The Morning Report — 6/ 3 /26Daily Tech News 3 June 2026Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 2, 2026 [Doof]Primary Night CafePrimary Results ThreadDemocrats Meet With Nazi Feces-Fetishist Graham Platner To Ask If It's Just the Nazi Tattooo/Communism/Mockery of a Purple Heart Hero/Racism/Obsessive Sexting, Or If There's a Real Scandal ComingProtesters in Southampton Demand Police Take a Knee For Henry Nowak, The Man They MurderedOne Officer Resigns in Henry Nowak Police-Assisted Murder Scandal Update: Protests Turn Mostly PeacefulIs the UK in a State of Civil War Yet? If Not, Why Not?White House: Rioters Outside of NJ ICE Facility Will be Prosecuted to the Fullest Extent of the Law NGO Admits It's Giving the Orders to RiotThe Very Perceptive Ladies of The View: Gee This Graham Platner Guy Seems Like a Hot S.S. Mess Doesn't He?Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)The Morning RantMid-Morning Art ThreadThe Morning Report — 6/ 2 /26Daily Tech News 2 June 2026Overnight Open Thread [06/01/2026]The Wide World of Herding CafeVideo Released of Cops Chatting Amiably with Sikh Murderer as the Victim Henry Nowak Bleeds to Death on the GroundAnother Migrant Who Can't Speak a Word of English Plows His Vehicle Into Americans, Killing a Family of Four, Another Woman, and Leaving Forty Injured Plus: The Adulterous Nazi Communist Is Also a Cokehead

The Morning Report — 6/ 3 /26

Good morning kids. While it certainly looks as if Graham "Oyster cracker" Platner is on the verge of going kerSPLATner. Sure he's utterly horrendous on every level. But he's not a one-off considering this happened just down the coast in New Jersey:

Adam Hamawy, a controversial candidate who previously volunteered with an al-Qaeda-linked group, has won the Democrat primary for retiring Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman’s (D-NJ) seat in the U.S. House of Representatives.
Hamawy, who was endorsed by the so-called “Squad,” became a lightning rod for criticism on the campaign trail due to his intense criticism of Israel and his having volunteered with the Benevolence International Foundation in Bosnia, per the New York Post:
An Iraq War veteran, Hamawy has made national headlines for saving Sen. Tammy Duckworth’s (D-Ill) life after a helicopter crash as well as for his volunteer work in the Gaza Strip.

How "controversial" could he have been and still come out on top let alone even be a candidate? Yes New Jersey, especially the bedroom communities/counties near NYC are leftist dominated with growing populations of Muslims from some of the worst Islamic hellholes on earth. The "Squad" are also not really outliers but represent more and more the majority of the Democrat base and ultimately are going to supplant the old guard allegedly "moderate" "liberal" leadership, bth those words in quotation marks for obvious reasons since Democrats are neither moderate nor liberal. Great he rescued Tammy Duckworth. This is kind of like Otto Skorzeny rescuing Mussolini.

Be that as it may, the Democrat/Leftist party and movement is at war and has always been at war with Americans and America as founded. Unless and until the hatred of this nation its people history and heritage are utterly burned out of that Party's black heart, we'll never know a moment's peace. It's us or them and it's high time we realize it. Of course there are those allegedly on our side who won't and never will, and worse, will aid and abet in our destruction:

. . . the American conservatives whom Mike Pence is urging to take the high road can’t afford to pretend that doing so will ensure victory. We are not facing political opponents who can be lectured into behaving more civilly. The late Freedom Center founder David Horowitz warned decades ago that we are at war with an enemy determined not to seek coexistence with us but to destroy us. Today’s Democrats call for and celebrate our murder, for God’s sake. They certainly won’t be shamed into cleaning up their language.
Pence writes that civility “is how we can find principled common ground in America.” This is a beautiful dream, but the reality is that Left and Right today have no common ground – none. There is literally no political issue – abortion, immigration, race, crime, education, the family, poverty, homelessness, national security, national sovereignty, the environment, foreign policy, religion – on which there is not a Grand Canyon-sized chasm between both sides. Even if there were a patch of common ground somewhere, the Left is not interested in tilling that soil, but craves total power. The idea that Republicans and Democrats can reach across the aisle and come together even in a grudging mutual respect is, sadly, a fantasy.

Yeah, about that civility:

There are judicial rulings that raise complex legal questions, and there are rulings that expose a deeper rot. Judge Leonie Brinkema’s decision to block the Justice Department’s Anti-Weaponization Fund belongs firmly in the latter category. What occurred here transcends a routine dispute over government spending — it is a profound assertion of judicial overreach. ..
The Anti-Weaponization Fund was established as part of a settlement in President Trump’s lawsuit against the government regarding the unlawful disclosure of his tax information. The fund creates a pathway for individuals who believe they have been harmed by government weaponization or politically motivated “lawfare” to seek compensation. Predictably, this objective has drawn fierce opposition from the very circles that spent years insisting such weaponization either did not exist or was entirely justified. Their opposition tells its own story.

Mike Pence hasn't uttered a sound about this:

rioter was charged Friday “for allegedly kicking and biting ICE officers” at a New Jersey illegal immigrant holding center on Thursday, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said on X. Another individual was arrested after threatening to murder an immigration officer and his family, Blanche said Friday. The Department of Homeland Security arrested at least six rioters last Wednesday alone for allegedly assaulting law enforcement, while others were arrested in the subsequent days, ABC 6 reported.
The attacks took place outside an Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in New Jersey called Delaney Hall. Fox News reported that “agitators…were seen establishing a highly organized logistics and support operation before protests began at the site. Stockpiles of masks, duct tape, hard hats and medical supplies were laid out near the facility.”

If we really want civility, we'll get it in a nanosecond once we have summary executions of rioters. Until then Ponce Pence can shove civility where the sun don't shine.

Have a great day.

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

The ceasefire that saved a terror group?
Why Did Trump Demand that Netanyahu Stop IDF Attack on Hezbollah Sites in Beirut?
The president turns on his ally to attain a false peace.
Trump Surrenders
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
This is war.
Mike Pence’s Misguided Call for Civility
...When you throw out reckless terms and you start referring to our actions as being dangerous, unconstitutional, and lawless. That’s why our agents’ death threats are up by 8,000 percent.
Watch DHS Chief Markwayne Mullin Trash Democrat Sen. Patrick Murphy
The Trump administration cannot stick to occasional prosecutions while allowing the broader ecosystem of anti-ICE extremists to operate with relative impunity.
Anti-Law-Enforcement Riots Like New Jersey’s Will Escalate Without Stronger Deterrence(summary executions of rioters? - jjs)
Let’s step back for a second and remember why this is controversial. Trump survived two assassination attempts in 2024, including on July 13, when a gunman climbed onto a rooftop at a rally in Butler, Penn., and a bullet grazed Trump’s ear. In April 2026, another assassination attempt was foiled at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. We all know what “86” means in this context, and the fact that a federal judge allowed the flag to remain is sickening.
I Can’t Believe What This Obama-Appointed Judge Just Did
The architects of government weaponization are now in federal court blocking the fund designed to compensate their victims.
Federal Judge Brinkema Sides With Marc Elias To Kill The Fund That Would Compensate Lawfare Victims
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
Illegal immigrant reportedly fakes being gay in order to get asylum and then gets caught after marrying a woman.
Illegal Immigrant Accused Of Faking Homosexuality To Get Asylum (Okay Pedro, bend over and spread 'em or no green card! - jjs)
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
“Let’s take a step back; 2015, ’16, ’17, ’18, 2020, there were nine million people on Obamacare, nine million. Today, it’s more than 20 million… What happened was we completely took the guardrails off, and I know this because I’m working in the agency that actually was told to take the guardrails off,” Oz said.
Oz Says 35 Percent of Obamacare Enrollments ‘May Not Be Legit’
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Hamawy, who was endorsed by the so-called “Squad,” became a lightning rod for criticism on the campaign trail due to his intense criticism of Israel and his having volunteered with the Benevolence International Foundation in Bosnia, per the New York Post: An Iraq War veteran, Hamawy has made national headlines for saving Sen. Tammy Duckworth’s (D-Ill) life after a helicopter crash as well as for his volunteer work in the Gaza Strip. (So he's the Sgt. Schultz of Otto Skorzeny's - jjs)

Democrat Who Worked with Al-Qaeda-Linked Group Wins New Jersey Primary to Replace Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman
CAIR’s skewed statistics.
Does Minnesota Really Lead the Nation in Mosque Attacks?
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
“the victim is recovering from multiple dog bites to his thighs and posterior, as well as from the emotional trauma of the attack”
Man Who Attacked Jewish Couple in Santa Monica Faces Minimal Charges, No Hate Crime Enhancement
And the Democrat contender advocates for prison abolition.
Washington, DC, Mayoral Candidate’s Top Aide: ‘Israel is a Bitch, So Evil’
A new House Judiciary Committee report says the U.S. government subsidized the groups behind the protests, alleging links to terrorist-tied organizations and potential violations of nonprofit tax law.
Did American Taxpayers Fund Anti-Netanyahu Protests? Congress Says Yes
Oklahoma, Florida, and Iowa have embraced the Supreme Court’s recent First Amendment rulings.
These States Are Leading on Restoring Religious Freedom
Five years after Canadian liberals incited a moral panic about “mass graves” of indigenous schoolchildren, almost no one will admit it happened.
Canada Needs A Real Reckoning For The ‘Mass Graves’ Hoax
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
...a heated confrontation that exposed the widening civil war inside the iconic news magazine.
‘60 Minutes’ star Scott Pelley fired from CBS News after blasting Bari Weiss in heated showdown

* * * * *
This dystopia is closer than you think.
Is Pax Silica The New Avatar Of The Great Reset?
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
California’s wealth tax starts with billionaires, but its critics warn the real target is every asset owner trapped in a state government that never stops expanding its reach.
California’s ‘Wealth’ Tax is Coming for Everyone
Black entrepreneurship struggles are explained not only by discrimination, but by cultural norms, kinship pressures, and weak transmission of business capital.
Why Black Entrepreneurship Lags
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
61-year-old Chikei Rick Chow was found not guilty of murder after he said he acted to protect his son in 2023 when killing Cyrus Carmack-Belton, who carried a handgun into the Columbia store, multiple news outlets reported. The case has reportedly sparked division and accusations of anti-black bias as nearly half the town’s population is black.
Jury Acquits Asian Store Owner Who Shot And Killed Black Alleged Shoplifter
In this grim population, one deed stands alone as the most foul.
A Moral Hierarchy Among Murderers
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
A harrowing journey into our school system's heart of darkness.
Geno Young Video: Students Playing “Shoot Charlie Kirk” Game on TikTok
'We are not scholars,' the editors write in volume one, with 'support' from dean’s office
Harvard Divinity School Launches Journal Devoted to ‘Queerness,’ ‘Palestinian Liberation’
SECOND AMENDMENT
One of those prosecutors is Clarke County Commonwealth Attorney Matthew E. Bass. Moreover, Breitbart News explained that Clarke County Sheriff Travis Sumption also made clear his office will not be enforcing the ban either.
Virginia: At Least 10 Commonwealth Attorneys Refuse to Enforce ‘Assault Weapons’ Ban
THE 2020 AND 2022 ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
A damning discovery in New York has flown under the national radar.
New York’s 1.47 Million Voter Roll Fraud Unmasks The ‘Safe Blue State’ Myth
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Platner has been embroiled in controversies, including his Nazi-themed tattoo and his alleged sexually explicit text messages with several women. During a press gaggle attended by the Daily Caller News Foundation, Schumer repeatedly dodged questions about Platner by stating that Democrats would defeat Republican Maine Sen. Susan Collins and take back the Senate.
Chuck Schemer Really Doesn’t Want To Discuss Graham Platner’s Candidacy
Graham Platner’s behavior reveals him to be an immature, self-centered person who shouldn’t get to replace a harmless centrist.
What Graham Platner Did At His Brother’s Wedding Revealed His Repulsive Character 10 Years Ago
Platner has spent the last six months trying to explain his Totenkopf, or Death's Head, Nazi tattoo, which he wore for 18 years before having it covered up last October
'What a Cool Pic': Totenkopf-Tattooed Graham Platner Admired 'German Helmets' in WW2 Photo of Nazi-Allied Troops, Deleted Post Shows

* * * * *
'Why does the destruction of property warrant your response but the genocide of black people in our country does not?' Brianna Menard, a self-described 'committed vegan,' wrote in a since-deleted 2020 tweet
James Talarico’s Girlfriend Ranted About ‘Genocide of Black People’ by Police During BLM Riots, Petitioned to Free Convicted Cop-Killer
“Safe to say Talarico rehearsed this line very thoroughly.”
Same Script, Different Interview: Talarico’s Memorized Talking Point Goes Viral
Missouri Republicans followed the law to the letter, while Virginia Democrats ignored their state’s constitution.
What Missouri Republicans Got Right And Virginia Democrats Got Wrong In Redistricting
POLITICS
Oh, and he thinks God is non-binary—wild stuff. But the media would have you think that he, like Platner, is just an everyman.
Democrats' horrible candidates and incompetence may yet save Republicans
Democrats are trying to find men who can seem the most: seem like a pastor, seem like a working man.
Cat Lady Democrats Are Trying To Wear A ‘Normal Man’ Skinsuit
The answer is obvious.
Midterm Voters: Are You Better Off Than You Were Four Years Ago?
"All the people have jacked all of our tax money, we're going to find their Bentleys, we're going to find their houses ..."
How Spencer Pratt Would ‘Eliminate’ Gavin Newsom As A Presidential Candidate
Larry Elder: Live by the race card. Die by the race card.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz Learns the Cost of Racial Identity Politics
Americans for Prosperity (AFP) Action congratulated Hinson in a post on X, for winning her primary election.
Rep. Ashley Hinson Wins Iowa Republican Senate Primary
“In recent conversations with aides and allies, President Trump often interjects with a question about his vice president: Does JD Vance have what it takes to go all the way?”
Is Trump Souring on J.D. Vance as His Preferred 2028 Successor?
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Nowak had been stabbed with a ceremonial knife during an incident that led to the conviction of 23-year-old Vickrum Digwa.
Police bodycam footage in Henry Nowak's murder sparks nationwide fury, clashes with police in Southampton
If you chase two rabbits at once, you catch neither. That may be the simplest way to describe American foreign policy today.
Washington Is Still Chasing Two Rabbits
After the atheist Communist regime was established, the Chinese government severed diplomatic relations with the Vatican in 1951 and accused the papal internuncio of espionage, according to Time. . . The CCPA was founded after the separation, allowing the state to govern the Catholic Church in China, shift its teachings to align with state ideologies and practices and appoint bishops without the Vatican’s approval, The Time added.
The Vatican Weighs CCP Deal As Beijing Disappears Bishops, Appoints State-Backed Clergy
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . AND HISTORY
Hersh (23) was murdered by Hamas terrorists after 11 months of captivity.
Israel Eliminates Hamas Commander Behind Abduction of Hersh Goldberg-Polin on October 7
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Oz said that Americans will have the opportunity to ensure they get the best price on eighty percent of prescriptions they regularly pick up at drug stores, with TrumpRx now offering 750 drugs.
Oz Announces 160 More Drugs Being Added to TrumpRx
The drug is designed to "stop cancer cells concealing themselves from the immune system."
New Drug Can Put An End To Cancer’s Hide-And-Seek Game
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
I must say it again: The Sun’s behavior throughout the past two solar cycles has never matched the predictions. While for most of this solar cycle, the ramp up to solar maximum was much faster and more active than predicted, the ramp down has generally been faster but less active than predicted.
Sunspot update: May sunspot activity jumps
The data showed that the hotter the planet, the slower the wind, the opposite of what was expected. The scientists believe that each planet’s magnetic field is acting to brake the winds, with the hotter planets likely having more powerful fields.
The wind speeds on seven exoplanets also suggest presence of magnetic fields
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
The organization’s board of directors said in a press release that the decision “was not made lightly.”
Phoenix Pride Files for Bankruptcy Ahead of ‘Pride Month’
Entities like MLB will either be dominated by what is true, good, and beautiful, or they will succumb to the type of sinful lies parroted during ‘pride month.’
‘Pride Month’ Is Proof That Institutional Neutrality Is A Lie
How the West severed women from life, continuity, and civilization.
The Death Spiral
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Christian Toto: Trans artist ignores cold realities tied to modern Hollywood, media landscape
‘Matrix’ Co-Director Plays ‘Fascist’ Card, Blasts Film Critics
“America has never actually fully reckoned with its racist past and its original founding sin of slavery.”
MS N(sdap)OW Host Feels ‘Deep Unease’ About America’s 250th Celebrations, Cites Our ‘Racist Past’
America’s semiquincentennial is being treated as an opportunity for self-criticism rather than celebration.
After Decades Of Anti-America Indoctrination, Don’t Expect A Big 250th Celebration
HITHER & YON
The remains of Melissa Casias were found in Carson National Forest over the weekend.
Remains of Missing Los Alamos Worker Found as Probe into Dead Scientists Gains Urgency

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1 Its Hump Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

3 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (jehhT)

4 Top 5! Now for the articles.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (RjOoY)

5 nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

6 "Pence writes that civility “is how we can find principled common ground in America.”"

That only works when both side are civil.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

7 r hennigantx

Gotta be pretty fast to beat your blazing F5 fingers and wide Internet pipe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

8 Scott Pelley is my dream date.

Posted by: Pawl at June 03, 2026 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

9 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 07:29 AM (RIvkX)

10 Put not your faith in Pences.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 07:30 AM (qFwJc)

11 “ "The past few weeks have been filled with great sadness and anxiety for many people in the UK and around the world.

While we have all been affected by recent events, I know from my own family that the pain of losing a loved one is profound.

Racism has no place in our society. It is contrary to the values we hold dear and to the spirit of unity that has sustained our country through so many challenges.

We should take comfort that while we may have more still to endure, better days will return. We will meet again."

Queen Elizabeth II, June 2020

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 07:30 AM (wNud8)

12 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 03, 2026 07:30 AM (kmSxS)

13 Pence writes that civility “is how we can find principled common ground in America.”

There are around 10 million uncivilized illegals and another 3 million or so skamps, skalliwags, and ne'er do wells that the Democrats protect through NGO, EBT, and Soros DA that will NEVER EVER become part of Western Culture and to think so is not only just plain old STUPID but all dangerous.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

14 Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 07:30 AM (qFwJc)

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 07:31 AM (PFs9e)

15 “ Our desire is not that others might be relieved while you are hard pressed, but that there might be equality.”

2 Corinthians 8:13

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 07:31 AM (wNud8)

16 >Judge Leonie Brinkema’s decision to block the Justice Department’s Anti-Weaponization Fund
----
word around the campfire is that the administration is abandoning this initiative

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

17 Top 20!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 03, 2026 07:32 AM (JNTt1)

18 That only works when both side are civil.k"

And if both have priciples.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (XuXeR)

19 >>word around the campfire is that the administration is abandoning this initiative

Word from the Acting Attorney General is they will press ahead hearing the cases with or without a fund.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (viF8m)

20 I actually couldn't pick out Scott Pelley from a lineup of men of the same age and ethnic background because I don't listen to network news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (PFs9e)

21 Thanks, JJ!

the ghost of vidkun quisling is spitting on the shadow of the dickless pence in disgust at his whorish duplicity.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2026 07:34 AM (VyBeY)

22 California’s ‘Wealth’ Tax is Coming for Everyone

Welcome to the Hotel California...you can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:34 AM (l3cgK)

23 >Mike Pence’s Misguided Call for Civility
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I don't want civility
I want to march on a road strewn with their bones
I want to gnaw on their sun-bleached skulls

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:35 AM (ZxPkt)

24 Hamawy, sounds like Amway married a Ham sandwich...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2026 07:35 AM (x0n13)

25 FenelonSpoke

You are wise. Not listening to network news lowers blood pressure and leads to better cognitive outcomes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

26 Racism has no place in our society. It is contrary to the values we hold dear and to the spirit of unity that has sustained our country through so many challenges."

Oh, bloow me. The "racecard" has long since expired.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:35 AM (XuXeR)

27 hither and yon link is broken

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2026 07:36 AM (VyBeY)

28 The president turns on his ally to attain a false peace.
====

That's what I'm seeing happening.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

29 Don Black

I want the Red Army after the Sack of Berlin, 1945, to go "Dudes, that was way too harsh. Ease up."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

Daily Tech News 3 June 2026

Top Story

Windows has a fever and the only cure is more Linux. (The Verge) (archive site)

Seriously, though. Microsoft is planning to fix problems with Windows by embedding more Linux into its operating system.

It seems there might be an easier way to achieve that.
Also, Microsoft, fire your designers. (Notebook Check)

Now.

All of them.

Tech News

Laptops based on Nvidia's new RTX Spark N1X CPU will start at $2900. (WCCFTech)

And go up from there.

Models using the low-end N1 CPU will start at $1800.

Do not send to ask for whom the bell tolls, Nvidia.
Intel says that "something has to give" with memory prices. (Tom's Hardware)

And that they're not planning to stop production of older CPUs that use DDR4 memory, not while there's still demand.
AMD meanwhile had to re-engineer its DDR4-friendly 5800X3D to bring it back into production. (Tom's Hardware)

TSMC has changed its die-stacking technology (the X3D part in the name) so they couldn't simply restart production of the chip with the same process as before. The CPU chiplet remains the same, but it needs to be packaged differently.
Phison showed off a PCIe 6.0 SSD controller that supports transfer rates of 28GB per second and 6.8 million IOPS. (Tom's Hardware)

While drawing just 7W of power. Which would be a lot for a consumer model, but no more than early PCIe 5.0 controller chips.
A perfect companion for your new 5800X3D, Nividia's RTX 3060 is back as well.> (WCCFTech)

Only in China so far. Priced at $325.
The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant. (Politico)

I'm usually more than ready to dump on European idiocy, but Google makes it easier every day to break up with them, even for those of us who are not European idiots.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: Poit.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:31 AM (6wpGE)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 04:32 AM (D0X9e)

3 Packing the car and on our way up north to vacation home.

Maybe l8r. Maybe 2morO.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 04:32 AM (D0X9e)

4 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Guten morgen, horde

Posted by: clarence at June 03, 2026 04:39 AM (c1D+3)

6 Also, Microsoft, fire your designers. (Notebook Check)

Pixy, Notebook Check took me about 5 minutes to "customise choices" about Vendor Consent and Vendors, and I didn't even tackle Legitimate Interest.

I went here instead:

https://archive.is/XYcqu

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE)

7 Putting more Linux in Windows?

I suppose that's one way of getting users comfortable with the idea of ditching Windows entirely.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 03, 2026 04:45 AM (/HDaX)

8 Going on memory here. During discovery of some lawsuit, it was found that M$'s tp/ip stack had been lifted verbatim (including the copyright notice) from (I think) BSD Unix. So, using Linux to fix windblows is not much of a reach.

Posted by: clarence at June 03, 2026 04:52 AM (c1D+3)

9 Do Re Mi - Adultery

I'll mail this to you someday
Perhaps it isn't fair
I will find a precious thing, for you and I to share

aagghh
--grammar-not-see

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:56 AM (6wpGE)

10 Long commute
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

11
Why am I still awake? Good. Night!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 05:03 AM (n7rxJ)

12 There once was a lady so large
Her beam was wide as a barge
One day, an unsavory goon
Cried out, that's no moon
And died under the return barrage

fin

Posted by: clarence at June 03, 2026 05:07 AM (c1D+3)

13
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 03, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

14 Disclaimer: Poit.

Rejoinder: Narf!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026 05:12 AM (O7YUW)

15 urban dictionary

Poit

A nonsensical exclam[a]tory used in many cartoons, in many situations. ...
Brain: "Poit... What is poit? Do you mind telling me that?"
Pinky: "Well... it's a lot like 'Narf or Zort..."

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 05:18 AM (6wpGE)

16
https://www.urbandictionary.com

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 05:19 AM (6wpGE)

17 "Intel says 'something has to give' with memory prices"

Something will give. It has to:
https://isaiprofitable.com/

The link above shows profit and loss of Amazon, Alphabet (Google), Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, OpenAI, Anthropic, xAI, Mistral AI, Cohere AI, Deepseek, and nVidia.

The only profitable company right now in that list is nVidia, and that's because they're making the chips and cards and selling them to the rest. The others? All massively in the red.

Then you've got GitHub Copilot massively increasing the cost of using their services, so much so that developers are talking about leaving the platform in droves. The important thing though is that we've reached the critical moment when the prices are about to reflect what has been spent on the thing, and if it can't provide value commensurate to the price, then...

*POP* goes the bubble.

Faster, please.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026 05:23 AM (O7YUW)

18 11
Why am I still awake? Good. Night!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 05:03 AM (n7rxJ)

Good. Night, indeed!

Posted by: Scott Penis for CA-11 at June 03, 2026 05:24 AM (Sy6m/)

19 {le sigh}

/sock off

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 05:26 AM (Sy6m/)

20 Greetings and good morning, one and all! It's a pleasant day so far here in the GPROMD, at least my handlers insist that it is.

Today we have a contractor coming over to inspect our roof to see if any work needs to be done. Because having a house means your money is no longer yours.

And I'm plotting with mom to fly me out the week after Father's Day. Mom was pointing out that they don't do much other than go to doctor appointments and the commissary. I pointed out that I'd rather see dad while he's still functional.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 05:37 AM (RjOoY)

21 Evening and morning, Woden's Day late toilers and early risers!

I'm surprised to see I made the Top Ten Commenters list for the week ending 5/31. I dunno why it's considered to be a badge of shame; I consider it a testimony to how much all of you stimulate my Inner Snarker. (Wasn't there a character on Get Smart called "Snarker"? Or "Shtarker"? Probably that's an insult in Yiddish.)

Anyway! 78 vicious degrees outside, I refuse to look at the heat index, and I need to go work out in it. Howz about you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 05:39 AM (wzUl9)

22 I am not surprised Amazon loses money. There is no way 120$/yr for Prime covers shipping. Throw in video streaming, rockets and their pharmacy?
El oh fucking el.

Posted by: Accomack at June 03, 2026 05:39 AM (GbONR)

23 I thought this was an interesting story about Sir Edward Shackleton and his trip to Antarctica and the power of music in scripture passage for the devotional . The passage is
1st Samuel 16:15-25:
and is followed by some additional insights:

https://tinyurl.com/3vjbs7x6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 05:42 AM (lQ+/f)

24 @21/Wolfus: "Howz about you?"

I also need to go to work. Getting ready now while I keep an eye here.

How are the furry thugs doing this morning?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026 05:42 AM (O7YUW)

25
I also need to go to work. Getting ready now while I keep an eye here.

How are the furry thugs doing this morning?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026

***
Wandering about. Stirling is posing on the edge of the kitchen counter. Dagny is out, I know she's not locked in a closet because I saw her, but I've no idea where she is right now.

If the house thing happens, they are in for a terrific disruption as we move -- and then they will discover a whole new wide world of the indoors.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

26 18
Posted by: Scott Penis for CA-11 at June 03, 2026 05:24 AM (Sy6m/)

19 {le sigh}
Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 05:26 AM (Sy6m/)

!!!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 05:48 AM (6wpGE)

27 And here's a picture by Rembrandt of David playing before Saul related to the devotional passage:

https://tinyurl.com/yf6wzpv6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 05:48 AM (PFs9e)

28 Posted by: Scott Penis for CA-11

The Penis mightier than The Sword.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 05:50 AM (6wpGE)

29 Last night I dreamed of my late cat Arizona, the big red tabby-with-white Coon mix. Actually it was not him, but a successor (that I've never had in real life) who looked very much like him.

I was driving in a city unfamiliar to me, along a two-lane avenue that suddenly came to an end at a mini-park. I followed other people on foot around the park, and found myself in a house with a young married couple. I could read her thoughts: She was tired of her husband and his attempts at wit. Suddenly a roach flew into the house, and Arizona II chased it outside and killed it. I was combing a couple of burrs out of his thick long coat when I woke up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 05:52 AM (wzUl9)

30 And here are some vocal groups from BYU singing, " I will walk with Jesus":

https://tinyurl.com/mr2e7a87

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 05:56 AM (ix8EF)

31 CBS News has fired “60 Minutes” longtime correspondent Scott Pelley after a tense meeting with new Executive Producer Nick Bilton and editor-in-chief Bari Weiss on June 2.

1. "Oh no! pause Anyway..."

2. I'm happy to see that even long time veterans who are holy names in journalism are being given notice that they are replaceable.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 05:57 AM (RjOoY)

32 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2026 05:59 AM (VyBeY)

33 Old time hymn from 1878-" Breathe on me breath of God":

https://tinyurl.com/yh5r74dk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 06:02 AM (ix8EF)

34 31 CBS News has fired “60 Minutes” longtime correspondent Scott Pelley after a tense meeting with new Executive Producer Nick Bilton and editor-in-chief Bari Weiss on June 2.

1. "Oh no! pause Anyway..."

2. I'm happy to see that even long time veterans who are holy names in journalism are being given notice that they are replaceable.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 05:57 AM (RjOoY)

He has put out a very lengthy statement about his wonderfulness.

https://xcancel.com/DylanByers

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:08 AM (6wpGE)

35 ASUS announced Snapdragon X2 Elite mini PC. Remarkably they don't look like a buffet line hot plate.

https://tinyurl.com/4ehnckkv

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:11 AM (glnUu)

36 35 ASUS announced Snapdragon X2 Elite mini PC. Remarkably they don't look like a buffet line hot plate.

https://tinyurl.com/4ehnckkv
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:11 AM (glnUu)

Hahahahaha. Or a waffle iron.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:12 AM (6wpGE)

37 Pelley gone? About time.

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2026 06:12 AM (mMoRd)

38 He has put out a very lengthy statement about his wonderfulness.

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 06:12 AM (RjOoY)

39 @25/Wolfus: "If the house thing happens, they are in for a terrific disruption as we move"

Oh yes. And you will hear the piteous howling and yowling as the kitties sing you the song of how their people are being disrupted and forced on a long journey away from their familiar sun puddles, food, and napping spots. It's a long song (about 30 to 45 minutes at the beginning of each day you'll be driving) and you'll come to know ALL the verses.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026 06:13 AM (O7YUW)

40 Yesterday at the nursing home Bible study there was a dear woman, P, who was telling me about making pizza with her dad. It was a treasured memory for her from possibly 75 or more years ago .

This is a nice story about a man who recalled making spaghetti sauce with his grandmother:

https://tinyurl.com/8p4ysave

P.S. if the praying types could please pray for P., I would be grateful She is having trouble with her eyes and had to have surgery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 06:15 AM (rZCVI)

41 35 ASUS announced Snapdragon X2 Elite mini PC. Remarkably they don't look like a buffet line hot plate.

https://tinyurl.com/4ehnckkv
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:11 AM (glnUu)

=

https://archive.is/q5899

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:16 AM (6wpGE)

42 /Wolfus: "If the house thing happens, they are in for a terrific disruption as we move"

Oh yes. And you will hear the piteous howling and yowling as the kitties sing you the song of how their people are being disrupted and forced on a long journey away from their familiar sun puddles, food, and napping spots. It's a long song (about 30 to 45 minutes at the beginning of each day you'll be driving) and you'll come to know ALL the verses.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026

***
They don't cry much when going to the vet -- but that is an eyeblink compared to relocation. Both are pretty quiet most of the time. The late Marie-Antoinette was a talker, and I expected her to cry during long drives, but she settled right down when we were coming back from CO and adapted as she always did. So who knows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

43 CBS News has fired “60 Minutes” longtime correspondent Scott Pelley after a tense meeting with new Executive Producer Nick Bilton and editor-in-chief Bari Weiss on June 2.

1. "Oh no! pause Anyway..."

2. I'm happy to see that even long time veterans who are holy names in journalism are being given notice that they are replaceable.
Posted by: NR Pax

MSLSD interrupted their primary election day coverage for a 30 minute hate session on Donald Trump for causing this. When they read Pelley's resignation letter in full, the only thing missing was a can I get an amen soundtrack. It was amusing. And, yes, Rachel Maddow still looks like a weird dude.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:17 AM (glnUu)

44 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Splap.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 06:18 AM (amcLV)

45 MSLSD interrupted their primary election day coverage for a 30 minute hate session on Donald Trump for causing this.

And they will sputter impotently when you try to get them to point out exactly how Orangemanbad caused him to get fired.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 06:20 AM (RjOoY)

46 43 MSLSD interrupted their primary election day coverage for a 30 minute hate session on Donald Trump for causing this. When they read Pelley's resignation letter in full, the only thing missing was a can I get an amen soundtrack. It was amusing. And, yes, Rachel Maddow still looks like a weird dude.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:17 AM (glnUu)

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
5h
So every single high profile Democratic Party operative is coming to the hissy fit defense of firing Scott Pelley and they don't even realize this proves the entire point?

Not a single one of them is conscious about this?

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:20 AM (6wpGE)

47 Oh, impotent sputtering is TIGHT!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 06:20 AM (amcLV)

48 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2026 06:21 AM (Hbeqj)

49 35 ASUS announced Snapdragon X2 Elite mini PC. Remarkably they don't look like a buffet line hot plate.

Hahahahaha. Or a waffle iron.
Posted by: m

Or a pizza pan.
https://tinyurl.com/cm9nj93h

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:27 AM (glnUu)

50 CBS News has fired “60 Minutes” longtime correspondent Scott Pelley after a tense meeting with new Executive Producer Nick Bilton and editor-in-chief Bari Weiss on June 2.

***

The 22 people who care can't wait for the debut of The Scott Pelley Podcast.

Posted by: Biergood at June 03, 2026 06:28 AM (PwgSL)

51 mornin yall. Is Pelly the one with a head like a thumb?

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 06:34 AM (vFG9F)

52 @46. Not a single one of them is conscious about this?

No. Because they are stupid. They are stupid people.

Posted by: Case at June 03, 2026 06:40 AM (4Pn+V)

53 “ No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it.”

1 Corinthians 10:13

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 06:41 AM (wNud8)

54 52 @46. Not a single one of them is conscious about this?

No. Because they are stupid. They are stupid people.
Posted by: Case at June 03, 2026 06:40 AM (4Pn+V)

There's a lot of great snark like yours in the @redsteeze comments! Like:

Worle’s World
@_evan_worle
4h
Replying to @redsteeze
This is such a great example of how politicos and journo’s think they are above the rules that normal Americans accept.

“I should have total job security after publicly defenestrating my boss” Dear Lord.

I hate these people so much.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:45 AM (6wpGE)

55 moar:

H
@vengeroo
3h
Replying to @redsteeze
You mean the same people who invented the phrase “accidental tattoo” to defend the nazi guy in Maine are bending reality once again? 😱

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:46 AM (6wpGE)

56 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning? Is L.A.?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

57 Hilton + Bianco = 39%

Becerra + Steyer + Porter + Mahan = 44%

Hilton does have a chance to beat Becerra in November.

Congratulations Steve Hilton the next Governor of California!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 06:52 AM (RIvkX)

58 51 mornin yall. Is Pelly the one with a head like a thumb?
Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 06:34 AM (vFG9F)

*shifty eyes* Yes. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 03, 2026 06:53 AM (n9eFH)

59 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

60

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 03, 2026 06:54 AM (ubYJ0)

61 San Franpsycho

From your lips to inform god's will. This is some good news.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

62
The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant.

It's the new Minitel!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 06:54 AM (O0L8i)

63 I can't wait for that nice young journalist Scott Pelley tell me what to think tonight!

What? Oh...

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 03, 2026 06:57 AM (n9eFH)

64 FenelonSpoke

Sir Edward Shackleton is one of the people who inspire me. His leadership and example resonates today. Thank you for that link.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 06:57 AM (u82oZ)

65 So, my new Congressman (I live in an almost entirely Demofascist district, so November is a formality) is the poorly-reviewed plastic surgeon from Hamas. Day drinking to commence soon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 06:58 AM (sQEtk)

66 "Fans Boo, Walk Out on Black Crowes Mid-Concert After Singer Chris Robinson Mocks Florida Crowd’s ‘USA’ Chant"

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 06:58 AM (vFG9F)

67 If Lesley Stahl could remember who Scott Pelley is, she'd be so upset about this.

Posted by: Wally at June 03, 2026 06:58 AM (0e5Te)

68 Hillary Clinton

Still not President.

And what are you doing to poor Bill. He looks very bad. Is he dying to get away from you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

69 Some demented old man stood up at Jill Biden's book release interview and asked who she loved the most and she said "Whoopie".

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 07:00 AM (vFG9F)

70 Thank goodness. The foreign Maoist who self-financed his own campaign for Congress lost. Also, the CCP shill endorsed by Pelosi and funded by SEIU lost.

The pedo Marxist won.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 07:00 AM (RIvkX)

71 58, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2026 07:01 AM (VyBeY)

72 Becerra versus Hilton, and also Bass versus Pratt.

Assuming California doesn't BS their way out of this, it looks as if Republicans are not entirely dead in California politics.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:01 AM (sQEtk)

73 Of course Bill looks bad. Syphilis and herpes don't kill as quickly as AIDS, but they don't give up easy.

Posted by: Wally at June 03, 2026 07:02 AM (0e5Te)

74 The firing of Scott Pelley was his hearts desire.

Huzzah!

It shows me there are still lines that can not be crossed and stay employed, even in a leftist bastion like CBS.

It is a good start.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

75 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 03, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)

76 SCOTUS overruled lower court rulings and said "yes" to the Alabama redistricting map.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (nRxIx)

77 Scott Pelley was "terminated for cause.."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (qFwJc)

78 Assuming California doesn't BS their way out of this, it looks as if Republicans are not entirely dead in California politics.

I will admit to being shocked if Pratt wins.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (RjOoY)

79 @72

>> it looks as if Republicans are not entirely dead in California politics.

Nah, Hilton and Pratt have no shot.

With the races down to two candidates, all of the scattered donk votes go to a single candidate.

I expect baccera to win in a rout and bass to win in something less than a rout.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2026 07:07 AM (XV/Pl)

80 Huck Follywood

More good news.

We may pull out of this power dive yet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:07 AM (u82oZ)

81 "Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering"

The management has ignored our request for a birdbath and concession stand. We will be taking this up with the Crow Council.

Posted by: the crows at June 03, 2026 07:07 AM (vFG9F)

82 Thune is leaking that he has "had it" with Trump. No one is surprised, since uniparty Senators love that he's lame duck.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:10 AM (nRxIx)

83 Scott Pelley accused the bosses of "murdering" 60 Minutes. We at Canadian MAID object to calling the mercy killing of old, decrepit, but still objecting people as "murder."

Posted by: Canadian MAID at June 03, 2026 07:10 AM (0e5Te)

84 My first (and only) thought on reading Pelley’s statement was “what a whiny, self entitled, little bitch.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 07:12 AM (QDJ2U)

85
M, Accidental Tattoo would be a great band name.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 07:12 AM (Y8DZL)

86 Make sure to pick up Shackleton's memoir,
"The Importance of Being Ernest."

Edward was his son, and explored Borneo -- without a banjo.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2026 07:13 AM (zdLoL)

87 Assuming California doesn't BS their way out of this, it looks as if Republicans are not entirely dead in California politics.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Now that the primaries are over all the Democrat vote that was scattered among the countless number of primairy candidates is going to coalesce behind the Democrat nominee. The Republican primary candidates ran about even with the leading Democrat primary candidates; that probably represents their high watermark, while the Democrat candidate has another 30% or more coming from these other primary candidates. It is possible the Republican can win but more likely than not it's going to be a wipeout. And so goes the Communist state of California.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 07:16 AM (glnUu)

88 56 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning? Is L.A.?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

As for the L.A. question: "Who cares?"
--Karen Bass

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:17 AM (6wpGE)

89 And so goes the Communist state of California.

Shame my folks retired there. Hopefully they get through the rest of life without the bad shit happening to them that's going to happen in that state.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:17 AM (RjOoY)

90 The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant. (Politico)

How ... qwant of them.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:18 AM (6wpGE)

91 Dawn greetings.

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:18 AM (ZxPkt)

92 Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions.

That is the pattern in the past. Can that path be broken? We shall find out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

93
76 SCOTUS overruled lower court rulings and said "yes" to the Alabama redistricting map.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (nRxIx)

Glad to see that. The lower court ruling was a direct slap at the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Louisiana case. I think the lower court justices have a lot in common with Scott Pelley “you can’t tell me what to do!!’”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 07:19 AM (QDJ2U)

94 The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant.

How qwant, um quaint...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:19 AM (l3cgK)

95 m

Well Google is evil, and their search engine is crap on a screen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

96 95 m

Well Google is evil, and their search engine is crap on a screen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

If Google had been Euroweenapeenin, the EU would have continued to use it. The EU is evil too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:22 AM (l3cgK)

97 >>Now that the primaries are over all the Democrat vote that was scattered among the countless number of primairy candidates is going to coalesce behind the Democrat nominee.

They aren't over yet. Mail in ballots are still being counted.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 07:22 AM (viF8m)

98 I saw quite a few daisies on my walk today ( They seem like such a cheerful flower to me - to anthropomorphize flowers ) and I also saw and smelled some honeysuckle. Lovely

Have a good day everyone and know that you are a blessing to others .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 07:24 AM (Nx5jP)

99 jim (in Kalifornia)

We totally agree.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

100 100

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (6wpGE)

101 m

Ya got it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

102 "Green Acres" earworm.
Help me.

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

103
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

104 J.J. arrived on runway 101.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

105 Cleveland baseball team beat the Spankees, so not all is wrong.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (CSa7p)

106 That is the pattern in the past. Can that path be broken? We shall find out. Posted by: NaCly Dog

It is fair to say there is something more than a flicker of opposition to the absolute Democratic control of California for the first time in years. I don't think it's strong enough to overcome the last 20 years of one-party rule. Karen Bass got something like close to 40% of the Democrat primary vote after being directly responsible for the palisade fire and the collapse of livability in Los Angeles. Her communist opponent, ramen AKA noodles, got 25% or so. With a track record a failure like that and they're still yanking down 60% to 70% of the votes well that's a tough thing for Pratt to overcome. Factor in all the people that would vote Republican that have left the state it's even worse. Hope I'm wrong but I don't see it. At least not yet.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (glnUu)

107 90 The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant. (Politico)

How ... qwant of them.
Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:18 AM (6wpGE)

94 The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant.

How qwant, um quaint...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:19 AM (l3cgK)

; )

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (6wpGE)

108 102 "Green Acres" earworm.
Help me.

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

Baby Shark...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

109 108 102 "Green Acres" earworm.
Help me.

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

Baby Shark...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

MEAN!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:29 AM (6wpGE)

110 "83 Scott Pelley accused the bosses of "murdering" 60 Minutes."

++++

*ahem*

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 03, 2026 07:32 AM (2Ez/1)

111
I'm happy to see that even long time veterans who are holy names in journalism are being given notice that they are replaceable.
Posted by: NR Pax

You misspelled "wholly". To those of us not in urinalism, he's just another yap-flapping know-nothing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 03, 2026 07:32 AM (ixS3i)

112
Dominique.

Posted by: Singing Nun at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

113 To assume the people of California have "had enough" is to assume they don't like 3rd World Communism.
Republicans will lose gov and LA mayor by double digits in the fall. Maybe triple digits by the time all the votes are counted in 2027.

Posted by: Wally at June 03, 2026 07:34 AM (0e5Te)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 2, 2026 [Doof]

From Earthglory

Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT is here! Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

***

Not the best use of heavy machinery

Enraged by Divorce Filing, Man Tears Down Family Home with an Excavator

A Pennsylvania man was so outraged by his wife's divorce filing that he got into an excavator and started tearing their house down with his spouse and two daughters still in it.
***
When 48-year-old Eric Pierwsza’s wife told him that their marriage was over and she had filed for divorce, she didn’t exactly expect a positive reaction, but she also didn’t expect him to literally bring down the house! However, after a night of drinking, the man did just that, using a construction excavator to partially demolish his own property.
Divorces can get messy, but you don’t often hear about people destroying their own houses just because their marriage fell apart. However, one marital dispute in Butler County, Pennsylvania, got so out of hand that the husband used an excavator to partially demolish his own house after hearing that his wife wanted to divorce him.

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MoMe location?

