1 1st

2 Math h8er?
New look at Tucker?

3 I haven't watched Tucker in years. Is he Absolutely Looney Tunes?

4 Math is racist!

5 What does this have to do with Nicolas Cages' porta-potty?

6 "if you can build a wood-fired kiln, you understand math"

I don't get it.

7 I still like him though. He’s a good bro.
- JD Vance

8 Tucker is truly impressive. The best actor cannot go up on stage or do as many interviews as he did, extemporaneously, as well as he did posing as a conservative.

What kind of brain can be so believably deceptive?

9 Brain tumor. I'm calling it. Carlson has a brain tumor.

10 I have to take a Tucker and wipe my Carlson.

11 Geometry is where it's at.

12 α and ω, tucker!! (Letters used in algebra.)

13
Isn't this pretty close to what Gabby Giffords's nutjob shooter claimed? Grammar is a conspiracy?

14 I was right about algebra. I never used it after school (that I'm aware of).

15 Now ace, don't join the mob mau-mauing poor Tucker just because he's an idiot who has shown just how clueless he is. It will drive away the high quality guests who would otherwise do his show. He only had a brief period of adequacy because of the utter wasteland that is mainstream "media". Imagine actually interviewing the Capitol Police chief about January 6 (something the bogus committee "investigating" it didn't do, incredibly). And so on.

But once he stopped letting his better guests just talk, well. That Vance is a friend with such a fucking cretin is no surprise, but still damning.

16 "You're good little goy slaves," Elofson said."


They aren't even trying to hide it any longer. We are fast approaching levels of public Jew hatred from the mid 1930s in germany.

17 Talking about math on the blog is a way to normalize math on the blog.

We approve.

* wing flaps in unison *

18 Wait - - first they tell me that algebra was invented by Muslims -- and now they tell me that it's a Jewish plot?

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.

19 Guess Tucker is living proof about the horseshoe theory of politics.

20 Trump posted his presidential greatness chart and the thing I find interesting his failures list is mostly recent presidents:

Biden, Obama, Shrub, Harding, Carter, Hoover

I would move Shrub up to "below average" and move LBJ and Buchanan to Failure

But...we've certainly had more bad president in the last 100 years then in the first 150

21 Math is hard!

22 They use arithmetic.

23 7 I still like him though. He’s a good bro.
- JD Vance
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 04:34 PM (U1NLK)

Well, me, myself, I wouldn't want JD to turn on a dime on long-time friends. Also: Tucker would LOVE that.

#me

24 That's hilarious.

I guess Tucker's more a spell 'BOOBIES' on the calculator type of guy.

25 > Nowhere did I find any letters in my math to calculate the size and structural integrity of a cantonary arch.

You didn't calculate the span, rise, and radius of the arch? You didn't calculate the sum of horizontal and vertical forces on the support blocks? You didn't calculate the compressive stress vs the allowable stress of the materials?

I have doubts you calculated the size and structural integrity of the arch if you didn't do those things.

26 I use algebra on a regular basis.

I use geometry rarely

And I don't think I've used trig since I left formal schooling.

27 Has Tucker interviewed Roger Waters yet? They're in the same 'neighborhood' now. Him and RW can go to the Troof of 9/11 conference. Apparently that's a thing and it's happening this week. Not sure where. Probably NYC. That terrorist fan boy muslim mayor will probably go to that, if its in NYC.

28 So the unknowns should be represented by what, numbers rather than words?

29 Just wait until Tuqur finds out about calculus.

30 Why does TuCa do what he does? Here's the reason:

"The Tucker Carlson Show averages roughly 56.8 million views per episode across combined podcast and social media platforms, placing it among the top-tier digital media programs in the country"

What he does, it gets clicks.

31 Guess Tucker is living proof about the horseshoe theory of politics.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2026 04:36 PM (oPFtC)

Yeah you get kicked by one too many times it affects your brain.

32 A lot of conspiracy theories sound crazy. This is just stupid.

33 C'mon, Algibber, this is no place for you.

34 It's not a TOOMAH !

35 There's ignorance, and then there's hyper-ignorance.

36 a squared + b squared = c squared

that is useful math when squaring a foundation.

37 Why does TuCa do what he does? Here's the reason:

"The Tucker Carlson Show averages roughly 56.8 million views per episode across combined podcast and social media platforms, placing it among the top-tier digital media programs in the country"

What he does, it gets clicks.
Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 04:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

From Oman and Pakistan, sure.

38 Tuqur Al-Gebra

39 21 Math is hard!
Posted by: Barbie 5'9", 36-18-33, 32E, Waist-Hip Ratio 0.55, Inseam 36", BMI 16.24 at September 08, 2026 04:36 PM (wVcYX)

haha!

40 Geometry is where it's at.
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro,

Volume of a cone = 1/3*h*3.14*( r )squared.

41 You can't appreciate properly young B-cup or larger ladies walking or jogging free without partial-differential equations.

42 Ok Tucker you can get 3 juices for $1 or 4 for $1.5. Without using algebra which one do you pick?

Tucker: I don't want any juice in my house.

43 Hoo boy, am I tired of Tucker Carlson.

44 His line is that meritocracy is a Hebrew plot to exclude Christian Men from achievement.

45 A lot of modern historians are saying that Algebra was probably invented by Indians and swiped by Arabs. I would not call them "Muslims" in any case, they were about as Muslim as Bill Nye is a Christian: they were in a place culturally and officially a certain religion.

46 He lost his mind when he wrestled with the demon. I know it sounds like I’m kidding…. I’m not

BTW…. I assume the no-maths rule of the blog is temporarily suspended for this post?

To infinity… and beyond!

47 I honestly have to think that demonic possession slowly eats away at your brain at this point.

48 You know who else hated algebra?

49 Brain tumor. I'm calling it. Carlson has a brain tumor.
Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2026 04:34 PM (dIske)

-----------------

Could it be a brain worm like RFK Jr had?

50 Jumped the shark, he has.

51 Uh... just about ANY math equation used in the real world has variables you replace with real world numbers...

Thus taking the Letter, and replacing it with a number...

And yes, as an Electronics guy? E= I R.. used a bunch.

52 Isn't this pretty close to what Gabby Giffords's nutjob shooter claimed? Grammar is a conspiracy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 08, 2026 04:34 PM (XJ22o)
______________________________

Oh, wow...I remember that crap. I fell down a rabbithole reading about it. There is some theory "quantum grammer" that the Govt. uses grammar to progress mind control. The guy's solution was to use your own grammar to thwart the government's plan.

I remember telling on of my friends, who had a few drinks in him, so for the rest of the evening he was purposefully using bad grammar and following every purposeful mis-use with "YOU WON'T CONTROL ME, ASSHOLE!!!"

We were drinking, so it was funny.

53 traded in his extra common sense for absolute fiction and ability to hold a straight face while speaking absolute BS

54 Let x = stupid goyim

Let y = clever Jews

If x > y, then why is Tucker Carlson so retarded?

55 He lost his mind when he wrestled with the demon. I know it sounds like I’m kidding…. I’m not

Out: We are legion

In: We are Barbie

/MATH IS HARD!

56 One, two, many.

57 43 Ok Tucker you can get 3 juices for $1 or 4 for $1.5. Without using algebra which one do you pick?

Tucker: I don't want any juice in my house.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2026 04:39 PM (sKqQm)

He has Swanson F-you money. He don't care.

58 And yes, as an Electronics guy? E= I R.. used a bunch.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 04:40 PM (mP0Kj)

Is that you, Ohm?

59 >>>That Vance is a friend with such a fucking cretin is no surprise, but still damning.

Posted by: rhomboid
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I don't understand.

