sacred in its origin and meaning: Defender of the Faith. Those words are not decorative. They are a charge.

They speak of a monarch whose duty is not merely to preside over the ceremonies of the Church, but to stand as a guardian of the Christian inheritance of the nation.

Yet many among your subjects now ask, with increasing anxiety: “Who will defend that inheritance today?”

They see a nation drifting from its foundations. And they ask whether the Crown will remain silent while that inheritance is dismantled.

Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law.

Those words bind the conscience of the sovereign. They remind the Crown that its authority is not merely constitutional but moral. The monarch is not merely a symbol of national continuity, but a custodian of the spiritual inheritance that shaped this realm.

History records moments when kings and emperors were confronted by the Church and reminded that their authority was accountable before God. In the fourth century Ambrose of Milan stood before the Emperor Theodosius I and reminded him that even the ruler of an empire must bow before the moral law of Christ.

That tradition of prophetic witness has never disappeared. Nor should it. For when rulers forget the foundations upon which their authority rests, the Church must speak — not with hostility, but with holy clarity.

And so, I write to say this, Your Majesty: The Christian character of this nation is under profound and accelerating assault.

If the Crown does not stand visibly and courageously in defence of that inheritance, history will record that the guardians of Britain’s institutions watched in silence as the foundations were removed.

The issue before us is not nostalgia. It is civilisation. Remove Christianity from the story of Britain and you do not create a neutral society — you create a moral vacuum. And history teaches us that moral vacuums are never left empty for long.

Your Majesty now stands at a crossroads that few monarchs in modern history have faced.

For the erosion of Britain’s Christian inheritance will not ultimately be judged by speeches made in Parliament or debates in the press. It will be judged by whether those entrusted with the guardianship of our ancient institutions chose to defend them — or merely preside over their quiet surrender.

You may preside over the quiet dissolution of Britain’s Christian identity. Or you may rise to the ancient responsibility entrusted to the Crown and speak with clarity about the faith that built this kingdom. The first path requires little courage. The second will require a great deal. But it is the path that history honours.

Your Majesty’s subjects are not asking for religious coercion. They are asking for leadership. They are asking that the sovereign who bears the title Defender of the Faith remember what that title means.

They are asking that the Crown hear the growing cry of anguish from Christians across this land who feel that the spiritual inheritance of their nation is being surrendered without resistance. And they are asking whether the Crown will stand with them.

For the faith that shaped Britain is not merely a cultural ornament. It is the wellspring from which our laws, our liberties, and our moral imagination have flowed. If it is cast aside, the nation will discover — too late — that it has severed itself from the very roots that sustained it.

Your Majesty, to many the Crown is a symbol of authority. But before God it is also a symbol of stewardship. And stewardship carries with it the duty to defend what has been entrusted.

May Almighty God grant Your Majesty the wisdom to discern this hour, and the courage to fulfil the sacred duty entrusted to the Crown.

Yours faithfully,
Bishop Ceirion H. Dewar FSHC
Missionary Bishop Diocese of Providence
Confessing Anglican Church



[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Who wouldn't want your only hope to be Charles?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (Sco7b)

2 He's the Chuck Norris of monarchy!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Sco7b)

3 Charles secretly converted to Islam long ago.

He's just waiting for the appropriate time to publicly announce it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 11:02 AM (n1OCj)

4 And approving three comments in a row.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Sco7b)

5 Jerry Lawler made a better King. Harley Race, too.

Posted by: Crown Me! at April 06, 2026 11:03 AM (oftw2)

6 The King also hosted an iftar at Buckingham Palace to celebrate Ramadan in 2025.

Iftar was a terrible movie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (ynpvh)

7 When he named himself Charles was he looking for a Cromwell?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (n17eQ)

8 He and his "wife" should be put out to pasture ASAP... Put the younger one in... He seems more "reasonable" or at least his wife does...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:05 AM (eajtS)

9 If the English are waiting for Charles to save them, they are already lost. There's a reason his mother hung on as long as she did.

Posted by: Gaff at April 06, 2026 11:05 AM (EqzMw)

10 As a Bishop, I cannot stay silent. I have today drafted and sent an open letter to His Majesty King Charles III, the text of which reads as follows:

He may need to nail it to the door of Buckingham Palace...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (ynpvh)

11 Dear England,

I you want to keep a monarchy, you need a new royal family. One that actually loves your country.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (NR6c1)

12 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades,
***

This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (lCppi)

13 Was Charles seen this weekend?

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (lCppi)

14 12 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades,
***

This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (lCppi)

He brightens up when talking about Camila's tampons...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (ynpvh)

15 I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects

Well there's your problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

16 Back the House of Stewart!

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 11:08 AM (4NO2D)

17 Back the House of Stewart!

Second look at Oliver Cromwell?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)

18 I saw another Trump scandal yesterday. It seems during a meeting concerning Upchuck 3 visiting the US, Trump referred to him as "Prince" instead of his true title, "C*cks*ck*r."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)

19 Inbred retard.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (V4IXI)

20 This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

You'd have to heat him to 5,000 K to make Charles even remotely bright.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

21 Willowed:
260 All the jokes aside, the toilet was not plugged up. The fan in question creates a suction that in zero G draws the waste away from the astronauts' bodies and into waste receptacles.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Y1sOo)

Oddly apt when talking about Charles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (bss/y)

22 It's time for a lorry to swing by and pick up England and deposit her into the dustbin of history, or the loo.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Andy Capp at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (3vrM2)

23 I'm sorry, but the Church of England is a lost cause, without God's mighty hand.

The only hope for the Anglicans from a human perspective is from the African fellowship.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (N1DT3)

24 A reasonable appeal is just a sign of inferiority, you peasant.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (DgMqy)

25 I'm convinced the only reason the queen hung on as long as she did was because Charles is an idiot. The problem with your idea for Harry is cut from the same cloth. But, if he brought that black minister that spoke at the wedding along with him, now that might have some chance of success.
Sadly though, I think England is lost.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (2WIwB)

26 At least none of you will see him on your currency. Ughhh.

By the way, if you ever find yourselves on 'The Price is Right' playing 'Cliffhanger' with the yodelling guy, just go $25, $35 and $45. It's not rocket science. Or even a space toilet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (Sco7b)

27 Chuckie's head should be on a pike, along with most of the "UK" "government", not to mention several thousand of the immivaders the gubmint scum have ushered in.

Posted by: a modest proposal at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (9vFyc)

28 Prince Willy Wanker had some great things to say about goat fucking.


Lost all respect for him.

Many people in Britain are asking the same question today: Why Prince William promotes Islam over Christianity? As the future king, he should stand up for his country’s Christian faith. Instead, he often praises Islam in ways that worry ordinary citizens who see problems in their daily lives.

https://tinyurl.com/4dpnsnye

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (U7QMZ)

29 We despair for the fall of England, but triumph in Christ is certain.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (GPa4z)

30 "Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.
It was a halfhearted effort. The result was meh.

Posted by: Speller at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (pSotA)

31 William Wilberforce rolls over in his grave… along with Winston Churchill and other British greats

Charles is a lost soul… The Harry idea is a good one but I’m afraid all evidence suggests he’s just as lost as his father

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (aSzdc)

32 When he named himself Charles was he looking for a Cromwell?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (n17eQ)


You are assuming that he is intelligent enough to understand the connection.

I think he is an inbred dunderhead whose thoughts are chaotic and malformed, and whose desires drive his every action.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (n9ltV)

33 King Putz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (+HNx/)

34 wow! putting out the record of disappointment that Great Brittan has become

Posted by: DanMan at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (8uzBS)

35 More important is the question of whether King Chuck celebrates Dyngus Day.

(And by now you'd think the British Monarchy would realize to add Charles to John as names prohibited to heirs.)

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (j7INY)

36 30 "Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.

-----------

I only regret the sacking of Constantinople.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (+HNx/)

37 30 "Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.
It was a halfhearted effort. The result was meh.
Posted by: Speller at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM

WHAMMO!

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (rR03l)

38 Between the Archbishop(ESS???) (yikes) of Canterbury being a chick and this, it's timely to highlight that the Catholic Church welcomes all Anglicans home.
Coincidentally, the Good Friday service I attended was at an amazing, packed, young church headed by priests who are formerly Anglicans. Several are married, which is allowed if they are married before ordination in the Catholic Church.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (lCppi)

39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.

Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

40 Britain along with Europe have become unimportant.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (4NO2D)

41
What I if told you
You read the line just above wrong?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (0sNs1)

42 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.
It was a halfhearted effort. The result was meh.
Posted by: Speller at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (pSotA)

They even had a Crusade to fight other disagreeable Christians. Europe is nothing but consistent.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (V4IXI)

43 I think he is an inbred dunderhead whose thoughts are chaotic and malformed, and whose desires drive his every action.

On a good day, yes. Back when I was watching The Crown, they starting depicting Charles as a poor, tormented soul who was simply to sensitive and intelligent to fit in amongst the other Royals.

*click*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

44 His mother must be rolling in her grave.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (SRRAx)

45 20 This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

-----------

Charles' single achievement was gestating in the Golden Uterus.

He'd be a half-assed lorrie driver on a pension today if it wasn't for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (+HNx/)

46 I love when the climber on "Cliffhanger" goes into the abyss.

Posted by: Yodel-Ay-he-hoo! at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (oftw2)

47 Charles is an idiot. And a dangerous one, given his hereditary position. But, given the first two facts, he may well be the last of his line.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (EweYk)

48 Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7

Ask him about Biden's 'successful' withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (V4IXI)

49 29 We despair for the fall of England, but triumph in Christ is certain. Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM


Hear, hear

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (mh2lX)

50 >44

If they harnessed that power, along with Thatcher's spinning, they'd actually be able to achieve Net Zero!

Posted by: Gaff at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (EqzMw)

51 Wow, that letter to Charles was awesome.

I hope it makes the King think again about what he is doing, but I fear that hope is unfounded.

This does, however, give us a data point in the timeline of the Fall of the United Kingdom.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (dmDsy)

52 I only regret the sacking of Constantinople.

Why, were they in charge of the subtitles?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)

53 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades

He'll be apologizing for the Reconquista next.

Fortunately, the Spanish are in the process of undoing the Reconquista, and returning to Al-Andalus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (n1OCj)

54 So, why hasn't Chucklefvck taken on an Arabic name yet?

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (FpHTM)

55 47 Charles is an idiot. And a dangerous one, given his hereditary position. But, given the first two facts, he may well be the last of his line.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (EweYk)

----------

One thousand years of intrigue, lust and murder. And for this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (+HNx/)

56 Iran probably used equipment left in Afghanistan to assist in downing our planes and other military attacks.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (V4IXI)

57 Richard the Lionhearted

Charles the Lilylivered

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (ndZc7)

58 A close friend of one of my kids is muslim, and he says "almost all Imams are retards". And, "they rave stupidly, sometimes incomprehensibly."

Charles might be an Imam.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (EweYk)

59 The King is a Fink!

Posted by: Royal PITA at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (oftw2)

60 Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


And the reason they don't understand is also the reason people can't be made American by a piece of paper.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (U7QMZ)

61 The dude who enters the palace and slams the head of the london mayor onto the kings desk will rule england.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (snZF9)

62 King Charles didn't even give an Easter message.

If you think that decrepit moron is going to save anything, you are delusional.

Even if he WANTED to, he's too old and incompetent to do anything.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (lCHt6)

63 Which is more likely: mass is celebrated again in Hagia Sophia; or Westminster Abbey becomes a mosque?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (GPa4z)

64 If Harry became king, it's because something happened to William and his three kids (and their kids, if any). I personally think Harry is Charles' son, because red hair runs in the Spencer family and he also takes after Prince Philip.

But it's pretty well-known that besides the late QEII, the rest of the current Royal Family largely considers church to be more of a show-up-when-required than part of a lived-out, active faith. William is at best an agnostic, and the palace PR had to recently put out "he has a quiet faith" to make it look like there is something there. Kate had to go through confirmation before marrying him.

Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (PrsTH)

65 The UK and much of Europe is gone.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (AkEZC)

66 "Until Israel is nuked, we are unable to regret that Israel has been nuked. And you people are just delaying the process."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (uoU9T)

67 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (IXZGh)

68 They even had a Crusade to fight other disagreeable Christians. Europe is nothing but consistent.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


In all fairness, the Fourth Crusade was hijacked, at first by Venice. Long before it arrived in Constantinople the Pope Innocent III had renounced it. Once Venice was done using the army against some Dalmatian rival, the soldiers were basically just a big roaming bandit crew.
If you're thinking rather of the Albigensian Crusade (around the same time), that one was based.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (gKWVE)

69 >>A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at.

Huh? I've sneered at no one.

Posted by: James Hewitt at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (Y1sOo)

70 Charles dumped Diana for a basset hound of a woman.

Charles has likely experienced young boys and spent time collaborating with that other disgraced royal for diddling youngins.........

Can't really wait for him to experience room temperature.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:22 AM (IXZGh)

71 66 "Until Israel is nuked, we are unable to regret that Israel has been nuked. And you people are just delaying the process."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (uoU9T)


Iran just bombed Haifu in a residential area killing at least 4... I'm thinking Israel is not gonna go along with any cease fire.....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:22 AM (eajtS)

72 Prince Philip and Queenie were patriotic. How did they spawn Charlie?

Posted by: Bad Nanny? at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (oftw2)

73 The UK has had 4 Prime Ministers in the last five years, 6 in the last ten. It isn't just the royal institution that is failing in the UK.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (bO/DZ)

74 The Monarch does not release a Easter Message as a norm. The Queen only did it once during COVID. And the King shared a Maundy Thursday message last year not an Easter message.

his Ramadan ‘message’ was just wishing Muslim’s a peaceful Ramadan. Though hard to tell as googling it just leads to stories about this outrage bait.

Charles was literally celebrating the Royal Maundy service yesterday in Wales. And became the patron of one of country’s largest Jewish charities after the attack arson attack against the ambulances in North London. 

Almost like he is genuinely committed to interfaith dialogue, whilst being the head of the Church of England. 

The only people that care are those who decided they were religious five minutes ago because it's part of the right wing zietgeist and are now over performative.

Been phenomenal watching monarchists turn against the crown for this manufactured nonsense, if they got told eating dog shite was against the Quran they’d be chasing dogs arses around the parks

He's ruined Easter! My Easter tree is going in the bin, and I will not be singing any Easter Carols tomorrow.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (JCZqz)

75 Now don't be dunking on the Albigensians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (+HNx/)

76 69 >>A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at.

Huh? I've sneered at no one.
Posted by: James Hewitt at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (Y1sOo)

He'd have to be liberated from Markle....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (eajtS)

77 And the House of Stewart, or Stuart or however you spell it, won't save anyone. Last I looked, the "pretender" (== claimant) was gay married. How can a poofter who mocks the Sacrament of Matrimony head up any serious church?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (gKWVE)

78 39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.

Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

Your a' Peein's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (ynpvh)

79 We demands a Monarch what moisturizes his todger properly, we do!

Posted by: Moisturized Cockneys 4 Harry at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (XE5AP)

80 "King" Charles...


WhatKing watches his country get raped and pillaged?

If the Brits had ANY stones left, that shithead would be tossed into the Atlantic

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (61TgR)

81 A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at. These are people being condemned to a hostile, immigrant occupation with King Charles’ consent. Having a castaway member of the royal family come to their defense might make a difference in saving the country.
====

Ouch.
--Prince William

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (RIvkX)

82 41
What I if told you
You read the line just above wrong?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (0sNs1)

You right would be.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (ynpvh)

83 Which is more likely: mass is celebrated again in Hagia Sophia; or Westminster Abbey becomes a mosque?
Posted by: Oglebay

Oglebay coming in hot this morning.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (mh2lX)

84 39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.

Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)


Now do D-Day, you f***in' idiot.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (SRRAx)

85 You know what's amazing? Trump is an Alzheimer retard and still has more success than stone cold genius Biden. Must just be luck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (ndZc7)

86 Harry is a bigger cuck than his dad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (+HNx/)

87 Too long....Charles won't read it.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (uNwvV)

88 40 Britain along with Europe have become unimportant.

Yes, but they seem to think pounding their wee little fisties on the table will make them important. They're dissing us like spoiled teens, with no idea how to replace the safety we provide for them.

Europe has no world-class technology sector. No military capable of strong defense. No energy independence. No AI capacity.

What Europe has is culture. The culture we paid for at the expense of us reaching Maslow’s pinnacle.

For decades that was fine. We funded the museums, protected the sea lanes, and tolerated the sneering because the arrangement worked.

Then Europeans stopped keeping the contempt private. They started saying it to our faces. In their media. In their parliaments. At every international forum. “Americans are stupid.

You don’t have the military to defend your borders. You don’t have the technology to compete. You don’t have the energy to heat your homes without begging dictators.(1 of 2)


https://is.gd/nYXGUf

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)

89 85 You know what's amazing? Trump is an Alzheimer retard and still has more success than stone cold genius Biden. Must just be luck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (ndZc7)


Yeah... They were floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:26 AM (eajtS)

90 (2 of 2)

What you have is an 80-year superiority complex FUNDED BY AMERICANS, protected by American soldiers, and built on the false belief that self-actualization is civilization.

It isn’t. Civilization is the ability to sustain itself. By that measure, Europe isn’t a civilization at all. It’s a dependency with better wine.

That’s not a threat. It’s a weather report.

Build a Navy. Or don’t. But stop lecturing the people who made you “better than us”

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

91
[X] Unqualified

[X] Mentally incompetent

[X] Gay (like all Brits)

[X] Loyal to foreigner Arabs

[X] Religious heretic as chief of church

[X] Scandalous marriages

[ ] Hunted down and killed along with family and political allies

Almost there, buddy.

Posted by: Elagabulus at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2)

92 Charles is an insult to all tampons subject to the British Crown.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (RIvkX)

93 WhatKing watches his country get raped and pillaged?
If the Brits had ANY stones left, that shithead would be tossed into the Atlantic
Posted by: melodicmetal


*heats up a poker*

Posted by: Isabella of France at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (gKWVE)

94 I'm Ceirion, you guys.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (RIvkX)

95 Macron’s Latest Comments Show France Hasn’t Learned a Thing

Macron delivers his remarks with confidence, pointing to international law and trade stability, as if those exist in a vacuum.

They don't; they exist inside a framework shaped by American military and economic power. Strip that away, and the picture rapidly changes. The independence he promotes relies on a system he didn't build and can't replace.

France doesn't become stronger by pretending it stands alone; it weakens its position by creating doubt where cooperation should exist. Macron can keep talking about a third path, but he hasn't shown what replaces the one that already works. Until then, the message lands as posturing rather than strategy.

The history is there for anybody willing to look. The United States stepped in when France needed help more than once, a reality that doesn't vanish because it makes some leaders uncomfortable. Macron can dress up his argument any way he wants, but the results look the same.

France reaches for independence while standing on a foundation built by someone else.



https://is.gd/GLl3NO

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

96 I saw another Trump scandal yesterday. It seems during a meeting concerning Upchuck 3 visiting the US, Trump referred to him as "Prince" instead of his true title, "C*cks*ck*r."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)

Maybe he was just appeasing the Karens-

No Kings!

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (lCppi)

97 "A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at. These are people being condemned to a hostile, immigrant occupation with King Charles’ consent. Having a castaway member of the royal family come to their defense might make a difference in saving the country."

Umm, he's part of the US Hollywood scene - why on Earth would one think he'd ever be this person willingly?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (tOcjL)

98 Yeah... They were floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...
Posted by: It's me donna


Just one? Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (U7QMZ)

99 77 And the House of Stewart, or Stuart or however you spell it, won't save anyone.

--------

*ahem*

*checks clipboard*

We're on the Windsors. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (+HNx/)

100 floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...

ON EASTER!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (Kt19C)

101 39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.
Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)
---

To be fair, those losses would be the entire Air Force of some European countries.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (0bjKf)

102 A laugh riot!

SNL Audience Cheers Joke About Trump Getting Assassinated Like Lincoln Did

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)

103 85 You know what's amazing? Trump is an Alzheimer retard and still has more success than stone cold genius Biden. Must just be luck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He surrounds himself with retarded, incompetent sycophants, but also Stephen Miller is the real evil genius/Darth Sidious behind the scenes
---------
Yeah... They were floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...
Posted by: It's me donna

I shared some of their 25th wish casting in today's Morning Thread but, well... 🗑🔥

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (JCZqz)

104 *heats up a poker*
Posted by: Isabella of France at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (gKWVE)


I'm listening...

Posted by: Edward II at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (dmDsy)

105 Mark Steyn, famous for presciently writing "America Alone" years ago, wishes everyone a Happy Easter Monday.

If you're in the United States, Happy First Day of Yet Another Work-Week. In the Catholic quarters of Mitteleuropa, this is the day when the boys spank the girls on their legs and buttocks with gaily decorated branches in order to keep them healthy, comely and fecund through the coming year. It's always worked for me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (bO/DZ)

106 Bring back King Ralph!

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)

107 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

He will continue to do the wrong thing.

Britain is f*cked.

Enjoy your enslaving, Brits. You will pay jizya tax soon enough and your women will be embaggened or raped before your eyes.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

108 So if the Moors conquisted the inhabitants of the Iberian peninsula they have a valid claim for a permanent caliphate, but if the inhabitants of the Iberian peninsula reconnquista the Moors back, they don't have a valid claim?

Here's the thing. Conquista isn't permanent.

Posted by: No Kings at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (qgHp7)

109 On the plus side, nothing ever forces change like a nicely worded letter.

Or a pretty speech.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (Sco7b)

110 But stop lecturing the people who made you “better than us”

Posted by: Archimedes


Europe--a lot of the world--makes sense when you realize they see America as an ox to be harnessed and controlled, their personal piggy bank and goon squad, to bankroll their whims and protect them from their stupidity. They think it their right to command us.

This explains their reaction as Trump disabuses them of that notion repeatedly.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (OUMaO)

111 From above, "The full letter is below, but first, I have a crazy, absurd idea as to how Prince Harry, of all people, could be a savior to his homeland when he finally cuts his losses and terminates his regrettable marriage."

Dr. Gavin Ashenden, a former chaplain to Queen Elizabeth II, criticized King Charles III for issuing messages for Ramadan while failing to issue a specific message for Easter. Ashenden argued this creates the perception the King "favours Islam" and lacks a specifically Christian focus in his public roles.

It does, and appears Charles and Camilla have acted on the side of which UK constituents & members of Parliament are more or less dangerous to The Throne now.

It was not by Sarah Mullally, recently installed as the 106th Archbishop of Canterbury & becoming the first woman to lead the Church of England and serve as the spiritual leader of the global Anglican Communion.

Very slick.

But Harry, The Spare as he likes to be known? How? For this? 'Meghan Markle and Prince Harry pull funding from Muslim charity over leader’s anti-Israel writings' Apr. 2025

What about William, Prince of Wales, the next King?

And "Our" Obama/Easter Bunny meme?

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (NFX2v)

112
SNL Audience Cheers Joke About Trump Getting Assassinated Like Lincoln Did
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)



Seems they should get a visit from the FBI.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (IXZGh)

113 /sans royalty sock off

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (qgHp7)

114 Most Americans would be surprised as how the average dirty european actually lives. Smelly little hovels, crappy jobs if they have one and sex organs only used for perversions.

Posted by: Rich American Who,Vacations In European Poverty at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (3vrM2)

115 A Church sect founded on the desire of a king to thwart a Pope in order to treat women like garbage and kill them is probably not one long for this world.

Heck, I'm kinda baffled it lasted this long in the country...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 11:33 AM (tOcjL)

116 "addressing the existential crisis resulting from Britain surrendering its Christian heritage"

Britain didn't surrender its Christian heritage. It was taken from them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)

117 Justin Castrudeau and Prince Harry-Hewitt walk into a bar and the bartender says, "what can I get you two bastards to drink?"

Here 'til Thursday. Tip the waitstaff.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:33 AM (Y1sOo)

118 “Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law.”

Name the Oath breaker!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (uQSQI)

119 He'll be apologizing for the Reconquista next.

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He could hand over Gibraltar to Morocco. That would give the new Moors a beachhead from which to spread further.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (XXOU4)

120 King Charles was always a puffy simp and closet homosexual with an affinity for ball gags. I don't know who is worse, him or Andrew.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

121 Morning.

If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)

122 King Charles was always a puffy simp and closet homosexual with an affinity for ball gags. I don't know who is worse, him or Andrew.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

What's wrong with ball gags?

I kid I kid I kid...

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (dpXJq)

123 Critics Warn of Break from Britain’s Christian Roots As Surging UK Green Party Pushes Church-State Split

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Just what Britain needs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (ndZc7)

124
If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)


Might not be so bad... Put Camila in a Burka...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (eajtS)

125 If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?

"Why yes, yes we could. All we need to do is display some testicular fortitude."

*looks between legs*

"Never mind."

Posted by: Parliament at April 06, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

126 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

in his memoir Spare, he revealed he used Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream to treat frostbite on his penis and other body parts after a North Pole expedition in March 2011, which took place shortly after his service in Afghanistan.

Harry noted that his late mother, Princess Diana, had previously used the same product on her lips. He described the scent as making him feel as though his mother was "right there in the room" while he applied it to his frostbitten skin.

Posted by: Whatever the queer/incest version of Penthouse Letters is at April 06, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)

127 The Unraveled Kingdom is doomed. There is no saving it. Call it by what it really is: Caliphate of Airstrip One.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 06, 2026 11:37 AM (V362x)

128 Britain is gone. They cannot put the paste of islam back in the tube.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (CHHv1)

129 How is it queen Elizabeth II and prince Philip did not know their child was eating paste?

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (mh2lX)

130 I still think the true irony will be the coming war between the Islamic - European Caliphate and the US, Israel and Iran over the Middle East. Be hard for the remaining Gulf States to choose sides in that one.