This Modern Fortress in the Middle of a Russian Field Is the Perfect Zombie Apocalypse Camp

A bizarre medieval-style fortress built in the middle of a meadow in Russia's Volgograd Region is the perfect place to survive the zombie apocalypse.

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On this date in TV history, one of the all time greatest shows premiered

��DEBUT: ‘The Wire’ premiered 24 years ago, June 2, 2002, on HBO pic.twitter.com/wcaws5uSYP
— RetroNewsNow (@RetroNewsNow) June 2, 2026

Any fans out there?

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Important question

are you showering correctly? pic.twitter.com/bMsfPz80Xd
— �� (@phosphor_glow) June 2, 2026

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DJ Doof - Monthly Trivia Event Tie-in Edition

These songs are featured in my monthly classic rock trivia event tomorrow night.

Here is the final question for my event tomorrow. Think you can answer it correctly?

Category: The Man Behind the Microphone
This British singer, songwriter, and keyboardist from Sheffield has one of the most remarkable careers in classic rock history — not because of his own fame, but because of whose band he was in at any given moment.
He fronted a band in the mid-1970s and wrote and sang their only major hit, which reached #3 on the US charts. He then joined a well-known British new wave band, singing lead on their most beloved song. He later became the voice of a side project formed by a Genesis guitarist, singing the group’s biggest hit which reached #1 in the US in 1989. He also co-wrote a song recorded by the Eagles on their 2007 comeback album.
Despite lending his voice to some of the most recognizable songs of three decades, most fans couldn’t pick him out of a lineup.
Name this man.

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1 1

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (g14+z)

2 Marvelous, simply marvelous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (NgPv+)

3 first. Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (g14+z)

4 Something's gotta give.

Posted by: mindful webworker - making wise decisions at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (kU8xu)

5 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (w3u3d)

6 Sorry I'm late, I was getting my disco ball re-calibrated.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (/ly7b)

7 Fat Man on Otto Pilot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (kpS4V)

8 Butler County, Pennsylvania, got so out of hand that the husband used an excavator to partially demolish his own house after hearing that his wife wanted to divorce him.
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Butler?

Anyway, she wanted the house. She got it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:08 PM (NgPv+)

9 Not sure you should post selfies DOOF!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (v9dxg)

10 Nick Shirley on Gutfeld

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

11 A bizarre medieval-style fortress built in the middle of a meadow in Russia's Volgograd Region is the perfect place to survive the zombie apocalypse

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It's not a proper castle without ravelins.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (u/oMr)

12 Drinking and excavators - not a good combo. The guy is going to be even worse off.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (g14+z)

13 I was following those shower guidelines when it was very adamantly suggested that I remove myself from the YMCA.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (/ly7b)

14 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - excavator dino at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (qSk0U)

15 Thanks for another great ONT, Doof!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)

16 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (6D7dZ)

17 Not sure you should post selfies DOOF!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (v9dxg)

OK, I laughed out loud!

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

18 My favorite Aerosmith album is Toys in the Attic. Lightning in a bottle. My favorite songs are "Uncle Salty" and "No More No More."

But, damn, what a great album. I reckon there is a nostalgia factor involved. Played it a lot on our vacation trip down south when I was a kid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)

19 Thanks for the ONT.

Beautiful photo up top, doof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

20 Looks as if that Volgograd fortress was built south again from where it is it would be on higher ground.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (NgPv+)

21 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

22 12 Drinking and excavators - not a good combo. The guy is going to be even worse off.

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I'm just impressed that there's an equipment rental lot that will rent an excavator to a guy who's rip-roaring drunk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (u/oMr)

23 Mike Rutherford?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (gpQ8/)

24 Top pic: The hills are alive/With the sound of Doofness (La La La La)…

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

25 Drinking and excavators - not a good combo. The guy is going to be even worse off.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (g14+z)

Even worse if she wanted a divorce because she was cheating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

26 are you showering correctly?

I am SO glad I have a handheld sprayer in the shower....

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (kU0PQ)

27 Paul Carrack

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (NFX2v)

28 18 My favorite Aerosmith album is Toys in the Attic. Lightning in a bottle. My favorite songs are "Uncle Salty" and "No More No More."

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Adams Apple is the most perfect rock song ever written.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (u/oMr)

29 What's the big deal, doesn't everybody shower like that?

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (4Pn+V)

30 Enraged by Divorce Filing, Man Tears Down Family Home with an Excavator

He was only destroying HIS half of the house.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (kU0PQ)

31 Willowed:

'Tis the end of an odd day, and I'm yawning and ready to hit the pillow soon. The Bekins guy came by this morning to video my apartment and its furniture. They estimate about $4500 if I have them pack some of the stuff; if not, it would be less, and the actual weight could change the calculation too. Compared to loading a truck myself, even with the help of some hired labor, I think it might be worth while to let them pack certain things.

Otherwise, I'm off to the eyeglass place tomorrow to see about getting some driving glasses; and the home inspection is supposed to occur on Thursday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (wzUl9)

32 Here is the final question for my event tomorrow. Think you can answer it correctly?

Bay City Rollers? That's all I got.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (y171U)

33 Just finished watching "Seven Days in May" for the first time. Great flick. I picture Rod Serling tapping out the script with a smoldering ziggurat of Chesterfields piling up on his desk.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

34 14 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!
Posted by: TRex - excavator dino at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (qSk0U)

15 Thanks for another great ONT, Doof!
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)

Howdy X2!

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

35 What's a shower?

Posted by: Frenchman at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (Q+gd/)

36 A bizarre medieval-style fortress built in the middle of a meadow in Russia's Volgograd Region is the perfect place to survive the zombie apocalypse.

But it doesn't have the star shape that allows for catching zombies in a cross-fire from any side...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)

37 What's the big deal, doesn't everybody shower like that?
Posted by: Case

The only time you'd find me on my back in the shower with my legs over my head would be due to a terrible fall.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (6D7dZ)

38 Top pic- the Maroon Bells

nobody goes there anymore- it's too crowded

seriously- human beings have to take turns riding buses to and from, just to stand there and take that picture

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)

39 All my years in Colorado I never saw the Maroon Bells. Why? fucking Aspen. Can't just drive up and see them.

Fuck Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)

40 Nope

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (gpQ8/)

41 Top pic: The hills are alive/With the sound of Doofness (La La La La)…
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

Solid effort. Almost as good as Miklos signing "Doof of Earl" almost nightly.

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

42 I'm just impressed that there's an equipment rental lot that will rent an excavator to a guy who's rip-roaring drunk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (u/oMr)

Maybe he's a contractor. He knew how to drive and work it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

43 37 What's the big deal, doesn't everybody shower like that?
Posted by: Case

The only time you'd find me on my back in the shower with my legs over my head would be due to a terrible fall.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (6D7dZ)

My back would be broken...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

44 OK, I laughed out loud!
Posted by: Doof

Probably scared everyone in the house too!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (v9dxg)

45 While not first, I deserve a participation trophy for taking 5yr old granddaughter to tumbling; dealing with a possibly sick 7yr old boy less than a month post op from an appy with a headache; and fretting over the 9mo old that is sick. It had better be viral or I will sue everyone in the hospital and pediatrician who saw her today if she gets worse. I feel so bad for our sweet girl.

If it is viral their Da is in Australia and an entire day's flight away. They have now gotten sick twice in six weeks the minute he is in the air. So we step in and then I get sick and the circle will go unbroken until it is.

May, one of my favorite months of the year, is a total blur. Surely things will change soon. It will. Begorrah.

There. I feel better now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (WONhk)

46 Some Moron recently suggested that the Obama Presidential monolith recalled the Who's Next album cover. Was that you?

Appropriate Use
Won't get fooled again

https://bit.ly/appropriate-use

A mindful webworks illustration remix

Posted by: mindful webworker - whopee at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (kU8xu)

47 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (+9wcF)

48 One thing trophy husband does not worry about
drowning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (NgPv+)

49 I notice the plural "groins" in that shower guide. Did Corey Booker write it?

Is he in the shower with you?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (kpS4V)

50 46 Some Moron recently suggested that the Obama Presidential monolith recalled the Who's Next album cover. Was that you?

Appropriate Use
Won't get fooled again

https://bit.ly/appropriate-use

A mindful webworks illustration remix

Posted by: mindful webworker - whopee at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (kU8xu)

Oooh...my anti-malware/virus/firewall just said it was a dangerous link...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (l3cgK)

51 Test.

Please ignore, but the trivia answer is Paul Carrack.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (/ly7b)

52 Vegas and Carolina tied 3-3 after two

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

53 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 10:17 PM (bfy6w)

54
I haven't watched 60 Minutes in so long that I wouldn't have know who Scott Pelley was unless he'd gotten fired.
Congratulations, Scott Pelley!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (n7rxJ)

55 The coaches on the high school track team taught us all to shower like that.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (4Pn+V)

56 Well Ace called it, right here!

Scott Pelley was terminated from CBS News tonight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (edUvp)

57 I have been showering wrong my entire life of showers. Not changing routine.

I do feel like we've been tied to The Whipping Post today and for a month of horrors I haven't even mentioned.

I may have a reason to live now.

Very fitting. Thanks, doof.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (WONhk)

58 Meow
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat

QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at June 02, 2026 10:19 PM (oq9dX)

59 are you showering correctly?

Um…

This is after dropping the soap?

Posted by: mindful webworker - I just use a washcloth at June 02, 2026 10:20 PM (kU8xu)

60
Nick Shirley on Gutfeld
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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Lawrence O'Donnell on Rachel Maddow.

I'm rolling in slop tonight just for fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 10:20 PM (n7rxJ)

61 QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump

https://t.ly/Lz8C6

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:22 PM (6D7dZ)

62 A crow whisperer, such as Ace, is one thing.

Those penguin whisperers, however…

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

63 Ah. Dodged the sockpuppeteers list this week. Thank you, Mr Starlink for the variable IP.

Posted by: mindful webworker - whew at June 02, 2026 10:23 PM (kU8xu)

64 OK, "fortress" critiques....

WAY too many gates for a zombie apocalypse. Way too many gates even for a good fortress.

Is that supposed to be an electrified fence around the place? Looks flimsy. I guess it might slow down the first wave of zombies, but the rest of them will just walk right over all their friends.

No overhangs on any of those walls or corner towers. You need something to pour down the boiling oil/gasoline/whatever.

Also, on the one side it really should be right up against the water. The zombies then have to climb the bank AND the wall. (The water itself won't stop zombies. It might stop Nazgul, though, if it moves fast enough.)

I'd buy it, though. If it weren't in Russia. A good sized keep would fit inside that very nicely.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (kU0PQ)

65 45 CBtG

That IS rough! Yikes.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (RCjYY)

66 The Wire was/is a documentary. A great one!

Mike and The Mechanics was that side project. Cannot remember that singers name. He had an amazing voice.

youtu.be/5hr64MxYpgk

Paul Carrick?

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (bfy6w)

67 any election results of any interest tonight? I know California won't be decided for weeks. Because reasons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (edUvp)

68 59 are you showering correctly?

Um…

This is after dropping the soap?

Posted by: mindful webworker - I just use a washcloth at June 02, 2026 10:20 PM (kU8xu)

Punchline: "Oh, then you're not gonna like Thursdays..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (l3cgK)

69 Shower diagram

don't try that at the Y

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)

70 I assume that position, I mean I would expect that this particular position is for males only. Women doing that are going to get bad UTI.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (gKWVE)

71 Paul Carrack
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (NFX2v)

Correct. Wonder how you would do with the other 25 questions.

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)

72 69 Shower diagram

don't try that at the Y

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)

I have a detachable showerhead...no need to get in the rectal suntanning position...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)

73 That guy with the fortress is missing the one thing that could make it epic - he needs to use a lot of chalk and charcoal to mark out a great big eye in the middle of the triangle, one you could see from space. Now THAT would be something!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:27 PM (edUvp)

74 48 One thing trophy husband does not worry about
drowning.

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Soon

Posted by: A Great White Shark at June 02, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)

75 Dude in the shower is truly a horse's ass.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 10:28 PM (R86kT)

76 https://bit.ly/appropriate-use

A mindful webworks illustration remix
Posted by: mindful webworker - whopee
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Ofaux the Lightbringer can't even come up with an original design for his - is it really a library?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:29 PM (NgPv+)

77
I haven't watched 60 Minutes in so long that I wouldn't have know who Scott Pelley was unless he'd gotten fired.
Congratulations, Scott Pelley!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Is Andy Rooney still there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

78 are you showering correctly?

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For when you need your balls to be at their very cleanest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (u/oMr)

79 I have a detachable showerhead...no need to get in the rectal suntanning position...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

La dee da ! Friggin' one percenters.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (oq9dX)

80 62 A crow whisperer, such as Ace, is one thing.

Those penguin whisperers, however…

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

Otters are an anal bunch...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:31 PM (l3cgK)

81 Is Andy Rooney still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

Only his eyebrows.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:31 PM (WNOcj)

82 77
I haven't watched 60 Minutes in so long that I wouldn't have know who Scott Pelley was unless he'd gotten fired.
Congratulations, Scott Pelley!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Is Andy Rooney still there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

He still votes DEM.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)

83 I surrendered to the Sun and global warming. The air conditioning is on full blast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (NgPv+)

84 Why in the world would anyone lie down in a shower? Good grief, the germs…

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

85 Oooh...my anti-malware/virus/firewall just said it was a dangerous link...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Yeah, I have never sprung for the $$ to get the S on HTTP. There's nothing dangerous at mindfulwebworks.com except the potential psychic damage from the content itself.

I get the warning on my cell, but there's a link to punch through anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - look out! it's mindless at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (kU8xu)

86 I KNOW I can answer that question correctly. AND, I also know that said artist was in a band called.... "ACE" in the 1970's.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:34 PM (dIske)

87 The sickest I’ve ever been in my adult life was when I did 12 weeks in pediatrics.

Viruses, fevers, earaches, vomiting, diarrhea, oozing eyes, rashes, thrush, coughing, you name it.

Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:35 PM (cjIOW)

88 are you showering correctly?
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For when you need your balls to be at their very cleanest.
Posted by: Cicero

Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

89 46

I always figured the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock would be the ideal place to organize and run a narcotics distribution ring.

NOBODY goes there! Undercover lawmen would be instantly identifiable just by their mere presence.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (RCjYY)

90 87 Nurse, LOL.

Yeah, they are little plague bacilli.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

91 It's 6 AM in Tehran. No fight tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (NgPv+)

92 Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.
Posted by: nurse ratched

They develop immune systems eventually.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

93 Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.
-
IKR

Posted by: Alanah Pearce, author for the new Goddess of War at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (vSvIl)

94 85 Oooh...my anti-malware/virus/firewall just said it was a dangerous link...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Yeah, I have never sprung for the $$ to get the S on HTTP. There's nothing dangerous at mindfulwebworks.com except the potential psychic damage from the content itself.

I get the warning on my cell, but there's a link to punch through anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - look out! it's mindless at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (kU8xu)

The funny thing is, even though I click "Go Anyway", it still blocks me...like I can't control it.

Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"

Me: "Okay, lets go"

Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"

Me: "Okay, lets go...Really, Let me go!"

Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! Are you F**king Retarded?"

Me: "..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (l3cgK)

95 4-4. NOTHING better than playoff hockey!

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (QMAsf)

96 92 Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.
Posted by: nurse ratched

They develop immune systems eventually.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

_______________________

I didn't mind that as much as all the inadvertant suicide attempts.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (dIske)

97 Bad news: geezer golf today sucked. And not in a good way.
Good news, my team still came in second bb

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

98 65 45 CBtG

That IS rough! Yikes.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (RCjYY)
**************
DIL has a remote job of importance doing something in leadership with a DC company. And juggling all this. She's who I feel bad for... and she's unflappable like our Teresa. Calm, soft spoken, and lovely.

Today was their anniversary and I texted our son she deserves jewels and a spa day as he does whatever in Sydney. It is a big business bash trip and he'd better be thankful he married a sweetheart and good mother.

I'd be calling him home if one more kid got sick (and she did last month but he was in DC and came home in time for our boy's appendectomy which was not the virus ripping through the rest of us).We are a very calm family.

Last month we had major plumbing damage and I barely batted an eyelash when my husband told me in the midst of my imaginary cholera. Might as well burn the house down. The guys are working quickly in the basement to restore parts of walls yesterday and tomorrow and will paint as well (which is a surprise because I thought we would).

This was an added special treat for hell month, the plumbing issue.

So I figure we are due now for some good times.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)

99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

100 That letter to Pelley is a classic

cruel but fair
what little I have seen of Pelley, clips online and such, he came across as a nasty little prick

go start a podcast, fuckstick

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (ZxPkt)

101 4-4 middle of the 3rd

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (ZxPkt)

102 Zombie Fortress!

Owner installed a vodka dispenser in the outer lobby. Courage juice ain't free!

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (L2zfd)

103 After a few days with my granddaughter I got so sick coughing and sneezing for ten days that I got a hernia.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)

104 Why in the world would anyone lie down in a shower? Good grief, the germs…
Posted by: Bulg

I'm not saying we stopped up the drains in the women's dorm showers and everyone got soaped up and ran, slid and slide all over the place a few times.

But I'm not saying we didn't either.

Seems like a dream nowadays.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (6D7dZ)

105 >A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
----

ATTICA
ATTICA

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:41 PM (ZxPkt)

106 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

E Gads. What's wrong with people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:41 PM (l3cgK)

107 Good evening morons И спасибо Дуф

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)

108 All Hail Doof, King of Doofland and Ruler of Doof Keep!

Thank you for the ONT.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)

109 Love that Tied to the Whipping Post

Everyone has one time or soon enough.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

110 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons
......

Well he's not going escape on a high speed train.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (oq9dX)

111 106 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I blame participation trophies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (cjIOW)

112 Name this man: Paul Carrack.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (CHHv1)

113 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
Posted by: four seasons

Shoot the hostages. —Jack Traven

Posted by: mindful webworker - ex speed iancy at June 02, 2026 10:44 PM (kU8xu)

114 Mike & the Mechanics!
Mike Rutherford, perhaps.
Had no idea about the Eagles thing though. He most likely brought class to those chart-chasing, top 40 wannabes…

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 10:44 PM (HZfH/)

115 Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"

Me: "Okay, lets go"

Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"

Me: "Okay, lets go...Really, Let me go!"

Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! Are you F**king Retarded?"

Me: "..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (l3cgK)

This too, is the story of every good doer Lefty in existence.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (mP0Kj)

116 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:41 PM (l3cgK)

Everyone has a short fuse nowadays.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)

117 Paul Carrack?

Posted by: Happy at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (DwQxJ)

118 111 106 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I blame participation trophies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (cjIOW)

Maybe he couldn't afford his lopadicktomy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (l3cgK)

119 Is Andy Rooney still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

Yes. In a jar, on a shelf.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)

120 my husband told me ...Might as well burn the house down.
...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
---

Obligatory:

youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (NgPv+)

121 I use to call my kids "my little Petri dishes" when they were younger.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (VCgbV)

122 109 Love that Tied to the Whipping Post

Everyone has one time or soon enough.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

In 1980 there was a Bar right outside Ft. Gordon GA, named... the Whippin Post...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (mP0Kj)

123 119 Is Andy Rooney still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

Yes. In a jar, on a shelf.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)

But not on Ace's shelves...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (l3cgK)

124 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

-------

Does the bomb say ACME on it anywhere?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)

125 are you showering correctly?
----------
For when you need your balls to be at their very cleanest.
Posted by: Cicero

Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

LOL. Potential thread winner.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (kU0PQ)

126 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank.

Chase needs to hire someone like that woman motel clerk in 'No Country for Old Men' that is talking smack to Anton Chigurh to deal with bomb boy.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (6D7dZ)

127 > I use to call my kids "my little Petri dishes" when they were younger.
----

Dad called me Dammit

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

128 118 111 106 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
________________________

Money, oh yeah, it's all there in the safe...go ahead and load up...I'll watch the door for you...(wink wink)

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (dIske)

129 98 CBtG

You are OVERdue.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (RCjYY)

130 87 The sickest I’ve ever been in my adult life was when I did 12 weeks in pediatrics.

Viruses, fevers, earaches, vomiting, diarrhea, oozing eyes, rashes, thrush, coughing, you name it.

Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:35 PM (cj
************
Agree. But I risk it all for my sweet and beautiful grands. A suicide mission for me. Risky bidness.

I refused to go to peds as a nursery RN because I'd always get sick if they tried to pull me. I told them oh, hell, no.

But when they are yours you do whatever. This all started last month when the baby harfed on me. As I typically don't get GI stuff I wasn't fazed. I got the virus but didn't shoot the deputy (a take on Eric Clapton's song. Starting to hallucinate).

https://tinyurl.com/3r82uf4u

Now I should be writing my last will, I suppose. Give the baby the emeralds as her birthstone is peridot. Other girlie gets the sapphires for her blue eyes (March bday or amethyst...I do have one pair of amethyst earrings).

If something should render me worse there's my will up there.

It will be better soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (WONhk)

131 102 Zombie Fortress!

Owner installed a vodka dispenser in the outer lobby. Courage juice ain't free!
Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (L2zfd)

Horrible design though... once they reach the walls, there is no flanking fire so they can use those walls as cover themselves.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (mP0Kj)

132 Paul Carrick?
Well, shit.
How long has this been going on?

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (HZfH/)

133 Dad called me Dammit
Posted by: Don Black

It wasn't until I left home at 18 that I figured out my first name wasn't "Stunad!".

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (6D7dZ)

134 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

---------

He tried to get there on the bullet train but then he found out there wasn't one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:49 PM (u/oMr)

135 if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 10:49 PM (gKWVE)

136 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

That Platner is a busy guy.

Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at June 02, 2026 10:50 PM (XTURA)

137 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

Chase, you say? Anyone interested in getting him out? Nah, didn't think so.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:50 PM (kU0PQ)

138 I recall that the Hahavishnu Orchestra had a tune,'Tied to a Harley Davidson'.
------
Too soon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 10:50 PM (XeU6L)

139 Dad called me Dammit
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

"No, dad, HE's Damnit, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Worst whoopin' I ever got.

5 quatloos to the person who can name that comedian.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:52 PM (kU0PQ)

140 Scott Pelley was terminated from CBS News tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (edUvp)
=====
Bye, Felicia!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)

141 Yeah. Those shower instructions.
Probably not.

Hi DOOF!
Good evening all! 🙃

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 10:54 PM (uTEOj)

142 5-4 Vegas
< 4 min

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:54 PM (ZxPkt)

143 Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)

144 My rhubarb is putting out giant leaves and stems, so yesterday I canned rhubarb, and I labeled the jars today.
I am hoping for another couple of batches until it gets hot enough to stop making decent stems.

(do not eat rhubarb leaves, they are not good for you)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)

145 Who' in Net for the Canes? Stevie Wonder or Blind Lemon Jefferson?

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (RCjYY)

146 Sickest I've been...
A year and a half ago when I was in the hospital with a fistula of abcessed large and small intestine. Almost killed me. If they hadn't had me all wired up because I was tachycardic, they wouldn't have come in when my O2 sat dropped below 70%...the few times it did while I was sleeping before they made me wear the O2 line when sleeping.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (l3cgK)

147 How do you know when your sister is *really* angry?

She uses your first name and your brother's middle name.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (qx7Zg)

148 BTW Doof...nice on the Allmans...I didn't think you were aware of these really GOOD bands😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (uTEOj)

149 many of my jokes are stolen property

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)

150 Close friend turned me onto "The Wire" a couple of years ago. I don't have time to watch shows but the few I watched with him were fantastic. I catch clips of "Suits" (with Princess Markle), "Breaking Bad", "Better Call Saul", and a couple other shows and there is some good stuff out there these days. There is some great writing.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (W5mpo)

151 empty net

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)

152 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (77rzZ)

153 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Tommy Callahan?

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (HZfH/)

154 Bakersfield has all the charm of Fresno with the all the sophistication of Modesto.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)

155 103 After a few days with my granddaughter I got so sick coughing and sneezing for ten days that I got a hernia.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)
**************

Encouraging. Probably next on the menu along with black plague or a tick disease from the Congo of Mississippi.

We got home Wed night and I was half dead, pushing through the near cholera to visit my 95yr old mother. The first text as we got to NOLA airport was that the power was off on the farms (generator power only for fridge and lights). I told my brother: find us a hotel. He did and it was really grand with a rolling river for the kids. And AC. I am no pioneer woman with the dregs of cholera. It was restored in 2 days and we rolled with it, all ten of us gypsies from the West and FL. I was the closest to death I've been in awhile, I think. Keep calm and carry on.

On the bright side I don't live in the UK.

My husband and I rarely argue about anything. Today was so special he got ornery with me in the car with the tumbling grandgirl and sickish grandson. I glared at him from the backseat. The green lasers of doom. A few minutes passed and he apologized.

Things will get better, dammit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (WONhk)

156 Obligatory:
youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
Posted by: Braenyard

Isn't that obligatory for every CBD First World Problems post?

Posted by: mindful webworker - nuke it from orbit at June 02, 2026 10:59 PM (kU8xu)

157 146 Sickest I've been...
A year and a half ago when I was in the hospital with a fistula of abcessed large and small intestine. Almost killed me. If they hadn't had me all wired up because I was tachycardic, they wouldn't have come in when my O2 sat dropped below 70%...the few times it did while I was sleeping before they made me wear the O2 line when sleeping.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (l3cgK)

Wow.

I hereby erase all my whines. Hope you are much, much better. Blows potential viral kisses at you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)

158 Vegas wins Game One

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:01 PM (ZxPkt)

159 "empty net"

Is there any noticeable difference?

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:02 PM (RCjYY)

160 Wow.

I hereby erase all my whines. Hope you are much, much better. Blows potential viral kisses at you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)

Yes, better. Brown-bagged for a year before they reconnected the rest of the piping. Still have some residual issues, and I need to stop eating so much salt! My feet have been swelling up like bullfrogs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (l3cgK)

161 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg

I crabbed to my wife once that she snores. She told me no one else mentioned it.

Hey, wait a minute. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (6D7dZ)

162 39 All my years in Colorado I never saw the Maroon Bells. Why? fucking Aspen. Can't just drive up and see them.

Fuck Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)

My family was one of the 1st 15 in Aspen, and ranched and guided around the area for ages. Aspen's still a beautiful place, but it's also now a toxic waste dump of some of the worst humans on the planet. Makes me ill just thinking about setting foot in the town, the ski areas, or the US Forest.

Nowadays you have to have reservations just to get in to see Maroon Bells.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at June 02, 2026 11:04 PM (JcF+m)

163 Angels, Royals, Rockies and Giants. All sharing 23-38.
Makes a fan wish they were in the arena for the Hunger Games instead.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

164 139 Dad called me Dammit
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

"No, dad, HE's Damnit, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Worst whoopin' I ever got.

5 quatloos to the person who can name that comedian.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:52 PM (kU0PQ)

Bill Cosby!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (SRRAx)

165 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat: a take on Eric Clapton's song.

Bob Marley originally. I swear it was in self-defense.
https://youtu.be/oe2hdbft5-U

Posted by: mindful webworker - nuke it from orbit at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (kU8xu)

166 Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

LOL. Potential thread winner.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (kU0PQ)
***************************
Agree.

Where did doof find this I wonder. HomosRUs?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (WONhk)

167 Horrible design though... once they reach the walls, there is no flanking fire so they can use those walls as cover themselves.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (mP0Kj)

And the vodka is free!

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (L2zfd)

168 For whatever reason I almost never get viruses, cold, flu, etc. I did get the 'rona, but, aside from a low grade fever for a day or two, and fatigue, it was not a big deal.

I did get a bad cold once, about ten years ago, right in time for a vacation to Yellowstone. It sucked, but I was not gonna give up. I even got laryngitis. The missus joked that it was nice to not have to hear me talk; but then she said, I wish you could talk. Apparently, my random monologues are soothing, or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (0aYVJ)

169 My husband and I rarely argue about anything.
=====

Speaking as a husband, Yes, Dear.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

170 Model XA 1942, opposed cylinder, Harley Davidson motorcycles.

youtube.com/watch?v=BypmwMEx3bs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (NgPv+)

171 161 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg

I crabbed to my wife once that she snores. She told me no one else mentioned it.

Hey, wait a minute. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (6D7dZ)

Hah!

Wife snored, but I was worse. My snoring woke me up at least once, and many times the snoring is incorporated into my dreams...
Oh, I also have moderate Sleep Apnea...was diagnosed after my hospital stay 1 1/2 years ago...machine? What machine?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)

172 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg

I crabbed to my wife once that she snores. She told me no one else mentioned it.

Hey, wait a minute. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (6D7dZ)

It never bothered me

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 11:07 PM (2WIwB)

173 166 Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

LOL. Potential thread winner.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (kU0PQ)
***************************
Agree.

Where did doof find this I wonder. HomosRUs?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (WONhk)

No, that comes with the Gloryhole shower wall attachment...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:07 PM (l3cgK)

174 I like the top pic from a geological standpoint. You can see the layers of rock that were shoved up in making the mountain.

Posted by: pookysgirl is not surprised it's the Rockies at June 02, 2026 11:07 PM (Wt5PA)

175 Have the voting locations closed in California?

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)

176 @152. Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?

At least they aren't talking.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (4Pn+V)

177 169 My husband and I rarely argue about anything.
=====

Speaking as a husband, Yes, Dear.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

LOL...them's fighting words if you use the wrong tone...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)

178 86 I KNOW I can answer that question correctly. AND, I also know that said artist was in a band called.... "ACE" in the 1970's.
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:34 PM (dIske)

Yup. He was lead vocalist on their big hit song from 1974..."How Long (Has This Been Going On)".

Posted by: Joemarine at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (y171U)

179 Obligatory:
youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
Posted by: Braenyard

Isn't that obligatory for every CBD First World Problems post?
Posted by: mindful webworker - nuke it from orbit at June 02, 2026 10:59 PM (kU8xu)

Who had the snake scare this weekend? It might be an option for her as well.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

180 175 Have the voting locations closed in California?

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)

I believe so.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (l3cgK)

181 Paul Carrack - Ace/How Long, Squeeze/Tempted

Posted by: Kel Varnson at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (kXx/t)

182 180 175 Have the voting locations closed in California?

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)

I believe so.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (l3cgK)

But not the boxes in Teslas....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (qx7Zg)

183 Texas v Texas Tech SOftball Manana

Hook em Horns

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)

184 You can see the layers of rock that were shoved up in making the mountain.

Yes, that is very cool. But the barren mountains near Vegas…you can see this too, but they come from different directions. Can’t figure…

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (HZfH/)

185 175 Have the voting locations closed in California?

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)

The polls will close when they have secure the proper votes.

See Harris county 2022.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)

186 LOL...them's fighting words if you use the wrong tone...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)
====
'That wasn't the first thing I typed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (RIvkX)

187 176 LOL

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (77rzZ)

188 dp.electionresults.sos.ca.gov/
returns/governor

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (l3cgK)

189 Fuck Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Yeah. I've lived here for 50 years. I so loved it! Now I feel like I'm too old to move...whatsa girl to do?
😕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (uTEOj)

190 Polls closed here 12 minutes ago

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

191 189 Fuck Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Yeah. I've lived here for 50 years. I so loved it! Now I feel like I'm too old to move...whatsa girl to do?
😕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (uTEOj)

Build a Zombie fortress?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:13 PM (l3cgK)

192 Who had the snake scare this weekend? It might be an option for her as well.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Me, but it wasn't really a scare. I was more worried about the snake.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (VCgbV)

193 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

194 So, this is way OT for the news of the day, but I am excited.

Mom's 80th birthday is this year in October. I was trying to think of a fitting gift and then I remembered something.

Before I was born, Mom and Dad exchanged cassette letters with Grandma and Grandpa in El Paso. The ones I have are all from Grandma and Grandpa. They are all dated from 1970. The tapes themselves seem to be in decent condition considering they are 5 years older than I am. I listened to them WAY back, maybe 11 or 12.

The content is mostly just daily stuff from what I recall. Grandpa talking about the civil service (he was retired from the Army at the time.) Grandma talking about books and movies. My aunt is on there too as I think it would be 11 or 12 year old.

I am going to try to get them restored and digitized. Does anyone have any recommendations for a reputable place that can not only convert them, but be able to repair/restore them? There are a lot of places online, but I do not want to send them to just any yahoo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (bss/y)

195 I find it interesting that a stand of tree about 1320 feet below the exact same stand of trees on the south rim of the grand canyon are exactly the same.
And that rim dropped about 13,000 years ago.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (/+uur)

196 98.....she's unflappable like our Teresa.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)

Boy, I have some of you people fooled 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (SRRAx)

197 193 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

Chicago Transit was only slightly better band.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (/+uur)

198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

199 LOL at the last pic - trophy husband.

Hits close to home.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (wVcYX)

200 191 Build a Zombie fortress?

Already on it😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (uTEOj)

201 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg
......

Because they never fart.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (oq9dX)

202 Wife and I in a hotel room the other day:

Wife is looking for something in her suitcase, clad in t-shirt and skivvies. I am also packing for the road. I walk to the other side of the room.

Wife: Hey!
Me: What?
Wife: Why didn't you smack my ass just now?
Me: ----

I kinda like this broad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)

203 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

mmm mmmm mmmmm

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:17 PM (/+uur)

204 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

Marlin Perkins: Here we see CBD in his natural habitat, with his banhammer. Jim is going to get a little closer, to observe how the banhammer works on NJ Transit, when properly wielded.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)

205 Speaking as a husband, Yes, Dear.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

LOL...them's fighting words if you use the wrong tone...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)
*******************
When he gets the green lasers of doom he surrenders without a fight. Because he knows, oh, he knows what will happen once our grandchildren go home. Smart man I married.

We seriously have a great time normally for almost 50yrs since we met. Once I got past a couple of PMS hissy fits in the distant past it's been smooth sailing.

I was feeling pretty ornery at the time as well with our beloved grands we did not expect for take out dinner and headache whines. But never let them see you sweat or that anything is wrong.

Girlie requested "I Want to Know What Love Is" by Foreigner and we sang to this instead of a war of the grandparents on Special Virus Week.

I could use a drink but it's late and am going to watch a senseless show on Amazon and pass out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (WONhk)

206 Snek & family

https://tinyurl.com/4wkzcz7f

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (NgPv+)

207 Build a Zombie fortress?
_-_

That, uh...you can do that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (rm3p6)

208 193 Uh oh. This bodes ill for tomorrow’s art.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (77rzZ)

209 202 Wife and I in a hotel room the other day:

Wife is looking for something in her suitcase, clad in t-shirt and skivvies. I am also packing for the road. I walk to the other side of the room.

Wife: Hey!
Me: What?
Wife: Why didn't you smack my ass just now?
Me: Those are the same boxers my friends wears when he changes at the golf club

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:20 PM (/+uur)

210 A senseless show on Amazon and a drink are not incompatible.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:20 PM (RCjYY)

211 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

I don't think I ever used that shit. Well, maybe a few train rides into NYC in the 80's to MSG when bands worth a shit played there. Other than that, no. Thinking about it, I was never on one of their buses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)

212 The terrain is poor for a defensive position.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (BI5O2)

213 Robert the Cat (TM) update.

Well, he threw up in the box he's had since before he was adopted, and it became unacceptable. (Note: he has used this box more than I have used the item that came in it.)

I had another box. Coincidentally, that box also contained something yet to be used. I placed it next to the old box.

And he decided the new box was the new box.

I kind of think that's progress. Now, I just need to buy something else I'll never use, and make sure it is shipped in the right box.

For the future.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (CHHv1)

214 Evening all,

We have a launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-43
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: June 3, 2026
Launch Time: 6:11 a.m. EDT (1011 UTC, 12:11 CEST)

https://youtu.be/531qU6x_3TQ

Posted by: Joyenz at June 02, 2026 11:22 PM (2F0/Y)

215 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)
====

Someone missed the last train.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)

216 >>>I have a detachable showerhead...no need to get in the rectal suntanning position...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>When I wash my ass, I have a showhead on an umbilical to avoid compromising and dangerous gymnastics.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (D1E+2)

217 *puts hand to temple*

I sense what the next First World Problem post will be...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (bss/y)

218 NJ 7 - Rebecca Rebecca Bennett, a former Navy helicopter pilot & current AWFL.

NJ 12 - Dr. Hamawy, endorsed by over 30 organizations and elected leaders like Senators Tammy Duckworth and Bernie Sanders, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and the Congressional Progressive Caucus PAC.

More fu*kery.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (NFX2v)

219 This bodes ill for tomorrow’s art.
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (77rzZ)

"Hobo Dropping Doodoo", painted by neo-impressionist Los Angeles artist Vincente de Gogh. Note the tastefully discarded human ear resting diagonally against the pristine unused portapotty on the left side

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)

220 We don’t snore.

We snuffle. And it’s cute and endearing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (EuUgR)

221 No property title no vote
34% less voters
No taxes no vote
30.5% less voters
Number of voter that have received welfare
45% less voters

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)

222 There used to be another poster here who was WAY into rocket launches, but I can no longer remember his screen name. I believe he joined the choir invisible.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)

223 193 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Wait until FIFA. Then you'll really want it f*cked.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (NFX2v)

224 My smacking my wife’s ass without her foreknowledge would most likely result in my ass’ getting a smacking with knowledge aforethought. And not just my ass.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ)

225 We don’t snore.

We snuffle. And it’s cute and endearing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (EuUgR)

My wife does not always snore, but when she does, it is epic. And sinus-related.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (0aYVJ)

226 Yup. He was lead vocalist on their big hit song from 1974..."How Long (Has This Been Going On)".

Fun Fact: The song sounds like it's about a man finding out his woman is cheating him. It's actually about the song writer finding out one of the members of the band was secretly talking to a different band about joining them.

Posted by: Clam Slammer at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (V362x)

227 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?

----

My mom never has. She snores as loud as a coal-fired steam engine. That's actually not fair. Coal-fired steam engines aren't so loud. I just use it as an analogy for the *quality* of the noise, not the volume. In terms of decibels, it's closer to a jet engine. Not a small one, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (BI5O2)

228 Please ignore, but the trivia answer is Paul Carrack.
Posted by: tankdemon

That name sailed right past me.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 11:27 PM (W5mpo)

229 "Hobo Dropping Doodoo", painted by neo-impressionist Los Angeles artist Vincente de Gogh. Note the tastefully discarded human ear resting diagonally against the pristine unused portapotty on the left side
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)

Pining for the naked dude on the ottoman

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:27 PM (/+uur)

230 It's still early and anything can happen in California, looks like it may be Bacerra and Hilton moving ahead to the general.

Swallowswell has 0.4 pct pct of the vote.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (XV/Pl)

231 There used to be another poster here who was WAY into rocket launches, but I can no longer remember his screen name. I believe he joined the choir invisible.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)
====

That would be Ciampino z"l

Joyenz' dad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (RIvkX)

232 If you both snore, the key is to fall asleep fast and first.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (wVcYX)

233 Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 02, 2026 11:29 PM (u/oMr)

234 Fun crew tonight...
Good night pals💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:29 PM (uTEOj)

235 the sophistication of Modesto.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

American Grafitti!

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (W5mpo)

236 Rickl was also a space fan.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (yTvNw)

237 Spoke too soon, looks like a massive vote dump came in and Steyer is catching up to the Bacerra and Hilton.

Seriously, who the f**k is voting for Tom Steyer?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (XV/Pl)

238 231

Yes! That was it.

Didn't he also do The Paolo posts, or was that someone else?

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY)

239 Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 02, 2026 11:29 PM (u/oMr)
====
Actually, I just ran a diagnostic level 5 and it looks fine.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)

240 211 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

I don't think I ever used that shit. Well, maybe a few train rides into NYC in the 80's to MSG when bands worth a shit played there. Other than that, no. Thinking about it, I was never on one of their buses.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)
*****************
Twenty yrs ago we were in Newark so my dude could talk to a MD there about a weird back thing he has from long distance running. What a hellhole. I was freaked out the entire two days.

We were due in NYC and were going to take a train from the hellish Penn Station in Newark. Total strangers we met in the NJ Hospital heard us talking and said,no, we will give you a ride to Bergen,NJ. Couple our age. I was riding along and thought: "We could disappear and no one would know where we are." They put us on a train to NYC and seemed nice. I hadn't thought of that in years!

A couple of blocks from hotel near Penn Station in Newark, around noon, a snarling cop told us it was safe as daytime. Within 5min a moose limb taxi driver ululated at me and patched out, and we met a bunch of hookers.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:31 PM (WONhk)

241 Joyenz is Ciampino’s daughter.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:31 PM (77rzZ)

242 Actually, everyone posts as The Paolo.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)

243 I will say the PATH is the only thing worth a spit in NJ Transit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM (XV/Pl)

244
Today was the 60th anniversary of the landing of Surveyor I lunar lander mission. This was all part of paving the way for the manned landings. Here's some of the pictures taken. These were our first pictures from the surface of the Moon.

t.ly/RIg2J

The damned Rooskies beat us on Feb of 1966 with their Luna 9 probe, but ours was really the first proper landing. Luna 9 was an airbag bouncy weeble-wobble thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM (w6EFb)

245 There used to be another poster here who was WAY into rocket launches, but I can no longer remember his screen name. I believe he joined the choir invisible.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)
====

That would be Ciampino z"l

Joyenz' dad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (RIvkX)

Also, Rickl. He posted the link to the 50th anniversary Apollo 11 stream, all of it. I spent almost two weeks watching it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:33 PM (0aYVJ)

246 Steyer
There is no one Progs hate more the Billionaires
There is no one Progs LOVE more the Billionaires

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:33 PM (/+uur)

247 227 YD, LOL.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:33 PM (77rzZ)

248 Tina Peters is paroled after 600 days.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (f0B73)

249 Thinking about it, I was never on one of their buses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)

Stuck in Penn Station for 25 minutes. I missed two trains home while the crew jerked off. It add an hour to my trip.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (I8o9E)

250 The Battle of Midway came up earlier. There was a 1942 film about the battle, released by the US Navy.

https://youtu.be/btozvL1QUow

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (qx7Zg)

251 I lived in Newark for 2 years after graduating college. I had several adventures.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)

252 Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)

I believe some of tbe Founders wanted to reserve voting rights for land/property owners only.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (Ezs10)

253 candidate votes pct
Xavier Becerra
Dem
824,901 26.3%
Steve Hilton
GOP
817,887 26.0%

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (/+uur)

254 NBC "News" "reporting" Bass ahead of Pratt 37.9% to 27.9% with 38% precincts reporting

Amazing.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (B0NCh)

255 Seriously, who the f**k is voting for Tom Steyer?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
......

Gotta be the Retard demo. The Idiot demo is going for Becerra.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (oq9dX)

256 222 There used to be another poster here who was WAY into rocket launches, but I can no longer remember his screen name. I believe he joined the choir invisible.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)

Rickl. Passed away in 2019.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (bss/y)

257 New York City: Free CBD!

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (77rzZ)

258 I will say the PATH is the only thing worth a spit in NJ Transit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM
=====

PATH is Port Authority not NJ Transit

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (RIvkX)

259 candidate votes pct
Karen Ruth Bass*
NP
130,429 36.5%
Spencer Pratt
NP
108,193 30.3%

It changed about 8% just now

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (/+uur)

260 And there's no "power band," like with most people's snores. My mom keeps up a smooth, constant, bone-rattling snore that just ebbs and flows like an extremely loud tide crashing against a beach full of land mines.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (BI5O2)

261
This guy here, "Lunar Module 5", has accelerated transcripts with videos of the Apollo and just about all the other NASA mission (Gemini, etc) of the glory days here:

t.ly/sKD7b

I've enjoyed those.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

262 I remember my Dad saying something smelled like a bus.
I find out on Bus Grease Monkey the Greyhounds had a toilet that had a roof vent so in an enclosed garage space the smell was very likely.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (f0B73)

263 Rickl was into space stuff, too. Reckon he still is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (Ezs10)

264 Now a

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:37 PM (77rzZ)

265 According to the late, great Rush Limbaugh, that is a “lopadickoffamy”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 11:37 PM (ZVgZ4)

266 Yes! That was it.

Didn't he also do The Paolo posts, or was that someone else?
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY)

The communal socks such as:
Paolo
Mary Cloggenstein
Amy Schumer
Michelle Fields
Sandra Fluke
Mr Paul Anka (I think this is just me now)
Carlos Mencia
Ben Rothelisberger

Are done by a LOT of people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)

267 Hilton now up

candidate votes pct
Steve Hilton
GOP
842,558 26.2%
Xavier Becerra
Dem
836,733 26.0%

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (/+uur)

268 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)

269 Almost made it to New Jersey once...wound up on the Delmarva peninsula....thought, hey, a Spanish name out here for once...must have said that out loud as everyone in the car said in unison, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia...Oh, yeah, got it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (rm3p6)

270 Are done by a LOT of people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)

Nobody does it better

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (/+uur)

271 They've been manufacturing votes for Bass for the last month.

Democrats have been cheating long before Daley admitted it back in the day.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (Ezs10)

272 268 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)

Or the totals are just flat out fake. LA is enemy territory- the commies own it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (bss/y)

273 Actually, everyone posts as The Paolo.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHUT UP WESLEY.

Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

274 They will cheat in the LA mayoral race for the incumbent, don’t you know?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (ZVgZ4)

275 Rush also talked about "addadicktomys"

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)

276 And the polls that showed her suddenly way ahead just before election day are a cover for the steal- just like they always are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (bss/y)

277 Actually, everyone posts as The Paolo.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHUT UP WESLEY.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
=====

Very meta.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (RIvkX)

278 AP

reality television star Spencer Pratt, a Republican who has received a nod of approval from President Donald Trump.