60 Maybe he should go back to the "bow-tie"? Pretty sure Tucker just wants a paycheck. Terrorists banging on his door, while he wasn't there scared him.

61 31 Why does TuCa do what he does? Here's the reason:

"The Tucker Carlson Show averages roughly 56.8 million views per episode across combined podcast and social media platforms, placing it among the top-tier digital media programs in the country"

What he does, it gets clicks.
Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 04:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

I think it's time to validate who is clicking what...

Would be very easy to get a bot farm to make something seem way more popular, then it really is.

62 I haven't watched Tucker in years. Is he Absolutely Looney Tunes?

All the clips I have seen indicate that. I have never watched any of his shows but I have seen a lot of clips over the years going back to watching Eichenwald with his hilarious binder "full of answers" he never used.

Funny how that dude just disappeared. Wonder what happened to him behind the scenes.

63 35 It's not a TOOMAH !
Posted by: Tuckernegger at September 08, 2026 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

2mah, mathily.

64 And I don't think I've used trig since I left formal schooling.

I used trig a lot back when I used to do ray-traced images with POVRay. Also when putting in the flooring on the stairs in my house around corners. If you want to know distances and/or angles, it’s extremely useful.

65 To get from one side of the room to the other you have to go 1/2 way across the room. Then 1/2 way from there. The 1/2 way and so on and so on.

It’s an infinite number of 1/2 ways. So how can you ever reach the other side?

Calculus solved that. Or as Tuqur would say, the Jews control the room

66 Solving differential equations, or even doing basic algebra is probably beyond me at this point. And the average man doesn't need that math much, so I'll leave it to the engineers to 'splain to me how they are used. I know relativity is pretty important to understand in practical space missions ....

67 There is a theory that language does constrain the way we think about the world the Sapir–Whorf hypothesis. Its a plot point in the movie Arrival.

68 You know who else hated algebra?

I heard he especially hated the μs.

69 I'm confident with algebra, but, god help me, I never could figure out how to actuarially increase a joint and contingent annuity.

70 Pssst -- don't even mention Minkowski Inequalities. I think Tuq'r's head would explode.

71 Even if all the views Tuqur gets are bots from Pakistan he still gets paid.

72 In Nancy Pelosi's battle against Young's Modulus, Young's Modulus is winning.

73 "Nowhere did I find any letters in my math to calculate the size and structural integrity of a cantonary arch.

Shouldn't that be catenary arch?

You didn't calculate the span, rise, and radius of the arch? You didn't calculate the sum of horizontal and vertical forces on the support blocks? You didn't calculate the compressive stress vs the allowable stress of the materials?

I have doubts you calculated the size and structural integrity of the arch if you didn't do those things.
Posted by: bonhomme

Casting my mind back into the mists of architecture school, I think you can get the proper structural shape for catenary arches by draping chains, rather than calculation.

74 He has Swanson F-you money. He don't care.

THE JOKE IS JUICE SOUNDS LIKE JEWS

75 47 To infinity… and beyond!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2026 04:40 PM (gkBVP)

∞ +

76 What he does, it gets clicks.

But 90% of those clicks are from Pakistan and places like Iran. I don't know if they still are but Iranian state TV was running Tucker stuff back to back a few weeks ago. He doesn't really have much of a fan base in the US. He goes where the money is, like Milo.

77 truthsocial.com @CitizenFreePress
TheTaliban's haul of American military hardware 5 years on

https://tinyurl.com/3we6vpma

2 minutes report

78 Speaking of NANC Pelosi she will go down as one of the worst speakers we've had but one of the top stock traders in the history of the world...

79 Let X be the number of times that Tucker is just asking questions. Let Y be the number of retarded guests. Then it follows that X > Y and dX/dt > 0…. Furthermore, as t —> /inf, Tucker’s brain converges to porridge. QED.

80 Well, me, myself, I wouldn't want JD to turn on a dime on long-time friends.

==

I want to address this , since Vance used it to dodge the real issue, does Vance think that Carlson belongs in the Conservative, MAGA movement and does he think his good friend's ideas belong in the movement. Somebody should ask him. In fact, I think it's time JD Vance accepted Ben Shapiro's invite to interview him. He's been avoiding that particular interview for some reason.

81 I used trig in the machine shop. Sometimes we set cutting tools off-center to reduce chatter. When you do that, the depth of cut is shallower than what you dialed in. With trig, I gave them the formula to calculate the correct dial depth setting.

82 This is what I have been missing?

83 I never could figure out how to actuarially increase a joint and contingent annuity.

I’m guessing that the reason financial equations were built into calculators almost from the start, despite practically no one needing them, is because the few who needed those functions, couldn’t figure it out either.

84 T'qur is a lunatic

85 Looks like Canada is about to bring some serious pain onto the US, thanks to Trump. Enacting retaliatory tariffs and partnering with China instead of the US are power moves. The world order is changing.

86 Irony would be a crazed leftist taking out Tucker because he thinks Tucker is some kind of conservative hero

87 69 You know who else hated algebra?

I heard he especially hated the μs.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t)

mu's?

88 Solving differential equations, or even doing basic algebra is probably beyond me at this point. And the average man doesn't need that math much, so I'll leave it to the engineers to 'splain to me how they are used. I know relativity is pretty important to understand in practical space missions ....

It is true that most people won't use much of the math they learn in school, but there are reasons to study it anyway.

1) Train your brain for rigor. Few things make you think harder.
2) As a society, we need an educational filter for intelligence, and math is a good one. You should learn early on whether you're suited to STEM or something else.
3) Any successful modern society requires math competence in a portion of the population.

89 Tucker Carlson is an imbecile. Thatisall.

90 70 I'm confident with algebra, but, god help me, I never could figure out how to actuarially increase a joint and contingent annuity.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 08, 2026 04:43 PM (2ap+5)

Now the math is getting scary.

91 Irony would be a crazed leftist taking out Tucker because he thinks Tucker is some kind of conservative hero
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2026 04:46 PM (v6vok)

They know he is one of them! He keeps supporting their candidates!

92 I think Nick Cage has more discretion about what he does for money than Tucker Carlson.

(SWIDT? I crossed the streams!!)

93 Every carpenter uses algebra every day.

94 I hated all math. I only took as much in high school that allowed me to get into college.

95 When trying to determine the height of something you're standing a known distance away from, knowledge of trigonometry is central, not merely tangent, to the solution.

96 I thought moose limbs created algebra.

To have an 1.9 average is pathetic. His IQ is in the double digits. He also looks dumb, so there's that.

97 I axed Gemini "How much of Tucker's traffic is bot-generated?"

He gave me a looong answer that boils down to 'it's anybody's guess.' Gee, thanks, Mr Smarty Pants AI!

98 42 You can't appreciate properly young B-cup or larger ladies walking or jogging free without partial-differential equations.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 08, 2026 04:39 PM (0sNs1)

In case it still needs to be said ...

SHUT UP WESLEY !!!

99 It is amazing to see the site pest cheering on Canuckistan tanking their economy MORE and partnering with China. But at least China doesn't stop the government from paying for tranny surgeries for kids...oh wait...it does.

100 Jewish mathematicians: Revolutionize physics, cosmology, and engineering. bringing mankind from the Dark Ages to an unimaginable future.

Tucker Carlson: Dohhhh, math too hard, me no like.

101 I have no idea what 'goy' means. I keep seeing it being used against Jews by the usual suspects of loons.

102 Canada is a pimple on America’s ass Sid.
You’re too gullible to Chinese propaganda to know any better. Canada could disappear tomorrow and nobody would notice. But they’ll inflict pain. lol.

103 OMG the troll doesn't come her for the hunting does it.

104 75 He has Swanson F-you money. He don't care.