Although I think they'll probably side with the Islamic nutters running the EU at that time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (AkEZC)

131 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

Hold on! It may be that two insufferable twats produce a magnificent person. Sort of like multiplying negative 1 by itself produces a positive 1.

As an example, Winston Churchill was the product of a drunken slut and a syphilitic wastrel.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

132 109 On the plus side, nothing ever forces change like a nicely worded letter.

Or a pretty speech.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (Sco7b)


And let's not forget rolled-up shirt sleeves.

Posted by: RINOs-R-Us at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (XE5AP)

133 Morning.

If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)

They should, considering a requirement for the monarch is for he or she to be a member of the Church of England. Emphasis on "should".

Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (PrsTH)

134 Charles is deathly ill, which is the true reason for a lack of Easter address.

Posted by: Sid at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (6a0lA)

135 88. Posted by: Archimedes

👍 Thanks.

And, as a different subject, Zelenskyy is a far bigger danger than anyone realizes, imho.

And the reason also has nothing to do with defense budgets.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (NFX2v)

136
The Harry idea is a good one but I’m afraid all evidence suggests he’s just as lost as his father
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (aSzdc)



There was a short period of time when Harry showed actual promise as a Limey sovereign, when he was deployed to Afghanistan with the British Army. Then the Limey media got a few pictures of him in uniform, covered in dust and sweat, with a Browning High Power strapped to his body armor. They went apeshit and the Limey brass yanked him out of theater (against his will, mind you) within 48 hours.

Just like the rest of the Limey royals, he was borderline anyway, but that episode ruined him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (y9nCu)

137
A Cambridge Too Far.

King Charles met the Lady of the Lake
Had the best schools for goodness sake
But all that interceding
Couldn't top the inbreeding
It seems the education didn't take.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (qgHp7)

138 OK, sid. If that delusion gets you through the day, run with it.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:41 AM (NR6c1)

139 The rumors that King Chucky converted to muzzie, are by outwards and all other appearance true.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2026 11:41 AM (xvV+O)

140 Posted by: Sid at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (6a0lA)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 06, 2026 11:41 AM (IXZGh)

141 Hat tip to the Bishop of Dewar, nice letter. Although at the risk of sounding like I'm lacking in love for other believers, the Church of England is barely Christian itself, what with a archpriestess in charge, and loads of left-leaning, LGBTQ clergy.

And honestly, what would one expect from a king who carried on an affair the entire time he was married to Diana? Hardly "Defender of the Faith" material.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (uY1j2)

142 A Cambridge Too Far.

King Charles met the Lady of the Lake
Had the best schools for goodness sake
But all that interceding
Couldn't top the inbreeding
It seems the education didn't take.


*deducts 10 points for failure to use " her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

143 I remember the Dewar's Scotch ads. James Doohan was in one of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (Cqx++)

144 The three columns of NATO are:
1. Keep the Germans down
2. Keep the Russians out, and
3. Keep the Americans in.

I'd say, our leaving them would correct the other two sell by date ideas as well. What the fuck is the EU supposed to do?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (n17eQ)

145 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

Hold on! It may be that two insufferable twats produce a magnificent person. Sort of like multiplying negative 1 by itself produces a positive 1.

As an example, Winston Churchill was the product of a drunken slut and a syphilitic wastrel.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)
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I think this is more like one pound of shit mixed with another pound of shit gets you two pounds of shit

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

146 William has turned out to be as useless as his father on this issue

not sure if that is his real feelings about islam, or he is being told what to say by the asshole king

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:43 AM (ZxPkt)

147 I don't think the oldest son is any better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (aZm/F)

148 Sid's gagged on some balls in his time.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (gKWVE)

149 Most Americans would be surprised as how the average dirty european actually lives. Smelly little hovels, crappy jobs if they have one and sex organs only used for perversions.
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Most Americans have an image of Europe that is at least forty years out of date.

There was a comic book on the 1980s called American Flagg. It was set in 2033. Part of its world-building was that Europe had been conquered by African communists. Amazingly prescient.

Also, America was run by giant megacorporations that kept the populace controlled with drugs, pornography, and state-sponsored civil unrest.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (nM4oV)

150 128 Britain is gone. They cannot put the paste of islam back in the tube.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (CHHv1)


A modern-day Crusade may have to be started.... and I'm not really joking.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (dmDsy)

151 Charles isn't, "deathly ill," they found early stage cancer and he's gotten treatment for it.

Dude's still running around doing...whatever the hell is it modern Bri'ish royals do.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:45 AM (dpXJq)

152 Also, America was run by giant megacorporations that kept the populace controlled with drugs, pornography, and state-sponsored civil unrest.

So there's SOME truth to it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:45 AM (Riz8t)

153 He's ruined Easter! My Easter tree is going in the bin, and I will not be singing any Easter Carols tomorrow.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (JCZqz)

Okay, that was funny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:45 AM (ynpvh)

154 Bad Bob on Trump.

https://is.gd/0TJt9x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ndZc7)

155 19 Inbred retard.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (V4IXI)

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This tracks. He's stupid, and his looks are weird.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (aZm/F)

156 VDH recommends everyone read this, to understand what is happening.

https://tinyurl.com/m4nhfcjv

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (MFqnk)

157 >How is it queen Elizabeth II and prince Philip did not know their child was eating paste?
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they knew
that's why she held on to the throne to her last breath

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ZxPkt)

158 in his memoir Spare, he revealed he used Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream to treat frostbite on his penis and other body parts after a North Pole expedition in March 2011, which took place shortly after his service in Afghanistan.

Harry noted that his late mother, Princess Diana, had previously used the same product on her lips. He described the scent as making him feel as though his mother was "right there in the room" while he applied it to his frostbitten skin.
Posted by: Whatever the queer/incest version of Penthouse Letters is at April 06, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz

Well, grok confirmed this was true. And said your post was snarky. Good job!!

And when asked, yes, people found this creepy.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (Sco7b)

159 If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)


Might not be so bad... Put Camila in a Burka...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (eajtS)

A true hag in a bag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (snZF9)

160
The three columns of NATO are:
1. Keep the Germans down
2. Keep the Russians out, and
3. Keep the Americans in.

I'd say, our leaving them would correct the other two sell by date ideas as well. What the fuck is the EU supposed to do?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (n17eQ)


You forgot numbers 4 and 5.

4. Keep depositing the American cashier's checks.

5. Keep up the NATO fighting spirit by a willingness to fight down to the last American soldier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (y9nCu)

161 I think I understand

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (ZxPkt)

162 they knew
that's why she held on to the throne to her last breath
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ZxPkt)

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Agree. She had to look at that lump and think, "I can't do that to England while I'm alive."

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (aZm/F)

163 Houston's mayor Shitbag did the same kinda thing.

"Happy El Eid" (or whatever the goat-fuckers call it).

But, it's merely a "spring holiday" for Easter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 11:48 AM (HXT0k)

164 Britain is gone. They cannot put the paste of islam back in the tube.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (CHHv1)

Coming to Small Town USA....thanks to open borders and spineless people.

Posted by: In About 20 Years at April 06, 2026 11:49 AM (3vrM2)

165 How is it queen Elizabeth II and prince Philip did not know their child was eating paste?
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Oh they knew. One of the reasons why the Queen stayed on the throne for so long. She knew Charles was an imbecile.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (iFTx/)

166 Coming to Small Town USA....thanks to open borders and spineless people.

Or perhaps, based on the last few days, we might dispense with the black pill and recognize that Americans are fundamentally different than old Euros.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

167 Bring back King Ralph!
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM


Hell, at this point King Harv would be better than Charles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (bFu5X)

168 Public support for the monarchy falls to historic low while calls for abolition start to rise
New findings from the British Social Attitudes survey show how the public’s views towards the monarchy have shifted over the past four decades. Sep 2025

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (NFX2v)

169 Oh they knew. One of the reasons why the Queen stayed on the throne for so long. She knew Charles was an imbecile.

Hell, her Corgis knew he was a pinhead.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

170 167 Bring back King Ralph!
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM

Hell, at this point King Harv would be better than Charles.
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My bet is on Burger King.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (n17eQ)

171 >
Agree. She had to look at that lump and think, "I can't do that to England while I'm alive."
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also, she had the example of how her uncle abdicated, and what a fuckup he was

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (ZxPkt)

172 167 Bring back King Ralph!
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM


That was a great movie.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (XE5AP)

173
It is a stretch to imagine that Charles, the moral squish who lied when asked to state and affirm a marital vow to Diana, will find the courage to yank out his tampon by the string and come forward to uphold his coronation oath.

Charles is, and always has been, a weak-minded fool who fancied himself as being informed and intelligent by fawning sycophants who applauded his advocacy for "the current things". Things for which they had been the strongest advocates. They relied on his lack of intellectual fiber to inquire about positions that disagreed with the current things. Remember when he spoke out frequently about the brutalist rot that was modern architecture and he was derided for doing so? Well, he pivoted and found the keys to receiving perpetual applause -- climate change and Mooslims -- and he'll be damned if he will surrender the applause he gets for doing so.

He is Edward VIII reborn, and worse, if that was possible. Edward was booted out by and government and populace that said, "Oh, hell no!"
Now Charles is backed by a quisling government that shouts, "Yes, more of this!" and the wishes of the indigenous populace be damned.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (xG4kz)

174 King Charles. Fag with retarded shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (IXZGh)

175 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (dmDsy)

176 Whatever his beliefs about Muslims and Christianity, I think King Charles might be deteriorating to the point he is unable to make normal public appearances.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (lCppi)

177 There are a few bright spots in europe,but other than that it's toast. It seems some populations are waking up, but until their leader's heads ride their spears nothing will change.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (snZF9)

178 I think they should keep Kate Middleton, and give the rest the big elbow

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (ZxPkt)

179 172 Yes, it was.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (77rzZ)

180 I think they should keep Kate Middleton, and give the rest the big elbow

Now there's someone who's using his noggin.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t)

181 .
.
All hail Queen Charles ... lest your neck be smitten.

Posted by: Marooned at April 06, 2026 11:53 AM (kt8QE)

182 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (dmDsy)

I do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:53 AM (snZF9)

183 175 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Fought by whom? At this point, I think Christianity is done in much of Europe. They're the pagans after Constantine.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

184 A close friend of one of my kids is muslim, and he says "almost all Imams are retards". And, "they rave stupidly, sometimes incomprehensibly."

Charles might be an Imam.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (EweYk)

Which raises the question: why does he not shitcan islam, and become a human being?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (PBfu2)

185 By all accounts she is a lovely person

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (ZxPkt)

186 Well, grok confirmed this was true. And said your post was snarky. Good job!!

And when asked, yes, people found this creepy.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (Sco7b)

He talked a LOT about his "dodger" (?) and "willie" in that bizarr-o book.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (lCppi)

187 Thx Buck, excellent letter the Bishop
Charles is a dolt. Harry if he went back would simply be a whining little twit.
If any changes come it will be from William and Kate. Popular, photogenic and seem intelligent. Maybe too far gone however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (19SAM)

188 He talked a LOT about his "dodger" (?) and "willie" in that bizarr-o book.

I think he called it his "todger".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

189 I saw Syphilitic Wastrel open for Springsteen at the Meadowlands in '94.

Not a gnat's hair difference between the two.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (qgHp7)

190 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Fought by whom? At this point, I think Christianity is done in much of Europe. They're the pagans after Constantine.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

The Africans are up to the task.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (lCppi)

191 I really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (ZxPkt)

192 Are there any relatives of Mary Queen of the Scots still around?

Posted by: english royalty at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (G/ZRw)

193 Fox News, April 5, 2026
'Surging UK Green Party pushes church-state split, critics warn of break from Britain’s Christian roots'
The Church of England has been established since the 16th-century Reformation, with the monarch serving as its supreme governor

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

194 Charles is a wanker.

Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (wvc0i)

195
As an example, Winston Churchill was the product of a drunken slut and a syphilitic wastrel.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)



Yes, but the drunken slut was an AMERICAN drunken slut, which explains why he was a total BAMF who was hated by virtually every upper-class public school Limey poofter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 11:56 AM (y9nCu)

196 Donald Trump, don't trust Chahles! Chahles is asshoe!

Posted by: pookysgirl, with an important message from Taiwan at April 06, 2026 11:56 AM (Wt5PA)

197 We were the Kings. Then, we abdicated the Throne.

Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers. at April 06, 2026 11:56 AM (oftw2)

198 Youre right- todger, not dodger.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (lCppi)

199
For clarity's sake at the close of 173:

He is Edward VIII reborn, and worse, if that was possible. Edward was booted out by a government and populace that said, "Oh, hell no!" Now Charles is backed by a quisling government that shouts, "Yes, more of this!" and the wishes of the rightful rulers of Great Britain, its indigenous populace, be damned.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (xG4kz)

200 really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don BlackI really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don Black


Agreed.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (U7QMZ)

201 A new Crusade would be awesome
we have aircraft carriers now
I say we land a quarter of a million troops in theater, and do a Number Six on the lot of them

I kid of course

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (ZxPkt)

202 Isn't this the king that wrote to his mud fence ugly wife about his fantasy of being a tampon to soak up her mensuratral blood?

Yeah, he would still scream the glory of islam even as a row of stinking mulims ran a train on his white ass.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (HXT0k)

203 I think royalty is bullshit; however, I admired Queen Elizabeth, and I like Katherine because they seem to put England first.

If you are truly privileged by being royalty, the least you can do is not be a jackass.

Charles failed. William failed. William's stupid wife failed.
The pedophile brother failed. The pedophile's wife failed. It's a long list.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (aZm/F)

204 Youre right- todger, not dodger.

I only remembered because that's the first (and only) time I've heard that word.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

205 If you are truly privileged by being royalty, the least you can do is not be a jackass.

Whoa, dude! Let's keep our expectations realistic.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)

206 Charlie gets more clueless every day.

If Trump wanted to be king, he could take the crown and subjugate chicken-legged Meghan Markle to be his concubine with the back of his hand.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (Fbc0I)

207 The Church of England has been established since the 16th-century Reformation, with the monarch serving as its supreme governor
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

Reformation? Sure, let's go with that.

Posted by: Horny but truly married King H VIII at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (lCppi)

208 163 Houston's mayor Shitbag did the same kinda thing.

"Happy El Eid" (or whatever the goat-fuckers call it).

But, it's merely a "spring holiday" for Easter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 11:48 AM (HXT0k)

Yeah, forgetting that Passover and Easter often coincide, and each is one of the most important holidays for Judaism and Christianity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (ynpvh)

209

You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli

Don't upgrade the troll.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (uQSQI)

210 I had heard, but did not confirm, he changed the oath, by fiat, to “defender of ALL faiths.” Which is, of course, meaningless.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (gseGm)

211 Crime problem solved!

Boston put social workers on duty with police to increase safety (an officer was just stabbed after taking advice from one)

https://is.gd/iAS6QG

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I guess they've got mobile Rorschach tests and shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (ndZc7)

212 Did William get smacked across the nose for saying he understood people expecting their country to be for them? Because he absolutely said that not long ago. I think William will be a better King than Charles, but he is also a leftist so my expectations are low.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (Wmg4n)

213 Oops, I meant Harry and Harry's stupid wife.

I always get those two mixed up.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (aZm/F)

214 Even Bishop Dewar won't identify or even hint at the real enemy and cause of Christianity's demise in the UK: Islam.

In fact, his letter is so vague on what the boogeyman is that it arguably to be read to mean divisiveness brought on by Donald Trump.

If a Christian bishop won't identify the culprit he complains of, then who will?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

215 King Ralph

starring Brian Dennehy as John Goodman...

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:02 PM (qgHp7)

216 I Present ...

Captain Todger, courtesy of Mitchell and Webb...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZOmH3SsyKc

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:02 PM (dmDsy)

217 If a Christian bishop won't identify the culprit he complains of, then who will?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

-------

If they can't be bold and honest, why send the effing letter?

Excuse me, I think you may have some coward on your chin."

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:02 PM (aZm/F)

218 And it ain't the King of England that is the problem with Christianity in England:

It's the Christians of England.

Who have adopted a retarded marxist kindergarten "nice" version of Christianity that's about as Christian as islam.

Here: Your universal health care is incompatible with Christianity.
It requires the enslavement of the doctor and the public both in order to reward the idle, lazy and unindustrious.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 12:03 PM (HXT0k)

219 214 Even Bishop Dewar won't identify or even hint at the real enemy and cause of Christianity's demise in the UK: Islam.

In fact, his letter is so vague on what the boogeyman is that it arguably to be read to mean divisiveness brought on by Donald Trump.

If a Christian bishop won't identify the culprit he complains of, then who will?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

Nobody.

Europe wants its swarthy slave class.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (FpHTM)

220 Brit elite are killing their country. It may come out that, like when the vandals came, the natives fled to Ireland. The true British, may either flee to and hold one part of the Island or leave the island completely.

Whatever. We should take our nukes back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (koh6z)

221 I think the royal family has about zero pull in England these days. It's a ceremonial position more than anything else. The UK's descent into hell has mostly been at the hands of its government and the people currently running it.

The King or Queen over there could just as well be a trans, black lesbian and I doubt it'd change the trajectory the nation's on.

We have a similar problem with our own government. Perhaps fixable. But the motivation to do that is lacking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (AkEZC)

222 Meanwhile, back in the land of the testicular:

Next Phase Begins: Israel Decapitates Iranian Intelligence

While American forces conducted an astonishing rescue of a downed Weapons Systems Officer, the Israeli Air Force (IAF) escalated the stakes against Iran's leadership yet again, going after the men in charge of Tehran's oppression and terror organizations.

One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization. Khademi's death was confirmed Monday by an IRGC statement carried by the Iranian state Fars news service.


https://is.gd/YYprSf

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

223 😲

🤣

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (NFX2v)

224 I'm a big Brian Dennehy Fanboy, but I think George Kennedy had similar versatility and could also play larger-than-life roles.

Posted by: Ars Gratia Artis at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (oftw2)

225 Europe wants its swarthy slave class.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (FpHTM)


-------

I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (aZm/F)

226
ON EASTER!!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (Kt19C)

Speaking of Easter, just a bit over 3,000 on the beach at the FloraBama for sunrise service.

It was overcast and threatening rain. And as the sun came up over the horizon, as the pastor was speaking, it found a small hole in the overcast and bathed the congregants in sunshine for about 30 seconds. There was quite the buzz in the crowd.

Pretty cool.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (Y1sOo)

227 Elvis Aaron Presley was an American singer and actor, often referred to as the "King of Rock and Roll"

... is "No Kings" just another attempt to suppress Rock and Roll" ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 12:06 PM (RHGPo)

228 I wouldn't piss on Charles if he were on fire.
He is a certifiable idiot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:06 PM (koh6z)

229 225 I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (aZm/F)

I never said that what Europe wants and what Europe gets would be the same thing.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:07 PM (FpHTM)

230 Don't try to lay no boogie-woogie on the King of Rock 'n' Roll!

Posted by: Long John Baldry at April 06, 2026 12:08 PM (oftw2)

231 225 Europe wants its swarthy slave class.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (FpHTM)

-------
I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.
Posted by: Seems Legit
------

You both are correct. It's called cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (koh6z)

232 LOL, Trump said pussy and that was the worst of vulgarity unacceptable to polite society.

But that same polite society swoons over some inbred royalty that openly mused about his dream of being a tampon to a woman who looks like she reeked of Mentholatum and BenGay even as a teen.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (HXT0k)

233 Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization.

-
Yeah, he was a super genius alright.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (ndZc7)

234 221 The King or Queen over there could just as well be a trans, black lesbian and I doubt it'd change the trajectory the nation's on.

hmmm. it would, however, make it more fabulous...

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (oY6Yp)

235 Truely CLUELESS Charles could make his mark and legacy on History by opening the MI6 books on Epstein, exposing the guilty, saving, but admonishing his st00p1d entitled brother and giving Trump's/DOJ the very thing it needs to indict Brennan so at America250 all can move on, vs forever forWAR'd.

And the alternative?
Cloverfield/April 14th. just wow!
What FOOLS these mortals be! forWAR'd !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (h4n6w)

236 I wouldn't piss on Charles if he were on fire.
Posted by: Braenyard

Let's strike a flint and see.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (77rzZ)

237 One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization. Khademi's death was confirmed Monday by an IRGC statement carried by the Iranian state Fars news service.

https://is.gd/YYprSf
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (dpXJq)

238 I keep coming back to one question. Which faith is King Charles III defending? The Church of England? Mohammedan? The Church of King Charles III?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:11 PM (S/Y4j)

239
Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (dpXJq)

Nope... Trump was right when he called them crazy bastards...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (eajtS)

240
There's BB King,
Albert King,
Freddie King,
Earl King
and King Chuck, - the guy who wrote lyrics about becoming a tampon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (Fbc0I)

241 I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (aZm/F)

I never said that what Europe wants and what Europe gets would be the same thing.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:07 PM (FpHTM)
________

I suspect it's the same way in UK as it is here: the slaves don't work on the books and collect 10s of thousands of handout subsidies and benefits every year (and probably much more than that).

Meanwhile, they work off the books, pay no taxes on that, and just pocket the cash.

I'm sure every nanny, every poolboy, 75% of basic laborers, and every landscaper is an illegal African or Eastern European. Just like here in USA, although due to our proximity to south america, our slaves tend to be hispanic.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

242 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (koh6z)

243 The reign of Elizabeth and her progeny is ending. It may last a few more generations, but it is over. They will try to preserve their wealth and titles and place in society and they will be allowed to do so so long as they are useful.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (sX1BW)

244 Adding to my comment above, you should see some of the "au pairs" pushing baby carriages in NYC. Smokeshows. Odds they're also fucking daddy (and/or mommy)? High.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

245 They will try to preserve their wealth and titles and place in society and they will be allowed to do so so long as they are useful.

Useful to whom?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

246 Wow, looks like Trump voter regret is surging now. Everyone wishes they voted for Vice President Harris! If the Dems win the midterms, America can finally be cured!

Posted by: Sid at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (6a0lA)

247 Centuries of inbreeding has produced another nitwit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (abIsI)

248 Adding to my comment above, you should see some of the "au pairs" pushing baby carriages in NYC. Smokeshows. Odds they're also fucking daddy (and/or mommy)? High.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

So "Ho pairs", thenj?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (PBfu2)

249 Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert
---

They've been raised since birth to believe, and they do, that martyr death sends them to virgins in the sky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (koh6z)

250 Why would you ask that muslim horse fucking asshole monarch for anything? What do you expect to get?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

251 Sid, your dog needs to go to the vet again. He's bleeding from his ass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (abIsI)

252 247 Centuries of inbreeding has produced another nitwit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (abIsI)

Right.. And King Charles too.. Oh... I thought you were talking about Sid...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (eajtS)

253 One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization. Khademi's death was confirmed Monday by an IRGC statement carried by the Iranian state Fars news service.

https://is.gd/YYprSf
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (dpXJq)
________

I don't think they care. There are so many of these cockroaches that the ones below the top leadership are hoping their bosses get vaporized to they'll get battlefield promotions. It's just like communism: nobody ever thinks they'll be the ones put up against the wall.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

254 Wow. Sid has taken to huffing his own farts now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:17 PM (PBfu2)

255 Adding to my comment above, you should see some of the "au pairs" pushing baby carriages in NYC. Smokeshows. Odds they're also fucking daddy (and/or mommy)? High.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

So "Ho pairs", thenj?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (PBfu2)
____

[Golfclap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

256 They've been raised since birth to believe, and they do, that martyr death sends them to virgins in the sky.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (koh6z)

*Sigh*

The things some guys will do for pussy, right?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dpXJq)

257 The king is a FINK.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (W2Pud)

258 >>Wow. Sid has taken to huffing his own farts now.

Sadly, not a new development.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)

259 Trump Executive Order: ENDING PROCUREMENT AND FORCED USE OF PAPER STRAWS

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (RHGPo)

260
The things some guys will do for pussy, right?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dpXJq

Or in their case... Goat

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (eajtS)

261 "Ya know, I think we might be losing."

I say that to myself in Christopher Walken's voice.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

262 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (koh6z)

Let's ship all of the No Kings protestors to the UK to put their money where their mouths are.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (S/Y4j)

263 240
There's BB King,
Albert King,
Freddie King,
Earl King
and King Chuck, - the guy who wrote lyrics about becoming a tampon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (Fbc0I)

Nat King Cole
Martin Luther King Jr.
Stephen King
Ben E. King
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

264 They've been raised since birth to believe, and they do, that martyr death sends them to virgins in the sky.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (koh6z)

Long overdue to plop a small nuke right down that stupid well in Qom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (PBfu2)

265 Oh, my first Sid sighting! Man, he is as stupid and fucking retarded as I've heard... and then some!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Trolls Are For Kids! at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dmDsy)

266
The C of E began to go off the rails at the 1930 Lambeth Conference, when it said that contraception was permissible under limited circumstances. Because to the Left there's nothing less limited than limited circumstances.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (tgvbd)

267 >>The king is a FINK.

Lucy for King!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

268 The split with faith was the"Reformation" and looting of the church. Repentance is the way back.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (r0dOk)

269 The only time I kinda liked Charles was when he was publicly complaining about modern architecture back in the 80s.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

270 242 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

hmmm.... *scribbles note* pay-per-view steel cage match

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (oY6Yp)

271 King Charles, the Joe Biden of England.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (vbXSk)

272 Don't forget Chung King!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (xcxpd)

273 263 240
There's BB King,
Albert King,
Freddie King,
Earl King
and King Chuck, - the guy who wrote lyrics about becoming a tampon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (Fbc0I)

Nat King Cole
Martin Luther King Jr.
Stephen King
Ben E. King
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)


https://tinyurl.com/27m7mjtv

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

274 Buck is trying to pretend no one saw or heard Trump's Rayer religious message of
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH !!