Not true

Trump has not endorsed

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (/+uur)

279 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (/+uur)

280 They will cheat
_-_
If your moral philosophy is the end justifies the means, well, of course they do.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (rm3p6)

281 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

Ribbit.

Posted by: Frogs for Bass at June 02, 2026 11:42 PM (oq9dX)

282 268 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.

-----

I live here and I give up on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:42 PM (u/oMr)

283 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg

My husband complained once that I snored (my sinuses were stuffy). Mind you he always snores.
Anyway, out of the kindness of my heart I slept in the spare room that night.
Next day he said he couldn't sleep, semi-apologized, and never mentioned my snores again,

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 11:42 PM (dE3DB)

284 *stepping in for a quick one*

Tina Peters ( CO) is paroled after 600 days.

And, by a queer blue state gov guy! Something's up in Colo...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (uTEOj)

285 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)

The makers of the Big Mouth Singing Bass are hoping she wins. They'll bring out the Big Mouth Singing B***h Bass with her voice.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (qx7Zg)

286 But, you know, if you decide to build a Zombie Fortress...these'd work pretty well:
https://tinyurl.com/terra-dome

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (rm3p6)

287 It certainly ain't black people putting Bass up, they are less than 8pct of LA.

Is she really that popular with hispanics and Asian's?

The mind boggles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (XV/Pl)

288 287 It certainly ain't black people putting Bass up, they are less than 8pct of LA.

Is she really that popular with hispanics and Asian's?

The mind boggles.

--------

It's her dreamy Cuban commie mystique.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:44 PM (u/oMr)

289 Becerra? Hilton?

*spits*

Porter, or nothing.

I want California to get what she has coming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:44 PM (BI5O2)

290 She's one of us.

Posted by: Frogs for Bass at June 02, 2026 11:45 PM (oq9dX)

291 Tina Peters ( CO) is paroled after 600 days.
_-_
I sent Dear Guv a quick thank you...finally did the right thing...mostly.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:45 PM (rm3p6)

292 Porter, or nothing.

I want California to get what she has coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:44 PM (BI5O2)

Yaaaasssss.

Posted by: Big Hot Mashed Potatoes at June 02, 2026 11:46 PM (B0NCh)

293 Xavier Becerra
Dem
824,901 26.3%
Steve Hilton
GOP
817,887 26.0%
///
Steyer at 19.5
Bianco (the other Rep) at 11.7
Porter at 5
If Swalwell had stayed in, things might look rather different. But he was all bluster.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (W5mpo)

294 251 I lived in Newark for 2 years after graduating college. I had several adventures.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)
*******************
I was seriously freaked out and not much fazes me. Have been to all of the UK,a good chunk of Europe, many US cities and wowzers. Those people were mean 20yrs ago (including the cop) and I can only imagine now.

To get back to the airport we could not find a gas station to fill up in the ghetto area we were in for reasons unknown. Then we get to the gas station and realize we can't pump gas. So husband goes into station and his business Visa was rejected, because the Visa could not believe we were in Newark, either.I started laughing hysterically until it took another card.

We tried to drive to see an Iris garden near Einstein's house one day to escape Newark. Not impressed. My grandmother's iris gardens were bigger. That completes our NJ tour as we ate at the hotel and I tried to stay close to it in hopes the mean cop would save me. He was not nice to Southern me and I am charming.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (WONhk)

295 Porter, or nothing.

I want California to get what she has coming.

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She'll get CA moooooving again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (u/oMr)

296 Where are the numbers from CA ? Is Pratt in second or third so far ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (FtULh)

297
The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

Women of Color

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++)

298 297
The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

Women of Color
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++

Karens

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (FtULh)

299 150 Close friend turned me onto "The Wire" a couple of years ago. I don't have time to watch shows but the few I watched with him were fantastic. I catch clips of "Suits" (with Princess Markle), "Breaking Bad", "Better Call Saul", and a couple other shows and there is some good stuff out there these days. There is some great writing.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (W5mpo)

I was watching The Sopranos during its heyday when I first learned about The Wire. I dropped Tony and the gang like a hot potato and watched The Wire and never looked back. Sopranos was a true TV milestone - it ushered in the second golden age of TV. The Wire, however, was a better show IMO.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (0CU3H)

300 I can't bear to see Tubligula lose ... she is the leader CA deserves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:49 PM (BI5O2)

301 It’s gotta be Geoff Downes, right?

Posted by: Jeff in Japan at June 02, 2026 11:49 PM (TFOdj)

302 candidate votes pct
Karen Ruth Bass*
NP
130,429 36.5%
Spencer Pratt
NP
108,193 30.3%

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (/+uur)

303 Welll the first tjing you know, CBD’s a millionaire,
And the kinfolk said, “Dild, move away from there!”
They said, “‘WNBA’s” the place you outta be!’”
So, he loaded up the truck with a fuck of dildoes, see?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (77rzZ)

304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)

305 It's me donna,

I'm looking here ( because "NBC" "News" is so "trustworthy"*

https://tinyurl.com/mzwrr82x

*sneer quotes max reached

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:51 PM (B0NCh)

306 Welll the first thing you know, CBD’s a millionaire
_-_
Hi-De-Hi-De-Hi-De-Ho, sir.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (rm3p6)

307 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)

Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (B0NCh)

308 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee

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For all the money he spent, his electoral campaign was utter horseshit. The most stale, witless, cliche political commercials you can possibly imagine.

Douchebag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)

309 Stuck in Penn Station for 25 minutes. I missed two trains home while the crew jerked off. It add an hour to my trip.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (I8o9E)

Public transportation blows ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)

310 I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I think my code is finally working. Now I can stop for the night.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (rm3p6)

311 Happy citizens surrounding Tom Steyer, the big fucking savior.

Die in a fire, asshole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (u/oMr)

312 307 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)

Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (B0NCh)

I was really gonna weigh in on this, but...Kamala's got me beat!

Posted by: Jeb! at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (0CU3H)

313 Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (B0NCh)

Workin' on it

Posted by: Virginia Democrats at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (gKWVE)

314 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee

--------

For all the money he spent, his electoral campaign was utter horseshit. The most stale, witless, cliche political commercials you can possibly imagine.

Douchebag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)

It happens.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg for President 2020 at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (wVcYX)

315 For so many years, Californians bent down on their well worn knees and begged for a Governor like Porter.

They shouldn't get to weasel out of it, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (BI5O2)

316 Douchebag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)

There will always be a Douchbag in the House of Lords.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (/+uur)

317 The home demolition/mad husband story reminded me of a story a long time ago SE of Seattle. An Enumclaw (WA) area contractor whose wife was divorcing him filed for an $ 11.95 permit to demolish his own home. And he did it legally before the authorities knew about the domestic situation.

Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (rgnea)

318 If Bass wins, I hope her victory speech includes a Land Acknowledgement. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (B0NCh)

319 ... am I too late?

Posted by: John Cornyn For Senate at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (gKWVE)

320 71. Correct. Wonder how you would do with the other 25 questions.
Posted by: Doof

Likely lousy, so I'll quit while I'm ahead.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (NFX2v)

321 Finally.

NJ has one of the highest tax rates in the nation...#1 or #2, depending on how you calculate it.

And they might have the worst transit system in the world.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (8EoqE)

322 was seriously freaked out and not much fazes me. Have been to all of the UK,a good chunk of Europe, many US cities and wowzers. Those people were mean 20yrs ago (including the cop) and I can only imagine now.

To get back to the airport we could not find a gas station to fill up in the ghetto area we were in for reasons unknown. Then we get to the gas station and realize we can't pump gas. So husband goes into station and his business Visa was rejected, because the Visa could not believe we were in Newark, either.I started laughing hysterically until it took another card.

We tried to drive to see an Iris garden near Einstein's house one day to escape Newark. Not impressed. My grandmother's iris gardens were bigger. That completes our NJ tour as we ate at the hotel and I tried to stay close to it in hopes the mean cop would save me. He was not nice to Southern me and I am charming.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (WONhk)

If they were going to give jersey an enema thats where they would put it. Drive 30 minutes south and its like a different planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:57 PM (snZF9)

323 candidate votes pct
Steve Hilton
GOP
1,072,798 26.7%
Xavier Becerra
Dem
1,042,007 25.9%

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:57 PM (/+uur)

324 @318

>>If Bass wins, I hope her victory speech includes a Land Acknowledgement. *rolls eyes*

She only wins tonight if she can get over 50pct of the vote.

Otherwise it's a runoff with whoever comes in 2nd.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:57 PM (XV/Pl)

325 Public transportation blows ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)

And NYC has fucked up driving in the city so badly that taking the train is by far the better choice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:58 PM (8EoqE)

326 So mayor race is FAKE
up to 46% votes counted and no channge

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:59 PM (/+uur)

327 They shouldn't get to weasel out of it, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (BI5O2)
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We weaseling out of it like Porter releasing her corset.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (RIvkX)

328 CA, our largest state, has 65x the population of Wyoming, the smallest state.

After the DEMs enlarge SCOTUS, abolish the electoral college, and make Puerto Rico the 51st state, they have plans for reforming the U.S. Senate. The Senate is undemocratic donchaknow. Requires attention!

Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (RCjYY)

329 And NYC has fucked up driving in the city so badly that taking the train is by far the better choice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:58 PM (8EoqE)

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Private transportation is for the nomenklatura. You should know that, citizen.

Posted by: Comrade Mamdani at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (u/oMr)

330 For so many years, Californians bent down on their well worn knees and begged for a Governor like Porter.

They shouldn't get to weasel out of it, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (BI5O2)

Do the Mashed Potatoes dance again, like 1962!

Posted by: Zombie James Brown at June 03, 2026 12:01 AM (wVcYX)

331 Do the Mashed Potatoes dance again, like 1962!
Posted by: Zombie James Brown at June 03, 2026 12:01 AM (wVcYX)

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This is my side of the street, piker.

Posted by: Zombie Chubby Checker at June 03, 2026 12:02 AM (u/oMr)

332 Not reading all the comments so I don’t know if anyone got this.

The answer is Paul Carrack.

Posted by: F Lee Bailout at June 03, 2026 12:04 AM (YUIMa)

333
Is it going to be same shit, different day for CA?

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 12:05 AM (3ek7K)

334 Kong what he thought of the NYC public transport system in 1933. And he was correct.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 12:07 AM (77rzZ)

335 ... am I too late?
Posted by: John Cornyn For Senate at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (gKWVE)

No, you're just in time! l'd like you to meet Mohammet Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourself at home.

Posted by: Neidermeyer at June 03, 2026 12:07 AM (wVcYX)

336 Public transportation blows ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)

And NYC has fucked up driving in the city so badly that taking the train is by far the better choice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:58 PM (8EoqE)

Yeah thats the rub. Everybody drives here, so the only people that would actually use public transportation are the poor bastards that have to go to NYC. Nobody uses public transportation to just move around jersey. Where I am I don't even see buses. You occasionally will see one hitting certain bus stops on a highway, like Rt9, but nothing locally. Everybody drives. In the cities you'll have buses running up and down the main drag, but in the suburbs or rural areas, nada.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 12:08 AM (snZF9)

337 I wouldn't care what happened in CA if it didn't metastasize.

Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2026 12:10 AM (RCjYY)

338 "CBS News" . Reminds me of when I was in the Dollar Store and the cheapie electrical connector cables (that ended up in the Dollar Store) were all on cards that bore the classic "RCA" logo. Both were the gold standard, 60 or more years ago...

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 03, 2026 12:11 AM (3/XaG)

339 Steyer has too damn much & nothing challenging in his life. He simply pisses it away but, with $2.4 billion, he can afford the god complex.

In 2020, Steyer unsuccessfully sought the Democratic nomination for president, spending more than $253 million on his campaign and receiving no pledged delegates before withdrawing in February 2020. In November 2025, he announced a campaign in the 2026 California gubernatorial election to succeed term-limited governor Gavin Newsom;[2] his campaign rapidly became the highest-spending in the field, surpassing $130 million by April 2026.[3]. Wikipedia

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 12:11 AM (NFX2v)

340 XAVIER BECERRA 29.08% 270,568

STEVE HILTON 22.73% 211,496

TOM STEYER 22.17% 206,263

CHAD BIANCO 7.45% 69,361

KATIE PORTER 4.86% 45,181

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 12:13 AM (6mfZE)

341 267 Hilton now up

candidate votes pct
Steve Hilton
GOP
842,558 26.2%
Xavier Becerra
Dem
836,733 26.0%
Posted by: r hennigantx
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I'm printing ballots as fast as possible.
_Best Printing Inc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:14 AM (NgPv+)

342 Frog Lady is speaking.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 12:14 AM (oq9dX)

343 like Porter releasing her corset.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (RIvkX)

Just keep that off our launchpads, please.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at June 03, 2026 12:14 AM (gKWVE)

344 Woo hoo. I'm #1.
I just want to thank all the little people who helped make this possible.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 03, 2026 12:15 AM (2Ez/1)

345 Not reading all the comments so I don’t know if anyone got this.
The answer is Paul Carrack.
Posted by: F Lee Bailout

And no one picked up my pun.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:16 AM (W5mpo)

346 Karen Bass is about ready to shout through the entire song, 'We are family.".

Loudmouthed nut

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 12:17 AM (NFX2v)

347 On the other hand, seeing Katie Porter get completely humiliated has an entertainment value, too.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2026 12:17 AM (B0NCh)

348 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
-
*shrugs*

Posted by: John Thune at June 03, 2026 12:17 AM (vSvIl)

349 KATIE PORTER 4.86% 45,181

I have to wonder how many of those were R voters looking to boost the most insane D candidate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 03, 2026 12:17 AM (+9wcF)

350 And no one picked up my pun.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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You're not in Florida now.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:18 AM (NgPv+)

351 Ask your gynecologist if Lixtiquatal is right for you.

Posted by: Big Phat Farma at June 03, 2026 12:19 AM (2Ez/1)

352 46% counted

Karen Ruth Bass
132,172 36.5%
Spencer Pratt
108,949 30.1%

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:19 AM (W5mpo)

353 201 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg
......

Because they never fart.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (oq9dX)

When you're dating and even when you're married, but it's early in the marriage...you try your best not to fart...but at some point (and I don't know when it happened with us), it kinda loosens up...farts happen...
Well, it helped that MIL was of the opinion that holding farts was unhealthy and would unleash one no matter the context...we were at a funeral when she ripped one off...we had to do our best to not laugh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:19 AM (l3cgK)

354 On a second consideration, maybe I shouldn't have proposed to invite key voters to a freshly cooked hot dinner.

Posted by: Katie Porter at June 03, 2026 12:20 AM (gKWVE)

355 California is cooked. I don’t see how republicans can take anything positive from today’s results. The third place votes will probably vote democrat in November.
You get the government you deserve-good and hard. Lube up!

Posted by: Unkaren at June 03, 2026 12:20 AM (aKs78)

356 >Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so...

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at June 03, 2026 12:21 AM (2Ez/1)

357 What's that old line?
A good friend will help you move a body.
A great friend has 40 acres in the middle of nowhere and an excavator?

Posted by: JB1000 at June 03, 2026 12:22 AM (L8aM8)

358 With now 100% of the Cemetery Vote counted in all CA races the Democrats claim victory for all offices....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 03, 2026 12:23 AM (Es4vZ)

359 Love all you folks. Yes...even you. Goodnight, folks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 03, 2026 12:23 AM (CHHv1)

360 I did get one vote for local judge. I also got 1 vote for senate, house, and school/college boards. meow

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:24 AM (W5mpo)

361 229 "Hobo Dropping Doodoo", painted by neo-impressionist Los Angeles artist Vincente de Gogh. Note the tastefully discarded human ear resting diagonally against the pristine unused portapotty on the left side
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)

Pining for the naked dude on the ottoman

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:27 PM (/+uur)

"Naked Hobo on an Ottoman Pooping, a Retrospective", by Xochitl Morón...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:24 AM (l3cgK)

362 Greetings Hordians, thank you fer ONT Mr. Doof!

Well the hot water heater chronicles come to a close with the installation of a new one from Home Despot. They stood behind the warranty on the 5+ y.o. Unit and gave us a new one with a now 9 year warranty. So we're back in reliably hot water.

Time to start looking forward to our upcoming week in Yosemite later this summer.

Watching election returns for Ca. Not expecting any surprises either way. Hilton maybe doing a little better than expected but still well under 30% of the vote.I don't expect much to change in the foreseeable future in Ca. Bass looks like she'll win in L. A.but I don't live in L.A. so don't care snd don't even know if it's final or if it goes to a runoff.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM (QGaXH)

363
Were all the other LA mayoral candidates leftist loons? From the top three, 2 loons took what, 57% of the vote?

LA is gone, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

364 232 If you both snore, the key is to fall asleep fast and first.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (wVcYX)

Before she passed, I could fall asleep in less than 30 seconds after closing my eyes...even after more than 20 years married, she would still occasionally as if I was awake, waking me up, to which I'd reply, "I am now."...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:26 AM (l3cgK)

365 >> Just keep that off our launchpads, please.

All that lard mixed with LOX...... I shudder to think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 12:26 AM (w6EFb)

366 237 Spoke too soon, looks like a massive vote dump came in and Steyer is catching up to the Bacerra and Hilton.

Seriously, who the f**k is voting for Tom Steyer?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (XV/Pl)

Andy Rooney and others like him?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:26 AM (l3cgK)

367 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

368 Were all the other LA mayoral candidates leftist loons? From the top three, 2 loons took what, 57% of the vote?

LA is gone, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

Tish Hyman seems okay, she was the gal in Gold's calling out a transperv.

@listen2tish
This account is being used for campaign purposes by Hyman for Mayor 2026.

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 12:30 AM (6mfZE)

369 Were all the other LA mayoral candidates leftist loons? From the top three, 2 loons took what, 57% of the vote?
Posted by: publius

66.6%....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:31 AM (W5mpo)

370 There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

It's a jungle out there.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 12:31 AM (VHUov)

371 This is California, March 5, 2024 — the Presidential Primary Election.

Steve Garvey was leading leaker Adam Schiff with 1.8 million votes. Then, just like that, his lead was cut in half.

This is called a “glitch” — a phenomenon that mysteriously favors Democrats by default.

In the end, Adam Schiff pulled ahead by a razor-thin margin — statistically impossible.
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I told you, the printing is going as fast as possible.
The ballots will be there on time.
_Trans Love Always Printing on Time, Inc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:33 AM (NgPv+)

372 16,000 votes cast for Eric Swalwell.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2026 12:35 AM (B0NCh)

373 362
>Well the hot water heater chronicles come to a close...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM
+++

If the water is hot, then why are you heating it?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 03, 2026 12:37 AM (2Ez/1)

374 There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

It's a jungle out there.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 12:31 AM (VHUov)

Did Hamambe, Jr., make the ballot?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 12:40 AM (qx7Zg)

375 All that lard mixed with LOX...... I shudder to think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

That is definitely not a kosher bagel.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:41 AM (W5mpo)

376 If the water is hot, then why are you heating it?
Posted by: I gotta ask

Because entropy is a stone-cold bitch.

Eventually.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 12:42 AM (VHUov)

377 Oh my, Harmeet Dhillon is Punjabi Sikh.
She needs to get her people in line. Sikh's stabbing people and hanging out with moose limbs is not a good look.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:42 AM (NgPv+)

378 277 Actually, everyone posts as The Paolo.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHUT UP WESLEY.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
=====

Very meta.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (RIvkX)

I don't even know what that means...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:43 AM (l3cgK)

379 268 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:43 AM (QGaXH)

380 Any bets that Bass carries Pacific Palisades vote ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 03, 2026 12:44 AM (PRjlk)

381 Bass needs 50.1% for the win.

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 12:46 AM (6mfZE)

382 367 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

60 or 61 people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)

383 Some of the more interesting names running for Gov in Kali:

LivingForGod AndCountry DeMott, (Party Preference: NPP)
Barack D. Obama Shaw, (Party Preference: DEM)
Thunder Parley, (Party Preference: DEM)

and yes, 61 candidates...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:52 AM (l3cgK)

384 380 Any bets that Bass carries Pacific Palisades vote ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 03, 2026 12:44 AM (PRjlk)

Anybody still living there?...if not, then yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)

385
Anybody still living there?...if not, then yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)

Expect ballot drops for a couple days... Never favors Republicans...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 12:54 AM (FtULh)

386
I just got back from a log walk. Did Karen Bass get 50+% for the win or something?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 12:56 AM (n7rxJ)

387 373 362
>Well the hot water heater chronicles come to a close...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM
+++

If the water is hot, then why are you heating it?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 03, 2026 12:37 AM (2Ez/1)

To make it hotterer, of course.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:56 AM (QGaXH)

388 I think tonight’s results in LA are showing exactly what I’ve believed for months - Pratt will easily win a majority of votes actually cast - but votes cast by people now are only about 40% of the votes pumped into the system. LA - really all of California - needs to have its entire state government abolished and be put under a reconstruction authority , backed by military muscle, for at least 10 years.

Or in the alternative, the rest of us can just say “fuck it “ and let the State commit suicide.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:57 AM (QDJ2U)

389 and yes, 61 candidates...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:52 AM (l3cgK)

40 red, white, and blue shoe strings?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 12:58 AM (1z8ji)

390 That would be Ciampino z"l
Joyenz' dad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Who (checks) is still not on the Absent Friends list.

Good to see someone added Capt Whitebread, though.

Dang, that list just gets longer.💔

I wonder what the criteria are, whether a non-notable like me would make the list; I'm not anxious to find out.

That reminds me. I've really got to contact my surgeon.

https://youtu.be/V1E9OyI_r2g

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - mercy me at June 03, 2026 12:58 AM (kU8xu)

391 Anybody still living there?...if not, then yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)

No one’s living there anymore, so she’ll easily book 500,000 votes from it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:58 AM (QDJ2U)

392 382 367 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

60 or 61 people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)

I didn't count 'em...LOL! .

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:59 AM (QGaXH)

393 Or in the alternative, the rest of us can just say “fuck it “ and let the State commit suicide.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:57 AM (QDJ2U)

The last ballot dump Pratt got zero... Statically impossible

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 12:59 AM (FtULh)

394 Multiculturalism at its best.

Weather Girls from around the world:

https://tinyurl.com/nbvpb5hp

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2026 01:01 AM (IG3/x)

395
The last ballot dump Pratt got zero... Statically impossible
Posted by: It's me donna

==============

omg. He said he'll bug out of LA if she wins. I wonder if he really will. If he does, I wonder where he'll wind up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:01 AM (n7rxJ)

396
Someone catch me up. Is the LA mayoral race headed for a runoff or for an outright win by Basura?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:04 AM (n7rxJ)

397 Thanks for the chuckles, Doof! Nice ONT.

So... Calizuela's primary " " " election " " " is going about as expected, huh? That really is a shame.

Howdy, horde!

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)

398 392 382 367 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

60 or 61 people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)

I didn't count 'em...LOL! .

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:59 AM (QGaXH)

I did. 61.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 01:06 AM (l3cgK)

399 396
Someone catch me up. Is the LA mayoral race headed for a runoff or for an outright win by Basura?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:04 AM (n7rxJ)

Pratt is in second for now but only 48% is in.....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:07 AM (FtULh)

400
The CA primary is shaping up to be Hilton vs Becerra for governor, and Pratt vs Bass for LA mayor. In November. Nobody got over 50% in either, so top two face each other in the general election in each case. The truly massive cheating will occur in November. Right now we have Democrat vs Republican. It looks like there's an actual chance. I think it's to give us a shred of hope so we'll be quiet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 01:11 AM (VWtfl)

401 400
The CA primary is shaping up to be Hilton vs Becerra for governor, and Pratt vs Bass for LA mayor. In November. Nobody got over 50% in either, so top two face each other in the general election in each case. The truly massive cheating will occur in November. Right now we have Democrat vs Republican. It looks like there's an actual chance. I think it's to give us a shred of hope so we'll be quiet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 01:11 AM (VWtfl)

We need holy water sprayed over all cemeteries in Kalifornia to prevent the dead from voting in November...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 01:15 AM (l3cgK)

402 I wonder what the criteria are, whether a non-notable like me would make the list; I'm not anxious to find out.
...
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker -
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It's a very selective list.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 01:18 AM (NgPv+)

403 269 Almost made it to New Jersey once...wound up on the Delmarva peninsula....thought, hey, a Spanish name out here for once...must have said that out loud as everyone in the car said in unison, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia...Oh, yeah, got it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (rm3p6)

There is a Clackamette Park, at the confluence of the Willamette and Clackamas Rivers. Geographical portmanteaus would probably make a good trivia subject.

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 01:18 AM (Sy6m/)

404
Pratt is in second for now but only 48% is in.....
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

The question is, is Basura in a position to get 50+% tonight? If she gets that, she wins. If not, we have a runoff, with the election, I think, in November.

I'm asking because I see so much doom about LA. If Pratt+Raman can keep Basura below 50%, at least the window isn't closed tonight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:21 AM (n7rxJ)

405 Paul Carrack is my guess for mystery vocalist.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 01:21 AM (gfO9L)

406 Under “democratic socialism”, at the request of 50%+1 voters, the government POLITELY seizes the fruits of everyone’s labors and gives it to others. If you fail to comply, the government arrests or kills you.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 01:25 AM (gfO9L)

407
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 01:11 AM (VWtfl)

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Aha, thanks. It would be nice if Harmeet Dhillon would make good on her threats to take action against sus vote machines.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:27 AM (n7rxJ)

408 Hi Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 01:28 AM (0nHVk)

409 "50%+1" does not adequately convey the BS of "democracy"...

Sure, sure-- 2 wolves and 1 sheep. But think about that for a moment. That's 2:1. Heck, that's a super-majority when stated that way.

No, no, no... it's more like MILLIONS to MILLIONS plus ONE. Perspective.

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)

410 Hi, Debby!

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)

411 Hi JQ, how are you?

I was so optimistic that the people of LA would wake the hell up, seems like that is not the case.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 01:35 AM (0nHVk)

412 The communal socks such as:
Paolo
Mary Cloggenstein
Amy Schumer
Michelle Fields
Sandra Fluke
Mr Paul Anka (I think this is just me now)
Carlos Mencia
Ben Rothelisberger

Are done by a LOT of people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)

{watches the pitch slowly float by, like Your Mom on an innertube}

Posted by: Snatch Smasher at June 03, 2026 01:36 AM (UDjKR)

413
Debby, JQ, howdy! I just got back from a walk and I'm all stimulated, sitting here trying to stir up conversation.

Apparently, not ALL is lost in L.A. The race seems to be headed for a runoff, which is better than Basura winning outright tonight.

We'll have a few months of fun with Pratt around. Disaster comes in November.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:37 AM (n7rxJ)

414 {watches the pitch slowly float by, like Your Mom on an innertube}
Posted by: Snatch Smasher at June 03, 2026 01:36 AM (UDjKR)

I'm a giver.

It would have been worse if I had said 'used'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2026 01:39 AM (bss/y)

415 Ok I guess, Debby. Forcing myself to stay busy and get thru each day.

I need to jerk schedule around & start getting up early again. Gonna be too f'ing hot here soon, and won't be able to get anything done in afternoon hours.

How's it going for you?

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)

416
I'm sick of Karen Bass and her weirdly inappropriate perpetual smile. Everything she does and says is intended to pacify and mislead us while her owners consolidate their power and murder us. This cabbage-headed grinning communist liar should be beaten in the town square with a large fish, for example a tuna. Stop. Grinning.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 01:42 AM (VWtfl)

417 We'll have a few months of fun with Pratt around. Disaster comes in November.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hi, Blondie! Yeah, November will probably bring the usual Dem-cheat machination.

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:43 AM (rdVOm)

418
Stop. Grinning.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

===============

That grin. The last thing you see before the spell breaks, you see that she's actually the wicked stepmother, and Hansel has been put in a cage.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:46 AM (n7rxJ)

419 Jq, yeah, I am kind of doing the same, as I have mentioned before I do get so easily distracted.

Blondie, good to see you, I hope that it does go to a runoff, at least for the entertainment value as you pointed out.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 01:48 AM (0nHVk)

420 Lil bro will be here at end of month-- I need to rekey Dad's house so he can get in (normally arrives in the wee-hours) He doesn't know I 'locked him out' over winter. Long story, doesn't matter...

fml.

Anyway, it'll be nice to see him & nephew, but also a huge PITA.

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)

421 308 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee

--------

For all the money he spent, his electoral campaign was utter horseshit. The most stale, witless, cliche political commercials you can possibly imagine.

Douchebag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)

His 'earned media's was also negative, with the contrast between his security exfiltrating him from a bad part of town, and Pratt being welcomed there with open arms. People just *like* Spencer.

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 01:55 AM (Sy6m/)

422 Practice makes perfect:

https://t.co/J2LnWPlaZD

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 02:01 AM (D0X9e)

423 Wasn't Steyer's sole issue to keep men in women's sports?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 02:04 AM (0nHVk)

424 Hour and half to go

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 02:10 AM (Ia/+0)

425 I hope that you have a good day, Skip, for the rest of you, sweet dreams.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 02:15 AM (0nHVk)

426 I want one!

https://tinyurl.com/4msjv3u2

No.

Two!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 02:17 AM (D0X9e)

427 "The Man Behind the Microphone."

Sang behind Mike Rutherford?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 02:24 AM (NFX2v)

428 G'night, Debby!

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 02:26 AM (Sy6m/)

429 395 The last ballot dump Pratt got zero... Statically impossible
Posted by: It's me donna
...
omg. He said he'll bug out of LA if she wins. I wonder if he really will. If he does, I wonder where he'll wind up.

He's going to DISNEYLAND!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daa9pZDxfIY

Just SHUT UP AND DANCE!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 03, 2026 02:28 AM (cPIdK)

430 426 I want one!

https://tinyurl.com/4msjv3u2

No.

Two!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 02:17 AM (D0X9e)

Everything old is new again!

I recall the reason for headlight aim and height and brightness requirements was that people were causing accidents shining bright lights into oncoming cars.

In Florida up until the 80's cars had to be inspected every four years including headlight aim.

I guess technology has overtaken this...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 02:29 AM (QGaXH)

431
Wasn't Steyer's sole issue to keep men in women's sports?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

===============

And the billionaire tax.

I'm glad Katie Porter seems to be shut out. She had to quit Congress for this run. I hope she stays out of politics and sticks to teaching, where she can damage the state on a smaller scale.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:30 AM (n7rxJ)

432 431....I'm glad Katie Porter seems to be shut out. She had to quit Congress for this run. I hope she stays out of politics and sticks to teaching, where she can damage the state on a smaller scale.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:30 AM (n7rxJ)

But but but won't anybody think of the children...???

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 02:32 AM (QGaXH)

433 67 any election results of any interest tonight? I know California won't be decided for weeks. Because reasons.

Cheating takes time

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 03, 2026 02:35 AM (y7zkd)

434 He should have googled how to destroy your own house without getting arrested

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 03, 2026 02:37 AM (jYRYu)

435 Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Correct, I haven't had a serious contagion since I quit teaching HS

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 03, 2026 02:37 AM (y7zkd)

436 But but but won't anybody think of the children...???
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 02:32 AM (QGaXH)

I do nothing but, man.

Posted by: Scott Penis for CA-11 at June 03, 2026 02:42 AM (Sy6m/)

437 For those who are keeping track, DH has not had pants on for most of today. We are still in Denali State Park, he is still drinking and smiling, and no, he does not need pants.

Just to keep you abreast of events.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 03, 2026 02:43 AM (NKJQT)

438 LOL, tcn!

Guys are like toddlers sometimes-- strip off those clothes, man! Get natural!

Hahaha..

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 02:46 AM (rdVOm)

439 Well fk. Everybody gone?

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)

440 >>>I'm asking because I see so much doom about LA. If Pratt+Raman can keep Basura below 50%, at least the window isn't closed tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:21 AM (n7rxJ)

If the rumor is true Bass asked Ramen to stay in so they could shut out Pratt, with two Ds in the fall elections, that choice probably cost Bass an easy 50% vote get. It will be Pratt and Bass, if the cheating doesn't shut him out.

Hoping that Pratt and Bass both go to a runoff, so we can get a giant Pratt summer full of more amazing AI attack ads.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 03:21 AM (/mFwS)

441 In modern music it is a safe bet that if the song features whistling, it sucks.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:25 AM (pKv0r)

442 When you're dating and even when you're married, but it's early in the marriage...you try your best not to fart...but at some point (and I don't know when it happened with us), it kinda loosens up...farts happen...
Well, it helped that MIL was of the opinion that holding farts was unhealthy and would unleash one no matter the context...we were at a funeral when she ripped one off...we had to do our best to not laugh.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:19 AM (l3cgK)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at June 03, 2026 03:30 AM (pKv0r)

443 Wasn't it John Wayne in "The Man who Shot Liberty Valance" who torched the home that was to be for him and his new bride?

But she took up with Jimmy Stewart. IIRC, he sat down on a chair inside with a bottle of booze to watch the house go up in flames around him. Fortunately, he was rescued

Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 03, 2026 03:30 AM (Vczv0)

444 Revoke CA statehood, make it a territory until its people can learn to behave again like people who are fit to be free and are capable of self-government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:32 AM (gfO9L)

445 I'm glad Katie Porter seems to be shut out. She had to quit Congress for this run. I hope she stays out of politics and sticks to teaching, where she can damage the state on a smaller scale.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:30 AM (n7rxJ)

She needs to stop eating for a year. She might shed the extra 500 pounds that she has.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:33 AM (gfO9L)

446 Paul Carrack sang in “The Living Years”.

That song makes me want to slit my wrists. It is an official member of my list of “songs to kill yourself to”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:43 AM (gfO9L)

447 433 67 any election results of any interest tonight? I know California won't be decided for weeks. Because reasons.

Cheating takes time
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 03, 2026 02:35 AM (y7zkd)

He who votes decides nothing. He who counts the votes decides everything.

Posted by: Josef Vissarianvich Dzugashvili at June 03, 2026 03:45 AM (gfO9L)

448 Really should be gone in 1 hour, better get moving

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 03:50 AM (Ia/+0)

449 Cow Demon I would go for that

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 03:51 AM (Ia/+0)

450
Revoke CA statehood, make it a territory until its people can learn to behave again like people who are fit to be free and are capable of self-government.
Posted by: Cow Demon

=============

The grounds are there now; it's in violation of practically everything. Sanctuary state, packed with sanctuary cities, refusals to turn over voter roll information and data related to fraud investigations -- it seems to me the place could be CUT OFF from all federal funding, accounts frozen, and other restrictions I don't even know about.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:56 AM (n7rxJ)

451 Mom: You know why they are called "housewives?"

Me: no

Mom: Because in a divorce, the keep the house.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 04:29 AM (qFwJc)

452 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:31 AM (6wpGE)

453 I watched "Midway" yesterday evening (Woody Harrelson as Chester Nimitz). I woke today thinking "War is great." We have a wonderful God. He gives life to the dead and when the bad guys are killing innocent civilians (e.g. Japs vs. Chinese), He "okay, to stop that you have to die." I saw a picture of Gaza yesterday on X. I should reply "You ever see Hiroshima? The Japs had it coming to them. So did Hamas."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 04:40 AM (qFwJc)

454 Final question: Paul Carrick of 70's band ACE. Imagine that.

Posted by: Riddle at June 03, 2026 05:29 AM (uE32N)

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I think these are the pets you find in the Backrooms.

Donkeys are underrated.

Kitten must have older dog siblings.

Dog loves seeing the garbage men.

Hamster knows how to blend.

My Bodyguard.

Senior dog still has a lot of puppy in her.

Horses gathered for the Festival of the Republic in Rome escape and race along the street as a cowboy tries to catch them. This was a from a few nights ago.

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1
Yay

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (3ek7K)

2 echo, echo, echo....

Posted by: RandomDave at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (aJQbY)

3 *waddles in*

Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (PJdmB)

5

NO VOTE VASURA

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (rbvCR)

6 Willowed:

Yes it was very convincing.

A lot more than playing Commander John Koenig.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'm watching the MST3K version of Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster with Bela right now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (l26NL)

7 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (SRRAx)

8 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (dpXJq)

9 Ace saw "the backrooms"? niiice.

Posted by: obsession is still better though at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (gKWVE)

10
*looks at Café menu*

Four fried chickens. And a Coke.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (O0L8i)

11 Robert! How is your gout?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (Vvh2V)

12 *looks at Café menu*

Four fried chickens. And a Coke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (O0L8i)
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Two slices of dry white toast.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

13 Two slices of dry white toast.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

Sorry hon, we don't serve dry white toast.

Posted by: That waitress at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (rbvCR)

14 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 08:50 PM (6D7dZ)

15 I got home from the road last night. Woke up this morning, get up and go to pull my coffee pot out of my pantry only to get surprised by the ENORMOUS FUCKING RAT CRAWLING AROUND MY SHELVES!!!!!!!!!

I slammed the door but it squeezed out from underneath and escaped...BEHIND MY FRIDGE!

I've been suspecting a rodent problem for a while, especially when I got home a few weeks ago to find a half eaten package of ramen that next to the fridge.

Mickey is gonna die. Oh yes, Mickey will die.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:51 PM (dpXJq)

16 I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A number two. Chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 08:51 PM (6D7dZ)

17 *looks at Café menu*

Four fried chickens. And a Coke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (O0L8i)
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Two slices of dry white toast.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants... They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 08:52 PM (qx7Zg)

18 We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants... They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 08:52 PM (qx7Zg)
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"Are you the police?"

"No, ma'am. We're musicians."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:53 PM (ZOv7s)

19 So here's what I pedict is going to happen in Maine:

The Dem Senators had a meeting with The Nazi and showed him exactly what Kompromat they have on him, and told him that if he plays along, all of this will go away.

All he has to do is win the primary, then he will decide that all of the media attention is just too much for his wife, so he is going to drop out of the race to spend more time with his family (and his Kompromat).

Then the Dems will sweep in, appoint Janet Mills as the new candidate (hey, they already showed that it would work when they put Kamala in before Joe's campaign was dead and buried - they have precedent), bada-bing, bada-boom, Bob's your uncle, and if it works a second time (which it will), we can expect to see this happening in many more elections in the years to come.

Pretty soon, they won't even have to hold primaries or elections - they will just decide who the candidates will be, and if the voters don't like it, well screw them. They're idiots anyway, right?

Someone mark it -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx)

20 Tomorrow is June 3. When did Midway begin? And end? We won that one if you didn't know.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)

21 How is your gout?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (Vvh2V)

Ma! *Hugs*

I don't think it was gout, exactly. It occurred to me it wasn't acting like gout plus I was having these weird fevers and chills. I think it was some kind of gout related infection. Got some antibiotics and that seems to have resolved the issue. Haven't had any problems for a touch over two months now.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:56 PM (dpXJq)

22 13 Two slices of dry white toast.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

Sorry hon, we don't serve dry white toast.

Posted by: That waitress at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (rbvCR)

"That waitress"? Really?

That waitress is Aretha. Miss Franklin if you're nasty.

Posted by: a.moron at June 02, 2026 08:56 PM (X5Jzz)

23

Hadrian, if you'you're here, have you heard James Quinn's 'Monet's Diary'?

Very nice piano solo. I've discovered a Pandora channel named 'Solo Piano Presents Classical Piano Radio'. Very relaxing. Occasionally, they'll play something from Bach's Preludes that I played for Dad's church as a lilltle Bewalski.

Soothes the rage i sometimes get from the day-to-day life the left wants to force onto me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (QVmho)

24 Oh dear, the Grauniad thinks the Obama Library is a windowless Klingon prison.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (gKWVE)

25 Pretty soon, they won't even have to hold primaries or elections - they will just decide who the candidates will be, and if the voters don't like it, well screw them. They're idiots anyway, right?

Someone mark it -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx)

The Party's should just save everyone the trouble and go back to the smoke filled back room.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (dpXJq)

26 Mea Culpa, Horde.

I should've checked to ensure we're well past 100

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (QVmho)

27 That waitress is Aretha. Miss Franklin if you're nasty.
Posted by: a.moron

What do you call a wreath of $100 bills?

Areatha Franklins.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (l26NL)

28 Soothes the rage i sometimes get from the day-to-day life the left wants to force onto me.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (QVmho)

Marc Andreesen recommends "retardmaxxing"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR)

29 Oh dear, the Grauniad thinks the Obama Library is a windowless Klingon prison.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (gKWVE)

Orthanc.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:59 PM (dpXJq)

30
The Party's should just save everyone the trouble and go back to the smoke filled back room.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (dpXJq)

__________

The smoke will have a distinctly different aroma.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:00 PM (O0L8i)

31 whooooaa... did we just vote for... "Dave"... to be the, like... Democrat nominee...
Bummer, man. Dave's an *cough* asshole.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 09:02 PM (gKWVE)

32 Kitty damn sho love corn.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 09:03 PM (LHPAg)

33 Someone mark it -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx)
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Yeah, I saw the timeline for drop-outs and ballot swaps, but the problem is that Mills seems radioactive because she was willing to mortgage the state for trannies.

I mean, she may think that Platner will implode and she will step in, but of Platner doesn't oblige (and why should he, his parents pay for everything), she's got no path forward.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

34 The Pricks and Minidicks scandal just got wilder.

P&M served a takedown notice on Reckless Ben's Patreon account.

The CEO of Patreon in a 50 second YouTube video told P&M to stuff it and to sue.

Ammon McJerkoff and his lawyers are looking like Wylie Coyote after an ACME trap failure I hope. Because they aren't the biggest fish after all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)

35 Mills and Platner enter the cage, only one leaves?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)

36 20 Tomorrow is June 3. When did Midway begin? And end? We won that one if you didn't know.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)
I think it was June 6 1942.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (LHPAg)

37 Pretty soon, they won't even have to hold primaries or elections - they will just decide who the candidates will be, and if the voters don't like it, well screw them. They're idiots anyway, right?

Someone mark it -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx)

The Party's should just save everyone the trouble and go back to the smoke filled back room.

And when they're meeting with Platner, they should put a pistol on the table and say "We have to report to the boss. Perhaps you'd prefer to avoid the red tape".

https://youtu.be/yI-P4ILkZlo

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 09:07 PM (Riz8t)

38 Played my first 18 holes of golf for this year. I did ok. Had a bit of help from St. Mulligan. I shot a 92. Another 18 tomorrow and Friday. My sister and I are going to help our aging parental units with stuff on Thursday. I've been visiting them often while I'm up in West PA. They're in their 80s and are a bit wobbly, especially Dad. Weather has been perfect so far. Cool nights, warm days. It's nice.

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 09:07 PM (bfy6w)

39 The Pricks and Minidicks scandal just got wilder.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)

The Who The What now?

Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:08 PM (dpXJq)

40 Mills and Platner enter the cage, only one leaves?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)
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Mills already suspended her campaign. Her account reactivated, but she's still damaged goods. How many of Platner's blackpill Nazis are going to vote for Tranny Mom?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)

41 I was in Maine last week. Dems will elect Platner.

Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:10 PM (+sNap)

42 And when they're meeting with Platner, they should put a pistol on the table and say "We have to report to the boss. Perhaps you'd prefer to avoid the red tape".

https://youtu.be/yI-P4ILkZlo
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026
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I saw it in the theater, and when Hoskins introduced himself, there was a collective "WHOA" from the audience. Great film.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

43 Speaking of golf but anyone ever notice that golf is the only game that can break up a marriage?

Lots of dudes love baseball and football and all the rest but golf is the only game I've ever seen where wives will threaten to leaves their husbands because they spend too much time at the golf course.

It's freakin' weird, man.

Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:11 PM (dpXJq)

44 How many of Platner's blackpill Nazis are going to vote for Tranny Mom?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Yeah, I was commenting on similar themes earlier. Platner's base are online underemployed Maine young men. For them, Susan Collins and Janet Mills are the same woman.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 09:12 PM (gKWVE)

45 I was in Maine last week. Dems will elect Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:10 PM (+sNap)
---
I think you are correct. The Dems are given over to pure hate, and the more extreme the better. Ironically, the bloviating DC crowd brought this on. They actually want pragmatic mercenaries like they are, but they're getting swivel-headed lunatics.

The GOP could actually start making anti-Nazi patriotic merch and the Dems would be like: "how DARE you!?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:13 PM (ZOv7s)

46 We have seen this before: democrats nominate batshit crazy and republicans chose incompetent feckless losers.

Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:14 PM (Dpv2s)

47 Robert

TL;DR.

A 750 set and 1,200 minifig Star Wars Lego collection was put on consignment at the Keizer, OR franchise of Bricks&Minifigs. Store changed ownership under dubious circumstances. New owners tried to pretend the collection did not exist. Store lost in OR small claims court and promptly shut down instead of returning the remaining sets.

Insert scenes of lots of theater and cops behaving very badly.

Now the previous store owners are suing in Utah B&M over the termination. Meanwhile B&M is suing Reckless Ben and others under civil RICO for 'a coordinated' action of harming B&M and stalking.

Now B&M is trying to silence Reckless Ben but they are far too late as, to quote Firefly, the signal got out. Now the likes of Asmondgold and Smash JT are covering it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD)

48 We have seen this before: democrats nominate batshit crazy and republicans chose incompetent feckless losers.
Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:14 PM (Dpv2s)
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The feckless losers are being systematically wiped out by the MAGA faction of the GOP.

This is very much a 1972/1984 vibe going on. The Dems are deciding to blow everything up and in the process declaring the most dull, squishy, suburban soccer-mom friendly GOP to be HITLER, but they are the ones who also want to wipe out the Jews and proudly wear the Totenkopf.

Oh, and they are also nominating Mohammed Abdul Death-to-American Jihadi.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:18 PM (ZOv7s)

49 Dogs also love the UPS and FedEx drivers. Even after the doggehs have been given a tour of the truck that is hated, chased and barked at.. . . . lil doggehs will take up the harass and chase once again once the key turns

Posted by: Deride Uniparty Thugs at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (HeR4S)

50 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

51 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD)

Jesus, all over done Star Wars Legos?

I hate George Lucas, Star Wars AND nerds so very much.

Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (dpXJq)

52 TL;DR.

A 750 set and 1,200 minifig Star Wars Lego collection was put on consignment at the Keizer, OR franchise of Bricks&Minifigs. Store changed ownership under dubious circumstances. New owners tried to pretend the collection did not exist. Store lost in OR small claims court and promptly shut down instead of returning the remaining sets.

Insert scenes of lots of theater and cops behaving very badly.

Now the previous store owners are suing in Utah B&M over the termination. Meanwhile B&M is suing Reckless Ben and others under civil RICO for 'a coordinated' action of harming B&M and stalking.

Now B&M is trying to silence Reckless Ben but they are far too late as, to quote Firefly, the signal got out. Now the likes of Asmondgold and Smash JT are covering it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD)
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You have achieved a nerdom singularity. I congratulate you. Even my most esoteric Spanish Civil War or China posts pale by comparison.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)

53 Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:56 PM (dpXJq)

Oh, I'm so glad! Hugs to you, my son! And forgive me if it's too soon o call you son, again.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 09:21 PM (Vvh2V)

54 The Japanese Aleutian attack began on 3 Jun 1942.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:23 PM (2GVsD)

55
This explains everything LEGO. Real greaseball stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/5xk4a8da

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:25 PM (O0L8i)

56 Midway started on June 4th. I just watched "Midway" this evening.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 09:26 PM (qFwJc)

57 Robert

B&M has managed to tank their image over what is about $200k in Lego sets. I have seen estimates of $15 mil to $400 mil as to the value of B&M as a whole.

Local B&M franchises are getting hammered. Some of them deserve to get hammered as a Raleigh, NC store tried to steal a rare $1,000 gold chrome C3PO minifig.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:27 PM (2GVsD)

58 Lloyd

Should I be scared about that 'compliment' or something else?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:27 PM (2GVsD)

59 36 20 Tomorrow is June 3. When did Midway begin? And end? We won that one if you didn't know.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)
I think it was June 6 1942.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (LHPAg)

The carrier battle was on June 4th.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 09:28 PM (5rh/l)

60 Fattening up the cat on corn is cheaper than treats.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 09:28 PM (D1E+2)

61 I think someone mentioned Pokemon cards, that is even worse.

In the US we have witnessed a shooting over cards along with a separate break-in that netted about $45,000 in cards.

But wait, it gets worse. In Chile it is alleged a couple kidnapped and killed a 20-year-old woman for her Pokemon cards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:30 PM (2GVsD)

62 The attack on Dutch Harbor happened on June 3-4, 1942.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 09:31 PM (qx7Zg)

63
But wait, it gets worse. In Chile it is alleged a couple kidnapped and killed a 20-year-old woman for her Pokemon cards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:30 PM (2GVsD)

______________

*nervously looks at Beanie Baby collection*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:32 PM (O0L8i)

64 Talk of Midway reminds me, I should get framed that art print of Dauntlesses, one of the signatures is that of Dick Best who singlehandedly sank Akagi

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:32 PM (2GVsD)

65 Hour

#54

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:33 PM (2GVsD)

66 This explains everything LEGO. Real greaseball stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/5xk4a8da
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Somewhere in all of this there's going to be an argument along the lines of 'it's not a DOLL, it's an Action Figure'.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 09:33 PM (6D7dZ)

67 Action figures have 'kung-fu' grip.

Dolls have tea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:34 PM (2GVsD)

68 *pauses*

Kami-sama, I hope the Dolfie craze has died off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:35 PM (2GVsD)

69 https://a.co/d/0a46tGCm

62 The attack on Dutch Harbor happened on June 3-4, 1942.

In case you want more info. A very damned good book. And the latest version includes the photos that used to be reserved.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:35 PM (NKJQT)

70
SCOTUS: The Alabama map stands.

Good news for Republicans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 09:36 PM (n7rxJ)

71 IT IS A SHIBA! YAY!

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (Wmg4n)

72 70
SCOTUS: The Alabama map stands.

Good news for Republicans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 09:36 PM (n7rxJ)

Don't worry; the GOPe will make sure to screw it up somehow. Oopsie! Did I do that!?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (l3cgK)

73 I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A number two. Chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 08:51 PM (6D7dZ)

A brilliant scene. Probably took half a day to shoot with all the camera setups necessary. The actress who played the waitress was terrific. She once said that she based her portrayal on quite a few waitresses at roadside stops when she traveled around the country.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (5xuJ/)

74 66 This explains everything LEGO. Real greaseball stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/5xk4a8da
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Somewhere in all of this there's going to be an argument along the lines of 'it's not a DOLL, it's an Action Figure'.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 09:33 PM (6D7dZ)

If it's inflatable, the power of AND?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (l3cgK)

75 First combat of the Midway battle was during the afternoon of June 3rd. Nine B-17s from Midway bombed the Japanese Occupation Force heading for Midway. No hits, though the crews reported their bombs hit four ships.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 09:38 PM (5rh/l)

76 Everyone in "Obsession" made their choices before the movie started.
Even he man who founded the One Wish Willow company made his wish before the movie started. "I just want to make a living giving my customers what they want"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 09:38 PM (gKWVE)

77 Lots of dudes love baseball and football and all the rest but golf is the only game I've ever seen where wives will threaten to leaves their husbands because they spend too much time at the golf course.

It's freakin' weird, man.
Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:11 PM (dpXJq)

DH can go golf any time he wants to.

Ladies, if you take away the reason for your husband's joy, you will have a joyless husband. Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM (NKJQT)

78 One USAAF B-71E claimed to have hit a ship of the Normandie class.

The B-17 crews got back to Hawaii first where they then told everyone how "they" defeated the Japanese.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM (2GVsD)

79 The USN left our boys on Midway to die of thirst. There was no fresh water! 100 percent guilty AF!

Posted by: Tokyo AOC at June 02, 2026 09:40 PM (rgnea)

80 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

You haven't seen Achmed the Dead Terrorist, have you?

https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 09:41 PM (qx7Zg)

81 What has Soup done now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (2GVsD)

82 80 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

You haven't seen Achmed the Dead Terrorist, have you?

https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 09:41 PM (qx7Zg)

The real answer is that Democrats are cowards.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (NKJQT)

83 Healthcare update USA: while anything is better than the UK or Canada, the hesitation for antibiotics is unreal. Twice I could have used them WAY before they finally gave me one in the past two years for sinus stuff.

Today our 9mo old baby girl had a urine test and chest x-ray (no pneumonia) for fever and vomiting since Friday. We still don't know what is wrong with her. I suppose it could be viral. However, her urine test, if it were mine for example, would be a UTI. I guess she may have to suffer for another day for an antibiotic and the 1st culture. Wth? Cloudy, tr RBC, I forget how many WBC, +1 protein is not normal.

Granted, a small boy sneezed right in her sweet face on a plane on Wed evening, so there's that. This sweetie has been sick off and on for a month and I am going to have her for a few weeks before their next trip. We all could be dead by then.

Meanwhile there are two Mexicans cutting a large dead aspen across the street and don't seem to know what they are doing.

Not complaining, it's just how the last six weeks have gone. We should have better weeks/months ahead and send the bad karma elsewhere.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (WONhk)

84 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

*tiptoes away*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (gKWVE)

85 DH can go golf any time he wants to.

Ladies, if you take away the reason for your husband's joy, you will have a joyless husband. Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM

J golfs only occasionally, but he does go out on his boat a lot. And I say via con dios, see you when you get back. Because if ever there were an occasion where I needed him to do something for or with me instead of the boat, he knows darn well it’s a big thing and a rare ask on my part.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (Wmg4n)

86 Ace will be happy to know Scott Pelley is fired from cbs.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (3uBP9)

87 Currently reading A Ship to Remember: Saga of the USS Hornet, Alexander Griffin. Hardcover published in 1943.

Hornet has recovered her air group after the first attempt to hit the Japanese. VT-8 is gone. VB-8 only had seven of twenty return. VS-8 had thirteen of fifteen. VF-8 only had four of the ten sent out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:46 PM (2GVsD)

88
Don't worry; the GOPe will make sure to screw it up somehow. Oopsie! Did I do that!?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

================

(sanctimonious smile) We have priorities, Jim.

Posted by: Skinny Grifter in a Suit at June 02, 2026 09:46 PM (n7rxJ)

89 84 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

*tiptoes away*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (gKWVE)

Epstein didn't hang himself.
Willie didn't blow himself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:46 PM (l3cgK)

90
Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM

____________

Her Majesty was gone for nearly a month. On Sunday, she's leaving for three days for an AKC Delegate meeting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:47 PM (O0L8i)

91 81 What has Soup done now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:42

Nothing, besides normal Shiba shenanigans. I was excited to see the Shiba in the content.

Though he did help change the sheets on the bed with the cats. Took 3 times as long.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:48 PM (Wmg4n)

92 Piper, IE you had fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:50 PM (2GVsD)

93
Scott Pelley is fired from cbs.
Posted by: banana Dream

==============

NOW, broadcasting live from my sofa!

Posted by: Scott Pelley Unbowed at June 02, 2026 09:50 PM (n7rxJ)

94 I have never played golf. Well, put-put aside.

I would love to go to Top Golf and drive some balls downrange. I believe that would be very therapeutic. Does Top Golf have left-handed tee setups?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 09:51 PM (0aYVJ)

95 92 - I have very cool animals.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:52 PM (Wmg4n)

96 Scott Pelley fired at CBS News after blowups with Bari Weiss, new '60 Minutes' producer

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 09:56 PM (O7XEN)

97 Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM
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My thing is camping. Bride is not a fan. But she is absolutely fine with me heading for the hills. When our sons were kids we would camp, and she was absolutely fine with that.

Gave her command of the TV, and quiet time. After almost 38 years, I think we're cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ)

98 Sorry husband's. Out playing golf when they should be home waxing the floors.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (4Pn+V)

99 98 Sorry husband's. Out playing golf when they should be home waxing the floors.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (4Pn+V)

No, Daniel-son! I said, wax off...not Whacks off...

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at June 02, 2026 10:02 PM (l3cgK)

100
SCOTUS Alabama vote was 6-3. The usuals.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 10:03 PM (n7rxJ)

101 Pelley now plays the victim for the suckers. Film at eleven.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (Q+gd/)

102 Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so:

This just happened.
UK makes a call to YouTube who shuts down all the live streams on the current protesting. This pressure comes from their year old Internet policy that allows the UK to acquire penalties (% of total revenue) from the platform for content they decipher as damaging.

Censorship...it's why things continue as they do in the UK. The UK residents are not allowed to know what's really going on in its entirety.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:07 PM (dIske)

103 Noodles

Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (rgnea)

104 Does Top Golf have left-handed tee setups?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian
.......

Yes but the balls go into the parking lot.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (oq9dX)

105 Evening, Cafe peoples,

'Tis the end of an odd day, and I'm yawning and ready to hit the pillow soon. The Bekins guy came by this morning to video my apartment and its furniture. They estimate about $4500 if I have them pack some of the stuff; if not, it would be less, and the actual weight could change the calculation too. Compared to loading a truck myself, even with the help of some hired labor, I think it might be worth while to let them pack certain things.

Otherwise, I'm off to the eyeglass place tomorrow to see about getting some driving glasses; and the home inspection is supposed to occur on Thursday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (wzUl9)

Primary Results Thread

Correction: NY's primaries are on June 23, not tonight. Dan Goldman will not be booted out for another three weeks, alas.

Another big race: In New Jersey, the Blind Sheikh's lawyer and character witness, and member of an Al Qaeda front group, and the man who claimed there were no tunnels under the hospital he worked at (despite a Hamas commander being killed in those tunnels, will probably win.

Democrats also have a big primary in the solidly blue 12th District, where Democratic Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman is retiring. A whopping 13 candidates are on the ballot. The frontrunner is plastic surgeon Adam Hamawy, a progressive former Army physician who saved the life of now-Sen. Tammy Duckworth of Illinois in Iraq (she's endorsed him). He leads the field with $1.0 million raised and has benefited from $1.6 million in outside support from American Priorities, a super PAC that supports progressive Democrats who are critical of Israel.
Still, the Egyptian-born Hamawy has attracted scrutiny over some connections from his past. This includes volunteering for a medical association in Bosnia in the mid-1990s that later was found to have ties to Al-Qaida, and a relationship with Omar Abdel-Rahman, known as "The Blind Sheikh," who was convicted for his role in the 1993 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center.

I don't think I'll be posting much so check in with Ed Morrissey for more coverage.

In California, of course, we'll see the primaries for LA mayor and CA governor. The current top three candidates for governor are Obama/Biden corrupt non-entity Xavier Bercera, Republican Steve Hilton (that British populist who used to appear on Fox News), and evil billionaire lunatic Tom Steyr. I sure hope that Republican sheriff Chad Bianco can pull head so we can have two Republicans in the general, but I doubt it.

In the mayor's race, polling has it Basura first, Pratt second, and Nithya Raman third. Pratt has to hold on to second to make it to the general, and we also don't want Basura to get more than 50% of the "votes," because then she wins the contest without having to go the general.

Decision Desk's twitter account.

Update: You're not going to believe this, but another Zohran Mamdani-endorsed congressional candidate turns out to be a communist.

CNN:

Darializa Avila Chevalier, a democratic socialist congressional candidate endorsed by New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, deleted a previous Twitter account that included thousands of posts and reposts expressing support for abolishing police, prisons and borders, as well as seizing private property and nationalizing major industries and calling into question Israel's right to exist.
Avila Chevalier, a 32-year-old investigator at a public defender's office in New York City and doctoral student, has emerged as one of the most prominent left-wing challengers in the country after Mamdani endorsed her bid to unseat longtime Democratic Rep. Adriano Espaillat in New York's 13th Congressional District.
But the posts from her since-deleted account from over the last decade have drawn scrutiny amid her high-profile challenge of Espaillat, a five-term incumbent and chair of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus. That primary, scheduled for June 23, has become a closely watched proxy battle between the Democratic Party's establishment and its ascendant democratic-socialist wing, with Mamdani's endorsement last week elevating the race's national profile.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:46 PM

Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (PJdmB)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (PJdmB)

3 3rd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (PJdmB)

4 st

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (l26NL)

5 Now to nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (PJdmB)

6 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (SRRAx)

7 Guess no Cafe again for me tonight
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Nooded, Thanatopsis :-P

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (NcvvS)

9 Oh, that's okay.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:49 PM (PJdmB)

10 The Democrat party has been skinned and is being worn by communists. Surprisingly, many Democrats, decades in office, have stepped right into those communist shoes without missing a beat. Funny, that.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:49 PM (l26NL)

11 Thanks ace, it was turning into the star trek episode with the half white- half black guy vs the half black- half white guy in last thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

12 My neighbor came over awhile ago and was on fire. He went to vote and was told he couldn't vote because he had a Trump 2024 shirt on. Some states do not allow you to wear political clothing but from what I can tell, SD you can wear whatever you want. He loves confrontation so I suspect this isn't over.............

Posted by: Molly k. at June 02, 2026 07:50 PM (j/yko)

13 An endorsement by Tammy Duckworth isn't worth the paper it is written on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

14 Did West Point Commie Rapone go into politics?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

15 Not too many words ace censorship, so you know it's, Mike Hunt's last name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

16 Another big race: In New Jersey, the Blind Sheikh's lawyer and character witness, and member of an Al Qaeda front group, and the man who claimed there were no tunnels under the hospital he worked at (despite a Hamas commander being killed in those tunnels, will probably win.

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yikes!!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)

17 Aetius

Let this be your last battlefield.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (2GVsD)

18 I just wore all red when I dropped my vote in (2024). Election workers didn't like that.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (gKWVE)

19 Another big race: In New Jersey, the Blind Sheikh's lawyer and character witness, and member of an Al Qaeda front group, and the man who claimed there were no tunnels under the hospital he worked at (despite a Hamas commander being killed in those tunnels, will probably win.

Hell of a bellwether. They'll be Southampton within two generations.

Posted by: The mentally kill already murder with abandon at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (TbWk/)

20 Willow'd:

323 284 I don't know how the LA Mayor election works. Can Spencer Platt win outright in this election, or do we get to continue getting his campaign ads poking fun at Karen Bass-ackwards until a later election?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (qx7Zg)

In theory yes; in practice no. I believe that he would have to break 50% in order to win outright, and he's polling under 25% in the multi-candidate matchup. If anyone wins in this first ballot, it would be from the fraud machine putting Basura over the top.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:50 PM (Sy6m/)

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (Sy6m/)

21 Will tonight get an ONT, then a Primary thread when CA polls close? Will this thread be reposted on top instead?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (qx7Zg)

22 "Captain Ouver, white courtesy phone."

"Hold the Hamaway."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (2GVsD)

23 Phone, you retarded slut, what do you think the verb of censorship is, you orwellian little bitch?

Censor
Censors

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (zZu0s)

24 That's not snow. That's hail.

https://tinyurl.com/27hb7w25

goes to accuweather

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (ZxPkt)

25 11 Thanks ace, it was turning into the star trek episode with the half white- half black guy vs the half black- half white guy in last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
=====
Not really. Some of us are tired of the pot is a virtuous drug shit and whatabout alcohol arguments.

There are reasons for legalization but claiming lesser harms or whataboutism is a pointless and stupid argument.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)

26 >>Oh, that's okay.

Heart was in the right place, all is well. G'Night, Horde - wife medical procedure early tomorrow, so this is going to be early, even by my standards. {Horde} Thanks, all.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (NcvvS)

27 They probably already are Southhampton, just underground.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (2GVsD)

28 Not really. Some of us are tired of the pot is a virtuous drug shit and whatabout alcohol arguments.

There are reasons for legalization but claiming lesser harms or whataboutism is a pointless and stupid argument.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)

seconded

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (GD0B3)

29 I sure hope that Republican sheriff Chad Bianco can pull head
---
Been there, done that.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (Fi81e)

30 Let this be your last battlefield.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (2GVsD)

*fistbump*

See Anna gets it.

I could have also gone Lazarus and antimatter Lazarus, but it is less well known.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

31 Your Bass ain't nothin but trash?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (Cqx++)

32 i'll put up the Cafe in a little bit.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (1wjle)

33 *not sure about reasons for legalization, but hey gets them to the polls , right?

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (GD0B3)

34 This fall I will be wearing my DJT "YOU MISSED" T shirt (the one with the double bird). I expect stares and snarks.

Posted by: Despise EuroTrash Marxist Rat Bastards & Sharia Conscriptees at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (7UtEE)

35 i'll put up the Cafe in a little bit.

==

yep, as soon as they stop counting in LA!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (GD0B3)

36 Heart was in the right place, all is well. G'Night, Horde - wife medical procedure early tomorrow, so this is going to be early, even by my standards. {Horde} Thanks, all.
Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (NcvvS)

Prayers up for you and your bride.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (qx7Zg)

37 what's obscure about the Alternative Factor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

38 He went to vote and was told he couldn't vote because he had a Trump 2024 shirt on.

Seems sketchy. I know most places don't allow "electioneering" in or near the polling place but Trump isn't running for anything.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (vTZFs)

39 This seems like a good place for "Orson's Time Traveling Theory".

Theory:
We keep hearing the rationalization that no one will ever be able to time travel, because surely we would have stumbled across a time traveler from the future by now (and let's leave physics out of this. I know it is supposed that time travel can only be to the future, and not the past).

So, my theory is that you can witness time travelers in real time at any major event if you are observant and look for them specifically. Human nature is to pick out a spectacle to view. However, during such an event, the last thing on your mind is looking for such travelers.

Ignore the two planes hitting the tower and watch that guy over on the street corner with the weird hat and bellbottoms (future quartermasters suck). Ignore the wave of molasses and pay attention to the guy that with the little row boat on Charter Str. holding a pancake in his hand.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (dIske)

40 10 The Democrat party has been skinned and is being worn by communists. Surprisingly, many Democrats, decades in office, have stepped right into those communist shoes without missing a beat. Funny, that.
Posted by: Blutarski

Most of it is that our ruling class gets wants to get paid by any means possible and use their power to piss all over others. Frankly, as a personality type, the very people that want to win office are the ones most likely to be sociopaths as a class.

Pratt is running for revenge for past wrongs and to help his fellow citizens--that is pretty rare for politicians of any party. I think Trump is in the same category.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (E4rtv)

41 He went to vote and was told he couldn't vote because he had a Trump 2024 shirt on.

===

take the shirt off, and pants !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

42 yep, as soon as they stop counting in LA!

Might as well wait for McCain's funeral to end.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD)

43 i'll put up the Cafe in a little bit.

==

yep, as soon as they stop counting in LA!
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (GD0B3)

Don't say that! We won't get a Cafe for a month or so.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (qx7Zg)

44 There are reasons for legalization but claiming lesser harms or whataboutism is a pointless and stupid argument.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)

Whig, I don't doubt your temperance or even handedness. I too find the arguments tiring. I just am always surprised/tickled to see people who agree 999 times out of a 1000 turn into the Hatfields and the McCoys on that particular topic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

45 that's right, take it all off !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:58 PM (GD0B3)

46 yep, as soon as they stop counting in LA!"

So....2027?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:58 PM (XuXeR)

47 They call your neighbor The Streak?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD)

48 what's obscure about the Alternative Factor?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

In a lot of ways, it's the same episode, just with two bearded white guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:59 PM (zZu0s)

49 As a reminder, Dan Goldman is one of the piece of shit impeachment staff for Adam Schiff. He was lead counsel for the illegitimate Ukraine impeachment effort.

He deserves to lose badly.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:59 PM (E4rtv)

50 wait, not all ballots mailed June 3 have been counted!

---LA County Clerk

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 08:00 PM (GD0B3)

51 Ace, I’m ashamed to admit this but both Lander and Goldman are Jewish

Posted by: Bob at June 02, 2026 08:00 PM (3YGdZ)

52 There are reasons for legalization but claiming lesser harms or whataboutism is a pointless and stupid argument.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)

New Mexico is full of dried-up and failing towns, with the only viable business being the pot shop. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 08:00 PM (1z8ji)

53 41 He went to vote and was told he couldn't vote because he had a Trump 2024 shirt on.
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take the shirt off, and pants !
Posted by: runner

No shirt, no shoes, no, uh, voting? No pants aren't an issue...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 08:01 PM (ycI94)

54 Aetius

Too bad we can't lock up the Democrat Party in a corridor between universes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:01 PM (2GVsD)

55 Pull the head, suck the tail!

Posted by: the gulf coast at June 02, 2026 08:01 PM (gKWVE)

56 I would've been willowed while i voted so I just gotta respond to this:

I howled in laughter at the idea that people were going to give up their dimebags, or whatever they call it, for the extremely expensive legal stuff.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

RUFKM? In college, an eighth (1/

of "good (enough for suburban white college students)", with some seeds and stems (and paraquat!), was $50. Now, the same quality eighth (aka, bottom shelf), but w/o stems, seeds, or paraquat, is $10 at the store, and you can get it for $5 in quantity.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 08:02 PM (W5mpo)

57 take the shirt off, and pants !
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

..........

I am honestly surprised he didn't.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 02, 2026 08:02 PM (j/yko)

58 You'd think being endorsed by a mayor who has violated every campaign promise in just a year and is costing the city and state billions in business and is seeing crime spike in the city might be a bad thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 08:03 PM (8avO+)

59 Considering that the civil rights act denies all rights to communists or their successors we need to just start throwing communists in jail without trial.

Posted by: Doctor Mew at June 02, 2026 08:04 PM (XodLO)

60 Thought Lander is Jewish.

?? The New York City politician grew up in a Reform Jewish family in Creve Coeur, Missouri, and has a long history of involvement in Jewish social activism, having participated in groups like Jews For Racial & Economic Justice (JFREJ)

But he cuddles up to Mamdani and co.

Goldman's been around long enough. His ilk is being swept out, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (NFX2v)

61 You'd think being endorsed by a mayor who has violated every campaign promise in just a year and is costing the city and state billions in business and is seeing crime spike in the city might be a bad thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 08:03 PM (8avO+)
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Forget it, Oldcat. It's Commietown.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (gnNyN)

62 I just am always surprised/tickled to see people who agree 999 times out of a 1000 turn into the Hatfields and the McCoys on that particular topic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
=====
You should see the 9mm v. 45 ACP arguments or girls versus boys.

In my case and my area, there is a massive spike in batshit crazy behavior, horrible THC intoxicated driving, and synthetic THC drugs sold over the counter as 'hemp'. Police have given up enforcing laws against it as 'hemp' was legalized and promptly the TBD laced became THC laced instead. I also have seen and known artisans that cannot hire young people without them having serious issues with gas station heroin, gummy THCs, etc.

And I think it is spurring murders, etc. This is not the dope of yore with low THC levels but really powerful stuff being sold either natural via plant breeding or synthetic. And I think it is going to get worse before it gets better--each generation has to be burned in order to be a lesson to the newest generation coming up.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (E4rtv)

63
Avila Chevalier, a 32-year-old investigator at a public defender's office in New York City and doctoral student, has emerged as one of the most prominent left-wing challengers in the country after Mamdani endorsed her bid to unseat longtime Democratic Rep. Adriano Espaillat in New York's 13th Congressional District.

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Where is she on the human waste issue?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 02, 2026 08:06 PM (azNOR)

64 New Mexico is full of dried-up and failing towns"

See, that's why we need immigration!

/

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:06 PM (XuXeR)

65 CA Post is reporting that libs are strategizing to split their votes - Becerra is almost guaranteed to win so the other libs are voting for Steyer to give the Dems the top 2 slots and lock out Hilton.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 08:07 PM (kX27y)

66 Where is she on the human waste issue?

She's full of it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:07 PM (2GVsD)

67
As a reminder, Dan Goldman is one of the piece of shit impeachment staff for Adam Schiff. He was lead counsel for the illegitimate Ukraine impeachment effort.

He deserves to lose badly.
Posted by: whig

===============

Is Lander on Goldman's left? If so, that makes Goldman's defeat a little sweeter to me. I don't like to see the commies taking over, but I do kind of like to watch the Maoists being eaten by their Red Guard spawn.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:07 PM (n7rxJ)

68 take the shirt off, and pants !
Posted by: runner

You know, I was looking for some kind of (safe) "naked voting" picture, and I got an LA Times article about celebrities doing a naked voting ad in 2020. I don't remember it, but looking at the faces involved, it's many of the "C-listers" you'd expect.

https://tinyurl.com/3wn95ast

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (ycI94)

69 whig

The adults in 2040 will be hardened, pragmatic, married, Christian, pragmatists by that logic. I sure hope so.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

70 But he cuddles up to Mamdani and co.
Goldman's been around long enough. His ilk is being swept out, too.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (NFX2v)

OW MY FACE

Posted by: Goldman (Leopard Face-munching Party, NY) at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (gKWVE)

71 I hope the CA Dems can't do percentages right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

72 I enjoy watching all these young turks in yankee land thinking they are going to vote in the Mamdanis of the world and their city will be turned into a great place to live, with free shit around every corner. Hopefully Mamdani goes full Pol Pot and empties the City and makes the residents grow rice out on Long Island.

Posted by: Year Zero at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (z20w/)

73 Long island would blow up the bridges first.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:09 PM (2GVsD)

74 New Mexico is full of dried-up and failing towns, with the only viable business being the pot shop. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

In days of yore, it used to be the liquor store. But neither are particularly helpful and I think THC is far more psychoactive than we have been led to believe which risks mental issues--alcohol can soak the brain but it takes a long time to pickle it. Most die horribly of other problems like cirrhosis of the liver or other things first.

But I think psychoactive drugs have the risk of permanently rewiring the brain, perhaps in some cases for the better, but many for the worse. And I think it is particularly bad for young people as their brains are still growing in young adulthood that alcohol simply does not affect in the same way.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:09 PM (E4rtv)

75 If Goldman, the Levi's nepot, goes down then the left is really beginning to eat itself. Wonderful.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:10 PM (l26NL)

76 Year Zero

Most of the people killed by Pol Pot's thugs were supporters of Pol Pot.

Tis ever thus with communists and fasciststotalitarians.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

77 57 take the shirt off, and pants !
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

'The View' with Dr. Jill was this morning.

Velshi is going to town with maps on MS Now. Lol. Watters is on Fox. CNN a mix of crap.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (Sco7b)

78
I think it's time to repost Samuel, the autistic, tourette bird caller:

https://tinyurl.com/2s3kb5t9

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (kX27y)

79 The adults in 2040 will be hardened, pragmatic, married, Christian, pragmatists by that logic. I sure hope so.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Above my paygrade. I can only do what Candide did, tend my garden and hope for the best but prepare for the worst. The major problem for the elderly is reliance on the kindness of strangers. And those strangers today don't seem likely to be as kind as those in the past for a variety of reasons.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (E4rtv)

80 Darializa Avila Chevalier - (her webpage) helped lead the removal of the Central Park statue of J. Marion Sims, fought for the release of Abdikadir Mohamed after 18 months of ICE detention under Trump’s “Muslim ban,” and organized against family separation at Families for Freedom. And is a UAW member.

Surprise

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (NFX2v)

81 Yikes.

Tis ever thus with ~~communists and fascists~~totalitarians.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

82 I hope Spencer Pratt gets to the runoff just to show there are still some sane people in the City of Angels.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (6ydKt)

83 What do you do about a generation that thinks these candidates represent America? It's going to be a hard wake up call when it comes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 08:13 PM (D1E+2)

84 hope for the best but prepare for the worst. The major problem for the elderly is reliance on the kindness of strangers. And those strangers today don't seem likely to be as kind as those in the past for a variety of reasons"

Indeed.

*tips cap*

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:13 PM (XuXeR)

85 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with unexpected happiness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

86 76 Year Zero

Most of the people killed by Pol Pot's thugs were supporters of Pol Pot.

Tis ever thus with communists and fasciststotalitarians.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

And people who wore eyeglasses.
Pol Pot really hated corrective lenses.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:15 PM (6ydKt)

87
The major problem for the elderly is reliance on the kindness of strangers.

____________

"You're looking a little peakèd today. We'd like to discuss MAID with you."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

88 Too bad we can't lock up the Democrat Party in a corridor between universes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:01 PM (2GVsD)

I would prefer the Vampire Cloud from Obsession (top 5 episodes, imo.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)

89 Avila Chevalier, a 32-year-old investigator at a public defender's office in New York City and doctoral student, has emerged as one of the most prominent left-wing challengers in the country after Mamdani endorsed her bid to unseat longtime Democratic Rep. Adriano Espaillat in New York's 13th Congressional District.

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Where is she on the human waste issue?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 02, 2026 08:06 PM (azNOR)

She's a human waste enthusiast

Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2026 08:16 PM (lCppi)

90 "You're looking a little peakèd today. We'd like to discuss MAID with you."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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I only managed a wry grin with that. Already the truth in Canada and places like Belgium.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:17 PM (E4rtv)

91 Dems get their most left wing candidates in safe blue districts.

We get Paul Ryan, MTG, McCarthy, Massie and so on in safe red districts.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 08:17 PM (Tpp9k)

92 New Mexico ranks 50 out of 50 in K-12 education. In most categories it fits the definition of a failed state.

People throw shade at the South. But New Mexico only beats most of those states in welfare spending.

Years of unchallenged Democrat governance has destroyed it. And BTW that’s going to be Colorado soon.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 08:18 PM (Yiq+D)

93 85 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with unexpected happiness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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You too.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv)

94 and doctoral student

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ah, yes of course a doctoral student....does she do theater ??

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 08:19 PM (GD0B3)

95 I hope Spencer Pratt gets to the runoff just to show there are still some sane people in the City of Angels.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (6ydKt)
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Thanks to an earlier SCOTUS ruling, losing candidates have standing to sue regarding an election. If (as we assume) California decides to take a month to count ballots, that will both allow Pratt to sue (with discovery) and underline the need for Election Day to be Election DAY.

A win-win, as they say.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)

96
I only managed a wry grin with that. Already the truth in Canada and places like Belgium.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:17 PM (E4rtv)

______________

"Canada Modelling Non-Voluntary Euthanasia to Save Trillions?”

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:20 PM (O0L8i)

97 I would prefer the Vampire Cloud from Obsession (top 5 episodes, imo.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)
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Space: 1999 Cloud Monster > Vampire Cloud.

Fight me.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:21 PM (ZOv7s)

98 [iDid West Point Commie Rapone go into politics?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

The intertoobs say he's a doctoral student in Arabic Studies at the University of Chicago Department of History.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 02, 2026 08:21 PM (/HDaX)

99 Gas Station Heroin?

Like the amphetamine analogue pills?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

100 All I know of New Mexico is White Sands, Roswell Aliens, the A-Bomb, Santa Fe, and Albuquerque from Breaking Bad.

The later did not leave me with the most favorable impression of the city or state.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:22 PM (6ydKt)

101 What do you do about a generation that thinks these candidates represent America? It's going to be a hard wake up call when it comes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 08:13 PM (D1E+2)
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It's not a "generation." Primary voters are not representative of the electorate, and this is doubly true for the Dems. They are going to elect the most toxic, fringe candidates and then wonder how they failed to capture Congress in spite of "historical rules" and stuff.

Also: by nominating actual Nazis and Stalinists, they will stampede the normies to the polls.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)

102 Space: 1999 Cloud Monster > Vampire Cloud.

Fight me.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:21 PM (ZOv7s)

Capt James T Kirk
Spock
Leonard McCoy
Scotty
Chekov (even with the wig)
Yeoman Barrows (even just a single episode, mmm)

Vs

Martin Landau
Barbara Bain

To be fair, Barbara Bain is probably equivalent to two Chekovs and one Scotty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

103 Aetius451AD

7-OH (formally known as 7-hydroxymitragynine) is a chemical compound that naturally occurs in low levels in the kratom plant. Isolated or concentrated forms of 7-OH – such as those found in tablets, capsules, shots and liquid extracts – present significant risks. Concentrated forms of 7-OH are 13 times more potent than morphine, according to the FDA, and may lead to seizures, substance abuse disorder, withdrawal, overdose, and even death.

7-OH products are often falsely marketed as natural kratom, though they contain enhanced levels of lab-created or synthesized substances. These products are engineered to be addictive, and they are often designed to look like everyday candies, gummies, and even ice cream cones in an attempt to appeal to teens and young adults.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (E4rtv)

104 Is this going to be the cafe? Where's the cute penguin videos?

Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

105 And this,

The Dangers of Tianeptine: Understanding “Gas Station Heroin”
The FDA and numerous state health agencies are increasingly warning about the dangers of tianeptine, commonly referred to as “gas station heroin.” This substance is being illegally sold in various outlets such as smoke shops, convenience stores, gas stations, and online platforms under misleading labels like dietary supplements, research chemicals, or brain enhancers. Some of the prevalent brand names for tianeptine include ZaZa, Pegasus, Neptune’s Fix, and Tianna Red.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)

106
I enjoy watching all these young turks in yankee land thinking they are going to vote in the Mamdanis of the world and their city will be turned into a great place to live, with free shit around every corner. Hopefully Mamdani goes full Pol Pot and empties the City and makes the residents grow rice out on Long Island.
Posted by: Year Zero

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I'd like to join in, but those young turks will be as happy as hogs in slop -- well, they'll BE hogs in slop. I don't know what it takes to convince lefties that shitholes aren't cool.

I have to re-read books I've read about modern Chinese history. I can't remember what ended the Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ)

107 Huh. So it is a literal heroine analogies. I did not know that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:26 PM (zZu0s)

108
Dave Limp, the unfortunately named CEO of Blue Origin posted an optimistic sounding update on Bezos' Big Boom at LC-36.

He says the tank farm is good, water tower good, and the umbilical tower can be repaired in place. The transporter-erector is gone, but he says they're moving to a "vertical conop", which means vertical concept of operations -- they're going to stack the rockets vertically and transport to pad that way, apparently. He says they'll be flying again before the end of the year.

We'll see. Still no word on the cause of that explosion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:26 PM (w6EFb)

109
Is this going to be the cafe? Where's the cute penguin videos?
Posted by: Penguins For Platner

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ace said he would post one, but I'm having' out down here for the fireworks!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:27 PM (n7rxJ)

110 Whites make up only 36% of Nuevo Mehico’s population.

It’s weird that it’s an economic backwater though. I was told diversity is our greatest strength.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 08:27 PM (Tpp9k)

111 I think it's pretty safe to coach all elections from here on out as "Communist" vs. "Other."

Nobody's going to go out on a limb with "Republican" or "Conservative" or "Other."

Unless they want to be dead. Which was the left's plan all along.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 08:27 PM (jehhT)

112 Wow. There are a lot of test kits and books (both for and against) for Kratom on Amazon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

113 Not to sh*t on your point but iirc Brad Lander says he is Jewish

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (RIvkX)

114 And this,

Andre Rivers owns Hydropops, a café and store in Little Five Points that sells a variety of items, including hemp products. "Hemp gummies, hemp drinks. We sell synthetic hemp, HHC," Rivers said.

Synthetic hemp accounts for at least one-fifth of his business. "It’s a popular product among patients, and they need their medicine," Rivers said.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv)

115 To be fair, Barbara Bain is probably equivalent to two Chekovs and one Scotty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
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The Cloud Monster was played by David Prowse. That's what I was driving at.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)

116 Heroin, phone. I know you know what heroin is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

117
What do you do about a generation that thinks these candidates represent America? It's going to be a hard wake up call when it comes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

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I think what attracts this generation (or whoever it is that's voting in the commies) is that these candidates do NOT represent America. They hate America. Let's get someone in here who represents Cuba. Or Hamas. Or Mexico.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:29 PM (n7rxJ)

118 Yeah, 7-Oh is a whole lot more powerful than natural, powder firm, kratom.

Kratom is about the equivalent of taking one Tylenol 3 with Codeine it’s so mild, the worst it can do is rev you up or put you to sleep, depending on the strain of kratom or your personal bodily reaction to it.

7-Oh is more powerful to the point of making people nod off like junkies almost instantly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:29 PM (6ydKt)

119 Not to sh*t on your point but iirc Brad Lander says he is Jewish

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (RIvkX)

No offense, but if Mamdani is supporting him, I am guessing he considers him 'one of the good ones' i.e. communist first and self hating Jew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

120 I have to re-read books I've read about modern Chinese history. I can't remember what ended the Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ)
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I can recommend a book that includes that!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (ZOv7s)

121 from Head Shop Comix #2, Apr 1995

How To Tell Republicrats From Demmicans
All-seasons political cartoon

https://bit.ly/republicrats-demmicans

© Mindful Webworks 🤪

Posted by: mindful webworker - making wise decisions at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (kU8xu)

122 firm = form.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (6ydKt)

123 The intertoobs say he's a doctoral student in Arabic Studies at the University of Chicago Department of History.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

So a brainwasher and ringleader.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2026 08:31 PM (RiE77)

124 To be fair, Barbara Bain is probably equivalent to two Chekovs and one Scotty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
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Please. Kirk would beat Martin Landau with Barbara Bain.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:31 PM (RIvkX)

125 I just saw an analysis on the UK situation:

Mr. Fingerman kills the little girl in the Guy Fawkes mask, the neighborhood erupts in violence.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:32 PM (rbvCR)

126 The intertoobs say he's a doctoral student in Arabic Studies at the University of Chicago Department of History.

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*jokes write themselves!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 08:32 PM (GD0B3)

127 I have to re-read books I've read about modern Chinese history. I can't remember what ended the Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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The People's Liberation Army. They told Mao ditch the yutes and the Gang of Four or be deposed. And they had the guns and people to do it.

Mao crumbled and his wife plus the other members of the gang of four were swept out of power and you got the old PLA comrades of Mao come back into power--Chou En Lai, who then brought back Deng Tsao Ping, etc.

It probably helped that China and USSR nearly came to the USSR launching a nuclear attack on China for being batshit crazy during the Amur River crisis. USSR asked us if it was okay to nuke China through back channels which is what started the Nixon administration to try to woo China for that and Vietnam.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:32 PM (E4rtv)

128 7-Oh is more powerful to the point of making people nod off like junkies almost instantly.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:29 PM (6ydKt)

I wonder if it would work for kidney stones?

It has been more than a decade since I had one, but it has worried me ever since to think I'd have a bad one and have to not kill the nurse when she handed me ibuprofen.

That time they gave me a mix of dilaudid and fentanyl. My er doc was Doctor Payne. He called it his special blend. He may have been a drug dealer on the side. I did not care as I went from a solid 9.5 on the pain scale to literally nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)

129 Please. Kirk would beat Martin Landau with Barbara Bain.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:31 PM (RIvkX)

After forcing Landau to sit in the chair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

130 7-Oh is more powerful to the point of making people nod off like junkies almost instantly.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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We had a contractor that had a couple of guys strung out on it.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:34 PM (E4rtv)

131 i.e. communist first and self hating Jew.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
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Yeah, he wouldn't make it in my minyan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:35 PM (RIvkX)

132 To be fair, Barbara Bain is probably equivalent to two Chekovs and one Scotty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
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Please. Kirk would beat Martin Landau with Barbara Bain.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:31 PM (RIvkX)

Then take Catherine Schell (Maya) to bed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 08:35 PM (qx7Zg)

133 After forcing Landau to sit in the chair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

Hysterical
Got me

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:35 PM (RIvkX)

134 18 I just wore all red when I dropped my vote in (2024). Election workers didn't like that.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (gKWVE)

Jill Biden? Is that you?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 02, 2026 08:35 PM (ENOdS)

135 I have to re-read books I've read about modern Chinese history. I can't remember what ended the Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ)

IIRC Mao getting threatened and then blaming everything on his wife and her "gang of four" followed by purges.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:36 PM (rbvCR)

136 107 Huh. So it is a literal heroine analogies. I did not know that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:26 PM (zZu0s)

The plant that kratom comes from is mitragayna speciosa, it’s more related to the coffee plant than the poppy.