THE JOKE IS JUICE SOUNDS LIKE JEWS
Posted by: Big Ben at September 08, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)

Ah.

105 I was right about algebra. I never used it after school (that I'm aware of).
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 08, 2026 04:35 PM (ZgwKJ)


.... you've never had to figure out dimensions for something you're building when you only have part of the measurements?

I mean, people who do engineering and architecture and chemistry and physics and pharmacy and (insert other math intensive professions) will use it more (I do statistics and analysis at times, so I use it as well), but if you do even something as relatively simple as landscaping, you will likely be using it.

106 'scuse me while I do this Laplace Transform

107 Tucker is approaching Peak Stupid at Ludicrous Speed.

108 In Nancy Pelosi's battle against Young's Modulus, Young's Modulus is winning.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 08, 2026 04:44 PM (0sNs1)

Ptosis, even.

109 …but there are reasons to study it anyway.

Also, a lot of them, you don’t need to know them, just that they exist. When you need them, you can look them up, or realize that it’s worthwhile to call a friend who might remember how to do them.

And so that you don’t think it’s joo magic when someone else does use it.

110 You can't appreciate properly young B-cup or larger ladies walking or jogging free without partial-differential equations.

The algorithm gave me a video of a young woman who shuffle dances and pretty clearly isn't wearing a bra. Her top parts move more and faster then her legs...

111 Guess Tucker is living proof about the horseshoe horse's ass theory of politics.

Suggested edit.

112 I only took as much in high school that allowed me to get into college.
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 04:47 PM (lJ0H4)

LOL, I purposefully chose a major (advertising) that would not require that I take calculus, algebra, trig, etc. Unfortunately, it did require statistics which I had to take twice.

113 If you want to know whether a corner is square, just remember 3-4-5!

114 Watch that link to get your blood boiling

115 I have no idea what 'goy' means. I keep seeing it being used against Jews by the usual suspects of loons.

Its like Haole or Gaijin or Gwailo, etc. Its "not one of us" in a semi-pejorative sense. The thing is, I see non-Jews using it a lot more than Jews.

116 Our political landscape is a total mess.

117 Tucker having 1.9 isn’t shocking. Rich kid alcoholic who didn’t care about grades knowing he’d never have to apply for a job in his life.

118 It is funny watching the left complain about sekret JOO conspiracies and the need to ethnically cleanse the middle east all while calling everyone they don't like a NAZI

119 > Casting my mind back into the mists of architecture school, I think you can get the proper structural shape for catenary arches by draping chains, rather than calculation.

Assuming that's true, and I believe you, that's a heuristic, not a calculation. It doesn't verify the structural integrity. If the heuristic is generally reliable, you can probably assume to a reasonable degree that it's structurally sound, but the math is more reliable.

120 Yeah, Sid, we should just continue to let Canada to be the CCP's laundromat for their industrial dumping.

And "serious pain"? Please.

121 Solving differential equations, or even doing basic algebra is probably beyond me at this point. And the average man doesn't need that math much, so I'll leave it to the engineers to 'splain to me how they are used. I know relativity is pretty important to understand in practical space missions ....
Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2026 04:43 PM (vbXSk)

If you need to change the number of people you make a recipe for, you are using algebra. If you want to know how many six packs you need at the game party with the bros, same.

122 I have no idea what 'goy' means. I keep seeing it being used against Jews by the usual suspects of loons.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come

The term basically means non-Jews (gentiles). I think there's an implication of some level of subservience, intentional or not.

123 Anthropologists discovered a tribe in the South Pacific that was so primitive that they had a grand total of four numerals:

One
Two
Three
Many.

They hadn't even progressed to the level of counting all the fingers on one hand yet.

Tucker did Ancestry.com and it said both his parents came from that tribe.

124 The algorithm gave me a video of a young woman who shuffle dances and pretty clearly isn't wearing a bra. Her top parts move more and faster then her legs...
==
the algo knows you very well

125 Tucker is rather derivative.

126 3) Any successful modern society requires math competence in a portion of the population.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2026 04:47 PM

Naw, man. Disallowing innumeracy is a cispatriarcal way of stopping equality and diversity!

127 I have no idea what 'goy' means. I keep seeing it being used against Jews by the usual suspects of loons.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 04:48 PM


It's an anti semitic slur.

128 Sid isn’t just retarded. He’s CNN watcher retarded.

129 If you want to know how many six packs you need at the game party with the bros, same.

If you want to know how long it takes to go sixty miles when you’re going sixty miles an hour…

130 "Train your brain for rigor."

I do about ten chess puzzles a day. And yes, I have a book of algebra brain-teasers right on my desktop. Last time I solved a set was ... June 18 2026. Gotta get back on that horse.

131 Germany did the most infamous own-goal by kicking out all their top scientists prior to World War II.

England was most accommodating and encouraged them to emigrate there. Would they do the same thing today, is a question.

The U.S.A. poached a bunch of top flight theoretical physicists as well, many of them Jews. Later, somebody asked a top German official how the scientific community was getting along. "It isn't" was the reply. Oops.

132 102 I have no idea what 'goy' means. I keep seeing it being used against Jews by the usual suspects of loons.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 04:48 PM (sAmhv)
----

I think in the literal 'goy' just means a non-Jew.

But now it's being deployed so that goyxxxxxxxx just means "anything The Jews feed to the non-Jews so that The Jews stay in control and everyone else just accepts that The Jews run the world.

It's fucking retarded.

133 you've never had to figure out dimensions for something you're building when you only have part of the measurements?

Yeah people use algebra quite often, they just don't see it in terms of formulae. They see it in practice, where it makes sense.

Math's biggest advantage isn't the way you'll use it later on, its that it forces you to think in an orderly, systematic manner: it teaches logic

134 3x+4y=12 is a Jewish plot??

135 Every farmer uses algebra. And geometry.

136 But it's totes OK that he's JD Vance's BFF, you guys.

137 "You can't appreciate properly young B-cup or larger ladies walking or jogging free without partial-differential equations."

My inner Hatemonger is coming out... "Boobies...are evil! We musn't look at boobies!".

138 Goy - i think for orthodox, they can't do any work on sabbath, they need someone who can - simple things, take out the garbage, flush the toilet, stuff like that. At least that's what some guy who lived in NYC an age ago said he got paid to do for a local orthodox family. He was the goy.

139 As x approaches 0, Sid’s retardation approaches infinity.

140 Looks like Canada is about to bring some serious pain onto the US, thanks to Trump. Enacting retaliatory tariffs and partnering with China instead of the US are power moves. The world order is changing.
Posted by: Sid at September 08, 2026 04:46 PM (2J5h1)

Putting Canada and "power moves" together.

LOL

141 My inner Hatemonger is coming out... "Boobies...are evil! We musn't look at boobies!".


Did you see Space King 5? Hatemonger was already my favorite character but in that episode...wow.

142 59 And yes, as an Electronics guy? E= I R.. used a bunch.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2026 04:40 PM (mP0Kj)

Is that you, Ohm?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2026 04:42 PM (gkBVP)

ELI the ICEman!!!

143 LOL, I purposefully chose a major (advertising) that would not require that I take calculus, algebra, trig, etc. Unfortunately, it did require statistics which I had to take twice.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

The joke was on me. Unfortunately even history majors were required to do two quarters of math when I went to college.

144 This doesn't add up.

145 This guy seems to believe some weird stuff.

146 Just two hateful retards chattering away. I've seen deeper intellects on The View. Okay, I have heard tell of them.

147
He has Swanson F-you money. He don't care.

Posted by: m
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He's suing the Swanson family for his cut.
Swanson says he's not blood, he's and ad-on
never was part of the, nuts and bolts family,
and gets no cut.