Unlike most westerners Irainians really do believe after dying of going to paradise

Posted by: Paul at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (2Qv7q)

275 New one: A Myriad Marbles Open Thread

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

276 Bring back the House of Stuart?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (sX1BW)

277 272 Don't forget Chung King!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April

For a beautiful body?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (W2Pud)

278 242 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (koh6z)

What men? They've been a matriarchy for over a century now. All they have are feminized beards.

You're more likely to see Canada rise up in arms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

279 >>The king is a FINK.

Lucy for King!
Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

Set up Robert the Cat as her enforcer?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (S/Y4j)

280 God bless Queen Elizabeth for keeping Charles the Lightly Scented and Super Absorbent off the throne for as long as she humanly could.

Posted by: MLCross at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (Q2MxE)

281 237 One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment
...
Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?

Actually, no. this is where movie/Swordfish scenario breaks down -- why, because they are using their own people as human shields and *ALL* of us hostage one way or another. they will not surrender any more than the Japanese or Germans would, and the only thing that can be done is to interdict their scorched earth
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-nowYoureGettingIt

Terrorists are religious fanatics who *want* apocalyptic violence and even their own destruction, then the “hit them so hard they’ll never try again” logic breaks down.

https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience

the more brazen and relentless one's acts of brutality, the more likely it is that one will be allowed a second chance, and find even powerful men of conscience coming to one's door offering to forget, to forgive and to give forgiveness a bad name.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (h4n6w)

282 277 272 Don't forget Chung King!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April

For a beautiful body?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (W2Pud)

Exactly.

And we're back to Au Pairs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

283 You're more likely to see Canada rise up in arms.

----------------

Legit ...

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (sX1BW)

284 276 Bring back the House of Stuart?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (sX1BW)

Bring back Cromwell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

285 How has the British royal family served the UK over the last 50 years?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (rJ48h)

286 Nood.

>>Set up Robert the Cat as her enforcer?

Perfect!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (NcvvS)

287 Chicken a la King?

Is that a thing?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Lost My Chinese Take-Out Menu! at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (dmDsy)

288 "Ask him about Biden's 'successful' withdrawal from Afghanistan."

Or Hillary's screw up in Libya. There were allegedly a couple thousand manpads that disappeared with the wind.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (vbXSk)

289 We need Sean Bean...England has no King. England needs no King.

I've always gotten an ick off Charles. My mom watched the wedding to Diana; almost a teen me thinking...why is she marrying that guy?
And over the years literally everything that has come out of his mouth has been stupid.
Would love to see him get a sh*tty monarch special like the Romans used to do and get stuffed down a sewer.

I really hope the Brits wake up soon and do what they need to do to break free. I thought Starmer and his two tier justice system was bad enough; now you've got the head of your church pretending you don't even merit a mention.

Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (7gpcF)

290 Wow sid and paul, two retards in one thread.
If we get Boulder Terlit Hobo and Masturbating Pete in here we'll have a stupidity black hole form...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (xcxpd)

291 Oh, my first Sid sighting! Man, he is as stupid and fucking retarded as I've heard... and then some!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Trolls Are For Kids! at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dmDsy)

There is no S*d as such, it's probably just a name left on a browser at a troll farm. The tone of the poster tends to change depending on who's working what shift.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (dpXJq)

292 276 Bring back the House of Stuart?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (sX1BW)

Bring back Cromwell.

-----------

Send in Megan and start the House of Markle. She has more balls than all the Windsors.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (sX1BW)

293 287 Chicken a la King?
Is that a thing?

The closest thing on MSM...
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun

Give them Convenience, or give them DEATH...
They always choose both because they accede with the option of taking you with them...

LIB Strategic Insanity must be Defeated.
Right NOW! This is Twilight's last Gleaming.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (h4n6w)

294 241 I'm sure every nanny, every poolboy, 75% of basic laborers, and every landscaper is an illegal African or Eastern European. Just like here in USA, although due to our proximity to south america, our slaves tend to be hispanic.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

But not all Black African.

Plenty of Arab North Africans.

And in the UK, tons of Pakis (aka Islamojeets).

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (FpHTM)

295 Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (dpXJq)

Wonder about raimondo - some nights he's coherent, others, not so much. Probably more than one - though when he posts as 'nascar raimondo', discussion is possible. Tammy al-Thor will converse with him.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (NcvvS)

296 Chuckie is a despicable islamic servant of satan.

Why would you expect a cult member whose unholy book instructs members to lie to those not sufficiently evil to be members of the cult in order to gain advantage over them ever show proper respect to Christians?

He is pathetic scum.

Posted by: Pete at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (9uoO8)

297 Do you expect a featherweight ponce like Charles to admit Christ is a greater king than he?
England has a King Nothing




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz9DX_VMXdI

Posted by: Thurston Howell the Turd, better than you at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (zafwz)

298 B.B. Chung King & The Screaming Buddah Heads

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (Fbc0I)

299 Lalalala... I can't hear you. Even with these big ears.


Posted by: Chuckles at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (M38N3)

300 Charles could be the end of the monarchy. I can wish.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (GkXaL)

301 246 Wow, looks like Trump voter regret is surging now. Everyone wishes they voted for Vice President Harris! If the Dems win the midterms, America can finally be cured

Sid

Wondering if you horse faced mother had any children that lived? Just kidding, anyhow we know you're in you mom's basement at the keyboard wearing your mom's underwear and her pearls.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (YA1N4)

302 Very good letter. I admire the Anglican Bishop. I imagine he might soon either be joining either the more conservative Anglican branch or joining with the RCC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 01:06 PM (ZeH0U)

303 Back when Diana had her fatal auto accident, my impression was that it looked like the SAS did her in because Dodi al Fayed was about to propose to her, and we just can't have the mother of the future King married to a wog.

How far Chuck has fallen.

Posted by: Penultimatum at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (uu5OW)

304 The laws of this land were shaped by it.
The liberties of our people were nurtured by it.
The conscience of our civilization was formed by it.


All of it undone by the importation of a primitive muslim culture that refuses to assimilate and a feckless royalty hellbent on the destruction of its culture.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (Q/FnY)

305 23 I'm sorry, but the Church of England is a lost cause, without God's mighty hand.

The only hope for the Anglicans from a human perspective is from the African fellowship.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM

The same with the Methodists

Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (6uxuX)

306 eally thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don BlackI really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don Black


Agreed.

———

What did William do or. Not do that you are upset with him?

I don’t think he could have grabbed the mic and gave the Easter speech, but I’m not sure

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (gVeqM)

307 If Chuckie keeps this up, he might end up the first British monarch to be beheaded in hundreds of years.

Posted by: cheshirecat at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (TwA+r)

308 Chuck's a figurehead. Never had any high expectations for him so not surprised by his complete lack of spine, common sense, relevance. He's there to sell stuff to tourists and to the extent he talks it is in line with the true rulers, the brutish British ruling class. If he steps out of line, they'll take things away from him, expose his connections to Epstein (or whoever), and he doesn't want that. Harry is a complete idiot and just as awful as his wife but more spoiled and out of touch, so don't get your hopes up there. I get the feeling William has more substance to him but is constrained by the reality that the BRC could ruin the monarchy at a whim so he talks a lot of happy stupid talk about climate and muslims.

Posted by: AMartel at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (otvi3)

309 Charles is coming to visit America and Trump in a few weeks so clearly he’s not that sick

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (WHPOX)

310 Bishop Dewar is a Welshman, and a real Man of God.

King Chuckles is a fargin' disgrace. Didn't he and the apostate Archbishop Welby rewrite the Coronation Oath (a Christian ceremony for over a thousand years) to say he'd be "Defender of the FaithS? whereas before, it has always said the monarch is the "Defender of the Faith"; i.e., Christianity?

Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (reMys)

311 Prince William has also expressed doubts about Christianity. Look not to him.

He's what the Brits call 'a luvvy,' but slicker about it in public.

Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (reMys)

312 Bravo!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (WONhk)

313 King Chuck is pathetic pedophile, he should be abdication and all the royalty on the public tit cut off

Posted by: Matthew at April 07, 2026 12:00 AM (OdsgZ)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Matisse Odalisque1.jpg


Odalisque with Tambourine

Henri Matisse

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Nooded into the hijinks below.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

4 I'll look this up.

Offhand I wouldn't hang. Maybe over a space toilet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Sco7b)

5 Troon with football.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

6 Itty bitty titties with Fred Flintstone feet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

7
ESPONJA!11!!!!!11

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (tljrc)

8 MAN FEET

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

9 One grape stompin' bish.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

10 I was expecting ottoman man.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

11 jar of yak butter.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

12 *looks around*

Is it safe?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (XuXeR)

13 There are nipples there!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (OW907)

14 Those feet? Whoa!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

15 I like Matisse. I've got a print of his Harmony in Red hanging in my kitchen.

Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

16 Good heavens- her feet are twice the size of her head

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

17 She's not setting my cymbals off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (2GVsD)

18 5 Troon with football.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

Jharles Chonson?

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (FpHTM)

19 This is Mrs Tamborine Woman, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (n17eQ)

20 This is what happens when you let the lead singer's girlfriend in the band. Jazz Odyssey.

Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)

21 Honestly I’m an art ignoramus so maybe don’t deserve to comment… but this picture is hideous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (OW907)

22 Boobs, but long torso/short legs is an unfortunate build plan. Oh, and the whole "odalisque is a sex-slave" thing. Remember, though, Islam loves women!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

23 16 Good heavens- her feet are twice the size of her head
---------------
The bigger the waistband....

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (n17eQ)

24 Matisse loved big feet, and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (T0ulU)

25 In Scotland, we have lasses who do "The Dance of the Seven Army Blankets".

Posted by: Hoot Mon! at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)

26 Is it just me, or is she weirdly proportioned? Long torso? Short legs?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (lZt8q)

27 This art looks like it belongs on a bad ceramic pot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (2GVsD)

28 Well, there ya go: morning titties!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (Suwql)

29 Love this painting. Would hang, and then hope female visitors to my house would emulate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (T0ulU)

30 Now available for kids' birthday parties.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (+HNx/)

31 She ain't gonna make much in tips.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (AkEZC)

32 Two Spinal Tap references within four comments. Hive Mind.

Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)

33 Artist Name: Henri Matisse (French, 1869-1954)
Title: Odalisque with Tambourine (Harmony in Blue)
Date: 1926
Culture: French
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 36 1/4 x 25 5/8 in. (92.1 x 65.1 cm)

Interesting, when I went to several sites, half of them had the same title but it was a nude painting.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)

34 MORE COWBELL TAMBOURINE!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Suwql)

35 Good heavens- her feet are twice the size of her head
Posted by: Don Black

I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

36 Good concept, poor execution.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (AlhUl)

37 Is it just me, or is she weirdly proportioned? Long torso? Short legs?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM


Narrator: It was not, in fact, just him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (bFu5X)

38 Just to clarify the nood below: 'normal-ish' referred to the formatting of the post, not the Matisse.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:37 AM (NcvvS)

39 obelisk odalisque.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)

40 As a tambourinest she was just okay. She found her true talent in winemaking,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (+HNx/)

41 Tracy Lochner wore a sheer blouse to school in 9th Grade. Sent home quickly, but I got a peek and a poke.

Posted by: Her Claim To Fame at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (oftw2)

42 At least she's not required to wear a burqa. I guess.

*shrug*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (yLa2J)

43 obelisk odalisque.

Walk like an Egyptian, way oh way oh

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (2GVsD)

44 On thing about Matisse, he was consistent. Like this one
Would hang , thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (19SAM)

45 Well, she won’t need snowshoes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (1027l)

46 OK, got to go walk the dog - hope I see some white-breasted nuthatches and bushtits at the park to complete my morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (Suwql)

47 31 just the tips.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

48 She's doing the goat dance, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (n17eQ)

49 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907)

50
Boobs (sort of) but no canine. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:39 AM (tgvbd)

51 Those are man feet, baby!
Posted by: Austin Powers

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:39 AM (U7QMZ)

52 Peculiar stuff, this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

53
Hey, Missus Tambourine Babe...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:40 AM (tgvbd)

54 49 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907)

Unibrows as far as the eye could see?

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (FpHTM)

55 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907
******
Kind of like a nudist colony.
Concept vs participants.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

56 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


You got your belly button lint in my shwarma!
You got your shwarma in my belly button!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (U7QMZ)

57 Is it just me, or is she weirdly proportioned? Long torso? Short legs?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026


***
No, not just you. Her head is tiny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

58 I like big feet and I cannot lie

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot Matisse at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (T0ulU)

59
This is her off-season job. She's otherwise a running back for the Packers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (tgvbd)

60 54 ripe for the plucking.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)

61 Matisse is consistently uninteresting to me. I get that a lot of people like him, and he at least attempted to give his viewers visual pleasure (unlike most 20th Century art), but the execution is just really lacking in vitality. I get the sense that if Matisse had a high speed internet connection, he's spend all day gooning rather than painting.

Posted by: the lower depths at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (PrKv7)

62 49 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907)

I was at a Turkish place once that did this. I didn't know in advance. The food was great. And the chicks were easy on the eyes. But I'm kinda shy and a little reserved. And by "kinda" and "a little," I mean the Victorians would have thought me uptight. It was really uncomfortable (for me).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (lZt8q)

63 You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026
*
Unibrows as far as the eye could see?
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026


***
At least this lady does not exhibit unibrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

64 Isn’t that the pose from that terrible “Say Anything” movie with that terrible assfuck commie prick?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (c0nnI)

65 Did Matisse start the painting thinking he was going to put a vase of flowers at her feet, or did he just get to the end and say, "oh what the hell"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (+HNx/)

66 Something had to go horribly wrong in the execution of this painting that we're focusing on feet and not boobs.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:43 AM (Sco7b)

67
No, not just you. Her head is tiny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

___________.

Q: Are violas larger than violins?

A: No, violists heads are just smaller.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:43 AM (tgvbd)

68 > Kind of like a nudist colony.
Concept vs participants.
--------
Or a nude beach. The clientele is... lacking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:43 AM (AkEZC)

69
My Nerves Were Jangled - a limerick

There once was a young harem girl known as Rose
Who was famous for striking a seductive pose
But when we went to copulate
I found I couldn't concentrate
All those rings on her fingers and bells on her toes!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

70
She looks like early Frieda Kahlo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (tgvbd)

71 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


You got your belly button lint in my shwarma!
You got your shwarma in my belly button!




Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)

72 Great. NOW she'll be expecting me to fit those mashers in a size 6.

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Interesting subject but ultimately amateurish.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (DgMqy)

74 58 I like big feet and I cannot lie
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot Matisse at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (T0ulU)

Patterson and Gimlin unavailable for comment.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (FpHTM)

75 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)



Mmmmmm.......gyro..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

76 I'll be in my bunk.......

Posted by: Rex Ryan at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Looks like something Doug Jr. would draw.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

78 tiny areolas or significant nips?
i just learned aureola is halo.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)

79 Q: Are violas larger than violins?

A: No, violists heads are just smaller.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has a short neck & 4 strings.

A fiddle has a redneck & 4 strangs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (U7QMZ)

80 I like big feet and I cannot lie
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot Matisse at April 06, 2026


***
You'd love us!
( -- N. Kidman and C. Theron)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (wzUl9)

81 I've never really cared for Matisse except for "The Peonies" or some of his other paintings with flowers in them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (ix8EF)

82 She looks like early Frieda Kahlo.

No moustache

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)

83 71 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)

There are a few Greek places around where I am that do them.

The Lebanese place shut down years ago, though.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (FpHTM)

84 Mmmmmm.......gyro..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



Valley View Mall food court. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:47 AM (U7QMZ)

85 >>> 33 Artist Name: Henri Matisse (French, 1869-1954)
Title: Odalisque with Tambourine (Harmony in Blue)
Date: 1926
Culture: French
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 36 1/4 x 25 5/8 in. (92.1 x 65.1 cm)

Interesting, when I went to several sites, half of them had the same title but it was a nude painting.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)

Where is it displayed, Quentin Tarantino's house?

Posted by: obligatory at April 06, 2026 09:47 AM (9vFyc)

86 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)


Mmmmmm.......gyro..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah now I’m hungry!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:48 AM (YobFY)

87 I hate Picasso, but Picasso forgot more than Matisse ever learned and could still make something pretty. Matisse never could.

I hate Matisse, a completely untalented hack and amateur.

NO TALENT! NONE!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 06, 2026 09:48 AM (BHrzb)

88 There are a few Greek places around where I am that do them.

The Lebanese place shut down years ago, though.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (FpHTM)

----------

Just does to show that two women should never go into business together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:49 AM (+HNx/)

89 75 maybe you can find some al pastor.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:49 AM (R11M+)

90 Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples… it took the comments for me to notice the immense feet!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:49 AM (YobFY)

91 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (c0nnI)

92 I thought she was holding up a football and doing a touchdown dance.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (/TlUl)

93 I thought she was holding up a football and doing a touchdown dance.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (/TlUl)



The Icky Shuffle.

"get some cold cuts....get some cold cuts."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Get a load of those cankles!

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (/TlUl)

95 Some 1st year art student could do better

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (bNQqW)

96 88 you're thinking of thespians.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

97 Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples… it took the comments for me to notice the immense feet!

Right? I saw the nips and no longer cared if she even had feet.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (2ocoG)

98 91 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (c0nnI)

I'm reminded of the episode of Arrested Development where Job set Michael up with "Nazhgalia", an ugly middle-eastern "lady" played by the dude who went on to play Abed's father in an episode of Community.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (FpHTM)

99 Wtf

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (dwAvz)

100 Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples… it took the comments for me to notice the immense feet!

Right? I saw the nips and no longer cared if she even had feet.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (2ocoG)



*glances at art*

*sees nips*

*goes in search of beav*

F*CK!!!! The FEET!!!!! Holy moly......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

101 I don't think she'd fit those feet into Shaq's shoes.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (FpHTM)

102 There have been many great female tambourine players
Susie Partridge
Donna Jean Godchaux
Cher

Posted by: Gen Augusto Pinochet at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

103 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

IDF bikini babes >>>>>>>>> Arab concubines.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (2ocoG)

104
Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples…

____________

That's because you're a normal, red-blooded American man, not a fetishist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (tgvbd)

105 /savior of democracy sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

106 Either Matisse sucked at painting, or he deliberately painted this woman with ridiculous proportions. Which raises the question: would I throw this in the fire or the woodchipper?

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (ZxPkt)

107 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

No wonder the men are always raiding and looting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

108 96 88 you're thinking of thespians.
Posted by: cmeat

Our own Weird Dave is an avowed Thespian!

Posted by: NTTAWWT! at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)

109 102 There have been many great female tambourine players
Susie Partridge
Donna Jean Godchaux
Cher

---------

Don't forget Davy Jones

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (+HNx/)

110 Waiting on Piper's critique of whatever that is she is wearing.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (Y1sOo)

111
No wonder the men are always raiding and looting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

__________

And boys are slimmer and more flexible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (tgvbd)

112 Our own Weird Dave is an avowed Thespian!

Does his wife know?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (2ocoG)

113 Are they practicing Thespians?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (2GVsD)

114 The Horde does not disappoint in comment-making.

Well done!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

115 IDF bikini babes…. Oh yeah, I’ll be in my bunk… a nice palette cleanser after Bigfoot

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (/iXAp)

116
Our own Weird Dave is an avowed Thespian!

Posted by: NTTAWWT! at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)

____________

Also known to masticate frequently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:56 AM (tgvbd)

117 Tracy Lochner wore a sheer blouse to school in 9th Grade. Sent home quickly, but I got a peek and a poke.
Posted by: Her Claim To Fame at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (oftw2)
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Tube tops ftw

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

118 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223

I bet you regret opposing unlimited immigration NOW!

Posted by: Leftists at April 06, 2026 09:57 AM (JCZqz)

119 Are they practicing Thespians?

They're professional thespians, to borrow a very old Beavis and Butt-head joke.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:57 AM (2ocoG)

120 No, not just you. Her head is tiny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

She probably never even met a mermaid to cause it, either.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (/TlUl)

121 102 that's what happens when you let the keyboard player's sister in the band. my first two shows (auditorium, uptown) featured her... later shows were improved.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+)

122 Weird Dave is a thespian?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (/iXAp)

123 Also known to masticate frequently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No, that guy got perma-banned in your absence.

Posted by: Self-Starter, Self-Abuse at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (oftw2)

124 Thespis in ancient Greece was supposed to have been the first "actor," the first person to go on stage playing a character other than himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

125 Big feet and little tits. A miss in any man's league.

Posted by: Obscure Sopranos reference at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (XvL8K)

126 Miranda Devine has a good takedown this morning of that loony AWFL bint who's married to Gavin Newsom.

https://tinyurl.com/z4kt3wzm

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (+HNx/)

127 116 your epidermis is showing.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)

128 I think I'm in love!

Posted by: Bigfoot at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (cWLG3)

129 Everyone seems in agreement that belly dancing just isn't for her.

Maybe she could make a lateral career move and be one of the nude models off which people eat food.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (Sco7b)

130
This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

Since these were sex slaves captured in raiding parties, they kinda self-selected for fat and slow.

The hawt, fit babes could run away to safety.

And then, there's this.

"Abdul, we barely caught any sex slaves!'
"Well...what about that fat guy over there. He smells kinda musky like a she goat caught in the rain."
"Abdul, you have the heart of a romantic! Okay,. C'mere you sexy sexy chubby!"


Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

131 124 after thespis, i'm gonna regret breaking the seal.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

132 Maybe she could make a lateral career move and be one of the nude models off which people eat food.
Posted by: Stateless


So yer sayin' she's a dish?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 10:03 AM (diia5)

133
This is what happens when you go slave hunting in Ireland and kidnap a Riverdancer for your harem.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:03 AM (iJfKG)

134 126 I see that in the picture that Mrs. Newsom is wearing a cross. Does she think Jesus would endorse all her political and social opinions including- I suspect- abortion without limits?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 10:04 AM (PFs9e)

135 132 a few dozen raw oysters would fit nicely.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

136 If I mentally strip away the outfit - hush, it's not for that purpose - the proportions aren't completely horrible except for the feet. But I would expect the hair to be long and flowing, and a little more bounce in everything, as it were.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 06, 2026 10:04 AM (aJQbY)

137 Jennifer Seibel is every bit as insufferable as you would expect of any woman willing to marry Gavin Newsom.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

138 I'd like to say she has a cute face, but at closer look, she looks like the monster freak brother from The Goonies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Oh crap.

CNN - Trump is considering 45 Day ceasefire in war with Iran.

That always goes well and leads to everlasting peace.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (Sco7b)

140 137 i saw a clip from the pscircling back psaki creature. htey are both crawling skin inducing.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)

141 The FEET!!!!! Holy moly......
Posted by: Sponge


************

The look in her eyes was so sweet
And her boobies a scintillating treat
She had Betty Davis eyes
And succulent thighs
But Lord help us, those Fred Flintstone feet!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

142 Jennifer Seibel is such a shallow self-centered person that she will never understand why others can't be as awesome as her. While also never realizing she is merely an accessory to her husband's political career.

Maybe she will wise up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (2GVsD)

143 But Lord help us, those Fred Flintstone feet!
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)



You, sir, are one of a kind. We're blessed to have you around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

144 Jennifer Seibel is every bit as insufferable as you would expect of any woman willing to marry Gavin Newsom.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

How to explain Kimberly Guilfoyle and her connection to Don Jr?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:08 AM (/iXAp)

145 Jennifer Seibel is such a shallow self-centered person that she will never understand why others can't be as awesome as her. While also never realizing she is merely an accessory to her husband's political career.

Maybe she will wise up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (2GVsD)



She made her boys play with dolls. She took the kids to flyover country because she wanted to "expose them first hand to racism and bigotry."

She's a living, breathing piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

146 > How to explain Kimberly Guilfoyle and her connection to Don Jr?
----------
Gold digger

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 10:09 AM (AkEZC)

147 (Seriously, the clothes are... hideous and not even proportioned or positioned right for her body!)

Stateless - 1) CNN, so, take it with an entire block of salt, 2) Trump loudly 'considers' these things a lot, I think it's more maneuver and trying to figure out who considers themselves the current leaders.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 06, 2026 10:10 AM (aJQbY)

148 >>Tube tops ftw

Summer school between 11th & 12th grade. Girl in the class wore short-shorts every good-weather day. Best were a peach-coloured pair. All the guys tried to get the seats behind her. "How's everything?" "Peachy!"

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (NcvvS)

149 Canada may turn to retired police officers to carry out a door-to-door confiscation of firearms, a senior official told a member of Parliament during a March hearing.

-
I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

150 Boobs. Goodmorning. In that order.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 06, 2026 10:12 AM (sl73Y)

151 bad art, great tits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:12 AM (xcxpd)

152 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

It's been a shithole since Pierre Trudeau

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:13 AM (kJmLc)

153 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

They will comply.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 10:13 AM (BI5O2)

154 Thespis in ancient Greece was supposed to have been the first "actor," the first person to go on stage playing a character other than himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)


And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to do something a little different in the Acropolis tonight.

I give you Keith Richards!

*turns back to audience*
*turns around quickly*

"Oy! Where me 'eroin! You cloth-eared slags of Poseidon!"

*laughter*
*applause*

Oh, thank you!!!! Thank you! Don't forget to try the grape leaves!'

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

155 Kimberly Guilfoyle‘s official portrait as ambassador to Greece is…. Not flattering. You’d think she’d get a look at it and approval privileges before release but maybe not?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (/iXAp)

156 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

Kate at smalldeadanimals had a post saying only 2% complied and this was more of a liberal PR stunt. Every gun 'recovered' cost a crazy, California amount of money.