It’s found and grown all over Southeast Asia and the Southern Pacific, especially Thailand, Malaysia and Indonesia. The natives chew on the leaves for the effects.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:37 PM (6ydKt)

137
Rodenberry wanted Landau originally for Spock. Also, Jack Lord for Kirk.

Imagine how that would've been. Beam me up, Dano. Or book 'im, Scotty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

138 112 Wow. There are a lot of test kits and books (both for and against) for Kratom on Amazon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Try going into your average mom and pop gas station nowadays, in many states, it is chocka block full of synthetic 'power' and 'energy' formulations of synthetic drugs with vague descriptions. Back in the day, they sold bath salts until state legislatures banned that. Now the state legislatures and Fedgov are playing whackamole with synthetic drug suppliers and sellers with most of it sourced from China. In many cases, because these are organic compounds, you simply design a new compound slightly different than the old one and sell that until banned. Repeat ad absurdum.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)

139 I don't just hate Democrat politicians. I hate the people who vote for them. Including the nice little old lady down the street who votes for them. The Democrats have become openly communist. If you vote for them, you're no different in my mind.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (CNncw)

140 Only Mao's death made that possible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (RIvkX)

141

I imagine a cage match between Jack Lord's hair and the Shatner Turbo 2000 toupee.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (w6EFb)

142 After forcing Landau to sit in the chair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I recently watched Ed Wood with Landau playing a dying Bela Lugosi. Man, he was so good in that. I think he won an Academy Award for it, but that honor has lost its luster.

Anyways, he was good.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:40 PM (l26NL)

143 That time they gave me a mix of dilaudid and fentanyl. My er doc was Doctor Payne. He called it his special blend. He may have been a drug dealer on the side. I did not care as I went from a solid 9.5 on the pain scale to literally nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Problem with the street drugs is that it could prevent them from giving you drugs in the hospital.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:41 PM (E4rtv)

144 Rodenberry wanted Landau originally for Spock. Also, Jack Lord for Kirk.

Imagine how that would've been. Beam me up, Dano. Or book 'im, Scotty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

It's Roddenberry, NOT Rodenberry! What kind of self-respecting Star Trek fan are you?!!!!! Geez Looeeez!!!!!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 08:42 PM (CNncw)

145 Anyways, he was good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:40 PM (l26NL)
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Yes it was very convincing.

A lot more than playing Commander John Koenig.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:42 PM (RIvkX)

146 The People's Liberation Army. They told Mao ditch the yutes and the Gang of Four or be deposed. And they had the guns and people to do it.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:32 PM (E4rtv)
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My reading is that Mao's death was the decisive event. The PLA leadership was unhappy with the loss of ranks, the forfeiture of a decade of professionalism and study of modern warfare and their humiliation in border clashes with the Soviets was intolerable.

But while Mao was alive, he could keep the kids crazy.

The Gang of Four did not have that power.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)

147 Jill Biden? Is that you?
Posted by: Emmie

uh... maybe if Jill had a strapon

Posted by: NARRATOR: Jill has a strapon at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (gKWVE)

148 In the mayor's race, polling has it Basura first, Pratt second, and Nithya Raman third.

Just to clarify, I'm not the Basura running for LA mayor.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (+9wcF)

149 >> It's Roddenberry, NOT Rodenberry!

Things happen when you get to be 29.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb)

150
Then take Catherine Schell

Moon Zero Two

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (Cqx++)

151 Repeat ad absurdum.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)

China White was a synthetic heroin that, when made wrong, caused Parkinson's disease to the users. The newer synthetics probably have the same risks

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (rbvCR)

152
Cafe

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (3ek7K)

153 Yes it was very convincing.

A lot more than playing Commander John Koenig.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'm watching the MST3K version of Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster with Bela right now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (l26NL)

154 Problem with the street drugs is that it could prevent them from giving you drugs in the hospital.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:41 PM (E4rtv)

It was good shit. I literally passed out after only a short breath from screaming for about 6 hours (tried to wait it out.)

I remember Dad driving me home with a huge grin on my face. 'I think im going to throw up, Dad.' He pulls over and I stand on the shoulder while it's snowing, happy as could be. Didn't throw up. Hopped back in and then slept for like 12 hours.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

155 I wonder if it would work for kidney stones?

It has been more than a decade since I had one, but it has worried me ever since to think I'd have a bad one and have to not kill the nurse when she handed me ibuprofen.
…
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)

I have a friend who gets bad gout occasionally and a really bad knee that causes him pain, He needed opioids for it. So I told him to try some kratom to see if that would help him instead.

We got some “Pimp Grade Maeng Da” (supposedly the most powerful processed kratom money can buy) to see if it helped the knee pain. He tried it and saud it didn’t really help, That could be because he got tolerance from all the painkilkers he took, though.

A lot of people use it for pain management and swear by it.

It’s also good for ex-heroin addicts who are trying to tamp down urges.

You could try some and see if it helps.
You can buy it online, but it’s banned in some cities, counties, and states have banned it, so you’d need to check on that first.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (6ydKt)

156 Only Mao's death made that possible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (RIvkX)
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Yes. Mao launched the Cultural Revolution to restore his power. He had been sidelined after the disaster of the Great Leap Forward, but the youth only knew him as a venerable founder of the nation. So he weaponized them against their elders.

The PLA, which had been professionalized, was wrecked overnight. It tried to put down the Red Guards, and got crushed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (ZOv7s)

157 Things happen when you get to be 29.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb)

Heh. Just funnin' with ya'.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (CNncw)

158 You can buy it online, but it’s banned in some cities, counties, and states have banned it, so you’d need to check on that first.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (6ydKt)

No. I have not had one. I have an addictive personality, but I always husbanded the percocet they gave me like diamonds, only using them when I absolutely had to- because I did not want to have a situation where I had one and had used them all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

159 It's going to be an interesting night to see which TDS afflicted communist wins a seat.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (Q/FnY)

160 The pain that one time still scares the ever loving shit out of me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

161 And the Pricks and Minidicks saga just got wilder.

The CEO of Patreon just told Pricks and Minidicks to stuff their takedown request on Reckless Ben and to sue.

Ammon McJerkoff has just discovered he is no longer the biggest fish in the lake.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)

162 And I think it is spurring murders, etc. This is not the dope of yore with low THC levels but really powerful stuff being sold either natural via plant breeding or synthetic. And I think it is going to get worse before it gets better--each generation has to be burned in order to be a lesson to the newest generation coming up.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (E4rtv)

another possibility is that these kids today are just wimps and can't handle the mundane ditch weed we used to laugh at and also get off our lawn.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 08:52 PM (8avO+)

163 At the latest stages of the Cultural Revolution, in 1975, Zhou pushed for the "Four Modernizations" in order to undo the damage caused by Mao's policies.

And that was the beginning of the end of the Gang of Four. Zhou was dying of bladder cancer and preceded Mao's death but the pathway and successor to Mao was not going to the Red Guard and the associated Gang of Four. Mao died and Huo Guofeng got rid to the Gang formally but their power was shriveling as the olds came back to power in key positions from political Siberia.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:53 PM (E4rtv)

164 Top of Insty. Its funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

165 another possibility is that these kids today are just wimps and can't handle the mundane ditch weed we used to laugh at and also get off our lawn.
Posted by: Oldcat
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We are seeing natural THC levels at 18-20-30 percent compared with the 3-8 percent of yore in 70's marijuana. Synthetic or spiked natural products like gummies, vaping extract, etc. are even higher. Cannabis concentrates represent the highest THC level products, typically containing 60% to 90% THC. And are responsible for the bulk of emergency room THC poisoning cases,

Like in Colorado,
"Emergency room visits for marijuana-related issues rose three-fold between 2012 and 2016, with edibles causing disproportionate adverse reactions despite comprising less than 1% of total THC sales."

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (E4rtv)

166
Thanks for the Chinese insights, morons. The essential takeaway: the Red Guard did not implode or get buried by a counter-revolution of people disaffected by it. It was simply overtaken by another power struggle, events, etc.

Which means our growing commie tumor will probably not be undone by the sheer misery it wreaks, but by yet another lefty faction.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (n7rxJ)

167 No. I have not had one. I have an addictive personality, but I always husbanded the percocet they gave me like diamonds, only using them when I absolutely had to- because I did not want to have a situation where I had one and had used them all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

Kratom won’t touch Percocet.

By the time you downed enough kratom to match a Percocet you’d be passed out on the floor before any pain relief hit you.

I wouldn’t worry about trying kratom in that case.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (6ydKt)

168 CA Post is reporting that libs are strategizing to split their votes - Becerra is almost guaranteed to win so the other libs are voting for Steyer to give the Dems the top 2 slots and lock out Hilton.
Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 08:07 PM (kX27y)

I saw some flake pseudo influencer touting that...whether voters actually do it remains to be seen.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 08:59 PM (8avO+)

169 I wouldn’t worry about trying kratom in that case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (6ydKt)

Good to know. Side note: when I had a kidney stone, percocet did not really 'work' per se. They just made the pain manageable and distant.

That is what was so insane about the cocktail they gave me that time. The pain disappeared. Nearly instantly. Just gone. Not distant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

170 It was good shit. I literally passed out after only a short breath from screaming for about 6 hours (tried to wait it out.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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During my various surgeries and accidents, I am well acquainted with opiods. Frankly I don't care for them. I take them as prescribed and finish the prescription and don't get a second one. For things like knee surgery and the immediate need for rehab, they are a necessary evil but I don't like feeling like I don't care whether I am alive or dead.

I got Dilaudid after crushing my knee cap in a fall from the ER. Don't care for it, makes me nauseous. Had morphine drips in hospital for knee surgery, don't care for it, destroys my personality into a flat affect, had oxycontin, gives me an excruciating headache and nausea. Told docs I was allergic to it. Substitued vicodin, slight relief, but you cannot think on it and it last just enough during sleep that you wake up after 4-5 hours in pain. Had fentanyl for recent spinal surgery, arm and elbow surgeries, etc. It eliminates pain but also thought.

So, outside of actual surgery, I find painkillers as a drag--they give you constipation, they cloud your mind, etc.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

171 166
Thanks for the Chinese insights, morons. The essential takeaway: the Red Guard did not implode or get buried by a counter-revolution of people disaffected by it. It was simply overtaken by another power struggle, events, etc.

Which means our growing commie tumor will probably not be undone by the sheer misery it wreaks, but by yet another lefty faction.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The thing is that these Red Guard did not, when grown up, go back to their youth days, because in fact they just wanted to make money by that point like good capitalists did.

Our Red Guard today are already wealthy and yet pine to make us all poor. Wealthy people cosplaying as revolutionaries to give their wretched lives some meaning.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:07 PM (E4rtv)

172 So, outside of actual surgery, I find painkillers as a drag--they give you constipation, they cloud your mind, etc.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

Yeah, it was about three days before I was thinking straight after that. But it was so much better than that pain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)

173 Yeah, it was about three days before I was thinking straight after that. But it was so much better than that pain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Acute pain like kidney stones need treatment. But taking them for chronic pain is like putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger. I have chronic pain due to arthritic damage from inflammatory arthritis. Major joints are deteriorated, nerves got pinched by bone spurring, etc. My conclusion is better to just live with it and use heat, ice, stretching, pt, movement, and sleep as best as you can. Beats whatever the chemists cook up in the long run plus much less side effects.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:12 PM (E4rtv)

174 So, outside of actual surgery, I find painkillers as a drag--they give you constipation, they cloud your mind, etc.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

You know it’s bad when pharma co.’s have to come up with a specific drug to counteract the constipation caused by another drug.

I don’t know how heroin junkies do it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 09:13 PM (6ydKt)

175 ...So, outside of actual surgery, I find painkillers as a drag--they give you constipation, they cloud your mind, etc.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

I'm with you whig. I'm weaning off oxycodone after almost 5 years on it, after multiple back surgeries during that time. I hate it with a passion and have been off for 2 weeks now. The pain is still there but I'd almost rather deal with that than the side-effects of the drug.

My biggest regret is getting the surgeries. I think they actually made me worse.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (CNncw)

176 I sure hope that Republican sheriff Chad Bianco can pull head so we can have two Republicans in the general, but I doubt it.

We have an f'n jungle primary...better to have only ONE Rep to support for Gov, lest we end up with two dems running for it...like what happened with the US Senator not too many years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:17 PM (l3cgK)

177 You're not going to believe this, but another Zohran Mamdani-endorsed congressional candidate turns out to be a communist.

Scratch a dem, find a Notsee, find a Commie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:18 PM (l3cgK)

178 We have an f'n jungle primary...better to have only ONE Rep to support for Gov, lest we end up with two dems running for it...like what happened with the US Senator not too many years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:17 PM (l3cgK)

Jungle primaries should be outlawed. You could explain calculus easier than you can explain how a jungle primary works. And that's why the filthy communist animal Democrats use it. because the more complicated something is the easier to exploit it and cheat.

Actually, I'd also outlaw the Democrat Party while we're at it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (CNncw)

179 I don’t know how heroin junkies do it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf a
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They don't eat. That is the reason they look like skeletons.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

180 Doesn’t Basura mean garbage or trash in Spanish?

Posted by: Coelacanth at June 02, 2026 09:25 PM (mYLg6)

181 180 Doesn’t Basura mean garbage or trash in Spanish?

Posted by: Coelacanth at June 02, 2026 09:25 PM (mYLg6)

It does. Basura Blanca would be trash that is white in color...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:29 PM (l3cgK)

182 179 I don’t know how heroin junkies do it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf a
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They don't eat. That is the reason they look like skeletons.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

One HELL of a weight loss program you got there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:29 PM (l3cgK)

183 178 We have an f'n jungle primary...better to have only ONE Rep to support for Gov, lest we end up with two dems running for it...like what happened with the US Senator not too many years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:17 PM (l3cgK)

Jungle primaries should be outlawed. You could explain calculus easier than you can explain how a jungle primary works. And that's why the filthy communist animal Democrats use it. because the more complicated something is the easier to exploit it and cheat.

Actually, I'd also outlaw the Democrat Party while we're at it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (CNncw)

So a jungle primary for Governor with something like 61 candidates...
https://tinyurl.com/9ebxakvf

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:32 PM (l3cgK)

184
Jungle primaries should be outlawed. You could explain calculus easier than you can explain how a jungle primary works.

How does AI explain it ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (Cqx++)

185 184
Jungle primaries should be outlawed. You could explain calculus easier than you can explain how a jungle primary works.

How does AI explain it ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (Cqx++)

Maybe there is some confusion between Kali Jungle primaries and Alaska jungle primaries? Alaska uses Ranked Choice...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (l3cgK)

186 How AI describes Ranked Choice Voting (RCV):

How RCV Works

Ranking Candidates: Voters can rank candidates from their most preferred to least preferred.
Vote Counting:
All first-choice votes are counted initially.
If a candidate receives more than 50% of the first-choice votes, they win.
If no candidate achieves a majority, the candidate with the fewest votes is eliminated.
Votes for the eliminated candidate are redistributed to the remaining candidates based on the voters' next preferences.
This process continues until a candidate secures a majority.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:00 PM (l3cgK)

187 So RCV means if you have one Rep and 2 dems, and the Rep gets 49.99% of the vote a Dem will probably win...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:04 PM (l3cgK)

188 Polls will close momentarily here in California.

One disheartening thing for Republicans is that the Party couldn't come up with recommended candidates for some offices.

CalMatters was one of the better sources of briefs on leading candidates for some of these offices.

And of course, 61 candidates for governor was kind of entertaining during the voting process.

Posted by: KT at June 02, 2026 11:01 PM (rdeQO)

189
Maybe there is some confusion between Kali Jungle primaries and Alaska jungle primaries? Alaska uses Ranked Choice...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (l3cgK)

AK and ME feature parliamentary systems of government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:47 AM (gfO9L)

Democrats Meet With Nazi Feces-Fetishist Graham Platner To Ask If It's Just the Nazi Tattooo/Communism/Mockery of a Purple Heart Hero/Racism/Obsessive Sexting, Or If There's a Real Scandal Coming

Spoiler: They're sticking with the Communist Nazi serial adulterer welfare layabout aroused by the smell of human waste.

Maine Democratic Senate primary frontrunner Graham Platner is scheduled to meet with Democratic senators in Washington on Tuesday afternoon, according to two people familiar with the plans.
Why it matters: The long-planned meeting will give senators an opportunity to ask Platner directly about allegations that he sent sexually explicit text messages to as many as a dozen women in 2023, according to reporting by The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times.
Over the weekend, Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.) indicated he had questions about the allegations.
"Yes, I have concerns," Booker said on ABC News. "That guy has questions to answer. And that's what campaigns are for."
Zoom out: Democrats are increasingly concerned about Platner's viability in a must-win Senate race and whether the revelations about the text messages represent the campaign's final embarrassment -- or merely its latest.
...
State of play: Platner has disputed aspects of the reporting, but his campaign has not denied its central claim -- that he sent explicit text messages to other women after marrying in late 2023.
"Graham isn't saying the texts to other women at the start of the marriage are not real. They are," a campaign official told media outlets. "He's frustrated by the sensationalization of several private facts relayed by a former confidante to journalists."

Schumer would only say that the Democrats are going to beat Susan Collins.

"I met with Graham Platner today," Schumer told reporters at his weekly news conference. "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."

He also re-stated his endorsement of the Nazi.

NC Research
@RNCResearch
🚨 WATCH
Chuck Schumer dodges questions about Graham Platner FOUR times before doubling down on his endorsement.
SCHUMER: "Any other subject you got?"
Q: "Are you still supporting Graham Platner?"
SCHUMER: "I endorsed Graham Platner."

All the other Nazis are lining up behind their bearded beflanneled Reinhard Heydrich.

By the way, I'm not going to be covering the California mayoral and gubernatorial elections tonight. California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " " They need to figure out how many they need to manufacture and then manufacture them.

Democrats really enjoy "winning" "elections" in the 5th Quarter.

The Police-Assisted Race Murder continues to cause controversy, for some reason.

Cathy Newman, who was exposed for her low-IQ hackery by Jordan Peterson ("so you're saying women are lobsters..."), doesn't understand why anyone would feel "rage" at the murder of Henry Nowak. When asked what emotion she feels, she won't answer, and insists that she is the one doing the interviewing.

But when her interview subject makes points she doesn't want made, she repeatedly interrupts him and now changes the nature of the discussion: Now it's not that she's interviewing him, so his words should be the star. Now they're having a conversation, and she should get to make all the political points she wants to make.

Cathy Newman is unable to confirm she thinks white lives matter as much as black lives.

Shocking. pic.twitter.com/A9fNeQbPEa
— Zia Yusuf (@ZiaYusufUK) June 2, 2026

Man who took the knee for a foreign criminal and called everyone far-right after Southport is now accusing people of "whipping up" division over Henry Nowak. pic.twitter.com/gMXDCZ922w
— Suffragent (@Suffragent_) June 2, 2026

Henry Nowak's father never once said "I don't want any accountability from the police or the system that caused his death" -- but the left is pretending that his single sentence about "division" means just that.

And they're pretending away the other things he said, like that it is no longer arguable that UK uses Two Tier Policing, and that that policing caused his son's death.

The family also said that it was unbearable and undeniable that we saw here Two Tier Policing. The family also said he wanted the Sikh knife exception repealed.

The left keeps cherry-picking which parts of the family's statements we must obey while pretending the rest away. https://t.co/oVZwuN7SV1
— James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 2, 2026

Matt Goodwin
@GoodwinMJ
9h
This "former senior police officer" named Neil Basu came out publicly in support of Black Lives Matter & said protestors were "right to be angry".
Not this time though - you're not allowed to be angry this time.

There are many such posts on Twitter, pointing out that leftists declared that it was good to be angry -- and justifiable to riot -- after George Floyd committed suicide by eating all of the drug evidence against him now saying that people just need to accept that their lives are subject to the whim of whatever orc feels aggrieved today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:25 PM

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1 one!

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (5rh/l)

2 I look forward to the CA election results in August.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (YwEeS)

3 I nooded

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (5rh/l)

4 Oh, fuck all these guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

5 You got any of that Corn on a Brown Cob?

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (P0D9r)

6 Oh, fuck all these guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Not even with Michelle Obama's dick.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (VHUov)

7 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

8 Kathy Newman seems to have taken a few clue-by-fours to the head since Peterson gutted her act. Why they have her on television any more is a wonder.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (8avO+)

9 You got any of that Corn on a Brown Cob?
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (P0D9r)

Youd just eat it the wrong way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

10 How big will they cheat to get this guy in?

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

11 Schumer would only say that the Democrats are going to beat Susan Collins.

= =

But... but... I'm one of you!!

Posted by: Susan Collins at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (m0WlR)

12
"Aroused by the smell of human waste".

Now that's just sick. "I can't even" as the kids say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb)

13 The Poop Bandit seems to be getting a Lot of publicity. I am not of the opinion that All Publicity is Good Publicity.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (Gqar8)

14 named Neil Basu"

It's a shame that some can't get punched in the face.

Hard.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (XuXeR)

15 Basu sounds like a good Irish name.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (amcLV)

16 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

17 Spoiler: They're sticking with the Communist Nazi serial adulterer welfare layabout aroused by the smell of human waste.

My boy cat ate the girl cat's turd once...he's forever a turd-eater in my book.

It's like that joke about Fergus, not remembered for his bridge building or clock tower building, but for that one sheep he buggered...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l3cgK)

18 "Aroused by the smell of human waste".

Now that's just sick. "I can't even" as the kids say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb)

At least he didn't feed it to his wife-equivalent like Beto did.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (8avO+)

19 SCHUMER: "I endorsed Graham Platner."

"I was served a poo sandwich, and I didn't like the taste as much as some might, but I already ate it, and now I don't know what to do."

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (gKWVE)

20 I sympathize with the family but I really give a damn about how they want people to react. People should be enraged and absolutely holding the police and government responsible.

You don't get change by letting this stuff pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)

21 5 You got any of that Corn on a Brown Cob?

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (P0D9r)

Howdey Ho!

Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK)

22 Is he really an oyster farmer? I thought yhat was some sort of poop fetish euphemism.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (Vvh2V)

23 Iirc, Maine law allows the Dems to select their candyshould Platner drop out after the primary.
Could be a Kamala situation as Plan B, a totally fresh candidate.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5)

24 7 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

If only Shepherd Smith were around to call the election right now...

Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (wLjpr)

25 12
"Aroused by the smell of human waste".

Now that's just sick. "I can't even" as the kids say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb)

Human bipede with Amber Heard?

Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (l3cgK)

26 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

we have a constitution here in CA. it says we have to have a balanced budget every year. It doesn't say we have to math good.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+)

27 "If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to see Collins beaten" said Schumer as Platner led him away to the camp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (gQKJe)

28 Is he really an oyster farmer? I thought yhat was some sort of poop fetish euphemism.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (Vvh2V)
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Prairie oysters.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (amcLV)

29
What was the old Ron White joke about him asking his vet was there any way to stop his dog from eating turds. Vet gave him some pills to give the dog. Ron asked how did it work, and the vet replied it made them taste bad.

"WTF?" was Ron's response.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (w6EFb)

30 My short list of the worst candidates I've ever seen:

Fetterman
Katie Hobbs
Bob Dole
Brandon

Move over guys!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (l26NL)

31 24 7 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

If only Shepherd Smith were around to call the election right now...
Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (wLjpr)

Whatever happened to Mr. Eyeliner, anyway?

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (Gqar8)

32 What this also reveals is what a farce and psyop the "murder" of Floyd was.

And how the left uses race as a wedge to create chaos and violence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (RIvkX)

33 Nightly news ....

Bank hostage situation
Trump fund

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)

34 I'm not going to be covering the California mayoral and gubernatorial elections tonight.
.......

FOX News has already called the elections for Bass and Becerra

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (UjdFS)

35 26 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

we have a constitution here in CA. it says we have to have a balanced budget every year. It doesn't say we have to math good.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+)

A constitution's guarantees are only as good as the peoples' ability to enforce it...
Mexico's Constitution has the right to arms...but you'll be arrested for an empty shell casing...

Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (l3cgK)

36 "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."

Schumer repeated the talking point multiple times.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)

37
Polls close at 7:00.

At 7:02, Karen Bass is declared the winner.

At 7:05 - two months later - the vote totals are released.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (O0L8i)

38 Fuck you Platner.
I spit out a mouth full of blood during desert storm and never even bothered about the purple heart award stuff. Making sure my people were ok was far more important. It was another day in combat.

And then came Mogadishu.
Piss off you poser.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (2WIwB)

39 Jew endorses nazi, what is this the UK?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (n5tGW)

40 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (amcLV)

I don't even want to ask! 😂

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (Vvh2V)

41 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

If only Shepherd Smith were around to call the election right now...
Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (wLjpr)

-----------------

BREAKING: Fox News Has Called Arizona For Bass.

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (DYnHh)

42
Whatever happened to Mr. Eyeliner, anyway?

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (Gqar

That's GUYliner, duh!

And I have no idea. He flounced off Fox, was at CNN, I think, but they didn't like him either.

Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (wLjpr)

43 @31 Shepard is spending more time with his family. Well, his boyfriend's butt anyway. Big month for them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (gQKJe)

44 I had to bug out and prepare lunch but I am back with a thought.

When I first heard the rivers of blood speech, I was surprised that Enoch Powell said something about how the young in England see no hope for the future and many plan to emigrate. Surprised because things were not so bad back then, but maybe in mill towns (where he was mostly talking about) it was already very bad. Many paki's imported as cheap mill labor. (the left made it all about "blacks" and the windrush 1000 or so and racism, not the 10s of thousands of pakis and cheap labor.

In grad school I knew a few expats and I was even then surprised (80s) that many said there was no future and no upward mobility in UK. To become better than what you are born, you have to emigrate.

Yesterday JJ links had an item that Britain got 1M migrants and 600K citizens leaving just last year!

Decades of that, and mostly all that are left are serfs. All is lost.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (CkUJU)

45 Human bipede with Amber Heard?
Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (l3cgK)

Welp, they say there's a woman for every man...

and I guess they're right!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (iJfKG)

46 Bass and Becerra both look like frogs. We love 'em!

Posted by: Frogs for Bass at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (UjdFS)

47 fuck the Nazi
fuck the Tats

He is a socialist

They want people to get past that

Same as Talirico

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (/+uur)

48 34 I'm not going to be covering the California mayoral and gubernatorial elections tonight.
.......

FOX News has already called the elections for Bass and Becerra

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (UjdFS)

There were several DOZEN candidates for Governor on the ballot...61 is the number I read online...

Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

49
And then came Mogadishu.
Piss off you poser.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (2WIwB)

Were you there, Diogenes? God bless you and thank you for your service in all theaters, but that...just, thank you.

Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (wLjpr)

50 Spending $1 (R) on Pratt and Talliricos butt fucking or sexting or tats is stupid.

Just tell people they will vote against YOU every fuckin time.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (/+uur)

51 Henry's family doesn't have the right to tell us to ignore the circumstances that led to his death. I can be be outraged at what happened even if I am American and I never knew the kid.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (THY4u)

52 Were you there, Diogenes? God bless you and thank you for your service in all theaters, but that...just, thank you.
Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (wLjp

Yup.
Was there.
My honor to serve.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (2WIwB)

53 Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)

Sounds like there ought to be some polling place observers put in place.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (Vvh2V)

54 Not a big fan of these Interesting Times in which we are living.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (0aYVJ)

55 "Paul" disgraces the name

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

56 Jew endorses nazi, what is this the UK?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (n5tGW)

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Old York City has a nice ring to it.

/Also, "THAT could be MY head in a basket ..."
-- Longshsanks after Wallace's Sack of York

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (DYnHh)

57 Being "hated in Maine" isn't the hit you think it is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX)

58 Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian

Alas, the universe is utterly indifferent to your concerns.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

59 They are just hoping not to catch Platner Fasciitis.

I mean, not that they don't like fascism, the just prefer to think of it as Scientific Population Management. So it's mainly if the words stay distant from them, they are quite okay with it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

60 If Sikhs get to carry their ceremonial knifes, then the Highlanders should get to wear their dirks, and the rest of Scots, Angles, Saxons, and Normans get daggers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (qx7Zg)

61 The only way I can work around this is to decide that they think they cannot beat Susan Collins, so they are just giving this guy his one chance then telling him "we tried our best now go away." Because, seriously. Really? This guy???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (UZCuZ)

62
"Oyster farmer". Is that what the kids call it now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (O0L8i)

63 Not a big fan of these Interesting Times in which we are living.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (0aYVJ)
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You may not be interested in Interesting Times, but Interesting Times are interested in you.

But not if they remove you as an obstacle. Then you're handled.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

64 36 "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."

Schumer repeated the talking point multiple times.

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Some times it takes a nazi to take back the Rheinland... ummmm I mean the senate

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (THY4u)

65 Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian

Alas, the universe is utterly indifferent to your concerns.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

*kicks rock*

I know. It just cheeses me off. Gawl!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (0aYVJ)

66 MS Now - MAGA Warrior Bill Pullte - sorry spelling - as new Intel leader.

Panties in a wad because he has 'no intel experience.' 'No qualifications for the job.'

Yeah, that's crazy. Like putting a community organizer as President of the US.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

67 by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK

Good way to peel off votes against Bass.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (Vvh2V)

68 the rest of Scots, Angles, Saxons, and Normans get daggers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

It's been noted that "Saxon" is Germannic for sicario.
It's literally part of Saxon culture to be armed.

Posted by: gKWVE is, sadly, probably more Welsh at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE)

69 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (2hP3E)

70 Former senior police officer Neil Basu tells James O'Brien that he believes Nigel Farage is using Henry Novak’s death to score ‘political points'.

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No shit, Sherlock. What kind of a politician would he be if he didn't?

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (xpP6J)

71 16 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

The Dems desperately need Pratt to finish third. So he and his supporters won't mercilessly continue to ridicule Bass and the LA Democrat Machine for another five months. I expect the 'official' voting results will have him finishing third. Behind Bass and the other Democrat. I will not be surprised if Bass officially gets more than 50 per percent. Then there will not be a subsequent election in November; Bass will be elected mayor in today's jungle primary. It's the safest course for the Democrats. They'll get Bass officially over 50 percent in a week or so, by hook or crook.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (5rh/l)

72 Jew endorses nazi, what is this the UK?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (n5tGW)
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This is what we call "No real standards".

E. Coli Chuck has it in spades.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (Fi81e)

73 are just hoping not to catch Platner Fasciitis.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (Vvh2V)

74 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

It's like we live in CrazyTown.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 06:45 PM (SRRAx)

75 "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."

Schumer repeated the talking point multiple times.

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Today the Senate. Tomorrow the world!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:45 PM (M+D07)

76 My culture’s ceremonial instrument is a John Moses Browning creation.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (UYYJi)

77 Off, shitty sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (l3cgK)

78
Today is the 60th anniversary of the Surveyor 1 landing on the Moon. This was our first try and it worked like a charm.

Unfortunately the Rooskies beat us there too by about 4 months, landing Luna 9 in Feb. They had the first satellite, first man, first orbiting man, and then first soft landing on the Moon.

We took the lead soon after. Thank God.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (w6EFb)

79 69 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the nazi party!
Posted by: The Producers at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (2hP3E)

Quoting a play about a movie about a play.

ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (/+uur)

80 There were several DOZEN candidates for Governor on the ballot...61 is the number I read online...
Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo
......

Yeah, over 60. One guy's name is Barack Obama Shaw or some shit. Another guy was Mohammad Arif Democratic
Immigrants Organizer. My mail in ballot the whole first page was a list of the candidates, Steve Hilton was way at the end.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (UjdFS)

81
Dems (hair on fire mode): THE TPUSA STAGE IS SHAPED LIKE AN ANCIENT TEUTONIC SYMBOL THAT SOMETIMES SHOWED UP IN NAZI SYMBOLOGY!!!

Also Dems: Geez, it's only the tattoo that the Auschwitz guards wore!! Quiet down, Nazis.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e)

82 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
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Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that?
_Best Print Shop

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (NgPv+)

83 I'm beginning to think that the excitement in the UK might be why I'm getting recommendations for Viking music.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (qx7Zg)

84 It's like we live in CrazyTown.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.

Should've stayed away from the brown acid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (M+D07)

85 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

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It still depends on what is the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (xpP6J)

86 Lol. To be fair, the troll isn't quibbling that Platner is a racist, nazi thug. All that is ok because OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

87 Marxists know really how to find these people

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (Ia/+0)

88 I'm beginning to think that the excitement in the UK might be why I'm getting recommendations for Viking music.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (qx7Zg)
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Vikings and Beekeepers?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

89 Hi Teresa. I'll take this time to apologize for my comment in last night ONT where I was making a snide remark about a troll and not then considering other Pauls in the world who are better. (Paul Kagame for one, as well as yours.)

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE)

90 23 Iirc, Maine law allows the Dems to select their candyshould Platner drop out after the primary.
Could be a Kamala situation as Plan B, a totally fresh candidate.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5)

I was wondering about that.

It's like the Dems are laying the seeds for just that kind of thing to happen.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx)

91 When this guy is ahead in the polls, you can really see how much Trump is hated in Maine

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Every election Susan Collins trails in the polls (by like 10 points) and wins by 10 points.

But keep fucking that chicken, Commie ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (DYnHh)

92 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
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Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that?
_Best Print Shop

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (NgPv+)

They've had to downgrade. They're pirating copies of Broderbund Print Shop for Apple II.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:49 PM (qx7Zg)

93 Lol. To be fair, the troll isn't quibbling that Platner is a racist, nazi thug. All that is ok because OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)
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They just don't see how much of the nose they have to do to make the connection in the other direction.

They have those magic words: "just like" or "same as"

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:49 PM (Fi81e)

94 Decaf

I'd love it if the election processors were as sick of dysfunctional LA as Spencer Pratt is.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

95 Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that?
_Best Print Shop

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Couldn't you just burn some?

Posted by: L.A. at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Fi81e)

96 I'm beginning to think that the excitement in the UK might be why I'm getting recommendations for Viking music.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (qx7Zg)
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Vikings and Beekeepers?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

I haven't checked whether Amazon is recommending mead - yet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (qx7Zg)

97 They have to keep counting until the one the masters want it to be.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

98 This guy is making that Furry feces pranking guy Beat-Off O'Rourke look NORMAL.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD)

99 These limp dick Brits are gonna have to go all Dumbledore's Army and start learning how to fight back in secret. Surely to God they can by some knives and start trying to defend themselves.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Vvh2V)

100 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
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Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that?
_Best Print Shop

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Don't get caught with your pants down. Call us now!

Posted by: 24 Hour Xerox Repair at June 02, 2026 06:51 PM (UjdFS)

101 Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

102 My understanding the guy who is the current governor of Maine, I mean woman, dropped out but is still on the ballot. They'll drop him out and drop her in (like happened in New Jersey). He might even win. SHE!!! She might even win.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (l26NL)

103 Tammy al-Thor

Burn fuel trucks going to Islamic centers. Then go after the ethnic food trucks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

104 Iirc, Maine law allows the Dems to select their candyshould Platner drop out after the primary.
Could be a Kamala situation as Plan B, a totally fresh candidate.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5)

I was wondering about that.

It's like the Dems are laying the seeds for just that kind of thing to happen.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx)

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Yep, after the NAZI is forced out before the end of the month, The Maine Democrat-Communists will install the current Governor Janet Mills (who "suspended" her campaign for The Senate) as their candidate.

"WE HAD TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY IN ORDER TO SAVE IT!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (DYnHh)

105 Democrats have never been serious about anything.

... Except no matter what they want more of your money to spend.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e)

106 If I had to describe Cathy "so what you're saying is" Newman in one word, it would be "execrable."

Posted by: I'M CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW!!!! at June 02, 2026 06:53 PM (TbWk/)

107 .
@KarenBassLA continues to attack acting as a job.

Quite odd for the Mayor of LA to diminish the town’s #1 industry

[California's #1 threat Nazi]_@RichardGrenell
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ELECTION DAY: just remember, if you want to save California, vote for Steve Hilton and Spencer Pratt. You must, however, do even more than that. The Democrats will have an army out there... [California's #2 threat Nazi]_@RealJamesWoods

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (NgPv+)

108 OT:

Did a 45 hour fast from sat into Monday. It went better than I thought. Its strange. The first 36 hours was pretty easy. I was a bit fatigued when I woke up Monday morning, but not horrible.

Side note: at hour 35 of a 45 hour fast and you are going to the grocery to get spinach, EVWRYTHING looks good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

109 NEW: James Talarico’s church takes a portion of its money to support a variety of woke initiatives, including a group that puts on a trans summer camp and out-of-state travel for abortions

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Definite moderate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (M+D07)

110 It still depends on what is the margin of fraud.
Posted by: Decaf

It's a one party dictatorship. The margin of fraud is whatever they say it is.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (l26NL)

111 I am surprised as hell i walked out without pastry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

112 I remember 1977-1979 and the Brits were all worked up about everyone being "rayciss" because the National Front did not want the blacks from the islands and other savage lands just up and emigrating to merry olde England. There were riots, The Clash wrote songs, people were accused, besmirched and be sodden over it.

Fast forward 40 plus years and the Jamaicans and blacks have disappeared to be replaced by the real savages from East Asia who come willy nilly to rape, kill and become Mayor of London.

Posted by: England Is Dreaming at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (z20w/)

113 Large Hadron Collider. I blame it for everything. Who knows what happening to the fabric of reality beyond what they can measure. The unknown unknown.
Like maybe Spenser?

Posted by: From about That Time at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (sl73Y)

114 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " " They need to figure out how many they need to manufacture and then manufacture them.

no doubt they'll be lovingly drop-forged out of melamine by chinese slave labor.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (sGtp+)

115 You can't stop the mephitic movement!

Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

116 Democrats have never been serious about anything.

except hating us and wanting us dead

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (VyBeY)

117 would be "execrable."
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would be "excrementable"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (NgPv+)

118
Vikings and Beekeepers?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

You rang?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4B_PY2vveQ

Posted by: SCTV at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (iJfKG)

119 Q: "Are you still supporting Graham Platner?"

SCHUMER: "I endorsed Graham Platner."

==

Fucking unreal. What a piece of garbage.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (GD0B3)

120 Bill Maher wanted to talk about solar panels. You know, the important issues facing CA.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS)

121 Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

... that might be a 'little' past the mark, Anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

122
Doesn't hurt to remember that many of Maine's (*ahem, ahem*) newest voters think rubbing one out in an outhouse is perfectly normal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)

123 For what it's worth...long lines this morning in LA when the polls opened. Californians don't get up early for anything. They don't even stick around for the end of a Dodgers game in a close game.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (dIske)

124 The family also said that it was unbearable and undeniable that we saw here Two Tier Policing. The family also said he wanted the Sikh knife exception repealed.

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That little adjustment is not adequate. Let me suggest something that will actually help:

Er'body needs gunz

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (THY4u)

125
I am surprised as hell i walked out without pastry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I do that too. Old age dementia for me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (Cqx++)

126 All the other Nazis are lining up behind their bearded beflanneled Reinhard Heydrich.

==

THey know how to pick'em !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3)

127 Platner is a symptom of the degradation of our culture.

I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels!

Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/)

128 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ

Hello! I trust you are well?
And most excellent suggestions. I suspect a few score of Morons here could get a great deal of action started over the pond.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (Vvh2V)

129 "WE HAD TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY IN ORDER TO SAVE IT!"
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (DYnHh)
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We could otherwise consider it the death-rattle of a party how they have a chain of incidents where they are forced into decisions.

They had to draft Biden into the race in 2020, because so many of the brand-name Dem voters didn't want anything to do with the radical side of the party that had begun to smell like bad fish. And then the rigged their party *from* having a primary doubling-down on Joe in 2024, until he utterly collapsed like we suspected he would, and then they crane-lifted Kamala who hadn't won a primary, and on and on it goes. Forced decisions and own-goals.

Now, well we have to run Platner because--vetting be fucked! And we have to have somebody with some semblance of testosterone-which again--the elite Dems pretty much despise.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:58 PM (Fi81e)

130 Nothing would be funnier than Pratt taking > 50% of the vote to avoid a runoff. Won't happen but that would be awesome

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:58 PM (gQKJe)

131 Good news, everyone! He's going moderate!

Betsy #
@betsy2dre
Platner was on KiK for over 3000 days & took his profile down literally last night. Didn't his campaign think that THAT might have been a problem?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (M+D07)

132 I liked the headline, Ace. It made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (ix8EF)

133 127 Platner is a symptom of the degradation of our culture.

I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/)
___________________________

Used to eat lunch there every day (you're talking about Bryant Park in Manhattan, yes?). Every once in a while you'd have one of the more flamboyant type women decide that topless sunbathing was OK. I didn't object.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)

134 Platner was on KiK for over 3000 days & took his profile down literally last night. Didn't his campaign think that THAT might have been a problem?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (M+D07)
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For those who aren't counting, that's over 8 years.

Over 8 years to whoopsie! be on a platform known for pedos.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

135 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

136 When was the last time Platner posted on Kik? Maybe if we had what some other countries have, these things called "reporters", someone could pick up on that

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE)

137 They had the first satellite, first man, first orbiting man, and then first soft landing on the Moon.

We took the lead soon after. Thank God.
Posted by: publius

They couldn't put a man on the Moon and couldn't even keep a man off the roof.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (W5mpo)

138 Zoom out: Democrats are increasingly concerned about Platner's viability in a must-win Senate race and whether the revelations about the text messages represent the campaign's final embarrassment -- or merely its latest.

'Merely' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

139 122
Doesn't hurt to remember that many of Maine's (*ahem, ahem*) newest voters think rubbing one out in an outhouse is perfectly normal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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A woman runs toward a migrant and splashes water on him in anger after noticing that he’s pleasuring himself while watching her and her friend ...

https://tinyurl.com/yckf5h5a

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (NgPv+)

140 Doesn't hurt to remember that many of Maine's (*ahem, ahem*) newest voters think rubbing one out in an outhouse is perfectly normal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)
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JD Vance was WEIRD!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e)

141 >>I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

Wave at the webcam.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)

142 I did not know Platner was German...Notsees and feces fetishism...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (l3cgK)

143 Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

... that might be a 'little' past the mark, Anna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

They wouldn't have to go too far to sell them - just head for a no-go zone.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (qx7Zg)

144 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Bigger step was legalizing alcohol, which FDR campaigned on. Now why would he do that?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (W5mpo)

145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

Popular with me!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)

146 135 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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One giant step for dumbing down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (NgPv+)

147 There's a sickness in the Democrat party and it's a strong vibe of tribalism that does not promote self-awareness. They are savages.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (D1E+2)

148 145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

Popular with me!
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)

And Me

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (FtULh)

149 145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

Popular with me!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)

Sign a 420 enthusiast was carrying in a protest: "99 Billion People Can't Be Wrong!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK)

150 When was the last time Platner posted on Kik? Maybe if we had what some other countries have, these things called "reporters", someone could pick up on that
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE)
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One of our most active reporters had a law in his name in California to stop the racism of fraud investigations that might have a disparate impact in the ethnicity it fingers doing the fraud.

Reporting be racist, yo!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (Fi81e)

151 Democrats are moderates until they win then turn Marxists

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)

152 Fast forward 40 plus years and the Jamaicans and blacks have disappeared to be replaced by the real savages from East Asia who come willy nilly to rape, kill and become Mayor of London.
Posted by: England Is Dreaming

I saw the seeds of this in the early 90's

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (RiE77)

153 We could otherwise consider it the death-rattle of a party how they have a chain of incidents where they are forced into decisions.

Now, well we have to run Platner because--vetting be fucked! And we have to have somebody with some semblance of testosterone-which again--the elite Dems pretty much despise.
Posted by: Axeman
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Democrats are simply an organized crime syndicate designed to capture government to rob it with patsy front men while the ones behind the scenes make bank from fraud and cronyism. They use commie philosophy and commie rhetoric to hide behind and rally their mentally defective storm troopers but these assholes running the Dem party don't believe in anything other than getting paid.