148 Here's a contrived but somewhat realistic use for algebra that even Tucker could understand.

Say you're a shop owner who sells fruit. You have a cart you take to a nearby town to pick up your fruit.

Based on past experience, you know your cart can hold 500 bananas and 30 watermelons.
Also based on past experience, you know your cart can hold 300 bananas and 40 watermelons.

You find a pretty good deal on bananas and watermelons this time.

You want to buy 400 bananas and as many watermelons as you can.

Without breaking your cart, and without wasting your money by buying too few watermelons to fill your cart or so many you break your cart or are force to abandon some, how many can you buy?

149 123 I have no idea what 'goy' means. I keep seeing it being used against Jews by the usual suspects of loons.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come

The term basically means non-Jews (gentiles). I think there's an implication of some level of subservience, intentional or not.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired


Oh. That's lame. Whatever. the Bible Study I go to on Tuesday nights kicks off again tonight. They break over the summer. We're studying Numbers tonight. I've never studied it. Read it but never studied. Hope Algebra isn't involved.

150 You can't appreciate properly young B-cup or larger ladies walking or jogging free without partial-differential equations.
>>>
The algorithm gave me a video of a young woman who shuffle dances and pretty clearly isn't wearing a bra. Her top parts move more and faster then her legs...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

The Hang On Sloopy dancing girl?

151 126 Tucker is rather derivative.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 08, 2026 04:51 PM (wtvvX)

The truth will out.

It appears ol' Tuck has been and continues to be something of a twat, isn't he?

152 Goy - i think for orthodox, they can't do any work on sabbath, they need someone who can - simple things, take out the garbage, flush the toilet, stuff like that. At least that's what some guy who lived in NYC an age ago said he got paid to do for a local orthodox family. He was the goy.

Posted by: Hey Now

"Shabbat Goyim", literally "sabbath goy" or basically the dude they pay to do what they aren't allowed to Friday night/Saturday daylight. Not sure how common it is any longer.

153 What an idiot. They created differential equations to f’k with people. Algebra is for children.

154 Tuqur saw how many views Candy Owens got with insane Jewish conspiracies and saw an opportunity. As with all things follow the money. I really doubt he believes 10% of the shit he spews. But he knows his viewers do.

155 I am really good at math that is concrete and relatable in my head. Algebra and Trig 100% click for me. College Calculus whipped my ass and I was never able to understand it even with tutoring and living with Engineering majors.

156 He's suing the Swanson family for his cut.
Swanson says he's not blood, he's and ad-on
never was part of the, nuts and bolts family,
and gets no cut.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 04:55 PM (AJWch)

Also, he's an asshole.

157 I used to play a game called Crossmath that was kind of like a crossword puzzle but with numbers. It was challenging and fun (and was a lot of logic and algebra on the fly). But the programs all started to put in ads and interruptions and annoyances, so I deleted them.

158 Did you see Space King 5? Hatemonger was already my favorite character but in that episode...wow.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2026 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

Hehehe, yes, I did! His battle prayer during the end fight, ooh...

"With their many eyes, THEY SHALL WEEP.
With their many limbs, THEY WILL CRAWL.
In their many tongues, THEY SHALL PLEAD.
In their many forms, THEY WILL FALL.
SO SAYETH SPACE KING!"

159 The only thing I am remembering about differential equations is synthetic division. I don't remember what those words mean, I just remember the words.

160 The Hang On Sloopy dancing girl?

I'm going to have to get a link to tell

For science. Great bouncy science

161 The algebra, I do not speak it.

162
Its like Haole or Gaijin or Gwailo, etc. Its "not one of us" in a semi-pejorative sense. The thing is, I see non-Jews using it a lot more than Jews.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 04:50 PM (K32Fz)



Haole and Gaijin are generally "foreign person we don't like", but Gwailo is more "foreign non-human cockroach who we have a duty to cheat before crushing their bodies under our sandals".

163 >>>
Without breaking your cart, and without wasting your money by buying too few watermelons to fill your cart or so many you break your cart or are force to abandon some, how many can you buy?

Posted by: bonhomme
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That's some kinda puzzle idn't it?

164 How are we to factor apples and oranges without algebra?

165 Am I supposed to know who Jeff Elofson is?

166 "If you need to change the number of people you make a recipe for, you are using algebra. If you want to know how many six packs you need at the game party with the bros, same." Posted by: Oldcat

I was thinking "algebra" is more about
x^2 + 8xy + 3y^2= 100 ... solved for x and y
or there is probably another equation needed ... heh.

But solving for six packs is just
10 people X 6 beers/person = 60 beers. common math?

167 It's an anti semitic slur.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 08, 2026 04:51 PM (I43vL)

It is used to describe a non-Jewish person. Usually in a negative connotation.

168
Hehehe, yes, I did! His battle prayer during the end fight, ooh...

Yep. His squad mostly annoys me - the leader is a retard. The guy with the cybernetic eye is a slightly more amusing retard. Chestnut is kind of annoying.

But Hatemonger? He is the perfect Warhammer parody and makes everything work.

169 Integration by parts…. Now there’s something that’ll blow your mind. Or how about infinite series….

170 Haole and Gaijin are generally "foreign person we don't like", but Gwailo is more "foreign non-human cockroach who we have a duty to cheat before crushing their bodies under our sandals".

The Chinese still struggle with, despite all evidence to the contrary, thinking they are the greatest people on earth. Like most of the Native American tribes in the US who thought they were just "the people" and everyone else was not people.

171
We were drinking, so it was funny.
Posted by: Orson

===============

Lol, that does sound funny.

172 Magnets, how do they work?

173 former carpenter; 3 4 5 rule-down 9", over 12"' angle tape measure should be 15". 90 degrees.

174 102 I have no idea what 'goy' means. I keep seeing it being used against Jews by the usual suspects of loons.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 04:48 PM (sAmhv)

goy
noun (plural goyim) or (plural goys)
sometimes derogatory
a term used by Jewish people for a non-Jewish person.

origin
early 19th century: from Hebrew gōy 'people, nation'

175 10 people X 6 beers/person = 60 beers. common math?

There are six beers in a pack. Each of your friends will drink six beers. You have ten friends. How many packs do you need?

This is algebra, although because your friends are drunks, very simple algebra.

176 Daily Mail has an exclusive - an interview with the 3 AWFL jurors in the Clancy case, including the forewoman. They look and speak exactly like you'd expect:


https://tinyurl.com/zj42rab2

177 It's Calculus that basically never has any real world application outside of engineering yet is widely required as a math course.

Algebra though is used all the time.

178 Weasel will so disappointed in y’all. He does a fairly advanced math class several times a year and all y’all seem to get some of what he says.

179 102 I have no idea what 'goy' means. I keep seeing it being used against Jews by the usual suspects of loons.
Posted by: Puddleglum

"Goy" (plural "goyim") was the words used in Yiddish-speaking communities from the Middle Ages up[ through the 19th century to refer to anyone who wasn't Jewish. It wasn't originally derogatory, just a descriptive term to distinguish locals from outsiders. Every ethnicity and langauage groups has some kind of similar term. A good example of a similar terms was how Native Americans would refer to any outsider as "paleface."

But once the word "goy" arrived (along witht he rest of Yiddish) into an urban environment (specifically 19th century New York), and non-Jews heard it for the first time, they kind of took offense, feeling the term was exclusionary and demeaning. (Exactly how whites took offense at the originally non-derogatory term "paleface.")

Eventually, the word was burdened with negative connotations, such that anytime a Yiddish-speaker used it, it was deemed insulting.

Fast forward to the post-10/7 world, and now it is an adjective which means, "Inferior cultural artifacts devised by sneaky Jews to waste non-Jew's time."

