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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - March 4, 2026 [Doof]
Speaking of T Rex Seems as though my friend Dino hasn't been fully forthcoming with his fleetness of foot. Scientists Just Discovered That T-Rex Actually Pranced on Its Tiptoes. But This Made Them Even Deadlier Than We Thought
Pop culture has conditioned us to imagine a terrifying encounter with Tyrannosaurus rex first starts with the rhythmic, earth-shattering boom of heavy, flat-footed stomps. But if you were actually standing in a Cretaceous forest, you might not feel those tremors at all. Evolutionary biologists and biomechanics experts are giving the apex predator a serious makeover. It turns out the T. rex was remarkably dainty on its feet. Instead of slamming its heels into the dirt, the ten-ton carnivore may have walked and sprinted on its tiptoes. *** Fossilized footprints actually corroborate the math. When the researchers examined tracks left by tyrannosaurs, including a massive three-foot-long track from New Mexico, they found the deepest impressions were located under the toes. This suggests the dinosaur pressed its weight into the front of its foot. Walking on tiptoes allowed the T. rex to maintain a crouched posture, taking numerous fast steps to stay stable. This distal-first strike turned the animal’s legs into massive shock absorbers, managing the immense stress of its body weight over uneven terrain.Check out the whole thing. Long and informative article. *** Not related, yet somehow related. This is now my default thought of how our own T Rex actually ambles around.
Maybe think about a solution down here on Earth first. If you’ve spent any time on the Earth in the last 50 years or so, you might have noticed a lot of trash laying around…with less and less space to, you know, put it. Meanwhile, we’re sending all sorts of satellites and rockets beyond our atmosphere every day. That’s why you asked us: Why can’t we launch our junk into space, too? Or better yet: STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN! For the moment, let’s set aside the big problems with creating too much trash in the first place, and focus on the blocker: We simply can’t afford to shoot our junk into that flamin’ hot Cheeto in the sky. Plus, shouldn’t we worry about finding a solution down here on our planet? Yes. On our latest video episode of Ask Us Anything, we explain why we can’t launch our garbage into the sun or onto the moon.
Southwest Airlines’ decision to abandon its iconic open-seating system has sparked a wave of customer backlash, prompting the carrier to reassess parts of its newly introduced assigned-seating policy in early 2026. The Dallas-based airline’s move, which was rolled out on January 27, 2026, was intended to modernize the booking and boarding experience, but loyal flyers have loudly objected to unintended consequences that have emerged in the first weeks of operation. As complaints mounted across social media and travel forums, Southwest responded with refinements aimed at addressing pain points and restoring trust among its most frequent passengers, as reported by the Dallas News. At the heart of the controversy is bin space and boarding flow. Southwest’s overhead bin issues arise from a mismatch between its newly assigned seating system and the aircraft’s original design, which was built for a different approach. Under open seating, passengers could pick a row with available bin space, which would naturally spread carry-ons across the cabin. Assigned seating removes that choice. Now, some passengers with seats toward the rear often board earlier and sometimes stow bags in forward bins to avoid carrying them down the aisle.Check out the whole thing to read about what the airline plans to do. Spoiler: they are not returning to the old A/B/C boarding groups. ----- Flight Attendants and Pilots Use These 4 Phrases on Board to Signal Emergencies—Here's What to Listen For
“Terms like ‘Code 300’ or ‘Angel’ are typically used by commercial airlines to discreetly signal a medical emergency onboard, often when a passenger is incapacitated, unresponsive, or in serious distress,” Jason Martinelli, the director of operations at Cirrus Aviation Services, told Travel + Leisure. However, he noted airlines “often have their own internal codes and operating procedure” for these types of scenarios. *** Other code words could include "code yellow," which usually indicates a minor medical incident, "pan-pan," which indicates a serious, but non life-threatening emergency, and "mermaid," meant for passengers who purposely sprawl out across empty seats in order to get the row to themselves, according to luxury vacation rental company Wander.I'm often fascinated by insider jargon like this. Just this week, while on a demolition type job site, I heard some of the crew start saying "eighty eight" to each other when a particular gentleman showed up. That is their code for when someone from the safety department shows up. Hmm -- Now I need to pay attention to what they say when I show up. Any of you have examples of stuff like this? Code words or signals you use to alert others of a particular person or thing?
Check out this reusable grocery list from the 1950s pic.twitter.com/rQ9VV65MFV
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) February 25, 2026
----- Of course it's a redhead!
She ate his soul with that kiss 😭 pic.twitter.com/daaqg56uA9
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) March 2, 2026
from thisdayinmusic.com 1974 - ABBA released “Waterloo,” the title track and first single from their second album. When it won the Eurovision Song Contest, it made the Swedish group a household name, topping the charts in nine countries across the world, including the UK where it was also the quartet’s first gold single.
Born on this date in 1948 - Shakin' Stevens, (Michael Barratt), Welsh singer. In the UK Stevens has charted 33 Top 40 hit singles including four chart-topping hits; 'This Ole House', 'Green Door', 'Oh Julie', and 'Merry Christmas Everyone'.
Also born on this date in 1948 - Chris Squire, bassist and founding member of Yes. He was the only member to appear on each of their 21 studio albums, released from 1969 to 2014. Squire died on 27th June 2015 from acute erythroid leukemia.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:01 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: mindful webworker makes it through another day at March 04, 2026 10:01 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)
😎
Posted by: mindful webworker makes it through another day at March 04, 2026 10:02 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 10:04 PM (gKDq2)
Oh, wait! I forgot to use the secret code-word NOOD.
Oh, well.
Posted by: mindful webworker is out of practice at this at March 04, 2026 10:04 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)
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They went extinct because they were light in the loafers.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:04 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 10:04 PM (gKDq2)
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By 20, she'll be doing the deadeye stare in orange scrubs.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:05 PM (ZOv7s)
I hope.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:06 PM (+HNx/)
And so the answer is, well... theoretically we could but it would be stupid expensive so we wouldn't.
So their article is like me writing one titled "Why It's Physically Impossible For Me To Have Sex With Sydney Sweeney" and the reasoning being that she'd never go for it. 'Science' journalism, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:01 PM (4k6kk)
Fred, or Ethel?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: pookysgirl, racking her brain at March 04, 2026 10:07 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: The Polish Sanitation Workers Union at March 04, 2026 10:07 PM (2EYjk)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: The Grateful at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (snZF9)
Of course, when training managers I have always told people often, you will need to pick out a bitch and fire them if you are sent in to fix a bad site.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: TRex - deadly prancing dino at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: mindful webworker was on a prairie schooner that day at March 04, 2026 10:09 PM (9O6qm)
It didn't work out too well, though, as it went on an elliptical orbital path and eventually returned to Earth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)
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It's funny because it's 40 years out of date. That's when there was fear of running out of landfill space, but of course landfills can become parkland, and often do. Also, the danger of gas and methane is gone because those are now tapped and use for fuel. At some point, if metals get scarce, we will mine landfills for them.
Basically it's all lies.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:09 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: The Grateful at March 04, 2026 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 04, 2026 10:10 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Andy Aricept at March 04, 2026 10:10 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 10:10 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 10:10 PM (PMi3m)
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Next time don't use European swallows.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 10:11 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: TRex - deadly prancing dino
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Whoa....you bowl?
Posted by: The Grateful at March 04, 2026 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (7D3Aa)
So basically you're saying "whelming"
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:11 PM (D3zHV)
What's wrong with "Oh shit!"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 04, 2026 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 04, 2026 10:12 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Garbage Person at March 04, 2026 10:12 PM (oftw2)
What's wrong with "Oh shit!"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 04, 2026 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
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DEAR GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE almost always means some kind of trouble.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:13 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:13 PM (7D3Aa)
Will have to check my bowling technique...
Posted by: TRex - deadly prancing dino at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
The T in TRex stands for tiptoe!
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:13 PM (D3zHV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:14 PM (u82oZ)
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Stay gruntled, my friend.
*clink*
Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In The World at March 04, 2026 10:15 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Or are they "Inconvenient Truths"?
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:15 PM (D3zHV)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
My daughter, at the time a late teen, inadvertently sent me a P pic. I panicked and deleted it asap. I told my wife and she asked me, "Are you sure it was her?"
I just stared at her.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:15 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 04, 2026 10:12 PM (MZ+PY)
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It's part of the overall alienation of society, where humans are reduced to mere images. Actual physical intimacy is too stressful, so better to just do snapchat and achieve some sort of connection that way.
It's the sexual equivalent of people doxxing and otherwise taunting people who - if they were physically present, would punch you in the mouth. But since you're on the other side of a screen, you're full of courage. Exact same vibe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Only European swallows are migratory. Max air speed 26 mph?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Is that laden or unladen?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 04, 2026 10:16 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Salty, laden or unladen?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:16 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:17 PM (4k6kk)
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And I thought seeing my daughter leave the house with her shoes on the wrong foot was embarrassing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:17 PM (+HNx/)
Glamor Shots Go Genitalia.
Needs good enlargement AI, however. Only for the insecure. The satisfied man and size queen women do not need extra advertisements.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
While working at another company's site we noticed one of 'their' people hanging around eavesdropping. This was in an office environment. So our code word became 'Pontiac*' to alert each other that other person was around since people are still working there.
* Not the real word but OpSec precludes me using the actual term.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 10:17 PM (QGaXH)
No idea, really. When I was on yahoo chat I always assumed that any weirdo presenting his veiny root on his profile was queer. No way was any woman going to be interested in that, from some rando.
I'm assuming that a woman/girl asking for a picture of this was deliberately seeking blackmail-material. or was Chris Hansen
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
I don’t understand how this is a winning strategy, either.
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:18 PM (ZxPkt)
I just stared at her.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:15 PM (cYBz/)
*does the blinking eye meme*
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:18 PM (D3zHV)
Glamor Shots Go Genitalia.
Needs good enlargement AI, however. Only for the insecure. The satisfied man and size queen women do not need extra advertisements.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
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Have you ever heard of Photoshop?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:18 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 10:18 PM (SRRAx)
Apparently the author hasn't been outside the city. Its a large world out there and a lot of places to bury things.
Also, why not incinerate and harvest the energy?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 10:19 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 04, 2026 10:19 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:14 PM (u82oZ)
I've always thought the storm petrel, which migrates from the North Pole to Antarctica and back each year, to be a truly Admirable Bird.
Posted by: Philip at March 04, 2026 10:19 PM (o71/e)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 10:19 PM (GD0B3)
Unladen. Laden the air speed is 0 mph. It's a matter of thrust to weight ratios, of course.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 04, 2026 10:16 PM (Lo97M)
Considering it's for a coconut delivery, I'd say laden.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 10:20 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 10:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LRob in OK
If you're German, it's what you get when you pick one out of a group of delicatessen.
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)
I've long said we should dispose of our nuclear waste by putting it in barrels that will collapse asymmetrically, and drop it into the Marianas Trench, where it should get shoved down into the mantle of the earth and recycled. Don't see why you couldn't do the same with trash.
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 10:20 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:09 PM (+HNx/)
Spend the extra cash and send it to Somalia.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 10:20 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
The woke City of Columbus (Ahia) tried that for years. Lost a metric shit ton of money.
Apparently they are so dumb that can't even boil water properly.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:20 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: The Redheaded Stranger at March 04, 2026 10:21 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 10:21 PM (XuXeR)
Not really. Maybe it is on computers without green screens and amber letters. My Apple 2 does not have that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Long time ago, I used to have a spreadsheet set up to print out our shopping list based on how the store was arranged. But then Lotus went away. 😟
Posted by: mindful webworker used to write all kinda stuff at March 04, 2026 10:21 PM (SkrI0)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:21 PM (7D3Aa)
She referred to some of them as being 'comfortable with their short comings, the tiny dicked losers.'
I said 'damn.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 10:20 PM (cAEoL)
Do you want Kaiju? 'Cause, that's how you get Kaiju!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 10:22 PM (zZu0s)
Have my first appointment April 3rd at the unironic time of High Noon.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 10:23 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
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HAH! I have an Apple 2E. Loser.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (ZOv7s)
In the rare time my ships were pierside, I lived in the shadows of Mount Trashmore in Virginia Beach, VA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
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iOS has had one forever. You can link it with the one on your SO's phone so that whoever makes it to the store first has a complete list.
Technology, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (fcoLq)
Well then, we could die out as a race. Oh, well. That could solve the social security dilemma.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 04, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
For those who can't woo a person by sending them pictures of their latest bank statement.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 10:25 PM (a4flb)
All she needs is one guy to decide it's not worth doing her bidding anymore.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 10:25 PM (QGaXH)
Great photo up top with lots of color.
Thanks for the article on the TRex movements and the clip from the Flintstones! Now I cannot unsee the tiptoe action...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 04, 2026 10:25 PM (kB9dk)
Why not just admit you've failed as a parent? Give the kid a baggie of cocaine and a handgun with the serial numbers filed off and let him know he's on his own.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2026 10:25 PM (4/BuS)
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Prayers for a joyous outcome!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 10:20 PM (cAEoL)
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Didn't anyone watch Space: 1999?!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: mindful webworker used to write all kinda stuff at March 04, 2026 10:21 PM (SkrI0)
Wow, that is now 2 days in a row with a Lotus reference for me. Was talking with a coworker about how I use keyboard commands in Excel (such as Ctrl-c / Ctrl-v). Also the Alt-tab command to switch between active applications in Windows. I mentioned that my tendency to use keyboard commands likely goes back to using Lotus 1-2-3 back in the day. Weird to have another Lotus reference the next day.
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (D3zHV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
1/2" of snow and Mount Trashmore would be covered in sleds. Mount Trashmore was literally the only hill around where you were able to do any sledding.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (gKDq2)
You are the tech winner tonight. Can't match that speed. And my ImageWriter dot matrix printer is getting louder.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:47 PM (viF8m)
Perhaps hanging out at the small airport with your airplane.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 09:59 PM (2WIwB)
Now thats big dick shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Maybe not as much as you might think.
But it is kind of impressive to fly from the NE down to the Keys on a weekend for shits and giggles.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (/lPRQ)
Alexis does it already. Just wander around within earshot, add things to the grocery list then check them off at the grocery if Alexa hasn't already placed the order for you.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:18 PM (ZxPkt)
And the perfect reproduction of the record.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 10:23 PM (gKDq2)
*music plays*
Or
https://youtu.be/uhYLfK8GSr0?
si=aQgT_NmudW-voQWS
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 10:27 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 10:27 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: LRob in OK
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Pretty much the same in south Florida. If you see a hill down here, it's probably just a big pile of trash.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 04, 2026 10:27 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2026 10:27 PM (wvc0i)
That's so much energy that some SF writers have suggested throwing it out in a comet-like orbit towards Pluto, then at the apex, adding just enough horizontal velocity to be able to fall straight into the sun. That _might_ work out cheaper, delta-v wise than trying to negate the earth's rotational velocity at 93 million miles out.
Posted by: Nathan at March 04, 2026 10:27 PM (joVRR)
Posted by: Wally at March 04, 2026 10:28 PM (pduCL)
I'm timing which is why I'm on my phone...
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:28 PM (fcoLq)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)
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On the plus side we'd have to develop giant mecha to fight them...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 10:28 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (7D3Aa)
Agreed! Thank you Doof!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 10:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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you're a musician, right? This must irk you too.
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
I'm timing which is why I'm on my phone...
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Tell her to breathe. And push.
That's all I got.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:29 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:29 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Discovery is going to be interesting.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:30 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 10:27 PM (etYFQ)
Tube tops out rank them. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 10:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04,
Okay, everyone! Gather ‘round. Let’s pray for this mama and baby!
Father God, please give this mama strength deeper than she knows she has. Surround her with peace, courage, and Your comforting presence.
Guide this precious baby safely into the world, wrapped in Your love and protection.
Amen.
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)
Then you take it to the next level and learn to switch desktops with Win + Ctrl + → and Win + Ctrl + ←
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 10:31 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2026 10:31 PM (ggkmJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:31 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:32 PM (cYBz/)
We have an 'ette that was a go-go dancer in a cage (as a yute) at what was probably an interesting emporium. She told me she wore white boots.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
Why not just admit you've failed as a parent? Give the kid a baggie of cocaine and a handgun with the serial numbers filed off and let him know he's on his own.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
You're not setting them up for life in the fast lane with that vax.
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)
you're a musician, right? This must irk you too.
Posted by: Don Black
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That's the way it was done. Always.
You do the audio then you do the video or vice versa.
Never at the same time. It was the studio's incompetence.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:18 PM (ZxPkt)
And the perfect reproduction of the record.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Figuring that out was kinda like figuring out the Santa Claus racket.
But Saturday Night Live, and Letterman . . . That was the real deal.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (8AONa)
Great photo up top with lots of color.
Thanks for the article on the TRex movements and the clip from the Flintstones! Now I cannot unsee the tiptoe action...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 04, 2026 10:25 PM (kB9dk)
YW!
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (D3zHV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (L1JuH)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (/lPRQ)
Learned to fly as a teen when I worked at the local airport in Vancouver WA. There was a really good restaurant in the Salem.OR airport...about a 30-40 minute flight. I'd take a date down there for dinner (things were cheap back then) and fly back after dark, seeing the lights over Portland.
Good times.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
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I remember when professors would not accept dot matrix printer documents. You either had to write them out by hand or type them up.
But in between was the "smart typewriter" which had limited memory so you could see the text and correct it before it was printed. I had something even better, a typewriter with a disc drive that saved the text for review and correction before printing! Eight glorious lines of text visible at a time! I still have it because when the EMPs go off, it will be the top of the line.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Golf clap
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
I don’t understand how this is a winning strategy, either.
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:18 PM (p4NUW)
Some guys are willing to suffer a thousand face slaps in order to find that one willing partner...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (fcoLq)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2026 10:31 PM (ggkmJ)
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My mom always used an envelope for her shopping list. She'd stick it to the fridge with a magnet and update it throughout the week. Then stuff the envelope with coupons and take that with her while shopping.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (ESVrU)
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Too bad they don't have a vax for HOA.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:34 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 10:34 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)
It has been so long, I forgot that cartoons came with laugh-tracks - so annoying!
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 10:34 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:34 PM (D3zHV)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 04, 2026 10:34 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 10:30 PM (snZF9)
Daisy dukes were pretty popular in college if you were around during summer school.
Bare midriffs and daisy dukes, with that ponytail. Those ladies looked fine and they weren't even trying.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 10:35 PM (gKDq2)
Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 10:35 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2026 10:35 PM (S/Y4j)
So how did that kids family know it was his dick? And why would any of them care beside parents?
Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (PTDkx)
I knew that rule before I even knew what a midriff was.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (Cjcf6)
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I haven't done the math, but consider that the Earth orbits the sun, and thus has a certain momentum which is sufficient to keep it there.
If you were starting at the sun, you'd have to expend a certain amount of energy to get here, plus some to be moving perpendicular to gravity fast enough to stay (there are squares of distance in the divisor of these terms). And then some more if you wanted to escape and you could be clever and slingshot around some of the larger planets. I'm not sure which of those is the bigger factor, but I'm sure someone's done the math on where an orbit would have to be to be 'halfway' out, so then it's just a question of whether we're closer or not.
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04,
Okay, everyone! Gather ‘round. Let’s pray for this mama and baby!
Father God, please give this mama strength deeper than she knows she has. Surround her with peace, courage, and Your comforting presence.
Guide this precious baby safely into the world, wrapped in Your love and protection.
Amen.
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)
Amen!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)
I hate this small keyboard, or my fat fingers, or both.
Fatwa and jihad on you, keyboard and fingers.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (4/BuS)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Meh, I have the portable Underwood dad used to take his bar exam in 1966. I think he bought it at a pawn shop.
I am ready to write reports when fire falls from the skies.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (rbvCR)
Nay, brother. She would be vengeful and lethal. I will say I think she was one of the top shooters at the Texas MoMeet. But I may be totally wrong about that.
She is a good dancer, for sure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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you're a musician, right? This must irk you too.
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
It kinda does. I have seen many bands do one hell of a job live where they sound like the recording. Some bands make it a point to be that way. Bands I was in were like that. Cover bands try like hell to do that. People have the original recording of the song burned into their head, and its what they want to hear. Most of those stupid shows like the one ABBA is on many times had the band out there flailing away like idiots to a recording. Its an insult to the band. Hey you're gonna be wall paper for the night. Eh, press it in your ass. Metal bands never had to do that, but then again metal bands weren't allowed within 3 parsecs of a show like that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 10:37 PM (snZF9)
I am now totally obsessed with the possibly fake Marine who "broke his wittle hand" in the meeting and Sen Sheehy, former Navy Seal dealt with him. And one of the crowd calling him a coward...in which time Sheehy should have pounded his mouth shut.
I've watched the video as someone mentioned a "crack" and saw his arm pop a bit. I think the nitwit dislocated his elbow. His hand is not crushed as the Code Pinkos would believe in their shrieking. Like it would come out smashed flat from a steam roller and yukky.
whig posted his little CV of his service and it looks lame.
His dress pants look polyester vs wool and costume like. A chest full of medals for doing not a whole heck of a lot until 2004 in Africa. Probably digging a well for the Peace Corps (he got Peace Corps and Marine Corps confused).
The entire write up is lame. For starters, after this display, I seriously doubt he was on the boxing team "until he broke his hand." Or he seems to have a tough time with his hand.
Then we come to judgement day of him wearing a dress uniform when not on duty for over two decades. As I said below, I think this deserves Leavenworth Psych Ward at the very least.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 10:37 PM (WONhk)
Earlier this year, from around late January through mid-February we were pretty much snowed in. I think we made one trip out to buy some provisions, but mostly to get booze. The trash didn't get picked up but once in 3 weeks due to icy roads.
Anyway, on the occasion I had to take our trash bin down to the road I was amazed at how heavy it was.
There were a lot, many, obscene amounts of empty liquor bottles and wine bottles in there.
So, yeah.... I'm sorta' proud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 10:37 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)
I'm with you, so far.
Posted by: Rex B at March 04, 2026 10:37 PM (GI9/m)
I am ready to write reports when fire falls from the skies.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (rbvCR)
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My father has the manual ones. He also has and early electronic typewriter which he somehow rigged up as a printer. Early adopter genius.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)
So how did that kids family know it was his dick? And why would any of them care beside parents?
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Yeah, I'm not buying that story either.
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:38 PM (Cjcf6)
Not likely. Can we be like the Brits and just fly tip our trash into the solar system?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 10:38 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:38 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (fcoLq)
* * * *
Awesome! Prayers up for a successful and problem-free delivery!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 04, 2026 10:39 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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The Barn Swallows that summered on my front porch were from Brazil. They had a difficult time learning English but after a couple of seasons they settled into it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:39 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2026 10:21 PM (7D3Aa)
Hold my beer.
-Literally the entire state of Florida.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 10:39 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:39 PM (ZOv7s)
Matches were a daily use, must have item back then.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 04, 2026 10:40 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04,
Okay, everyone! Gather ‘round. Let’s pray for this mama and baby!
Father God, please give this mama strength deeper than she knows she has. Surround her with peace, courage, and Your comforting presence.
Guide this precious baby safely into the world, wrapped in Your love and protection.
Amen.
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)
Amen!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)
Prayers for a quick and easy delivery, for healthy baby and Mama. The only thing that is close is a grandchild. Gifts from God!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 10:40 PM (WONhk)
TRex goes Tiptoeing through the Tulips in Tulsa looking for food to fill his Tupperware?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2026 10:40 PM (S/Y4j)
What's wrong with "Oh shit!"?
Posted by: nerdygirl
I will assume 'WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE' is not one of them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 04, 2026 10:40 PM (L1JuH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Discovery is going to be interesting.
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I doubt it ever happened.
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:41 PM (Cjcf6)
There were a lot, many, obscene amounts of empty liquor bottles and wine bottles in there.
So, yeah.... I'm sorta' proud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 10:37 PM (jtM2q)
We have a separate recycling bin here. Distributes the load.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 04, 2026 10:41 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (fcoLq)
Is this your first? Your life will never be the same!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 10:41 PM (QGaXH)
What's wrong with "Oh shit!"?
Posted by: nerdygirl
I will assume 'WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE' is not one of them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 04, 2026 10:40 PM (L1JuH)
"I see Jesus" is probably suboptimal too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2026 10:41 PM (4/BuS)
5th
Posted by: fourseasons at March 04, 2026 10:41 PM (3ek7K)
TRex goes Tiptoeing through the Tulips in Tulsa looking for food to fill his Tupperware?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2026 10:40 PM
***
Totally.
Posted by: TRex - dainty dino at March 04, 2026 10:42 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026
Go walk with her! We are here praying!
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:42 PM (OoFl2)
So how did that kids family know it was his dick? And why would any of them care beside parents?
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Yeah, I'm not buying that story either.
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:38 PM (Cjcf6)
***
A line up will settle this!!!
Posted by: Beulah Balbricker at March 04, 2026 10:42 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Inogame
Congratulations. Welcome to the world, little one.
Posted by: Cosda at March 04, 2026 10:42 PM (/7sh5)
5th
Posted by: fourseasons at March 04, 2026 10:41 PM (3ek7K)
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Yes, you can *manifest* your truth!
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:43 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:33 PM (fcoLq)
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Let the games begin!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 04, 2026 10:40 PM (L1JuH)
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I think they only use that one when the galley is out of coffee.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 10:43 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (fcoLq)
Is this your first? Your life will never be the same!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 10:41 PM (QGaXH)
#5
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:44 PM (fcoLq)
He told a lie about sleeping with me. I just said he was really bad, quick triggered, and cried his mother's name.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Inogame
Wait, there's no special emergency phrase for that? What kind of rinky-dink airline are they running?
.....
But seriously, prayers & congrats!
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
I might be wrong on that
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026
Tell that baby to wait until after midnight so she can share a birthday with me :-)
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:45 PM (D3zHV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:45 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: QJ the tarbender at March 04, 2026 10:45 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 10:45 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 04, 2026 10:46 PM (DR/q2)
"Got someone to print out 500 copies" is what got me.
That is not cheap, and it clearly is felony publishing and distributing of child pr0n. That girl must have either been putting out to some perv to get him to do that, or she must have some serious dirt on the publisher.
Or it is 99.9% likely to be pure bullshit.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 10:46 PM (a4flb)
I'm timing which is why I'm on my phone...
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:28 PM (fcoLq)
That's really good!
Your first?
Praying for you all, especially Mama and baby girl.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:46 PM (fcoLq)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 04, 2026 10:46 PM (DR/q2)
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Also, Earth-friendly and sustainable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:47 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 10:47 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026
Tell that baby to wait until after midnight so she can share a birthday with me :-)
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:45 PM
But please don’t name her after him!
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:47 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 10:48 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Let's start with sending them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:49 PM (4k6kk)
Matches were a daily use, must have item back then.
Posted by: Joemarine
"Matches," check. "Bread," check. "Milk," check.
"Frozen Food?" "Fruit?" "Soups?" "Vegetables?"
Great googly-moogly.....
Posted by: 50s husband shopping for his pregnant wife at March 04, 2026 10:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)
Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 10:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Amen.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 10:50 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 04, 2026 10:50 PM (6h8Va)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (fcoLq)
Diogenes would be a great name. Maybe as Diojennies?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 10:50 PM (2WIwB)
When viewing evidence during a trial where illegal material, underage pics, vids, etc., is viewed by the jurors and court, what protects the viewers from charges stemming from that viewing?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:52 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Diogenes
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same here, 76-79
all music was Dancing Queen and Stayin' Alive
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:52 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
Finally facing my Waterloo
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:53 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Discovery is going to be interesting.
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I doubt it ever happened.
That's the guy's nightmare scenario. Dismissed due to lack of evidence.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 04, 2026 10:53 PM (lUFok)
@ChinaUncensored
This isn't just about Iran. Every country watching this is doing the math. Every country that has been quietly drifting toward Beijing's orbit, betting that China is the future, is watching Beijing issue press conferences while its strategic partner gets regime-changed.
The multipolar world was never a reality. It was a theory, a brand, an aspiration shared by countries that had grievances against American power. But they had no actual capacity to replace it.
And when the moment of truth arrived, all Russia and China could do is say, “sorry for your loss.”
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:54 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:55 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:24 PM (fcoLq)
That's awesome! CONGRATULATIONS
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 10:55 PM (PMi3m)
May Divine Providence protect our troops, allies, and the innocent in the midst of conflict.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 10:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Discovery is going to be interesting.
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I doubt it ever happened.
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:41 PM (Cjcf6)
It's cute but has to be fake. She'd be looking at dozens of felony counts under state and federal law.
Posted by: 16 and life at March 04, 2026 10:55 PM (TbWk/)
When viewing evidence during a trial where illegal material, underage pics, vids, etc., is viewed by the jurors and court, what protects the viewers from charges stemming from that viewing?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:52 PM (cYBz/)
Bettah? Supremes said it is OK for cops to lie... but it's a felony to lie to the Feds...
So, if a Cop Lies to the Feds? Who wins?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 10:55 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Inogame
Can you live stream it?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Rex B at March 04, 2026 10:56 PM (GI9/m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
Finally facing my Waterloo
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:53 PM (Wmg4n)
The history book on the shelf
is always repeating itself!
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:56 PM (D3zHV)
Posted by: four seasons at March 04, 2026 10:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 04, 2026 10:12 PM (MZ+PY)
Especially because those were film cameras, and no one would notice until they got the pics back from the drug store. "Oh, there's grandma, and aunt Ethel, and, OMG!" Especially with slides.
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 10:56 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 10:56 PM (A5RD0)
Thank you for your prayers- they meant a lot to us.
And prayers up for Baby Girl Inogame!
Posted by: sal at March 04, 2026 10:56 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 10:45 PM (+HNx/)
.........................
Twice on a flight as I was helping the crew they just paged anyone medical to come to the galley.
Unfortunately for me and the psych patient two social workers (from Oregon) showed up and one was crazier than the psychotic passenger. After the social worker scared her discussing a spider costume for Halloween, the passenger we were trying to calm down attempted to open the door to the galley. I figured at over 30K feet it would not open due to pressure (the social workers squeed). EMT's met that flight and hauled her off.
The lead flight attendant put me in charge & offered me food but I was fine with gin and tonics. I kept the plane from landing in Atlanta.
I got Delta Sky Miles for my heroics. After a half hour my husband came back to see what was going on.I only got to sit by him on landing.
The other patient was depressed,sobbing and vomiting and I was very compassionate with her.
In hospital:
Code Blue: cardiac arrest
Code Red: fire
Code Pink: abduction
Code Black: bomb threat
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 10:57 PM (WONhk)
Will have to check my bowling technique...
Posted by: TRex - deadly prancing dino at March 04, 2026 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
The T in TRex stands for tiptoe!
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 10:13 PM (D3zHV)
Stands for "twinkles."
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 10:57 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:54 PM (Cjcf6)
They used our own Rules against us... Trump said... well, if'n they won't play by the rules, neither will I.
After all, they are more like, guidelines.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 10:57 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Cicero
A lot easier than you might think.
Landing is another matter.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 10:57 PM (/lPRQ)
is always repeating itself!
Posted by: Doof at March 04
Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo
Promise to love you forevermore
Sanfranpsycho going oh no, what did I do?
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:58 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 04, 2026 10:58 PM (SbcUZ)
I might be wrong on that
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)
Words of wisdom from Nickelback:
I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night, so I don't get 'em wrong
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 04, 2026 10:58 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:54 PM (Cjcf6)
Thoughts and prayers
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:58 PM (fcoLq)
It's simply too expensive to fire ordinary trash into the Sun. But trannies, muslims, and Democrats? Totally worth it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 10:59 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
Finally facing my Waterloo
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:53 PM (Wmg4n)
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I *love* Abba! My favorite songs from them include SOS, Take a Chance on Me, and Knowing Me Knowing You.
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:59 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 04, 2026 10:59 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: four seasons at March 04, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)
Montana GOP Sen. Steve Daines to 'pass the torch' - surprisingly reveals he won't seek reelection
https://trib.al/IYNYuwZ
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 10:59 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 11:00 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: QJ the tarbender at March 04, 2026 11:00 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 10:19 PM (a4flb)
Germany used to do that. (Facility was right out the back gate of Wuerzburg army base, at the bottom of the hill. There were days....) But when everyone got all freaked out about carbon, they shut it down.
(They also did the carefully sorted recycling. I didn't mind it, but some did.)
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 11:01 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 11:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: pookysgirl, racking her brain at March 04, 2026 10:07 PM (Wt5PA)
I think I remember one that used a wheel with the various items on it, and a ribbon so you could print a list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:01 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Let's start with sending them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:49 PM (4k6kk)
True. But I think the little blackmailer is in far greater legal jeopardy under the doctrine of 'two wrongs don't make a right'. Especially if one of the boys negotiates an immunity deal.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 11:01 PM (QGaXH)
Wish Doof a happy birthday tomorrow!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 10:56 PM (A5RD0)
Thank you!
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2026 11:01 PM (D3zHV)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 04, 2026 10:58 PM (SbcUZ)
Because we know how that actually feelz?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026
Go walk with her! We are here praying!
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 10:42 PM (OoFl2)
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Unless things have changed, once that happened they told me I could not walk. But this was during the Civil War era.
Sounds like this Mama is going fast (unlike me).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 11:02 PM (WONhk)
That's wonderful news Sal, may he continue to be blessed with good news. .
Posted by: The Grateful at March 04, 2026 11:02 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Jen the original
Geneva Convention prohibits its use.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 11:03 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:59 PM (Cjcf6)
Mamma Mia has entered the chat...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:03 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2026 10:25 PM (4/BuS)
You can vaccinate for carpooling?!? Who knew?
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 11:04 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 10:56 PM (cAEoL)
Daughter and I tell the grandkids how hard it was, compared to today, to get an embarrassing photo of anyone out. Take the pic, finish the roll, go to One Hour, get it developed, make copies...
They were like "Why bother?"
Posted by: sal at March 04, 2026 11:05 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:46 PM (fcoLq)
Prayers for an uneventful delivery.
September 2005, I took the wife with me on a business trip. Employer put us up in the Four Seasons, Newport Beach. Manager took one look at her and told me he was upgrading us to a mini suite. Her water broke at 5AM on the second morning.
We lit out of there and hit the 405 in about thirty minutes (thank God for HOV lanes). Made it to the hospital in about three hours. Little thug didn't come out until 7:30 that evening. This Saturday, he's driving with a friend to Miami for spring break...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 04, 2026 11:05 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 04, 2026 10:58 PM (SbcUZ)
Good point! I wanted them to open the door and really smush his fingers. I tried to see the hand the Code Pinkos were wailing about and a police had him by that upper arm. This is not over because I demand x-rays.
The pop/crack heard seemed to be a dislocated elbow which he totally deserved.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 11:05 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 11:05 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Crusader at March 04, 2026 10:54 PM (Cjcf6)
Thoughts and prayers
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 10:58 PM (fcoLq)
We'll send flowers. When you figure out when and where the funeral will be. We'd come ourselves, but, well, the Americans and Israelis might know the location, to.
Posted by: Putin and Xi at March 04, 2026 11:06 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 11:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2026 11:08 PM (BT3km)
Commies too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 11:08 PM (etYFQ)
Happy Birthday and thanks for Friday nights, Doof!
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 11:09 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 10:49 PM (4k6kk)
True. But I think the little blackmailer is in far greater legal jeopardy under the doctrine of 'two wrongs don't make a right'. Especially if one of the boys negotiates an immunity deal.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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If I caught a bastard sending my daughter dic pics I'd put his head in a vice. And that would just be the beginning.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 11:10 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 11:10 PM (GD0B3)
Since I have a cold, Ace told me to go to bed at 9:30 for the cure. It will probably be more like 10 but don't tell him.
Good luck with baby girl! Enjoy her! Even the 0200 wake up calls and poops.
I love babies so I always enjoy them and cared for at least 1000 in the newborn nursery in the '90's. One of the best jobs I had.
G'night all.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 11:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:03 PM (mP0Kj)
Super Trooper is a favorite... of Mrs.D's.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 11:11 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 11:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:03 PM (mP0Kj)
"Money Honey" is an Abba hit back in the day that rarely is played on oldies radio. I did hear it this weekend for the first time in about 50 years. Didn't even recognize it as Abba.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 04, 2026 11:11 PM (y171U)
We jurors had to watch the whole 20 minute video. It was extremely uncomfortable even though there was no nudity. Fortunately for us jurors taking or viewing pics of kids at the beach isn't illegal.
Unfortunately for him taking pics of children, even clothed children, that would make a reasonable adult uncomfortable IS illegal if it's with sexual intent. (he admitted on the stand that it was)
It took all of five minutes to find him guilty.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 11:11 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 11:10 PM (GD0B3)
I am not convinced at all he's a real Marine. I want proof! I also want x-rays! It's a pity Sen Sheehy could not go full Navy Seal on him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 11:12 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Discovery is going to be interesting.
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I doubt it ever happened.
That's the guy's nightmare scenario. Dismissed due to lack of evidence.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 04, 2026 10:53 PM (lUFok)
Like the accused rapist who's case was dismissed because.....wait for it......'the evidence wouldn't stand up in court!'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 11:13 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: runner
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We have some self contradiction here. This fellow says free Baluchistan and promoting Pakistan doesn't work. Baluchistan want to be free from Pakistan. This guy is a whackjob. Does he drive a semi?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 11:16 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
That's not funny.
Posted by: Mojtaba Khamanei at March 04, 2026 11:16 PM (gKWVE)
Unfortunately for him taking pics of children, even clothed children, that would make a reasonable adult uncomfortable IS illegal if it's with sexual intent. (he admitted on the stand that it was)
It took all of five minutes to find him guilty.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 11:11 PM (QGaXH)
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When we lived in FL on a busy,crowded holiday weekend at the beach (we went every weekend and lived 1/4mi from the Atlantic)...I saw similar.
A man had one of those large video cameras pointing at my sons as he held it. Sons were on boogie boards. 5yrs and 3yrs.
I did not say a word to my husband but got up and walked towards about 10' him and he ran. Now I wish I had alerted the entire beach and lifeguard, but my instinct said pervert and alarms went off. I'm still mad about it, that I did not do enough.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 11:16 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 04, 2026 11:16 PM (SbcUZ)
Healthcare and Iran plus who knows what else is waiting to bite us in the Ass.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 11:17 PM (38587)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 11:18 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 11:12 PM (WONhk)
apparently he served. early 2000s. probably converted in the ME when he was over there. he is also running in NC on a green party ticket. unstable. nuts, as they say.
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 11:20 PM (GD0B3)
Mamma Mia has entered the chat...
Posted by: Romeo13 a
Super Trooper is a favorite... of Mrs.D's.
Posted by: Diogenes
Super Trouper
https://youtu.be/1WzlQaz1ddQ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 11:20 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Joemarine
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They were going for the pop market, extreme.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 11:21 PM (4k6kk)
War Dept. is slacking up in the action video dept.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 11:22 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Diogenes
Super Trouper
https://youtu.be/1WzlQaz1ddQ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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youtube.com/watch?v=qN5zw04WxCc
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 11:26 PM (4k6kk)
B-2 attacks 24/7................. Kiss your Raghead ASS Goodbye !!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 11:26 PM (38587)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 11:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 11:27 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 04, 2026 11:11 PM (y171U)
Is that a cover of the Elvis hit?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:29 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 11:29 PM (RIvkX)
Speaking of grocery lists, the Reminders app in my phone now has s grocery list option
Cool
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 04, 2026 11:30 PM (J5RCE)
There's Blue Oyster Cult studio and Blue Oyster Cult live. Live is the way they were meant to be.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 04, 2026 11:31 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)
I have an Underwood Champion portable, probably from the early fifties. I keep it in the study. It is a joy to use.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 04, 2026 11:36 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Maybe Blue Swede? Tho they were less superstar.
Ooga chaka!
Posted by: Rex B at March 04, 2026 11:40 PM (GI9/m)
Soda? Coffee? Tea? could usually clean them out...
But... Red Wine? Keyboard killer... good thing I've got spares...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:41 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 11:41 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)
Cult! nuf said!
Is any Cult really the same as any other?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:42 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Lord Percy at March 04, 2026 11:44 PM (WV4GH)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 04, 2026 11:44 PM (EXyHK)
Beautiful prayer, Piper.
Happy early Birthday Doof, in case I forget.
Inogame, may all of the Blessings be upon you and your family. That fifth one is kind of special.
QJ, are you any relation to JQ?? Just want to make sure that you get my order right.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2026 11:44 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 04, 2026 11:11 PM (y171U)
Is that a cover of the Elvis hit?
The the one that I remember from my yute (1953) is by Clyde McPhatter and the Drifters. (It's on YouTube if anyone's interested.)
Posted by: Philip at March 04, 2026 11:44 PM (o71/e)
Anyway the counter-cartel operation in Ecuador kicking off the same time as the Iran festivities is a nice reminder of how big the battleground is.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2026 11:45 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 11:10 PM (rbvCR)
Fascinating - I wonder what precipitated it?
Saw today that 2/3 of the island currently has no electricity at all, with no estimates on when (or if) it will be restored. It’s all breaking down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 11:45 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)
Recently had to buy a new set of headphones... bought a brand called "Heavies" because they were rated as having really good base.
I gotta admit... as someone who has hearing issues from living on ships for years (certain freqs I'm pretty much deaf at)... they just rock.
Really enjoying revisiting music... because it sounds like I remember it from when I was a Teenager and really enjoyed it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:45 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 04, 2026 11:45 PM (DoBxX)
BIL showed up at 3:30am, brought from bus station to my house by local cop, as a public service. (I live probably 15 miles away from the bus station and BIL is in his 70s)
I wouldn't mind so much, except that he just fking showed up and *expects* to stay. Has already burned his other bridges; overstayed at friends. Dude is like Forrest Gump in a few ways.
He lost his wallet, has no photo ID. Miracle of miracles, he still has his debit card! Grrr. I hate "family"
Posted by: QJ the tarbender at March 04, 2026 11:45 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 11:10 PM (rbvCR)
Fascinating - I wonder what precipitated it?
Saw today that 2/3 of the island currently has no electricity at all, with no estimates on when (or if) it will be restored. It’s all breaking down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 11:45 PM (etYFQ)
Cuba is at War with Peruvia? Who had that on their Bingo Card?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:46 PM (mP0Kj)
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[recalls the SNL skit 'The Pepsi Syndrome']
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Whoa. I get busy away from AoS, and something truly *head-scratch worthy* occurs. LOL.
Posted by: QJ the tarbender at March 04, 2026 11:49 PM (rdVOm)
But people also don't realize just how big the earth is.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 11:51 PM (sKqQm)
Saw today that 2/3 of the island currently has no electricity at all, with no estimates on when (or if) it will be restored. It’s all breaking down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 11:45 PM (etYFQ)
Cuba is at War with Peruvia? Who had that on their Bingo Card?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:46 PM (mP0Kj)
Maybe the Cuban diplomats were caught shoplifting AA batteries from the Quickie Mart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:51 PM (8zz6B)
Soda? Coffee? Tea? could usually clean them out...
But... Red Wine? Keyboard killer... good thing I've got spares...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2026 11:41 PM (mP0Kj)
You haven't lived until a tall glass of coke tips over, hits a bong, and both poured into the keyboard. With nothing to lose I carried it carefully to the sink, dumped it out, ran it under the hot water rinsing it out, took it out to the garage and blew it out with compressed air. let it dry overnight. Damn thing worked fine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:51 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Take yourselves, leave the llamas.
Posted by: Peru at March 04, 2026 11:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 11:51 PM (ZZIer)
Some bands are better live.
Don't need 10 tracks and 10 retakes.
They're free from gay producers and recording engineers.
youtube.com/watch?v=lJW_2wLt704
youtube.com/watch?v=jI_AvSF8bvU
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 11:51 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 11:52 PM (sKqQm)
I wouldn't mind so much, except that he just fking showed up and *expects* to stay. Has already burned his other bridges; overstayed at friends. Dude is like Forrest Gump in a few ways.
He lost his wallet, has no photo ID. Miracle of miracles, he still has his debit card! Grrr. I hate "family"
Posted by: QJ the tarbender at March 04, 2026 11:45 PM (rdVOm)
Well, I guess it's good news that he is alive and well; not so good that he intends to sponge off you. Is there such a thing as group homes for indigent seniors with some mental incapacity? Aside from the Senate?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:55 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Romeo13
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Bunch'a flakes.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 11:55 PM (4k6kk)
"Honey could you pick up some milk on the way home" becomes "Shofar Two could you hit that 8-story building on the square in Dahiyeh on your return flight".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2026 11:55 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 04, 2026 11:58 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Inogame
Praying all goes well for the new Moronette.
Didn't know our firstborn was female until she was born. Even with the ultrasound, we didn't know our twins were boys until they were born. (The ultrasound just showed they were two distinct entities, not a giant kid. The tech was more primitive back then.)
I don't think it's fair that nowadays parents get to know which color to paint the nursery before the baby's born.
Posted by: mindful webworker became a parent 'way back in the last millennium at March 04, 2026 11:59 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: Romeo13
"2026 Bingo" isn't the usual 5-in-a-row game; it's blackout.
I still expect someone will win by mid-May.
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 11:59 PM (VHUov)
The 2 for 1 late Night Buffet is now OPEN
For those who opted for the VIP upgrade and are wearing the appropriately colored plastic wristbands, this also includes the multiple bars and karaoke venues.
Posted by: Almost All-Inclusive Club Miklos at March 04, 2026 11:59 PM (Al4HM)
I love their music, but after watching the movie Mamma Mia", I think my favorite song of theirs is " Slipping Through My Fingers".
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 11:59 PM (SRRAx)
How many crews do they got on that thing? 2 pilots? Maybe 3, in case somebody gets hurt or wigs out?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2026 12:00 AM (8OQ0R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!
Got him to DMV in WA today for new ID card. No dupe license-- he's been suspended for not paying tickets. (eyeroll) Can't do jackshit without photo ID.. and he's fck'd off everything... trailer, truck, phone.. idiot.
Tomorrow, taking him to DSHS in WA, see if/what he can qualify for. Get him signed up for something, anything, to get him out of my house. But of course, DMV must mail the new photo card (not to MY address, no way!) to "general delivery" in WA town... maybe 2 weeks to get it. UGH!
Posted by: QJ the tarbender at March 05, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)
I'm sure there is some rule of jury immunity for handling evidence, but even if there wasn't, how would you get a conviction?
Prosecutor: "Jury Number 2, we will prove that all 12 members of Jury Number 1 watched illegal material. One of the elements of that charge is that the material was illegal. You will have to view the same material to determine if it was illegal"
Posted by: Chuck C at March 05, 2026 12:00 AM (D0HYP)
Posted by: mindful webworker 'recycles' everything together ezpz at March 05, 2026 12:02 AM (9O6qm)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 12:02 AM (rbvCR)
I'm sure there is some rule of jury immunity for handling evidence, but even if there wasn't, how would you get a conviction?
Prosecutor: "Jury Number 2, we will prove that all 12 members of Jury Number 1 watched illegal material. One of the elements of that charge is that the material was illegal. You will have to view the same material to determine if it was illegal"
Posted by: Chuck C at March 05, 2026 12:00 AM (D0HYP)
Not a lawyer, but I think the term is "privilege".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 12:05 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Kindltot
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My guess would have been Argentina.
Maybe Milei did that already.
Next up-Ecuador
Posted by: El Mikloso de Yucatan at March 05, 2026 12:05 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: QJ the tarbender at March 05, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)
Oh shit, he finally showed up there, huh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2026 12:05 AM (snZF9)
I’m getting the distinct impression our later diplomats may not always have been quite the caliber of George Kennan. And the Secretary of State position can be a real crapshoot.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2026 12:05 AM (8OQ0R)
Sea Lion Tamers Cafe
Punch the Monkey
I mean, don't punch him. His name is Punch.
Guardian puppy takes a snuggle break. This dog knows what's up. When you have to nap, you have to nap. Avalanche rescue dogs on a ski mountain. A Labrador takes a trip on the adventure bus. I know we're all sick to death of superhero slop, but this old video of Batman bragging about having had sex with Talia made me LOL. Content warning but worth it. Speaking of bats, this should hold Duncanthrax over for a while: A bat cave is home to fifteen million bats. Contains the words "bat vortex" and "batnado." Dog is rescued from the garbage bin.
A guy goes to work at sea every day and has befriended a sea lion to the point that the beloved creature climbs onto the boat and always takes a nap. pic.twitter.com/dXlZJPWV5E
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) March 4, 2026
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Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2026 07:47 PM (f5x7f)
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No, he is a typical bat loving socialists. Always wants more.
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Posted by: Crab ball harvester at March 04, 2026 08:01 PM
The smell .... the smell .... * shudder *
Posted by: Colonel Kurz at March 04, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)
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*types deletes*
/I was about to denounce and self-ban myself, but Wifey vetoed the intended comment.
["But it would have gotten laughs as well as groans!"]
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 08:04 PM (iu4Pw)
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Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2026 08:07 PM (ggkmJ)
Otherwise I would have no knowledge of what she says or does but am sure now that Trump had her pegged the first time around.
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 08:07 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2026 08:07 PM (Q+gd/)
@nypost
Hillary Clinton's team demanded 'beauty lighting' and custom background for Epstein deposition
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"Beauty lighting"? I think the term she was looking for was "blackout curtain."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 08:07 PM (FXNzP)
Thats a commie holding the monkey.
Thats a commie monkey.
Sell you out to the secret police for half a mushy banana.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 08:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 08:04 PM
Dood. Use me as an exemplar, and achieve great things.
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Posted by: Crab ball harvester at March 04, 2026 08:01 PM
The smell .... the smell .... * shudder *
Posted by: Colonel Kurz at March 04, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1)
As bad as a couple of sea lions.
Ppeeeeuuu!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 08:09 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2026 08:10 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The Double Bagger
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nobody can keep a good weiner down for long
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 08:12 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Laughing like, well, a retard at March 04, 2026 08:12 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 08:13 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 08:13 PM (FXNzP)
@nypost
Hillary Clinton's team demanded 'beauty lighting' and custom background for Epstein deposition
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"Beauty lighting"? I think the term she was looking for was "blackout curtain."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 08:07 PM (FXNzP)
TWO brown paper bags...
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 04, 2026 08:15 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2026 08:17 PM (FMtrg)
@nypost
Hillary Clinton's team demanded 'beauty lighting' and custom background for Epstein deposition
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"Beauty lighting"? I think the term she was looking for was "blackout curtain."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 08:07 PM (FXNzP)
TWO brown paper bags...
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 04, 2026 08:15 PM (I40wl)
Smoke grenade.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 08:18 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Delurker at March 04, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf)
No idea who this guy is, but thankfully, someone will carry an R into that Senate election.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 08:19 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 08:19 PM (OoFl2)
But the stuff that makes Ace laugh doesn't make me laugh.
Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2026 08:17 PM (FMtrg)
Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 08:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 08:19 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 04, 2026 08:19 PM (3sXRv)
Did the photo taken of Hillary during the Congressional hearing make her so mad because it undid the effects of the "beauty lighting?"
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 08:20 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 08:21 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 08:19 PM (YwEeS)
Usually for aging beauty queens to help hide the wrinkles. Joan Collins. Cyrillic Shepherd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 08:21 PM (gm9Sb)
Did the photo taken of Hillary during the Congressional hearing make her so mad because it undid the effects of the "beauty lighting?"
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 08:20 PM (azNOR)
She was upset that not everyone was following "the rules." Like she ever did. Puh-leeze.
She just needed an excuse to flounce out in a huff. She had just about had it with the hoi-polloi, her obvious inferiors. How dare they?
/spit
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 04, 2026 08:22 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Hasan Piker at March 04, 2026 08:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 08:20 PM (azNOR)[/io]
It allowed her to scream and get mad to break the flow of the hearing, and then give a pretext for giving the answers on pizzagate and other issues that she wanted to say, instead of responding to what she was asked
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 08:25 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Delurker at March 04, 2026 08:26 PM (gtcuf)
No idea who this guy is, but thankfully, someone will carry an R into that Senate election.
Posted by: Nova Local
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It was arranged as Daines slid out, the DA filed his petition. Daines either has a scandal coming down on him or more likely a serious health issue.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 08:26 PM (E4rtv)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 08:26 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 08:26 PM (gKWVE)
Don't punch the monkey ... flog the dolphin ... beat the bishop
Jerk the gherkin
Posted by: Delurker at March 04, 2026 08:26 PM (gtcuf)
Slam the ham.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 08:26 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 08:27 PM (E4rtv)
That Batperv video is the funniest shit I've seen in awhile.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 08:27 PM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 08:27 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at March 04, 2026 08:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ron Cey at March 04, 2026 08:29 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Ron Cey at March 04, 2026 08:29 PM (oftw2)
The Penguin? ? Penguins snuck in here?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 08:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Reforger at March 04, 2026 08:38 PM (njT/n)
We had a giant party bowl going and one of my friends offered it to Gabriel, who smilingly declined. "I have to sing in a few minutes!"
Posted by: Delurker at March 04, 2026 08:38 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 08:39 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Reforger at March 04, 2026 08:39 PM (njT/n)
P.S.A.
Don't punch the monkey ... flog the dolphin ... beat the bishop
Jerk the gherkin
Posted by: Delurker at March 04, 2026 08:26 PM (gtcuf)
Prompt the porpoise
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 08:42 PM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Reforger
You ever run into a retired Army Colonel named Glenn McLeod? He used to try out for one of the Ski Patrol slots every year. And earn it too.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 04, 2026 08:48 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)
The head of the Kurdish National Party (by far the largest political representative of the Kurdish people) strongly disputes this as Israeli American propaganda.
At the very least this wants again puts the Kurds at risk by America.
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 04, 2026 08:49 PM (pPx0w)
🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Democrats’ attempt to HALT President Trump’s Operation Epic Fury has FAILED, 47-53
John Fetterman crossed over and voted with Republicans.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 08:52 PM (tY81A)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2026 08:53 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 04, 2026 08:53 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 08:54 PM (gVUi7)
@QuasLacrimas • Follow
X Mehdi Hasan has two modes: "offended you question Muslims loyalty" and "threatening you with fifth-column Muslim terrorism"
Mehdi Hasan ~
@mehdirhasan Scott Jennings thinks "terrorism" stops "now" because of Trump's attack on Iran. Pretty sure he has just energized extremists and given them an excuse to attack Americans. Every president who starts wars in the MidEast ends up becoming a recruiting sergeant for terror
groups.
8:34 AM • Mar 2, 2026
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 08:26 PM (E4rtv)
Prayers for Daines; I bet you're right
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 08:56 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)
The head of the Kurdish National Party (by far the largest political representative of the Kurdish people) strongly disputes this as Israeli American propaganda.
At the very least this wants again puts the Kurds at risk by America.
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 04, 2026 08:49 PM (pPx0w)
If the original story is false, he would say this.
If the original story is true, he would also say this.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 08:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 08:57 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 08:58 PM (GD0B3)
@mehdirhasan Scott Jennings thinks "terrorism" stops "now" because of Trump's attack on Iran. Pretty sure he has just energized extremists and given them an excuse to attack Americans. Every president who starts wars in the MidEast ends up becoming a recruiting sergeant for terror
groups.
8:34 AM • Mar 2, 2026
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:55 PM (RIvkX)
They don't need an excuse, and never have. They cower when we have the whip hand, and when we quit thrashing them they sneak out and try again.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 08:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2026 08:58 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 08:59 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 08:59 PM (gKWVE)
Do they need to say it's wild? That's retarded. How many tame pet seals have they run across? I guarantee you that number is zero.
Even the f'ing Eskimos don't have friggin pet seals.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 09:00 PM (P4bJX)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 09:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 09:01 PM (lCppi)
You sure about that?
Posted by: Barnum and Bailey at March 04, 2026 09:02 PM (FylAi)
You sure about that?
Posted by: Barnum and Bailey at March 04, 2026 09:02 PM (FylAi)
They used to be called "trained seals" not tame seals.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 09:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 09:05 PM (4k6kk)
You sure about that?
Posted by: Barnum and Bailey
Big Mike Obama was a trained pet seal with an appetite for lobster.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 09:07 PM (gVUi7)
For Sale.... Slightly used and damaged Chinese Military Equipment.
Will accept offers in US Dollars Only. Will not accept bids in Rials..
Contact Hadjie in Teheran via Carrier Pigeon because all Comm/Internet Sites are present experiencing technical difficulties.
Posted by: Alternative News at March 04, 2026 09:09 PM (38587)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 09:09 PM (P4bJX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 09:10 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Shut up Wesley!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 09:10 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 04, 2026 08:48 PM (QVmho)
That was so long ago I couldn't say. I'm the worst with names. I met and forgot a shit ton of people back then.
Posted by: Reforger at March 04, 2026 09:11 PM (njT/n)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 09:12 PM (lCppi)
He said the city is in rubble and a horrible site to see. Much suffering and supplies are low and hospitals overwhelmed.
Every 5 minute he said he hears A/C Afterburners and then a largest boom shaking the ground like an earthquake.
FAFO ...........
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 09:13 PM (38587)
a tack with some direction
a track with some traction
they're slipping the clutch
they're letting out yards
watch out folks either way
they're full on tards
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 09:13 PM (4k6kk)
No need...... They have Hollywood, Fake News, and the Democrat Party...
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 09:14 PM (38587)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 09:12 PM (lCppi)
Ill have you know im just a pedantic asshole, young lady!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s)
Or is it less about changing course and more orientation to the wind?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 09:13 PM (38587)
Odd. At least last night we were seeing that they were being fairly surgical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 09:12 PM (lCppi)
The real problem is that once in a while I say something blindingly stupid, and I would hate to be considered a troll...
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 04, 2026 09:17 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 04, 2026 09:18 PM (1JFYK)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 04, 2026 09:18 PM (jrgJz)
Or is it less about changing course and more orientation to the wind?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)
You tack when you sail upwind. Zig zag because you can't sail directly into the wind.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 04, 2026 09:18 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 04, 2026 09:19 PM (I40wl)
I think it's tack, like tacking with the wind.
Reef is something you do with the sails. (a form of tacking?)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 09:19 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 09:20 PM (4k6kk)
He said the city is in rubble and a horrible site to see. Much suffering and supplies are low and hospitals overwhelmed.
Every 5 minute he said he hears A/C Afterburners and then a largest boom shaking the ground like an earthquake.
FAFO ...........
Posted by: Jackson K.
- He said the city is in rubble and a horrible site to see.
Doubt it. We ain't wasting that much dumb iron to hit some a-hole taking pop-shots at their own civilians for protesting.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 09:20 PM (/lPRQ)
Reef is something you do with the sails. (a form of tacking?)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 09:19 PM (4k6kk)
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Reefing is shortening sail - decreasing the sail area.
You can see lines of reef points on sails.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2026 09:21 PM (0cQfd)
>>Or is it less about changing course and more orientation to the wind?
It's tack. And yes it is a change of course when heading upwind. When heading downwind it's called gybing.
Reefing is a shortening of sail due to stronger winds, it has nothing to do with either tacking or gybing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:22 PM (viF8m)
You tack into the wind. You zig-zag to maintain a course, using what wind you can grab in your sails to keep moving. When the wind fills your sails, your are sailing with a fresh wind.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 09:23 PM (gKDq2)
Reefing is a shortening of sail due to stronger winds, it has nothing to do with either tacking or gybing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:22 PM (viF8m)
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I took a boating class in high school. This is fun to revisit.
I did not ever sail a boat, btw.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 09:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 09:27 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 09:20 PM (/lPRQ)
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This is where you get a propaganda singularity.
On the one hand, we are ruthless evil bastards, pummeling a helpless opponent, but then that means that we won completely, decisively. Oops! Have to find a defeat in here somewhere!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:27 PM (ZOv7s)
He said the city is in rubble and a horrible site to see. Much suffering and supplies are low and hospitals overwhelmed.
Every 5 minute he said he hears A/C Afterburners and then a largest boom shaking the ground like an earthquake.
FAFO ...........
Posted by: Jackson K.
- He said the city is in rubble and a horrible site to see.
Doubt it. We ain't wasting that much dumb iron to hit some a-hole taking pop-shots at their own civilians for protesting.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 09:20 PM (/lPRQ)
***
Well...CNN. What can one expect? Pictures from last night showed the lights on people out doing stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 09:28 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 09:28 PM (Cqx++)
Yeah, I get that trolling is now a hobby for millions of slap-shit poltroons around the world, but holy hell.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:29 PM (diia5)
>>I did not ever sail a boat, btw.
I spent a ridiculous amount of my life sailing. But not enough.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2026 09:30 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 09:28 PM (2WIwB)
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It is a city of carnage. Trump is literally making the rubble bounce. What? Those dancing teenagers? They are doing a mourning ceremony for all the orphans killed today. Yes, "YMCA" is actually very similar to a traditional song of lamentation.
Posted by: This is CNN at March 04, 2026 09:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:29 PM (diia5)
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The enemies of the United States know they are hopelessly outclassed militarily.
Their only hope is to destroy the truth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 09:30 PM (ESVrU)
103
Every 5 minute he said he hears A/C Afterburners and then a largest boom shaking the ground like an earthquake.
FAFO ...........
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 09:13 PM
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A/C?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 09:31 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:29 PM (diia5)
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It's China's 50 cent army. They've gotten their orders and are carrying them out.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)
The avalanche doggies are so great. What a great job for both ski bums and doggies.
All avalanches are typically in the back country and ungroomed areas on the other side of the mountain of a resort. By the time the ski patrol arrives it is typically too late. Now skiers who take these risks wear beacons and some have, if they have time, the ability to trigger an avalanche airbag. Sadly some die even with all this and training. They know the risks and do it anyway.
I used to like to ski but stayed in the resorts.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 09:32 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: free tibet at March 04, 2026 09:32 PM (1wtUm)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)
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Lifelong Michigander. Longest coastline outside of Alaska.
A boat is a hole in the water into which you pour money.
Sailing is the art of slowly going nowhere at great expense.
A boat is a horse than can sink.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: This is CNN
I think I will request that YMCA be sung at my wake.
Until now I really did not care what people do when I am dead.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)
@cem_uk_
Under the Geneva Conventions, you are required to rescue the crew of a ship that you sink during war. To leave them to drown is both illegal and depraved beyond belief. The US military fights with zero morals. It is today's Nazi army.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:35 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2026 09:36 PM (f5x7f)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:35 PM (diia5)
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Hot take from 1915.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Gybe is old school, jibe is a more modern term. I grew up with gybe.
Jib is one of a number of names for a foresail on a sloop or cutter rig.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:37 PM (viF8m)
Out
Another
Thousand
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2026 09:36 PM (f5x7f)
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If you ask how much the boat is, you can't afford it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:38 PM (zZu0s)
This message absolutely not paid for and approved by the People's Committee to Re-unite China.
😖[blinks in morse code --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . ]
Posted by: mindful webworker makes it through another day at March 04, 2026 09:38 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 09:39 PM (cAEoL)
Or Gib-ing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Can you provide proof of funds? Otherwise, Sir, the door is over there.
Posted by: Yacht Dealer at March 04, 2026 09:39 PM (diia5)
As the lady said, the stuff I learn here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)
But they are fun to bark at. They bark right back! It’s hilarious when you’re racing sailboats, round a mark and there’s sea lions perched on it and we bark. And hold our noses. And the bark back! And then we pass the flask because it’s awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 09:40 PM (A5RD0)
@disclosetv 4m
JUST IN - Trump admin facilitates a large gold order between the U.S. and Venezuela, with up to 1,000 kilograms of gold to be shipped to the U.S. — Axios
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:40 PM (diia5)
Because it is. To really get the pleasure of owning a boat, you have to be lighting your cigars with $100 bills. I know people who were close, but not there, and it was endless misery. The happiest day of owning a boat is when you buy it. The second happiest day is when you sell it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2026 09:41 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: davidt
I'm sure they mulled over it. ... Would you like some hot, spiced wine?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:42 PM (diia5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:29 PM (diia5)
sowing confusion and despair, doubt, and guilt are part of propaganda. It makes people anxious, it grinds into the target audience guilt and self debasement. It is standard mind control and psychological warfare.
It was very prominent during Covid and BLM, and it still flares up.
Trolls confuse language, confuse terms, and drive home ideas that should make people shamed and debased in their own minds.
These trolls aren't very good at it, mostly, a few were very divisive, and quite effective
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 09:43 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 08:21 PM
In fairness, I've never made any demands for an interview.
Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at March 04, 2026 09:44 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)
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this alone should have given anyone pause - there are no reporters in Tehran, unless they were invited there by the regime to spew regime propaganda, even now
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 09:45 PM (GD0B3)
As the lady said, the stuff I learn here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)
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Aktually...yes. Surface combatants are different from submarines. Lots of examples of this.
Submarines are different insofar as surfacing will get them killed, along with anyone they might "rescue" and they also have insufficient space to hold passengers. Early in WW I, the practice was to surface, force the ship to scuttle itself, and then take the captain aboard, while the crew took to lifeboats.
Arming merchantmen forced submarines to use torpedoes (less accurate, few aboard) and that meant no rescues, no advance warning. Classic escalation spiral. What was barbarism is now accepted practice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:45 PM (ZOv7s)
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Partly correct. A jibe can accidentally or intentionally when running downwind.
The technical definition is when the boom passes through the direction of the wind while running. It can be violent if not controlled, as when it happens accidentally. People can get seriously injured or knocked off the boat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 09:46 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 09:46 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 09:46 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:40 PM (diia5)
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Wait, how many kilograms to the livres?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Cicero
You say that like it's a bad thing. Party poop-decker~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:47 PM (diia5)
Posted by: The Invisible Man at March 04, 2026 09:47 PM (0sNs1)
I never understood this one. Hated selling my boats.
- Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing, absolutely nothing half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:47 PM (viF8m)
Yep. Happens when I jam the throttle open...
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 09:48 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2026 09:48 PM (f5x7f)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 09:31 PM (azNOR)
Clearly need to get someone in to take a look at the HVAC system if it is making earth shaking booms. Might be they need to adjust the louvers, might need to spray for John McClaines
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 09:48 PM (rbvCR)
The technical definition is when the boom passes through the direction of the wind while running. It can be violent if not controlled, as when it happens accidentally. People can get seriously injured or knocked off the boat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 09:46 PM (+HNx/)
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Yeah, I remember that from the class. Lots of warnings called out to make sure no one gets swept overboard.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)
Tony from LC Signs got big and now everyone wants a piece of the action.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 09:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 09:50 PM (XuXeR)
youtu.be/0xAgFYSZnvY
I hope it is not AI
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 09:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JackStraw
I sailed to Tahiti with an all-girl crew.
Posted by: Zombie Gardner McKay at March 04, 2026 09:52 PM (oftw2)
JUST IN - Trump admin facilitates a large gold order between the U.S. and Venezuela, with up to 1,000 kilograms of gold to be shipped to the U.S. — Axios
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 09:40 PM (diia5)
The four greatest buyers of gold in the world are India, Shanghai London and the US.
Shanghai and London have recently had a problem filling their physical gold and silver orders, though that had mostly resolved itself. It looks like the question of whether there is enough gold in Fort Knox and JPMorgan has solved itself in our favor, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 09:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:47 PM (viF8m)
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It has its moments. I suppose it's different when you're Shanghai'd as it were. I spent a lot of time on boats because my mother loved the boating lifestyle and dated men who could afford it (and married a man who ultimately could not).
Sunsets, fresh breeze, watching ore carriers pass in twilight, but also fish guts, engine repairs and the fact that while you're stuck on a boat, you have zero social life, which kind of sucks as a teenager.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)
That book served me well, but I only got half way through it.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 09:54 PM (rbvCR)
Do the crew take shifts on when they get to swim in it?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 09:54 PM (gKWVE)
The Kurds have taken Tehran and are marching on Moscow to help out the big z-man!!!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 04, 2026 09:54 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 09:52 PM (rbvCR)
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Is this the whole Fort Knox thing Trump was pushing about a year ago coming to completion. Seemed odd how it was loud and then just dropped.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2026 09:54 PM (f5x7f)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:52 PM
Well, until you tie up in a Caribbean port in the summer, with a number of other boats from Europe, crewed by nubile French, Danish, and Dutch girls, who for some reason often find that wearing tops is optional.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 09:57 PM (0sNs1)
Damn.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2026 09:54 PM (f5x7f)
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A lot of the modern translations of Roman/Greek texts were done in the 1930s and it's deeply depressing to see how much our currency has depreciated since then.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Yes, I'm aware. You can also accidentally tack if you sail too close to the wind.
Gybing is a way of changing course when sailing down wind. Accidents can happen on all points of sail.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 09:57 PM (0sNs1)
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Oh, I had fantasies, too! So that was yours?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:47 PM (viF8m)
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It has its moments. I suppose it's different when you're Shanghai'd as it were. I spent a lot of time on boats because my mother loved the boating lifestyle and dated men who could afford it (and married a man who ultimately could not).
Sunsets, fresh breeze, watching ore carriers pass in twilight, but also fish guts, engine repairs and the fact that while you're stuck on a boat, you have zero social life, which kind of sucks as a teenager.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)
yeah kinda what I remember. Breaking down, getting towed in by the coast guard..twice, scraping barnacles, repainting the bottom with the special paint, getting stuck out on the boat instead of riding dirt bikes with my friends. Dad said the boat gave him the 2 greatest days of his life. The day he bought it and the day he sold it. Yeah, he really said that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 09:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:47 PM (viF8m)
Perhaps hanging out at the small airport with your airplane.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 09:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)
The Goldbugs were split between "there is an IOU" and
"There is more than what they reported both there and at NY Federal Reserve."
However, Delcy Rodriguez most likely got market price for Venezuelan gold, where Maduro most likely sold it at a discount on the sly.
It is profitable to be Trump's ally now
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 10:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 10:01 PM (diia5)
I suppose it depends on where and how. Social life was not something we lacked.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 09:47 PM (viF8m)
Perhaps hanging out at the small airport with your airplane.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 09:59 PM (2WIwB)
Now thats big dick shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 10:01 PM (snZF9)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=418759
Posted by: mindful webworker spreading the word at March 04, 2026 10:03 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 09:58 PM
Wishes can come true;
they can happen to you,
if you're young at heart.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 10:03 PM (0sNs1)
@nypost
Hillary Clinton's team demanded 'beauty lighting' and custom background for Epstein deposition"
So a fake background full of books she never read like on Teams and video calls?
Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2026 10:14 PM (PTDkx)
Quick Hits
A full 52% of voters say the economy is better today than it was under Biden -- up 5 points from January. 51% say the economy is strong right now, up 8 points since November 2025. And 36% say their personal financial situation has improved, up 4 points since November, with gains concentrated among Republicans, males, likely midterm voters, and urban voters aged 25-44.
Bari Weiss, get your Animal House "journalists" under control:
CBS MorningsThe Assistant Director for Public Policy at the FBI fired back with actual facts:
@CBSMornings FBI Director Kash Patel recently fired nearly a dozen FBI agents who worked on special counsel Jack Smith's probe into President Trump's classified documents case -- and CBS News has learned from multiple sources that many of those agents were working on global counterintelligence cases, including some involving Iran. One source called the firings "devastating to the FBI's Iran program." The FBI said it still maintains robust counterintelligence operations across the U.S.
Ben WilliamsonAll Democrats are Marrion Barry Democrats.
@_WilliamsonBen 1h I can play the "sources" game too - the difference is mine know what they're talking about 1) I spoke to four FBI execs and supervisors, all of whom confirmed that only 3 of the individuals fired actually worked the Iran issue 2) Further - all called the quote that it's "devastating to the Iran program" total BS. Not just because it's 3 people - but FBI surges resources and personnel from all over the country to prepare for these things. 3) It's a false suggestion to begin with. The FBI had a record year on CounterIntel last year (+35% arrests, Six of the Ten Most Wanted fugitives captured, etc) - all involving a massive operation, not something run by three people out of one unit. This is a transparent spin job by people mad about firings.
The Baltimore mayor's office spent more than $890,000 on lavish meals and parties -- including crab feasts, catered "farewell" bashes and massive tabs at Ravens football games, according to a report Wednesday. Mayor Brandon Scott's administration blew taxpayer cash on over-the-top perks for staffers -- including $52,589 on grub in the Mayoral Suite at Ravens and Orioles games -- in a gross violation of the city's "public funds" rules, according to baltimorebrew.com. Mayor Brandon ScottMayor Brandon Scott's office spent more than $890,000 on lavish meals and parties, according to a report. One of the elaborate meals was served at a $3,636 farewell "office party" for Scott's former campaign manager Marvin James, which featured a $324 balloon arch, a $217 cake and a $2,600 catered spread with crab balls and grilled salmon in March 2025, according to the outlet. James, however, didn't actually leave City Hall and is still on the payroll as the mayor's $190,000-plus-a-year senior adviser. In total, the office spent $801,839 on meals and catering, $42,691 on floral arrangements and funeral services, and $45,646 "unreconciled" expenses between July 2022 and November 2025, according to the outlet.They're also all pedophiles.
An elementary school in Fresno was forced to file a police report after a child sex offender running for city council held a press conference just steps away. Rene Campos, 41, a candidate in Fresno City Council's District 7 race, spoke Friday on a street outside St. John's Cathedral to address outrage over his past, the Fresno Bee reported. He was about 10 feet away from Big Picture Elementary School, a public charter school, which later contacted local cops.
Rene Campos, wearing a blue suit jacket and checkered shirt, has multiple microphones clipped to his shirt as he looks slightly to the right of the camera. 5
Registered sex offender Rene Campos has stirred up more controversy by holding a news conference across from a school in Fresno. Until 2015, under Jessica's Law, California prohibited registered sex offenders from living within 2,000ft of any school or park in the state. The law was later declared unconstitutional by the California Supreme Court, which ruled that residency restrictions must be applied on a case-by-case basis.
It remains unclear whether Campos is subject to any specific court orders, restraining orders or individualized restrictions related to his offense, or whether his limitations fall solely under California's general sex offender registration requirements. Campos was about 10 feet away from Big Picture Elementary School in Fresno, which later contacted local cops. Esparza said the council is considering legislation to prevent people like Campos from seeking office. Other city leaders were also furious. "It has come to my attention and even hit national news that we have a registered sex offender that is currently running for Fresno City Council," Councilwoman Annalisa Perea said in a statement.
— Red Eagle Politics (@RedEaglePatriot) March 4, 2026
“Right wing pundits, but they fight the left.” pic.twitter.com/TguDe7yrCG
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) March 4, 2026
SCOOP: High School in @CBSDSchools held a pathetic anti-ICE protest.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 4, 2026
However this time the protesters ere met with OVERWHELMING opposition by the rest of the students.
Majority of students chanted “USA” and BOOED as the handful of protesters left campus to protest ICE
Epic pic.twitter.com/54b71dPUPB
If your church leaders and elected leaders are telling you the way to bring Jesus back is by killing innocent children of innocent foreign people you’ve never met in a foreign land you’ve never been to, then your believing the lies of wolves dressed in sheep’s clothing. pic.twitter.com/t2vyHExYWj
— Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@FmrRepMTG) March 4, 2026
Marco Rubio is ready to invade Iran and become the new Ruler of Persian Empire pic.twitter.com/MUKaeBJjHD
— DFF (@DumbFxckFinder) March 3, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 06:53 PM (EaYnf)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)
Good.
Posted by: LASue
The Senate has formally endorsed taking down Iran !!!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (/lPRQ)
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Double agents?
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (8rJWF)
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UK may not be all lost...
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 06:59 PM (SRRAx)
US downed an Iranian missile targeting Turkey, which is a possible NATO Article 5 issue.
and according to RT, Putin says it may be time to stop supplying gas to European markets.
You know, my bingo card for 2026 is looking really barren right now.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:59 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 06:59 PM (77rzZ)
Gonna be hilarious watching all the TV "legal scholars" bafflement and wonder when Trump responds, "Denied. Under what law passed by Congress is this expenditure authorized?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 06:54 PM (HXT0k)
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I have been reliably told by every liberal economist that COMPANIES DON'T PAY TARIFFS, PEOPLE DO.
So I guess the people should get their money back.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2026 07:00 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2026 07:00 PM (j87XX)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 07:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 07:01 PM (1wjle)
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Wow, some people think the names of British nobility is ridiculous.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e)
I am at a loss for words, which is rare and possibly the virus has invaded that part of my brain.
Pronoun looks like a dweller of coffins. I would think daylight would cause issues.
Since I pray against evil every night I will pray against this demon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (8rJWF)
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Funny how quickly bombing the Ayatollah and his goons became "killing innocent children." Slid into full leftist slander mode so effortlessly.
"Former Congresswoman, have our troops always been baby-killers, or only when fighting Iran?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 07:02 PM (ZOv7s)
That's that fuck I've been going on about! Convicted sex offender runs for city council in broad daylight!
And his opponents are Mohamed and Ariela and Shakir!
God dammit, our invaders have figured out how easy it is to hit us over the head and rob us blind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 07:02 PM (pAy1S)
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I'm sure the rest of NATO will be as helpful to Turkey tomorrow as they are to us today.
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 07:02 PM (vSvIl)
That was one of the first instances of the leftists trying to shame the right over Trump's antics, and they were met with "Yeah? F your feelings."
Left them rudderless and adrift.
Good times.
Posted by: Microslop at March 04, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 07:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2026 07:03 PM (j87XX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:03 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 07:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 07:01 PM (1wjle)
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Busty lesbian porn?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)
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Mayors must be given space to destroy tax payer dollars.
Posted by: Stephanie Rawlings-Blake at March 04, 2026 07:03 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:04 PM (qBdHI)
If your church leaders and elected leaders are telling you the way to bring Jesus back is by killing innocent children of innocent foreign people you’ve never met in a foreign land you’ve never been to, then your believing the lies of wolves dressed in sheep’s clothing.
And apparently doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your". Disconcerting.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 07:04 PM (Riz8t)
Remember that time when Bill Clinton made a tax retro-active?
And then, decades later, John Roberts said, "as long as you call it a tax--even if no one ever before called it a tax--it's all legal and good."
Retro-active tax-iffs.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 07:04 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 07:03 PM (77rzZ)
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Obligatory. Thank you for respecting our traditions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Promise kept.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 07:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 07:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:04 PM (qBdHI)
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The bottom of the AWFL ladder.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 07:05 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 07:06 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 07:04 PM (Riz8t)
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Watch the video where she admits she's retarded.
I love this, by the way. The language of my people has been restored! Make our enemies retarded and gay again!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 07:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 07:03 PM (77rzZ)
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Obligatory. Thank you for respecting our traditions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)
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But he has not yet complied with the link requirement.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 07:06 PM (Fi81e)
Tousi TV - IRGC claims it sank a US destroyer... w/o evidence
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With what?
If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. See the tweet embedded at Insty at the 1:22 time mark.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2026 07:06 PM (Fs0KI)
My home town. I've occasionally wondered if you got Whig from Quincy Herald Whig. I met Tom Oakley senior briefly at the rally for Mike Flynn, and was in the same class as his son. I'm back in the neighborhood now, several miles east of the city.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 07:06 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at March 04, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)
Not only does he wear many hats, he's his own body double.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 07:07 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2026 07:00 PM
King crabs do. That's why they're not Queen crabs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 04, 2026 07:09 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 07:09 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Wood eye at March 04, 2026 07:09 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Crab ball harvester at March 04, 2026 07:10 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)
Mayor Brandon ScottMayor Brandon Scott is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 07:11 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: banana Dream - Both? Also a dessert topping? at March 04, 2026 07:11 PM (3uBP9)
It's politics, Jake.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 04, 2026 07:12 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 07:12 PM (77rzZ)
When really, it's closer to a Muslim belief that war hastens the coming of The Mahdi.
Nonetheless, in that it seems to be common, the complaint seems to come from progressives.
And now MTG is out there repeating it.
Was she deep cover or what?
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 07:12 PM (Fi81e)
Kids just want to get out of class - and the idiot "adults" in charge let it happen.
THIS is why little Johnny kan't raed.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 07:13 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: banana Dream - Both? Also a dessert topping? at March 04, 2026 07:11 PM
Yes.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 07:14 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Joe's AutoPen at March 04, 2026 07:14 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2026 07:14 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 07:13 PM
Kall us.
Posted by: Kwality Learing Center at March 04, 2026 07:15 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 07:15 PM (HXT0k)
I suspect you might be right in that Trump will extract a price for his endorsement and it seems like it will include at least the SAVE Act but I don't think he'll walk away from Paxton. Trump cares of people who are loyal to him.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 07:16 PM (viF8m)
Or at least a podcast.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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The Dumb and Dumber tour.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 07:16 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 07:13 PM (SRRAx)
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What is this??!
All of a sudden, it's REASONABLE day?!!
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 07:17 PM (Fi81e)
It's politics, Jake.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 04, 2026 07:12 PM (fZiTB)
It has to be more than that. The rino gang need to give him recess appointments too.
He's the first president in history to have his own party block his recess appointments. F them all if they can't get their act together. And maybe even if they do.
Posted by: banana Dream - Both? Also a dessert topping? at March 04, 2026 07:17 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:04 PM (qBdHI)
Baby AWFLs.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 07:18 PM (zYpTz)
Or at least a podcast.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 07:15 PM (HXT0k)
Like Roxie and Velma at the end of "Chicago"....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 07:18 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 04, 2026 07:19 PM (0c4Z6)
@overton_news
·
2h
BREAKING: US officials confirm THOUSANDS of Iraqi-Kurdish fighters have entered Iran — launching a “ground offensive.”
FOX NEWS: “This just in, it’s BIG.”
“A US official telling Fox thousands of Iraqi Kurds have launched a ground offensive in Iran.”
“Decimated, destroyed, defeated — all words the Pentagon used today to describe Iran’s various military forces on day five of Operation Epic Fury.”
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 07:19 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:04 PM (qBdHI)
Baby AWFLs.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 07:18 PM (zYpTz)
Awflings.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2026 07:19 PM (dK+Kv)
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"Pikers!"
/Gruesome Newscum
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:20 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2026 07:19 PM (dK+Kv)
I smell awflings!
Posted by: Zombie Ruth Buzzy Ginsberg at March 04, 2026 07:20 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 07:21 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 07:21 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 07:21 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2026 07:00 PM
King crabs do. That's why they're not Queen crabs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 07:08 PM
Some of them are. They gay ones.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 07:22 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 07:22 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2026 07:19 PM (dK+Kv)
I smell awflings!
Posted by: Zombie Ruth Buzzy Ginsberg at March 04, 2026 07:20 PM (0aYVJ)
That's because you've been marinating in your own liquefied flesh for years. And that's even before you croaked.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2026 07:22 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 07:22 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Paxton finishing second did not help his case. For whatever reason, he raised little and spent little. Spent about 5 million in a huge state, raised ten, has about 5 in the bank. Cornyn has about the same in the bank but can call on a lot more from teh Senate Fund that hurts all other GOP candidates in close races like for Ossoff's seat, Collins in ME, and the North Carolina race. Under its rules, incumbents get first dibs on that money.
Talarico winning the primary instead of Crockett weakens the case for Paxton even more as the DC Senate types are thinking it will require a lot of money to be spent in the general there that would not need to be spent if Cornyn was the nominee.
Without going into the weeds of viewing the entrails of campaign data from the primary yet, finishing second and Cornyn's statewide strength, Paxton is in a weaker electability position although policy wise he is the far better choice.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 07:22 PM (E4rtv)
The state of New Hampshire decided to terminate the contract for vehicle testing and just do away with it. The company sued in Federal court and the Federal judge, hiding behind the EPA Clean Air Act, has ordered New Hampshire to keep its vehicle inspection program. The New Hampshire elected officials are going "but first you will blow me."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 07:19 PM (ZxPkt)
Decimated ain't the word they want. Decimated is what you do to your own guys to um... increase... morale. You do not decimate your enemy
Posted by: banana Dream - pedanticated at March 04, 2026 07:23 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2026 07:23 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Jeebus, these pedos always look like the Spawn of Satan and Greta "Pol Tot" Thunberg.
Coincidence? I don't think so ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:24 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2026 07:24 PM (2GVsD)
None.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 07:25 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: kingsman
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I think Paxton may be tabbed for a job in the DoJ if the grand deal goes off. Several DoJ positions open as Jeffrey Clark just resigned and the administration forced out the DoJ anti trust chief too. Either position might allow a promotion to AG or DAG after the November elections when a shakeup in Cabinet usually happens.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 07:25 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 07:25 PM (ehY6c)
https://tinyurl.com/5cd3abmm
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 07:22 PM (ZxPkt)
Trump needs boats.
Trump needs boats.
Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump needs boats
Posted by: banana Dream - The big Ts inside of you and me at March 04, 2026 07:26 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2026 07:19 PM (dK+Kv)
I like it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 07:26 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: kingsman
The U.S. AG office has barely been used.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 04, 2026 07:27 PM (0c4Z6)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2026 07:00 PM (3uBP9)
The sickos in Baltimore got 'em.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2026 07:27 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 07:01 PM (1wjle)
It's fucking amazing.
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2026 07:27 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Don Black
And Hegseth denies it among others. It might just be one of those rumors that floats around out there as disinfo--a) the regime uses it to attack its opponents internally as Kurds are generally loathed throughout the Middle East, b) US disinfo to cause troop movements toward the Kurd areas which exposes them to our aircraft bombs c) some Deep State plan that got floated and axed when it came to the attention of senior officials.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 07:31 PM (E4rtv)
idk all the election odds like you do, but I've heard if an incumbent is below 50%, he is in trouble. Cornyn got 42% (primary), and Not Cornyn got 58%. Paxton seems the clear winner. Other than Thune's leverage with Trump on the "I'll give you the Save bill if you give me RINO (anti-Trump) Cornyn.
I hope Trump endorses Paxton to strengthen his base, and not the RINO base. But Trump is (allegedly) The Deal Maker.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 07:32 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 04, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2026 07:33 PM (2GVsD)
Her work outs go better
when she takes her roids.
And she always takes her roids.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 07:34 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I think she'd respond better to "calm you tits."
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 04, 2026 07:35 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 07:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
The non-busty lesbians would enjoy it even more.
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 04, 2026 07:37 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2026 07:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2026 07:39 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 07:40 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at March 04, 2026 07:40 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 04, 2026 07:40 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Lot of moving parts but Cornyn is not liked as much by the base as is Paxton but Paxton has some passionate haters in the TX GOP establishment ( I think Paxton is in the right on this btw on the impeachment bullshit, etc.) but he is having trouble raising funds while Cornyn isn't.
A runoff where Paxton and Cornyn go and blow a bunch of money until May 26th means that other Senate GOP priorities cannot be funded. And then for the General, Paxton will require more funding than Cornyn to beat Talarico. If Paxton had finished above Cornyn in the runoff, his argument would have been you want the front leader to step aside? but being second, harder to make that argument. Last, we don't know who Hunt may endorse.
The old rule is polling below 50 is a problem but that is normally for a two party race, not a three. Three or more in an election very often result in the incumbent squeezing by or a Dem squeezing in like in the Palin Begich Peltota race in AK House seat in 2022.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv)
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Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2026 07:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)
That is all.
Posted by: Eeyore
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One worked for me who went to the (barber) to have it removed from her face once a month.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 07:41 PM (4k6kk)
Or at least a podcast.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Ebony and Ivory.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2026 07:41 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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She has entered the influencer grifting zone where once people enter, they can't leave.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 07:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)
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Paxton (for U.S. Attorney General) >>>>> Bondi
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:42 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2026 07:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 07:43 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Miss Muffet at March 04, 2026 07:43 PM (FylAi)
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Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (/lPRQ)
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"They're all Mossad double-agents!"
/Qatarlson
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:44 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 07:44 PM (2WIwB)
Or at least a podcast.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Ebony and Ivory.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
I don't think their collective vocabulary or intellect would lead to that clever of a title.
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 04, 2026 07:45 PM (ftFVW)
About damn time!
Posted by: Miss Muffet at March 04, 2026 07:43 PM (FylAi)
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* golf clap *
Muldoon-worthy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:45 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 07:45 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I just threw up a little in the back of my throat. Time for some Johnnie Black to get rid of that taste and vision.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2026 07:46 PM (xvV+O)
Point the bitch to a copy of the Vienna Convention of 1961. Happy Reading.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 07:46 PM (fYhK6)
That being said, his campaign did not get it done in the primary to win a plurality, will suck a lot of needed resources to limp into the win for the runoff, need a big injection of money to win the general, and apparently his failure to control his penis has soured some that otherwise would have voted for him.
Someone with one scandal (even if the impeachment failed, some still believe the bullshit) has it harder than someone else. Two scandals, the impeachment and the failure to control himself hurts a GOP candidate at the polls. GOP voters are not Dem voters. It even hurts Trump to some degree and he is the exception to the rule of scandals.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)
I think Paxton laid back on the spending in the primary knowing there would be a runoff, therefore, not taxing his base's reserves.
There are many ignorant people in TX who believe the lying TV ads. Pax needs a lot of money to overcome that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 07:46 PM (4k6kk)
Doesn't MTG have a passel of illegal aliens in her construction workforce that she should be scurrying to save?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 07:46 PM (xG4kz)
>>Candidate filing closed at 5 p.m., and Daines’ status on the Montana Secretary of State’s website was updated to “withdrawn.”
https://tinyurl.com/4xt8kycw
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 07:46 PM (viF8m)
Or at least a podcast.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Ebony and Ivory.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2026 07:41 PM (xvV+O)
***
Dumb and Dumber
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 07:47 PM (2WIwB)
No matter what happens.
Even in your worst hour, He was there.
He will be there when nobody else is.
He will never leave you.
Once you know the love of God, there is no equal. There is nothing else you need.
You don’t need the emptiness of “likes”, “reads” or posts.
His Holy Spirit will completely fill you.
Put down the phone. Turn off the tv.
Spend some time with God. He’s waiting.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 07:47 PM (bucPA)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:42 PM (iu4Pw)
Dude, we are trying to rid ourselves of Cornyn and prevent an evil Jew hating bastard from becoming Senator.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 07:47 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Oh, come now. It would take longer than that for there to be revenue to fight over.
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 04, 2026 07:47 PM (ftFVW)
probably true, from what I know of the IRGC scum. But that video Ace linked didn't show much. Just some shots going off from some balcony. Were they in celebration, or shooting into homes? I have no idea.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 07:48 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 07:47 PM (bucPA)
To be born again?
Posted by: Porcupine Tree at March 04, 2026 07:48 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 07:45 PM (fYhK6)
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Make them stay in detention and write the names of every murder, rape, trafficking, assault, and theft US citizen victim of illegal aliens since 1965.
We'll wait ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:48 PM (iu4Pw)
The Baltimore mayor's office spent more than $890,000 on lavish meals and parties -- including crab feasts, catered "farewell" bashes and massive tabs at Ravens football games, according to a report Wednesday.
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If he's that entitled and stupid, he's done other things that will put him in jail for sure. Kickbacks, etc.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 07:48 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 07:49 PM (cXw3b)
If he's that entitled and stupid, he's done other things that will put him in jail for sure. Kickbacks, etc.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04,
It’s Baltimore, there is a long standing tradition of corruption. He is just the latest one.
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 07:49 PM (Wmg4n)
... many of those agents were working on global counterintelligence cases
You'd actually be surprised how much counterintell knowledge you can gather by staging a Risk tournament once a week!
Now we don't have enough for this valuable exercise to continue to return value to our taxpayers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 07:50 PM (xG4kz)
>>Candidate filing closed at 5 p.m., and Daines’ status on the Montana Secretary of State’s website was updated to “withdrawn.”
https://tinyurl.com/4xt8kycw
Posted by: JackStraw
What in the actual fuck
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 07:50 PM (MGB5H)
>>Candidate filing closed at 5 p.m., and Daines’ status on the Montana Secretary of State’s website was updated to “withdrawn.”
https://tinyurl.com/4xt8kycw
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 07:46 PM (viF8m)
What the heck??? Are we likely losing a solid R seat to an independent?
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 07:51 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 07:47 PM (fYhK6)
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I'm with you; was just replying to whig's speculation -- should that turn out to be in play.
I honestly thought Trump was going to nominate Paxton from the get-go instead of Gaetz ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:51 PM (iu4Pw)
probably true, from what I know of the IRGC scum. But that video Ace linked didn't show much. Just some shots going off from some balcony. Were they in celebration, or shooting into homes? I have no idea.
Posted by: illiniwek
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Saw a vid of them on scooters doing drive by's.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 07:51 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 07:45 PM (fYhK6)
Grandkids of Diogenes #3 and #4 are home schooled. If they walk out they do the dishes for a month.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)
I honestly thought Trump was going to nominate Paxton from the get-go instead of Gaetz ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:51 PM (iu4Pw)
I figured as much. Hence my starting out with “Dude…” : )
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 07:52 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 07:53 PM (gKWVE)
>>Candidate filing closed at 5 p.m., and Daines’ status on the Montana Secretary of State’s website was updated to “withdrawn.”
https://tinyurl.com/4xt8kycw
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 07:46 PM (viF8m)
What the heck??? Are we likely losing a solid R seat to an independent?
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 07:51 PM (lCppi)
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That sucks. I never understood how a conservative state like Montana (birthplace to my entire family except me) frequently elected Dem Governors and Senators (maybe rigged elections like we now have in Arizona)?
Daines was first elected to the Senate in 2014, becoming the first Republican to win a U.S. Senate seat in Montana in the 21st century. He was reelected in 2020, defeating the Democratic nominee, incumbent governor Steve Bullock. In 2023, Daines became chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, succeeding Rick Scott.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 07:56 PM (iu4Pw)
MISSOULA, Mont. — Montana’s U.S. Senate race took a sudden turn as incumbent Sen. Steve Daines withdrew his name from the running.
>>Candidate filing closed at 5 p.m., and Daines’ status on the Montana Secretary of State’s website was updated to “withdrawn.”
https://tinyurl.com/4xt8kycw
Posted by: JackStraw
How conveeeeeeeeenient!
Is this a repeat of the Great Candidate Bugout of 2018 by GOP(e) crapweasels?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 07:56 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SciVo at March 04, 2026 07:58 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Saw a vid of them on scooters doing drive by's.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 07:51 PM (4k6kk)
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Eventually this "war" will shift to the urban centers and we will see bow tough the IRGC are...and how well entrenched which is another way of saying how much they think they can win.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 07:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)
Mar 3
#Nicaragua’s Attorney General’s Office has reportedly confiscated BHMB Mining, a U.S.-Canadian company with an ~$80 million investment, and reportedly handed it over to a "Chinese businessman." Beyond corruption, it's the direct seizure of Americans' property. The report details how the plant was occupied and transferred by the Nicaraguan state. This should surprise no one doing business in that nation.
This escalates an already tense situation for American companies and U.S. expats operating or living in Nicaragua. In the context of new Treasury sanctions and growing Congressional scrutiny of the gold sector, this will not go unnoticed by the Trump administration. @WHAAsstSecty @USTreasury
When a generally lawless socialist regime crosses the line and seizes American investment, consequences tend to follow. I'll be writing this up soon on Poblete Dispatches. #Nicaragua #PropertyRights #Sanctions #RuleOfLaw #expropriation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 08:00 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 04, 2026 08:04 PM (jrgJz)
and a $2,600 catered spread with crab balls
$2100 of which was labor for the chef to try to harvest the crab balls with tweezers
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 08:33 PM (HXiQ2)
But crabs don't have balls.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2026 07:00 PM (3uBP9)
The sickos in Baltimore got 'em.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 04, 2026 07:27 PM (dK+Kv)
Hey Jimmy, you gonna waste that crab gut?
*stuffs face*
Posted by: Det Bunk Moreland at March 04, 2026 08:39 PM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: Blanco at March 04, 2026 10:48 PM (MHpW9)
"Thousands" Of US-Aligned Iraqi Kurds Stage Ground Invasion of Iran
This morning I watched a military YouTuber, "Cappy," who said that the US and Israel were using million-dollar missiles to take out small outposts and police stations in western Iran. Such a use of pricey ordnance on such dinky targets would not make sense... unless the missiles were being used to clear a path for a force of ground invasion troops.
Which turns out to have been the plan. Update: Commenters point out that multiple Kurdish sources are denying these reports.Why is that, genius? Do you think that arming a 5,000-10,000 strong force of foreign fighters is the kind of thing that can be kept secret?
— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 4, 2026
BTW, have you ever heard that sometimes an Admin leaks infor to frighten an enemy into surrender?
Fuck you you fat femmy Dem operative https://t.co/pNmcfxf9A4
Eyal YakobyAccording to Tucker Carlson, the two assassination plots were Fake News fabricated by Israel. Fake Jews, I guess. And now Israel "eliminates" the "Plotter" who didn't exist in the first place! So nefarious! I'm happy about this:
@EYakoby 3h BREAKING: The U.S. asked Israel to eliminate the IRGC commander who plotted the assassination attempt against President Trump. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth confirmed he was shot dead, indicating the killing was carried out on the ground--not by an airstrike.
Nobody talking about the parallel liberation of Lebanon https://t.co/cGXjPihVUS
— Daniel (@growing_daniel) March 4, 2026
“Now take Tucker’s Alp Pouches.” https://t.co/Djmh5AfVWI pic.twitter.com/LaqiqZOVXm
— Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) March 4, 2026
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Got a gut feeling this is not going to work out well for them unless we start air dropping all sorts of $hit to support them.
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Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 05:46 PM (bqGET)
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this may be false since a bunch of people are denying it, liek this guy : "BREAKING: Aziz Ahmad, Deputy Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister of Iraq's Kurdistan Region, says Iraqi Kurdish forces are not conducting any offensive in Iran"
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Good.
I'm a bit confused by the display of competence...I'm not used to seeing that.
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Lebanese President Aoun tells the Quintet (the US, France, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Qatar) that the decision to ban Hezbollah is final.
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Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3)
— Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) March 4, 2026
He's peddling tobacco now, too?
I guess he just doesn't trust the Jewish "Science" on the cancer risks of tobacco. So #based!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
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Buckley, Tucker's brother works for ALPS from his own admission on X recently. People were gigging Buckley online about where he got the money to run around the world with Tucker and he claimed it was via his employment from ALPS, not from Tucker's largesse.
Buckley is the even less pleasant and less slick version of Tucker online.
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Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3)
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Got a gut feeling this is not going to work out well for them unless we start air dropping all sorts of $hit to support them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)
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I'm thinking that's the plan.
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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)
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A Bush is not in the White House. They love hanging people out to dry. It's a family trait.
Trump wants the mullahs gone. Regime change is absolutely on the menu.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)
I am pro-Kurd and this is great! If I remember, the women are fierce fighters...they have to be.
Yazidis.
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Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 05:50 PM (zYpTz)
>>Got a gut feeling this is not going to work out well for them unless we start air dropping all sorts of $hit to support them.
I can't fathom why we would want to insert Iraqi Kurds into the fight.
Joe Blow Iranian probably hated the regime and the ayatollahs but I can't imagine them liking foreign fighters operating on their soil for any reason.
This seems Ill advised.
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Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 05:50 PM (1Udfd)
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"Thousands" Of US-Aligned Iraqi Kurds Stage Ground Invasion of Iran.
Got a gut feeling this is not going to work out well for them unless we start air dropping all sorts of $hit to support them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)
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Cargo helicopters are fine for this, I don't think intense combat is anticipated.
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The military and diplomatic parts have been stand-outs in an administration that is very competent overall.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:51 PM (1wjle)
She hates Hegseth and how he is transforming the military and he hates her right back.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 05:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (rj6Yv)
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Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
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1h
🚨 HOLY CRAP! US Senator & Navy SEAL Tim Sheehy just PERSONALLY jumped in and helped Capitol Police TAKE DOWN a belligerent man aggressively interrupting a Senate hearing
If you’re going to interrupt a hearing, I’d probably pick one
@TimSheehyMT
’s not in🤣
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (gVUi7)
The got roasted, and Walsh in particular looked like a dope since he had a pages of searches showing he wanted Iran whacked good and hard. Some folks thought they were grifting, but I think it was more complicated.
In both cases, they acted like their IQs dropped and they could not comprehend that there could be many reasons to do a thing, or that Punitive Expeditions are a thing again, and don't require boots on the ground to work.
But upon reflection, and seeing how things have played out, I think it was pure engagement farming. They will eventually come around, admit everyone is right, but in the meantime reap a rich harvest of hate clicks. This is what Tucker should have done. Play the Nazi card, rant against Joos, and then pretend to be all thoughtful and say "Gosh, you guys are right. Thanks!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Because the historic Kurdish lands were absorbed by the Iraq and Iran Regimes.
They aren't sending the Kurds in to take Tehran.
They are sending them in to police the IRGC out of their traditional areas.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (1Udfd)
His constipated face just caved in from his furrowed brows. Like a apple doll that rotted from within.
I am debating putting some whiskey in my tea since I have a cold or somehthing irritating the back of my throat. What's the worst that can happen? I start bugging out my eyeballs like Candace? Giggling like Tucker? My hair already looks flat like Megyn's.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (WONhk)
Got a gut feeling this is not going to work out well for them unless we start air dropping all sorts of $hit to support them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)
Aren't these are the same guys that have been fighting Turkey on and off?
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (vSvIl)
True, the Kurds have been longtime allies of ours and we owe them.
But they've also made it very clear that they want their own state, and the Iranian people know that as well as anyone. If they were to view this as the prelude to a breakup of the Iranian state itself, or even as a reduction in its territory: I don't know, but I worry that could turn public opinion in Iran against this whole operation, at a time when favorable public opinion is critical to making this whole thing work.
Who knows, maybe I'm overthinking it.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 04, 2026 05:53 PM (lHPJf)
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Posted by: Not really sure at March 04, 2026 05:53 PM (2Ez/1)
how about building a giant fleet of star destroyers?
Posted by: palpatine at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (oY6Yp)
The military and diplomatic parts have been stand-outs in an administration that is very competent overall.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:51 PM (1wjle)
Less saboteurs and more people to work with this time around.
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Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (abIsI)
She looks like she scissors.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:48 PM (1wjle)
Might as well. She's married to another "journalist," from NPR, IIRC.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:51 PM (1wjle)
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It did force Bill and Hillary to testify under oath though. Maybe that was the point. The footage of Billy fondly paging through the Epstein photos, smiling at the memories until his lawyer snatched them away was pure gold.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)
i think they do want a state and I would imagine they have been promised a carve-out of Iran. Which seems to be a good deal to me, but I guess the Iranians might think differently.
but beggars can't be chooser.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (1wjle)
Got a gut feeling this is not going to work out well for them unless we start air dropping all sorts of $hit to support them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)
Aren't these are the same guys that have been fighting Turkey on and off?
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (vSvIl)
Ethnically, yes. Not politically. The PKK are semi-commie and kinda jerks. Iraqi Kurds tend to be more sensible.
But they all want a homeland.
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Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Because it's more "fun" to make it into Tucker selling loosies in the park?
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: palpatine at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (oY6Yp)
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Somehow, you returned!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:49 PM (E4rtv)
In high school there was an extra credit chemistry project to distill nicotine out of cigarettes into crystals. These girls were doing it then put a crystal in solution and put it on a mouse...which instantly died. They went through a few mice while I laughed at them since that dose might kill one of them, much less a tiny mouse.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (8avO+)
They would be a nice buffer to have between Iran and other States.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (IX8iX)
They are sending them in to police the IRGC out of their traditional areas.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (1Udfd)
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The Kurd militia in Iran are bait.
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (rj6Yv)
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I know, right? It's refreshing for us, but frightens and confuses leftists.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (Wnv9h)
Iraq's Kurdish region isn't the same thing
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 05:49 PM (+nEug)
The Kurds are on Turkey's shitlist. Iraq has been made a vassal state of Iran, and has been awfully quiet. They have their own ethnic minority issue with the Kurds. This whole thing is going to go in the blender, and how it comes out is anyone's guess.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (MZ+PY)
i wouldn't, reduces your immune system.
I would just go to bed by 9:30. That did the trick for me last week.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (1wjle)
True, the Kurds have been longtime allies of ours and we owe them.
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which Kurds ? there various ones- Iraqi, Iranian, Turkish. Iraqi love them some aytollah, Iranian want the same thing the rest of Iranian people want. We need to wait and see what is going on.
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 05:56 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 05:56 PM (J+lgT)
Posted by: whig
You don't say...
Posted by: George Hamilton on that Episode of Columbo at March 04, 2026 05:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:49 PM (E4rtv)
They kept the Kurds under ice on an ice planet?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)
Is ace using his own reply tweets in his post a party foul?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s)
It's fine. Anything to keep the posts flowing
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Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2026 05:57 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)
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I have no idea about that.
Posted by: Kanye West at March 04, 2026 05:57 PM (RIvkX)
oooooooh SHIT I JUST READ THAT'
Dumb Witness. Or, rather, they suspected it was garden nicotine but it turns out it wasn't. One of the suspects looked into poisoning her with that, but a different suspect poisoned her with something else
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:57 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3)
Nah, we tell them what is going to go on. Wait and see my ass. If the Kurds had a plan, there would be a Kurd-land.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (8avO+)
I never smoked tobacco but have considered trying nicotine since Ace and others said it was a "nice high", or something like that. Maybe better than my current (low dose) "drug" alcohol.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (vbXSk)
You know who has been noticeably quiet since Trump grabbed Maduro? China and to a lesser extent Russia. The 2nd, 3rd and 4th order effects of what Trump is doing are an even bigger story than the daily actions in Iran. Trump is reordering the world while neutering our biggest foes without confronting them directly.
It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 05:51 PM (viF8m)
She also chimed in and supported the slander that Trump called soldiers suckers and losers when he was over there in Europe that one time. Gave gravitas to the lie.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (zYpTz)
They are sending them in to police the IRGC out of their traditional areas.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 05:52 PM (1Udfd)
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Instead of landing US troops, you use the Kurds to create a "liberated zone" for logistics and forward support.
I talked to a friend earlier today and while both of us our glad to be retired, we really wish we could be flies on the wall. I'd be wargaming the shit out of this stuff.
We agreed that deploying to Ramstein would have been cool.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)
True, the Kurds have been longtime allies of ours and we owe them.
But they've also made it very clear that they want their own state, and the Iranian people know that as well as anyone. If they were to view this as the prelude to a breakup of the Iranian state itself, or even as a reduction in its territory: I don't know, but I worry that could turn public opinion in Iran against this whole operation, at a time when favorable public opinion is critical to making this whole thing work.
Who knows, maybe I'm overthinking it.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 04, 2026 05:53 PM (lHPJf)
I wonder if the Trump Administration has had chats with any Iranians about this. Reza Pahlavi, possibly.
To be clear, I do not know this to be the case, I just wonder if it's happened. We'll likely never know since it would probably be wisest to be seen keeping Pahlavi at arms distance. At least until, and unless, he regains the throne.
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Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (J+lgT)
i didn't say that and I wouldn't recommend taking on any new addictions!
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Why is that a crime if the Injuns are allowed to do it?
Posted by: Equity Uber Alles at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (oftw2)
But here we are, and yes, they have earned their new nicknames.
Thank goodness for Buffalo Trace. And thanks Mark Andrew Edwards for doing me a solid and letting me know a good source to buy it where they don't run out all the time.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2026 05:59 PM (4nEGa)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Du hast?
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I've always suspected much of the draw of cigarettes is to have something to do with your hands.
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~~~~~
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But here we are, and yes, they have earned their new nicknames.
Thank goodness for Buffalo Trace. And thanks Mark Andrew Edwards for doing me a solid and letting me know a good source to buy it where they don't run out all the time.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2026 05:59 PM (4nEGa)
Anytime man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:59 PM (xcxpd)
(Or even actual U.S.-trained forward air observers?)
As we have seen, massed ground troops and armor are simply targets that have not YET been destroyed when deployed in the open desert facing the U.S. operating with air supremacy.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (pAy1S)
The Kurds news is BULLSHIT
"Open Source Intel
@Osint613
10m
IMPORTANT UPDATE
Multiple Kurdish sources have denied this report".
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
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Ground battles are not new to the Kurds.
Are we lending them Marine advisors?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2026 05:57 PM (IlL6s)
But then you don't get that fresh tobacco smell when you first open the pack and pull the foil. Sometimes the cigarettes almost seemed a bit damp.
The first drag. Damn....
What were we talking about?
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Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2026 05:57 PM (IlL6s)
They could even make them in a range of sizes so you could be sure your nic fit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (8zz6B)
i didn't say that and I wouldn't recommend taking on any new addictions!
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (1wjle
lol
"ace told me" should be a new thing
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (TdYBy)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)
That seems reductive.
Posted by: Ron the Chronic Masturbator at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)
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China's shills a screaming at maximum volume on X and dumping all sorts of lies. You can tell the switch was flipped. They're insisting that China's vast currency reserves and limitless gold stocks mean that they laugh at oil price hikes.
Oh, and stupid US wastes it's strength while China just keeps building theirs.
No word on why all the PLA units have been on full alert for a month and no leave was granted over the Lunar New Year holiday. Yeah, they're totes chillin'.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 06:01 PM (J+lgT)
Dumb Witness. Or, rather, they suspected it was garden nicotine but it turns out it wasn't. One of the suspects looked into poisoning her with that, but a different suspect poisoned her with something else
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:57 PM
Weird. I'm listening to some Poirot lately, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 06:01 PM (Wnv9h)
You know who has been noticeably quiet since Trump grabbed Maduro? China and to a lesser extent Russia. The 2nd, 3rd and 4th order effects of what Trump is doing are an even bigger story than the daily actions in Iran. Trump is reordering the world while neutering our biggest foes without confronting them directly.
It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)
I have hopes that Venezuela and Iran have forestalled a 2027 Taiwan excursion.
We'll see. China plays the long game.
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Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:55 PM (1wjle)
Yes, boss.
You sound like my other husband.
So far I may live to see another day. Sometimes I wonder with my man colds that started yesterday. Got this from the baby granddaughter who has RSV. If I get worse I will still argue with the doc that I don't need a vax for a cold next year.
My first in 2yrs in spite of being around the little germ factories weekly. I made the mistake of not coming home last week and putting saline drops in my eyes, snorting salt water and the usual voodoo to reduce gomboo load. Won't do that again!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (WONhk)
I'd go out on a limb and guess there will be some Special Forces / Contractors imbedded with them.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (1Udfd)
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Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (MGB5H)
It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)
Russia has its own business with Ukraine. They aren't going to stick their neck out now that the US mostly agrees with their war aims. If they get a peace treaty early, fine, but if not they will grind their way forward at their own pace.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (8avO+)
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Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨 HOLY CRAP! US Senator & Navy SEAL Tim Sheehy just PERSONALLY jumped in and helped Capitol Police TAKE DOWN a belligerent man aggressively interrupting a Senate hearing
If you’re going to interrupt a hearing, I’d probably pick one
@TimSheehyMT
’s not in🤣
Posted by: whig
"A US senator just broke the hand of a Marine!"
https://is.gd/qWg47G
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Pretty cool. They see the Kurds coming, are drawn out, Kurds lay back, we bomb the Islamist. OK.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (4k6kk)
I'd go out on a limb and guess there will be some Special Forces / Contractors imbedded with them.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (1Udfd)
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Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Nope that's wrong I'm an idiot.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Oldcat
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That was something completely different.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:03 PM (E4rtv)
Get up with the Sun. Get active early in the day.
You'll have a lot less problems finding sleep.
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Posted by: Paper Sack, Testors at March 04, 2026 06:03 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)
On! Are not bad. The coffee is not coffee flavored, but it is probably the best of the flavors. I stuck with the 4mg as I felt the 8mg were too heavy- and I vaped a ton.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s)
they've also made it very clear that they want their own state,
Posted by: Dr. T
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I think they ought to get one. Mind you, I don't think Turkey, Iraq, and Iran (did I leave anyone out?) would say "Sure, just take this corner."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 06:03 PM (pAy1S)
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:03 PM (ZOv7s)
But if we let them invade Iraq, we're going to see that being a punching bag does not make one automatically trustworthy when you stop playing that role.
We may need to swallow a cat to catch the rat.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:03 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Paper Sack, Testors at March 04, 2026 06:03 PM (oftw2)
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It's the wrong week to give it up.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:04 PM (Fi81e)
Who knows, maybe I'm overthinking it.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 04, 2026 05:53 PM (lHPJf)
There are no perfect solutions. Trump has to work with the assets he has access to. I remain confident in my President.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2026 06:04 PM (4nEGa)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 06:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:05 PM (GD0B3)
I use these to quit for cycling season each year.
Coffee and the Lemon/Citrus.
8 mg for a week, 4mg for 2 weeks...then I;m good until the end of the season, when I can start smoking again.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:05 PM (1Udfd)
That seems reductive.
Posted by: Ron the Chronic Masturbator at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (1wjle)
I watched a lot of smokers in my wayward youth.
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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (TdYBy)
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He got me into shelving, getting a Vespa and a messenger bag.
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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)
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They've been staging in Azerbaijan and Armenia for a while now and I am damn well sure that we have provided them with enough firepower for the mission.
It's the least we could do after fucking them over (again) in Iraq a few years ago.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 06:05 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 04, 2026 06:05 PM (HRH9e)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 06:06 PM (/C62k)
I'd go out on a limb and guess there will be some Special Forces / Contractors imbedded with them.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM
In that case, can I get yet another round of Democrat "military experts" explaining that the Warthog is obsolete and should be retired?
I only ever want to hear BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT over the little speakers on my computer.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:06 PM (HlyYF)
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Because public masturbation is out of the question.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:06 PM (Fi81e)
The other problem.
YoYo works.
As does buying a bag of DumDums.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:06 PM (1Udfd)
Is he a real Marine or a fake Marine?
Love at the end when someone says, "Just pull it out."
Personally I wish his bald head had wedged in the door if he's a dikhead and all.
In reality I have no idea what is going on, but it looks exciting.
The Senator showed restraint when one guy called him a coward. Right. And some dude kept shouting, "A US Senator broke the hand of a Marine" like a parrot on acid.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:06 PM (WONhk)
https://is.gd/qWg47G
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I have no patience for people that want to play tough guy in public often augmented by substance abuse. I've seen people do that monkey dance and get their ass handed to them before.