Because stupid liberals.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (Sco7b)

157 How to explain Kimberly Guilfoyle and her connection to Don Jr?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:08 AM (/iXAp)
===

See above.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (RIvkX)

158 Reminds me: I always hated that song, Mr. Tambourine Man. I mean, "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me." What the hell? Can you really take requests when you play tambourine? It's a fucking drum head with some cymbals stuck to the side. It's like asking a guy with a snare drum to play Freebird.

Idiotic.

Posted by: red speck at April 06, 2026 10:15 AM (Ve/HL)

159 Iran rejects call for temporary ceasefire to reopen Hormuz and says peace talks ‘incompatible’ with threats. Tehran does not believe that Washington is ready for a permanent ceasefire, however, and will not accept being pressured to accept deadlines and make a decision, the unnamed source said.

We bombed them TWICE during active negotiations. Let’s just assume the Iranian regime isn’t going to fall for that a third time in the span of 2 months. Seems best to just ignore our calls and let the toddler thrash about.

Their position only gets stronger as Trump keeps looking like he doesn’t have a next step planned and makes empty threats one after another. A land invasion will be a quagmire that eats up the rest of his term if he gets baited into it.

They have to realize by now that a major coordinated attack at market open on a Monday could lead to an unconditional Trump surrender within days. The market is literally the only thing in America that Trump cares about, because his friends and family personally profit from it.

His market manipulation attempt not going as planned. Who the fuck is allowing themselves to be manipulated like this?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

160 133
This is what happens when you go slave hunting in Ireland and kidnap a Riverdancer for your harem.
Posted by: naturalfake

Erin go braless?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (JCZqz)

161 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)


Sadly, I'll bet some will.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (n9ltV)

162 149 Canada may turn to retired police officers to carry out a door-to-door confiscation of firearms, a senior official told a member of Parliament during a March hearing.

-
I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

sounds like a good way to have a civil war but this is Canada.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

163 Cheap at the price!

BREAKING: California doesn't have enough money to finish building a high speed rail system to connect San Francisco and Los Angeles and now they want $125 BILLION MORE!
"The entire amount of money we need is not there..."
And now they want more money than Amtrak has EVER received in their history.
CBS notes: "That’s more funding than Amtrak has received in its history, and still leaves a shortfall of roughly $90 billion."
INSANE.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

164 me: I always hated that song, Mr. Tambourine Man. I mean, "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me." What the hell? Can you really take requests when you play tambourine? It's a fucking drum head with some cymbals stuck to the side. It's like asking a guy with a snare drum to play Freebird.

Idiotic.
===
Spoonman

Feel the rythmn with your hands.

Posted by: Artis the spoonman at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (7SdRm)

165 Best plan: Bomb Iran till it begs for mercy and surrenders. It must be total and irrevocable. Hang all the islamists who killed their own citizens, go full Mussolini.
Deport all foreign students start with Islamic countries.
No more H1Bs, NONE. Deport the ones we have now
Otherwise they'll stay forever and advocate for their real country.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:19 AM (kJmLc)

166 Nipples!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

167 sounds like a good way to have a civil war but this is Canada.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

Cannucks will kneel.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:23 AM (kJmLc)

168 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

They will comply.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Door mat I want.

https://tinyurl.com/4d55vaf9



Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (U7QMZ)

169
Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy! Tippy! Tippy BANG! BANG! BANG!
Tippy! Tippy! BANG! Tippy!

Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy! Tippy! Tippy BANG! BANG! BANG!
Tippy! Tippy! BANG! Tippy!
TING! Tip! Ting! Tip!
TING!...
...

Posted by: Mr Tambourine Man Playing "Freebird" at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (iJfKG)

170 166 Nipples!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

Even on the screen behind her! Nipples is the theme, not that stupid tambourine.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (kJmLc)

171 sounds like a good way to have a civil war but this is Canada.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

Cannucks will kneel.
Posted by: night lifted


As of the deadline, less than 2% have complied.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (U7QMZ)

172 Odalisque with Tambourine
Henri Matisse

Oddly out of proportion, and it doesn't seem to be instructional, but that's not why it's up so it's time for some levity. Have fun!

Would only hang the original if a free gift.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:25 AM (NFX2v)

173 Economics With Squaw Speaks With Forked Tongue!

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

174 As of the deadline, less than 2% have complied.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (U7QMZ)

When the Canadian Gestapo arrive, they'll cave and report their neighbors.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:25 AM (kJmLc)

175 No green tambourine?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:26 AM (XuXeR)

176 173: Or just stop funding NGO fraud. Start with Caritas

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:26 AM (kJmLc)

177 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over."

That's funny right there.

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:27 AM (XuXeR)

178 Since we're talking Canada and guns, 'Hobo with a Shotgun' was filmed in Nova Scotia.

I didn't think Canadian film-makers had it in them but that was a fun, messed up movie that was actually touching at points. Free on Tubi.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:27 AM (Sco7b)

179 "Okay - so you're say there's a chance..." - Bozo the Clown.

Posted by: Boswell at April 06, 2026 10:27 AM (j10i6)

180 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
===
Obviously 7 billion dollars doesnt buy what it used to...

What a maroooon

Posted by: Bugs at April 06, 2026 10:28 AM (7SdRm)

181 Why doesn't Jeff Bezos want to give free insulin to everyone?

Because he's a wrecker and a saboteur, that's why.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:28 AM (+HNx/)

182 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A Matisse eh? Well. It's colorful.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:29 AM (2WIwB)

183 I guess Fauxcahontas doesn't realize that if you tax unrealized gains (i.e., "wealth") that those assets immediately drop in value. These people are economic illiterates.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:29 AM (cWffP)

184 Odalisque with Tambourine

I'd be embarassed. Whoever he was using for a lower-leg model could hold a John Deere tractor overhead.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 10:30 AM (IJqrQ)

185 Nice legs

*sigh*

Posted by: Joe Swanson at April 06, 2026 10:31 AM (Y1sOo)

186 Lucky CBD did post a similar painting from Matisse that has this lady without the shirt showing the hair under her arms.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (V4IXI)

187 What's also funny is the claim that there are only 1.7 million illegals in Texas..

(Well, the number is dropping... but still)

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (XuXeR)

188 Tambourine girl can’ts get dem feets in my 13 1/2 boots, dey too bigs, dem feets.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (SPjSm)

189 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.


Well, I don't care much about everybody getting free insulin, but-

If He can swing a free case of Pappy Van Winkle

and a couple dip Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cone for me,

I'll take that.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (iJfKG)

190 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

Sounds like Communism to me.

I'm sure that free lunch for kids in Texas wouldn't include kids from wealthy parents.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:33 AM (V4IXI)

191 Going after rich people who will "have to get a smaller yacht" is the biggest political cheap shot of all time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:34 AM (+HNx/)

192 couple = double


thx AC



Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:35 AM (iJfKG)

193 guess Fauxcahontas doesn't realize that if you tax unrealized gains (i.e., "wealth") that those assets immediately drop in value. These people are economic illiterates.

Taxation based on what " they" say you have. Not a power you want to give anyone. Ever.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (sl73Y)

194 How much free insulin is Pocahontas giving out.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (KtOUo)

195 175 No green tambourine?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:26 AM (XuXeR)

Ugh.

Hey Mr Tambourine Man is another in the 'fun when you're a kid, horrific when you're older' songs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)

196 free case of Pappy Van Winkle"

What? Don't you know that TrumpTariffs have caused Canadians to stop buying bourbon, thus forcing fire sale prices?

(That was the actual bullshiitte line last year...)

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (XuXeR)

197 Wealth distribution will always be a part of the first step of communism.

After the useful idiots are convinced people like Warren can stop and start the flow of giveaways to control the masses.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (V4IXI)

198 Going after rich people who will "have to get a smaller yacht" is the biggest political cheap shot of all time.
Posted by: Cicero


And they hate billionaires now since there are a lot of millionaires on their side.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (NR6c1)

199
Hey!

It's a jingle-jangle morning after all!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:37 AM (iJfKG)

200 200?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (NR6c1)

201 How much free insulin is Pocahontas giving out"

How much sugar can we pump into food?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (XuXeR)

202 The Left are born without the ability to determine cause and effect. Or to make logical comparisons.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (V4IXI)

203 Where’s the thunder? (H/t, Porcupine Tree)

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:39 AM (E6xSb)

204 This shouldn't be funny but bereavement.

https://is.gd/7pjhLP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

205 Going after rich people who will "have to get a smaller yacht" is the biggest political cheap shot of all time.
Posted by: Cicero


It's not like you are going to shame John Kerry.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (U7QMZ)

206 How much free insulin is Pocahontas giving out"

How much sugar can we pump into food?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (XuXeR

Y'all reminded me of my favorite'Dick Cheney is so mean' thread we had years ago.

Cheney is so mean he takes candy away from babies...and gives it to diabetic babies.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (V4IXI)

207 them: "We just know that if you sold everything you have and give it to the government, it will be worth a total of 24x! So your wealth tax is 9.6x!"
stupid guy: *sells everything rapidly, market crashes, only makes 0.63x, total*
them: "Sorry, your wealth tax assessment is set in stone. Also you owe a late fee. And a processing fee. And a fee fee. Now, who will be our victim next year that we claim is hoarding all the wealth..."

Posted by: RandomDave at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (aJQbY)

208 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.

Just thinking outside the teepee here, Liz, but would they even need the insulin if you quit poisoning them thru the free lunch program? Would they need free school lunches if you quit taxing them to pay for the illegals to take their jobs and live and send their kids to school here?

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (IJqrQ)

209 "ring ding ding, what does the fox say?"

https://youtu.be/3_e8bQ6i43o

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (2GVsD)

210 I bet Pocahontas gets Amazon prime deliveries all the time and loves the service

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (YobFY)

211 She forgot her pasties!

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (Wmg4n)

212 It's not like you are going to shame John Kerry.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (U7QMZ

He's never made any money. He's only married money.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (V4IXI)

213 202 The Left are born without the ability to determine cause and effect. Or to make logical comparisons.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (V4IXI)

It's not that. It's just stupidity, demagoguery and stoking envy in the masses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (bss/y)

214 Obama puppet, Liz Warren, is still in Congress.

Joseph R. Biden, Jr. 46th President of the United States: 2021—2025
What They Are Reading in the States: Heeding March 03, 2023
Across the country, local news organizations are highlighting the announcement by Eli Lilly to cap out-of-pocket expenses for its insulin products at $35 a month, heeding calls from President Joe Biden for drug makers to lower prices and cap out-of-pocket expenses for insulin for all Americans.

Eli Lilly's announcement follows President Biden's historic Inflation Reduction Act, which last year capped insulin prices at $35 a month for seniors on Medicare with diabetes. The announcement also comes on the heels of President Biden's powerful State of the Union address, in which the President made clear that this life-saving benefit should apply to everyone, not just Medicare beneficiaries.

This action, driven by the momentum from the Inflation Reduction Act, could benefit millions of Americans with diabetes in all fifty states and U.S. territories. The President continues to call on Congress to finish the job and cap costs at $35 for all Americans.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (NFX2v)

215 What? Don't you know that TrumpTariffs have caused Canadians to stop buying bourbon, thus forcing fire sale prices?

(That was the actual bullshiitte line last year...)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (XuXeR)

Crown Royal will no longer be bottling and distributing out of ON, but rather AL.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (E6xSb)

216 I don't know about insulin, but some hospitals are saving money by just showing her picture instead of giving out castor oil.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (/TlUl)

217 He's never made any money. He's only married money."

It was the easy way to catch up...

/ wait for it...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (XuXeR)

218 It's not that. It's just stupidity, demagoguery and stoking envy in the masses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (bss

They all can be true.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:43 AM (V4IXI)

219 He's never made any money. He's only married money.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


He's a politician. I'm sure he's stole his fair share.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:43 AM (U7QMZ)

220 210 I bet Pocahontas gets Amazon prime deliveries all the time and loves the service
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (YobFY)

I had to get some more flea and tick stuff for Reef. I was thinking 'Going to have to go to Feeder's Supply.' Then thought 'It's a bit late, I could just order of Amazon and use the time saved to stare off into space with a stupid look on my face, thinking about tits.'

I ordered off Amazon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (bss/y)

221 Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.

***********

He's going to need a bigger swimming pool!

Posted by: Scrooge McDuck at April 06, 2026 10:45 AM (qgHp7)

222 He's never made any money. He's only married money.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026

Not that there is anything wrong with that. 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (Wmg4n)

223 use the time saved to stare off into space with a stupid look on my face, thinking about tits.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (bss/y)

Always a good use of time!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (YobFY)

224 A new dog toy.

https://is.gd/M0G0Qr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

225 Crown Royal will no longer be bottling and distributing"

That would be ok, too...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (XuXeR)

226 180 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
===
If he paid your wealth tax??? How much is fauxcahontas's wealth tax?? How much is she worth??

Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (EneHm)

227 All the lefties on CNN and MS Now have been complaining about how the $200 billion requested by the Pentagon could be put to better use.

So could money for all the fraudand illegal immigrants.

By the way, from, I know, zerohedge.


In yet another jaw-dropping display of elite hypocrisy, Barack Obama’s Chicago Presidential Center – long derided as the “Tower of Doom” – now requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency just to enter a ticket giveaway for its grand opening ceremony on June 18, 2026

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (Sco7b)

228 In yet another jaw-dropping display of elite hypocrisy, Barack Obama’s Chicago Presidential Center – long derided as the “Tower of Doom” – now requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency just to enter a ticket giveaway for its grand opening ceremony on June 18, 2026

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (Sco7b)
====
You can have my ticket.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

229 You can have my ticket."

I'd pay someone to take my ticket...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:49 AM (XuXeR)

230 224 A new dog toy.

https://is.gd/M0G0Qr
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

You're coming with me, bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:50 AM (bss/y)

231 The only surprise is that Warren didn't use Musk in her example.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:50 AM (V4IXI)

232 The only surprise is that Warren didn't use Musk in her example."

She couldn't spell "Elon"

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:51 AM (XuXeR)

233 Why do I need a ticket to see a presidential library? I thought they were free.

What's that? My lifetime of taxes weren't enough?

Fuck off...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 10:51 AM (AkEZC)

234 How the Artemis plumbing problem was solved.

https://is.gd/kqIW3E

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

235 233 Why do I need a ticket to see a presidential library? I thought they were free.

What's that? My lifetime of taxes weren't enough?

Fuck off...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 10:51 AM (AkEZC)

The netflix deal was a long time ago. Mansions are not cheap, cracker.

Posted by: Obama Foundation at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)

236 234 How the Artemis plumbing problem was solved.

https://is.gd/kqIW3E
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

Using single ply?

Posted by: Obama Foundation at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)

237 The Inflation Reduction Act (IRA) of 2022 is a landmark U.S. law focusing on clean energy, healthcare cost reduction, and corporate tax reform. It aims to reduce the deficit by $300 billion over a decade through a 15% corporate minimum tax and increased IRS enforcement, while investing in climate change initiatives and lowering prescription drug prices.

USA Today, May 2023, What is the Inflation Reduction Act? Everything to know about one of Biden's big laws

So what happened, Senator Chuck Schumer?

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (NFX2v)

238 asterix and odalisque were some good comics

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (oY6Yp)

239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

240 How the Artemis plumbing problem was solved.

*********

Hopefully not with a royal flush...

Posted by: No Kings at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (qgHp7)

241 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

It's probably easier and more profitable to pimp out Mooch.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

242 Block Club Chicago, April 3, 2026 - Hyde Park, Woodlawn, South Shore
Obama Center Announces Grand Opening Sweepstakes, Summer Youth Sports
Entries to win two tickets to the launch party with “global leaders and world-renowned artists” are accepted through noon Sunday. Officials also announced paid basketball and volleyball programs for South Side teens alongside After School Matters.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

243 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

They probably decided to just pay him the money rather than have him show up an hour late (I assume that has only gotten worse in 'retirement.')

Posted by: Obama Foundation at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)

244 'fun when you're a kid, horrific when you're older'

Ah. Life.

Posted by: Nodding sagely and in thyme at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (TbWk/)

245 WRT the Ryan Long piece in the sidebar, it looks like he was attempting...

*puts on sunglasses*

Mishin': impossible.

YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (GDFK9)

246 Is the problem with the crapper is that they won't design one that flushes the waste into space?

If so that's the stupidest thing ever.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:58 AM (V4IXI)

247 241 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

It's probably easier and more profitable to pimp out Mooch.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

Yes...I imagine she does a lot better with the angry black women than Baraaaack...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 10:58 AM (eajtS)

248 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

He's probably doing them in Durkadurkastan.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 10:59 AM (FpHTM)

249 The Obama Presidential Library is a federal, all-digital archive managed by NARA to store records, while the Obama Presidential Center is a privately operated, 19-acre campus in Chicago (opening 2026) featuring a museum, community spaces, and a branch of the Chicago Public Library. They are distinct projects managed by different entities.

Never shall the educational records and others of interest ever be seen.🤷‍♀️

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NFX2v)

250 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it

And then next year, he and other rich people will have relocated assets that you couldn't touch, Pokahonkey.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NR6c1)

251 146 like a hooker, only smarter.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (R11M+)

252 Will Mooch be at the Obama Lieberry opening? She could be useful if a little old white lady needed a volume from the higher shelves.

Posted by: RIP Harambe at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (oftw2)

253 250 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it

And then next year, he and other rich people will have relocated assets that you couldn't touch, Pokahonkey.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NR6c1)

And the price of insulin would skyrocket.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (bss/y)

254 >>>Is the problem with the crapper is that they won't design one that flushes the waste into space?

Poo gets stored onboard, pee gets ported out into space.

Apparently, the problem was with a fan not working when they activated the system once in space.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo)

255 Poo gets stored onboard, pee gets ported out into space.

Apparently, the problem was with a fan not working when they activated the system once in space.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo

Why store the poo? The universe area is only 93 billion light years.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (V4IXI)

256 Apparently, the problem was with a fan not working when they activated the system once in space.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo)

Heh. Just like a weak fan in a hotel bathroom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (bss/y)

257 Nood.

Rant.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (Sco7b)

258 CNN reports Trump considering a cease-fire! REEEEEE

Posted by: MSM is credible lol at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (9CBNQ)

259 I wonder if they have that weird heat lamp.

Do hotels still have that? I seem to remember it more as a kid. It mystified me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (bss/y)

260 All the jokes aside, the toilet was not plugged up. The fan in question creates a suction that in zero G draws the waste away from the astronauts' bodies and into waste receptacles.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Y1sOo)

261 229 "here, you throw this out..."

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (R11M+)

262 .
.
Thu muse of Ruprecht.

Posted by: Marooned at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (kt8QE)

The Morning Report — 4/6/26

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Good morning kids. I hope you all had a blessed Easter weekend. I had a few personal issues to deal with so unfortunately I'm going to have to keep his morning's post very brief. should be back up to speed by tomorrow with my usual panoply of of links and commentary . Thanks for your patience

Have a great day!

And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.


  • Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 08:17 AM




    Comments

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    1 G'morning J.J.!

    Glad you're okay. We were starting to worry.

    I'm actually here for this one. I have the day off.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (O7YUW)

    2 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

    3 ZEE MARGINS!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

    4 Ooof, we are WIDE.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)

    5
    ESPONJA!11!!!!!!

    Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (tljrc)

    6 Large and in charge.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)

    7 Good morning horde!

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

    8 *long drag on cigarette*


    Thanks for that........

    *releases smoke*

    Posted by: The Margins at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    9 Morning, everyone!

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (NR6c1)

    10 Good morning!

    Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

    11 Margin status:

    BLOWN!

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ESVrU)

    12 I trust everyone had a glorious Easter with family and friends.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

    13 Nooded.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

    14 none of this looks right

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ZxPkt)

    15 I had a few personal issues to condeal with so unfortunately I'm going to have to keep his morning's post very brief.


    Prayers, sir. As always.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

    16 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

    Imma make a prayer for peace in your house.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

    17 Post upon posts

    Yonder Horde

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:20 AM (AkEZC)

    18 #8

    Damn it, Sponge, you beat me to it!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (bFu5X)

    19
    Blown margins? This close to Pride Month?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (xG4kz)

    20 Ooof, we are WIDE.
    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)

    Ozempic is for you!

    Posted by: Big Pharma at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

    21 What in the wide, wide world of margins is a-going on in here?

    Posted by: I gotta ask at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

    22 I live in a double-wide and love double-wide threads.

    Posted by: Iona Traylor at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (oftw2)

    23 I feel like they are getting wider each time I refresh.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)

    24 We're gonna need a bigger blog...

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (ESVrU)

    25 Good morning JJ. We missed you.

    Finally, enough room to fully exoress my thoughts. Too much room actually.

    Tom posted this on the last thread, interesting and I don't want it to go to waste.


    182 Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)

    Looking at the map, there are 4 small islands in the Straits that have far more strategic importance than Kharg does; those are what I would use the marines for.

    Kharg has economic and political significance, but not much military importance. It can be shut down just by shutting down its supply pipelines. And from a military standpoint, it’d be a terrible thing to get stuck fighting inside a huge refinery, everything around you could blow up at any time.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (UA2di)


    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (Sco7b)

    26 Thanks JJ. You’re in our prayers

    I feel wide today… too much Easter candy perhaps

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (uq8Bc)

    27 Hey, welcome to Stacey Abrams! We're all set up for you.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (1Ff7Z)

    28 Margins?
    Sure. Whatever. I've done it before.
    It's just another Merlot Monday.

    Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

    29 We love JJS and worry when he is "late".

    Posted by: Mama Celeste at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (oftw2)

    30 Uh oh

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (2GVsD)

    31 Happy Monday

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

    32 Good morning, J.J.
    Good morning, Horde.

    Posted by: Canada MAID service at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)

    33 GatewayPundit had an article yesterday saying a Saudi was critisizing Obama for giving Iran $150 billion US dollars, none of which were used for roads...

    Iran didn’t want dollars. Swiss francs, Euros, and Gold bullion bars.

    Whatever became of the Ft. Knox audit, one wonders.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (kMjfk)

    34 I like big margins and I cannot lie...

    Posted by: Sir MargALot at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

    35
    Keep those margins this wide and Lena Dunham may pop in to say, "Hi!"

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (xG4kz)

    36 There briefly appeared above JJ's report a Morning Open Thread with a story about Artemis II, will we swing past to that thread again?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)

    37 Good morning JJ and horde

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (ZztOS)

    38 Can we talk more about Happy Rockefeller in here?

    Posted by: NY Refugee at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2)

    39 From last thread:

    182 Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)

    Looking at the map, there are 4 small islands in the Straits that have far more strategic importance than Kharg does; those are what I would use the marines for.

    Kharg has economic and political significance, but not much military importance. It can be shut down just by shutting down its supply pipelines. And from a military standpoint, it’d be a terrible thing to get stuck fighting inside a huge refinery, everything around you could blow up at any time.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (UA2di)

    40 JJ: sorry to carp given your Herculean efforts to assemble these Morning Reports, but link to the piece on Trump's genius seems not to work. Thanks.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)

    41
    Damn it, Sponge, you beat me to it!
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (bFu5X)



    Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

    42 J.J.

    Thank you. Much appreciated.

    Personal issues, huh. So that's what the kids are calling it today.

    May your path be smooth and serene.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

    43 I wonder if the Paolo is impressed by the length of the margins?

    Also willowed.

    GatewayPundit had an article yesterday saying a Saudi was critisizing Obama for giving Iran $150 billion US dollars, none of which were used for roads...

    His entire bloodline needs adjusting.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (Sco7b)

    44 All the morons complain when their dogs don't know it's Daylight Savings but JJ posts 15 minutes late and chaos ensues.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

    45
    I just thank our lucky stars that we have a functioning toilet!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (xG4kz)

    46 Record numbers of Americans are converting to Catholicism this Easter. Why?

    Read the article and it was good. Honestly, it's nice to hear that the young pups are starting to come back to church.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (NR6c1)

    47 I saw some pics of those Soleimani hos. Good lord. You'd think if your family looted a nation for decades, you could afford good surgeons. They look like monsters.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (BI5O2)

    48 How does Iran properly flounce out of negotiations with the US today?

    Style points count!

    Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (jstR0)

    49 And the margins are getting laaaaarger!

    Posted by: Johnny at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (bFu5X)

    50 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (UA2di)

    Thank you Tom!

    I brought it over too. I appreciated the thoughtful answer.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b)

    51 All the morons complain when their dogs don't know it's Daylight Savings but JJ posts 15 minutes late and chaos ensues.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)



    Routines are everything.

    Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

    52 Patience has never been one of my strengths so I find myself annoyed that the Iran operation seems nowhere near done despite proclamations of two weeks and almost and so forth

    I see no surrender forthcoming and the American public is fickle… so maybe Trump oughta pick a specific day (don’t advertise) and just be done after that day. April 15 is as good as any other day. Pay your taxes, be done with Iran… pivot to domestic issues. You can still drop bombs in the background

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:28 AM (uq8Bc)

    53 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)

    54 My last post is GIRTHY… the Paola would be jealous

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (uq8Bc)

    55 Good morning Horde,thx JJ. Hope you are well.
    Still laying in a hospital bed with a gout outbreak. Getting better.
    Think I like Harmeet Dillon at AG. Blanche seems too much of a deep stater.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (19SAM)

    56 I see Larry Craig is hosting the Morning Report today.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ufSfZ)

    57 Tis early morn and the margins are already blown.

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (7fNaw)

    58 WTF?

    Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (AlhUl)

    59 So if I hit the tip jar link it takes me to the cut.jib.newsletter page which has a link.

    I see the same cast of characters listed on the other site, but is this the same as for AoS?

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (sKqQm)

    60 Happy Easter Monday!

    A crazy story out of Brazil concerns an Argentinian attorney being arrested for making racist gestures.

    https://archive.is/iNEDR

    Be careful out there!

    Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (GPa4z)

    61
    The first person who begins posting extended quotes from Welsh literature here during our Universe's expansionary phase spends a night in the box.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (xG4kz)

    62 Jenny Craig > Larry Craig

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

    63 I see Larry Craig is hosting the Morning Report today.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ufSfZ)

    MP, someone in the last thread asked if you've seen an uptick in sales after Sarah's post on Insty.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (1Ff7Z)

    64 Routines are everything.

    Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
    ---
    Minor quibble.

    A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

    That's basically why we are in the Middle East debacle we are in right now--a foolish consistency in foreign diplomacy and expecting different results.

    President Trump exploded all over that foolish consistency and dared to try something different.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)

    65 Off commie sock.

    Hope you are ok, J.J.

    Posted by: Inogame at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (53oGX)

    66 If you don't have Alter Net in your hate feed, you are missing out on some real gems.

    It's like our DU liaison in long-form rant.

    This weekend had a particularly juicy offering of incoherent rage.
    The usual sputtering about how Trump is everything evil, wrong and bad, etc., etc.
    Blah blah blah.

    But the amusing part was citing Trump "open the fuckin' Strait" as proof of his ... dementia.
    I don't know what kind of 5th Degree Secret Internet Doctor you have to be to remote diagnose dementia.

    But I do know that it'd be a pretty impressive--and hitherto unknown--species of dementia that saw the patient capable of writing topical, grammatically correct and lengthy posts to the internet.

    LOL, but they all know he has dementia ....

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (HXT0k)

    67 "Ring ding ding, what does the fox say?"

    https://youtu.be/3_e8bQ6i43o

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (2GVsD)

    68 I had to re-read about the Artemis II mission when it said "farthest mankind has gone."

    Turns out the mission won't orbit the Moon, but basically swing around it and come back. But it's doing that at an altitude over the lunar surface far greater than the Apollo missions.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (AkEZC)

    69 We find that our residents do better with strict schedules. Being able to count on meals, free time, basket weaving, to happen at regular intervals keeps the peace around here.

    Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)

    70 Take care of yourself, JJ.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

    71 Willowed:

    S'up, MP4?
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (bFu5X)


    Not much. Getting some much needed writing done. The current chapter has gone in a direction I didn't expect, so that's nice.

    We need to hit the range again.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ufSfZ)

    72 JJ: sorry to carp given your Herculean efforts to assemble these Morning Reports, but link to the piece on Trump's genius seems not to work. Thanks.
    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)


    https://tinyurl.com/58694cps

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

    73 64 Routines are everything.

    Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
    ---
    Minor quibble.

    A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

    That's basically why we are in the Middle East debacle we are in right now--a foolish consistency in foreign diplomacy and expecting different results.

    President Trump exploded all over that foolish consistency and dared to try something different.
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)

    ======

    My favorite demotivating poster says, "Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a f___ up."

    Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (GPa4z)

    74 In another significant case, Abdul Jalloh, a migrant from Sierra Leone with over 30 prior arrests on charges that include rape, assault, and theft, was charged with second-degree murder after a woman was stabbed to death at a bus stop in Hybla Valley.

    30?
    I watch a few court video on youtube
    Routine case
    Guns charge Robbery etc
    On parole 6X meaning his paroles are stacked on 6 more crimes.
    Judge seems more perturbed than outraged.
    I would be like

    Bailiff whack his peepee

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (/+uur)

    75 The Levee seems to have broke. Que - Led Zeppelin.

    Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (n17eQ)

    76 Krebs v Carnot:

    A functioning sewage system is indeed a marvel of modern living.

    Shame that in a multi-billion dollar effort, NASA failed to deliver. Put Toto as a sub on the next build, or go with SpaceX.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

    77 The margins were angry that day.

    Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (AlhUl)

    78 MR overdoses on margin steroids

    Posted by: Voter theater. at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (FCPbW)

    79 The Americans and Israelis will not topple the regime, but they will create the conditions for the Iranians to do so. This is as it should be, in order for the succeeding regime to have both internal and international legitimacy.

    To me it looks like everything is proceeding on plan. Maybe a bit slower than I thought, but the Islamic Republic is clearly on borrowed time.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

    80 MP, someone in the last thread asked if you've seen an uptick in sales after Sarah's post on Insty.

    I haven't checked. I should do that sometime today.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (ufSfZ)

    81 Minor quibble.

    A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.


    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)



    But that doesn't fit my narrative and it's all about the narrative, isn't it?

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

    82 54 The Paolo transitioned?

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)

    83 Of all mornings, this seems to be the most....


    recent?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

    84
    Is she a big blog? Roomy about the hips?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (xG4kz)

    85 No one is more pissed we rescued those pilots than Obama.

    Well, Valarie Jarrett and Susan Rice, maybe.

    But the thought of the propaganda value and humiliation of the US if Iran had captured either gave Obama his first erection in decades (that didn't involve a naked rent boy).

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (HXT0k)

    86 POLITICO, self-described as the “leading destination for non-partisan news and unbiased policy coverage,” is paying for services from Invariant, founded by Democrat mega-donor Heather Podesta.

    There is no source of news that is not either being paid for Dem Operatives or being researched by Dem Operatives to try to turn them.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (/+uur)

    87 If the astronauts wear their globe helmet do they smell the shit coming from the shitter?

    Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (n17eQ)

    88 Not much. Getting some much needed writing done. The current chapter has gone in a direction I didn't expect, so that's nice.

    We need to hit the range again.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM


    Nice. Glad things are working out well.

    I'll be in Greece the first two weeks of May. Other than that, I'm around for some range time after this coming weekend.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:36 AM (bFu5X)

    89 If the astronauts wear their globe helmet do they smell the shit coming from the shitter?
    Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (n17eQ)



    It's a great idea for a new show.......


    Compost.....In.....SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEE!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

    90 There is no source of news that is not either being paid for"

    Period. All "newz" is paid for by something. "non partisan" is "not possible".

    Ever.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

    91 79 The Americans and Israelis will not topple the regime, but they will create the conditions for the Iranians to do so.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

    TOUSI reported that Trump has been arming them since January. So all the bullsh*t he's been spewing that is being interpreted by the media as negotiations with IRGC or Pakistan seems to be a smoke screen. If this turns out to be accurate I will never doubt the donald again.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (kvcnI)

    92
    Low expectations:
    The key to satisfaction.

    Posted by: Motivational Posters, Inc. at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

    93
    Look, margins, you've been blown. Is this the "erection for four or more hours" that we're warned to tell doctors about?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (xG4kz)

    94 TOUSI reported that Trump has been arming them since January."

    Saw that as well... quite the claim, that is.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

    95 Think I like Harmeet Dillon at AG. Blanche seems too much of a deep stater.
    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (19SAM)
    =====
    Yes me too.

    A prayer for your complete and speedy recovery.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

    96 https://tinyurl.com/58694cps
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

    Thanks.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (fZiTB)

    97 So wide and loose. Like Hillary's bunny hole.

    Posted by: Webster Hubbell at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (3vrM2)

    98 The National Rifle Association issued a statement denouncing the planned Canadian confiscation.

    Remember this the next time they say it’s “not about confiscation.”

    If someone in the Gov asked about your gun
    its about confiscation
    If a Pol goes on TV and says something about guns
    its about confiscation
    If a TV reporter talks about guns
    its about confiscation

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

    99 Look, margins, you've been blown. Is this the "erection for four or more hours" that we're warned to tell doctors about?
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (xG4kz)



    I mean, I'm usually pretty raw around hour 2......

    Posted by: The Margins at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

    100 100

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

    101 The secret to margin mgmt is
    the return carriage to the
    next line
    maybe I’m getting the hang
    of it…

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (UvXT3)

    102 LinusVanPelt

    We can stand down the CVN battlegroups, the Marines, the 82nd Airborne and the B-2s at a date in the near future.

    Leave a USAF expeditionary force of fighters, bombers and some A-10s. With a Combat Search and Rescue force. Keep whacking the moles.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

    103 And in better news, my dog's bandage comes off today. Gotta love how they can time catastrophes on the day the normal vet is closed.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:39 AM (NR6c1)

    104 What’s Cooking on Orion?
    NASA’s Johnson Space Center Office Communications revealed that the food and drink menu aboard the Orion spacecraft is surprisingly diverse, comprising 189 unique items.

    The menu includes hearty dishes like broccoli au gratin, barbecued beef brisket, and macaroni and cheese, as well as healthy sides like butternut squash, cauliflower, and couscous with nuts. Breakfast options include vegetable quiche, breakfast sausage, and granola with blueberries, and drink offerings include coffee, green tea, and even mango-peach smoothies. For dessert, the crew will be enjoying cookies, cakes, and plenty of chocolate.

    ------------
    Bet the capsule stinks.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:39 AM (AkEZC)

    105 https://tinyurl.com/58694cps
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)



    Don't tell rotten peter.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

    106 I Saw Naked Rent Boys open for Poofter's Froth at the Nationwide Arena in '04.

    Posted by: Glam Rock Garry at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2)

    107 Criminal news of the truly odd:

    Thai police at a checkpoint stopped a pickup truck to find the driver smelled of booze. And driver failed a breathalyzer.

    What is the odd you say? The driver was actually a monk wearing a wig while his female passenger was toting his 9mm pistol in a shoulder bag. His monk robes were also found in the truck.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (2GVsD)

    108 Didn’t Trump hint that the Kurds
    stole weapons intended for the
    Iranian people?

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (UvXT3)

    109 If this turns out to be accurate I will never doubt the donald again.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (kvcnI)
    =====

    The Donald is already a
    World-Historical figure imho.

    As far as I am concerned,
    He kept his promise. This
    Alone is reason enough for me.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

    110 Today Is National Pajama Day.

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

    111 The secret to margin mgmt is
    the return carriage to the
    next line
    maybe I’m getting the hang
    of it…"

    Tap tap clickety click click tab DING
    tappety tappety click click tap DING

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)

    112 So wide and loose. Like Hillary's bunny hole.

    Posted by: Webster Hubbell at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (3vrM2)

    Damn you, autocorrect, for making that sound cutesy.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (dK+Kv)

    113 102 — NaCly Dog, I like your suggestion

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (UvXT3)

    114 Didn’t Trump hint that the Kurds
    stole weapons intended for the
    Iranian people?
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (UvXT3)
    *****
    Yes, he told that to Trey Yingst on FOX.

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

    115 92
    Low expectations:
    The key to satisfaction.
    Posted by: Motivational Posters, Inc. at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

    On the food thread yesterday, wine came with corks instead of boxes and someone had a problem with 250 pound liberal women...

    At least I can be 50% satisfied....

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (Sco7b)

    116 Old: In-depth reporting

    New: In-width reporting

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (qgHp7)

    117 man

    Tousi TV had videos of IRGC security/militia forces in a car being ambushed by Iranian citizens.

    This was a rural area, far from Tehran.

    So there could be unreported actions on the margins of IRGC control.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

    118 Tiny and stretched.
    Usually ace's MO, not J.J's.

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

    119 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)

    120 Even if the US has not been arming the Iranians, it messes with the thugs decision loops and heightens their paranoia.

    So winning.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (2GVsD)

    121 I did see a video (purportedly) of a Basij cop being beaten down and kicked to death by an angry mob. Good stuff. Funny.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

    122 So there could be unreported actions on the margins of IRGC control.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)
    =====

    IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MARGINS ARE OUT OF CONTROL HERE TOO

    Posted by: Ben Roethisberger at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

    123 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)




    But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

    124 As far as I am concerned,
    He kept his promise. This
    Alone is reason enough for me.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

    Comparing his second term admin to Biden proves that government regulation is the critical factor in a nation's economics.

    That kills any argument for socialism.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (kvcnI)

    125 I see no surrender forthcoming and the American public is fickle… so maybe Trump oughta pick a specific day (don’t advertise) and just be done after that day. April 15 is as good as any other day. Pay your taxes, be done with Iran… pivot to domestic issues. You can still drop bombs in the background

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:28 AM (uq8Bc)

    That's not an option.

    Recall what the media did with "Mission Accomplished." When we say we're done, we have to actually BE done.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (FmapG)

    126 >So there could be unreported actions on the margins of IRGC control.
    ----

    I saw on X where Iranian patriots are lighting fires near regime missile sites, so the Friendlies know where to drop bombs

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (ZxPkt)

    127 110 Today Is National Pajama Day.
    Posted by: redridinghood

    The Po-Jama People are boring me to pieces,
    They make me feel like I am wasting my time,
    They all got flannel up and down 'em,
    A little trap door back around 'em,
    And cozy little footies on their mind....

    Posted by: FZ Lyrics at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (oftw2)

    128 Thanks, Ben.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

    129 Goodness gracious. Looks like the morning report was slapped together almost as badly as the moon shot.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (g8Ew8)

    130 But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

    I’m already straining to read the font on my phone screen

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (uq8Bc)

    131 The driver was actually a monk wearing a wig while his female passenger was toting his 9mm pistol in a shoulder bag. His monk robes were also found in the truck.
    Posted by: Anna Puma

    **********

    Just another manic Monk day.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (qgHp7)

    132 Led Zeppelin, Tough Cookie/Half a Yard, Cooter, Hanoi Hustler, Joltin Josie, Polish Glider, Sinister Vampire, White Lightning, Frito Bandito, and Patience.

    All names of F-105 Thunderchiefs.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)

    133 Since Trump started taking out the drug boats it feels like we are seeing the real capabilities of our military in my lifetime.

    It was only a couple of months ago the military made one of the most impressive missions ever with the capture of Maduro and essentially taking Venezuela from the claws of the CCP and the mullahs. Then we got the Panama Canal back in western hands. Then Cuba imploded. And now the military is systematically taking down the terrorist regime that has been attacking us for 50 years while at the same time exposing NATO as a feckless, corrupt alliance that has long outlived its usefulness.

    And all of this will have huge implications not just for foreign affairs but also domestic affairs. There is only one true super power in the world and for once we are finally acting like it. The world doesn't need a weak America. It needs exactly what we are seeing.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)

    134 It's also,
    National Siamese Cat Day.
    I will have to give mine extra treats.

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

    135 Comparing his second term admin to Biden proves that government regulation is the critical factor in a nation's economics.

    That kills any argument for socialism.


    Yes but socialists will still insist that things failed because we didn't have enough government.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

    136 Washington Nearsider

    So, rather than foster peace. the media and the Dems actions demand more death and destruction in Iran. All because they are unhinged from reality.

    The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

    137 Goodness gracious. Looks like the morning report was slapped together almost as badly as the moon shot.
    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (g8Ew

    Nowhere near as good as my money shot!

    Posted by: Val Venis at April 06, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)

    138 Just another manic Monk day.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (qgHp7)

    Maybe she didn't like Monk days.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:48 AM (dK+Kv)

    139 So there could be unreported actions on the margins of IRGC control.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)


    Which would explain the previous reports of them sending for a bunch of their bully-boys in Iraq to come to Iran to try and hold on to power.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

    140 Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)

    Iran proves once and for all that China's military gear is mostly junk. They've demoted 10 senior officials including the guy responsible for the J20.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (kvcnI)

    141 The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    Just like North Vietnam after Tet saw the eradication of the Viet Cong in South Vietnam as an effective force.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)

    142 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)


    Real men (and women) are unbothered by expansive margins. Microscopic text, however, is a real concern.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

    143 The Diocese of Duluth, Minnesota, is seeing an increase of 145 percent. The Diocese of Pueblo, Colorado, is up 105 percent. In Tulsa, 115 percent. In Omaha, 100 percent. In Pensacola-Tallahassee, 144 percent. And these are increases over 2025, which was itself a record year in many of these places.

    Why is this happening? The bishops do not know.

    Well duh they are Bishops. Just about any leader once or twice removed from their mission have no fricking clue what is going on.
    That is why over the years when I was in church I like the American Methodist or the American Baptist.
    The Church was the local body of believers.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)

    144 John Kiriakou, ex-CIA, torture leaker, reported that there are scores of Afghan refugees who can’t get a job in Iran, who the Israelis used for intelligence to target IRGC generals and nuclear scientists, for a mere $200 a month.
    They were asked to get locations of their homes and cell phone numbers which were used to track them. After the 12-day war, Iran banned the remaining generals and scientists from carrying a cell phone, but defying logic, they allowed their guards to carry cellphones which were then used to track the generals and scientists.

    Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)

    145 Well played there Muldoon.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (2GVsD)

    146 Just another manic Monk day."

    *golf clap*

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)

    147 Iran proves once and for all that China's military gear is mostly junk. They've demoted 10 senior officials including the guy responsible for the J20.
    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (kvcnI)

    Demoted ?LOL... Israel will likely de-live them....

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (fQRW2)

    148
    Maybe she didn't like Monk days.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:48 AM (dK+Kv)



    She wished it were Funk Days.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

    149 margins are for losers!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (5vMyi)

    150 Lonnnnnnnnnng Lonnnnnnnnnng Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

    Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (FpHTM)

    151 Among the photos of the CSAR mission to recover the WSO who, with the pilot of the F-15E was downed in Iran, were a group of armed civilians near the area the recovery mission used.

    They were not aligned with the IRGC.

    They were there to hamstring the IRGC's efforts to capture the American airman.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (AkEZC)

    152 JJ is marching for No Margins Day

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (5vMyi)

    153 You Really Don't Want to Know

    Xi is in a lot of trouble. He can trust neither the military nor industry. And he seems to be hated by the peasants in China.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

    154 Ohhh.
    That's so much better gooderer....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

    155 The IRGC intelligence commander, a "brigadier general" was KO'd with a surgical air strike. They posted his photo -- another bearded, pot-bellied, ugly-looking bastard. These old Islamists all look the same.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (fZiTB)

    156 Ooh. A minor correction has been made.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

    157 For the hair-on-fire retards:

    ==
    https://is.gd/4eeZ3k

    @realrabbilinda
    Imaging losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions and thinking that America is winning the war in Iran 😂😭

    At this rate, Iran can absorb 52,000,000 strikes to down the remaining 4,000 US strike aircraft.

    America will lose.
    8:27 AM · Apr 5, 2026
    ==

    *waits for the retards to point out this was posted by a JOOO*

    Posted by: MATH?! on THIS blog?!?!?! at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (9vFyc)

    158 Yes but socialists will still insist that things failed because we didn't have enough government.
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

    Dems plan for the future
    tax it
    regulate it
    denounce it
    ban it

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)

    159 From Martin Iles, reposted:

    Having lived in the USA for nearly two years, I've realised something.

    The USA and the remainder of the Western world are no longer aligned.

    We all laugh and mock when the Americans say, "Freedom!" because we truly think we're as free as they are.

    Wrong. We're not. Not even close. The laws, the mindset, and the behaviour, is totally different in this regard.

    Most of all, the governments are totally different. The USA's convictions around core freedoms are on a scale we do not share.

    Meanwhile, Donald Trump wins the popular vote, the electoral college, the House, and the Senate... a man who, in every other Western country, is held in open derision, if not contempt.

    For these and other reasons, we are not the same.

    Yet the West, including Australia, fully expect to rely on the USA for our very survival.

    If the world turns bad (which will happen - only a question of time), then the whole West, without America, is toast.

    So, you may ask - if we're not very aligned ideologically, then it must be that we bring something to the party militarily?

    Well, no... actually... we don't matter that much militarily.

    Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

    160 Early in the Apollo program, NASA nutritionists concluded that Coffee had no caloric nor nutritional value and thus would not be included onboard the spacecraft.

    Wally Schirra, being an old Navy hand thought otherwise. He saw to it that Coffee was excluded at the NASA nutritionist office. After all, there is no caloric or nutritional value, they don’t need it either, then. Right?

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (kMjfk)

    161 Yes but socialists will still insist that things failed because we didn't have enough government.

    Yep.

    Point out how Obamacare raised healthcare costs and instead of reflecting on how more socialism made things worse they'll just say, still, but more socialism will solve them problem...we just didn't have enough!

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

    162 JJ prayers that whatever issues you are dealing with may go smoothly and to your satisfaction.

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (DoBxX)

    163 JJ-

    Blink in Morse code if you are being held hostage.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (qgHp7)

    164 Comparing his second term admin to Biden proves that government regulation is the critical factor in a nation's economics.

    That kills any argument for socialism.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (kvcnI)


    Except it doesn't.

    Because the argument for socialism is, and has always been, I want stuff and I want someone else to have to do what is needed for me to get it.

    You could say that it kills the argument for fascism, which the left loves, sexually, even though they're too stupid to know that. Except that the argument for fascism is, and has always been, I'm smarter than you so do what I say.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

    165 Soleimani’s niece seems to love posting pictures on Instagram wearing little, all while praising Iran and condemning Great Satan.

    She's a very mixed up chick.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (5vMyi)

    166 Wrong. We're not. Not even close. The laws, the mindset, and the behaviour, is totally different in this regard.


    In Europe it has become normal to jail people for saying things the government doesn't like.

    They are in no way free

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

    167 @realrabbilinda
    Imaging losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions and thinking that America is winning the war in Iran 😂😭

    At this rate, Iran can absorb 52,000,000 strikes to down the remaining 4,000 US strike aircraft.

    America will lose.
    8:27 AM · Apr 5, 2026



    Imagine being that f*cking stupid.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

    168 Iran proves once and for all that China's military gear is mostly junk."

    I note the gloom'n'doom patrol has now pivoted back to "ukrane and russia drones'n'stufff sooper outclasses anything USARMY is/has"

    Funny, they are.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

    169 My guess is the F15 was targeted with experimental Russia stuff.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

    170
    Is all this wide privilege foreshadowing a return of ... that guy ... on an ottoman?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (xG4kz)

    171 Imagine being that f*cking stupid.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

    it be joke

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

    172 Xi is in a lot of trouble. He can trust neither the military nor industry. And he seems to be hated by the peasants in China.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

    His problems with the military and industry are due to his own policies.

    The peasant hatred appears to be expanding to the middle class.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (kvcnI)

    173 161 Point out how Obamacare raised healthcare costs and instead of reflecting on how more socialism made things worse they'll just say, still, but more socialism will solve them problem...we just didn't have enough!
    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

    And then out of the other side of their mouth, they'll say that the point of Socialism is for the government to "wither away".

    Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (FpHTM)

    174 Experimental Russian stuff?

    KISS. It was a golden BB moment.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (2GVsD)

    175 New data from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shows that 75 percent of defendants in Fairfax County, Virginia, murder trials this year are illegal immigrants.
    ==================
    Sanctuary policies working just like they are supposed to work.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (5vMyi)

    176 Defund the margins!

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (77rzZ)

    177 J.J.'s Morning Report has broad appeal!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (kpS4V)

    178 Point out how Obamacare raised healthcare costs

    By design of course. The advocates were hoping that the destruction would be so horrible that government would shrug and say "I guess we need universal health care now."

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (NR6c1)

    179 So, rather than foster peace. the media and the Dems actions demand more death and destruction in Iran. All because they are unhinged from reality.

    The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

    The left and the media have ALWAYS been the only hope of America's enemies. Because they are also America's enemies.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (FmapG)

    180 If the world turns bad (which will happen - only a question of time), then the whole West, without America, is toast."

    This person speaks truth.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

    181 Fairfax County, VA needs to start giving away free needles.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)

    182 Common sense margin control, NOW!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

    183 And, we're back.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

    184
    The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    -----

    That is *always* the case - it's been a constant for more than half a century. It's the entire strategy of every single enemy:

    "The Americans' military is too powerful for us to beat - but it's less powerful than their Leftists, and their Leftists are all on our side. Just keep the military engaged, even if the cost is terrible - eventually they will grind down the weak will of the fickle American public, and victory will be ours."

    Thus far, it's worked every time.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)

    185 Voila! The Ozempic worked fast

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (fQRW2)

    186 168 Iran proves once and for all that China's military gear is mostly junk."

    I note the gloom'n'doom patrol has now pivoted back to "ukrane and russia drones'n'stufff sooper outclasses anything USARMY is/has"

    Funny, they are.
    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

    Tried Pen Testing China camera about 16 years ago.
    Hard coded admin and pw
    Running multiple web services
    2 or 3 backdoop Ip addresses
    etc

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)

    187 Margins restored

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)

    188 Should be fixed. If there are any broken links, please point them out.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (n9ltV)

    189 Soleimani’s niece seems to love posting pictures on Instagram wearing little, all while praising Iran and condemning Great Satan.

    She's a very mixed up chick.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (5vMyi)

    That's a man, man.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (dK+Kv)

    190 181 Fairfax County, VA needs to start giving away free needles.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)

    Judges would have accepted blindfolds and cigs.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (/+uur)

    191 YD

    #141

    Yep

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)

    192 John Kiriakou is a traitor and should be in jail for life:

    "Former CIA officer John Kiriakou pled guilty to repeatedly and unlawfully leaking the identities and classified operational roles of covert CIA officers to journalists.

    The leaked identities reached the defense teams of terrorist detainees at Guantanamo Bay, who used them to secretly photograph a covert CIA officer and show those photographs to high-value terrorist detainees.

    Seized emails later revealed he had disclosed information on dozens of CIA officers — far beyond what he was formally charged with.

    He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison. Following his release, Kiriakou worked for Radio Sputnik and contributed to RT, both of which are part of the Russian state media apparatus."

    Recently, he was a very special guest on Grandma Groyper's self alt-media podcast. Is starting to makes sense now? I hope it does.

    Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)

    193 @realrabbilinda

    ====

    I think it's a parody account like Lyle Culpepper

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

    194 By design of course. The advocates were hoping that the destruction would be so horrible that government would shrug and say "I guess we need universal health care now."

    This. Several even mentioned the Brit "stuff their mouths with gold" approach, and how that influenced their work....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

    195
    That's a man, man.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (dK+Kv)



    Then she'll be thrown from a rooftop soon enough.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

    196 Open Source Intel
    @Osint613

    Israeli Defense Minister Katz on the IRGC intelligence chief's death: "We will continue to hunt them one by one."