180 "They discuss how they've never met anyone in their life who uses algebra, which is "fake math" for people "in the matrix."

Sure, sure. Hey, do you guys like to play cards? Y'ever play for money? It's a lot of fun.

181 2 + 2 = 5

182 If I were that man, I think I would have gotten violent with the 'ladies.'
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Speaking with NBC10 Boston, the three women detailed the arguments they had with the one male juror who would not acquit.

One of the women, known only as juror two, told the outlet: 'He, I think got up to the cart [with the exhibits] once and then went back to his seat.

'He would not interact with us and try to understand. We read to him the definition of reasonable doubt.

'He said one day "why don't we have the judge read it again?", and we were like no we have it in front of us.'

One woman, the jury's foreperson, told the outlet: 'He had reasonable doubt. He admitted he had reasonable doubt.

'I started filling out the forms, I was so excited. There were three forms I had to fill out, and then he said "but I'm still not going to say she's not guilty."'

According to the trio, they argued so much with the man that the alternate jurors could hear them through a wall.

183 Well, the algebraic geometrist Alexander Grothendieck had an anarchist, Hasidic Jewish father and a Protestant German mother, but in the end, he ended up choosing to live in seclusion eating dandelion soup, but according to Tuq'r, he's just the sort to inflict Jewish math upon the world.

As for Abel and Galois, I don't know of any Jewish connection. What about the other algebraicists?

184 Tuqur saw how many views Candy Owens got with insane Jewish conspiracies and saw an opportunity. As with all things follow the money. I really doubt he believes 10% of the shit he spews. But he knows his viewers do.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 04:56 PM (U1NLK)

Not sure if the order of these events was accurate. Tucker has been veering off course for a while now.

185 Tucker Carlson: Algebra Is a Jewish Plot to Confuse the Goys by Sticking Letters Into Math

wait wait wait

I thought AoSHQ was supposed to be a No Math Zone.

186 Am I supposed to know who Jeff Elofson is?

I know its "cool" and "edgy" to say WHO? About people who pop up in the news but... increasingly I have no idea who these people are. Like Jelly Roll I think it was in the news last week? Never heard of him before this came up. No idea who these people are.

Gossip is like "Poppy Torque and Aleena Corkscrew went to the Nebbta last week and got engaged!"

What the hell are you even talking about?

187 "It's Calculus that basically never has any real world application outside of engineering"

It's in every car driver's dashboard. Odometer for integration, speedometer for differentiation.

188 Does Barbra wish she was goy?
Is George really a boy?
Is filthy ever divine?
It's all subjective

189 You use algebra all the time- you just do not realize it.

190 It's Calculus that basically never has any real world application outside of engineering yet is widely required as a math course.

Algebra though is used all the time.
Posted by: Leupold at September 08, 2026 05:02 PM (eIzlH)

Area of material under a curve has lots of applications.

191 The Five - the DSA are meeting in Chicago to plot takeover.
First you get the power, then you get the women

CNN - Tapper Supreme Court and mail-in ballots

MSNow - more Americans are identifying as Dems! Including the dead, those that don't exist and those who exist in multiple voting areas at the same time.

CBC - Canada strikes back. Good luck with that.

192 "Germany did the most infamous own-goal by kicking out all their top scientists prior to World War II.
England was most accommodating and encouraged them to emigrate there. Would they do the same thing today, is a question."

England now has imported the top Muslim pedophiles, who have taught the England elite the best methods for grooming and raping young girls. Not quite as useful as the top scientists, but fun for the elites (for now).

193 'I started filling out the forms, I was so excited. There were three forms I had to fill out, and then he said "but I'm still not going to say she's not guilty."'



EXCITED to find her not guilty?!?

194 I forgot about the wrestling demons thing. Is it a nightly occurrence?

195 'He would not interact with us and try to understand.

Meaning: he kept using logic and facts instead of feeling the way we wanted him to

196 Like most of the Native American tribes in the US who thought they were just "the people" and everyone else was not people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 05:01 PM (K32Fz)

Still does mean that. Mary Peltola runs a campaign ad with an old Yupik grandma saying that Mary will serve The People. Meaning, Natives.

197 Do you really have to "really know math" to make a kiln?

198 148
He has Swanson F-you money. He don't care.

Posted by: m
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He's suing the Swanson family for his cut.
Swanson says he's not blood, he's and ad-on
never was part of the, nuts and bolts family,
and gets no cut.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 04:55 PM (AJWch)

Huh! Maybe this is why he's gotten all twisted.

199 Calculus that basically never has any real world application outside of engineering yet is widely required as a math course.

—

Finance is all calculus.

200 Don't mess with my Saturday side gig.

201 "Do you really have to "really know math" to make a kiln?"

If you don't, you might end up with an irrational kiln.

202 Area of material under a curve has lots of applications.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)

Can't do Civil Engineering without it.

203 I forgot about the wrestling demons thing. Is it a nightly occurrence?

Just the once that I know of. To me it sounds like his dog tried to get on the bed and Tucker freaked out because he was half awake. LOOK SCRATCHES!

204 198 Do you really have to "really know math" to make a kiln?
Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2026 05:08 PM (0MjtC)

Well, let's see, pottery has been around for about 10,000 years, most of that kiln fired....

205 EXCITED to find her not guilty?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

Sick.

206 I wrestled all night myself.

207 So, I guess the Jews would have to follow a modified Grothendieck strategy to control the world, Tuq'r fashion. First, master algebra like Grothendieck did. Then produce work in the field in such a stunning manner that mathematicians speak reverently of you. Then go into seclusion where you live eating only dandelion soup. After this, somehow conquer the world.

It can be done, apparently. Just don't ask me how the last step is done.

208 204 I forgot about the wrestling demons thing. Is it a nightly occurrence?

Just the once that I know of. To me it sounds like his dog tried to get on the bed and Tucker freaked out because he was half awake. LOOK SCRATCHES!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 05:09 PM (K32Fz)

I suspect the demons have already bagged him and can't be bothered any more.

209 The square root of a negative number is called an "imaginary number," represented by the letter "i."

Starting today, the square root of "i" is dubbed "a carlson," and is represented by a doo-doo emoji.

210 198 Do you really have to "really know math" to make a kiln?
Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2026 05:08 PM (0MjtC)

Well, let's see, pottery has been around for about 10,000 years, most of that kiln fired....
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2026 05:10 PM (H9BGx)

Well if you don't get enough bricks to cover the roof, its gonna use a lot of wood.

211 EXCITED to find her not guilty?!?

The most positive spin would be "excited to finally get this over with and go home" but I suspect they were gleeful about making sure she didn't go to jail.

212 How soon before Tucker goes over the Protocols of Zion and screams and hollers that it is a blueprint for world Jewish domination?

213 1. Become popular rightwing commentator
2. Build up a bunch of organic energy behind you by talking about real issues.
3. Pivot
4. Blame the Jews for everything you've previously mentioned.
5. Hate Da Joos so much that you start simping for Islam (and taking money from Qatar).
6. You now talk about working with the Left, even if that means throwing your old base under the bus.
7. Promote a bunch of increasingly retarded conspiracy theories.
Congratulations, all the energy you harnessed has been successfully neutralized, demoralizing your former audience.

214 "The square root of a negative number is called an "imaginary number," represented by the letter "i." "

EEs use 'j', because they can.

215 How soon before Tucker goes over the Protocols of Zion and screams and hollers that it is a blueprint for world Jewish domination?
Posted by: Zombie Henry Ford at September 08, 2026 05:11 PM (Z8Kuq)

You'd think they'd come up with a new forgery by now, that one's a bit old.

216 I wrestled all night myself.

Muslims have recently read that tale and are gleefully crowing about how weak Yahweh must be, because Jacob beat him in a wrestling match.