And, just like fighting the po po, you will lose and mebbe get hurt in the process. They are always allowed X+1 force to restrain and remove you if you are misbehaving in public by fighting them. So the obvious thing is to wait for your court date to argue your case, not try to overcome security as they will win. They got the numbers.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2026 06:07 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM
Yep if they could drop their 2,000 year old internal family feuds they would have been big players in the ME for some time now, but they can't.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 06:07 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 06:05 PM (3BwY
YES
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:07 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 06:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:06 PM (Fi81e)
Now you tell me. -- Paul Reubens
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2026 06:04 PM (4nEGa)
As do I, and I'm only speculating about Iranian-Kurd relations. Could be they would just as soon be rid of each other, but I really have no idea.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 04, 2026 06:08 PM (lHPJf)
The Senator showed restraint when one guy called him a coward. Right. And some dude kept shouting, "A US Senator broke the hand of a Marine" like a parrot on acid.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Some people have severe problems with impulse control and sometimes that is made worse by what they consume.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:08 PM (E4rtv)
We should have been using those when the Taliban decided to walk all the way to victory in Afghanistan.
Just mowed down the entire column of those filthy goatfuckers.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:08 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 06:05 PM (8avO+)
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I liked cigars for that reason, and experimented with vaping as well. The I had a really nasty bout of pneumonia (hospitalized) and gave up cigars but at a promotion party (at Ramstein!) I tried a cigar and while it was fine at the time, the next day I felt like an ashtray.
Vaping was better, but it perked me up when I didn't need it at the end of the day. So I stopped.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: illiniwek
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DON'T EVEN START WITH NICOTINE!!!
I'm having one h3ll of a *not good* time, almost 4 weeks after quitting cigs.
I'm using "the patch" and it barely takes the edge off.
*climbs down from soap box*
Posted by: QJ, the tarbender at March 04, 2026 06:08 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2026 06:09 PM (8uzBS)
a) have to just let it happen or
b) draw and mass forces from elsewhere in the country to fight the kurds. That:
1) Makes those massed forces an easy target and
2) reduces the forces need to repress dissent elsewhere in the country.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 04, 2026 06:09 PM (HRH9e)
/ Sportsball talk off
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 04, 2026 06:09 PM (NYInA)
>They sent Jennifer in because she's ugly and stupid. And because nobody wants to rape her. I can't stand listening to her insipid commentary.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 06:09 PM (gVUi7)
Is Tucker Qatsarlson down with the Kurds going into Iran, or is he down more with the cheese curds going into his perpetually flapping maw?
Tune in tonight to lern the shocking answer!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 06:10 PM (xG4kz)
Nicotine was found to be pretty useful in preventing covid from getting to be a serious infection. It inhibits the cytokene storm for lung inflammation, I think it was by inhibiting the ACE2 pathway to inflamation, but I would not risk putting that on a biochem exam.
I keep some in the medicine cabinet. I used to smoke to clear out my wheezing when I was cleaning in mildewy or extra dusty sites and triggering my allergies
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2026 06:09 PM (8uzBS)
I think Thune is behind Trump saying he is gonna back one of them and he wants the other to drop out and I'm pretty sure Thune wants Cornyn...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 06:11 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:11 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (HRH9e)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: anachronda at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (qBdHI)
(the US, France, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Qatar)
Does this mean that the Mooslim state in all but name only of the UK has been kicked out of the kool kids kompound?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (GD0B3)
The other problem.
YoYo works.
As does buying a bag of DumDums.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:06 PM (1Udfd
In college, being cool (I thought), I "smoked" cigs by bumming them off people at parties. Like Clinton, I did not inhale (I really didn't for tobacco).
I am allergic to tobacco and had sinus surgery after my freshman year of college. Once my mother suspected I had cigs and went through my purse when I was outside swimming laps. She found something else instead that I was smoking and wished it had been a cig pack.
Seriously, I don't know why they still loved me, but they did. Mostly because Daddy thought I was funny, I guess. Or I had some good qualities like not dating to add to their woes of their only daughter.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:13 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (qBdHI)
And hasn't missed a meal
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 06:13 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 06:13 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2026 06:13 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (GD0B3)
Yes... It failed
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 06:13 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:14 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: JROD
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LOL. The Gun Thread is where you want to post that. Sunday evening.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 04, 2026 06:14 PM (HRH9e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 06:14 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)
Y'know, "fat femmy Dem operative" covers a multitude of sinners.
Drop two or three more qualifiers on that ponce, please!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 06:14 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 04, 2026 05:46 PM (bNf8H)
Thanks for giving the disclaimer.
You don't want anyone thinking you would defend Tucker or you wouldn't be invited to the cocktail parties.
Posted by: Pray Tell Gatekeeper at March 04, 2026 06:15 PM (OHoib)
I keep some in the medicine cabinet. I used to smoke to clear out my wheezing when I was cleaning in mildewy or extra dusty sites and triggering my allergies
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:10 PM (rbvCR)
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My youngest is using patches to resolve some chronic pain and they seem to work quite well.
It has no hold on me. I tried to vape for a while, but I was very inconsistent, skipping days, forgetting where I put the thing, and eventually I just tossed it. It made me twitchy and I didn't like that. I liked puffing out the smoke, which was what I liked about cigars. Huge billowing clouds of smoke! Chilling around a campfire. Not as good indoors.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Nope.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 06:14 PM (/C62k)
Hardly matters as long as they stay on their own turf.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 06:16 PM (8avO+)
What's the Kurds flag, a milk bottle under a blazing sun?
Posted by: wtf
Their bright yellow-orange cheesehead helmets are simply the spiffiest!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 06:16 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 06:14 PM (xG4kz)
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Pornstache.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 06:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM
Most Kurds are Sunni.
In addition to murdering infidels, the Shia Muslims also like to murder any other group of Muslims.
Yet somehow the Sunni Kurds seem to be a different tribe than the other Sunni Muslims. So perhaps less expansionist?
AFAIK there has been 1,400 years of constant war since the rise of Islam.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:16 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 06:14 PM (/C62k)
It did, the PKK (Turkey) was deeply communist and funded by the Soviets, which is why the Turks shot them on sight like they were Provos.
However, USSR funding seems to have dried up, so the Turks still shoot them on sight.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 06:17 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3)
Paul voted with the dems and Fetterman voted with the repubs
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 06:17 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 06:17 PM (VE6XX)
of course
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 06:12 PM (ZxPkt)
Kurds are Sunni Muslim, but they are Kurds first. They are ethnically different than the Arabs and Persians. They will happily kill anyone not Kurdish that fucks with them, Muslim or not. They are not fanatical about their religion but are fanatical about being Kurds.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 04, 2026 06:18 PM (HRH9e)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)
On! Are not bad. The coffee is not coffee flavored, but it is probably the best of the flavors. I stuck with the 4mg as I felt the 8mg were too heavy- and I vaped a ton.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
I'm on the 8mg coffee. Healey wife is on the 4mg cinnamon. My 7-11 dealer gives me a three tin deal.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 06:18 PM (abIsI)
The Kurds news is BULLSHIT
"Open Source Intel
@Osint613
10m
IMPORTANT UPDATE
Multiple Kurdish sources have denied this report".
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:00 PM (GD0B3)
Three days from now, people here will still be informing us that Iraqi Kurds are invading Iran. Instead of trying to correct this mistake, you should see how far you can embellish.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 04, 2026 06:18 PM (FylAi)
I once prayed for Bret Baier's son.
I prayed a lot for Katherine Herridge when she gave part of her liver to her son. I still admire her.
I don't regret my prayers for the others, but have heard Jennifer the Mighty Military Girl has political motivations.
Bret uses too much botox. I haven't watched tv news since 2016 except when Trump was elected and again in 2024 for the same reason. To rejoice and gloat.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 06:13 PM (Cqx++)
Ach, that was so long ago, I don't remember. I just remember Griffin not denying it, and implying that it was true.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 06:19 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Nicotine also helps with attention, I used to study on it, and it helped with comprehension and retention. Granted at the time it was Camels, but they worked.
They also helped me sleep, and when I got the GF who disliked smoking, I would see her on weekends and go cold turkey, and I had bad insomnia until my body figured out "weekends mean not smoking"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:19 PM (rbvCR)
🤡🤡
"TMZ
@TMZ
14h
Tucker Carlson's Multimillion-Dollar ALP Nicotine Shipment Hijacked"
MOSSSAAAAADD!!
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:19 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:16 PM (HlyYF)
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Kurds, Persians and Arabs have been fighting since writing was invented.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)
Not saying this is "right." But, shit man... snatching Maduro, deep sixing narco fast boats, head faking Iran into exposing their vast ballistic missile facilities... is cool.
And letting CIA apparently do what "they're supposed to do" by organizing and arming the Kurds? Talk about some serious trust in that agency.
If it works. Which is debatable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 06:19 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:16 PM (HlyYF)
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They don't know Shiite.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:20 PM (Fi81e)
We just don't call them that. Just like our ISIS stooges and our Al-quadasl stooges.
If you don't call them that, you can still wag your finger at Iran as a state sponsor of terror.
Posted by: Pray Tell Gatekeeper at March 04, 2026 06:20 PM (OHoib)
T.E. Lawrence:
So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 06:20 PM (Cqx++)
Loved her dearly by the first puff took the edge off my jonesing and I knew she was full of it.
You don't smoke for something to do, you smoke for the feelings and the effects, and to keep the jitters away.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)
OK ... I just recall you saying something about the nice "high" from smoking, not that you would recommend vaping or anything. The "safe" part of nicotine without smoking does not mean it is not addictive.
Didn't mean to say you recommended vaping (or whatever other forms of nicotine are out there). I definitely do NOT remember you ever advocating that.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 06:21 PM (vbXSk)
Kurdish Iranian opposition groups say that Iran targeted their bases in the Kurdistan Region of Iraq with drones and missiles following US and Israeli strikes on Iran on February 28.
https://www.longwarjournal.org/
Posted by: 13times at March 04, 2026 06:22 PM (XlxiJ)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3)
Paul voted with the dems and Fetterman voted with the repubs
Posted by: It's me donna
I have lost a lot of respect for Rand Paul but I will say that he, unlike Massie, knows the time and place to vote his more out there positions and does little to try to round up others to his causes in public. Massie is someone that is now out to get Trump by any means possible and by purposefully sponsoring discharge petitions, etc. with Khanna, is not someone that needs to be in office any longer.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:22 PM (E4rtv)
He supports red flag law initiatives and has openly supported reducing deportations. He is McCornyn!
Dems missed their shot re: Beto. He would likely beat cornpone because a lot repubs undercount (don't vote for) him.
Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2026 06:22 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 06:22 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2026 06:23 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:16 PM (HlyYF)
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Kurds, Persians and Arabs have been fighting since writing was invented.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Pretty much true of the world. And when tribes are fighting others, they fight internally for power and resources.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:23 PM (E4rtv)
@TimSheehyMT
’s not in🤣
Posted by: whig
"A US senator just broke the hand of a Marine!"
https://is.gd/qWg47G
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I saw that clip. The "Marine" and the yeller were definitely in cahoots.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 06:24 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)
Zip.. Zero...Nadda...... So the Homocrats can Blow Me......
Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 04, 2026 06:24 PM (YuOiR)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 06:25 PM (FXNzP)
Now the Kurds get to do the shitting on, gassing and making the massed rape.
Posted by: Borat at March 04, 2026 06:25 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2026 06:25 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Ah, then it is the organized publicity stunt carefully arranged as a mini op. I really get tired of the stupid theater kids running the Democrat party and their antics. All it does to me is piss me off.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)
Loved her dearly by the first puff took the edge off my jonesing and I knew she was full of it.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:21 PM (rbvCR)
Had a similar thing with a woman from Argentina who insisted that Yerba Mate didn't have caffeine in it. I looked it up later and it has *Mateine* which might as well just be caffeine. Tasted like grass clippings.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 06:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner
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I think you can predict them right now. He probably did hide his membership in the Man Boy Love association under an alias.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:27 PM (E4rtv)
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The Democrats are just American mullahs.
Pick one or the other.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 06:27 PM (jtM2q)
CIA/Mossad Ruse to get Iran to move forces/assets north and frag them as they move North ???
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 06:27 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Franklin Stein
Big heh. Be careful, someone like Bootyjuice or Scott Weiner might take you up on it.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Pray Tell Gatekeeper at March 04, 2026 06:20 PM
Huh. I must have missed the reports where the Kurdish soldiers raped thousands of 12-14 y.o. Iranian girls.
Or when they burned captured soldiers with gasoline while confined in steel cages.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:29 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2026 06:29 PM (IlL6s)
Zip.. Zero...Nadda...... So the Homocrats can Blow Me......
well, i wasn't in congress back then.
Posted by: hakeem jeffries at March 04, 2026 06:30 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 06:26 PM (8avO+)
If you drink it out with lots of sugar like the Argies like it, you will start to talk extra fast
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 06:27 PM (X7dyz)
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Kurdish groups deny it, but is it because it is true?
Fog of war.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Patel Goatkeeper at March 04, 2026 06:31 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JROD
They can chase it with an appletini or some other gay drink.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 06:31 PM (/lPRQ)
_-_
Yeah, tough neighborhood, and, if I remember correctly, boundaries imposed more by outsiders...ensures a lot of chaos, but that might be one of the goals here - couldn't say.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 04, 2026 06:31 PM (SFF1T)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 06:31 PM (/lPRQ)
I would prefer Evan Williams egg nog. Or maybe Eldorado 15.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:32 PM (zZu0s)
It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)
AGREE! I LOVE IT! No one has seen a force like the one President Trump put together. Like a boss. Moving pieces all over the board at rapid speed so no one can catch their breath for a Pretti Good amount of time.
Soros has to keep churning out new posters.
Walz made an absolute ghey ass out of himself in Congress today. Graduate from the Learing Center and unprepared for math or knowing laws he signed.
Europe and the UK will now be whining for oil.
Russia is thinking, oh, wow, we've wasted a ton of ammo on the Youcrane. The Youcrane are thinking that maybe they should listen to Trump. Chy na is thiking Taiwan might not be worth it. N. Korea is thinking, oh, hail no. Iran's current head mullet is thinking he should brag about it.
I still don't know what is going on in the Congo or Rwanda, but I guess it will eventually work out.
Meanwhile, in the Amazon, there's a tribe who don't know or care. One could consider moving there with permission but they will send a spear into your mouth as you ask.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)
That's insane. Nicotine is incredibly addictive.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:34 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)
I suppose smokers just like stinky breath and spending lots of money then.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 06:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2026 06:09 PM (8uzBS)
The run- off will be expensive, but there are a lot of Rove-group rinos in Texas who still love Cornyn. Since right now Trump has guaranteed 100 percent loyalty from Cornyn, I hope he can be used for something useful.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 06:35 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:27 PM (E4rtv)
He does not seem like a Marine to me.
When one guy accidently (I guess) grabbed his nads as he hung there, a real Marine would have slapped his broken hand into his face.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:35 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)
THAT is a load of bullshit.
But. I quit smoking cigarettes in August of 2011. Have nkt smoked a real one since. I had tried to quit cold turkey before and it was brutal (5.5 years once.) After 2011 i vaped or did lozenges or the nicotine pouches.
Around the end of July last year, I decided to try quitting the nicotine. It was surprisingly easy.
Take that with a grain of salt, but there is more addictive in a standard cigarette than just the nicotine, I believe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:35 PM (zZu0s)
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The Democrats are just American mullahs.
Pick one or the other.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 06:27 PM (jtM2q)
To be fair, the basiji are basically just Iran's antifa.
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 06:35 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2026 06:36 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 06:36 PM (lCppi)
It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Unfortunately, Congress sitting on its ass and the Courts, especially lawless junior judges, are now our biggest foes. Too bad neither can be shock and awed too.
He had done far more at great risk, personal and reputation wise, than any president in recent memory has.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:36 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 04, 2026 06:31 PM (SFF1T)
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The borders have moved quite a bit over time. Borders are often like that.
This notion that 1945 or 1991 was the last time they get adjusted is just absurd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:37 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 06:37 PM (ZxPkt)
....
I don't think it's any great secret that the Kurds, ISIS and al-Qaeda are all recipients of US tax-dollars and used to commit political violence to create instability against regimes the United States considers unacceptable.
I didn't say anything that isn't common knowledge.
Hell, Trump had a guy that was previously on a terrorist list with a big bounty on his head over to shake his hand at the White House.
America does the same thing with Islamic extremists that Iran does with Hezbollah and Hamas.
Hell, even Israel funds Hamas to create instability.
All I'm saying is the "funds terrorists" line as some sort of moral justification is disingenuous. We have a long history of our CIA and military funding terrorists groups. Half the time they wind up killing American troops when we finish using them.
Posted by: Pray Tell Gatekeeper at March 04, 2026 06:37 PM (OHoib)
🚨 HOLY CRAP! US Senator & Navy SEAL Tim Sheehy just PERSONALLY jumped in and helped Capitol Police TAKE DOWN a belligerent man aggressively interrupting a Senate hearing
If you’re going to interrupt a hearing, I’d probably pick one
@TimSheehyMT
’s not in🤣
Posted by: whig
"A US senator just broke the hand of a Marine!"
https://is.gd/qWg47G
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
Slam the door close and the problem will be solved.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 06:38 PM (/lPRQ)
A protester was forcibly removed from a US Senate hearing on Wednesday after interrupting proceedings during an Armed Services subcommittee session. The incident involved Senator Tim Sheehy, a Republican from Montana, who was seen assisting US Capitol Police as they escorted the man from the chamber.
CBS News correspondent Alan He identified the protester as Brian McGinnis, describing him in a post on social media as a Green Party candidate running for Senate in North Carolina. He said McGinnis appeared to be wearing a US Marine Corps dress uniform.
Video of the incident shows McGinnis shouting as officers attempt to remove him from the room. At one point, he can be heard yelling: "No one wants to fight for Israel!" as he holds on to the hearing room door.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:39 PM (E4rtv)
It kills the fuck out of Yellowjacket nests in your outside light fixtures.
A laundry clip and a Marlboro Red left smoldering kills them out.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 06:39 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: LASue
War Powers Act in Senate. It failed.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2026 06:40 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 06:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 04, 2026 06:40 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: JROD
One of the early treatments for displacement of joints, especially legs, hips and back, was to use a cigar up the anus, which would reduce the tension and swelling from the rapidly absorbed nicotine. It was one of those things the French developed in the Army during the Napoleonic period.
However, I know you are probably not interested in that, and are most likely only engaging in blue-nosed signaling against a vice you have been taught is wrong. You would get along wonderfully with my wife.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:41 PM (rbvCR)
I'll bet his hand is not even broken the way he's acting. I want proof including x-ray. It's wedged behind the door and possibly has a boo-boo bruise on his knuckles.
Is he a real Marine? If so, I love all Marines but him.
I wanted the US Senator to do the Vulcan neck thing that I dream about learning. Learing. Whatever. It could come in handy at Hobby Lobby or with the sister in law I am not fond of.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:41 PM (WONhk)
Did my one enlistment as a Light Armored Vehicle Crewman, an infantry MOS in the Corps, until June 2004.
Highlights:
-Six months on a Med Float on the USS Wasp in 2002, established a training ground in Djibouti, Africa.
-Deployed for the initial invasion of Iraq in 2003 and traveled extensively across the country.
-Made the All-Marine boxing team later in 2003 until the end of enlistment, tried out the year prior, but broke my hand in the tryouts.
Upon my honorable discharge from the USMC, I attended John Wood Community College in Quincy, IL and earned an associate’s degree in education from 2004 to 2006.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 06:42 PM (RIvkX)
And what are the Turkeys, Turkeyans, WTF do you call people from Turkey?, the people from Turkey, I remember! TURKS, what do they get for not freaking out about Kurds getting deployed?
Man I'm really dense sometimes.
Posted by: Banana Dream at March 04, 2026 06:42 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2026 06:43 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:41 PM
Thread winner!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:43 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:02 PM (WONhk)
I fought a cold for the last 2 weeks or so that seemed to be going away. Then I woke up Monday morning with pink eye in both eyes. Apparently a viral infection can cause that sometimes. Ick.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 04, 2026 06:43 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: doug at March 04, 2026 06:43 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Banana Dream at March 04, 2026 06:44 PM (3uBP9)
Codebreaking, computer programming, all sorts of great thinkers. Oppenheimer had a Chesterfield pretty much glued to his face.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 06:45 PM (UAeam)
War Powers Act in Senate. It failed.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)
No one has anyone cared until Trump was elected.
Tim Kaine and others forget the 8mo Libya deal of Obungo pretty quickly. I farht in the general direction of deecee.
And Congress has not agreed on war since 1942. Bill Clinton bombed aspirin and formula factories. GWB invaded countries with troops on the ground.
Biden wet the bed (in reality I don't remember what he did because of being in a fugue state)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 06:46 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:43 PM
My brother ALWAYS smokes a cigar when he rides the little lawnmower doing all of the grounds at the church.
The mosquitos stay away from him.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:46 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2026 06:47 PM (3uBP9)
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True.
My wife even approves of my cigar smoking outdoors... during mild weather.
"Keeps the bugs away"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 06:47 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 06:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)
Nicotine is good for you. Cleans out the parasites and worms. One or two smokes a day outta do it.
Posted by: Marcus Welby, M.D. at March 04, 2026 06:48 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 04, 2026 06:43 PM (k9OZB)
Yep! Call your doc as they can order something. Take a lovely photo and text it to them.
As a kid I got pink eye once and woke up with both eyes fused shut and screamed. I did not know about pink eye and thought I had gone blind.
I was the fun kid because I was cool vs my whiney brother who threw up in bed during stomach viruses. He also got car sick. This all prepared me for the hard life ahead.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:48 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 06:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 06:48 PM (/lPRQ)
With what?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)
He sure did.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2026 06:51 PM (mkk/2)
The mosquitos stay away from him.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2026 06:46 PM (HlyYF)
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This was a big part of my use of cigars back in the day.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)
I was the fun kid because I was cool vs my whiney brother who threw up in bed during stomach viruses. He also got car sick. This all prepared me for the hard life ahead.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:48 PM (WONhk)
What doesn't kill us first grosses us out and then makes us stronger.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 04, 2026 06:51 PM (k9OZB)
But my wife got on a nicotine patch kick, and we were wearing them and changing them pretty consistently, and then we just stopped. Didn't really know for sure what it was doing if anything, and it's almost like we forgot about putting new ones on.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 06:52 PM (ZxPkt)
My father quit smoking in the late 70s when it was no longer cool. Saved him money and effort. My mother struggled to quit over decades, but he just shrugged it off. YMMV
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 06:48 PM (/lPRQ)
With what?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)
Their bare hands.
Posted by: Zork at March 04, 2026 06:53 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 04, 2026 06:40 PM (XMwZJ)
Yup, old man Anakin.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 06:53 PM (snZF9)
Upon my honorable discharge from the USMC, I attended John Wood Community College in Quincy, IL and earned an associate’s degree in education from 2004 to 2006.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)
.............................
Must have been second string for boxing and has a habit of breaking his hand (which I doubt is broken).
I guess like all areas of life there are losers and we found one. A bald one. There was something about his uniform pants that screamed "costume" to me. I admit to being wrong, but I still don't like him. His pants seemed polyester vs wool or a wool blend.
I need to go fight with my sinuses and throat before dinner. Maybe I will be cured soon (it's been less than a day).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:53 PM (WONhk)
A cartel judge has ordered the Executive to issue refunds on the tariffs.
Gonna be hilarious watching all the TV "legal scholars" bafflement and wonder when Trump responds, "Denied. Under what law passed by Congress is this expenditure authorized?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 06:54 PM (HXT0k)
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With what?
If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. See the tweet embedded at Insty at the 1:22 time mark.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2026 06:54 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Skip
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I saw a later tweet on it
one end up in the air like the Titanic
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 06:54 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)
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Because it was stupid.
But what actually was the vote? To agree that this president doesn't get 60 days because of who he is and what he did?
They just wanted to force their interpretation of the War Powers act?
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 06:54 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2026 06:55 PM (q177U)
Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2026 06:55 PM (8uzBS)
Upon my honorable discharge from the USMC, I attended John Wood Community College in Quincy, IL and earned an associate’s degree in education from 2004 to 2006.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)
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Until we see the DD 214, I consider him a liar.
Both the nut running Maryland and Walz lied about their service. It's what Dems do.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 06:56 PM (vSvIl)
Pappaw- once he retired he just HAD to do something. So he smoked (he had smoked in the army.) He never really quit after he restarted. He always found a way to sneak one from my uncle's. He was a smart man.
Grandma? She was a terror when she quit. Fuck. Thats all I'll say.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)
Good.
Posted by: LASue
The Senate has formally endorsed taking down Iran !!!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 06:57 PM (EaYnf)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2026 06:57 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Marcus Welby, M.D. at March 04, 2026 06:57 PM (Ksqrb)
US downed an Iranian missile targeting Turkey, which is a possible NATO Article 5 issue.
Oh, and according to RT, Putin says it may be time to stop supplying gas to European markets.
You know, my bingo card for 2026 is looking really barren right now.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (rbvCR)
Both the nut running Maryland and Walz lied about their service. It's what Dems do.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2026 06:56 PM (ZOv7s)
He sounds too prissy to be a Marine.
If he is I will blame DEI
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (WONhk)
Of course they are made in China but the Chinese invented vaping.
I encourage all long term smokers to try these devices out. I just lost a very good friend/former long term girlfriend to lung cancer and I am very sad. She was a chain smoker and wouldn't even consider switching over.
Posted by: pawn at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (+rKuc)
I got a really bad flu in my early twenties. I was so nauseous I was drinking watered down OJ just to have something to throw up. My mother took me to the doctor, so weak I had to have help walking in. At the end of the visit my doctor handed me suppositories took me a minute but I was wait what? Suppositories? I asked them aren't those for your butt? He said yes and I said no way! I'm not sticking anything up my butt. As I was being helped back out to my mothers vehicle and wasn't looking the doctor gave my mom the suppositories and told her, "here, he's going to want these". When my mom dropped me off at home she gave me the suppositories. A few violent sessions of dry heaving I bit the bullet and up my rear a suppository went. I have never in my life felt such a wave of relief. I ate everything in my house. Didn't release the suppositories were nausea medicine.
Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2026 07:01 PM (IlL6s)
Oh My!
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at March 04, 2026 07:03 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 07:05 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 04, 2026 07:12 PM (FylAi)
Oh, and according to RT, Putin says it may be time to stop supplying gas to European markets.
You know, my bingo card for 2026 is looking really barren right now.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 06:58 PM (rbvCR)
The EU is going to embargo Russian Gas any day now lol.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 07:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 04, 2026 08:01 PM (jrgJz)
Kurds are not involved in any "ground assault" against Theran
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 04, 2026 08:45 PM (pPx0w)
Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2026 06:55 PM (8uzBS)
I think he dislocated his elbow being stupid. On video there's a crack and you see a pop. And he stupidly keeps his hand behind the door, which makes no sense. The Dim Lib Code Pinko wimmen then imagine the gore of a squashed hand. I think his hand is fine. His brain is not.
I read his CV again and it seems lame, or written by a pansy Nancy boi who got in with DEI.
ANY Marine or soldier, I don't think, is allowed to wear their uniform when not on duty. He broke a rule there that I even know about.
Therefore he needs to go to Leavenworth. Or allow the Seals to practice on him. These are his two choices.
He seems mental.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 09:51 PM (WONhk)
Schmoll: Republicans Pull Dead Even with Democrats in Congressional Midterm Race, 50/50
A stunning new survey conducted by the Center for American Political Studies at Harvard (CAPS), the Harris Poll, and HarrisX suggests that the GOP has drawn even with the Democrats with eight months to go until the midterm elections. The poll of 1,999 registered voters, which was conducted online between February 25 and 26, found that 50% of Americans would vote for the Republican candidate in their congressional district and 50% would vote for the Democratic one if the midterms were held today. That marked an enormous improvement for the GOP, which trailed the Democrats 54%-46% on the same question last month.Trump's job approval also ticked up by 3%:
For his part, Trump's net approval rating ticked upward from -6 last month (45%-51%) to -3, (46%-49%).In more Schmolling news: Reports of a "MAGA split" over Iran have been greatly exaggerated. The "split" involves the MAGA Grifters, a small but very loud group of rebranded American Bund Nazis who seem to be omnipresent because none of them have jobs and they post anti-Jewish propaganda all day online, and normie conservatives with jobs and families. The normie conservatives are at least four times as numerous as the American Bund Nazis.
The RealClearPolitics Average showed that overall support for Operation Epic Fury, the joint military campaign undertaken by the United States and Israel over the weekend, had the president underwater a bit with 39% approving of the action and 52% disapproving. A breakdown of some of the individual polls showed that Republicans were united on the issue, with no one poll showing more than 18% opposing military action in Iran. The vast majority of the disapproval came from Democrats -- who were also fairly united -- and, to a lesser extent, independents. A CBS/YouGov poll taken between March 2 and March 3, for example, showed that just 10% of Democrats approved of military action in Iran and 90% disapproved. Among independents, 63% opposed the action and 37% were in favor. A majority of Republicans (85%) supported military action and just 15% did not. A similar result came from a Washington Post poll taken on March 1, which showed Democrat opposition at 87% and support at 9%. On the Republican side, 81% approved and 12% did not -- and independents once again fell in the middle, with 59% against military action and 28% in favor of it. A Reuters/Ipsos survey followed the same pattern, with 5% of Democrats supporting military action in Iran and 95% against it. Republicans came out largely in favor of military action, showing 82% approving and 18% disapproving. Among independents, 67% disapproved and 29% supported the action. The apparent outlier included in the average was a poll from InsiderAdvantage taken on February 28, but it still showed similar numbers from Republicans: 79.3% in favor and 12% opposed. The numbers for Democrats shifted slightly, with 62.5% disapproving and 32.1% approving. Independents also showed much higher numbers in favor of military action, with 45.3% supporting and 40.3% opposing.I'm definitely not saying that if you've made the unwise choice to join the ranks of the anti-intervention absolutists and Ron Paul acolytes, then you're a Nazi. But I am saying that the Nazis are all lining up to denounce this particular military action, because the only issue that revs their engine is Israel. And they're not neutral in this war; like the left that they so closely resemble (because they're racialist lefties), they're not anti-war, they're just on the other side. They want Iran to finish that nuclear missile and drop it on the Jewish capital. They say about the left: It doesn't matter what issue you're talking about, for a leftist, the issue is always and only about The Revolution. Every issue is just an excuse to propagandize for The Revolution. Gay? You need communism. Trans? Communism will fix you. Black? Have you ever heard of communism? And so it is with the pseudoright Nazis: No matter what issue is being discussed, the only issue they're interested in is, as they call it, the "JQ," the "Jewish Question," which is a euphemism. They say "JQ" because it sounds better than what the question actually is, which is the same question Hitler asked: What are we going to do with all of these unwanted Jews infiltrating our society and subverting us? And no, I'm not going to hold back any longer. I held back for ten fucking years. I am done playing nice with the Nazis. The Nazis used to employ a small level of Plausible Deniability, so that it felt rude to accuse of them of being Nazis. But, like the leftwing they resemble in so many ways, they aren't even bothering to hide it any longer, so I'm not going to bother being polite about it.
Of course he's easy to manipulate.
— Scott (@Scott91243841) March 4, 2026
Israel manipulated him twice to attack Iran.
Israel manipulated him to resist releasing the Epstein files.
Israel manipulated him to attack MTG, Massie
We didn't leave MAGA. Trump betrayed MAGA on behalf of Israel
It's hilarious watching them pretend as if Hollywood is suddenly beholden to someone's politics for the first time ever. https://t.co/xTlFODaLVT
— Brett Dasovic (@Brettdasovic) March 4, 2026
🚨 LMAO! ICE is now reportedly using undercover SUBARU OUTBACKS — the official vehicle of white leftist lesbians — to catch illegals off guard
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 3, 2026
This is a BRILLIANT tactic
Juan thinks one of his white saviors is rolling up, and then it ends up being ICE🤣 pic.twitter.com/bWG4KZS8xx
Must see TV from the Department of War.
— FilmLadd (@FilmLadd) March 4, 2026
Sinking an Iranian ship off Sri Lanka. I'm assuming this is footage from the U.S. sub's point of view, flir.
Outstanding. https://t.co/LmnM4Nvfrp
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (LdBR/)
They were there first and not the Iranians...
Posted by: Kami Harris at March 04, 2026 04:39 PM (YuOiR)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:39 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 04:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:40 PM (G0vdT)
They were there first and not the Iranians...
No oil on stolen land!
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 04, 2026 04:40 PM (cI94r)
One can only assume that the Dems will go down further (not you Kamala) once that gets polled.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 04:41 PM (ExV1e)
that one is planned or that one is now occurring? If the latter, I missed it.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:42 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:42 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 04, 2026 04:43 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:43 PM (Dv3i1)
Dude came in sixth place.
Carlson has no influence at all in the GOP electorate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:40 PM (G0vdT)
Now? No whey.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 04:43 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 04:43 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 04:44 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Bubba at March 04, 2026 04:44 PM (Dsp/g)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 04:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 04, 2026 04:44 PM (cI94r)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 04:43 PM (4k6kk)
So is Jimmy Hoffa......
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (Dsp/g)
Dude came in sixth place.
Carlson has no influence at all in the GOP electorate.
Slightly worse than Cardi B
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (cI94r)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (VE6XX)
I feel like it's because it's too hard.
Or because there is a federal law that gets triggered if you block a car rental lot.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2026 04:46 PM (IX8iX)
some people are just ridiculous and completely deluded. they are so far down the wrong path I guess they're incapable of a new direction.
ENVY, like pride, is actually a sin. work on your damn selves.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 04:46 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:46 PM (xcxpd)
Go sell crazy somewhere else.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2026 04:46 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 04:43 PM (4k6kk)
So is Jimmy Hoffa......
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (Dsp/g)
So is Judge Crater . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 04:46 PM (wVcYX)
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They're flipping out because the end of the islamic republic, and, for all intents and purposes, Shi'a islam, eliminates any possibility of exterminating the Jews for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (8jVAy)
Is that a good thing ?
Smells like US and Israeli SOF forces are in country.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (Dsp/g)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)
We may lose in '26 but always do the right thing. We have 3 years to destroy commie toyland. Let's get to it.
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (IX8iX)
it's atmospheric
it's not a film you sit and watch. you put it on during Halloween while you're carving pumpkins or something. I don't think I've ever actually sat and watched it beginning to end. it's just ... on.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Joe from DE at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (oftw2)
What the hell did Sri Lanka ever do to Iran?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (q177U)
Posted by: GigantorX at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (VkId7)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
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It's a slow burn thriller out of step where the slasher genre went.
It's heavily influenced by Hitchcock, building tension over the length of the film, rather than being splashy like the Friday the 13th movies pushed the genre.
Friday the 13th was largely influenced by Mario Bava's Bay of Blood. Halloween was influenced by lower key Hitchcock. They're diametrically oppositional. But, Friday the 13th actually ended up influencing everything to such a degree (and released its sequel so fast) that Halloween II really had no choice but to fall in line and become more facially gruesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:46 PM (ynpvh)
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Yep. Just ONE of our torpedoes can do that to a warship.
I said this morning that if I'm China or Russia, I'm thinking very, very hard about not pissing off the United States Navy after watching that unclassified footage.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
I appreciate that Halloween is a slow burn. I like the tension.
It's no Friday the 13th part 2.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (sOA7y)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (ynpvh)
well, we didn't used to listen to the females as much. I think that's a lot of it. we also didn't listen to young people as much.
we used to know what wisdom was, and who DIDN'T have it.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 04, 2026 04:44 PM (cI94r)
sorry only a Sharia court has Jurisdiction. And Ibn Rubio is he only judge we have.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)
Damn. Can't even have a simple online nic anymore.
Posted by: QJ at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)
Liberals taking over higher education
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)
they're also deluded in the sense that they fervently believe the country is thisclose to embracing American Bund Naziism, and if they just post the latest expose about the USS Liberty, people will finally agree about "The Jewish Question."
All of these mutants came out of the woodwork to support Trump in 2015, because, as I said in the tweet i embedded, they saw Trump as disruptive force who *could*, if he wanted, help the US understand "the Jewish Question."
They actually thought they were helping Trump by pushing Nazi propaganda and boosting Trump. When in fact, that turned a lot -- a LOT -- of people off of Trump. I remember myself being stunned and sickened to find myself in that company, wondering "have I gone way off the rails, here?"
But they think they're on the verge of popularity. They're stupid and also mentally unwell.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)
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👏👏
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (GD0B3)
It's no Friday the 13th part 2.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (xcxpd)
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Which is no Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (GBKbO)
They were there first and not the Iranians...
Actually the kingdom of Elam preceded the Persians. That kingdom split in two with the Persians in northern Iran and Elam in southern Iran. The Persian kingdom then absorbed Elam. Numerous tribes that aren't Persian still exist in today's Iran.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 04, 2026 04:50 PM (1JFYK)
It's no Friday the 13th part 2.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (xcxpd)
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Which is no Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (GBKbO)
What about "Freddy vs Jason"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:43 PM (GBKbO)
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I saw some dude on X lamenting that Tucker Carlson was going to take MAGA down.
First of all if that could happen, MAGA would deserve it. Second of all, yeah, right.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)
One can only assume that the Dems will go down further (not you Kamala) once that gets polled.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 04:41 PM (ExV1e)
Funny how those crafty ones didn't bother to manipulate Trump to capture Maduro. Must have been the Sabbath.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (GBKbO)
What about "Freddy vs Jason"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:50 PM (ynpvh)
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It fails to understand Freddy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:51 PM (GBKbO)
They were there first and not the Iranians...
Actually the kingdom of Elam preceded the Persians. That kingdom split in two with the Persians in northern Iran and Elam in southern Iran. The Persian kingdom then absorbed Elam. Numerous tribes that aren't Persian still exist in today's Iran.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 04, 2026 04:50 PM (1JFYK)
Let the Zoroastrians run it for a bit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (8jVAy)
So, just like a Brazilian butt lift, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 04:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2026 04:51 PM (IX8iX)
It's no Friday the 13th part 2.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (xcxpd)
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Which is no Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (GBKbO)
What about "Freddy vs Jason"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:50 PM (ynpvh)
They managed to screw it up but...if you're a super fan, it's worth watching. It's better than Avengers: Endgame, in that sense
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:51 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
I appreciate that Halloween is a slow burn. I like the tension.
It's no Friday the 13th part 2.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (xcxpd)
Nor is it a Slumber Party Massacre IV.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (wVcYX)
Hegseth said in the briefing I just listened to that we had ordnance galore.
You know, we don't need the priciest, most advanced, highest-precision missiles for all targets. You need those for *some* targets. Once you wipe out the air defenses you can just start dropping gravity bombs with fairly inexpensive guidance systems.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (1wjle)
YOU'RE thinking very, very hard about it?
Posted by: Chinese marine on an invasion amphibious ship at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (Riz8t)
Cuts of him on the phone, cuts of him going here, going there. Doing important things.
It's so low-T that David French logged negative testosterone readings from watching it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (HXT0k)
First of all if that could happen, MAGA would deserve it. Second of all, yeah, right.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)
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Every major podcasting figure pointed to right now (Carlson, Kelly, and Fuentes) did try to take down Trump.
All three.
And Trump became president again.
Seriously, these people don't matter. It's online only bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (GBKbO)
They were there first and not the Iranians...
Actually the kingdom of Elam preceded the Persians. That kingdom split in two with the Persians in northern Iran and Elam in southern Iran. The Persian kingdom then absorbed Elam. Numerous tribes that aren't Persian still exist in today's Iran.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 04, 2026 04:50 PM (1JFYK)
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Send Billy Eilish to mediate. She seems to be an expert on stolen land.
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (GD0B3)
well, yes. they live in their own heads and will never admit error to the system they've concocted which makes them Heroes and other people Villains, which excuses all their failures.
they cannot be wrong on this. they don't see anything that would go against this belief. so they can't change or diverge, if it gets bad for them they'll just shut up for a while (some of them).
deluded.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (OUMaO)
Hegseth said in the briefing I just listened to that we had ordnance galore.
You know, we don't need the priciest, most advanced, highest-precision missiles for all targets. You need those for *some* targets. Once you wipe out the air defenses you can just start dropping gravity bombs with fairly inexpensive guidance systems.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:52 PM (1wjle)
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"We don't have enough ordnance for more than 3 days of bombing!" is something retards believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
I think that he and bannon are scheming about who they can run for president to teach the GOP a lesson. They know they'd lose, they just want us to lose, to teach us that it's the Nazi Way or the highway.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
Meanwhile, never read it anywhere since then.. until today.
It's just been a sh!tty day right from the start, so why not screw up my nic as well?
Posted by: QJ at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)
Damn. Can't even have a simple online nic anymore.
Posted by: QJ at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (rdVOm)
John Quinones?
Jesus Quiste?
Posted by: Johnny Quest? at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (OUMaO)
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Je suis un pipe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)
In part because they have been lied to 24/7 for pretty much their entire lives. As have their family and friends. And they lack the mental fortitude to recognize the lie, to accept that they've been lied to, or to endure the loss of community which comes with facing the truth.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (ExV1e)
Please to explain why we even HAVE these capabilities if you're unwilling to use them for an obvious case like Iran.
Posted by: Chinese marine on an invasion amphibious ship at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (YlWIZ)
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when their acolytes show up here, they stink up the place!
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (q177U)
well we might run out of ammo, but that's an offensive problem.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Archimedes = Chinese marine on an invasion amphibious ship at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (wBaIH)
I think that he and bannon are scheming about who they can run for president to teach the GOP a lesson. They know they'd lose, they just want us to lose, to teach us that it's the Nazi Way or the highway.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
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2028 is going to be the most boring presidential primary in living memory.
Vance will announce, and that will be it. There will be some others to announce, but they simply won't matter.
Doesn't matter who I'd prefer or not. Vance is the most liked politician in America, the heir presumptive, and Rubio has all but endorsed already.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:51 PM (ynpvh)
Vamonos Toronado! We ride!
Posted by: Buckle that swash at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (TbWk/)
it's not a film you sit and watch. you put it on during Halloween while you're carving pumpkins or something. I don't think I've ever actually sat and watched it beginning to end. it's just ... on.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (j+aD2)
So it's like one of TJM's youtube videos.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
I was shocked in 2015 when people began telling me that Trump might understand "the JQ."
I had not heard "the JQ" since my college courses on WWII.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle)
==
when their acolytes show up here, they stink up the place!
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (GD0B3)
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OT
Haven't seen BurtTC in a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (YlWIZ)
I was assured that we had emptied all our stockpiles and sent them to Ukraine.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)
No... there is another
Posted by: Yoda at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Spartacus Booker at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (W+TLY)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (KiBMU)
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Their entire "we must not do anything that benefits America" in the Middle East was founded on threats of retaliation from Iran.
It's like threatening "my boyfriend is going to beat you up when he gets here!" and David French walks through the door.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Cinematic Excellence at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (oftw2)
it's not a film you sit and watch. you put it on during Halloween while you're carving pumpkins or something. I don't think I've ever actually sat and watched it beginning to end. it's just ... on.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (j+aD2)
So it's like one of TJM's youtube videos.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
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Did you smash that like button?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: Insensitive Clod at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (h60a/)
Meanwhile, never read it anywhere since then.. until today.
It's just been a sh!tty day right from the start, so why not screw up my nic as well?
Posted by: QJ at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM
I don't think anyone here thinks your nic means that and I hope you have a better evening.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (77rzZ)
Cuts of him on the phone, cuts of him going here, going there. Doing important things.
It's so low-T that David French logged negative testosterone readings from watching it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Almost Ace worthy tirade by British TV journalist and former MEP Alex Phillips. She takes a scalpel to the entire British ruling class.
tiny.cc/pjuz001
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (1JFYK)
Rubio stated we had to strike because we were going to face retaliation after Israel struck first. That is forfeiting your decision to go to war to an ally. If a Democrat said he started a major bombing campaign, a full-on war in all but name, under that scenario he would be ripped to shreds. In fact, I remember we had a bombing campaign in Libya under the same sort of scenario. France and Germany were going to attack without us, so we joined to be leading from behind. The result was Libya became a failed state infested with terror cells. I hope this time there is a plan.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (/6GbT)
Damn. Can't even have a simple online nic anymore.
Posted by: QJ at March 04, 2026 04:48 PM (rdVOm)
Just think of it as putting your name Asian-style with the family name first.
Posted by: girl of pooky at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Person who notices hooterage at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ace
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Well, out of respect for you, the blog & commenters here, I'll come up with something different.
Posted by: QJ at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)
==
I am not so sure it will be Vance. Too early to tell. And before you say anything , when people here told you that it is very possible that the Ds will swipe out Biden, you said "NO WAY THIS IS HAPPENING!" I would slow down with 2028 predictions, because in my estimate it is wide open.
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (GD0B3)
@jamestalarico
Black
Americans in a church.
Mexican Americans in a store.
Asian Americans in a spa.
Radicalized white men are the greatest domestic terrorist threat in our country.
4:28 PM · Mar 18, 2021
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (GBKbO)
Misunderstood assignment. Now my computer is pregnant.
Posted by: Should've gotten the YouTubes tied at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (TbWk/)
In part because they have been lied to 24/7 for pretty much their entire lives. As have their family and friends. And they lack the mental fortitude to recognize the lie, to accept that they've been lied to, or to endure the loss of community which comes with facing the truth.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (ExV1e)
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Some have chosen their hatred over sanity.
For example, they hate "rich people" and that's Trump (NOT Soros, because the Dems don't want you to indulge your resentment at Dem's biggest donors), (NOT Sam Bankfraud, because he's a big Dem donor, also). Nope you just keep on wallowing in your resentment of "rich people" with projections that Trump doesn't care about "the little people", and would probably rape your daughters.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (q177U)
They're not black pilled, they're being paid. If this was a declared war we try them for treason.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)
Cuts of him on the phone, cuts of him going here, going there. Doing important things.
It's so low-T that David French logged negative testosterone readings from watching it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Almost Ace worthy tirade by British TV journalist and former MEP Alex Phillips. She takes a scalpel to the entire British ruling class.
tiny.cc/pjuz001
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (1JFYK)
Once again, British women are more masculine than British men. Matriarchy is a bitch...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (77rzZ)
Ahe looked great in Trading Places, but her smile is off-putting. Reminds me a little too much of John Malkovich' s smile.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)
Drop toilets on them. muslims are puzzled and fearful of toilets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (8zz6B)
She was no Suzanne Pleshette.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ray Patriarca at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (wBaIH)
207 Plus, am I the only one to think [Barry Manilow] and Pat Sajak look a lot alike?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (zZu0s)
Uh, yeah, I think you're on your own there. Interesting observation, though.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (k9OZB)
No no, he has a point. Paul McCartney too.
Posted by: James Talarico at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (pKr8Y)
But they think they're on the verge of popularity. They're stupid and also mentally unwell.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)
They seem to have bought the 40 years of lies about red state nationalism being race based. Could come from hanging out with liberals instead of actual Americans.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (ggkmJ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (/6GbT)
I wish the 73 had 'em like these!
Posted by: Torpedoman Lester Gruber at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (wVcYX)
I see stuff like this a lot from the left/groypers
But...Trump released them. After 4 years of Biden/the left saying there were no Epstein files.
If Trump is beholden to Epstein why wouldn't he just do what Biden did?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (sKqQm)
sigh
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (GD0B3)
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You are correct. I didn't think the Democrats would be stupid enough to undo their own primary and install someone else. But they did.
Still, I can have my predictions that the GOP primary is already all but over since the Top 3 are sorted. Vance (will announce). Rubio (endorsed Vance already). Don Jr. (won't run and has said so many times).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (GBKbO)
Bots and purchased traffic have amplified the amount of Jew Hate I see on social media to such an extent that I have no idea what is actually real.
Obviously Tucker and Friends are genuine, but I wonder whether their perceived reach is being paid for, and if so, by whom.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 05:00 PM (n9ltV)
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It's weird. Trump says the plan was 4-5 weeks (and I guess Hegseth has said maybe up to
, yet the media thinks it's at all plausible that we'd run out of munitions in three days.
It's like they're not even trying.
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 05:00 PM (vSvIl)
But, man or woman she seems to see nothing wrong with have pictures of naked kids (not her own even) hanging up in her house...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)
R.I.P.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (K7OES)
there's a clip of a specific interaction between PDJT and Rubio but you can't hear was Trump says, but just from his body language and Rubio's reaction ... yeah I think JD has to make a big impression with the fraud quest. because right now it's Rubio.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (j+aD2)
that one is planned or that one is now occurring? If the latter, I missed it.
Posted by: ace
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Before this started there was an article on the Balochis and Kurdish tribes making an alliance. Both want to be free of Afghanistan and Pakistan. I'm surprised that they bided their time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (4k6kk)
==
"These people are crazy!"
- Some guy, somewhere
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (rj6Yv)
@jamestalarico
Black
Americans in a church.
Mexican Americans in a store.
Asian Americans in a spa.
Radicalized white men are the greatest domestic terrorist threat in our country.
4:28 PM · Mar 18, 2021
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (GBKbO)
Subtle. He's hinting at something isn't he.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)
yup, the BQ. The Bot Question.
Does X rate traffic by its origin country? They should. I don't know if advertisers are keen to advertise to Pakistanis and Egyptians.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (gKWVE)
It's a really good movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (xcxpd)
I saw a report that two of those Iranian "stealth" catamaran corvettes pawn mentioned yesterday are out of commission - one sunk, one damaged
Posted by: far cry at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (YYwEh)
Posted by: Insensitive Clod at March 04, 2026 05:02 PM (h60a/)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM
That was most likely a heat bloom from the Captain ordering emergency power from the engines when they figured out a Mark 48 torpedo was heading their way.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 05:02 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Ron Paul at March 04, 2026 05:02 PM (pduCL)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (gKWVE)
It's a really good movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (xcxpd)
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"It's pretty good, I guess."
-Ron Howard
"It's shit!"
-Uwe Boll
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:02 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 04:47 PM (8jVAy)
Modern torpedoes don't hit the ship. They explode underneath it in order to lift it as shown in the video and snap the keel. No ship survives that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)
tiny.cc/pjuz001
I wonder how she says "marriage".
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 05:03 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ace
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Am I the only one that gets sort of pissed how much our bombs need to cost nowadays?
A tomahawk missile is like $2 million a pop.
Didn't we used to drop like ball bearings on the enemy in Vietnam?
Posted by: Leupold at March 04, 2026 05:03 PM (eIzlH)
@jamestalarico
·
May 8, 2020
Replying to @jamestalarico
White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus. But we spread it wherever we go—through our words, our actions, and our systems. We don’t have to be showing symptoms—like a white hood or a Confederate flag—to be contagious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:03 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes
Damn, that voice. "Oh, Bob..."
Suzanne Pleshette or Mary Frann?
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 05:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: QJ, the tarbender at March 04, 2026 05:03 PM (rdVOm)
tiny.cc/pjuz001
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (1JFYK)
Once again, British women are more masculine than British men. Matriarchy is a bitch...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 04:58 PM (xcxpd)
Margaret Thatcher is their only Prime Minister during my lifetime that I can think of with any balls , so yeah, pretty much.
Posted by: It's just not cricket eh wot at March 04, 2026 05:03 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: QJ
I can relate. My nic uses my actual first name which seems doomed at this stage to be indelibly stained by the taint of a thousand douchebags, which granted not so bad.
Not even sure what the JQ thing is about. One more slur or something I have to devote precious brain cycles to tracking, I guess, dammit.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 05:03 PM (OUMaO)
A tomahawk missile is like $2 million a pop.
Didn't we used to drop like ball bearings on the enemy in Vietnam?
Posted by: Leupold at March 04, 2026 05:03 PM (eIzlH)
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Smart bombs vs. dumb bombs.
We're dropping almost exclusively the dumb ones now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell, Irish Metallurgist at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (eOFY+)
@jamestalarico
Black
Americans in a church.
Mexican Americans in a store.
Asian Americans in a spa.
Radicalized white men are the greatest domestic terrorist threat in our country.
4:28 PM · Mar 18, 2021
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
LoL!! What a gift!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip
Try to wave that worthless document in my face and see where it gets you.
Posted by: Imperial Judge Boasberg at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (Dv3i1)
It's a fair question. I am not getting any Zionist checks (I could use the $7k right now) so I'll give my unsolicited answer:
The plan, worst-case, is to cripple the Islamic Republic's ability to project force, and to let the local Shi'ites know that exporting all this terrorist crap overseas will result in nasty results at home. All the other cases are better. Maybe they get an Islamic Republic led by someone sane, like ayatollah Seistani in Iraq was. Maybe they get a westernized Republic. Maybe they just get a Shah.
Presently, I don't see any point in allowing a terrorist group to own a span of territory, much less territory that covers Persia which in many ways was the first Western empire.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (GD0B3)
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Of course that's true. If Vance dies, for example.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)
It doesn't help that Trump is both quite blunt, as well as apparently unable to say things directly. To begin with a lot of people thought he was on their side on a subject when he was testing the water
Not me, though. I just wanted something between me and Hillary, and was happy enough that it wasn't electrified fencing.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (rbvCR)
there's a clip of a specific interaction between PDJT and Rubio but you can't hear was Trump says, but just from his body language and Rubio's reaction ... yeah I think JD has to make a big impression with the fraud quest. because right now it's Rubio.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (j+aD2)
I think it is still JD - he's the designated moral thrasher of the Europeans, whereas the last few op have been in Rubio's territory. Rubio's special interest seems to be the Western hemisphere.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+)
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Normies will often repeat the idea that someone went so far to one end of the idealogical spectrum they wound up on the other.
That isn't what happens. Some liberals grow up and become conservative. But a lot of the disaffected migrate to what they perceive to be the opposition, the caricature of the right that the left pushes.
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 05:05 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (PMi3m)
No bet
Decent rack tho
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:05 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Frid at March 04, 2026 05:05 PM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:05 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 05:03 PM (77rzZ)
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At the same age? Pleshette, every day.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:06 PM (Fi81e)
If it isn't then we have a clear case of boater fraud.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 05:06 PM (DD6gL)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (j+aD2)
There's been quite a few things. And that little Vanity Fair article that many people thought was a misstep from Wiles...media savvy Wiles does not make missteps like that.It was exactly how it was planned. There are other things too. I noticed recently he went to FL to raise money and I don't think he raised much. His 2022 was heavily financed (30M I think) by McConnell.
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:06 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
Because they think we need to drop tens of thousands of bombs to get 100 hits. On Goldie's YT channel they were showing video of places bombed in Tehran where we hit a building in connected row and that building was demolished but the attached buildings didn't even have visible damage to the connecting walls.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)
Replying to @jamestalarico
White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus. But we spread it wherever we go—through our words, our actions, and our systems. We don’t have to be showing symptoms—like a white hood or a Confederate flag—to be contagious.
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That dude be cray-cray!
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at March 04, 2026 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)
there's a clip of a specific interaction between PDJT and Rubio but you can't hear was Trump says, but just from his body language and Rubio's reaction ... yeah I think JD has to make a big impression with the fraud quest. because right now it's Rubio.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (j+aD2)
I think it is still JD - he's the designated moral thrasher of the Europeans, whereas the last few op have been in Rubio's territory. Rubio's special interest seems to be the Western hemisphere.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+)
I'm certain they are running as a team. Unless their wives have a falling out, or one cheats with the others' wives, or drops the others' kids on their heads...
It's Vance/Rubio in that order, with Rubio staying Sec of State as well...in 2028. Mark this down.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (gKWVE)
It's a really good movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:01 PM (xcxpd)
Could you make a movie about Kamala Harris and call it "Old Peckerlips Now"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (cS1cw)
That isn't what happens. Some liberals grow up and become conservative. But a lot of the disaffected migrate to what they perceive to be the opposition, the caricature of the right that the left pushes.
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 05:05 PM (vSvIl)
Nazis are leftist to the core and always have been. It is right in the name of the party - National Socialist
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)
I think a lot of people got so used to being "locked out", rightly or not, that any time anyone seems even vaguely welcoming they latch on. Some of them are, of course, delusional jackasses. So it goes, sadly.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (OUMaO)
-Ron Howard
"It's shit!"
-Uwe Boll
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:02 PM (GBKbO)
Ron Howard made The Grinch. In a rational worrld, he would no longer be allowed to opine on cinema.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (PMi3m)
some people are just ridiculous and completely deluded. they are so far down the wrong path I guess they're incapable of a new direction.
ENVY, like pride, is actually a sin. work on your damn selves.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
👍 "Aye."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Ron Paul
Well, great. I now have 'Band on the Run' stuck in my head.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (sAmhv)
It's like threatening "my boyfriend is going to beat you up when he gets here!" and David French walks through the door.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (HXT0k)
Except balder....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90li7tw4CCM
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (HXiQ2)
Best candidate to run against Spanberger.
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (diia5)
They have footage from the frigate's point of view, but the guy hasn't splashed down yet.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (aTgV0)
It wouldn't shock me though if JD thinks the odds are long and with a newborn kid, decides not to run.
3rd terms for incumbent parties are hard, but not sure how that applies to Trump's reign having a gap term.
Posted by: Leupold at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (tOcjL)
Can you make the Veep Secretary of State?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (Riz8t)
If it isn't then we have a clear case of boater fraud.
Posted by: t-bird
Many good firearms were lost that day...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (OUMaO)
They tend to be worth it. Like the anti-radar missiles that lock in on enemy missile batteries' radar signals and blow them up. I'm sure the missile is pricey, but it destroys the batteries that can blow up your planes or even your aircraft carrier. (The latter is a big worry of mine, that one missile is going to get through and hit a carrier and really reduce support for the war, and Trump.)
The super bunker busters blew up the Iranian nuke facilities and are now being used to blow up the deep caves where they store their drones and ballistic missiles. Again, think about how many billions in losses those bombs and missiles avoid.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 05:09 PM (DD6gL)
Posted by: Wally at March 04, 2026 05:09 PM (pduCL)
Israel manipulated him to resist releasing the Epstein files.
Israel manipulated him to attack MTG, Massie
We didn't leave MAGA. Trump betrayed MAGA on behalf of Israel
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Megyn Kelly told Sky News Australia that Netanyahu is the real president of the US.
Posted by: Decaf at March 04, 2026 05:09 PM (OP9Gm)
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2026 05:09 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (PMi3m)
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Ah, but he also made Apollo 13 and Rush.
He gets a pass in my book.
Sure, A Beautiful Mind is pedestrian and stupid, but Apollo 13 is a real banger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (GBKbO)
I see stuff like this a lot from the left/groypers
But...Trump released them. After 4 years of Biden/the left saying there were no Epstein files.
If Trump is beholden to Epstein why wouldn't he just do what Biden did?
Posted by: 18-1
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The rhetoric is never the point of the op, it is a rallying cry to oppose Israel and hate on Jews along with smearing Trump to prevent his effectiveness in the remainder of the term. Same as Russia Russia bullshit.
Notice the casual ignoring of somewhere north of 75000 unaccompanied illegal immigrant kids admitted by the Biden junta and that many of these kids were actually given up to known sex trafficking criminals as sponsors, etc.
The biggest source of all the massage parlors, street hookers, strip clubs, and brothels are trafficked illegals, many of which are below the legal age.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 05:04 PM (gKWVE)
A terrorist group that has an entire country, and whose explicit goal is the destruction of Israel and America.
What happens next in Iran is less important than what doesn't happen, which is a reconstitution of their rabid Shia Twelver theology and a continuation of their campaign to bring down the West with nuclear weapons.
Let them try socialism for all I care. It is their country, and as long as they aren't our enemy, let 'em do what they want.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (tOcjL)
Can you make the Veep Secretary of State?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Yes...and that means Rubio is in the history book for 2 things...which he'll love to be.
Also, I should be clear, it's Vance/Rubio b/c we are America 1st...and Vance sells the domestic and domestic story better than Rubio, so he's 1st...he is the better face for the rare voter to show up for...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Since you saved them at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (2Ez/1)
A disturbingly large fraction of the population is excited by that statement.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
At some point, these programs stopped being about munitions and materiel acquisition, and just started to be jobs programs and graft to certain folk. It's a miracle we're as well off as we are.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (OUMaO)
To paraphrase Michael Bolton, they're the ones who suck.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (gKWVE)
The Iranian people seem to be in favor of the son of the former Shah. He's friendly with the US, as he lives here, and gets along with Trump. In the end, though, it'll be up to the Iranians.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (PMi3m)
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Ah, but he also made Apollo 13 and Rush.
He gets a pass in my book.
Sure, A Beautiful Mind is pedestrian and stupid, but Apollo 13 is a real banger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (GBKbO)
He's a competent director but...I dunno. He's missing some spark of greatness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
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This comment from 2021 is really topical today!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Decaf
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And you see her pivoting to foreign audiences for an audition. That is because she still gets paid whether the likes/attention comes from foreigners who hate Trump or whether it is domestic NTers.
Ditto for Candace Ovens and the various other nasty critters like Tucker.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sir Nigel Tufnel at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (xcxpd)
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Sometimes, competence is all a great script needs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (GBKbO)
LOL what they gonna do
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (zZu0s)
Haven't seen BurtTC in a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (GBKbO)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
totally off topic !
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (PMi3m)
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I give him some slack since he directed Apollo 13.
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (gKWVE)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6itCm2GFlUY
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)
I was expecting it to be the ending credits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Breaking news at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (IlL6s)
pussy galore > ordnance galore
Posted by: bond. james bond. at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (oY6Yp)
Why don't you ask the guys from the 8th Air Force about the costs of unguided munitions.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (Riz8t)
Anyway, very expensive missiles like that take out the enemy's offensive capabilities and save you billions and billions in damage.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (Dv3i1)
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What was that hobbyhorse he was always on?
I can't recall, I just remember he never let losing every argument change his mind.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (HXT0k)
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Drone is the word!
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hamme
Dont forget 2017-2020, either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (+nEug)
The super bunker busters blew up the Iranian nuke facilities and are now being used to blow up the deep caves where they store their drones and ballistic missiles. Again, think about how many billions in losses those bombs and missiles avoid.
Posted by: ace
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I'm sure its worth it, and it goes back into our own economy.
But just wondering, could you pay every Iranian in their Navy and Air Force like a million dollars each to just surrender?
It might be cheaper.
Posted by: Leupold at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (eIzlH)
Both B-1s and B-52s are in the mix. Hell, they have A-10s up as well!
I'll bet it's not a lot of fun being in the Iranian military right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (n9ltV)
How do the democrats square that?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (Dv3i1)
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Senator Hitler?
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (E4rtv)
I must have gone to all the wrong joints....the massage parlors, I'll grant you. Unless we're talking the Tantric places.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (xcxpd)
At some point, these programs stopped being about munitions and materiel acquisition, and just started to be jobs programs and graft to certain folk. It's a miracle we're as well off as we are.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (OUMaO)
Smart bomb kits have always been super cheap. Longer ranged 'stand off' cruise missiles or bombs can be more pricey because they have to fly on their own to find the target.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (8avO+)
LOL what they gonna do
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (FCrpy)
yeah.. Naval show.. That's it.... In no way was India harboring it to protect it...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 05:14 PM (VE6XX)
Multiple reasons:
- It hurts CHY-NUH
- It hurts RUS-SIA and may make Putin more compliant in future Ukraine negotiations
- It hurts QUEER STAR-MUH via the insurance/Lloyd's of London angle
- 7th century goatfuckers have been dropping missiles on hot IDF bikini babes, Biden's Dog, and a bunch of Silicon Valley R&D teams in Israel for far too long.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2026 05:14 PM (UmGiD)
I can't recall, I just remember he never let losing every argument change his mind.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (HXT0k)
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I feel seen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:14 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tankdemon
True, but he made 'Rush', which is a fantastic F1 movie. Highly recommend.
youtu.be/4XA73ni9eVs
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2026 05:14 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jeannie at March 04, 2026 05:14 PM (2Ez/1)
Ap -O- Calpse
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 05:15 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (+nEug)
Not me.. I assume he will be in on the re-boot at least in the short term....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 05:15 PM (VE6XX)
Well, that was stupid of them. I think 2015, someone (Heartiste?) analyzed photos of Donald Trump standing around a table with Robert Redford, Warren Beatty, and Jack Nicholson, and determined that Trump is a Super-Alpha. If you can't even command the room's respect walking into a local pub, you're not going to get a Super-Alpha to bend to your will.
To elaborate, since status is fractal, alphas' status competition is perpetual, as they have to renegotiate their position every time the composition of the group changes. (That's why bravos exist -- alpha goods without alpha ambition -- because just thinking about it is exhausting to any normal person.) And you can tell a lot from body language. To my surprise, Redford was diffident, Beatty tried to hold on but it was an act that dropped, and Nicholson came closest naturally but was ultimately out-alpha'd. There is, most likely, no one else with Trump's force of personality.
Posted by: James Talarico at March 04, 2026 05:15 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:11 PM (xcxpd)
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Sometimes, competence is all a great script needs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (GBKbO)
Yes, a great script will carry a lot of weight, if the director gets out of the way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:15 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2026 04:59 PM (ggkmJ)
The video is in infrared. I believe that's just heat from the engines.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:16 PM (ExV1e)
How do the democrats square that?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (+QijZ)
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There is no demand inside the Democratic complex to square anything. One just ignores and waits for more party input.
They keep waiting for the Epstein "dirt on Trump", and it's not coming. It's enough for them to have 35-year old pictures of them together, but it's kinda boring to have evidence of much more recent contact between Epstein and Clinton.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:16 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Jeannie
Yes. Yes you did. I found it entrancing, and I was too young to know why.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 05:16 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (HXT0k)
if so it was heading the wrong way
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)
The Tantric places give you many more hours per dollar.
Posted by: Sting at March 04, 2026 05:16 PM (1wjle)
I can't recall, I just remember he never let losing every argument change his mind.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (HXT0k)
so many ,but here is a sampler:
Erika Kirk is a CIA plant (CIA set her up with Charlie Kirk)...
Israel intentionally targets civilians..
9/11 inside job, CIA
Pretty much every idiot conspiracy theory coming out of Candace Owens' and Cuker's mouth
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)
You should feel better soon. BUFFs are in theater and dropping a lot of plain dumb bombs along with probably some JDAMs that are pretty cheap too. These only operate in the most permissive air environments and that means that Iran's air defenses are kaput. A single B52 can drop about 70,000 lbs of dumb bombs and plastering drone and missile magazine entries is probably what they are going to do.
We also have some older tech laser designated bombs that are jam proof from the regular jammers today and they simply require a laser designator on targets. We first used those in Vietnam and in Gulf War I in quantity.
Upgraded versions exist today that are pretty cheap compared with expensive standoff weapons designed for all sorts of EM jamming.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (+nEug)
Yes, but from a real political standpoint: they have not been hanging enough regime assholes from lampposts to make what they want matter a hill of beans yet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (gKWVE)
They just e-mailed me and asked that I stop worrying about it because apparently you are damned good!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: anachronda at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:14 PM (GBKbO)
This IS all about 'All Quiet on the Western Front"....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (HXT0k)
True.. Didn't you see the bloodied pink back pack....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: SciVo at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (Sy6m/)
They're so brainwashed and indoctrinated that race determines and defines everything they can't see it any other way. It's impossible for them to fathom that people don't view everything through that filter, or use phrases like "white fragility" "systemic racism" "unconscious racism" and "microaggression" to demean and dismiss those who don't worship at the altar of intersectionality.
Posted by: They're racists so EVERYONE must be racist! at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (TbWk/)
The Tantric places give you many more hours per dollar.
Posted by: Sting at March 04, 2026 05:16 PM (1wjle)
Clean chakras are a must.
Posted by: Al Gore at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (GBKbO)
Yes, a great script will carry a lot of weight, if the director gets out of the way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:15 PM (xcxpd)
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There's just one shot in A Beautiful Mind that keeps coming to me.
Late, Nash is being confronted, again, with the fact that he's inventing things in his head. Jennifer Connelly is in a doorway of their house, asking him about it. The little girl he's been hallucinating runs past her in the background.
How does Howard film it?
Competently. He makes sure the girl is center frame as she runs past to make sure the audience doesn't miss it.
However, it's the wrong choice. The camera should be centered on Connelly as the girl passes in the bottom frame of the shot behind her. It would be more effective that way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:18 PM (GBKbO)
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I believe Subarus are also quite popular with CVTs (Continuously Variable Trannies).
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 05:18 PM (K7OES)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 05:18 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 04, 2026 05:18 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:14 PM (GBKbO)
This IS all about 'All Quiet on the Western Front"....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (xcxpd)
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WHICH ONE?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:18 PM (GBKbO)
Obviously Tucker and Friends are genuine, but I wonder whether their perceived reach is being paid for, and if so, by whom.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 05:00 PM (n9ltV)
Supposedly, research shows that stoking anger and hatred gets more engagement than being positive. Engagement is $$$.
Could be as simple as that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2026 05:19 PM (IX8iX)
Late, Nash is being confronted, again, with the fact that he's inventing things in his head. Jennifer Connelly is in a doorway of their house, asking him about it. The little girl he's been hallucinating runs past her in the background.
How does Howard film it?
Competently. He makes sure the girl is center frame as she runs past to make sure the audience doesn't miss it.
However, it's the wrong choice. The camera should be centered on Connelly as the girl passes in the bottom frame of the shot behind her. It would be more effective that way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:18 PM (GBKbO)
A great director, or one who loves to be indirect (Park Chan-Wook) would frame the shot like you mention.
Howard is just...he's not going to make big mistakes but he's not going see how to elevate things. I don't dislike him, at all, but...he's just sorta....beige.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (3q1Kc)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (8jVAy)
Says the white man.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (HXT0k)
How do the democrats square that?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (+QijZ)
Epstein's own fucking lawyer did that long before Slick Willy did. And it makes no difference. They don't think logically or believe they have any need to square anything. All that matters is "their truth," the narrative, choosing truth over facts as per Brandon's Freudian slip.
Posted by: They can't be reasoned or bargained with at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (8jVAy)
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Cocoon.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (8jVAy)
Cocoon..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (VE6XX)
Haven't seen BurtTC in a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (GBKbO)
I was thinking that Pubilus has been absent from the ONT for a bit
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (ggkmJ)
Howard is just...he's not going to make big mistakes but he's not going see how to elevate things. I don't dislike him, at all, but...he's just sorta....beige.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:19 PM (xcxpd)
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I expected more from the man who made Grand Theft Auto!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (GBKbO)
How do the democrats square that?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (+QijZ)
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There is no demand inside the Democratic complex to square anything. One just ignores and waits for more party input.
They keep waiting for the Epstein "dirt on Trump", and it's not coming. It's enough for them to have 35-year old pictures of them together, but it's kinda boring to have evidence of much more recent contact between Epstein and Clinton.
Posted by: Axeman
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The current twaddle is Dem reliance on a girl's testimony that was so damaged by drugs that she lied that Trump raped her at 13 and raped other kids that he buried around on his golf courses and he was palling around with Epstein in the early 80's.
None of her stories checked out, she is represented by Ms. Bloom who is Gloria Alred's daughter and her claims against the Epstein estate were denied by a federal judge due to the girl's impossible tall tales that contradict known facts like the time that Trump golf courses were built occurred years later than when she claimed girls were buried there.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ace
Relevant:
@JasonMBrodsky
"At about 9:40 a.m., dozens of Israeli munitions fired from F-15 jet fighters, including Blue Sparrow missiles, began hitting their targets. The missiles were launched from a distance: Sparrows exit the earth’s atmosphere before crashing down. Their high trajectory surprised people in the Iranian leadership compound in Tehran, people briefed on the operation said."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Cinematic Excellence at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (oftw2)
It just doesn't matter!
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: Just got here at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
A vote for True Lies
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (m+uh6)
Posted by: Cinematic Excellence at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (oftw2)
It just doesn't matter!
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (PMi3m)
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"Also, we have to cheat to win."
-mixed messages
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (GBKbO)
Says the white man.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
If they really believed that they would fear us more. Instead they have been trying to manufacture trannies to do the work for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (8jVAy)
Cocoon..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (VE6XX)
Back when Hollywood thought Steve Guttenberg might actually be a star.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (0bjKf)
Burt tends to be more contrary and less offensive than Y5 for instance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think he was given the bench for awhile but not sure about it. You have the people here that would know.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (0bjKf)
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"We do!"
-the Stonecutters
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (W2Pud)
Howard is just...he's not going to make big mistakes but he's not going see how to elevate things. I don't dislike him, at all, but...he's just sorta....beige.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:19 PM (xcxpd)
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I expected more from the man who made Grand Theft Auto!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (GBKbO)
His brother, Clint, is so powerful in that...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (HXT0k)
I loved my Outback, it really cornered like a sportscar, and had the all wheel drive for gravel and dirt roads.
Completely invisible in a parking lot too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR)
How many front doors on her house?
Posted by: The true acid test at March 04, 2026 05:23 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (K7OES)
It might be cheaper.
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The bought don't always stay bought. The dead stay dead.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (bNf8H)
Burt tends to be more contrary and less offensive than Y5 for instance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (zZu0s)
I appreciate Y5. He's an asshole but he's not wishy washy. I trust his opinions more than some troll's.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (xcxpd)
Burt tends to be more contrary and less offensive than Y5 for instance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I don't particularly care for either of them but it ain't my call whether they stay or go.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (diia5)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 05:07 PM (PMi3m)
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Ah, but he also made Apollo 13 and Rush.
He gets a pass in my book.
Sure, A Beautiful Mind is pedestrian and stupid, but Apollo 13 is a real banger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (GBKbO)
I watched "A Beautiful Mind" because Jennifer Connelly was in it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (ynpvh)
She suggests he may have. She also said earlier her 8-year-old struggles to sleep at night due to fear of ICE.
This hearing is supposed to be about MN fraud.
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Anybody who can change water into wine is OK with me. Mary, Joseph, and James? Not so much.
Bonus: James' problems growing up.
https://is.gd/Gnc8p5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (HXT0k)
My Son and Grandson both have them and we've had several over the years.. great cars
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:20 PM (HXT0k)
I loved my Outback, it really cornered like a sportscar, and had the all wheel drive for gravel and dirt roads.
Completely invisible in a parking lot too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR)
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I loved my black Subaru Legacy. Cable-driven transmission... loved it.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (kgE5c)
While no single formal joint statement was issued directly by both Kurdish and Baloch groups, contemporary reports and analyses describe these unifications as aligned in purpose—preparing for coordinated resistance or potential offensives against the Iranian regime amid its weakening, with some viewing them as part of a broader strategy by external powers (e.g., the U.S. and Israel) to exploit ethnic divisions for regime change or Balkanization. Public calls for cross-ethnic unity (e.g., between Kurds, Baloch, Persians, and others) against the regime appeared in social media and statements around this time, including from Arab Ahwazi groups urging Kurds and Baloch to collaborate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (xcxpd)
Agreed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (ynpvh)
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Watch The Hot Spot instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (GBKbO)
LOL what they gonna do
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
Much like the rumblings from the EU.
If anything, this has shown them how utterly influential in world affairs they truly are.
No reporter is asking Macron, Starmer or Mertz their opinion. It brings joy to me.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (m+uh6)
Posted by: Just got here at March 04, 2026 05:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Ace started it, this time!
It's not my fault for once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
For whatever reason, he got worse lately on pushing boundaries and challenged a cob. He lost. Dunno whether permanent or temporary.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (ehY6c)
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I just finished Borderlands 2.
It was pretty fun. 45 hours of fun.
Which I paid nothing for because of free giveaways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (fZiTB)
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one is not like the other
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (GBKbO)
And has a wicked shimmy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (E4rtv
You just how to know how to take him/them. Or, just skip past their comments- which many seem constitutionally incapable of doing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: eleven at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (+nEug)
Not yet.. Will do
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (ehY6c)
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Drone is the word!
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM
I beg to disagree....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
Posted by: The Bird at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (GBKbO)
I'd actually say inventing the Abbott has more high quality nudity.
But I'd say she series in Career Opportunities and The Rocketeer, clothed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
If anything, this has shown them how utterly influential in world affairs they truly are.
No reporter is asking Macron, Starmer or Mertz their opinion. It brings joy to me.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 04, 2026 05:25 PM (m+uh6)
You forgot a 'not' in there somewhere.
Yeah Europe is terrible but they will turn and gnaw their own vitals.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
B52 - delete a mile of highway instead of 1 intersection.
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (/Chlc)
Also Gung Ho is one of my all time favorite comedy performances--but that was from Keaton.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2026 05:28 PM (S/Y4j)
-the Stonecutters
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:22 PM (GBKbO)
Ha! Forgot about that song.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 04, 2026 05:28 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:10 PM (GBKbO)
And has a wicked shimmy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (ExV1e)
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Bangs. wicked shimmy. Doesn't sound like instrumentation to me.
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 05:28 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 05:28 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 05:28 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (fZiTB)
That's what voter fraud is for.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 05:29 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2026 05:28 PM (S/Y4j)
At least the torpedoes worked for the first two or three years of this war, which is a welcome change.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 04, 2026 05:26 PM (fZiTB)
I've said it before. The US has a large number of Sucker-Americans.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2026 05:29 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM (diia5)
And a damned difficult missile to protect against.
And America and Israel share this sort of technology all of the time. I wonder whether the people who are obsessed with the JQ are aware?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 05:30 PM (n9ltV)
It was pretty fun. 45 hours of fun.
Which I paid nothing for because of free giveaways.
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I have wasted hundreds of hours on that game.
And am still playing it.
Handsome Jack saying "these pretzels are making me thirsty" still gets a chuckle out of me.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:30 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 05:29 PM (0N4FZ)
All stop. Quick quiet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)
How many front doors on her house?
forty-two!
Posted by: deep thought at March 04, 2026 05:30 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e)
And am still playing it.
Handsome Jack saying "these pretzels are making me thirsty" still gets a chuckle out of me.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:30 PM (HXT0k)
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It was fun, but I kind of just...needed to finish the story missions. I have so many other games to play.
Installed Attila: Total War, which I also got for free.
Also, my PS3 emulator is working like a charm. Started Dead Space after finishing Dante's Inferno (seriously, a hidden gem of a game).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:31 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:24 PM
In the immortal words of Uncle Stalin, "Both are worse."
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:17 PM (zZu0s)
I'd be willing to bet that if they got their hands on enough guns the streets of Tehran would be awash in blood.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)
Somebody knows U.S. naval history! Mark 14 for the loss!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 05:31 PM (n9ltV)
They tend to be worth it.
Word. In Vietnam, the Thanh Hoa Bridge withstood hundreds of sorties from US bombers with dumb bombs, over 7 years of trying to knock the damned thing down. Not to mention at least 20-30 planes being shot down while trying to take it out.
Once the US deployed laser-guided bombs, it only took one mission in '72 with a handful of aircraft to heavily damage the bridge so that it was unusable. About 4 more missions totally destroyed it, without losing any aircraft.
Precision air weapons are individually expensive, but on the battlefield, they're cheap when you consider their effectiveness.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 05:32 PM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
Absolutely. They're different from the norms. They crave that 15 minutes, want to be cosmopolitan, European, exotic, and in-the-game. They've had little to really fear in life. Spoiled, believe that they've actually learned something of use from US schools on their level the last many years; that war (or even a good ass kicking) will never touch them; that they'll be saved by civil society &/or half-assed politicians who've already opened Pandora's box and are too fucking stupid to get themselves out, but in their own places they'll offer up "the others," especially the Jews, who will fight back.
Modern gladiator. They want to be in the thumbs up, thumbs down cheap seats to kiss the butts of the WEF, etc.
In the end, they're the willing victims, the sheep.
All, imo.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 05:32 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
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He made the best Jurassic Park movie.
Jurassic Park 3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:32 PM (GBKbO)
Jurassic Park 3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:32 PM (GBKbO)
Yikes. Talking raptor. Did not know that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 05:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Cinematic Excellence at March 04, 2026 04:56 PM (oftw2)
It just doesn't matter!
no love for cloudy with a chance of meatballs?
Posted by: anachronda at March 04, 2026 05:34 PM (oY6Yp)
Jurassic Park 3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:32 PM (GBKbO)
Yikes. Talking raptor. Did not know that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 05:33 PM (zZu0s)
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It's a dream. Jeez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:34 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Decaf at March 04, 2026 05:34 PM (OP9Gm)
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Dead Space is excellent.
I need to set up a PS2 emulator to play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:34 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 05:34 PM (4k6kk)
Jurassic Park 3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:32 PM (GBKbO)
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Was that the one when the Russian T-Rex fought Rocky or Clubber Lang?
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 05:35 PM (G0vdT)
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The Devil never attacks his own ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:35 PM (HXT0k)
I watched some YouTube about WW2 and how our assembly line tech was cranking out so many bombers (or some plane) that Germans thought it was just propaganda, because they could not do 1/20th of that.
I'm hoping we have plants cranking out 300/day of those $39K very capable drones, with ability to ramp up much higher. And hopefully we have an array of other small drones to attack enemy drones attacking us in masses. Trump seems to be the first president to not be in service to the MIC, as he demanded the cheap but effective drones.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 05:36 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: B-52s at March 04, 2026 05:36 PM (RIvkX)
Jurassic Park 3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 05:32 PM (GBKbO)
I'm waiting for the Jurassic Pork movie, set in mohammedan lands. AK-47s against 25 foot tall wild boars.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2026 05:36 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I scroll past them until they say something egregiously stupid. I spent a long time in 2A forums and advocacy groups going back to Usenet. Same, except for commenting, on comp tech websites. There is a certain type of person that just loves to argue on and on and will do every single logical fallacy that they can pull out of their ass to 'win'.
Don't have the patience to those type anymore as a result and neither were the type to actually lay out evidence to support their claims--it was only opinions.
I don't come here to argue--I did it professionally and in forums for far too long, others find it amusing and fun. Oil and water there.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)
are your environmental impact statements in order? you're not building on tortoise habitat, are you?
Posted by: liberal volk on my facebook feed at March 04, 2026 05:38 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 05:38 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Obviously somebody out there at March 04, 2026 05:39 PM (eOFY+)
This Iranian war is as one sided this week just it was the last 47 years.
Guess President Trump is making up the time
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 05:39 PM (Ia/+0)
I see that hermaphrodite Jamie Lee is using some sort of uber push up bra to her Adam's Apple.
Which I would normally feel sorry for her pain, yet I cannot find a drop of sorry.
SAVE ACT, stupid Congressional RINO's!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 05:39 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 05:39 PM (/C62k)
And if you try, good, I would like to make a note.
Especially if you try "Trump be manipulated by dem joos"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 05:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)
https://is.gd/kc2Guf
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 05:40 PM (n9ltV)
nasa is hiding rover pictures of sharknados on mars
Posted by: anachronda at March 04, 2026 05:41 PM (oY6Yp)
I watched some YouTube about WW2 and how our assembly line tech was cranking out so many bombers (or some plane) that Germans thought it was just propaganda, because they could not do 1/20th of that.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 05:36 PM (vbXSk)
it was all the planes. And all the tanks the allied side used in the latter part of the war pretty much.
Only the Russians could do similar things because they had invited a tank designer to help them before the war who ended up teaching them mass production too.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)
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I think Bannon and his little universe of mini mes got holed below the water lines. When you communicate and propose ways to fix someone's public image and use those comms with people like Wolff to try to remove Trump in term 1, that is not undercover, that is collusion with an evil man. All was pretty much known at that time to about him as Epstein was arrested shortly after.
Bannon had about 2000 comms back and forth with Epstein, Reid Hoffman only had about 1700. Says something especially when you look at the contents--hardly any of it dealt with any documentary. There is a reason he is outside looking in at this current administration.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 05:41 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)
Global median wealth is $8360. Put up or shut up, Jamie.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 05:39 PM (WONhk)
Preach it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 05:42 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 05:42 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 05:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 05:42 PM (FXNzP)
BAM
And Kaiser was turning out ships at like one a week.
A whole fucking ready to go ship.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 05:43 PM (4k6kk)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 05:44 PM (gVUi7)
Haven't seen BurtTC in a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 04:55 PM (GBKbO)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
totally off topic !
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3
I thought he got a time out the other night … over the weekend
Posted by: browndog at the gym at March 04, 2026 05:44 PM (pY+ea)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Doubt it. Most people don't care and see Congress critters as interchangeable. Activists will care but Trump is not running for reelection. If he gets the SAVE act through and wins Iran, that will squelch a lot of the activists. Composition of Congress is an activist driven debate, not the normies and Paxton did himself no favors coming in second either. He spent little and raised little.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)
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I like the conversation (I forgot who had it) that goes, "Jeffrey, you've been good at rehabbing your image, care to give me some tips on rehabbing mine". Because, it's obvious what tarnished Epstein's "image". So it shows an awareness of accusations about Epstein.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 05:45 PM (Fi81e)
The Devil never attacks his own .."
I still don't see Bannon as the bad guy. He and Navarro are the two that went to prison, and Navarro is still great on economic matters imo. Bannon was instrumental to Trump winning in 2016 afaik.
Just why Bannon was in touch with Epstein, idk. Bannon was with Goldman Sachs for some time, not sure where his money comes from. When I listened to him he seemed very MAGA, and his "War Room Posse" was big on making phone calls to their congressmen on important issues. I don't see him as at all anit-Israel, but I have not listened to him lately.
Any friction between Bannon and Trump may be like that between Trump and Coulter ... who also was major in helping Trump win in 2016. Then Trump turned on his helpers and brought in back-stabbers. Coulter loves what Trump is doing now (not sure what her stance is on Iran exactly).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 05:46 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 05:47 PM (4k6kk)
jP3? Better than it had any right to be. William H Macy....awesome as always.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 04, 2026 05:54 PM (VkId7)
He's a dumbass egomaniac who thinks he's the next [insert conservative icon] but in reality he's a midwit who can't think past his own nose to the knock-on effects of the dumb shit he does for attention.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 05:57 PM (3BwY8)
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What was that hobbyhorse he was always on?
I can't recall, I just remember he never let losing every argument change his mind.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 05:13 PM (HXT0k)
He rather mulishly objected to mixing history with fantasy, including talking animals narrating history in a children's book. And he wouldn't let it go, on a Rush Limbaugh anniversary. Got a two-week timeout, IIRC.
Posted by: SciVo at March 04, 2026 05:58 PM (Sy6m/)
What a great time to be alive!
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at March 04, 2026 06:05 PM (th/4a)
Posted by: Axeman
https://tinyurl.com/ynntsup4
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 05:18 PM (Dv3i1)
Would not want to look in the rearview mirror and see that.
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 06:13 PM (LHPAg)
He's a dumbass egomaniac who thinks he's the next [insert conservative icon] but in reality he's a midwit who can't think past his own nose to the knock-on effects of the dumb shit he does for attention.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 05:57 PM (3BwY
Plus he's ugly as shit... that fuckin' nose!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Yes, I Believe Appearances Matter. at March 04, 2026 06:31 PM (bEMLI)
https://youtu.be/N5im1oct6Cw?si=4HcmtoTajhdmpGLC
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 04, 2026 06:37 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Yes, I Believe Appearances Matter. at March 04, 2026 06:31 PM (bEMLI)
MTG the Potato Nose is sad to lose her title.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 06:56 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Yes, I Believe Appearances Matter. at March 04, 2026 06:31 PM (bEMLI)
MTG the Potato Nose is sad to lose her title.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Better things to pick.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 08:54 PM (4k6kk)
Neither if Jamie Lee was in a burka.
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at March 04, 2026 10:53 PM (9sZjs)
"Big Tish" James, AG and Celebrated Mortage Fraudster, Orders NY Hospital to Resume Transitioning Children After It Quits the Grisly Business
This will result in the hospital losing federal funding.
Big Tish doesn't have any way to make up for that funding, nor did she promise that NY would set up a special fund to replace the federal funds. She just wants the hospital to cut off children's breasts and dicks and suck up the funding shortfall. Maybe she'll give them tips on how to defraud the mortgage system to raise some cash.
New York Attorney General Letitia James ordered NYU Langone, one of the Big Apple's largest hospitals, to reinstate gender-affirming care for minors -- before ominously warning it would face "further action" if it did not comply. In a letter sent to the health care system on Feb. 25, the Empire State's chief lawyer claimed the absence of the Transgender Youth Health Program was "jeopardizing" health care access to vulnerable New Yorkers. "NYU Langone appears to be suddenly and indefinitely cancelling transgender children's future appointments thereby jeopardizing access to medically necessary healthcare for some of the most vulnerable New Yorkers," the letter read.
New York Attorney General Letitia James speaks at a protest against ICE in Manhattan.New York Attorney General Letitia James speaks to the crowd at a protest event in Manhattan organized by The Public Theater in response to recent actions by Federal Agents of the Immigration and Naturalization Service (I.C.E) in Minnesota. ZUMAPRESS.com The medical center "permanently" axed the program in February after the Trump administration threatened to yank federal funding to the hospital if it continued providing gender-affirming care. "Given the recent departure of our medical director, coupled with the current regulatory environment, we made the difficult decision to discontinue our Transgender Youth Health Program," a NYU Langone spokesman told The Post in February. "We are committed to helping patients in our care manage this change. This does not impact our pediatric mental health care programs, which will continue." James claimed that NYU Langone's decision violated New York's anti-discrimination laws after the hospital voluntarily made the change instead of being forced by any law. "NYU Langone's change in policy is self-imposed; there has been no change in federal law to require the cessation of medically necessary transgender healthcare," the letter added.
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NYU Langone was one of several high-profile hospitals to pause its gender-affirming care for youth after President Trump threatened to remove federal funding from medical centers treating trans minors late last year. After dissolving the program, NYU Langone's website changed the "Trangender Youth Health Program" to the current "Gender & Sexuality Service.
Jonathan Turley calls this an assertion of authoritarian and insurrectionary state power against the federal government.
If states are now free to ignore federal law, then I have a long list of federal laws states should nullify. Beginning with the Warren Court judge-made law that states are compelled to spend citizen taxpayer dollars on the care, education, and welfare of illegal alien children illegally present in the state. But I wouldn't stop there. Not even close.
James's move could trigger a fascinating challenge. In the Feb. 25 letter signed by the attorney general's health care bureau chief, Darsana Srinivasan, the state said that the federal regulatory change did not affect a "medical institution's existing duties and obligations under New York law." That raises an interesting conflict between state and federal regulations. The letter gives the hospital until March 11 to comply and resume these treatments. Effectively, James is ordering the hospital to defy the federal government. However, the hospital, not James or the state, would bear the financial and regulatory consequences. ... The problem with a federal challenge is that nothing in the New York threat prevents the federal government from carrying out its intent to cut off funding. Hospitals would have to choose between penalties in New York or loss of funding in Washington. Nevertheless, New York's move is a direct attack on the enforcement of federal policy by state hospitals.
BREAKING: NY AG Letitia James has issued a letter to NYU Langone ORDERING them to resume the genital and chemical castration of CHILDREN after the hospital shut down its transgender youth program.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 3, 2026
This is how desperate Democrats are to mutilate your kids. pic.twitter.com/cHmGJUWgrj
NEW: New York AG Letitia James is instructing a Manhattan hospital to resume offering transgender treatments to youth after it ended them, citing in part the "regulatory environment."
— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 4, 2026
James’ office threatened "further action" if the hospital does not immediately resume offering… pic.twitter.com/fz43sBhdNk
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 03:22 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Open rage is her only politics.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (Wmg4n)
A lot of it seems to be demonic possession.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (e5WJR)
BTW in a bit of irony, Fatty James also doesn’t want the new food pyramid in NY. She might have to eat a salad.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (XFXIk)
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Maybe if they focused on treating trannyism as the mental disorder that it is, they'd actually be helping young folks in their pediatric medical care programs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (TzUrJ)
1934 NFA
1968 GCA
1986 GCA
For starters.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (zZu0s)
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They just want to visit each other in the hospital.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
230 We sent a message that cannot be ignored.
Texans stand for America, not Sharia."
All well and good, but the problem I have with this is that this is good red meat fodder for RINOs to hide behind while doing real damage.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (fYhK6)
If somebody ever asked me what 400 pounds of beef fat in a dress looked like, I’d point to this picture.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (XFXIk)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (Kt19C)
That will about the same amount of consent a child would have to be mutilated.
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (H4qGm)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (XFXIk)
Why do I expect this will lead to years of litigation that go nowhere all well the hospital continues to mutilate children?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (TzUrJ)
Always the way it is.
Bonus points for going back and checking to see if anyone replied to a particularly good bit of wit you displayed in a very late comment.
Extra credit if you posted the comment AFTER the nood call unknowingly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)
Excellent!!!
My plans for neighborhood conquest will continue!
*taps fingertips together*
*laughs maniacally*
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (2WIwB)
Sick. Sick.....sick....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (oCS0o)
Are we saying that Satanists still had jobs at said hospital?
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 03:39 PM (MJOSJ)
@AndrewKolvet
Just spoke with Steve Toth who defeated Dan Crenshaw in TX-02 Republican primary last night. He's served with Dem. Senate nominee James Talarico in the Texas House, and held NOTHING back:
"I served with James Talarico from 2019 to today. This guy is as evil as they come. There is a darkness to this man's life. If you doubt that there is a wickedness and evil and a demonic presence in the world, you only have to look at James Talarico. He's an awful, awful person."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 03:39 PM (diia5)
My list of people that need to be ended just quadrupled.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (pKr8Y)
/sarc
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (XFXIk)
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I suspect its for some of the same reasons that Starbucks is moving their global HQs out of Washington state to Tennessee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (wa/yD)
It is currently against the law in NYS to amputate a healthy organ.
Well red area sheriffs STEP UP AND ARREST ONE OF THESE BUTCHERS when they work on a kid from your county.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)
Plus, the billionaires funding the movement really hate you and know this shit pisses you off.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (e5WJR)
• Ignore all OSHA, EEOC, EPA and NFA laws!
• Taxes optional
• Reinstate slavery
• Print our own money
• ACA mandates are over
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:42 PM (WCaCG)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 03:42 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 03:39 PM (diia5)
Bring receipts and make that your campaign.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
You realise that you just pissed of 99.99% of white women?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (bgJ0E)
When NYS killing Peanut the Squirrel made the news I went into some state animal forums and saw many many people arguing "we need to do something to stop this!" So I pointed out the guy who made that decision was appointed by Gov Hochul. If you approve of it your should vote for her, if you opposed the decision you should vote against.
And that quickly turned into, "But then a Republican would win!!!"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
Cackle.......... Cackle ...... Cackle.......
Posted by: Kami Harris at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (YuOiR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
Huh. Probably nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
What about Whey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
You realise that you just pissed of 99.99% of white women?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (bgJ0E)
Nah, that would be Barry Manilow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (w/O5Q)
You can say "well fuck you then, you're fired" but you cannot use force against them, unless they have committed a crime.
"Not providing a service" is not a crime.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
What's in the bowl, bitch?
Posted by: Andrew 'Dice' Clay at March 04, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)
It's the Democrat way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (UWRAE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Keep those showers running!
Posted by: Democrats, 1945 at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (zZu0s)
The argument then was since they also have claims against Turkey, Syria, and Iran it would be dangerous to do so.
But Syria has fallen apart and it looks like Iran is about to as well...and Turkey...well they aren't falling apart but they do suck.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
I'm sure some H1B butcher from India or the Congo can fake up a MD and will be willing to do the mutilations Americans won't do.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
It would be nice to think that Turkey would be happy to see them off.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM
Are they related to the Huns or Goths ????
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (38587)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2
I mean, have you met white wimmen~?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (diia5)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (zZu0s)
Don't you be dissing my Barry....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (SRRAx)
Back during the Obamacare debates I remember pointing out that a non-trivial part of the cost of healthcare are the highly trained people in the field demanding, and getting, high salaries.
The answer was generally, "well then those need to be reduced". And if the doctor doesn't want to work for reduced salaries? "Well they can't deny someone the human right of healthcare so they'll just be made to work"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)
SECRETARY OF WAR PETE HEGSETH: “The Iranian navy rests at the bottom of the Persian Gulf. Combat ineffective. Decimated. Destroyed. Defeated. Pick your adjective."
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (38587)
They're not invading Gaul.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)
May they soon feel the warmth of freedom the previous generations used to enjoy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (38587)
They're not invading Gaul.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)
There is no Huns only Zuul.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
yeah, but it seems worse than that. The hospital is making a financial decision. How can an AG order them to ignore their own fiscal responsibilities (in favor of her own insane political dreams).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Bart at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)
I am just going to leave that there for the purposes of the 'liability' discussion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (zZu0s)
The answer was generally, "well then those need to be reduced". And if the doctor doesn't want to work for reduced salaries? "Well they can't deny someone the human right of healthcare so they'll just be made to work"
Posted by: 18-1
Democrats DO LOVE their slaves.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (UWRAE)
The main goal of hospitals today is to avoid Medical Malpractice suits. The secondary is to avoid decertification. (Patient care is about 6th I think, after employee retention)
Big Tish there is trying to leverage goal 2 against goal 1.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (rbvCR)
EXCLUSIVE: Kurdish forces in Iraq have launched a ground military offensive into Iran against the Islamic regime, an Iranian Kurdish official tells @i24NEWS_EN
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According to the official, thousands of Kurdish fighters began taking combat positions inside Iranian territory on Monday, March 2.
https://is.gd/w2M9MZ
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (mrCBe)
This is why they think it is Ok....
Just ask Big Mike who still has his, but Barry has been Neutered....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (38587)
Don't you be dissing my Barry....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (SRRAx)
That's my gurl......
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Now you really are crossing the streams, Frodo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
I encourage all these leftwing idiots go to Canada immediately and enroll in Canadian Health Care....
If you know what I mean....... Wink... Wink...
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (38587)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)
I'm confused on this whole 'good/bad' thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (zLXYv)
Posted by: Captain Gandalf at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (mrCBe)
Posted by: garth at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (SRRAx)
That's my gurl......
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
I was talking about the gay white man, not the gay half-black one....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (SRRAx)
Everyone talks about Kamala's oral skills, but I'll be honest, half her appeal is her wrist strength
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (mrCBe)
If you know what I mean....... Wink... Wink...
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (38587)
Some psycho Karen moved to Canada because Orange Man Bad forced her to leave her home country. Now she's upset because she can't get citizenship, a job or any healthcare from Canada.
*cue Nelson Muntz*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
Could the hospital ignore/challenge the decree and ask the Fed's to help - i.e. co-defendent even though Uncle Sam is not named in a supposedly court case?
Win / win for the hospital
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (m+uh6)
How dystopian.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (38587)
The Kurds are an indo-european language group.
Sadam gassed a lot of them with Sarin.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)
This is so easy for Tish she'd be crazy not to do it.
1 - Order hospitals to perform federally sanctioned procedures
2 - Hospital loses federal funds
3 - Blame Trump
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (pAy1S)
How dystopian.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (FMtrg)
Bake the cake, bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Willie Brown "
How's her stamina?
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (mrCBe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
I've wondered if Barry actually laid all the pipe he SHOULD have being Barry Manilow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
If you know what I mean...... Wink..... Wink.....
Posted by: Bibi N. at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (38587)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (LrpuY)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)
Not a weapon of mass destruction, tho, so it's fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
How dystopian.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (FMtrg)
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The left doesn't care what you do as long as it's mandatory.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 03:57 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (xvV4K)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (LrpuY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
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Point awarded to Aetius451AD
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (3g5Xe)
Defy her.
Do not comply with this evil cow's order.
Appeal to the federal government for legal help.
This POS really belongs in jail.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
It was sarin he not allowed to buy and couldn't manufacture. You are absolutely right.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (YwEeS)
Does Judaism forbid cremation? I did not know that.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (77rzZ)
Sorta.
For the various Orthodox sects and the Conservative, it's flatly forbidden - it's destruction of flesh that is supposed to rot in the ground, according to G-d's plan. I'm Conservative, so that's my rule.
The Recronstructionists permit it explicitly, but they permit everything.
Reform Jews waffle about it - the Reconstrunctist-leaning ones say it's kinda sorta ok, but the Conservative-leaning ones say "no way." Their excuse for banning cremation is because of the holocaust, not religion, so i don't really buy it.
But then. A lot of Jewish theology is based on ancient history, so I can't say for sure if that's wrong.
But I want to be buried in front of my flowers - not my trees or vegetables, and that's that, and if G-d has a problem with it,o He can take it up with me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (xvV4K)
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/AGQR_EJRpCY
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
The Skyebrows AI video, "A Million Amelias", has now surpassed one million views on YT. In one month.
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (rj6Yv)
Wait, why do I see Willie Nelson in the reflection?!?
Posted by: Some Moron looking in that mirror at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)
The democrats have to win 26&28.
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (rbvCR)
How dystopian.
Posted by: Emmie
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That's triggering flashbacks of Hillary's health care fiasco. Talk about maniacal.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (EgkXQ)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (3g5Xe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
I am actually betting that Manilow was swinging from both sides of the plate. Just a gut feeling.
Plus, am I the only one to think he and Pat Sajak look a lot alike?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Medical Staff at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (1YJqW)
So they lose money? whatevs. Fuck you, war.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 04:01 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
Well you see, when a leftist and money love each other very much....
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:01 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: turambar at March 04, 2026 04:02 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Begun, the settling of scores has.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 04:02 PM (Y8DZL)
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:02 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
They went from treating and studying a mental condition to celebrating and bringing it to fruition.
Not a good thing.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (3g5Xe)
Pretty much all hospitals are overseen by state regulators, and the doctors are governed by the various medical boards, which are all appointed by the state, and dance to what the state wants done.
which is why hospitals and doctors do what the state government decides they should do.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (/IU3q)
28 Did they ever find out who was putting up all those statues to Letitia James?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM
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Aren't those mounds of uncollected garbage?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (3g5Xe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (zZu0s)
Yep, and we pretty much left them to twist because Turkey insisted
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (rbvCR)
******
That and we don't roll on the Sabbath either
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (wpE+2)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:01 PM (e5WJR)
lol!
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Some Moron looking in that mirror at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)
It looks like Willie Nelson went through a ham slicer
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:05 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
The nickname of Huns for Germans was when a German contingent to relive the siege of Peking in the Boxer rebellion the Kaiser told them to be as ruthless as the Huns.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)
Very interesting, thanks.
Personally, I dislike cremation. Lay me in the ground in a nice pine coffin and let nature take its course. All the little buggies gotta eat, too.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 04:06 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (0sNs1)
In short, James has no leverage other than threats. They likely have the "go eff yourself" letter already drawn up.
Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (cS1cw)
which is why hospitals and doctors do what the state government decides they should do.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)
Negative ghost rider. While they can try and use that as leverage, it will border on harassment and coercion. I’ve already shown my ass, so any punishment I hand out henceforth can be seen as state using the law as a punitive measure. The state is counting on people to fold. But they can’t because DoJ will knock on their door.
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:08 PM (3g5Xe)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 04:08 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (Kt19C)
34 Also, since when does a state's AG get to determine what medical treatment is necessary in any given situation?
Posted by: Octochicken at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM
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Whoever wrote the letter for her cited a violation of state law.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
This is getting Whey out of hand...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
Well you see, when a leftist and money love each other very much....
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:01 PM (e5WJR)
Even for a leftist there are easier ways to steal money. These sickies do it for the love of the game.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)
Then arrest her, Goddamnit.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (jbnUc)
34 Also, since when does a state's AG get to determine what medical treatment is necessary in any given situation?
Posted by: Octochicken at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM
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Whoever wrote the letter for her cited a violation of state law.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (azNOR)
She thinks she's Judge Dredd...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
You really are the cream of the crop.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
You really are the cream of the crop.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (e5WJR)
Now you're just trying to butter me up.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (cS1cw)
Exactly, as Eva Perón declared, "where there is a need, there is a right".
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (Wmg4n)
Don't ask me, I dunno. *shrugs*
Posted by: God at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)
They are fighting a war with Afghanistan now aren't they?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (3g5Xe)
No, they're beefing with the Taliban. I just hope both teams have fun.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
This is getting Whey out of hand...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
You were just waiting for that setup, huh? LOL
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Airplane References! at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (G52pV)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM
Shabbos. Walter always said Shabbos.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (ynpvh)
This is where you and I split.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (e5WJR)
Can't people with bad health just get "health-affirming care"?
Where was You-don't-have-covid-affirming care in 2020?
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)
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Snort.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Old Lady Muffet at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (2Ez/1)
The Iranian Kurds are getting frisky, and now it looks like the Azerbaijans want their piece of the pie as well.
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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TRUMP HAS STARTED WORLD WAR III
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (pKr8Y)
I have a little list…there’s none of them’ll be missed.
The Mikado, Gilbert and Sullivan
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (BHlFn)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (Dv3i1
Could be worse.
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at March 04, 2026 04:13 PM (e5WJR)
That reminds me of the biggest frustration Republicans saw in 2024:
That they could show and quote these extreme positions of the Dems and voters just wouldn't believe it.
Because it was so extreme, they thought it had to be an exaggeration.
Dems 2026:
No, we are very serious about castrating your children.
Especially if we can do it before you find out.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:13 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (ynpvh)
This is where you and I split.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (e5WJR)
I just can't get anything pasteurized...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:13 PM (ynpvh)
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Fun fact: That was the original slogan for Snickers but they decided to go with you're not you when you're hungry.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (e5WJR)
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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TRUMP HAS STARTED WORLD WAR III
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (pAy1S)
"Armageddon" is what the trendy folk are calling it despite Iran being hundreds of miles away from it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (vS2qG)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)
They're in Iraq, Syria, Armenia, and a few of the stans, too.
Those boys got around.
They're ethnically Aryan, rather than Arab or Turkish.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (IG3/x)
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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TRUMP HAS STARTED WORLD WAR III
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (pAy1S)
"Armageddon" is what the trendy folk are calling it despite Iran being hundreds of miles away from it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)
It's not about where it starts, but where it ends.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tish James
Go to a hospital in some yokel state like Texas or Tennessee? Those people don’t even believe in science. I’m sticking with my NYC hospitals that everyone knows are the best in the world.
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Interesting. Azerbaijan and Israel have been acting pretty chummy lately.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (ESVrU)
Just one of many things that are batshit insane about the tranny thing - it is the ONLY mental illness/disorder that gets "treated" by affirming the delusion. We don't tell 72 pound anorexic teenage girls they are in fact fat pigs and need to get liposuction and gastric band surgery. We don't tell schizophrenics that the government is in fact monitoring them through their electrical outlets then go plant cameras in their homes. We don't tell people with clinical depression that yes they do suck, have nothing to live for and should go kill themselves (we ain't Canada yet).
Posted by: Absolute madness at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:13 PM (ynpvh)
Come on man. Spoiler alert that shit.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (e5WJR)
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
This is where it might get frisky, if all these outside tribes looking to carve off pieces decide that they can be as Islamic to regular Iranians as the Mullahs were.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (/C62k)
You can say "well fuck you then, you're fired" but you cannot use force against them, unless they have committed a crime.
"Not providing a service" is not a crime.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (gKWVE)
The problem is, as we saw with Trump, they have no hesitation to indict and charge people on BS charges. You may ultimately be found 'not guilty', but only after you've been bankrupted and lost your house and everything you worked for, along with being publicly called out and identified to the tranny psychos.
I'm starting to think that for non-violent, non-drug 'white collar administrative' crimes gub'mint should have to underwrite your cost of defense. Plus maximum penalty is $5 fine and it's recorded as an infraction.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM
Shabbos. Walter always said Shabbos.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (0sNs1)
Shut the fuck up Wesley, you're out of your element.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (TbWk/)
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Fitting when you think that somebody seeded her and somebody bore her.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (Fi81e)
They just fussed that CA should be given time to castrate as many children as possible until the appeal worked its way through the courts back to them in a few years.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (/C62k)
I read that as hooker, and thought, no, more of a harpoon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Absolute madness at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (TbWk/)
I used to think I was Napoleon so they gave me 40000 French troops and I invaded Austria and took Vienna.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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Are the Azerbaijani's actually looking for more territorial expansion?
Or are they simply trying to contain Iran from spilling over their borders?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (/Chlc)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (qpQFJ)
They just fussed that CA should be given time to castrate as many children as possible until the appeal worked its way through the courts back to them in a few years.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (HXT0k)
Some doctors have a strange way of interpreting "Do No Harm"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (ynpvh)
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)
They stridently claim immunity to it when they are not.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)
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Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (Zkhmf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (zZu0s)
Uh, yeah, I think you're on your own there. Interesting observation, though.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)
It's not about where it starts, but where it ends.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (ynpvh)
Islamic theology says that the final battle at the end of the world is fought at Dabiq, Syria.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (wa/yD)
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)
No, that was Armalossen, the opposite of Armageddon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bread at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)
This is where it might get frisky, if all these outside tribes looking to carve off pieces decide that they can be as Islamic to regular Iranians as the Mullahs were.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
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Nature abhors a vacuum.
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (G0vdT)
This is where it might get frisky, if all these outside tribes looking to carve off pieces decide that they can be as Islamic to regular Iranians as the Mullahs were.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
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Nature abhors a vacuum.
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (G0vdT)
Just like most cats.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (qpQFJ)
Shit, in that region the question is (group 1) at war with (group 2) can always safely be answered with "yes". They may have occasional ceasefires, and occasionally some group of badasses (e.g. Romans, Turks, old-school Brits) will take over for a while, but the simmering hostility never goes away. It's been going on for thousands of years.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (qpQFJ)
Trump got a peace deal there, I believe.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (zuIfz)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (Zkhmf)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
After cutting 6 inches of your shinbones out and giving you a bicorne hat and horse.
Posted by: Evidence based medicine Y'know at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY
Trump got the Azeris and Armenians to agree to work out a peace deal. It's causing some domestic turmoil in Armenia with the Armenian Church. We'll see how it plays out.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
I'm wondering what percent of medical "transitions" are white people. I'm thinking it is mostly the children of white Karens, except the cases where the kid is (covertly) groomed by teachers.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
Probably less likely when their slice of the pie is fairly small and is party full of their own people anyhow. They might be good at dismembering the regime cops and troops at the edges of the country and speeding the collapse.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: docweasel at March 04, 2026 04:21 PM (OkU1L)
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)
No, that was Armalossen, the opposite of Armageddon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (ynpvh)
Really getting it?
Posted by: C'Mon, Steve at March 04, 2026 04:21 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (qpQFJ)
The ones in Texas and Tennessee definitely have fewer rats and bedbuggs, but I'm not sure "vermin infestation" and "science" are the same thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (IG3/x)
The Kurds are being supplied with arms and logistics by our troops that are there.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (+nEug)
Gee, it might be useful in Urgent Fury you Cum Stains.........
Joey's new book: "How to screw up a wet dream"....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (xvV4K)
Posted by: XTC
I thought it was supposed to be at Dafuq, Syria.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (vbXSk)
I'm guessing somewhere around 100% of minors are white.
With adults, you can throw a few Hispanics and a good number of Asians in there, but still at least 90% white.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (wa/yD)
The Kurds are being supplied with arms and logistics by our troops that are there.
And Trump and Hegseth are bumbling idiots according to the Democrats ????
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (xvV4K)
I also like how everyone has to affirm the delusion too. It'd be like we all had to call anorexic girls tub o lard or else.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (Zkhmf)
The same matter can't occupy the same space.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (G0vdT)
Just like most cats.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (ynpvh)
Explains why my kitty whines every time Kamala comes on
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)
In short, James has no leverage other than threats. They likely have the "go eff yourself" letter already drawn up.
Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (dIske)
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Lawyers issuing demands that other lawyers get to answer and fight over.
No wonder this country has 400 lawyers per 100k persons.
Could be worse: Israel has 680
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (E1om2)
"We tried to hire an abortionist, but they didn't meet our strict qualifications which include respecting our foundational principals that abortion is wrong. We're still looking though..."
*I mean, besides the threat of withholding funds.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (Dv3i1)
"I think they just blew up 80 of Iran's mullahs too. Which, I mean, that was pretty great actually!"
He's gonna be a Republican by the 2028 general election.
Bank on it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)
I've already experienced Armageddon.
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)
No, that was Armalossen, the opposite of Armageddon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (ynpvh)
Really getting it?
Posted by: C'Mon, Steve at March 04, 2026 04:21 PM (wa/yD)
There really is no place else like this on the internet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:17
These days you can take Vienna with a girl scout troop and several terriers.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)
She won't die. She's Terminator. Just like most Dems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)
Bank on it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Arlen Spector pulled it off but I think Fetterman's future in the Democrat party is non existent for his re election.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: spongeworthy at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (sLLbN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (ANQtD)
The saddest and most trenchant thing I've seen all year
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)
Now you've gone and done it.
You think Manilow is bad? Now people are gonna start singing Andrew Lloyd Webber/Tim Rice show tunes 🎶🎵🎶
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (SRRAx)
Bank on it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)
He still votes 100% with Democrats.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat
Have I showed you my lovely burial-ground for yellow-fever victims?
-- Teddy Brewster
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)
If I'm rich enough for a box when I croak, it better be cool.
But if everything goes to plan, I shouldn't be rich when i due. Any extra wealth means I got stupendously rich at some point.
Just roll me into the dirt by the flowers, say a few nice words, cash in my insurance policies, and plant the day lilies once every so often. I like the Stella d'Oro variety.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (BI5O2)
Joey's new book: "How to screw up a wet dream"....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (xvV4K)
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"How to Destroy an Anvil With a Rotten Banana"
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (/C62k)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Skipped right over the "Please listen carefully, our options have changed." part of the message.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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Apparently, not on procedure votes.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (SRRAx)
Neil Sedaka died just the other day.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (IG3/x)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (CwhoI
Please listen carefully as your options have changed
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (e5WJR)
Apparently, not on procedure votes.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)
Well, then they're soon to kick him out of the party anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Skipped right over the "Please listen carefully, our options have changed." part of the message.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)
"If you want the bombing to continue, press 1"
"If you want the bombing to stop, please wait for the operator and give us your exact coordinates so that we can help you."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (CwhoI)
I still maintain the guy dug his own grave. He didn't have to say WHY he didn't want to bake (decorate) the g**-d***ed cake but he had to shoot off his self-righteous mouth. If he'd just stuck with 'because I don't want to' I don't think they could have touched him.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Skipped right over the "Please listen carefully, our options have changed." part of the message.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)
Crap I haven't checked my mailbox since last week. Sorry, Iran.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (/C62k)
Rick Allen is not amused.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
Yeah, no, I doubt that.
Had he made up ANY excuse not to bake a homo cake, they would've attacked him.
