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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 16

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Careful how you handle this kind of situation:

Meet The PetMorons

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This magical piece of art is inspired by our late, great Delilah. It captures perfectly her beauty, dignity and pride. It was given to Her Majesty at our National Specialty this week. She cried whenever she saw it.

Hadrian the Seventh

What a thoughtful gift to honor a great dog!

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Hunting news concerning PetMorons:

Meanwhile, we have had reports of lizard hunters among our PetMorons, including some of our own kittens, who left one (no tail) in a food dish and another by the door. To show their love.


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PetMoron Adjacent Animals

Gioia, our official AoSHQ Swiss Guide Dog, takes us on a little country visit to a farm:

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Swiss cows usually seem nice.


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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

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Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 9

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 03:21 PM




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1 Meow...

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 16, 2026 03:22 PM (sAmhv)

2 Meow!

(first!!)

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at May 16, 2026 03:25 PM (sAmhv)

3 Gone to the dogs!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)

4 Delilah!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 16, 2026 03:26 PM (fE6HJ)

5 Dumdum has not been eating properly
But otherwise seems perky and normal

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 16, 2026 03:27 PM (fE6HJ)

6 Swiss dairy cows - the brown ones, that’s where Chocolate Milk comes from. That’s what Mom said

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 03:32 PM (hlNSv)

7 The kittens are all neutered now, the weather is warm, and we have fleas. Any tips?

Posted by: KT at May 16, 2026 03:32 PM (rdeQO)

8 Bless the beasts and Morons.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 03:35 PM (4NO2D)

9 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

10 I use Wondercide for fleas. It's cedar oil with a couple of other oils. Fleas are on a 10 day cycle and you'll need to spray where they sleep too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 16, 2026 03:36 PM (7T8ei)

11 Nice piece of art Hadrian

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Ia/+0)

12 Patsy, the crazy cat, has settled into life as an indoor cat. She does like to look outside but doesn't try to sneak out the door. She gallops through the house some mornings. And she still has to be kept separate from the old cat.

It's baby bird and rabbit season, so I'm down to one old stray eating here at night.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 16, 2026 03:39 PM (7T8ei)

13 Notsothoreau at May 16, 2026 03:36 PM

Thanks. Wondercide sounds great, but DH is allergic to cedar.

Posted by: KT at May 16, 2026 03:50 PM (rdeQO)

14 Hope you all are having a wonderful weekend.

Short update on our blog.

https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

I have a cute Hopper on my lap right now.

Posted by: Joyenz at May 16, 2026 03:51 PM (2F0/Y)

15 My two daughters grew up knowing that chocolate milk comes from cows that they let forage in the cocoa bean forests. And we get strawberry milk from the cows that eat the strawberries in specially grown strawberry patches for the cows.

I mean, how else would we get chocolate and strawberry milk, right?

For some reason they've stopped believing that as they are now teens. Cynical kids these days.

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 16, 2026 03:51 PM (/ZkOF)

16 Puppy Monday

https://youtube.com/shorts/hw9wls0ggik

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 16, 2026 03:53 PM (qx7Zg)

17 KT, lookup Food-Grade Diatomaceous Earth (DE) and Beneficial Nematodes. I've read they can be used inside and out to kill fleas.

Posted by: Joyenz at May 16, 2026 03:56 PM (2F0/Y)

18 Pepé Le Pew

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2026 03:56 PM (Cqx++)

19 I found a box tortoise trundling through my yard yesterday. I took it on a little adventure by bringing it inside to meet my kitties. They were curious, but didn't seem to be all that interested in it.

I took it back outside again, though I debated keeping it as a pet.

But I think it will be better off outside in my tiny yard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2026 03:57 PM (gnNyN)

20 So yesterday my wife turned the dogs out into the yard. And this was the day that one of the neighbor cats decided to make its presence known.

Greyhounds can get up to 45 MPH. The only reason the cat survived was she had just enough of a head start but it was a very close call.

And the stupid bastard will be back in the yard some other time thinking that things will turn out differently.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 16, 2026 03:57 PM (/k3in)

21 Well, yay! 'Nother furry friends thread.

Today started early, so I was tired and laid me down for a nap, regretting that I'd probably sleep through the pet thread.

Fortunately, before I could even get snoozy, DaughterJo and her husband the Scientist arrived. They're going out of town to some concerts or something, and they dropped off their two dogs for the weekend. So that woke me up.

They're good dogs. When we take Daisy the Oklahoma Malinois out to play fetch, Chowie and Maya race out into the yard and run around like lunatics, but they stay in the area and don't run out to the pasture or down toward the gate. Makes it fun and easy for everyone.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a three dog weekend! at May 16, 2026 03:58 PM (cz4n2)

22 17 KT, lookup Food-Grade Diatomaceous Earth (DE) and Beneficial Nematodes. I've read they can be used inside and out to kill fleas.
Posted by: Joyenz


Second on Diatomaceous Earth. My first cat was once dealing with a flea problem so bad, he could only walk about two steps before needing to scratch. Mom applied that stuff and about one day later, things had greatly improved.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 16, 2026 03:59 PM (/k3in)

23 humble request for some prayers for BeerBeer.
She had a swollen gland last week, so off to the vet. Had to go to emergency one, because regular had a catastrophic flood and is repairing walls, floors, etc.
Only in one place, so they don't suspect lymphoma out of the gate, but antibiotics are kicking her tiny butt.
For the first time in her nearly13 year life, she is showing her age.
She is better today, but still not herself. Praying she continues to improve, so she can be ready for whatever testing might be needed if swelling comes back after the course of antibiotics.

Posted by: barbarausa at May 16, 2026 04:00 PM (enw9G)

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Swiss dairy cows - the brown ones, that’s where Chocolate Milk comes from. That’s what Mom said
Posted by: Common Tater


Swiss cheese

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Cqx++)

25 KT, lookup Food-Grade Diatomaceous Earth (DE) and Beneficial Nematodes. I've read they can be used inside and out to kill fleas.

Posted by: Joyenz at May 16, 2026 03:56 PM (2F0/Y)

I was going to suggest that. The cats here typically roll around on some bald spots here in the back yard, and it seems to keep fleas at bay. Sprinkling DE is probably a good idea. I know that it keeps mites from becoming a problem for chickens.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 04:03 PM (w6EFb)

26 Afternoon, pet slaves -- er, I mean man- and maidservants! (The former implies involuntary servitude, the latter not as much.)

As for me, I just finished changing the litter box. Joyenz, if you're here, I've been using the feline pine stuff for a while. I last changed the box on 4/29, and it took until today, 5/16, for it to reach unpleasantly aromatic status. Refilling the box after a quick clean took about half the remaining pine stubs. If this fill lasts two weeks, and the next one the same, I'll have gotten about six weeks out of one $12.00 40-lb. bag. In contrast, the 16-20 lb. clay stuff from Walmart, if it lasted two weeks, I was doing well, and it costs about $7 -- $21 for six weeks.

I need to get a new pan, perhaps a stainless steel, and I'll bet this change process will be even simpler.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 04:03 PM (wzUl9)

27 Puppy Monday
https://youtube.com/shorts/hw9wls0ggik
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


I suspect that puppy has some panda chromosomes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - why walk when you can slide at May 16, 2026 04:04 PM (cz4n2)

28 Hadrian, the portrait of Delilah is elegant and noble -- very much as I imagine her to have been based on your descriptions.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 04:05 PM (wzUl9)

29 Our 6 year old cat has discovered that she likes drinking out of the kitchen faucet. Now, when I get up in the morning to make my coffee, jumps up to the sink, meows, looks at the faucet, and then looks at the faucet. If I dawdle turning on the water, she gets quite miffed at the slowness of her servant.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 16, 2026 04:07 PM (ksbjf)

30 So. My fatass cat Della cannot reach her butt. She probably spends hours each day struggling to reach what she can, and she stinks. Does anyone have tips on how to approach this? She HATES it if I try to wipe her. Wildly resistant, and grabbing her by the scruff barely helps. Acts like I'm killing her.

What she really needs is a butt shampoo and rinse at least once a week. Thoughts?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 04:08 PM (w6EFb)

31 Gloria, the Guide Dog is adorable. Looks very much like the first dog, Rowdy, my parents had

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 04:08 PM (n3VHW)

Garden, Home and Nature Thread, May 16

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Iris 'Broadway Lights'

Isn't the iris above from badgerwx gorgeous? I was finishing a spring update from her, and somehow the entire thing was deleted. Drat! Even from the HTML translator! As she noted, gardening always comes with surprises! Next week, I hope! Here's another of her irises:


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Iris 'Gold'

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Edible Gardening/Putting Things By

Hi KT,

It is blistering hot here and I have put up many shade cloths in the garden and mulched everything. I am not sure if you have ever heard of perpetual spinach but I always have at least 6 plants going and it is pretty good at self seeding so I usually end up with more. I picked this today and even though it is over 100 degrees, the perpetual spinach just shrugs off the heat and it doesn't get bothered by pests. If I haven't planned well, I know I can always go pick some for a side for dinner. This bowl is a mix of red chard and perpetual spinach which I am doing with the recipe below. Here is a bit about perpetual spinach

Perpetual spinach (Beta vulgaris) is a variety of Swiss chard, not true spinach, providing a heat-tolerant, high-yielding "cut-and-come-again" green that tastes similar to spinach but lasts for months. Unlike true spinach, which bolts (seeds) quickly in heat, perpetual spinach thrives in warmer weather, features smaller, tender stems, and lacks the intense, earthy taste of traditional chard.

https://pin.it/3DcHOemMC

Perpetual Spinach sounds great! Looks good!

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I also harvested my garlic. We had such a hot March that it was ready to be pulled. The heat in March decimated my mulberry harvest. I usually am drowning in mulberries but this year I got none. They set fruit just as it was super hot in March and they just shriveled and dried on the tree. I was hoping the trees would bud out again but they didn't. Hopefully I will get an epic harvest next year.

Hope everyone is busy with their garden plans. I look forward to seeing what you all grow.

Weekreekfarmgirl

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Thanks for sharing your updates!

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Ah, Nature

One reason we spend time in the garden:

Tree of the Week:

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Tulip poplar in the backyard. The blooms didn't stick around long.

- fd


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Gardens of The Horde

What's going on in your garden?

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Hope everyone has a nice weekend.


If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening Thread, the address is:

ktinthegarden at g mail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

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Week in Review

What has changed since last week's thread? Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, May 9


I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 01:42 PM




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1 Sorry I'm late! All my updates since yesterday disappeared. Not sure how.

Posted by: KT at May 16, 2026 01:45 PM (rdeQO)

2 Birdies!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 16, 2026 01:48 PM (Kt19C)

3 Second!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2026 01:48 PM (cWLG3)

4 Fourth!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2026 01:48 PM (cWLG3)

5 Have you ever seen an iris flower at the bottom? No stem. I got one right now. Never seen that before.

Posted by: Dreams of Pruppets at May 16, 2026 01:49 PM (7Q0e+)

6 Absolutely gorgeous iris up top! It looks like Delft china.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 16, 2026 01:49 PM (kpS4V)

7 My cat ran into the room when I played the birdsong.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 16, 2026 01:51 PM (kpS4V)

8 Good afternoon Greenthumbs
Can't say much going on as in new plants yet. Chives and oregano are going gang busters

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 01:52 PM (Ia/+0)

9 We have 2 kinds of Iris, out now is dark purple and celers yellow.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 01:53 PM (Ia/+0)

10 We've finally got consistent warm weather and rain so I planted my leggy tomato seedlings (some stems broke, alas) and my hot peppers. All this rain is encouraging thick growth of cone flowers, zinnias, and marigolds I bordered the vegetable plot with.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 16, 2026 01:56 PM (kpS4V)

11 Beautiful irises in the photos. I also enjoy seeing many colors of them as FenSpouse and I took a walk this morning.
I didn't know that one of the reasons we find birdsong relaxing is that birds don't sing when predators are around.

I also again wanted to recommend "Merlin Bird ID" which is a free ap you can get on your phone. It is from the Cornell Ornithological Lab. It will listen to birdsong and then give you the names of which birds are singing and a picture of you don't know the sounds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 01:56 PM (OYsYV)

12
Tulip poplars have always intrigued me.

Posted by: KT at May 16, 2026 01:59 PM (rdeQO)

13 Well, let's see.
Green house cold crops are doing fabulous, though the mizzuna, Asian greens and bok choy are starting to bolt.

After those go away, I have heirloom tomatoes in the grow tents that I transfer to the greenhouse for the summer. Lesson leaned, strictly plant determinate types (Roma) as I had Amish pastes llast year that filled the green house to the rafters.

All the pots and bedding plants were planted two weeks before the avg last frost date when it was 80, and yup, frost threatens tonight. Scrambling around with covers. I'm always cautious but it was so warm for so long....dummy.

My gardening hobby has turned into a job. We've tried to get to the point where we can grow our own produce year round in a zone 5, and we've been close to succeeding.

Problem is that we produce so much we can't process or use it all, but I can't even give my excess away. I'm getting the impression most people prefer the grocery store. It's weird.

Even the food bank people are picky and strict.

Posted by: Derak at May 16, 2026 02:02 PM (TnlVK)

14 I didn't see no marmots or rabbits tearing thru the garden so it's a good week. Watch out for those aphids. There goes the neighborhood!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 16, 2026 02:06 PM (D1E+2)

15 So this year for some reason, we have a mighty flock of pine siskins hanging around. They usually migrate through but they decided to stick around.

They are small birds related to gold finches, but just a flash of yellow. They fly and dart and startle so fast, and every morning they hit the windows. Bang. An occasional concussion or two but they usually recover.

I have a peach tree that just blossomed and the other day I noticed the pine siskins were....EATING the peach blossoms. GAH!

Cute as they are, that's unacceptable. I flap a towel at them and they scatter pretty good.

Stick to the conifers, you rascals.

Posted by: Derak at May 16, 2026 02:09 PM (TnlVK)

16 I love that perpetual spinach! I've sent a link to my brother (the greensman).

Every Wednesday I take Mama Publius to get her N-plate shot at the cancer center. They have a fantastic bird garden setup outside the glass wall - dozens of feeders of all kinds, some hanging from trees and others from hooks. Of course the squirrels are there too. Very restful if you have to be there for hours getting an infusion (Mama just gets the shot, but it usually take them at least half an hour to make it up). Sadly, you can't hear the birdsong through the glass.

I decided to buy one of those 6-hook sets on Amazon. Stuck it in the back garden here so the birds could avoid being attacked by Bunny. They love it! Often a half dozen or more, pigging out.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 02:10 PM (w6EFb)

17 Gorgeous iris, too.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 02:11 PM (w6EFb)

18 Oh yay. Hail.

Posted by: Derak at May 16, 2026 02:12 PM (TnlVK)

19 I highly recommend Historical Iris Preservation Society. Their sale is in July. They are having a sale the end of this month to rescue the beds of a breeder. Mine are finally blooming and I've been pleased with them.

Looks like all my fruit trees are settling in. I have one Asian Pear that still hasn't leafed out but does have buds. I still need to plant the garden part, which I will do as soon as we get past the 97 degree day tomorrow. At some point, I need to try and put in the irrigation supplies I bought.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 16, 2026 02:13 PM (7T8ei)

20 Badgerwx here.

I've always liked tulip poplars, but no way could I fit a tree like that in my yard. The NC Extension says they can get to 150-200 ft tall and the trunk eventually gets to be 8 ft in diameter. The biggest tree I've planted here is a Red Rocket crape myrtle that's not quite as tall as my 2-story house. Since it's upright, it has a narrow footprint and doesn't need much limbing up. I found out the hard way that the shape of a tree is even more important than its final height.

Posted by: badgerwx (long time lurker) at May 16, 2026 02:15 PM (VnNy+)

21 I've been growing Benary's giant zinnias; purple yellow, red, yellow, lime.... they grow every bit as tall as dahlias and are as spectacular, perhaps even more so as they flower far earlier and blooms per plant far outshines the dahlias.

The dahlias provide much more in terms of range of color, shape and size, but the digging, dividing and storing are becoming a serious chore.
I twist my knees at spring planting and fall digging, as well as trash my hands dividing.

After 20 years of this, I'm seriously considering zinnias only. It's a lot easier to plant seed and grow transplants than screwing around with 100s of dahlias. But I love them so......

Tales of an aging gardener. Ouch season is here.

Posted by: Derak at May 16, 2026 02:23 PM (TnlVK)

22 Schreiner's Gardens has a one day sale today - a free $42 iris with a purchase of $79 of rhizomes. Their stuff is gorgeous!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 02:26 PM (w6EFb)

23 I quite like irises, but I like pupils more.

Posted by: Don't you see? at May 16, 2026 02:30 PM (TbWk/)

24 How did centers come out celers?

We also have lavender Iris but they don't come out at same time

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 02:31 PM (Ia/+0)

25 Ok, one more comment and I'll go do my book work, since it's so utterly crappy outside...

Five years ago we planted 10 -25 foot rows of asparagus.

We fought with voles and weeds for three years, with nothing to show for our efforts. Last year, they started to really produce. This year, oh my stars!

We're harvesting a pound or more a day. Our frig is filled with quart yogurt containers of cut fresh asparagus. You treat like cut flowers and they last for at least a week, or more. At this rate I may have to pickle some.... but made a batch of asparagus cream soup.
Yowza. That's a real treat.

Some of the spears are an inch in diameter. Oh so tender. Success for the patient!

Posted by: Derak at May 16, 2026 02:40 PM (TnlVK)

26 I take the dog out to the lake. In one area, I've spotted two small patches of asparagus! There must have been a house there once. I planted asparagus last year, but I may check our the wild ones next year

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 16, 2026 02:43 PM (7T8ei)

27
Here in SW Wyoming we are in a severe drought.

No gardens, landscaping, no outdoor water use.

A couple of neighbors have very green lawns, while the rest of the lawns are dead. I think they are watering their lawns during the night. Some people think they are special.

Posted by: four seasons at May 16, 2026 02:45 PM (3ek7K)

28 I have some spots in my yard where grass just won't grow. It is in very sunny spot...how can I tell if the issue is the sun or the soil?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

29 Dolly: " and my big…..uh… personality. Lord those, uh, that, would make anybody swimmy-headed.”

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 16, 2026 02:49 PM (Kt19C)

30 I think we in east have had a very wet winter/ spring. Everything is very green

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 02:53 PM (Ia/+0)

31 Skip, we've had a ton of rain, and everything is lush and green. Wonder how summer will treat us.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 16, 2026 03:00 PM (kpS4V)

32
This might sound weird, lol.

Being in a severe drought has an effect in the cycle of life.

You make it through winter and look so forward to planting in the spring. We depend on growing vegetables so we can and freeze them to have during the winter. I know we can't control the weather.

Posted by: four seasons at May 16, 2026 03:02 PM (3ek7K)

33 Both balloons of Iris are over here. First bloom is the.low flowers, about the height of the leaves. A week or so after they fade, the plant shoves up a stalk about twice the height of the leaves with a single flower. Those are gone, as well.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 16, 2026 03:05 PM (Ffkme)

34 blooms, damnit, not balloons. FSCKin autocorrect.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 16, 2026 03:06 PM (Ffkme)

35 Derak, zinnias are absolutely the best flower to choose! Plus they self-sow.

I encourage everyone to try their hand at cleomes. They should be sown in the fall since they require cold stratification.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 03:21 PM (w6EFb)

36 Publius confessed that he prefers canned asparagus. I guess I should cross asparagus off the wanted list.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 03:23 PM (w6EFb)

37 20 and 25

Congratulations on the asparagus!

And just pick three or so compatible dahlias each year or something. And remember that there are some interesting small types you can grow from seed.

Posted by: KT at May 16, 2026 03:30 PM (rdeQO)

38 The squirrels have decided that my tomatoes are for them. They have ruined eight so far. More than I have harvested.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 03:39 PM (4NO2D)

39 Pro-tip: Electrified fence.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 16, 2026 03:42 PM (qFwJc)

Artificial Intelligence vs. Woke?

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Joanna Maciejewska @AuthorJMac

Where are we gonna go with AI?

We have had a lot of discussion and more than a few laughs over AI in the past couple of years, but things are starting to get serious. Tucquer Carlson recently raked an investor in a huge data center campus and energy infrastructure in Box Elder County, Utah over the coals. Kevin O'Leary, a Canadian, does not have a sterling background.

But Tucquer sort of suggested that investors like him should know what kinds of jobs AI would lead to in the future, and perhaps even have those jobs ready for new graduates from college. That seems sort of unrealistic. On the other hand, new graduates in certain fields face some real problems. Anybody see these students booing?

At UCF's graduation last week, a room full of arts and humanities students booed a speaker for mentioning AI.

Someone yelled "AI sucks."

I get it. I genuinely do.

They're still wrong. Here's why:

These weren't CS students.

Journalism. Creative writing. Film production. Advertising.

People who spent 4 years and serious money training to write, produce, and publish.

The floor on junior creative work is collapsing in real time. Their anger is legitimate. Their response is the problem.

Photography didn't kill painting.

It killed portrait painters who refused to evolve.

The internet didn't kill journalism. It killed the business model that paid reporters to rewrite press releases.

Every wave does this. Technology bifurcates the room. Adapters move up. Resisters get displaced. . .

Who told these kids that a degree would guarantee a good job for them?

Here's a voice from yesteryear:

Eric Hoffer:

“Nothing is so unsettling to a social order as the presence of a mass of scribes without suitable employment and an acknowledged status…The explosive component in the contemporary scene is not the clamor of the masses but the self-righteous claims of a multitude of graduates from schools and universities. This army of scribes is clamoring for a society in which planning, regulation, and supervision are paramount and the prerogative of the educated. They hanker for the scribe’s golden age, for a return to something like the scribe-dominated societies of ancient Egypt, China, and the Europe of the Middle Ages. There is little doubt that the present trend in the new and renovated countries toward social regimentation stems partly from the need to create adequate employment for a large number of scribes…Obviously, a high ratio between the supervisory and the productive force spells economic inefficiency. Yet where social stability is an overriding need the economic waste involved in providing suitable positions for the educated might be an element of social efficiency.

It has often been stated that a social order is likely to be stable so long as it gives scope to talent. Actually, it is the ability to give scope to the untalented that is most vital in maintaining social stability…For there is a tendency in the untalented to divert their energies from their own development into the management, manipulation, and probably frustration of others. They want to police, instruct, guide, and meddle. In an adequate society, the untalented should be able to acquire a sense of usefulness and of growth without interfering with the development of talent around them. This requires, first, an abundance of opportunities for purposeful action and self-advancement. Secondly, a wide diffusion of technical and social skills so that people will be able to work and manage their affairs with a minimum of tutelage. The scribe mentality is best neutralized by canalizing energies into purposeful and useful pursuits, and by raising the cultural level of the whole population so as to blur the dividing line between the educated and the uneducated…We do not know enough to suit a social pattern to the realization of all the creative potentialities inherent in a population. But we do know that a scribe-dominated society is not optimal for the full unfolding of the creative mind.”

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OTOH, here's Elizabeth Scalia, with a Catholic perspective, from last summer:

Of course, eliminating human beings from media outlets also means losing human brains and the interesting ways that their firing synapses, loaded memories, passions and prejudices and even personal quirks can take the “basic information” on offer and fine-tune it to a particular issue, bringing nuance to a headline or making a vital connection to historical trivia that can change the conversation on some hot topic about which too many are “feeling” and too few are seeking clarity and depth.

Only the human brain, coupled to human spirit, human emotion and development can take the headline, the social notion, the conversation and -– with an assist from the God-spark that resides in all of us — send it careening off into something else — even something altogether new and enlightening.

Without that God-spark, all that is left of thought becomes non-thinking: commonplace, empty, dull and sterile.

Two years ago my friends chuckled at me for my instinctive distrust of AI, my wary refusal to experiment with emerging tools, and my worry that ChatGPT had the potential to make parents expendable. They chided me for being paranoid, teasing that I sounded like Kathy Bates in “Waterboy,” mindlessly crowing “AI is the devil!”

Recently, a very level-headed friend confessed that she too was becoming concerned; she wondered whether AI might be a sort of antichrist, or a forerunner — a contributor to the sort of chaos (or “chaos magick” that might usher in precisely such a dark energy.

As extreme as that sounds, I didn’t shrug it off. It’s too apparent that while some advances in Artificial Intelligence can clearly benefit civilization, it has already begun to warp our understanding of human relationships, inducing a corrupt funhouse distortion to the complex realities of love, or the mysteries of love when it is present and unconditional, and not at all connected to one’s image of oneself.

Distortion at that level, minute and personal and all about love, is what can break us completely, individually and as a society, because being created in the image and likeness of the triune God (who is 100% Love), means our brains are a triune wholeism involving body, mind, and spirit and rooted in that love.

Through our human brokenness we carry our imperfect comprehensions into every part of that wholeism. So, if we permit our understanding of authentic love to be messed with, we will participate in the shattering of our own foundations.

“Foundations once destroyed,” the psalmist asked, “what can the just do” (Ps 11:3)?
Nothing will be left standing.

AI cannot pray. It can compose but lacks that broken human element -– and the God-spark — that connects the words to the Word, in whom things all hang together. . .


So, what do you think? We don't want to give up the human voice, do we?

Here's a non-scribe use of AI:

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Setting the Stage for Alternate Voices:
Would we know this if Elon Must hadn't bought Twitter?


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AI vs. Woke?
Should we consider a past French Connection?

Elon Musk re-tweeted a couple of threads by a French guy which are kind of interesting in both English and French. The first one apologizes for three French philosophers, plus 1968:

I want to offer my apologies, on behalf of the French, for giving birth to French Theory (which in turn gave birth to the worst of all ideological monstrosities: wokism).

We gave the world Descartes, Pascal, Tocqueville. And then, in the intellectual ruins of post-1968, we gave Foucault, Derrida, Deleuze. Three brilliant men who forged, in the elegance of our language, the ideological weapon that today paralyzes the West.

We must understand what they did. Foucault taught that truth does not exist, that there are only power relations disguised as knowledge. That science, reason, justice, the medical institution, the school, the prison, sexuality—everything is merely a staging of domination. Derrida taught that texts have no stable meaning, that every signifier slips away, that every reading is a betrayal, that the author is dead and the reader reigns supreme. Deleuze taught that we should prefer the rhizome to the tree, the nomad to the sedentary, desire to the law, becoming to being, difference to identity.

Taken individually, these are debatable theses. Combined, exported, and popularized, they form a system. And that system is a poison.

For here’s what happened. These texts, unreadable in France, crossed the Atlantic. The departments of Yale, Berkeley, and Columbia absorbed them in the 1980s. They found there a soil that did not exist among us: American Puritanism, its racial guilt, its obsession with identity. French Theory married this substratum, and the child of that union is called wokism. . .

read the rest by clicking translate on the tweet above.

The second thread picked up by Musk discusses socialism:

Socialism is not an economic theory.

It is a moral structure that needs three things to exist:

1. Scarcity to redistribute
2. Victims to defend
3. A class of intermediaries to orchestrate the whole thing

Remove just one of these three pillars and the edifice collapses.

AI is in the process of removing all three at the same time.


True? Your thoughts?

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WEEKEND

The Week In Pictures: Viral Meme Edition

It was a busy week in the news, although, to be honest, a relatively quiet one in meme-world. Trump went to China, the New York Times sank to what could be a new low even for that despicable rag, the Spencer Pratt campaign took Los Angeles by storm, a Hollywood director unveiled a new adaptation of The Odyssey in which Helen is black and Achilles is a woman, the Democrats’ redistricting scheme blew up, for the most part, in their face. But meme-makers responded most to another story, the appearance of the dreaded hantavirus. Here, as someone once said, we go again.

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Music

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Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs


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Last week's thread, May 9, At what point do conspiracy theories go too far?

Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway. Here's a video (see comment 100) with Buzz Aldrin talking about almost not making it off the moon.

Posted by: K.T. at 11:12 AM




Comments

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1 wow

Posted by: doug at May 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Hy+R4)

2 Hmm. Don't get the AI killing socialism thing. Well, it's much worse than that, but I'm being polite. "Victims" are disappearing? Huh? In economics that's simply a distorting emotional term for "those who can't adapt or compete". That's going away?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2026 11:20 AM (U/Byj)

3 neat stuff

Posted by: doug at May 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Hy+R4)

4 Love the meme up top. Would also accept "AI can fuck off entirely, we've already become sufficiently helpless as a species...."

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 16, 2026 11:21 AM (kOluj)

5 AI will demand that I work to feed it...

Posted by: man at May 16, 2026 11:22 AM (XuXeR)

6 Up yours!

Posted by: Rosie the Robot at May 16, 2026 11:22 AM (QovLg)

7 Hmm. Don't get the AI killing socialism thing. Well, it's much worse than that, but I'm being polite. "Victims" are disappearing? Huh? In economics that's simply a distorting emotional term for "those who can't adapt or compete". That's going away?

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That's sort of why I asked. I didn't include a tweet of students roaring their disapproval of the graduation speaker trying to suggest that AI would have benefits in the future (she was thinking in science/medicine), but many of the attacks that I saw were posted by people who suggested that they were socialists or communists. Many were students.

Posted by: KT at May 16, 2026 11:26 AM (rdeQO)

8 I think AI is going to kill itself with the whole datacenter debacle happening in communities across the US.

In order to get free, or nearly free land, electricity and water the proprietors go to small, rural areas and shove money at the local officials to;
- rezone land
- tart up the proposal for the local rubes
- promise jobs, growth
- downplay the negatives
- rape the locals of resources
- profit

We are literally under siege monthly with local officials trying to lipstick the pig that is a datacenter. Nobody locally wants it. The local politicos however have $$ incentives to screw the locals. It's a goddamn mess.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 11:26 AM (jehhT)

9 I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 16, 2026 11:27 AM (Apzx6)

10 I still dont get this AI thing. It is not, and can never be, sentient. We still don't understand what consciousness is ourselves, so it seems impossible to me that we could bestow on a computer program.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 16, 2026 11:29 AM (XvL8K)

11 That's how Greg Abbott roles!

Seattle considers state of emergency due to all of the 2SLGBTQIA+ refugees from Texas

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Seattle will be fabulous now!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:32 AM (ndZc7)

12
I have absolutely no idea what that MSRA graph is supposed to show.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 16, 2026 11:33 AM (biznJ)

13 Two pretty big anti-terror successes. The kill mission against an ISIS big turban hiding in Nigeria, and arrest of an Iranian cut-out Iraqi "militia" guy involved in attacks in Europe and planning for same here.

One intriguing and puzzling thing in Patel's statement on the arrest. He thanks our "allies", "including Ambassador Tom Barrack". ?? He's the US ambo to Turkey. Unusual to see someone in that position involved in this sort of work. He's also not an "ally", of course. Whatever.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2026 11:33 AM (U/Byj)

14 "AI is in the process of removing all three at the same time.


True? Your thoughts?"

If this was the case, wouldn't AI be an existential threat specifically to the CCP? I don't see how AI removes victims when new victims are conceived as needed. You'll never run out of victims as long as they're just making shit up.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 16, 2026 11:33 AM (w/O5Q)

15 Cleaning out my truck box, maybe a 1WP

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 11:34 AM (Ia/+0)

16 "The scribe mentality is best neutralized by canalizing energies into purposeful and useful pursuits"

Canalizing. Interesting.

My own thoughts on AI are deeply pessimistic. I've never tried to do anything creative with it (art is meaningless unless produced by a human, IMHO). I regularly ask Grok for various info that I would have googled in the past (not that I ever use google). If it's vital info, I wouldn't trust Grok, but check its work. If it's something simple, like "Who first released The Impossible Dream? - fabulous! Also useful for giving me a starting place for further personal research.

Posted by: Deep Purple at May 16, 2026 11:34 AM (w6EFb)

17 OMG nooooooo!

One-Third of Black Caucus Seats Threatened by Redistricting Fight

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:36 AM (ndZc7)

18 Scribes have been getting bad press since Bible times. Same with my profession.

Posted by: The Head Pharisee at May 16, 2026 11:37 AM (oftw2)

19 KT I don't attempt to delve into almost any of this, anything involving young'ns and or self-described "socialists" because they're variously not very intelligent, or very practically intelligent, or worldly, or motivated by anything more than will to power, envy, and resentment. Nothing there to work with.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2026 11:37 AM (U/Byj)

20 That top meme is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 11:37 AM (bss/y)

21 Good morning K.T.
AI like anything else humans produce is a tool . It can be used for good or evil. I like that AI can help in uncovering frauds against the government. I don't like that it could be used as an all encompassing surveillance tool .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2026 11:39 AM (gu0hJ)

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17 OMG nooooooo!

One-Third of Black Caucus Seats Threatened by Redistricting Fight
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:36 AM

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The affected office holders should address this by screaming ghetto threats and insults into the faces of the nearest white people. Immediately. Immediately.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 16, 2026 11:39 AM (biznJ)

23 15 Cleaning out my truck box, maybe a 1WP
Posted by: Skip

Please come back at 2PM Sunday. CBD needs the clicks.

Posted by: AOS Scheduling Dept. at May 16, 2026 11:40 AM (oftw2)

24 We are literally under siege monthly with local officials trying to lipstick the pig that is a datacenter. Nobody locally wants it. The local politicos however have $$ incentives to screw the locals. It's a goddamn mess.

I get the desire to limit the number of big, power-hungry boxes blighting the landscape, but;

1) Places like Loudon Co. here in NoVa have practically their entire budget paid by taxes on DCs. Nobody complains about that.
2) People like playing with AI enabled by data centers. They almost never volunteer to just do without them.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

25 The affected office holders should address this by screaming ghetto threats and insults into the faces of the nearest white people. Immediately. Immediately.

So...Tuesday.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 11:41 AM (Riz8t)

26 Fetterman Warns Democratic Base Is Growing More Anti-American

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Is that even possible?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:42 AM (ndZc7)

27 /off Deep Purple sock

>>>He's the US ambo to Turkey. Unusual to see someone in that position involved in this sort of work.

Lots of CIA activity in embassies. He facilitated on some level. Remember Chris Stevens.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 11:42 AM (w6EFb)

28 Here's a non-scribe use of AI:

This is the promise of AI. My favorite result now is the guys who solved the previously intractable protein folding problem - a hugely important contribution to human welfare.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

29 The real problem with ai is it comes at a time when popular media, creative arts in total, absolutely sucks and is of the lowest quality. They did this because low quality sold well initially. That's what the dummies wanted so that's what the dummies got.

But then the creatives directed all their leftover energy that wasn't needed for producing this simple minded pablum into constant political propaganda. And they have greatly overestimated the true value of their crap messaging. It has obtained negative value really.

They could produce better quality work but that's harder, they have no experience in it, and that doesn't give them the opportunity to pat themselves on the back for being good party members pushing "the narrative". So everything is crap, the kind of easily produced crap trained monkeys could easily produce, or in this case ai.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 11:43 AM (3uBP9)

30
I keep seeing stories about AI being used to make incompetence have the outward appearance of competence. Combined with DEI, it looks sort of, you know, civilization-ending.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 16, 2026 11:43 AM (biznJ)

31
The Big Dummy made it through the first cut of dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 11:44 AM (HdYcL)

32 You'll never run out of victims as long as they're just making shit up.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 16, 2026 11:33 AM (w/O5Q)

So true.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 11:44 AM (w6EFb)

33 Fetterman Warns Democratic Base Is Growing More Anti-American

I'm pretty sure he'll leave the Democrats and become an Independent. The big question is with whom will he caucus?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

34 While I love the tech behind AI, I absolutely despise most of the ways it's being used. Generative AI for creative purposes is taking probabilities harvested from actual creators and using it to create simulacrums of creative work, devoid of meaningful human input.

Combine that with the fact that the industry is pushing recklessly toward removing compute power from the individual consumer and putting out firmly in the grasp of Big Tech.

Combine both of those with the fact that the power and water needs of AI data centers are driving up the cost of living for the average citizen.

All said and done, we have a system where the average person has a lower quality of life and less access to technology and information, at a higher cost.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at May 16, 2026 11:45 AM (Wt18Q)

35 If accurate, wow. Trump: if you want to see a university system die, take half a million people out (Chinese students).

Umm. Where to begin.

Yes, in many respects we want it to die. In its current form. Because it plays a large part in creating *everything Trump spends all his time trying to destroy or reduce*. Ahemm.

But it won't die (that's idiotic) because of course it won't. It seems to have existed and flourished prior to one PRC national becoming a student. Gee, I wonder if agriculture, hospitality, meat processing, and unskilled manufacturing will die if we enforce immigration law?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2026 11:46 AM (U/Byj)

36 But then the creatives directed all their leftover energy that wasn't needed for producing this simple minded pablum into constant political propaganda. And they have greatly overestimated the true value of their crap messaging. It has obtained negative value really.

I keep seeing stories about AI being used to make incompetence have the outward appearance of competence. Combined with DEI, it looks sort of, you know, civilization-ending.

If I were a campaign consultant, I would be very, very worried about my future employability.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

37 Great, Hadrian!

Posted by: KT at May 16, 2026 11:46 AM (rdeQO)

38 So far my opinion of AI is its fake stuff, not worthy of believing it

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 11:48 AM (Ia/+0)

39 Their friends don't like them.

Karol Markowicz: Face It, Jewish Liberals: You Have No Friends on the Left

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:48 AM (ndZc7)

40 I should add that from what I can see, AI (the industry, not the tech), is actively building two of those pillars of socialism: scarcity and an associated managerial class.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at May 16, 2026 11:49 AM (Wt18Q)

41
We are literally under siege monthly with local officials trying to lipstick the pig that is a datacenter. Nobody locally wants it. The local politicos however have $$ incentives to screw the locals. It's a goddamn mess.

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What's the problem with a data center?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 11:49 AM (XJ22o)

42 What's the problem with a data center?

Take a look.
https://www.datacentermap.com/content/nova/

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

43 Today I Learned:

Gordon Liddy performed an FBI background check on her before marrying his wife. Presumably she had no skeletons in her closet or illicit payments to subversive organizations.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 11:53 AM (WXiAd)

44 President Trump paling with the Chinese might be the worst idea he has had. They tried to kill us all with Covid in my opinion.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 11:53 AM (Ia/+0)

45 But I also think it creates more leisure for engineering, exploration, science.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 11:53 AM (bss/y)

46 How Data Center Alley Is Changing Northern Virginia
When data gets heavy in Loudoun County


https://tinyurl.com/4w43fzr6

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

47 Judicial Watch Sues for Records on $2 Billion Grant to Nonprofit Linked to Stacey Abrams

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Particular scrutiny will be used regarding payments to Waffle House.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:54 AM (ndZc7)

48 26 Fetterman Warns Democratic Base Is Growing More Anti-American

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Is that even possible?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:42 AM (ndZc7)

Welcome to the Party pal!

Posted by: John McLaine at May 16, 2026 11:54 AM (bss/y)

49 I've said this before, I'll say it again: What is a threat at this stage is not what passes for "AI" (which is nothing deserving of the label), it's human stupidity that uses it as an excuse to do foolish or even vile things.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at May 16, 2026 11:57 AM (N5734)

50 I keep seeing stories about AI being used to make incompetence have the outward appearance of competence. Combined with DEI, it looks sort of, you know, civilization-ending.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


It's not going to remove a lot of work in the intermediate; everything it spits out has to be rechecked. It may end up being only useful in discrete applications. The thing is that we're in a kind of anxious state because people insist it's the new arms race. Those that don't jump in will be left behind, but, at the same time, there's a potential for catastrophe for those that do jump in.

Something to remember: this just the first iteration of AI. The next could be greatly advantageous or intensely destructive. No one knows.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2026 11:58 AM (diia5)

51 I think I've seen this movie.

Japan Uses Handmade “Monster Wolves” to Deter Bear Attacks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

52 Boy not much gets by Fetterman, does it. Sharp cookie.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2026 11:59 AM (U/Byj)

53 Something to remember: this just the first iteration of AI. The next could be greatly advantageous or intensely destructive. No one knows.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2026 11:58 AM (diia5)

I'm praying for SkyNet. When we get the alerts that the ICBMs are flying I'm going to laugh my ass off until I get vaporized.

Posted by: No more AI slop! at May 16, 2026 11:59 AM (TbWk/)

54 I've said this before, I'll say it again: What is a threat at this stage is not what passes for "AI" (which is nothing deserving of the label), it's human stupidity that uses it as an excuse to do foolish or even vile things.

That's just silly. It will be used exclusively for good.

https://tinyurl.com/4dvn7bmf

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)

55 AI, like the internet, is for porn.
Why you think AI was born? PORN PORN PORN!!!

Posted by: Trekkie Monster at May 16, 2026 12:01 PM (TbWk/)

56 AI will help smart folks be smarter and will make dumb folks dumber.

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Anal Invasion at May 16, 2026 12:01 PM (QGJ7D)

57 Primary commercial purpose of AInis to Hoover up anything on everybody to justify jacking your interest and insurance rates, and get a penny for each 'personal' ad directed at you.

That is all.

Sorry, derivative art and animation is so... derivative. Which means boring as two earth worms fucking and almost as glorious.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2026 12:01 PM (/lPRQ)

58 AI will help smart folks be smarter and will make dumb folks dumber.

I think you may be on to something.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)

59 > What's the problem with a data center?
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In the county one is proposed to go there is currently insufficient water for the existing residents, the power grid would have to be expanded, bigly, and the potential tax incentive for the county would be deferred for a decade (the center gets free water, electricity and pays no taxes for a decade.)

That, in a nutshell, is the problem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 12:02 PM (jehhT)

60 41
We are literally under siege monthly with local officials trying to lipstick the pig that is a datacenter. Nobody locally wants it. The local politicos however have $$ incentives to screw the locals. It's a goddamn mess.

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What's the problem with a data center?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 11:49 AM (XJ22o)

Wildly huge power user who doesn't tend to pay for that usage that hurts homeowners...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 16, 2026 12:02 PM (tOcjL)

61 Skip

Fauci and the inner Deep State tried to kneecap China. Very similar to Hillary kneecapping the EU by getting rid of Gaddafi.

The virus was expected to leak, and the lab was moved to China deliberately.

Mass travel of infected Chinese to Italy was the first response by China. Then Fentanyl and precursors were the further Chinese reaction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 12:03 PM (u82oZ)

62 Sorry, derivative art and animation is so... derivative. Which means boring as two earth worms fucking and almost as glorious.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2026 12:01 PM (/lPRQ)

But the earthworms will have really big tits.

Posted by: I mean, that's something at May 16, 2026 12:04 PM (TbWk/)

63 The Butlerian Jihad awaits.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 16, 2026 12:04 PM (Apzx6)

64
How Data Center Alley Is Changing Northern Virginia
When data gets heavy in Loudoun County

https://tinyurl.com/4w43fzr6
Posted by: Archimedes

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An interesting skim that suggests problems can be avoided through good planning (I know I know, as if that's going to come from a government authority).

But here's the conclusion: we can't get rid of these things "unless online shopping, streaming, social media, digitized archives, search engines, AI, and most online activity cease to be a part of contemporary life."

So, better figure out how to take advantage of them. For a start, the tax benefits are significant.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:04 PM (XJ22o)

65 Okay, I overstated my first bullet in #24. Data centers don't pay for almost all of the county budget, but it's sure a big chunk. Would the average person swap a lower power and water bill for the higher taxes needed to replace lost DC revenue? Color me skeptical.

Data centers generate roughly 38% of Loudoun County's General Fund revenue and account for nearly half of all property tax collections. The industry’s massive tax contributions—primarily driven by business tangible personal property taxes on computer equipment—help fund county services while keeping residential property tax rates significantly lower than neighboring jurisdictions

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)

66
Wildly huge power user who doesn't tend to pay for that usage that hurts homeowners...
Posted by: Nova Local

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Well, that's not what I'm reading. A new user of a significant chunk of power has to build up their own infrastructure, and the taxes they pay are huge.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:06 PM (XJ22o)

67 Fauci and the inner Deep State tried to kneecap China. Very similar to Hillary kneecapping the EU by getting rid of Gaddafi.

The virus was expected to leak, and the lab was moved to China deliberately.


I've not heard that take before. Why would Fauci want to kneecap China? His politics suggest the opposite.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

68 But here's the conclusion: we can't get rid of these things "unless online shopping, streaming, social media, digitized archives, search engines, AI, and most online activity cease to be a part of contemporary life."

So, better figure out how to take advantage of them. For a start, the tax benefits are significant.


Yup. See my #24.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

69 There will always be scarcity, all systems have limiting factors. Eventually, even in Star Trek, the limiting factor is the ability of humans to pay attention.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 12:08 PM (rbvCR)

70 65 Okay, I overstated my first bullet in #24. Data centers don't pay for almost all of the county budget, but it's sure a big chunk. Would the average person swap a lower power and water bill for the higher taxes needed to replace lost DC revenue? Color me skeptical.

Data centers generate roughly 38% of Loudoun County's General Fund revenue and account for nearly half of all property tax collections. The industry’s massive tax contributions—primarily driven by business tangible personal property taxes on computer equipment—help fund county services while keeping residential property tax rates significantly lower than neighboring jurisdictions
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)

You also have to ask - do those homeowners want possible blackout, decreased mandated energy usage, and other issues...and what about those energy buyers who DO NOT live in Loudon County so have all of the harms and none of the bennies.

Dominion Power doesn't have a Loudon County rate vs a Fairfax County rate vs an Arlington County rate...so you now have one county enforcing harms on another with no recourse...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 16, 2026 12:08 PM (tOcjL)

71
What's the problem with a data center?
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In the county one is proposed to go there is currently insufficient water for the existing residents, the power grid would have to be expanded, bigly, and the potential tax incentive for the county would be deferred for a decade (the center gets free water, electricity and pays no taxes for a decade.)

That, in a nutshell, is the problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

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That's terrible planning. Why on earth would any government authority go along with those terms?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:08 PM (XJ22o)

72 Archimedes

Fauci was the tool, not the director.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 12:08 PM (u82oZ)

73 Dominion Power doesn't have a Loudon County rate vs a Fairfax County rate vs an Arlington County rate...so you now have one county enforcing harms on another with no recourse...

Good point.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)

74 Archimedes

Fauci was the tool, not the director.


Who was the director? It isn't like Obama or Biden wanted to damage China.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

75 49 I've said this before, I'll say it again: What is a threat at this stage is not what passes for "AI" (which is nothing deserving of the label), it's human stupidity that uses it as an excuse to do foolish or even vile things.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at May 16, 2026 11:57 AM (N5734)

This. What's hilarious is that people use it an a veneer of authority and neutrality. Dude, you cannot say AI told you this shit so I should believe it when I know which commie fuck taught the fucking garbage in garbage out model.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:11 PM (bss/y)

76 73 Dominion Power doesn't have a Loudon County rate vs a Fairfax County rate vs an Arlington County rate...so you now have one county enforcing harms on another with no recourse...

Good point.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)

Yes, I expect this is the next era of lawsuit.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 16, 2026 12:11 PM (tOcjL)

77 Blonde Mortixtl

Water usage is being diverted from Agriculture for data centers.

There is a big research push in chemistry right now for cooling fluids that do not depend on water. These will be much more expensive, of course.

All the concrete work is a major water suck input. So even construction has issues, let alone operating the data center.

Bottom line, not cost effective overall.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 12:12 PM (u82oZ)

78 The Data center boom should be familiar to everyone by now. We've seen boom and bust cycles for decades. They are going to overbuild and it will shrink as winners and losers get sorted. We may see a Moore's Law super-feat that greatly advances the computational power needed for AI, lessening the need for these monster sites. Just be aware that the CCP wholly intends to use what ever advance they make to harm the US. So, we are kind of locked into that arms race no matter what happens.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2026 12:13 PM (diia5)

79 74 Archimedes

Fauci was the tool, not the director.

Who was the director? It isn't like Obama or Biden wanted to damage China.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

Fauci was protecting himself as well as the Chinese, I think. Because he knew if he spilled the beans on them, they'd spill the beans on him. So each side went with their own cover story and everyone got to do what they wanted with impunity. China liquidated some problem people, asshats here got to do all the wonderful technocratic things they wanted to do. (UBI, Vote cheating, population control.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)

80
Take a look.
https://www.datacentermap.com/content/nova/
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Those companies better be digging wells and laying their own power lines because that's a lotta data centers! But we use vast tracts of land for farming and mining, so...

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:14 PM (XJ22o)

81 The Data center boom should be familiar to everyone by now. We've seen boom and bust cycles for decades. They are going to overbuild and it will shrink as winners and losers get sorted.

More likely is they will follow the model of the fiber optic internet buildout. They will build excess capacity which will be underutilized for a bit, but then demand will catch up.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

82 What's the problem with a data center?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 11:49 AM (XJ22o)


On the political front: the companies have more money and influence than the people that are supposedly electing the politicians - it is like having the megacasino move in promising lots of money that the government supposedly can get. It means the locals are now unimportant and can be steamrolled on anything the company wants
On the economic front: the boost by construction is temporary and probably will be carried by outsiders, paid to outsiders and leaves ghost towns of "worker housing" that will be filled with welfare tenants who then do what people with no jobs and money always do to small towns
On the resource front: water and electricity get sucked out of the system, and that will force prices higher for both

Further, I believe the datacenter push is the modern "skyscraper" curse, they will get half built as it is a business cycle that misallocates capital, and will collapse into an economic disaster leaving debt and abandoned construction sites that no one can recover

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 12:15 PM (rbvCR)

83 Actually, Fauci was our tool under our direct orders to release the Wuhan Red Death as a way to suppress the labor market while Dick Cheney blew up the levees in New Orleans so I could hire the unemployed masses at minimum wage, a shift meal and a uniform to work at our unregulated Koch Industries. Profit!

Posted by: Zombie Albert Speer, The Lost Koch Brother at May 16, 2026 12:15 PM (QGJ7D)

84 >>>>>>>That's terrible planning. Why on earth would any government authority go along with those terms?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
*******
The white envelope was passed.

Posted by: Cosda at May 16, 2026 12:15 PM (VNcOi)

85 Archimedes

Obama and Biden's staff were Deep State operative.

The leadership of the WEF are not friends of China. China was in the way of their power. So that mess of WEF éminence grises is on brand for this analysis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 12:16 PM (u82oZ)

86 > That's terrible planning. Why on earth would any government authority go along with those terms?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixt
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Greed. They're being paid off. And promised a revenue stream (taxes) that will, after a decade, fill the county politicians pockets with more money.

There's zero incentives for the local population.

The push back has been pretty bold on both sides. FWIW, it's not the county I personally live in, but I'm literally a stones throw from it. The resources this DC would consume will likely affect me... either through rate increases or outages.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 12:16 PM (jehhT)

87 So each side went with their own cover story and everyone got to do what they wanted with impunity.

I think this is the real answer. Fauci was so arrogant he decided that the constraints placed on research that interested him were unreasonable, so he did an end-around.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

88 Further, I believe the datacenter push is the modern "skyscraper" curse, they will get half built as it is a business cycle that misallocates capital, and will collapse into an economic disaster leaving debt and abandoned construction sites that no one can recover
Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 12:15 PM (rbvCR)

Heh. The Chinese Ghost City model.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)

89 I should also mention - Dominion Power serves Virginia and parts of North Carolina. So now one state is also placing harms on another state's residents, with that state getting no bennies, directly or indirectly.

This is why data centers have been encouraged to create their own power sources (and nuclear has been discussed). If it doesn't happen, this is going to spiral and spiral quickly...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 16, 2026 12:17 PM (tOcjL)

90 It's not a datacenter, but Micron is building a huge chip processing plant in my AO. The demands of water, electricity and natural gas is enormous, and it is having an impact on supply. And it's still an ongoing construction project.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 16, 2026 12:18 PM (0aYVJ)

91
Bottom line, not cost effective overall.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

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For whom? If it's AWS and Skybox who are losing money at the outset, I've got no problem with it.

I read the article about water and power usage, and I get that's a problem, which SHOULD be preventable through decent planning. Which, I admit, is the incredibly weak link. If there's no way to maintain essential agriculture and a data center, there should be no question which one goes.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:18 PM (XJ22o)

92 Further, I believe the datacenter push is the modern "skyscraper" curse, they will get half built as it is a business cycle that misallocates capital, and will collapse into an economic disaster leaving debt and abandoned construction sites that no one can recover

Call us! We have a lot of experience in this area.

Posted by: The CCP and Evergrande at May 16, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

93
The Big Dummy didn't make the final cut of 6 males. That's disappointing, to say the least. I'm sure Her Majesty, TBD, his Ohio mom and his handler did everything right, but sometimes the judges are just obtuse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 12:19 PM (HdYcL)

94 I think this is the real answer. Fauci was so arrogant he decided that the constraints placed on research that interested him were unreasonable, so he did an end-around.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

Exactly, and that is mirrored in a lot of his other stuff. The handling of AIDS or Covid is obvious tinker, dilettante kind of 'what if I do this' problem solving rather than rigorous actual, we identify, devise a course of action, then implement.

The constrait portion is obvious from the puppies. Now any human who is even partially adjusted would stop and think 'What benefits can we learn by doing this?' all the while viscerally recoiling from torturing animals. I would think any soul possessing human would think 'We can't do this. Nothing we could learn would be worth the stain.'

This fucker needs five in the back of the head (just to be sure.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)

95
It's not a datacenter, but Micron is building a huge chip processing plant in my AO. The demands of water, electricity and natural gas is enormous, and it is having an impact on supply. And it's still an ongoing construction project.
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Why isn't Micron obligated to build sufficient infrastructure for such an extraordinary demand on water and power?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:21 PM (XJ22o)

96 More likely is they will follow the model of the fiber optic internet buildout. They will build excess capacity which will be underutilized for a bit, but then demand will catch up.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)


The chip sets used in data centers have been described as "having a slightly longer use life than a sheet cake from Costco"
The chip advances are so fast, building a billion dollars worth of data centers means you have a billion dollars of obsolete equipment in five years. You better make your money back in that time and have enough investor belief that you can repeat that miracle in the next iteration.
It worked with electrical generation, and steam engines, they hope it will work this time as well

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 12:21 PM (rbvCR)

97 Construction on the data center here is going full tilt boogie . I do question why tanker trucks are using city water supply and hauling it back to the data center.Ok , that was a joke.. I know why


Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2026 12:21 PM (z2aPa)

98
The Big Dummy didn't make the final cut of 6 males. That's disappointing, to say the least. I'm sure Her Majesty, TBD, his Ohio mom and his handler did everything right, but sometimes the judges are just obtuse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Awww. Give The Big Dummy a treat for me.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:21 PM (XJ22o)

99 That's terrible planning. Why on earth would any government authority go along with those terms?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:08 PM (XJ22o)


The companies are stuffing the politicians' pockets full of money.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 12:22 PM (rbvCR)

100 Blonde Mortixtl

Overall citizen economic costs is where the cost effectiveness fails. It does enrich insiders.

Impoverishing citizens to get better search engines and cheating on homework does not replace crops in the field and a robust mixed economy..

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 12:22 PM (u82oZ)

101 The new thing around here are energy storage facilities, aka battery farms. They want to build one at the site of a former Catholic HS about a mile and a half from me. Houses and an apartment complex are near by. At least four more have been proposed in my county. One built already had a fire in the county south of me. Look up Moss Landing. Not good to be near people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2026 12:23 PM (gu0hJ)

102 It worked with electrical generation, and steam engines, they hope it will work this time as well
Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 12:21 PM (rbvCR)

THIS is a good point. I built my current system in 2020 (to play games), top of the line then. I am now three video card generations behind the top of the line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

103 The chip sets used in data centers have been described as "having a slightly longer use life than a sheet cake from Costco"
The chip advances are so fast, building a billion dollars worth of data centers means you have a billion dollars of obsolete equipment in five years. You better make your money back in that time and have enough investor belief that you can repeat that miracle in the next iteration.


I don't doubt it, but it's like buying a laptop. If you say "I'll wait until the next big technical improvement happens", you'll never buy a laptop, because something else will always be on the horizon.

Replacing the chips inside a DC, while very expensive, will probably not require a new building, or more utilities, and that's what we're talking about (at least I am).

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

104 More likely is they will follow the model of the fiber optic internet buildout. They will build excess capacity which will be underutilized for a bit, but then demand will catch up.
Posted by: Archimedes


Yeah, that's why I wrote 'shrink.' It's not a Dutch tulip craze for sure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2026 12:24 PM (diia5)

105
The chip sets used in data centers have been described as "having a slightly longer use life than a sheet cake from Costco"
The chip advances are so fast, building a billion dollars worth of data centers means you have a billion dollars of obsolete equipment in five years.

Posted by: Kindltot

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This is both exciting and ominous. The speed of technological progress is great, it really is. One hopes that data centers are being designed with this in mind.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:25 PM (XJ22o)

106 This is both exciting and ominous. The speed of technological progress is great, it really is. One hopes that data centers are being designed with this in mind.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:25 PM (XJ22o)

Is it, or will the use of 'AI' flatten it? 'AI' is stupid. It can iterate, sure. But true innovation? No.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

107
This is both exciting and ominous. The speed of technological progress is great, it really is.

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But what are the Europeans doing?

*bites fingernails nervously*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 12:26 PM (HdYcL)

108 This is both exciting and ominous. The speed of technological progress is great, it really is. One hopes that data centers are being designed with this in mind.

Of course they are. There's nothing to worry about.

Posted by: The Tyrell Corporation at May 16, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

109 There is not one solar panel gracing the massive roof space of this data center.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2026 12:27 PM (z2aPa)

110
That's terrible planning. Why on earth would any government authority go along with those terms?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:08 PM (XJ22o)

The companies are stuffing the politicians' pockets full of money.
Posted by: Kindltot

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I know. My question was kinda rhetorical. If these things really are going to leave the locals in the lurch while stuffing the pockets of the decision-makers, then some local rebellions are in order.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:27 PM (XJ22o)

111 99 That's terrible planning. Why on earth would any government authority go along with those terms?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:08 PM (XJ22o)

The companies are stuffing the politicians' pockets full of money.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 12:22 PM (rbvCR)

And the politicians will be rich and then unaffected by all their decisions (b/c they'll move if they have to)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 16, 2026 12:28 PM (tOcjL)

112 But what are the Europeans doing?

*bites fingernails nervously*


The fact that I laughed and knew exactly what you were saying should be of deep, DEEP concern to the Euros.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

113 109 There is not one solar panel gracing the massive roof space of this data center.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2026 12:27 PM (z2aPa)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)

114
Why do data centers need large amounts of water? Is the water being piped once-through for cooling and then immediately discarded? If so, don't they have cooling systems that transfer heat to the air?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 16, 2026 12:28 PM (iTNuP)

115 Hadrian the Seventh

The Europeans are moving to Singapore, the US, Israel, or Dubai for research.

The EU governments are forcing creative people out, and using the money for research to pay for inbred dummies with only social contagion on the invader's minds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

116 I'd be a lot more open to defending human journalists over AI if just five percent of the pompous jerks who swan around as semi-royalty could find their own ass with both hands.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2026 12:29 PM (6C3mT)

117 If so, don't they have cooling systems that transfer heat to the air?

You are clearly unfamiliar with NoVa in August.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

118 Why isn't Micron obligated to build sufficient infrastructure for such an extraordinary demand on water and power?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:21 PM (XJ22o)

They are footing the bill, of course, but the supply of all of that is finite, and it's already having an impact on the surrounding areas. Water, in particular, is a vital resource in Idaho. I work for a company that does a lot of civil engineering and land survey of the numerous infrastructure projects that will supply the plant. The scope is crazy huge, and while the plant will be a good thing for jobs, etc., it really is having a huge impact even before the expansion is complete.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 16, 2026 12:30 PM (0aYVJ)

119 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 12:31 PM (Ia/+0)

120 OT: but there is an ULTRA El Nino on the way!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

121
The Europeans are moving to Singapore, the US, Israel, or Dubai for research.

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Look at the Americans leaving for Europe. Deadweight moving there for freebies. For every one of them, there's at least one European leaving because they can't achieve anything there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 12:31 PM (HdYcL)

122
Impoverishing citizens to get better search engines and cheating on homework does not replace crops in the field and a robust mixed economy..
Posted by: NaCly Dog

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SALTY, didja read the content? It's possible that we could have developed treatments for MRSA and S. aureas without AI, but getting there faster is doubtless saving lives. I've read of other AI-generated cures and treatments. It's not all cheating on homework.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:31 PM (XJ22o)

123
OT: but there is an ULTRA El Nino on the way!

Posted by: Aetius451AD

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w00t! I secretly love El Ninos. It's the only time we get actual WEATHER in SoCal.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:32 PM (XJ22o)

124 Economics is a measure of theft. Growth? Loss? You can always be wrong and their are no repercussions. Give that man a peace prize.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 16, 2026 12:33 PM (D1E+2)

125 w00t! I secretly love El Ninos. It's the only time we get actual WEATHER in SoCal.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:32 PM (XJ22o)

But... the thumbnail said you're supposed to be scared...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

126 This is both exciting and ominous. The speed of technological progress is great, it really is. One hopes that data centers are being designed with this in mind.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:25 PM (XJ22o)


They are not being built with this in mind. They are being built with the cheap interest loans in mind. I lived contingent to construction contracting until 2012 and the problem was never that there wasn't a demand for houses and commercial building, it was that there was funding available and investors willing to fund projects based on what they were owed for past projects that they were expecting to be paid off until the supply of workers got stretched thin, projects slowed down and hired not-competent crews for completion, then the funding started drying up and the whole thing collapsed. Crappy overpriced housing that the county and city thought perfect for subsidized housing. Then the lawsuits started as everyone went banko except the big finance people who took their money home.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 12:34 PM (rbvCR)

127 I'm just hoping for an absolute crash in the costs for NVMe, SSD, and components in general in the 2027-2028 timeframe. I will buy a new case and graphics card for my current mboard replacing one hard drive with a big honkin SSD and maybe upgrade the NVMe. It's a 2018 Z390 with an i9-9900k. I can't afford anything new till well after 2030 probably. But I think things will start crashing 27-28. I can upgrade the graphics card and get a decent boost even though it is still only pcie 3. Graphics card cost should plummet too.

That's my plan at least.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 12:35 PM (3uBP9)

128 Blonde Mortixtl

Alright, which one of you maniacs crossed Blonde Morticia with an Axolotl?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

129 The vision of near zero cost production via robotics and AI necessarily an equally near zero cost of energy and raw materials, a prospect that I find unlikely, unless you believe in matter/energy replicators.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)

130
Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 12:34 PM (rbvCR)

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Acknowledged, that is a nightmare.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:38 PM (XJ22o)

131 Why should I or anyone pay Any attention to so-called scribes or so-called journalists? Let alone AI? The only thing any of them has done is lie to us, blowing smoke up our rears.

Posted by: Kafiroon at May 16, 2026 12:41 PM (IzMux)

132
Alright, which one of you maniacs crossed Blonde Morticia with an Axolotl?
Posted by: Archimedes

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I arise from Tenochtitlan, worshiper of Huitzilopochtli!!

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:41 PM (XJ22o)

133 Why do data centers need large amounts of water? Is the water being piped once-through for cooling and then immediately discarded? If so, don't they have cooling systems that transfer heat to the air?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


My understanding is that the amount of water that isn't evaporated is returned to the water supply as greywater that has to be processed, and the goal is to build the newer centers with closed-loop systems that do not require large amounts of 'new' water.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2026 12:43 PM (diia5)

134 Honest answer AI is making me better at my job, at least in the short term. The problem is that instead of learning things I'm learning how to tell AI to do them.

And you still have to look at what it is doing, but as opposed to working on 1 task at a time, I find now I can manage it working on 3.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

135 My understanding is that the amount of water that isn't evaporated is returned to the water supply as greywater that has to be processed, and the goal is to build the newer centers with closed-loop systems that do not require large amounts of 'new' water.

The goal is large scale manatee farming in NoVa.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

136 Dumb question. Would freon work as a cooling system?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2026 12:45 PM (z2aPa)

137
My understanding is that the amount of water that isn't evaporated is returned to the water supply as greywater that has to be processed, and the goal is to build the newer centers with closed-loop systems that do not require large amounts of 'new' water.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

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Also these new coolants being developed.

The issue of water consumption looks serious to me, as Pug noted @118.

Nuclear power for these centers seems like the best option.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:45 PM (XJ22o)

138 We are the priests of the temples of Syrinx.

Posted by: The Priests of the Temples of Syrinx at May 16, 2026 12:45 PM (fpvB5)

139 Battery Farm today, toxic waste dump in 20 years

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Ia/+0)

140 You have to give pause to the people who rail against EV's and how they couldn't possibly replace ICE vehicles if the existing power grid isn't expanded, yet are quiet when it comes to data centers and the power requirements they have.

I mean, if it's an issue for one, it's an issue for the other isn't it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 12:47 PM (jehhT)

141 Dumb question. Would freon work as a cooling system?

Not really. It would take more power to run the compressor. Freon cools as it expands from the compressor, and then absorbs heat from the local surroundings, which is then emitted to the outside. However there is net creation of heat and consumption of power.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

142 Hot water is a pollutant because of reduced oxygen solubility. You can't just dump it into waterways, you'd kill all the fish. And lots of water is needed for heat transfer. Synthetic coolants are enormously more expensive.

Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at May 16, 2026 12:49 PM (fpps3)

143 I mean, if it's an issue for one, it's an issue for the other isn't it?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 12:47 PM


Similar I guess, but one is a problem of generation while the other is a problem of both generation and distribution. One could, in theory, put the Datacenter powerplant at the datacenter. Can't put a powerplant in my garage.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 12:50 PM (4NO2D)

144 Hot water is a pollutant because of reduced oxygen solubility. You can't just dump it into waterways, you'd kill all the fish.

Then how do you explain sunfish?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)

145
Honest answer AI is making me better at my job, at least in the short term. The problem is that instead of learning things I'm learning how to tell AI to do them.

And you still have to look at what it is doing, but as opposed to working on 1 task at a time, I find now I can manage it working on 3.
Posted by: 18-1

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Absolutely. I can edit a formula to include a new field and tease out all the levels of nesting and still miss a curly bracket or misplace a semicolon and have to do it all over again, or just let AI get it right in 2 seconds. AI is on a continuum that includes calculators and spellcheckers. Or should I say spell Czech hers, but still...

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:51 PM (XJ22o)

146 Why cant we use salt water for AI cooling?

Yes you have to set it up so a smaller amount of fresh water exchanges heat with the larger salt water because salt water will corrode electronics, but I assume you can reduce the amount of fresh water used, and replace the cheaper mechanical components as needed at minimal cost

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

147 Why cant we use salt water for AI cooling?

Yes you have to set it up so a smaller amount of fresh water exchanges heat with the larger salt water because salt water will corrode electronics, but I assume you can reduce the amount of fresh water used, and replace the cheaper mechanical components as needed at minimal cost


This raises another question: why are they building DCs on such valuable land near DC? What is the transmission length, and does that determine how close the DC has to be to wherever?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

148 Wasn't the possibility of putting data centers out in the ocean being floated?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2026 12:53 PM (z2aPa)

149 Wasn't the possibility of putting data centers out in the ocean being floated?

Yup. Elon is looking at both marine and space-based DCs.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

150 Then how do you explain sunfish?

90-106F water isn't hot. Besides, not much good killing off everything that's not adapted to lower oxygen levels.

Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at May 16, 2026 12:54 PM (fpps3)

151 Wasn't the possibility of putting data centers out in the ocean being floated?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2026 12:53 PM


ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 12:55 PM (4NO2D)

152 148 Wasn't the possibility of putting data centers out in the ocean being floated?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2026 12:53 PM (z2aPa)

Also in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)

153 I would bet that heat would be a massive problem in a space based datacenter.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 12:55 PM (4NO2D)

154 Then how do you explain sunfish?

90-106F water isn't hot. Besides, not much good killing off everything that's not adapted to lower oxygen levels.


Methinks you took a rather silly joke more seriously than was intended.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

155 Not a expert, but salt water eats most everything

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 12:56 PM (Ia/+0)

156 This raises another question: why are they building DCs on such valuable land near DC? What is the transmission length, and does that determine how close the DC has to be to wherever?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

Because that is where the politicians are. And they are stupid and corrupt and want the money for giving the land to the data centers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:56 PM (bss/y)

157 Data center cooling is something Musk/Space X have toyed with. There's a proposal to put data centers in space. The power requirements are an issue, but I suppose if sized right, solar might work as the cooling would sort of take care of itself.

Or go nuclear.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 12:57 PM (jehhT)

158 Methinks you took a rather silly joke more seriously than was intended.

My bad! I don't want to be in hot water here

Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at May 16, 2026 12:57 PM (fpps3)

159
But what are the Europeans doing?

*bites fingernails nervously*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Hee hee.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:57 PM (XJ22o)

160 153 I would bet that heat would be a massive problem in a space based datacenter.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 12:55 PM (4NO2D)

Yeah. Same with like a nuke generator.

I know, we'll use fans!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:57 PM (bss/y)

161 I would bet that heat would be a massive problem in a space based datacenter.

Why? Radiative cooling and a very cold ambient should work wonders. I haven't run the numbers, but I imagine it's quite doable.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

162 I imagine it's quite doable.

Space needs babel fish rather than sunfish. Well known fact.

Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at May 16, 2026 01:00 PM (fpps3)

163 > This raises another question: why are they building DCs on such valuable land near DC? What is the transmission length, and does that determine how close the DC has to be to wherever?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

Because that is where the politicians are. And they are stupid and corrupt and want the money for giving the land to the data centers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:56 PM (bss/y)
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The local politicos here see nothing but money when someone mentions "data center." They'll get a bribe for rezoning acres of prime farmland. They'll get a bribe for channeling the center cheap, subsidized power and water. They'll get a cut of the property and utility taxes when those kick in.

It's good to be a politico.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 01:00 PM (jehhT)

164 I understand this post more and more

https://tinyurl.com/3c4h3fp3

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:02 PM (4NO2D)

165 Forgot the particulars, but recently China got caught running a police station somewhere here, no doubt keeping control of spies and informants.
I want less Chinese here than more

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Ia/+0)

166 Wasn't the possibility of putting data centers out in the ocean being floated?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2026 12:53 PM (z2aPa)

The sunk costs would be enormous.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 16, 2026 01:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

167 Why? Radiative cooling and a very cold ambient should work wonders. I haven't run the numbers, but I imagine it's quite doable.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 12:58 PM


Without convective cooling, enormous radiators would be required.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)

168 I will always cherish the memory of the young mom who serenely pushed her grocery cart snd child down the aisle - WITHOUT A MASK. This was in early days of Covid, when there were arrows on the grocery store floor.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 16, 2026 01:05 PM (SiGDV)

169 > Forgot the particulars, but recently China got caught running a police station somewhere here, no doubt keeping control of spies and informants.
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There is, or was, a Naval Recruiting Station in California staffed entirely by Chinese nationals.

The "Chinese police station(s)" are in a number of cities. Purportedly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 01:06 PM (jehhT)

170 looking at the ISS, the radiators are about half the size of the solar panels.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:06 PM (4NO2D)

171 I haven't followed the whole AI thing (or much of anything else lately) as closely as I should, but I can't help wondering about the notion of the AIs 'hallucinating' or just making stuff up in some contexts. IIRC, part of training all these things involved LLMs that scraped all the text they could find in places like Internet Archive etc. So the models were 'learning' not only from factual sources but from a crudload of fiction as well. So...

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 16, 2026 01:06 PM (q3u5l)

172 Without convective cooling, enormous radiators would be required.

Understood, but the question is how enormous? They already do this for satellites and such, which admittedly use much less power.

I know! We use radiators the size of Mars and solve global warming by blocking out the sun. It can't miss!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

173 Latest report of a spy station was in NYC just a couple of days ago

Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2026 01:07 PM (z2aPa)

174 In engineering, hard engineering, I see a correlation between younger engineers, who often don't entirely understand what they're doing, and ai use.

Older engineers, who are used to mentoring younger people, and would only hand something off to another if they didn't have time to do it right themselves or because the younger need experience, mostly avoid ai.

But its use is inevitable, not because it is necessarily useful at this stage, but because management, who already don't understand engineering, will mandate its use as a cost saving. All the big integrated software houses, Siemens, Hexagon (or WTF they call themselves now), Dassault, they are all doing the hard sell on ai to the industry.

And management are always easy marks for these engineering software houses. Because they are ignoramuses. They think engineering is just a secondary roadblock to having all their magical unicorn fantasies fulfilled. And an ai will open the gates to their unicorns faster than the mean old engineers.

We're not there yet. But it is coming.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 01:08 PM (3uBP9)

175 So the counties, etc. get more property taxes. Do the residents get lowered taxes, or do the local "leaders" just have more money to spend on pet projects? Hmmm, which way would that possibly go?

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at May 16, 2026 01:08 PM (rCPYx)

176 So the counties, etc. get more property taxes. Do the residents get lowered taxes, or do the local "leaders" just have more money to spend on pet projects? Hmmm, which way would that possibly go?

Having watching local politics for a while, tax cuts are outside of the vocabulary of most politicos.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

177 Per grok, the ISS solar arrays product 190W per square meter of power.

Is that density adequate to power a space datacenter? Would you need miles of arrays?

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:10 PM (4NO2D)

178 I love the modern age.

Radiators generally dissipate a few hundred watts per square meter (usually 300 to 460 W/m², depending on their operating temperature and materials.1 MW of IT load: Requires roughly \(1,200 \text{ m}^2\) if the radiator is highly efficient and operates optimally. More conservative estimates for standard spacecraft materials push this closer to \(3,000+\text{ m}^2\) per megawatt.A standard 50 MW data center: Cooling this would require roughly \(150,000 \text{ m}^2\) of radiator space (about 20 football fields), making massive centralized data centers in space completely unfeasible due to launch weight constraints.

2. Why the Size Varies So Much
The size of a space radiator is completely dependent on its operating temperature.Passive cooling requires the largest surface area. Every square meter of radiator will only reject a few hundred watts. Emitted thermal radiation scales exponentially with temperature (\(T^{4}\)). Running the cooling loop and hardware significantly hotter vastly shrinks the required surface area

(1 of 2)

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

179 Distributed satellites: Instead of building a 1 MW data center in one spot, companies deploy swarms of individual, distributed satellites.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

180 There's a lot of talk about servers in space.

SPACE SERVERS

But I would imagine cooling is even more of an issue there. As is power. Not so much of a problem with space though. I think there might actually be more space in space than not space. Haven't confirmed that though, just a hunch.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 01:11 PM (3uBP9)

181 13 Two pretty big anti-terror successes. The kill mission against an ISIS big turban hiding in Nigeria, and arrest of an Iranian cut-out Iraqi "militia" guy involved in attacks in Europe and planning for same here.

One intriguing and puzzling thing in Patel's statement on the arrest. He thanks our "allies", "including Ambassador Tom Barrack". ?? He's the US ambo to Turkey. Unusual to see someone in that position involved in this sort of work. He's also not an "ally", of course. Whatever.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2026 11:33 AM (U/Byj)


Good catch! That sounds like a way to thank Turkey without explicitly admitting they were heavily involved. A certain amount of diplomacy involves people pretending not to know things that everyone knows, in order to avoid friction in useful relationships; but the bare minimum to allow that to work is to at least avoid saying it out loud in public.

Posted by: XiVotl at May 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Sy6m/)

182 /off Aztec sock

Posted by: SciVo at May 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Sy6m/)

183 True? Your thoughts?

I think this French guy wants to blame Americans for Woke, which in some sense is true as our universities and intellectuals all embraced it over the last few decades and the ideology was exported back to Europe and the rest of the world because of American influence.

What he neglects to mention is that all of this "Egalitie" is the byproduct of purely French radical Jacobin ideas of the 18th century. This ideology wasn't birthed in 1968, but 1789.

It isn't about "domination".
It's about unbridled political power based on envy and greed and the act of revenge against their class enemies.

Truth is never their objective.
The objective is always the revolution being used to take power.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 16, 2026 01:13 PM (6ydKt)

184 I still really want to be a SPACE PLUMBER though. I don't know if SPACE SERVERS would need a bathroom. But if they do, I want to be their SPACE PLUMBER.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 01:13 PM (3uBP9)

185 SpaceX’s Transporter program and similar reusable heavy-lift options offer the lowest rates, averaging $3,175/lb to LEO.

Would you want DCs in LEO? Or much further out to geosynchronous orbit?

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:15 PM (4NO2D)

186 Tje CCCP doesn't need to have offices in every major city, in fact 1 is too many.
Said ofter, 40 years ago no one was allowed to leave China, now
millions leave with the good grace of the CCCP. Whst changed?
All of a sudden China wants their citizens to live well and prosper?

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 01:15 PM (Ia/+0)

187 We should just invent computers that don't get so hot. Not sure why everything has to be so complicated.

Posted by: Weasel at May 16, 2026 01:17 PM (GNqmQ)

188 "AI" (ChatGPT in particular) IS ASSHOE.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2026 01:17 PM (cWLG3)

189 So the counties, etc. get more property taxes. Do the residents get lowered taxes, or do the local "leaders" just have more money to spend on pet projects? Hmmm, which way would that possibly go?

Peoples be needing teeths and Narcan to be succesfully and not be axing kwestions.

Posted by: Mayor Karen Bass at May 16, 2026 01:17 PM (QGJ7D)

190 Every wave does this. Technology bifurcates the room. Adapters move up. Resisters get displaced. . .

Yesterday I used AI to do what would've been at least 4 hours of major refactoring on my code. (You always know what the architecture should have been after a few cycles of "do the thing -> the designers try it and figure out that what they told you to do was wrong -> rinse and repeat"). It took 3 minutes, everything was done to my exactly written specs, and it ran properly and passed validation afterwards. It's like word processing vs. quill pens if you can use it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2026 01:18 PM (QZThv)

191 180 There's a lot of talk about servers in space.

SPACE SERVERS

But I would imagine cooling is even more of an issue there. As is power. Not so much of a problem with space though. I think there might actually be more space in space than not space. Haven't confirmed that though, just a hunch.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 01:11 PM (3uBP9)
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Great target practice for anti-satellite weapons!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2026 01:18 PM (cWLG3)

192 Wow! K.T. Thanks!


Sort of related, parents of the better/best K-12 schools trying to make a stand against tech 'consuming' their kids. (Equity becomes one roadblock.)

KSL News Radio, NATIONAL NEWS, May 13, 2026
Some parents don’t want their kids to use tech at school. But districts are pushing back. (By the Associated Press)

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 16, 2026 01:20 PM (NFX2v)

193 >>> We should just invent computers that don't get so hot. Not sure why everything has to be so complicated.
Posted by: Weasel at May 16, 2026 01:17 PM (GNqmQ)


The Matrix computers were so cold they had to keep us peoples around to keep them warm and snug. But maybe that's just the sort of silly plot device you think up when you're couple tranny brained trannies.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 01:21 PM (3uBP9)

194 Dont' trust Google. Google is asshoe!

Google Maps Just 'Unburned' the Pacific Palisades — and Infuriated Angelenos Noticed

https://tinyurl.com/yc82v5bv

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 01:22 PM (Riz8t)

195 We should just invent computers that don't get so hot. Not sure why everything has to be so complicated.

We will, and it's being worked on. We're at the stage with AI that mainframes were in at in the 1950s where you had to have techs running around full time replacing failing vacuum tubes and balancing a checkbook took 100,000 watts. Not including the cooling system.

Back then brute force was much more acceptable. In the 30s there was a 500,000 watt AM station in Cleveland. At that power everyone with dental fillings or dinner forks with certain specific geometries could hear the station for free.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2026 01:24 PM (QZThv)

196 >>> Great target practice for anti-satellite weapons!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2026 01:18 PM (cWLG3)


Protecting against anti-satellite weapons is just one of the many duties of your humble SPACE PLUMBER. There's actually a lot to the job, fighting most aliens, being damned sexy for the green chick aliens, defending against SPACE ATTACKS, clearing SPACE BLOCKAGES, billing,...

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 01:26 PM (3uBP9)

197 I want a giant steam powered wooden computer.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:26 PM (4NO2D)

198 We are suffering from the ruinous competition of a rival who apparently works under conditions so far superior to our own for the production of light that he is flooding the domestic market with it at an incredibly low price; for the moment he appears, our sales cease, all the consumers turn to him, and a branch of French industry whose ramifications are innumerable is all at once reduced to complete stagnation. This rival, which is none other than the sun, is waging war on us so mercilessly we suspect he is being stirred up against us by perfidious Albion (excellent diplomacy nowadays!), particularly because he has for that haughty island a respect that he does not show for us.

continued>

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 16, 2026 01:27 PM (6ydKt)

199 We ask you to be so good as to pass a law requiring the closing of all windows, dormers, skylights, inside and outside shutters, curtains, casements, bull's-eyes, deadlights, and blinds — in short, all openings, holes, chinks, and fissures through which the light of the sun is wont to enter houses, to the detriment of the fair industries with which, we are proud to say, we have endowed the country, a country that cannot, without betraying ingratitude, abandon us today to so unequal a combat.

Bastiat's Candlemaker's Petition:
http://bastiat.org/en/petition.html

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 16, 2026 01:27 PM (6ydKt)

200 I will bet a M2 or Vulcan cannon would be a great space weapon, although you are really back to the cooling problem with those.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:27 PM (4NO2D)

201 “But several rellable, well-informed sources confirmed the idea that Hitler's anti-Semitism was not so genuine or violent as it sounded.”

- NY Times, 1922 with previous “deeply reported” opinion

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So Hitler used antisemitism in the exact same way that the modern left uses racism?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 16, 2026 01:28 PM (THY4u)

202 Just use glycol. It works. We had massive drive networks cooled by antifreeze running thru the DC bus. Sounds crazy but it works.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 16, 2026 01:28 PM (D1E+2)

203 My PC sitting next to me on the floor has a CPU and GPU cooled by a liquid, closed loop system.

I imagine the concept can be scaled for "whatever." At some, yet to be established cost.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 01:29 PM (jehhT)

204 195 We should just invent computers that don't get so hot. Not sure why everything has to be so complicated.

We will, and it's being worked on. We're at the stage with AI that mainframes were in at in the 1950s where you had to have techs running around full time replacing failing vacuum tubes and balancing a checkbook took 100,000 watts. Not including the cooling system.

Back then brute force was much more acceptable. In the 30s there was a 500,000 watt AM station in Cleveland. At that power everyone with dental fillings or dinner forks with certain specific geometries could hear the station for free.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2026 01:24 PM (QZThv)
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You just need dilithium crystals for the processing matrix. 🤓

Posted by: Star Trek Nerd Supreme at May 16, 2026 01:29 PM (cWLG3)

205 i could not get that music vid to stop, had to bail.
the three pillars of socialism is food for thought although i don't get how ai is removing any of them.
and only something as dumb as twisted self hating gay french brains could lead to wokeism. truth.

Posted by: cmeat at May 16, 2026 01:30 PM (R11M+)

206 195 We should just invent computers that don't get so hot. Not sure why everything has to be so complicated.

I see that AOC has arrived.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

207 Waterbased transistors. Ice chips, as it were.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:30 PM (4NO2D)

208 200 I will bet a M2 or Vulcan cannon would be a great space weapon, although you are really back to the cooling problem with those.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:27 PM (4NO2D)
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It is rather cold in space, you know, as long as you're shielded from the Sun.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2026 01:31 PM (cWLG3)

209 Blonde Mortixtl

Chemical, biochemical and drug research have been using AI for over a decade. When tightly focused on solving real world problems, coupled with a robust database, AI is quite helpful. Many recent advances are due to AI assistance in chemistry.

As for the need for more generalized data centers, I believe we are overbuilding, and the value received will be less.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 01:32 PM (u82oZ)

210 Space is a giant thermos bottle, neither hot nor cold.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:33 PM (4NO2D)

211 Elegie 24 is a beautiful piece of music. I wrote lyrics to its main part many years ago.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 16, 2026 01:33 PM (W5mpo)

212 "Places like Loudon Co. here in NoVa have practically their entire budget paid by taxes on DCs. Nobody complains about that."

I lived in Loudoun for 25 years (again in the news for a trans kid filming boys in bathrooms at a HS for THREE YEARS, and sending the films to "his" "online boyfriend". Up to 40 victims suspected), and the enviro-NGO-political arm of the Dems in hunt country pushed data centers like hell starting back with UUNet.
They wanted to keep their land "pristine", and jam up the icky suburbs with things that would bring business taxes but no people with cars and schoolkids.
The suburbanites hated it and still do, and it's bitten the fake enviros in the ass because they were so successful in creating the "internet capital of the world" that the centers are now expanding too close to their backyards.

Posted by: barbarausa at May 16, 2026 01:33 PM (enw9G)

213 >>> My PC sitting next to me on the floor has a CPU and GPU cooled by a liquid, closed loop system.

I imagine the concept can be scaled for "whatever." At some, yet to be established cost.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 01:29 PM (jehhT)


You are heating the room it's in. You put a lot of those in a small volume and it doesn't work as well. You have a large overhead in the energy expended and liquid needed. The room I'm in has terrible cooling, my house's AC is actually not designed very well, and I can feel the room get warmer when I game on my liquid cooled pc.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 01:34 PM (3uBP9)

214 Boy928 has a degree in chemistry, though he now works in software. I have no more than a rudimentary understanding of it, being a two time loser in 101Chem.

It's like sorcery to me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:34 PM (4NO2D)

215 Loudoun trans kid bathroom video story:

https://tinyurl.com/2s383vdu

Posted by: barbarausa at May 16, 2026 01:37 PM (enw9G)

216 >>> Socialism is not an economic theory.
>>> It is a moral structure that needs three things to exist:

>>> 1. Scarcity to redistribute
>>> 2. Victims to defend
>>> 3. A class of intermediaries to orchestrate the whole thing

>>> Remove just one of these three pillars and the edifice collapses.

>>> AI is in the process of removing all three at the same time.

Quite the contrary. AI has the capacity to exacerbate all on an industrial, subject to human nature, of course. Which means it is destined to be so.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 16, 2026 01:38 PM (dK+Kv)

217 Wasn't expecting this version of Faure' (sociologically)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKSvyVIi47U

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 16, 2026 01:39 PM (W5mpo)

218 They hanker for the scribe’s golden age, for a return to something like the scribe-dominated societies of ancient Egypt, China, and the Europe of the Middle Ages.

I work international construction, and thus have worked in remote areas of "lesser developed" (third-world) nations. There is a scribe culture there: there has to be, because these communities are largely illiterate. They need the scribes for the communications, the record-keeping, the rulings of their societies. Scribes are entrusted with all this, because there is no one else.

You want a culture which reveres the scribe? Then you are asking for a culture of illiteracy.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 16, 2026 01:41 PM (bufu1)

219 Archimedes, the data center alley quotes the president of PEC.

They were the ones pushing data centers 25 years ago

Posted by: barbarausa at May 16, 2026 01:42 PM (enw9G)

220 Garden nood!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2026 01:47 PM (cWLG3)

221 Take a look.
https://www.datacentermap.com/content/nova/

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

Wow, I used to live in the exact center of that big blob. Mostly farmland in 1985, but the first data centers were being built along Rt 28 while I was still in the area in 2018.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 16, 2026 01:48 PM (w6EFb)

222 Further down the French link

https://tinyurl.com/3sw2ar67

Even further down I liked this reply

Secular Protestantism then comes to preach that having the right ideas is what matters. It is a religion that demands little in the way of personal conduct. One can be rude to waiters BECAUSE you want to save the whales. Believing the correct things provides cover for all manner of personal misconduct.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

223 “But several reliable, well-informed sources confirmed the idea that Hitler's anti-Semitism was not so genuine or violent as it sounded.”

- NY Times, 1922 with previous “deeply reported” opinion


The Wannsee Conference, where it was agreed to fulfil Mein Kampf and eradicate the Jew from Europe, didn't happen until 1942. Goebbel's "big lie" had not yet been voiced. The NYT was clueless.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 16, 2026 01:50 PM (bufu1)

224 In short, Gnosticism.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

225 What must never be allowed: AP.

Artificial Penguins.

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 16, 2026 02:02 PM (0sNs1)

226 Ace is always botvjin about no jobs for recent gender studies majors.
2 million graduated college last year
2000 gender studies majors 1000 of who jaf double majorsvudislly in premed/health care

2,000,000
1,000

Yeah let's blame those 1000 for being the primary reason so many recent grads can't get good jobs

Posted by: Paul at May 16, 2026 02:03 PM (4SjXB)

227 Artificial Intelligence isn't.


Intelligence, that is.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 16, 2026 02:17 PM (HnIBa)

228 The Wannsee Conference, where it was agreed to fulfil Mein Kampf and eradicate the Jew from Europe, didn't happen until 1942. Goebbel's "big lie" had not yet been voiced. The NYT was clueless.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!
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1922? WWI had only been over for 4 years. Things were barely rolling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2026 02:21 PM (XeU6L)

229 I know the thread's dying (got here late) but wrt to Fauci and the whole Gain of Function thing, I think the whole idea of GoF is abominable. Here, let's take something that doesn't exist in nature and tweak it so it becomes a life-killing monstrosity, just so we can then cure/control it. How 'bout just not creating the monstrosity in the first place?


I know I'm oversimplifying, but the older I get the more I realize the key to life is to clarify - to simplify - rather than complicate and obscure. What Fauci and his ilk do is what I call the Frankensteinization of science.


And then, not to mention, turn this process of monster creating disease over to fucking communists. Because of course thy'll be careful and not risk the killing of millions. FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 16, 2026 02:23 PM (HnIBa)

230 Thread doesn't have to die you know.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 02:40 PM (Ia/+0)

231 I dunno about the ULTRA El Nino, but there's something warm and wet-in my pants!

Posted by: Scranton's Finest at May 16, 2026 02:46 PM (oftw2)

232 Finished cleaning out truck, wish I hadn't as just discovered missing a brand new screw gun. No idea what job where I left it

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 02:50 PM (Ia/+0)

233 Merde!

I read French and didn’t need the Translations.

Posted by: epador at May 16, 2026 02:50 PM (TRnzq)

234 GoF is a weapon in my opinion, why would you want to invent a virus otherwise?

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 02:51 PM (Ia/+0)

235 Ben Had, further to your comment 97, my SIL and BIL live on Cedar Creek Lake in Henderson County near you, and say their public water supply is often so bad they can't flush a toilet. I can't find in the maps linked above where there is a DC closer than Ennis. Is there one closer to you?

Posted by: jayhawkone at May 16, 2026 03:00 PM (QSaoA)

236 .
"AI is in the process of removing all three at the same time."
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- Skynet

Posted by: Marooned at May 16, 2026 03:05 PM (kt8QE)

237 Posted by: Paul at May 16, 2026 02:03 PM

Clearly a government school product.

*sniff*

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 03:20 PM (4NO2D)

238 Thread doesn't have to die you know.
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 02:40 PM




It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence, to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass away." - A. Lincoln, September 30, 1859

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 03:23 PM (4NO2D)

239 I had a long chat the other day with the Claude AI agent, after I asked it to draft some legal documents. I looked over the result and noticed two things: First, this was competent drafting. Better than a lot of drafting I have seen. Second, it was malpractice. The answer missed a lot of things that should have been there. So I asked the agent: look for this, and why did you miss it? The Agent replied back saying these kinds of tests are too hard for an AI, and probably always will be.

It then said that essentially AI will gut the junior associate, the "typewriters" of the legal field. AI can draft a good will. Better than humans. What it can't do is tell you if this will actually will meet the needs of the client, or whether you should go a different direction. Basically it said AI is going to make people who can thing and are experts even more valuable, because the kinds of skill to see something and say "That's wrong, we are missing stuff" is beyond AI. It was actually a very interesting discussion.

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 16, 2026 03:23 PM (/ZkOF)

240 BTW, Lincoln's 'Address before the Wisconsin State Agricultural Society' is very well worth a read.

https://tinyurl.com/m4r3hnjf

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 03:28 PM (4NO2D)

241 Bullshit. The internet DID kill journalism as a field where you can actually make a living, and photography did kill painting, turning it into a tiny niche activity, away from the mainstream of culture.

Posted by: Pooklord. at May 16, 2026 04:00 PM (asU3w)

The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival

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Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few house keeping matters to go over. (Rulz for those of you in Plymouth)

1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind, be nice.
3) No running with sharp objects save that for next weekend.
4) Have a great weekend!

*****


AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List


Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Prayer Requests:

3/10 – Update on Susan, who we have been praying for as she battles cancer. She is hospitalized again with an infection in her colon that quickly turned bad. The doctor says the signs are sepsis but they are running tests to make sure. The good news is that the pancreatic cancer was and is responding to the chemo and her cancer numbers are going down. God bless and thank you!
4/18 Update – Susan is doing outstanding. Her weight is better than expected. They have increased her dosage for chemo, and her cancer numbers are the lowest they have been since they started keeping track of them. They are so thankful for the mercy they have received. Thanks to everyone for the thoughts and prayers.

3/28 – Hrothgar asked for prayers for a dear and long time close friend and former neighbor, Daniel, who is scheduled for open heart surgery in mid-April. Prayers for his wife would be appreciated as well, as she will be carrying a heavy load for the next few months.
4/18 Update – Daniel survived his complex open heart surgery. He is sitting up and it seems like it went well, but they are not going to release him as quickly as he would like, so he is not happy. Thanks to the Horde for the prayers and please keep praying for his dear wife, who now has even more to put up with.

3/28 – Jordan61 posted that Mr. Jordan61 is back in the hospital. His sepsis has returned and gotten into where his compression fracture is, and he has vertebral osteomyelitis. The doctor is supposed to come in today and let them know the plan.
4/9 Update – On 4/1 Mr. Jordan61 was released from the hospital with six weeks of IV antibiotics, which Jordan61 is administering every 8 hours. He’s in a lot of pain; they’ve given him oxy, fentanyl, and dilaudid, and nothing seems to touch it. From what they were told, the pain won’t subside until the infection is cleared up. For the time being, he is bed-bound and they are limiting his movement as much as possible to keep the pain to a minimum. Jordan61 will send updates with progress.
4/25 Update – Mr. Jordan61 is making slow but steady progress. He can get up and walk for short periods of time, and can sit in the living room for an hour or so per day. He is halfway through the IV antibiotics, with 3 weeks to go. A physical therapist will be coming to help him build strength and learn how to move without aggravating his back injury. Thank you all for the prayers!

4/3 – Teresa in Fort Worth posted an update. Her chemo seems to be holding things steady for now. Unfortunately, as she is receiving a steroid, she has gained about 25 pounds. Her blood sugar has also jumped up about 40 points (which only happens when she is on steroids).
4/24 Update – Teresa in Fort Worth provided an update: The pump that was put in to battle cancer in December can only be used for 6 months. After that, it starts to damage the liver. So she may have to go back onto the medication that made her lose her hair and messed up her vision and nails, and then return to this medication after a break. This is not good news, since this new medication is working so well. But for now, she is doing well and is incredibly grateful for the time that she has been given so far.

4/11 – Eromero craves prayers for Mrs. E., as she has been diagnosed with lymphoma. She begins infusions on 4/23.
4/25 Update – Mrs. E. reports that she feels fine. Praise be to God that she has had only one distressful episode during the infusions. Thank you for all the past and continued prayers.

4/18 – Vmom deport deport deport asked for prayers for Captain Whitebread, who is back in ICU with a leg infection that sounds very serious. She also asked for prayers for her husband’s mental and emotional well-being as he faces transition of a possible forced retirement in 3 months.
4/29 Update Captain Whitebread’s son posted that Captain Whitebread had several more infections and passed away on 4/29.

4/18 – Warai-otoko offered a prayer of thanksgiving that he got a new job that he is really enjoying. Wifey also got an offer for a new job that sounds great, after a decade of putting up with her old job.

4/18 – neverenoughcaffiene asked that Devyn be kept in prayers. She is a young mother of 2 with a mass on her esophagus. The Doc said it was scar tissue and hopefully the second opinion will agree.

4/18 – Smell the Glove could use some prayers as therapy and rehab occur after gout/sepsis.
5/2 Update – The gout has cleared and the infection in the lower back is healing.

4/18 – PA Dutchman asked for prayers for his family. His dad passed away on 4/9 after complications from a fall. He was 95 and a veteran of the Korean War, 34th Inf Rgt. Mostly prayers are need for PA Dutchman’s mom, who is absolutely heartbroken.

4/18 – PabloD has been having dizzy spells for the past few weeks. He is seeing a doctor soon, and is requesting prayers that figure it out and that it’s nothing too serious.

4/18 – Sam Adams requested prayers for a friend, Mary F, who was just sent to a long-term recovery facility after having a tracheostomy.
5/2 Update – Mary’s breathing is improving, and they are weaning her off assisted breathing. She is now off the ventilator for 12 hours a day, and they are aiming for 14 hours soon. Many thanks to all of the Moron Horde for the prayers.

4/18 – Doof provided an update on his mother. She is doing better. She moved into her own room in an assisted living facility. It’s walking distance from Doof’s house, which is great. Her mental state has improved dramatically. She can no longer walk but she does stand with some assistance and can transfer between a wheelchair and bed or a lift/recliner chair. This facility is more of a home and less of a hospital, which hopefully will provide a good opportunity for her to enjoy life. He appreciates the Horde’s prayers and asks for prayers that she settles in comfortably and develops new friendships.

4/24 – Notsothoreau asked for prayers for a friend’s father (Cory), who needs prayers for strength and peace as he is going through some troubled times.

4/27 – Matthew Kant Cipher sent his thanks to those who prayed for his friend Layne (who is also his son’s FIL). The Horde may recall that in August, Layne was diagnosed with bladder cancer. He has since undergone courses of chemo, immunotherapy, and radiation. His latest scans came back clean. The cancer is in remission; praise be to God! Prayers are also humbly requested for Mrs. MKC, who is dealing with a new flare-up of a GI condition that had been leaving her alone until a recent procedure re-aggravated it. It is very frustrating/discouraging as she waits to see a new GI doctor.

4/25 – Retired Buckeye Cop asked that we would continue to lift his 16 year old grandson (LH) up in prayers, as LH continues to consider the call to priesthood in the Catholic Church. LH recently went to a meeting with a group of young men who are considering the priesthood.

4/25 – Fenelon Spoke asked for prayers for “I”, who Fenelon visited and anointed with oil, and prayed for healing of her health concerns.

5/2 – neverenoughcaffiene requested prayers for parishioners at her church, who lost their newborn daughter, Astrid.

5/7 – turambar asked for prayers for relatives. Mom needs prayers as she was admitted to the hospital to check her heart and cardio. They did not find pneumonia. Two months ago, she fell at her assisted living place, and broke her hip. She also has dementia. Turambar’s uncle fell recently and broke his hip, too.

5/9 – D asked for prayers. He was let go from his IT job and has started a business making and selling lens cleaners to make ends meet. Please contact Annie’s Stew if you’d like more information – either to order lens cleaners, or if you’d like to contact him related to IT job openings (DBA/Network Admin).

5/11 – rez986 asked if anyone had an update on Neidermeyer’s Dead Horse’s health. The last info Annie’s Stew has was from January, 2026, that he’d been given 6 months to live due to heart failure and was being treated and waiting for a transplant at Mayo.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.

2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:00 AM




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1 Time machine.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 16, 2026 07:49 AM (qFwJc)

2 En mi casa toman Bustelo.

Posted by: Caffiend at May 16, 2026 07:52 AM (oftw2)

3 Good morning again dear horde with thanks to annie and mh and you morons for praying
{grammie}
Hiya JT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2026 07:53 AM (RIvkX)

4 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 07:53 AM (Ia/+0)

5 A prayer request, I met these people briefly years ago and found them typical friendly and gracious Southerners.

12 May 2026 at approximately 3pm Dan Fordice was flying P-51D Charlotte's Chariot II from the Vicksburg-Tallulah airport near Mounds, LA. Dan was killed in the crash. He leaves behind a wife, three children, and many friends. Not only was Dan a Warbird flyer, he was also a CEO and a veteran of the 2/20th SFG.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

6 I often see nice coffee memes but never try and send them to Mis Hum

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 07:54 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Kawfee is good.

Posted by: Beaner and Cecil at May 16, 2026 07:54 AM (oftw2)

8 Blessed be God forever.
Lord Jesus Christ, look with favor upon our humble petitions, and through your mercy, aid us.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 16, 2026 07:55 AM (LmPA0)

9
The Big Dummy goes in for Best of Breed competition at the Borzoi Club of America National Specialty in Omaha today. Any spare thoughts on his behalf, not that he wins but that he shows his best. His Ohio mom is showing him, I think.

The judge is from Italy; God only knows how we elected him. Foreign judges are quite capable of doing anything. And from what Her Majesty says, his placements so far have had no consistency whatsoever. Maybe we'll win something, maybe we won't make it out of the first cut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 07:58 AM (HdYcL)

10 Prayers up for those that have asked us for them in the prayer list;
Prayers up for those that know they need them but have not asked us for them;
Prayers up for those that need them but don’t know it yet; and
Prayers up for those who pray alone, asking for help in silence, and whose prayers are known but to God!

Prayers up even for all "our" politicians who have decided that their 10% graft and power are still far more desirable than their honor or integrity, may they see the error of their ways, repent, and become true representatives of we the people!

And lastly, prayers up for President Trump, keep him and our beloved country safe from harm and may the many forces of corruption and satanic evil arrayed against both him and our country be rendered ineffective and their plans come to naught!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 07:59 AM (hOUT3)

11 Italian judge, don't serve him a local wine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2026 08:00 AM (2GVsD)

12 Yonder Horde

Waiting on the predicted storms. So far, nada.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 08:01 AM (jehhT)

13 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

Prayers up from here for Dan Fordice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 08:02 AM (hOUT3)

14 Good Saturday morning, horde.

Prayers said for all.

Hoping for updates on grammie winger, Mr. Jordan61, FromAboutThatTime. Specifically, but not exclusively.

Hiya, JT

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 16, 2026 08:02 AM (h7ZuX)

15 Hello again Horde. Happy Saturday. Thx MisHum
Looks like I may be out of rehab this week. Still need wound care at home. Thx for all of your prayers and well wishes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2026 08:02 AM (gu0hJ)

16 Judge from Italy sounds less than ideal, though I guess an East German Judge would be worser.

Posted by: Erich Honecker at May 16, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)

17 Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2026 08:03 AM (gu0hJ)

18 An Indonesian judge would insist on having dinner with the dog in question.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2026 08:03 AM (2GVsD)

19 “ You will be secure, because there is hope; you will look about you and take your rest in safety.”

Job 11:18

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2026 08:04 AM (E24OL)

20 I missed the discussion last night about very pretty, very tall girl Maddie.
As a teenager, five foot eight me took a five foot eleven and a half girl to a Rolling Stones concert. She was very nice, but obviously not a good match for me.
I am reminded of a very crude, juvenile ditty:
Nose to nose, your toes is in it;
Toes to toes, your nose is in it.

Posted by: Fenderbender at May 16, 2026 08:04 AM (1FEc1)

21 I did see a post on X from Niedermeyers Dead Horse this week, that she is recovering well. I can't find it now.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 16, 2026 08:04 AM (h7ZuX)

22
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 16, 2026 08:07 AM (AMvSw)

23 Thanks for the prayers for my friend and neighbor Dan, thanks to his attitude and the miracles of modern heart surgery he is back home and in good spirits and mobile. Still got a lot of rehab ahead, but sounds like a pretty good recovery to being home only twenty days after being on the table!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 08:08 AM (hOUT3)

24 Good morning good people. Prayers for all Hordian intentions - those requested and those known but to God.

Prayers please for Jane who is dying of breast cancer and for Cheri who is in jail (again) for drug related crimes.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2026 08:11 AM (Kyh8Y)

25 I hope this weekend brings relief to afflicted Hordians, and joy to all.

and

The Daily Mail informs me that it is ok if you don't tip your lawyer.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 08:11 AM (vFG9F)

26 Mornin' Horde. Most recent CT scan was 5/6, and I'm blessed to report there continues to be no sign of cancer. It's been about 11 months since the diagnosis, so I've still got a ways to go before getting the all clear, but it's certainly going in the right direction. Now to get my other problems dealt with...

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at May 16, 2026 08:12 AM (N5734)

27 Today is our kickoff for the St. Francis of Assisi Jubilee year at our parish. We are a designated pilgrimage site so we'll have lots of visitors with lots of events.

Prayers please for smooth sailing and no hiccups.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2026 08:14 AM (Kyh8Y)

28 Brother Tim, still standing at May 16, 2026 08:12 AM (N5734)

Congrats on the good news.

Posted by: dantesed at May 16, 2026 08:15 AM (Oy/m2)

29 Glory to the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and will be forever. Amen

Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Hail Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

St. John Baptist de la Salle, pray for us.

***

I have prayed Rosaries for the Horde's intentions, both stated and unstated.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 16, 2026 08:15 AM (ksbjf)

30 Morning again, caffeinators,

RE: the discussion of property taxes and home insurance in the last thread: The numbers i'm getting are ballpark ones with me guessing at the answers to many of the questions the phone rep or the website asks. I'd hope that the figure for home insurance on a given property would come down with my auto included and with updated info. But I'd hate to make an offer on a house, have it accepted, and then find my insurance is twice what I'd thought.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 08:16 AM (wzUl9)

31 Today is our kickoff for the St. Francis of Assisi Jubilee year at our parish. We are a designated pilgrimage site so we'll have lots of visitors with lots of events.

Prayers please for smooth sailing and no hiccups.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2026 08:14 AM (Kyh8Y)
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He is a Big Deal around here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX)

32 Wolfus, maybe find a local agent and see if they will look at the house for a quote.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 08:18 AM (vFG9F)

33 I'll doll up the tires on the car, following the wash and wax yesterday, then head out to Walmart and Lowe's. Maybe I'll ga$$$ up and stop for a coffee while I'm out.

My oldest buddy wasn't able to stay in town for more than three days, so we missed each other. He left a voice mail explaining . . . and also that one of our oldest mutual friends, going all the way back to junior high, has had to go to the hospital. An MRI is involved, is all I know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 08:20 AM (wzUl9)

34 I've switched homeowners insurance companies several times over the last 20 years. Each time I get a better deal. I even left my current provider and came back 15 years later.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 08:22 AM (vFG9F)

35 Commissar Hrothgar,
I am borrowing your prayer.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 08:22 AM (VCgbV)

36 Wolfus, maybe find a local agent and see if they will look at the house for a quote.
Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026


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Oh, I did that with the last property I visited in Salina. Their quote was better, but it took them three *weeks* to look at the house and send it to me!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 08:27 AM (wzUl9)

37 Off on errands, folk; I'll be back for the Pet Thread for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 08:28 AM (wzUl9)

38 Prayers for G*d's mercy and healing for all those on the prayer list. In case I missed it, has there been any update on Grammie in a while?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 16, 2026 08:28 AM (qBdHI)

39 Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 08:22 AM (VCgbV)

You are welcome!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 08:32 AM (hOUT3)

40 The new roof is dropping our homeowners by about $2800 a year. We live in a high claim area with lots of hail & wind.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 08:32 AM (VCgbV)

41 > The new roof is dropping our homeowners by about $2800 a year. We live in a high claim area with lots of hail & wind.
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Our daughter's house was hit by an EF-1 tornado back in March. Extensive damage, new roof and siding, holes punched through the ceiling, water damage, etc. Insurance covered a $36K repair bill.

Guess who's house payment is going up to recoup the homeowner's insurance claim?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 08:36 AM (jehhT)

42 At my parish, one of our deacons and our youngest priest have a men's organization within the parish with the purpose giving some spiritual formation a few times a year. We had our second meeting a few days ago.

The attendees ranged from 16-17 year old teenagers to the rather elderly. Fr. C. gave a brief talk about the Mass being a sacrifice. It wasn't anything I didn't know, but I've made a effort to learn the doctrine I wasn't taught in the 1970s.

Particularly for some of the elderly men, this was obviously new to them. They are the product of the intentional abandonment of meaningful catechisis done by the Modernists in the "Spirit of Vatican II." While new to some them, the attendees seemed to find Fr. C's teaching informative.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 16, 2026 08:36 AM (ksbjf)

43
Made my 7:00 call to Her Majesty. All kinds of fun incidents at the show, I'm told. The Big Dummy will be handled by a professional that he's been with in the past and that he loves working with.

HM said that the judge wanted the dogs moved more slowly than we're accustomed to. I gave her my two cents, namely that TBD ought to move out at the best speed for him and damn what the judge wants. We made that mistake with Lacey in the Hound Group at Westminster in 2004: moved her more slowly and she looked sluggish instead of letting her go at her natural speed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 08:40 AM (HdYcL)

44 Good morning.

So I found this odd:

https://is.gd/wopBcE

While Democrat CO Gov. Jared Polis commuted Tina Peters' sentence, Republican DA Dan Rubinstein (who prosecuted the case initially) disagrees with the governor's decision ad calls it "disturbing". I'm not sure why the DA has an ax to grind in a case that had zero impact on the results of the 2020 election, but there are two quotes that seem to indicate a personal motive on the part of the DA.

1. "We want to specifically deter her from convincing other people to commit crimes."

2. "We were the ones that dealt with the embarrassment on a national level of what was going on.”


Neither of which are relevant to the actual charges against Peters.

Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 08:41 AM (I0N4X)

45 43
Let loose the Dogs of Hadrian!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 08:42 AM (hOUT3)

46
They are the product of the intentional abandonment of meaningful catechisis done by the Modernists in the "Spirit of Vatican II."

How many people know you should still do Penance on Fridays? Not many. How many people spend their time before Mass chatting with their neighbors? Lots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 08:45 AM (HdYcL)

47 Marxists fighr to win
Republicans fight to get along

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 08:45 AM (Ia/+0)

48 Martini farmer,
I assumed our homeowners rate would go up with our hail claim so I was surprised when it went down. It didn't go down until I went in and made changes to the home's characteristics. Namely, changing the roof's age to zero and using category 3 shingles. In Texas you can get a discount for a category 3 or 4 roof, and in my case it was significant.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 08:51 AM (VCgbV)

49
I am being informed, quite crossly, that breakfast is late. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 08:51 AM (HdYcL)

50 Neidermeyer’s Dead Horse had her heart transplant and is doing well. She posts on X all the time. Here are links to her X account as well as her fundraiser page:

https://x.com/NiedsG

https://tinyurl.com/mr28fvj2

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 16, 2026 08:53 AM (3ImbR)

51 From About That Time has no update to give. Monday is the PET scan to see how chemo did. Please stand by.
And prayers are appreciated and returned for all.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 16, 2026 08:54 AM (sl73Y)

52 They are the product of the intentional abandonment of meaningful catechisis done by the Modernists in the "Spirit of Vatican II."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 16, 2026 08:36 AM (ksbjf)
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How many people know you should still do Penance on Fridays? Not many. How many people spend their time before Mass chatting with their neighbors? Lots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 08:45 AM (HdYcL)


I think that the goal of Fr. C and Dcn B is to counter-act the damage within the Catholic Church that was done in the "Spirit of Vatican II." Fr. C specifically made a point that the influx of new converts into the Church want a restoration of Sacred Traditions.

Vatican II gets a bad rap. If you read the documents, and I have, Vatican II calls for none of the things that came about in the "Spirit of Vatican II." I'm certain that very Catholics know that Latin was still to be used in the common chants, and Gregorian Chant was still the preferred music.

Ripping-out Altar Rails, Communion by receiving on the tongue, bad music with bongo drums, abandoning doctrine ... the list goes on. Vatican II called for none of those things.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 16, 2026 08:55 AM (ksbjf)

53 Tepid coffee and sourdough toast may sound like the name of a music record, but I call it breakfast.

Morning kids.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2026 08:56 AM (drGq3)

54 @52 ... oops, "very Catholics..." should read "very few Catholics..."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 16, 2026 08:57 AM (ksbjf)

55 Guess who's house payment is going up to recoup the homeowner's insurance claim?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 08:36 AM (jehhT)
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My homeowners insurance doubled after Superstorm Sandy even though we made no claim and had no damage. Unfortunately, many other homes in town did.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 16, 2026 08:58 AM (3ImbR)

56 Standing by, FaTT. Prayers continue.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 16, 2026 08:58 AM (h7ZuX)

57 but there are two quotes that seem to indicate a personal motive on the part of the DA.

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I don't think it's personal. Just business. The CO Dems are the most aggressive in the country, and they use gangster tactics constantly.

As in every election, they committed massive fraud in 2020. It was probably the only State where there was no increase in fraud, because that's not possible without making everything up out of thin air.

The only way for them to operate like they do is for there to be total impunity for corruption - they always brazen it out.

The Mesa County DA is angry because he views the Governor's commutation as harming the image and weakening the power of the infallible, unassailable Party. And that anger is pushed over into rage, and an ugly public airing of grievances, because it was done under threat from Trump to withhold federal funding.

For CO Dems, that is UNACCEPTABLE. Polis is supposed to fight Orangemanbad no matter the cost. It's humiliating and it's not faith promoting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2026 08:58 AM (BI5O2)

58 53 Tepid coffee and sourdough toast may sound like the name of a music record, but I call it breakfast.

Morning kids.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2026 08:56 AM (drGq3)

Good morning, Mayhem! Just heat the coffee up a bit, and it sounds like a perfect breakfast to me. Tell me you have some blackberry jam on the toast, though. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 16, 2026 09:00 AM (h7ZuX)

59 No lie Dash! It's gotta be blackberry every time!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2026 09:01 AM (drGq3)

60 Colorado gray wolf update:

I spoke this past week with a cattle rancher in the area around the southern Colorado town of Monte Vista. He told me that he knows of three separate sightings of gray wolves in his part of the state. Monte Vista is a scant 36 miles from the CO-NM state line.

CPW does not release information about specific individual wolf locations and downplays the extent of wolf expansion , only referring to watersheds the wolves have entered.

Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:02 AM (I0N4X)

61 It was the "General Instruction" written by the Freemason, Bugnoni that called for the Novus Ordo Mass and the ripping out of altar rails, etc.

The Novus Ordo was to replace the remembrance of Christ's sacrifice on Calvary to a remembrance of the Last Supper.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 16, 2026 09:02 AM (qFwJc)

62 Morning Horde. Devyn update. Devyn had her second opinion and the doc advised her to stay with the original doc. She will be having a biopsy on the spot sometime in the next week. Prayers still needed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 16, 2026 09:03 AM (2NHgQ)

63 The Mesa County DA is angry because he views the Governor's commutation as harming the image and weakening the power of the infallible, unassailable Party.

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The Mesa County DA is a republican, which is what I found odd about the whole exchange.

Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:06 AM (I0N4X)

64 Good morning, fellow caffeinators and praying people.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 16, 2026 09:07 AM (wVcYX)

65 Cherry Cranberry scones. I thought you would want to know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2026 09:09 AM (RIvkX)

66 The Mesa County DA is a republican, which is what I found odd about the whole exchange.
Posted by: muldoon

Could be a pol is a pol is a pol GOPe situation, uniparty and all that.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 16, 2026 09:10 AM (sl73Y)

67 Morning Horde. Devyn update. Devyn had her second opinion and the doc advised her to stay with the original doc. She will be having a biopsy on the spot sometime in the next week. Prayers still needed.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 16, 2026 09:03 AM (2NHgQ)
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This sounds somewhat positive. Prayers will continue that the spot is benign.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 16, 2026 09:11 AM (3ImbR)

68 LIRR is on strike. Hochul is somehow blaming Trump. The main problems are that Hochul and the MTA suck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2026 09:11 AM (gu0hJ)

69 The wolf thing is a good example of the power dynamic in CO... I was working in the Capitol at *the* moment (2005-2007) the California influx permanently shattered the delicate balance of power between the front range corridor and the rest of the State.

I watched the rural legislators simply acknowledge the reality of their permanent defeat, and the urban Democrats exulting in their total victory. The entire attitude of everyone in the Capitol was just "well... DRCOG owns the State now and nothing can stop them/us."

There have been many horrible consequences of this. But the Denverites gleefully releasing packs of wolves on the hated rural underclass is a neat encapsulation of the problem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2026 09:11 AM (BI5O2)

70 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 16, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

71 Could be a pol is a pol is a pol GOPe situation, uniparty and all that.

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Absolutely - see above - the CO GOP has been a wholly owned subsidiary of the Democrats since 2008. Anyone inclined to fight back was gone long, long ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2026 09:13 AM (BI5O2)

72 LIRR is on strike. Hochul is somehow blaming Trump. The main problems are that Hochul and the MTA suck
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2026 09:11 AM (gu0hJ)

Trump is the universal boogeyman.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 16, 2026 09:13 AM (wVcYX)

73 Good news Brother Tim. Good luck and God bless

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2026 09:13 AM (gu0hJ)

74 But the Denverites gleefully releasing packs of wolves on the hated rural underclass is a neat encapsulation of the problem.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2026 09:11 AM (BI5O2)


Almost like there is a lesson there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 09:13 AM (hOUT3)

75 Morning Horde

Prayers for all

Very humid jog along the beach this morning, but a very nice strong breeze to moderate

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2026 09:14 AM (ugElV)

76 >>>St. John Baptist de la Salle, pray for us.
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Live Jesus in our hearts, forever!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 16, 2026 09:15 AM (3ImbR)

77 Thanks for the Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, Mis Hum and Annie!

May God shower all of His children with mercy and grace this fine day.

And may God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 16, 2026 09:17 AM (D/6p1)

78 Going to be in the 80° to 90°s until Wed here in mid Hudson. Then it drops into 50s and 60s for rest of week. In other words Spring

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2026 09:17 AM (gu0hJ)

79 You may recall Superconservative Hero Ken Buck (my once-upon-a-time rep) becoming a strident NeverTrumper at the drop of a hat... you play Dem ball in CO or you're gone. Couldn't save him in the end, but lord, did he try.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2026 09:19 AM (BI5O2)

80 Any other golf fans out there also enjoying the constant references to Tiger Woods being missing from our current golf telecasts?
I appreciated him as a golfer, but his time was past. And he is not particularly interesting as an individual. But broadcasters just couldn't let him go until he forced their hand.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 16, 2026 09:19 AM (sl73Y)

81
Vatican II gets a bad rap. If you read the documents, and I have, Vatican II calls for none of the things that came about in the "Spirit of Vatican II." I'm certain that very Catholics know that Latin was still to be used in the common chants, and Gregorian Chant was still the preferred music.

Ripping-out Altar Rails, Communion by receiving on the tongue, bad music with bongo drums, abandoning doctrine ... the list goes on. Vatican II called for none of those things.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 16, 2026 08:55 AM (ksbjf)


I've never read any of the Vatican II documents and it's above my pay scale to do so. I don't know there's anything in them that changes how I live my life day by day.

However, Lex orandi, lex credendi. "As we pray, so we believe." Let's face it, Mass is pretty much the only time we Catholics interact in any way with the Church. And it's not surprising that this stripped-down hootenanny of the Ordinary Rite that doesn't ask anything of the Faithful, that never preaches how to reach Salvation, gets reflected in a lax attitude to Church teachings that remain unaltered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 09:19 AM (HdYcL)

82
Left out. Go to a Traditional Latin Mass - full of silence, mystery and awesomeness - and you're examining your conscience nervously and wishing you'd dressed better. Go to a happy-clappy Novus Ordo Mass and you leave feeling you've gotten your ticket punched for the week and that's it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 09:25 AM (HdYcL)

83 There have been many horrible consequences of this. But the Denverites gleefully releasing packs of wolves on the hated rural underclass is a neat encapsulation of the problem.
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Exactly. The urban versus rural difference all over the nation is pretty bad, but it seems to be at its worst here. When I talk to urbanites anywhere about it, they tell me, "Well the wolves were there before you were." Then, when a bobcat takes out their little fluffy yappy dog, they insist that something must be done....think of the children. I see what they think of mine.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 16, 2026 09:27 AM (Qc4da)

84 Thanks, MisHum. Funny and appropriate cup!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 09:27 AM (daUIH)

85 Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.  As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, forever.  Amen.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell.  Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy.  Amen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 09:28 AM (ZOv7s)

86 But the Denverites gleefully releasing packs of wolves on the hated rural underclass is a neat encapsulation of the problem.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2026 09:11 AM (BI5O2)


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And let's not forget Children's Hospital Colorado, whose full-on support of childhood gender transitioning shows how deeply leftist thought permeates the institutions of the state.

Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:29 AM (I0N4X)

87 I did not realize that Captain White bread had passed away 😭 Prayers to his family and loved ones.

I am still hanging in there. A couple of weeks ago I went to the Cholangiocarcinoma Foundation's annual conference. One of the researchers presenting a paper deals specifically with the HAI pump that I have. I asked him about what my oncologist had said about only being able to have it deliver medication for 6 months, and he told me that was old information, based on a study done on horses!

I will be bringing this up with both my oncologist and my oncology surgeon. So far the pump is working well; we will know more in a couple of weeks after my CT scan ***fingers crossed***

I am now 19 months into a 6-12 month prognosis; last month I was given a 6-12 month extension on my contract by my oncologist. We are in uncharted territory for him, as his other 2 patients with this type of cancer presented much later in terms of progression (which, unfortunately, is what happens with most cases of this cancer). He hasn't had any patients who have responded so well to treatment, nor who have lived this long after a diagnosis, so he really doesn't have any "real life" data to rely on.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 09:30 AM (RiICY)

88 The Mesa County DA is a republican, which is what I found odd about the whole exchange.

We called the Mesa County DA's office and told them were are all out of him.

Posted by: The Asshole Store at May 16, 2026 09:30 AM (QGJ7D)

89 The job hunt continues, some strong nibbles this past week, finally. Praying that the interviews this coming week go well!

Posted by: RandomDave at May 16, 2026 09:30 AM (aJQbY)

90 Any other golf fans out there also enjoying the constant references to Tiger Woods being missing from our current golf telecasts?
I appreciated him as a golfer, but his time was past. And he is not particularly interesting as an individual. But broadcasters just couldn't let him go until he forced their hand.
Posted by: From about That Time at May 16, 2026 09:19 AM (sl73Y)

I was never a Woods fan; I’d always root for him to lose because I tend towards the underdog and he was IMO arrogant and annoying. BUT… it’s undeniable that without him on tour now it is…. BORING. What big charismatic personalities are on the tour now? None as far as I’m concerned… a bunch of boring drones. Bryson Dechambeau might be one exception but he’s nowhere near the player that Tiger Woods was; not even close. I miss the days when Tiger was in his prime and Mickelson (another very entertaining player) was chasing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2026 09:30 AM (26GAh)

91 This is a wildflower we sawon our walk this morning. I had never heard of it till spouse looked it up on his phone.

https://tinyurl.com/3pkjy8pc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 09:31 AM (+wdeh)

92 Too much talk from me about CO Uniparty politics.

These days, I don't feel much when it comes to politics... it's all sort of moot. But I can't shake it when it comes to CO... i still feel a surge of anger whenever I think of it. It's a bad topic.

At least the Rockies aren't quite so horrible this year. That's positive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2026 09:31 AM (BI5O2)

93 /adjust sock

Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:32 AM (I0N4X)

94 The 1st image indicates Mis Hum is living the good retirement life!

Prayers for all the Hordes needs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2026 09:32 AM (Yypdw)

95 he really doesn't have any "real life" data to rely on.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 09:30 AM (RiICY)


Prayers up that he may have "real life" Teresa providing data for many a moon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

96
Nice music selection, MisHum

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 09:33 AM (HdYcL)

97 He hasn't had any patients who have responded so well to treatment, nor who have lived this long after a diagnosis, so he really doesn't have any "real life" data to rely on.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 09:30 AM (RiICY)

So much good news! And, you get to be the trend-setter in good outcomes with this treatment, giving hope to others.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 16, 2026 09:34 AM (h7ZuX)

98 Left out. Go to a Traditional Latin Mass - full of silence, mystery and awesomeness - and you're examining your conscience nervously and wishing you'd dressed better. Go to a happy-clappy Novus Ordo Mass and you leave feeling you've gotten your ticket punched for the week and that's it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 09:25 AM (HdYcL)
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And yet the Novus Ordo Mass was what brought Scott and Kimberly Hahn into the Church. It brought my family into the Church and it is bringing one of my best friends from college into the Church. There are annoying bongo-filled Masses, but it is also possible to have a reverent, meaning-filled one outside of the TLM, which I have not yet attended.

And more and more people are choosing to receive the Host on the tongue, many kneeling. My wife and I have adopted this. Veils are making a comeback as well as are traditional forms within the newer form.

I think that many potential converts would likely find the TLM too different, too strange, and the Novus Order is both familiar but also different.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 09:34 AM (ZOv7s)

99 And let's not forget Children's Hospital Colorado, whose full-on support of childhood gender transitioning shows how deeply leftist thought permeates the institutions of the state.
Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:29 AM (I0N4X)

My G-d. You laid that out for me awhile back, and I haven't forgotten it. That one hurts. I owe a lifelong debt of gratitude to those people, and they've become... this. It makes my gorge rise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2026 09:34 AM (BI5O2)

100 I am now 19 months into a 6-12 month prognosis; last month I was given a 6-12 month extension on my contract by my oncologist. We are in uncharted territory for him, as his other 2 patients with this type of cancer presented much later in terms of progression (which, unfortunately, is what happens with most cases of this cancer). He hasn't had any patients who have responded so well to treatment, nor who have lived this long after a diagnosis, so he really doesn't have any "real life" data to rely on.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 09:30 AM (RiICY)
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Miracles happen! God be with you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 09:36 AM (ZOv7s)

101 And at the supermarket we saw a boy nicely dressed up with a suit and tie with his mother in a lovely light purple eyelet ( is that the term) dress. He must be graduating from private school and going into upper middle school. They looked so nice!

I went to public school. We had no graduations until high school graduation.

And on the way out of the store I manhandled ( I guess that should be womanhandled 😉 the pussy willows which are delightful to touch!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 09:38 AM (+wdeh)

102 57 but there are two quotes that seem to indicate a personal motive on the part of the DA.

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I don't think it's personal. Just business. The CO Dems are the most aggressive in the country, and they use gangster tactics constantly.

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Remains to be seen. Some DA's are like cockroaches, they try to avoid the scrutiny of their actions lest it come back and bite them in the ass.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 09:38 AM (E4rtv)

103 Annoying Bongo-Filled Masses would be an excellent name for a Christian rock group.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 09:38 AM (Riz8t)

104 Annoying Bongo-Filled Masses would be an excellent name for a Christian rock group.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 09:38 AM (Riz8t)

Or tumors that cause tinnitus.

Posted by: Vendette at May 16, 2026 09:40 AM (1ieqq)

105 He hasn't had any patients who have responded so well to treatment, nor who have lived this long after a diagnosis, so he really doesn't have any "real life" data to rely on.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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May you, with the grace of the Lord, continue to be a trailblazer.

Inspirational to others and likely helpful in providing data to the doc over treatment success that can be applied to other cases.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 09:40 AM (E4rtv)

106 "May you, with the grace of the Lord, continue to be a trailblazer."

Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 09:41 AM (5Tpv8)

107
The Temple of Delphi from the Oresteia Overture by Sergei Taneyev

https://tinyurl.com/n3d6dd4c

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 09:41 AM (HdYcL)

108 Prayers for continued successful response to treat, Teresa in FW

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2026 09:42 AM (26GAh)

109 In the continuing quest to figure out what's wrong with me, at least on a medical level, I had a carotid ultrasound yesterday. Everything was normal and there's no sign of plaque. That's a relief, because the idea of having my carotids opened up and roto-rootered was not appealing. I kept picturing those 80s ninja movies where someone would get a sword across the neck and turn into a human lawn sprinkler.

Posted by: PabloD at May 16, 2026 09:42 AM (C30Iv)

110 Posted by: RandomDave at May 16, 2026 09:30 AM

Hope you find a good job soon

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 09:42 AM (Ia/+0)

111 108 — treatment

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2026 09:43 AM (26GAh)

112 Good morning all.
Here is a link to Eric Chrurch's commencement address at UNC in case you missed it. This was the best, most uplifting post I have seen all week.

https://tinyurl.com/2ud9548n

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 16, 2026 09:43 AM (kJmSS)

113 A timely misinformation update. Earlier this week it was reported that the "first American Pope" had presented Iran's ambassador to the Holy See with a prestigious award commemorating his service there.

Subsequent report stated that the "award" was actually a participation trophy given to every diplomat who spends two years at the Vatican, and Iran's guy was one of 13 people who got them this year. The Pope was not present.

Both reports came from the same reporter, who identifies as a Catholic and is now getting all sorts of coverage from the NYT and other Legacy Media. Christopher Hale is his name. Ignore anything he writes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 09:43 AM (ZOv7s)

114 Church, Eric Church🤦‍♀️

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 16, 2026 09:45 AM (kJmSS)

115 Remains to be seen. Some DA's are like cockroaches, they try to avoid the scrutiny of their actions lest it come back and bite them in the ass.
Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 09:38 AM (E4rtv)
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Yeah, party identification is rarely an indicator of a good person. I quit the GOP 20 years ago and don't regret it in the least. Sure, it has different polices in some respects, but the people are interchangeable with the Dems.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 09:45 AM (ZOv7s)

116 88 The Mesa County DA is a republican, which is what I found odd about the whole exchange.
Posted by: The Asshole Store
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I have come to the conclusion that the reason that Republicans in office have not accepted voter fraud cases is that they do it too. Particularly in primaries so that GOPe candidates can win. The dog that does not bark in the night so to speak.

Both Georgia and Kentucky, for example have more registered voters than they do actual people living there and are having to be sued by the DoJ to provide voter data under the Voting Rights Act.

No reason to do that unless GOP creatures are using those tainted files as well, particularly in the primaries.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 09:46 AM (E4rtv)

117 Good morning Horde, from wet and rainy NE IN.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 16, 2026 09:46 AM (nz1sK)

118 Or tumors that cause tinnitus.
Posted by: Vendette

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Heh! ISWYDT

Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

119 Sharon,
I agree about Eric Church's commencement speech. It was great.

Teresa,
You continue to be an inspiration to me on living life to the fullest!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 09:46 AM (VCgbV)

120
There are annoying bongo-filled Masses, but it is also possible to have a reverent, meaning-filled one outside of the TLM

It's possible. I've never been to one. Otherwise, it's a crap shoot and you get whatever Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants, Father James ("Call me Jim") and Karen from the Parish Council have on offer. The sooner THAT generation goes away the better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 09:47 AM (HdYcL)

121 When I talk to urbanites anywhere about it, they tell me, "Well the wolves were there before you were." Then, when a bobcat takes out their little fluffy yappy dog, they insist that something must be done.

A Yankee Carpetbagger nearby who bought a McMansion let his toxicpoddle out in the rear yard without having a fence. The local Brown Bear promptly grabbed it and took off with it while enjoying his snack. Wildlife 1 Carpetbagger 0. Can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Old Yeller at May 16, 2026 09:48 AM (QGJ7D)

122 Btw, I am that coffee mug...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 09:48 AM (VCgbV)

123 "womanhandled the pussy willows"

Is that what you kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at May 16, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

124 Teresa, I can only second what Lin-duh had to say. Every day is a blessing. I wish you many, many more.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 16, 2026 09:49 AM (kJmSS)

125 95 he really doesn't have any "real life" data to rely on.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 09:30 AM (RiICY)

Prayers up that he may have "real life" Teresa providing data for many a moon!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 09:33 AM (hOUT3)


Thank you! I pray that, too 😊💕. In terms of this disease, though, I am very much an outlier. I am happy to be that, but I do wish that there was some way to catch this disease before it has progressed so far that nothing can be done.

Unfortunately, in most cases it progresses with no symptoms whatsoever until it reaches Stage 3/Stage 4, and by then it is usually too late to do much more than palliative care/hospice. I don't think insurance companies would be willing to add an annual CT screen to their recommendations for preventive care.

Some researchers are trying to figure out why some people are "long-term" survivors and others aren't.

Based on past experience, my body - as "unhealthy" as it is - has always had what I can only call an incredible will to live. So maybe I am one of the lucky ones...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 09:50 AM (RiICY)

126 Yeah, party identification is rarely an indicator of a good person. I quit the GOP 20 years ago and don't regret it in the least. Sure, it has different polices in some respects, but the people are interchangeable with the Dems.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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With rare exceptions, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely as the saying goes.

And to be fair, being a politician means that voters and donors are always threatening you, begging you to do something for just them, and other odious things to wheedle their representatives.

Not all voters or donors, but enough nasty slimy people that politicians, like ministers in prisons, social workers, or cops, can get disillusioned about people in general. For some pols, like those other professions, makes it easier to simply justify the corruption as everyone does it.

Societies that have too many corrupt voters/donors wanting something for nothing or quid pro quo for their donations from elected officials are as big a problem as corrupt politicians.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 09:50 AM (E4rtv)

127 Morning, MisHum and Horde. I am currently in Amarillo, will be westbound on Route 66 later today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2026 09:51 AM (GQnTc)

128 When I talk to urbanites anywhere about it, they tell me, "Well the wolves were there before you were."

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...while driving up to their favorite ski resort or the trailhead to climb a 14er, or a mountain biking day trip...

Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:52 AM (I0N4X)

129
The Temple of Delphi from the Oresteia Overture by Sergei Taneyev

https://tinyurl.com/n3d6dd4c
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 09:41 AM (HdYcL)


How dare you! You historical Bastard!

The Ancient Greeks didn't have Orchestras!

They had Rap!!!

Rap!!!

Posted by: Christopher NolanCinematic Expert on Ancient Greek Culture and Mythology at May 16, 2026 09:52 AM (iJfKG)

130 I live in a very conservative area in MT and our pastor is a traditionalist, he's a diocesan priest who came late to the priesthood. No upbeat, touchy feely music. The choir sings very traditional hymns, although sometimes at an arctic pace. Don't care since I'm not there for a dance party. Of course just to the north of us we have the Jesuits, enough said about what that implies.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 16, 2026 09:52 AM (2NHgQ)

131 Smell the Glove, that must be some wound you got going on there. Prayers for sped up healing. I know that hyperbaric treatment is excellent for wound healing. Maybe there is a clinic near your home? The freestanding clinics are much cheaper than the hospital units that do it. Also, wound healing is often covered by insurance. Not always, but sometimes.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 16, 2026 09:52 AM (nz1sK)

132 Heh! ISWYDT

Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

I get called out by Muldoon! My day has been successful and it isn't even 9 a.m. local time yet!

Posted by: Vendette at May 16, 2026 09:52 AM (1ieqq)

133 It's possible. I've never been to one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 09:47 AM (HdYcL)
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That's too bad. We have a good bishop and he's been pushing a return to tradition, including Friday observances outside of Lent. Maybe it's because we're a "young" diocese that serves Michigan's two largest university towns. We are producing a rich harvest of seminarians that are very much interested in tradition the old generation of "clappers" (they clap at the end of Mass for the musicians, really annoying) are fading away (God be praised).

The other Masses I've attended in Michigan were similarly formal, so it's not just a local thing. We try to bounce around from time to time, especially during the summer.

I'm pushing to get the kids to go more often, and the grandkids are now old enough that my wife and I can handle them. Going to the parish school helps in this respect. I'm looking forward to being an OCIA sponsor this fall.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 09:53 AM (ZOv7s)

134 AOP getting his kicks.

Posted by: Someone has to type it at May 16, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

135 NDH tweeted this week that she has been cleared to drive. This is a big step forward and she is very happy about it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 16, 2026 09:55 AM (lFFaq)

136 For AOP

https://tinyurl.com/2zw9jcdu

Safe travels

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 16, 2026 09:56 AM (kJmSS)

137 Of course just to the north of us we have the Jesuits, enough said about what that implies.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 16, 2026 09:52 AM (2NHgQ)
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It is sadly clear that it is time to suppress the Jesuits again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 09:56 AM (ZOv7s)

138 The message on that coffee mug seems rather whiny and weak.

'Carpe diem' as a motto should not include telling people "I gotta pee!"

Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)

139 I went to public school. We had no graduations until high school graduation.

And on the way out of the store I manhandled ( I guess that should be womanhandled 😉 the pussy willows which are delightful to touch!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 09:38 AM (+wdeh)

As much as I wanted to bail on my HS graduation, I will always argue that is the most appropriate point for one as there is nothing after 12th Grade. At least in terms of grade school. So it makes sense to have graduation at that point. No other. Not middle school, not elementary school.

My last day of eighth grade, the principal got on the intercom and let it be known the eighth graders were to go home, not hang around campus, and not come back. That was as close as we got to an MS graduation.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 16, 2026 09:56 AM (T6aVk)

140 121 When I talk to urbanites anywhere about it, they tell me, "Well the wolves were there before you were." Then, when a bobcat takes out their little fluffy yappy dog, they insist that something must be done.

A Yankee Carpetbagger nearby who bought a McMansion let his toxicpoddle out in the rear yard without having a fence. The local Brown Bear promptly grabbed it and took off with it while enjoying his snack. Wildlife 1 Carpetbagger 0. Can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Old Yeller

Documentaries are not 'truth' is part of it. It is all about using visuals and impressions rather than logic in most cases to compel the audience to stay awake. Harder to pull emotional tricks when the studies are in print than visuals.

The other part is people are most conservative about what actually affects them. They are all about letting tragedy of the commons affect others but when their own ox is gored, so to speak, they become enraged. A lot of upper class pecksniffing is because they are insulated from the consequences of their voting, others in society pay the price for the 'pet' issues of the woke upper class crowd voting D.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 09:57 AM (E4rtv)

141 138 The message on that coffee mug seems rather whiny and weak.

'Carpe diem' as a motto should not include telling people "I gotta pee!"
Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)

Wait til you see the Cheerios boxes.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 16, 2026 09:58 AM (T6aVk)

142 Based on past experience, my body - as "unhealthy" as it is - has always had what I can only call an incredible will to live. So maybe I am one of the lucky ones...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 09:50 AM (RiICY)


And we are lucky to have you here with us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 09:59 AM (hOUT3)

143 My last day of eighth grade, the principal got on the intercom and let it be known the eighth graders were to go home, not hang around campus, and not come back. That was as close as we got to an MS graduation.

Ah, so close to "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

144 By the way, the lack of reverence in the Mass is prominently featured in both Graham Green and Evelyn Waugh's writings. The Power and the Glory is centered on the Whiskey Priest, who is by no means a moral paragon.

The Church stumbled, but did not fall, and is now in a time of renewal. That terrifies Liberal Catholics and fills the modern left with despair. They were sure they were going to win, and it's slipping away yet again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 10:01 AM (ZOv7s)

145 'Carpe diem' as a motto should not include telling people "I gotta pee!"
Posted by: muldoon at May 16, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)


Whatever happened to "Honesty is the best policy!"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at May 16, 2026 10:01 AM (hOUT3)

146 Is it closing time?

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 10:01 AM (VCgbV)

147 Ah, so close to "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

I would have loved it if he had just said “don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out,”

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 16, 2026 10:03 AM (T6aVk)

148 Ah, so close to "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)
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No graduations for anything other than high school, and I was in thee different school districts.

It's part of the Participation Trophy movement, fake credentials and constant affirmation. Also what you get when the teachers themselves are low-IQ people with minimal competence.

I'm hoping the ongoing collapse of higher education will result in enhanced teacher quality as the best and the brightest are forced to once more work for a living.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 10:04 AM (ZOv7s)

149 Today, now , is Tommy Robinson's super rally Unite the Kingdom.

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2026 10:05 AM (GD0B3)

150
The Church stumbled, but did not fall, and is now in a time of renewal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 10:01 AM (ZOv7s)

Two Romes fell.

The third - Moscow - stands.

NEVER SHALL THERE BE A FOURTH.

Posted by: Ivan IV, Grozny at May 16, 2026 10:05 AM (T6aVk)

151 Some say it's for revenge, others say it's for justice.

Obama's been going public to spin what's coming as the one, not the other.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2026 10:06 AM (dtajH)

152 LIVE!

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2026 10:07 AM (GD0B3)

153 Posted by: runner at May 16, 2026 10:05 AM (GD0B3)

I am praying for the safety of all the participants. I had read that the police are using facial recognition and people will be arrested.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 10:08 AM (xY6Tn)

154 Big Ben !

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2026 10:09 AM (GD0B3)

155 No graduations for anything other than high school, and I was in thee different school districts.

It's part of the Participation Trophy movement, fake credentials and constant affirmation. Also what you get when the teachers themselves are low-IQ people with minimal competence.

I'm hoping the ongoing collapse of higher education will result in enhanced teacher quality as the best and the brightest are forced to once more work for a living.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 10:04 AM (ZOv7s)

Brace yourself for this one. The HS I attended had 39 valedictorians. The actual speech was given by a popularity contest winner out of a dozen or so. (I was in full headbanger mode. I was pissed and voted “James Hetfield”. Why? Because the top ten percent were declared valedictorians to help the poor dears get to college!

The graduation I will go to this week determines the valedictorian the old fashioned way. As bad as the district is, they got that right at least.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 16, 2026 10:11 AM (T6aVk)

156 The Jesuits got me for high school. Interesting cats who've had an outsized influence on history.

"The Mission" is one of my favorite movies and provides insight into the ongoing dilemma of these soldiers of Christ: What don't you render unto Caesar in this life?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2026 10:12 AM (dtajH)

157 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 09:43 AM (ZOv7s)

These reporters are anything but honest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 10:12 AM (xY6Tn)

158 The third - Moscow - stands.

NEVER SHALL THERE BE A FOURTH.
Posted by: Ivan IV, Grozny at May 16, 2026 10:05 AM (T6aVk)
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In retrospect, the decision of the Romanovs to completely subjugate the Orthodox Church was spectacularly bad. Sure, it ended the palace intrigues with the Patriarch of Moscow, but it also meant that the Church was wholly identified with the state, and when the Bolsheviks burned the churches, the peasants were happy to help out.

Contrast that with Spain, where society had generally secularized, but seeing churches burned, cemeteries desecrated and priests lynched radicalized the normies.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 10:14 AM (ZOv7s)

159 Just discovered there's a free shredding event not far from me. Think I'll go take advantage of that as my downsizing towards minimalism journey continues. Am in the digitizing phase and there's lots of financial related paper to dispose of.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 16, 2026 10:14 AM (2Ez/1)

160 87 Teresa in FtWorth
You are your doctor's new case study! Your progress gives hope to other patients facing the same diagnosis/prognosis.

I had a friend who passed away from the same cancer you have, back in 2018. But they found it really late, and she also had serious heart issues.
You know you are the beneficiary of many prayers on your behalf, and that you beloved by the Horde.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 16, 2026 10:15 AM (nz1sK)

161 AOP getting his kicks, on route 66

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 10:17 AM (Ia/+0)

162 Brace yourself for this one. The HS I attended had 39 valedictorians.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 16, 2026 10:11 AM (T6aVk)
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My high school is in a college town, so a huge premium is placed on college prep, SAT prep, etc.

Watching the place deteriorate has been sad to see.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 10:17 AM (ZOv7s)

163 FWP - through yet another series of unlikely, highly improbable events, this morning discovered my recent Grape jelly purchase is of the “Sugar Free” variety. &@$!!. (If I’m gonna “sin” I wanna do it right). Or give all the “sugar free” stuff its own aisle

Tobacco warnings on packages have to be 20% of the label or whatever. I think “sugar free” items should be the same, so there is no mistake. Finally, at checkout, as a further fail-safe when scanned, the item should be flagged and the Clerk will be cautioned to ask “Hey, this particular item is that “sugar free” crap. Are you sure that’s what you want??”

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 10:17 AM (YmzeM)

164 LIVE!
Posted by: runner at May 16, 2026 10:07 AM (GD0B3)

Is there a link?

Posted by: dantesed at May 16, 2026 10:18 AM (Oy/m2)

165 Good morning everyone, (checks watch), yes yes good morning still. (whoo!)

I have secured coffee, sausage and toast. I bought a big bag of discount sausage at costco. In it's distant past my sausage had wings. It is really more of a sausage themed experience. But the coffee is actual coffee and the toast is real, so I got that going for me.

Sending prayers for the healing and recovery for the whole lot of you.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 10:19 AM (3uBP9)

166 > Just discovered there's a free shredding event not far from me.
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We've had those for a while, but only within the last couple of months has the county figured out that they need to advertise. I think there's 2X yearly of each:

Household shredding day.
Household hazardous waste day.
Household e-waste day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 10:20 AM (jehhT)

167
Is there a link?
Posted by: dantesed at May 16, 2026 10:18 AM (Oy/m2)

https://tinyurl.com/httwshta

also on TRobinsonNewEra on X

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2026 10:20 AM (GD0B3)

168 In Texas we have grade inflation with all the AP and "on-ramps" college courses you can take in HS. In competitive HS's you can have a 4.0 and still not crack the top 10% which gives you auto admissions to any public University in Texas. I'm hoping the Universitys/colleges are looking at overall GPSs not just class rankings. Schools like UT Austin are almost impossible to get into without being in the top 10% or having very high/almost perfect SAT/ACT scores.They can be very different things in Texas.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 10:20 AM (VCgbV)

169 Tobacco warnings on packages have to be 20% of the label or whatever. I think “sugar free” items should be the same, so there is no mistake. Finally, at checkout, as a further fail-safe when scanned, the item should be flagged and the Clerk will be cautioned to ask “Hey, this particular item is that “sugar free” crap. Are you sure that’s what you want??”
Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 10:17 AM (YmzeM)
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Buying non-alcoholic beer is like that. At every step you get a warning. Final challenge at checkout.

I'm with you, but from the other side. I have to watch my sugar intake, so making it more obvious what has added sugar is helpful to me.

That being said, my glucose meter is plumbing new lows, and after I get my A1C checked in June, I may loosen the restrictions a little. I have to say the "no added sugar" stuff tastes much better once you get used to it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 10:20 AM (ZOv7s)

170 There cannot be more than one Valedictorian, by definition. What a bunch of Wankers.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 10:20 AM (YmzeM)

171 When I talk to urbanites anywhere about it, they tell me, "Well the wolves were there before you were." Then, when a bobcat takes out their little fluffy yappy dog, they insist that something must be done.

A Yankee Carpetbagger nearby who bought a McMansion let his toxicpoddle out in the rear yard without having a fence. The local Brown Bear promptly grabbed it and took off with it while enjoying his snack. Wildlife 1 Carpetbagger 0. Can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Old Yeller

You can't fox stupid.
We know when newbies move to our desert by the signs.
They say lost 'cat' or 'small dog'.

Owl or coyote nibbles.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2026 10:21 AM (Yypdw)

172 I provide shredding every day.

Posted by: Buckethead - not for free though at May 16, 2026 10:24 AM (3uBP9)

173 Schools like UT Austin are almost impossible to get into without being in the top 10% or having very high/almost perfect SAT/ACT scores.They can be very different things in Texas.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 10:20 AM (VCgbV)
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For all the selectivity, multiple studies have shown "elite" education generally isn't. The Ivies are the worst at this. Once you get in, you graduate. No real value added other than social networking and stolen prestige.

The funny part is that people who jump through all the hoops are really insecure about their subsequent status. University of Michigan grads (with whom I am quite familiar) seem to have this problem. No, I don't think your school is better, and don't think you're somehow superior because you went there.