    He added: "I warned that if they continue firing at civilians in Israel, we will strike and destroy Iranian national infrastructure."

    https://tinyurl.com/4fw25smw

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

    197 By design of course. The advocates were hoping that the destruction would be so horrible that government would shrug and say "I guess we need universal health care now."
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (NR6c1)

    Medicare, Medicaid, and Obamacare are $3 T

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)

    198 New data from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shows that 75 percent of defendants in Fairfax County, Virginia, murder trials this year are illegal immigrants.

    And the fun part is that once redistricting passes, every Congressional district in Virginia (save one) will be governed by the voters in Fairfax County.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (FmapG)

    199 All those 'wide' jokes look pretty damned silly now.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (qgHp7)

    200 "The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope."

    Then it only makes sense we treat them like an actual enemy.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (fZiTB)

    201 > @realrabbilinda
    ----------
    she's a "military strategist" for codepink.

    LOL

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (AkEZC)

    202 Voila! The Ozempic worked fast
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (fQRW2)



    I think the margins went on the Jenny Crank diet. Smoke a little crank and watch the lb's just fly away.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

    203 Fairfax County, VA needs to start giving away free needles."

    How low FFAX has fallen.
    Sad, really. But hey, the diversity!

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

    204 194 By design of course. The advocates were hoping that the destruction would be so horrible that government would shrug and say "I guess we need universal health care now."

    It's Cloward-Piven all the way down.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (fZiTB)

    205 >>@EricLDaugh
    ·
    28m
    >>🚨 BREAKING: A 45-DAY CEASEFIRE plan that includes opening the Strait of Hormuz has been presented to the US and Iran by Egyptian, Pakistani and Turkish mediators

    >>The UAE has also offered assistance to keep the Strait OPEN under the right deal

    >>They're RUSHING to get peace because President Trump isn't bluffing about power plant-bridge day 🔥

    >>Tuesday, 8PM!

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)

    206 Thank you, CBD. You are a giver.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (u82oZ)

    207
    I guess the social workers sent here to defuse this crisis did their duty.

    You see, socialist solutions do work!!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (xG4kz)

    208 All seriousness aside, JJ, I hope you are OK.

    Thanks for all you do.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (qgHp7)

    209 All those 'wide' jokes look pretty damned silly now.
    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (qgHp7)



    *sobs*

    *runs from room*

    Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

    210 Danke schön CBD.

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (7fNaw)

    211 Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)

    I wouldn't trust them

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (fQRW2)

    212 I think it's a parody account like Lyle Culpepper

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)


    Yup. Or Niqab Nancy.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (n9ltV)

    213 In honor of all the Herculean work CBD does, let's skip the maple syrup and French Toast jokes for today.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)

    214 Should be fixed. If there are any broken links, please point them out.
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (n9ltV)


    See comment 72.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

    215 I must say, I'm still a bit queasy after seeing all those disgusting Peeps flavors in the ONT.


    Damn you, Doof.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

    216 >>> 213 In honor of all the Herculean work CBD does, let's skip the maple syrup and French Toast jokes for today.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)

    Awwww!

    *kicks dirt*

    Posted by: MATH?! on THIS blog?!?!?! at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (9vFyc)

    217 Ordinary American

    Universal Health Care kills valuable people to survive. Notice the no-load parasites get care, but grandmothers and older veterans are killed.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)

    218 The left and the media have ALWAYS been the only hope of America's enemies. Because they are also America's enemies.
    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (FmapG)

    The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.
    =====
    I have a solution.

    Posted by: Gen Augusto Pinochet at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)

    219 Danke schön CBD."

    I thought that was Wayne Newton...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)

    220
    All those 'wide' jokes look pretty damned silly now.
    Posted by: muldoon_/i]

    We only made them because all our pals here were making them, Mom!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (xG4kz)

    221 >>I wouldn't trust them

    I don't trust anyone but Elvis. And I keep him on a short leash.

    But something has to give by tomorrow evening or Iran is going to get flattened.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (viF8m)

    222 This was also from GatewayPundit. Pakistan is pushing for a ceasefire deal, you know the kind where the muslims get a chance to rearm and things restart again.

    Anyways, good luck with that as people have pointed out above.


    Pakistan has reportedly brokered a last-minute ceasefire framework dubbed the “Islamabad Accord” to prevent the total annihilation of the Iranian terror state.

    According to Reuters, citing two sources familiar with the matter, both Washington and Tehran have now received the proposal, which calls for an immediate ceasefire, reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, and a short window to hammer out a permanent settlement.

    Pakistan’s army chief, Field Marshal Asim Munir, has reportedly been in round-the-clock meetings with US Vice President JD Vance, special envoy Steve Witkoff, and Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi.

    The proposed agreement follows a two-phase structure:

    Phase 1: Immediate ceasefire and reopening of the Strait of Hormuz
    Phase 2: 15–20 days of negotiations toward a broader peace deal

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b)

    223 On the 45 day ceasefire I would say ok.
    But any launch of anything (even a spitball) means we destroy something big.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)

    224 A ceasefire gives us time to resupply and update intel.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)

    225 In honor of all the Herculean"

    Her-cu-lee-an
    or
    Her-cul-ee-an?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)

    226 The proposed agreement follows a two-phase structure:

    Phase 1: Immediate ceasefire and reopening of the Strait of Hormuz
    Phase 2: 15–20 days of negotiations toward a broader peace deal
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b)


    So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2)

    227 182 Common sense margin control, NOW!!!!
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

    183 And, we're back.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
    ----
    Ask and ye shall be answered...

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (ESVrU)

    228 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)



    But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......
    Posted by: Sponge


    Especially on a cell phone.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (U7QMZ)

    229 A ceasefire gives us time to resupply and update intel.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)


    Aircraft maintenance is probably needed.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

    230 Washington Nearsider

    What is on your workbench?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)

    231 The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    ==

    it's a million times easier for them now, they don't need to buy a newspaper anymore, all they need is a pakistani with a room full of cellphones, and a few loser podcasters

    Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (GD0B3)

    232 JackStraw posted something similar.

    But yeah, can't wait until tomorrow night! It'll be lit.
    Hopefully.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Sco7b)

    233 Gen Augusto Pinochet

    I like your plan. Sharks gotta eat, so this solves the media problem and feeds an apex predator, for Gaia.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (u82oZ)

    234 Newsweek: Trump’s Chances of Being Removed by 25th Amendment Climb. Prediction markets tracking the likelihood that President Donald Trump could be removed from office under the 25th Amendment saw a steady climb this weekend...

    Please. They KNEW Reagan's brain was mashed potatoes, covered it up, and used him as a puppet. This is standard fare for Republicans.

    Trump will never answer for his crimes. His lawyers are going to claim diminished capacity. He could basically do whatever the fuck he wants now.

    His staff are literally walking around in shoes that don't fit because they're afraid to take them off. It was test, to see who would submit to his bullshit.

    Pease stop posting articles about this or him being impeached. It’s going to take elections that give Democrats power, and even then the chances of him actually being removed from office will be almost zero.

    Newsweek is NOT a reputable news organization or news website. It is a clickbait website designed to lure in unsuspecting liberals by blowing smoke up their asses and while in that altered state of conscious they are shown advertisements for things liberals buy.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (JCZqz)

    235 And we are wide again

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)

    236
    So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2)



    No were in there does it tell the Iranian people to stop fighting.

    It just says we won't move forward in blowing their infrastructure off the map.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

    237 aaaand we're wide....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)

    238 What happened!??

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

    239 Where did our common sense margin control go?

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

    240 Trump's post cursing out the mullahs, making dire and credible threats in public, and blaspheming their false god is a new thing. That guy truly DGAF. It has to be extremely frightening for the rest of the world. It's the geopolitical equivalent of your step-dad coming through the door spitting nails and taking off his belt.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)

    241 So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2)


    Not really. They would not be a signatory to the deal so they would not be bound by it. It's always been on them to free themselves. A ceasefire could be the moment they're allowed to rise up as we'd no longer be bombing everything around them.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (ExV1e)

    242 And slender...er.

    Whew.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

    243 Yay!

    The wide jokes are funny again!

    Please don't be my fault.
    Please don't be my fault.
    Please don't be my fault.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Sco7b)

    244 phew.......

    I thought the margins were completely blown to the point they weren't coming back.

    Death by oral......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

    245 DAMN!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

    246 Scylla and Charybdis was never like this

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)

    247 These are crazy times.........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

    248 Uh oh. Margins blown again.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (77rzZ)

    249 Ok, someone's getting a free embarrelling.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)

    250
    This seems right on target.

    Basically explains how the whole of Western Europe became Our Lousy Kid living in Our Basement But has a Hugely Annoying Superiority Complex in a quick compact form:

    https://tinyurl.com/4xzky29n


    Via Insty.

    Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (iJfKG)

    251 Sefton!

    Don't save your version!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (n9ltV)

    252 And, suddenly, the blown margin comments are relevant again.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

    253 And then not.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

    254 Why would we agree to a mediated ceasefire? If Iran wants to end the bombing, all they have to do is announce Hormuz is open, they renounce any claim to stopping traffic through it, and they will no longer launch any missile attacks on anyone. Instant ceasefire.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (3jICl)

    255 No were in there does it tell the Iranian people to stop fighting.

    It just says we won't move forward in blowing their infrastructure off the map.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

    True, but if the Mullahs/Ayatollahs are allowed to continue "running" Iran they will go right back to seeking the bomb and terrorizing their people... Granted making the bomb will now be a bit harder...

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (fQRW2)

    256 Battle of the cobs.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

    257 The fight for margin control starts HERE!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

    258 Sefton!

    Don't save your version!"

    Save me JJ, I'm your only hope!

    /widemargins

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)

    259 Sefton is changing his nic to Sisyphus

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (3jICl)

    260 So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2



    No, I feel bad for them but I don't see this ending any other way.
    Otherwise this drags on forever and ever,

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (Sco7b)

    261 "We control the Margins, these are the Outler Limits."

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)

    262 All good, JJ!

    hope it's nothing too serious!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (MIIRH)

    263 Battle of the cobs.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

    Won't anyone think of the morons?

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (dK+Kv)

    264 One blown margin a month ought to be enough for anybody.

    Posted by: Karen McAwfl at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

    265 A fascinating X post about a device that was likely instrumental in the recovery of the F-15E WSO. Along with his pilot, soon after he landed. Combat Survivor Evader Locator (CSEL). 'Murican technology!

    https://tinyurl.com/bdhd3aan

    Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (5rh/l)

    266 All those 'wide' jokes look pretty damned silly now.
    Posted by: muldoon


    Professional hazard.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (diia5)

    267 Trump's post cursing out the mullahs, making dire and credible threats in public, and blaspheming their false god is a new thing. That guy truly DGAF.

    It has to be extremely frightening for the rest of the world. It's the geopolitical equivalent of your step-dad coming through the door spitting nails and taking off his belt.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


    If only. More swinging, less talking.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (U7QMZ)

    268 Any "peace deal" has to include Iran handing over its enriched uranium and access to storage sites.

    Things seem to be coming to a head here, if there was anytime to give the "GO" signal to the Iranian population...it's now....if they have some weapons. Can't say I blame the Kurds (if that story is true, maybe another Trump misdirection.) for keeping the guns.

    Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (F2sSv)

    269
    True, but if the Mullahs/Ayatollahs are allowed to continue "running" Iran they will go right back to seeking the bomb and terrorizing their people... Granted making the bomb will now be a bit harder...
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (fQRW2)



    Valid, but I think the people will continue to fight and the mullahs days will still be numbered, even IF Trump agrees to let them stay in command.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

    270 Schrödinger's margins.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

    271 in and out, and in and out, and in and out...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)

    272 DOWN GOES MARGINS! DOWN GOES MARGINS!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

    273 Much as I don't care for the Eagles (the band, not the team), this is a pretty tight live performance

    https://tinyurl.com/2f6m5m8t

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)

    274 Hold on to your hats, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

    Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (GD0B3)

    275 in and out, and in and out, and in and out...
    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)



    "It was light it was dark it was light it was dark it was light it was dark......"

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

    276 Daily Mail is trying to present Trump as a demented nutcase and JD as trying to "help"

    Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (kJmLc)

    277 This place has a nice short refraction period until the margins are ready to be blown again.

    Impressive for 29.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Sco7b)

    278 Wide margins
    Skinny margins

    Wide margins
    Skinny margins

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (AkEZC)

    279 in and out, and in and out, and in and out...

    Should have Socked as Lilli von Schtupp

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:11 AM (2GVsD)

    280
    John Kiriakou also palled around with Bill Richardson and John Kerry and was a very left wing political type before and after his prison stint. He later trashed them both

    His interview with Tucker Carlson was a skin-crawling experience, as are most of his YouTube tell-alls.

    Ditto on the lock up for life solution.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:11 AM (Y8DZL)

    281
    Should have Socked as Lilli von Schtupp
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:11 AM (2GVsD)



    He was too tired.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

    282 A fascinating X post about a device that was likely instrumental in the recovery of the F-15E WSO. Along with his pilot, soon after he landed. Combat Survivor Evader Locator (CSEL). 'Murican technology!

    https://tinyurl.com/bdhd3aan

    Posted by: Gref



    I saw a news article about that last night. They called it a small device.
    No, an Apple iTag is a small device.
    This was slightly smaller than a WWII walkie talkie.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:12 AM (U7QMZ)

    283 240 Trump's post cursing out the mullahs, making dire and credible threats in public, and blaspheming their false god is a new thing. That guy truly DGAF. It has to be extremely frightening for the rest of the world. It's the geopolitical equivalent of your step-dad coming through the door spitting nails and taking off his belt.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)

    Yes! And we need to pull all our assets from the slimey limeys who are busily undermining us.

    Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 09:12 AM (kJmLc)

    284 If only. More swinging, less talking.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (U7QMZ)

    There's been a lot of spanking so far. This is the part where it's come down to "for the last damn time - that room better be clean, or I'm gonna peel the bacon off your back, boy!"

    And I have no doubt he means it - he'll either get his demands, or shit's gonna get real in a hurry tomorrow.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (BI5O2)

    285 I had a few personal issues to deal with
    -

    Matzah constipation is hard!

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (5UTWB)

    286 He was too tired."

    Momma's got a squeezbox...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR)

    287 35
    Keep those margins this wide and Lena Dunham may pop in to say, "Hi!"
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

    If I stand next to this thread, I might look thinner!
    https://tinyurl.com/yc5keywm

    Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

    288 Now we are centered

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (2GVsD)

    289 Now we're centered.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

    290 Now, all we need is busty lesbian pron.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

    291 We are so going to get the flashing fonts at this rate.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (2GVsD)

    292 LMAO

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (dK+Kv)

    293 Someone needs to dig up Lamont the Big Dummy.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

    294 Where are you Chuy?

    You're our only hope.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

    295 Good morning!

    I hope your day off from the EMT essay finds you centered and strong!
    Ohmmmmmmmm!

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:15 AM (Suwql)

    296 I am feeling sooooo centered this morning.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:15 AM (U7QMZ)

    297 Basically explains how the whole of Western Europe became Our Lousy Kid living in Our Basement But has a Hugely Annoying Superiority Complex in a quick compact form:

    So, a commie nepo baby, basically.

    Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (JCZqz)

    298 Keep this up and the hamsters will go on strike.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

    299 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)


    But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......
    Posted by: Sponge

    Especially on a cell phone.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (U7QMZ)

    Whispers: "Use a laptop instead of a stupid phone".

    Posted by: Confucius say at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (5xuJ/)

    300 261 "We control the Margins, these are the Outler Limits."
    Posted by: Anna Puma

    I remember un-fondly the little knobs on the back of the black and white TV that you had to fiddle with to keep margin in line, as well as the one that kept flipping the screen up or down.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (Y8DZL)

    301 So I’m at the airport and in the time it took me to get through security the margins were fixed, blown again and then re-fixed. Hamsters are busy this morning!

    Security lines extremely short. TSA workers pleasant!

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (OW907)

    302 Pakistan is not to be trusted, ever. They don't like Iran or anyone else and are always playing all sides for their own advantage.
    Lady I know wmis an Indian from Suriname who said " never trust a Paki , shake your hand with one hand, stick a knife in your back with the other"

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (19SAM)

    303 I'd like to nominate Kurt Slichter for attorney general.

    Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (/TlUl)

    304 So, a commie nepo baby, basically.

    And the thread becomes about Hasan Piker. Shocking.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (2GVsD)

    305 Suddenly I’m feeling very centered!

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (OW907)

    306 End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    All over some onions in her burger

    https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

    307 "Do these margins make me look fat?"
    -- AoSHQ


    Birdbath status: just refilled, still being enjoyed by the local bluejays, spotted towees, robins, junkos, chicadees and more!

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql)

    308 Somebody got into the brown acid.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (viF8m)

    309 The formatting issues in this post are at almost Ace levels. JJ and CBD have launched a coup.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)

    310 Somebody got into the brown acid."

    Smoked?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)

    311 Octapus porn is next up here at AOS. That'll really blow the margins.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (T0ulU)

    312 @EndWokeness
    All over some onions in her burger

    https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb
    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)



    Like Ray said, assholes exist because you let them.

    Fry basket upside the head and dat bish stops.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    313 > Combat Survivor Evader Locator (CSEL). 'Murican technology!
    --------
    SatCom

    Nothing small about them. The original Iridium satphone was pretty big because of the antenna and related stuff to make it work.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (AkEZC)

    314 219 Danke schön CBD."

    I thought that was Wayne Newton...
    ------------
    I thought it was Ferris Bueller.

    Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (n17eQ)

    315 "Formatting wars, begun they have." - Yoda on the margins.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (2GVsD)

    316 Octapus porn is next up here at AOS. That'll really blow the margins."

    As long as it's not an ottoman...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)

    317 Dude. This is why I’m never here in the morning. Jeepers. Are y’all always stuck in the middle?

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (A5RD0)

    318 Octapus porn is next up here at AOS. That'll really blow the margins.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (T0ulU)




    Don't tease me.......

    Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

    319 I like how the left has to be pretend outraged at Trump using "fuckin'" or that he said "praise be to allah" on Easter.

    What none of them can say, and all of them pretend to not understand, is that "praise be to allah" translated to American is "fuck your puny fake-ass homo god--he didn't do shit, can't do shit, 'cause he is shit. Just like you."

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (HXT0k)

    320 DM banging on about Vance staying up all night to stop the war and get a peace deal. Such bullshit from the ummah in Londonistan

    Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (kJmLc)

    321 Like Ray said, assholes exist because you let them.

    Fry basket upside the head and dat bish stops."

    This. Some faces just need a good punch.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)

    322 174 Experimental Russian stuff?

    KISS. It was a golden BB moment.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (2GVsD)

    Yup.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (g8Ew8)

    323 I'm seeing things here today. Centrist things. Wide things. Stuff I've never seen before.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (T0ulU)

    324 304 So, a commie nepo baby, basically.

    And the thread becomes about Hasan Piker. Shocking.
    Posted by: Anna Puma

    !!! (whimpers, cowers on bed)

    Posted by: Kaya at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (JCZqz)

    325 End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    All over some onions in her burger

    https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb
    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)


    Something fatigue is a real thing.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

    326 Nurse

    wait until the margins reset to Extra Wide, again.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)

    327 Can someone explain why the comments keep getting fucked harder than raimando's mom on payday?

    Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (lZt8q)

    328 Dude. This is why I’m never here in the morning. Jeepers. Are y’all always stuck in the middle?

    Clowns to left, jokers to the right....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)

    329 Especially on a cell phone.
    Posted by: rickb223

    Whispers: "Use a laptop instead of a stupid phone".
    Posted by: Confucius


    Can't.
    Work has blocked AoSHQ.
    Their laptop, their rules.
    My phone, my rules.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (U7QMZ)

    330 Something fatigue is a real thing.
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)



    something something monkey something something something jungle.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

    331 A wfulm "first partner" Newsom's wife has never lived out of CA , and will take her kids on a trip to see the awful racist, bullying rednecks in the South and Midwest. These are Thomas Sowell's comments ( I think from the "Vision of The Anointed" but it might be from one of his other books):

    "The real motives of liberals have nothing to do with the welfare of other people. Instead, they have two related goals - to establish themselves as morally and intellectually superior to the rather distasteful population of common people, and to gather as much power as possible to tell those distasteful common people
    how they must live their lives."

    -Thomas Sowell

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (Nx5jP)

    332
    The Internet's always been an Insanity Generator.

    But, now it's more efficient.

    https://tinyurl.com/4fnp8vjv

    Progress!


    Via Insty.

    Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (iJfKG)

    333 aw c'mon man

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

    334 Can someone explain why the comments keep getting fucked harder than raimando's mom on payday?"

    Well, when mommy COB and daddy COB love ... tequila very much....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

    335 End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    All over some onions in her burger
    https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb
    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

    It is confused as it does not understand how the food is made and it responds with violence due to low IQ fight or flee behavior.

    Posted by: Dr. Frazier Crane at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (3vrM2)

    336 331-typo " Awful" first partner

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Nx5jP)

    337 The Marco with many jobs memes still crack me up. I saw one over the weekend with Marco dressed in a Bondi dress as he’s now added AG to his portfolio. Hilarious

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (OW907)

    338 This is doing more harm than good. We need truth-seeking AI, not yes-men in silicon.


    No. We need to nuke AI from orbit, just to be sure.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

    339
    Just for kicks and giggles, behold Thomas Edison's 1901 stag film:

    https://archive.org/details/TrapezeStripper

    Safe for work.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Y8DZL)

    340 What none of them can say, and all of them pretend to not understand, is that "praise be to allah" translated to American is "fuck your puny fake-ass homo god--he didn't do shit, can't do shit, 'cause he is shit. Just like you."
    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (HXT0k)


    As I understand it, according to Islam, everything happens in accordance with the will of Allah. So, all these dead Iranian leaders died because that's what Allah wants. Frankly, fighting against their fate demonstrates a lack of faith. They're apostates.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)

    341 and to gather as much power as possible to tell those distasteful common people
    how they must live their lives."


    This is part of it but should be called out as well...and to get as rich as possible doing as little work as possible

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (sKqQm)

    342 I give up.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (n9ltV)

    343 Of course they're up all night trying to get the deal. You don't scream "GIVE ME MY DEAL RIGHT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU BITCH," unless you really want the deal.

    Whether they get that deal is up to them. We want it. If they don't, so be it.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (BI5O2)

    344 something something monkey something something something jungle.......
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

    The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune
    So let's bungle in the jungle?

    Posted by: Jethro Tull at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (JCZqz)

    345 Middle of the road is trying to find me
    I'm standing in the middle of life with my plans behind me
    Well, I got a smile for everyone I meet
    As long as you don't try dragging my bay
    Or dropping the bomb on my street

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (ZxPkt)

    346 Actually, that was an easy fix!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (n9ltV)

    347 The longer you stay
    The more you pay
    My WIDE lines go a long way
    Either up your nose
    Or through your vein
    With nothin' to gain, except killin' your brain
    Freeze
    Rock
    Freeze
    Rock
    Freeze
    Rock
    Freeze
    Rock
    (Blow)
    (Ahhh) Higher, baby
    (Ahhh) Get higher, baby
    (Ahhh) Get higher, baby
    And don't ever come down

    Posted by: Grandmaster Flash at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (Suwql)

    348 Oh noes!

    CBD has thrown in the towel. Where is Pixy-misa?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (2GVsD)

    349 I give up."

    And just like that...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)

    350 Next up: everything in CYRILLIC!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (kpS4V)

    351 Given our current format I’ll just put this right here:

    https://youtu.be/ofs_GyQXJ9k

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (OW907)

    352 Huzzah!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (kpS4V)

    353 From “weeks away” to “no threat at all” — what changed?When the Iran Threat Vanished Overnight

    Link broken

    Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf)

    354 Eris

    I am holding out hope for flashing fonts.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (2GVsD)

    355 And for our next trick!

    UPSIDE DOWN!

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (Sco7b)

    356 Actually, that was an easy fix!
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


    LOL.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (U7QMZ)

    357 something something monkey something something something jungle.......
    ---
    I had to recently explain to someone, watching a video of one chimping out on some white girl, who lamented "why doesn't she hit back?!":

    While you see her hitting that girl, what you don't see is the pack of black girls behind her, and likely a few boys, who will instantly jump in and start beating on her if she dares swing back.

    It's a humiliation ritual of power.
    And the whole tribe will join to ensure the other tribe is humiliated.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (HXT0k)

    358 bear with asymmetrical balls

    Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (u82oZ)

    359 342 I give up.
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (n9ltV)

    All is vanity.

    Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (lZt8q)

    360 "I think I'm getting whiplash!" Tom said snidely.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (qgHp7)

    361 I have never commented on a work machine. One Party-loyal IT guy, and you're cooked.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

    362 Link broken"

    Attempt no fixes here.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (XuXeR)

    363 CBD will be doing YouTube videos of "simple hacks."

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)

    364 Many precede and many will follow
    A young girl's dreams no longer hollow
    It takes the shape of a place out West
    But what it holds for her, she hasn't yet guessed

    She needs wide open spaces
    Room to make her big mistakes
    She needs new faces
    She knows the high stakes

    Posted by: Dixie Chunks at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (Suwql)

    365 Anna Puma

    Ah, those glorious days of marching texts and blinking margins.

    Gone, like tears in the rain.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (u82oZ)

    366 "The real motives of liberals have nothing to do with the welfare of other people. Instead, they have two related goals - to establish themselves as morally and intellectually superior to the rather distasteful population of common people, and to gather as much power as possible to tell those distasteful common people
    how they must live their lives."

    -Thomas Sowell
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (Nx5jP)
    ================
    The lefties are too smug to learn from Sowell.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (T0ulU)

    367 Link broken"

    Attempt no fixes here.
    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (XuXeR)



    Yes. At this point, best well enough left alone.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

    368 "I think I'm getting whiplash!" Tom said snidely."