Catch 22.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (CwhoI)
I still maintain the guy dug his own grave. He didn't have to say WHY he didn't want to bake (decorate) the g**-d***ed cake but he had to shoot off his self-righteous mouth. If he'd just stuck with 'because I don't want to' I don't think they could have touched him.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
Oh, if they target you they want you to bake it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (ynpvh)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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IIRC, Trump got the message and said "too late"
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
He's absolutely getting thrown under the bus to make way for Conor Lamb in the Demoncrat Party.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 04:31 PM (wa/yD)
+++
It was a mostly peaceful stabbing.
Posted by: Clown media at March 04, 2026 04:31 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: spongeworthy at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (sLLbN
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My lease is up in August...
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (D+CDV)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (vbXSk)
That would be my guess. Trans kids are the teacup chihuahua in a Hermes bag for the modern AWFL, a status accessory they can carry around for attention.
Posted by: Lookit my transkid and how brave I am! at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (CwhoI)
I still maintain the guy dug his own grave. He didn't have to say WHY he didn't want to bake (decorate) the g**-d***ed cake but he had to shoot off his self-righteous mouth. If he'd just stuck with 'because I don't want to' I don't think they could have touched him.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
He should have just screwed it up and charged them full price.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (8avO+)
MD Anderson is the #1 hospital in the world. It’s not even close. Guess where the NY hospitals were, and are now on that list.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (KsZMV)
You can say "well fuck you then, you're fired" but you cannot use force against them, unless they have committed a crime.
"Not providing a service" is not a crime.
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i will decide who has standing to make that claim ... wanna keep playing , maga-guy ?
Posted by: Judge Bosenberg at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (tNwfv)
People have a right to refuse service for any reason, no matter what the unconstitutional CRA of 1964 says. He should have said fuck you you homos and dont come back to my store.
Posted by: Northern Poverty Law Center at March 04, 2026 04:33 PM (/IU3q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (BI5O2)
I saw your comment on the last thread - I asked if cremation was out for religious reasons or if you were a Terminator?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:33 PM (QGaXH)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (CwhoI
Please listen carefully as your options have changed
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (e5WJR)
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There was no option for "Press # for Farsi."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Bulg
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Lot of states require concrete vaults and basically water tight coffins so that groundwater contamination does not happen. Cost is an issue for many families as well.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: XTC
I thought it was supposed to be at Dafuq, Syria.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)
/whistles nonchalantly
Posted by: Dubuque at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (w/O5Q)
US: No, we expect you to die
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 04:35 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:35 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
I am actually betting that Manilow was swinging from both sides of the plate. Just a gut feeling.
Plus, am I the only one to think he and Pat Sajak look a lot alike?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah - but isn't Barry M the one with the epic train set? Or was that a different music guy?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:36 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Bulg
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Lot of states require concrete vaults and basically water tight coffins so that groundwater contamination does not happen. Cost is an issue for many families as well.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (E4rtv)
You could get those above ground family vaults like they have in New Orleans because coffins float up out of the ground.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Prop me up beside the jukebox at March 04, 2026 04:36 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (QGaXH)
Bank on it.
Democrats have identified the problem and are calling for a lumpectomy, stat.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)
1) requires proof of citizenship to register, including when you move or re-register; (SCOTUS already said that's legal when they shut down AZ)
2) all new registrations must be in-person; no more online applications.
3) expands the requirement of the Motor Voter laws on registration roll maintenance.
4) allows a private cause of action to enforce this.
The Dems hate the first 3, but especially the last one because they can drag out federal court actions.
But, they can't fight an Army of Davids.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (SRRAx)
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You said it, sister!
* runs off to listen to the Very Strange Medley on the double live album *
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (H4qGm)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Dubuque at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (w/O5Q)
FOUL HAWKEYE SPIRIT I DUBUQUE THEE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
Posted by: Iowa State Cardinal at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:35 PM (E0p3T)
It's only a slight modification to change "they can't make me bake a cake" to "They can't make me bake an *edible* cake".
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (QGaXH)\
I thought Neil Young bought Lionel Trains or something.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (G0vdT)
What is a Reverse Exorcism?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:39 PM (ynpvh)
A reverse exorcism is where the devil tells the priest to get out of the boy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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OUT: Beta-Amyloid Plaques.
IN: Meta-Celluloid Plaques.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 04:41 PM (Zkhmf)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (/C62k)
Rick Allen is not amused.
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the 80's gave us mega-pop-rock icons losing limbs and not even missing a tour. hell, i didnt even know this happend until i saw the video
the 2010s gave us men vouluntarily removing organs to compete in womens sporting events.
wtf.
Posted by: tides of history at March 04, 2026 04:42 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: zombie BM at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
Yeah, no, I doubt that.
Had he made up ANY excuse not to bake a homo cake, they would've attacked him.
Catch 22.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
My point is - he didn't need an excuse. Since we no longer have a draft there are only two things you HAVE to do in this country - pay taxes and show up for Jury Duty. Everything else is optional. 'Because I don't want to' would have been an unassailable position. But NOOOOO, he (probably) had to tell them all about his beliefs and how they're sinners and the bible this and the bible that. He handed them the stick to beat him with.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 04, 2026 05:40 PM (CU22W)
Watch her with no sound. It's the same as ASL now.
Credid due: no bird hands.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 05:42 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Rick67 at March 04, 2026 05:57 PM (3dP4i)
Posted by: videosavant at March 04, 2026 06:43 PM (F56iZ)
Tim Walz, Keith Ellison Face Congressmen on the Rampant Fraud They Encouraged and Enabled
Full hearing here. A bunch of clips are below the fold.
Tim Walz says that Trump is "terrorizing" his state and he believes that Minnesota should to be able to defraud the American taxpayer without consequence. Here's Politico, whining:Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz told lawmakers Wednesday that his state has been terrorized by the Trump administration over mass welfare fraud allegations, pointing to the killing of U.S. citizens in the midst of an immigration enforcement surge around Minneapolis. "Let me be clear: In Minnesota, if you defraud public programs, if you steal taxpayer money, we'll find you, we'll prosecute you, we'll convict you, and we'll throw you in jail," the Democrat said in his opening remarks at a hearing before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee. But, he added, "the people of Minnesota have been singled out and targeted for political retribution at an unparalleled scale, including blocking Medicaid reimbursements to our state just last week." Walz, the 2024 nominee for vice president, is fending off accusations from congressional Republicans that he didn't do enough to prevent a scandal that has embroiled his state. Prosecutors have charged more than 90 people with defrauding the government, and two individuals connected to the Minnesota nonprofit Feeding Our Future were convicted of stealing federal nutrition funds in March. The revelations have led the Trump administration to take drastic, punitive measures, such as prompting the Department of Health and Human Services to freeze its child care funding and the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services to cancel hundreds of millions in Medicaid money. Walz, alongside Minnesota's Democratic attorney general, Keith Ellison, have been hauled to Capitol Hill to testify before the committee about the scandal -- and also to respond to an interim report committee Republicans released early Wednesday morning alleging that Walz and Ellison "knew about the fraud in federal programs administered by the State of Minnesota much earlier than they told the American people." House Oversight Chair James Comer (R-Ky.) asked why Walz did not order the stop or suspend welfare program payments, despite warnings of fraud. "We're not going to stop payments to feed children until we have the proof that things happen," Walz said. Comer objected: "You didn't stop payments because you didn't want to rock the boat." In his opening statement, Ellison maintained that his office has pursued fraud convictions aggressively where it has the jurisdiction to do so. Republicans have homed in on the welfare scandal as an opportunity to disparage the state's Democratic leadership, but it also has fueled anti-immigrant rhetoric within the GOP -- specifically against Minnesota's large Somali community. At one point, House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan, who is also a member of the Oversight panel, asked Walz whether he knew how many of those indicted have been Somali-American. "We don't investigate or prosecute people based on ethnicity, religion--," Walz said, before Jordan interrupted him. "Neither do I, we shouldn't do that," Jordan responded. "85 percent of the people indicted were Somali-American, a key voting bloc, and I think that's what drove this whole thing." The White House quickly amplified video of the exchange on X.The House Oversight Committee released a report revealing that Walz knew of the rampant fraud long before it was exposed -- but covered it up to keep the federal money flowing to his Somali Pirate Supporters.
Senior Minnesota government officials, including Gov. Tim Walz and Attorney General Keith Ellison, were aware of claims of widespread fraud in the state's federally funded welfare programs for years, but failed to act other than to retaliate against whistleblowers, the House Oversight Committee concluded in a report released Wednesday. Both Walz and Ellison are scheduled to testify before the committee on Wednesday at 10:00 AM, the committee previously announced. They are likely to face questions from the committee about fraud schemes estimated to have cost taxpayers as much as $18 billion and that were first reported by Just the News in summer 2024. Dozens of defendants, many of them Somali immigrants who settled in Minnesota, have been indicted or convicted in a sweeping federal fraud investigation. Walz and Ellison were aware of fraud "Testimony obtained by the Committee reveals that Gov. Tim Walz and Attorney General Keith Ellison were aware of widespread fraud in social service programs, lied about their knowledge of the fraud, and retaliated against employees who dared to raise concerns," Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer said in a statement. "Instead of protecting vulnerable Americans, they handed over billions in taxpayer dollars to fraudsters and threw their own state employees under the bus," Comer added. ... The new video evidence allegedly showing empty daycare facilities registered to serve hundreds of children aligned with warnings from the state's legislative auditor dating back to 2018 that there were persistent signs of fraud in the program, Just the News reported. The investigation also centered on a Minneapolis fraud ring connected to the state's Somali immigrant community that exploited the state's federally-funded food program. The Department of Justice first charged 47 people in 2021 as part of a $250 million scheme involving the nonprofit Feeding Our Future that prosecutors alleged diverted federal COVID-19 relief funds for personal gain. Attorney General Merrick Garland, who served during the Biden administration, called it the largest pandemic-era fraud scheme ever identified. Testimony from nine state officials Walz, who was the Democratic nominee for vice president in 2024, previously acknowledged there is fraud in his state, but said his administration has made it a priority to root out for years. However, the Oversight Committee believes the evidence shows the opposite, that Walz and his senior officials knew about the fraud concerns from the very beginning of his tenure and ultimately failed to act to address it before facing public backlash and pressure from the federal government in recent months. ... Though Walz originally said that he was informed about suspicious activity related to Feeding Our Future in November 2020, but he could not recall the precise date, one MDE official told the Oversight Committee that the Minnesota government had received complaints about the program as early as 2018. MDE Assistant Commissioner Daron Korte, whose agency oversaw the money funneled to the Feeding Our Future food program from federal pandemic-era relief funds, confirmed that such complaints were received between 2018 and 2021. He testified that Gov. Walz's office would have been informed of the concerns by April 2020 and that Attorney General Keith Ellison's office would have received a notice also. When threatened with a lawsuit, Minnesota officials resumed funding Once MDE found in March 2021 that Feeding Our Future was in "serious deficiency," the agency moved to cut off all funding to the organization. However, despite officials acknowledging the agency's authority to unilaterally cut funds, it resumed payments by April 30, 2021 over fears that the nonprofit would sue, Korte told congressional investigators. "[We] could unilaterally make that decision, but we just knew, with Feeding our Future, it was going to end up in court and had the potential to be overturned," Korte testified. Feeding Our Future's founder and executive director Aimee Bock -- who was eventually charged and convicted as part of the million dollar fraud scheme -- threatened MDE with a lawsuit in April 2021 claiming racial discrimination if funding was terminated. The nonprofit formally filed the lawsuit in November that year alleging violations of state law. Minnesota official approved more food program sites after fraud concerns Because of the threat of the lawsuit, MDE approved an additional four sites administered by Feeding Our Future even after fraud concerns had been raised by the agency. Korte said the agency did this because the U.S. Department of Agriculture refused to provide a justification under federal law for the state to cut off the funds.Read the whole thing. Tim Walz is doing his typical Blustering Homosexual Retard act, claiming simultaneously that he knows nothing about any of this but also that he knows enough that he can guarantee that everyone in his government acted perfectly. Tim Walz can name every illegal arrested by ICE, but says he has no idea who two of his constituents murdered by illegal aliens are.
Jack
@jackunheard 3h Tim Walz might have just landed himself in prison. He just got exposed for RESTARTING taxpayer payments to Somali fraudsters tied to 'Feeding Our Future' This is so damning... Jim Jordan: "Why didn't you tell the truth about why you restarted the payments?" WALZ: "The agency believed the court required them to make those payments." JORDAN: "That was false. The court says the judge never ordered you to resume Feeding Our Future payments. So the court's lying?!" WALZ: "I can't tell you!" JORDAN: "Somebody's lying! Either you're lying or the court's lying. Which one?" WALZ: "I just know what the attorneys said." JORDAN: "Are you hiding behind the court? Is this about politics?!" Insane @Jim_Jordan
Tim Walz might have just landed himself in prison.
— Jack (@jackunheard) March 4, 2026
He just got exposed for RESTARTING taxpayer payments to Somali fraudsters tied to ‘Feeding Our Future’
This is so damning…
Jim Jordan: “Why didn’t you tell the truth about why you restarted the payments?”
WALZ: “The agency… pic.twitter.com/6TVYFPzALy
Tim Walz can’t, or won’t, answer simple questions about the absolutely massive increase in Autism program spending in his state.
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) March 4, 2026
These numbers have been circulating publicly for some time.
This is just insane. What a fraud. pic.twitter.com/eF2nWEL7Le
Rep. Jim Jordan RIPS into Tim Walz over Somali fraud numbers
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 4, 2026
Jordan: "98 people been indicted. Do you know how many happen to be Somali-American?"
Walz: "I don't... we don't..."
Jordan: "85% of the people indicted were Somali-American. A key voting bloc..." pic.twitter.com/nG21GpiYRw
🚨 JUST IN: Rep. Perry absolutely TORCHES Tim Walz for giving ILLEGALS licenses to drive 18-WHEELERS, endangering Americans
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 4, 2026
"They're here ILLEGALLY, can't read, but get a license under YOUR provisions!"
"And they're driving ALL ACROSS the country, imperiling EVERYBODY ELSE!"… pic.twitter.com/g0wWGPxWD9
🚨 Brandon Gill just exposed Tim Walz with this line of questioning.
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) March 4, 2026
Gill: “Would you agree that calling someone a racist is a serious accusation?”
*long pause*
Walz: “I think it’s just an observation of reality.”
Gill: “Is it racist for a government official to identify… pic.twitter.com/rltgGdgH2s
🚨 BREAKING: Brandon Gill just tore into Tim Walz over the Somali fraud scandal and the retaliation against whistleblowers who tried to expose it. Staff who spoke up say they were smeared, denied promotions, blocked from vacations and punished for telling the truth. Gill said it… pic.twitter.com/wt80Da5pu0
— ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump 🇺🇸 (@BarronTNews_) March 4, 2026
Not only did Walz know about fraud, he threatened people trying to expose the fraud.
— C3 (@C_3C_3) March 4, 2026
“You lose your job. Lose your home. They’ll track your children. They’ll make sure you can’t get a job in government!”
The criminality in Minnesota is off charts.pic.twitter.com/qWp6b0c4Z0
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 02:00 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (1Udfd)
Name one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (6jv/d)
I'm listening to it right now. It's maddening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 02:27 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 04, 2026 02:28 PM (qZdIZ)
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Objection! No facts in evidence to support this claim.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 02:28 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
Name one, Tampon Tim. Name one.
Posted by: Dan at March 04, 2026 02:30 PM (dkCvi)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 02:30 PM (2WIwB)
Ellison is outright lying. "We worked to get them [the Somali fraudsters] convicted." His office did ZILCH. Federal prosecutors did every bit of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (pAy1S)
BLaMtifa supporting Kweef Ellison should be in prison.
Neither will ever see the inside of a jail cell.
We're not a serious country, yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: Sponge
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Something already did, Walz had to drop out for reelection as the stench was too bad even for Dems, he is finished in politics. Now we see if he goes to jail on top of that.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (pAy1S)
Wasn't there already evidence out there that showed not only did he know it was going on, he covered for it and told his office "nothing to see here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:32 PM (6jv/d)
Diane Lane on the Tonight show. 1983. Cute as a button.
https://youtu.be/W2iHngxn1dg?
si=43ZcnnvaG4w_OcWp
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)
*narrator voice*
He won't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:32 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (FhXTo)
Heh. I love the ambiguous 'they' in that sentence.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (MJOSJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (6jv/d)
Tim should be decorating a lamppost.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
Now we see if he goes to jail on top of that.
Posted by: whig
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I don't think anything is going to be traceable to him. Whistleblowers were stopped at a lower level. I don't think anything was ever laid on his desk.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (xvV+O)
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This guy gets it!
Posted by: Somali Fraudsters at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (VpFcv)
Tim should be decorating a lamppost.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
I find your terms acceptable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
The old ways are best. -- Vlad the Impaler
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Dan at March 04, 2026 02:30 PM (dkCvi)
I bet some white guy with white privilege went down for that.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)
Wasn't there already evidence out there that showed not only did he know it was going on, he covered for it and told his office "nothing to see here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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He claims that "those individuals" approached him for "help navigating the bureaucracy," which he provided.
Ohhh, later, SHOCKINGLY, some of them were convicted "with his help." Complete lie. He did NOT help.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (pAy1S)
Political Criminals: "blah blah blah yes I've committed every crime I've been accused of blah blah blah"
Criminal Politicians: "blah blah blah we find the accused guilty and he can tell us all about his privation at the hands of the system at the yacht regalia next week, and he better have his mistress bring some lobster rolls, because this is no small matter, blah blah blah."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (pZ64F)
Well, we let you be clear and, from the statements that followed, you are clearly lying.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (MJOSJ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (ExV1e)
If we really wanted to go old school we'd either throw him from the Tarpien Rock. Let a semi run over him these days.
Or find a peat bog to sink his ass in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (xvV+O)
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Objection! No facts in evidence to support this claim.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 02:28 PM (ESVrU)
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"Let me be clear" always means henceforth comes the lies. People who say this little prelude should really drop it altogether.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (MMuF5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (vbXSk)
"Orange Man Bad!" they responded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (6jv/d)
You can't hate Democrats enough. To include the nice little old lady next door with her "Hate has no home here" signs. FFS!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)
Posted by: Ed Buck, homosexual murderer and rapist at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (/IU3q)
Posted by: Mrs Retard at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ggkmJ)
"Let me be clear" always means henceforth comes the lies. People who say this little prelude should really drop it altogether.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (MMuF5)
As 'allah ackbar' means you better fear for your life and take appropriate action.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (6jv/d)
Democrat questioning is all "In light of Donald Trump's 32 crimes of fraud and his illegal pardoning of 100 fraudsters, can you blame anyone for committing fraud?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (pAy1S)
Knucklehead! I said I'm a knucklehead!!!
Posted by: Tim Walz at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)
If your neighbor has a "Hate has no home here" sign, consider attaching a smiling picture of Trump to it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)
On their way to the airport to be deported back to the shithole they crawled out of.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (aaRct)
And this fucker Walz was going to be VP of the United States?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
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It's terrifying.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar, brother afficianado at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (I69rP)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)
"Let me be clear: In Minnesota, if you defraud public programs, if you steal taxpayer money, we'll find you, we'll prosecute you, we'll convict you, and we'll throw you in jail,"
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Absolute lie. The feds did it all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:40 PM (pAy1S)
He'll be US Senator Walz of Minnesota real soon. You watch.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 02:40 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Riz8t)
You can't hate Democrats enough. To include the nice little old lady next door with her "Hate has no home here" signs. FFS!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)
ALL Democrat voters support:
The genital mutilation of children.
Open borders and importing criminals from every 3rd world shithole on the planet.
Allowing illegals to rape, pillage and murder Americans.
Imprisoning people for 'wrongthink.'
Killing people for 'wrongthink.'
The killing of white people for whatever reason.
I'm sure there's more, but I'm tired.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (CSQvy)
Ace I think you forgot to add this line:
"And profited from".
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (0N4FZ)
Governor Walz did Pretti-Good.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)
Space is vast and spacious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:42 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
Tim should be having his bones pounded to powder by a jackhammer.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:42 PM (3wOGw)
On their way to the airport to be deported back to the shithole they crawled out of.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
(the best nic ever, by the way) Maybe we could deport them on an Iranian navy vessel.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 02:42 PM (MJOSJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (6jv/d)
Getting rid of police
No cash bail
Hell, getting rid of prisons...
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:43 PM (aaRct)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:42 PM (3wOGw)
Damn. Wasn't that the Jewish curse for Hadrian?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Riz8t)
The worst thing in politics now is the proliferation of "the look"
Every politician who plans to do big things cultivates a "look" - like nose glasses, or a curl, or anything like that
It turns politics into WWE, and rightly so.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:43 PM (rbvCR)
Thank you for your military service, sir.
Your government service, however, you can GFY for, asshole.
Don't go away mad, just go away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:43 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)
"GARCON! ANOTHER EIGHT FINGERS!"
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (sH4Bk)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)
If your neighbor has a "Hate has no home here" sign, consider attaching a smiling picture of Trump to it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)
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Whenever I come across a house with a "Hate has no home here" sign I am filled with irrational rage.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2026 02:45 PM (MMuF5)
I saw mention of a particularly gruesome old way- a medieval duke was burned to death by his townsfolk... with a candle.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 02:45 PM (MJOSJ)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)
"GARCON! ANOTHER EIGHT FINGERS!"
Pronounced GAR-kon.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 02:45 PM (Riz8t)
This all great but you know what would be even greater? Sending people to dig canals... after a fair trial of course.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
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I found a shovel-ready project.
https://x.com/mpopv/status/
2028936400146710955
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:45 PM (pAy1S)
Governor Walz did Pretti-Good.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM
When I see Pretti good all I hear is Larry David saying that phrase over and over.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2026 02:46 PM (x62K9)
—
Out: Republicans pounce
In: Republicans home
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:46 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)
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Hawk TUAH
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)
They all just punch the ticket, especially in midterms - that's where the die-hards vote.
Both get told every two years it's The Most Important Ticket Ever Punched, and it's never true until it is, and by that time, every ticket-puncher has long since quit punching tickets.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)
Hawk TUAH
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (
Went to a Trump Superstore in Myrtle Beach and they were still selling that gear. I was surprised.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (sH4Bk)
Why not? Puke tastes better.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (C5K3W)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)
I like the word 'shenanigans.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: Dave at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (sbsMc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (/C62k)
Why not? Puke tastes better.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (C5K3W)
There has never been anything more incorrect said on the internet in the history of ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: GigantorX at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (VkId7)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Dave at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (sbsMc)
Dems were attracted by the deep deep pockets he represented.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (C5K3W)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Archimedes
I don't think that kind of thing usually happens accidentally.
I'm wondering how long it takes him in the morning to get it just right.
But it's cute on him and he's asking the right questions so I'll let it slide.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (di6Sl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (6jv/d)
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Well it's Myrtle Beach, so...
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (CSQvy)
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That's one speculation.
I think it's more like a cloud of two-bit con artists gaming out the system for a career in crime. One set of crooks pools up a percentage of their take to push another set of crooks into positions of power in another state. Then it's vicey and versey, up and down, and all around. The greatest fleece job ever committed in one country in the history of the world.
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: GigantorX at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (VkId7)
So far, for the billions of dollars that has been stolen from the American taxpayer, there's been, what, 90 arrests? However, I haven't heard of one conviction for anything even remotely related to this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)
"GARCON! ANOTHER EIGHT FINGERS!"
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (3wOGw)
You forgot 'hic'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (QGaXH)
Also the Left: Soamli pirates stealing the public bline - Not A Crime, and if you merely question it, racism straight up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (XV/Pl)
Well it's Myrtle Beach, so...
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM
Valid, but it's the offseason. I expect things like that when it's in season, but.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:51 PM (6jv/d)
I'm guessing nah.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 02:51 PM (FMtrg)
You forgot 'hic'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (QGaXH)
Bish bettah not be stealing my schtick!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (QGaXH)
I don't do Hillary posts.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (3wOGw)
https://youtu.be/W2iHngxn1dg?
si=43ZcnnvaG4w_OcWp
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Thanks for that. Diane Lane is an underrated beauty.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (C5K3W)
Most democrat voters are in on it. Think who their voters are. Teachers, govt employees, welfare recipients, ngo people, military contractors, etc. They’re fine with raiding the treasury because they get a cut.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Timmy Walz's victims at March 04, 2026 02:53 PM (/IU3q)
Hmmmm....
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 04, 2026 02:53 PM (hil2i)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (C5K3W)
Well, it might be the same because I just ate it.
What do you have against Whataburger?
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 02:53 PM (sH4Bk)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 02:54 PM (FMtrg)
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There likely won't be any convictions. Ever.
And the amount stolen, so far, from taxpayers in more like $38 Trillion Dollars. There's no other way to justify that amount of federal debt unless it's all fraud.
Oh, and lastly, I'd like a fucking refund for the 40+ years of taxes I've paid.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (3BwY8)
Minnesota Officials Confirm Protests Tied To Tax-Funded Leave Claims
https://tinyurl.com/mr36njds
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 02:56 PM (1Au9i)
The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 02:57 PM (Kt19C)
"Neither do I, we shouldn't do that," Jordan responded.
>That's a good reason why we should lock up both of the criminal fucks. One black, one white.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 02:57 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 02:56 PM (1Au9i)
Nancy Mace. Yes hot but she's in the wrong corner of the hot/crazy matrix...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (mV7kM)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (qpQFJ)
Aside from the nanny.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: pudinhead
Considering it's an actual, while unConstitutional Amendment, Amendment, no.
But the Congresshitbirds could pass a law to redirect all income taxes to taxpayer-controlled savings accounts. That might be the only option in the immediate.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (diia5)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (3BwY
I love when I manage to stir the pot like that....LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
5.4M are Somalis.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (pKr8Y)
But releasing criminals back onto the streets based on their ethnicity or religion is a-ok, right Timmy?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (6jv/d)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
OK, will someone please explain this one to me?
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (77rzZ)
https://youtu.be/W2iHngxn1dg?
si=43ZcnnvaG4w_OcWp
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Thanks for that. Diane Lane is an underrated beauty.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)
I've always had a crush on her, ever since I saw her as Breezy in the movie 6 pack with Kenny Rogers and Erin Gray
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (NtVYv)
this MN fraud is a slam-dunk case a rookie could procecute.
what the f is the point of these hearings... you have a building full of lawyers , can someone serve Waltz / Ellison a subpeona? is that so fking hard to do.?!?!?
Posted by: blindJustice at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (qpQFJ)
Aside from the nanny.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)
I rate this as
True [ ]
False [X]
There are also gardeners.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 02:56 PM (1Au9i)
Nancy Mace. Yes hot but she's in the wrong corner of the hot/crazy matrix...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM
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Gawd no. I was referring to the blond reporter in the last clip posted by C3.
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (1Au9i)
Has Walz or Ellison been charged? This is prima facie criminal negligence even if they weren't involved...which they were.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dan at March 04, 2026 02:30 PM (dkCvi)
I bet some white guy with white privilege went down for that.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)
*perks up* Went... down?
Posted by: James Talarico at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (+nEug)
I ended up on a mailing list for working moms in the blue area I live in.
The most common topic was "How do I make sure I don't get in trouble for not reporting my payments to Maria?"
The second most common topic was, "Some American girl interviewed for my nanny job and she wanted $20h...and some nights off! What a bitch!"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: pudinhead
Considering it's an actual, while unConstitutional Amendment, Amendment, no.
But the Congresshitbirds could pass a law to redirect all income taxes to taxpayer-controlled savings accounts. That might be the only option in the immediate.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (diia5)
I don't think the amendment mandates Income Taxes, it just allows them. It was just going to be a small amount, surely the rich could afford an extra 2 or 3 % for the common weal...
In practice it created a bottomless well of money.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (+nEug)
Dismissed
- Judge Boasberg
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (1Au9i)
Ah... my bad. That means I gotta go back up and watch the clip posted by C3....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (xT8gx)
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Or crime.
Note also he didn't say they don't prosecute based on political views.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 03:05 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:26 PM (ExV1e)
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Put your clothes back on! There are ladies present.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2026 03:05 PM (AlhUl)
While I'm sure Timmy is as venal as they come, I sort of think he is just the designated patsy. Somewhere behind the curtain, the real brains of the outfit is now counting his money while stroking a white Persian cat.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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That's what I think. Somali scamsters sized up Timmy as stupid and timid, and scammed away. He never had anything to do with their arrests or trials.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:06 PM (pAy1S)
So far, for the billions of dollars that has been stolen from the American taxpayer, there's been, what, 90 arrests? However, I haven't heard of one conviction for anything even remotely related to this.
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There likely won't be any convictions. Ever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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The Feeding Our Future fraud got 80+ convictions, and people went to prison.
This latest bunch -- the autism, elder care, daycare, and learing centers -- haven't seen the business end of a federal investigator yet as far as I know, but I only know what Pam Bondi tells us.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:08 PM (pAy1S)
Which is a "legal" way to bribe someone
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
OK, will someone please explain this one to me?
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (77rzZ)
It was the punchline from a joke but I forgot the details. I think it involved an inebriated person and a women with two tattooed thighs (Elvis and someone else) and the drunk trying to identify the who the two tattoos were. He wasn't sure about the tattoos but the one in the middle was definitely Willie...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:08 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TzUrJ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ)
It's the punchline of a joke that's worthy of a slight chuckle the first time you hear it.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 03:10 PM (Y1sOo)
https://tinyurl.com/sz84cmzd
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I had a gastric emptying test today. I got to eat radioactive scrambled eggs. Sadly, I do not seem to have acquired any cool superpowers as a result.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)
Do the defrauded people in Minnesota have standing to file a class action lawsuit against the defrauders?
Posted by: Ben Had
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There must be a hard NO to that, because otherwise there would have been tons of successful lawsuits against Our Betters over the years.
But you'd think we'd be able to!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (pAy1S)
Note also he didn't say they don't prosecute based on political views.
Posted by: ...
>One black muslim. One white christian. The shackles don't discriminate.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04
Thanks. I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (7RYym)
Its only your taxdollars.
No standing.
Next
Posted by: Some Judge at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: High tech at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (37cEZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Yet
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (TzUrJ)
Posted by: Ben Had
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There must be a hard NO to that, because otherwise there would have been tons of successful lawsuits against Our Betters over the years.
But you'd think we'd be able to!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (pAy1S)
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It's more than a little infuriating that Somali fraudsters could be found to have more standing to restore their "benefits" than the Americans they are stealing from.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 03:13 PM (ESVrU)
In practice it created a bottomless well of money.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM
It doesn't the amendment just gives congress the power to levy income taxes without regard to any census or apportionment. There is no where in the 16th amendment that requires an income tax.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TzUrJ)
Best to you. I recently had an MRI and there were some "exciting" words in the report that had me sweating... but then I saw the neurologist and was relieved to hear that all was well. But it's the kind of excitement I don't need.... I hope your excitement abates quickly/immediately
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (xT8gx)
Look at the bright side, Timpon -- once you are imprisoned, you can become a fierce and fearless advocate for having tampon dispensers installed in men's prisons.
The music never stops and the song goes on.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (xG4kz)
Its only your taxdollars.
No standing.
Next
Posted by: Some Judge
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If the big corporations are supposed to get everything back after Trump's "illegal" tariffs, I don't see why I shouldn't get back all the money I gave the government that it put to illegal uses.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (pAy1S)
The point of government is to take as much money from the productive class as possible to steal that money for the government and its clients.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)
The dirty little secret is that if the media picks up the trail and pursues it, then they can accomplish much. The true power of the media is that they control the narrative because sadly there are enough stupid, non-critically thinking people in this country that if the media says "Go out and burn down the cities tonight!", the cities will burn tonight.
This is another of the many reasons I've bcome jaded on teh whole idea of "democracy".
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (aaRct)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (xT8gx)
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Thanks, Linus. This is just a continuation of my little medical adventure that started in September.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:16 PM (TzUrJ)
I sometimes got connecting flights through Minneapolis in the late 1990s, and even then I was struck by the number of Somalis working in and around the airport. The males have a certain look that can identify them, and I could always tell the female ones because of the clothing.
It turns out the whole thing was so much worse than it looked. And it didn't look good. Did any of them get jobs that weren't just used to facilitate crime?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 03:16 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (xT8gx)
The founders were pretty clear on this - for representative government to work you need a moral and engaged electorate.
And living in a blue area the electorate most cares about "how do I get mine?" to the extent they can even be bothered to read more then a headline...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM
I'm sure you do, and it's good that you maintain a sense of humor. May the Lord bless you and may rough places be made smooth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)
Don't forget making people miserable.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:19 PM (e5WJR)
Wow. BURN! I was waiting for pedo mouth Walz's thistle hair to combust into flames!
What a retard! He could have been a heartbeat and stutter from being president!
THANK GOD FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:19 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (xT8gx)
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That's how you know nothing will happen.../sarc
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 03:19 PM (ESVrU)
A non-trivial number of GOPers are beneficiaries of fraud as well.
Why don't they want to clamp down on MN Somali fraud? Well it could be their rice bowl next...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)
Don't forget making people miserable.
And guaranteeing access to sex with children.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (U4c/V)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM
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It really lets your ass breathe!
Posted by: Frank Reynolds at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TzUrJ)
Best to you. I recently had an MRI and there were some "exciting" words in the report that had me sweating... but then I saw the neurologist and was relieved to hear that all was well. But it's the kind of excitement I don't need.... I hope your excitement abates quickly/immediately
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
I hate that results are posted for patients to see before a provider has had a chance to review them. Dr Google is not your friend. AI is not your friend. Please. Let your doctor explain the results
To you. It will save you a ton or worry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (W2Pud)
I will be pleasantly surprised if Walz and Ellison go to jail.
I don't think they will -- the desire to actually put them there is needed. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 03:21 PM (VWtfl)
Do the defrauded people in Minnesota have standing to file a class action lawsuit against the defrauders?
Posted by: Ben Had
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There must be a hard NO to that, because otherwise there would have been tons of successful lawsuits against Our Betters over the years.
But you'd think we'd be able to!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (pAy1S)
In my working life I worked around large liquid nitrogen (LN2) dewars. These stood around 5' tall and maybe 36 inches in diameter. Every one had a little pressure relief valve to allow gas from the warming LN2 to escape. There are some pretty sobering videos of what happens when you tamper with the pressure relief that allows the expanding gas to escape. (BOOM!)
Elections are like that little pressure relief valve. I think it's extremely dangerous that in some instances D's apparently have found a way rig elections in their favor. Kind of like welding that pressure valve shut.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:21 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)
I just bought a house. When I move in two months from now, I’m tempted to fill my yard with signs such as “Hate Lives Here Happily” and “My Life is the Only One that Matters” and “I Don’t Coexist with Marxists” etc., etc.
Posted by: Kathysaysso at March 04, 2026 03:21 PM (7OVtU)
Posted by: JoshO at March 04, 2026 03:22 PM (xL2KH)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 03:22 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:22 PM (TzUrJ)
I hate that results are posted for patients to see before a provider has had a chance to review them. Dr Google is not your friend. AI is not your friend. Please. Let your doctor explain the results
To you. It will save you a ton or worry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (W2Pud)
I get my results online and last time I was panicked because some of the tests looked bad and contacted My Doctor.. She said that they were actually good....I felt stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 03:23 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TzUrJ)
Best to you. I recently had an MRI and there were some "exciting" words in the report that had me sweating... but then I saw the neurologist and was relieved to hear that all was well. But it's the kind of excitement I don't need.... I hope your excitement abates quickly/immediately
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (xT8gx)
Be well, Duke! If you can rock a hospital gown you are high on my list!
Indeed, radiology reports send you into looking up words. With my cardiac sonogram the diagnosis looked not great. Then with research it was ok...later translated by the cardiac PA that it's ok and she dismissed me. That came as a surprise because I thought the "best case" would be I have to see her twice a year. Nope! Adios!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:23 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (Riz8t)
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I think the evidence shows that being a corrupt moron in the D party is an asset.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 03:23 PM (3BwY8)
Don't forget making people miserable.
Sort of. I remember a debate about recycling in one town I lived in.
After someone pointed out that pretty much all recycling gets thrown out anyway, some underworked and over privileged Karen stepped up to the mic to announce that of course we all have time to sort and wash our trash for the earth and that got cheers from the other Karens in attendance.
So Karens and their ilk get a rush from this sort of virtue signaling, sort of like modern flagellants. This is also why they loved wearing masking and bleaching their mail.
Note not long after the measure passed some HS kids put a tracker in the recycling, and traced it to...the town dump.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (e5WJR)
https://tinyurl.com/mwjd9a3y
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (PFs9e)
To you. It will save you a ton or worry.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Waiting for tomorrow to see my Gastroenterologist. When I was in for the kidney stone, they found a 50mm by 60mm mass by my pancreas. Had an endoscopy and biopsy done last Thursday. The doctor that did it said it didn't look like cancer. Said it was "unique". The mass looked like a bag of marbles. Even said that in the report.
Tomorrow I get to see the doctor and hopefully the lab results.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)
Space is vast and spacious.
space is big
space is dark
it's hard to find
a place to park
Posted by: burma shave at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (wn0/z)
Yes. I despise having to interpret my own results.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (9X60i)
The founders were pretty clear on this - for representative government to work you need a moral and engaged electorate.
And living in a blue area the electorate most cares about "how do I get mine?" to the extent they can even be bothered to read more then a headline...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)
Precisely! And it's worsened when 98% of the media - the ones providing the headlines - are communist rat-fucks.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (aaRct)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (xT8gx)
It's been pretty cold in DC lately, I hear.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (2NHgQ)
We sent a message that cannot be ignored.
Texans stand for America, not Sharia."
5% who did not, need to be deported
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (e5WJR)
Indeed - the point of elections is to replace combat to determine who leads and what policies we follow. The argument is the majority would probably win on the battlefield, so it is simpler to let them win an election without all the destruction and death.
But stealing elections then says to the majority that they will no longer get their way unless they in fact resort to violence...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:27 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:27 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:23 PM (WONhk)
Yes I had an odd incident years back and called an ambulance to the E room. After a few days and the cardio dude looked at the tests and said don't come back for 10 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)
But I think I want foreigners to dig my grave, because they're greedy heathens, they just want to get paid, they won't ask too many questions about the 6' hole they're digging, they won't report it to any authorities, and then I can rest in front of my daylilies instead of sharing a room with 10,000 dickholes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (TzUrJ)
Tomorrow I get to see the doctor and hopefully the lab results.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (pKr8Y)
its gonna be an actual bag of marbles.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (RHGPo)
Which is starting to piss me off. The rumor is that the GOP-E is going to rig the election and force Paxton out so that we have Uniparty stooge Cornhole resume his treachery.
Want to know how to make sure black-pilled Texans stay home in November? Tell them that Paxton couldn't beat Screwtape so they had to rig the election to keep the same damned Establishment types in to make sure SAVE never gets passed, that DOGE cuts are never implemented and that Obama Care can never be repealed/replaced and that Amnesty is always on the table.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (WCaCG)
Posted by: pudinhead
Considering it's an actual, while unConstitutional Amendment, Amendment, no.
But the Congresshitbirds could pass a law to redirect all income taxes to taxpayer-controlled savings accounts. That might be the only option in the immediate.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (diia5)
I don't think the amendment mandates Income Taxes, it just allows them. It was just going to be a small amount, surely the rich could afford an extra 2 or 3 % for the common weal...
In practice it created a bottomless well of money.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Income taxes are like any other tax allowed by the Constitution for Congress to levy.
Congress can tax or it can remove the taxes as it pleases. The 16th Amendment does not mandate Congress pass income taxes, it simply allows them to do so.
To remove the income tax forever means repealing the 16th Amendment via another amendment. Like repealing the 17th, not very likely.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)
I'd say not exactly.
There are some people that float between tech jobs and NGOs, but mostly the NGOs are for people that can't perform at one of those tech companies.
Take Bezos, his money comes from the government protecting his semi-monopolies. And he trades letting the Democrats siphon tax dollars as graft in return for them protecting thise monopolies.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (2NHgQ)
Given how much they stole from the campaign, they might not have thought they were going to win.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)
I just bought a house. When I move in two months from now, I’m tempted to fill my yard with signs such as “Hate Lives Here Happily” and “My Life is the Only One that Matters” and “I Don’t Coexist with Marxists” etc., etc.
Posted by: Kathysaysso at March 04, 2026 03:21 PM (7OVtU)
I have a house and I've at times wished I could find a sign that says 'In this house' and then lists Maxwell's Equations or Newtons laws of Motion.....
I don't believe my wife would allow it tho....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:30 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)
Three words: "Cremation" and "post-hole digger"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (+nEug)
Or reduce the rate to 0% of income.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (WCaCG)
Texans stand for America, not Sharia."
5% who did not, need to be deported
Posted by: runner
Where are the results? All I can find is week old bullshit talking about it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (pKr8Y)
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certainly a brave journalist has asked Kamala to denounce her 'credibly accused' running mate. ?
Posted by: blindJustice at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (TzUrJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (rbvCR)
Well. I'm sure there are number of people who are glad about that. And had you thought about doing a stand up comedy routine on doctors visits when all of this is completed?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (PFs9e)
After someone pointed out that pretty much all recycling gets thrown out anyway, some underworked and over privileged Karen stepped up to the mic to announce that of course we all have time to sort and wash our trash for the earth and that got cheers from the other Karens in attendance.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)
My take on this is that if recycling was really useful, the garbage company would pay us to pick it up. If my house is sitting on a gold mine or oil deposit, someone certainly will make it worth my while to get it out of the ground.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (8avO+)
That doesn't mean a future Dem admin couldn't go after anyone that took advantage of Trump's offer though.
Of course this would be interesting politics because everyone that refused then to pay taxes would be HIGHLY incentivized to make sure no Dem ever wins the presidency again...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)
However, until the doc talks to you there are often misconceptions. I've only had this myself once a few months ago...but I quickly saw it was not a huge deal with some research.
On the other hand, a few years ago my husband's calcium scores were high (he's on lipitor and this is what it's supposed to do: calcify the wet crap in your arteries,which is more stable). We felt ok, not great, but ok that he had no symptoms and was a past elite runner with a resting heart rate of 45.
The first cardiologist wanted a cath intervention with the scores,and I waited til we were out of the office to say, no, we are getting another opinon at the university.
There they had him combine a cardiac sono with stress test, proving his arteries were clear. The PA said all is well and sees him once a year...no cardiac cath. Thanks be to God.
Always get a second opinion if possible. Always.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (BI5O2)
Well, then a wide PTO driven auger is probably going to be your best bet. Avoid tree roots.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Does Judaism forbid cremation? I did not know that.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (9U6Wl)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (RHGPo)
if so at least we know they can hit *something*. Now we just need to point them in the right direction.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)
I once put up a sign, "Hate has no home here , but irritability sometimes crashes on the couch."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (PFs9e)
I don't believe my wife would allow it tho....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:30 PM
Show off!!!
Posted by: Kathysaysso at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (7OVtU)
If the pilot shoots down two more, then he will be an Ace!
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (WCaCG)
Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
🚨#BREAKING: Lakeshia Alston, the woman running for election as a REPUBLICAN in North Carolina's Senate District 22 in a full hijab...
...and was revealed to actually be a LIFE-LONG DEMOCRAT
RAN COMPLETELY UNOPPOSED AND IS NOW THE GOP CANDIDATE!!!!
WHAT?!!!!
https://tinyurl.com/2ynxh72j
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (xk72F)
will settle for hand-drawn whiteboard bullet-points and fully cuffed(un-rolled) sleeves and uncouth statements.
Posted by: blindJustice at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (5LiC7)
Her imperious attitude complete with yelling at different people asking her questions to slamming her hands down on the table and storming out of the room is the epitome of the arrogance of Democrats who are dared questioned. They are royalty and how dare anyone have the audacity to question their motives or actions. At least Bill was basically good natured and like drooling over the pictures to the point his lawyer kept trying to snatch them away form him.
Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (oiNtH)
Take Bezos, his money comes from the government protecting his semi-monopolies. And he trades letting the Democrats siphon tax dollars as graft in return for them protecting thise monopolies.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)
These days the real problem is that virtually all companies have a huge admin/HR wing that does nothing but provide jobs for Karens and scolds with the right politics. The actual workers might be able to cover their costs, or not.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: pudinhead
I don't think the amendment mandates Income Taxes, it just allows them.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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The 16th Amendment does not mandate Congress pass income taxes, it simply allows them to do so.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)
Edited comments for brevity.
Isn't that what I wrote?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (QGaXH)
And this fucker Walz was going to be VP of the United States?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
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It's terrifying.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pAy1S)
On the other hand, God takes care of children, fools and the United States. Walz being kicked to the curb in the election is proof.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 03:39 PM (HXiQ2)
Her imperious attitude complete with yelling at different people asking her questions to slamming her hands down on the table and storming out of the room is the epitome of the arrogance of Democrats who are dared questioned. They are royalty and how dare anyone have the audacity to question their motives or actions. At least Bill was basically good natured and like drooling over the pictures to the point his lawyer kept trying to snatch them away form him.
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psssh ...she wasnt even that drunk.
Posted by: HunterByden at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (5LiC7)
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Not an option.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (BI5O2)
Religious objection? Or are you a Terminator?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (QGaXH)
Congrats on your new house! I like your ideas. If you are feeling a little spicy you could post "Rainbows belong in the sky - not on a flag" .
Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2026 03:42 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (oiNtH)
I laughed when I saw that clip.
I also laughed when I read that Hil Hag demanded "beauty light." Whatever that is!
I think I will demand this in the future for all family photos!
When she stood up in fake rage over the photograph, I did hope for a second her chair and her would flip over backwards. However, as I was watching a recording I knew it was not possible.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (WONhk)
Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
🚨#BREAKING: Lakeshia Alston, the woman running for election as a REPUBLICAN in North Carolina's Senate District 22 in a full hijab...
...and was revealed to actually be a LIFE-LONG DEMOCRAT
RAN COMPLETELY UNOPPOSED AND IS NOW THE GOP CANDIDATE!!!!
WHAT?!!!!
https://tinyurl.com/2ynxh72j
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pssssshs b*tch pleeze
Posted by: MitchMcConnell Thune Lankford Murkowski Collins Kasish Paul Ryan MichRomney Massie EPMC Crenshaw Cor at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (5LiC7)
Oh wait.
One already did ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (HXT0k)
"Mickey Kaus
@kausmickey
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15h
"Harvard/Harris asked respondents whether they favored (or not) Trump’s vow to deport 'all immigrants who are here illegally'.
That policy received approval from 57 percent of respondents, including 35 percent of Democrat voters and 56 percent of Independents.
Overall, that’s a five-point rise compared to January, but more importantly a seven-point increase among both the Democrats and Independents polled."
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)
Isn't that what I wrote?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Missed that in your post. Sorry.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Good luck.
I had an MRI a ten days ago. They should have a NO FATSOS sign on that thing. They might get stuck in there.
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Oldcat
DEI is facing a lot more legal challenges nowadays and AI is likely to eat a big chunk of HR Karens out of a job. A lot of job applications at megacorp now are AI aided submissions by applicants submitting to AI HR servers to weed out applicants.
H1B is getting a serious brake check as well as both petitions and lottery positions are declining along with escalating 100k fee for new applications and possibly renewals if their employee status changes. Average salary got bumped way up too.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Case
Should be as easy more or less as teh IRS clawing back money that it mistakenly paid out. Feds should be able to simply remove the fraudulent payments from bank accounts of recipients by garnishment.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (HXT0k)
Lack of nutrition, high alcohol consumption, smoking, lack of exercise and obesity are prevalent in those 40 and younger...
"These findings further underscore that colorectal cancer is worsening among younger generations and highlight the immediate need for eligible adults to begin screening at the recommended age of 45," said Dr. William Dahut, chief scientific officer at the American Cancer Society.
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:06 PM (xvV4K)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:06 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:08 PM (Dv3i1)
Gee, it might be useful in Urgent Fury you Cum Stains.........
Joey's new book: "How to screw up a wet dream"....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (xvV4K)
That Thing That Never Happens Happened Again
larrymaloney
@larrymaloney FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Shakir Khan Sentenced Following Denial of Motion to Withdraw Plea On March 2, 2026, the Honorable Judge Northup sentenced Shakir Khan, who pled no contest to criminal counts that include election fraud and money laundering, underscoring the San Joaquin County District Attorney's firm commitment to safeguarding election integrity and holding accountable those who attempt to undermine our democratic process. Khan was sentenced to three years under AB 109, to be served in county jail, with one year suspended and served on mandatory supervision. In addition, the court imposed an eight-year state prison term that is stayed, contingent upon Khan's successful completion of mandatory supervision. If Khan violates the terms of his supervision, the stayed prison term may be imposed. San Joaquin County District Attorney Ron Freitas said, "Today's sentence shows the seriousness with which we take efforts to tamper with the electoral process in San Joaquin County. Accountability includes honoring the plea and fulfilling the terms of supervision. If Mr. Khan fails to comply, the full consequences of his sentence will be enforced." The San Joaquin County District Attorney's Office remains committed to enforcing the rule of law and ensuring that all defendants adhere to their court-ordered obligations.
🚨🚨 NEW: CALIFORNIA VOTER FRAUDSTER SENTENCED AFTER INVESTIGATION FOUND 71 VOTER NAMES REGISTERED TO HIS OWN ADDRESS.
— Susan Crabtree (@susancrabtree) March 3, 2026
Former Lodi City Councilman Shakir Khan was sentenced Monday to three years in county jail after election integrity advocate and database creator… https://t.co/xT3jssjDJN pic.twitter.com/oIrUUeLjcP
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (H4qGm)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (e5WJR)
or maybe he did it all for him....regardless, that suggests there is no control on California voter registration.
Posted by: Harun at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (H4qGm)
The number of people voting isn't substantially increased, but the number of ballots coming in are.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2026 01:22 PM (EgkXQ)
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🚨🚨 NEW: CALIFORNIA VOTER FRAUDSTER SENTENCED AFTER INVESTIGATION FOUND 71 VOTER NAMES REGISTERED TO HIS OWN ADDRESS.
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"71 votes wouldn't have swung any election. Therefore no one would do this. Therefore, no elections have fraud in them."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
This was only found out because this guy ALSO ran a gambling operation and was caught.
And used the same address for a ton of people.
Posted by: Harun at March 04, 2026 01:22 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (H4qGm)
I say leave 'em on so we can hang him by them.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2026 01:22 PM (/HDaX)
Next time: pay up chump.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 04, 2026 01:22 PM (ZuEiM)
Posted by: Wally at March 04, 2026 01:23 PM (pduCL)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 04, 2026 01:23 PM (CNl8/)
Nice spin there. He didn't "take advantage" of these goatfuckers. These goatfuckers put him there! It's like claiming that Ilan Omer parasite took advantage of the Somali community.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
Fox News poll: 84% of Republicans support strikes on Iran
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67% of Republicans are Pro Life
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:24 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Capt Kirk at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (3BwY8)
(repost"
Batya Ungar-Sargon
@bungarsargon
5h
CBS poll: 85% of Republicans support the President's strikes on Iran
Fox News poll: 84% of Republicans support strikes on Iran
Washington Post poll: 81% of Republicans support strikes on Iran
Retuers/Ipsos poll: 82% of Republicans support strikes on Iran
Liberal mainstream media: "MAGA SPLIT ON IRAN!"
Don't believe the fake news. MAGA isn't split. MAGA influencers are split from MAGA voters."
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (CWTWj)
Fox News poll: 84% of Republicans support strikes on Iran
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82% of Republicans approve of Trump
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: The person who thinks nothing will ever happen at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (GxK4/)
And the fun part of this answer if you ask, "Shouldn't we make sure there aren't more Shakir Khans producing thousands of fake votes that would and have swayed elections" the answer is..."no that would be racist"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)
The number of people voting isn't substantially increased, but the number of ballots coming in are.
Posted by: 18-1
Which is why ultimately a return to paper ballots, paper registration precinct books, etc. need to be brought back and ballots counted with election judge signoffs at the precinct before going to a central counting facility. Absentee ballots received get counted before the election day.
It does not stop cheating but it makes the logistics for massive cheats much harder to pull off.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2026 01:26 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Mark1971
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Only Cornyn's people would pass something like that to the Atlantic. Problem is that Trump hates the Atlantic and its owner Ms. Steven Jobs who is friend of Ghislaine.
My guess is Trump stays out of it.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (r5b2S)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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When their lips move.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (QpHLI)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 01:29 PM (wa/yD)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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2h
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Speaker Johnson just revealed an order has gone out from House Democrat leadership demanding all Democrats VOTE DOWN reopening DHS tomorrow
So they are betraying America and keeping DHS closed while we face conflict with Iran and possible sleeper cells. TRAITORS.
"They have sent out a WHIP notice instructing Democrats to vote down Homeland Security funding. I ought to drop the mic right here and walk out of this room!"
"Democrats will fund tomorrow NOT to fund mission-critical operations!"
@SpeakerJohnson
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)
I am sorry she is indicted in Spain over the tax evasion though.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2026 01:29 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:30 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)
And when they don't. But all the other times they are telling the truth.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:30 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (r5b2S)
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Shiwan Kahn was a formidable foe.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at March 04, 2026 01:30 PM (QpHLI)
I suspect this steamer will be quietly released in a few months, if even that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
Bend over, honey.
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (H4qGm)
Kahn's ... The Keener Weiner
iykyk
Posted by: zombie Jimmy Dudley at March 04, 2026 01:30 PM (3sXRv)
"They have sent out a WHIP notice instructing Democrats to vote down Homeland Security funding. I ought to drop the mic right here and walk out of this room!"
"Democrats will fund tomorrow NOT to fund mission-critical operations!"
@SpeakerJohnson
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)
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Well, the House will pass it anyway, and it's just political posturing.
Which should play kind of badly with most people except those that write large checks to the DNC, of which there are increasingly few in number.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:31 PM (GBKbO)
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
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3h
🚨 BREAKING: The House Ethics Committee has launched an INVESTIGATION into Rep. Tony Gonzales’ improper affairs, “coincidentally” ONE DAY after his primary
How convenient! They did their best to protect Gonzales, but Brandon Herrera STILL got more votes.
LET’S GO BRANDON! 🇺🇸🔥
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Democrat Ventriloquist Dummy at March 04, 2026 01:31 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2026 01:31 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 01:32 PM (3BwY8)
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The Republican Primary Race for the United States Senate in the Great State of Texas, a State I LOVE and won 3 times in Record Numbers (the HIGHEST vote ever recorded, by far!!!), cannot, for the good of the Party, and our Country, itself, be allowed to go on any longer. IT MUST STOP NOW! We have an easy to beat, Radical Left Opponent, and we have to TOTALLY FOCUS on putting him away, quickly and decisively! Both John and Ken ran great races, but not good enough. Now, this one, must be PERFECT! My Endorsements within the Republican Party have been virtually insurmountable! It is such an honor to realize and say that almost everyone I Endorse WINS, and wins by a lot, especially in Texas! I will be making my Endorsement soon, and will be asking the candidate that I don’t Endorse to immediately DROP OUT OF THE RACE! Is that fair? We must win in November!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
https://is.gd/22CQ6L
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 01:32 PM (bfM3F)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2026 01:31 PM (AlhUl)
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Jasmine Crockett lost because white progressives in Austin are afraid of a strong black, independent woman who speaks her mind. They think the black vote should sit down and shut up during primary voting and just turn out like chattel in the general election to vote in favor of whomever the white progressives have chosen to be the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 01:33 PM (MFAsx)
I figured as much
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:34 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:31 PM
I want to see video of the first time he gets on the House floor and addresses the House as "You sexy YouTube motherlovers."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:35 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Sid at March 04, 2026 01:35 PM (X1vEy)
Sit this one out Donnie.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2026 01:35 PM (JXVa7)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (e5WJR)
Sit this one out Donnie.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2026 01:35 PM (JXVa7)
Doesn't sound like he's going to...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:33 PM
Given their track record of doing just that, why should the white progressives think differently?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (3BwY8)
I don't know, I kind of like the system our county has, where they have to scan your government-issued picture ID into the system, and then they hand you your paper ballot.
Means that somebody has to have stolen your ID to vote under your name.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:33 PM (GBKbO)
Who you tellin'?
Posted by: Winsome Sears at March 04, 2026 01:37 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:37 PM (e5WJR)
He is toast.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)
Bad choice of words in this case
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:37 PM (I7RJN)
He is toast.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)
Bad choice of words in this case
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:37 PM (I7RJN)
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Or...the perfect words...?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:38 PM (GBKbO)
ulls string::
Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 01:38 PM (cXw3b)
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Meh. Trump isn't perfect, and voters are free to pay more attention to Cornyn's record than random endorsements.
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 01:39 PM (vSvIl)
He is toast.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:37 PM
If you haven't gone to Herrera's EweToob channel and seen the video he put out about this last week, you should. Brutal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:39 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:39 PM (I7RJN)
That Thing That Never Happens in Your Mouth Happened Again
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:40 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 01:41 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2026 01:41 PM (V7158)
The part where he looks at the camera and reads the text that says: 'Anal?', that is Peak Youtube.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 01:41 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:41 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:41 PM (e5WJR)
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Anonymous sources!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 04, 2026 01:42 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: It's me donna
This is being floated in leftwing mags. Atlantic and now Politico. Neither have been very good at predicting what Trump does or does not do. My guess is Cornyn operatives are doing this. Right now, I suspect Trump has more things on his mind than endorsing an old GOPe type months before the election. He seems to be cagier than that on past endorsements.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 01:42 PM (Dv3i1)
He is toast.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:37 PM
If you haven't gone to Herrera's EweToob channel and seen the video he put out about this last week, you should. Brutal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:39 PM (bFu5X)
________
The texts are here:
https://tinyurl.com/2em6ebbv
Just wow. I think it's dumb and inappropriate for a politician to sext with subordinates even if it's consensual. But Gonzales was trying to force himself on an clearly unwilling woman. Gross.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:44 PM (e5WJR)
>>>>>>Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
Dude, give it a rest.
Posted by: Same Old at March 04, 2026 01:44 PM (vhT+g)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:45 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 01:45 PM (fyPzL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 01:45 PM (wVcYX)
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Twice in the back of the head.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:45 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:46 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:45 PM (GD0B3)
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Trump put out an actual statement, you know.
And it's not endorsing Cornyn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:46 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Fleetwood Mac at March 04, 2026 01:46 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:45 PM (GD0B3)
The third place Candidate I believe probably drew from Paxton... Has he endorsed either ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:46 PM (I7RJN)
Means that somebody has to have stolen your ID to vote under your name.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
You can do that but the registration, signature, etc. needs to be on paper, not electronic. Anything electronic can be altered with no trace. Paper, not so much--you either have to vanish it by shredding etc. but that raises immediate red flags, or you have to clumsily alter paper documents like precinct sign in sheets. Makes it much more difficult and requires a dispersed fraud op versus a centralized one. And makes it harder to do their ballot drops of anonymous ballots onto central counting stations by creating a voter id, erasing a voter id, after the ballots are counted. Plenty of evidence that is the case now. PA in 2020 200k more votes than registered voters for example or Fulton County with 120 percent turnout of registered voters which shows the same thing. Anonymous fake ballots inserted that have no voter attached to them.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:47 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 04, 2026 01:47 PM (JRP2U)
@spectatorindex 27m
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
Posted by: It's me donna
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If he owes money, he will probably endorse whichever candidate pays off his campaign debts. Endorsements though rarely matter from other candidates especially when the time between primary and runoff is nearly 2 months away. May 26th.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Same Old at March 04, 2026 01:44 PM (vhT+g)
"Not gonna happen." - that guy who always knows the Blade never gives it a rest.
Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (V7158)
@spectatorindex 27m
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
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Communism works only when subsidized by America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (NQi1o)
@spectatorindex 27m
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
De electrons no move.
Posted by: It's Physics! at March 04, 2026 01:49 PM (wVcYX)
I'm trying to believe that there's any point to voting in elections in California. And failing.
Manufacturing votes is a seasonal industry in this state. Millions of ballots. This clown made his thievery impossible to ignore. The rest will get away with it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 01:49 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Same Old at March 04, 2026 01:44 PM (vhT+g)
"Not gonna happen." - that guy who always knows the Blade never gives it a rest.
Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (V715
Right?
Posted by: The girl who's fucking tired of the Blade being first every time at March 04, 2026 01:49 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 04, 2026 01:50 PM (BnDlA)
I'm trying to believe that there's any point to voting in elections in California. And failing.
Manufacturing votes is a seasonal industry in this state. Millions of ballots. This clown made his thievery impossible to ignore. The rest will get away with it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 01:49 PM (azNOR)
I vote here anyway .. At least I'm never disapointed
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:50 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: garrett
WHAT'S THE CHANNEL NAME!?¿??!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 04, 2026 01:50 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: It's Physics! at March 04, 2026 01:49 PM
Well, it's hard to get amped up around here these days.
Posted by: De electrons at March 04, 2026 01:51 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:31 PM
I want to see video of the first time he gets on the House floor and addresses the House as "You sexy YouTube motherlovers."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:35 PM (bFu5X)
+1
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Believe That of Every Woman, So Sue Me. at March 04, 2026 01:52 PM (nsUkS)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:50 PM
Ace only wishes he could say the same.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 01:53 PM (G0Snx)
* makes, how you say, 'call me' sign *
Posted by: Paolo at March 04, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: weew at March 04, 2026 01:53 PM (S4IL1)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 04, 2026 01:53 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 01:54 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 01:54 PM (Gh3UR)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 01:53 PM
It depends on what the definition of 'relied on' is.
Posted by: GOPe at March 04, 2026 01:54 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
You are definitely up to speed.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 01:55 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2026 01:36 PM (n5tGW)
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The Wifey frequently brings up the Tina Peters still being imprisoned issue.
My response is always the same: "Why hasn't Trump sent in Seal Team Six to break her out?!?!?!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 01:55 PM (EAFL2)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)
Damn! If the woman's widower were to shoot Gonzales dead, I would deem it to be justifiable homicide if I were on the jury.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 01:56 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: It's me donna
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If he owes money, he will probably endorse whichever candidate pays off his campaign debts. Endorsements though rarely matter from other candidates especially when the time between primary and runoff is nearly 2 months away. May 26th.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)
Wesley Hunt, currently TX-38 congresscritter. Haven't heard of him lobbing any endorsements around like a scimitar from a lad in a pond.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 01:57 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: It's Physics! at March 04, 2026 01:49 PM
Well, it's hard to get amped up around here these days.
Posted by: De electrons at March 04, 2026 01:51 PM (0sNs1)
Current events
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 04, 2026 01:57 PM (JRP2U)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Believe That of Every Woman, So Sue Me
She is America's bossy big sister.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 04, 2026 01:57 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 01:57 PM (Y1sOo)
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM
Somebody tripped over the extension cord and pulled it out of the wall.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
John Cornyn votes with President Trump 99% of the time. -- John Cornyn
It'd probably be fine if you picked a different 1%, you backstabbing piece of shit. -- Texas voters
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 01:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Al Notsharpton at March 04, 2026 01:58 PM (GxK4/)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 01:57 PM (Y1sOo
I bet we know where the new Ayatollah is too...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:58 PM (I7RJN)
they're like +40 Karens in demographics
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 04, 2026 01:53 PM (REq0p)
Maybe they're not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 01:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
You just don't have the balls to handle a strong woman!!!!
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at March 04, 2026 01:58 PM (JCZqz)
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
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Did they try turning it off and back on again?
Posted by: AoSHQ Help Desk at March 04, 2026 01:59 PM (ESVrU)
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM
Somebody tripped over the extension cord and pulled it out of the wall.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
Just kidding!
Posted by: Johnny at March 04, 2026 01:59 PM (wVcYX)
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
They should check the fuse box
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:59 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2026 01:59 PM (V7158)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 01:57 PM (Y1sOo
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Running around a battle space on god mode is fun for a while, but it does get boring eventually...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 02:00 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Some Moron at March 04, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)
If you have to bang your own steno pool, your game is shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2026 01:59 PM (V715
Kind of like the dryer
Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2026 02:00 PM (V7158)
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
They should check the fuse box
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:59 PM (I7RJN)
Don't Anybody Move!
Posted by: Old Man Parker at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (wVcYX)
- Yea
- Nay
- Present
A 4th button lights up to indicate the vote is open.
This whole bit about voter ID and whatnot is pure horseshit. I mean, you could be like the Blade and be first in line and just fingerbang the Y or N button 100 times to tilt the vote in your favor.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (jtM2q)
The Republican Primary Race for the United States Senate in the Great State of Texas, a State I LOVE and won 3 times in Record Numbers (the HIGHEST vote ever recorded, by far!!!), cannot, for the good of the Party, and our Country, itself, be allowed to go on any longer. IT MUST STOP NOW! We have an easy to beat, Radical Left Opponent, and we have to TOTALLY FOCUS on putting him away, quickly and decisively! Both John and Ken ran great races, but not good enough. Now, this one, must be PERFECT! My Endorsements within the Republican Party have been virtually insurmountable! It is such an honor to realize and say that almost everyone I Endorse WINS, and wins by a lot, especially in Texas! I will be making my Endorsement soon, and will be asking the candidate that I don’t Endorse to immediately DROP OUT OF THE RACE! Is that fair? We must win in November!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (pKr8Y)
So, you wonder if part of the calculus in DC GOP leadership is Trump trading off his endorsement for the SAVE act vote. That might be enough to get Mitch on board if not Murcow, Collins, or Curtis.
Loser of the endorsement gets a guarantee to an high level federal appointment.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Classic Seinfeld at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (GxK4/)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)
Prosecutors in San Joaquin County accused Khan and his two brothers, Zakir Khan and Mohammed Khan, of running illegal internet gambling hubs at two of his business.
So a councilman and smoke shop owner, who - allegedly intimidated residents — all of whom were members of the city’s Pakistani community — into voting for him.
But he also had 22 charges related to false claims filed with the California Employment Development Department regarding COVID-19 reimbursements, and more from illegal gambling operation and money laundering.
County jail, allowed to work for restitution and to support family. A further 8-year state prison sentence stayed but t may be imposed if Khan violates supervision.
Great. Looks like restorative justice in action.
BTW, a legal citizen?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:02 PM (NFX2v)
There are very few men who would argue with a woman who actually said what she wanted for dinner.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:02 PM (ExV1e)
Loser of the endorsement gets a guarantee to an high level federal appointment.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
I was thinking something like that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 02:02 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
It sucks, but this is important enough to shell out the 30 to get the little shit to do what he should anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
Just kidding!
Posted by: Johnny at March 04, 2026 01:59 PM (wVcYX)
LOL
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Airplane References! at March 04, 2026 02:03 PM (B0t/V)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 02:03 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
I think they finally ran out of oil for the plants powering their grid. It was predicted a week or so back when Mexico and Pemex decided not to send any in Venezuela's place
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:03 PM (rbvCR)
If you have to bang your own steno pool, your game is shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:00 PM (zZu0s)
No, he did bang her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 02:04 PM (8zz6B)
"Trump Broke Them: The President Will Attend His First White House Correspondents' Dinner"
[Includes his embedded & entertaining Truth Social post]
https://is.gd/XuWlGL
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 02:04 PM (EAFL2)
I know, it's because they can't produce electricity.
They have actually reached the punchline of a joke
"What did communists use for light before candles? Electricity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 02:04 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (jtM2q)
Given that it actually records the vote as YOUR vote, that would be less successful than you're imagining.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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My guess is about 20-25 percent fraud in mail in ballot states either via paid harvesters getting blank ballots from real people and filling them out for real people (often paid with gift cards) or pristine ballots filled out for fake, dead, and moved, voter registrants. The later and later counting dates certainly are mostly fraudulent and fake ballots at that time simply because the Dems know how many ballots they need to win and keep counting until they get them.
Scotus ruling that ballots have to be received by election day would be a big deterrent to that sort of cheating.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
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I don't have an alibi!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 02:05 PM (ESVrU)
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
Have they tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2026 02:06 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 02:06 PM (gKWVE)
Mr. President. You CAN spare this man. He plumb doesn't fight. Well, except as directed by the Kentucky Turtle and against those outside of the UniParty coalition. But other than that, he's a solid mewling quim.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 02:06 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:06 PM (C5K3W)
I keep sayin', getting into local governance is now the modus. Conservatives need to start doing it. I talked in another post about the empty Fresno City Council seat now up for grabs, the runners being Mohamed, Ariela, Shakir*, and Rene Campos**, who is literally a registered sex offender and who argues, "You are not your past."
*not exact names
**exact name
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:07 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 02:07 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
It sucks, but this is important enough to shell out the 30 to get the little shit to do what he should anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Mebbe. Sometimes presidents can get too clever by half in endorsement games. FWIW, Cornyn and Mitch were friends when Cornyn was in the leadership (had Thune's position previously) and Mitch's staffers are probably looking to jump ship to a new guy too. His staffers are running the office and Mitch today gave strong endorsement to Trump's Iran strikes on the floor of the Senate.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)
Sit this one out Donnie.
Posted by: Oddbob
Doesn't sound like he's going to...
Posted by: It's me donna
It's impossible
Tell the sun to leave the sky
It's just impossible
It's impossible
Ask a baby not to cry
It's just impossible
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 02:07 PM (Cqx++)
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
Luuuucy!! You got some 'splainin' to do!!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 04, 2026 02:07 PM (wtvvX)
We are dusting off the oldies!
I love the fuck out of this administration.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:07 PM (zZu0s)
BREAKING: Two-thirds of Cuba hit by electricity blackout, cause not yet known.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)
I assume that the egalitarian leaders of the totally class-free Cuba are among the people without electricity.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 02:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 02:01 PM (jtM2q)
Given that it actually records the vote as YOUR vote, that would be less successful than you're imagining.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:04 PM (ExV1e)
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I didn't articulate that it would allow that if it did not require the ID card to vote.
Which is the stance the Democrats and Republicans who are against voter ID have.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 02:08 PM (jtM2q)
*not exact names
**exact name
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:07 PM (pAy1S)
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I wonder how many people run for office to:
1) Give themselves immunity for past misdeeds
2) Get in on a whole new industry of crime.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 02:09 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 02:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 02:07 PM (HXT0k)
We don't question your hobbies. -- Democrats
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:09 PM (ExV1e)
Or write in your own name.
It's your vote, have some fun with it. It's not like your one vote makes a difference anyway.
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2026 02:09 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 04, 2026 02:09 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:09 PM (NFX2v)
All the world's problems seem quite small compared to this atrocity
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 02:10 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 04, 2026 02:09 PM (NYInA)
I actually endorse this one without modification. (Except I would swap Shaka khan and Khan Noonian Singh.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:11 PM (zZu0s)
All the world's problems seem quite small compared to this atrocity
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
Unfortunately in English, Adverse Possession is the way we get new words.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)
All the world's problems seem quite small compared to this atrocity
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
Is it defined as really, really, lacking in regard?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 02:08 PM (gKWVE)
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Cornyn's already a co-sponsor.
It's not about his individual support.
If the SAVE act is part of this, it's to get holdouts on the process (which might include Cornyn) on board with the talking filibuster. "I'll back one of yours if you just get this thing done."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
It happens more often than you think. Owners just abandon an old ship and disappear.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:11 PM (C5K3W)
All the world's problems seem quite small compared to this atrocity
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
Unfortunately in English, Adverse Possession is the way we get new words.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)
Supposibly, yes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 02:12 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 04, 2026 02:12 PM (cS1cw)
um... because it's Cuba and a day ending in y?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 02:12 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:11 PM (C5K3W)
I just think it's cool as hell we lit on off in anger.
Now do nukes. Come on!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:12 PM (zZu0s)
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I'm your huckleberry.
Oh, I thought you said *Librarian* war lords. Sorry.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 04, 2026 02:13 PM (fVXtb)
1) Give themselves immunity for past misdeeds
2) Get in on a whole new industry of crime.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Pennsylvania has implemented a "Ban the Box" policy (Fair Chance Hiring) for state jobs, removing criminal history questions from initial applications to focus on qualifications first Backgrounds Online.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:13 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:13 PM (NFX2v)
I bet that improves the quality of the state income tax agency and their lottery new-hires
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Unless the guy has decided that he needs to make her feel insecure and suggests she get a salad instead of whatever she actually wanted.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 02:15 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 02:16 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
And I would be fine with that. I would accept Trump's endorsement of Cornyn with humility. And I would vote for Paxton in the runoff.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:16 PM (ExV1e)
All the world's problems seem quite small compared to this atrocity
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
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Modern dictionaries have abandoned their gatekeeper role. If a word is misused enough, it joins the canon. (See also: enormity).
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 04, 2026 02:16 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: Kindltot
A win for the unions!!
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:16 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: screaming in digital
I'm in. Eulalie Shinn and the other ladies of River City need some comeuppance.
Posted by: Marian Paroo at March 04, 2026 02:18 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 04, 2026 02:16 PM (NYInA)
And we're all impacted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:18 PM (ExV1e)
It's not about his individual support.
If the SAVE act is part of this, it's to get holdouts on the process (which might include Cornyn) on board with the talking filibuster. "I'll back one of yours if you just get this thing done."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think the leverage would be Mitch and his staffers running him. Mitch and Cornyn were personal friends when Cornyn was whip and later head of Senate Campaign Fund.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)
It's not about his individual support.
If the SAVE act is part of this, it's to get holdouts on the process (which might include Cornyn) on board with the talking filibuster. "I'll back one of yours if you just get this thing done."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
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I could see Trump doing this. Get the Save Act to my desk and I will endorse you.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 02:18 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 02:19 PM (diia5)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:16 PM (NFX2v)
For some reason SEIU is 100% behind supporting Newsom's redistricting in CA
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:19 PM (rbvCR)
Stay in your lane assholes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:20 PM (C5K3W)
29 years ago Internet blind date with what turned out to be a fat girl to a buffet restaurant. She kept going back to the trough. Behind her back a waiter rolled his eyes.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 02:20 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)
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The stuff I've read is resistance to the actual debate because of BS concerns about amendments.
Final amendment is all that matters.
"I'll play nice if you get past this stupid BS and just do the SAVE Act."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:18 PM (ExV1e)
Fiber. And drink more water.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 02:20 PM (Kt19C)
Note that Commissar does not say it wasn't a successful date.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: screaming in digital
I'm in. Eulalie Shinn and the other ladies of River City need some comeuppance.
Posted by: Marian Paroo
"Count de Monet," you devil!
Thanks for the laughs. A little crabby around here for only a Tuesday.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:21 PM (NFX2v)
Oh, I thought you said *Librarian* war lords. Sorry.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 04, 2026 02:13 PM
The Librarian War Lord uniform consists of long hair in a bun, nice blouse, single string of pearls, tight skirt, hose, and at least 4" heels, correct?
Lie if you must.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 02:21 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:18 PM (ExV1e)
Fiber. And drink more water.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:20 PM (rbvCR)
Then work it out with a pencil.
Posted by: Accountant Jokes R Us at March 04, 2026 02:21 PM (wVcYX)
Lie if you must.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 02:21 PM (0sNs1)
You left off glasses. Gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:22 PM (zZu0s)
Lie if you must.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 02:21 PM (0sNs1)
Sadly for the men of the horde, AAA breasts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 02:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:22 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
but prevent the silos from inhibiting crosstalk which affects ultimate QA goals
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 02:23 PM (wBaIH)
I thought that honor belonged to Stockton
Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 02:23 PM (cXw3b)
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Today, US House commitee meeting,
Jim Jordan: "How many times last year, 2025, were your detainers not honored?"
Kristi: "17,864 detainers were DECLINED."
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)
I was lucky to leave there without her eating my shoes.
She was, how you say, trigglypuffesque.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:22 PM (rbvCR)
Here are 15 new parallel communication channels to report the same thing. Use the ones you feel like.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:22 PM
You are correct. I thought about them initially, but apparently my fingers didn't get the message.
* kicks dirt *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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John Fogerty's song sums it up. "Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again".
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)
She was, how you say, trigglypuffesque.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (Kt19C)
Not all wins are equal, true.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (rbvCR)
Lie if you must.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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You forgot the cardigan!
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (fVXtb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg
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Classic Blackadder III episode with Dr. Samuel Johnson comes to mind here.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:26 PM (E4rtv)
Lie if you must.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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You forgot the cardigan!
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (fVXtb)
Bailey Quarters!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 02:27 PM (wVcYX)
Thanks for the laughs. A little crabby around here for only a Tuesday.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 02:21 PM (NFX2v)
I'm glad one landed. Thank you!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 02:28 PM (wVcYX)
Final amendment is all that matters.
"I'll play nice if you get past this stupid BS and just do the SAVE Act."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Eh, I think the real issue is that cheating exists in some GOP states in primaries and the GOPe types want to preserve that ability to win close primary races.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:28 PM (E4rtv)
Shaka Khan? Lodi? Well, I guess that's what was on his commercial trucker's license. May want to look into Lodi's elections, too.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 02:28 PM (MJOSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
Karen Resourcé is nightmare fuel
Karen Resorcé
@hr_unhinged
Mar 2
I heard a rhythmic clatter coming from the junior dev's desk.
He was typing. Fast.
Too fast.
I approached and asked why he was attacking the keyboard with such ferocity.
He said he was "in the zone" and pushing a hotfix.
I told him that audible intensity creates a hostile acoustic environment for those of us trying to ideate.
He stopped and asked if he should type slower.
I said speed is fine, but the impact felt personal.
It sounded like he was angry at the computer.
I logged "aggressive peripheral interface" in his soft skills assessment.
Then I replaced his mechanical keyboard with a rubber membrane one from 2004.
Mushy keys build character.
Mar 2, 2026 · 9:16 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
but prevent the silos from inhibiting crosstalk which affects ultimate QA goals
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:22 PM (rbvCR)
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You got your Paradigm Shifts, Pair Programming, and Scrums in my Total Quality Management and Metric Death Marches!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (IIPhg)
Mushy keys build character.
Mar 2, 2026 · 9:16 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (rbvCR)
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I remember reading a newspaper article in Silicon Valley mid-80s during college while working as a computer operator.
The article was about the strains & stress of married Tech Couples leading to a high rate of divorce.
I'll never forget one of the quotes: "He was a poor peripheral and we did not interface well."
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (IIPhg)
The article was about the strains & stress of married Tech Couples leading to a high rate of divorce.
I'll never forget one of the quotes: "He was a poor peripheral and we did not interface well."
Posted by: ShainS
He kept trying to put Tab A into Slot C instead of where it belonged. Which was Slot B. IYKWIMAIKTYD.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 02:57 PM (pKr8Y)
Stephen Colbert's Election Interference Stunt/Hoax Works as the Democrat Establishment Fights Dirty to Block a Proud Black Woman from Attaining Higher Office
The Free Beacon's top Anti-Racism Reporter, Andrew Stiles, reports on the disgusting White Supremacy Plot to deny the Democrat senate nomination to the feisty, capable, Proud Black Woman Jasmine Ratchet (whom he erroneously calls Jasmine "Crockett," for some reason).
Mess in Texas: Billionaire-Backed Talarico Shrugs Off Racism Scandal To Steal Senate Nod From Jasmine Crockett The media and Democratic elites got what they wanted: an unemployed black woman. Andrew StilesEyepatch John McCain also lost, but that wasn't due to racism. That was due to Able-ism. We were able to kick his ass to the curb, so we did.
March 4, 2026
James Talarico pulled off what is sure to be a controversial upset on Tuesday, defeating Jasmine Crockett in the Texas Democratic Senate primary. It was a contest marred by bitter infighting. Talarico faced credible accusations of racism, but still prevailed thanks to a billionaire-funded, establishment-approved, and media-facilitated push to brand Crockett as "unelectable." Many considered that code for black and proud. Journalists and other Democratic elites fawned over Talarico, a state lawmaker with the looks and demeanor of a fifth-grade boy giving an oral report for extra credit. They adored his "aw shucks, why can't we all just get along?" routine. In glowing profile after glowing profile, they marveled at his Christianity-themed rhetoric. (He once declared that "God is non-binary" while arguing that men should be allowed to compete in women's sports.) Former president Barack Obama called him a "terrific, talented young man." He was Beto O'Rourke 2.0--a new and improved version of the liberal darling who could "finally turn Texas blue" by appealing to normal Americans. Meanwhile, a billionaire-funded super PAC linked to Talarico--who repeatedly assailed the influence of billionaire-funded super PACs--relentlessly attacked Crockett on the airwaves. The Lone Star Rising PAC, started by a longtime friend of Talarico just days before the candidate launched his Senate campaign, spent millions on negative ads against Crockett over the past few weeks. LinkedIn founder and Jeffrey Epstein pal Reid Hoffman was among the billionaires who bankrolled the super PAC, along with hedge fund titans Stephen Mandel and Mark Heising. The group also received millions via the same "dark money" networks Talarico had promised to ban via "anti-corruption" legislation.
I can’t believe that this didn’t work. pic.twitter.com/8EcGKcPJPV
— 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧 (@michael_texan) March 4, 2026
This was an actual Crockett ad
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 4, 2026
She just lost her primary
Lmao
Bye Jasmine! pic.twitter.com/CRPcPKCQWe
TALARICO: "Trans children are made in God's own image... They are perfect, they are beautiful, and they are sacred."
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 4, 2026
He said this after the Texas House passed a bill banning men from women's sports. pic.twitter.com/N4Je6qCEn8
TALARICO: "Our trans community needs abortion care too."
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 4, 2026
This is the guy the Democrats think is going to flip Texas blue. pic.twitter.com/UVMU5VyIlT
James Talarico’s woke Billy Graham shtick has the same function as Tim Walz’s trans-affirming Elmer Fudd persona. Democrats desperately want a rural/religious-coded white male who can make their most unpopular positions seem American as apple pie.https://t.co/KSRbuNEeP1 pic.twitter.com/rpshvWZImx
— Matthew Schmitz (@matthewschmitz) March 4, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Clay at March 04, 2026 12:20 PM (xvY1i)
As I said last night: 'Is the situation with the J6 guys any less fucking complicated you fucking moral coward?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)
I'm not going near that man if there is a cloud in the sky.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 12:22 PM (svLOV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (jtM2q)
He is shaped weirdly for an adult human male.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)
No, they're literally REJECTING G-d's own image, to make an idol of themselves, you f***ing Pharisee!
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:24 PM (3wOGw)
Maybe Marx did get one thing right: First as tragedy, second as farce...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 12:24 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 12:24 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:25 PM (iFEms)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 12:25 PM (GZYu7)
He can now go off and get some K-Street or "Think Tank" make work job for good little GOPe soldiers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 12:25 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Ands he also lost his primary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)
I have to say that Toth looks like a typical smarmy pol. Crenshaw was at least memorable.
Posted by: Pete at March 04, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 12:26 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 12:26 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:26 PM (GBKbO)
Hahahahahaha, never mind, that would have failed, too. Adios you insufferable !#@%@#
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 04, 2026 12:27 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 04, 2026 12:27 PM (bNf8H)
That assumes he has a wide range of topical posts in the can and he just does a little update. I think his job is harder than that.
Posted by: Pete at March 04, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)
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FCC Announces Stephen Colbert Must Give Equal Time To Comedy
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 12:28 PM (FXNzP)
It’s like they don’t understand Christianity at all and are using it as a front.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:28 PM (iFEms)
oh, wait, nevermind....
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at March 04, 2026 12:28 PM (Iwv3U)
Because we're guys and that's how we roll.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 12:28 PM (/IU3q)
Jesus wept.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (Y8DZL)
That assumes he has a wide range of topical posts in the can and he just does a little update. I think his job is harder than that.
Posted by: Pete at March 04, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)
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We would become a blog all about movies, boobs, and guns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: MJ at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (ehY6c)
It's a trans-American trans-apple trans-pie...don't touch it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (ynpvh)
In the primary, he got 823K votes of the 1.927M cast. In the run off, he got 633K out of 931K.
This is like special election turnout. TX doesn't show for the run offs anymore than anyone else does for special elections. So, in a run off, it's a different ball game for who can win b/c you'll have half as many voters as the primary, probably at best. And those voters will be older, whiter, and more female...b/c women vote more than men.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (tOcjL)
My polling has Talarico down just 2% from a generic Republican opponent!!!!
Posted by: J. Ann Selzer at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (eOFY+)
By tricking them into thinking the GOP thought Crockett was the weakest via the "endorsement?"
I mean, tranny men need abortions?
It's right up there at the top of "insane shit even Dem voters hate"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (VMvs1)
This guy, he gets it. This is basically what I've been screaming from the rooftops. They want a normal-appearing white guy, or perhaps a white woman (look at recent governor elections).
As I've been saying, if the Dums had a middle-aged or older white guy who wasn't a repulsive clown, he would win the Dum nomination in 2028 in a walk.
The nauseatingly pandering (and racist) "Black Girl Magic" is over or at least reeling, if it ever really was a thing.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: MJ at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (XOmY9)
By ignoring cognitive dissonance...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (iFEms)
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (53oGX)
My polling has Talarico down just 2% from a generic Republican opponent!!!!
Posted by: J. Ann Selzer at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (JCZqz)
35 Abbot won and Cornyn will probably win his run off. The Californication of Texas is complete.
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (cpys
Wow, it is not just that we manage to set our hair on fire, but we do it in different colors!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)
That assumes he has a wide range of topical posts in the can and he just does a little update. I think his job is harder than that.
Posted by: Pete at March 04, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)
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I know he has multiple posts ready to go - because you cannot put out the volume of posts he does without having a a bunch of drafts pretty close. And trust me, I know how hard that is. Because he has to write about stuff that really doesn't excite him sometimes I imagine, but will excite part of his audience. I write for fun, and it is hard. He's writing for money, it's harder.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 12:31 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:31 PM (iFEms)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (jtM2q)
He is shaped weirdly for an adult human male.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
He's so dreamy! I wonder if he can skateboard and play guitar like Beto, too!?!?!?
Posted by: No Straight Woman Ever at March 04, 2026 12:31 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:31 PM (tOcjL)
Right you are sir! All children are beautiful. It's their mentally unstable and mostly retarded parents that push this shit on an innocent who are hideous and evil.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 12:31 PM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 04, 2026 12:32 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (jtM2q)
He is shaped weirdly for an adult human male.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
He's so dreamy! I wonder if he can skateboard and play guitar like Beto, too!?!?!?
Posted by: No Straight Woman Ever at March 04, 2026 12:31 PM (JCZqz)
No, but he'll eat the "avocados" Beta offers him...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 12:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie at March 04, 2026 12:32 PM (oftw2)
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Shooting For Love?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (FXNzP)
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Death of a Salesman?
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 12:32 PM (FXNzP)
As I've been saying, if the Dums had a middle-aged or older white guy who wasn't a repulsive clown, he would win the Dum nomination in 2028 in a walk.
The nauseatingly pandering (and racist) "Black Girl Magic" is over or at least reeling, if it ever really was a thing.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
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Have you seen pictures of Talarico? Weird looking dude.
White guys only gain prominence in the Democrat party because they get ignored by larger media, are deeply corrupt, or are parodies of men at this point.
They don't have anyone, and when the white dudes say shit like "God is non-binary" the skin color and genitals don't matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:32 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 12:32 PM (o0Ud6)
Posted by: Paul at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (aVf49)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
The GOP are a collection of professional retards. So, no. It's just that the Dems are a collection of barely functional psychopaths.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (diia5)
Right you are sir! All children are beautiful. It's their mentally unstable and mostly retarded parents that push this shit on an innocent who are hideous and evil.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 12:31 PM (2J/Lj)
No child is born transgender, no cat is vegan.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
https://x.com/C_3C_3/status/2029170449196736642
I think Ratchet might have been a better candidate, tbh
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (GBKbO)
And sammiches!
Posted by: Nazdar at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (NcvvS)
I'm no Texan, and I don't understand their schizophrenic politics. It's basically a foreign country to me.
But I prefer Crockett to Talarico, and not because she's easier to beat. It's because *anyone* can win an election, anywhere in this country, by hook or crook, and she's just a run of the mill grifter, whereas he is a demon. Not just possessed by a demon, but the real deal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: pookysgirl, keeping tabs on things at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (Wt5PA)
My polling has Talarico down just 2% from a generic Republican opponent!!!!
Posted by: J. Ann Selzer at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (JCZqz)
Fox News has just called the race for the Dems.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 12:34 PM (xT8gx)
Just in case you wanted this very important update on my life.
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 12:34 PM (2UJ+q)
Because we're guys and that's how we roll.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)
If that was the case, he'd post nonstop Disney threads.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:34 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 12:34 PM (NpAcC)
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Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 12:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:35 PM (iFEms)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (iFEms)
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*does his part to keep thread boob free*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 12:35 PM (RIvkX)
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Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
Unfortunately, you are describing Roy Cooper.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2026 12:35 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 12:34 PM (2UJ+q)
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Housework is now your profession?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurkder in marginal standing at March 04, 2026 12:35 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: Todd Packer at March 04, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)
I'm no Texan, and I don't understand their schizophrenic politics. It's basically a foreign country to me.
But I prefer Crockett to Talarico, and not because she's easier to beat. It's because *anyone* can win an election, anywhere in this country, by hook or crook, and she's just a run of the mill grifter, whereas he is a demon. Not just possessed by a demon, but the real deal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM (BI5O2)
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The state has a very large contingent of corporate Republicans who started in politics as Democrats in the 80s. From voters to politicians.
My read is that that contingent is slowly dying out, and most of the imports from other states are more interested in offending Democrats than playing nice with them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (uA11f)
Have you seen the video of Starmer hitting a punching bag? That's the Colbertian level of performance we could expect.
https://is.gd/mfw4p9
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Marcus T
They insist that being judgmental is the deadliest sin of any Christian but since they don't believe, they can be as judgmental as they want.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (svLOV)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Is it too much to hope that Johnson has a hand in this to keep him cooperative through the end of his term?
Posted by: Clay at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (xvY1i)
One thing is you don't go trying to brand yourself as a "low IQ individual" because it will work.
When Trump did the garbage thing he didn't dress up as garbage or complain that they called his people garbage. He got in a garbage truck and drove it. That flipped the script entirely because it showed the namecallers for the uppity people they were and he didn't have to say a word.
You can't just put yourself in a commercial and keep repeating that you're a low IQ individual - or that's what you will be. Even if you are trying to imply that it's "racist". Dumbass. Then again only a low IQ individual would think it was a good idea.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (e5WJR)
Right you are sir! All children are beautiful. It's their mentally unstable and mostly retarded parents that push this shit on an innocent who are hideous and evil.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
They sure are beautiful. I'm touching myself right now thinking about them!
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (JCZqz)
"That can't be true! It must have been the racism. Let's run a white guy to say it."
Lol
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (VMvs1)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (zuIfz)
The GOP LBGTQ+ outreach needs your support! Each dollar you donate yada yada...
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 12:37 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (jtM2q)
That is one weird looking guy.
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 12:37 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 12:37 PM (xT8gx)
If trans children are made in God's image, then why do they have to cut off body parts
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 12:37 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (0Htd1)
"That can't be true! It must have been the racism. Let's run a white guy to say it."
Lol
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (VMvs1)
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They suppressed their 2024 autopsy of the election for a reason.
Probably a host of reasons.
That ad being one of them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (GBKbO)
Is Talaraco teh Gey?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (IifOV)
The nauseatingly pandering (and racist) "Black Girl Magic" is over or at least reeling, if it ever really was a thing.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
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Have you seen pictures of Talarico? Weird looking dude.
White guys only gain prominence in the Democrat party because they get ignored by larger media, are deeply corrupt, or are parodies of men at this point.
They don't have anyone, and when the white dudes say shit like "God is non-binary" the skin color and genitals don't matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:32 PM (GBKbO)
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Lotsa powerful white men in the Democrap party. More on the way. Talerico was a nobody who smashed a nationally-known supposed super-heroine who the media fingered for presidential material.
The fact that white men in the Democrap party are weirdos or corrupt or parodies only tracks the party writ large: they're all weirdos or corrupt or parodies.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Not talking about migration or demographics.
I'm talking about my belief that he is a demon, or golem, or rakshasa. or djinn or whatever you want to call it. He makes my hair stand on end.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Marcus T
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*does his part to keep thread boob free*
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 12:39 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 12:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: MJ at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM
Talarico's divine mystery. It's a mystery to me how anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of the Bible can buy his bullshit.
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2026 12:40 PM (98kQX)
In campaign photos she certainly looks much more like a normal person than Talarico.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 04, 2026 12:40 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: pookysgirl, keeping tabs on things at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM
Not only that, but this time he got more votes than Gonzales in the primary. Given how close he came in the '24 runoff, this bodes well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 12:40 PM (bFu5X)
The fact that white men in the Democrap party are weirdos or corrupt or parodies only tracks the party writ large: they're all weirdos or corrupt or parodies.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
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Which makes their ability to "code" to working class men...really suspect.
Every effort just drives the working class away more because each effort feels like a parody and mockery.
Tim Walz was supposed to a working class hero. Tim fucking Walz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2026 12:40 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Wally at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (pduCL)
Crockett blames Republicans for a Democrat controlled county interfering with voting in the democrat primary?
Hey she should support the SAVE act.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (IifOV)
https://is.gd/mfw4p9
Posted by: Archimedes
How embarrassing! What a fag!
https://tinyurl.com/3wjzsf95
Posted by: Obama pumping iron at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (JCZqz)
Is Talaraco teh Gey?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (IifOV)
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Mid-30s. Unmarried. No kids.
And, most importantly. Democrat.
Yes, he's gay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (GBKbO)
Is Talaraco teh Gey?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (IifOV)
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Unclear but he definitely has a dick-shaped mouth.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (3BwY8)
None of them understand why the Party forced everyone out so Biden won the nomination.
They all think it's just cause they are white.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (VMvs1)
1. Trump bombed Iraq
2. Trump bombed a girl's school
And believe it or not I think she's a Trump 2024 voter. So it's not even that she was mad, she was just trying to catch up on what's going on.
And she's definitely a conspiracy theorist. Maybe even slightly based? I know she thinks the "government" was listening to her through the LED's because she told me, but I can't even laugh at her because they probably are.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (uA11f)
Posted by: huerfano at March 04
Who goes to his church to hear him preach? Denomination? I supposed I could look this all up myself.
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 12:42 PM (OoFl2)
In campaign photos she certainly looks much more like a normal person than Talarico.
It's amazing that she completely lost her ghetto black accent during the campaign. Why, it's almost as if it was a fraud all along.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 04, 2026 12:42 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 12:42 PM (Y1sOo)
Every effort just drives the working class away more because each effort feels like a parody and mockery.
Tim Walz was supposed to a working class hero. Tim fucking Walz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
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In short, everything the left does is Fake and Gay.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:42 PM (3BwY8)
Tim Walz even got corrected by his state's own COURT, he's STUNNED
JIM JORDAN: "Why didn't you tell the truth about why you RESTARTED the payments?"
WALZ: "The agency believed the court required them to make those payments."
JORDAN: "But that was FALSE...the court says the judge NEVER ordered you to resume Feeding Our Future payments...so the COURT'S lying?!"
WALZ: "I can't tell you!"
JIM JORDAN: "SOMEBODY'S lying! Either you're lying or the court's lying. Which one?!"
WALZ: "I just know what the attorneys said."
JORDAN: "Could it be you're trying to hide behind the court? Is it all about politics?!"
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 12:42 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: James Dean at March 04, 2026 12:42 PM (xvY1i)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 12:42 PM (gVUi7)
None of them understand why the Party forced everyone out so Biden won the nomination.
They all think it's just cause they are white.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (VMvs1)
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Dude won two elections with about 40% of the vote.
He was never popular.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (xT8gx)
Hey!
Posted by: Walz at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (0Htd1)
Over 40 yards? I'm betting on Gonzalez.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (mkOOA)
Every effort just drives the working class away more because each effort feels like a parody and mockery.
Tim Walz was supposed to a working class hero. Tim fucking Walz.
Say, have I shown you my maul? I think there's some splitworthy wood around here, and I'm just the man's man to do it.
Posted by: Pete "Slayer of Tigers" Buttigieg at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March
He preaches himself. But even though the southern Baptists are very loosely knit with a lot of autonomy, they do have some core beliefs and these are not them. 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (jo6FO)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 12:39 PM
Talarico is Pete Buttigieg with John Edwards Breck Shampoo Hair.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 12:44 PM (IifOV)
I'm talking about my belief that he is a demon, or golem, or rakshasa. or djinn or whatever you want to call it. He makes my hair stand on end.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (BI5O2)
Homunculus.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:44 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 12:44 PM (EtnSa)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 12:44 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 12:44 PM (o0Ud6)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (EtnSa)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM (e5WJR)
It's like I always say: If you're not on a government watchlist, you're not trying hard enough!
Posted by: pookysgirl, waving hi to Bob from NSA at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Walz at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (0Htd1)
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You check the repulsive, clown and repulsive clown box.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurkder in marginal standing at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (UJMvS)
NRC
@NRCgov
#NRCNews: We've issued the first commercial [nuclear] reactor construction approval in 10 years for TerraPower's Kemmerer Power Station in Wyoming.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (mrFSL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 04, 2026 12:46 PM (zuIfz)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 12:46 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 12:41 PM
Nah...too much like dancing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 12:46 PM (bFu5X)
I have been going down a bit of a Kill Tony rabbit hole and watching various episodes. Harlan Williams (who is now an old guy comic- go figure.) On one of the episodes he gives some advice to one of the young guys: quit doing so many jerk off jokes. Everyone is doing it (men and women both), no one wants to hear it. Actually write real jokes.
Then you start to notice, he's absolutely right. It's everywhere. WTF? When did jokes about jacking off become the bedrock of 'comedy'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)
I love my brother and sister as God commanded. I don’t love their sin, nor will I encourage others to sin by saying something that is anathema to God is somehow acceptable. It isn’t.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:46 PM (iFEms)
Remember they tried to take that hideous cackle if Kamala's and turn it into "joy" (and a strength - the fucking nerve), to contrast with Trump's serious solemnity - I mean the man rarely smiles so they 100% "had him".
Then he cut her cackle onto the end of every Trump ad, overlaid over rioting and fires and undesirables. Genius. That helped win a lot of votes or at least kept people home, trust me. He went right after the thing they were gonna use to beat him and used it to club them to death. Sorry, the man is a once in a lifetime branding genius.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:46 PM (e5WJR)
He was never popular.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (GBKbO)
True... however, relatively speaking, he was always more popular than the GOP in the 90s. When he was impeached, I always got the sense that a good number of people (especially males) thought "good for him, he got some action on the side... the GOP are a bunch of ninnies for making a big deal out of a BJ"
I think the whole Monica Lewinsky actually made him MORE popular... street cred with the guys. Males: We're not sophisticated
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (xT8gx)
In campaign photos she certainly looks much more like a normal person than Talarico.
It's amazing that she completely lost her ghetto black accent during the campaign. Why, it's almost as if it was a fraud all along.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)
_____
There are numerous videos of her before her ghetto transformation where she talked articulately like a normal person. The ghetto persona was clearly invented because she thought it would raise her profile in the media. She was right. She also correctly realized that acting like a ghetto crackhead would hurt her in a red statewide race. So she changed her persona, again.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Archimedes
It's called code-switching, and it'sbeautiful! Minorities have to do it to survive the hellscape white Christian men have made of America!
Posted by: Lefty Retards at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (YwEeS)
I...can't tell if you're joking or not.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (IeCgc)
usually incumbent RINOs sail through primaries
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (/C62k)
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At the height of cheating in America, 2020, they couldn't do it.
And then the Great Migration started and TX is now R+14.
But sure, a twink who says that "God is non-binary" and "the southern border should be a welcome mat" and "trans-kids are beautiful" is going to turn out the Hispanic Democrat vote. Also, he lost black voters 92-8 in his primary, and that surely won't be a factor at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Marcus T
Does this mean there are going to be fart jokes?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 04, 2026 12:48 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (/C62k)
The whole Wendy Davis thing was f***ing weird.
I once saw a car, here up north, thousands of miles away from Texas, covered top-to-bottom in Wendy Davis campaign stickers.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:48 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 12:44 PM (o0Ud6)
My vocabulary outran my maturity.
Posted by: By a lot at March 04, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Archimedes
Heck, Obama insisted that we've had Muslims back in the days of the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 12:48 PM (svLOV)
Posted by: Man About Town at March 04, 2026 12:48 PM (oftw2)
Well, we don't like to brag, but...
Posted by: AOSHQ commenters at March 04, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (NpAcC)
I'm not a Texan , but I find it hard to believe that they would elect a Dem Senator.. Especially this weird one...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: brak at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (iFEms)
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 12:47 PM (rj6Yv)
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The radical Islamist might win the Democrat primary for Senate in MI soon.
Should be amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (GBKbO)
eight years ago every joke was about "eating butt"
Someone said that now that young "comedians" can't make any jokes that might trigger anyone, the only kind of subject matter which is transgressive but also pre-approved by the degenerate left is sodomy and onanism material
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (1wjle)
LOL. I think you actually have to be alive to dance. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (IeCgc)
A missile from the US and Israeli-led bombing campaign reportedly killed over 150 people at a school in Iran - many of them little girls, some as young as seven years old.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (/C62k)
The whole Wendy Davis thing was f***ing weird.
I once saw a car, here up north, thousands of miles away from Texas, covered top-to-bottom in Wendy Davis campaign stickers.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:48 PM (3wOGw)
I'd almost forgotten about Abortion Barbie. Toxic femininity incarnate.
Posted by: Stronk und empowered at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (TbWk/)
Say what you will about Davis, she was nice looking.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:50 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 12:43 PM (xT8gx)
Yes but people by and large don't respond to logic. They respond to feels. And no matter how serious and smart you look you can't just repeat the words "low IQ individual" over and over over yourself and no expect people to come away with that. This is marketing 101. She even did the repetition. And she thinks the smile at the end is gonna flip the script. But it doesn't because by that time the people taking it in aren't even sure if they're listening to an ad for or against her.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:50 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 12:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (NpAcC)
If he were the pastor of my church, he would be a hard no. But he's running for Senate. Being an SOB is kind of needed. I'll still vote for him in the primary.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 04, 2026 12:50 PM (zuIfz)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wally at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (pduCL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (BI5O2)
I agree. He's frightening.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (k9OZB)
If this were in an earlier time, I'd have him clapped in an iron mask and forced to drink holy water til his insides boiled.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (BI5O2)
38
As I've been saying, if the Dums had a middle-aged or older white guy who wasn't a repulsive clown, he would win the Dum nomination in 2028 in a walk.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM
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And yet they can't produce a single one.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (NpAcC)
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I think Cornyn wins the nomination. I think Paxton is a better conservative, and more MAGA, but he does carry tons of baggage. I tend not to care about what people do in their private lives, but if someone will repeatedly cheat on their wives (or husbands), it means they will "cheat" on me in heartbeat.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)
... Judge Bozoberg butthurt
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (iFEms)
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Popular former governor. Popular because the GOP legislature overrode his veto, but still.
So, his name recognition is sky high and people don't automatically hate him.
However, I do think he's the actual underdog. Senate races drive turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them, making the races reflect PVI more than anything else.
And the GOP has a 100,000 active voter lead so far.
He'll be the Larry Hogan of 2026.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (GBKbO)
A missile from the US and Israeli-led bombing campaign reportedly killed over 150 people at a school in Iran - many of them little girls, some as young as seven years old.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (CWTWj)
Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (1wjle)
Not just pre-approved, but the only thing young lefties think of.
It's all Gooning, all the time.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:52 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:50 PM (pKr8Y)
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Right, like you'd run the risk......
Posted by: Blake - semi lurkder in marginal standing at March 04, 2026 12:52 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: ShainS
I don't want to sound tinfoil-hatty here, but it's amazing how nuclear power, despite being the clear choice for energy production, was shut-down for decades, but the moment billionaires want massive server farms for AI, nuclear starts popping up everywhere.
It's almost like government CAN move quickly, if the right people demand it...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 12:52 PM (JCZqz)
... Judge Bozoberg butthurt
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (RHGPo)
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False.
SCOTUS is ruled by liberals and never side with Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:52 PM (GBKbO)
A missile from the US and Israeli-led bombing campaign reportedly killed over 150 people at a school in Iran - many of them little girls, some as young as seven years old.
Highly credible.
"They're bombing the fuck out of us. Well, have a good day at school. Don't forget your lunch!"
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 12:52 PM (mkOOA)
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That's exactly how I saw it. Trump is soooooo hated, it was meant to galvanize her support to Fight Orange Man Bad. It didn't work.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)
A missile from the US and Israeli-led bombing campaign reportedly killed over 150 people at a school in Iran - many of them little girls, some as young as seven years old.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (CWTWj)
Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (I7RJN)
I find it hard to believe Muzzies let their girls GO to school...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (ynpvh)
And damned near every black African brought to America by the slave traders was sold to those traders by muslim warlords.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM
Yes, he is false, as in pretending to be a person.
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (GBKbO)
I hope you’re right. Because I can’t figure out their affection for electing Democrats to the governor’s office.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (iFEms)
Posted by: NR Pax
We did. What he fails to tell, is we killed them. Barbary pirates. "to the shores of Tripoli".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (IeCgc)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (cXw3b)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 12:54 PM (ynpvh)
A missile from the US and Israeli-led bombing campaign reportedly killed over 150 people at a school in Iran - many of them little girls, some as young as seven years old.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (CWTWj)
Wasn't it already shown the IRGC did it with their indiscriminate fire in all directions at everyone and no one?
Posted by: Death Blossom is a weapon of last resort at March 04, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 04, 2026 12:54 PM (REq0p)
A missile from the US and Israeli-led bombing campaign reportedly killed over 150 people at a school in Iran - many of them little girls, some as young as seven years old.
>Lizzy often gets her intel from interpreting smoke signals.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 12:54 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (CWTWj)
"Reportedly" once again doing all the reps here
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:54 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 12:54 PM (mkOOA)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (cXw3b)
He's got his eye on it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 12:54 PM (ynpvh)
I'm talking about my belief that he is a demon, or golem, or rakshasa. or djinn or whatever you want to call it. He makes my hair stand on end.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:38 PM (BI5O2)
Homunculus.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:44 PM (3wOGw)
--I only recently learnt about dybbuk. In the Epstain files, the megacreep pervert Les Wexner said in an interview he's been possessed.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2026 12:54 PM (jo6FO)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 12:52 PM (mkOOA)
I thought it odd that anyone would send their child to school when bombs are being lobbed all around said school....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 12:54 PM (I7RJN)
Nothing has changed in his dotage.
Posted by: A Place For Mom at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (oftw2)
Cornyn got 43%. Not enough.
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (I7RJN)
********
Nothing surprises me these days. Never thought Georgia and Arizona would have 2 Democrat senators.
Democrat voters surpassed Republicans by a lot in the Texas and the North Carolina primaries.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)
that missile then went on to kill the baby formula factory next door, and then the puppy store, many of whom looked like Lassie....
Posted by: Reuters at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (jGJov)
Huh. I wonder if Gollum is just Tolkien's corruption of golem
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)
Press 'X' to Doubt.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: The Palestinian Ministry of Health at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March
It means promises are meant to be broken if it is convenient.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: t-bird
That seemed really weird to me as well
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (IeCgc)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (GBKbO)
I hope you’re right. Because I can’t figure out their affection for electing Democrats to the governor’s office.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (iFEms)
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Governors races are much more defined by local issues than partisanship. Statewide, non-federal races are just materially seen differently by enough voters to make a difference.
But once we hit federal races, base partisanship wins out. It's a pattern we can see repeatedly over the last couple of decades, and it's just gotten more pronounced.
Will Cooper lose? I think it's 60-40 he does.
Democrats aren't paying attention to the race, though, because they assume he's a lock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (YwEeS)
Or as I called them, marriage material
Posted by: Zombie Ali Khamenei at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (pduCL)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM
And who reminds you that she's a lesbian who likes to do lesbian things with lesbians and finds it sooo difficult to succeed in comedy because she's a lesbian.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (NpAcC)
So far the AWFLs and Karens have given a political and moral pass for cheating on the wife to only one man. Billy Jeff.
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:53 PM (e5WJR)
I miss Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (2J/Lj)
Key Backers and Funding Sources -
Texas Sands PAC (Miriam Adelson): Despite Talarico's anti-billionaire platform, his largest financial supporter in 2024 was the Texas Sands PAC, funded by Republican casino magnate Miriam Adelson. He received $59,000 from this group.
Lone Star Rising: A super PAC that has spent nearly $930,000 on pro-Talarico media buys and direct mail, with backing from donors including:
Simone Coxe (Austin philanthropist)
Susan Sarofim (Houston billionaire)
Mark Jacobsen (IntraFi CEO)
Pete McCarthy (Houston restaurateur)
Don Henley (Musician)
Progressive Organizations: The Progressive Change Campaign Committee (PCCC) endorsed Talarico, citing his economic populist message.
Damn, I really, really don't care for Colbert.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (CWTWj)
"Reportedly" once again doing all the reps here
I mean, it isn't like there are pictures of the missile's smoke trail leading from the ground, into the air, and then down onto the school.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (NpAcC)
Cornyn is not much better
It'll happen eventually. The demographic are changing so quickly.
Posted by: brak at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM
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And yet they can't produce a single one.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 12:51 PM (VWtfl)
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Yea, thankfully. But if I'm right, then I think that changes in the next X years. The Democrap bench is mostly DEI retards and race clowns and nobodies who vaulted to prominence solely because of the color of their skin. I think those days are over or at least fading. But it will take a while before any normal-appearing white men bubble up to prominence.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)
...and then went on to destroy several hospitals in Gaza.
Posted by: The Council of Ex-Perts! at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (YwEeS)
There seems to be very little damage to the ship, not what I would expect if we had control over the area. Damage is consistent with a Hellfire from a loitering platform not a gun or an aircraft launched air to ship.
Why no second pass?
The ship seems to have gotten away for now.
So much for air superiority.
Posted by: pawn at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (+rKuc)
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My understanding is that NC's voter registration has not been static either, it continues to gain Republican votes by the thousands, so it may no longer be a 1-2 swing state, maybe 3-4 by the time the midterms arrive
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (REq0p)
The photos of the victims that the Iranians published was from the Slaughter of Protestors in the weeks prior to the attack.
It's Pallywood material.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (1Udfd)
It'll happen eventually. The demographic are changing so quickly.
Posted by: brak at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (jGJov)
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Texas has gotten significantly redder over the past decade, and acting like it's not is weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (bFu5X)
Hey, I got a gig at Starfleet Academy!
Posted by: The Lesbian who got a gig at StarFleet Academy at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Yesterday, I came across charts and the whole trans id issue is vanishing among the yutes. It was social hysteria. Gender ID of weird subtypes dropped by nearly 1/3rd last year from IIRC 22-23 percent to around 16 percent. My guess is further drops are going to occur. Don't discount either the Trump war on DEI and higher ed.
Some of those kids, like the recent reveal of disabilities claimed at Stanford, are because they thought they might get rewarded for their brave stance of gender fluid on admissions.
I think the whole troon op is withering from the harsh light of reality and the lessening pressure for weird identities to get jobs and admission to schools. Wine moms are going to be the hardest hit.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)
Put down the cheeba. It’s not even going to be close.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (iFEms)
He's also a notorious unlikeable asshole, and I have a feeling that his leaning into the MAGA side of the GOP is an act, but I can't prove that.
Our state GOP is just so fucking terrible for a state that's supposed to be as Republican as we are.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (xT8gx)
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Jabba The Pritzker! at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (n1OCj)
Sloppy Joans for Lunch!
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (1Udfd)
A missile from the US and Israeli-led bombing campaign reportedly killed over 150 people at a school in Iran - many of them little girls, some as young as seven years old.
>Lizzy often gets her intel from interpreting smoke signals.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Which is not an exact science.
Different blankets are like different dialects.
Wool blankets are like Castilian Spanish.
Synthetic blankets are like Tex-Mex.
Cotton blankets are like Southern California Mexican.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (pKr8Y)
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Because heaven knows women never cheat on their husbands, or partake in a plethora of immoral and/or unwise life choices.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (qBdHI)
It's Pallywood material.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (1Udfd)
Has Green Helmet Guy made an appearance? It's just not the same without him.
Posted by: Fake and gay and halal at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: NR Pax
We did. What he fails to tell, is we killed them. Barbary pirates. "to the shores of Tripoli".
Posted by: rickb223
They may have been pirates, but America had slaves!!!!
Posted by: Retarded Leftists at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (REq0p)
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There is a higher chance that the 2026 Senate race reflects the 2024 Presidential race results (GOP+3) than Cooper wins it easily (D+5 or so).
And yes, the registration advantage just continues to grow and will probably grow even faster in the final months leading up to the election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 12:57 PM (YwEeS)
Agreed
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: gnats local 678
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Debunked. Even the Iranians admitted it was one of theirs that did it. Video evidence meant they could not do otherwise.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (zuIfz)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March
It means promises are meant to be broken if it is convenient.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 12:55 PM (W2Pud)
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Yea. If someone will break a promise to their spouse, they will shit over any promise they made to voters.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)
I have already been calling him "Screwtape". His lies are so transparent to anyone who is familiar with the Word of God.
His lies about the Spirit asking Mary's permission to be the mother of God has no Scriptural support - he makes that part up.
His lies about God being non-binary is he incorrectly claims that the Hebrew word for Spirit in Genesis 1, is feminine. (it isn't, its gender is Common and it is used in with a conjunction in the passage he cites) He feels that a language gendered noun means that what it identifies is of a particular biological sex.
If you are a Christians and it isn't obvious, you need to horsewhip your spiritual leader for gross incompetence and dereliction as a shepherd.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (pUU4E)
All the bombing was to take out Iran's AIR defenses and their leadership before they had a chance to scurry like roaches
In other words, the real bombing hasnt started yet
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 04, 2026 01:00 PM (REq0p)
And yes, the registration advantage just continues to grow and will probably grow even faster in the final months leading up to the election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (GBKbO)
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I believe independents swing hard toward the GOP. What's your take?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurkder in marginal standing at March 04, 2026 01:00 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM
Cindy Sheehan?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2026 01:00 PM (AJgvw)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
The one that hung out at Crawford, Tx outside of Bush's ranch.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 01:00 PM (pKr8Y)
And yes, the registration advantage just continues to grow and will probably grow even faster in the final months leading up to the election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think Cooper's inaction regarding the hurricane in W. Carolina is going to hurt him there.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)
He's also a notorious unlikeable asshole, and I have a feeling that his leaning into the MAGA side of the GOP is an act, but I can't prove that.