Same with their gimmedat faction that is fine with white libs trooning their kids, having no kids, etc. as long as the gimmedats get their fraud from Uncle Sam.

And the cosplay college factions are a bunch of loser lunatics that want to burn everything to the ground because they have been educated beyond their native intelligence. Same with the asshole foreign college crowd, they want to bring their own country crap with them.

So you get a shitshow of a party.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv)

154 It might be that der Putzkommandant - or his staff - are noting to the DNC that if he's forced off the race after all this dirt which is now public already, the DNC has no leverage anymore. So Platner could just endorse Collins and send his fans over to MAGA.
I suspect a few Platner supporters went to him because they just don't like Collins. A lot of us right here don't like Collins.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE)

155 89 Hi Teresa. I'll take this time to apologize for my comment in last night ONT where I was making a snide remark about a troll and not then considering other Pauls in the world who are better. (Paul Kagame for one, as well as yours.)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE)

Don't give it another thought - I certainly didn't take it that way!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 07:04 PM (SRRAx)

156 My Three Sons were in Bryant Park. California.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (Cqx++)

157 whether the revelations about the text messages represent the campaign's final embarrassment -- or merely its latest.

'Merely' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

It's not the texting of other women that bothers me. Who cares? It's the possibility that he was texting children on an app that he just deleted a few days ago that's the real issue, but, as usual, who cares about kids, right democrap voters?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (k9OZB)

158 Every once in a while you'd have one of the more flamboyant type women decide that topless sunbathing was OK. I didn't object.extant.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)

Yup...NYC.

There are very few candidates for approved topless sunbathing, but i will double-check just to be sure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (W0fU/)

159 Any idiot could see it! Jake Tapper saw it!

.
@jaketapper
on Jill Biden’s book: “The most charitable interpretation particularly the parts dealing with her husband’s aging, is that she’s having difficulty accepting what’s been happening to him for years. The less forgiving version is that she’s been enabling it and is now seeking to try to find an excuse for what we all saw, while also suggesting here and there that there’s much more than maybe even she’s willing to admit to herself.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (M+D07)

160 Unfortunately the Rooskies beat us there too by about 4 months, landing Luna 9 in Feb. They had the first satellite, first man, first orbiting man, and then first soft landing on the Moon.

We took the lead soon after. Thank God.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (w6EFb)

They couldn’t get their equivalent of the Saturn V, the N1 rocket, to work. To many smaller engines, each prone to failure. They couldn’t balance the load, leading to the biggest rocket explosion in history:

https://www.historyandheadlines.com/july-3-1969-
largest-rocket-explosion-history-soviet-n1/

Without a working N1, their plans to land cosmonauts on the Moon was dead in the water.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

161 >>> 155 89 Hi Teresa. I'll take this time to apologize for my comment in last night ONT where I was making a snide remark about a troll and not then considering other Pauls in the world who are better. (Paul Kagame for one, as well as yours.)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE)

Don't give it another thought - I certainly didn't take it that way!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 07:04 PM (SRRAx)

What about me?

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (R+iUD)

162 And Me
Posted by: It's me donna

What, now? Dave's not here.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (l26NL)

163 I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels!

Now get off my lawn!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/)
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When I was a kid that is where you went for the best black tar heroin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)

164 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.

Man, so uncool! Me and my friends do quite well with the old hippie lettuce! Why just the other day we gave my mom 20 bucks to go towards the light bill as we drank monster energy drinks and smoked weed all day while playing Fortnite all night in her basement! Soon, maybe next year, we all be talking about getting our own place when we turn 40. Dude! Don't harsh our mellow!

Posted by: Potheads In The Basement at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (z20w/)

165 Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv

Always so spot on.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (Vvh2V)

166 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Why else would they have tried hand over fist to ban death sticks that had 20% of the lung tar in them?

And then accept the public smoking of unfiltered plant sticks with 500% of the tar of cigarette smoke in them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81e)

167 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
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Yeah...we really need to snap the line and say after the polls close on Election Day that's it- no more going out after the fact to heavily democrat districts to 'harvest' votes.

Ain't gonna happen tho.....
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Getting a new hot water heater installed. Home Despot honored the warranty on the five+ year old Rheem hot water heater. I think there was a known issue with the controller.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 02, 2026 07:07 PM (QGaXH)

168 What about me?
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (R+iUD)

youtu.be/G7N-kKLVUsc

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (gKWVE)

169 I agree legalizing drugs was to undermine society

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0)

170 Posted by: Potheads In The Basement at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (z20w/)

Exactly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (Vvh2V)

171 They couldn't put a man on the Moon and couldn't even keep a man off the roof.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (W5mpo)

I understand that reference.

Posted by: Tevye at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (wVcYX)

172 A guy on Jeopardy just thanked his therapist. He should have thanked the rapist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (gQKJe)

173 Did Platner actually sext women other than his wife? Or did he only sext minors? Of course the Beltway perverts see nothing wrong with sexting minors and having NAZI deaths head tattoos etc etc. I'm not up with the times, but to me it IS a bit surprising that they don't even care that Platner did not remove the tattoo, and scrub his online history a bit before running for U.S. senator. Seems they either think normies are a minority and can be ignored, or they expect they can cheat enough that normies can be ignored even if they are more than 50% of voters. I hope they are wrong.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (Q8If1)

174 So you get a shitshow of a party.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv)
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With a bottomless supply of shit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e)

175 Oh I have a story from Lowes and hot water heater.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)

176
Bigger step was legalizing alcohol, which FDR campaigned on. Now why would he do that?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (W5mpo)

____________

Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i)

177 Dumping the nazi requires agreeing with Republicans.

Which is the one unforgivable sin.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (gpQ8/)

178 They couldn't put a man on the Moon and couldn't even keep a man off the roof.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (W5mpo)

Not even a fiddler!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (ZVgZ4)

179 Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81

That never occurred to me. Wow.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:11 PM (Vvh2V)

180 If Platner wins, they are going to return to business as usual and act like none of this happened. It'll be a sight to see.

Posted by: InZona at June 02, 2026 07:11 PM (OanZb)

181 127 Platner is a symptom of the degradation of our culture.

I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels!

Now get off my lawn!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/)

The '60's are calling....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 02, 2026 07:12 PM (QGaXH)

182 Bad news, Hillary. Dr. Jill was our first neighbor with a uterus president.

JILL BIDEN: “We chose Kamala...or Joe chose Kamala to be VP...he had full confidence in her."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 07:12 PM (M+D07)

183 Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i)

Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.

For men, especially, it was like the national pastime.
I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

184 145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

Popular with me!

Posted by: runner
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Same here -- destroy the young during the short period when their brains are malleable and they should be learning.

undermine rule of law (that whole CA "medical" lie)

fund drug cartels,.... the lost goes on.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 07:13 PM (CkUJU)

185 Bigger step was legalizing alcohol, which FDR campaigned on. Now why would he do that?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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We have had alcohol and learned how to deal with in society since the mists of pre history. Not really true of today's bio engineered THC products.

We are essentially running a massive natural experiment how high THC dosages affect people and so far, the data doesn't look good. Kids are getting hold of edibles, you have massive spikes in THC related poisonings in hospitals in places like Colorado, it is killing pets that end up ingesting it.

It is a societal problem that too many casual users of pot ignore in order for access to what they want.

And the whataboutism is simply boring and tedious by this time. Uneducated kids in public schools, well whatabout parents that homeschool their kids and do nothing with them---etc. etc.

We have ran unregulated THC natural experiment long enough to know that it is causing serious problems for society. We already know those relating to alcohol or even opium, not from high THC products. And we should address those problems by regulation just as we do with gas station heroin products at gas stations.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv)

186
Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country.

___________

Yo!

Posted by: Online Gambling at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (O0L8i)

187 and 19th century, too... forgot to add that one.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (6ydKt)

188 I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

From what I've read, everyone was shitfaced 24/7. Johnny Appleseed planted orchards so people could make alcohol.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (l26NL)

189 Dumping the nazi requires agreeing with Republicans.

Which is the one unforgivable sin.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (gpQ8/)
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No, it's just a painful transition they can sometime make--which is bad enough--but conservatives are MEAN to them!!

They also want to make it clear that they do not want t "encourage" the right, i.e., a counter point of view and in some models at least 50% likely to be on the right side often enough.

This is why I plead with people not to feed the Marxists with "right" and "left" talk that they created and really only serves them, and functionally is about as daft as any other theory they drag from their keister.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (Fi81e)

190 Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.

For men, especially, it was like the national pastime.
I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:15 PM (E4rtv)

191 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

✔️

I know pot enjoyers don't want to know, but come on. I like sports betting (or did) but even I know it's fucking destructive all around.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:15 PM (vE0+H)

192 101 Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

Askelaad'll do it for the right price.

Posted by: Thorkell will do it for love of the game at June 02, 2026 07:16 PM (TbWk/)

193 From what I've read, everyone was shitfaced 24/7. Johnny Appleseed planted orchards so people could make alcohol.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (l26NL)

Distilling whiskey made Washington the wealthiest man in the country.

Jefferson had his own vineyards.

The Founders were serious about their alcohol.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (6ydKt)

194 We have had alcohol and learned how to deal with in society since the mists of pre history. Not really true of today's bio engineered THC products.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv)
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I agree. Because for a vast majority of people 80, 90 and occasionally 100 proof has been enough for a long time. And few are trying to synthesize 150+ proof liquids.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (Fi81e)

195
Normalizing vices is the way the Left keeps people poor and dependent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (O0L8i)

196 My outlandish prediction on Maine:

Platner is told to vacate his candidacy. Mills is brought back in, which isn't enough due to her unpopularity and poll numbers. So, they need to cast shade on Collins to benefit Mills.

Here's where I get CrAzY. They're going to convince Platner to state to half-assed secondary media sources (blogs) that he was a Republican plant from the get go. His job was to give Collins a lift, and he's now disgruntled about how it turned out, so he's turning on the GOP.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (dIske)

197 Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Peak drinking occurred around 1830. Per capita, it was over three times today's level.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (XvL8K)

198 Per capita, it was over three times today's level.

===

and what is today's level ?

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)

199 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig

Do tell.

Posted by: Sumer and Egypt at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (gKWVE)

200 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:15 PM (E4rtv)

Yes, that's the reasoning.
It's why beer was so popular.

And the reason Jesus was making wine from water.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (6ydKt)

201 190 Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.

For men, especially, it was like the national pastime.
I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

____________________________

It always amused me that they make Johnny Appleseed out to be this environmentalist nice guy to the kids in school. When in fact, his primary (and some would say only) motivation was to improve the accessibility of apples in order to make hard cider.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (dIske)

202 Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Marijuana was legal before its prohibition....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (W5mpo)

203 198 Per capita, it was over three times today's level.

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and what is today's level ?
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)

1/3 the previous per capita level

Posted by: Talking out my ass at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (TbWk/)

204 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)

205 Per capita, it was over three times today's level.

===

and what is today's level ?
Posted by: runner
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Around 2 gallons of pure alcohol per year now. It was 7 in 1830. Some drunk mofos back then.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (XvL8K)

206 >>>Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i)

Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.

For men, especially, it was like the national pastime.
I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

>Certainly I hope we have evolved enough as a civilization to balance the intake of alcohol with water. It will go a long way toward sustaining your liver.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2)

207 172 A guy on Jeopardy just thanked his therapist. He should have thanked the rapist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (gQKJe)

https://tinyurl.com/2kpckr6c

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (l3cgK)

208 First eggnog I ever made was said to be George Washington's recipe.

I learned that nog was a way to preserve the sustenance of egg through at least several weeks of a winter.

Last years nog was the best I've made so far though.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (Fi81e)

209 They're smoking hashish in China? We can't have THAT, mate.

Posted by: the Brits at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (gKWVE)

210 This movie has been pretty good
Forces Speciales, French woman reporter gets grabbed by Taliban, a French special forcd goes to get her.
Based on a real event

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

211 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig

And became weak instead of developing immunities and stronger bodies.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (W5mpo)

212 204 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
_______________________

I have admit that I really enjoy sitting on the porch with a bag of rubberbands and picking off Spotted Lantern Flies while sipping a beer.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (dIske)

213 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
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"I did not know that" -- Johnny Carson.

Hemp originated in China? I once read that chickens did as well.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e)

214 >Certainly I hope we have evolved enough as a civilization to balance the intake of alcohol with water. It will go a long way toward sustaining your liver.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2)

Injuns would kill you before your liver died

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (/+uur)

215
Marijuana was legal before its prohibition....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (W5mpo)

____________

Oh, yes. I remember the Hogarth engravings "Pot Street" and "Cocaine Lane".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (O0L8i)

216 I can stop toking anytime I want to. I just don't want to.

Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (wVcYX)

217 >Certainly I hope we have evolved enough as a civilization to balance the intake of alcohol with water. It will go a long way toward sustaining your liver.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2)

There were stories last year about Millenials and Gen Z drinking less than any other generation.

I think that's due to their social habits online and the popularity of marijuana these days as much as them just skipping out on going to the bars.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)

218 Dark Lixtiquatal

Water treatment plants made the most difference (of all methods) in reducing early mortality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

219 Normalizing vices is the way the Left keeps people poor and dependent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yep. The rich get sent to dry out clinics while the poor get sent to prison from misbehaving under the influence. Poor have no insulation while money buys a lot of lawyers and the ability to payoff people rather than going to jail.

Middle class is most likely to get it from both ends, they can afford enough decadence to ruin themselves thoroughly but don't qualify for a lot of safety net benefits of the truly poor--so they often get a double whammy being launched in the street people class with little or no understanding how those worlds work.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)

220 picking off Spotted Lantern Flies "

Bug a salt...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (XuXeR)

221 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig
__________

True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (XvL8K)

222 The problem with arguments against pot is that so many of the arguments smell like burning straw men.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)

223 And became weak instead of developing immunities and stronger bodies.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (W5mpo)

There is a theory that Polio was caused by sanitary conditions.
Enough people did not eat shit and dirt and had NO immunity to Polio.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (/+uur)

224 I think that's due to their social habits online and the popularity of marijuana these days as much as them just skipping out on going to the bars.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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I can tell from their piss poor driving--they roll up at gas stations or other places reeking of skunk.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv)

225 Its always entertaining when this subject comes up on the thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

226 I agree. Because for a vast majority of people 80, 90 and occasionally 100 proof has been enough for a long time. And few are trying to synthesize 150+ proof liquids.

Posted by: Axeman

I mean, yeah, not at consumer prices.

Posted by: Big Bourbon at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (yFLFB)

227 I once read that chickens did as well.

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Sure dude, they started as dragons and then got domesticated! Makes sense !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)

228 215
Marijuana was legal before its prohibition....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (W5mpo)

_________________

Yeah, so was cocaine in Coca Cola, Lithium in 7-Up, Pepsin in Pepsi. Of course, back then they thought the best treatment for migraine headaches was to put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a hammer (didn't make that up).

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (dIske)

229 Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
What's all these crazy questions
They're askin' me?

Posted by: Three Dog Night at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (wVcYX)

230
True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (XvL8K)

__________

I thought ale was the main beverage. Pretty weak stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (O0L8i)

231 True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (XvL8K)

Depends on when "back then" was. There was a lot of "back then" and part of it they drank cider, and part of it they drank ale.
Whiskey took off after the revolution because whiskey was easier to transport to market than bags of corn and barley

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (rbvCR)

232 Hemp originated in China? I once read that chickens did as well.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e)

There would have been chicken type birds in the Orient and Africa. Not sure of Europe.
Duck were everywhere.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)

233
True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Beer came first--ancient Sumer in fact as far as we know. Thence to Egypt, wine came soon if not coincident with beer as fermentation naturally happens with fruit. I think Ice Wine was the hardest liquor around until distillation was invented and then cheap enough with the advent of gin for mass drunkeness.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (E4rtv)

234 Water was not always good, no one knew about bacteria

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

235 I have always loved the smell of burning tobacco. The first light of a new cigarette smells wonderful, even if I am not smoking it. Unburned tobacco smells wonderful.

I have always hated the smell of weed. Burned or unburned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (zZu0s)

236 Also, cider and beer were easier to find in the Colonies than wine and port

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (rbvCR)

237 The problem with arguments against pot is that so many of the arguments smell like burning straw men.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)
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That's okay a lot of the defense is often anecdotal, uncheckable stories: "I've smoked pot for 15 years and never saw a decline in motivation."

I'm a POT Achiever!

Everybody you talk to about pot has beaten the research odds. It's amazing.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (Fi81e)

238 and Rum was a product that was from molasses left over from sugar production, and that was big in the shipping states.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR)

239 >>>I think that's due to their social habits online and the popularity of marijuana these days as much as them just skipping out on going to the bars.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

>They're hitting those energy drinks hard and heavy. That shit is nasty and I see in the future many more problems with circulatory and cancer issues.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (D1E+2)

240 Sure dude, they started as dragons and then got domesticated! Makes sense !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)

It's always a fun time telling little kids they are eating the last dinosaurs when taking them to KFC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (6ydKt)

241 Cows are India or African.
Americas have big animals like Bison but they were shit ass beast that did not like domestication.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (/+uur)

242 I thought ale was the main beverage. Pretty weak stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Ale and mead in some places plus wines. Dunno about fortified wines like port or sherry but those came along later I think when sugars were more available. Ice Wine, where you put wine out and keep taking out the ice from it in winter was probably the next jump in alcohol content.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (E4rtv)

243 the best treatment for migraine headaches was to put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a hammer (didn't make that up).
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (dIske)

You mean that does not work?

Posted by: democrat goblin, New York City at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (z20w/)

244 It's always a fun time telling little kids they are eating the last dinosaurs when taking them to KFC.

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yeah, very sad...

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)

245 Everybody you talk to about pot has beaten the research odds. It's amazing.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (Fi81e)

No, I am saying your arguments are straw men and they are being burned at the stake, and it smell like they got damp before they caught fire

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (rbvCR)

246 238 and Rum was a product that was from molasses left over from sugar production, and that was big in the shipping states.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR)

Mole Asses!

Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (l3cgK)

247 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner

Even worse - bureaucracy came from China

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (W5mpo)

248 The Graham Platner campaign isn't about actually winning a Maine Senate seat.
It's about lowering the bar so that the Democrats can run Luigi Mangione after he's acquitted or pardoned.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (MNCvZ)

249 The reason I stopped drinking coffee is i drank way too much of it. I'd make an 8 cup pot and drink 6 and then wonder why I was a bit... edgy.

Energy drinks are a bit more discreet and easier to eye in dosage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

250 Mole Asses!

Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (l3cgK)
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* starts beating it *

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e)

251 244 It's always a fun time telling little kids they are eating the last dinosaurs when taking them to KFC.

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yeah, very sad...

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)

As you burn dinos in your gas tank...

Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (l3cgK)

252 Yeah, so was cocaine in Coca Cola, Lithium in 7-Up, Pepsin in Pepsi. Of course, back then they thought the best treatment for migraine headaches was to put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a hammer (didn't make that up).
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (dIske)

I think it was immeasurable

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

253 So Schumer is nostalgic for the 4 and 40 boxcars to Treblinka.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (f0B73)

254 You don't know that chickens will be the last dinosaurs. They might evolve back into giants.

Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

255 I can stop toking anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player

Unfortunately, I've been so busy with work (and making no $) that I haven't had any pot in nearly 5 months. I have had 3oz whisky, 1 glass of wine, 4 cans Miller Lite. :->

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (W5mpo)

256 Beer came first--ancient Sumer in fact as far as we know. Thence to Egypt, wine came soon if not coincident with beer as fermentation naturally happens with fruit. I think Ice Wine was the hardest liquor around until distillation was invented and then cheap enough with the advent of gin for mass drunkeness.
Posted by: whig
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Not disputing that beer came first. Just saying that around 1820 to 1835, there was a glut of cheap high proof whiskey that drove a lot of the increase. Per capita drinking dropped by more than half by the 1840s.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (XvL8K)

257 238 and Rum was a product that was from molasses left over from sugar production, and that was big in the shipping states.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR)
________________________

Heh, you just reminded me of one of the places I plan on visiting after I finish my Time Machine.

The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (Boston). Purity Distilling Company was the culprit.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (dIske)

258 Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)

To be fair two of the arguments *for* it were the government was gonna make a mint on it from revenue and the black market for it would die.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vE0+H)

259 As you burn dinos in your gas tank...
Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (l3cgK)

The earth makes oil

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

260 >They're hitting those energy drinks hard and heavy. That shit is nasty and I see in the future many more problems with circulatory and cancer issues.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (D1E+2)

My cousin was really into drinking Red Bull + Vodka.
He died last year of a massive heart attack in his early 50s.

I've never been able to take that much caffeine.
Makes me nervous, heart races, and then I need to piss like a Russian racehorse.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

261 was whiskey"

The Water of Life

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (XuXeR)

262 Okay, I did my own research. If we were to airdrop Liberty Starter Kits on Britain (formerly Great), what calibers of Freedom Seeds would be most appropriate? Obviously, you would want ones where you could get more.

Although many police in England are unarmed, what guns they have are fortunately quite standard. They use 9mm pistols, 5.56x45mm carbines, 7.62x51mm sniper rifles, and 12-gauge shotguns. Typical NATO loadout.

I was unable to get a clear answer for what might be found in a typical mosque armory, but arrest data indicates that the guns most commonly found on criminals in England and Europe are 9mm pistols, while the most commonly confiscated smuggled guns are AK-47s.

I didn't realize 9mm was such a standard for cops and criminals alike, so that makes things easier. Several companies make Pistol-Caliber Carbines that take Glock magazines, which are very common indeed, and that would add accuracy and comfort if you're not concerned with concealability. So that would be my suggestion, if we arm the Native Britons against their alien conquerors and Vichy collaborators, just go 9mm for long and hand Pew Pews alike, and with compatible magazines too.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (Sy6m/)

263 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)

and this is also not true, and contrary to every archeological evidence, but a very nice sound bite that gives a wonderful bit of red meat to be completely meaningless about.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (rbvCR)

264 Chickens were domesticated in Thailand, then spread. Interbreeding with other fowl species in China, India, etc muddies the DNA picture a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

265 One of my side effects of using Flonase is the occasional overpowering smell of cigarettes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (RIvkX)

266 Smash JT just discovered the Pricks and Minidicks legal/PR disaster.

The part where Pricks and Minidicks is suing Reckless Ben and others for stalking and such gave Smash JT Alyssa Mercante flashbacks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

267 I can stop toking anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player
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This was the wrong weak to stop huffing glue.

Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (Fi81e)

268 254 You don't know that chickens will be the last dinosaurs. They might evolve back into giants.
Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

The four horseman be riding chickens

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

269 The best thing to ever come out of china was an empty airplane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (snZF9)

270 hitting those energy drinks hard and heavy"

Ah, the heady days of Jolt Cola.

Made a good Cuba Libre, it did....

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (XuXeR)

271 Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (/+uur)

And neither did tbe Bison! 😉

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (Vvh2V)

272 The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (Boston). Purity Distilling Company was the culprit.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (dIske)

They should make a movie about that.
Such a crazy thing to happen.

I read they could smell molasses in that end of Boston for years afterwards.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)

273 The four horseman be riding chickens

Chocobos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

274 The best thing to ever come out of china was an empty airplane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (snZF9)

Huh...

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (GD0B3)

275 And became weak instead of developing immunities and stronger bodies.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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That is a rather ignorant argument based on French philosophers--that which does not kill you makes you stronger. Most contaminants in the water were bacteria and you don't really develop bacterial resistance the same way you do for viruses. Cholera,. Typhoid,Polio, Giardia, and Hep A,and Dysentery, were common mass epidemics based on contaminated drinking water.

It would be as if you argued smoking more dope made your resistance to it higher and resulted in better health.

The key to any poison is the dose determines the effect. And THC or bacterial contaminants, just as alcohol is, are poisons of a sort.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (E4rtv)

276 I gotta go vote.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (W5mpo)

277
The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (Boston). Purity Distilling Company was the culprit.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (dIske)

_____________

I once gave a safety presentation on the Great Molasses Flood and pointed out that our company was a descendent of the Purity Distilling Company. Indeed, it still has an alcohol plant in Ohio.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (O0L8i)

278 I read they could smell molasses in that end of Boston for years afterwards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)
_________________

On a hot summer day you still can.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (dIske)

279 I read they could smell molasses in that end of Boston for years afterwards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Dampness tends to bring back odors from the past.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (E4rtv)

280 Its always entertaining when this subject comes up on the thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

I have learned the most AMAZING facts about flavored vape products too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (rbvCR)

281 These limp dick Brits are gonna have to go all Dumbledore's Army and start learning how to fight back in secret. Surely to God they can by some knives and start trying to defend themselves.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Vvh2V)

You know, they could break Labour economically by simply destroying Crown property on a large scale. Burn every police station, burn all the cop cars, burn down BBC transmitters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (1z8ji)

282 There would have been chicken type birds in the Orient and Africa. Not sure of Europe.
Duck were everywhere.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)

Chickens are from Indonesia area

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (rbvCR)

283 Chocobos.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

_________________________

Holy crap! Is that a Final Fantasy reference?

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (dIske)

284 I don't know how the LA Mayor election works. Can Spencer Platt win outright in this election, or do we get to continue getting his campaign ads poking fun at Karen Bass-ackwards until a later election?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (qx7Zg)

285 Now this is a brutal movie review headline - "'Masters of the Universe' does not have the power."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

286 just go 9mm for long and hand Pew Pews alike, and with compatible magazines too."

you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your guns... and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle, point-five-oh written on the side of mine "

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (XuXeR)

287 Dampness tends to bring back odors from the past.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (E4rtv)
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Know just what you mean!

Posted by: ex-President Charlie Foxtrot at June 02, 2026 07:39 PM (Fi81e)

288 I don't know how the LA Mayor election works. Can Spencer Platt win outright in this election, or do we get to continue getting his campaign ads poking fun at Karen Bass-ackwards until a later election?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (qx7Zg)

maybe

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:39 PM (GD0B3)

289
Until the vote totals are announced, Karen Bass will run a caretaker government for the next four years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (O0L8i)

290 To be fair two of the arguments *for* it were the government was gonna make a mint on it from revenue and the black market for it would die.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vE0+H)

Yup. And then the taxes and regulation compliance priced it above pot, and the black market flourished, at a higher price.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (rbvCR)

291 Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (Sy6m/)

Keep this plan handy. At the moment, most of 'em would probably scream like little girls if they managed to get a shot off.

Baby steps. We need to teach then how to use a knife, first.

Or even force a Bobby to their knees with breaking the knees.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (Vvh2V)

292 I could have referenced Horseclaws from Nausicaa or the ostriches from Joust but I figured those might be too obscure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

293 To be fair two of the arguments *for* it were the government was gonna make a mint on it from revenue and the black market for it would die.
Posted by: ...
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Yes which is rather stupid for a product named 'weed' for ease of growth. Greshams law meant that illegal weed was still cheaper than government weed because the costs of production were cheaper.

That is not true of distilling which is a pita and somewhat dangerous for unskilled people to do. And homemade wine or beer can often be a frustratingly slow and tedious process to learn enough to make it taste okay.

If the court ruling that home distilling is protected activity, I doubt that many people would actually do it versus buying it from the liquor store.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:41 PM (E4rtv)

294 I have learned the most AMAZING facts about flavored vape products too.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (rbvCR)

Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

295 I think wine goes back to the Caucuses, and Armenia. I don't know if it predates beer, but I think it predates the cultivation of grain.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:42 PM (rbvCR)

296 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (1z8ji

Ooooh, this is true! I wonder if they'd think to mask up first?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:42 PM (Vvh2V)

297 222 The problem with arguments against pot is that so many of the arguments smell like burning straw men.

it's fun because dad, a narc, said that burning weed smelled like burning wet hay, but that he couldn't say that in court.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2026 07:42 PM (sGtp+)

298 from Head Shop Comix #3, May 1995

Cutting Down
Smoking less.

https://bit.ly/cutting-down

© Mindful Webworks 🤪

Posted by: mindful webworker - making wise decisions at June 02, 2026 07:43 PM (kU8xu)

299 "'Masters of the Universe' does not have the power."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

I admit, I am much enjoying a couple of Youtube 24 year olds producing stuff like "Obsession" and "Backrooms" for the cost of a few old D&D modules sold on eBay totally blowing these high-money triple aaaaaay movies off the top spots.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:43 PM (gKWVE)

300 Not disputing that beer came first. Just saying that around 1820 to 1835, there was a glut of cheap high proof whiskey that drove a lot of the increase. Per capita drinking dropped by more than half by the 1840s.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Massive US grain crops that could not all be exported is why. 1840's is about when the great reawakening really began to take hold in the US with a number of religious sects concentrating on reducing drunkeness and stigmatizing its use. Without diving into the literature, I suspect it began in the East and gradually to settled areas of the West.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:44 PM (E4rtv)

301 Chickens were domesticated by Cro-Magnon from dinosaurs

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

302 In Egyptian mythology there is a story where beer is used to save Humanity from Sekhmet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:45 PM (2GVsD)

303 Apparently Iran is popping off a few missiles... again.

Tousi is live.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 07:45 PM (/lPRQ)

304 Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:41 PM (E4rtv)

I howled in laughter at tbe idea that people were going to give up their dimebags, or whatever they call it, for the extremely expensive legal stuff.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:45 PM (Vvh2V)

305 Iran pops missiles like a teenager popping zits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (2GVsD)

306 it's fun because dad, a narc, said that burning weed smelled like burning wet hay, but that he couldn't say that in court.
Posted by: anachronda
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The new high potency stuff really reeks nowadays and you can sniff it on people that don't bother to change clothes when they smoke it. Smells like a literal skunk spray does.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)

307 Yup. And then the taxes and regulation compliance priced it above pot, and the black market flourished, at a higher price.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (rbvCR)

Freaking government. Literally never works.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (vE0+H)

308 If the court ruling that home distilling is protected activity, I doubt that many people would actually do it versus buying it from the liquor store.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:41 PM (E4rtv)

Yeah I don't drink enough to even think about making my own booze. Wine on the other hand, or mead, yeah might be cool. I got some good wine makers in the family should I ever decide to go there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (snZF9)

309 aww man, we could have had cat girls but instead we had to drink beer.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

310 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig

---------------
I have always been skeptical about this. Lots of 3rd world countries people drink water. There are only a few situations where it is a big problem. (like botfiles or during a typhus outbreak.)

I wonder if this is true, or just sounds true.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (cJsXl)

311 Yes which is rather stupid for a product named 'weed' for ease of growth.

"You dig a hole, you put a seed in, you put dirt on top, add water, up comes the ~~corn~~ pot."

-- Mike Bloomberg, agricultural expert

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (vTZFs)

312
Apparently Iran is popping off a few missiles... again.

Tousi is live.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 07:45 PM (/lPRQ)

there is this

"U.S. forces successfully defeated multiple Iranian ballistic missiles and drones, and conducted self-defense strikes on Qeshm Island in response to attempted attacks by Iran across the Middle East, June 2.

Iran launched several ballistic missiles toward regional neighbors; however, all failed to hit their intended targets. Two Iranian missiles fired at Kuwait fell short or broke apart enroute, and three missiles launched at Bahrain were immediately intercepted by U.S. and Bahrain air defense forces.

Moments earlier, U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces shot down three one-way attack drones launched by Iran toward civilian mariners that were rightfully transiting regional waters. American forces also conducted self-defense strikes on an Iranian military ground control station on Qeshm Island.

No U.S. personnel were harmed. CENTCOM forces remain vigilant and ready to defend against unwarranted Iranian aggression during the ongoing ceasefire"

LOL "ceasefire"

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)

313 Nood primary!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (NcvvS)

314 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (PJdmB)

315 266 Smash JT just discovered the Pricks and Minidicks legal/PR disaster.

The part where Pricks and Minidicks is suing Reckless Ben and others for stalking and such gave Smash JT Alyssa Mercante flashbacks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

That is some crazy shit, then you add in the pretty obvious police corruption it goes COMPLETELY off the rails...

Posted by: What a bunch of pricks at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (TbWk/)

316 They knew it was safer to drink alcohol than water.
They didn't know why.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (NgPv+)

317 Nood. Primary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)

318 So much for "this Land of Kings, this Rule and Reign . . .this England." Your food sucks so bad that you should just eat each other.

Posted by: Despise EuroTrash Marxist Rat Bastards & Sharia Conscriptees at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (7UtEE)

319 Sekhmet was on a rampage just killing humans left and right so the other gods of Egypt brewed up a whole field full of red tinted beer.

The lioness goddess thought it was blood, got blotto, and passed out. So Humanity was saved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (2GVsD)

320 Apparently, cops in the UK are bigger pieces of shit than the most depraved stereotype of an ignorant, racist, southern US cop. I hope the good people of the UK rise up against this abominable mistreatment.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (XMwZJ)

321 The new high potency stuff really reeks nowadays and you can sniff it on people that don't bother to change clothes when they smoke it. Smells like a literal skunk spray does.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)

I was on the motorcycle one day cruising down the road, and at 55-60mph I was able to smell it coming out of one of the cars in front of me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (snZF9)

322 I howled in laughter at tbe idea that people were going to give up their dimebags, or whatever they call it, for the extremely expensive legal stuff.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Some probably do, but that is the same for craft beer drinkers versus whatever is cheapest at the liquor store. The mass of the market just wants shit to get them f*cked up. You cannot explain Blatz, Milwaukee's Best (an oxymoron title of course), Colt 45 Malt Liquor, and other nasty concoctions. Same with the cheap generic red or white wines or fortified wine like Night Train.

So the mass of people were always going to buy the illegal shit and if caught, how do the cops distinguish between illegal and legal weed. Answer--they can't.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:49 PM (E4rtv)

323 284 I don't know how the LA Mayor election works. Can Spencer Platt win outright in this election, or do we get to continue getting his campaign ads poking fun at Karen Bass-ackwards until a later election?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (qx7Zg)

In theory yes; in practice no. I believe that he would have to break 50% in order to win outright, and he's polling under 25% in the multi-candidate matchup. If anyone wins in this first ballot, it would be from the fraud machine putting Basura over the top.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:50 PM (Sy6m/)

324 Oh, yeah. They'll ask, he'll deny and they're clear.

They better fuc*ing find out if that assh*le is on TDIU Veterans Benefits for his 100% VA disability before he becomes a U.S. Senator.

(And though he can pull oyster beds from the bay for camera, travel to from Norway for alleged infertility treatments, dance like a jackass in his teeny silkie briefs at weddings, go on cross-country campaign and funding trails, etc.)

Yuk. More gross than Eric Stalwell!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 08:02 PM (NFX2v)

Protesters in Southampton Demand Police Take a Knee For Henry Nowak, The Man They Murdered

Things are getting Mostly Peaceful.

Niall Ferguson
@nfergus
"You are not likely to see Henry Nowak's words stenciled on a mural. No corporation will change its logo. The same establishment that made a few words immortal when spoken by a black man in Minneapolis has met the same words, spoken by a white boy dying on a British street, with what can only be described as a determined, institutional silence. That silence is not neutral. It is a statement. It tells you exactly whose suffering the system has decided counts, and whose does not."

"The system taught [the police], in effect, that an allegation of racism is a trump card that overrides normal investigative procedure, normal medical common sense, and normal human judgement. That system was built with the best of intentions, by people who genuinely wanted to address real injustices. And it has produced a policing culture in which a killer can stab a teenager five times, claim to be the victim of racism, and the police won't ask questions, until it's too late."

That's actually from Konstantin Kisin, writing here.

🚨MAJOR CLASHES BETWEEN POLICE AND PROTESTORS IN SOUTHAMPTON

The city is becoming a war zone pic.twitter.com/6DSQSpR0Bc
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) June 2, 2026

Hampton police do what they do best and give an injury to a downed man https://t.co/BtmqQJxlmk
— James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 2, 2026

Southampton, England (June 2) � Rioting has broken out in the city where Henry Nowak was stabbed by an Indian and then arrested by police while dying.

Police retreat as rioters throw street bins toward them. pic.twitter.com/rg9Vz3JxQm
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) June 2, 2026

And now: "On your knees! On your knees! On your f***in' knees!"

🚨ANGRY PROTESTORS DEMAND POLICE TAKE A KNEE FOR HENRY NOWAK

They did it for BLM why not for white victims? pic.twitter.com/6gJshJ5Ayr
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) June 2, 2026

The cops do not get on their knees, of course. That kind of respect is reserved for a bloated American drug addict and strong-arm robber who ate all of his drugs so that the police couldn't confiscate them, and died by his own hand.

Make Keir Starmer take the knee. Force him to kneel for Henry Nowak on camera.

He did it eagerly for George Floyd. Why will he not do it for Henry Nowak?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:22 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ)

2 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (QDJ2U)

3 Well, well. Maybe there is hope for the English. Too bad they gave up their guns.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 05:24 PM (w3u3d)

4 >>>2 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.

I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle)

5 I got nuttin. Fuking Brits.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (pohLc)

6 all the West's madnesses -- BLM, DEI, open borders, transgenderism for 10 year olds, etc. -- is an American concoction.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (1wjle)

7 Because blm was about communist revolution

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (bXbFr)

8 oh and political correctness and speech policing.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (1wjle)

9 This shit started with us.
Posted by: ace

To the point where the nation that put an end to (most) of the slave trade is being mau-maued for reparations. For racial healing. I'll bet they do it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (l26NL)

10 Wow, some of those dude can really launch the trash bins.

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (nDXbg)

11 Thats why

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (bXbFr)

12 So far this is merely just a college town after their football team upsets their hated rival. It's not Seoul student protest level yet.... no tear gas?

Do we need to lend the brits a few cannons? Maybe a couple out of Lexington or Concord?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (/ZkOF)

13 For that matter the Australians gave up their guns. That was surprising to me. They get what they elected.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (w3u3d)

14 The Brits are a rules-loving culture, and they have internalized the catastrophic idea that their rights and privileges eminate from government.

Maybe they need to channel their 13th century ancestors who were enthusiastic Jew killers, except redirect that to the real bad guys in the UK.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (OZsUk)

15 That poor dead student and his grieving family. It's both enraging and heartbreaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:29 PM (PFs9e)

16 For that matter the Australians gave up their guns. That was surprising to me. They get what they elected.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat

They voted to give up their guns. Let's see if they can vote to get them back. I'll bet they can't.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (l26NL)

17 2 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (QDJ2U)
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They can't come back until they take the first step. The first step ISN'T the immigration issue. It ISN'T the two tier justice system.

IT'S THE CENSORSHIP. They avoid massive bloody protests and demands by assuring that their public is ill informed on what's happening around them. I guarantee you that we know more about the injustices within the UK than the people that reside there.

You always here that knowledge is the most dangerous weapon. It's no different in this situation. They censor everything that is contrary to the agenda. That's whay the government was so keen on levying penalties on social media platforms for failing to remove what the government wanted removed.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (dIske)

18 Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (1wjle)

With the assistance of a lot of European philosophers and post-modern lunatics from France.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (OZsUk)

19 14 The Brits are a rules-loving culture, and they have internalized the catastrophic idea that their rights and privileges eminate from government.

Maybe they need to channel their 13th century ancestors who were enthusiastic Jew killers, except redirect that to the real bad guys in the UK.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (OZsUk)

Both sides of this unpleasntness are disarmed. I would guess that the police are more soft and effeminate than the yobs. Will be interesting.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (Gqar8)

20 I was willowed, but the two shitstains that ace wrote about a few days ago who attempted to smuggle monkeypox virus from Africa into Detroit Metro Airport were arrested by the FBI.

Need to get Fauci next, somehow.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (J4Dwc)

21 With the assistance of a lot of European philosophers and post-modern lunatics from France.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (OZsUk)

It started with the Channel Tunnel.

Think I'm kidding?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (vE0+H)

22 With the assistance of a lot of European philosophers and post-modern lunatics from France.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
_________

It started with the French Revolution.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (XvL8K)

23 They voted to give up their guns. Let's see if they can vote to get them back. I'll bet they can't.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (l26NL)

You are most likely correct in that observation.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 05:33 PM (w3u3d)

24 Keep pushing

To the river as it were

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 05:33 PM (hauj+)

25 It started with the French Revolution.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (XvL8K)

It's amazing. The French had the perfect template for a successful revolution, and instead of following our lead, they went just a bit nutty. And they haven't recovered!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

26 Where are all the damned soccer hooligans?! Didn't England, at least, have a bunch of wild boys? Wales surely does. God knows the Scots used to be noble savages, but they elected a Muzzy leader, so they're probably gone for good..

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Vvh2V)

27
Hooligans

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (O0L8i)

28 The blue fury of the Metropolitan Police Service.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Twsa5)

29 Objection! That system WAS NOT FUCKING BUILT WITH THE BEST OF INTENTIONS!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

30 When the people rode up after the Southport stabbing the government came down hard on them and the left "counter protesters" immediately materialized.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (YwEeS)

31 Go Brits!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (VyBeY)

32 "Police retreat as rioters throw street bins toward them"

UK govt is going to J6 all these protesters. Then the fun really begins.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (GUOwU)

33 25 Totally different mentality, people used to being under control of an absolute monarch.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (YwEeS)

34 Where are all the damned soccer hooligans?! Didn't England, at least, have a bunch of wild boys? Wales surely does. God knows the Scots used to be noble savages, but they elected a Muzzy leader, so they're probably gone for good..

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Vvh2V)

All the parties in Scotland's pretend parliament are leftist idiots. All sides are on England's dole instead of serving Scotland.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+)

35 >>I don't see how we come back from it, either.

Simply put...

Become Ungovernable.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (P0D9r)

36 ‘ That system was built with the best of intentions, by people who genuinely wanted to address real injustices’

I just puked in my mouth. This was never about good intentions. Never. Why are too many of us always in a rush to assign divine intentions to satanic evil?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (E23U0)

37 Say what you like about Entropy, but the evil bitch is still undefeated.

Hate to see it.

Kinda. But not.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (Twsa5)

38 4 >>>2 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.

I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.
Posted by: ace
Won't be pretty.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (rm3p6)

39 29 yes! true!

it needs to be said!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (VyBeY)

40 Things are getting Mostly Peaceful.
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A way with words, you have.

Posted by: Yoda at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)

41 I wonder if there's enough left of the old England to save it?

I guess we're going to find out...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (OUMaO)

42 >>>Things are getting Mostly Peaceful.

Not Mostly Peaceful enough.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (02WEA)

43
It's amazing. The French had the perfect template for a successful revolution, and instead of following our lead, they went just a bit nutty. And they haven't recovered!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

____________

They had salon nobility philosophers. We had planter-farmers fueled by corn whiskey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:37 PM (O0L8i)

44 God save the King
The fascist regime
It made you a moron
Potential H-Bomb

Don't look forward for what you want and don't look toward for what you need
There's no future, no future, no future for you.

Posted by: Delurker at June 02, 2026 05:37 PM (gtcuf)

45 have they mostly peacefully burned down the police station?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 05:37 PM (2GVsD)

46 It's amazing. The French had the perfect template for a successful revolution, and instead of following our lead, they went just a bit nutty. And they haven't recovered!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I know you've heard it before, but ours was not a revolution. It was a Rebellion. The French one was a red in tooth and claw commie fuckerade.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (diia5)

47 There's a great song by The Jam called The Eton Rifles. It takes a funny look at a bunch Eton schoolboys who tried to take on union strikers. The Eton lads got their asses kicked.
The union boys are really needed now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (gQKJe)

48 >>>Things are getting Mostly Peaceful.

Not Mostly Peaceful enough.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (02WEA)

This ain't lundun! Everybody and their Mums is packin' round here!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (zZu0s)

49 Off daily bugle sock

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (Y2/Vj)

50 >>We had planter-farmers fueled by corn whiskey.