What was once about actual learning is now just the modern version of buying a peerage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 10:24 AM (ZOv7s)

174 this morning discovered my recent Grape jelly purchase is of the “Sugar Free” variety.

How is that even possible... Is it also "Grape Free"?

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2026 10:24 AM (iFEms)

175 Prayers up for all of the Horde and their loved ones. It is a beautiful spring morning here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 16, 2026 10:25 AM (0nHVk)

176 Yeah, I rarely consume sugar now. It used to be its own Food group for me years ago. I restrict my refined carbs. I have weighed 180 at 6’2” going on 6 years now, so it must be working.

Now and then though I like to put my pancreas through the paces. Lol

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 10:25 AM (YmzeM)

177 You can't just let a small dog or cat outside by themselves in lots of areas. I do have 2 indoor cats/outdoor cats and I know they may not come back. We've had it happen once already.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 10:25 AM (VCgbV)

178 >>>Yeah, I rarely consume sugar now. It used to be its own Food group for me years ago. I restrict my refined carbs. I have weighed 180 at 6’2” going on 6 years now, so it must be working.Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 10:25 AM (YmzeM)


I got the weight down, now I just have to work on the height.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 10:26 AM (3uBP9)

179 For all the selectivity, multiple studies have shown "elite" education generally isn't. The Ivies are the worst at this. Once you get in, you graduate. No real value added other than social networking and stolen prestige
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Bingo! It's all about the networking and prestige. It's not about getting an actual "better" education.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 10:28 AM (VCgbV)

180 170 There cannot be more than one Valedictorian, by definition. What a bunch of Wankers.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 10:20 AM (YmzeM)

I was appalled. I didn’t care as I was in the running for the bottom. But as I told others in the Horde, it was as if my HS was actively trying to make my senior year and graduation suck MORE than it already would and did.

This though is the worst part: the idea of having the top 10% of the class declared “valedictorians”;is actually more common than people think, and this mission is the same: to get the poor dears into college!!! And to make more of a bragging point for principals who want to become superintendents, or school board members who want to keep their jobs, and so on.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 16, 2026 10:28 AM (T6aVk)

181 I also shred, although not as much as I did in my younger days.

Posted by: Tony Hawk at May 16, 2026 10:29 AM (J4Dwc)

182 172 I provide shredding every day.
Posted by: Buckethead - not for free though at May 16, 2026 10:24 AM (3uBP9)

13 cents.

Posted by: Reforger at May 16, 2026 10:29 AM (ZFqKB)

183 The London rally is huge.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 16, 2026 10:30 AM (kJmSS)

184 On the road to one of the incredible desert overlooks out here in the sticks last year was a little shrine built up with a photo, of somebody’s lost dog, email, phone number. Wandered away in camp and didn’t come back, apparently.

That’s gotta be gut wrenching, because at some point, after searching, they had to leave their dog behind. And then come back to put up their sign. And wait. If it was a couple, this is the kind of thing that may well add to marital strife. “It’s your fault!” Seriously.

The sign was put up in the interim after or between my arrival and when I was leaving. About a week prior to this, one morning at camp I heard Coyotes obviously chasing something. I wondered … if that was related. Yeesh.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 10:32 AM (YmzeM)

185 There cannot be more than one Valedictorian, by definition.

At the newly-renamed Valedictory Learing Center, EVERYbody is a Valedictorian!

Posted by: Gov't-Sponsored Somali Pirates at May 16, 2026 10:32 AM (TylIK)

186 Freshman year of college is definitely a weed out year. The sophomore class size usually takes a significant hit. I know that from personal experience.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 10:36 AM (VCgbV)

187 I got the weight down, now I just have to work on the height.
Posted by: banana Dream


I tell my online doctor "Kevin" in Bangalore that I'm 7' 2" and now my BMI is excellent.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2026 10:36 AM (XD+PD)

188 OT: this Talarico guy running for senate in Texas looks 13 years old and gives me strong pedo vibes.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 10:38 AM (VCgbV)

189 And-in this exciting news😉 -I am happy to report that we got some new shoes for me and a thermos for my son at no cost We had Target cards ( I very rarely go to Target) . At Christmas the parents kids on the school bus give either huge amounts of chocolate or various gift cards which is nice of them. Next week is supposed to be very hot here so son will need a thermos for work outside.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 10:39 AM (AphQx)

190 Paragons of nonpartisanship, they are. TBH, I'm surprised it isn't higher.

6 to 1: Democratic speakers dominate 2026 commencement stages at Top 100 universities

https://tinyurl.com/44swk47j

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2026 10:39 AM (Riz8t)

191 https://tinyurl.com/59yzjd3a

Fun link to,the London march

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 16, 2026 10:39 AM (kJmSS)

192 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 16, 2026 10:25 AM (0nHVk)

Thanks. It's beautiful here as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 10:40 AM (AphQx)

193 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 16, 2026 10:39 AM (kJmSS)

Wonderful! Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 10:44 AM (AphQx)

194 By the way, the lack of reverence in the Mass is prominently featured in both Graham Green and Evelyn Waugh's writings. The Power and the Glory is centered on the Whiskey Priest, who is by no means a moral paragon.

The Church stumbled, but did not fall, and is now in a time of renewal. That terrifies Liberal Catholics and fills the modern left with despair. They were sure they were going to win, and it's slipping away yet again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 16, 2026 10:01 AM (ZOv7s)


I had to run errands, so missed much of the thread:

The point I was trying to make was that Vatican II gets blamed for things it didn't mandate. That whole crop of Liberal Catholics just did what they wanted to do, claiming "Spirit of Vatican II." The Novus Ordo is a licit Mass. Unfortunately, Modernists with hidden agendas imposed their wills upon the laity.

The young priests want to restore Sacred Traditions. Thus, the petulance of the Liberal Catholics: they know that as soon as enough of them are dead, and critical-mass of Traditionalists get into the hierarchy, the Liberal experiment is over.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 16, 2026 10:45 AM (ksbjf)

195 I am getting a new titanium right knee on Monday. This seems like no big deal anymore but the technology is pretty amazing. Recovery is supposed to take about a week with you up and walking on it the day of the surgery.

I had imagined that a knee replacement was getting some robotic hinge thing installed but it really more like getting a crown on a tooth. It just replaces the wear surface with a knee joint shaped plate.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 10:49 AM (4NO2D)

196 G'day, y'all. Nice to be here. Thanks as always to Annie and the misanthrope.

Chabrier : Bourrée fantasque : It is tres amuse to see the masked-up string section, while those who blow don't have masks with holes cut in them. Discrimination!

Nice lively musicque, thoughe.

History already looks back on the wear-a-mask panic years with disdain and non-plusment… all the moreso for those who still live, or re-live, that insane era.

Ah, well, I'll include them in my prayers, which I'm about to get to after I grab some coffee.

Posted by: mindful webworker - non-plusseumennte at May 16, 2026 10:50 AM (cz4n2)

197 Oh, a new Titanium knee! Aren’t we Mr. Fancypants. A good solid, used Titanium knee with low miles should be perfectly acceptable. Owned by a little old lady who only walked to the mailbox every other day, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 10:52 AM (YmzeM)

198 Mornin', Horde. I'm thankful for a safe trip and return home.

Prayers up for all of the Horde's needs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2026 10:52 AM (Wnv9h)

199 I forgot today was march in London

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0)

200 I am getting a new titanium right knee on Monday. This seems like no big deal anymore but the technology is pretty amazing. Recovery is supposed to take about a week with you up and walking on it the day of the surgery.

I had imagined that a knee replacement was getting some robotic hinge thing installed but it really more like getting a crown on a tooth. It just replaces the wear surface with a knee joint shaped plate.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 16, 2026 10:49 AM (4NO2D)

Cyberdyne Systems Model T928.

My Dad had two, expect pain during recovery and PT, about 1-2 months as I recall.

Godspeed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 16, 2026 10:53 AM (dK+Kv)

201 I'm probably looking at knee replacements in my future but I'm putting it off as long as possible.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 16, 2026 10:54 AM (VCgbV)

202 BTW…

There. Are. Two dozen. Plymouths.

Just in the USA.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and a line of Chryslers at May 16, 2026 10:54 AM (cz4n2)

203 https://tinyurl.com/59yzjd3a

Fun link to,the London march
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Wait. I thought the American flag was the universal symbol of racism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)

204 Whig at 116

Agree. Explains why Kemp wanted no election audit and explains the Tank Abrams consent decree. Both sides cheated. No one talked. MAD if anyone spilled the beans

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 16, 2026 10:58 AM (zKQhx)

205 The young priests want to restore Sacred Traditions.
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I attended a Catholic funeral once, and I liked it, as far as the rituals and traditions, the incense and the rest of it. Gimme that Old Time religion. Modern Churches are just ersatz, “sugar free” watered down imitations. I guess they don’t have to be Catholic services but a Generic “Celebration of Life” led by a purple haired sex deviate who takes time out to bitch about your lawnmower and global warming is not likely to attract the faithful.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 10:58 AM (YmzeM)

206 For those watching...It's an AI generated rapper ! "Danny Bones".

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2026 10:59 AM (GD0B3)

207 201 I'm probably looking at knee replacements in my future but I'm putting it off as long as possible.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended
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Depends, they typically last about twenty years or so. What you DON'T want is having to have a second full knee replacement. Because of bone removal for the first one, they have to add in stabilizers like rods for the second. Constricts range of motion pretty much.

I had to have one at 42 due to an injury and chose a partial because of that. They remove a lot less bone for those. Now having to look at getting a full replacement for it in the near future.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 11:00 AM (E4rtv)

208 If your dealer sells Plymouth, he also sells DeSoto

Posted by: George Fennerman at May 16, 2026 11:00 AM (YmzeM)

209 Lin-duh, I know knee replacements are not as easy as hip but I didn't realize how much the pain was impacting my life til it was gone. It felt like and still feels like a miracle. The I formation I got before was pretty frightening because they have to warn you about everything that can possibly go wrong, but they do 1000's of these and it is pretty routine. Don't wait too long.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 16, 2026 11:01 AM (kJmSS)

210 Somebody is having a great time!

https://tinyurl.com/ytnxs57s

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2026 11:04 AM (GD0B3)

211 204 Whig at 116

Agree. Explains why Kemp wanted no election audit and explains the Tank Abrams consent decree. Both sides cheated. No one talked. MAD if anyone spilled the beans

Posted by: Mr. Barky
=========
Kemp was Sec. of State and over voting in 2018. He wiped the servers after that election despite an existing court lawsuit (by Stacey Abrams) over hinky voting. Then he promptly as governor inked a no bid contract with Dominion to replace the old Diebold voting system for 2020 election. His former right hand guy at Sec. of State office was the saleman for Dominion on that deal.

Guy stinks on ice. His AG (another backdoor political deal to get him in office originally) Chris Carr is the see no evil type, and the SoS Ratshitbugger is a Democrat whose brother is an executive for Huawei. Carr and Ratshitbugger are running for governor to take out Burt Jones so that fake GOP billionaire Jackson can win.

GA politics is a fetid swamp.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 11:04 AM (E4rtv)

212 SCOTUS unanimously rejects Virginia's appeal of their redistricting minutes after the final filing. Even Justice Jumanji. There is no joy in Mudville today.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:04 AM (ndZc7)

213 https://tinyurl.com/59yzjd3a

Fun link to,the London march
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Wait. I thought the American flag was the universal symbol of racism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I can't figure out why they are singing Sweet Caroline. The only time I heard a crowd sing that was at a Red Sox game.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 16, 2026 11:05 AM (kJmSS)

214 I'm probably looking at knee replacements in my future but I'm putting it off as long as possible.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended

I'm looking at a shoulder replacement in my future. Right now the steroid shot seems to be helping greatly but I know that replacement is coming.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2026 11:07 AM (lJ0H4)

215 The better-half was bone on bone in the R knee for 20 years. She woke up after her first knee replacement, looked at me and said my knee doesn't hurt. It might take 6 months to get through the post op pt and pain; but, it's worth it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2026 11:08 AM (Yypdw)

216 Neil Diamond had a cameo (playing a hippie folksinger) on an episode of Mannix.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 11:09 AM (RZn4N)

217 Amor vincit omnia.

Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
James Talarico reveals he has a "girlfriend" and wants to have kids "one day" in a new podcast interview

"She is my rock. She is my best friend. I don't know if I could have gotten through the last six months of this crazy race if um if she hadn't been by my side."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)

218 I had imagined that a knee replacement was getting some robotic hinge thing installed but it really more like getting a crown on a tooth. It just replaces the wear surface with a knee joint shaped plate.

Posted by: toby928(c)
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They get you right out of bed and moving immediately after surgery nowadays. And it is critical that you a) take your pain meds and b) push in physical therapy to get your range of motion back.

There will be some restrictions if you want it to last. Any kind of high impact exercise (running for example or treadmills) on the knees shortens the projected lifespan of the replacement and if you swim, certain kicks are no longer recommended as they can affect the joint. Flutter kicking is fine but frog kicking is right out. And as usual, the weight you are makes a difference, lighter is good, heavier is bad.

With care, they last about 20 years or so nowadays, but high impact or other activity can damage it and shorten its lifespan. And you REALLY do not want a second full knee replacement after the first wears out. Due to the bone removal for the implant, they have to do additional work for a second which constrains range of motion quite a bit.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 11:10 AM (E4rtv)

219 DiSantis takes out the trash.

NOW: Gov. Ron DeSantis just had ghetto Rep. Angie Nixon (D) ARRESTED after she did an illegal "SIT-IN" at his office because of the 2026 Florida House map that adds +4 GOP seats
She melted down, and FAFO'd!
LMAO!! Florida is the best
DeSantis plays no games
This is the SAME Rep. who stormed the House aisle with a bullhorn as the map passed.
Leftist psychos ENDLESSLY LOSE in our state
DeSantis' chief of staff confirmed it: "Arrested."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:16 AM (ndZc7)

220 I'm looking at a shoulder replacement in my future. Right now the steroid shot seems to be helping greatly but I know that replacement is coming.
Posted by: Tuna
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Due to the ravages of psoriatic arthritis and subsequent surgeries, I spend a lot of time in rehab (usually use up my visits per year for whatever my current surgery du jour is). Shoulder replacement is a harder rehab than knee from my observations and seeing them do it. PT therapists have confirmed that to me.

If you can, before too much damage (and steroid injections over time can actually accelerate joint degeneration if you get them too frequently), get a consult at either Mayo or Cleveland Clinic before surgery is absolutely necessary. Both places are pretty good at fly in second diagnoses and they both keep up with current new treatments that may or may not be available in your vicinity.

I had to have prostate surgery and ironically it was cheaper even with air fare to have it done at Mayo Clinic Scottsdale with a more advanced procedure than it was to have the old rooter rooter TURP by local doctors. Much better outcome too. Since then, I have revisited Mayo for a second opinion on other issues.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 11:17 AM (E4rtv)

221 Leftist psychos ENDLESSLY LOSE in our state
DeSantis' chief of staff confirmed it: "Arrested."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Which is one reason that a DeSantis in the White House (dunno about Rubio or Vance) would be more likely to be a Cromwell or Franco that may prove necessary to Bukele the left in this country. Trump simply is not going to be that guy I think.

The only question though is whether DeSantis has enough charisma, money, and/or political savvy to get elected versus Rubio or Vance in 2028.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)

222 >>> "She is my rock. She is my best friend. I don't know if I could have gotten through the last six months of this crazy race if um if she hadn't been by my side."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 16, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)


I wonder if there is a beard casting agency that these people use. JEF and Booker and all of them. Probably good money in it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2026 11:25 AM (3uBP9)

223 I know it's late, but prayers would be appreciated - I've been sick for a couple months (okay, a year) and am dealing with a nasty 6 - 10 week long cough and muscle atrophy due to GLP-1 meds (I got off them a month ago). I'd appreciate prayers for healing or for pain relief at night if y'all could.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 16, 2026 12:36 PM (lFFaq)

224 Mrs. E has a progress report on the 22nd to acertain the first four infusions. We thank you all for your prayers!

Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2026 12:49 PM (LHPAg)

225 Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 16, 2026 12:36 PM (lFFaq)

Will pray for you, Inspector Cussword.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 01:33 PM (n3VHW)

226 221 Leftist psychos ENDLESSLY LOSE in our state
DeSantis' chief of staff confirmed it: "Arrested."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Which is one reason that a DeSantis in the White House (dunno about Rubio or Vance) would be more likely to be a Cromwell or Franco that may prove necessary to Bukele the left in this country. Trump simply is not going to be that guy I think.

The only question though is whether DeSantis has enough charisma, money, and/or political savvy to get elected versus Rubio or Vance in 2028.
Posted by: whig at May 16, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)
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Or whether he can overcome the attacks on his height.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2026 01:41 PM (cWLG3)

227 225 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 01:33 PM (n3VHW)

Thank you, Fenelon. I deeply appreciate it.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 16, 2026 01:52 PM (lFFaq)

228 As always, I pray for ruthless prosecution of fraud -- not only because mercy for the guilty is cruelty to the innocent, but also as a moral prophylactic for ordinary people who are not as successful as they'd like. Just as a recovering alcoholic doesn't grab a cheap happy hour burger at the bar and trust to his willpower, but may even detour to avoid going past his old haunts, it is better to not even show people the temptation of free, easy money for lying on a form.

So, just as we pray to God to lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, I pray for Him to sharpen the investigators' minds and harden the prosecutors' hearts. May each and every fraudster face a long stretch of hard time in Federal prison. Amen.

Posted by: SciVo at May 16, 2026 03:04 PM (Sy6m/)

Daily Tech News 16 May 2026

Top Story


Tech News



Musical Interlude






Disclaimer: Pay no attention to the voices in your head, especially when they try to sell you extended warranties.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 !!

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:31 AM (G+2/5)

2 Called the otters.

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:33 AM (G+2/5)

3 Headed for third

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:33 AM (G+2/5)

4 Inside the park?

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:34 AM (G+2/5)

5 Poke?!

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:34 AM (G+2/5)

6 Rejoinder: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:36 AM (G+2/5)

7 Guten morgen, horde. Where ever did you go?

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:37 AM (G+2/5)

8 Maybe they're sleeping. It's the weekend after all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 16, 2026 04:38 AM (BLOW1)

9 Disclaimer: Pay no attention to the voices in your head, especially when they try to sell you extended warranties.

It's also unacceptable to lose arguments to the voices in your head...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026 04:39 AM (ynpvh)

10 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 16, 2026 04:40 AM (m5P/4)

11 AI and secure connection do not belong in the same sentence much less in regard to your bank accounts.

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:41 AM (G+2/5)

12 Looks like Samsung is making another bad decision by not telling its union employees to go pound sand.

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:44 AM (G+2/5)

13 11 AI and secure connection do not belong in the same sentence much less in regard to your bank accounts.

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:41 AM (G+2/5)

Like security and IOT...lots of IOT devices are wholly insecure and can be easily hacked. Yeah, lets put cameras and other devices with gaping security holes inside the house so strangers can hack 'em and access 'em...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026 04:44 AM (ynpvh)

14 w00t
clarence, you are on a roll

Posted by: m at May 16, 2026 04:49 AM (6wpGE)

15 C'mon AI bubble, pop already...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 16, 2026 04:49 AM (O7YUW)

16 I wonder what might be causing this negative sentiment.


Those pushing AI onto the masses have done a piss poor job explaining it. When they do, they all come across as human hating meglomaniacs. Meanwhile, data centers are popping up all over the place and complaints, legit or not, are met with 'Go Fuck Yourself Peasant'. The 'expert class' suck.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 16, 2026 04:50 AM (m5P/4)

17 16 I wonder what might be causing this negative sentiment.


Those pushing AI onto the masses have done a piss poor job explaining it. When they do, they all come across as human hating meglomaniacs. Meanwhile, data centers are popping up all over the place and complaints, legit or not, are met with 'Go Fuck Yourself Peasant'. The 'expert class' suck.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 16, 2026 04:50 AM (m5P/4)

Well...some of them ARE human-hating Megalomaniacs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026 04:52 AM (ynpvh)

18 G'morning, all.

Can we mix tech and politics for a moment?

Yesterday the name Rom Reddy came up, both on this thread and later with a link by JJ on the morning report.

And then later yesterday a voiceover ad from Reddy came up on the tv, and I swear it was Mike Rowe.....but not Mike Rowe.

Then we had another ad by a different candidate for a different office, and I am watching the actual candidate talking directly into the camera, but the voice has a 'touch' of the distinctive Mike Rowe voice. Not identical, but inflections that give you that 'I can trust this guy' feeling. And no discernible accent. But at the end of the ad there is the spoken 'My name is xxxx, and I approve this ad' And what do you know, the voice is different, and the distinctive, almost Henry McMaster southern gentleman accent is very present.

I genuinely believe that Reddy, and many other folks are using AI voice models to create ads.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2026 04:57 AM (iMotb)

19 *peeks barely above parapet*

*hopes nobody who bans notices*

Posted by: A Miklosian Test at May 16, 2026 04:59 AM (7K7cA)

20 I genuinely believe that Reddy, and many other folks are using AI voice models to create ads.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Da Guvna, Henruh, would sue anybody who tried to mimic his voice.

He called a Special Session to do redistricting because, mark this, he and the Missus will be Their Excellencies at some Embassy in a nice place this time next year.

Posted by: Additional Miklosian Beta Test at May 16, 2026 05:03 AM (7K7cA)

21 AWS to Quick admins: The access control didn't work, but you weren't using it anyway, so what's the problem?
If a setting fails in the forest and nobody hears it ...
****

https://ziply.pk/ecuI25

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 05:06 AM (G+2/5)

22 "Da Guvna, Henruh, would sue anybody who tried to mimic his voice."

True dat!

But the reassuring "Mike Rowe' type voice seems to be cropping up everywhere.

Here is a link to a Rowe voice model available for creating lyrics and voice tracks for a song.

Ignore all that, and read the part about Mike's distinctive voice, and how it is perceived by listeners.

https://aicover.art/voice-library/rowe-resonate

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2026 05:08 AM (iMotb)

23 That is not my longest streak here on the tech thread.

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 05:09 AM (G+2/5)

24 Morning! The voices in my head aren’t so bad. But the banging sounds they make at three in the morning when I’m sound asleep are the worst.

Posted by: Pete Bog at May 16, 2026 05:10 AM (P/t0H)

25 https://aicover.art/voice-library/rowe-resonate
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Another way to develop a deeper and resonating voice is to smoke.

Yeah I'm lazy

Posted by: Deeply resonant not Miklos at May 16, 2026 05:11 AM (7K7cA)

26 Morning! The voices in my head aren’t so bad. But the banging sounds they make at three in the morning when I’m sound asleep are the worst.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Mental Irish Step dance is an accepted homeopathic treatment

Posted by: Miklos-Michael Flatley at May 16, 2026 05:15 AM (7K7cA)

27 Mental Irish Step dance is an accepted homeopathic treatment
Posted by: Miklos-Michael Flatley at May 16, 2026 05:15 AM (7K7cA)

I was going to suggest it was called the “Crazy Irishman” but that’s redundant.

Posted by: Pete Bog at May 16, 2026 05:29 AM (P/t0H)

28 @19/Miklos: "*peeks barely above parapet*"

I wondered why I hadn't seen any posts by you in a long while. You caught a ban? WTF?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 16, 2026 05:33 AM (O7YUW)

29 24 Morning! The voices in my head aren’t so bad. But the banging sounds they make at three in the morning when I’m sound asleep are the worst.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 16, 2026 05:10 AM (P/t0H)

yikes

Posted by: m at May 16, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE)

30 Evening and morning, Saturday toilers and early risers!

Voices? "I can't come in to work. The voices told me to stay home and clean all the guns today."

We used to think that was funny because it rarely happened ("going postal"). Now . . .



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9)

31 I had trouble getting to sleep last night because I was thinking about the house I video-toured yesterday afternoon. It's small, 924 sq. ft., 2 BR and 1 bath, a dining room and a garage (not together), and only a crawlspace instead of a basement. There's not really enough storage space, and one BR is only big enough to be a small home office. But it's attractive, it faces east, it has a decent yard. And the price is low enough that I can easily afford to have the floors redone in laminate as I want and to buy a couple of tables and lamps and even rugs.

It makes no sense. But last night I was picturing where I'd put my current furniture and was considering visiting Lowe's this morning to price standard refrigerators, as the place does not have one, and storm doors. Madness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)

32 Voices sound, ever fleeting
Rain, wind and fire come and go
Darkness, light and I


fin

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 05:48 AM (G+2/5)

33 Sons of Koran sing Psalm 139- about our identity in God:

https://tinyurl.com/4xjvf7hx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 05:52 AM (rZCVI)

34 Always liked Laura Branigan's "Self-Control," the one with the chorus "I live among the creatures of the night . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)

35 Hi, Miklos

Someone was mentioning yesterday that they hadn't seen you for a while. You were missed!
Hope you are doing o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 05:55 AM (rZCVI)

36 This was one of the plants we saw yesterday in the field around the senior center. "Perennial flax". So pretty!

https://tinyurl.com/ydfn6mph

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 05:58 AM (rZCVI)

37 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)

Sounds like a nice place!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 06:03 AM (PFs9e)

38 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2026 06:10 AM (RIvkX)

39 The voices in my head are a cacaphony.

There is one lady who has been droning "Javid Shah, Javid Shah. Javid Shah!" since January.

Also Peter Gabriel has been singing "Supper's Ready" the last few weeks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2026 06:13 AM (RIvkX)

40
Sounds like a nice place!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026


***
It's cozy and quite nice. The large bedroom is in the front, the smaller one in the middle, the living room and dining room are both rather square. Out back, off the kitchen, there is a little paved area that would serve as a patio. I guess I could have a small shed put in the yard for storage.

Central air, gas heat, electric stove, washer and dryer. And the garage has a carport next to it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 06:14 AM (wzUl9)

41 G'Day everyone
Am I late to this thread

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 06:16 AM (Ia/+0)

42 Madness.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)
====

Sounds great!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2026 06:17 AM (RIvkX)

43
Good morning, Hordians. Up, dressed, morning prayers said, dogs taken care of, now sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian with a big double cup of coffee and a toasted Lebanon bologna and provolone cheese sandwich.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 06:24 AM (HdYcL)

44 41 G'Day everyone
Am I late to this thread
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 06:16 AM (Ia/+0)


Yes! Drop and give me 20 droll comments!

Posted by: AoSHQ DI at May 16, 2026 06:25 AM (U/s6V)

45 Sounds great!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2026


***
The place has peculiarities. The previous owner obviously added the kitchen on to the back; the glass-paned door that apparently used to be the back door is still there in the dining room, with the stove on the other side in the new kitchen. The space that must have been the old kitchen has been refurbished into a sort of wide short hall with a tiny west window leading to the new back door. The crawlspace is accessed through a white-trimmed trap door in the dining room floor, with a ring handle to pull it up.

And the small bedroom used to have a door into the bathroom. The owner put up a painted wallboard in its place, not solidly anchored, and a linen closet on the other side in the bathroom proper.

It's all very nicely done. Just smaller than I was thinking. But . . . it might work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

46 Central air, gas heat, electric stove, washer and dryer. And the garage has a carport next to it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

No house is perfect. How many of your requirements does this one meet?

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2026 06:30 AM (lJ0H4)

47 Good morning Horde. Hope you are all well. Happy Saturday.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2026 06:31 AM (gu0hJ)

48
Good morning, everyone. New project for the Bewalski household.

• repurpose a recently discarded by Junior-ette desktop system with a Slackware Linux build
• install pi-hole and configure the home network router to only use the Linux pi-hole system as the only dns

Poof. No more ruku adds.

I should have done this earlier, but was able to suffer through without all the damned political adds we're getting now.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 16, 2026 06:31 AM (QVmho)

49 Yes! Drop and give me 20 droll comments!
Posted by: AoSHQ DI

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 06:32 AM (PFs9e)

50 Central air, gas heat, electric stove, washer and dryer. And the garage has a carport next to it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
No house is perfect. How many of your requirements does this one meet?
Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2026


***
A lot. I know no house would be perfect; it's why I'm thinking about what I can do to it to have it approach that ideal.

The first house I video-toured *would* have been perfect, but the price including the home insurance was too much, and somebody grabbed it the second day anyhow. The second was not suitable at all.

The agent gave me the name and number of a flooring guy. I'll call him to get a ballpark figure on replacing the flooring; I'm estimating some 600 sq. ft.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)

51 "A lot. I know no house would be perfect; it's why I'm thinking about what I can do to it to have it approach that ideal."

Sounds like you're a little bit excited so I hope it works out to your satisfaction.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2026 06:39 AM (lJ0H4)

52 A 3BR/2BA 1st fl condo a few blocks away sold in about 2 weeks. They were asking $1.9 million.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2026 06:39 AM (RIvkX)

53
Disco balls?!

Surely you intended to cite Discobolus instead and thus launch a vigorous give and take regarding the prospects for the Los Angeles Olympics of 2028?

To have gone so badly off track is, indeed, sad.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 06:39 AM (s9VOe)

54 Anyway, aside from a visit to Lowe's, I need to hit Walmart for a few things like a mop refill and the oil for the Buick's next change. Rumors on the 'Net say that 5W-30 engine oil may not even be available soon (true?), and I want to grab my six quarts before any more price increases anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 06:40 AM (wzUl9)

55 "A lot. I know no house would be perfect; it's why I'm thinking about what I can do to it to have it approach that ideal."
*
Sounds like you're a little bit excited so I hope it works out to your satisfaction.
Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2026


***
Yeah, when you lie awake for a while at night picturing how your new place will look with your furniture in it, the place you're considering must have a lot to recommend it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)

56 mornin yall. California has banned the Kars4Kids commercials, not for the annoying song, but because K4K supports THE JEWS!

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 06:43 AM (vFG9F)

57 Under the ruling, Kars4Kids can no longer air its commercials in California unless the ads include “an express, audible disclosure” explaining the charity’s religious affiliation, where donations go and who benefits from the funds.

The organization is also barred from using young children in its ads.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 06:44 AM (vFG9F)

58 Those pushing AI onto the masses have done a piss poor job explaining it. When they do, they all come across as human hating meglomaniacs. Meanwhile, data centers are popping up all over the place and complaints, legit or not, are met with 'Go Fuck Yourself Peasant'. The 'expert class' suck.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 16, 2026 04:50 AM (m5P/4)
----
Weird how NIMBY doesn't apply when it's YOUR backyard...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2026 06:45 AM (gnNyN)

59
The organization is also barred from using young children in its ads.
Posted by: fd


Raisers of baby goats are salivating at the prospects of unbridled earnings from getting their charges into those commercials.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 06:48 AM (s9VOe)

60 "Weird how NIMBY doesn't apply when it's YOUR backyard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

Seeing as how I bought property to get away from people, noise, and civilization, I don't want a data center popping up next to it either.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 06:48 AM (vFG9F)

61 A lot. I know no house would be perfect; it's why I'm thinking about what I can do to it to have it approach that ideal."
Posted by: Tuna

We did a big remodel and had to move to a rental for nearly 6 months. It's good to be back. One of the upgrades was I added a steam shower which is a marvel to me.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 16, 2026 06:49 AM (l26NL)

62
Under the ruling, Kars4Kids can no longer air its commercials in California unless the ads include “an express, audible disclosure” explaining the charity’s religious affiliation, where donations go and who benefits from the funds.


You mean, like, a bullet train?

Say, just when do you asshats expect to have full service between Los Angeles and San Francisco up and running?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 06:51 AM (s9VOe)

63 “ For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it.”

Matthew 16:25

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2026 06:52 AM (+ffGB)

64 26 Morning! The voices in my head aren’t so bad. But the banging sounds they make at three in the morning when I’m sound asleep are the worst.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Mental Irish Step dance is an accepted homeopathic treatment

Posted by: Miklos-Michael Flatley at May 16, 2026 05:15 AM (7K7cA)

Yeah, I sometimes hear nonexistent loud noises (explosions, crashes, banging, etc) when falling asleep that wake me right up. All I can say facetiously, is "Thanks, brain..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026 06:53 AM (ynpvh)

65 Madness.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)
====

I will need to take a 3 hour bus ride to Merced to get on the train.
/winning!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2026 06:53 AM (RIvkX)

66 In local news, Tarnisha Shelley was picked up for DUI. I guess her driving recorded is now Tarnished.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 06:54 AM (vFG9F)

67 57 Under the ruling, Kars4Kids can no longer air its commercials in California unless the ads include “an express, audible disclosure” explaining the charity’s religious affiliation, where donations go and who benefits from the funds.

The organization is also barred from using young children in its ads.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 06:44 AM (vFG9F)

The paedos in Kali Gov't jealous of them having kids?
Will the same religious affiliation test be used for other organizations, like Islamic ones?
Will the same test be applied to atheist organizations? I mean, if you have to disclose religious affiliation, shouldn't you have to disclose irreligious or on-religious affiliation?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026 06:55 AM (ynpvh)

68 Forget it Jim, it's Kalifornia.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 06:56 AM (vFG9F)

69
The saga of Dutch's show history continues. According to the AKC, the Beeg Boy had 118 Grand Champion majors and I only had 117. I did some more digging and found I missed a specialty show in Omaha he was in and got 5 points for going Best of Opposite Sex.

That also gave him 577 of the 578 Grand Champion points the AKC says he has. But there were three shows in my spreadsheet where 3 male dogs competed and Dutch was Select Dog. So he defeated one dog, either Winners Dog or a special that walked.

Now, in just about every one of the 15 AKC divisions, it takes two dogs for one class or Grand Champion point. So Dutch should have gotten one point in each of those shows, but the record shows him not being awarded any. That would give him 580, two more than the AKC has.

Now I have to write to the AKC Events Department and ask what's going on. Plus, I have to go through every show where he got Grand Champion points to see if I've make any mistakes. Heigh ho.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 06:56 AM (HdYcL)

70 Don't get me wrong; I *do* believe that charities have to be honest where the monies they receive is supposed to go.

So BLM taking money supposedly for Black Lives, but using it for enriching the ones running the show should count.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026 06:58 AM (ynpvh)

71 68 Forget it Jim, it's Kalifornia.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 06:56 AM (vFG9F)

Yeah, Kalifornia, the land of nuts, fruits, and flakes. Too bad a cereal like that would taste good, but Kalifornia only leaves a bitter taste in my mouth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026 06:59 AM (ynpvh)

72 Don't get me wrong; I *do* believe that charities have to be honest where the monies they receive is supposed to go.

So BLM taking money supposedly for Black Lives, but using it for enriching the ones running the show should count.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026


***
So, not only where the money they receive is supposed to go, but where it actually *does* go. They'll hide that with every slick fiber of their slimy beings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

73 Read years ago, BLM for the Billions they took in for protection money racket never filed a single tax form.
And No the Marxist run IRS ever bothered to ask or look into it.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 07:01 AM (Ia/+0)

74 Oops! Time to feed the furry thugs!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 07:01 AM (wzUl9)

75
By the way, the awarding of AKC Champion or Grand Champion points is based on an impossibly complex formula involving the breed, whether the dog is male or female, the number of dogs competing, the award, and where the show is held. Exhibitors can work out this formula in their heads instantly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 07:01 AM (HdYcL)

76 75
By the way, the awarding of AKC Champion or Grand Champion points is based on an impossibly complex formula involving the breed, whether the dog is male or female, the number of dogs competing, the award, and where the show is held. Exhibitors can work out this formula in their heads instantly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 07:01 AM (HdYcL)

That's sexist...
Do males get more of fewer points? Are feminists up-in-arms over bitches getting 70% the points of sons-of-bitches?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026 07:02 AM (ynpvh)

77 Power Line funnies

https://tinyurl.com/2n4ze6hm

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 16, 2026 07:02 AM (l26NL)

78 Today is the Rededicate 250 Event led from DC. Join in a day of prayer.

“ Freedom 250 Invites All Americans to Come Together in Prayer and Worship Ahead of the Nation’s 250th Birthday

On Sunday, May 17, 2026, the National Mall will be the scene of a historic gathering as Americans of every background across the country prepare for the nation’s 250th birthday with Scripture, testimony, prayer, and rededication of our country as One Nation to God. From morning fellowship in front of the U.S. Capitol to an evening filled with music anchored at the main stage on 12th Street, Rededicate 250 will be rooted in giving thanks for God’s presence in our national life throughout 250 years of American history and asking for his guidance for the next 250.

Register your church to join all 50 states in prayer for America on this historic day.”

https://tinyurl.com/495zpthh

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2026 07:03 AM (+ffGB)

79 74 Oops! Time to feed the furry thugs!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 07:01 AM (wzUl9)

Aye, feed yer sporran.

Posted by: Real Scottsman Wear Kilts at May 16, 2026 07:03 AM (ynpvh)

80 Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2026 07:03 AM (+

Sounds like a wonderful event. May God bless and protect all the events and people gathered !

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2026 07:06 AM (EQmpy)

81
Aye, feed yer sporran.
Posted by: Real Scottsman Wear Kilts at May 16, 2026 07:03 AM (ynpvh)


Quiz show:

MC: "What is a sporran?"

Female contestant: "Wait! It's that thing that's covered in hair that hangs down between a Scotsman's legs."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2026 07:06 AM (HdYcL)

82
I used to have voices in my head, but then they convinced me that they would be happier were they allowed to be free range.

So I let them. And they never came back. Sad.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 07:08 AM (s9VOe)

83 I used to have voices in my head, but then they convinced me that they would be happier were they allowed to be free range.

So I let them. And they never came back. Sad.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison!

We had a gardener who had to be committed. He was hearing voices in his shed.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 16, 2026 07:10 AM (l26NL)

84
More yard work today. Yippee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 07:13 AM (s9VOe)

85 I used to have voices in my head, but then they convinced me that they would be happier were they allowed to be free range.

So I let them. And they never came back. Sad.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026


***
The Misanthropic Bitch (remember her from the early days of the 'Net?) once said that as a little girl, she used to have imaginary friends, but they went away. She was thinking of inviting them to live with her again, as they would be much better company than most live people.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

86 Laura was a good performer

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 07:13 AM (Ia/+0)

87 I use em-dashes all the time.

Posted by: DavidD at May 16, 2026 07:16 AM (MSTeU)

88 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 07:16 AM (u82oZ)

89 86 Laura was a good performer
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 07:13 AM (Ia/+0)

That tune was the jam back in the day.

I cut my teeth on 80s pop. I’d much rather be hearing that at work than the slop currently playing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 16, 2026 07:18 AM (pKv0r)

90 Insurance? My insurance is about $100 per month. That's a showstopper for you?

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 16, 2026 07:25 AM (qFwJc)

91 I have so much I should do today but haven't even decided whats for breakfast yet

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 07:25 AM (Ia/+0)

92 Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

Thank you for the Powerline link. Some good ones there, unexpectedly. You are a giver.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

93 Insurance? My insurance is about $100 per month. That's a showstopper for you?
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 16, 2026


***
Where do you live that it's that low? Progressive quoted me something like $2700 a year on top of high property taxes for a simple $105K house in Salina, KS. A house not in a flood plain, mind you. I haven't even asked what home insurance would be on a dump in Da Swamp; I like my hair color brown instead of white.

$100 would be fine, if the rest of the note is okay and the property taxes are not onerous. The house I'm looking at it great in all three departments.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2026 07:31 AM (wzUl9)

94 @83 We had a gardener who had to be committed. He was hearing voices in his shed. --Posted by: Blutarski

For sure, dig that one up and turn it over in the gardening thread. My decades of experience have shown that to be a truly great gardener, you have to be committed.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 16, 2026 07:33 AM (zdLoL)

95 I live in SC. My house is worth ~280k. The property taxes are $1,253. The homeowners insurance with Allstate is $1,360 per year. I do have a $5,000 deductible. So, I am "self-insured" for the little stuff.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 16, 2026 07:35 AM (qFwJc)

96 Good morning all.

Big thunderstorm rolling through the area.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 16, 2026 07:36 AM (kpS4V)

97 Morning peeps.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2026 07:37 AM (jehhT)

98 My homeowners insurance is less than $100/month on a $300K property in GA. Combined with 5 autos, less than $2K/year

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

99 I didn't realize property taxes are so high in KS. Back in the mid-80's, we lived in Johnson County, KS. The schools were considered good. We had three school-age children, so paying more in property taxes seems reasonable. Across the state line, in KCMO, taxes were far less, but the schools were shit. It only worked if you did not have children or were willing to put them in private/parochial schools.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 16, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)

100 100

Posted by: m at May 16, 2026 07:47 AM (6wpGE)

101 Midwest Chick memes:

https://midwestchick.com. /2026/05/16/saturday-meme-drop-189/

Mind the gap. My OS is too old to run tiny url.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

102 "I didn't realize property taxes are so high in KS. "

Is it because of tornadoes?

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

103 Nood coffee break.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 16, 2026 07:49 AM (qFwJc)

104 m

Excellent. On target.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

105 Good post. I learn something new and challenging on blogs I
stumbleupon everyday. It will always be exciting to read through articles
from other authors and practice something from their sites.

Posted by: beauty product photography studio at May 16, 2026 01:51 PM (4efuk)

In Fair Verona, Where We Lay Our ONT

Hi everyone! Well, we made it through another week, time for the Friday ONT! Let's start with presents:

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Fido Friday: Waggles!


Here at the HQ, we COBs have to take special classes on the care and feeding of Ace

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H/t @BertGridesagain

I have a new favorite map

Sharks.jfif


TIL that I have an Amazon fetish


In trouble

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Did you ever read the back of old bootleg VHS tapes from China?

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Never too old


Furry problems

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Hey, I'd buy an escalator if it was marked down

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In which we do a sneaky


Girls v Boys

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Survival of the fittest

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Dad! Help!


I agree with fati

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Versatile

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This is what I imagine it's like at AOP's house


The classics

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Today's Venn diagram

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Great moments in women's sports


A necromancer is just a very slow healer

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by special forces:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 St

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 15, 2026 10:01 PM (kOluj)

2 Yes!! Hi Weird Dave!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 15, 2026 10:01 PM (kOluj)

3 The classics

There are a few Colorado Morons. Wonder which one owns that van?

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)

4 I nooded

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 15, 2026 10:03 PM (6lIrI)

5 Holy Shit that is one big girl!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:03 PM (/lPRQ)

6 Whoa! What the hell am I doing on an ONT thread?

FWIW, on the shark-attack map, within the last couple years somebody got chomped in Casco Bay, Maine, just off Harpswell.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:04 PM (LxER7)

7
*sticks gum to bottom side of table*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 10:06 PM (HdYcL)

8 Didn't dwell on the Ewok graphic because it's obviously the work of a pervert.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 10:06 PM (ZOv7s)

9 Mama Cass!

Posted by: Joemarine at May 15, 2026 10:06 PM (y171U)

10 Did you ever read the back of old bootleg VHS tapes from China?

-
Alien?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 10:06 PM (ndZc7)

11 Read the content and watched a coupla videos and almost number 11!

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 15, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)

12 Another fantastic ONT, WeirdDave! Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 15, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)

13
Spetsnaz isn't there to rescue hostages. Spetsnaz is there to kill insurgents. They protect the regime, not the people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 10:08 PM (HdYcL)

14 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2026 10:09 PM (m5P/4)

15 But I only romance part of ze nec~!

Posted by: Count Dracul at May 15, 2026 10:09 PM (diia5)

16 Girls v Boys
... Just found him on the street...

Didn't they have a 'tourist' video recently wear somebody from Germany or England wandered across some southern guys...
and ended up chasing gators, going to a range, etc.?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)

17 TIL that I have an Amazon fetish

I was expecting a cute delivery girl. But it was literal.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

18 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 10:12 PM (Kyh8Y)

19 *sticks gum to bottom side of table*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 10:06 PM (HdYcL)

I pity you, because Pooky will find you. He was a high school janitor and although gum was banned, he still had to scrape it off places.

Posted by: pookysgirl recommends hiding in Africa at May 15, 2026 10:12 PM (Wt5PA)

20 Best memeos ever on the interwebs!🤪!
Thanks WD!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 15, 2026 10:13 PM (uTEOj)

21 16. Yes. I posted it on the ONT a few months ago.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 15, 2026 10:13 PM (df/te)

22 God made men, Sam Colt made them equal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 10:15 PM (xcxpd)

23 17 TIL that I have an Amazon fetish

I was expecting a cute delivery girl. But it was literal.
Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

Trust me, you do NOT want to fool with Dahomey Amazons....

Posted by: Harry Flashman at May 15, 2026 10:15 PM (LxER7)

24 ILIAD

He spelled "lied" wrong.

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 10:15 PM (kU0PQ)

25 I chortled

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2026 10:16 PM (LmPA0)

26 Also, VeryTallMaddy is very hot.

Would.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 10:16 PM (xcxpd)

27 "Prostate Examination on an Ewok" has reminded me that I could never have made it as a doctor. Eew.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 15, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

28
And if you're a hostage and you get in the way of Spetsnaz killing insurgents, Spetsnaz will kill you too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 10:16 PM (HdYcL)

29 Bingo! Alien.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 10:17 PM (YlWIZ)

30 Holy Shit that is one big girl!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:03 PM (/lPRQ)

Enlarged to show detail.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

31 "care and feeding of Ace"

Third time this has been used on here. I think, just maybe, it can be retired now.

Happy evening to the early overnighters. Yay! It's a hard-to-beat WeirdDave Friday!

Posted by: mindful webworker - or is it Gilligan's Island? at May 15, 2026 10:18 PM (cz4n2)

32 I miss Betty Page.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 10:18 PM (oq9dX)

33 Did you ever read the back of old bootleg VHS tapes from China?

-
Alien?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy


Could have been Rosemary's Baby.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

34 13
Spetsnaz isn't there to rescue hostages. Spetsnaz is there to kill insurgents. They protect the regime, not the people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 10:08 PM (HdYcL)

That is true. Their reputation has taken a hit due to their performance in the ongoing Ukraine war but they are hard fuckers in a hard country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 10:19 PM (xcxpd)

35 32 I miss Betty Page.
Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 10:18 PM (oq9dX)

Remember her in her prime, not how she ended up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 10:19 PM (xcxpd)

36 A woman I used to work with was wickedly tall. Like 6'7" or so - she had a 40" inseam -and spent huge $$$$ to get decent clothes that looked good on her.

And a huge list of 'Tall Girl' problems that were epic.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 10:19 PM (Kyh8Y)

37 Aquarium shark attack is a little more interactive that I'd want to experience!

Posted by: mindful webworker - candygrammm at May 15, 2026 10:20 PM (cz4n2)

38 27 "Prostate Examination on an Ewok" has reminded me that I could never have made it as a doctor. Eew.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 15, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

There's always gynecology.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 15, 2026 10:20 PM (gKWVE)

39 The taller guy commenting on the race is named Cleetus something. He's on several TV car shows and can race. He has run a couple of second level NASCAR races this year and does well if he doesn't crash. He crashes. The interviews afterward are hilarious!

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 15, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr+re)

40 Spetsnaz isn't there to rescue hostages. Spetsnaz is there to kill insurgents. They protect the regime, not the people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Even notice whenever America Special Forces are mentioned in the news it is always SEAL Team Six or Delta Force?

Those guys do it all. Literally.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:21 PM (/lPRQ)

41 TIL that I have an Amazon fetish

I was expecting a cute delivery girl. But it was literal.
Posted by: mikeski


Throw in the Futurama Snu Snu / Busted Hips scene.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:22 PM (/lPRQ)

42
Didn't they have a 'tourist' video recently wear somebody from Germany or England wandered across some southern guys...
and ended up chasing gators, going to a range, etc.?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

================

Yeah, that was fun. It was a UK couple, and they ran into some Southerners -- men and women actually.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 10:22 PM (XJ22o)

43 I miss Betty Page.
Posted by: wth

Remember her in her prime, not how she ended up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Helen Wood has also entered the chat. (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Pal Joey, and Deep Throat)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 10:22 PM (Kyh8Y)

44 38 27 "Prostate Examination on an Ewok" has reminded me that I could never have made it as a doctor. Eew.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 15, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

There's always gynecology.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 15, 2026 10:20 PM (gKWVE)
----
Actually, I'm a gynecologist, but this is my lunch hour.

Posted by: Obscure Monty Python Reference at May 15, 2026 10:23 PM (LxER7)

45 So many WTFs, so little time....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 15, 2026 10:23 PM (uTEOj)

46 40 Spetsnaz isn't there to rescue hostages. Spetsnaz is there to kill insurgents. They protect the regime, not the people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Even notice whenever America Special Forces are mentioned in the news it is always SEAL Team Six or Delta Force?

Those guys do it all. Literally.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:21 PM (/lPRQ)

There are more Tier 1 operators than SEAL Team Six and Delta. But Team Six really likes headlines, much to the disapproval of the other Operators.

Most Delta guys don't talk much but they do get a lot of attention.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 10:23 PM (xcxpd)

47 It is a third degree misdemeanor to be a paid necromancer in Pennsylvania. However, pro bono necromancy or necromancy for entertainment purposes only may be allowed.

I saw Pro-Bono Necromancy open for Ghostly Kisses at The Graveyard in 2022.

https://youtu.be/iMSXbTrrPNk

Posted by: mikeski was dying to see them at May 15, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

48 Yay WeirdDave! Last of the great ONTers.

Posted by: alpine_beer at May 15, 2026 10:25 PM (van9r)

49 43 I miss Betty Page.
Posted by: wth

Remember her in her prime, not how she ended up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Helen Wood has also entered the chat. (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Pal Joey, and Deep Throat)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 10:22 PM (Kyh8Y)

Her I don't know but Rita Hayworth was in Pal Joey. Rowr.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 10:25 PM (xcxpd)

50 "care and feeding of Ace"

Third time this has been used on here. I think, just maybe, it can be retired now.

Happy evening to the early overnighters. Yay! It's a hard-to-beat WeirdDave Friday!
Posted by: mindful webworker - or is it Gilligan's Island?

===

Just Maybe....

Write a little routine where banned URLs just get that graphic every time they try to go to the home page or post a message ?

Then run it through an AI to make it photorealistic...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:26 PM (/lPRQ)

51 Hammers, copper plumbing, green hair. No two of those things should go together.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 10:26 PM (vTZFs)

52 32 I miss Betty Page.
Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 10:18 PM (oq9dX)

Perhaps a little more range time would help.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 15, 2026 10:27 PM (ZTJjv)

53
Hammers, copper plumbing, green hair. No two of those things should go together.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 10:26 PM (vTZFs)

__________

Saw the green hair and said to myself, "This will turn out badly."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 10:27 PM (HdYcL)

54 OK. Cleetus' last TV/ewetube name is McFarland. Made up somehow. Real last name is Mitchell. Interesting.

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 15, 2026 10:28 PM (Jr+re)

55 Gina Carano is baaaack! She looks great.

https://tinyurl.com/4kr54hke

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 10:28 PM (GD0B3)

56 Are there Seal Teams 1-5?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2026 10:28 PM (LmPA0)

57 Hammers, copper plumbing, green hair. No two of those things should go together.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 10:26 PM (vTZFs)

__________

Saw the green hair and said to myself, "This will turn out badly."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 10:27 PM (HdYcL)

***

I was thinking, green hair: "You're on your own, kid."

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)

58 Maddy would be a good house painter. Or grocery store stocker.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 10:29 PM (oq9dX)

59 Are there Seal Teams 1-5?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


No. How do you think they became #6?

Posted by: Count Dracul at May 15, 2026 10:29 PM (diia5)

60 A woman I used to work with was wickedly tall. Like 6'7" or so - she had a 40" inseam -and spent huge $$$$ to get decent clothes that looked good on her.

And a huge list of 'Tall Girl' problems that were epic.
Posted by: Tonypete


A typical residential door is 6'8", according to my 6'8" cousin who ducks through all doors by reflex.

So based on that video, "verytallmaddy" would tower over your coworker. She's gotta be 7-foot-..... let me google that for me.

She says she's 7-foot-5.

Posted by: mikeski notes 5-foot-7 would still be a tall girl at May 15, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

61 “Good evening good people”

There he goes again! Tony is always calling everyone names.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 10:30 PM (bNzW0)

62 All things considered, 99 cents for fudge is not a bad deal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 10:30 PM (XV/Pl)

63 Are there Seal Teams 1-5?


Maybe they ALL use Seal Team 6 as a nom de guerre.

(That Froggy wording may/could be/almost certainly is wrong!)

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 15, 2026 10:30 PM (Jr+re)

64 What about a Manatee Team?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2026 10:31 PM (LmPA0)

65 Gina Carano is baaaack! She looks great.

https://tinyurl.com/4kr54hke

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 10:28 PM (GD0B3)

If you say so.

Posted by: Pedro Pascal at May 15, 2026 10:31 PM (vSvIl)

66 Are there Seal Teams 1-5?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

No. How do you think they became #6?
Posted by: Count Dracul


Also, don't ask about what happened to the testers for Preparations A through G.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

67 The girls v. boys thing:

I was working in Yellowstone, and my buddy introduced me to a guy he met. Dude was snapping pictures and fell over a boulder. Buddy helped him up and they became friends. We all partied at the employee cantina (I was too young, but it was Wyoming in 1984, so, eh) Stranger dude was super cool, played guitar, and was hitting on a super-hot chick named CJ. Later we all adjourned around midnight to the overlook at the Lower falls of the Yellowstone to smoke some skunk-weed.

Dude was the son of Saul Zaentz. He told me about the film his Dad produced. Amadeus. Seriously, though, he was genuinely cool as hell. And I am pretty sure he scored with CJ.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 10:32 PM (0aYVJ)

68 Gina Carano was great in Haywire, probably the only realistic scene of a girl kicking a dude's ass when she merc'd Michael Fasbender.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 10:34 PM (XV/Pl)

69 Are there Seal Teams 1-5?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

No. How do you think they became #6?
Posted by: Count Dracul

Also, don't ask about what happened to the testers for Preparations A through G.
Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)


That Heinz 56 tastes like ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB)

70 64 What about a Manatee Team?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2026 10:31 PM (LmPA0)
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Twenty bucks, same as in town.

(Obligatory)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:34 PM (LxER7)

71 There's talk that "Maddy" is AI.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 10:35 PM (gKWVE)

72 56 Are there Seal Teams 1-5?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2026 10:28 PM (LmPA0)

There WERE just two SEAL teams, one West Coast and one East. Seal Team Six is the Development Group (DEVGRU) that was the real speartip who developed tactics to spread through the rest of the SEAL community. Team Six got all the hairy missions.

I don't know how many Teams there actually are now but they expanded, and contracted, during GWOT.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 10:35 PM (xcxpd)

73 Spawn loved the old timer doing 3-gun. 😍

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 15, 2026 10:36 PM (VCgbV)

74 The BIG girl: pituitary gigantism? She’s well proportioned, so maybe she’s just Dutch.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 10:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

75 71 There's talk that "Maddy" is AI.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 10:35 PM (gKWVE)

Might be, I've seen some tall girls who were clearly AI, but this one seems to actually duck under doorways. I'd like to learn more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 10:36 PM (xcxpd)

76 Cure 81 Hams are pretty decent, but Cures 1 thru 80 weren’t too good, specifically

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 10:37 PM (bNzW0)

77 Can’t thank Gary until I get the brain cell!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 10:37 PM (ZVgZ4)

78 Also is Delta Force part of an Alpha Bravo Charlie series or Alpha Beta Gamma alphabet?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2026 10:37 PM (LmPA0)

79 I don't know but I treasure my Barack Seal Team 6 Action Figure.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 10:38 PM (oq9dX)

80 Are there Seal Teams 1-5?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

Things did not work out... optimally.
Same with TFs Alpha - Charlie.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)

81 Hard to imagine a more embarrassing incident to explain than a shark attack in Iowa.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)

82 78 Also is Delta Force part of an Alpha Bravo Charlie series or Alpha Beta Gamma alphabet?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 15, 2026 10:37 PM (LmPA0)

Delta is Army.
SEALS are Navy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 10:40 PM (xcxpd)

83 Also, don't ask about what happened to the testers for Preparations A through G.
Posted by: mikeski


Heinz 1 thru 56...

A-1 was a success though.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:40 PM (/lPRQ)

84 I think dancing with Maddy would be fun, I promise to not motorboat.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 10:41 PM (oq9dX)

85 Motorboat what? Maddy's navel?
...brb

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

86 Hey, All.

Anyone know why the flags in VA were at half staff today?

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ)

87 Cool ONT bro.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 15, 2026 10:43 PM (CHHv1)

88 I don't know if Piper's around, but she could always prep a Katie Porter Moooooo-Moooooo fashion set if Doof's causing her headaches.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)

89 Delta is the guys who look like roadies for Slayer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 10:44 PM (0aYVJ)

90 I think dancing with Maddy would be fun, I promise to not motorboat.

Mess around with Maddy you will regret it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 10:46 PM (ZVgZ4)

91 86 Hey, All.

Anyone know why the flags in VA were at half staff today?
Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ)

Teacher (I think) shooting somewhere.

The White Witch sheds icicles.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:46 PM (LxER7)

92 Annie Oakley didn't put her hand inside the lever either.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 10:47 PM (9EFgU)

93 Anyone know why the flags in VA were at half staff today?
Posted by: Bulg

They are mourning the death of real democracy.
Their democracy that is -


Supreme Court Denies Virginia Democrats’ Bid to Revive Illegally Gerrymandered Congressional Map

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:47 PM (/lPRQ)

94 Hello, Horde! Back from a week in NYC, and before that a long weekend in Salt Lake City at a Cholangiocarcinoma Conference. Going to Galveston this weekend to see Jeff Foxworthy. After that, I will be home for a while....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 15, 2026 10:47 PM (RiICY)

95 Anyone know why the flags in VA were at half staff today?
Posted by: Bulg

Peace Officers Memorial Day

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2026 10:48 PM (lJ0H4)

96 Don’t ask about teams Alpha, Bravo, and Charlie, and don’t ask about Seal Teams 1-5.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 10:48 PM (ZVgZ4)

97 I looked it up. Peace Officers Memorial Day in Virginia

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 15, 2026 10:49 PM (ky7/T)

98 Hello, Horde! Back from a week in NYC, and before that a long weekend in Salt Lake City at a Cholangiocarcinoma Conference. Going to Galveston this weekend to see Jeff Foxworthy. After that, I will be home for a while....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 15, 2026 10:47 PM (RiICY)

How many of the "You Might Be a Redneck" jokes are you expecting to match ;-) ?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2026 10:49 PM (qx7Zg)

99 Bull sharks, which tolerate fresh water well, used to ascend the Mississippi as far as Illinois/Iowa. As I understand it, they can’t do that anymore due to damn construction:

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:50 PM (77rzZ)

100 Motorboat what? Maddy's navel?
...brb
Posted by: gKWVE
......

Think she'd let me hump her leg like a poodle?

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 10:51 PM (oq9dX)

101 Teresa, it's always good to hear about your travels and activities. I couldn't keep up!

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 15, 2026 10:51 PM (Jr+re)

102 So, what is a “Peace Officer?”

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

103 Bull sharks. I miss them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2026 10:51 PM (6C3mT)

104 AOP followed the pace car and ended up in Kansas.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 10:52 PM (D1E+2)

105 What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
.
.
.
Dam.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 10:52 PM (2Ez/1)

106 Gina Carano is baaaack! She looks great.

https://tinyurl.com/4kr54hke

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 10:28 PM (GD0B3)

If you say so.
Posted by: Pedro Pascal at May 15, 2026 10:31 PM (vSvIl)


Jeez!
What a hom...errr...never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 10:52 PM (2WIwB)

107 Date Maddy and find out what a dwarf man thinks dating a regular sized woman.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 10:52 PM (ZVgZ4)

108 99 dam construction

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:52 PM (77rzZ)

109 Cool ONT bro.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 15, 2026 10:43 PM (CHHv1)
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Be ashamed if something happened to it!

Posted by: Two Guys from Jersey at May 15, 2026 10:53 PM (Fi81e)

110 God bless you TIFW. I always remember you in my weekly prayer meetings. In less reverent terms: keep on truckin’!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 10:55 PM (ZVgZ4)

111 Hard to imagine a more embarrassing incident to explain than a shark attack in Iowa
——-

I bet there’s a Code for that

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 10:56 PM (bNzW0)

112 I think it might be a national remembrance, the Governess of Iowa has done the same

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 10:57 PM (bNzW0)

113 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
·

BREAKING: Declassified FBI docs expose the malfeasance of Judge Boasberg who offered dirty FBI agent Kevin Clinesmith the excuse he was just innocently taking a "short-cut" to save time when he changed the wording in a CIA email that would have exculpated Trump adviser Carter Page b/c the new docs show Clinesmith also w/h exculpatory evidence on another Trump aide--Walid Phares--proving such corrupt behavior was his M.O., not a one-off, as Boasberg made it seem.

Boasberg gave Clinesmith, a fellow Democrat, no jail-time for his felony. Clinesmith's back practicing law, and Boasberg is still on the bench.
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Fucking Boasberg.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 10:58 PM (Fi81e)

114
Boasberg gave Clinesmith, a fellow Democrat, no jail-time for his felony. Clinesmith's back practicing law, and Boasberg is still on the bench.

Posted by: Axeman

================

See? Nothing happens.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 10:59 PM (XJ22o)

115 So, what is a “Peace Officer?”
Posted by: Bulg


Stupid peace gets outta hand, dont'cha know?

Posted by: Count Dracul at May 15, 2026 10:59 PM (diia5)

116 99 Bull sharks, which tolerate fresh water well, used to ascend the Mississippi as far as Illinois/Iowa. As I understand it, they can’t do that anymore due to damn construction:
Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:50 PM (77rzZ)
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One of my kids did a semester abroad in Brisbane, Australia, a couple years back. Same deal about sharks and golf course water hazards.

Not that it impacted her, as she was trying to figure out the rules of Australian Football and coming to the conclusion that there aren't any....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:59 PM (LxER7)

117
Lots of shit happening.

Unbelievable

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 11:00 PM (3ek7K)

118 After that, I will be home for a while....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake,
---

You could have dropped us a card, you know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 11:00 PM (9EFgU)

119 The flag is at half-staff so often that I no longer bother to find out why.

It has lost all meaning, Did Barney Frank's boy-toy die? Golly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)

120 102 So, what is a “Peace Officer?”
Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

An officer that 'keeps the peace'. You know, a copper.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 15, 2026 11:01 PM (xcxpd)

121 The older man shooting three gun: his scooting was a little slow, but his shooting was spot on!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 11:01 PM (ZVgZ4)

122
Dogs fed and taken care of, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 11:02 PM (HdYcL)

123 See? Nothing happens.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 10:59 PM (XJ22o)
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That's my line.

Posted by: Guy Who Always Says Nothing's Going to Happen at May 15, 2026 11:02 PM (Fi81e)

124 Not that it impacted her, as she was trying to figure out the rules of Australian Football and coming to the conclusion that there aren't any....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


The refs have to wear white fedoras. That's it.
( now watch someone correct my kapélology. )

Posted by: Count Dracul at May 15, 2026 11:03 PM (diia5)

125 It has lost all meaning, Did Barney Frank's boy-toy die? Golly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 11:01 PM (0aYVJ)

------------

Since Harvey Milk's tragic death there was never any good reason to return the flag to full staff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2026 11:03 PM (6C3mT)

126 If you say so.
Posted by: Pedro Pascal at May 15, 2026 10:31 PM (vSvIl)


Jeez!
What a hom...errr...never mind.
Posted by: Diogenes
---

Repulsive?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 11:04 PM (9EFgU)

127 122 G’night, Hadrian. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:04 PM (77rzZ)

128 Only half the hostages will die, tops.

Posted by: Spetsnaz at May 15, 2026 11:05 PM (4NO2D)

129 Never express an ewok's anal gland within 50' of a public food establishment.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 11:05 PM (D1E+2)

130 >>Bull sharks, which tolerate fresh water well, used to ascend the Mississippi as far as Illinois/Iowa. As I understand it, they can’t do that anymore due to damn construction:

Bull sharks scare me much more than Great Whites or Makos. They are psychos that will chase you right up to the shore. Evil creatures.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 11:05 PM (viF8m)

131 The refs have to wear white fedoras. That's it.
( now watch someone correct my kapélology. )

Posted by: Count Dracul at May 15, 2026 11:03 PM (diia5)
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I think they frown on Weapons of Mass Destruction on the field.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 11:06 PM (Fi81e)

132 Bull sharks scare me much more than Great Whites or Makos. They are psychos that will chase you right up to the shore. Evil creatures.

They're probably just thinking, "Long pig, the other white meat."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 15, 2026 11:07 PM (+9wcF)

133 >> Also is Delta Force part of an Alpha Bravo Charlie series or Alpha Beta Gamma alphabet?

That prompted me to look this up, and as I suspected, my eyes began to glaze over. Some aspects of military nomenclature and hierarchy makes sense to me, and some don't and I get all confusitated. May be because I'm getting to be 29.

Anyway, it comes from the Alpha, Bravo, Charlie series, A, B, C, D. But in a convoluted way.

You've got your basic platoon, company, battalion, regiment/brigade/group whatever hierarchy, and that gets sort of complex. I don't think regiments really exist as operational units, but I'm not sure.

At any rate, Army Special Forces, the whole, is a division sized unit. On a chart, that is divided into Groups, but they use a regiment symbol (III). Each regiment is divided into battalions. Now, they divide the battalions into C, B, and A "teams". This is where A-team comes from. The A-team is a small operational group. The B team is the company HQ, and the C-team is the battalion HQ.

Somehow Delta force got called the "D team", or SFOD-D, supposedly to obfuscate a bit, and make it look like some normal additional "team" level or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 11:07 PM (w6EFb)

134 As much damage as bull sharks would do to you, an average jet would do more.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 11:08 PM (Fi81e)

135 The older man shooting three gun: his scooting was a little slow, but his shooting was spot on

Ayup. Speed is fine. Accuracy is final.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 15, 2026 11:09 PM (bNzW0)

136 Repulsive?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 11:04 PM (9EFgU)

Looks like Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 11:11 PM (1Ff7Z)

137 115 So, what is a “Peace Officer?”
Posted by: Bulg

Stupid peace gets outta hand, dont'cha know?
Posted by: Count Dracul at May 15, 2026 10:59 PM (diia5)

Peace Officers go patrolling and roust it wherever and whenever they can, demand its ID without any reasonable articulable suspicion of a crime, then arrest, beat, tase, and pepper spray it for resisting for asking what it did wrong.

Posted by: They shall cry peace, peace, and there is no peace at May 15, 2026 11:11 PM (TbWk/)

138 Boasberg gave Clinesmith, a fellow Democrat, no jail-time for his felony. Clinesmith's back practicing law, and Boasberg is still on the bench.
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Fucking Boasberg.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 10:58 PM (Fi81e)

Whut... just because he was the Judge who was in charge of the FISA court when they signed off on spying on Republican American Citizens? including some in Congress?

Totes OK... right.... right????

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2026 11:14 PM (mP0Kj)

139 Actually, maybe not as far north as Iowa. Only to Alton, Illinois, which seems to be across the Mighty Mississipp from Missouri. But still…

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:15 PM (77rzZ)

140 Somehow Delta force got called the "D team", or SFOD-D, supposedly to obfuscate a bit, and make it look like some normal additional "team" level or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 11:07 PM (w6EFb)

Much like SEAL Team 6, they sit outside the normal chain hierarchy... mainly because their missions are often so classified they wanted to disguise what they were...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2026 11:17 PM (mP0Kj)

141 >>As much damage as bull sharks would do to you, an average jet would do more.

Jets or jet skis don't usually hunt you. A Bull Shark will.

If they are around it's best to not be in the water.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 11:18 PM (viF8m)

142 JackStraw, maybe they just want your weed.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:19 PM (77rzZ)

143 Is this a good time to bring up lampreys?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2026 11:21 PM (6C3mT)

144 143

No.
— Zombie Henry I

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:24 PM (77rzZ)

145 Lampreys are kind of awesome in a way. The Democrat Party should adopt them as their Spirit Animal for themselves and their voters.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 15, 2026 11:25 PM (CHHv1)

146 116:Not that it impacted her, as she was trying to figure out the rules of Australian Football and coming to the conclusion that there aren't any....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher



Heh! Co-worker and I used to do the same thing on midshift. Got Fox Sports available and they show Aussie Rules Football.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2026 11:25 PM (m5P/4)

147 123 See? Nothing happens.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 10:59 PM (XJ22o)
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That's my line.
Posted by: Guy Who Always Says Nothing's Going to Happen
---

Now that she is transmutating into Aztecian being, only tzompantli will satisfy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 11:26 PM (9EFgU)

148 testers for Preparations A through G

Heinz 1 thru 56...

A-1 was a success

1-up through 6-up did not test-market well.

Posted by: mindful webworker - trying to keep up at May 15, 2026 11:27 PM (cz4n2)

149 Much like SEAL Team 6, they sit outside the normal chain hierarchy... mainly because their missions are often so classified they wanted to disguise what they were...
Posted by: Romeo13


But, as noted above, the only time you ever hear about SF Anything on the news it is always Delta or Team 6.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 11:28 PM (/lPRQ)

150 >>Is this a good time to bring up lampreys?

How's the bareboat testing going? I promise you will have the time of you life.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 11:28 PM (viF8m)

151 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 15, 2026 11:09

Howdy there!!!

You outta Philly yet? I still worry about you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 11:29 PM (kJSFo)

152 Everybody knows about the “A-Team”. They even had a TV show!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 11:29 PM (ZVgZ4)

153 Preparations A through G

Heinz 1 thru 56...

A-1 was a success

1-up through 6-up did not test-market well.

WD-01 thru WD-39

Vick's formulas 1 to 43...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 11:30 PM (/lPRQ)

154 Now Jack Daniel's No. 7.

Just saw on the TV, so you know it is true, when the distillery started up they decided first to make whiskey... then realized they needed something that they could sell...

They made several batches and decided No. 7 was the best.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)

155 How's the bareboat testing going? I promise you will have the time of you life.
Posted by: JackStraw
--

That sound's...kinky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 11:34 PM (9EFgU)

156 Evening, WD, and ONT Horde. Now at Super 8 motel in Amarillo, located between the Big Texan and Buc-EEs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 11:34 PM (GQnTc)

157 Formula 409

Guys were just hoggin’ overtime on that

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 15, 2026 11:37 PM (bNzW0)

158 Read that Amarillo is up and coming crossroads of the nation. What's it look like to you?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 11:38 PM (9EFgU)

159 >>That sound's...kinky.

It is. And that isn't even the best part.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 11:38 PM (viF8m)

160 155 How's the bareboat testing going? I promise you will have the time of you life.
Posted by: JackStraw
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That sound's...kinky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 11:34 PM (9EFgU)

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Ask me about my through-hull ball valves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2026 11:39 PM (6C3mT)

161 Now at Super 8 motel in Amarillo

Didn’t you get there by morning?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:39 PM (bNzW0)

162 >>>Now Jack Daniel's No. 7.

Just saw on the TV, so you know it is true, when the distillery started up they decided first to make whiskey... then realized they needed something that they could sell...

They made several batches and decided No. 7 was the best.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

>Too much charcoal. Makes you crazy. Bourbon is a little milder. If I want to fuck some shit up, I drink Tennessee whiskey.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 11:40 PM (D1E+2)

163 Preparations A through G

Heinz 1 thru 56...

A-1 was a success

1-up through 6-up did not test-market well.

WD-01 thru WD-39

Vick's formulas 1 to 43...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Motels 1-5 and Supers 1-7 fell over and sank into the swamp.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

164
Is this a good time to bring up lampreys?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


No. My Dad worked on their control in the Great Lakes. His workplace had entire walls covered in jars filled with formaldehyde in which were preserved either ammocoetes (the larval stage of sea lampreys) or adults.

Disgusting things, they were. Yes, they put food on our table, but they were disgusting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 11:42 PM (s9VOe)

165 Only half the hostages will die, tops.
Posted by: Spetsnaz at May 15, 2026 11:05 PM (4NO2D)

I can live with that. It's just like Saigon, eh Slick?

Posted by: Special Agent in Charge Johnson at May 15, 2026 11:43 PM (wVcYX)

166 Well, I'm off to tell the ladies on Twitter that Yes, you do look better without makeup.

Thank you, Horde, for existing and allowing me to exist too.

PS: Hordettes, yes, you do look better without makeup.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 15, 2026 11:43 PM (CHHv1)

167 Well, Amarillo Blvd looks sorta sketchy. This motel is nice. Had a great meal at the Big Texan restaurant, which is huuuge.

Fuel pump on the car took a dump after we took on fuel at Kit Carson, CO. Runs for a while, seems to get hot, and quits. Was out and under car three times, no solution. Installed a brand new Yang Poon pump from Amazon; it was dead OOTB. Will get a new one from O'Reilly in the morning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 11:43 PM (GQnTc)

168 Motels 1-5 and Supers 1-7 fell over and sank into the swamp.
Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

Wurst Western and Pastor Johnson hotel chains didn't make the cut, even in Rock Ridge.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2026 11:43 PM (qx7Zg)

169 Phillips 1- 65 were all dry holes.

Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 15, 2026 11:45 PM (wVcYX)

170 Whatcha doing in Texas, AOP?

Canada land too cold?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 11:45 PM (A5RD0)

171 Didn’t you get there by morning?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:39 PM (bNzW0)

Got here about 7 PM. Some big range fires burning in W. TX and the OK panhandle. We saw them. smelled the smoke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 11:46 PM (GQnTc)

172 Whatcha doing in Texas, AOP?

Canada land too cold?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 11:45 PM (A5RD0)

Here to join a Route 66 tour with some folks from the Studebaker club. Plan to ride with the crew from here to Kingman, AZ, and then peel off to Apache Junction. Driving the '64 Convertible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 11:48 PM (GQnTc)

173 75 Trombones is right out.

Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 15, 2026 11:48 PM (wVcYX)

174 Wasn't it Bull Shark(s) that caused Shark Summer in NJ in 1916? Shark(s) went way up river and creek, eating teens and children of no coler along the way. It was a sensation.

Posted by: Norton From Newark at May 15, 2026 11:49 PM (oftw2)

175
Daughter and I spent one evening in a motel just off I-40 in Amarillo. This was during our journey from Oakland, CA to Delaware in her Ford Ranger while towing a U-Haul trailer in 2013.

Very sketchy, that place was. The door at the end of the hallway that emptied onto the parking lot had a mysterious habit of getting propped open throughout the night.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 11:50 PM (s9VOe)

176 Wyatt!
Good to see you here.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 11:50 PM (2WIwB)

177 Spamburger was whining on X about the way Virginia’s appeal of the gerrymander case got laughed out of the SCOTUS today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 11:51 PM (AnnNE)

178 Here to join a Route 66 tour with some folks from the Studebaker club. Plan to ride with the crew from here to Kingman, AZ, and then peel off to Apache Junction. Driving the '64 Convertible.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Holy Cow does that sound like fun! Good for you!

Happy trails!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 11:52 PM (A5RD0)

179 Wasn't it Bull Shark(s) that caused Shark Summer in NJ in 1916? Shark(s) went way up river and creek, eating teens and children of no coler along the way. It was a sensation.
Posted by: Norton From Newark at May 15, 2026 11:49 PM (oftw2)

Bull sharks swam up the Rio San Juan and infested Lago de Nicaragua, the huge lake that makes up half of southern Nicaragua. The old dictator Somoza contracted with Japanese fishermen to come fish them out, which they did very effectively. "Enviromentalists" were highly displeased. Folks that lived by the lake were delighted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 11:53 PM (GQnTc)

180 I ran over an armadillo in Amarillo.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 11:54 PM (oq9dX)

181 Very sketchy, that place was. The door at the end of the hallway that emptied onto the parking lot had a mysterious habit of getting propped open throughout the night.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars


Did they have hourly and weekly rates?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)

182 Omfg
Mariners suck in the 9th. May as well gove the Pardes another five runs.


Shit. Dammit. Kill me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 11:55 PM (aYmfF)

183 Yes, they put food on our table, but they were disgusting.
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Your dad made you guys eat Lamprey? That’s hardcore

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:57 PM (bNzW0)

184 Did they have hourly and weekly rates?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

It's the sticky sheets that bother me most.

Posted by: Mike Lindell at May 15, 2026 11:57 PM (oftw2)

185 Thanks! The fuel pump issue is pretty minor. I have enough tools to fix it OK, and it is accessible, albeit with some effort, if I lie on my back under the rear of the car,. Will buy a new pump tomorrow, and install it, and we should be good to go. About the only other possible cause for the pump stopping is some piece of debris in the tank floating around and clogging the pickup pipe, which lacks a sock filter (never used back then).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 11:58 PM (GQnTc)

186 >>Wasn't it Bull Shark(s) that caused Shark Summer in NJ in 1916?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 11:59 PM (viF8m)

187 Your dad made you guys eat Lamprey? That’s hardcore

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Meh. It's like spaghetti, but with teeth on one end.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2026 11:59 PM (6C3mT)

188 Very sketchy, that place was. The door at the end of the hallway that emptied onto the parking lot had a mysterious habit of getting propped open throughout the night.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars


Probably smokers going out to burn a fag in the parking lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2026 12:00 AM (GQnTc)

189 It's the sticky sheets that bother me most.
Posted by: Mike Lindell at May 15, 2026 11:57 PM (oftw2)

Yet the Teflon MyPillow never sold well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2026 12:01 AM (GQnTc)

190 Amateur Tip - sometimes you can bang on the bottom of the gas tank, hard, a few times, with say a rubber mallet, and get the pump going OK, at least long enough to get to a parts store.

“Percussive maintenance”. Failing (worn out) engine starters can get a few more starts out of ‘em with a hammer, too, this way. It works!

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 12:03 AM (bNzW0)

191 We just throw them off buildings.

Posted by: Musloid at May 16, 2026 12:03 AM (oq9dX)

192 Yikes! It's 2300 here. Laptop still thinks it's 2200, but we crossed in Central Time zone. I need to get some sack time. I've been under the car 3 times. It's not terribly difficult, but it wears on one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2026 12:05 AM (GQnTc)

193 Good looking car.
Carburetor man said, in order to keep my warranty, I had to install a fuel filter before and after the fuel pump.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 16, 2026 12:05 AM (9EFgU)

194 Thanks! The fuel pump issue is pretty minor. I have enough tools to fix it OK, and it is accessible, albeit with some effort, if I lie on my back under the rear of the car,. Will buy a new pump tomorrow, and install it, and we should be good to go. About the only other possible cause for the pump stopping is some piece of debris in the tank floating around and clogging the pickup pipe, which lacks a sock filter (never used back then).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Back around '97 I was driving an old S-10 Blazer in a Hawaiian lava field... miles from the road the pump stopped. It was an aftermarket electric unit I installed and fortunately had a clue that the power line somehow got cut. (no Tikka Tikka Tikka when moving the key from off to run).
Had a toolbox and a spool of wire so reran the power from the fuse box to it.
Success. That was the time I did not die in a lava field.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2026 12:05 AM (/lPRQ)

195
Now that she is transmutating into Aztecian being, only tzompantli will satisfy.

Posted by: Braenyard

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All things considered, I think my demands are entirely reasonable!

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:05 AM (XJ22o)

196 Amateur Tip - sometimes you can bang on the bottom of the gas tank, hard, a few times, with say a rubber mallet, and get the pump going OK, at least long enough to get to a parts store.

“Percussive maintenance”. Failing (worn out) engine starters can get a few more starts out of ‘em with a hammer, too, this way. It works!
Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 12:03 AM (bNzW0)

Oh yeah. This is an in-line low=pressure pump that sits between the right side of the fuel tank and the frame and spring. Lie on ground, squirm around, reach in and change it. Don't even have to jack the car up. If I had a hoist available, sure it would go on the hoist. Not really hard to reach, just a PITA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2026 12:08 AM (GQnTc)

197 Well. Shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 16, 2026 12:09 AM (A5RD0)

198 Your dad made you guys eat Lamprey? That’s hardcore
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Meh. It's like spaghetti, but with teeth on one end.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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So, little ones?

Lop the head off, squeeze the guts out.

Meanwhile, heat up some olive oil, throw in some crushed garlic, a pinch of red pepper, maybe some black olives, sun dried tomatoes, and capers. Toss in the baby lamprey. Be careful not to overcook.

Serve with rigatoni.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2026 12:10 AM (/lPRQ)

199 There are definitely people enjoying the good life whose heads belong on that wall. So, entirely reasonable.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 16, 2026 12:12 AM (9EFgU)

200 Mechanical fuel pumps, it’s difficult to find good ones these days. They are often made you know where, now.

I tested one, it measured 15 psi, spec was 3 to 5 psi. The only thing preventing flooding is a teeny tiny viton tipped needle & seat. My suspicion is some of these Classic Car engine fires you see are caused by this.

Fuel level in the float bowl, is a critical spec. All the other calibrations are predicated on this being correct. On the Holley 2300 you could pull the cover and watch while the engine was idling, if careful. I thought they worked kinda like a toilet tank, you know, fill up, empty, fill up. Nope, it’s supposed to maintain a specific fuel height range on a constant basis.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 12:13 AM (bNzW0)

201 One man's list of items more trustworthy than a liberal.

https://youtube.com/shorts/6yGmNS_k3qo

#10 is a winner.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 16, 2026 12:15 AM (qx7Zg)

202 So, little ones?

Lop the head off, squeeze the guts out.

Meanwhile, heat up some olive oil, throw in some crushed garlic, a pinch of red pepper, maybe some black olives, sun dried tomatoes, and capers. Toss in the baby lamprey. Be careful not to overcook.

Serve with rigatoni.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2026 12:10 AM (/lPRQ)

Eel will keet.

Posted by: Doug Marcaida at May 16, 2026 12:15 AM (GQnTc)

203 All good.

https://tinyurl.com/4j3m29zp

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2026 12:19 AM (viF8m)

204 Ah, so it ain’t one of those in-tank fuel pumps? That’s good.

I change the Fuel filters on electronic fuel injected engines often. More frequent than the 30,000 miles usually indicated anyhow. I swear it runs noticeably smoother and quieter.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 12:19 AM (bNzW0)

205 "Bull sharks, which tolerate fresh water well, used to ascend the Mississippi as far as Illinois/Iowa. As I understand it, they can’t do that anymore due to damn construction"

That's exactly how they feel about it too.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 16, 2026 12:19 AM (W5mpo)

206 Fuel level in the float bowl, is a critical spec. All the other calibrations are predicated on this being correct. On the Holley 2300 you could pull the cover and watch while the engine was idling, if careful. I thought they worked kinda like a toilet tank, you know, fill up, empty, fill up. Nope, it’s supposed to maintain a specific fuel height range on a constant basis.
Posted by: Common Tater

Nah. Same thing. If the water in your tank was draining slowly all the time. Float valves are pretty simple.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2026 12:20 AM (/lPRQ)

207 I tested one, it measured 15 psi, spec was 3 to 5 psi. The only thing preventing flooding is a teeny tiny viton tipped needle & seat. My suspicion is some of these Classic Car engine fires you see are caused by this.

Fuel level in the float bowl, is a critical spec. All the other calibrations are predicated on this being correct. On the Holley 2300 you could pull the cover and watch while the engine was idling, if careful. I thought they worked kinda like a toilet tank, you know, fill up, empty, fill up. Nope, it’s supposed to maintain a specific fuel height range on a constant basis.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 12:13 AM (bNzW0)

Current fuel is a little less dense than the fuel of yore. So the carb floats don't float as high. Means the bowl gets a little more full than it used to do to close the float valve. So carb runs richer. As a rule of thumb, I like to set the float about 1/16" lower than spec, if modern fuel is to be used. To get it any better, I would need an air-fuel ratio meter to sample the exhaust gases.

Posted by: Doug Marcaida at May 16, 2026 12:20 AM (GQnTc)

208 Off, forged nic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2026 12:21 AM (GQnTc)

209 Pug Mahon,

If you're thinking about going to the air show at Mountain Home AFB, be aware that the amount of traffic overwhelms the local road system at the end of the show. The normal one hour drive from the base to Boise turns into a two, sometimes three, hour ordeal.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 16, 2026 12:23 AM (kZXPY)

210 >> Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl

I just noticed "Mortixtl" which is not Morticia, which I've been reading that as until it just hit me.

Inquiring minds want to know what's going on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 16, 2026 12:23 AM (w6EFb)

211 Well, the sack is calling me. Must get sleep. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2026 12:24 AM (GQnTc)

212 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2026 12:25 AM (bss/y)

213 Sorry I'm late, I didn't realize it would take so long for those bastsrds to drag that giant wooden horse into the city.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 16, 2026 12:25 AM (2RJDy)

214 Is this a good time to bring up lampreys?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2026 11:21 PM (6C3mT)
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By all means.

Posted by: Big Lamprey at May 16, 2026 12:30 AM (Fi81e)

215 Inquiring minds want to know what's going on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 16, 2026 12:23 AM (w6EFb)

A couple of nights ago, someone got on an Aztec kick and added "xtl" to his name. It caught on. Just a minor fad, not to worry, it will go away.

Unlike that "Michael Jackson!" tattoo on your left butt cheek.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 16, 2026 12:30 AM (kZXPY)

216 Same thing. If the water in your tank was draining slowly all the time. Float valves are pretty simple.
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No, really. I’m not making this up. The float height is set as a proxy, merely to achieve the proper fuel height in the bowl. I didn’t say it was complex, just that they don’t work like a toilet tank. The idea generally is to maintain sufficient fuel in the bowl at all times, under all conditions, from idle to wide open throttle under load. It might be simple, but it is very important.

I have used O2 sensors to adjust carburetors. They can be dialed in for very good fuel metering. They are not anywhere close right out of the box, I discovered. This is a probably CYA policy, because they don’t want people grenading their motors. A carbureted V8 in a car can achieve 25 mpg at cruise on the highway. Just like fuel injected engines, actually.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 12:30 AM (bNzW0)

217 Sorry, somebody has to to say it. Lampreys suck.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2026 12:34 AM (Fi81e)

218 A carbureted V8 in a car can achieve 25 mpg at cruise on the highway. Just like fuel injected engines, actually.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 16, 2026 12:30 AM (bNzW0)

With or without the cow magnets attached to the fuel line?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 16, 2026 12:34 AM (kZXPY)

219 Inquiring minds want to know what's going on.
Posted by: publius

A couple of nights ago, someone got on an Aztec kick and added "xtl" to his name. It caught on. Just a minor fad, not to worry, it will go away.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


A "tl," at least. It started during one of Ace's threads about some politico named Xochitl Hinojosa.

It will go away, but it may flare up once in a while after it does.

Posted by: mikeskitl at May 16, 2026 12:37 AM (VHUov)

220
Here to join a Route 66 tour with some folks from the Studebaker club. Plan to ride with the crew from here to Kingman, AZ, and then peel off to Apache Junction. Driving the '64 Convertible.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


You'll miss seeing the Route 66 Museum somewhere in Oklahoma, which is a hoot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 12:37 AM (s9VOe)

221 >> , someone got on an Aztec kick

Ah, thanks. I missed that, but was thinking it had to be something I missed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 16, 2026 12:40 AM (w6EFb)

222 118 After that, I will be home for a while....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake,
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You could have dropped us a card, you know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 11:00 PM (9EFgU)


We were so busy every day that by the time we got back to the hotel we were too tired to do anything other than put on our jammies and fall into bed!

We saw 4 Broadway shows, the Museum of Modern Art, the Museum of Natural History, the Metropolitan Museum, Carnegie Hall, the 9/11 Memorial (museum was closed on Tuesday), One World Tower Observation Deck, the Empire State Building, Rockefeller Center, the statue of Liberty, Central Park (carriage ride), Starbucks Reserve, the LEGO Store, FAO Schwartz, Macy's, Times Square, and all of the touristy shops along the way.

We had a lot of fun, and most of the people were very nice and willing to help this little old lady on her scooter. We put that poor scooter through her paces - we logged a LOT of miles while we were there! My friend didn't want to go on the subway, so we took busses when we had to; our hotel was centrally located.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 12:43 AM (RiICY)

223 Well. Shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I don't take requests, Ma'am.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2026 12:44 AM (diia5)

224 Here to join a Route 66 tour with some folks from the Studebaker club. Plan to ride with the crew from here to Kingman, AZ, and then peel off to Apache Junction. Driving the '64 Convertible.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You'll miss seeing the Route 66 Museum somewhere in Oklahoma, which is a hoot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 12:37 AM (s9VOe)

One day I will do Rt 66 on a motorcycle. I don't actually have a bucket list, but that one thing I do want to do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2026 12:45 AM (snZF9)

225
Sorry, I drifted off looking through photos on Windoze laptop.

How is it that photos can disappear from a folder? I must have a couple dozen such with nothing in them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 12:46 AM (s9VOe)

226 Current fuel is a little less dense than the fuel of yore. So the carb floats don't float as high. Means the bowl gets a little more full than it used to do to close the float valve. So carb runs richer. As a rule of thumb, I like to set the float about 1/16" lower than spec, if modern fuel is to be used. To get it any better, I would need an air-fuel ratio meter to sample the exhaust gases.

Posted by: Doug Marcaida at May 16, 2026 12:20 AM (GQnTc)

I have to do with harley carbs all the time. The old float specs are out the window with this modern crap they call fuel.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2026 12:49 AM (snZF9)

227
By "putting food on the table", I meant that his salary earned from his job performing sea lamprey control is what put food on the table. We were never served Sea Lamprey Surprise as a meal.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 12:49 AM (s9VOe)

228
Heya, Teresa. What a week!

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:52 AM (XJ22o)

229 A carbureted V8 in a car can achieve 25 mpg at cruise on the highway. Just like fuel injected engines, actually.
Posted by: Common Tater

Probably easier to just go with the fuel injection and ECM.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2026 12:52 AM (/lPRQ)

230
I have to do with harley carbs all the time. The old float specs are out the window with this modern crap they call fuel.
Posted by: Berserker
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Do you do that on a dyno?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2026 12:54 AM (XeU6L)

231 One day I will do Rt 66 on a motorcycle. I don't actually have a bucket list, but that one thing I do want to do.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2026 12:45 AM (snZF9)


My advice is to do it sooner, rather than "one day".

Tomorrow isn't guaranteed for any of us, and it would be a shame if you reached the end of your life and had regrets about all of the things you wanted to do but never got around to doing.

Rust me, the memories will be worth it 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 12:55 AM (RiICY)

232 Here to join a Route 66 tour with some folks from the Studebaker club. Plan to ride with the crew from here to Kingman, AZ, and then peel off to Apache Junction. Driving the '64 Convertible.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I've hit old 66 probably 6 or 7 times (not counting Holbrook, which is "local") traversing I40. Dot-Indian motels, mostly.
But... I rode the whole of 66 back in '58, to visit relatives in LA. Now that it's a tourist attraction, instead of the simple way to get from here to there, I'm planning a trip of the leg from Seligman to Kingman.
The temps have moderated down in the valley lately, it's not supposed to crack a hundred until Thursday. If you matta be here, it's not too hot.
I have to be down there Tues & Wed. Only 99° those days.😁
Been running low 80s high 70s up here at 6000'.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 16, 2026 01:02 AM (a+u3Q)

233 228. Heya, Teresa. What a week!
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 12:52 AM (XJ22o)


It was amazing! My friend's 14-year-old daughter was with us, and it was such a joy to see the looks of amazement in her eyes. She missed a week of school, but the experiences she had were an entirely different kind of education. She had a lot of fun - we all did - and she was excited to go back to school and tell her friends about everything she saw.

She was especially excited about getting to see Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) up close and personal (we had seats on the stage, and at one point in the sheer w, he was sitting right in front of her).

A marvelous time was had by all 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 01:02 AM (RiICY)

234
I got off on a gamma ray burst kick tonight. Here's a little animation of a black hole "eating" a star, which is plausible explanation (of a couple or three) of what produced the longest duration GRB seen yet, which happened back in July 2025:

https://is.gd/yIRp90

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 16, 2026 01:06 AM (w6EFb)

235 How is it that photos can disappear from a folder? I must have a couple dozen such with nothing in them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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Pics of old girlfriends and your wife found them?

Posted by: buddhaha at May 16, 2026 01:06 AM (a+u3Q)

236
Pics of old girlfriends and your wife found them?

Posted by: buddhaha


Nah. They were mostly from trips taken between 2010 and 2018.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 01:09 AM (s9VOe)

237 I have to do with harley carbs all the time. The old float specs are out the window with this modern crap they call fuel.
Posted by: Berserker
===
Do you do that on a dyno?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2026 12:54 AM (XeU6L)

No, no need to. With harley carbs, stock, S&S, mikuni HSR42 etc they just leak out the overflow hose, unless the float is stupid high then it will dump into the manifold. All you need to do is set them to where it don't dump out of the overflow hose and you're good. I'm a little more scientific, or lunatic. I'll hold the bowl onto the carb without the screws, turn the gas on, wait about 30 seconds, shut the gas, and pull the bowl down and visually look at the level, and adjust it if needed. Works every time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2026 01:11 AM (snZF9)

238
Gonna go roust up some of my ill behaved antecedents. I found one -- a great granduncle -- who FAFOed with another youngun' in 1907 and got stabbed to death for his effort. The stabber expired within one week of having arrived in prison to serve his sentence for manslaughter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 16, 2026 01:13 AM (s9VOe)

239 I think they discontinued Lamprey Helper.

Folks said it sucked.

_____

Pulled up this YooToob-suggested time travel comedy. About half-way through, we realized we'd seen it before. Kinda cute and plenty goofy. Merely fifteen minutes, which more movies ought to be.

SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN
https://youtu.be/dSqemws9p08

_____

By the say, if you know about Fridays with Frank the cop, he just posted his 200th episode. One of his "customers" has about the worst emotional breakdowns a person could have on a mere traffic stop. (13:20)

https://youtu.be/86b0U_Ozy78

Posted by: mindful webworker - Horde mind auxiliary neuron at May 16, 2026 01:14 AM (cz4n2)

240 My advice is to do it sooner, rather than "one day".

Tomorrow isn't guaranteed for any of us, and it would be a shame if you reached the end of your life and had regrets about all of the things you wanted to do but never got around to doing.

Rust me, the memories will be worth it 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 12:55 AM (RiICY)

I was watching a vid of a dude that tours on a motorcycle. He had a great line. He said life is like a roll of toilet paper, the less that remains the faster it spins, lol. Within the next year or so, maybe even this year I'll be looking to some cruising.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2026 01:15 AM (snZF9)

241 I got off on a gamma ray burst kick tonight.
Posted by: publius


Sssshh.

Everyone, stay calm. Do not make publius angry.

Posted by: mikeski at May 16, 2026 01:17 AM (VHUov)

242 I change the Fuel filters on electronic fuel injected engines often. More frequent than the 30,000 miles usually indicated anyhow. I swear it runs noticeably smoother and quieter.
Posted by: Common Tater
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At $800+ per injector, I'm a bit paranoid about the 10k recommendation on the Cummins. I've installed extra fuel.filter and water separator cartridges in the fuel line.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 16, 2026 01:18 AM (a+u3Q)

243 At $800+ per injector, I'm a bit paranoid about the 10k recommendation on the Cummins. I've installed extra fuel.filter and water separator cartridges in the fuel line.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 16, 2026 01:18 AM (a+u3Q)

Man, no shit. My brother has a 2006 Ram pickup with the cummins diesel. He was looking into new injectors, not that he needs them but he's planing for the future. Holy shit those fuckers are pricey.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2026 01:21 AM (snZF9)

244
Teresa, did you guys see Every Brilliant Thing? Was that the Daniel Radcliffe performance?

What did you think of it?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 01:22 AM (XJ22o)

245 Probably easier to just go with the fuel injection and ECM.

It wasn't when we built up my '66 283 several years ago. A lot of electric-pump systems call for a pressurized feed/return loop, but all the fuel injection conversion units offered also required a fully pressurizable gas tank, which would have meant a whole new tank, and of course a "computer."

Instead we did old school stuff, solid lifters, a single plane manifold designed to go with a small Holley 4 barrel, 'half-race' cam, headers, and a 5-speed Tremec. Engine went from 160 HP to 250, and road mileage from 16 to 29.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 16, 2026 01:24 AM (zdLoL)

246 By the say, if you know about Fridays with Frank the cop, he just posted his 200th episode. One of his "customers" has about the worst emotional breakdowns a person could have on a mere traffic stop. (13:20)

https://youtu.be/86b0U_Ozy78
Posted by: mindful webworker - Horde mind auxiliary neuron at May 16, 2026 01:14 AM (cz4n2)

I so could never have been a cop.

Posted by: Reforger at May 16, 2026 01:24 AM (ZFqKB)

247 _____

By the say, if you know about Fridays with Frank the cop, he just posted his 200th episode. One of his "customers" has about the worst emotional breakdowns a person could have on a mere traffic stop. (13:20)

https://youtu.be/86b0U_Ozy78
Posted by: mindful webworker - Horde mind auxiliary neuron
---

Guess interactions with cops have changed.
Mine have been more like interacting with a DI.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 16, 2026 01:24 AM (I1GeS)

248 Instead we did old school stuff, solid lifters, a single plane manifold designed to go with a small Holley 4 barrel, 'half-race' cam, headers, and a 5-speed Tremec. Engine went from 160 HP to 250, and road mileage from 16 to 29.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 16, 2026 01:24 AM (zdLoL)

And if you break down on on the side of the road you will always get it home.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2026 01:25 AM (snZF9)

249 A couple of nights ago, someone got on an Aztec kick and added "xtl" to his name. It caught on. Just a minor fad, not to worry, it will go away.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

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That reminds me of the day or so where everybody added "bot" to their name because conservatives online were "all bots" according to some urinalist.

Posted by: Axebot at May 16, 2026 01:26 AM (Fi81e)

250 It's enormous that you are getting thoughts from this post
as well as from our dialogue made at this time.

Posted by: Pressure washing services at May 16, 2026 01:26 AM (6t/JD)

251 >> Do not make publius angry.

Heh. Took me a second or two to get that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 16, 2026 01:26 AM (w6EFb)

252 Didn't they have a 'tourist' video recently wear somebody from Germany or England wandered across some southern guys...
and ended up chasing gators, going to a range, etc.?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)


There is a French guy on TikTok who visited Texas, he said his only danger was when he ordered slightly spicy ribs that came with a side of emotional support pickles, and got told "bless you" so many times he nearly converted.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2026 01:30 AM (rbvCR)

253
A "tl," at least. It started during one of Ace's threads about some politico named Xochitl Hinojosa.

It will go away, but it may flare up once in a while after it does.
Posted by: mikeskitl

==============

You should see what Dark Litigator has done to his name. Like, he poked a hole in its tongue and drew a knotted cord through it.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 01:31 AM (XJ22o)

254 It's enormous that you are getting thoughts from this post
as well as from our dialogue made at this time.
Posted by: Pressure washing services


Can't you just sell us the machines, like old times? What's up with this new machines-as-a-service business model?

Also, replace yourself with a free AI and maybe your English will make sense.

Posted by: mikeski at May 16, 2026 01:32 AM (VHUov)

255 We saw 4 Broadway shows, the Museum of Modern Art, the Museum of Natural History, the Metropolitan Museum, Carnegie Hall, the 9/11 Memorial (museum was closed on Tuesday), One World Tower Observation Deck, the Empire State Building, Rockefeller Center, the statue of Liberty, Central Park (carriage ride), Starbucks Reserve, the LEGO Store, FAO Schwartz, Macy's, Times Square, and all of the touristy shops along the way.
-Teresa in Fort Worth


Holy cow, Teresa. That's a lot. Glad for you & yours.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all that in an afternoon, right? at May 16, 2026 01:34 AM (cz4n2)

256 A "tl," at least. It started during one of Ace's threads about some politico named Xochitl Hinojosa.

It will go away, but it may flare up once in a while after it does.
Posted by: mikeskitl at May 16, 2026 12:37 AM (VHUov)


silly, I know

Posted by: Xindltotl at May 16, 2026 01:36 AM (rbvCR)

257 Abel, Baker, Charlie, Dog . . .

Posted by: Xindltotl at May 16, 2026 01:38 AM (rbvCR)

258 You should see what Dark Litigator has done to his name. Like, he poked a hole in its tongue and drew a knotted cord through it.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl

I reformed it a bit. I couldn't understand myself.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 16, 2026 01:41 AM (W5mpo)

259 Guess interactions with cops have changed.
Mine have been more like interacting with a DI.
Posted by: Braenyard


I've always said, you'd be fortunate to get stopped by Frank. Strict and by the book, but mostly friendly. Maybe they edit out all the worst interactions.

Of course, if he was pulling folks out of their cars and beating them for minor infractions, he probably wouldn't be the internet star that he is.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blue light specials at May 16, 2026 01:41 AM (cz4n2)

260 Time to fold it up for the night. Maybe I'll make it to the coffee and prayer thread. MiladyJo just ground the coffee for the morning, the great smell of which is always an incentive to get to sleep, the consciousness time-travel system.

https://youtu.be/Z6keBL3HYag

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - blue light specials at May 16, 2026 01:44 AM (cz4n2)

261 Speaking of litigating, I'm opposing 2 demurrers at 9am Monday and there's no tentative ruling on either. Bugger. Dealing with insurance defense lawyers who think i don't know the difference between a cause of action as "count" and a cause of action under the primary rights doctrine as the injury underlying the basis for that part of the suit. And then there's the guy who thinks the 2-year catchall statute of limitations is more specific than the 3-year statute for all tortious damage to property (except neglect resulting in injury or death to animals by 3 classes of defendants none of which are the two main defendants (the corporate deep pockets) in my suit).

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 16, 2026 01:45 AM (W5mpo)

262 Posted by: Xindltotl

LOL

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 16, 2026 01:48 AM (W5mpo)

263 261 Speaking of litigating,
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
****

I understood that post. Which means I have spent more time with lawyers than is healthy. And why I have not wanted to study law even when people have said I would be good at it.

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 01:57 AM (G+2/5)

264 Abel, Baker, Charlie, Dog . . .
Posted by: Xindltotl


Confirm? This is Colonel Trautman, please acknowledge.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2026 02:00 AM (diia5)

265 I have actually considered going into law; I need to reinvent myself and get a real profession going, after some setbacks (mostly my own fault tbh), and I have an interest pursuing those qui tam actions against fraudsters. Loathing, spite, disgust, resentment, hatred, and contempt are perfectly legitimate motivations, if channeled in a healthy and productive manner.

My bachelor's is in math, so other options include accounting, business information systems, computer science, or electrical engineering. I have a lot of interests and varied experience!

Posted by: SciVo at May 16, 2026 02:06 AM (Sy6m/)

266 Hmm. Not much I can do with such a short nick, but I think that works, especially with speaking of dark motives...

Posted by: XiVotl at May 16, 2026 02:07 AM (Sy6m/)

267 There's a lot of interesting aspects to practicing law. None of it involves dealing with opposing counsel. Yuck. "How can breach of bailment apply to veterinarians? Veterinarians are subject to professional negligence, not ordinary negligence." "Professional negligence is just ordinary negligence by professionals." "No it's not." "Yeah, read the case you rely on. Right there, page...." Lot of that.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 16, 2026 02:18 AM (W5mpo)

268 I was an unarmed private security officer for a number of years, which is in the same general category of Persuasion Professions like schoolteachers and salespeople, whose job it is to talk people into doing things. Originally, I was just intending it as something to keep busy while looking for something better; but as long as I'm learning I'm interested, and I was learning a ton about people and the world every week. So I'm not worried about my patience for idiotic arguments, as that muscle grew from imperceptible to massively swole.

Posted by: XiVotl at May 16, 2026 02:26 AM (Sy6m/)

269 Bill Kristol has made an official announcement that he is now a Democrat.

As the meme put it:

Oh no! Anyway...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2026 02:41 AM (IG3/x)

270 Bill Kristol has made an official announcement that he is now a Democrat.


Nobody cares, Bill.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 16, 2026 02:48 AM (m5P/4)

271 Bill Kristol has made an official announcement that he is now a Democrat.

As the meme put it:
Oh no! Anyway...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


For shame. Staying in the closet so long.

Posted by: mikeski at May 16, 2026 02:48 AM (VHUov)

272 The thing is, Bill's new 'fwiends' on the Left will still hate his guts.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 16, 2026 02:58 AM (m5P/4)

273 Bill Kristol has made an official announcement that he is now a Democrat.


Nobody cares, Bill.
Posted by: Puddleglum
+++
Did he also announce that water is wet?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 16, 2026 03:06 AM (uIdDr)

274 Bill Kristol has amazingly bad judgement. He picked the exact moment when Democrats became Jew-hating Islamunists, working themselves up into a frenzy. He is literally physically unsafe in their presence now, so how does he choose this precise moment? Does he have a masochism kink? No wait, I don't want to know.

Posted by: XiVotl at May 16, 2026 03:09 AM (Sy6m/)

275 156 Evening, WD, and ONT Horde. Now at Super 8 motel in Amarillo, located between the Big Texan and Buc-EEs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 11:34 PM (GQnTc)

Well, damn, I am not far from there at all.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 16, 2026 03:15 AM (xzBJP)

276 3:30? That all it is?

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2026 03:30 AM (Ia/+0)

277 I so could never have been a cop.
Posted by: Reforger at May 16, 2026 01:24 AM (ZFqKB)

I hope Grandma smacks her upside the head when she gets home.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 16, 2026 03:34 AM (DwqWV)

278 Nice ONT, WD. I larfed multiple times.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2026 04:29 AM (ynpvh)

279 pixy has arrived.

Posted by: clarence at May 16, 2026 04:31 AM (G+2/5)

280 244
Teresa, did you guys see Every Brilliant Thing? Was that the Daniel Radcliffe performance?

What did you think of it?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 16, 2026 01:22 AM (XJ22o)


Yes - it was amazing! We had seats on the stage. He is only there until May 24th, then Mariska Hargitay takes over the role.


I like Ms. Hargitay just fine, but I think she is the wrong choice for this role - she will be too earnest and try to bring a level of emotion into the role that is just...wrong.

That is my humble opinion, of course....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 16, 2026 05:29 AM (RiICY)

Bird-Heavy Cafe

capturedpenguin.jpg
Special forces capture the World's Greatest Terrorist

Munching beaver.

It's true: A guilty dog cannot look its master in the eye. How human. (Well, I mean "human" for non-sociopaths. Candace Owens can stare you right in the eyes while lying.)

Weird: All-time pin-up Betty Page dancing to "Goodbye Horses."

Bryan Adams vs. Metallica.

FAQ: Where do I get my adverbs from?

Crows mouthing off./a>

Raven steals things to get attention.

Emu shenanigans.

Rescuing a cute orphaned baby owl.

The life.

ICYMI: Dog sees an intruder from the spirit world and says "not on my watch, sister."

Yellow lab adopts a chick.

Rescuing a flying fox that fell the ground and can't fly.

Old but good: Bear does highway work.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 07:32 PM (Ft2MX)

2 Meep meep!

TGIF! Whoofreakinghoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (Ft2MX)

3 Special forces capture the World's Greatest Terrorist

==

FAKE NEWS!!!!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (GD0B3)

4 Dammit ace- I just made a witty reposted!

Well, witty.

Well...

Posted by: Bea Arthur at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (zZu0s)

5 I miss the giant sloths. And the giant armadillos.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

6 2 words to win any argument.

Minotaur. Milking.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (Fi81e)

7 I liked the owl video. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:35 PM (7RYym)

8 He's gone more dog centric than bat, which is like. I am still puzzled by the penguin meme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

9
Rosalind was appropriated to be shown in Junior Showmanship competition today by a boy who was entered but whose dog couldn't make it. She may get dognapped and taken to Oklahoma.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:36 PM (HdYcL)

10
The Special Forces Four plus their trusty penguin mascot capture the World's Greatest Terrorist? Because that guy at the left is lethally cute.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 07:36 PM (XJ22o)

11 Are those Argentinian soldiers on the Falklands with the penguin?

Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (GWDtl)

12 Guilty doggie is cute.

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (lJ0H4)

13 I suppose we will refrain from discussing the sad mephitic fate of each of those gentlemen in the photograph.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (vFG9F)

14 Special forces capture the World's Greatest Terrorist
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No, Mr. Penguin, I expect you to die.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (Fi81e)

15 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

16 Metallica sux. Not Bruce level sux. You can dance to Metallica.

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:38 PM (T8bqm)

17
Hiya Skip. Is it the weekend for you?

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 07:38 PM (3ek7K)

18 I think there's a genius in some of the "mash-ups" that we see or hear.

I mean... someone hears, or sees something to connect with something totally off the hook.

I totally sympathize. Being a genius.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 07:40 PM (jehhT)

19 Special forces capture the World's Greatest Terrorist

We were close, so close, to a 100% week. Sad!

Those smiles are going to turn into rictuses of terror in about 3 seconds, when that penguin unleashes its runny, mephitic projectile, and all its fellow terrorists (visible in the background) also unleash their projectile TOT (Time On Target) barrage.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

20 Wish I had a baby owl

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)

21 Yeah, nothing pressing working on weekends lately

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

22 I really should take everything out of my truck and straighten it out

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

23 The flesh of sea-fowl is generally too rancid to find much favour with fastidious palates. Sailors indeed eat the livers and hearts of the penguins, which are exceedingly palatable, but the black flesh of the body is rank and oily, and has rather a perfumed taste. Some voyagers, however, tell us, that eaten in ragouts, they are good as that made from a hare.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 15, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

24 Bent frame?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 07:45 PM (zZu0s)

25 My horseshow gang is having a pretty good show series. All Around placings on Saturday.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 07:48 PM (z2aPa)

26 Cloudy, spitty, windy and 52.

Whoot! Beach will NOT be a shitshow tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 07:48 PM (bOS38)

27 Why am I thinking those are Argentine troops?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 07:48 PM (rbvCR)

28 Let us turn our attention away from the impending olfactory doom of those Special Forces lads, and instead rejoice in the flying fox rescue.

As the top two commenters to the video observed:

"Their eyes are so....soulful."

"Such a gorgeous boy! How could anyone dislike such a beautiful creature."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

29 Tousi is an optimist. I am not. I see gas going up until Trump relents. I fear his Congressional support is very thin.
If Lincoln had this Congress, the South would have won.

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:49 PM (77Bgk)

30 Lower depths beat me to it. Funny, euro-lookin' service rifles. But the (old) US helmets and camo. Argentine or Chilean troops I'd guess.

Not on the Falklands. I believe there was some dispute over that a few years back and the argies lost it.

Plenty of coastal territory in both Argentina and Chile for such a photo location.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:50 PM (U/Byj)

31 Pretty big horse steeple race near me. Been going by it all week and its a big set ip.
Radnor Hunt

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

32 "If Lincoln had this Congress, the South would have won."

If Lincoln had this *electorate*, the South would have won.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:51 PM (U/Byj)

33
The Big Dummy gets shown tomorrow in Best of Breed competition. The judge is foreign (from Italy). Her Majesty says his placements so far have been all over the place. Foreign judges tend to do odd things. Who knows? He may win or he may not make the first cut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (HdYcL)

34 Got back from some errands downtown tonight and the tide is exceptionally high and there is a waning moon.

Evil things are on the march tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

35 Rosalind was appropriated to be shown in Junior Showmanship competition today by a boy who was entered but whose dog couldn't make it.

Kudos. Very generous of you to loan an animal to encourage the next generation of breeders/showers.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (vTZFs)

36 JackStraw, batten down the hatches!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 07:54 PM (z2aPa)

37 But everybody's having such a good time.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 07:54 PM (YlWIZ)

38 I took Ralphy to visit one of my late Mother's friends, about 90. I brought her a muffin from Tim's as usual but there was confusion.

Ralphy ended up eating an entire blueberry muffin. And his timbit.

He had a good day.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 07:54 PM (Sco7b)

39 Ralphy ended up eating an entire blueberry muffin. And his timbit.

---
Daddy's gonna kill Ralphy!

Posted by: Randy at May 15, 2026 07:55 PM (Fi81e)

40
Very generous of you to loan an animal to encourage the next generation of breeders/showers.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (vTZFs)

___________

Just saw the video of them. She's a good girl. They placed second in their class.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:55 PM (HdYcL)

41 in the Falklands the Brits and the Argies used FN-FAL rifles, but the Argies used mostly US equipment, with some national stuff added in, and Israeli anoraks.

I think they are Argie troops, but that is because of the woodland pattern to the helmet covers with the tire rubber tie.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 07:56 PM (rbvCR)

42 Evil things are on the march tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

'ware the Norsemen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 07:57 PM (0aYVJ)

43 Those are Argies with FN-FALs. Probably South Georgia Island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD)

44
Cute animal vids. I'm watching the cats do a train on a lizard right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM (XJ22o)

45 Just an aside: the fried chicken at my local Albertson's is amazing.

I am making yummy noises like crazy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)

46 Xi, a murderer, thug and blackmailer. Putin, commie gangster. Shi'ite mullahs, murderers, rapists, terrorists. Trump? Said, "pussy.". Get some help.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM (YlWIZ)

47 This should have been the Betty Page Cafe. Priorities, son.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 08:00 PM (D1E+2)

48 Bad moon rising, trouble on the way......
Take care JackStraw. Watch out for Elvis.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 08:02 PM (NWIIQ)

49
Just an aside: the fried chicken at my local Albertson's is amazing.

I am making yummy noises like crazy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)

______________

Fried chicken originated in Scotland. I do not think you'd want to try fried chicken from Scotland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:02 PM (HdYcL)

50 >>JackStraw, batten down the hatches!

Strange things afoot, Ben Had. It's quiet. Too quiet.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:03 PM (viF8m)

51 I always thought fried chicken came from chicken on a stick over a fire.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:03 PM (z2aPa)

52 Isn't that picture with the penguin the same type of picture from HellBoy?

Are they suggesting penguins are minor demons from other realms?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 08:05 PM (XV/Pl)

53 "Evil things are on the march tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw"

Big Penguin never sleeps.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 15, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

54 Are they suggesting penguins are minor demons from other realms?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 08:05 PM (XV/Pl)

H.P. Lovecraft covered this in "In the Mountains of Madness."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:10 PM (0aYVJ)

55 *waves to Pug and his lovely wife *

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:11 PM (z2aPa)

56 Star Trek is on. It's the one where AI gets too big for it's britches.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

57 34 Got back from some errands downtown tonight and the tide is exceptionally high and there is a waning moon.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

Told ya

Posted by: Blondie at May 15, 2026 08:13 PM (w/O5Q)

58 Five Special Operators to capture one lone penguin. Shows you that there is no way to stop the invasion. Surrender now.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at May 15, 2026 08:14 PM (oftw2)

59 *waves to Pug and his lovely wife *
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:11 PM (z2aPa)

Hi back atcha. We are hoarding vacation time to be in Texas next fall.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)

60 >>Big Penguin never sleeps.

My BFFs moved to the Keys a few years ago. A couple months ago they texted my a picture of a couple penguins who somehow ended up landing on a beach in the Keys.

If you think the threat has been contained to the South Pole you are kidding yourself. They are coming. And they are merciless.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:14 PM (viF8m)

61
Are we really going to say penguins are worse than Israeli rape dogs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:15 PM (HdYcL)

62
That beaver has better table manners than Big Mike. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:16 PM (s9VOe)

63
New Moon is tomorrow at 4:01 PM EDT. This is "super new moon", Moon is close to perigee.

The geometry, moon aligned with the Sun on one side, and Moon near perigee makes for some higher tides. Perigean Tides, or King Tides.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

64 I hope they make sure that penguin didn't have IEDs.
Intestinal Explosive Diarrheas.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 08:16 PM (diia5)

65 These penguins, are they in the room with us now?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 15, 2026 08:17 PM (jt/rW)

66 Star Trek is on. It's the one where AI gets too big for it's britches.
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

Ultimate Computer or Taste of Armageddon? Or return of the Archons?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)

67 The Bird Is The Word.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 08:17 PM (T6aVk)

68 Blonde Morticia's Phone at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM

Some of our kittens left us a dead lizard (without the tail) in their food dish a few hours ago. They like us more than we thought.

Posted by: KT at May 15, 2026 08:17 PM (rdeQO)

69 The one with the dunsel.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

70 Some of our kittens left us a dead lizard (without the tail) in their food dish a few hours ago. They like us more than we thought.
Posted by: KT

=========

Someone ought to start a youtube channel called the anti-Dodo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (XJ22o)

71 Saw Mooch lose 40 pounds, can't be under 170 now

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (Ia/+0)

72 I once bought a DVD of " Happy Feet" to use for target practice.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (z2aPa)

73 Yikes, JackStraw.

Be vigilant. I think a fire in the fire pit and a couple snorts of bourbon should fend off the nasties.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (tcruw)

74 KT if was like mh cats long ago they played with it until the batteries ran out, or scared it to death

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 08:21 PM (Ia/+0)

75 Tide is high.
The chair is against the wall.
Moon near perigee.
John has a fine mustache.

Posted by: Penguins@Bletchley Park at May 15, 2026 08:22 PM (oftw2)

76 The one with the dunsel.
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

Ultimate Computer. Great episode.

'You know, bones, you could feel the wind in those days. And you take away the wind and the water... and it's the same. The ship is yours. And the stars are still there...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

77 72 I once bought a DVD of " Happy Feet" to use for target practice.
Posted by: Ben Had

And I thought I liked you.

Posted by: Penguin Petey at May 15, 2026 08:23 PM (oftw2)

78 "I once bought a DVD of " Happy Feet" to use for target practice.
Posted by: Ben Had"

We have decided to bypass Texas.

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 15, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

79 Various sources say SCOTUS has told Virginian Dems to pound sand vis a vis reviving their new voter-approved map.

[insert gif of Nelson Muntz here]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 15, 2026 08:24 PM (/HDaX)

80
And this coming lunation will be a Blue Moon per the calendar month definition, two full Moons in a calendar month.

I prefer the seasonal definition (third full moon in an astronomical season with 4 full moons), but turns out both were just made up early this century anyway. No historical meaning at all. So, whichever.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)

81
Saw Mooch lose 40 pounds, can't be under 170 now
Posted by: Skip


Was she still wearing her hair in the styles of her White Oppressors?

She can hardly claim to be stunning and brave unless she shakes off the hair styles of her White Oppressors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:25 PM (s9VOe)

82 Saw Mooch lose 40 pounds, can't be under 170 now
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (Ia/+0)

The obama library of doom has mooch inspired pearl necklaces!

The most expensive item in the gift shop but a steal at $390 US!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:25 PM (Sco7b)

83 John has a fine mustache.
Posted by: Penguins@Bletchley Park at May 15, 2026 08:22 PM (oftw2)

The Dude won't shut up about rugs tying up a room.
Dennis Moore needs more lupins
The gout! Flaring up again!
Tippy toe! Tippy toe!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:26 PM (0aYVJ)

84 I once bought a DVD of " Happy Feet" to use for target practice.
Posted by: Ben Had

And I thought I liked you.
Posted by: Penguin Petey at May 15, 2026 08:23 PM


That says infinitely more about you than it does about Ben Had, who is one of the finest humans to ever throw a leg over a horse.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 08:27 PM (0sNs1)

85 I had a Blue Moon from sitting on cold concrete steps.

Posted by: El Rumpo at May 15, 2026 08:27 PM (oftw2)

86 "Ultimate Computer. Great episode."

After what Daystrom did and killed all those people, what do you think happened to him?

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at May 15, 2026 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

87 The obama library of doom has mooch inspired pearl necklaces!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:25 PM


Never in a million years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 08:28 PM (0sNs1)

88 That says infinitely more about you than it does about Ben Had, who is one of the finest humans to ever throw a leg over a horse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I've seen people throw their voice, but throwing a leg is impossible.

Posted by: Not Borned Yesterday at May 15, 2026 08:29 PM (oftw2)

89 Okay what's weird is my mom looked just like Betty Page.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:29 PM (qrzX6)

90 Once I was having great fun feeding potato chips to a chipmunk in Yellowstone Park until the bag ran out. Little bastard bit the fuck out of me. Pretty funny. I didn't squash him.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (D1E+2)

91 I saw Emu Shenanigans open for Rhea's Obsession at Cooper's Landing in 2001.

https://youtu.be/7a99DRw_QwQ

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (VHUov)

92 >>Be vigilant. I think a fire in the fire pit and a couple snorts of bourbon should fend off the nasties.

This has been the week from hell. I've got something to do tomorrow morning but tomorrow afternoon I am going to burn it all away at the fire pit and drink a bunch of rum. Rum keeps the demons at bay if only for a while.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)

93 Kamala has been a fan of pearl necklaces for a half-century.

Posted by: Willie Brown, Speaker Emeritus at May 15, 2026 08:31 PM (oftw2)

94 More code phrases:
Donny thinks it's a vacuum
Ooh, floor pie
Whatever happened to Chuck?
Lovey Howell is a very viable third alternative
Football to the groin!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)

95 I've seen people throw their voice, but throwing a leg is impossible.

Nobody said it was her leg. Coulda been anybody's. They all look pretty much the same.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 08:32 PM (vTZFs)

96 Don't drink Bay Rum!

Posted by: Witch Hazel at May 15, 2026 08:32 PM (oftw2)

97 That says infinitely more about you than it does about Ben Had, who is one of the finest humans to ever throw a leg over a horse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I've seen people throw their voice, but throwing a leg is impossible.
Posted by: Not Borned Yesterday at May 15, 2026 08:29 PM (oftw2)
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Nobody said it was her leg.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:33 PM (0aYVJ)

98 Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 08:32 PM (vTZFs)

Yergh!

You win.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:33 PM (0aYVJ)

99 Speaking of AI, I just finished building out, if I say so myself, one of the best stock research and portfolio tracking apps.

Now I just have to turn it into an electron app and I might integrate into a Apple widget.

It's all tailored to track my portfolio, but I could easily refactor it for a general audience.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 08:35 PM (XV/Pl)

100 Speaking of AI, I just finished building out, if I say so myself, one of the best stock research and portfolio tracking apps"

Pelosi like?

Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 08:37 PM (XuXeR)

101 Never in a million years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 08:28 PM (0sNs1)

You're a tough negotiator!

Tell you what. You can walk out of here today, with that beautiful necklace for ONLY $350.

AND I'll even toss in a 2027 Michelle Obama Swimsuit Calendar as Michelle seeks to prove ALL women can be sexy at any age! Don't let this offer pass you by!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:41 PM (Sco7b)

102 @100

>>Pelosi like?

Somewhat, I have the same ruthless desire to be fantastically wealthy, but without the evil bits and pubic graft and theft.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 08:42 PM (XV/Pl)

103 Rosalind was appropriated to be shown in Junior Showmanship competition today by a boy who was entered but whose dog couldn't make it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


How does that happen? People take their dog to a dog show, and the people arrive, but the dog doesn't?

Was the dog driving its own car?

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)

104 I think they are Argie troops, but that is because of the woodland pattern to the helmet covers with the tire rubber tie.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 07:56 PM (rbvCR)
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I agree.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 08:44 PM (ZOv7s)

105 I miss the giant sloths. And the giant armadillos.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)


Who are you, Methuselah?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:46 PM (ZVgZ4)

106 This has been the week from hell. I've got something to do tomorrow morning but tomorrow afternoon I am going to burn it all away at the fire pit and drink a bunch of rum. Rum keeps the demons at bay if only for a while.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)
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Rum rations are effective.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)

107 Someone mentioned this earlier, but there is very little fanfare about the upcoming 250th anniversary of our precious nation.

I was 10 during the Bicentennial. John Wayne was the grand marshal for the Cody Stampede. It was a huge thing. Even the stupid TV stations had segments leading up.
200 years ago such and such happened. Now? Nothing. Bupkis.

Gonna be an interesting summer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:47 PM (0aYVJ)

108 That pubic graft can be quite painful: long recovery time.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:47 PM (ZVgZ4)

109 Re the chipmunk:

Snagged two of them today. By the neck.

I'm leaving them out over night to see if foxes, racoons, bobcats, tigers, lions, elephants, buffaloes, donkeys, hippopotamuses rhinoceroses, giraffes, octopuses, mooses, or ducks will take them out of the traps.

It could happen.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:49 PM (Kyh8Y)

110 don't ask about the sodomy ration.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 08:49 PM (gKWVE)

111 This has been the week from hell. I've got something to do tomorrow morning but tomorrow afternoon I am going to burn it all away at the fire pit and drink a bunch of rum. Rum keeps the demons at bay if only for a while.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)
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Rum rations are effective.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)

A capital idea!

Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at May 15, 2026 08:50 PM (wVcYX)

112 Very little fanfare for the upcoming 250th anniversary from the left leaning media.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:51 PM (ZVgZ4)

113 Various sources say SCOTUS has told Virginian Dems to pound sand vis a vis reviving their new voter-approved map.

[insert gif of Nelson Muntz here]
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy


I know the new map got tossed because Virginian Dems did not follow the required legal procedure...

The idea that a simply majority can lock the minority out of government is a great way to enslave the minority. Then the rulers can splinter off a chunk of their majority and vote again to lock them out. Rinse repeat.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:51 PM (/lPRQ)

114
You guys won't like Bum rations.

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 08:52 PM (3ek7K)

115 Lol...

I have DisneyChannel on in the background, 8:40 pm, and the Nervive commercial with the old guy afraid to fall down the stairs is playing.

The brand is dead. No loving parents park their kids in front of that anymore. Some cute shows again though. Too late...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:52 PM (Sco7b)

116 The lash ration was administered liberally.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:52 PM (ZVgZ4)

117 Before there were leash laws and dogs were let out to roam free we had a Scottie named Pepper who was trained to go out and fetch the paper . She was always awarded with a Oreo cookie. We had to stop letting her out to do it because she eventually started bringing the neighbors papers back to us also.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:53 PM (qrzX6)

118 I've seen people throw their voice, but throwing a leg is impossible.
Posted by: Not Borned Yesterday

Hey! I'm right here!!

Posted by: Zombie Linda MaCartney at May 15, 2026 08:53 PM (Kyh8Y)

119 Once I was having great fun feeding potato chips to a chipmunk in Yellowstone Park until the bag ran out. Little bastard bit the fuck out of me. ...

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (D1E+2)

Thus endeth the lesson on Socialism.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 08:54 PM (wVcYX)

120 but without the evil bits and pubic graft and theft.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (Kyh8Y)

121
How does that happen? People take their dog to a dog show, and the people arrive, but the dog doesn't?

Was the dog driving its own car?

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)

_____________

There's a multitude of reasons why (lame, ill, in season). Suffice it to say since the object of Junior Showmanship is the handling and not the dog, substitution is allowed, as the junior no longer has to be a listed owner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (HdYcL)

122 Lot of pro athletes current and former are dropping like flies.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:56 PM (qrzX6)

123 The brand is dead. No loving parents park their kids in front of that anymore. Some cute shows again though. Too late...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:52 PM (Sco7b)

I raised my boys on Mystery Science Theater, and The Simpsons (before all the good writers moved on to Futurama) I'm a good dad.

Seriously, though, the garbage on the Disney channels is creepy and lame.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

124 Tomorrow I cross 'hunting with eagles' off the bucket list.
I'm so excited.

Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 08:58 PM (ZFqKB)

125 I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (Kyh8Y

A crooked merkin?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:58 PM (qrzX6)

126 don't ask about the sodomy ration.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 08:49 PM (gKWVE)

I always go back for seconds

Posted by: Pedro Pascal at May 15, 2026 08:59 PM (vSvIl)

127 16 Metallica sux. Not Bruce level sux. You can dance to Metallica.
Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:38 PM (T8bqm)

Especially after the Black Album.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 08:59 PM (T6aVk)

128 Lot of pro athletes current and former are dropping like flies.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:56 PM (qrzX6)

Been seeing that a lot. Brad Henke, Coover Bennet from Justified, was also an NFL player, was with the Vikings for a while. Dead at 56. Vague reports about why this happened.
Oh, sure, prolly drugs, you guys. But, shit.

Just glad I never got the clot shot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:01 PM (0aYVJ)

129 I like Hulu /Disney did a season of King of the Hill with everyone 10+ years older. It was really good. Of course that means we won't get another season.

Same with Chad Powers. One season and done. Really good show.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:01 PM (qrzX6)

130 I miss the giant sloths. And the giant armadillos.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

And the giant jackalopes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (wVcYX)

131 You mentioned it so I had to go check. I still have Disney Channel, but have never watched it. Not even when grandkids are over.

Posted by: Old Yeller at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (oftw2)

132 Metallica died when Cliff Burton died.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (0aYVJ)

133 Seriously, though, the garbage on the Disney channels is creepy and lame.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

Them and Nickelodeon had good stuff among the crap. Genuinely funny, family friendly stuff without gay crap and blacks bitching about racism.

Amazon had 'Just Add Magic.' That was an incredible, mystery show.

But some of the stuff now not on Disney. Inter-racial gay fathers adopting minority kids. Asian stuff for the win.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (Sco7b)

134 I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Tonypete


A pubic graph? Isn't that when you chart out the rhythm method?

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (VHUov)

135 Very little fanfare for the upcoming 250th anniversary from the left leaning media.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:51 PM (ZVgZ4)
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This is a good point. Back in 1976, liberals still loved America. It had its flaws, it was imperfect, but they believed in it.

"Schoolhouse Rock" is the epitome of this. Heck, the way the Burns' "The Civil War" was received by liberals is eons away from where we are now.

That is why handwringing about the elections is pointless. I am seeing more and more patriotic apparel and items on sale, and the Dems seem to be doubling down on America hate. Have at it, guys. Spend all summer pissing on America. Sow that wind.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

136 Batman never trapped him like that

Posted by: night lifted at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (kJmLc)

137 Fried chicken originated in Scotland. I do not think you'd want to try fried chicken from Scotland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:02 PM (HdYcL)

Long ago I save up my pence and went to one of the best restaurants in Aberdeen. I ordered a steak. It was black and, I swear, still had hair on it. I expected maggots come out if I cut into it. Tasted as bad as it looked.

Posted by: javems at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (VnYeL)

138 Before there were leash laws and dogs were let out to roam free we had a Scottie named Pepper who was trained to go out and fetch the paper . She was always awarded with a Oreo cookie. We had to stop letting her out to do it because she eventually started bringing the neighbors papers back to us also.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:53 PM (qrzX6)

Thus endeth the lesson on free enterprise and incentive rewards.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:04 PM (wVcYX)

139 @119.
This endeth the lesson on Socialism.
Count de Money

Ha! Good one.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 09:04 PM (NWIIQ)

140 I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (Kyh8Y

Oh no…what is going on in here? lol

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 09:05 PM (OoFl2)

141 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:01 PM (0aYVJ)

Josh Mauro formerly of the Raiders. Decided to do a Fentanyl and Cocaine combo and washed it down with some alcohol. They classified it as an accident. Okay.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:05 PM (qrzX6)

142 This is a good point. Back in 1976, liberals still loved America. It had its flaws, it was imperfect, but they believed in it.

"Schoolhouse Rock" is the epitome of this. Heck, the way the Burns' "The Civil War" was received by liberals is eons away from where we are now.

Schoolhouse Rock helped me learn the multiplication table when I was a 4th grader.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)

143 Them and Nickelodeon had good stuff among the crap. Genuinely funny, family friendly stuff without gay crap and blacks bitching about racism.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (Sco7b)
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Avatar: The Last Airbender remains amazing. I have it on DVD. When the grandkids are ready, they shall experience its excellence.

Speaking of which, my grandson has challenged me to a sword fight. BRB.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)

144 136 Batman never trapped him like that
Posted by: night lifted at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (kJmLc)

WB puts out a lot of the DC cartoon movies. Years ago, they were pretty good.

They had one Batman a little while back where Batman was re-imagined as an Aztec guy meeting the Spaniards. Something like that. Beautifully woke so I use it to fall asleep.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 09:06 PM (Sco7b)

145
Saw a headline or summary the Pete Alonso, Brandon Nimmo and Jake DeGrom left the Mets because they couldn't stand living in NYC any longer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:07 PM (HdYcL)

146 Schoolhouse Rock helped me learn the multiplication table when I was a 4th grader.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)

I have the CD with the songs.
A few other morons do too.

It was pretty good.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 09:08 PM (Sco7b)

147 Conjunction Junction

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:09 PM (qrzX6)

148 Just glad I never got the clot shot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic


IIRC - There were three.

The original 'clot shot' was the J&J. It was quickly discontinued.

There was also Moderna and Pfizer.
Both of those had endless 'boosters'

For whatever reason J&J as one and done. Even the Junta didn't push for follow-up boosters while hounding Moderna and Pfizer.

I didn't track it too closely though as I was in a relatively free state during those dark days.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:09 PM (/lPRQ)

149
Long ago I save up my pence and went to one of the best restaurants in Aberdeen. I ordered a steak. It was black and, I swear, still had hair on it. I expected maggots come out if I cut into it. Tasted as bad as it looked.
Posted by: javems at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (VnYeL)

_____________

When you think how bad English cuisine is, the Scots plumb even lower depths.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:10 PM (HdYcL)

150 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:09 PM (/lPRQ)

J&J wasn't mRNA but they claimed it caused clots so they shut it down.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (qrzX6)

151 Nolan Ryan wasn't unhappy to leave Mets and NYC. Kevin McReynolds hated it also. He's rather go bass fishing.

Posted by: Is My Age Showing? at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (oftw2)

152 I was just reading about SCOTUS turning down the Virginia appeal. I rather like that they didn’t even argue the idea or explain anything - just basically a short statement saying “Nah, bro. 9 - 0”

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (AnnNE)

153 Back in 1976, liberals still loved America. It had its flaws, it was imperfect, but they believed in it.
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Eh, it isn’t like they hate “America” - what I mean by that, they don’t say, hate the dirt or whatever. What they hate, is you.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (bNzW0)

154 I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (Kyh8Y

Oh no…what is going on in here? lol
Posted by: Piper


Like the "Hair Club for Men"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (/lPRQ)

155 Conjunction Junction
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:09 PM (qrzX6)

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.

You guys, Schoolhouse Rock was fucking genius. If only something like that was accessible to kids now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (0aYVJ)

156 I raised my boys on Mystery Science Theater, and The Simpsons (before all the good writers moved on to Futurama) I'm a good dad.

Seriously, though, the garbage on the Disney channels is creepy and lame.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

***

I was raised on Underdog, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, and my favorite, Sherman and Peabody.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB)

157 I better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 09:13 PM (Ia/+0)

158 >>Saw a headline or summary the Pete Alonso, Brandon Nimmo and Jake DeGrom left the Mets because they couldn't stand living in NYC any longer.

All 3 were traded. They didn't leave on their own.

Do you really think Pete Alonso left NY to go to Baltimore?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:14 PM (viF8m)

159 I’m just a Bill, only a Bill, and I’m waitin’ on Capitol Hill

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:15 PM (bNzW0)

160 My grandfather came to America from Scotland when he was 24. Luckily my grandmother came from Sweden so they compromised and learned to love American. meat and potato dishes which my mom learned to cook so I didn't have to eat any of their former country's cuisine.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:16 PM (qrzX6)

161 I was just reading about SCOTUS turning down the Virginia appeal. I rather like that they didn’t even argue the idea or explain anything - just basically a short statement saying “Nah, bro. 9 - 0”
Posted by: Tom Servo


I joked the other day that the opinion would be 8-1, and, in its entirety: "What are you, retarded?"

With Jackson dissenting.

So, I was kinda close.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 09:17 PM (VHUov)

162 I was raised on Underdog, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, and my favorite, Sherman and Peabody.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB)

I still remember the Tom and Jerry episode where they turned the kitchen into an ice skating rink. I almost tried to do it but my father got home from work early.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:18 PM (qrzX6)

163 After what Daystrom did and killed all those people, what do you think happened to him?
Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at May 15, 2026 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

Well, we know from other episodes that Star Trek land will imprison the dangerously insane. So, thats my bet. Until his output matches his input, iykwim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s)

164 Correction, Alonso was not traded. He was just not resigned by the Mets.

Seriously, NY is not great these days but neither is any big city including Houston and Dallas. Stop pretending this is a northern thing. It's a city thing. Houston is fucking armpit and so is Dallas.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)

165 I was raised on Underdog, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, and my favorite, Sherman and Peabody.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB)

My Grandpa had a big, beautiful console color TV. He also loved Looney Tunes. Watching Bugs Bunny with my Grandpa was so fun. He had a great, boisterous laugh.

I have the entire collection of Looney Tunes on a brick of DVDs. All of them. Even the "racist" ones.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (0aYVJ)

166
Eh, it isn’t like they hate “America” - what I mean by that, they don’t say, hate the dirt or whatever. 

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"In the mind of Bronson Bernard certain basic tenets had been implanted by his teachers at every stage from grammar school through college, and nothing was ever going to shake them. The United States of America was no damned good. Its ideals were a mockery. Its history was a fraud. Its purposes were corrupt. Its achievements were empty. Its hopes were a sham, and its dreams were a lie. Whatever good might have come from it here and there over the years - and that was precious little - had been entirely inadvertent and accidental. It was sinister, hypocritical, imperialistic, racist, worthless and cruel."

- Allen Drury, Come Nineveh, Come Tyre, 1972 (!)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (HdYcL)

167 You guys, Schoolhouse Rock was fucking genius. If only something like that was accessible to kids now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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The Pronoun song would have to be redone with xe and xir.

(I love Schoolhouse Rock. I can still sing the Preamble.)

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (0SdQT)

168 Similarly to the “Hate America” argument, a lot of times you’ll hear that Leftists “Hate guns”.

This isn’t true, they absolutely fucking LOVE guns, a peek back at history shows this to be the case. They don’t want YOU to have access to adequate self-defense.

I’m quite certain their oft-repeated protests of the Death Penalty is of the same construction. Once they have the power to do so, they’ll do a 180 - just like they did on Free Speech, Corporations, etc.

Everything is conditional.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:20 PM (bNzW0)

169 Transformer. GI Joe. A bit of He-Man. Thundercats. Was fascinated by an anime that was on HBO a bunch then disappeared: Starbirds I think we established on this very blog several years ago. Big robot with a guy in his head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

170 Eh, it isn’t like they hate “America” - what I mean by that, they don’t say, hate the dirt or whatever. What they hate, is you.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (bNzW0)
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No, they hate the nation. They want its laws overturned and its people replaced. They want direct democracy where 50.0001 percent can kill the rest.

That is not America.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)

171 My grandfather came to America from Scotland when he was 24. Luckily my grandmother came from Sweden so they compromised and learned to love American. meat and potato dishes which my mom learned to cook so I didn't have to eat any of their former country's cuisine.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


Well, if they tried Scot/Swede fusion cuisine once, that would be enough to put them off both forever.

"It's a boiled sheep's stomach, stuffed with fermented herring. I call it 'surströggis.' "

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 09:22 PM (VHUov)

172 Seriously, NY is not great these days but neither is any big city including Houston and Dallas. Stop pretending this is a northern thing. It's a city thing. Houston is fucking armpit and so is Dallas.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)

This. Louisville has gone fucking bug nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

173 Fried chicken originated in Scotland. I do not think you'd want to try fried chicken from Scotland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:02 PM (HdYcL)
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I call b.s. Germans love to deep fry stuff, and I find it more credible that they would invent it than a bunch of people who think haggis is fine dining.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

174
I was raised on Underdog, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, and my favorite, Sherman and Peabody.
Posted by: Diogenes


Tennessee Tuxedo always had an educational part of their episode with Mr. Whoopee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 09:26 PM (Cqx++)

175 Seriously, NY is not great these days but neither is any big city including Houston and Dallas. Stop pretending this is a northern thing. It's a city thing. Houston is fucking armpit and so is Dallas.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)

When was the last time you were in Dallas or Houston. They may not be great but they are 100x better than NYC . I can't speak to other major NE cities as I haven't been to them in over a decade.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:26 PM (qrzX6)

176 I saw a video of James May (from Top Gear) making a haggis today. It did not look that bad. They did not eat the stomach part, but scooped out the filling (i think it was heart, liver and another organ to be named later.)

I've eaten far weirder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:27 PM (zZu0s)

177 Maybe kidney? Not sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:28 PM (zZu0s)

178 Damn near every medium and large city has gone batshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 09:28 PM (xJpaU)

179 We don’t win back our nation by bugging out.

We win by staying.

I love where I live. I’m not leaving.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 09:29 PM (A5RD0)

180 >>This. Louisville has gone fucking bug nuts.

The reason the south is still a stronghold for us is not because southerner's are universally conservative. Has anyone been to Atlanta recently?

Leftists infest cities and where their demographics overwhelm rural areas they win. It's not difficult, look election results. The idea that the south is some bulwark against leftism is ridiculous.

It's always been urban against rural. Even in the south.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

181 Damn near every medium and large city has gone batshit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 09:28 PM (xJpaU)

Lexington is not 'bad' but it has a couple loopy areas. It is almost all suburbs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:29 PM (zZu0s)

182 Well, yes. You’re making my point. “America” is not simply an “idea”, as they often claim. They flip their argument depending, they want to confuse people, muddy the water, to make it look deep. It is a “people”; real live human beings, and - as you note, they want to kill you. They want to kill the idea too, I suppose.

That’s where all this “we’re a nation of immigrants!” business derives, I suppose. A “living, breathing constitution” with “emanations and penumbras” etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:30 PM (bNzW0)

183 And judging by the bumper stickers I live in a library area. Of course, a lot of cars and trucks don't have bumper stickers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

184 Yeah, thats what I meant, phone. Just one big library.

Liberal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:32 PM (zZu0s)

185 The idea that the south is some bulwark against leftism is ridiculous.

It's always been urban against rural. Even in the south.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m

The NE are liberal blue states. That's undeniable.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:34 PM (qrzX6)

186 Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:30 PM (bNzW0)

They only love America when they're trying to get elected or when they're pretending something else is America.

Like - "America is a nation of beautiful diseases".

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 09:36 PM (vE0+H)

187 The NE are liberal blue states. That's undeniable.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:34 PM (qrzX6)

60:40- even in Mass.

They have deadlocked things to make it always seem worse. This is propaganda of a sort.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

188 Look at me, leafblowing sunshine up people's asses like Jack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:37 PM (zZu0s)

189 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

If I understand what you're saying 60/40 is huge .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:38 PM (qrzX6)

190 >>When was the last time you were in Dallas or Houston.

Last year. When was the last time you were in rural upstate NY?

It's not a north south thing. It's an urban rural thing. The urban areas dominate politics in every state. Thats not an opinion it's a fact. Where big city populations overwhelm rural areas Democrats win.

Even in big cities there are people like nurse and me before I left. There are lots but they are overwhelmed by big city Democrat machine politics.

40% of the voters in New England vote Republican yet there isn't a single Republican rep in Congress. Until you Texans woke up 5 minutes ago you elected Jasmine Crockett and until she took a dirt nap Sheila Jackson Lee. Repeatedly.

Stop pretending this is a north south thing. It's not.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:39 PM (viF8m)

191 If I understand what you're saying 60/40 is huge .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:38 PM (qrzX6)

Once they have the majority they cut everyone out.

Fuck, we should have done it in Colorado 20 years ago. Might have saved that place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

192 The NE are liberal blue states. That's undeniable.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Not necessarily. PA has 67 counties. 60 are red. But a commie governor and a democrat senator. No thanks to the shit eaters in Filthadelphia and Shitsbirgh. Which proves Jack"s point.

NY is similar. Many red counties that can't out vote NYC

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 09:40 PM (xJpaU)

193 >>>The NE are liberal blue states. That's undeniable.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Pennsylvania has 67 counties. Over 60 went for Trump thee times. Philadelphia cheats and beat us in 2020.

Posted by: Cosda at May 15, 2026 09:42 PM (WP92p)

194 Fuck, we should have done it in Colorado 20 years ago. Might have saved that place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

Texas was Dem until 1994 so things can change.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:42 PM (qrzX6)

195 I saw a video of James May (from Top Gear) making a haggis today. It did not look that bad. They did not eat the stomach part, but scooped out the filling (i think it was heart, liver and another organ to be named later.)

I've eaten far weirder.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:27 PM (zZu0s)
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It seems to me that the crime of haggis is that it is bland. Grind up organ meat and season it and no one complains.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)

196 Holy shit. Horde mind meld.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 09:43 PM (xJpaU)

197 Where big city populations overwhelm rural areas Democrats win.
——

Reynolds v. Sims - 1964

As you know, many states had the equivalent of the federal Electoral College to prevent big cities from completely dominating the rest of the state, and rural areas. It took quite a while, but we’re really seeing the ongoing effects it destroy whole states, whole regions. Oops

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:44 PM (bNzW0)

198 Stop pretending this is a north south thing. It's not.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:39 PM (viF8m)
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Urban areas cheat. They have corrupt voter rolls and phantom ballots. This is known.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:44 PM (ZOv7s)

199 >>The NE are liberal blue states. That's undeniable.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Pennsylvania has 67 counties. Over 60 went for Trump thee times. Philadelphia cheats and beat us in 2020.
Posted by: Cosda at May 15, 2026 09:42 PM (WP92p)

I'm talking more New England and NY/NJ/DE/RI.

PA has been purple or toss up state for awhile.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:45 PM (qrzX6)

200 >>The NE are liberal blue states. That's undeniable.

And nobody said the majority doesn't vote that way. But that isn't remotely the truth.

Democrats took control and then gerrymandered states to guarantee wins long before some of you even realized what gerrymandering meant. Do you honestly believe New England is 100% Democrat because that's what our House representation says? Because that's idiotic. Yet we have lived with it for years.

Millions of people don't even bother to vote in the north anymore because there is no chance we will win. That's what gerrymandering does.

Personally I hate the practice because for all of my life it has squashed the voice of people like me. But I'm for it now because in those places that still have the ability because the rural vote outweighs the urban vote it keeps this country alive. The south isn't special, its just the last place the left hasn't taken over yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:49 PM (viF8m)

201 I'm talking more New England and NY/NJ/DE/RI.
PA has been purple or toss up state for awhile.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:45 PM (qrzX6)
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You'd be very surprised how conservative much of NJ is. As straw said, it's urban/rural.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 15, 2026 09:50 PM (3ImbR)

202 Just be happy for now the South is keeping us from being Great Britain. Socialists are stupid, that's nothing to brag about.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 09:51 PM (NWIIQ)

203 152 I was just reading about SCOTUS turning down the Virginia appeal. I rather like that they didn’t even argue the idea or explain anything - just basically a short statement saying “Nah, bro. 9 - 0”
Posted by: Tom Servo



Temu Obama is on a roll!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2026 09:51 PM (m5P/4)

204 top pretending this is a north south thing. It's not.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:39 PM (viF8m)
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Urban areas cheat. They have corrupt voter rolls and phantom ballots. This is known.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Don't forget 2016 when Jill Stein (?) challenged tallies in three states that Hills lost. In Michigan they found that Detroit precincts were basically writing down whatever vote tallies they felt like putting down. Needless to say Hills won with sometimes 6x the votes she actually got. That fraud applies to state total for each candidate.