I don't care if he puts kittens in a blender. Cornyn needs to become an example.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM (Riz8t)
"'No to war': Spain PM hits back at Trump threat to cut trade over air base dispute"
Excerpt:
""It's naïve to believe that democracy or respect among nations can spring from ruins, or to think that blind and servile obedience is a form of leadership. On the contrary, I believe this position is leadership," Sánchez said.
"We will not be complicit in something that is bad for the world and contrary to our values and interests simply out of fear of reprisals from someone," he added."
Me: DJT also called out Spain for not allocating funds for a 5% commitment towards defense spending. Freeloaders.
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM (rj6Yv)
And yes, the registration advantage just continues to grow and will probably grow even faster in the final months leading up to the election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (GBKbO)
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I believe independents swing hard toward the GOP. What's your take?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurkder in marginal standing at March 04, 2026 01:00 PM (UJMvS)
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In NC, they always do. There's a large indie contingent in the state by registration, and they have been voting more heavily Republican than Democrat consistently for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)
2) the # of schoolgirls killed was 4.9 million.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM (/C62k)
Sloppy Joans for Lunch!
Posted by: garrett
Hey, you guys hungry? I've got lunch right here in my pants...you'll never guess what it is!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (bFu5X)
Hey, I got a gig at Starfleet Academy!
Posted by: The Lesbian who got a gig at StarFleet Academy at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (eOFY+)
It's difficult to succeed because, well, she's just not funny. At all.
Posted by: Now get up there and say "muh vagina" a lot! at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM (iFEms)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM
Cindy Sheehan, iirc.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM (bFu5X)
Under 18 is less than 20% white in Texas. The old guard of white conservatives are dying off and being replaced with immigrants. Maybe Hispanics will increasingly vote red, but Indians? Muslims?
Abbot is not exactly conservative, and Cornyn , who will probably win the runoff, isn't either. So I have my doubts about Texas becoming more conservative, but if that makes me weird, so be it.
Posted by: brak at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (wBaIH)
Sounds like the end of NATO and the end of the UN.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (4+MiX)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)
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Western NC is going to vote very hard against him, for sure.
But Western NC is safe red no matter what, so I'm not sure how much of a material change it'll have on the race.
Democrats are simply overconfident because of the 2024 governor's race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Fidelity Investments at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 04, 2026 12:59 PM (zuIfz)
Yes, that's the one. Good memory.... I don't know why I think of her and Wendy Davis at the same time
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 12:56 PM (2J/Lj)
I miss watching them in bed together.
Posted by: Denny Crane - Trix are for Kids at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (PbLRh)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
Now do Cornyn's 20 year shit fest.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 01:03 PM (pKr8Y)
In other words, the real bombing hasnt started yet
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
I feel ya. "I have not yet begun to bomb."
Posted by: Star Fleet Academy at March 04, 2026 01:03 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2026 01:04 PM (n5tGW)
Under 18 is less than 20% white in Texas. The old guard of white conservatives are dying off and being replaced with immigrants. Maybe Hispanics will increasingly vote red, but Indians? Muslims?
Abbot is not exactly conservative, and Cornyn , who will probably win the runoff, isn't either. So I have my doubts about Texas becoming more conservative, but if that makes me weird, so be it.
Posted by: brak at March 04, 2026 01:02 PM (jGJov)
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Not only has Texas been getting redder overall, but the Republican Party has been getting cleaned out of RINOs in the legislature, like the guy who led the impeachment effort against Paxton.
Also...a fucking incumbent US senator only got 42% of the vote in his primary.
And most Hispanics consider themselves white, which affects their voting behavior and reception of particular political messaging.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:04 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 01:04 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM
What do you think about Whatley's chances?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:05 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:05 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)
They're losing their status objects. They will undoubtedly be bereft until they find their new equivalent of a teacup chihuahua in a Hermes bag.
Posted by: No more brave wine mom allies. Sad. at March 04, 2026 01:05 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 01:05 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (qBdHI)
*******
It's different when they do it. They somehow justify it in their minds and their girlfriends will lie and tell them they are right.
I am not one of those kind of friends.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 01:06 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: 13times at March 04, 2026 01:06 PM (wn0yo)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:06 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 01:06 PM (xY6Tn)
But I don't think of them as liars. Just weak.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 01:07 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: anachronda at March 04, 2026 01:07 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 04, 2026 12:36 PM (zuIfz)
True!!!
Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 04, 2026 01:07 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM
What do you think about Whatley's chances?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:05 PM (bFu5X)
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I think it's like 60-40 that he wins.
Voter registration advantage is his, but Cooper has name recognition. Whatley should bridge that gap.
Also, Democrats seem to be ignoring it, but that may just be because Cooper ran (effectively) unopposed in the primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:07 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March
I think personally that Cornyn hit his high water mark here. We are seeing the result of him spending 70 million bucks versus 4.1 million by Paxton but money does not buy love. Cornyn already has pissed off gunowners (Red Flag and that monstrous bill, past support for illegal amnesty, and other douchebaggery over the years.) Statistically, 1/3 runoff races has the person coming in second in the primary actually win the runoff. And 42 percent for a multi term incumbent spending that kind of money is pretty lousy. Figure a tossup 50/50 right now and it will depend on Paxton's actions more than Cornyn.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: pookysgirl, keeping tabs on things at March 04, 2026 12:33 PM
Not only that, but this time he got more votes than Gonzales in the primary. Given how close he came in the '24 runoff, this bodes well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 12:40 PM (bFu5X)
Awesome.
Posted by: farquad at March 04, 2026 01:07 PM (CFMhl)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 01:07 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: No more brave wine mom allies.
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I think illegals are the new cause du jour.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 01:08 PM (IifOV)
Apparently, the new Taco Supreme Leader in Iran is one of Khamenei's spawn.
He must have been banging a bunch of IRGC Generals' wives and daughters to piss them off enough to elect him as their designated meat shield.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 01:08 PM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: ...
Posted by: Fake AoS editor at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 01:07 PM (Oy/m2)
I heard some of the higher up mucky mucks are hiding in a hospital
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (I7RJN)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (+nEug)
The Democrat-Media Complex screams that Trump can successfully do anything !
Oddly, Trump hasn't done what The Complex keeps telling us every day that Trump will do by sundown. Round-up his hundred million domestic enemies and ship them in boxcars to extermination camps in the Everglades and the Mojave Desert, nuke every other nation's capital, declare himself US Emperor for Life, order ICE to summarily execute on-sight everyone they think is an illegal alien, and confiscate everyone's savings and disburse it to his family members, tax-free!
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (/C62k)
eight years ago every joke was about "eating butt"
Someone said that now that young "comedians" can't make any jokes that might trigger anyone, the only kind of subject matter which is transgressive but also pre-approved by the degenerate left is sodomy and onanism material
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2026 12:49 PM (1wjle)
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Comedy has always been about being outrageous -- even if for the sake of being outrageous -- and the envelope was always pushed. The Lenny Bruce skits that got him arrested in the 1960s would be PG-13 today.
I think what happened more recently is comedians ran out of material, stopped being funny, and tried to make up for it by being disgustingly vulgar. Female comics in particular -- especially the reasonably attractive ones -- discovered they could get famous by talking endlessly about sucking dick, eating pussy, butt stuff, etc.
So guess what we got? A lot of female comics talking endlessly about sucking dick, eating pussy, butt stuff, etc.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
yeah, but when men cheat they've done something wrong. when women cheat, it's because men did something wrong forcing them to cheat.
Posted by: anachronda at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (qBdHI)
*******
It's different when they do it. They somehow justify it in their minds and their girlfriends will lie and tell them they are right.
I am not one of those kind of friends.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 01:06 PM (NpAcC)
But we were on a break when I had those 15 guys run a train on me! Like, he's just SO insecure! Ick!
Posted by: Stronk independent modern woman at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 04, 2026 12:30 PM (cpys
Abbott had a realistic opponent?
Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we know the outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until HE ends the game, not us. (H/t RWP)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:10 PM (fYhK6)
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"Free mandatory prostate exams for all women!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 01:10 PM (xfo7/)
Posted by: bluebell at March 04, 2026 01:10 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: ...
Nathan Hale with large breasts > Nathan Hale
Posted by: Moron Math at March 04, 2026 01:11 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 01:05 PM (xT8gx)
He was a school teacher and he is 36 and worth 3-5 Million
Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 04, 2026 01:11 PM (P4Pk9)
Voter registration advantage is his, but Cooper has name recognition. Whatley should bridge that gap.
Also, Democrats seem to be ignoring it, but that may just be because Cooper ran (effectively) unopposed in the primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:07 PM
Good to hear. I only ask because I knew his wife back in the day. Real sweetheart. Nice family.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:11 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2026 01:11 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: anachronda at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (oY6Yp)
You have a future as a mainstream pastor.
Posted by: Churchian marital philosophy in a nutshell at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: ...
Posted by: Fake AoS editor at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (JCZqz)
And yet, is she has small areolas and pert nipples, I would vote for her.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Can't Deny My Nature. at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (PbLRh)
Posted by: Random PJ at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (+jscL)
It's not endearing or edgy to watch a middle-aged woman stand on a stage and tell everyone about her vagina and the last time she gave someone a blowjob.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (3BwY8)
Headline (Courhouse News Service 09/08/2025)
"North Carolina agrees to turn over voter records in settlement"
Excerpt:
"U.S. District Judge Richard Myers II signed the parties’ joint agreement, which requires the state to produce several reports detailing compliance with federal voting laws, obtain missing voter information, and turn over the state’s voter records to the federal government “upon request.”
The agreement aims “to ensure that the remedy complies fully with federal law, minimizes any inconvenience to voters, and ensures that each affected voter’s ballot will be counted for federal offices if the voter is otherwise eligible to vote under North Carolina law,” the parties said in their request for the order.
The federal government sued North Carolina and its elections board in May, alleging violations of the Help America Vote Act by failing to properly rectify errors in voter registration records. The elections board used a registration form that failed to clearly require a driver’s license number or the last four digits of a Social Security number. Those details are needed to confirm eligibili
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (rj6Yv)
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IIRC, Khamenei's other son and DiL were at his barbecue. So Lil' Moq is obviously a second or twelfth choice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (98kQX)
...in the loafers.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 01:13 PM (PMi3m)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 01:05 PM (xT8gx)
He was a school teacher and he is 36 and worth 3-5 Million
Posted by: MAC V SOG
36, not married, no kids = gaaaay
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 01:13 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2026 01:11 PM (FMtrg)
We have not even begun to see an eighth of the islamolove from the Left. Plenty more to come.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:13 PM (e5WJR)
Buttageig and Talarico both have the problem of black homophobia to confront.
Or back into, not sure how that works.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 01:13 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Talarico will be as honest with voters as Spanberger was.
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 01:13 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
Non-sequitur. Plenty of examples of politicians that could not stay chaste but were loyal to voters. Trump for example. And many who are apparently loyal to their spouses are treacherous pieces of shit to their constituents like Mitch McConnell.
Single factor voting is basically a route to disappointment. It requires discernment of a whole record of service rather than using a binary factor.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:14 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Gref
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But no NoVA constituency during a government shutdown to crush the rest of the state. Uphill battle.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)
You can spout that mumbo jumbo until the Cow Demons come home. Texas is f*cked. The Republicans in this state have allowed it to become an economic zone that caters to Indians and Muslims. Even if it remains red for the foreseeable future, it's demonstrably a worse place to live than it was 20 years ago.
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: No more brave wine mom allies.
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I think illegals are the new cause du jour.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)
Overall I think you're right but it doesn't have the same dopamine hit as being able to show off your very own mutilated child on Facebook, YouTube or TikTok for LGBTQIAWTFHBO ally points.
Posted by: Driving cars at ICE has greater personal risk at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 01:13 PM
Hey! Dafuq?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:14 PM (bFu5X)
😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (e5WJR)
The federal government sued North Carolina and its elections board in May, alleging violations of the Help America Vote Act by failing to properly rectify errors in voter registration records. The elections board used a registration form that failed to clearly require a driver’s license number or the last four digits of a Social Security number. Those details are needed to confirm eligibili
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 01:12 PM (rj6Yv)
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The DOJ Civil Rights Division, led by Harmeet Dhillon, is doing these lawsuits all over the place.
And she started early last year.
Usually these efforts start like 4 weeks before an election, and are from outside groups.
2026 feels like it could be...different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2026 01:11 PM (FMtrg)
If we don't they get all stabby
Posted by: Wikipedia at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (w/O5Q)
"We will not be complicit in something that is bad for the world and contrary to our values and interests simply out of fear of reprisals from someone," he added."
Me: DJT also called out Spain for not allocating funds for a 5% commitment towards defense spending. Freeloaders.
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 01:01 PM (rj6Yv)
The head of the Spanish VOX party is alleging that the Spanish PM and his party was heavily funded by Iran via Venezuela, claiming that Khameni had no greater ally in Europe, and that Maduro had no closer friend.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (rbvCR)
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph !
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March
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This is no longer the 1950s. When we pretended that everyone was pure of heart and had a Sterling reputation.. I don't like that he's a cheater, but he didn't beat her. Awful slogan
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 01:16 PM (sKA/4)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)
You are way behind my friend. Radical Islam is the new cause celebre and boy will it be a doozy
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:16 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 12:45 PM (NpAcC)
I’m John Cornyn and I approve this message. (Well, that may as well be here.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:16 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2026 01:11 PM (FMtrg)
Ramadan is BS. Went to a Chinese Buffet last Friday and the place was packed to bursting almost entirely with Muslims absolutely gorging themselves.
It's not fasting if you eat like f***ing Stacey Abrams as soon as the sun goes down.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 01:16 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (+nEug)
I overheard some never-Trumpers praising Cornyn. So we know what type of person finds him appealing.
Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2026 01:17 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: In keeping with the theme at March 04, 2026 01:17 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 04, 2026 01:17 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
Non-sequitur. Plenty of examples of politicians that could not stay chaste but were loyal to voters. Trump for example. And many who are apparently loyal to their spouses are treacherous pieces of shit to their constituents like Mitch McConnell.
Single factor voting is basically a route to disappointment. It requires discernment of a whole record of service rather than using a binary factor.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:13 PM (E4rtv)
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Well, yea. My comment was about Paxton's baggage. It will hurt him with voters, especially in the general. If he makes it that far, which I think are 60-40 against.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: kingsman
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Crenshaw was lazy and his district was carved up in 2025 redistricting to where he only had about half the district constituents that he did have. Herrera and Gonzalez is going to be the more interesting runoff. Gonzalez snuck by Herrera by a few hundred votes in 2024 but with the worsening crisis for Gonzalez in DC over ethics complaint is probably going to be the tiebreaker in the runoff.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (rbvCR)
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Taking out those two is going to have a lot of secondary effects.
Predictions for the most entertaining?
I'll start.
Kathleen Kennedy was taking orders from cutouts from Iran to tank Star Wars as a brand in order to weaken the warlike spirit of the American people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:17 PM (GBKbO)
The DOJ Civil Rights Division, led by Harmeet Dhillon, is doing these lawsuits all over the place.
And she started early last year.
Usually these efforts start like 4 weeks before an election, and are from outside groups.
2026 feels like it could be...different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (GBKbO)
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I've got such a crush on Harmeet Dhillon.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 01:17 PM (sKA/4)
Determining which persona and which combination of evils is lesser requires your judgement, 'cause they all got 'em.
It's a dirty business.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 01:18 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2026 01:18 PM (j87XX)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:18 PM (GD0B3)
So, hope he gets in. He got like 43% to the incumbent's 40% and last time he lost by only a few hundred votes. that was before Gonzales' mistress set herself on fire. Literally.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 04, 2026 01:19 PM (m8Wib)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 04, 2026 01:19 PM (CU22W)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 04, 2026 12:48 PM (0Htd1)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at March 04, 2026 01:19 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 12:26 PM (OUMaO)
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Out on the corner with all the other jive-talkin' whores.
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (H4qGm)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 01:17 PM (sKA/4)
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She's a weird lookin' woman, but there's no doubt she's on my side of things.
So, I approve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (GBKbO)
Myself and every old lady friend I have are solidly in Paxton's corner.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
But you neglect Cornyn's baggage which is his past votes and positions. The guy is a walking talking example of a Mitch McConnell republican and runoff electorates almost always are more partisan activists walk over broken glass than the more normie primary voters. From past research, figure about 20-30 percent dropoff in turnout, maybe as high as 50 percent. Turnout drops the longer the runoff is from the primary and Texas has a long almost two month period from primary to runoff. May 26th is the date.
I think Paxton wins narrowly depending on how he campaigns in the next 7 weeks or so.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)
"Batya Ungar-Sargon
@bungarsargon
5h
CBS poll: 85% of Republicans support the President's strikes on Iran
Fox News poll: 84% of Republicans support strikes on Iran
Washington Post poll: 81% of Republicans support strikes on Iran
Retuers/Ipsos poll: 82% of Republicans support strikes on Iran
Liberal mainstream media: "MAGA SPLIT ON IRAN!"
Don't believe the fake news. MAGA isn't split. MAGA influencers are split from MAGA voters." 😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (g5yWs)
I think infidelity would become fairly uncommon, but I wonder if government would change much.
On the one hand, it might make a government that took vows more seriously.
But it might be the same people or worse than today anyway, because the people I'm looking at today don't have any vow they won't break, and there's no crime beneath them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 01:22 PM (LHPAg)
So, hope he gets in. He got like 43% to the incumbent's 40% and last time he lost by only a few hundred votes. that was before Gonzales' mistress set herself on fire. Literally.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 04, 2026 01:19 PM
I saw the Unsub Podcast show up here in Boston back in December. The show was hilarious, and the theater was packed. In MA. Great time. And, holy carp, was the crowd drunk.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 01:22 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (cpys
And the only thing you will do about that is bawl, pout and whine,
I have no time for defeatists and your arrogance that you in fact know the outcome when you in fact do not. Get in the fight or go the fuck away and cry in the corner.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:23 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 01:23 PM (sKA/4)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 04, 2026 01:23 PM (qFwJc)
I think Paxton wins narrowly depending on how he campaigns in the next 7 weeks or so.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)
Cornyn spent $100 million to get in a primary after being Senator for 24 years. Paxton has barely touched his campaign stash.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:24 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:24 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 04, 2026 01:24 PM (CU22W)
So, I approve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (GBKbO)
Weird looking???
The only reason you could possibly think that is because she doesn't have my cock in her mouth.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Believe That of Every Woman, So Sue Me. at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (nsUkS)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 12:26 PM (OUMaO)
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Out on the corner with all the other jive-talkin' whores.
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 01:20 PM (H4qGm)
Her prospects are dim. BLM and Stacy Abram's non-profit (ha!) are out of business. Maybe BET needs a new host for some show at 3 AM on Saturdays and Sundays. Hey, maybe she can get a gig hosting early AM hour-long infomercials selling fake eyelashes?
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 04, 2026 01:11 PM (P4Pk9)
Someone needs to search his crawlspace.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (8zz6B)
lol, went to a breakfast buffet at a hotel a couple months ago and discovered line-cutting in front of infidels was a religious duty.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 01:26 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 01:09 PM (+nEug)
Hear, hear!
I’m showing up for the runoff to vote Paxton.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:26 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: JTSmith at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (3mBMD)
1. that's sharia law (for women)
2. the divorce rate would be even higher
3. the marriage rate would be even lower
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (n5tGW)
So, hope he gets in. He got like 43% to the incumbent's 40% and last time he lost by only a few hundred votes. that was before Gonzales' mistress set herself on fire. Literally.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 04, 2026 01:19 PM (m8Wib)
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Brandon Herrera is/was an available "commander" in the World of Warships video game.
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (rj6Yv)
lol, went to a breakfast buffet at a hotel a couple months ago and discovered line-cutting in front of infidels was a religious duty.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 01:26 PM (Y8DZL)
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Just showing in large ways and small, they're happy to assimilate. As long as you GTF out of the way
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 01:28 PM (sKA/4)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 01:29 PM (xT8gx)
The sociopath just might.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 04, 2026 01:31 PM (CU22W)
The only reason you could possibly think that is because she doesn't have my cock in her mouth.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Believe That of Every Woman, So Sue Me. at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (nsUkS)
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Really creepy comment.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 01:31 PM (ci5JR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 01:29 PM (xT8gx)
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Based on entirely unscientific evidence, I'd say the Trump Administration is crushing it in the realm of meme warfare.
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 01:34 PM (rj6Yv)
Therefore thus saith the Lord concerning the prophets that prophesy in my name, and I sent them not, yet they say, Sword and famine shall not be in this land; By sword and famine shall those prophets be consumed.
Jeremiah 14:14-15
Talking about Talarico?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 01:34 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (cpys
Better idea: find the rock you crawled out from under and stay there permanently. There’s enough racism from the Left already.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 01:41 PM (+caSM)
Posted by: ballistic
Moose at door should have told you it's all steers and queers in the Democrat party.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 04, 2026 01:59 PM (qZdIZ)
ahh yes, they're "natural" conservatives
Posted by: brak at March 04, 2026 02:17 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 01:25 PM (5rh/l)
She was last years great hope for the Dems to create a phoney sensation to boost their chances. This year they booted her to the curb.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 02:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 04, 2026 02:23 PM (VGkY3)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 01:05 PM (xT8gx)
He was a school teacher and he is 36 and worth 3-5 Million
Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 04, 2026 01:11 PM (P4Pk9)
That's a lot of pencils stolen from small children.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (8avO+)
He's also a notorious unlikeable asshole, and I have a feeling that his leaning into the MAGA side of the GOP is an act, but I can't prove that.
Our state GOP is just so fucking terrible for a state that's supposed to be as Republican as we are.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:58 PM (3BwY
Go vote Cornyn and be happy then.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 03:46 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: bradc at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (3hcA3)
Wednesday Morning Rant
With the recent actions against Iran, our allies in Europe are demonstrating yet again that this same attitude extends to military affairs. Even before the recent action, cracks have been forming in the postwar order of European military alliances. The UK's moves involving the strategically-important Diego Garcia are just the most recent source of pre-Iran tension. With the strikes on Iran, however, the existing tensions and conflicts within the NATO alliance are becoming more apparent.
Arguably the most important NATO allies of France, Germany and the United Kingdom have not followed some of their fellow allies in flatly refusing any involvement, but they are also making it clear that they are not interested. All three issued a joint statement that:We will take steps to defend our interests and those of our allies in the region, potentially through enabling necessary and proportionate defensive action to destroy Iran's capability to fire missiles and drones at their source. We have agreed to work together with the US and allies in the region on this matter.There are plenty of constraints in that statement, but it as at least not outright refusal. Outside of the official statements, these same countries are publicly furious. The French foreign minister, for example:
Referring to Israel and the United States' initial assault on Iran on Saturday, he said their "unilateral strikes" could have gained the legitimacy needed only by going before the U.N. Security Council.So they say they'll aid with defense, but simultaneously call the action "illegitimate." Germany's foreign minister, despite the joint statement, has asserted that Germany will not get involved militarily. None have gone so far as Turkey or Spain. Turkey - a NATO member - is firmly opposed to the strikes in their entirety, with Erdogan saying
In his strongest opposition yet to the attacks, Erdogan said they were a "clear violation of international law".Hardly the talk of an ally. But it could be worse. It could be Spain. Spain has gone so far as to forbid the United States to use its joint bases in Spain for anything to do with action against Iran. Spain's foreign minister has asserted that any US use of those joint bases is subordinate to the UN or "international support:"
"As their neighbour and brother, we share the pain of the Iranian people," he said at a Ramadan fast-breaking dinner in Ankara, and added that the U.S.-Iran dispute had grown into war after provocations from Israel.
"I want to be very clear and very plain," he told Telecinco. "The bases are not being used -- nor will they be used -- for anything that is not in the agreement [with the US], nor for anything that isn't covered by the UN charter." The defence minister, Margarita Robles, was similarly emphatic, saying neither of the bases had been used in the US military operation. "There is a deal with the US over these bases, but our understanding of the deal is that operations have to comply with international legal frameworks and that there has to be international support for them," she told reporters.These are not the words or actions of an ally, which is almost certainly why Trump has ordered Bessent to begin trade retaliation. Unenthusiastic allies are one thing, but allies that publicly denounce US actions and refuse any possibility of participation, or that obstruct military operations from joint bases are entirely another. I don't know what needs to happen with NATO, but it will not surprise me if significant changes follow the resolution - one way or another - of the ongoing action against Iran.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GigantorX at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (VkId7)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 04, 2026 11:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 04, 2026 11:04 AM (NcvvS)
Not a f-o
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 11:05 AM (Suwql)
If you’re the first Fuckos, who’s the second?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:05 AM (jbnUc)
Gulliver woke up.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 11:06 AM (ovfXv)
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There is in fact very clear "international support" for the USA-Israel actions in Iran: pretty much the entire middle east, including the big ones that matter (Saudi).
The only countries that don't support the war are those with interests in Iran -- which is pretty much all of Europe and China.
I'd love for Trump to say "no habla Espanol, el cabron" and use the bases anyway. What the fuck is Spain gonna do about it? Whine and cry and complain to the UN?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:06 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 11:06 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:06 AM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 11:06 AM (+nEug)
Arguably the most important NATO allies of France, Germany and the United Kingdom have not followed some of their fellow allies in flatly refusing any involvement, but they are also making it clear that they are not interested.
The current governments of those countries clearly hate us, but I think big changes are coming, so I hope we're open to resuming a productive relationship with them once they've gotten their heads on right.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)
Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Administration about the war in Iran.
I was worried before, but I’m more worried now.
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Apparently, "classified" means first to the media wins.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 11:07 AM (FXNzP)
But I'm taking all their business
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 04, 2026 11:07 AM (8DR9B)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2026 11:08 AM (pDt9x)
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I wonder what Zombie Curtis Lemay would say about this.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 11:08 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:06 AM (iFTx/)
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It would be the response I would like to see, but Trump frequently will not do that. He has a baseline respect for these institutions that just doesn't meet up with what he should have.
For being a dictator and a threat to democracy, he sure doesn't do it very well.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:08 AM (GZYu7)
I was worried before, but I’m more worried now.
Why? Were they circling the wagons?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 11:08 AM (8DR9B)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 04, 2026 11:09 AM (t/Eo5)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue at March 04, 2026 11:09 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 11:09 AM (n9ltV)
If it weren't for NATO defense, Iran would have been sharing a missile with you, brother.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)
What we do, Fucko (h/t Gigantor), is 'international law'.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (ovfXv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 11:09 AM (n9ltV)
Being Iago, I would bet no.
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (8DR9B)
You forgot the part where international organizations also receive US taxpayer dollars under the guise of foreign aid for the express purpose of interfering in US elections to get the candidates elected that will do their bidding, i.e. clinton, obama and biden.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:05 AM (jbnUc)
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My Greek is a little rusty.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (9YIIg)
Not a rumor. It's true.
https://tinyurl.com/329wzyt2
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:11 AM (viF8m)
Bomb as many countries as they can.
Interesting approach.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 11:11 AM (qpQFJ)
evan loves worf
@esjesjesj
I apologize to Kevin O’Leary and Linda O’Leary for my false statements accusing them of killing two people in a boating accident, falsely accusing them of criminal responsibility, asserting that Mr. O’Leary fled the scene or evaded accountability, and falsely claiming that he blamed the accident on Mrs. O’Leary.
Each of these statements was untrue, unsupported by facts, and I therefore retract them in full.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 11:11 AM (FXNzP)
But the increased pressure of needing to meet commitments along with increased social net costs that are in competition with each other is going to instigate a lot of change.
Europe seems to be at a point where the old order is doing everything it can to keep the order in place, but they simply don't have the money or support to do it. So, they try importing more third worlders to keep them in power.
But, it honestly may not be enough.
The breaking of the post-WWII paradigm, led by Trump but helped by others in Europe like Orban, is not getting undone. The native populations are generally unhappy. The establishments have all shown their asses.
Hell, Spain's socialist government lost a bunch of regional races right after giving 500,000 illegals voting rights.
If natives start voting as a block against the interests of 6-8% of the Muslim populations, well...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:11 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:11 AM (snZF9)
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In many ways, this too is the story of Trump.
The Green-Eyed Monster is not just a river in Egypt ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 11:11 AM (qD0Ko)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 04, 2026 11:12 AM (cxFcK)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 11:12 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)
@SenWarren
I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Administration about the war in Iran.
I was worried before, but I’m more worried now.
It's total US victory! The Iranian people are celebrating, and may have representative government, throwing the Muslims out! It's a catastrophe! We're going to get slaughtered in the midterms!!!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 04, 2026 11:12 AM (JCZqz)
@SenWarren
I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Administration about the war in Iran.
I was worried before, but I’m more worried now.
Good. You're losing. We're winning.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 11:12 AM (ovfXv)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (GZYu7)
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She was probably completely on board with the administration in the classified meeting. "You do whatever you need to do to end this."
Then she promised that her votes against it were just show votes because she knows they'll never pass, and then she went out to fundraise.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:12 AM (GBKbO)
Jacinda Ardern's move to Australia renews spotlight on New Zealand's brain drain problem - BBC
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 11:13 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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How does he do that without stirring up his own Kurds?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 04, 2026 11:13 AM (XvL8K)
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It was Mrs. O'Leary's cow!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2026 11:14 AM (9YIIg)
I asked House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) about Nancy Pelosi saying in 2011 that President Obama didn't need Congressional approval to bomb Libya, but Dems now say President Trump needs approval to bomb Iran?
Jeffries said Iran is "very different" & told me "I don't even understand the genesis or basis of that question...not suggesting you're asking it in bad faith."
When I pointed out that the Libya bombing campaign went on for 7 months, (and also included a no-fly zone), Jeffries said he wasn’t in Congress at the time and that the Trump admin "isn't even pretending to have intelligence at this point" to justify the strikes in Iran.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 11:14 AM (FXNzP)
‘The current governments of those countries clearly hate us, but I think big changes are coming, so I hope we're open to resuming a productive relationship with them once they've gotten their heads on right.’
That’s my take. The current leaders should end up discredited for flooding their countries with muslim criminals.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:14 AM (jbnUc)
It was an Israeli hoax to scare Turkey into support!!!!!
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 04, 2026 11:14 AM (JCZqz)
I was worried before, but I’m more worried now.
She was cold, they got her a blanket, and now she has fever, chills, headache and a rash...
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 04, 2026 11:14 AM (w9Wax)
Sure Jan.
Posted by: Marsha at March 04, 2026 11:15 AM (8DR9B)
Erdogan's party is in trouble electorally, and I predict that Turkey will soon move sharply towards the secular west and away from Islam.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bill and Ted at March 04, 2026 11:16 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Ey O. Howyadoin at March 04, 2026 11:16 AM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:06 AM (iFTx/)
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It would be the response I would like to see, but Trump frequently will not do that. He has a baseline respect for these institutions that just doesn't meet up with what he should have.
For being a dictator and a threat to democracy, he sure doesn't do it very well.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:08 AM (GZYu7)
________
Yea, I don't think we need to use the Spanish bases, so Trump will probably just say "we don't need these putas" and maybe kick them in the nuts with more tariffs.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Archimedes
Oh shit. Someone needs to rescue Hasan Abi's dog!!!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (W2Pud)
Not a rumor. It's true.
https://tinyurl.com/329wzyt2
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:11 AM
The mullahs must be flailing. Turkey? I mean, as an American of Hellenic ancestry, I'm conflicted, because f%^k Turkey, but that was just stupid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (bFu5X)
Turkey has no motive to change its tune, after this little incident. Losing the strategic partner in Iran means a lot more than one of its wild-eyed redshirts lobbing a few stray rocks at them. They have Kurds on both sides of that border to keep under control without regard to that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Tasty Pastry at March 04, 2026 11:18 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 11:19 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 11:19 AM (8DR9B)
When you assert "that's different" without explaining how, you're just stalling for time until you come up with some plausible lie. Unfortunately for Jeffries, the plausible lie was a bridge too far. He's just not clever enough to lie convincingly.
When I pointed out that the Libya bombing campaign went on for 7 months, (and also included a no-fly zone), Jeffries said he wasn’t in Congress at the time and that the Trump admin "isn't even pretending to have intelligence at this point" to justify the strikes in Iran.
If anyone knows about pretending to have intelligence, it's Hakeem Jeffries.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:19 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 11:19 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 11:19 AM (3BwY8)
@esjesjesj
I apologize to Kevin O’Leary and Linda O’Leary for my false statements accusing them of killing two people...
easy to tell that someone's lawyer wrote that and said "sign it or else!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 11:20 AM (/QdgR)
Ironically, it will likely be Israel and Iran aligned with the US against this Caliphate.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 11:20 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 11:20 AM (3BwY8)
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Has US District Clown Judge -- and Defacto POTUS -- Bozoberg stayed this action yet?
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 11:20 AM (qD0Ko)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:19 AM
In Jeffries' case, the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the poisoned tree.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:20 AM (bFu5X)
So no more multiple bites at the apple dredging up new 'facts' for court appeals. Only errors of law by immigration authorities are now appealable.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:21 AM (E4rtv)
I hope we told Putin that Istanbul is his if he wants it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:21 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 11:20 AM (/QdgR)
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What was going on there, anyhow?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2026 11:21 AM (9YIIg)
... this should work well in West Texas .. NOT
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:21 AM (RHGPo)
Heh. Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Judge Boasberg at March 04, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)
So no more multiple bites at the apple dredging up new 'facts' for court appeals. Only errors of law by immigration authorities are now appealable.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:21 AM (E4rtv)
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This did not happen because Trump turned his gaze towards Iran.
All efforts at immigration enforcement, from picking up illegals to legal efforts to defend it, stopped cold the second he walked into a meeting with Secretary of War Hegseth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:22 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Archimedes
I think you are dreaming.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM (H0pbe)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM (LB35C)
... just in time for the studies that say cannabis can cause permanent brain damage
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM (RHGPo)
... this should work well in West Texas .. NOT
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:21 AM (RHGPo)
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Translation: Increase taxes so we can follow California's shining example of how to build high-speed rail!
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM (3BwY8)
We're the only nation strong enough to enforce said international law. Your feelings mean nothing.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 11:24 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Archimedes
Heh, that is the impression he gives.
You have to wonder what goes on at an intelligence briefing with Congressmen. "See this over here? That's Iran. Your homework is to look up the capital. Test on Friday!"
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 11:24 AM (ovfXv)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:25 AM (RHGPo)
All efforts at immigration enforcement, from picking up illegals to legal efforts to defend it, stopped cold the second he walked into a meeting with Secretary of War Hegseth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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This is one of those cases that will have a really big impact on endless claims of persecution raised just before someone is deported that has never bothered to request refugee status in the first place. 9-0 gives a clear signal to courts. We shall see if Obama and Biden judges actually listen.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:25 AM (E4rtv)
Them old greek homos.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM
They're thieves!
Posted by: zombie Jessie Jackson at March 04, 2026 11:25 AM (sw0J6)
So no more multiple bites at the apple dredging up new 'facts' for court appeals. Only errors of law by immigration authorities are now appealable.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:21 AM (E4rtv)
Nicely done by DOJ...gonna say 9-0 is surprisingly, but I guess you can't be all crazy all the time...either that, or the 3 realized how much more work they'd have to do each year if they ruled the other way...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 11:25 AM (tOcjL)
33 >>I saw a rumor that Iran launched a ballistic missile at Turkey that was shot down. If true, I wonder whether Erdogan will change his tune!
Not a rumor. It's true.
https://tinyurl.com/329wzyt2
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:11 AM
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"As their neighbour and brother, we share the pain of the Iranian people," he said at a Ramadan fast-breaking dinner in Ankara, and added that the U.S.-Iran dispute had grown into war after provocations from Israel.
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Share the pain. Iran took him at his word.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 11:25 AM (VWtfl)
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What a happy thought!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 11:26 AM (7EPvM)
@RashidaTlaib
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
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"We headchopping rapists can," she explained, "but you can't."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 11:26 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:26 AM (RHGPo)
I'm going with Jackson and Sotomayor didn't understand the question.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:25 AM (E4rtv)
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District judges in the First Circuit will not be convinced.
The First Circuit of Appeals, though, is a different matter.
Faster turn around on appeals of out of control judges combined with some of the district court judges getting the hint, finally.
Still, DHS is shipping people to the Fifth as fast as possible for a reason. It's because the Fifth doesn't tolerate those games.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:26 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 11:27 AM (7EPvM)
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 11:27 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 11:27 AM (o0Ud6)
@RashidaTlaib
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
So, you're saying we should get rid of the illegals?
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 11:27 AM (ovfXv)
@RashidaTlaib
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
... but thanks you naive bastards for letting us in your country
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:28 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2026 11:28 AM (gQFwH)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 11:28 AM (GD0B3)
@SenWarren
I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Administration about the war in Iran.
The first rule about classified briefings is that you don't talk about classified briefings.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 11:29 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Archimedes
I think you are dreaming.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Erdogan, like any other despot, has created a problem. The longer he stays in place, the more all the various ills of society get blamed on him. He has been running Turkey for over 25 years now either as prime minister or President and pretty much shat on the secular Turks. But Erdogan's support, just like the Iranian mullahs, came from the poorer and more rural Turks and inflation is hurting them a lot. Current is 31.53 percent per year.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)
@RashidaTlaib
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
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I am not interested in freeing them.
I am interested in killing the leaders who think it's a good idea to fund terrorism worldwide.
Iran can have an oppressive despot all it wants, as long as that despot doesn't fund terrorism worldwide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:29 AM (GBKbO)
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Is that a quote from Erdogan ... or Qatarlson?
/
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 11:29 AM (+AJs4)
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
But killing Israelis in the name of your demon god is perfectly acceptable. Noted.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 11:29 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Jackson wrote the opinion.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Archimedes
From where I'm sitting (comfy chair, living room, Indiana).... It looks to me like Islam is waning throughout the middle east. It seems to be rising in Europe. Thought exercise... Are the colonizers invading European countries because their barbaric version of Islam is becoming very unpopular in Islamic countries? Islam is a tyrannical political system dressed up as a religious cult. Perhaps more people in the middle east are realizing this and rejecting it. perhaps that is why the Crown Prince of SA is moderating and modernizing SA. That man isn't stupid and he has the numbers of people making the haj to see what's happening.
People the world over want a peaceful life, A happy life, A comfortable life. The goat fucking savages want everyone miserable for their jihad and delusions of world dominance. I think that most Muslims are just phoning it in out of self preservation and if given a free choice would reject it completely
.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (W2Pud)
Make it the headquarters for his newly formed ministry of ungentlemanly warfare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM (snZF9)
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
But killing Israelis in the name of your demon god is perfectly acceptable. Noted.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 11:29 AM (svLOV)
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You seen the online thing about the REAL reason Israel attacked Iran?
Because 2 weeks before, some people in Iran had burned a statue of Baal.
It's really the only reason Israel would have to attack Iran. Iran torched the statue to a satanic figure, and Israel wouldn't let that stand!
Open your eyes, sheeple!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM (GBKbO)
The Reign of the Stronk Empowered Minority Wimmins seems to be over. I think even normal black and brown people are sick of these DEI retards foisted on them by commie scumbags.
I've long said that Rachet, AOC, and to a lesser extent Kamala are pure media creations, without any real constituents or support.
Jazmine getting crushed in the primary strongly supports this. I have long said that AOC would also lose a primary against a decent opponent.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 11:31 AM (Y1sOo)
But a subway in rural Texas..now that’s gonna be a success.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 11:31 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Jackson wrote the opinion.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)
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A matter so clear in law that even Jackson agrees with it to the point that she can write in defense of it.
"Yes, district courts are created by Congress and Congress can set limits on their jurisdiction."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:31 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes
I think you are dreaming.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Erdogan, like any other despot, has created a problem. The longer he stays in place, the more all the various ills of society get blamed on him. He has been running Turkey for over 25 years now either as prime minister or President and pretty much shat on the secular Turks. But Erdogan's support, just like the Iranian mullahs, came from the poorer and more rural Turks and inflation is hurting them a lot. Current is 31.53 percent per year.
It's also a cultural thing. The backwaters like Cappadocia vote for him because they're culturally and religiously conservative, but they're also economically moribund. The youthful energy is on the coast, e.g. Damascus. Those areas are growing rapidly in terms of population and economically, and they HATE Erdogan.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
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I’m still waiting to hear from Tuvalu before making a decision.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 11:32 AM (qpQFJ)
Stop laughing.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 11:31 AM (Y1sOo)
Is Mauritius the Pompatus of Love??
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2026 11:32 AM (pDt9x)
If you’re the first Fuckos, who’s the second?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:05 AM (jbnUc)
Yeehaw, Chucklefucks, it's Big Dick Marty!
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 11:32 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Archimedes
I think you are dreaming.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM (H0pbe)
==
I tend to think you are right AZ, though I can hold out hope for Archimedes.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:32 AM (GZYu7)
‘ So no more multiple bites at the apple dredging up new 'facts' for court appeals. Only errors of law by immigration authorities are now appealable.’
Unless the ‘judges’ just do it anyway.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:33 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (W2Pud)
Make it the headquarters for his newly formed ministry of ungentlemanly warfare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM
I was thinking another Trump Tower, but this idea has merit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:33 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Jackson wrote the opinion.
I see no reason it can't be both.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)
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Clash between Dr. George Szamuely and Will Chamberlain on Iran’s right to enrich uranium and who has the authority to enforce red lines under international law.
"What gives the US the right to decide whether or not Iran can enrich uranium?"
"The B2 bomber."
"So might makes right?"
"Yes."
Based.
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Yeah, that Catch B2 is a doozy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 11:33 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2026 11:33 AM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: zombie three dog night at March 04, 2026 11:33 AM (G/ZRw)
The “media” sure targeted him for the politics of the day. He was a remarkable individual.
He had to work within the constraints of the time. Led from the front - in Boeing B-17 bombers over “flak cities” in some of the most dangerous (and ineffective, frankly) bombing missions. The 8th had about a 35% loss rate - either KIA, wounded, or POW.
Imperial Japan was never going to surrender, tenacity is an admirable trait but they would have fought with sticks and stones to the last. He did not like dropping bombs on civilians, and said so, but this was calculated solely to end the war with the minimum possible loss to Americans. That’s all anyone wanted to do. End the war, by any means necessary.
Somewhere along the way we lost those kinds of leaders in favor of politicians and bean counters and perfumed bureaucrats
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 11:33 AM (DwGFu)
Posted by: NATO and the UN at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (/IU3q)
You didn't believe in Black Girlboss Magic or whatever?
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Jackson wrote the opinion.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)
D Blacks do not like D Hispanics challenging their top minority status...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (tOcjL)
I think you are correct.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (Riz8t)
Well, that should make for a few interesting Youtube "explainer" videos.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (Fs0KI)
Stop laughing.
Posted by: one hour sober
"Not now, sweetie. Daddy is still slapping down Iran for being too uppity."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:31 AM
Damascus?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM (iFTx/)
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Without Austin going full racist in refusing to back a strong black woman, Jasmine ties that race. Talarico was deeply weak all over the rest of the state.
And when Talarico loses by 12-15 because the GOP just plays clips of him saying that God is non-binary, that trans people need abortions, that trans children are beautiful, that the southern border should be a welcome mat, and that Texans should give up their guns in the face of Islamic terrorism...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (GBKbO)
Saw a bio of someone the other day that said they had gotten out of college and worked for VISTA. He was working for some inner city org which was for "progressive government" . The Communist march through the institutions is paid for by US taxpayers. VISTA still exists and is part of AMERICORPS. It came into existence as part of the war on poverty. The war on poverty was lost years ago
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 11:35 AM (IqyFR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:35 AM (RHGPo)
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
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"Some people did some things."
/What's the big deal?
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 11:35 AM (+AJs4)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2026 11:35 AM (H0pbe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (W2Pud)
Make it the headquarters for his newly formed ministry of ungentlemanly warfare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM
I was thinking another Trump Tower, but this idea has merit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:33 AM (bFu5X)
Rename it the "Bad Badass Chamber of Badass Militarized Death".
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 11:35 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (bFu5X)
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Forget it. He's rolling.
Posted by: Boone at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM (FdvUm)
@RashidaTlaib
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
Exactly!
Posted by: Zombie Adolph Hitler at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:35 AM (RHGPo)
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Never go Full-Tank Retard.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM (+AJs4)
Posted by: Your Friendly Earworm All Day at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM (DwGFu)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM
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Forget it. He's rolling.
Posted by: Boone at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM
I love this place.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:37 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)
Ulaanbaatar is Mongolia.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 11:37 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2026 11:38 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:38 AM (GZYu7)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 11:38 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
Jokes? On a Smart Military Blog?
Absolutely Haraam.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 11:39 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM (FdvUm)
B/c it's less than a $20...and thanks to ATMs, people usually have $20s, so think in those terms...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 11:39 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 11:41 AM (FXNzP)
In that usage, it meant “beside yourself” or “utter confusion.” SNAFU, FUBAR, in other words.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 11:41 AM (DwGFu)
Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at March 04, 2026 11:36 AM (FdvUm)
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[From marketplace.org:]
https://is.gd/xNjDFY
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 11:41 AM (Dldky)
But not, say, a squadron or two of Chinese-made/Russian-flown stealth attack jets that might be enough to break Ukraine's lines and force an end to the war. Beijing supplies Russia with just enough material to keep the war going, which, in my estimation, is Beijing's way of reducing Moscow from trading partner to vassal.
https://is.gd/Stg9NR
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)
I don't see them making a Westward turn, so long as he and his peeps are in power. And for various reasons - not least of which is Incirlik - I don't think Trump will want to forcibly dislodge them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 11:42 AM (BI5O2)
DataRepublican seems to believe Crockett lost because the Democrat Party machine wanted it so. I wouldn't bet against her claims.
I don't think it matters much. Talerico is every bit as creepy and far left as Crockett.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:42 AM (viF8m)
‘ The B2 bomber."
"So might makes right?"’
The only way right is made is when the mighty decide to make right.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:43 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:42 AM (viF8m)
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Talarico is probably going to lose by more than Crockett would have.
Depressed black turnout (they'll still vote for him 90-10 or so, but just in reduced numbers) and the airwaves are going to be filled with the ludicrous nonsense he's espoused for the last few years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:43 AM (GBKbO)
DataRepublican seems to believe Crockett lost because the Democrat Party machine wanted it so. I wouldn't bet against her claims.
I don't think it matters much. Talerico is every bit as creepy and far left as Crockett.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:42 AM (viF8m)
So, the cheat was on in Austin. That's easy to check.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 11:43 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:44 AM (RHGPo)
I typed that first, then decided to Beijing it.
Posted by: Archimedes
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That guy was fast
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2026 11:44 AM (EgkXQ)
Very late.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 11:44 AM (jtM2q)
What is interesting about the Turks is that they know this is all about nukes, and that is a threat to them, isn't it?
I am not sure if:
a) they think Iran was not a threat, and they would leverage off the Iranian power to further undermine the West, Israel, and the Arabs
or
b) They knew it was a threat, are happy about removing them but are worried about the US having leverage and while they want Iran de-nuclearized, they also want leverage in the aftermath to resolve some border issues in their favor.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 04, 2026 11:45 AM (/WT6b)
We're the only nation strong enough to enforce said international law. Your feelings mean nothing.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM
"International law" does not really exist. It is a concept that has no enforcing authority nor a body that deliberates and makes laws.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 11:45 AM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 11:45 AM (IqyFR)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM (iFTx/)
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Without Austin going full racist in refusing to back a strong black woman, Jasmine ties that race. Talarico was deeply weak all over the rest of the state.
And when Talarico loses by 12-15 because the GOP just plays clips of him saying that God is non-binary, that trans people need abortions, that trans children are beautiful, that the southern border should be a welcome mat, and that Texans should give up their guns in the face of Islamic terrorism...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (GBKbO)
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So you're now agreeing with me? I never said Talarico could win the general. He won't.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (EcHpA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 11:17 AM (W2Pu
This. Just say yep its been on us soil for too long. We should share the blessing of its presence with another country. Spain you're up.
Not as much fun being a perverted gallavating UN tool in some shithole in spain.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (i0Hi3)
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It goes way back. It shows up in Captain Corcoran's second act aria in "HMS Pinafore," and is much older than that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (9YIIg)
Cornyn and Paxton were the top two finishers in the GOP Senate contest Tuesday night, bumping out Rep. Wesley Hunt. In the Democratic contest, Talarico, a 36-year-old Bible scholar who captured national attention for his faith-based message, defeated U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett for the party’s nomination.
For some reason, they neglected to mention his political leanings until later in the article. It's a mystery.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)
Most Spanish "men" are mama's boys who live at home for a decade or more longer than an American child (male or female) would.
The Spaniards that I know (and I know many) are conservatives and hate the socialists.
But they are outvoted.
Posted by: UncleJefe at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (gAuAm)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (3wOGw)
Like Megan Markle...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:47 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:46 AM (iFTx/)
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My point extends beyond that.
Talarico is going to lose comically badly.
And the argument from the black caucus is going to strengthen in response.
Plus, you know, SC's Dem primary is far more black than TX's is.
Obama lost the TX primary in 2008. Hillary won it 51-47.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:47 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM (o0Ud6)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM (IifOV)
Posted by: UncleJefe
OK, I want to hear that story.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM (svLOV)
"What gives the US the right to decide whether or not Iran can enrich uranium?"
"The B2 bomber."
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Something to keep in mind. The whole introduction of International law was based upon a US ordered post WWII world. We made international law, and then the Euro-weenies took it to illogical extremes and we said, yeah, bruh, until we change the definition again you worthless weak-kneed twits.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:38 AM (GZYu7)
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Heard this morning that more people voted in the D than the R -- although some speculation is that a significant number of Rs voted for Crockett preferring her as the opponent in the general.
Also, that Cornyn and allies spent nearly $80 million -- making it the most expensive primary campaign ever.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM (AsZRs)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM (o0Ud6)
How good do you think you'd be at Bokh Wrestling?
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 11:49 AM (3wOGw)
Next to these piss ants we're practically the Borg. I would pull all our shit out and tell them good luck. Oh, I would add one little thing on the way out. Tell them if we ever seriously need a base there, we're just going to come and make one, and how we clear the area is up to them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:49 AM (snZF9)
With more than 90% of the vote counted, Cornyn had 42%, Paxton received 41% and Hunt had 13.5%, according to the Associated Press as of Wednesday morning. The GOP race now heads to a showdown on May 26 to decide the party’s nominee. Trump hasn’t endorsed anyone in the race so far but could face pressure to do so.
I'm assuming most of Hunt's votes will go to Paxton, but that's based on very little other than hope.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
@SenWarren
I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Administration about the war in Iran.
I was worried before, but I’m more worried now.
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Apparently, "classified" means first to the media wins.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 11:07 AM (FXNzP)
Translation: "I'm not going to be getting any more checks from Iran, not ever. Waaaah!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:49 AM (8zz6B)
Does that make me a racist, or a horny pervert?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Care Either Way. at March 04, 2026 11:49 AM (FdvUm)
@RashidaTlaib
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
Same rule applies to deporting zombie grifters illegals that enslave citizens to funding their lives for eternity.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 11:49 AM (IifOV)
I think Turkey is the same, but from inside the tent. Maybe that is what is going on. Turkey knows they have the strategic position that the West needs, but they share none of our goals. (Actually, same with all the muzzie states -- they are all our enemies. Every single one.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 04, 2026 11:49 AM (/WT6b)
‘ And for various reasons - not least of which is Incirlik - I don't think Trump will want to forcibly dislodge them.’
I wonder whether someone is getting all our really important equipment out of there before the Turks completely turn on us.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:49 AM (jbnUc)
It's a truly great day. Now to kick Cornyn to the curb Texas.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 11:50 AM (abIsI)
"The current conflict is another example of the failure of the international order."
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 11:50 AM (IqyFR)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 11:45 AM
When I was in my international law class, I used to say that international law was whatever the f@#k the US and UK said it was. Today? The UK can sod off.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:51 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Denny Crane -
Less than a twenty. Pocket change.
Next jump is 49. Too big.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 04, 2026 11:51 AM (sl73Y)
Does that make me a racist, or a horny pervert?
Why do you need to choose?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
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The runoff will trend towards Cornyn because the electorate of the runoff will be older and more establishmenty and more regular voter.
8% is a fair gap, and 42-41 is not some kind of lead that can be overcome with a small minority of the rest of the vote, but...I'm not sure Cornyn is going to lose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:51 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:51 AM (bFu5X)
The UK a is a conquered island run by the nadless. It should be vacated and turned into a theme park.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:52 AM (snZF9)
@SenWarren
I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Administration about the war in Iran.
I was worried before, but I’m more worried now.
She sendum smoke signals. Big trouble.
Posted by: Chief Whines Alot at March 04, 2026 11:52 AM (IifOV)
I've long said that Rachet, AOC, and to a lesser extent Kamala are pure media creations, without any real constituents or support.
Jazmine getting crushed in the primary strongly supports this. I have long said that AOC would also lose a primary against a decent opponent.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM (iFTx/)
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Let's revisit this post after the Dems make Cumshot Kamala their nominee for prez in '28.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 11:53 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM
My friend used to be Deputy Chief of Mission over there. She tells me they do great lamb.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 11:53 AM (bFu5X)
https://tinyurl.com/329wzyt2
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:11 AM (viF8m)
I'd like a more reliable source than al-Reuters. That "missile" stuck in the ground, fins-up, looks straight out of a Road Runner cartoon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:53 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:52 AM (snZF9)
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I don't think Bad Food Land would be a big tourist draw.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 11:53 AM (3BwY8)
"Democracy is like a train: when you come to your stop, you get off."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 11:54 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 11:50 AM (IqyFR)
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And a hunting license.
Posted by: John Effin' Kerry at March 04, 2026 11:54 AM (9YIIg)
Posted by: Denny Crane
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My obvious guess would be that statisticians have analyzed donations and found maximum return to be at that number. But...bear in mind the additional appeal of the 'adorable' premium; stuffed toy, blanket, t-shirt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 11:55 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:52 AM (snZF9)
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I don't think Bad Food Land would be a big tourist draw.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 11:53 AM (3BwY
Vacated means vacated, even the food. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:55 AM (snZF9)
Cornyn and Paxton were the top two finishers in the GOP Senate contest Tuesday night, bumping out Rep. Wesley Hunt.
Cornyn 41.8%
Paxton 40.8%
Hunt 13.5%
That's more than a bump.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 11:55 AM (pKr8Y)
Does that make me a racist, or a horny pervert?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Care Either Way. at March 04, 2026 11:55 AM (FdvUm)
I've long said that Rachet, AOC, and to a lesser extent Kamala are pure media creations, without any real constituents or support.
Jazmine getting crushed in the primary strongly supports this. I have long said that AOC would also lose a primary against a decent opponent.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:30 AM (iFTx/)
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Let's revisit this post after the Dems make Cumshot Kamala their nominee for prez in '28.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 11:53 AM (3BwY
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My post didn't say anything about Kamala losing the 2028 nomination. She very well might win it, but that will be in large part because her opponents are all dogshit and she at least has bigger national name recognition.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)
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I had a few things to say about that.
Posted by: John of Gaunt at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (9YIIg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 11:55 AM
Don't forget our tote bags!
Posted by: NPR/PBS at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (bFu5X)
Iran wanted to be the big dog in the Islamic world and eventually the whole world by controlling the Islamist world wide caliphate government.
Turkey wants to be the big dog in the Islamic world and eventually the whole world by controlling the Islamist world wide caliphate government.
Both countries want to control the world wide caliphate.
Saddam Hussein had that same delusion of grandeur.
All of them believe that nuclear weapons are their keys to the kingdom.
All of them hate Saudi Arabia because they control the holy sites of Islam.
Trump real goal is to cut China off at the knees.
The hardline Islamists real goal is to cut Saudi Arabia off at the knees. Nukes and suppression of non Muslims are their preferred method of achieving that goal. It's not working.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM
My friend used to be Deputy Chief of Mission over there. She tells me they do great lamb.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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The Yak butter becomes a bit tiresome.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 11:57 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM (IifOV)
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[A US sub torpedoed an Iranian warship in the Indian Ocean last night -- first torpedo sinking since WWII.]
The White House
@WhiteHouse
This Iranian warship thought it was safe in international waters. It wasn't.
The @DeptofWar is fighting to win. 🇺🇸
[video]
https://is.gd/OqZI76
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 11:57 AM (mrFSL)
As pathways to freedom have narrowed in immigration courts across the United States, a record number of detainees are giving up their cases and voluntarily leaving the country.
Last year, 28% of completed immigration removal cases among those in detention ended in voluntary departure, a higher share than in any year prior, a CBS News analysis of decades of court records found.
That figure only appears to be climbing as the Trump administration's immigration crackdown widens and detention populations swell. The percentage of voluntary departures among those detained grew nearly every month of 2025, reaching 38% in December. The analysis does not include those who were not given a hearing before an immigration judge, such as immigrants in expedited removal proceedings.
"It's set up for every individual who is detained to get to the point where they're just emotionally drained and exhausted through it all of the way that we're being treated, to just say, 'OK, all I want is my freedom,'" said Vilma Palacios, who agreed to return to Honduras in late December after being detained for six months in Basile, Louisiana.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)
Mexico is facing such terrorism from the drug cartels ... "obey or we will burn you down". (India has its own version of "colonization", infiltration into every job market then promoting their own from within)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 11:57 AM (vbXSk)
Does that make me a racist, or a horny pervert?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Care Either Way. at March 04, 2026 11:55 AM (FdvUm)
I don't think there is a word to describe that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:57 AM (snZF9)
My post didn't say anything about Kamala losing the 2028 nomination. She very well might win it, but that will be in large part because her opponents are all dogshit and she at least has bigger national name recognition.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)
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The counterfactuals around the 2026 TX Senate race are going to drive a lot of animosity in the Democrat party.
When Talarico loses by 15, with lowered black turnout, the black caucus is going to be all, "We would have won with Crockett. You need us more than we need you."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:58 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
****
ISWYDT. That was mean. I love this place.
Posted by: clarence at March 04, 2026 11:58 AM (uUZin)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 11:55 AM (XeU6L)
Good point!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Love Those Blankets! at March 04, 2026 11:58 AM (qiG+p)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)
Well, there goes the hope of seeing you and TJM fight it out in the Octagon over it.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 11:58 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Nina Totenberg at March 04, 2026 11:58 AM (XeU6L)
The reason the ‘allies’ feel bold enough to publicly denounce us is they are expecting the ‘Rats to return to power.
If Trump doesn’t turn his full attention to defeating them and destroying their election stealing apparatus the Europeans could end up being right.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:58 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2026 11:59 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:21 AM (jbnUc)
(opens musty joke book)
If Russia invades Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:59 AM (8zz6B)
US troops reportedly told the war in Iran is intended to bring about biblical end times, Armageddon.
... well, that explains Liz Warren's fears
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:59 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: They Might Be Giants at March 04, 2026 11:59 AM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 11:48 AM
My friend used to be Deputy Chief of Mission over there. She tells me they do great lamb.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Mongolian BBQ FTW!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2026 11:59 AM (9YIIg)
The White House
@WhiteHouse
This Iranian warship thought it was safe in international waters. It wasn't.
The @DeptofWar is fighting to win. 🇺🇸
[video]
https://is.gd/OqZI76
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 11:57 AM (mrFSL)
Cool. Last night on the ONT I said it would be cool to slam a torpedo into one of their boats WWII style. I got my wish. Thanks uncle Pete.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:00 PM (snZF9)
... this should work well in West Texas .. NOT
———
First the buses, then they build section 8 housing and crime goes up and housing value goes down
More white flight, but to where?
Then the D win another congressional seat
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 04, 2026 12:00 PM (nGraA)
I certainly hope so.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)
‘ I'd like to see Kumala Hairless sucking on AOC's nipples.
Does that make me a racist, or a horny pervert?’
It means that damn near anything can make you horny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 12:00 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 11:21 AM (jbnUc)
(opens musty joke book)
If Russia invades Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:59 AM (8zz6B)
Putin? Feh. Istanbul should belong to Romania, to honor Vlad the Impaler.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:01 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
"Ewwww" comes to mind.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 04, 2026 12:01 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Nina Totenberg at March 04, 2026 11:58 AM (XeU6L)
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Personally, I'd stay away from someone whose name is "Death Mountain."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2026 12:01 PM (9YIIg)
Does that make me a racist, or a horny pervert?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Care Either Way. at March 04, 2026 11:55 AM (FdvUm)
I don't think there is a word to describe that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:57 AM (snZF9)
Come on, bro, you at least saw it in your minds eye when you read it... that image isn't not hot... LOL
Posted by: Denny Crane - Love Those Blankets! at March 04, 2026 12:02 PM (qiG+p)
Anything that doesn't go her way she has a meltdown.
Like a spoiled child that doesn't get her way.
And everybody is a racist. And the world is unfair.
And if little Miss Princess can't have her way she will have a big hissy fit and stomp her feet and hopefully hold her breath.
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2026 12:02 PM (gQFwH)
Does that make me a racist, or a horny pervert?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Care Either Way. at March 04, 2026 11:55 AM (FdvUm)
I don't think there is a word to describe that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
🤢🤮🤮🤮 is a start.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:02 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 12:02 PM (abIsI)
8% is a fair gap, and 42-41 is not some kind of lead that can be overcome with a small minority of the rest of the vote, but...I'm not sure Cornyn is going to lose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Depends and would require a very close look at data. Paxton spent very little on the race compared to Cornyn and usually it is the more ideologically committed that show up in runoffs.
Turnout is key and if Paxton wants to win, he is going to have to turn out his voters in a runoff which means spending money. Cornyn has the NRSC resources to waste but is a flaccid uninspiring candidate. So we shall see.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 12:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (2J/Lj)
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Only because Obama / Biden / Harris / Newsom hasn't gotten another term or two in The White House ... yet.
Thank God for Trump ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 12:03 PM (mrFSL)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)
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The counterfactuals around the 2026 TX Senate race are going to drive a lot of animosity in the Democrat party.
When Talarico loses by 15, with lowered black turnout, the black caucus is going to be all, "We would have won with Crockett. You need us more than we need you."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:58 AM (GBKbO)
_________
So the fact that you were wrong about the TX primary -- I'm pretty sure you said Rachet would win in a walk -- somehow bolsters support for you being right about Kamala in 2028?
I personally think both your predictions for TX primary and 2028 are based on outdated dynamics like I talked about above. I was right about TX. It remains to be seen what happens in 2028. I continue to believe if the Dums had a quality white guy -- a very big "if" -- he would beat Kamala.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
I doubt they will in big numbers for obvious reasons. But I don't think a guy who claims God is gender fluid and is all in on trans rights is going to be a big hit in Texas with anyone save for the lunatic fringe.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 12:04 PM (viF8m)
Stop laughing.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 11:31 AM (Y1sOo)
Something we could all use: Lessritius.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 12:04 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 12:04 PM (jbnUc)
>>Cool. Last night on the ONT I said it would be cool to slam a torpedo into one of their boats WWII style. I got my wish. Thanks uncle Pete.
I wonder if there is a morale patch for that sort of thing?
The Silent Service, serving silently and then not.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 12:04 PM (XV/Pl)
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Reported by who?
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:05 PM (e5WJR)
CBS NEWS GOTTA CBS NEWS: CBS boss ‘OUTRAGED’ by clip showing Texas TV reporter being told not to cover jubilant Iranian protests after Trump had Ayatollah killed.
CBS News Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss is ‘fuming’ over a viral video that appears to show a CBS Austin reporter being instructed to downplay coverage of a pro-Israel-US protest then occurring behind him, it is claimed.
Weiss, 41, saw the footage and wants a network-wide crackdown as a result, a well-placed source told the Daily Mail.
Perhaps there is hope for them. Probably not.
https://is.gd/xh4FJM
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)
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Unless Shapiro can find a way to navigate into a lane of sensibility on the left, I think you may be right.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 12:05 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2026 12:05 PM (FCrpy)
Turnout is key and if Paxton wants to win, he is going to have to turn out his voters in a runoff which means spending money. Cornyn has the NRSC resources to waste but is a flaccid uninspiring candidate. So we shall see.
Posted by: whig
Money has nothing to do with it. I'd crawl over broken glass dousing myself with rubbing alcohol to vote against Cornyn.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:06 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at March 04, 2026 12:07 PM (EcHpA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:00 PM (snZF9
Or as I call him ...
War daddy!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 12:07 PM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
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I believe I said that she was winning the early vote in a walk, that she was "stomping Talarico" there. Which she did everywhere but Austin which went very heavy for Talarico. Without the Austin win at that scale, which was very unusual, she would have gotten closer.
And yes, the black vote is still a block, still voting on skin color (or adjacency, like Biden), and shows no signs of stopping. Also, they voted for Crockett at the same level as they voted for Obama in the 2008 pres primary, a primary that Obama lost in TX.
Which he then went on to win the whole thing because the black vote isn't quite large enough to dominate TX Democrat politics, but is large enough throughout the rest of the South.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:07 PM (GBKbO)
>>Money has nothing to do with it. I'd crawl over broken glass dousing myself with rubbing alcohol to vote against Cornyn.
If you weren't an outlier, there wouldn't be a runoff.
Paxton's got to spend the money to get the honey.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 12:07 PM (XV/Pl)
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Reported by who?
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:05 PM (e5WJR)
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Some proven fabulist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:07 PM (GBKbO)
The Silent Service, serving silently and then not.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
The Silent Service - Just the Tip.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:07 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 12:08 PM (jbnUc)
So, the country whose only claim to fame is an extinct bird says what?
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 12:08 PM (o0Ud6)
But this ignores the elephant in the room: their large Muslim populations. Modern systems can't suffer Islamic influences this powerful. It has to be kept out or it always prevail, and that horse has already flown into the barns of these countries.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:08 PM (BI5O2)
1) Pallets of Cash
2) Pallets of Ballots
Posted by: Uniparty at March 04, 2026 12:08 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)
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Unless Shapiro can find a way to navigate into a lane of sensibility on the left, I think you may be right.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 12:05 PM (GZYu7)
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I think Shapiro is toast. Too boring, too Jewish, too supportive of Israel, and I doubt he made many friends in the Democrap establishment by shitting on Kamala picking Walz over him.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
"I am committed to strengthening relations with Sanae Takaich's Japan. Elevating it to the level of special strategic partnership."
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 12:09 PM (RHGPo)
The reporter should name names. If he has messages telling him to not cover it, let that see the light of day.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 12:09 PM (svLOV)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)
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So it would suggest that Kamala does have a constituency, then.
I mean I think there's a lot of fatigue with the DEI bullshit and with black women in general but saying that there's no constituency for them on the D side is a stretch imo.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:09 PM (3BwY8)
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Reported by who?
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 12:05 PM (e5WJR)
The Islamic End Times kick off in Dabiq, Syria. Not in Iran.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:09 PM (3wOGw)
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Make heads roll, Bari!
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 12:09 PM (GD0B3)
The reporter should name names. If he has messages telling him to not cover it, let that see the light of day.
I assume he'd like to keep working, so I doubt that will happen.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)
A ballistic missile fired from Iran was shot down by NATO air and missile defenses in the eastern Mediterranean while heading toward Turkish airspace, Turkey’s defense ministry said on Wednesday.
The missile had flown over Iraq and Syria, according to a ministry statement posted on social media. It did not say what the missile’s target was believed to be. Remnants of the ordnance that shot it down fell in Turkey’s south-central province of Hatay, near the border with Syria, injuring no one, the statement said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 12:10 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Chief Whines
Heap big trouble. There is iron in Squaw with Crab's words.
Posted by: Ten Bears at March 04, 2026 12:10 PM (JCZqz)
"I am committed to strengthening relations with Sanae Takaich's Japan. Elevating it to the level of special strategic partnership."
strategic tentacle exchange
Posted by: anachronda at March 04, 2026 12:10 PM (oY6Yp)
Turnout is key and if Paxton wants to win, he is going to have to turn out his voters in a runoff which means spending money. Cornyn has the NRSC resources to waste but is a flaccid uninspiring candidate. So we shall see.
Posted by: whig
Money has nothing to do with it. I'd crawl over broken glass dousing myself with rubbing alcohol to vote against Cornyn.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:06 PM (pKr8Y)
But women will probably be a bigger percent of the vote total than this time...will they do the same for Paxton?
Someone mentioned I don't like Paxton...which is untrue. What I don't like is his chances in the runoff with his baggage and how iffy TX voters will actually vote...women, especially old women, are a bigger vote share of all special elections...and who draws them?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:10 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
Also doing the typical PA governor thing of "Hoover up all of the state's money to line my own pockets", just like Rendell and The Tommunist.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:10 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
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His 0 percent black voter support for the last year was a clue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 12:04 PM (viF8m)
We all know they're out there.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 12:11 PM (2J/Lj)
POKER MONKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 12:11 PM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 12:11 PM (qiG+p)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 04, 2026 12:05 PM (FCrpy)
Somebody throwing a tantrum in Pankot?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:11 PM (snZF9)
Justice Kentanji Brown Jackson, writing for the entire court, said "[w]e granted certiorari to determine whether the Court of Appeals applied the appropriate standard of review under the INA. We conclude that the statute requires application of the substantial-evidence standard to the agency’s conclusion that a given set of undisputed facts does not constitution persecution. According, we affirm."
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 12:11 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2026 12:12 PM (n5tGW)
Pretty neat.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:13 PM (pKr8Y)
‘ that horse has already flown into the barns of these countries.’
I agree. That’s pie in the sky thinking.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 12:13 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:14 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 04, 2026 12:14 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 12:14 PM (o0Ud6)
Posted by: Bulg
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I suspect that O'Brian's book 'The Mauritius Command' has lent more fame than the Dodo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 12:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 12:14 PM (GD0B3)
The letter, sent Thursday to the University of California Board of Regents, comes as the university system faces multiple federal investigations into alleged antisemitism on its campuses, including Title VI civil rights complaints tied to the Israel-Hamas war and campus protests.
Faculty who signed the letter called on university leaders to draw a clear boundary between individual faculty members’ free speech rights and the use of university branding, resources and official platforms to promote political advocacy. They argue that when faculty members appear to speak with institutional backing, it risks exposing the university to legal and financial consequences.
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 12:14 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:14 PM (3BwY
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His work as TX's AG seems to have given him the aura of a fighter.
His defeat of a RINO led impeachment effort against him made him something of a martyr.
Makes sense to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Obligatory: That's what she said!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:15 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)
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So it would suggest that Kamala does have a constituency, then.
I mean I think there's a lot of fatigue with the DEI bullshit and with black women in general but saying that there's no constituency for them on the D side is a stretch imo.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:09 PM (3BwY
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Being the least worst option doesn't give you a constituency. It means you are the least worst option.
Kamala got absolutely crushed in the 2020 primary when she was on her own. If she had any constituency in the Democrap party, would would have seen it then. Democrap voters preferred herpes over her. She's probably less popular now.
I'm not saying that there isn't a constituency for black candidates in general. Of course there is; blacks still block-vote and there are many of them . I'm saying that merely being black will not mean nearly as much as it only a few years ago.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 12:15 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: ballistic
If you haven't done shit in twenty years, time for new blood.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:14 PM (3BwY
Because he is not Cornhole
Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
I think most of TJM's dogged insistence is because SC gets to vote first.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (3wOGw)
"Someone mentioned I don't like Paxton...which is untrue. What I don't like is his chances in the runoff with his baggage and how iffy TX voters will actually vote...women, especially old women, are a bigger vote share of all special elections...and who draws them?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:10 PM (tOcjL) "
Not a special election, a mid term. Still lower turnout than a presidential, but not in the special election category.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (GZYu7)
Kamala got absolutely crushed in the 2020 primary when she was on her own. If she had any constituency in the Democrap party, would would have seen it then. Democrap voters preferred herpes over her. She's probably less popular now.
I'm not saying that there isn't a constituency for black candidates in general. Of course there is; blacks still block-vote and there are many of them . I'm saying that merely being black will not mean nearly as much as it only a few years ago.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
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Biden didn't have a consituency until he became Obama's VP. He was just a dumb senator from a state that probably didn't exist because, seriously?, Delaware?
It's amazing what being VP does to one's ability to form a constituency.
Also, if black face was enough, Deval Patrick would have won 2020. His campaign lasted 3 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
Also doing the typical PA governor thing of "Hoover up all of the state's money to line my own pockets", just like Rendell and The Tommunist.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:10 PM (3wOGw)
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Yea, that and he ain't a very impressive guy overall. Smarter than the average Dumocrap -- faint praise indeed -- but there's nothing particularly special about him.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: kingsman at March 04, 2026 12:17 PM (ehY6c)
I think most of TJM's dogged insistence is because SC gets to vote first.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (3wOGw)
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Well, Iowa being a fucking joke and NH being out of step with most of the rest of the early states have made both of them completely irrelevant.
IA is still a joke, and NH is being punished by the DNC for something and their actual primary isn't until late in the calendar for 2028 now.
SC is the first real test. The only candidate to lose SC and win the nomination on the D side was Kerry in 2004. More than 2 decades ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:10 PM (tOcjL) "
Not a special election, a mid term. Still lower turnout than a presidential, but not in the special election category.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (GZYu7)
No, a run off os a special election...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:18 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: zombie three dog night at March 04, 2026 11:33 AM (G/ZRw)
Da fuq ... I'm still here, alive and shit !!!
Posted by: Danny Hutton at March 04, 2026 12:18 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:18 PM (tOcjL)
Jacinda Ardern's move to Australia renews spotlight on New Zealand's brain drain problem - BBC
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I.had to.lookup "Jacinta Arden".
Bachelor Degree in " Communication Studies".
"Brain drain".
Dead nuts on comment , TD.👍
Posted by: buddhaha at March 04, 2026 12:19 PM (f8HdW)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)
He wants to drive energy prices way up, which for some reason seems to be every Demoncrat's fondest dream...
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:19 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
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His 0 percent black voter support for the last year was a clue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:11 PM (GBKbO)
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That should be offset by his Muslim voter support.
/Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 12:20 PM (mrFSL)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:20 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: goatexchange at March 04, 2026 12:20 PM (hyS0X)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 04, 2026 12:20 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:18 PM (GBKbO)
All the same, it's still f***ing retarded that every other state's Demoncrat Party just says "Well, OK" if SC says "All the rest of you have to do what we want".
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:20 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Clay at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (xvY1i)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
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Biden didn't have a consituency until he became Obama's VP. He was just a dumb senator from a state that probably didn't exist because, seriously?, Delaware?
It's amazing what being VP does to one's ability to form a constituency.
Also, if black face was enough, Deval Patrick would have won 2020. His campaign lasted 3 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)
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So ... you are agreeing with me? Note also we might be talking about two different things: primary and general. I'm talking about primaries here: who wins the Democrap nomination for X. Obviously, in the general, tens of millions of Democraps are gonna vote for the Democrap whoever the fuck it may be, even if they don't otherwise like the candidate.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)
I assume he'd like to keep working, so I doubt that will happen.
Posted by: Archimedes
He disobeyed an order to protect the narrative. I think the higher ups are willing to fire him for this.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (svLOV)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (GZYu7)
Warren is the prime example of everything that is wrong with the leadership of our country.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (y171U)
Say, you know what would solve that problem? Firewood! Lots and lots of firewood! And here I am with my trusty maul, because axes are for sissies, and I'm not sissy!
Posted by: Pete "Slayer of Tigers" Buttigieg at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
We didn't agree to have the UN be our superior government. Recant the treaty and leave the UN now.
Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (cAEoL)
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Shooting For Love?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Nova Local
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Not defined as such. The difference is that a special election is a one shot, one race; runoffs in states that have them, consolidate all primary runoffs local, state, federal, into one election for multiple offices.
Turnout is generally higher in statewide runoffs than special elections because the number of races are larger thus drawing more turnout.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:19 PM (3wOGw)
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"By 2030, you WILL have 15-minutes cities -- and you will be happy, comrades!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (mrFSL)
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2026 12:22 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:20 PM (pKr8Y)
I didn't know they could both cruise at altitudes for helicopter refueling. Crazy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 12:22 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (GZYu7)
No, a run off os a special election...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:18 PM (tOcjL)
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I get your argument. I think it is a bit different, but perhaps the numbers will go down, although if there were a bunch of cross over votes to try and influence the dem primary who knows. If you voted in the dem primary can you vote in the GOP runoff?
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 12:22 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 12:20 PM (3wOGw)
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As the first real test, major fundraisers suddenly have a hard choice to make.
There's the guy who won SC by 30 points (Biden), or the wannabe press creation who won 5% (Beto). Do you keep putting money behind Beto in that instance?
Coalescing starts at that point.
And since SC's elections are fairly clean, it is this massive impediment to the DNC being able to manipulate things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:22 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Nova Local
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Not defined as such. The difference is that a special election is a one shot, one race; runoffs in states that have them, consolidate all primary runoffs local, state, federal, into one election for multiple offices.
Turnout is generally higher in statewide runoffs than special elections because the number of races are larger thus drawing more turnout.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (E4rtv)
But it will be MUCH lower than yesterday's turnout...which is my point...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 04, 2026 12:22 PM (GZYu7)
No.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm saying that Kamala's time as VP created her consituency. Is that your position? I don't think it is.
Her hilariously bad effort in 2020 has nothing to do with how Democrat primary voters see her in 2028.
Just like how Biden's previous hilariously bad efforts had nothing to do with how Democrat primary voters saw him in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)
Are you typing about NATO or the DNC?
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2026 12:23 PM (FhXTo)
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Shooting For Love?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 12:21 PM (FXNzP)
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Death of a Salesman?
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 12:24 PM (mrFSL)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:14 PM (3BwY
Because he is not Cornhole
Posted by: MAC V SOG
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Court cases--Paxton among all the other GOP AGs has been aggressive in leveraging lawsuits to get more conservative outcomes from courts. Latest is that Vanguard settled with Texas over ESG lawsuit and agreed to basically rat on State Street and Blackrock with evidence of ESG collusion.
For whatever the reason, Paxton is not going to be an amnesty nor a red flag/gun grabber accomplice and do the reach around the aisle crap that Cornyn did. Cornyn is a Mitch McConnell senator and that should tell you something.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)
that Talarico is a "Christian Nationalist" to scare the normies. Just show his photo. They don't really have a definition for "Christian Nationalist".
I know that Talarico preaches AGAINST Christian nationalism. Minor point.
Posted by: KT at March 04, 2026 12:27 PM (7vIsy)
Somebody left the kill the Kurds program running.
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2026 12:27 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (pKr8Y)
Because he is not Cornhole
Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 04, 2026 12:16 PM (P4Pk9)
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As Judge Blade said above, being the least bad option doesn't give you a constituency.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: KT at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (7vIsy)
Posted by: Nova Local
Depends. It is actually the more ideological voters that tend to turn out in runoffs and special elections rather than the average voter. Paxton spent little on his run so far (4.1 million) and has money in the bank to activate voters for a runoff (probably assumed a runoff all along is my guess) while Cornyn blew through over 70 million bucks to get his votes.
That indicates to me that Paxton's voters are committed, Cornyn had to buy his casual voters through adverts.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 12:29 PM (E4rtv)
If he can get past the primary he would be a challenge for a MAGA candidate in the general. He could strip.off a lot of female R support.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 04, 2026 12:35 PM (f8HdW)
A small stocky guy in a club continuously bumped into my lady friends and I on the dance floor, purposefully. My bartender friends saw what was going on, and the bouncers helped him leave. The ladies and I decided some time later to head home, and as we were walking towards their car, a car slowly follows us, then stops right behind us...It's small stocky guy and two bigger guys. I stalled while the ladies went to their car, and of course got jumped. Suffice to say, we all took lumps, I took a slash to the left hairline (thin scar there to this day) and the Germans watching me bash one guy's head into the bars of their embassy fence got a great show. It broke up when Guardia Civil came around the corner and the girls backed their car up shouting at me to get in...It was right around Christmas of 1993, and I have a picture of me with a shiner and the cut. I remember my left jaw being sore from a punch that caught me on the right side... Long story...great times.
Posted by: UncleJefe at March 04, 2026 01:15 PM (gAuAm)
Posted by: TG Sam at March 04, 2026 04:36 PM (PXwjn)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Alexander Orlowski
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: Diddler at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (1mJj/)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
I like it a lot
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (Gj7Fw)
Posted by: Person who checks out titles at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
ichabod shaw!
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (MTbfy)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (EaYnf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (Gj7Fw)
*flashes back to that scene in Airplane 2*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (jtM2q)
Still think the Cossack wear is well before that
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: dantesed
Yes. It looks more like a man dressed like a tiger.
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (MTbfy)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (DgMqy)
I guess Ukes identify with Cossacks? or at least some do
it's a fun painting! might be a midget dressed as a tiger
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Cossack privilege! at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (Gj7Fw)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: 3X12ax7 at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (3l8FR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: They're all footstools at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: dantesed
Yes. It looks more like a man dressed like a tiger.
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)
Yep. I think we need Kris to tell us what evil man or group Alexander uses the tiger to represent.
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (5rh/l)
Would hang , thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (IqyFR)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (ayRl+)
Indeed. They look like the ones on my Faux Tiger Skin Bathrobe. ha
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: They're all footstools
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Don't drag me into this.
Posted by: The davenport at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (7fEFu)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (h/O4U)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (7fEFu)
Posted by: Mr Ed at March 04, 2026 09:41 AM (GI9/m)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM
You tell him he can't.
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2026 09:41 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (8mulE)
Maybe, but how do we know the Uke isn't corrupt like Zelenskyy?
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Or so I've heard at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: No Name Today
If you voted for Trump, you voted for the leopard to eat your face last!!!!
Posted by: Retarded Leftists at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (qpQFJ)
Siberian tigers are the largest tigers, and the one in the painting is small for a regular tiger. Imma guess the painter knows nothing about tigers.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: The Cossack at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Dorothy at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (ESVrU)
Siberian tigers are the largest tigers, and the one in the painting is small for a regular tiger. Imma guess the painter knows nothing about tigers.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)
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He clearly used a tiger rug as a reference.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Painted by Alexander who yearned to see a tiger.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (EaYnf)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (8mulE)
Maybe, but how do we know the Uke isn't corrupt like Zelenskyy?
Posted by: XTC
Because they fired the prosecutor looking into allegations of corruption regarding my son when I threatened to withhold US aid. 😎
Posted by: VP Biden at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The Cossack at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (qpQFJ)
Except that would be needed more in warfare with humans.
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (8rJWF)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
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He likes to give the tiger a sporting chance.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Pinchy Vato at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (3l8FR)
Posted by: Dorothy at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (GxK4/)
We used to dangle cigarettes from its mouth or put candy in it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bengal Tiger Benevolent Society at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 09:47 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM
If its a Caspian tiger, it checks out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (y5G2t)
Ain't no way.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes
This painting depicts the second telling of the story at the tavern.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (EaYnf)
Alexander Orlowski
Wish I could have helped him, but my editor demanded a picture first.
Posted by: Alexander Orlowski at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (KOPVf)
We used to dangle cigarettes from its mouth or put candy in it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (kpS4V)
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I've seen videos of workers in tiger country wearing masks on the back of their heads to fool the tigers into thinking their prey is watching them.
They like to attack from behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (ESVrU)
One of my Cossack 15mm figures pulk
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Archimedes
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"Cossack Attempting to Feed Pill to Maine Coon Cat" is hanging in the National Gallery.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (qwype)
Posted by: Bengal Benny The Tiger at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: the Bolsheviks at March 04, 2026 09:50 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (kpS4V)
Dr. Livingstone: Ah, any headache? Bowels all right? Hm. Well, let's have a look at this "one leg" of yours, then, eh? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes...
[Pokes the stump with his pipe]
Dr. Livingstone: Yes yes. Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.
Perkins: Oh, good.
Dr. Livingstone: Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.
Dr. Livingstone: What we're looking for here for is, I think - and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear - is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven feet long, and of the genus felis horribilis - what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.
Ainsworth, Perkins, Pakenham: A TIGER?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (wVcYX)
hath wrought thy fearful symmetrey
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Esther Williams Pussy Cat at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (oftw2)
https://tinyurl.com/w2aeb9k6
There's another one where he's wearing a cap that seems a little more restrained.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 09:52 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 04, 2026 09:52 AM (luW68)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (kpS4V)
John and Joan?
Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2026 09:52 AM (qwype)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2026 09:52 AM (4/BuS)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (EgkXQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (uc5g7)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)
Alexander Orlowski
I've actually had situations very similar to this, fighting off cougars at my local bar.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)
Ain't no way.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM
Could have been a juvenile.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (bFu5X)
Alexander Orlowski
I've actually had situations very similar to this, fighting off cougars at my local bar.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)
Does the hatchet work on them too?
Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2026 09:54 AM (qwype)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cossack_Americans
"A number of people culturally identify themselves as Cossacks"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:55 AM (kpS4V)
Alexander Orlowski
I've actually had situations very similar to this, fighting off cougars at my local bar.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)
You wear Hai Karate too?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 09:56 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (kpS4V)
I dunno, but Mayor Buttplug is now trying to look like one. Sorry, Pete, you won't fool anyone.
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 09:56 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM
Could have been a juvenile.
I see no pimples.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:57 AM (Riz8t)
Ukrainian, Bug river, Tartars,
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:58 AM (EtnSa)
I'm sorry, I laffed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:58 AM (kpS4V)
They like to attack from behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
True fact: that's why your wild cats, bob cats, lynxs, tigers, etc. have those white spots on the backs of their ears. Mimicks eyes. Makes the predator think they are watching them.
Scares the shit out of me to think a tiger has a predator.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 09:58 AM (pKr8Y)
Iowahawk demolished him.
Rugged Lumberjack Pete sits at authentic rustic diner awaiting a heaping breakfast plate of carburetors, while Annie Leibovitz captures him in a moment of deep reflection
https://is.gd/CHaJqD
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:58 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 09:59 AM (JpKcK)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 09:59 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)
Felines, Woh Woh Woh, Felines - a limerick
A Cossack from some southern Russian city
Fought a tiger and said, "Ah, more's the pity"
His war cry, (legendary):
"A tiger's not so scary!
It's just an wittle itty bitty kitty!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)
Because of the wonderful things he does!
Posted by: Tigger at March 04, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)
the cracker barrel manager did not share my vision.
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)
That's a man in a tiger suit.
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 10:02 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Captain Willard at March 04, 2026 10:02 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 09:59 AM (JpKcK)
I always heard that we went for dead center. Ship may have sped up during the torpedo run.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:02 AM (ExV1e)
Geiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital
All-time line by Javier Milei…
"The leftists can't applaud me because their hands are stuck in other people's pockets."
https://is.gd/XfOlVT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:03 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 10:04 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)
They like to attack from behind.
Gotta admit, it can throw you off.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at March 04, 2026 10:04 AM (KOPVf)
Rugged Lumberjack Pete sits at authentic rustic diner awaiting a heaping breakfast plate of carburetors, while Annie Leibovitz captures him in a moment of deep reflection
Posted by: Archimedes
Actually, one of his follow-on comments is pretty thought-provoking:
I don't know what political consultants need to hear this, but there are a lot of flyover working class people who'd happily vote for a wildly flamboyant small government swish over a hairy backwoods he-man commie
I think that is MOSTLY true. Milo, for example, before he went totally crazy, had a pretty enthusiastic following from younger MAGA voters. I do wonder, though, how much support older, and very Christian, conservative voters would have for a very flamboyant gay candidate, even if his policies were 100% aligned with theirs. Election margins are close. As much as Dems bitch publicly, they'd fall in line quickly behind a rugged, masculine white commie.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (kpS4V)
Cool! Do you have it now?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (zYpTz)
4 people killed, 14 others injured in Chicago weekend shootings – CBS2 (Chicago).
This happens every weekend, has happened every weekend since at least 1995 and will continue to will happen every weekend going forward.
Remember this when the genious Gov'nors and mayors pontificate about putting 'soldiers lives at risk' .
Posted by: perspective at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (5LiC7)
He endorsed Ryan Zink for TX-19 in the GOP primary.
Zink won, right?
No, he came in 6th.
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
Luckily, most current white male commies are commies precisely because they don't want to be rugged.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: White Goodman at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (e5WJR)
the cracker barrel manager did not share my vision.
You didn't have a decorative guest towel?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:08 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
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Voters appreciate genuineness. It's why Trump can be the working class hero despite having been born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He's genuinely himself as he says things that the people want to hear.
Some Democrats are deeply misreading his appeal, though. Buttigieg is one example. Newsom is another in a different direction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
Ukrainian, Bug river, Tartars,
**********
Cossack v. Tiger - a limerick
The Cossack-Tiger legend is valid
Not merely a fantastic made up ballad
He grabbed the tiger by the tail
It was a legendary fail
The tiger shredded him and made Po' Tartar salad
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:08 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (3wOGw)
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Planter in Maine is genuine and rugged.
He's also a Nazi and kind of retarded.
No wonder he's going to win the primary against the sitting governor by 40 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:09 AM (GBKbO)
This makes me think of the action scenes painted by NC Wyeth. It has the same qualities of motion and visual appeal.
Posted by: JTB at March 04, 2026 10:09 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
Considering "evangelicals" were the first to line up behind known philanderer and all around dirtbag seeming Donald Trump from shithole NYC, I don't think it's a concern.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:10 AM (e5WJR)
Those people shooting up Chicago are the product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with them. I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 10:10 AM (/IU3q)
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:11 AM (qgHp7)
·
14m
🚨 BREAKING: Department of War drops BAD*SS footage of a US submarine violently sinking an Iranian warship in the Indian Ocean via torpedo
The first sinking of an enemy ship by an American torpedo since World War 2 🔥🇺🇸
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/
2029209237881004151
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I think that's pretty neat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:11 AM (GBKbO)
That's where mayor Pete is slumming.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2026 10:11 AM (EgkXQ)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:11 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 10:10 AM (/IU3q)
I still don't get this reference.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (3wOGw)
https://youtu.be/YwQn25W98GU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Buttigieg at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (wVcYX)
https://youtu.be/WMRzxcdBei0
*bonus, hot chicks with sabers.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (r5b2S)
Alexander Orlowski
148. Posted by JTB did a lovely job explaining how the painting is effective.
I like today's art selection but would probably not hang it.
Thank you.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)
Then again, maybe this isn't a real photograph!
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (ovfXv)
I've seen videos of workers in tiger country wearing masks on the back of their heads to fool the tigers into thinking their prey is watching them.
They like to attack from behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I TOLD YOU SO.
You have to distract the tiger. I use salmon.
Posted by: Calvin at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (HXiQ2)
Thanks for your thoughtful analysis. Very interesting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (+nEug)
Violently sinking? Really? Did they expect the sub to radio "pretty please"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
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Dennis Prager used to observe that -- unlike Lefties -- conservatives would favor a Supreme Court comprised of nine black female lesbian rock-ribbed conservatives over nine straight white male Leftists any day of the week.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (efi1T)
You forgot the special hypnotist hand gestures - they all have these Executive Gestures, or holding a pen is popular, or pinching the air.
I knew the JEF was the Annointed One courtesy of the DNC, because they started right out with especially slick photos. One series was a painfully obvious plagiarism of the famous JFK in the oval office during the Cuber missile crisis. The slick black guy is presidential timber you guys! Look at the crease in his pants!
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (rNCmn)
"I don' have to be able to outrun the tiger, I just have to be able to outrun the Cossack!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 10:10 AM (/IU3q)
I still don't get this reference.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (3wOGw)
How about now?
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (efi1T)
Groypers, on the other hand...
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (+nEug)
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Poor girl.
Still, the black population of TX knows that she was robbed. I wonder if that will affect their turnout numbers in November.
Not like James "God is non-binary" and "our southern border should be a welcome mat" and "Mary could have aborted Jesus" Talarico needs any more reason he has no chance in GOP+14 Texas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (pKr8Y)
Cool! Do you have it now?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (zYpTz)
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No, alas it fell apart after many years and Mom had to toss it. But it was an exotic touch to a mid mod living room in the Midwest!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 10:15 AM (kpS4V)
Violently sinking? Really? Did they expect the sub to radio "pretty please"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (ExV1e)
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Eric Daugherty is a nearly unbearable engagement farmer. But he does push out news in between going nuts over GOP officials talking tough on network news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:15 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sid's Brother Sid at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (pduCL)
https://youtu.be/YwQn25W98GU
It's a year old, but we won't have him to kick around any more. I hope we get a decent replacement.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (Riz8t)
https://youtu.be/YwQn25W98GU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (FXNzP)
Media: Congressman, would you support a bill banning stock trading by members of Congress?
EPM: I don't fucking insider trade! We know nothing!
Media: What an odd response.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (qpQFJ)
They like to attack from behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I TOLD YOU SO.
You have to distract the tiger. I use salmon.
Posted by: Calvin at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (HXiQ2)
I thought you gave your stuffed tiger tuna fish sandwiches?
Posted by: Susie Derkins at March 04, 2026 10:17 AM (wVcYX)
The human shoulders on the tiger are a little jarring, but overall, yeah, this a great stormy scene.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:17 AM (ovfXv)
They are using REAL torpedoes!?
~ Rebecca Good
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)
"Yeah. Michelle got the house".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (pKr8Y)
I larfed. Good job.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 04, 2026 10:18 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 04, 2026 10:18 AM (JRP2U)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:17 AM (ovfXv)
It's not a tiger, it's just Vadim trying to sell the cossack a tiger skin.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:19 AM (3wOGw)
What to do? What. To. Do.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:19 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (qpQFJ)
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Paywalled.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2026 10:19 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (V+sk9)
🚨 BREAKING: Department of War drops BAD*SS footage of a US submarine violently sinking an Iranian warship in the Indian Ocean via torpedo
Is there another way to torpedo a ship?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)
They are using REAL torpedoes!?
~ Rebecca Good
Couldn't they have just shot the ship out of their hands?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (Riz8t)
It’s funny in a way but scary as well. These videos have a lot of views. Propaganda is profitable.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (qpQFJ)
I guarantee that every member of the crew rubbed one out that night.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
What to do? What. To. Do.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:19 AM (Riz8t)
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Online, white progressives have made the intraparty conflict explicitly racial.
Saying things like "We need to stop letting the black caucus choose our candidates."
Austin made sure the black voters in Dallas had votes that didn't matter yesterday.
Things could get interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (FXNzP)
It’s funny in a way but scary as well. These videos have a lot of views. Propaganda is profitable.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (qpQFJ)
Hey, someone has to tell the Breadtube fans what they want to hear.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (oZ6Uv)
Voters appreciate genuineness. It's why Trump can be the working class hero despite having been born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He's genuinely himself as he says things that the people want to hear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
Plus, he's deeply, genuinely respectful of the average blue-collar man-on-the-street, because of his inherent decency, and the fact that he worked with those blue-collar construction workers every day of his adult life. Which taught him that they're just as smart as the average rich person, often smarter.
On the other hand, you had fake assholes like Mittens Romney, who was also born with a silver spoon up his ass. A guy who sneered at the average blue-collar guy because if they were smart, they'd have gone to Harvard or some other, lesser Ivy League school.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (w9Wax)
Thanks for the kind words from L-No nic and Fenelon. Part of the value, and fun, of the art thread beyond exposure to the art is observing and understanding why the painting appeals to me or doesn't.
Posted by: JTB at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: perspective at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (5LiC7)
Alexander Orlowski; What's a Tiger?
Posted by: Reforger at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (njT/n)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (DgMqy)
How the Story Ends - a limerick
A Cossack named Kuryofsky Palat
Fought a tiger, can you even picture that?
Both of them were stout
And the outcome was in doubt
But in the end Kuryofsky killed the cat
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (qgHp7)
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Jazzy and Eyepatch should buy guitars and form a blues duo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (FXNzP)
I guarantee that every member of the crew rubbed one out that night.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
A gross and unnecessary comment, and also probably true.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (oZ6Uv)
Things could get interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Good. Racial division leads to very bad things that are rarely predictable!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Kt19C)
Things could get interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Austin is pretty much nothing but white males (obviously, I'm including troons as white males, because that's what they are).
Of course they were going to tell black women to STFU.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (3wOGw)
Example: We want open borders. But we’ll also whine endlessly about high rents, caused by an increase in demand due to illegals.
So saying there is no fraud while saying the election was stolen from Crocket is just another day for them. Super easy barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)
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The Paolo, he is able to torpedo, how you say...gently
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (3BwY8)
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A smarter Crenshaw would be waking up today as the presumptive next Senator from Texas.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (n9ltV)
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The breakdown of the early vote in Austin was almost the same as black levels of support for Crockett. Austin vote was mostly white.
Really, the TX Democrat Party (mostly an afterthought in the state anyway) is bifurcating along racial lines.
Probably will spill out into other states as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)
What to do? What. To. Do.
Posted by: Archimedes
The party pays her off, makes her a media darling, and promises her consideration for appointed positions if she plays ball and shuts up.
Otherwise, she gets ostracized, money dries up, and she becomes another Lefty lunatic crying into the void but ignored by any mainstream platform. You want to be Stacy Abrams, or Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (oZ6Uv)
As a fast attack sailor, unlike those effete boomer folk, gross and unnecessary is baked into the cake.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (ExV1e)
Did she pluck it from the tiger while he was sleeping? That is impressive.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (ovfXv)
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A smarter Crenshaw would be waking up today as the presumptive next Senator from Texas.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (sX1BW)
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That primary wasn't on my radar at all. I just assumed he'd win because incumbency.
Was it really the stock trading thing that was the straw that broke the camel's back?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
Fought a tiger, can you even picture that?
Both of them were stout
And the outcome was in doubt
But in the end Kuryofsky killed the cat
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM
Missed opportunity to work in "blyat" somewhere.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (bFu5X)
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>>🚨 The Supreme Court unanimously ruled that federal courts must defer to immigration agencies when deciding whether facts qualify as “persecution” in asylum cases, applying the substantial-evidence standard rather than reviewing the issue from scratch.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (Y1sOo)
Cossack; I want to commision a painting of me fighting off a Tiger.
Alexander Orlowski; What's a Tiger?
Posted by: Reforger at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (njT/n)
The GOPe douchebags at RNC: What's "fight"??
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (ExV1e)
This is a comment about me. Isn't it.
Posted by: John Kerry at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (njT/n)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (2WIwB)
No brainer prediction.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (4hjRS)
Really, the TX Democrat Party (mostly an afterthought in the state anyway) is bifurcating along racial lines.
Probably will spill out into other states as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (GBKbO)
The point that they should stop letting blacks choose their nominees is a good point but, considering their actions over the past 60 years or so, it's not gonna play well in the hood.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (Y1sOo)
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Without Austin going full racial in their vote, Jasmine would have probably tied the race, at least. She was much stronger across the rest of the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
Was it really the stock trading thing that was the straw that broke the camel's back?
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I'm just assuming the redistricting brought some more hard lined motivated conservatives into his district making him ripe for a primary loss. I wonder what percentage of old school district voters in his district actually voted.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (sX1BW)
Fought a tiger, can you even picture that?
Both of them were stout
And the outcome was in doubt
But in the end Kuryofsky killed the cat
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM
Missed opportunity to work in "blyat" somewhere.
Also, knout!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (Riz8t)
Is there another way to torpedo a ship?
Why didn't they shoot the tires?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Kt19C)
They shot it in the screen door...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:30 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: John Kerry at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (njT/n)
You weren't on submarines.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:30 AM (ExV1e)
Carnac: Rubber torpedo
Ed: Rubber torpedo, ho ho ho
Carnac: Rubber.... torpedo.
{tears open envelope, blows)
Carnac: What was Barack Obama's wedding night instruction to himself?
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:30 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Pete "Slayer of Tigers" Buttigieg at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)
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Voting in a block 90% every time makes a group powerful in electoral politics.
The black population was a little too small in Texas to make their preferred candidate the actual choice, but the loss isn't going to make the black population more amenable to not getting their way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (oZ6Uv)
As a fast attack sailor, unlike those effete boomer folk, gross and unnecessary is baked into the cake.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (ExV1e)
You are correct, sir. Hot-racking is indeed gross and unnecessary....
HEH!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (fOjVv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
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Some of that, some of just being a general swaggering asshole wearing his military career as plot armor in politics like his hero John McCain
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (3BwY8)
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But the price for their vote in the general may go up.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m)
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All right! Wait, what does that mean?
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (G0vdT)
No brainer prediction.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM
What a shame...and in a Democrat primary, too. Why do Democrats hate black wammen?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
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Some of that, some of just being a general swaggering asshole wearing his military career as plot armor in politics like his hero John McCain
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (3BwY
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I've been advocating for conservatives to vote against him in the general election if they couldn't get him out in the primary for years.
Glad to see him just gone now, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (GBKbO)
Yeah, he kind of lost the narrative.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (Riz8t)
They are using REAL torpedoes!?
~ Rebecca Good
Posted by: one hour sober
#4 son is all PO'd about the missiles and torpedoes being fired from our DDGs.
"They got to fire more ordinance in 30 minutes than I did in four years!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (cYBz/)
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But the price for their vote in the general may go up.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (sX1BW)
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James "God is non-binary" and "our southern border should be a welcome mat" and "Mary could have aborted Jesus" Talarico can't pay enough to save himself in the general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
Amazon Reports Some of Its Services in Middle East Offline Due to Data Centers Drone Strikes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (FXNzP)
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Is that a good thing?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (aNeGK)
Otherwise, she gets ostracized, money dries up, and she becomes another Lefty lunatic crying into the void but ignored by any mainstream platform. You want to be Stacy Abrams, or Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (JCZqz)
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choose wisely
Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (5LiC7)
HEH!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (fOjVv)
When I first got to my boat I was hot-racking. One of the guys dipped and put his spit cup in the other bunk. It fell over. I started to get in and was assaulted by the smell of wintergreen. I pulled him out of the bunk he was in, told him to fix his mess, and racked out in the bunk he had just vacated.
It is what it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (qpQFJ)
Alexander Orlowski; What's a Tiger?
Posted by: Reforger.
At the Grandmaster's Palace in Malta, they have a room with large tapestries on display. One is of a jungle setting, and all the animals are a little "off" in their look, probably due to the similar problem of limited reference material.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
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Some of that, some of just being a general swaggering asshole wearing his military career as plot armor in politics like his hero John McCain
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (3BwY
He defended Liz Cheney and got to close to ‘panicking’ every time there was a shooting . That’s why he pursued the NRA endorsement. Little did he now the NRA are considered whores by a number of gun owning voters.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (4hjRS)
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Is that a good thing?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (aNeGK)
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Yes.
Essentially, lower courts are ordered by SCOTUS to not relitigate asylum claims.
It's something lower courts shouldn't have been doing at all, pretty clearly, which is why even KBJ signed onto it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
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Austin voted for Talarico not because he's white but because he's the walking embodiment of the Austin electorate: Soft-ass faggots with mouths that look like they've seen six miles of dick.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (3BwY8)
IMO an opportunity presented itself to the USN. A Navy fast attack sub, probably already in the region to provide an underwater layer of defense for the Lincoln Carrier Strike Group was dispatched to take care of the Iranian warship. Low risk. Probably.
A fair amount of data was likely collected to be analyzed later and used to refine operations and weapons deployment. It also sent a message to Russia and China.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (jtM2q)
So is telling us, and them, that they vote in a bloc 90% of the time.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (ovfXv)
Ed: Rubber torpedo, ho ho ho
Carnac: Rubber.... torpedo.
{tears open envelope, blows)
Carnac: What was Barack Obama's wedding night instruction to himself?
Posted by: ...
Ed - HeyOhhhhhhhhh!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (cYBz/)
Wow....there's a batshit crazy blast from the past.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (bFu5X)
Glad to see him just gone now, though.
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He choose poorly in deciding to align with the GOPe and not MAGA. I wonder if he cares ... he obviously has ambition. Had he aligned with Trump, he would have been a front runner to challenge Cornyn.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
He's also very in favor of "gender-affirming care".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (3BwY
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False.
White Democrats are racist and hate black women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (RHGPo)
Cool! Do you have it now?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (zYpTz)
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No, alas it fell apart after many years and Mom had to toss it. But it was an exotic touch to a mid mod living room in the Midwest!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 10:15 AM (kpS4V)
Did you keep the teeth?
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
He's also very in favor of "gender-affirming care".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (ExV1e)
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"Trans people need abortions too."
His name is going to get very long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
The smoking lamp was lit. And I mean, REALLY LIT.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:37 AM (cYBz/)
~~ Babylon Bee
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heh.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 10:37 AM (A5m1a)
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Will this slow down deliveries in America?
Would be a big reason in being pro-war.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:37 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
... apparently, this was the first torpedo launched in anger since the end of World War II
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (RHGPo)
That’s why he pursued the NRA endorsement. Little did he now the NRA are considered whores by a number of gun owning voters.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (4hjRS)
The LaPierre Family Trust and Ferrari Dealership
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
I believe you're being funny but boy do I have news for you.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (4hjRS)
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There is no other reason to vote against accomplished and self-created black women like Crockett for mediocre white men like Talarico than racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (fOjVv)
When I first got to my boat I was hot-racking. One of the guys dipped and put his spit cup in the other bunk. It fell over. I started to get in and was assaulted by the smell of wintergreen. I pulled him out of the bunk he was in, told him to fix his mess, and racked out in the bunk he had just vacated.
It is what it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
YIKES! That is a scenario I could not have imagined...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (fOjVv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
I believe you're being funny but boy do I have news for you.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (e5WJR)
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I don't joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Appoint a female DEI Skipper?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
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On the whole, sure...but have you BEEN to Austin? I live here. The D's here are NOT scared of voting for minorities, in fact they do it and then masturbate over their own virtue.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: ballistic
Dang, talk about violent! I'd love to see that heading one of Ace's posts today.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (ovfXv)
~~ Babylon Bee
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heh.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 10:37 AM (A5m1a)
Has to be in their top ten all time headlines
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (4hjRS)
White Democrats are racist and hate black women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
I mean, it's kinda both.
Left-Voting White (making an exception for Right-Voting ones, lest Empress Alex have me beheaded) queers, the type who dominate Austin, only like someone if they find them fuckable.
And they wouldn't find a black woman fuckable.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (GBKbO)
I don't get it.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM
The first one of ours. The Brits torpedoed the Gen. Belgrano during the Falklands War, and the Pakis sank an Indian ship during the Indo-Paki War.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
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On the whole, sure...but have you BEEN to Austin? I live here. The D's here are NOT scared of voting for minorities, in fact they do it and then masturbate over their own virtue.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (3BwY
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The only blacks they'll vote for are tokens. They won't vote for strong, independent black women like Crockett because they fear black women getting off the plantation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
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Is that a good thing?
Posted by: Common Tater
Yes. Congress specifically made the immigration courts to handle 90% of immigration issues, clearly defining that regular federal courts have no jurisdiction on most immigration issues. Federal judges, trying to stop Trump and loving illegals, have ruled in immigration cases anyway, trying to slow the process down or let people stay indefinitely.
This ruling appears to rectify things, enforcing proper separation of powers and court jurisdiction, and should greatly accelerate deportation (by removing most federal court delays).
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (JCZqz)
Therefore anyone who voted against Jazzy is also racist/sexist.
Those are the rules.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (qpQFJ)
Punk Fail? Rockers Cancel Festival Over Trump
Jello Biafra leads wave of rockers pulling out of tour over tepid Trump ties
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (FXNzP)
Wow....there's a batshit crazy blast from the past.
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..and my ispiration to pursue a career in politics.
Posted by: MTG at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (5LiC7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Appoint a female DEI Skipper?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (pKr8Y)
*Appreciative Slow Clap*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM (fOjVv)
This ruling appears to rectify things, enforcing proper separation of powers and court jurisdiction, and should greatly accelerate deportation (by removing most federal court delays).
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (JCZqz)
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It's a ruling that really says, "Yes, congressional limits on jurisdiction of lower courts that Congress itself created are valid."
Which is very good because district courts are stupid.
Some will keep on doing stupid shit, but the overturns will just come faster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM (GBKbO)
It means that federal courts need to stop dicking around with immigration authorities that have the last call asylum claims. Hopefully, it also leads to more of this.
>>@unusual_whales
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>>Voluntary departures from the US have hit a record high as detained immigrants lose hope of getting released or winning in court, per CBS
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM (viF8m)
Also Canada: "Why didn't America share its secret military plans with us?"
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM (RHGPo)
Therefore anyone who voted against Jazzy is also racist/sexist.
Those are the rules.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (qpQFJ)
I'm tempted to make a reddit account and post that I'm really troubled and don't know if I can vote for someone like Talarico when his supporters are so obviously rayciss.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (ExV1e)
*furrows brow*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (bFu5X)
Not in a "if you think about it, reactions to Israel led to Muslims killing 3000 Americans" sort of way but in a "Israel did it" sort of way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
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It means the executive should ignore the lower courts since the Big Court has spoken.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX)
Heh. The Tiger looks like a tattoo by a not so great tat artist.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (4hjRS)
Hot-racking is supposed to be alternating use of the bunk, to discourage you swabbies from spooning.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (tL5sl)
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We should reaffirm Manifest Destiny over the continent.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
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It's too early and I haven't had enough covfefe to determine if this is sarcasm lol
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (3BwY8)
It has a concrete, practical reason, and there is a very important lesson in it for you in the West.
‼️ These mosques are not places of worships, they serve as operation bases for the regime's militias in residential neighborhoods.
Mosques house armories for the Basij militias. They function as headquarters for repression and temporary detention centers for protesters.
Protesters burn these structures as a strategic step to weaken the regime's local oppression forces.
Here is where you in the west must pay attention: In iran, for decades, mosques served as recruitment and indoctrination centers for the regime.
The regime uses them to radicalize vulnerable people and transform them into hate filled killing machine against their own society. Decades of this preparation are now producing results.
The same pattern is currently building in Western cities through mosques and community centers. These efforts are tied to groups such as the Muslim Brotherhood and pro-Palestine networks.
Critics who point out this process are quickly accused of "Islamophobia".
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (fYhK6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
Has anyone ever seen Israel and 9/11 in the same room? Well?
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (e5WJR)
Only if there's a real fear the group may withhold its vote. Christians were starting to get wise to this with the GOPe as Trump rose to power, and the Dems felt in in 2024 as Muslims and the far Left withheld votes over Gaza.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (JCZqz)
The only blacks they'll vote for are tokens. They won't vote for strong, independent black women like Crockett because they fear black women getting off the plantation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
This is incredibly racist and should be celebrated for it's diversity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (PpBto)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (e5WJR)
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"Trump is going to do an Iraq in Iran," seems to be the most generous reading of people insisting that the action will lead to the downfall of the GOP like W post 2006.
Which, I mean...he's not going to. The entire leadership of this operation is saying so. Plus, we have Trump's history of foreign interventions that say it's not going to happen either.
This will be over in a few weeks, at most.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
Not in a "if you think about it, reactions to Israel led to Muslims killing 3000 Americans" sort of way but in a "Israel did it" sort of way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
That's been a thing since 9/11.
Every single Jew in NYC was told to stay away from the WTC that day dontchaknow.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)
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I thought there was at least one fired in slight perturbation or mild discomfiture?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (aNeGK)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM
*steeples fingers*
Eeeexcellent.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m)
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All right! Wait, what does that mean?
Posted by: WisRich
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It means that as long as there is any evidence to support the lower court's ruling, they have to defer to it. As opposed to de novo review, which means the lower court's ruling carries no weight at all on appeal.
Not to be confused with the Aldo de Nova standard of review:
Black or white, in the courts, there's no wrong and no right, no!
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (XvL8K)
Not in a "if you think about it, reactions to Israel led to Muslims killing 3000 Americans" sort of way but in a "Israel did it" sort of way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
The Groypers aren't ever going to gangbang you, Candace.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (wa/yD)
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We should reaffirm Manifest Destiny over the continent.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
Canada is populated by those unfit to be free and incapable of self-government. (H/t TX Dec. of Ind.). Kick them out of NATO and NORAD.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (fYhK6)
tinyurl.com/muubnxzr
But I vaguely remember her running her mouth against the Clintons in 2016 as well
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (HXiQ2)
Our bunks were roughly the size of a coffin. Two people weren't getting into one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (qpQFJ)
Great job Texans!
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (GKy4j)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (qpQFJ)
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Well, yeah, in general.
But it was just noting that Candace has now reached that, if anyone was willing to give her much credence anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)
The Yes album from 1980?
Posted by: Cow Demon
An eclectic song by the eclectic band Bitter:Sweet?
https://tinyurl.com/5atkbpd7
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (JCZqz)
tinyurl.com/3dpph7x7
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (tL5sl)
No official cause of death has been released.
However, TMZ reported that Meadows died during a “fishing-related” incident while cameras for “Deadliest Catch” were rolling. The outlet noted that it was unclear whether the incident was captured on video.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (FXNzP)
The Groypers aren't ever going to gangbang you, Candace.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (wa/yD)
Someone really needs to start the "Candace Owens was born a man" it's true if it's on the internet thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (PpBto)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
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I think it will be done by March 20 and will conclude with a Nowruz celebration including demolition of Khomeini's mausoleum.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (RIvkX)
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I think this is fair - but even great plans don't survive first contact with the enemy.
It's going to require deft maneuvering to get out of this easily. I think a few weeks is reasonable with regard to main force, but there'll be further issues.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)
Great job Texans!
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM
And Brandon Herrera narrowly beat Tony Gonzales, but not by enough to avoid a runoff. Let's go, Brandon!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (bFu5X)
No official cause of death has been released.
However, TMZ reported that Meadows died during a “fishing-related” incident while cameras for “Deadliest Catch” were rolling. The outlet noted that it was unclear whether the incident was captured on video.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (FXNzP)
Probably hit by the cage .
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (o0Ud6)
Green is old and should just retire.
Eyepatch made his ill-gotten gains and will likely join the board at Blackrock or similar to continue the government graft.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (PpBto)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)
The Yes album from 1980?
Posted by: Cow Demon
An eclectic song by the eclectic band Bitter:Sweet?
https://tinyurl.com/5atkbpd7
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (JCZqz)
Half the band 'Dramarama'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)
Their spots show up in moonlight too. I saw them with NVG and realized they could see me better than I could see them.
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Nuts.
Go Brandon!
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (GKy4j)
Great job Texans!