You can always tell who has had kids and who has not. Like God asking "where are you?" to Adam and Eve. Its not about ignorance, its about giving the kids a chance to do the right thing before you take the belt off.

217 These days, the word 'celebrity' means less and less.

218 " You have 2000 Jewish people. If 1400 of them control the world banking system, how many are left to control the weather?"

- Tucker math

219 You are trying to estimate the area under a curve so you divide the area up into rectangles. To check the quality of the measurement, you do your calculations again with somewhat smaller rectangles. Then you check that one. Before long, you are doing calculus.

220 'i' is actually sqrt(-1). To get an imaginary number generally, use a+bi.

221 Do you really have to "really know math" to make a kiln?
Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2026 05:08 PM (0MjtC)

It might have helped in safely using one.

222 Gossip is like "Poppy Torque and Aleena Corkscrew went to the Nebbta last week and got engaged!"

What the hell are you even talking about?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 05:04 PM (K32Fz)

News Desks are now run by the advertising department.

So it is all about visibility of who they wish to promote.

223 Or precisely, a complex number, I guess.

224
Art Garfunkel considering leaving US over Trump.

Bye asshole!

225 length x width = Area
interest = principal x rate x time
pay = hours worked x hourly rate

Most people have used at least one of these equations in a practical way at some point in their life.

226 I sort of understood why I needed algebra for nursing. Not really, but I had to take it.

I remain in the dark why I needed physics. And at some point, for reasons unknown, I took and passed and hated zoology. I also took geology and don't remember why and liked it. I like rocks, fossils and stuff I find on beaches.

I had a lot of ology classes. Biology, anatomy and physiology obviously made sense with chemistry and organic chemistry for nursing.

The classes I hated the most were psych and I had at least 3 of those horrors.

I may use algebra and trig without knowing it but I consciously avoid them. Got into trig and made an A. It might have been from a concussion from basketball.

227 I used to wrestle in my sleep too.

228 Finance is all calculus.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

===

Not really, just unique esoteric parts.

Maybe for a quant fund

229 The Natives living along the Yukon used to say there were three kinds of white men: White Men, Black White Men, and Swedes.

Make of it what you will.

230 a squared + b squared = c squared
that is useful math when squaring a foundation.

A pedant might explicate that this is geometry, not algebra.
But you really need to know that hillbillies call this
"Three-four-fivin' it." And I have watched it done in the field.

Le Bourgeois gentilhomme was surprised to find
that he had been speaking prose.

231
Oh yeah? Tell me who 'we' scarred.

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Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
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5h
you just knew this was coming at some point.
Quote

Bobby LaValley
@Bobby_LaVallley
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6h
🚨 Abdul El-Sayed in unearthed audio:

"9/11 scarred our country in profound ways, but what we did after 9/11 scarred millions of other people."

232 'i' is actually sqrt(-1)

My calculator says ERROR when I try that, not I

233 198 Do you really have to "really know math" to make a kiln?
Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2026 05:08 PM (0MjtC)

For the love of God, YES!

234 219 " You have 2000 Jewish people. If 1400 of them control the world banking system, how many are left to control the weather?"

- Tucker math
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 08, 2026 05:13 PM (IwlG/)

Ha!

235 EEs use 'j', because they can.

“An ingenious writer has discovered, in the name of Thomas Jefferson, the Anagram ‘Host of man is free.’”—The Missouri Republican, November 16, 1826

236 If Tucker x 5 = 10, what does Tucker equal?

Jello

237 233 Your calculator has no imagination.

238 Either Tucker has gone insane, or this is a cry for help.

239 2 + 2 = 5

For sufficiently large values of 2.
-- old physics joke

240 Variables, Tuck. They're called variables.
Conversations with innumerate people are pointless.

241
College Calculus whipped my ass and I was never able to understand it even with tutoring and living with Engineering majors.
Posted by: ballistic at September 08, 2026 04:56 PM (oqH4h)



I knew an Afghan guy in college who drank beer like he lived in Green Bay, was the grandson of a rather famous Indian mohammedan lawyer who did a Koran translation that was the official Saudi translation to English for many years, and he used to do calculus for fun with a couple of other engineering students at beer parties.

Shit. I had problems with Introductory Algebra.

242 212 EXCITED to find her not guilty?!?

The most positive spin would be "excited to finally get this over with and go home" but I suspect they were gleeful about making sure she didn't go to jail.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2026 05:11 PM (K32Fz)

16 There are six things the Lord hates,
seven that are detestable to him:
17 haughty eyes,
a lying tongue,
hands that shed innocent blood,
18 a heart that devises wicked schemes,
feet that are quick to rush into evil,
19 a false witness who pours out lies
and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.

Wow... batting 1000...

243 The Natives living along the Yukon used to say there were three kinds of white men: White Men, Black White Men, and Swedes.

Even they understood the untrustworthy nature of the snowbillies

244 We're Jews out in space
We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
We're Jews out in space
If trouble appears we put it right back in its place

When goyim attack us
We give 'em a smack
We'll slap them right back in the face

We're Jews out in space
We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race

245 110 …but there are reasons to study it anyway.

Also, a lot of them, you don’t need to know them, just that they exist. When you need them, you can look them up, or realize that it’s worthwhile to call a friend who might remember how to do them.

And so that you don’t think it’s joo magic when someone else does use it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2026 04:49 PM (VJ1er)

Yes. Like most general undergraduate courses.

246 My calculator says ERROR when I try that, not I"

Mine says 8008...

247 It works....

248 When trying to determine the height of something you're standing a known distance away from, knowledge of trigonometry is central, not merely tangent, to the solution.
-----

I could solve that with geometry. Why would I need trigonometry?

249 i^2 = -1

This little critter can be used to solve electrical circuit problems with capacitors and inductors… good stuff

Not to mention Euler’s sublime e^i*pi + 1 = 0

250 You can bet your sweet ass Tucker uses algebra all the time.

$37 million from a Soros cutout divided by 20 podcasts = X dollars per podcast.

X dollars per podcast - Y production costs - Z for staff salary = P dollars per podcast for me.

251 240 2 + 2 = 5

For sufficiently large values of 2.
-- old physics joke
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 05:17 PM (vTZFs)

; )

252 Art Garfunkel considering leaving US over Trump.

Bye asshole!

Art Garfunkel is still alive? Huh. (And I'm a big fan of the earlier S&G stuff.)

253 Tcn, from what can we glean from these arbitrary distinctions? Were the Swedes considered especially scrofulous or something?

254 Honey, I'm Ohm!

255 "9/11 scarred our country in profound ways, but what we did after 9/11 scarred millions of other people."
Posted by: beckster at September 08, 2026 05:15 PM (kX27y)

If it wasn't Billions I want my money back. Pour encourager les autres.

256 Mine says 8008

You need a better calculator, the advanced one says 5318008

257 Simon and Garfunkle was maybe sorta kinda OK, but listening to it had the disconcerting effect of causing one's testicles to retract into the abdomen. Usually cured by frequent applications of Canned Heat, Deep Purple, or Led Zeppelin.

258 255 Honey, I'm Ohm!
Posted by: Draft resistor

Ouch, that pun hertz.

259 253 Art Garfunkel considering leaving US over Trump.

Bye asshole!

Art Garfunkel is still alive? Huh. (And I'm a big fan of the earlier S&G stuff.)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 05:19 PM (vTZFs)

In the immortal words of that great Thespian, Businessman, and 2nd Amendment Advocate... Curly Bill Brocius...

Well.... Bye...

260 I could solve that with geometry. Why would I need trigonometry?

"How else could you plot a course from The Lizard to Jamaica?"
--Captain Aubrey

261 180: Thanks zombie! You're pretty knowledgeable for the undead!