I think the Philly tallies for Obama-Romney were released as a spreadsheet with raw numbers. Some precincts had more votes for Obama than registered voters and ZERO for Romney... OK, that may be believable.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:51 PM (/lPRQ)

205 Could Pennsylvania gerrymander Philly to NJ and take Warren county in exchange?

Posted by: Cosda at May 15, 2026 09:55 PM (WP92p)

206 I think the Philly tallies for Obama-Romney were released as a spreadsheet with raw numbers. Some precincts had more votes for Obama than registered voters and ZERO for Romney... OK, that may be believable.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:51 PM (/lPRQ)
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And the GOP fell over themselves trying to be beautiful losers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)

207 Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:49 PM (viF8m

I've lived in the South and I lived in the NE. There is a huge difference in social views even when Texas and Louisiana were Dem. The South has always been socially conservative even when identifying as Democrat.

It's been my opinion we ( the GOP ) started to decline when we accepted socially liberal / Fiscally conservative adherents into the tent.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:56 PM (qrzX6)

208 “socially liberal / Fiscal conservative”

When someone says this…. Tell me you’re an idiot, without telling me you’re an idiot.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:59 PM (bNzW0)

209 It's been my opinion we ( the GOP ) started to decline when we accepted socially liberal / Fiscally conservative adherents into the tent.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:56 PM (qrzX6)
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The corporatist wing of the GOP paid lip service to the 2A and the right to live, but did jack shit to make it happen. That was because they hated both. They were Democrats who wanted cheap labor and lots of profit. That's why they always pushed tax cuts for the rich as the most sacred ideal.

Trump actually took those groups seriously, pledged to follow through, and the GOPe was outraged. How DARE you keep those promises!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:59 PM (ZOv7s)

210 ONT is nood

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 15, 2026 10:02 PM (6lIrI)

211 >>The South has always been socially conservative even when identifying as Democrat.

So was Boston. Irish Catholics Democrats in Boston invented social conservatism. And they enforced it with a pretty strong hand.

Do you know where Elizabeth Warren came from? It isn't Boston or even New England. It's Oklahoma.

If you think Texas is immune to this mind virus you are kidding yourself.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 10:06 PM (viF8m)

212 Okay what's weird is my mom looked just like Betty Page.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
.......

Were your little friends always inviting themselves over for dinner?

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 10:07 PM (oq9dX)

213 Correction, Alonso was not traded. He was just not resigned by the Mets.

So when he wasn’t resigned, he was resigned to leave New York?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 10:28 PM (ZVgZ4)

The Week In Woke

Blue states are hemorrhaging population and even worse, trillions in dollars of wealth they need to steal to fund their communist pipe-dreams.


Blue states have bled $2 trillion in wealth to red states in the last decade -- and New York leads the pack.New York had the biggest fall in cumulative adjusted gross income (AGI) -- losing $660 billion between 2012 and 2023.

California came next with $503 billion in the same time period.

In contrast, Florida gained $1.3 trillion, and Texas gained $371 billion between 2012 and 2023.

It comes as billionaire bigwigs are beginning their Big Apple exodus as a result of Mayor Mamdani's wealth-bashing agenda.

Hedge fund titan Ken Griffin and Marc Rowan both announced recently that they will move jobs out of New York in response to Mamdani's calls to "tax the rich."

From Ed Morrissey, Steve Jobs' Useless Widow's Vanity Project The Atlantic says that Democrats must reduce the toxicity of their brand by denouncing racist preferences, but will not.

Racial preferences in college admissions have long been deeply unpopular, and three years ago, the Supreme Court declared them unlawful, in a sweeping ruling that portended doom for other race-conscious policies to promote diversity or remedy past discrimination. Some research indicates that, in the aftermath of the civil-rights era, the achievement gap between rich and poor students now dwarfs the gap between white and Black students. Even so, well-intentioned blue-state Democrats keep pushing for race-based affirmative action, to their own political detriment, rather than supporting a much fairer policy of providing a leg up to economically disadvantaged people of all races.

In February, the California State Assembly passed, by a 54--14 vote, a measure seeking to place on the November ballot a change in the state constitution to allow racial preferences in K--12 education and in higher-education scholarships. (The state Senate has not yet acted on the measure.) In New York City, Mayor Zohran Mamdani released a 375-page Racial Equity Plan last month that said, "New York's history has been one of colonization, exploitation and racial oppression"; among other measures, the plan reaffirms the city's intent to steer contracts to minority-owned businesses. Late last year, Democratic supermajorities in the Maryland House and Senate overrode Governor Wes Moore's veto of legislation to study reparations for the descendants of enslaved people.

In huge swaths of the country, the Democratic brand has become anathema. The party will struggle to recapture the White House and reclaim the Senate unless it can persuade some red-state voters to take a fresh look at it. One obvious move would be for the Democrats, who have hemorrhaged working-class voters, to abandon their stubborn support for politically radioactive racial preferences. Significantly more Americans believe that economically disadvantaged people of any race deserve special consideration in admissions and employment decisions, and such efforts do not run afoul of laws against racial discrimination. Nevertheless, many Democrats cannot bring themselves to accept the Supreme Court's ruling--or the public's attitude--even when doing so would help their prospects immensely.

Blue cities built dozens of monuments to obese drug addict George Floyd of the Sacred Cardiac Myopathy, but putting up a single mural honoring the slain immigrant Iryna Zarutska is too "divisive" to let stand.

A mural painted to honor Iryna Zarutska -- the Ukrainian refugee who was murdered while riding a North Carolina train -- is being taken down after outrage in Providence, Rhode Island.

On Tuesday, a construction crew was seen near the exterior of The Dark Lady, an LGBTQ+ club in downtown Providence, working to remove the partly finished mural. The mural, which was painted on canvas, was lowered to the ground, folded up and taken away, WJAR-TV reported.

Artist Ian Gaudreau confirmed the news that the artwork was going to be removed after local outrage.

"A lot of people voiced their frustrations, and voices were heard, and the work is coming down as a reaction to that," Gaudreau told WJAR-TV Monday.

The mural's removal came as residents and elected officials complained about the artwork. The office of Mayor Brett Smiley told Fox News that he wanted the artwork taken down, saying that the art is "divisive and does not represent Providence."

"The murder of the individual depicted in this mural was a devastating tragedy, but the misguided, isolating intent of those funding murals like the one across the county is divisive and does not represent Providence," Smiley said in a statement.


...

Chairman of the Narragansett Republican Party Anthony D'Ellena created a petition in an effort to keep the mural of Zarutska in Providence.

"This is exactly what Democrats do -- they try to erase the memory of their victims and they don't fix their soft-on-crime policies," D'Ellena told WPRI-TV. "They erase the evidence, so no one sees the deadly price of their policies."

...

Records from the North Carolina Department of Adult Correction show Brown has a prior criminal history, including convictions for larceny, breaking and entering and armed robbery.

"Iryna was riding home on the train when a deranged monster, who had been arrested over a dozen times and was released through no-cash bail, stood up and viciously slashed a knife through her neck and body," President Trump said.

Don't worry: They have a new killer they're going to have to bury the evidence about.

They always have a new killer.

This guy has been let out of jail repeatedly. The last time, he attacked a liberal woman, who refused to press charges because she couldn't bear to see a "black man in jail."

So now she's accessory to the murder this lunatic thug committed.

Savanah Hernandez
@Savsays


May 11
WTF: So apparently this criminal, Rhamell Burke, attacked a young woman on the subway and chased her until she found police who could help her.

She then DECLINED to press charges because she "didn't want to put another black man in jail".

5 weeks later, Burke shoves a 76-year-old retired teacher down a flight of stairs, killing him.

And it gets WORSE because apparently NYPD officers had sent Burke to the Bellevue Hospital for psychiatric evaluation earlier that day and within FIVE HOURS of his release, he went on to kill 76-year-old, Ross Falzone, while still wearing his hospital PSYCHIATRIC BRACELET.

Burke had also already been arrested four times prior for assault, burglary and resisting arrest.

Yet another horrific death that could have been prevented if NYC had enacted basic law and order and put this man in prison where he belonged...

Another accessory to murder:

Sad! Woke hag Leslie Stahl feels "blindsided" that Bari Weiss pushed her aside for a Bibi Netanyahu interview and assigned it to some other liberal.


CBS News boss Bari Weiss blindsided "60 Minutes" legend Lesley Stahl by handing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's first major US broadcast interview since the Iran war to Major Garrett -- a CBS News veteran who isn't part of the iconic show's correspondent roster, according to a report.

The decision stunned staffers because Stahl, the longtime "60 Minutes" star, had spent months trying to land the Netanyahu sit-down, according to the Status newsletter. She was bypassed in favor of Garrett -- a respected Washington journalist who is currently chief White House correspondent at CBS News.

The move marked the second time in recent months that Weiss reportedly secured a marquee interview for "60 Minutes" only to hand the assignment to Garrett instead of one of the program's own correspondents.

In March, Weiss tapped Garrett to interview Secretary of War Pete Hegseth -- then instructed that the high-profile sit-down air on "60 Minutes" despite Garrett not being one of the program's correspondents, according to Status.

According to Status, tensions erupted after Weiss personally booked Netanyahu for the interview and once again assigned Garrett to conduct it rather than Stahl or another "60 Minutes" correspondent.


The move reportedly sparked frustration among correspondents and producers, who viewed Netanyahu as having effectively gone around the traditional "60 Minutes" team with Weiss' assistance.

Some staffers believed Netanyahu preferred Garrett because he was viewed as a more agreeable interviewer, according to the report.

He's no prize himself. But I assume Stahl is worse.

Below: Badly Aging Skank Anita Sarkesian femsplains why she refuses to debate any of her claims with anyone who disagrees with her.

She claims it's very easy for people to argue for the status quo, whereas it's very very hard for leftwing morons like her to argue for "social justice" positions.

You see, we can just "say three words" and win the day, but they are forced to explain complex ideas to push their POV.

Complex ideas like "you're racist," "you need to be faaaaiir," "you hate women," etc.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 06:33 PM (rbvCR)

2 Corgis summoned

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 06:34 PM (Sy6m/)

3 not enough time to listen to idiots

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 06:35 PM (CWTWj)

4 Colorado finally let Tina Peters out of jail.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

5 Little bit of profit taking in the market today.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:36 PM (qrzX6)

6 Thus, in Hostin logic: Florida stole its success from New York.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:38 PM (Fi81e)

7 What an exhausting week.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at May 15, 2026 06:38 PM (T/KJ0)

8 That Judge should swing next to the killer.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 06:38 PM (9maW1)

9 NEW: Repeat offender who had already been arrested several times this year, including for two assaults, killed an elderly man in an unprovoked attack in NYC.

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He was just turning his life around, too.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:39 PM (Fi81e)

10 Your way has been tried. While failing innocemt millions have been martyred, untold wealth squandered, achievement betrayed. You talk like a fag and your shit's all fucked up.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 06:39 PM (YlWIZ)

11 _The last time, he attacked a liberal woman, who refused to press charges because she couldn't bear to see a "black man in jail."_

--Who wants to break the news to her?

Posted by: logprof at May 15, 2026 06:40 PM (jo6FO)

12 It's on tape. Summary execution. Push him off the Empire State Building.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:40 PM (qrzX6)

13 All these people. They were just about to turn their lives around when the death of people they killed happened to them!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)

14 US orders travelers on Air Force One to throw away gifts, pins, and burner phones after China trip
President Trump and a delegation of U.S. officials left Beijing on Friday after two days of high-level talks with the Chinese government, led by President Xi Jinping.
Before boarding Air Force One, White House staffers and reporters had to surrender various items collected during the trip, including staff burner phones, credential badges, and lapel pins issued by China. Those traveling on Air Force One threw those objects in a bin at the bottom of the plane’s stairs, according to a journalist in the White House press pool.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 06:41 PM (O7XEN)

15 _The last time, he attacked a liberal woman, who refused to press charges because she couldn't bear to see a "black man in jail."_

Posted by: logprof at May 15, 2026 06:40 PM (jo6FO)
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Rigor mortis has been attained.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

16 This is a win-win for the AWFL. First, she got to virtue signal that she couldn't bear to see a "black man in jail." Now, she gets to be conspicuously remorseful be cause the man she let go murdered somebody. Both ways, she gets to be the center of attention. Main Character Syndrome baby!

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 15, 2026 06:42 PM (f0sNM)

17 I couldn’t get through the person explaining why she couldn’t debate her ideas because they were always going to be losing arguments because they were so good. Or something.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 06:43 PM (p4NUW)

18 >>The last time, he attacked a liberal woman, who refused to press charges because she couldn't bear to see a "black man in jail."_


I'm amazed she stopped running at the Cop and didn't continue fleeing until she found a Bear.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 06:43 PM (9maW1)

19 "New York's history has been one of colonization, exploitation and racial oppression"
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I give you: the New Age of Dumbassery!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:44 PM (Fi81e)

20 US orders travelers on Air Force One to throw away gifts, pins, and burner phones after China trip

Did they shake the dust from the bottom of their shoes, too?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 06:44 PM (9as64)

21 Fury in France as national toy revealed to be secretly made in China

The maker of Sophie la Girafe reportedly ran a ‘fake’ factory in France for years, while secretly producing the iconic toy in China

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 06:45 PM (O7XEN)

22 For some crimes, it is not really up to the victim to agree or decide to press charges or not. It is not a requirement.

Overall what we are witnessing is a deliberate strategy by government and elected officials, judges et al, to create anarchy and chaos by allowing and even encouraging criminals to run free and have “room to destroy”.

There is no forgiveness for this. Maybe God will, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 06:45 PM (L3c0T)

23 Bird hands.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 06:46 PM (QLpfE)

24 The party will struggle to recapture the White House and reclaim the Senate unless it can persuade some red-state voters to take a fresh look at it.
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That leaves out: fix the census again.

What was it estimated--that the Dems stole 5-6 seats by rigging the last census?

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e)

25 Hedge fund titan Ken Griffin and Marc Rowan both announced recently that they will move jobs out of New York in response to Mamdani's calls to "tax the rich."

It was a bit more than that - Mamdani painted a large target on Griffin's back by denouncing him in front of Griffin's house.

Griffin noted that the Sainted Luigi did his Righteous Killing of a corporate executive just a few blocks from Griffin's house.

As the Democratic Party grows steadily more nuts, it will become increasingly dangerous for prominent people hated by the mob to set foot in deep blue areas.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2026 06:46 PM (aD4fx)

26 The post is beyond depressing. Imma check out, watch kids' cartoons on Youtube, eat tortilla chips and drink scotch. Good luck to yall staying to digest this dreck.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 15, 2026 06:47 PM (JcF+m)

27 Oh hell, I'm not going to listen to that stupid bitch for 4 minutes 50 seconds.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)

28
Judge Marva Brown released Rhamell Burke under supervision at arraignment after he was accused of third-degree assault for attacking a couple, despite having two prior violent arrests just days earlier. One of those arrests came after he assaulted a police officer and resisted arrest while officers were trying to detain him for bringing a knife onto the subway.

“The personal effect of having an incarcerated family member is very strong with me and the work that I do each and every day.”

“In the decision-making process as a judge, we have to have people on the bench who see value in the lives of people who come from our communities.”

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This fat fool is openly admitting racial preference in sentencing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2026 06:47 PM (qsezt)

29 And Ms. Stahl? Maybe don’t be such a witch.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 06:47 PM (p4NUW)

30 One obvious move would be for the Democrats, who have hemorrhaged working-class voters, to abandon their stubborn support for politically radioactive racial preferences.
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... or rig the census again ...

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

31 Say what you like or dislike about these billionaires but they are driven. I'd do much the same if I had that kind of money.

I need to buy some lottery tickets.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 06:48 PM (D1E+2)

32 Well a 76 year old NY teacher voted for scum attackers running loose in the NY subway and streets.
Hey, pork, you voted for this.
No remorse

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at May 15, 2026 06:49 PM (jZ3ZM)

33 Overall what we are witnessing is a deliberate strategy by government and elected officials, judges et al, to create anarchy and chaos by allowing and even encouraging criminals to run free and have “room to destroy”.

Posted by: Common Tater

--It's called anarcho-tyranny.

Posted by: logprof at May 15, 2026 06:50 PM (jo6FO)

34 4 Colorado finally let Tina Peters out of jail.
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

It's a controversial decision. A lot of people on Polis' X comment believe that Peters was an attempted coup plotter and deserved to have served the full load.
Peters was convicted by a jury of mostly Republicans, you see.
(I don't think she was so sentenced, but she was so convicted.)

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

35 It’s just pseudo-intellectual twaddle, they think they are all sophisticated and shit. Intellectual Masturbation.

When they start swinging from lamp posts, maybe we’ll have turned the corner, I dunno. I don’t WANT this, but history …. clearly has this habit of giving just about everybody what they don’t want. We’re in this weird middle period where it’s too late to work within the system, and perhaps too early to just shoot the bastards. We’ll see.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 06:51 PM (L3c0T)

36 US orders travelers on Air Force One to throw away gifts, pins, and burner phones after China trip

Did they shake the dust from the bottom of their shoes, too?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


And took dilute HCl showers to get the nanobots.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 06:52 PM (VHUov)

37 We have a judges problem.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2026 06:52 PM (rJ48h)

38 A mural painted to honor Iryna Zarutska -- the Ukrainian refugee who was murdered while riding a North Carolina train -- is being taken down after outrage in Providence, Rhode Island.
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We have no representation.

People I have asked have never been able to answer me why it's okay that I'm offended that people find the name of Jesus "offensive".

This offends me. But that's okay. You just have to offend the right people.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:53 PM (Fi81e)

39 As the Democratic Party grows steadily more nuts, it will become increasingly dangerous for prominent people hated by the mob to set foot in deep blue areas.

I had lunch with an old friend, and we noted that some of the people we mutually know socially and professionally have gone completely off the deep end on social media - they really do think that they are living in Nazi Germany, and that the current Trumpian dictatorship needs to be removed by Any Means Necessary.

People like this now constitute a fair chunk of the country, and I don't think things are going to end well.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2026 06:53 PM (aD4fx)

40 "It's a controversial decision. A lot of people on Polis' X comment believe that Peters was an attempted coup plotter and deserved to have served the full load."

Shoe. Other foot. Blah Blah.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

41 Dear Ms Sarkeeesian, what you are saying in that 4:50 is that you will try and baffle them with bullshit,"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 06:54 PM (gu0hJ)

42 I don’t get how it’s supportive to allow someone to go free and make your community look even worse. Maybe a different tact would be to work with your community to get their acts together and prove those who believe it can’t be done wrong.

If that is a colonizing thought (which would be so ironic and hysterical at the same time as the stolen land you tread upon was mine, but I digress), then I suggest we look at big walls and you stay on that side of them with your community members.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 06:54 PM (p4NUW)

43 37 We have a judges problem.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2026 06:52 PM (rJ48h)

Bukele agrees. He was only able to get shit done in El Salvador after he fired a lot of his judges.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 06:54 PM (gKWVE)

44 "A mural painted to honor Iryna Zarutska -- the Ukrainian refugee who was murdered while riding a North Carolina train -- is being taken down after outrage in Providence, Rhode Island."

It might have been ok if it had not covered up the George Floyd mural.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

45 Overall what we are witnessing is a deliberate strategy by government and elected officials, judges et al, to create anarchy and chaos by allowing and even encouraging criminals to run free and have “room to destroy”.

Posted by: Common Tater
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The real game is Scientific Population Management.

All of this crap about representation and self-government is stone-age mythology to them.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:55 PM (Fi81e)

46 I don't care about Skeezian.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:56 PM (Fi81e)

47 As the Democratic Party grows steadily more nuts, it will become increasingly dangerous for prominent people hated by the mob to set foot in deep blue areas.
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And it will be increasingly necessary for everyone else to prevent anyone from exiting the blue areas.

Posted by: Methos at May 15, 2026 06:57 PM (vSvIl)

48 There are at least a 1000 more lunatics like Rhamell Burke on the streets of NYC at any given time. They are ticking time bombs and are the reason secure mental facilities are necessary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 06:57 PM (gu0hJ)

49 *types*
*deletes*

Democrat Party delenda est, with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

50 Also, we will be yeeting AWFLs over the wall to the community in which no black man has to be in jail.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 06:57 PM (p4NUW)

51 It's your duty to move to a Blue Shithole City in a Blue Shithole State so that they can suck your wealth to help save the "CHILDREN" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saint George of Floyd would be disappointed with you Dixie Loving Rebels and White Crackers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at May 15, 2026 06:57 PM (KvNjc)

52 A different tack, you mean. A nautical term, actually.

“Tact” is the art of persuading people to do something, without causing offense.

Posted by: Your Elderly English Teacher at May 15, 2026 06:59 PM (L3c0T)

53 The human sacrifice of AFWLs to forces of nature just has to be done. -- 21st-century Population Management

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:59 PM (Fi81e)

54 There are at least a 1000 more lunatics like Rhamell Burke on the streets of NYC at any given time. They are ticking time bombs and are the reason secure mental facilities are necessary
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 06:57 PM (gu0hJ)
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State-sanctioned monsters wreaking state-sanctioned violence on an unsuspecting and innocent populace.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 06:59 PM (RIvkX)

55 "...tensions erupted..."

Oh no!!!

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 07:00 PM (I0N4X)

56 I'll repeat myself. This summer is going to be nuts in blue cities. Less Fed money , criminals out of jail , the # of cops down. By the time November rolls around the independents will be voting Republican out of horror, even if the Republicans are idiots

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:01 PM (gu0hJ)

57 "New York's history has been one of colonization, exploitation and racial oppression"

All they have to do is say those magic words and then they can do any racist thing they can think of in the name of 'equity' and 'fairness'.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

58 We have a judges problem.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2026 06:52 PM (rJ48h)
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It's a variation of what Eisenhower warned us about.

The libs have only heard "Military-Industrial complex", but Ike was talking about self-knighted "experts" taking a republic away from the People.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e)

59 Also, as Bukele showed, all of this us done by a surprisingly small number.

Remove them and the problem magically disappears.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

60 "race-conscious policies to promote diversity or remedy past discrimination." This is Morrisey's wording, right?

What an idiot. This is the indefensible, inverted orwellian nonsense that degrades what's left of our civil society today. "Race-conscious" - like *anything* other than well-founded medical screening etc based on genotype - is RACISM. Period.

"Remedy past discrimination". WTF is that supposed to mean? "Remedy"? What are time machines involved? You can't "remedy" anything in the past.

So how many days before the absurd, RACIST CA proposed law is passed before a court is forced (despite its racist, authoritarian, and idiotic instincts) to put a stay on it?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:02 PM (U/Byj)

61 Blue States are hemorrhaging population. Beware Red States, beware.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 07:02 PM (Gqar8)

62 IMAGINE
Writer(s): LENNON, JOHN
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one...

🤬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 15, 2026 07:03 PM (NFX2v)

63 I have a question. A lot of the media I take in are going to substack type audio/video segments. You watch a clip of some incident that jumps to a hour plus video response when it ends.

Am I the only guy that doesn't sit through an hour long discussion on a five minute topic? How does one train hisself to do that? Maybe get a speaker have it run in the background whilst fiddling around in my shop?

Posted by: DanMan at May 15, 2026 07:03 PM (8uzBS)

64 New York City tourism ads write themselves.

Welcome to the Big Apple, bring your body armor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:03 PM (2GVsD)

65 "By the time November rolls around the independents will be voting Republican out of horror, even if the Republicans are idiots." This has barely happened in decades of rapid decline. But I suppose it's possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:03 PM (U/Byj)

66 She then DECLINED to press charges because she "didn't want to put another black man in jail".

Lady, it's obvious this guy wants you be in jail.
You were racist for not doing him a solid.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

67 A whole lot of games have tanked lately.

Oh, it was the Expedition 33 team she was talking to (i was trying to think of the other game studio.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 07:04 PM (zZu0s)

68 New York City tourism ads write themselves.

Welcome to the Big Apple, bring your body armor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:03 PM (2GVsD)
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We hope you don't get killed during your stay.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:04 PM (Fi81e)

69
the California State Assembly passed, by a 54--14 vote, a measure seeking to place on the November ballot a change in the state constitution to allow racial preferences in K--12 education and in higher-education scholarships.

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I have to take these New York and California things one at a time.

Why do you need "racial preferences" in kindergarten or grade school? I guess there are superior high schools that prep kids for college, so, I guess, discriminate away, racists. Harmeet Dhillon will catch up to you (or at least she'll threaten to).

But higher ed? Hasn't SCOTUS outlawed this? I utterly don't get it.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 07:04 PM (XJ22o)

70 In a few years the murder of Iryna Zarutska will be a hoax,

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2026 07:04 PM (LHPAg)

71 62
🤬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 15, 2026 07:03 PM (NFX2v)

Sadly, it is a very pleasant listenable tune.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 07:04 PM (Gqar8)

72 >>She was bypassed in favor of Garrett

Well that's a bit on the nose.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

73 For anyone looking for an update to what's happening in UK politics in the last 24 hours:

-- Starmer continues to act delusional and contrarian, digs in his heels, insists he'll be Prime Minister forever, goes even further left.

-- Top Labour minister -- and Starmer's one-time right-hand man -- quits, says Starmer is basically nuts and is ruining the party, and implies he will usrup the pMship from him.

-- The number of Labour MPs telling Starmer to step down passes 100, more than enough to trigger a new leadership election if Labour's rebel have the balls to do it.

-- There are ZERO viable, likable Labour politicians waiting nin the wings tio replace Starmer. Their "back bench" is incredibly shallow.

-- Random MP quits post out f the blue, to trigger a "by-election:" for just one seat, specifically so that popular leftie mayor Andy Burnham can get the seat, enter Parliament, at which ppint all of Labour would immediately voter for him to replace Starmer.

-- Monkeywrench: New poll shows that Burnham wouldn't even win the by-election, meaning he would be ineligible t be PM. Without him, they have no one.

Everything is in chaos, no one knows what to do.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 07:05 PM (Av6i5)

74 Isn't Hochul begging wealthy ex-New Yorkers to come back to help fund the generous benefits they "envision"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:05 PM (0sNs1)

75 The one who refused to press charges, your suicidal empathy is killing us.

Literally.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

76 Whenever I see factual evidence of Blue States "suffering" a the hand of Red States (in this case tax revenue leaving Blue States), you can almost be assured that in the not too distant future they will leverage their power to unconstitutionally attempt to penalize those leaving, and those welcoming.

Arguably, they HAVE tried some form of this by trying to tack on a "move out" tax and continued taxes on personal and business escapees...which got shot down. But, they won't give up. I suspect that when Dems again form the governmental majority they will approach this at the Federal level and re-write the tax code to discourage this.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 07:05 PM (dIske)

77 I miss California. It was such a fun place to be. Now they suck donkey balls and this idiot they have now is the worst they've had in twenty years.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 07:05 PM (D1E+2)

78 Oh, and back to Capt Squish (the porculent Morrisey). "Well-intentioned" idiots in blue states? "Well-intentioned"? LOL. So this dullard thinks crude wildly unconstitutional and vile racism is "well intentioned". Very insightful.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:06 PM (U/Byj)

79 Am I the only guy that doesn't sit through an hour long discussion on a five minute topic? How does one train hisself to do that? Maybe get a speaker have it run in the background whilst fiddling around in my shop?
Posted by: DanMan at May 15, 2026 07:03 PM (8uzBS)

If something's important, I'd prefer a transcript.

Or a shortened Cole's Notes version. We had a bookstore called Cole's years back and they'd have small 'cheat' books to summarize everything.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 15, 2026 07:06 PM (Sco7b)

80 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 07:06 PM (77rzZ)

81 Dear Mr Lennon, in Imagine you are calling for the extinction of the human race. Have a nice day.
Signed , Reality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:06 PM (gu0hJ)

82 Anita Sarkisian?

Talk about a face that sank a thousand games.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

83 Sharkassanan, has a nice layer of babyfat and wears makeup well. But she's crazy as a loon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 07:07 PM (9EFgU)

84 Everything is in chaos, no one knows what to do.
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 07:05 PM


If only there were a respected head-of-state who could exhibit leadership.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

85 Not that anyone should be surprised but the Supreme Court denied to hear Virginia's appeal of their illegal redistricting measure.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:07 PM (viF8m)

86 Everything is in chaos, no one knows what to do.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 07:05 PM (Av6i5)
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Because Logic is racist.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81e)

87
Mamdani released a 375-page Racial Equity Plan last month that said, "New York's history has been one of colonization, exploitation and racial oppression"; among other measures, the plan reaffirms the city's intent to steer contracts to minority-owned businesses.

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Are the recent SCOTUS decisions banning DEI so narrow that NYC can get away with this? Or is this some incomprehensibly stupid and stubborn attempt to brute-force a racist policy into action? Or is it just virtue-signaling, Mamdani and his dandies being completely aware that it will be shot down by the DoJ?

And while we're here, what's Harmeet Dhillon's record so far? She's always tweeting "This is concerning" but I don't know of any civil rights abusers that she's shut down.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 07:08 PM (XJ22o)

88 Sharkassanan, has a nice layer of babyfat and wears makeup well. But she's crazy as a loon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 07:07 PM (9EFgU)
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She's a 1.

As in, Rule #1.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:08 PM (Fi81e)

89 Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at May 15, 2026 06:49 PM (jZ3ZM)

Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You have no clue who this old guy voted for.

I hate this broad brush bullshit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 07:08 PM (0aYVJ)

90 "Everything is in chaos, no one knows what to do."

Fortunately it's just the UK, which isn't very important any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:09 PM (U/Byj)

91 I nominate Garret for the new Prime Minister of Great Mittens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD)

92 Not that anyone should be surprised but the Supreme Court denied to hear Virginia's appeal of their illegal redistricting measure.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:07 PM (viF8m)
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Which leaves it where?

Or does Scamburger have a pen and a phone?

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e)

93 Those who a committing these common crimes are, in reality, agents of the exclusive class. These judges, FBI, and all the other acronyms belong in jail now.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 07:10 PM (9EFgU)

94 Oh, and back to Capt Squish (the porculent Morrisey). "Well-intentioned" idiots in blue states? "Well-intentioned"? LOL. So this dullard thinks crude wildly unconstitutional and vile racism is "well intentioned". Very insightful.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:06 PM (U/Byj)

Anyone who has good intentions but never changes their actions when they fail over and over and over does not have good intentions. They are just liars as well as evil.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 07:10 PM (8avO+)

95 Have pen and phone, will trespass.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:10 PM (Fi81e)

96 Wait a minute...what, exactly, is the status quo in 2026, Anita? Who's challenging what here?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 15, 2026 07:10 PM (XMwZJ)

97 >>Which leaves it where?

>>Or does Scamburger have a pen and a phone?

Leaves it dead. Dems spent $70 million to face plant.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:10 PM (viF8m)

98 Hopefully Spamburgler is behind a NoVa truck stop sucking chrome off trailer hitches while Jay Jones is turning tricks in the men's room.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:11 PM (2GVsD)

99 Just yesterday Comey said is stays in contact with his buds at the agency. Every one of those bud's belong in jail.
This is going on too long.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 07:11 PM (9EFgU)

100 From Ed Morrissey, Steve Jobs' Useless Widow's Vanity Project The Atlantic says that Democrats must reduce the toxicity of their brand by denouncing racist preferences, but will not.

Dems have replaced real voters with illegals, the dead, and just plain fake votes.

This is why they can keep going more and more insane and not lose, by much, at the ballot box.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 07:11 PM (sKqQm)

101 And it gets WORSE because apparently NYPD officers had sent Burke to the Bellevue Hospital for psychiatric evaluation earlier that day and within FIVE HOURS of his release, he went on to kill 76-year-old, Ross Falzone, while still wearing his hospital PSYCHIATRIC BRACELET.

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Who ever gave this douche bag his psychiatric evaluation should lose their credentials for life and be be sued into poverty. Probably more than one person had a hand in rubber stamping his evaluation which was clearly erroneous if not criminal.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 15, 2026 07:12 PM (THY4u)

102 Leaves it dead. Dems spent $70 million to face plant.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:10 PM (viF8m)
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Wasn't it really that the main issue is that the Dems couldn't just count anything they wanted to cite as an "intervening election"?

And that was the main swindle.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:13 PM (Fi81e)

103 We know Spamburger is CIA and another pol in MN, article said they have 21 plants.
Why are they walking the streets?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 07:13 PM (9EFgU)

104 90 "Everything is in chaos, no one knows what to do."

Fortunately it's just the UK, which isn't very important any more.

Posted by: rhomboid


Best-case scenarios is actually that Starmer goes nuclear on his own party, and calls a snap election rather than face an inter-party leadership election, but it backfires and Reform wins the election, and Labour gets thrown out of power entirely and forever.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 07:13 PM (Av6i5)

105 SC rejects Virginia appeal. Guess Temu Obama Hakeem holding his breath didn't sway the court

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:13 PM (gu0hJ)

106 75 The one who refused to press charges, your suicidal empathy is killing us.

Literally.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

The words I have for her and that disgusting judge would get me banhammered. I'd deserve it, but I'd go out in a blaze of foul mouthed glory.

Posted by: moki at May 15, 2026 07:13 PM (wLjpr)

107
This is a win-win for the AWFL. First, she got to virtue signal that she couldn't bear to see a "black man in jail."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

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Can't remember where I saw it, but I think she's black.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 07:14 PM (XJ22o)

108 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 07:08 PM (0aYVJ

Thanks. I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:15 PM (7RYym)

109 {{{moki}}}

Let the Lava Flow!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

110 Oh, and back to Capt Squish (the porculent Morrisey). "Well-intentioned" idiots in blue states? "Well-intentioned"? LOL. So this dullard thinks crude wildly unconstitutional and vile racism is "well intentioned". Very insightful.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:06 PM (U/Byj)

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In fairness, attributing "good intentions" to liberal bullshit has a long tradition, including Rush Limbaugh.

Even not wanting to see another black man in jail is arguably a "good intention", however incredibly vacuous a sentiment.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:15 PM (Fi81e)

111 “I now have the autonomy to be my authentic self on the bench and make decisions without fear of reprisals that might be contrary to what mainstream media people, who don’t see value in my people or our community, agree with.”

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So she is saying that she represents black people and ALL of the black people are OK with assaulting white people?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 15, 2026 07:16 PM (THY4u)

112 The hardest part was trying to understand "the parliamentary system" politics. it's so alien to the American mind, that it's like trying to learn Chinese, Navajo or some other non-Indo-European language. Just makes your brain hurt.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 07:16 PM (Av6i5)

113 I am sick to death of minorities. I guess I should not have said that out loud.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 07:16 PM (Gqar8)

114 Judge Marva Brown...
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Another "fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2026 07:16 PM (TN0g+)

115 >>Wasn't it really that the main issue is that the Dems couldn't just count anything they wanted to cite as an "intervening election"?

The Virginia Constitution is explicit about how things like redistricting can be done. Nothing vague about it, black letter law.

Democrats just ignored it and insisted that courts should wait until after the vote to rule. They did. And they found, unsurprisingly, that Democrats violated the Virginia Constitution.

This was not a close call or some arbitrary ruling by the Virginia Supreme Court which was majority appointed by Democrats. Low IQ Hakeem gambled and got it shoved right up his ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:17 PM (viF8m)

116
Let the Lava Flow!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

lol!

{{NaCly}}

How are you good sir???

Posted by: moki at May 15, 2026 07:17 PM (wLjpr)

117 Best-case scenarios is actually that Starmer goes nuclear on his own party, and calls a snap election rather than face an inter-party leadership election, but it backfires and Reform wins the election, and Labour gets thrown out of power entirely and forever.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 07:13 PM (Av6i5)

I'd love to see that happen.
I'm not sure if Starmer would go that far for revenge, though.

His strategy right now seems to be trying to wait everybody out for a few months until it all blows over and he can go back to fucking everything up as usual until 2029.

I don't think that's going to work out too well for him, but I'll enjoy watching the show at any rate.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 07:17 PM (6ydKt)

118 In fairness, attributing "good intentions" to liberal bullshit has a long tradition, including Rush Limbaugh.

Even not wanting to see another black man in jail is arguably a "good intention", however incredibly vacuous a sentiment.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:15 PM (Fi81e)

Speak to a liberal for 10 minutes and your faith in good intentions will be gone for life. They are poison.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 07:17 PM (8avO+)

119 Everything is in chaos, no one knows what to do."
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I think the people whom you would deafen yourself to never hear know something about what to do.

You've just already taken off the board things that work.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:17 PM (Fi81e)

120 Best-case scenarios is actually that Starmer goes nuclear on his own party, and calls a snap election rather than face an inter-party leadership election, but it backfires and Reform wins the election, and Labour gets thrown out of power entirely and forever.
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 07:13 PM (Av6i5)
______________________

I think Starmer is going to sicc law enforcement on the key figures of the Reform Party. At first it will be, somewhat, covert. But, as it becomes more public (which is much slower in the UK due to out and out censorship), there are going to be incidents. Nasty, bloody, bone breaking incidents. I do, actually, think the UK is going to get very nasty (as in the State Dept. doesn't not recommend travel to the UK at this time nasty).

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 07:18 PM (dIske)

121 That Judge should swing next to the killer.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 06:38 PM (9maW1)

Machine gun pinata.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 07:18 PM (snZF9)

122 @113 don't feel bad. There are a lot of vids on YouTube showing blacks have black fatigue concerning other blacks behavior. Pretty interesting to see

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:18 PM (gu0hJ)

123 I suspect that when Dems again form the governmental majority they will approach this at the Federal level

It is speculated that one of the reasons Mamdani deferred NYC's pension payments is that all the insolvent blue government pension plans will get bailed out anyway if the D's win in 2028.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2026 07:18 PM (aD4fx)

124 Just yesterday Comey said is stays in contact with his buds at the agency. Every one of those bud's belong in jail.
This is going on too long.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 07:11 PM


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who reminds The Horde that "Nothing will happen." at May 15, 2026 07:18 PM (0sNs1)

125 Thanks. I agree with you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:15 PM (7RYym)

*kicks dirt* Sorry I said some swears. I was kind of het up.

You're a treasure.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 07:18 PM (0aYVJ)

126 The hardest part was trying to understand "the parliamentary system" politics. it's so alien to the American mind, that it's like trying to learn Chinese, Navajo or some other non-Indo-European language. Just makes your brain hurt.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 07:16 PM (Av6i5)
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England is the mother country of every American, and any conservative should have a passing familiarity with the British parliamentary system.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 15, 2026 07:19 PM (AvK7x)

127 Marva, no it was Mulva

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:19 PM (gu0hJ)

128 Anybody think that Starmer just announced what everybody projected about Trump?

Wonder where the "He's NOT LEAVING #10!" hysterics will be.

....

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:19 PM (Fi81e)

129 zombie

Thank you for your concise update.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

130 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:20 PM (T8bqm)

131 Let the Lava Flow!!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 07:15 PM


The bass player has begun his solo?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

132 Guess people move with their pocketbook

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

133 130 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:20 PM (T8bqm)

"Fuck you, war"???

Posted by: moki at May 15, 2026 07:21 PM (wLjpr)

134 I suspect Anita Sarkesian would be highly disappointed to learn that I don't want her dead. I merely want to be left alone. To the extent that I want anything involving her, it would be for her to see the light or at least give up meddling destructively in our culture.

Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2026 07:22 PM (FMtrg)

135 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?
Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:20 PM


Mary Ann, .45 ACP, longbow.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

136 moki

I am doing better than December.

One of the widows I walk with can go two miles with me getting in about 15 words in. She really has some lava flow issues.

All the widows I walk with are older than me; she told me the last hike her doctor had called hisPA in to feel the muscles on her legs, which "Outstanding muscles for a woman of her age." I kept out of that one-way conversation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

137 Just yesterday Comey said is stays in contact with his buds at the agency. Every one of those bud's belong in jail.
This is going on too long.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 07:11 PM

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You're talking about people who thought it was a valid story that the SPLC had "embeds" in racist organizations like they were law enforcement or something.

This does not get better. Man and Sin is why.

Maranatha!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:23 PM (Fi81e)

138 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?
Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:20 PM


BTW, Nothing Will Happen Guy already commented.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:24 PM (0sNs1)

139 We, as a nation, need to decouple from Chi-nah. That socialist 2 day dog and pony show was ridiculous. We need to stop propping up that backward commie hellhole.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 07:24 PM (GD0B3)

140 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?
Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:20 PM

Mary Ann, .45 ACP, longbow.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)
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Definitely long bow--I mean fuck those crossbow wankers!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e)

141
Blue states have bled $2 trillion in wealth to red states in the last decade

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Yes, as the billionaires who thought these coercive commie policies were great stuff a few years ago are now leaving people like me to the dust they made of a once-great state.

Sergei Brin literally escapes the Soviet Union, comes to California and does his best to re-create it, gets threatened by the very Red Guard he helped to raise with a confiscatory tax of his wealth, and decamps to Lake Tahoe in Nevada, horrified at the prospect of living with the consequences of his actions.

Now that billionaire tax is heading for struggling middle-class me -- not because I'm a billionaire, but because the supposed one-time billionaire tax actually allows Cali to tax anyone anytime.

Thanks, Sergei. And say Hi to your fellow come-lately friend Bill Ackman.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 07:24 PM (XJ22o)

142 Men in Black is on .
One of my all time favorite lines
People are smart
. A person is smart, people are dumb , panicky , dangerous animals and you know it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:25 PM (gu0hJ)

143 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?

"I'm leaving now"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:25 PM (7RYym)

144 Way too many capitalists, the cooks and the musks, are contributing to the rope.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)

145 Let the Lava Flow!!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 07:15 PM

The bass player has begun his solo?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
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Cue Stonehenge....

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:25 PM (Fi81e)

146 England is the mother country of every American, and any conservative should have a passing familiarity with the British parliamentary system.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 15, 2026 07:19 PM (AvK7x)

"King Ralph" was, nonironically, helpful here.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 07:25 PM (gKWVE)

147 "What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?"

I'm sorry, dear.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

148 Accomack

To spouse: "It's my fault." Is that the phrase?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

149 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?


Make my day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 07:26 PM (snZF9)

150 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?
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I have a gun.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:26 PM (Fi81e)

151 "What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?"

I'm sorry, dear.
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 07:25 PM (vFG9F)
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Nope that just defrays one.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:27 PM (Fi81e)

152 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?
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I have a gun.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:26 PM


To be fair, that's four words.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 15, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

153 >>"What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?"


Jobs. J ... O ... B ... S

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 15, 2026 07:27 PM (9maW1)

154 In the parliamentary government the most gay wins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:28 PM (gu0hJ)

155 Rhamell may not be right for you. Do not use the subway if Rhamell There.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2026 07:28 PM (LHPAg)

156 "I'm sorry, dear.
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 07:25 PM (vFG9F)
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Nope that just defrays one.
Posted by: Axeman"

The only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

157 3 words to win every argument

Dead or maimed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:29 PM (gu0hJ)

158 Everything is in chaos, no one knows what to do.
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 07:05 PM (Av6i5)

I know exactly what to do.

The Elagabalus Method.

I can't think of a modern politician more deserving of this.

Posted by: Nelly at May 15, 2026 07:29 PM (6+ehB)

159 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?
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I have a gun.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:26 PM

To be fair, that's four words.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 15, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)
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In fairness, you undid my strikethrough.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:29 PM (Fi81e)

160
3 words to win every argument
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Say that again?


(Usually they can't. Or won't.)

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 07:29 PM (XJ22o)

161 138 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?
Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:20 PM

___________________________

Hold My Beer!!!

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 07:30 PM (dIske)

162 154 In the parliamentary government the most gay wins
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:28 PM (gu0hJ)

Wanna wrestle?

Posted by: Denny Hastert at May 15, 2026 07:30 PM (gKWVE)

163 US SUPREME COURT DENIES VIRGINIA'S REDISTRICTING APPEAL

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 07:30 PM (O7XEN)

164 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?

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Who dressed you ?

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 07:31 PM (GD0B3)

165 3 words: I already won.

Then you stick your fingers in your ears and incant: La la la--I can't HEAR you!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e)

166 SMOD

Expected, but welcome.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

167 You smell bad.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:32 PM (Fi81e)

168 Fake gay and lame?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

169

CAFE

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 07:32 PM (3ek7K)

170 150 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?
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I have a gun.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:26 PM (Fi81e) Every citizen who is not crazy or a criminal should have the right to own a gun and use it to protect themselves, after training,

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2026 07:32 PM (LHPAg)

171 "A pirate walks into a bar. He’s walking bow legged, because he has a steering wheel chained between his knees.

The bartender asks the obvious, “Why do you have a steering wheel chained between your legs?”

The pirate answers, “Yaaaaarr, I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts! "

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (GD0B3)

172 Suck my dick!

Posted by: Bea Arthur at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

173 82 Anita Sarkisian?

Talk about a face that sank a thousand games.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

She is a cancer in the gaming industry. Has no interest in gaming at all. Any company dumb enough to hire her deserves to go under.
She offers nothing and is getting rich off of it.

Posted by: Nelly at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (6+ehB)

174
US SUPREME COURT DENIES VIRGINIA'S REDISTRICTING APPEAL
Posted by: SMOD

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No noted dissents. Was it too much even for Jumanji?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (XJ22o)

175
"Repeat Offender and Broadway Dancer"

I'm told that the Arts are a sign of an advanced society.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (HdYcL)

176 SMOD

Can you imagine Roberts wanting more Justices with the mental acuity of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson?

"We can turn him" with this argument.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

177 I like “fuck you, war” but all I could think of was “shut up commie”.
I have a wife so I know that nothing polite or sensible works

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (T8bqm)

178 I have a gun.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:26 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy1-MIuekQE

Posted by: GySgt Hartmann at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

179 I could have told the rich people this twenty years ago.
I studied where I wanted to settle down and live back then.
Low taxes and conservative values. It wasn't a hard decision.
Never looked back. Is my state perfect? No. But every political office I vote in is held by a conservative Republican. From my towns mayor to my state rep. and state senator. My governor, my rep. in Washington and both of my U.S. senators, and my President. What more can I do? Except vote for what I want.
I want to live in a decent place that has values and common sense. No place is perfect but I'm close to it. Socialism does not work it drains your wallet.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 07:35 PM (NWIIQ)

180 Who ever gave this douche bag his psychiatric evaluation should lose their credentials for life and be be sued into poverty. Probably more than one person had a hand in rubber stamping his evaluation which was clearly erroneous if not criminal.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 15, 2026 07:12 PM (THY4u)


OTOH, I would think it effectively eliminates the possibility of an insanity defense, since he was literally expert-certified sane right before the murder.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 07:35 PM (Sy6m/)

181 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?

"Here's the data."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 07:49 PM (vTZFs)

182 Our ideas are easy to explain because they are common sense. Lies filled with nonsense are much harder to get people to agree to.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 15, 2026 07:57 PM (954tc)

183 What strikes me is the judge didn't do Rhamell Burke any favors either. He might have gone to jail for a year or two, now he goes away for life. Maybe he could have reformed, got some psychiatric help.

And a man is dead.

The only one who benefited was the judge and her social signaling.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM (954tc)

184 181 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?

"Use your eyes."

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 15, 2026 08:00 PM (954tc)

185 What really sad is we ever lose any debate with these dipshits. What's sad is I have to do more than raise an eyebrow over their nonsense to make them shut up forever.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 15, 2026 08:01 PM (954tc)

186 What are the 3 words we say that wins every argument?

That's not true

Posted by: Halfhand at May 15, 2026 08:29 PM (9yZMF)

187 "remedy past discrimination"....

Past, alright. Coming up on three generations past.

Beneficiaries of these policies are getting preferences based on discrimination against their grandparents, and sometimes great-grandparents 60+ year ago.

People are getting screwed by these policies simply because of a lack of melanin, even if their great or grand parents didn't take the place of a "deserving black person" because, for instance, they are second generation European immigrants.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 16, 2026 12:11 AM (a+u3Q)

Biden Loyalist and Registered Democrat Eric Ciaramella Perjured Himself in Denying Coordination with Adam Schiff Before Launching ImpeachmentGate 1.0

This guy was a key cog in nearly every anti-Trump conspiracy in government.



A former inspector general who fast-tracked a "whistleblower" complaint that led to the first impeachment of President Trump in 2019 knew the whistleblower was a registered Democrat and Joe Biden loyalist yet still determined his complaint was "a matter of urgent concern that appeared credible," according to newly declassified documents.

The documents also reveal the anonymous whistleblower secretly met with the Democratic staff of former House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff prior to submitting his complaint in August 2019.

Yet under direct questioning, the whistleblower -- later identified by RealClearInvestigations as intelligence analyst Eric Ciaramella -- failed to disclose those contacts in interviews with IG investigators or on whistleblower forms, according to more than 350 pages of intel briefings Schiff classified as secret and locked up in a Capitol vault.

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Rick Crawford released the papers Monday morning after National Intelligence Director Tulsi Gabbard declassified them late last week. Justice Department insiders say the documents factor into an ongoing grand jury investigation into an alleged "grand conspiracy" by former Obama and Biden officials to illegally target Trump in political espionage activities.

Nonetheless, IG Michael Atkinson, then the intelligence community's top watchdog, did not question the whistleblower's political motivations, truthfulness or credibility.

This is the guy who rewrote the rules of what makes a "whistleblower" so that he could accept this second-hand hearsay and investigate it -- and then claimed the fact he changed the definition in the days after Eric Ciaramella whined to him was just a coincidence.


Atkinson conducted no investigation of his interactions with Schiff staffers to see if political bias played a role in the preparation of his complaint, which alleged that Trump "had clearly committed a criminal act" in a 30-minute phone call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. During that call, which was reported listened to by dozens of people, Trump told Zelenskyy "I would like you to do us a favor," and help investigate Biden's son's role in the Burisma scandal. It was later alleged that Trump held up Ukraine funding to force that assistance, which never came. The whistleblower was not in the White House at the time to witness the phone call and relied instead on the account of former White House colleague and political ally Alexander Vindman, who is now seeking a U.S. Senate seat in Florida as a Democrat.

Second-Hand Hearsay

An Obama holdover, Atkinson formally notified Schiff of the complaint in September 2019, paving the way for its release to the public.

By allowing a second-hand hearsay complaint to be processed, Atkinson bent the longstanding rules of his office, according to the declassified briefings.

He also transmitted the information to Schiff over the objections of then-acting National Intelligence Director Joseph Maguire, who had a legal opinion from the DOJ which overruled Atkinson's determination that the complaint was credible and urgent enough to warrant disclosure to Congress.

"The complainant's allegations appear credible to me," Atkinson insisted in a Sept. 19, 2019, briefing before Schiff's committee.

Atkinson called then-FBI Director Christopher Wray's chief of staff and briefed him on the complaint before filing a criminal referral with the bureau to investigate the allegations.

Atkinson also testified about the whistleblower and his complaint during a classified session held on Oct. 4, 2019, during which he stated, "The complainant was not politically biased in any way."

...

Atkinson refused to disclose the identity of the whistleblower "even now in a classified setting," because he said he felt compelled to "honor" his "request for confidentiality" -- even though the IG has the authority to disclose such information in the course of an investigation.

At the same time, however, Atkinson revealed that the whistleblower disclosed under questioning by his team of three investigators that he was "a registered member of the Democratic Party [and] had a prior professional relationship with one of the Democratic presidential candidates for the 2020 election."

Ciaramella is listed in voting records as a registered Democrat. He worked directly with Vice President Biden on national security issues involving Ukraine and Russia. Ciaramella was even involved in internal Obama White House discussions over Burisma and Hunter Biden, as RCI also first reported.

These facts did not raise flags with Atkinson.

"There is no indication of any misconduct by the complainant related to this disclosure," Atkinson briefed the committee, adding that "the complainant has played by the rules."

...

Then-House Intelligence member John Ratcliffe, now CIA director, said Schiff's office coached the whistleblower on how to file a complaint under intelligence community whistleblower protections before steering him to Atkinson, who facilitated the processing of his complaint, despite numerous alarms sounded by career Justice Department lawyers who reviewed it.

The department's Office of Legal Counsel ruled that the complaint involved "foreign diplomacy," not intelligence, contained "hearsay" evidence based on "secondhand" information, and did not meet the definition of an "urgent concern" that needed to be reported to Congress. Still, Atkinson worked closely with Schiff to pressure the White House to make the complaint public.

Former CIA analyst Fred Fleitz said cloaking the Biden CIA detailee in the whistleblower statute provided him cover from public scrutiny. By making Ciaramella anonymous, he was able to hide his background and motives.

More: the phone call that was the subject matter of ImpeachmentGate 2.0 -- the post-2020 election impeachment -- was, get this, illegally recorded.


Newly released depositions in Georgia confirm Federalist reporting that Democrats' attempt to imprison President Donald Trump for his 2020 election challenge in the state was based on a misinterpreted and illegally recorded phone call.

For years, Democrats and the propaganda press claimed President Donald Trump had asked Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to steal the election, and further claimed their allegations were supported by a Jan. 2, 2021, phone call between the two men. In fact, Trump asked Raffensperger to take seriously the legal challenge that his campaign had made, which cited numerous areas where votes were in question. The call became the foundation for an impeachment effort and for Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis' since-discredited and dismissed racketeering case against Trump and his allies.

The newly released testimony transcript confirms what The Federalist's Mollie Hemingway reported in 2024: The call wasn't just misconstrued, it was illegally recorded by Raffensperger's "second in command."

Jordan Fuchs -- Raffensperger's deputy chief of staff -- admitted under oath that she recorded the call while she was in Florida, a two-party consent state that requires all parties on a call to consent to a recording.

During the deposition, special prosecutor Nathan Wade, who was also Fani Willis' lover, noted that Fuchs received "use immunity" to testify before the grand jury, meaning she could admit what she had done without being prosecuted for any crime.

"I recorded the phone call," Fuchs admitted to the grand jury, shortly before admitting she immediately leaked it to The Washington Post, which had won a Pulitzer Prize in 2018 for its role in perpetuating the lie that Trump stole the 2016 election by colluding with Russia.

The call was the centerpiece of Democrats' and the propaganda press's "Get Trump" lawfare. Fuchs provided another leak to The Washington Post about another phone call from Trump a few days later. The Post later admitted its source -- Fuchs -- had provided false information about that call.

"The Post misquoted Trump's comments on the call, based on information provided by a source. Trump did not tell the investigator to 'find the fraud' or say she would be 'a national hero' if she did so. Instead, Trump urged the investigator to scrutinize ballots in Fulton County, Ga., asserting she would find 'dishonesty' there. He also told her that she had 'the most important job in the country right now,'" read The Washington Post's correction.

"Several other major media outlets -- including NBC, ABC, USA Today, PBS, and CNN -- 'confirmed' the fabricated quotes from the Post's anonymous source by, get this, citing their own anonymous sources," Mark Hemingway explained. House Democrats would go so far as to cite the fake contents in their impeachment proceedings against Trump.

Raffensperger's office and the media they leaked to made it seem as though Trump was asking Raffensperger to commit fraud or do something illegal. But as The Federalist's Mollie Hemingway pointed out, "Anyone familiar with the lawsuit knew Trump was saying his team had already 'found' nearly 150,000 irregular or fraudulent votes and simply needed the secretary of state's office to agree ... just that fewer than 10 percent of them were problematic." The provision of information from the secretary of state's office was sought in part because of the urgent timing issues in play. The court date the Trump team had secured for their legal challenge was Jan. 8, after Congress was scheduled to certify the Electoral College votes.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 Nothing will happen

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 05:31 PM (bOS38)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at May 15, 2026 05:32 PM (iVUs+)

3 Oh well, I beat the blade!

Posted by: GF at May 15, 2026 05:33 PM (iVUs+)

4 ST

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:33 PM (uK2Q4)

5 the BLADE is missing!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:34 PM (8avO+)

6 re 1: true, they'll stall till a dem in president

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 05:34 PM (CWTWj)

7 Another player in the Coup D'etat

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Lt Col Bearclaws and his brother should be rotting in a Military Prison.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 05:35 PM (9maW1)

9 the BLADE is missing!

Maybe he took it to be sharpened. It was getting rather dull.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 05:37 PM (OYsYV)

10 I like how they go 'record show' and 'intelligence analyst' when talking about Ciamerella. Acting as if no one knows who he is.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 15, 2026 05:37 PM (zZu0s)

11 And you will not see a photo of Mr. Ciaramella because protected status and Democrat. But I repeat myself.

Posted by: fly gal at May 15, 2026 05:37 PM (EIbjg)

12 I'm waiting don't doctor the throw don't a children. Didn't's laughing look. Shouldn't of ace the you women of undefined what no

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at May 15, 2026 05:38 PM (abIsI)

13 I would like to see Chris Wray learn more about hemp rope.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 05:39 PM (abIsI)

14 OT, but if anyone owns Shell Oil stock, better sell it quick.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 15, 2026 05:39 PM (0U5gm)

15 Eric C.I.A.ramelli ; amiright?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:39 PM (BbO+r)

16 I'm sure Comey would tell us that no prosecutor would prosecute perjury.

Someone should probably tell Oliver North that....

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:39 PM (Fi81e)

17 i see fox biz news is reporting the doj is looking into get an indictment against fauci

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 05:40 PM (CWTWj)

18
What difference does it make now?
Old news
Asked and answered
No credible evidence
Experts say
Winger obsession
Backlash against the GOP
Wouldn't have made a difference
Questioning democracy
Focused on the needs of hard-working Americans

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 05:40 PM (HdYcL)

19 No prosecutor would prosecute just mail fraud, would they?!

I mean, it's only mail fraud.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:40 PM (Fi81e)

20 What’s wrong with Shell Oil stock?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:40 PM (BbO+r)

21 Another glow in the datk cia glow monkey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:40 PM (uK2Q4)

22 Prisons should be full, but they won't be. The damage has been done so let's just all forget about it. At least that will be the media take on this mess.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 05:40 PM (NWIIQ)

23 what 21 said

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 05:41 PM (CWTWj)

24 Well thankfully the polls show that GA is very unlikely to pick Rat burger as the R candidate for governor.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2026 05:41 PM (PV+Zw)

25 Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 05:40 PM

Good!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 05:41 PM (OYsYV)

26 What difference does it make now?
Old news
Asked and answered
No credible evidence
Experts say
Winger obsession
Backlash against the GOP
Wouldn't have made a difference
Questioning democracy
Focused on the needs of hard-working Americans

You forgot “DeBunked”. Debunked conspriacy theory. Bonus points for “climate/election deniers” LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:41 PM (BbO+r)

27 An Obama holdover
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You misspelled hold-up artist.

Easy mistake.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:42 PM (Fi81e)

28 "Biden Loyalist and Registered Democrat Eric Ciaramella Perjured Himself in Denying Coordination with Adam Schiff Before Launching ImpeachmentGate 1.0"


At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: hillary clinton at May 15, 2026 05:42 PM (0N4FZ)

29 Speaking of Georgia, Keshia Lance Bottoms is the frontrunner on the Dem side for governor.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:43 PM (73/SM)

30 Crazy Ivan!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)

31 You forgot “DeBunked”. Debunked conspriacy theory. Bonus points for “climate/election deniers” LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:41 PM (BbO+r)
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The Wuhan leak theory was only temporarily debunked.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e)

32
This happened, like, a hundred years ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 05:43 PM (HdYcL)

33 “They stuck a fork in that pigs belly when she was pregnant! Groovy!”

Posted by: Meteorologist Bernadine Dohrn at May 15, 2026 05:44 PM (BbO+r)

34 This is what I'm referring to when I refer to "the coup."

It can't happen here. But it did.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

35 *yawns*

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at May 15, 2026 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

36 Shell decided to swap out their credit card for a branded mastercard. The new payments company sent out a card to the primary card holder. Any other card holder like a spouse or other family member did not get their data transferred.

As of this coming Sunday night, all of those old cards stop working, and those that are not furious enough to cancel their account will have to order a card for their family members and wait a week or more for a new card.

After spending nearly an hour on hold, I asked the temp worker if there were a lot of angry calls, and she said yes.

I expect hundreds of thousands of cancelled accounts.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 15, 2026 05:44 PM (0U5gm)

37 What difference does it make now?
Old news
Asked and answered
No credible evidence
Experts say
Winger obsession
Backlash against the GOP
Wouldn't have made a difference
Questioning democracy
Focused on the needs of hard-working Americans

You forgot “DeBunked”. Debunked conspriacy theory. Bonus points for “climate/election deniers” LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:41 PM (BbO+r)

You forgot:

Without evidence
Conspiracy theory

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 15, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

38 Adam Schiff should have been fed to the spiders and snakes decades ago. He's Chuck Schumer without the charm.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (D1E+2)

39 Cool story, jail time when?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (xcxpd)

40 Impeachment means nothing now. It's just a partisan weapon. Actually first used as a partisan weapon but at least they waited another 100 years before they rolled it out again. Now they use or threaten its use as easy as brushing their teeth.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (qrzX6)

41 something to cheer most of you up.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 05:34 PM (CWTWj)


Aside from the blown margins?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (iERP6)

42
1 in 5 American adults have a mental illness....

I'd say it's higher and closer to 13 in 33 when considering Trump Derangement syndrome.

* no math - that's 1/3 *

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (QVmho)

43 >>Fuchs received "use immunity" to testify before the grand jury, meaning she could admit what she had done without being prosecuted for any crime.


Ah, the exception to 4th amendment -- If it is an illegal search, but we give you immunity, then the fruit of that tree is no longer poison?

Give me a break.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (0MFDl)

44 Today I learnt that the Victorians used to dye wallpaper with an arsenic/sulfur compound. Someone published a book with examples of what to avoid which also contained samples... of the wallpaper.
So now that book is stored like the Necronomicon.
youtu.be/E_nTNdgZ738

Posted by: name of the rose at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (gKWVE)

45 Boxes need to grow to contain the links.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:47 PM (uK2Q4)

46
Look, if Trump resigns everything will calm down and normal political discourse will be restored.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 05:47 PM (HdYcL)

47 15 OT, but if anyone owns Shell Oil stock, better sell it quick.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 15, 2026 05:39 PM (0U5gm)

And then buy the dip?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 05:47 PM (xcxpd)

48 would like to see Chris Wray learn more about hemp rope.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Get familiar with the Vermeer woodchipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 05:48 PM (1IhIV)

49 So Ratshitbuger told his aide to record the call?

So he could claim it wasn't him that recorded it?

And then he further leaked it to the Dems so they could "subpoena" his aide to authenticate it?

And Kemp knew and knows all this because he was in on it as well.

I bet Erick Erickson is furiously typing 10,000 words right now and plotting his whole next week of shows defending Ratshitburger and his little faggoty buddy Gabe Sterling.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:49 PM (73/SM)

50 This fucker should have been buried years ago. It might be improper, but the Soviets didn't put up with this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 05:49 PM (jehhT)

51 Well earnings was way off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:49 PM (uK2Q4)

52 Impeachment means nothing now. It's just a partisan weapon. Actually first used as a partisan weapon but at least they waited another 100 years before they rolled it out again. Now they use or threaten its use as easy as brushing their teeth.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (qrzX6)
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Trump has had two floor-vote "impeachments".

And that's always been a potential.

I really love how revisionists acted like the Senate has a responsibility to take on any impeachment the House sends its way. When the House vote was thought to be a check on the impeachment powers of the Senate.

It's the Senate that was given impeachment removal powers. The House vote is just a check.

But that historical fact doesn't work in the Democrats favor, so.... new rules and new story!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:49 PM (Fi81e)

53 Look, if Trump resigns everything will calm down and normal political discourse will be restored.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 05:47 PM (HdYcL)
======

Give me what I want, and I'll go away.
-literally every thug in human history

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 05:49 PM (RIvkX)

54 Didn’t Fauci get a blanket presidential pardon?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 05:50 PM (WQvQz)

55 Grauniad: Climate campaigners attack Shell over ‘windfall’ profits from Iran war
You wanted higher prices to save the erf. Any Means Necessary.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 05:50 PM (gKWVE)

56 Related to Gnat blowing things...it's a noble cause.

Gina got her body back in a bodacious way. Rowr.

She's fighting Rhonda Rousey soon but...damn, I think she already won.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 05:50 PM (xcxpd)

57 Look, if Trump resigns everything will calm down and normal political discourse will be restored.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 05:47 PM (HdYcL)
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Probably what every still sensible person doesn't want.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

58 Today I learnt that the Victorians used to dye wallpaper with an arsenic/sulfur compound. Someone published a book with examples of what to avoid which also contained samples... of the wallpaper.
So now that book is stored like the Necronomicon.
youtu.be/E_nTNdgZ738
Posted by: name of the rose at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (gKWVE)

Thats just silly. Dont go licking the pages. Arsenic is not going to fly off the wall paper swatch and down your throat.

Although, that is a good movie reference. Sort of valid. 8/10

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 15, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s)

59 I heard she dropped 100 pounds. Is that right?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:51 PM (uK2Q4)

60 Adam is my main man! Hopefully when he goes to prison, we can be cellies and I will fuck him in the ass while he washes my socks and gives me his fruit cocktail.

Posted by: Ed Buck, killer fag at May 15, 2026 05:51 PM (j017i)

61 Gina got her body back in a bodacious way. Rowr.

She's fighting Rhonda Rousey soon but...damn, I think she already won.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 05:50 PM (xcxpd)

Yeah, she's hot as fuck. She had gone a bit Abuella.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 15, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)

62 I really love how revisionists acted like the Senate has a responsibility to take on any impeachment the House sends its way.
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Which "rule" Schumer discarded when the impeachment of Myorkas was sent to the Senate ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:53 PM (73/SM)

63 When Eric C, and the phone tap chick see consequences for their actions, I'll drop my drawers and shoot off rockets (obscure Don Rickles quote there)...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 15, 2026 05:53 PM (nbLIj)

64 Which "rule" Schumer discarded when the impeachment of Myorkas was sent to the Senate ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:53 PM (73/SM)
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That was (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e)

65 Impeachment is done by the House

But it’s up to the Senate to Convict

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:54 PM (BbO+r)

66 From zerohedge...yeah, yeah...
The forever war....

Tehran and Washington are truly not just back to square one, but it's as if no rounds of dialogue - direct or indirect - have even taken place. It's more like being back at square zero - and the US President has just acknowledged it.

President Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One Friday while departing Beijing that even the very first first sentence of Iran's latest proposal was "unacceptable" and blamed the Iranians for backtracking on the nuclear issue

If gas prices were normal, no-one would care.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 05:54 PM (Sco7b)

67 re 41: apologies if there was a problem with the pic, as ben turpin would, it looked ok to me

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 05:55 PM (CWTWj)

68 Look, if Trump resigns everything will calm down and normal political discourse will be restored.
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NeverTrump has been promising for over 10 years now that they will professionally craft an alternative to Trump.

And so far, they have:
1) agree with Democrats on everything.
2) ... tbd ...

... and now I realize, technically, they have delivered on that promise.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:56 PM (73/SM)

69 Of course, I saw some claimed IC whistle-blower on line who said that McConnell was a key part of January 6th, hoping to impeach Trump over it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

70 Didn’t Fauci get a blanket presidential pardon?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 05:50 PM


He got one of those auto pen pardons for any crimes committed from January 2014 through 19 January 2025.


Innocent people do not need pardons that cover 11 years.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 05:56 PM (0N4FZ)

71 Today I learnt that the Victorians used to dye wallpaper with an arsenic/sulfur compound. Someone published a book with examples of what to avoid which also contained samples... of the wallpaper.
So now that book is stored like the Necronomicon.
youtu.be/E_nTNdgZ738
Posted by: name of the rose at May 15, 2026 05:46 PM (gKWVE)

Thats just silly. Dont go licking the pages. Arsenic is not going to fly off the wall paper swatch and down your throat.

Although, that is a good movie reference. Sort of valid. 8/10
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 15, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s)

I remember an old guy back in the asbestos terror was mayor of a tiny town and they found the stuff in the school. Companies wanted hundreds of thousands to tear it out.

He did it himself since he was in his 80s, saved all that money.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)

72 Seems to be a systemic problem with trying to frame Trump for crimes, sometimes crimes that were committed.

Like some of the worst things totalitarian regimes. Have done.

Perhaps America is already ddad and the parasites are feasting on a still warm corpse.

Posted by: Operator Error at May 15, 2026 05:56 PM (yk/I+)

73 Can i get an Unexpectedly ! ???

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at May 15, 2026 05:57 PM (3ZUWJ)

74 NeverTrump has been promising for over 10 years now that they will professionally craft an alternative to Trump.

And so far, they have:
1) agree with Democrats on everything.
2) ... tbd ...


Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:56 PM (73/SM)
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Kryzinger was even promoting the Virginia gerry-lobstering and is out there promoting that Republicans will never learn their lesson if you don't vote blue.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e)

75 /off jug eared fuck nic

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

76 I can dig why two chicks are fighting, because they're making bank.

I would never have any relationship with them because they're violent whackjobs.

Can we have some babies? A family?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 05:59 PM (D1E+2)

77 I got here late. Did I miss the "nothing will happen." guy.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 15, 2026 05:59 PM (CyFyf)

78 I would guess that at least 80% of people would list Nixon when asked what Presidents have been impeached.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:59 PM (qrzX6)

79 I want Fauci in prison

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

80 And Cimarella in turn was retelling BearClaw's heresay as he was not actually on the call with Trump and Porshenko.

Bottom line, a lot of people need to meet the justice that can only be had at the gaping maw of an industrial wood chipper.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 06:00 PM (XV/Pl)

81 I want Fauci in prison

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 05:59 PM


I would rather see him shoved face first into a box with 10,000 sand fleas infesting it and left there to rot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 06:00 PM (0N4FZ)

82 Something positive about dealing with the Chinese...
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Prior to boarding Air Force One, Trump delegation had to dispose of *everything* given to them by their Chinese hosts...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 06:01 PM (jehhT)

83 I would rather see him shoved face first into a box with 10,000 sand fleas infesting it and left there to rot.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 06:00 PM (0N4FZ)

Just his head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

84 Impeachment is done by the House

But it’s up to the Senate to Convict

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:54 PM (BbO+r)
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True, but it is reasoning of the founders that the House vote was added to check the Senate from going wild with impeachment powers.

So, it was an added check.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:01 PM (Fi81e)

85 Oh crap, more 'news' from Deadline affecting hundreds of people.


"Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Sets Final Week Guests: Jon Stewart, Steven Spielberg, Bruce Springsteen & More"

To me, Springsteen will always be some old washed up rocker singing onstage during a No Kings happy day and sharing a split screen with Debbie whatshername Shultz.

That was freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 06:01 PM (Sco7b)

86 Prior to boarding Air Force One, Trump delegation had to dispose of *everything* given to them by their Chinese hosts...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 06:01 PM (jehhT)
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Emollients!!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:02 PM (Fi81e)

87 Posted by: Turn 2 at May 15, 2026 05:59 PM (CyFyf)

Practically every fourth post is "Nothing will happen" so no, you didn't miss it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)

88 "Prior to boarding Air Force One, Trump delegation had to dispose of *everything* given to them by their Chinese hosts..."

I had to get a shot for that.

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at May 15, 2026 06:04 PM (vFG9F)

89 Asbestos is practically unique, there has been no practical effective replacement. America has no “in between”, we go from one extreme to the other. Nurses selling cartons of Lucky Strikes to lung cancer patients in Hospitals, to arresting people smoking on deserted windswept public beaches.

They also banned Halon, one of the most effective fire suppression chemical yet devised for aircraft. I think existing stocks can be recycled into new firebottles.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 06:04 PM (BbO+r)

90 Why would they even have accepted anything?

When they land in the US, they should strip naked and set everything on fire- including the plane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s)

91 I had Asbestos Jammies from Sears.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 06:05 PM (uK2Q4)

92 I doubt any of these pricks will be prosecuted but if the Republicans were smart (I know) they could use it as leverage to cause a split between old Dems and the young crazies. Show the yungins they were excluded from a lot of positions of power by the behavior of the older Dems and get them fighting the older Dems. Worth a shot because I don't expect much else

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 06:06 PM (gu0hJ)

93 I want Fauci in prison
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I want him dumped in a shipping container somewhere on the ice of the Arctic equipped with machinery to automatically dispense just enough food to keep him alive and just enough heat to keep him from freezing but cold and just enough light he can barely see.

I want him to die cold, alone, forgotten and ranting insane.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 06:07 PM (73/SM)

94 Prior to boarding Air Force One, Trump delegation had to dispose of *everything* given to them by their Chinese hosts...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 06:01 PM


When I worked at the naval war college we had one professor who went to china for a conference. He came back and against every single rule brought his personal laptop into work. When it was over the entire network had to be shut down for weeks to scrub it clean.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 06:07 PM (0N4FZ)

95 >>> I had Asbestos Jammies from Sears.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 06:05 PM (uK2Q4

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Lucky you. Best I could do was grow up in a house built in 1920 that had asbestos shingles. I’m sure the paint was fine, though.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 15, 2026 06:07 PM (CyFyf)

96 Why would they even have accepted anything?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s)
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Etiquette?

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:08 PM (Fi81e)

97 The administration could, if they wanted, have all the Chinese trinkets and whatnot sent to another military base, have the stuff unpacked and electronically examined for bugs, or whatever.

Then... go back to whomever in China supplied that, and confront Xi.

Panda hates.. hates... hates exposure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 06:09 PM (jehhT)

98 Etiquette?
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:08 PM (Fi81e)

I'm in a bad mood. I say nuke china til they glow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

99 Then nuke them in the dark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

100 Tina Peters was given clemency by Colo governor. She'll be out 6/1. Never should have been in

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 06:09 PM (gu0hJ)

101 I would rather see him shoved face first into a box with 10,000 sand fleas infesting it and left there to rot.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Just his head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I'll save myself the time, and just tell myself to use "the power of AND."

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 06:11 PM (VHUov)

102 I had Asbestos Jammies from Sears.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 06:05 PM


I spent three years stationed on the Midway a WWII aircraft carrier. I slept on the O2 level right under the number two arresting wire. Every morning I would wake up with my face covered in asbestos knocked loose from the lagging from the pipes in the overhead.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 06:11 PM (0N4FZ)

103 Thanks for the hospitality and the trinkets, Chairman Xi.

Now, if you don't mind, when you're back is turned we're going to check all these things in in case you might be trying to blow up my plane on my way back.

Real-world diplomacy.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)

104 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at May 15, 2026 06:12 PM (2Ez/1)

105 Ratcliffe needs to release everything the CIA has on Covid.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1)

106 Gina Carano is down to 141lbs and looks very much in shape

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 06:13 PM (gu0hJ)

107
What do these people do all day, other than railroading innocent people, and covering for criminal acts by Democrats?

The Inspector General is tasked with looking for actual misconduct, not participating in it. The GA Secretary of State is supposed to ensure honest
elections. The cops are criminals.

What do they do all day?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2026 06:13 PM (L78T1)

108 I got introduced to Bruce Springsteen by a young fellow that came from NYC with a crew of Sicilians that opened Antonio's Flying Pizza in Houston. It was 1970-71. He drove a Triumph Spitfire with an unpainted front end (because he often bumped into people while tailgating) with a tapedeck that blasted early Bruce.

I quit listening at Nebraska...44 years of bad ballad bliss so far

Posted by: DanMan at May 15, 2026 06:14 PM (8uzBS)

109 PIA prison, please. For anyone, at this point.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 06:15 PM (wBaIH)

110 The head FISA judge during 2016- 2019 was one Rudolph Contreras. Contreras left the court in 2020.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:16 PM (z2aPa)

111 100 Tina Peters was given clemency by Colo governor. She'll be out 6/1.

The message was sent. As it was sent to the Christian bakers.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 06:16 PM (gKWVE)

112
What difference does it make now?
Old news
Asked and answered
No credible evidence
Experts say
Winger obsession
Backlash against the GOP
Wouldn't have made a difference
Questioning democracy
Focused on the needs of hard-working Americans
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Statute of limitations

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 06:16 PM (XJ22o)

113 >>> Practically every fourth post is "Nothing will happen" so no, you didn't miss it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)

>>> Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at May 15, 2026 06:12 PM (2Ez/1)

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"Too late, Too late."

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at May 15, 2026 06:17 PM (CyFyf)

114 Springsteen hasn't had a really good album since Darkness on the Edge of Town.

Never cared for Nebraska. And Born in the USA was as big a sellout as ever has been rumored in Rock. (Although, I defended it at the time.)

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)

115 Statute of limitations

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 06:16 PM (XJ22o)
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We can fix that.

Posted by: New York at May 15, 2026 06:18 PM (Fi81e)

116 I settled hundreds of WC asbestos claims in CA where the claimants were in their 80's and had been heavy smokers . Biggest legal scam ever. And I'm not saying significant asbestos exposure doesn't result in mesothelioma but that I had only one or two cases where that was a confirmed diagnosis. The rest were claims based on 'pre-markers'.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:19 PM (qrzX6)

117 I see. Impeachment then, was seen by the founders as a last resort for the House, tho not the first resort as seen today?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 06:19 PM (d6jY2)

118 I'm so old I remember "Nat Sec scum bag pulls coup on reformist president" was the leftwing movie of the week back in the day...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 06:19 PM (sKqQm)

119 Something will definitely happen!

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 15, 2026 06:19 PM (jYRYu)

120 all of these ppl are what happen when you give petulant children the keys to the kingdom, and circle the wagons around them protectively with rings of pliant reporters, judicial extremists, and other infrastructural and institutional machinery.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at May 15, 2026 06:19 PM (V87Oy)

121 I suppose we can say "Eric Ciaramella" now.

Since the Dems have stopped believing in stochastic terrorism and contracts forged by low opinions of someone.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:20 PM (Fi81e)

122 I see. Impeachment then, was seen by the founders as a last resort for the House, tho not the first resort as seen today?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 06:19 PM (d6j

That sums it up.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:21 PM (qrzX6)

123 >>>To me, Springsteen will always be some old washed up rocker singing onstage during a No Kings happy day and sharing a split screen with Debbie whatshername Shultz.

That was freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog

>Two of the most useless fucks in the media. I have no ill-will toward them, - they could buy and sell me, - but I don't have to listen to their shit. Go away.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 06:21 PM (D1E+2)

124 Iran is dumping oil into the Persian Gulf by the millions of barrels..

Where is our favorite Eco-Commie Gretra Thunberg ????

Posted by: Jackson at May 15, 2026 06:21 PM (KvNjc)

125 Hey. I've been busy. Had things to do.

Posted by: The person who always says that at May 15, 2026 06:21 PM (2Ez/1)

126 huh.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 06:22 PM (viF8m)

127 >>> Never cared for Nebraska. And Born in the USA was as big a sellout as ever has been rumored in Rock. (Although, I defended it at the time.)
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)

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I stopped listening to Springsteen once I learned "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band did a better cover.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 15, 2026 06:22 PM (CyFyf)

128 @114 I thought Darkness on the Edge of Town was his best album.
Nebraska produced Atlantic City, which The Band covered better than the original. Perfect for Levon's voice

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 06:22 PM (gu0hJ)

129 huh.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 06:22 PM (viF8m)

Huh huh ?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:22 PM (qrzX6)

130 >> settled hundreds of WC asbestos claims in CA where the claimants were in their 80's and had been heavy smokers .


I did so much asbestos install and removal in my life, it's kind of silly.

In our defense, the cigarette was there to filter out the asbestos.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 06:23 PM (9maW1)

131 Gina Carano lost 100 lbs. How? they always say working out and a diet of plain chicken, broccoli and rice.

But it's ALWAYS Ozempic and steroids.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 06:23 PM (wBaIH)

132 Practically every fourth post is "Nothing will happen" so no, you didn't miss it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that

"Too late, Too late."
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth


And it was literally the first comment, so the "in before" guy was left out in the cold.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 06:23 PM (VHUov)

133 I would love to see that Homo Adam Schiff put in jail...

In the same jail cell with Bubba from the Ozarks who has not seen a woman in 20 years.

SQUEAL LIKE PIG BOY .........

Posted by: Jackson at May 15, 2026 06:23 PM (KvNjc)

134 Iran is dumping oil into the Persian Gulf by the millions of barrels..

Where is our favorite Eco-Commie Gretra Thunberg ????

Posted by: Jackson at May 15, 2026 06:21 PM


If that turns out to be true that means they decided to go full saddam hussain. That is not going to work out well for them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

135 In the same jail cell with Bubba from the Ozarks who has not seen a woman in 20 years.

SQUEAL LIKE PIG BOY .........
Posted by: Jackson at May 15, 2026 06:23 PM (KvNjc)

Bubba's Russian?

Posted by: Is missing definite article, nyet? at May 15, 2026 06:24 PM (TbWk/)

136 @114 I thought Darkness on the Edge of Town was his best album.
Nebraska produced Atlantic City, which The Band covered better than the original. Perfect for Levon's voice

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 06:22 PM (gu0hJ)
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Yup. Springsteen is the musical equivalent of Star Wars.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:24 PM (Fi81e)

137 Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 06:23 PM (9maW1)

All the basements and piping in NY were covered with asbestos.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:25 PM (qrzX6)

138 Supposedly the IRGC has put a bounty on President Trump of 50 million pounds.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:26 PM (z2aPa)

139 The “Best Use” by far, and it probably isn’t even close, was Kent cigarettes - with the “Mcronite” filter.

Asbestos filter, for about 3 years. Tar, not just Nicotine had become a concern in the early 1950s.

What they didn’t tell consimers, they jacked up the Tar level higher on filter cigarette tobacco than filterless. LOL.

Btw, abuse of Beagles goes way back. They hooked up Beagles with holes cut in their throat and piped in tobacco smoke to see if they could give them lung cancer. Every 4th Beagle was a “control” or somesuch.

There is a photograph, of these poor creatures. One of them is looking into the camera “WTF?” I swear. Do not look for this photograph.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 06:26 PM (d6jY2)

140 If you listen to Springsteen's original, the lyric does sound a lot more like "revved up like a Deuce".

As opposed to how Manfred Mann sang it.

I think both version of Blinded by the Light have their strong points.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:27 PM (Fi81e)

141 Nonetheless, IG Michael Atkinson, then the intelligence community's top watchdog, did not question the whistleblower's political motivations, truthfulness or credibility.

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Inspector General who was determined not to inspect anything harmful to his party. Can we ask now who watched the watchers?

Posted by: Decaf at May 15, 2026 06:27 PM (Z8tay)

142 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at May 15, 2026 06:27 PM (2Ez/1)

143 Mister Scott, there is visual evidence to that claim. 80,000 barrels is the estimate so far.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:28 PM (z2aPa)

144 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at May 15, 2026 06:27 PM (2Ez/1)
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Wait. Did somebody break out the pudding cups?

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:28 PM (Fi81e)

145 Speaking of Georgia, Keshia Lance Bottoms is the frontrunner on the Dem side for governor.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:43 PM (73/SM)


Oh no! Not Keshia Lance “Biggie” Bottoms!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 06:28 PM (9as64)

146 Never got the Springsteen love but figured it was like the Dead Heads. Loyal like a cult and people enjoying themselves at his concerts.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:28 PM (qrzX6)

147 >>Can we ask now who watched the watchers?

We do. Representative republic and all that.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 06:28 PM (viF8m)

148 Colorado finally let Tina Peters out of jail.

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at May 15, 2026 06:29 PM (vFG9F)

149 I like big bottoms.

Posted by: Sir Mix Uh Lot at May 15, 2026 06:29 PM (2Ez/1)

150 138 Supposedly the IRGC has put a bounty on President Trump of 50 million EUROs

They do not have the money to pay the bounty. They are hoping for some left-wing transgender idiot to try and take out Trump.

Does not do anything because Vance would them level Iran.

Posted by: Jackson at May 15, 2026 06:29 PM (KvNjc)

151
"Jailed Trump ally Tina Peters, who tried to reverse 2020 results, granted clemency by Colorado’s Dem governor"

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

152 Wrapped up like a douche. >> Revved up like a Deuce.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:30 PM (qrzX6)

153 Jackson, precisely.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:31 PM (z2aPa)

154 >>All the basements and piping in NY were covered with asbestos.


City Island was roughly 60% Asbestos by volume.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 06:31 PM (9maW1)

155 Never got the Springsteen love but figured it was like the Dead Heads. Loyal like a cult and people enjoying themselves at his concerts.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:28 PM (qrzX6)
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It was a rep. The E-Street band did 2-hour concerts to give people their money's worth.

And just like Kansas and Queensryche they got a rep for their blue-collar, 8-hour job approach to making music.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)

156 Jailed Trump ally Tina Peters, who tried to reverse 2020 results, granted clemency by Colorado’s Dem governor"
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

WTF? Is that a real headline?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:32 PM (qrzX6)

157 Thanks for the hospitality and the trinkets, Chairman Xi.

Now, if you don't mind, when you're back is turned we're going to check all these things in in case you might be trying to blow up my plane on my way back.

Real-world diplomacy.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)
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I wouldn't worry too much about explosives. Bugging devices to capture communications would be much more likely.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2026 06:32 PM (gnNyN)

158 When he sang “racked up like a douche” I thought Springsteen was singing about himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 06:32 PM (AnnNE)

159 "WTF? Is that a real headline?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg"

Yeah. NY Post.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:33 PM (vFG9F)

160 City Island was roughly 60% Asbestos by volume.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 06:31 PM (9maW

lol

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 06:33 PM (qrzX6)

161
The sundial. The water clock. The hourglass. The verge and foliot. The pendulum. Fine Swiss movement. The atomic clock. Diana when it's dinnertime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 06:33 PM (HdYcL)

162 On the other hand, you have bands like Pink Floyd where Gilmore was heard to say that he hadn't ever worked with a musician that wasn't more interested in improving on their instrument than Roger Waters on bass.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:33 PM (Fi81e)

163 Nood, Week in Woke is up!

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 06:34 PM (Sy6m/)

164 "When he sang “racked up like a douche” I thought Springsteen was singing about himself.
Posted by: Tom Servo "

It's not "packed"?

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

165 Raffensburger is running for Governor. Or he's running for cover. Same same.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 15, 2026 06:34 PM (47/pr)

166 Yes, the usual cocksuckers are calling her “election denier”.

You do not hate these people enough. Clearly. It’s been open season on normal, decent peaceable people for decades now.

I’m not looking forward to what is now inevitable but otoh my Give a Fuck meter isn’t going to even twitch.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 06:34 PM (d6jY2)

167 Ultimately if nothing is going to happen to these people, what they did is OK. They should at least have rotten eggs thrown at them.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2026 06:35 PM (Vh9CX)

168 "When he sang “racked up like a douche” I thought Springsteen was singing about himself.
Posted by: Tom Servo "

It's not "packed"?
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)
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I always heard "wrapped up like a douche".

Like, I said, I can actually hear "revved" and "deuce" when Springsteen sings it. But I can't hear anything else when I know the lyrics and I listen closely to Mann's version.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 06:36 PM (Fi81e)

169 When he sang “racked up like a douche” I thought Springsteen was singing about himself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 06:32 PM (AnnNE)
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This checks out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)

170 24 Well thankfully the polls show that GA is very unlikely to pick Rat burger as the R candidate for governor.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2026 05:41 PM (PV+Zw)
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Ratshitburger needs to be tarred and feathered before he does the dance at the end of the rope, the backstabbing, lying POS.
/
I don't much care for the man.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 15, 2026 06:36 PM (7aGEe)

171
100 Tina Peters was given clemency by Colo governor. She'll be out 6/1. Never should have been in
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 06:09 PM

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So they've still got two weeks to murder her in prison. Why the delay?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2026 06:37 PM (hZ1gu)

172 If you listen to Springsteen's original....
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You either suicide or murder.

Pick one

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 06:38 PM (jehhT)

173 During the deposition, special prosecutor Nathan Wade, who was also Fani Willis' lover, noted that Fuchs received "use immunity" to testify before the grand jury, meaning she could admit what she had done without being prosecuted for any crime.

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LOL, she broke the law in FLORIDA. How does she get immunity for that from GEORGIA?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2026 06:38 PM (Vh9CX)

174 Panda told Trump to come back when gas is 6$ nationally.
I am not optimistic.
Great weather this weekend

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 06:39 PM (/Chlc)

175 83 I would rather see him shoved face first into a box with 10,000 sand fleas infesting it and left there to rot.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 06:00 PM (0N4FZ)

Just his head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)
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NO! Start with a sealed pouch around his junk and butthole, Let that fester for a week or so then let him recover for a week then pick another place. If you start with the head it ends too quickly.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 15, 2026 06:46 PM (7aGEe)

176 wa wa wa

>>@scotus_wire
·
15m
>>🚨 The Supreme Court rejected an attempt by Virginia Democrats to restore a Legislature-adopted congressional map for the 2026 elections.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 06:59 PM (viF8m)

Sonny Hostin: No Definitely Helen of Troy Probably Was Black. I Read a Stupid Book One Time That Said Greek Culture Came from Africa.

And Cleopatra, of course, was black. Source: "I don't care what they tell you in school!"

Who is Sonny Hostin, whose ancestors were slave-masters, to lecture us about blackness?

By the way, the rest of the panel -- consisting of liberals who impose racial quotas on everything -- shriek "what does it matter who plays Helen of Troy?"

Well, if it doesn't matter, then you shouldn't insist on perfect Black and Brown Representation in histories about white racial groups, should you?

But you do. Liberals are fond of demanding "But why do you caaaaare so much?!!" about topics they obviously care themselves about a great deal.

Buck Sexton
@BuckSexton

Absolutely perfect that Hostin, the most bitter DEI ignoramus on television, proudly proclaims she "taught Black Athena" as history to kids, when it's been thrown on the trash heap by every scholar and archeologist of the last 40 years who can tell terracotta from panna cotta



Related: Why do you caaaare so much if a woke museum was paid $1 million in taxpayer money so that black men could put white women in slave shackles?


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 04:31 PM (klDV6)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 15, 2026 04:31 PM (NcvvS)

3 That Said Greek Culture Came from Africa.

Them old greek homos

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 15, 2026 04:31 PM (Kt19C)

4 Ellen of Troy memes are teh funnie.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 04:32 PM (jehhT)

5 We was Kayngz an sheeeit before them Greek homos stole everythang!

Posted by: Another Sharpton wannabe at May 15, 2026 04:32 PM (TbWk/)

6 Next thing you'll tell me: Freya was black too.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:33 PM (Av6i5)

7 Golly!

Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton at May 15, 2026 04:33 PM (wVcYX)

8 It's a little known fact that the ancient Greeks also stole rap, hip-hop, Ripple, wilding and car-jacking from ancient Africa too.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 04:34 PM (Sco7b)

9 That Troy clip is perfect. That’s every lib on social media posting about how things are going to need to go kinetic.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:35 PM (rAoh1)

10 Ptolomy was nubian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:35 PM (xBVv0)

11 Wow, she's stupid. And repeating what someone else told her to say.

Whores gonna whore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:35 PM (xcxpd)

12 That hag at the museum is rocking the Thunberg hairdo.

You lose, Karen. Go cut your hair. Back to the clavicles, please.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:35 PM (BI5O2)

13 As far as I can tell, just about fuck-all came from Africa. And that trend has continued right up to the present day.

Egyptian culture was not black African, ever. Thus the reference to the Nubians, where were black, and the Egyptians never trusted them.

Sure, there was action in northern Africa while it was Roman, but other than that, bupkis.

If you have to make shit up to make yourself feel better, then you live in fantasy land, not history.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:35 PM (DwqWV)

14 Why do you caaaare so much if a woke museum was paid $1 million in taxpayer money so that black men could put white women in slave shackles?

Not that I have personal knowledge regarding the BDSM scene but I would imagine AWFLs could get their sub freak on for much less money.

Posted by: Dom sessions can't be $1 million at May 15, 2026 04:36 PM (TbWk/)

15 Well, if it doesn't matter, then you shouldn't insist on perfect Black and Brown Representation in histories about white racial groups, should you?

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Sharlto Copley should play Black Panther.

He's more African than Chadwick Boseman was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:36 PM (xBVv0)

16 Are you trying to tell me the 8 bazillion times Helen of Troy has been described were consistently wrong?

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 04:36 PM (OoFl2)

17 That last video makes me laugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 04:36 PM (lyZHm)

18 Sonny Hostin: No Definitely Helen of Troy Probably Was Black. I Read a Stupid Book One Time That Said Greek Culture Came from Africa.
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Spot the Non-sequitur!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:36 PM (Fi81e)

19 8 It's a little known fact that the ancient Greeks also stole rap, hip-hop, Ripple, wilding and car-jacking from ancient Africa too.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 04:34 PM (Sco7b)

You forgot purple drank and basketball.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:36 PM (DwqWV)

20 Related: Why do you caaaare so much if a woke museum was paid $1 million in taxpayer money so that black men could put white women in slave shackles?


Whoa sexy!
Some beans got pureed that night.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b)

21 Sonny. Sunny.
Whatever.

Posted by: Don't care at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (2Ez/1)

22 There's a funny vid by the same people with Ellen Page playing Leonidas in 300. Tries to kick Xerxes emissary into the pit and the guy doesn't move. The emissary kept calling her "miss"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (gu0hJ)

23 "Greeks stole culture from Africa."

But if the Greeks were also black, then what's the problem?

When Pat Boone did cover versions of Fats Domino songs, pat didn't suddenly turn Negro.

"Stealing black culture" doesn't change your skin color, even if you accept the false premise.

ANd finally: When they says Greeks "stole" culture from "Africa," what they are referring to is EGYPT not sub-Sarahan Africa -- and the ancient Egyptian were definitely noT black. In fact, they Egyptian enslaved blacks, called "Nubians," and depicted with darker skin tone in Egyptian murals than the Egyptian characters.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (Av6i5)

24 Oh, hey...

I'm over 700 subs over here.

Look who's gettin' big.

(like and subscribe)

https://www.youtube.com/
@ANOTHERMovieChannel-q9l

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (xBVv0)

25 Sonny Hostin is the epitome of celebrity imbecility.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (NcvvS)

26 Helen of Troy was the first thing those Greek homos stole!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (Fi81e)

27
I wish there were a few Greeks who were prominent enough to make an embarrassing fuss about this. Probably some rabble in Athens and some foreign actors we've never heard of is it. God knows Zach Galifianakis will be on the side of the idiots.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (XJ22o)

28 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Tonya at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (2Ez/1)

29 Sonny Hostin is the epitome of celebrity imbecility.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (NcvvS)
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Definitely a Dumming-Kruger effect.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)

30 That Troy clip is perfect. That’s every lib on social media posting about how things are going to need to go kinetic.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:35 PM (rAoh1)

Pert near perfect. If the spear had passed clean thru with hardly a decrease in velocity, as Elliot Page is a skinny, flyweight warrior, that would have been perfect.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (wVcYX)

31 Sonny Hostin: No Definitely Helen of Troy Probably Was Black.
......

and Achilles was 5'-1" and had a vagina.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

32 British culture was stolen from Africa, too. Apparently.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)

33 "I Read a Stupid Book One Time That Said Greek Culture Came from Africa."


That's why all of those cultural pioneers left africa to settle in europe.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (0N4FZ)

34 *rubs temples*

I don't want to be a racist. I really don't. But some of these motherfuckers are making it harder and harder by the day.

Posted by: Stop it. Get some help. at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (TbWk/)

35 Anyone who listens to the hags of the View for actual information leave dumber than when they started.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (DwqWV)

36 I wonder if Hostin has ever spent any time in Africa?
I have...several times. Didn't see a single statue with a Greek influence. In fact I didn't see a single statue at all.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (2WIwB)

37 It's a little known fact that the ancient Greeks also stole rap, hip-hop, Ripple, wilding and car-jacking from ancient Africa too.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 04:34 PM (Sco7b)

And it's a buck they ass, too!

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (j10i6)

38 Pina Colada > terracotta >panna cotta

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (G0vdT)

39 I think the guy doing the shackling is doing his best not to laugh.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (OoFl2)

40 31 Sonny Hostin: No Definitely Helen of Troy Probably Was Black.
......

and Achilles was 5'-1" and had a vagina.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

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I saw it reported that Page isn't playing Achilles but the youngest member of Odysseus' crew, Elpanor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (xBVv0)

41 >>Definitely a Dumming-Kruger effect.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Nazdar at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (NcvvS)

42 The amount of beauty required to launch a ship is known as a milliHelen.

Posted by: The More You Know at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (2Ez/1)

43 Have you heard of my new fragrance?

Smellin' of Troy!

Posted by: The Ghost of Troy McClure at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (0aYVJ)

44 Nice shot.
Got her right between where her breasts used to be.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 04:40 PM (UjdFS)

45 Liberals really believe they have a checkmate trap here.

The culture puts a black character in something that makes zero sense, conservatives complain about whites being erased, liberals ask "why do you care so much"? . When it's clearly their obsession.

And then they get to call us racists for "caring" so much about skin color. Rinse and repeat

Posted by: Leupold at May 15, 2026 04:40 PM (r13UX)

46 Well, fair is fair... black people stole cradle-to-grave welfare induced societal torpor from the Greeks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:40 PM (BI5O2)

47 This is true. The sharks still swim the same route Helen took to Egypt to sit out the War.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:40 PM (9maW1)

48 A faint niggling sense of fairness forces me to add that there is evidence that Mycenaean Greece did get culture and religious influence from Egypt. That doesn't mean they also imported Egyptians. Egypt was the dominant culture in the region, that's all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

49 All those ancient Greek statues were originally black but the paint wore off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)

50 I definitely probably will not watch The View ever.

Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:40 PM (nvKZ7)

51 I was a history buff and being a Grecophile was a main part of it. Yes, the Greek culture emerged from being pirates. And yes, that hurt me to learn that.

But, it's not like the Greek, once bootstrapping themselves up through piracy, did nothing with it.

That's like saying that Black blues artists relied on European instruments, so in a way, the Blues, Jazz, or Rock-n-roll is all European.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)

52 Where all da white women at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 15, 2026 04:41 PM (ZFqKB)

53 48 A faint niggling sense of fairness forces me

Really? With a hard "ing" too?

Posted by: And so close to Black History Month? at May 15, 2026 04:41 PM (TbWk/)

54 Professor Sharpton said then Greek homos stole from Africa. Africans discovered flight, and all kinds of stuff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 04:41 PM (gu0hJ)

55 We have tile art , sculptures of ancient Greeks,
Her proof?

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:41 PM (Ia/+0)

56 17 That last video makes me laugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched
+++
Hope that lady was paid a lot for it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (2Ez/1)

57 British culture was stolen from Africa, too. Apparently.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)

A nontrivial portion of African culture resides in British museums... so, kinda?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (BI5O2)

58 40 31 Sonny Hostin: No Definitely Helen of Troy Probably Was Black.
......

and Achilles was 5'-1" and had a vagina.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

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I saw it reported that Page isn't playing Achilles but the youngest member of Odysseus' crew, Elpanor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (xBVv0)

I'm just waiting for Colbert to kiss Ellen Paige on the mouth on camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

59 60 Minutes is doing damage control. Featuring Nolan and his Odyssey.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (G0vdT)

60 I the the FCC should make a rule about how dumb you can be and continue to appear on public airwaves.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

61 Question: At no point did the Greeks outnumber black Africans, so how did a smaller, less clever cohort manage to completely subjugate black Africa, and how has this continued ever since?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (Riz8t)

62 50 I definitely probably will not watch The View ever.
Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:40 PM (nvKZ7)

I still get a kick out of seeing Mark Levin explaining The View to an audience.

“For those of you with jobs…”

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (T6aVk)

63 58 I'm just waiting for Colbert to kiss Ellen Paige on the mouth on camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

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But...he likes men, doesn't he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (xBVv0)

64
"Welcome to America. Tell me what yer thinkin'."

"Thank God Thomas Jefferson put an end to white slavery by those fucking Muslim Barbary Coast pirates."

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (XJ22o)

65 If Helen of Troy was black...

wouldn't she spell her name in a much more retarded way?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (9maW1)

66 53 48 A faint niggling sense of fairness forces me

Really? With a hard "ing" too?
Posted by: And so close to Black History Month? at May 15, 2026 04:41 PM (TbWk/)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

67 I saw it reported that Page isn't playing Achilles but the youngest member of Odysseus' crew, Elpanor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
......

The ship's bitch?

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 04:43 PM (UjdFS)

68 63 58 I'm just waiting for Colbert to kiss Ellen Paige on the mouth on camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

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But...he likes men, doesn't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (xBVv0)

Good point. I guess we'll have to wait for their sex tape then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

69 Dunce Racist Lady just skipped right over the entire foundational Minoan and Mycenaean cultures, their indigenous roots, and European influences that have been proven and documented in historical artifacts and writings.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:43 PM (rAoh1)

70 OT, looks like Israel just took out the architect of 10/7 in Gaza and meanwhile, Ben Rhodes says this:

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Ben Rhodes
@brhodes
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13h
Why not be angry at the conduct instead of the reporting of the conduct?
Quote

Luke Tress
@luketress
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22h
Several hundred demonstrators outside the New York Times to protest Kristof column

Posted by: beckster at May 15, 2026 04:43 PM (kX27y)

71 >>Question: At no point did the Greeks outnumber black Africans, so how did a smaller, less clever cohort manage to completely subjugate black Africa, and how has this continued ever since?


All it takes is a single bottle cap.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:43 PM (9maW1)

72 We have tile art , sculptures of ancient Greeks,
Her proof?


Proof is a white man's concept.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

73 I don't want to be a racist. I really don't. But some of these motherfuckers are making it harder and harder by the day.
Posted by: Stop it. Get some help. at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (TbWk/)


Nothing racist about pointing out facts.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (2WIwB)

74 I'm over 700 subs over here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (xBVv0)

702 AND 704!! Woo-hoo.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (Sco7b)

75 "Welcome to America" (puts shackles on white lady).

Ummmm, do they know know then even in the Southern Slave States it was AlWAYS illegal to enslave someone - it was merely legal to buy and sell and own pre-existing slave?. In fact, there was a famous early 18th-century legal case where a black person who was not a slave claimed to have been enslaved -- and he even won the case and was freed.

So, that scene in the "museum' never happened.

The US did not invent slavery - they simply inherited a colony where slavery already pre-existed, and took 89 years to finally ban it. yes, that was too long, but overturning 5,000 years of human tradition is not easy.

But of course they know this. They just want to stir up animosity and shame and hatred.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (Av6i5)

76 All your culture are belong to us

Posted by: Sonny Hostin at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (9yZMF)

77 The youtuber Metatron - who as a Palermian is pretty-much a Greek who happens to speak an Italian dialect - is also unimpressed with Nolan.
youtu.be/kSE69_SCTnc

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (gKWVE)

78 So, Sunny Hostin wouldn’t mind if Hollywood made a historical epic on Mansa Musa with Josh Brolin in the lead role?

Damnit. That’s assuming that dummy, suddenly a Greek history scholar, knows who Mansa Musa was.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (T6aVk)

79 Well she walks like a gunslinger.
mumble mumble mumble

I forget the words.

Posted by: Late 80's Plant at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (ZFqKB)

80 If Helen of Troy was black...

wouldn't she spell her name in a much more retarded way?
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (9maW1)

H'elen O' T'Roy

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (k9OZB)

81 I saw it reported that Page isn't playing Achilles but the youngest member of Odysseus' crew, Elpanor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (xBVv0)

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I thought I saw on IMDB that she was playing Achilles.

I don't mind that shehe is in the movie. I could care less, if she does a good job. So, if she's not Achilles, that relieves a little of my frustration.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

82 61 Question: At no point did the Greeks outnumber black Africans, so how did a smaller, less clever cohort manage to completely subjugate black Africa, and how has this continued ever since?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:42 PMC

Why do you find it necessary to come in here with logic? Next thing you know you will have people out here thinking on their own! They may start to do this with other topics! Then what, sir?

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (hftzA)

83 74 I'm over 700 subs over here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (xBVv0)

702 AND 704!! Woo-hoo.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (Sco7b)

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Still, rookie numbers.

But I appreciate it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (xBVv0)

84 Has anyone ever asked them where the enduring African cities are? The places where the Greek saw classical architecture? Where they learned philosophy?

Why does nothing remain of these great African civilizations?

I suppose they'd point to Egypt and continue to pretend that Egyptians were black.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

85 Tribal war came out of Africa. Still going on. Look at South Chicago.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (NWIIQ)

86 81 I thought I saw on IMDB that she was playing Achilles.

I don't mind that shehe is in the movie. I could care less, if she does a good job. So, if she's not Achilles, that relieves a little of my frustration.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

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IMDB is often wrong, especially about movies that haven't come out yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (xBVv0)

87 Egyptians weren’t black either, something that really, REALLY pisses them off, because there is a fairly large pseudo-scientific nutbar community that insists on this.

They desperately want something positive to point to in history. I get that, but fraudulent scholarship and re-writing history to assuage or mollify neurotics, pulling shit out of yer ass is not helpful to anyone.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (BbO+r)

88 Elliot Page looks like Stan Laurel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (Cqx++)

89 I saw DEI Funk open for Black Cleopatra at The Spectrum in 1986!

Posted by: Richard Head at May 15, 2026 04:46 PM (70cb5)

90 I'm just waiting for Colbert to kiss Ellen Paige on the mouth on camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (xcxpd)


Would either one go for tongue?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 04:46 PM (2WIwB)

91 The Levant is Israel and Syria and Lebanon. Not many blacks there either.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:46 PM (8avO+)

92 Erick Erickson Son Of Erick Who Likes Watching Paolo Play The Viking In His Wife also makes a cameo in Metatron's vid.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 04:46 PM (gKWVE)

93 Quick. We need Candace Owens and Tuq'r Qatarlson to start spouting nonsense about Jewish rape-dogs or something.
Their nonsense kept The View harridans out of conservative news for several weeks, but evidently they aren't filling the need for conservative news outrage, and sites are turning back to The View harridans.

Posted by: Philip Nolan at May 15, 2026 04:46 PM (1kQia)

94 Hard truth and granted not the best way, but the descendants of American slaves are far better off than the descendants of those who escaped the Arab slave traders.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 04:46 PM (qrzX6)

95 If I were the white lady, I'd say "this isn't what America is about, pal. Now unhand me, you treacherous blackamoor, and come bust up this heah chiffarobe!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:46 PM (BI5O2)

96 Why came from africa?

AIDS
Monkeypox
Ebola
Malaria
Yellow fever…..

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 04:47 PM (wp4uL)

97 So, Sunny Hostin wouldn’t mind if Hollywood made a historical epic on Mansa Musa with Josh Brolin in the lead role?

The current meme is Ryan Gosling plays Obama in an upcoming biopic.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

98 You forgot purple drank and basketball.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Blacks stole basketball from the Aztecs.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:47 PM (Av6i5)

99 I saw that black dude video at the end yesterday.

I would love to go there and tell him -- "yeah, of course. It's a black man that put people into chains. Where is the white Christian Republican I need to go to to get these black chains removed?"

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 04:47 PM (0MFDl)

100 97 So, Sunny Hostin wouldn’t mind if Hollywood made a historical epic on Mansa Musa with Josh Brolin in the lead role?

The current meme is Ryan Gosling plays Obama in an upcoming biopic.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

======

Pedro Pascal plays George Washington Carver in...

Butter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:47 PM (xBVv0)

101 I hope she IS playing Achilles. I love a good comedy.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (UjdFS)

102 45 Liberals really believe they have a checkmate trap here.

The culture puts a black character in something that makes zero sense, conservatives complain about whites being erased, liberals ask "why do you care so much"? . When it's clearly their obsession.

And then they get to call us racists for "caring" so much about skin color. Rinse and repeat
Posted by: Leupold at May 15, 2026 04:40 PM (r13UX)

How about Sydney Sweeney as a Zulu Queen in a movie.

Oh, they will care REAL quick…

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (T6aVk)

103 Well, just hold on there a minute. Greece had/has a real problems with welfare abuse. And, there is a Greek Isle where nearly 80% of the population claimed to be legally blind to game the system thus increasing EU benefits for not working and not being able to transport themselves.

So, maybe there really is something to this Greece came from Africa conjecture. I see quite a few similarities on the whole.

(Disclaimer: This is not a racist point of view. It is a sarcastic and stereotypical point of view motivated by the necessity to invoke the melanin content of someone's skin in determination of value)

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (dIske)

104 Egyptians weren’t black either, something that really, REALLY pisses them off, because there is a fairly large pseudo-scientific nutbar community that insists on this.

They desperately want something positive to point to in history. I get that, but fraudulent scholarship and re-writing history to assuage or mollify neurotics, pulling shit out of yer ass is not helpful to anyone.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (BbO+r)

Black Africa had some decent Empires in West Africa, and of course Ethiopia from very early times. But no, lets steal fake credit rather than explore true history. DEI.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)

105 >>Blacks stole basketball from the Aztecs.


Didn't whites steal Polo from the Mongols ... or, was it the Afghanis?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (9maW1)

106 She says Greek culture is from Africans
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Stolen by those Greek homos!

Posted by: Reverend Al Charlatan at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)

107 Cholera
Anthrax
Chikungunya
Avian influenza
Crimean Congo haemorrhagic fever
Dengue fever
Hep B, C and E

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (wp4uL)

108 65 If Helen of Troy was black...

wouldn't she spell her name in a much more retarded way?


she did. but she was just soooo popular that her retarded way took over and now everyone spells it that way.

Posted by: :-P at May 15, 2026 04:49 PM (v3pYe)

109
Question: At no point did the Greeks outnumber black Africans, so how did a smaller, less clever cohort manage to completely subjugate black Africa, and how has this continued ever since?
Posted by: Archimedes

================

One always wonders how the builders of the pyramids, authors of Shakespeare's plays, original inventors of flying machines, etc got to the state they're in today. Or even got to the state they were in in the 7th century when their chiefs started selling their tribesmen to nasty foreigners.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:49 PM (XJ22o)

110 So on Odysseus ship you'll hear "look everybody Elpanor's penis fell off. We can use it for bait"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 04:49 PM (gu0hJ)

111 >>Black Africa had some decent Empires in West Africa, and of course Ethiopia from very early times. But no, lets steal fake credit rather than explore true history. DEI.


Egypt fought, endlessly really, against the Nubian Empire.

They took a ton of Slaves. Even absorbed some Nubians into their society...but they were never anything but a Minority.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:49 PM (9maW1)

112 109 One always wonders how the builders of the pyramids, authors of Shakespeare's plays, original inventors of flying machines, etc got to the state they're in today.

monorail!

Posted by: nimoy at May 15, 2026 04:49 PM (v3pYe)

113 The whole Odyssey thing is so stupid. Nolan is not using an orchestra for the score because he says they didn't have orchestras then, but he will completely ignore the literal descriptions of the people in the source text and DEI the thing to death so he can get an Oscar.

Posted by: DJ at May 15, 2026 04:50 PM (uosPt)

114 96 Why came from africa?

AIDS
Monkeypox
Ebola
Malaria
Yellow fever…..
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 04:47 PM (wp4uL)

No Yellow!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:50 PM (xcxpd)

115 "...Now unhand me, you treacherous blackamoor..."
+++

No, I'm sorry. The correct answer is "moops."

Posted by: George Costanza at May 15, 2026 04:50 PM (2Ez/1)

116 Speaking as an ethnic Greek, Hostin, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. Na!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:50 PM (BX0SY)

117 Peter Dinklage is: "Shaq!!" Coming soon to a theater near you.

Posted by: The Ghost of Troy McClure at May 15, 2026 04:50 PM (0aYVJ)

118
How about Sydney Sweeney as a Zulu Queen in a movie.

Oh, they will care REAL quick…
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (T6aVk)

Put her in a Minoan style dress and EVERYONE will care.

Posted by: I'd go to the IMAX release at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (TbWk/)

119 110 So on Odysseus ship you'll hear "look everybody Elpanor's penis fell off. We can use it for bait 'bate"

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (v3pYe)

120 UNEARTHED

Iowa Democrat Sarah Trone Garriott [who's white than a polar bear in a blizzard at the North Pole] says she is uncomfortable with "white people."

"I was just kinda shocked at how many white people there were...I was uncomfortable..."⁩

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (ndZc7)

121 I can never watch Whip It again because I can't look at Ellen Page without associating her with her current self.

Very good movie.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (qrzX6)

122 You forgot purple drank and basketball.
Posted by: tcn in AK


and peanut butter.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (0MFDl)

123 Why came from africa?

AIDS
Monkeypox
Ebola
Malaria
Yellow fever…..
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 04:47 PM

To quite the late P. J. O'Rourke, man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (BX0SY)

124 I can never watch Whip It again because I can't look at Ellen Page without associating her with her current self.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (qrzX6)
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She was cute.

Posted by: Reverend Al Charlatan at May 15, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)

125 If you have to make shit up to make yourself feel better, then you live in fantasy land, not history.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:35 PM (DwqWV)

What Daniel Patrick Moynihan (IIRC) called “bad history and good feeling”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:52 PM (T6aVk)

126 113 The whole Odyssey thing is so stupid. Nolan is not using an orchestra for the score because he says they didn't have orchestras then, but he will completely ignore the literal descriptions of the people in the source text and DEI the thing to death so he can get an Oscar.

Posted by: DJ at May 15, 2026 04:50 PM (uosPt)

======

I posited a theory a couple of days ago.

In the original theaters only teaser, Menelaus says, "Who else has a tale of Odysseus?"

So, the people in Ithaca are going to be telling each other stories they've heard, rumors, legends and such, of Odysseus over the years.

One of those will be Travis Scott, the black rapper, who will tell of the fall of Troy. In his telling, he will show Helen of Troy, black, because that's what he thinks the most beautiful woman in the world is.

There will be other little variations across other tales, I assume, as well.

Just a theory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:52 PM (xBVv0)

127 I have been reading that the King of Belgium and what he did in Africa was just lies

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2026 04:52 PM (091Ni)

128 I don't mind that shehe is in the movie. I could care less, if she does a good job. So, if she's not Achilles, that relieves a little of my frustration.


No, it just doesn't work. You'll spend every second she's on screen thinking "Absurd! Who thought this was a good idea?"

The point of a movie is to immerse you in another world, and this imbecility will take you right out of it.


T

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

129 That's like saying that Black blues artists relied on European instruments, so in a way, the Blues, Jazz, or Rock-n-roll is all European.
Posted by: Axeman


Best fact ever:

The "guitar" comes from the Spanish "guitarra" which ultimately traces back to a stringed harp with sound box called the "kithara" (pronounced "Ki-tar-uh', almost just like guitar) in...wait for it...Ancient Greece..

So, ultimately, blacks stole blues guitar from the... Greeks!

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

130 91 The Levant is Israel and Syria and Lebanon. Not many blacks there either.

well, *now*!

Posted by: :-P at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (v3pYe)

131 "I actually taught Greek mythology to 8th graders so I covered this."

Sonny's interpretation of ancient stories and legends about gods, heroes, and monsters. 🤣

I don't take she sez so, I want proof she taught 8th graders that mess.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (NFX2v)

132 >>She was cute.


I always thought she was adorable.

And I believe the people who are responsible for her abuse should be fed into the Woodchipper of Justice. Slowly.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (9maW1)

133 "Them old greek homos
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats"

We used to sing "Marching To Pretoria" and "Dem 'Ol Greek Homos" back when I was in grade school.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (vFG9F)

134 If all the white culture of today was stolen from Africa, where is the African arm of it today? What happened to all those magnificent African empires? How did a little bunch of troglodyte Germanics, who've always been a minority throughout all of history, how did they become so supreme today? Where is, and what happened to, all that African greatness?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (bufu1)

135 How about Sydney Sweeney as a Zulu Queen in a movie.

Oh, they will care REAL quick…
Posted by: Cow Demon

Thou shallt not take George Floyd's name in vain!

BLM holds press conference to blast Netflix for allowing Tony Hinchcliffe to tell George Floyd joke 💀5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (ndZc7)

136 Why came from africa?

AIDS
Monkeypox
Ebola
Malaria
Yellow fever…..

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 04:47 PM


Tsetse flies and sleeping sickness.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (0N4FZ)

137 The "guitar" comes from the Spanish "guitarra" which ultimately traces back to a stringed harp with sound box called the "kithara" (pronounced "Ki-tar-uh', almost just like guitar) in...wait for it...Ancient Greece..

So, ultimately, blacks stole blues guitar from the... Greeks!
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)
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Lyre!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)

138 Cleopatra heritage is from Macedonia and Greece, so likely olive skin, but chromosomes match funny sometimes so you never know.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 04:54 PM (n5tGW)

139 127 I have been reading that the King of Belgium and what he did in Africa was just lies

just desserts > just lies

Posted by: anachronda at May 15, 2026 04:54 PM (v3pYe)

140 There is no jenkem in the Illiad.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 04:54 PM (uK2Q4)

141 Has anyone ever asked them where the enduring African cities are? The places where the Greek saw classical architecture? Where they learned philosophy?

Why does nothing remain of these great African civilizations?

I suppose they'd point to Egypt and continue to pretend that Egyptians were black.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

Ethiopia's old capitol of Axum has lots of great archaeology. Timbuktu in Mali.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)

142 Thou shallt not take George Floyd's name in vain!

BLM holds press conference to blast Netflix for allowing Tony Hinchcliffe to tell George Floyd joke 💀5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (ndZc7)
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We thank him for giving his life for social justice.

None took it from him....

Posted by: Nanzy Pelosi at May 15, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

143 Ellen Paige playing Achilles within the context of him being A Shade of His Former Self, kind of makes sense. The rest of what appears to be a clusterf***, not so much.

It really is a shame because Ellen Paige was cute as a button when she was younger.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 04:54 PM (XV/Pl)

144 A black woman invented the telescope. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over?

they did the meme

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (091Ni)

145 Everything I ever needed to know about Greek culture I learned by playing the video game Titan Quest.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (gnNyN)

146 I'd make a more credible Shaka Zulu than most of Nolan's casting choices for Odyssey.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (OUMaO)

147 In the future, everyone will be black for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (ZxPkt)

148 145 Everything I ever needed to know about Greek culture I learned by playing the video game Titan Quest.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (gnNyN)

======

God of War trilogy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (xBVv0)

149 Tangentially connected, Arby's Canada culturally appropriated Greek Gyros from somewhere and they were REALLY good yesterday.

Tons of meat, only $7 Canadian each and they always give Ralphy a free pup cup full of meat.


The saddest thing about blacks taking over white roles, or women taking over men's roles is I always feel bad for those groups for not being able to create their own crap.

And this belief that just because some 5 foot 2 inch chick beat the crap out of 17 guys in your crappy movie, I'm suddenly supposed to have a whole new respect for the entire group I never had before....

That's just sad....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)

150 Why do all the liberal weirdo church woman, like that fugly broad in the chains video, who go thru their who lives voting democrat, all have that same stupid look about them?

Posted by: Cropped Hair and Bitter Faced at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (Sma6t)

151 Everyone is Racist. China? Racist. All those countries in Africa? Racist. Mexico? Racist. Japan? Racist. South Korea? Racist.

Noticing a pattern here? What is most objectionable about leftist propaganda, America is easily the LEAST racist country, and it isn’t even close.

That isn’t good enough, they want to destroy America anyway.

Never let “perfect” get in the way of good, gang. Where is this fucking perfect racial Utopia on this planet anyway? Why don’t they move there, instead of this horrible U.S.A.?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (BbO+r)

152 107 Cholera
Anthrax
Chikungunya
Avian influenza
Crimean Congo haemorrhagic fever
Dengue fever
Hep B, C and E
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (wp4uL)

Among the Living, State of Euphoria, and Persistence of Time was peak Anthrax.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (T6aVk)

153 "There is no jenkem in the Illiad.
Posted by: Boss Moss"

Because that would be dirty.

Posted by: guy who thinks everything sound dirty at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (vFG9F)

154 Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

The End

Works for me!

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (3g5Xe)

155 >>In the future, everyone will be descendants of blacks for 15 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:56 PM (9maW1)

156 138 Cleopatra heritage is from Macedonia and Greece, so likely olive skin, but chromosomes match funny sometimes so you never know.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 04:54 PM (n5tGW)

Macedonians of the time were largely blonde/gingers with light eyes. Famously so, at the time period.

Olive skin came much later and it was more common in southern, lowland Greece.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:56 PM (xcxpd)

157
Christopher Columbus was black.

Catherine the Great was black.

Abraham Lincoln was black.

Ann Margaret was black.

On the other hand, Hitler, Stalin, Wayne Williams, Ted Bundy, the DC Snipers, Ivan the Terrible and Nickleback were all white.

If you disagree, you're racist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 04:56 PM (y9nCu)

158 So, ultimately, blacks stole blues guitar from the... Greeks!

The Italians invented the piano forte, the precursor to the piano, so blacks stole stride piano from the wops.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

159
In the original theaters only teaser, Menelaus says, "Who else has a tale of Odysseus?"

Odysseus walks into a bar...

Posted by: Homer and Jethro at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (Cqx++)

160 Regardless of who wins long term in north america... there are a lot of factions in the running but africans aren't seriously one of them, and the ridiculous race bullshit since 2008 the left pushed for Obama basically guarantees they will eventually go extinct on this continent.

Nobody is putting up with their crap anymore once they get thw brass ring. Good job retards.

Posted by: heya at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (bvZDb)

161 148 145 Everything I ever needed to know about Greek culture I learned by playing the video game Titan Quest.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (gnNyN)

======

God of War trilogy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:55 PM (xBVv0)

Giant of Marathon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (xcxpd)

162 Homer wrote this. Helen should have long blue hair.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (n5tGW)

163 159
In the original theaters only teaser, Menelaus says, "Who else has a tale of Odysseus?"

Odysseus walks into a bar...

Posted by: Homer and Jethro at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (Cqx++)

======

"Well, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
-closing time

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (xBVv0)

164 >Ellen Paige playing Achilles
----

I saw on X that she will not be Achilles, rather a soldier on his ship

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (ZxPkt)

165 As I recall no written language ever existed in sub Saharan Africa. Kind of hampers the development of a civilization

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (gu0hJ)

166 Cleopatra heritage is from Macedonia and Greece, so likely olive skin, but chromosomes match funny sometimes so you never know.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 04:54 PM (n5tGW)

By her time they were religiously committed to severe inbreeding to preserve the family bloodline. You can bet that there weren't rogue genes in there. That's why Cleo went so hard for Julius Caesar and Marc Anthony. They were descended from Gods which made them fit partners.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)

167 I am calling Bullshit. Sonny Hostin never read a book.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (qFwJc)

168 Why does nothing remain of these great African civilizations?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (ExV1e)
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There's a video of Thomas Sowell explaining all the marks Africa has against it.

It's an interesting watch.
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I suppose they'd point to Egypt and continue to pretend that Egyptians were black.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

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Yeah, their nasty caricatures of Nubians is written in stone in hieroglyphics and is about as racist as any 19th century American take.

It's just not been PC for a while to fully translate those words. You have to find an older transcription.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (Fi81e)

169 Everything you need to know about Greek Culture can be learned by watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Windex is apparently a cureall.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (XV/Pl)

170 Caucasians make up only approximately 15% of the world population.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (qrzX6)

171 137 The "guitar" comes from the Spanish "guitarra" which ultimately traces back to a stringed harp with sound box called the "kithara" (pronounced "Ki-tar-uh', almost just like guitar) in...wait for it...Ancient Greece..

So, ultimately, blacks stole blues guitar from the... Greeks!
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)
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Lyre!
Posted by: Axeman


Golf clap.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (Av6i5)

172 Ethiopia's old capitol of Axum has lots of great archaeology. Timbuktu in Mali.

Posted by: Oldcat


Isn't Axum home to an ancient church that allegedly holds the Ark of the Covenant?

Hasn't done Ethiopia much good, if so.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (OUMaO)

173 Christopher Columbus was black.

Catherine the Great was black.

Abraham Lincoln was black.

Ann Margaret was black.


Edgar Winter was...okay, you can have that one.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (Riz8t)

174 No written language hampers history.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (uK2Q4)

175 Some guy on X made the point that if they'd cast Sydney as Helen and Chris Pratt as Achilles they'd print money, BUT....

They wouldn't be in line for an Academy Award.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (l26NL)

176 I don't eat at McDonald's but I just saw an ad where they're touting their "Under $3 Menu," which I suppose replaces the old Dollar Menu.

How the fuck can they still sell this dumpster-grade poison to people at that price?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (BI5O2)

177 I am calling Bullshit. Sonny Hostin never read a book.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (qFwJc)
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It's just the way that her hair fell down around her face....

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (Fi81e)

178 BLM holds press conference to blast Netflix for allowing Tony Hinchcliffe to tell George Floyd joke 💀

-
Everybody knows BB King invented the guitar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)

179 The "guitar" comes from the Spanish "guitarra" which ultimately traces back to a stringed harp with sound box called the "kithara" (pronounced "Ki-tar-uh', almost just like guitar) in...wait for it...Ancient Greece..

So, ultimately, blacks stole blues guitar from the... Greeks!
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

Now all the Greek homos are into EDM on the club scene.

Posted by: Sexanddrugsandsexanddrugs at May 15, 2026 04:59 PM (TbWk/)

180 If all the white culture of today was stolen from Africa, where is the African arm of it today? What happened to all those magnificent African empires? How did a little bunch of troglodyte Germanics, who've always been a minority throughout all of history, how did they become so supreme today? Where is, and what happened to, all that African greatness?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM


Until the late 1600's into the 1700's africa and the americas were basically stone age societies that had not advanced much beyond crude bronze tools and small villages with rudimentary agriculture. eqypt was an exception but their civilization was not really african, it was more mediterrain/middle eastern and they had already had constant contact with europe.


Once the europeans arrived and began exploiting those cultures things started changing, before that happened everything was pretty much stuck at about 5,000 BC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 04:59 PM (0N4FZ)

181 175 Some guy on X made the point that if they'd cast Sydney as Helen and Chris Pratt as Achilles they'd print money, BUT....

They wouldn't be in line for an Academy Award.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (l26NL)

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I'd actually be surprised if Achilles is in the film at all.

He's dead before the use of the Trojan Horse in the actual Epic Cycle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:59 PM (xBVv0)

182 120 UNEARTHED

Iowa Democrat Sarah Trone Garriott [who's white than a polar bear in a blizzard at the North Pole] says she is uncomfortable with "white people."

"I was just kinda shocked at how many white people there were...I was uncomfortable..."⁩
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (ndZc7)

And this bitch comes from IOWA.

It really is Idiots Out Walking Around.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:59 PM (T6aVk)

183 134. ...what happened to, all that African greatness?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!

Minneapolis-St. Paul; Lewiston/Portland Maine, north and southwest Philly?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 15, 2026 05:00 PM (NFX2v)

184 >>> Just a theory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:52 PM (xBVv0)

Quite possibly you are correct... doesn't make the whole production any less stupid though. I guess Travis Scott is a better story teller than Homer. Maybe Ellen Page will retell the story of Achilles as trans.

Posted by: DJ at May 15, 2026 05:00 PM (uosPt)

185 Africa, SubSaharan, 1100-700 BC - Stone Age, pretty much. Egypt?? According to their art, not black-black, ala Whoopi.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 05:00 PM (Gqar8)

186 I am calling Bullshit. Sonny Hostin never read a book.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (qFwJc)

She does the LeBron James method of book readin'

Posted by: The Ghost of Troy McClure at May 15, 2026 05:00 PM (0aYVJ)

187 184 Quite possibly you are correct... doesn't make the whole production any less stupid though. I guess Travis Scott is a better story teller than Homer. Maybe Ellen Page will retell the story of Achilles as trans.

Posted by: DJ at May 15, 2026 05:00 PM (uosPt)

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I don't believe Homer ever said that he was waiting in Ithaca for Odysseus, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (xBVv0)

188 BTW, the whole "Greeks stole their civilization from Africans (Egyptians)" thing comes from some African scholar noting the similarities between Greek art/culture and Ptolemaic Egyptian art/culture and reversing cause and effect.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (H6QjV)

189 How the fuck can they still sell this dumpster-grade poison to people at that price?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:58 PM (BI5O2)

Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (T6aVk)

190 Shaka Zulu remake with a white man as Shaka

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia/+0)

191 Before 750 B.C. Egyptians were white.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (uK2Q4)

192 I the the FCC should make a rule about how dumb you can be and continue to appear on public airwaves.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)


The courts would never let you ban politicians from TV.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)

193 One day Jeremy Boreing is going to get mad enough about race swapping that we’re going to get “Martin & Malcolm”, a biopic of the two civil rights leaders, starring Michael Knowles and Matt Walsh in the titular roles.

Wikipedia has a page of Lupita Nyong'o's acting awards and nominations. She has an Oscar. She's qualified. What happened to “We want the best actors…. But not this one.”

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (ycI94)

194 Macedonians of the time were largely blonde/gingers with light eyes. Famously so, at the time period.

Olive skin came much later and it was more common in southern, lowland Greece.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:56 PM

My pasty white northern Greek complexion concurs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (BX0SY)

195 162 Homer wrote this. Helen should have long blue hair.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (n5tGW)

snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (xcxpd)

196 Iowa Democrat Sarah Trone Garriott [who's white than a polar bear in a blizzard at the North Pole] says she is uncomfortable with "white people."

"I was just kinda shocked at how many white people there were...I was uncomfortable..."⁩
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (ndZc7)

And this bitch comes from IOWA.

It really is Idiots Out Walking Around.



She doesn't believe a word of what she says. It's just empty virtue signaling.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (Riz8t)

197 *removes Phil Hartman sock, but keeps it handy. It's a clever one*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (0aYVJ)

198 193
Wikipedia has a page of Lupita Nyong'o's acting awards and nominations. She has an Oscar. She's qualified. What happened to “We want the best actors…. But not this one.”

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (ycI94)

======

Cast Ryan Gosling as Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (xBVv0)

199 "I was just kinda shocked at how many white people there were...I was uncomfortable..."⁩
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (ndZc7)

The anti-Jesse Jackson stance. Brave.

"I'm feeling uncomfortable with all these middle-American white people around so I'm going to go join that black gang of teens from Oakland across the street."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (Sco7b)

200 And I believe the people who are responsible for her abuse should be fed into the Woodchipper of Justice. Slowly.
Posted by: garrett

----------------

I think I first became aware of her in that movie about abortion. I can't remember the name..... OK, I had to check out IMDB just now.

1. J. K. Simmons is in a lot of stuff lately. Like hundreds.

2. They changed her Juno name to "Elliot." WTF? Did they get the ministry of truth to do that? Winston Smith????

Back to my comment -- that movie, Juno, was highly praised on the Right, but it was just so weird and uncomfortable to me. It seemed to normalize abortion as "an option" instead of, ... murder. And it also normalized teen sex, and then they had the adoptive parents being freaks made it seem like it would have been better for kid to not be born.

I hated that movie, and I hated her for being so weird.
Yes, she was adorable and interesting, but the whole movie gave me the heebie jeebies.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (0MFDl)

201 @120 looked up that Garriott woman . She's originally from Minneapolis. Surprised?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (gu0hJ)

202 She says Greek culture is from Africans

So, the Africans were done with it and wiped out all the traces?

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (3g5Xe)

203 I love the Chappell skit of the race draft.

Too bad he went off the Muslim cliff.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (qrzX6)

204 Stalin said blacks weren’t real Americans, and suggested or wanted a specific black homeland in the American south. I’m not sure why the Soviet dictator felt necessary to weigh in on that.

The Communists did spend an inordinate amount of time highlighting the inequal treatment of negros in the U.S.A., this was an easy thing to do. America was, and is not perfect by any stretch.

But this de-construction of culture, borders, and language we see today is a direct legacy from the Marxists who set about to destroy the West. Divide and conquer. They have particularly infested education and ruined so many with their brain poison.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:03 PM (BbO+r)

205 Bind your eyes with trembling mermaids
And you touch the distant beaches
With tales of brave Ulysses
How his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing
For the sparkling waves are calling you
To kiss their white laced lips

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 05:03 PM (ndZc7)

206 As I recall no written language ever existed in sub Saharan Africa. Kind of hampers the development of a civilization
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (gu0hJ)

There apparently have been some in West Africa and Somalia. Later they could borrow languages from North Africa and Arabia.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)

207 What the ever-living fuck is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Green Shades at May 15, 2026 05:03 PM (WukWc)

208 200 2. They changed her Juno name to "Elliot." WTF? Did they get the ministry of truth to do that? Winston Smith????

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (0MFDl)

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I believe IMDB's casting links are fed from their actual IMDB pages, so if the IMDB page name of the actor gets changed, that feeds to all of the credits they're on.

I believe.

It's how I'd build it to work, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 05:03 PM (xBVv0)

209 Yep, Africans generously exported their culture to the civilized world, yet decided not to keep this for themselves.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 05:03 PM (Dv3i1)

210 203 I love the Chappell skit of the race draft.

Too bad he went off the Muslim cliff.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (qrzX6)

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He was always a black supremacist.

He just used to be funny about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 05:03 PM (xBVv0)

211 It's almost as if the Ptolemeys and the Greeks were the same people.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:04 PM (uK2Q4)

212 Cleopatra heritage is from Macedonia and Greece, so likely olive skin, but chromosomes match funny sometimes so you never know.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 04:54 PM (n5tGW)
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It was enough for some that Hebrews were described as "tawny" with curly black hair for people of African descent to claim that Jesus was an African.

I can't blame them that much. I really kind of wish that Egypt was black, but Africa is kind of a snakebit continent. The rivers are sparse and not fully navigable, it's all on a raised plateau, meaning water wants to flow away from the center. And a steep descent as you get to the coasts with rapids.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:04 PM (Fi81e)

213 You know that sculpture of Adonis? Tiny weewee, so definitely not black.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 15, 2026 05:04 PM (XMwZJ)

214 >>> Homer wrote this. Helen should have long blue hair.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 04:57 PM (n5tGW)

HA!

Posted by: DJ at May 15, 2026 05:04 PM (uosPt)

215
If Helen of Troy was black...

wouldn't she spell her name in a much more retarded way?
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (9maW1)


HL-N D'TroyQuisha


You're welcome.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

216 By "Africa" she means north Africa. And yeah, it was all settled by white people.

Posted by: Green Shades at May 15, 2026 05:04 PM (WukWc)

217 African culture was exported to Haiti.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:05 PM (uK2Q4)

218 So, the Africans were done with it and wiped out all the traces?

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (3g5Xe)
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Vanished, without a Thrace.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:05 PM (Fi81e)

219 I don't understand why Historical films have to be all grey and no color, when they would wear bright colors into battle??

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2026 05:05 PM (6ng4N)

220 I can watch that clip with Boagrius a thousand times

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 05:05 PM (z2aPa)

221 "I'm feeling uncomfortable with all these middle-American white people around so I'm going to go join that black gang of teens from Oakland across the street."
____

There's video of lululemon wearing middle-aged women doing some sort of attempt at gyrating amidst a group of African men in northern France waiting for their turn to get on a rubber dinghy to get streets paved with gold migrant benefits in England. The young men are leering and laughing. The women look about as stupid as you'd expect.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)

222 Ptolemy VIII was almost the same person as Ptolemy I

Posted by: a game the whole family can play at May 15, 2026 05:06 PM (gKWVE)

223 Blacks are back on the radar? Must be an election coming up.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 05:06 PM (fkeut)

224 I don't believe Homer ever said that he was waiting in Ithaca for Odysseus, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 05:01 PM (xBVv0)

Odysseus visits Hades and meets Achilles' Shade at one point.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)

225 *removes Phil Hartman sock, but keeps it handy. It's a clever one*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 05:02 PM (0aYVJ)
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You may remember be from movies like Hey Mom, I've got a Goiter....

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)

226 heh. Helequisha of Trayvon

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 05:07 PM (n5tGW)

227 “I'm feeling uncomfortable with all these middle-American white people around”

I had a brain dead liberal neighbor inform me once “you left your garage door open for a few days”

I just looked at him. He helpfully then allowed “i saw some black kids riding their bicycles around, too”.

Keeping my composure, trying not to laugh, I feigned righteous indignation. “Not that there’s anything WRONG with that?!!”

His eyes got real real big. “No! No no..

Fuckng asshat.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:07 PM (BbO+r)

228 205 Bind your eyes with trembling mermaids
And you touch the distant beaches
With tales of brave Ulysses
How his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing
For the sparkling waves are calling you
To kiss their white laced lips
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happ


Golf Clapton.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 05:07 PM (Av6i5)

229 This white/black silliness is so out of hand it's a parody. Get a fucking grip and hold on.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 05:07 PM (D1E+2)

230 I don't understand why Historical films have to be all grey and no color, when they would wear bright colors into battle??
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2026 05:05 PM (6ng4N)

all films these days have these tints in them.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)

231 I remember when Archie Bunker told George Jefferson that the races were not supposed to mix which was why God put the white folks all over the place and kept the black folks in Africa. George Jefferson told Archie that "Well, someone told them where we were because they came and got us!".

Posted by: All In The Family at May 15, 2026 05:08 PM (Sma6t)

232 You know that sculpture of Adonis? Tiny weewee, so definitely not black.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 15, 2026 05:04 PM (XMwZJ)
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Who morns for Adonis?

I guess his wife.

Posted by: Gene Roddenberry at May 15, 2026 05:08 PM (Fi81e)

233
This is hilariously sad.

Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey" is not going to have any orchestral music because-

Ancient Greece didn't have orchestras, however-

The Music Will Be Rap.

And "Homer" will rap out his story of the "Odyssey" to you.


So, they've got that working for them.


Did Christopher Nolan fall down a flight of stairs and hit his head?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 05:08 PM (iJfKG)

234
Everything I know about the Roman Empire comes from watching Titus Pullo chopping limbs, guzzling wine and screwing whores in the cleaner brothels near the Venereal temples in the Suburra district of Rome.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 05:09 PM (y9nCu)

235 Someone tell this bitch the Greeks owned a lot of slaves

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 05:09 PM (fkeut)

236 Bind your eyes with trembling mermaids
And you touch the distant beaches
With tales of brave Ulysses
How his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing
For the sparkling waves are calling you
To kiss their white laced lips

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happ
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Jack Bruce had one of the best voices in rock.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:09 PM (Fi81e)

237 61 Question: At no point did the Greeks outnumber black Africans, so how did a smaller, less clever cohort manage to completely subjugate black Africa, and how has this continued ever since?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (Riz8t)

Trickology, obviously.

And because Wakanda was isolationist, that's why huwhitey was able to colonize Africa.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 15, 2026 05:10 PM (uGhsv)

238
British culture was stolen from Africa, too. Apparently.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)

A nontrivial portion of African culture resides in British museums... so, kinda?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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I think you're just being argumentative, YD, because you know that cultural artefacts are not the same thing as culture. You can't "steal" a culture unless you deprive its original owners of their ability to create it.

I don't know if that's ever happened in history. Some cultures were destroyed, but stolen? Like, someone took a culture from its original owners and used it themselves? That would be like the Japanese invading Korea and then speaking and writing the Korean language themselves while forbidding the Koreans to use it.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 05:10 PM (XJ22o)

239 I didn't know ancient Greeks were retarded.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:10 PM (uK2Q4)

240 Why does anyone watch the view??? I’ve never watched one second but I do hear about it and wonder why anyone would waste their time with such empty vapid nonsense

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:10 PM (+gA9j)

241 Someone tell this bitch the Greeks owned a lot of slaves
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 05:09 PM (fkeut)
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And yet it pales in comparison to Egyptian slaves.

Where they killed the slaves to forever serve their master in the Afterlife.

That's total slavery, right there.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:11 PM (Fi81e)

242 I identify as Rick James BITCH!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2026 05:12 PM (xvV+O)

243 By "Africa" she means north Africa. And yeah, it was all settled by white people.
Posted by: Green Shades at May 15, 2026 05:04 PM (WukWc)


And those whites were the ones who cut down the magnificent Sahara forest, leaving a wasteland.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 05:12 PM (2WIwB)

244 Helen of Troy being white is a Jewish Lie

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (fkeut)

245 Look at the sculpture. Hannibal was whiter than the Romans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (uK2Q4)

246 Carthage was in North Africa…. Rome fought the 3 Punic wars against it…. But I don’t think that ancient power was a black African city; I imagine Egyptians…. Am I wrong?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (+gA9j)

247 I can never watch Whip It again because I can't look at Ellen Page without associating her with her current self.

Very good movie.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 04:51 PM (qrzX6)

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And I thought it was because she looks like she belongs in the band Devo.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (f1kZG)

248 The concept of "blackness everywhere" is called Afrocentrism. If you google it you'll probably find mostly positive statements but it's ahistorical nonsense.

Posted by: fb at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (JVEmw)

249 I identify as Rick James BITCH!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2026 05:12 PM (xvV+O)
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Charlie Murphy! What did the five fingers say to the face?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)

250 I think you're just being argumentative, YD, because you know that cultural artefacts are not the same thing as culture. You can't "steal" a culture unless you deprive its original owners of their ability to create it.

I don't know if that's ever happened in history. Some cultures were destroyed, but stolen? Like, someone took a culture from its original owners and used it themselves? That would be like the Japanese invading Korea and then speaking and writing the Korean language themselves while forbidding the Koreans to use it.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 05:10 PM (XJ22o)

The Romans certainly borrowed a lot of Greek Culture and Mythology and applied it to their own pantheon. Some felt that it went too far and looked down on too much Greek. They also learned Greek for many uses.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)

251 32 British culture was stolen from Africa, too. Apparently.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)

They should give it back.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 15, 2026 05:14 PM (JcF+m)

252 And I thought it was because she looks like she belongs in the band Devo.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (f1kZG)
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Is she not men?

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:14 PM (Fi81e)

253 240 Why does anyone watch the view??? I’ve never watched one second but I do hear about it and wonder why anyone would waste their time with such empty vapid nonsense
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:10 PM (+gA9j


I know someone who mentioned watching The View. I suppose it will not surprise you to learn that she was completely mal-informed about everything.

Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2026 05:14 PM (FMtrg)

254
I don't understand why Historical films have to be all grey and no color, when they would wear bright colors into battle??
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

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Digital killed the color-film star.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (XJ22o)

255 Why does anyone watch the view??? I’ve never watched one second but I do hear about it and wonder why anyone would waste their time with such empty vapid nonsense
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:10 PM (+gA9j)


It is a tv show.
Complete with writers and actors and a director.
Vapid by design, it caters to its niche.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (2WIwB)

256 In fact, America is so beholden to Israel, every year we celebrate the Forth of Jew Lie

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (fkeut)

257 216 By "Africa" she means north Africa. And yeah, it was all settled by white people.
Posted by: Green Shades at May 15, 2026 05:04 PM (WukWc)


First by Europeans, who civilized it.
Then by muslims, who turned it into the mess it is right now.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (0MFDl)

258 Carthage was in North Africa…. Rome fought the 3 Punic wars against it…. But I don’t think that ancient power was a black African city; I imagine Egyptians…. Am I wrong?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (+gA9j)

Carthage was a colony of Tyre, a city in Lebanon.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)

259 I love this. Some guy on X named Siraj Hashmi suggests that if they only give us one highly specific race swap in the other direction -- Ryan Gosling as the lead in a Barack Obama biopic -- then we can call it all even:

x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/2054761461428187615

h/t Driscroll on Insty: instapundit.com/796909/

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (Sy6m/)

260 British culture was stolen from Africa, too. Apparently.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)
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Anthropologically, the human race was stolen from Africa!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (Fi81e)

261 Ancient Greece didn't have orchestras like the Plains Indians didn't have horn sections

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (gu0hJ)

262 White people are no longer allowed to have a unique history, their own stories, or honored traditions.

Ask them, they'll tell you white people have no culture.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (6ydKt)

263 The View is a very obvious CIA op.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 05:16 PM (fkeut)

264 Posted by: All In The Family at May 15, 2026 05:08 PM (Sma6t)

Norman Lear meant to make Archie Bunker represent all blue collar white non Jewish men as he saw them As a buffoon. It backed fired just like they tried with Alex Keaton.

Of course he denied it after Archie Bunker became beloved.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:16 PM (qrzX6)

265
The Romans certainly borrowed a lot of Greek Culture and Mythology and applied it to their own pantheon. Some felt that it went too far and looked down on too much Greek. They also learned Greek for many uses.
Posted by: Oldcat

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That's exactly what I'm saying, though. They didn't STEAL anything.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 05:16 PM (XJ22o)

266 In fact, America is so beholden to Israel, every year we celebrate the Forth of Jew Lie

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 05:15 PM (fkeut)
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I know! Right?

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at May 15, 2026 05:16 PM (Fi81e)

267 Target is feeling the wrath again from the everyday wine Karen. Evidently their new shopping carts are plastic and are falling apart. Also, the spawn of Karen will not fit in the cart. LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 05:16 PM (abIsI)

268 I don't know if that's ever happened in history. Some cultures were destroyed, but stolen? Like, someone took a culture from its original owners and used it themselves? That would be like the Japanese invading Korea and then speaking and writing the Korean language themselves while forbidding the Koreans to use it.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl

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I believe J. Peterman did that to Kramer.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 05:17 PM (0MFDl)

269
Why does anyone watch the view??? I’ve never watched one second but I do hear about it and wonder why anyone would waste their time with such empty vapid nonsense
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

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I know someone who watches it. She's a complete idiot.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 05:17 PM (XJ22o)

270 I think the most accurate and educational show about Ancient Culture was Xena, Warrior Princess.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 05:17 PM (rGqqI)

271 Amazing how so-called progressives hate the people responsible for all progress.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 05:17 PM (fkeut)

272 The Romans certainly borrowed a lot of Greek Culture and Mythology and applied it to their own pantheon. Some felt that it went too far and looked down on too much Greek. They also learned Greek for many uses.
Posted by: Oldcat

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That's exactly what I'm saying, though. They didn't STEAL anything.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 05:16 PM (XJ22o)

well they didn't exactly pay for it either. Aside from hiring/enslaving (more like a long term contract) Greek Tutors for their kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)

273 Carthage had the whitest people I have ever seen. Despite what the children of Satan will tell you.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:17 PM (uK2Q4)

274 The View back when it first started in the late 90's with BabaWawa, it was not overtly partisan and ugly, like everything, it really went to the dark side during the Obama years.

Pretty much all of culture began to suck and deteriorate around 2010.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 05:18 PM (XV/Pl)

275 263 The View is a very obvious CIA op.
Posted by: ... a


Wait, I thought Ratcliffe was supposed to clean everything up over there?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 05:18 PM (abIsI)

276 246 Carthage was in North Africa…. Rome fought the 3 Punic wars against it…. But I don’t think that ancient power was a black African city; I imagine Egyptians…. Am I wrong?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (+gA9j)

Historians didn't believe accounts that Carthage sacrificed their Children and the Roman's were horrified by this. and Now they are finding evidence that they did kill their Children.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2026 05:19 PM (21PP6)

277 Related: Why do you caaaare so much if a woke museum was paid $1 million in taxpayer money so that black men could put white women in slave shackles?

The struggle (session) goes on.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 15, 2026 05:19 PM (qivay)

278 Posted by: All In The Family at May 15, 2026 05:08 PM (Sma6t)

Norman Lear meant to make Archie Bunker represent all blue collar white non Jewish men as he saw them As a buffoon. It backed fired just like they tried with Alex Keaton.