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM
And Brandon Herrera narrowly beat Tony Gonzales, but not by enough to avoid a runoff. Let's go, Brandon!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (bFu5X)
clap clap clapclapclap
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:51 AM (xcxpd)
... apparently, this was the first torpedo launched in anger since the end of World War II
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM
more, please
I want to see the subs arriving back in port with a broom tied to the mast
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2026 10:51 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (o0Ud6)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (HXiQ2)
Our bunks were roughly the size of a coffin. Two people weren't getting into one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
Yet they still could get off on one.
#Snorkeling
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (8zz6B)
clap clap clapclapclap
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:51 AM (xcxpd)
This is about me, isn't it........
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (PpBto)
I think this is fair - but even great plans don't survive first contact with the enemy.
It's going to require deft maneuvering to get out of this easily. I think a few weeks is reasonable with regard to main force, but there'll be further issues.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)
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The military capabilities of Iran area almost gone already. Israel is doing pinpoint attacks of small installations that essentially amount to police headquarters without damaging neighboring buildings.
The role of new leader has become a parody.
A few weeks is the time it takes to keep punching the leadership of Iran, what's left of it, in the nose until someone begs for mercy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg
Survivor Season 50. I know that sob didn't come on in 1974. Playing fast & loose with season numbers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (qpQFJ)
Oh, so they're stripping the body panels off the CIA Killed JFK theory, and slapping on new Jewish ones in two-tone blue & white paint scheme.
*rolls eyes"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (qpQFJ)
Oh, so they're stripping the body panels off the CIA Killed JFK theory, and slapping on new Jewish ones in two-tone blue & white paint scheme.
*rolls eyes"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)
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According to this theory, Biden never said no to Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
It means the executive should ignore the lower courts since the Big Court has spoken.
I can't wait for the first time Boasberg says "injunction", and Trump grabs his crotch and says "I gotcher injunction right here".
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (Riz8t)
Survivor Season 50. I know that sob didn't come on in 1974. Playing fast & loose with season numbers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (pKr8Y)
I think it's been on 25 years, but did 2 seasons per year or some such.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (PpBto)
The role of new leader has become a parody.
A few weeks is the time it takes to keep punching the leadership of Iran, what's left of it, in the nose until someone begs for mercy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
The regime has started firing on apartment buildings where people are cheering the bombings or chanting pro-Shah slogans.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: PETA at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (xbLzn)
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Was it the USS Dallas?
Or did it actually not take out any subs? I can't remember now.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (sX1BW)
*rolls eyes"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)
The general consensus among all these people is Mossad is CIA and CIA is Mossad. So they’re easily interchangeable.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (qpQFJ)
Shere Khan is a bad player in 'The Jungle Book'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (HXiQ2)
Our bunks were roughly the size of a coffin. Two people weren't getting into one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
I chose to ignore that silly comment, but now I'll say this: Yup, super small racks, but that isn't the reason two squids weren't in them- it's because we were real men that loved only women, and went to sea to protect them.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (fOjVv)
I think the fact it was a 9 - 0 ruling and Action Jackson wrote the decision is a message to lower courts. Cut the bullshit and do your job and don't make me come down there.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (XeU6L)
Let me rock ya Shere Kahn......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (PpBto)
Great job Texans!
Now finish the job and deep six Cornyn.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (iFTx/)
In Anti-Trump Rant, Politico Finally Admits Biden Administration Was “Dysfunctional”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (FXNzP)
Maybe a few pairs of pliers and some blowtorches, too.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (3BwY8)
The role of new leader has become a parody.
A few weeks is the time it takes to keep punching the leadership of Iran, what's left of it, in the nose until someone begs for mercy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
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the world will feel more certain of this conclusion once the ballistic missiles stop flying.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (xbLzn)
Shere Khan is a bad player in 'The Jungle Book'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (XeU6L)
Nu uh, he's not a player, he just fucks a lot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:56 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: 3X12ax7 at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (3l8FR)
Pro tip: get fire insurance for your junk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 10:56 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (iFTx/)
True but it's still neat heroic fantasy art
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:56 AM (xcxpd)
In Anti-Trump Rant, Politico Finally Admits Biden Administration Was “Dysfunctional”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (FXNzP)
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Primaries and poll numbers are looking like shit for the D's so they're going to start shitting on Biden to distance themselves, eventually airbrushing him out like Trotsky.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (RHGPo)
They've asked to resume negotiations, but we keep killing their negotiators.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (xbLzn)
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https://x.com/Eyalo365/status/
2029042389042545008
It's already down to almost nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
clap clap clapclapclap
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:51 AM (xcxpd)
This is about me, isn't it........
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (PpBto)
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:58 AM (xcxpd)
They've asked to resume negotiations, but we keep killing their negotiators.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (Riz8t)
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Well, the previous set was all, "Yeah, we're going to build 11 nukes, and you can't stop us."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:58 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM
And Trump already responded with "FU, you had your chance."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:58 AM (bFu5X)
"An American submarine sunk an Iranian warship that thought it was safe in international waters," Hegseth said. "Instead, it was sunk by a torpedo. Quiet death. The first sinking of an enemy ship by a torpedo since World War Two. Like in that war, back when we were still the War Department. We are fighting to win."
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (tL5sl)
I think being a man in the UK causes impotence
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (pDt9x)
he only said no when he was allowed to. juggling the cover story so that only the most adept minds become aware of mossad's true role is a delicate dance at which mossad excels.
Posted by: cucker tarlson at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (R11M+)
It’s fucking insane. Imagine every Reddit post came to life and got merged into a podcast.
Krystal Vall has always been a leftist. But she was somewhat rational. Saagar was once upon a time MAGA. I don’t know what the fuck happened to them. Maybe it’s the same Qatari money Cucker is getting? Whatever it is, it’s bizarre to watch.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Yes, but what then?
If the answer is to leave Iran to figure out their own shit, that's fine. But the Muslims will win that civil war, and we'll have to do this all again at some point.
The worst potentiality is that we choose to prop up someone like Pahlavi or whomever. That's where the forever war happens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 04, 2026 11:00 AM (3kXhz)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (wa/yD)
Someone really needs to start the "Candace Owens was born a man" it's true if it's on the internet thing.
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so was JamieLeeCurtis, but dont let that distract u from her amazing rack.
Posted by: Mortimer at March 04, 2026 11:00 AM (5LiC7)
You visit violence and terror upon innocent people during their religious holiday celebrations, we visit violence and terror upon you during your stupid political cult holiday celebration!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 11:00 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 11:00 AM (ynpvh)
If the answer is to leave Iran to figure out their own shit, that's fine. But the Muslims will win that civil war, and we'll have to do this all again at some point.
The worst potentiality is that we choose to prop up someone like Pahlavi or whomever. That's where the forever war happens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (BI5O2)
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There's a middle ground between invasion and just letting ISIS take Iran.
Trump is doing it in Venezuela. Pressures that can be applied along with threats of further action.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (GBKbO)
"US Military Leaders Tell Troops Trump Is Waging Iran War To Bring Forth Second Coming Of Jesus"
Posted by: pawn at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (+rKuc)
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Is that bad?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (sX1BW)
No official cause of death has been released.
However, TMZ reported that Meadows died during a “fishing-related” incident while cameras for “Deadliest Catch” were rolling. The outlet noted that it was unclear whether the incident was captured on video.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
after falling overboard in the Bering Sea, approximately 170 miles north of Dutch Harbor, Alaska. The U.S. Coast Guard confirmed he was recovered unresponsive by the crew about 10 minutes later, and resuscitation efforts were unsuccessful.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (tL5sl)
"US Military Leaders Tell Troops Trump Is Waging Iran War To Bring Forth Second Coming Of Jesus"
Posted by: pawn at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (+rKuc)
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The source of the claim is a serial fabulist, so it's probably right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (GBKbO)
Maybe a few pairs of pliers and some blowtorches, too.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (3BwY
This! Without weapons the people have a serious uphill climb.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (fOjVv)
Yeah, sure, of course. "Not gay if it's underway," wink wink, nudge nudge.
Posted by: Bunks full of seamen at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (TbWk/)
Trump is doing it in Venezuela. Pressures that can be applied along with threats of further action.
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Yes. This is my preferred outcome. Leave the regime in place with terrorized leadership powerful enough to dominate the country, and not much more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (BI5O2)
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Every thread becomes a boob thread.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 11:03 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Persnickety at March 04, 2026 11:03 AM (NXsA/)
They don't call it Deadliest Catch for nothing.
Never get off the boat.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:03 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 04, 2026 11:04 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (BI5O2)
We had this in Libya until Gaylord Obama and Cackles Clinton killed him.
Posted by: Khadafi had been brought to heel at March 04, 2026 11:05 AM (TbWk/)
https://www.foxnews.com/video/6390377513112
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:06 AM (RHGPo)
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Sheep and goats relax.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2026 11:09 AM (H0pbe)
pinkus fuktus.
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:15 AM (8zz6B)
Steele dossier
BP origins in iran(UK blocking USAF use of military base to liberate Iran)
still hurt over 1776
Candace husband (married 2019?) is Brit royalty and/or Intel.
British royalty is the epicenter of the 'its the Js' theme. limey bastids.
Posted by: not a joke at March 04, 2026 11:18 AM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (wVcYX)
Nope.
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am i still a thing?
Posted by: pork belly futures at March 04, 2026 11:20 AM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Bunks full of seamen at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (TbWk/)
Said the twink that washed out of Army boot camp for trying to jack off his bunkmate.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM (FdvUm)
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (tL5sl)
And in the end, the doctors stiffed him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:39 AM (8zz6B)
The Morning Report — 3/4/26
On Tuesday, U.S. Southern Command (SOUTHCOM) announced that U.S. and Ecuadorian military forces launched joint operations against “Designated Terrorist Organizations in Ecuador,” saying the narco-terrorist group had “long inflicted terror, violence, and corruption on citizens throughout the hemisphere.” This announcement marks a significant shift from training missions to active engagement. SOUTHCOM Commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan praised the “unwavering commitment” and “courage” of the Ecuadorian armed forces, characterizing the collaboration as a decisive strike against the “scourge of narco-terrorism” that has destabilized the hemisphere through violence and systemic corruption.Regardless of our large-scale military operations over Iran, despite this operation being much smaller in scale and limited in scope, it is good to know that the US military can still engage in multiple operations simultaneously and on different fronts many thousands of miles apart. Of course the Ecuadoran mission is in keeping with and follows close on the heels of our removal of the Chavez/Maduro regime in Venezuela and the disruption/destruction of its narco-trafficiking operations, as well as a warning to the world to stay the hell away from the Western Hemisphere and perhaps as a warning shot to the still extant Cuban Communist junta that they might be the next domino to fall, so to speak. At the risk of causing whiplash, we shift back to the Middle East/Near East/South Asian region where we have a definite pass-the-popcorn situation brewing there.
There have been other intra-Muslim fights: the war of West Pakistan on East Pakistan in 1971, with East Pakistan successfully resisting the West Pakistani troops who engaged in genocide as they murdered 3,000,000 Bengalis; the continuing war in Yemen between the Shia Houthis, backed by Iran, and the Sunnis of the National Government, backed by Saudi Arabia, that so far have resulted in 377,000 deaths; the current war in Libya between the rival forces based in Tripoli and Tobruk; the war, now subsided, between Morocco and Algeria over control of the Western Sahara; the genocidal war in Sudan between Muslim Arabs and black, mostly Muslim, Africans, leading to the breakup of Sudan into two states — Sudan and South Sudan; the war unleashed on Kuwait by Iraq’s Saddam Hussein, who briefly annexed it as the “19th province of Iraq”; the war of Arabs against Kurds in Operation Al-Anfal, in Iraq, and now, we can add another war, still small but likely to grow bigger, between Pakistan and Afghanistan. . . Tit-for-tat attacks — Pakistani planes striking the Taliban in Afghanistan, Afghani Taliban setting off bombs inside Pakistan — have been going on for months. Now they seem to becoming more frequent, and more deadly. Pakistan has just announced that in a cross-border strike it killed 80 people in an attack on Taliban outposts in Afghanistan. And the Taliban have announced that they will soon launch an “appropriate response.” Don’t be alarmed. Just pull up a chair, and root for both sides.Yeah, pass the popcorn! Guess we can thank Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants and his wizards of smart when they auto-penned our ass out of Afghanistan in a lickety-split bug-out that no one either understood or gave a shit about the consequences other than a political gambit to bolster electoral advantage by taking credit for bringing the boys home. Yes, leaving, and abandoning the insane delusion of nation-building is always desirable, but doing so in such a way that does not create an even worse situation had we not gone in in the first place. The issue of our being in Afghanistan in the first place is something else entirely. But be that as it may, let's head back to Iran where a potential power vacuum is a distinct possibility now that we have essentially wiped out any successors to Khameini, not that another Mullah or an IRGC commander would have been desirable or acceptable. It will be and must be solely up to the Persian people to install leaders that will respect their rights and freedoms and also not pose a threat to the rest of the world. Can that happen and will that happen are still very big question marks. As the last vestiges of the regime lash out at their nighbors as well as Israel, they're not gaining friends or influencing people, other than negatively. Friend and friend of the blog Robert Zimmerman's latest essay focuses mostly on the insane reaction by the Democrat/Left to President Trump's decapitation strike on the Iranian Mullahocracy, mostly in their support for the mullahs (especially their hatred of us and Israel/Jews), but as he gazes into the crystal ball, he seems to have a very rosy outlook:
I would not be surprised if Saudi Arabia soon signs the Abraham Accords. Nor would I be surprised if most of the last remaining Arab nations that have not yet done so join Saudi Arabia. We could very well be seeing a major realignment of alliances in the Middle East that could really really harbinger the beginnings of real peace in that region. Imagine: Israel at peace with all its neighbors, because the Arabs have finally recognized that it is to their own best interest to do so as well.Even with a defanged Iran that morphs into a nation with a government that perhaps resembles something akin to the Emirates, I will have to disagree with my friend insofar as the one thing that overshadows all of this is ISLAM. My personal view is that unless and until the Islamic world, from governments down to individual Muslims renounce the teachings in the Koran that call for the death of Jews, Christians and infidels or their subjugation into the global Islamic Ummah/caliphate, then all of these accords are just not worth the paper they're written on. All of it to me is merely part and parcel of the concept of Taqqiya so that Shiites and Sunnis can gain an advantage over each other for control of Islam and then ultimately gain control of the infidels on the way to global conquest for all time. Sign all the treaties you want, but the notion that the Arab Muslim world will live in peace with Israel let alone recognize its right to even exist is a pipe dream. That said, even a cold peace as exists with Egypt and Jordan is the best that can be hoped for, and even then, those two nations with their borders on two massive "palestinian" abcesses (Gaza and the West Bank) have done less than zero to legitimately normalize their relations with Israel in all these years of so-called "peace." And have actively worked against the accords they signed.
All that aside, prior to Jimmy Carter stabbing the Shah and Iranian people in the back by paving the way for the Mullahs, Iran and Israel did have close strategic and diplomatic ties. Can that be resuscitated come the final downfall of the Mullahs and please God the installation of a sane government, we'll have to wait and see. Considering Israel vaporized a meeting with many of the leading candidates to be he next leader, The IRGC awaits Al Franken's '77 Buick Le Sabre to deliver a load of ballots!
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- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- The Israel Defense Forces confirmed Tuesday that the Israeli Air Force struck the Assembly’s compound in Qom, a major center of Shiite religious authority located south of Tehran, with Iranian state media acknowledging the attack and airing footage showing extensive structural damage.
Ballots Buried: Israel ‘Flattens’ Building Where Iranian Clerics Meet to Elect New Supreme Leader (Do they have Al Franken's Buick with a big trunk?! - jjs)
- Video footage of Iranians busting out the president’s signature “Trump dance” has been going viral on social media following Saturday’s fatal airstrikes against high-ranking officials of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Watch: Iranians Do the ‘Trump Dance’ to Thank President for Taking out Ayatollah Khamenei
- ...But dozens of senior Iranian leaders, both civilian and military.
Not Just Khamenei is Dead...
- Turning neighbors into foes.
Iran Takes Potshots at Sunni Gulf States - “Spain has been terrible,” Trump said … And so I told [Bessent], Spain has absolutely nothing that we need, other than great people. They have great people, but they don’t have great leadership. And as you know, they were in the only country that in NATO would not agree to go up to 5% … So we’re gonna cut off all trade with Spain. We don’t want anything to do with Spain.”
Trump Cuts Off Trade To Spain After Nation Bucked US On Iran War
- Explosions in Tehran and Beirut, Lebanon, have disrupted global energy markets, with China calling for dialogue and negotiation to address the crisis.
China Demands U.S. and Israel Halt Strikes on Iran.
- Several claims of his survival emerged on Monday and Tuesday, though no conclusive evidence that Ahmadinejad is alive has been presented.
Ex-Iran Prez Ahmadinejad May Have Survived U.S.-Israeli Decapitation Strikes.
- Iran and its proxy Shia militias in Iraq have intensified attacks on Iraqi Kurdistan—suggesting the regime recognizes the possible threat from armed Kurds.
This Middle East Faction Could Be Key to Toppling Iran’s Islamist Regime.
- The picture that emerges is of an Iran hell-bent on becoming a nuclear-armed power and determined to continue exporting its bloody Islamist revolution throughout the region and around the world. That was the leaders’ fatal mistake, for unlike his two immediate predecessors, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, Trump had no interest in bribing the mullahs with pallets of cash and sweet talking them into joining the civilized world.
Michael Goodwin: The war on Iran was never a choice — Trump was left with no option but to defend America and all Western civilization* * * * * - The Act is an unconstitutional check on the President’s constitutional powers, and runs counter to the Founders’ understanding of Congress’s war powers.
The 1973 War Powers Resolution Cannot Block Trump’s Actions In Iran
- Betsy McCaughey: Old-timer Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), who was on the scene for the Clinton and Obama military forays, knows that Trump is on firm ground. Yet she lashed out on social media after the Iran strike, claiming Trump “ignored the Constitution.” The hypocrisy and malice are stunning. But it’s no surprise — the Israel-loathing left is taking over the Democrat Party.
Rabid Democrats toss truth aside to rescue Iran’s regime
- Because Fetterman's policy beliefs keep him planted firmly on the left, Fetterman won't switch parties. But when national security comes into focus, he regularly breaks from progressive orthodoxy and takes a position rooted in deterrence and strength. In a chamber full of Congresscritters using scripted responses, his statements read as uncommon steadiness.
Fetterman Chooses Country Over Party After Iran Operation - City residents struck a very different tone from their mayor.
In New York, Iranian Americans Celebrate the Ayatollah’s Demise
- After then-President Barack Obama launched a strike on Libya in 2011 and took serious heat for it, Pelosi defended his actions and said he did not, in fact, need authorization from Congress before launching the attack. As Michael Scott so brilliantly stated, my how the turn tables.
WATCH: Malig-Nancy Pelosi’s Old Libya Clip Explodes in Democrats’ Faces as They Slam Iran Strikes
- American feminist organizations rally to help Iran keep killing women.
Feminists for Killing Feminists CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - The African Descent-Citizens Reparations Commission (ADCRC) released a report that looks at “racial injustice” throughout the state’s history, a Fox News article published Tuesday stated. (Schvartzyorim gonna Schvartz- jjs)
Illinois Reparations Commission Report Delves into State’s History of ‘Racial Harms’ - Police reports revealed conflicting statements; no arrests were made, but McLemore later obtained an emergency stalking no-contact order against Hill.
WATCH: BLM Founder Filmed Fighting Woman at Resource Center. "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - It’s no secret that Iranian terrorists are here in the U.S. Democrats’ open border policies made their infiltration much easier.
Thanks To Democrats, Potential Iranian Terrorists Are Already On American Soil - Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem testified that the Biden junta funneled cash to sponsors who trafficked and abused unaccompanied migrant children.
If This Is True, the DNC Has a Moral Earthquake Coming
- “The one thing that has been challenging is that under the Biden administration, the government paid sponsors in [the Department of Health and Human Services] in order to host these children and those sponsors, many times, we found instances where they trafficked these children themselves,” . . .
DHS Chief Kristi Noem Accuses Biden Junta of Paying Traffickers to Take Custody of Migrant Children - Department of Homeland Security (DHS) officials have called on Spanberger to ensure that Jalloh will not be released from Fairfax County custody at any time by honoring an immigration detainer that the agency has lodged against the illegal alien.
Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger Suggests She Will Not Honor ICE Detainer for Illegal Alien Accused of Murdering Stephanie Minter (Arrest SpamBurger for Obstruction of Justice - jjs) - Tillis, who has long supported campaigns to help companies hire migrant workers, complained that White House counselor Stephen Miller wants many more deportations instead of a smaller, select number. Tillis said: 1,000 a day, 6,000 a day, 9,000 a day, because numbers matter, right? No, they don’t matter. Quality Matters, not quantity. Quality! And what we’ve seen is a disaster under your leadership, a disaster.
WATCH: Retiring RINO Scumbag Thom Tillis Complains About Too Many Deportations, Calls Kristi Noem’s Leadership ‘a Disaster’
- And it’s what we need most—not an open border.
Under Trump, Skilled Immigration Is Still Working Fine - Refugee resettlement brings Taliban-Pakistan war to small city in NY.
Afghans and Pakistanis Now Fighting Each Other in New York
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
- As the House Oversight Committee readies to grill Walz and Ellison red states rescued $28 billion, "war on fraud" begins under Vance.
New Report Contrasts Minnesota Fraud With Big Wins For Red State Taxpayers
- What else will we find out!?
Report: Minnesota Child Care Agency Never Verified Attendance, Addressed Fraud Tips
- The Department of Justice (DOJ) charged Abdinajib Hassan Yussuf, 27, in December 2025 with making fraudulent Early Intensive Developmental and Behavioral Intervention (EIDBI) claims to the Minnesota government. Yussuf and his team raked in more than $6 million through the fraudulent claims, according to a DOJ press release at the time. (RELATED: Banker Admits To Major Medicare Fraud Scheme Tied To International Criminal Syndicate)
Somali ‘Autism’ Center Chief Pleads Guilty To $6 Million Fraud Scheme WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - Mosques in Manassas, Va., and Dearborn, Mich., held memorials honoring the “martyr” — i.e., eliminated terrorist leader of Iran Ayatollah Khamenei — and one of the mosques reportedly has multiple ties to prominent Democrat politicians.
U.S. Mosques Mourn ‘Our Leader’ Khamenei, Michigan Imam Might Have Dem Party Ties
- We must reverse this catastrophic and deliberate effort to fundamentally alter the demographics of this country.
The Biggest Threat To Our Country Is Inside Our Borders OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY - ‘If u ever make an excuse or express sympathy for isr[ael], I rlly don’t care what happens to u,’ Zainab Khan, who helped CUAD with security, wrote
Columbia Anti-Israel Organizer, Now a New York City Social Worker, Calls For Zionists To ‘Burn In Hell’
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION - We’re finally getting hard proof, instead of reasonable supposition, about the scope of the Deep State’s acts of selling out America and attacking Donald Trump.
A Day of Reckoning For Hillary Clinton And The Rest Of The Cabal? THE ECONOMY, STUPID - Trump floats elimination of the malignant method Washington uses to collect revenues — We hope it doesn't think.
Can We See The End Of The Income Tax From Here? CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - A far-left group is behind the decision to put all officers who use force in front of a grand jury.
Officers Who Stopped Austin Shooter Must Face Grand Jury RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, - One of the conference’s marquee speaker is John F. Clauser, Ph.D, recipient of the 2022 Nobel Prize in Physics for his groundbreaking work on quantum entanglement. Clauser has become one of the most prominent scientists in the world to publicly challenge climate alarmism.
Nobel Prize Winner and Climate Realist Headlines 16th International Conference on Climate Change
- A small cadre of activist judges and environmentalist litigators wields outsized power, crippling industries, mismanaging forests, and undermining America’s interests.
The Asymmetric Advantages of Environmentalist Zealotry
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - The course, Workshop for Art Research and Practice (WARP), is mandatory for all graphic design majors at the University of Florida. The language appeared on the spring 2026 syllabus and violates a regulation passed by Florida's Board of Governors in November 2023.
University of Florida Pulls Illegal Course Syllabus Offering Special Accommodations to 'Queer and Trans,' 'BIPOC' Students
- As students vanish from classrooms and parents flee failing schools, America’s education establishment keeps protecting the system instead of fixing it.
Degraded Schools THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH - The decision preserves the only GOP district in New York City.
Supreme Court Pauses Order to Redraw New York Map, Saving GOP District
- He had 41 ballots, registered 23 people at his home and his email and phone number were used to register 47 others.
Pakistani Immigrant Councilman Sentenced for California Voter Fraud
- If GOP senators pushed the SAVE America Act with the same urgency and full-throated support with which they’ve backed the decision to strike Iran, it would already be law.
I Wish GOP Senators Got As Excited About The SAVE Act As They Do About War L'AFFAIRE EPSTEIN - Follow-up question: "Are interns young?"
WATCH: Clinton Denies He ‘Likes Them Young’ — Then Comes The Lewinsky Question DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Fatima Iqbal-Zubair is a candidate for the state’s 65th Assembly District and her husband, Fazlul Zubair, is an engineer manager for Raytheon, the New York Post reported Monday.
Report: California Democrat Whose Husband Works for Weapons Builder Wants to ‘Defund the Pentagon’ POLITICS - “Congressional District 2 voters want a representative in D.C. who will stand firm in his convictions, fight for his constituents, and follow through on his promises,” Toth said. “I won’t let them down.”
Steve Toth Defeats Rep. Dan Crenshaw in Texas House District 2 Primary
- The Lone Star State’s 21st District is located in the Texas Hill Country north of San Antonio and west of Austin. The district is rated solid Republican by the Cook Political Report, meaning Teixeira is likely to have the edge in the November general election.
ON THE MARK - Former Yankees World Series great Mark Teixeira wins GOP House primary race in Texas
- Texas State Rep. James Talarico won the Texas Senate Democratic primary, booting left-wing firebrand Trump foe Rep. Jasmine Crockett from Washington D.C. at the end of her term.
Jasmine Crockett Set To Be Unemployed Again As Her Bid For Promotion Goes Down In Flames - With Democrats eyeing 2028, Gavin Newsom finds himself squeezed between a base that distrusts him and a record that may prove impossible to outrun.
Democrats Already Dumping On Newsom
- Stupid is what stupid does.
Mr. Schopenhauer Goes to Washington
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - The joint operation is culmination of a strategic U.S. partnership with Ecuador's president Daniel Noboa, a Trump ally.
WATCH: U.S. Military Strikes ‘Designated Terrorist’ Target In Ecuador
- A splendid little war.
Pakistan Vs. Afghanistan
- “Elites justify their privileges on the basis of the long hours they (supposedly) work.”
Neoliberalism in One Country? DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - April 20, the deadline for Congress to renew Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), is fast approaching. The White House is already on board with a “clean extension” of the law, which allows intel agencies to surveil foreigners and potential terrorists without a warrant. However, data belonging to law-abiding American citizens often gets caught in the wide dragnet, leading to misuse and all sorts of privacy and Constitutional concerns.
Brutal Political Battle Awaits The GOP In Not-So-Distant Future HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - During MS N-SDAP’s election coverage on Tuesday, Democrat U.S. Senate nominee former North Carolina Gov. Roy Cooper argued that there need to be ACA subsidies “because we’ve lost so many people on the Affordable Care Act who can no longer afford it, and people who are there are having to pay more for policies with higher deductibles.”
Roy Cooper: ‘So Many People on the Affordable Care Act’ ‘Can No Longer Afford It’ ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - One of the most remarkable discoveries made during New Horizons’ fly-by was how completely different Pluto and Charon appeared, despite their likely formation together at the same time and in the same location of the early solar system.
Charon’s surface, completely unlike Pluto
- In many ways Euclid is Hubble’s replacement, produced by the European Space Agency, as NASA and the American astronomy community has not been able to get together to build their own new optical orbiting telescope.
Old and new optical space telescopes team up to view the Cat’s Eye FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - The decision blocks a California law banning automatic parental notification and reinstates a lower court order, pending further legal proceedings.
SCOTUS Suspends CA Law Hiding Student Gender Transitions From Parents.
- ‘My husband and I are living, breathing, walking testimonies that what the world gives is so much less compared to the fullness of what you can have in Christ.’
Former Gay And Transgender Couple Welcome Birth Of Third Child After Escaping LGBT Deception - New York Attorney General Letitia James ordered NYU Langone, one of the Big Apple’s largest hospitals, to reinstate gender-affirming care for minors — before ominously warning it would face “further action” if it did not comply.
AG Letitia James demands NYU Langone resume transgender treatment for kids after hospital axes program CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Christian Toto: Why Susan Sarandon’s Cancellation Is So Revealing
Why Susan Sarandon’s Cancellation Is So Revealing
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2026 06:51 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 06:52 AM (w/O5Q)
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Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 06:53 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:53 AM (MFAsx)
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Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:55 AM (vFG9F)
Dateline Texas:
Crenshaw - out
Sid Miller - out
Jasmine Crockett - out
Al Green - in trouble
John Cornyn - in trouble
It's a great day to be in Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 06:55 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 06:57 AM (pKr8Y)
An absolutely wonderful story. I hope that they live a long life and turn others away from the path they went down.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 06:57 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 06:57 AM (pKr8Y)
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We're gonna miss the Bozo.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:57 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: fd, channelling HRC at March 04, 2026 06:57 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:58 AM (+nEug)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 07:00 AM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2026 07:00 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma
And the Left in this country will contort themselves trying to figure out if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 07:01 AM (svLOV)
Texas primaries:
I was surprised that Talarico beat Crockett
Also surprised that the number of votes on the Dem side of the senate primary was significantly larger than the number of votes on the GOP side. That is somewhat ominous... What's up with that??
Cornyn/Paxton runoff while Talarico is into the general. Expect the press to squawk endlessly about Texas finally turning blue. I have a headache already just anticipating all the squawking....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 07:01 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Ben Had
Amen!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 07:01 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 07:02 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:04 AM (ExV1e)
The New York Times headlined its page one announcement of this Navy report on Sunday, December 7, 1941
“NAVY IS SUPERIOR TO ANY, SAYS KNOX.”
The United States Navy, now in the midst of a record expansion program and recently placed on a war footing with full personnel manning the ships of three fleets, has at this time no superior in the world. . . . On any comparable basis, the United States Navy is second to none
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 07:04 AM (TzEbc)
Any e-bikers among the Horde? I could use some advice.
I'm looking for a regular bike style, not a 3-wheeler, with fat tires but not the super fat mountain off-road ones, for use primarily on roads and paved trails, but there will be some unpaved trails involved, and some up and downhills (foothills of The Rockies here, that's inevitable!)
Also needs to be able to haul reasonable loads up to around 45 lbs such as groceries, on a rear rack. My price range 1k - 2.5k. Prefer a weight of 50 lbs or less.
Lectric and Aventon brands seem to stand out from the insanely large pack. I need help, there are so very many options out there!
Posted by: Delurker at March 04, 2026 07:05 AM (gtcuf)
Hasan Piker found comatose and frothing at the mouth while Kiya pees on him.
Would be a guaranteed million view stream.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2026 07:06 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 07:08 AM (MFAsx)
Might be heading to the shelter any moment now - with bourbon in hand.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:53 AM (MFAsx)
Oy! Stay safe. Grab a prune hamantaschen!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2026 07:08 AM (x0n13)
Well, most of the boys, and girls, except for the ones murdered during the pullout. But we got a couple hundred, at least, jihadis to replace them. Thanks Joe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:10 AM (ExV1e)
Would be a guaranteed million view stream.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Two million if the video cuts to Asmongold's reaction to it.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 07:11 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 04, 2026 07:13 AM (9AdGW)
We will, no doubt, be able to keep an eye on Crenshaw on CNN. Till it folds.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 07:14 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 07:15 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 04, 2026 07:13 AM (9AdGW)
Trying to think of a P-shop but might just put up the MR logo and call it a day. Have to take wifey to the doctor a little later anyway and it's a long schlep
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2026 07:15 AM (x0n13)
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Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 07:16 AM (XuXeR)
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that massive deformation 'on top of' Charon looks interesting
Posted by: Dan Block at March 04, 2026 07:18 AM (ZxPkt)
Open Source Intel @Osint613
10m
BREAKING 🔴🔴
Hezbollah launched ballistic missiles at Tel Aviv.
Of course, Netanyahu does not have the brains to flatten Lebanon. It'll be Gaza deja vu all over again.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 07:19 AM (MFAsx)
Yeah. The components are widely available, and as long as folks are willing to spend the $$$$, anyone can staple the bits together - and be out of business just as fast.
The "name brands" are quite a bit more, but seem to have better support and use higher quality components...
Good luck!
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 07:19 AM (XuXeR)
With Al Green and Nadler being gone the House chamber will at least smell a little better next year.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 07:19 AM (Y8DZL)
Ain't nobody rubbing their wieners over clean elections. We're already here, we don't care if you can't get in. Killing people, though, ooooooo, I need to go clean up. -- Lindsey "Kill 'em all" Graham
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:19 AM (ExV1e)
I pity the person who has to go in and clean up after those two...
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 07:20 AM (XuXeR)
It would sure be a shame if the rayciss refusal of Texas Democrats to elect as exemplary a candidate as Jasmine Crockett came back to bite them in the ass.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:21 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 07:22 AM (Ek1Ps)
Posted by: Edward at March 04, 2026 07:23 AM (9gg3L)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2026 07:23 AM (MIIRH)
'cause there just ain't a lot of parts for an 80 year old?
Nah, that can't be it!
"It would sure be a shame if the rayciss refusal of Texas Democrats to elect as exemplary a candidate as Jasmine Crockett came back to bite them in the ass."
Texas dims are the same as all others - they strongly believe that all "blacks" and "hispanics/latinix" are interchangable...
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 07:24 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:10 AM (ExV1e) "
if I remember correctly we got a few thousand just in Wisconsin.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2026 07:24 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 07:25 AM (+nEug)
https://tinyurl.com/43e9vf8p
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 06:52 AM (iMotb)
Sri Lanka denies submarine attack reports: Sri Lankan authorities denied that 101 people were missing after the distress call was triggered by a submarine attack on the Iranian ship, as initially reported by Reuters citing sources in the Lankan navy and defence ministry. The Navy spokesperson rejected reports of a submarine attack, while the exact cause of the incident was not immediately known. Both Sri Lanka's navy and the air force said they were not releasing footage of the rescue because it involved the military of another state, reported Singapore-based news portal CNA.
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Knowing what submarines use to attack surface ships, I have my doubts that this was an attack by a US submarine, at least.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:27 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 07:25 AM (+nEug)
And yet it's the home of SHiite Twelverism.
Was hoping Israel would drop a bomb down that magic wishing well for a Qom shot of epic proportions that would obliterate their prophecy!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: fd, channelling HRC at March 04, 2026 07:30 AM (vFG9F)
Heavy black turnout for Crockett. Heavy not black turnout for Talarico.
It almost certainly means a whole lot of nothing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e)
Do those three names belong together?? LoL... TDS is the disease that never stops giving
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 07:30 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Ben Had
Gonzales too, hopefully.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)
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I thought they already elected Ali(?) Khomeni?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:32 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 07:32 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 07:32 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:32 AM (qBdHI)
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Building empty when flattened.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 07:33 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett, Fake Ass Hood Rat at March 04, 2026 07:35 AM (/IU3q)
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 07:35 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2026 07:24 AM (MIIRH)
In fairness, it's theoretically possible that SOME of them aren't jihadis.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:35 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 07:36 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett, Fake Ass Hood Rat at March 04, 2026 07:35 AM (/IU3q)
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Had to run that through a l33t translator to understand it.
To the shelter again!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 07:36 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 07:36 AM (c/v/O)
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I would... a public alliance with the Jews would be highly unpopular among the permanently restive Muslim portions of their subjects.
There would have to have some very compelling outside motivation to offset that internal political risk - and as of Saturday, that motivation went from compelling to "less than compelling."
They're Arabs. Their cooperation only comes at a steep price, and we've already paid them it. I can't see any good reason for them to join the Accords, or to further antagonize Israel, on the bright side.
Maintaining the status quo would seem to be their best play to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 07:36 AM (MGQkc)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 07:37 AM (XuXeR)
The treaty Trump signed was void because the Taliban weren't honoring their side of the agreement. And Biden was utterly incompetent in how the withdrawal was handled.
Biden could have released the Epstein files but he didn't because he knew Trump wasn't on them. Going after him was much more important than the victims.
Once again, you come here because your family won't pay any attention to you. And you're not even mildly entertaining. Try harder.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 07:38 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2026 07:38 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:32 AM (qBdHI)
Ali Khamenei was the guy who died on day one. Mojtaba Khamenei, his son, is his replacement - reportedly at the very strong urging of the IRCG (as in, vote for this guy or we shoot you).
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:39 AM (ExV1e)
IF the active , aggressive, relentless killing of innocents stops for any decent period of time we will have justified our current actions.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 04, 2026 07:40 AM (FCPbW)
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Another win for humanity, thanks to Trump and his team.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 07:40 AM (c/v/O)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 07:40 AM (EtnSa)
The left: "Racist dancing has now taken over the poor little brown people of Iran."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 07:42 AM (svLOV)
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Another win for humanity, thanks to Trump and his team.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 07:40 AM (c/v/O)
Let us not forget that, during the first Trump Administration, they had an operation running with the US Marshals looking for missing kids. Found thousands.
Biden ended that program on Inauguration Day 2021.
For some reason.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 04, 2026 07:43 AM (5bpa7)
No surprise at all, in fact, predicted even here. Lot's o'dim infighting over this. It's been entertaining.
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 07:43 AM (XV/Pl)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2026 07:43 AM (tljrc)
But Eyepatch losing? Shocker, and a welcome one! Go Texas!
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 07:43 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 07:42 AM (svLOV)
Most of the people of Iran don't seem especially brown.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at March 04, 2026 07:43 AM (vFG9F)
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Spanberger’s office suggested to WJLA’s Nick Minock that the governor will continue to oppose ICE detainers lodged against illegal aliens, even in the case of Jalloh.
“DHS should request a signed judicial warrant to ensure this violent criminal is deported,” a spokesperson for Spanberger’s office told Minock.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 07:44 AM (c/v/O)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)
Haven't seen much reporting on action in Afghanistan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 04, 2026 07:44 AM (fZiTB)
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Uh-oh. Anybody do a wellness check on Greta?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:44 AM (qBdHI)
Al Green IS GONE!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 06:57 AM (pKr8Y)
Blacula has been staked.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 07:45 AM (wa/yD)
I never really kept track, but they may be the largest threat to a Carrier at this point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 07:46 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The joke is that the Left views non-American minorities as Little Brown People that need their loving guidance.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 07:46 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 04, 2026 07:43 AM (5bpa7)
He may, although I worry Jasmine losing will cause Rs to choose the more squishy option in TX...that, and a runoff election is less attended, so you don't know who shows up...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 07:46 AM (tOcjL)
That's Rayciss!!!
*what's the name of those mountains again? Oh, that's right...*
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)
Good morning, Horde.
No baby yet, D-day +11.
Mrs. had an ultrasound yesterday and everyone and thing looks good. Baby measuring 10 lbs 8 oz.
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 07:49 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 07:49 AM (tOcjL)
I never really kept track, but they may be the largest threat to a Carrier at this point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 07:46 AM (iMotb)
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Which is why carriers have an underwater escort of their own.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 07:50 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 07:50 AM (ZxPkt)
https://tinyurl.com/ye22m9v9
Shark bait.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 07:50 AM (MFAsx)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Thank you for the sub story. Very interesting!
Plus there may have been a sub attack on a Russian "dark fleet" tanker in the Med. The Med attack is the second mysterious explosion of a Russian ship in the Med in a year.
Hmmmm....
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)
Mrs. had an ultrasound yesterday and everyone and thing looks good. Baby measuring 10 lbs 8 oz.
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 07:49 AM (53oGX)
You need to birth the baby before his/her head doesn't fit down the birth canal. Hopefully, at that weight size, this is not baby #1...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 07:51 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 07:51 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 04, 2026 07:52 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 07:46 AM (svLOV)
Joke? This is a serious, and smart, military blog. Who could expect a joke?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)
Mrs. had an ultrasound yesterday and everyone and thing looks good. Baby measuring 10 lbs 8 oz.
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That's a good sized baby she's got in there! I think I'd be pulling my hair out at D-day +11. Best wishes for all.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 04, 2026 07:53 AM (fZiTB)
I didn't mean to imply that the Carrier group was defenseless.
Simply that a diesel boat does represent a threat. Maybe not a high threat, but still, a threat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 07:53 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 07:53 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 07:54 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 07:53 AM (gm9Sb)
She'll run for Governor in four years. She'll bring in millions. But, sadly, Democrats are very rayciss and would never elect her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 04, 2026 07:52 AM (rJ48h)
If not as host of her own show on CNN. It's Paddy Chayefsky's world now.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 04, 2026 07:56 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2026 07:56 AM (Q+gd/)
B-52s!
We are going to need a lot more bombs. They are the blue-collar bomb trucks of our USAF / USNair power. Obviously this is what was meant by the strikes are going to be much bigger.
It all falls into place. What a good plan, with skilled pilots, maintenance teams, and ordnance gangs. Very, very impressive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)
Open Source Intel @Osint613
1m
BREAKING 🔴🔴
NATO shot down an Iranian missile targeting Turkey. First time Iran has fired at a NATO member state. -
@TreyYingst on FOX
Relax. Friendly fire.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 07:57 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 07:57 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 07:58 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)
Everyone here should be making Gunny Hartmann look like Pee Wee Herman.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 07:53 AM (gm9Sb)
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Strange. Jasmine doesn't look Korean to me!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (iMotb)
Update from Centcom commander.
https://tinyurl.com/5b6jcenx
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (FWIP7)
hahaha
Hollywierd for the win.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 07:57 AM (+nEug)
She should really call out the Dems. This is outrageous.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (XuXeR)
Simply that a diesel boat does represent a threat. Maybe not a high threat, but still, a threat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 07:53 AM (iMotb)
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We'll probably never know if/when all of Iran's submarines are destroyed.
There's a war going on underneath the waves that we'll never know about.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 07:53 AM (gm9Sb)
Maybe she can start writing the next Monster Porn sensation post-Morning Glory Milking Farm.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 08:00 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (xT8gx)
Better she tells Ds how racist they are for not choosing her...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 08:00 AM (tOcjL)
This exodus, including a high turnover at the NIH and NSF, followed the return of the Trump administration, with reports of a 11-to-1 departure-to-hire ratio and 75% of surveyed researchers considering leaving. The vast majority chose Europe as their destination.
I wonder why? 🤔 ‘Climate change is a hoax, inject disinfectant against COVID and nobody knows where the sun is going by the night and how magnets work‘.
The situation is going to get a whole lot worse before it can get better. There has been reports that countries such as India, China, and others have been actively promoting the acceptance of graduate level scholars across multiple disciplines.
This is how great countries collapse. When the smart people move out you are cooked. This is why America dominated for so long they all immigrated here. It’s only a matter of time. The dumbing down of America will have economic consequences. Thanks for the brain drain, Trump!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 04, 2026 08:00 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 07:59 AM (iMotb)
Except the Left.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 04, 2026 08:00 AM (fZiTB)
goat-smelling donut hat-wearing MFers
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 08:01 AM (ZxPkt)
All the Iranian subs are fine, except for the large, gaping holes in their hulls. The one Kilo SS they have was a special target.
So no special ASW efforts needed. I'll bet the task force is not even streaming Nixies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2026 07:56 AM (Q+gd/)
Now I don't care who you are... that thar is funny!
How long before Crenshaw is a regular "conservative" commentator on MS NOW or CNN?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 08:01 AM (xT8gx)
Will we let them raise rabbits?
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 08:01 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2026 07:56 AM (Q+gd/)
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This cruelty is APPROVED
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: davidt
He failed to keep his eye on the prize.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 08:02 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 08:01 AM (xT8gx)
So, does Crenshaw resign immediately to screw the Republicans in the House, or vote to impeach Trump?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)
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Which section or subsection of the Immigration Code requires a judicial warrant?
Answer: None
No judge is required--IDK if they are even authorized--to sign an arrest warrant for deportation.
There is a standing, general warrant, by statute, without any judicial preview needed, that authorizes ICE to arrest any person who is here illegally.
No need for a second, redundant warrant.
This is a lie the Republicans need to push back harder on.
And not aim their fire at the left politician--aim it at the cartel judges who are encouraging those lies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 08:03 AM (HXT0k)
"Yes"...
/heh
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 08:04 AM (XuXeR)
Could be interesting.
If an Iranian sub is sunk, and no nation steps up to the microphone to claim a sinking, and the Iranians don't announce the sinking, in order to save face...
I guess it's the old If sub sinks in the ocean and nobody is around to hear it , did it really make a breaking up noise?
Or something like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:04 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 08:05 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 08:05 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:06 AM (iMotb)
And yet, I have never heard an interviewer/host ask:
"In what way" or "what part of the Constitution"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:07 AM (a4flb)
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1h
Texas DA says no charges for hero cops who stopped deadly bar shooting amid criticism of mandatory grand jury review https://trib.al/aFyqbMS
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)
*redies batches of Flavor-aid*
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 08:07 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at March 04, 2026 08:08 AM (oftw2)
Talk about memories!
That and VDS.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:08 AM (iMotb)
And yet, I have never heard an interviewer/host ask:
"In what way" or "what part of the Constitution"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:07 AM (a4flb)
Barry O'Fuckstick raises his hand so he can answer the "Good and Plenty Clause".
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 08:08 AM (wa/yD)
According to the legal complaint, General Motors began installing tracking systems in its vehicles in 2015 that monitored various aspects of driver behavior and vehicle operation. The systems reportedly collected information including vehicle speed, seatbelt usage, driving habits, and location data. This information was subsequently sold to third-party data brokers and insurance companies, potentially affecting insurance coverage and premium rates for Iowa residents without their knowledge or explicit permission.
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This issue would be a huge political winner for the GOP in the midterms. I would vote for whomever promised to end this, or make auto companies, phone companies etc get explicit permission before collecting and selling surveillance data to date brokers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 08:08 AM (CORHs)
I think the primary objective for him will remain the same: steal as much money from the treasury as possible.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:08 AM (a4flb)
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1h
Texas DA says no charges for hero cops who stopped deadly bar shooting amid criticism of mandatory grand jury review https://trib.al/aFyqbMS
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)
So, presumably, the DA walked into the GJ and said, "These three police shot and killed a terrorist who was shooting up a bar. Should we charge them?" And the GJ said, "Nah, bro."
Kind of a waste of time and resources but, then again, Austin is a leftist city so that's par for the course.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)
There's a war going on underneath the waves that we'll never know about.
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IIRC Iran had one Kilo class diesel-electric submarine and a smaller number of "narco" like semi-submersible boats. The Kilo was probably the most capable, assuming it even had a crew trained for it.
It was sunk at it's pier on day one or two.
The submarine threat in the Arabian Sea, where the Lincoln Strike Group is operating is minimal. In the Eastern Med, where the Ford Carrier Strike Group is operating is actually more of a threat area for subs.
But not Iranian submarines. The Iranian Navy, with the exception of their IRGC fast boats, has ceased to exist.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 08:10 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 08:11 AM (etYFQ)
... it was a primary so there is no Republican to blame
of course we knew those Democrats like to cheat
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 08:11 AM (GITLP)
I was surprised that Talarico beat Crockett
Also surprised that the number of votes on the Dem side of the senate primary was significantly larger than the number of votes on the GOP side. That is somewhat ominous... What's up with that??
Cornyn/Paxton runoff while Talarico is into the general. Expect the press to squawk endlessly about Texas finally turning blue. I have a headache already just anticipating all the squawking....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 07:01 AM (xT8gx)
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It is scary. Voted for Paxton, but right now I am undecided in the runoff to go up against Talarico.
I don't want this to be a Kari Lake situation.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 08:11 AM (NpAcC)
Sounds like something John Conyers Jr. from Michigan would say.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:11 AM (a4flb)
Sri Lanka area ship was sunk by a US sub with a torpedo
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 08:12 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2026 08:12 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 08:13 AM (YCxFk)
TX-38 (the "new" district Wesley Hunt abandoned in his spoiler run for Senator) looks like a runoff. Trump-endorsed Bonck got 46.8% and GOPe-machine, MAGA impersonator Dezevallos got 18.7%, with the remainder spread across 8 other spoiler never-was candidates.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:13 AM (wVcYX)
of course we knew those Democrats like to cheat"
We should encourage her to not back down from her claims that cheating took place in an election.
And demand that election reforms including voter ID requirements be put in place to prevent this from happening again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:13 AM (iMotb)
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They mourn a world that no longer exists.
And hasn't been functional for decades.
LOL, die in a fire, fags.
After AI destroying Hollywood, crushing the public schools, it ending of the college-to-government employment pipeline for mediocrities will be very satisfying.
PS: why aren't they celebrating that the private sector now has access to this generational talent of Ph.Ds? These brilliant minds previously locked away in government jobs?
Why, if they are such titans of intellect, are they scurrying abroad rather than signing lucrative jobs within the US?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 08:14 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 08:14 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 08:14 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 04, 2026 08:14 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 08:12 AM (w/O5Q)
Oh Bully! (As TR would say). I believe that is the first ship sunk by a US torpedo since 1945!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 08:14 AM (etYFQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 08:15 AM (NpAcC)
I don't want this to be a Kari Lake situation.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 08:11 AM (NpAcC)
See, we even have this reaction on the board. I'm not even saying it's wrong, but Jasmine losing will elevate Cornyn...maybe enough to win...b/c of the unease vote...is TX really that R or not? Voters are gonna be uncertain and probably pick the safe R pick as wildly better than any D later...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 08:15 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: NR Pax
You're going to have to be more specific. They melt down every day over there, over multiple issues. You want to see them cry over Crockett's loss or something? I assume it'll be like the Karen who cried about loving Crockett, but having to vote for Talerico because he's more electable lol. https://tinyurl.com/2rve5c29
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 04, 2026 08:15 AM (ycI94)
So now we get blamed for the oil slick, and subsequent pollution.
Oh...the huge manatee!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:15 AM (iMotb)
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If only. I hate Ulta with the heat of 1000 suns, but had to go in there for something last Saturday I couldn't find elsewhere. Big sticker on the front door: "Hate Has No Home Here!," which went on to virtue signal that all bearded men in dresses are welcome. I asked Mr. Black, you think any business would tell anyone, regardless of how ridiculous they look (men dressing as women) would be told they couldn't shop there? The answer, of course, is no. It was a strictly nauseous virtue signal from Ulta.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI)
Ah, one of the Great Old Ones has arrived.
No one gets a saving throw for sanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ)
I haven't heard a peep from anyone on this.
Posted by: pawn at March 04, 2026 08:17 AM (+rKuc)
He makes it sound like a mopping up operation now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)
He has been invited the give the eulogy at several services.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:17 AM (iMotb)
Trump and his people know this and are watching. Love Paxton for being a fighter, but Cronyn locks the seat down. Do not know what to think?
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 08:17 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Jonah
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Posted by: Fake AoS editor at March 04, 2026 08:18 AM (ycI94)
The media is dogshit. I have never read and watched such anti American propaganda. They are loathsome, dishonest pieces of garbage.
Foxsnewz and their WSJ attention Americas side, you guys.
Posted by: Vengeance. at March 04, 2026 08:18 AM (E/qck)
I don't want this to be a Kari Lake situation.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 08:11 AM (NpAcC)
See, we even have this reaction on the board. I'm not even saying it's wrong, but Jasmine losing will elevate Cornyn...maybe enough to win...b/c of the unease vote...is TX really that R or not? Voters are gonna be uncertain and probably pick the safe R pick as wildly better than any D later...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 08:15 AM (tOcjL)
It is just.... confusing. I mean Trump won Texas going away (by even more than he won now deep-red Florida!). I'll be voting for Paxton in the runoff and I can't imagine Talarico winning... yet the results are confusing... sometimes it's hard to know what voters want or are thinking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 08:18 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 08:12 AM (w/O5Q)
I have serious doubts whether 80 people on a frigate would survive being hit by a US submarine torpedo. Or that enough of the frigate would be left to radio for assistance.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 08:19 AM (qBdHI)
This being me: Why should there have been that much of a delay? Bring it up within the hour (Yes, have a grand jury on call). If the answer is no, everyone go home and good job. If it's a yes, just hand it off to the grand jury on the next business day.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 08:20 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 08:20 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 08:18 AM (xT8gx)
Paxton voters could have been voting Jasmine b/c again, she made him an easy winner...it could have been Rs didn't care at all and stayed home in most R districts if they had a safe R congressman running unopposed. It could be Texas is more blue or anti-incumbent, like everywhere is showing, in this cycle...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 08:21 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:21 AM (iMotb)
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I can't say I've ever heard harbinger used as a verb although some dictionaries seem to include a verb definition of "to be a harbinger". We could take it a step further and make it a gerund.
Harbingering is hard.
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 08:21 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 04, 2026 08:21 AM (gm9Sb)
/Wimpy
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 08:21 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 08:21 AM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 08:19 AM (qBdHI)
Open.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:22 AM (wVcYX)
Put this up on the ONT, and will re-post here.
Our son-in-law, J., is having oral cancer surgery today.
Your prayers for his and our families would be greatly
appreciated.
The Horde is the best- thank you!
Posted by: sal at March 04, 2026 08:23 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:21 AM (iMotb)
Mister, we could use a man like "Mush" Morton again.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:23 AM (wVcYX)
Like Doctor Jill Biden?
These "scientists" are likely foreigners on H1-Bs or those will allegiances to another country, that is why they can and feel perfectly comfortable leaving.
That assumes that anything mentioned in the Reddit is even close to being true. Do these SCIENTISTS™ have ankle trackers on so that we know that they left the country? How does that registry work?
Why do we want foreigners on taxpayer payroll "earning" lavish lifetime pensions and delivering DEI levels of PhD "scholarship"?
If they left the gig, apparently the Administration deemed their "work" nonessential if not counter-productive and yeeted them during DOGE.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:23 AM (a4flb)
https://tinyurl.com/5fvvt2fn
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 08:23 AM (s1IWd)
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Prayer for complete and speedy recovery
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)
My assessment, if the keel was broken: None of the hole snipes made it out. Likewise those in berthing areas. Topside in the bridge area and fore and aft may have some shaken survivors.
If the INMARSAT has a battery, they can transmit a SOS. Likewise if a boat makes it into the water intact, which looks like it did not happen.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 08:24 AM (qgHp7)
Would it stick who knows, but we have other Senate races to worry about also
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 08:24 AM (YCxFk)
I have serious doubts whether 80 people on a frigate would survive being hit by a US submarine torpedo. Or that enough of the frigate would be left to radio for assistance.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)
General Caine "a single mark 48 torpedo"
Literally said this a few seconds ago. I have zero knowledge in this field, can't really argue or agree, just relaying what is said at the press conference.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 08:24 AM (w/O5Q)
193 Is TX open or closed primaries?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 08:19 AM (qBdHI)
Open.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:22 AM (wVcYX)
BUT you can only vote in the Republican runoff if you voted in the Republican primary, so no crossover voting for runoffs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 08:25 AM (etYFQ)
This is not true. There are still four stealthy high-speed frigate class catamarans hiding somewhere that are armed to the teeth with advanced anti-ship missiles.
Posted by: pawn at March 04, 2026 08:25 AM (+rKuc)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 08:18 AM (xT8gx)
Talarico ran on not being a black woman and that Republicans wanted Crockett to win the primary (true).
He is an odious man and I cannot imagine him winning the general. Take a look at his policy positions - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Talarico - "gender affirming care" alone should bury him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:25 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 08:15 AM (tOcjL)
*******
Unfortunately, It is what it is.
For some people he's got too much baggage.
And I wish he would have done a better job answering his problems, but he avoided the press and ran no ads.
I think he's been a great AG, but I don't know that he appeals to everyone like he used to.
Had Jasmine won this to be a whole different story.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
2 Samuel 7:28
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 08:25 AM (ZaHhH)
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Harbin means Glorious Warrior in German and French. In English it means Gray Robin - the affectionate of Old Robert.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 08:25 AM (pZ64F)
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Any word on numbers? Like how many does the CIA think will be available for this effort?
And, perhaps relevant; how many won't switch sides?
Being the CIA... I have questions and doubts about their true motivations.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 08:26 AM (jtM2q)
Would it stick who knows, but we have other Senate races to worry about also
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 08:24 AM (YCxFk)
If Gloria Allred's Demon Spawn Daughter arises from the depths, then we'll know.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 08:26 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 08:26 AM (ZaHhH)
Posted by: Tuco at March 04, 2026 08:26 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 08:27 AM (YCxFk)
That's how that goat-humping religion works, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:27 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)
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Chy-na and its "Belt & Silk Road Initiative" hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 08:28 AM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2026 08:19 AM (qBdHI)
Open, in that you don't have to pre-declare a party to vote in that party's primary. Folks who voted in the Dem primary, however, are not allowed to vote in the Republican runoff. I don't know if people who voted in neither primary can vote in the runoff but the high Dem primary turnout limits the likelihood of shenanigans.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)
And we are not at the mopping up phase. It’s still a very active battlefield.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 08:28 AM (ZaHhH)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 08:29 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:29 AM (iMotb)
You show up at the voting hall and they will ask you what ballot you want, R or D - show nothing more than your DL and claim that the address is accurate.
So yes, Texas Primaries are Open with one caveat - if you voted in the D primary, and the R's have a run-off, allegedly you as a D primary voter can't participate in the R run-off.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:29 AM (a4flb)
I'm a little depressed that Jasmine lost. She would have created nonstop insanity which would have hurt the Dems. Talarico is a fraud and full of crap but white Dems will rally to him . He'll still lose.
Bye Dan
And I'm a Yankees fan so great job Texeira
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 08:30 AM (HYqoK)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 08:30 AM (ZaHhH)
Why did civilians get involved in the first place? The UCMJ is a parallel legal system for military.
Court martial, Division formation and a good old fashioned hanging on the parade ground at 0600, safety brief (don’t drink and drive) followed by a 3 day weekend. This is not complicated
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 08:31 AM (f8+Yv)
Disclaimer: That I hate Cornyn with the heat of a thousand Texas suns may affect my judgement.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:31 AM (wVcYX)
Two easy pickups thrown away. Sadly Akin and Murdoch would have been fine Senators
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 08:31 AM (YCxFk)
In other words, a "safe" vote for Uniparty. The Uniparty always wins.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:31 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 08:32 AM (YCxFk)
Literally said this a few seconds ago. I have zero knowledge in this field, can't really argue or agree, just relaying what is said at the press conference.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 08:24 AM (w/O5Q)
Well, if they said it, I accept it. Damn bastards. My boat only ever got to shoot a warshot at a towed target.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 08:33 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Felt Sorry For Whover Had To Fix The Mess at March 04, 2026 08:33 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 08:34 AM (GD0B3)
Disclaimer: That I hate Cornyn with the heat of a thousand Texas suns may affect my judgement.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 08:34 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 04, 2026 08:34 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)
“DHS should request a signed judicial warrant to ensure this violent criminal is deported,” a spokesperson for Spanberger’s office told Minock.
****
That violent criminal already has a signed judicial order. That is what the detainer represents. The deportation order will be presented when he is turned over.
Posted by: clarence at March 04, 2026 08:34 AM (IA6XQ)
Posted by: Felt Sorry For Whover Had To Fix The Mess at March 04, 2026 08:33 AM (oftw2)
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Like Adam Carolla says, Always Racist, Never Wrong.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 08:34 AM (ZaHhH)
We do have a problem here where too many voters don't actually do basic research.
The headline says something like, "GOP candidate says something extreme and crazy! Voters fear him now!" and too many people see that headline and that's it.
This the FNM effect, because Democrats say crazy stuff constantly that have no effect - like the VA AG candidate wanting to kill kids - because the FNM covers it differently.
One answer to this is "never say anything that can be taken out of context" and that's what the GOPe argues. But...that's not sustainable.
Trump has his own answer - he doesn't care and he'll double down on it. But that only really seems to work for him.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 08:35 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)
They can’t. To vote in a runoff you must have been recorded as having voted in that parties primary. It’s basically a do-over with the same voters but only the top two candidates.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 08:35 AM (etYFQ)
Turn out for the Dems was like turn out for Texas. They were a lot more enthused.
It's going to be Roy Cooper against Michael Whatley. And Roy Cooper has name recognition, and it helps being a governor.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Common Tater
For the hanging, can we add stripping off rank insignia and any awards beforehand?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 08:36 AM (svLOV)
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Modern torpedoes are designed to explode right under the centerline of the hull, under water. The result is what some call "breaking the back" of a ship... breaking it literally in half.
There are videos on YT of this effect.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 08:37 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)
And take a look at those folks holding political office in Maryland.
https://tinyurl.com/4d9kjb8d
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:37 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)
They can’t. To vote in a runoff you must have been recorded as having voted in that parties primary. It’s basically a do-over with the same voters but only the top two candidates.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 08:35 AM (etYFQ)
Well, there you go. It's all about who'll show up a second time. I hope folks are more enthused about getting rid of Cornyn than keeping him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 04, 2026 08:38 AM (shKYE)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 08:40 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 08:41 AM (+nEug)
I saw on a newscast yesterday There's a Kurdish scheme by the CIA. I'll say this about the Kurds
(and you'd better mark my words), I'd never trust the Kurds...no friggin' whey!
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 08:41 AM (qgHp7)
Just when I got the living room all set up & halfway through sorting paperwork... nope, gotta stuff it all away again because fk you JQ that's why.
I hate my life.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 08:42 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 08:40 AM (+nEug)
I assume that after he loses in the runoff he'll discover some high-minded reason why he can no longer support the SAVE Act.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 08:42 AM (HYqoK)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 08:42 AM (Suwql)
The only one eyed trouser snake I need is the one in my pants.
Posted by: Texican Joe at March 04, 2026 08:42 AM (/IU3q)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 08:43 AM (EtnSa)
So I fired up google maps to get a street view of the outdoor area. Looked at the menu. Bufords is mostly a drinking hole that offers pizza squares as munchies.
What was far more interesting was Buford's neighbors. A shop across the street advertises "halal smashburgers". Another venue proximate to Bufords literally has "Halal" in its business name. What demographic are they trying to reach?
So young Muslim males are sitting around noticing that people are having a good time getting drunk outdoors, the women are uncovered and laughing - and they can't handle this situation. And like we have been seeing in the news all over the place, Islam is cancer and it is part of its character to metastasize and take over neighborhoods and threaten businesses that don't bow to Sharia.
I lay odds that our Loser from Senegal had enough and decided to make a move against that entity that angered him and offended his religious dogma. (and to kill people because Muslims love killing people)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:43 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 08:43 AM (+nEug)
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I thought he went on his way months ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)
Anyone know who the current leader of Iran is?
Is he dead yet?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 08:42 AM (Suwql)
Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the previous guy.
No reports he's dead... yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)
Maybe we should call him Spanberger's Willie Horton?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 08:44 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 08:43 AM (+nEug)
I certainly hope so.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 08:45 AM (DgMqy)
Go straight to Hell. Do Not Pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:45 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 08:45 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Well, he's baaaaaaackkkkkkk.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 08:45 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 08:46 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)
What was far more interesting was Buford's neighbors. A shop across the street advertises "halal smashburgers". Another venue proximate to Bufords literally has "Halal" in its business name. What demographic are they trying to reach?
Ah, how dare they exercise their freedoms in what is being flipped to a Muslim neighborhood?!?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 08:46 AM (Suwql)
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"We will keel you!" /USN
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 08:46 AM (qgHp7)
I'm sorry. Can you tell him to leave or that you will call the police, although I don't know if they get involved in these sorts of situations.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 08:47 AM (xY6Tn)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 08:45 AM (DgMqy)
Old torpedoes hit the hull which would sometimes bend the firing pin. Modern torpedoes do not hit the hull.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)
Columbia graduate?
Barely literate.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 08:47 AM (Suwql)
Ah, one of the Great Old Ones has arrived.
No one gets a saving throw for sanity.
****
I stopped rolling the dice against ctHillary when one of the dice grew a head, two legs and a tail and charged at me.
Posted by: clarence at March 04, 2026 08:47 AM (IA6XQ)
The Democrats gleefully let security lapses happen.
They are going to get people killed like they did on J6.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 04, 2026 08:47 AM (gbOdA)
US torpedos in WWII cost $10,000 a piece (real money in 1940 dollars) and were pretty much junk. In addition to being duds, they would also circle back and hit the sub on occasion. Naturally, of course, these examples weren’t duds.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 08:48 AM (f8+Yv)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 08:49 AM (rdVOm)
It's now thought a Kuwaiti F-18 armed with Sidewinder heat seeking missiles "mistakenly" shot them down thinking they were Iranian drones or aircraft.
A couple things about that don't add up. For one, the F-15 is significantly larger than any Iranian drone. Secondly, there are no Iranian fighters that resemble the F-15 flying in or anywhere near Kuwait.
There's little info on the Kuwaiti pilot. And a bunch of unanswered questions. The story hasn't gone dark, but it does appear to have been pushed off to the side.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 08:49 AM (jtM2q)
The SAVE Act is Doomed. Though I hope to be proven wrong.
The Establishment's party stewards hate the idea that they will no longer to be able to be kingmakers by manipulating the votes.
Cornhole is a product of being a faithful Uniparty Establishment hack.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:49 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 08:49 AM (xY6Tn)
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Del Monte filed for bankruptcy. More blood on Gavin's hands.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)
LOL. That's New York City thinking, Hoss.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)
Invoice Kuwait for their deliberate "incompetence".
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:50 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)
oh interesting
feeling better about Paxton pulling out the win now!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 08:46 AM (rdVOm)
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Service and Safety!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)
The Democrats gleefully let security lapses happen."
You mean like this under-reported event?
https://tinyurl.com/2sxnjcxf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 08:52 AM (iMotb)
* looks around the comment section *
Well, I'm glad to see we all survived the blood moon.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2026 08:52 AM (Br6my)
If I had to guess, the press asked about it and were told that an investigate is in progress. They asked again and were asked, in turn, if they were hard of hearing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e)
You served on submarines? Cool. I should tell you about the time my crew and I 'Bear-trapped' a Soviet Delta IV. It wasn't much trapping the boomer as it passed through the sonobuoy barrier, but what happened soon after.
We had to immediately abort the mission and return to base, where we and the tapes from the sonograms were escorted into the ASWOC by armed personnel.
You can probably figure out what happened just from that.
Posted by: zombie Adm. Stockdale at March 04, 2026 08:52 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 08:53 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)
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NEW YORK CITY??
/obligatory
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)
He has been invited the give the eulogy at several services.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
>>He's hunkered down in a girls' elementary school or hiding in a mosque, mourning his fallen comrades.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 08:54 AM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 08:54 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 08:53 AM (rdVOm)
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Imma make a prayer for peace in your house.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)
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OMG shut up please. Then wake your ass up.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 08:55 AM (e5WJR)
They tended to run much deeper than the depth they were set. No splodey. And now the enemy knows you’re there.
The trigger mechanism was defective as well, more often not detonating when a textbook direct 90 degree hit was achieved. Later in the war it was suggested glancing hits were more likely work with the defective torpedos.
One of the reasons the torpedos were defective, was because the Navy was cheap - “these babies are expensive!” and so it was just apparently assumed they worked fine. Huge debacle at the time.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 08:55 AM (f8+Yv)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 08:55 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 08:55 AM (qgHp7)
.@SECWAR "Last night, we sunk their prize ship — the Soleimani. Looks like @POTUS got him twice."
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)
@TheAtlantic
Pete Buttigieg—the Harvard graduate, Rhodes Scholar, and McKinsey alum—now has a beard and a splitting maul, @gcaw reports. Can he convince America he’s a man of the people?
What else has he done that a normal person who use to identify he's a good candidate?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 08:55 AM (Suwql)
Know islham, no peace.
No islham, know peace.
It is the ONLY way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 04, 2026 08:56 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 08:49 AM (jtM2q)
I read it was a Patriot missile.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 04, 2026 08:56 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 08:55 AM (Suwql)
=====
Cheese on a raw hamburger?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 08:57 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 08:58 AM (IqyFR)
However, I do seem to recall being able to vote in a runoff election where I hadn't voted at all in any Primary. That would have been a long time ago and far away in the mists of time. I recall getting the stink eye from the voting clerks and having to verbally attest to non-Primary voting to the Election Judge. Or perhaps my memories are AI-hallucinations.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 08:58 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at March 04, 2026 08:58 AM (yTvNw)
How on earth does this pass a smell test?
Really? a "girl's school" attach to an basiji or irgc building?
Is this for convenient recreational rape, or is this yet another lie told on a mountain of other lies?
Is this "girl's school" a franchise of the Quality Learing Center ?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 08:59 AM (a4flb)
@TheAtlantic
Pete Buttigieg—the Harvard graduate, Rhodes Scholar, and McKinsey alum—now has a beard and a splitting maul, @gcaw reports. Can he convince America he’s a man of the people?
He stuffs his junk in hairy man ass. Not something I look for in a leader of the free world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
I voted for Mayes.
The results-
Mayes Middleton 40.7 621,011
Chip Roy 30.6 466,154
Joan Huffman 14.5 220,515
Aaron Reitz Candidate Connection 14.2 217,146
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 09:00 AM (NpAcC)
he sat at a table in a diner looking pensive while Annie Leibowitz took his photo?
what more can you ask?!?!
MAN OF THE PEOPLE
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:00 AM (j+aD2)
Got plenty of pads of paper, and pencils LOL
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 09:01 AM (rdVOm)
Really? a "girl's school" attach to an basiji or irgc building?
Is this for convenient recreational rape, or is this yet another lie told on a mountain of other lies?
Iranian fronted terrorist groups like to put their militias in buildings which are off-limits to attack. Schools, hospitals, that sort of thing. No reason to think that their paymasters wouldn't do the same.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Putting aside the question of his sexual preferences, Buttigieg has never demonstrated competence at anything. Ever.
You don't put someone in the Oval Office hoping that they'll finally get their act together.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)
**********
Those workers in the canned pineapple section will have to go on the Dole™...
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 09:04 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
>I worked with Pakistani machinist and there wasn't a lathe, screw machine, CNC machine or knee mill he couldn't set up. He wasn't big on personal hygiene, but since he had a lit cigarette hanging from his lip for the whole 8 hour shift, his BO wasn't completely unbearable.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 09:04 AM (gVUi7)
Mrs. had an ultrasound yesterday and everyone and thing looks good. Baby measuring 10 lbs 8 oz.
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 07:49 AM (53oGX)
You need to birth the baby before his/her head doesn't fit down the birth canal. Hopefully, at that weight size, this is not baby #1...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 07:51 AM (tOcjL)
Thank you,
Doc says everything is good.
This is our 5th child.
Posted by: Inogame at March 04, 2026 09:04 AM (53oGX)
I voted for Mayes.
The results-
Mayes Middleton 40.7 621,011
Chip Roy 30.6 466,154
Joan Huffman 14.5 220,515
Aaron Reitz Candidate Connection 14.2 217,146
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 09:00 AM (NpAcC)
That's disappointing, Middleton not winning outright.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 09:04 AM (wVcYX)
Both hands middle finger then point to the front door.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 09:05 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 09:05 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Shoefly the Boxing Mule at March 04, 2026 09:05 AM (ufJfM)
You don't put someone in the Oval Office hoping that they'll finally get their act together.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)
His role as mayor was an overwhelming failure. It is the democrat way to fail upward. He's the poster child for upward failure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: OnPoint at March 04, 2026 09:06 AM (RK/h9)
So Turkey is mostly Sunni.
Kurds are maybe 75% Sunni, 15% Shia. But they follow a different "branch" (Shafi'i) of Sunni than Turkey or Arabs (Hanafi). I think it is the Shia that wait for the twelfth imam (twelvers) to arise (from the well?).
Iran is predominantly Shia Muslim, with 90–95% of its Muslim population identifying as Shia, primarily following the Twelver branch of Shia Islam, which is the official state religion.
"While Sunni Muslims make up approximately 5–10% of Iran’s population, they are a minority, mainly concentrated among ethnic groups such as Kurds, Turkmen, Arabs, Baloch, and Pashtuns in regions like Kurdistan, Sistan & Baluchistan, West Azerbaijan, and Hormozgan provinces.
Historically, Iran was predominantly Sunni until the 16th century, when the Safavid dynasty forcibly established Shia Islam as the state religion, marking a pivotal shift in Iran’s religious identity."
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 09:06 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 09:06 AM (e5WJR)
it sounds like "operation mayhem" type tactics from Ds in TX probably happened
overall though I think yesterday went pretty well?
the "truth" will come out in the runoff (which is closed, or at least supposed to be)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:06 AM (j+aD2)
Those workers in the canned pineapple section will have to go on the Dole™...
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 09:04 AM (qgHp7)
BAH dum.....TISH!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Really? a "girl's school" attach to an basiji or irgc building?
===
"According to an analysis of the incident published by The New York Times (🤡
, the school is located adjacent to a naval base belonging to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps..."Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 09:07 AM (GD0B3)
You don't put someone in the Oval Office hoping that they'll finally get their act together.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)
His role as mayor was an overwhelming failure. It is the democrat way to fail upward. He's the poster child for upward failure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Surely, I get an honorable mention?
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 04, 2026 09:07 AM (wVcYX)
Paxton - 40.8% 850,291
Hunt - 13.5% 281,034
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 08:33 AM (pKr8Y)
Okay, that vote total does surprise me...Paxton actually did lose the 3 way to Cornyn...so if all Hunt people are fed up and stay home, Cornyn still wins...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 09:07 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:00 AM (j+aD2)
Man of the Penis
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 09:05 AM (e5WJR)
And somehow, the rest of the dems come off as even worse at simulating human-like behavior.
Even with such a low bar to clear.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 09:08 AM (3wOGw)
So far there’s been more votes in the Dem primary than the Republicans primary (that is hotly contested and needs a runoff)
Talarico is a straight, white, Christian pastor. In Texas, he will be largely immune to attacks from the GOP. They can't use the "woke, uppity black woman" stereotypes against him like they could with Crockett. He does not have much of a voting history for them to criticize either. And he actually practices what Jesus taught in the bible.
I’m pretty sure the republicans would rather have Crockett win. It's a lot harder to play the "black/woman/carpet bagger/communist" card if the Democratic candidate is a conventionally attractive white man from Round Rock who is a Presybyterian pastor.
She is super cringe when trying to answer anything on Gaza. She rolls her eyes like it’s a great inconvenience. Glad she lost.
I don't care who wins as long as Brandon Herrera looses. I always liked his content until I learned about his politics.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 04, 2026 09:08 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Jonah at March 04, 2026 09:08 AM (YCxFk)
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At the start of WWII Japan had the best torpedoes. Its odd that they didn't share their expertise with the Germans.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 09:08 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
...
he sat at a table in a diner looking pensive while Annie Leibowitz took his photo?
...
what more can you ask?!?!
MAN OF THE PEOPLE
Participation Trophy.
LIBs champion the mediocre, the Unworthy, the DEPRAVED on the basis of their Depravity... Triple Crown
...Makes even NY's/MADMANI more interesting by virtue of of his 1960's Klingon Esthetics.. because we're all awaiting his inevitable outburst on the world stage(&events): REMAIN KLINGON!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 04, 2026 09:09 AM (4MTQI)
Sitting in the unemployment office under a Learing Center sign:
Crenshaw in a pirate outfit
Crockett in a Waffle House uniform
Al Green dressed as an old man with a cane.
Bah! I so wish we could post pictures.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 09:09 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 09:09 AM (GD0B3)
I really do not see all the hunt voters just staying home tho. I think a lot of them were truly having trouble deciding between Hunt and Paxton.
maybe I'm being a pollyanna but I see Paxton winning this runoff. Cornyn's only argument is that he is better able to beat the D but that's BS hopefully Texans will see through that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:09 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 09:07 AM (tOcjL)
If all Hunt people stay home and no Cornyn people stay home then yes. The fact that the difference was under 1000 votes though, gives hope.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 09:09 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ...
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Right. Very common. That's why I wrote out "You cannot live here" and made him acknowledge it, before he even sat down.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 09:09 AM (rdVOm)
I have heard that story, that is why I asked if this "girl's school" is a franchise of the Quality Learing Center.
IOW, its a "girl's school" in name only, not that anyone attends there, it exists to be a front.
Why on earth would any sane parent send their daughters to a place that is a bombing candidate and is proximate to Party Men who love to rape young women and goats?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 09:09 AM (a4flb)
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My theory, and it's not 'just' about Buttigieg but more an observation about politicos in general.
The theory is that they remain "involved" in politics to remain out of prison. Politicos seldom pay a price for their indiscretions or crimes. He's no different.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 09:09 AM (jtM2q)
Surely, I get an honorable mention?
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 04, 2026 09:07 AM (wVcYX)
Your half-black ass ascended to royalty without accomplishing a f*cking thing. You're an anomaly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mrs JTB
*********
Thanks for asking. There have been some developments that I cannot discuss in open forum, the case may be nearing a conclusion, in an inconclusive fashion. If things break look for an update on a Saturday morning coffee thread.
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 09:10 AM (qgHp7)
Kurds are maybe 75% Sunni, 15% Shia. But they follow a different "branch" (Shafi'i) of Sunni than Turkey or Arabs (Hanafi). I think it is the Shia that wait for the twelfth imam (twelvers) to arise (from the well?).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 09:06 AM (vbXSk)
Both Sunni and Shi'a wait for the Mahdi, but only Shi'a believe that the 12th Imam is the Mahdi.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 09:10 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Forced a runoff.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)
The interesting thing in Texas for the Dems is whether the African Americans will show up for for Talarico. I doubt it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 09:11 AM (IqyFR)
Paxton forced a runoff, while being outspent 33 to 1, and not being the incumbent
regardless of anything else, this is very meaningful
lazy R incumbents should take note
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
No. 1% over Paxton at 41%.
Headed for a runoff.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 09:12 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 09:12 AM (Kt19C)
The Coward's Vote.
IOW, Vote Other Than Cornhole to force a run-off. Then vote Not For Cornhole at the run-off.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 09:12 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
>You arrogant ass. You've killed *us*!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 09:12 AM (gVUi7)
"When French president Emmanuel Macron declares that “free speech is pure bullsh*t,” he is articulating, in his own puerile way, the Rousseauian influence on the continental understanding of freedom. .... And most tragically, when Keir Starmer’s government arrests grannies for tweeting unacceptable memes, it is demonstrating Britain’s loss of faith in its intellectual traditions and its acceptance of continental influences in their stead.
To put it bluntly, on the matters to which Marco Rubio was referring in his Munich speech, historical unity between Europe and the United States is tenuous at best, while a contemporary common vision is almost entirely nonexistent.
While reconciliation with Europe is a laudable goal, it must be on America’s terms, not Europe’s. We are not the same, despite considerable common cultural characteristics. Indeed, in the race to preserve what remains of the foundational principles of “Western civilization,” America stands alone.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 09:13 AM (vbXSk)
No. 1% over Paxton at 41%.
Headed for a runoff.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 09:12 AM (pKr8Y)
Phew......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Ask Cornhole why he voted for Biden's and Obama's judges even though they were completely unqualified.
Then Ask Cornhole about voting for the $30T in debt.
Then Ask Cornhole about how hard he worked for the 80/20 issues like getting rid of ACA, shoring up our borders, and why the Hell SAVE act is getting no-where and why he supports Trump never being able to make recess appointments.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 09:15 AM (a4flb)
I really do not see all the hunt voters just staying home tho. I think a lot of them were truly having trouble deciding between Hunt and Paxton.
maybe I'm being a pollyanna but I see Paxton winning this runoff. Cornyn's only argument is that he is better able to beat the D but that's BS hopefully Texans will see through that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:09 AM (j+aD2)
See. I think Hunt's voters were protesting the top 2 (and knew Hunt has ZERO shot)...so they cast that type of protest vote and probably will not bother to return for a special election run off. Unless they were D voters looking to muddy the water, and then yes, they will vote for Paxton b/c he is more beatable in the general.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 09:15 AM (tOcjL)
I was gonna say they want him to be the Gay Obama but we already have one of those.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 09:15 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 09:15 AM (0sNs1)
Then Ask Cornhole about how hard he worked for the 80/20 issues like getting rid of ACA, shoring up our borders, and why the Hell SAVE act is getting no-where and why he supports Trump never being able to make recess appointments.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 09:15 AM (a4flb)
But he votes with Trump 99% of the time!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)
My theory, and it's not 'just' about Buttigieg but more an observation about politicos in general.
...
The theory is that they remain "involved" in politics to remain out of prison. Politicos seldom pay a price for their indiscretions or crimes. He's no different.
Terrorists have a clear brand.
LIBs Proudly do unto their own people Precisely what they forbid us to do to our Adversaries... they make you read the fine print in pharsi.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-OBAMA-theBirdie
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsTheChickenRun
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 04, 2026 09:16 AM (4MTQI)
I fucking hate autocorrect. Thank you but I do not need help looking like a lunatic.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 09:16 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: XTC
thanks for that
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 09:16 AM (vbXSk)
Cornyn - 41.8% 871,216
Paxton - 40.8% 850,291
Hunt - 13.5% 281,034
Sara Canady - 1.2% 25,311
Anna Bender - 1.2% 23,994
There's no guarantee that Hunt, Candy & Bender voters stay home. Paxton hasn't lost this race yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 09:16 AM (pKr8Y)
Disappointing that Brandon Herrera’s race is a runoff given how much of a scumball Tony Goon-zalez is (in addition to being a not so secret Democrat) but hopefully more people will find out about him in the meantime.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2026 09:17 AM (QZThv)
Maybe it's the Iranian equivalent of a MN "Learing center" and nobody shows up. It's just named as a school because schools are not supposed to be bombing targets or else that's where Iranian mullahs show up to hide out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 09:18 AM (PFs9e)
Cornyn - 41.8% 871,216
Paxton - 40.8% 850,291
Hunt - 13.5% 281,034
Sara Canady - 1.2% 25,311
Anna Bender - 1.2% 23,994
There's no guarantee that Hunt, Candy & Bender voters stay home. Paxton hasn't lost this race yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 09:16 AM (pKr8Y)
Well, the voters for the 2 female candidates are probably not moving to Paxton. Hunt's voters and stay home voters (aka a lower turnout) are Paxton's best bets...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2026 09:18 AM (tOcjL)
That’s the rule.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 09:18 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 09:15 AM (e5WJR)
We've had a lot more than one of those (Cory Booker, Deval Patrick, Andrew Gillum (even though Gillum lost)).
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 09:19 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 04, 2026 09:19 AM (pohLc)
Then Ask Cornhole about how hard he worked for the 80/20 issues like getting rid of ACA, shoring up our borders, and why the Hell SAVE act is getting no-where and why he supports Trump never being able to make recess appointments.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 09:15 AM (a4flb)
But he votes with Trump 99% of the time!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)
It was his behind-the-scenes machinations under The Turtle's direction (in Senate leadership) that sparked my Cornyn ire. Senate procedures on votes to apply body english, pulling funding from TEA Party candidates, etc. He's a worm.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)
Headed for a runoff.
Posted by: rickb223
I assume Wesley Hunt will endorse Cornyn, assuming he ran in order to help GOPe keep the bastard Cornyn. Let's see.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 09:20 AM (Dv3i1)
Dateline Texas:
Crenshaw - out
Sid Miller - out
Jasmine Crockett - out
Al Green - in trouble
John Cornyn - in trouble
It's a great day to be in Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 06:55 AM (pKr8Y)
Hit it with the bowl brush and flush again.
Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2026 09:20 AM (qwype)
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 09:04 AM (qgHp7)
They're already on shellfare.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 09:21 AM (e5WJR)
periscope video
https://tinyurl.com/bdzdabv4
that fucker blowed up REAL GOOD
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 09:21 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2026 09:21 AM (QZThv)
let's see what happens. I like the guy. if these primaries are open, a lot of fuckery could be involved here.
I fucking hate autocorrect. Thank you but I do not need help looking like a lunatic.
yeah it's gotten SO MUCH worse. I thought it was just Mac OS tho? Mac OS has lost it entirely.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:22 AM (j+aD2)
Sid Miller - out
Jasmine Crockett - out
Al Green - in trouble
John Cornyn - in trouble
It's a great day to be in Texas.
EXACTLY! my thoughts exactly this morning!
loads of good news
congrats Rick!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:23 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 09:23 AM (+nEug)
And that sounds like a strong possibility as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 09:23 AM (PFs9e)
_____
Trump's fault.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 04, 2026 09:23 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 09:23 AM (ZxPkt)
Dateline Texas:
Crenshaw - out
Sid Miller - out
Jasmine Crockett - out
Al Green - in trouble
John Cornyn - in trouble
It's a great day to be in Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 06:55 AM (pKr8Y)
Hit it with the bowl brush and flush again.
Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2026 09:20 AM (qwype)
*******
Chip Roy almost out, runoff.
I wanted Crockett to win. It would be easier for us to beat her then Talarico in the general..
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 09:24 AM (NpAcC)
https://tinyurl.com/bdzdabv4
that fucker blowed up REAL GOOD
Posted by: Don Black
Oh my...it's been too long since I've seen a poop deck blasted like that! 😜🍆💦💩
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 04, 2026 09:25 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 09:26 AM (Dv3i1)
https://tinyurl.com/bdzdabv4
that fucker blowed up REAL GOOD
Posted by: Don Black
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Wow. If I'm Russian or Chinese navy, I'm starting to have second thoughts about pissing off the Americans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 09:26 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 09:26 AM (Dv3i1)
I just can't see Texas choosing a Dem Senator... But anything can happen I guess...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 09:27 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Ian S.
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at March 04, 2026 09:27 AM (JCZqz)
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You can see the effect I mentioned up thread... the "breaking of a ships back" the way the stern of the Frigate sort of leaps up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 09:27 AM (jtM2q)
Exactly. Why no mention of his time as mayor or Sec. of Transportation?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 09:27 AM (Suwql)
Crenshaw - out
Sid Miller - out
Jasmine Crockett - out
Al Green - in trouble
John Cornyn - in trouble
It's a great day to be in Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 06:55 AM (pKr8Y)
Texas. F*CK YEAH!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 09:27 AM (Suwql)
Because it's progaganda but you were being rhetorical
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 09:28 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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it looks like they blew the front end of that ship clean off
fuuuuuuhhhhk
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 09:28 AM (ZxPkt)
I think the Republicans ought to finance some way to reach out to AA churches because the only way Talarico sounds Christian is to progressive Dems
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 09:29 AM (PFs9e)
May your torpedo never explode underneath a ship. Leave that to the USN, RN, and Pakis.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 09:29 AM (VE6XX)
He plays one, the 'holier than thou' David French type, while saying things like "God is non-binary!"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 09:29 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 09:30 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2026 09:30 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 09:30 AM (Dv3i1)
She's never won any elections. But she still won't go away.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 04, 2026 09:30 AM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2026 09:30 AM (awFp5)
Posted by: Moron Math at March 04, 2026 09:30 AM (JCZqz)
it looks like they blew the front end of that ship clean off
fuuuuuuhhhhk
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 09:28 AM (ZxPkt)
They used the 44 Magnum Automag? Cuz that'll take a man's head clean off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (Suwql)
NOOD
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (EtnSa)
A spate of antisemitic threats have rocked the Jewish community at Stanford University this week. One email warned of a “Holocaust 2.0,” ending with the note that the death of Jews would be “a major win for the world and for the cleansing of human genetics.”
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (Gj7Fw)
She's never won any elections. But she still won't go away.
IT'S FUNNY WHEN DEMOCRATS LOSE PRIMARIES BECAUSE THEY ACCUSE THEIR FELLOW DEMOCRATS OF THE KIND OF FRAUD THEY PRETEND NEVER HAPPENS IN GENERAL ELECTIONS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 08:58 AM (IqyFR)
All Corrupt Media puff-pieces on Approved Politicians and Others use photos showing them in deep thought, looking somewhat upward at something in the middle or far distance. Photos of women in that cadre have them in expensive jewelry and designer clothing, with at least one photo depicting them grinning, looking carefree and extremely happy.
All no doubt based on recommendations by psychologists, propagandists, and results of target-audience focus groups.
Simply another facet of the All-Encompassing Democrat Political Op.
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 09:23 AM (+nEug)
How dare you interrupt a black pilling in progress!!!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (2H3yT)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
And yet another reason colleges are losing the reverence they once had.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (svLOV)
As of early March 2026, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) remains largely unfunded and in a partial shutdown state following a funding lapse that began February 14, 2026. While most personnel (approx. 90%) continue working without pay, operations for agencies like the Coast Guard, TSA, and FEMA are affected.
>Government Executive: Congress searches for shutdown off-ramp as DHS employees start missing pay
Republican leaders hope a new vote this week, and pressure from war in Iran, will help spur a breakthrough on DHS funding. March 2, 2026
In small part, "The House previously approved a spending measure for DHS for fiscal 2026, but the bill has languished in the Senate as Democrats and the White House continue to negotiate over potential reforms at the department...."
"DHS workers have warned that they are facing strains from loans they are still repaying and other burdens they incurred during the record-setting 43-day shutdown last fall. The American Federation of Government Employees has called for Congress to pass legislation to pay all DHS employees on time, but did not demand that lawmakers end the shutdown itself."
Continued -
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 10:09 AM (NFX2v)
member who saw what it was about, stacked up the letters of subordination from 'management,' and hung in there till I got out well before the Supreme Court's 2018 Janus Decision.)
None will get better. They're all too busy scheming to give union cards to the likes of the Maryland man.
>The Hill, yesterday: "Democrats whip against DHS funding bill despite GOP pressure on Iran.'
I see we're all burning up the phone lines, etc. demanding full funding of DHS by the Senate.
In the meantime, community-based nonprofit or government Welcoming Centers that are NOT tourist info. centers & may serve some actuals refugees - but also many who aren't - are growing and flourishing throughout the nation. Centers such as Global Refuge; The Welcoming Center; Certified Welcoming Centers, and New Americans Welcome Centers, etc. And also, for example, the Illinois Welcoming Center (IWC) within the Illinois Department of Human Services, and The Office of New Americans within Colorado's Department of Labor and Employment.
Continued -
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 10:09 AM (NFX2v)
People (most, imo) deserve to be treated with dignity regardless of their citizenship status. But much of the recent past, open door immigration policies have little to nothing to do with that, but rather political opportunity, profit, and outstanding jobs and benefits for overseers.
Money alone for legal fees & establishing & staffing related governmental corporations and non-profits - with substantially different tax bases than for residents - is driving taxes beyond affordability for many residents, and, more than ever, there are unvetted persons & families - no doubt some dangerous - living within the very same communities.
America 250, a quarter century since the second attack on the World Trade Center.
“The government you elect is the government you deserve.” Thomas Jefferson
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🙏 for the US military forces & Israel.
Good day. 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 10:09 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (yTvNw)
Makes the NATO base in Greenland useless in my opinion.
Which brings us back to the very stable genius.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 04, 2026 10:18 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (Y1sOo)
https://tinyurl.com/ydeufsas
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 07:00 AM (ZeH0U)
The Talarico campaign ads I’ve seen on the Houston tv stations have alternated between frighteningly aggressive and “I won’t be a democrat!”
Posted by: Advo at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (jO4mz)
Posted by: UncleJefe at March 04, 2026 11:51 AM (gAuAm)
As of March 4, 2026, top breaking news in Virginia includes a Virginia Beach man (Pankaj Joshi) accused of human trafficking; a guilty verdict (of a former Federal employee) in the "au pair affair" trial in Northern Virginia, and a case of measles reported in an adult in Northern Virginia. (Possible exposure in an Office Building located at 2800 Eisenhower Avenue in Alexandria, containing the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Application Support Center & at least ten other businesses or agencies, plus all around Manassas which has big box stores, churches, markets and a medical center.)
Other significant updates include a deadly stabbing on the beltway (by a mort but current federal Foreign Service officer); a high-school coach (alleged "pedo") missing and considered a fugitive, and ongoing political disputes over data center tax breaks. (D proposal for the elimination of a sales and use tax exemption for data centers, which is estimated to cost the state roughly $1.6 billion to $2 billion per year. The tax exemption, in place for over 15 years, applies to equipment and software purchased by data centers.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 01:38 PM (NFX2v)
Daily Tech News 4 March 2026
Top Story
- Apple has announced its new MacBook Pro range with update M5 Pro and M5 Max CPUs and faster SSD speeds. (Tom's Hardware)
The SSD speeds are simple: They're still Apple's awkward proprietary solution, but the speed has been increased to PCIe 5.0 levels. I'm not sure how much difference that makes to a laptop, but it's not unwelcome.
The CPU story is a little more complicated. Both the M5 Pro and M5 Max feature up to 18 cores, though only 6 of those are performance cores, or what Apple has retroactively renamed "Super" cores. They are the same as the performance cores in the existing M5 chips, which we know because those cores have also been renamed.
But the other 12 cores aren't efficiency cores, they're "Performance" cores, though precisely what that means we don't know.
Also, there's no longer a 512GB option; the price has been increased by $100 but the base model now comes with 1TB of SSD.
Most importantly, the price of memory hasn't increased. It's not exactly cheap, but it's not much more than the market price for regular DDR5 modules now, and provides a lot more bandwidth.
- There's also a new MacBook Air and, expected tomorrow, the entry-level MacBook Neo. (Notebook Check)
Tech News
- Arm's own Cortex X925 core - found here in Nvidia's GB10 AI processor - reaches desktop class performance when provided a desktop class power budget. (Chips and Cheese)
It's neck-and-neck with AMD's 9900X and Intel's 285K desktop chips.
- Seagate has started shipping 44TB hard drives. (Tom'ss Hardware)
You can't have one, or at least not yet. Right now they're only going to one large, unnamed, customer.
- Intel has announced its new Clearwater Forest server CPUs with up to 288 cores. (Tom's Hardware)
They're all efficiency cores, but that's a valid option when you pack that many onto a chip.
- Drones launched in Iran's attempt to make as many enemies as possible before it expires hit an Amazon datacenter in the UAE, and took out power to another of its datacenters in Bahrain. (Tom's Hardware)
Born just in time to have my servers blown up in the sandbox.
- LexisNexis got hacked via a flaw in React. (Bleeping Computer)
Stolen data included employee passwords - encrypted, so probably not a problem - and API keys stored in AWS Secrets - not encrypted at all, so definitely a problem but relatively easy to address.
Disclaimer: Today I'm a potato.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 04:00 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2026 04:02 AM (sAmhv)
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Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:24 AM (Ia/+0)
Kind of gives a dark subtext to her entourage...
Posted by: SciVo at March 04, 2026 04:33 AM (Sy6m/)
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Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 04:53 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 04:57 AM (cXw3b)
I see lotsa noise on X about the Kurds getting armed. Seems like we made those kinds of promises before back in the Desert Storm days.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 04, 2026 04:58 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 04:59 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 05:04 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: LittleMs.Inopulent at March 04, 2026 05:04 AM (1/H5+)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 04, 2026 05:06 AM (2Ez/1)
Anyway! Stuffy and warm, 70 F. here with high humidity and low wind. I need to work out. But it's hard to find my motivation -- it's hiding again. How about your morning?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:09 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 05:13 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: LittleMs.Inopulent at March 04, 2026
***
Is she the one on video saying "You can't e-mas-cu-late a black man"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:14 AM (wzUl9)
New unit gets installed tomorrow.
When it works, it works fantastic.
But this one has Gremlins.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 05:15 AM (iMotb)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2026 05:17 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 05:18 AM (Ia/+0)
Besides the rather large fireball, obviously.
https://tinyurl.com/2xa7v7c3
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 05:21 AM (iMotb)
Urgh. Stayed up late again discussing something in the ONT trying to get to the bottom of some propaganda running around in the MSM.
So now I'm tired. Again. Yay.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2026 05:21 AM (O7YUW)
Now I have no idea if this was covered under a tech thread in the past few days but apparently, California passed a law that all operating systems have to have some age verification in place (AB 1043). So it's not demanding photo ID and naturally, no one is going to lie about their age.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:26 AM (svLOV)
https://tinyurl.com/3h6m4zzy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 05:28 AM (PFs9e)
For now. The next step, as is typical of CA, is to proclaim that the law "didn't go far enough" and that they now require photo id and a facial scan.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 05:30 AM (cXw3b)
For now. The next step, as is typical of CA, is to proclaim that the law "didn't go far enough" and that they now require photo id and a facial scan.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 05:30 AM (cXw3b)
And a blood sample?
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:32 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: m
Now seeing a market for people selling blood for ID verification.
And yes, CA will come back with "It didn't go far enough" and push harder.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (skR0U)
Posted by: m
Now seeing a market for people selling blood for ID verification.
And yes, CA will come back with "It didn't go far enough" and push harder.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (svLOV)
And a voice sample.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:36 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: m
Now seeing a market for people selling blood for ID verification.
And yes, CA will come back with "It didn't go far enough" and push harder.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (svLOV)
And a voice sample.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:36 AM (+YA9H)
Retinal scans can be hacked.
Posted by: Tom Cruise, in Minority Report at March 04, 2026 05:37 AM (skR0U)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:39 AM (wzUl9)
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman is having some fun and making some big bu𝕩:
16h
I literally cannot name one thing that Spain 🇵🇹 does better than America
10,635 comments
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:39 AM (+YA9H)
...
carry the one...
Feh, I hate unit conversions.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2026 05:39 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 05:40 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Tom Cruise, in Minority Report
Oh look; Simon Phoenix has some insight as well.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:42 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:43 AM (T8bqm)
Posted by: Tom Cruise, in Minority Report at March 04, 2026 05:37 AM (skR0U)
Suddenly I am hearing The X-Files opening theme.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:45 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 05:47 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:47 AM (+YA9H)
Tonight I run to the library to meet with the tax help people. I just want to see if their software produces the same result as my pencil-and-calculator method. If I'm right, that I'm due a tiny ($100) refund, I can mail my return this week. Or maybe tell the IRS to put the money toward next year's taxes.
The tax session may not be much fun. If Linda comes along, we can go to Haagen-Dasz for ice cream.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Adm. James T. Kirk at March 04, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 05:51 AM (PFs9e)
Tallulah Bankhead I'd heard about for years, but had never really seen any of her film work. She was remarkable, restrained where she needed to be, emotional when the scene called for it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 06:01 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:04 AM (ueCSF)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:05 AM (ueCSF)
Posted by: NR Pax
.........................................
I believe Pixy did cover it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2026 06:06 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:07 AM (ueCSF)
Proverbs 3:5-6
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 06:09 AM (egaJw)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2026 06:10 AM (MIIRH)
should be back when I get to work
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 06:10 AM (Ia/+0)
I don't know, seems unhelpful to me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:10 AM (ueCSF)
Proverbs 3:5-6
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 06:09 AM (egaJw)
That's very calming. Thank you, Marcus T!
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:11 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:43 AM (T8bqm)
Which Thompson?
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:12 AM (+YA9H)
An Iranian submarine was blown up off the coast of Sri Lanka
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:14 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Hang on...give him a chance to explain.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 06:16 AM (svLOV)
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I wonder what Cornyn thinks he is referring to? Built what?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:18 AM (gMI5R)
Is Talarico likely to lose (? ) because from my perspective he's a nut with his "God is not binary" stupidity, and I see that the Republicans are already running with an ad against that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 06:19 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:20 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:22 AM (gMI5R)
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (j/yko)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:24 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (vFG9F)
As I understand, the people picking the new supreme martyr were , well, martyred.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 04, 2026 06:25 AM (2H3yT)
I thought it was the Ayatollah's son whom they don't seem to have located yet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 06:25 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:25 AM (gMI5R)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (j/yko)
Many congratulations!
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:26 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:26 AM (gMI5R)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2026 06:26 AM (MIIRH)
The DM shows a file photo of Goldendoodle puppies when in fact it was three pitbulls.
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:28 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:29 AM (vFG9F)
Phil Stewart
@phildstewart
12h
BREAKING - Pentagon identifies four of the Army Reserve Soldiers killed in the war against Iran.
* Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35, of Winter Haven, Fla.
* Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42, of Bellevue, Neb.
* Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, of White Bear Lake, Minn.
* Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20, of West Des Moines, Iowa
They died on March 1, 2026, in Port Shuaiba, Kuwait, during an unmanned aircraft system attack. They were assigned to the 103rd Sustainment Command, Des Moines, Iowa.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:30 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)
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Thanks for asking. Overall, all is well, not normal but well. Since it's the Purim holiday here in Jerusalem, all is very joyfull.
Headed down to the shelter at 5:55AM early this morning but nothing exciting happened after the intercept.
SIL called in for service up north while one of our pups came back from the north to us to rest up and enjoy the feast coming up in 3 hours.
Meanwhile I type while enjoying that last of a bottle of good bourbon gifted to us by our state-side pup when he visited here a few months ago.
Please send more.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:30 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:32 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:33 AM (gMI5R)
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:34 AM (+YA9H)
* Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42, of Bellevue, Neb.
* Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, of White Bear Lake, Minn.
* Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20, of West Des Moines, Iowa
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:30 AM (+YA9H)
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G-d bless and avenge their souls. Their pics are posted on X.
I wonder what detection and protection US troops have in the gulf. I know what we have here, even for short notice such as we have when we are up north and have to skedaddle to a safe room for a not too distantly launched Hizballah rocket.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:37 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:33 AM (gMI5R)
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It's not only that. There's a massive drop in alcohol consumption.
Potheads, repent!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:38 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:28 AM (vFG9F)
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Pitbulls are the Muslims of dog.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:40 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:40 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:40 AM (+nEug)
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RUM, LADS!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:42 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:43 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:45 AM (MFAsx)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:45 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:22 AM (gMI5R)
NC is a purple state, with the large cities ( Charlotte, Raleigh,Durham, Greensboro ) deep blue. Add to that, we have a certain critter here known as a "Yellow Dog Democrat", a person who looks like a normal person, but who will ALWAYS support the Democrat Party, no matter what, so as far Left as the Party goes, they will follow. And Yellow Dogs are everywhere here, even in the small towns.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2026 06:46 AM (skR0U)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 06:46 AM (w/O5Q)
I don't know what's more crazy; that we have that capacity or that it's only a handful of vidya' games now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 06:47 AM (diia5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Along with Sid Miller & Jasmine Crockett.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 06:48 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:48 AM (MFAsx)
https://archive.is/eqObZ
After Trump's 'no Churchill' jibe can the special relationship recover?
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:50 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 06:51 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:51 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb)
Folk I've spoken to in the security services say
... folk I speak to in government are resolute
A YouGov poll suggested
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:54 AM (+YA9H)
F'ing BIL just showed up at my house. AT THREE F*KING THIRTY IN THE MORNING!!!!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 06:55 AM (rdVOm)
https://tinyurl.com/43e9vf8p
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb)
Thank you!
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:56 AM (+YA9H)
F'ing BIL just showed up at my house. AT THREE F*KING THIRTY IN THE MORNING!!!!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 06:55 AM (rdVOm)
Hoping he brought a house gift!
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:59 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 07:11 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 07:13 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 07:22 AM (rdVOm)
I told him, no he doesn't get to stay "a while" but I will take him to see hubby at lunch time.
He claims that 'the hospital' bought him the ticket here. I have no idea (yet) wtf is going on, but have already told BIL he cannot live here.
Oh yeah, he's already asked for clothes
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 07:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 07:40 AM (rdVOm)
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Posted by: SamIam at March 04, 2026 05:06 PM (cjT1m)
Posted by: SciVo at March 04, 2026 10:05 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: SciVo at March 04, 2026 10:05 PM (Sy6m/)
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - March 3, 2026 [TRex]
Good evening Horde. The time has come for very random mid-week shenanigans of the post-cafe overnight variety. Disco is handling the Wednesday ONT this week which leaves you stuck with the Dino tonight.
Welcome to the Tuesday night ONT which means another edition of very random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. i will be disappointed if the gray boxes are not full of puns and innuendo. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. Bonus points if you can ignore Tucker Carlson, Candice Owens, etc. in the comments. [Top photo: Bone take-off from Nellis AFB. Photo by Camden Thrasher. He's pretty good with a camera.]On March 3, 1876, a farmer's wife, Mrs. Crouch, was making soap on her porch when she reported seeing a piece of meat fall from the sky. She said she was 40 steps from her house when the meat began to hit the ground. Mrs. Crouch and her husband believed the event was a sign from God. Mrs. Crouch is on record saying that it was "snowing meat" and that "the meat fell with a snapping-like noise when it struck."The source of the meat and specific meat in question were never determined. The shower reportedly lasted about ten minutes.
More than 600 people watched the skies over Bath County late Saturday afternoon as tiny bits of meat fell to the ground. When they landed, onlookers strolled down the hill of Tom Byron's property to retrieve them.
What's for certain is the source was far different and much less sanitary than the 1,876 mini-meat sticks dropped by a small plane Saturday.
Then the plane arrived and over three passes, dropped the meat, which fluttered to the ground like autumn leaves. As soon as it flew away, folks of all ages began to pick up the packages, lured in part by a chance to win prizes. Among the gatherers was Arliss Shelman of Woodford County, who tallied eight. "It's been a great meat shower," said the third-grader, before admitting it was the only meat shower he could remember.
Venus flytraps are native only to a tiny region of the U.S. East Coast, specifically: - A 75-mile radius around Wilmington, North CarolinaBut why?
- Extending slightly into South Carolina
For millions of years, the Carolina coastal plain stayed: - Geologically stableNow you know.
- Mildly temperate
- Wet but not tropical This stability allowed an unusual plant lineage to survive long enough to evolve complex snap-trap mechanisms. Venus flytraps thrive in: - Nutrient-poor, acidic, sandy peat soils
- Constantly moist but not submerged ground
- Open, sunny environments like wet pine savannas These conditions occur only in specific coastal wetlands. If you remove any of these factors, flytraps cannot survive. Their habitat depends on frequent natural fires, which: - Clear out competing shrubs and trees
- Keep the soil open to sunlight
- Maintain high water levels in the bogs
What is the lifespan of U.S. paper money (per the Federal Reserve)? In this case, lifespan applies to the piece of paper rather than how quickly money disappears from your pocket. $1 - 7.2 years
$5 - 5.8 years
$10 - 5.7 years
$20 - 11.1 years
$50 - 14.9 years
$100 - 24.0 years The $2 bill circulates so infrequently that the Federal Reserve makes no estimate of lifespan.
Prayers and blessings to all who are in harm's way and those who support them. Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking ?? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - cafe encounters of the worst kind at March 03, 2026 10:00 PM (kOja/)
Posted by: four seasons at March 03, 2026 10:00 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 10:03 PM (FXNzP)
The guest artist for two of these concerts was Ivete Sangalo, who is a HUGE star in that country. She did an open-air concert in São Paulo last month, and had *1.2 MILLION* fans show up.
This was my last trip with the Choir. I'll be retiring in a couple months.
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 03, 2026 10:03 PM (EYvpB)
Not sure what to make of it, but I think we are actually friends now.
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 03, 2026 10:04 PM (EYvpB)
😜
Posted by: mindful webworker - just here to ignore tucker and candy o at March 03, 2026 10:06 PM (kOja/)
Did you see the Congressman trying to get Trump on a $250 bill (for our 250th birthday)?
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 10:06 PM (RQgUN)
Holy smokes, get a load of this horrendous fuckin' AWFL. Gott im Himmel!
https://tinyurl.com/4sfxcupj
Posted by: Anthony at March 03, 2026 10:06 PM (BI5O2)
I wish my father-in-law was still alive. He worked at lab here in town that did vehicle crash tests for the car companies. He also ran the hypersonic wind tunnel, so he'd know this shit cold.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (BI5O2)
Yes. We will have you as thick steaks, Medium Rare.
- Cannibal family....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (7fEFu)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (sAmhv)
That last guy on the Pittsburgh Scanner looks familiar. Cardboard membership, I'm guessing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 10:08 PM (pAy1S)
The source of the meat and specific meat in question were never determined. The shower reportedly lasted about ten minutes.
Turns out, Zeke did hit that UFO with a lucky shot. Bits of E.T. all over a few minutes later after the reactor went critical.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x)
Except now I have to go every 6 months.
My left eye is suspicious
Feeling bummed
Going blind has always been one pf my greatest fears
Would appreciate prayers
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (7fEFu)
Best I can tell, ships only got in trouble there if a hurricane happened, which admittedly they do. But how's that triangle any worse than the rest of the Caribbean and the Gulf? Just lack of land to crash on?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (gKWVE)
Holy smokes, get a load of this horrendous fuckin' AWFL. Gott im Himmel!
https://tinyurl.com/4sfxcupj
Posted by: Anthony at March 03, 2026 10:06 PM (BI5O2)
Ooooh ...
Warning .. warning ... danger Will Robinson !!!
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (3sXRv)
Not really all that obligatory:
https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ
Posted by: mindful webworker - I am a meat popsickle at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (kOja/)
No she doesn't.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
By Niagara. In college hockey.
Still, I told you so.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 03, 2026 10:10 PM (pduCL)
There will be a run off since neither will get 50%.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 10:11 PM (VCgbV)
Thanks for the spectacular photo from Nellis at night. That's some amazing photography.
And, of course, the folks in Pittsburgh never fail to disappoint -- both those who call in to emergency services and those who are the subject of those calls.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2026 10:11 PM (kB9dk)
By Niagara. In college hockey.
Still, I told you so.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 03, 2026 10:10 PM (pduCL)
Feast or famine program up there at Niagara.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 10:11 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x)
I am seeing there is going to be a runoff between Cornyn and Paxton....
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 10:11 PM (GD0B3)
Feeling bummed
Going blind has always been one pf my greatest fears
Would appreciate prayers
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (7fEFu)
Of course!
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:11 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:11 PM (BI5O2)
I'm not going to say it's aliens, but…
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's aliens! at March 03, 2026 10:11 PM (kOja/)
Just pulled up in my Toyota minivan with a coefficient of drag of 0.30?? With the internet lie?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 03, 2026 10:11 PM (n+Hql)
Yes. We will have you as thick steaks, Medium Rare.
- Cannibal family....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (S/Y4j)
Alternate, if the waiter/waitress is hot and single...
"Before we feast, we will do the horizontal mambo for a few hours."
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x)
I am seeing there is going to be a runoff between Cornyn and Paxton....
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 10:11 PM (GD0B3)
I really hope Paxton pulls that off, then. Thank you for this update!
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (Dd38x)
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Is there some political price this *bitch* can pay for his betrayal of the Republican party?
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Recycling Is Good at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 03, 2026 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
I did not bother to remember where I saw it, much less let it roll past that point.
Posted by: mindful webworker - but what about the Oklahoma duododecahedron? at March 03, 2026 10:13 PM (kOja/)
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 10:13 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 10:14 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (Dd38x)
Neither received over 50%.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 10:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: He's Gone at March 03, 2026 10:14 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bob at March 03, 2026 10:15 PM (hWhmF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 10:15 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x)
Few precincts have reported via TX SoS.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:15 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2026 10:15 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: pookysgirl, living in Tornado Alley at March 03, 2026 10:16 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2026 10:16 PM (JkO4W)
We have prayer request- our son-in-law, J. is having surgery tomorrow for an oral cancer.
Any petitions on their behalf would be so appreciated.
Thank you.
Posted by: sal at March 03, 2026 10:16 PM (f+FmA)
omg Anthony Weiner is trying to make aNOTHER political comeback.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 10:16 PM (pAy1S)
Is it just me or is The City of London about to get lost in the Straits of Hormuz? The war is officially on.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 10:16 PM (RQgUN)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:16 PM (gKWVE)
40 I like to think Paxton can win a runoff.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (gKWVE)
It’s always a bad sign for the incumbent when 57% of the primary voters want anybody else besides him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 10:17 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 03, 2026 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)
https://tinyurl.com/4sfxcupj
Posted by: Anthony
She'll do well under the caliphate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 10:17 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 10:16 PM (pAy1S)
I hope he asks Alex Soros how his dick tastes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:17 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x)
No he hasn’t, this is what everyone here figured in a three way race, runoff time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 10:18 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I'm sure Soros has got some texts already.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 03, 2026 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
Ditto on both.
Posted by: pookysgirl, very nearsighted at March 03, 2026 10:19 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 10:19 PM (cYBz/)
I turned that awful awfl off after 4 seconds. Yikes!!!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 03, 2026 10:19 PM (2H3yT)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 03, 2026 10:20 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 10:20 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x)
What I'm seeing is a runoff.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Piper
It's was always going to be a run off. The question is how many hunt voters stay home in the runoff knowing the Republican cruises in the general
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:20 PM (MGB5H)
There have been many serial killers before Jack the Ripper made them famous.
For instance, Giles de Rais killed upwards of 140 children in 15th century France.
He was a nobleman into alchemy & the occult and killed mainly young boys for sacrificial parts to offer to some demon named “Barron” he was trying to summon to sign a contract in return for wealth.
There are a lot of these types of repeat murderers going back many centuries, they just weren’t known as serial killers but as “demon possessed” and called “monsters”, etc.
Many of the early multiple killers were women selling poisons to be used on victims, or poisoners themselves, usually killing spouses and relatives for money & revenge.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 10:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
"How are WE doing today?"
"Are WE interested in ordering appetizers?"
"Did WE decide what WE would like to order?"
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My pet peeve: "I'll do the steak. Then I'll do the baked potato."
You won't do anything around here buddy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 10:19 PM (cYBz/)
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Pffft.
Posted by: The F-4 Phantom II at March 03, 2026 10:21 PM (JkO4W)
Any petitions on their behalf would be so appreciated.
Thank you.
Posted by: sal at March 03, 2026 10:16 PM (f+FmA)
* * * *
You got it!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2026 10:21 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (7fEFu)
You got them.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 10:21 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:21 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (gKWVE)
It’s always a bad sign for the incumbent when 57% of the primary voters want anybody else besides him.
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Yep. Paxton will win this.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 10:22 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)
=
The movie Nope addressed this.
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 10:22 PM (vSvIl)
Except now I have to go every 6 months.
My left eye is suspicious
Feeling bummed
Going blind has always been one pf my greatest fears
Would appreciate prayers
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM
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Very serious. Prayers for you. If glaucoma, there are treatments..
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 03, 2026 10:22 PM (20pGq)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Logic says hunt voters will overwhelmingly break for Paxton. But there is thestay home group knowing the general is a win either way.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:22 PM (MGB5H)
😜
Posted by: mindful webworker - just here to ignore tucker and candy o
That crowd. It would suck being there.