I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)

51 ‘ That system was built with the best of intentions, by people who genuinely wanted to address real injustices’

I just puked in my mouth. This was never about good intentions. Never. Why are too many of us always in a rush to assign divine intentions to satanic evil?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (E23U0)

if they ever have had good intentions, they haven't been checking how well they have treated their cities, their downtrodden voters for the last 50 years much.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (8avO+)

52 Totally different mentality, people used to being under control of an absolute monarch.
Posted by: steevy
_________

I dont think that matters. The ideas behind the revolution were still what they were. And liberty and equality are mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (XvL8K)

53 Even with the knife issue they are all "Sikhs should be banned from carrying too" instead of we all have a right to bear arms and self defense.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (YwEeS)

54 They had salon nobility philosophers. We had planter-farmers fueled by corn whiskey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The difference between people who didn't think they had to live with the consequences of their ideas, and people who did.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (OUMaO)

55 Become Ungovernable.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (P0D9r)
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Aim to misbehave.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (amcLV)

56 Fuck England. It was the same thing 250 years ago.

Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (qwype)

57 commie fuckerade.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (diia5)

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

58 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.
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The entire EU is a lot more fascist than we are.

In theory there are things our government cannot compel us to do.

Whereas in Europe, "Lie there still for the rape gang, girlie" is, excuse the pun, on the table.

When you've already ceded that much power to the government, the government has as much power as they want until you can, at great cost, take it back.

Posted by: Yoda at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (Fi81e)

59
Unfortunately, the Brit rioters don't have an NGO to direct them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (O0L8i)

60 >>The union boys are really needed now

ALL Union sympathizers are Commies.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (P0D9r)

61 Make Keir Starmer take the knee. Force him to kneel for Henry Nowak on camera.

He did it eagerly for George Floyd. Why will he not do it for Henry Nowak?

Recently, someone referred the the Black Mirror episode where the PM was forced to f___ a pig live on TV due to extorsion. But I am going to guess Starmer would look forward to that sort of thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (rbvCR)

62 by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

In my very ignorant opinion, those effing Frogs were way bloodier than they needed to be. It wasn't the Dark Ages; there was no need to do a lot of what was done.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (Vvh2V)

63 Derek Chauvin continues being a political prisoner. Not allowed to even appeal.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

64 >>We had planter-farmers fueled by corn whiskey.

I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)

So were a lot of people, but the smart ones gave up when the tumbrels and mass executions started. It was a good thing for France that Napoleon came along and just got them involved in total warfare from one end of Europe to another to distract them from it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)

65 Let's see if the Brit rioters can rise to the level of their Froggy counterparts and at least set a car or two on fire.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (UNIfT)

66 ‘ That system was built with the best of intentions, by people who genuinely wanted to address real injustices’

I just puked in my mouth. This was never about good intentions. Never. Why are too many of us always in a rush to assign divine intentions to satanic evil?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (E23U0)

if they ever have had good intentions, they haven't been checking how well they have treated their cities, their downtrodden voters for the last 50 years much.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (8avO+)
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Road to hell....Good intentions....some assembly required.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (gnNyN)

67 Seems like we are making some baby steps back from the abyss. Getting DEI out of government and schools is a start. No more race based House districts is big.

Still a long way to go but we are at least starting.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

68
Any coverage by the BBC? Or did someone slap a D-notice on this?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (O0L8i)

69 Keir Starmer would pork a Ukrainian male model for any reason. Live on the BBC, he just may explode.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (2GVsD)

70 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Vvh2V)

My brother in law would probably be there, but he's several hours away and although in very good shape because he's been a professional athlete and exercised his whole life after ceasing to be a athlete, he's in his early eighties- probably too old to be busting heads.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (rZCVI)

71 I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)
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Try "Stuff Jefferson Said," Vol. 2.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (amcLV)

72 by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

In my very ignorant opinion, those effing Frogs were way bloodier than they needed to be. It wasn't the Dark Ages; there was no need to do a lot of what was done.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (Vvh2V)

it wasn't a need and it quickly went to chopping off their own side as well as royalist parts of the countryside.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (8avO+)

73 The native British population needs to make their government, top to bottom, PM down to the beat cops, fear them as they do other favored constituencies.

Posted by: Butch at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (98xTj)

74 he's in his early eighties- probably too old to be busting heads.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (rZCVI)

God did give us Cricket Bats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

75 street bins?

Misspelled Molotov again.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (/lPRQ)

76 I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)

Yep, right up to the Terror. Thomas Paine was too, right up to the Terror and his arrest.
In fact, most of the nobility were sympathetic to the Revolution and the Republican form of government, right up to the Terror.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR)

77
I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.
Posted by: ace

Trump is just a speed bump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (Cqx++)

78 Make the IRA great again

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (4MsaP)

79 In my very ignorant opinion, those effing Frogs were way bloodier than they needed to be. It wasn't the Dark Ages; there was no need to do a lot of what was done.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (Vvh2V)

You are ascribing rational thought to the process. These were proto-communists who would destroy a country on the altar of politics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)

80 I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle)

Two words.

Shelving phase 3.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (02WEA)

81 Police retreat as rioters throw street bins toward them.

Near the end of the vid, crack kills, man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (l3cgK)

82 Seems like we are making some baby steps back from the abyss. Getting DEI out of government and schools is a start. No more race based House districts is big.

Still a long way to go but we are at least starting.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

83 You are ascribing rational thought to the process. These were proto-communists who would destroy a country on the altar of politics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)

This. They got out every one of their inner demons. Nobles, Church all of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

84 As Tousi has just said all the brit papers will be filled with the horror of far-right activist rioting.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (5P5DO)

85 You are ascribing rational thought to the process. These were proto-communists who would destroy a country on the altar of politics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)

But they invented a new calendar and weights and measures!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (8avO+)

86 It’s heart. Teaming what happened to that boy
They bring these animals into our countries and let them rape and murder our youth

ENOUGH

ENOUGH

ENOUGH

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (nGraA)

87
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Try "Stuff Jefferson Said," Vol. 2.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I miss his blog. I'm glad someone posted his crap tree post for us this year.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (QVmho)

88 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

Well, he was a kickball player . 😉I mean soccer player . I don't know if he ever played cricket.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (rZCVI)

89 I don't want them to take a knee. I want t hem to resign in disgrace and be replaced with men who won't arrest a 13 year old girl for reporting being gang raped, who won't arrest someone for having pepper spray to protect themselves, who won't seize their own damned flag as a hate symbol, and who won't take someone to jail for posting angrily on social media. I want them to resign for arresting a woman praying silently near an abortion clinic. I want them to resign for being jackbooted thugs for an insane government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (UZCuZ)

90 CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

In my very ignorant opinion, those effing Frogs were way bloodier than they needed to be. It wasn't the Dark Ages; there was no need to do a lot of what was done.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (Vvh2V)

it wasn't a need and it quickly went to chopping off their own side as well as royalist parts of the countryside.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (8avO+)
——

‘Inprite?’

— Robespierre

My personal view is the French Revolution wasn’t really a revolution at all. It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder where everyone was killing everyone else and the monarch happened to be on the wrong end.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

91 >>London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.

London, Manchester etc., yea they do tend to be more big city focused. And the government is much deeper in bed with the WEF crowd than we are. So far.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m)

92 As Tousi has just said all the brit papers will be filled with the horror of far-right activist rioting.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (5P5DO)

Good, now to see if people actually believe it. Reform is far to scared of what the press will say about them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (8avO+)

93
Let's see if the Brit rioters can rise to the level of their Froggy counterparts and at least set a car or two on fire.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

I think they call it alight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)

94 Still a long way to go but we are at least starting.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

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Like the guy who fell out of a 100 story building, going past the 40th floor window, he was heard to say "so far so good."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (SHj+T)

95 My personal view is the French Revolution wasn’t really a revolution at all. It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder where everyone was killing everyone else and the monarch happened to be on the wrong end.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

You chop off the king's head, its a Revolution. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (8avO+)

96 Muslims still make up a fairly small percentage of british public, but they vote as a bloc, they all vote one way. So they can swing elections very easily (something Christians should have learned centuries ago). So the big parties are terrified of upsetting Muslims.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (UZCuZ)

97 Heh, that one video ended with the guys plumber's crack bending over.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (/lPRQ)

98 When Britain ruled it had a method for dealing with rapists and murderers.

https://tinyurl.com/mpccw629

The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle.

When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (NgPv+)

99
London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

___________

London increasingly dominates the UK, which is an otherwise hollowed-out ruin. On the other hand, I think NYC's influence is waning. The South has begun to exert more power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (O0L8i)

100 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (rZCVI)

I bet he'd be willing to give it a go! 😊

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (Vvh2V)

101 The UK is the Islamist's battleground.

They're winning.

Seems pretty straight forward from here for them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (jehhT)

102 76 I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)

In fact, most of the nobility were sympathetic to the Revolution and the Republican form of government, right up to the Terror.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR)

It's easy to be sympathetic when your side(or at least your relatives) is the one seizing control.

The French Revolution was the equivalent of DC overthrowing the government to replace it with one more openly run by bureaucrats and NGOs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (okun6)

103 >> Muslims still make up a fairly small percentage of british public, but they vote as a bloc, they all vote one way. So they can swing elections very easily (something Christians should have learned centuries ago). So the big parties are terrified of upsetting Muslims.

They aren't afraid of the Muslim Voting Block.

They are afraid of the Terrorism that necessarily follows any action against a Muslim Populace.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (P0D9r)

104 My personal view is the French Revolution wasn’t really a revolution at all. It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder where everyone was killing everyone else and the monarch happened to be on the wrong end.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

You chop off the king's head, its a Revolution. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (8avO+)
——

They cut off a lot more heads than the king’s, including many of their own. Just insane violence for the sake of violence.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (E23U0)

105 The French Revolution tried to Year Zero France.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (2GVsD)

106
The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle.

When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

Posted by: Braenyard

Now I need to reread Flashman.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (QVmho)

107 Once violence is unleashed there are no more guidelines.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (5P5DO)

108 They are afraid of the Terrorism that necessarily follows any action against a Muslim Populace.

I am sure that plays a part as well, but you'll note that their terrorism never plays out against the people in power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (UZCuZ)

109 The dude yelling ON YOUR KNEES!! looks like Matt Berry from The IT Crowd.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (0aYVJ)

110 "The system taught [the police], in effect, that an allegation of racism is a trump card that overrides normal investigative procedure, normal medical common sense, and normal human judgement."

The Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis is the head of London's Metropolitan Police Service. Sir Mark Rowley.

Rowley is the system. He's London's modern day Kim Philby.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (gkCJ2)

111 Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

Yes!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (Vvh2V)

112 London increasingly dominates the UK
_-_

Trust me, the urban domination of rural areas and small towns is also VERY strong here. Ask anyone within 50 miles of my place what they think of our governor and our legislature, and you'll get a earful.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (rm3p6)

113 Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (P0D9r)

They are afraid of both. And the cops have alienated the very people who would be most inclined to assist them against the muzzies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:51 PM (a6xXE)

114 What are these musky heterosexual urges you speak of?

Posted by: James T. (D-TX) at June 02, 2026 05:51 PM (zPJEU)

115 English are more terrified of racism than they are anything else. They weren't even all that racist, but they sure feel like they have a lot to apologize for anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:51 PM (UZCuZ)

116 "That system was built with the best of intentions, ..."

No, it wasn't.

Posted by: Lurkyloo at June 02, 2026 05:51 PM (PZ7h8)

117 Assistant to murder

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

118 You are ascribing rational thought to the process. These were proto-communists who would destroy a country on the altar of politics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)

It is what Democracy turns into. Everyone demanded a buy in, and once they saw someone else demand and get more, they upped their bids. All that demanded someone lose everything to pay for the masses' demands, and once they had gone that far, they needed to end any counter revolutionary action, and give the mob more spectacular deaths of traitors and enemies to keep them from turning on the government.

What ended the Terror was that it started preying on the people with guns and political power who realized they would not be left for later. They were, of course, so smeared by their silence during the Terror, they had no legitimacy in the face of the economic and military collapse. That is when Napoleon came in as first Consul.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (rbvCR)

119 >>I am sure that plays a part as well, but you'll note that their terrorism never plays out against the people in power.

Sadat is just one example...but, it is the example that set their course.

Since Sadat, the empowered have been happy to allow the Terrorization of the Populace in exchange for their complicity.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (P0D9r)

120 By the way I have been watching Spider Noir and... its pretty good, I am enjoying it. Watch in black and white.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (UZCuZ)

121 Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (E23U0)

I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (PFs9e)

122 The hilarious thing about the Frog Democide was it was in large part funded by the aristocracy's own Hunter Bidens.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (diia5)

123 89 I don't want them to take a knee. I want t hem to resign in disgrace and be replaced with men who won't arrest a 13 year old girl for reporting being gang raped, who won't arrest someone for having pepper spray to protect themselves, who won't seize their own damned flag as a hate symbol, and who won't take someone to jail for posting angrily on social media. I want them to resign for arresting a woman praying silently near an abortion clinic. I want them to resign for being jackbooted thugs for an insane government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (UZCuZ)

To do that, you need institutional reform from the top down...and by reform, I mean prison or worse for the mfers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (l3cgK)

124 Just insane violence for the sake of violence.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (E23U0)

The purity brigade, only with guillotines.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:53 PM (a6xXE)

125 >>They are afraid of both. And the cops have alienated the very people who would be most inclined to assist them against the muzzies.

They are afraid of the Terrorists targeting them directly, instead of targeting the population.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:53 PM (P0D9r)

126 London increasingly dominates the UK
_-_

Trust me, the urban domination of rural areas and small towns is also VERY strong here. Ask anyone within 50 miles of my place what they think of our governor and our legislature, and you'll get a earful.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (rm3p6)

I live near LA, I had no idea who the mayor was until she set fire to her own supporters. When I lived in Chicago it was impossible not to know who the mayor was. I know who the Mayor of London is and I live 10000 miles away or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:53 PM (8avO+)

127 Rioting has broken out in the city where Henry Nowak was stabbed by an Indian and then arrested by police ~~while~~ for dying.
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I'm pretty happy with the above edit.

Posted by: Yoda at June 02, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e)

128
My personal view is the French Revolution wasn’t really a revolution at all. It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder where everyone was killing everyone else and the monarch happened to be on the wrong end.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

The power of AND...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 05:54 PM (l3cgK)

129 Britain needs to stop drinking beer and that fucking gin, and drink more whisky. These things will sort themselves out.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 05:54 PM (D1E+2)

130 Proof Ace isn't fibbing about Keir kneeling.

Sauce:

https://tinyurl.com/4zdbtxmb

That's Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner (his former Deputy PM) kneeling for Floyd in 2020.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)

131 The bobbies took a knee as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (5P5DO)

132 London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

London only dominates as long as the City of London banking cartels are solvent. Since they do insurance, foreign exchange, US Dollar interest, oil futures and Gold and Silver futures, they have been taking a beating for the last 9 months.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)

133 street bins = garbage cans
Goggle translate told me this.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (UjdFS)

134 93
Let's see if the Brit rioters can rise to the level of their Froggy counterparts and at least set a car or two on fire.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

I think they call it alight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)

It's al-lite to buln ca?

Posted by: Chinatown at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (l3cgK)

135 "Recently, someone referred the the Black Mirror episode where the PM was forced to f___ a pig live on TV due to extorsion. But I am going to guess Starmer would look forward to that sort of thing.
Posted by: Kindltot"

One might almost be curious as to how the blackmail could be worse than doing what the blackmailers demanded, in that case, but I'm not sure I want to know.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (vJrRc)

136 What ended the Terror was that it started preying on the people with guns and political power who realized they would not be left for later. They were, of course, so smeared by their silence during the Terror, they had no legitimacy in the face of the economic and military collapse. That is when Napoleon came in as first Consul.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (rbvCR)

It started even earlier. Nappy, as a captain of artillery, opened fire with his cannon at a Revolutionary mob to save the Revolutionary "Directory" government. They promoted him and after a few victories abroad he toppled them and took over.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)

137 By the way I have been watching Spider Noir and... its pretty good, I am enjoying it. Watch in black and white.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Me too! Not too woke, either. The placement of people of color is not nearly as jarring as the recent Amadeus. Which was just stupid really.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (l26NL)

138 To do that, you need institutional reform from the top down...and by reform, I mean prison or worse for the mfers.

I fear the entire culture top to bottom is unsalvable at this point. They're all soy creatures who fear being considered politically incorrect. Even the ones who rarely criticize what is going on are terribly proper about how to speak on most topics.

They are all in on global warming for example, they are so totally mindlocked on this they think someone is insane for even questioning it. Like "you believe in a flat earth" crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (UZCuZ)

139 Oi , you got a loicense die here mate?
Southport Police

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (YwEeS)

140 More hijinks from Our Precious Foreigners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (BI5O2)

141
The end of the French Revolution was sort of like African chiefs outlawing cannibalism after they ate the last missionaries.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (O0L8i)

142 133 street bins = garbage cans
Goggle translate told me this.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (UjdFS)

And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (l3cgK)

143 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)

Yes! I swear they were the first filthy commie bastards. We'll before the Bolshies, who put a child and young women up against a wall.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (Vvh2V)

144 Road to hell....Good intentions....some assembly required.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (gnNyN)
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"Yeah, we understood that! You don't need a God to understand that!" -- The We Got It From Here Crowd.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

145 If you ever wondered why Trump is doing that correspondence dinner instead of scoffing at it, take a look at White House Correspondents’ Dinner president Weijia Jiang

Trump has a weak spot for attractive women.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (/lPRQ)

146 London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

London only dominates as long as the City of London banking cartels are solvent. Since they do insurance, foreign exchange, US Dollar interest, oil futures and Gold and Silver futures, they have been taking a beating for the last 9 months.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)

They have too deep a cultural hit even on the opposition. The US has far more skepticism of the powers that be than the most radical Englander.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

147 English are more terrified of racism"

White westerners. It's a combination of various guilts, piled on for decades.

It's how civilizations collapse.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (XuXeR)

148 45 If you ever wondered why Trump is doing that correspondence dinner instead of scoffing at it, take a look at White House Correspondents’ Dinner president Weijia Jiang

Trump has a weak spot for attractive women.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (/lPRQ)
——-

I fucked her

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (E23U0)

149 I view Europe the same way I view Disney world. Glad I visited before it got fucked up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (u73oe)

150 And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

Which ones do I put the bodies in?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (UjdFS)

151 Or, I suppose it's from "Their Precious Foreigners," in this case.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (BI5O2)

152 If you ever wondered why Trump is doing that correspondence dinner instead of scoffing at it, take a look at White House Correspondents’ Dinner president Weijia Jiang

Trump has a weak spot for attractive women.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (/lPRQ)

I bet she smells nice.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (02WEA)

153 Rate the world is going its either going to be World Marxists overthrow or WWIII

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

154 But at least Robespierre got what was coming to him.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt)

155 I fear the entire culture top to bottom is unsalvable at this point"

That's a given.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (XuXeR)

156
It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder

Festival of Landru

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (Cqx++)

157 >>But at least Robespierre got what was coming to him.

Marat, too.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (P0D9r)

158 And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.

yeah three here in Oregon as well. Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris. I am pretty sure the recycle goes the same place as the trash most of the time, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:00 PM (UZCuZ)

159 London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

London only dominates as long as the City of London banking cartels are solvent. Since they do insurance, foreign exchange, US Dollar interest, oil futures and Gold and Silver futures, they have been taking a beating for the last 9 months.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)

They have too deep a cultural hit even on the opposition. The US has far more skepticism of the powers that be than the most radical Englander.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)
——

London stock exchange is at record highs and London bankers and businessmen are stuffing their faces with cash. They are doing great and will even change direction so long as they can buy their next Lamborghini and fuck their next expensive whore.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 06:01 PM (E23U0)

160 Fuck the police comin' straight from Southampton town
A young Briton got it bad 'cause he's not brown
And not the other color, so police think
They have the authority to cull the majority

Posted by: Fuck the police at June 02, 2026 06:01 PM (TbWk/)

161 Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris."

That's sorting, not recycling.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:01 PM (XuXeR)

162 Rousseau, the French Revolution, Saint-Simon, Comte, the Paris Commune.

The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)

163 158 And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.

yeah three here in Oregon as well. Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris. I am pretty sure the recycle goes the same place as the trash most of the time, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:00 PM (UZCuZ)

That's what happened in Sandy Eggo...they were collecting the recycling and trash, yet dumping it all in the same place...and they got in trouble for it. They might now be dumping them in separate places...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (l3cgK)

164 They never made us recycle here in my area of SC.
Two bins - garbage and yard debris.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (6ydKt)

165 King Arthur would be arrested by the British police

https://youtu.be/0JNlOTccdck

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (2GVsD)

166 Call back to ..

"A police officer at the centre of a viral video who arrested a teenage girl when she said she looked like her 'lesbian nana' has been ordered to apologise and undergo 'reflective training'. The West Yorkshire Police officer was accused of using 'inappropriate' language."

Golly! Reflective training!

Lesbian Nana is on video showing her behaving like an angry Yorkshire Terrier running about pepper spraying bystanders.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (gkCJ2)

167 Three bins. Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (5P5DO)

168 But at least Robespierre got what was coming to him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt)

No, failing suicide and being left untended on a table overnight moaning in incredible pain after having half his lower jaw blown off is really not just compensation.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (rbvCR)

169 And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.

yeah three here in Oregon as well. Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris. I am pretty sure the recycle goes the same place as the trash most of the time, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:00 PM (UZCuZ)

All the time. They dump it in the same hatch in the garbage trucks.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+)

170 They try to make us put food waste in the greens bin (e.g. egg shells)...but it was messy and nasty. They had a small container for it that you put in your freezer, but my freezer is full of actual food, you *******. So I dump the egg shells and other food waste in the trash.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (l3cgK)

171 I thought they dumped San Diego trash in Tijuana.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (UjdFS)

172 At least Marat was clean when he was murdered

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (2GVsD)

173 6pm....News

CBC - free trade deal
CNN - Florida sues OpenAI, Trump fund 1.7 Billion dead, primaries

FoxNews - Iran, Rubio
MS Now - Trump backs down from Maga fund. Partisan warrior for DNI.

The Brits will have to kill a few thousand in charge if they ever want to even make the news.

I need food. The guillotine basket holding the heads is half-empty.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)

174 You don't have to recycle here, its just it works because I toss all the cardboard into the one bin and it gives me more room in the trash bin. They even give a small fourth red basket you can put glass and other stuff in that allegedly is recycled in a different place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (UZCuZ)

175
The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)

____________

Wait till you get to Pierre Boulez!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (O0L8i)

176 162 Rousseau, the French Revolution, Saint-Simon, Comte, the Paris Commune.

The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)

De Sade alone was enough of an indication that things were going straight to hell.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (6ydKt)

177 They dump it in the same hatch in the garbage trucks.

Here they have a different truck the recycle goes in but... not convinced it goes a different spot than the dump

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:05 PM (UZCuZ)

178 Marquis De Sade kept things behind closed doors.

The others? Not so much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (2GVsD)

179
Honestly, I don't understand the thinking behind promoting anti-white racism esp in Britain.

It becomes a goose/gander situation if violent Racism is suddenly A-Ok.

That's how you wind up with a race war.

I suppose that's why Starmer & Company are flooding the zone with foreigners. It bends the outcome of such a war against the native Brits.

Well, perhaps they'll enjoy being driven into the sea. Maybe they can set up New Britannia on the Azores.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (iJfKG)

180 "A police officer at the centre of a viral video who arrested a teenage girl when she said she looked like her 'lesbian nana' has been ordered to apologise and undergo 'reflective training'.

Friggin; Brits.
Centre is spelled wrong as is apologise.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (2WIwB)

181
One big trash bin here for everything.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (3ek7K)

182 James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges
***

Well, i just might have to sign up for x.

Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (lCppi)

183 The brits need to take a lesson from their younger cousins across the pond.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (snZF9)

184 Sorting trash. How charming. Do trash sorters get awards or something?

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (Gqar8)

185 162 Rousseau, the French Revolution, Saint-Simon, Comte, the Paris Commune.

The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)

Their calendar with the 10-day week...I have ancestors that lived in France (Lorraine) during those times...fortunately I found a French Republican Calendar to Gregorian Calendar translator...and the name for the months? Gay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (l3cgK)

186 De Sade alone was enough of an indication that things were going straight to hell.

Berlin was turning into Sodom and Gomorrah's even more nasty cousin in the 1930s, there's a reason so many people voted for the Nazis, not because they loved Hitler so much but the other side was so depraved and disgusting people just could not take it any longer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (UZCuZ)

187 Good afternoon Ace, hordepeoples.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (3uBP9)

188 Drench philosophy?

Dust bin of history.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (2GVsD)

189 They dump it in the same hatch in the garbage trucks.

Here they have a different truck the recycle goes in but... not convinced it goes a different spot than the dump
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:05 PM (UZCuZ)

if recycling worked, they would pay you for it. Anyone owning an oil field have to pour the tar into a white bin for 50 dollars a month?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (8avO+)

190 4. I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.
Posted by: ace

This time before the next presidential election might be our last shot, imho.

What's stopping those British citizens from really attacking those police is their core beliefs & upbringing. (That's what is still holding our country together, too.)

They're mostly decent at their core, they're in pain, they don't understand how they & theirs really don't matter. (Ditto here.)

The British have had huge grooming scandals, how many innocents jailed, senseless stabbings in London & other cities, police deaf to the common British citizen - for how long?

If people like them finally break & retaliate, and then turn against & break the police, then it's obvious everyone will be on their own, at least for some period of time.

Scary reality.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (NFX2v)

191 >>>Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris."

That's sorting, not recycling.

Posted by: man

>Just chop it all up and put it in trash bags. I beg for Al Gore's forgiveness when the landfill is full.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (D1E+2)

192 I need food. The guillotine basket holding the heads is half-empty.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)

Well, is it half empty or half full?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (2WIwB)

193 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

194 Somehow talk of sorting trash and French society seems oddly appropriate.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (5P5DO)

195 That's how you wind up with a race war."

Tribalism.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (XuXeR)

196 Their calendar with the 10-day week...I have ancestors that lived in France (Lorraine) during those times...fortunately I found a French Republican Calendar to Gregorian Calendar translator...and the name for the months? Gay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (l3cgK)

May June July at least are objective -- foggy month, stormy month.....total non starters.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:09 PM (8avO+)

197 171 I thought they dumped San Diego trash in Tijuana.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (UjdFS)

It's the other way around...the Tijuana river...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)

198 167 Three bins. Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (5P5DO)

Hahaha!!!

Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2026 06:09 PM (lCppi)

199 Rousseau, the French Revolution, Saint-Simon, Comte, the Paris Commune.

The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)
——

Well, there was that hot French girl who barely spoke English on vacation in NYC who gave young The Blade the night of his life up to that point. So there’s that.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 06:09 PM (E23U0)

200 If people like them finally break & retaliate, and then turn against & break the police, then it's obvious everyone will be on their own, at least for some period of time.

Scary reality."

Buy more ammo

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (XuXeR)

201 Only handguns were confiscated in the UK after the Dunblane Massacre.

Hunting rifles and shotguns are in rural hands.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (u82oZ)

202 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

it isn't the foreigners that are the problem. It is the aliens who sit in the government from top to bottom who are doing the opposite of their jobs.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (8avO+)

203 You know the rebellion is serious once they change the calendar.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)

204 I almost bet Starmer spends a lot of time on his knees in the company of other men so it seems strange he won't do it now.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

205 180 "A police officer at the centre of a viral video who arrested a teenage girl when she said she looked like her 'lesbian nana' has been ordered to apologise and undergo 'reflective training'.

Friggin; Brits.
Centre is spelled wrong as is apologise.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (2WIwB)

Do you look in a mirror for reflective training?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (l3cgK)

206 We too, are one trash can people, Ben Had. Three seems kind of silly.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (Gqar8)

207 ‘Musky heterosexual urges’ sounds … gay

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 06:11 PM (E23U0)

208 if recycling worked, they would pay you for it."

Winner!

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:11 PM (XuXeR)

209 Trash pickup is going to be problematic for a few days. "Someone stole my bin!"

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 02, 2026 06:11 PM (p/isN)

210 Yesterday read in Belgium?(I think) a 14yo girl lured into woods by her boyfriend got gang raped a few different days.
The boys were Africans, suspect as it didn't say the boyfriend was as well and the girl was a Belgian.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)

211 Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all...
And in the darkness bind them?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (XuXeR)

212 tubal

I'm so rural I have no trash pickup. I do recycle in town at a proper recycling center.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

213 Berlin was turning into Sodom and Gomorrah's even more nasty cousin in the 1930s, there's a reason so many people voted for the Nazis, not because they loved Hitler so much but the other side was so depraved and disgusting people just could not take it any longer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (UZCuZ)

Yeah, Wiemar Berlin has become famous for its decadence.

Honestly reminds me of modern America, especially in certain regions.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)

214 That's how you wind up with a race war."

Tribalism.
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (XuXeR)
---
Even if you have 10 "teams", if you have only 1 "team" that eschews tribalism, you've still got 9 other "teams" that can and probably will attack you for things they construe as tribalism.

But anti-tribalism is so ill understood. But other tribes can use your "claim" of non-tribalism against you unless you can "prove" that 100% of percent of the time your actions weren't just for tribe--which it is doubtful they can understand anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (Fi81e)

215 I almost bet Starmer spends a lot of time on his knees in the company of other men so it seems strange he won't do it now.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

He's such a dream date that they group up and set fire to his cars and garages, by all reports.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (8avO+)

216 De Sade alone was enough of an indication that things were going straight to hell.

Come on man, Thermidor is a great name for a hot month

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (UZCuZ)

217 Is Britain a preview of America's near future?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (VVmVo)

218 211 Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all...
And in the darkness bind them?
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (XuXeR)

And Nine Trash Bins were given to Men, who above all else seek garbage.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar8)

219 if recycling worked, they would pay you for it. Anyone owning an oil field have to pour the tar into a white bin for 50 dollars a month?
Posted by: Oldcat

I think only glass and aluminum pay back in terms of recycling. The rest is unprofitable garbage. But, the point was and always be commie programming to kill off the West.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (diia5)

220 Trash collection in Boise is far less stupid than Fort Collins. One of the minor benefits for moving here. They do have a recycle bin in the enclosure, but I see a lot of cardboard in the big dumpster. Kind of a meh attitude. Same at the office. Cardboard and paper just get thrown in the garbage can.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (0aYVJ)

221 Surfperch

No.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

222
Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all...
And in the darkness bind them?
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (XuXeR)

the real problem here are Bin Wraiths.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (iJfKG)

223 193 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8
Posted by: Skip

Look at PA, Skip.

We're moving towards 11+ percent in several areas
Bucks County 10 plus, Delaware County 11 plus percent.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (NFX2v)

224 So it 86-47 is ok, then I guess 86-44 and -46 are too.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (2WIwB)

225 weft cut-loop

Add steel and copper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

226 216 De Sade alone was enough of an indication that things were going straight to hell.

Come on man, Thermidor is a great name for a hot month

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (UZCuZ)

And the lobster is awesome.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

227 Is Britain a preview of America's near future?
Posted by: Surfperch at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (VVmVo)

No. We may fail but it won't be the UK way.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:15 PM (8avO+)

228 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8

Wonder how it defines "foreign" in that context

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:15 PM (UZCuZ)

229 212 tubal

I'm so rural I have no trash pickup. I do recycle in town at a proper recycling center.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

We had a burn barrel growing up. 55 gallon drum. Put it all in, light it up. We were savages.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (Gqar8)

230 222
Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all...
And in the darkness bind them?
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (XuXeR)

the real problem here are Bin Wraiths.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (iJfKG)

They always get into the recycle bins...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

231 It started with the Channel Tunnel.

Think I'm kidding?
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (vE0+H)

It started with Rousseau whose writings lead to the French Revolution and to Marx and Communism, etc. ad nauseum. Time travelers: forget killing Hitler - get Rousseau!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (ZVgZ4)

232 What Britain obviously needs is common sense knife control

Everyone should just use spoons.

Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (lCppi)

233 Floréal and Fructidor were also some good month names.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (6ydKt)

234 I suspect Montco is up there as well

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (Ia/+0)

235 Recycling metals is wise. The other stuff, not so much. Negligible benefits.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (0aYVJ)

236 Bin Wraiths>>>Trash Pandas

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (Gqar8)

237 Christopher R Taylor

The illegals and invited migrants in the UK have greater numbers of people than are in all security forces, police and military with putative allegiance to the Crown.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (u82oZ)

238 One big trash bin here for everything.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (3ek7K)
=====
If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

239 the real problem here are Bin Wraiths"

Trash pandas?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (XuXeR)

240 223 193 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8
Posted by: Skip

Look at PA, Skip.

We're moving towards 11+ percent in several areas
Bucks County 10 plus, Delaware County 11 plus percent.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (NFX2v)

***
The civil war will be ugly.
And necessary.
I hope the brits are prepared.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (2WIwB)

241 I believe Rousseau came up with "property is theft" along with the idea of the Noble Savage.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

242 tubal

I burn my prairie. I have a burn pile. This year flames went up over 25 feet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

243 238 One big trash bin here for everything.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (3ek7K)
=====
If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

I would not flourish in your Fair City.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (Gqar8)

244 Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt

Yes, but the entire Revolution, from start to finish, was disgusting and ghoulish and evil.

They had every right to rebel, but the behavior was by far worse than anything thier monarchy did.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (Vvh2V)

245 Floréal and Fructidor were also some good month names.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (6ydKt)

Not in Australia.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)

246 the real problem here are Bin Wraiths.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (iJfKG)
---
AKA Racoons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (gnNyN)

247 238 One big trash bin here for everything.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (3ek7K)
=====
If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

Filled my trash bin with cactus lobes...got a note from the city affixed to my trash bin telling me that I wasn't allowed to put dirt or concrete in the bin...
Okay, it was heavy, but c'mon, man! Cactus lobes aren't dirt, aren't concrete...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

248 Oh boy. I just got a notice from chamber of commerce that the local LGBT Pride Parade is Saturday, about a mile uptown from me. Thanks for the warning, I won't be anywhere near uptown

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (gQKJe)

249 Three trash cans = Waste Management Inc. union payoff. It's Tony Soprono's wet dream come true.

Locally a 22' foot stake bed truck picks up and drops off the recycling containers. By hand.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (gkCJ2)

250 242 tubal

I burn my prairie. I have a burn pile. This year flames went up over 25 feet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

Dude - would loved to have seen that!

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (Gqar8)

251 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8

Wonder how it defines "foreign" in that context
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:15 PM (UZCuZ)
---
Is xenophobic if you exclude anybody who's been there for more than 6 months.

You're showing that you do not want to consider them your neighbor.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (Fi81e)

252 >>>Trash pickup is going to be problematic for a few days. "Someone stole my bin!"

Posted by: Weak Geek

>We had a windstorm / thunderstorm roll thru here and everybody's bin ended up in the street two blocks away. Luckily, no tornadoes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (D1E+2)

253 Recycling metals is wise. The other stuff, not so much"

Some plastics, too. If the waste is close to a production site...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (XuXeR)

254 This time before the next presidential election might be our last shot, imho.

spot-on!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (VyBeY)

255 I think only glass and aluminum pay back in terms of recycling. The rest is unprofitable garbage. But, the point was and always be commie programming to kill off the West.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
===

Ferrous metals are most cost effective. Separate with a big magnet. Virtually everything requires prison labor* to hand pick through it.

Copper and aluminum not bad if you pick it out as the rest goes into the bin.

I don't think any glass bottles are reused any more (but that was "reuse", not recycle).

*Including dumb ass private citizens who think they are doing the world a favor.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 06:20 PM (/lPRQ)

256 I believe Rousseau came up with "property is theft" along with the idea of the Noble Savage.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

The Romans were writing about the nobility of the Germans in AD 90. But Rousseau was still an ass.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:20 PM (8avO+)

257 When stationed in Germany, we lived off post in a high-rise civilian apartment. We were lectured by the building super for throwing improper waste down the chute. That means he rooted through our garbage and got confirmation regarding who the scoundrels were.

This was over 30 years ago. The Krauts ere serious about recycling even then.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (0aYVJ)

258 Floréal and Fructidor"

Of the House of Elrond?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (XuXeR)

259 Indian did not stab Nowak.

Sikh stabbed Nowak.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (NgPv+)

260 If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

Well, if you are foolish enough to put anything in the trash that bears your name and address. Use a paper punch to punch out any identifying marks from your junk mail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (1z8ji)

261 >>Copper and aluminum not bad if you pick it out as the rest goes into the bin.

Look at the price for scrap copper.

It's always worth your time to sort that stuff out.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (P0D9r)

262 This is what comes from thinking your rights come from the government. The government ALLOWS you free speech as long as you support the governments position. If not....

Most of the Anglosphere is way to comfortable with outsized government.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (l26NL)

263 The Gates of Vienna website had three series of essays on how to fight back in the UK. Those scenarios looked compelling. And hard for security forces to stop. It would take a small group of people to carry out the first wave.

The website also had one essay series just geolocating the front lines.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

264 248 Oh boy. I just got a notice from chamber of commerce that the local LGBT Pride Parade is Saturday, about a mile uptown from me. Thanks for the warning, I won't be anywhere near uptown

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (gQKJe)

Dropped my ballot off at the local community college...gay pride rainbow banners everywhere...Pride month you say? Keep it in the f'n closet, man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK)

265 Both sides of this unpleasntness are disarmed. I would guess that the police are more soft and effeminate than the yobs. Will be interesting.
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (Gqar

---------------

Um, the whole tragedy ensued because one group does have weapons.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (xpP6J)

266 I think only glass and aluminum pay back in terms of recycling. The rest is unprofitable garbage. But, the point was and always be commie programming to kill off the West.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Steel and copper make sense. Glass barely does.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

267 that the local LGBT Pride Parade is Saturday, about a mile uptown from me. Thanks for the warning, I won't be anywhere near uptown
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (gQKJe)

I expect quite a few cops will be on their knees for that one.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (gKWVE)

268 The Romans were writing about the nobility of the Germans in AD 90. But Rousseau was still an ass.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:20 PM (8avO+)
---
Marx had Rousseau's sloppy seconds. His largest audience was the undaunted French revolutionaries hiding out in France.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (Fi81e)

269 We had a burn barrel growing up. 55 gallon drum. Put it all in, light it up. We were ~~savages~~ pyromaniacs.
Posted by: tubal (Gqar

Me. Not necessarily you.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (XBNjf)

270 I salvage every bit of copper. Dead engines and electrical cords

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (5P5DO)

271 We used to sort garbage and put them into the proper bins. All that stopped with the COVID shutdown. Put it all in one bin they said, we’re not going to recycle anymore, they said. Question: were they really recycling before COVID, or were they just pretending, and everything wound up in the same refuse pile at the end of the line?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

272 Then you get a fine and a photo"

I'll take a couple of Ansel Adams prints, ok?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (XuXeR)

273
Nobody expects the Brittish Inquisition.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 02, 2026 06:23 PM (IifOV)

274 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8
Posted by: Skip

Look at PA, Skip.

We're moving towards 11+ percent in several areas
Bucks County 10 plus, Delaware County 11 plus percent.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (NFX2v)

***
The civil war will be ugly.
And necessary.
I hope the brits are prepared.
Posted by: Diogenes
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One of the (former ?) border patrol big wigs recently said the US is close to 100M illegals. I assume that includes those just waived in en masse.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 06:23 PM (/lPRQ)

275 259 Indian did not stab Nowak.

Sikh stabbed Nowak.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (NgPv+)

Sick Sikh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:23 PM (l3cgK)

276 >>I salvage every bit of copper. Dead engines and electrical cords

Best part of Demolition work was the free Copper, Aluminum, Brass and Steel.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (P0D9r)

277 We used to sort garbage and put them into the proper bins. All that stopped with the COVID shutdown. Put it all in one bin they said, we’re not going to recycle anymore, they said. Question: were they really recycling before COVID, or were they just pretending, and everything wound up in the same refuse pile at the end of the line?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

if they were smart, they were. The only thing dumber is really trying to sort garbage.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (8avO+)

278 260 If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

Well, if you are foolish enough to put anything in the trash that bears your name and address. Use a paper punch to punch out any identifying marks from your junk mail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (1z8ji)

Cross-cut shredder.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)

279 The blue fury of the Metropolitan Police Service.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Twsa5)

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There's the problem right there, police service rather than police force. And they not even serving, at least not the rightful citizen.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (xpP6J)

280 Well, if you are foolish enough to put anything in the trash that bears your name and address. Use a paper punch to punch out any identifying marks from your junk mail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (1z8ji)
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The garbage truck is equipped with a camera, the bins are coded to the address, it is all automated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

281 tubal

I shared a photo of the fire with a few morons like Hrothgar, Sharon(willows apprentice) and NotSoThoreau.

If you want, I can send it to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

282 Most every back yard had a concrete incinerator when I was a kid, lots of trash and rubbish was burned and the ashes went in the garbage can

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (VyBeY)

283 271 We used to sort garbage and put them into the proper bins. All that stopped with the COVID shutdown. Put it all in one bin they said, we’re not going to recycle anymore, they said. Question: were they really recycling before COVID, or were they just pretending, and everything wound up in the same refuse pile at the end of the line?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

Mostly lying. There's still a bit of recycling that occurs in some places, but most of these programs persist in a fake form because cancelling them causes pushback.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 06:25 PM (okun6)

284 haha, Chipotle didn't secure their chatbot. Why does chipotle have a chatbot? don't know. But someone reverse engineered their api and made a cli tool that will do claude code gen, code editing, but instead of paying for your own tokens/ai credits, it just submits it to Chipotle's unsecure chatbot.

So now Chipotle is writing code for who knows how many people.

Posted by: banana Dream - Burrito powered coding at June 02, 2026 06:25 PM (3uBP9)

285 Indian did not stab Nowak.

Sikh stabbed Nowak.

Posted by: Braenyard
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It was one Sikh Indian who did a bunch of stabbing.... whose Sikh family joined in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (/lPRQ)

286 Like the red light cameras that automatically mail a ticket to the car's registered address.

You get a photo of your kid driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

287 283 271 We used to sort garbage and put them into the proper bins. All that stopped with the COVID shutdown. Put it all in one bin they said, we’re not going to recycle anymore, they said. Question: were they really recycling before COVID, or were they just pretending, and everything wound up in the same refuse pile at the end of the line?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

Mostly lying. There's still a bit of recycling that occurs in some places, but most of these programs persist in a fake form because cancelling them causes pushback.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 06:25 PM (okun6)

Here, they were only removing the plastic bottles that had CRV on them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

288 We had burn barrels when I was a kid. I loved helping Dad burn things. But, we were smart enough not to do so on windy days. And in Cody WY that happens a lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (0aYVJ)

289 nood platner again

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (5rh/l)

290 All the parties in Scotland's pretend parliament are leftist idiots. All sides are on England's dole instead of serving Scotland.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+)

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That's why they have not voted for independence, everyone knows the money comes from London.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (xpP6J)

291 284 haha, Chipotle didn't secure their chatbot. Why does chipotle have a chatbot? don't know. But someone reverse engineered their api and made a cli tool that will do claude code gen, code editing, but instead of paying for your own tokens/ai credits, it just submits it to Chipotle's unsecure chatbot.

So now Chipotle is writing code for who knows how many people.

Posted by: banana Dream - Burrito powered coding at June 02, 2026 06:25 PM (3uBP9)

Your code is gonna get Hep B...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (l3cgK)

292 The UK needs Gurkhas to police the Sikhs. And the Sikhs to police the Shia. And Texas Rangers to police the Sunni.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

293 This is what comes from thinking your rights come from the government. The government ALLOWS you free speech as long as you support the governments position. If not....

Most of the Anglosphere is way to comfortable with outsized government.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (l26NL)
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Rights do come from government. The founders painted with a not-so-analytic brush.

Goodwill comes from God. Thus it is in observation of the need of rulers to have the good of the individual in mind, that prompted letting people speak their minds.

To many tyrannical governments over the ages, Locke's principle that the mind cannot be compelled, just meant they would have to kill you or maim you or torture you until you didn't stand in the way. And maybe if they inflicted enough pain, you can at least be compelled to stay out of their way.

However, he wrote his Letters to a people professing Christianity, and torturing others for having a different witness. And eventually, we were able to convince that crowd that God perhaps did not want this.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (Fi81e)

294 Most every back yard had a concrete incinerator when I was a kid, lots of trash and rubbish was burned and the ashes went in the garbage can
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (VyBeY)

That's what I do with my burn barrel. Pick any salvageable metal out of the ashes, rest goes in a trash bag, and goes to the transfer station on my trip to dump food waste etc. that doesn't readily burn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (1z8ji)

295 The garbage truck is equipped with a camera, the bins are coded to the address, it is all automated."

Yep. WM uses rfid chip equipped.....