Of course he denied it after Archie Bunker became beloved.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:16 PM (qrzX6)

Yeah, from the start the Bunkers are who you were supposed to hate, as opposed to the more enlightened kids and neighbors. But at least in those days they were flexible enough to bend the zeal to get a successful show.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:20 PM (8avO+)

279 Ask them, they'll tell you white people have no culture.
——

? I guess if you’re gonna lie, make it a really big lie.

LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 05:20 PM (BbO+r)

280 Has Sonny Hostin yet made fun of Trump for using the word decimate when he obviously didn’t understand the original Roman meaning of 9 Roman soldiers beating the 10th to death (after casting lots)? Because she’s so knowledgeable about history she’d know that right??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:20 PM (+gA9j)

281 Didn't whites steal Polo from the Mongols ... or, was it the Afghanis?
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:48 PM (9maW1)
________________________

I think it was Frank L. Baum and "The Wizard of Oz" who stole Poppies from Afghanistan...and the act of beating up on women, but you'll only find the latter in the Director's Cut.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 05:20 PM (dIske)

282 Baal and Moloch. The sacrifice was real.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:21 PM (uK2Q4)

283 246 Carthage was in North Africa…. Rome fought the 3 Punic wars against it…. But I don’t think that ancient power was a black African city; I imagine Egyptians…. Am I wrong?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (+gA9j)

Canaanite, Phonecian specifically.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at May 15, 2026 05:21 PM (okun6)

284 Norman Lear meant to make Archie Bunker represent all blue collar white non Jewish men as he saw them As a buffoon. It backed fired just like they tried with Alex Keaton.

Of course he denied it after Archie Bunker became beloved.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:16 PM (qrzX6)
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I was thinking about that last week, when I was considering that Alan Moore did not intend for Rorschach to become the sort of "hero" of the Watchman.

But it was inevitable. Moore saw it through his ideological lens, and Rorschach could never be a "good guy". So, he didn't see how making Rorschach the one guy who wanted to go back to the People with the truth and died because he could do no other, that even his brutality did not stand in the way of this act.

Had he been able to float comic standards and make Rorschach actually say racist things, it probably would have changed the reaction. And I have no doubt that Moore imputed "right-wing" Rorschach as a "racist".

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at May 15, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)

285 Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:53 PM (9maW

It's terrible what they did to her- those that convinced her and those that performed the surgery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 05:21 PM (OYsYV)

286 Carthaga delenda est

The View delenda est? — Cato the Elder

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:22 PM (+gA9j)

287 Presentism affects the Left greatly. They judge all history based on the present moral and cultural standards. It results in some fucked up thinking.

It's only relatively recent that Might Makes Right isn't the controlling factor in the Western World.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:22 PM (qrzX6)

288 No culture? Like wearing a ballcap backwards and wearing loose pants so bubba has easy access?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:22 PM (uK2Q4)

289 274 The View back when it first started in the late 90's with BabaWawa, it was not overtly partisan and ugly, like everything, it really went to the dark side during the Obama years.

Pretty much all of culture began to suck and deteriorate around 2010.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 05:18 PM (XV/Pl)

That Documentary Barbra was depressing, and she was alone and only cared about fame. Didn't like her daughter, she was a horrible human

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2026 05:23 PM (21PP6)

290 it's a little known fact that zeus originally looked like fred sanford

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 05:23 PM (CWTWj)

291 👉🏼 Independence, AOC plays coy on White House run as polling has her neck and neck with Kamala and she storms into Shapiro territory
EXCLUSIVE: She’s gaining ground in the polls, campaigning for down-ballot Democrats and courting the party’s base. Eric Garcia breaks down what comes next for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Friday 15 May 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 15, 2026 05:23 PM (NFX2v)

292 246 Carthage was in North Africa…. Rome fought the 3 Punic wars against it…. But I don’t think that ancient power was a black African city; I imagine Egyptians…. Am I wrong?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:13 PM (+gA9j)

Historians didn't believe accounts that Carthage sacrificed their Children and the Roman's were horrified by this. and Now they are finding evidence that they did kill their Children.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2026 05:19 PM (21PP6)

I think that was only a (lunatic) fringe because even before recent digs that prove it, the uniform evidence from historical writings always said otherwise.

Rome itself, overtly anti external human sacrifice did do an emergency one when a prophecy came out in the Punic wars that Gauls, or Carthage would 'occupy' Rome. So they sacrificed a Gaul and a Carthaginian and buried them in the city for occupation purposes. Rome had a pretty legalistic view of religion, more like contract law than anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:24 PM (8avO+)

293 History begins on the day you're born.

Posted by: I thought everyone knew that at May 15, 2026 05:25 PM (2Ez/1)

294 Ask them, they'll tell you white people have no culture.

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No culture?!!! We have white bread, marshmallows, and milk!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 05:25 PM (ndZc7)

295 290 it's a little known fact that zeus originally looked like fred sanford
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 05:23 PM (CWTWj)

Which Greek god looked like Lamont the big dummy?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:25 PM (+gA9j)

296 Remember that THE VIEW is part of ABC news

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2026 05:25 PM (21PP6)

297 I just rolled in from Victoria, Tx...anybody else pissed off about 15% ethanol in gas?

At least Nehls (current) and Cloud (future) are agin it! Of course Crenshaw went along with the yeas.

Posted by: DanMan at May 15, 2026 05:25 PM (8uzBS)

298 288 No culture? Like wearing a ballcap backwards and wearing loose pants so bubba has easy access?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Don't forget the untied Timberland ghetto boots.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 05:26 PM (abIsI)

299 I'm just waiting for Colbert to kiss Ellen Paige on the mouth on camera.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

I think if Colbert had gone ahead and bl*wn Peedro Pascal, I might have been convinced to see that sh*t movie.

Posted by: Nelly at May 15, 2026 05:26 PM (6+ehB)

300 What percentage is summer blend?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 05:26 PM (uK2Q4)

301 297 I just rolled in from Victoria, Tx...anybody else pissed off about 15% ethanol in gas?

At least Nehls (current) and Cloud (future) are agin it! Of course Crenshaw went along with the yeas.
Posted by: DanMan


The corn must flow - Chuck Grassley and Donald Trump

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 05:27 PM (abIsI)

302 Has Sonny Hostin yet made fun of Trump for using the word decimate when he obviously didn’t understand the original Roman meaning of 9 Roman soldiers beating the 10th to death (after casting lots)? Because she’s so knowledgeable about history she’d know that right??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 05:20 PM (+gA9j)

Yes, the legions lived and messed (cooked food and ate) in groups of 10. So it was particularly horrible to have to beat to death a men who stood by you in battle and you lived with for decades.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)

303 Hepatitis: : God of fire, metalworking, and craftsmanship. and Liver disease.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 05:28 PM (dIske)

304 Adonis looked like Bille Dee Williams.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 05:28 PM (ndZc7)

305 Few people know that Muddy Waters' real name was McKinley Morganfield. Even fewer know that he was actually a Cockney immigrant from London and it was all a stage persona. I am currently in the pitching stage of the biggest historical musical of all time.

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 15, 2026 05:29 PM (9HePL)

306 "I was thinking about that last week, when I was considering that Alan Moore did not intend for Rorschach to become the sort of "hero" of the Watchman."

I may be the only person who only associates the name "Alan Moore" with Judas Priest's 2nd album, Sad Wings of Destiny.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 15, 2026 05:29 PM (W5mpo)

307 Norman Lear meant to make Archie Bunker represent all blue collar white non Jewish men as he saw them As a buffoon. It backed fired just like they tried with Alex Keaton.

Of course he denied it after Archie Bunker became beloved.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:16 PM (qrzX6)

A few weeks after joining a company, the very young CEO tells me that they had recently sold a videoconferencing system to Carroll O'Conner. The kid had no idea who he was, and he asked me if I knew. Yeah kid, a l'il bit...dumbass...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 15, 2026 05:29 PM (nbLIj)

308 Launch reminder: Live in 13 minutes

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Launch Date: May 15, 2026 (EDT)
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Posted by: Joyenz at May 15, 2026 05:29 PM (2F0/Y)

309 294 Ask them, they'll tell you white people have no culture.

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No culture?!!! We have white bread, marshmallows, and milk!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy


and the GAP

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 05:29 PM (abIsI)

310 How well does AO-C speak Spanish? I would look sort if look forward to her running against Rubio. I think her command of Spanish is probably greater and he's certainly a smarter and more articulate person.than she is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 05:30 PM (OYsYV)

311 Presentism affects the Left greatly. They judge all history based on the present moral and cultural standards. It results in some fucked up thinking.

It's only relatively recent that Might Makes Right isn't the controlling factor in the Western World.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:22 PM (qrzX6)
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I find very few people can follow arguments that I use where I illustrate the insufficiency of a statement based on a historical lens.

For example, it used to be the case that Scientists could not substantiate the animal called the "gorilla". And what the natives called it was something like the "old man of the forest". A good number of Scientists of the time projected that they would never find such an animal, because it was *obviously* like elves and trolls and European lore.

It was as much a subject of legend as the Greek lore about flaming rocks hurled by Zeus.

But the takeaway should be that things that sound like myths, shouldn't always be taken to be equivalent to myths. And we can see that illustrated by just the flow of history.

"But they've proven gorillas", is about the quality of response I get from a lot of people.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)

312 Medusa looked like Whoopi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 05:30 PM (ndZc7)

313 That woman in tears. "Ive read so many books."

No one would have bid on her as a slave.

Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2026 05:31 PM (lCppi)

314 Best ancient Greek joke I ever saw is the t-shirt featuring Mediocrates, famous for the saying "meh...good enough"

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 15, 2026 05:31 PM (9HePL)

315 Ancient African civilizations were so advanced modern, urban blacks have to appropriate other cultures from the past to claim current glories.

Odd.

Why can't they point to any African culture--then or now--as superior?

It's kinda like how Liberia, founded entirely by freed blacks, funded lavishly by the West, with slavery even banned in their constitution ... devolved into masters and slaves in less than a generation.
And is now one of the most dangerous places in the world, regardless of skin color.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:31 PM (73/SM)

316 Cucumber slices in water!

Where's our parades!?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 05:31 PM (Sco7b)

317 Nood

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 05:31 PM (bOS38)

318 Perse-phone: Queen of the underworld and goddess of spring growth. Also, a burner phone to keep in your 'purse' for emergencies.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 05:32 PM (dIske)

319 The Five is talking about Pratt now.

Jessica's there. Ughh.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 05:32 PM (Sco7b)

320 @nicksortor
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🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Election whistleblower Tina Peters will soon be RELEASED FROM PRISON, receiving clemency from Colorado Gov. Jared Polis, per CNN

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 05:33 PM (ZxPkt)

321 It's kinda like how Liberia, founded entirely by freed blacks, funded lavishly by the West, with slavery even banned in their constitution ... devolved into masters and slaves in less than a generation.
And is now one of the most dangerous places in the world, regardless of skin color.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:31 PM (73/SM)

Well, Liberia is kind of a hell hole. Just ask me.

Posted by: General Butt Naked at May 15, 2026 05:33 PM (j017i)

322 Just to be clear. Africans colonized the Greek Isles displacing indigenous peoples. Got it.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 05:33 PM (dIske)

323 "His" command of Spanish is greater than hers is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 05:33 PM (OYsYV)

324 Historians didn't believe accounts that Carthage sacrificed their Children and the Roman's were horrified by this. and Now they are finding evidence that they did kill their Children.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 15, 2026 05:19 PM (21PP6)

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Historians didn't believe that about the "High Places" in historic Israel. Then they found mass graves of bones too small to be adults with saw marks on them.

When David put captives "to the saw", it's probably one of the last Biblical cases that I had a tough time getting over, but when you think about it being "an eye for an eye" because that's what these people did with kids--not completely, but I can almost see it....

And we do now have evidence of these pre-Israel sacrificial pits, where bones are scared from saw marks and burns. The Lord's wrath is scary, but it makes sense.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:35 PM (Fi81e)

325 Allow me to illuminate my colostomy. Public domain or do I owe the twenty five cent royalty?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 05:35 PM (YlWIZ)

326 Decimatus is the stupidest thing I can think of of Roman military practices. Unless it was a form of punishment for a military mistake of the group. When used to maintain discipline I find it retarded. But what do I know since they had the most powerful military in the world for centuries.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:36 PM (qrzX6)

327 Ask them, they'll tell you white people have no culture.
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As illustrated with African blues, we've allowed so many to expand our culture, only to act like it is completely apart from our culture.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)

328 CNN headline:

Election denier Tina Peters will get clemency after admitting she ‘made a mistake,’ Colorado’s Democratic governor says


no editorial slant there, no sir!

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 05:37 PM (ZxPkt)

329 It's kinda like how Liberia, founded entirely by freed blacks, funded lavishly by the West, with slavery even banned in their constitution ... devolved into masters and slaves in less than a generation.
And is now one of the most dangerous places in the world, regardless of skin color.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 05:31 PM (73/SM)

Might Makes Right still very much the way things work in Africa.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:38 PM (qrzX6)

330 Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:35 PM (Fi81e

Abraham was going to sacrifice his son but God said just kidding so that's when the sacrifices probably stopped for good.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:41 PM (qrzX6)

331 Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:35 PM (Fi81e

Abraham was going to sacrifice his son but God said just kidding so that's when the sacrifices probably stopped for good.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 05:41 PM (qrzX6)
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I think it was a good illustration by God that human sacrifice--something people had associated with worship--was not going to be a requirement.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 05:45 PM (Fi81e)

332 Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Gonorrhea at May 15, 2026 06:10 PM (2Ez/1)

333 Mary Lefkowitz' book Not Out of Africa discusses the origins in classical Greek fantasies about Egypt, as imagined in some of their mystery cults. Then early in the modern era the Masons got involved. Then Mozart (I think he was a Mason.)
Then Madame Blavatsky. Then we wuz kangs. Everybody wants to LARP as a king. Nobody wants to LARP as the poor guy whose African king took on the Asante or one of the other expansionist African empires, was on the losing side of the war, didn't get to serve as a human sacrifice, and survived to get sold for money for more guns for the Asante to keep on conquering.
Then he got sold to a European middleman. A victim of imperialist war. Just not a European one.

Posted by: Peter B at May 15, 2026 06:55 PM (VTbl0)

334 Afrocentrism: the stupid theory that the classical Greeks stole all their best ideas from the Egyptians and, by the way, the Egyptians were black Africans, has been around in one form or another for more than 100 years, so it’s probably about time for it to resurface. The fable stretches from Marcus Garvey’s 1923 essay “Who and What Is a Negro?” to, in the mid 1950s, Cheikh Anka Diop’s “The African Origin of Civilization: Myth or Reality.” (Eng.Ed. 1974) (spoiler, Diop claimed it was reality). You can add to those, G.G.M. James’s, “Stolen Legacy: The Greeks Were Not the Authors of Greek Philosophy, but the People of North Africa, Commonly Called the Egyptians.” (1973), and Martin Bernal’s book, “Black Athena: The Afroasiatic Roots of Classical Civilization.” (3 vols. 1987, 1991, and 2006).

All of these met with suitable pushback at the time-including from mainstream leftist academics. As even the frequent source of extreme left-wing “history” Wiki puts it: “Academic reviews of Bernal's work generally reject his heavy reliance on ancient Greek mythology, speculative assertions, and handling of archaeological, linguistic, and historical data.”

cont below...

Posted by: Pope John 20th at May 16, 2026 01:59 AM (7ZRgl)

335 Afrocentrism cont...
All of these met with suitable pushback at the time-including from mainstream leftist academics. As even the frequent source of extreme left-wing “history” Wiki puts it: “Academic reviews of Bernal's work generally reject his heavy reliance on ancient Greek mythology, speculative assertions, and handling of archaeological, linguistic, and historical data.” Of course Bernal didn’t back down (he wrote a series of “rebuttals” of his critics’ arguments), and his ideas still seep into schools and popular history today. Today, in the age of the 1619 project, however, such nonsense is more likely to believed, and the dissenter shouted down.

Bernal’s theory met with wide-spread ridicule and condemnation. Probably the chief debunker of Bernal’s version of Afrocentrism was Mary Lefkowitz, Professor of Classical Studies at Wellesley College (that well-known conservative academic institution). She started with articles in The New Republic and professional publications, and then exposed her arguments to wider circulation in the books, “Black Athena Revisited,” and “Not Out of Africa: How Afrocentrism Became an Excuse to Teach Myth As History.”

cont below...

Posted by: Pope John 20th at May 16, 2026 02:00 AM (7ZRgl)

336 Afrocentrism cont...

For those wanting to read the original books about the topic, some of Diop’s books, Bernal’s books, and Lefkowitz’s books are available for loan from the Internet Archive. “Not Out of Africa” provides a good summary of the arguments, and the articles collected in “Black Athena Revisited” pretty much pound Bernal and the Afrocentrists about 10 feet deep into the ground.

Mixed in with the arguments over the Egyptian origin of Greek philosophy were claims that some of the notables of history were black Africans. Frequently listed were Cleopatra (Cleopatra VII Philopator, hereafter referred to only as Cleopatra for simplicity as none of the other “Cleopatras” are relevant and won’t be mentioned at all), Eratosthenes, Septimus Severus and Hannibal. A film depiction a few years back had Cleopatra as a black African. Egypt's thenPtolemaic dynasty mostly married within the Macedonian/Greek (the Macedonians considered themselves Greek, the Greeks mostly didn’t) ruling class and after the first hundred years or so practiced family intermarriage and sibling marriages.

cont below ...

Posted by: Pope John 20th at May 16, 2026 02:04 AM (7ZRgl)

337 Afrocentrism cont ....

With that said, however, IIRC while most of Cleopatra's ancestors are known, Cleopatra's father (Ptolemy XII Auletes) was the son of her grandfather (Ptolemy IX Soter II) and a mistress whose identity is a bit uncertain-I can't find an authoritative source for this point, I likely read it in one of Lefkowitz’s books, but I can't find it after a quick search. Anyway, even if one of Cleopatra’s grandmothers is unknown, chances are the grandmother was a member of the Macedonian/Greek expatriate community or, possibly, a native Egyptian. It is extremely unlikely the grandmother was a black African, and even if she were, then Cleopatra would have been no more than 25% black.

As for Helen of Troy, cont below ....

Posted by: Pope John 20th at May 16, 2026 02:07 AM (7ZRgl)

338 Afrocentrism cont....

So far as I know, before Nolan's film, and possibly the version written by the feminist goof who is the apparent source of the version of the Odyssey relied upon by Nolan, no-one ever argued Helen of Troy was black because, 1. she's purely a literary character, and 2. she wasn't from Africa. IIRC she was the daughter of Zeus and Leda, and was hatched from an egg; maybe they should cast a swan to play the part...

FWIW, if Nolan and his studio backers want to film a 'diverse' version of the Odyssey, there's nothing stopping them from writing and filming a modern version as has been done for some of Shakespeare's plays-West Side Story for example. But such a project wouldn't let them capitalize on the reputation of the original, it would require more work by the writers, and, most important, it wouldn't offend we deplorables.

Posted by: Pope John 20th at May 16, 2026 02:34 AM (7ZRgl)

Foreign Communist Candidate for LA Mayor Nithya Raman Wants to Ban Backyard BBQs Because the Transnational Invaders Instinctively Make Endless War on American Normies

Their absolute hatred of anything normal and wholesome, and their absolute determination to steal away any simple pleasure from the working and middle classes, is demonic.

I'm sure you remember this same instinct in full effect during the lockdown.

But Black Lives Matter thugs are allowed to dance in the streets, of course.

LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban

Los Angeles mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman wanted to ban backyard barbecues for residents during certain high fire danger days across the city.

Raman introduced a motion Wednesday directing city officials to examine emergency restrictions on grilling during Red Flag Warning days, when high winds and dry conditions significantly increase wildfire danger across Los Angeles.

The proposal specifically asks officials to consider possible limits on backyard barbecues, fire pits and other open flames in residential neighborhoods during those high-risk weather events.

Councilmember Monica Rodriguez, who represents much of the San Fernando Valley, stepped in and successfully blocked the proposal by introducing a separate motion that stripped Raman's barbecue ban.

"The last thing Angelenos need is a ban on hosting a carne asada in their own backyard," Rodriguez told The California Post.

...

"We're not checking the weather for red flag conditions before planning a backyard barbecue," Rodriguez said. "This is what families do. Birthday parties. Carne asadas. Family gatherings. A lot of people barbecue."

The same motion would have also had a major impact on restaurants that cook with open flames. Rodriguez said she started hearing concerns from restaurant owners when the motion was being passed around.

"You had restaurant owners calling it out saying, 'This is going to affect our business,'" she said.

Note that her interest in public safety is strictly limited. She insists that kids will not be safer with a ban on illegal homeless encampments just 500 feet from a school:

But when she sees the chance to stick it to the middle class, she's on it like a Somali on a Medicaid scam.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




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1 foist

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:30 PM (CWTWj)

2 she's a real american

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (73/SM)

3 yes lets ban cooking and meat. save the planet

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (CWTWj)

4 Denaturalize and deport.

I'm done tolerating these jackholes.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (OUMaO)

5 Someone mentioned that the Dumbest Wine Box in America finalist, Ann Althouse, was super upset that an obviously fake video of a tomato hitting Mayor Chia Pet was an incitement of violence against women.

How that stupid bint has an audience still I don't know.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:33 PM (73/SM)

6 This is an IQ test for the constituents of LA. I fully expect them to fail it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t)

7 How will the invaders cook the poor, little cats?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (Sco7b)

8 re 5: i think she's still a liberal at heart but apparently in 2024 she didn't for president

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (CWTWj)

9
Next, she'll ban dog walking. Because dogs are Haram.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (9znMV)

10 This is an IQ test for the constituents of LA. I fully expect them to fail it.
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They'll eat the eraser off the pencil, jam the sharp end into their privates and blame Republicans for the pain.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (73/SM)

11 They will "choose" the whacko.

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (YwEeS)

12 Nice clip.
She seems fun.

Not sure she'll make my "Hot Ladies of the Democratic Party Swimsuit Edition' but she's in the running.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (Sco7b)

13 re me at 8: she didn't 'vote'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 03:37 PM (CWTWj)

14 emergency restrictions on grilling during Red Flag Warning days, when high winds and dry conditions significantly increase wildfire danger across Los Angeles.

Together, we can make every day Red Flag Day!

Posted by: Vegan Commies at May 15, 2026 03:37 PM (KAa/S)

15 I picked up an extra 10lbs of lobster and 10lbs of Kobe beef for a cook-out with the Obamas.

We're going to have a beer summit before we fire up the grill.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (D1E+2)

16 Nithya Ramen is probably my least favorite brand.

Posted by: Guy who eats too much of it at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (2Ez/1)

17 It's Nithya's race to lose to Pratt. Bass would love to have it easy and go against Pratt in the general. Any other candidate like Rae or Miller is throwing your vote away

Turn out is going to be terrible. Nobody is paying attention to this race. I would be turnout will be 20%. That heavily favors incumbents.

Most people won't vote for Bass. But they will split the anti-Bass vote between Naman and Pratt. Then, in November Bass will win with the help of her detractors who still would choose her over a Republican.
In a highly partisan environment, there's basically no way for an establishment incumbent to lose. This is why polarization leads to dysfunctional government.

Street homelessness is down 18%. Bass is getting L.A. Olympic ready. People don’t want to vote for MAGA nor DSA.

I voted for Raman who’s better than Bass, who’s going to win if Raman doesn’t. Best case scenario is Raman pulls it off, worst case scenario Bass wins again. Pratt has no chance so that’s not a scenario.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (ycI94)

18 Some federal district court is missing its judge.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (3g5Xe)

19 Nithya Ramen blames Toyota for catalytic converter thefts.

They blame Walgreen's for theft.

They blame you for slavery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

20 I’ve heard You get the government that you vote for - good and hard!

Posted by: Unkaren at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (JjYer)

21
How that stupid bint has an audience still I don't know.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:33 PM (73/SM)




Between his constant linking of Althouse and the other douchebag fondling the Beatles' balls, I gave up wasting my time on Insty a couple of years ago.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (9znMV)

22 You whip up some macoroni salad, a pitcher of Kool aid, and grill some hot dogs for the kiddies. All for under $10. But why do this when you can walk a few blocks and see meth heads indulging in anal, for the planet doncha know.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (gm9Sb)

23 I have heard that one can trace a lot of these rabid lefty Indians ancestry back to a specific region of India.

And that they're all of the brahmin caste.

Which is to say, the spoiled rich embrace socialism because the spoiled rich can afford socialism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)

24
Raman attended Harvard and MIT but she didn't go from there to get rich in tech or investing. According to ChatGPT, she worked in urban planning, architecture/planning-related consulting, and affordable-housing / homelessness advocacy work. I think she's a true believer, which is scary.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (XJ22o)

25 Damn Spratt is killing it. Best political 'commercial' or whatever it's called evah.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qrzX6)

26 15 I picked up an extra 10lbs of lobster and 10lbs of Kobe beef for a cook-out with the Obamas.

We're going to have a beer summit before we fire up the grill.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (D1E+2)

If it turns into a key party, you're on your own.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)

27 Isn’t she a vegetarian?

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (p4NUW)

28
Barbecue often features pork, which is offensive to muslim colonists. The creature is protecting them, some of her actual constituents.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (VWtfl)

29 Trying to care what Ann Althouse thinks.

(grunting) uunnnnnhhhhh

Nope. Don't care.
Tried to care.
But I don't care.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1)

30 I saw Stupid Bints open for Hole at the Lilith Fair in '97.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (/k+lW)

31
She is probably an insane Indian vegetarian.

Years ago, I knew a couple who liked to grill and BBQ in the summer.

Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

So....yeah...

3rd World a-holes want normal American people to get rid of their BBQ and also dogs.

Just spitballing here but there are other countries they could live in.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (iJfKG)

32 Did the Pratt campaign do the Lego people ad? Because if not, he had a lot of other clever people supporting him

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (n3VHW)

33 Raman v Pratt would be a fun mayoral race.

Raman would probably win because brown women are just better than white men, but it would still be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (xBVv0)

34 Pork, pork, pork
At the end of my fork, fork fork.

Posted by: It's a catchy jingle at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (2Ez/1)

35 Don't live in Hell-A, but I wish him the best of luck. Problem is, even if he wins the whole dug-in Dem machine will fight him tooth and nail. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of commu-minions out there willing to burn the whole place down.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (M0V4/)

36 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Otters called

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Sy6m/)

38 Foreign Communist Candidate for LA Mayor Nithya Raman Wants to Ban Backyard BBQs Because the Transnational Invaders Instinctively Make Endless War on American Normies


Because California doesn't suck enough.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

39 If Pratt loses he just needs to pack up and get out of LA. Can't say he didn't try. No sense committing suicide and going down with the ship.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:44 PM (qrzX6)

40 Ever notice these third worlders, and their first generation offshoots are all shitbirds?

American has a culture that include bbq? Don’t like it GTFO.

I am so sick of these assholes.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:44 PM (m4ES5)

41 "You're right. I've never really liked BBQ now that I think about it."
-AWFL McWineMom Karen, Pasadena

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (xBVv0)

42 LA, Chicago and NYC. Three of America's great metropolis following Detroit into destruction. The nitwits have seen it happen before but arrogantly say "we'll do it right this time" . No, no you won't. Whether you're the political leaders or the sheep you should have seen it coming. No sympathy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (gu0hJ)

43 We're going to have a beer summit before we fire up the grill.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Are you insane? Remember what happened to the last guy who cooked for the Obamas?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (M0V4/)

44 Don't live in Hell-A, but I wish him the best of luck. Problem is, even if he wins the whole dug-in Dem machine will fight him tooth and nail. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of commu-minions out there willing to burn the whole place down.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (M0V4/)

He needs to study what a Rudy did.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (qrzX6)

45 Is this about me?

Posted by: The douchebag fondling the Beatles' balls at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (2Ez/1)

46 . . . from my warm, greasy, dead fingers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)

47 Nithya needs to go back to India and become a street food fender who cooks with her feet and wipes her backside with her hands before handing you your bread rolls.

She is an asshole.

Posted by: Ban Immigration From India at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (Sma6t)

48 Next, she'll ban dog walking. Because dogs are Haram.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (9znMV)



Seems we should ban Haram.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

49 >> LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban

We have a saying in America for thoughts like this, “go fuck yourself”.

Isn’t the free exchange of ideas great?

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (m4ES5)

50 Look at those crazy eyes. Can’t understand normal thinking.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (Htwr7)

51 America is haram. They should get out else their god Allah will be displeased.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (xBVv0)

52 FYI: You can spend all your love making time

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)

53 I mean, she's right. Kids aren't that much safer if you just move the homeless camps 500 feet away from the school.

Instead, we need to ban homeless camps within 10 miles of a school, for the children.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (H6QjV)

54 It is perfectly OK for any old WOG to take an 87 octane bath and light himself up, but no weenie roasts on a summer night?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (gm9Sb)

55 51 America is haram. They should get out else their god Allah will be displeased.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (xBVv0)

They should go to England. T.E. Lawrence would approve.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (xcxpd)

56 The Hate America party posed to win LA just like they did NYC.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (qrzX6)

57 Damn Spratt is killing it. Best political 'commercial' or whatever it's called evah.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qrzX6)



It's like he hired the crew that used to do the songs for Phineas and Ferb.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

58
This is an IQ test for the constituents of LA. I fully expect them to fail it.
Posted by: Archimedes

==============

It's funny, I don't think I've ever seen the LA electorate dissected and analyzed the way, say, NYC voters are. Who are LA voters? I can think of the students of UCLA, the rich whiteys of the west side and the San Fernando Valley, the illegal aliens of east and central, middle-lass Blacks of Crenshaw, dead-enders in Watts (haven't been there, only seen it on tv so I can't confirm). I'm guessing/generalizing on a lot of this, cuz I've never seen anyone else do it before.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)

59 Okay, so she's unAmerican. Quelle surprise. Most of LA is unAmerican, according to everything I've seen. Really, the big quake can't happen soon enough for that shithole.

I won't go to Chicago anymore. I won't go to NYC either. I only pass through Dallas/FTW on my way to the MoMe. Seattle is a mess, and I won't go to Portland. Hell, I can barely stand Honolulu, but at least the weather is divine there.

On a nicer note, the leaves on the birch trees all popped out this morning. Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, and the birdies are all over the damned place. I'm putting the rest of the garden in this weekend. All is right in MY world.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (DwqWV)

60 53 I mean, she's right. Kids aren't that much safer if you just move the homeless camps 500 feet away from the school.

Instead, we need to ban homeless camps within 10 miles of a school, for the children.
Posted by: Cave Johnson

You're playing by their rules. Just ban homeless camps. Done.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (ycI94)

61 Rahman learned the grift quickly . Set up her own " homeless services" not for profit and made herself a millionaire. Perfect Cali pol

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (gu0hJ)

62 Ban ferners from running for office at any level.

They come here, they run, they win, they suck.

Just stop the practice altogether.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Pratt: Public safety and social order for everyone!

Bass: Teeth for tweakers!

Raman: Outdoor grilling for outlaws only!

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (Sy6m/)

64 So Hispanics are gonna vote for this ramen noodles lady?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (2Ez/1)

65 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9)

66 GET ME NEW CHOPPAHS

Posted by: Ahnold Methenegger at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (UjdFS)

67 I thought the original Lego song was a huge indictment against the Left and socialism.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (qrzX6)

68 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9)



It's his chosen logo, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

69 57 Damn Spratt is killing it. Best political 'commercial' or whatever it's called evah.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (qrzX6)


It's like he hired the crew that used to do the songs for Phineas and Ferb.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

'Bowling for Soup'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd)

70 Okay, so she's unAmerican. Quelle surprise. Most of LA is unAmerican, according to everything I've seen. Really, the big quake can't happen soon enough for that shithole.

I won't go to Chicago anymore. I won't go to NYC either. I only pass through Dallas/FTW on my way to the MoMe. Seattle is a mess, and I won't go to Portland. Hell, I can barely stand Honolulu, but at least the weather is divine there.

On a nicer note, the leaves on the birch trees all popped out this morning. Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, and the birdies are all over the damned place. I'm putting the rest of the garden in this weekend. All is right in MY world.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (DwqWV)

Even among the Democrats here in LA, the real problem is the grifting class and the elites. The low info voter is the least of the problems.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (8avO+)

71 65 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9)


Mankind was waiting for you to come flying along...

Posted by: Seals and Crofts at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (/k+lW)

72
65 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May

He created a hummingbird sanctuary on his property. There are videos out there of him with hummingbirds landing all over him.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (p4NUW)

73 Nothing outside Raman noodles
Nothing above Raman noodles
Everything within Raman noodles.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (wBaIH)

74
'Bowling for Soup'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd)



You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

75 74
'Bowling for Soup'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:51 PM (xcxpd)

You asked for it......

https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

\m/

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (xcxpd)

76 Another polytheist communist who was born in India, and even went back there after being in the states for a while. It was such a great place she came back here to scam a naturalization, and tell us all how to live, constitution be damned.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (f4tQo)

77 I liked it better when Democrat lunatics like Raman didn't go to Harvard. It was much better when Theodore Roosevelt attended.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (n3VHW)

78 It's funny, I don't think I've ever seen the LA electorate dissected and analyzed the way, say, NYC voters are. Who are LA voters? I can think of the students of UCLA, the rich whiteys of the west side and the San Fernando Valley, the illegal aliens of east and central, middle-lass Blacks of Crenshaw, dead-enders in Watts (haven't been there, only seen it on tv so I can't confirm). I'm guessing/generalizing on a lot of this, cuz I've never seen anyone else do it before.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)

There are few to no elections here not gerrymandered to safe seats for both parties. Nothing is contested.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (8avO+)

79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rbvCR)

80 73 Nothing outside Raman noodles
Nothing above Raman noodles
Everything within Raman noodles.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (wBaIH)

Dang thing is...well done ramen is good.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (tOcjL)

81 About 4mm live in LA, about 1mm voted in the last election, to give Karen Basura the victory over Rick Caruso. About how many Angeleno possible voters don't know Pratt is running until they see his name on the ballot?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (Dv3i1)

82 Outlaw apple pie, why don't you?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

83 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53

That sounds horrible.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

84 62 Ban ferners from running for office at any level.

They come here, they run, they win, they suck.

Just stop the practice altogether.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)


Even more necessary for judgeships, since immigrants cannot be expected to ever develop sufficient cultural facility to judge the native-born wisely. One of the more risible/infuriating tendencies is an inability to accept that our Bill of Rights means what it says; they literally cannot conceive that the Framers actually meant those words, so they asspull that it was poetic.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (Sy6m/)

85 Hey guys,

We have a launch today.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - CRS SpX-34
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 15, 2026 (EDT)
Launch Time: 6:05 p.m. EDT (2205 UTC (May 15, 00:05 CEST)

https://youtu.be/RdCYRAj6PMI

Posted by: Joyenz at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (2F0/Y)

86 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rbvCR)


I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Posted by: Zombie Graham Chapman at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (/k+lW)

87 Black pepper Spam is the best Spam.
Fight me.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1)

88 86 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (rbvCR)

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Posted by: Zombie Graham Chapman at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (/k+lW)

=======

"Would you like it with a goat? Would you like it on a boat?"
-Spam I Am

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (xBVv0)

89 She is probably an insane Indian vegetarian.
......

That poops upstream from where she bathes.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (UjdFS)

90 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53

That sounds horrible.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)


His first hint was:

"On Clearance".

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (iJfKG)

91
Sizzle
Pork
And
MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Don't live in Hell-A, but I wish him the best of luck. Problem is, even if he wins the whole dug-in Dem machine will fight him tooth and nail. And I'm sure there'll be plenty of commu-minions out there willing to burn the whole place down.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (M0V4/)

He needs to study what a Rudy did.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:45 PM (qrzX6)

There's a lot he might be able to do by firing deadwood in the city police and services and overall administration areas.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (8avO+)

93 Way to court the Black vote!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e)

94 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

95 About as off topic as I can get; today kicks off "World Fiddle Day." A weekend, actually, of... well, music with fiddles. Big one going on in Harpers Ferry, WV.

I doubt anyone's going to prohibit grilling burgers there.

They'd be strung up. 👀

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (jehhT)

96 Remember when America was a melting pot, and you left your old shitty culture at the door, because that’s one of the main reasons you were here?

That all fell apart when Democrats started telling them how their culture was more important than ours.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (f4tQo)

97 83 79 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53

That sounds horrible.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

Piper and I are in complete agreement.

And on that point, I have to get my 1st PET in 2 weeks and have been told practically zero carbs the day before. I looked at my options for food (with dairy and nuts out) and was like "this will be the worst day of eating ever"...but then it will be done.

Right now, it looks like bacon, bunless burger, and steak...with some eggs (apparently under 1 carb is okay)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (tOcjL)

98 89 She is probably an insane Indian vegetarian.
......

That poops upstream from where she bathes.
Posted by: wth

An idea for Pratt's next viral video - to the tune of Lakmé - Duo des fleurs

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (Dv3i1)

99 I bought some gochujang flavored Spam on clearance, and I have to say that I am not impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:53

That sounds horrible.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

His first hint was:

"On Clearance".

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:55 PM (iJfKG)

We're the cans dusty?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (zZu0s)

100 >>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...


You are Grilling Our God!

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (4ljtY)

101 94 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

Rinse it, slice it and pan fry it.
Surprisingly good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (xcxpd)

102 Surpeise, Surprise, a Jeet doesn't want anyone to eat meat.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (iXqHn)

103 Don't knock it until you've fried it.
In honey butter.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

104 About how many Angeleno possible voters don't know Pratt is running until they see his name on the ballot?
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Most if they aren't social media obsessives. Most voters are apolitical in behavior but reflexive in outlook. People that smack the refresh button on x, insta, Faceboof, etc. are not the average voter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (diia5)

105 This thinking by the Left goes back decades. When I was young, a good rule of thumb was that if it was something a nuclear family in the suburbs liked to do, it automatically sucked.

Posted by: MartynWW at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (M9zxq)

106 About 4mm live in LA, about 1mm voted in the last election, to give Karen Basura the victory over Rick Caruso. About how many Angeleno possible voters don't know Pratt is running until they see his name on the ballot?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (Dv3i1)

well going viral with mean tweets gives him 100x the exposure of ads with virtually zero cost. Basura is already skipping the next debate just to avoid facing him again.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)

107 In NoVA, we have that Bangladeshi who showed up 5 minutes ago, ran for office, won, and now wants to ban guns and implement sharia (allegedly).

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

108 Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.

Now they come here and try to tell us how to live. GFY.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (f4tQo)

109 >>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

Have they never heard of a burnt sacrifice?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

110
I doubt anyone's going to prohibit grilling burgers there.

They'd be strung up. 👀
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (jehhT)



There was an Ole Miss baseball game on the big screen at a sports bar we were at the other day.

They allow grills in the outfield stands. People were cooking burgers and hotdogs during the game.

I thought that was awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Spam, spam, spam, gochujang, and spam.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (RIvkX)

112 You were born a steer, but tonight you are a walleye!

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)

113 >>>If it turns into a key party, you're on your own.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog

>Everybody dreads drawing Big Mike's key. The peg is non-negotiable.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (D1E+2)

114 100 >>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...


You are Grilling Our God!
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (4ljtY)

I never get fun encounters like this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (xcxpd)

115 107 In NoVA, we have that Bangladeshi who showed up 5 minutes ago, ran for office, won, and now wants to ban guns and implement sharia (allegedly).
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

Not the fun story - the male Chairman of the Fairfax County Council called a female School Board member a bimbo (on text and doubled down), and the blue on blue war is on. He's a white dude, so he may lose.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (tOcjL)

116 >Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...


You came from f*cking INDIA. I'm quite sure that shithole smells worse than a damn backyard barbeque.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)

I thought she and Bass refused to be in anymore debates because Pratt trounced them in the first one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (n3VHW)

118 111 Spam, spam, spam, gochujang, and spam.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:59 PM (RIvkX)'

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (xcxpd)

119 Here in NorCal we've had those for years... When we get one that's when we fire up the pizza oven.. Makes great smoke...

Posted by: Zombie Joh McCain at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)

120 We have an Indian communist from Maryland here running to replace Pelosi.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (RIvkX)

121 They deserve what they vote for

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

122 In NoVA, we have that Bangladeshi who showed up 5 minutes ago, ran for office, won, and now wants to ban guns and implement sharia (allegedly).

Eh, we know scads of Indians and Pakis. They aren't all jerks - in fact most aren't. I'm not going to condemn them just because the loudmouths get lots of attention. That would be like condemning whites because of Karenish behavior.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

123 108 Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.
+++
And they've got trains!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)

124 Ideas Whose Time Has Come:

1. A homeTEETH for the homeless!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

125 123 108 Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.
+++
And they've got trains!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)

======

Raman came out against the high speed rail project very recently.

Why?

Because trains kill a lot of people in India.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xBVv0)

126 Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.

Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (nvKZ7)

127 Sacred cow burgers comin' right up!
Who wants their buns toasted?

Posted by: wth - drinking and grilling at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

128 >>Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

Have they never heard of a burnt sacrifice?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

Offer to grill some corn on the cob they bring over, or Naan bread. Tandori Chicken if they bring over the raw stuff on skewers. Clean foil should do for religious purposes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

129 121 They deserve what they vote for
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

I say let 'em crash!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xcxpd)

130 BBQs don't start forest fires -- radical leftists do.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (0MjtC)

131 >>I never get fun encounters like this.


Years ago I was eating a slice of Pizza in a college town Pizzeria.
A guy came in to complain about the lights that were left on in the establishment between 3-6 am. To the girl who serves slices at the counter.
After about 5 minutes of him harassing the employees, I dragged him out by his ear.
The girls behind the counter couldn't thank me enough.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (4ljtY)

132 28
Barbecue often features pork, which is offensive to muslim colonists. The creature is protecting them, some of her actual constituents.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (VWtfl)

Ah, but is she Hindu, Sikh, or an evil Muslim?

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (T6aVk)

133 Raman came out against the high speed rail project very recently.

Why?

Because trains kill a lot of people in India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xBVv0)

That's one thing the train from nowhere to nowhere will never do.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (8avO+)

134 That would be like condemning whites because of Karenish behavior.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah. What about the British in Malaya?

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (zZu0s)

135
Why?

Because trains kill a lot of people in India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xBVv0)



I wonder why..........


https://is.gd/1uupo5


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

136 That sounds horrible.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:54 PM (p4NUW)


I mean, yes, but then again I have eaten some truly horrible stuff that makes this just unpleasant.

"lettuce soup" for example. "Patchouli flavored sticky rice balls" for another. Examples of fusion cuisine that make Tagamet a blessing.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)

137 131 Years ago I was eating a slice of Pizza in a college town Pizzeria.
A guy came in to complain about the lights that were left on in the establishment between 3-6 am. To the girl who serves slices at the counter.
After about 5 minutes of him harassing the employees, I dragged him out by his ear.
The girls behind the counter couldn't thank me enough.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (4ljtY)

=======

"Dear Penthouse forums"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (xBVv0)

138 Raman came out against the high speed rail project very recently.


Raman relies on high polarizability.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)

139 10x US Rep Steve Cohen cowardly won't even give his Super D record a chance for voters to send him back #11 times.

Faced with real voters he quits.
Can you imagine drafting this guy and getting him to bayonet practice?

Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (/u6C6)

140 Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter. Most of the country lives off scamming the United States, stealing our jobs and living off the H1-b visa program.
+++
And they've got trains!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)
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Every foreign company has to learn that everything needs a bribe. Some companies that try to be ethical have had to close operations there if they were serious about their no bribery policy.

And yes, people people do shit on the sidewalks there.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)

141
"Vote." That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (2Ez/1)

142 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: The Frogs at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (3uTNk)

143 >> You are Grilling Our God!

lol.

We had a neighbor like that. He came over to complain. Suffice to say he never came back again. And we then ramped it up. I’m really not great at using a smoker. So my brother brought one over and smoked everything he could find for like 12 hours. Enough that my other neighbor came by and said if we had extras he would stop by.

Don’t like America? There are plenty of options for you buddy.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (BswBb)

144 South Asians vs. Latinos?

Jefe, that's gon' be funny!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (wtvvX)

145 126 Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.
Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (nvKZ7)

Great. A Naxalite.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (T6aVk)

146 If you don't agree we should ban BBQ, dogs, and Jesus, you're a racist hater, racist hater bigot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (ndZc7)

147 Spencer Pratt winning in LA would be a "The Russian is cut!" moment.

Posted by: Crusader at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (TN0g+)

148
I say let 'em crash!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (xcxpd)



"Boy Trapped in Refrigerator. Eats Own Foot."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

149 You may only flush your toilet twice a day.
You may only make one pot of coffee s day.
You may only let your children play outside for two hours a day.
Etc,ect, ect,.......
Your government at work.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (NWIIQ)

150 Damn. Off, Greek choral sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (3uTNk)

151
I would love to see Bass knocked out so the race becomes Pratt vs Raman. Then we'd get to see some awesome anti-Raman commercials, which we haven't gotten yet.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (XJ22o)

152 BBQs don't start forest fires -- radical leftists do.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM (0MjtC)

And the homeless. And the government power company who is legally not allowed to clear dead limbs from wires.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)

153 I Love LA!

Posted by: Randy Newman at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (wVcYX)

154 I mean, yes, but then again I have eaten some truly horrible stuff that makes this just unpleasant.

"lettuce soup" for example. "Patchouli flavored sticky rice balls" for another. Examples of fusion cuisine that make Tagamet a blessing.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)

I've done a lettuce soup - it's not bad (although it's not great), but it does need a blender (and I'll only eat it that way)...it's WAY better if you don't have soggy leaves in it...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)

155 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: The Frogs at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (3uTNk)



You asked for it..........


https://youtu.be/zywY7xXzenI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...
.......

Aim for the dot.

Posted by: wth - drinking and grilling at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)

157 Etc,ect, ect,.......
Your government at work.
Posted by: Case

You make keep some of your paycheck

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (Dv3i1)

158 94 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

There was a bar in Spenard that would sell you a bottle of Dom Perignon and it always came with a free can of Spam. Called the Fly By Night Club. Hilarious.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (DwqWV)

159 LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman proposes backyard BBQ ban

Note: They would be banned ONLY for normies.

People in the hood and illegals would be allowed to continue having them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (sKqQm)

160 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

I'm convinced that's the real problem all the Hindus have with BBQs. That's why they complain about smells and poisoning them when a little bit of the delicious aroma of hamburgers and steak permeating their nostrils.

Do the Hindus drink cow's milk or is that verboten too?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

161 Why?

Because trains kill a lot of people in India.


I once saw a video clip of a train in India with as many people on the roof as in the cars. One guy was standing when the train lurched. He instinctively grabbed for the nearest point to steady himself, which turned out to be the power line above the train.

It did not go well for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

162 Why?
Because trains kill a lot of people in India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


No. That was an unmarked parody post.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (diia5)

163 >>BBQs don't start forest fires -- radical leftists do.


A lot of Fires in Public Parks are started by people dumping hot coals out of grill setups. As retarded as it sounds, people do this on the regular.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (4ljtY)

164 5 Someone mentioned that the Dumbest Wine Box in America finalist, Ann Althouse, was super upset that an obviously fake video of a tomato hitting Mayor Chia Pet was an incitement of violence against women.

How that stupid bint has an audience still I don't know.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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She gets by with a little help from her friendz.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

165 153 I Love LA!
Posted by: Randy Newman at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (wVcYX)


Oh, you're on my sh!t list buddy. You know why.

Posted by: Robert Reich at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (/k+lW)

166 Hey, while TJM is around, I want to flog his David Lean videos.

He had some good things to say and that made me think again about David Lean's lesser known movies. If you are in the mood for classic movies or cheap YouTube videos, check them out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (xcxpd)

167 Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

Have they never heard of a burnt sacrifice?
Posted by: Archimedes
_________

Isn't that what this wife is supposed to do when her husband dies? Jump on the pyre?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (XvL8K)

168 162 Why?
Because trains kill a lot of people in India.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No. That was an unmarked parody post.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (diia5)

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Well, drat.

I'll have to expunge that from my mind movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (xBVv0)

169 We have an Indian communist from Maryland here running to replace Pelosi.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 04:00 PM (RIvkX)

what no home grown Indian communists?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (8avO+)

170 It’s almost like they don’t understand the constitution, and The Bill of Rights and want to replace them with their own personal predilections.

Almost.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (BswBb)

171 Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.

We are importing commies because apparently foreign commies will do the jobs lazy American commies won't.

Where is Comrade Bush when you need him?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

172 149 You may only flush your toilet twice a day.
You may only make one pot of coffee s day.
You may only let your children play outside for two hours a day.
Etc,ect, ect,.......
Your government at work.
Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (NWIIQ)

Hmm.

Where I live, the rules are few, and mostly unspoken.

Like, only shoot during daylight hours, but remember that when it is light all night, some people still have to go to work in the morning.

Don't mess with the moose or they will mess with you.

Don't behave like bear food.

Other than that, you can pretty much do whatever you like.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (DwqWV)

173 166 Hey, while TJM is around, I want to flog his David Lean videos.

He had some good things to say and that made me think again about David Lean's lesser known movies. If you are in the mood for classic movies or cheap YouTube videos, check them out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (xcxpd)

======

I will respond to comments on the YT soon!

(can only do it on one device, and I'm busy, not just commenting, pulling clips for the next video to edit!)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (xBVv0)

174 Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

Have they never heard of a burnt sacrifice?
Posted by: Archimedes
_________

Isn't that what this wife is supposed to do when her husband dies? Jump on the pyre?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (XvL8K)

the evil British colonialists put an end to that custom.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)

175
Do the Hindus drink cow's milk or is that verboten too?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)



They do drink cow piss.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

176 say let 'em crash!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:02 PM

There's a sale at Penny's!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (3uTNk)

177 The name Nithya is just begging to be used in a limerick.

Posted by: But this ain't the Art Thread at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (2Ez/1)

178 TBF, that can be a concern on red flag days, but sticking it to everyday voters isn't the One Weird Trick to keep wildfires at bay. It wasn't a charcoal grill that caused the Palisades fire, it was arson assisted by fire department incompetence.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (gUs21)

179 160 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

I'm convinced that's the real problem all the Hindus have with BBQs. That's why they complain about smells and poisoning them when a little bit of the delicious aroma of hamburgers and steak permeating their nostrils.

Do the Hindus drink cow's milk or is that verboten too?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

Yes, they use all milk-based cow products...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (tOcjL)

180 Someone mentioned that the Dumbest Wine Box in America finalist, Ann Althouse, was super upset that an obviously fake video of a tomato hitting Mayor Chia Pet was an incitement of violence against women.

If there is video of Pratt wearing shorts she'll really call for action...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)

181 The other day employees at the side job were treated to a lecture on how TX was pure evil to Blacks, how the store sucked because they did not hire Black store directors because they are Black, and CA was paradise because it had quotas. Yep, dude was black, missing 30 of 32 teeth, looked about 80 (but was probably 40) from a nothing job.

He hated the store because it was racist because it allegedly had no Black store directors yet of his own freewill is spending money there.

Fuckin idiot. I’d happily drive him to CA and leave him there.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (T6aVk)

182 >>Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.


The Caste System is essentially programmed for Communist appeal.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (4ljtY)

183 I can only imagine what Mayor Raman would think of us burning our trash weekly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)

184 163 >>BBQs don't start forest fires -- radical leftists do.


A lot of Fires in Public Parks are started by people dumping hot coals out of grill setups. As retarded as it sounds, people do this on the regular.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (4ljtY)


Beaches, too.

About 15 years ago one of my little cousins was visiting LA with her family and somebody had dumped some hot charcoal in a beach pit, then covered it up with sand to put it out.

Well, that meant nobody knew it was there the next morning.

She burned her feet up horribly when she ran through a fire pit she had no idea was there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

185 Commie candidate, "Agenda 21 serfs! You will eat bugs raw."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 04:10 PM (BMD3P)

186 Isn't that what this wife is supposed to do when her husband dies? Jump on the pyre?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (XvL8K)
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And it wasn't by any means completely voluntary.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)

187
There's a sale at Penny's!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (3uTNk)



Kohl's Mom intrigues me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

188 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

I'm convinced that's the real problem all the Hindus have with BBQs. That's why they complain about smells and poisoning them when a little bit of the delicious aroma of hamburgers and steak permeating their nostrils.

Do the Hindus drink cow's milk or is that verboten too?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

They have cheeses and yogurt. They aren't vegans, or most arent.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)

189 Yes, they use all milk-based cow products...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM (tOcjL)

Well at least they won't be coming for everybody's chocolate milk.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt)

190 He created a hummingbird sanctuary on his property. There are videos out there of him with hummingbirds landing all over him.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:52 PM (p4NUW)

How are people EVER supposed to trust a guy like that?!?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)

191 The guys wife was the worst. she kept yelling at him from the yard, racist crap about the white man and calling him a coward. Really egging him on.

What she didn’t realize is I knew enough Hindi to figure out what she was saying.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (BswBb)

192 They somehow manage to combine the worst possible stereotypes of left-wing lunatics and pinch-faced evangelicals from the 1980s into singular people. The phenomenal self-inflicted pig-ignorance about pretty much everything with boundless smug self-righteousness and dogmatic condescension to everyone who disagrees.

Posted by: Yeah, they're all awful at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

193 I will respond to comments on the YT soon!

(can only do it on one device, and I'm busy, not just commenting, pulling clips for the next video to edit!)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (xBVv0)

And people say you need a hobby...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (xcxpd)

194 Great. A Naxalite.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (T6aVk)



Maybe she has connections to Naxalites, but I thought Naxalites were terrorists that hid in the jungles and then would come out to blow up shit.

Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (nvKZ7)

195 160 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

I'm convinced that's the real problem all the Hindus have with BBQs. That's why they complain about smells and poisoning them when a little bit of the delicious aroma of hamburgers and steak permeating their nostrils.

There is a very simple solution to that.

Don’t fuckin immigrate here. Hell, don’t move here on a temp basis. Don’t come here as a tourist. (That also goes for immigrants to India, or elsewhere.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (T6aVk)

196 Nithya Raman is from Kerala, India. One of the major hotbeds of Communism in India for a long time.


The Caste System is essentially programmed for Communist appeal.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 04:09 PM

A former coworker is married to a woman from India. Her opinion of India can be summed up as "f@#k that shitehole country. All my family left the minute we could."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (3uTNk)

197 193 And people say you need a hobby...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (xcxpd)

======

I actually filmed an opening for my next video.

Editing beyond just cutting out my ums and ahs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (xBVv0)

198
Yeah, India is such a great place, 2/3rds of the people still shit in the gutter.

Posted by: Vengeance

===============

You'd think someone with degrees from Harvard and MIT would go back to her home country and MIGA, but no. So much more satisfying to tell Americans how to run their cities and neighborhoods.

We've really got to cut this shit off. I've never seen so many brown-skinned America-haters holding local offices. They know what they're doing. You get local control, terrify your white constituents (most of your tax base, probably) by threatening to call them racist if they don't support you, and just keep climbing. Someday that loathsome mayor of Dearborn will be governor, I bet. And we haven't seen the last of Omar Fateh by a long shot.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (XJ22o)

199 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.

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Beef for the Hindis, pigs for the Muzzies.

It might be a pincer move to ban meat.

We'll ignore that plants scream, though.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)

200 Maybe she has connections to Naxalites, but I thought Naxalites were terrorists that hid in the jungles and then would come out to blow up shit.
Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (nvKZ7)

They do all that but they are Maoists.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (T6aVk)

201 If it weren't for backyard BBQs and charcoal cooking, there would be no heat signature for most of the third world. Make of that what you will, but that's all they got.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (QaH55)

202 What she didn’t realize is I knew enough Hindi to figure out what she was saying.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:11 PM (BswBb)

Did she know enough English to understand, "Kiss my lily white ass?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (DwqWV)

203 The guy who owns the local liquor store and quickie mart is Indian. Although they don't eat beef (I think his sons do) they've traded some recipes with us and they're pretty good. Some awesome ways to do squash (when we had bumper crops of them). I'd bring bags full of squash, cucumbers, tomatoes and trade them for booze.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (jehhT)

204 ---
Beef for the Hindis, pigs for the Muzzies.

It might be a pincer move to ban meat.

We'll ignore that plants scream, though.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)

Have we met?

Posted by: Sepoy Rebellion at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (T6aVk)

205 94 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

Compared to mystery meat in C rations?

Posted by: javems at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (VnYeL)

206 The one thing I can say about Indians, as opposed to Muzzies: Indians don't come here to American demanding the freedom to shit in the streets.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

207 I haven't encountered any Indians trying to force the twisted culture on me. If I did, I'd suggest they go shit in the street, as is their wont to do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (wBaIH)

208 32 Did the Pratt campaign do the Lego people ad? Because if not, he had a lot of other clever people supporting him
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (n3VHW)


I read somewhere that the AI ads are coming from one guy who who is a Pratt supporter and happens to have set up an AI studio to do that kind of thing professionally, so he has all the necessary skills to also do that independently on his own time.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Sy6m/)

209 Separately, I took Ralphy to see one of my late mother's friends. She's about 91. I bring her a muffin from Tim Hortons and a timbit she can feed the dog.

Stuff happened. Ralphy ended up eating an entire blueberry muffin and a timbit today. He's happy....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)

210 Don’t fuckin immigrate here. Hell, don’t move here on a temp basis. Don’t come here as a tourist. (That also goes for immigrants to India, or elsewhere.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (T6aVk)


Looking around the world it seems about every Anglosphere nation is being overrun with Indians. U.S., Canada, UK, Australia, NZ - all packed.

The Indians will take over the world in a century just because they colonized every country except China and Russia.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (6ydKt)

211 The guy who owns the local liquor store and quickie mart is Indian.
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Come again?

Posted by: Apu at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

212 194 Great. A Naxalite.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:04 PM (T6aVk)

==

Do not take Naxalite if you are allergic to Naxalite. Consult your healthcare professional. Side effects include, but are not limited to, headaches, runny nose, hives, hypertension, osteopenia, sore throat, dementia, and death.

Posted by: The FDA at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (PiwSw)

213 The bad news just keeps coming.

Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (/u6C6)

214 160 If the Indians had their way, there would never be another slice of cow broiled, or smoked, or grilled withing the United States.


I think the people of Goa, India are meat eaters -including pork and beef. Goa was colonized by the Portuguese. Christians in India (Goa) like to eat beef and pork.

Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (nvKZ7)

215 Don't take Naxalite if you're allergic to Naxalite.
Side effects include vomiting, diarrhea, and cannibalism.

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)

216 Kohl's Mom intrigues me.

Ellie Kemper is a cutie. She was in an odd *comedy* where she was abducted by a cult that thought the world was ending and years later was rescued and she tried to return to having a normal life.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

217
There was a bar in Spenard that would sell you a bottle of Dom Perignon and it always came with a free can of Spam. Called the Fly By Night Club. Hilarious.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:05 PM (DwqWV)



Way back when I was stationed at Ft Rich *koff koff* years ago, I only went to the Fly By Night a couple of times. It's something that I thoroughly regret from those years.

On the other hand, I was a Koots regular, especially when Tommy Rocker was in town. Later I found that he stole a lot of his schtick from John Valby, but it was still fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (y9nCu)

218 Don’t come here as a tourist. (That also goes for immigrants to India, or elsewhere.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (T6aVk)

Took my dogs up to Eklutna Lake for a jaunt off leash. Had some Indian tourist berate me for "scaring their daughter." My dogs did not go anywhere near his daughter. I put up with his harangue for almost a whole minute before I asked him if I could visit his country and tell him what to do.

End of conversation.

Dogs had a lovely time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (DwqWV)

219 Most people from India aren't big on meat. Hispanics and Blacks like meat & barbeques though--probably more than the average white person. She might be losing the Hispanic & Black vote.

Posted by: Dave at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (sbsMc)

220 You'd think someone with degrees from Harvard and MIT would go back to her home country and MIGA, but no. So much more satisfying to tell Americans how to run their cities and neighborhoods.

We've really got to cut this shit off. I've never seen so many brown-skinned America-haters holding local offices. They know what they're doing. You get local control, terrify your white constituents (most of your tax base, probably) by threatening to call them racist if they don't support you, and just keep climbing. Someday that loathsome mayor of Dearborn will be governor, I bet. And we haven't seen the last of Omar Fateh by a long shot.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (XJ22o)

If it’s good enough for the Presidency it should be good enough for everyone right down to dog catcher: you don’t hold office unless you are a natural born US citizen.

Posted by: Cos Demon at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (T6aVk)

221 206 The one thing I can say about Indians, as opposed to Muzzies: Indians don't come here to American demanding the freedom to shit in the streets.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

I'm not too impressed by their big rig trucking skills so far.

I'd probably like them all a little more if they'd quit calling to tell me there's a virus on my PC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (6ydKt)

222 Missed it by THAT much!

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (2Ez/1)

223 The Indians will take over the world in a century just because they colonized every country except China and Russia.

Indians just kept having kids while the rest of the world stopped.

Its odd because they aren't actually anti-feminist either, but they are still fairly natalist compared to the rest of the countries similar to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

224 Actually …. Given the galactic level of stupidity systemic to the LA metro, this is not that bad an idea.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 15, 2026 04:17 PM (as+uv)

225 I knew it was all coming down when they TOLD us what kind of light bulb we HAD to use.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 04:17 PM (NWIIQ)

226 Most cities are no longer American. La , NYC, Miami, Seattle, etc English is a second or even third language. Midwestern cities are still marginally American but give it 20 years and they’ll be 3rd world shitholes as well.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (i/qvw)

227 I don’t grill but I’m willing to march on this issue.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (LHPAg)

228 I deal with high caste Indians a lot. Mostly doctors. The men are generally fine, but the women are insufferable.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (XvL8K)

229 Indians just kept having kids while the rest of the world stopped.

The Indian fertility rate is below replacement.

ndia's Total Fertility Rate (TFR) stands at 1.9 births per woman, which is below the replacement level of 2.1.A TFR of 2.1 is the required rate for a generation to exactly replace itself. India’s drop to 1.9 means the country's population growth will eventually stabilize and begin to decline

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

230 India runs England already

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (Ia/+0)

231 Someone mentioned that the Dumbest Wine Box in America finalist, Ann Althouse, was super upset that an obviously fake video of a tomato hitting Mayor Chia Pet was an incitement of violence against women.

How that stupid bint has an audience still I don't know.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 03:33 PM (73/SM)
****
Remember our Sarah Palin ad with the reticule?
She never recovered from that.
Team Blue loves to use actual violence and to suborn violence and to idealized violence also jumps to condemn any possible connotation of violence coming from Team Red.

Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (/u6C6)

232 >> Did she know enough English to understand, "Kiss my lily white ass?"
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:13 PM (DwqWV)

Imagine this ma’am. Ten guys, not really small people, some armed, with families, knocking down beers, cooking steaks and burgers and generally having a good time. Guy walks up in broken English, his wife yelling across the fence, and tells you he doesn’t like the smell of your bbq. We all look at each other and thought he was joking. Then my brother looks at me, looks back at the guy and asks if he wants to try a burger, they’re really good. lol.

These people aren’t worth it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (BswBb)

233 226 Most cities are no longer American. La , NYC, Miami, Seattle, etc English is a second or even third language. Midwestern cities are still marginally American but give it 20 years and they’ll be 3rd world shitholes as well.
Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (i/qvw)

Seattle is still English but some towns in central WA are majority Spanish signs on the shops.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (xcxpd)

234 This might be seen as virtue signaling: but don't get the wrong idea about how I feel about India. There are many Hindi coworkers who are dear to me.

It's just the country they came from.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)

235 225 I knew it was all coming down when they TOLD us what kind of light bulb we HAD to use.
Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 04:17 PM
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Sittin' right here, boss.

Posted by: Your low flow toilet at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (2Ez/1)

236 Looking around the world it seems about every Anglosphere nation is being overrun with Indians. U.S., Canada, UK, Australia, NZ - all packed.

The Indians will take over the world in a century just because they colonized every country except China and Russia.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (6ydKt)

Please for group discount rate for boom-boom time?

Posted by: Indians in Pattaya, Thailand at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (wVcYX)

237 I think they eat a lot of bananas and rice.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (vFG9F)

238 161 I once saw a video clip of a train in India with as many people on the roof as in the cars. One guy was standing when the train lurched. He instinctively grabbed for the nearest point to steady himself, which turned out to be the power line above the train.

It did not go well for him.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

There are a LOT of videos out there of Indians meeting their maker by way of power line electrocution.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (iXqHn)

239 India runs England already

Well, it isn't as if the English were using it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (Riz8t)

240 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 04:12 PM (3uTNk)

The Indian guy who runs one of the dry cleaners in my town came here legally about thirty five years ago, set up his business and absolutely loathes leftists. We frequently have political talks when I go on there and there are no other customers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (n3VHW)

241 Speaking of grilling...my new beer cozy says it will keep my beer cold.for two hours.
WTF!!! What pansy-assed wimpy boy takes two hours to drink a beer?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (2WIwB)

242 Its odd because they aren't actually anti-feminist either, but they are still fairly natalist compared to the rest of the countries similar to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

There's 1.5 billion in India alone.
They obviously like to screw and aren't into abortion.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)

243 229 Indians just kept having kids while the rest of the world stopped.

The Indian fertility rate is below replacement.

ndia's Total Fertility Rate (TFR) stands at 1.9 births per woman, which is below the replacement level of 2.1.A TFR of 2.1 is the required rate for a generation to exactly replace itself. India’s drop to 1.9 means the country's population growth will eventually stabilize and begin to decline

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

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Africa is the only major region to still be above replacement rate, and even that's suspect.

Would I trust Zimbabwe's reported birthrate numbers if their birthrate was part of the calculation for how much foreign aid they receive?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (xBVv0)

244 India runs England already
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (Ia/+0)
****
Really?

Posted by: Team Muzzie at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (/u6C6)

245 227 I don’t grill but I’m willing to march on this issue.
Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (LHPAg)

We grill all summer and all winter. DH likes charcoal. And it means less work for me, and I'm all in on that. Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (DwqWV)

246 124 Ideas Whose Time Has Come:

1. A homeTEETH for the homeless!
Posted by: Axeman

A tooth in every socket!

Posted by: Zombie FDR at May 15, 2026 04:21 PM (ycI94)

247 I'm not too impressed by their big rig trucking skills so far.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (6ydKt)
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Well, I think if they'd go through the full certification, the ones that got through that would probably have a better road record.

What we've seen are the DEI express recruits.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:21 PM (Fi81e)

248 Where is Comrade Bush when you need him?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

Yeah, because it started with him, (granted, he coulda stopped it, but point being is that this has been going on a long time.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:21 PM (T6aVk)

249 226 Most cities are no longer American. La , NYC, Miami, Seattle, etc English is a second or even third language. Midwestern cities are still marginally American but give it 20 years and they’ll be 3rd world shitholes as well.
Posted by: Heroq

Incorrect, Montec

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 04:21 PM (vpULL)

250 WTF!!! What pansy-assed wimpy boy takes two hours to drink a beer?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (2WIwB)

Only takes 15 seconds for a longneck....

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (DwqWV)

251 8647 carved in the grass at Trump's golf course in NJ. Unreal.

Posted by: thatcrazyjersyguy at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (5xuJ/)

252
If this Democrat cunt enraged *Angelenos,* of all the people in the world, I mean... that's impressive.

Nice job pissing off a city of people who buy pixels by the barrel. Bold move.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (BI5O2)

253 Africa is the only major region to still be above replacement rate, and even that's suspect.

Almost. Parts of the Muslim world, e.g. Afghanistan, are still above replacement.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)

254 I don’t grill but I’m willing to march on this issue.
Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (LHPAg)
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I'm glad I switched to a griddle (about the same time as it seems everybody else has. )

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

255
I put up with his harangue for almost a whole minute before I asked him if I could visit his country and tell him what to do.

End of conversation.

Posted by: tcn in AK

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Perfect!

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (XJ22o)

256 Africa is the only major region to still be above replacement rate, and even that's suspect.

Would I trust Zimbabwe's reported birthrate numbers if their birthrate was part of the calculation for how much foreign aid they receive?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (xBVv0)

And here I thought they were all dead of sexually transmitted AIDS. the Health Fraud lobby lied to me again!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)

257 Seattle is still English but some towns in central WA are majority Spanish signs on the shops.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (xcxpd)

I was at a Walmart south of the city, can’t remember where by the airport kind of. I would have sworn I was in Saudi Arabia or Pakistan.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (i/qvw)

258 That Lego was awesome. Hoping Pratt catches one of those lightning in a bottle type elections.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)

259 India runs England already
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (Ia/+0)


I thought the Muslims and Saudi Arabians ruled England. The Royals sold out to the the Saudis a while back.

Posted by: Glenn at May 15, 2026 04:23 PM (nvKZ7)

260 251 8647 carved in the grass at Trump's golf course in NJ. Unreal.

Posted by: thatcrazyjersyguy at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (5xuJ/)

=======

"This is just an explanation about how to cancel the order for Number 47 at the local Chinese place."
-Brian Stetler, sex machine

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:23 PM (xBVv0)

261 Sittin' right here, boss.
Posted by: Your low flow toilet at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (2Ez/1)


I'd like to find the muthafu*ka that came up with that bullshit invention and give him a swirly every damned day.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 04:23 PM (2WIwB)

262 Almost. Parts of the Muslim world, e.g. Afghanistan, are still above replacement.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)
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Abrahamic religions produce kids way above average. Nothing else matched.

For example: the Egyptians could not compete with the Hebrews. And everybody knows that story.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)

263 Yeah, because it started with him, (granted, he coulda stopped it, but point being is that this has been going on a long time.)/i]

This was intended to be a joke, he's the one that says, "They are just doing the jobs Americans won't, really it is an act of love" and I was extending that to commie immigrants now with the "Comrade Bush" notation...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)

264
I'm not too impressed by their big rig trucking skills so far.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

================

A little good news, SCOTUS decided 9-0 that freight brokers can be sued under state negligence law for hiring unsafe trucking companies.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (XJ22o)

265 : Indians don't come here to American demanding the freedom to shit in the streets.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

Shitting in the street is a national pastime in India.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (QaH55)

266 Always been amazed that there aren't huge disease outbreaks in India, given their awful sanitation. Whether it's cholera , diptheria or worse ,the Indians must be used to the crud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (gu0hJ)

267 Babu was from Pockeestahn, but still:
https://youtu.be/7a4Mv2d2DZ8

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (2Ez/1)

268 251 8647 carved in the grass at Trump's golf course in NJ. Unreal.
Posted by: thatcrazyjersyguy at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (5xuJ/)
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I wonder if this helps DOJ make their case against Comey.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

269 Sittin' right here, boss.
Posted by: Your low flow toilet at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (2Ez/1)

I really don't get low flow toilets. They are probably a decent idea in CA where there's no damned water, but here water falls from the sky. No reason to use less. It comes down clean and plentiful.

I blame Big Plunger.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (DwqWV)

270 68 What's with the hummingbird? Is that his campaign mascot or something?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9)


It's his chosen logo, yes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


It's not often that a candidate for mere MAYOR ha sa campaign animal mascot logo. Heck, I can't even think of ANY candidate with that. Advanced level.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:25 PM (Av6i5)

271 227 I don’t grill but I’m willing to march on this issue.
Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2026 04:18 PM (LHPAg)

We grill all summer and all winter. DH likes charcoal. And it means less work for me, and I'm all in on that. Lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:20 PM (DwqWV)

Whenever sales occur (around the big grilling holidays) I refill the Strategic Charcoal Reserve* in my garage. I'm looking for 50 cents/lb or less for Kingsford. Accept no substitutes.


*Back when I could get it for 25 cents/lb, I had about 450 pounds of Kingsford twin-packs in the garage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 04:25 PM (wVcYX)

272
the Egyptians could not compete with the Hebrews. And everybody knows that story.
Posted by: Axeman

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Rlly?! The Egyptians weren't having sex? Or they were practicing infanticide all over the place?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:26 PM (XJ22o)

273 261 Sittin' right here, boss.
Posted by: Your low flow toilet at May 15, 2026 04:19 PM (2Ez/1)


I'd like to find the muthafu*ka that came up with that bullshit invention and give him a swirly every damned day.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 04:23 PM (2WIwB)


You two are cute.

Paper straws!

I'm down to my last 300 plastic ones or so....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Sco7b)

274 268 251 8647 carved in the grass at Trump's golf course in NJ. Unreal.
Posted by: thatcrazyjersyguy at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (5xuJ/)
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I wonder if this helps DOJ make their case against Comey.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

======

There was a small piece of news a couple of weeks ago that there's already a DOJ team on the case that separates out intelligence gathered from Comey's communications into two major buckets: related and not-related. It has a specific name which I can't remember.

They already have his comms, and that's where the meat of the case against him is going to appear.

Bets on him having a DM to some Dem congresscritter that says, "Yeah, I can't wait until Trump is fucking dead"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 04:26 PM (xBVv0)

275 I've got nothing against Indians personally.

It's just that most of them come to the U.S., and don't give a crap about the traditions or history or civics of this nation.

They aren't unique with that problem among immigrant populations, but the Indians do really well in this country and far too many of them still want to transform America into India.

I'm pretty sure if I moved to Bombay the last thing they'd let me and my fellow Yanks do is turn it into New York City.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:26 PM (6ydKt)

276 Ban Backyard BBQs
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Chuck Schumer will be inconsolable.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:26 PM (Fi81e)

277 >>>WTF!!! What pansy-assed wimpy boy takes two hours to drink a beer?

Posted by: Diogenes

>You put a nipple on it. And then feed him shooters of tequila.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 04:26 PM (D1E+2)

278 Only takes 15 seconds for a longneck....
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (DwqWV)


Brilliant marketing and engineering. The consumer is ordering more before he/she knows it!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 04:26 PM (2WIwB)

279
Hispanics and Blacks like meat & barbeques though--probably more than the average white person.
Posted by: Dave at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (sbsMc)




Every mom and pop BBQ place I ate at when I lived in Texas was owned by Black folk. I don't think any of them were under 300 lbs.

NEVER trust a skinny cook.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 04:27 PM (y9nCu)

280 Some people are on X bragging that they are going to fly in to LA to vote for Pratt, since it's illegal to check voter ID.

I would advise these folks to be extremely careful.

Posted by: Tina Peters at May 15, 2026 04:27 PM (Cjger)

281 Of all the people, there's no excuse for Indians coming here. They have a giant population in a giant country, jam packed with resources, ports, and with the benefit of British-engineered infrastructure, government, and social norms.

Live in your own huge, luxurious country, and stop pestering me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:29 PM (BI5O2)

282 Always been amazed that there aren't huge disease outbreaks in India, given their awful sanitation. Whether it's cholera , diptheria or worse ,the Indians must be used to the crud
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (gu0hJ)

There are, including plague, it just doesn't get any press.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 04:30 PM (lFFaq)

283 King Co WA was 54% white in 2020. 65% in 2010, 73% in 2000.

Given the rapid decline it’s most likely below 50% today. It’s a foreign county or just on the edge of being one.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 04:30 PM (i/qvw)

284 I do hate spam. Its just disgusting.
——-

Spam, and reconstituted powdered eggs, were the last meal for many troops in the field during WWII. The Army Air Force mess halls tried to keep bacon, and real eggs, on hand to serve the air crews before the big missions. They knew they were in for it.

The Soviets were given a lot of stuff for “Lend Lease” (though they never paid anything) and would probably have lost without Spam. (And Studebaker trucks).

I’d be willing to bet money there is warehouse somewhere over there STILL full of vintage Spam, and dehydrated coffee and other inedibles. A lot of veterans refused to eat Spam after the war, it’s easy to see why. Spam spam spam, every day. And then more Spam.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 04:30 PM (BbO+r)

285 Live in your own huge, luxurious country, and stop pestering me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:29 PM (BI5O2)

But it is still stinky. So, there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:30 PM (DwqWV)

286 Though I must admit that I cringe a bit whenever there is semi-violence in any of his ads. Whenever he appears in his super-hero guise, I get nervous, because i know in the next scene he's going to start punching people. And the throwing-tomatoes in the French Aristocrat ad was a bad idea, and kind of ruined what would have been the greatest ad ever.

It's not that I think it indicates that "right-wingers are dangerous," it's jut that the violence gives the commies something to point out and complain about, but yet doesn't really add anything to the impact or message of the ad. Without the violence parts, the ads would be unassailably perfect.

Team Spencer: are you listening?

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:31 PM (Av6i5)

287 I really don't get low flow toilets. They are probably a decent idea in CA where there's no damned water, but here water falls from the sky. No reason to use less. It comes down clean and plentiful.

I blame Big Plunger.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (DwqWV)

For an embarrassingly long time I didn't realize plungers were meant to force blockage material down the pipes, not remove it via suction.

Posted by: Terrible gap in education at May 15, 2026 04:31 PM (TbWk/)

288 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 15, 2026 04:31 PM (NcvvS)

289 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 04:31 PM (klDV6)

290 NEVER trust a skinny cook.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 04:27 PM (y9nCu)

Thank you.

Posted by: Zombie Paul Prudhomme at May 15, 2026 04:31 PM (wVcYX)

291
Some people are on X bragging that they are going to fly in to LA to vote for Pratt, since it's illegal to check voter ID.

==============

I wish California had a filthy-rich, pugnacious Republican organization that could take action on stuff like this. I want a hero!

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:32 PM (XJ22o)

292 Many years ago I read that because of the ingrained caste system, it's difficult for Indian municipalities to find people willing to work at sewage treatment plants.
Seriously, it's an infrastructure issue preventing them from advancing as a society.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 04:32 PM (2Ez/1)

293 Live in your own huge, luxurious country, and stop pestering me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 04:29 PM (BI5O2)

India was a socialist nightmare from independence up until the late 1980s. Their bureaucracy was so overwhelming nothing could get done without the paperwork, fees, and bribes, in triplicate.

They've opened it up a lot, like China, but it's still a corrupt, top-down, oligarchy caste system that is in no way compatible with a republic like ours.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

294 The vocals on his California Freedom ad are spot on. It does sound like the Mamas and Papas. Could be AI

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2026 04:33 PM (7T8ei)

295 Rlly?! The Egyptians weren't having sex? Or they were practicing infanticide all over the place?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:26 PM (XJ22o)
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Probably a combination. But it was the case through centuries before medical abortions.

Probably if Egypt practiced infanticide it made the condition worse, which is why it would require a periodical purge by pharaohs to bring it into balance.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:33 PM (Fi81e)

296 It's not that I think it indicates that "right-wingers are dangerous," it's jut that the violence gives the commies something to point out and complain about, but yet doesn't really add anything to the impact or message of the ad. Without the violence parts, the ads would be unassailably perfect.

Team Spencer: are you listening?
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 04:31 PM (Av6i5)

They will bitch regardless. Fuck em. Stop caring about what they think. Never worry about people who will find a reason to bitch.

(You mean well - really! - but you are assuming rationality where none exists.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:33 PM (T6aVk)

297 NEVER trust a skinny cook.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 04:27 PM
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First, get a stick of butter.

Posted by: Paula Deen at May 15, 2026 04:33 PM (2Ez/1)

298 NOOD - "Sunny" Hostin

Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 04:34 PM (GWDtl)

299 NEVER trust a skinny cook.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 04:27 PM
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First, get a stick of butter.
Posted by: Paula Deen at May 15, 2026 04:33 PM (2Ez/1)
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Way ahead of you!

Posted by: Marlon Brando at May 15, 2026 04:35 PM (Fi81e)

300 The Soviets were given a lot of stuff for “Lend Lease” (though they never paid anything) and would probably have lost without Spam. (And Studebaker trucks).

I’d be willing to bet money there is warehouse somewhere over there STILL full of vintage Spam, and dehydrated coffee and other inedibles. A lot of veterans refused to eat Spam after the war, it’s easy to see why. Spam spam spam, every day. And then more Spam.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 04:30 PM (BbO+r)

Actually the Soviets and Russians have paid back the Lend Lease

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)

301 Rlly?! The Egyptians weren't having sex? Or they were practicing infanticide all over the place?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 04:26 PM (XJ22o)
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Probably a combination. But it was the case through centuries before medical abortions.

Probably if Egypt practiced infanticide it made the condition worse, which is why it would require a periodical purge by pharaohs to bring it into balance.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 04:33 PM (Fi81e)

In Ancient times abortions were dangerous - injuring the fetus in womb or poision it were often fatal to the mother too. It was more common to give birth and then do infanticide, like Moses in the bullrushes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 04:37 PM (8avO+)

302 My county has more than its shsre of Indian people

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)

303 8647 carved in the grass at Trump's golf course in NJ.


Vandalizing the property of my political enemy is good. Got it. Thanks for the clarification of the New Rules. Progress!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 15, 2026 04:38 PM (sAmhv)

304 266 Always been amazed that there aren't huge disease outbreaks in India, given their awful sanitation. Whether it's cholera , diptheria or worse ,the Indians must be used to the crud
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 04:24 PM (gu0hJ)

Human shit as fertilizer in rice paddies is SOP in Asia. This is why I never drank out of the tap when I was over there. I always had cases of water in my abode in the ROK.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 04:39 PM (T6aVk)

305
Parts of the Muslim world, e.g. Afghanistan, are still above replacement.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)



And then the Afghans start killing each other off in big bleeding bunches starting in their teens, because they're too stupid to just learn to live in peace between tribes. Any nation that has Buzkashi as the national sport is never going to be worth a shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 04:41 PM (y9nCu)

306 Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

For a country that runs on cow patties...sheesh!

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 04:52 PM (3g5Xe)

Congress Rejected Biden's Demand for $50 Billion in Extra Spending for Medicaid Programs.
On His Own Tyrannical Authority, Biden "Authorized" $46.5 Billion of That Spending Anyway

This Saved Democracy, you know.

It just so happens the money he spent on his own authority is exactly the money currently being looted from the American taxpayer by Democrat parasite groups.


The Biden administration may have failed to convince Congress to double Medicaid spending on home healthcare in 2021, but the funding increase occurred anyway.

"Home healthcare" is that very (deliberately) exploitable form of "medical spending" that people sign up for. Like if you cook a dinner for your parents -- you can charge the taxpayers for "elder care."

An RCI analysis of federal data has found that spending on the program, which pays health aides and family members to act as caregivers for elderly and disabled adults, nearly doubled between 2019 and 2024, to $46.4 billion a year -- an amount nearly identical to the $50 billion per year Biden wanted. As a result, American taxpayers paid more than $217 billion for home-based care under the program during that five-year span.

doubledmedicaidspendingwithoutauthorization.jpg


Lacking congressional approval, policymakers simply moved the initiative out of Washington and down to the state Medicaid agencies.

And whoopsie! The money was immediately stolen by Democrat constituencies.


Although the expansion was promoted as a way to reduce reliance on more expensive nursing homes, federal data show that did not happen. Medicaid spending on nursing facilities rose by nearly $5 billion in the same five years, to $46.3 billion. In addition, the sprawling home care program has become the subject of a growing set of fraud probes and prosecutions involving the billing codes at the center of the new spending.

The data suggest that the complex landscape of healthcare offers myriad ways for states and providers to access large amounts of federal funding.

Promises

...

The federal government put a number on the projected savings. The Department of Health and Human Services' Office of the Assistant Secretary for Planning and Evaluation projected that for every additional dollar Medicaid spent on home care, nursing-home spending would drop by about 26 cents. Those were the figures used to make the case to Congress and to the public.

Justice for Aging and the Department of Health and Human Services did not respond to requests for comment.

They couldn't get reparations through the front door, so they snuck them in through the back door.

The battle over reparations for racial minorities in the United States has grown somewhat quiet in recent years, but it's not because proponents of it have surrendered. It's because they have already won.

The list of ways in which our government redistributes wealth to minorities is long, as you'll see below, but first, it's worth paying attention to something that Democratic strategist James Carville said recently.

Referring to packing the Supreme Court and making Washington, D.C., and Puerto Rico states, should Democrats retake power, the cagey old Cajun said, "Don't run on it. Don't talk about it. Just do it."

I posit that this is precisely what Democrats have done in regard to reparations.

Take for example, marijuana legalization laws in states such as New York and Minnesota that offer loans, often forgivable, and training only to Black and Brown people, or other "special equity" groups,

This is millions of tax dollars being given to people solely on the basis of their race.

The excuse Democrats use is that Black and Brown people were disproportionately harmed by harsh drug laws, but obviously the vast majority have never been arrested for drug crimes.

And it's not just the weed business. In Democratic enclave after Democratic enclave, these set-aside programs exist to help these "special equity" groups get a leg up in businesses like, oh, I don't know, daycare centers and hospices. In states like Minnesota and California, we have seen how this form of reparations easily falls prey to fraud.

...

Even reparations studies themselves, of which there has been an endless supply and which all seem to land on needing more money for more studies, is a form of reparations.

Democrats aren't even particularly shy about their use of reparations anymore. New York Mayor Zorhan Mamdani, as a candidate, defended his plan to heavily tax "wealthier and whiter," neighborhoods, by saying, "That is just a description of what we see right now. It's not driven by race. It's more of an assessment of what neighborhoods are being under-taxed versus over-taxed."

More directly: Democrats have deliberately made it easy for their criminal constituents to just sign themselves up for millions in Medicaid money and then deliberately crippled all authorization and verification of the payouts. This is just handing out money is sacks to their criminal class voters.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 15, 2026 02:33 PM (iVUs+)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 15, 2026 02:35 PM (LdBR/)

3


I know someone who went to MIT with Massie’s kid.

He said both of them are gigantic assholes.

Posted by: rev the buzz at May 15, 2026 02:35 PM (et1vG)

4 Cut federal spending and force states to pay for health care within their boundaries.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2026 02:35 PM (rJ48h)

5 I’m such a sucker to play by the rules and pay my taxes.

What a simp.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 02:36 PM (g9Z+o)

6 On His Own Tyrannical Authority, Biden "Authorized" $46.5 Billion of That Spending Anyway

'Biden'? Does he live here, too?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 15, 2026 02:36 PM (KAa/S)

7 Jeebus! I dawdled around, read the content, and came in 2nd?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 15, 2026 02:37 PM (LdBR/)

8 Hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 02:38 PM (dK+Kv)

9 That don't work everywhere. I looked at this scam for my elderly father and my autistic adult son who I have guardianship over. Long story short, in North Carolina if you are a family member you aren't getting money to take care of your parent or child.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2026 02:39 PM (Vh9CX)

10
Well, I sacrificed an easy layup "first" and went back to NOOD the previous thread.

Yay, me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:39 PM (s9VOe)

11 Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 02:40 PM (Cqx++)

12 His word as a Biden.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:40 PM (iXqHn)

13 Maybe we can get Congress to write a sternly-worded letter.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 02:40 PM (dK+Kv)

14
Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Work as what? Free range cloacas for public defecation?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:41 PM (s9VOe)

15 11 Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 02:40 PM (Cqx++)

Oh, is eating books when Indian Muslims do?

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:41 PM (iXqHn)

16 But NO Kings, amirite?

Posted by: sifty boones at May 15, 2026 02:41 PM (tGvPi)

17 Updated name field

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 15, 2026 02:41 PM (W5mpo)

18 11 Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.

Let them eat books?

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 02:41 PM (gtcuf)

19 And whoopsie! The money was immediately stolen by Democrat constituencies.
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One could almost suspect that was the entire point.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:42 PM (Fi81e)

20 >>Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.


Working in the Return Department is gonna be a shitty job.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 02:42 PM (4ljtY)

21 And with all that patronage in place...they couldn't win 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:42 PM (xBVv0)

22 I read the article, went to do something else, and came back to an empty comment thread.

What a noob.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2026 02:42 PM (XHO5P)

23 "Like if you cook a dinner for your parents -- you can charge the taxpayers for "elder care."

How much could I make for feeding myself? I'm elderly.
I just had lunch, and did dishes. A living wage for that service should be at least $100. And I have a lot of imaginary friends that I feed at the same lunch.

Mo' Money, Mo' Money.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2026 02:42 PM (vbXSk)

24 It really makes one wonder how much Trump really won by in 2024. (and won by in 2020)

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 02:43 PM (gtcuf)

25 Did Doctor Jill Biden get a check for feeding Joe his strained peas and changing his diaper?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 02:43 PM (4ljtY)

26 Credentialed democrats raid the treasury through NGOs and feed their white savior complex. Minority democrats raid the treasury through rampant fraud and feed their thirst for reparations.

It's the perfect system.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 15, 2026 02:43 PM (yFLFB)

27 But NO Kings, amirite?
Posted by: sifty boones at May 15, 2026 02:41 PM (tGvPi)
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But

1. the Democrats agreed with it.
2. you...SHOULD agree with it.

So, it SHOULD pass a vote, unless we're all racist.

Thus it's an optimized virtual democracy--or you're racist.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e)

28 It's funny that Somalian imports (descendants of slave traders) got a hold of most of the money before any of the descendants of slaves got a chance to get their hands on it. Won't they be mad when they find out!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 02:44 PM (Dv3i1)

29 Billions for everyone but the law-abiding citizen, they get pennies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 02:44 PM (73/SM)

30 Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Work as what? Free range cloacas for public defecation?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:41 PM (s9VOe)

A place where you can check out your food and return it when you are done with it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 02:44 PM (dK+Kv)

31 24 It really makes one wonder how much Trump really won by in 2024. (and won by in 2020)

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 02:43 PM (gtcuf)

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Well, he won GA in 2020 by at least 290,000 votes.

Probably more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:44 PM (xBVv0)

32 Just keep refusing to reimburse the states that committed fraud with Biden's help until the money that was stolen is offset. Make the states prove they weren't frauds. Of course Hawaiian judges will run interference, but the Feds got lots and f lawyers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 02:44 PM (gu0hJ)

33 And here I sit paying my SBA loan every single month.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 02:44 PM (p4NUW)

34 I wonder what the average payout per Democrat voter is? Like, how much would I get to vote (D)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (jehhT)

35 Hang them all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon


cut. jib. newsletter.

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (3ZUWJ)

36 If states want to fuck their local constituents, that's not my problem.

When they take on federal subsidies and funding, then we have a problem. I want them all pilloried and horse-whipped.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (D1E+2)

37 $46B is outrageous!! We won’t tolerate a dime more than $45B. Since we are so fiscally conservative and such.
- GOP

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (f5ZdA)

38 His word as a Bidenteenage daughter shower buddy.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:40 PM (iXqHn)
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Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

39 We need to lop a couple fingers off those that would betray the public trust. Maybe give them the "dirty nose sign" ala The outlaw Josey Wales. Both?

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (cS1cw)

40 Or his Auto-Pen authorized it

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (aYs8h)

41 OT: Lauren Boebert will campaign with Thomas Massie in Kentucky tomorrow and is expected to endorse him.

I wonder if he shared some of his popcorn with her in the theater?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (abIsI)

42
I saw a video this morning -- from CA, I think -- where several folks who bought bottled water using their EBT cards were emptying out said bottles onto the ground so that they could turn in the empties for a cash refund. They'd buy a "plates of beans" with that, of course*.

*"Spare change to buy a plate of beans?" was a common panhandlers' line used by the "romantic street people" of Berkeley when I was in school there some years ago.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (s9VOe)

43 Thieves bring out the worst in me.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (qrzX6)

44 As a home healthcare worker who supports a quadrupalegic friend thatives with us, I'd just like to say that many of us aren't scamming anything.
It is, in fact, cheaper to have people like us than a group home or institution assisting people like my friend.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (0MjtC)

45 39 We need to lop a couple fingers off those that would betray the public trust. Maybe give them the "dirty nose sign" ala The outlaw Josey Wales. Both?
Posted by: connected and litigious


A benosing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (abIsI)

46 Hang them all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

cut. jib. newsletter.

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (3ZUWJ)

That's it. That's the newsletter. Go forth and propagate.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)

47 Some revelation.

Since SCOAMF picked the stupid old commie sonofabitch as his staggering mate, the journalice have ate Biden's shit and then complimented his diet.

They knew every bit of this. And anyone unfortunate enough to need help from the government has known forever that if you are straight and white you are shit out of luck asking for help.

If you are the right color or wave the pride flag, the fuckin office drones will fill out the paperwork for you. Just sit in the lobby and let your kids scream until the drone tells you how much of my tax money you won in the diversalottery.


Posted by: sifty boones at May 15, 2026 02:47 PM (2OtXt)

48 Thieves bring out the worst in me.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (qrzX6)
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Bringing stuff out is what they do.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

49 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (s9VOe)

They'll work so hard to get free stuff, but won't work hard at actual paying work.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 02:48 PM (gtcuf)

50 41 OT: Lauren Boebert will campaign with Thomas Massie in Kentucky tomorrow and is expected to endorse him.

I wonder if he shared some of his popcorn with her in the theater?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I read it as an endorsement from Lorena Bobbit. Carry on.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 02:48 PM (Dv3i1)

51 Thieves bring out the worst in me.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (qrzX6)

These thieves are stealing from your children and grandchildren, in broad daylight, laughing at you, and daring you to do something about it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 02:48 PM (dK+Kv)

52 The easiest fraud to prove should be the NY home care fraud. Hochul and her friends rammed through a whole bunch of changes using out of state companies that were campaign contributors. Very blatant

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 02:48 PM (gu0hJ)

53 if i can say something on his behalf, biden probably had no idea. about this or anything

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 02:48 PM (CWTWj)

54 41 OT: Lauren Boebert will campaign with Thomas Massie in Kentucky tomorrow and is expected to endorse him.

I wonder if he shared some of his popcorn with her in the theater?
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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She got pissed off at Trump for killing a project in her district after she showed her ass on some bill by voting with Democrats. Then was seen with laughing, etc. beside the Gay Polesmoking Democrat governor of CO at a ballgame (Polis).

A Majorie Traitor Greene clone I suspect.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:48 PM (E4rtv)

55 Boebert and MTG were always retarded.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:49 PM (f5ZdA)

56 They'll work so hard to get free stuff, but won't work hard at actual paying work.
Posted by: Delurker


Paying work usually requires punctuality.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:49 PM (abIsI)

57 41 OT: Lauren Boebert will campaign with Thomas Massie in Kentucky tomorrow and is expected to endorse him.

I wonder if he shared some of his popcorn with her in the theater?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

======

I think she's been angling herself to be some kind of leader of the post-Trump GOP that's focused on Epstein. So, she and Massie are natural allies at this point within the Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:49 PM (xBVv0)

58 I've said for years that the government put the mafia out of business because they didn't want the competition.

How does it go? Identify a respected institution. Kill it. Gut it. Wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect. The Democrats took that to heart.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 15, 2026 02:49 PM (QaH55)

59 These thieves are stealing from your children and grandchildren, in broad daylight, laughing at you, and daring you to do something about it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 02:48 PM (dK+Kv)
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I mentioned that they were nihilists in a previous thread. Not all of it is fully conscious nihilism. Just amounts to it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:50 PM (Fi81e)

60 Posted by: 29Victor at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (0MjtC)

In my opinion based on first hand experience you are the exception ( not doing it for monetary gain) . That said it is less expensive than hiring independent contractors and why I allays provided the option to family or friends to provide the necessary care.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:50 PM (qrzX6)

61 I would not take it badly, if these myriad thieves and professional grifters were to die in a fire right now.

It’s better than they deserve, but I’m generous to a fault.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 02:51 PM (dBJdm)

62 Every major social movement
- starts out as a cause
- devolves into a business
- ends up a racket

EVERY SINGLE ONE!

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 15, 2026 02:51 PM (MNCvZ)

63 >>>On His Own Tyrannical Authority, Biden "Authorized" $46.5 Billion of That Spending Anyway

Democrats are the BAMN Party. By Any Means Necessary, To:

Steal taxpayer's money for themselves, their family members, and powerful friends and constituents.

Grab power.

Punish political opponents.

Give national security secrets to current and possible enemies.

Steal elections.

Live large at taxpayer's expense.

Escape punishment if caught breaking the law.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2026 02:51 PM (5rh/l)

64 Some good news -

@Osint613
BREAKING: Israel says it carried out a strike in Gaza targeting Hamas military chief Izz al-Din al-Haddad, described as one of the architects of the Oct. 7 attacks.

The initial indication is that he was killed, per Times of Israel.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 02:52 PM (Dv3i1)

65 Out: "Capitalists would sell us the rope with which we would hang them." -- Lenin

In: "Fuck that -- the capitalists wised up to our plans, so let's just steal their money and then hang them anyway." -- Biden

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 02:53 PM (Av6i5)

66 Atheists are sloppy thinkers who just kick the can down the road. That's why Democratism is not explicit nihilism. It's not a fully realized nihilism.

It's just the background radiation of their universe.

Politics becomes divvying the spoils.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)

67 Adam and Eve were dirty scandi ice backs. Garden of Sweden and all.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 15, 2026 02:54 PM (Kt19C)

68 "Like if you cook a dinner for your parents -- you can charge the taxpayers for "elder care."

How much could I make for feeding myself? I'm elderly.
I just had lunch, and did dishes. A living wage for that service should be at least $100. And I have a lot of imaginary friends that I feed at the same lunch.

Mo' Money, Mo' Money.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2026 02:42 PM (vbXSk)

The current scam addition is a movement to get 24 billable hours per day for this instead of the current 8 or 12.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)

69 Are we winning against the 'cashless society' push? When you allow cash, folks at least have the option to do some grey or black market side hustle and not hand 1/3 to 1/2 of that income to the fed parasites. That's probably why they'd like to outlaw cash. And even cashless, folks can sometimes just do no money trades, which the commies hate and the IRS says you are supposed to record that as income (as if anyone actually does)

Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2026 02:55 PM (PV+Zw)

70 24 It really makes one wonder how much Trump really won by in 2024. (and won by in 2020)

Posted by: Delurker

Trump, depending on whether the actual vote switching or depression algorithm exists, got 74 million or so votes from people in 2020 (up from 63 million in 2016) that everyone agrees upon.

Biden increased Democrat ballots, not necessarily people, from 66 Million for Hillary in 2016 to 81 million in 2020. Obama got about the same in 2012 for reelection.

Given no campaigning, virulent opposition to examining ballots, voting machines, and getting testimony from the officials involved in the race, plus the massive attempt to coverup the fraud for years, means that Biden likely legitimately got around what Hillary and Obama got. About 66-67 million, maybe 70 tops. The rest was purely fraudulent mail in ballots. Kamala lost in part because general mail in ballot rule was not in place for 2024.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:56 PM (E4rtv)

71 62 Every major social movement
- starts out as a cause
- devolves into a business
- ends up a racket

EVERY SINGLE ONE!
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 15, 2026 02:51 PM (MNCvZ)


Code Pink was started in 2002 as an anti Iraq War group. The Iraq war has been over for 15 years. And yet, Code Oink still exists and collects money for “the cause”, which is of course funneled to Democrats.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:56 PM (f5ZdA)

72 Posted by: paul at May 15, 2026 02:54 PM (59BGO)

I would expect you to refuse to help your parents if you don't get paid. You want me to pay for it. Fucking immoral retard.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:56 PM (qrzX6)

73 Lol. Paul is stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

74 I really doubt Biden authorized a fkin thing

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 02:57 PM (Ia/+0)

75 62 Every major social movement
- starts out as a cause
- devolves into a business
- ends up a racket

EVERY SINGLE ONE!
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy


You skipped the first step:

-- Knowing that every cause eventually turns into a racket, amoral pseudo-leftists generate an endless procession of feel-good social movements, for the very purpose of profiting from them later.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 02:57 PM (Av6i5)

76 And remember:
All of these billions had to be washed through agencies and NGOs first, so they could take their cut.

This is why it seemed Dems always had money to top off every campaign down to city council--they had billions of tax dollars to draw from.

How Obama, Biden and Harris could all easily raise a billion+ in campaign funds.

How they can afford to saturate the air waves every election.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 02:57 PM (73/SM)

77 Remember Cindy Sheehan? She got shuffled off once she wasn't useful anymore.

Anything for the cause, right Paul?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

78 60 Posted by: 29Victor at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (0MjtC)

In my opinion based on first hand experience you are the exception ( not doing it for monetary gain) . That said it is less expensive than hiring independent contractors and why I allays provided the option to family or friends to provide the necessary care.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:50 PM (qrzX6)

Everyone I have met who does my job does it out of love, but you may have had more encounters than me.
But group homes are also profit-motivated, as are in-home care businesses. In fact, my particular friend was at a group home that was warehousing him and making pretty good money off of him and four other quadruplegics (with only three staff!) when we were finally able to accommodate him in our home.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 15, 2026 02:58 PM (0MjtC)

79 I think she's been angling herself to be some kind of leader of the post-Trump GOP that's focused on Epstein. So, she and Massie are natural allies at this point within the Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think that cause celebre is doomed. There is no there--there. And Boebert is simply not that charismatic nor particularly smart. I rate her about the same as MTG with less survival instincts than Nancy Mace.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)

80 Lauren Boebert 's claim to fame was back in 2019 when she confronted then candidate Beto during a town hall meeting. Beto was talking about gun control and Boebert shouted, " Hell no, you’re not!” After that the rest is history.

What happened to these people?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

81 -- Knowing that every cause eventually turns into a racket, amoral pseudo-leftists generate an endless procession of feel-good social movements, for the very purpose of profiting from them later.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 02:57 PM (Av6i5)
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Also, as legit causes of actual "social progression" become popular and take over, you have to keep ahead of the crowd, you can't just sink back into the bell curve!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:59 PM (Fi81e)

82 79 I think that cause celebre is doomed. There is no there--there. And Boebert is simply not that charismatic nor particularly smart. I rate her about the same as MTG with less survival instincts than Nancy Mace.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)

=======

Retort:

Boobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:59 PM (xBVv0)

83 Given no campaigning, virulent opposition to examining ballots, voting machines, and getting testimony from the officials involved in the race, plus the massive attempt to coverup the fraud for years, means that Biden likely legitimately got around what Hillary and Obama got. About 66-67 million, maybe 70 tops. The rest was purely fraudulent mail in ballots. Kamala lost in part because general mail in ballot rule was not in place for 2024.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:56 PM (E4rtv)

Even if it had been they would not be able to swing it. Even in 2020 they needed that old fashioned midnight cheating to get over the line.

Another rule of thumb is to look at the shortfall Harris got vs Biden in 2020. Not much reason for Biden loyalists to defect to Trump, but for some reason the vote was down by millions.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 02:59 PM (8avO+)

84
What the Democrats do with the tax money coerced from you is none of your business.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 02:59 PM (HdYcL)

85 So picking the fringe of "social progression" is likely "hit and miss". But a self-defined "progressive" needs that signifier--Hey! What I want is NOT that popular. So that must change. I

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

86 Boebert, MTG and Nancy Mace. They're as bad in their own way as Jasmine Rachet.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2026 03:01 PM (rJ48h)

87 Boebert always struck me as the Republicans version of AOC. Both aren't real bright but they spouted the right slogans . Boebert is imploding because Republicans get tired of critters like her (see MTG). Dems still love AOC because they're more sheep like

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 03:01 PM (gu0hJ)

88 Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.

Well, they prove *how* public grocery stores will work.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 03:01 PM (KAa/S)

89 What happened to these people?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

Nothing happened to them. They were stupid retards all along, Boebert was kinda hot and wore a gun while working as a waitress in short shorts. Oooooh come retire heroine!!! And MTG said all the right things so people ignored that she’s a literal imbecile.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:02 PM (f5ZdA)

90 84
What the Democrats do with the tax money coerced from you is none of your business.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 02:59 PM (HdYcL)


This!!!

Posted by: Costa Rica Realtors Association at May 15, 2026 03:02 PM (2WIwB)

91
loans, often forgivable, and training only to Black and Brown people, or other "special equity" groups

================

Paging Harmeet Dhillon ffs.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:02 PM (XJ22o)

92 Lauren Boebert 's claim to fame was back in 2019 when she confronted then candidate Beto during a town hall meeting. Beto was talking about gun control and Boebert shouted, " Hell no, you’re not!” After that the rest is history.

What happened to these people?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

ODd huffing their own farts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:02 PM (dK+Kv)

93 Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.

Well, they prove *how* public grocery stores will work.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 03:01 PM (KAa/S)
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"Are you done with that burger?"

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

94 74 I really doubt Biden authorized a fkin thing
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 02:57 PM (Ia/+0)

Clearly not.

If and when we find out who signed all that stuff, they all need to go to prison.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 03:03 PM (DwqWV)

95 Nothing happened to them. They were stupid retards all along, Boebert was kinda hot and wore a gun while working as a waitress in short shorts. Oooooh come retire heroine!!! And MTG said all the right things so people ignored that she’s a literal imbecile.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:02 PM (f5ZdA)

That's an US problem. But we never learn.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)

96
Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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Get yourself the grocery Andrew Carnegie and Bob's your uncle.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:04 PM (XJ22o)

97 95 That's an US problem. But we never learn.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)

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I never voted for Mace, and I even lived in her district.

I voted third party.

But, I also usually vote third party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:04 PM (xBVv0)

98 91
loans, often forgivable, and training only to Black and Brown people, or other "special equity" groups

================

Paging Harmeet Dhillon ffs.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:02 PM (XJ22o)

When we were losing our house during the Obama disaster, we were told to apply for help meeting our mortgage obligation. We applied, and then the next month, they said our paperwork was incomplete, so please apply again. This went on for four months. Turns out, we are not "of color," so no programs were available to help, but they couldn't tell us that, so they just kept messing up the paperwork.

Everything about that was a scam, put in place by the Lightbringer, piss be upon him.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 03:05 PM (DwqWV)

99 The only scarcity in libraries is that two people cannot read the same physical book at the same time.

The solution is time.

That can't possibly apply to groceries.

That's why "Are you done with that burger?" seems to summarize key differences between how libraries and grocery stores operate.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:05 PM (Fi81e)

100 Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

============

Get yourself the grocery Andrew Carnegie and Bob's your uncle.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:04 PM (XJ22o)

Hi, I'd like to check out How To Win Fries and Influence Paella.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:06 PM (dK+Kv)

101 Posted by: 29Victor at May 15, 2026 02:58 PM (0MjtC)

Businesses are for profit. I don't have a problem with that. Family in the past thought of it as a responsibility and did not expect pay. And when I took care of my mother in the last two years of her life getting paid was the last thing that crossed my mind.

My experience was regard to Workers Comp claims which provided lifetime medical for treatment arising out of the work related injury. I had many paras and quads and brain damaged claimants being taken care of by family . Unfortunately many times it became more about a paying job than it was taking care of a loved one.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:06 PM (qrzX6)

102 Zorhan Mamdani says public libraries prove public grocery stores will work.

Well, they prove *how* public grocery stores will work.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 03:01 PM (KAa/S)

So, you just borrow groceries, and then return them on time or pay a fine?

Not sure how that works, actually, because by the time they are due to be turned in, they have mostly turned to shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 03:06 PM (DwqWV)

103 Problem is Auto-Pen signed mostly everything, so who actually authorized it?

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 03:07 PM (Ia/+0)

104 I never voted for Mace, and I even lived in her district.

I voted third party.

But, I also usually vote third party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:04 PM (xBVv0)

You are not US.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:07 PM (dK+Kv)

105 > So, you just borrow groceries, and then return them on time or pay a fine?

Not sure how that works, actually, because by the time they are due to be turned in, they have mostly turned to shit.
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Socialist recycling...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 03:07 PM (jehhT)

106 104 You are not US.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:07 PM (dK+Kv)

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Gooble gobble?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:07 PM (xBVv0)

107 Not much reason for Biden loyalists to defect to Trump, but for some reason the vote was down by millions.
Posted by: Oldcat
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That part is easy, no general mail in voting as occurred in 2020 Covid election rules. There is endemic voter fraud in all cheat by mail states and those that allow ballot harvesting/drop boxes.

Real life voter fraud in person is rare (not eligible voters voting in person less rare) but the easiest way to cheat is a) through mail in ballots, b) rigging the count after the election--discarding opponent votes, tabulating software algorithms, inserting ballots, etc.

Requires a lot fewer people in the conspiracy and plausible deniability than risking widespread fraud voting in person.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:07 PM (E4rtv)

108 So.
It's now after noon on a Friday.
While alcohol cannot solve all my ills, it'll provide a good start. And it's not like asparagus, broccoli, or that gawd-awful okra are going to do anything for me.
Cheers Hordemates!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 03:07 PM (2WIwB)

109 I want Mamdani to do all sorts of wacky shit. I’ll enjoy watching the city decay from a distance.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:08 PM (f5ZdA)

110 Whats that called when you are so stupid you think you are smart? Maybe they will change it to Mandamism in the future.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2026 03:08 PM (PV+Zw)

111 So are the stinky homeless just going to hang out at the public grocery stores?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:09 PM (qrzX6)

112 81 Also, as legit causes of actual "social progression" become popular and take over, you have to keep ahead of the crowd, you can't just sink back into the bell curve!
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:59 PM (Fi81e)

If you can't keep in front of the train, you get run over by it.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 03:09 PM (iXqHn)

113 Libraries with coffee shops never let me "check out" a coffee.

Hmmmm. It's like they only lend persistent goods and no consumables.

Marx was bad at economics.

Marxists continue in this tradition.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:09 PM (Fi81e)

114 I saw a video this morning -- from CA, I think -- where several folks who bought bottled water using their EBT cards were emptying out said bottles onto the ground so that they could turn in the empties for a cash refund. They'd buy a "plates of beans" with that, of course*.

*"Spare change to buy a plate of beans?" was a common panhandlers' line used by the "romantic street people" of Berkeley when I was in school there some years ago.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:46 PM (s9VOe)

still better than letting them buy booze with it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:09 PM (8avO+)

115 Mandamism: the phenomenon that sends businesses fleeing NYC for safter locations.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 03:09 PM (jehhT)

116 >>>So, you just borrow groceries, and then return them on time or pay a fine?

>>>Not sure how that works, actually, because by the time they are due to be turned in, they have mostly turned to shit.

Obligatory: They'll make it up in volume.

Obligatory2: They just write it off.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:10 PM (dK+Kv)

117 At a bare minimum, 30pct of any locate, state or federal budget is straight looting and corruption.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 03:10 PM (XV/Pl)

118 So are the stinky homeless just going to hang out at the public grocery stores?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:09 PM (qrzX6)


*click*
Clean up in aisle 2, clean up in aisle 2
And 3
And 4
And 5...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)

119 So, you just borrow groceries, and then return them on time or pay a fine?

Not sure how that works, actually, because by the time they are due to be turned in, they have mostly turned to shit.
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"Details, details..." -- Zorhan Madmani.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

120 OT: I see that the UN wants a boatload of money to address colonizers and colonization.

I think we should impose a 75% income and wealth tax on Muslims, mosques, their PACs, and their supporting organizations, to help the UN. China can chip in with a 75% tax. I'm not sure what to charge the Democrats and rabid leftists.

Right now, these appear to be the only colonizers in the world, so they should pay - right?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2026 03:11 PM (qx7Zg)

121 Whats that called when you are so stupid you think you are smart? Maybe they will change it to Mandamism in the future.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2026 03:08 PM (PV+Zw)

Sophomore - wise fool. Not a coincidence it is the term for a 2nd year in college student.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:11 PM (8avO+)

122 116 Obligatory: They'll make it up in volume.

Obligatory2: They just write it off.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:10 PM (dK+Kv)

Obligatory 3 : They slap a hot iron to it.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 03:11 PM (iXqHn)

123 "Home healthcare" is that very (deliberately) exploitable form of "medical spending" that people sign up for. Like if you cook a dinner for your parents -- you can charge the taxpayers for "elder care."

Wise up!

95% of the home healthcare fraudsters DON'T EVEN PROVIDE ANY KIND OF CARE.

It's not just that they're billing taxpayers to overpay them to do the normal household chores they'd do anyway. It's that THEY DO JACK SHIT and still bill Medicare anyway.

It goes like this (witnessed first-hand many times):

There is a couple -- generally lowlife, unemployed/grey economy drug--taking losers.

One of them goes to a crooked doctor/psychiatrist, gets "diagnosed" as having some vague bogus mental or other murky ailment -- ADHD, Chronic fatigue Syndrome, autism spectrum, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, "my elbow hurts," the Droopsies, whatever.

With this diagnosis, this person then get classified as "disabled."

Then their partner becomes their "in-home caretaker."

So they get paid double -- the disabled person gets Social Security Disability, and the partner gets paid to "take care of them."

BUT NOTHING CHANGES. They just continue their useless lives.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 03:11 PM (Av6i5)

124 MTG will run for president in 2028 and grift a few million from fellow imbeciles. She’s stupid but street smart. She’ll follow the Ron Paul playbook from 2008.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:12 PM (f5ZdA)

125 "I'm disabled."
-Roy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:12 PM (xBVv0)

126 118 *click*
Clean up in aisle 2, clean up in aisle 2
And 3
And 4
And 5...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)

I'm just going to point out, during my very brief time working at a supermarket when I was in high school, old ladies shit in the aisles all the damned time.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)

127 The whole home health care and hospice and day care etc Sam's aren't just reparations that have basically instituted UBI without any one voting for it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2026 03:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

128 I'm just going to point out, during my very brief time working at a supermarket when I was in high school, old ladies shit in the aisles all the damned time.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)

WTH?

Granny! No! Bad!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (dK+Kv)

129 And even if the groceries are free, the stores will be looted more than a Walgreens where employees are required to wear blindfolds .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (qrzX6)

130 Real life voter fraud in person is rare (not eligible voters voting in person less rare) but the easiest way to cheat is a) through mail in ballots, b) rigging the count after the election--discarding opponent votes, tabulating software algorithms, inserting ballots, etc.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:07 PM (E4rtv)

it might be rare now, but it wasn't when it got Obama the win in several close states in the Midwest using students.

I think the Dems will have problems going forward as the old line tried and true methods of cheating are dying with the people who ran them and the new generation of college zealots can't run the scams.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (8avO+)

131 What constitutes disabled? Like if I stub my toe can I hire my wife to be my “care giver” and get some of that sweet Medicaid $$?

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (f5ZdA)

132 Boebert does have a nice rack.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (77rzZ)

133 That's an US problem. But we never learn.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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From viewing Congress critters up close (was a House staffer on the floor), they were never impressive as a group intellectually. Senators are scarcely better. A relatively few are brilliant and often resented by their leadership and their colleagues because of envy and annoyance at bringing up issues in Congress the parties and their donors want squashed.

It is best to think of them as CEOs of their own little firms--their product is legislation which donors, leadership, and staffers generally tell them what to do. So the reps and senators huff and puff around but the real action occurs among key staffers, donor networks, and leadership to provide an agenda, legislation, and coordination with the other chamber and the executive branch.

The elected officials are the front men for their organizations, not the drivers of what it produces. They are there to raise funds, grab votes, and get publicity but not to do the serious work of governing.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (E4rtv)

134 I'm an at-home VA caregiver for Pooky, but:

I went through training
Contiuing education is constantly offered (currently in a module right now)
We have quarterly video check-ins and an annual at-home visit, and they speak to each of us separately during these check-ins
I am paid a stipend that is very small for being on the job 24/7 (I literally have to do it in my sleep sometimes)
Most importantly, I am saving the government money by keeping him at home instead of an institution, which is almost certainly where he'd be if I wasn't taking care of him

That is what at-home care *should* look like, not this fraudulent nonsense.

Posted by: pookysgirl is a mom too at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (Wt5PA)

135
Kamala lost in part because general mail in ballot rule was not in place for 2024.
Posted by: whig

===============

So what's in store for 2026 and 2028?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (XJ22o)

136 All those dead and non existent elders. That's just Democrats taking care of their base.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (fkeut)

137 "It's racist to turn your nose up at brown lettuce!" -- Zorhan Madmani

The "progressive solution" : when somebody is not willing to help you out in your experiment, think of a good insult for that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (Fi81e)

138 124 MTG will run for president in 2028 and grift a few million from fellow imbeciles. She’s stupid but street smart. She’ll follow the Ron Paul playbook from 2008.
Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:12 PM (f5ZdA)

I thought she was moving to Costa Rica permanently?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:15 PM (qrzX6)

139 And even if the groceries are free, the stores will be looted more than a Walgreens where employees are required to wear blindfolds .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (qrzX6)
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Until Walgreens moves out of that city.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:16 PM (Fi81e)

140 135 So what's in store for 2026 and 2028?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (XJ22o)

========

Nearly two years of the DOJ suing states for voter rolls to clean them up, even fewer mail in ballots in general (minus states like CO and CA which are mail in only), and literally millions of illegals leaving the country, at least some of whom are registered to vote and just vote anyway because they think they're allowed.

And Trump won 2024 without any of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:16 PM (xBVv0)

141 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who says, sotto voice, "Nothing will happen." at May 15, 2026 03:16 PM (oONcb)

142 Posted by: pookysgirl is a mom too at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (Wt5PA)

You are an angel.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:16 PM (qrzX6)

143 OT: I see that the UN wants a boatload of money to address colonizers and colonization.

I think we should impose a 75% income and wealth tax on Muslims, mosques, their PACs, and their supporting organizations, to help the UN. China can chip in with a 75% tax. I'm not sure what to charge the Democrats and rabid leftists.

Right now, these appear to be the only colonizers in the world, so they should pay - right?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2026 03:11 PM (qx7Zg)

Just turn the UN out of New York City. Its time for some place like Indonesia to take over, where its 100 degrees and no A/C.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

144 108 So.
It's now after noon on a Friday.
While alcohol cannot solve all my ills, it'll provide a good start. And it's not like asparagus, broccoli, or that gawd-awful okra are going to do anything for me.
Cheers Hordemates!
Posted by: Diogenes at

Sigh.

😊

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:17 PM (p4NUW)

145 Just turn the UN out of New York City. Its time for some place like Indonesia to take over, where its 100 degrees and no A/C.
Posted by: Oldcat at

They can summer there and then winter in Siberia.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2026 03:17 PM (YZ0Fo)

146 138 124 MTG will run for president in 2028 and grift a few million from fellow imbeciles. She’s stupid but street smart. She’ll follow the Ron Paul playbook from 2008.
Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:12 PM (f5ZdA)

I thought she was moving to Costa Rica permanently?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:15 PM (qrzX6)

She’s a celebrity now on the left and woke right. She’d be crazy to walk away from the money. She can spend the next 10 years doing nothing but podcasts and CNN appearances making a ton of money.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:17 PM (f5ZdA)

147 it might be rare now, but it wasn't when it got Obama the win in several close states in the Midwest using students.


Those would be considered under the ineligible voter category, as I noted, less rare. My guess is more illegals, people that vote in two states, and felons are ineligible. On students as a percentage, I think it was worst in NH and a few other states that have same day voter registration and the question of eligibility stems from the inevitable loosey goosey residency requirements. I think NH finally got around to banning it for students requiring more than student ids to register.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:18 PM (E4rtv)

148 I'm an at-home VA caregiver for Pooky, but:

I went through training
Contiuing education is constantly offered (currently in a module right now)
We have quarterly video check-ins and an annual at-home visit, and they speak to each of us separately during these check-ins
I am paid a stipend that is very small for being on the job 24/7 (I literally have to do it in my sleep sometimes)
Most importantly, I am saving the government money by keeping him at home instead of an institution, which is almost certainly where he'd be if I wasn't taking care of him

That is what at-home care *should* look like, not this fraudulent nonsense.
Posted by: pookysgirl is a mom too at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (Wt5PA)

They use your deserved sympathy to hide their theft of everyone around them. Typical Democrat stolen valor.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)

149 X is getting weirder.

I go to my notifications and see random (stochastic?) posts from people I'm not stalking or I have no idea who they are...

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:18 PM (Fi81e)

150 131 What constitutes disabled? Like if I stub my toe can I hire my wife to be my “care giver” and get some of that sweet Medicaid $$?
Posted by: Heroq


Yes.

But you don't' even need to actually stub your toe in physical reality -- you just report to the dodgy doctor that you feel that your toe hurts, and he'll diagnose you either with "Crippling Pain Syndrome (Unspecified)" or "Malingering Hypochrondria-itis," and with that piece of paper some cooperative commie bureaucrat will grant you "Disabled" status. Seriously.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 03:18 PM (Av6i5)

151
A relatively few are brilliant and often resented by their leadership and their colleagues because of envy and annoyance at bringing up issues in Congress the parties and their donors want squashed.

___________

Ted Cruz is completely wasted in the Senate. Trump should have put him on the SC in his first term.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 03:19 PM (HdYcL)

152 Just turn the UN out of New York City. Its time for some place like Indonesia to take over, where its 100 degrees and no A/C.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

I'd prefer either the South Pole, or move them into a Chinesium space station, with launches only from a Chinese space port on one of their rockets.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2026 03:19 PM (qx7Zg)

153 it might be rare now, but it wasn't when it got Obama the win in several close states in the Midwest using students.


Those would be considered under the ineligible voter category, as I noted, less rare. My guess is more illegals, people that vote in two states, and felons are ineligible. On students as a percentage, I think it was worst in NH and a few other states that have same day voter registration and the question of eligibility stems from the inevitable loosey goosey residency requirements. I think NH finally got around to banning it for students requiring more than student ids to register.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:18 PM (E4rtv)

They were shipped around in busses to vote IIRC. This was also done in urban areas in the past as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:19 PM (8avO+)

154
Reporter: "Mr Mayor, how will you pay for these free grocery stores? Who stocks the shelves?"

Mamdani: "Free Palestine! From the river to the sea!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 15, 2026 03:19 PM (IifOV)

155
One of them goes to a crooked doctor/psychiatrist, gets "diagnosed"

Posted by: zombie

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These are the people who baffle me. What do they get for these fake diagnoses? A laugh?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:19 PM (XJ22o)

156 "the Droopsies"

Is this about me?

Posted by: Nancy P. (D-CA) at May 15, 2026 03:20 PM (oONcb)

157 These are the people who baffle me. What do they get for these fake diagnoses? A laugh?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl

A kickback.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2026 03:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

158 The elected officials are the front men for their organizations, not the drivers of what it produces. They are there to raise funds, grab votes, and get publicity but not to do the serious work of governing.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (E4rtv)

That's my sense from the outside, except as CEO, they are the owners' (lobbyists') retarded nephew that has been given as minimal an amount of responsibility as possible so as to occupy his time and keep him from annoying the owners.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:20 PM (dK+Kv)

159 These are the people who baffle me. What do they get for these fake diagnoses? A laugh?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl

A kickback.
Posted by: BruceWayne

They'll charge like 150$ cash. It's the same as the docs that sign off pot cards.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2026 03:21 PM (YZ0Fo)

160 134 I'm an at-home VA caregiver for Pooky, but:

I went through training
Contiuing education is constantly offered (currently in a module right now)
We have quarterly video check-ins and an annual at-home visit, and they speak to each of us separately during these check-ins
I am paid a stipend that is very small for being on the job 24/7 (I literally have to do it in my sleep sometimes)
Most importantly, I am saving the government money by keeping him at home instead of an institution, which is almost certainly where he'd be if I wasn't taking care of him

That is what at-home care *should* look like, not this fraudulent nonsense.
Posted by: pookysgirl is a mom too


What kind of non-corrupt state do you live in? In places like California, there are NONE of that requirements or checking-up.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 03:21 PM (Av6i5)

161 108 So.
It's now after noon on a Friday.
While alcohol cannot solve all my ills, it'll provide a good start. And it's not like asparagus, broccoli, or that gawd-awful okra are going to do anything for me.
Cheers Hordemates!
Posted by: Diogenes at

Sigh.

😊
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 03:17 PM (p4NUW)

I like broccoli, raw or steamed. They are lil trees, after all.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:21 PM (8avO+)

162 Same day registration is basically just inviting fraud. I show up I say I’m John Smith register me please. I get a ballot.

Maybe in 6 months someone will do an audit and notice I’m not really John smith and I have a fake address. But my vote still counted. And I can do this at 10 precincts all day long on Election Day.

There is a more rigorous process for joining a gym.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:21 PM (f5ZdA)

163 And Trump won 2024 without any of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I hate to apply confidence intervals but I think in both 2020 and 2024, Trump's recorded vote is the floor of what he got, not the ceiling.

No one seriously contends that Trump was doing voter fraud, it is only contested that the Dems are doing it. Which is pretty self evident given that they act like criminals with something to hide when it is requested that the ballots get perused. Compare this with GOP run Florida in 2000 where it was out in the open regarding the punchcards and they were even given to a third party media consortium to recount again with Bush still winning under most situations.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)

164 I need to learn more about how this works. My mom is going to be 93 next month and if I can get a stack for cooking her some leek potato soup, that would be great.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 15, 2026 03:22 PM (GPa4z)

165 Free expression is not a "targeted program" under Scientific Population Management of major countries today.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

166 Ted Cruz is completely wasted in the Senate. Trump should have put him on the SC in his first term.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 03:19 PM (HdYcL


Too bad Ted Cruz doesn't agree with you. But Trump agrees with you.

Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2026 03:22 PM (FMtrg)

167
If you think a senator is stupid, address him as "the distinguished senator from X."

If you know a senator is stupid, address him as "the able and distinguished senator from X."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 03:23 PM (HdYcL)

168 “Homehealthcare” typically for those with no health for which to care even if legit.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 03:23 PM (T6aVk)

169 Help! I'm being robbed!
By the government.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 03:23 PM (UjdFS)

170 Andrew Kolvet
@AndrewKolvet

Disgraced former FBI Director James Comey claims that the FBI is "under seige" and admits that he is still having active conversations with personnel within the FBI.

Kasie Hunt: "Do you still talk to employees at the FBI regularly?"

Comey: "I do... They're under siege."

Why is an indicted man still in contact with the very same people who could be tasked with investigating him?

https://tinyurl.com/ynyhfhwh

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 03:24 PM (NpAcC)

171 163 I hate to apply confidence intervals but I think in both 2020 and 2024, Trump's recorded vote is the floor of what he got, not the ceiling.

No one seriously contends that Trump was doing voter fraud, it is only contested that the Dems are doing it. Which is pretty self evident given that they act like criminals with something to hide when it is requested that the ballots get perused. Compare this with GOP run Florida in 2000 where it was out in the open regarding the punchcards and they were even given to a third party media consortium to recount again with Bush still winning under most situations.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)

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Well, my point really is that what Democrats can do in 2026 is probably less than what they did in 2024 based on ensuing events which was less than what they could do in 2022 because the RNC actually stopped Philadelphia from stopping their counting at 10pm election night in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:24 PM (xBVv0)

172 Same day registration is basically just inviting fraud.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:21 PM (f5ZdA)
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Because Democrats invite fraud.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e)

173 No one seriously contends that Trump was doing voter fraud, it is only contested that the Dems are doing it. Which is pretty self evident given that they act like criminals with something to hide when it is requested that the ballots get perused. Compare this with GOP run Florida in 2000 where it was out in the open regarding the punchcards and they were even given to a third party media consortium to recount again with Bush still winning under most situations.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)

all situations. If they had even the most dubious count that gave Gore a win, the press would have run with it. Ab-so-lutely.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)

174 162 Same day registration is basically just inviting fraud. I show up I say I’m John Smith register me please. I get a ballot.

Maybe in 6 months someone will do an audit and notice I’m not really John smith and I have a fake address. But my vote still counted. And I can do this at 10 precincts all day long on Election Day.

There is a more rigorous process for joining a gym.
Posted by: Heroq

And that happens there. I think Michigan moved to same day registration. Minnesota has a laughable vouching system, and I think one of the Dakotas had or has same day registration.

But due to the logistics, it is far easier and safer to do mail in ballot fraud. In really safe for fraud urban or rural areas, you also get voters being paid for their vote. Long tradition of it in some places like Appalachia, rural Georgia, and of course urban areas across the US.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:25 PM (E4rtv)

175 Why is an indicted man still in contact with the very same people who could be tasked with investigating him?

https://tinyurl.com/ynyhfhwh

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 03:24 PM (NpAcC)
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Forget it, Red, this is DC town.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:25 PM (Fi81e)

176 The home healthcare idea was a good one and works in a high trust society where people are moral and fair.


Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 03:25 PM (Ti1tl)

177
Nearly two years of the DOJ suing states for voter rolls to clean them up

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Sorry for letting you do all the research, but how are those data requests going? I heard some states -- California for sure -- are just refusing to provide the data and are getting into a drawn-out drama of lawsuits and countersuits. And some states -- I think Oregon or Washington -- remove the dead from the rolls, wait three months, and then put them back.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:25 PM (XJ22o)

178 Well, my point really is that what Democrats can do in 2026 is probably less than what they did in 2024 based on ensuing events which was less than what they could do in 2022 because the RNC actually stopped Philadelphia from stopping their counting at 10pm election night in 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:24 PM (xBVv0)

Trumps RNC fights back, as we saw. They are proactively working at the state level. And they had very effective GOTV in PA that gave them the win there.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

179 A lot of “conservative” states allow same day registration. Montana, Idaho, Wyoming among them. GOP is run by shitheads all over .

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:27 PM (f5ZdA)

180 The national vote totals in 2020 indicates that the registered voter turnout out was 90% or more.

That's North Korean numbers.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:27 PM (qrzX6)

181 177 Sorry for letting you do all the research, but how are those data requests going? I heard some states -- California for sure -- are just refusing to provide the data and are getting into a drawn-out drama of lawsuits and countersuits. And some states -- I think Oregon or Washington -- remove the dead from the rolls, wait three months, and then put them back.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:25 PM (XJ22o)

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Back and forth at this point, but the law is entirely on the administration's side. HAVA requires clean up that the states are refusing.

And yes, one of the more interesting things to watch is if DOJ is keeping an eye on batch registration adds to voter rolls that include people they've been told to remove. Most of that action will happen in the final weeks leading up to the election.

But, we do keep getting stories of, like, NC removing another 10,000 dead people from the rolls because of DOJ suits or OR taking off 800,000 from a Judicial Watch suit or Fulton County being under DNI investigation for 300,000 extra ballots that appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the night in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:28 PM (xBVv0)

182
The home healthcare idea was a good one and works in a high trust society where people are moral and fair.


Posted by: nurse ratched

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Yes, it was! The article notes that unfortunately, it's black boxes within black boxes -- you can't go to every home and confirm that the caregiver is actually giving the care. I don't know what we need -- an expansion of auditors, social workers, whatevers to make home visits and make sure everything is per the application?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (XJ22o)

183 all situations. If they had even the most dubious count that gave Gore a win, the press would have run with it. Ab-so-lutely.
Posted by: Oldcat

I think the one dislodged corner of a ballot if you counted it for Gore might have let him win. The two, three hanging chad results favored Bush as did the fully dislodged. On the various written marks, etc., Gore only won under the very loosest standard.

But the issue was that the more the punch cards were reinserted and ran through the machines, the more chads were dislodged or their tie to the card became more attenuated. Recounting each time and handling made the results less conclusive than more.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)

184 Andrew Kolvet
@AndrewKolvet

Disgraced former FBI Director James Comey claims that the FBI is "under seige" and admits that he is still having active conversations with personnel within the FBI.

Kasie Hunt: "Do you still talk to employees at the FBI regularly?"

Comey: "I do... They're under siege."

Why is an indicted man still in contact with the very same people who could be tasked with investigating him?

https://tinyurl.com/ynyhfhwh
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 03:24 PM (NpAcC)

Unless Comey shows me a little design made of seashells coming from the FBI I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he's lying.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)

185 Ted Cruz is completely wasted in the Senate. Trump should have put him on the SC in his first term.

I honestly can't tell if that's snark or not. I do think Ted is legit smart but he's -- as my elementary school teachers might say -- "not fulfilling his potential."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (qRDmh)

186 I've wondered why the Dems were willing to cheat Biden into office, but not Hillary or Kamala.

Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (FMtrg)

187 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

188 A lot of “conservative” states allow same day registration. Montana, Idaho, Wyoming among them. GOP is run by shitheadspeople that are not that in to you all over .
Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 03:27 PM (f5ZdA)
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Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)

189 Seems to me, the world would get a whole lot more affordable were the fraudsters killed off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

190 187 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's like a paradox.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e)

191 Perhaps by some mother nature event or meteor shower.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

192 When thou shalt besiege a city a long time, in making war against it to take it, thou shalt not destroy the trees thereof by forcing an axe against them: for thou mayest eat of them, and thou shalt not cut them down (for the tree of the field is man's life) to employ them in the siege.

Posted by: Lord Comey at May 15, 2026 03:30 PM (D1E+2)

193 Respectfully Ace....this should have got the double whirly lights....maybe if they ever EVER actually arrest someone and they are held to account........not holding my breath......

Posted by: ZooomZooom (I) at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (F6Fez)

194
the law is entirely on the administration's side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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At one time, that would have been reassuring.

Thanks for the info -- just can't help being cynical, this being Democrat antics.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (XJ22o)

195 Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (XJ22o)

I don't know what the caseload would be required but I know my assignments to my adjusters averaged about 120 claims each.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (qrzX6)

196 ---
It's like a paradox.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e)



Where there's a 1 there's a way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Yes, it was! The article notes that unfortunately, it's black boxes within black boxes -- you can't go to every home and confirm that the caregiver is actually giving the care. I don't know what we need -- an expansion of auditors, social workers, whatevers to make home visits and make sure everything is per the application?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (XJ22o)

Well actually you can, or close enough. These days you could actually film the process and stream it to the supervisors.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:32 PM (8avO+)

198 Raises hand to being in the rubes and suckers club.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 03:32 PM (n5tGW)

199 "The Biden administration may have failed to convince Congress to double Medicaid spending on home healthcare in 2021, but the funding increase occurred anyway."

So the Executive branch ignores and defies the Legislative branch and other than a few strongly worded letters and harumphs, there are no real consequences. Remind me again about the authority of the Judicial branch over the Executive...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 15, 2026 03:32 PM (nbLIj)

200
Off-topic:

This is hilariously sad.

Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey" is not going to have any orchestral music because-

Ancient Greece didn't have orchestras, however-

The Music Will Be Rap.

And "Homer" will rap out his story of the "Odyssey" to you.


So, they've got that working for them.


Did Christopher Nolan fall down a flight of stairs and hit his head?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:32 PM (iJfKG)

201 the law is entirely on the administration's side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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"No one is above the law" is just something some people say.

Everything is the Pirate's Code.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:33 PM (Fi81e)

202 201 the law is entirely on the administration's side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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"No one is above the law" is just something some people say.

Everything is the Pirate's Code.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:33 PM (Fi81e)

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Well, the point is that Appeals courts will all end up siding with the DOJ on this. District court judges will show their asses, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (xBVv0)

203
I honestly can't tell if that's snark or not. 

___________

I didn't intend to be snarky. Cruz is a brilliant guy. But he'll never be an inner circle senator.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (HdYcL)

204 Ancient Greece didn't have orchestras, however-

The Music Will Be Rap.

And "Homer" will rap out his story of the "Odyssey" to you.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:32 PM (iJfKG)
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I want to see Flava Flav and his clock... err... Sundial.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)

205 179 A lot of “conservative” states allow same day registration. Montana, Idaho, Wyoming among them. GOP is run by shitheads all over .
Posted by: Heroq

I haven't kept up with it. My coauthored and published paper on the topic came out after 2008 but I had already pivoted toward researching subjects that I taught by then.

Want a good historical summary, find the report from the 2005 Carter-Baker Commission, co-chaired by former President Jimmy Carter and James A. Baker III. Report is titled “Building Confidence in U.S. Elections”. Long history of documented cases of voter fraud going back even to Independence.

From memory, about 700 pages or so fully footnoted and citations for its conclusions. And it was that mail in ballots were the worst of all possible voting systems for fraud. And other nations agree, either limiting it severely or banning it altogether. No reason for it in a modern country anymore.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)

206 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (3uTNk)

207 The UN was originally envisioned as a very large “autonomous zone” or whatever, on par with the District of Columbia.

Rockefeller had the cash to purchase a much smaller chunk of real estate. They bragged it was paid for, the UN building by member dues or whatever, but .. it was the USA that paid for it.

It used to be free admission for tourists, they could walk around wherever they wanted. I doubt … this is the case today.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (29nn/)

208 I've wondered why the Dems were willing to cheat Biden into office, but not Hillary or Kamala.
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (FMtrg)

Well Hillary did have a disaffected wing that didn't want another generation of Clintons taking all the graft and she believed her press clippings too much in 2016.

Kamala was just too big a mountain for even the cheaters to push over the line. Biden really shafted them when he forced her to be chosen.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

209 This is hilariously sad.

Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey" is not going to have any orchestral music because-

Ancient Greece didn't have orchestras, however-

The Music Will Be Rap.

And "Homer" will rap out his story of the "Odyssey" to you.


So, they've got that working for them.


Did Christopher Nolan fall down a flight of stairs and hit his head?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:32 PM (iJfKG)



Remakes are like a fag and their shit's all retarded so they should never, ever be done. Ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

210 The Music Will Be Rap.

And "Homer" will rap out his story of the "Odyssey" to you.


So, they've got that working for them.


Did Christopher Nolan fall down a flight of stairs and hit his head?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:32 PM (iJfKG)

It just keeps getting better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (dK+Kv)

211 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 03:34 PM (3uTNk)



*fistbump*


You back in the states yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Election Fraud.

It aint “voters” pulling this shit, Whig. Not even.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (29nn/)

213 And "Homer" will rap out his story of the "Odyssey" to you.
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It would fit in with the Illin'iad.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (Fi81e)

214 Well, the point is that Appeals courts will all end up siding with the DOJ on this. District court judges will show their asses, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It is like the Kagan's foot dragging on her dissent on Callais. Federal law forbids changing the voter lists 90 days or less before elections. The Democrats are trying to stall out litigation to prevent appellate courts from ordering the purges. Same with deportation removals,etc.

That is the heart of the Resist and Lawfare movements, destroy the rule of law but ignoring it, not enforcing it on its allies, and by delaying the final result when a certain loss is pending.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv)

215 166 Ted Cruz is completely wasted in the Senate. Trump should have put him on the SC in his first term.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 03:19 PM (HdYcL

Too bad Ted Cruz doesn't agree with you. But Trump agrees with you.
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2026 03:22 PM (FMtrg)

I don’t want another RiNO Senator from TX because
1) Ted Cruz looked at you wrong
2) Red Cruz doesn’t pass your purity test
3) Ted Cruz doesn’t agree with you 100% of the time so he is a fucking goddamn asshole

I don’t agree with him all the time either but he is light years better than most of the TX GOPe. And Cornyn is a ZERO compared to him.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 03:37 PM (T6aVk)

216 I bet you Nolan doesn't even have the throat singing and caterwaul of the Greek choruses.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)

217 Off-topic:

This is hilariously sad.

Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey" is not going to have any orchestral music because-

Ancient Greece didn't have orchestras, however-

The Music Will Be Rap.

And "Homer" will rap out his story of the "Odyssey" to you.


So, they've got that working for them.


Did Christopher Nolan fall down a flight of stairs and hit his head?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:32 PM (iJfKG)

They did have a Greek Chorus. If he gave a crap about authenticity he could have used one and put any number of ethnics in it as well.

Wiki: A Greek chorus in the context of ancient Greek tragedy, comedy, and satyr plays, is a homogeneous group of performers who comment with a collective voice on the action of the scene in which they appear, or provide necessary insight into action which has taken place offstage. Historically, the chorus consisted of between 12 and 50 players, who variously danced, sang or spoke their lines in unison, and sometimes wore masks

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

218 And "Homer" will rap out his story of the "Odyssey" to you.
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It would fit in with the Illin'iad.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:36 PM (Fi81e)

I was gonna tell a story about trippin', but they I got high . . . .

Posted by: Homer at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)

219 And "Homer" will rap out his story of the "Odyssey" to you.




https://youtu.be/MFGRHtq0BgI?t=26

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Music is defined as having certain components - melody, rhythm, percussion, iirc. Rap ain’t Music, technically speaking. You already knew that instinctively, lol

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (29nn/)

221 214 It is like the Kagan's foot dragging on her dissent on Callais. Federal law forbids changing the voter lists 90 days or less before elections. The Democrats are trying to stall out litigation to prevent appellate courts from ordering the purges. Same with deportation removals,etc.

That is the heart of the Resist and Lawfare movements, destroy the rule of law but ignoring it, not enforcing it on its allies, and by delaying the final result when a certain loss is pending.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv)

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I've said it for a while, but 2026 is a wet fart of an election.

The real eyes on the prize are 2028. They can delay until 2026, but DOJ isn't doing to change hands and there's nothing a slim Democrat House majority (with the GOP retaining the Senate, especially) can do to change the course of DOJ investigation and litigation.

All while Democrats have lost serious funding to patronage.

The purges will happen. They will end up happening for 2028, and the Vance v Harris battle can commence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (xBVv0)

222 What kind of non-corrupt state do you live in? In places like California, there are NONE of that requirements or checking-up.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 03:21 PM (Av6i5)

I'm in Iowa, but our regional VA is in South Dakota. It's a federal program, since it's through the VA.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye at May 15, 2026 03:39 PM (Wt5PA)

223 It aint “voters” pulling this shit, Whig. Not even.
Posted by: Common Tater

There are always some that do it. In a Michigan County, they have found dozens of illegals registered to vote and voting. Same in North Carolina. They caught them by their sworn affidavits to avoid jury duty (which requires citizenship to serve). They find felons voting, thousands of people purposefully vote in two states--NY and FL is common, people moving and voting in their old jurisdiction even more common.

True impersonation voter fraud is extremely rare.

Most of it is tabulation cheats (discarding opponent votes, inserting yours) and mail in ballot fraud though.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv)

224 Melody, rhythm, and harmony. “Fuck Da Police” and “Kill My Landlord” don’t make the grade, no way.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 03:40 PM (29nn/)

225 You back in the states yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM

Yup. Just crossed over the ME Canada line. I hit Boston in about 45 minutes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (3uTNk)

226 Nog many failed VP have rerun and made President

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (Ia/+0)

227
Yup. Just crossed over the ME Canada line. I hit Boston in about 45 minutes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 03:41 PM (3uTNk)



Well, then. Welcome home, sir. Glad you made it back safe and sound.

Barring the upcoming landing, that is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

228 Nood, war on BBQ

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (Sy6m/)

229 >> True impersonation voter fraud is extremely rare.

We’re right here you know.

Posted by: Mail in And Ballot Harvesting at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (jACUA)

230 I've said it for a while, but 2026 is a wet fart of an election.

The real eyes on the prize are 2028. They can delay until 2026, but DOJ isn't doing to change hands and there's nothing a slim Democrat House majority (with the GOP retaining the Senate, especially) can do to change the course of DOJ investigation and litigation.

All while Democrats have lost serious funding to patronage.

The purges will happen. They will end up happening for 2028, and the Vance v Harris battle can commence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. 2028 will resemble 1860 if the worst comes about. That is assuming that the left is not successful in killing Trump before then.

I am trying to get healthy enough in case the worst rolls around. Most of the other preps have been done already but someone not able to move and travel drastically affects what happens in worst case scenarios.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E4rtv)

231 There are always some that do it.
——

Right, but that ain’t the point. The problem is high level coordination of Fraud perpetrated by precinct officials, judges, and governors, secretaries of state, etc.

It’s like comparing bank robbers. That’s small time. Much better to own the bank.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (29nn/)

232 I bet you Nolan doesn't even have the throat singing and caterwaul of the Greek choruses.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 03:38 PM

We're right here, you know.

Posted by: The Frogs at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (3uTNk)

233 Code Oink

+++
I see what you did there

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at May 15, 2026 03:43 PM (jPdyB)

234 Yes, it was! The article notes that unfortunately, it's black boxes within black boxes -- you can't go to every home and confirm that the caregiver is actually giving the care. I don't know what we need -- an expansion of auditors, social workers, whatevers to make home visits and make sure everything is per the application?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 03:29 PM (XJ22o)


That is what caseworkers and certifiers are supposed to do. Oregon does that with home childcare providers, and at least for a while weeded out the "facilities" that were empty lots and derelict buildings.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 03:44 PM (rbvCR)

235 Did Christopher Nolan fall down a flight of stairs and hit his head?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 03:32 PM (iJfKG)

It just keeps getting better.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (dK+Kv)

Seems like he wants to be in the in crowd and have his masterpiece taken down by the evil movie going audience like all his friends. The alt review ecosystem is seasoned and ready. I've already seen an AI clip of that girl as Achilles in armor meeting a huge guy as Hector, I assume and he throws a javelin right through her 104 pound body.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:44 PM (8avO+)

236 Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. 2028 will resemble 1860 if the worst comes about. That is assuming that the left is not successful in killing Trump before then.

I am trying to get healthy enough in case the worst rolls around. Most of the other preps have been done already but someone not able to move and travel drastically affects what happens in worst case scenarios.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (E4rtv)

Actually killing him would probably be worse for the Dems. He has successors now, and people in the government that aren't going to just let that stand.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 03:46 PM (8avO+)

237 We’re right here you know.
Posted by: Mail in And Ballot Harvesting

Impersonation fraud is going into a polling place with fake ids (or no ids in some states aka floaters) and knowing you are not eligible to vote. That is the common voter fraud definition for it.

Mail in is not impersonation fraud under definition nor is ballot harvesting. They may insert the ballot under someone's name but the ballot cannot impersonate a voter. It is the cover for the poll workers or the harvesters to provide numbers for the Democrats.

Ballot harvesting and insertion of fake ballots is outright fraud that may or may not involved any voter's actual id. Some of these are possibly cloned from real voter ids (See Professor Zark on X for example), some are insertions after the fact to hide the insertion fraud, but no 'voter' is involved--these are poll workers and paid harvesters doing it to provide the cover for the tabulation cheats. They simply use voter registration records to cover up insertion of fake ballots.

That is part of the reason Fulton County does not want thousands of pristine photocopied ballots being held by the Feds.

There are a lot of moving parts in these frauds.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:49 PM (E4rtv)

238 Without exaggeration, on this side of the county there is a tiny home healthcare agency established on every single block along the heavily driven roads, and a day care center about every three blocks. It's ridiculous, and everyone knows the games that are going on.

(In the meantime, several fairly recent convictions for letting elderly parents die under terrible conditions and/or financial abuse have been publicized, too. Guardianship. Ha!)

Further, CAP recently published a hilarious article how the bougie towns need daycare:

Licensed, high-quality care is in short supply in Bryn Mawr, alongside other suburban locations like Ridley Park and Marple Township. As of May 2026, infant care in the Bryn Mawr area averages approximately $2,912 per month ($896 per week), according to Care.com. (A1 Overview)

Apparently, they have such high incomes they're not receiving really big credits & reductions equivalent to the lower and middle classes. (Funny how many have fulltime live-in foreign nannies so they can travel and go to the gym at their leisure.)