Whiskey in the Jar house party is more relatable.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 10:22 PM (/lPRQ)
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This is why I used to call Virginia's babykiller in blackface Ralph Northam "Gov. Gilles de Rayciss."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 10:19 PM (cYBz/)
Exactly ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 10:23 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
Agreed and dittoed. Double dittoed, even.
Posted by: Gentlemen of Culture at March 03, 2026 10:23 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (gKWVE)
Most people don't pay close attention. Also, while the Bush influence in Texas is fading, it isn't dead yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (gKWVE)
That wiki article was funny. The "experts" haven't changed a bit. Just guessing, hoping that a consensus would build around their guess.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (RQgUN)
Posted by: pookysgirl,
Same place missing socks go - behind the washer and dryer.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)
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Do you know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: George Costanza at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at
Paxton taking down the baby bush was a big shot tho. This is the last gasp for the bushies in Texas IMO
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (MGB5H)
https://tinyurl.com/4sfxcupj
Posted by: Anthony
Why is that well-informed, deep-thinking philosopher talking to a big pink buttplug?
🙄
Posted by: mindful webworker - naturally blue-haired beauty at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (kOja/)
Will the former CIA Princess let this *alleged* murderer out on the street AGAIN?
I lived in Fairfax county from 2004 to 2017. I hear there's been quite a change in the demographic mix IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (20pGq)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (gKWVE)
I think it's generally the case that splitter votes don't end up going to the incumbent. The problem is that sometimes they don't show up at all.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (ExV1e)
Except now I have to go every 6 months.
My left eye is suspicious
Feeling bummed
Going blind has always been one pf my greatest fears
Would appreciate prayers
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM
Of course!
Next time you go, volunteer to get it upgraded like the Bionic Woman (or was it just the Six Million Dollar Man). Be careful, though. It might help you spot more dust and grime than you want! (Grin)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 10:25 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Yeah, Crenshaw appears to have had his posterior handed to him. Trump refused to endorse him. Ted Cruz endorsed and campaigned for him. That is telling.
Posted by: Orson at March 03, 2026 10:25 PM (dIske)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:12 PM (gKWVE)
Most people don't pay close attention. Also, while the Bush influence in Texas is fading, it isn't dead yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Also it seems cornyn has sunk millions maybe into 10s of millions into a primary. Not where an incumbent wants to/should be
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:26 PM (MGB5H)
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Prayer for complete and immediate healing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (ExV1e)
It's always the fucking splitters
Posted by: Peoples Front of Judea at March 03, 2026 10:26 PM (3sXRv)
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Do you know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: George Costanza at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (JkO4W)
I would enjoy an evening spent under the Big Top!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 10:26 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2026 10:26 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: gKWVE at
Tim Scott runs the senate fund now.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:27 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: browndog
I should ask my son - he works for a hypersonic test lab on all kinds of hush hush stuff. He's a good boy, he calls his Dad but as soon as he starts to talk about laminar flows, gas dissociation/ionization, computational fluid dynamics or thrust performance in high-enthalpy flows, he kindof loses me.
Not bad for a kid that flunked out of HS math. Truth be told, he was bored shitless there.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 10:27 PM (cYBz/)
The optimist thinks the cup is half full.
The woman slaps both of them for staring at her breasts.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 10:27 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 10:27 PM (Cqx++)
My unscientific mind has some issues with this as well.
I don't know anything about the science but I do know how much money people spend testing with insanely stupid machines to make sailboat hulls go faster and none of them come out looking like mom's station wagon.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 10:27 PM (viF8m)
But then I remembered that heinous unfuckable will never, ever whelp a homunculus, and I feel better.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:27 PM (BI5O2)
Goat Cheese/Cheddar/Spinach
Tomato Sauce/Mozzarella/Onions/Peppers/Shrooms
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 10:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Orson at March 03, 2026 10:25 PM (dIske)
Cruz endorsed Toth, not Crenshaw.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:26 PM (MGB5H)
100 million. Paxton has barely touched his campaign cash.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:28 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:29 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March
Well there ya go. Exactly.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:29 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:29 PM (gKWVE)
You say that like it's a bad thing ...
Posted by: Milo at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:26 PM (MGB5H)
Cornyn's been in the Senate for 24 fucking years but these assholes can never accept that it's time to go home. Although I assume his home is DC now as frequently seems to be the case when incumbents are finally ousted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (ExV1e)
I'm not going to say it's aliens, but…
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Proximity to the Bermuda Triangle. 'Nough said....
Posted by: Manuel at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 10:27 PM (Cqx++)
Is there a playlist with all of his bumper music?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (hJH5n)
Can't stay long, but wanted to let you know we have a launch early in the morning.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-40
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 4, 2026
Launch Time: 5:52 a.m. EST (1052 UTC, 11:52 CET)
https://youtu.be/d1z0QBD3_7o
Posted by: Joyenz at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (Sokdp)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:28 PM (ExV1e)
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Wow, the NYT's said the opposite. I wonder if they did so purposefully.
Posted by: Orson at March 03, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske)
No, she doesn’t.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (VCgbV)
I have one set up as a race gun, will bring it in October. Please remind me.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (LHPAg)
Willowed from cafe.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 10:31 PM (LHPAg)
That wiki article was funny. The "experts" haven't changed a bit. Just guessing, hoping that a consensus would build around their guess.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 10:24 PM (RQgUN)
If such a thing happened today, the critter that provided the meat could be identified by DNA. Might not shed light on the mechanism of the "rain", though. I kind of doubt the "barfing buzzards" theory, though. Rural folk would be well-acquainted with buzzards, and would take note of a large flock of them losing their lunch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:31 PM (8zz6B)
Would appreciate prayers
Posted by: vmom
We have prayer request- our son-in-law, J. is having surgery tomorrow for an oral cancer.
Posted by: sal
Prayers going up for both.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)
FWIW there's little info on the Kuwaiti pilot. At that range you simply cannot mistake a F-15E for a drone. And the Iranians haven't anything that resembles it that can fly... into contested Kuwaiti airspace.
Lots of questions. Few answers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 10:32 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:32 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:32 PM (BI5O2)
"Republican" party, are you even trying to win? Or are you more interested in simply keeping the *graft* flowing?
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 10:32 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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[recalls the Bricklin]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2026 10:33 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 03, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Toth is currently up by 18 over Crenshaw.
Talarico is currently up by 6 over Crockett.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 10:33 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (Sokd
This.
I'm in his district. Adios, cyclops.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 10:33 PM (cl15i)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:33 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2026 10:26 PM (XV/Pl)
My '69 roadrunner says hold my beer. Its a patio block with wheels.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 10:34 PM (snZF9)
Tomato Sauce/Mozzarella/Onions/Peppers/Shrooms
Posted by: San Franpsycho.
1 is a pizza, 1 not a pizza.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2026 10:34 PM (liTrP)
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 10:34 PM (rdVOm)
45/40 Gonzales, 71% counted. Looks like I'll have to flip Brandon another twenty for the runoff.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 10:34 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (MGB5H)
Gonzales is up by 5 but below 50. Not many precincts reporting yet though.
I looked here: https://tinyurl.com/5w2jfxsu
I'm off to bed now. See y'all tomorrow.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:34 PM (ExV1e)
We just are retuning from a fabulous trip to one of the national parks. Glorious beauty. Unfortunately trip is sandwiched between terrible flight delays and hiking we get home tonight or early hours Wednesday.
Posted by: Paisley at March 03, 2026 10:36 PM (/5Who)
Anyone know what Gonzalez' etymology is? Other than "intern-boner"
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:36 PM (gKWVE)
Al-Jazeera link:
https://tinyurl.com/58a8k5xt
"Iran held a mass funeral ceremony for 165 schoolgirls and staff killed on Saturday in what Iran has described as a United States-Israeli attack on a girls' school in the southern city of Minab."
Fox News 9's link:
https://tinyurl.com/mpm922md
Nobody's claiming responsibility for this one (yet.)
My questions:
A) Is this real or is it a fake media-op? I've seen far too many fake injuries/deaths (same kid showing up "dead" at 5+ different explosion sites) from Fatah, Hezbollah, and others to automatically discount that possibility.
B) If this was real, was it mistaken targeting?
C) Was it a nearby targeting and it was messed with by interference? (We've had reports that China's messing with GPS signals in the area.)
D) Whose munitions was it? (Who is responsible?)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 10:36 PM (O7YUW)
FWIW there's little info on the Kuwaiti pilot. At that range you simply cannot mistake a F-15E for a drone. And the Iranians haven't anything that resembles it that can fly... into contested Kuwaiti airspace.
Lots of questions. Few answers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 10:32 PM (jtM2q)
Hopefully he's buried up to his neck in the desert somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 10:36 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Oddbob at
Seriously?! After he's pissed off every republican and his lady piece self immolated and he lied about it for weeks???
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:36 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 10:34 PM (snZF9)
Yeah, that may be so, but it's got that big honkin' engine ...
Posted by: browndog appreciates big iron at March 03, 2026 10:36 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:37 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 10:37 PM (rdVOm)
Nothing bad is going to happen.
There may be a lot of posts. I know I am not the first Horde to post after a few beers.
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2026 10:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Told my mom tonight he's literally a demon hahah
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:38 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:38 PM (gKWVE)
Nothing bad is going to happen.
There may be a lot of posts. I know I am not the first Horde to post after a few beers.
Posted by: Stateless at
Put on teeth! That's always a mood winner! Seriously tho. Thoughts are with ya.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:39 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Rex B at March 03, 2026 10:40 PM (GI9/m)
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Its all bullshit. Many school girls did indeed die, but because the Iranians fired a missile...that went up for a few seconds...and then dived downward into the school.
Its public knowledge at this point. Anyone who wanted to know, knows. But your relatives are diehards.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 10:40 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
One school hit.
Originally blamed US/Israel
Iran did acknowledge within hours that it was theirs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 10:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 10:36 PM (O7YUW)
There are still photos and a video posted showing the smoke trail of the missile leading directly from a nearby IRGC base to the school. It was an Iranian misfire.
Almost exactly the same as the stories about that hospital in Gaza two years ago that Hamas blew up with their own missile.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 10:41 PM (etYFQ)
But then everything you find on the interwebbery is regurgitated horse pucky
Posted by: Some stupid with a flaregun at March 03, 2026 10:41 PM (cJZEI)
Posted by: Orson
*************
Did not know about Cruz, which is disappointing if true
Posted by: The Grateful at March 03, 2026 10:41 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Rex B at March 03, 2026 10:40 PM (GI9/m)
Yeah, and Grok also says Islam is a religion of peace ...
Posted by: browndog appreciates big iron at March 03, 2026 10:41 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: gKWVE at
That's not what happened. It was a cookie hated effort to make it look like Trump wouldn't allow talarico on his show. To boost the views and donations. He made 10m$ in like a day and a half
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:41 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 10:42 PM (cl15i)
Also Coryns war chest was ridiculous, but I imagine Paxton will have more funding going into May (I hope) plus trumps endorsement
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 10:42 PM (REq0p)
B) If this was real, was it mistaken targeting?
C) Was it a nearby targeting and it was messed with by interference? (We've had reports that China's messing with GPS signals in the area.)
D) Whose munitions was it? (Who is responsible?)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 10:36 PM (O7YUW)
It's total bullshit, and anyone spreading it should be gassed with phosgene. The iranians themselves admitted that one of their ballistic missiles crapped out on launch, and fell sideways onto the school and blew up. There was video with a smoke trail and everything.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:42 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:38 PM (MGB5H)
Some of them are terrible at hiding. Maybe new hires in Hell. I don't understand why so many people can't see it in a case like Talarico. The guy might as well be speaking in tongues while his head spins around.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 03, 2026 10:42 PM (Sokdp)
Stay with us, friend! You probably have no idea how much we missed you this winter and were worried.
Take heart, and feel free to talk to us. You've been through some really tough changes & it's okay to feel "lost" afterward. Grab a beer and take heart!
Give rubbys to Snowflake, too...
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 10:43 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 03, 2026 10:43 PM (7fEFu)
Posted by: Rex B at March 03, 2026 10:40 PM (GI9/m)
My spare vehicle is a chevy colorado 2wd. Probably used as a dingy for regular pickups. I would think it has the drag coeff of a roller skate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 10:43 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: BruceWayne at
Concentrated effort. Stupid thumbs and autocorrect
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:43 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2026 10:44 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2026 10:34 PM (liTrP)
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*whispers* she might hear you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I'm not generally a demon walks among us person. But ya. That dude is an actual demon.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:44 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:38 PM (MGB5H)
Some of them are terrible at hiding. Maybe new hires in Hell. I don't understand why so many people can't see it in a case like Talarico. The guy might as well be speaking in tongues while his head spins around.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:42 PM (BI5O2)
I just looked him up. Yeah, you better check that mofo's scalp for a few 6s.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 10:45 PM (snZF9)
Its public knowledge at this point. Anyone who wanted to know, knows. But your relatives are diehards.
Posted by: Crusader
One reason western weapon systems are so expensive is we do not tolerate high failure rates. That level of engineering and quality control can easily exceed a basic missile where you just light the fuse and dive for cover.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 03, 2026 10:45 PM (2EYjk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:45 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2026 10:45 PM (UNEoe)
And thanks for the shenanigans video, TRex. Always fun to watch cat shots.
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 10:45 PM (cAEoL)
Crockett did not get that deal, and did not get the $10m.
That is a thumb on the scale for Talarico.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 10:46 PM (GD0B3)
@155/Itinerant Alley Butcher: Great. Please, a link to that admission by Iran? (I want to send that information onward.)
@156/Tom Servo: Same. I'd really love links to those still photos and/or video.
(Thank you all.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 10:46 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:43 PM (MGB5H)
Cookie hated? Cockily hearted? Tollhouse?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 10:46 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Everyone Knows It's Windy. at March 03, 2026 10:46 PM (oftw2)
One value in a set may be normalized to a vehicle’s wetted frontal area adjusted for flow through and another normalized to a monkey’s butt. Shouldn’t they all just have consistent and obvious reference area, chord lengths, and aspect ratio calculations you may ask? AH HAHA HAH HAH HAH HAH sigh…
And if you are very lucky the study or your CFD guys will actually tell you something about the reference area of the vehicle or monkey butt, or not, and you cry into your slide ruler and make do.
I’m not bitter.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 10:47 PM (vSSIL)
Cruz even recorded an ad for Toth calling Crenshaw a one eyed faggot retard shitpiss
I may have made up some of the quotes there
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 10:48 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: browndog appreciates big iron
That ROP line is repeated so frequently, serious or sarcastic, that Grok or any AI crawling the nets for 'facts' would take it as conventional wisdom.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Crockett did not get that deal, and did not get the $10m.
That is a thumb on the scale for Talarico.
Posted by: gKWVE at March
Yes that was the point. To signal to the Dems this is the vote. Dumbass Colbert had nothing to do with it. He was just the platform because obviously Trump is out for his already canceled show
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:48 PM (MGB5H)
I noticed going into the polls today that there were Cornyn signs and Hunt signs but I couldn’t see any Paxton signs.
Not sure how much difference those particular signs make. I’d already made my decision and the lack of signs didn’t change it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 03, 2026 10:48 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 10:48 PM (Cqx++)
Lots of vultures in Kentucky. Plenty of road kill (or prairie kill 150 years ago.) I know we eschew math at the ONT, but it all adds up.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2026 10:49 PM (UNEoe)
SOLIDWORKS Flow Simulation Pickup Truck Tailgate Drag Analysis
https://shorturl.at/vsBs5
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2026 10:49 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 10:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 10:50 PM (vSSIL)
Posted by: gKWVE
Speedy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
What about slo-poke?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:51 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Speaks volumes about AI.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2026 10:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 03, 2026 10:51 PM (EXyHK)
Dan Crenshaw is DONE in Congress.
The Texas Republican just lost his primary to Steve Toth, meaning Crenshaw will be out of office after November in Texas’ 2nd District.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:51 PM (tY81A)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 10:27 PM (cYBz/)
Pookette's teachers are warning us that she might have to transfer back to general math once she hits high school. They're still doing assessment tests with basic math drills and guess who gets bored with those because she knows it all already. She's surprisingly great with word problems. She's worried about geometry, though, because she didn't get my spatial intelligence. I think she'll do fine and I'm fighting to keep her in advanced math because she enjoys it.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Academic Mama Bear at March 03, 2026 10:52 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:38 PM (MGB5H)
Some of them are terrible at hiding. Maybe new hires in Hell. I don't understand why so many people can't see it in a case like Talarico. The guy might as well be speaking in tongues while his head spins around.
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I'm the same way. I don't understand why more people don't understand that Hillary Clinton is demonic. I mean literally demonic. She's not some "principled opponent across the isle"--she's an unholy demon.
Bill Clinton? A whore of a man, a serial liar, and a rapist. But not demonic.
Osama...excuse me...Barack Obama? A Kenyon Muslim fag who had underworld support to become not only a US citizen but a US president. But not demonic...the demonically influenced are smarter than this dimwitted cock-sucker.
Hillary? Pure evil.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 10:52 PM (Cjcf6)
Dan Crenshaw is DONE in Congress.
The Texas Republican just lost his primary to Steve Toth, meaning Crenshaw will be out of office after November in Texas’ 2nd District.
Posted by: rickb223
Fuck ya. I'll got get a beer to celebrate.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:52 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: gKWVE
Speedy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
What about slo-poke?
Posted by: BruceWayne
Stoned.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:52 PM (tY81A)
That's a whole lot of MSM outlets that are gonna be huffing that gas. (Not seeing the downside to that.) ;-)
The iranians themselves admitted that one of their ballistic missiles crapped out on launch, and fell sideways onto the school and blew up. There was video with a smoke trail and everything."
Link please? Looking, NOT finding it, starting to wonder if Google is outright hiding this one from its results (wouldn't be the first time...)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 10:53 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 10:45 PM
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Gold star to you for clicking on the link!!
Posted by: TRex - fod walker at March 03, 2026 10:54 PM (IQ6Gq)
SOLIDWORKS Flow Simulation Pickup Truck Tailgate Drag Analysis
https://shorturl.at/vsBs5
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2026 10:49 PM (XeU6L)
A wind tunnel I worked at did a pretty thorough study of this. Tail gate up was better, lower drag, than most anything else, down, off, chains, etc..
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 10:54 PM (vSSIL)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 10:50 PM (GD0B3)
Haven't been to Breitbart in a year or more. I find it boring. And forget the comments. That DISGUST! platform.
I just go to Revolver's news feed. Then I pick, not a Breitbart editor. They got big, they went soft.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2026 10:54 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 10:54 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Saw that. Laughed and turned it off. Go get your job at msnbc piker.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:55 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:51 PM (tY81A)
December 31st.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2026 10:55 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:55 PM (tY81A)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)
I remember his early ad, marching with some other flag-waving Great American folk. He looked good for about six seconds.
Posted by: mindful webworker - remember his rw&b fake eyeball? at March 03, 2026 10:56 PM (kOja/)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 10:54 PM
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Would like to hear more about your professional past. Drop me a note if you're interested in sharing.
Posted by: TRex - aero dino at March 03, 2026 10:56 PM (IQ6Gq)
Jasmine 47%
Boom!
Posted by: rickb223
Still 38% to go. I'd love if they ended up in a run off. But the third is still under 1
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:56 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:57 PM (tY81A)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream
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Confirmed at that link.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2026 10:57 PM (XeU6L)
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Urban legend has it that Indy cars/F1 cars at speed would stick to the roof of a tube shaped road.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 10:57 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:58 PM (tY81A)
Lots of vultures in Kentucky. Plenty of road kill (or prairie kill 150 years ago.) I know we eschew math at the ONT, but it all adds up.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2026 10:49 PM (UNEoe)
I was driving on a country road came around a bend and vultures were in the road, had to brake and swerve not to hit them. One flew right over me and as it flapped hard it puked right on my windshield. Nasty bloody stinky mess, most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 10:58 PM (etYFQ)
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With or without the math, tailgate down on a vehicle that was already crazy-long was a sign that the driver is an asshole.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 10:58 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:59 PM (tY81A)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)
"War elf"?! What is this, Warhammer?
Posted by: pookysgirl knows a little bit at March 03, 2026 10:59 PM (Wt5PA)
Modern passenger cars, which all look alike, sit between 0.2-0.3. Only crazy concept supercars get much lower.
One of the most important factors, and the reason that literally everything looks like a Prius hatchback nowadays, is having the cross-section of your car's rear end being half the area of its maximum cross-section. Same reason short-range pistol bullets just look like a "U," but long-range rifle bullets have a boat-tail.
Also, being convex everywhere, like that bullet. Even modern sedans have a big sloping rear window and a tiny trunk lid, so they have a hatchback-like shape, without much of a concave angle where they meet. Pickup trucks, because of the giant right-angle from the cab to the bed, sit closer to 0.6. The Cybertruck looks like a mutant minivan just to get that down to 0.4.
The "sports cars" in the pic with the higher numbers have big spoilers, which convert drag into downforce to keep the wheels from spinnin', so their numbers might be correct? Tires/rims, and the shape of the wheel wells matters more than you'd think, too.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Crusader
They also drove a RAM
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:00 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 11:01 PM (BI5O2)
"Several X accounts also made viral claims that the school had been struck by a misfired IRGC missile, but the photographs of the misfire that they present as evidence were taken about 1,600km (994 miles) away from Minab, in the city of Zanjan."
https://tinyurl.com/5fwkwpz2
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 11:01 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 11:01 PM (tY81A)
I just go to Revolver's news feed. Then I pick, not a Breitbart editor. They got big, they went soft.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2026 10:54 PM (gKD
I just look at the headlines there, but they had a livewire for the TX election going.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Crusader
They also drove a RAM
I drove a RAM until it died. Oh, wait, that supports your theory.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 03, 2026 11:01 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Everyone Knows It's Windy. at March 03, 2026 10:46 PM (oftw2)
Cd don't make much nevermind when the motor has a whopping 40 hp. I miss my beloved 66-67-68 Beetle.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 11:02 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 03, 2026 11:01 PM (lUFok)
*snort*
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:02 PM (MGB5H)
Modern passenger cars, which all look alike, sit between 0.2-0.3. Only crazy concept supercars get much lower.
Saw one where a cow was more aerodynamic than a Jeep.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 11:02 PM (tY81A)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 11:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:03 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 11:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 10:53 PM (O7YUW)
Google is part of the enemy media.
https://x.com/IredcapI/status/2027781487370899503
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 11:04 PM (8zz6B)
A deeper dive shows that the Volvo is indeed slipperier, even if you drop the rear wings.
All I know is that those fucking Volvos weren't slipperier than the '59 Lotus Elite we had when I was growing up.
.29 cd ... suck on that, you brick on wheels.
Posted by: browndog appreciates big iron at March 03, 2026 11:04 PM (3sXRv)
If the attack happened like at 7pm Tehran time, why is the destroyed school shown in daylight?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: banana Dream
Having the (solid) tailgate up makes the mass of air in the bed into part of the truck, partially. So it gets closer to the ideal hatchback shape, with smaller concave angles and a bigger cross-section at the rear.
It's also why that empty beer can rattling around in the bed doesn't go flying out as soon as you hit 20mph.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)
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That is why allah gave us ewes.
Posted by: Mullah Crazy Hakkim at March 03, 2026 11:05 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: banana Dream
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Confirmed at that link.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2026 10:57 PM (XeU6L)
Until very recently, past few decades you would only ever say the wind tunnel test confirms the analytical result. The industry is becoming more confident now in CFD and some will base decisions directly from it. But eventually you will still test it in a tunnel as the final confirmation.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 11:05 PM (vSSIL)
Posted by: mikeski
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:05 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Academic Mama Bear at March 03, 2026 10:52 PM (Wt5PA)
If she's bored in math, ask her teachers if she can nap during the first part of the class, because she's likely to catch up by the end.
The other option is something I did. I'd correct the teacher when they made a mistake. Teachers don't seem to like that much.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 11:06 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:06 PM (GD0B3)
Wow. Socializing with Amos C. Brown in Brazil is kinda unexpected, for sure!
Posted by: KT at March 03, 2026 11:08 PM (7vIsy)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:08 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Frankie at March 03, 2026 11:08 PM (zqqz5)
Meanwhile, here's some music music music
https://youtu.be/HXYwP6PNYRA?t=6
Posted by: mindful webworker - all I want at March 03, 2026 11:09 PM (kOja/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:09 PM (2GVsD)
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You should have gone into a casino. They have air conditioning, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2026 11:10 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:10 PM (MGB5H)
https://tinyurl.com/5fwkwpz2
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 11:01 PM (O7YUW)
The Grauniad is particularly evil.
FWIW, i would not put it past the mullahs to deliberately blow up a girls' school in order to create a propaganda incident. Girls are pretty worthless is islam, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 11:10 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 11:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Satan approached Hillary to make a deal for her soul. He was dismayed to find out that she didn't have one.
Posted by: Cosda at March 03, 2026 11:11 PM (/GQc+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 11:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:11 PM (MGB5H)
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Yesterday Kuwaiti pilots took out 3 US F-15. Friendly fire and all that. I'd rather arabs stay away from US and Israeli planes.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:12 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner
Something about "only the government should have guns" that my lefty neighbor stoll holds firmly to.
Posted by: Rex B at March 03, 2026 11:12 PM (GI9/m)
I suppose that's true because passenger cars and supercars have completely different power plants not to mention different functions. Comparing the shape of a station wagon with intended an intended top end speed of about 75 mph and an acceleration of about 8 seconds in a 0 - 60 and passenger seating for 4 plus cargo doesn't really have anything to do with what a Ferrari intended to do at twice the speed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:13 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)
And why was the school occupied?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 11:13 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I always loved geometry. Because it was just math and formulas to answer a question. The words were superfluous. Figure out the angle. Boom. Bobs your uncle.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:13 PM (MGB5H)
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ha! I don't talk to lefties!
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:12 PM (GD0B3)
I find no confirmation that the fire came from another aircraft and not from the bases auto defense systems.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 11:14 PM (etYFQ)
Drag = q * S * Cd
Where q is the dynamic pressure of course which varies with the square of velocity, and S is the reference area. Which reference area? Exactly. That’s the problem. It is going to be different for each vehicle and maybe even calculated differently. When you are presenting these things, like in a Horner Drag book you try to be consistent in methodology. These values? Who knows.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 11:14 PM (vSSIL)
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Yesterday Kuwaiti pilots took out 3 US F-15. Friendly fire and all that. I'd rather arabs stay away from US and Israeli planes.
Posted by: runner
Wasn't commenting on Qatar pilots. Was stating a thing that happened
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:15 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: CapeFear at March 03, 2026 11:15 PM (HLmZM)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 11:15 PM (gVUi7)
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Yesterday Kuwaiti pilots took out 3 US F-15. Friendly fire and all that. I'd rather arabs stay away from US and Israeli planes.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:12 PM (GD0B3)
Man, no shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:15 PM (snZF9)
Stay with us, friend! You probably have no idea how much we missed you this winter and were worried.
Take heart, and feel free to talk to us. You've been through some really tough changes & it's okay to feel "lost" afterward. Grab a beer and take heart!
Give rubbys to Snowflake, too...
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 10
I was thinking that I'll get the bathroom redone.
After that, If you or any of the Horde want to stay in Southern Ontario, all of you have a home to stay in.
I really am in my worst day.
But I'll be better in a few days.
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2026 11:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)
I still look at the two different bodies, and think to myself if I'm pushing these underwater, what offer the least resistance ... it's gotta be the wedges.
It's like comparing a J boat to a Boston Whaler
Posted by: browndog appreciates big iron at March 03, 2026 11:16 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 11:16 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Rex B at
So your neighbor agrees that America doesn't exist and are still British colonies. And the British empire still exists?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:16 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:15 PM (snZF9)
Announced by US Central Command.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:17 PM (GD0B3)
I was kicked up a grade, so was taking the sophomore class as a freshman, and got lots of sideways looks from the upper classmen. Ugh, but whatever.
Final test-- felt really good about it afterward! Figured I aced that sucker.
Well, I aced it alright: 59%
.
.
.
Highest score in the whole class. Good thing teacher graded on a curve! (We all failed, but for that.)
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 11:17 PM (77rzZ)
After that, If you or any of the Horde want to stay in Southern Ontario, all of you have a home to stay in.
I really am in my worst day.
But I'll be better in a few days.
Posted by: Stateless at
If I still lived in that hell hole known as the mitten I'd take ya up. But I'm in the free country now.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:18 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:18 PM (GD0B3)
Dodge Ram bastard story... no shade, I used to own one and it was a good truck, but some Ram drivers are total maniac assholes, for some reason.
Anyway, I was standing at 17th & Lincoln in Denver in a crowd of people waiting to cross to Civic Center Station. Line of backed up traffic with the last vehicle being a regular, stock Ram, obviously being used for work. First vehicle at the next light is a lifted ram with off-roading tires, suspension, vertical exhausts through the bed, the works.
This basTARD rolls through the red, *into the intersection* so he can get right behind the other guy, honking his horn, then leans through window screaming at the top of lungs "You call that a Ram?! THIS IS A RAM," and proceeds to roll coal all over all of us standing there.
I was armed that day, and for brief moment I thought "this might be worth it."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 11:18 PM (BI5O2)
If the attack happened like at 7pm Tehran time, why is the destroyed school shown in daylight?
Daylight Saving Time
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 11:18 PM (Cqx++)
@156/Tom Servo: Same. I'd really love links to those still photos and/or video.
(Thank you all.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
You are not going to find much because those in control of the scene will not release much. And that should tell you 90% of what you need to know.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 11:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: free tibet at March 03, 2026 11:19 PM (1wtUm)
STEVE TOTH - 23,674 - 58%
DAN CRENSHAW - 16,117 - 39%
U.S. SENATE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
JOHN CORNYN - 629,821 - 43%
KEN PAXTON - 601,687 - 41%
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 11:19 PM (vvjN/)
>What kind of archaic shit were these guys using? I thought all modern systems had a friend or foe transponder.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 11:19 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 11:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Wally at March 03, 2026 11:20 PM (pduCL)
I was kicked up a grade, so was taking the sophomore class as a freshman, and got lots of sideways looks from the upper classmen. Ugh, but whatever.
Final test-- felt really good about it afterward! Figured I aced that sucker.
Well, I aced it alright: 59%
.
.
.
Highest score in the whole class. Good thing teacher graded on a curve! (We all failed, but for that.)
Posted by: JQ at
Hahahah I was the only 8th grader in geometry in my school. I had to actual go to the high school for it. The freshman and sophomores did not care for me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:20 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:33 PM (gKWVE)
I just remember we could have gotten Dewhurst in ‘12.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 11:20 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Rex B at
So your neighbor agrees that America doesn't exist and are still British colonies. And the British empire still exists?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:16 PM (MGB5H)
I could run that one by them. Might get an interesting answer.
But my main point was it's time now for the citizens to finish the fight. And it would help if they were all armed. 2A
Posted by: Rex B at March 03, 2026 11:21 PM (GI9/m)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 11:19 PM (gVUi7)
Air defenses... who knows. Maybe something sitting on the ground , not planes. Still, they buy the most advance shit from us and ...
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 11:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:22 PM (2GVsD)
I'm aware.
Thank you for the link. Following it via xcancel.com and drilling down to the "Chaya's Clan" post, and reading the replies for multiple pages has some calling the location of that photograph into question (as I found with that article at "The Guardian").
At this point I'm probably going to go with the "72 hour rule" and hopefully more info gets verified in that timeframe.
I'm really hoping for a clarifying statement by SecWar Hegseth on this one.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 11:22 PM (O7YUW)
Anyway, I was standing at 17th & Lincoln in Denver in a crowd of people waiting to cross to Civic Center Station. Line of backed up traffic with the last vehicle being a regular, stock Ram, obviously being used for work. First vehicle at the next light is a lifted ram with off-roading tires, suspension, vertical exhausts through the bed, the works.
This basTARD rolls through the red, *into the intersection* so he can get right behind the other guy, honking his horn, then leans through window screaming at the top of lungs "You call that a Ram?! THIS IS A RAM," and proceeds to roll coal all over all of us standing there.
I was armed that day, and for brief moment I thought "this might be worth it."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at
Hahah. My dad is in Texas and tells stories about the RAM drivers constantly. And they aren't good ones
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:22 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 10:36 PM (O7YUW)
It was an Iranian missile that misfire. That information was known at least 12 hours before that Fox9 story was posted. Iran actually admitted it was them sometime yesterday.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 03, 2026 11:23 PM (UNEoe)
That's worse IMO.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 11:24 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 11:24 PM (vvjN/)
But my main point was it's time now for the citizens to finish the fight. And it would help if they were all armed. 2A
Posted by: Rex B at
Oh I got your point. Hahah. But I'd like to know what they thought about that? I never miss an opportunity to point out retardism
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:24 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 11:25 PM (RIvkX)
You're assuming the Kuwaiti ground troops are not a bunch of lazy fucktards who didn't happen to rekey their IFF that day.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 03, 2026 11:25 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Academic Mama Bear at March 03, 2026 10:52 PM (Wt5PA)
I have found that if one is good in algebra, one sucks in geometry. And vice versa.
Personally, I sucked at algebra but any time I touched geometric anything, I took off. My theory is that geometry is concrete whereas algebra is abstract.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 11:25 PM (hJH5n)
The biggest upset in 12 meter racing, maybe all sailboat racing, is when Australia II showed up with their winged keel and took the America's Cup. Nobody saw that coming.
132 years of dominance and not thinking outside the box changed in a blink.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 11:25 PM (viF8m)
Wow, you were surrounded by politicians and their hangar-ons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:25 PM (2GVsD)
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"Air Defenses", so who knows.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:26 PM (GD0B3)
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Gotta disagree with that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:27 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2026 11:15 PM (Sco7b)
Doing it yourself, or you having it done? I'm gobsmacked at the prices bathrooms cost these days. When I was doing them they were 7K give or take. I'm hearing shit like 25K, 30K, just wow. I thought kitchens got stupid, but damn. I have to do 2 of them here. I did one, 2 to go. I'm building myself up to it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:27 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:26 PM (GD0B3)
The latest report says the F-18 fired the three missiles it had and unfortunately was successful.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 11:27 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:24 PM (MGB5H)
I like the way you reason.
Posted by: Rex B at March 03, 2026 11:27 PM (GI9/m)
Bathroom renovation sounds good. A project to focus your mind and effort on, can be therapeutic.
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 11:29 PM (rdVOm)
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Gotta disagree with that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:27 PM (MGB5H)
I was great in geometry, got As. Algebra might as well have been an alien language. Crash and burned.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:29 PM (snZF9)
That's implied by some of your questions.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 03, 2026 11:29 PM (FLbV4)
At this point I'm probably going to go with the "72 hour rule" and hopefully more info gets verified in that timeframe.
I'm really hoping for a clarifying statement by SecWar Hegseth on this one.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 11:22 PM (O7YUW)
If it had been a U.S. or Israeli missile, I would expect a statement like, "Yeah, it was one of ours. Took out an Iranian mobile IRBM launcher and two rockets. Too bad they parked it in a schoolyard. Muslims do that, you know."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 11:30 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 10:33 PM (gKWVE)
I just remember we could have gotten Dewhurst in ‘12.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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and they are still spending pallets of cash to get him
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 11:30 PM (vvjN/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:27 PM (snZF9)
Mama and papa Wayne redid the bathrooms in the condo. And while they weren't going low budget by any means. They also weren't trying to break the bank. Ya 30k seemed to about average.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:31 PM (MGB5H)
You are talking Mode 4, the codes would change every day but would still retain the previous day's codes just in case of a goof.
Since three F-15Es were struck, it pretty much rules out three pilots forgetting to reset their IFF to ON when RTB or three different ground crews forgetting to load new codes.
So the focus is on the ADA folks much like everything focused on Gettysburg's skipper pencil whipping who was qualified to be in charge and the ship having data-link issues that prevented it from networking with the rest of the battle group.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD)
damn near all aviation has IFF (military 100000% has IFF) but I believe the patriot and most air defense has a "auto" mode basically if it flies it dies but might require controller input for final weapons release authority and depending upon how crowded the airspace is that could have played a part and also weather or not jamsheed was distracted by his goat during air defense 101
Posted by: LOR VIA at March 03, 2026 11:31 PM (+uTfj)
The biggest upset in 12 meter racing, maybe all sailboat racing, is when Australia II showed up with their winged keel and took the America's Cup. Nobody saw that coming.
132 years of dominance and not thinking outside the box changed in a blink.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 11:25 PM (viF8m)
I remember ...
Still, nothings as pretty as an old J boat design
Posted by: browndog appreciates big iron at March 03, 2026 11:31 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:26 PM (GD0B3)
The latest report says the F-18 fired the three missiles it had and unfortunately was successful.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 11:27 PM (cntUY)
I'm trying to figure out how a fucking aknod takes down 3 of our jets? Were our pilots discussing the frigging superbowl? How the fuck does that happen? Maybe they just though hey, aknod is one of us and.. boom.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)
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Gotta disagree with that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:27 PM (MGB5H)
I was great in geometry, got As. Algebra might as well have been an alien language. Crash and burned.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Well maybe I'm wrong then. But I excelled at both as did some of my college friends.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:32 PM (MGB5H)
I'm guessing maybe a 65-IQ on that specimen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 11:32 PM (BI5O2)
It's about as hard to find as the photos we've seen of Hillary "I don't know him" with Epstein, but I found one of McCain's trip to Syria. To find a connection is almost impossible now. Just as Hillary's photos with Epstein are now "AI." Ok.
If they had succeeded in stopping President Trump who knows where we'd be today?
https://tinyurl.com/bdzxxbc8
I think I am getting my 6mo old baby granddaughter's cough, which is RSV. Still no reason to get a vaccine unless you are a premie (or how I was taught decades ago). Bless her, it was worth it to have her smile and play with me last week.
Maybe I will wake up normal?! It could happen!
Goodnight Moron's and 'ettes and carry on my wayward friends! Thanks for the ONT! XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 11:32 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 11:33 PM (RIvkX)
On my Destroyer, my 'office' Repair 8 was just beside a Hatch that went out to the Main Deck... we called that area outside the hatch... the Veranda.
Many many day, we'd go out to watch the sun go down, before setting Lights Out... (we'd literally set up curtains so when you opened a hatch at night, no light would come out)...
So... yeah.... saw a couple.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 11:33 PM (mP0Kj)
The report said the shoot downs took place at the same time there were Iranian drones inside the security perimeter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 11:33 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
If I had to guess. Being in friendly territory and letting the hair drop. But not like I know. Just a guess.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:35 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 11:35 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Well maybe I'm wrong then. But I excelled at both as did some of my college friends.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:32 PM (MGB5H)
Took Calculus in High School... sucked... took it again in College... didn't get it...
Took it again in US Navy Nuclear Power School, where they don't just teach it as intellectual masturbation, but showed what it was actually used for...
Ohhhhhhh.... gotz it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 11:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:36 PM (2GVsD)
Learning a foreign language involves learning how to “map” a sentence in English onto a sentence in the other language, and vice versa. So, for me, there is a geometrical component to language-learning.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 11:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)
Looked at some more pieces - one says that if it was Sidewinder missiles, they don’t use a radar lock so a pilot would have no clue he’d been targeted until his plane was struck. And he wouldn’t be looking for it because only friendlies carry those weapons.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 11:37 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 11:37 PM (etYFQ)
Sidewinders are heat-seekers, right? Old tech, going back to the Vietnam era?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 11:38 PM (8zz6B)
For a number of years after they were restored both Shamrock and Endeavor sailed around here. Never got to sail on either but some of my friends did. Spectacularly beautiful yachts.
I have a beautiful wood model of Shamrock. Most beautiful sailboats ever built.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 11:39 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:36 PM (2GVsD)
What I just read said that implicates a sidewinder as the likely weapon. Not a large warhead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 11:39 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
If I had to guess. Being in friendly territory and letting the hair drop. But not like I know. Just a guess.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:35 PM (MGB5H)
Very High traffic environment... coming back from a mission into 'friendly' air space... and someone did not have the right codes for IFF...
Also, I'll bet the Command hammered into the pilots heads that if they were in 'friendly' space... they were supposed to be very careful about their actions...
Sometimes commands are so worried about how we will look to an 'ally', that they are willing to put our own at risk... not right... but seen it more than once.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 11:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Took it again in US Navy Nuclear Power School, where they don't just teach it as intellectual masturbation, but showed what it was actually used for...
Ohhhhhhh.... gotz it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March
I had to go to the cc in to hs take calculus. I got it ok. Got an a. Didn't totally understand it but could get through on the tests. Decided not to transfer the credit to college. And retake it as I didn't take math as a senior, it'll be a refresher, was like Greek. Had to drop the class. Took it again with a new instructor and went through calc 2. Realized. Ya the teacher matters.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:40 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Why the Iranians would park a launcher in the courtyard of a girls' boarding school you can ask them that yourselves. Or, as they admit, housing girls in a 'former' missile installation while the weapons themselves were moved over (checks notes) 100 yards. (an odd measure for Iranians, you'd think they'd use cubics).
Seriously, if the forensics was in the Iranians interest there would be hundreds of not thousands of photos posted and accessible.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 11:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 11:17 PM (77rzZ)
Bulg!
I am so happy to see you and I hope you are well. Bad day. Getting better.
If I still lived in that hell hole known as the mitten I'd take ya up. But I'm in the free country now.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:18 PM (MGB5H
But if you ever want a few days off, free place to stay.. All of you are welcome here
I'm going to bed now. I am at my worst.
Bruce, Bulg. AOP, JQ. Piper and all the rest of the Horde. All of you have a free home to stay. All of you are welcome.
I'm going to bed.
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2026 11:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 11:38 PM (8zz6B)
Yes. Interesting that old tech can still fool some of the new tech. Was reading about an unguided missile system from Vietnam that may be useful against stone swarms.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 11:42 PM (etYFQ)
So, here are your options: you can have a decent quality version of the original video, with very quiet audio, but at least you get his funny expressions; or you can have the original album audio, with decent quality sound.
Tone-Lōc - Funky Cold Medina (Audio)
https://youtu.be/_J52ADRbnWg
Tone-Lōc - Funky Cold Medina (Video)
https://youtu.be/WaRlPRxOqFs
Oh, and "Wild Thing" is just not a good song by today's standards, waaaay too slow; and there's a track called "Ace Is In The House" (from the Ace Ventura Pet Detective Soundtrack) that I really wanted to like, for obvious reasons, but it's just... bad. So, there you go.
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 11:42 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Bulg
Have they been wind-tunnel tested?
Wait. 34G's???
I think that's more of a structural-engineering problem than a fluid-dynamics one.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:43 PM (GD0B3)
Kind of amusing, but the LAST class I had before dropping out of college Mid Semester and joining the Navy?
Yeah... Calculus. Only reason I went that morning? Was being taught by an Undergrad... Hawt Brunette, nice butt.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 11:43 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 11:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: runner at
IRGC said aljazerra is captured trump fake news 😂
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:44 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: JackStraw
Have you ever seen the trophy/ model room at the NY Yacht Club? It's something to see.
Posted by: Carpenter's Local 257 at March 03, 2026 11:45 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 11:45 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Romeo13
Ohh that was the orgo TA
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:45 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 11:46 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:46 PM (GD0B3)
The New Republic has a headline that reads - "U.S. shoots down three of its own fighter jets as Iran war spirals..."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 11:47 PM (3ha+O)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 11:48 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 11:49 PM (rdVOm)
But really... there is no voter fraud!!! They toldz me zo!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 11:49 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 11:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:49 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:49 PM (2GVsD)
If you can get over the plot-device being a poison; but that plot-device existed in Arthurian legend and I think the Greek mythology as well. It's not supposed to be a roofie.
Tone-Loc isn't Tupac or Dre or AZ or Nas; they are simply not talking to the same audience. Tone-Loc is more like Eminem's stuff on SSLP: "Guilty Conscience" and "My Fault".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 11:49 PM (gKWVE)
Personally, I sucked at algebra but any time I touched geometric anything, I took off. My theory is that geometry is concrete whereas algebra is abstract.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 11:25 PM (hJH5n)
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Hate algebra. Flunked it in 9th grade and a B in 10th with another teacher. C in college, but an A in Trig as I loved it.
I always want to find x by circling it and drawing an arrow to "here it is!" BLEAH
Trig was my first A in math in my life, and a 4.0 GPA for that first semester of my sophomore year. My father asked if my report card was a joke! No, I just finally decided to succeed and find a method to study.
I am going to be so mad if I am getting sick! I am the worst patient of all time with colds.I have man colds.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 11:50 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:31 PM (MGB5H)
yeah, thats pretty incredible. I know the fixtures will set you back if you go a few levels above what a crack house would have, but damn. I was pricing out stuff for mine. Plumbers are insane these days. My brother is constantly telling me what plumbers are asking on his jobs. They're crazy. He'll budget high just to make sure he's well covered, and these chuckleheads blow right past it. He budgeted $7500 for plumbing on this one job, the dude tells him 5K, and its 2 days work. My brother says ok then the dude calls him later and says 8K. My brother says 8K?? the dude says yeah I can't make money if I go less. He sends him packing and says well now you ain't making shit. 2 days work, 8k. The fucking surgeon who saved my ass was 7K, and this frigging turd chaser wants 8K.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:50 PM (snZF9)
--Iran war spirals
--MAGA splinters
--Trump loses Republican support
--Killing civilians
--Israel's war
--Neocons
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:40 PM (MGB5H)
I took freshman engineering calc, 5 hours, 1 hour each day. The first quarter, had a grad teaching assistant. Sucked as a teacher as did my grade. The second quarter, had a full prof. Sailed through that class.
Teachers do matter. To me, that's why teachers are rare. Bureaucrats following a book, dime a dozen. But real teachers are a special breed. They let you 'see' things.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2026 11:50 PM (gKDq2)
Ohhhhhhh.... gotz it.
I'm that way too. The theory often doesn't work for me, but in the context of what you actually use it for everything clicks.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 11:50 PM (3ha+O)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 11:51 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)
But really... there is no voter fraud!!! They toldz me zo!
Posted by: Romeo13 at
1) well happens but not enough to matter
2) it's the republicans doing it
3)???
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:51 PM (MGB5H)
--Iran war spirals
--MAGA splinters
--Trump loses Republican support
--Killing civilians
--Israel's war
--Neocons
Don't forget "Americans will have to walk home across the Atlantic Ocean because Trump's too busy with oil shipping". I swear there's a contest to see what the most ludicrous thing you can get some of these morons to parrot is.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 11:52 PM (3ha+O)
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2026 11:52 PM (Sco7b)
2 big booms overhead shook the building. Intercepts hit the incoming missile(s). Some shrapnel landed here or there outside of Jerusalem but nothing major damaged.
Time to get ready for synagogue and reading of the Scroll of Esther. It's Purim in Jerusalem today.
ליהודים היתה אורה ושמחה וששון ויקר
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 11:52 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 11:47 PM (3ha+O)
Now he can sit in the park and feed pigeons using his eye patch as a slingshot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:53 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Oh, no! Man colds are the worst.. worse than death! Hope you have a wife to wait on you, hand & foot, until you're completely healed!
/s
Seriously-- I hope you're not getting sick. Sick is awful.
*serves hot tea with whiskey & lemon*
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 11:53 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2026 11:10 PM (JkO4W)
I was only 20 years old and looked like I was about 14, so I kept getting kicked out of the casinos.
Posted by: Frankie at March 03, 2026 11:53 PM (zqqz5)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 11:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Lordy! And the condo is in the keys where you always pay a premium. Shit their contractor woulda sent that dude packing.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:55 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 11:53 PM (gKWVE)
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As I always like to say: Piss Be Upon Them.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 11:55 PM (1o8D5)
In NYC? No. I was only at the NYC location once briefly but I've been to Harbour Court a number of times. The NYC sponsors lots of regattas and I had friends who were members so did some dinners and parties there.
Even if it is a pretty muffy and buffy spot it is a spectacular place.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 11:57 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: RickZ at
Yup. I had no interest in calc 2 other than that I needed it. Sailed through it cause the prof was great.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:57 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Even the pigeons hate him
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:57 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Well maybe I'm wrong then. But I excelled at both as did some of my college friends.
Posted by: BruceWayne
Same. But my degree is in engineering, which is for people who think geometry and trig and algebra are on the same level as "arithmetic" and "counting to 10."
That said, I coasted through all of calculus, and then hit a brick wall. Hard. I barely passed differential equations, so "computational fluid dynamics" or "antenna design" would not have been the careers for me. Definitely no chance of a double-major in math or physics.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 11:58 PM (VHUov)
Seriously-- I hope you're not getting sick. Sick is awful.
*serves hot tea with whiskey & lemon*
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2026 11:53 PM (rdVOm)
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Thanks, JQ. Going to bed early and hoping for the best after something hot but not this late with whiskey. That would make me dance and it would be rather pathetic. I refuse to dance pathetic.
I have inhalers, etc, sinus salt water stuff, Advil, yada for the battle ahead. The first time in a year, so doing pretty well.
My grandbaby was pretty sick (for her, she's tough and a cutie pie). If I'm not getting sick I want to take her again to help her mother so she can work. RSV is apparently doing its thing here altho her siblings seem immune.
She's so sweet she doesn't care, but her cough worried me before she saw a doc. It also stinks to be a nurse who worked with babies and pediatrics at one point of my schizo career. I knew she had it before she was diagnosed: horrid cough and no other symptoms.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 12:00 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: mikeski at March
That was my best friend. Hit differentials. And was like I'm fucking out. He was a math major. What now?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:00 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: RickZ
Calc based physics was fun.
Profit demoed the "Shoot the Monkey" with a sock monkey, put a little blind fold on its head, gave it a cig... air gun bullet of about 2.0" caliber...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 12:00 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BruceWayne
What was "now" for him?
Engineering? It's like a math major, but less math and more money.
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 12:03 AM (VHUov)
Engineering? It's like a math major, but less math and more money.
Posted by: mikeski at March
Well he was world class jazz musician. He was an odd awesome dude. So he went music major with math minor.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:05 AM (MGB5H)
One's faith in humanity will disappear in an instant.
I'm listening to a song, and made the fatal error of seeing what other folks thought of the tune ...
"I thought about this song when President Biden told Americans to be the "keeper of the flame" in his farewell speech three weeks ago. We mustn't ever let it die...."
It's way too earnest to have been a bot.
Posted by: browndog appreciates big iron at March 04, 2026 12:07 AM (3sXRv)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 11:57 PM (MGB5H)
Had a Civil War History Prof who was incredible. Even saw him on some of the older Civil War documentary series. Made the Civil War come alive.
The class was held in the large theater, about 650 seats. Sold out crowd every class. Funniest thing was when he announced before ending one class, 'If you're squeamish, don't come next time. We'll be covering Civil War medicine.'
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 12:07 AM (gKDq2)
One down:
🚨Update: The U.S. confirms that it has sunk and destroyed Iran’s submarine warship IRIS Fateh!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 12:07 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 12:08 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mikeski
I had to go to the next step past Diff-Q - Linear Algebra.
Maybe when I retire I'll go back for some Advanced Calculus / Analysis. Was skimming the textbook in college and regret not buying it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 12:08 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BruceWayne
That is odd and awesome. I've never heard of anyone else who did that.....
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 12:08 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: RickZ at March
Hahaha that's awesome. And also true. In later life I was taking anatomy cadaver lab, and I'm with all these children that wanted to be nurses or doctors and they wouldn't even make a cut on a cadaver.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:09 AM (MGB5H)
Maybe when I retire I'll go back for some Advanced Calculus / Analysis. Was skimming the textbook in college and regret not buying it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 12:08 AM (/lPRQ)
I'm letting Grok walk me through Probability and Statistics, and let me tell you, Grok is a way better teacher than the Hindu I had back in the day.
Posted by: browndog appreciates big iron at March 04, 2026 12:10 AM (3sXRv)
Posted by: mikeski at March
For sure. He is a great smart dude. But also like no one I've ever met.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:10 AM (MGB5H)
I know a guy who did that with an electrical engineering degree.
Pretty good with Ferraris, too.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 12:11 AM (viF8m)
Fateh means victory in the Quran. But in earlier Arabic, it just means "open".
Not the quality you want in a submarine.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 12:11 AM (gKWVE)
One down:
🚨Update: The U.S. confirms that it has sunk and destroyed Iran’s submarine warship IRIS Fateh!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta
I have the feeling they know kind of where they are. When they surface to change batteries. BOOM
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:12 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)
Once again I'm imploring my fellow morons to read the USS Gettysburg report if they are confused about how things like this can happen.
If the USS Gettysburg, which was literally in charge of air defense for a carrier group while having known problems with its IFF system, can attempt to shoot down 3 US planes because they were getting jumpy about the drone attacks, then a Kuwaiti pilot can absolutely make the same mistake.
You can't expect pilots to be fully prepared to defend at all times against missiles especially after they reached friendly lines and are preparing to land. One of the crew apparently didn't even have time to prepare for the ejection because his hand was badly injured.
I'm sure there will be an accident investigation for this and hopefully it won't be classified and probably most of your questions will get answered.
Posted by: Sjg at March 04, 2026 12:13 AM (aqZN1)
5-1 Wild...
The Atlantic Conference is open for business
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 04, 2026 12:13 AM (3sXRv)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:05 AM (MGB5H)
Sounds like my life. Music was major, and math... sooo very minor, like itsy bitsy minor, like you need an electron microscope to see my math. Some say it don't exist.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:15 AM (snZF9)
Dislikes-tummy rubs, cooperating, leaving limbs intact, letting others rest.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2026 12:15 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 12:08 AM (/lPRQ)
I've lost a lot of things throughout life, but I still have all my major textbooks. Calc, Jansen's Art History book (a real classic), many well-written History 'texts' (more story to the History than 'just the facts, ma'am'; Bruce Catton, e.g.), even my high school Latin texts. Call me crazy. Don't know why I kept them. Besides filling out my bookshelves, I guess they're my History.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 12:16 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:09 AM (MGB5H)
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Really? I was at the university with med students and we had to cut it to see muscles and ligaments during anatomy class lab. I did not know I could refuse.
I honestly thought zoology was much grosser with worms. Hated that class and to this day do not know why I had to take it going towards a medical degree. A flight attendant for Pan Am or TWA was my back up career (my husband thinks I would have been kidnapped and never seen again in Europe as I was so naive).
In nursing class we had to watch an autopsy, which I would not recommend. Some of my classmates fainted.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 12:17 AM (WONhk)
My friend was also a NJ born guitar player. Loved the blues but played rock to pay the bills. Good engineer, way better guitar player.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 12:18 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta
I have the feeling they know kind of where they are. When they surface to change batteries. BOOM
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:12 AM (MGB5H)
Would kinda be fun to slam a torpedo into it WWII style.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:18 AM (snZF9)
The problem is that many of the members of the "Council of Clerics" are now taking dirt naps, leading John Ringo on X to say:
'Similar to the election of the Pope, when black smoke erupts from the Council of Clerics, it shows a new Ayatollah has NOT been elected. But there are numerous positions available for Council of Clerics.'
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 12:18 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Physicists would say that no matter how small it exists and is real. String theorists would say that in another dimension you are Steven hawking. And that all the dimensional versions of you make the whole you.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:19 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Berserker
So in the limit, your math was zero? Paradoxically, that sounds like calculus.
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 12:20 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
It's not been confirmed but it does seem like that what some of our subs did to their ports on Saturday.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:20 AM (MGB5H)
My rotten Cat doesn't like tummy rubs either. He's not a "lap cat" and does not like being touched in any way when it's sleepy time.
I can rub & scrub on him when he's begging for treats, though! LOL. He will occasionally walk up to me & give a head-butt, just because. Sometimes he will sit next to my chair and beg for chin rubbys, and if I scritch long enough, he'll go into a trance and start to drool. (He's odd.)
Will never really understand those critters...
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 12:21 AM (rdVOm)
I honestly thought zoology was much grosser with worms. Hated that class and to this day do not know why I had to take it going towards a medical degree. A flight attendant for Pan Am or TWA was my back up career (my husband thinks I would have been kidnapped and never seen again in Europe as I was so naive).
In nursing class we had to watch an autopsy, which I would not recommend. Some of my classmates fainted.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Children that didn't want to do it and me and another chick a ou rower, oh well do it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:22 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 12:18 AM (viF8m)
I give him credit. I'm a metal guitar player, love metal, but noooo interest in playing anything else to pay the bills. I had other skills for that. Well hmmm, thinking about it, I could handle playing in one of those high paying Rush tribute bands. Not metal, but fun, and I know it good. Other than that, nah, gotta punish speakers and peel paint. So yeah, I give other musicians credit if they jump around different genres.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:24 AM (snZF9)
"Israeli airstrike hit the Assembly of Experts building in Qom today amid reports of clerics meeting to pick Khamenei's successor. Building damaged/flattened."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 12:25 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
I was and still am pissed cause we had to share a body with another class. So only one of us got to take out the heart. And it was us. Then class was. Canceled because it MIGHT snow. It didn't. So I didn't get to do it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:25 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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After my (before hubby) BF died, his mom let me read the autopsy report. It was about 3 months afterward.
Still, I couldn't get through it. My stomach was churning, and that was *just reading*! Can't imagine watching.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 12:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 12:20 AM (VHUov)
I can't remember how to do long division. Thats pretty frigging zero if you ask me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:26 AM (snZF9)
"Israeli airstrike hit the Assembly of Experts building in Qom today amid reports of clerics meeting to pick Khamenei's successor. Building damaged/flattened."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 12:25 AM (IG3/x)
If this shit keeps up they'll be meeting in a gas station bathroom.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:28 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
They'll have to clear Sid out of there first.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 12:29 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:28 AM (snZF9)
Try the halal sushi.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 12:29 AM (gKDq2)
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Yeah, but did they 'get' any of the clerics?
I read that Khamenei's oldest son was *chosen*-- but who survived to choose him?
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 12:31 AM (rdVOm)
Honestly, he wasn't that great a rock guitarist but he was pretty successful. John (J) Geils. Used to house sit for him and take care of his dogs.
He could play the shit out of the blues.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 12:32 AM (viF8m)
I read that Khamenei's oldest son was *chosen*-- but who survived to choose him?
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 12:31 AM (rdVOm)
I thought he got smoked, or is this another one of the crotch fruit?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:33 AM (snZF9)
I read that Khamenei's oldest son was *chosen*-- but who survived to choose him?
Posted by: JQ at Ma
The white smoke went up before the black smoke. He is the ayatollah. For now...
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:33 AM (MGB5H)
'Cause I like talking with you, just wanted to let you know. Went to the ER on Sunday and came out with bad news. Now waiting for the oncology dept to bloody set up an appointment.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 12:33 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
He's the fourth in 5 days. He seems to still be alive.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:34 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 04, 2026 12:34 AM (KAi1n)
Babies are Petri dishes of germs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 12:35 AM (vvjN/)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 04, 2026 12:37 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dark Litigator
I always liked dissecting things, take that for what you will.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:38 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Berserker
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My (admittedly, limited) understanding is that:
Once Khamenei got smoked, his "2nd in command" was acting as leader, although not titled *ayatollah*.
Then, 2nd in command got smoked.
Then, buncha ragheads had a meeting & building got smoked.
Then, all of a sudden, Khamenei's oldest son is "ayatollah"
I don't know-- probably missed something or got it out of order? Whatevs...
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BruceWayne
That is odd and awesome. I've never heard of anyone else who did that.....
Posted by: mikeski
On further thought, I shouldn't have been that surprised. There's a whole genre of music called "math rock" after all.....
https://youtu.be/GXzp7mfPg5Y
https://youtu.be/sMbW4sptVnE
https://youtu.be/Q1yalwDHDL8
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 12:42 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Dark Litigator
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Ugh, dissection in class... my group of 4 was *me*-- doing the cutting & pinning, taking the notes, making the drawings, writing the reports-- and the other 3 benefitting from my work. HS suuuuuucckkkked!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)
Then, 2nd in command got smoked.
Then, buncha ragheads had a meeting & building got smoked.
Then, all of a sudden, Khamenei's oldest son is "ayatollah"
I don't know-- probably missed something or got it out of order? Whatevs...
Posted by: JQ at Marc
https://tinyurl.com/pkefc4vz
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:44 AM (MGB5H)
He could play the shit out of the blues.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 12:32 AM (viF8m)
Yeah I can see that. It can be rough jumping to different genres, because its like a different language. You get muscle memory of all the different techniques of your genre and it can screw you up sometimes when you venture outside of it. I go through it enough with some of the metal dudes. I remember when ozzy went solo, and Randy Rhoads was the new thing. I had to retrain my fingers because back then it was sabbath, judas priest, AC/DC, etc., and there was a demand on trhe clubs to hear ozzy. A little while later Yngwie was the big thing, and he was sooo vastly different that after a long period of playing that I went to play an AC/DC song and I couldn't do it. My fingers got so used to shred style they were tripping over themselves to play AC/DC. They didn't work that way any more. Eventually yeah, and it all gets incorporated. Going outside the genre is even worse, a different language. Wait,You mean thee J geils? As in J geils band?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:44 AM (snZF9)
Once Khamenei got smoked, his "2nd in command" was acting as leader, although not titled *ayatollah*.
Then, 2nd in command got smoked.
Then, buncha ragheads had a meeting & building got smoked.
Then, all of a sudden, Khamenei's oldest son is "ayatollah"
I don't know-- probably missed something or got it out of order? Whatevs...
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
Yep, that's about it.
They decided to go back to inherited rule. Saddam did it. The Kims do it. Why not give that a shot? I mean, the four wives come in handy at that point.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 12:44 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Berserker
We know how that'll turn out.
https://youtu.be/e18D14X9Ii0?t=44
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 12:45 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 04, 2026 12:46 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JQ a
In our cadaver lab. It was me and another girl,doing it. Showing the people that wouldn't touch it. But the tests were IDing on every body. Ya they failed. Cause bodies aren't the same.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:48 AM (MGB5H)
Look, it's $5 whether you want the handy or not. AOC For Prez needs the money.
Posted by: Sid's Brother Sid at March 04, 2026 12:48 AM (pduCL)
Posted by: RickZ
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Hah! Wish I could (no homo) somehow come up with 4
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Read your previous post. Sorry, man. Prayers up!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)
Go through the whole account confirmation schmear.
Then it says the transaction cannot be completed, call during regular business hours.
Wait. A fucking computer is on the clock? WTF?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 12:51 AM (vvjN/)
Yea. Great guy. His favorite place other than playing was working on vintage Ferraris.
NJ motorhead guitar player. Pretty smart dude.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 12:53 AM (viF8m)
They decided to go back to inherited rule. Saddam did it. The Kims do it. Why not give that a shot? I mean, the four wives come in handy at that point.
Posted by: RickZ at
Well isn't that the trump playbook? He didn't back what's her name in Venezuela. She just moved back there this week. It's up to them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:53 AM (MGB5H)
Yea. Great guy. His favorite place other than playing was working on vintage Ferraris.
NJ motorhead guitar player. Pretty smart dude.
Posted by: JackStraw at
🤯
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:54 AM (MGB5H)
They decided to go back to inherited rule. Saddam did it. The Kims do it. Why not give that a shot? I mean, the four wives come in handy at that point.
Posted by: RickZ
Well isn't that the trump playbook? He didn't back what's her name in Venezuela. She just moved back there this week. It's up to them.
Posted by: BruceWayne
It's not just our operation, though. Israel is probably not gonna stand for "The Ayatollah, son of The Ayatollah."
.....unless he's a Mossad agent, too.
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 12:56 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: RickZ
Engineering major here.
Six quarter hours of electives. Not a lot, but took Ancient History. Got called to jury duty and took that text (written in ~1960) to read while just sitting there. Good book. Just the facts, but decent narrative when it became speculative. Bought and read a few others after rereading that one. Only one was comparable. the others were current PC trash perspective covering thousand(s) years of human civilization.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 12:56 AM (/lPRQ)
Can
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Definitely
Crank
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 04, 2026 12:46 AM (KAi1n)
Angus isn't hard by a long shot, but he is very, very unique. He has a weird stumbly way of playing. Its a kind of blues based style. The very first band I was in was doing a lot of AC/DC, and I had it down good, but man, you get away from it for a while and try to go back to it you might need to retrain your fingers a bit. Early metal may have had traces of blues influenced lead players, but more and more you saw classical influenced players entering in, my group basically. you try to go back to the blues influenced stuff and your fingers say screw you dude. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 12:57 AM (snZF9)
.....unless he's a Mossad agent, too.
Posted by: mikeski
Well it seems the shah has a pretty good plan. And the people are behind it. Just needs to happen
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:58 AM (MGB5H)
Yea. Great guy. His favorite place other than playing was working on vintage Ferraris.
NJ motorhead guitar player. Pretty smart dude.
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Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 12:54 AM (MGB5H)
My brother listened to him a shit ton in the early 80's. I knew who he was but, asshole metalhead me might know 2 songs of his.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 01:00 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 11:49 PM (2GVsD)
There's a published configuration for super hornets that has four AIM-9s. No idea how Kuwait has specifically configured theirs, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were carrying as many as possible, especially if the intent was to be a drone killer.
Posted by: Sjg at March 04, 2026 01:00 AM (aqZN1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Well not if you did, but when thrash came on the scene. That's a completely different way of playing. Shehobbits middle kid is learning now and he's pretty good for a teenager, but any time he has to go country or metal (his jam is classic rock) it takes him a minute to get it
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:01 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2026 01:03 AM (0nHVk)
Then, all of a sudden, Khamenei's oldest son is "ayatollah"
I don't know-- probably missed something or got it out of order? Whatevs...
Posted by: JQ at Marc
https://tinyurl.com/pkefc4vz
Posted by: BruceWayne
This is why we have 'designated survivor' tucked away.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 01:05 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 11:29 PM (snZF9)
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I got B+ in Geometry, but D- in Algebra and Algebra II. But cannot discount the instructors. Geometry instructor was excellent.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 04, 2026 01:06 AM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Berserker
Centerfold.
and Freeze Frame.
I had to look to see what else I might have known. Just "Love Stinks," which I always want to attribute to Nazareth, crossing it up with "Love Hurts."
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 01:09 AM (VHUov)
Six quarter hours of electives. Not a lot, but took Ancient History. Got called to jury duty and took that text (written in ~1960) to read while just sitting there. Good book. Just the facts, but decent narrative when it became speculative. Bought and read a few others after rereading that one. Only one was comparable. the others were current PC trash perspective covering thousand(s) years of human civilization.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 12:56 AM (/lPRQ)
The older 'history' books were not PC crap. (Like Bruce Catton.) A great two-book series from one class is Paige Smith's "A New Age Now Begins." He takes the diary of an enlistee from CT, Private Plum Martin. Using his diary, he fills out what Martin didn't see. We end up with Sgt. Martin who survived the War. But Smith was able to incorporate the human touch from Martin's diary into Revolutionary War events, weaving them together. Just a damn good read.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 01:10 AM (gKDq2)
The J Geils Band were a blues/Motown/rock fairly successful band in the late 70s 80s that had a few big moments like touring with the Stones as an opening act but never really cracked the big time other than Centerfold which was an abomination. But they could get an auditorium rocking. They were big in the Boston area but had a lot of competition in the Boston rock scene back then. J was pretty chill and hated the publicity part of it which didn't help.
But he knew foreign sports cars particularly Ferraris. Opened a business to restore them and raced vintage ones at Lime Rock. I got to pit crew for him a couple times which basically meant helped get the car to the track and not touch anything.
You would've liked his vintage guitar collection. I wasn't allowed to touch them either.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 01:12 AM (viF8m)
From X: Iran just took out a $1.1 billion radar at Al Udeid, "the most fortified US base in the Middle East with a single missile."
"THIS IS BAD!!!
That radar was the backbone of ALL US missile defense in the Gulf. Every Patriot. Every THAAD. Now operating blind."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 01:12 AM (pAy1S)
What I thought was a bad muscle pull on my right side.
I'm still a little numb.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 01:13 AM (gKDq2)
Update: Other reports say the early warning radar and comms systems were damaged -- not taken out. No casualties.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 01:15 AM (pAy1S)
It was a ballistic missile.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 01:16 AM (pAy1S)
Another X observer:
"$1.1B radar at Al Udeid got hit hard—satellite pics show real damage. Iran's True Promise 4 just blinded a key piece of US missile defense in the Gulf. Escalation is wild right now."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 01:17 AM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Welp. Time for a simple, but thorough, carpet-bombing. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Doubt the most important installation evah would have no defenses and be taken out with a single missile.
... and THAAD must have a new meaning because twenty years ago it was used to counter ICBMs
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 04, 2026 01:19 AM (/lPRQ)
Grok says ops continue w/ redundancies although there was damage. There's AI slop out there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 01:20 AM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
We have multiple AWACS operating in the area. The idea that radar was killed with one shot is laughable
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:21 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 01:21 AM (XV/Pl)
Welp. Time for a simple, but thorough, carpet-bombing. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Posted by: JQ
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Whatever gets it done.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 01:22 AM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Multiple AWACS are operating in the area
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:23 AM (MGB5H)
"Iran claims it destroyed the $1.1B AN/FPS-132 early-warning radar (5,000km range for ballistic missile tracking). NYT satellite analysis confirms damage near radar/comms systems at the base and 6 others.
Short-term: Degrades regional missile detection, but US has satellite redundancy, mobile radars, and allies' systems—base ops continue uninterrupted as CENTCOM hub. Not a knockout blow."
One missile hit the radar, one was intercepted.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 01:24 AM (pAy1S)
What I thought was a bad muscle pull on my right side.
I'm still a little numb.
Posted by: RickZ
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Pulled a muscle in lower rt. back using a pole saw to clear the back and side yard. Three weeks it took to go away.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 01:25 AM (v5dF2)
Sorry to hear that. I hope it's treatable.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 01:32 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:01 AM (MGB5H)
I did my time with thrash and speed metal, a lot actually. I still play it a lot. Power metal too, which I kinda like because of the classical influence. I did some time with death metal, and a very little bit of Norwegian black metal, and some symphonic metal. I'm pretty well rounded in the metal sub genres. The longer it was a challenge the longer I stayed with it. When it become routine I moved on to the next one and absorbed that. Nu-metal on the other hand, hell no. None of the "cores" either, like grind core or hard core. No, nothing to be learned there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 01:32 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2026 01:35 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: ChE99 at March 04, 2026 01:38 AM (JI10i)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That's awesome. Esp to hear from someone that plays the music. And I see how you wouldn't like nu metal (even tho some listeners would love it). But nothing from grind core?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:38 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Me too.
Got this sinking feeling, that as long as izlam exists, there will be no peace anywhere. Sad.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 01:32 AM (viF8m)
I bothered whatever's there about a month ago. Misplaced my glasses. Hunted. A lot. Thought they might have gotten knocked off and under something. So I crawled around. Two days later, it hurt. Thought I just banged a rib. It subsided, but never completely. Then Sunday was bad, so off to the ER.
I guess it's a good thing I bothered it or I'd've never known.
{Lookin' on the bright side of life, ToDo, ToDo}
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 01:39 AM (gKDq2)
Going blind has always been one pf my greatest fears
Would appreciate prayers
Posted by: vmom deport
52. We have prayer request- our son-in-law, J. is having surgery tomorrow for an oral cancer.
posted by sal
426. Now waiting for the oncology dept to bloody set up an appointment.
Posted by: RickZ
🙏
Prayers up.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 01:39 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 01:32 AM (snZF9)
What is this "Metal" you speak of? Is it a form of music? I, myself, prefer Classical, though I have been known to occasionally listen to that young pup Arthur Fielder on the wireless whilst ironing my collection of bowties.
Posted by: A True Conservative at March 04, 2026 01:40 AM (exU9W)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2026 01:35 AM (0nHVk)
As far as I know. And I'm just an idiot with a computer. Saudis could never utilize their AWACS because they need to be strategically placed with incoming intel. We don't have that problem
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:42 AM (MGB5H)
and Freeze Frame.
I had to look to see what else I might have known. Just "Love Stinks," which I always want to attribute to Nazareth, crossing it up with "Love Hurts."
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 01:09 AM (VHUov)
Yeah, those are the only ones I know.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 01:43 AM (snZF9)
{Lookin' on the bright side of life, ToDo, ToDo}
Posted by: RickZ at March
Thoughts your way
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:44 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 12:33 AM (gKDq2)
A lot of that going around lately.
Got my second surgery scheduled for the 18th.
I'm just now getting to where I can bend over to put on normal fucking shoes after the first one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 01:45 AM (IG3/x)
Speaking of meat showers, what's the weather forecast for Tehran? Raining thugs and mullahs?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 01:46 AM (HXiQ2)
I guess it's a good thing I bothered it or I'd've never known.
{Lookin' on the bright side of life, ToDo, ToDo}
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 01:39 AM (gKDq2)
Did they tell you what it was???
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 01:46 AM (snZF9)
Not worth much but you've got me in your corner. Keep us posted.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 01:47 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 01:46 AM (HXiQ2)
The Religion of Pieces and Flying Body Parts.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 01:48 AM (gKDq2)
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Brilliant sunshine and a million degrees heat?
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:50 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2026 01:50 AM (CHHv1)
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Brilliant sunshine and a million degrees heat?
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
A balmy 72,000,000 degree day with 1000 mile per hour winds out of the west.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 01:51 AM (snZF9)
Imma go back to smoking cigs!!!!
I mean...what difference, at that point, would it make?!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 01:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 01:46 AM (snZF9)
The oncology 'appointment maker' returned my call (a layer of bureaucracy). She's supposed to call back with my initial appointment. The ER docs couldn't tell me anything other than abnormal masses. 'Call the oncology dept. Today.' The Doc was real serious when she told me, though. Maybe just protocol.
I need this like I need another heart attack.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 01:53 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2026 01:54 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: RickZ
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Deep breaths.
Remember Teresa was really worried about her scan the other day? And then the Dr. said he *was not* concerned, when interpreting the image(s).
It's easy to say "relax" when it's not one's self involved, I know, but RickZ-- do try to relax until an actual diagnosis is made.
Hopefully, it'll be a false alarm & then you can PARTAY!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)
I need this like I need another heart attack.
Posted by: RickZ at March
Well ya never know maybe they are just cysts or whatever. And if they aren't fuck em. We got you
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:57 AM (MGB5H)
'Cause I like talking with you, just wanted to let you know. Went to the ER on Sunday and came out with bad news. Now waiting for the oncology dept to bloody set up an appointment.
Posted by: RickZ
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Sorry to hear that. Don't let it stop you. Be like a line man on the football team. Blow through it. Don't fret. Your job is not to fret your job is to blow through it. The coaches will call the plays your job is not to think, your job is to follow instructions from coach an blow through it for the win.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 01:58 AM (v5dF2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent
And bury some in the process. Run the drill. Always forward.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:00 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2026 02:01 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 01:50 AM (MGB5H)
One of the dudes who comes to the shop and shoot the shit comes in at the beginning of last week and says his friend had a massive heart attack 2 days before and just got operated on. Got a triple by pass. Says his heart was at 30%. At the end of week he comes in and said his friend died. I asked wtf happened? he starts telling me, he says he was sitting on the couch at home.... I said WHAT? Home? wtf was he doing home already?? When I went in it was 8 days and I didn't have a heart attack, my heart was good, and I was there 8 days. WTF was this dude doing home 3-4 days after? I think he blew one of his grafts if you ask me. I think he signed himself out, his friend said he was pissed about being in the hospital, said he was going to leave. From what I was told he was sitting on the couch with his heart pillow, he coughed...boom, dead. Man if my surgeon told me to strip naked and swim in a shark tank, well yes sir. Home 4 days after...dude killed himself.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 02:01 AM (snZF9)
Imma go back to smoking cigs!!!!
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And I'm coming to kick your ass.
You quit. Your done with that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 02:02 AM (v5dF2)
Posted by: Braenyard
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For now, yes. For as long as it takes, yes.
But if TSHTF? I'm done... I'm gone.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:05 AM (rdVOm)
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This is important. It's like lawyers. What do you call the man that graduated last in his class at medical school? Right, you call him Dr.
Find a good one at a good facility.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 02:05 AM (v5dF2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2026 02:01 AM (0nHVk)
That's my 9:00 am phone call. Have a cardiac test, already scheduled, in two weeks.
The good thing is all my doctors are at NYPresbyterian, my plumber, my electrican, my PC, the ER, and now these guys. They all have access to my records. Makes my life a bit easier.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 02:06 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That's crazy. Cause on one hand I get it. Eff you ima go home. (Even being from a med family). But if was admitted and all that. Ya ima listen to them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:06 AM (MGB5H)
I need this like I need another heart attack.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 01:53 AM (gKDq2)
Shit, well prayers man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 02:07 AM (snZF9)
For now, yes. For as long as it takes, yes.
But if TSHTF? I'm done... I'm gone.
Posted by: JQ
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You better hide 'cause you'd be asking for it.
Put that surrender crap out of your mind.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 02:07 AM (v5dF2)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Esp if they said my heart was at 30%
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:09 AM (MGB5H)
It's just... man, I'd walk a mile for a Camel (if I could)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)
Imma go back to smoking cigs!!!!
I mean...what difference, at that point, would it make?!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 01:52 AM (rdVOm)
It might make a difference. My BIL beat lung cancer. Didn't stop smoking. We buried him 2 years later, shit came back and they fucking missed it. It went into his spine, and he had back surgery years before and was never quite right, so they kept looking at back problems and missed the cancer. I frigging hate doctors sometimes...most times.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 02:11 AM (snZF9)
But if TSHTF? I'm done... I'm gone.
Posted by: JQ
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You better hide 'cause you'd be asking for it.
Put that surrender crap out of your mind.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 02:07 AM (v5dF2)
In some studies nicotine has been proven to be a therapeutic against cancer just saying.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:11 AM (MGB5H)
I fucking hate Obama and every other cocksucking motherfucker and baby diddler for shoving that 404Care piece of crap down our throats. I'm on my third plan in 3 years. They keep getting cancelled.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 02:13 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Esp if they said my heart was at 30%
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:09 AM (MGB5H)
Right? thats the crazy part. I was there 8 days. I was healing like an alien and I was still there 8 days. They did Xrays every day, took blood every day, checked everything every day, and I was there 8 frigging days. This dude has a massive heart attack and he's home in half the time?? thats just unreal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 02:14 AM (snZF9)
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Sheeeit.. if hubby realized that he *could* sign himself out of nursing home? He WOULD. Right now, yesterday!
And if he knew that he must be there for, well, for "the duration"? He'd be crushed. And WOULD try to escape however he could. It's so fking sad!
But then, he's not playing with a full deck anymore.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 02:14 AM (snZF9)
Sounds like he left AMA. Not much any hospital can do about that, Patients' Bill Of Rights and all that.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 02:16 AM (gKDq2)
I fucking hate Obama and every other cocksucking motherfucker and baby diddler for shoving that 404Care piece of crap down our throats. I'm on my third plan in 3 years. They keep getting cancelled.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 02:13 AM (gKDq2)
I'm a little foggy on this medicare shit. Through the wife we got seriously good insurance. I heard that once you get to 65 you have to sign up for medicare? I'm older than her, so eventually when I hit 65 and she's still working I still have to sign up for that shit?? Even though we get good insurance from her job??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 02:20 AM (snZF9)
And if he knew that he must be there for, well, for "the duration"? He'd be crushed. And WOULD try to escape however he could. It's so fking sad!
But then, he's not playing with a full deck anymore.
Posted by: JQ at March
Well i was saying more so for me in bers friends position. Now I fell bad
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:20 AM (MGB5H)
I forgot to remove my nicotine patch last night before going to bed.
OMG! "Vivid dreams" are possible, says the warning label. No shit! (and I knew this, from a previous "quit")
Had the strangest nightmare in years! Woke up in a panic, felt around for a patch-- yep! Ugh.
smh.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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No worries!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)
I forgot to remove my nicotine patch last night before going to bed.
OMG! "Vivid dreams" are possible, says the warning label. No shit! (and I knew this, from a previous "quit")
Had the strangest nightmare in years! Woke up in a panic, felt around for a patch-- yep! Ugh.
smh.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
A comedian once said dreams were crazy. One minute you're falling down a mine shaft, the next minute you're in a parade. Those are my dreams, always bizarre off the wall shit, and thats without a patch. Yeah, never gonna wear one of those. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 02:25 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
You sign up but if you're still working it goes into another bucket. But yes post 65 you are forced onto Medicaid. So like my dad still works but his main insurance is Medicaid but they pay less for him and my mom (also over 65 on Medicaid) because they have private insurance because he still works. But Medicaid is still charged first
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:25 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:25 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:26 AM (MGB5H)
I go to the Drs I choose, the hospitals I or they choose and the treatment they recommend.
JQ, RickL didn't quit smoking either.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 02:28 AM (v5dF2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 02:20 AM (snZF9)
I'm single. TBH, I have no fucking clue.
I do know my friend will be 70 this Sept. She's signed up for Medicare, but not with a plan. SHe's still working. Married couples I really have no idea. There's weird rules.
For example, from what I've gathered, you can't use Prescription RX if you have Medicare Drug Coverage. And who wouldn't have such coverage?
Honestly, just check the Medicare website. It's pretty informative about such things. It doesn't just discuss plans and shit. With Mrs. B working, you may have to sign up but just not with a plan. But check.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 02:31 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2026 02:31 AM (0nHVk)
Said she'd had a portion of one lung removed just 4 years ago! She was a bit upset at having 'done the right thing and still got punished' ya know?
Nice lady, always liked her. All's good now for her, I hope.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)
I go to the Drs I choose, the hospitals I or they choose and the treatment they recommend.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 02:28 AM (v5dF2)
I'm on the 'retired' poor plans due to income. Severely limits my options.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 02:33 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2026 02:34 AM (2EYjk)
I mean, your call, just don't be a retard about it.
Fuck. I need sleep.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at March 04, 2026 02:35 AM (FIwBs)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2026 02:34 AM (2EYjk)
The simple difference is MediCare you pay for, MedicAid is a free entitlement.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2026 02:36 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:37 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2026 02:34 AM (2EYjk)
Ya I meant care in my explanation
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:38 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at March 04, 2026 02:38 AM (FIwBs)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at March 04, 2026 02:40 AM (FIwBs)
"Advantage" plans are for healthy people. Dad had Advantage coverage (also known as: Part C) which is the easiest to get because you can sign up right on the Medicare website-- and is (IMO) crap if you have *any* health problems.
Medicare supplement plans, such as what hubby has, you must go to an insurance agent to sign up. They are more expensive than Part C, but have better coverage and lower or no copays.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)
Said she'd had a portion of one lung removed just 4 years ago! She was a bit upset at having 'done the right thing and still got punished' ya know?
Nice lady, always liked her. All's good now for her, I hope.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)
A friend of mine quit over 20 years ago. It still got him.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 02:40 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)
Medicare supplement plans, such as what hubby has, you must go to an insurance agent to sign up. They are more expensive than Part C, but have better coverage and lower or no copays.
Posted by: JQ at
Best i can figure is part c is an upcharge for nothing that doesn't exist in the marketplace. And you can still have a plan through the marketplace on Medicare. Part d is the important one. I could be mistaken.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:46 AM (MGB5H)
So, the bigger the car, the bigger the drag force, most likely.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 04, 2026 02:46 AM (euDq6)
Once our retirement savings is mostly gone, and if hubby is still alive, it'll be Medicaid for him, and they'll take the house when I die for reimbursement.
Yay. *spit*
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)
Once our retirement savings is mostly gone, and if hubby is still alive, it'll be Medicaid for him, and they'll take the house when I die for reimbursement.
Yay. *spit*
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)
But Obama care fixed that. That's what I was told
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 02:52 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: mikeski
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I sorta cheated my way through DiffEq. By "cheating", I mean that I got a much better grade by using knowledge that I wasn't supposed to.have.
One of the biggest obstacles is " knowing the form". When a student (and this happened regularly) asked the instructor solving a problem on the blackboard ,"How do you know which form this is?" , the answer was always, "It'll come with experience." So, come test time, everybody is trying different forms, running into a dead end, restarting with a different form, lather, rinse, repeat until "Time!"
Now, many EE courses.were a lot like short form Utubes, in math. "Fields" spent the first three weeks on the basics of Vector calc, "Circuits 4" did the same with Linear Algebra, and "Circuits 3"... well, I wound up taking some classes out of order so I had C3 before DiffEq, which led me to deriving Fourier Transforms, thence LaPlace Transforms. (Contd)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 04, 2026 02:56 AM (f8HdW)
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Yes, Medicare Advantage is a trap thought up by some senator or lobbyist.
Straight Medicare - no plans - AND part B and part D.
Part C is the trap.
Medicare Advantage is no good.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 02:57 AM (v5dF2)
Plan G costs $216/month here for hubby-- and covers all but the ~$200/annual medicare deductible. Pays for everything that Medicare doesn't pay, and there has been no issue for him to get authorizations. It's outstanding coverage for the price, especially if you have *any* hospitalization or major outpatient expense!
Hubby has had 3 ER visits and 2 hip surgeries last year. Plus his eye issues (medical, not "vision" as in glasses) and ongoing liver & kidney tests & ultrasounds...
$zero out of pocket after deductible and premiums.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
And, supplemental plans don't cover "part D"-- you have to get a separate Rx plan. Hubby's is $35/month.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 03:00 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 03:00 AM (v5dF2)
Plan G costs $216/month here for hubby-- and covers all but the ~$200/annual medicare deductible. Pays for everything that Medicare doesn't pay, and there has been no issue for him to get authorizations. It's outstanding coverage for the price, especially if you have *any* hospitalization or major outpatient expense!
Hubby has had 3 ER visits and 2 hip surgeries last year. Plus his eye issues (medical, not "vision" as in glasses) and ongoing liver & kidney tests & ultrasounds...
$zero out of pocket after deductible and premiums.
Posted by: JQ at March
Oh I'm aware. Parents are med professionals that are over 65.And still working. Then we have my gma that canceled part d. Just was tryna put questions into the ether
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 03:02 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
he won't be 65 for another million years. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 03:02 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some
The goal, is to stay off of Medicare
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 03:04 AM (MGB5H)
Yes, when you hit 65 (within 3 months, plus or minus), you need to sign up for Medicare, even if you or spouse are still working with vood insurance.
The process online goes through all the yes/no questions that describe your individual circumstance.
If you (or spouse) are still working with insurance, you will tell Medicare that, and you won't sign up for the expensive Part B until you stop having insurance, possibly years later.
The will sign you up for Part A (usually no cost to you).
If you don't sign up in the 3 month (plus/minus) window, Medicare will slap you with a premium $ penalty for a long time afterward.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 04, 2026 03:05 AM (euDq6)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That's just rude 500k years
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 03:06 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 04, 2026 03:06 AM (euDq6)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yes. He has Part A (hospital only), Part B (the rest of medicare) Part D (an Rx ins. plan) and Plan G (medicare supplemental ins.)
Total cost? Less than $500/month. Excellent coverage, and costs less than HALF what I'm paying for a shitty 404care plan that covers just about *nothing*
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)
Come test time, on a piece of scratch paper ( which I carefully did NOT turn in) I would do a Laplace on the problem, solve it, then do enough of the partial.fraction to see what form it was, go back and do the problem using DiffEq techniques. This didn't make me any smarter in terms of actually solving the problems, but, because I skipped all the flailing around that my classmates were doing, I got more problems completed than they did, and it bumped me up.the curve. That got me, barely, a A, which made up for the C I got in Electrical.Machinery 2, which was because of that unfortunate incident in the machinery lab... but that's another story.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 04, 2026 03:08 AM (f8HdW)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 04, 2026 03:05 AM (euDq6)
(Yoda voice) dickheads they are.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 03:08 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Huh?
Are you conflating Medicare and Medicaid?
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 04, 2026 03:05 AM (euDq6)
(Yoda voice) dickheads they are.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Still charging my GMA for opting out of part d , while we pay the lower price for her meds. It's a tax.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 03:11 AM (MGB5H)
I don't trust the government. I'd sign up for part B at the same time I sighed up for A. They keep talking about cutting back on it. And, I think, part B covers regular Dr visits and all the tests that go along with it.
And the older you are the more visits you will have.
It's in the actuaries.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 03:11 AM (v5dF2)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Huh?
Are you conflating Medicare and Medicaid?
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 03:09 AM
I meant caid. I know what I mean and constantly say the wrong one.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 04, 2026 03:13 AM (MGB5H)
And the older you are the more visits you will have.
It's in the actuaries.
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Yes. Part B is the "normal, everyday stuff" like regular Dr. visits and tests. Might as well, it costs less than zerocare!
And if you sign up later than 3 months after your 65th bday, they penalize you. Forever more.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 03:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Got it. Yeah, it's easy to say one & mean the other!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)
"THIS IS BAD!!!
That radar was the backbone of ALL US missile defense in the Gulf. Every Patriot. Every THAAD. Now operating blind."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 01:12 AM (pAy1S)
Every missile section has its own radar. There is no one "central" radar.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 04, 2026 03:27 AM (g8Ew8)
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Sounds like Iranian propaganda, really.
AS IF-- US forces would put all the eggs into a single basket, so to speak, wrt military networking.
Ludicrous.
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 03:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle
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That's the way it's designed, to force you into Medicare. If you miss the window, your Medicare premium (when you DO sign up) is raised, the amount of raise being set by how long you delayed. Wait longer, pay more. You're saving them money by not signing up, right? It should be CHEAPER, right? Nope. More expensive - you are punished for NOT signing up. And, the premium increase never goes away. Unless you are extremely wealthy, so that you can pay exorbitant medical bills on your own, you're screwed if you don't sign up when they want you to.
Medicare advantage plans have one really big advantage: convenience. I hand them by Humana card, I get one bill later for my portion. I also get documentation from Humana on what that should be. My wife dealt with.regular Medicare with her mother. The paperwork was ridiculous. 11 months after she died we were still dealing with the bills and paperwork.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 04, 2026 03:35 AM (f8HdW)
Posted by: buddhaha
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My experiance is opposite. Before Medicare I had Blue Cross. They covered most everything I needed but the monthly (Oh when I started with them before Aids it was an annual fee of not that much) became exorbitant.
With operations and such I do pay the balance but hospitals allow one to pay it off monthly and relative to everything else it's not that much.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 03:42 AM (qebTJ)
Prices billed have practically zero.correlation to costs. How do I know this? Because if they did, the doctors and hospitals could not possibly offer the "discounts" that the insurance companies get.
Doctor bills - $5460.
Humana discount - $4790
Humana pays - $610.50
I.pay - $59.50
No other business could remain giving an almost 90% discount.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 04, 2026 03:49 AM (f8HdW)
And you think our destroyers pitch and roll in the open ocean, huh.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 04, 2026 03:49 AM (qebTJ)
Posted by: Braenyard
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My knee replacement cost me $325 when I walked into the Outpatient surgery center. I got a bill a month.later for another $116 from the surgeon, $45 for the anesthesiologist. IIRC, the "sticker price" between the facility, the PT guy there showing me what exercises I should be doing, the anesthesiologist, and the surgeon was over $20k. I wound up.spending (out of pocket) damned near as much as the surgery for copays at the PT facility for 2 days a week for six weeks.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 04, 2026 04:03 AM (f8HdW)
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By Niagara. In college hockey.
Still, I told you so.
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Bonus points if you can ignore Tucker Carlson, Candice Owens, etc. in the comments.
!!!
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Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:55 PM (ExV1e)
Had an extremely irritating day, as our primary app at work was crashing all day long. Thanks for the puppy content!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 03, 2026 07:55 PM (zYpTz)
Where's the bewbs???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)
https://youtube.com/shorts/
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WSaQj8aD
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s)
Baby giraffe in its nice white kneesocks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 07:56 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:57 PM (2WIwB)
Damn.
I miss ol Joe.
sniff...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:57 PM (2WIwB)
*fistbump*
Miss Ajax all the time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (zZu0s)
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If my door could talk she would probably ask someone to adopt her, too. She could use a good cleaning. I've not been very good to her this winter.
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)
https://www.reddit.com/r/tits/ <-- NSFW, obviously
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)
This is what the native Brits are trying to save.
These uniquely English things that will be lost forever if they keep down this path of being colonized by the Commonwealth & Third World.
Rupert Lowe and Restore Britain are at 7% in the polls according to Lotus Eaters. It only took a few weeks where Reform took four months to hit that poll number.
If I were Brit, they'd be getting my vote.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:59 PM (6ydKt)
Lindisfarne Castle was used as a location in Polanski's MacBeth. The most dismal, imposing, medieval looking thing ever when shot in the proper lighting and angle.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 07:59 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:59 PM (+nEug)
"Several"?
I counted like twenty dogs.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:00 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (u82oZ)
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I was just thinking that. That person's definition of "several" is different than mine.
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 08:00 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 08:00 PM (79pEw)
Yeah, what was that, several hundred??
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 03, 2026 08:01 PM (zYpTz)
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Posted by: Thom Tillis at March 03, 2026 08:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:03 PM (Fs0KI)
After the kitty smacked him, the dog almost smacked it back. It looks like he realized he'd probably kill the damn thing, so he let it slide.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 03, 2026 08:03 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2026 08:04 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: bluebell
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Sort of like my ex's definition of "a couple beers"
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 03, 2026 08:04 PM (fVXtb)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)
Was that supposed to be a link to a WDWPro video about Panic at CNN?
Jake Tapper and Brian Selter do remind me of horny baby rhinos, so that might be the joke?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:05 PM (6ydKt)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tits/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (ExV1e)
You're a great American.
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Posted by: NaCly Dog
Just got back from wokking the dog here, but I prefer the young ones.
Posted by: Barry O From Indonesia at March 03, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2)
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Lindisfarne is also called Holy Island. It has been home to monasteries and churches since the 6th century.
https://youtu.be/ApkvehQQERM
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:08 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 08:06 PM (snZF9)
If you change 'tits' in that URL to 'massivetits' you get a set of photos probably more appreciated by the degenerates around here.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:08 PM (ExV1e)
Cornyn in lead. Crockett in lead.
Waiting on Crenshaw results.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FE6_59bglw
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:08 PM (abIsI)
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Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (abIsI)
This means something! [shaping mashed potatoes]
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Posted by: bluebell
Caveman Counting.
One, two, few, few, many, many, many, many, many.....
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)
I'm willing to point you to a repository but I'm not looking at the photos for you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 03, 2026 08:04 PM (fVXtb)
I told her I'd have 2 beers and would be back by 10pm. I'm always mixing those numbers up.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Just The Punchline at March 03, 2026 08:11 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:11 PM (ExV1e)
You're no boob sommelier!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Thom Tillis
I got to vote for your replacement today, Thom.
Posted by: Vote Early, Often! at March 03, 2026 08:12 PM (oftw2)
Looks like Portugal will be getting more business.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:13 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)
Well, my personal preference is for a moderate bosom so y'all wouldn't like my choices anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:14 PM (ExV1e)
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Hear, hear ...
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Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)
I'm willing to point you to a repository but I'm not looking at the photos for you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:11 PM (ExV1e)
Boobpedia.com? The free and user-editable encyclopedia of women with big boobs?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:15 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Thom Tillis
I got to vote for your replacement today, Thom.
Posted by: Vote Early, Often! at March 03, 2026 08:12 PM (oftw2)
Is he some kind of douchebag? I saw some article about him giving Noem a hard time and threatening to hold up trump appointments. If so, yeah good job helping him get the fuck out of office.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 08:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:15 PM (wVcYX)
Babepedia also works. Less focused on boobs for the gays.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:17 PM (6ydKt)
I was expecting the story of sacchan. Ace, have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGanXWW9Wss
It is fat dog in village in Japan. Stay with it, it is legend.
(I haven't watched this version, only a shorter one. this is 13 minutes and the one I saw was maybe half that.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 08:17 PM (/WT6b)
Posted by: Old Fossil at March 03, 2026 08:17 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Now I'm envisioning that as a real job.
"I'm looking for a white, about 2001 vintage. On the sweeter side. Full-bodied, but not to heavy."
"Something that would go well with a lime-green monokini."
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Some Mullah about to go Boom at March 03, 2026 08:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)
Everyone is off drooling over knobs.
I'm watching a warship video.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)
Savage.. This is the way.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 08:23 PM (snZF9)
"Something that would go well with a lime-green monokini."
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)
Do you have something in tanlines? I miss a good tanline.
S: im afraid that hasn't been made in decades, sir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
Queen Crockett taking rural area whites.
Looking like a Cornyn/Paxton run off.
Do better Texas.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (1JFYK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:23 PM (ExV1e)
I am watching what I believe to be a retarded but coordinated campaign by Hasan to send his little bitches after asmongold one by one to try to take him out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 03, 2026 08:25 PM (1JFYK)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 03, 2026 08:26 PM (fVXtb)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
I'm surprised he can count that high.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:27 PM (VHUov)
(I haven't watched this version, only a shorter one. this is 13 minutes and the one I saw was maybe half that.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 08:17 PM (/WT6b)
Reminds me of Hachikō the Akita who waited for his deceased professor master every day for a decade at a train station until he died.
They put a statue of him up at the train station in honor of his loyalty.
https://youtu.be/CyZnVPYBDcw
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:27 PM (6ydKt)
S: im afraid that hasn't been made in decades, sir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
we haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
Posted by: Hotel California at March 03, 2026 08:28 PM (wVcYX)
Queen Crockett taking rural area whites.
Where are you seeing updated results? I have the SecSt's page and KSAT TV's page and neither of them have updated since 7:00.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:28 PM (Fs0KI)
Queen Crockett taking rural area whites.
Looking like a Cornyn/Paxton run off.
Do better Texas.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (abIsI)
There was always going to be a runoff. There was something like a dozen candidates on the Republican side.
As for the Dems, it's not surprising that those idiots are voting for Crockashit, regardless of location.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 08:29 PM (cl15i)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)
The fact that Asmongold has more reach than Hasan has to churn his guts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (3uBP9)
Where are you seeing updated results? I have the SecSt's page and KSAT TV's page and neither of them have updated since 7:00.
Posted by: Oddbob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FE6_59bglw
Still no results on Crenshaw. Something smells here.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Hotel California at March 03, 2026 08:28 PM (wVcYX)
Manliness were more of a thing in the 70s, right? Tanning beds came in The 80s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 08:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (ExV1e)
Its pretty great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
Pretty sure reddit has every kind of porn imaginable.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tanlines_Gone_Wild/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hotel California at March 03, 2026 08:28 PM (wVcYX)
Manliness were more of a thing in the 70s, right? Tanning beds came in The 80s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
The '70s were also pre-razor. Tanlines were seared, seared I say, into my hippocampus.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:33 PM (wVcYX)
https://youtu.be/1et1WEvJITY?
si=ctNAFALmT_gr8N56
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:32 PM (ExV1e)
And yet, I am still at work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 08:34 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Also every kind unimaginable.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:33 PM (wVcYX)
—————-
The 70s, when a bikini bottom looked like a surgical mask on a grizzly bear.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)
LOL...
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 08:36 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
I am in the midst of a porn deep dive, for science mind you, do you need a login?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:37 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)
Lol.
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
The Welcome Mat era.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2026 08:38 PM (wgeD/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)
LOL...
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 08:36 PM (3sXRv)
Flashback . . . LOL
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 08:40 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:41 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)
Probably, but I only find them via search to post links here so I have to be able to imagine it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:41 PM (ExV1e)
Going to start my week long bender now.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2026 08:41 PM (wgeD/)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 08:42 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 08:42 PM (qpQFJ)
Hunt split off some of the not-Cornyn vote. Hopefully none of his vote is "I prefer Cornyn but black guy".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 08:45 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet, #TeamHellman's at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (wVcYX)
Got all set to go vote, checked to make sure I had my card- and it was expired!
SO mad at myself- I was really geared up to vote in this one.
I'll do better at the mid-terms.
Posted by: sal at March 03, 2026 08:46 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 08:46 PM (Wnv9h)
According to this, only one county has reported in with
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/us /elections/results-texas-us-house-23-primary.html
Delete space after "us/".
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:48 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:50 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:52 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 08:57 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: JackStraw
Bit of an odd band, though.
https://youtu.be/fgcPVQ85cgg
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:52 PM (Fs0KI)
Worth a little sip of Woodford Reserve.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (zZu0s)
Yes. Confirmed by release of her text messages released by her widower. Oh yeah, there's that too. She offed herself. Allegedly.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:01 PM (Fs0KI)
OK, screw nytimes.com. They just put up a "sign up" banner that covers the page.
Posted by: Oddbob
Try this:
https://archive.li/jn3AE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 09:02 PM (Cqx++)
Funny how that keeps happening to these poor staffers.
.
Quit banging pieces of shit, ladies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (zZu0s)
Tony? His sidepiece, who was some kind of staffer, killed herself by setting herself on fire. Muy caliente!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:03 PM (cl15i)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tanlines_Gone_Wild/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
And here I thought reddit was just substack for leftists. Learn something new every day. I'll still stay away.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 09:03 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:03 PM (cl15i)
What? A married staffer who killed herself by setting herself on fire.
Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)
Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
I could have used a girl like that ...
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 03, 2026 09:06 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:08 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:08 PM (cl15i)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:08 PM (cl15i)
Wait, what? He was pimping her out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (wVcYX)
Coasting to an easy win.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)
Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
I could have used a girl like that ...
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 03, 2026 09:06 PM (3sXRv)
'Your widin' in my car, I turn on the wadio'
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 09:12 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:12 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:08 PM (cl15i)
Wait, what? He was pimping her out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)
As far as I know, only Tony was banging her. But who knows? These pols and their associates bump uglies like feral dogs in heat. Anything's possible.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:12 PM (cl15i)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:13 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: GigantorX at March 03, 2026 09:14 PM (PfAVk)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:12 PM (Fs0KI
Yes. Adult jokes. For us adults.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:14 PM (cl15i)
His love is rotten to the core!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 03, 2026 09:14 PM (PfAVk)
He certainly does not speak with the pompatus of love.
Posted by: Steve Miller Band at March 03, 2026 09:16 PM (wVcYX)
Treat yourself to another sip. 63% reporting, Toth 57, Crenshaw 39. I honestly wouldn't have imagined this one. I've never heard of Steve Toth before tonight.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:19 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)
Cornyn is ahead at the moment, but just barely.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:19 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:20 PM (+nEug)
Probably not the first time someone has pulled away from her (for example, after the tequila wore off).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:20 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:21 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:20 PM (+nEug)
I guess Dem primary voters really are rayciss. I sure hope this doesn't hurt them with the black vote in November.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 09:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM (IG3/x)
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)
Just drive on up, just sure to close the gate.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 09:23 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:23 PM (zZu0s)
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM
Yeah, kind of fuck meatball.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (2GVsD)
I wonder what the story is behind that name?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (IG3/x)
Jayla, for example, is having a bad day. Someone is breaking the law and being hypocritical
https://tinyurl.com/4j9pmk5n
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 03, 2026 09:26 PM (CNl8/)
For the love of God do NOT do an image search for this woman.
Let's just say that she'd make Ratsheeta Taliban look hot.
Hell, she'd make Helen Thomas's dessicated corpse look hot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:27 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 09:27 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:27 PM (zZu0s)
I wonder what the story is behind that name?
Full bodied cigar?
Or one to pair with a stout?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:28 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Boobpedia Birthdays at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (/lPRQ)
It looks like Iran's Supreme Leader, Junior may have survived after all.
Let's just hope he's a Fredo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:30 PM (IG3/x)
I imagine that was his plan all along just maybe not quite this soon. Has he been there long enough to draw a Congressional pension?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:30 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:30 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Yeah, she could solve a great deal of the world's hunger problems just by injecting herself with about a barrel of Ozempic.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:31 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:31 PM (VCgbV)
For the love of God do NOT do an image search for this woman.
Big AND Chunky!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Truth in advertising. Rotund, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:32 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2026 09:32 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:23 PM (zZu0s)
It does seem sus that he's able to keep a deluxe hardcover edition of the Bible, complete with apocrypha, in his ass.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:32 PM (cl15i)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (+nEug)
My vote's holding up so far.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 09:32 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:30 PM (Fs0KI)
Only takes 5 years for a Senator (unlike the 20+ it takes for us peons). Yep, he's fully vested.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:33 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM (IG3/x)
Obligatory:
Oh Nooo
Anyway ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (wVcYX)
At least there won't be 'boots on the ground'... maybe.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 03, 2026 09:26 PM (CNl8/)
So much for love and happiness
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:31 PM (VCgbV)
We're all proud of her! Remind me to talk to her about GSG 1911 22LR.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (zZu0s)
Aw, shucky-darn.
It looks like Iran's Supreme Leader, Junior may have survived after all.
Let's just hope he's a Fredo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
If I were him I'd be Afraid-o.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 09:36 PM (Cqx++)
The servant girl annihilator.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Boobpedia Birthdays at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (wVcYX)
A little NSFW or H ...
Please and thank you
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 09:37 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:37 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (cYBz/)
Degenerates, at one point, but that may have been in the last thread.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 09:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Supreme Leader Jr at March 03, 2026 09:38 PM (vFG9F)
*And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeee!!*
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 09:39 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 09:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 09:40 PM (vSSIL)
That is 10,000 or so right there, not counting the escort ships and their crews.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:40 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 09:37 PM (ExV1e)
Yeah, I thinkbyou left it out this thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)
RIP our brave warriors who gave their all for us. Thank you for your service.
I pray their families will find peace and comfort.
Posted by: four seasons at March 03, 2026 09:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Eromero
---
If I can remember!🫣
She's trying to shoot more 9mm in preparation for college. Visited A&M and they shoot Glock 34 and Sig M17, but the team that competes is using the Glock.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:42 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 09:42 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:41 PM (2GVsD)
*single tear flows down face*
Posted by: Optimus Prime at March 03, 2026 09:44 PM (cl15i)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 09:44 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:44 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM (IG3/x)
Obligatory:
Oh Nooo
Anyway ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (3sXRv)
TX SoS website still has goose eggs all the way…
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 09:45 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ben Had
I would expect a bunch of SF Teams working with locals.
Would hope they were there already, before the start, but I think first contact is some CIA Spook under cover as a Nat Geo journalist or something, import/exporter maybe.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 09:48 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:48 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:49 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:50 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 09:44 PM (S/Y4j)
A pic from Loving County would suffice. I think it’s bigger than some states but its population is 88.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 09:50 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: And No Penguins In The Wuhan Lab at March 03, 2026 09:51 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:51 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:51 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2026 09:52 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:49 PM (/lPRQ)
As a former logistician…concur. A LOT of planning went into this.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 09:52 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2026 09:52 PM (Q+
Don’t be surprised if most of those are in various support roles.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 09:53 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cow Demon
2020 census - 64 residents.
2026 estimated - 50 to 54 residence.
The reduction is due to it becoming overcrowded.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 09:53 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: And No Penguins In The Wuhan Lab at March 03, 2026 09:51 PM (oftw2)
BEWARE THE PENGUINS
Posted by: Bud Ice at March 03, 2026 09:54 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
----
You're sleeping with Ben Had???🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: lin-duh is offended
Hey! Hey! Hey!!
You know the rules around here!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 09:54 PM (cYBz/)
2026 estimated - 50 to 54 residence.
The reduction is due to it becoming overcrowded.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 09:53 PM (cYBz/)
I think we need to end the Texas Tribune’s contributions to the Texas Almanac.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 09:55 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:57 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:57 PM (+nEug)
Great news.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 10:00 PM (wVcYX)
She's trying to shoot more 9mm in preparation for college. Visited A&M and they shoot Glock 34 and Sig M17, but the team that competes is using the Glock.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:42 PM (VCgbV)
Des she have a G34?
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 10:00 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 10:01 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 10:01 PM (rbvCR)
#194, two carriers account for 1/5th of the troops deployed.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Carriers themselves or the whole group?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 10:01 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Kindltot
Apparently France is sending some sort of support.
see Tousi TV
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 10:02 PM (/lPRQ)
You could rig up a solar still to get enough for basic drinking. I'm not sure how gypsum would affect its use for washing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 10:03 PM (IG3/x)
No, she doesn’t.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 10:08 PM (VCgbV)
No, she doesn’t.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 10:07 PM (VCgbV)
I have one set up as a race gun, will bring it in October. Please remind me.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 10:30 PM (LHPAg)
Quick Hits
Looks like Tucker Carlson was half right about teams of Demolition Jews sneaking around Qatar and Dubai planting explosives.
Agents were in fact arested. Agents of his patron Iran, that is.Max 📟Here's video from Sky News (I think) to prove this isn't just more Zionist Lies, as Tucker would say.
@MaxNordau 37m BREAKING: Foreign agent Tucker Carlson lied that Qatar had arrested Mossad agents. Turns out that Qatar had actually arrested 10 IRGC agents. Allah has a sense of irony! -- State of Qatar Doha, March 3 (QNA) -- As part of ongoing efforts to protect the security and stability of the state, the competent authorities were able to arrest two cells working in favor of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard in the State of Qatar. Monitoring and follow-up operations resulted in the arrest of ten suspects: seven of them were assigned espionage tasks to gather information about vital and military facilities in the country, and three others were assigned to carry out sabotage operations and received training in the use of drones. They were also found to possess locations and coordinates of sensitive facilities, as well as communication tools and technical devices. The suspects admitted during investigations to their connection with the Iranian Revolutionary Guard and to being tasked with espionage and sabotage activities. The State Security apparatus calls on citizens and residents to remain vigilant and cautious and to report any suspicious activities to the competent authorities. May God protect Qatar, its Emir, and its people from all harm, and may He grant us the blessing of security and safety.
Eyal Yakoby
@EYakoby 9m To recap: Yesterday, Tucker Carlson that Qatar arrested Mossad agents planting bombs. This morning, Qatar stated that Tucker's claim was entirely false. This evening, Qatar announced they arrested IRGC sleeper cells.
Baba Banaras
@RealBababanaras BREAKING: Esmail Qaani, head of Iran's Quds Force, has survived all assassination attempts so far, and was even with Khamenei yesterday but escaped again. Now he has allegedly been taken into custody by the IRGC on suspicion of being a Mossad agent and working for Israel.
PoIiMathFetterman's Lump had control of the body today, and spoke wisely. Communist jihadist Zohran Mamdani announces free child care -- meaning, babysitters -- for illegals. I'm sure it's his idea that he'll pirate federal money to pay for this. Regime thugs are shooting at protesters in Iran again. Send in the drones! A very patriotic left-wing influencer says Trump should have allowed Iran to bomb US servicemen first, which would have given him a perfect justification to hit Iran and a "PR victory." He faults Trump for being so stupid as to not see the benefits of this awesome "let American soldiers die for PR points" plan. In the previous post, Trump mentioned his anger at the UK for denying us the use of our own base at Diego Garcia. Is this his vengeance? He wants the US government to create a corporation to insure cargoes going through the Strait of Hormuz. (Shipping companies will pay for the insurance, Trump just wants to spin up a company to provide it.) This would have the effect of hurting the current main insurer, the UK super-insurer Lloyd's of London. Check out Bill Kristol's opinion on Iran -- use military force to crush the regime -- from January 8, 2026, when he was attacking Trump for not attacking Iran, with his current opinion, that Trump must not be allowed a "blank check" to fight an illegal war in Iran.
@politicalmath 4h You either die an Ayatollah or you live long enough for them to suspect you're Mossad
HOLY SH*T: The police officers who STOPPED the Islamic terrorist mass shooter in Austin, Texas, are being put before a Grand Jury for potential criminal charges.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 3, 2026
RIDICULOUS
These officers are HEROES
Democrats are insane https://t.co/rFgjHwaixJ pic.twitter.com/hcjCaj4YDo
BREAKING: Black Lives Matter founder in IL, Clyde McLemore caught beating his female employee
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 3, 2026
She accused him of embezzling grants pic.twitter.com/U2Tb8AN0DS
BREAKING: Black smoke signals that the College of Mullahs has not reached a decision on the new Ayatollah today. pic.twitter.com/AU8MGzcfRX
— Tony Kinnett (@TheTonus) March 3, 2026
Official Muslim Brotherhood clerics:
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 3, 2026
“Tucker Carlson is an important person, we need to follow him this guy is the strongest guy in the media.”
pic.twitter.com/YPWINFF07F
Things are not going well on Iranian propaganda Twitter pic.twitter.com/IUg6ApKfGG
— Kareem Rifai 🌐 (@KareemRifai) March 3, 2026
Tucker Carlson has hosted Jeffrey Sachs five times and reveres him as a foreign policy guru, whose “expertise” Tucker has used to shape many of his own views.
— Eitan Fischberger (@EFischberger) March 3, 2026
Earlier today, Sachs said Trump is a “puppet” of the CIA, Mossad, and Miriam Adelson pic.twitter.com/eCCZKD12xx
Israel is planning to bomb the Gulf states, and the Gulf states are also facing attacks from Iran. Why? Because Israel’s vision is not to eradicate Iran, but to secure the goal of Greater Israel and to become the only dominant force in the Middle East.
— Abdifatah Mahdi (@Avv_Abdifatah) March 3, 2026
https://t.co/fUq0ygZtkO
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 03, 2026 06:50 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 03, 2026 06:51 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: T. Carlson at March 03, 2026 06:52 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Former First Son at March 03, 2026 06:53 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 06:53 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 06:54 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 06:54 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 06:54 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 06:54 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 06:55 PM (VE6XX)
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AKA Deep-deep undercover Mossad agents.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:55 PM (Fi81e)
I hope not, but perhaps he should get checked for a brain tumor?
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 06:56 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Shabbos Goy at March 03, 2026 06:56 PM (oftw2)
Is it:
Allah ... no emphasis anywhere
or
Ah LAH
Wouldn't want to be culturally insensitive ...
***narrator: yes ... yes he would***
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 06:56 PM (lCppi)
His Brother too
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (VE6XX)
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Wow, all three of the major spy services at once!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 06:53 PM
Tried it in The Netherlands. Bland af.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (gKWVE)
A wealth tax on any citizens with clothing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (ExV1e)
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Guns to the citizens.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (vvjN/)
You won't regret it
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (+nEug)
I'd LOVE to see the MOSSAD sue the Tuckster.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (vFG9F)
You won't regret it
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (+nEug)
Thanks
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (VE6XX)
I can't access the whole thing, but my guess is either that it's SOP or it is just wrong.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 06:59 PM (79pEw)
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Guns to the citizens.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (vvjN/)
Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money? sounds.... familiar...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 06:59 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 03, 2026 06:59 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:59 PM (Fi81e)
You won't regret it
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM
He's in good form at the moment.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 06:59 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 06:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 03, 2026 06:59 PM (EES2L)
Lefties, stop with these guys. They're not helping your positions.