262
Tcn, from what can we glean from these arbitrary distinctions? Were the Swedes considered especially scrofulous or something?
Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2026 05:20 PM (+/Ezd)




Teh Horde has long been the Cassandra of the intertubes sounding the alarm over the Vast Scandi Lutefisk Conspiracy

263 Tcn, from what can we glean from these arbitrary distinctions? Were the Swedes considered especially scrofulous or something?

Just a comment on the filthy icebacks

264 Artie is probably getting a bit long in the tooth anyway. He's just putting out his virtue signaling virtues, to signal.

Eat a dick, buddy.

265 256 "9/11 scarred our country in profound ways, but what we did after 9/11 scarred millions of other people."
Posted by: beckster at September 08, 2026 05:15 PM (kX27y)

If it wasn't Billions I want my money back. Pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 08, 2026 05:20 PM (r7+Q7)

Yup... why the hell do we pay for all this Military if those who ATTACK US are not scared?

266 From Deadline.

Our societal betters felating each other.

French filmmaker Florian Zeller has returned with a new feature, Bunker, starring Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem, which earned a 16-minute ovation this evening after its debut screening at the Venice Film Festival.

There was a very enthusiastic response to the movie in the room, with Cruz and Bardem sharing hugs during the applause and woos from the crowd. The 16-minute 30 second ovation takes it beyond the 14-minute ovation scored by Wild Horse Nine earlier in the festival and makes it one of the longest ever at the Venice Film Festival.

267 I was dismayed to learn that our rock bottom public school district has 'geometry' classes that don't require proofs. WTF?

268 Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

Use a url shortening app for links, or dont use links.

Is this too complicated for you?

269 Want your mind blown? Look up the square root of i

270 The Jew enslaves with his math!

271 240 2 + 2 = 5

For sufficiently large values of 2.
-- old physics joke
Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2026 05:17 PM (vTZFs)

Here I am!

272 > Do you really have to "really know math" to make a kiln?

No. But you're going to need a lot of trial and error. Or access to the result of other people's trial and error. You're also likely to have an overbuilt or underbuilt system and you won't know its limits without a more trial and error.

273 262 180: Thanks zombie! You're pretty knowledgeable for the undead!
Posted by: Puddleglum

Since time has no meaning for me, I have lots of it to study every topic ever imagined.

274 The actor Terrence Howard thought that any number multiplied by zero producing zero made no sense because it made something disappear. Representing something be hard

275 But you're going to need a lot of trial and error.

yeah you can do all the stuff math does without it, you'll just take 29 times as long

276 When trying to determine the height of something you're standing a known distance away from, knowledge of trigonometry is central, not merely tangent, to the solution.
-----

I could solve that with geometry. Why would I need trigonometry?
Posted by: Crusader at September 08, 2026 05:18 PM (TN0g+)
——

You’d both be using the same equations, which straddle the line between geo and trig. You’d be calculating the height as the unknown leg of a geometric triangle with 90 degrees at the base, the known distance of another leg, and the angle of the incline of the last leg that goes straight to the top of the height object.

277 Proofless Geometry
Week 1: How does this triangle make you feel?
Week 2: Is it fair that squares have 4 corners, but triangles only 3?
Week 3: How would you call out a racist quadrilateral?

278 225
Art Garfunkel considering leaving US over Trump.

Bye asshole!

Posted by: four seasons


Bottom story of the day. Also, must have some new music he wants to promote so he's got to say something to remind people he's not dead.

279
4+A*(Good Time) = 8675309

280 According to the trio, they argued so much with the man that the alternate jurors could hear them through a wall.
Posted by: beckster at September 08, 2026 05:03 PM (kX27y)
*******
That poor man is a hero to me.

I simply want her locked up with her tubes tied to never, ever be near a child again.

Unsure if prison would give her care as the nut house does. The fact that she picks and chooses what she eats shows a thought process. Is she paranoid or the food is not good enough? Apparently very little hygiene til they haul her off to the shower room. I guess she sits in her misery.

I don't want her out of the life she made for herself. She deserves nothing but having to be trapped in her own misery til her last breath.

I don't understand the mercy towards her when she showed none for her own children.

If she was that psycho her little self admission to a psych unit would have become her home for awhile. She manipulated them as well, I am positive of this,to be discharged after 5dys.

I hope there is not a trial but keeping her locked up for life. I am tired of seeing photos of her scowling profile as she creeps me out. So does her attorney...she picked someone just like her.

281
The Engineer Guy
Building a Cathedral without Science or Mathematics: The Engineering Method Explained


https://youtu.be/_ivqWN4L3zU

282 Now on Tucker... If we can fart from our ass then why can't we breathe through it? Why do Jews insist we have lungs? I don't know. I have never seen a lung, have you? My next guest will prove we have been lied to by talking out of his ass.

283 Week 3: How would you call out a racist quadrilateral?
Posted by: gp at September 08, 2026 05:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

Simple... call it a square!

284 advanced one says 5318008"

That's ok, I guess. 71077345 anyone?

285 Just when you think he can't say anything more idiotic, he scores a mother load of imbecility. Congratulations, T'Qur

286 Bunker: Premise

An architect's marriage is tested after he accepts a project to build a bunker for a billionaire.

Let me guess its Elon Musk as an evvvillll billionaire that has Bardem's company build him a sex dungeon or something

287 Don’t think me unkind
Words are hard to find
They’re only cheques I’ve left unsigned
From the banks of chaos in my mind

And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me

De joo joo joo de da da da
Is all I want to say to you

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The Eternal Op Continues: "25 years after 9/11, many Muslims fear a new backlash"

The Real Victims of 9/11 were Muslims.

Just like the Real Victims of the conquests of Spain, Constantinople, and the Balkans were the Muslims.

The morning of Sept. 11, 2001, began like any other day. Sabinah Mohyuddin was getting her kids ready for school in Clarksville, Tennessee, while her husband, a cancer physician, was still asleep.

Then the first plane struck the north tower of the World Trade Center in New York City.

"I remember when it happened, because my husband always put his alarm to National Public Radio," she said. "He came running out shouting, 'Turn on the TV!'"

It wasn't clear whether the first strike was intentional. After dropping her kids off, Mohyuddin watched in horror as a second plane crashed into the south tower.

She and the rest of the nation waited in petrified anticipation for answers about who was behind the attack that killed nearly 3,000 people.

Then Mohyuddin, a Muslim, learned the hijakers also followed Islam.

"It fell on me like a heavy weight," she said. "What did this mean for the Muslim community? What did this mean for me?"

Making it all about you, and not even hiding it.

Now, 25 years after the attacks, Muslims across the country are asking the same question as they experience rising Islamophobia and concerns about their First Amendment right to religious freedom.

Over 40% of U.S. adults believe Muslims are less patriotic than other Americans and that Muslim Americans are having a negative impact on the country, according to a Pew Research Center survey conducted in May.

Obviously far-right racists. There is no reason to think that there is an intense anti-American, anti-Western, and anti-Jewish strain in Islam, except, you know, for all the terrorist attacks and constant verbal attacks on the west.

But other than that -- no evidence. Must be racism.

The stigmatization, often amplified by politicians, has affected everything from immigration statuses to due process rights and everyday religious practices. Muslim leaders and community members, in turn, told the USA TODAY Network they're left fighting to defend their faith and warning the nation that its founding principles are at stake.

"Being Muslim doesn't make me less American," Salam Jabaieh, a Muslim woman from Arizona, said. "Those things are part of who I am, and I shouldn't have to make myself less visible or less Muslim in order to prove I belong here."

In the days after 9/11, then-President George W. Bush made public statements defending Islam and differentiating the faith from the attack.