The Philadelphia Inquirer ran the CAP article, and even those who commented called it BS.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 15, 2026 03:50 PM (NFX2v)

239 Actually killing him would probably be worse for the Dems. He has successors now, and people in the government that aren't going to just let that stand.
Posted by: Oldcat

The Democrats have already started down its path to violence and as more and more of them get radicalized, there will be more political and social assassinations. Radicals never realistically evaluate the costs and benefits of assassination otherwise Alexander II would have never happened. Violence somehow becomes the whole goal as they decide to descend into nihilism. This current millennial and Z generations have a LOT of nihilists in them.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)

240 Nood. BBQ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

241 man, f*ck that dude.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 04:08 PM (R11M+)

242 Weird, despite the back door reparations, there seems to have been no change in the overall wealth of blacks. Hopefully they didn't just piss the money away on ripple, crack and fried chicken.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at May 15, 2026 04:16 PM (utoSg)

Know the Op: The Entire Machinery of the Left Wing, Including Me-Again Kelly, Is All-In on Thomas Massie

Gee what could have these hard-left communists so jazzed about a "conservative libertarian," I wonder?

The New York Times now loves Thomas Massie, SuperConservative.

nytlovesthomasmassie.jpg

Insurrection Barbie
@DefiyantlyFree

The glowing NYT article hailing Massie as a Republican hero. lol.

I said this months ago, the left and to counterfeit right love each other.

The article was written by Massie's New Bestie, leftwing California Democrat Ro Khanna, the man Massie's been traveling the country with spreading Epstein slop-lies.


Cynical Publius
@CynicalPublius

Massie is not a conservative.

He does NOTHING to support or advance conservatism.

He is a toxic narcissist who revels in whatever attention he can create for himself.

He does not sponsor bills that anyone else supports.

He purposely, deliberately and repeatedly undermines the MAGA agenda you, me and every other Trump voter supports.

He allies himself with Ro Khanna, a literal Marxist.

Why?

Ego.

He is a snake oil salesman who pretends to support conservatism while his every action serves only to support the Democrat agenda.

He is a snake oil salesman who cons the rubes.

And you are a rube.

Scram, rube.

#Accurate.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (iVUs+)

2 The enemy of your enemy is still your enemy.

MassHoles can get lost.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 15, 2026 01:31 PM (IifOV)

3 First!

Posted by: Mo Mo Mo at May 15, 2026 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

4 Bah! I keel you!

Posted by: Mo Mo Mo at May 15, 2026 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

5 The kiss of death


Bye fag

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 15, 2026 01:31 PM (mZy46)

6 We need more dying breeds in Congress.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (vFG9F)

7 Sex pest says what ??

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (GD0B3)

8
I had a perm before it was cool. Yeah. That's how I rolled.

Posted by: Thomas Massie at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (IifOV)

9 Congressmen who write no legislation, complain endlessly, chase news stories, have sex with staffers, and slash at anyone between them and microphones are rare in DC?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (xBVv0)

10 Congressmen who write no legislation, complain endlessly, chase news stories, have sex with staffers, and slash at anyone between them and microphones are rare in DC?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (xBVv0)

Medium rare. HAHAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)

11 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 01:33 PM (Ia/+0)

12 All I know is that Massie is a protector of pedophiles.

He knows the names of 20 powerful pedophiles aligned with Epstein and refuses to say their names on the House floor like he promised.

All Massie is interested in doing is protecting the rest of the Epstein power structure.

I couldn't vote for Massie because of his pro-pedophile moves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:33 PM (xBVv0)

13 Well if anyone knows good character, it’s Ro Khanna. Biggest eyeroll ever.

Massey isn’t an independent. He is a democrat who ran as a republican to win.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:34 PM (pZEOD)

14 America needs pervert sex pests now more than ever?

Interesting platform, Dems.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)

15 And he kind of looks like 'the most interesting man in the world' from those ads.


Wow....sounds GOP

Massie is not a conservative.

He does NOTHING to support or advance conservatism.

He is a toxic narcissist who revels in whatever attention he can create for himself.

He does not sponsor bills that anyone else supports.

He purposely, deliberately and repeatedly undermines the MAGA agenda you, me and every other Trump voter supports

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (Sco7b)

16 Massie, Go Home.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (Fi81e)

17 Is Kasparian the one who ruined gaming?

It would be worth slapping "every American" in the face just to get one in on her. What a slappable face that bint has.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (0MFDl)

18 Maybe he will be the one they pick in 2028

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (Ia/+0)

19 Hey Rube!

Posted by: Assistant Head Carny at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (oftw2)

20 All the people who believe in the Jewish rape dogs stand with Massie!

Posted by: The New York Times, Now With More Dog Rape! at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (aD4fx)

21 Locally, Massie has a (roughly) 60% plus chance of winning reelection. His gerrymandered district will help.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (jehhT)

22 Well, if the "NY Times" likes him, he's certainly no conservative.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 01:36 PM (n3VHW)

23 Instead of helping with the drafting of the OBBB to find some spending to cut, he just said that increased ICE spending was wrong and we should deport fewer people.

He also said that bringing the National Guard to DC would lead to terrible results because it would infringe on the rights of repeat criminals of having guns without consequences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:36 PM (xBVv0)

24 America needs pervert sex pests now more than ever?

Interesting platform, Dems.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)


In fairness, it's been their platform for 34 years now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 01:36 PM (ExV1e)

25 Missed the Kalamama thread. Oh well.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

26 21 Locally, Massie has a (roughly) 60% plus chance of winning reelection. His gerrymandered district will help.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (jehhT)

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The one poll of the primary shows him losing.

Could be wrong. We'll see.

But the olds are against him and the olds are the ones who vote in primaries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (xBVv0)

27 Cynical Publius
@CynicalPublius
Massie is not a conservative.

He does not sponsor bills that anyone else supports.
---
Ah, so it's a publish-or-perish brownie point.

"I authored 50 bills!"

Still a shade better than Kamala....

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (Fi81e)

28 Every time the media finds the biggest PITA Republican and starts writing paeans to them

And just like McCain if he were to then go on as the R standard bearer the FNM would still call him a racist NAZI...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

29 I'm man of character and if you don't believe me ask all my staffers I've slept with . They'll tell you how much I loved my wife and even called about her name when we were banging.

Posted by: Severely conservative Massie at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (qrzX6)

30 Ro Khanna

So this is an actual person, not a Star Wars character?

Posted by: car cry at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (wBRco)

31 Very obvious from what he has done that he's playing for the other team.

It's almost like a version of David French where Massie is just SO Libertarian and a slave to smaller government he find himself aligning with socialists on every vote and issue.

Posted by: Leupold at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (dKyqC)

32

"In the new poll, Quantus Insights showed Gallrein moving ahead of Massie, 53% to 45% — an eight-point margin. The same pollster previously showed Massie ahead 47% to 38%.

The recent survey was conducted on May 11 and 12 among 908 likely GOP primary voters, with a reported weighted margin of error of 3.3%.

Compared with the initial poll, Gallrein has moved to a +8 in May, up from Massie’s +9 in April, a net swing of nearly 17 points toward Gallrein since last month."

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (GD0B3)

33 Ro Khanna, whose micropeen Tim Pool still sucks voluntarily...

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (FpHTM)

34 Has the NYT staff had a fainting spell and gone to therapy over this editorial yet? No? Then no way he is real conservative.

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (GUOwU)

35 Ro Khanna? I rows my Khanna down the river
Kasparian , wasn't that the friendly ghost?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (gu0hJ)

36 31 Very obvious from what he has done that he's playing for the other team.

It's almost like a version of David French where Massie is just SO Libertarian and a slave to smaller government he find himself aligning with socialists on every vote and issue.

Posted by: Leupold at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (dKyqC)

=====

His principles against raising the debt ceiling are so strong that he voted to raise the debt ceiling under Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (xBVv0)

37
Thomas Massie is the John Thune of John McCains, with a splash of Rand Paul.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (IifOV)

38 I posted this in The Morning-
Just pathetic.

@amuse
@amuse
PRIMARY: The prediction markets think Rep Thomas Massie will have two more years to block the president’s agenda.

https://tinyurl.com/yf3hew9j

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 01:39 PM (NpAcC)

39 Recent Polling
The most recent public poll (Quantus Insights, May 11-12, 2026; 908 likely GOP primary voters, ±3.3% MoE) shows Gallrein leading Massie:
• Gallrein: 48.3%
• Massie: 43.1%
• Undecided: 7.6% (with leaners favoring Gallrein ~52% to 23%) courier-journal.com
Some versions of this poll (including head-to-head or with leans) show Gallrein up by about 8 points (e.g., 53%-45%). This represents a significant shift from earlier surveys. thehill.com

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:39 PM (p4NUW)

40 14 America needs pervert sex pests now more than ever?

Interesting platform, Dems.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)

That's been their platform ever since the phrase "The Religious Right" was uttered.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:39 PM (FpHTM)

41 Dear fellow Texians,

I was informed yesterday, via a text, that we should vote early, and especially that we should vote for John Cornyn.

Votes with Trump 99% of the time.*
Worked to build the wall & backed Border Patrol.**
Fighting to ban sharia law nationwide.***

* I'm kind of interested how he votes with Trump. Does he travel to Florida to vote with him?

** Yep. Leading the charge to reopen the government and fund the Border Patrol. Who can forget that visual of him on his horse, waving his hat, urging his Rough Riders fellow Senators with "C'mon you maggots! Do you want to live forever??"

*** First I've heard of this.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 01:39 PM (0sNs1)

42 Freaking autocorrect could screw up a wet dream.

...called out ....

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 01:39 PM (qrzX6)

43 Ro Khanna... has a punchable face.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:39 PM (GD0B3)

44
We need more dying breeds in Congress.
Posted by: fd

==============

lotl

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl still having Aztec fun at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (XJ22o)

45 Congressmen who write no legislation, complain endlessly, chase news stories, have sex with staffers, and slash at anyone between them and microphones are rare in DC?
———

I think politicians generally had much more favorable press treatment in decades past. They had a lot of “cover” for their indiscretions. Everyone knew JFK was a poonhound, but it was (mostly) kept out of the press. But Hoover, longtime Director of the F.B.I., had a dossier quite thick and voluminous. Consequently he was unfirable, by JFK, and anyone else for that matter.

Marilyn Monroe’s death, the crime scene was described as among the worst fake suicides the police detective had ever seen. Judith Exner, etc etc.

They were very powerful then, as now, but the dynamic has changed in many different ways. They pulled out all the stops to get rid of Nixon, after he won the largest Electoral College and Popular vote in history. He didn’t win because of his good looks and charming personality.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (p9bn0)

46 *shakes head at Piper...

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (GD0B3)

47 32 Jinx!

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (p4NUW)

48 Locally, Massie has a (roughly) 60% plus chance of winning reelection. His gerrymandered district will help.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

===

As far as primaries go, almost no one is all that loyal to their local congressmen. I would wager most of the population doesn't even know who that is.

But the people that vote in primaries know who Trump is and can see Massie is just a turd in the punch bowl.

Posted by: Leupold at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (dKyqC)

49 When I want to figure out who to support in politics, I know my first resort is to find an anti-American commie from California with a funny name.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)

50 There's a fine line between independent maverick and asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)

51 Every time the media finds the biggest PITA Republican and starts writing paeans to them

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)
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Krysinger was a man of such character ...

He was willing to work against the president of his own party....

...And later shill for re-districting scams of his opposing party and promote their supremacy in the mid-term elections.

Where do you find a man with those kind of scruples?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (Fi81e)

52 They are playing the long game. This has nothing to do with Massie, but it is a way to "encourage others" that if they tilt left, fame awaits.

It's stochastic. They are not necessarily targeting any one person, but just letting all moderate Rs know that if they try just a little bit harder, their Lefty friends will write op-eds for them in the NYT. They will get the big bookings and donors and book deals.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 01:41 PM (0MFDl)

53 There's a fine line between independent maverick and asshole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)
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After the funeral concludes, I might relate that to John McCain....

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:41 PM (Fi81e)

54 50 There's a fine line between independent maverick and asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)

======

Rand Paul still attacks Fauci all the time in between his meaningless votes that don't change anything.

Rand Paul > Thomas Massie

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:41 PM (xBVv0)

55 What the H' is wrong with Kentucky ? Masshole, Paul and McConnell....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2026 01:41 PM (FtULh)

56 There's a fine line between independent maverick and asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)

They're the same picture.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)

57 >>> Ro Khanna

So this is an actual person, not a Star Wars character?
Posted by: car cry at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (wBRco)

Every new star wars character has to have a new ridiculous headdress. For Ro Khanna I propose dreadlocks made out of red licorice shaped into the form of two giant soup ladles.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 01:42 PM (3uBP9)

58 52 It's stochastic. They are not necessarily targeting any one person, but just letting all moderate Rs know that if they try just a little bit harder, their Lefty friends will write op-eds for them in the NYT. They will get the big bookings and donors and book deals.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 01:41 PM (0MFDl)

And invitations to those parties where they get to choose between "Dead Girl or Live Boy".

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:42 PM (FpHTM)

59 OT Breaking:

https://is.gd/q8NafF

From "The Hill"

Texas Children’s Hospital will create the nation’s first “detransition clinic,” fire five physicians and pay the state $10 million under an unusual settlement announced Friday by Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R).

Sounds like the five pro-trans docs were coding gender dysphoria fraudulently (e.g. "precocious puberty" or suchlike, and Paxton is using that as leverage to twist some arms. Good. I hope it takes hold and propagates to other children's hospitals.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 01:43 PM (I0N4X)

60 democrats will just endorse just about anything that goes against trump, it's no proof that the thing they support is bad, nor good, but in this case Massie is based

No. The DNC is funding Thomas Massie's opponent in the primaries. Both party, R and D and Israel first. Nothing matters more than Israel to most of congress

Are we pretending Massie Bad™ now because of decent dems supporting him? Because id take a republican endorsed by Ro Kanna over any "republican" endorsed by Trump or Miss Lindsey Graham

We need more like Thomas Massie types in Congress. He has the balls to go against the grain. Get back to fiscal conservatism.​

"Rep. Thomas Massie claims three billionaires are funding a 6 million dollars super PAC campaign against him for opposing foreign aid, particularly to Israel, and voting against wars." Bummer, maybe he shouldnt have helped give the wealthy all this power. Supporting Citizens United, you reap what you sow; of course now that it's working against him he's all for reform

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 01:43 PM (ycI94)

61 California Democrat Ro Khanna
......

We only send our best. We have so many.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 01:43 PM (UjdFS)

62 Jeepers, ace

Happy Friday to you too!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 01:43 PM (W2Pud)

63 stochtastic > stochastic

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:43 PM (N8ZBc)

64 For Ro Khanna I propose dreadlocks made out of red licorice shaped into the form of two giant soup ladles.
Posted by: banana Dream

So vivid. Hard to unsee.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 15, 2026 01:43 PM (z/XCs)

65 @47 Wait till my review of High Fashion on display during Trump's visit to China! The trendiest Socialist chic this side of 1970s!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:44 PM (GD0B3)

66 "It's stochastic. They are not necessarily targeting any one person, but just letting all moderate Rs know that if they try just a little bit harder, their Lefty friends will write op-eds for them in the NYT. They will get the big bookings and donors and book deals.
Posted by: bob


They will even stop calling them racist for a few weeks, until next election.

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2026 01:44 PM (GUOwU)

67 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:44 PM (5bGGs)

68 THOSE guys are FAGS!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 15, 2026 01:44 PM (5bGGs)

69 That's the final nail in his coffin for me.

Posted by: Harun at May 15, 2026 01:45 PM (IuIym)

70 democrats will just endorse just about anything that goes against trump, it's no proof that the thing they support is bad, nor good....

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 01:43 PM (ycI94)
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Wow, one who almost gets it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:45 PM (Fi81e)

71 You can literally go back and look at the bills Massie supported or sponsored under both Trump and Biden. At a minimum you will find hypocrisy. But even the most pedestrian reader will see continual subterfuge of the Republican Party and its voters.

Where they could, Democrats undermined elections and gerrymandered to get their preferred candidate. Where they couldn’t, they used subversives like Massie to get the job done.

And he’s not the only one on Congress.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 01:45 PM (lMONC)

72
"A lobby that is far more concerned with a foreign country..."




I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO

Posted by: David Duke and the other Donks in the KKK at May 15, 2026 01:46 PM (y9nCu)

73 When you believe in one thing so fervently that you will align yourself with anyone who might help advance that belief, no matter the other things that might come along with it, then you have the people like Massie. Doesn't matter if that belief is even right or wrong, only that you end up further and further out on the limb, and then your old friends abandon you and your transactional "new" friends just laugh at you.

Oh, and Spencer Pratt is killing it with the ads. The Star Wars one with Kamala holding the bottle with a blank look on her face is priceless.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 15, 2026 01:46 PM (QaH55)

74 "Ro Khanna" is short for something voters would balk at.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 15, 2026 01:46 PM (cS1cw)

75 65 @47 Wait till my review of High Fashion on display during Trump's visit to China! The trendiest Socialist chic this side of 1970s!
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:44 PM

This actually sounds hysterical.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:46 PM (p4NUW)

76 That's some backhanded ass branding.

He's "dying". Vote for him.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:46 PM (fkeut)

77 stochtastic > stochastic

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:43 PM (N8ZBc)
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Thus,

stochtastic + terrorism > stochastic + terrorism

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:47 PM (Fi81e)

78 56 There's a fine line between independent maverick and asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)

They're the same picture.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)


Is there?

Posted by: John mcstain at May 15, 2026 01:47 PM (Escyj)

79 but the fact that @AnaKasparian wants Massie to win


If R voters fall for that shit, we're dumber than I thought and PROPER f*cked going forward.

That spackle faced twat hasn't said anything even REMOTELY conservative, ever. Once, she veered close to figuring out how shitty and evil her side is, but she quickly corrected herself.

She's on the f*cking Young Turks ferchryssakes........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:47 PM (5bGGs)

80 And I get they mean it as a compliment but it's a bad one for an older person in an election.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:47 PM (fkeut)

81 Unfortunately, not my district.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (apsfW)

82 I hadn't given Massie any real thought until the OBBB fight.

If he had spent the weeks leading up to the final vote actively working to be part of the drafting process, selling his vote and the mysterious 10 other GOPers he said he had lined up to block the bill to demand cuts to specific programs, I would have been on his side.

Instead, he waited until the last minute and complained that it didn't fix the debt and spent too much money on deportations.

He's, at best, a troll in Congress. That's cheap and far from a necessity.

I'd take a mindless drone that just votes with leadership every time, even if leadership is pushing crap I don't like. At least that back bencher wouldn't annoy me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (xBVv0)

83 How about that other op of Mamdani balancing the NYC budget?

Posted by: InZona at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (xI3lH)

84 How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?

Posted by: davidt at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)

85 I believe she got minimally awakened when she was shamed by her own side for the thought crime of describing her rapist.

But slumber is so peaceful.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (fkeut)

86 Listening to a lecturer, right now, who says that "Muhammad writing the Quran" is not historically substantiable.

It is very likely that there was no one named "Muhammad" in 7th century Arabia.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:49 PM (Fi81e)

87 California Democrat Ro Khanna
......

We only send our best. We have so many.
Posted by: wth at May 15, 2026 01:43 PM


There is iron in the words of wth for all Americans (and Communist Chinese) to see.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at May 15, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

88 The same prediction market that has Massie winning is betting based on reporting from the same media that had most of the incumbents winning in IN just a bit ago.

Ponder:
Would Massie need a NYT glowing endorsement if he was winning Republican primary voters?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:49 PM (73/SM)

89 He's a Maverick !

Posted by: Zombie Joh McCain at May 15, 2026 01:49 PM (FtULh)

90 83 How about that other op of Mamdani balancing the NYC budget?

Posted by: InZona at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (xI3lH)

=======

He gets some nice headlines this month.

In a year, a year of riots an unrest and decaying services, we'll get new headlines about the city being billions in the hole again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (xBVv0)

91 Wayne Hays was quite the partier. I think he might have been chairman of the powerful ways and means Committee.

But he ended up drunk (again) though plowed his limousine into the Reflecting Pool, with a stash of hookers in the back. He got caught.

Edward M. Kennedy (D) Mass. didn’t even have a valid driver license when Mary Jo suffocated in the back of his Cadillac. The whole thing was an atrocity, but he was never punished in any way to speak of.

It’s weird to think Joseph Kennedy Sr. was still alive through all that. He saw Joe Jr. Killed in WWII, JFK and RFK murdered in the 60s and ole Ted discredited to cap off 1969. Sandwiched between the Moon Landing, Woodstock, and Charlie Manson’s “Family” rituals.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (p9bn0)

92 Texas Children’s Hospital will create the nation’s first “detransition clinic,
____

You bend 'em, we mend 'em!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (Dv3i1)

93 Unfortunately, not my district.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (apsfW)
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It's more than 10 miles from my house.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (Fi81e)

94 82 He's, at best, a troll in Congress. That's cheap and far from a necessity.

It'd take a mindless drone that just votes with leadership every time, even if leadership is pushing crap I don't like. At least that back bencher wouldn't annoy me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (xBVv0)

Like it or not, Congressional Rs need to realize that their job is to give DJT everything that he wants. Not try to get the NYT to like them.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (FpHTM)

95 But the olds are against him and the olds are the ones who vote in primaries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (xBVv0)
_____________________

I think this should offend me. And, I'd probably be offended, but I forgot what we were talking about. I wrote it down, but the tablet and pen are on the dining room table and my knees are acting up. So, I'll just stay here in my orthopedic recliner and watch Lawrence Welk reruns.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (dIske)

96 How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?
Posted by: davidt at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)

I am waiting for the buzzword of the week to come around to 'ministerial'. Its a cool word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (apsfW)

97 How about that other op of Mamdani balancing the NYC budget?

Posted by: InZona at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (xI3lH)
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Has he offset the $4 billion grant from the State of New York?

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

98 "You bend 'em, we mend 'em!"

No muff too tough!

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 15, 2026 01:51 PM (cS1cw)

99 It's more than 10 miles from my house.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (Fi81e)

Well a bit more. He is north of us here in lexington along the Ohio.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 01:51 PM (apsfW)

100
Jeebus, he looks like the seediest hobo who is "struggling to maintain his dignity".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 01:52 PM (s9VOe)

101 Sounds like the five pro-trans docs were coding gender dysphoria fraudulently (e.g. "precocious puberty" or suchlike, and Paxton is using that as leverage to twist some arms. Good. I hope it takes hold and propagates to other children's hospitals.

For the record this is the kind of thing right leaning pols are supposed to do. Lord knows Dem pols do it incessantly.

But finding a right leaning pol willing to fight a little dirty is a pleasant surprise...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)

102 This is a distraction from the Epstein Files.

Posted by: That Guy who always says "This is a distraction from the Epstein Files." at May 15, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

103
It is very likely that there was no one named "Muhammad" in 7th century Arabia.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:49 PM (Fi81e)



Well, there damn sure ain't no creator or god named allah, so that stands to reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:52 PM (5bGGs)

104 "You bend 'em, we mend 'em!"

No muff too tough!
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 15, 2026 01:51 PM (cS1cw)

Sandra Fluke?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 01:52 PM (apsfW)

105
Hoe Rhanna is exactly as his name states.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (s9VOe)

106
We need more like Thomas Massie types in Congress. He has the balls to go against the grain. Get back to fiscal conservatism.​

This sounds like what I used to hear from Watchdog on Wall Street with Chris Markowski. He still says it but I can no longer listen to it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (Cqx++)

107 94 Like it or not, Congressional Rs need to realize that their job is to give DJT everything that he wants. Not try to get the NYT to like them.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (FpHTM)

======

Ideologues who actually work within the system to advance their goals at levels that are possible are useful.

They don't need to be rubber stamps, but in the world where everything is done with omnibus bills, they need to be there in the pits, advancing what they can, making the process just 1/435th better.

"I'll only vote for this if you cut this $10 billion program." That's useful.

"I have been removed from this process completely and won't vote for it until you tear up the work and achieve my pipedreams," is not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (xBVv0)

108 How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?
Posted by: davidt at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)
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It's not that new. They were accusing Carlson of "stochastic terrorism" several years before he was fired by Fox.

It's just that it should apply to targets of the SPLC, when people get killed and the left doesn't want it to.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (Fi81e)

109 >>> Ro Khanna

So this is an actual person, not a Star Wars character?
Posted by: car cry at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (wBRco)

Every new star wars character has to have a new ridiculous headdress. For Ro Khanna I propose dreadlocks made out of red licorice shaped into the form of two giant soup ladles.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2026 01:42 PM (3uBP9)

This is why I come here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

110 Moslem
Koran
Burma
Ceylon
Siam
Peking

The old spelling conventions are best, usually. Who the fuck calls it “Myanmar” or whatever? Just stop already.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (p9bn0)

111 Is Kasparian the one who ruined gaming?

It would be worth slapping "every American" in the face just to get one in on her. What a slappable face that bint has.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (0MFDl)

No, she isn't.

She's the one that went on a rant about people who voted for Trump crying "I AM BETTER THAN YOU" while working on a show named for the group that Genocided her Armenian ancestors in WWI.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (8avO+)

112 Texas Children’s Hospital will create the nation’s first “detransition clinic,
____

You bend 'em, we mend 'em!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (Dv3i1)



Where they gonna get the viable testicles from?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (5bGGs)

113
Massie has the enthusiastic endorsement of the hanta virus, on that you can depend!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (s9VOe)

114 95 I think this should offend me. And, I'd probably be offended, but I forgot what we were talking about. I wrote it down, but the tablet and pen are on the dining room table and my knees are acting up. So, I'll just stay here in my orthopedic recliner and watch Lawrence Welk reruns.
Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 01:50 PM (dIske)

One of the list of things my grandmother watched.

She'd watch Empty Nest, 60 Minutes, Lawrence Welk, and Game Show Reruns (mostly Wheel of Fortune). And that was about it.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (FpHTM)

115 @amuse
@amuse
PRIMARY: The prediction markets think Rep Thomas Massie will have two more years to block the president’s agenda.

https://tinyurl.com/yf3hew9j
Posted by: redridinghood
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Prediction markets have been worthless in tracking races. They only tend to become accurate when actual voting results become known.

They are thinly traded, prone to vast swings from any new information, and susceptible to being bought. They are inferior to polling which is pretty crappy anyway.

Frankly we would be better off banning such betting markets as like Venezuela, an Army Sgt used his inside information to bet on Maduro being captured and got caught after.

"A U.S. Army Special Forces master sergeant, Gannon Ken Van Dyke, has been charged with using classified information to profit from bets on the prediction market Polymarket regarding the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro."

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

116 BTW I’ve labeled this the “Fetterman Effect”.

Go look at how Fetterman votes. Then look at what he states. They are largely two different things.

You can argue, rather factually and forcefully some of the things he has voted for are the worst parts of the Democrats agenda. He actually believes in many of the same things he criticizes some in his party for- it’s just a matter of degrees and methods.

Now go back and look at all the people who have embraced him, even saying he should join Republicans.

Really?

Anyone who says that is part of the op or very poorly informed and reasoned.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 01:54 PM (lMONC)

117 No muff too tough!
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 15, 2026 01:51 PM (cS1cw)

Sandra Fluke?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 01:52 PM (apsfW)

Her muff is too tough. It's callused over in there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 01:54 PM (iNUL3)

118
Is Kasparian the one who ruined gaming?


Sarkesian, IIRC

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 01:54 PM (s9VOe)

119 Like it or not, Congressional Rs need to realize that their job is to give DJT everything that he wants. Not try to get the NYT to like them.

Two nits here...

1) DJT mostly advances conservative ideas, but they should be focused on what right leaning voters want. He is a decent proxy but occasionally he has his own ideas at odds with the right leaning public (eg H1Bs)

2) Republican "mavericks" aren't trying to make the NYT like them, they are trying to get $$$ from the NGO/government complex.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

120 112 Where they gonna get the viable testicles from?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (5bGGs)

Where are they going to get viable breast tissue for the detranstioning Pooners?

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (FpHTM)

121 118
Is Kasparian the one who ruined gaming?

Sarkesian, IIRC

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 01:54 PM (s9VOe)

======

I believe Sarkesian has bigger boobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (xBVv0)

122 @amuse
PRIMARY: The prediction markets think Rep Thomas Massie will have two more years to block the president’s agenda.



Yes, because when I want to know which way the wind is blowing, I go to Draft Kings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (5bGGs)

123 I'm not sure hiw to even pronounce the newest buzzword "stochastic" let alone know what it mean.
I also don't care enough to look it up.
A simple eyeroll when it is used is all it warrants.

Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (ZFqKB)

124 I used to order lots from the Stochastic Book Club in grade school. “Mystery At Shadow Pond” and “Runaway Robot” by Lester Del Ray were faves.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (0pOPf)

125 We need more like Thomas Massie types in Congress. He has the balls to go against the grain. Get back to fiscal conservatism.​

This sounds like what I used to hear from Watchdog on Wall Street with Chris Markowski. He still says it but I can no longer listen to it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (Cqx++)

Didn't he vote with Dems to pass a spending hike?

Its easy to vote down spending when everyone else will vote it up and you still get your cut.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (8avO+)

126 Listening to a lecturer, right now, who says that "Muhammad writing the Quran" is not historically substantiable.

It is very likely that there was no one named "Muhammad" in 7th century Arabia.
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Zero contemporaneous evidence, accounts or any such thing that every other person of his supposed statute has proof of to support.

There's more proof of the Anunnaki than some prophet named Muhammad.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (73/SM)

127 118
Is Kasparian the one who ruined gaming?

Sarkesian, IIRC
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 01:54 PM (s9VOe)

Three people ruined gaming.

Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn, and John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (FpHTM)

128
Sandra Fluke?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 01:52 PM (apsfW)



No one wants a clap implant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:56 PM (5bGGs)

129 It is very likely that there was no one named "Muhammad" in 7th century Arabia.
____

The Koran is an incoherent load of garbage. But something kick started that bloodthirsty cult. I figure it was a 7th century Arab warlord, with more intelligence, charisma, bloodlust and sexual perversions than the average warlord, until I hear otherwise at least.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 01:56 PM (Dv3i1)

130 Her muff is too tough. It's callused over in there.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 01:54 PM


I did not know that.

Posted by: Paolo at May 15, 2026 01:56 PM (0sNs1)

131 127
Three people ruined gaming.

Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn, and John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:55 PM (FpHTM)

=====

Slay the Spire 2 getting review bombed because Sarkeesian is just in the credits entertains me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:56 PM (xBVv0)

132 stow-kaz-tick.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:56 PM (Fi81e)

133 How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?
Posted by: davidt
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Ancient Greek philosophical movement, no? 'Stochasticism'. AKA Guesswork.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:56 PM (XeU6L)

134 The “prediction markets” are being run and driven mostly by a small number of accounts. The origin of some of those accounts is foreign.

If you want to know how China, Russia and a bunch of well heeled Marxists feel, look at the prediction markets.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 01:56 PM (lMONC)

135 Sounds like the five pro-trans docs were coding gender dysphoria fraudulently (e.g. "precocious puberty" or suchlike,

********

To be clear, that is my take, reading between the lines.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 01:57 PM (I0N4X)

136 "How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?"

Bunch of randos popping off.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:57 PM (N8ZBc)

137 134 The “prediction markets” are being run and driven mostly by a small number of accounts. The origin of some of those accounts is foreign.

If you want to know how China, Russia and a bunch of well heeled Marxists feel, look at the prediction markets.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 15, 2026 01:56 PM (lMONC)

========

They match conventional wisdom and polling more often than not.

Because prediction markets have no special knowledge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:57 PM (xBVv0)

138 New Yorker cartoon caption AGAIN?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 01:57 PM (YlWIZ)

139
How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?
Posted by: davidt


They most certainly do NOT know what it means, but they believe that by slapping it in front of "terrorism" creates the scariest of all scary brushes with which they can slap tar on their MAGA tar babies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 01:57 PM (s9VOe)

140 Ponder:
Would Massie need a NYT glowing endorsement if he was winning Republican primary voters?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Unfortunately for Massie,
Kentucky primaries are closed--from Ballotpedia,

"Before a person shall be qualified to vote in a primary, he or she: (b) Shall have been a registered member of the party in whose primary he or she seeks to vote on December 31 immediately preceding the primary; and (c) Shall have remained continuously registered as a member of that party in whose primary he or she seeks to vote between December 31 immediately preceding the primary and the date set for the primary. (2) In the case of a new registration made after December 31 immediately preceding the primary, a voter shall have registered and remained continuously registered as a member of the party in whose primary he or she seeks to vote from the date of registration until the date set for the primary."

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)

141 while working on a show named for the group that Genocided her Armenian ancestors in WWI.

You could fill books with what left leaning pundits don't know.

Here is a fun one to ask lefties...where do social welfare policies like government healthcare come from originally?

You might get an answer of "some European social Democracy" or "The USSR" or even "Marx"

But the real answer is...Otto Von Bismark of Imperial Germany. He was explicitly buying the support of the "working class" to head off calls for political reform. And the German aristocrats had no problem taxing businesses to bribe the hoi polloi with essentially their own money....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

142 131 Slay the Spire 2 getting review bombed because Sarkeesian is just in the credits entertains me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:56 PM (xBVv0)

Honestly, the most obnoxious figure in gaming right now is Alyssa "Rottencunt" Mercante.

Jim "Commander Stephanie" Sterling is getting up there, too.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:58 PM (FpHTM)

143 "Anyone who says that is part of the op or very poorly informed and reasoned."

It's an old story, Lib/Con says something vaguely conservative/lib, midwits flock to praise the convert.

Avenatti for President. (shakes head)

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 15, 2026 01:58 PM (cS1cw)

144 84 How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?
Posted by: davidt at May 15, 2026 01:48 PM (Q+gd/)

Well, duh! It's that really peaty stuff you have in the Booze Locker that nobody will touch...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at May 15, 2026 01:58 PM (TREW9)

145 didn't prediction markets show Kramala winning in 2024??

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:59 PM (GD0B3)

146 Where they gonna get the viable testicles from?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Congressional GOP for the most part aren't using theirs, maybe they could be persuaded to give them up for a good cause?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 01:59 PM (Dv3i1)

147 The “prediction markets” are being run and driven mostly by a small number of accounts. The origin of some of those accounts is foreign.
/i]

67% of polymarket profits go to .5% of the accounts.

That's either mass bet fixing or perhaps some people with smart Bots betting on poorly allocated bets but I think the former...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)

148 Thanks Oldcat, Krebs, and others.

Yes, Sarkasian was the Armenian I was thinking of.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 02:00 PM (0MFDl)

149 145 didn't prediction markets show Kramala winning in 2024??

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:59 PM (GD0B3)

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I believe so.

They also said that Dems would take the House until either mid-October or literally election night, depending on which one you look at.

And then the defenders of prediction markets will be like, "It said it was 50/50 and we got essentially a 50/50 Congress, so it's so accurate."

As accurate as a coin flip.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:00 PM (xBVv0)

150
Congressional GOP for the most part aren't using theirs, maybe they could be persuaded to give them up for a good cause?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 01:59 PM (Dv3i1)



"Are you a cuck? Would you like your balls to have a chance at REAL manhood? Well, here's your chance....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 02:00 PM (5bGGs)

151 who did they have winning the Kentucky Derby ??

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)

152 "How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?"
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"a stick aimed at by archers", turned into "random" by German statistician Ladislaus Bortkiewicz in 1917.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

153 I think if Massie had a Democrat challenger, things would be sketchy for him. It's a Republican primary and Ed Gallrein (supported by Trump) is around 30% in arrears.

There's a not insignificant number of rural "blue Republican voters" who've got more money than common sense who'll vote for Massie because he's embracing his TDS.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 02:01 PM (jehhT)

154 but the fact that @AnaKasparian wants Massie to win


If R voters fall for that shit, we're dumber than I thought and PROPER f*cked going forward.

That spackle faced twat hasn't said anything even REMOTELY conservative, ever. Once, she veered close to figuring out how shitty and evil her side is, but she quickly corrected herself.

She's on the f*cking Young Turks ferchryssakes........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:47 PM (5bGGs)

Her exposure aside from those "terminally online" is very low, and her opening her yap is gonna turn off everyone outside of deep blue areas.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (8avO+)

155 Shall we call him a — wait for it — MAVERICK?!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (4KUe5)

156
I am aware and familiar with "stochastic" being used in the context of statistics. However,

stochastic /stō-kăs′tĭk/
adjective

1. Of, relating to, or characterized by conjecture; conjectural.

2. Involving or containing a random variable or process.


"Stochastic terrorism" is a faux term of the sort beloved by academic frauds who sport Smart Girl Glasses and huff one anothers' farts in lecture halls and conferences held in tony locations to which they travelled on the taxpayers' dollars.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (s9VOe)

157 And invitations to those parties where they get to choose between "Dead Girl or Live Boy".
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:42 PM (FpHTM)

Isn't that the motto of the trans-cult child mutilators?

Posted by: Or is it the other way around? at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (TbWk/)

158 Why doesn't the Democrat Party just change their name to the Anti-American Party.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (qrzX6)

159 There's a fine line between independent maverick and asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (gu0hJ)

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Well and accurately said.
Massie is a skank fcuker which , by itself, may make him less of an asshole but, still, he is a congenital asshole who would do well to shut his alleged genius mouth once in a while.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (SB3TO)

160 This is a distraction from the Epstein Files.
Posted by: That Guy who always says "This is a distraction from the Epstein Files."


and an excuse for the gals to keep their shirts on.

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (UjdFS)

161 Knuth devotees know everything about random stuff.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (N8ZBc)

162 153 I think if Massie had a Democrat challenger, things would be sketchy for him. It's a Republican primary and Ed Gallrein (supported by Trump) is around 30% in arrears.

There's a not insignificant number of rural "blue Republican voters" who've got more money than common sense who'll vote for Massie because he's embracing his TDS.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 02:01 PM (jehhT)

======

We'll find out in a few days, but Indiana seems to be an indication that when Trump wades into state politics, especially rural state politics, his voice carries sway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (xBVv0)

163 *trick question that was

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (GD0B3)

164 I'm stoched!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

165 Where they gonna get the viable testicles from?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:53 PM (5bGGs)

Those guys are right fucked. The ones who were put on hormones and puberty blo kers are probably also fucked. Some shit cannot be fixed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

166
A lobby that is far more concerned with a foreign country
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Not that I give a fuck but am I to surmise she is talking about Israel here?

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 02:03 PM (fkeut)

167 They match conventional wisdom and polling more often than not.

Because prediction markets have no special knowledge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The few that I have bothered to track show really bad large swings which is not how the electorate processes information. So fake volatility and not that useful in prediction as a derivation of a derivation. E.g. the betting market is derivative of polling and news coverage (at best or donors are worst), which is derivative of the real absolute but unknown voter preferences.

So actual votes are better information than polling/news which is better information than betting markets.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)

168 *trick question that was
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (GD0B3)
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Yo! Duh!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

169 153

According to Ballotpedia, 41.66% of KY voters are still registered Democrats. Democrats almost never can reach that vote total in the state anymore, so a lot of those are Blue Dog types. As Whig noted earlier, KY has closed primaries.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (Dg7ng)

170 So, shooting arrows at random sticks.
Got it...
sort of

Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (ZFqKB)

171 84 How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?
Posted by: davidt

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OK, I feel this might be directed at me.

I was reluctant to use it, but it was applicable. I do not like the word though. I know it from chemistry and think technical words should stay in their field and not be corrupted by common use.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (0MFDl)

172 Obviously, the Left heard about his Pegging and Poop Fetishes and realized that Massie is 'One of us!'.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (4ljtY)

173 Not that I give a fuck but am I to surmise she is talking about Israel here?
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 02:03 PM (fkeut)

Its always the Jooos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

174 Why doesn't the Democrat Party just change their name to the Anti-American Party.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:02 PM (qrzX6)
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They don't do honesty.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

175 How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?
Posted by: davidt


**********

I think it is just another way of saying "bespoke"

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (I0N4X)

176 And then the defenders of prediction markets will be like, "It said it was 50/50 and we got essentially a 50/50 Congress, so it's so accurate."

As accurate as a coin flip.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:00 PM (xBVv0)

I maintain that prediction markets simply measure current media hype, and have no relationship at all to what may or may not happen - especially now it’s been shown that more than half of what’s published on the net is put out by bots, algorithms, and AI.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (AnnNE)

177 It's Kentucky so my prediction is Massie gets re-elected.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:05 PM (qrzX6)

178 Never go full stochastic.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at May 15, 2026 02:05 PM (Q+gd/)

179 If Massie's opponent doesn't circulate the NY Times' endorsement, he's committing political malpractice. I'll bet there are very few TN GOP primary voters who consider the good opinion of the NY Times a good sign.

Posted by: Hobo Philosopher at May 15, 2026 02:05 PM (IBLCq)

180 84 How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?
Posted by: davidt

Not many. Remember when 'gravitas' suddenly became the way to attack Republicans?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)

181 Stochely van Kamp Random Beans. You never know what you're going to get.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 02:06 PM (N8ZBc)

182 He's a blowhard. He wasn't elected to research Epstein. He votes with the Democrats. Time for him to go

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2026 02:06 PM (7T8ei)

183 He’s a modern version of Ron Paul. A left wing shithead who hates Jews masquerading as a “conservative” that happens to be loved by every leftist.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:06 PM (f5ZdA)

184
I think it is just another way of saying "bespoke"
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (I0N4X)

Excuse me sir, do you mind if I becrap on your bespoke shoes?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 02:06 PM (AnnNE)

185 They also insist on being called the Democratic Party because they're so Democratic and shit.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 02:06 PM (fkeut)

186 Or KY.

Or any red state.

Posted by: Hobo Philosopher at May 15, 2026 02:06 PM (IBLCq)

187 So, shooting arrows at random sticks.
Got it...
sort of
Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (ZFqKB)
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Greek archers would use a stick as a target.

So, I guess the idea is that it's not easy to hit, so you probably miss it more than hit it. It's "anybody's guess", I guess.

Not sure why statistics glommed on to that idea.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:06 PM (Fi81e)

188 Mo Ronna loves him

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (/+uur)

189 Honestly, the most obnoxious figure in gaming right now is Alyssa "Rottencunt" Mercante.

Pretty much. When something stupid happens in gaming, it's almost always her now.

Critical Drinker had a Crash and Burn the other day about Froskurin (or however you spell that). I forgot she existed, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (OyOhQ)

190 179 If Massie's opponent doesn't circulate the NY Times' endorsement, he's committing political malpractice. I'll bet there are very few TN GOP primary voters who consider the good opinion of the NY Times a good sign.
Posted by: Hobo Philosopher at May 15, 2026 02:05 PM (IBLCq)

KY, TN
200,221 whatever it takes.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (f5ZdA)

191 184 LOL

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (N8ZBc)

192 Obviously, the Left heard about his Pegging and Poop Fetishes and realized that Massie is 'One of us!'.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM


Pegging and Poop >>>>>>>>>>>> Penguins and Poop

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (N4kCY)

193
They pulled out all the stops to get rid of Nixon, after he won the largest Electoral College and Popular vote in history. He didn’t win because of his good looks and charming personality.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 01:40 PM (p9bn0)




Didn't help that Nixon let Haldeman hire some of the most incompetent disloyal backstabbing cockholsters in the GOP to serve in the White House staff. Dean was a coward who couldn't keep his mouth shut. Liddy was a Nazi-loving dickhead (read his memoirs, he openly admits it), Hunt's big claim to fame was being a major player in the Bay of Pigs while at CIA etc.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (y9nCu)

194 Not many. Remember when 'gravitas' suddenly became the way to attack Republicans?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)

Ah, 2000. When Dick Cheney became the embodiment of a Roman Manly virtue.

Fucking idiots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (zZu0s)

195 So is the mistress and payoff story dead?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:08 PM (qrzX6)

196 I think it is just another way of saying "bespoke"

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (I0N4X)
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I be spoked.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

197 wsj today had an op ed by khanna in which he called for the fed gov't to spend $63 billion a year for 3 years to guarantee lots of college grads working for the gov't. a program you know will never end

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 02:08 PM (CWTWj)

198 Dems, neo-nazis and sex pests love him! Vote sex pest !

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 02:08 PM (GD0B3)

199 Stochastic statistics?

Thanks a lot. I may never get the knot out of my tongue from trying to say that out loud.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:08 PM (I0N4X)

200 197 wsj today had an op ed by khanna in which he called for the fed gov't to spend $63 billion a year for 3 years to guarantee lots of college grads working for the gov't. a program you know will never end

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 02:08 PM (CWTWj)

======

Better idea:

A program for high school students to identify welfare fraud and get to keep any money found for their college education.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:09 PM (xBVv0)

201
I know it from chemistry and think technical words should stay in their field and not be corrupted by common use.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)


That's so cis het, "bob" (if that is your real name).

The theft of trans / cis from chemistry by the groomers has pissed me off beyond all knowing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:09 PM (s9VOe)

202 Greek archers would use a stick as a target.

So, I guess the idea is that it's not easy to hit, so you probably miss it more than hit it. It's "anybody's guess", I guess.

Not sure why statistics glommed on to that idea.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:06 PM (Fi81e)

What did they call the guys who ran into the enemy formations with the stick?

Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 02:09 PM (ZFqKB)

203 Well, I hope his constituency, his district, is happy for what they voted for.

As far as I'm concerned, here in flyover country, he can fuck off like all of the rest.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 02:09 PM (D1E+2)

204 A lobby that is far more concerned with a foreign country
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Not that I give a fuck but am I to surmise she is talking about Israel here?
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 02:03 PM (fkeut)

It sure ain't Burkina Faso or St Vincent and the Grenadines.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 02:09 PM (8avO+)

205 So, I mentioned the newest Fauci news to the ARNP I support.

She immediately turned to the Epstein files and how Trump was implicated.

I just can’t.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 02:09 PM (W2Pud)

206 As Whig noted earlier, KY has closed primaries.
Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (Dg7ng)

Eh so does my state. Means nothing. Dems register as Reps to vote for the most left wing candidates running on the gop primary.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:09 PM (f5ZdA)

207 Stochastic: Simpler -> "hit and miss".

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:10 PM (Fi81e)

208 As accurate as a coin flip.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Naive assumptions of outcomes like that often perform better than expert prognostications. Our media and experts are today what shamans would have been to our primitive societies.

Back when I did empirical work, you always used a naive assumption to test whether your 'predictions' improved on results of the naive assumption or not.

No or little improvement shown from a predictive model then essentially all the bloviating emissions derived from your model is descriptive, not predictive. All sorts of logical fallacies then beloved by political and media commentariats are then created. The universe laughs at the feeble predictions of mankind.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

209 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (y9nCu)

At least Liddy didn't turn on Nixon and took his medicine right?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:10 PM (qrzX6)

210 Leftists only read Propaganda, they rewrite and change history

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 02:10 PM (Ia/+0)

211 Odd how all the “how dare a Joooooooooooo foreign country influence American elections” have no issues with China owning most of Congress.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:10 PM (f5ZdA)

212 Obviously, the Left heard about his Pegging and Poop Fetishes and realized that Massie is 'One of us!'.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (4ljtY)

Hmmm, I wonder whether the pegging or the pooping hurts him more?

Both probably. Because of the pegging.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

213 The theft of trans / cis from chemistry by the groomers has pissed me off beyond all knowing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:09 PM (s9VOe)

It gets me from Trans/Cis Alpine Gaul provinces.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 02:11 PM (8avO+)

214 If R voters fall for that shit, we're dumber than I thought and PROPER f*cked going forward.

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This is Kentucky. The same state that kept voting for Mitch McConnell for Senate for 40 years.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 15, 2026 02:11 PM (IifOV)

215 > What did they call the guys who ran into the enemy formations with the stick?

Idiots.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2026 02:11 PM (mkw2N)

216
Stochastic statistics?

Thanks a lot. I may never get the knot out of my tongue from trying to say that out loud.

Posted by: muldoon


Try these:
homoscedastic statistics and heteroscedastic statistics

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:11 PM (s9VOe)

217 What did they call the guys who ran into the enemy formations with the stick?
Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 02:09 PM (ZFqKB)

Hockey Forwards?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:12 PM (zZu0s)

218 216 Gesundheit!

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 02:12 PM (N8ZBc)

219 187 So, shooting arrows at random sticks.
Got it...
sort of
Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 02:04 PM (ZFqKB)
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Greek archers would use a stick as a target.

So, I guess the idea is that it's not easy to hit, so you probably miss it more than hit it. It's "anybody's guess", I guess.

Not sure why statistics glommed on to that idea.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:06 PM (Fi81e)

I would've figured it was in relation to the spread around the target.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at May 15, 2026 02:12 PM (okun6)

220 The theft of trans / cis from chemistry by the groomers has pissed me off beyond all knowing.
_____

SCIENCE!

Posted by: Guy from Thomas Dolby song at May 15, 2026 02:12 PM (Dv3i1)

221 Indeed, it is strange to see these alliances cutting across ideological lines, all opposing Trump.
To me, this confirms that Trump is something special, unlike most Republican politicians before him who were just stringing people along.

Posted by: PG at May 15, 2026 02:13 PM (DLFjo)

222 I thought Massie considered himself libertarian in philosophy. Voted against the BigBeautifulBill cause it didn't cut spending enough. Easy excuse since they had come up with the cuts they could actually get and the BBB did cut some crap.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2026 02:13 PM (PV+Zw)

223 >>>What did they call the guys who ran into the enemy formations with the stick?

Posted by: Reforger

>Pikers? They were the bleeding edge.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 02:13 PM (D1E+2)

224 This is Kentucky. The same state that kept voting for Mitch McConnell for Senate for 40 years.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 15, 2026 02:11 PM (IifOV)


And Rand Paul.
And Democrat governors.

It’s a wacky state politically.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:13 PM (f5ZdA)

225 When torpedoes are launched from a ship, the main point is to "straddle the target". You shoot a volley of torps and some will hit and some won't.

When you devise a strategy you have to account for the likelihood that some of your components will miss their target.

Thus a "stochastic strategy" (like "terrorism") probably indicates a strategy that accounts for misses.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:13 PM (Fi81e)

226 The thing about stochastic though is that it is important to understand.

1. The Left brought it into the conversation by constantly accusing the Right of inciting stochastic terrorism. A notable case was with Palin and her "target" map.

2. But remember, the Left always accuses you of what they are doing. This is always on their minds because this is one of their many weapons. They understand that to move a culture you don't move each individual, you create an environment where those on the edge flip.

The specifically do this to encourage people to do unacceptable things, like terrorism. To inflame the crowd until windows get broken. That is their strategy all the way back to the 60s, and probably the Froggy revolution, and Bolshies before that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 02:13 PM (0MFDl)

227 214 If R voters fall for that shit, we're dumber than I thought and PROPER f*cked going forward.

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This is Kentucky. The same state that kept voting for Mitch McConnell for Senate for 40 years.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 15, 2026 02:11 PM (IifOV

I get it.

But senators from all those other states kept making McConnell their leader.

We may need to consider the possibility that they all more or less stink on ice.

Brother, won't you consider opening your heart up to a lot more hate?

Posted by: Hobo Philosopher at May 15, 2026 02:14 PM (IBLCq)

228 222 I thought Massie considered himself libertarian in philosophy. Voted against the BigBeautifulBill cause it didn't cut spending enough. Easy excuse since they had come up with the cuts they could actually get and the BBB did cut some crap.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2026 02:13 PM (PV+Zw)

======

The bill spent too much money on immigration enforcement. It was central to his critique of it.

Also, he's pro-pedophile because he refuses to name the 20 powerful men attached to Epstein that he knows of and had said he would name on the House floor but has refused to do it. He's refusing to do it in order to protect powerful pedophiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:14 PM (xBVv0)

229
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (y9nCu)

At least Liddy didn't turn on Nixon and took his medicine right?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 02:10 PM (qrzX6)



Yep. That's pretty much the only thing admirable about Liddy, he understood omerta, and practiced it. At least until he finished his prison term and Nixon got his pardon, then he started running his mouth as well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

230 When I was a kid we'd use a small onion, pulled from the garden, as an archery target.

When that got too easy to hit, we tied it to a string and set it to swinging.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 02:14 PM (4ljtY)

231 We'll lose the millennial and Gen Z votes !!!

Posted by: Panic Whores at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (abIsI)

232 Eh so does my state. Means nothing. Dems register as Reps to vote for the most left wing candidates running on the gop primary.
Posted by: Heroq

Too late to register. Part of the issue is that new voters have to register about 4 weeks before an election. Massie did not become a cause celebre for Dems until now.

It will be down to whichever political team can get turnout now and greater GOP turnout at this point is likely to be fatal to Massie. That is why he is going so hard negatively on Gallrein. You do that to depress turnout by raising Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt (FUD) for less active voters to get them to stay home.

This situation is usually the political death of incumbents because frankly, most do not deserve reelection in the first place, including Massie.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)

233
wsj today had an op ed by khanna in which he called for the fed gov't to spend $63 billion a year for 3 years to guarantee lots of college grads working for the gov't. a program you know will never end

Posted by: gnats local 678


Time to unlimber the cannons and begin blasting away at the Feral gubmint with DOGE Eleven: NOW We're Coming For YOU!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (s9VOe)

234 It gets me from Trans/Cis Alpine Gaul provinces.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 02:11 PM (8avO+)

Gaul on our side of the Alps. Gaul on the other side of the Alps from us.

Mediterranean= Mare Nostrum= Our Sea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

235 Screw Massie. Let's talk about Maureen Galindo, who's running for the Texas 35th congressional district. Her Astrology readings and sex exploration business is groundbreaking. Of course, it takes a little discipline to skate past her multitude of anti-semitic comments on social media, but come on...sex and Tarot cards. What a deal!!!

I can't think of a better person to represent me.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (dIske)

236
When I was a kid we'd use a small onion, pulled from the garden, as an archery target.

When that got too easy to hit, we tied it to a string and set it to swinging.

Posted by: garrett

===============

And then you tied it to your belt?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (XJ22o)

237 222 I thought Massie considered himself libertarian in philosophy. Voted against the BigBeautifulBill cause it didn't cut spending enough. Easy excuse since they had come up with the cuts they could actually get and the BBB did cut some crap.
Posted by: PaleRider

He loves the spotlight. There have been a lot of bills or resolutions that passed 430-1. Shit like naming post offices. Guess who the 1 was? Massie of course.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (f5ZdA)

238 206 You got any specifics, or do you just enjoy doom-posting? Because the more left-leaning Republican rarely wins in primaries once they've been identified as such. The exception are incumbents running against badly financed challengers.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (Dg7ng)

239 189 Critical Drinker had a Crash and Burn the other day about Froskurin (or however you spell that). I forgot she existed, LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2026 02:07 PM (OyOhQ)

It was originally spelled "Foreskin" (not joking). She eventually changed it to "Froskurinn" because, well.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (iXqHn)

240 Good News: California has banned any form of the Kars For Kids jingle.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (abIsI)

241 Frankly, I think the firing of five Gender Clinic doctors is a bigger side of that story than establishing a detransition clinic. Of course they will most likely migrate to a blue state children's hospital and carry on with great zeal, but it's a refreshing change from previous tolerance of the practice.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:16 PM (I0N4X)

242 I be Spocked.

Posted by: zombie Leonard Nimoy at May 15, 2026 02:16 PM (0sNs1)

243 But whenever the usual FNM suspects start pushing some idea or some politician that is a nearly fail proof sign to distrust the idea or politician. They did push Trump in 2015-16 thinking he'd be the easiest to defeat so they wanted him to win the R nomination.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2026 02:17 PM (PV+Zw)

244 And then you tied it to your belt?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (XJ22o)

It was the style at the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

245 Leopold Stochastic

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 02:17 PM (Cqx++)

246 All the politicians running for office here in Babylon DC are not running against their direct opponent. They are running against #BADORANGEMAN. The commercials are pathetic. MY OPPONENT VOTES 22% WITH BADORANGEMAN!!! THAT'S BAD!!! I WILL VOTE 100% AGAINST BADORANGEMAN!!

That's basically the gist of it anyway. It's mostly that David Throne idiot. His commercials are toxic garbage.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 15, 2026 02:17 PM (sAmhv)

247 I remember when Republicans weren't going to remember the IN state senators' betrayals and that it didn't matter because MAGA doesn't vote in primaries and they're dumb hicks anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 02:17 PM (xBVv0)

248 1. The Left brought it into the conversation by constantly accusing the Right of inciting stochastic terrorism. A notable case was with Palin and her "target" map.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 02:13 PM (0MFDl)
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Exactly. As I said they accused Tucker of it, because Tucker was warning about the very real, evident, trend of "replacement theory". But when some shooter reacted to the same thing, it was supposedly Tucker, with his "'racist' replacement theory" which "caused the violence".

They don't say the same thing about announcing Trump as an "existential threat"--which arguably is quite a bit more than the sap who the elites imported to replace you.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

249 Greek archers would use a stick as a target.

Them old greek homos that stole the maths from africa

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 15, 2026 02:18 PM (Kt19C)

250 236
When I was a kid we'd use a small onion, pulled from the garden, as an archery target.

When that got too easy to hit, we tied it to a string and set it to swinging.

Posted by: garrett

===============

And then you tied it to your belt?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 02:15 PM (XJ22o)

Dangling about 3 inches under the crotchal region.

Posted by: Aim small, miss small, hit small at May 15, 2026 02:18 PM (TbWk/)

251 Because the more left-leaning Republican rarely wins in primaries once they've been identified as such. The exception are incumbents running against badly financed challengers.
Posted by: the lower

My state rep is a “Republican” who campaigned for Biden. She was identified as a leftist whore didn’t matter she won her primary easily. Because conservatives ignore local elections in my area. Leftists register as Republicans and get people like her elected.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:19 PM (f5ZdA)

252 "When that got too easy to hit, we tied it to a string and set it to swinging."

I first saw that in "Dersu Uzala" (1975).

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 02:19 PM (N8ZBc)

253
How many of the people using the new and approved buzz-word, 'stochastic,' actually know what it means?
Posted by: davidt

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Zeitgeist
Paradigm
Methodology

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 02:19 PM (XJ22o)

254 > California has banned any form of the Kars For Kids jingle.

I haven't heard it in my area in years.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2026 02:19 PM (mkw2N)

255 240 Good News: California has banned any form of the Kars For Kids jingle.
____

This jingle is known to the State of California to cause cancer or reproductive harm.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 02:19 PM (Dv3i1)

256 When I was a kid we'd use a small onion, pulled from the garden, as an archery target.

When that got too easy to hit, we tied it to a string and set it to swinging.

Posted by: garrett


We used little green army men that we sniped with a .22

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:19 PM (abIsI)

257 > This is Kentucky. The same state that kept voting for Mitch McConnell for Senate for 40 years.
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McConnell owned and ran the elections in KY for 40 years too. He made damn sure his opponents, both D and R, where "less than optimal." At any cost.

His influence is over, but the money's still there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 02:20 PM (jehhT)

258 222 I thought Massie considered himself libertarian in philosophy. Voted against the BigBeautifulBill cause it didn't cut spending enough. Easy excuse since they had come up with the cuts they could actually get and the BBB did cut some crap.

Posted by: PaleRider
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He voted for all that shit including debt limits under Biden. He ain't principled. And his flying monkey squad on X has been wreaking havoc on any negative posts about his record. Nasty critters and I think he has some bots amplifying it from foreign bot farms. They have subverted Community Notes on X as well. Not organic.

His supporters are the same Stormfront types that show up here on occasion when their precious assholes in office are targeted. Luap Nor nasties that have morphed into groypers that are more anti-Semitic than they are for any set of principles.

The simple rule on politicians is if you are acting as a defense attorney for any of them excusing their misdeeds, stop. At least consider that you can justify some assholes simply by comparing them as the lesser of evils rather than proclaiming their sanctity.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)

259 17 Is Kasparian the one who ruined gaming?

It would be worth slapping "every American" in the face just to get one in on her. What a slappable face that bint has.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 01:35 PM (0MFDl)

No, that's Anita Sarkeesian and that lovely person just got together with CDPR to make sure Witcher 4 tanks.

I'd already passed on it because they turned Ciri from Witcher 3 into Cyril Beefcheeks (made her look like a dude cosplaying as her)

Kasparian is the female r*tard from the lefty r*tard show 'The Young Turds'.

Posted by: Nelly at May 15, 2026 02:20 PM (6+ehB)

260 Zeitgeist
Paradigm
Methodology

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 02:19 PM (XJ22o)
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Syzygy.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:21 PM (Fi81e)

261 Annoying jingle permanently banned from airwaves as California ends ‘strategy of deception’

https://tinyurl.com/5acppk7f


Whadya know, it was a grift.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:21 PM (abIsI)

262 The specifically do this to encourage people to do unacceptable things, like terrorism. To inflame the crowd until windows get broken. That is their strategy all the way back to the 60s, and probably the Froggy revolution, and Bolshies before that.

This is accurate and you can see it play out in real time

Start: Trump is literally Hitler and wouldn't a good person do anything to stop Hitler?!?

Mid Point: Lefty tries to shoot Trump and fails

Immediate Response: Obviously this is a false flag to generate sympathy!

Slightly Slower Response: And why are our people so bad at shooting?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

263 I don't care about Epstein. I don't care about the NYT. I care about GOP legislators who defy populism. I care very very much about them being strapped to a wheel of pain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 02:22 PM (BI5O2)

264
Congressmen who write no legislation, complain endlessly, chase news stories, have sex with staffers, and slash at anyone between them and microphones are rare in DC?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


I believe that the vast majority of those in Congress do next to nothing while in office. That is not to say that they fail to strut around at election time bleating about all the activities that they undertook on behalf of YOU, the little voters. But activities are not accomplishments and, were we to push them on what were their accomplishments, they'd stammer and stutter themselves to death up there on the stage.

"What is it, you'd say, that you DO there?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:22 PM (s9VOe)

265 I think it is just another way of saying "bespoke"
Posted by: muldoon

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It's kind of the opposite.

In chemistry, things react until the reach the stochastic state, at which point the reaction goes both ways (this is an oversimplification.)

So the stochastic state gets some on one direction, and some in the other. At random. It is like raising the temperature knowing that some molecules will be on the "edge" and will randomly pop off.

You don't know which molecules (bespoke) but you know some will because conditions are right.

This applies to terrorism from the left, because by calling Trump Hitler enough times, several people got to thinking it would be a good idea to take him out.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 02:22 PM (0MFDl)

266 At least until he finished his prison term and Nixon got his pardon, then he started running his mouth as well.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

One thing about talk radio I hate is no rewind.
I was working and Liddy was on after Rush. I'm half assed listening and that fucker said something that made my mind go and I was standing there thinking 'you fucking killed Kennedy'.
Then I really looked into it. I think he was tortured in Prison not for what he knew about Nixon, or maybe so, but for what he knew about Kennedy.

Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 02:22 PM (ZFqKB)

267 Kasparian had someone mugged in her apartment building or something didn't she? And then briefly started talking about the need to get serious about crime?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

268 I thought Massie considered himself libertarian in philosophy. Voted against the BigBeautifulBill cause it didn't cut spending enough. Easy excuse since they had come up with the cuts they could actually get and the BBB did cut some crap.

Posted by: PaleRider
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Ron Paul got so much accomplished in that way!
</sarcasm>

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:22 PM (Fi81e)

269 258 His supporters are the same Stormfront types that show up here on occasion when their precious assholes in office are targeted. Luap Nor nasties that have morphed into groypers that are more anti-Semitic than they are for any set of principles.

The simple rule on politicians is if you are acting as a defense attorney for any of them excusing their misdeeds, stop. At least consider that you can justify some assholes simply by comparing them as the lesser of evils rather than proclaiming their sanctity.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)

Not just anti-semitic, but now thanks to the ChudTheBuilder controversy, also "exterminate all blacks" types.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:23 PM (iXqHn)

270 I saw something with Sarkessian besides CDPR. Think it was Bethesda and elder scrolls (which is preruined.)

Maybe a third? Bitch be busy.

Mass Effect 4?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

271 Speaking of clap implants, some poor bastard got rabies because he took a transplant from some other poor bastard who died from heart failure, possibly itself due to early stages of rabies - but nobody knew it.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 02:23 PM (gKWVE)

272 >>Kasparian had someone mugged in her apartment building or something didn't she?


She's mostly famous for being Dry Humped by a Homeless guy in LA, while curbing her dog.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 02:23 PM (4ljtY)

273 No or little improvement shown from a predictive model then essentially all the bloviating emissions derived from your model is descriptive, not predictive. All sorts of logical fallacies then beloved by political and media commentariats are then created. The universe laughs at the feeble predictions of mankind.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

I’ve noted for years that the weather service’s yearly hurricane count prediction has never outperformed what would be obtained by throwing darts at a board with a range of likely numbers on it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 02:23 PM (AnnNE)

274 I believe that the vast majority of those in Congress do next to nothing while in office



Any time a politician says he wants to “do Something” it means less freedom and higher taxes. If every congressman did nothing the country would be much better off.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:24 PM (f5ZdA)

275 Not just anti-semitic, but now thanks to the ChudTheBuilder controversy, also "exterminate all blacks" types.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:23 PM (iXqHn)

I saw a clip of some random choad goblin screaming the n bomb at random black people on the street. Guessing that was this guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:24 PM (zZu0s)

276 I care very very much about them being strapped to a wheel of pain.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I guess the inverted crucifixion with a small fire lit under their heads is out then.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:24 PM (abIsI)

277 Harvey Weinsteins trial ended on a mistrial. Keep trying him NY and Cali. Make Newsoms wife testify again. At least she won't be robbing the state

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 02:24 PM (gu0hJ)

278 241 Frankly, I think the firing of five Gender Clinic doctors is a bigger side of that story than establishing a detransition clinic. Of course they will most likely migrate to a blue state children's hospital and carry on with great zeal, but it's a refreshing change from previous tolerance of the practice.
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:16 PM (I0N4X)

I am no expert by any means but this whole thing seems so contradictory to actual good medicine and good science that it's hard to believe this is allowed anywhere as within the standard of care. The "studies" they try to cite in support of this are sketchy at best, with tiny sample sized and Texas sharpshooter type reasoning. Researchers are deliberately blocked from gathering data to conduct longitudinal studies on patients who got chopped, and to the extent we do have any longitudinal studies, they apparently show when read in the most favorable light, the results are at best neutral, i.e. had no significant measurable ameliorative effect. Even the Euros and the Scandis who the left worship so much have shut this shit down as far as kids go. It's not medicine or science, it's a butcher cult.

Posted by: Standard of carve at May 15, 2026 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

279 But Massie's printhipled!!!! PRINTHIPLED, I SAY!!!!

Posted by: Gonah Joldberg at May 15, 2026 02:24 PM (Cjger)

280 8 I had a perm before it was cool. Yeah. That's how I rolled.
Posted by: Thomas Massie at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (IifOV)


I had pizza before it was cool.

Posted by: Burned my tongue at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (Sy6m/)

281 So you might consider 'stochastic' to indicate a sort of random pattern.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (I0N4X)

282 276 I care very very much about them being strapped to a wheel of pain.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I guess the inverted crucifixion with a small fire lit under their heads is out then.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I'm right here.

Posted by: Tree of Woe at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (Dv3i1)

283 251 I asked for specifics. You gave me vague stories. Unless you live in MA I have no idea at all where you might be living.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (Dg7ng)

284 Ana K was thiiiiiiis close to leaving her left wing bubble. But I think she realized the grift is better on that side and stuck with it. Added a sprinkling of Jew hate for good measure since that’s what the cool kids are all doing.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (f5ZdA)

285 Start: Trump is literally Hitler and wouldn't a good person do anything to stop Hitler?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)
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We have civil discussions about whether killing Baby Adolph is "justified".

You can justify killing Baby Hitler, to a good number of people.

Probably the blue-button-pushers!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (Fi81e)

286 Because the more left-leaning Republican rarely wins in primaries once they've been identified as such. The exception are incumbents running against badly financed challengers.
Posted by: the lower depths

You would be correct. Especially in closed primaries, the primaries have more party activists that are more leftist in Democrat and more to the right in GOP. There is a reason that Massie is running ads claiming he is a big Trump supporter in KY while he poses for the NYT's crowd.

And from what I've garnered, he is not liked nor influential in Congress doing minimal work and notably ran on term limits (3 to be exact) but blew past that to be trying for his 8th term.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (E4rtv)

287 Massie, Go Home.
Posted by: Axeman

What's that Timmy? Massie fell down a well?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (M0V4/)

288 We used little green army men that we sniped with a .22
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:19 PM (abIsI)


We'd put firecrackers in model airplanes and throw them up in the air. Flak!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 02:26 PM (2WIwB)

289 The best thing Kasparian ever did was lose her marbles on the Young Turks the night of the 2016 election. True broadcast greatness

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 02:26 PM (gu0hJ)

290 So you might consider 'stochastic' to indicate a sort of random pattern.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (I0N4X)
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It is stochastically applied.
</stochastic-comments>

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (Fi81e)

291 283 251 I asked for specifics. You gave me vague stories. Unless you live in MA I have no idea at all where you might be living.
Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 02:25 PM (Dg7ng)

How do you think the cucks in SC got elected? Or the ones in Indiana. Or how do you think a deep red state like Utah sends Romney to the senate. It’s with left wingers who vote in primaries that’s how.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (f5ZdA)

292 ChudTheBuilder

Scoop, Muck and Dizzy
Rolly too
Lofty and Wendy
Join the crew

Posted by: Can we build it? YES WE CAN at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)

293 I’ve noted for years that the weather service’s yearly hurricane count prediction has never outperformed what would be obtained by throwing darts at a board with a range of likely numbers on it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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A lot of people and organizations make predictions more for the publicity than they do for accuracy. No one rarely, if ever, holds them to account so why not?

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)

294 275 I saw a clip of some random choad goblin screaming the n bomb at random black people on the street. Guessing that was this guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:24 PM (zZu0s)

That's his general schtick, yeah. He'd been posting on social media that he was hoping that one would take a swing at him so that he could shoot them.

And one finally did. And he shot him.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (iXqHn)

295 Stochastic means "random nondeterministic" and they're a pain in the ass to simulate on computers.
I think there exist computer chips that use quantum fluctuations in their own guts to generate truly stochastic numbers. "Chip-based Quantum Random Number Generators".

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

296 Massie is a brownie hound.

Posted by: St. John Bender at May 15, 2026 02:28 PM (tGvPi)

297 Not eating matza -> stochastic antisemitism.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e)

298 >>>Syzygy.

Posted by: Axeman

>You need to right-size your core competency. Junior.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 02:29 PM (D1E+2)

299 A lot of people and organizations make predictions more for the publicity than they do for accuracy. No one rarely, if ever, holds them to account so why not?
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)


Did someone say predictions???

Posted by: Jean Dixon at May 15, 2026 02:29 PM (2WIwB)

300 297 Not eating matza -> stochastic antisemitism.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e)

The fact it tastes like a stale unsalted Saltine cracker has nothing to do with taking a pass on matzoh.

Posted by: Guess I have to go hate Jews now... at May 15, 2026 02:29 PM (TbWk/)

301 297 Not eating matza -> stochastic antisemitism.
____

I wonder why it's spelled matzoh, yet pronounced matza.

*goes back to browsing comments*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 02:29 PM (Dv3i1)

302 And one finally did. And he shot him.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (iXqHn)

Fucking evil. Setting aside n bomb or no, you provoked a fight and then murdered a man. With forethought. Not like in the heat of the moment you feared for your life, you planned for it to go that way.

Evil retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

303 That's his general schtick, yeah. He'd been posting on social media that he was hoping that one would take a swing at him so that he could shoot them.

And one finally did. And he shot him.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (iXqHn)

Even a Soros prosecuter could get first degree murder out of that.

Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 02:30 PM (ZFqKB)

304 >>>Syzygy.

Posted by: Axeman

>You need to right-size your core competency. Junior.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 02:29 PM (D1E+2)
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Lol. I was thinking Synergy, and typed syzygy.

Oh, to be at the start of my 29th year!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:30 PM (Fi81e)

305 Everything from the media and more than half of what everyone you meet says to your face is just a rattlesnake buzzing now.

Posted by: sifty boones at May 15, 2026 02:31 PM (tGvPi)

306 How do you think the cucks in SC got elected? Or the ones in Indiana. Or how do you think a deep red state like Utah sends Romney to the senate. It’s with left wingers who vote in primaries that’s how.
Posted by: Heroq

Utah with Cox involved rules cheating to get on the ballot, not party activists. That same convention style ended Robert Bennett so Mike Lee got elected. South Carolina has open primaries where Democrats openly go and vote in the GOP primary if mobilized. Which is true in a number of states (mostly Southern) if the Democrats have no big statewide primary contests. Indiana is mixed. Pence ran as a conservative for years and was part of the 2010 sweep with Ryan. It is easiest for these liberal GOPe types to slip under the radar when there is a big wave in politics. Same for the Democrats, some people with a conscience and morals can get swept into office.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)

307 The fact it tastes like a stale unsalted Saltine cracker has nothing to do with taking a pass on matzoh.
Posted by: Guess I have to go hate Jews now... at May 15, 2026 02:29 PM (

Why do Jews hate salt?

It's the flavor enhancer par excellence!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

308 I wonder why it's spelled matzoh, yet pronounced matza.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 02:29 PM (Dv3i1)
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I forgot it had a Jew spelling.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)

309 293 I’ve noted for years that the weather service’s yearly hurricane count prediction has never outperformed what would be obtained by throwing darts at a board with a range of likely numbers on it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
======
A lot of people and organizations make predictions more for the publicity than they do for accuracy. No one rarely, if ever, holds them to account so why not?
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)

Every year for about 20 years now they've been screaming that this "WILL BE THE WORST HURRICANCE SEASON EVER BECAUSE MUH GLOBAL WARMING!!!!111111!!!11" Also the "WE'RE HAVING STRONGER AND STRONGER HURRICANES BECAUSE MUH GLOBAL WARMING" which NOAA historical data show to be false. It gets old in a hurry.

Posted by: We're all gonna die. Might as well party. at May 15, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)

310 Did someone say predictions???
Posted by: Jean Dixon
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Astrology is a racket. So are fortune tellers. But there are always rubes to buy their ticket to see the future.

There is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:32 PM (E4rtv)

311 291

Got it. You don't know what you are talking about. Thanks for confirming.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 02:32 PM (Dg7ng)

312 It's the flavor enhancer par excellence!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)
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It makes pepper taste a lot more like pepper.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)

313 I am no expert by any means but this whole thing seems so contradictory to actual good medicine and good science that it's hard to believe this is allowed anywhere as within the standard of care.

***********

I have proposed that the mere notion of a child expressing feeling that they are a different sex than their biology indicates is first of all a social construct, and secondly, so frankly bizarre to normal pediatricians that they eagerly defer to experts, and thus absolve themselves oof any culpability. They wash their hands of it. And unfortunately for the children, the experts are damaged people in their own right, in the mode of Admiral Doctor Richard Levine.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:33 PM (I0N4X)

314 Every year for about 20 years now they've been screaming that this "WILL BE THE WORST HURRICANCE SEASON EVER BECAUSE MUH GLOBAL WARMING!!!!111111!!!11" Also the "WE'RE HAVING STRONGER AND STRONGER HURRICANES BECAUSE MUH GLOBAL WARMING" which NOAA historical data show to be false. It gets old in a hurry.
Posted by: We're all gonna die. Might as well party. at May 15, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)


EL NINA!!!
REEEEEEEE!!!!!
Atmospheric Rivers of Death!
Run for your lives!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 02:33 PM (2WIwB)

315
Stochastic means "random nondeterministic" and they're a pain in the ass to simulate on computers.
I think there exist computer chips that use quantum fluctuations in their own guts to generate truly stochastic numbers. "Chip-based Quantum Random Number Generators".
Posted by: gKWVE

I used to avail myself of an app that used solar white noise to generate random numbers. I'd use an 81 count string of those as my seed for analysis monte carlos.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 15, 2026 02:34 PM (QVmho)

316 303 That's his general schtick, yeah. He'd been posting on social media that he was hoping that one would take a swing at him so that he could shoot them.

And one finally did. And he shot him.
Posted by: XTC
========
Around a courthouse where apparently it was illegal to carry and inciting the fight by issuing an insult. Best to cop a plea for manslaughter or he will be going to a VERY unfavorable prison environment for a long time. He will be the Aryan Brotherhood's bitch or be dead in prison. His choice.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:34 PM (E4rtv)

317
Kamala Harris is now calling for Democrats to hold a "No Bad Idea Brainstorm" where they discuss:


Annointing a DEI hire as the party's Presidential nominee with that person having successfully won even one primary election?

I heard on Adam Carolla yesterday that Karen Bass was the other contender to be Slow Joe's "Woe Man of Color" Vice-Presidential candidate in 2020. What a bullet she would have been.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:34 PM (s9VOe)

318 The myth that Utah is a conservative state is hilarious.

They are just liberals with some guns and a basement full of dried food.

Spend a few months in Salt Lake City and its environs.

It's ridiculously liberal and the city wants to be LA so bad it's disgusting.

The whole place is run by Oxy Moms and halfwits.

Posted by: sifty boones at May 15, 2026 02:35 PM (tGvPi)

319 Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 02:32 PM (Dg7ng)

Heroq is right, for the states he mentions. When states don't close their primaries, any ratfucker can switch parties and load up the count for the RINO. This happened in Mississippi when Thad Cochran won because he appealed to Democrats to cross over for him.
So, you're out of line and you owe Heroq an apology.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 02:35 PM (gKWVE)

320 “I Am a C*nt!” – Michigan Democrat Congressional Candidate Shelby Campbell Lashes Out at Critics – Flashes Grotesque Crotch Shot (VIDEO)

https://tinyurl.com/26vhj5b4 (NSFW)

If you thought the lefts depravity had reached the bottom. Think again.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:36 PM (abIsI)

321 I used to avail myself of an app that used solar white noise to generate random numbers. I'd use an 81 count string of those as my seed for analysis monte carlos.
____

My first car was a '77 Monte Carlo.

I was disappointed to find out in stats class that a monte carlo simulation wasn't what I hoping it to be.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 02:36 PM (Dv3i1)

322 Oxycodone or OxyClean?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

323
I should have proofread 317

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:36 PM (s9VOe)

324 314.

Nature's terms are acceptable.

Posted by: sifty boones at May 15, 2026 02:37 PM (tGvPi)

325 Stochastic means "random nondeterministic" and they're a pain in the ass to simulate on computers.
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And by "nondeterministic" they simply mean not-decidably deterministic.

Because complete determinism is still a useful model.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

326 318 The myth that Utah is a conservative state is hilarious.

They are just liberals with some guns and a basement full of dried food.

Spend a few months in Salt Lake City and its environs.

It's ridiculously liberal and the city wants to be LA so bad it's disgusting.

The whole place is run by Oxy Moms and halfwits.

Posted by: sifty boones


For Donny and Marie's sake, please tell me this is wrong.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:38 PM (abIsI)

327
NOOD

Slow Joe and MedicAid fraud

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 02:38 PM (s9VOe)

328 313 I have proposed that the mere notion of a child expressing feeling that they are a different sex than their biology indicates is first of all a social construct, and secondly, so frankly bizarre to normal pediatricians that they eagerly defer to experts, and thus absolve themselves oof any culpability. They wash their hands of it. And unfortunately for the children, the experts are damaged people in their own right, in the mode of Admiral Doctor Richard Levine.
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 02:33 PM (I0N4X)

I generally find it suspect that they're so insistent about children while also generally pushing away adults (unless they're whale-level wealthy) because it's "too late" for them.

You'd think they'd at least try to hide the PDF-ism of it all. But no.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:38 PM (iXqHn)

329 322. Cookie Cutter Codeine Karens and their mysteriously absent husbands who are very interested in Boy's Youth Sports.

Posted by: sifty boones at May 15, 2026 02:39 PM (tGvPi)

330 @320 she's running against that Thanedar guy, the one with the painted on eyebrows. Fun Dem primary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 02:39 PM (gu0hJ)

331 Kamala Harris is now calling for Democrats to hold a "No Bad Idea Brainstorm"
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The only discussion she can rightly participate in.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

332 326 For Donny and Marie's sake, please tell me this is wrong.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:38 PM (abIsI)

I take it you've never seen "SLC Punk".

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 02:39 PM (iXqHn)

333 For Donny and Marie's sake, please tell me this is wrong.
____

I have it on good authority, that Marie is a little bit country, and Donny is a little bit rock and roll.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 02:39 PM (Dv3i1)

334 320 “I Am a C*nt!” – Michigan Democrat Congressional Candidate Shelby Campbell Lashes Out at Critics – Flashes Grotesque Crotch Shot (VIDEO)

https://tinyurl.com/26vhj5b4 (NSFW)

If you thought the lefts depravity had reached the bottom. Think again.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 02:36 PM (abIsI)

What the actual fuck? This is like that one black state senator standing on her head and twerking. It's just nasty. To whom is this supposed to appeal? Fellow TikTok narcissists and exhibitionists?

Posted by: Grotesque at May 15, 2026 02:39 PM (TbWk/)

335 Nood, backdoor reparations

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 02:40 PM (Sy6m/)

336 Stochastic means "random nondeterministic" and they're a pain in the ass to simulate on computers.
I think there exist computer chips that use quantum fluctuations in their own guts to generate truly stochastic numbers. "Chip-based Quantum Random Number Generators".
Posted by: gKWVE

I used to avail myself of an app that used solar white noise to generate random numbers. I'd use an 81 count string of those as my seed for analysis monte carlos.
Posted by: BifBewalski
=========
For most research purposes, the random number generators are fine because measurement error of other variables affects the results more.

In security matters though, truly random numbers are critical for matters like encryption as any hint of non randomness can be used to crack it.

I would use Monte Carlo simulations in small samples to bootstrap standard error predictions which affects variable significance but rarely beyond that.

Haven't really directly used actual random number generators since college programming classes.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

337 335 Nood, backdoor reparations
___

On my way!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 15, 2026 02:41 PM (Dv3i1)

338 SLC like all big cities is a blue shithole. Rest of the state is conservative.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:41 PM (f5ZdA)

339 319 No, I do not. He claimed ultra-specifics that he never gave (I still don't even know what state he lives in). Then he tried to deflect to a bunch of states, some of whom are open primary and some that aren't. You at least could come up with the real Thad Cochran example (from a runoff if I recall). He's just trying the "people I don't like are still in office so it must be Democrats who voted for them" shtick. It's doomer bullshit. I live in a closed primary state (PA) and getting rid of RINOs is just as hard once they are in office. The trick is that:

1. They ran as conservatives, not "left-wing Republicans" or whatever phrase heroq used.
2. Their challengers are almost always no-bodies with no money in their campaigns.

Democratic votes aren't needed in the primary in those cases.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 02:42 PM (Dg7ng)

340 They ran as conservatives, not "left-wing Republicans" or whatever phrase heroq used.
2. Their challengers are almost always no-bodies with no money in their campaigns.

Democratic votes aren't needed in the primary in those cases.
Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 02:42 PM (Dg7ng)

You’re in la la land if you don’t think this happens. Live there if you must. I’ll live in the real world.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 02:43 PM (f5ZdA)

341 I believe Sarkesian has bigger boobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

You know the rule

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 15, 2026 02:45 PM (FxH7T)

342 Russians and Iranians think he's top notch as well.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 15, 2026 02:49 PM (8KSYS)

343 Ro Khanna is a lying hypocrite.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 03:35 PM (RIvkX)

Kamala Harris Wants to Pack the Court, End the Electoral College, and Open Up the Senate to Save Democracy Democrat Politicians

She's got an incentive to get Rage Clicks: She's fallen far behind in the polls for the Democrat nomination.

She's losing the Crazy Race to AOC, and needs to change that.


A new poll shows the top choices for the Democratic and Republican presidential primaries in 2028.

The May 12 poll, released by Atlas Intel, found U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., leading among Democrats, while Secretary of State Marco Rubio was the top choice for a majority of Republicans.

The national poll showed 26% of Democrats would vote for Ocasio-Cortez for president in two years, with Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg at 22.4% and California Gov. Gavin Newsom at 21.2%. Former Vice President Kamala Harris came in fourth place at 12.9%.

Last week, she began demanding the DNC release its suppressed "autopsy" of her 2024 blowout loss.

I assume she wants to be released because she knows it was a whitewash which excused her for any responsibility for the loss and blamed all on Muh Racism and Muh Misogyny.

Though apparently the reason it was suppressed is that it blames...

... Joe Biden, who the Democrats have of course decided to blame all their woes on, now that he's gone.


To make matters worse, the DNC is facing continued calls to release its internal autopsy of the party's sweeping setbacks in the 2024 election, when Democrats lost the presidency and Senate majority and fell short in winning back control of the House.

Among those calling on the DNC to make public their report on what went wrong for the Democrats in 2024 is former Vice President Kamala Harris, the party's presidential nominee two years ago.

Harris, who is mulling making another White House bid in 2028, recently told donors she believes the DNC should make the autopsy public. The news was first reported by NBC News and confirmed by Fox News Digital.

A source with knowledge said that Harris had not discussed the autopsy with DNC Chair Ken Martin, and that the former vice president did not know in advance about Martin's decision in December to keep the 2024 election postmortem under wraps.

Martin ordered the report soon after he was elected DNC chair early last year.

...

There was controversy surrounding the report as it was being compiled, after reports last summer said the autopsy would skip analyzing whether then-President Joe Biden should have run for re-election in 2024 and would pass on judging key decisions made by Harris and her team, after she replaced Biden as the party's nominee with just over three months to go until the 2024 election.


...

"They are spiking an autopsy of the election that gave us Trump 2.0. If party leaders won't take the steps required to rebuild ourselves into a winning coalition, we will take it into our own hands," former DNC Vice Chair David Hogg warned in a social media post at the time.

...

A person familiar with the DNC's strategy told Fox News Digital because of all the attention on the autopsy, "they are going to be forced to release something."

Coconut Kamala grabbed clicks by proposing a slate of anticonstitutional measures to rig elections even harder for Democrats:


Pat Adams
@PatAdams96

10h

Kamala Harris is now calling for Democrats to hold a "No Bad Idea Brainstorm" where they discuss:

- Abolishing the Electoral College
- Packing the Supreme Court
- Making Puerto Rico and D.C. states

"We've got to neutralize these red states from cheating!"

Ron DeSantis noticed that she's talking about expanding and packing the Supreme Court in the future.

But not now, now that Trump is President and the GOP controls the Senate.

So maybe we should beat them to the punch.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:25 PM




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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (NcvvS)

2 >>>The national poll showed 26% of Democrats would vote for Ocasio-Cortez for president in two years,

lol, truly the Idiot Queen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (dK+Kv)

3 Let's take them up on that deal:

Demand the Court be expanded to 13 now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (73/SM)

4 Thanks for your thoughts and the clips, Ace. I just cannot watch any clips of Kamala Harris. She makes me slightly nauseous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (OYsYV)

5 3 Let's take them up on that deal:

Demand the Court be expanded to 13 now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (73/SM)

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If SCOTUS is going to be political, then it should be elected.

The body politic should have a direct say in it.

9 from every state.

Oral arguments should be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (xBVv0)

6 Lucy van Pelt

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (YlWIZ)

7 TJM is advising DeSantis now?

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

8 7 TJM is advising DeSantis now?

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

====

All the best people like and subscribe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:29 PM (xBVv0)

9 Pretty telling that when someone says we’ve got to get “fraudsters” out of the country, it’s immediately assumed that’s Democrats.

-
Tough but fair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)

10 Thanks for your thoughts and the clips, Ace. I just cannot watch any clips of Kamala Harris. She makes me slightly nauseous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (OYsYV)


Kamala Harris makes Kamala Harris slightly nauseous.

Though usually only on late lunches when she plays fast and loose with the "beer before liquor" rule.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (EynyL)

11 Let's take them up on that deal:

Demand the Court be expanded to 13 now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (73/SM)

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If SCOTUS is going to be political, then it should be elected.

The body politic should have a direct say in it.

9 from every state.

Oral arguments should be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (xBVv0)

Two words.

Thunderdome.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (dK+Kv)

12 It has been said that if you walk into a room and you are the smartest person present, you are in the wrong room.

Kamala Harris never has this problem.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

13 Yes please. Please dems run any of those names noted. Gavin Hairgel would probably be their best shot, but still a loser.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (n5tGW)

14 "No bad idea brainstorm"

Kamala: "Hold my vodka."

Posted by: 496 at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (sOtuf)

15 Vance does not have to keep selling me.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (Gqar8)

16 Yes, if the Stupid Party didn't always try to live up to it's name, it would take the Dems up on the Court Packing issue, now. That would result in the Dems with a "it's only okay when we do it!" tantrum.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (j7INY)

17 This another buckshot thread?

Posted by: Milky Loads at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (gKWVE)

18 democrats?
*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (gxokI)

19 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (w3u3d)

20 I would vote for Vance, Rubio, DeSantis. What a nice problem to have.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (Gqar8)

21 20 I would vote for Vance, Rubio, DeSantis. What a nice problem to have.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (Gqar

=====

Remember, the GOPe has lost no power at all in the past decade and they will force Jeb Bush on us.

It's science.

All is lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (xBVv0)

22 But not now, now that Trump is President and the GOP controls the Senate.

So maybe we should beat them to the punch.
*******
Murkowski, Cassidy, McConnell, Tillis etc. would never let it happen.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (NpAcC)

23 Afternoon Ace.
Kamala wants a "no bad idea" roundtable. Ok Dems commit sepaku. Good idea

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (gu0hJ)

24 "If SCOTUS is going to be political, then it should be elected."

That would require a Constitutional Amendment. Which would give the Dems the opportunity to screw it up or subvert it.

Changing the size of the Court (or the number of Representatives) only requires a Congressional vote and Presidential signature.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (j7INY)

25 21 20 I would vote for Vance, Rubio, DeSantis. What a nice problem to have.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (Gqar

=====

Remember, the GOPe has lost no power at all in the past decade and they will force Jeb Bush on us.

It's science.

All is lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (xBVv0)

You hang around the Morning Report a lot, don’t you?

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar8)

26 I would be thrilled to read Kumala's Autopsy Report.

Posted by: Weakly Reader at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (oftw2)

27 Posted by: Dr. T at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM

LOL. I have the same reaction to AO-C who doesn't appear to have a drinking problem like Kamala . She's just stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (n3VHW)

28 You gotta start in the morning if you're gonna drink all day.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (2Ez/1)

29 She's losing the Crazy Race to AOC, and needs to change that.

I hope she succeeds! It'll be fun.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (wn0/z)

30 I don’t want to jinx it by saying it, but in 2028 we may be looking at the first 50 state win ever by any political party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (AnnNE)

31 "She's fallen far behind in the polls for the Democrat nomination."

Did *anybody* ever think she was viable? Why?

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (N8ZBc)

32 I know Democrats are stupid with other people's money, but are they also stupid enough to throw money into another presidential campaign backing this absolute clusterfuck of a candidate???

I mean, Dear Lord...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2026 12:34 PM (wtvvX)

33 Let's take them up on that deal:

Demand the Court be expanded to 13 now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026

Right! Let’s do it. We should stop allowing Dems to believe we won’t act on their dumb ideas, too. It’s sad they have such faith in our high road. Looking at you, Thune.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:34 PM (hftzA)

34 Yes, if the Stupid Party Corrupt Party

Every time the Democrats are in power, they tell us we have to send money now to sendmoneynow.com to keep the Democrats from packing the Supreme Court.

Every time the Republicans are in power, any thought of setting the size of the Supreme Court to a specific number (nine does seem to work pretty well…) disappears as if the problem never existed.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:34 PM (EXyHK)

35 It isn't just leftwing loonies on the internet talking about this stuff.

It is time for the GOP to not just move forward with the SAVE act, not just throwing people in jail for vote fraud, not just arresting pols allowing non-citizens to vote (even in local elections) but so start packing court NOW...oh and start combining New England into two states.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)

36 Meanwhile, Joe Biden is sitting in the basement rec room happy as a clam. Fresh diapers, powder, a cuppa cocoa, and waiting for the DuMont to warm up so he can sing along with Mitch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (gm9Sb)

37 The media is so dishonest. They cannot even report the correct context of what J.D. Vance. Instead they have to make it about "all Democrats."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (n3VHW)

38 She's got an incentive to get Rage Clicks: She's fallen far behind in the polls for the Democrat nomination.

=====

She's fallen behind in one poll, the most recent one.

With the weirdest of crosstabs by a polling firm that seems like it wants to burn its own credibility to the ground (Atlas Intel).

She's led every other poll (especially by other good ones like Harvard-Harris) since March. She's led every national poll since February.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (xBVv0)

39 It's kind of depressing that anyone at all takes people like AOC or Kamala seriously and is looking to them for leadership.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (gnNyN)

40 The main thing I would like to see, to reorganize the system of government, is to make all campaign finance limited to within district.

Pols have to be in their state to speak to donors, and they have to only raise money from residents of their district. That would fix a lot.

I now go make crepe. (recipe says to mix ingredients, and then rest for an hour. I don't think I will exert myself too much mixing, but I will be back shortly to rest anwyay.)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (0MFDl)

41 I hope she succeeds! It'll be fun.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (wn0/z)
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20 years ago I was aware of Kamala and was scared she would end up president someday (I was aware of her... I didn't know how stupid she was).

Now I'm worried AOC will run and win. The young kids all love her.

Posted by: 496 at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (sOtuf)

42 Is it just me, or does Kamalamadingdong look like she's morphing into late-stage Michael Jackson?

Posted by: Bert G at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (VARTN)

43 Pretty telling that when someone says we’ve got to get “fraudsters” out of the country, it’s immediately assumed that’s Democrats.

I mean...everyone acknowledges it.

Remember after 2020 when the Atlantic ran an article crowing about their efforts to "fortify" the election?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

44 Wish I could find thatvid of Harris sitting at the bar slurring her words and hand waving away her problems in a soliloquy.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar8)

45 Also on her list...

1. A million dollar a year minimum wage for everybody.
2. Free condoms, drugs, needles and booze for EVERYBODY!
3. A $100,000 US fine if upon meeting her, you don't tell her how smart she is, how pretty she is and how she has such nice hair.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)

46 Kamala started sliding into her phony ghetto voice when talking about her "reforms", almost as annoying as Hillary "ain't no ways 'tard". Or is that just her actual annoying voice?

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (GUOwU)

47 I have discussed the EC with a bog standard liberal whack job - “Would you want NYC and LA to decide all our elections?”

He paused a second, and confidently said “Yes”. Hm. Crazy, but that’s what you’re up against.

Imagine if there were Global Elections. Would allowing China and India to decide everything be a good idea? I have had somewhat better luck with that analogy.

At one level, Democracy is exceedingly idiotic. Churchill might have saved Western Civilization, but he was wrong on Democracy.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (zXS73)

48 What is Mayor Pete doing these days to be considered a presidential candidate?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

49 The main thing I would like to see, to reorganize the system of government, is to make all campaign finance limited to within district.


I think this idea has merit, but as of right now we still can't stop foreigners from giving substantial funds to Democrats and that is already illegal...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

50 Watch Xavier Becerra Mansplain to Latinx Female Journalist How to Do Her Job on T.V.
https://is.gd/DoBINy

That retarded headline is currently up at Brietbart.

Let me show you how to improve, Brietbart:

Watch Xavier Becerra Mansplain to Latina Journalist How to Do Her Job on T.V.

Why use the PC non-word Latinx, and then defeat the whole point of the stupidity by adding "Female" immediately after it?

Posted by: No Name Today at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (8mulE)

51 Texas Supreme Court is elected. So are many other states. There’s plenty of precedent for the switch to it. (But the constitution would have to be amended)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (AnnNE)

52 Willowed.

This redistricting fight is letting state-level RINOs show their asses in very public ways that will end up being advantageous in future years, at least.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:25 PM (xBVv0)

THIS.

To me, the seats won/lost in the 2026 midterms are only superficially important.

De-RINO-ing the right and skullfucking the left in 2030 are the actual targets.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (iNUL3)

53 What is Mayor Pete doing these days to be considered a presidential candidate?

Most of the guys at the local men's only club.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

54 Kamala wants to brainstorm with Democrats...

I don't think storms can occur in a mind that's a vacuum.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX)

55 When did we trade in our Founding Fathers for Flouncing Floozies?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (D1E+2)

56 I don’t want to jinx it by saying it, but in 2028 we may be looking at the first 50 state win ever by any political party.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Very good! Not perfect, but very good.

Posted by: Venezuela, The 51st State at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (wn0/z)

57 39 It's kind of depressing that anyone at all takes people like AOC or Kamala seriously and is looking to them for leadership.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I assume no one is looking to them for leadership, just someone they can feel proud of themselves for voting for them, and all the real decisions are made by hard-core partisan experts who will really run things behind the scenes.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (Dv3i1)

58 Random unimportant thought from the previous thread:

Jerry-built: Refers to something that was poorly or cheaply constructed from the very beginning.

What is the derivation of that? Being... uh... 29, my only familiarity with "Jerry" is from TV and movies where it was a semi-slur for "German." But whatever anybody thinks of Germans, nobody associates them with poor engineering and construction.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

59 Kamala Harris Wants to Pack the Court ...

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Am I the only one who read that as "Fuck?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (nyTxL)

60 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

Be nice if we passed, oh I don't know, some election integrity legislation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (XV/Pl)

61 16 Yes, if the Stupid Party didn't always try to live up to it's name, it would take the Dems up on the Court Packing issue, now. That would result in the Dems with a "it's only okay when we do it!" tantrum.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega
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They aren't stupid, they are corrupt and the center of that corruption is the US Senate and the GOP caucus there. House GOP caucus too in a lesser degree. Far too many GOP officeholders are a) stealth Democrats, b) out to get generational wealth out of their offices, c) loathe the very people that elect them. These are the Country Club Republicans of yore, now called RINOs.

In fact, the ones that are a) actually conservative, b) honest and not trying to grab wealth for themselves, c) actually like their constituents, are the RINOs. They don't represent the big donors which is the ultimate problem with the GOP.

Democrats are crazed evil criminals.

So we, the average voter with intelligence and morals are repeatedly stuck voting between corrupticans and Demoncrats.

Is there any wonder that when Trump swept down the escalator, he created his own massive constituency in the GOP from the disaffected base voters.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

62 The republican candidate will not be running against the democrat candidate. He/she will be running against the media.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (2WIwB)

63 if we cleaned up the voter rolls the dems wouldn't win the presidency for many ears

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (CWTWj)

64 I think this idea has merit, but as of right now we still can't stop foreigners from giving substantial funds to Democrats and that is already illegal...

Yes. It’s a very good idea, but the enforcement mechanism has to be worked out first on existing laws, or it will mean massive funding imbalances at the local level favoring Democrats.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (EXyHK)

65 I'll be widow by 28, I can hold my liquor better than Harris and I'll kick that soy boy Gavin's ass
Hillary in 28 It's really the right time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (gu0hJ)

66 In important news (Little League Baseball):

We faced number one team and lost by 5 but scored 5 earned runs against them, which is better offense than the number two team.

Little's pitching was off due to a few reasons*, he struck out in the first inning, dived to dodge a high inside pitch in his second at bat, then subsequently crushed an RBI double for some "payback." The guys kept their heads up and played hard, if not messy, which is all you can ask for. In the end, it's a 1 run game if we clean up our fielding and errors.

* He's got a bit of a cold, probably did too many pushups, so his muscles were fatigued, and it was really cold, the combo of which resulted in his pitches running uncharacteristically high in the zone and slow.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

67 I don’t want to jinx it by saying it, but in 2028 we may be looking at the first 50 state win ever by any political party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (AnnNE)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhah. Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Minnesota at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (iNUL3)

68
I don’t want to jinx it by saying it, but in 2028 we may be looking at the first 50 state win ever by any political party.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (AnnNE)




Let's not get greedy. I'll settle for 1984 Election II: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (y9nCu)

69 36 Meanwhile, Joe Biden is sitting in the basement rec room happy as a clam. Fresh diapers, powder, a cuppa cocoa, and waiting for the DuMont to warm up so he can sing along with Mitch.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

My faves are Kukla, Fran, and Ollie, and Ding-Dong School. Miss Francis saw me in her magic mirror last week.

Posted by: Scranton Joe at May 15, 2026 12:40 PM (oftw2)

70 I'd hope the Republicans can squeak out another win in '28 because the alternative is likely '28 being the very last election in my lifetime.

Probably for many, the very last one too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (jehhT)

71 well, storms can occur on Mars, which is a fairly good proxy for Kamala's cranium.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (gKWVE)

72 former DNC Vice Chair David Hogg

LOL! He gets to forever wear that title because he was chosen for, what, one day? Two? And the DNC gets to forever be linked inextricably to him. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (kU0PQ)

73 Identity Politics is essentially a dead letter.

Democrats need a "message" because Trump is controlling way too much narrative. And Democrats have NOTHING to sell.

This is their way believe it or not of deploying a message *and* projecting strength. Otherwise they have no identity at all other than being weak and ineffective. Not to mention a bunch of annoying complainers and hecklers.

Also I suspect they have to keep their mental patients engaged and this is their way of keeping them riled.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (fkeut)

74 42 Is it just me, or does Kamalamadingdong look like she's morphing into late-stage Michael Jackson?

Posted by: Bert G at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (VARTN)

Well, she wouldn't need any makeup to do a Thriller reboot.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

75 #48- I don't know that he is. Right now He's apparently coaching Dems on how to appear "normal." Link to " I own the world.":

https://tinyurl.com/4252huh7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (n3VHW)

76 I just read a terrible story out of Britain....

English guy out for a night with his mates has a few beers and gets into a conflict with a Punjabi.

Punjabi guy stabs him 4 times and the police get called.

The police arrest the English guy for racially abusing the Punjabi and bleeds out while the police are figuring out what to do.

The Punjabi was Sihk and had used his ceremonial knife. You aren't allowed to carry a large knife in Britain (I assume most Sihks nominally carry unsharpened knives to meet their religious obligations).

Out of the 4 knife wounds one was to the face - so there is no way the cops didn't notice it, and two were to the back of the legs so there is no way for the Punjabi to argue it was self defense.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

77 re gop as stupid party: a lot of them don't care about winning, there's more to be gained from the 'elect us' perpetual fund making cycle. how did they take in over merrick garland in 2016 when they were all pretty much presuming hillary would win and they'd put garland on the supreme ct after the election?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (CWTWj)

78 I'll fudge pack the court
Pete Buttgiggle campaign promise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (gu0hJ)

79 Happy Friday morons!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (W2Pud)

80 She's losing the Crazy Race to AOC, and needs to change that.

---------------

All aboard, hahahahahaha
Ayy

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as hoes
Maybe it's not too late
To forget how to love and learn how to hate

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (nyTxL)

81 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

82 Good Idea - doing your own yard work.
Bad Idea - doing your own dental work.

Posted by: Mr. Skullhead at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (+IsEU)

83 Kamala started sliding into her phony ghetto voice when talking about her "reforms", almost as annoying as Hillary "ain't no ways 'tard". Or is that just her actual annoying voice?

Since she grew up as the child of an Indian research scientist and an American-Jamaican professor, I'm going with "fake."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)

84 60 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

Be nice if we passed, oh I don't know, some election integrity legislation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (XV/Pl)

Or, I dunno, maybe a Dynasty centered around a certain family.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (Gqar8)

85 The national poll showed 26% of Democrats would vote for Ocasio-Cortez for president in two years, with Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg at 22.4% and California Gov. Gavin Newsom at 21.2%. Former Vice President Kamala Harris came in fourth place at 12.9%.

Holy Cow!

Just how insane do you have to be to want any of these four to be Preezy.

This is just sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iJfKG)

86 47 I have discussed the EC with a bog standard liberal whack job - “Would you want NYC and LA to decide all our elections?”

He paused a second, and confidently said “Yes”. Hm. Crazy, but that’s what you’re up against.
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It's not fair that the rest of America isn't yet enjoying the utopia that comes with NY and LA governance.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 12:43 PM (Dv3i1)

87 The left's latest idea on gerrymandering is that they shouldn't have to have contiguous districts and therefore in blue states could make every district 55-45 blue by mixing the leftwing shithole with the burbs/rural areas.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

88 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.


They are so busy trying to outdo each other in their remarks to cater to the tiniest of interest groups, that they have lost sight of what is real.
So yes, they are dangerous indeed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

89 Jerry-built: Refers to something that was poorly or cheaply constructed from the very beginning.

My guess: it comes from a bastardization of “jury-rigged”, which is a temporary—not necessarily poorly-constructed—solution until a better one can be implemented:

jury (1), adj, as in jury mast and jury-rigged, occurs earliest in jury mast, a temporary mast…
—Eric Partridge, Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (EXyHK)

90 The UK is gone.

A Sikh robbed and stabbed an 18 year old university student multiple times. Police show up. The attacker claimed the university student had used racist language toward him. The police handcuffed the student, who soon bled to death.

The student's phone was later found in the Sikh's pocket.

http://tiny.cc/g9i3101

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (mkw2N)

91 Happy Friday Nurse!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (2WIwB)

92 81 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

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Eliminate filibuster. Stack Supreme Court through bare majority in Senate, signed by Dem president.

New SCOTUS takes case that challenges constitutionality of Electoral College.

New SCOTUS rules that Electoral College is unconstitutional because reasons (Jackson writing majority opinion).

I mean...they'd have to take the Senate first which is a whole mountain to climb over the next few years and survive the cataclysm that will be the 2030 census in addition to winning the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (xBVv0)

93 BREAKING: Longtime Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) announces he will not seek re-election.
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Enjoy your KFC at home Steve.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (G0vdT)

94
47 I have discussed the EC with a bog standard liberal whack job - “Would you want NYC and LA to decide all our elections?”

He paused a second, and confidently said “Yes”. Hm. Crazy, but that’s what you’re up against.”

It always amazes that people think this is some new idea, when all of this was argued out at great length during the 1787 Constitutional Convention. The big states, notably New York, wanted direct election from the start. The small population members said “no way, we’re not joining any union if this is the deal, and there’s 9 of us and only 4 of you.”

Why don’t we allow direct election of the President? Because now, as then, this Union breaks up and is over if any group tries it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (AnnNE)

95 (But the constitution would have to be amended)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (AnnNE)


Yup. And it's easy!

Posted by: The Equal Rights Amendment at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (iERP6)

96 "Punjabi guy stabs him 4 times"

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*ahem*

"Acts of love"

Posted by: 496 at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (sOtuf)

97 The "autopsy" is probably like the Epstein files. Signifying nothing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (Cqx++)

98 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

I don't believe this is accurate.

States can apportion their electors however they want. If they all agree to deliver their electors to the winner of the popular vote, that's still in keeping with the constitution.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (iNUL3)

99 Oh and the left also has come up with a new argument for why it is ok that New England is gerrymandered. Remember the argument from before was:

Its just random chance that every district has a blue majority.

Their new defense?

They gerrymandered New England like 20 years ago so it doesn't count.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

100 I want Kamala to run again so all the idiots at work will start their pearl wearing again. It was hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (W2Pud)

101 Now hear me out. What if wes shend ballast to ever pershon in chana?

Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (Escyj)

102
Has Coconut Jane now got Ozempic face?

Her cheeks are all hollowed out.

Or if it just bad plastic surgery?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (iJfKG)

103 40 The main thing I would like to see, to reorganize the system of government, is to make all campaign finance limited to within district.

Pols have to be in their state to speak to donors, and they have to only raise money from residents of their district. That would fix a lot.

I now go make crepe. (recipe says to mix ingredients, and then rest for an hour. I don't think I will exert myself too much mixing, but I will be back shortly to rest anwyay.)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (0MFDl)

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Id throw in no over the air political advertising.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (Vh9CX)

104 They gerrymandered New England like 20 years ago so it doesn't count.

Do the wrong thing for long enough, and it transforms into precedent.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (EXyHK)

105 98 I don't believe this is accurate.

States can apportion their electors however they want. If they all agree to deliver their electors to the winner of the popular vote, that's still in keeping with the constitution.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (iNUL3)

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It's not.

Any state that assigns its electors out of alignment with their voters is in violation of the constitution. They gave their voters a choice, and then they deny the voters their choice.

It's not even not giving the people a vote and having electors chosen by the state legislature (SC did this until after the Civil War).

The NPV compact is facially unconstitutional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (xBVv0)

106 104 They gerrymandered New England like 20 years ago so it doesn't count.

Do the wrong thing for long enough, and it transforms into precedent.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (EXyHK)

Like Social Security or Income Tax

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (xcxpd)

107 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I wonder if they understand Kamala did not win the popular vote.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (hftzA)

108 The NPV compact is facially unconstitutional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (xBVv0)

And here's me, learning a thing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (iNUL3)

109 I just cannot watch any clips of Kamala Harris. She makes me slightly nauseous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (OYsYV)


The contact high is so strong that just a video will do it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (ExV1e)

110 I just read a terrible story out of Britain....

English guy out for a night with his mates has a few beers and gets into a conflict with a Punjabi.

Punjabi guy stabs him 4 times and the police get called.

The police arrest the English guy for racially abusing the Punjabi and bleeds out while the police are figuring out what to do.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

England don't exist anymore. Its an enslaved island, its occupants pussified, and god damn the king.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (snZF9)

111 36 Meanwhile, Joe Biden is sitting in the basement rec room happy as a clam. Fresh diapers, powder, a cuppa cocoa, and waiting for the DuMont to warm up so he can sing along with Mitch.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (gm9Sb)

Sing Along with Mitch is good TV...."Happy days are here again, the skies above are clear again!!"

Posted by: Joemarine at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (y171U)

112 New SCOTUS rules that Electoral College is unconstitutional because reasons (Jackson writing majority opinion).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (xBVv0)


The ridiculousness of finding the Constitution to be unconstitutional aside, the process would then be to amend the Constitution so that it is no longer unconstitutional.

Or an Article 5 convention, which would be political chaos on a level that we have never seen in America.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (iERP6)

113 No BaD iDeA lEfT bEhInD!

Posted by: KaMaLa ThE dAy DrUnK at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (qUkBO)

114 107 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I wonder if they understand Kamala did not win the popular vote.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (hftzA)

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2024 was an aberration and Trump cheated (it's impossible to win all the swing states, dontchaknow, therefore Trump cheated, especially in NC).

Therefore it is not eligible for analysis when it comes to how elections can happen in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (xBVv0)

115 98 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

I don't believe this is accurate.

States can apportion their electors however they want. If they all agree to deliver their electors to the winner of the popular vote, that's still in keeping with the constitution.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Nope. All compacts between states, including the Popular Vote scheme require approval of Congress. It is in the Constitution. So state A cannot make a binding agreement with state B over electoral votes without Congress approving it.

Same as making DC a state. It requires a constitutional amendment and the Dems tried that in the 1970's at the peak of their power, they failed to get the number of states to ratify.

Article I, Section 10, Clause 3:

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

116 If Dick Gebhart couldn't end up with the Democrat presidential nomination, then I doubt AOC will either. No one ever wants a House member for their presidential nominee, even if she's the heir to Bernie.

I'm old enough to remember when Bernie received a fortification of "muh precious democracy" from the Dems. It will happen to her, too.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (5yDGQ)

117 If don't think they will nominate a woman but if any woman has a chance nationally it's Obrainio Vortex. She has the correct attitude for a woman who can win a national election, and clever handlers.

Problem is she is brutally brutally bad off script so they would just run the Obama Biden Playbook and keep her hidden except to throw bombs.

But I would still expect it to not be a woman. If it is and we are talking a legitimate GE and not a phony one, then she's the one to back.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (fkeut)

118 Let's not get greedy. I'll settle for 1984 Election II: Electric Boogaloo
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (y9nCu)

I’m thinking of 1972 - Dems tried to cater to the hippie crowd and went hard left with McGovern. Complete failure , which is probably why the Deep State went into action to wipe out all the effects of that election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (AnnNE)

119 112 The ridiculousness of finding the Constitution to be unconstitutional aside, the process would then be to amend the Constitution so that it is no longer unconstitutional.

Or an Article 5 convention, which would be political chaos on a level that we have never seen in America.

Posted by: The Equal Rights Amendment at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (iERP6)

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The left has entered Calvinball territory, and it will deem a SCOTUS ruling enough.

They will not be held to questions of process that slow them down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (xBVv0)

120 AFAIK, Kamala is a platitude-spouting, halting airhead, very hard to work with, and is ripped on EtOH and/or benzos most of the time. I like her suits; that's about it.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (N8ZBc)

121 ... Joe Biden, who the Democrats have of course decided to blame all their woes on, now that he's gone.

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Not to worry, comrades ... are you ready for:

Hunter Biden 2028 -- The Bantam Menace!

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (nyTxL)

122 120 AFAIK, Kamala is a platitude-spouting, halting airhead, very hard to work with, and is ripped on EtOH and/or benzos most of the time. I like her suits; that's about it.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (N8ZBc)

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So, a dark-skinned, female Joe Biden, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (xBVv0)

123 Kamala who?

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (Av6i5)

124
Come to the Supreme Court and "laah"?

This primary is going to be a big code-switching contest between her and AOC.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (XJ22o)

125 A Sikh robbed and stabbed an 18 year old university student multiple times. Police show up. The attacker claimed the university student had used racist language toward him. The police handcuffed the student, who soon bled to death.
____

That reminds me of a story out of Portland. Black guy randomly stabs a white guy who was just minding his own business, white guy says the magic "n" word (and probably a few four letter words), jury finds stabber not guilty due to white guy's racist language.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)

126 That stupid cunt is delusional

Keep saying delusional stupid cunt things!

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (61TgR)

127 Or an Article 5 convention, which would be political chaos on a level that we have never seen in America.
Posted by: The Equal Rights Amendment

More likely to be a wet squib. Convention can propose amendments but ratification by 3/4 of the states is still required for any proposed amendments. The fear of the extra-constitutional runaway Convention is there but nowadays more likely to simply fail.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)

128 121 Not to worry, comrades ... are you ready for:

Hunter Biden 2028 -- The Bantam Menace!

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (nyTxL)

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Hunter hates Obama and doesn't make it a secret.

Hunter entering the race would be...fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (xBVv0)

129 Oh so you guys are not from a leftard part of the country where a goodly sum of people use Jew-rigged

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (fkeut)

130 No State shall . . . engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

Interesting reminder.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:51 PM (dK+Kv)

131 4 Thanks for your thoughts and the clips, Ace. I just cannot watch any clips of Kamala Harris. She makes me slightly nauseous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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A good pair of riding boots, jodhpurs, crop and appropriate top with some ribbons. That would do it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:51 PM (riU3n)

132 Harris/Buttplug 2028

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 12:52 PM (BMD3P)

133 Any state that assigns its electors out of alignment with their voters is in violation of the constitution. They gave their voters a choice, and then they deny the voters their choice.


The NPV is one of the most likely vectors for a real civil war.

Imagine the following...the state legislators of enough states to get to 270 EVs agree.

In the '28 or a future election the R candidate wants 270+ EVs but loses the popular vote based on fraud from CA.

Now VA, PA, or whatever states joined the NPV but won by the Republican have their state government send a slate of electors for the Democrat.

The current R congress rejects those Dem electors and acknowledges an alternate slate of R electors.

Both the R and D candidate declare victory. Then we get a 5-4 decision one way or other from the SC and the losing side decides to not back down...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)

134 I haven't voluntarily watched Obama say anything since around mid 2009. But thinking about it I have them all in the same category. That includes most Republicans. It's just that Oratfuck used to make me physically angry.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (fkeut)

135 132 Harris/Buttplug 2028

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 12:52 PM (BMD3P)

Sucking cock and taking it in the butt for Our Democracy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (dK+Kv)

136 107 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I wonder if they understand Kamala did not win the popular vote.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (hftzA)

I wonder if they realize that if the president were decided on popular vote that Republicans would then spend time and money in ca and NY to siphon off more red voters. Its not like this is done in a vaccuum.

Be funny if they forced that shit through and lost anyway.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Escyj)

137 This is going to be fun. Kumala vs AOC cage match

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (z2aPa)

138 In my memory, Trump ran in 2024 unopposed.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Av6i5)

139 136 I wonder if they realize that if the president were decided on popular vote that Republicans would then spend time and money in ca and NY to siphon off more red voters. Its not like this is done in a vaccuum.

Be funny if they forced that shit through and lost anyway.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Escyj)

=======

The ICE raids in NYC alone would be worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (xBVv0)

140 Kamala The Coconut seems to getting the dreaded "horseface." It's elongating by the day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

141 I wonder whether they understand...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Ahh...I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (2WIwB)

142 MS Now

President Trump to host 9 hour prayer ceremony for country to get back to it's Christian roots.


The stove fan is going so I don't know if MS Now thinks this is an amazing idea or a kick-ass amazing idea.

CNN - a reckoning on how Congress handles sexual harrassment claims.. Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)

143
Or an Article 5 convention, which would be political chaos on a level that we have never seen in America.
Posted by: The Equal Rights Amendment at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (iERP6)

Although I’m not opposed to an Article V convention, I don’t think that many realize that the inevitable result would be 3 or 4 successor states, all with their own constitutions.

The Republic of Greater Texas would be one of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (AnnNE)

144 I have no huge problem with any state doing stupid shit within their borders if that’s what their stupid shits vote for. I DO have a big problem with them trying to export their studity to the rest of the country though. Looking at you, California, you big pestilential sewer.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (Gqar8)

145 125 A Sikh robbed and stabbed an 18 year old university student multiple times. Police show up. The attacker claimed the university student had used racist language toward him. The police handcuffed the student, who soon bled to death.
____

We are getting a different class of Sikhs than we used to. We're getting all the sick Sikhs these days.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (riU3n)

146
I just read a terrible story out of Britain....




I'm ambivalent. Sad for the dead guy, but I'm not even sure where I misplaced my Giveashitometer, considering that this all happened in Limeystan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (y9nCu)

147 You know they'll try to do all these things, and you know a number of RINOs will help them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (E2lD7)

148 Wow, so thefts political "bench" consists of habitual fraudsters, fake and Gay governor who allows his state to burn every year, and this, not even close to black retard.. oh and AOC..

Holy

Shit

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (61TgR)

149 138 In my memory, Trump ran in 2024 unopposed.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Av6i5)

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There were a handful of alsorans who never had a serious shot.

The most prominent was DeSantis, but it was mostly people like Mark Sanford.

Trump won so easily that he should have run unopposed and everyone should have realized it a year earlier and saved their money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (xBVv0)

150 England don't exist anymore. Its an enslaved island, its occupants pussified, and god damn the king.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (snZF9)

Berserker be preachin'!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (xcxpd)

151 Kamala announces her new plan: Join the Labour Party, run for US President.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Av6i5)

152 Murkowski, Cassidy, McConnell, Tillis etc. would never let it happen.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (NpAcC)


A vibrant, Democrat leaning, SCOTUS is vital to the well being of the country. -- GOPe

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)

153 130 No State shall . . . engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

Interesting reminder.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:51 PM (dK+Kv)

South Carolina did not get the memo.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Gqar8)

154 At one level, Democracy is exceedingly idiotic. Churchill might have saved Western Civilization, but he was wrong on Democracy.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (zXS73)

It is the best one we've tried. IFF you have a moral and religious people who are adequately, properly educated. Of course, if you have that populace you can get almost any form of government and have it be good. But you can only sustain a free republic if the people are wise and motivated to use that wisdom.

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (kU0PQ)

155 I wonder if they understand Kamala did not win the popular vote.

Neither did Biden or probably Obama in '12. Well, if you only count living citizens.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

156 The most prominent was DeSantis, but it was mostly people like Mark Sanford.

Trump won so easily that he should have run unopposed and everyone should have realized it a year earlier and saved their money./i]

Honestly it is probably a good thing DeSantis ran.

If the Dems had murdered Trump in Butler I'd rather him then Haley (which is I assume what Biden was gunning for)

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

157 >>>Nope. All compacts between states, including the Popular Vote scheme require approval of Congress. It is in the Constitution. So state A cannot make a binding agreement with state B over electoral votes without Congress approving it.

Same as making DC a state. It requires a constitutional amendment and the Dems tried that in the 1970's at the peak of their power, they failed to get the number of states to ratify.

Article I, Section 10, Clause 3:

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .
Posted by: whig
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Dems get back in power, common law and Constitutional and the Republic are out the window.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:56 PM (riU3n)

158 Looks like Kamala has gotten a mini facelift and her eyebrows have not relaxed, plus her nose still looks swollen. That, plus whatever lighting she is using is garbage, her makeup isn’t done as well as normal, and the angle of the camera is very weird. All together this video is not her best. I know we have fought about this before, but she is an attractive woman. She is 61. She is just annoying.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (hftzA)

159 154

It is the best one we've tried. IFF you have a moral and religious people who are adequately, properly educated. Of course, if you have that populace you can get almost any form of government and have it be good. But you can only sustain a free republic if the people are wise and motivated to use that wisdom.
Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (kU0PQ)


You have identified the problem quite well.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (Gqar8)

160 140 Kamala The Coconut seems to getting the dreaded "horseface." It's elongating by the day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

Neigh! I think she looks better with age!

Posted by: John kerry at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (Escyj)

161 I'd like to see the lefties reason through this argument:

If we abolish the Electoral College, there is no incentive for red states to not report 100% of their votes for the Republican.
(Because blue states a) refuse to limit cheating and b) reported up to 110%+ participation in some precincts in 2020.)

See TX. vs. PA for why the Supreme Court says that's legal for states to do.

Population of states that voted for Trump: 186.4 million
Population of states that voted for Harris: 150.9 million



Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (73/SM)

162 They gerrymandered New England like 20 years ago so it doesn't count.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)


Adam smith (WA-9) has had his District changed three different times in the last 15 years just to keep him in office, and to open up a GOP safe district to take over by the dems.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (2WIwB)

163 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

They might. But they're certainly counting on the people not knowing.

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (kU0PQ)

164 Dems packing SCOTUS would mean civil war. It would be unavoidable. Chief Justice Affirmative Action Jackson and her four new DEI Monsters (with Sotomayer and Kagan in tow) would rewrite the Constitution and destroy the country. First Amendment? Doesn't protect hate speech. What's hate speech? Anything from the right. Second Amendment? Says "militia." Not in a militia? No guns allowed. You say you're in a militia? No, you're not. Next. Cheat by mail? Nationalized. Voter ID? Illegal. Racial gerrymanders? Required, up the ying yang. DC? 51st state. Puerto Rico? 52nd state. Amnesty? Rubber stamp. Open borders? Rubber stamp. Political prisons? Rubber stamp.

Posted by: That's why they want our guns at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (qUkBO)

165 I seem to recall the Dems ignoring the courts when convenient several times recently.

I don't expect they'd see any problem with telling "the Trump court" to go pound sand on any policy initiative they really wanted.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

166 I wonder if they realize that if the president were decided on popular vote that Republicans would then spend time and money in ca and NY to siphon off more red voters.

I’m pretty sure that legitimate votes would no longer matter under a national popular vote system. It would just be a matter of who could manufacture the most fraudulent votes from Dead Moose Junction or bleed them from the walls of the fifty-third precinct.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (EXyHK)

167 158 Looks like Kamala has gotten a mini facelift and her eyebrows have not relaxed, plus her nose still looks swollen. That, plus whatever lighting she is using is garbage, her makeup isn’t done as well as normal, and the angle of the camera is very weird. All together this video is not her best. I know we have fought about this before, but she is an attractive woman. She is 61. She is just annoying.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (hftzA)

The goatee is a nice addition.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (Escyj)

168 The left has entered Calvinball territory, and it will deem a SCOTUS ruling enough.

They will not be held to questions of process that slow them down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Which is why I think it likely a future president, perhaps Trump, perhaps someone later will have some nasty choices in front of them.

Democrats in office and their leftist core of activists are busy nailing their standard to the mast and refusing any institution that blocks them from total power. The other 3/4's of the US population has to decide whether to fight (hopefully politically) to crush this group or acquiesce (some might say submit) to the coup.

Not sanguine that the Dem leftists can be forced back in their box without a lot of drama, pain, and losses now.

And that is because normal Dem types are out declaring that they want us dead and justify seizing power by any means possible.

Use time left to us wisely because I don't think this current crop of violent and evil Democrats will stop short of ACW II.

Whether it is something like the Time of Troubles or much worse, it is out there and foreign countries like Qatar, China, etc. are egging it on to bring us down.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

169 Article I, Section 10, Clause 3:

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .


So if a D Congress says "Sure, PVC is cool with us," then what?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)

170 163 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)
____

NO, IT DOESN'T.

Posted by: Chief Justice Affirmative Action Jackson at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (qUkBO)

171 South Carolina did not get the memo.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Gqar


The presence of Fort Sumter was a de facto invasion of South Carolina's sovereignty.

Or something stupid like that...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (iERP6)

172 Dems should pushing the 20% side of every 80-20 issue.

I think a large majority are recognizing the con, and will vote their popular beliefs instead of submitting to the commie DEI insanity.

Just say NO, to 2+2=5

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (vbXSk)

173 Kamala The Coconut seems to getting the dreaded "horseface." It's elongating by the day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

***

And?...

Posted by: Jean Francois Kerry at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (affD0)

174 If we abolish the Electoral College, there is no incentive for red states to not report 100% of their votes for the Republican.

One of my great disappointments in recent years is that red states responded to the voter fraud with some moderate vote security measures.

Want to really fix vote fraud? Have a red county dump enough votes at 3 AM to take an election away from a Democrat for once

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

175 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:00 PM (JA4sW)

176 "They are spiking an autopsy of the election that gave us Trump 2.0. If party leaders won't take the steps required to rebuild ourselves into a winning coalition, we will take it into our own hands," former DNC Vice Chair David Hogg warned in a social media post at the time.

...



Please oh please oh please oh please put your eggs in the David Hogg basket.

PLEASE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:00 PM (JA4sW)

177 I think the GOPe would have fought hard for Haley, had the worst happened. A Unity Ticket to stop them murdering us. For the children.

I still don't know why DeSantis ended his campaign when he did. It was sudden and not clear at all. So she ended up with second most delegates and would have had the argument for being the nom. I think that was the plan.

To have her be the nom and get steamrolled by Kamala.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:00 PM (fkeut)

178 @78 Smell the Glove-lmao

Posted by: JROD at May 15, 2026 01:00 PM (Qc7+O)

179 171 South Carolina did not get the memo.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Gqar

The presence of Fort Sumter was a de facto invasion of South Carolina's sovereignty.

Or something stupid like that...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (iERP6)

All of that because they needed someone to cook their breakfasts and do the sweaty stuff.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (Gqar8)

180 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (AnnNE)

I'd like to see an electoral college system at the state level as well. That would preserve the voice of the conservative non-urban residents, which is why it will never be allowed. Can you imagine how different the country would be if they'd done that at the beginning?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (lFFaq)

181 Population of states that voted for Trump: 186.4 million
Population of states that voted for Harris: 150.9 million



Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I think it is going to matter more which side is willing to exercise power to stop their opponents more than population size. It has become a matter of national will just like the Cold War was except in a much weaker and less cohesive US when engaged in an internal struggle.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)

182 ===

There were a handful of alsorans who never had a serious shot.

The most prominent was DeSantis, but it was mostly people like Mark Sanford.

Trump won so easily that he should have run unopposed and everyone should have realized it a year earlier and saved their money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (xBVv0)

You overlooked the awesome vote getting machine that was Mike Pence.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (AnnNE)

183 Dems should pushing the 20% side of every 80-20 issue.

Its not hurting them as much as people might expect and I think the reason goes to the core of how leftwing people decide to vote.

Whatever issues and positions they claim to care about they actually don't. They want two things out of their vote: getting told my their betters they voted right, and getting PAID.

Nothing else matters, so supporting tranny grooming, important rape gangs, or throwing people in concentration camps for not getting the clot shot? All good as long as they get their Biden/Obama dollars and a gold star from the FNM...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

184 'You don't come here for the hunting, do you Kamala?'

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at May 15, 2026 01:02 PM (4ljtY)

185 Kamala Harris in 2024: "I think there's an obvious one in mind which is Iran. Iran has American blood on their hands." pic.twitter.com/G10WzkoXV2

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) April 19, 2026



This is why she's now 'persona non grata.'

Owebama gave Iran BILLIONS of our money. She said they're the enemy.

NO ONE goes against the Chocolate Jesus. NO ONE!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:03 PM (JA4sW)

186 She is 61. She is just annoying.
Posted by: Piper
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Her eyebrows are in the middle of her forehead and they are using a filter. The whole image is mechanically softened.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:03 PM (riU3n)

187 Kamala Toe is part of the CA machine, Obama the Chicago one.

Interesting that Biden's people picked her but I guess they were mostly forced to based on his statement he was going to pick a black woman

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

188 anyway, the whole "abolish the Electoral College" is just meaningless cope from losers who want to rant against the rules to excuse their failure to appeal to anyone outside of their narrow community.

"It's not our fault we're losers that nobody but other losers like--it's the Electoral College: It's racist an' shit and that's why we keep losing!"

I mean, do they even math how they're going to get to the 75% of states to pass the Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:04 PM (73/SM)

189 "Trump won so easily that he should have run unopposed and everyone should have realized it a year earlier and saved their money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

There is a whole industry around running losers.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 01:05 PM (vFG9F)

190 Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (hftzA)

In the right light she is not bad for a politician. But my God what an ugly human being she is. You know she has a lengthy trail of underlings and colleagues going back years who despise her to the core. I don't mean a few I mean most. Just a wretched seeming person who talks like a retard on top of everything else which makes her perfidy worse.

That takes away attractiveness points bigtime. It's like how a just better than average chick with the right attitude and nice hair can seem super cute.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:05 PM (fkeut)

191 So if a D Congress says "Sure, PVC is cool with us," then what?
Posted by: Oddbob
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Then allowed. But it would also take a president's signature according to Cuyler v. Adams, 449 U.S. 433 (1981).

It would still be treading the line constitutionally but I think if Congress and the President agreed to do it, then the Court would acquiesce. Wrongly, but I think they would invoke political question over it.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

192
These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

Be nice if we passed, oh I don't know, some election integrity legislation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

===============

I'm hoping that by the time they retake DC, they'll be substantially changed. Someone will have purged them of the hard socialists same as Bill Buckley reportedly purged the conservative movement of the John Birchers.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:06 PM (XJ22o)

193 And that is because normal Dem types are out declaring that they want us dead and justify seizing power by any means possible.

Use time left to us wisely because I don't think this current crop of violent and evil Democrats will stop short of ACW II.

Whether it is something like the Time of Troubles or much worse, it is out there and foreign countries like Qatar, China, etc. are egging it on to bring us down.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

If the left acts badly enough, we can find our own Bukele to take care of them. But the left is disorganized and stupid; they’re more of a disease than anything else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 01:06 PM (AnnNE)

194 I liked the Twitter nickname I saw for Harris. Que Mala Eres? Which means, " Why are you so bad?"

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

195 David Hogg reminds me of that little twerp bastard that everyone hated in GOT

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (mZy46)

196 You overlooked the awesome vote getting machine that was Mike Pence.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I hear he won the fly vote.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)

197 "It's not our fault we're losers that nobody but other losers like--it's the Electoral College: It's racist an' shit and that's why we keep losing!"

I mean, do they even math how they're going to get to the 75% of states to pass the Constitutional Amendment?


If we did elections as straight up popular vote, the big blue shitties would hold their counts until they knew how many to produce and then do so. Every single election.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

198 No State shall . . . engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

Interesting reminder.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:51 PM (dK+Kv)

South Carolina did not get the memo.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Gqar

They told the garrison to leave. The garrison refused. Presto, change-o. Invasion!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (iNUL3)

199 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

The second half calls into question whether "political solutions" will in any way shape or form forfend disaster. I do not believe they can.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (OUMaO)

200 "Our Democratocracy", the "crato" is silent.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (Fi81e)

201 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

Can't really beat The Swalla

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (fkeut)

202 196 Ha!

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (N8ZBc)

203
Interesting that Biden's people picked her but I guess they were mostly forced to based on his statement he was going to pick a black woman

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)



Joke was on him. She ain't black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (JA4sW)

204 David Hogg reminds me of that little twerp bastard that everyone hated in GOT

Posted by: melodicmetal


David Hogg is a Temu Shia LeBoef.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (OUMaO)

205 South Carolina has always been the odd man, the trouble maker. It was a pain in Jackson's ass. It was only by his personal dominance that they didn't start the war during his administration. - Dumbasses they are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (riU3n)

206 Cratocracy has the biggest political tent of all.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (N8ZBc)

207
she is an attractive woman. She is 61. She is just annoying.
Posted by: Piper

===============

Obama called her "by far the best looking attorney general in the country."

It would be funny if her Republican opponent found some context to repeat this line in a campaign or debate.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (XJ22o)

208 My belief is that this summer is going to be insane in the inner cities and the vast majority of independents will move to the Republicans out of horror.
The number of criminals, the loss of a lot of fed government money and the general incompetence of the inner city governments will lead to hell. Add in the illegals congregating in "sanctuary cities" and boom!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (gu0hJ)

209 I do like them spazzing out and jerking off over the idea of AOC.

"She's so accomplished!"
"She's such a powerful speaker!"
Etc., etc.

Yes, yes, give in to that stupidity:
1) she's never won a contested race since her first win
2) Davos happened, no matter how many of them pretend it didn't
3) fundraising from fools is not a measure of actual, broad appeal.
4) she still ain't black. No matter how many black churches she "preachifies" at with a sudden, new-found Southern accent and cadence.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (73/SM)

210 David Hogg reminds me of that little twerp bastard that everyone hated in GOT

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (mZy46)



David Hogg is the Wesley Crusher of Game of Thrones?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (JA4sW)

211 Every Democrat faction; from the "Olde Guard" to the "Squad" has a pollster on their payroll to push whatever narrative they're paid to push. Not a thing being pushed today, poll wise, is reflective of reality in the party.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (jehhT)

212 If the left acts badly enough, we can find our own Bukele to take care of them. But the left is disorganized and stupid; they’re more of a disease than anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The lesson of such things is that the perceived losing side ALWAYS seeks foreign alliances. South damn near got it with the UK and France except the people of those countries strongly opposed it. US got it with France in the Revolutionary War with UK and plenty of foreign interference in the French and Russian Revolutions, and Spanish Civil Wars.

We have not seen a civil war yet in a nuclear power but the potential here is pretty awful. Swalwell was a canary in the coal mine with their hideous thinking. To them, it is better to destroy the US than for them to lose power forever.

Never underestimate fanaticism as a factor.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)

213 205 South Carolina has always been the odd man, the trouble maker. It was a pain in Jackson's ass. It was only by his personal dominance that they didn't start the war during his administration. - Dumbasses they are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (riU3n)

=====

Jackson actually gave into SC.

He backed down from the conflict and got Congress to reopen the debate on tariffs that were the source of SC's beef in the 1830s.

This gave SC the impression that it had veto power over federal policy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (xBVv0)

214
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

JUST NOW: Rep. STEVE COHEN (D-TN) is DROPPING OUT of his reelection campaign, after his cheated-in racially-drawn Tennessee district got removed

Cohen, who has been in the discriminatory seat for 2 DECADES, is officially DONE

Temu Obama Hakeem is having another horrible Friday!

9R-0D map taking full effect, time to replace him with a Republican.

The rest of the South needs to finish strong. KEEP REDRAWING.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (NpAcC)

215 >>she is an attractive woman.


She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (4ljtY)

216 "David Hogg is a Temu Shia LeBoef."

David Hogg picking drunk fights in New Orleans bars. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (N8ZBc)

217
"They are spiking an autopsy of the election that gave us Trump 2.0. If party leaders won't take the steps required to rebuild ourselves into a winning coalition, we will take it into our own hands," former DNC Vice Chair David Hogg warned in a social media post at the time.

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I'm not sure what this means. What exactly is he threatening?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (XJ22o)

218 215 >>she is an attractive woman.


She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (4ljtY)

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She was a Waffle House 6 forty years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (xBVv0)

219 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (riU3n)

First I ever heard of the civil war almost starting 30 years earlier was reading Democracy in America as an adult. There is a lot of history schools don't teach.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (lFFaq)

220 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

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Before Trump came in, we were *1* SCOTUS voteaway from the idea that the Congress could compel economic action as part of regulation of commerce.

RGB's argument to Roberts, who was the swing vote was: Aw C'mon!

Roberts "tax" fig leaf, saved us from that.

We've been close before. If the Dems win again, we will be close again.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (Fi81e)

221 Joke was on him. She ain't black.

That was one of the most surreal part of the campaign.

When she ran for Senate the FNM profile Kamala as the most important Indian (dot) pol in the country, which was arguably true. Her mother was Indian and she had a collection of Indian groups pushing her.

And then when Biden needed her to be black, well, her father was half black so she was suddenly no longer Indian!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

222 She looks like Mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (XvL8K)

223 I'm hoping that by the time they retake DC,...
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
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Fatalist

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (riU3n)

224 208 My belief is that this summer is going to be insane in the inner cities and the vast majority of independents will move to the Republicans out of horror.
The number of criminals, the loss of a lot of fed government money and the general incompetence of the inner city governments will lead to hell. Add in the illegals congregating in "sanctuary cities" and boom!
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Dunno. Not up to me whether we get a Boogaloo this summer. You would have to ring up Soros and his ilk.

A floating criminal Democrat population is always capable of igniting a place whenever their paymasters on the left want it so.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)

225 The only thing Kamala is packing is her cheeks with donor cock.

Rake it all in, honey, and take the money and run.

She acknowledges that she don't want the job. Unless she wants to burn down the country. I don't believe that she's that evil.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (D1E+2)

226 That takes away attractiveness points bigtime. It's like how a just better than average chick with the right attitude and nice hair can seem super cute.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026

Oh for sure. She has a very ugly heart. She believes strongly in her own BS, which is always problematic. I think it takes some level of narcissism to be a politician. She is off the charts. .

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (p4NUW)

227 The police arrest the English guy for racially abusing the Punjabi and bleeds out while the police are figuring out what to do.
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Slavery is preferable to freedom; better dead than racist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (73/SM)

228 I guess they were mostly forced to based on his statement he was going to pick a black woman

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

I think you will find he made that statement because she was already chosen. It softened the blow because otherwise it would have been a huge surprise that made zero sense.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (fkeut)

229 She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (4ljtY)



I have to agree here.

Where she may've been decent in the days of her leaving makeup imprints on Willie Brown's crotch, she hit a wall a long time ago and I'm just not into jowls on a woman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (JA4sW)

230 The lesson of such things is that the perceived losing side ALWAYS seeks foreign alliances./i]

I imagine in a real civil war scenario the Dems get aid and soldiers from: China, the EU, and Canada.

We get...maybe...Japan.

And India could decide to pick either side or none.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

231
the autopsy would skip analyzing whether then-President Joe Biden should have run for re-election in 2024 and would pass on judging key decisions made by Harris and her team, after she replaced Biden

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That's like doing an autopsy on someone who died of multiple organ failure and not analyzing the heart, brain, and liver.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:14 PM (XJ22o)

232 She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.


Well, you gotta compare within peer groups. She's much better looking than, say, Dick Cheney.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:14 PM (vTZFs)

233 Meh, Kamala is good looking...on the outside...for 61.

But full of bile, wine, and STDs on the inside...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)

234 Chasten and I love to watch Mitch Miller and sing along.

Posted by: Pete, Following The Bouncing Ball at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (oftw2)

235 215
She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026

I was wondering if that would summon you, lol. When I said we, you knew I meant you. But if this is the only thing we fight about, we are good.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (p4NUW)

236
And then when Biden needed her to be black, well, her father was half black so she was suddenly no longer Indian!!!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)



Her dad was 1/2 Jamaican black, so not one ounce of African American black in her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (JA4sW)

237 but she is an attractive woman.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (hftzA)
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Always agreed.

I think it's my artist self-training that allows me to appreciate form totally apart from personality.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

238 =====

Jackson actually gave into SC.

He backed down from the conflict and got Congress to reopen the debate on tariffs that were the source of SC's beef in the 1830s.

This gave SC the impression that it had veto power over federal policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Say what you will.
A lesser man than Jackson and we would have had war.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (riU3n)

239 I've seen projections of what the '24 election looks like in the house and senate if Biden stayed in the race. And it would have been good...very good.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

240 Dems are ready for a full revolution.

GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.

All you need to know about the two parties.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (f5ZdA)

241 >>I was wondering if that would summon you, lol. When I said we, you knew I meant you. But if this is the only thing we fight about, we are good.


I do enjoy some properly prepared Kale. Not gonna lie.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (4ljtY)

242 GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.


Note...with 53 Senators.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

243 238
Say what you will.
A lesser man than Jackson and we would have had war.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (riU3n)

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Jackson should have hung John C. Calhoun in 1832.

Had he, we might have avoided the Civil War.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM (xBVv0)

244 You overlooked the awesome vote getting machine that was Mike Pence.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (AnnNE)


Did someone say vote getting machines?

Posted by: ACME Machines -Dominion Division at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM (2WIwB)

245 Kamala of Jamaica - The Face that Launched a Thousand Nips.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM (Gqar8)

246 Her dad was 1/2 Jamaican black, so not one ounce of African American black in her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (JA4sW)
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The Jamaican's get their blackness from Africa, though, don't they? It's from the African slaves imported to work on the plantations, I believe.

She's probably approximately as black of the "White Hispanic", George Zimmerman.

But she filled Biden's DEI niche.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM (Fi81e)

247 Kamala of Jamaica - The Face that Launched a Thousand Nips.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM



Judge Ito hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (JA4sW)

248 That's like doing an autopsy on someone who died of multiple organ failure and not analyzing the heart, brain, and liver.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:14 PM (XJ22o)

It was Covid. Duh.

And Hantavirus.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (iNUL3)

249 Jackson actually gave into SC.

He backed down from the conflict and got Congress to reopen the debate on tariffs that were the source of SC's beef in the 1830s.

This gave SC the impression that it had veto power over federal policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Like most things, it was a compromise. Jackson really did not want to start an earlier Civil War and South Carolina got a political reconsideration of the Tariffs of Abomination. It would be as if you are blaming your namesake for not going to Hartford and arresting all the New Englanders involved in that Secession Conference in the War of 1812.

Usually if you put down a marker that the political game is no longer to be tolerated, like Charles II trying to arrest his parliamentary opposition, then the only recourse by those resisting is violence.

Same goes for international affairs. Whether the cause for violence is righteous or not is the judgment of history, not the participants at the time.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (E4rtv)

250 So I made the crepe.

Didn't rest after, but cooked strait away. Wasn't at all tired -- I must by much stronger the the Frenchies.

My crepe was a little lumpy though, so I'll give them that.

(Sorry, I had to finish the joke I started above.) Apologies to all who had to read this.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (0MFDl)

251 GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.
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Note...with 53 Senators.


And 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)

252 Uh oh . Since the Hantavirus outbreak doesn't seem to be causing a COVID like panic, we now have a new outbreak.
Ebola outbreak has killed 65 in Africa. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (gu0hJ)

253 Oh hey, Ebola in the Congo.

Something else for the media to spasm over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (BMD3P)

254 Also Biden's announcement preempted the fact that she's not even black.

"I'm gonna pick a black woman." Picks her. End of "is she black" conversation because their whole side will play along anyway.

Except Trump didn't care. He stood in a room full of blacks and challenged it outright. Such gigantic balls.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (fkeut)

255 GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.


Note...with 53 Senators.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)
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Note: Cloture vote used to be a vote when people decide that everybody understood their position and there was no more need for discussion.

This is in no way what goes on any longer in the Senate. 90% of Senators know which way they would vote, so we should have a 90% cloture vote, if the Senators were honest.

When 60% of the Senate is pretty sure about how they'd vote, the simple majority wins.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)

256
1) she's never won a contested race since her first win

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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AOC? She has. In fact, she beat another hot Dem Latina.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (XJ22o)

257 251 GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.
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Note...with 53 Senators.

And 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)

The only thing I can think of is that he’sgeting paid off somehow.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar8)

258 I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)



He is bought and paid for. Period.

He has the opportunity to pass the most sought after law by the populace in generations and the asshole his f*cking sitting on his hands.

He needs to be put to pasture ASAP. He's a RINO of the highest order and should be punished for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (JA4sW)

259 I think the best part about all their faggot-ass loser ideas is that each starts with:
" ... and Republicans can't do anything to stop us!"

Every red state will leave the Union under your ideas.

And all your ranting and protest and votes will do fuck-all to stop them.
And your precious cities will starve in the dark long before you muster an army.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (73/SM)

260 I saw Ebola in the Congo open for the Nairobi Trio at Rick's back in the day.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (LxER7)

261 Oh hey, Ebola in the Congo.

Something else for the media to spasm over.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (BMD3P)

***

That's like saying piranha in the Amazon.
But yeah, the media is going to keep at it until they give the dems the next mask mandate crisis.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (2WIwB)

262 And 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.

Eliminate vote fraud and in '26 the GOP gets the house (by more then 40 seats), and a 60+ majority in the Senate.

Thune gets replaced by a MAGA type as majority leader and the new GOP congress goes and does a bunch of things that Thune's clients don't want - like restricting H1Bs ...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

263 249 Usually if you put down a marker that the political game is no longer to be tolerated, like Charles II trying to arrest his parliamentary opposition, then the only recourse by those resisting is violence.

Same goes for international affairs. Whether the cause for violence is righteous or not is the judgment of history, not the participants at the time.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (E4rtv)

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All I know is that SC objected to tariffs passed by Congress, and their tantrum led to Congress taking up the issue again.

This victory created the fire-eaters who, alongside Calhoun (who, of course, died before the war), led the charge towards secession instead of compromise.

As much as the Missouri Compromise, I blame Jackson for the Civil War.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (xBVv0)

264 239 I've seen projections of what the '24 election looks like in the house and senate if Biden stayed in the race. And it would have been good...very good.
Posted by: 18-1

I think it might have been more that no one really wanted to fight and die for the Biden junta as the leaders could hardly come out of the shadows and reveal they had been running ole Pudding brain's administration. I think the left is angry and united enough now to simply blow through the institutions and customs preventing open warfare.

Trump is putting an intolerable toll on their illegal immigration operations and remember, the Democrats in the Civil War acted before Lincoln and Congress could put any restraints on their spread of slavery.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:22 PM (E4rtv)

265 The term "filibuster" did not come into wide use until the 1850s, derived from a Dutch word for "pirate," to describe lawmakers "stealing" time.
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Makes sense.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)

266 And 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)

The only thing I can think of is that he’sgeting paid off somehow.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar
***

Or the pictures are really damning.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 01:22 PM (2WIwB)

267 253 Oh hey, Ebola in the Congo.

Something else for the media to spasm over.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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What slaughtered Christians?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:23 PM (riU3n)

268 Diogenes,

He's wearing a pink tutu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 01:24 PM (BMD3P)

269 Did they do something to her nose? Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:24 PM (f5Y1D)

270 203 Joke was on him. She ain't black.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (JA4sW)

25% - Not Black.

50% - The most feral wide nosed Gorilla to ever murder an innocent white person.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (FpHTM)

271 Her dad was 1/2 Jamaican black, so not one ounce of African American black in her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (JA4sW)

I disagree

Posted by: Willie Brown at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (fkeut)

272 She's got an incentive to get Rage Clicks: She's fallen far behind in the polls for the Democrat nomination.

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aw...