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 06:59 PM (3sXRv)
the staggering military and economic damage you’ve outlined for “just 24 hours of escalation. In a single day:
560 soldiers dead
8 CENTCOM generals killed
12 F‑25 jets lost
8 F‑14 jets lost
13 military bases obliterated
A 1.8 billion dollar radar detection system wiped out
A 12 billion dollar carrier group, the USS Lincoln, in unknown condition
A 1.2 billion dollar embassy complex erase
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 07:00 PM (/lPRQ)
�Tucker Carlson is an important person, we need to follow him this guy is the strongest guy in the media.�
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Where is hellfire when you need it...
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 07:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 07:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The demon in Tucker's head at March 03, 2026 07:00 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:00 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (2WIwB)
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All 57, is my guess.
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:00 PM (79pEw)
I say it with no emphasis but I've always wondered about the Grateful Dead album Blues for Allah, as I've heard deadheads say it Ah-LAH.
The again, Ahmad in The Bad News Bears said it AH-lah.
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 07:00 PM (gtcuf)
Step one in being a deep cover agent, leave.there's goat at home.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wally at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (pduCL)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 07:02 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 07:02 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 07:02 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:02 PM (+nEug)
Kairos-3 Rising Hope Star Launch from Japan
Launch Date: March 3, 2026
Launch Time: 8PM EST
https://youtu.be/nZkvFZ7r9c0
Posted by: Joyenz at March 03, 2026 07:03 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 03, 2026 07:03 PM (y171U)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 07:03 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 07:03 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 07:02 PM (CWTWj)
An evergreen observation ...
What did he do now?
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 07:03 PM (3sXRv)
Austin city government is under the control of a criminal gang called Democrats. They hate self-defense and their own police force.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (u82oZ)
The Apprentice, Conserva Grifter Edition...
Gold Jerry... F'n Gold
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 07:02 PM (CWTWj)
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I hope you had some hamantaschen. Yum.
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (79pEw)
>>>Didn't I see something today about NYC preschools being built but no one can use them or something?
Posted by: pookysgirl has a taco and isn't sharing at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Nah, sometimes something useful comes out of one of those. Nothing useful's ever come out of Olbermann.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE)
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This checks out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 07:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 07:05 PM (vvjN/)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 07:05 PM (gtcuf)
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From personal.experience I learned how China woos Americans when they entertain them as guests in their country, you’re treated to a very strict schedule where they roll out the red carpet, so it gives you the impression that woooooow they are so much more advanced then we thought
I didn’t buy the bullshit for one minute but it was disheartening to see some of my colleagues get so starry eyed over it
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 07:05 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE)
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Olbermann is definitely more backhole than fronthole.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 07:06 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (REq0p)
The dopamine hit you get from attention can be addictive.
And once addicted, even Negative attention will give you that dopamine hit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 07:06 PM (mP0Kj)
MSNEVER is doing its coverage of the Texas primary election. Rachel Maddow just said that the Democrat candidates are young, charismatic, and SMART!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 07:06 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 06:53 PM
Tried it in The Netherlands. Bland af.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
It is supposed to be sour cream and Old Bay seasoning.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 07:06 PM (/lPRQ)
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Who runs Bartertown?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 07:06 PM (Fi81e)
I guess we know he was embezzling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)
It being BLM, I'm guess that the argument was less over embezzlement and more over not sharing the embezzled funds.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Accomac at March 03, 2026 07:07 PM (77Bgk)
Posted by: Some guy on the internet at March 03, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 06:53 PM (8uzBS)
I’ve seen em do it man, they fucking drown em in that shit.
Posted by: Vincent Vega at March 03, 2026 07:07 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (fZiTB)
King Faisel was a fan. He was shot as the record was being made.
If you get confused, listen to the music play.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (HYqoK)
If things can't be explained to Starmer and the UK in a way that gets through to them, very quickly, the US should simply take Diego Garcia and the rest of the Chagos Islands. The bizarre proposed giveaway and accompanying massive payment are inexplicable as anything other than deliberate sabotage. Even internally within Britain, there is anger and resistance. And the Chagos islanders don't want their home to be given away.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Accomac at March 03, 2026 07:07 PM (77Bgk)
There is no good mayonnaise. None.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (hJH5n)
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
We went to vote in our local primary. This neighborhood has certainly changed since we first moved here. There was a HUGE line for those voting in the Democrat primary; we walked in, voted, and left.
And yes, they all looked the way you would expect them to look...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (SRRAx)
..............
Not just 'very disgusting '.. it is immoral, and probably evil.
Posted by: General Turgidson at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (koFAO)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (vFG9F)
It would be silly of us to permit any portion of the current regime to retain power. Even if they pinkie promised to be good, they'd change their tune as soon as Trump is out of office.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Clyde McLemore at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (pduCL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 07:09 PM (gVUi7)
Tucker is a man of two faces:
1) Deeply furrowed brow of thought or insult
2) Furrowed brow of confusion as if the farht he just released into his My Pretty Pony panties was a silent squirrel killer or, oops, I shat a bit.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 07:09 PM (WONhk)
If things can't be explained to Starmer and the UK in a way that gets through to them, very quickly, the US should simply take Diego Garcia and the rest of the Chagos Islands. The bizarre proposed giveaway and accompanying massive payment are inexplicable as anything other than deliberate sabotage. Even internally within Britain, there is anger and resistance. And the Chagos islanders don't want their home to be given away.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (VWtfl)
I’d do it. Diego Garcia is of too much strategic value.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 03, 2026 07:03 PM (y171U)
We make you tell us where the agents are. You know what kind of people we are. We strip you naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
Posted by: Qatar State Security at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 07:05 PM (vvjN/)
She got 2 legit takedowns. Failed to convert with a pin and submission, though.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (wVcYX)
Austin city government is under the control of a criminal gang called Democrats. They hate self-defense and their own police force.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (u82oZ)
Kirk Watson, while a dem, is not a crazed demon. And Abbott will not let that stand. Here is a story I believe: Reports that the Travis County District Attorney's Office might bring three officers involved in the Austin mass shooting before a grand jury quickly spread online and drew political attention—including from Gov. Greg Abbott. However, District Attorney José Garza told Chron that those claims are false.
"These police officers are heroes who saved lives," Abbott wrote on Tuesday. "Whatever the DA does, I will have the final say in the fate of these police officers." The story goes on to say things are just in the routine investigation stage.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (lCppi)
I can't access the whole thing, but my guess is either that it's SOP or it is just wrong.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)
It is, apparently, a requirement every time that an officer uses force. It's probably the only time in Austin where the DA isn't permitted to say no.
It's exactly the kind of stupid one would expect of Austin.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (ExV1e)
I feel like Palpatine, encouraging Trump to tap into his anger.
Posted by: Texican ette at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (SNf74)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: General Turgidson at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (koFAO)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:11 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (79pEw)
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Orange-Cranberry and Cherry-Blueberry
No Cherry Chocolate this year.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 07:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"
What if it turns out the Ayatollah's son is secretly a Grateful Dead fan?
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 07:11 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Qatar? Hardly know 'er! at March 03, 2026 07:11 PM (TbWk/)
Best Foods/Hellmans used to be my favorite till I discovered Dukes
Miracle Whip is for children, although my mom says it's the best for devilled eggs.
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 07:11 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (cntUY)
The Travis County DA is a Communist twink. This is why this is happening. People in the People’s Republic of Travis very cheerfully vote for him to be their DA.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 07:11 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2026 07:12 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:04 PM (79pEw)
Wait, you guys have a dish named after Haman? What about Mordecai?
Posted by: pookysgirl, very Gentile at March 03, 2026 07:12 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 07:12 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Some guy on the internet at March 03, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)
Yeah, somehow we went from the F-22... to the F-35?
But then.... we went from the F14, to F-15, to F16, to F18? because they didn't buy the F-17...
But 22 - 35 seems like a lot of missed prototypes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (lCppi)
Another great opportunity for me to chest thump on Fox News!!!
Posted by: Gov Greg Abbott at March 03, 2026 07:13 PM (hJH5n)
That must be specific to Austin. I've not heard about that anywhere else. Which means nothing 😃
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:13 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2026 07:13 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (REq0p)
The seduction of becoming the man "to make a difference." Destiny has called him to seize this moment, to become a historic iconoclast. He's the urbanized, preppy version of Lonesome Rhodes from "A Face in the Crowd."
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2026 07:13 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 07:14 PM (vFG9F)
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This guy's goose is cooked. Even if he isn't an agent, Mossad
will claim he is.
Posted by: Cosda at March 03, 2026 07:14 PM (/GQc+)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (mP0Kj)
Why are you censoring Tucker, this is cancel culture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 07:14 PM (BI5O2)
I can't access the whole thing, but my guess is either that it's SOP or it is just wrong.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)
It is, apparently, a requirement every time that an officer uses force. It's probably the only time in Austin where the DA isn't permitted to say no.
It's exactly the kind of stupid one would expect of Austin.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (ExV1e)
Forget it, Jake. It's Austintown.
Posted by: It is a gay and retarded place at March 03, 2026 07:14 PM (TbWk/)
In the last election, about 45% of eligible voters cast ballots - mostly Democrat (we live in the district which just recently put a Dem in a previously solid Republican seat).I've NEVER seen the level of people voting like this - it's crazy.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 03, 2026 07:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 07:15 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 07:15 PM (RIvkX)
Iran muslims think arabs are weak willed and if there is chaos in their cities they will tell the Americans to back off.
Iran knows it can not stop the USA, but they think the arabs can. Israel has no reason to bomb the gulf states.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 07:15 PM (/WT6b)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and
Why are you censoring Tucker, this is cancel culture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 07:15 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 07:15 PM (HYqoK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 07:03 PM (gVUi7)
'That boy needs a dose o' this actin' medicine.'
-Grannie Hawkins
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 07:15 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (lCppi)
Another great opportunity for me to chest thump on Fox News!!!
Posted by: Gov Greg Abbott at March 03, 2026 07:13 PM (hJH5n)
Maybe, but I'll still take him any day over the governors of either of my previous home states.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 07:16 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 07:16 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (mP0Kj)
Why are you censoring Tucker, this is cancel culture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 07:14 PM (BI5O2)
There is no freedom of speech, in Qatar...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 07:14 PM (vFG9F)
You mean the Shah of Iran and Non-Iran Rubio?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 07:16 PM (8avO+)
I have no idea how any Leftist hell hole can possible hire any good cops who actually want to do the job.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 03, 2026 07:16 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 06:57 PM (mP0Kj)
Why are you censoring Tucker, this is cancel culture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 07:14 PM (BI5O2)
There is no freedom of speech, in Qatar...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)
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But, really?
Defamation of character for a spook agency?
"Hey! We didn't do THAT dirty trick!"
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 07:17 PM (Fi81e)
The rest was just playing to the crowd, and conservatives are an easy lay.
Hell anyone that would cash a regular paycheck from Fox News is at the very least majorly suspect. It was always there to be seen. But no one wants to believe that last night's fella isn't going to call.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2026 07:18 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: Way to perpetuate stereotypes at March 03, 2026 07:18 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 07:19 PM (snZF9)
logical and sure beats spaghetti in chili
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 07:19 PM (8uzBS)
Presumably the GJ will just say, "nah, bro" quickly and the DA can check it off their todo list.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 07:20 PM (gVUi7)
ROTFLMAO!!!
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 07:20 PM (ovdkm)
I feel like Palpatine, encouraging Trump to tap into his anger.
Posted by: Texican ette at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (SNf74)
maybe we can get the Azores out of it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 07:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Way to perpetuate stereotypes at March 03, 2026 07:18 PM (TbWk/)
She could have a legit future at Waffle House.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 07:20 PM (wVcYX)
And over on reddit, they are claiming that the "property of allah" guy is a false flag. They claim that no true muslim would wear such a hoodie.
(They seem ok with the murder and stuff, but the allah's name on a hoodie is unforgivable.)
Seriously, the marxists want to think that islam really is the religion of peace. They are irredeemable.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 07:21 PM (/WT6b)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 07:21 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: pookysgirl, very Gentile at March 03, 2026 07:12 PM (Wt5PA)
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A 3-sided fruit tart shaped like the hat worn by Haman and his followers.
Mordecai has no eponymous pastries.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 07:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 03, 2026 07:21 PM (pduCL)
Rubio is one of those guys who got his perfect job at just the time he was ready for it. I'd be happy to see him stay in the job past Trump. He's doing an excellent job.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 07:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cow Demon
Home made is tricky, but worth it. I used to love Hellman's. The love affair is over...
Posted by: MkY at March 03, 2026 07:22 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:22 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 07:15 PM (HYqoK)
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This comment is comedy gold, especially since that's your regular nic.
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:23 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 07:23 PM (pDt9x)
(They seem ok with the murder and stuff, but the allah's name on a hoodie is unforgivable.)
Seriously, the marxists want to think that islam really is the religion of peace. They are irredeemable.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 07:21 PM (/WT6b)
Terrorism Supporter Hasan Piker was embarrassed to find out that after calling that hoodie proof it was a false flag operation, someone found a picture of Hasan Piker wearing that same hoodie in black.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 07:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 07:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 06:53 PM (8uzBS)
I’ve seen em do it man, they fucking drown em in that shit.
Posted by: Vincent Vega at March 03, 2026 07:07 PM (hJH5n)
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I dunno, man. Fries go pretty well with Hidden Valley Buttermilk Ranch.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 07:23 PM (rj6Yv)
They died in the streets chanting Javid Shah. They are going to make the choice they want.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:24 PM (+nEug)
“Sad but true, in Austin the Wren Collective requires the DA to have a Grand Jury consider charges every time a police officer uses force. And the DA completely controls the Grand Jury & decides what evidence they see and what they’re prohibited from seeing.”
I bet this will change soon.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 07:25 PM (lCppi)
No Cherry Chocolate this year.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 07:11 PM (RIvkX)
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Still, it's obvious that your wife loves you.
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:25 PM (79pEw)
“The United States Navy, now in the midst of a record expansion program and recently placed on a war footing with full personnel manning the ships of three fleets, has at this time no superior in the world. . . . On any comparable basis, the United States Navy is second to none”
Secretary of the Navy, published in The New York Times; Sunday, December 7th 1941
Posted by: Common Tater at March 03, 2026 07:25 PM (nn1Cr)
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 07:25 PM (8uzBS)
They died in the streets chanting Javid Shah. They are going to make the choice they want.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:24 PM (+nEug)
Our job now is to let. them.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 07:25 PM (pDt9x)
Ayatollah Khomenei's manual of Islamic law, the Tahrir al-Wasilah. Page 229, Volume 3: ''Intercourse with a woman is not allowed unless she attains the age of nine years, regardless whether the marriage is permanent or temporary. There is, however, no objection in other sexual enjoyments like touching lasciviously, hugging and rubbing the thighs, even with a suckling infant.''
As Allie Beth Stuckey goes on to explain:
According to his interpretation of Islamic law below, there should be no punishment for raping a girl under 9, and it is no sin to molest even an infant. He goes on to say that if a man rapes his child bride and her genitals tear completely, she may still be considered his wife and he may still have complete rights to her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (HYqoK)
A central Indiana school district has reportedly agreed to pay over half a million dollars to a former music teacher who resigned after refusing to call transgender students by their preferred names and pronouns.
Court records show the Brownsburg Community School Corporation has agreed to settle a lawsuit with John Kluge. The Alliance Defending Freedom, the group representing Kluge in court, said the district agreed to pay $650,000 and retrain senior staff on religious discrimination.
A former orchestra teacher at Brownsburg High School, Kluge resigned in 2018 after a policy change required staff to use students’ preferred names and pronouns. Despite multiple rulings in the district’s favor, officials said they agreed to a settlement rather than continue with litigation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (FhXTo)
“The United States Navy, now in the midst of a record expansion program and recently placed on a war footing with full personnel manning the ships of three fleets, has at this time no superior in the world. . . . On any comparable basis, the United States Navy is second to none”
Secretary of the Navy, published in The New York Times; Sunday, December 7th 1941
Posted by: Common Tater at March 03, 2026 07:25 PM (nn1Cr)
It took a while but the Navy proved him correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (ExV1e)
All that's left for me to do now is go on The Hajj and detonate a car bomb in Israel.
Posted by: Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, Jew Hater at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (Ksqrb)
Evil retards
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (RIvkX)
...........
Trump prying Rubio out of the McCain shitheap he was wallowing in, before he started to stink of it, was quite possibly the best thing to ever happen to him.. His current position in Trump's admin is a close second. Every time Rubio stands up, he can feel his spine thanks to MAGA.. He is welcome for it..
Posted by: General Turgidson at March 03, 2026 07:27 PM (koFAO)
Posted by: Cow Demon
Home made is tricky, but worth it. I used to love Hellman's. The love affair is over...
Posted by: MkY
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It takes willpower for me not to eat the ajinomoto mayo out of the container.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 07:27 PM (/WT6b)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)
I have seen that.
Up close.
In my own house and at the table.
She can be weird.
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 07:28 PM (8uzBS)
Used to be a pub around here that made an excellent bacon cheeseburger, emphasis on the bacon, with a special spicy mayo they created. Came with hand-cut fries.
Always got extra mayo for the fries. It was the shizz.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 07:28 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at March 03, 2026 07:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 07:28 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 07:28 PM (sl73Y)
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Every Cop in Travis County should immediately quit en masse.
Fuck the fucking Leftist Death Cult ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 03, 2026 07:29 PM (H+zHM)
Posted by: Tuna at March 03, 2026 07:29 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 07:26 PM (HYqoK)
Darn, Jon Stewart's derision is some of the highest praise I know. Now I'm torn...!
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 07:29 PM (lCppi)
"A person can perform the act of intercourse with animals such as sheep, cows, ewes, camels, and so on. However, after performing this act and reaching the peak of sexual pleasure (orgasm), he must kill that animal.
"But in contrast to this, it has been stated that: In the case of intercourse (vati), the meat of that animal should not be sold in the same village (location). Although selling its meat to another village (location) is permissible/appropriate."
Khomeini, Tahrir al-Wasilah, Volume Four, Dar al-Ilm, Qom, Iran, 1369 (solar Hijri / 1990–1991).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2026 07:29 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:25 PM (79pEw)
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Tolerates, loves, 6, 7, 6, 7...depends on the day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 07:29 PM (RIvkX)
logical and sure beats spaghetti in chili
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 07:19 PM (8uzBS)
Spaghetti in chili is just a thin chili-mac.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 07:29 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 07:28 PM (sl73Y)
Me neither, but she's apparently more powerful than the CIA and Mossad.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 07:30 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Beverly at March 03, 2026 07:30 PM (reMys)
I'm not one to get into the food wars but Ranch dressing, in all its forms, has got to be one of the most vile concoctions ever created.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:30 PM (ExV1e)
Thought so.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 07:30 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)
I've been on a grand jury. A case being presented means a prosecutor is trying to charge somebody with a crime, potentially putting them on trial (short of a plea deal). It's well beyond simply investigating a police shooting to determine if it was justified. It means that some lunatic DA has decided that it was NOT justified, and wants to punish the cops involved.
On top of that, it doesn't seem like there's been enough time to even properly analyze any evidence that there might be. Witch hunt.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 07:30 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:31 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 07:28 PM (sl73Y)
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Widow of Sheldon Adelson, the billionaire Vegas gambling tycoon and staunch Trump supporter (both husband and wife)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 07:31 PM (C7do+)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 07:28 PM (sl73Y)
Apparently, a rich Jewish lady who gives money to Republicans. So... the debil.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:31 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: mrp
My wife's.
Or mine, when I remember patience.
Posted by: MkY at March 03, 2026 07:32 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 07:32 PM (rj6Yv)
I didn’t buy the bullshit for one minute but it was disheartening to see some of my colleagues get so starry eyed over it
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos
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Always found the Chinese Martha Stewart to be interesting -
We joke about Martha raining a baby goat, growing food for it, milking it to make a small cheese for a salad or something like that... the Chinese one they try to show her building sheds, pottery, harvesting grain... a cheese!!!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 07:33 PM (/lPRQ)
I can't access the whole thing, but my guess is either that it's SOP or it is just wrong.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)
And that meme photo of the black smoke shows Tehran, i think, and not Qom. Still funny shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 07:33 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Small World at March 03, 2026 07:33 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 07:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Qatar State Security
As a recovering cabinetmaker, you'd be amazed at what one can do with a few handscrews or a vise attached to a particular point of interest.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 07:34 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 07:15 PM (/WT6b)
Iran has lost central command over its "dispersed" forces, and the isolated commands are working off the last plans they got to seek revenge
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)
I love the casino business...
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 07:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:35 PM (cntUY)
I can't access the whole thing, but my guess is either that it's SOP or it is just wrong.
Posted by: LASue at March 03
It's SOP which presumes an honest prosecutor DA, not a progessive leftist manipulator like they got.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 07:35 PM (sl73Y)
I don't know what the local laws are but every police force I am aware of benches a cop who has been in a shooting and there's an inquiry if the shooting was justified or not, possibly more if it was lethal. Its kind of like how British Navy captains were always court martialed if they lost their ship, no matter how it happened. It was a formality in most cases, they just wanted to make sure it was not done out of cowardice, incompetence, or malice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2026 07:35 PM (PYyV9)
"But in contrast to this, it has been stated that: In the case of intercourse (vati), the meat of that animal should not be sold in the same village (location). Although selling its meat to another village (location) is permissible/appropriate."
Khomeini, Tahrir al-Wasilah, Volume Four, Dar al-Ilm, Qom, Iran, 1369 (solar Hijri / 1990–1991).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2026 07:29 PM (PYyV9)
Hey, I got a great name for a halal butcher shop,
Meat From A Different Village
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 07:35 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 07:35 PM (GD0B3)
I suspect the arabs in qatar are considering waterboarding him for his loose tongue.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 07:36 PM (gVUi7)
In the before, times
After FOX ousted Tucker
I followed his channel
His cheese has long slid off the cracker
but he was the first I heard mentioning caliphate
Mea culpa
Posted by: kactus at March 03, 2026 07:36 PM (twS2i)
Posted by: Ben Had
Ooh. Gonna have to try that this summer.
Posted by: MkY at March 03, 2026 07:36 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Known As Best Foods West of the Rockies at March 03, 2026 07:36 PM (nn1Cr)
We joke about Martha raining a baby goat, growing food for it, milking it to make a small cheese for a salad or something like that... the Chinese one they try to show her building sheds, pottery, harvesting grain... a cheese!!!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 07:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Can the Chinese Joanna Gaines pronounce shiplap?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 07:37 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Brooklyn Native Here at March 03, 2026 07:37 PM (oftw2)
———
Has other names too
Posted by: Known As Best Foods
Kroger's version is good too.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: kactus at March 03, 2026 07:37 PM (twS2i)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Those fries can't be dipped. They're like thicker ramen noodles.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2026 07:38 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 07:38 PM (cYBz/)
Wren pushes for a world where everyone—not just those with money and power—can live healthy, safe, and dignified lives.
https://wrencollective.org/
Why vote when a few racialist/socialist organizations can dictate public safety policy to local, state & federal government?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:38 PM (6ydKt)
I do like mayo on most types of sandwiches.
Posted by: Opinion fact
I really dislike the taste of Mayonnaise so Miracle Whip it is for me.
Posted by: Tuna at March 03, 2026 07:38 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Hmmmmm. I used a Frosty as a dip. Seriously good.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 07:39 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 03, 2026 07:39 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 03, 2026 07:39 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 07:39 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2026 07:40 PM (E0p3T)
@trbrtc
·
4h
What you're looking at is not a sunrise — it's the Russian LNG tanker ARCTIC METAGAZ (IMO 924314
struck by a massive explosion in the Mediterranean this morning. Photographed by crew aboard a merchant vessel, via Vanguard Tech.Posted by: 13times at March 03, 2026 07:40 PM (ycPkM)
I mean, you can see from the still, there's no "good light" for that mug. But I meant figuratively.
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 07:40 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2026 07:08 PM (VWtfl)
I expect they'd be quite happy to be an American Protectorate. Left to their own devices, and nice annual lease payment for Diego Garcia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 07:40 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:40 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: MkY at March 03, 2026 07:40 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Tuna at March 03, 2026 07:38 PM (lJ0H4)
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Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise as Cool Whip is to whipped cream.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 03, 2026 07:41 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2026 07:41 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos
Some of them also get honeypotted and compromised. Especially if they are closeted homosexuals.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 07:41 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Tonypete
That's sick! You can't mix metaphors like that.
Posted by: Bureau Of Compliance at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: MkY at March 03, 2026 07:40 PM (q6tQZ)
Aren't most of the people west of the Rockies lunatics?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: banana Dream
Some other name options:
No Pork, No Problem
Halal Boys Gone Wild
Mecca Me Daddy
Ramadan Ram-rod
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Hillary at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (YdTMg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: DOGGFISH at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (yYs4P)
Posted by: kingsman at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (ehY6c)
This dickhead is as nutty as Fuentes.
Sachs just has more credentials.
He almost single-handedly destroyed Russia's economy in the 90s when they let him in to advise them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 07:43 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Tonypete
That's what my grandson does.
Posted by: Tuna at March 03, 2026 07:43 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: banana Dream
Some other name options:
No Pork, No Problem
Halal Boys Gone Wild
Mecca Me Daddy
Ramadan Ram-rod
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (cYBz/)
Jihad Me, Daddy
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: MkY at March 03, 2026 07:40 PM (q6tQZ)
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Yep, same stuff. Even the labels look identical. Kinda like what Aldi's does, only Best Foods is the real deal.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 03, 2026 07:43 PM (3ImbR)
Ok, so that fat bowl of f*ck is senile as well as corrupt.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 03, 2026 07:43 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: kingsman at March 03, 2026 07:44 PM (ehY6c)
This dickhead is as nutty as Fuentes.
Sachs just has more credentials.
He almost single-handedly destroyed Russia's economy in the 90s when they let him in to advise them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (6ydKt)
Has he got a Nobel in Economics?
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Enron Advisor at March 03, 2026 07:45 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: banana Dream
Tossed Saladin
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:45 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 03, 2026 07:39 PM (3ImbR)
Hellmann's is tolerable if the store is out of Duke's.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)
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"East Plano Islamic Center (EPIC) City, Texas, FTW!"
/Democrat-Communists
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 03, 2026 07:45 PM (YMsBZ)
..............
They might want to hold on to some of that ordinance for the sectarian, inter-factional fighting that is brewing on their horizon.. At the rate they are losing 'leaders', the surviving 'pragmatic' IRGC lowlife will likely become regional/factional warlords, selling each other out to the Mossad to get them killed, so they can seize more territory and build their power. That would be a fitting end to those scumbags..
Posted by: General Turgidson at March 03, 2026 07:46 PM (koFAO)
Posted by: torabora at March 03, 2026 07:46 PM (YdTMg)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 03, 2026 07:46 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 07:38 PM (cYBz/)
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As they should. Mayonnaise should not have sugar in it.
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:46 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 07:46 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: JackStraw
There's one in Highland IN. It's' ok. Lots of different infusions vs. different oil types.
Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2026 07:47 PM (FhXTo)
A State Department spokesperson told the Daily Caller that the 32-year-old suspect, Jared Llamado of McLean, Virginia, was working for the department at the time of the alleged stabbing and his death.
We probably need common sense . . . Something control.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)
What ever happened to that tire burner, the Admiral Kustonev or what ever the fuck the russians called it.
Left a big, black plume wherever it sailed...hilarious.
Posted by: Deck Ape at March 03, 2026 07:47 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Enron Advisor at March 03, 2026 07:45 PM (wVcYX)
The Nobel ain't what it used to be, right Paul?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:47 PM (6ydKt)
This dickhead is as nutty as Fuentes.
Sachs just has more credentials.
He almost single-handedly destroyed Russia's economy in the 90s when they let him in to advise them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:42 PM (6ydKt)
Has he got a Nobel in Economics?
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Enron Advisor at March 03, 2026 07:45 PM (wVcYX)
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Can we send both of you to Chy-na?
/It's too late for Califzuela ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 03, 2026 07:47 PM (YMsBZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:48 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 07:02 PM (3uBP9)
Send them on Alone.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 03, 2026 07:49 PM (tOcjL)
The mob has been busted in Italy making "olive oil" by packaging ordinary vegetable oil in fancy bottles claiming to be extra virgin olive oil, for fancy prices.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2026 07:49 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:49 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)
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Duke's is okay. More vinegar-y and not as creamy. But okay. Waaaaay better than Miracle Whip.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 03, 2026 07:49 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2026 07:50 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 07:46 PM (gVUi7)
HA! MW is beyond mayo.
Posted by: Count de Monet, #TeamHellman's at March 03, 2026 07:50 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Joan Lunden For A Place For Mom at March 03, 2026 07:50 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)
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Common-Sense Assault-Bureaucrat Control.
Have they blamed Trump yet?
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 03, 2026 07:50 PM (YMsBZ)
A State Department spokesperson told the Daily Caller that the 32-year-old suspect, Jared Llamado of McLean, Virginia, was working for the department at the time of the alleged stabbing and his death.
We probably need common sense . . . Something control.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)
Common sense llama control.
Llamado, more like llamadon't.
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: THE DONALD at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Tuna at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Qatar State Security
As a recovering cabinetmaker, you'd be amazed at what one can do with a few handscrews or a vise attached to a particular point of interest.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 07:34 PM (cYBz/)
Yup, not to mention building an iron maiden out of scrap.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (snZF9)
What do you cooks think of that brand?
It ain't cheap.
Comes in the squeeze bottle and tastes pretty good to me since I started using it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: General Turgidson at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (koFAO)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 07:38 PM (cYBz/)
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Uses my what?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (u73oe)
(The gimmick is no soybean oil.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s)
The mob has been busted in Italy making "olive oil" by packaging ordinary vegetable oil in fancy bottles claiming to be extra virgin olive oil, for fancy prices.
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Pikers.
Posted by: Anthony "Tino" De Angelis at March 03, 2026 07:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Tuna at March 03, 2026 07:52 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:49 PM (+nEug)
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*fistbump*
I've been a connoisseur of mayo and mayo sandwiches since around the first grade due to having a brother who would take the meat out of everyone's lunch sandwiches and stack it in his own surreptitiously in the middle of the night.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 07:06 PM (pAy1S)
As of campaign ads the night before the Texas primary, Jasmine had dropped her ghetto patois, and Talarico was frankly scary in one commercial and promising not to be a democrat in another.
Posted by: Advo at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (jO4mz)
Have they blamed Trump yet?
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 03, 2026 07:50 PM (YMsBZ)
I'm thinking he was a Biden layover.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Brooklyn Native Here at March 03, 2026 07:37 PM (oftw2)
*****
Word
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (YdTMg)
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Tuna at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (lJ0H4)
We used to eat it a lot on sandwiches when I was a kid.
I'm not big on mayo or Miracle Whip, but I tend to prefer mayo now if I use it because it's not as sweet as MW.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)
https://youtube.com/shorts/
wQb-6uIVEb4?si=YwR7lhxm
WSaQj8aD
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:48 PM (2WIwB)
Most times he looks like he can't figure out if he farted or shit his pants.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2026 07:49 PM (PYyV9)
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I wonder if you'd get a fatwah on your head if you came out with a "72 Extra Virgins Olive Oil" brand? Maybe market it as "KABOOM!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (YMsBZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Accomac at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (KQ27X)
I like The Tony Kinnett Cast. He has described Hakeem Jeffries as a combination of Obama and William Shatner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 07:56 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:56 PM (ExV1e)
"In the end this move by Trump is yet another example of him no longer allowing someone outside of the US to cash checks that our military (the US Navy) underwrites.
"We have supplied the defense network for global oil shipping for decades. Everyone bitching about the US’s attacks on Iran today owes that iPhone or Samsung Galaxy in their hand to the US Navy (like it or not).
"The UK, through Lloyds and other insurance firms, have reaped the benefits of this and now, at a time we determined as critical, they enabled these nuclear blackmailers cover to hold the entire global economy hostage.
"Sorry, not sorry. If we’re underwriting those insurance contracts, our navy should get paid for the work."
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 07:56 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Philip Nolan at March 03, 2026 07:57 PM (1kQia)
Posted by: Advo at March 03, 2026 08:01 PM (jO4mz)
Posted by: 13times
Any survivors?
/
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 08:01 PM (/lPRQ)
The DA Garza now saying no GJ and officers cleared.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 08:04 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 08:17 PM (LHPAg)
They have ceased all production
Primary customers are Europe and S Kira and Japan
US natural gas and gasoline prices shooting up
US customers pay the global gasoline price. Gas will be shipped to the highest bidder
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 03, 2026 08:32 PM (TmVcs)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 03, 2026 08:41 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 08:51 PM (hJH5n)
Yeah. He another deep state rat.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 04, 2026 02:01 AM (IV+J7)
Posted by: MLCross at March 04, 2026 08:35 AM (Q2MxE)
Trump: I Told Scott Bessent to Cut Off All Trade with Spain
He says that Spain wouldn't let us use our bases in Spain, but then adds: "We could have used the bases, we could have just used them, no one's going to say anything about it."
In other words: Just try stopping us, Spain.BREAKING:
— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) March 3, 2026
Trump stated that the U.S. is cutting off trade with Spain over the decision by Sánchez’s far-left government to ban the use of Spanish military bases for strikes on Iran.
"So we're going to cut off all trade with Spain. We don't want anything to do with Spain."
🇪🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/pEJTVQpkG8
Donald Trump: "Barack Hussein Obama made maybe the worst deal I’ve ever seen because he gave all power in the Middle East to Iran."pic.twitter.com/fzArK0DIwj
— Joe Rogan Podcast News (@joeroganhq) March 3, 2026
LOL:
Ohhh. @JDVance did it.
— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) March 2, 2026
They hate JD. They don’t ever want him to be President. So now that they fucked up so bad and they are getting our military members killed for Israel, it’s JD’s fault.
Not Trump’s fault. Or any of the neocons screaming 24/7 in his ear.
What’s the truth? https://t.co/uzbzn6tC2i
You may be the most ridiculous person to ever exist in this site.
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 3, 2026
This is you two month ago. https://t.co/R31RUWRJBG pic.twitter.com/VMkTd3ccBe
Hillary Clinton in 2008: "I want the Iranians to know that if I am president, we will attack Iran."pic.twitter.com/9uBy7gqJfz
— Joe Rogan Podcast News (@joeroganhq) March 2, 2026
In 2011, Nancy Pelosi stood next to Defense Secretary Robert Gates and defended President Barack Obama’s decision to launch airstrikes in Libya without a congressional vote.
— Jammles (@jammles9) March 2, 2026
She said Obama, as Commander in Chief, had the authority to act. She described it as limited military… pic.twitter.com/4ySevZ3HCS
NEW: I asked House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) about Nancy Pelosi saying in 2011 that President Obama didn't need Congressional approval to bomb Libya, but Dems now say President Trump needs approval to bomb Iran?
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) March 3, 2026
Jeffries said Iran is "very different" & told me "I… pic.twitter.com/SkLr1R5wr1
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Accomac at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 05:49 PM (sl73Y)
"Nightmare at 1600 PA Avenue"....
Starring Kami " Cackle" Harris and Timmy "Iron Maiden" Walz and also Co starring Iran with 5 Nukes..
Watch Tel Avi go up in smoke and NYC hit by a "Mostly Peaceful" Nuke from Iran
Forget about Global Warming and Hello to Nuclear Winter....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 03, 2026 05:49 PM (esdTW)
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 05:51 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 05:53 PM (gtcuf)
Tough competition, but he is in it.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 05:53 PM (sl73Y)
In my religion, no woman shall wear the veil except MTG, and she gets a gag too.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 05:53 PM (gKWVE)
Y'know, effectively.
He's killing too many elites and not enough peasants. They wanted more dead peasants.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 03, 2026 05:53 PM (a+4eV)
Seriously though, the Spanish government is a disaster. It maintains power by partnering with regionalists who explicitly want to break away from Spain.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (GSy5R)
If so, I hope we give 'em the Subic Bay treatment.
A guy I used to know was involved in that. All windows smashed, plumbing ripped out, refrigerator and air conditioning coils stabbed...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (pDt9x)
Madrid could have leased it to the US.
But no, they gotta virtue signal.
Let's pull out of Rota and Torrejon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (2GVsD)
...has anyone ever seen the movie,"Primer". That vince vaughn movie looks like, "What if Primer was a comedy?"
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 05:53 PM (sl73Y)
That's racist!
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Delurke
I'm thinking that to ask the question is to answer it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (e1mwr)
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again.
Posted by: Quint at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (pDt9x)
What, olives and corks, maybe? Do they even produce anything else? Maybe some minerals, but I think their biggest mines were played out centuries ago.
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (RDpV/)
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I'm proud to say that I haven't concluded either of those things, although I did challenge you for tapping out early on some Trump stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (2qP/b)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (pDt9x)
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Mainly on the plain.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (HYqoK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:58 PM (2GVsD)
The key to getting Portugal's cooperation on anything is to manipulate Spain into supporting the other side.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 05:58 PM (IG3/x)
Om.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 05:58 PM (lz2si)
Fuck!
Me and my stepdaughter are both olive eating machines. This one's gonna sting.
One more reason to hate Communists.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: With garrett's Vespa and ace pushing at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m)
- Vaccines, blood, antisera, toxins, cultures and packaged medicines. In Spain there are large pharmaceutical companies whose export capacity has grown in recent years.
Ok, I won't miss those.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (gtcuf)
Seriously though, the Spanish government is a disaster. It maintains power by partnering with regionalists who explicitly want to break away from Spain.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (GSy5R)
Didn't he just give the vote to some 50000 or more illegal immigrants?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:58 PM (2GVsD)
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Yup. And definitely not an "immanent threat" which the Dems are insisting that is the only legitimate use for military when Republicans control the executive.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (8rJWF)
Posted by: Delurke
I'm thinking that to ask the question is to answer it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (a+4eV)
My pet theory, backed up with some evidence as to how things turned out, is that Italy and France wanted to knock Libya off so they could take over the oil concessions and rape the shit out of them without paying anything to the locals but peanuts. (which is exactly what happened)
They cozied up to Hillary and convinced her that it would also look real good on her resume, and they'd make it worth her while in other ways, too. Because of course they needed US muscle to make it happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (/QdgR)
As one would expect, it doesn't make him look macho. It makes him look like a gay dude who went on a drug and alcohol binge and slept under bridges for about a week.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (IG3/x)
A lot of those invaders are, of course, Muslims.
After Spain's history with Islam that any leader there would do this is just crazy traitorous and almost unbelievable, but here we are.
Fuck 'em until they learn this lesson the hard way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (2WIwB)
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JRE Podcast is NOTICING things they are not ALLOWED to NOTICE!!
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (IG3/x)
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Whoa. Sounds like someone whose house has been foreclosed on.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (lz2si)
Posted by: Reforger at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (njT/n)
Not exactly breaking news. They hate all of us.
I find hating them right back works for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (rj6Yv)
They are lost.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (2WIwB)
I don't think she's pushing Vance. She's just grasping at another straw to flail Trump with.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Emir Sanchez at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (2qP/b)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (YRXS4)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
There's a place you can go, young man, when you're short on your dough.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (gKWVE)
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You know who gets to make those decisions?
NOT FUCKING YOU!
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (1fC18)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (Sokdp)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:56 PM (pDt9x)
Man I can't keep up on all the new fetishes. And there's no buzzfeed to provide,
20 new fetishes that you haven't heard of.
Number 12 will surprise you!
Posted by: banana Dream - Number 12 is a banana Dream fancier at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (0sNs1)
A lot of those invaders are, of course, Muslims.
After Spain's history with Islam that any leader there would do this is just crazy traitorous and almost unbelievable, but here we are.
Fuck 'em until they learn this lesson the hard way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (6ydKt)
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POUM has finally won.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (lz2si)
We should say we'll recognize it as free and independent.
Unless Madrid wants the Iran Option?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 06:03 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 06:03 PM (HYqoK)
Nothing but contempt from Spain.
May their King change the Spanish government. But he won't.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 06:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (Sokdp)
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It was in the mix, IIRC.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (YRXS4)
===
Tennessee country ham >>>> jamon
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 06:03 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (wVcYX)
I fucking hate Spanish rice. My mother made it all the fucking time when I was a little and I was forced to eat massive amounts of it so she wouldn't rage out. You had to clean your plate even that meant eating 150% of an adult size portion at the age of 6 and feeling like vomiting after.
Posted by: Childhood trauma with tomato sauce at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (TbWk/)
They cozied up to Hillary and convinced her that it would also look real good on her resume, and they'd make it worth her while in other ways, too. Because of course they needed US muscle to make it happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (/QdgR)
About the same time we got involved in the Oil fields in Syria and started destabilizing the area. Which didn't turn out too well for anyone.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (2GVsD)
tinyurl.com/yexufnej
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (gKWVE)
Pretend to be friends then they'll con ya
They cut off our bases
Trump spit in their faces
And now they'll get fucked like Melania
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (Sokdp)
***************************
Arab Spring started in 2011 in Tunisia with a successful revolution ousting a dictatorship, then spread to several other countries. Syria ended up in long-term civil war, while Egypt had its dictator ousted but the military reasserted control a few years later.
In Libya, the rebels against Gaddhafi would have lost without Western intervention.
Posted by: My at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (2qP/b)
Stop.
Just stop.
Just how fu*king stupid do these assholes think people are?
NOBODY sways President Trump to do anything.
He will listen to different staff input, then make a decision. But Vance...as good as he is, and I will vote for him in 2028, didn't sway President Trump. Trump is his own man.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (2WIwB)
"President Trump says US government will backstop war insurance for all shipping in the Persian Gulf."
Nice insurance business you and Lloyd's has, Starmer. It would be a shame if something happened to it.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (LHPAg)
It's sort of this Post-WWII paradigm...but we somehow forget that half these countries we fought in WWII.
Or refused to fight themselves.
And have been poking us in the eye ever since.
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (2qP/b)
ace's centrisim is a clear betrayal of MAGA
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (vSvIl)
Madrid could have leased it to the US.
But no, they gotta virtue signal.
Let's pull out of Rota and Torrejon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (2GVsD)
The Spanish were pricks back in the day of that Behind Enemy Lines movie.
The NATO naval commander, who told Gene Hackman to stand down, was a Spaniard
So fuck those guys sideways
***and even if it wasn't "true to life" ... fuck 'em anyways, living off a reputation that got sunk in the English Channel back in 1588***
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Childhood trauma with tomato sauce at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (TbWk/)
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* whistles *
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (Fi81e)
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Both the Basques and the Catalans fuss that way.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (lz2si)
5 Did we ever get an explanation as to why Killary bombed Libya and took out Ghadaffy, who had been behaving himself (and not so secretly helping US intelligence) for years?
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 05:53 PM (gtcuf)
Quadaffy had to be punished for abandoning his WMD programs in the face of the Bush GWOT, and thereby validating the latter.
Obama had to make sure that no international strongmen ever gave in to Republicans ever again.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (jYRYu)
OK, there's no telling how long this madness will last.
I read a couple years ago that there's a breed of olive tree that, with enough TLC, will grow in Zone 7.
Time to get cracking.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 06:06 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Miguel Maria Jimenez Olazabal Jackson at March 03, 2026 06:06 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 06:06 PM (rj6Yv)
They are too busy being soccer fags to matter.
Posted by: Accomac at March 03, 2026 06:06 PM (/Chlc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:06 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 06:06 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 06:01 PM (YRXS4)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
jamon
Posted by: Michael Jackson - Hee hee at March 03, 2026 06:06 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 03, 2026 06:02 PM (Sokdp)
That started in Tunisia, spread and eventually Obama, Hillary, and the EU took an opportunity to remove the Ghadaffi thorn from their side.
His final mistake was threatening to end the deal he had with the EU on stopping migrant boats from heading across the Med, and stopping oil shipments as well.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (diia5)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: My at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (2qP/b)
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And Iran may have continued to kill thousands more citizens without it.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)
We have a book laying out wars in Spain...
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (qyidn)
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (vSvIl)
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Left justification today, communism tomorrow!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (lz2si)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (GD0B3)
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Didn't they approve 1990s Gulf War?
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (qyidn)
Posted by: Or was that sarcastic? Meh. at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (TbWk/)
I got a Gulf Of Sidra Yacht Club patch after the Libya events of 1986. So you are the one that designed it?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (eIzlH)
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Probably due to the existence of NATO since 1949, with America's political establishment willing to overlook massive freeriding after the end of the Cold War resulted in most NATO members slashing their military budgets to a pittance.
Also due to the insistence of America's political establishment that there is such a thing as "Europe", actively promoting the development of the EU and its suppression of national identities.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (2qP/b)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (vSvIl)
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Left justification today, communism tomorrow!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (lz2si)
It's a slippery slope.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM
This man. He gets it.
Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at March 03, 2026 06:09 PM (0sNs1)
I guess the planes in Spain stay mainly in the plain. Or something like that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 06:09 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:09 PM (2GVsD)
I read a couple years ago that there's a breed of olive tree that, with enough TLC, will grow in Zone 7.
Time to get cracking.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 06:06 PM (BI5O2)
You could probably make a gummy and infuse it with brine to make your erzatz olives.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:09 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 06:09 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 03, 2026 06:09 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 06:09 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 06:10 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Accomac at March 03, 2026 06:10 PM (/Chlc)
Posted by: runner
Two REAL wars. Korea & Vietnam.
And a bunch of little shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 06:10 PM (tY81A)
Posted by: Petey Peyronie at March 03, 2026 06:11 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at March 03, 2026 06:11 PM (0sNs1)
"So we're going to cut off all trade with Spain. We don't want anything to do with Spain."
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No merecemos a este hombre.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 06:11 PM (RIvkX)
It's sort of this Post-WWII paradigm...but we somehow forget that half these countries we fought in WWII.
Or refused to fight themselves.
And have been poking us in the eye ever since.
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (eIzlH)
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Don't forget that America was founded to get away from those assholes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2026 06:11 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (IifOV)
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You also have to have an aware constituency who doesn't believe everything you say because their side said it.
The Dems know they don't have a shot of reining Trump in, this is more create-a-kerfuffle to get Pubs to cave or get nervous, or waffle in some way.
They're not in majority in either house, they definitely can't survive a veto. It's simple posturing to put the word out there that this is "Illegal" and Trump is acting "illegally".
The country is taking military action and they are trying to secure the upcoming midterms.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (3uBP9)
They already made a comedy version of Primer. It's called "Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie" and it's in theaters now.
Posted by: Max Power at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (2GVsD)
It’s like video technology didn’t exist five years ago. Ret@rds that support the dhimms couldn’t care less anyway. It’s all very tiresome, but it’ll only get worse until the midterm elections.
Posted by: Unkaren at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (YrwX5)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (GD0B3)
It's sort of this Post-WWII paradigm...but we somehow forget that half these countries we fought in WWII.
Or refused to fight themselves.
And have been poking us in the eye ever since.
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (eIzlH)
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Don't forget that America was founded to get away from those assholes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2026 06:11 PM (ESVrU)
And the weaker their army the more annoying they all get.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Spain at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Quiet? Or just super busy?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (tY81A)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 06:07 PM (qyidn)
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And learn English from them, too, apparently.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (Fi81e)
I guess the planes in Spain stay mainly in the plain. Or something like that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 06:09 PM (kgE5c)
By Jove, I think he's got it!
Posted by: Rex Harrrison at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (0sNs1)
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In Ace of Spades' time of greatest peril...
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (2qP/b)
Posted by: Corned Beef, FTW at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:14 PM (2GVsD)
It's sort of this Post-WWII paradigm...but we somehow forget that half these countries we fought in WWII.
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (eIzlH)
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After the Marshall Plan we were pot-committed. Pretty much that simple.
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 06:14 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 06:14 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 03, 2026 06:14 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: MikeN at March 03, 2026 06:14 PM (xdkTY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (2GVsD)
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That's the Guardia Civil.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 06:14 PM (lz2si)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
They seem to deploy JD when they have to thrash the Europeans.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:14 PM (8avO+)
Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been appointed Iran's new Supreme Leader.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (2GVsD)
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That's the Guardia Civil.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 06:14 PM (lz2si)
And actually ... you do not want to mess with them. They will shoot you !
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (3sXRv)
It’s like video technology didn’t exist five years ago.
Posted by: Unkaren at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (YrwX5)
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The American public has no functional memory.
Or if they do, I won't know about it until the midterms show reality peeking out behind the media veil.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (tY81A)
One doesn't preclude the other. Trump is super busy- but never quiet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: MikeN at March 03, 2026 06:14 PM (xdkTY)
Well we could send one Boot right now!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (8avO+)
Follow the trail. There's been some serious developments on the J6 color revolution/coup.
it starts with how they tried to destroy the evidence.
Of:
FBI assets were the first to breach the Capitol.
FBI agents discussing how the J6 arrests were "to send a message."
FBI brass enforcing the narrative via law enforcement briefings.
and more.
I don't think there is any saving the FBI; anyone GS-14 and up must be fired.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (0sNs1)
Yeah...the post itself has stumped me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 06:16 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (3sXRv)
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If I had to wear a stupid hat, I'd be mean, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 06:16 PM (lz2si)
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 06:16 PM (3BwY8)
El Cid weeps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)
Sonny wants to join daddy in a hurry. We should get up a betting pool on how long till this one goes splodey.
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 06:16 PM (gtcuf)
So long as the Spanish fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people--greedy, barbarous and cruel.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 06:17 PM (u82oZ)
Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been appointed Iran's new Supreme Leader.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (0sNs1)
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For the day.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 06:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner
Last formal declaration of War was 1941. Resolutions to use as justification for military action, Gulf of Tonkin, Vietnam, a resolution for the first Gulf War, the AUMF which is still in operation justifying Iraq and Afghan invasions for Great War on Terrorism, and Korea was done under Truman's claim that UN resolution allowed him to do so under the powers from the UN treaty on collective security.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:18 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2026 06:18 PM (1fC18)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (0sNs1)
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Great they can save on signage.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 06:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 06:15 PM (HXT0k)
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At this point you'd have to make a really compelling case to me that we shouldn't abolish the FBI, scatter their legitimate functions of Investigating interstate crimes to other Federal agencies, then bomb the Hoover building until the rubble bounces.
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 06:18 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (0sNs1)
Yeah...the post itself has stumped me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 06:16 PM
The Horde is very forgiving when it comes to the content.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Oh, hell yeah. Frame that bitch and hang it in your trophy room.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 06:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 06:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Manuel at March 03, 2026 06:19 PM (XeU6L)
>> BREAKING Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was appointed Iran's new Supreme Leader. He was killed in an Israeli air strike.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:19 PM (2GVsD)
He made his decision. Let's see how that works out for him.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 06:19 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (0sNs1)
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In Ace of Spades' time of greatest peril...
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at March 03, 2026 06:13 PM (2qP/b)
He's a regular Mighty Mouse!
https://youtu.be/rsPa8QgGGkc
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: browndog
Yep, they earned their spurs fighting the various separatist movements in Spain and combine power to correct domestic disorder and law enforcement powers. Italy's Carabinieri (sp) is similar
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)
It would be hilarious to pull that card out again and use it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:19 PM (8avO+)
It is the Argument of Utility that you hate.
Those are just some of its permutations.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 06:19 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:20 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 06:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (HYqoK)
Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been appointed Iran's new Supreme Leader.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I think the muzzies do it the other way around; announce first, puff of white smoke later.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (wBaIH)
Now they're basically a cuckold nation about to let the muzzies take over by granting them voting rights, and their economy is in the shitter because nobody there works.
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 06:20 PM (BI5O2)
California makes olives.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: MikeN
See? He wants it done, just not in a way that doesn't kill a bunch of grunts.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 03, 2026 06:22 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 06:22 PM (hJH5n)
That dude is still around?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2026 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)
I feel like you are really undervaluing the Mosaics.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 06:22 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 06:22 PM (n5tGW)
Pres. Trump making lemonade out of lemons, yet again.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 03, 2026 06:22 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (wBaIH)
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We have friends with an olive orchard here in TX. They make some good shit.
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 06:22 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)
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Second look at Spain?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:23 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)
Hmmm. A Communist country or a Communist state?
No to both.
Italy and Greece among others have olives.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 06:23 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)
The vast majority of our olives come from these paella-chomping Commies.
This is gonna be a problem for ol' YD.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 06:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 06:23 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 06:22 PM (3BwY
The BIGGEST olives.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 06:23 PM (hJH5n)
I’ve ordered one. Lasers! It’s like 300000 candela. I’m so excited.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2026 06:24 PM (1fC18)
Spain is busy cutting down olive orchards and replacing them with solar panels.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 06:24 PM (viF8m)
Let the Krikkets have it
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:23 PM
Duke's mayo is best mayo to put on fries.
Posted by: Belgians at March 03, 2026 06:24 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 06:24 PM (n5tGW)
...has anyone ever seen the movie,"Primer". That vince vaughn movie looks like, "What if Primer was a comedy?"
Funny thread tie-in from the last one going on about Community. A friend of mine at the time was one of the stars of Primer, David Sullivan. He was dating Brie Larson at around that time, when she was on Community. She got famous fast and dumped his ass. Pity, Sullivan was a cool guy. Was also on the show Flaked with Will Arnett.
Posted by: Croaker at March 03, 2026 06:25 PM (+BcZI)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (3uBP9)
They already made a comedy version of Primer. It's called "Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie" and it's in theaters now.
Posted by: Max Power at March 03, 2026 06:12 PM (Hucnr)
I heard about that. I will want to see it if it is on streaming.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 06:25 PM (3uBP9)
From a global power perspective, managing global insurance is basically the only thing London still has going for it. If that's lost, it really is nothing more than a third-rate country.
That's not what I want, but that's where it's headed.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2026 06:24 PM (1fC1
I have been very pleased with olight products. Pricey, but I think worth it.
I needed for work a white light beam as well as a UV lamp, so I tried their... Ark something model. Works great. Continuous use and the battery still lasts about a week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Childhood trauma with tomato sauce at March 03, 2026 06:04 PM (TbWk/)
Could have been worse. My mom grew cabbage. Guess what we had with every. damned. meal. I can't even stand the sight of it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Grumpy Smurf at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (gKWVE)
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I really like the mesquite infused Texas Olive Ranch olive oil.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner
Two REAL wars. Korea & Vietnam.
And a bunch of little shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 06:10 PM (tY81A)
You do not need Congressional approval to start up military ops. There is one Commander in Chief, not 535. Congress has oversight. Congress controls the money. Congress has its role to play. Congress does NOT direct military ops.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (qBdHI)
Spain is busy cutting down olive orchards and replacing them with solar panels.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 06:24 PM (viF8m)
Didn't Spain have a huge power failure when someone in Germany turned on one too many lights in a storage closet?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (2GVsD)
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She was blazing hot in that era.
She's still really attractive, but saw a movie with her not that long ago and that wow factor is just not there anymore.
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (eIzlH)
I don't think you are allowed to say that word, here.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 06:23 PM (1Udfd)
Oh, don't make such a fuss. Everyone knows Belgium isn't real.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2026 06:28 PM (1fC18)
Posted by: browndog
Yep, they earned their spurs fighting the various separatist movements in Spain and combine power to correct domestic disorder and law enforcement powers. Italy's Carabinieri (sp) is similar
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv)
I'm a big cycling fan (bicycles). Last year's Vuelta a Espana race was completely ruined by Pali protesters. The police mostly stood around with their dicks in their hands. Obviously, someone told them to.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 03, 2026 06:28 PM (MZ+PY)
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I really like the mesquite infused Texas Olive Ranch olive oil.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (HXT0k)
We've got them here in NorCal as well.. Not worried about olives/oil...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 06:28 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 06:20 PM (BI5O2)
Greek Kalamatas for the win, folks.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 03, 2026 06:28 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 06:28 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JackStraw
Isn't that... like... a beheading offense in places what grow olives on account of how freaking long it take the trees to mature?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 03, 2026 06:28 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (I40wl)
My mother to this day cannot understand why I despise liver. (She constantly made it and I hated it with a passion.) Or vegetable soup. (One bowl meant that was all I was eating for a month.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 06:29 PM (hJH5n)
From a global power perspective, managing global insurance is basically the only thing London still has going for it. If that's lost, it really is nothing more than a third-rate country.
That's not what I want, but that's where it's headed.
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But it's what London deserves.
All those billions in insurance contract premiums fund the British socialism.
And the muzzie parasites who live off of it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 06:29 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2026 06:30 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 06:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 06:26 PM (GD0B3)
Gabbagool!
Posted by: Silvio Dante at March 03, 2026 06:30 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:31 PM (u73oe)
Walmart sells extra virgin olive oil labeled as California only. It is more expensive than the regular product, but zombie says it's good.
Ben Had uses a different, much more upscale olive oil from California, but I have not.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 06:31 PM (u82oZ)
==
She was blazing hot in that era.
She's still really attractive, but saw a movie with her not that long ago and that wow factor is just not there anymore.
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (eIzlH)
Errm....I think you guys are referring to Alison Brie.
Slight difference.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 03, 2026 06:31 PM (lHPJf)
Was somebody conducting an experimental phrenology study with CGI?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 06:31 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 06:32 PM (gtcuf)
Plugging utility scale solar plants into power grids is proving to be an issue.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2026 06:32 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 03, 2026 06:32 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
That would make a really cool cutting block, maybe even a turned vase or two.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 06:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:33 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (2GVsD)
The place where it passes though Greenwich is a very nice park which is nearby where the Cutty Sark ship is preserved. A nice adventure on the Tube can get you there...assuming Muslims haven't burned it all down yet.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:33 PM (u73oe)
...we had it TOUGH.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+)
And Spanish Flu. Don't worry, we saved plenty. For research purposes...
Posted by: Anthony Fauci at March 03, 2026 06:33 PM (wUu8b)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 03, 2026 06:34 PM (gQ15S)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 06:34 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (qyidn)
Dude. You’d hump the dryer venting hole in your mom’s basement.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 06:34 PM (runob)
January: Muduro, Venezuela
February: Machedo, CJNG
March: Ayatollah Variety Pack
Upcoming:
Sanchez, Spain
Starmer, UK
Diez-Canal, Cuba
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 06:35 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F)
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Then what am I supposed to put on my sammich?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2026 06:35 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Popeye at March 03, 2026 06:35 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:31 PM (u73oe)
Irish Enchilada!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:35 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (qyidn)
Dude. You’d hump the dryer venting hole in your mom’s basement.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 06:34 PM (runob)
When it's warm, of course.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 03, 2026 06:35 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)
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Nope. They just occur there.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:35 PM (Fi81e)
Ix-nay on the Prime Meridian.
Trump will be elected by an overwhelming majority if he got the FCC to jail spam phone and text people. They can go to Canada to be parted out after the arrest.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 06:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 06:34 PM (gtcuf)
You had a forest? All we had was a minefield!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Sedona Divine iirc.
It is very good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 06:37 PM (jc8En)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"
You will get VR olives to go on your VR sandwich, and like it.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:37 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:33 PM (u73oe)
I had to go out and club baby raccoons to death with the same switch my mom used to beat me with.
And I was lucky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)
We'll be ok.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 06:37 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (2GVsD)
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That makes me laugh to think of Trump just declaring DC time is the 0 of international time!
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:37 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 06:36 PM (u82oZ)
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He's got my vote for Dictator-for-Life if he can make that happen.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2026 06:37 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 06:08 PM (qyidn)
Dude. You’d hump the dryer venting hole in your mom’s basement.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 06:34 PM (runob)
A bit sharp. Better to find a distressed guest pillow
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 06:38 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 06:39 PM (ZxPkt)
Those forests are, IIRC, descended from the Roman plantations themselves almost certainly taken over from Carthage. There never was anything natural about them.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 06:39 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 06:40 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 06:40 PM (gVUi7)
Aww. They blow up so fast.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 06:41 PM (ZxPkt)
There's a theory that the biggest heroes in a war (in this case meaning the war vs the Globalists) are the ones who are willing to completely disgrace themselves - look like traitors to the while world, basically - to gain some sort of inroads with the enemy, to gain important intelligence. Spies, it's been said were absolutely crucial for Washington in the Revolution.
So is this MTG meltdown really what it seems to be? Hard to say. I don't see how she's really gaining much for her antics of late.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 06:41 PM (ovdkm)
And you can't even eat the damn things. I mean, technically you can but they taste like shit.
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 06:41 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 06:38 PM (n5tGW)
But did it have quicksand? It was everywhere, back then. Lost a couple of good buddies from 2nd through 4th grade.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 06:43 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:43 PM (vFG9F)
Very Mediterranean of me
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 06:44 PM (HYqoK)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2026 06:44 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: MrExcitement"
Yes. She's a nut.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:44 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Sid at March 03, 2026 06:45 PM (LmbZS)
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can confirm
they don't even work as firewood
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 06:45 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 03, 2026 06:45 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 06:45 PM (u73oe)
Wasn't the UK about the same? Wouldn't allow using Diego Garcia for this, and even started the process to give the territory away? Globalist Starmer discretely trying to undermine Trump's efforts to take down the Globalist cabal and it's evil accomplices. Maybe they've changed their tune, after Iran attacked the UK presence in Cyorus.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 06:45 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 06:34 PM
Hmm...good, but maybe not Chuy level cruelty. 😂
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 06:46 PM (Wnv9h)
Simple... Orange Man Bad.
Other Presidents have not only BOMBED countries, but invaded them and over threw governments... so why can't Trump?
Orange Man Bad.
Other Presidents have deported MORE illegals than Trump, yet Trump's Admin is in court every day to justify the exact same policies that have been used for decades.... why?
Orange Man bad.
Other Presidents have used the National Guard, to put down riots... but Trump is told he can't use them... why?
Orange Man BAD!!!!
Kinda a Pattern there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)
The eugenics guys were okk, Sid? How about the Klu-Klux-Klan? Many fine democrats there, I guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 03, 2026 06:46 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2026 06:47 PM (FCrpy)
"Then what am I supposed to put on my sammich?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"
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You will get VR olives to go on your VR sandwich, and like it.
Posted by: fd
Meat. Cheese. Condiments. Maybe some lettuce or tomato.
As God intended sammiches to be made. Temu apples are right the fuck out.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 03, 2026 06:47 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 03, 2026 06:27 PM (lHPJf)
Kinda like Brigadoon ... and Rhode Island
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 06:48 PM (3sXRv)
I bet he could come to a moment and talk women, guns, anything really. Hell, we could get a ginger or Mary Ann take instantly, I'd wager.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2026 06:44 PM (FCrpy)
At least Corbyn was the textbook fake commie out of central casting. Starmer is just an embarrassment, he'll stutter and apologize right up to when Englishmen get put into the camps.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 03, 2026 06:45 PM (qFwJc)
Muy bonita Senoritas? other than that? Nada?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 06:48 PM (mP0Kj)
We went to vote in our local primary. This neighborhood has certainly changed since we first moved here. There was a HUGE line for those voting in the Democrat primary; we walked in, voted, and left.
And yes, they all looked the way you would expect them to look...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 03, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)
"My brain hurts"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 06:49 PM (HYqoK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone "
Trump is a Ginger/45 guy. Gare-un-tee.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:49 PM (vFG9F)
"My brain hurts"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 06:49 PM (HYqoK)
or Upperclass Twit of the Year.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 06:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 03, 2026 06:50 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 06:50 PM (n5tGW)
We went to vote in our local primary. This neighborhood has certainly changed since we first moved here. There was a HUGE line for those voting in the Democrat primary; we walked in, voted, and left.
And yes, they all looked the way you would expect them to look...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 03, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx)
Eeee. Hopefully they all vote for Crocket and then get too high to come back on election day.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 06:51 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 06:51 PM (gtcuf)
Simple... Orange Man Bad.
Other Presidents have not only BOMBED countries, but invaded them and over threw governments... so why can't Trump?
Orange Man Bad.
Other Presidents have deported MORE illegals than Trump, yet Trump's Admin is in court every day to justify the exact same policies that have been used for decades.... why?
Orange Man bad.
Other Presidents have used the National Guard, to put down riots... but Trump is told he can't use them... why?
Orange Man BAD!!!!
Kinda a Pattern there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)
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Also implicit: It's (D)ifferent.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 06:51 PM (Fi81e)
Crazy expresses itself all kinds of different ways.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 06:51 PM (vvjN/)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 03, 2026 06:51 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2026 06:47 PM (FCrpy)
LOL, you didn't oversell it. Ridiculous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 06:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 03, 2026 06:45 PM (qFwJc)
Muy bonita Senoritas? other than that? Nada?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 06:48 PM (mP0Kj)
Castanets (palillos)?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 06:52 PM (wVcYX)
Aww. They blow up so fast.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
*golf clap*
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 06:52 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 06:53 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 06:59 PM (LHPAg)
I've got spanish olives, greek olives, CA olives, morroccan olive oil and italian olive oil. The damn things grow anywhere.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 07:00 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Some guy on the internet at March 03, 2026 07:06 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (GSy5R)
While he's at it, Trump should demand that Spain "voluntarily" agree to honor the ixnayed tariffs, forfeiting any refunds their exporters might want, before he opens trade back up. And then tell everyone else that wants a refund that he'll do the same.
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 07:11 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: the deadly bulb at March 03, 2026 07:13 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 03, 2026 07:47 PM (XqFM2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 06:34 PM (runob)"
Ma'am. That was unkind. Funny as hell. But unkind.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 03, 2026 08:00 PM (qFwJc)
Netflix Head Ted Sandaros Tried to Convince GOP Congressmen His Company Wasn't a Woke Groomer Propaganda Outfit.
Then Legislators Visited Netflix HQ, and Found Tampons in the Men's Bathroom.
Plus: Megyn Kelly, The Chameleon Princess of Pop Politics
Well, maybe we're a little woke.
Netflix tried to sweet-talk Congress into letting them gain near-monopoly power in the entertainment space. GOP Congressmen feared another woke propaganda monopoly. Ted Sanadaros lied, claiming Netflix was just an entertainment company with no interest at all in grooming children. Well, maybe a little. (Caution: Links to poster for Netflix's 11-year-old-girls sex-twerking movie "Cuties.")Charlie Gasparino reports that Netflix betrayed its woke agenda when they let Congressional investigators use the men's room.
Now that Paramount (almost) owns WB, John Oliver will probably be the next to join Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel in the podcasting world.
There were many defining moments featured in the months-long battle for the ownership of Warner Bros. Discovery: sit-downs to woo President Trump, high-profile congressional hearings, a brutal bidding war, and a tampon. Yes, a tampon. During the negotiations, while Netflix was telling skeptical GOP lawmakers that it wasn't a left-wing company looking to get more powerful by snapping up WBD, a delegation of legislators paid a visit to its headquarters, and one was both shocked and disturbed to find a basket containing tampons in the men's restroom. To be clear, there are other factors involved in CEO Ted Sarandos' decision to cancel his nearly completed purchase of WBD's studio and streaming service. But the "tampon incident," as it has become known on Capitol Hill, does carry some weight in the unwavering political opposition from the GOP to Sarandos' ambitions. "This is 2026, not 2020," said one GOP staffer with firsthand knowledge of the matter. "What were they thinking?" ... During the six-month bidding war, many Republicans in Congress, state AG offices and of course the White House came to believe that Netflix was seeking to create a monopoly in streaming -- an increasingly important way Americans consume entertainment. Netflix denied this, arguing it faces competition for consumers from social media and YouTube, though opposition only seemed to intensify in recent weeks. One big worry: Netflix would use the market clout that WBD would give it to further push progressivism in its programming. Sarandos has long argued that Netflix programming appeals to all political tastes, but conservative-leaning advocacy groups have produced research that its programming and documentaries more often push themes such as transgenderism, DEI (diversity, equity and inclusion), and other issues near and dear to the cultural left. Sarandos and Netflix co-founder Reed Hastings, meanwhile, are both big supporters of Democrats and progressive policies. Susan Rice, a top official in the lefty Obama administration and a staunch critic of Trump, sits on its board. It was Rice's inopportune comments on a podcast attacking companies that do business with Trump that is also said to have cost Sarandos more White House support for the WBD deal.
"We might be getting a new business daddy!," Oliver quipped at the beginning of Sunday night's show. "Last Week Tonight" airs on HBO, which sits within Warner Bros. Discovery. Under the announced terms, Paramount plans to buy all outstanding WBD shares at $31 per share in cash, with the companies saying the deal is expected to close in Q3 2026, subject to regulatory clearances and WBD shareholder approval. "Yeah, not great news," he went on to say. "In fact, if I may quote anyone who's ever accidentally sat on their Roku remote, I'm in Paramount now...how the f-ck do I get out of here?'"
Speaking of left-wing media that endlessly promotes the grooming of children: Highly Alleged Born-Again Catholic and #SuddenOnsetBasedWarrior Megyn Kelly, everybody, when someone else was signing her checks. Here she welcomes "transgender" children, between 11 and 13 years old, and a transgender agitator for "the Gender-Cool Project."
Flashback to big shot "conservative" Megyn Kelly celebrating "trans kids."@megynkelly is for sale to the highest bidder. She has ZERO integrity. 🤡 pic.twitter.com/pwgqUEtXy2
— Right Wing Cigar King (@AlanCigarKing) March 3, 2026
The entire psyop that is the woke right in one photo.
— Jacktron (@jacktronprime) March 3, 2026
Russia Today posting a clip of Megyn Kelly’s show where she disgracefully attacks our military and it was reposted by Vladimir Putin’s brain Alexander Dugin.
Then to top it off you have Iranian accounts in the comment… pic.twitter.com/QoEIPrkW7w
BREAKING: Hasan Piker tells his audience how to commit terrorist attacks.
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 3, 2026
“Just make f**king drones. You can purchase them from online marketplaces. China literally sells explosive ordnance delivery mechanisms that you can put on a DJI drone.“@FBI
pic.twitter.com/QWh6d4tZjE
Megan looks like she got in a fight on Star Trek pic.twitter.com/xiYl5nawJo
— Britta | NoSoup4Knowles (@nosoup4knowles) March 2, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Max Power at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (q177U)
And me!!!! How could you forget about me!?!??!
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2026 04:54 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2026 04:55 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (GJInf)
I only just found Community which is good but Oliver is in it and HE IS BAD
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: But worse at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (ErTRr)
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Not everyone. I knew it would suck, and was so pissed at the prequels that I refused to go but the wife and kids wore me down. I set a personal record for checking my watch and bathroom breaks. No one asked me to see any of the others.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)
they show Landman so there ya go
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Don't take it personally, Ace. As soon as she needs quality shelving, she'll be calling you desperately!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (j+aD2)
I saw her much like seeing the last 16% or so of a Golf Course...
just, 3 more Holes.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: But worse at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (ErTRr)
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Emo without the charm and elegance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Blanco at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (q83gU)
Where you at, DoJ? Why hasn't Piker already been arrested?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (YwEeS)
Hyper-paranoia and insane entitlement on display. To think that Paramount is MAGA and intends to run a far-right evisceration is indeed laughable. They think any even moderate media influence is a violation of some sacred covenant.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (zZu0s)
I suspect you mean "she is no use to me." right?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (sgZHy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
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Sounds like a new D&D class.
"I'm playing a Drow Whorecaster. Right now I'm limited to Bigby's Bitch-slap and Tenser's Dildo Punch, but next level I can Summon Slut."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)
If that comes to pass, he knows he can get the entire Paramount "ball of wax" for far less. It wouldn’t surprise me if Netflix didn’t drive the price up on purpose with this in mind.
Let's be real, Netflix was crushing everyone before this and will after this. I think I should catch up on John Oliver then cancel, because they will obviously pull the plug on that show.
i have no doubt president trump killed the deal. the administration always wanted paramount to win. crazy is right
What is going to be sad is how the Ellison's going to destroy HBO. HBO is a good product, this would of been great under Netflix. I am glad that Netflix is not going to fire Susan Rice from the board of directors.
The Susan Rice shit is crazy! GOP whose whole brand was about free markets is flat out telling companies who they can hire.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (JCZqz)
I swear I never liked Chevy Chase before watching this nonsense show
he's good!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 03, 2026 05:02 PM (sFNX2)
I suspect you mean "she is no use to me." right?
shhhhh
let me imagine the storyline here
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:02 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)
come on it looks awesome!
Kurosawa did it much better...and first.
Posted by: Snooty film critic at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (Riz8t)
are you just starting to watch it?
some amazing jokes. "Classic Wingers," "Barenaked Ladies" fight, "Streets Ahead..."
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (j+aD2)
I was kinda losing taste for it even in Empire. Oh, a *second* death star? Why are they building it in a non industrial planet from LEFT TO RIGHT?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)
yeah just got to season two finally
I forgot how loooooooong sitcom seasons used to be! 22 episodes!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (zZu0s)
It would be really interesting to see where they are now. Maybe too sad though.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (sgZHy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)
Surely it needs to be a shock collar for "Electric Dog"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:04 PM (8avO+)
Interesting. I always assumed it was because she has a decent set of breasts and spiffed up the post at hand.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 03, 2026 05:04 PM (BnDlA)
how did I miss this show entirely?
the only bad part is it made Oliver famous, I guess
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:04 PM (j+aD2)
And main chick, the "ugly" one, was smokin' hawt.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (lz2si)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:06 PM (2GVsD)
And I am not a leg guy.
As ace said back in the day: punish me Nordic valkyrie with your blue eyed fury.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)
And main chick, the "ugly" one, was smokin' hawt.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Mr T still cracks me up
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 05:07 PM (NtVYv)
She & Carlson clearly know after being at Fox for so long that there is a significant portion of that audience who can be sold any bill of goods, over and over, and never, ever learn a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)
even he's decent on it
yeah it's a great show. except for season 4, it's pretty strong all the way through, though it peaks in season 2. Season 3 is also very strong.
seasons 5 and 6 aren't as loaded with great episodes but both feature absolute classic episodes.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)
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Jedi is the best of all the Star Wars movies. People slag on it, but it stuck the landing and that's not easy to do. Third movies are typically terrible, The Matrix, Alien 3, etc.
Besides, we'd never have Ace without Ewoks.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Oldcat
________
And the third one was just stupid, Ewoks or not.
Same quality path as the Indiana Jones movies.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (xWkGt)
And main chick, the "ugly" one, was smokin' hawt.
yeah me too... though I liked Mia Kirschner (the twisted sister)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)
if Netflix got WB Batman would be a gay black man
now he'll just be gay
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (2GVsD)
That's why the Rebels never found out.....oh wait, they did, didn't they.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (33LJY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Remembered line from that movie:
Hot girl to Chris evans: "why, when I tell a guy he can put it wherever he wants, they always stick it up my ass?"
As the Black Guy said: damn!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
Scary Movie 6.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (pDt9x)
just ok
the woke HR type chick from SNL is annoying
I know that's the point but she is painful
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (NtVYv)
Free Bert is on Netflix and it's HILARIOUS and not woke. Bert Kreischer in a sitcom sorta about his life, about trying to survive having two teenage girls going to a fancy Hollywood school. The woke psychopath parents, the policies, the entitled nepo babies, fitting in... It's really good, I hope it gets a season 2.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=GuMhWfUTn9Y
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (OUMaO)
I thought Megan's biggest error was taking that NBC? deal in the first place. She should have known that there could be no forgiveness for someone from Fox no matter how much money was on the contract bottom line.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (8avO+)
She should have known that no one at NBC would have had her back when she inevitably clashed with either MAGA or the NBC brass. The NBC rank-and-file almost certainly hated her guts from the beginning.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (1wjle)
I like how they pretended season 4 didn't happen, or blaming a lengthy gas leak.
And I love the Beetlejuice bit that took three seasons to come to fruition. Genius!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (1wjle)
we are about to start The Last Kingdom as our "actual watching tv" show here and there
am excited
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (NtVYv)
Best tits and legs in the business!
Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Come and See at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (j+aD2)
It's on streaming on different channels from time to time. Sometimes it's on Peacock or Hulu. I don't know where it is now. I own it.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)
Been a long time since I've seen it, but isn't that the one where the school cafeteria is called the Anthony Michael Dining Hall?
I don't know why I remember that detail but it makes me laugh.
Posted by: far cry at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (YYwEh)
Posted by: Frank Costanza
Back in the day it tended to follow whether she was pregnant or not. Which, shocka.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (OUMaO)
yeah I watch on Hulu
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (j+aD2)
Thanks. Streaming only guy, here.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
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Sounds like a new D&D class.
"I'm playing a Drow Whorecaster. Right now I'm limited to Bigby's Bitch-slap and Tenser's Dildo Punch, but next level I can Summon Slut."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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That must be in later ADD manuals .
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (E4rtv)
Megyn hired Link Lauren, the "conservative Draco Malfoy," a flaming Texan who loves Trump. He's adorable. And I like Maureen's take on the culture and the sacred cows she attacks.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (Eng1Z)
it was mostly flashbacks?!?! come on Jared you do 6 short shows a season
counting all the flashbacks it was 4 shows
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (pDt9x)
I'm sure Paramount/WB will also be woke, but my guess is, far less.
It also would have just destroyed traditional theater chains.
Even though I hate Hollywood culture, not sure I just want everything streaming on one platform. Even if financially it hurts that industry.
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (eIzlH)
omg Vaughn kills me. my one son is a hippie who looks just like him - it cracks us up
it's like the guy is doing an impression
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)
Well look at you, moneybags!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (xWkGt)
If this surprises them, they never tried to get the Alphabet people programming out of their netflix recommendations.
You could go into the "Don't show me this" list, click on all the categories you didn't want to see, click "not interested" on the specific shows you didn't want to see, the whole nine yards, and the damn things would still show up in "recommended for you".
Ever since they went streaming, Netflix has been all in on pushing the GBLTYQIEIEO on anyone who uses their service.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Move over Muskrat Love, be prepared for Ewok Love.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Frank C. at March 03, 2026 05:16 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:16 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Paramount sucks too. Just saying at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: whig at M
Hey, if he got to toss his headdress under her bed and high five the guys at the office, more power to him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (zZu0s)
that fvcking bitch Cuckson. may his mouth be his undoing.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: *Stabs Eyes* at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (oftw2)
One Piece Season 2 drops this month! So excited, season 1 was great. The left tried to get it canceled over racial stereotypes. Yeah, good luck canceling a beloved anime. Talk to the Japanese about their racial stereotypes first, and then call me back.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
While you saved yourself 4ish hours of life and countless braincells, you did miss stupidly sexy Natalie Portman in leather: https://tinyurl.com/bdhwf73e
That outfit, in a cozy private room near a fireplace, is what she thought would be best to tell her aggressive young male lover that they maybe should break up. Spoiler: they stay together, he becomes Darth Vader, and Lucas (the guy who made Slave Leia and had Carrie Fischer braless because there is no underwear in space) personally designed this outfit. Some say the scarf is supposed to look like Vader's hand choking her (he force chokes her in the last film)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (JCZqz)
aka the late-night afterlife.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
The Wifey and I didn't go to the theater to see this one, we rented it one night from Red Box (remember those?). We got bored and paused it for a snack break and the progress bar showed we were only halfway through. We gave up and went to bed and finished it the next evening before returning it. I was done with Star Wars after that trash. Was going to give 'The Mandolorian' a chance, but they fired Gina Carano.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (kO+Bl)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:16 PM (j+aD2)
It is true. What is known as a tell in the business.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (Wc+7N)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (j+aD2)
It's like saying "oh, I don't want so-and-so cornering the market on shit-filled Twinkies that give you AIDS. It wouldn't be fair to me, the everyday consumer of AIDS-poo."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: *Stabs Eyes*
I know what you mean! I chaffed something fierce watching those little honies!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (JCZqz)
we should probably just let it lie
clearly there's a there there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (JCZqz)
never had Anakin's success in telling chicks they aren't like sand. Perhaps it only works if you met them when you were five.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)
I'm totally not into her. She might as well be Glenn Greenwald. I find her anti-sexy. I know a lot of dudes seem to like her, but I don't.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (1wjle)
What's a couple more slashes and injections?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (1wjle)
clearly there's a there there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (j+aD2)
I heard she had a tramp stamp that said 'welcome aboard'.
*looks surreptitiously at ace*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (j+aD2)
https://www.youtube.com/
shorts/bU7N0yBFyZQ
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (GD0B3)
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They're only pretending to be Iranian but are actually hummus-eaters run out of Tel Aviv.
Posted by: Tehran Tarlson at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (2qP/b)
it would be like tackling a botox skeleton
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (CWTWj)
Did you have to pay for that?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (xWkGt)
true like that Transformers chick used to be (now she's just trashy)
I guess that's good surgery vs not-good surgery I dunno
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Well, it probably gives them a foreign audience but not much of a domestic one. Leftists in the US already have their homegrown anti-Semites to watch and listen to. The Right rejects that sort of thing. That leaves foreigners and the dumb and young groyper brigade.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Random PJ at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (+jscL)
I'm totally not into her. She might as well be Glenn Greenwald. I find her anti-sexy. I know a lot of dudes seem to like her, but I don't.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (1wjle)
Standard blonde model produced by Zorg Industries.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (pDt9x)
The younger Wayans bros, never did anything for me. (Keenan and Damon, obviously in a different class).
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)
What they did to Cowboy BeBop and Devil May Cry
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)
Truly unforgivable. Although live action One Piece season 1 was pretty good in my opinion. Apparently Oda was in very close control which would explain why it didn't suck like Cowboy Bebop.
Posted by: Hopefully it's the same for S2 at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (TbWk/)
it would be like tackling a botox skeleton
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (1wjle)
And you would know how, exactly?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:22 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (Wc+7N)
I get this reference. +1
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 05:22 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 05:22 PM (gKWVE)
*looks surreptitiously at ace*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Wc+7N)
I think Grok has a fun voice when it writes but it's pretty salty
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (j+aD2)
What they did to Cowboy BeBop and Devil May Cry
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)
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I was enjoying Bebop, until they made Fay a lez.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 05:22 PM (gKWVE)
Wiener
Wiener wiener
Wiener wiener
Wiener wiener
Posted by: Floppy wieners at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Is it wrong I heard that in Stevie Wonder's voice from "I Just Called".
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (X7dyz)
holy shit I totally forgot about that
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:24 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 05:24 PM (HYqoK)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (CWTWj)
Did you have to pay for that?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (xWkGt)
There's quite a few of them on Youtube. Usually alien cats meet humans who are meaner than they are, or Dragon Queens whose eggs get found. Just listened to one about a woman who finds the alien kitties think bubble wrap popping is a mystical religious experience.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (YoT4f)
Crazy market behavior for *months* now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Is it wrong I heard that in Stevie Wonder's voice from "I Just Called".
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)
Love is blind, they say.
Posted by: kinda stupid too at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (1wjle)
Heh. I thought 'thats ann coulter' but she has more been left in the smoker too long.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s)
it would be like tackling a botox skeleton
Posted by: ace
That's current Kelly. He said prime. She did a GQ photoshoot in 2010. Not Kate Upton hot, but not botox skeleton, either. There's a reason she was super popular with old dudes watching Fox.
https://tinyurl.com/5by2v78z
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)
holy shit I totally forgot about that
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:24 PM (j+aD2)
Elderly woman, kidnapped, daughter a talk show host , or something.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: -DC at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (i3jTa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Ewok, Ewok
Candlelight
Doin' the town
And doin' it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing
Ewok Suzie
Ewok Ace
Do the jitterbug at a Ewok Land
And they shimmy
Suzie is so skinny
And they whirl
And they twirl and they tango
Singing and jingling a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Ewok Love
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (E4rtv)
ace can protest his faithfulness to Garrett all he likes, but she was smoking back in the day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (E4rtv)
US Antisemitism has always been pretty mild, not getting into a country club sure beats having cossacks riding in and burning your village down.
The modern junior Hitlers we are starting to see in the Universities and certain leftwing Parties might find out that most of the US doesn't have the taste for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)
Do these smooth brains know Democrats didn't just staff social media companies they controlled them with the intel community or are they just lying?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (qyidn)
Posted by: Roger Ailes at March 03, 2026 05:29 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (2GVsD)
it was the same day as my oldest sister's wedding reception...to an Iranian.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
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I have to agree.
Although she never had much in the chest to speak of.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:30 PM (CWTWj)
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GQ. Guess she's a fag hag, on top of everything else. I'm surprised they even do photoshoots of women.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:30 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (rj6Yv)
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As far as I know, not accepting Lindsay's doctrine of the "Woke Right".
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (rj6Yv)
He knows what he did.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I thought that was "Eef aff ork unh-uh"?
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)
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To my embarrassment, I looked it up, and it's "Eep opp ork (Uh-uh)"
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:33 PM (Fi81e)
And they also took a few.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 05:33 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (2GVsD)
Awww.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (YoT4f)
About the same time as the US Embassy got grabbed they did the same thing to the USSR Embassy. The Commies made a phone call and suggested the government might get their people out or they'd all be dead in a few days. All of them were released without incident.
Ol' Jimmuh didn't dare just do that, the coward.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:35 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)
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LOL. I was over at Instapundit, and there was an AI image of Walsh just above one of T. Carlson, so I figured Matt Walsh said something about something. Doesn't take much in these contentious times.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:35 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 05:36 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 05:36 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)
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To my embarrassment, I looked it up, and it's "Eep opp ork (Uh-uh)"
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:33 PM (Fi81e)
That's when Elroy Jetson's war against Jett Screamer began.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:37 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Axeman
To MY great embarassment, I don't have to look it up, and it's "Eep opp ork, ah-ah"
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 05:37 PM (e1mwr)
There is no ‘cultural’ left. There is only ‘left.’ One big hive brain made of bloody taints and rat guts floating in a rancid pool of smegma and stirred Manhattans. They all suck one huge leper cock and one huge leper cock only.
There is a ‘cultural’ right. Unlike the left, the right is made up of competing factions with different prime directives that don’t always agree.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 05:37 PM (qyidn)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:38 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)
Crazy market behavior for *months* now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Supposedly, in regards to silver, people called their bluff, and those who had sells were trying to find physical silver to cover their positions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 05:38 PM (tY81A)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:16 PM (j+aD2)
Ace is MINE.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 05:39 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Virtual world is not real world whether for leftist, kids, or young edgelords on the right.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)
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LOL. I was over at Instapundit, and there was an AI image of Walsh just above one of T. Carlson, so I figured Matt Walsh said something about something. Doesn't take much in these contentious times.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:35 PM (rj6Yv)
Whatever he said, its OUR fault for not agreeing with him.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Axeman
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Well kudos for your authenticity.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 05:39 PM (WONhk)
WOW!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:41 PM (xWkGt)
The Soviets kidnapped a Hezbollah bigshot's son, cut his dick off, shot him in the head, left the corpse in the street for thenother sandmaggots to find, and mailed the guy his son's dick with a note saying everyone gets the chop if our diplomats aren't immediately freed.
They were immediately released.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:42 PM (BI5O2)
Crazy market behavior for *months* now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM
Something is going on with silver. I did a sell order with APMEX last night and they quoted my $9 less than spot price, I declined the offer. When I sold last month they gave me $2 less than spot.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 03, 2026 05:42 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Axeman
To MY great embarassment, I don't have to look it up, and it's "Eep opp ork, ah-ah"
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 05:37 PM (e1mwr)
Walla walla bing bang
Posted by: Alvin and the Chipmunks at March 03, 2026 05:42 PM (wVcYX)
>>@alx
·
24m
>>BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been selected to replace him as Iran’s Supreme Leader
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)
What is Demon City Shinjuku, Goku: Midnight Eye, or Legend of the Overfiend?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (2GVsD)
Bill Clinton would have replaced them with Cigars.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 05:44 PM (1Udfd)
>>@alx
·
24m
>>BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been selected to replace him as Iran’s Supreme Leader
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)
Depends on whether he bends the knee ...
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 05:44 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)
Last seen hastily packing a bag and ducking out through the fire escape window.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (0aYVJ)
>>BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was selected to replace him as Iran’s Supreme Leader. He is now dead from Israeli air strike.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)
What is Demon City Shinjuku, Goku: Midnight Eye, or Legend of the Overfiend?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (2GVsD)
Maybe he does not know what anime is? I wonder how he feels about Paw Patrol? Or Bluey?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (cWLG3)
It's like a race - on the Left it's the deconstruction of the national mythos, on the Right, it's the set number of 80-20 hills the Left is willing to die on.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (RDpV/)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (7SaKR)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)
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LOL. I was over at Instapundit, and there was an AI image of Walsh just above one of T. Carlson, so I figured Matt Walsh said something about something. Doesn't take much in these contentious times.
Posted by: mrp
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Was a pretty funny AI summary of the recent debates over Iran except transported to the Lord of the Rings.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (n5tGW)
That guy's more uptight about that shit than any normal person.
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (+nEug)
Probably not a good outlook for him... But who knows? Maybe he was named as part of a deal with us to end the war, and he's the designated puppet. Impossible to know. Fog of war.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (BI5O2)
They all probably lost half their audience when 2025 rolled around because a lot of people pulled away from watching politics and won't start back again until the end of 2027.
But then they noticed Fuentes and Candace Owens views out the ying-yang so they started testing the 'just asking questions' routine and noticed they got more views when they went with some occasional joo-hate.
It's probably more complicated than that but it would explain some of their moves over the past year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)
———————
It appears that Mojtaba has been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (wVcYX)
*smacks butt*
Get in there, killer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (u73oe)
That's what I always see! The male does what he can to feed his lady....
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Animal Expert at March 03, 2026 05:49 PM (wqlwG)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (u73oe)
Ah, the classics never go out of style. +1
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (wVcYX)
What is Demon City Shinjuku, Goku: Midnight Eye, or Legend of the Overfiend?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (2GVsD)
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Don't know. It could be any number of anime, tolerant of "demons" and "devils" and feature prominent neutral characters with names like "Lucifer" and the like.
Walsh is not a major input into me. But he's guy who's work I can appreciate when I appreciate it.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (cWLG3)
Vampire Hunter D. Total badassery.
Posted by: With a touch or two of fanservice at March 03, 2026 05:51 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:51 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 05:
Most of 'em are ok.
It's the Rufus ones you hate. My buddy's dad used to sit on his porch and shoot any that showed up so the other hummingbirds could eat in piece.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (BI5O2)
...
It's probably more complicated than that but it would explain some of their moves over the past year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (6ydKt)
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Already started in 2024 with the America of 1945 being prima facie evil and Winston Churchill being history's greatest monster.
Posted by: Tehran Tarlson at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (2qP/b)
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (RDpV/)
Well said.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (2GVsD)
Like the unexpurgated version of Kite. Which is a depressing, disturbing, and traumatic thing to watch.
Posted by: Mild in comparison to others at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (2GVsD)
I have one, Nadia Secret of Blue Water that mixes up Steampunk, Jules Verne, Captain Nemo and the Bible in the story. You have to be a little nuts to think the messaging is coherent.
Hate to think what he would make of the Tank Girl and Ship Girl animes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (cS1cw)
Oh, harsh! But mostly true... They dive-bomb each other to "protect" their feeders, it's kind of fun to watch, as long as you have multiple feeders for them, so you know they won't starve... LOL
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (xWkGt)
Old school! That takes me back.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)
Wave 2!
"U.S. attacks Iranian Revolutionary Guard centers with B-2 bombers.
-CBS"
B-2!
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (GD0B3)
He just got called out for being against this attack on Iran when just last year on his show he said we should go to war with them if they were trying to have Trump assassinated in 2024.
Apparently it's the big money play right now is to claim Bibi is pulling Trump's strings.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)
"Weapons have been smuggled into Western Iran to arm thousands of Kurdish volunteers. They are expected to begin a ground operation within days, according to ITV News.
Contributed by @AZ_Intel_."
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Move over Muskrat Love, be prepared for Ewok Love.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (E4rtv)
________
Ewok Megyn,
Ewok Ace -
Setting up a throuple
With Nancy Mace.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Animal Expert at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (wqlwG)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
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Sounds like a new D&D class.
"I'm playing a Drow Whorecaster. Right now I'm limited to Bigby's Bitch-slap and Tenser's Dildo Punch, but next level I can Summon Slut."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Spent some of my sickday yesterday creating a new character for Baldur's Gate 3; this cracked me up. Well played.
Posted by: Nelly at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
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Sounds like a new D&D class.
"I'm playing a Drow Whorecaster. Right now I'm limited to Bigby's Bitch-slap and Tenser's Dildo Punch, but next level I can Summon Slut."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Spent some of my sickday yesterday creating a new character for Baldur's Gate 3; this cracked me up. Well played.
Posted by: Nelly at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (7gpcF)
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Or a weapon in Fallout. Need a fusion cell for my whorecaster 3000.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (cWLG3)
Tell me you're a truckstop gl*ryhole guy without saying you're a truckstop gl*ryhole guy.
Posted by: Nelly at March 03, 2026 06:10 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 03, 2026 06:29 PM (xcxpd)
She's a bit old to be transitioning to Only Fans...
("transitioning" CWIDT...)
Posted by: Philip Nolan at March 03, 2026 08:03 PM (1kQia)
Posted by: Deplorable Dave at March 03, 2026 09:45 PM (4JGHb)
Bin the Navy: Trump Announces Iran's Navy Now Sleeps With the Fishes;
US Bombs the "Assembly of Experts" As It Attempts to Choose a New Ayatollah
I mean, come on. Even if you're a pro-Iran antisemite like Tucker Carlson or Megyn Kelly, you have to admit it's pretty funny to bomb the "Assembly of Experts" as they debate who should be the next Ayatollah to be killed within days.
As Iran's ruling clerics moved to fill the power vacuum left by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's death, Israeli warplanes struck at the heart of the regime's leadership -- targeting a gathering reportedly convened to choose his successor. Multiple outlets reported Wednesday that the Israeli Air Force hit a site in the city of Qom where members of Iran's powerful Assembly of Experts had assembled. The 88-member clerical body is constitutionally responsible for appointing the country's supreme leader, and according to Fox News, the strike came as votes were being counted to name Khamenei's replacement. Iran's semi-official Mehr News Agency claimed the structure struck overnight was an outdated building no longer used by the assembly. Images circulating online from Qom show a heavily damaged structure reduced to rubble. Khamenei's death Saturday triggered immediate constitutional procedures requiring the Assembly of Experts to act "in the shortest time possible" to select a new leader. Iran's ISNA news agency reported that the body had indicated the process "won't take long." Still, Reuters noted that officials may delay announcing a successor amid fears that any newly elevated figure would quickly become a target for U.S. or Israeli forces.
The building housing Iran’s Assembly of Experts in Qom has been entirely destroyed by several strikes from Israeli Air Force, with a senior Israeli official stating that the target was a meeting of the Iranian Supreme Council where government and religious leaders were gathering… pic.twitter.com/j0yqsHfxRa
— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) March 3, 2026
Iran's naval footprint in the Gulf of Oman has been wiped out, according to United States Central Command, which announced Monday that every Iranian warship positioned in the waterway at the start of Operation Epic Fury has now been destroyed. On the third day of the campaign, the command posted a blunt update: "Two days ago, the Iranian regime had 11 ships in the Gulf of Oman, today they have ZERO." The message was unmistakable. Tehran's long-running harassment of commercial vessels in the region, CENTCOM said, is over. "Freedom of maritime navigation has underpinned American and global economic prosperity for more than 80 years. U.S. forces will continue to defend it."I don't know if that means their entire fleet. Do they have a separate Strait of Hormuz fleet?
Two days ago, the Iranian regime had 11 ships in the Gulf of Oman, today they have ZERO. The Iranian regime has harassed and attacked international shipping in the Gulf of Oman for decades. Those days are over. Freedom of maritime navigation has underpinned American and global… pic.twitter.com/nzdkMVMqZC
— U.S. Central Command (@CENTCOM) March 2, 2026
The IRGC’s drone carrier Shahid Bagheri has been officially destroyed and sunk, per CENTCOM.
— Tousi TV (@TousiTVOfficial) March 3, 2026
This comes as regime officials claim the Strait of Hormuz is “more closed than ever” - despite heavy naval losses.
If confirmed, the loss of the Bagheri significantly degrades Iran’s… pic.twitter.com/rtLVTvKYnc
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial BREAKING: Qatar has launched a war against IRGC in Iran Qatari fighter jets are carrying out strikes across Iran.
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial 🇮🇷 BREAKING: Islamic Republic of Iran's new Defence Minister Majid Ibn Reza has been assassinated only two days into his job
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial 🚨 🇮🇷 CONFIRMED: Parliament in Iran has been destroyed in the recent round of airstrikes
In Sanandaj, the IRGC intelligence headquarters and local police command facilities have reportedly been destroyed.
— Tousi TV (@TousiTVOfficial) March 3, 2026
Before-and-after footage shows extensive damage.
In the aftermath, one local resident standing near the rubble of his own neighborhood was heard saying: “Thank… pic.twitter.com/NdPwDLFYQh
BREAKING : Reportedly Iran has expressed displeasure over the utter failure of the Chinese air defense system in the ongoing war. 3 HQ-9B air defence systems supplied by China to Iran were destroyed by the U.S. & Israel in Iran during the initial hour of the strikes. pic.twitter.com/6RFrcXPhRt
— Baba Banaras™ (@RealBababanaras) March 3, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (zjgNU)
I wish I'd have posted that first.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (zjgNU)
Doesn't the FNM normally tell us any use of 88 means the people involved are NAZIs?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (USyCi)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That makes it even more delicious. China has to be scared now, knowing THEY don't have any defense, either.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (gKWVE)
Killing them is a war crime, BTW, since they were all "civilians".
This was explained to me on X.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (n1OCj)
In which case, Iran would effectively have installed a monarchy even before the United States gets around to reviving Iran's true monarchy.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (iWnTv)
Posted by: can of spam at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (14gFN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (u73oe)
Iran bought their air defense system from Temu.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (CwhoI)
Let them know if they gather, they're going to get blown up and let the people have time to organize themselves.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (zjgNU)
On the third day of the campaign, the command posted a blunt update: "Two days ago, the Iranian regime had 11 ships in the Gulf of Oman, today they have ZERO."
Imagine being one of the poor mooks on those ships. You know what's coming, but what can you do about it?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (Riz8t)
Which side do you really want to be on, ace?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (abIsI)
We nominate Tucker Carlson as our new Supreme Leader!
Posted by: The Council of Ex-Perts! at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
If W had toppled Iraq, flown into Baghdad, and then given a speech that said, "I have conquered with my mighty sky forces because your previous leader displeased me. I shall come again if your next displeases me."
And then he'd left the nation, bringing all of our military assets with him.
It might have been a somewhat popular foreign entanglement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (u73oe)
If Iran bought thru Amazon, they might be able to return them.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (ESVrU)
Unless the proceedings were being broadcast, how the fuck would we know what was happening as it was being bombed? For all we know they still in the middle of the ritual goat fucking.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)
Fog of war.
Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (8Xy/A)
If Iran bought thru Amazon, they might be able to return them.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (lCppi)
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Chinese equipment failed in Venezuela, too.
I wonder if nations are attempting refund conversations with Chinese military equipment firms.
I wonder how much the Chinese are laughing at them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (GBKbO)
If this is China's latest and greatest, if it's the best they can do, then there's a group of experts in Beijing right now who are wishing they were with that group that got bombed.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
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If any survived, I'd start questioning their supposed "expertise."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: JoshO at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (xL2KH)
I believe that he is communing with his 72 virgins.
Posted by: The Council of Ex-Perts! at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: far cry at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (YYwEh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (zZu0s)
Fog of war.
Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (G0vdT)
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If I'm Israel, I'm claiming kills on all 88 of them until otherwise proven. Worst case, they pop their heads up to disprove the claim in time to be whack-a-moled.
Posted by: can of spam at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (14gFN)
Posted by: The Council of Ex-Perts! at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (n1OCj)
********************
Way ahead of you.
Posted by: Babylon Bee at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (iWnTv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)
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I'd bet the goats were implanted with radio transmitters by Mossad...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (ESVrU)
Hmmmm... by Israel, us, or an Iranian?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (ExV1e)
Well, personally, I'm quite pleased.
#PerspectiveMatters.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurkder in marginal standing at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (luMQJ)
Chinese manufacturing is garbage. Anyone who ever bought Chinese made shit knows this. Why would their missile systems be any different?
Now as for murderation if Iranian leadership, might be a good idea to leave one guy left. I mean someone has to be able to officially surrender. Maybe there's someone mostly harmless we can leave alone. The Minister Of Camel Rides At Birthday Parties or something.
*Turns out that that minister is a brutal serial rapist*
Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (rA+1J)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (M/YmO)
Better off buying Air Defense Systems on Ebay ....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (okun6)
Yes, well done. There's probably a good and longer comic routine somebody could do with this situation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: The Council of Ex-Perts! at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (CwhoI)
I'm sure it'll be fine and they have a master plan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
And then he'd left the nation, bringing all of our military assets with him.
It might have been a somewhat popular foreign entanglement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That's sort of what we were promised.
Early estimates they were giving us like $100 billion to go to war in Iraq.
Ended up multi trillions.
Lots of graft opportunities.
It was always stupid this mantra of "you broke it you bought it"
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (eIzlH)
Boom boom! OUT GO THE LIGHTS!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (cYBz/)
Tell them we didn't have time to round up the Left's illegal alien murderers that were released back on to the streets without informing ICE and send them over to Iran for Advanced Cultural Enrichment.
Foreigners killing civilians in the US: Good!
Foreigners (Israelis and Americans) killing civilians in Iran: WAR CRIME!!1!
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (BvPIe)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (wBaIH)
or in the drink.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (lCppi)
Serious analysts and commentators didn't actually believe it, did they?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:55 PM (GBKbO)
The arguments against that at the time were:
1) Some other bad person might come to power
2) There could be a civil war
3) Iran could take over
Only really #3 should have been a concern. A civil war would be good - various factions of your enemies fighting each other means they can't bother you.
And our job in Iraq wasn't to give them good political leadership, just to make sure the new leader fears attacking the US so for #1...don't care.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 03:55 PM (CWTWj)
"Ah, I can't. Sorry man, my goats got out and I've got to catch them. Third wife is sick. Just too much going on. Try Mohammed."
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"Hey Mohammed, Achmed can't do it, so you're up next as Supreme Leader!"
static
"Hello? This Mohammed. Sorry for noise. Reception not good crossing the border. Maybe come back in a few years."
Posted by: There are some who call me ... Tim at March 03, 2026 03:55 PM (UMEOI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
Millions and millions of horny and completely disposable young men what need to get laid.
Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2026 03:55 PM (rA+1J)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (6IkdQ)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (M/YmO)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (6IkdQ)
Early estimates they were giving us like $100 billion to go to war in Iraq.
Ended up multi trillions.
Lots of graft opportunities.
It was always stupid this mantra of "you broke it you bought it"
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (eIzlH)
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W is going to look at Trump walking back out of Iran after a few weeks of bombing, having secured a servile successor government in Persia that has only real interest in trading with America, and he's gonna be pissed.
Because it won't be a State Department created Parliament doing it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
"Made in China" = crap
welcome to buying anything these days pal
Posted by: brak at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (qBdHI)
I then tried to be a humanitarian (he's never fooled) and said I guess it is not that funny but it reminds me of a Wylie Coyote cartoon at this point.
He said he laughed as well. So we are an evenly matched evil couple.
I think it is fabulous! They must be so paranoid at this point! If I was a mullah I'd be beating feets outta there to my summer home in a cave.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (WONhk)
I believe that he is communing with his 72 virgins.
Posted by: The Council of Ex-Perts! at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (n1OCj)
He hasn't been reported dead yet. The older son, who coincidentally was expected to be named Supreme Pizza, was killed along with daddy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1Udfd)
LOL... Beat me to it....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (6IkdQ)
Can't the Navy hold Morale Boosting Raffles onboard their gunships where the winners can take pot shots with deck guns at the remaining Iranian fleet ?
Award prizes and Lucite block commemoratives.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (BvPIe)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (AlhUl)
I remember this coming up during the Iraq war with the left arguing we couldn't directly kill enemy political leaders - only military or paramilitary units. And then only if they were somehow directly a threat to American forces. Which is an absurd theory of war.
But Shrub accepted it...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)
They must have 5th Avenue working on their promotions.
Shades of the Iraqi Elite Republican Guards.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: pookysgirl enjoys cleverness at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (Wt5PA)
Wanted: New Supreme Leader. Good Pay, Free Goats Ass, Endless Goat Meat, Chinese Health Care Plan, Free Towels for your Head and Free Death to America T-Shirt.
Salary is 100,000,000,000 Rials per week (US Pig Dog Dollars = $1.50/hr
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (X7dyz)
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Gotta believe their navy is bigger than 11 ships. Good accomplishment, but 'Gulf of Oman fleet' is a little too qualified... Otherwise they'd say 'the Iranian Navy has all been sunk'... Pretty sure the bulk of their fleet is in the Persian Gulf, not Gulf of Oman... And I'm pretty sure Iran has lots of small vessels. I think those are mostly in the Persian Gulf where they harass the Strait of Hormuz / less open water to cover...
Posted by: bearski at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (Bhsk7)
Which side do you really want to be on, ace?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You know you could make a career out of reviewing the AI movies being posted.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)
"DENGRUUU Defense for Air System and Purposes for Make Air Safe"
1 star! Would not recommend!! Did not even do its most basic function!!!
And Amazon wouldn't refund because it was blown to pieces! I am very dissapoint!
Posted by: Iran Amazon Review at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Chinese Amazon Site at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (X7dyz)
The arguments against that at the time were:
1) Some other bad person might come to power
2) There could be a civil war
3) Iran could take over
Only really #3 should have been a concern. A civil war would be good - various factions of your enemies fighting each other means they can't bother you.
And our job in Iraq wasn't to give them good political leadership, just to make sure the new leader fears attacking the US so for #1...don't care.
Posted by: 18-1
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Problem was much of the Neocon nonsense that the war was about "spreading democracy" and it being some humanitarian mission. That Iraq was going to be this "city on a hill" and change the Middle East.
Looking back, it really was all stupid. Even if Saddam had chemical weapons, etc.
Way more justification to go to war in Iran than Iraq imo. Iran's terrorism had a much bigger reach
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (6IkdQ)
He's been pretty good. He's thrown blankets over previous claims which haven't been confirmed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (ExV1e)
Maybe Trump can bomb our experts next. Given how wrong they have been on just about everything and how much it's cost this country they deserve it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: The Council of Ex-Perts! at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (NpAcC)
Thankfully those worst case scenerios did not happen. I hope the Iranian people can now have a successful revolution and put in decent leaders instead of the deatch cult clerics maintaining power.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (Sokdp)
Good. Should make the logistics of France's surrender ceremony easier.
Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (G0vdT)
It's for sheep, sorry.
Posted by: Chinese Merchants at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: bearski
No, we pretty much knew all their capital ships and those are gone. With no air cover, surface ships are simply targets. They do have the irregular speed boat swarms but unclear how those work in an active war environment with very permissive rules of engagement to shoot them from far way.
I think, possibly, you might see the Iranians try to drift mines into the Persian Gulf next from land.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The Dark Lord at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (DBAaD)
Maybe they have 1/3 of their vessels in dry dock?
But, anything they had floating is gone.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (1Udfd)
- Trump starts trash talking you
- Trump makes threats.
- China delivers air defenses
- Trump offers a deal
- Trump sets a deadline
- Trump says he thinks there is no way to reach a deal
= bombs drop
. ("but wait, the deadline has not passed!")
. China air defenses don't work
. state funeral
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (sgZHy)
No Rarranty, express or implied!
Posted by: Temu at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (D0HYP)
Wanted: New Supreme Leader. Good Pay, Free Goats Ass, Endless Goat Meat, Chinese Health Care Plan, Free Towels for your Head and Free Death to America T-Shirt.
Salary is 100,000,000,000 Rials per week (US Pig Dog Dollars = $1.50/hr
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (X7dyz)
Since you bring that dude up I heard his dog, which he enjoyed electrocuting, died recently.
Mysterious circumstances, I imagine.
Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (rA+1J)
Serious analysts and commentators didn't actually believe it, did they?
I think it's a mistake to dismiss them. They're smart, hard working, and educated, and there are an awful lot of them. They've made incredible progress in the last 20-30 years, just not as much as they claimed.
We're laughing at them now because Trump is president, but if it were Kamala, I'd be scared s***less.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)
Ukraine doesn't have anything near our best systems in place.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (1Udfd)
Still, wen Trump drive down the costs of my keto cheetos?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (REq0p)
Achmed: (picking up the phone) Tire World.
Mahmoud: This is Mahmoud, the new head of H.R. of the Islamic Republic. We been watchin' your progress down there at Bandar Abbas with a lotta interest and well...
(a dramatic pause)
How would you like to be Ayatollah?
Achmed: I don't know...
Mahmoud: (incredulous) What do ya mean you don't know? This is a chance to lead the country in the name of Allah!
Achmed: Lemme think it over, will ya, Mahmoud. I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I'll talk to ya later.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (CWTWj)
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Ring around the Chinese Air Defense Systems.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (UQESC)
They are always available to the highest bidder, but they will switch sides on a dime if the incentives change. Sometimes 2 or 3 times in the same war.
As soon as it's clear who's going to win, they Qatari's immediately proclaim how much they always hated their old partners and how much they truly Love and Respect their new partners, the winners. That's who the Qatari's are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (/QdgR)
He got some play among the former progs for his neo-peacenik stance and he's just locked into it.
To me, that's the reason he wants us to abandon Israel, because that way we can't be sucked into their military issues. And I think this is all a sign that "he was right" and he's taking whatever "confirmation" he can take from it.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)
Thankfully those worst case scenerios did not happen. I hope the Iranian people can now have a successful revolution and put in decent leaders instead of the deatch cult clerics maintaining power.
Posted by: PaleRider
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Our counter subs and surface forces are scary good at detecting subs including diesel electrics. Too many 'experts' are discussing matters where we probably have real ones with experience in such things right here at AOS.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM
He's usually pretty good.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 04:03 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 04:03 PM (u73oe)
We're laughing at them now because Trump is president, but if it were Kamala, I'd be scared s***less.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)
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Their military hardware is shit and they're 20 years in the middle of a demographic collapse that is going to have wide-ranging effects within the country that will make it unable to actually project power beyond its borders for literally generations.
And I suspect most of this was known in the 90s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SMOD
Meesa no likey dis big bomba!
Posted by: Mullah Jar Jar at March 03, 2026 04:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 04:03 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 04:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (UjdFS)
There were stories that plane tickets out of Iran were going for almost a half million dollars to Chinese trying to flee. They've been involved in the suppression of the last month, and are not popular, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Riz8t)
https://tinyurl.com/3mc9t3j2
"Israel Air Force is destroying every IRGC and Basij base, even the tiniest ones"
go to link for the rest of the message
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (5rh/l)
The allies said no. Assassinating other political leaders is bad and a war crime.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (qpQFJ)
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China hasn't had a war in a grampa's lifetime.
In my book, this is reason #1 they are a "paper dragon".
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: I was 103rd in line a week ago at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (TN0g+)
I’m shocked that people believe a country who never developed anything on their own, and stole it from everybody’s IP, and who make your dental picks and cheap Walmart crap, can build a good missile defense system.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (jlI90)
Especially since no one in the US prior to Trump even knew what "Good Political Leadership"™ looked like.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (KhyP1)
There are 193 countries in the world.
I reckon at least 150 of them would assassinate Trump if they thought they could get away with it, and Iran is certainly among them.
Trump *can* pull it off, so he does.
Why are we supposed afford the world a gratuity they'd never extend to us? I would be fine with it if we announced we'd killed Keir Starmer this morning.
Foreign leaders get no sympathy from me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 04:05 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (CWTWj)
Now, I want Pizza and Jerky.
Thanks a lot, Nurse.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)
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Ring around the Chinese Air Defense Systems.
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Ancient Chinese secret!
Posted by: That one Chinese lady at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (TN0g+)
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They couldn't keep their Qom.
Posted by: Axeman
Next up is their Assembly of Semi Experts. After that, is their Assembly of Rando Bums off the Street willing to work for goats.
We can't win, they have defense in depth there.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (E4rtv)
In my book, this is reason #1 they are a "paper dragon".
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)
Yeah but thanks to traitorous vermin in the US, they’ve stolen a lot of our knowledge.
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Kt19C)
Anybody who got their face pushed in by Mike Tyson?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (X7dyz)
Its morally superior to grind up tens of millions of people in a bloody war and destroy the means of production of multiple nations than it is to kill one asshole.
Sort of like why George Soros still lives.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (KhyP1)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (E4rtv)
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Let's see how well that works out for them. No doubt we have eyes in the sky over that region 24/7.
A fish can't fart in that region without the US/Israel detecting it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (ESVrU)
It does my heart good to see that stupid Baghieri gone, their supposed drone carrier. They took an old cargo ship and put a plywood flattop on it and said "look we have a carrier too!" No defenses, no escorts. No surprise that all it was one F-18 and one missile and bye bye, Baghieri.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (/QdgR)
There are 193 countries in the world.
I reckon at least 150 of them would assassinate Trump if they thought they could get away with it, and Iran is certainly among them.
Trump *can* pull it off, so he does.
Why are we supposed afford the world a gratuity they'd never extend to us? I would be fine with it if we announced we'd killed Keir Starmer this morning.
Foreign leaders get no sympathy from me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)
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Appeals to international law are really just small countries telling big countries what they are allowed to do.
Without an overarching actual governmental structure, though (which I'd never want on that scale), it's just manipulation.
International law is a joke and trash and should be laughed at when it shows its face in public. What matters in international geopolitics is power.
And America has a lot of power that it allowed small countries to bully it into not using for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (GBKbO)
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (7kJyR)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (qpQFJ)
As a point to consider, when Chinese influence peddling in DC started to come to light in the late 90s, early 00s it wasn't considered seriously, in part because China was just a weak regional power.
So I do have to agree that they have made significant strides. But the problem is the endemic corruption in their culture. This is common in third world countries and this they have not addressed. This means while they have dramatically improved their industrial capabilities, one shouldn't trust a damn think a Chinese business claims their products can do.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)
If W had toppled Iraq, flown into Baghdad, and then given a speech that said, "I have conquered with my mighty sky forces because your previous leader displeased me. I shall come again if your next displeases me."