    "I am posting", Tom said woodenly...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

    369 Just for kicks and giggles, behold Thomas Edison's 1901 stag film:
    https://archive.org/details/TrapezeStripper
    Safe for work.
    Posted by: Auspex

    Hey, the kids think something from the archives is cool, and it's now in public domain!!! Let reboot it, but make her a trans black woman, who leaps from the trapeze and beats up the old white men exploiting her!!!

    Posted by: Hollywood Execs at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (JCZqz)

    370 Just nuke the link from orbit

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)

    371 At ZH a "Tyler" has posted an article suggesting the jooos are trying to frame the IGRC with false flag attacks against temples and banks across Europe: https://tinyurl.com/y4wpmtkp

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (cWLG3)

    372 Actually, that was an easy fix!
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


    Just want to take this opportunity to point out that we've had neither boxes in boxes nor blue comment text yet this morning.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

    373 >ELIMINATED: Majid Khademi, the Head of Intelligence of the IRGC.

    Khademi was one of the IRGC’s most senior commanders and had accumulated extensive experience over many years.
    ----

    not quite enough, it would seem

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)

    374 198 New data from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shows that 75 percent of defendants in Fairfax County, Virginia, murder trials this year are illegal immigrants.

    And the fun part is that once redistricting passes, every Congressional district in Virginia (save one) will be governed by the voters in Fairfax County.
    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (FmapG)

    Fairfax County would run 5 out of 11. Which is still ridiculous, but lets' keep it factual here.

    I mean, we still do have Richmond in the state, which carries the D...and usually the Charlottesville area (UVA land) that carries another...and of course, Arlington carrying its own always...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (tOcjL)

    375 Trump hasn't changed. 2013:

    https://tinyurl.com/5czj82ha

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (5UTWB)

    376 >>CBD will be doing YouTube videos of "simple hacks."


    LOL!
    Love the ones that are like: Here's a toothpaste hack - squeeze it from the BOTTOM! Genius!!

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (Suwql)

    377 337 The Marco with many jobs memes still crack me up. I saw one over the weekend with Marco dressed in a Bondi dress as he’s now added AG to his portfolio. Hilarious

    I loved that clip of Marco speaking at the meeting of Latin American Leaders, where he tells Trump he's going to repeat his remarks in Spanish and he doesn't need the interpreter.
    Add yet another job for Marco: He's his own interpreter.

    Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (gtcuf)

    378 Wonder if Israel would go along with the cease fire ?

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (FtULh)

    379 "I think I'm getting whiplash!" Tom said snidely.
    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM


    ISWYDT.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (bFu5X)

    380 After a crash course, the Iranian government still has not mastered the art of "how not to be seen."

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (2GVsD)

    381 Just want to take this opportunity to point out that we've had neither boxes in boxes nor blue comment text yet this morning."

    Just can't leave well enough alone, can we now?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (XuXeR)

    382
    ISWYDT.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (bFu5X)



    And you know who's really in their 29s,

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

    383 I was in a thread with about 190 comments and now I reenter and there’s around 380…. Mind blown

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (OW907)

    384 Mind blown
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (OW907)



    Don't give J J any new ideas.........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

    385 Are Solemani's niece and her skanky daughter deported yet?

    Rubio needs to send ALL the babies of America-hating tyrants back home.

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Suwql)

    386 And you know who's really in their 29s,
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM


    Guilty.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)

    387 Ok....Now they're just f*cking with us.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

    388 I was in a thread with about 190 comments and now I reenter and there’s around 380…. Mind blown"

    Smart Military Blog, this is.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)

    389 And here we go, ze boxes

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (2GVsD)

    390 Just can't leave well enough alone, can we now?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (XuXeR)


    I had to do it.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (n9ltV)

    391 Love the new graphic up top.

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

    392 You gotta be joking me.

    Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (lZt8q)

    393 Wait, whut?! First the margins, now they grays have taken control?

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)

    394 We're grays, man. We're greys.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

    395 I had a thing for Penelope Pitstop.

    Posted by: Wacky Willy at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (oftw2)

    396 Heh.

    What, no sanskrit font?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)

    397 >>The Marco with many jobs memes still crack me up. I saw one over the weekend with Marco dressed in a Bondi dress as he’s now added AG to his portfolio. Hilarious



    Yes!
    ANd dressed as an astronaut holding a plunger.

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)

    398 Someone decided to spice things up, this AM.

    Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (FpHTM)

    399 Now they're just f*cking with us.

    Are you a bear in the woods or just Leonardo DiCr@pio?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (2GVsD)

    400 I'm hoping the latest change is just CBD yanking everyone's chain.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (kvcnI)

    401 I had to do it.
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM


    Happy Monday!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)

    402 Is April 6th the new April Fools Day?

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

    403 Just another manic (and suddenly gray) Monday

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (OW907)

    404 It's a little early to be drinking

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)

    405 "Reid Wiseman told his two daughters where to find his will before he got on this rocket."

    https://tinyurl.com/37fhkn63

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (T0ulU)

    406 Art is up. Looks normal-ish.

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

    407 It's a little early to be drinking
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)



    Can't drink all day if you don't start early.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

    408 Define 'normal.'

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

    409 404 It's a little early to be drinking"

    404 = "drink not found"

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (XuXeR)

    410 Fairfax County would run 5 out of 11. Which is still ridiculous, but lets' keep it factual here.

    I mean, we still do have Richmond in the state, which carries the D...and usually the Charlottesville area (UVA land) that carries another...and of course, Arlington carrying its own always...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (tOcjL)

    It was my understanding that pieces of Fairfax would be in every district but one.

    Thanks.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (FmapG)

    411
    No time limitations on Bloody Marys.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (Y8DZL)

    412 Stupid animals just knocked over the garbage can and our garbage is all over the street. ... And I'm not talking about you people, either.~!!

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (diia5)

    413 Russia Providing Intelligence to Iran on American Bases in Middle East

    Providing intelligence to a terrorist state. Say, wouldn't it be a shame of the Chechnyan rebels all of a sudden had intel on vulnerabilities of Russian military installations there? I'm sure Russia would be more than flummoxed if that happened. Dangerous game to play, Vlady. Go F*ck yourself.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (ynpvh)

    414 It's a little early to be drinking

    Not if you identify as being in a different time zone.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (NR6c1)

    415 @413 The Chechnyans are fighting for the Russian army now.

    Posted by: Bigfoot at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (cWLG3)

    416 415 @413 The Chechnyans are fighting for the Russian army now.

    Posted by: Bigfoot at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (cWLG3)

    Well, the article mentions Ukraine, so I guess with them, or any other group that's a thorn in Vladi's ass.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (ynpvh)

    417 75% of Murder Defendants in This County Are Illegal Immigrants.

    It's because Virginia is Racissst!!!Eleventy! Just like they were to blacks the last two centuries!

    /sarc

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:13 AM (ynpvh)

    418 Header picture is appropriate. "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (O7YUW)

    419 Canada Going On Gun-Grabbing Spree...
    “Minister, the declaration period for firearms owners is scheduled to end next week. So far, only 2.5 percent of the estimated two million effected firearms have been declared and 98 percent [of] firearms owners haven’t made a declaration,”


    And this is when we find out how many will say they couldn't collect any and how many end up in body bags...
    I'm sure most people will just say they lost them in a boating accident...
    Why, Canada, won't you send your own Gestapo to do the deed, eh?

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

    420 Good morning, all. Thanks, J.J. 🙏

    How about the Obama/Easter Bunny meme posted in time for the Western Easter celebration?

    >Democrats
    @TheDemocrats
    Better times at the White House.
    (The Easter Bunny and former President Obama, both facing away from the camera.)
    10:15 AM · Apr 4, 2026 3.3M Views

    >Then, Fox News, Joe Biden
    'Democrats face backlash for leaving Biden out of Easter 'better times' post' Xusers quested why former President Joe Biden was not referenced in a Democratic Party Easter post about the White House, as criticism mounts in the replies.

    >But also this: National ToDay
    Washington Today 'By the People, for the People' 5 Apr 2026, 'Democrats Face Backlash for Leaving Biden Out of Easter 'Better Times' Post' The party's social media post featuring Obama sparked criticism for omitting the current president.

    In part, "Social media users questioned why the party appeared to invoke nostalgia for the Obama White House while bypassing Biden's presidency altogether.

    Why It Matters
    The post drew attention for omitting Biden, despite the Democratic Party's past public support for the current president. The reaction follows a similar controversy

    Continued -

    Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:17 AM (NFX2v)

    421 involving Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom's press office, which was criticized for a message that encouraged users to repost "if you miss having a President with a functioning brain," alongside an image of Obama."

    ALWAYS engaging in nonsense during specific religious holidays.
    'Current' president, Biden?
    What is Washington Today 'By the People, For the People' News?
    Fortheppl dot org?

    BTW, Roll Call dot com, Jan. 30, 2013: Obama: ‘I Am Not a King’ on Deportation Policy

    "President Barack Obama demurred Wednesday when asked on Spanish-language television whether he would consider a moratorium on deportations of undocumented people without a criminal record.

    “I think it’s important to remind everybody that, what I’ve said previously, I am not a king, I am head of the executive branch of government,” Obama said in an interview with Univision. “I am required to follow the law, and that is what we’ve done.”
    ---
    How dare millions here & in other countries hold 'No Kings' marches with CURRENT President Trump & his administration as the target when the Obama administration has NEVER PEACEFULLY TRANSITIONED OUT OF ELECTED OFFICE. (Emphasis mine.)

    --
    Good day 🤗

    Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:17 AM (NFX2v)

    422 Ceasefire only if all IRGC turn themselves in to an Iranian civil authority designated by the US as a transitional government.

    Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:19 AM (y2f7I)

    423 “Canadian officials swore up and down that their so-called ‘common-sense’ gun grab was only about public safety. We told you exactly where this was headed: mandatory registration and mass confiscation,” NRA Director of Public Affairs Justin Davis said in a statement posted on X. “This should not be a surprise; the endgame for all gun-grabbers is always gun confiscation-every single time. Americans should take note that once they start down this road, they never stop at ‘reasonable’ restrictions. They keep coming until your rights are gone.”

    Always. This is what ALWAYS happens. They don't want safety, they want the Gov't to have all the power, which is antithetical to our Constitution.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:22 AM (ynpvh)

    424 100% of clickbait headlines use “this”.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)

    425 424 100% of clickbait headlines use “this”.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)

    100% of days end in day.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (ynpvh)

    426 and Easter is NOT a day.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:58 AM (ynpvh)

    427 Regarding the threat of Iran.
    The naysayers tell us it is weak and no threat, but large, powerful and technologically advanced nation that we cannot defeat.
    Schrodinger's Enemy.

    Posted by: Giving Elizabeth Warren all my charitable contributions at April 06, 2026 08:58 PM (T9wuC)

    Daily News Stuff 6 April 2026

    Top Story



    Tech News

    • Apple continues to roll out device-level age verification. (9to5Mac)

      First Britain, now Singapore and South Korea. Though they do use the age of your Apple / iTunes account to calculate that, and mine is at least 14 years old, and you have to be 13 to have an Apple account, making me 27.

      Good to know.

      Also, this is only if you want to download "mature content" through Apple services, and why the hell would anyone do that?


    • Apple has just approved drivers to let users attach external GPUs to Macs. (Tom's Hardware)

      Given that there are now zero Macs that support internal GPUs, this is kind of a big deal.

      Because the alternative would be to just install the driver without Apple's approval.


    • Microsoft hasn't had a coherent GUI strategy since Petzold. (Jeffrey Snover)

      Charles Petzold wrote the seminal book Programming Windows.

      In 1988.


    • The XFX Swift Radeon RX 9060 XT OC Gaming Edition is $460 on Amazon. (WCCFTech)

      That's a 16GB model, so the MSRP is $350. Given the clusterfrog of current hardware prices, that might not seem too bad.

      But in Australia right now, you can pick up that exact model on Amazon for the equivalent of $310 before tax. I have to pay that tax (10% GST), but you don't.

      Not sure if you can order from Amazon Australia in the US, or if it just laughs in your face and redirects you.


    Musical Interlude






    Disclaimer: Yes, that's precisely what it's about.

    Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Morning all

    Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2026 04:04 AM (lJ0H4)

    2 😻

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 04:07 AM (7fNaw)

    3 Morning!

    Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 06, 2026 04:07 AM (BLOW1)

    4 w00t

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:08 AM (fNISR)

    5 Mornin'

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 04:09 AM (sAmhv)

    6 Guten morgen, horde.

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 04:09 AM (7fNaw)

    7 1 Morning all
    Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2026 04:04 AM (lJ0H4)

    It's Tuna-time!

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:12 AM (fNISR)

    8 Artemis II Orion Integrity is 32,600 or so miles from the moon.

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:16 AM (fNISR)

    9 The Masters is on this week!

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 04:23 AM (sAmhv)

    10 NASA’s Artemis II Daily News Conference (April 5, 2026) (1 hour)

    https://tinyurl.com/4smetay8

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:31 AM (fNISR)

    11 Flying the airlines this morning.

    CID-DFW-BOI.

    5:05 AM departure.

    Paranoia about oversleeping gets me up an hour ealier than planned, at 1AM.

    To my surprise, gas stations around these parts are actually closed at 2AM.

    TSA doesn't open for 'business' till 0400.

    Oh well, ahead of schedule, way better than the alternative.

    Have a Blessed Day, everybody!

    Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at April 06, 2026 04:34 AM (Ww5zr)

    12 11 Oh well, ahead of schedule, way better than the alternative.

    Have a Blessed Day, everybody!
    Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at April 06, 2026 04:34 AM (Ww5zr)

    WAAAY better!

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:36 AM (fNISR)

    13 covfefe

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:53 AM (fNISR)

    14 Man writes on God's forgiveness and Exodus 32:15-24 in this Christian devotional from ""Our Daily Bread":

    https://tinyurl.com/4e8bkdsv

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 04:59 AM (rZCVI)

    15 Dolly Parton sings an Easter hymn, "He's alive":

    https://tinyurl.com/yu9xusmh

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:01 AM (rZCVI)

    16 And in yesterday's "God incident " when I ask God to show me something of His grace and glory and goodness, I saw a white tree that looked just like a heart shape and it had beautiful white flowers. Also there was a lady talking to one of the workers at the look convenience store and was telling her she was praying for her ( The worker has cancer) . She mentioned that she would ask her family to pray because they are pastors. We had a nice conversation about that.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:08 AM (rZCVI)

    17 I am thankful to the Lord that dear spouse is off today so we can take a nice walk together.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:09 AM (rZCVI)

    18 I miss 3D buttons. The flat look is aesthetically sleek, but I think it's a worse UI from an intuitive cognitive-functional perspective. So why is that one sketchy fad the one that stuck around, and never got renounced by the next batch of developers?

    Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:11 AM (Sy6m/)

    19 G'Day everyone
    Forgot to put on alarm because Friday

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:11 AM (Ia/+0)

    20 >>Microsoft hasn't had a coherent GUI strategy since Petzold.

    Buy a Mac, install Parallels, install Win 11, install your Windows apps, enter coherence mode, hit command space bar and type in the name of any app or file you want to interact with in Widows, done.

    You never have to interact wiith windows shitty gui ever again.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 05:12 AM (XV/Pl)

    21
    g'mornin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 05:21 AM (tljrc)

    22
    Good morning, Hordians.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 05:35 AM (tgvbd)

    23 Good morning, everyone! It was a wonderful Easter despite having to take my dog to the vet's the day before. Had a meal at the mother-in-law's house and chatted with my mom when I got home.

    And now I'm back at work. At least I have coffee.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 05:38 AM (NR6c1)

    24 And another bit from "The Joy of Full Surrender" by Jean Pierre de Caussade, the 17th and 18th century Jesuit, from the Paraclete Press:

    Onward, my soul, through weariness, sickness, times of dryness, flares of temper, weaknesses of mind, the snares of the devil and of other people, through suspicions, jealousies, evil imaginations,and prejudices ! Let us soar like the eagle above all these clouds with eyes on the sun and on its rays of light , which represent our obligations. Doubtless we may feel these trials. It is not for us to be insensitive to them, but let us remember our life is not a life of feeling. Let us live on the higher regions of the soul where God and his will form an eternity, where there is no variation or shadow due to change.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:39 AM (Nx5jP)

    25 I was just through the Dallas area last week (all business, no time for fun). Security at PHL took all of ten minutes. DFW took literally less than a minute. They were just opening up when i got there, and only a handful of people ahead of me.

    I was expecting a debacle, but it wasn't bad at all.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 06, 2026 05:41 AM (Ot/FD)

    26 Happy-ish Monday morning ...

    Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 06, 2026 05:45 AM (3ZUWJ)

    27 Evening and morning, satellites of the vast AoSHQ Empire!

    Monday. Okay. It's Monday. But:

    "Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 05:45 AM (wzUl9)

    28 And Good Night to the insomniacs ...

    Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 06, 2026 05:46 AM (3ZUWJ)

    29 Anyway! It's raining lightly here, which I did not expect when I went to bed last night. On the good side? It's 63 instead of the 73 it's been recently. The temps will go back up shortly, of course, but it's a nice change.

    What's up with you this Monday?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

    30 Rabbis daughter from The International Fellowship of Christians and Jews ( She lives in Israel) writes on "Blessings from the heart" and Leviticus 9:22:

    https://tinyurl.com/3j592fcd

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:51 AM (7RYym)

    31 BOING!

    Whoa! Monkees vid woke up some dormant neurons.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 05:52 AM (5UTWB)

    32 “ “I am the good shepherd; I know my sheep and my sheep know me— just as the Father knows me and I know the Father—and I lay down my life for the sheep. “

    John 10;14-15

    Posted by: Marcus T at April 06, 2026 05:57 AM (E24OL)

    33 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

    Posted by: olddog in mo at April 06, 2026 05:58 AM (bQ4nt)

    34 People dismissed the Monkees out of hand in 1966, I guess. But their comic routines set to music have since been compared to the work of the Marx Brothers, and hailed as proto-music videos. Without knowing it they were prefiguring MTV 14-15 years early. They may well have been copying Groucho, Harpo, et al. -- nothing wrong with that -- but they did some pioneering as well.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

    35 Birdbath status?

    Posted by: Just Wondering at April 06, 2026 06:01 AM (2Ez/1)

    36 The "Ace" Channel (American Classic Entertainment) was showing an episode of the 1950s Mike Hammer w/ Darren McGavin. The problem with the channel so far is that they clip off the credits at the end. They don't even run them at high speed in that tiny little window over the last scene, which is infuriating enough, but just chop straight from one show to the next, or to an infomercial.

    Movies! is far better in the way it treats the material, and it's closed-captioned as well.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 06:04 AM (wzUl9)

    37 Thanks Pixy, love the Monkees

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:06 AM (kGX7z)

    38 Still here and coffee isn't getting me motivated

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:06 AM (Ia/+0)

    39
    Maybe they're false-flag rage-bait bot posts, but I've seen some X-ish memes asking whether losing a lot of equipment to rescue a pilot was really a great success.

    During the battle of Crete in 1941, British Army commanders were concerned about losses of ships involved in the evacuation of troops. Admiral Sir Andrew Cunningham, the Royal Navy commander replied, "It takes the Navy three years to build a ship. It will take three hundred years to build a new tradition. The evacuation will continue."

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:06 AM (tgvbd)

    40 I have no nostalgia for the Monkeys, yet certainly watched them as a kid

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:07 AM (Ia/+0)

    41 Was hit by a tough cold yesterday. Hope today is an improvement!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:08 AM (kGX7z)

    42 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

    Rejoinder: I'll meet you at the station.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 06:09 AM (GDFK9)

    43 but I've seen some X-ish memes asking whether losing a lot of equipment to rescue a pilot was really a great success.

    Best response I saw on Twitter was from Stocking Mill Coffee:

    "Wait until all the Europeans who are incredulouspoasting about the material we’re willing to lose to save a single American learn how many European lives we’re willing to lose to save a single American"

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 06:10 AM (NR6c1)

    44
    Microsoft hasn't had a coherent GUI strategy since Petzold. (Jeffrey Snover)


    Sure they have!

    Create a shitty interface experience for users by introducing intrusive apps that insist upon themselves (e.g. Clippy) or "upgrade" the users' browser experience by "re-imagining" their web browser (and insisting, as often as possible, that it be used).

    Having been rebuffed in such subtle approaches, bundle all the ca-ca ware into an O/S upgrade and insist that the user smear that feces all over the user experience. And if the user refuses to "complete the install", as they term it, come back on a regular basis to remind them to do so.

    It all comes vack to MSFT's credo: "You're just a user (rhymes with loser) who cannot be allowed to say 'no'"

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:11 AM (xG4kz)

    45 "Wait until all the Europeans who are incredulouspoasting about the material we’re willing to lose to save a single American learn how many European lives we’re willing to lose to save a single American"
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 06:10 AM (NR6c1)
    -----------------
    Brilliant.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:13 AM (kGX7z)

    46 Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:08 AM (kGX7z)

    May the Lord give you healing soon.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 06:14 AM (ix8EF)

    47
    I've seen some X-ish memes asking whether losing a lot of equipment to rescue a pilot was really a great success


    We recover our own who are defending our freedoms. You abandon your own, in your own countries, to foreign invaders who are quite clear that they intend to quash such freedoms.

    Now, go get your shinebox, Euroweenies.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:15 AM (xG4kz)

    48 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:06 AM (tgvbd)

    Thanks; That's a nice account.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 06:15 AM (ix8EF)

    49 35 Birdbath status?
    Posted by: Just Wondering



    Birdbath opened for The Monkees once. Never got big. America wasn't ready for a jazz band that used kazoos.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 06:15 AM (sAmhv)

    50 The rescue made my Easter a brighter, happier day. What a great thing to see that man come home safely. Thanks to all the Iranians who blocked roads to prevent the mullahs from capturing him.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:16 AM (kGX7z)

    51 Clear, very little wind but cool out
    Have a great day horde

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:18 AM (Ia/+0)

    52
    I'm 29 enough to remember when all the "experts" and "public intellectuals" said that the Soviet Union wasn't going anywhere and we just had to learn how to accommodate ourselves to live with them. Stupid ol' Ronald Reagan didn't agree with that and 10 years later the Soviets were out of business.

    Now we have recently had "experts" and "public intellectuals" saying that Iran is a regional power and they're just too big to do anything about and we just have to learn how to accommodate ourselves to live with that. Stupid ol' Donald Trump didn't agree with that and the mullahs are being shown the door.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:25 AM (tgvbd)

    53
    Birdbath status?
    Posted by: Just Wondering


    The birdbath here at Casa de KvC is in the midst of hosting an el swanko birdbath with scented petals that dropped from our Flowering Magnolia scattered upon its waters. That'll last for another week.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:26 AM (xG4kz)

    54 Very satisfying series win over the Cubbies yesterday for your Cleveland First Peoples. Don't tell grammie, she needs to hear only good things in her recovery

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:28 AM (+PwsD)

    55 The Pittsburgh Pirates have won 5 straight and swept the Orioles this weekend.

    I will NOT buy those WS tickets but they do look pretty good right now.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 06:30 AM (sAmhv)

    56 What's up with you this Monday?
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

    Spouse and I are going to get a coffee and see if they have any flowers blooming in the gardens of the local institution of higher learning. Later today we will go see "A Great Awakening". a "Sight and Sound" movie ( They usually do shows based on Biblical stories) about the friendship of George Whitefield, the 18th century English evangelist and Benjamin Franklin.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 06:33 AM (rZCVI)

    57 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 36 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high of about 48 predicted.

    I'm up to do some work on my new book. After that is a trip north to NH to a place called Squamscot Beverages, where they make their own tonic* (including sarsparilla). Sadly, the couple that own the business are selling it, so this may be my last batch.

    *you call it soda or pop. I call it tonic.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 06:33 AM (ufSfZ)

    58
    Cleveland First Peoples


    Hah!

    Pittsburgh Seagoing Persons of Plunder is next.

    Sure, the hometown fans' cheers will have to be revamped, but it'll be worth all the goodwill that will spring up in this country's nests of pirates, like Minneapolis and Los Angeles.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:34 AM (xG4kz)

    59 MacBook Sky update. Runs very smoothly and its nice to be able to have it sit on my lap and not feel like its burning a hole through me. My other laptops run pretty hot and I usually have them sit on top of something (book or magazine). I don't have to do that with this MacBook. I have an adapter coming in today via Amazon so I can attach some of my external HDs to it. I do like that it's very light. 2-3 pounds.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 06:34 AM (sAmhv)

    60 A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.

    I'll have complete details on the Sunday Book Thread, but anyone interested can probably get the 411 with a quick search/

    Hope you all have a lovely day.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 06:36 AM (ufSfZ)

    61
    Thanks to my work this weekend, I have now qualified for the Most Useless Credential in the World. I took the course, passed the test and did the trials to become an AKC Certified Steward for conformation shows. Which is something I've been doing for 30+ years but now I get a shiny badge and a decoder ring to acknowledge it.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:36 AM (tgvbd)

    62
    Hope you all have a lovely day.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 06:36 AM (ufSfZ)


    Hey, MP4! I saw you got a plug from Sarah Hoyt at Insty. Well done, well done, sir!

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:37 AM (tgvbd)

    63 I've been doing for 30+ years but now I get a shiny badge and a decoder ring to acknowledge it.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:36 AM (tgvbd)
    -----------
    Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 06:38 AM (GDFK9)

    64
    I took the course, passed the test and did the trials to become an AKC Certified Steward for conformation shows. Which is something I've been doing for 30+ years but now I get a shiny badge and a decoder ring to acknowledge it.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


    Congrats and all that, but you ought to insisted upon a dental plan sweetener to go along with such a high honor.

    And that decoder is rigged. Every message decodes to "Buy more doggie treats".