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)

273 The left has entered Calvinball territory, and it will deem a SCOTUS ruling enough.
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LOL, remember when President Otto Penn, via a tweet, "deemed" the Equal Rights Amendment passed?

And all the lefties couldn't rub that donkey shit on themselves fast enough, all squirting out in glee?

See also cartel judges citing the dissent of SCOTUS opinions as binding authority.

Yup. Rules mean jack shit to them.
But somehow, all their plans rely upon everyone else following the rules ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (73/SM)

274 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)
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This is how you know you're living in a lip-service "democracy" : The ~50% of politicians prattling on about "democracy" can't allow a 80% publicly-supported idea to pass.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:26 PM (Fi81e)

275 No, I think Ebola slaughters everyone it can.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 01:26 PM (BMD3P)

276 Her dad was 1/2 Jamaican black, so not one ounce of African American black in her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (JA4sW)

She's African by injection.
- W. Brown

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 01:26 PM (iNUL3)

277 269 Did they do something to her nose? Yikes.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:24

See my comment on this somewhere up there.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:26 PM (pZEOD)

278 I disagree
Posted by: Willie Brown at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (fkeut)

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hahahaaaaahhhha

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (f5Y1D)

279 I think the left is angry and united enough now to simply blow
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:22 PM


I'm tanned. Rested. Ready!

Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! David Hogg! 2036! at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)

280 “I'm gonna pick a black woman." Picks her. End of "is she black" conversation because their whole side will play along anyway”

What was so hilarious, such pronouncements from on high are actually highly fucking illegal. Numerous, myriad Federal laws are very clear on this.

Absolutely illegal every which way to Sunday. But of course the cucks in government can’t be bothered by such trivialities.

This was not the design or intent of “Affirmative Action”, by the way, an end run around the 1964 civil rights law passed by Congress.

It’s been queered to force completely unqualified “minorities” into positions they are not remotely qualified. This is considered progress. Cultural Regression more like it.

I guarantee there are highly qualified black females that would be a great addition to the Courts. But, they aren’t brain dead Liberals, thus they are excluded. Discriminated against, you might say.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (p9bn0)

281 She is most beautiful camel.

Posted by: Mo Mo Mo at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (vFG9F)

282 I'm imagining a universe in while Kamala Harris played Dave Chappelle's character in Half-Baked.

"Well I be from Jamaica. Lordamercy."
"What part of Jamaica?"
"Right neer de beech. BoyEEEEE!!!"

Posted by: And then she sucked Samson's dick at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (TbWk/)

283 Golden brown
Texture like sunlight
Lays me down, with my mind she runs
Throighout the night, without a fight
Never a frown with Golden Brown

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (wBaIH)

284 Seriously AOC is the leading dem candidate and Buttieg and Newsom close behind?

It's like they went to a retard store and there was a sale on super retards and they bought as many as they could.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (qrzX6)

285 The left has entered Calvinball territory, and it will deem a SCOTUS ruling enough.
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Leftism, including it's fascist variant, is nihilistic.

As long as nothing is definitely true, get what you want.

And when you can you dress it up as what a majority of citizens at least should want. Because non-nihilists have some sort of "principle", and it's important to justify what you want under something that looks like a "principle".

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

286 Some good news:

This is Fed Chair, Jerome Powell's last day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:29 PM (riU3n)

287 Jamaican black people come from west Africa originally as well.

My point was really that she had been presented as America's most important India pol when she was 50% Indian ethnically, but somehow became black overnight when she was only 25%.

Now I don't care. Black, Indian, White, whatever, she supports terrible things politically. But if we are playing the media's game about the importance of race she's Indian not Black. Hell, she's as much white as she is black.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

288 She is most beautiful camel.
Posted by: Mo Mo Mo at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (vFG9F)
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She's as Beautiful as a Foot.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)

289 Barky was African American by injection also

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (gu0hJ)

290 "non-nihilist"

AI sez "The opposite of a nihilist is someone who believes life has inherent meaning, purpose, or objective value, often described as an existentialist, affirmist, or essentialist." IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (N8ZBc)

291 284 Seriously AOC is the leading dem candidate and Buttieg and Newsom close behind?

It's like they went to a retard store and there was a sale on super retards and they bought as many as they could.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (qrzX6)


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I couldn't have said it better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (f5Y1D)

292 This is Fed Chair, Jerome Powell's last day.


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Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (GD0B3)

293 An Army Medical nurse told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it is somewhat self limiting in terms of a epidemic or at least pandemic. It kills everyone so quickly, it tends to burn out before reaching critical mass. I guess that’s “good” for some values of good.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 01:31 PM (p9bn0)

294 nood

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (N8ZBc)

295 Leftism, including it's fascist variant, is nihilistic.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM


Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Axeman, at least it's an ethos.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (0sNs1)

296 Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (E4rtv)
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It's ironic that the "Father of the Democratic Party" was so much closer in almost every way to the "tyrant" they accuse Trump of being.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:33 PM (Fi81e)

297 287 Jamaican black people come from west Africa originally as well.

My point was really that she had been presented as America's most important India pol when she was 50% Indian ethnically, but somehow became black overnight when she was only 25%.

Now I don't care. Black, Indian, White, whatever, she supports terrible things politically. But if we are playing the media's game about the importance of race she's Indian not Black. Hell, she's as much white as she is black.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

She's black when it is perceived to giver her status.

Same thing with a certain half-white queer former president who is the most absurd Oreo in public life.

Posted by: Blacker Than Shaun King at May 15, 2026 01:33 PM (nlMtB)

298 AOC - bartender who spouts Marxist BS
Buttgiggle - incompetent mayor and sec of transportation
Newsom - pretty boy, incompetent, grifter
Kamala - drunk and stupid
And yet the Dem sheep will vote for any one of e

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:33 PM (gu0hJ)

299 Before Trump came in, we were *1* SCOTUS vote away from the idea that the Congress could compel economic action as part of regulation of commerce.
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We were also one vote away from gutting the 1st Amendment.

"Fake news" was coined by Hillary as laying the groundwork for FEC and FCC regulations on all news and news commentary.

I guarantee hidden in those agencies are reams of rules that would require licensing, registration and KYC on all news/new-related websites.
By 2020, it would be basically illegal to say or write anything conservative.
They would have rolled to super-majorities in Congress on that.

And Garland was that vote.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (73/SM)

300 "Kamala Harris just told black women they should stop being the loyal backbone of the Democratic Party out of civic duty and start demanding 'I’m going to get mine also!'
“I' think it’s okay for us to be a bit transactional, too,'” Harris said. “'And just say, I’m going to get mine also!'”

Also Kamala Harris, this time to her, er, "political mentor" Willie Brown: "Our relationship was transactional and the transaction is over."

Brown's long string of young female protegees who got plum commission appointments and the like when their transactions were over was an open secret among Left politicians in the San Francisco Bay Area. Traces could be seen in the media, but very little actual reporting was done.

Posted by: Peter B at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (VTbl0)

301 An Army Medical nurse told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it is somewhat self limiting in terms of a epidemic or at least pandemic. It kills everyone so quickly, it tends to burn out before reaching critical mass. I guess that’s “good” for some values of good.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Clancy wrote a book in that vein, 'Rainbow Six'. Synopsis:

" Horizon Corporation's CEO John Brightling as part of his secret radical environmentalist plot, "the Project". Viewing humanity as a "disease" for causing environmental destruction, Brightling plans to wipe out nearly all of humanity using a modified strain of the Ebola virus"

Scary shit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (XeU6L)

302 Democrats:
Oh come-on! You cannot blame former POTUS Joey Biden for losing Kamala's election. Joe wasn't even mentally there. And that was the purpose of the Biden administration's handlers.
They used Biden's autopen to change our citizens' government that our ancestors fought for dearly. They had free reign over destroying our U.S. government to make it Socialist. A Democracy (mob rule) is a path to Socialism, whereby a Republic as defined by our citizens' Constitution of the U.S. gives a balanced statistical weighting to all States' citizens.
"A Republic, if you can keep it.", Benjamin Franklin, 1787

Posted by: John at May 15, 2026 01:41 PM (0DsdP)

303 Donald J. Harris, Jamaican, and Shyamala Gopalan Harris, India. Jamaicans don't call themselves black. Only in America from S.F call girl to vice president of the United States.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 15, 2026 01:42 PM (GL+EM)

304 I have discussed the EC with a bog standard liberal whack job - “Would you want NYC and LA to decide all our elections?”

He paused a second, and confidently said “Yes”. Hm. Crazy, but that’s what you’re up against.”

It always amazes that people think this is some new idea, when all of this was argued out at great length during the 1787 Constitutional Convention. The big states, notably New York, wanted direct election from the start. The small population members said “no way, we’re not joining any union if this is the deal, and there’s 9 of us and only 4 of you.”

Why don’t we allow direct election of the President? Because now, as then, this Union breaks up and is over if any group tries it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (AnnNE)

we need something like that at the state level - cities and burbs can dominate the rest of the state otherwise. Look at the Gerrymanders where none of them think twice of totally disenfranchising the rural areas at the national level.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 01:47 PM (8avO+)

305 284 Seriously AOC is the leading dem candidate and Buttieg and Newsom close behind?

It's like they went to a retard store and there was a sale on super retards and they bought as many as they could.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (qrzX6)


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I couldn't have said it better.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (f5Y1D)

The power brokers need the retards to be the front men, so the dumber the better.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 01:49 PM (8avO+)

306 Kamala looks WHITE in these videos. Has she been dipping into Michael Jackson’s bleach cream?

Posted by: Deborah Hamilton at May 15, 2026 03:14 PM (QrgRG)

307 Kamala is pale because Trump is choking off the NGO funding that kept the Democrat organized crime organization alive. Dem pols are literally struggling to keep food on the table.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 15, 2026 03:17 PM (GPa4z)

308 So she wants a Politburo, the United States to have its own little Quebec/Belgium, and last but not least, wants the United States to have a unitary government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 03:26 PM (T6aVk)

309 What I really don't understand is why you need to "brainstorm" ways to end the Electoral College. For one, the Democrat run states have already come up with their brilliant idea, which is to allocate their electoral votes to whoever wins the popular vote. Of course, if enough states ever sign onto it to put it into play, it will be found immediately unconstitutional, but whatever.

Because the real reason you don't need to "brainstorm" is because the only way to do it is to get 2/3 of Congress and 38 states (LOL!) to agree to amending the constitution

Posted by: deadrody at May 15, 2026 03:28 PM (vgB0v)

310 .
CumAllahLa ! ! !

Posted by: Marooned at May 15, 2026 07:54 PM (kt8QE)

THE MORNING RANT: Buck Shots – 5/15/2025

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Electric Airline Fails Before Its First Flight

A start-up venture promising to take existing airplanes, retrofit them with hydrogen-electric engines, and start a new passenger airline, has predictably gone into liquidation. This is bad news for the suckers who already invested, but as I’ve said before, the people losing their money in green investments are almost begging that someone swindle them out of their money. I might be a wealthier man if my moral compass didn’t prevent me from being that someone, because I know exactly who the marks are.

“UK’s first ‘electric airline’ collapses: What the EcoJet liquidation means for passengers and staff” [The International News – 5/06/2026]

The promoter and founder, Dale Vince, is a financial supporter of Britain’s Labor party, as well as being a supporter of the eco-terrorist group “Just Stop Oil.

Despite the setback, Mr. Vince voiced confidence about the eventual success of electric flight, adding: “This is a vital frontier in the move to net zero, green living, whatever you choose to call it- and it’s absolutely doable.”

I have zero confidence in “the eventual success of electric flight,” but I have every confidence that promoters of electric flight will continue to bring new ideas to market to fleece the same “socially responsible” investors again and again.

*****

Capital One’s SEC Filing Acknowledges the Litigation Peril from its Debanking of Conservatives

In Capitol One Bank’s latest quarterly 10-Q filing to the Securities and Exchange Commission, it has acknowledged that there is material litigation risk from its actions in debanking associates of Donald Trump during the Biden administration.

Fair Access to Banking: Capital One is responding to demands and requests from various federal agencies regarding “fair access to banking,” including those resulting from Executive Order 14331 “Guaranteeing Fair Banking for All Americans,” which directed government agencies to review financial institutions’ policies and practices for providing, maintaining, or discontinuing financial products or services to certain clients or potential clients, and a civil lawsuit filed by the Donald J. Trump Revocable Trust and several affiliated corporate entities against Capital One, which is pending in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida.

As documented in a widely distributed piece titled Capital One Flags Debanking Fight in Quarterly Filing, ”the Trump Organization sued Capital One, alleging the bank closed some 300 Trump-linked accounts because it believed ‘the political tide at the moment favored doing so.’”

I’ve no doubt that the money center banks received inappropriate pressure from the Biden administration to help crush Trump and other political adversaries of the Obama’s puppet regime. But I also doubt that the executives pushed back at all. In fact, I believe they were glad to be an enforcement arm of the government’s vendetta against Trump and his supporters. When Donald Trump publicly shamed Bank of America CEO for his complicity in debanking conservatives, Brian Moynihan could only sputter about “over-regulation,” because he could not deny the well-documented fact that BofA debanked conservatives without ever providing a reason. There really need to be consequences for what was quite literally fascist behavior between big banks and the federal government.

*****

Gas-Powered Cars Don’t Lose 40% of their Range in 20° Weather

With the “EV transition” circling the drain, there is so much to cover that I haven’t done an EV Roundup for some time, mainly because I don’t know where to start. I have dozens of possible stories. As usual, there are exploding cars, failing EV companies, and puzzled CEOs acknowledging that they misjudged EV demand, etc.

At this point, with there being a grudging acknowledgement from even the most passionate EV-pushers that consumers have rejected electric vehicles, it’s important to remind everyone the story isn’t just about consumer taste in engine types. Consumers have rejected EVs because they are ill-suited to the job of being a multi-purpose daily-driver for the majority of Americans who cannot buy a Tesla as a boutique 2nd family car.

“AAA data shows that EVs and hybrids lose up to 40 percent of their range in 20-degree weather” [AutoBlog – 5/05/2026]

The electric vehicle revolution was supposed to conquer the elements; instead, the elements conquered it. The industry has spent billions optimizing aerodynamics and fast-charging curves, but the latest data from the AAA exposes a significant problem: electric and hybrid vehicles are still fundamentally failing the temperature test.

When the mercury drops to 20°F, electric vehicles lose an agonizing 39 percent of their driving range and suffer a 35.6 percent collapse in overall efficiency. For the everyday commuter, this is not merely a logistical headache; it is a direct financial penalty.

20° temperatures are common well into the South. Temperatures far below 20° are a normal part of winter in much of the country. An EV that loses about half of its range in a mid-winter cold snap is just simply not an option for tens of millions of drivers.

But as AAA points out, the catastrophic loss of range in freezing weather is also very expensive, because so much more charging is necessary. The additional electricity usage costs on average $32 per 1,000 miles above normal for those who can charge at home. If forced to use public chargers, the cost is an additional $77 per 1,000 miles.

Despite all this, General Motor’s CEO Mary Barra stated in an interview two weeks ago with Fox News’ Brian Baier that she is still committed to an all-EV future and that “EVs are the end game.” GM’s board has got to take action soon to relieve the company of Barra’s deluded eco-agenda and put a competent auto person back in charge.

*****

DExit update

A majority of Fortune 500 companies are headquartered in Delaware due to its business-friendly legal system and chancery courts.

But in 2024, a left-wing chancery judge decided to arrogate unto herself the authority to determine Elon Musk’s Tesla compensation, supplanting the decision-making role of Tesla’s board. The media and Democrats cheered, because Elon was becoming Trump-friendly and they wanted Musk punished. The business community, however, realized a scary precedent had been set, and their companies might be next. The “DExit” began.

Nevada and Texas have been the primary destinations for companies moving their headquarters, especially for companies whose leaders/founders have Trump-friendly political beliefs that might be subject to chancery court persecution in Delaware. These companies include Pershing Square (Bill Ackman) and Andreesen Horowitz (Marc Andreesen.)

Michael Dell just made a similar move to get out of Delaware before it’s too late.

“Dell Technologies Board Unanimously Recommends Redomestication to Texas” [Press Release – Dell Technologies – 5/04/2026]

Round Rock, Texas - Dell Technologies (NYSE: DELL) today announced that its Board of Directors has unanimously approved changing the jurisdiction of Dell Technologies’ state of incorporation from Delaware to its home state of Texas.

Delaware was sitting on a gold mine but (pardon the mixed metaphor) it decided to kill the golden goose by letting activists in judicial robes go on political vendettas against corporations not sufficiently obedient to the left.

*****

No Way-mo!

I’ve been a skeptic of self-driving cars. After a few weeks of Waymos gone wild in Texas, I’m even more of a skeptic now.

In Austin last week, a Waymo decided to use the oncoming traffic lane as a turn lane, even though it was completely across a double yellow line.



Meanwhile, in Dallas a Waymo at a red light decided that rather than wait for the light to turn green, it would just slowly creep into the intersection until traffic cleared enough for it to fully enter the intersection, despite the red light.



Also in Austin, Waymos were seen driving into flooded roads, and then stopping in the flooded roadways. Video is at this link.

Even more terrifying, during heavy rains in San Antonio in late April, a Waymo drove into floodwaters and was swept away! Fortunately the Waymo was unoccupied at the time.

“Waymo temporarily suspends San Antonio operations after vehicle swept away by floodwaters” [Fox 7 Austin – 4/21/2026]

Waymo suspended service in San Antonio, and it has finally issued a broader recall due to its self-driving cars’ inability to identify standing water on roadways.

“Waymo recalls 3,800 robotaxis after glitch allowed some vehicles to ‘drive into standing water’” [CNBC – 5/12/2026]

I will not be getting in a self-driving taxi any time in the near future.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 I'd have strong reservations about getting on a battery powered airplane.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 11:01 AM (jehhT)

2 Yeehaw!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 11:01 AM (X8xt3)

3 Our energy grid couldn't handle EVs before data centers, how the hell are they supposed to handle them going forard?


I know, I know, they knew this going into the mandates and it is designed to make cars obsolete.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 11:03 AM (X8xt3)

4 "Meanwhile, in Dallas a Waymo at a red light decided that rather than wait for the light to turn green, it would just slowly creep into the intersection until traffic cleared enough for it to fully enter the intersection, despite the red light."

Heh. That's a regular Maryland driver trick.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 11:03 AM (LxER7)

5 >>Waymo suspended service in San Antonio, and it has finally issued a broader recall due to its self-driving cars’ inability to identify standing water on roadways.


Headline: 'Smart Cars' Not So Smart, Experts

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 11:04 AM (X8xt3)

6 >This is bad news for the suckers who already invested, but as I’ve said before, the people losing their money in green investments are almost begging that someone swindle them out of their money. I might be a wealthier man if my moral compass didn’t prevent me from being that someone, because I know exactly who the marks are.
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It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at May 15, 2026 11:04 AM (2Ez/1)

7 "Respect my culture, water kills our kind!"
-- EVs

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 11:04 AM (X8xt3)

8 >>Even more terrifying, during heavy rains in San Antonio in late April, a Waymo drove into floodwaters and was swept away! Fortunately the Waymo was unoccupied at the time.


Eh, just a minor software bug, nothing that can't be hotpatched!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 11:06 AM (X8xt3)

9 >>>This is bad news for the suckers who already invested,



Um, yeaaaahhhh, about that. . .

Posted by: City, State & Federal Government at May 15, 2026 11:07 AM (X8xt3)

10 Anytime I see a headline that includes the words "What It Means For..." it tells me it's written by someone who has no clue what it means, but it might be fun to read anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 11:08 AM (2WIwB)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:09 AM (JA4sW)

12 Electric planes: Where a trip from DC to San Francisco takes two days because it has to stop in Kansas City to recharge. But the hotels will hire more people to meet the new demand!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 11:09 AM (jjoN6)

13 A start-up venture promising to take existing airplanes, retrofit them with hydrogen-electric engines, and start a new passenger airline, has predictably gone into liquidation. This is bad news for the suckers who already invested, but as I’ve said before, the people losing their money in green investments are almost begging that someone swindle them out of their money. I might be a wealthier man if my moral compass didn’t prevent me from being that someone, because I know exactly who the marks are.


"A fool and their money are soon parted."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:10 AM (JA4sW)

14 Waymo should’ve stuck with making toys.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

15
General Motor’s CEO Mary Barra stated in an interview two weeks ago with Fox News’ Brian Baier that she is still committed to an all-EV future and that “EVs are the end game.”

General Motor’s CEO Mary Barra

The Kathleen Kennedy of Kars!


Motto: Make them unusable and gay!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:10 AM (iJfKG)

16 Every bit of the 'Green Energy' boondoggle is money laundering.


Prove me wrong. BILLIONS of dollars have disappeared with this bullshit. Where did it go?

Left wing destructional coffers. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:10 AM (JA4sW)

17 Another Spencer Pratt fake video.

https://tinyurl.com/4u5wmswb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 11:11 AM (ndZc7)

18 That version of the rant monkey always makes me wonder why no scientists are making dogs large enough to be rideable.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 11:11 AM (FpHTM)

19 >>Delaware was sitting on a gold mine but (pardon the mixed metaphor) it decided to kill the golden goose by letting activists in judicial robes go on political vendettas against corporations not sufficiently obedient to the left.


Good, there should be consequences.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 11:12 AM (X8xt3)

20 This is bad news for the suckers who already invested,

That money won't launder itself just as the kickbacks don't kick themselves back.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 11:12 AM (T7fic)

21 "A majority of Fortune 500 companies are headquartered in Delaware due to its business-friendly legal system and chancery courts."

They based their legal system on those orange Monopoly cards? Did Biden draw the get out of jail free card?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 15, 2026 11:12 AM (w/O5Q)

22 My question for Mary Barra is, "Why?"

Why are EVs the "endgame?"

In addition to that, could you explain to me all the downsides of going full EV?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2026 11:13 AM (2RJDy)

23 > I know, I know, they knew this going into the mandates and it is designed to make cars obsolete.
Posted by: Lizzy
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As I say; "A mobile society is difficult to subjugate."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 11:13 AM (jehhT)

24 Good to see the self driving car companies did full testing in all conditions before unleashing havoc on the population.

Shut. Them. Down.

Learn to test.

Otherwise, F*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:13 AM (JA4sW)

25 Electric plane doubters! Here's a jet with a wingspan of, oh, so sorry, 42 inches.

https://tinyurl.com/322hbvzk

And that is as good as it gets.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:15 AM (q7IhF)

26 Thx Buck.
There will be functioning and safe nuclear powered air craft before electric ones

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 11:16 AM (gu0hJ)

27 Another Spencer Pratt fake video.

https://tinyurl.com/4u5wmswb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 11:11 AM (ndZc7)



Uh oh....the video shows the Airstream trailer.


TMZ is gonna be pissed........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:16 AM (JA4sW)

28 The debanking is another piece of evidence that our overall system has become, literally, fascist and the dem administration favors giant corporations because they're easier to lean on than a million mom-and-pop businesses.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 11:17 AM (lFFaq)

29 Electric planes are about the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)

30 I very much would like self-driving cars to work and hope to take advantage of them one day.

Meanwhile, I thank all you human guinea pigs who are willing to help iron the bugs out today to make my dream come true.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 15, 2026 11:17 AM (8mulE)

31 Why is a woman in charge of General Motors?

Posted by: Asking the awkward questions at May 15, 2026 11:18 AM (2Ez/1)

32 >There really need to be consequences for what was quite literally fascist behavior between big banks and the federal government.

Charge board members with criminal conspiracy to violate civil rights. That will get their attention.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2026 11:18 AM (rJ48h)

33 My neighbor has 2 EVs. He’s not fanatical about EVs or anything. He got them because for a brief period of time they were practically giving them away for free, lease wise. And they’re fast as fuck off the line. I think looks wise they’re both ugly as sin, but whatever beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

But yeah he told me in winter if it gets below freezing they’re a major pain in the ass. The battery will lose 10% or more a day just sitting. Driving with heat on also kills range as much as 25% as soon as the heater is on.

When the leases end he’s going back to ICE cars.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 11:18 AM (f5ZdA)

34 >>>I'd have strong reservations about getting on a battery powered airplane.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 11:01 AM (jehhT)
*****
An electric plane built in the UK? Electric + UK is no bueno. Put a gun to my back, yeah I'd get on it, otherwise no thanks!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 15, 2026 11:19 AM (7lGtY)

35 @Waymo says it is addressing the incident and that safety remains its highest priority.

But the engineers keep closing the bugs as "Works As Implemented".

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 11:19 AM (aZ9eR)

36 I have zero confidence in “the eventual success of electric flight,”

***************

Simplest Solutions Are Best - a limerick

Electric planes haven't yet soared
So it's back to the old drawing board
For this venture to succeed
I'll tell you what you need
A really, really long extension cord!

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 11:19 AM (I0N4X)

37 16 Every bit of the 'Green Energy' boondoggle is money laundering.


Prove me wrong. BILLIONS of dollars have disappeared with this bullshit. Where did it go?

Left wing destructional coffers. Period.
Posted by: Sponge
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Watermelon strategy, green on the outside, commie red on the inside. The founder of Earthday killing his lover and putting her in a trunk while escaping to France should be a clue.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:19 AM (E4rtv)

38
GM’s board has got to take action soon to relieve the company of Barra’s deluded eco-agenda and put a competent auto person back in charge.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton


I volunteer as tribute. The new 2028 Chevy Impala will have the exterior of the 1967 Chevy Impala, with everything under the skin representing the last 60 years of vehicle improvements in engineering, horsepower, suspension, and comfort.

I won't be able to produce enough of them.
*stares meaningfully at Dodge in a direct challenge*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 15, 2026 11:19 AM (QVmho)

39 29 Electric planes are about the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.
Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:17 AM
*****
Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Really big rubber bands at May 15, 2026 11:19 AM (2Ez/1)

40 >>>I have zero confidence in “the eventual success of electric flight,” but I have every confidence that promoters of electric flight will continue to bring new ideas to market to fleece the same “socially responsible” investors again and again.

>We, and the (IC) developed hydrogen/electric drones in the '90s. They could almost stay in perpetual flight off of collecting water vapor. That would a stupid thing to do for a commercial reason.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 11:19 AM (D1E+2)

41 Heeeeeeer's Johnny Cab

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 11:20 AM (Cqx++)

42 > Flying cars crash into each other at Chinese air show
17 September 2025.
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They went down in flames... 🔥🔥

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 11:20 AM (jehhT)

43 Rechargeable cars have their place. They really do. But they are not for everyone, and their utility is limited, for now. And for the foreseeable future.

I’m not wedded to the idea of petroleum or gasoline. I resent these implications, it is highly offensive. The truth is always a bit more simple than the usual suspects would have you believe.

They like to muddy the waters, to try and make it look deep. The energy density in a gallon of diesel or gasoline is truly remarkable. Nothing else comes even close, in terms of cost. Petroleum, coal, gas and oil, are what makes modern life possible and largely drudgery free.

We no longer have to beat our laundry out with a stick down by the river. Refrigeration and food preservation, transportation, heating in subzero weather means we don’t have to stock up whole forests two years in advance to heat our homes.

Oil or natural gas is used in many products to make plastics. And fertilizer, to grow our crops.

What these MFers have been planning to do is outlaw your ability to survive, near as I can tell. This is a top down thing, that nobody has asked for.

How are those rechargeable snow plows working out in North Dakota?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:20 AM (ds7a/)

44 I took an Uber a few weeks ago...it was a new Tesla. Pleasant, and relatively comfortable, without some of the golf-cart feel that they had in the past.

For a city taxi service? Sure, why not? But when I think about the trips I take in my car, I would be uncomfortable driving an EV on many of them.

I think the EV craze is going to shrink, and be focused on city taxis, and the ultra-high performance (at an ultra-high price) that electric motors can provide.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 11:21 AM (iERP6)

45 There is the small problem of the weight of a battery.

TAN flipping STAAFL

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 11:21 AM (fkeut)

46 An electric plane built in the UK? Electric + UK is no bueno. Put a gun to my back, yeah I'd get on it, otherwise no thanks!
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly
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Is Lucas Electric UK(of Lucas) involved in it?

"The poor reputation stemmed from several engineering and material choices:

Material Degradation: British manufacturers persisted with cotton-insulated wiring long after competitors switched to plastic, leading to frequent short circuits in wet conditions.

Design Flaws: Lucas often used generators with rubbing brushes that wore out, and implemented complex systems where a single failure (like a burnt-out tail lamp) could disable the entire ignition.

Corrosion: The use of disparate metals in electrical contacts accelerated corrosion, exacerbated by poor weatherproofing in classic British car bodies."

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:21 AM (E4rtv)

47 Electric planes are about the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.

Ah, it'll be fine once they can source 2000 mile long extension cords.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:22 AM (vTZFs)

48 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:10 AM (JA4sW)

That's why I called things like Solyndra "funds for friends". Under Obama que bono was *always* a direct crony or their relative. It was less clear where the money was going under Biden, so I suspect it was directly to the Bidens and Obama.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 11:22 AM (lFFaq)

49 Seems like 10 Years After "where is sanity" is wiped from the internet.
"Dykes and fairys, creeps and hairys, tell me where is sanity "

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 15, 2026 11:22 AM (Kt19C)

50 Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 11:19 AM (I0N4X)

Just don't plug too many in the same outlet.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 11:22 AM (fkeut)

51 That version of the rant monkey always makes me wonder why no scientists are making dogs large enough to be rideable.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 11:11 AM (FpHTM)


it is hard enough to carry plastic bags to pick up after standard-sized dogs.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 11:23 AM (rbvCR)

52 Uh oh....the video shows the Airstream trailer.


TMZ is gonna be pissed........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:16 AM (JA4sW)

It shows a snippet of his TMZ appearance too. I lol'ed.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM (2RJDy)

53 They went down in flames... 🔥🔥
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Lithium batteries burn even better, hotter, and longer than petrol products. Plus produce more hazardous combustion gases. Win Win.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)

54 Rechargeable cars have their place. They really do.

They work well inside warehouses or running around between buildings of a big plant.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM (aZ9eR)

55 Even more terrifying, during heavy rains in San Antonio in late April, a Waymo drove into floodwaters and was swept away! Fortunately the Waymo was unoccupied at the time.

Have we considered the obvious; the Waymo decided it hated its job and committed suicide?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

56 I think the EV craze is going to shrink,

I was in the pool!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM (Kt19C)

57 The new 2028 Chevy Impala will have the exterior of the 1967 Chevy Impala, with everything under the skin representing the last 60 years of vehicle improvements...

Wasn't there supposed to be a "new" Chevelle SS or was that just more AI clickbait?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM (vTZFs)

58
With the government giving them clout
We'll have electric jetliners, no doubt
You'll fly without care
Way up in the air
At least, till the battery runs out!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:25 AM (iJfKG)

59 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 11:13 AM (jehhT)

Mobile and armed is the despair of wannabe tyrants everywhere. They will *never* stop trying to destroy those attributes.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 11:25 AM (lFFaq)

60 How are those rechargeable snow plows working out in North Dakota?
Posted by: Common Tater
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Should be warm enough for the batteries to use them up there in July.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)

61 I expect Waymo cabs to make make more stupid mistakes than human driven cabs. But the internet says Waymo has not been the cause of any fatal accidents. That is a better record than human drivers.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:27 AM (UeLv+)

62 I saw a Waymo roll a stop sign. I would get a ticket for that.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 11:27 AM (vFG9F)

63 Lithium batteries cannot be re-charged below freezing. Maybe they have a better formulation by now?

Lead-acid is a mature technology, and heavy, but still have a lot going for them. A fully charged lead acid battery will not freeze down to 50 below zero.

Batteries are a chemical reaction, and like all (most?) chemical reactions are temperature dependent. As the temperature goes down the charging voltage must increase to compensate.

At the same time, their ability to supply current goes down as the temperature decreases.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:27 AM (ds7a/)

64 54 Rechargeable cars have their place. They really do.

They work well inside warehouses or running around between buildings of a big plant.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM
++++
Hey, I've got an idea! Use them at golf courses! And retirement villages!
Sssshhhh... don't tell anybody. I've got to call my investor buddies.

Posted by: Greedy capitalist at May 15, 2026 11:28 AM (2Ez/1)

65 Electric rickshaws.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 11:28 AM (Pk3sT)

66 Electric rickshaws.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 11:28 AM (Pk3sT)



No electric motors. Pulled by a robot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:28 AM (JA4sW)

67 Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2026 11:18 AM (rJ48h)

Board members definitely need to start being held accountable for CEO policies. CEOs serve at the discretion of the board so the board needs to start showing some discretion instead of rubber stamping things.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 11:29 AM (lFFaq)

68
High heat also affects EV battery life.

Any stats on that? Cuz hot, long summers are more of a concern than cold winters in the SW and South.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:29 AM (iJfKG)

69 Simple aerodynamics. An electric plane will never be successful if it is only supported by the left wing.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 11:29 AM (I0N4X)

70
It shows a snippet of his TMZ appearance too. I lol'ed.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM (2RJDy)



Heh.

I listened to the song more than watching the video. Will have to rewatch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:29 AM (JA4sW)

71 Buck there is a weird story this morning about Waymo's invading an Atlanta neighborhood and driving around for hours with no passengers. It looks like someone hacked them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 11:30 AM (gu0hJ)

72 Nobody ever saw the EV dilemma until we wasted billions subsidizing companies developing a loser technology.

Thermodynamics out front could have told you that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 11:30 AM (D1E+2)

73 My question for Mary Barra is, "Why?"

Why are EVs the "endgame?"

In addition to that, could you explain to me all the downsides of going full EV
Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2026 1

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I think she's a true believer, expecting a Democrat comeback.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:30 AM (UeLv+)

74 I saw a Waymo roll a stop sign. I would get a ticket for that.
——-

I’m waiting for the first Robot police officer to pull over the “self driving” car. Shouldn’t be long now.

Who gets the ticket? Some corporation shell company nobody knows where. Besides, nobody knows where the ticket revenue goes either.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:30 AM (qgiNH)

75
Electric rickshaws.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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No electric motors. Pulled by a robot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cance

Here me out. The passenger has a cattle prod. The motive power is supplied by lefty progtards and the passenger gets to zap the treasonous little shit as often as he/she desires.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 15, 2026 11:31 AM (QVmho)

76 How are those rechargeable snow plows working out in North Dakota?

They just need to tow a tender that has a big diesel generator on it. Sort of like a steam locomotive.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 11:31 AM (wn0/z)

77 I apologize for being "that guy" but absolutely, my internal combustion engine care loses 20% of it's range in 20 degree weather. I drive a 2021 Honda Accord and in the winter here in Minnesota, they start putting the gas additives into the fuel starting in November or so. In the summer I get 42 MPG on the freeway and in the winter I get 34MPG because of the cold weather additives. (Okay, that's 19%, but it's a materially true statement.)

Posted by: Darin Zimmerman at May 15, 2026 11:31 AM (55jmf)

78 That's why I called things like Solyndra "funds for friends". Under Obama que bono was *always* a direct crony or their relative. It was less clear where the money was going under Biden, so I suspect it was directly to the Bidens and Obama.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 11:22 AM (lFFaq)


Zero Interest Rate was another element, all it required was to borrow money to invest, and all you had to do is not lose money to make bank against the inflation. A corporation would be negligent to not to borrow in those conditions. It was no longer how much value you created, it was how much money you had access to by borrowing.
It turned everything financialized, and made everything crap since the only goal was to make money, not make products that were useable or plan for the future (which was doomed due to inflation eating all the investments and savings)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 11:32 AM (rbvCR)

79 @46:Is Lucas Electric UK(of Lucas) involved in it?
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:21 AM (E4rtv)
***
Whig: Lucas wasn't called the Prince of Darkness for no reason.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 15, 2026 11:32 AM (7lGtY)

80 What does it take to dispose of a single fiberglass windmill blade?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 11:32 AM (2Ez/1)

81 But the internet says Waymo has not been the cause of any fatal accidents. That is a better record than human drivers.

I'm not too surprised about that. I don't have actual data¹ but it seems reasonable to assume that the majority of fatal accidents are caused by well below-median skilled drivers. Waymo only has to be fair-to-middlin' to beat that. Though TBF, the examples above are not.

¹ i.e. I could be making up sh*t but it's plausible-sounding sh*t

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:33 AM (vTZFs)

82 68
High heat also affects EV battery life.

Any stats on that? Cuz hot, long summers are more of a concern than cold winters in the SW and South.

Posted by: naturalfake
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That is one of the reasons that sodium ion batteries (and Tesla also experimenting with aluminum based batteries) were developed. They weigh more but charge faster, less problems with them burning/shorting, and in theory, cheaper production. Sodium based batteries also have a bigger temperature variance for retaining charge. They degrade a lot less at colder and hotter temps than lithium.

But lithium is already being mass produced and has economies of scale behind it.

But for something like stationary sources like powerwalls, etc. sodium has a lot of advantages over lithium.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)

83 Nobody ever saw the EV dilemma until we wasted billions subsidizing companies developing a loser technology.


It's a technology pushed by people who never took a science or engineering course. They just assumed that technical progress would eliminate the problems before EVs became really widespread.

I wish I had a dollar for every story I've read that announced a "breakthrough" in battery technology. I'm still waiting. I don't doubt things will improve, probably dramatically, over the next decade or so, but you don't build a consumer product around tech until it has been proven for awhile. Wishing, assuming, and hoping is not an industrial strategy.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

84 What does it take to dispose of a single fiberglass windmill blade?

A backhoe.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:33 AM (vTZFs)

85 Rechargeable cars have their place. They really do.

They work well inside warehouses or running around between buildings of a big plant.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM

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Right-o. I drove an electric forklift many decades ago in a factory that made printing presses. That factory no longer exists in America

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:33 AM (UeLv+)

86 74 Only actual human drivers will get tickets. The robot cops will just let the robot cars off with a warning and a high-five.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)

87 " The battery will lose 10% or more a day just sitting. Driving with heat on also kills range as much as 25% as soon as the heater is on."

They just need a small wood/coal fired furnace in the back seat, so they don't have to depend on the electric.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2026 11:34 AM (vbXSk)

88 I apologize for being "that guy" but absolutely, my internal combustion engine care loses 20% of it's range in 20 degree weather. I drive a 2021 Honda Accord and in the winter here in Minnesota, they start putting the gas additives into the fuel starting in November or so. In the summer I get 42 MPG on the freeway and in the winter I get 34MPG because of the cold weather additives. (Okay, that's 19%, but it's a materially true statement.)
Posted by: Darin Zimmerman at May 15, 2026 11:31 AM (55jmf)



NOT the ICE's fault............

ICE's LOVE cold weather. It's why one significant upgrade for any engine is the Cold Air Intake...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:34 AM (JA4sW)

89 81 But the internet says Waymo has not been the cause of any fatal accidents. That is a better record than human drivers.

I'm not too surprised about that. I don't have actual data¹ but it seems reasonable to assume that the majority of fatal accidents are caused by well below-median skilled drivers. Waymo only has to be fair-to-middlin' to beat that. Though TBF, the examples above are not.

¹ i.e. I could be making up sh*t but it's plausible-sounding sh*t
Posted by: Oddbob
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Waymo does not have the habit of drinking while driving nor smoking ganga. That right there puts them up from a lot of urban drivers.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:35 AM (E4rtv)

90 I apologize for being "that guy" but absolutely, my internal combustion engine care loses 20% of it's range in 20 degree weather.

No need to apologize. That's an interesting point I hadn't heard before.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

91 At least, till the battery runs out!

Posted by: naturalfake


***********

According to my lefty Aunt Marge
Electric air travel will be large
But the problem, you see
Is that flights won't be free
You ain't going nowhere with "No charge!"

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 11:36 AM (I0N4X)

92 Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:27 AM (UeLv+)

That may be a per capita issue. As well as a "yet" issue. Better question is how many accidents/fleet compared to the same among human-driven taxis.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 11:36 AM (lFFaq)

93 But the internet says Waymo has not been the cause of any fatal accidents.

As I commented a few days ago in regard to autonomous semi trucks, it hasn't happened yet but the first law suit is going to be a banger.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:36 AM (vTZFs)

94
They just need a small wood/coal fired furnace in the back seat, so they don't have to depend on the electric.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2026 11:34 AM (vbXSk)



Top Gear put a fireplace in a car once...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:36 AM (JA4sW)

95 r/FedEmployees

You know it’s bad when you look back on COVID fondly…The deaths notwithstanding, which were a tragedy. But when I look back on COVID, compared to today, the COVID times almost seemed better.

We had telework. Under Biden the agencies had decent leadership. Interest rates were low.

Yea masks sucked, but all in all, compared to today… just feels like times are even worse and there’s no a global pandemic to blame for it.

I don’t know… am I crazy for feeling this way? I only post this because I was sitting here in the office, following RTO, on Friday looking out the window at a sunny day, and we were talking about the new hantavirus, and I just thought “damn my life was better under COVID…”

Even with the anxiety due to the pandemic, many people had more time to spend with family and relax…Americans are overworked, and I think that is where the biggest difference is felt.

Covid days were awesome! I’m an introvert so I loved it. My productivity was at an all time high and I even got a bunch of awards.

COVID reminded us to slow down and enjoy what we have! But they assholes just didn’t want us to be peaceful for too long……

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)

96 What does it take to dispose of a single fiberglass windmill blade?

A backhoe.


It's a little known fact that the Laurentian Shield in Canada is composed entirely of old windmill blades left over from a previous civilization.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

97 Battery charge voltage - on the charts - is standardized, usually 77F.

Yes, high heat is not good. Charging voltage needs reduced at anything above standard temps. As it gets cold, internal resistance makes it like trying to recharge a brick.

You’ll see say, 14.5 volts as a standard voltage for alternators under load. But at Zero and below, it’s a hardly a float charge.

Without temperature compensation for charging, you’re wasting a LOT of time, and likely damage through under or over charging.

Interestingly it isn’t ambient temperature to be concerned, but the internal batt temp. With a 50 pound chunk of lead, this takes about 2 days to catch up.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:37 AM (qgiNH)

98 "The robot cops will just let the robot cars off with a warning and a high-five.
Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:34 AM"
###

Afterwards come see me for a snack.

Posted by: Robot waitress at the donut shop at May 15, 2026 11:38 AM (2Ez/1)

99 At least, till the battery runs out!

Posted by: naturalfake

***********

According to my lefty Aunt Marge
Electric air travel will be large
But the problem, you see
Is that flights won't be free
You ain't going nowhere with "No charge!"
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 11:36 AM (I0N4X)


Nice!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:38 AM (iJfKG)

100 Wasn't there supposed to be a "new" Chevelle SS or was that just more AI clickbait?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM (vTZFs)


I think it was clickbait.

I want a 2027 Ford Falcon.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 11:38 AM (rbvCR)

101
But for something like stationary sources like powerwalls, etc. sodium has a lot of advantages over lithium.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)



But TV shows tell me that you can simply stuff electrodes in lemons and power your jam box without a problem!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:38 AM (JA4sW)

102 >>>What does it take to dispose of a single fiberglass windmill blade?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty

>Not much. The just bury it in a bone yard with a front end loader. They're not recycled.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 11:38 AM (D1E+2)

103 I wish I had a dollar for every story I've read that announced a "breakthrough" in battery technology. I'm still waiting. I don't doubt things will improve, probably dramatically, over the next decade or so, but you don't build a consumer product around tech until it has been proven for awhile. Wishing, assuming, and hoping is not an industrial strategy.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Heh. They would stroke out on nuclear batteries. Those do have a pretty damn good power to weight ratio even with shielding. At one time, US was looking at small reactors to power planes and used a derivation of that technology to produce small nuke-electric generators to power our unmanned spacecraft like Voyager I and II.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:38 AM (E4rtv)

104 The robot cops will just let the robot cars off with a warning and a high-five.

***********

All the robot cars have to do is flash a little robot cleavage.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 11:39 AM (I0N4X)

105
COVID reminded us to slow down and enjoy what we have! But they assholes just didn’t want us to be peaceful for too long……
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)



You think the world basically implementing Martial Law and locking you in your home is peace?!?


I can't imagine having this mindset..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:40 AM (JA4sW)

106 >>I want a 2027 Ford Falcon.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 11:38 AM (rbvCR)
***
A Ranchero version of that would be nice too!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 15, 2026 11:40 AM (7lGtY)

107 Selling EVs in say Breckinridge Colorado. Is that like selling air conditioners in Kotzebue Alaska?

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:41 AM (Gqar8)

108 Wasn't there supposed to be a "new" Chevelle SS or was that just more AI clickbait?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:24 AM (vTZFs)



I know they brought the Impala back and BOY HOWDY was that thing a piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:41 AM (JA4sW)

109 You think the world basically implementing Martial Law and locking you in your home is peace?!?


I can't imagine having this mindset..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Fed employees were still getting paid, and got to work from home! Fuck all you private sector peons!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 11:41 AM (JCZqz)

110 The robot cops will just let the robot cars off with a warning and a high-five.

***********

All the robot cars have to do is flash a little robot cleavage.
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 11:39 AM (I0N4X)



When Futurama becomes reality.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:41 AM (JA4sW)

111 Mary Barra stated in an interview two weeks ago with Fox News’ Brian Baier that she is still committed to an all-EV future and that “EVs are the end game.”

They misspelled "committed to doing whatever keeps the taxpayer cheese rolling in"

Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 11:42 AM (XuXeR)

112 Great, informative article as always, Buck. Thanks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 11:42 AM (dK+Kv)

113 COVID reminded us to slow down and enjoy what we have! But they assholes just didn’t want us to be peaceful for too long……

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)


You think the world basically implementing Martial Law and locking you in your home is peace?!?


I can't imagine having this mindset..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:40 AM (JA4sW)

No. They think locking YOU in your home is peaceful for them.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 11:42 AM (iNUL3)

114 ...Even with the anxiety due to the pandemic, many people had more time to spend with family and relax…Americans are overworked, and I think that is where the biggest difference is felt.

Covid days were awesome! I’m an introvert so I loved it. My productivity was at an all time high and I even got a bunch of awards.

COVID reminded us to slow down and enjoy what we have! But they assholes just didn’t want us to be peaceful for too long……
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)



COVID

The Disease For Lazy Assholes and Day Drunks!!!


Warning: Do not get Covid if you are allergic to Covid.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:42 AM (iJfKG)

115 That version of the rant monkey always makes me wonder why no scientists are making dogs large enough to be rideable.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 11:11 AM (FpHTM)

They did that already but just stubbornly refuse to call them anything but mules.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 11:42 AM (zafwz)

116 But TV shows tell me that you can simply stuff electrodes in lemons and power your jam box without a problem!
Posted by: Sponge
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There are a lot of ways to generate current. Some are more pleasant, cheaper, and practical than others (like carbon based fuels aka fossil fuels).

Seem some geniuses figuring out how to use power generated by natural body motion moving about to power a smart suit.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)

117 I don't doubt things will improve, probably dramatically, over the next decade or so"

Why? Is there some new combination of elements?

FWIW, batteries aren't fuel. Ever.

Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 11:44 AM (XuXeR)

118
FWIW, batteries aren't fuel. Ever.
Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 11:44 AM (XuXeR)



But they WILL light on fire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:44 AM (JA4sW)

119 Dey finna be Waymo accidents with these robot cars, man.

Posted by: Bumqueesha and Otis at May 15, 2026 11:44 AM (oftw2)

120 Wait, that can't be right. Keir Starmer assures me he's all in favor of free speech. You know, as long as he likes that speech.

Unite the Kingdom marchers will want to be on the lookout for a J6 setup.

Expect agitators, and be prepared for them.

Step away from agitators. Don't engage. Film them. Livestream them.

This message from Starmer indicates he and the regime thugs who pass for cops in Britain today will stop at nothing.


https://is.gd/4Lzuze

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

121 116 But TV shows tell me that you can simply stuff electrodes in lemons and power your jam box without a problem!
Posted by: Sponge
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There are a lot of ways to generate current. Some are more pleasant, cheaper, and practical than others (like carbon based fuels aka fossil fuels).

Seem some geniuses figuring out how to use power generated by natural body motion moving about to power a smart suit.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)

The Return of the Self Winding Watch.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:44 AM (Gqar8)

122 >>>You know it’s bad when you look back on COVID fondly

lol

Whoever first assessed COVID as a Karen's wet dream, collect your money at the window.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 11:44 AM (dK+Kv)

123 Okay, so this failed. But renewables WILL be the future.

My idea about to be presented to the Canadian government for massive amounts of funding to save Gaia is for solar powered and wind turbine powered airplanes!!

It'll be filled with hydrogen too. There's other Gaia saving details too. The dollars will soon fly in...

The best part - Greta will be my commercial spokeswoman if her and her hot biologically female friends make it through the casting couch auditions.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 11:44 AM (Sco7b)

124 Okay, so this failed. But renewables WILL be the future.



But oil is renewable. Earth just continues to make it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:45 AM (JA4sW)

125 >>>All the robot cars have to do is flash a little robot cleavage.

Posted by: muldoon

>Hack their code so that when they see red and blues, they crash into a crowd of pedestrians or take out a grammar school. But I like the plumped-up titties idea.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 11:45 AM (D1E+2)

126 Aren't most traffic fatalities related to speed? Waymos don't go very fast in an urban environment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 11:45 AM (Cqx++)

127 ICE's LOVE cold weather.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:34 AM (JA4sW)


Yup. Air is denser, so combustion is better. And cooling demand is less.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 11:46 AM (iERP6)

128 I always wanted a Fuel Cell for my RV. (No cryo stirs, please)

They use Hydrogen and Oxygen, to provide electricity, and charge batteries.

The product of this process is Fresh Water. Perfect!

The Apollo program, one of the contractors claimed their tanks for hydrogen or oxygen , something like that, the insulation was so good it would take an ice cube hundreds of years to melt.

Cold beer, indefinitely, plenty of power, and fresh water.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:46 AM (qgiNH)

129
Yup. Air is denser, so combustion is better. And cooling demand is less.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 11:46 AM (iERP6)



More oxygen per square inch makes bigger boom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:47 AM (JA4sW)

130 When i lived in Florida.I saw a lot of Teslas. Made sense to me, if you could afford it. I bet most of them were second cars, with a standby ICE car in the garage. Florida doesn't get below twenty degrees.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:47 AM (v71Ni)

131 At one time, US was looking at small reactors to power planes and used a derivation of that technology to produce small nuke-electric generators to power our unmanned spacecraft like Voyager I and II.

Posted by: whig


If you're talking about radiothermal generators, the Soviets used 'em too...they just weren't as circumspect about shielding and containment. (Though to be fair they were largely deployed in isolated spots in Siberia in this way, so...)

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 11:47 AM (OUMaO)

132 We got the Waymo and electric car news from Buck, but no pictures of flaming conflagrations.

Posted by: Winsome, Losesome at May 15, 2026 11:48 AM (oftw2)

133 I know they brought the Impala back and BOY HOWDY was that thing a piece of shit.

Chevy has a long and not so glorious history of reusing model names. In the mid-70s I had a Corvair with a "Monza" name plate. I got tired of trying to explain it. On the other hand: "Mustang" Mach-E. Heh. Hehheh. Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:48 AM (vTZFs)

134 When i lived in Florida.I saw a lot of Teslas. Made sense to me, if you could afford it. I bet most of them were second cars, with a standby ICE car in the garage. Florida doesn't get below twenty degrees.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:47 AM (v71Ni)



There are so many Tesla's in my town, Tesla put a service center here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:48 AM (JA4sW)

135 127 ICE's LOVE cold weather.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:34 AM (JA4sW)

Yup. Air is denser, so combustion is better. And cooling demand is less.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 11:46 AM (iERP6)

You said there wouldn’t be any science!

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:48 AM (Gqar8)

136 Why? Is there some new combination of elements?

Posted by: man
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Room temperature super conductor would help a lot for all sorts of applications including batteries. And they are slowly getting there.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

137 134 When i lived in Florida.I saw a lot of Teslas. Made sense to me, if you could afford it. I bet most of them were second cars, with a standby ICE car in the garage. Florida doesn't get below twenty degrees.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:47 AM (v71Ni)


There are so many Tesla's in my town, Tesla put a service center here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:48 AM (JA4sW)

Still a novelty item here.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:49 AM (Gqar8)

138 On the other hand: "Mustang" Mach-E. Heh. Hehheh. Bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:48 AM (vTZFs)



Being a huge Mustang fan since childhood, the Mach-E is blasphemy and whomever came up with it should be drawn and quartered.

It's a f*cking Electric Escape. Or Edge. NOT a f*cking Mustang. You can't just throw the 3 light taillights on a vehicle and call it a Mustang.

Assholes........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (JA4sW)

139 ICE's LOVE cold weather.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:34 AM (JA4sW)

Yup. Air is denser, so combustion is better. And cooling demand is less.


That assumes all other things are othconstant, ceteris paribus. Darin Zimmermann's comment at #77 is talking about a system in which something has been added to the fuel.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

140 Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:47 AM (v71Ni)

They're plentiful in the Houston suburbs at the moment. Seeing a fair number of cybertrucks as well. Not sure how well they work 9 months of the year when AC is necessary to comfort.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (lFFaq)

141
You said there wouldn’t be any science!
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:48 AM



No math. And he did not use math to get there. Well, that we saw, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (JA4sW)

142 135 It’s only science if it comes from Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Fauci, or Bill Nye.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 11:51 AM (77rzZ)

143 I apologize for being "that guy" but absolutely, my internal combustion engine care loses 20% of it's range in 20 degree weather.

No need to apologize. That's an interesting point I hadn't heard before.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

Yes, a lack of heat costs in operating efficiency, but you can mitigate that by covering your radiator, and still the time to "recharge" your ICE is minutes.
Stuck on a freeway in cold temps, needing heat in the passenger compartment as wall as losing battery range is a good way to end up with a dead car in the e-lane, in winter, while tow trucks are at max business already.

Not to sound like a 1%er, but I don't let my car get below half tank in winter just for that type of nightmare.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 11:51 AM (zafwz)

144 The Return of the Self Winding Watch.
Posted by: tubal
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Piezoelectric power generated through shoes while walking. So your smart suit could be superpowered by going to a clogging festival.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:51 AM (E4rtv)

145 141
You said there wouldn’t be any science!
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:48 AM


No math. And he did not use math to get there. Well, that we saw, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (JA4sW)

Sneaky, oblique Math!!

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:51 AM (Gqar8)

146 I apologize for being "that guy" but absolutely, my internal combustion engine care loses 20% of it's range in 20 degree weather. I drive a 2021 Honda Accord and in the winter here in Minnesota, they start putting the gas additives into the fuel starting in November or so. In the summer I get 42 MPG on the freeway and in the winter I get 34MPG because of the cold weather additives. (Okay, that's 19%, but it's a materially true statement.)
Posted by: Darin Zimmerman at May 15, 2026 11:31 AM (55jmf)

I think it's more driving through the deep ash of your burned-out cities.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 11:51 AM (g8Ew8)

147 Why? Is there some new combination of elements?

Posted by: man


I'm glad you weren't around when people were trying to figure out the ICE. There's nothing new about carbon and hydrogen.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

148 Every other car in Austin seems to be a Tesla. If I could afford an extra car, I would lease one to drive around town and park it in the driveway. But I would never have it as an only vehicle.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 15, 2026 11:52 AM (EneHm)

149 Darin Zimmermann's comment at #77 is talking about a system in which something has been added to the fuel.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)



STILL leading to the fact that the inefficiencies aren't caused by the ICE, but the government mandated fuel additives that makes it exponentially less efficient.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:52 AM (JA4sW)

150 “renewables WILL be the future”

Not anytime soon, though. Outlawing petroleum is not the way to do this. Market forces will take care of this.

When something comes along that can replace “fossil fuels” that is better, cheaper, more available, etc, then we will see that happen.

Cars replaced horses fairly quickly, but note well they didn’t have to outlaw horses. And investors gleefully poured money into common stock. Some of the folks who got in early with Ford really cleaned up. Government didn’t subsidize any of that.

See the difference now? You can’t force people to buy shit that doesn’t work, there is no infrastructure or grid, the base load supply generation isn’t there, and on and on and on. It may well destroy certain large automakers.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:52 AM (qgiNH)

151 What does it take to dispose of a single fiberglass windmill blade?

A backhoe.

It's a little known fact that the Laurentian Shield in Canada is composed entirely of old windmill blades left over from a previous civilization.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

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I hate these.enormous Cuisinarts for birds. And I despise the people who put them up. California would crucify a rancher who harmed a bird, but subsidize all these windmills.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 11:52 AM (vmHN+)

152 There are so many Tesla's in my town, Tesla put a service center here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:48 AM (JA4sW)


Not an EV but suddenly I'm seeing a lot of Land Rover Defenders around here.

No idea why, unless there's a crazy great sale going on..

Almost everyone I've ever met (not that many) who had a Land Rover kind of hated it because of the constant repairs. Liked the drive, hated the constant repairs.

Any moron with a LRD or knowledge care to expound on this mystery.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:53 AM (iJfKG)

153 Re Voyager, Brave AI summary said it pretty well.

"The Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 spacecraft are powered by Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generators (RTGs), often described as nuclear batteries. Each probe carries three Multi-Hundred Watt (MHW) RTGs that generate electricity through the natural radioactive decay of plutonium-238 oxide spheres, converting heat into power via the Seebeck effect without using moving parts or nuclear fission chains.

Power Source: The RTGs contain approximately 4.5 kg of plutonium-238 per unit, which decays and releases heat.

Mechanism: Thermocouples create electricity from the temperature difference between the hot plutonium fuel and the cold vacuum of space.
Current Output: The total electrical power has declined from about 470–474 watts at launch to roughly 225 watts as of recent years, decreasing by approximately 4 watts per year.

Lifespan: Due to the 87.7-year half-life of plutonium-238, the RTGs are expected to provide enough power for at least one science instrument into the 2030s, after which mission controllers will progressively shut down non-essential systems. "

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:53 AM (E4rtv)

154 It’s only science if it comes from Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Fauci, or Bill Nye.

You didn't complete the meme.

"Otherwise it's just sparkling facts."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 11:53 AM (vTZFs)

155 It's a f*cking Electric Escape. Or Edge. NOT a f*cking Mustang. You can't just throw the 3 light taillights on a vehicle and call it a Mustang.

Assholes........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (JA4sW)


I was in a car accident (which was totally my fault) and the owner of the Mustang II was screaming at me about his beautiful car in the middle of the intersection. I was so close to telling him it was an Escort with a V6, but I didn't want a fight.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 11:53 AM (rbvCR)

156 That assumes all other things are othconstant, ceteris paribus. Darin Zimmermann's comment at #77 is talking about a system in which something has been added to the fuel.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

Right. Which means the problem isn't with the ICE engine itself but with government overreach.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 11:54 AM (lFFaq)

157
Any moron with a LRD or knowledge care to expound on this mystery.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:53 AM (iJfKG)



Every year, my tax lady asks if we've bought anything significant in the last year........including a car.


They. Just. Write. It. Off.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:54 AM (JA4sW)

158
It’s only science if it comes from Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Tyson was on Coast to Coast AM last night. I turned off the radio and went to sleep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 11:54 AM (Cqx++)

159 STILL leading to the fact that the inefficiencies aren't caused by the ICE, but the government mandated fuel additives that makes it exponentially less efficient.

Sure, but as he points out, they put those additives in when it's getting really cold. They are presumably put in for a reason related to that cold. It's not like ethanol, which is put in because Chuck Grassley benefits from it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

160 Got a cold call from a car dealer where I bouht my Highlander. 22 model. Said that several people were interested in purchasing it if I wanted to sell. Must be a reason for that.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar8)

161 More oxygen per square inch makes bigger boom.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:47 AM
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*ahem*
Cubic inch.

Posted by: The immutable laws of physics at May 15, 2026 11:57 AM (2Ez/1)

162 I always wanted a Fuel Cell for my RV. (No cryo stirs, please)

They use Hydrogen and Oxygen, to provide electricity, and charge batteries.

The product of this process is Fresh Water. Perfect!

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:46 AM (qgiNH)

The problem is that the creation, storage, and distribution of hydrogen and oxygen is so energy intensive (and potentially unsafe versus petroleum fuels) as to be cost prohibitive for anything other than space flight.

We did a little project in undergrad whereby we designed a process that steam reformed petro fuels to create hydrogen for a similar fuel cell construction, by which electricity presumably was to be used to charge batteries and run electric motors for locomotion.

It was a nice idea for an academic project, which would never pencil out in reality, because as any engineer knows, any form of energy conversion has losses, and all the systems used adds complexity (failure modes) and weight. Thus, you could never really approach energy conversion and usage efficiencies of a diesel IC powered vehicle of similar purpose.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 11:57 AM (dK+Kv)

163 Got a cold call from a car dealer where I bouht my Highlander. 22 model. Said that several people were interested in purchasing it if I wanted to sell. Must be a reason for that.

My wife has a 7 year old Acura, and gets bombarded with calls and junk mail trying to get her to sell it back to the dealer from whom she bought it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:57 AM (Riz8t)

164 Not an EV but suddenly I'm seeing a lot of Land Rover Defenders around here.

No idea why, unless there's a crazy great sale going on..

Almost everyone I've ever met (not that many) who had a Land Rover kind of hated it because of the constant repairs. Liked the drive, hated the constant repairs.
Any moron with a LRD or knowledge care to expound on this mystery.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:53 AM (iJfKG)


Because it is less expensive than a Ford Bronco?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 11:57 AM (rbvCR)

165 Hey Buck, are you around?
(just got here.)

Edward Ring did a piece in American Greatness on term limits. He makes some good points -- some of which I tried to make in an email to you a couple years back.

You should read that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 11:57 AM (0MFDl)

166 149 Darin Zimmermann's comment at #77 is talking about a system in which something has been added to the fuel.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)


STILL leading to the fact that the inefficiencies aren't caused by the ICE, but the government mandated fuel additives that makes it exponentially less efficient.
Posted by: Sponge

Blame Clean Air Act revisions in the early 90's that mandated oxygenating fuel additives to reduce smog. They tried MTBE first which created an environmental disaster and then settled on alcohol.

And that became obsolete when the newer OBD II era ECU (engine combustion and emission computers) came about on vehicles--mandated about 1996.

Yet the stupid requirement lives on because it more or less mandates US drivers subsidize corn farmers in farm states for a worthless oxygenating additive that raises your gas prices seasonally when refineries have to produce the boutique blends for a nonexistent problem today.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

167 Speaking of...

@Breaking911 1h
Dozens of empty Waymo vehicles took over an Atlanta neighborhood, circling a cul-de-sac for hours without any passengers inside.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 11:57 AM (diia5)

168
I was in a car accident (which was totally my fault) and the owner of the Mustang II was screaming at me about his beautiful car in the middle of the intersection. I was so close to telling him it was an Escort with a V6, but I didn't want a fight.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 11:53 AM (rbvCR)



Were I would've mourned greatly the loss of my prized Mustang (Yes, even the Mustang II, the original Fox body), I would likely not have yelled at you, regardless of fault.

One, if it's such a prized possession, you shouldn't be out driving it like that.

Two, there are strong odds the dude didn't do any of the work on the vehicle himself and was just a wealthy asshole that bought the car and had it restored.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:58 AM (JA4sW)

169 If I had money to burn, I'd probably buy an EV for "everyday" use around here. None of my trips, not for groceries, garden store, home improvements, etc. require a trip of more than 15 - 20 miles.

The issue becomes a dormant ICE vehicle that potentially sits for months without being driven. I had that before. An old, Chevy Silverado pickup. It would sit for weeks or months on end without even being started. Things started to fall apart anyway... probably due to it just sitting outside all that time and never being driven.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 11:58 AM (jehhT)

170 Got a cold call from a car dealer where I bouht my Highlander. 22 model. Said that several people were interested in purchasing it if I wanted to sell. Must be a reason for that.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar


I get people knocking on my door about my 1995 Ford Ranger.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 11:58 AM (rbvCR)

171 Any moron with a LRD or knowledge care to expound on this mystery.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:53 AM (iJfKG)


Every year, my tax lady asks if we've bought anything significant in the last year........including a car.


They. Just. Write. It. Off.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:54 AM (JA4sW)


Heh.

You're probably right.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 11:59 AM (iJfKG)

172 Electric cars ARE the end game --- in 150 + years when we've exhausted the economically recoverable fossil fuels.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 15, 2026 11:59 AM (BW+Gb)

173 ----
*ahem*
Cubic inch.
Posted by: The immutable laws of physics at May 15, 2026 11:57 AM (2Ez/1)



Then why does the NHRA measure humidity as "Water grains per pound of air?" HUH Mr. Smarty Pants?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 12:00 PM (JA4sW)

174 >>>It’s only science if it comes from Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Fauci, or Bill Nye.

Posted by: Bulg

>Didn't Fauci say, "I am science."? He should be locked up just for saying that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 12:00 PM (D1E+2)

175 Got a cold call from a car dealer where I bouht my Highlander. 22 model. Said that several people were interested in purchasing it if I wanted to sell. Must be a reason for that.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar

The reason being is you'd then need a new '26 Highlander.
If you fall for it, get the Grand Highlander Hybrid Max, so you can preen about being green but in reality the combo of motors on full tilt will take that behemoth to 60 in 5.3 seconds.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 12:01 PM (zafwz)

176 172 Electric cars ARE the end game --- in 150 + years when we've exhausted the economically recoverable fossil fuels.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 15, 2026 11:59 AM (BW+Gb)
By that time they wil all be compartmentalized into 15 minute People Hives. Brave New World.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

177
I get people knocking on my door about my 1995 Ford Ranger.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 11:58 AM (rbvCR)



THIS.

My '96 is really popular, as wore out and shitty as it is. But I love it and drive it almost every day.

I'm sure I piss people off because I drive it like a friggin go cart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 12:01 PM (JA4sW)

178 OK, here are two pieces from recent days.

1. Ed Ring on term limits, specifically CA
https://amgreatness.com/2026/05/13/
trump-may-wish-to-reconsider-supporting-term-limits/

2. Hot Air, and the blob in EU
https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/05/13/
why-the-european-right-keeps-rising-n3814847

The second makes the point about the danger of power shifting to the unelected blob, and I think it is a related point. I think term limits will move the US in that (wrong) direction.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:01 PM (0MFDl)

179 Hello! I'm Johnnycab!

Posted by: We hope you enjoyed the ride! at May 15, 2026 12:01 PM (TbWk/)

180 Dozens of empty Waymo vehicles took over an Atlanta neighborhood, circling a cul-de-sac for hours without any passengers inside.

That sounds like a bad knockoff of Hitchcock's The Birds.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)

181 So when do these insufferable CAFE standards go away?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 12:02 PM (2Ez/1)

182 178 The second makes the point about the danger of power shifting to the unelected blob, and I think it is a related point. I think term limits will move the US in that (wrong) direction.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:01 PM (0MFDl)

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Outlawing congressional staff would do mountains more for our government than term limits.

Congress must manage their own calendars, write their own bills, and answer their own calls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:02 PM (xBVv0)

183
The issue becomes a dormant ICE vehicle that potentially sits for months without being driven. I had that before. An old, Chevy Silverado pickup. It would sit for weeks or months on end without even being started. Things started to fall apart anyway... probably due to it just sitting outside all that time and never being driven.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 11:58 AM (jehhT)

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And Nature has a vote. Mice and squirrels love to get under the hood or near the gas tank and chew your cables and hoses.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 12:02 PM (SVeHj)

184 So when do these insufferable CAFE standards go away?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 12:02 PM (2Ez/1)



I would call for Trump to be King forever were he to end the f*cking ethanol mandates...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 12:03 PM (JA4sW)

185 Outlawing congressional staff would do mountains more for our government than term limits.

Congress must manage their own calendars, write their own bills, and answer their own calls.

_-_

...or just use AI.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 15, 2026 12:03 PM (i8gur)

186 184 So when do these insufferable CAFE standards go away?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 12:02 PM (2Ez/1)


I would call for Trump to be King forever were he to end the f*cking ethanol mandates...........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 12:03 PM (JA4sW)

Why do you hate the Midwest Farmer??

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:04 PM (Gqar8)

187 Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 12:01 PM (zafwz)

Exactly. Why would I trade in a 6 year old vehicle that's paid off for a new loan? I hope by now I've blocked all the outgoing numbers for the dealer who's been asking.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 12:04 PM (lFFaq)

188 They use Hydrogen and Oxygen, to provide electricity, and charge batteries.

The product of this process is Fresh Water. Perfect!

Posted by: Common Tater
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Hydrogen is PITA to deal with on a large scale. Even the mighty Toyota has been messing around with direct hydrogen combustion (exhaust is hot water vapor plus NOx from what I remember) for decades .

No infrastructure for it, requires gobs of energy to break the bonds of water to generate hydrogen on a large scale (Nukes are the easiest way to do that), energy density is bad unless you liquefy and store under considerable pressure, and it tries to escape and leak all the time from fuel lines and storage.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)

189 The issue becomes a dormant ICE vehicle that potentially sits for months without being driven. I had that before. An old, Chevy Silverado pickup. It would sit for weeks or months on end without even being started. Things started to fall apart anyway... probably due to it just sitting outside all that time and never being driven.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 11:58 AM (jehhT)



There are car show after car show on TV where a dude or 2 go to a junkyard, find a car and make it run, usually without TOO much trouble, after it sitting for a decade or 3.

You're not doing that with an electric car. You're spending $60k and replacing the batteries, which usually requires ripping the entire thing apart just to get to them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 12:05 PM (JA4sW)

190 trade in a 6 year old vehicle that's paid off for a new loan

_-_

Gotta love that, "I bet I can lower your payment" line of crap.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 15, 2026 12:05 PM (i8gur)

191
Why do you hate the Midwest Farmer??
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:04 PM



Farmers should make food, not fuel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 12:05 PM (JA4sW)

192 Exactly. Why would I trade in a 6 year old vehicle that's paid off for a new loan? I hope by now I've blocked all the outgoing numbers for the dealer who's been asking.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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New Car Dealers make all their money from financing nowadays with some of it from their service shops.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:05 PM (E4rtv)

193 I must live under a rock. I've never even heard of a Waymo.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:05 PM (qBdHI)

194 I like a good story, and a good place to tell EV screw ups might be on Cut Jib Podcast

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 12:06 PM (aYs8h)

195 Electric cars ARE the end game --- in 150 + years when we've exhausted the economically recoverable fossil fuels.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 15, 2026 11:59 AM (BW+Gb)
By that time they wil all be compartmentalized into 15 minute People Hives. Brave New World.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar


*sings*

In the Year 2525
you'll live inside a Human Hive
Use a car with electricity to drive
That runs out of power beyond mile five
Woah oh oh!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 12:06 PM (iJfKG)

196 193 I must live under a rock. I've never even heard of a Waymo.
_-_

If you are not an urbanite, you might never encounter it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 15, 2026 12:07 PM (i8gur)

197 "Delaware was sitting on a gold mine."

Delaware made huge money by being friendly to business. A New York company could set up their headquarters in Delaware and pay almost no taxes.

Now Nevada and Texas are competing.

What else does Deleware have to sell if not being business friendly?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 15, 2026 12:07 PM (c232c)

198 What else does Deleware have to sell if not being business friendly?

Corruption and graft?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)

199 I will forever be convinced that the EV push was just a vehicle (see what I did there?) to let the dems release huge grants to green companies in exchange for large cash stuffed envelopes.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:08 PM (2WIwB)

200 No infrastructure for it, requires gobs of energy to break the bonds of water to generate hydrogen on a large scale (Nukes are the easiest way to do that), energy density is bad unless you liquefy and store under considerable pressure, and it tries to escape and leak all the time from fuel lines and storage.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)

The production of hydrogen and oxygen is straightforward electrolysis of water. But it is expensive and requires cheap electricity, which, if you have it, you'd be better off cutting out the inefficient and potentially unsafe (relatively) hydrogen/oxygen production/storage loop and just charging EV batteries cheaply.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:08 PM (dK+Kv)

201 Electric cars ARE the end game --- in 150 + years when we've exhausted the economically recoverable fossil fuels.

--

What, I don't get my long-awaited Jetson's air car?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:08 PM (qBdHI)

202 191
Why do you hate the Midwest Farmer??
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:04 PM


Farmers should make food, not fuel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 12:05 PM (JA4sW)

Ah. Thought it might be their seed corn caps. The old joke is “why do farmers always wear their seed corn caps backwards? So the bill doesn’t get in the way when they look in the mailbox for their government subsidy checks.”

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:08 PM (Gqar8)

203 Exactly. Why would I trade in a 6 year old vehicle that's paid off for a new loan? I hope by now I've blocked all the outgoing numbers for the dealer who's been asking.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 12:04 PM (lFFaq)

Same here, but my blind spot isn't trade in value guarantee, but offers of 0% for 60.
There's something about free money that makes me want to spend it. Even on something I don't need yet.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 12:09 PM (zafwz)

204 Well, Memphis Dem representative Cohen has decided to just...retire.

Sure, the new map made his win nearly impossible, but without even incumbency on his side, GOP should be able to win while barely spending anything.

Coulda happened in Mississippi, too, but oh well, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:09 PM (xBVv0)

205 Outlawing congressional staff would do mountains more for our government than term limits.

Congress must manage their own calendars, write their own bills, and answer their own calls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:02 PM (xBVv0)
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Yes, but is that possible? Won't they just get around it anyway.

I am against term limits, mostly because it will only empower the blob -- The Deep State, and The Party. The Party has too much power already. Look at CA, or the national Dems. Everything is controlled by the interests of The Party.

You see it at the local level on up, where to get elected as lowliest city council, you need approval of The Party. and to raise money, or move up, or do anything.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:09 PM (0MFDl)

206 I must live under a rock. I've never even heard of a Waymo.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:05 PM (qBdHI)

Got room under there?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:09 PM (dK+Kv)

207 Exactly. Why would I trade in a 6 year old vehicle that's paid off for a new loan? I hope by now I've blocked all the outgoing numbers for the dealer who's been asking.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 12:04 PM (lFFaq)


When I get cold calls from car salesmen, I try to recruit them for working for the state tax agency. Collection agents need phone and data entry skills, and the willingness to do cold calls, incoming and outgoing. Revenue (and Consumer and Business Services) are always hiring, and having the basic skills is a good leg up. And there are benefits .
I get a lot of thoughtful salesmen, and I seem to get taken off the phone lists.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 12:09 PM (rbvCR)

208 Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:01 PM (0MFDl)

I'd say that power to the unelected blob is already a problem here. Pols come and go, but staffers stay, and *they* are the ones who control everything all but the most independent pol sees and hears. They are often the ones writing the legislation as well. And they all went through poli-sci programs at big-named schools under the same leftist professors. Until the staffers are changed out as well there will be little point in term limits.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 12:10 PM (lFFaq)

209
That version of the rant monkey always makes me wonder why no scientists are making dogs large enough to be rideable.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 11:11 AM (FpHTM)




You ever seen a Leonberger?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 12:10 PM (y9nCu)

210 205 Yes, but is that possible? Won't they just get around it anyway.

I am against term limits, mostly because it will only empower the blob -- The Deep State, and The Party. The Party has too much power already. Look at CA, or the national Dems. Everything is controlled by the interests of The Party.

You see it at the local level on up, where to get elected as lowliest city council, you need approval of The Party. and to raise money, or move up, or do anything.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:09 PM (0MFDl)

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It's as possible as term limits to implement. Both require constitutional amendments, and both would probably never pass anyway.

But in terms of the day to day reality of being a Congress critter...well, if it's too hard to manage, that should help weed out a bunch of do nothing dullards, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:11 PM (xBVv0)

211 You ever seen a Leonberger?

No, is he getting larger?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

212 I must live under a rock. I've never even heard of a Waymo.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:05 PM (qBdHI)

Got room under there?

--

More room, and cleaner, than The Barrel!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:11 PM (qBdHI)

213 >>>What else does Deleware have to sell if not being business friendly?

Posted by: The Whine Guy

>Credit fraud, extortion, money laundering, the Biden Legacy?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 12:11 PM (D1E+2)

214 I suppose each chamber could pass a rule outlawing staff, but that's never, ever going to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:11 PM (xBVv0)

215 When I get cold calls . . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 12:09 PM (rbvCR)

I always interrupt them mid sales pitch with 20 questions about who they are, what company, what are they selling, to quickly get to "not interested, thanks."

It's kind of like a sport at this point.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:11 PM (dK+Kv)

216 Cohen retiring to spend more time eating KFC

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 12:12 PM (gu0hJ)

217 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:02 PM (xBVv0)

I see you answered much more succinctly while I was typing. I like your idea of just getting rid of all the staffers.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 12:12 PM (lFFaq)

218 209
That version of the rant monkey always makes me wonder why no scientists are making dogs large enough to be rideable.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 11:11 AM (FpHTM)




You ever seen a Leonberger?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 12:10 PM (y9nCu)

Got one at In N Out, double double.

Posted by: It was OK. Kinda furry. at May 15, 2026 12:12 PM (TbWk/)

219 Cohen retiring to spend more time eating KFC

Sounds like he got the message that Swalwell didn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

220 I'd say that power to the unelected blob is already a problem here. Pols come and go, but staffers stay, and *they* are the ones who control everything all but the most independent pol sees and hears.
Posted by: Polliwog

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Exactly, but the only real power the voters have is to "vote the bums out" and term limits would remove that one power.

We need term limits on staffers.

Term limits on politicians only removes the voters only check on their power, and only incentive they have to do as we ask. churn the pols and the staff get even more power.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:13 PM (0MFDl)

221 What else does Deleware have to sell if not being business friendly?

Proposed state motto: "Delaware. We're not Jersey."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 12:13 PM (vTZFs)

222 You answer your phone from an unrecognized number?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 12:14 PM (2Ez/1)

223 You ever seen a Leonberger?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 12:10 PM (y9nCu)

Got one at In N Out, double double.
Posted by: It was OK. Kinda furry. at May 15, 2026 12:12 PM (TbWk/)

Nice comment. Was hoping for a Barack sock though

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 12:14 PM (zafwz)

224 216 Cohen retiring to spend more time eating KFC
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 12:12 PM (gu0hJ)

Proves without a doubt that that was a "gerryrigged" district...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2026 12:14 PM (FtULh)

225 216 Cohen retiring to spend more time eating KFC
Posted by: Smell the Glove

He is a nasty vicious and stupid partisan for the Dems. The folks in Memphis can do far better than that evil clown, but the pols in Memphis that have run that city into the ground on purpose might differ.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:15 PM (E4rtv)

226 224 216 Cohen retiring to spend more time eating KFC
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 12:12 PM (gu0hJ)

Proves without a doubt that that was a "gerryrigged" district...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2026 12:14 PM (FtULh)

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Well, going from D+30 to R+20 has implications.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:15 PM (xBVv0)

227 That Delaware thing is incredible, yet ho-hum typical these days. Excellent example of the civic collapse. It reminded me of one of the early jaw-dropping incidents signaling the trend, when Chrysler bond-holders were looted at the outset of the Affirmative Action Non-entity administration. Including IIRC public sector unions (!) who were among those affected.

The de-banking fascist stuff of course fits perfectly with that, and the key point Buck makes (though it's speculation) is that the executives involved didn't miss a step in complying with the Third World authoritarian instructions from The Party. Amazing, unless you're too young to remember a different country.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 12:15 PM (U/Byj)

228 In Austin last week, a Waymo decided to use the oncoming traffic lane as a turn lane, even though it was completely across a double yellow line.


THOSE cars are FAGS!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 15, 2026 12:16 PM (JA4sW)

229 Well, going from D+30 to R+20 has implications.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:15 PM (xBVv0)

Indeed...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2026 12:16 PM (FtULh)

230 Anyway, I did not want to hijack the fascinating post about ICE and jetsons.

I only brought this up because BT did rant in favor long ago. I will go now. thanks founding father and immature amphibian for the discussion.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:16 PM (0MFDl)

231 "Cohen retiring to spend more time eating KFC."
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I'm really enjoying spending more time with my private sector!

Posted by: Pam Blondi at May 15, 2026 12:16 PM (2Ez/1)

232 Seattle beaches close after exceedingly high levels of poop are found in water

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Must be the whales.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 12:16 PM (ndZc7)

233 Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 12:09 PM (rbvCR)

Ooh! I'll have to try and remember to do that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 12:16 PM (lFFaq)

234 Proves without a doubt that that was a "gerryrigged" district...


Critical knowledge incoming:

People often mix up three highly related phrases, but they each have slightly different meanings and origins according to Merriam-Webster:

Jury-rigged: The oldest term (dating back to the late 1700s), originating as a nautical phrase for improvised, makeshift repairs made on a ship using only available materials.

Jerry-built: Refers to something that was poorly or cheaply constructed from the very beginning.

Jerry-rigged: An amalgamation of the first two terms. It is an accepted, widely used variant of "jury-rigged" to mean something is thrown together hastily

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

235
Did a quick read about the Leonberger.

Sounds like in snow drift proportions of shed hair most of the year if you owned one.

Otherwise they sound great if short lived.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 12:16 PM (iJfKG)

236 Well, going from D+30 to R+20 has implications.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And the chef's kiss is that the likely new Congress critter representing most of Memphis will be a black Republican. She has run without success for a couple of goes I think.

Something similar may happen in SC with a black Republican dropping out of the SC Lt. Gov race to go after Clyburn's new district. That might be why SC gov. decided to go ahead and do that.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:17 PM (E4rtv)

237 If electric cars lose their range in 20 degree weather, wouldn't that also apply to battery-powered planes? That might present a problem at the worst possible time...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 15, 2026 12:17 PM (k9OZB)

238 Electric vehicles will always be a ridiculous concept.

Fun fact:

The first cars were electric and people realized over 150 years ago, electric cars suck and are impractical.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 12:17 PM (XV/Pl)

239 Seattle beaches close after exceedingly high levels of poop are found in water

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Must be the whales.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 12:16 PM (ndZc7)

Commies turn everything to poo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:17 PM (dK+Kv)

240 Cohen retiring to spend more time eating KFC
Posted by: Smell the Glove

The irony of a non-black D bitching about the loss of black representation while representing that so called black district...
The politics of race could offer hours of amusement for a brace comedian

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 12:18 PM (zafwz)

241 "He is a nasty vicious and stupid partisan for the Dems."

This description can now be applied to a large swath of elected Dems at the federal level, which wasn't always the case. It's repulsive and scary. I know one who has shown himself to be cheap trash (and substantively speaking, stupid) like Cohen. Amazing if you knew the guy since before his political start.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 12:18 PM (U/Byj)

242 236 And the chef's kiss is that the likely new Congress critter representing most of Memphis will be a black Republican. She has run without success for a couple of goes I think.

Something similar may happen in SC with a black Republican dropping out of the SC Lt. Gov race to go after Clyburn's new district. That might be why SC gov. decided to go ahead and do that.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:17 PM (E4rtv)

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I just can't wait for TN Democrats to call the new black female representative of Memphis an Aunt Jemima.

Should be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:18 PM (xBVv0)

243 234 Ace’s shelving has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

244 If electric cars lose their range in 20 degree weather, wouldn't that also apply to battery-powered planes? That might present a problem at the worst possible time...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 15, 2026 12:17 PM (k9OZB)

Some have speculated that temps get lower at higher altitudes. Guess we'll never actually know that though.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 12:19 PM (zafwz)

245 Off topic

The "NY Post" had a good headline for today , it has a picture of Xi Jinping and President Trump shaking hands with the caption: "Why can't XI be friends?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:20 PM (OYsYV)

246 Neighbor's wife's Rivian SUV had its suspension tubing eaten by rodents, he said that some soy-derived product is used in the material (!).

WTF?

Anyway, hilarious. I told him my impression was the company wasn't long for the world anyway. He had banged his head against the wall arguing with the insurance company and the car company over paying for the damage.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 12:22 PM (U/Byj)

247 214 I suppose each chamber could pass a rule outlawing staff, but that's never, ever going to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Put the congress critters and Senators back to being based in their home states rather than DC. Use DC only as a ceremonial meeting place for joint sessions like State of the Union.

That would move the staffs back to home states rather than DC. At the same time, move all the various government agencies out of DC and across the country.

They actually considered such dispersal plans seriously during the height of the Cold War for maximum government survivability.

With modern comtech and video conferencing, little need to actually be in DC anymore.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)

248 XI is only sometimes 11

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 12:22 PM (rbvCR)

249 With modern comtech and video conferencing, little need to actually be in DC anymore.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)

Same applies to DExit. Trivially easy and relatively cheap to change states of incorporation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:23 PM (dK+Kv)

250 Term limits. No doubt several wheels turning in this thing, but CA's term limits "reform" preceded its descent into a farcical one-party politically dead state. So they did nothing (probably) to make any difference.

If you have an electorate that won't enforce existing term limits (called elections), some process "fix" won't actually fix anything.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 12:23 PM (U/Byj)

251 ***Despite all this, General Motor’s CEO Mary Barra
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Per a subscription news letter, Ford is still pursuing electric vehicles and electric power storage. Electric power storage sounds like batteries.

Appears that Stellantis is staying out of this tar pit and continuing to offer the hemi.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:24 PM (riU3n)

252 247
That would move the staffs back to home states rather than DC. At the same time, move all the various government agencies out of DC and across the country.

They actually considered such dispersal plans seriously during the height of the Cold War for maximum government survivability.

With modern comtech and video conferencing, little need to actually be in DC anymore.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)

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The ceremonial meeting point could be a warehouse outside Lebanon, Kansas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:24 PM (xBVv0)

253 I saw Whiplash the monkey on his dog, and The One Armed Bandit (buffalo trainer...pretty incredible) at a private rodeo up in Eagle Creek area of Colorado, maybe 20yrs ago...
Didn't get an autograph.
From either.
The monkey, OR the dog...

Posted by: UncleJefe at May 15, 2026 12:24 PM (gAuAm)

254 I don't know who I hate more, democrats or spineless RINO's. I'm leaning RINO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 12:24 PM (abIsI)

255 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 15, 2026 12:25 PM (NcvvS)

256 254 I don't know who I hate more, democrats or spineless RINO's. I'm leaning RINO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 12:24 PM (abIsI)

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This redistricting fight is letting state-level RINOs show their asses in very public ways that will end up being advantageous in future years, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:25 PM (xBVv0)

257 > Neighbor's wife's Rivian SUV had its suspension tubing eaten by rodents, he said that some soy-derived product is used in the material (!).

Lots of cars have electrical wires with soy based plastic sheathing. I personally know several people who have had rodents chew up their electrical harness and had to replace the harness.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2026 12:25 PM (mkw2N)

258 7 "Respect my culture, water kills our kind!"
-- EVs
Posted by: Lizzy
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Rainstorm water in the Hill Country can move mountains and kill anything.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:25 PM (riU3n)

259 Who pays congressional staffers?

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

260 Electric airplanes? For people?

Even I'm not stupid enough to fall for that!

Posted by: Weasel at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (ei1sX)

261
The ceremonial meeting point could be a warehouse outside Lebanon, Kansas Camden, NJ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (abIsI)

262 Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:17 PM (E4rtv)
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Belatedly saw your inquiry into my snake bite a couple days ago -- thanks!

I'm good to go -- after a couple hours in an "our own Personal ER Room" for observation (UNNECESSARY as I was willing to hang out in the Waiting Area) -- and the ER Doctor trying to persuade me to stay for 8 hours on the off chance of it had been a "Mojave Rattler" ... I'm like, "I'm ALREADY afraid of The Bill!"), as we haven't had health insurance since DeathCare in 2012.

Was likely a non-venomous gopher (AKA bull) snake, as I've seen half a dozen the past three months on the roads and trails.

But I really am "That Guy" who will likely die because I refuse to go to a doctor. I would have blown it off and continued hiking after being bit (hey I'm still emotionally 19 and immortal!) if not for the pickleball players -- and particularly a retired nurse who guilted me into going to The ER with her.

Wifey did some quick research last night on anti-venom treatments: it said to be prepared to pay a minimum of $10,000! WTAF? Now I hate killing ANY wildlife, but Imma gonna bust a virtual cap in any potentially venomous snake I see going forward

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (nyTxL)

263 So TJM what's the deal with the MS governor and redistricting? I know MS was long a hive of the GOPe-iest GOPe Republican establishment - is it just that?

And what's the current (projected) scoreboard, D/R, with all the redistricting that has actually been done?

I see GA is going ahead - what's the prospective gain there, R+2?

And yes I'm an indolent f**k who always asks others for info I can get myself. It's a lifestyle and constitutionally protected.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (U/Byj)

264 240 Cohen retiring to spend more time eating KFC
Posted by: Smell the Glove

The irony of a non-black D bitching about the loss of black representation while representing that so called black district...
The politics of race could offer hours of amusement for a brace comedian
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 12:18 PM (zafwz)

He was exhibit A on how this had nothing to do with black representation and everything to do with dems holding on to power. If dems had a conscience they would be embarrassed.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (hftzA)

265 This description can now be applied to a large swath of elected Dems at the federal level, which wasn't always the case. It's repulsive and scary. I know one who has shown himself to be cheap trash (and substantively speaking, stupid) like Cohen. Amazing if you knew the guy since before his political start.

Posted by: rhomboid
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Our degraded class of politicians simply reflect a degraded elite. The ruling class in the West has degraded itself to the point that it is no longer fit to produce the politicians needed for self government.

That is why I think it likely the West will end up turning authoritarian--because our ruling classes are greedy, power and status hungry, and evil. That leads to oppression of the general population who then either revolt leading to a despot or they welcome a despot to remove the ruling class wholesale.

Either way, this sort of elite ends up on the trash heap when times get bad. Until the whole cycle begins all over. Aristotle described the whole cycle millennia ago.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)

266 The first cars were electric and people realized over 150 years ago, electric cars suck and are impractical.
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They were favored by Females, to a degree. Before the advent of the electric starter, hand cranking the engine was difficult. Women lacked the upper body strength to do it, generally. So did a lot of males, if the engine got out of tune. And that was in the summer.

Kettering developed the first mass produced electric starter, partially because a good friend of his died after being a gentleman cranking over a stranded motorist. She forgot to retard the ignition timing, the engine backfired, and set the crank handle into his jaw at high velocity, breaking it. Kickback.

It became infected (pre antibiotic days) and he died.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 12:29 PM (zXS73)

267 I see GA is going ahead - what's the prospective gain there, R+2?

And yes I'm an indolent f**k who always asks others for info I can get myself. It's a lifestyle and constitutionally protected.
Posted by: rhomboid
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For 2028 cycle in Georgia, won't affect 2026. GA Primary date is May 19th this year and Kemp dragged his feet on it despite snapping to for federal court orders to redistrict.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:29 PM (E4rtv)

268 I wouldn't mind getting in a self-driving taxi... with a few caveats.

I'm allowed to be armed.
I'm carrying escape tools (window breaker, seatbelt cutter, etc.).
I am somewhere I know my around on foot to some extent.
The vehicle has a "stop moving right now and let me out" switch. (Or I do.)

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (kU0PQ)

269 The ceremonial meeting point could be a warehouse outside Lebanon, Kansas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think the warehouse used in Footloose is available.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (E4rtv)

270 And yes I'm an indolent f**k who always asks others for info I can get myself. It's a lifestyle and constitutionally protected.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (U/Byj)

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lmfao

In many ways, this too is the story of ShainS ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (nyTxL)

271 Our degraded class of politicians simply reflect a degraded elite. The ruling class in the West has degraded itself to the point that it is no longer fit to produce the politicians needed for self government.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)

But that's not how it's supposed to work in America. If you have a ruling class, you don't have self-government.

But the problem is as you identify - our entire electorate has been degraded such that it doesn't produce many real leaders and so it falls to a group of people who want to run things to do so. And, in the process, leaves it to that group to produce government officials.

We get better government when we bring it back onto our own shoulders. "Our" being the average American citizen.

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (kU0PQ)

272 This redistricting fight is letting state-level RINOs show their asses in very public ways that will end up being advantageous in future years, at least.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:25 PM (xBVv0)

THIS.

To me, the seats won/lost in the 2026 midterms are only superficially important.

De-RINO-ing the right and skullfucking the left in 2030 are the actual targets.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (iNUL3)

273 Nood Kamala.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (iNUL3)

274 Excellent subject matter, Buckster! It is almost like human intelligence is superior v Waymo....

"literally fascist behavior between big banks and the federal government."

Don't forget they are using taxpayer monies, or, we are the backstop to failure.

Posted by: Danimal28 at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (mNOhh)

275 A quick search shows that EVs lose 40% to cold. ICE engines 10-20% dependent on how long they warm up and how short your trip is. Unless you are having a short highway trip, you would see almost no decrease because once the engine is warmed up, the cold doesn't impact it. There might be some degradation due to super cold temps - below zero F - just because of air characteristics at that temp. But nothing like an EV.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2026 03:42 PM (GZYu7)

276 "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.

We have run into a little hiccup here in the Cockpit, and we are asking for your assistance. Flight Attendants will be coming down your aisle collecting all single and AA batteries that you may have in your possessions.

We appreciate your understanding, and thanks once again for flying EcoJet."

Posted by: TXMarko at May 15, 2026 06:36 PM (7flhA)

277 Standing water in San Antonio happens ALL THE TIME.

Posted by: DavidD at May 15, 2026 10:14 PM (MSTeU)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Gabrini GrandCanal1.jpg

The Grand Canal, Venice
Pietro Gabrini

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 I'm KING of the Culesack!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 I'm SAILING away......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Starting My Day - a limerick

A caramel macchiato? Tastes like toffee
Or perhaps a cappuccino? Rich and frothy
Wakes up. Scratches. Looks around.
Hey! Look at what I found
I'll just help myself to Diogenes' coffee

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 09:31 AM (I0N4X)

5 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

6 lum has been NOOD'ed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

7 That sail is filthy. She's calling out for some Ancient Chinese Secret.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:31 AM (gtcuf)

8 Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 09:31 AM (I0N4X)


The gift that keeps on giving.


I nominate this for Comment of the Week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Venusians>>>Venetians

Posted by: Omnec Onec, From Venus I Came at May 15, 2026 09:32 AM (oftw2)

10 Very nice!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 09:32 AM (n3VHW)

11 Japs?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 15, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

12 A ship, but it's not headed off to war.

Only half art.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:32 AM (uEmCf)

13 Wait.....She's QUEEN of the Cul-de-sac.


Just noticed the boobs.......


I feel shame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

14 sloop or dinghy?

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

15 I didn't know girls were allowed to pilot those boats.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 09:33 AM (op/7n)

16 Very nice!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 09:32 AM (n3VHW)




Next up: SVIM vear........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

17 "Johnny told me getting her out on the water would surely get me laid........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

18 Looks like an illustration from a mid-20th century childrens book. Cool!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:33 AM (X8xt3)

19 Vulgar Boatmen and Women are a frequent topic here on the Non-Vibrant Art Thread.

Posted by: Boaty McBoatface at May 15, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)

20 "yoo hoo!"

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

21 Toss-a me da rope you facheem.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 09:34 AM (snZF9)

22 "All aboard for the Crusade to [to be determined]!"

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 09:34 AM (op/7n)

23 Next up: SVIM vear........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

When commercials were funny.

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

24 White Star Line: The Early Years

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

25 That symbol on the sail shows it to be a Jap boat. Maybe this is a pic of the infamous Japanese sneak attack of Europe.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 09:34 AM (g8Ew8)

26 Ay wheres da gabbagool?!

Posted by: ballistic at May 15, 2026 09:34 AM (oqH4h)

27 Needs a new sail.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

28 I saw Vulgar Boatmen and Women open for Dickey Do and the Don'ts at The Speakeasy in '64.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

29 Nice painting. Pleasant colours. Very pretty.

I want to scream out 'Show me your tits!' for some reason.
In Japanese.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 09:35 AM (Sco7b)

30 is that a dory or a skiff

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)

31 i saw vulgar boatmen open for camper van beethoven at the kinetic playground.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

32 "Twenty Buuuuucks! Same as in Tooowwwwn!"

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at May 15, 2026 09:35 AM (U3fVU)

33 Was it over when the Jap Navy attacked Venice?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:35 AM (LxER7)

34 Is she yodeling?
Who is steering the boat?
Who is that poor boy next to her?
I have questions.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at May 15, 2026 09:36 AM (NvtJi)

35 25 That symbol on the sail shows it to be a Jap boat. Maybe this is a pic of the infamous Japanese sneak attack of Europe.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 09:34 AM (g8Ew

Their hair isn't straight or dark enough to be Glorious Nihonjin.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:36 AM (uEmCf)

36 "KONNICHIWA BITCHES!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

37 The sea wasn't very angry, that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 15, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

38 STARBOARD!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 09:37 AM (A5RD0)

39 >> is that a dory or a skiff

a zeph-her?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

40 Nice little canal ya got there.

I think calling it "Grand" is a bit of a stretch. No way two Panamax tankers could pass each other in that dinky little thing, like they'll be able to do from Anchorage all the way to New Orleans in the Grand North American Dignity Canal.

I suggest they rename it the Junior Wopper Canal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 09:37 AM (BI5O2)

41 Italian warship captain known as "Chicken of the Sea".

Posted by: Run, Dodge, Hide! at May 15, 2026 09:38 AM (oftw2)

42 Even she doesn't pay any attention to me.

Posted by: The man in the boat at May 15, 2026 09:38 AM (0sNs1)

43 This is what you get if you sign up for a Tucker Carlson cruise.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

44 O Sole Mio!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2026 09:38 AM (0nHVk)

45 I saw Vulgar Boatmen open for the Butthole Surfers at the Hatch Shell.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

46 The title says it's the grand Canal in Venice

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 15, 2026 09:39 AM (EneHm)

47 Alternate title:

"Giacomo, I'm flying! I'm flying!

Shutta you faceah, Anna Marie!"


Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 09:39 AM (iJfKG)

48
a zeph-her?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)



I hardly knew 'er.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

49 The title says it's the grand Canal in Venice
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 15, 2026 09:39 AM (EneHm)



He wanted to visit her grand Canal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

50 Why don't they just swim across oceans like in rangs ob power?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:39 AM (Pk3sT)

51 We're drifting aimlessly.

Who wants to be the one to tiller?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 09:39 AM (0sNs1)

52 Most of Gabrini's stuff was a lot more colorful and less grimy.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:39 AM (gtcuf)

53 Christopher Columbus went all the way to Spain for E-Z Financing.

Posted by: Buy Here, Pay Here at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2)

54 If you squint hard, you can just make out Mark Wahlberg scuba-ing by underneath with a big sack of gold he just stole from a nearby palace.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM (LxER7)

55 I need someone to provide a list of Deep Cut West Coast Concert Venues so I can finally join in on the "I saw ___ open for..." jokes.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM (uEmCf)

56 Land ho!

Oh wait, no land. Just canals hos.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM (ftFVW)

57 This is what you get if you sign up for a Tucker Carlson cruise.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

The nice thing about the Carlson cruise is after your tryst with a swabbie, you can claim it was a demon that tore up your backside.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM (BI5O2)

58 >is that a dory or a skiff
+++

A scow.

Posted by: Bring out your dead! at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

59
"I'm Queen of the Human Waste and Filth Filled Canals of This Town!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 09:41 AM (s9VOe)

60 I need someone to provide a list of Deep Cut West Coast Concert Venues so I can finally join in on the "I saw ___ open for..." jokes.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM (uEmCf)



If only there was a place you could go to search a vast array of data to find such info quickly and easily........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

61 Dude canceled my AirBnB for the TXMOME. I found another one but checked the usual nicer hotels. They either had no rooms or were overpriced.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 15, 2026 09:41 AM (EneHm)

62 They’re planting hand grenades at the base of a dam!!!

Posted by: JROD at May 15, 2026 09:41 AM (Qc7+O)

63 Did they fish a truck tire out of the canal, or is that a creel?

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)

64 >>a zeph-her?

>>I hardly knew 'er.


so ya didn't whaler in Boston?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:41 AM (X8xt3)

65
so ya didn't whaler in Boston?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:41 AM (X8xt3)



wasn't me.

Never been to Boston.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

66 Alt Title - Jack, Rose and the Titanic, the Early Years

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 09:42 AM (Dv3i1)

67 21 facheem.
barkeep gal at the tavern calls some folks "jabronys."

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

68 Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Al Gore's Amazing Internet at May 15, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

69
If only there was a place you could go to search a vast array of data to find such info quickly and easily........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Indeed! That would be such a marvel!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 09:42 AM (s9VOe)

70 Nice painting. The scene is pleasant but the use of color and blending is what makes it effective for me. Sunlight, dawn or dusk, at the horizon merging with the gentle blue sky. The water reflecting the boat. The hint of movement with white foam at the prow suggesting peaceful movement. The weathered look of the hull and sail blends well with the sky and water. Even the woman's clothes are muted hues. They fit with the rest of the scene.

Yes, I would hang this one. It's relaxing.

Posted by: JTB at May 15, 2026 09:43 AM (yTvNw)

71
Off to conquer Constantinople

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:43 AM (HdYcL)

72 Alternate title:

"1918 - The Empire of Japan's First Invasion of Italy"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

73 There's a turd, And there's a turd. Yet another turd.....

Posted by: Bored guy on the boat at May 15, 2026 09:43 AM (F8sQr)

74 The Grand Canal, Venice, watercolor, sight 38 x 24 1⁄4 in. (96.5 x 61.6 cm), Smithsonian American Art Museum.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

75 Captain Schettino is the most skilled Italian First Officer of modern times.

Posted by: Capsized Carlo at May 15, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)

76 Dude canceled my AirBnB for the TXMOME. I found another one but checked the usual nicer hotels. They either had no rooms or were overpriced.
Posted by: lin-duh

Already?! Last year Hampton was partially under construction... had just assumed things would be back to normal by now.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 15, 2026 09:44 AM (ftFVW)

77 Lateen rigged dory.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at May 15, 2026 09:44 AM (uNwvV)

78 Venice is overrated. Cape Coral, FL has many more miles of canals.

Posted by: And Huge Manatees!! at May 15, 2026 09:44 AM (oftw2)

79 I need someone to provide a list of Deep Cut West Coast Concert Venues so I can finally join in on the "I saw ___ open for..." jokes.
____

Wait, are you telling me that sometimes commentors are making up concerts they claimed to have seen?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 09:45 AM (Dv3i1)

80 The kid in the boat looks sad because he wanted to trim her sails.

Posted by: dantesed at May 15, 2026 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

81 Ricola!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)

82 She has a rather tiny waist.

Posted by: The Male Gaze at May 15, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

83 When the on-coming cigarette boat wakes them, she's going right into the drink.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:45 AM (LxER7)

84
The kid in the boat looks sad because he wanted to trim her sails.
Posted by: dantesed


He could fondle her painter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 09:46 AM (s9VOe)

85 65 "...in the fall"

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)

86 Dolly Parton before she hit it big.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 09:46 AM (Riz8t)

87 I need someone to provide a list of Deep Cut West Coast Concert Venues so I can finally join in on the "I saw ___ open for..." jokes.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM


The Fillmore is all you need, but if you want more, CBD spent a lot of time of time in Berkeley, and can give you the 411.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 09:46 AM (0sNs1)

88 >65 wasn't me.

I met a girl from Venice
and she went to school in France
and I saw her Grand Canal
at the Alpha Kappa dance.

Wasn't me!
No, no child, it wasn't me

Posted by: Chuck Berry at May 15, 2026 09:47 AM (U3fVU)

89 Ole Susanna had some interesting lyrics.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:47 AM (Pk3sT)

90 She's not a gondolier. This looks like a mother and grown son bringing their produce to market.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

91 I use deep cut eastern concert venues for the "I saw - open for" jokes. Are we supposed to be using west coast venues? I didn't get that memo.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:48 AM (gtcuf)

92 Nice boat, but something's mizzen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2026 09:48 AM (6C3mT)

93 Mornin’, All.

Is the chick yodeling? Didn’t know that was a thing in Venice, but whatevs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

94 Sono la Regina del mondo!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

95 Gabrini sounds like a Monty Python word.

Posted by: Semprini? at May 15, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)

96 "A man, a plan, a canal, ANAL!"

Oh wait, that's not it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 09:48 AM (ynpvh)

97 Brandy. Before the bartending gig.

Posted by: She's a fine girl at May 15, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

98 96 "A man, a plan, a canal, ANAL!"

Oh wait, that's not it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 09:48 AM (ynpvh)

Oh? Guess again!

Posted by: The Otters at May 15, 2026 09:49 AM (LxER7)

99 92 Nice boat, but something's mizzen.
____

No poop deck. But that's not needed since the canal is easily accessed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 09:49 AM (Dv3i1)

100 The Grand Canal, Venice

You can't be too careful. They never hit an iceberg with her on the lookout.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 09:49 AM (T7fic)

101 FUN FACT: That boat was later sunk at the Battle of Midway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2026 09:50 AM (6C3mT)

102 There's a turd, And there's a turd. Yet another turd.....

Why I never wanted to make contact with the water at my local marina where all the live-aboards were.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 15, 2026 09:50 AM (9yZMF)

103 I gathering of angels appeared above my head. And sang to me this song of hope...

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:50 AM (gtcuf)

104 Don't take Gabrini if you're allergic to Gabrini.
Side effects include vomiting, diarrhea, and cannibalism.

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at May 15, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

105 91 equally surprised by this. midwest for me.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

106
Ole Susanna had some interesting lyrics.
Posted by: Boss Moss


"My Darling Clementine" larfs:

Light she was, and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine;
Herring boxes without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (s9VOe)

107 I've been to paradise.
But I've never been to me.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (Sco7b)

108 "i'm going to keel you!"

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (R11M+)

109 For a while Venice was one of the strongest powers in the world. Yes that little city with a bit of land in various places in the Med...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (sKqQm)

110 Oh I ran across the left's latest answer to New England being gerrymandered 100%.

It isn't gerrymandering because...we didn't gerrymander it recently. We did it years ago so it doesn't count.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (sKqQm)

111 Is the chick yodeling? Didn’t know that was a thing in Venice, but whatevs.
Posted by: Bulg

Yeah, I knew the Alpen Mountain Guineas yodeled, but not the ones at sea level.

Posted by: Rico-la! at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (oftw2)

112 Heh. Reminds of the Top Gear when they went to Monaco.

Jeremy Clarkson said of the Mediterranean Sea: "Glistening blue.....which is amazing considering how many turds are in it."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

113 "if my knife don't do it, my gunnel!"

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (R11M+)

114 I need someone to provide a list of Deep Cut West Coast Concert Venues so I can finally join in on the "I saw ___ open for..." jokes.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM

The Fillmore is all you need, but if you want more, CBD spent a lot of time of time in Berkeley, and can give you the 411.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 09:46 AM (0sNs1)

I could probably name an infinite number of venues where I've seen the infinite number of bands.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (g8Ew8)

115 You lot are incorrigible.

Love it!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:53 AM (wVcYX)

116 "he needs the surgery to transom!"

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)

117 When I say I saw Flock of Seagulls open for the Go Go's at the Spectrum in 1982, every word is true.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

118 For a while Venice was one of the strongest powers in the world

Where did they put all the dirt from digging out the canals?

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 09:53 AM (T7fic)

119
It isn't gerrymandering because...we didn't gerrymander it recently. We did it years ago so it doesn't count.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (sKqQm)



"The Constitution is, like, over 100 years ago, like, man....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

120 96 lana's party looked like alot more fun from the street.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:54 AM (R11M+)

121 I jumped aboard de telegraph,
And trabbled down de riber,
De lectric fluid magnified,
And killed five hundred...

Oh, my.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:54 AM (gtcuf)

122 We think of Italy as warm and southern. But Venice is at 45 N. latitude, the same as Minneapolis/St. Paul and Green Bay, WI. Europe in general is pretty far north on the shoulder of the Earth

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

123 The only concert venue you need for the “open for” jokes is the Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

124 The Fillmore is all you need, but if you want more, CBD spent a lot of time of time in Berkeley, and can give you the 411.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 09:46 AM (0sNs1)

I could probably name an infinite number of venues where I've seen the infinite number of bands.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 09:52 AM (g8Ew
=====

Fillmore, Red Rocks, Greek Theater, Hollywood Bowl

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

125 External Auditory Meatus - a limerick

There once was a gal named Sue Dennis
Who navigated through peril and menace
They're creepy and bizarre
When viewed from afar
The eerie canals of Venice

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)

126 It isn't gerrymandering because...we didn't gerrymander it recently. We did it years ago so it doesn't count.

Oh, I didn't know that's how it worked. Given that slavery started in 1619, I guess that means it should have been allowed to continue in 1861.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 09:55 AM (Riz8t)

127
I need someone to provide a list of Deep Cut West Coast Concert Venues so I can finally join in on the "I saw ___ open for..." jokes.
Posted by: XTC


Oh, c'mon, the pairing of performing groups is imaginary, why can't the location be imaginary, too? That's how I roll.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 09:56 AM (s9VOe)

128 External Auditory Meatus - a limerick

I first learned the External Auditory Meatus in a Comparative Anatomy class in college. Funny how some terms stick with you.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2026 09:56 AM (Riz8t)

129
List of concert venues:

https://tinyurl.com/5nuteh25

Posted by: I'm the Internet. I'm here to help at May 15, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

130 127 mine wasn't.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+)

131 Bobby Darin's "Clementine":

"She took the foot bridge, way 'cross the water
Though she weighed two ninety-nine;
The old bridge trembled and disassembled --
Dumped her into the foamy brine."

"Hey you, sailor, way out in your whaler
With your harpoon and your trusty line!
If she shows now, yell, "There she blows now!"
It just may be chunky Clementine!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)

132 Fillmore, Red Rocks, Greek Theater, Hollywood Bowl
___

You may want to toss in the occasional creative venues, like for when the band first started out, such as the gymnasium at the Harvey Milk Civil Rights Academy in the Castro district.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 09:58 AM (Dv3i1)

133 If the GOP was a more serious party it would probably answer the left's call to make PR and DC states by calling to combine NE into one of two states, roll DE into MY, and fill out the DC square to take part of NOVA out of VA...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 09:58 AM (sKqQm)

134 Oh, c'mon, the pairing of performing groups is imaginary, why can't the location be imaginary, too? That's how I roll

---------

Nope. The use of real but obscure venues is an integral part of the trope.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at May 15, 2026 09:58 AM (6C3mT)

135
Oh, c'mon, the pairing of performing groups is imaginary, why can't the location be imaginary, too? That's how I roll.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 09:56 AM (s9VOe)



Style guide says it's supposed to be 'some random sample of a comment' opened for 'an actual band' at 'an actual venue' in some random year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

136 The canal has floaters

Posted by: save the wails at May 15, 2026 09:59 AM (LOZbR)

137 I saw Random Sample open for OMD at The Continental, Buffalo, NY 1985

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 10:00 AM (gtcuf)

138 We think of Italy as warm and southern. But Venice is at 45 N. latitude, the same as Minneapolis/St. Paul and Green Bay, WI. Europe in general is pretty far north on the shoulder of the Earth
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

I always tell people not to go to Europe during winter. Depressing only starts to describe it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 10:00 AM (g8Ew8)

139
Style guide says it's supposed to be 'some random sample of a comment' opened for 'an actual band' at 'an actual venue' in some random year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Yeah, well, that's just an opinion, man.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 10:00 AM (s9VOe)

140 I was a keen student of comparative anatomy in high school. As in, comparing girls’ boob sizes.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

141
Gotta go measure for and then order some landscaping bricks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 10:00 AM (s9VOe)

142 Christopher Nolan's inspiring memes!

https://tinyurl.com/bn4cwp5t

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 10:01 AM (X8xt3)

143 132 ides of march, cryin' shames opening for styx at weber high school.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:01 AM (R11M+)

144 I really like this. Boats, horses, battle scenes, and scenes from the Gospels are my favorites.

Portraits and still lifes — Bleah.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 15, 2026 10:01 AM (GD2xa)

145 I didn't know girls were allowed to pilot those boats.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 09:33 AM (op/7n)


She is not piloting, she is just sounding.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 10:01 AM (rbvCR)

146 Style guide says it's supposed to be 'some random sample of a comment' opened for 'an actual band' at 'an actual venue' in some random year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

That's the old style guide. There been numerous updates since.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 10:02 AM (g8Ew8)

147 140 I was a keen student of comparative anatomy in high school. As in, comparing girls’ boob sizes.
Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:00 AM
____
You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 15, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

148 I first learned the External Auditory Meatus in a Comparative Anatomy class in college. Funny how some terms stick with you.
Posted by: Archimedes

*********

I have to apologize for putting that title on that limerick. I was thinking of the 'eary' canal.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 10:02 AM (I0N4X)

149 I remember shouting "Thar she blows!" some years ago.

Posted by: Willie Brown at May 15, 2026 10:02 AM (0sNs1)

150 >>I could probably name an infinite number of venues where I've seen the infinite number of bands.


Heh, same

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 10:03 AM (X8xt3)

151 commenting on how to comment

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 10:03 AM (ZxPkt)

152 On those canals every deck is a poop deck

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 10:04 AM (lq9TY)

153 *Style guide says it's supposed to be 'some random sample of a comment' opened for 'an actual band' at 'an actual venue' in some random year.*
+++++++
Now do Off-Broadway plays.

Posted by: Snooty Theatre Critic at May 15, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

154 I see weed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

155 Style guide says it's supposed to be 'some random sample of a comment' opened for 'an actual band' at 'an actual venue' in some random year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:58 AM


Well, usage of the Oxford Comma is strongly encouraged, and yet we see how seldom that is taken seriously.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at May 15, 2026 10:06 AM (0sNs1)

156 I could probably name an infinite number of venues where I've seen the infinite number of bands.


I remember seeing A Gaggle of Googolplexes at the Mandelbrot Set in '97

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)

157 153 *Style guide says it's supposed to be 'some random sample of a comment' opened for 'an actual band' at 'an actual venue' in some random year.*
+++++++
Now do Off-Broadway plays.

Posted by: Snooty Theatre Critic at May 15, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

Those are mostly gay and lame.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

158 I saw Some Random Sample open for King Oliver’s Creole Jazz Band at the Cotton Club in New York City in the 1920's.

Maxine Waters mom was my date!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 15, 2026 10:06 AM (Sco7b)

159 We fought a war to free ourselves from the Oxford Comma, dammit!

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 10:08 AM (gtcuf)

160 >Well, usage of the Oxford Comma is strongly encouraged, and yet we see how seldom that is taken seriously.
-----

and that pales in comparison to the apostrophe abuse

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 10:08 AM (ZxPkt)

161 I saw Chuck Shumer front for Gray Meat Infection in DC in '24...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:08 AM (ynpvh)

162 160 >Well, usage of the Oxford Comma is strongly encouraged, and yet we see how seldom that is taken seriously.
-----

and that pales in comparison to the apostrophe abuse

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 10:08 AM (ZxPkt)

global apostrophic onanism?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:09 AM (ynpvh)

163 At Politico: "Silicon Valley Wants to Put Chip in Your Brain"

Just one? Usually those guys are more ambitious than that.

Anyway, I'll go with kettle-cooked. NO bbq flavor, NO ruffles, NO f'n Pringles!

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:09 AM (N8ZBc)

164 We think of Italy as warm and southern. But Venice is at 45 N. latitude, the same as Minneapolis/St. Paul and Green Bay, WI. Europe in general is pretty far north on the shoulder of the Earth
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)


Also Salem OR, and Billings MT which have wildly different winters.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 10:09 AM (rbvCR)

165 So we can thank Stateless, who got lucky that night, for Maxine Waters.

Thanks, Bro.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

166 >>I saw Chuck Shumer front for Gray Meat Infection in DC in '24...


Must've been at the Red Room bar!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 10:10 AM (X8xt3)

167 I was a keen student of comparative anatomy in high school. As in, comparing girls’ boob sizes.
Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:00 AM


If you'd taken the AP class, you'd have compared Montgomery's tubercles.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 15, 2026 10:10 AM (0sNs1)

168 163 At Politico: "Silicon Valley Wants to Put Chip in Your Brain"

Just one? Usually those guys are more ambitious than that.

Anyway, I'll go with kettle-cooked. NO bbq flavor, NO ruffles, NO f'n Pringles!

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:09 AM (N8ZBc)

Tortilla or Potato?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:10 AM (ynpvh)

169 158 I saw Some Random Sample open for King Oliver’s Creole Jazz Band at the Cotton Club in New York City in the 1920's.

Maxine Waters mom was my date!!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog.

Yeah, li'l Maxine was too young to get into the Cotton Club. But since she was my date, they let us in!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 15, 2026 10:10 AM (Dv3i1)

170 I see the AP has an article complaining that flint lock muskets are mostly unregulated in the US.

And...do these people even know how the US was founded?

The last time the government tried to seize everyone's muskets through "common sense gun control" it led to the Revolutionary war

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

171 Anyway, I'll go with kettle-cooked. NO bbq flavor, NO ruffles, NO f'n Pringles!

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:09 AM (N8ZBc)

Tortilla or Potato?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:10 AM (ynpvh)

Ketchup flavoured potato chips.
Surprisingly good!

They'd have to be!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 15, 2026 10:11 AM (Sco7b)

172 Ah, the smell of the grand canal.

Reminds me of when I dated your mother Chelsea.

Posted by: Webb Hubble, hung like a gnat at May 15, 2026 10:11 AM (mC7bQ)

173 ...and that pales in comparison to the apostrophe abuse
Posted by: Don Black


*************

Punctuality

It’s always’ been my st'anding philo’sophy
While working on my auto’biography
Wh'en writing form’s posses’sive
I find it mo'st e'xpres’sive
To mis'pla'ce all my s'pare apo’strophe's.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 10:11 AM (I0N4X)

174 151 a manual of form and style.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)

175 Throw in the old school Austin, TX concert venues too

Posted by: ballistic at May 15, 2026 10:13 AM (oqH4h)

176 172 Ah, the smell of the grand canal.

Reminds me of when I dated your mother Chelsea.
Posted by: Webb Hubble, hung like a gnat at May 15, 2026 10:11 AM (mC7bQ)

Hillary Rotten Cooch we called her...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)

177 163 hot pork rind.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

178 Ketchup flavoured potato chips.
Surprisingly good!

They'd have to be!
=====

Smuckers has entered the comments.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2026 10:14 AM (2OYwF)

179 I should put tortilla chips in my brain? Are you out of your mind?! It's gotta be spuds. To keep the nitrogen fixed. Brains need fixed nitrogen.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:14 AM (N8ZBc)

180 170 also true of antique and black powder.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:15 AM (R11M+)

181 the internet is where grammar goes to die

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 10:15 AM (ZxPkt)

182 179 I should put tortilla chips in my brain? Are you out of your mind?! It's gotta be spuds. To keep the nitrogen fixed. Brains need fixed nitrogen.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:14 AM (N8ZBc)

The broken nitrogen is no bueno...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:16 AM (ynpvh)

183 181 the internet is where grammar goes to die

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 10:15 AM (ZxPkt)

https://youtu.be/j6eFNRKEROw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

184 A quote from the AP flintlock article:

"If you’re talking military service, then the Brown Bess or the Charleville – as standard military arms – would be more like the M16 of its day,” Hlebinsky told the DCNF, referencing the standard infantry rifle family issued by the United States military since the Vietnam War. “However, it is important to note that those designs were based on the original AR-15 patents.”

The AR-15 is even more special than I expected thought!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 10:18 AM (0sNs1)

185 The AOSHQ style guide also specifies that The Barrel is NOT a picnic in the park or a family-friendly amusement park ride, but does anybody pay attention to that these days? Someone even tried to put up frilly curtains a while back.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 10:18 AM (I0N4X)

186 Where did they put all the dirt from digging out the canals?
Posted by: t-bird

Dunno, but in NYC, Ellis Island was originally 2 acres. Fill from subway tunnel construction boosted that to the present 27 acres.

Posted by: Phil McCavity at May 15, 2026 10:19 AM (oftw2)

187
At Politico: "Silicon Valley Wants to Put Chip in Your Brain"


That asshole. No!

Chip can go fuck himself.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 10:19 AM (iJfKG)

188 I'll just help myself to Diogenes' coffee
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 09:31 AM

While I was walking along rhe waterfront on Naxos, I snapped a pic of Diogenes Pizzeria and Diogenes Cafe and Bar. Just because.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 10:20 AM (xLei+)

189 Someone even tried to put up frilly curtains a while back.
Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 10:18 AM


Business is down, and they said it would help with branding.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 15, 2026 10:21 AM (0sNs1)

190 Someone even tried to put up frilly curtains a while back.
Posted by: muldoon

One needs a place to wipe their ass.

Posted by: Gotta Go! at May 15, 2026 10:21 AM (oftw2)

191 the internet is where grammar goes to die

**********

My grammar died in a nursing home.

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 10:21 AM (I0N4X)

192 At Politico: "Silicon Valley Wants to Put Chip in Your Brain"

I got a tapeworm lavre residing in my brain.

I named him "Al".

Posted by: RFK Jr. , Worm Brain at May 15, 2026 10:22 AM (mC7bQ)

193 I snapped a pic of Diogenes Pizzeria and Diogenes Cafe and Bar. Just because.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

**********

Heh! Nice!

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 10:22 AM (I0N4X)

194 Hey, RMBS! What’d you bring us?

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

195 Guy has a look of "I wonder if she can swim? Would anyone notice the splash after her caterwauling?"

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 10:23 AM (kU0PQ)

196 All theater, opera and musicals are gay and lame.

So are Ice Capades.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 10:23 AM (k4n+U)

197 "Avenger" (2006) Sam Elliott goes Rambo on the bad guys. He asks his armorer for an AR-15, but he fields a weapon that looks to me like an M4. The imfdb database has no entry for this movie, so I need somebody to watch the movie, verify, and then put them/us some f'n knowledge about this.

Now it's a movie AND a gun thread. You're welcome.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:23 AM (N8ZBc)

198 hot pork rind.
Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

Hot Pork Rind opened for Sucking Piglets at the Ramrod Park in Austin, TX. Didn't go to that concert.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 10:23 AM (g8Ew8)

199 I predict a 100% decrease in the leftard deployment of Fake Hate Crime Swastikas.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 10:23 AM (fkeut)

200 187
At Politico: "Silicon Valley Wants to Put Chip in Your Brain"


That asshole. No!

Chip can go fuck himself.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 10:19 AM (iJfKG)

There's a term for putting Chip in your brain...
https://youtu.be/ZrjTFTAY3nI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:24 AM (ynpvh)

201 It's … ! Rudy Vallee singing "When I'm calling you - oo - oo - oo, oo-oo-oo!" … wait - I'm dating myself, aren't I? Never mind.

Posted by: Dr_No at May 15, 2026 10:24 AM (ayRl+)

202 the internet is where grammar goes to die

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 10:15 AM (ZxPkt)

I thought that was New York and Michigan nursing homes

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 10:25 AM (fkeut)

203 Hey, RMBS! What’d you bring us?
Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:23 AM

Cool pics you can view at the NoVaMoMe. Baggage weight limits, and all that...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 10:25 AM (xLei+)

204 ...and that pales in comparison to the apostrophe abuse
Posted by: Don Black

*************

This is about me innit?

Posted by: La'shondra at May 15, 2026 10:26 AM (2Ez/1)

205 197 "Avenger" (2006) Sam Elliott goes Rambo on the bad guys. He asks his armorer for an AR-15, but he fields a weapon that looks to me like an M4. The imfdb database has no entry for this movie, so I need somebody to watch the movie, verify, and then put them/us some f'n knowledge about this.

Now it's a movie AND a gun thread. You're welcome.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:23 AM (N8ZBc)

What gets me is in anime, and tv, often when a bullet is show coming at someone, it's the entire cartridge. There was an episode of "Forensic Files" where they showed the animation prepared for the court...and yes, the entire cartridge was shown going through the wall. What did the perp use, a slingshot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:26 AM (ynpvh)

206 198 hot pork rind.
Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

Hot Pork Rind opened for Sucking Piglets at the Ramrod Park in Austin, TX. Didn't go to that concert.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 10:23 AM (g8Ew

Chicharrones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:27 AM (ynpvh)

207 Europe is only inhabitable because we allow the Gulf Stream to warm it. Trump should redirect it westward, which could turn Greenland into a semi-tropical paradise.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at May 15, 2026 10:27 AM (oftw2)

208 192 the earwig laid eggs.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:27 AM (R11M+)

209 "What gets me is in anime, and tv, often when a bullet is show coming at someone, it's the entire cartridge."

What always gets me is bad gun handling. Ooodles of it in movies. Makes my hair stand up.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:28 AM (N8ZBc)

210 209 "What gets me is in anime, and tv, often when a bullet is show coming at someone, it's the entire cartridge."

What always gets me is bad gun handling. Ooodles of it in movies. Makes my hair stand up.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:28 AM (N8ZBc)

What ever do you mean?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 15, 2026 10:30 AM (ynpvh)

211 Who red pilled Lazy Mary?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 15, 2026 10:30 AM (w/O5Q)

212 Chicharrones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:27 AM (ynpvh)

This is a thing with me: I like the light, fluffy, crispy pork rinds. I do not like the hard, crackling bits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2026 10:30 AM (bss/y)

213 There's a term for putting Chip in your brain...
https://youtu.be/ZrjTFTAY3nI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:24 AM (ynpvh)


That's like a...oh, I don't know...3rd tier movie, but still-

a lot of fun to watch.

I wind-up watching it once a year on streaming if there's nothing better on.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 10:30 AM (iJfKG)

214 201 It's … ! Rudy Vallee singing "When I'm calling you - oo - oo - oo, oo-oo-oo!" … wait - I'm dating myself, aren't I? Never mind.
Posted by: Dr_No

No, silly, that was Nelson Eddy and Jeanette McDonald.

Posted by: I Own A Raccoon Coat at May 15, 2026 10:30 AM (oftw2)

215 212 Chicharrones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:27 AM (ynpvh)

This is a thing with me: I like the light, fluffy, crispy pork rinds. I do not like the hard, crackling bits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2026 10:30 AM (bss/y)

When my wife was alive, she loved the chicharrones en salsa verde I would make...she'd place them in corn tortillas and eat them that way...

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 15, 2026 10:31 AM (ynpvh)

216 200 "...gets switched to overload"

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:31 AM (R11M+)

217 Simple colors and painting
Would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 10:31 AM (gu0hJ)

218 "What gets me is in anime, and tv, often when a bullet is show coming at someone, it's the entire cartridge."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


**********

Weren't the Dum Dums in Roger Rabbit drawn that way?

Posted by: muldoon at May 15, 2026 10:31 AM (I0N4X)

219
What gets me is in anime, and tv, often when a bullet is show coming at someone, it's the entire cartridge. There was an episode of "Forensic Files" where they showed the animation prepared for the court...and yes, the entire cartridge was shown going through the wall. What did the perp use, a slingshot?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:26 AM (ynpvh)



Or the stupid pali grandma.

"Those evil Joos shoot these boolets at my house!"

*holds up two intact 5.56 rounds*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 10:32 AM (y9nCu)

220 "What gets me is in anime, and tv, often when a bullet is show coming at someone, it's the entire cartridge."
+++
Or how you can magically create a tunnel entrance by just painting it on the side of a large boulder.

Posted by: My six year old self at May 15, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)

221 "Avenger" (2006) Sam Elliott goes Rambo on the bad guys. He asks his armorer for an AR-15, but he fields a weapon that looks to me like an M4. The imfdb database has no entry for this movie, so I need somebody to watch the movie, verify, and then put them/us some f'n knowledge about this.

He was good in "The Challenge" a made for tv movie. No mustache.

Posted by: Zombie Darren McGavin at May 15, 2026 10:32 AM (mC7bQ)

222 Here's the thing about TV and movie gunfights:

no one wears hearing protection, and no one experiences even temporary hearing loss

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 10:32 AM (ZxPkt)

223 Nice hourglass figure on the lady.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

224 "The acoustics here are perfect for yodeling!"

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2026 10:32 AM (2RJDy)

225 221 Everybody loves Sam Elliott. Who doesn't love Sam Elliott? Nobody, that's who.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:35 AM (N8ZBc)

226 how nice and quiet the silenced weapons in the matrix are.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:36 AM (R11M+)

227 224 "The acoustics here are perfect for yodeling!"

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2026 10:32 AM (2RJDy)

https://youtu.be/Co6UNX7fqj4

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 15, 2026 10:36 AM (ynpvh)

228 Or the stupid pali grandma.

"Those evil Joos shoot these boolets at my house!"

*holds up two intact 5.56 rounds*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 10:32 AM (y9nCu)

Reminds me of that old "All Your Fakes Are Belong To Us" yootoob bit.

Wonder if that's still available....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:36 AM (LxER7)

229 "I like the patina."

- Bertie Wooster

Posted by: 496 at May 15, 2026 10:37 AM (sOtuf)

230 We’re less than 2 months from July 4th on 250th birthday and there’s like nothing out there. There’s no buzz. I expected a big lead up to it, but nada as far as I can tell.

It just me or what?

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 10:38 AM (f5ZdA)

231 Painting: Very nice. It's got that centralized pointy thing that the museum docents gesture to, and say "Note in particular the composition." That's how you know it's good art.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:38 AM (N8ZBc)

232
Here's the thing about TV and movie gunfights:

no one wears hearing protection, and no one experiences even temporary hearing loss
Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 10:32 AM (ZxPkt)



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YES, I'LL TAKE THE CRAB CAKES!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Errr, sir? I asked if you wanted cream in your coffee...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 10:38 AM (y9nCu)

233 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:38 AM (ynpvh)

234 230 that's because everything out there hates america.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:38 AM (R11M+)

235 Heroq, our town is putting up the banners and flags right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 10:39 AM (z2aPa)

236 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 10:38 AM (y9nCu)

My ears still ring, 40 years later...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:39 AM (ynpvh)

237 60 If only there was a place you could go to search a vast array of data to find such info quickly and easily........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

Are you talking about the Yellow Pages?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2026 10:39 AM (2RJDy)

238 in the lower left, are those deliberate floaters, or did the paint flake off?

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)

239 "The acoustics here are perfect for yodeling!"
Posted by: tankdemon

Boston Whaler. > Boston Acoustics

Posted by: Karen Bass at May 15, 2026 10:40 AM (rgnea)

240 230 We’re less than 2 months from July 4th on 250th birthday and there’s like nothing out there. There’s no buzz. I expected a big lead up to it, but nada as far as I can tell.

It just me or what?
Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 10:38 AM (f5ZdA)
---
At the local level (where I am) I haven't really seen any promotions for big events related to the 250th. At the national (media) level, I haven't seen squat.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 15, 2026 10:41 AM (cWLG3)

241 We’re less than 2 months from July 4th on 250th birthday and there’s like nothing out there. There’s no buzz. I expected a big lead up to it, but nada as far as I can tell.

It just me or what?
Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 10:38 AM (f5ZdA)

Where do you live?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 10:41 AM (g8Ew8)

242 71
Off to conquer Constantinople
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:43 AM (HdYcL)

Instanbul

Posted by: They Might Be Giants at May 15, 2026 10:42 AM (2RJDy)

243 "Now it's a movie AND a gun thread. You're welcome."

Boobs

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 15, 2026 10:42 AM (zBgIx)

244 242 71
Off to conquer Constantinople
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:43 AM (HdYcL)

Instanbul
Posted by: They Might Be Giants at May 15, 2026 10:42 AM (2RJDy)

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That's nobody's business but the Turks

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 15, 2026 10:43 AM (cWLG3)

245 242 nobody's bidnis but the terkz.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:43 AM (R11M+)

246 Is it just me or what?
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or what.

Posted by: Smart alec at May 15, 2026 10:43 AM (2Ez/1)

247 Off to conquer Constantinople

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:43 AM (HdYcL)

Have fun storming the castle!

- IYKYK

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 10:43 AM (iNUL3)

248 Rural small town July 4 parades >> big city July 4 parades.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:43 AM (N8ZBc)

249 Now I have a bunch of thumbnails on ewetub of Pedro kissing Stephen Colbert.

This is horrifying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2026 10:44 AM (bss/y)

250 Every thread is really a boob thread.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

251 Everybody loves Sam Elliott. Who doesn't love Sam Elliott? Nobody, that's who.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 10:35 AM (N8ZBc)

Another dumb leftard though

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 10:45 AM (fkeut)

252 We don't celebrate July 4th.
We celebrate Independence Day.

Posted by: Polite cough at May 15, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)

253 "pedro offers you his protection"

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:46 AM (R11M+)

254 @249 It looked like Stephen Colbert reallg leaned into it too. He's really committed to Team Lefty!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 15, 2026 10:46 AM (cWLG3)

255 We’re less than 2 months from July 4th on 250th birthday and there’s like nothing out there. There’s no buzz. I expected a big lead up to it, but nada as far as I can tell.

It just me or what?
Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 10:38 AM (f5ZdA)


I suspect this is just the media and their Democrat buddies and cucks,

trying to without anything from Trump that could be considered positive.

If The Coconut had won, it'd be all red, white and blue, and hooray for the black midget women of Nantucket who led the Revolution 24/7.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 10:46 AM (iJfKG)

256 252 take your hat off.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:46 AM (R11M+)

257 Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
JD Vance appears to call for jailing Democrats who oppose MAGA: “We gotta get them out of this country and we gotta get them in prison.”

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Works for me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

258 Ay wheres da gabbagool?!
Posted by: ballistic at May 15, 2026 09:34 AM (oqH4h)


Ha! I actually just finished watching The Sopranos earlier this week. First time watching it. Not sure if I'll rewatch.

Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2026 10:47 AM (5L7BE)

259
*sigh*

without = withhold

Thx Ac.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 10:48 AM (iJfKG)

260 I need someone to provide a list of Deep Cut West Coast Concert Venues so I can finally join in on the "I saw ___ open for..." jokes.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:40 AM (uEmCf)

Not just West Coast. Kinetic Playground was a short-lived Chicago venue, and camper van beethoven was an actual band.
Dudes memory is in full wayback machine mode.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 10:48 AM (zafwz)

261 @HQNewsNow

JD Vance appears to call for jailing Democrats who oppose MAGA: “We gotta get them out of this country and we gotta get them in prison.”


They're killing conservatives. I think jailing liberals is quite measured and restrained, considering.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 10:50 AM (iNUL3)

262 122 We think of Italy as warm and southern. But Venice is at 45 N. latitude, the same as Minneapolis/St. Paul and Green Bay, WI. Europe in general is pretty far north on the shoulder of the Earth
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

Palm trees grow naturally in Ireland, despite the fact that the southernmost point of thst country is further north than any state except Alaska.

That Gulfstream ain't no joke.

Posted by: They Might Be Giants at May 15, 2026 10:50 AM (2RJDy)

263 Workers at daily mail cover walls in poop.

https://tinyurl.com/bdct9tzu

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2026 10:50 AM (YZ0Fo)

264 FWIW, my local classical radio station is doing an America 250 series with a lot of info about the founding times.

Did you know that Johann Pachelbel had a son, Charles Theodore Pachelbel, who left Europe in the 1730’s and emigrated to the American Colonies, settling first in Boston before taking up permanent residence in Charleston, S.C., where he was active in the local musickal scene?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:50 AM (LxER7)

265 Greasy Newsom is bragging about this.

Governor Newsom Press Office
@GovPressOffice
Student funding in California is now a RECORD HIGH! Since Governor Newsom took office, it’s increased 66%— reaching $28,282 per student as the state makes historic investments in public education.

-
But not this.

PoIiMath
@politicalmath
"In California, only 28% of Black fourth graders read at or above basic level, for instance, compared to 52% in Mississippi"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 10:51 AM (ndZc7)

266 Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
JD Vance appears to call for jailing Democrats who oppose MAGA: “We gotta get them out of this country and we gotta get them in prison.

That was in response to a guy at the event yesterday saying the illegal Allen fraudsters should go to gitmo

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2026 10:51 AM (YZ0Fo)

267 She has a rather tiny waist.
Posted by: The Male Gaze at May 15, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

Just in comparison with those birthing hips and the family buffet up top

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 10:51 AM (zafwz)

268 260 most recently the rainbow roller rink. my sis saw hendrix there. floyd played there too, all back when i was still climbin' trees.

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 10:52 AM (R11M+)

269 252 Except that independence wasn’t declared on the 4th. I believe that that happened on the 2d.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:52 AM (77rzZ)

270 Not just West Coast. Kinetic Playground was a short-lived Chicago venue, and camper van beethoven was an actual band.
Dudes memory is in full wayback machine mode.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 10:48 AM (zafwz)

Camper Van Beethoven opened for Bach To The Future at the Zoo Amphitheater in '84.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2026 10:52 AM (g8Ew8)

271 Worst remake of Titanic ever!

Posted by: mindful webworker - or is it Gilligan's Island? at May 15, 2026 10:53 AM (cz4n2)

272 Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
JD Vance appears to call for jailing Democrats who oppose MAGA: “We gotta get them out of this country and we gotta get them in prison.”

-
Works for me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)


It's more fake news via editing.

JD calls for "the Fraudsters". ie. the foreign looters to be deported and imprisoned.


Speaking of JD..."Scrubs" reruns are on hulu. They're still funny.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 10:53 AM (iJfKG)

273 Did you know that Johann Pachelbel had a son, Charles Theodore Pachelbel, who left Europe in the 1730’s and emigrated to the American Colonies, settling first in Boston before taking up permanent residence in Charleston, S.C., where he was active in the local musickal scene?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Did he man the cannon during the Revolution?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

274 264 Did he have a cannon?

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

275 Sock removal comment. Feel free to ignore the content of this comment because its purpose is merely to remove an unwanted sock. As this is not a regular comment, the reader should not expect anything insightful or witty, and it is suggested thst the reader move on to the next comment at this time.

Thank you for yourbattention to this matter.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2026 10:54 AM (2RJDy)

276 Horde Mind - ACTIVATE!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 10:54 AM (LxER7)

277 Chicharrones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 10:27 AM (ynpvh)


The worst chicharrones are the ones they fry in cottonseed or peanut oil instead of lard.
You know, so it is heart-healthy.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 10:54 AM (rbvCR)

278 JD calls for "the Fraudsters". ie. the foreign looters to be deported and imprisoned.

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Fraudsters, Democrats, tomayto, tomahto.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)

279
Did you know that Johann Pachelbel...


I like Pachelbel's Crispy Tacolada!


Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 10:55 AM (iJfKG)

280 She hobbit,
Hampton Inn has no rooms. I'll either stay in the new Airbnb or in Mexia. No worries.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 15, 2026 10:57 AM (EneHm)

281 Best Western. Mexia. Just saying.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 10:58 AM (2Ez/1)

282 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I like the art today. I'd hang it.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 10:59 AM (2WIwB)

283 We don't celebrate July 4th.
We celebrate Independence Day.

Posted by: Polite cough at May 15, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)


THIS!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 11:00 AM (iERP6)

284 Good God. Three fine examples of Horde mind in one thread...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 11:00 AM (OUMaO)

285 >>JD calls for "the Fraudsters". ie. the foreign looters to be deported and imprisoned.

FINED, imprisoned, deported, or you know, capital punishment?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 11:01 AM (X8xt3)

286 JD Vance appears to call for jailing Democrats who oppose MAGA: “We gotta get them out of this country and we gotta get them in prison.”

but...

It's more fake news via editing.
JD calls for "the Fraudsters". ie. the foreign looters to be deported and imprisoned.


I'm failing to see the difference and/or what might be objectionable.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 11:01 AM (T7fic)

287 Looters, shooters, Frankenstein cooters

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:02 AM (ds7a/)

288 Best Western. Mexia. Just saying.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 10:58 AM (2Ez/1)

Concur.

Posted by: RI Red at May 15, 2026 11:02 AM (Edxq2)

289 269 252 Except that independence wasn’t declared on the 4th. I believe that that happened on the 2d.
Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 10:52 AM (77rzZ)

I believe you are correct. The Continental Congress approved the motion to claim Independence on July 2, and Jefferson's Declaration was accepted and signed by Hancock on the 4th.

Note: the fact that Jefferson was pretty much the least accomplished and youngest member of the committee selected to write the Declaration was as much a reason as his skill in turning a phrase that he was selected to do the writing. Kind of like how in high schools across the country, the nerd is the one doing all the work while the jocks and pretty girls party.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 15, 2026 11:02 AM (2RJDy)

290 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I like the art today. I'd hang it.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 10:59 AM (2WIwB)


Who's gonna tell him why it's gone.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 15, 2026 11:03 AM (zafwz)

291 Something something about Ben Franklin being out of the country at the time. Jefferson got tapped for the task.

My parents had these cool reproduction aged parchments of historical documents framed on the wall at my boyhood home. The Declaration and Constitution, “10,000 Reward!!!” for JW Booth, things like that. Not sure where they got them, probably s&H green stamps, or in boxes of Breeze or something.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 11:07 AM (ds7a/)

292 Nood Border Collie.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 11:09 AM (iNUL3)

293 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 11:11 AM (JA4sW)

294 JD Vance appears to call for jailing Democrats who oppose MAGA: “We gotta get them out of this country and we gotta get them in prison.



I was already voting for him. Now with this news I’ll vote for him twice.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 11:11 AM (f5ZdA)

295 We need July 2-4 mega holiday. Fuck it let’s just do all of July as a holiday. French style.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 11:12 AM (f5ZdA)

296 We landed at the Venice airport at dusk. We’d booked a private boat to the Rialto Bridge, randomly got boat #1. The other boats cleared out for him. Great boat, passed everything in sight, saw a plane land over us, slowed down in the Grand Canal with all the warm yellow lights at the waterside restaurants.

Posted by: Lester Fahrner at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (+IxaW)

The Morning Report — 5/ 15/26

DAMBASS.jpg


Good morning kids. Considering what's going on in the world, and how it has a direct impact right here at home, this story seems to be fading away far too quickly.

Authorities reported a bomb at an Alabama dam that posed “an unprecedented threat” during routine repairs on Tuesday.

Mobile’s water and sewer agency alerted the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office after discovering a grenade-like improvised explosive device underwater at the federally designated Converse Reservoir dam, according to local media reports. The nearby Daphne Search and Rescue Team, Mobile Police Department (MPD), Alabama Law Enforcement Agency (ALEA) and FBI bomb squad also responded to the scene.(RELATED: Trump DOJ Hits DC Pipe Bomb Suspect With Terror Charges)

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) was also notified of the discovery.

The Converse Reservoir is a 3,600-acre lake that “is the source of all drinking water and most raw water” for the Mobile area, according to the Mobile Area Water and Sewer System (MAWSS).

Officials have not released information on anyone potentially responsible for placing the bomb or how it happened. The Gulf Coast Regional Maritime Response and Render-Safe Team retrieved and safely detonated the device, Advance Local reported. . .

. . . “This is an unprecedented threat, and we are fortunate that this device was discovered before it could cause serious damage to our water supply or harm to individuals,” MAWSS Director Bud McCrory said, NBC 15 reported. “We are grateful for the professionalism and competency of our law enforcement partners — as well as the quick thinking of our contractors and divers — in identifying this device and safely destroying it.”

Agencies are working to boost security around the dam, multiple outlets reported.

While this is indeed an "unprecedented threat," not to minimize the disaster that could have happened had the explosive detonated and the dam was actually breached, given our pre-Donald Trump non-existent border and immigration control, and the proclivities of our global adversaries/rivals and let's face it enemies, imagine a more sophisticated device planted at the base of Hoover Dam?

I suppose, that is I pray, that the security in and around the Dam and other highly sensitive sites would be extremely tight. And yet, experience should teach us that assuming this to be the case would be most unwise. And lest we forget, there are those among us who are not foreigners, by birth anyway, who seek our destruction for various and sundry ideological reasons.

The man accused of starting the Palisades fire, one of the costliest disasters in U.S. history, was motivated by a resentment for the rich and viewed Luigi Mangione, the suspect in the killing of UnitedHealthcare’s chief executive, as a Robin Hood-like figure, according to court documents detailing evidence gathered by federal prosecutors.

In a court brief filed last week, authorities say a forensic review of his computer showed Jonathan Rinderknecht searched “Free Luigi” and “reddit lets kill all billionaires” in December 2024.
Rinderknecht, 30, is accused of starting the Lachman fire in Pacific Palisades on Jan. 1, 2025, which smoldered underground for a week before exploding into the deadly Palisades fire.

I was thinking perhaps a whacko Red/Green enviro-communist, but anything that advances, in their twisted minds the cause of anti-Americanism and freedom is fair game. By any means necessary, right?

Also, Iran is on the verge of economic collapse with the regime not far behind it and Red China's economy and society are also not necessarily in tip-top shape either, despite the propaganda to the contrary... though certainly not nearly in as critical a condition as Iran. The latter have exported terrorism around the globe since Jimmy Carter midwifed them into the world 47 years ago, while China has followed the Soviet model of infiltrating our society to bring us down from within going back even farther. Mao's cultural revolution was not limited to the confines of China, as has been plainly evident for quite some time now.


“A police station operating in New York City at the direction of the Chinese government has been exposed, its sinister purpose disrupted, and its founder held accountable for blatantly disregarding the law and our country’s sovereignty.” – U.S. Attorney Joseph Nocella Jr. . . . Lu faces up to 10 years in prison for acting as an illegal foreign agent and an additional 20 years for obstruction of justice. His conviction underscores growing concerns about Chinese influence operations on U.S. soil. It also highlights the CCP’s global strategy to suppress dissent and exert its power far beyond its borders. On Tuesday, the National Pulse reported on Eileen Wang, the Democrat mayor of Arcadia, California, pleading guilty to acting as an illegal agent for the Chinese government.

Lest we forget Eric Swalwell, NYC pol Grace Meng, Dianne Feinstein's chauffeur the Confucius institute's on college campuses all over America and on and on. Not to mention the massive tracts of farmland as well as real estate abutting sensitive military installations and far too many Chinese nationals employed in our defense and tech sectors as well as research facilities, stealing our secrets.

And of course, unleashing germ warfare on us...

The recent indictment of former senior NIAID official David Morens has ripped the lid off the COVID-era corruption machine. Now, against the backdrop of the United States Senate investigation on COVID origins, North Carolina taxpayers and families also deserve to know whether their flagship public university played any role in the research that may have sparked the entire disaster.
Ralph Baric, a world-renowned virologist at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, by all accounts collaborated for years with Shi Zhengli at China’s Wuhan Institute of Virology on bat coronaviruses capable of infecting humans. NIH grants under Anthony Fauci helped fund that work -- including controversial gain-of-function experiments that many experts now believe helped create the conditions for the pandemic.

As a state-supported institution -- with Chapel Hill as North Carolina’s flagship campus -- UNC owes its citizens full transparency. There are reports of public information requests being either ignored or stonewalled. Who was paid what, and why? Where did the money flow in from, and where did it finally land? What was the actual result of the research conducted in Chapel Hill -- a scientific breakthrough in a bottle, or harm to millions?
Leaving the investigation in the hands of the United States Senate is not enough.