And then he'd left the nation, bringing all of our military assets with him.
It might have been a somewhat popular foreign entanglement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (GBKbO)
it is what we did in both the Halls of Montezuma AND the Shores of Tripoli.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (8avO+)
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The UK is an Islamic nation. I'd rather be aligned with the Russians than the UK.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 04:08 PM (TN0g+)
🇮🇷 BREAKING: Islamic Republic of Iran's new Defence Minister Majid Ibn Reza has been assassinated only two days into his job.
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*SIGH* Cancel the business cards.
Posted by: STV at March 03, 2026 04:08 PM (XMeSM)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (X7dyz)
That's not funny. -- Abdul's Goat Emporium
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
The celebrations in Britain would dwarf what the Persians have been doing this weekend.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 04:08 PM (Y8DZL)
Is that true? Do fish fart?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:08 PM (Riz8t)
Thanks a lot, Nurse.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (1Udfd)
I think all the jerky's under FDA recall right now...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 03, 2026 04:08 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)
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Although China's fertility rate dropped below replacement way back in 1991, past population growth and a stabilization of the fertility rate meant that their number of births was fairly stable for about two decades through 2017. It wasn't until 2018 that births began cratering, due to a combination of further fertility decline and the previous fertility decline catching up to them. This means that China has some years left to be quite dangerous, though the demographic clock is ticking.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 04:08 PM (crJ1Z)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 04:09 PM (gVUi7)
WE ADMIT NOTHING!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly and Tucker Carlson at March 03, 2026 04:09 PM (JCZqz)
What sort of transgression did the IDF soldier engage in that merited that punishment?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:09 PM (nAS9C)
Good. Should make the logistics of France's surrender ceremony easier.
Posted by: WisRich
The table, the chairs, and the signed document are already on board.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 03, 2026 04:09 PM (yFLFB)
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It's a drawback to set the game at those stakes.
But somebody is always going to try? Isn't that what they claimed about the golf course shooter?
Nah, he's not a Democrat, but he's Iran-involved or something. And: Of course, Iran would be plotting to take Trump out.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:09 PM (Fi81e)
And America has a lot of power that it allowed small countries to bully it into not using for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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"Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!"
Posted by: Colonel Saito at March 03, 2026 04:10 PM (sgZHy)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Riz8t)
They were half a million Iranian dollars, which is about 25 bucks, American.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 04:10 PM (/QdgR)
Is that true? Do fish fart?
No, because they would be detected and killed.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:10 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)
They have some businesses, mostly the giants, that have realized that consistency is better business than fraud, with leaders who learned in the West. Mid-sized and small-sized businesses still do that but less than in the past.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 03, 2026 04:10 PM (okun6)
You gotta keep that stuff cold.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 03, 2026 04:11 PM (YLiRj)
If I woke up and it was announced that we'd offed Starmer, Macron, Putin, Zelensky, and Xi overnight I would be fine with it. Except for the boner lasting over 4 hours part, apparently that's bad if you aren't The Paolo.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 04:11 PM (2ocoG)
Is that true? Do fish fart?
No, because they would be detected and killed.
What about SBDs?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (qpQFJ)
No air to air combat. No Missile Defense System.
Just a giant country filled with target sites.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (1Udfd)
@TousiTVOfficial
🇮🇷 BREAKING: Islamic Republic of Iran�s new Defence Minister Majid Ibn Reza has been assassinated only two days into his job
Is Reza a common name in Iran
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM
He's usually pretty good.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 04:03 PM (kgE5c)
He's been great for years about the UK government's internal workings. Given his ancestry I can believe he has contacts in Iran as well.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Not that I feel strongly about it or anything at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (TbWk/)
That said, I'm more worried about the UK Islamic Republic and their already have nukes.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (fgmuN)
so take that premise and shove it up your shiney hiney
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (REq0p)
On the third day of the campaign, the command posted a blunt update: "Two days ago, the Iranian regime had 11 ships in the Gulf of Oman, today they have ZERO."
Imagine being one of the poor mooks on those ships. You know what's coming, but what can you do about it?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (Riz8t)
Advancement might look somewhat better now.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (LHPAg)
I thought he wasn't getting involved.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (jtM2q)
You know where they keep the bulk Jerky at my local butcher?
In the freezer.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (1Udfd)
Let's not leave the United Nations and World Court off the list of regimes that are falling.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (qpQFJ)
They have half of one with the UK. Not sure what happens if they go to war with each other, perhaps trade sides every month.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (8avO+)
One company I worked at wanted to enter the Chinese market, but Chinese law said you had to partner with a local Chinese company.
So we did...and the Chinese company stole our IP and started directly competing with us and drove us to mostly abandon the Chinese market.
A few years later a new VP decided, Hey we really need to improve our presence in the Chinese market and...partnered with a new Chinese company. You'll never guess what happened next!
And I'll note as far as I could tell neither VP that pushed for going into China faced any consequences for what they did...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)
🇮🇷 BREAKING: Islamic Republic of Iran's new Defence Minister Majid Ibn Reza has been assassinated only two days into his job.
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The Vindman brothers are available.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:14 PM (RrMSR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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"Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!"
Posted by: Colonel Saito at March 03, 2026 04:10 PM (sgZHy)
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International "law" works the same way as nation, state, and local law. It ONLY works when there is a mechanism for ENFORCEMENT. As all the Soros DA's demonstrated in the reverse...
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at March 03, 2026 04:14 PM (7kJyR)
Posted by: Not that I feel strongly about it or anything at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (TbWk/)
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If anybody would get something done, it would be Trump.
It's just what he does.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 03, 2026 04:14 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 03, 2026 04:15 PM (kQWle)
Donald, don't listen to this guy, I really really can't run the EU, Russia and China. I'm begging you Donald.
Posted by: Marco Rubio at March 03, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (LHPAg)
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Not as common as it will be.
Posted by: Reza Pahlavi at March 03, 2026 04:15 PM (crJ1Z)
Naked Gun 2 1/2. The Opening Scene was the first thing that hit me when this kicked off.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:15 PM (1Udfd)
So we did...and the Chinese company stole our IP and started directly competing with us and drove us to mostly abandon the Chinese market.
A few years later a new VP decided, Hey we really need to improve our presence in the Chinese market and...partnered with a new Chinese company. You'll never guess what happened next!
—
Seasons 4 and 5 of Silicon Valley.
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:15 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (jtM2q)
Iran announces that New Supreme Leader will be Carl the Janitor, as he was the last one left in the building and was unhurt since he likes to sleep in a heavy steel dumpster. In a brief interview, Carl said he would like to focus on cleaning things up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 04:15 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: LASue
Did Iran have a Kohl's?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (kO+Bl)
My company decided to open a development office in China. With access to ALL of our source code. You'll never guess what happened next!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (ExV1e)
One company I worked at wanted to enter the Chinese market, but Chinese law said you had to partner with a local Chinese company.
So we did...and the Chinese company stole our IP and started directly competing with us and drove us to mostly abandon the Chinese market.
A few years later a new VP decided, Hey we really need to improve our presence in the Chinese market and...partnered with a new Chinese company. You'll never guess what happened next!
And I'll note as far as I could tell neither VP that pushed for going into China faced any consequences for what they did...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)
Like the man said, don't trust China, China is asshoe! And as I and a few others say, execs are largely retarded.
Posted by: Fuck up, move up! at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Oldcat at March
It's like when you have all time qb in backyard football
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (MGB5H)
🇮🇷 BREAKING: Islamic Republic of Iran's new Defence Minister Majid Ibn Reza has been assassinated only two days into his job.
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The Vindman brothers are available.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:14 PM (RrMSR)
I have a few nominations too.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:12 PM (8avO+)
His father lives in Tehran.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 03, 2026 04:17 PM (oCS0o)
It's just what he does.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)
Trump is a smart guy and he cares about the US but the big reason why Trump gets shit done is that he doesn't want to be in office forever.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:17 PM (ExV1e)
One was evidently in drydock at Bandar Abbas, so we might assume that it got taken out. That leaves the other 3.
Diesel boats are very quiet when underwater and operating on battery power, so much so that in multiple exercises with our allies who possess this kind of sub they have been able to slip through a carrier's escort screen and get close enough to take pictures through a periscope.
That's torpedo range.
I'll rest more comfortably when we account for the Iranian diesel boats. Until then, we have to hope that the SSNs that are escorting our CVBGs will be able to sniff out any of them that might be lurking about in the Gulf of Oman.
Posted by: Taylor at March 03, 2026 04:17 PM (3tDro)
My company decided to open a development office in China. With access to ALL of our source code. You'll never guess what happened next!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (ExV1e)
Like I said: retarded.
Posted by: Man I would immunity from consequence too! at March 03, 2026 04:17 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:18 PM (qpQFJ)
I thought he wasn't getting involved.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 04:13 PM (WONhk)
They're going to sail circles around Cypress and hang out in the eastern Mediterranean, where they can pretend they're doing something. That may sound like a joke, but seriously, that's their plan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 04:18 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Gary at March 03, 2026 04:18 PM (j3Fsw)
"A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer."
It's not a quote from that war criminal, Hegshit, though it's not beyond something that ghoul would say, I would bet.
Am I in a leftist bubble? I dont know ANYONE happy about us in Iran. I guess im glad ive surrounded myself with good people, but most identify as liberal or just a democrat. Maybe democrat socialist.
Looking at Iran and saying its women are going to be liberated by Trump invading, is like seeing the boarding school in the movie Matilda and saying its students are going to be liberated by Epstein breaking in.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 03, 2026 04:18 PM (JCZqz)
Anything for a buck. Start with government leftists. Hanging is too good for them. I vote for boiled in oil.
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2026 04:19 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 04:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 03, 2026 04:19 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Do they? I thought they only had OUR nukes, under our control?
Posted by: MkY at March 03, 2026 04:19 PM (q6tQZ)
So we did...and the Chinese company stole our IP and started directly competing with us and drove us to mostly abandon the Chinese market.
A few years later a new VP decided, Hey we really need to improve our presence in the Chinese market and...partnered with a new Chinese company. You'll never guess what happened next!
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Seasons 4 and 5 of Silicon Valley.
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 04:15 PM (qpQFJ)
If you can't trust communists who hate you poisonously, who can you trust? God how I hated those fools dipping into China in the 90s. Sadly the ones proposing it had their golden parachutes set up when the bill came.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (ExV1e)
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I think I will.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 04:19 PM (gKWVE)
Couple of bass boats with two guys doing their best Bo & Luke Duke impressions with bows and sticks of dynamite taped to arrows.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 04:19 PM (/lPRQ)
Stack em high and deep.
Posted by: Banzai! at March 03, 2026 04:20 PM (/IU3q)
CHIANG? Didn't he run the dry cleaner on the corner?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 04:20 PM (abIsI)
Purim celebrations can get out of hand.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:20 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 03, 2026 04:20 PM (YlWIZ)
You would think that someone who is supposed to be a specialist in DEFENSE would be capable of not getting dead two days into the gig.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:20 PM (nAS9C)
This is like when the RAF Mosquitos bombed Berlin as Goering was going to give a speech. Or Operation Jericho when the walls came down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:20 PM (2GVsD)
More at 11!
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2026 04:21 PM (WYStd)
They sound Mahdi.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:21 PM (1Udfd)
Um...yeah, I'm calling bullshit on this. Putting it in the "suckers and losers" and "Trump lurched for the steering wheel" bin.
Posted by: So many credulous fools out there at March 03, 2026 04:21 PM (TbWk/)
In the navy, Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy, Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy, Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
In the navy, Can't you see we need a hand?
In the navy, Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy, Come on and join your fellow men
In the navy, in the navy
(I danced to that song a lot in Dance Dance Revolution! One of my favorites, along with Darude's Sandstorm.)
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Eng1Z)
Purim celebrations can get out of hand.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:20 PM (1Udfd)
Haman nice shot.
Posted by: Ga Filter Fish at March 03, 2026 04:22 PM (TbWk/)
":New polling out of CNN found that 77% of Republicans approve of the weekend’s military action. When asked if Trump has a clear plan for handling the Iran situation, that number rose to 83%. And when it comes to those who identify as “MAGA Republicans,” the number who said they strongly support the President’s decision jumped by a whopping 30%..."
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 04:22 PM (GD0B3)
CHIANG? Didn't he run the dry cleaner on the corner?
Brother of Cthulhu, neighbor of the Kraken.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:22 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:20 PM (1Udfd)
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Drunk Chabad are fun Chabad. Until they go Chabad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 04:22 PM (RIvkX)
That's torpedo range.
I'll rest more comfortably when we account for the Iranian diesel boats. Until then, we have to hope that the SSNs that are escorting our CVBGs will be able to sniff out any of them that might be lurking about in the Gulf of Oman.
The Persian Gulf is shallow, so I'm not sure the subs could hide there.
The Persian Gulf (also known as the Arabian Gulf) is a relatively shallow body of water.
The most commonly cited and widely accepted figure for its average depth is 50 meters (approximately 164 feet). This value appears consistently in reliable sources like Wikipedia, World Atlas, Nations Online, and various educational/geographical references.
For context, the maximum depth is generally given as about 90 meters (around 295–300 feet), though some sources note slightly higher values (up to ~100–110 meters) near the entrance at the Strait of Hormuz.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)
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Armageddon is a plain in Israel/Lebanon area. This has been known since before the Bible was written.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 04:23 PM (HYqoK)
The US Navy and Marines are at this moment engaged in Exercise Iron Fist 26 with their Japanese counterparts. Already scheduled, but it sends a message that we are still watching the Chinese at this time.
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 03, 2026 04:23 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Gary
........
Threatening beheadings works better in person.
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS)
Jesus will come again to separate the sheep from the goats... and send the goats to abuse-survivor therapy
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 04:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
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Somebody like Mark Kelly, perhaps?
I call bullshit all over that.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)
There's code that has my name attached to the documentation header block that can be found in Chinese-built clinical databases because my company was stupid enough to open a Chinese division.
They didn't even f*cking remove my name from the code they stole! I'm still pissed about that.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2026 04:24 PM (WYStd)
Serves me right for buying a Tissot watch.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 03, 2026 04:24 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)
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The Plain of Megiddo
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:24 PM (Fi81e)
":New polling out of CNN found that 77% of Republicans approve of the weekend’s military action. When asked if Trump has a clear plan for handling the Iran situation, that number rose to 83%. And when it comes to those who identify as “MAGA Republicans,” the number who said they strongly support the President’s decision jumped by a whopping 30%..."
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 04:22 PM (GD0B3)
113% is pretty good.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:24 PM (ExV1e)
This would be good for a David Zucker parody type movie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2026 04:24 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:25 PM (Fi81e)
The Klingon General? Damn, shit's getting real over there.
Posted by: Cry havoc! In the original Klingon of course at March 03, 2026 04:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:20 PM (1Udfd)
Ramadan is so lit this year.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 04:25 PM (Eng1Z)
Mark Kelly holds a commission so not him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:24 PM (ExV1e)
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That's why I said an equivalent.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:25 PM (Fi81e)
I thought Gen. Jack Ripper was dead, shot in the head?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 04:25 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Wally at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (pduCL)
If they really want to help, they can probably help out the legitimate Lebanese government, which is going to have its hands full trying (maybe for real this time) to disarm Hezbollah and reassert their sovereignty. And of course France has history there.
Posted by: Henry O. at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (X5Mi4)
They sound Mahdi.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:21 PM (1Udfd)
they didn't mention a well.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Max Power at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 04:27 PM (UjdFS)
So yeah BS
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:27 PM (2GVsD)
I should make a reddit account just to go into The Handmaids Tale subs and demand we all unite to make Trump stop destroying Muslim Gilead.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:27 PM (nAS9C)
If this is China's latest and greatest, if it's the best they can do, then there's a group of experts in Beijing right now who are wishing they were with that group that got bombed.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (0MjtC)
The HQ-9 is older tech. The Chinese have newer SAM systems.
I suppose the question is: is the lack of effectiveness of the HQ-9 due to poor crew training, OR bad Chinese engineering? My guess is that it's a combination of both.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 03, 2026 04:27 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: Gary
........
Threatening beheadings works better in person.
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS)
Beheading is preferable to a Teams meeting.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)
Killing them is a war crime, BTW, since they were all "civilians".
Aside from them being at the head of the military chain of command, they were protected by military guards, who were likely in uniform. Hence, the guards themselves were legitimate military targets. So we engaged in a bit of overkill, producing civilian collateral damage, big whoop.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 04:28 PM (HXiQ2)
If we try propping up a Constitutional monarchy in Iran, we're never getting out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 04:28 PM (BI5O2)
That would have been considered shallow and dangerous for US subs in WW2, let alone enemy subs today trying to slip past our incredible escort sensors. Gato-class subs (our middle of the road workhorse in WW2) could dive down to around 300 feet.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 03, 2026 04:28 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)
there is a breakdown to which this refers - "MAGA Republicans are 30 points more likely than non-MAGA Republicans to say they strongly approve of the decision to take military action, 34 points likelier to say it will reduce the threat Iran poses to the US and nearly 50 points more likely to say they have a great deal of trust in Trump to make the right decisions about US use of force in Iran."
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 04:28 PM (GD0B3)
... Panda Xi promised a war in 2026 but it now looks like that won't happened this year, so all the stuff that was stockpiled for Taiwan is headed to Iran.
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (RHGPo)
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I'm sure this is just as accurate as all the fakes stories about troops running over dogs, or mocking scarred veterans that popped up in Iraq.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Max Power at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (q177U)
You know what CIWS is right?
They're the minions that we put on the corners of ships that are basically auto-yeeting machines.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (WYStd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 04:25 PM (/QdgR)
What subjects/subreddits?? Any good covert transmissions you can share?
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (1o8D5)
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There is so much dried fruit coursing its way through my GI system right now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/4nkjsxkk
Pardon me while I UNLEASH my CHIANG.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 03, 2026 04:30 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 04:30 PM (u73oe)
Flagrant Geneva Convention violation... but then, they have been flouting the Convention for over 40 years....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 04:30 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:30 PM (2GVsD)
I went to this site --
https://x.com/PsyopAnime
At the top, pinned, there is an anime of future super powerful leader or something. (I only watched about 30 sec.)
Below it is a clip from the Trump announcement a couple days ago, translated and animated.
I dare you to tell me how they are different. Trumps language sounds like some super hero from an anime.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 04:31 PM (sgZHy)
I could see Mark Kelly in a turban.
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 04:27 PM (UjdFS)
I'd PREFER Mark Kelly in a turban, that way I wouldn't have to see that glans-shaped head.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 04:31 PM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:31 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (RHGPo)
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The PLA is frozen in place over fears of rebellion. No leave for the New Year, commanders required to remain with their units. Maximum alert levels for a month.
And now an oil shock is coming. CCP is screwed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:31 PM (ZOv7s)
.. next up ... The War On Poverty .. running for over 50 years
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 04:32 PM (RHGPo)
I remember this coming up during the Iraq war with the left arguing we couldn't directly kill enemy political leaders - only military or paramilitary units. And then only if they were somehow directly a threat to American forces. Which is an absurd theory of war.
But Shrub accepted it...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah I wouldn't have bothered with the Pentagon Lawyers until they had done a 6 month tour on the front lines.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:32 PM (8avO+)
In my book, this is reason #1 they are a "paper dragon".
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)
Yeah but thanks to traitorous vermin in the US, they’ve stolen a lot of our knowledge.
Posted by: Heroq
I think, along with AH Lloyd, that Xi cannot afford a competent military because it presents a clear and present danger to him. Saddam ditto--his handpicked Republican Guard was faithful personally to him but his general army sucked. Iran seems to be demonstrating the same weakness because political loyalty to a shitty group of politicians or one shitty despot means that you cannot have personal competence at your job as military chief. It presents a clear and present danger to those types to overturn them.
So these governments divide and conquer, rely on cronyism and faithfullness rather than competence, and ruthlessly get rid of those smart enough and competent enough to pose a threat to the country's leadership.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:32 PM (E4rtv)
The Klingon General? Damn, shit's getting real over there.
Posted by: Cry havoc!
Qapla!!!!
Posted by: Film Actor's Guild at March 03, 2026 04:32 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Oldcat
My Navy buddies and I drove through it when we visited Israel. Actually, a pretty beautiful place.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Denny Crane - BF2 Is Number One! at March 03, 2026 04:32 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 04:27 PM (UjdFS)
With a long tail on it. And another face on the back of his head.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:32 PM (ExV1e)
Flagrant Geneva Convention violation... but then, they have been flouting the Convention for over 40 years....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 04:30 PM (mP0Kj)
Pretty sure that technically, Israel did the bombing of the Panel of Experts.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2026 04:33 PM (WYStd)
Posted by: Recycling at March 03, 2026 04:33 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
It would be funny when he gets pissed, and turns purple.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 04:33 PM (Wc+7N)
Yet the best General Motors cars are the Chinese manufactured GM cars.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:34 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: wth[/i
That idiot CCP tool should never be allowed near a battlefield again. His shiny dome would interfere with any laser sighting that might be happening in the area.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 04:34 PM (abIsI)
I think, possibly, you might see the Iranians try to drift mines into the Persian Gulf next from land.
Posted by: whig at March 03,
Death cultists damaged the USS Cole pretty bad. I know it was immobile at the time but still.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 04:34 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (eIzlH)
It should be:
"We're leaving. Don't make us come back and break the rest!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 04:34 PM (n9ltV)
I remember this coming up during the Iraq war with the left arguing we couldn't directly kill enemy political leaders - only military or paramilitary units. And then only if they were somehow directly a threat to American forces. Which is an absurd theory of war.
But Shrub accepted it...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)
Yeah I wouldn't have bothered with the Pentagon Lawyers until they had done a 6 month tour on the front lines.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:32 PM (8avO+)
The Geneva Convention was written by Politicians, to protect... oh... Politicians.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 04:34 PM (mP0Kj)
I should make a reddit account just to go into The Handmaids Tale subs and demand we all unite to make Trump stop destroying Muslim Gilead.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm
Oh, good! Will have to scan! I mostly go there to "Saint" to read Meghan Markle snark.
They are mad at something daily. I love it!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 04:35 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Bots and Middle Easterners plus our traitorous leftists. Doesn't leave much room for sane thought.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Always have been at March 03, 2026 04:36 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 04:30 PM (mP0Kj)
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It's been a few years since my LOAC refresher, but the Geneva Conventions related to treatment of prisoners, uniforms and stuff. I don't recall leaders being given "protected" status like hospitals. The enemy government is a legitimate target because it is the center node of command and control.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: DOGGFISH at March 03, 2026 04:36 PM (yYs4P)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2026 04:36 PM (WYStd)
https://tinyurl.com/4nkjsxkk
.......
Her neighbors can see right in that window.
Lucky stiffs.
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 04:36 PM (UjdFS)
Flagrant Geneva Convention violation... but then, they have been flouting the Convention for over 40 years....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 04:30 PM (mP0Kj)
Pretty sure that technically, Israel did the bombing of the Panel of Experts.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2026 04:33 PM (WYStd)
Yeah, but the part of the world that already hates us, will blame us anyway... which does not move the needle on my give a shit meter.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 04:36 PM (mP0Kj)
Same shape as ace's ugly nut.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
I remember when "Made in Japan" was a condemnation, but I also remember that their products were miles ahead in quality compared to the absolute shit China has foisted on us over the last 20 years.
Posted by: Denny Crane - BF2 Is Number One! at March 03, 2026 04:36 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Iran Assembly Of Experts at March 03, 2026 04:37 PM (CY/QA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 04:30 PM (u73oe)
They can develop stuff internally, their smartphones for instance are higher powered because it's part of their gaming culture(which is way less PC centric). Main problem is their particular culture of theft/fraud that makes it hard to do business out of clan networks.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at March 03, 2026 04:37 PM (okun6)
Tehran placing schools and mosques near military sites is not a war crime?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:37 PM (2GVsD)
The Geneva Convention has nothing to do with winning wars, its all about enriching the banksters and corrupt politicians with endless wars.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:37 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)
Imagine if that caught on in the West.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2026 04:37 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Eromero
From reading about that tragedy, ROE and peacetime had a lot to do with allowing those assholes close to the ship. I don't think the same permissive environment exists today and those boats like those of the drug cartels will simply vanish far away from being able to harm something.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:37 PM (E4rtv)
I'm sure the Democrats consider that an "illegal order."
Your move, Mark. Whatcha gonna do about it, faggot?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 04:38 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Archimedes
Japan and China do not share a culture. Mainland Chinese believe that if someone has been cheated out of something, they deserved it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2026 04:38 PM (diia5)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
It's exhausting just reading it every day...I can't imagine LIVING on 120% existential outrage for years on end. No wonder 60% of liberal women have mental illnesses or are on drugs.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 03, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)
Never buy Air Defense equipment from Harbor Freight.
Posted by: DOGGFISH at March 03, 2026 04:38 PM (yYs4P)
Posted by: Harbor Freight at March 03, 2026 04:39 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Denny Crane - But Suits was a Good Show. at March 03, 2026 04:39 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 03, 2026 04:39 PM (DgMqy)
Yes I hate the Chinese. I'm not ashamed to say it. Every time I see that code block I mentioned earlier try to hit our API endpoint with credentials that they don't even bother to try and change - it just pissed me off, and reaffirms that they don't know what the f*ck they're trying to do.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2026 04:39 PM (WYStd)
Posted by: goatexchange at March 03, 2026 04:40 PM (hyS0X)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 04:40 PM (crJ1Z)
Oh and I forgot to add to this: the men's hockey team and the tourette's guy at the BAFTAS are still living rent free in the woke left's heads. They cannot give white men any grace.
It is hilariously hypocritical to watch Black millionaires punch down on a guy with a disability who society has utterly shunned, to the point they mad a movie about him.
And woke women act like the Hughes brothers were extremely privileged. I believe their parents could only afford to help one of the brothers get to a pro level? Jack had to claw for it without the monetary support Quinn had.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 04:40 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 04:34 PM (LHPAg)
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Any boats that aren't clearly determined to be friendly will be blasted into oblivion, and if we see them massing in port, we'll dust them there. The "boat swarm" thing was part of a gradual buildup/sudden kickoff to hostilities, assuming Iran had prepared and was ready to roll.
I doubt there is anyone with the command authority or comms to mass a boat swarm at this point.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:40 PM (ZOv7s)
They shipped junk because that was their market, mostly due to labor costs I won't go into. Old japanese tools and things are very high quality in domestic market.
Chinese are fast learners, and can probably make quality, but they are a very very very low trust society. If they can sell you crap, they will. They will cheat on materials, certification, IP, etc. They do because that is their culture after decades of communism and probably before as coolies.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (sgZHy)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
Very true, now we think of things made in Japan as quality. My grandmother used to call made in Japan stuff junk.
Another thing that is not understood by most is that when you get stuff made in China from an American company it is the American company designing the shit to be junk, the supplier is just making it to spec, junk spec. That or the company has terrible quality problems. It is their responsibilty to manage that.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (NtVYv)
The problem with burning down mosques is all the ammo cooking off.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: JackStraw
Sir! I protest, sir! I demand an apology, or satisfaction on the morrow, upon the Field of Mars.
Posted by: Ace's Ugly Nut at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Confuzzed at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Islamic Republic's Assembly of Experts at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)
I'm sure the Democrats consider that an "illegal order."
Your move, Mark. Whatcha gonna do about it, faggot?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 04:38 PM (BI5O2)
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As others have noted, the Israelis did the deed. So Cucker can blame the Jooos.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:42 PM (ZOv7s)
I don't know the date that China had planned for the eventual invasion.
However, after learning their radar and missile systems are sh*t, I suspect that invasion date has been moved back indefinitely.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 03, 2026 04:42 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: ace's attractive nut at March 03, 2026 04:42 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Confuzzed at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (ErTRr)
Bin = trash (trash bin)
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2026 04:42 PM (gKDq2)
Too bad. I thought they already got him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (CY/QA)
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We sit on the UN Human Rights's Council!
Posted by: Islamic Republic of Iran at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (GD0B3)
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Navies are dangerous ... to other ships.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Archimedes
Trajectory is downwards Archimedes. And that is an old problem with wares from China even back when the Emperor sat on the throne. The merchants and producers would put out excellent product at first to get buyers and then repeatedly cheapen the product until it quit selling. Then rinse and repeat with a new line. Those factories that have dual Western and Chinesium lines like for tools have Western QA teams for the Western goods, and very little if no QA for those Chinesium lines.
So quality variance on the Chinesium no name brands is simply rolling the dice. You might get good, you might get crap, but by the time you complain to Amazon, that vendor has folded and renamed itself something else.
And lastly, the recent years have not be kind to Chinese mfg profits and they have been cheapening every single product due to collapsing profit rates. Japan's quality trajectory was up, China's is at best stable for a few but the rest of the products downward.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)
It is hilariously hypocritical to watch Black millionaires punch down on a guy with a disability who society has utterly shunned, to the point they mad a movie about him.
And woke women act like the Hughes brothers were extremely privileged. I believe their parents could only afford to help one of the brothers get to a pro level? Jack had to claw for it without the monetary support Quinn had.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 04:40 PM (Eng1Z)
The sherrif is near ! Haha, my wife called Bronco Bama the sherrif
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (2GVsD)
They were signed in 1949.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (2GVsD)
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Japan did a major heel turn in the 1920s. Went from scrupulously honoring treaties to burning them down.
Also went from supporting China to feasting on it. Chiang Kai-shek was taught military science by the Japanese in Japan.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:44 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bin at March 03, 2026 04:44 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 04:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:45 PM
Tom Nichols hardest hit! Has anyone done a wellness check?
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Sy6m/)
Too bad. I thought they already got him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (CY/QA)
Give us a minute !
Posted by: The Mossad at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM (CY/QA)
Too bad. I thought they already got him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (CY/QA)
I thought that it is his 2nd oldest son who was chosen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM (ExV1e)
A friend of mine works for a South Korean tech company. They have an American division BECAUSE of this problem. the American team innovates and invents new products, the Korean team executes them and brings them to life.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Shore bombardment at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Swodog at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM (1olGb)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 03, 2026 04:42 PM (HlyYF)
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That and the fact that in order to invade, they will have to concentrate forces under a single commander who can then just take over the country instead.
Oh, and a crippling fuel shortage won't help, either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Denny Crane
Yes...her calves are the worst!
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Posted by: Lena Dunham and Hillary! at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM (JCZqz)
It is foolish to impute High Trust mores on a traditionally Low Trust culture.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:46 PM (U4c/V)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)
another problem China has yet to face is the internal demand of the huge population that currently does NOT share in the improvement in lifestyle in the big showcase cities in the country. That will absorb a lot of the total output for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:46 PM (8avO+)
The Iranians had plenty of time to fully arm them and send them off to hidden locations.
These represent the greatest threat to ships in the Gulf.
Posted by: pawn at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM (+rKuc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (2GVsD)
Were they signatories of whatever the precursor was?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM (n9ltV)
I thought it was funny that China will have to buy their oil on the same market as California.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM (U4c/V)
Posted by: Brie Larson's butt at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Tucker doesn't need permission or reality to blame the Jews.
Posted by: Reality at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)
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Tu B'Shvat leftovers?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: KanyeWest at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (5LiC7)
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*shifty eyes*
- Mitch McConnell, Senator since 1985
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 03, 2026 04:42 PM (HlyYF)
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That and the fact that in order to invade, they will have to concentrate forces under a single commander who can then just take over the country instead.
Oh, and a crippling fuel shortage won't help, either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Naval invasions are no joke even when the #1 and #2 industrial and naval nations were doing them in WWII. It would be a huge roll of the dice for the usually conservative leaders of the CCP.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (2GVsD)
It triggered the ear worm in my head of the Village People song, which is why I posted the lyrics to it. If I have to suffer so do you!
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=nmGuy0jievs
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (ZHEwX)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:45 PM
Yep.
That Trump guy sure is a strategic moron ... according to Leftist armchair generals everywhere.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)
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When China was an honor-based society, it may outstanding works of art and craftsmanship. Communism got the worst of all worlds - oppressed slave labor run by greedy factory bosses and no one has any scruples.
The Chinese Hanyang and Kar98 pattern rifles are of excellent manufacture, and fully parts compatible with German ones. So the Chinese can make good things. See also: Taiwan.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 03, 2026 04:49 PM (E/NuN)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia/+0)
The Iranians had plenty of time to fully arm them and send them off to hidden locations.
These represent the greatest threat to ships in the Gulf.
Posted by: pawn at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM (+rKuc)
Trump was speaking about the Navy *outside* the Persian Gulf.
Thanks for playing!!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+)
Why would the Iranian navy have goats ambling about the deck?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:50 PM (pawvM)
Posted by: Swodog
Our acoustic sensors are pretty sensitive...it's gotta be tough to keep the goats on board quiet.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 03, 2026 04:50 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:43 PM
* side eye *
Posted by: 7th Fleet JOODs Association at March 03, 2026 04:50 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)
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Dieppe was a disaster, and the Allies learned a lot from it. Torch went better, but at Sicily he still had IFF problems with aircraft that needed to be worked out. D-Day could work only because of years of practice.
China's last experience with naval combat was 130 years ago. And they got smoked.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Department store Santas at March 03, 2026 04:51 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: pawn at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM (+rKuc)
LOL!!!! Well done!
Posted by: Denny Crane - But Suits was a Good Show. at March 03, 2026 04:51 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (ZHEwX)
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All of these reports of Mojtada Khamenei becoming leader have the same source, Iranian International, but if correct they are also asserting that the IRGC demanded Mojatada be selected, even though he isn't senior enough to be in the running if he weren't his father's son.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (crJ1Z)
https://tinyurl.com/msz97wy4
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 04:48 PM (ZHEwX)
__________________________
Meet the new boss, same as the BOOM !
Posted by: The Mossad at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Confuzzed at March 03, 2026 04:41 PM (ErTRr)
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Wasn't that a hit by the Village People?
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: pawn at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (+rKuc)
Posted by: Max Power at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (q177U)
I thought it was funny that China will have to buy their oil on the same market as California.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM
According to Communist doctrine, it is only fair that all of the communists have to shop at the same store!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (HlyYF)
Hopefully for those within your blast radius none of it is dried apricots.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (pawvM)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)
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We're still way ahead of AoS commenters.
Posted by: Babylon Bee at March 03, 2026 04:54 PM (crJ1Z)
Posted by: pawn at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM (+rKuc)
Hidden from the US Navy that is currently operating with 100% air superiority?
That is a very tough thing to do...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 04:54 PM (n9ltV)
This isn't about me, is it?
Posted by: Brie Larson's butt at March 03, 2026 04:47 PM (ErTRr)
No, so shut up!
Posted by: Flat Sexless Plywood at March 03, 2026 04:55 PM (xWkGt)
The Japanese had regulations about prisoners of war dating from when they first fought against white men, in the Russo-Japanese War, 1904-1905. ... Prisoners of war of the emperor, the Japanese regulations said, were to be treated with a spirit of goodwill, never subjected to cruelty or humiliation, et cetera. And that is how the Russians were treated.
In 1907 the Japanese took part in an international conference at The Hague, where they agreed to the terms of a white man's convention about the treatment of POWs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Military Moron
Naaaaaaaaah.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (Wc+7N)
Posted by: ace's attractive nut at March 03, 2026 04:42 PM (ErTRr)
Why the wrinkly face?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (wVcYX)
Were not out of the woods yet on the water.
Posted by: pawn at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (+rKuc)
The Chinese Hanyang and Kar98 pattern rifles are of excellent manufacture, and fully parts compatible with German ones. So the Chinese can make good things. See also: Taiwan.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Not the point here. And FWIW, about 90 percent of Taiwanese populations are not native Chinese as such but more mutts and not surprisingly due to long Japanese occupation and influence are a hybrid culture. Only about 10 percent origin from those that fled the Chicoms and a lot of domestic politics there turns on that fact. Kai-Shek and his one China bullshit was not a favorite of the indigenous Taiwanese and that is still reflected in their political parties.
But, I am referring to a well known accounts of china and porcelain goods when traders brought them from to the West. Quality would start up fine and then deteriorate. Happened on goods like spices, tea, etc. as well which is why the Brits, in part, started plantations in India for tea.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 04:25 PM (2GVsD)
Cut himself shaving.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (/HDaX)
i do wonder what makes israel so special it drives so many formally "normal" grifters to batshit crazy territory.
Posted by: juicer at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (oRhlc)
Posted by: MikeN at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (xdkTY)
Posted by: Denny Crane
Worse than Hillary? The original Cankles?!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (afk5c)
Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (afk5c)
We're laughing at them now because Trump is president, but if it were Kamala, I'd be scared s***less.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)
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Their military hardware is shit and they're 20 years in the middle of a demographic collapse that is going to have wide-ranging effects within the country that will make it unable to actually project power beyond its borders for literally generations.
And I suspect most of this was known in the 90s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)
They also have a crippling cultural handicap that makes it effectively impossible to develop a reliable materials industry, since they will swiftly cash out any goodwill and trust they may have built up, trading away all of tomorrow's custom to cheat for an extra buck today.
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (Sy6m/)
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I have to wonder if other people will change their tune if he doesn't....
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)
"Nightmare at 1600 PA Avenue"....
Starring Kami " Cackle" Harris and Timmy "Iron Maiden" Walz and also Co starring Iran with 5 Nukes..
Watch Tel Avi go up in smoke and NYC hit by a "Mostly Peaceful" Nuke from Iran
Forget about Global Warming and Hello to Nuclear Winter....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (esdTW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2026 06:17 PM (XeU6L)
I'd guess that means that any threat the Iranian Navy might have posed to the US carrier group in the Arabian Sea has been extinguished. Maybe the carrier group can move somewhat closer to Iran now (which probably makes the carrier group even more powerful).
It doesn't seem to say anything about what this means as far as traffic through the Strait, except that a ship doesn't have to worry AFTER getting through the straight towards the ocean. Perhaps that area will be the next to be "cleaned up".
So it sounds like solid progress - an important milestone in the Naval part of this operation that came pretty quickly.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 07:10 PM (ovdkm)
Wish I could remember the comedian who first said "We should call all our cities holy. Holy city of New York, holy city of Wichita"
Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 03, 2026 07:59 PM (nc2DJ)
Posted by: these are not The Droids at March 04, 2026 01:02 AM (bqgaI)
Trump: Tucker and Megyn Aren't MAGA -- Trump Is MAGA. Whatever Tucker Carlson Says It Has No Effect On Me.
Tucker is literally repeating the exact same propaganda as the pro-Ummah communist Ryan Grim. Over the past few days, Iran has shot missiles and sent its Shahid drones to attack all of the Gulf States.
In fact, Iran officially announced this was their policy: To attack all "economic zones" in the Middle East, chiefly energy production, I guess to compel the Gulf States and Saudis to rescue them from the US and Israel. Or to just punish them for supporting the war against them. Saudi Arabia and other Gulf states have long been not-too-secretly acting with the US and even Israel against Iran, the real country that's "at war with seven of its neighbors," as Nazi crank and fat nepo baby drunk Tucker Carlson would say.
🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 IRGC threatens to strike all economic centers in the region
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 3, 2026
Iran warns Gulf energy infrastructure, ports, and power stations could be targeted as retaliation for U.S.-Israeli strikes, signaling potential wider economic warfare and pressure on allies.
Source: Al Arabiya https://t.co/XPSPrIOLRT pic.twitter.com/lyIy1yriVG
Saudi Arabia will eventually be able to figure out where the missile came from that struck their oil field, and if it's confirmed it was Israel, that'll have regional implications for a generation https://t.co/qooRUUT05n
— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) March 2, 2026
Tucker is an absolute lunatic.
— AG (@AGHamilton29) March 2, 2026
1) He blames the damage against the Gulf States on Israel, even when those themselves are blaming The Islamic Republic.
2) He claims that the Saudis & Qatar arrested Mossad agents that planned to bomb those countries. This is completely made up pic.twitter.com/eNrmNUu95H
Inconvenient to his claim: Qatar's own Foreign Minister addressed this made-up slander he's pushing and said there is no evidence nor any reports of "cells" of Mossad agents planting bombs. And Qatar is announcing they'll be taking action against Iran, too. Not Israel. Iran.
Is he going to issue a correction? Maybe delete and reupload his latest video? pic.twitter.com/vX4L84benI
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) March 3, 2026
Qatar’s FM spokesperson adds that there is no information on Mossad cells operating in the country.
— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) March 3, 2026
This comes after US broadcaster Tucker Carlson claimed that Qatar and Saudi Arabia have arrested individuals linked to Mossad.
🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/mSvQSyvKdN pic.twitter.com/38103mltme
Megyn Kelly, who enthusiastically supported transgenderism for children when she was being paid by NBC "News," now eagerly pushes Nazi claims now that she's in with the Nazi podcast bros.
I watched 1.5 mins of Megyn Kelly's podcast, she's so angry and bitter *all the time* - she hates this job, she hates her own audience, she looks like a mortician going to a sex party, it's just really depressing what happened to this woman. SMH. pic.twitter.com/HSFOg4vRcd
— Ron M. (@Jewtastic) March 3, 2026
Lee SmithNow Trump makes it clear to MAGA -- Tucker and Megyn are not MAGA.
@LeeSmithDC She's saying Trump is controlled by Jews. She's an anti-Jew fanatic. And it doesn't matter to me whether she's sincerely antisemitic or if she's jumped on the Jew hate bandwagon to profit from Jew hate -- Megyn Kelly is a pig alongside the rest feeding from the same trough.
Ryan Saavedra
@RyanSaavedra 16h 🚨 President Trump torches Megyn Kelly and Tucker Carlson in new remarks on Monday night: "MAGA is Trump -- MAGA's not the other two," Trump said in reference to Carlson and Kelly. Trump says Carlson "can say whatever he wants; it has no impact on me." On Kelly, Trump said: "Megyn was opposed to me for years when I ran the first time and nothing stopped me. And so, you know, some people are against -- and they always come back. She came all the way back. But now I guess she maybe doesn't like the idea of this war, but I do because I have to keep nuclear weapons out of the hands of the Iranians."
Now go ahead, Tucker Suckboys, tell me that Tucker Carlson passing around claims he got off of Stormfront and from the Unz reader doesn't make him a Nazi-Nazi. And then tell me that Cavernous Nostrils makes some really good points about Erika Kirk helping the Jews murder her husband because only Charlie Kirk stood in the way of strikes on Israel.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Clay at March 03, 2026 02:30 PM (dOWMF)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 02:31 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:32 PM (GBKbO)
And it's gone to their ever lovin' heads.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 02:33 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 02:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:33 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:34 PM (1wjle)
And somehow people on the left sort of accept both things as being true.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)
MAGA is centered around the politics to elect Trump to office. But Making America Great Again, is not "whatever Trump decides to do".
But we get enough MAGA effect from Trump in office.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 03, 2026 02:34 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)
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Rubio gave an insight into the reasoning.
Iran was so fast building a preventative dome of conventional weaponry that it was soon becoming impossible to pierce it to stop the nuclear ambitions. Nuclear ambitions that Iran was making very clear that they still had in their negotiations with Witkoff.
The US offered free nuclear fuel for reactors forever. Iran turned it down because they wanted to enrich.
So, they either dealt with this now, when they could manage it, or they dealt with it later, when it was no longer manageable.
Cut the head off the snake. Break a bunch of shit. Say, "We'll come back if you irritate us again."
Jacksonianism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
MAGA is centered around the politics to elect Trump to office. But Making America Great Again, is not "whatever Trump decides to do".
But we get enough MAGA effect from Trump in office.
I was told for years that Trump WAS MAGA and any deviation from Trump's claims was proof of treason. They can't change that rule now.
That was the rule they demanded, that's the rule they're stuck with.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
And somehow people on the left sort of accept both things as being true.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)
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Because to the modern primitive mind, they both mean "Trump bad".
So, the average person who wants to believe that simple premise, examines neither of them.
They are "both true".
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (Fi81e)
I mean if he had Fauci in the docket and started arresting various Dem governors and bureaucrats as co-defendants for every crime an illegal commits it would be great but honestly he's blowing away what he did in his first term already
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)
If I didn't know that it's a spiritual battle, I'd be perplexed as to why so many people think the Jews have to much power.
But, since I know this doesn't come from logic, I'm not surprised. I'm just in awe of how well the Enemy blinds people's eyes.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (RHGPo)
Just asking questions.
Serious questions.
Posted by: Tehran Tarlson at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (FugZA)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (77rzZ)
The X engagement environment simply rewards narratives that are anti-Trump and anti-Semetic.
Why? Because, probably, X engagement is driven by foreigners more than anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
Turn them off and leave them off.
Posted by: Unplug at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (/IU3q)
The X engagement environment simply rewards narratives that are anti-Trump and anti-Semetic.
Why? Because, probably, X engagement is driven by foreigners more than anything else.
yeah wasn't that something?
I don't want to start any rumors, but blacks really do not like Jews and will tell you so if you ask them.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (1wjle)
And it's gone to their ever lovin' heads.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 02:33 PM (jtM2q)
They aren't broken...they are paid.
The problem is that their payers have chosen the 20 side of every 80-20 issue, so the grifting and payment gets more and more obvious...and the public's understanding about your status as a grifter grows more and more...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (tOcjL)
Qatar got a bit upset that Iran fired missiles at them so they are bombing Iran, so I hope carlson deposited his latest/last check already before they put a hold on it
Posted by: Chuck C at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (5yDGQ)
as someone on twitter said, "the podcast bros are making me watch network news again"
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:38 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 03, 2026 02:38 PM (I40wl)
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Or because their theology requires them to bathe the world in blood through an apocalyptic battle of them vs. all the infidels, at which point their 12th imam comes out of the well. Or something like that.
It's better for the rest of us that this is resolved before they had nukes and missiles with ranges that could reach us.
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 02:38 PM (vSvIl)
THANK YOU!
yes!
this cannot be said enough, and Tucker was SO PROUD of himself!
he's a little shit
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:39 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:39 PM (RHGPo)
And it's gone to their ever lovin' heads.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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There is a principled argument to be made for isolationism. None of those above (and others in social media) are making that argument. And when in fact a war exists, then you want your country to win the war quickly so as peace can return even if you are an isolationist. You don't fantasize about a sekret Jews mind control or blackmail over the president.
That seems to be shockingly absent in past wars and it specifically comes from groyper fever swamps which are in fact, anti Semitic and partially generated and paid for by foreign powers.
And it is about the only way that Iran can influence the war right now as they get hammered--have their de facto proxies in the West in social media make their arguments for them to try to kill political support in the US for striking Iran.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 02:39 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (5yDGQ)
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"Mossad just tried to murder me. I fought them off with my bare hands."
*Tucker's Ring camera footage is released showing him giving a hug to the guy who delivered his pizza to his door*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
They are "both true".
This fits, because one thing I've noticed is common in lefty arguments is that they claim right wing people do things against even their own real and expressed interests because they are evil - like a cartoon villain
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 03, 2026 02:39 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS)
Why? Because, probably, X engagement is driven by foreigners more than anything else.
yes this is likely on target
I don't know what to say except influencers are never to be trusted, not ever.
and I'm not one I swear lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:40 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 03, 2026 02:40 PM (iKI3U)
Islam was the first enemy our new country ever had to fight. (We weren't a country during the Revolutionary War yet.)
IF there were no Israel, Iran would still want us dead.
Israel is something that offends them more because they have freed a land that was conquered by Islam.
But even without that, they'd still hate us. Islam ONLY responds to force that they cannot counter. Then they will be quiet. They won't ever stop hating you, but they'll fear you.
But, I'm sure that the Barbary pirates attacked out countrymen because of TEH JEWS too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 02:40 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic . . . at March 03, 2026 02:40 PM (3ZUWJ)
THANK YOU!
yes!
this cannot be said enough, and Tucker was SO PROUD of himself!
he's a little shit
yup, I always forget this soft-handed private school faggot lobbied Trump to shut down the country.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:40 PM (1wjle)
Mossad doesn't need to. Iran is quite capable of fucking that donkey on their own.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 02:41 PM (Wc+7N)
oh dear, there are probably still small children trapped within his folds
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:41 PM (j+aD2)
If I didn't know that it's a spiritual battle, I'd be perplexed as to why so many people think the Jews have to much power.
But, since I know this doesn't come from logic, I'm not surprised. I'm just in awe of how well the Enemy blinds people's eyes.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (zjgNU)
You can't pick an enemy that can beat you...so if your goal is to destroy Judeo-Christianity...and it probably is...you start with the much smaller Judeo side of that coin...and then move to the next smaller part, say evangelicals...and so on.
Aka - selection of Jews is on purpose with an end state in mind...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 03, 2026 02:41 PM (tOcjL)
I don't know what to say except influencers are never to be trusted, not ever.
and I'm not one I swear lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:40 PM (j+aD2)
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Influencers are to be mocked and derided and ignored!
Now, subscribe to my Youtube.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 03, 2026 02:41 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Not even TJM???
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: SMOD
Jabba the Pritzker most butthurt. LOL. Their whole family is putrid and why I don't stay at any Hyatt or affiliated property when traveling. Penny Pritzker was Commerce Sec. that allowed all sorts of tech to our enemies, then she helped ruin Harvard even more with DEI, Jabba is running Illinois into the ground to run for Prezzie as a progressive, and another brother, forget the name, has been forced to resign from Epstein ties, and then you get the troon Jennifer Pritzker who is busy trying to spread troonism across the US with dollars and political lobbying.
Despicable family.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 02:42 PM (E4rtv)
I think their true takes are on X. The false takes are the ones of FaceBooks they post for white grandmothers.
that fat sports guy, Jason Willick or whatever, is also endorsing all of Cavernous Nostrils' increasingly vile slanders of Erika Kirk.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:42 PM (1wjle)
That was the rule they demanded, that's the rule they're stuck with.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
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I accepted "MAGA" as not just a cult of personality around Trump, so the broader claim which Trump, could serve. Real progress, and not just "progress" along a narrative, which is what "progressives" are for.
What held me in place is people calling "Make America Great Again" essentially racist and jingoist, without seeing the broader implications that it's an idea that Trump can serve or diminish.
And he has, by far, served that.
Tucker was instrumental when (it appears) Fox producers could keep him in check. But now he just flounders about. But he can have his own idea about what makes "America great" and moving toward those ends.
I have no interest in being in a cult of personality of Trump. And MAGA is what Trump says it is.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 02:42 PM (Fi81e)
Maybe he'll double down and discover that akshually, Trump has been a Jewish puppet from the start. Or maybe he'll realize his funding is about to dry up, and try to do a 180 on Trump, Israel, and the rest.
I wouldn't give odds either way.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 03, 2026 02:42 PM (6fHAE)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2)
Someone tell that bitch in makeup that she's fired -- her cover isn't working. And call my plastic surgeon, stat!
Posted by: Me Again at March 03, 2026 02:42 PM (sgZHy)
There is money to be made on jew bashing. Also Tucker is a dry drunk. His intoxication now is his own sanctimony.
Posted by: Alternative point of view at March 03, 2026 02:43 PM (796Al)
oh dear, there are probably still small children trapped within his folds
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:41 PM (j+aD2)
There's an image I could have lived without.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 03, 2026 02:43 PM (I40wl)
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Bill Kristol apparently *wouldn't* have attacked Iran. Now that Trump's done it.
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 02:43 PM (vSvIl)
The X engagement environment simply rewards narratives that are anti-Trump and anti-Semetic.
Why? Because, probably, X engagement is driven by foreigners more than anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
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???
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
I think their true takes are on X. The false takes are the ones of FaceBooks they post for white grandmothers.
that fat sports guy, Jason Willick or whatever, is also endorsing all of Cavernous Nostrils' increasingly vile slanders of Erika Kirk.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:42 PM (1wjle)
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Maybe.
But when a person presents two faces, I see them as little more worthy of anything other than ignorance. Just not worthy listening to on any matter because it's all just an act, a game.
They are as worthy of my attention on political matters as any other actor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
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No one could bring luggage and they were forced to leave fuel behind.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 02:44 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 03, 2026 02:44 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 02:44 PM (HYqoK)
I thought it was kind of funny. Not sure which take is the one they believe, or if they believe much of anything
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:44 PM (j+aD2)
I have no interest in being in a cult of personality of Trump. And MAGA is what Trump says it is.
i'm just telling you the "MAGA Bros" and MAGA grifters like Marjorie Taylor Green told me that Trump was the One Infallibale Man since Jesus and to dispute him is highest heresy and I'm going to have to insist that this rule remain in place, even if the former MAGA Bros and MAGA grifters don't like it.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
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They were all, "GO TRUMP GO!" on Facebook. Then their X feed was all "JOOS are controlling Trump!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (GBKbO)
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There was a show on ID about a pandemic of Tourette Syndrome among a bunch of high school girls (and one boy) in a small town. After much weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth including re-examining a train wreck from 40 years earlier, the conclusion reached was one legitimate (or ligement) case of Tourette's and all the others were social delusion possibly exacerbated by synthetic marijuana use.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (FXNzP)
Me either. Wish he would go away. Take ten years to write a book or something. He is NOT news anymore.
Posted by: Case at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Comment of the week contender there.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (gKWVE)
That tells me that the producers and directors and editors and writers who were working his shows controlled his lunacy/idiocy.
Now that he is on his own, he is letting the real Tucker shine!
And wow...he is a stupid f*ck!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (n9ltV)
Was it dirty, dirty Jewess Gal Gadot?
Because she can touch me again and again and again. I won't tell. I promise.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (Wc+7N)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:44 PM (1wjle)
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Regarding Greene, it's amazing what happens when one's owned construction business has been relying on illegal labor to keep costs down and your rhetoric of closing the border meets the reality of suddenly having to increase the costs of your construction business.
Because of her purity of principles, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
I think their true takes are on X. The false takes are the ones of FaceBooks they post for white grandmothers.
that fat sports guy, Jason Willick or whatever, is also endorsing all of Cavernous Nostrils' increasingly vile slanders of Erika Kirk.
Posted by: ace
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Remember the reporting a few months ago of 20,000 cell phone systems in (I think outside of DC or NY? ) controlled by China -- the conventional wisdom was that they wanted to crash the network.
No, I have seen the cards they use - China has developed mass influence tech that inserts into different countries using cell phone emulators. They run as a computer but us AI to make thousands of social media posts a minute. They do this to control the narratives.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (sgZHy)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (gKWVE)
i used to like them. I even saw their dumb "comedy" act at a club. I got "GAINZZZ" from them.
But they're Cavernous Nostrils/Nick Fuentes Beta Orbiters.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (1wjle)
It's been a great few days I think. I'm happy with how we are handling Iran - finally. Waited a long time. I've never forgotten.
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)
I treated myself to a little Rachel Maddow over the past 2 days and it seems that "Saudi Arabia and Israel" are Trump's new puppet masters. I don't get why she thinks Trump is a weak-willed dildo who does anything anyone tells him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 02:47 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: far cry at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (YYwEh)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)
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All brown people are oppressed by the English oppressors.
Duh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
LOLOL
The bus, sadly, did not survive impact.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (6fHAE)
Posted by: ace
Hence the Sammy Davis Jr. paradox.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (Y8DZL)
i would say the Woke Right pushed hard for that rule and made criticism of Trump a very unpleasant proposition, the same as the Woke Left made it dangerous to disagree with the trannys or islamists or BLM.
And now they're claiming the exact opposite, and that you're a race traitor if you think Trump's doing a good job.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (MGB5H)
i used to like them. I even saw their dumb "comedy" act at a club. I got "GAINZZZ" from them.
But they're Cavernous Nostrils/Nick Fuentes Beta Orbiters.
Posted by: ace
They went so far off the rails that Tucker Carlson looks sane.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (Wc+7N)
Posted by: far cry at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (YYwEh)
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Probably should have been buying from the US for the past 20 years, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
Because she can touch me again and again and again. I won't tell. I promise.
Posted by: rickb223
Bar Rafaeli >> Gal Gadot
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)
she was hot
I guess she still is, but I don't care anymore
sidenote: Trump good, Islamic Republic bad
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 02:49 PM (ZxPkt)
Oh, I suppose I'd hate them if I ever thought about them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 02:49 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
Damn. Prayers for him.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 03, 2026 02:49 PM (6fHAE)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 02:50 PM (gKWVE)
Yea but, You got to admit that the pants-less clowns and their boners always seem to stop pushing the dumpster fire right under something that needs burned down.
Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2026 02:50 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
100% Bin Laden said as much regarding the "strong horse"
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 03, 2026 02:50 PM (m+uh6)
Posted by: Alternative point of view at March 03, 2026 02:50 PM (796Al)
New and cool: Owens and Tucker, The Sound of Bullshit
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 02:51 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: ace
This. A head scratcher that. I've seen that a lot in Babylon DC.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2026 02:51 PM (sAmhv)
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Mother of four.
Posted by: Alternative point of view at March 03, 2026 02:50 PM (796Al)
So, I guess she puts out?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 03, 2026 02:51 PM (I40wl)
Look at what has happened here were Islamists can buy influence with Tucker, and probably the others as well. Why? Well, if you are a leftwing talking head there are NGOs, corporate gigs, FNM positions, and all sorts of ways for laundered tax dollars to end up in your pocket.
For right leaning figures sure you can have a podcast or show where you hock gold, reverse mortgages, or robot insurance, but that's not the income stream you can tap into if you start moving left...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (GBKbO
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I was unaware of their shift. I liked them a few years ago - they seemed pretty based. Sorry they've gone around the bend.
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2026 02:52 PM (t+VLa)
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they became cartoonish and not worth one's time
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 02:52 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (CWTWj)
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I've confronted people on the net saying things like that with the fact that *Trump* had to change his tack on "The Jab". It's not life if Trump praised the "The Jab", his "followers" had to follow, per the narrative progs had dreamed up to "other" Trump supporters.
I remember even hearing that Trump supporters must be ignorant of Trump promoting the Jab. Even though, it's Trump supporters at his rallies, sitting on their hands during Trump patting himself on the back for "Operation Lightspeed".
I'll give him that it was impressive and if you measure it by the timescale the Dems were otherwise lying to him about (~2 years), getting it done in less than one is impressive, even if it just served to dup him into releasing what the ghouls in Medicine have wanted to try for a long time.
So, even though there is a good reason for that to make Trump feel Under-time/under-budget on that scale, his "fans" didn't join in. And Trump had to ask John Rich why that was.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 02:52 PM (Fi81e)
and I couldn't be happier about my choices
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03
Which is probably why Fox was so quick to say sayonara at the first thing they could plausibly point to as a reason, even for a money maker.
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 02:52 PM (Dd38x)
Megyn Kelly I've always felt she'd say anything she needed to to get paid....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 03, 2026 02:53 PM (xT8gx)
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we are seriously considering it too!
Posted by: Qatar at March 03, 2026 02:53 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)
I am anticipating the memes!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 03, 2026 02:53 PM (zYpTz)
There is this amusing thing that goes on with the left, where leftwing Jewish groups will tell you they are an oppressed ethnic minority, and yet every other leftist racialist group will tell you Jewish people are uber White Devils.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 02:53 PM (ZxPkt)
This philistinism and historical ignorance was at the heart of Joe Biden’s case against Trump. Biden deplored Trump as an insult to the American political tradition and promised to make Washington work, repair broken norms and turn over power to the next generation. His slow-moving, self-admiring, politically dysfunctional administration achieved none of these things.
If there was a chance then to build a bridge to the 20th Century, Biden lost it.
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:53 PM (RHGPo)
I haven't seen any significant defense of what he's doing.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 03, 2026 02:53 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: kingsman at March 03, 2026 02:54 PM (ehY6c)
Yup, said he "deplored" and "hated" Trump and couldn't wait for him to be excommunicated from politics and our lives forever.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:54 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
Damn. Prayers for him.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 03, 2026 02:49 PM (6fHAE)
And Bubba Ho-Tep star.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 02:54 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 02:52 PM (Dd38x)
You have a far more elevated opinion of the media.
I think they would give Adolph Hitler his own show if it would get good ratings.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 02:54 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Don Black
No bomb Ukraine!
Yes, dear.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (Wc+7N)
Manufacture a conspiracy, drop it like a fresh turd, and then have the host country where you relocated tell you that you shit the bed.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (gVUi7)
and that's due to "MAGA" people letting him know, not just playing along.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (j+aD2)
Trump and his team are speaking of fixing the problems of the country and making the country and the world better, and doing it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)
That having been said, the only thing I can attribute this overwhelming and seemingly timeless, Jewish hatred to is...Envy. Plain and simple. The Jews believe in and have strong religious and family values and a strong work ethic and those traits generally lead to success in life, in my not so humble opinion. Hell, it's self evident! But, because of that success many people - who DON'T HAVE THOSE TRAITS - hate them. All throughout history.
If you hate Jews you need to take a good hard look at yourself. And what you see may be revealing. But only if you have the integrity to admit it.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (iKI3U)
Because she can touch me again and again and again. I won't tell. I promise.
Posted by: rickb223
Bar Rafaeli >> Gal Gadot
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)
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Can I have both?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:54 PM (1wjle)
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"That January 2021 impeachment trial vote in the Senate was such a bummer!"
"Why? Because it was obviously stupid?"
"NO! Because the GOP couldn't muster 10 more votes to convict Trump and kick him out of politics forever!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (GBKbO)
Where we concur with Trump, we're slavish. And where we are not slavish, well, that's just kind of dumb, seeing that we "worship Trump".
Not examined because "MAGA has something wrong with them" is evidenced in both.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Orson at March 03, 2026 02:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 02:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2026 02:56 PM (Q0yOR)
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they became cartoonish and not worth one's time
Posted by: Don Black
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That was at about their third video.
They picked the easiest grift from the start - they were black guys commenting on black crime, taking the law and order position. It seemed too grifty to me, like they were doing it for attention.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 02:56 PM (sgZHy)
I would certainly be amused to see a show with say Adolf Hitler's re-animated head, Al Sharpton, and Hasan Piker.
They could all argue about who was more right about "zee Jews!"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
So, even though there is a good reason for that to make Trump feel Under-time/under-budget on that scale, his "fans" didn't join in. And Trump had to ask John Rich why that was.
Posted by: Axeman
Part of the treatments which were all across the board, not only the vax, was monoclonal antibodies.
I had a case of covid in 2023 I could not kick for months, monoclonal antibodies helped me heal finally. In my case, covid caused massive blood pressure spikes on a random basis up to and including stroke levels like 220 over 140 and I had to pop Clonidine as soon as I felt a headache come on. Fortunately, my arteries and veins were clear and still are more or less from imaging. It was all the vid doing that.
And monoclonal antibodies saved lives with no afteraffects. Remember that when people blame Trump for the vax as well.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)
Could Mosad SUE?
/pops popcorn
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 02:57 PM (mP0Kj)
he was in the In Crowd
he's not now, but they let him think he still is if he undermines Trump, which he's happy to do
"let me back in guys! pweeeeeeze!!!"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 02:57 PM (j+aD2)
Because she can touch me again and again and again. I won't tell. I promise.
Posted by: rickb223
Bar Rafaeli >> Gal Gadot
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)
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Can I have both?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
I'll console Abby Shapiro, with her being left out and all.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (wVcYX)
She works for herself, she's her own boss, on her own MK Network.
Doesn't mean she isn't getting paid off by those with vested interests, but is there any proof of that?
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (61TgR)
Pritzger is Jewish, Johnson is black, but they cooperate enough to force the Bears out of Chicago.
Progress!
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Today on "Adolf's World"...
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: SMOD
All the best to him in the upcoming fight. The quintessential B actor, and seems like a great guy who appreciates his fans.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (kO+Bl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (GBKbO
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I was unaware of their shift. I liked them a few years ago - they seemed pretty based. Sorry they've gone around the bend.
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2026 02:52 PM (t+VLa)
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Their FB feed is still pretty based. A lot of culture-war stuff and very MAGA. I don't use X so I have no idea what they are saying there.
I don't follow them on FB. For some reason the FB app constantly sends me links to them. And to Ferrari sites and dicksmokers. And I hate Ferrari.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Fixed It!! at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:37 PM (1wjle)
Ace, I agree...in part. I think that feeling is far more prevalent in the inner cities and the politically powerful black churches.
Rural blacks seem to be much more accepting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (n9ltV)
I would certainly be amused to see a show with say Adolf Hitler's re-animated head, Al Sharpton, and Hasan Piker.
They could all argue about who was more right about "zee Jews!"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
A show? with HITLER????
GENIUS!
Posted by: Max Bialystock at March 03, 2026 02:59 PM (mP0Kj)
Pakistan tells IRGC they really screwed up hitting the Saudis and they will now be joining the fight.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 02:59 PM (+nEug)
Ridiculing NeverTrump cucks is just ridicule. But ridiculing this precious little dude is censorship, because reasons, and you are no better than the Left if you do it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 03:00 PM (BI5O2)
I haven't seen any significant defense of what he's doing.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything
Yes, sadly, there is a whole antisemite crazy thing happening, and I don’t really understand it at all- because the concept of it is abhorrent. Candace is the number 2 podcast, she is saying the craziest of crazy things and yet there she is making millions.
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 03:00 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 03:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
Longer than 1500 years. The Arabs have hated the Persians since before Islam. Ancient hatreds in that part of the world.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2026 03:00 PM (sAmhv)
that stuff was GARBAGE
and unfortunately, dangerous garbage
not everything that came out of Operation Warp Speed was
the POINT of something like OWS was you can be critical and pivot from what works/doesn't
but our HC peeps and Pharma wouldn't let that happen, so it really ruins the whole concept of Operation Warp Speed.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 03:00 PM (j+aD2)
Pakistan tells IRGC they really screwed up hitting the Saudis and they will now be joining the fight.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 02:59 PM (+nEug)
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Iran's "cause chaos so everyone is mean to Trump on social media" campaign is in its early stages.
It could work out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Axeman
The Russians are Slavish, too. They concur with Trump, too. Russian collusion!!!
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)
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Wait. Henry Waxman is back?
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)
I am saying that they have flooded our social media with hard to detect trolls. They are AI, use plug in rack mounted "phones" that are controlled by a computer to send the right signal.
I suspect they have hundreds of these around the country. It is a "social media virus" and it has infected everything. (except the Hunter- "no yellow!")
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (sgZHy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (HYqoK)
She works for herself, she's her own boss, on her own MK Network.
Doesn't mean she isn't getting paid off by those with vested interests, but is there any proof of that?
Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 02:58 PM (gtcuf)
What is her revenue stream? I really don't know... but I doubt it is pure ad revenue from U Tube
Posted by: Max Bialystock at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)
I will note that today, March 3rd, is officially "Talk in the Third Person Day". Good of Trump to acknowledge this.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (EtnSa)
But on the whole his instincts are amazing. It's kinda like El Rushbo used to say... he was popular because he said things people already believed, he wasn't brainwashing anyone. Same with Trump; he's popular because he's actually doing things we've all wanted for decades
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (xT8gx)
I guess they don't know where the word "slave" comes from.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 03, 2026 02:34 PM (pZ64F)
Or saw Laurence of Arabia one time to many and went native.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (8avO+)
That was the rule they demanded, that's the rule they're stuck with.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
Really? What fucking weirdos were you listening to?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Fixed It!! at March 03, 2026 03:02 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (HYqoK)
Looks like we gotz us a Convoy...
Posted by: Callsign: Rubber Duck at March 03, 2026 03:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 03, 2026 03:02 PM (zYpTz)
I love that several tankers already just "Leroy Jenkins"'ed it and went thru anyway
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 03:02 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 03:02 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:03 PM (77rzZ)
I haven't seen any significant defense of what he's doing.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything
Yes, sadly, there is a whole antisemite crazy thing happening, and I don’t really understand it at all- because the concept of it is abhorrent. Candace is the number 2 podcast, she is saying the craziest of crazy things and yet there she is making millions.
Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 03:00 PM (Dd38x)
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Does that surprise anyone? She is following the old "sports fan" radio show where the hosts constantly say outrageous things, and make insane predictions, and most of their audience tunes in just to see how outrageous they will be. Same model, just updated to modern social media.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
Bill Clinton Throws JB "Fat Boy" Pritzker Under the Bus, Reveals He Flew on Epstein’s Plane
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:39 PM (RHGPo)
There's your proof that Epstein was CIA. That's the only way he could acquire a C-5A as his own private aircraft, since nothing else would get Pritzker airborne.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 03:03 PM (HXiQ2)
Sure a gay twink that hates Trump and likes Islam and socialism, clearly that's a big rightwing demographic.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)
She works for herself, she's her own boss, on her own MK Network.
Doesn't mean she isn't getting paid off by those with vested interests, but is there any proof of that?
Posted by: Delurker
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If you really want to dig into the finances, first, take a look at her responders on X and look at their profiles. Are they US based? Some of these grifters are getting paid by X for drawing people to the platform via engagement.
So given the large reservoir of Jew and Israeli hatred in the world and how X has become the de facto news source for the world, being anti Jewish and anti Israeli pays with all these Achmed, etc. that often adopt western nics reading, reposting, and liking the anti semitic posts.
The other unspoken shoe to drop is that Steve Bannon and his little pool of influencers are purposefully trying to obscure the fact that Steve Bannon routinely communicated with Epstein even more than Reid Hoffman did and had all sorts of plots mentioned to trying to oust Trump in Term 1 and replace him with someone else.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (R7ZyW)
I will note that today, March 3rd, is officially "Talk in the Third Person Day". Good of Trump to acknowledge this.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (0bjKf)
Bob Dole approves!
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: kingsman
Speaking of whores . . .
https://is.gd/BJLdDu
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (FXNzP)
If Harris had won the election we'd be having high profile trials of American pundits right about now for "hate speech"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)
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My wife felt that was the difference between her wanting to die and wanting to live.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 03:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 03, 2026 03:05 PM (pZ64F)
Sure a gay twink that hates Trump and likes Islam and socialism, clearly that's a big rightwing demographic.
Posted by: 18-1
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Fuentes is the newest version of the sekret Not See gambit. Morph him into Richard Spencer and the old KKK crap smear of teh GOP when Spencer and his later neo Not See successor in MT or somewhere were trying to run in GOP primaries.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:05 PM (E4rtv)
If Harris had won the election we'd be having high profile trials of American pundits right about now for "hate speech"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)
The UK is one of the more radical Islamic states, at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 03:06 PM (BI5O2)
Open, close, open click open, close, open.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 03:06 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (R7ZyW)
Seinfeld's bizarro world where Kramer's counterpart reads books and Jerry's counterpart gives hugs....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 03, 2026 03:06 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Missed chance to sock Kamala or Hillary.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Axeman
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Ditto, a simple get out of a seat and walk around could start the bp spike going for me.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)
Bruce Campbell's finest work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOjDIfRLgo4
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 03:07 PM (Y8DZL)
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Caterpillar is also bailing on Illinois
headed to Texas
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 03:07 PM (ZxPkt)
Where are you diving into the internet that people are actually saying these things to you? Is it really that prevalent on social media? Or are you following accounts so you can see what's being said - and that's way too much of the scum? Is it being said here? (I don't read the comments often, except for the Gun Thread and the ONTs, and I've seen a few, but not many.)
You need a better class of internet, man. Or, maybe, I'm just naive.
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 03:07 PM (ydSfG)
Look at them now
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 03:07 PM (R7ZyW)
Trumps done a bunch of stuff I don't agree with...
He is not a Super Genius... but... he is Pro America. He gets information, and tries to do what is best for the Citizens... but he can only act on information he has.
His first term he was totally backstabbed by his staff, especially his cabinet, VP, and Fauci.
So, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, even on questions I don't agree with him on....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 03:07 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2026 03:07 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 03, 2026 03:08 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
The Muzzie-white leftist Green party win in the Manchester by election scared the shit out of Labour and Starmer. Starmer because a few more by election losses, will get him tossed, Labour because they are being supplanted on the left just like the Tories are on the right by new parties.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:08 PM (E4rtv)
Sure a gay twink that hates Trump and likes Islam and socialism, clearly that's a big rightwing demographic.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)
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He's now trolling with the idea that Jeffrey Epstein was practically Fonzie. You're a dweeb if you wouldn't go to Epstein's island.
I don't think trolls count. First of all "Team Hitler" and now "Party with Epstein"--the the face of the release of all the files!
Outrage farmers don't count. They don't have a serious "political side".
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:08 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 03, 2026 03:08 PM (xT8gx)
And to the extent it's not videos of Megyn Kelly flicking her bean while staring seductively into the camera, I could deal without her, too.
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 03:08 PM (3BwY8)
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Caterpillar is also bailing on Illinois
headed to Texas
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 03:07 PM (ZxPkt)
You know who else left Chicago?
Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at March 03, 2026 03:09 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JoshO at March 03, 2026 03:10 PM (xL2KH)
Open, close, open click open, close, open.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 03:06 PM (NtVYv)
You don't just right-click the "Comments" link, select "Open in new tab" and go to that tab? (Or tap-hold on a phone.)
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 03:10 PM (ydSfG)
Posted by: kingsman
Speaking of whores . . .
https://is.gd/BJLdDu
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (FXNzP)
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The same AWFUL women who cheer 8-year-olds getting dicks waved at them by naked perverts at drag shows are the first to complain that the Persian ladies on TT are dressed too provocatively.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)
I worked as a defense contractor in Saudi Arabia over 30 years ago and made some good friends in the upper ranks of their military and those friends told me back then that they didn't consider Israel a threat - or enemy. The real threat, they said, was Iran and the fear of it stirring up religious revolution to overthrow the Crown.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 03, 2026 03:10 PM (iKI3U)
Posted by: Denny Crane
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A few commenters here and likely from his stint on Twitter/X earlier.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Thatch at March 03, 2026 03:11 PM (i0077)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 03:11 PM (j7tH8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 03:11 PM (HYqoK)
When I was a young skull full of mush I was absolutely crazy for the Chicago Bears; it was the era of Walter Payton and the Super Bowl Shuffle. I guess I'm old because I've lived long enough that it's official - I really don't give a rats ass what the Bears do. I just don't care anymore. RIP Walter Sweetness Payton
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 03, 2026 03:11 PM (xT8gx)
And I nodded my head. He's just there to lure people to a lack of any credibility.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 03:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ace
Hence the Sammy Davis Jr. paradox.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (Y8DZL)
I'm not sure if he was as popular in the neighborhoods with blacks as he was in Vegas and Hollywood with the rich.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:12 PM (8avO+)
I have seen a lot more spine from Dave Rubin than I thought he had in him. He's been speaking out against this crew of ersatz MAGAs who he once called friends.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2026 03:12 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Fixed It!! at March 03, 2026 03:12 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (R7ZyW)
Except even he House of Saud would not allow us to use bases in their country.... they publicly were saying they were neutral, while calling Trump asking him to attack.
Now, after they were attacked themselves, they will give a bit more support... but...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 03:12 PM (mP0Kj)
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ugh, I would prefer arabs to sit this one out, look at the fiasco in Kuwait.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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The Great Unmasking - Middle East Edition
"We don't like each other more than we don't like Israel."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 03, 2026 03:13 PM (k3ZQi)
Posted by: Thatch at March 03, 2026 03:11 PM (i0077)
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That would kind of throw a monkey-wrench into the story that Tucker is paid off by the country of Qatar, though, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:13 PM (Fi81e)
Shiites believe they should control the Hedjaz since they are "right" about the succession from Mohammed.
Saudi Arabia, as a Sunni country, controls that region.
The primary difference between Sunnis and Shiites are frankly stupid. Its about who should have gotten political power 1400 year ago, not theology, but obviously it matters a lot to modern Muslims.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 03:14 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:14 PM (jlI90)
1) China is taking a major hit economically at a moment of crisis. Cheap Iran oil paid for with weapons and goods has been cut. Venezuela's oil production is being diverted to US refineries and sanctions being lifted.
2) Russia is facing falling energy prices with Venezuela's infrastructure efficiency due to increase with capital investments. With the collapse of the current regime, Persian Gulf exports will increase with sanctions being lifted.
3) The US economy will expand with falling energy prices, lower government regulation, and more foreign investments due to the current tariff regime.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 03:14 PM (rj6Yv)
When I was a young skull full of mush I was absolutely crazy for the Chicago Bears; it was the era of Walter Payton and the Super Bowl Shuffle. I guess I'm old because I've lived long enough that it's official - I really don't give a rats ass what the Bears do. I just don't care anymore. RIP Walter Sweetness Payton
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 03, 2026 03:11 PM (xT8gx)
I thought the Sox made a mistake staying in Chicago when I lived there. They always play second fiddle to the Cubs. The Bears are in a similar position, why should they be trapped in that horrible downtown and state? Move out.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (Y8DZL)
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He's just a guy from that world where Mandela died in the 80s.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2026 03:15 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: megthered at March 03, 2026 03:15 PM (VcRz1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 03:15 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2026 03:16 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 03:14 PM (UjdFS)
I thought that was actuaries.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 03:16 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: turambar
Goat? Full speed ahead, I say!
-- Horny Pakistani tribesman
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)
accurate. Also, she's a natural follower. She's cult member. the cult she currently belongs to is the Cult of Tucker and Candace and Nick. If her ratings fall, she'll join another cult.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 03:17 PM (1wjle)
I always considered it a pretty innocuous campaign slogan.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 03:17 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: ace
This. A head scratcher that. I've seen that a lot in Babylon DC.
I can't tell if you're being facetious, but in case you aren't, the two subcultures are almost exact opposites. Joos tend to be bookish and nonconfrontational, while blacks are the opposite. Obviously this is painting with VERY broad strokes, but there is a core of truth there.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)
https://is.gd/BJLdDu
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (FXNzP)
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The same AWFUL women who cheer 8-year-olds getting dicks waved at them by naked perverts at drag shows are the first to complain that the Persian ladies on TT are dressed too provocatively.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
The timeline of the one woman saying that is nothing but anti-Israel crap. ALL OF IT. Trump is a Jew-controlled simp, Israel runs our government... I honestly didn't keep looking to see if The Protocols of the Elders of Zion or baby blood in matzo made an appearance. Blecch.
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 03:17 PM (ydSfG)
is my Drone Warplan in effect?
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 03:18 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:19 PM (jlI90)
but our HC peeps and Pharma wouldn't let that happen, so it really ruins the whole concept of Operation Warp Speed.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Yep and then the Biden junta made the shots mandatory. After having a severe case in 2021, I grudgingly took the J&J one day before it was withdrawn (April 21 I think). It helped resolve my lingering case of Covid and the bp spike/severe bronchitis situation. Then in 2022, another case--that one resolved by monoclonal antibodies, then another case in 2023 resolved by Paxlovid.
I have a genetic deficiency in my immune system that causes me to get ill very quickly on any respiratory virus so I do my best to avoid getting those.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:19 PM (E4rtv)
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ugh, I would prefer arabs to sit this one out, look at the fiasco in Kuwait.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)
I appreciate any efforts at real world responsibility from our so called allies or associates. Mistakes happen in war, even if we are doing all the parts.
Besides, we may need them for other tasks going forward.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: wth
I thought that was actuaries.
Posted by: Count de Monet
.......
Only if they're really drunk.
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 03:20 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: megthered at March 03, 2026 03:15 PM (VcRz1)
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I believe, somewhat in "aliens", and perhaps extra-dimensional beings. And have no idea what "ghosts" are, all though I've seen enough info to say there is definitely a manifestation of some kind.
However, I watched this documentary the other day on "alien encounters", and they usually happen to people who delved into the occult. It's hard to find an "encounter" withs someone who doesn't have some level of occult dabbling in their past.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2026 03:20 PM (Q0yOR)
Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
BREAKING:
An official Muslim Brotherhood account is now sharing
@TuckerCarlson
’s most recent video about the US strikes on Iran in which Tucker says, without any evidence, that Saudi Arabia and Qatar arrested Mossad agents yesterday who were “trying to sow chaos” and set off bombs.
Tucker of course didn’t show any evidence. He just bashes the Jews and America, so the Arabs love him.
He is the jihadis’ favorite mouthpiece.
https://is.gd/flWJRG
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 03, 2026 03:20 PM (2pxbn)
You could call this the Althouse Paradox.
Women should be able to do whatever they want! We are fierce, feminist and in your face! Women are the voice of the future!
and
How dare we allow old celebs and rich guys to enter relationships with much younger women! Obviously they only do it because young women are stupid and easy to trick
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 03:21 PM (RIvkX)
Headline (Reuters 5/13/25):
"US agrees to sell Saudi Arabia $142 billion arms package"
Excepts:
"The agreement, signed during U.S. President Donald Trump's visit to the Saudi capital Riyadh, covers deals with more than a dozen U.S. defense companies in areas including air and missile defense, air force and space advancement, maritime security and communications, the fact sheet said."
""The package signed today, the largest defense cooperation deal in U.S. history, is a clear demonstration of our commitment to strengthening our partnership," the fact sheet said."
Me: So, yeah. Saudi is onboard and committed.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 03:21 PM (rj6Yv)
is my Drone Warplan in effect?
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 03:18 PM (1wjle)
Certainly judging by Ukraine drones with operators can paralyze large scale reactions and logistics wherever they can reach.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Marcus T
Yes, I read where the IRGC and Basijjis are trying to disperse to hide in mosques and alleys in non descript buildings. But the populace knows where they are and are apparently narcing on them via Starlink to our intel.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)
https://is.gd/BJLdDu
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 03:04 PM (FXNzP)
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The same AWFUL women who cheer 8-year-olds getting dicks waved at them by naked perverts at drag shows are the first to complain that the Persian ladies on TT are dressed too provocatively.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
The timeline of the one woman saying that is nothing but anti-Israel crap. ALL OF IT. Trump is a Jew-controlled simp, Israel runs our government... I honestly didn't keep looking to see if The Protocols of the Elders of Zion or baby blood in matzo made an appearance. Blecch.
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 03:17 PM (ydSfG)
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Oh I'm sure. Rancid bitch. And if the AWFUL play is gonna be "there are too many hot Persian chicks in skimpy outfits celebrating on TT," then ... well ... good luck with that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
People don’t realize how quickly this administration has wound up our UAS and counter UAS capabilities. Also, the Israelis who are reportedly doing a lot of the Basij targeting.
And don’t let anybody convince you we don’t have assets on the ground.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:22 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 03:18 PM (1wjle)
You're referring to Wing Attack Plan R?
Posted by: U.S. Air Force Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper at March 03, 2026 03:22 PM (wVcYX)
This looks to support global oil pricing, and shipping costs in general.
I think Trump likes to "swerve" even more in real life than in giving speeches.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 03:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 03:14 PM (UjdFS)
I once had a temp job at the American Cemetery and Funeral Home Society HQ in Reston, VA. My job? Calling up various cemeteries and funeral homes in Texas to tell them of the Society's upcoming national convention in Texas, and getting them to commit to attending. George H W Bush was going to be the keynote speaker.
That was a weird job. But I did so well at it, that the boss bought me a six pack of beer and later a bottle of Bacardi.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Axeman
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I confess I have a Magic 8 Ball that I used jokingly when advising students. My sister had a Ouija board, does that count?
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)
My favorite sort of "well this conspiracy theory would explain everything wouldn't it" is that the US government/some transnational organization in the West has made contact with "aliens" and a lot of the recent social rot is occurring specifically because of what the aliens are telling them needs to be done.
Oh and that those aliens are not from outer space but another dimension. And a rather hot and sulfury other dimension
And yes this is the basic plot of That Hideous Strength
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)”
We have enough air assets and people on the ground coordinating intel for strikes that we have to put more capabilities in theater. We’ve almost completely gone to stand in weapons and UAS.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:24 PM (jlI90)
I voted for bombing mullahs and telling gay commie euroweenies to fuck off.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 03:24 PM (Y8DZL)
I was just wondering about the extent to which that was happening.
"Guerillas in the sea of the people" is
a core tenet of Maoist revolutionary warfare, emphasizing that insurgents must blend into and rely on a supportive civilian population for survival, logistics, and intelligence. The analogy, often phrased as "the guerrilla must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea," allows smaller, weaker forces to exhaust superior opponents through protracted, asymmetrical, and unconventional comb
Sounds like the sea was angry that day, my friend.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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I think Elon likes that sort of bling to attract eyeballs to X.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
Ooh, ooh, I know the back story on this.
Lloyds of London is the #1 insurer for most shipping. They've historically had near-clairvoyant accuracy on pricing even relatively unlikely risks. It's widely believed that it's because their London HQ is very near MI6's and they get intelligence nobody else has.
Fast forward to today. They've cancelled all policies involving traversal of the Strait of Hormuz. Smart people have noticed this coincides with Trump and the CIA doing things without involving the UK government and MI6. Meaning Lloyd's is probably as much in the dark as Starmer on what's really going on there and what Trump and Bibi and bin Sultan are planning.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 03:25 PM (2ocoG)
Trump is acting here in a way that defines great leadership, and the cruel truth is that he is paying a price from a lot of stupid people with a lot of unmerited status.
Let's hope vindication is pending and total.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2026 03:25 PM (fZiTB)
i used to like them. I even saw their dumb "comedy" act at a club. I got "GAINZZZ" from them.
But they're Cavernous Nostrils/Nick Fuentes Beta Orbiters.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:46 PM (1wjle)
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It's astounding the sort of realignments that are happening. These really are significant times, I just hope they are not the end times.
Posted by: Decaf at March 03, 2026 03:25 PM (OP9Gm)
it is super creepy to feel like we're living thru That Hideous Strength
not loving it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 03:25 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (0bjKf)
Bob Dole was an early practitioner. -- Bob Dole
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 03:26 PM (ExV1e)
I think we'd all appreciate sexy Morticia Addams...
https://tinyurl.com/9d7p3vhx
And can leave the "party", and skeletor-esque Ice Queen, behind. Glad Ace has come fully around and realizes Megyn hasn't turned over a new leaf, is now Conservative and based because she cares about her kids. No, she got rejected by the Left, so now has to grift the Right for money.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 03, 2026 03:26 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 03:26 PM (+nEug)
This looks to support global oil pricing, and shipping costs in general.
I think Trump likes to "swerve" even more in real life than in giving speeches.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 03:23 PM (rbvCR)
Good. I'm tired of the dabbling in politics these UK bankers have been playing these last years. Bust up the monopoly.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:19 PM (jlI90)
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How well does being owned by the agency pay? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 03:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: turambar
Senator Plumpwhenyoucookem.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 03:26 PM (Y8DZL)
Well, I would not be overly shocked to find out that the same is happening (and has been happening) with Iran, and various UK politicians stand to lose personal and political personal financial benefits if Trump follows through....Hence, the non-cooperation of the UK at present.
An asside is that such behavior would go a long way to explaining why the UK ruling parties are perfectly willing to commit Hari-Kari on a domestic basis. They're getting paid for it.
Posted by: Orson at March 03, 2026 03:26 PM (dIske)
I'm not going to believe it until they announce a time and location when they'll all meet publicly so that I can see them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:27 PM (6IkdQ)
Posted by: Hans Blix at March 03, 2026 03:27 PM (5LiC7)
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Kudos to Trump on this, he reads people well. Women particularly. I noticed that he said "some people are against, but they always come back..she came all the way back..." He expect her to turn again. Unfortunately she might be doing damage to the midterms that he is not seeing.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 03:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:24 PM (Riz8t)
There we go! Quote of the Week material!
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 03:28 PM (ydSfG)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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I think Elon likes that sort of bling to attract eyeballs to X.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:25 PM (E4rtv)
_____
X:
Fags
AWFULs
Jew-haters
Foreigners
Muslim invaders
Idiots
Queers
Steers
Hot Persian chicks in skimpy outfits
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
People don’t realize how quickly this administration has wound up our UAS and counter UAS capabilities. Also, the Israelis who are reportedly doing a lot of the Basij targeting.
And don’t let anybody convince you we don’t have assets on the ground.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:22 PM (jlI90)
Plenty of waste space in Iran to set up in.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)
Has anyone considered putting a large bomb down the 12th imam well?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2026 03:29 PM (VWtfl)
Well, obviously, but what did he do this time?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:28 PM (Riz8t)
Attacked Kristi Noem during hearings today...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:29 PM (6IkdQ)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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I think Elon likes that sort of bling to attract eyeballs to X.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:25 PM (E4rtv)
Col. Tom Parker sold "I HATE ELVIS" buttons to capture all the wallets for the entire Elvis love-hate spectrum.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 03:29 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: braenyard at March 03, 2026 03:30 PM (BsBkM)
soon: trump: "i am rubber, tucker and megyn are glue..."
Posted by: anachronda at March 03, 2026 03:30 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 03:30 PM (u73oe)
I will note that today, March 3rd, is officially "Talk in the Third Person Day". Good of Trump to acknowledge this.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (0bjKf)
SciVo did not know that! He thanks you.
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 03:30 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:30 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 03:30 PM (cS1cw)
Trump and his team are speaking of fixing the problems of the country and making the country and the world better, and doing it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)
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Ditto.
Calling this comment out because it needs to be seen again.
MAGA is two parts: First, it's about becoming better, greater. Second, that we were in a better position before, but have lost our way. Grandpa driving us into the ditch, so to speak, and having to pull the car out, fix the tire, and get it moving again.
It's not about spurned lovers or bitchy high school girl cliques they should have grown out of 30 years ago. Unfortunately, that's what's guiding a bunch like Candice and Tucker - what they're against (TRUMP! JUICE!) rather than what they are for and how they're going about to get there.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 03, 2026 03:30 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (0bjKf)
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At 8:00 AM this morning it was Vinal Album Appreciation Day.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Orson at March 03, 2026 03:26 PM (dIske)
When the Iranian Government falls, Britain will be a more pro-Islamic state than Iran is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 03:31 PM (/QdgR)
Ridiculing NeverTrump cucks is just ridicule. But ridiculing this precious little dude is censorship, because reasons, and you are no better than the Left if you do it.
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Kindletot hardest hit.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 03:31 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 03:28 PM (GD0B3)
Megan Kelley? I doubt it. She's part of the MSM even if she's something of a dissident now. The new voters out there are in an entirely other part of the internet from her. Fuentes is more in touch with the new internet than she is.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)
I will note that today, March 3rd, is officially "Talk in the Third Person Day". Good of Trump to acknowledge this.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (0bjKf)
_________
The Blade, he gets this
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Marcus T
Pretty much have switched over to cheap bombs with jdam or jdam like kits from reports in the last two days. Video of an Israeli pilot about to eliminate a launcher crew and he was using a gravity bomb to do it.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 03, 2026 03:32 PM (sFNX2)
How well does being owned by the agency pay? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 03:26 PM (RIvkX)
The pay is fine as long as you are useful to them. But once you are no longer useful, or even a liability, well that's when the surveillance cameras get all wonky and
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 03, 2026 03:32 PM (w/O5Q)
Kelly was always for sale.
If she wasn't such a humorless prig, we'd already have a MeAgain OF account in the site's top ten.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 03:32 PM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 03:32 PM (pDt9x)
Russia had its oil refineries taken out by Islamic terrorists.
So they decide to invade the Persian Gulf to get the oil.
The problem is they know America and Europe won't stand to lose this oil, so Russia decides to invade Europe first.
Posted by: MikeN at March 03, 2026 03:32 PM (xSs6m)
headed to Texas
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 03:07 PM (ZxPkt)
Good. Have them eat the cedar trees.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 03:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 03:33 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Heh. Now that is capturing all the money there.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 03:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)
A lot of new 114 variants as well including switchblade and smaller warhead stuff. Besides the missile targeting, it’s getting more personal.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:33 PM (jlI90)
Also, I have CLP'd my truck gun due to recent global circumstances.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 03:33 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Martin Tell
My wife theorized that her hostility to Trump was based on a failed affair between them.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 03:33 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 03:25 PM (2ocoG)
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And with DJT putting the US Development Finance Corporation with US naval escorts, Lloyd's takes a hit. They're big, but not nearly as big as the US Treasury. We also get to pick winners and losers for insurance coverage and naval escort services. Time to fish or cut bait losers countries.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 03:33 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 03:34 PM (2ocoG)
I'm not going to believe it until they announce a time and location when they'll all meet publicly so that I can see them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)
There's like a 12 hour delay before they admit what we are saying in public. They've admitted the school bombing was on them...which is more than US leftists would do.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 03:34 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: John McCornyn at March 03, 2026 03:34 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Try suet. They like black sunflower and safflower seeds so if you get suet with those, likely to see cardinals come and get some.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)
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Exactly.
That's the path to actual progress, not editorializing on how things are not the best course of action.
That still doesn't make me love bombing Iran, but I always defer to what actually improves by it, not on what my political default finds more consistent.
I wasn't elected President. Trump was.
So, far there is not a heavy enough indication that we've mired ourselves into a long-term war.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:35 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Bulg
*sigh*
Caroline Jones PEAKED as Morticia while Yvonne De Carlo was sliding fast.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 03:35 PM (Y8DZL)
A Virginia judge dealt another blow on Thursday to Democrats’ redistricting efforts, blocking an April 21 referendum while the case is heard in court.
Tazewell County Circuit Judge Jack Hurley Jr. granted a motion from the Republican National Committee that sought to block the April referendum, arguing against the timing and phrasing of the ballot question that would be posed to voters.
The emergency injunction is in effect until March 18, though early voting on the referendum is scheduled to start March 6.
https://tinyurl.com/5f7cvdw6
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
Russia had its oil refineries taken out by Islamic terrorists.
So they decide to invade the Persian Gulf to get the oil.
The problem is they know America and Europe won't stand to lose this oil, so Russia decides to invade Europe first.
Posted by: MikeN at March 03, 2026 03:32 PM (xSs6m)
I so fucking love that novel it defies the ability to describe. I read it when I was 15 and to this day it is my most beloved novel.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 03:36 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 03:30 PM (u73oe)
Dude, do the Cardinals have a big "landing zone/ perch"?
I ask because I've had them come to my feeders for years, and they either want a nice place to perch. or a bunch of seed on the ground... and yeah, BOS is the way to go for them....
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Fixed It!! at March 03, 2026 03:36 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Bulg
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Doubtful. Never seen even a hint of that even when I was a lot more plugged into the political rumor mill than I am today. Lot of my former students in government and law and they would tell me what was going on.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 03:32 PM (pDt9x)
Not a lot of choice. There's no place for them in a peaceful society that rewards competence.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:37 PM (8avO+)
You just explained religion practiced by nearly everyone around the globe before the Christian era.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 03:37 PM (rgGn5)
Posted by: Coach Howard Schnebrllenegr at March 03, 2026 03:35 PM (alhqr)
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As we all remember, MAGA and the Trump 2016 campaign was all about maintaining the Obama administration's foreign policy.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 03:37 PM (iWnTv)
Me: So, yeah. Saudi is onboard and committed.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 03:21 PM (rj6Yv)
There's been an amusing (for us) turn of events with MBS. He was terrified of his oil industry being targeted by Iran, so he took assurances from them that they would leave him alone if he would not allow his bases to be used to attack them. He went out on a limb and looked like he was bowing to Iranian demands and not supporting Trump in this.
And then Iran immediately attacked him anyways! So now he's not just mad at being attacked, he feels that the Iranians personally made a fool of him in front of Trump, and nothing pisses a man like MBS off more than having that done to him in public.
So now he's not just back on board with the US, he wants revenge for the personal humiliation the Iranians gave to him. Should be fun to see what he does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 03:37 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:37 PM (jlI90)
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Well, bless your heart.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 03:37 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)
Russia had its oil refineries taken out by Islamic terrorists.
So they decide to invade the Persian Gulf to get the oil.
The problem is they know America and Europe won't stand to lose this oil, so Russia decides to invade Europe first.
Posted by: MikeN at March 03, 2026 03:32 PM (xSs6m)
And actually…that was an oil refinery. But a BIG one, that refined most Soviet oil.
“The whole world seemed to light up around them, AND BECAUSE OF THEM, THE WHOLE WORKD REALLY WOULD.”
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)
A lot of new 114 variants as well including switchblade and smaller warhead stuff. Besides the missile targeting, it’s getting more personal.
Get back to me when we start dropping pagers.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 03, 2026 03:01 PM (0bjKf)
_________
The Blade, he gets this
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 03, 2026 03:31 PM
The Paolo, he has always gotten it. IYKWTPM...
Posted by: Paolo at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Bulg
*sigh*
Caroline Jones PEAKED as Morticia while Yvonne De Carlo was sliding fast.
Posted by: Auspex
I had them both beat.
Posted by: Barbara Eden at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Heroq
Truth in advertising would have them call themselves Breaking Wind, noxious odors guaranteed.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (E4rtv)
Well, Trump is unique in my experience in that even when I think he gets something wrong, eventually he turns out to have been right most of the time. I first noticed that when he was saying birthright citizenship was BS, which I was SURE was unconstitutional. After I heard the arguments and learned the history, I found out he was spot on - I was the one who had been fooled all these decades.
The same might be true on tariffs, although I doubt you can really fund the whole govt on tariffs.
Where I think he's downright crazy is regarding his envy of "quick trials" in China. This is a guy who was railroaded into felony convictions, and he wants the govt to have the power to try and KILL you in short order? Not smart, I think. He certainly does seem to REALLY HATE drug dealers though (more than the actual drug USERS who fund them).
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (ovdkm)
Either an un-funny satire, or a complete fucking idiot.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Fixed It!! at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Bulg
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Doubtful. Never seen even a hint of that even when I was a lot more plugged into the political rumor mill than I am today. Lot of my former students in government and law and they would tell me what was going on.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv)
TDS is pretty endemic in the circles she runs in, it predates COVID.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Coach Howard Schnebrllenegr at March 03, 2026 03:35 PM (alhqr)
Are you an isolationist, a Code Pinker, or both?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:39 PM (RHGPo)
So maybe Epstein did keep some pre-pubescent children on the island for clients to rape?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)
Don’t need to. We control the airways and the internet. You know the one the government shut down.
We have every modern comms channel with the people that matters.
Who do you think helping us and why do you think we told them to sit tight?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:40 PM (jlI90)
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What does that mean?
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 03:40 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Is he worried about the endless war in Venezuela?
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 03, 2026 03:40 PM (ObYK0)
Judge Napolitano, remember him? He’s gone full Nazi too.
So many Fox News personalities have gone off the deep end.
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 03:40 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Marcus T
Given how the mullahs are being hated on by the population, it is probably more an issue of logistics getting the bombs to the target than targeting information. A veritable plethora.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:40 PM (Fi81e)
headed to Texas
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 03:07 PM (ZxPkt)
But IL is so business friendly.
: )
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 03:41 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (ovdkm)
Well after having his life suspended for 5 or 6 years over several bullshit trials based on nothing, having the process be faster would be appealing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (pDt9x)
In my experience, yes.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Birds. at March 03, 2026 03:41 PM (xWkGt)
Especially if you want doves and squirrel
And Finches, House and/or Purple
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 03, 2026 03:41 PM (DgMqy)
I would take you more seriously if you didn't post from a VPN, and knew how to spell.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 03:42 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 03:42 PM (/QdgR)
So many Fox News personalities have gone off the deep end.
Posted by: Heroq
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Greasy Napolitano is a gay judge that thought he was gonna be on Scotus due to his sucking up to Trump. When he didn't get any judicial post or DoJ post, he acted like a jealous queen denied a nice piece of ass.
Fox hired actors to play credible parts on screen, they were never a serious news gathering operation but one designed to corral the Right and fleece them of bucks.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Barbara Eden
Your competition was Elizabeth Montgomery, blondie.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 03:42 PM (Y8DZL)
Elizabeth Montgomery wasn't in her league. Tina Louise may have been though.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 03:42 PM (TN0g+)
MAGA founded this country. Trump is just the latest caretaker
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (jrgJz)
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I agree.
-- Well MAG did.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (Fi81e)
Don’t need to. We control the airways and the internet. You know the one the government shut down.
We have every modern comms channel with the people that matters.
Who do you think helping us and why do you think we told them to sit tight?
It was just a little joke.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)
I'm so overly online that I can ID several of Hasan's orbiters by sight in spite of never having seen their content and I have no idea who that is.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 03, 2026 03:39 PM (ErTRr)
Remember Krystal Ball from msnbc? Well she has a podcast now. Ryan is one of her employees on the podcast. Full on Jew hate every day all day. She’s married to Kyle Kulinski, another left wing dickweed with a podcast.
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Barbara Eden
And I had you beat.
-- Elizabeth Montgomery
Posted by: Bulg
I have larger boobs and wore bare midriffs honey. You looked like a school marm most of the time.
Posted by: Barbara Eden at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (abIsI)
That stupid argument might make sense if this turned into Endless War and the NeoCons in the US invited the Europeans in to split the graft and corruption spoils similar to Oil For Food and the intended Ukrainian Grift.
Which is what the Europeans are interested in, trying to find an angle where they can skim off hundreds of billions in nation building and ROEs that do nothing more than keep the MIC fed with no gained ground or any objective other than fattening up the bottom line on the quarterly reports.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (nAS9C)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Tom Servo
A simple examination of the tactic in middle school would suffice. Attack everyone ends up getting the Smear the Queer treatment.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv
There was one report from Iran of a local Basij element the Israelis smoked. The guy next door said he only felt the floor shake. No other collateral damage. lol. It’s personal.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 03:38 PM (pDt9x)
In my experience, yes.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Birds
I have around two dozen at any given time. One will get in the feeder and kick all the seed out. The other gather round.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (j7tH8)
Mainly for Eden's lower register purr and voice fry talents.
Amongst other things.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)
Yes, yes... I'm saddened by the fact that we've sent tens of zeros of ground troops to Iran. Quagmire. All hope is lost. Thanks for bringing that to our attention. Well done. Go ahead and get yourself a cookie.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)
Which is what the Europeans are interested in, trying to find an angle where they can skim off hundreds of billions in nation building and ROEs that do nothing more than keep the MIC fed with no gained ground or any objective other than fattening up the bottom line on the quarterly reports.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (nAS9C)
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How can Trump already be in another forever war after his previous forever war in Venezuela just wrapped up?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:44 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)
I know. lol.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:44 PM (jlI90)
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And Trump is going to drop out of the race any day now.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:40 PM (Fi81e)
He probably shouldn't even run for re-election in '28.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 03:44 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (nAS9C)
They are gonna try to make a play at the oil. Especially France.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 03:44 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 03, 2026 03:44 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (fYhK6)
They hit the Us consulate in Dubai...Supposedly it was evacuated...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (6IkdQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:44 PM (GBKbO)
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Ask Joe Haldeman.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (Fi81e)
It has taken 2 days for people to turn tail and cower to their fears.
Be better, people.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (1Udfd)
Especially if you want doves and squirrel
And Finches, House and/or Purple
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 03, 2026 03:41 PM (DgMqy)
I agree, except for the doves...they always seem to gravitate to the tiny round seeds... the name is escaping me at the moment... fennel? No, wait, millet?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Birds. at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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Eh, the troll doesn't want soothing words but rather a balm of buttcrack creme. Al Zutt Zutt rides a mean ass.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (E4rtv)
The Banhammer?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Crusader
It's kinda like the Upton/Sweeney thing. Elizabeth had the more beautiful face, and Barbara the bigger boobs. But I still found Liz more appealing overall.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Fat Lady: circling the drain! at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
......
And Sean Hannity will be an auctioneer at donated car lots.
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (UjdFS)
We're still fighting the Forever War he started when he took out Solemani.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (1Udfd)
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I do not know what language can put those words together in that order.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (Fi81e)
headed to Texas
I got to work with them boys from Peoria when machine control was becoming a thing a couple of decades ago. They were all ex-military, smart as whips and a lot of fun to get along with.
Cat had by far the most sophisticated waste compaction software of every other vendor out there. The savings were in the millions.
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:44 PM (GBKbO)
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Ask Joe Haldeman.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (Fi81e)
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If W had toppled Iraq, flown into Baghdad, and then given a speech that said, "I have conquered with my mighty sky forces because your previous leader displeased me. I shall come again if your next displeases me."
And then he'd left the nation, bringing all of our military assets with him.
It might have been a somewhat popular foreign entanglement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (j7tH
LOL! Sounds like you have been in my backyard!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Birds. at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (xWkGt)
That was the rule they demanded, that's the rule they're stuck with.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 02:36 PM (1wjle)
Really? What fucking weirdos were you listening to?"
It was just grifters saying that shit
Posted by: JoshO at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (xL2KH)
Has anyone started a Gofundme page for Tucker yet?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (1JFYK)
This is me waiving goodbye to Russia.
And f the WSJ.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: Stay tuned for movies at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: Marcus T
Could not have happened to a greater collection of murderous and cowardly assholes. Loved to drive by on motocycles and shoot into protesting crowds for kicks.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv)
If true, that would suggest we are not pursuing regime change, which pleases me, so I will choose to believe it, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (nAS9C)
They are gonna try to make a play at the oil. Especially France.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 03:44 PM (fYhK6)
Russia pushed them out of the oil in the West Africa bulge a few years back because they are Asshoe. France won't see any sweetheart deals out of Iran.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (8avO+)
Tucker Carlson Hot Takes:
Yoko Ono was a Mossad Agent, sent to break up the Beatles.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
Yet another Hollywood celery that I could not pick out of a police lineup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (8zz6B)
It was just grifters saying that shit
Posted by: JoshO
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Nope, it was a few people here at AOS and others on X.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (E4rtv)
The Banhammer?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 03:45 PM (Riz8t)
I'd call it the Big Bada-Boom Hammer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 03:48 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)
Curious cases, both of them. Both were willing mouthpieces for the GOP establishment, making countless millions doing it, but both have spoken out AGAINST that establishment, once it screwed them.
Megyn, of course, was famously at the tip of the spear in FOX's attempt to derail Trump's first election (it blew up in her face, naturally).
Even when Tucker would be pro-Trump, it was in the condescending way (that I also see in the articles here, BTW). He was literally born into the Washington establishment, and it often shows, even as he criticizes it (sometimes viciously). He's on THAT SIDE, even as he complains about how they do things.
They both have been refreshing and convincing voices at times, but now they seem to be getting back to their "roots" as a couple of media whores. The question is, who are they really working for these days?
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (ovdkm)
Yoko Ono was a Mossad Agent, sent to break up the Beatles.
Posted by: garrett
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Her wailing weapon was quite scary.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (E4rtv)
If true, that would suggest we are not pursuing regime change, which pleases me, so I will choose to believe it, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (BI5O2)
As in Venezuela, if some government dude far enough down the totem pole decides to play ball with us and take orders, we can work with them and with the opposition to restructure the country.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)
Is this some ultra-formal definition of "regime change" where killing the top 50 people of the current regime somehow doesn't count? Clearly we want a different regime there, we just aren't pulling a Ukraine and installing, say, a dick pianist.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)
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There you go.
Yes, EM lacked in the chest department--and I never crushed on her as big as my brother did when we were kids.
But I just within recent years I saw a collection of photos of her and I was blown away.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)
There was a story today saying one of the higher ups in the Govt. was working with us...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (6IkdQ)
Anyone playing up the loss of life for politics needs a throat punch.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (jlI90)
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What does that mean?
Posted by: Crusader
>It means Neocon 2.6 had some bugs and would crash the system. We tried a memory upgrade but that didn't help.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: MrExcitement
Their wallets. Sad clowns that adopted PT Barnum's adage, There is a sucker coming along every minute. So outrage merchants that draw attention and clicks for kaching while the supporters and the haters fight over them which draws more to look and see.
Same crap as a dindu nuffins fighting in a mall or other public place, it draws people and attention in.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (BI5O2)
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NO
KILL
I
Posted by: The Horta at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: far cry at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (YYwEh)
Let the Eurotards freeze in the dark. maybe they will discover the BTU value of muzzies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Hamsters and Pixy weren't up to the challenge.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv)
Would you rather have a large percentage of the retards on one side, paying your bills...or, would you rather have a large percentage of retards from BOTH sides paying your bills?
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: far cry at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (YYwEh)
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Probably Euro themselves and possibly a kebab stuck in Euroland's ass.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 03:50 PM (gVUi7)
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I just downloaded Neocon 2.7 beta.
Posted by: The Horta at March 03, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv)
I remember a family member who fought in WWII telling me about what the local population did to collaborators and stooges as they went across France and Belgium. It didn’t end well and it shouldn’t.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Neocon 2.6.1 will attempt to download when connected to a charging device.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)
You are so right!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Posting For Dr. Johnny Fever. at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (xWkGt)
Posted by: far cry at March 03, 2026 02:48 PM (YYwEh)
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Their VAT tax ain't our problem.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (8uzBS)
Megyn I did not trust since 2016,bleeding from every orifice, altho I let my guard down briefly. Then, with the Guthrie kidnapping wahoo, she had a crazy click hungry chick on who spread the false information (from a source) that it was the son-in-law. I hope she gets sued as well as Megyn. Poor Megyn needs a new hairdo and seems anorexic or bulemic on top of other stuff going on in her mid-life crisis or perimenopause.
Owens one day is going to start pulling her hair out in clumps on camera, unless it is a wig. If a wig she'll resort to pulling out her eyelashes one by one (which is called trichotillomania). While singing mournfully that she's gonna jump down, turn around and,"Pick a bale of cotton."
In reality, AOC's nostrils disturb me more than Owen's. I still say her nose looks like she glued a squashed frog to her face.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv)
A statement only understood by those of the HQ ...
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03,
Nah my hope is that we just retain the shitty regime in place with more compliant mullahs in charge.
The best thing would be a regime change with an iron fisted puppet in place to brutalize the Muslims at every turn, but we would never do that, and it would mean we're trying to overlay democracy on... Iran, of all places.
No thanks!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (BI5O2)
Which brings us back to the Ellie May / Granny thing, where I admit to being wrong previously.
The mastermind of the whole Beverly Hills Bank Clampett swindle was the one person who controlled the endless series of misunderstandings, who managed the deranged President and chief depositor, who knew and went on a date with the bank's chairman of the board, who was connected to all people who they were in contact with and who undoubtedly ended up with all the money.
Miss Jane Hathaway.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (Y8DZL)
The only way I could see it coming to a stop is if the regular army (NOT the IRGC) announces that they want to take over leadership and depose the Mullahs, we might let them try.
But they should have made that move already if they were going to. If they don't, then they can just go down the toilet with the rest of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Bulg
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His brother Buckley on X is actually worse and probably saying the things out loud that even Tucker is afraid to say. Spazzing out in real time and his puffy face and reddish complexion is similar to an alkie.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)
Hubba hubba!
Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 03, 2026 03:55 PM (ErTRr)
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2026 03:53 PM (8uzBS)
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Hope he flushed.
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: Marcus T
A cousin of my grandfather's was a Nazi collaborator in the Netherlands. When my Dad's cousin visited the hometown in the Old Country, the inhabitants gave him the side eye because of his surname -- same as that of the collaborator, of course.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (f1kZG)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 02:45 PM (RHGPo)
So sad to hear that.
He seemed pretty underrated, if you ask me. He was kind of the King of the B Movie, I think, at least of a certain genre. I also remember him showing up to play Ronald Reagan, running for POTUS, in a episode of the TV show Fargo. A candidate making his way through ND early in his campaign.
Larger-than-life, over-the-top roles, in a sort of tongue-in-cheek way. The King of Camp, perhaps. I can still see him taking on some sort of evil with his chain saw.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (qpQFJ)
The best thing would be a regime change with an iron fisted puppet in place to brutalize the Muslims at every turn, but we would never do that, and it would mean we're trying to overlay democracy on... Iran, of all places.
No thanks!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 03:54 PM (BI5O2)
I prefer it to be a military dude, he'd care more if his toys are broken. Keep the mullahs in the holy city to issue warnings about pork and how to arrange turbans. It was a mistake to make them the figurehead of the revolution.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)
Those people never forget. When I rucked the Normandy routes inland I met so many magnificent people in the French countryside. The old timers invited me into their houses, fed me, gave me wine and regaled me with the greatest stories. When they knew my relatives were part of the unit they couldn’t do enough for me.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 03:58 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 03:57 PM (qpQFJ)
The good thing is the Euros would claim huddling over a camp stove to be stylish.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 03:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (jlI90)
Convince me otherwise.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (jlI90)
you left out Germany.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)
Convince me otherwise.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 04:00 PM (jlI90)
you left out Germany.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)
and Belgium.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 03:43 PM (fYhK6)
Remember, these folks are Twelvers. Their utopic vision is based on an apocalyptic war against ALL the heretics and infidels. It might not be so political as their "When no other command authority exists, fire on these targets so they will launch the apocalyptic attacks" plan. Their doomsday plan.
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 04:02 PM (ydSfG)
Elizabeth Montgomery wasn't in her league. Tina Louise may have been though.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 03:42 PM (TN0g+)
I was always a "Mary Ann" guy, myself.
I don't know what it was about Elizabeth Montgomery - she didn't have the fabulous curves of Barbara Eden or Raquel - maybe her Southern charm (even without the Southern accent)? But she definitely had SOMETHING that made all the guys fall in love with her. Maybe Eden had a sort of "girl next door" thing going on, besides being all around gorgeous. Perhaps the best of both, from the other two? But Montgomery you could take more seriously - lacked the dimwitted blonde thing.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 04:05 PM (ovdkm)
And then he'd left the nation, bringing all of our military assets with him.
It might have been a somewhat popular foreign entanglement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
Nailed it.
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (ydSfG)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 03, 2026 04:06 PM (E/NuN)
Posted by: Stay tuned for movies at March 03, 2026 03:47 PM (ErTRr)
Birds aren't real!
Sadly, neither are the boobs, lots of times.
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2026 04:07 PM (ydSfG)
is my Drone Warplan in effect?
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 03:18 PM (1wjle)
My impression is that the preliminaries, if you will, are being gotten out of the way. Removing the leadership, plus anything that might be able to hurt the US and Israeli militaries during the next phase. The Iranian Navy and Air Force, anti-air defenses. Bunker busters will be hitting ballistic missile storage and production sites more, and then it'll be open season on any bad guys foolish enough to not surrender.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 03, 2026 04:11 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2026 03:29 PM (VWtfl)
A 15 kT nuke would make for dandy fireworks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 04:16 PM (8zz6B)
I would take you more seriously if you didn't post from a VPN, and knew how to spell.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 03:42 PM (n9ltV)
Possibly a troll socking a regular?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 04:26 PM (8zz6B)
I am genuinely embarrassed that I only recently realized that Tucker is - at best - a bought and paid for shill.
Posted by: Bach In Black at March 03, 2026 08:36 PM (KY9hS)
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Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)