He quoted from the Quran and said "Islam is peace" during remarks at the Islamic Center of Washington, DC. Bush also met with Islamic leaders, including Nihad Awad, national executive director and co-founder of the Council on American-Islamic Relations. CAIR was established in 1994 and is the country's largest Muslim civil liberties organization.

Though Awad disagreed with many of Bush's policy positions, he told USA TODAY he saw "sincerity" and "openness" from Bush, a desire for unity amid the devastation.

But the violence that plagued Muslims and mosques in the days and years after 9/11 stood in stark contrast to those sentiments.

The first 9/11-linked hate crime came just a few days later, when an Arizona man murdered Balbir Singh Sodhi, a Sikh man who wore a turban the shooter interpreted as a sign he adhered to Islam. Muslims were killed in attacks that family members and advocacy groups tied to the spike in Islamophobia. A number of mosques were also burned to the ground or severely damaged in arson fires.

Note there are no numbers mentioned here. "Muslims" -- no number given -- "were killed in attacks." "A number of mosques" were damaged in fires.

How many?

Not many at all, or else you'd tell us the numbers.

By the way, a lot of churches are burning lately and the media doesn't seem to think that's a sign of rising ant-Christian animus.

Now comes the media's "Bush was a good man tryin' his best but Trump is a monster turn:"

But Muslim leaders described a notable shift when President Donald Trump launched his presidential campaign in 2015. He initiated what became known as the "Muslim ban" during his first term and has taken similar action since returning to office.

Federal authorities have arrested and sought to deport pro-Palestinian activists, actions that judges have deemed a First Amendment violation.

"Activists." Members of the Muslim Brotherhood openly calling for violence against Jews and Americans.

Some Republican leaders also have used rhetoric and pushed policies that have come under criticism by Muslim Americans and others. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott designated CAIR a terrorist group in 2025, which initially excluded a number of Islamic schools from a state-sponsored voucher program because of perceived affiliation with the organization, according to a lawsuit. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis also issued the designation, which a federal judge struck down in March.

Such action by governors has had a trickle-down effect on local municipalities and school boards, according to Adam Abutaa, of the Muslim civic engagement organization Emgage Florida. Muslim students are less likely to feel they can freely express themselves on their campuses or to their elected officials, he said.

Really? Muslims feel they can't fully express themselves on campus?

We've seen Jews beaten by Muslims on campus. They want to "express themselves" further than that?

Saajid Khan, a 21-year-old University of South Florida student, echoed those sentiments. He was one of several students who were praying in a parking garage on campus in November 2025 when several men disrupted them, shouting profanities and taunting them with bacon − a forbidden food in Islam. The men were later charged over the incident.

"I think there's a lot of propaganda pushed against Muslims, which leads to an unsafe environment," Khan said.

There's a single incident of Muslims being "taunted with bacon."

How many incidents are there of non-Muslims being taunted with bullets and explosives?

Stephen Kruiser:

The number of Americans who are dishonoring those killed by Islamic terrorists on Sept. 11, 2001 is tragic and abominable. This is from a VIP post Catherine wrote over the weekend:

My colleague Robert Spencer, an expert in Islamic history and modern jihad movements, says that there have been 49,000 Islamic jihad attacks since the 9/11 attacks in 2001. And yet only 25 years after those attacks, with nearly 50,000 terrorist incidents attributable to Islam in the time period, New York has a Muslim mayor and Americans in all 50 states claim to support Palestinian terrorists. We even have U.S. administrations funding jihadi regimes and removing terror designations from Syrian mass murderers. It's insane.

Insane and heartbreaking.

There was a brief time of unity back in 2001 that has been followed up by a quarter-century of American leftists being apologists for Islam. They're either rabid supporters of jihadi murderers or dealing with a case of mass denial the likes of which has never been seen in history. The leftists' responses to Islamic terror attacks have become routine sick jokes. We're constantly told that motives are "unclear" when "Allahu Akbar!" was the last thing people heard before they were killed. If you're sane and mention that there just might be a pattern, they all start barking "Timothy McVeigh" like trained seals.

I frequently write about the fact that American leftists live in an alternate, fictional reality. One of the biggest fictions that they peddle is that Islamic terrorism isn't a problem, but the white Christians are a powder keg that's ready to blow. It's wearisome and dangerous. When Democrats are in charge, they're never looking for the real bad guys.

In another VIP post from last weekend, Robert wrote about what we can expect from the lunatic left this week:

Friday, September 11 will be the 25th anniversary of the jihad attacks that took the lives of nearly 3,000 people in New York City, Washington, D.C., and Pennsylvania, and the far left's propaganda arm, the establishment media, is already hard at work repeating the lesson that leftists want us to take away from this grim milestone: It was all our fault. And now, "Islamophobia" is worse than ever, underscoring the left's second big takeaway from 9/11: Muslims were the real victims.

They've been running this story for 25 years straight. pic.twitter.com/S8ha3xMuKC

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) September 7, 2026

🚨 Abdul El-Sayed in unearthed audio:

"9/11 scarred our country in profound ways, but what we did after 9/11 scarred millions of other people."

"When we talk about 9/11, we often fail to center them." pic.twitter.com/Xa8XOY2Tdb

— Bobby LaValley (@Bobby_LaVallley) September 8, 2026

They keep doing the Norm Macdonald bit https://t.co/cm8VCgqcD0 pic.twitter.com/p9stsWKoix

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 7, 2026

🚨 WOW! 9/11 families are on the steps of NYC city hall DEMANDING Mayor Mamdani stay FAR AWAY from the 25th anniversary ceremony on Friday

"Dude, we DO NOT want you to come," a victim's daughter, who was nine years old when her father was kiIIed, said

"It is today that he… pic.twitter.com/KpsNUYjFY0

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 8, 2026

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

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🚨 WOW! 9/11 families are on the steps of NYC city hall DEMANDING Mayor Mamdani stay FAR AWAY from the 25th anniversary ceremony on Friday

"Dude, we DO NOT want you to come," a victim's daughter, who was nine years old when her father was kiIIed, said

"It is today that he stands with people like Hassan Piker. It is today that he hires people like Ramzi Kassem. It is today that he stands with an imam that was a CO-CONSPIRATOR of the '93 bombing. THAT is what we object to."

Zohran Mamdani wants to spike the football in the end zone.

Overton
@overton_news

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The Catholic League President Bill Donohue just took NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani to the woodshed in front of a crowd...and it was BRUTAL.

Donohue said Mamdani is more concerned about "Islamophobia" than he is about the death of 3,000 innocent Americans.

Whoa.

DONOHUE: "Thank you, Bill Donohue, President of Catholic League."

"On that fateful day, 9/11, I looked out my window on 34th Street and 7th Avenue and saw the twin towers go down."

"I'm a veteran, United States veteran, I don't have a lot to say about Zohran Mamdani."

"He should not be here. I wrote him a letter on August 3rd...explaining why he is such a divisive figure."

"He said that 'something happened' on 9/11."

"I'll tell you what happened...radical Muslims came in here to bomb the United States of America."

"I don't say Muslims, because that's wrong. I'm talking about radical Muslims."

"He can't bring himself to say that!"

"He is more concerned about Islamophobia than he is the death of 3,000 people, innocent people, on that day."

"This man is a disgrace to veterans, and believe me, as a Catholic, we contacted NYPD, FDNY and Port Authority a year later...85 to 90% of first responders who were murdered, they were Catholic."

"And we stand with our Jewish brothers and sisters against the likes of Hasan Piker, who says nothing but good things about the Houthis, Hezbollah and Hamas."

"It's a disgrace!"

"Mamdani, do us all a favor and just stay home."