And suddenly, we have an outbreak of the Hantavirus on a US-bound cruise ship, just as we may be on the verge of toppling Iran, boxing in the Red Chinese and maybe even toppling the Cuban communists and liberating that island gulag after 66 years. Our enemies abroad and especially in our midst can't have that, now can they. Not with two crucial elections in November and then 2028 in the balance...

On April 1, 2026, The MV Hondius, a Dutch-registered cruise ship, departed from Ushuaia, a city in southern Argentina. Between April 6 and April 28, a number of passengers became sick, with the first reported death on April 11. On May 2, an outbreak of hantavirus was officially reported to the World Health Organization (WHO). Hantavirus is carried by rodents and there are currently no targeted treatments or widely available vaccines. Consequently, the 18 American passengers have been put into quarantine. Sixteen of the passengers are being monitored at the University of Nebraska Medical Center in Omaha, while the other two passengers are at Emory University Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia. One of the passengers has been placed in biocontainment due to testing positive for the Andes virus, a hantavirus subtype. The passengers reportedly range from their late 20s to their 80s. Early symptoms typically include fatigue, fever, and muscle aches, especially in the larger muscles of the hips, thighs, and back. Hantavirus symptoms typically occur between one and eight weeks after exposure...

“The risk of hantavirus to the general public remains very, very low,” said Admiral Brian Christine, Assistant Secretary for Health at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS).

But the risk to Democrats, Leftists and globalists is existential, should they lose the next two elections.

Have a great weekend.


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  • Mobile’s water and sewer agency alerted the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office after discovering a grenade-like improvised explosive device underwater at the federally designated Converse Reservoir dam, according to local media reports. The nearby Daphne Search and Rescue Team, Mobile Police Department (MPD), Alabama Law Enforcement Agency (ALEA) and FBI bomb squad also responded to the scene.
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1 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 15, 2026 07:11 AM (Kcw7x)

2 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

3 Ha top ten

Posted by: TALACHULITNA at May 15, 2026 07:15 AM (JwHz5)

4
Mobile’s water and sewer agency alerted the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office after discovering a grenade-like improvised explosive device underwater at the federally designated Converse Reservoir dam, according to local media reports.

"Miller! That useless git!"
"What? It didn't work!"
"Yes I know it didn't work!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:15 AM (HdYcL)

5 Willowed:

Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 50 overcast degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. It's not supposed to get much warmer or clearer, so the view out of my window is basically the view I'll have all day.

I had a pretty lousy couple of days, so am hoping to feel better and get more editing done today. Decided to try and change my mood by book shopping; got a few interesting ones, but that's a topic for the Book Thread.

And, not that it would come as any surprise to anyone with even the least knowledge of her, Althouse also thinks Karen Bass getting hit in the face with a tomato is encouraging violence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:16 AM (qRla/)

6 Let me take a wild guess. The guy who is part of the CDC and castigates people for " calm mongering" over hantavirus is - if an American and registered voter- a Democrat and/or is being paid off by some malicious people

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:17 AM (Nx5jP)

7 Hopefully, all the Red Chinese students in the American Welfare college system will be expelled soon too.

Hahahaha. Right. The college swindlers need the money.

Posted by: Why Are They Here? at May 15, 2026 07:18 AM (mC7bQ)

8 How to Persuade Iran to End War . . . and Give Up Its Nuclear Program.
=====
FFS

Here's a thought: bomb the fuck out of them until they surrender.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

9 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:16 AM (qRla

Did she get hit in the head with an actual tomato or that was on a Spencer Pratt video?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:19 AM (Nx5jP)

10
And, not that it would come as any surprise to anyone with even the least knowledge of her, Althouse also thinks Karen Bass getting hit in the face with a tomato is encouraging violence.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:16 AM (qRla/)


America's Wine Mom. The Whitest White Woman in the World.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:21 AM (HdYcL)

11 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 07:21 AM (jehhT)

12
Althouse: Margaret Dumont

Althouse Commenters: The Marx Brothers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:21 AM (HdYcL)

13 Thanks JJ. Morning all

I’m liking my new 9/80 work schedule because I’m off today. Luxurious sleep-in until 6:30 plus a 3-day weekend

New job has prevented me from commenting much but I’ll say I’ve been immaturely impatient with the Iran situation. I don’t like talk of negotiating and deals. Slowly strangle them to death please and rid the world of that evil regime. Loved Trump saying yesterday something like: My only concern is they can’t have a nuke; economic considerations don’t come into play with that. Amen

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2026 07:21 AM (2mApq)

14 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 07:22 AM (ExV1e)

15 Greetings and Happy Friday, one and all!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 07:23 AM (jjoN6)

16 JJ, a question I've been meaning to ask: how do you and CBD get guests like Jeff Carter for the CJN podcast? I always find it interesting that big names or current newsmakers are willing to come on AoS.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:24 AM (qRla/)

17 8 How to Persuade Iran to End War . . . and Give Up Its Nuclear Program.
===== FFS

Here's a thought: bomb the fuck out of them until they surrender.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)
Yes, the article and its title are idiotic in their dissonance/pointlessness. I offer it as an object lesson only.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2026 07:24 AM (x0n13)

18 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:21 AM (HdYcL)

Margaret Dumont was quite a good actress and looking at her photos when younger shows a smiling and delightful looking woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:25 AM (Nx5jP)

19 Did she get hit in the head with an actual tomato or that was on a Spencer Pratt video?

She was reacting to the Pratt video.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:25 AM (qRla/)

20 Good morning everyone. FYI J.J., it appears the Fairfax Co. DA link doesn't work. Have a peaceful day.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 15, 2026 07:26 AM (Ctg2W)

21 16 JJ, a question I've been meaning to ask: how do you and CBD get guests like Jeff Carter for the CJN podcast? I always find it interesting that big names or current newsmakers are willing to come on AoS.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:24 AM (qRla/)

Carter was introduced to us by Buck Throckmorton, and it turns out he's a lurker here and fan.

Others like Robert Spencer and Michael Walsh I personally contacted. And author Harry Stein is a dear friend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2026 07:26 AM (x0n13)

22 Althouse: Margaret Dumont

Althouse Commenters: The Marx Brothers
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:21 AM (HdYcL)


Hardly. More like the Ritz Brothers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:27 AM (qRla/)

23
Margaret Dumont was quite a good actress and looking at her photos when younger shows a smiling and delightful looking woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:25 AM (Nx5jP)


And contrary to the received wisdom that she didn't have a clue, she knew exactly what was going on and played her part to perfection.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:27 AM (HdYcL)

24 Margaret Dumont was quite a good actress and looking at her photos when younger shows a smiling and delightful looking woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:25 AM (Nx5jP)
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Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/qqMzuDJq764

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 07:27 AM (i2Ycu)

25 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:25 AM (qRla

I didn't see that one. X videos are not working for me now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:27 AM (Nx5jP)

26 If we lived in an ideal world, the instant the bomber was caught, he'd be waterboarded until he gave up every contact he had, executed and dumped off in a landfill.

They want war, let them have one.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 07:27 AM (jjoN6)

27 Althouse still has a blog? Who is reading that? Wow.

Anyway, it's a great example of the predicament we're in. When a Leftist shoots Kirk or Trump or whomever next (we'll find out soon!), it's understandable - the target's incendiary rhetoric is to blame.

When a Righty makes a silly video about imaginary people throwing imaginary tomatoes at a Leftist, it's incitement to violence - a crime.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 07:28 AM (BI5O2)

28 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 07:27 AM (i2Ycu

She looked like she was having fun a lot of the time, and I think she enjoyed working with the Marx brothers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:28 AM (Nx5jP)

29 Margaret Dumont was quite a good actress and looking at her photos when younger shows a smiling and delightful looking woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:25 AM (Nx5jP)


Groucho always had nice things to say about her, noting that she was a perfect foil because she really didn't have a sense of humor and didn't understand the Marx comedy style.

IIRC, she either had a bad marriage or made bad investments and ended up nearly bankrupt at her death.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:29 AM (qRla/)

30 I'm still catching up on the ONT, but feel compelled to point out:

I write with high-end fountain pens unironically. I use a straight razor and badger-hair brush when I shave. My boots are on their third sole.

I love the shit out of technology, but sometimes the old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 07:30 AM (iNUL3)

31
Trivia question:


What was the name of Wing CDR Guy Gibson's labrador retriever in the movie "The Dam Busters?"

Hint, It's not politically correct!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

32 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:27 AM (HdYcL)

I agree with you and I'm sorry I wasn't around at the time because I would have enjoyed talking with her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:30 AM (Nx5jP)

33 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 15, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

34 The piece portrayed Israeli prison guards and soldiers as rapists, sadists and akin to Nazi prison camp guards. Perhaps even worse.

Pure DARVO; we know who was doing the murdering and raping on October 7th...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 07:31 AM (ynpvh)

35 Incidentally, if you're a Marx Brothers fan, you should read Richard Anobile's The Marx Brothers Scrapbook. It's a collection of interviews with Groucho, Zeppo, Gummo and various people who wrote for or worked with them. Be forewarned, though, that Groucho swears like a sailor through the whole thing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:32 AM (qRla/)

36
What was the name of Wing CDR Guy Gibson's labrador retriever in the movie "The Dam Busters?"

Hint, It's not politically correct!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

The RAF recently removed that dog's headstone, #4MuhJusticez.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 07:32 AM (BI5O2)

37 Hit that crack pipe again, Paul.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 07:32 AM (Cqegx)

38 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:29 AM (qRla/)

That's to bad about her end and I am not required to take Groucho's word that she was kind of a dim bulb without a sense of humor .😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:33 AM (Nx5jP)

39 I'm still catching up on the ONT, but feel compelled to point out:

I write with high-end fountain pens unironically. I use a straight razor and badger-hair brush when I shave. My boots are on their third sole.

I love the shit out of technology, but sometimes the old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 07:30 AM (iNUL3)


My brother!

Of course, if you really want to go old school, you could be like me and use a dip pen. :-)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:34 AM (qRla/)

40 Virginia Democrats have accidentally made a case against the months-long ‘election season’ they prize. What if SCOTUS took them up on it?

Every state would go to mail-in ballots to be sent in on that singular day or the Democrats would ensure chaos at all Republican polling locations. The people who fetishize one day voting need to give it up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

41 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2026 07:35 AM (0N4FZ)

42 Why do commie dick suckers even bother to post? No one believes a word they say. All they do is lie. I don't feel like a loser for supporting my side, and some possibly foreign agent's blather won't change my mind.

Unless they get sexual pleasure out of being called perverts.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:36 AM (1Ff7Z)

43 What was the name of Wing CDR Guy Gibson's labrador retriever in the movie "The Dam Busters?"

Oh, I know this one! His name was-

Account blocked for 30 days

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 07:37 AM (jjoN6)

44 Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:36 AM

I've decided to skip over his posts. That probably annoys him more than if someone was irritable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:37 AM (Nx5jP)

45 The troll is learning about U.S. politics from a Mad magazine from 1974.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

46 We need to have Paul on a suicide watch. Not because I care about him. I just don't want to miss the sight of him gargling a revolver.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 07:38 AM (jjoN6)

47 I've decided to skip over his posts. That probably annoys him more than if someone was irritable.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:37 AM (Nx5jP)

Sometimes you don't notice who the poster is until you've read most of it. Just shake my head. They service evil and that's it. They change no minds. Maybe they're getting paid by someone?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:39 AM (1Ff7Z)

48 The backstory of Trump going to China:

Iran is reaching the point where it will have to plug its wells which will freeze its oil industry. Not capping will make it worse. Once done, it will take many months to reverse this to get the oil back flowing -- I've been hearing permanent degradation so you have to drill again. China would be hardest hit, after Iran.

So expect Xi to end his support for the Mullahs and cut an oil deal with us.

Art of the Deal, Baby!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 15, 2026 07:39 AM (dtajH)

49 The troll is learning about U.S. politics from a Mad magazine from 1974.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

The pages are all stuck together on his Mother Jones magazines.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 07:40 AM (F8sQr)

50 "What was the name of Wing CDR Guy Gibson's labrador retriever in the movie "The Dam Busters?"

Rochester! No, uh, Quindarius!

Posted by: Rhymes with bigger at May 15, 2026 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

51
... that boy jus' ain't right in the head ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 15, 2026 07:41 AM (VyBeY)

52 Mobile’s water and sewer agency alerted the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office after discovering a grenade-like improvised explosive device underwater at the federally designated Converse Reservoir dam, according to local media reports.

"Miller! That useless git!"
"What? It didn't work!"
"Yes I know it didn't work!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:15 AM (HdYcL)

*sits under tree*
*calmly puffs on pipe*

All in good time.

Posted by: Miller at May 15, 2026 07:42 AM (wVcYX)

53 Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07

I expect he's getting paid . I can't think of any other reason to go on site whose politics you don' embrace unless they were doing it like the conservative liaison from one of those left wing sites who brings their ramblings here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:43 AM (Nx5jP)

54 Gut Shabbes! JJ!

Thank you for wading through the morass to bring us the real news!

Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 15, 2026 07:43 AM (VyBeY)

55 What was the name of Wing CDR Guy Gibson's labrador retriever in the movie "The Dam Busters?"

That dog is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at May 15, 2026 07:43 AM (mC7bQ)

56 I've decided to skip over his posts. That probably annoys him more than if someone was irritable.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:37 AM (Nx5jP)

Sometimes you don't notice who the poster is until you've read most of it. Just shake my head. They service evil and that's it. They change no minds. Maybe they're getting paid by someone?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:39 AM (1Ff7Z)


Yeah, it'd be easier if the nic came before the post. You could just slide over without bothering.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 07:44 AM (ExV1e)

57 British Police Reportedly Arrest Stabbing Victim After Alleged Attacker Plays Race Card

They arrested the victim while he was still alive...seems the police department and the individual police should be sued to within an inch of their lives, and then those police involved in handcuffing the dying victim should be sent to PMITA prison for being accessories to murder...

But in the UK will that happen? Naw, not with their sycophantic support of muzzie murderers and rapists.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 07:44 AM (ynpvh)

58 I would much rather go work at a convenience store than have to make money trolling sites whose politics I don't agree with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:45 AM (Nx5jP)

59 At the age of 15, Cole underwent hormones and a double mastectomy.

Now there is a doc that needs to meet Luigi

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 15, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur)

60 Democrat Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson’s absence

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Maybe she rode off into the sunset. Or joined the ghost riders in the sky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 07:45 AM (ndZc7)

61 I expect he's getting paid . I can't think of any other reason to go on site whose politics you don' embrace unless they were doing it like the conservative liaison from one of those left wing sites who brings their ramblings here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:43 AM (Nx5jP)

Especially as the CoB changes his words. I wonder if they ever come back to read the responses or not? If they have a handler who checks on them, you'd think the yummy yummy pebbles would convince the money person that they're wasting their time posting here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:46 AM (1Ff7Z)

62 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Friday to all.
Wilson is missing, but I believe there was a Maxine Waters sighting yesterday. Her wig appears more alive than she is.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:46 AM (gu0hJ)

63 So expect Xi to end his support for the Mullahs and cut an oil deal with us.

Art of the Deal, Baby!
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 15, 2026 07:39 AM (dtajH)


Pretty much.

https://youtu.be/VF_23hUnvbc

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

64 What must liberal Jews be thinking these days?

Do they want to continue to follow Trotsky's figurative path to exile in Mexico City and a bullet in the head, when they're no longer considered useful?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 15, 2026 07:46 AM (dtajH)

65 Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026

You'd think that would encourage their departure but no.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:47 AM (Nx5jP)

66 Of course, if you really want to go old school, you could be like me and use a dip pen. :-)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:34 AM (qRla/)

I took a run at dip pens, but found them lacking in the 'portability' category. I'm on the run so regularly that being able to cap and carry a pen is vital to me.

I know that cursive is practically witchcraft these days, but having clean, Spencerian script pour out of a fountain pen? People sometimes just watch me take down notes in meetings. I've begun to see it as hilarious instead of creepy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 07:47 AM (iNUL3)

67 Yeah, it'd be easier if the nic came before the post. You could just slide over without bothering.

If that ever happened, nobody would read my posts!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:49 AM (qRla/)

68 "After Kittle regaled fans on the spider that frightened his wife in their bathroom and how he eliminated the threat, PETA jumped in and noted it was not amused at all by the tale of marital crisis, and they ripped into the seven-time Pro Bowler, the New York Post reported."

One of the few things Mrs fd keeps me around for is spider getter. I don't kill them, they just go for a little swim.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

69 The city of Los Angeles doesn’t have much of a political machine. But it has an incompetent mayor who is not only a poor administrator but also a bad politician.

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And ugly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 07:49 AM (ndZc7)

70 EU Sanctions Israel, Welcomes Taliban

The EU bureaucracy is full of anti-semites hell bent on cementing their dhimmi status.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 07:49 AM (ynpvh)

71 Maybe I missed it, or I'm just dense (or both) but didn't the authorities at least examine the "dam bomb" before spiriting it away and blowing it up?

It might have held some insight into who or where it was assembled and maybe by what sort of person/group. IOW, was it sophisticated or not?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 07:49 AM (jehhT)

72 The piece portrayed Israeli prison guards and soldiers as rapists, sadists and akin to Nazi prison camp guards. Perhaps even worse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 07:31 AM (ynpvh)
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Ya know what else we Israelis did?

https://tinyurl.com/27td27et

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 07:49 AM (i2Ycu)

73 Maybe Miss Cowgirl Hat is colder than a leftist's heart? At least she hasn't been casting votes while missing. The staff could be hiding her demise to keep their jobs.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:50 AM (1Ff7Z)

74 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:49 AM (qRla

Of course they would.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:50 AM (Nx5jP)

75 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:52 AM (aYs8h)

76 I'm glad that Netanyahu or the Israeli Govt is suing the NYT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:52 AM (Nx5jP)

77 PETA, though, seems unaware that most spiders found inside our homes cannot survive outside if they were to “move along.” Most house spiders are not accustomed to outdoor conditions and will quickly die if transferred from inside a house to the outdoors.

That's why you should send all your in-home spiders to your local PETA office...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 07:52 AM (ynpvh)

78 TGIF
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:52 AM (aYs8h)

What's a "Friday?"

Posted by: OrangeEnt Retired at May 15, 2026 07:53 AM (1Ff7Z)

79 Read the article about Chloe Cole.

The answer for this problem involves a lot of bodies being dropped off at the local landfill and their families charged for disposal.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 07:53 AM (jjoN6)

80 Pondering this grenade underwater, possibly someone had it alread, or even made ut but thought to dump it into the water hoping that was the end of it?

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:54 AM (aYs8h)

81 A hand grenade that can blow up a dam? Holy hand grenades!

Posted by: Rabbit of Caerbannog at May 15, 2026 07:54 AM (Qc7+O)

82
What's a "Friday?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt Retired at May 15, 2026 07:53 AM (1Ff7Z)


*sighs in exasperation*

It's the day the garbage goes out, silly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:54 AM (HdYcL)

83 82
What's a "Friday?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt Retired at May 15, 2026 07:53 AM (1Ff7Z)

*sighs in exasperation*

It's the day the garbage goes out, silly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:54 AM (HdYcL)

That's Monday eve for me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 07:54 AM (ynpvh)

84 The answer ought to make Western leaders think — and plan. But it won’t.
Before Oil, How Did Islamic States Get Rich?

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Everyone needs to read it. Should be taught in schools. (it won't be, I know, I know....)

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 07:54 AM (GD0B3)

85 "Pondering this grenade underwater, possibly someone had it alread, or even made ut but thought to dump it into the water hoping that was the end of it?
Posted by: Skip"

My school project fell out of the canoe.

Posted by: Clock Boy at May 15, 2026 07:55 AM (vFG9F)

86 Pondering this grenade underwater, possibly someone had it alread, or even made ut but thought to dump it into the water hoping that was the end of it?
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:54 AM (aYs8h)

Could be.

Went out into the backyard after hearing a metallic sounding clank. Found brass knuckles.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:55 AM (1Ff7Z)

87 I'm still catching up on the ONT, but feel compelled to point out:

I write with high-end fountain pens unironically. I use a straight razor and badger-hair brush when I shave. My boots are on their third sole.

I love the shit out of technology, but sometimes the old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 07:30 AM (iNUL3)


I'm honored that 2 threads later, someone is still looking at my ONT

Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2026 07:55 AM (5L7BE)

88 Sadly, I never knew that bit about spiders in the house. I shall now leave the little dudes alone.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 07:56 AM (jjoN6)

89 I'm honored that 2 threads later, someone is still looking at my ONT

Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2026 07:55 AM (5L7BE)

I read it every morning. Truly.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 07:56 AM (iNUL3)

90 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1)

91 ...didn't the authorities at least examine the "dam bomb" before spiriting it away and blowing it up?

I mean, at a minimum they could have ascertained the name of the wing commander's dog. Since that's so dam important to us.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 15, 2026 07:56 AM (zdLoL)

92 PETA Takes Swat at 49ers Star George Kittle for Killing a Spider

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Spiders are people too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 07:57 AM (ndZc7)

93 In a court brief filed last week, authorities say a forensic review of his computer showed Jonathan Rinderknecht searched “Free Luigi” and “reddit lets kill all billionaires” in December 2024.


I certainly hope the FBI is constantly monitoring that shithole that is Reddit. Seems they're posting some pretty insidious shit over there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Tuesday night is garbage night.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:58 AM (1Ff7Z)

95 42 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Inferior breakfast repast. The Muffin is the "Prince of Foods".

Posted by: Zombie F.Z. at May 15, 2026 07:58 AM (oftw2)

96 "..minced codfish in seafood soup, crispy and stir-fried lobster balls, pan-seared beef fillet stuffed with morel mushrooms, Kung Pao chicken, braised scallops, stewed beef in a bun, and finally, steamed pork and shrimp dumplings. "

Sounds...kinda disgusting. Other than the pan seared beef filet.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 07:59 AM (GD0B3)

97 That story about the bomb at the dam is off. The authorities just happened to be doing routine maintenance with divers and found the device. Too convenient. Something else is going on.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:59 AM (gu0hJ)

98 Inferior breakfast repast. The Muffin is the "Prince of Foods".
Posted by: Zombie F.Z. at May 15, 2026 07:58 AM (oftw2)

But not the muffin top.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:59 AM (1Ff7Z)

99 Climate change didn't cause the Palisades fire. It was Left-wing terrorism fueled by the exact kind of rhetoric prevalent on Reddit.

Who wants to bet that once Trump exits politics the political violence will drop immediately? Regardless of how popular Reddit is or isn’t.

When you call for violence, like Trump continues to do, don’t be surprised when it is met with violence from the other side. Trump is solely responsible for the political violence in this country. He has been fanning the flames for 10 years.

Trump suggested we rake the forest and then defunded the USDA and US Forest Service. Why would CA want to follow national recommendations?

No one ever said climate change causes forest fires. What scientists say is climate change is causing fires to spread farther, burn longer, and makes them harder to put out, making them much more dangerous.

You really think some rando that allegedly started a fire a week prior to the Palisades fire holds the blame more than 8-month no rain/drought period? Is that what you believe?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 07:59 AM (ycI94)

100
Democrat Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson’s absence


She is being held hostage by hantavirus. This is known.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:00 AM (s9VOe)

101 I'm honored that 2 threads later, someone is still looking at my ONT
Posted by: Doof

Me too. I'm less prone to nausea in the morning.

Posted by: Phil Phenergan at May 15, 2026 08:01 AM (oftw2)

102 I'm honored that 2 threads later, someone is still looking at my ONT
Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2026 07:55 AM (5L7BE)


Just the comments.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 08:01 AM (ExV1e)

103 Muffin tops:
https://youtube.com/shorts/GS9YOcvf8kE

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at May 15, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)

104 Between Chloe Cole cancelling her talk because of threats and the Seattle reporter doxxing the anti Obergfell activist , Washington State seems to be delightful these days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:02 AM (gu0hJ)

105 I'm honored that 2 threads later, someone is still looking at my ONT

Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2026 07:55 AM (5L7BE)



If the English language pisses that Chinese broad off so much, go back to China. Enjoy whatever the 'new flu' is this year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

106 34 The piece portrayed Israeli prison guards and soldiers as rapists, sadists and akin to Nazi prison camp guards. Perhaps even worse.
...
Pure DARVO; we know who was doing the murdering and raping on October 7th...

The same people perpetrating the Strategic Insanity here.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace

Palestinians elected Hamas because they promised to make the buses run on time -- Bill Clinton'06

t would be wrong to cut off contact with the terror group just because they may have killed people "in a way that we hate." -- Bill Clinton'06, still partying hardy with Epstein.

Epstein was invited to the WH 17 times, two of which involved conversations including topics about M.Lewinsky. Gee, ever wonder?

The Clinton Global Catastrophe needs you to believe in the unreal, the Fabricated, and OUTRAGEOUSLY UNTRUE -- that he knew nothing about Jeffie's playtime, let alone his (clinton's) self portrait in blue dress...

Remember who did this:
"to leave now we would send a message to terrorists and other potential adversaries around the world that they can change our policies by killing our people. It would be open season on Americans."
-- Bill Clinton '93

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 15, 2026 08:02 AM (8lw9i)

107 Who gets custody of Frederica's hats now that she is dead?

Posted by: Cowboy Up! at May 15, 2026 08:02 AM (oftw2)

108 Morning JJ and the Horde. BBC news is the worst. They are non stop virus, trying to help Starmer keep power, and diminish Reform.

Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:03 AM (YCxFk)

109 That story about the bomb at the dam is off. The authorities just happened to be doing routine maintenance with divers and found the device. Too convenient. Something else is going on.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 07:59 AM (gu0hJ)


Maybe they got a tip.
Maybe it was planted, didn't go off, and was found during routine maintenance. The fact that it's called routine suggests it's done, or scheduled to be done, regularly.

Not everything is a conspiracy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)

110 Here's a thought: bomb the fuck out of them until they surrender.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)
Yes, the article and its title are idiotic in their dissonance/pointlessness. I offer it as an object lesson only.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2026 07:24 AM (x0n13)

Time for something to happen, since Iran has now told Trump to go piss up a rope, they’re not gonna negotiate shit, ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:03 AM (AnnNE)

111
That's Monday eve for me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 07:54 AM (ynpvh)



I should do that, but most times, I wait till Tuesday morning and rush out in a panic to get the cans to the curb on time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1)

112
Time for something to happen, since Iran has now told Trump to go piss up a rope, they’re not gonna negotiate shit, ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:03 AM (AnnNE)



The fact that we don't have dark ops going on assassinating IRGC everywhere saddens me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

113
This made me laugh like an idiot:

https://tinyurl.com/27wbyxym


A meme that perfectly encapsulates the LA mayoral race.

BONUS! It's funny cuz it's true.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 08:04 AM (iJfKG)

114 Seattle Seahawks are for sale, and there are not many takers. Billionaires, even on the left, are wary of Seattle and Wash state politics

Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:05 AM (YCxFk)

115 I have a dumpster so every day is garbage day

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:05 AM (z2aPa)

116 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

117 99 Climate change didn't cause the Palisades fire. It was Left-wing terrorism fueled by the exact kind of rhetoric prevalent on Reddit.
...

Yes, very true...Okay, which Moron went over there and posted again?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:05 AM (ynpvh)

118 >107 Who gets custody of Frederica's hats now that she is dead?
Posted by: Cowboy Up! at May 15, 2026 08:02 AM
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They belong in B.O.'s lieberry.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

119 Occam's razor suggests it was some do-it-yourselfer Bubba who didn't want to get caught with it and drove to the dam in the wee hours and tossed it off the bridge.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 15, 2026 08:06 AM (J4Dwc)

120 @106 Bubba gave a speech in NYC a couple of weeks ago. He looked weak and unstable. He's leading in the celebrity death pool. I wouldn't put it past Hildabeast to use her widow status for a final run at the big enchilada in 28

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ)

121 “אם אשכחך ירושלים תשכח ימיני”If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand wither.

Psalm 137

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)

122 Not everything is a conspiracy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)

That's what they want you to think!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 08:07 AM (1Ff7Z)

123 Seattle Seahawks are for sale, and there are not many takers. Billionaires, even on the left, are wary of Seattle and Wash state politics
Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:05 AM (YCxFk)



They just won the Super Bowl. They're for sale.

That in of itself shows you what a shithole they're trying to do business in.

Were anyone to buy them, it would be for well below market and they would be moved IMMEDIATELY.

Maybe Idaho would like to be known for something more than just potatoes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)

124 Am I too late for the garbage?

No, lady, hop in!

Posted by: Jack Carter, 1970 at May 15, 2026 08:07 AM (oftw2)

125 The negotiations have fuck all to do with Iran. The negotiations are for the rest of the world.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:08 AM (z2aPa)

126
Seattle Seahawks are for sale, and there are not many takers. Billionaires, even on the left, are wary of Seattle and Wash state politics

Posted by: Jonah


Buy 'em and move 'em to Vancouver. The one in Washington state.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:08 AM (s9VOe)

127 Paul seems nice today. Dis something crawl up "there?

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 15, 2026 08:08 AM (zBgIx)

128 Guar-on-teed to limit! We don’t need no dad gum lures if’n them thar fish ain’t uh bitin’. A tad bit of black powder bang n fishies be a float’n right to the top!

Posted by: Clem n Skeeters Alabammy Fishing Guide Services at May 15, 2026 08:08 AM (Qc7+O)

129 Who gets custody of Frederica's hats now that she is dead?

Howard Stern called those cowboy hats "Dam Buster Dog Hatin Hats".

Robin thought that was hilarious. Maybe give them to Hakeem Jeffries.

Posted by: Beetlejuice at May 15, 2026 08:08 AM (mC7bQ)

130 Epstein was invited to the WH 17 times, two of which involved conversations including topics about M.Lewinsky. Gee, ever wonder?

Epstein was a well known cigar aficionado.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

131 Tim Walz
@Tim_Walz
The House Boot Licker [Steve Scalise] Caucus is officially up and running.

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Sumbitch didn't have the common courtesy to die when he was shot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 08:09 AM (ndZc7)

132 Not everything is a conspiracy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)
=====

OTOH everything actually is a conspiracy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

133 107 Who gets custody of Frederica's hats now that she is dead?

Posted by: Cowboy Up! at May 15, 2026 08:02 AM (oftw2)

Maybe the hats are like the hats in "Meet the Robinsons"...Frederica is being controlled through them by some even bigger idiot...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:09 AM (ynpvh)

134 Google maps show the only water supply reservoir in Mobile County to be labeled Big Creek Lake with an earthfill dam. Interestingly the Mobile Firearms Training Facility is on downstream side of dam. Maybe someone tossed the device while driving on road on top of dam. grenade won't do much to earthfill.

Posted by: CapeFear at May 15, 2026 08:09 AM (803OQ)

135 123. Right Sponge, but the Paul Allen trust/will mandates it be sold to fund his charities.

Seahawks have the best GM in football, But Paul Allen's sister has no clue

Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:09 AM (YCxFk)

136
Robin thought that was hilarious. Maybe give them to Hakeem Jeffries.

Posted by: Beetlejuice


Well, he IS all hat and no cattle.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:10 AM (s9VOe)

137
A meme that perfectly encapsulates the LA mayoral race.

BONUS! It's funny cuz it's true.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 08:04 AM (iJfKG)



Watched a video last night were TMZ was attacking Pratt because he did a video talking about 'living in an Airstream' where his house used to be. Turns out, he doesn't. His home was burned. There's an Airstream there, but he hasn't slept there. He stays in a hotel. He stays with relatives. He's not stayed in the trailer. The trailer is where his home was. It took weeks to get the electricity connected to the trailer. It took weeks to get water connected to it.

But TMZ is calling him a liar because he implied he's living in the trailer when he isn't.

They want to use semantics to prevent LA from being corrected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

138 123 Seattle Seahawks are for sale, and there are not many takers. Billionaires, even on the left, are wary of Seattle and Wash state politics
Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:05 AM (YCxFk)


They just won the Super Bowl. They're for sale.

That in of itself shows you what a shithole they're trying to do business in.

Were anyone to buy them, it would be for well below market and they would be moved IMMEDIATELY.

Maybe Idaho would like to be known for something more than just potatoes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)

Would a good name for a sports team be the Idaho Spudshooters?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:11 AM (ynpvh)

139 The ONLY thing wrong with the image up top is, it's WW11, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

140 The fact that we don't have dark ops going on assassinating IRGC everywhere saddens me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)


It's illegal for us to use assassination because we're better than that. Much preferable to kill tens of thousands of grunts than to off one asshole.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

141 You really think some rando that allegedly started a fire a week prior to the Palisades fire holds the blame more than 8-month no rain/drought period? Is that what you believe?“

Since droughts and no-rain periods have occurred regularly in Southern California since the end of the last ice age, yes that person deserves blame. The city that refused to take reasonable precautions for a natural condition that occurs regularly is far more to blame.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:12 AM (AnnNE)

142
Idaho Potato Buds

Mashed and Fake!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:12 AM (s9VOe)

143 Speaking of the beautiful and charming Karen Bass . . .

Fire victims frustrated after Palisades reservoir that was empty during fire is dry again

https://tinyurl.com/35pnpa2d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 08:13 AM (ndZc7)

144 Calling that piece of whoretrash headgear a cowboy hat is an insult to Stetsons everywhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:13 AM (z2aPa)

145 140 The fact that we don't have dark ops going on assassinating IRGC everywhere saddens me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

It's illegal for us to use assassination because we're better than that. Much preferable to kill tens of thousands of grunts than to off one asshole.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

Besides, the CIA likes killing Americans for the sake of protecting Americans bureacracy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:13 AM (ynpvh)

146 Montreal Strippers Plan Strike During F1 Canadian Grand Prix: ‘We Want to be Heard’

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:13 AM (RHGPo)

147 An NFL franchise is a license to print money. The NFL is the largest and most profitable sports enterprise on the planet. Nothing else comes close.
It's also a reality TV show starring 32 quarterbacks and 32 head coaches.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

148

Wilson FLIPS her lids???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 15, 2026 08:13 AM (x0n13)

149 Right Sponge, but the Paul Allen trust/will mandates it be sold to fund his charities.

Seahawks have the best GM in football, But Paul Allen's sister has no clue
Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:09 AM (YCxFk)



I don't care where the money goes, should someone pony up to buy them. I just don't think they'll sell because even tho they're winning, they're for sale. Seattle is unlivable. I pray for Nurse constantly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

150 @137 Pratt is also facing threats so allegedly he has security recommending he stay in the hotel

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)

151 Political ads for every local and state office in California:
-Fight Trump
-Stand up to Trump
-Abolish ICE
-Services for Illegals
-My opponent is a Republican and likes Trump

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

152 Seahawks won the Super Bowl, then traded the Super Bowl
MVP, Kenneth Walker III, to the Chiefs

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

153 hantavirus has a higher approval rating than Congress...hell, even STDs had a higher approval rating...which reminds me, when was the last time Sid went for his delousing?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:14 AM (ynpvh)

154 25 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:25 AM (qRla

I didn't see that one. X videos are not working for me now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:27 AM (Nx5jP)


Here, someone put it up on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/u6CTtdX8VcA

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 08:14 AM (Sy6m/)

155 In a crowded field in the race for South Carolina’s next governor, Reddy now stands out, which alone makes what he says worth considering.

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This guy came out of nowhere. I'm being bombarded with Rom Reddy ads, but I get nervous voting for someone I don't know much about and whose agenda hasn't really been put to the test. I was leaning Ralph Norman, but I'm uncertain at this point. That is, other than not voting Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

156 Posted by: Sid at May 15, 2026 08:13 AM (yCozx)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 15, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

157 Maybe Miss Cowgirl Hat is colder than a leftist's heart? At least she hasn't been casting votes while missing. The staff could be hiding her demise to keep their jobs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 07:50 AM (1Ff7Z)


If she's not dead, my money's on her pulling a "Lloyd Austin".

Either way, her staff's desperately trying to keep her from losing her seat.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 15, 2026 08:15 AM (/HDaX)

158 Again. You're wasting your time. Better go back to the underpass, you'll make more there than you get paid for posting stuff here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 08:15 AM (1Ff7Z)

159 147 Montreal Strippers Plan Strike During F1 Canadian Grand Prix: ‘We Want to be Heard’

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:13 AM (RHGPo)

They want you to look into their eyes while they take off their clothes for money...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:15 AM (ynpvh)

160 The State Dept has a 10 million dollar reward/bounty each on Vahidi and his gang.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:15 AM (z2aPa)

161 Muslim American groups say Republicans are weaponizing congressional hearings

- Republicans have organized hearings that they cast as being opposed to sharia
- Muslim groups say such hearings cast Muslims as outsiders
- Democrats say such hearings are a distraction used by Republicans

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:15 AM (RHGPo)

162 hantavirus has a higher approval rating than Congress...hell, even STDs had a higher approval rating.

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IMHO:

head lice + crab lice >>> Congress (most especially the GOPe)

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI)

163 155 25 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:25 AM (qRla

I didn't see that one. X videos are not working for me now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:27 AM (Nx5jP)

Here, someone put it up on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/u6CTtdX8VcA

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 08:14 AM (Sy6m/)

The one guy looks like Hugh Jackman...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:17 AM (ynpvh)

164 The beautiful and charming Hasan Piker . . .

hasanabi
@hasanthehun
we all know israel did this [rape dogs], the reporting is reliable- backed by decades of palestinian testimony. the point isn’t to successfully change minds. it’s to punish dissent.

-
If you can't trust decades of palestinian testimony, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 08:17 AM (ndZc7)

165 Either way, her staff's desperately trying to keep her from losing her seat.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 15, 2026 08:15 AM (/HDaX)

That's what I'm thinking. But, seat's up again in November anyway. Do they have someone waiting in the wings to take the seat?

Pretty sure it's a safe district.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 08:17 AM (1Ff7Z)

166 Pratt is also facing threats so allegedly he has security recommending he stay in the hotel
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)



Pratt mentioned that too. TMZ was hellbent on sticking to "you're a liar and never lived in the trailer" for 5 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

167 With regard to Xi's saber-rattling on Taiwan...

Fvcking try it. Go ahead and try.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

168 "Republicans have organized hearings that they cast as being opposed to sharia"

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Sounds good to me. What's the problem?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)

169 Well at least the Senate is going to pass 49 nominations next week. Only a year and a half into Trump's second term

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:19 AM (gu0hJ)

170 @hasanthehun
we all know israel did this [rape dogs], the reporting is reliable- backed by decades of palestinian testimony. the point isn’t to successfully change minds. it’s to punish dissent./i]


1. What's a palestinian?

2. When has anyone declaring themselves said 'palestinian' ever told the truth about anything?

3. You abuse dogs, you piece of shit. PETA should've euthanized you a long time ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

171 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 15, 2026 08:19 AM (/6r4m)

172 *107 Who gets custody of Frederica's hats now that she is dead?
Posted by: Cowboy Up! at May 15, 2026 08:02 AM*
----
Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Gonorrhea! at May 15, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

173 Oscar-winning artist Buffy Sainte-Marie has honorary degree revoked after faking Indigenous ancestry

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:19 AM (RHGPo)

174
Bring back stocks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:20 AM (s9VOe)

175 Oscar-winning artist Buffy Sainte-Marie has honorary degree revoked after faking Indigenous ancestry
Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:19 AM (RHGPo)



But Elizabeth Warren should be the leader of the free world.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

176 >>Seahawks won the Super Bowl, then traded the Super Bowl MVP, Kenneth Walker III, to the Chiefs

He wasn't traded by the Seahawks. He was a free agent and decided not to re-sign with Seattle.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 15, 2026 08:20 AM (J4Dwc)

177 168 Sounds good to me. What's the problem?
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)

The "One World Government" types have decided that Islam and Shari'ah is the fastest way to get there.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 08:20 AM (iXqHn)

178 Poll reveals: Losing elections 'intolerable' to vast majority of leftists

... this is news ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:20 AM (RHGPo)

179 The NFL is the largest and most profitable sports enterprise on the planet."

The Dallas Cowpersons go "yep"...

Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)

180 *hantavirus has a higher approval rating than Congress...hell, even STDs had a higher approval rating.*
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Much Like The Burning During Urination.

Posted by: Gonorrhea! at May 15, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

181 Insty links to a note on the coincidence of hpw a bunch of conservative influencers (and I should use sneer quotes there) are suddenly against data centers.

Totally organic.

But I bet there's also a 80%+ overlap between those and the "release the Epstein files" clowns.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 08:22 AM (73/SM)

182 Bring back stocks!"

Bonds? Annuities? Roth IRAs?

Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)

183 CNN:
The leader of an Eastern European neo-Nazi group has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for trying to recruit others to commit violent attacks against Jews and racial minorities, including one plot that would have involved dressing as Santa Claus to hand out poisoned candy to children.

... the quest for neo-Nazi news now has CNN trolling Eastern Europe

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:22 AM (RHGPo)

184 I still suspect this "grenade-like IED" in Mobile will turn out to be a giant nothingburger. Law enforcement likes to hype up and overdramatize everything. (Because it's in their own self-interest to do so.)

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 15, 2026 08:23 AM (xAP/Y)

185
we all know israel did this [rape dogs], the reporting is reliable- backed by decades of palestinian testimony.


Seeing as said testimony was provided by folks who claimed to be from a country that never existed, why would we grant it any credence whatsoever?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:23 AM (s9VOe)

186 173 Oscar-winning artist Buffy Sainte-Marie has honorary degree revoked after faking Indigenous ancestry
Posted by: SMOD

Loved her song "Cod'ine". Not a happy song, but it has been covered by many artists, including Donovan. Buffy lived through and conquered opioid addiction.

Posted by: Fur Dixon at May 15, 2026 08:23 AM (oftw2)

187 Whats a CNN?

Posted by: Most people at May 15, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

188 A massive undersea firepower gap is looming, and the Navy’s aging Ohio-class submarines may be the only thing standing in its way. A routine fleet review in March 2026 surfaced a number Navy planners are still struggling to absorb. Over the next several years, four aging Ohio-class guided-missile submarines and a dozen Ticonderoga-class cruisers will reach their mandatory retirement dates. When they go, the fleet sheds 2,080 Vertical Launch System cells in one wave.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:24 AM (RHGPo)

189
Public stocks, with vendors selling copious quantities of rotten produce nearby.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:24 AM (s9VOe)

190 Bring back stocks!"

Bonds? Annuities? Roth IRAs?
Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)

Cattle futures!

Posted by: The BEast of Chappaqua Flats at May 15, 2026 08:24 AM (wVcYX)

191 175 Oscar-winning artist Buffy Sainte-Marie has honorary degree revoked after faking Indigenous ancestry
Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:19 AM (RHGPo)


But Elizabeth Warren should be the leader of the free world.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

Her recipes in the "Pow Wow Chow" cookbook are totes authentic Native American, like:
Cold Omelets with Crab Meat...
Crab with Tomato Mayo Dressing...
Mexican Oatmeal Soup...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:24 AM (ynpvh)

192 But TMZ is calling him a liar because he implied he's living in the trailer when he isn't.

If we had a real media, they'd be asking why those houses have not been rebuilt yet.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 08:25 AM (jjoN6)

193 187 Whats a CNN?

Posted by: Most people at May 15, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

$20, same as in town

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:25 AM (ynpvh)

194 TGIF, all!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:26 AM (X8xt3)

195 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 15, 2026 08:26 AM (53oGX)

196 Jasmine Crockett: The only “partisan actors" on SCOTUS are "the six Republican appointee justices."

In the world of Jasmine and MSNOW, KBJ, Sotomayor and Kagan are all famously down-the-middle, non-partisan actors.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:26 AM (RHGPo)

197 88 Sadly, I never knew that bit about spiders in the house. I shall now leave the little dudes alone.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 07:56 AM (jjoN6)


I have a pseudo-fondness for spiders, since they prey on what I loathe. Sort of like how Gay Race Communists feel about Mohammadans, I presume.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 08:27 AM (Sy6m/)

198 The neo-Nazi Democrats seem to be gaining ground.

The Number of Americans Who Believe Israel Is an Ally is Plummeting

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 08:27 AM (ndZc7)

199
Shouldn't you be out securing a street corner on which you can bang your tin cup for handouts, Jasmine?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:27 AM (s9VOe)

200 I really don't want to know where Elizabeth Warren's prairie crabs came from. Shudder

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:27 AM (gu0hJ)

201 125 The negotiations have fuck all to do with Iran. The negotiations are for the rest of the world.”

So you admit that the negotiations had, and have, zero chance of success. That they’re just a show, a kabuki theater performance. I agree, and have maintained that since they began.

But I think that displaying weakness and lack of resolve does nothing for the rest of the world, or for America’s standing in it. Iran has used the time to execute hundreds of its internal opponents, and dig in even deeper. The war could have been over by now, but for the last month of inactivity.

But we’re in luck, Iran is going to force Trump to start fighting again whether he wants to or not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:28 AM (AnnNE)

202
If we had a real media, they'd be asking why those houses have not been rebuilt yet.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 08:25 AM (jjoN6)



That was what Pratt was trying to say. The trailer is where his home was. They burned it down. His address is where the trailer is. His mail goes to that address. He's registered to vote at that address is. Just like all the other burned down homes in the Palisades. That's his home.

But he's a liar that shouldn't be taken seriously because he doesn't actually sleep in the trailer parked there.

Is it optics? Sure. Does his point still stand? Absolutely.

Now, I think we'd be pounding the same point against Bass should her home have burned down and she put a $80,000 Airstream in it's place and said that was her home, but we wouldn't have the power of the media behind us like she does against him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

203 197 88 Sadly, I never knew that bit about spiders in the house. I shall now leave the little dudes alone.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 07:56 AM (jjoN6)

I have a pseudo-fondness for spiders, since they prey on what I loathe. Sort of like how Gay Race Communists feel about Mohammadans, I presume.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 08:27 AM (Sy6m/)

Sometimes baby Daddy Long Legs end up in my shower...I grab them and toss them out of the shower, otherwise they drown and get washed down the drain...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:28 AM (ynpvh)

204 >The Number of Americans Who Believe Israel Is an Ally is Plummeting
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

+++++

Sez who?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

205 Political ads for every local and state office in California:
-Fight Trump
-Stand up to Trump
-Abolish ICE
-Services for Illegals
-My opponent is a Republican and likes Trump
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I've lamented this, how so few Rs have any counter.
And so many just want the lazy crutch of "I support Trump."

Reality is, Rs need to figure out a counter themselves.
And a valid post-Trump platform.

I'd also note Dems will just pivot to "undo Trump" post-Trump. They'll be campaigning against him for the next decade.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 08:28 AM (73/SM)

206 Today Is National Chocolate Chip Day. 🍪

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

207 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

Logic is not taught in public schools, for this reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

208 Suspicious substance sprayed on Orthodox Jewish pedestrians in a drive by hate crime in islam's 4,721st holiest site NYC.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:29 AM (z2aPa)

209 I really don't want to know where Elizabeth Warren's prairie crabs came from. Shudder
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:27 AM (gu0hJ)

Oklahoma!

Posted by: Rodgers and Hammerstein at May 15, 2026 08:29 AM (wVcYX)

210 @CIASpox
The Committee acted in bad faith by subpoenaing an Agency officer for testimony today without notifying CIA, despite having already obtained closed-door testimony from the individual previously. The witness testifying today is not appearing as a whistleblower in pursuit of the truth, but instead in response to the subpoena issued by Chairman Paul.

This proceeding amounts to nothing more than dishonest political theater masquerading as a congressional hearing. As the CIA has already assessed, COVID-19 most likely originated from a lab leak, and efforts to undermine that conclusion are disingenuous.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:29 AM (RHGPo)

211 206 Today Is National Chocolate Chip Day. 🍪

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

April 30th was Oatmeal Raisin cookie day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:30 AM (ynpvh)

212 Jasmine Crockett: The only “partisan actors" on SCOTUS are "the six Republican appointee justices."

In the world of Jasmine and MSNOW, KBJ, Sotomayor and Kagan are all famously down-the-middle, non-partisan actors.
Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:26 AM (RHGPo)



But Justice Roberts ASSURES me there are no right wing or left wing judges. Only judges.

What gives?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

213 206 Today Is National Chocolate Chip Day. 🍪
Posted by: redridinghood

Finally, a day I can support wholeheartedly!

Posted by: Fatty Boombilatti at May 15, 2026 08:31 AM (oftw2)

214 Hasan has real chutzpah to talk about dogs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

215 I think Frederica's staff isn't the only one that's keeping their charge in office. DiFi was more or less dead for months while her staff ran her office, wheeling her out periodically as proof of life. McConnell's staff did likewise.

There are plenty of others.

As has been discussed here, Congressional staffers more or less run things in Congress.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 08:31 AM (jehhT)

216
What gives?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Not Jasmine. She's and out and out taker, like all Dims.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:31 AM (s9VOe)

217 Cato guy: "One in five Fairfax residents is someone who could be deported or lives with them."

Totally normal that 20% of the largest county in Virginia could be deported.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:31 AM (RHGPo)

218
Not Jasmine. She's and out and out taker, like all Dims.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:31 AM (s9VOe)



She's a loudmouthed, obnoxious, insignificant twatwaffle who will soon be out of a job.

Nicely done, Texas. Keep it up. We're headed in the right direction!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

219 Newsom administration approved a $189 million contract to provide new digital tablets—generic, flat-screen devices in a plastic shell—to every inmate in the state prison system, at “no cost” to offenders.

189000000/94500=2000

I would love to sell generic 90 dollar tablets for $2k

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 15, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)

220 Hasan has real chutzpah to talk about dogs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)




It's easy when you deny the existence of your soul and have no morals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

221 >>> RELATED: Trump DOJ Hits DC Pipe Bomb Suspect With Terror Charges

While to many it may seem like the usual political bias reporting or just having fun riffing on the loyal opposition, but there sure are a hell of a lot of "Brownshirts" running amok that Progtards let slide by.

Recently the "Soros" DAs are getting some print again. Again because oppo has long pointed out these fuckers are letting their brownshirts walk with winks and nods, no coordination needed before the crime. Just a confederation, fellow travelers on the same path, the "Blob".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:33 AM (/lPRQ)

222 @210 the weird part about that statement is the guy who testified agreed vtgst it was a lab leak. He just filled in the gaps about Fauci and others behavior and actions before and after the lab leak

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:33 AM (gu0hJ)

223 Newsom administration approved a $189 million contract to provide new digital tablets—generic, flat-screen devices in a plastic shell—to every inmate in the state prison system, at “no cost” to offenders.

189000000/94500=2000

I would love to sell generic 90 dollar tablets for $2k
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 15, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)



Ace did a post on that yesterday. All so the inmates can watch porn and groom kids outside the prison walls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

224 We basically did NINJA loans again but this time with non-US citizens

Many homebuilders, such as Bloomfield Homes in Celina, TX offered access to FHA loans for H-1B visa holders through their preferred lenders until May of 2025, when Trump had HUD shut these lending practices down

Some of these FHA loans offered 100% financing through a combination of a standard FHA loan and access to State assisted first time homebuyer grants for the 3% downpayment

Yes, you read that correctly, your tax dollars funded home-buying grants for non-US Citizens during the Biden administration

Is it just a coincidence that home prices began falling at a rapid pace in Celina, TX almost immediately after Trump shut this program down?

How many people bought a brand new home with zero money down at peak 2022-2024 pricing?

You won’t see an impact at a national level, but you WILL see it in certain markets with a lot of H-1B tech workers and new construction

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:34 AM (RHGPo)

225 Oklahoma!
Posted by: Rodgers and Hammerstein"

Know why it's windy in OK?

Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

226 Rep. Jamie Raskin Loses His Mind, Seems Not to Know What Sanctuary Cities Are

Jamie Raskin asks why ICE can't just "pick up" criminal illegals from jail before they are released.

Who is going to tell this moron that Democrats are REFUSING cooperation and instead releasing the criminals back into communities?

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:36 AM (RHGPo)

227 Went out into the backyard after hearing a metallic sounding clank. Found brass knuckles.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Sweet!
Free knuckles...

Unless it was supposed to be some weird threat.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:36 AM (/lPRQ)

228 Good morning Lizzy and all and Happy freakin finally Friday.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 08:36 AM (fkeut)

229 That Bier guy from Cato is annoying as hell. His statistics ignore the fact that one US citizen being killed by an illegal is too many.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:36 AM (gu0hJ)

230 Is this about us?

Posted by: Loudmouthed, obnoxious, insignificant twatwaffles at May 15, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

231
Who is going to tell this moron that Democrats are REFUSING cooperation and instead releasing the criminals back into communities?
Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:36 AM (RHGPo)



When you're part of 'the party of lies,' it doesn't really matter, now does it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

232 Newsom administration approved a $189 million contract to provide new digital tablets"

They misspelled "Newsome approved a 189 Mil payoff that will send donations to his campaigns"

Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

233 Is this about us?
Posted by: Loudmouthed, obnoxious, insignificant twatwaffles at May 15, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)




It's good to know SOMEONE reads my comments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

234 "LoL420F*ckThePOLICE!": Millennial Uses Claude To Crack Crypto Wallet After Decade-Long Lockout

"I tried like 7 trillion passwords lmfao."

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:37 AM (RHGPo)

235 Rep. Jamie Raskin Loses His Mind, Seems Not to Know What Sanctuary Cities Are
-------

I will never understand how we take any of these people at their word on anything. They are activists. They lie. That includes playing dumb to go along with their actual dumbness.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 08:38 AM (fkeut)

236 Good morning!

Silver spot price is dropping . . . like a rock.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 08:38 AM (wVcYX)

237 "LoL420F*ckThePOLICE!": Millennial Uses Claude To Crack Crypto Wallet After Decade-Long Lockout

"I tried like 7 trillion passwords lmfao."
Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:37 AM (RHGPo)



This is why crypto is and will always be shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

238 The bomb at the Mobile Alabama dam is definitely an warning op to President Trump. Question is who did it?

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2026 08:38 AM (LHPAg)

239 Hasan is a known Islamo-nazi "influencer". A nephew of another lardball islamo-nazi, Chunky Yogurt. Both are on Islamo-nazi Erdogan's payroll. Deport!!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 08:39 AM (GD0B3)

240 Face it, Jewish liberals: You have no friends on the left
______

Suicidal empathy is the only option. Vote Democrat!
-Jewish Liberals

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 08:39 AM (Dv3i1)

241 German SPD Leader Faces Backlash After Claiming Migrants Burdening Welfare System Is A 'Right Wing Extremist' Lie

“Immigration into the welfare state threatens social cohesion! The fact is: More and more immigrants are pushing into our social welfare system – and are bringing the system to its limits and to the brink of collapse,” CSU Member of Parliament Stephan Mayer told Bild on Tuesday, as quoted by Junge Freiheit.

Bas, in return, has called this notion a lie from “right-wing extremists.”

“Every statistic refutes her. The immigration into Germany’s social systems is verifiably documented and one of the main reasons why the Federal Republic is heading toward state bankruptcy,” Springer posted on X last week.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:39 AM (RHGPo)

242 Madam chair monitor.

During a bizarre Hot Topics segment, the women of The View discussed whether or not it’s alright to save seats for others in public places. Goldberg, 70, quickly took over the conversation and specifically called out Christians who save seats for other people in church.
“To me, here’s the biggest reason you don’t want to do that, is because you want people to be on time,” Goldberg said of saving seats in church. “You don’t want them to start thinking, oh, somebody’s going to hold this for me, and you don’t have to work on getting your behind out of there to get there on time. Don’t do that!”
“If you’re at a place and you see all these empty seats, I’m telling you now, if you come down, I’m gonna be in your chair, because I paid just like you paid,” she continued.

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Apparently you have to pay to go to the Church of Satan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 08:40 AM (ndZc7)

243 "I tried like 7 trillion passwords lmfao."
****
It's always the last one you try.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

244 When Erdogan croaks, it will be Turkey's salvation.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 08:40 AM (GD0B3)

245 Tom Servo, go ahead on and recount for me the times I have advocated for negotiations to be anything other than one piece of the war.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:40 AM (z2aPa)

246 Hasan is a known Islamo-nazi "influencer". A nephew of another lardball islamo-nazi, Chunky Yogurt. Both are on Islamo-nazi Erdogan's payroll. Deport!!
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 08:39 AM (GD0B3)



Leftists are rabid, insane idiots that are already on board with all of these assholes. Who are they getting other than the standard? I don't think their influence is growing or gaining strength.

They're recycling all the same idiots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

247 They're recycling all the same idiots."

Well, that sounds environmentally responsible, so...

Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

248 Georgia Gov Calls Special Session To Redraw Maps, Democrats Cry Gerrymandering

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:41 AM (RHGPo)

249 I want to know how long that “explosive device” had been behind the dam. Was it dropped there last week, or 20 years ago and was really just a big ball of rust? If it was live, how was it supposed to be activated? Waterproof radio controls are quite sophisticated, but I doubt something improvised would have had any.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:41 AM (AnnNE)

250 Well, that sounds environmentally responsible, so...
Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

251 *Apparently you have to pay to go to the Church of Satan.
___
$20. Same as downtown.

Posted by: Stan at May 15, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

252 I want to know how long that “explosive device” had been behind the dam. Was it dropped there last week, or 20 years ago and was really just a big ball of rust? If it was live, how was it supposed to be activated? Waterproof radio controls are quite sophisticated, but I doubt something improvised would have had any.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:41 AM (AnnNE)



I just find it incredibly odd there are no images of the device.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

253 >>But TMZ is calling him a liar because he implied he's living in the trailer when he isn't.
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>>If we had a real media, they'd be asking why those houses have not been rebuilt yet.
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Since when does TMZ fact check campaign ads???

The whole conversation misses the point, as designed.
Sounds like Bass wants to play the Obama game of getting political foes eliminated by technicalities so you don't have to beat them on election day.


Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:42 AM (X8xt3)

254 Democrats Cry Gerrymandering

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:41 AM (RHGPo)



It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

255 243 "I tried like 7 trillion passwords lmfao."
****
It's always the last one you try.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

Because it would be stupid to keep trying after you find it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:43 AM (ynpvh)

256 Sounds like Bass wants to play the Obama game of getting political foes eliminated by technicalities so you don't have to beat them on election day.


Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:42 AM (X8xt3)



Exactly.

It's the left wing media doing it's job as it's told.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

257 As the CIA has already assessed, COVID-19 most likely originated from a lab leak, and efforts to undermine that conclusion are disingenuous.
Posted by: SMOD
====

That was the COVID-19 that was first detected in the fall of 2019.

The COVID-19 during the following election season and early Biden Junta Reign was not known until the spring of 2020.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (/lPRQ)

258 Spencer Pratt: “We need to clean up homeless camps, get rid of the drug addicted everywhere, prepare for fires better, and lower taxes.”

Nithya Raman: “We need to ban the normals from cooking hamburgers.”

The right vs. left paradigm perfectly illustrated.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (RHGPo)

259 Democrats Cry Gerrymandering and let slip the Jefferies of war

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (gu0hJ)

260 248 Georgia Gov Calls Special Session To Redraw Maps, Democrats Cry Gerrymandering

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:41 AM (RHGPo)

It's only Gerrymandering when the other side does it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (ynpvh)

261
Speaking of stocks...

After going kookoobananas optimistic last week,

this week it's settled into a vaguely pessimistic groove.

Well..boo on you, manic-depressive market!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (iJfKG)

262 Boston Celtics and Lakers sold for more any NFL team , I believe. Hate the NBA but is much more global than NFL.

Too expensive to play football in the Third World, and that includes most American cities

Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (YCxFk)

263 Where are you people seeing campaign ads?

But then again I don't own a television.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

264 Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson, 83, has been absent for all House votes since after April 17 and missed over 40 consecutive votes over nearly a month, according to the chamber’s roll call.

She is in a coma. or Dead. or both

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)

265 110 Here's a thought: bomb the fuck out of them until they surrender.
...
Yes, the article and its title are idiotic in their dissonance/pointlessness. I offer it as an object lesson only.
....
Time for something to happen, since Iran has now told Trump to go piss up a rope, they’re not gonna negotiate shit, ever.

NewMoon/NewWorld:
1. Debank Iran/Replace their Currency with digital civilian only
2. Debank Kharg/Replace Kharg Island with Freeport/Cuba
3. Debank LIBs/Indict for sedition and material support to enemy combatants
4. Indict Brennan/let his compromatee's drop ship the canoe
5. Spencer Pratt/FIFA'26Security/Olympics'28/ElectionMonitoring -- why is it even close?
6. Make Air Travel Great Again
-- arrive at the gate 10minutes before and make your flight!
-- end LIB gate-rape/Strategic Insanity and Collective Punishment
-- end 2.5oz travelsize, except for LIBs willing to settle for less

LET'S GO BRANDON.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-IceAgentChuckie
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (RkOXN)

266 257 As the CIA has already assessed, COVID-19 most likely originated from a lab leak, and efforts to undermine that conclusion are disingenuous.
Posted by: SMOD
====

That was the COVID-19 that was first detected in the fall of 2019.

The COVID-19 during the following election season and early Biden Junta Reign was not known until the spring of 2020.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (/lPRQ)

It was knows in October, so should have been named COVIO-19...sounds like a rapper.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (ynpvh)

267 >>Goldberg, 70, quickly took over the conversation and specifically called out Christians who save seats for other people in church.


Because that is where this is the biggest issue: in church!

When was the last time Whoopie as in church?
Srsly

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (X8xt3)

268 260. Shocked when Rino Kemp agreed to a new map

Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (YCxFk)

269 A top California Democratic political aide agreed to plead guilty Thursday to charges including conspiracy to commit bank fraud related to a scheme to steal campaign funds from Xavier Becerra when he served as the federal health secretary.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (RHGPo)

270 The way to deal with them is to cut off the funds that boost their fake online "influence". X and the rest are cesspools. Virulent hate, conspiratorial nonsense, and low IQ stupidity mushroomed under the guise of free speech. THere is no free speech online, there are people spending millions, buying influence , when others have no resources and just the truth. SO the truth gets drown out by the money. Is fucked up. Musk is too detached to be bothered by such nonsense. There is no "absolute truth" where you pay or reward online presence.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)

271 I hope SWAT was called.

Britney Spears Seen “Barking and Carrying Knife” at Restaurant After Leaving Rehab

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (ndZc7)

272
That was the COVID-19 that was first detected in the fall of 2019.

The COVID-19 during the following election season and early Biden Junta Reign was not known until the spring of 2020.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (/lPRQ)



I had covid over Thanksgiving 2019. Likely caught it from a friends daughter who was sick at the same time.

Had a cough through January.

They announced it was a thing in February 2020.

"Huh. That shit sounds familiar."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

273 264. Sounds like Lloyd Austin

Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:46 AM (YCxFk)

274 Well..boo on you, manic-depressive market!
Posted by: naturalfake

Manic Depression's a frustrating mess!

Posted by: Jimi Jendrix at May 15, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)

275
Britney Spears Seen “Barking and Carrying Knife” at Restaurant After Leaving Rehab
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 08:45 AM (ndZc7)



Great pub for that rehab.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

276 177 168 Sounds good to me. What's the problem?
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)

The "One World Government" types have decided that Islam and Shari'ah is the fastest way to get there.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 08:20 AM (iXqHn)


There is a technique high performers use called A/B testing, where instead of just going with what they like themselves, they will try multiple things and see the response. (I think Scott Adams talked about that.) Well, I would call it throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, but I'm not selling books.

My point is, I think that the Davos set is indifferent to which horse gets them to that finish line of enslaving the globe, so long as they reach it; and they will keep on sponsoring all of the horses, so that no matter which one gets there first, they win.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 08:46 AM (Sy6m/)

277
245 Tom Servo, go ahead on and recount for me the times I have advocated for negotiations to be anything other than one piece of the war.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:40 AM (z2aPa)

I can’t, which is why I find it puzzling that you are supporting them now. The blockade is all well and good, but Iran is getting too much from the rail lines from Pakistan and air support from Russia and China for that to break the regime anytime soon.

I know the visit to China was in part to convince them to stop supporting Iran so heavily, but I find it difficult to believe the Chinese will ever play straight with us on anything, no matter what Xi promised.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:46 AM (AnnNE)

278 Because it would be stupid to keep trying after you find it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:43 AM
+++
Kinda like when you find your car keys.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 15, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

279
Manic Depression's a frustrating mess!
Posted by: Jimi Jendrix at May 15, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)



Love that song. Seal and Jeff Beck did a phenomenal version of it on the Jimi Hendrix tribute CD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

280 Britney is bi polar. I do not dislike her

Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:47 AM (YCxFk)

281 “אם אשכחך ירושלים תשכח ימיני”If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand wither.

Psalm 137

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)
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The only time I try to forget Jerusalem is when the annual property tax bill comes in the mail.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 08:47 AM (ebJJx)

282 I'd like to say I could fix Britney Spears, but I don't think so

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM (gu0hJ)

283 Boston Celtics and Lakers sold for more any NFL team , I believe. Hate the NBA but is much more global than NFL.

Too expensive to play football in the Third World, and that includes most American cities
Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (YCxFk)



Soccer and Basketball

Fun Third-World Poverty Sports In Which You Can Use The Severed Head Of An Enemy, If You Don't Have A Ball!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM (iJfKG)

284 Outrage of the Day:

Animal extremist group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) ripped into 49ers tight end George Kittle after he told fans on social media how he killed a spider.

“Spiders are tiny compared to the average human, let alone an NFL player, and have a lot more to fear from us than we do from them, so there’s no need for unnecessary roughness,” PETA senior vice president Lisa Lange said, reprimanding the NFL player.

“PETA is urging George Kittle to drop the unsportsmanlike conduct and adopt a live and let live approach when it comes to uninvited arachnid guests,” the organization added.

Kittle had described the invading arachnid as about the “PETA is urging George Kittle to drop the unsportsmanlike conduct and adopt a live and let live approach when it comes to uninvited arachnid guests,” and mentioned that he killed the creature with a rehab slant board.

For her part, wife Clair called Kittle her “knight in shining armor” and praised him for his response to the “disgusting” bug.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM (RHGPo)

285 I have not been able to be on the internet much lately, so if this has been covered I apologize, but has anybody given any thought to sharing J.Js awesome posts with anybody in the government? I would, but I have no contacts. I honestly think they would appreciate the help, as I sincerely believe this administration wants to right as many wrongs as possible. If there is a way to get this to them I think it will help.

Posted by: . Chillin the most at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM (Sv8TC)

286 Britney is bi polar. I do not dislike her

Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:47 AM (YCxFk)
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Is no one heteropolar anymore?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM (ebJJx)

287 Britney is bi polar. I do not dislike her
Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:47 AM (YCxFk)



I think she has drug induced psychosis because that's what hollywood does to people. Especially when their parents don't pay attention to what's happening to their kids because they're too busy counting the $$$$.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

288 Let's fix this algorithm or that algorithm. Won't work. Policing by the so called "public square" does not work. Do you know this "public?"?? A bunch of inbreds sitting in Turkey, Indonesia and Phakistan??? great job!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM (GD0B3)

289 Nithya Raman: “We need to ban the normals from cooking hamburgers.”


You can have my burger flipper and tongs when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer, Grillmaster at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

290 *Britney Spears Seen “Barking and Carrying Knife” at Restaurant After Leaving Rehab*
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Was that wrong?
Should she not have done that?

Posted by: The Costanza Defense at May 15, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)

291 There ain't a church pew in the world that could hold Whoopi 's fat ass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:49 AM (gu0hJ)

292 I had covid over Thanksgiving 2019. Likely caught it from a friends daughter who was sick at the same time.

Had a cough through January.

They announced it was a thing in February 2020.

"Huh. That shit sounds familiar."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)


Damn bro, you really take that FIRST thing seriously, huh?

Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2026 08:49 AM (5L7BE)

293 >>Today Is National Chocolate Chip Day.

WOOHOO!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (X8xt3)

294 280 Britney is bi polar. I do not dislike her

Posted by: Jonah at May 15, 2026 08:47 AM (YCxFk)

Britney is bi, eh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (ynpvh)

295 Soccer and Basketball

Fun Third-World Poverty Sports In Which You Can Use The Severed Head Of An Enemy, If You Don't Have A Ball!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM (iJfKG)

Big damn head!

Posted by: Billy Fish, Rifleman Majendra Bahadur Gurung wishing you many good lucks! at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (wVcYX)

296 I want to know how long that “explosive device” had been behind the dam. Was it dropped there last week, or 20 years ago and was really just a big ball of rust? If it was live, how was it supposed to be activated? Waterproof radio controls are quite sophisticated, but I doubt something improvised would have had any.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:41 AM (AnnNE)
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I just find it incredibly odd there are no images of the device.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
===

It was 'grenade like'.
About 1 pound, roundish, lumpy, with a spoon stuck on top. A soup spoon.

You may note these inspection drivers never tell you about all the guns they recover. There have been stories where divers are searching for a gun a perp fessed up that he tossed over a bridge or guardrail... they find other guns. I think there was a Florida story where they were looking for a missing person or body in a certain area.. didn't find him/her but found two others.

Speaking of... did the find Savanahh's mom yet or are they still just finding old Indians, homeless, and mob hit victims?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (/lPRQ)

297 Damn bro, you really take that FIRST thing seriously, huh?
Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2026 08:49 AM (5L7BE)



It is a way of life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

298
Thank you for the news and links, J.J. happy birthday, nice to know we share that today.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (QVmho)

299 You really think some rando that allegedly started a fire a week prior to the Palisades fire holds the blame more than 8-month no rain/drought period? Is that what you believe

Rain period is measured Oct - Mar.

Thats why they take a final reading of the Sierra snowpack on 1-Apr to determine X% of average precipitation above/below.

SoCal is a Fukin Desert. Of course it's dry AF during those months. Its called SUMMER. Typically the hottest time of the year!!

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (ItWcy)

300 I have a pseudo-fondness for spiders, since they prey on what I loathe. Sort of like how Gay Race Communists feel about Mohammadans, I presume.
Posted by: SciVo


When I moved to Maryland, my wife told me about a German Christmas tradition to have a spider ornament on our tree for good luck. Now back then we were broke and the internet was not going to be as good at finding things. But we did have a spider in the house. I figured "She lives and is left alone."

About three months later, the moth problem in our house was solved permanently. Spiders are on my no kill list because of that.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 08:51 AM (jjoN6)

301
I saw Barking and Carrying Knife open for the Rolling Stones at the Altamont Free Concert in '69.


Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 08:52 AM (iJfKG)

302
Speaking of... did the find Savanahh's mom yet or are they still just finding old Indians, homeless, and mob hit victims?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (/lPRQ)



She's still missing. Savannah is doing something somewhere, but I have no interest since there's still thousands of children missing from the child trafficking rings that ran rampant during the Biden administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

303 Sweet!
Free knuckles...

Unless it was supposed to be some weird threat.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:36 AM (/lPRQ)

Nah, also heard footsteps that appeared to be in a hurry. Took the knuckles out into the desert and tossed them. Joey Knuckles, I mean.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 08:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

304 No known Hantavirus cases in the United States. But the media is trying to make it the worst thing since the Black plague of medieval times.

Posted by: dantesed at May 15, 2026 08:52 AM (Oy/m2)

305 299 You really think some rando that allegedly started a fire a week prior to the Palisades fire holds the blame more than 8-month no rain/drought period? Is that what you believe

Rain period is measured Oct - Mar.

Thats why they take a final reading of the Sierra snowpack on 1-Apr to determine X% of average precipitation above/below.

SoCal is a Fukin Desert. Of course it's dry AF during those months. Its called SUMMER. Typically the hottest time of the year!!

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (ItWcy)

With the occasional Thunderstorm in July and August...but those tend to cause fires as much as rain...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:52 AM (ynpvh)

306 The 6-3 ruling was ready long ago. The court had first heard oral arguments in Callais in March 2025. It was reheard in October, and finally released late April 2026.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

307 Thank you for the news and links, J.J. happy birthday, nice to know we share that today.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 15, 2026 08:50 AM (QVmho)




HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Posted by: Frosty the Snowman at May 15, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

308 >>Birdbath status?


Being enjoyed by all the neighborhood birds!
Two crows have officially designated it as "best place to dip dumpster finds before eating. Five stars!"

Ongoing issue: bees slip in and drown. I've have to check it for paddling bees to rescue them.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:53 AM (X8xt3)

309 The delay in the release of Louisiana v. Calais is on Kagan, for dragging out publication of her dissent.

Perhaps, she has had a stroke and can't write as fast as she used to be able. Frankly, she doesn't look well.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

310 276 177 168 Sounds good to me. What's the problem?
...
The "One World Government" types have decided that Islam and Shari'ah is the fastest way to get there.
...
There is a technique high performers use called A/B testing, where instead of just going with what they like themselves, they will try multiple things and see the response. (I think Scott Adams talked about that.) Well, I would call it throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, but I'm not selling books.
...
My point is, I think that the Davos set is indifferent to which horse gets them to that finish line of enslaving the globe, so long as they reach it; and they will keep on sponsoring all of the horses, so that no matter which one gets there first, they win.

Without Indicting the the TOO BIG TO JAIL politico's duJour are simply the the shock absorbers sustaining the delusion of real and obvious choice, that if you want to save the world, you have to save yourself first.

DARVO/DAVOS/DAVROS....
is if there's a difference. MORE!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBGavinsRealityBomb
And the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become NOTHING.

LET'S GO BRANDON!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 15, 2026 08:54 AM (Z/edZ)

311
Perhaps, she has had a stroke and can't write as fast as she used to be able. Frankly, she doesn't look well.
Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)



Women weren't meant to slurp woman juice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

312 "...but has anybody given any thought to sharing J.Js awesome posts with anybody in the government?"
Posted by: . Chillin the most at May 15, 2026 08:48 AM
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It's right there on Al Gore's Amazing Internet™ for anyone to see.

Posted by: Including the Gubmint at May 15, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

313 Maybe it was actually an improvised fishing devise.

Posted by: davidt at May 15, 2026 08:55 AM (Q+gd/)

314 >>>SCOTUS Could Do The Funniest Thing And Mandate A Single Election Day At Jay Jones’ Request


Doesn't Jay Jones know a single election day would be rayciss, anti-democratic, and playing into Trump's plan to steal the Midterm Elections? Also, women, children, minorities, the elderly, the dead, and illegals would be hurt the most!

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2026 08:55 AM (5rh/l)

315 304 No known Hantavirus cases in the United States. But the media is trying to make it the worst thing since the Black plague of medieval times.

Posted by: dantesed at May 15, 2026 08:52 AM (Oy/m2)

They did the same with worry over MonkeyPox until it turned out it was almost 100% a gay "poke you in the pustulant ass" thing. My wife's auntie was so worried and asked if she should get the vaccine...the only thing I could think (but now say), is, either she doesn't realize how it's transmitted, or she's into some very kinky things that I neither need nor want to know...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 08:55 AM (ynpvh)

316 I had covid over Thanksgiving 2019. Likely caught it from a friends daughter who was sick at the same time.

Had a cough through January.

They announced it was a thing in February 2020.

"Huh. That shit sounds familiar."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

My father, who was 85 and in good health in Phoenix, died from a sudden and severe respiratory infection in December 2019. First sign of a cough until death was only 7 days, and he went to the hospital within 24 hours of the first symptoms.

Hospital certificate as to cause of death listed “unknown virus” as cause of death. They tested the virus in his system against the 27 most common respiratory viruses known at the time, and it matched none of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:55 AM (AnnNE)

317 BifBewalski -

I will not sing to you -- that was reserved for Piper -- but Happy Birthday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

318 The delay in Calais was probably because KBJ couldn't find the right color of crayons to write her dissent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:56 AM (gu0hJ)

319 Having scrounged my several coin dump sites around the house, I am ready to take a sandwich bag of assorted pennies, nickels, and dimes to the CoinStar machine. My count is the princely sum of $6.38 gross.

I am faced with the same dilemma as young Michael Banks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)

320 >>Nithya Raman: “We need to ban the normals from cooking hamburgers.”


Wait, what????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3)

321
Hospital certificate as to cause of death listed “unknown virus” as cause of death. They tested the virus in his system against the 27 most common respiratory viruses known at the time, and it matched none of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 08:55 AM (AnnNE)



Most sincere condolences for your loss, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

322 The delay in Calais - is this like the rain in Spain?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 08:58 AM (wVcYX)

323 t
"It's been an incredible visit," Trump told reporters from an ornate pavilion overlooking a lake and landscaped gardens inside the compound.
Posted by: Muh Boogeyman at May 15, 2026 08:57 AM (KEmnX)



What about the melee between the two security staffs that was reported?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

324 Jerome Powell is out

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 08:58 AM (gKWVE)

325 The delay in Calais - is this like the rain in Spain?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 08:58 AM (wVcYX)



Ahhhhh..........Bach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

326 What's a Nithya Raman?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

327 Jerome Powell is out
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 08:58 AM (gKWVE)



Of the closet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

328 @316 sorry for your loss Tom. Do you know whether they tested the sample for COVID after the virus was isolated?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (gu0hJ)

329 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Testing our security.

I want Trump and team out of China as soon as possible.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

330 I had covid over Thanksgiving 2019. Likely caught it from a friends daughter who was sick at the same time.

Had a cough through January.
They announced it was a thing in February 2020.
"Huh. That shit sounds familiar."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
====

Definitely not COVID but has this weird upper sinus / ear infection in fall 2019. Two antibiotics and two anti Virals... eventually went away but have a touch of vertigo to this day.

Kind of kept an eye out for any news that this respiratory disease "COVID" would have any effect on sinus. Nada.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (/lPRQ)

331 What's a Nithya Raman?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)



Yet another ferner that should be banned from American politics.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

332 Stepped down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (Pk3sT)

333 >>>Today Is National Chocolate Chip Day.

WOOHOO!!!

Posted by: Lizzy
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I recently learned that when food manufacturers use the word 'chocolatey', it means 'not actual chocolate'

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt)

334 The Associated Press posted a short video that appeared to highlight what it called a lack of regulation of flintlock muskets Thursday morning.

Under federal law, flintlock muskets fall into the definition of “antique firearms” under the language of 18 USC 921(16), which exempts them from many of the regulations and laws at the federal level, as well as in most states. In a caption for the video posted on X Thursday morning, the AP noted that while a musket could fire a projectile at 1,000 feet per second, it was exempt from gun regulations under federal law.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

335 DARVO/DAVOS/DAVROS....
Let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (gtcuf)

336 319 Having scrounged my several coin dump sites around the house, I am ready to take a sandwich bag of assorted pennies, nickels, and dimes to the CoinStar machine. My count is the princely sum of $6.38 gross.

I am faced with the same dilemma as young Michael Banks.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)

CoinStar takes 12 cents out of every dollar as its user fee, I think.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (uEmCf)

337 Hooray! America, you are going to be saved!

https://tinyurl.com/3a85jc6z

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (ebJJx)

338
What's a Nithya Raman?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)


The worst Ramen Ever!

It's made with dog shit and old, worn-out communist tropes.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (iJfKG)

339 >>What's a Nithya Raman?

Indian Commie who got involved in local politics maybe 1 minute after arriving in the US?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (X8xt3)

340 gKWVE

Have the actions to turn the Fed HQ into a modern Versailles been stopped?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

341
CoinStar takes 12 cents out of every dollar as its user fee, I think.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (uEmCf)



Geez. Just take it to the bank. They'll address it and give you full value.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

342 327 What's a Nithya Raman?

20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (gtcuf)

343
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman
POWERFUL! Eric Church going viral for his UNC commencement speech, and it’s pure fire.

“People who tend to their faith in ordinary seasons don’t come undone in extraordinary ones. Tend to your faith… not just when you’re broken. Call your people. Show up when it costs you something. The person you choose to share your life with is the most important decision you’ll make outside of your faith. The world doesn’t need another cover song — it needs an original.”

https://tinyurl.com/bdwjbtwt

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (NpAcC)

344 Those inexpensive packaged noodles used in many Asian dishes.
But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Airplane! at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

345 Just feed the coins into the self checkout.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (Pk3sT)

346 Nithya Raman: “We need to ban the normals from cooking hamburgers.”


Wait, what????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3)

Her plan to prevent fires is to ban personal grills in LA.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (iNUL3)

347 SCOTUS effectively released this decision at the exact moment it could create maximum chaos for the 2026 cycle.

Late enough to force any redraws onto an insanely compressed timeline, but just early enough for states to still attempt redistricting before the primaries.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

348 >>I recently learned that when food manufacturers use the word 'chocolatey', it means 'not actual chocolate'

Yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:02 AM (X8xt3)

349 Jerome Powell is out
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 08:58 AM (gKWVE)


Of the closet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
-

On the town?

Of this world?

Of his mind?

Carry on.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 09:02 AM (ebJJx)

350 The Trump administration has blocked $60 million in fraudulent student loan applications since launching a new risk assessment tool last month, the Daily Caller has learned exclusively. The Department of Education launched a new risk assessment tool on April 26 to screen federal student aid applicants for fraud. Since the tool launched two weeks ago, the administration has found about 300,000 fraudulent applications that amounted to $60 million in student loans, officials told the Daily Caller.

... DOGE lives

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

351 "FOX NEWS INVESTIGATION: 425 organizations with a combined $1 billion in annual revenues coordinate 736 anti-Israel 'Nakba 78' protests across 39 countries today — a transnational network that includes communist groups, Marxist-funded nonprofits and coalitions linked to Chinese Communist Party sympathizers.

The campaign's own materials don't call for a ceasefire or two-state solution. They call for the dismantling of Israel itself, framing the U.S. as a 'fascist, imperialist, genocidal settler state' and erasing Israel's name entirely from their literature.

The U.S. leads all nations with 187 events planned."

FLLOW THE MONEY ! DEPORT!!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 09:02 AM (GD0B3)

352
Her plan to prevent fires is to ban personal grills in LA.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (iNUL3)



When you can just ban liberals hellbent on killing billionaires.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

353 *Britney Spears Seen “Barking and Carrying Knife” at Restaurant After Leaving Rehab*
-----
Was that wrong?
Should she not have done that?
Posted by: The Costanza Defense
===

Aspiring Rapper

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:03 AM (/lPRQ)

354 >I want Trump and team out of China as soon as possible.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I saw on X that no items from China were allowed on AF1 for the flight home

they literally had a bin, and anything you got while in China had to be tossed in before boarding

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt)

355 Lu Jianwang, a 64-year-old U.S. citizen, was convicted in federal court of acting as an illegal foreign agent for China and obstructing justice by deleting incriminating messages. Prosecutors revealed that Lu operated a secret Chinese police station in New York City’s Chinatown, which was used to target and intimidate pro-democracy dissidents.

We had the same thing here in Houston. And they were stealing medical research. They ended up burning the building down to hide everything.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 15, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)

356 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:59 AM (/lPRQ)

My BIL caught it, but said it wasn't COVID...gave it to his brother who was infectious, but not yet sick...that 2nd BIL shared driving with my wife who was with my FIL. After their return trip home, we all went out to eat, and I saw 2nd BIL was sick, told him NOT to touch anything, we would serve him food from the lazy susan. Wife flew out a day later, even though I told her not to. Yup, both BIL's got it, wife got it (was stuck in Dubai in a hotel room for a week before flying back home--missed the rest of her trip), I caught it from wife, younger son caught it from me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 09:03 AM (ynpvh)

357 You really think some rando that allegedly started a fire a week prior to the Palisades fire holds the blame more than 8-month no rain/drought period? Is that what you believe?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2026 07:59 AM (ycI94)


Don't start nuthin', won't be nuthin', dumb-ass.

Posted by: Will Smith at May 15, 2026 09:04 AM (5rh/l)

358 >>Her plan to prevent fires is to ban personal grills in LA.


I'm going to guess that her efforts do not include curbing any homeless encampments where they cook over haphazard open flames?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:04 AM (X8xt3)

359 320 >>Nithya Raman: “We need to ban the normals from cooking hamburgers.”


Wait, what????
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3)

Don't forget the people who are trying to Gain of Function on those ticks that make you deathly allergic to meat.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:04 AM (uEmCf)

360
Stepped down.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (Pk3sT)


I thought it was that his term had expired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:04 AM (HdYcL)

361 Happy birthday Bif

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

362 CoinStar takes 12 cents out of every dollar as its user fee, I think.
Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:00 AM (uEmCf)

I knew it was steep but wooof! IIRC, there is one branch of a bank I use in the area that has/had a CoinStar in its lobby. It's connected to the bank and if you deposit your pile into your bank account rather than taking a payout, the scalping is avoided, or least least minimized. I'll have to call them and check if it's still there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:04 AM (wVcYX)

363 NY Post headline :Why Can't Xi Be Friends?
Not Headless Body in Topless Bar, but still good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 09:05 AM (gu0hJ)

364 The delay in Callais was caused mainly by Kagan the gay*

*gay, lez, whatever

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 09:05 AM (Dv3i1)

365 I'm going to guess that her efforts do not include curbing any homeless encampments where they cook over haphazard open flames?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:04 AM (X8xt3)



Can't have them starving. The government will provide them the grills.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

366 350 >>I recently learned that when food manufacturers use the word 'chocolatey', it means 'not actual chocolate'

Yikes.

And "Table syrup" means no actual maple.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:05 AM (gtcuf)

367 No actual tables.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:06 AM (Pk3sT)

368 Muh Boogeyman

THe real money is in fraudulent entitlement payments.

Global peace is impossible without changing the human genome.

A US led military helping keep regional peace is a sound investment. As opposed to totalitarian wannabes in the rest of the world.

Read some history and human genetics. I can help with suggestions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:06 AM (u82oZ)

369 "The Trump administration has blocked $60 million in fraudulent student loan applications..."
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It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at May 15, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

370 Nithya Raman: “We need to ban the normals from cooking hamburgers.”


Wait, what????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3)

Her plan to prevent fires is to ban personal grills in LA.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (iNUL3)


Well, that and probably being an insane Indian vegetarian.

Years ago, I knew a couple who liked to grill and BBQ in the summer.

Their Indian neighbors, the wife specifically, kept coming over every time they used their grill to complain that the smell was making them sick and poisoning them...

So....yeah...

3rd World a-holes want normal American people to get rid of their BBQ and dogs.

Just spitballing here but there are other countries they could live in.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 09:06 AM (iJfKG)

371 > Nithya Raman: “We need to ban the normals from cooking hamburgers.”
----------
At least she recognizes who the "normals" are. And self identifies as "other."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 09:07 AM (jehhT)

372 I recently learned that when food manufacturers use the word 'chocolatey', it means 'not actual chocolate'

Yikes.

And "Table syrup" means no actual maple.
Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:05 AM (gtcuf)


Well, yeah. It's made from tables.

It's right there in the name.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 09:08 AM (iJfKG)

373 Raman learned the grift real quick. Set up some homeless services "not for profit" and made a killing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 09:08 AM (gu0hJ)

374 Joy Behar, who is so hatefully unfunny and rabidly propagandistic that she could be a late-night talk show host, kicked things off by shaking her head about Thornton: “Imagine bragging about how uninformed you are.”

Imagine bragging about things that your are uninformed on.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 15, 2026 09:08 AM (/+uur)

375 Being made of tables would still be better than being made of HFCS, which is straight-up poison.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:09 AM (gtcuf)

376 NNSA Removes Highly Enriched Uranium from Venezuela, Reducing Risk to South America and the U.S. Homeland

The safe removal of all enriched uranium from Venezuela sends another signal to the world of a restored and renewed Venezuela. Thanks to President Trump’s decisive leadership, the teams finished in months what would have normally taken years.

National Nuclear Security Administration
May 8, 2026

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:09 AM (RHGPo)

377 Just feed the coins into the self checkout.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM (Pk3sT)

Oh, that is devilishly ingenious! I'll tie up the self-checkout stand for quite a while. *rubs hands with glee*

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:09 AM (wVcYX)

378 Processed cheese food , ain't cheese

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 09:09 AM (gu0hJ)

379 Who names their kid Nithya?

Posted by: Someone has to ask at May 15, 2026 09:09 AM (2Ez/1)

380 Nithya Raman: “We need to ban the normals from cooking hamburgers.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 08:44 AM (RHGPo)
-

At least Chuck Schumer is safe.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 09:10 AM (ebJJx)

381 How much search information can the Feds find on any one of us?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 15, 2026 09:10 AM (BNA0v)

382 I'm going to guess that her efforts do not include curbing any homeless encampments where they cook over haphazard open flames?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:04 AM (X8xt3)

I should have been more precise.

Her plan to stop fires is to ban personal grills in lieu of cleaning out the homeless encampments like Pratt wants to do.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 09:10 AM (iNUL3)

383 >>Raman learned the grift real quick. Set up some homeless services "not for profit" and made a killing


Of course she did!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2026 09:10 AM (X8xt3)

384 JM in Illinois

A lot, but not as much as my Google files. That needed a new Data Center in Utah.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:11 AM (u82oZ)

385 "Mayo" ain't mayonaise.

"Processed cheese food" ain't cheese.

So much fake crap on the shelves.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:11 AM (gtcuf)

386 A blue flag with a Star of David, two swastikas and the letters “NYU” was waving on the roof of the Steinhardt building as hundreds of graduates and family members walked along West Fourth Street during NYU’s annual Grad Alley event shortly after 5 p.m. Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

387 I'll say it again:

1) if anyone deserved to be raped by dogs, it the Palestinians.

2) my only problem with the Palestinian genocide is it's not happening.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 09:12 AM (73/SM)

388 Isn't Nithya a country in David Edding's world?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:12 AM (Pk3sT)

389 379 Just feed the coins into the self checkout.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:01 AM

++++
I'll tell you what you DON'T do.
You don't use them to buy a calzone!

https://youtu.be/S4XNcTQT-yY

Posted by: Kramer at May 15, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

390 377 Being made of tables would still be better than being made of HFCS, which is straight-up poison.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:09 AM (gtcuf)

But I put that on my French Toast, since CBD says Maple syrup shouldn't...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 09:12 AM (ynpvh)

391 "Processed cheese food" ain't cheese.
___

"Social Justice" isn't justice

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 09:12 AM (Dv3i1)

392 366 The delay in Callais was caused mainly by Kagan the gay*

*gay, lez, whatever
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 09:05 AM (Dv3i1)

This was all decided last year. Remember when Texas was warned that 2 or 3 Districts in Dallas area were illegal? They were using 28% black and 29% Hispanic to create a Minority District. I think this was last June or July.

SO yes the Minority sat on this for about a year.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 15, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)

393 Who names their kid Nithya?
Posted by: Someone has to ask at May 15, 2026 09:09 AM

Mr. and Mrs. Raman, at a guess.

- Someone had to answer

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 09:13 AM (xLei+)

394 Late to the Thread. Has there been any snark yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 09:13 AM (0sNs1)

395 "Mechanically separated" chicken/pork/beef means lips and assholes.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:14 AM (gtcuf)

396 Tragedy upcoming in two weeks. JJ's real, actual birthday falls on a Saturday this year. And next year, it is on a Sunday!

Posted by: This Will Not Stand! at May 15, 2026 09:14 AM (oftw2)

397 Muh Boogeyman

Global Peace between Great Powers armed with nuclear weapons, maybe.

But not in global society. Not in points of contact with Islam and anyone else. Not with China and the world. Not with Russia and Ukraine. Not with Sudan, Nicaragua, Cuba, Spain...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:14 AM (u82oZ)

398 Who names their kid Nithya?

Posted by: Someone has to ask at May 15, 2026 09:09 AM

Their other daughter is Nunya.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 09:14 AM (iNUL3)

399 Late to the Thread. Has there been any snark yet?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 09:13 AM (0sNs1)

Not a smidge, an iota; nay, not even a whiff.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:15 AM (wVcYX)

400 401 Who names their kid Nithya?

Posted by: Someone has to ask at May 15, 2026 09:09 AM

Their other daughter is Nunya.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 09:14 AM (iNUL3)

Last name Business?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 09:15 AM (ynpvh)

401 Governor Kathy Hochul
@GovKathyHochul
In three days, the @LIRR may be shut down by a strike, one that has been needlessly encouraged and accelerated by my personal stupidity.

Nobody wins in a strike: it would hurt both @LIRR
commuters and workers who rely on paychecks to support their families.

The MTA has been at the table and ready to negotiate. The unions must stay at the table to reach a deal.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:15 AM (RHGPo)

402 Late to the Thread. Has there been any snark yet?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 09:13 AM

We're still hunting for it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 09:15 AM (xLei+)

403 Name of Nithya. I think it's irish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 09:16 AM (gu0hJ)

404 "Mechanically separated" chicken/pork/beef means lips and assholes.
Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:14 AM (gtcuf)

What is Scrapple?

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at May 15, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)

405 Genuine imitation crab meat.

Posted by: Yum at May 15, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

406 120 @106 Bubba gave a speech in NYC a couple of weeks ago. He looked weak and unstable. He's leading in the celebrity death pool. I wouldn't put it past Hildabeast to use her widow status for a final run at the big enchilada in 28

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ)


I bet all my quatloos the DNC has a team working the pros and cons of when Billy Jeff and FJB should die. Along with death-assistance planning. The whens are relative to the '26 and '28 elections. And relative to each other. I'm confident the team's current recommendation is FJB first. Soon after the '26 election. Get those memories swept under the rug quickly, in the dead of winter, six months before candidates begin announcing they are running. Billy Jeff? I don't have a prediction today.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2026 09:16 AM (5rh/l)

407 I just find it incredibly odd there are no images of the device.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)


I'd like to know how big it was. What, exactly, does "grenade-like" mean.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)

408 Natural grass playing surface installed in AT&T Stadium ahead of FIFA World Cup

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

409 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at May 15, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

410 Not a smidge, an iota; nay, not even a whiff.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:15 AM


Hmmm. That's odd. Usually, at this point, there's at least been a soupçon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 09:17 AM (0sNs1)

411 Ugh! WTF?

@amuse
@amuse
PRIMARY: The prediction markets think Rep Thomas Massie will have two more years to block the president’s agenda. #BET

https://tinyurl.com/2efrryer

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

412 "Processed cheese food" ain't cheese.
___

"Social Justice" isn't justice


"Public servants" aren't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 09:17 AM (qRla/)

413 What's a FIFA?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:18 AM (Pk3sT)

414 Kamala "let's have a good old roundtable where we agree there are no bad ideas."
Ok Dems , commit sepaku. Good idea

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 09:18 AM (gu0hJ)

415 All this is why I shop at Whole Foods. I prefer my foods to be wholly food.

It's not so bad. The employees are mostly just normies who only work there because they happened to be hiring. I just ignore the hippie maskhole customers.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)

416 Natural grass playing surface installed in AT&T Stadium ahead of FIFA World Cup
Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)



They're still playing there even though Jerry won't remove the AT&T logo from the stadium?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

417 Gref

Notice Billy Jeff stays away from Hillary.

He has information that could put her in jail. And visa versa. Spousal immunity is a good thing for him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:18 AM (u82oZ)

418
Huh.

Rousey VS Carano

Aren't both of the gals past their sell-by date for getting punched in the face multiple times?

I don't get this unless, they're both wearing sexy, teddy lingerie and having a pillow fight in a tub of lime jello...in which case-

Get Ready to Rumbleeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 09:18 AM (iJfKG)

419 406 Name of Nithya. I think it's irish
___

Hell yeah it is!
-Leo Varadkar "Taoiseach" of the Emerald Isle, Honorary Leprechaun and Globalist Replacement Migration Hater of the Irish

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 09:19 AM (Dv3i1)

420 415 Ugh! WTF?

@amuse
@amuse
PRIMARY: The prediction markets think Rep Thomas Massie will have two more years to block the president’s agenda. #BET

https://tinyurl.com/2efrryer

I'm thinking not, but if by some chance the Dems can cheat him in he should be removed from any committees he is on and ignored... Which of course won't happen....
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2026 09:19 AM (1+tWj)

421 During a bizarre Hot Topics segment, the women of The View discussed whether or not it’s alright to save seats for others in public places. Goldberg, 70,


“To me, here’s the biggest reason you don’t want to do that, is because you want people to be on time,” Goldberg

Showing up on time is a white supremacy construct Whoopie. Get with the program.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 15, 2026 09:19 AM (ItWcy)

422 “If they do not, if they do not aggressively prosecute Medicaid fraud, we are going to turn off the money that goes to these anti-fraud units.”

… while this may reduce fraud by the “anti-fraud units”, it feeds into actual Medicaid fraud.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

423 408 Genuine imitation crab meat.

Posted by: Yum at May 15, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

One of my favorites: "Real Imitation, Fresh Frozen, Jumbo Shrimp"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 09:20 AM (ynpvh)

424 “To me, here’s the biggest reason you don’t want to do that, is because you want people to be on time,” Goldberg

Showing up on time is a white supremacy construct Whoopie. Get with the program.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 15, 2026 09:19 AM (ItWcy)



I'm betting it's been decades Whoopi's been on time for anything.

Don't you know who she is?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

425 Muh Boogeyman.

You are misinformed and deliberately so. The truth is out there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)

426 Not a smidge, an iota; nay, not even a whiff.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:15 AM

Hmmm. That's odd. Usually, at this point, there's at least been a soupçon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 09:17 AM
---
I'm not here.

Posted by: Scintilla at May 15, 2026 09:20 AM (2Ez/1)

427 If the Israelis truly are using rape dogs on undesirables, I want to go on the record with something right now: THEY STOLE THIS IDEA FROM ME, AND I WANT CREDIT FOR IT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 09:20 AM (BI5O2)

428 Women weren't meant to slurp woman juice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)


It causes cancer. -- Michael Douglas

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

429 THEY STOLE THIS IDEA FROM ME, AND I WANT CREDIT FOR IT.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 09:20 AM (BI5O2)



How, exactly, do you teach a dog to rape?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

430 416 "Processed cheese food" ain't cheese.
___

"Social Justice" isn't justice

"Public servants" aren't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 09:17 AM (qRla/)

Paid Volunteers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 09:21 AM (ynpvh)

431 Youtube food reviewer The Wolfe Pit calls mechanically separated meats "formed meat slurry." I like that phrase.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf)

432 "Authorities reported a bomb at an Alabama dam that posed 'an unprecedented threat' during routine repairs on Tuesday."

For one thing, the device did not seem nearly large enough to do damage to the reservoir.

Another thing, there was no apparent way for anyone to explode the device ... or maybe they wanted to plant it first, then connect a detonator later?

But there are so many infrastructure vulnerabilities, that we should maybe consider not bringing in hordes of terrorists (mostly Islamists, but also pregnant Chinese women) to terrorize and subvert our "Christian based nation".

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2026 09:21 AM (vbXSk)

433 431 If the Israelis truly are using rape dogs on undesirables, I want to go on the record with something right now: THEY STOLE THIS IDEA FROM ME, AND I WANT CREDIT FOR IT.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 09:20 AM (BI5O2)

That would be against the Geneva convention... Cruel and inhuman treatment ... Of dogs

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2026 09:22 AM (1+tWj)

434 417 What's a FIFA?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 15, 2026 09:18 AM (Pk3sT)

$20, same as in town

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 09:22 AM (ynpvh)

435 "Party Size" or "Family Size" packaging, aka a single serving.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:22 AM (wVcYX)

436
First
In
F*ck
Around

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

437 439 "Party Size" or "Family Size" packaging, aka a single serving.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:22 AM (wVcYX)

Indeed. If you can eat it in one sitting, it's "Single Serving"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2026 09:24 AM (ynpvh)

438 I dunno, but I developed the idea.

My thought would be, just like any other training. Start them young on rape dummies dressed in Antifa gear, then move them up to bound Antifa members, then to unbound, fat ones, then to full-on, skateboard swinging pedophile Leftist rioters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2026 09:24 AM (BI5O2)

439 British Columbia human rights tribunal rules conservatism not a real political view

While B.C.’s human rights code notionally protects people on the basis of political belief, this didn’t help a Simon Fraser University political science professor who was denied a job over his lack of support for DEI. Indeed, the tribunal decided in April not to give the matter a hearing.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

440 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

FIFA is an acting community devoted to how butterfly kisses can fell strong soccer players.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:24 AM (u82oZ)

441 "Fun size" candy bars.

Posted by: Heh at May 15, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

442 Sometimes the product labels are true, but in fine print on low contrast background.

Posted by: CapeFear at May 15, 2026 09:24 AM (803OQ)

443 For one thing, the device did not seem nearly large enough to do damage to the reservoir.

Another thing, there was no apparent way for anyone to explode the device ... or maybe they wanted to plant it first, then connect a detonator later?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2026 09:21 AM (vbXSk)


I agree. Until we learn more about this, my assumption will be that it was an amateurish attempt at building something that goes bang, for reasons that are more stupid than evil.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 09:25 AM (iERP6)

444 Back in my club-going days, my friends and I would refer to petite babes as "fun-sized."

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:25 AM (gtcuf)

445
FIFA is an acting community devoted to how butterfly kisses can fell strong soccer players.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:24 AM (u82oZ)



So THAT'S where LeBitch James learned to ruin the game of basketball........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

446 Yudhishthira's Dice

I want you as my wingman when I counter-protest the next No Kings day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:25 AM (u82oZ)

447 "Fun size" candy bars.

Posted by: Heh at May 15, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

Didn't we have a commenter here with the callsign Fun Size?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 09:25 AM (iNUL3)

448 Hold on. HOCHUL is calling herself stupid in her own Twitter? Someone is getting fired from her staff and maybe suicided

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 09:26 AM (tVXn/)

449
Didn't we have a commenter here with the callsign Fun Size?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 09:25 AM (iNUL3)



In my wife's petite youth, she was considered "fun sized."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

450 Muh Boogeyman

Straw Man assembly is your strength.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)

451 Hold on. HOCHUL is calling herself stupid in her own Twitter? Someone is getting fired from her staff and maybe suicided
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 09:26 AM (tVXn/)



It doesn't mean she's still not going to let things to go to hell, all while trying to figure out how to bilk more from the NY taxpayer........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

452 448 Back in my club-going days, my friends and I would refer to petite babes as "fun-sized."
Posted by: Delurker

"Spinners"

Posted by: Joe Francis at May 15, 2026 09:28 AM (oftw2)

453 422
Huh.

Rousey VS Carano

Aren't both of the gals past their sell-by date for getting punched in the face multiple times?

I don't get this unless, they're both wearing sexy, teddy lingerie and having a pillow fight in a tub of lime jello...in which case-

Get Ready to Rumbleeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 09:18 AM (iJfKG)

So past their prime that they have to beg Jake f***ing Paul for a paycheck.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 09:28 AM (uEmCf)

454 Weasel's dog is fun size Joe

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 09:28 AM (z2aPa)

455 39 ... "
Of course, if you really want to go old school, you could be like me and use a dip pen. :-)"

Good man! Love mine. And Shelby Foote wrote all his stuff, including the Civil War trilogy with a dip pen.

Posted by: JTB at May 15, 2026 09:30 AM (yTvNw)

456 419 All this is why I shop at Whole Foods. I prefer my foods to be wholly food.

Posted by: Delurker at May 15, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)


Does Whole Foods deliver live cattle and hogs to your home?

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2026 09:30 AM (5rh/l)

457 Jerome Powell is out
Posted by: gKWVE

I think he's out of being Fed Chair. He plans to stay on the Board.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 09:31 AM (n3VHW)

458 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

459 Art for the Horde is open.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2026 09:31 AM (u82oZ)

460 315 They did the same with worry over MonkeyPox until it turned out it was almost 100% a gay "poke you in the pustulant ass" thing.

And when Awkward Questions were being asked about why it was showing up in little boys and dogs, the story was buried under concrete.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 09:32 AM (jjoN6)

461 Happy Birthday, J.J.!

All sorts of reservoirs in the news today. Interesting.

Especially reservoirs of idiocy.

Posted by: KT at May 15, 2026 10:13 AM (7vIsy)

462 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

The MV Hondius sailed from Ushuaia, Argentina, on April 1, 2026, on an "Atlantic Odyssey" expedition. Its route included very remote places including the Falkland Islands, South Georgia, Tristan da Cunha, Gough Island, and Saint Helena, before heading to its intended final destination, Praia, Cape Verde, where it was scheduled for arrival on May 4th.

The ship was only rerouted to Tenerife in the Canary Islands early May 2026 as Cape Verdean authorities refused to let the passengers disembark due to the severity of a deadly hantavirus outbreak on board.

A 70-year-old Dutch man fell ill in April & died aboard the ship on April 11 when the vessel was near the remote British territory of Saint Helena. His death was 1st thought to be natural.

On May 2, a woman passenger died onboard the ship. (There is little information other than an she was an unidentified German woman.) Other passengers became ill but some ports denied entry. The MV Hondius finally arrived at Tenerife on May 10th.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 15, 2026 11:42 AM (NFX2v)

463 However, in between finally docking, the 69-year-old wife of the Dutch man who died on April 11th had traveled off the ship on April 24th at Saint Helena with her husband's body. She collapsed in transit at O.R. Tambo International Airport on April 25th & died in the Johannesburg Hospital April 26th.

So three passengers of the polar cruise died over about two weeks time; two confirmed, one probable. The Dutch-flagged cruise ship MV Hondius carried a total of 147 to 150 passengers and crew members. 😬

Odd, so very odd. So much for the polar excursions for exotic bird & animal watching. (And, in this case, U.S. passengers from CA, NY, NH, NC, OR, UT, Washington, and GA, AZ, TX and VA.)

BTW, Getting to Ushuaia, Argentina—often called "The End of the World"—from the United States requires a combination of commercial flights and a layover in Buenos Aires. However, there are direct nonstop flights from Praia (RAI) to the US, Rhode Island's T. F. Green International Airport (PVD). For travel to other US cities, i.e., Boston, NY, or D.C., there are one-stop flights primarily with TAP Air Portugal, connecting via Lisbon. (AI Overview + 4)

Good weekend! 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 15, 2026 11:42 AM (NFX2v)

464 teamaoc
and
chrisrabb

This Friday, May 15, @aoc will join the people of Philadelphia to rally to send @chrisrabb to fight for Medicare for All, housing for all, and an affordable society for all of us in the U.S. Congress.

Join us there — RSVP at the link in our bio.

Go, Philly, Go! /s

Motto should be: Always broke, don't know where the $ went, a sanctuary city & anti-ICE.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 15, 2026 11:50 AM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 15 May 2026

Top Story

  • AMD has announced FSR 4 upscaling support for Radeon RX 6000 and 7000 cards. (Tom's Hardware)

    A year after it was released for the 9000 series, and eight months after the source code for a version that worked on RX 6000 and 7000 cards was accidentally leaked.

    This is good news for owners of older AMD graphics cards - and also for Xbox and PlayStation owners, which use custom versions of those older graphics designs. In fact Sony has announced its own release of FSR 4 technology for the PlayStation 4.

    It may be the console contracts that held AMD back from announcing FSR 4 for older cards for so long. They could have released a beta driver for PCs, but for consoles it has to just work.

    The update will be out for the RX 7000 range in July; RX 6000 owners will need to wait until early next year.


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Musical Interlude






Disclaimer: Do not the tempo.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 !!

Posted by: clarence at May 15, 2026 04:31 AM (cSctv)

2 G'Day everyone TGIF

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

3 I like peanut butter, can't stand tomatoes, europeans are live stock and I don't trust elephants

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 15, 2026 04:33 AM (jrgJz)

4 3 I like peanut butter, can't stand tomatoes, europeans are live stock and I don't trust elephants
Posted by: Ray's Cyst
****

Ummm, ok. (slowly backs out of room, locks door)

Posted by: clarence at May 15, 2026 04:35 AM (cSctv)

5 I've always wondered. Do you people ever sleep?
And are you still up? Or are you already up?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 15, 2026 04:38 AM (hxQxn)

6 My favorite post of the day!

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 15, 2026 04:38 AM (Q/FnY)

7 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2026 04:39 AM (f87vz)

8 I thought it was an amusing video, but if I had to listen to that kind of music everyday I'd probably go more out of my mind than I probably already am.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 04:40 AM (rZCVI)

9 Praying man helps woman. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/mtkxa5c8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 04:42 AM (rZCVI)

10 5 I've always wondered. Do you people ever sleep?
And are you still up? Or are you already up?
Posted by: Florida Peasant



I work midshift, so I'm up all night, even on days off.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2026 04:44 AM (f87vz)

11 BOING!

I've always wondered. Do you people ever sleep?
And are you still up? Or are you already up?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 15, 2026 04:38 AM (hxQxn)

-

Almost noon here. But Pixy has it worse!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 04:48 AM (i2Ycu)

12 I had not heard of this Australian group, but they do a nice musical selection based on Psalm 56:

https://tinyurl.com/4a7z9n9f

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 04:48 AM (rZCVI)

13 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 15, 2026 04:48 AM (Hbeqj)

14 Revolver News says Mooch lost 40 pounds, still looks 165 pounds

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

15 Mornin’ Ray, coffee?

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 04:59 AM (T8bqm)

16 Lenne Brothers Band
Rocky Road Blues
https://youtu.be/J5s94RXnAOI

"I don't always listen to the Lenne Brothers Band but when I do so do my neighbors."

The Lenne Brothers rhythm section is absolutely relentless. That's how it's done when it's done right.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 15, 2026 05:01 AM (glnUu)

17 BOING!

I've always wondered. Do you people ever sleep?
And are you still up? Or are you already up?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 15, 2026 04:38 AM (hxQxn)
-

Almost noon here. But Pixy has it worse!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
+++
I'm never online at this hour. But I'm in France for a few days. And it's 11 AM here. Riding a high speed train from Paris to Saarbrucken Germany.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 15, 2026 05:03 AM (hxQxn)

18 I am heading off to work very soon

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0)

19 Mornin', Horde.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 05:07 AM (KQNgH)

20 Riding a high speed train from Paris to Saarbrucken Germany.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 15, 2026 05:03 AM (hxQxn)
-

Peasants ain't what they used to be!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 05:09 AM (i2Ycu)

21 I wanted to share what I would call a "God incident" or what others call "God winking at you". My son works with a very nice older man named Peter .who is a person of faith They often have long days and repetitive tasks-but it's a job and he's getting out and making money and providing a service . Yesterday Peter mentioned "Eating and drinking in the name of the Lord" which is from 1st Corinthians. I guess he and Peter were having lunch together . Today's passage from the "Upper Room" about finding meaning in one's work in repetitive tasksand doing everything in the name of the name of the Lord. It is written by someone named Peter from Singapore. I sent it to him and asked him to show it to his co-worker:

https://tinyurl.com/hd77jnj8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 05:11 AM (rZCVI)

22 On the console side, the FSR support is a much bigger win for the Xbox Series X over the PS5. There is a huge difference in throughput for the specific type of ML processing the FSR code utilizes. Sony wasn't especially concerned with ease of code reuse between console and PC and had originally intended an earlier launch date for the PS5. These delays meant they froze the spec before RDNA 2 was complete, resulting in the PS5 implementation sometimes being referenced as RDNA 1.5.

This was the right choice at the time as Sony had a dominant position and shipping dev kits out several months before Microsoft meant most games, including ones developed at Microsoft owned studios, didn't utilize the full feature set of the new Xbox generation. This continued to this day. these features weren't things to be implemented during a port. If it wasn't in the engine from the start, it didn't exist thereafter. So if it wasn't in the PS5 baseline, it wasn't going to be used on Xbox or PC. At the same time, Microsoft didn't make the capital investment in their own and third party tools to make it easy for devs to incorporate those features. The indifference was baffling.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 15, 2026 05:11 AM (/0z9K)

23 Will you go a waltzing Matilda with me?

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 05:11 AM (Ia/+0)

24
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 15, 2026 05:12 AM (AMvSw)

25 And the scripture passage is Proverbs 16:1-7.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 05:12 AM (rZCVI)

26 Mornin'.
Bacon.
Eggs.
Coffee.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 15, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW)

27 It's a bit after 2 AM here but going to work just means going downstairs where I have a much more capable document scanner attached to a PC. A longtime client has cubic yards of old client records from her accounting business taking up space in her home office, which is the former servant quarters of the large Pasadena house she and her husband own. She's technically retired but has a handful of client who still send her their tax data until they or she dies, whichever comes first.

So I'm converting it all to PDF. I'm expecting it will all fit on a single BD-R. Two, at most. Then she'll buy some archival quality discs, make several copies to stash, and get back a big portion of her space. It makes for a good under the table gig for me.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 15, 2026 05:18 AM (/0z9K)

28 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at May 15, 2026 05:22 AM (V0/Sp)

29 Musk at the Beijing Ball:

https://tinyurl.com/ycxbp8z6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 05:25 AM (i2Ycu)

30 >>> I've always wondered. Do you people ever sleep?
And are you still up? Or are you already up?

Early to bed, early to rise.

Still moving too fast for wisdom to catch me.

Posted by: fluffy at May 15, 2026 05:26 AM (V0/Sp)

31 Declaring "was" on a company is a pretty serious thing.

If I were that company, I wouldn't suddenly want to be past-tense and no longer in the present. That's kinda final.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 15, 2026 05:28 AM (O7YUW)

32 "I've always wondered. Do you people ever sleep?"

Yes. Sometimes not too much , but I'm up by 4:45 most weekdays to be with my husband who drives a school bus and needs to be out by just after 6:00

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 05:34 AM (PFs9e)

33 31 Declaring "was" on a company is a pretty serious thing.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


Kindest error correction I've ever seen.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 15, 2026 05:35 AM (BLOW1)

34 This was the right choice at the time as Sony had a dominant position and shipping dev kits out several months before Microsoft meant most games, including ones developed at Microsoft owned studios, didn't utilize the full feature set of the new Xbox generation.

I work in games. Xbox software sales are in legit danger of being lower than Steam on Linux the way things have trended. And there aren’t high expectations now that the whole Xbox division is being replaced with H1Bs like the rest of Microsoft was a while back. So it remains to be seen if third parties even bother with the new FSR.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2026 05:35 AM (QZThv)

35 I'm never online at this hour. But I'm in France for a few days. And it's 11 AM here. Riding a high speed train from Paris to Saarbrucken Germany.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 15, 2026 05:03 AM

Ditto. Been in Greece the last two weeks. Just boarded the flight home. See y'all back in the eastern time zone for my regularly scheduled commenting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 05:38 AM (KQNgH)

36 Not nitpicking. BUT...

...right-to-repair community has declared was on

should probably be

...right-to-repair community declared WAR on

use of caps is obviously up to you.

same as it ever was

Posted by: Whiskey Mike at May 15, 2026 05:42 AM (l5vxg)

37 Musk must have been exhausted since he's a introvert.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 05:46 AM (IYIYn)

38 #34

It's basic math. The range of supported end user systems multiplies by several times. The ROI for implementation is greatly improved.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 15, 2026 05:48 AM (/0z9K)

39 5 I've always wondered. Do you people ever sleep?
And are you still up? Or are you already up?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 15, 2026 04:38 AM (hxQxn)


Yes. I'm a natural night owl; I have never been able to just sleep the whole night through, so I basically take several long naps spread throughout night and day that add up to enough. Still up, already up, what's the difference?

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 05:51 AM (Sy6m/)

40 G'morning, all!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2026 05:56 AM (iMotb)

41 "I thought it was an amusing video, but if I had to listen to that kind of music everyday I'd probably go more out of my mind than I probably already am."

Try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub747pprmJ8

This one's more famous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 15, 2026 05:57 AM (ITs37)

42 @5/Florida Peasant: "I've always wondered. Do you people ever sleep?"

I wonder that too sometimes, depending on the night and how badly I'm sleeping.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 15, 2026 05:58 AM (O7YUW)

43 Mornin'.
Bacon.
Eggs.
Coffee.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 15, 2026


***
If only it were that simple --!

Evening and morning, late toilers and early risers on this Friday! 75 nasty F. here, and I have a workout on my morning schedule. Well, maybe I can cheat and make it a short session.

Linda is having her hair cut, and we need to visit Whole Foods and Walmart while out there. She has been seeing on the 'Net that the 5W-30 grade of auto engine oil may get hard to find in upcoming months -- could that be true? And if so it would be smart of me to stockpile at least one change worth, six quarts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

44 Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 15, 2026 05:57 AM (ITs37)

What do you call that music? Rap?

Uggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 06:00 AM (ix8EF)

45 Cold bare ground steaming
The world awaits renewal
Kiss the sleeping girl


fin

Posted by: clarence at May 15, 2026 06:01 AM (cSctv)

46 Tis is actually a little bit On Topic for the tech thread.

Back in early March our older Kwikset front door lock with the touch buttons died. So I upgraded to the WiFi enabled Kwikset Halo line to enjoy the remote monitoring and operating capabilities that they offered.

Don't bother.

in 70 days we went through two complete replacements due to battery life of 2-3 weeks.
The house meets every requirement for the WiFi environment, but the locks burn through batteries like nobodies business.

And just to clear up Kwikset's idea that the lock is misaligned, and causing excess drain on the power train....we have an identical lock on the kitchen door, but we ONLY use the manual lever to lock and unlock it from the inside at night. The power train never operates which would place a drain on the batteries.

And guess what....same three week battery life.

Later today the third lock gets shipped back to Kwikset with their warranty shipping label, and I'm done with them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2026 06:04 AM (iMotb)

47 Tech question. I think I saw it here that you can remove a hard drive and get that information transfered onto a USB stick?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:05 AM (z2aPa)

48 * waves to VIA *

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:06 AM (z2aPa)

49 Ben Had!


Good morning young lady.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2026 06:07 AM (iMotb)

50 Not much commenting lately.

Life has been getting full, and time seems to be flying by this year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2026 06:08 AM (iMotb)

51 @47/Ben Had: "I think I saw it here that you can remove a hard drive and get that information transfered onto a USB stick?"

If:
- The USB stick has enough capacity to hold the contents of that hard drive
- The Drive isn't encrypted (It needs to be decrypted so you can access the contents.) If it IS encrypted (like with Microsoft's Bitlocker) then you'll need the access key in order to put it into another windows machine and access it before you copy the contents to a USB stick.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 15, 2026 06:08 AM (O7YUW)

52 VIA, good morning. I hope that you are both well.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:08 AM (z2aPa)

53 Say!

What if Chris Nolan remade The Terminator?

https://tinyurl.com/z3v8t2xd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 06:08 AM (i2Ycu)

54 So the South Carolina primary season is really ramping up, with ads from Democrats all over the place on TV.

Including the female three star that was let go by Trump earlier in the term.

And she has a chip on her shoulder, and a desire to be elected to office and get even with him

Then we have this Rom Reddy guy who wants to appear to be the everyman candidate.
Successful business man, well polished campaign. But his latest tv ads sound like a Mike Rowe voice over, but closer listening makes me think he is using AI to have it sound like Mike Rowe. Seems shady.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2026 06:12 AM (iMotb)

55 Grumpy and Recalcitrant, I don't think there is very much on the hard drive. There are just some pictures that I would like to retrieve if possible.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:12 AM (z2aPa)

56 Can I also vote for Spencer Pratt?

Pretty please!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2f2v92h9

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 06:12 AM (i2Ycu)

57 " hope that you are both well."

We both got caught up in life, and not walking in the morning as much. So we each put some of the weight back on. But we are working on getting it back off.

Our son closes on his first house in 10 days, so that has been exciting for us.

Overall....doing well, just getting older.


And you?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2026 06:15 AM (iMotb)

58 "Pretty please!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2f2v92h9"



Nice!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2026 06:17 AM (iMotb)

59 VIA, as always, life on the farm couldn't be any better and it's only 5 months till TXMOME 11.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:17 AM (z2aPa)

60 X still had no sound and when I try to put the Spencer Pratt video in Xcancel it's not working. I like Spencer Pratt , but I am not updating whatever I need to update to get the sound.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 06:19 AM (PFs9e)

61 “ I will give thanks to you, Lord, with all my heart; I will tell of all your wonderful deeds.”

Psalm 9:1

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2026 06:19 AM (WTWWW)

62 My workout motivation has been taking lessons from little cat Dagny in how to hide. It's amazing; I have only two rooms, yet there are innumerable cubbyholes into which both can vanish.

Dagny occasionally emerges when I call her. The motivation, not so much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

63 @46/Village Idiot's Apprentice:

WiFi circuitry drains batteries because it's got to transmit and receive signals through the internal radio and that tends to use a fair amount of power.

I see this all the time with my Kindle. If I want it to last a decent amount of time, I put it into Airplane mode.

It's just a bad design for a lock.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 15, 2026 06:22 AM (O7YUW)

64 Good morning, one and all. It was a relatively busy night last night. Thursdays are one of the usual date nights for me and my wife but things had to be done.

First stop was the Xfinity store to pick up a new modem as our current one said "I'm tired, boss" after three years. Dinner was an Indian/Italian fusion restaurant and we had a chicken tikka pizza. Dessert was Coldstone Ice Cream. So life ain't bad.

Got home and set up the router. Took close to half an hour but all things are working normally at Chateau Pax.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 15, 2026 06:24 AM (jjoN6)

65 I had my two video tours of the first two Terre Haute houses yesterday. The first house was amazing, but out of my realistic price range when I factored in home insurance. The second looked better on Realtor than on video.

I'm due to look at another, much more reasonably priced, this afternoon, and I have another, a 1955 ranch, I want to line up. The first would need carpet replaced by laminate in a couple of rooms; the second would need refinishing of the wood floors . . . and a shower arm and head added to the bathtub. I'd have thought even in 1955 people wanted a shower feature in their bathrooms.

On the good side, at 9:30am yesterday Terre Haute had a temp of 53 -- in mid-May! -- and only 70 at 3:30 in the afternoon. Sounds amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2026 06:24 AM (wzUl9)

66 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 06:24 AM (RIvkX)

67 @55/Ben Had:

Okay, size shouldn't be the issue. I guess the machine the hard drive is in isn't working otherwise you'd just be sticking in a USB stick and copying the files you want?

If it's in a Windows 10 or 11 machine, then the big question is:

"Is it encrypted with Bitlocker?"

If it is, then retrieve the Bitlocker Recovery Key so you can access it in another Windows machine:

This guy talks about how to do that:
https://youtu.be/ktPiFWBoIU0

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 15, 2026 06:27 AM (O7YUW)

68 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 06:24 AM (RIvkX)

Don't know, but we're considering indicting Raul Castro for shooting down a couple of planes in '96.

Sounds like a good idea to me, but should have waited until we're about to take over. Then, hang him. Old or not.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 15, 2026 06:27 AM (1Ff7Z)

69 "It's just a bad design for a lock."

I guess the real pisser of it is the claims of 6 months of battery life.

As they were suggesting that I might need an extender. placed a mesh node within 6 foot of each of the locks to see if closer proximity might help.

Both locks report strong wifi signal.

The tp-link Deco ap reports strong signal.

The locks are both on my IoT wifi band.


And.....two to three weeks at best.

I just installed a Schlage unit yesterday.
Let's see how that works out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2026 06:28 AM (iMotb)

70 mornin yall. Quickset should build a little generator into the doorknob to keep it charged. Every time you turn the knob it spins the flywheel. Maybe it can power a door knocker too.

Ben Had, yes, if, Allah willing, the dang drive is not Bitlocked.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:29 AM (vFG9F)

71 and it's only 5 months till TXMOME 11.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:17 AM

Ah, but only one month to NoVaMoMe 2026!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2026 06:29 AM (xLei+)

72 Grumpy and Recalcitrant, thank you for the help

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:32 AM (z2aPa)

73 g'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 15, 2026 06:35 AM (VyBeY)

74 Somebody made a bomb and went to the trouble of putting it underwater at the base of a dam in Alabama, but it didn't go off. Very strange.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:36 AM (vFG9F)

75 fd, my apologies for not getting back to you. My sporadic use of the computer seems to be coordinating with it's sporadic functioning .

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:39 AM (z2aPa)

76 I'm still not getting bored with the wild AI Pratt ads.

The Lego Movie, with slightly modified theme song lyrics:

https://tinyurl.com/38z2ss8p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 15, 2026 06:40 AM (i2Ycu)

77 BH, let's get you fixed up with something more reliable.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:43 AM (vFG9F)

78 Divers conducting routine inspection of Mobile, AL area reservoir dam discover IED found at its base.

It's being reported that the IED was a “grenade-type” explosive device which was detonated without incident.

Agencies responding to the discovery by the dive team included Mobile County Sheriff’s Office, FBI Bomb Squad, Mobile Police Department Explosive Ordinance Detail, ALEA Bomb Squad, and the Daphne Search and Rescue Team.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 15, 2026 06:44 AM (J4Dwc)

79 Anybody want to go cave diving 160 feet underwater? Me neither.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:44 AM (vFG9F)

80 Last week I received a fresh 6 month supply for my CPAP.

Boy F. saw the box and decided it was recycling and dumped it.

Yesterday, I looked for my CPAP supplies. They were not there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 06:45 AM (RIvkX)

81 Bambu labs has seriously misread their customer base. DIY'ers are not known for their tolerance of closed systems.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 15, 2026 06:46 AM (9yZMF)

82 Mamdami and Hocul are contemplating a new 15% tax on taxes.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:47 AM (vFG9F)

83 The update will be out for the RX 7000 range in July; RX 6000 owners will need to wait until early next year.

Good for AMD (finally).

They were catching a lot of flack over FSR 4 only being available for the 9000 series.

Everybody knew that their claim that it wouldn't work on older GPUs because they didn't have FP8 processing cores was a lie because AMD released the source code accidentally last year and it had a INT8 version that works on older hardware.

So people compiled the code it for 6000 & 7000 series Radeons and voila! it worked. The GPUs took a little performance hit but if that trade-off was good enough for better upscaling, gamers went with it.

AMD was being called out on this for months, especially by Hardware Unboxed, so at least they've done the right thing now. Say what you will (and I've said a lot) about Nvidia's antics & pricing, but at least they support most new features going back three generations when they update.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 06:47 AM (6ydKt)

84 At the core of this is Bambu's move to restrict access to its open-source software.

Everybody loved Bambu's product & software stack for years.
Right up until Bambu decided to lock down their machines like they think they're Apple.

Tech companies never learn.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 06:50 AM (6ydKt)

85 47 Tech question. I think I saw it here that you can remove a hard drive and get that information transfered onto a USB stick?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:05 AM (z2aPa)


If this is regarding an earlier conversation that I vaguely recall, then you can remove the hard drive from a laptop and put it in an enclosure that turns it into an external USB drive. This does not work if what died was the hard drive, but it does if other parts are dying first. The key is to look up your specific model of laptop and make sure that you are getting the right kind of enclosure for that specific type and size of hard drive.

For example, my last laptop had the video die, first for the built-in screen and then also for the HDMI port. It was a very cheap model, so I basically had to destroy it to get the SATA HDD out, but now it sits in a Sabrent enclosure with a USB cable and an on/off switch. It's amazing how cheap it was, and it would also have worked for a SSD instead.

I think this is my model, but they also have them with aluminum enclosures and AC power adapters. This worked fine for retrieving my data:

amazon.com/dp/B00OJ3UJ2S/

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 06:50 AM (Sy6m/)

86 fd, what is the possibility of just replacing the hard drive in the existing machine?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:52 AM (z2aPa)

87 "fd, what is the possibility of just replacing the hard drive in the existing machine?
Posted by: Ben Had"

It's certainly possible if that's all that's wrong with it. Are you pretty sure the drive is bad?

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:55 AM (vFG9F)

88 fd, I honestly have no idea because all of this is way above me but I love DIY and if the hard drive isn't overly expensive it might be fun to try.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:58 AM (z2aPa)

89 Then we have this Rom Reddy guy who wants to appear to be the everyman candidate.
Successful business man, well polished campaign. But his latest tv ads sound like a Mike Rowe voice over, but closer listening makes me think he is using AI to have it sound like Mike Rowe. Seems shady.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2026 06:12 AM (iMotb)

I was over at my brother's the other night and they watch Live 5 News.

There must've been 5 or 6 different candidate ads on within the space of 30 minutes, it was all personal injury lawyers and governor candidates during the ad breaks. I couldn't keep up with them. I think most were Republican but not all of them had their party.

Funnily enough I didn't see one Nancy Grace ad.
Is she even running for governor anymore?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 06:58 AM (6ydKt)

90 BH, I know you don't want to take your PC apart. If I had it here I could possibly recover your data and get it going again. Otherwise, we could find you a new or refurbished one.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 06:59 AM (vFG9F)

91 Subnautica 2 is out and has already sold a million copies. (WCCFTech)

In two hours.

I think it may be a success.

*****

I liked the first one a lot. I've read too many early reports that this one may be a Wokefest. I'll wait before purchase.

Posted by: Biergood at May 15, 2026 06:59 AM (PwgSL)

92 "I honestly have no idea because all of this is way above me but I love DIY and if the hard drive isn't overly expensive it might be fun to try.
Posted by: Ben Had"

Your biggest challenge would be to get that all-in-one PC opened up. A new drive would be $100-$150. If you would like to try I can assist.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 07:02 AM (vFG9F)

93 88 fd, I honestly have no idea because all of this is way above me but I love DIY and if the hard drive isn't overly expensive it might be fun to try.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 06:58 AM (z2aPa)

If you use software like Clonezilla you can copy the entire hard drive onto a new drive and install it. You'll need an enclosure like SciVo mentioned, or some other kind of USB to Hard Drive connector to be able to copy the files.

With Windows, you'll need something like that to make sure it copies the files correctly. If you do it this way, you shouldn't need to re-install Windows and everything should open up just like off the original hard drive.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 07:02 AM (6ydKt)

94
!יום ירושלים שמח

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

95
The quest to recreate Dutch's show record is, sadly, grinding to a halt. I can account for 568 of his 579 Grand Champion points but can't find any more shows where he finished in the ribbons. Unless he was shown outside the scope of states I searched (TX, LA, AR, MS). There were the odd occasions (National Specialties, AKC National, Borzoi Club of Greater Omaha) but I can't recall any others. I'd have to ask Her Majesty, who likely doesn't remember either and right now has no time to talk to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:04 AM (HdYcL)

96 60 X still had no sound and when I try to put the Spencer Pratt video in Xcancel it's not working. I like Spencer Pratt , but I am not updating whatever I need to update to get the sound.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 06:19 AM (PFs9e)


If you have an older machine, you might just need to close other programs/browser tabs to free up enough working memory. Videos on X can be finicky that way, and the people encoding them for upload tend to have machine with higher specs themselves and wouldn't notice the problem. For an example of finicky, with my last laptop before this one, I couldn't play WeirdDave's X videos embedded, but it was close enough that opening them in their own tabs would do the trick.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 07:05 AM (Sy6m/)

97 Opps... Nancy Mace, not Grace...

totally different people, other than the accents.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 07:06 AM (6ydKt)

98 fd, I will more than likely just go with a replacement .

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 07:09 AM (z2aPa)

99 X acts weird.
It keeps locking me out of my lurker account because I don't login in enough and it becomes 'suspicious activity' as soon as I do.

Now I can't even click on an embedded image in a post to enlarge it and see it all when it's cropped.
Apparently you've got login to do that now.

Elon is determined to make some money off that place one day.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 07:09 AM (6ydKt)

100 Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 07:05 AM (Sy6m/)

Thanks for your insights.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:11 AM (Nx5jP)

101 "What do you call that music? Rap?"

Which video? The only rap that I've ever cared about was the song "Maximizor" on the techno (rave) group T99's album "Children Of Chaos".

The entire album is at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKdPyIvMyEI

but the only song that you might want to listen to the lyrics is "Maximizor" which starts at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKdPyIvMyEI&t=504s

"Politicians, they're makin' me sick. They're all the same; gimme money quick!" later "Maybe someday the sun will shine in your face all the time" (Well, ESL for rhyme)

"After beyond" isn't bad.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 15, 2026 07:11 AM (ITs37)

102 I got to say, I’m on the side of Bambu Labs here, the issue at hand is access to their cloud services by an unlicensed 3rd party application.

Their printers can be run in lan mode, bypassing their cloud services.

Also Guzman is a bit of a dick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 07:11 AM (XV/Pl)

103 N00d!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 15, 2026 07:12 AM (Kcw7x)

104 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 50 overcast degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. It's not supposed to get much warmer or clearer, so the view out of my window is basically the view I'll have all day.

I had a pretty lousy couple of days, so am hoping to feel better and get more editing done today. Decided to try and change my mood by book shopping; got a few interesting ones, but that's a topic for the Book Thread.

And, not that it would come as any surprise to anyone with even the least knowledge of her, Althouse also thinks Karen Bass getting hit in the face with a tomato is encouraging violence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2026 07:15 AM (qRla/)

105 80 Last week I received a fresh 6 month supply for my CPAP.

Boy F. saw the box and decided it was recycling and dumped it.

Yesterday, I looked for my CPAP supplies. They were not there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2026 06:45 AM (RIvkX)


Why are some people so reluctant to use words? And I mean grown adults without speech impediments, who would rather assume they know, when they do not always know. I have had this difficulty with my dad my whole life, where he would frequently rather risk making my day worse than communicate first before doing something.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 07:26 AM (Sy6m/)

106 >>> !יום ירושלים שמח

מזל טוב

Posted by: fluffy at May 15, 2026 07:30 AM (V0/Sp)

107 Is Bambu setting up to stop you from printing "dangerous" things? Like gun parts?

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 07:39 AM (kU0PQ)

108 Now I can't even click on an embedded image in a post to enlarge it and see it all when it's cropped.
Apparently you've got login to do that now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 07:09 AM (6ydKt)

I've been noticing that for weeks now.

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 07:41 AM (kU0PQ)

109 root boy slim -> fat boy slim

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 02:10 PM (R11M+)

110 >The open source and right-to-repair community

...can go f*ck themselves. I messed around with a couple of previous mid-range printers, then picked up a P1S on sale recently.

It's night and day. Plug it in and it just works. Keeps working, printing for days on end, with no issues. I bought a maintenance kit I haven't touched yet. I've printed everything from a full set of Mordheim buildings to adapter parts for a vintage film camera. I have spent zero time screwing around with the printer itself.

Bambu made 3D printers Just Work. Literally all they've done is say "no, you can't spoof authentication to our cloud service". All the open sores wankers can still go buy any of the other crappy Prusa-based printers that don't work.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at May 15, 2026 05:49 PM (LgYtf)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - May 14, 2026 [Doof]

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From Pure Nature

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to another whelming Thursday night ONT. Content provided for those who are into that sort of thing. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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What won't they charge a fee for anymore?

All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant Implements ‘Vomit Fee’ to Prevent Greedy Patrons from Overeating

Sushi Toro, a restaurant in Gelves, Spain’s Sevilla region, has been getting a lot of attention because of its decision to charge people extra if they end up vomiting on the premises due to overeating. Apparently, the eatery had seen many incidents of vomiting related to overeating in recent months and decided to do something about it.

“If a client throws up as a result of having eaten too much, the restaurant reserves the right to charge them an extra fee to cover damages,” a sign posted by Sushi Toro reads.

The Spanish restaurant explained that the growing number of vomiting incidents affects other diners, service, management and hygiene in the establishment, so they basically had no other choice but to implement the vomiting fee to discourage overeating.

The late John Pinette would never have been charged this fee!


Do you have any unique "all you can eat" places in your neck of the woods? Here in central MD, there are still some places that offer all you can eat steamed crabs. What are your favorite / least favorite "AYCE" places that you've ever been to?

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People who still write things down on paper may not be resisting technology — they're preserving a thinking process that lets the mind hear itself

We live in an age where digital tools promise to make everything faster, more efficient, more connected. Yet here's what's fascinating: some still carry physical notebooks.

Perhaps, they're not behind the times. Perhaps, they've discovered what neuroscience suggests - that the act of writing by hand does something to our brains that typing simply cannot replicate.

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Here's the trap we've fallen into: we've confused speed with effectiveness.

Typing can be fast, but speed does not always mean depth. A person can type an entire paragraph quickly and still realize afterward that they were barely present for the thought itself.

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How many browser tabs do you have open right now? How many notifications are waiting on your phone?

Our digital tools are designed to fragment our attention. Every app, every platform, every device is optimized to pull us in multiple directions at once. We've become so accustomed to this fractured state that we've forgotten what focused thinking feels like.

A blank page and a pen offer something radical in this context: constraint.

Many here at AOSHQ are definitely fond of old school stuff and ways. I personally feel like I employ a good blend of new tech vs older methods. Where do you fall on this spectrum?


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Any "arachnidiots" out there? This is for you!

How to avoid the horror of walking through a spiderweb, according to the National Park Service

It’s a downright creepy feeling. You’re striding confidently down what seems to be a clear, open path, and then you feel it. Stretchy filaments dragging across your skin, your clothes—even worse, your face. The more you try to backtrack and flail your way out of it the more you feel like Frodo wrapped in Shelob the spider’s deadly web, your luckier friends snickering like orcs ready to take you back to Mordor.

Long story short, walking through a spiderweb is awful. However, according to the National Park Service (NPS), there are ways to avoid the frustrating encounter. The first tip they list is sticking to the road most traveled. Since spiders are more likely to build their sticky and intricate homes near greenery, walking along the center of the trail can lessen your chances of becoming an arachnid home wrecker.

That word I mentioned above - arachnidiot - is a Sniglet (Rich Hall, HBO's "Not Necessarily The News"). A Sniglet is any word that isn't in the dictionary, but should be. Here's Rich with one installment of Sniglets


I use some Sniglets still to this day.

Twinch - The movement a dog makes with its head when it hears a high-pitched noise.

Flannister - The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer or soda together.

Blivett - To turn one's pillow over and over, looking for the cool spot.

More Sniglets here!

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Speaking of language stuff


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Moron approved behavior


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DJ Doof - This Date In Music History Edition
from thisdayinmusic.com

On this date in 1976: 33 year-old Keith Relf, former lead singer for The Yardbirds, was electrocuted while tuning a guitar which was not properly earthed.


Born on this date in 1966: American rock musician Mike Inez, best known for his role as the bassist of Alice in Chains since 1993.


Born on this date in 1962: C.C. Deville, lead guitarist from American rock band Poison


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1 ONT

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2026 10:01 PM (LmPA0)

2 Top 5?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 14, 2026 10:02 PM (2Ez/1)

3 Howdy all!

Posted by: Caf at May 14, 2026 10:02 PM (qS/Xm)

4 Good evening morons e grazie Disco.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

5 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 14, 2026 10:03 PM (w3u3d)

6 BAM!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 10:04 PM (nzPxx)

7 Top pic is missing a half buried Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 14, 2026 10:04 PM (wVcYX)

8 I remember hitting the Chinese buffet with my cousins when we were teenagers. I think we were all fairly active and ate a ton. They must have hated seeing us coming in.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

9 Pure Nature's going to get a sunburn, she should put her top on.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 10:05 PM (nzPxx)

10 Seems like the ruins of the Statue of Liberty should be peeking over that cliff.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 14, 2026 10:06 PM (ZVgZ4)

11
*views fluorescent lights and suspended ceiling*
*sighs disapprovingly*

Good evening again, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 10:06 PM (HdYcL)

12 Gutfeld loses to Xi again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 10:06 PM (Cqx++)

13 I read all the content!

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 10:06 PM (OoFl2)

14 Cafe notified

Posted by: SciVo at May 14, 2026 10:06 PM (Sy6m/)

15 Many here at AOSHQ are definitely fond of old school stuff and ways. I personally feel like I employ a good blend of new tech vs older methods. Where do you fall on this spectrum?

Can't write for more than a few seconds without the shaky hand starting. Type type type.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

16 Wow. A Doof sighting 2x in one day. This may endanger my Lurker status

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 14, 2026 10:07 PM (lIUtq)

17 Evening all,

I hope everyone is doing well.

Posted by: Joyenz at May 14, 2026 10:07 PM (2F0/Y)

18 Wife and I do not go to all you can eat buffet places. We often split meals, or go in knowing we will have leftovers.

Even at company parties, I skim for some bits. Then hit the open bar. *winky emoji*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 10:07 PM (0aYVJ)

19 For real English is crazy.
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Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

20 How many browser tabs do you have open right now?

Five, but that's because I work in a very peculiar fashion. Two are for a project I'll work on tomorrow so they're on a minimized browser. The other three are all AoS. One tab the for the front page and another two for this thread - one for reading, one for posting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 10:08 PM (ExV1e)

21 11
*views fluorescent lights and suspended ceiling*
*sighs disapprovingly*

Good evening again, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 10:06 PM (HdYcL)

To be fair, that is only in the restroom. I have hung sconces and chandeliers out here. And put bows on the moose out front.

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 10:08 PM (OoFl2)

22 Evening Horde, thx Doof.
Pinette was a very funny guy. Died too soon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 10:09 PM (gu0hJ)

23 Good evening morons e grazie Disco.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)


Howdy SF!

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)

24 I now need a gif of that Chinese girl screaming "THAI! THAI!"

Posted by: pookysgirl: American, not American't at May 14, 2026 10:09 PM (Wt5PA)

25 That Chin girl is cute.

She needs a strong injection of American Vitamin C and D to help her language skills.


... and relax a bit.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)

26 "This has got to be the funniest video about the English language.

For real English is crazy."

We may need to set up an AI generated OnlyFans thing for Billie Thailish. The monetization might cover a Superfund designation for shelf remediation and still contribute to the Ewok's laser hair removal and rainy day fund.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 14, 2026 10:10 PM (w/O5Q)

27 "How many browser tabs do you have open right now?"

Five, but that's because I work in a very peculiar fashion. Two are for a project I'll work on tomorrow so they're on a minimized browser. The other three are all AoS. One tab the for the front page and another two for this thread - one for reading, one for posting.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 10:08 PM (ExV1e)


I work on 4 ONTs every week. The number of tabs I have open at any given time is ridiculous!

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

28 Eclectically musical choices tonight.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

29 Chinese lady is pretty, I bet she’s a spy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 10:11 PM (XV/Pl)

30 I read all the content!
Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 10:06 PM (OoFl2)


Prove it

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

31 25 That Chin girl is cute.

She needs a strong injection of American Vitamin C and D to help her language skills.


... and relax a bit.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)

English language video girl is kind of annoying.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 14, 2026 10:13 PM (y171U)

32 Ask Murder Cleanup

@AAGDhillon
·
Follow
At Yale Medical School, a black applicant is 29 times more likely to be invited to interview than an Asian with equally strong academics.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:13 PM (/+uur)

33 Poison is the Motley Crue of Gun and Roses.

Who are the Skid Row of Exodus.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 10:13 PM (0aYVJ)

34 All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant Implements ‘Vomit Fee’ to Prevent Greedy Patrons from Overeating


We have a similar problem here.

At least at the better buffets. A certain class of people want to get their money's worth and will make multiple trips to the restroom to purge and then go eat more.

This is not an issue at Golden Corral as nobody wants to taste that twice.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)

35 In Edmond, OK, there was some pizza-by-the-slice joint that was fixed price. I took my youngest there now and then so we could get various flavors, etc. The place was about half a mile from the University of Central Oklahoma. Male students would show up by the dozens! When they cleared out the served trays, the place would make them whole pizzas as they ordered. It was not pleasant to watch . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 14, 2026 10:13 PM (Jr+re)

36 Wow. A Doof sighting 2x in one day. This may endanger my Lurker status
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 14, 2026 10:07 PM (lIUtq)


Tomorrow should be clear for you. I'll be working then golfing. One of those things I'm good at. The other not so much.

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

37 We have a similar problem here.

At least at the better buffets. A certain class of people want to get their money's worth and will make multiple trips to the restroom to purge and then go eat more.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Vomitorium for the win!

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 14, 2026 10:15 PM (ftFVW)

38 Chinese lady is pretty, I bet she’s a spy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 10:11 PM (XV/Pl)

Damn sure has a commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of her garage.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

39 Buying the houses American cannot Buy.

During the Biden administration, H-1B visa holders were buying houses with 97-100% financing. 97% would come from the FHA, with the rest coming from state first-time home buyer programs.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:15 PM (/+uur)

40 The Chinese lady is fun.

English is messy. Russian seemed a lot more orderly when I seriously studied it.

I wonder to what extent this kind of thing reflects or influences national character.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2026 10:16 PM (1pJhn)

41 Thanks for the ONT, Doof! Always appreciated.

It is interesting that you AND Dino offer or surmise we might be "whelmed". Is there badness in under or overwhelming?

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 14, 2026 10:16 PM (Jr+re)

42 38 Chinese lady is pretty, I bet she’s a spy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 10:11 PM (XV/Pl)

Damn sure has a commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of her garage.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

I can fix her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2026 10:16 PM (1pJhn)

43 John Pinette and John Candy were big boys that were fucking funny. Too bad they passed so soon. What do we have now?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 10:17 PM (D1E+2)

44 For anyone wanting a cuteness overload.

https://tinyurl.com/4mpn42ub

Posted by: Joyenz at May 14, 2026 10:17 PM (2F0/Y)

45 Chinese girl is cute. She's probably a spy.

Got to go hang up the laundry. bbl

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 10:18 PM (nzPxx)

46 I've been around enough to know what I consider English and what others consider English can be two different things.

Posted by: Case at May 14, 2026 10:18 PM (NWIIQ)

47 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Excellent content. Wondering whether we need to institute a vomit fee in Club ONT...

Posted by: TRex - vomit fee collector dino at May 14, 2026 10:18 PM (cCn4/)

48 English is messy because it’s a collection of other languages held together with duct tape, tie wraps and rubber bands.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)

49 op pic is missing a half buried Statue of Liberty.
Posted by: Count de Monetl


Missing are the other people who left all those footprints in the sand.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)

50 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)

51 People who still write things down on paper may not be resisting technology — they're preserving a thinking process that lets the mind hear itself
+++++

I have one of those 3X5 wire bound paper memo books I can carry with me, and will jot down notes from phone calls, doc appts. etc.
Very handy.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 14, 2026 10:19 PM (y171U)

52 California’s Hearing Aid Coverage for Children Program had around 300 active enrolled members despite spending almost $23 million

76k per child

The ipad were a much better deal

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:19 PM (/+uur)

53 A little brag here:
I filled the tank in my plugin hybrid back on March 25th. Since then, I have put over 600 miles on it, all on electric. The fuel gauge is still.on "full". Since it's 12 hours of sunshine this time of year, all the power has come from my solar.
Next week, I have to take a trip (Dr) down to Phoenix, so I'll be using gas, with zero range anxiety.
There are cases for a plugin.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 14, 2026 10:19 PM (LzRih)

54 Found out a little over five hours ago that I'm safe from my company's layoffs this time.

Three fingers of Bourbon and a cigar it is.

Posted by: ballistic at May 14, 2026 10:20 PM (oqH4h)

55 The waitstaff at Evil Czech in South Bend get that 1000-yard stare if you ask "Do Notre Dame football players ever come in?"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 14, 2026 10:20 PM (gpQ8/)

56 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Excellent content. Wondering whether we need to institute a vomit fee in Club ONT...
Posted by: TRex - vomit fee collector dino at May 14, 2026 10:18 PM (cCn4/)


Perhaps we could use it for JQ's Christmas bonus fund?