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:41 AM (xG4kz)

    65 G'mornin' everyone!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 06:43 AM (MIIRH)

    66 I'm 29 enough to remember when all the "experts" and "public intellectuals" said that the Soviet Union wasn't going anywhere and we just had to learn how to accommodate ourselves to live with them.

    I also remember the crying when the Berlin Wall came down. It was wonderful.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 06:44 AM (NR6c1)

    67
    I'll tell you why I really, really loathe the whole daylight savings time hogwash. It's because this household's Portuguese Water Dog refuses to acknowledge that anything has changed.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:46 AM (xG4kz)

    68 Good morning all.

    Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 06, 2026 06:46 AM (S+2Xo)

    69 Good morning morons

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

    70 A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.

    I'll have complete details on the Sunday Book Thread, but anyone interested can probably get the 411 with a quick search/

    Hope you all have a lovely day.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026


    ***
    My best choice for that hasn't been self-published yet. They also have an Annual Writing Competition for short stories -- Early Bird deadline 5/4, regular deadline 6/1 -- but the word limit is 4000, and my best stories come in around 5000. I'll have to see if I have a really good one that is close to 4k.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 06:51 AM (wzUl9)

    71
    I'll tell you why I really, really loathe the whole daylight savings time hogwash. It's because this household's Portuguese Water Dog refuses to acknowledge that anything has changed.
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:46 AM (xG4kz)


    The switch back from Daylight to Standard is the worst. Diana lets me know in no uncertain terms that her dinner is an hour late and she is wasting away as an emaciated wreck even though she has a full bucket of kibble available.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:53 AM (tgvbd)

    72 71, that seems to be a universal feature in the canine world

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 07:00 AM (MIIRH)

    73 Eh, dogs get fed at 6 a.m. and 6 p.m. during DST, 5 a.m. and 5 p.m. during CST.

    Speaking of which, time to feed the dogs.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 07:01 AM (Y1sOo)

    74 mornin yall. I see that Trump wants to get us out of the North Antarctic Treaty Organization. Good. We don't need those damn penguins anyway.

    Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

    75 A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.

    Guess I won't be entering. You have to send a physical printed book and mine's nowhere near being published.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:01 AM (1Ff7Z)

    76 A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.
    *
    Guess I won't be entering. You have to send a physical printed book and mine's nowhere near being published.
    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026


    ***
    The implication, too (though I need to reread the rules), is that the work has to have been offered for sale as well.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

    77 Yonder Horde.

    The weekly chore of cutting grass has commenced. Saturday I regraded the driveway after the winter took its toll on it. That'll have to come off before any mowing. Looks a bit frosty out there right now...

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 07:05 AM (AkEZC)

    78
    A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.

    "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"

    *crosses out irritably*

    "Call me Ishmael."

    *tears up paper angrily*

    "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."

    *stalks from room in a rage*

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:06 AM (tgvbd)

    79 Time I shaved and showered, I guess. Later!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:06 AM (wzUl9)

    80 The Dodgers are in the news, telling an 81 year old season ticket holder they refuse to give him paper tickets, only digital versions. He does not have a smartphone so he cannot use the tickets he owns.

    What BS.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:07 AM (adwAx)

    81 He does not have a smartphone so he cannot use the tickets he owns.

    "If you do something that causes your boss to talk to reporters or the PR Department to miss your nap, you are going to have a Very Bad Day."

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:08 AM (NR6c1)

    82 I hate how everyone assumes you have a smartphone nowadays. You don't get texts? How do you find the way out of the cave you live in?

    Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:08 AM (vFG9F)

    83 Time I shaved and showered, I guess. Later!
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:06 AM (wzUl9)
    -------
    Fancy! I bet you wear pants too!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:08 AM (adwAx)

    84 heh. Miss their nap. Darn my lack of editing.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:09 AM (NR6c1)

    85 I hate how everyone assumes you have a smartphone nowadays.

    My mom has been dealing with the VA and Kaiser and she keeps having to explain that she doesn't have a smartphone.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:09 AM (NR6c1)

    86 The implication, too (though I need to reread the rules), is that the work has to have been offered for sale as well.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

    That I don't know. I did notice their page was filled with women writers and males who looked less than manly. Don't know as they'd like what I write anyway.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:11 AM (1Ff7Z)

    87 We are going to send you an email with a code to enter when we send you a text so you can log in to our web site but first you have to find all the traffic lights in these pictures.

    Posted by: Customer Service at April 06, 2026 07:11 AM (vFG9F)

    88
    The Dodgers are in the news, telling an 81 year old season ticket holder they refuse to give him paper tickets, only digital versions. He does not have a smartphone so he cannot use the tickets he owns.

    What BS.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:07 AM (adwAx)


    "Look, we can't accommodate every loser who's not tech savvy. Get with the 21st Century you old coot." - Dodgers ticket office

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:12 AM (tgvbd)

    89 In local news, one fellow was so excited about Easter he got drunk and crashed into a church.

    Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:16 AM (vFG9F)

    90 Meanwhile, NASA is celebrating sending four people up to view the backside of the moon. It looks a lot lime the front, I'll bet.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:18 AM (adwAx)

    91 "Meanwhile, NASA is celebrating sending four people up to view the backside of the moon. "

    Moon mooned?

    Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:19 AM (vFG9F)

    92 CBD would tell is that if David Hockney were to paint the moon, he would certainly use the backside view, his favorite in all things.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:22 AM (adwAx)

    93 I did notice their page was filled with women writers and males who looked less than manly. Don't know as they'd like what I write anyway.
    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:11 AM (1Ff7Z)


    I have no expectation of winning the grand prize or even one of the $1000 consolation prizes. And probably not even an honorable mention. But I might as well try.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 07:23 AM (ufSfZ)

    94 89 In local news, one fellow was so excited about Easter he got drunk and crashed into a church.
    Posted by: fd


    You take the sacramental wine during the service!

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:23 AM (NR6c1)

    95 Good morning . Getting ready to start my dental implant in a couple of hours. The initial part. Probably not as much fun as it sounds.

    Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 07:25 AM (pDt9x)

    96 Probably not as much fun as it sounds.

    Good luck.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:27 AM (NR6c1)

    97 96 Probably not as much fun as it sounds.

    Good luck.
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:27 AM (NR6c1)

    Thanks. If it goes well I may do a couple more.

    Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 07:28 AM (pDt9x)

    98 I have no expectation of winning the grand prize or even one of the $1000 consolation prizes. And probably not even an honorable mention. But I might as well try.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 07:23 AM (ufSfZ)

    Of course! You've published, and they want a hard copy. All my stuff is unpublished electrons on a page, unwanted by anyone so far.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:28 AM (1Ff7Z)

    99 Checking Amazon Australia for that XFX Swift RX 9060 XT card... Sort price low to high ... and it's gone. "No featured offers available"

    Figures.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:28 AM (O7YUW)

    100 100

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:29 AM (O7YUW)

    101 Because after missing the card, I was claiming the 100. Hmph.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:29 AM (O7YUW)

    102 One of the weirder things about the Cold War was the concept of “stability”, the idea of “assured destruction”, that since both Soviets and Americans could destroy each other completely, nobody would actually start a nuclear war.

    It got more complicated from there. Missile defense was regarded as “destabilizing”, because the thinking went the ability to shoot down incoming missiles meant the possibility of a first strike was possible.

    And the same “experts” who publicly denounced missile defense, were making bank as defense contractor consultants - developing missile defense.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 07:30 AM (dBJdm)

    103 Because after missing the card, I was claiming the 100. Hmph.
    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:29 AM (O7YUW)

    Many happy returns of the day! Wow, one hundred!

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:31 AM (1Ff7Z)

    104 Sure they have!

    Create a shitty interface experience for users by introducing intrusive apps that insist upon themselves (e.g. Clippy) or "upgrade" the users' browser experience by "re-imagining" their web browser (and insisting, as often as possible, that it be used).

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:11 AM (xG4kz)

    Do not forget forcing users to be tracked with an online account just to use their computer, hiding previously known work paths beneath layers on enshittified app store experience, which exists seemingly only for the purpose of having an app store, and forced updates that have worked to brick legion PCs for which the best advice is to format and reinstall, after three fucking decades.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 07:32 AM (dK+Kv)

    105 Thanks. If it goes well I may do a couple more.
    Posted by: tubal


    Normally not my idea of a fun time but who am I to question?

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:32 AM (NR6c1)

    106 Normally not my idea of a fun time but who am I to question?
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:32 AM (NR6c1)

    Better to eat with teeth than gums.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:34 AM (1Ff7Z)

    107 One thing about TLI - trans lunar injection - you’ve committed yourself, as far as I know they can’t really turn around and go home. You’re gonna end up one of about 3 ways - either a permanent orbiting satellite around the Sun, or maybe crash into the Moon, or a return trajectory back to Earth. Hopefully the big brains didn’t drop a decimal in their cipherin’. Double check your work carefully

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 07:35 AM (dBJdm)

    108 One of the weirder things about the Cold War was the concept of “stability”, the idea of “assured destruction”, that since both Soviets and Americans could destroy each other completely, nobody would actually start a nuclear war.

    It got more complicated from there. Missile defense was regarded as “destabilizing”, because the thinking went the ability to shoot down incoming missiles meant the possibility of a first strike was possible.

    And the same “experts” who publicly denounced missile defense, were making bank as defense contractor consultants - developing missile defense.
    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 07:30 AM (dBJdm)
    ====

    Were you in my Peace Science freshman seminar? Cuz it sounds like you were.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

    109 Better to eat with teeth than gums.
    Posted by: OrangeEnt


    Fair point. I had to go to a surgeon for an extraction a while back and this was the second one he had to do for me.

    "OK, I have some questions for you. Were you in a fight?"
    "No."
    "In a car accident or something like that?"
    "Nope."
    "By any chance, did you have orthodontic work done?"
    "Headgear, neck gear and braces."
    "That's what I'm seeing then."

    (Called mom later to happily say that I had something new to blame her and dad for.)

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:36 AM (NR6c1)

    110 Best time to buy 128GB of RAM was a year ago. Which I did.

    So my pack of crappy Corsair 32gb with the stupid LED lights was worth it? ( why does RAM need LED lights, Dah Fuq? )

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:36 AM (diia5)

    111 My most embarrassing PC purchase was a Sony brand PC in 98. But, at least I've never bought an Apple brand of anything, so I feel ok about it.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:38 AM (diia5)

    112
    Meanwhile, NASA is celebrating sending four people up to view the backside of the moon. It looks a lot lime the front, I'll bet.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood


    Space leerers. Or space creeps. Whichever one floats your boat.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 07:39 AM (xG4kz)

    113 >>Microsoft hasn't had a coherent GUI strategy since Petzold.

    Buy a Mac, install Parallels, install Win 11, install your Windows apps, enter coherence mode, hit command space bar and type in the name of any app or file you want to interact with in Widows, done.

    You never have to interact wiith windows shitty gui ever again.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 05:12 AM (XV/Pl)

    That seems like a lot of work to install a crappy OS on overpriced HW.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 07:41 AM (dK+Kv)

    114 “Strange Stability” by Ben Wilson, a book I’m reading about Cold War strategy.

    You can see the beginnings of missile defense going back to the 1950s, later iterations - Zeus, I think, didn’t get deployed. And SDI during the Reagan era. Derided as “Star Wars”. All the usual suspects didn’t like missile defense, strangely enough.

    But all that R&D paid off, we’re seeing those investments paying dividends now - with Iranian missiles being launched all over the place.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 07:42 AM (dBJdm)

    115 Fair point. I had to go to a surgeon for an extraction a while back and this was the second one he had to do for me.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:36 AM (NR6c1)

    Had a bridge, came unglued. Dentist said they wouldn't reglue it because the molar anchor tooth was cracked. Said I should get three implants. Yeah, no. Can't afford it. Maybe I can replace the molar with an implant then reattach the bridge?

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

    116 @44/Krebs v Carnot: { It all comes vack to MSFT's credo: "You're just a user (rhymes with loser) who cannot be allowed to say 'no'" }

    (L)user:

    a) Will generate inane questions to support staff in rapid fire succession wasting everyone's time for as long as the support department allows it. (Management will eventually have to step in and put a stop to this - the "fire the customer that makes you unprofitable" principle.)
    b) Has the IQ of a mushroom.
    c) Can not, or will not learn.
    d) Never reads the manual, especially if directed to.
    e) Should be informed to box up and return their computer for a refund, as they're too stupid to own or operate one.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:43 AM (O7YUW)

    117 @113

    >> That seems like a lot of work to install a crappy OS on overpriced HW.

    It’s not a lot of work and the hardware is actually underpriced for the performance and duty cycle you will get from your purchase, versus a typical wintel system.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:43 AM (Rfr7K)

    118 The moonie astronauts are using an iPhone 17 to take their photos. I hope NASA had a good marketing agent, because Apple would pay a boatload for this publicity.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:44 AM (V6x/S)

    119 Good morning!

    Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

    120 Always sound advice, NaCly!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 07:50 AM (bFu5X)

    121 Happy Bridge and Power Plant Day!

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

    122 Happy Bridge and Power Plant Day!
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:50 AM


    So close to Pride Month?

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 07:53 AM (bFu5X)

    123 Installing windows on a Mac is as simple as two clicks.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:53 AM (F9+dU)

    124 It’s not a lot of work and the hardware is actually underpriced for the performance and duty cycle you will get from your purchase, versus a typical wintel system.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:43 AM (Rfr7K)

    Yeah, it's overpriced for equivalent-spec systems, not just typical wintel, for which it is way overpriced. It's MS's fault for pushing Windows on under-spec hardware, just to claim the typical wintel system footprint. But that's an apple-oranges comparison.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 07:53 AM (dK+Kv)

    125 San Franpsycho

    The IRCG want to rule over a burnt-out anthill. As long as they rule.

    End them!

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

    126
    An observation on the instructive videos culture, based upon having experienced three such creations dealing with the disgrace that was Edward VIII, later the Duke of Windsor.

    Find a point about your subject. Drone on about it for a minute or so. Use fragments. Of sentences. That was just a preamble. Now, drag back that point and give it a real thorough beating. Hey, look! Different pictures for this go around! Spoiled? Yes, he was. Here's a dozen folks who said that very thing. Here's what they said. Here's how miffed he was that they said it. Oh, boy! More new pictures! Was he a devotee of Hitler? Maaaaaaaybe... Okay, he was. What about "her"? How was it that she ensnared him? Was his posting to The Bahamas during WWII punishment for him? It sure was for "her"! More new pictures! How come a life of hanging with and courting all the swells did not satisfy? Don't know -- bye!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 07:55 AM (xG4kz)

    127 The moonie astronauts are using an iPhone 17 to take their photos. I hope NASA had a good marketing agent, because Apple would pay a boatload for this publicity.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood


    Apple has its own hedge fund just to stash its revenue. They don't need advertising.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:55 AM (diia5)

    128 Where’s JJ?

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 07:55 AM (xT8gx)

    129 Installing windows on a Mac is as simple as two clicks.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:53 AM (F9+dU)

    You forgot the clicks where you have to go buy parallels and go buy windows.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 07:56 AM (dK+Kv)

    130 LinusVanPelt

    He's on his way back. After spreading false rumors on where the WSO was. Borrowed ace's time machine, he did.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

    131
    How come we never have a Happy Rockefeller Day?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 07:58 AM (xG4kz)

    132 You forgot the clicks where you have to go buy parallels and go buy windows.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder,


    And the $2100 of hardware just to prance around to demonstrate you hate the meany, meany, oh so beany PC.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:59 AM (diia5)

    133 Krebs v Carnot:

    Happy Rockefeller Day?

    Happy ending was fatal?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

    134 Has anybody seen the bridge?

    Posted by: Supreme Leader Of The Day at April 06, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

    135 Has anybody seen the bridge?
    Posted by: Supreme Leader Of The Day at April 06, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

    It's in my dresser drawer, just in case I can use it again.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:02 AM (1Ff7Z)

    136 Supreme Leader Of The Day

    For you, we have a bespoke Rainbow Bridge.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

    137 @124

    >> Yeah, it's overpriced for equivalent-spec systems, not just typical wintel, for which it is way overpriced.

    Its not overpriced in the least bit, with the entire package and longevity you will get out of a system, its underpriced.

    You will get at a minimum 7 years of use from your system, average duty cycle of a wintel system is 3-5 years.

    Dude, I’ve been working in Video, film post and broadcast systems integration for over 35 years, I’ve seen a thing or two over that time.

    And the one thing I’ve seen is that on a whole, Apple products have superior build quality and provide a longer service life than comparable wintel products.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 08:03 AM (dDGCn)

    138
    Happy Rockefeller Day


    For the young'uns, that was a play on the name of

    Margaretta Large "Happy" Rockefeller (née Fitler, formerly Murphy; June 9, 1926 – May 19, 2015) was a philanthropist who, as the wife of the 41st vice president of the United States, Nelson Rockefeller, served as second lady of the United States from 1974 to 1977.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:03 AM (xG4kz)

    139 And the $2100 of hardware just to prance around to demonstrate you hate the meany, meany, oh so beany PC.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:59 AM (diia5)

    That was the initial point that was attempted to be rebutted by the duty cycle argument compared to low spec typical winter. I get it. You like your purchase.

    To each his own. This is still America.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:03 AM (dK+Kv)

    140 North American Treaty Organization should be the names as we pay for it.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

    141 Morning all.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 08:04 AM (U7QMZ)

    142 Morn' all... NO JJ ?

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:04 AM (FtULh)

    143 I get it. You like your purchase.

    To each his own. This is still America.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder


    Purchase? Purchase? No, friend, I build them.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 08:05 AM (diia5)

    144 Age verification stuff is scary. It is being pushed at state level and fed gov currently. Anonymity will be illegal and discourse will be driven underground, the leviathan has learned from COVID times.

    And, as far as upgrades go, used GPU's from "reputable" sellers is a good place to look. Same with CPU's and motherboards. We are stuck with these high costs for a while, 4k/60-ish with high-ish settings is achievable still with DDR4 and a 6800XT paired with a decent 8 care CPU. All can be found.

    Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 08:05 AM (F2sSv)

    145 No love for me today?

    Posted by: Megan Marshack at April 06, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)

    146 "The Bridges at Toko Ri". "The Bridge on the River Kwai". "The Smoking Pile of Rubble That used to be a Bridge in Iran".

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 08:06 AM (gm9Sb)

    147 Margaretta Large "Happy" Rockefeller (née Fitler, formerly Murphy; June 9, 1926 – May 19, 2015) was a philanthropist who, as the wife of the 41st vice president of the United States, Nelson Rockefeller, served as second lady of the United States from 1974 to 1977.
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:03 AM (xG4kz)

    At 1 time the governors of NY and AR were both Rockefellers.
    Nelson and Winthrop

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:07 AM (/+uur)

    148 >>>You will get at a minimum 7 years of use from your system, average duty cycle of a wintel system is 3-5 years.

    Again, apples-oranges. My last system spanned Vista-Win 10, about ten years. It's currently a backup NAS, in its 17th (?) year.

    My current Linux-Win 11 VM will likely last the same, unless I decide to run LLMs local.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:08 AM (dK+Kv)

    149 Posted by: Megan Marshack at April 06, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)
    =====

    Haven't heard that name in a while.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

    150 r hennigantx

    Gone, like tears in the rain.

    Anything left to the Texas Bush dynasty of error?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

    151 It’s becoming more and more clear that Plan A in Iran, which was to pummel them into a negotiated surrender, was a pipe dream, and Plan B, which is to destroy all economic assets until the entire system collapses is now in play.

    And like likely Plan B was the only real plan all along.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)

    152 Purchase? Purchase? No, friend, I build them.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 08:05 AM (diia5)

    Same. That was directed to Bender's post-mac rationalization.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:10 AM (dK+Kv)

    153 Do we know JJ is ok?

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (ZztOS)

    154 Hmmm. I hope JJ is alright.

    CBC led off 8am with Artemis.

    CNN - Iran says no to temporary truce - that wasn't exactly on the table anyways and good luck with that

    FoxNwws - Airman and Iran

    MS Now - SNL jokes and Iran. People are disagreeing with President Trump!!! Also, good luck with that.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (Sco7b)

    155
    At 1 time the governors of NY and AR were both Rockefellers.
    Nelson and Winthrop
    Posted by: r hennigantx


    So it was they who cleared the way for Shrillary to reverse colonialize New York?

    Deep, deep flow the waters of conspiracy!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (xG4kz)

    156 Anything left to the Texas Bush dynasty of error?
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)]

    Getting rid of John Wayne McCroryn is the wooden stake

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (/+uur)

    157 And now, from 1973, another episode of Adam 12. .38s, Ithaca shotguns, real fast Plymouths and nobody scared to use them.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (gm9Sb)

    158 Posted by: Megan Marshack at April 06, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)
    =====

    Haven't heard that name in a while.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)


    Didn't she die recently?

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (ufSfZ)

    159 Destroying the economic assets of the regime will hasten any negotiation. The money they have parked everywhere needs to be seized.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (+nEug)

    160 And like likely Plan B was the only real plan all along.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)

    Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)

    161 So it was they who cleared the way for Shrillary to reverse colonialize New York?

    Deep, deep flow the waters of conspiracy!
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (xG4kz)

    Nel made something like $100k a year more than the Pres.
    Win $5k or so.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

    162 Last night I burned most of my south prairie. A good, slow burn, with clean margins.

    Is there any interest in seeing a couple of pics on the garden thread?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

    163 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM

    S'up, MP4?

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (bFu5X)

    164
    Megan Marshack


    Golf ball. Garden hose. Say no more!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (xG4kz)

    165 Seriously, who the fuck doesn't just 'purchase' an Apple machine? I'm sitting between two PC with multiple OSs that I routinely restack.

    Purchase? Save that for another Reddit post, amigo.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (diia5)

    166 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

    Did you see an uptick in sales after Sarah Hoyt praised your book?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

    167 I'm beginning to think that the Obama plan for Iran ( giving them pallets of cash) is now being copied by the DNC, which are trying to discredit any attempt to stop Iran. The DNC seems to have switched allegiance to Iran. Sad.

    Posted by: Chillin the mist at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (Sv8TC)

    168 @162/NaCly Dog: Yeah, I'd like to see those, but submit them to next week's Garden Thread so you don't get nailed for posting in old threads.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:15 AM (O7YUW)

    169 I think the IRGC is effectively running Iran now. They're about as ideologically flexible as your run-of-the-mill American leftist/commie.

    They're not going to surrender. Ever. And they'll go down killing as many of their own citizens as possible.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:15 AM (AkEZC)

    170 The DNC seems to have switched allegiance to Iran. Sad.
    Posted by: Chillin the mist at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (Sv8TC)

    Seems?

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:15 AM (1Ff7Z)

    171 Rockefeller - The Arkansas governor was jes a good ole boy. Wait, what? How did that happen I wonder. He just shopped around for an opening governor slot?

    Bobby Kennedy was Senator for New York while still living at Hickory Hill, somehow. RHIP

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 08:15 AM (dBJdm)

    172
    Didn't she die recently?
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression)


    October 2, 2024

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:16 AM (xG4kz)

    173 The refresh button...it does nothing!

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:16 AM (NR6c1)

    174 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

    175 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

    As you wish. K.T. is the judge of that. I send them to her.

    Like I sent my pet-adjacent vulture pictures to her. This year, three turkey vulture families were started on my deck railing. So far.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

    176 Wherefore art thou, JJ?

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

    177 .
    NOOD

    J.J. Sefton's "The Morning Report" is live.

    NOOD!

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (O7YUW)

    178 NOODlum.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    179 The refresh button...it does nothing!
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:16 AM (NR6c1)

    Hee hee. We replaced the refresh button with a shock button attached to leftists. Let's see if any one notices.

    Posted by: Scientists at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (1Ff7Z)

    180
    JJ es nood

    Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (tljrc)

    181 167 I'm beginning to think that the Obama plan for Iran ( giving them pallets of cash) is now being copied by the DNC, which are trying to discredit any attempt to stop Iran. The DNC seems to have switched allegiance to Iran. Sad.
    Posted by: Chillin the mist at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (Sv8TC)

    GatewayPundit had an article yesterday saying a Saudi was critisizing Obama for giving Iran $150 billion US dollars, none of which were used for roads...

    His entire bloodline needs adjusting....

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (Sco7b)

    182 Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)

    Looking at the map, there are 4 small islands in the Straits that have far more strategic importance than Kharg does; those are what I would use the marines for.

    Kharg has economic and political significance, but not much military importance. It can be shut down just by shutting down its supply pipelines. And from a military standpoint, it’d be a terrible thing to get stuck fighting inside a huge refinery, everything around you could blow up at any time.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (UA2di)

    183 It’s not that I like my purchase, I’ve literally installed 1000s of wintel and Mac systems in production environments.

    And Macs are simply a better bang for your buck than a wintel system.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (oxbpw)

    184 J.J. Runway 090.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

    185 The Bolsheviks original plan was to crash the Russian economy then would force the revolution They frauded elections to get Bolsheviks representatives.
    History often repeats

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ZztOS)

    186 Thank you Tom.

    I posted your full comment on the new JJ thread because it was interesting, could spark additional thoughts and was appreciated.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)

    187 And Macs are simply a better bang for your buck than a wintel system.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (oxbpw)

    Demonstrably not true for most environments (else they would populate such environments), but i can see where some environments have a critical mass of enthusiastic supporters who like to think otherwise.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (dK+Kv)

    188 All it took to fix the centering was for me to post Stealers Wheel….

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (OW907)

    189 188 - My Stealers Wheel post disappeared! Hamsters playing strange games this AM

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (OW907)

    190 An online game asked for my birthdate. I gave them January 1, 1900, which was the earliest date they had. I guess I'm still a youngster compared to some folks collecting SS...

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:23 AM (ynpvh)

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