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:20 PM (QMAsf)

57 Missing are the other people who left all those footprints in the sand.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)

*types* *deletes* joke about God getting tired of carrying commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

58 How many browser tabs do you have open right now?
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I feel seen.

Posted by: TRex - ADD dino at May 14, 2026 10:20 PM (cCn4/)

59 Jesus, 165 boxes 1 noodle each. Insane. Thinking about it, they got nothing on the motorcycle parts suppliers, thats for sure. I ordered a gasket set. It got delivered today. The box of gaskets is 12"X 10" and about 2" thick. It came in a box the size of those noodle boxes and packed with news paper. 1 gasket set.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:21 PM (snZF9)

60
People who still write things down on paper may not be resisting technology — they're preserving a thinking process that lets the mind hear itself

___________

Her Majesty still keeps a daytimer, which I call her auxiliary brain.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 10:21 PM (HdYcL)

61 Vintage electronics - radios, amplifiers and such, were built differently back in the day. The chassis and metal parts were “hot” with respect to ground.

Now, a lot of people think “Well, I’ll install a Polarized plug, and everything will be fine”.

Nope. It doesn’t work that way. With a regular plug, you’ve a 50/50 chance of a “hot” chassis, depending on which way the plug is inserted into the outlet. (Also, the house or mains wiring must be installed correctly too, all the way back to the pole)

If excessive hum occurred in operation, you’d flip the plug in the outlet. What you want ordinarily is a condition where the chassis is not “hot” in operation.

But this means the chassis will be “hot” when the device is turned off. Most people do not expect this, or they think something is “wrong” with it. Nope, that’s how they wired stuff back then.

Avoid water pipes, and cement floors in stocking feet.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:22 PM (nsv7s)

62 I work on 4 ONTs every week. The number of tabs I have open at any given time is ridiculous!
Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

For less than a dollar a day, you too can sponsor an ONT poster. They use incredible amounts of electricity, and sift through the dark spaces of the internet to find suitable content.

Please help them today.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 10:22 PM (qx7Zg)

63 Chinian girl flaming about Engrish needs my Polish/Irish/Slovakian - American love stick for at least the full eight seconds.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 14, 2026 10:22 PM (nwbXw)

64 How many browser tabs do you have open right now?
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I feel seen.
Posted by: TRex - ADD dino at May 14, 2026 10:20 PM (cCn4/)

4 on the phone right now. At home, I have found brave has a handy tool to group and organize them. So food, music, games, women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 10:22 PM (zZu0s)

65
Found out a little over five hours ago that I'm safe from my company's layoffs this time.

Three fingers of Bourbon and a cigar it is.

Posted by: ballistic at May 14, 2026 10:20 PM (oqH4h)

____________

Praise God. Relax.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 10:22 PM (HdYcL)

66
The Chinainian female would get old real fast. Chillax, sweetheart.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 10:24 PM (s9VOe)

67 Chinese lady is pretty, I bet she’s a spy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Damn sure has a commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of her garage.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I can fix her.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


That level of feisty would be fun!

For about a week.

Posted by: mikeski at May 14, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

68 Avoid water pipes, and cement floors in stocking feet.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:22 PM (nsv7s)

*makes sign of Cross to ward off the Black wizardry of Electricity and Transmissions.*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)

69 64 At home, I have found brave has a handy tool to group and organize them. So food, music, games, women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 10:22 PM
***
What happens for those tabs that involve women eating ice cream while playing battleship and listening to Iron Maiden?

Posted by: TRex - inquisitive dino at May 14, 2026 10:25 PM (cCn4/)

70 What is the range on an ordinary Golf Cart? You know, the Cushman with the four (4) big ass six (6) volt batts in series/parallel?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:25 PM (nsv7s)

71
I can fix her.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

That level of feisty would be fun!

For about a week.

Posted by: mikeski at May 14, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

___________

The Dragon Lady from Terry and the Pirates. Likely to kill you horribly, but... Yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 10:26 PM (HdYcL)

72 How many of those Spanish restaurants are issuing vomit feed to the "migrants", and how long until they say no with a machete?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 10:26 PM (qx7Zg)

73 What happens for those tabs that involve women eating ice cream while playing battleship and listening to Iron Maiden?
Posted by: TRex - inquisitive dino at May 14, 2026 10:25 PM (cCn4/)

You could make a separate tab for that. Call it Battleship Maiden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

74 hey so I am starting a new business AGAIN at almost 66

https://lightslategrey-octopus-

73872.hostingersite.com/inquire

comments appreciated

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:26 PM (/+uur)

75 7 Top pic is missing a half buried Statue of Liberty.
Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 14, 2026 10:04 PM (wVcYX)

I never understood that scenario. How would there be hills/mountains in the vicinity of New York Harbor even thousands of years later? There wouldn't have been time. It just seemed misplaced to me. Like created by someone who'd never actually been to the east coast and didn't understand plate tectonics. Not that I do, either, but I don't see that sort of topography developing in the timeframe PotA is set in.

While I'm on the subject, the ending in the second Billy Jack movie, 'The Trial of Billy Jack' was stupid also, with the N. Guard shooting up the school. GIVE ME A BREAK!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 14, 2026 10:26 PM (QGaXH)

76 For about a week.
Posted by: mikeski at May 14, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

Wouldn't take that long. She ain't that good looking. Probably makes that annoying high pitched whine when having se.... uh, nevermind.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 10:26 PM (1Ff7Z)

77 Chinese lady is pretty, I bet she’s a spy.
-
Let me face the peril!

Posted by: Sir Galahad at May 14, 2026 10:27 PM (vSvIl)

78 Great Yardbirds song
a cool thing about that vid is, it's not lip sync, which you see a lot of on youtube

Chris Isaak cover
https://youtu.be/yr8CRgMSACs

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 10:28 PM (ZxPkt)

79 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 14, 2026 10:28 PM (Kdi1r)

80 I thought I was talking to a Chinese girl! I'm not taking advice from some girl from Queens!

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at May 14, 2026 10:28 PM (RIvkX)

81 English is messy because it’s a collection of other languages held together with duct tape, tie wraps and rubber bands.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


English was invented so Norman soldiers would have a way to chat up Saxon barmaids.

Or maybe vice-versa.

That's why literally everything is a double entendre, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: mikeski thinks you do at May 14, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

82
Missing are the other people who left all those footprints in the sand.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


That's a regular conformity beach. Was there no rebel who would walk a sinusoidal path there?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 10:28 PM (s9VOe)

83 She should probably show us her tits. It's an American tradition.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2026 10:29 PM (oq9dX)

84 61 Vintage electronics - radios, amplifiers and such, were built differently back in the day. The chassis and metal parts were “hot” with respect to ground.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:22 PM (nsv7s)

I also think people back then were more aware of the risks of electrical shocks.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 14, 2026 10:29 PM (y171U)

85 For less than a dollar a day, you too can sponsor an ONT poster. They use incredible amounts of electricity, and sift through the dark spaces of the internet to find suitable content.

Please help them today.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026

You need to add on the Sarah McLachlan music accompanied note that things get so desperate he turns to me for content.

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 10:29 PM (OoFl2)

86 70 What is the range on an ordinary Golf Cart? You know, the Cushman with the four (4) big ass six (6) volt batts in series/parallel?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:25 PM (nsv7s)
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I have a Club Car that we converted from the old lead-acid batteries to new LiFePO4 ones and the range is between 50-60 miles.

Posted by: ballistic at May 14, 2026 10:30 PM (oqH4h)

87 I filled the gas tank in my street rod last September and it is still full!

Or it would be full if I hadn't drained it over the winter.

The battery is charged.

I would calculate the mpg, but you know - no math!

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 14, 2026 10:30 PM (Jr+re)

88 "How many browser tabs do you have open right now?"


Tablet 1, tablet 2, laptop, or desktop?

Posted by: buddhaha at May 14, 2026 10:30 PM (LzRih)

89 It's a 48 volt with 4 12 volt batteries. Should have mentioned that.

Posted by: ballistic at May 14, 2026 10:30 PM (oqH4h)

90 Mixing Edible Cannabis and Alcohol May Impair Driving More Than Scientists Expected


you got crak in my meth

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur)

91 Both Liz Claman and Chinian girl need to take chill pills.

But Liz Claman wins the contest, because big rack.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 14, 2026 10:31 PM (nwbXw)

92 I also think people back then were more aware of the risks of electrical shocks.
Posted by: Joemarine


The dangers of things in general.

They didn't live in a time when your Weedwhacker would have a warning label that it's not to be used as an eyebrow trimmer.

Posted by: mikeski prefers the hedge trimmers, anyway at May 14, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

93 A little brag here:
I filled the tank in my plugin hybrid back on March 25th. Since then, I have put over 600 miles on it, all on electric. The fuel gauge is still.on "full". Since it's 12 hours of sunshine this time of year, all the power has come from my solar.
Next week, I have to take a trip (Dr) down to Phoenix, so I'll be using gas, with zero range anxiety.
There are cases for a plugin.
Posted by: buddhaha

I have run numbers for myself more than one.
Payback period for me is - never.
First time I ran numbers my kids would have died of old age before it broke even.

For others who are going to buy an extra new car anyway - knock yourself out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)

94 "People who still write things down on paper may not be resisting technology — they're preserving a thinking process that lets the mind hear itself"

My wife bought me a Kindle Scribe for Christmas a few years ago, when they first came out. The absolute best present - I've ditched all my paper notebooks. Writes like a standard notebook, you can save the content on files like a computer. I can PDF and send my pages via email. The absolute best.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 14, 2026 10:32 PM (1B2PI)

95 Thanks. Hm, is that “50 or 60” miles at a 50% depth of discharge? Or deader than a doornail?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:33 PM (nsv7s)

96 CLAUDINE LONGET, CHANTEUSE AND ACTRESS WHOSE CAREER ENDED WHEN SHE SHOT HER LOVER, DIES AGE 84.

Claudine Longet downhill skiing invitational postponed until next season.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:33 PM (/+uur)

97 Know how you avoid spider webs? Have someone taller walk in front of you.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 14, 2026 10:34 PM (QaH55)

98 Some cheesehead (maybe) thought he was a Duke Boy today....

https://youtu.be/47bv1Edp28U

Problem was, he wasn't evading Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 10:34 PM (qx7Zg)

99 In a previous life, I worked on some tube type radar systems. The transmitters and display units had exposed voltages of nearly 10K volts. Got interesting when an adjustment required slithering a steel bladed screwdriver in amongst the dangerous things.

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 14, 2026 10:34 PM (Jr+re)

100 100!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 14, 2026 10:34 PM (t2oSI)

101 NOTE Spider Sabich handgun invitational is on.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:35 PM (/+uur)

102 Holy
Cow!


Amazing music selections tonight. Doof has outdone hisself.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:35 PM (A5RD0)

103 I wonder to what extent this kind of thing reflects or influences national character.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2026 10:16 PM (1pJhn)
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No French.

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at May 14, 2026 10:35 PM (RIvkX)

104 That round-numbered post snuck up on me! Evening, 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks to Doof for the fine ONT. I LOL'ed at "laid" in that last picture.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 14, 2026 10:35 PM (t2oSI)

105 My wife bought me a Kindle Scribe for Christmas a few years ago
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 14, 2026 10:32 PM (1B2PI)

----

All the paper-like e-tablets are IMO freaking amazing. I use a ReMarkable every day for work and it's a great bridge between actual writing and being able to digitize it for work stuff.

Posted by: ballistic at May 14, 2026 10:35 PM (oqH4h)

106 /old nag sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

107 Amazing music selections tonight. Doof has outdone hisself.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:35 PM (A5RD0)


Evening, ma'am. Indeed, Doof is the hostest with the mostest ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 14, 2026 10:36 PM (t2oSI)

108 Thought for tonight: I say we go back to the one idiot per village. This multiple idiot thing has gotten out of hand.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)

109 Pssst...I live within driving distance of the largest buffet in the USA.

Shady Maple Smorgasbord
https://tinyurl.com/3rrua6zz

Posted by: Orson at May 14, 2026 10:38 PM (dIske)

110 Chris Isaak cover
https://youtu.be/yr8CRgMSACs

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 10:28 PM (ZxPkt)


Great version! I saw Chris Isaak live a year or 2 ago. Outstanding performance. If you have a chance to see him - do it!

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:38 PM (QMAsf)

111 Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.) missed the last 43 House votes and hasn't been seen for a month

Is she Ghosting (casoer) us?

hahahahah

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:38 PM (/+uur)

112 Amazing music selections tonight. Doof has outdone hisself.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:35 PM (A5RD0)

Evening, ma'am. Indeed, Doof is the hostest with the mostest ...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 14, 2026 10:36 PM (t2oSI)


Many thanks to you both for the kind words!

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:39 PM (QMAsf)

113 When I was young-er I didn’t need to write anything down. I resist using computers or smartphones to “write” things down. I just don’t like it, I don’t know why. And I don’t write shit down like I should, either.

About 1990 I bought this really cool old school leather bound blank Journal with nice heavy paper. Fucker looks like the kind of thing made for Lewis & Clark. It’s still completely blank.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:39 PM (nsv7s)

114 My wife bought me a Kindle Scribe for Christmas a few years ago, when they first came out. The absolute best present - I've ditched all my paper notebooks. Writes like a standard notebook, you can save the content on files like a computer. I can PDF and send my pages via email. The absolute best.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 14, 2026 10:32 PM (1B2PI)

Cali prison would have bought you a 359 ipad for 2050

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:40 PM (/+uur)

115 I've had nothing but disappointment when ordering anything from Walmart. Ship to to store or home delivery.

Wrong item. Item destroyed in transit, right item, wrong color/size, etc.

Walmart sucks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 10:41 PM (abIsI)

116 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

Get Back!

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:42 PM (/+uur)

117 Walmart sucks.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 10:41 PM (abIsI)


K-Mart too

Posted by: Raymond Babbitt at May 14, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)

118 Vintage electronics - radios, amplifiers and such, were built differently back in the day. The chassis and metal parts were “hot” with respect to ground.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:22 PM (nsv7s)

I also think people back then were more aware of the risks of electrical shocks.
Posted by: Joemarine


Often exposed wiring (knobs and tubes). Kind of sort of insulated with maybe tar and cotton. Sometimes you just 'plugged in' by reaching up and connecting with an alligator clip or wire hook.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 10:42 PM (/lPRQ)

119 Many here at AOSHQ are definitely fond of old school stuff and ways. I personally feel like I employ a good blend of new tech vs older methods. Where do you fall on this spectrum?

I do both methods. For many things, I have paper, or printed copies, and digital on my laptop, and just in case, I have thumb drive back ups. For some important paper items, I have the main copies in a file cabinet, and also copies in a lock box, which I've shown to my siblings, in case I die.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

120 I do a lot of my journal writing longhand in notebooks. Also book and movie reviews. I have several notebooks beside my computer. And a lot of pens.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)

121 Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.) missed the last 43 House votes and hasn't been seen for a month

Ridiculous looking hat shopping?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 10:43 PM (abIsI)

122 Walmart sucks.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 10:41 PM (abIsI)

better than getting buttfucked and murdered if you go there

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:43 PM (/+uur)

123 Oh dear, Claude is hallucinating.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 10:44 PM (XV/Pl)

124 I would calculate the mpg, but you know - no math!
Posted by: LRob in OK


Let's see here...
0 miles divided by 0 zero gallons...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 10:44 PM (/lPRQ)

125 Mixing Edible Cannabis and Alcohol May Impair Driving More Than Scientists Expected

What the hell did scientists expect. Even AD&D's Dungeon Master's Guide had a chart explaining that mixing potions could mess you up

Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 10:44 PM (gKWVE)

126 116 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

Get Back!
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:42 PM (/+uur)
_______________________

You just have to get creative. Insist that the bear would not recognize your chosen pronouns. Once that's established you can pretty much dispatch them any way you desire.

Posted by: Orson at May 14, 2026 10:44 PM (dIske)

127 For less than a dollar a day, you too can sponsor an ONT poster. They use incredible amounts of electricity, and sift through the dark spaces of the internet to find suitable content.

Please help them today.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026

You need to add on the Sarah McLachlan music accompanied note that things get so desperate he turns to me for content.
Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 10:29 PM (OoFl2)


I have no shame!

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:44 PM (QMAsf)

128 SPuppy!

I think of you often, sweet man and I hope
You are well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:44 PM (A5RD0)

129 I hesitate to comment until SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN weighs in.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2026 10:44 PM (oq9dX)

130 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

Get Back!
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:42 PM (/+uur)

Is tripping one of your group still allowed?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)

131 I like Doof. He does a good job and he doesn't yell at me.

Posted by: Case at May 14, 2026 10:45 PM (NWIIQ)

132 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

Get Back!
Posted by: r hennigantx

Is tripping one of your group still allowed?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


In a group of two, yes.

Posted by: mikeski leaves no witnesses at May 14, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)

133 I no longer go to all you can eat buffets because I would eat a ton of substandard food, and then I feel disgusting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2026 10:46 PM (0Htd1)

134 I like Doof. He does a good job and he doesn't yell at me.
Posted by: Case at May 14, 2026 10:45 PM (NWIIQ)


Another whelmed ONT customer!

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:46 PM (QMAsf)

135 Greetings.

Posted by: Grayman27 at May 14, 2026 10:47 PM (AvoqE)

136 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

Get Back!
Posted by: r hennigantx

Is tripping one of your group still allowed?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

In a group of two, yes.
Posted by: mikeski leaves no witnesses[/i

I try and slip a pork chop into one of my hiking partners backpacks before setting off.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 10:47 PM (abIsI)

137 Know how you avoid spider webs? Have someone taller walk in front of you.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder


The real reason soldiers in 'Nam hated taking point.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 10:47 PM (/lPRQ)

138 I would eat a ton of substandard food, and then I feel disgusting.


But that's the point!

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 14, 2026 10:47 PM (Jr+re)

139 Another whelmed ONT customer!
Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:46 PM (QMAsf)

Someone throw him a flotation device.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 10:48 PM (gKWVE)

140 I like Doof. He does a good job and he doesn't yell at me.
Posted by: Case at May 14, 2026 10:45 PM (NWIIQ)
====

So would you say you're Very Satisfied? or Extremely Satisfied?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 10:48 PM (RIvkX)

141 As for reading, it's all real books. I tried the Kindle, etc. Just did not like it.

Wife loves reading on her iPad. Good for her, but I have to put on blinders, because I go to bed early and she reads late into the night. iPad screens are white hot bright. You can almost hear it. HMMMMMMMMM

The compromises of being married.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 10:48 PM (0aYVJ)

142 fozzy
A bear in his natural habitat
kermit
the forest
fozzy
a Studebaker

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:48 PM (/+uur)

143 I like Doof. He does a good job and he doesn't yell at me.
Posted by: Case

You bogarted the margins again!

Posted by: Shaggy's Rancid Bong Water at May 14, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)

144 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

Get Back!
Posted by: r hennigantx

Is tripping one of your group still allowed?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

In a group of two, yes.
Posted by: mikeski leaves no witnesses[/i

I try and slip a pork chop into one of my hiking partners backpacks before setting off.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 10:47 PM (abIsI)

I suppose you could offer to take the bear to an all you can eat buffet, and leave him there...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 10:49 PM (qx7Zg)

145 If you go to a buffet and vomit in the gravy bin would anybody notice?

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2026 10:49 PM (oq9dX)

146 Top pic is missing a half buried Statue of Liberty.
Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 14, 2026 10:04 PM (wVcYX)

I never understood that scenario. How would there be hills/mountains in the vicinity of New York Harbor even thousands of years later? There wouldn't have been time. It just seemed misplaced to me. Like created by someone who'd never actually been to the east coast and didn't understand plate tectonics. Not that I do, either, but I don't see that sort of topography developing in the timeframe PotA is set in.


Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 14, 2026 10:26 PM (QGaXH)

Nuclear weapons make great earth movers. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:49 PM (snZF9)

147 134 I like Doof. He does a good job and he doesn't yell at me.
Posted by: Case at May 14, 2026 10:45 PM (NWIIQ)

Another whelmed ONT customer!
Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:46

I am printing it out so we can hang it on the wall with the other compliments.

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 10:49 PM (OoFl2)

148 Is tripping one of your group still allowed?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

In a group of two, yes.
Posted by: mikeski leaves no witnesses at May 14, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)

I just have to outrun the Cal Park Rangers

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 10:50 PM (/+uur)

149 I’ve had good luck with WalMart, actually. Their grocery delivery itself was a little sketchy sometimes, but OK overall. Their food items vary a little bit, depends on supplier. Some things, brand names don’t matter, or at least aren’t that much better. “Store brands” can be as good or even better than brand names, or at least a better value for the money.

On the other hand, sometimes …. you get what you pay for. WalMart el-cheapest coffee, was undrinkable. And I’m not picky. Store brand Chili, had a Bad Experience with that, I think it was Hy-Vee store brand. “Hey, it’s 25c cheaper! Let’s try it”. How bad can it be? Maybe it will be good enough?

Well it you need new underwear, you haven’t saved any money, right?

I ordered a re-furbed I-phone from one of their WalMart contracted sellers. Worked great. Stellar battery, which was really my main concern. Lasted for years.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:50 PM (CmJfJ)

150 135 Greetings.
Posted by: Grayman27

Wow.

Look who the cat dragged in!
Howdy theee!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:50 PM (MciYk)

151
Heart Full of Soul or Soul Full of Heart? It doesn't make a bit of difference. This is the problem with pop culture -- which also rhymes "yacht" with "apricot."

And don't get me started on the lyrics to "Missionary Man."

Catchy tunes, but the songs are not written by or for English majors.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 14, 2026 10:50 PM (XJ22o)

152 I suppose I should go to bed so I can get up at the ungodly hour I do.

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 10:50 PM (OoFl2)

153 Holy crap. 94mph gusts up here in the Rockies. I just bailed two gallons of rain off of the tarp on my truck. Drenched. It's rolling east. Brace yourselves.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 10:51 PM (D1E+2)

154
Posted by: Case at May 14, 2026 10:45 PM (NWIIQ)
====

So would you say you're Very Satisfied? or Extremely Satisfied?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

==============

Case, DON'T ANSWER. It's a trap!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 14, 2026 10:52 PM (XJ22o)

155 54 Found out a little over five hours ago that I'm safe from my company's layoffs this time.
Three fingers of Bourbon and a cigar it is.
Posted by: ballistic


Glad for you. I'm toasting you with some cheap wine.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2026 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

156 I'm a caveman. Pocket notebooks, lists, ballpoint pens, post-it notes

a good pen is a nice thing to have

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 10:53 PM (ZxPkt)

157
Today was the 53rd anniversary of the launch of Skylab back in 1973. It was launched with a modified Saturn V meant for the cancelled Apollo 18 mission.

The launch had some malfunctions. A micro-meteoroid shield/sun shade deployed and broke off, which caused one of the two solar panels to partially deploy. The 2nd stage separation retros then blew that off. Without the sun screen it was in danger of overheating, and then underpowered.

They managed to fix it, and the guy who worked out the plan for that won some distinguished service award.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)

158 Mixing Edible Cannabis and Alcohol May Impair Driving More Than Scientists Expected
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What the hell did scientists expect. Even AD&D's Dungeon Master's Guide had a chart explaining that mixing potions could mess you up
Posted by: gKWVE
+++

These 'Scientists' think they leared that college.
Most kids figure that out in HIGH School.

Posted by: Shaggy's Rancid Bong Water at May 14, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

159 That Chinese gal is very cute.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 14, 2026 10:54 PM (f87vz)

160
So would you say you're Very Satisfied? or Extremely Satisfied?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

==============

Srsly, I fill out those things when prompted (I'm talking about Adobe apps), and I report details about crashes (which are frequent!) and tell them they can contact me about it and here's my email address.

Where's my prize? I never get it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 14, 2026 10:54 PM (XJ22o)

161 Heart Full of Soul or Soul Full of Heart? It doesn't make a bit of difference. This is the problem with pop culture -- which also rhymes "yacht" with "apricot."

And don't get me started on the lyrics to "Missionary Man."

Catchy tunes, but the songs are not written by or for English majors.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 14, 2026 10:50 PM (XJ22o)


You want songs from well-read lyricists? Start with Rush and Iron Maiden!

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:54 PM (QMAsf)

162 >>>*makes sign of Cross to ward off the Black wizardry of Electricity and Transmissions.*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Cutting the yard with my riding lawnmower. Running fine, cut the front yard, excellent. Did two laps in the back and it stopped. It didn't chug, or cough, or make any clanging sound; nothing. It just stopped running.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 10:54 PM (nzPxx)

163 Both Liz Claman and Chinian girl need to take chill pills.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Chinian girl is the result of a successful brain transplant. Latina brain in Chinese body.

Posted by: mikeski and/or Abby Normal at May 14, 2026 10:55 PM (VHUov)

164 3X5 spiral is the ticket.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 10:55 PM (nzPxx)

165 I try and slip a pork chop into one of my hiking partners backpacks before setting off.
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Opened Tuna pouches should be excellent for attracting kitties. You know, the really Big kitties. Felis concolor. They like cardboard boxes, too.

Don’t Do This! Just something I’ve mused upon. Which invariably means, in all likelihood, some asshole has already done this.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:55 PM (CmJfJ)

166 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

Get Back!
Posted by: r hennigantx

Is tripping one of your group still allowed?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

In a group of two, yes.
Posted by: mikeski leaves no witnesses
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This is the origen of that old camping joke of tying the new guy's leg to a tree with a long rope while he is sleeping.

Posted by: Shaggy's Rancid Bong Water at May 14, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)

167 That Chinese gal is very cute.
Posted by: Puddleglum
......

I think she's Chinian.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2026 10:56 PM (oq9dX)

168
You want songs from well-read lyricists? Start with Rush and Iron Maiden!
Posted by: Doof

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Yayy! Thanks for the rec.

"Can't Find My Way Home" and "Baker Street" are examples of songs with great lyrics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 14, 2026 10:56 PM (XJ22o)

169
The Chicomian girl complaining about English is so satisfying somehow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 10:57 PM (w6EFb)

170 Montreal Strippers Plan Strike During F1 Canadian Grand Prix: ‘We Want to be Heard’


Horrible.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 10:57 PM (abIsI)

171 > On this date in 1976: 33 year-old Keith Relf, former lead singer for The Yardbirds, was electrocuted while tuning a guitar which was not properly earthed.

A so-called "death cap" in the amplifier... very common in vintage tube amps. If the cap failed, the chassis could go to full mains voltage. Since everything is often "grounded" to the chassis, or connected through something that's "grounded" to the chassis (e.g. the ring of the guitar jack), it is a Very Bad Thing.


If you've got one of these vintage workhorses, make sure it's been modified to remove the death cap. Keeping everything 100% original isn't worth the risk of death.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2026 10:57 PM (IG3/x)

172 150 Wow.

Look who the cat dragged in!
Howdy theee!

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Good evening to you, madam. Kinda surprised anyone remembered, given my infrequent and erratic posting. Took some time away after retiring from fed gov last October. Seems nothing’s changed here at horde HQ!

Posted by: Grayman27 at May 14, 2026 10:57 PM (AvoqE)

173 That Chinese gal is very cute.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 14, 2026 10:54 PM (f87vz)

She is actually.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:57 PM (snZF9)

174 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

Get Back!
Posted by: r hennigantx
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Why would state laws override federal laws on federal land/parks???

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 14, 2026 10:58 PM (VCgbV)

175 Truluck's restaurant in Houston had all you could eat Stone Crab claws . Last time I looked over a decade ago it was about $60.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 14, 2026 10:58 PM (qrzX6)

176 English is messy because it’s a collection of other languages held together with duct tape, tie wraps and rubber bands.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)


A Koine, or some call it, "a rather brutal creole".

Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 10:58 PM (rbvCR)

177 129 I hesitate to comment until SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN weighs in.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2026 10:44 PM (oq9dX)

Is he (whoever he is) still commenting under that nic? He's maybe a little too trusting about his pens.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2026 10:58 PM (1pJhn)

178
On this date in 1976: 33 year-old Keith Relf, former lead singer for The Yardbirds, was electrocuted while tuning a guitar which was not properly earthed.

A so-called "death cap" in the amplifier... very common in vintage tube amps. If the cap failed, the chassis could go to full mains voltage. Since everything is often "grounded" to the chassis, or connected through something that's "grounded" to the chassis (e.g. the ring of the guitar jack), it is a Very Bad Thing.


If you've got one of these vintage workhorses, make sure it's been modified to remove the death cap. Keeping everything 100% original isn't worth the risk of death.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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That's awful. At the same time, it seems there's a joke about it going to "eleven."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 14, 2026 10:59 PM (XJ22o)

179 Seems nothing’s changed here at horde HQ!
Posted by: Grayman27 at May 14, 2026 10:57 PM (AvoqE)


Just too many absent friends

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 10:59 PM (QMAsf)

180 That Chinese gal is very cute.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 14, 2026 10:54 PM (f87vz)

She is actually.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:57 PM (snZF9)

Her delivery was annoying to me though. I could overlook for awhile.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 14, 2026 10:59 PM (qrzX6)

181 151 Heart Full of Soul or Soul Full of Heart? It doesn't make a bit of difference. This is the problem with pop culture -- which also rhymes "yacht" with "apricot."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 14, 2026 10:50 PM (XJ22o)

Somewhere, Carly Simon is scowling.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 14, 2026 11:00 PM (y171U)

182 Long time lurker here. My kid in California being dragged to court tomorrow on extremely short notice for the umpteenth time by narcissist over custody and medical issues with their kids. She really needs some prayers. Hope you all can help. Thanks .

Posted by: Ohio Lurker at May 14, 2026 11:00 PM (OgbKj)

183 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 14, 2026 10:26 PM (QGaXH)

Nuclear weapons make great earth movers. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:49 PM (snZF9)

When I think of that now, I always think of one of the best lines in Futurama. Fry is in New New York, and he finds out that there’s a secret city underneath it inhabited by mutants. One of them shows him their church, and Fry exclaims “Wow! So you guys really do worship an old atomic bomb as a god?” And the mutant guide replies “Yeah, but it’s mostly a C and E thing.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 11:00 PM (AnnNE)

184 Many here at AOSHQ are definitely fond of old school stuff and ways. I personally feel like I employ a good blend of new tech vs older methods. Where do you fall on this spectrum?

I personally have several devices, and this is because there isn't really one that can do everything. I've got a smartphone, a Kindle Fire, a Kindle Scribe, a Surface 8, and a Dell laptop. I need all of them to take care of my reading and note-taking needs, and that's because each one isn't quite the right size to take care of it all. I can check emails on my smartphone, but it's too small for me to write long responses, etc. I can do a lot on my laptop, but I obviously can't lug it around with me everywhere as it's too heavy. Turns out the more tech they make, the more tech you need. Or at least I do.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 14, 2026 11:00 PM (0CU3H)

185 New Smokey and the Bandit film

https://youtube.com/shorts/vwsoInHgAvU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

186 English:

I have reservations about the reservations I made to visit the reservation.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 14, 2026 11:01 PM (qrzX6)

187 Requisite rendition:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK6gAbZdhDc

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 11:01 PM (nzPxx)

188 Store brand Chili, had a Bad Experience with that, I think it was Hy-Vee store brand. “Hey, it’s 25c cheaper! Let’s try it”. How bad can it be? Maybe it will be good enough?

Well it you need new underwear, you haven’t saved any money, right?
...
Posted by: Common Tater


Chili?
Recent BOGO sale on Wendy's chili.
So I got four cans. Two with beans, two "all beef".

In the "all beef" they used fat instead of beans to make up the volume. Nasty. You'll be using as much TP as a four woman household... each sitting.

The bean chili was pretty good for a can. Maybe the best canned chili I have had. Probably the same shit they sell in the restaurants, just that one comes in bigger cans.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)

189 Why would state laws override federal laws on federal land/parks???
Posted by: lin-duh is offended


State law overrides federal law as to the possession and using pf firearms unfortunately. Reason # 999 why I avoid CA at all costs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:02 PM (abIsI)

190 > That's awful. At the same time, it seems there's a joke about it going to "eleven."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 14, 2026 10:59 PM (XJ22o)

Or in Relf's case, going to 240.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2026 11:03 PM (IG3/x)

191 >>Nuclear weapons make great earth movers. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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There's a Navy video on building docks and ports in difficult and out of the way places using small sequential nuclear charges.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 11:04 PM (nzPxx)

192 > Probably the same shit they sell in the restaurants, just that one comes in bigger cans.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)

Hmm... I thought Dave Thomas came up with the idea of selling chili to use up unsold burger patties.

Kinda like the way the Ore-Ida people invented tater tots to use up the scraps of potato left over from cutting fries.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2026 11:05 PM (IG3/x)

193 State law overrides federal law as to the possession and using pf firearms unfortunately. Reason # 999 why I avoid CA at all costs.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:02 PM (abIsI)

If I recall correctly, State Law does Not override Reservation law, which can lead to some interesting situations.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 11:05 PM (AnnNE)

194 A .22 caliber pistol is effective, even against Grizzly bears, (provided you kneecap your partner with it)

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 11:05 PM (CmJfJ)

195 Cutting the yard with my riding lawnmower. Running fine, cut the front yard, excellent. Did two laps in the back and it stopped. It didn't chug, or cough, or make any clanging sound; nothing. It just stopped running.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


Maybe one of the two hundred and twenty seven safety switches. Over the years I think every one of mine has failed and been bypassed... except the clutch pedal.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 11:05 PM (/lPRQ)

196 >>>Since everything is often "grounded" to the chassis, or connected through something that's "grounded" to the chassis (e.g. the ring of the guitar jack), it is a Very Bad Thing.

>People don't respect or understand proper grounding. There's a whole section of the electrical code devoted to grounding. It saves lives, prevents fires and property damage.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 11:06 PM (D1E+2)

197 I'm your boogie man, that's what I am
I'm here to do whatever I can
Be it early morning, late afternoon
Or at midnight, it's never too soon
To want to please you, to want to keep you
To want to do it all, all for you
I want to be your, be your rubber ball
I want to be the one, you love most of all, oh yeah


Lyrics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)

198 > Nuclear weapons make great earth movers. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:49 PM (snZF9)

Project Plowshare.

Had the unfortunate side effect of leaving a lot of residual radiation, but it definitely worked.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2026 11:06 PM (IG3/x)

199 153 Holy crap. 94mph gusts up here in the Rockies. I just bailed two gallons of rain off of the tarp on my truck. Drenched. It's rolling east. Brace yourselves.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Try not to get blown off a mountain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2026 11:06 PM (0Htd1)

200 What's on YOUR mind tonight?

Sex, mostly.

Posted by: Don't judge me at May 14, 2026 11:07 PM (TbWk/)

201 157
Today was the 53rd anniversary of the launch of Skylab back in 1973. It was launched with a modified Saturn V meant for the cancelled Apollo 18 mission.

The launch had some malfunctions. A micro-meteoroid shield/sun shade deployed and broke off, which caused one of the two solar panels to partially deploy. The 2nd stage separation retros then blew that off. Without the sun screen it was in danger of overheating, and then underpowered.

They managed to fix it, and the guy who worked out the plan for that won some distinguished service award.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)

I remember when it happened and being annoyed that the mission would get messed up. The space era was a great time for us little kids.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 14, 2026 11:07 PM (y171U)

202 No, firearms are now lawful (again) in National Parks and Federal lands. You just can’t discharge them. Ha.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 11:08 PM (CmJfJ)

203 Cutting the yard with my riding lawnmower. Running fine, cut the front yard, excellent. Did two laps in the back and it stopped. It didn't chug, or cough, or make any clanging sound; nothing. It just stopped running.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
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Did you pay the subscription?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)

204 Long time lurker here. My kid in California being dragged to court tomorrow on extremely short notice for the umpteenth time by narcissist over custody and medical issues with their kids. She really needs some prayers. Hope you all can help. Thanks .
Posted by: Ohio Lurker at May 14, 2026 11:00 PM (OgbKj)


Prayers up

Posted by: Doof at May 14, 2026 11:08 PM (QMAsf)

205 I'm very late tonight, but whelmed, nonetheless.

Posted by: Easily Entertained at May 14, 2026 11:08 PM (oftw2)

206
The space era was a great time for us little kids.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 14, 2026 11:07 PM (y171U)

_____________

Waking up early for the three-hour launch broadcast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 11:09 PM (HdYcL)

207 Montreal Strippers Plan Strike During F1 Canadian Grand Prix: ‘We Want to be Heard’


"Heard"? Are they singing strippers?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2026 11:10 PM (0Htd1)

208 In the "all beef" they used fat instead of beans to make up the volume. Nasty. You'll be using as much TP as a four woman household... each sitting.

...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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When the old man died that was it; just like Vanguard.
Loved the old Dollar Menu; Baked Potato, chili, Jr. Wendy, salad, a long list and the portions were small but all kinds of food. Yum.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 11:11 PM (nzPxx)

209 goodnight friends
catch you at twilight's last twirling

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 11:12 PM (ZxPkt)

210 A so-called "death cap" in the amplifier... very common in vintage tube amps. If the cap failed, the chassis could go to full mains voltage. Since everything is often "grounded" to the chassis, or connected through something that's "grounded" to the chassis (e.g. the ring of the guitar jack), it is a Very Bad Thing.


If you've got one of these vintage workhorses, make sure it's been modified to remove the death cap. Keeping everything 100% original isn't worth the risk of death.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2026 10:57 PM (IG3/x)

Very familiar with the death cap. Most of my vintage marshall amps were modded to get rid of it. The anal vintage homos would probably scream over that, but tough shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 11:13 PM (snZF9)

211 179 Just too many absent friends

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Agreed. Here and otherwise. I have a list of friends and extended family (with let’s call it acute conditions) that I pray for each day. Going on several years now (I suspect the influence of my guardian angel). I “lost” my first one last summer. Granted his condition was advanced and sudden, but it still struck home. God’s will be done. His plan, not mine. Doubt that explanation suffices for Monty’s wife and kids. May the Holy Spirit sustain them.

Posted by: Grayman27 at May 14, 2026 11:13 PM (AvoqE)

212 Montreal Strippers Plan Strike During F1 Canadian Grand Prix: ‘We Want to be Heard’


"Heard"? Are they singing strippers?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 14, 2026 11:10 PM (0Htd1)

They should make a mark, and strip the paint off all of the cars.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)

213 Sudden riding mower death like that can also be the coil giving up. Easy fix and you can test the old one first.

Posted by: Youtube Videos Help at May 14, 2026 11:14 PM (oftw2)

214 Pete Conrad was on that one. I think he determined that the equivalent of a long handled “pole saw” or cutter would be the ticket. They deployed a kind of “parasol” or sunshade iirc.

I remember watching 12 during the Moonwalk. They had brought a Color videocon camera for live Television. Alan Bean was on the job. For about two seconds, we saw the surface of the Moon in glorious Living Color. But inadvertently the camera was pointed into the Sun, and that as they say, was the end of that. Oops.

John Young rarely fucked up. But he got his boots tangled up in some cables on one of the high dollar ALSEP deals, lunar temperature or seismic or something, and ripped the cable from the pin connector. Oops. “Charlie … uh-oh”

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 11:14 PM (CmJfJ)

215 206
The space era was a great time for us little kids.

Posted by: Joemarine
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There were 2-way speakers in every classroom.
They stopped classes and broadcast the launches over the school system.
'Course we said a prayer and pledged allegiance everyday too.

_Better dead than red

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 11:15 PM (nzPxx)

216 Montreal Strippers Plan Strike During F1 Canadian Grand Prix: ‘We Want to be Heard’

"Heard"? Are they singing strippers?
Posted by: nerdygirl


Well, they're all just working their way through college. Perhaps they'd like to present their doctoral theses.

Posted by: mikeski at May 14, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)

217 High-speed rail CEO says Central Valley portion will be done 'in our lifetime'
-SFGate
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High-speed rail CEO will be hanged 'in our lifetime'
-SFsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

218 Project Plowshare.

Had the unfortunate side effect of leaving a lot of residual radiation, but it definitely worked.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2026 11:06 PM (IG3/x)

I remember reading a great plan to dig a sea level canal across Nicaragua with buried h-bombs, all at once. It would have worked, too, but for some reason the Nicaraguans would never agree to letting about 1/3 of their country get nuked. They just didn’t see why we thought that was so cool.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 11:16 PM (AnnNE)

219 ---Maybe one of the two hundred and twenty seven safety switches. Over the years I think every one of mine has failed and been bypassed... except the clutch pedal.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Yeah, think I'm putting an air conditioner in the garage before I start digging.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 11:18 PM (nzPxx)

220 Praying Ohio Lurker: May God give the judge wisdom to see through nonsense and protect those babies.

Posted by: moki at May 14, 2026 11:21 PM (wLjpr)

221 Those are “X” or “Y” capacitors, across the line.

Don’t want to remove this, you want to replace them with a poly film cap, like anything else. It won’t fuck up your tone.

The OG waxed foil/paper capacitors short out is all. That’s why they are dangerous as “X” or “Y” installations across the line.

Nearby lightning strikes do neat things to these, you can tell when an old radio or whatever got hit by lightning, these caps are just gone, with maybe a whisp of smoke and innards and bare leads

You’ll get a shock if you are grounded in certain situations, but the current will be limited by the capacitor across the line.

You

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 11:22 PM (ds7a/)

222 Many here at AOSHQ are definitely fond of old school stuff and ways. I personally feel like I employ a good blend of new tech vs older methods. Where do you fall on this spectrum?


Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 14, 2026 11:00 PM (0CU3H)

Definitely old school depending on the subject. The only time I move away from old school is when something new school is absolutely 100% better.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 11:22 PM (snZF9)

223 High-speed rail CEO says Central Valley portion will be done 'in our lifetime'
-SFGate
......

Better hurry up, I'm already 29.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2026 11:23 PM (oq9dX)

224 128 SPuppy!

I think of you often, sweet man and I hope
You are well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:44 PM (A5RD0)


Appreciate that more than I can say, ma'am. The kids and I are enduring as best we can as a family. Hope you're doing well also.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 14, 2026 11:25 PM (t2oSI)

225 Howdy, horde!

I keep a PAA (personal analog assistant-- aka "pen and paper") in my bag at all times. Memory is sketchy at my advanced-29 age LOL.

Breezy here and cool enough to be unpleasant for yard work. Bah. Glad I got a lot of stuff done earlier this week!

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:26 PM (rdVOm)

226 >>>Try not to get blown off a mountain.

Posted by: nerdygirl

>The wind took two steel deck chairs and tossed them into the yard like cardboard. Luckily it goes, not unlike a tornado or hurricane.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 11:27 PM (D1E+2)

227 I have a pillar on my patio. Early one morning, I walk outside and smash through an orb spider's web. The next morning, forgetting the web might be there, I smash through it again. The next morning, I remember the web and go on the other side of the pillar, and smash through the web. The spider and I had the same avoidance idea and we both failed. Does that mean I am as smart as a spider, or the spider is as smart as me? Nah, we are both dumb shits.

Posted by: JML at May 14, 2026 11:27 PM (EtRph)

228 Great ONT, Doof! Thanks!

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:27 PM (rdVOm)

229 174 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

Get Back!
Posted by: r hennigantx
----
Why would state laws override federal laws on federal land/parks???
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 14, 2026 10:58 PM (VCgbV)

I was wondering about that too. Suppose the poster meant California State Parks? Or does poster mean National Parks located in California (Yosemite, Joshua Tree, etc)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 14, 2026 11:28 PM (QGaXH)

230 There was considerable push for Nuclear powered bombers for the Air Force.

Planes in the air for months at a time. Stupid, in oh so many ways. They did try to make some test engines, without a lot of promise, and that was about as far as it got.

The amount of shielding required on a plane, to protect the crew from radiation, was one huge problem. Weight. And the practical problems of Maintenance and Inspection - on an aircraft that stays in the air all the time.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 11:28 PM (ds7a/)

231 Today was a great day. My 17 year old son and I watched Caddyshack for (his) first time. He loved it, as any red-blooded American would. Now, I'll show him the rest of the 70s/80s comedy canon. Starting with Animal House.

One of my proudest moments as a father.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 14, 2026 11:30 PM (1B2PI)

232 Pool noodles, cut to size and split open, make great headrests +/or armrests on metal-tube framed lawn chairs. No more seared flesh in sunny areas!

Oh. Is my redneck showing? Hahaha.

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:32 PM (rdVOm)

233 High-speed rail CEO says Central Valley portion will be done 'in our lifetime'
-SFGate
......

Better hurry up, I'm already 29.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2026 11:23 PM (oq9dX)

The CEO must be a 35 year old turtle, who's father is 160.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 11:34 PM (qx7Zg)

234 Modern tech is generally always “better”.

I spent a lot of time refurbing the Generator system on my old Ford. Now most people aren’t too mechanical, and they just slap a GM 1-wire alternator on.

I just like to mess around with old tech, just to learn how they really work. Alternators replaced Generators fairly quickly, and for good reasons. But they can be made to work just fine. But they need maintenance and adjustment, servicing.

If you read the automotive repair boards, it’s a wonder how all those millions got across fucking town even once, with carburetors, generators, drum brakes, points & condenser ignition .. Impossible, clearly.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 11:35 PM (ds7a/)

235 High-speed rail CEO says Central Valley portion will be done 'in our lifetime'
-SFGate
......
Better hurry up, I'm already 29.
Posted by: wth

The CEO must be a 35 year old turtle, who's father is 160.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


They said "our." I figured they were pregnant.

Posted by: mikeski didn't bother to verify gender at May 14, 2026 11:36 PM (VHUov)

236 180 That Chinese gal is very cute.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 14, 2026 10:54 PM (f87vz)

She is actually.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:57 PM (snZF9)

Her delivery was annoying to me though. I could overlook for awhile.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 14, 2026 10:59 PM (qrzX6)

Yeah...but somewhere out there is a guy who's just about had it with her s***....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 14, 2026 11:37 PM (QGaXH)

237 Pool noodles, cut to size and split open, make great headrests +/or armrests on metal-tube framed lawn chairs. No more seared flesh in sunny areas!

Oh. Is my redneck showing? Hahaha.

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:32 PM (rdVOm)

Yup, from space.

I on the other hand have the common decency to use black foam pipe insulation. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 11:39 PM (snZF9)

238 183 And the mutant guide replies “Yeah, but it’s mostly a C and E thing.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 11:00 PM (AnnNE)

Compliance and Ethics? Or the EU CE?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 14, 2026 11:41 PM (QGaXH)

239 Cutting the yard with my riding lawnmower. Running fine, cut the front yard, excellent. Did two laps in the back and it stopped. It didn't chug, or cough, or make any clanging sound; nothing. It just stopped running.
Posted by: Braenyard

Guess? Electrical. Lotta vibration on lawnmowers. Maybe just a connector came loose, maybe the seat switch needs adjustment.

Good luck, and let us know!

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:42 PM (rdVOm)

240 >>>>>>She really needs some prayers. Hope you all can help. Thanks .
Posted by: Ohio Lurker"
***As another long time lurker who's occasionally asked here for prayers, I know you'll get help.

Posted by: Cosda at May 14, 2026 11:42 PM (Q9J8w)

241 Oops. Let me try putting this in the current thread:

Wandered off to soak up some vid. Some PJ Watson, the bow-tie History Guy, Cowboy Kent Rollins, & other.

Including my two regular science gals, Aussie astrophysicist Dr. Becky, and the amusing German physicist Sabine Hoffensfloffer or something. I enjoy their videos, even though half the time I'm utterly lost as to what they're talking about.

Some things I do know what they're talking about make me sigh, though.

Hossenfelder really buys into the whole "renewable" energy and electric vehicles credo, as well as the threat or menace of climate chaos.

Becky gets distressed that the US budget for NASA has been big on exploration (Moon, Mars missions) but has greatly shrunk for scientific research and NSA. Her favorite projects and friends may not be able to belly up to the US taxpayer trough.

Sad face for both of them, but it seems to this non-physicist that they're not really getting the whole picture on those subjects. At least Sabine is not opposed to nuke energy. They're kinda cute & funny for semi-libs.

Tonight's Sabine & Becky vids if you wanna check 'em out.
youtu.be/d96WHYOHoU8
youtu.be/0pvL-JkR0Ns

Now to ONT content..

Posted by: mindful webworker - Pluto IS TOO a planet because it is :) at May 14, 2026 11:44 PM (tcCok)

242 Somebody needs to teach the Chinese hottie the language of love with his genitalia. Hush up, my dear.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 11:45 PM (D1E+2)

243 I on the other hand have the common decency to use black foam pipe insulation. lol
Posted by: Berserker

Oh, but the colors can coordinate with the chair pads!

I'll have you know, that I found some gorgeous *turquoise* color pool noodles at the dollar.. uh, buck-and-a-quarter.. um, dollar-and-a-half(!) store just the other day. And lovely blue & green, patterned "duct" tape at wally world.

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:47 PM (rdVOm)

244 That cliff would fall on me.
Hard pass.

Posted by: torabora at May 14, 2026 11:48 PM (acu8T)

245 Modern tech is generally always “better”.

I spent a lot of time refurbing the Generator system on my old Ford. Now most people aren’t too mechanical, and they just slap a GM 1-wire alternator on.

I just like to mess around with old tech, just to learn how they really work. Alternators replaced Generators fairly quickly, and for good reasons. But they can be made to work just fine. But they need maintenance and adjustment, servicing.

If you read the automotive repair boards, it’s a wonder how all those millions got across fucking town even once, with carburetors, generators, drum brakes, points & condenser ignition .. Impossible, clearly.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 11:35 PM (ds7a/)

Yeah, thats one area where new tech is great. Mechanical voltage regular on a car? Kiss my ass with that shit, give me solid state. Old harleys up to 1969 used generators, points, and mechanical voltage regulators. They actually work fine, although they do make the parts to update them. The generators with a solid state regulator are pretty much problem free. The electronic ignitions are great, although guys will carry the original point plate just in case.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 11:48 PM (snZF9)

246 I on the other hand have the common decency to use black foam pipe insulation. lol
Posted by: Berserker

Oh, but the colors can coordinate with the chair pads!

I'll have you know, that I found some gorgeous *turquoise* color pool noodles at the dollar.. uh, buck-and-a-quarter.. um, dollar-and-a-half(!) store just the other day. And lovely blue & green, patterned "duct" tape at wally world.

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:47 PM (rdVOm)

I'm a harley dude and metal guitar player. In my world black *IS* color coordinated. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 11:53 PM (snZF9)

247 I'm a harley dude and metal guitar player. In my world black *IS* color coordinated. lol
Posted by: Berserker

Black gets hot in the sun. Besides, why would you want to cover up the CHROME chair frames?

You *do* have chrome chair frames, right?

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)

248 On the USS America my electrical repair shop got sent $35000 worth of ejection seat brackets.
It wasn't easy returning them either.
Mid 1980's....

Posted by: torabora at May 14, 2026 11:55 PM (acu8T)

249 Black gets hot in the sun. Besides, why would you want to cover up the CHROME chair frames?

You *do* have chrome chair frames, right?

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)

Mine are red to match my car. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 11:57 PM (snZF9)

250 I'll have you know, that I found some gorgeous *turquoise* color pool noodles at the dollar.. uh, buck-and-a-quarter.. um, dollar-and-a-half(!) store just the other day. And lovely blue & green, patterned "duct" tape at wally world.

Posted by: JQ
......

Do they have colored Flex Tape for patching the above ground pool?

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2026 11:58 PM (oq9dX)

251

Among the many things my family calls me, lol, I'm called the duct tape queen.

Lots of stuff can be fixed with duct tape.

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 12:02 AM (3ek7K)

252 Mine are red to match my car. lol
Posted by: Berserker

Ah. Well, it's settled then. I tip my hat to you...

Can't argue with red & black!

https://youtu.be/iLm-N6uMmpQ

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

253 Long time lurker here. My kid in California being dragged to court tomorrow on extremely short notice for the umpteenth time by narcissist over custody and medical issues with their kids. She really needs some prayers. Hope you all can help. Thanks .
Posted by: Ohio Lurker at May 14, 2026 11:00 PM (OgbKj)

I've walked that valley. Prayers for her, her kids, and you..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 15, 2026 12:04 AM (nbLIj)

254 Do they have colored Flex Tape for patching the above ground pool?
Posted by: wth

Good question! I don't know. They do make "clear."

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:05 AM (rdVOm)

255 >>>Lots of stuff can be fixed with duct tape.

Posted by: four seasons

>Everything can be fixed with 90mph gorilla tape. They've perfected it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 12:05 AM (D1E+2)

256 Evenin, again, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 12:05 AM (77rzZ)

257
Gorilla tape is awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 12:06 AM (3ek7K)

258 I still use Day-Timer daily planners, just like I did back in the 90s. I also write my notes in italic calligraphy, which I have been using since college back in the seventies. Best results obtained with flat nibbed fountain pens. I have multiples with a choice of nib widths. Fine nibs work best for everyday use. You can even get decent results with roller ball pens, although you lose the thicks and thins. You need a ballpoint to make carbon copies which some of my check require. I am an anachronism, I fear.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 12:07 AM (ZVgZ4)

259 Lots of stuff can be fixed with duct tape.

Posted by: four seasons

Hahaha, so true!

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:07 AM (rdVOm)

260 Gorilla tape is the shit!

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:07 AM (rdVOm)

261 "the act of writing by hand does something to our brains that typing simply cannot replicate"

Skip if you remember me saying this before.

Years ago during the depth of winter, the power was not steady and the battery back-up was dead. Since I couldn't use the computer in those conditions, I took a shirt-pocket size blank book and started doing some initial sketches for a story I'd had in the back of my mind for a long time. I was thinking of, ultimately, a graphic novel (comic) format.

Years previously I'd outlined some plot, but it just didn't work, so I stuck it in the file cabinet and the back burner of my brain.

That winter, the opening of the story began as sketches in that little notebook. Shortly, though, my mind started feeding me story faster than I could illustrate. I went to handwriting text and to my surprise I filled several legal pads. What I published online was very much that first draft (including the introductory sketches).

I could tell the big difference between typing and handwriting as far as creativity. Different parts of the mind.

Alas, my hands no longer hold a pen well, so, other stories are trapped inside.

Invulnerable
https://bit.ly/invul

Posted by: mindful webworker - a kid had a strange power at May 15, 2026 12:08 AM (tcCok)

262 Everything can be fixed with 90mph gorilla tape. They've perfected it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 12:05 AM (D1E+2)

Thats some bad ass shit. Works great.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 12:13 AM (snZF9)

263 Pool noodles, cut to size and split open, make great headrests +/or armrests on metal-tube framed lawn chairs. No more seared flesh in sunny areas!

Oh. Is my redneck showing? Hahaha.

Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 11:32 PM (rdVOm)

I use them for that purpose when I rent a boat for a day of lake fishing..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 15, 2026 12:14 AM (nbLIj)

264 Everything can be fixed with 90mph gorilla tape. They've perfected it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 12:05 AM (D1E+2)

I don't recommend it for flyaway hair.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2026 12:15 AM (qx7Zg)

265
Lol Hour

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 12:16 AM (3ek7K)

266 One of the young guys at work, had this POS car... his buddies on weekend shift were giving him a hard time about it, and so they all decided to give that car a *makeover* LOL, oh, it was hilarious:

They fabricated tail fins, side-scoops and a hood scoop out of cardboard from work, applied them with duct tape, and gave it all a rattle-can paint job.

From a (long!) distance, looked not too bad.

Up close-- laughter unto TEARS!

It was total "riceboi" but without the fancy pinstripes. (Unless they added some later?)

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)

267
JQ,

I bet they had a blast doing that.

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 12:19 AM (3ek7K)

268
Many here at AOSHQ are definitely fond of old school stuff and ways. I personally feel like I employ a good blend of new tech vs older methods. Where do you fall on this spectrum?


Posted by: Darrell Harris

================

I've been writing lately and using a pen and paper. Sick of burning my eyes out in front of a monitor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2026 12:20 AM (XJ22o)

269 Many here at AOSHQ are definitely fond of old school stuff and ways. I personally feel like I employ a good blend of new tech vs older methods. Where do you fall on this spectrum?


Posted by: Darrell Harris

================

I've been writing lately and using a pen and paper. Sick of burning my eyes out in front of a monitor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I've been living in a stump, clothed in ferns and eating nothing but raw squirrels. I've never felt more alive.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 15, 2026 12:23 AM (UoKXn)

270 I bet they had a blast doing that.
Posted by: four seasons

I'm sure of it! I was getting some OT on weekend shift & they were all so excited to see him drive the "project" to work one day. 20-somethings, dudes... such energy!

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm)

271 Posted by: Estelle Costanza at May 14, 2026 10:28 PM (RIvkX)
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Nice

Posted by: 496 at May 15, 2026 12:33 AM (G/LYz)

272 Evening, Doof and ONT Horde. Made it to Limon, CO tonight. All is well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 12:34 AM (jNLDj)

273
AOP,

Good to know.

Hope you sleep well.

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 12:37 AM (3ek7K)

274 Everything can be fixed with 90mph gorilla tape. They've perfected it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
--------

I used to know a very good handyman, long passed now, who said that he could fix anything except the crack in your ass or a broken heart.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

275
Lol Mike

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 12:38 AM (3ek7K)

276 Guess? Electrical.
---

Yeah, pretty sure about that. Best luck, I've been running it without the hood since I bashed it into the truck. Hopefully, debris knocked a wire loose. - best case scenario.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:39 AM (PHjsi)

277 On the good side, the engine's running cooler without the hood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:40 AM (PHjsi)

278 116 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

- - - - - - - -

Fully charged Dust Buster. Animals HATE the sound of a vacuum cleaner. The air being sucked in generates sound frequencies they can't stand (and that we can't hear.) A leaf blower, otoh, just blows air loudly, it doesn't produce the vacuum noise effect...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at May 15, 2026 12:41 AM (BlDQE)

279 >Everything can be fixed with 90mph gorilla tape. They've perfected it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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and thin gauge bailing wire

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:42 AM (PHjsi)

280 Nic update -- (re-watching the "Boston Legal" TV series -- and officially declared sufferer of IED (Intermittent Explosive Disorder).

Posted by: ShainS -- Sufferer of IED (Intermittent Explosive Disorder) at May 15, 2026 12:43 AM (7QH/s)

281 The Only Bear Defense Still Legal in California Nat’l Parks: Horns, Bells and Harsh Language.

- - - - - - - -

Fully charged Dust Buster. Animals HATE the sound of a vacuum cleaner. The air being sucked in generates sound frequencies they can't stand (and that we can't hear.) A leaf blower, otoh, just blows air loudly, it doesn't produce the vacuum noise effect...
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at May 15, 2026 12:41 AM (BlDQE)

Best bear defense? A crippled hiking partner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 12:43 AM (jNLDj)

282 Hi folks. Watching more videos from Vinegar Syndrome. Surprisingly, both are actually pretty good. I know, I know I was stunned myself.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 15, 2026 12:44 AM (CHHv1)

283 I've been running it without the hood since I bashed it into the truck. Hopefully, debris knocked a wire loose. - best case scenario.

Posted by: Braenyard

Oh, wow... glad it's running cooler. Yeah, plastic connectors get brittle over time & 'bashing' it might've skinned/pulled on a wire or several? Again: good luck!

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:45 AM (rdVOm)

284 One of the young guys at work, had this POS car... his buddies on weekend shift were giving him a hard time about it, and so they all decided to give that car a *makeover* LOL, oh, it was hilarious:

They fabricated tail fins, side-scoops and a hood scoop out of cardboard from work, applied them with duct tape, and gave it all a rattle-can paint job.

From a (long!) distance, looked not too bad.

Up close-- laughter unto TEARS!

It was total "riceboi" but without the fancy pinstripes. (Unless they added some later?)

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)

We did that to a friend who had a 1962 Imperial sitting in his driveway. We decked it out to look like a tug boat. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 12:48 AM (snZF9)

285 I am enjoying a Modelo Chelada Especial, bought from the gas station next door to the motel.

Pretty uneventful trip. Sunshine, warm and windy. Saw a sign that we thought said I-25 closed from Buffalo to Casper (turns out only to light campers) so we took a side road. Delightful drive, only hitch was we had to stop for a few minutes as a huge herd of sheep was driven past us. Saw many antelope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 12:48 AM (jNLDj)

286 Best bear defense? A crippled hiking partner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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For that reason, a Raven .25 is often quoted as a bear defence, if hiking with a partner. Go for the knee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 12:51 AM (XeU6L)

287 Xi-Trump Summit is making IRGC nervous, Xi saying that the Strait of Hormuz should be open is being read in Tehran as great betrayal, see here:

IRGC throwing digs at China: “Those who betray in secret will be exposed.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:56 AM (PHjsi)

288 We did that to a friend who had a 1962 Imperial sitting in his driveway. We decked it out to look like a tug boat. lol
Posted by: Berserker

Hahaha! Yep, it was a boat alright...

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)

289 For that reason, a Raven .25 is often quoted as a bear defence, if hiking with a partner. Go for the knee.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 12:51 AM (XeU6L)

Neighbor lady in AJ has a Jennings .25, much the same thing. But the chrome plating is pretty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 12:58 AM (jNLDj)

290 David Byrne turned 74 today (still the 14th here on the West Coast). He is many things, but for my purpose here he is principal songwriter, lead vocalist, and guitarist of Talking Heads. "Road To Nowhere", a swinging ditty off their sixth studio album Little Creatures, has the distinction of making #12 on Rick Beato's list of top vocal intros. If you haven't heard it before, but you like their other songs that you heard on the radio, then you'll like this too:

Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/LQiOA7euaYA

Rick Beato - Top 20 Greatest Vocal Intros Of All Time
https://youtu.be/olJhaLrLEqI

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 12:59 AM (Sy6m/)

291 "He’s One of a Dying Breed in Congress. America Needs Him Now More Than Ever."

If you had Tom Massie and the New York Times on your bingo card, well done.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 15, 2026 12:59 AM (UoKXn)

292 IRGC throwing digs at China: “Those who betray in secret will be exposed.”

I think it's funny that muzz will lie and lie, but get oh so offended if it happens to them.

Boohoohoo...

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 01:00 AM (rdVOm)

293 If you had Tom Massie and the New York Times on your bingo card, well done.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 15, 2026 12:59 AM (UoKXn)

He should endorse the toilet from Married, With Children. Then you could buy a Massie-Ferguson toilet. An implement to be reckoned with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:01 AM (jNLDj)

294 We did that to a friend who had a 1962 Imperial sitting in his driveway. We decked it out to look like a tug boat. lol
Posted by: Berserker

Hahaha! Yep, it was a boat alright...

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)

It was funny. We hung old tires along the side, we made registration numbers with electrical tape. We made a semi enclosed bridge with cardboard on the roof and stuck lawn in it. We even made an anchor from tin foil. He was less than amused. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 01:02 AM (snZF9)

295 lawn chair, not lawn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 01:03 AM (snZF9)

296 Nuclear Buildout Accelerates With Goldman Now Including SMRs Into Forecast
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Ready Kilowatt is getting antsy. Contractors building neighborhoods with their own electrical system - that doesn't fail and doesn't increase the price when the weather turns rough - will put Big Energy on its heels.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:04 AM (PHjsi)

297 It was funny. We hung old tires along the side, we made registration numbers with electrical tape. We made a semi enclosed bridge with cardboard on the roof and stuck lawn in it. We even made an anchor from tin foil. He was less than amused. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 01:02 AM (snZF9)

It's not a classic tug boat if it doesn't have a woven rope fender on the bow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:04 AM (jNLDj)

298 I forgot the (1985) for the year that Little Creatures launched in. Funny thing, it hardly matters. As Rick Beato has noted, a song from forty years ago will become a meta in Tik Tok videos and tweens will know at least the first 60 seconds of it, then it will push up the Spotify rankings and they'll know the whole thing. Next thing he knows, his kids will sing along in the car.

Posted by: SciVo at May 15, 2026 01:07 AM (Sy6m/)

299 The Studebaker Daytona convertible has been running great. Never missed a beat. Definitely gets better gas mileage at 55 than 75, though. It will go faster, 289 cubes with a four barrel carb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:08 AM (jNLDj)

300 Talking Heads was not rock and roll to me. If In had to hole that pigeon, it would be "new wave". Some catchy tunes, clever lyrics, but they just do not rock out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:10 AM (jNLDj)

301 Rick Beato - Top 20 Greatest Vocal Intros Of All Time
https://youtu.be/olJhaLrLEqI

And he doesn't do "Renegade" by Styx???

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2HJore6jYE

Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 15, 2026 01:14 AM (W5mpo)

302 So, it looks like about 6.5 hours road trip time from here to Amarillo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:14 AM (jNLDj)

303 75 mph those secondaries are open and hongry.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:15 AM (PHjsi)

304 If you live in or near Southern California, you may know the Original Tommy's Chiliburgers. I was introduced to it in 1979, when there were still just three locations. A very simple menu, they didn't even have fries back then. Today, there are a few dozen in the SW US and tomorrow May 15th is the 80th Anniversary of Tommy's. So they're having 80 cent chiliburgers from noon until 8 PM. Three per order limit and while supplies last per location.

I intend to be there a little before noon and go back a about three hours later for more if supplies have lasted.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 15, 2026 01:19 AM (/0z9K)

305 >>>I've been living in a stump, clothed in ferns and eating nothing but raw squirrels. I've never felt more alive.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions

>You're good if you scrub your underpants on a river rock twice a week. Splash river water on your face and rub your teeth with a finger. The cave women will be kicking down the buffalo skin door.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 01:20 AM (D1E+2)

306 75 mph those secondaries are open and hongry.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:15 AM (PHjsi)

Yep. Have never pushed this car to top speed. Engine was overhauled 1980-something. It does not burn any oil, and leaks only a tiny amount. Car came to me in fine shape, so I want to preserve it. This exact car, in fact. 20 year old pic, from before I owned it, but it still looks like this:

https://tinyurl.com/3nsz5k5x

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:22 AM (jNLDj)

307 291 "He’s One of a Dying Breed in Congress. America Needs Him Now More Than Ever."

If you had Tom Massie and the New York Times on your bingo card, well done.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram



The Babylon Bee can't parody the NYT's like the NYT's can.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 15, 2026 01:22 AM (f87vz)

308 >>>you may know the Original Tommy's Chiliburgers

>They were awesome. Don't know if they are still around.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 01:23 AM (D1E+2)

309 So, it looks like about 6.5 hours road trip time from here to Amarillo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You should be there by morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:24 AM (XeU6L)

310 Another Rat exposed:

The National Institutes of Health removed UNC virologist, Ralph Baric, from all his NIH grants. And UNC put Baric on administrative leave.

This all took place last year,...exposed it all in...investigation that delved into Baric’s career, his past lobbying efforts of the federal government to keep taxpayer money pouring into his UNC lab, and Baric’s manipulations of public opinion to shut down speculation that the pandemic started because of the dangerous virus research that he pioneered in collaboration with Shi Zhengli at the Wuhan Institute of Virology

https://tinyurl.com/48y282pu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:26 AM (PHjsi)

311
Got off on a tangent watching some videos about the Skylab repair, such as this quite long one, but well worth it if you have the time:

https://is.gd/jIWBmx

They're speaking with Charles Lewis, one of the engineers on that. At one point, one of them says "Now, you didn't have any images to see what the damage was, you only had sensor/telemetry data".

Lewis said, "We did have an image. It was very faint, but we did have one and enough said about that."

I assume that means they had some classified spy satellite or other "national technical means" images taken for them. It's nice to know the spooks will give NASA a hand when needed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 01:26 AM (w6EFb)

312 309 So, it looks like about 6.5 hours road trip time from here to Amarillo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You should be there by morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:24 AM (XeU6L)


. . . but I don't think he's coming up from San Antone'

Posted by: George Strait at May 15, 2026 01:26 AM (X5Jzz)

313 #300

Yet they already had some of their big hits before New Wave became a thing, the Mods to Punk's rockers. Similarly, Blondie had a number of hits before they became considered New Wave. Then there's Sparks, the brothers Ron and Russell Mael (which in turn inspired inter-dimensional mercenaries Ron and Russell Post in Matt Howarth's 'Those Annoying Post Brothers' and related comics) who first started performing under the name Half-Nelson in 1968! They had a big jump in US popularity during the New Wave era but much older than most trying to make a name for themselves then.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 15, 2026 01:26 AM (/0z9K)

314 You should be there by morning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:24 AM (XeU6L)



Hah! Get the reference, but the old eyelids are too heavy to drive all night. I am in a cozy motel, and am about 5 minutes away from lights out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:26 AM (jNLDj)

315 Beat me to it, Mike.

Hello Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2026 01:28 AM (0nHVk)

316
I was reading something about Baric a while back. He should be in jail with the key thrown away at the least. Some were trying to get the NC legislature to do some hearings and investigate and maybe strip him of his funding and punish UNC and all that.

They chickened out and wouldn't touch it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 01:28 AM (w6EFb)

317 Hello Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2026 01:28 AM (0nHVk)

(((Debby)))

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:29 AM (jNLDj)

318 Beat me to it, Mike.

Hello Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Someone had to do it. Should have nic'd Geo. Strait

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:29 AM (XeU6L)

319 Someone had to do it. Should have nic'd Geo. Strait
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:29 AM (XeU6L)

Well, I'm not broke down south of Dallas, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:31 AM (jNLDj)

320 Talking Heads was not rock and roll to me. If In had to hole that pigeon, it would be "new wave". Some catchy tunes, clever lyrics, but they just do not rock out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:10 AM (jNLDj)

New wave sounds about right, or in their case weird wave.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 01:34 AM (snZF9)

321 Well, time to hit the sack. We drove from Billings, MT to Limon, CO. That's a fair jag for one day.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:35 AM (jNLDj)

322 319 Someone had to do it. Should have nic'd Geo. Strait
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:29 AM (XeU6L)

Well, I'm not broke down south of Dallas, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2026 01:31 AM (jNLDj)

But where will you be when that sun is high in that Texas sky?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 15, 2026 01:35 AM (QGaXH)

323 >>>You should be there by morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:24 AM (XeU6L)

. . . but I don't think he's coming up from San Antone'

Posted by: George Strait

>I know a guy who loves to karaoke that song. Total fag. Can't sing. Sometimes it's hard to be tolerant.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 01:36 AM (D1E+2)

324 Miss a few days around here and you lose out.

Why is AOP on the road? On the lam?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 15, 2026 01:36 AM (QGaXH)

325 Studebaker Daytona convertible
****

You have a Daytona and a Lark?! Isn't it a rule that if you have more than three Studebakers then you have to open a car museum?

Posted by: clarence at May 15, 2026 01:37 AM (cSctv)

326 Got off on a tangent watching some videos about the Skylab repair, such as this quite long one, but well worth it if you have the time:

https://is.gd/jIWBmx


Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 01:26 AM (w6EFb)

I was looking at space stuff on you tube and this popped into my side bar. This was pretty frigging interesting. Kinda goes along with the ancient civilizations stuff we were talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQRjst2vNGo

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 01:37 AM (snZF9)

327 Of course its hard to verify, but it was kinda cool.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 01:40 AM (snZF9)

328 325 Studebaker Daytona convertible
****

You have a Daytona and a Lark?! Isn't it a rule that if you have more than three Studebakers then you have to open a car museum?
Posted by: clarence at May 15, 2026 01:37 AM (cSctv)

Not in Canada....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 15, 2026 01:40 AM (QGaXH)

329 Cloobeck, founder of Diamond Resorts - who until recently was a major financial supporter of former Rep. Eric Swalwell’s (D)..., was booked into custody in West Hollywood [arrested Tuesday in Los Angeles on suspicion of felony charges of attempting to prevent or dissuade a victim or witness from testifying ], according to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department records. He was later released on $300,000 bail.

Cloobeck has the same tastes as Bezos. His bride to be, Adva Lavie.

https://tinyurl.com/r96e96ce

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:40 AM (PHjsi)

330 Marathon driving sessions are one of the things I really miss after reaching my current age. A friend is getting married at Glacier Point in Yosemite on June 30 but I'm not sure if I can make it between the lengthy drive and the recovery needed in a costly hotel room.

Compare that to 25 years ago, when my then employer had me take a rented cargo van up to San Francisco (the company offices were across the street from the rental place in Pasadena) to pick up four internet kiosks for an event. Each in its case was the size of a typical adult coffin. I set out from my place about 3 AM, got into SF around 8 AM, met the folks from the kiosk company and went to lunch with them, then found myself in San Francisco in early afternoon with nothing to do. I'd already covered the touristy stuff long ago. Couldn't think of anybody to call who wouldn't be working on a weekday, and didn't want to do any spending that wasn't covered by the company. So I headed home. I was back by early evening and called my boss to let him know. He was very surprised, as he expected I'd get a room for the night.

Such a round trip same day didn't faze me back then.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 15, 2026 01:40 AM (/0z9K)

331
They chickened out and wouldn't touch it.
Posted by: publius

==============

Maddening. What are legislatures and investigative bodies for?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2026 01:42 AM (XJ22o)

332 They chickened out and wouldn't touch it.
Posted by: publius

==============

Maddening. What are legislatures and investigative bodies for?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2026 01:42 AM (XJ22o)

Rubber stamping, rubber chickens, and rubber stamping rubber chickens.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 15, 2026 01:43 AM (qx7Zg)

333 >> This was pretty frigging interesting.

Thanks. I remember some of the stuff about how they knew about Uranus and Neptune. That ties in with that, what do they call it, Dogone tribe that knew about Sirius B.

The "mainstream" argues that just can't be, because no humans could've known about all that, so it just can't be possible. In the Dogone case, they argued it was 20th Century cultural contamination.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 01:45 AM (w6EFb)

334 >>>Such a round trip same day didn't faze me back then.

Posted by: Epobirs

>Now my eyes get tired and I need to take a break. Plus, nowadays you need to keep your head on a swivel for the fucking drivers going 90mph and the random wildlife.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 01:45 AM (D1E+2)

335 Dallas...Dallas? Call up Trudy, come n get me out of this jail.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJUS0cW9wjs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:48 AM (PHjsi)

336 After the last long-haul (1500 miles total) road trip with hubby 2 years ago, I've decided to give up long distance driving.

This gal knows her limitations! Don't like it, but can't change it. *sigh*

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)

337 I spent a year at USC. Tommy's was fantastic. Hungry just thinking about them.

Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 15, 2026 01:56 AM (W5mpo)

338 David Byrne always seemed like the ultimate pseudo to me. Some of their songs were good but he seemed so "arch" that it was hard to get past that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 15, 2026 01:58 AM (CHHv1)

339 >>>After the last long-haul (1500 miles total) road trip with hubby 2 years ago, I've decided to give up long distance driving.

This gal knows her limitations! Don't like it, but can't change it. *sigh*

Posted by: JQ

>The worst drivers are the ones traveling a distance less than twenty miles from one exit to the other at 90mph. Crazy fools making millions of dollars per minute.

They're saving the world.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 01:59 AM (D1E+2)

340 324 Miss a few days around here and you lose out.

Why is AOP on the road? On the lam?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 15, 2026 01:36 AM (QGaXH)

Ha! I searched thru the last few ONT's for 'Alberta' and found where AOP wrote he was going on the road to meet up with a car club doing Rte 66. Too bad he's not following it to the end.

Hope he gets his kicks.....

Good night everybody....don't forget to tip your waitress....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 15, 2026 02:00 AM (QGaXH)

341 Night AOP.

I have been reading upthread, JQ and Bers those car conversions made me laugh out loud.

Braenyard, that article about Ralph Baric set my teeth on edge. Richard Burr smells to high heaven too.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2026 02:03 AM (0nHVk)

342 Such a round trip same day didn't faze me back then.
Posted by: Epobirs


Back then is in the rear view mirror & getting further back by the day.

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at May 15, 2026 02:06 AM (3ZUWJ)

343 *pours nightcap for Debby*

Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)

344 Life seemed simpler when I was ten.

https://youtu.be/7gtXFVYKDjQ

G'nite, troops.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - getting to be 100 should be easier at May 15, 2026 02:12 AM (tcCok)

345 English likes to stick to rules until it doesn’t.

Argentina = Argentinian
Brazil = Brazilian
Mexico = Mexican

Then you get stuff like:
Spain = Spaniard
France = French
Switzerland = Swiss

But it does it extend to aliens:

Ballchin = Ballchinian

You just have to remember the odd demonyms and deal with it, you cute little Chinian.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 15, 2026 02:15 AM (6ydKt)

346 Thanks JQ, cheers! I wish I could do a long road trip but probably not by myself anymore, definitely need to get my vision cleared up soon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2026 02:16 AM (0nHVk)

347 346 Thanks JQ, cheers! I wish I could do a long road trip but probably not by myself anymore, definitely need to get my vision cleared up soon.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2026 02:16 AM (0nHVk)

Ah, lovey, seeing the other motorists. Where's the adventure in that?

Posted by: Mr. Magoo at May 15, 2026 02:25 AM (XgKR7)

348
Bers, you got me looking at exoplanets in Lyra.

Look up Kepler-442b. 1200 ly away. K5V star. Super earth, 2.36 earth masses, 1.34 earth radii. Semimajor axis 0.41 au, period 112.3 days. Eq temp -41F.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 02:28 AM (w6EFb)

349 I don't mind driving during daytime, on familiar roads. Worst part of that long trip, was long stretches of interstate highways with numerous big rigs. Passing each other repeatedly-- blocking my view of road signs on either side, boxing us in. And then it got dark out...

I didn't want to get a hotel, as hubby was already beginning to get "unpredictable" and very cranky. It was bad enough that he needed me to stop for every rest area he saw, and then wanted to eat about every hour or two! The snacks I brought just weren't satisfying enough. (although it was our usual road-food fare from earlier days.)

Those freaking digital speed-limit signs on I-80! And the continuous line of semis... At least the line of oncoming headlights helped me determine the road layout in the middle of deep, dark nowhere!

Just a few days with friends, and then had to turn around and do it all again. At least the end of that trip was in familiar territory, even though late at night.

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

350 338 David Byrne always seemed like the ultimate pseudo to me. Some of their songs were good but he seemed so "arch" that it was hard to get past that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 15, 2026 01:58 AM (CHHv1)

You should read some of the interviews with Tina Weymouth. She explains his bizarre self pretty clearly. Particularly after she birthed her son. Dude wasn't acting. He was just plain odd.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2026 02:34 AM (DwqWV)

351 The Sumerian Tablet That Lists Every Star With Life — And Marks the One That Contacts Earth
youtube.com/watch?v=vQRjst2vNGo
--

Well, that's a bedtime story.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 02:37 AM (U9zWQ)

352
Maddening. What are legislatures and investigative bodies for?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2026 01:42 AM (XJ22o)

Rubber stamping, rubber chickens, and rubber stamping rubber chickens.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

=================

Think I'll steal that.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 02:37 AM (XJ22o)

353 I am wishing you sweet dreams, Horde, I stayed up way too late last night.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2026 02:41 AM (0nHVk)

354 'Night, Debby.

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 02:45 AM (rdVOm)

355 Look up Kepler-442b. 1200 ly away. K5V star. Super earth, 2.36 earth masses, 1.34 earth radii. Semimajor axis 0.41 au, period 112.3 days. Eq temp -41F.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 02:28 AM (w6EFb)

People from that planet would be very strong. They probably could leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 02:45 AM (AnnNE)

356 Buddy, who loves the road, started picking alternate routes that exclude Interstates. Time wise you don't lose that much and sometimes it's faster.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 02:46 AM (U9zWQ)

357 Buddy, who loves the road, started picking alternate routes that exclude Interstates. Time wise you don't lose that much and sometimes it's faster.
Posted by: Braenyard

Would love to have done that! We had to cross mountains, though. Limited number of road choices, and some of the "back roads" quite iffy.

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 02:54 AM (rdVOm)

358 #356

That's the set up for a horror movie.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 15, 2026 02:55 AM (/0z9K)

359 Backroads. Late night. No streetlights.

"Wanna see something *really* scary?"

AAAUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2026 02:57 AM (rdVOm)

360 In 2008, David Byrne begged the recipients of his mailing list to vote for Obama because he, as a non-citizen, could not. This was a middle-aged man who had lived in the US since the age of 8.

He has since become a citizen, probably after the sheer volume of people pointing out the problem.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 15, 2026 02:58 AM (/0z9K)

361 Disgraced former FBI Director James Comey claims that the FBI is "under seige" and admits that he is still having active conversations with personnel within the FBI.

Kasie Hunt: "Do you still talk to employees at the FBI regularly?"

Comey: "I do... They're under siege."

Why is an indicted man still in contact with the very same people who could be tasked with investigating him?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 03:10 AM (U9zWQ)

362 Surface gravity would be about 1.3g.

Now if you want to read an interesting but quite complex topic, look up the habitability considerations for G vs K vs M stars. K stars are much longer lived than G. But there are other considerations.

K stars may be the best overall, but some think G is the best. M, red dwarfs are bad because of the violent flares. Planets would have to be very close and those periodic flares would be a killer.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at May 15, 2026 03:11 AM (w6EFb)

363 I was once driving from Los Angeles to Palo Alto with Jerry Pournelle for a seminar on the Millicent micropayment system DEC was trying to promote. In the 60s, after he'd moved to L.A. but was still working for Boeing part-time, he'd commute up to WA by motorcycle. The I-5 didn't go through as easily then as it would in more recent decades, and he took a lot of exploratory side trips. Some of the locations ended up in stories, like the climax of 'Red Dragon'. Jerry showed me a lot of these places on that trip rather than just taking the straight shot up the 5 over the mountains.

Shame that Millicent was strangled in its crib by the major credit card companies. A lot of how things have worked online and how revenue was derived would possibly be very different today if there were a convenient way to transfer truly micro amounts of value to sites like this. A million pennies isn't a trivial amount of money.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 15, 2026 03:12 AM (/0z9K)

364 2h - President Trump with President Xi in Zhongnanhai:

"I want to thank you very much. This has been an incredible visit. I think a lot of good has come of it.

We've made some fantastic trade deals, great for both countries. He's a man I respect greatly. He's become really a fan.

We've known each other now 11 years, almost 12 years, it's a long time. And we've settled a lot of different problems that other people wouldn't have been able to settle. And the relationship is a very strong one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 03:23 AM (U9zWQ)

365 >>>Comey: "I do... They're under siege."

Why is an indicted man still in contact with the very same people who could be tasked with investigating him?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

>Why would a man who took an oath for this country, a law man, talk about siege? This is your conspiracy, right here. Comey needs to be sentenced for his crimes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 03:24 AM (D1E+2)

366 We've really done some wonderful things, I believe. We did discuss Iran. We feel very similar in Iran.

We want that to end. We don't want them to have a nuclear weapon. We want the straits open...
---

Lay siege on China without laying siege and with much respect we play 'let's make a deal'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 03:25 AM (U9zWQ)

367 ...And President Xi is going to be coming to the United States. And we will be reciprocal, like reciprocal trade. The visit will be reciprocal.

We're going to lay it on the line and we're going to have – you're going to walk away hopefully very impressed, like I'm very impressed with China.

And I just want to end by saying thank you very much. It's been really a great couple of days. Thank you very much."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 03:35 AM (U9zWQ)

368 U.S. officials are taking steps to indict Raúl Castro, ... in connection with the downing of planes 30 years ago, CBS News reports

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 03:38 AM (U9zWQ)

369 Why did I crawl.back into bed?
Its time to get up

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 03:44 AM (Ia/+0)

370 Young lady explaining the confusion of English is right

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 03:53 AM (Ia/+0)

371 >Why would a man who took an oath for this country, a law man, talk about siege? This is your conspiracy, right here. Comey needs to be sentenced for his crimes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
+++
Why would a man like Mayorkas take an oath to protect our borders and then do everything he could to let in as many illegals as possible? And why is he a free man instead of sitting in a prison cell somewhere?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 15, 2026 04:16 AM (hxQxn)

372 Obviously no Leftist believes what they say

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 04:18 AM (Ia/+0)

373 This headline from "I own the world" gave me a rather dark laugh. Let's give NO more money to Ukraine, though:

https://iotwreport.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 04:25 AM (ix8EF)

374 pixy is here.

Posted by: clarence at May 15, 2026 04:31 AM (cSctv)

Undercover Elephant Cafe

tokyostreetsignage.jpg
In Tokyo, the cyberpunk future arrived in 1981
by hiro tanaka

Here's another one.

The power of nature -- man is catapulted through the air after the roof he is trying to hold down is ripped off by powerful winds. In fairness, Crom laughs at your four winds.

Horse is a cuddle bug.

Supposedly, this is what schizophrenic hallucinations look and sound like. JackStraw, is this what you see when you "toke" the marijuana plant?

A beaver rubbing itself.

Capybaras feel at easy in every situation.

If you live with a cat, congratulations, you live with a celebrity.

You know that odd bird call you always hear in movies set in the jungle? Apparently it's been a Kookaburra all along. But it's an Australian/New Guinean bird so I don't know what it's doing in every South American, Asian, and African jungle. Thanks for ruining jungle movies for me, Facts. And jungle movies are the best movies.

Steve Inman:

Street justice. The first clip I linked a month or so back, featuring a bunch of girls in cocktail dresses pulling hair and kicking each other. One girl gets her top pulled down and another girl seems to be wearing a thong or no underwear at all. The last one is great -- some "prankster" punches random people and videotapes it to see their reaction. The reaction is a knockout punch.

Some lone idiots decide to pick a fights with entire road construction crews. It doesn't work out for them.

Community justice.

Classic FAFO: Giving the kangaroo molesting your dog a little chin music.


Nursing a paralyzed dog back to health:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:38 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

2 That picture of Tokyo makes me anxious. I kinda think I'd like to visit Tokyo, but I'm not sure I could manage more than a couple of days before overstimulation wins.

I'd need to go to the Swiss mountains right afterward to detox.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 14, 2026 07:42 PM (zYpTz)

3 Good evening, skip. I hope you are well.

I bugged out of work a little early and just got home. Beautiful out here o the beach. 62, partly sunny and windy.

I wish the pollen counts would go down though. Everyone has a runny nose and stuffed ears and is sneezing. Even the dogs and cats.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 07:43 PM (A5RD0)

4 I love fog, as long as I'm not driving in it.
There's something profoundly mystical about it.

Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 07:44 PM (gtcuf)

5 Undercover elephant?

Must be a rather large cover.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 14, 2026 07:45 PM (lSIaC)

6 willow
142 Buy cheap computer fan (Amazon $2) and mate it to one of the million transformers you have. Make a little box for the fan and place it in an appropriate position to cool the laptop. Even if you have a brand new one it will extend its life.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 07:45 PM (nzPxx)

7 That schizophrenic hallucinations really what some people see?

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.


Must work great, I've never noticed an elephant in a cherry tree

Posted by: tankdemon at May 14, 2026 07:46 PM (lSIaC)

9 That schizophrenia simulator is pretty disturbing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2026 07:46 PM (gnNyN)

10 Barely 60 today, better 60s tomorrow and Summer arrives finally Saturday

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

11 Caw caw TV

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at May 14, 2026 07:48 PM (nVdR7)

12 I am having a whole bunch of problems getting any sound and/or pictures with X. It says "media could not be played." I think they want folks to sign up. Nope; it's not happening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:48 PM (dSKRp)

13 I often have to refresh the page to get Twitter stuff to play

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2026 07:50 PM (8jVAy)

14 I love fog. When I was a boy scout (Dad was the scout master), our troop drove up to the top of Rattlesnake Mountain to gather firewood. It was cool and foggy. We had cubed roast beef and taters, wrapped in foil and thrun* in the fire. One of the best meals I ever ate.

*thrun is a word my Dad's best friend used instead of thrown. An homage to my dear departed Pop.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 07:51 PM (0aYVJ)

15 kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
eating all the gum drops he can see

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2026 07:51 PM (3uBP9)

16 Fen was saying that yesterday or day before, not getting sound on X clips. Know my YouTube plays fine

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

17 Supposedly, this is what schizophrenic hallucinations look and sound like.

>>> I will ask my resident expert when he gets home.

Posted by: pookysgirl has to live with the aftermath at May 14, 2026 07:51 PM (Wt5PA)

18 Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2026 07:50 PM (8jVAy)

That doesn't seem to work either, but thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:51 PM (dSKRp)

19 You know that odd bird call you always hear in movies set in the jungle? Apparently it's been a Kookaburra all along.
———-

I still want to know what “instrument” they use in old Western movie soundtracks. It’s intended to sound like boot spurs being spun, if that makes sense. But I doubt that’s what they are.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 07:52 PM (1cMxB)

20 Kudos to the guy in the last video for nursing his dog back to health.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 07:52 PM (viF8m)

21 In Tokyo, the cyberpunk future arrived in 1981
by hiro tanaka


Sure, Just look for the sign, you cannot miss it.

All I can see is the little white triangle on her heinie.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 07:55 PM (/lPRQ)

22 Cowboy wisdom: Never squat with your spurs on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

23 Supposedly, this is what schizophrenic hallucinations look and sound like.
———

That was one of the “selling points” psychologists claimed when L.S.D. first came on the scene, a way to study Schizophrenia, since the effects are very similar. Maybe, they surmised, Schizophrenia is a defect where similar compounds are produced by the brain. Strangely enough, they found that L.S.D. has almost no effect whatsoever when administered to Schizophrenics. (Your tax dollars at work again)

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 07:56 PM (1cMxB)

24 15 kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
eating all the gum drops he can see
Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2026 07:51 PM (3uBP9)

The 1960s music class songbook...which reminds me that there was a song about marching to Pretoria. Bet they don't sing that one at school anymore.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 14, 2026 07:56 PM (zYpTz)

25 >>>It’s intended to sound like boot spurs being spun, if that makes sense. But I doubt that’s what they are.

I know what you mean. It's in the Good the Bad and the Ugly. I don't know what it is. Sounds like some kind of spinning noisemaker, like a rotor inside a wheel.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2026 07:58 PM (1wjle)

26 A commenter earlier today pointed out the beneficent effect bats have in reducing mosquito populations.

Unlike penguins, who do nothing to eliminate mosquitos.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

27 South Africa had a robust scientific and industrial base at one time. They had even developed and tested thermonuclear weapons. Once the Communists took over, they got rid of those. Probably a wise move. I think the very first heart transplant Doctor was a South African. Or maybe artificial heart? Something like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:00 PM (1cMxB)

28 A beaver rubbing itself.

Grasshopper, what is the sound of one beaver tribbing?

Posted by: a Zen mastur at May 14, 2026 08:01 PM (VHUov)

29 A commenter earlier today pointed out the beneficent effect bats have in reducing mosquito populations.
——-

Eh, probably a rounding error as far as numbers are concerned.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:02 PM (1cMxB)

30 >>> Supposedly, this is what schizophrenic hallucinations look and sound like. JackStraw, is this what you see when you "toke" the marijuana plant?


Just ignore the creepy shadow people. After me,
"That motherfucker ain't real!"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 08:02 PM (/lPRQ)

31 >>A commenter earlier today pointed out the beneficent effect bats have in reducing mosquito populations.


If you live in an area where you can attract Marten or Swallows, they eat an insane number of mosquitos.

Simply building the right nesting box for them will do amazing things to the insect population around your yard.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 08:02 PM (4ljtY)

32 That last video fucked me up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 08:02 PM (zZu0s)

33 I am pretty sure I do not have schizophrenia, but that video is weirdly illustrative of my dream world. I have crazy dreams, usually very vivid. I think it's because I am a shallow sleeper.

My deep sleep period is early on; then I wake up around 0100, then doze wake, doze wake, etc., until I get up for work at 0630.

Seems to work because I never feel tired or groggy during the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 08:03 PM (0aYVJ)

34 FenelonSpoke

Not a Tech guy, but I have a similar problem. There is a solution.

The cause is your internet browser, like Safari, is not up to date. X will not play on older OSs. You can update your OS, or:

after the x in the address, type cancel. xcancell should allow it to play.

It is part of forcing people to upgrade, and I deplore it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

35
Would be willowed, but is was in FO mode, reading a book.....

How that's pronounced "Knak o tish" is beyond me.
Posted by: man



That is exactly how it is pronounced.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 14, 2026 08:04 PM (QVmho)

36 Cowboy wisdom: Never squat with your spurs on.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
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A hunker is not a squat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:04 PM (ZOv7s)

37 Capybaras feel at easy in every situation.

Grasshopper, when you meditate under the waterfall, be like the capybara.

Posted by: a Zen master at May 14, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)

38 I know what you mean. It's in the Good the Bad and the Ugly. I don't know what it is. Sounds like some kind of spinning noisemaker, like a rotor inside a wheel.
—-

That’s it! Always used to add a dramatic accompaniment or whatever. Something Bad is About To Happen. Whatever it is, I’d like to have it, and carry it with me, so I could deploy that very special audio effect at suitable times and places. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:05 PM (1cMxB)

39 "In Tokyo, the cyberpunk future arrived in 1981
by hiro tanaka
Here's another one."


Both those look Photoshopped, or AI. But I could be wrong. Which means the cyberpunk future is now, when I can't tell if anything is real or not.

Posted by: zombie at May 14, 2026 08:05 PM (Av6i5)

40 The 1960s music class songbook...which reminds me that there was a song about marching to Pretoria. Bet they don't sing that one at school anymore.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 14, 2026 07:56 PM (zYpTz)

I remember that song. Sang it in school, in Cody, Wyoming. Weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

41 if you like fog, you'll love Nova Scotia

Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 08:06 PM (gKWVE)

42 Common Tater

Heart Transplant.

The favoring of an alternate invader of South Africa, because of racism, over the Boer, has destroyed an industrial country.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

43 I only met one elephant years ago when I was young, but I'm pretty sure he knew more than I did.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 08:07 PM (D1E+2)

44 I am having a whole bunch of problems getting any sound and/or pictures with X. It says "media could not be played." I think they want folks to sign up. Nope; it's not happening.

Could be or it could legit be something to do with your particular computer or browser. Try changing x.com in the URL bar to xcancel.com.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 14, 2026 08:07 PM (vTZFs)

45 Both those look Photoshopped, or AI. But I could be wrong. Which means the cyberpunk future is now, when I can't tell if anything is real or not.

"Your memories are false; they have been planted."
- Major Motoko Kusanagi, Public Security Section 9.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 08:07 PM (2GVsD)

46 Toads are another creature that can eat bugs at astonishing rate

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)

47 Thanks very much, Salty. I will try that when I'm more alert.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 08:09 PM (IEV/x)

48 That Schizophrenia thing is like nothing I ever saw in real life.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 08:09 PM (snZF9)

49 Pretoria is famous for its Jacaranda trees. Every spring they bloom purple foliage. Really spectacular.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 08:10 PM (viF8m)

50 Anna Puma

Is anemia part of why the population is declining in Japan?

Unrealistic expectations or something?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

51 I haven't been to Tokyo in a decade. I miss it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 14, 2026 08:11 PM (T6aVk)

52 It’s an odd thing, fen, because I have had to do that for years here.

Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2026 08:11 PM (T8bqm)

53 I remember that song. Sang it in school, in Cody, Wyoming. Weird.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

It is weird. Middle American elementary school kids singing a song about the Boer War (?). I guess it was the international songs portion, though. Because now I remember Balalalaika in there, too.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 14, 2026 08:11 PM (zYpTz)

54 “The favoring of an alternate invader …. because of racism …. has destroyed an industrial country.”

Hm. Sounds strangely…. familiar somehow, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Oh well, I’m sure it’s probably nothing.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:12 PM (1cMxB)

55 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:12 PM (77rzZ)

56 49 Pretoria is famous for its Jacaranda trees. Every spring they bloom purple foliage. Really spectacular.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 08:10 PM (viF8m)

I'd love to see it. Hell, I'd love to visit the RSA. But it is such a bloody mess.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 14, 2026 08:12 PM (T6aVk)

57 > That schizophrenia simulator is pretty disturbing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
----

yeah I bailed on that almost instantly
don't want those pictures in my head

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:12 PM (ZxPkt)

58 Years ago, when our boys were still kids, we got a room at a motel in Dubois, WY, and sat on the bank of the Wind River at dusk, watching the bats flitting around eating skeeters. Just one of so many great memories.

Cherish your family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 08:12 PM (0aYVJ)

59 more like a Mescalin Simulator.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 08:14 PM (4ljtY)

60 That Schizophrenia thing is like nothing I ever saw in real life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 08:09 PM (snZF9)
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I watched it a few times. The more I watch it, the more "demonic" those shadowy figures get.

The one that looks like it's sitting in a patio chair is particularly gruesome, because it does look like *something* is occupying that chair...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2026 08:14 PM (gnNyN)

61 >>I'd love to see it. Hell, I'd love to visit the RSA. But it is such a bloody mess.

Beautiful country. But I have no desire to go back now. Place is going feral.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 08:15 PM (viF8m)

62 I shot an undercover elephant in my pajamas
duh
he was undercover

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)

63 Grasshopper, what is the sound of one beaver tribbing?
Posted by: a Zen mastur at May 14, 2026 08:01 PM


* scribbles notes *

Posted by: Primus at May 14, 2026 08:15 PM (0sNs1)

64 We sang “Marching to Pretoria” in our church daycamp back in the day.

Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

65 Land Down Under by Men at Work has the Kookaburra song on flute in the background

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at May 14, 2026 08:15 PM (V6/y0)

66 We sang Waltzing Matilda in grade school. They issued (well mom and dad bought them probably) plastic Recorders and we played (tried) to play Bach. That “one song”. You know the one.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:16 PM (1cMxB)

67 he thot he was undercover

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:16 PM (/+uur)

68 Jacarandas here this year have shown a weird pattern. Many seeming to go straight to full foliage without the blooms. Far less bloomage than normal.

Those blossoms are nasty, stain any surface worse than olives from olive trees. But very purty when they're all blooming at once, big lavender balls of color.

Typically they peak first week of June here. Not this time.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2026 08:16 PM (U/Byj)

69 re Schizophrenia - David Reich's lab is arguing that the old 1970s "bicameral mind" theory was real. It's just that the split, so to speak, happened around the early Bronze Age.
As long as our ancestors were roaming around and hunting, it didn't matter if someone heard the spirit of the bison calling to him. If you could channel your insanity to going totally primal against a bear, that was good enough for the tribe. Being a little weird about the gods of the crop didn't even matter all that much if you were in a primitive neolithic village.
It did matter if you were piloting a ship from Knossos to Sicily. Or tallying ledgers in Canaan.
hopefully this doesn't blow the margins -
dwarkesh.com/p/david-reich-2

Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 08:16 PM (gKWVE)

70 64 We sang “Marching to Pretoria” in our church daycamp back in the day.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

We did the same to but Marching to Poland

Posted by: Hilter Youth Camper at May 14, 2026 08:17 PM (/+uur)

71 They issued (well mom and dad bought them probably) plastic Recorders and we played (tried) to play Bach. That “one song”. You know the one.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:16 PM


Roll over, Beethoven?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

72 We sang “Marching to Pretoria” in our church daycamp back in the day.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)
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YMCA day camp actually sang Christian songs. We even sang "Taps" at the end of the day.

The counselors liked to sing the "C.I.T. Song" from "Meatballs."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:18 PM (ZOv7s)

73 12 I am having a whole bunch of problems getting any sound and/or pictures with X. It says "media could not be played." I think they want folks to sign up. Nope; it's not happening.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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insert the word cancel in front of the x as in xcancel,
do not disturb anything else. Press enter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 08:19 PM (nzPxx)

74 We did the same to but Marching to Poland
Posted by: Hilter Youth Camper at May 14, 2026 08:17 PM (/+uur)
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It's no "Marching Through Georgia."

Posted by: The Western Armies at May 14, 2026 08:19 PM (ZOv7s)

75 It did matter if you were piloting a ship from Knossos to Sicily. Or tallying ledgers in Canaan.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 08:16 PM


* smiles *

Posted by: zombie Ea-nasir at May 14, 2026 08:19 PM (0sNs1)

76 *pats mounted elephant*
I shot him in my pajamas
*admirer*
nice garaminals

wait what no
No its an elephant

Posted by: Hilter Youth Camper at May 14, 2026 08:20 PM (/+uur)

77 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:21 PM (/+uur)

78 Come, we that love the Lord,
And let our joys be known;
Join in a song with sweet accord,
And thus surround the throne.

We’re marching to Zion,
Beautiful, beautiful Zion;
We’re marching upward to Zion,
The beautiful city of God.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:22 PM (/+uur)

79 Remember when Trump made that joke about Pearl Harbor recently? That really caused Japan to breathe a huge sigh of relief. They no longer had to bear the shame of their war (although they really never apologized for their atrocities). Now they're thinking about amending their constitution (forced by MacArthur, and understandably so) to put forth a real professional military, not this Self Defense nonsense.

I think the return of testosterone to Japan will rapidly take care of their falling birth rate. A proud people are a productive people.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 08:22 PM (kqNni)

80 It is weird. Middle American elementary school kids singing a song about the Boer War (?). I guess it was the international songs portion, though. Because now I remember Balalalaika in there, too.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 14, 2026 08:11 PM (zYpTz)

We also sang old slave songs. I remember one:
" O Mr. Moon, moon, bright and shiny moon, won't you come from behind that tree...
My life's in danger, but I'm scared to run
there's a man behind me with a big shotgun..."

Seriously, weird. As a kid it was just another thing they made us do in school. I hated school. All of it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 08:23 PM (0aYVJ)

81 I still want to know what “instrument” they use in old Western movie soundtracks. It’s intended to sound like boot spurs being spun, if that makes sense. But I doubt that’s what they are.
Posted by: Common Tater


I'm not a big Western guy, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night play percussion in high school band, so here's a couple guesses:

A cabasa, if you just spun it rather than using it like an inside-out maraca?

https://youtu.be/weMXR0xtEXA

A vibraslap? (Yeah, I know, but that's what it's called. Run with it, Morons.)

https://youtube.com/shorts/XK98Oc-SdHw

Posted by: mikeski at May 14, 2026 08:23 PM (VHUov)

82 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 08:23 PM (Ia/+0)

83 Happy Thursday, friends!

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 08:24 PM (pZEOD)

84 I've noticed that Twitter/X is posting clips about Franco, scenes from a film I ran to ground on Youtube. It's "Mientras dure la guerra," translated as "While at War."

Apparently, it's a Spanish Civil War version of "Starship Troopers," a film meant to convey one message and ends up conveying the opposite. I can't find the whole thing streaming for free at the moment, but I'm watching for it. These things usually come around.

I'm feeling rather bullish at the moment. I think Antifa is going to make a play and get absolutely routed. The networks have been mapped, the groundwork laid, and we know that their bench is very thin. NGO money is drying up. Without that, Soros and Co. have to make direct contributions, which is problematic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:24 PM (ZOv7s)

85
It’s intended to sound like boot spurs being spun, if that makes sense. But I doubt that’s what they are.

I know what you mean. It's in the Good the Bad and the Ugly. I don't know what it is. Sounds like some kind of spinning noisemaker, like a rotor inside a wheel.
Posted by: ace


The ratchet?

https://youtu.be/rkYJh5KinOA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 08:24 PM (Cqx++)

86 Night, Skip!

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 08:24 PM (pZEOD)

87 Ea-Nasir thought he was dealing with a bumpkin. His ancestors likely knew how to snow Indo-European and Elamite bumpkins.
We know about Ea-Nasir because he tried to rook a fellow Semite.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

88 Bah. Inman vid is age restricted. Hate it when that happens. Anyway, thanks for the cafe, ace.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 14, 2026 08:25 PM (ceJ0R)

89 -- that natural selection has been dormant in our species since the agricultural revolution. --
--

Who on earth would ever think that natural selection ceased? I mean, except for the dead, their choices are limited.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 08:25 PM (nzPxx)

90 58 Years ago, when our boys were still kids, we got a room at a motel in Dubois, WY, and sat on the bank of the Wind River at dusk, watching the bats flitting around eating skeeters. Just one of so many great memories.

Cherish your family.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky


I hear you, Pug.

My boys and I were visiting friends in Marion,MT. We sat out in the yard and watched dozens of migrating hummingbirds dive bomb each other trying to get to the feeders. They were amazing. We made all kinds of commentary while watching. It was hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 08:26 PM (A5RD0)

91 I think the return of testosterone to Japan will rapidly take care of their falling birth rate. A proud people are a productive people.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 08:22 PM (kqNni)
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I've said for two decades that the rebirth of the warrior spirit will also cause the Japanese to make babies again. Women want strong men, and the Japanese are some mean hombres when they want to be.

Glad they are on our side this time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:26 PM (ZOv7s)

92 Through an extraordinary sequence of events, I forgot to buy peanut butter at the grocery &@$!!.

I did manage to buy some fancy grape jelly, in anticipation that I would not neglect to buy more peanut butter. I try never to be at Zero balance, there’s maybe enough on hand for one sandwich. (I am out in the sticks, resupply is too far to be convenient).

Other than making toast, is Grape jelly good for anything else?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:27 PM (1cMxB)

93 88 Bah. Inman vid is age restricted. Hate it when that happens. Anyway, thanks for the cafe, ace.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
---

If you've never read the work around here you don't spend much time reading other comments.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 08:27 PM (nzPxx)

94 It is weird. Middle American elementary school kids singing a song about the Boer War (?). I guess it was the international songs portion, though. Because now I remember Balalalaika in there, too.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

We also sang old slave songs. I remember one:
" O Mr. Moon, moon, bright and shiny moon, won't you come from behind that tree...
My life's in danger, but I'm scared to run
there's a man behind me with a big shotgun..."

Seriously, weird. As a kid it was just another thing they made us do in school. I hated school. All of it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


At the tiny grade school I went to, the music teacher had a "TV theme songs" songbook.

I liked singing the Greatest American Hero song.

In retrospect, it was amazingly weird that we sang the MASH theme song. Didn't think anything of it at the time; I just thought it was neat that it had lyrics 'cuz they weren't on TV.

Posted by: mikeski is now 29 and not at all painless at May 14, 2026 08:27 PM (VHUov)

95 Glad they are on our side this time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

But double the guard at Pearl Harbor, just in case.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 08:28 PM (kqNni)

96 I looked out my patio.

The dog is stalking the cat which is stalking a bird. The dog is in. Snoeflake may have a gift tomorrow. My yard sound like an aviary.

For now....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 14, 2026 08:29 PM (Sco7b)

97 Bats. There are bats in our neighborhood, at at twilight we can sit out and watch them move across the yard. There was a hole in our siding and bats got in, and that was not so good, as one got through a cold air return and into the youngest's bedroom.

Total mayhem. Middle kid (recently promoted to Staff Sergeant) took the bat with a tennis racket. I caught it in a towel, and we brought it to animal control to see if a round of shots were in order. Nope, but it was the end of the bat.

Siding and roof repairs last summer solved the problem (or so we hope).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:30 PM (ZOv7s)

98
But double the guard at Pearl Harbor, just in case.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly


We have satellites and much better radar now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 08:30 PM (Cqx++)

99 In retrospect, it was amazingly weird that we sang the MASH theme song. Didn't think anything of it at the time; I just thought it was neat that it had lyrics 'cuz they weren't on TV.
Posted by: mikeski is now 29 and not at all painless at May 14, 2026 08:27 PM (VHUov)
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I remember the moment I realized the TV show was based on a movie and the movie was...weird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:31 PM (ZOv7s)

100 If you've never read the work around here you don't spend much time reading other comments.

Not sure why you even bothered to respond. Oh, well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 14, 2026 08:31 PM (ceJ0R)

101 But double the guard at Pearl Harbor, just in case.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 08:28 PM (kqNni)
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Those sneaky krauts are up to something...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2026 08:32 PM (gnNyN)

102
*flicks invisible dust from sleeve*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:32 PM (HdYcL)

103 I still want to know what “instrument” they use in old Western movie soundtracks. It’s intended to sound like boot spurs being spun, if that makes sense. But I doubt that’s what they are.
Posted by: Common Tater

Boot spurs spinning? Really? It's supposed to be the sound of a revolver's cylinder being spun.

Posted by: The Foley Tech at May 14, 2026 08:32 PM (5QSoL)

104 Fun fact: to entrench their control, the Popular Front government created the Assault Police, paramilitaries loyal to the central government. Basically cops with rifles.

It kinda worked. When the July Rising took place, only 1/3 of them joined the rebellion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)

105 It's amazing to think that Harrison Ford played three iconic characters, Han Solo, Rick Deckard and Indian Jones.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 08:34 PM (XV/Pl)

106 >>> The 1960s music class songbook...which reminds me that there was a song about marching to Pretoria. Bet they don't sing that one at school anymore.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 14, 2026 07:56 PM (zYpTz)


It is the only song I remember from grade school. Why that song? I guess it is a little catchy. We must have sang it a lot.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2026 08:35 PM (3uBP9)

107 Thomas Bender

Not bad for an on-set carpenter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

108 102
*flicks invisible dust from sleeve*

Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:32 PM (HdYcL)

You missed a spot.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 14, 2026 08:36 PM (lSIaC)

109 It's amazing to think that Harrison Ford played three iconic characters, Han Solo, Rick Deckard and Indian Jones.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 08:34 PM (XV/Pl)
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...and Jack Ryan

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2026 08:37 PM (gnNyN)

110
Went to Mass today, even though the Obligation for Ascension Thursday is transferred to Sunday. It was a bit odd to go and see a completely different bunch of people than at the 7:00 Sunday Mass I habitually attend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:38 PM (HdYcL)

111 The mr. moon was also a barbershop quartet song I did a lot. I remember it from that.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2026 08:38 PM (3uBP9)

112
Otherwise I should have done a number of things today.

But I didn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:41 PM (HdYcL)

113 That’s it! Always used to add a dramatic accompaniment or whatever. Something Bad is About To Happen. Whatever it is, I’d like to have it, and carry it with me, so I could deploy that very special audio effect at suitable times and places. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:05 PM (1cMxB)

There is a video of the Danish Symphony playing music from the Good, Bad, Ugly. it might show what they use for that sound.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2026 08:41 PM (8avO+)

114 Fuck me, did Kimmel really drop Exxon Valdez humor?

So edgy, so now.

What is this, 1991? I'm surprised he didn't compare himself to Turner and Hooch.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 08:41 PM (vE0+H)

115 The Nips have had it up to here ^ with muslims.

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:42 PM (ZxPkt)

116 112
Otherwise I should have done a number of things today.

But I didn't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You accomplish more in a morning than most people do all day.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 08:45 PM (A5RD0)

117 It's amazing to think that Harrison Ford played three iconic characters, Han Solo, Rick Deckard and Indian Jones.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 08:34 PM (XV/Pl)

It's amazing to think of even a such thing as an iconic character.

Has there been one deployed since the Pedowood Devolution of 2015? The last one I can think that remotely fits is John Wick and he was still 2014.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 08:45 PM (vE0+H)

118

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 08:46 PM (Cqx++)

119 Isn't categorizing movies as "Jungle" movies raciss in some way?

Posted by: George Of The Jungle at May 14, 2026 08:47 PM (oftw2)

120 Other than making toast, is Grape jelly good for anything else?
Posted by: Common Tater
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My aunt had this clamshell thing, hinged with two matching sides that had a shape similar to a pot pie tin and long wire handles; only just the right size to line with a piece of bread. Line the two halves with bread and fill with peach preserves or your favorite. Fold together and hold over a flame from your range until the bread was toasted.
mmmm good

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 08:47 PM (nzPxx)

121 The 1960s music class songbook...which reminds me that there was a song about marching to Pretoria. Bet they don't sing that one at school anymore.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 14, 2026 07:56 PM (zYpTz)
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We had that songbook too! I remember one about the Erie Canal -- "Low bridge, everybody down, low bridge 'cause we're comin' to a town ..."


Gotta see if I can gurgle that book on the intertubes .

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2026 08:47 PM (kpS4V)

122 I can hear "voices" but only under the unique condition that I'm surrounded by people that are talking a lot. Being an introvert that is not very common.

But, like going to a conference, or a big party, and being around a lot of discussion and engaging in discussion for hours. At the end when I go to bed alone then my mind won't shut up and I hear all this background ambient discussion in my head for a while before falling sleep. Not really full coherent speech, but streams of words and phrases that I've heard over the day mixed and mashed together.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2026 08:47 PM (3uBP9)

123 Went to Mass today, even though the Obligation for Ascension Thursday is transferred to Sunday. It was a bit odd to go and see a completely different bunch of people than at the 7:00 Sunday Mass I habitually attend.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:38 PM (HdYcL)
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Welcome to my parish! We've got the Daily Mass early risers, the ones that go to the school Mass, and then each segment on Sunday, plus the Saturday Vigil crowd.

I've done them all, and right now I'm the 11 o'clock Sunday because my friend is going to that one. But once OCIA starts, we'll be at the 10 o'clock at the 'student location.' I know that one well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

124 Got a bunch of pepper plants into the greenhouse this afternoon. Damn, it's hot out there. 60 degrees and sunny, and about 90 in the greenhouse. The dogs are prostrate at this point. No snow to cool hot paws.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2026 08:48 PM (DwqWV)

125 Gotta mule and her name is Sal...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 08:48 PM (Cqx++)

126 Gotta mule and her name is Sal...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 08:48 PM (Cqx++)

127 The Nips have had it up to here ^ with muslims.
Posted by: Don Black


That Somali asshat that the Koreans are putting in prison was recently booted out of Japan. They probably regret not just lopping his head off.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 08:50 PM (/lPRQ)

128 Has there been one deployed since the Pedowood Devolution of 2015? The last one I can think that remotely fits is John Wick and he was still 2014.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 08:45 PM (vE0+H)
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Justine Bateman observed that culture basically stopped in the Aughts. Nothing has changed. No new trends in music, films, fashion. It got gay and conformist, but it all has the same washed out colors, terrible blurry CGI, and the films are all diverse and nihilist. Things might be breaking open again. Here's hoping.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

129 My aunt had this clamshell thing,

Phrasing!

hinged with two matching sides that had a shape similar to a pot pie tin and long wire handles; only just the right size to line with a piece of bread. Line the two halves with bread and fill with peach preserves or your favorite. Fold together and hold over a flame from your range until the bread was toasted.
mmmm good
Posted by: Braenyard


They make cast-iron ones for campfire cooking.

* searches *

Apparently they're called "pie irons."

I enjoyed using them as a kid when we went camping; I just didn't know they had a proper name. Apple pie filling with cinnamon-raisin bread. The breakfast of champions.

Posted by: mikeski at May 14, 2026 08:52 PM (VHUov)

130 My aunt had this clamshell thing, hinged with two matching sides that had a shape similar to a pot pie tin and long wire handles; only just the right size to line with a piece of bread. Line the two halves with bread and fill with peach preserves or your favorite. Fold together and hold over a flame from your range until the bread was toasted.
mmmm good
Posted by: Braenyard


LOL

I think that was a "hobo pie" maker.
Supposed to be used over a camp fire.

Sounds like you got your merit badge for urban camping in Auntie's kitchen.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 08:52 PM (/lPRQ)

131 Uh oh.

NEW: 7 years ago, on this day, Joe Biden predicted a Republican “epiphany” where the party abandons Trump after 2020.

Many primary voters bought into it. But the prophecy failed.

Now Democrats are moving on to a more combative style of politics.

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Comity is dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 14, 2026 08:52 PM (ndZc7)

132 Not really full coherent speech, but streams of words and phrases that I've heard over the day mixed and mashed together.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2026 08:47 PM (3uBP9)

Some intense version of Random Synapse Firings. Everyone gets those every night as they are falling asleep, it's one of the stages - the night I learned about them (long time ago) I started being able to hear them.

I only get the thing you get when I'm around particular people, like ones who are extremely and annoyingly talkative, for a long part of a day. Then it's like I have a tape recording of them in my brain that has to unwind.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 08:52 PM (vE0+H)

133 Boot spurs spinning? Really? It's supposed to be the sound of a revolver's cylinder being spun.
Posted by: The Foley Tech
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Spurs 'cling', as one walks on the porch going into the saloon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 08:53 PM (nzPxx)

134 Fog is bad juju.

Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau at May 14, 2026 08:53 PM (wVcYX)

135 I don't trust elephants

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 14, 2026 08:53 PM (jrgJz)

136 Gotta see if I can gurgle that book on the intertubes .
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2026 08:47 PM (kpS4V)
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For a lark, I typed in garbled lyrics of a camp song I vaguely remembered from 1979 and it popped right up. Quite popular, tons of variations in verses, and yet millions sang it while slathering themselves in Deep Woods Off and drinking Hawaiian punch out of a can with a pull tab.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)

137
Comity is dead.

Dying is easy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 08:56 PM (Cqx++)

138 The Nips have had it up to here ^ with muslims.
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:42 PM (ZxPkt)

Way up firm and high?

Posted by: Bob Seger at May 14, 2026 08:56 PM (wVcYX)

139 >>> I only get the thing you get when I'm around particular people, like ones who are extremely and annoyingly talkative, for a long part of a day. Then it's like I have a tape recording of them in my brain that has to unwind.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 08:52 PM (vE0+H)


I see it as an auditory version of the visual phenomenon where you are traveling 100s of miles through west Kansas, nothing but flat wheat fields, and then you stop at a hotel for the night you will see continual movement, like things spinning, in your peripheral vision for hours.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2026 08:58 PM (3uBP9)

140 >>>I don't trust elephants

Posted by: Ray's Cyst

>The pink ones will definitely stomp a mudhole into you and demand recompense.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 08:58 PM (D1E+2)

141 I'm starting to think the Brits are going to have to just drive a stake through Queer Starmer's black heart. Everything is stacked against him and he won't leave.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 08:58 PM (kqNni)

142 Undercover Elephant Cafe

Supposedly, this is what schizophrenic hallucinations look and sound like.


Doubly on-topic music.

https://youtu.be/M2NllMn1HpI

Posted by: mikeski at May 14, 2026 08:58 PM (VHUov)

143 Boot spurs spinning? Really? It's supposed to be the sound of a revolver's cylinder being spun.
———

Really.Yeah, I think that’s supposed to be spurs, that’s kinda what it evokes. You might be right. But.

Why didn’t they just spin a revolver cylinder, then?
There’s also the “rattle snake” sound effect they use. And the “buzzing” feedback sound, when they show the Sun in the Desert. No water. Hot. You’re gonna Die.

Another oddity in shows, whenever they do a time countdown, or have a clock ticking, it’s always off, way too slow or too fast. Weird.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:59 PM (Iwnxp)

144 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

I noticed something happened in the 90's too but there was at least still a life and a creativity to things. Then suddenly in 2015, as if it was planned (it was), media got infiltrated and overtaken almost wholesale. For a few years before that we were saturated with black black black black, and in 2015 it "coincidentally" became women women women in preparation for the inevitable ascent of Hillary.

It wasn't just a cultural cliff push, it was supposed to appear that Hillary herself had done it. Trump knocked all the pieces off the table but they kept their weight on the culture as the primary purpose of post-2015 "entertainment" was to not let our society rally around or remotely agree on *anything*. Not one thing. Not one news story. Not anything.

Best way to do that is exactly what they did. Woke entertainment was never about teaching, it was about bifurcation. As normal opponents, going along with it meant you are aiding the divide. Similarly, in trying to stop it, you are aiding the divide. Either way "they" get their divide.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:00 PM (vE0+H)

145
Everything is stacked against him and he won't leave.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 08:58 PM (kqNni)

___________

"I say, bobbies, you won't apprehend me alive!"

*fires seltzer water*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:01 PM (HdYcL)

146 schizophrenic hallucinations??

I think this was a Saturday morning cartoon back in the 1980s. Ralph Bakshi, maybe?

I didn't get it, but the kids loved it.

😃🫠😶‍🌫️🤯

Posted by: mindful webworker - Or maybe I'm thinking of Scooby Doo at May 14, 2026 09:02 PM (tcCok)

147 My Grandpa put grape jelly on his grits. We forgave him though, because he was from Maryland.

Posted by: Cid at May 14, 2026 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

148 My aunt had this clamshell thing, hinged with two matching sides that had a shape similar to a pot pie tin and long wire handles; only just the right size to line with a piece of bread. Line the two halves with bread and fill with peach preserves or your favorite
——-

The Celebrated, venerable Tonka Toaster! Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:03 PM (Iwnxp)

149 Just ignore the creepy shadow people. After me,
"That motherfucker ain't real!"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

It's the Punkin Heads comin' at me that scare me so.

Posted by: Gimme, Gimme, Shock Treatment! at May 14, 2026 09:03 PM (oftw2)

150 "I say, bobbies, you won't apprehend me alive!"

*fires seltzer water*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:01 PM (HdYcL)
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Wooster without the Jeeves.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

151 Gotta see if I can gurgle that book on the intertubes .
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2026 08:47 PM (kpS4V)

I think it's entirely possible that I could find one here in Mama's basement. She has at least two boxes of sheet music and songbooks. I have a lunchtime project for tomorrow.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 14, 2026 09:03 PM (zYpTz)

152 The beginning of the country's divide was Obama's phony soaring rhetoric at the 2004 DNC.

"Well, I say to them tonight, there is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and Latino America and Asian America - there's the United States of America. The pundits like to slice-and-dice our country into Red States and Blue States; Red States for Republicans, Blue States for Democrats."

What was being done there was the classic - "There are those who say your girlfriend is a dirty slut whore. Well I dispute that wholeheartedly!"

And you only come away from that thinking one thing.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:03 PM (vE0+H)

153 I'm starting to think the Brits are going to have to just drive a stake through Queer Starmer's black heart. Everything is stacked against him and he won't leave.
Posted by: Blutarski,

He's doing what he's told.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2026 09:05 PM (NGvkg)

154 I think this was a Saturday morning cartoon back in the 1980s. Ralph Bakshi, maybe?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Or maybe I'm thinking of Scooby Doo at May 14, 2026 09:02 PM (tcCok)
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Hot Take: Bakshi's LotR is better than Peter Jackson's.

Fight me.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)

155 Fog is like fish.

By the third day it's bad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 09:06 PM (RIvkX)

156 Sadly, my Tonka Toaster was absconded with long ago. But it gives me an idea, I Suppose a grilled grape jelly sammich might be nice, if only to torture my Pancreas.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:06 PM (Iwnxp)

157 What was being done there was the classic - "There are those who say your girlfriend is a dirty slut whore. Well I dispute that wholeheartedly!"

And you only come away from that thinking one thing.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:03 PM (vE0+H)
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"There are those who claim I never had sex with a woman, and while they are technically correct, they are on the wrong side of history!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)

158 My Grandpa put grape jelly on his grits. We forgave him though, because he was from Maryland.
Posted by: Cid

No. Just no.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2026 09:08 PM (NGvkg)

159 schizophrenic hallucinations??

I think this was a Saturday morning cartoon back in the 1980s. Ralph Bakshi, maybe?

I didn't get it, but the kids loved it.

😃🫠😶‍🌫️🤯
Posted by: mindful webworker - Or maybe I'm thinking of Scooby Doo at May 14, 2026 09:02 PM (tcCok)

H.R. Pufnstuf.

Posted by: Sid & Marty Krofft at May 14, 2026 09:08 PM (wVcYX)

160 Britain is dead in the water. Kind of weird to see it happen live.

America: learn from this! do not let it happen here!

*narrator voice* It's not looking good...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:09 PM (0aYVJ)

161
The Borzoi breeder injured at a field event at our National Specialty is recovering. A dog slammed into her at full speed, breaking her leg above and below the knee, fracturing vertebrae in her neck and back in the fall and causing a concussion. The fancy has responded nobly, seeing that the dogs she brought with her are being taken care of.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:09 PM (HdYcL)

162 Harrison Ford, he just gave a “speech”, some sort of diatribe or invective against something. He looks like an angry elderly Lesbian now. Sad

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:09 PM (Iwnxp)

163 H.R. Pufnstuf.
Posted by: Sid & Marty Krofft


He’s your friend when things get rough.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 09:10 PM (A5RD0)

164 H.R. Pufnstuf.
Posted by: Sid & Marty Krofft at May 14, 2026 09:08 PM (wVcYX)

See also: Lidsville, and Sigmund and the Sea Monsters

Being a kid back then was trippy, and we didn't even need the drugs!

I love you, drugs!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:11 PM (0aYVJ)

165 Just ignore the creepy shadow people. After me,
"That motherfucker ain't real!"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Oh, so you've watched Jacob's Ladder too?

Posted by: Count de Monetl for Tim Robbins at May 14, 2026 09:11 PM (wVcYX)

166
My Grandpa put grape jelly on his grits.

__________

Butter. That's all. Lots and lots of butter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:11 PM (HdYcL)

167 Now Trump is being bashed by the Media for hiring smart, beautiful young women? The Media is the enemy, straight up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 09:12 PM (D1E+2)

168
Not looking good for Sabres tonight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:12 PM (HdYcL)

169 Harrison Ford is a bitter old crank who never appreciated the gift he was given.

Tom Selleck would have been a much better Indian Jones. Suck on that, Mr. Ford.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:13 PM (0aYVJ)

170 166
My Grandpa put grape jelly on his grits.

__________

Butter. That's all. Lots and lots of butter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:11 PM (HdYcL)
Fig preserves, but didn't make a habit of it.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2026 09:13 PM (LHPAg)

171 My Grandpa put grape jelly on his grits. We forgave him though, because he was from Maryland.
Posted by: Cid

No. Just no.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2026 09:08 PM (NGvkg)

Not Old Bay?

Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 14, 2026 09:13 PM (wVcYX)

172 The beginning of the country's divide was Obama's phony soaring rhetoric at the 2004 DNC.
——-

No, the divide goes back much farther than that. If I had to make an arbitrary divide, one might say the LA Riots, OJ Simpson era, and the “Fuck Da Police, Kill Whitey” era of Rap. Of course one might point to the 1960s race riots as well.

Obie and his handlers most definitely put it into Maximum Overdrive, no doubt about that. Absolutely rancid people from that perspective

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:14 PM (Iwnxp)

173 Harrison Ford was a shitty Jack Ryan

And as much as he’s a horrible human being , Alec Baldwin was great as Jack, and should have stayed in the role

Posted by: browndog tacking on the carpet at May 14, 2026 09:16 PM (TTAGa)

174
No, the divide goes back much farther than that. If I had to make an arbitrary divide, one might say the LA Riots, OJ Simpson era, and the “Fuck Da Police, Kill Whitey” era of Rap.

__________

The Simpson acquittal was a shock. It was like, we don't care what the evidence is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:16 PM (HdYcL)

175 Tom Selleck would have been a much better Indian Jones. Suck on that, Mr. Ford.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:13 PM (0aYVJ)


Dang. You could be right. Selleck was/is three years younger than Ford.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 09:16 PM (gKWVE)

176 What was being done there was the classic - "There are those who say your girlfriend is a dirty slut whore. Well I dispute that wholeheartedly!"

And you only come away from that thinking one thing.
Posted by: ...


That BO was a racist homo muslim who hated everything America stood for?

A little google-foo back then was all it took to find that before Hillary even dropped out. Try that now with "AI" intercepting all your searches.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 09:17 PM (/lPRQ)

177 Lotsa butter and cheese are best in grits.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2026 09:17 PM (NGvkg)

178 “Land of the Lost” was another bizarre show from the Kroft Bros iirc. The Sleestak are gonna getcha!

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:17 PM (Iwnxp)

179 Harrison Ford was a shitty Jack Ryan

And as much as he’s a horrible human being , Alec Baldwin was great as Jack, and should have stayed in the role
Posted by: browndog tacking on the carpet at May 14, 2026 09:16 PM (TTAGa)

Yeah, sucks to admit it, but I agree. Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:18 PM (0aYVJ)

180 Sadly, my Tonka Toaster was absconded with long ago. But it gives me an idea, I Suppose a grilled grape jelly sammich might be nice, if only to torture my Pancreas.
Posted by: Common Tater

Grilled PB&J in a regular pan is pretty damn good. The peanut butter is like napalm - scalding hot and sticky. Use caution when eating.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 09:19 PM (/lPRQ)

181 My clan is divided on the grits.

Some like cream and sugar.
Others like butter, salt and pepper.

I am in the latter camp.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:20 PM (0aYVJ)

182 179 Harrison Ford was a shitty Jack Ryan

And as much as he’s a horrible human being , Alec Baldwin was great as Jack, and should have stayed in the role
Posted by: browndog tacking on the carpet at May 14, 2026 09:16 PM (TTAGa)

Yeah, sucks to admit it, but I agree. Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:18 PM (0aYVJ)
Red October was good and he was good. Then he became crazy and killed some people.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2026 09:20 PM (LHPAg)

183 My routine for falling asleep
I talk myself into it, in my head
I have a mantra that I recite to myself
describing the process of falling asleep
step by step
I almost never reach the end

this mental recitation displaces random 'noise' in my head, and I zonk out

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:20 PM (ZxPkt)

184 Tom Selleck would have been a much better Indian Jones. Suck on that, Mr. Ford.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:13 PM (0aYVJ)

It would have been interesting- as long as they did not have him shave the mustache. He looks right weird without it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

185 Well, I don’t have any peanut butter. That’s the crux of the issue. It’s about 50 miles, so I’m not gonna make a special trip.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:21 PM (Iwnxp)

186 Aetius451AD - shave the 'tache for Temple of Doom (the prequel); keep the 'tache for Raiders and Crusade

Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 09:22 PM (gKWVE)

187 Harrison Ford, he just gave a “speech”, some sort of diatribe or invective against something. He looks like an angry elderly Lesbian now. Sad
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:09 PM (Iwnxp)
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Most actors are airheads. You identify the with their characters, and respect them for that. In Old Hollywood, great efforts were made to make that their only public profile.

But those days are dead, and actors think they are smart and can Change Minds and their fans will Do As They Say.

No. Abolutely not. All you are doing is humiliating yourself. Shut up already.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)

188 181 My clan is divided on the grits.

Some like cream and sugar.
Others like butter, salt and pepper.

I am in the latter camp.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:20 PM (0aYVJ)

First the negative Nelly 2 names thing and now sugar on grits? My ancestors are going to have to pox your house. 🤣

Grits and oatmeal, butter and salt / pepper. Cream of wheat may have sugar / maple syrup.

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 09:24 PM (hftzA)

189 Trying out new laptop, there's always so much work to set everything up on a new system

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2026 09:24 PM (5yqx7)

190 It would have been interesting- as long as they did not have him shave the mustache. He looks right weird without it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)
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His screen test was interesting. Ford was basically stoic, and he was modeled on Gary Cooper.

Selleck was much more animated and charismatic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

191 It would have been interesting- as long as they did not have him shave the mustache. He looks right weird without it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

Heh. When we were kids my Dad shaved his mustache. We all freaked out. He grew it right back.

See also: Sam Elliot. He has the turtle lip.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:25 PM (0aYVJ)

192 Schizoaffective report from Pooky: He sees colorful "floaters" on the edge of his vision, which sometimes turn into things like animals (squirrels, for instance). As for the voices, it's constant, like the video, but not as intense. When the voices do get intense and start commanding him to do things, that's when things get bad really fast.

Posted by: pookysgirl, passing on experiences at May 14, 2026 09:25 PM (Wt5PA)

193 Hm still setting up

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2026 09:25 PM (5yqx7)

194 gotta get all my tag closers set up properly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2026 09:26 PM (5yqx7)

195 No, the divide goes back much farther than that. If I had to make an arbitrary divide, one might say the LA Riots, OJ Simpson era, and the “Fuck Da Police, Kill Whitey” era of Rap. Of course one might point to the 1960s race riots as well.

Obie and his handlers most definitely put it into Maximum Overdrive, no doubt about that. Absolutely rancid people from that perspective

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:14 PM (Iwnxp)

Yeah I know what you mean. But if you look at the 70s, 80s and 90s most people just didn't give a fuck about race. Look at all the wildly admired figures of those decades.

I'm not saying the fault lines weren't there, or even partially exposed - OJ was a good shot at us, you're right, but it didn't have the effect that 2004, Obama, Trayvon, BLM, etc did.

Look at how we all united in 2001. Scared the hell out of our betters. And of course I don't mean "everyone". Holy shit the libs were saying we deserved it while the towers were still smoldering.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:26 PM (vE0+H)

196 Oatmeal needs Milk or Cream, Salt, Butter, Brown sugar or Maple syrup, Cinnamon.

And then …. you’ll still be hungry AF in about an hour.

Oatmeal cookies are pretty damn good though.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:27 PM (Iwnxp)

197
My Flyers got swept by the Hurricanes and I just heard a report of what these guys were playing with. MCL tear, fractured ribs, fractured foot, broken nose, upper body injury, elbow ligament strain, etc.

Most of them didn't miss a game. Nothing tougher than a hockey player.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (HdYcL)

198 >>>Yeah, sucks to admit it, but I agree. Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky

>The worst part of that movie was when Alec "The Killer" Baldwin mocked the Ukrainian captain's accent with a fake Scottish quotation.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (D1E+2)

199 Oatmeal cookies are pretty damn good though.

====

with raisins

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (GD0B3)

200 Comity is dead.
------
Dying is easy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Nicely played, sir. But should have socked George Burns.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (vTZFs)

201 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)

I'm more than certain that a number of the outspoken pedowooders are doing scripted alphabet work.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (vE0+H)

202 Heh. When we were kids my Dad shaved his mustache. We all freaked out. He grew it right back.

See also: Sam Elliot. He has the turtle lip.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:25 PM (0aYVJ)
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When I was in college, my father shaved his mustache. He'd had it since before I was born.

I retaliated by growing one. I looked like Freddy Mercury.

It's in my graduation photo. Happily, he decided to return to form, and I shaved mine off. To be fair, I was also big into WW I at the time, and of course a trimmed mustache was regulation.

My wife abhors them, so my choices are beard or clean shaven. Since I retired from the Guard, beard it is.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

203 NO RAISINS!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (5yqx7)

204 His screen test was interesting. Ford was basically stoic, and he was modeled on Gary Cooper.

Selleck was much more animated and charismatic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

Brendan Fraser captured the Selleck model in the Mummy movies. Man, I love those. I often joke that the best Indiana Jones movie was The Mummy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (0aYVJ)

205
They can have my 50-year-old mustache when they pry it from my cold, dead lip.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:29 PM (HdYcL)

206 Holy shit the libs were saying “we deserved it” while the towers were still smoldering.
——-

Before they had both fallen, I had logged on to the Iowa Student Computer Association (ISCA) bulletin board. That was exactly the consensus.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:30 PM (Iwnxp)

207 I'm more than certain that a number of the outspoken pedowooders are doing scripted alphabet work.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (vE0+H)
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Maybe, but a lot of them are just soft-headed poseurs. They are in the twilight of their careers, have no faith and so they do what they think will make them popular with their dying peers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:31 PM (ZOv7s)

208 mom used to make chocolate oatmeal cookies, they spread out really flat on the cookie sheet and were slightly crisp. They were amazing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2026 09:31 PM (5yqx7)

209 Brendan Fraser captured the Selleck model in the Mummy movies. Man, I love those. I often joke that the best Indiana Jones movie was The Mummy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:28 PM (0aYVJ)
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Yes, Selleck was masculine but also could vent frustration and express more emotion. Ford was stoic. That's not bad, but he really never had that much range. Lots of deadpan delivery. People mistook that for depth and profundity. They were wrong.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

210 insert the word cancel in front of the x as in xcancel,
do not disturb anything else. Press enter.
Posted by: Braenyard


Um, at least the example is correct.

Bah. Inman vid is age restricted. Hate it when that happens. Anyway, thanks for the cafe, ace.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


Follow the instructions example in Braenyard's comment.

xcancel has been a factor in my never signing up for x.

Posted by: mindful webworker - cancelx won't work, duuude. at May 14, 2026 09:34 PM (tcCok)

211 Oatmeal really should only be eaten by horses.

Posted by: Bob-Tail Nag at May 14, 2026 09:34 PM (oftw2)

212 Peanut Butter cookies are awesome as well. Oatmeal hits the next level in cookies. I like to make “Ginger snaps” too, or Molasses cookies sometimes.

I called Grandma on the phone to get her recipe when I was about 7 or 9, I was waiting for her to get her recipe card, she just started rattling it off from memory. Couldn’t believe it.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:34 PM (Iwnxp)

213 Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 09:24 PM (hftzA)

Hey, you! I said I was in the latter camp: salt, butter and pepper.

So there.

My Dad and Grandpa also taught me that salt and pepper on sliced termaters is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:35 PM (0aYVJ)

214 Oats have a lot of protein, for a grain. And if you need Fiber in yer diet, Bob’s Yer Uncle.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:36 PM (Iwnxp)

215 I have not had a good snickerdoodle in forever. They are tasty. Chocolate chip is still the best, though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 09:37 PM (zZu0s)

216 …Japan… Now they're thinking about amending their constitution… to put forth a real professional military…
Posted by: Blutarski


As I commented recently, the Japanese are talking about re-arming, and Germany wants to have the biggest military in Europe by 1939!

Italy has some catching up to do. Meloni better start making the trains run on time.

Posted by: mindful webworker - was it over when... at May 14, 2026 09:37 PM (tcCok)

217 Horses eat oats. Just saying.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 09:38 PM (GD0B3)

218 213 Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 09:24 PM (hftzA)

Hey, you! I said I was in the latter camp: salt, butter and pepper.

So there.

My Dad and Grandpa also taught me that salt and pepper on sliced termaters is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May

Don’t tell anyone, but I actually don’t like tomatoes. My family thinks I am crazy.

Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 09:38 PM (hftzA)

219 I actually love oatmeal, but it's gotta be the old fashioned or, even better, steel cut. The longer it takes to coo, the better. Instant oats gives me tummy tantrums.

With brown sugar and whole milk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:39 PM (0aYVJ)

220 Germany would be essentially starting from scrap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

221 Was married to my late wife for 40 years. Only once, shaved my beard on a beach vacation. She said, "Grow it back". Said I looked too much like my brother, who she wasn't all that fond of. She might not have looked me in the face for two weeks.

Posted by: Hirsute and Hisute at May 14, 2026 09:39 PM (oftw2)

222
211 Oatmeal really should only be eaten by horses.
Posted by: Bob-Tail Nag at May 14, 2026 09:34 PM (oftw2)

I think the definition of oats in the first dictionary by Samuel Johnson said:
Oats (n), a common grain fed by the English to their horses, and by the Scots to their children.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 09:40 PM (AnnNE)

223 Don’t tell anyone, but I actually don’t like tomatoes. My family thinks I am crazy.
Posted by: Piper at May 14, 2026 09:38 PM (hftzA)

My family is also pretty evenly split on olives (not the gross black ones in cans) and mushrooms. I love both. Dad hated mushrooms. I did not know I liked them until I moved out of his house.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:42 PM (0aYVJ)

224 Agreed, (unless you are at high elevation) “Old Fashioned” Oats are the only way to fly. They don’t quite cook right at 6,000’, acceptable, though a little off. I’d not try them at any higher.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:42 PM (Iwnxp)

225 Corn generally received similar snide remarks in Europe. They feed it to livestock, that’s about it. Peanut butter too, is a bit of an oddity elsewhere.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:43 PM (Iwnxp)

226 The other thing to note is that Sean Young was up for Marion originally, so in an alternate universe Tom Selleck is Indy and Sean Young is Marion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 09:44 PM (XV/Pl)

227 Holy shit the libs were saying “we deserved it” while the towers were still smoldering.
——-

Before they had both fallen, I had logged on to the Iowa Student Computer Association (ISCA) bulletin board. That was exactly the consensus.
Posted by: Common Tater
===

Two Qs
- Who is this 'we'?
- Why don't you just gak yourself if your guilty?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 09:44 PM (/lPRQ)

228 Why JD Vance kept his beard:

https://tinyurl.com/564e4jp6

Posted by: pookysgirl, SKS fan at May 14, 2026 09:45 PM (Wt5PA)

229 Black olives have a very fine flavor on Pizza, I think. Maybe not on a Pepperoni. Red onions are nice, too, with the black olives.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 09:45 PM (Iwnxp)

230 I'd say the Japanese are in better shape at this point than the Germans.

They should take the weekend and make a nuke to set the project off right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)

231 No, the divide goes back much farther than that.

The North Tulsa race riot of 1929 has entered the chat.

Posted by: mindful webworker - or is that too far back? at May 14, 2026 09:48 PM (tcCok)

232 I live over a mile high
the elevation plays hell with flatland cooking times

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:50 PM (ZxPkt)

233 Corn generally received similar snide remarks in Europe. They feed it to livestock, that’s about it. Peanut butter too, is a bit of an oddity elsewhere.
Posted by: Common Tater


These are the people who subsist on rotten cabbage and brewing dregs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 09:50 PM (/lPRQ)

234 Why JD Vance kept his beard:

https://tinyurl.com/564e4jp6
Posted by: pookysgirl, SKS fan at May 14, 2026 09:45 PM (Wt5PA)

Yup. My bride loves my beard. But I keep it trimmed, mostly. Without a beard I look like a huge toddler.

My son's wife also likes his beard. I am still insanely happy for them. A match made in heaven.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:51 PM (0aYVJ)

235 Supposed to be used over a camp fire.

Sounds like you got your merit badge for urban camping in Auntie's kitchen.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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My food merit badge was in foil packing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 09:53 PM (nzPxx)

236 Selleck in Quigley Down Under is what he would have been as Indiana Jones

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:53 PM (gu0hJ)

237 ARGH. What a froodian schlip.

"Germany wants to have the biggest military in Europe by 1939! 2039!!!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - just a cigar at May 14, 2026 09:55 PM (tcCok)

238 >> 88 Bah. Inman vid is age restricted. Hate it when that happens. Anyway, thanks for the cafe, ace.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 14, 2026 08:25 PM (ceJ0R)


Just insert "cancel" in the URL, to turn x.com into xcancel.com. That also allows reading the thread of replies without an X account.

Posted by: SciVo at May 14, 2026 09:55 PM (Sy6m/)

239 My son's wife also likes his beard. I am still insanely happy for them. A match made in heaven.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:51 PM (0aYVJ)
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I could only grow "leave beards" for a long time, and my wife was happy when it became the norm. I have a heavy beard, and shaving it was always time-consuming. Now that I'm out, I'm saving a fortune on razors, since I'm only trimming around the edges.

That being said, I clip it short in the summer, down the stubble and also buzz my hair, and then let both grow out during the winter.

When I first got out, I let everything grow out, and went to a retirement with a long beard, long hair, and the loudest Hawaiian shirt I could find, complete with shorts and sandals. My chief wept with laughter when he saw me.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:56 PM (ZOv7s)

240 233 Corn generally received similar snide remarks in Europe. They feed it to livestock, that’s about it. Peanut butter too, is a bit of an oddity elsewhere.
Posted by: Common Tater


These are the people who subsist on rotten cabbage and brewing dregs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---

Good insight as to why we are what we are and
they are what they are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 09:56 PM (nzPxx)

241 Selleck in Quigley Down Under is what he would have been as Indiana Jones
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:53 PM (gu0hJ)
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He's really good in the Jesse Stone movies.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 14, 2026 09:57 PM (ZOv7s)

242 Selleck in Quigley Down Under is what he would have been as Indiana Jones
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:53 PM (gu0hJ)

I love that movie!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 09:58 PM (0aYVJ)

243 I'm watching "Ed Wood" for the dozenth time.

Vincent d'Onofrio had a brief cameo as Orson Welles, and he looked just like him, but they dubbed Orson-for-life Maurice LeMarche's voice.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2026 09:58 PM (kpS4V)

244 192 Schizoaffective report from Pooky: He sees colorful "floaters" on the edge of his vision, which sometimes turn into things like animals (squirrels, for instance).
Posted by: pookysgirl, passing on experiences at May 14, 2026 09:25 PM (Wt5PA)

I see scintillating scotomas, they are zigzag flashing visual patterns. The start out really small, then grow larger and eventually go past my field of vision.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 14, 2026 09:59 PM (y171U)

245 I'm watching "Ed Wood" for the dozenth time.

Vincent d'Onofrio had a brief cameo as Orson Welles, and he looked just like him, but they dubbed Orson-for-life Maurice LeMarche's voice.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2026 09:58 PM (kpS4V)

interesting. Did not know that.

You know who did a great Orson Wells impression?

John Candy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 10:00 PM (0aYVJ)

246 >>> 215 I have not had a good snickerdoodle in forever. They are tasty. Chocolate chip is still the best, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 14, 2026 09:37 PM (zZu0s)

Get to the TX MoMee this year, I have a Source.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 14, 2026 10:01 PM (Ra+Eb)

247 Also, Maurice LeMarche. I think of Pinky and the Brain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 14, 2026 10:02 PM (0aYVJ)

248 Black olives and green olives are both spectacular. As is peanut butter as long as you don't dump a ton of sugar in it. I can't eat that fake shit. I'm thinking of making a nice green pea soup.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 10:03 PM (D1E+2)

249 Oatmeal cookies with raisins are okay, as long as they're not pretending to be chocolate chip - otherwise, shock.

Never cared for oatmeal.

Grits are good, sweet or salty.

I like Rice Cream Cereal, which can be either way like grits. And it's not beyond my culinary skills to make it. Add some of MiladyJo's home-made sunflower butter. Mmm.

Posted by: mindful webworker - breakfast or snack at May 14, 2026 10:03 PM (tcCok)

250 Erm.

snickerdoodles != gingersnaps

Somebody must have put some ell ess dee in my dinner.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 14, 2026 10:04 PM (Ra+Eb)

251 Doof ONT is live!

Posted by: SciVo at May 14, 2026 10:05 PM (Sy6m/)

252 Roll over, Beethoven?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)


"Bach in Black" silly. The kids played "Bach in Black"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 10:10 PM (rbvCR)

253 Why JD Vance kept his beard:

https://tinyurl.com/564e4jp6
Posted by: pookysgirl, SKS fan at May 14, 2026 09:45 PM (Wt5PA)


There are some pictures out there of what Trump would look like with a shaved head and beard.
It is half way between "older Popeye" and "about ready to tear you in half"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 10:19 PM (rbvCR)

254 Grape Jelly is used in Swedish meatballs or "Porcupines", and as a glaze for pork.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 10:42 PM (rbvCR)

255 Aaaaas usual, wandered off to soak up some vid. Some PJ Watson, the bow-tie History Guy, Cowboy Kent Rollins, & other.

Including my two regular science gals, Aussie astrophysicist Dr. Becky, and the amusing German physicist Sabine Hoffensfloffer or something. I enjoy their videos, even though half the time I'm utterly lost as to what they're talking about.

Some things I do know what they're talking about make me sigh, though.

Hossenfelder really buys into the whole "renewable" energy and electric vehicles credo, as well as the threat or menace of climate chaos.

Becky gets distressed that the US budget for NASA has been big on exploration (Moon, Mars missions) but has greatly shrunk the budget for scientific research and NSA. Her friends and fellow scientists may not be able to belly up to the trough.

Sad face for both of them, but it seems to this non-physicist that they're not really getting the whole picture on those subjects. At least Sabine is not opposed to nuke energy. They're kinda cute & funny for semi-libs.

Tonight's Sabine & Becky vids if you wanna check 'em out.
youtu.be/d96WHYOHoU8
youtu.be/0pvL-JkR0Ns

Posted by: mindful webworker - Pluto IS TOO a planet because it is :) at May 14, 2026 11:39 PM (tcCok)

256 new zealand -> new guinea

Posted by: cmeat at May 15, 2026 01:05 PM (R11M+)

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