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (XuXeR)

296 286 Like the red light cameras that automatically mail a ticket to the car's registered address.

You get a photo of your kid driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

They removed most of them here. The story I heard is that a guy was with his side-babe when he was caught speeding...photo and fine was sent to his home, where his wife opened the envelope...a lawsuit resulted.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (l3cgK)

297 I had a viable recycling business using paper feed sacks, brown paper bags and cardboard until the company that made my shredder couldn't keep it running. All my source material free.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (5P5DO)

298 292 The UK needs Gurkhas to police the Sikhs. And the Sikhs to police the Shia. And Texas Rangers to police the Sunni.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

Let the Sunni and Shia police each other?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (l3cgK)

299 Add steel and copper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

The civic programs regarding 'recycling' don't accept steel cans. Ask me how I know. ( and who the fuck would throw away a copper can??? )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (diia5)

300 Take you're own recycling in. Why let the government have the money? That's the only reason they make you do it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (Vvh2V)

301 jim (in Kalifornia)

That never works.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

302 Sikhism comes from India: it is a religion of the Indian subcontinent. A Hindu did not stab the young man but a Sikh did.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

303 Fuck England. It was the same thing 250 years ago.
Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (qwype)

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Even the same sort of king? I can't remember what George hundred and eleven was like.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (xpP6J)

304 weft cut-loop

Lots of structural steel, posts, and fences. Cans are too dirty and such a small part of the recycling flow. Cleaning cans wastes water.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

305 I don't see what is happening now is same as any point in English History

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)

306 The Hebrew God is integral to Locke's interpretation the first right "Right to Life". (Suck it, Straussians)

You're right to live that a Christian government is duty-bound to recognize is based on your prohibition to do away with yourself. To live until God determines your death.

And it made sense to Locke to say that because God does not want you to do away with yourself, the state should have a really good reason to do away with you. ("As a state of war", per Locke).

Governments refused to give us these rights for a long time. Heck, Locke only wrote because the commissioned scholar Robert Filmer wrote the Patriarchia which argued "from the Bible" that you were the property of the King. And that God had granted various Biblical figures actual ownership over their siblings and progeny.

So the state was full tilt in denying the rights English citizens already assumed to have, to not be possessions.

But over time, governments, citing a King's service to God to rule, recognized a right to live, rights of self-determination, etc.

It's almost walking-into-walls braindead to argue that you can just as easily synthesize this from any secular, empirical principle.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (Fi81e)

307 As Tousi has just said all the brit papers will be filled with the horror of far-right activist rioting.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (5P5DO)

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I consider that a good thing, it tells the rest of the people that they can do it too. No protests simply inhibits those more timid who would do so if they thought others are doing it.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (xpP6J)

308 But atheists have to be free to slouch and kick the can down the road so they kinda-sorta believe in human rights, because that looks on on the buffet table, and no they can't say where specifically they derive the right, but they can believe in a right if it "makes sense".

However, you are only positively describing yourself as somebody who sees value in assessing other lives with value. Unless you're willing and able to tussle with Hume, you can't say where a normative description comes in. So other people are "free" to describe themselves as "I don't really fall for all that rights of man mumbo-jumbo".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (Fi81e)

309 Best part of Demolition work was the free Copper, Aluminum, Brass and Steel.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (P0D9r)

My brother bought a CZ-75 tactical just from recycling the copper pipes from a house they are renovating. The funny part is the recycling place was next to the gun shop.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (snZF9)

310 292 The UK needs Gurkhas to police the Sikhs. And the Sikhs to police the Shia. And Texas Rangers to police the Sunni.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (u82oZ
One riot, one Ranger.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (UYYJi)

311 The UK, whose citizens let their government strip them of firearms save a few shotguns is a prime example of why the 2nd amendment is the amendment upon which all others hinge.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (uKXqB)

312 @231 ad nauseum.

It started
with bad Latin.

NAUSEAM.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (zdLoL)

One Officer Resigns in Henry Nowak Police-Assisted Murder Scandal
Update: Protests Turn Mostly Peaceful

I heard this hours ago but could not find the story about it.

But now it's confirmed:

Sky News
@SkyNews
BREAKING: One of the police officers involved in the arrest of Henry Nowak has resigned, according to Hampshire Police
https://trib.al/Rx0iR33

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

Three of the other "police officers" participating in the police-assisted murder remain on staff, so this is obviously a cover-up.

People might say: "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do." That's right. But they're lower-level criminals in a greater criminal enterprise, and so we should do with them the same as we do with the small fish of a mafia or terrorist operation (which this actually resembles): Prosecute them until they agree to testify what the higher-ups told them to do.

I have no pity for them. If they're going to cover-up for the higher-ups, let justice be done without mercy.

In the prior post, I linked this MP stating that there was an official document instructing cops to treat blacks and Muslims more favorably than whites:

Wow. What the f*ck?!

�An official police document says that people should be treated differently based on the colour of their skin��

Two-Tier policing and DEI overall in the UK must END NOW. pic.twitter.com/3zYYLqe5EL
— Kosher (@koshercockney) June 2, 2026

Apparently that document is the "Police Action Racism Plan," the DEI authors of which I linked yesterday.

Winston Marshall -- the musician fired from popular folk band Mumford and Sons because, IIRC, he said that he had read Jordan Peterson's book -- discusses this racist, murder-enabling plan:

Winston Marshall
@MrWinMarshall
How could an English police officer cuff and drag an innocent dying white boy, who'd been stabbed 5 times, gasping for his life?
After George Floyd in 2020, an incident which had absolutely nothing to do with Britain, the British establishment lost their minds. The police undertook reform. Their new priority:
"Reports of racist behaviour or action by officers and
staff will be thoroughly investigated and will be dealt with swiftly and robustly, with appropriate support for victims and *those reporting racist behaviours*. "
*Alleged* racism became the priority.
As laid out explicitly as the number 1 priority in 'The Police Race Action Plan' - (link in replies)
And, whilst this is specific to behaviour of police officers and staff themselves, it follows that -
1. This institutional culture inevitably influences operational priorities.
2. Officers who fail to treat an allegation of racism with sufficient seriousness fear or risk being accused of racism themselves.
In 2025 the report was updated (link in replies):
"It is not enough for us to not be racist or to claim not to be racist. Anti-racism demands that we are proactive."
But crucially:
"It does not mean treating everyone 'the same' or being 'colour blind' (racial equality)."
IT IS EXPLICITLY AGAINST RACIAL EQUALITY
So whilst we can't read the mind of the police officer in question in the Henry Nowak murder, nor should we be surprised that this sort of incident occurs. It is the horrifying outcome of an ideologically cultivated institution.
An the murderer's instinct to weaponise this way of thinking shows how entrenched this rot is through our entire society
Enough.
No more two-tier policing.
No more woke-american anti-racism ideology.
Britain must have equal justice for all before the police and the law.

If you can believe it -- and I'm sure you can -- this Two-Tier Policing order was given in reaction to the death of an obese drug addict and strong-arm thief named George Floyd who died in a completely different country when his drug-abused heart gave out.

British cops kneeled -- for George Floyd. So far, there have been no similar gestures to honor the British student they themselves murdered.

British politicians have repeatedly invoked George Floyd. Keir Starmer did seven times -- but he only mentioned Henry Nowak once, yesterday, when the video was released and he realized he could not cover it up any longer.

Konstantin Kisin
@KonstantinKisin
Britain had a moment of silence for George Floyd. Our politicians kneeled en masse to show their outrage at his killing. "I can't breathe" became a slogan.
George Floyd died on the other side of the world. He wasn't British.
Henry Nowak *was* British and his treatment by the police was shocking and negligent in the extreme. Yet there is no minute of silence. There is no coordinated public campaign. There is no kneeling at sporting events.
And we all know why.
During the summer of BLM, some people said "All Lives Matter". This was treated as the highest form of racism and anyone who said this was immediately cancelled. Why? Because the people in charge don't actually think all lives matter in the same way.
They have created a racial hierarchy of victimhood where a career criminal who died through mistreatment by police in a foreign country with 0 evidence of racism like George Floyd is automatically sanctified because of the colour of his skin.
And Henry Nowak, a British man, one of ours, is automatically dismissed and ignored because of the colour of his.
This is the ugly fruit of so-called "anti-racism", an obsession with race that has created a two-tier society which treats people differently because of the colour of their skin.
This needs to stop.

Melissa Chen
@MsMelChen
I think most people now can see the monstrous consequences of the lie that George Floyd's death had anything to do with racism.
America was hardest hit but not a single anglo society was spared, including (inexplicably) Britain, where the police aren't even armed. Federal agencies, corporations, universities, sports teams, the military, the music industry all dropped to their knees in ritual self-flagellation. DEI commissars flooded in like Red Guards, armed with six-figure salaries and limitless bureaucratic power.
Every hire, every promotion, every contract, every training session became a loyalty test to the new faith:
Whiteness = original sin
merit = oppression
colorblindness = violence
They made your life hell for the past 5 years. Billions poured into "equity" grifts while competence hemorrhaged. Everything got a little dumber as the social fabric frayed because suddenly the color of your skin mattered more than whether you could do the job.
And don't forget the "Mostly Peaceful" riots that killed dozens, burned police stations down, looted businesses, and torched entire neighborhoods - many of them the very minority neighborhoods they claimed to champion. Statues were toppled and history was rewritten. "Defund the police" became policy in some progressive cities. Together with bail reform and no-cash bail, Soros DAs ensured that crime was not only downplayed but rather, elevated to a respectable lifestyle choice.
If you noticed any of this, YOU were racist.
Criminals walked. Retail theft became an organized sport as shoplifting rings brazenly (and calmly) walked out with stolen merchandise. And the rest of us? We get to shop at CVS like it's a maximum-security exhibit - toothpaste, deodorant, candy, all locked behind locked plexiglass because punishing thieves became "racist."
This was a wholesale cultural revolution that would make Mao blush. New gurus rose up to dictate the new customs. Can't say "All Lives Matter." Don't ask for ID. Don't notice patterns in crime stats. Exams are racist so the SAT was dismantled. Everyone was commanded to kneel, repent, and genuflect at the altar of "Anti-Racism."
Corporations that once made products now also made propaganda. Schools became grievance factories and abolished advanced-level math classes. Cities that once hummed with ambition were transformed into open-air asylums of needles, tents, and feral disorder.
The legacy of Saint Floyd was a wholesale reprogramming of society, which brings us back to Henry Novak and how he was treated by the police.
The total moral inversion is visible in his death where police hesitated and cuffed him, the VICTIM. They let the victim of a fresh murder bleed out in the street because the new dogma made it unthinkable to confront the obvious: that the perpetrator was not white.
In a New Society where the sacred founding principle is that the WORST moral infraction is to perpetuate racism, it then becomes unfathomable to consider that a non-white person did something bad. Reality itself is routinely denied to preserve this dogma.
A civilization that reaches this point has already surrendered. We now have an entire generation marinated in this poison, taught from childhood to despise the very civilization that handed them unprecedented peace, prosperity, and freedom.
Breaking this programming will not be easy. It is woven into schools, media, corporate policy, and the language we're allowed to speak. But break it we must.
This only ends only when we choose truth over comfort, excellence over equity, and civilization over ritual self-hatred. We need a counter-cultural revolution.

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1 Good. Find the cop and put him on a kabob.

I don't even care if I spelled that correctly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (WONhk)

2 I will let the others know to come riot here, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (WONhk)

3 Nooded. Congratulations, SuperModel!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (NcvvS)

4 "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do." That's right. But they're lower-level criminals in a greater criminal enterprise,

Cops bad!

Posted by: The Covid Medical Worker's Benevolent Ass'n at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (xQK38)

5 It actually goes back to stephen lawrence in 93 when they started flagelating themselves like paul bettany in the davinci code

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (bXbFr)

6 corgis called

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (v6XNT)

7 Let me guess, the cop had already met the requirements for retirement and a pension.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (CwhoI)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

9 BREAKING: One of the police officers involved in the arrest of Henry Nowak has resigned, according to Hampshire Police

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Reform has appointed him to the Shadow Cabinet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (JQYF1)

10 Racism is ThoughtCrime is the Worst Thing Anyone Can Do.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (Q+gd/)

11 He resigned when he SHOULD be charged with a crime. Prick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

12 And the usual mau mauers glommed on

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (bXbFr)

13 I was just following ye orders!

Posted by: Bobbie Friendly at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (jGGMD)

14 Remember Derek Chauvin was convicted of murder for not helping George Floyd when the latter was experiencing an OD even though he had no reason to believe Floyd was ODing.

Nowak told the cops he'd been stabbed and collapsed to the ground.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)

15 He resigned when he SHOULD be charged with a crime. Prick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Both need to happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:36 PM (8avO+)

16 BREAKING: One of the police officers involved in the arrest of Henry Nowak has resigned, according to Hampshire Police

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Reform has appointed him to the Shadow Cabinet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (JQYF1)

I'm starting to sense you don't think Reform will change anything.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (jGGMD)

17 >British cops kneeled -- for George Floyd.

The retarded English national soccer team did the same thing for years.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (rJ48h)

18 Under blair

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (bXbFr)

19 People might say: "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do." That's right. But they're lower-level criminals in a greater criminal enterprise,

and so we should do with them the same as we do with the small fish of a mafia or terrorist operation

Concrete overshoes?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (f8lRf)

20 BREAKING: One of the police officers involved in the arrest of Henry Nowak has resigned, according to Hampshire Police

Which one? The Numbian Labia Lover or the Cropped Hair, Bitter Faced Mariann Edgar Budde Look A Like Rug Muncher?

Posted by: DEI Hires Will Get You Deaded at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (IqKsT)

21 During the summer of BLM, some people said "All Lives Matter". This was treated as the highest form of racism and anyone who said this was immediately cancelled. Why? Because the people in charge don't actually think all lives matter in the same way.

The people that told us that irrespective of what Goode and Pretti had done the cops had no right to kill them also told us that Ashli Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck and Rosanne Boyland deserved to be beaten to death.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

22 16 Reform has appointed him to the Shadow Cabinet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (JQYF1)

I'm starting to sense you don't think Reform will change anything.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (jGGMD)

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Most of the candidates Reform put up are former Conservative Party members who let open the borders to begin with.

Reform spokespeople keep saying things like, "We won't deport anyone, or even kick out immigrants from government housing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (JQYF1)

23 Police Action Racism Plan, ha.

They should have named it Police Enact Racism Plan, PERP.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (n5tGW)

24 I can't even bring myself to care about crime stories in [Neighboring City], let alone London.

In fact, I sufficiently disdain the British that I'm hostile toward them.

If you want to make me sympathetic, try erasing that time your puny country fucked around in my elections.

Whoops! You can't. Suck it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:39 PM (BI5O2)

25 Find the cop and put him on a kabob.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (WONhk)

Spike. Or pike.

That's what it is in a civilized language.

We need to reject ALL non-Western influences!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 04:40 PM (iERP6)

26 If you want to make me sympathetic, try erasing that time your puny country fucked around in my elections.

When the Russian collusion thing started up I pointed out British citizens had openly campaigned for Kerry in 2004.

But that's (D)ifferent! is the only response I could get.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

27 I've heard that Henry's cuffed hand was already white from lack of blood but this is the 1st time I've seen the photo. Sickening beyond belief:

https://tinyurl.com/2jh8sp9y

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (kX27y)

28 The bottom picture is infuriating, however look at it this way. Every man in the picture will be killed in a muzzie takeover and every woman will be treated like a goat.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (gQKJe)

29 The Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis is the head of London's Metropolitan Police Service. Sir Mark Rowley.

He's woke as hell. There are pictures of Rowley and a scarfed police woman drinking tea and eating halal crumpets. He writes policy. He hires and fires.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (fnZRl)

30 I can't even bring myself to care about crime stories in [Neighboring City], let alone London.

In fact, I sufficiently disdain the British that I'm hostile toward them.

If you want to make me sympathetic, try erasing that time your puny country fucked around in my elections.

Whoops! You can't. Suck it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:39 PM (BI5O2)

To be fair, they probably made the Dems results worse by helping. I'm sure the whiny limey bints wowed the inner city men they shrieked at.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (8avO+)

31 25 Find the cop and put him on a kabob.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (WONhk)

Spike. Or pike.

That's what it is in a civilized language.

We need to reject ALL non-Western influences!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 04:40 PM (iERP6)

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Gallows. Perfectly cromulent word with long Anglo-Saxon history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (JQYF1)

32 US cops in many blue cities unfortunately sided with Antifa / BLM when the peaceful rioting was taking place. And by taking sides I'm mostly saying their inaction is taking sides imo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (WNOcj)

33 Its hard not to be cynical

Of course there were tottenham riots about a decade before george floyd which cameron did nothing about

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (bXbFr)

34 This is going to end in blood; this lunatics will not stop as long as they face no consequences

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (4MsaP)

35 The cops, had they any morals, would stand down til their government restores power to UK. I would quit if faced with this reverse racism and inability to do my job. We all know there is no racism it is a tool.

I quit a very, very good job because I was once asked to lie on a form by a worthless manager. I refused and gave notice. I am not stupid, cowed by power, nor did I need to work (so there's that as no one was going to starve). I also found another job in weeks.

The tribal mentality of imaginary racism has infected the brains of the UK and Dims here.

This is the power: one word to bring them to their knees to the migrant worship. Vs defending their own people.

My baby grandgirl is having a chest x-ray and labs so the doc is at least doing something. I hope she is not admitted to the hospital with her father in bloody Australia or a day away. I will gladly help our lovely DIL if I need to in any way. The older kids consider this their second home.

And here I was thinking this month would be an improvement from May!

Karma laughs. I shake my fist at karma and say give it to me for sickness, not a sweet baby girl on top of it all. Bloody hell.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (WONhk)

36 The three cops who showed up unarmed to chat up to Henry's murderer were all female. (Isn't he dreamy with his exotic turban and those big brown crazy eyes?) Henry's murderer had two knives. The ceremonial one around his neck and an 8" blade he used to murder the white kid minding his own business.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (tM5h4)

37 He's woke as hell. There are pictures of Rowley and a scarfed police woman drinking tea and eating halal crumpets. He writes policy. He hires and fires.

He ought to be visiting a lamppost with a short amount of rope.

Posted by: GMan at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (GfWuY)

38 Am I wrong in saying that I'm kinda out of fucks to give about what happens in blighty at this point, and that we have bigger fish to fry right here in the new world?

'Cause that's how I'm feeling these days.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

39 Find his home and torch it

Thems the rules now right?

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (ZihZb)

40 Most of the candidates Reform put up are former Conservative Party members who let open the borders to begin with.

Reform spokespeople keep saying things like, "We won't deport anyone, or even kick out immigrants from government housing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (JQYF1)

I want to believe you're misjudging them. I have nothing that says you are, but I want to.

Because even though Lowe and Restore Britain are making all the right sounds, I doubt they can get their ground game together in time to effectively steal Reform's thunder; the next election might just see the Right split so many ways Labour stays in power by default. What a mess.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (jGGMD)

41 The bottom picture is infuriating, however look at it this way. Every man in the picture will be killed in a muzzie takeover and every woman will be treated like a goat.

A few British girls decided to go to Syria to join ISIS back when they controlled a good deal of the country

They were shocked ISIS had them "married" to ISIS fighters against their will where they were forced to do domestic duties and have sex with their "husbands"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

42 All those chicks holding that banner will understand racism once they are under sharia. And how.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)

43 "It is not enough for us to not be racist or to claim not to be racist. Anti-racism demands that we are proactive."

Ok, well, it's not enough to not be commies or claim not to be commies. You need to be proactive.

Spin up the rotors.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:43 PM (CrtM/)

44 Livestream does remind one of a Python skit, if I'm honest.

Crowd cheers. Dumpster rolls toward the police. They push it aside.

Crowd roars. Another dumpster rolls toward police. It's on fire. They push it aside, then extinguish the fire.

It's pretty lame for a 'riot.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

45 One of those lively yoots who was a gangster

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:44 PM (bXbFr)

46 Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

Totally get it, but I think you are sort of wrong. Fighting back needs to be a worldwide movement, or at least in Western Civilization.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:44 PM (Vvh2V)

47 The British.

Being Fags.

Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (P0D9r)

48 Yeah rowleys a right old dhimmi

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (bXbFr)

49 Resign with pension, I'm sure.

Jail time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

50 interesting side note:

Winston Marshall is the fiancé of Melissa Chen
@MsMelChen. I only know because Winston revealed that they were to be married while he was interviewing her on his podcast on YouTube several months ago.

Just thought it was interesting since Ace posted both of their, very detailed and insightful, tweets.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)

51 I can't even bring myself to care about crime stories in [Neighboring City], let alone London.

In fact, I sufficiently disdain the British that I'm hostile toward them.

If you want to make me sympathetic, try erasing that time your puny country fucked around in my elections.

Whoops! You can't. Suck it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:39 PM (BI5O2)

Question is, who is Western Civ in the UK these days? I know of a few good eggs but they would not fill an apartment block.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (8avO+)

52 Guess the point escapes the slow learing among us ( moi ).
What was the need for cuffs ?
Because someone of colour SAID you were a racist?
That would not pass the reasonable suspicion test for restraint in the USA. Guess in the advanced ways of Great Britain saying something as a person of colour is all the evidence the 'cops') Gestapo) need to restrain and kill you.
FOAD Britain.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (dQYFQ)

53 40 Because even though Lowe and Restore Britain are making all the right sounds, I doubt they can get their ground game together in time to effectively steal Reform's thunder; the next election might just see the Right split so many ways Labour stays in power by default. What a mess.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (jGGMD)

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Restore has a whole slate for the general election already (standard practice in Parliamentary systems prone to snap elections, apparently), so they have a start.

Even then, I'm not sure what Lowe could do with whomever he gets elected in the weird, pocket universe where Restore wins enough to mean something.

I think best case scenario is that Restore works as a force to pull Reform to the right on immigration, where potential Reform MPs have to make the right sounds about deportations in order to get elected because Restore is voicing the need. Maybe an agreement between the two parties to share power and strategically back out of races to increase their chances of winning (like what Labour and the CP did in the last general to block Reform).

We'll see, but we're decades into the British system fuck over the people on immigration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (JQYF1)

54 Name?

They need to be named and prosecuted.
Just like with George Floyd, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (4KUe5)

55 Stated before, the British just like Californians voted for it, live with it or fight

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia/+0)

56 The next election is 3 years away. Toast.

The UK averages 114 new arrivals per day of mostly military aged men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (n5tGW)

57
'Cause that's how I'm feeling these days.
Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

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I get it. However, this is a sample of what the Dims want to bring here and are in Portland and Seattle, MN and NYC.

The difference is we have guns and understand the issue vs being helpless. They are basically helpless, the Brits who care what is happening.

That is sad to see.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:47 PM (WONhk)

58 The excuse these retards use is:

'What about Muh Colonization?' ...

The simple and correct response is:

The World suffered when Anglos stopped Colonizing the Planet.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 04:47 PM (P0D9r)

59
Just doing our jobs sir we are but indifferent instruments of the Law.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 04:47 PM (O0L8i)

60 When Britain was a manly kingdom it had a method for dealing with rapists and murderers.

https://tinyurl.com/mpccw629

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:47 PM (NgPv+)

61 56 The next election is 3 years away. Toast.

The UK averages 114 new arrivals per day of mostly military aged men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (n5tGW)

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Unless Starmer calls for a snap election as punishment for Labour threatening his power.

Or, a vote of no confidence vote started by one of the 4 Reform MPs actually getting a majority because Labour is sick of Starmer's shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (JQYF1)

62 I don't think "suicidal empathy" is strong enough of a term to describe the depths of psychotic self-loathing and hate that it takes to be one of those people holding the anti-racist pre-printed signs.

To protest the murder of someone only because they were killed by a minority?

It's like they have completely disassociated themselves from reality, where they don't even exist in it anymore.

They're just ... some fictional characters who exist as a chorus in a distant morality play where good is determined solely by skin color, the darker the more virtuous.

Just chant, chant in the background.

Tonight we all go home, tomorrow the curtain will rise again and the stage lights will shine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (73/SM)

63
The cops in Grand Rapids cowered in their HQ during the George Floyd rioters attacked a sporting goods store across the street.

The owner Mr. Reynolds met them at the door with a shotgun.

The DEI chief of police, a former neighbor, left shortly afterwards.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (Y8DZL)

64 The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle.

When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (NgPv+)

65 Again I hate that there are any comparisons to the George Floyd case. Except for the can't breath utterance there are no similarities.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (WNOcj)

66 Because even though Lowe and Restore Britain are making all the right sounds, I doubt they can get their ground game together in time to effectively steal Reform's thunder; the next election might just see the Right split so many ways Labour stays in power by default. What a mess.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (jGGMD)

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Reform and Restore will together almost surely combine to get a majority, and unless Farage is deranged they can make a coalition government. But that's probably gonna be in 2029 since their absurd system has gotten rid of the one thing a Parliamentary system is supposed to be good at - ditching the current government and going back to the people to change course.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)

67 I don't think Starmer will resign or call a snap election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (n5tGW)

68 Blowing from a gun

At the raising of the flag in the morning
At the lowering of the flag in the evening

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (NgPv+)

69 Totally get it, but I think you are sort of wrong. Fighting back needs to be a worldwide movement, or at least in Western Civilization.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:44 PM (Vvh2V)

Every night I pray for continued deportations, restoration of the USA vs illegals, and for the UK and Europe to follow our lead.

My one prayer may seem to be nothing, but it is something for me as I want restoration of Christians and the Jewish people against barbarians.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)

70 They were shocked ISIS had them "married" to ISIS fighters against their will where they were forced to do domestic duties and have sex with their "husbands"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

But are back fighting the phantom oppressive white Christian "patriarchy" upon return to their countries of origin...

Posted by: Another reason they should not have the vote at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (TbWk/)

71 Because though crime tops real crime

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (bXbFr)

72 67 I don't think Starmer will resign or call a snap election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (n5tGW)

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I don't either.

I've been saying for 2 years that he's in for the whole 5 years even as predictions of his imminent resignation have popped up every 3 months or so for the past 24.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:51 PM (JQYF1)

73 I don't think Starmer will resign or call a snap election.

Why would he?

The only answer to that, BTW, is if instead of just peacefully protesting Brits turned out and started hanging members of his party/police.

And Britain is nowhere near ready for that

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

74 My one prayer may seem to be nothing, but it is something for me as I want restoration of Christians and the Jewish people against barbarians.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)

How many Christians in the UK these days? Actual ones?

And may God hear your prayer, but the UK was pretty damaged morality wise even before the immigrant craze.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (8avO+)

75 Every time something really horrible happens to British normies, I think "this is it; our cousins won't take it anymore." But sure enough, they make some muted, polite noise (they are British, after all) and then just go away. If the Brits stand for this, they are truly nothing but compliant serfs. Maybe we can give asylum to any with enough gumption to get our.

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (sFNX2)

76 The only reason for the Labour Party to call early elections would be to take advantage of a shift in polling favoring them before it evaporates. And even then, they'd have no chance of retaining a majority of Parliament, so it would require a forward-thinking prime minister who would realize the advantage of becoming the main opposition party, giving the Labour Party an opportunity to win back voters already lost to the Lib Dems and the Greens, with the possibility of regaining a majority at the next election after that.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (2hP3E)

77 Just my take but I would like th have heard the protestors chanting " Justice for Henry"

Fuck fentanyl George and anything to do with him.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (5P5DO)

78 Chauvin and co tried to save floyd but he was too jumped up to let them

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (bXbFr)

79 73 Why would he?

The only answer to that, BTW, is if instead of just peacefully protesting Brits turned out and started hanging members of his party/police.

And Britain is nowhere near ready for that

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

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Starmer could call a snap election if Labour goes through with the leadership vote to topple him. Rumors of him threatening it a few weeks ago.

Remember how there were 80-100 Labour MPs signalling that they supported a new leadership vote?

Whatever happened to that?

Oh, right, Starmer threatened them with a snap election and the whole thing fell apart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (JQYF1)

80 sometimes I think there's a war on White people with children - particularly those of us with sons - being waged by White people with no children.

and I cannot understand why

minorities are just them papering over what they really and truly want

they want my sons dead

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (j+aD2)

81 Police news locally.
I've been posting about the trial of a NYS trooper about a mile from me. He pulled over a guy on the Thruway. An argument endued , pepper spray deployed and the suspect took off at about 90mph. Chase occurred, pit move and in the accident the suspects eight year old daughter was killed. Trooper found not guilty of murder, but found guilty of criminally neg homicide.
He was sentenced today to 2 1/2 to 7 1/2 yrs in state prison. Appeals pending , the usual suspects are outraged about the original verdict and now about the sentence. Appeals pending

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (gQKJe)

82 Britain is gone. If it returns it won’t be until the smoking ruins get rebuilt by some future generation. But, I won’t take the bet of that happening. Their revolutionary days are 400 years gone.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (Gqar8)

83 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (NgPv+)

Brilliant. Perhaps too quick of a death, depending on tbe crime, but a good example to put forth.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (Vvh2V)

84 78 Chauvin and co tried to save floyd but he was too jumped up to let them
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (bXbFr)

That doesn't match the video shared at the time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

85 I'm glad that I was retired before the "anti-racism" (i.e., actual racial bias against white persons) became a thing. It just boggles my mind that cops called to investigate an incident [a fight? -- reportage doesn't make that clear] in which one person claims to have been stabbed didn't assess him for wounds or bleeding.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (ksbjf)

86 They may have been just following orders but they did not have to joke while the guy bled out on the pavement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

87 86 They may have been just following orders but they did not have to joke while the guy bled out on the pavement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

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Chaotic evil > lawful neutral

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (JQYF1)

88 In American news an illegal killed a cop via a driving the wrong way collision in MA.

ICE got him.

I followed some leftwing threads on this and Massholes are upset that the killer is likely to be deported. I saw one person post:

"I know this man and he is the nicest person you could imagine. He just made a mistake. If you've never driving for a living you shouldn't judge!"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

89 80 sometimes I think there's a war on White people with children - particularly those of us with sons - being waged by White people with no children.

and I cannot understand why

minorities are just them papering over what they really and truly want

they want my sons dead
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (j+aD2)

White males cn get in the way of their Utopia. For fun, ask them to define their Utopia.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (Gqar8)

90 sometimes I think there's a war on White people with children - particularly those of us with sons - being waged by White people with no children.

and I cannot understand why

minorities are just them papering over what they really and truly want

they want my sons dead
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (j+aD2)

This has been going on since the 60s and 'overpopulation' and of course feminism having no room for mothers in the 70s.

left wingers suffer no rivals in power, and home and family is the strongest power there is.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)

91 by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (j+aD2)

They're not even really pampering it over any more.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (Vvh2V)

92 Because thought crime tops real crime
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Because people committing thought crimes won't fight back and we get an arrest to count toward our monthly quota.
Real crimes and real criminals are too dangerous--we might not make it home at night!
/s/ Every British policeperson.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (73/SM)

93 #88
The killer should be taken to the train station.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (f0B73)

94 "I know this man and he is the nicest person you could imagine. He just made a mistake. If you've never driving for a living you shouldn't judge!"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

if he were a nice person he should agree he deserves punishment for his crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

95 92 Because thought crime tops real crime
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Because people committing thought crimes won't fight back and we get an arrest to count toward our monthly quota.
Real crimes and real criminals are too dangerous--we might not make it home at night!
/s/ Every British policeperson.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (73/SM)

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"Thought crimes hurt feelings. Other crimes just hurt property. It's obvious that thought crimes are far, far worse."
-the 19 year old blonde girl signing up to be a bobbie in England

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (JQYF1)

96 Reform and Restore will together almost surely combine to get a majority, and unless Farage is deranged they can make a coalition government.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)
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The Restore Britain Party is currently polling at 3%, which isn't enough to win any seats, but the loss of votes will shift a substantial number of seats from Reform UK to other parties.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (2hP3E)

97 >>"I know this man and he is the nicest person you could imagine. He just made a mistake. If you've never driving for a living you shouldn't judge!"

Since I have been employed as a Driver let me be the first Qualified person to say that he should be hanged by the neck until dead.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (P0D9r)

98 94 "I know this man and he is the nicest person you could imagine. He just made a mistake. If you've never driving for a living you shouldn't judge!"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

if he were a nice person he should agree he deserves punishment for his crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

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"Exactly! Community service for an NGO that gets Democrats elected would be a great punishment for him!"
-MA commenters on Reddit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (JQYF1)

99 There is a by-election in Makerfield, England (near Manchester) on June 18.

This was set up so that Andy Burnham (Labour’s last great hope to replace Starmer as leader) can win a seat in parliament.

Both Reform UK and Restore Britain are running candidates against Burnham.

It’s possible that one or the other beats Burnham and prevents him from being elected leader of Labour because you have to be a sitting MP to lead the national party.

All eyes are on Makerfield the next few weeks go see how it all shakes out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)

100 They may have been just following orders but they did not have to joke while the guy bled out on the pavement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

If cops can't have a chuckle or two while a murder victim bleeds to death at their feet then the terrorists have already won. You don't understand how hard their jobs are and the terrors they face every day, seeing the worst of people day in, day out, all day long. Why do you hate our heroes in blue? Why do you hate law enforcement? Why do you hate AMERICA??!!

Posted by: Very much sarcasm at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (TbWk/)

101 Oh, right, Starmer threatened them with a snap election and the whole thing fell apart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I don't think he used that threat yet. He calculated that he'd beat Streeting if it came to a vote. But he knows he's done if Burnham wins and gets a seat.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 04:57 PM (XvL8K)

102 I have been on the receiving end of a hate whitey riot. I hate people for what they are on the inside, not the outside.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 04:57 PM (5P5DO)

103 See fall of minneapolis

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:57 PM (bXbFr)

104 https://tinyurl.com/25sseaxw
TJM'S John Ford Ranking

Like and Hype please

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)

105 104 https://tinyurl.com/25sseaxw
TJM'S John Ford Ranking

Like and Hype please

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)

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3.5 hours?

Pff..

I don't got time for that.

I'm going to binge watch a TV show I won't pay attention to instead for the next 7 hours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (JQYF1)

106 Did these female cops who showed up initially see any blood? Did they even look for it, as the man on the ground kept saying he had been stabbed?

And P.S. I did hear that a couple of the females had already resigned.

Posted by: Random PJ at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (+jscL)

107 BTW, I am not for and do loathe political violence. But I just don't see the UK fixing this at the ballot box. So I think they should take the masthead advice of this site, at least until there is some actionable change.

History has shown what muslim majorities do, this is not rocket science.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (n5tGW)

108 Starmer could call a snap election if Labour goes through with the leadership vote to topple him. Rumors of him threatening it a few weeks ago.

Remember how there were 80-100 Labour MPs signalling that they supported a new leadership vote?

Whatever happened to that?

Oh, right, Starmer threatened them with a snap election and the whole thing fell apart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (JQYF1)

Most of those MPs are people who just won in the Labor 'landslide' when all parties colluded to keep Reform out and punish the Tories in the majority. They have no chance in a new election and they know it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)

109 And thus it commences.

(Said in18th-century Oxford accent.)

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (Av6i5)

110 108 Most of those MPs are people who just won in the Labor 'landslide' when all parties colluded to keep Reform out and punish the Tories in the majority. They have no chance in a new election and they know it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)

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Everyone in Labour knows it's on borrowed time, so they hang onto power by Starmer's good graces and the fact that their king won't give a shit about his country going to shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (JQYF1)

111 Real crimes and real criminals are too dangerous--we might not make it home at night!
/s/ Every British policeperson.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02

They might be right, they don’t get to be armed.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

112 The Mercian
@TheMercianNews
·
Follow
🚨JUST IN: Far left activist group "Stand Up to Racism" disrupted a vigil for murdered student Henry Nowak.

They proudly boast on social media that they screamed "fascist" at mourners as they laid flowers and attempted to hold a 3 minute silence in Southampton.
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It is forbidden to show sympathy with their victims.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 05:00 PM (RIvkX)

113 Disgruntled and Disarmed.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:00 PM (Gqar8)

114 Least I could do for the work you put in.

I do love Westerns

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:00 PM (Ia/+0)

115 106 Did these female cops who showed up initially see any blood? Did they even look for it, as the man on the ground kept saying he had been stabbed?

And P.S. I did hear that a couple of the females had already resigned.
Posted by: Random PJ at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (+jscL)

The female cop was the only one who looked for injuries and asked for an ambulance. The male was arresting him.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

116 White women's jungle fever has killed more people and destroyed more lives than racism post-slavery.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:01 PM (Twsa5)

117 The disgruntled better be careful - they may call out the military - wait -

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:02 PM (Gqar8)

118 This TJM guy has a lot of thoughts going on in his brainstuff.

Nicely done.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:03 PM (Twsa5)

119
...but only if there was more spending for education, health care, day care and justice...

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 05:03 PM (Y8DZL)

120 The Restore Britain Party is currently polling at 3%, which isn't enough to win any seats, but the loss of votes will shift a substantial number of seats from Reform UK to other parties.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (2hP3E)

They went 10 of 10 in the local elections they contested. I would especially not trust the polls since the news doesn't even mention their names aloud, like Voldemort. Reform was polling poorly too a few years ago as they built their organization.

There are people out there Reform isn't willing to stoop to try and reach.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:04 PM (8avO+)

121 British policeman: "I'm so wonderfully anti-racism I helped a brown person murder a white kid. I don't know why the brown person murdered the kid, but I murdered him because he was white."

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 05:04 PM (w8dnx)

122 I hear there are positions open in Sandford, Gloucester.

Won the best village competition several years in a row they did.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (Twsa5)

123 Floyd died because he ate all his drugs when he saw the police walking towards his car. Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (JizAL)

124 So, in the same breath:

-Restore is insignificant and won't win shjt

-they will steal so many votes from reform that they won't win either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

125 The female cop was the only one who looked for injuries and asked for an ambulance. The male was arresting him.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

Probably because she was on the only one who could be bothered to bend down and look over the body of the man dying on the ground.

And she didn’t even find the stab wounds.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)

126 123.

Some problems take care of themselves. Too bad the media was horny for riots.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (Twsa5)

127 122 I hear there are positions open in Sandford, Gloucester.

Won the best village competition several years in a row they did.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (Twsa5)

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I've always wanted to move to the country, Jeanine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (JQYF1)

128
I can't see how Labour backs down from its current positions. The party is thoroughly infested with, at best, second-generation immigrants. The Tories are shot below the water line and sinking fast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (O0L8i)

129 The female cop was helping put the handcuffs on

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (5P5DO)

130 @105

>>I don't got time for that.

At least you got the top three correct this time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (XV/Pl)

131 >> Floyd died because he ate all his drugs when he saw the police walking towards his car. Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.

If you watch the entire Video, George Floyd was killed by the actions of the Mob who surrounded the Police and kept the Paramedics from getting anywhere near the scene.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (P0D9r)

132 >>Two-Tier Policing order was given in reaction to the death of an obese drug addict and strong-arm thief named George Floyd

Part of their strategy, then and now, is to create chaos (the riots) as a threat -- "become woke or this will happen to your city"

It is just a more sophisticated form of mau mauing. Give us money, defund police, two tier justice, hire us as consultants, etc. or we will burn your city....

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (SHj+T)

133 127.

That window was broken from the inside.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (Twsa5)

134 Yes, they need more cops that have a peace lily.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (n5tGW)

135 130 @105

>>I don't got time for that.

At least you got the top three correct this time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (XV/Pl)

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Then I don't get the hate viewers who come by to correct my pronunciation of words and call me a poopyhead for having opinions not in line with the IMDB Top 250, or whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (JQYF1)

136 128
I can't see how Labour backs down from its current positions. The party is thoroughly infested with, at best, second-generation immigrants. The Tories are shot below the water line and sinking fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (O0L8i)

Interesting eulogy Hadrian.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar8)

137 Happy Pri(DEMON)th, everybody!

Posted by: The Dumbocrats at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (A+X4b)

138 It’s even more retarded because the stabber was able to legally carry the knife because of a religious exemption (Sikh), but the victim would have been arrested if he had a knife.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (JizAL)

139 134 Yes, they need more cops that have a peace lily.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (n5tGW)

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There was a terrible accident when I went to buy one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (JQYF1)

140 Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (JizAL)

If you watch the body. am footage you can see Floyd downing the pills in the car as the cops are trying to talk to him.

The cops found pills he spit out in the police car they tried, and failed, to get him to stay in.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

141 So, in the same breath:

-Restore is insignificant and won't win shjt

-they will steal so many votes from reform that they won't win either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

This by-election is an interesting test - it would be funny if Reform/Restore can win a seat and make Labor carry the Starmer boat anchor even longer. If either of those two do win, well we have a civil war in Labor and possibly an election sooner than 2029.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)

142 So, in the same breath:
-Restore is insignificant and won't win shjt
-they will steal so many votes from reform that they won't win either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)
*****************************

Breaking news: the United Kingdom doesn't have proportional representation.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (2hP3E)

143 Certainly the officers need to face charges and should resign but who I really want to pay the price are all the politicians and police brass that imposed these policies and trained the cops to do this. Nooses should be in order.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (UZCuZ)

144 Everyone in Labour knows it's on borrowed time, so they hang onto power by Starmer's good graces and the fact that their king won't give a shit about his country going to shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (JQYF1)

Regicide is under-rated.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (Sco7b)

145 Come on out to the urbanized suburbs and pretend there's not a difference in the administration of 'justice.'

The youth have caught on quickly and the parents/guardians absolutely insist upon it. Backing all are non-profits with their 'reduction' (drugs, violence, etc) programs, prominent law firms, politicians and police. Pushing back early on to stop escalation is nearly impossible, but if anyone will concede and shut up it's the norms.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (NFX2v)

146 123 Floyd died because he ate all his drugs when he saw the police walking towards his car. Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.

yep

and if they'd been able to get him in the back of the car he'd have ODed and they'd have taken him to a hospital and he likely would have lived.

he was FREAKING and would not go into the police car

I watched the whole (long) video and if anything they were gentle with him

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (j+aD2)

147
So, to more important things. Carolina or Vegas?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (O0L8i)

148 144 Everyone in Labour knows it's on borrowed time, so they hang onto power by Starmer's good graces and the fact that their king won't give a shit about his country going to shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (JQYF1)

Regicide is under-rated.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (Sco7b)

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William would be no better.

Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:09 PM (JQYF1)

149

Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
@profstonge
Japan’s set to import another 800,000 third-worlders just months after an election promising to crack down on migration.

At this rate Japan will be mostly non-Japanese in just 33 years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

150 148.

Ever notice that Royals are never carrying a "fetus"?

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (Twsa5)

151 update: See end of post. The protests have turned, as CNN would say, "Mostly Peaceful."

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (1wjle)

152 William would be no better.

Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:09 PM (JQYF1)

It's like potato chips...
You don't stop at one....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (Sco7b)

153 Something else I do not get: did not find thebstab wounds. You get stabbed more than 5 times, youre going to be leaking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

154 I can't see how Labour backs down from its current positions. The party is thoroughly infested with, at best, second-generation immigrants. The Tories are shot below the water line and sinking fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (O0L8i)

Interesting eulogy Hadrian.
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar

Tories are a dead party, killed for their own treason over Brexit and then Immigration. Labor is hoping that ditching Kier gives them a little relief and lets a few survive afterward.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)

155 "Stop the Far Right" just about perfectly captures what is wrong with Britain.

Because "far right" to the sigh-holder is all the people who don't want innocent men stabbed to death and pre-teen girls raped.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (73/SM)

156 > William would be no better.

Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits.
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I think she outsourced their upbringing. It's kinda' what they do over there when they've got more money than common sense. It's also tradition. One that sucks.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 05:11 PM (jehhT)

157 149.

Japan has rejected my formal proposal to impregnate their women and a few of their giant robots.

Now they can deal with the consequences.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:11 PM (Twsa5)

158 148

William would be no better.

Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:09 PM (JQYF1)

Inbreeding of twits. Honestly, as flawed as our system is ( and it has its’ flaws ), as least every four, or eight years max, we have a shot at getting a decent Grand Poobah.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (Gqar8)

159
Harry becomes the next Cromwell. Hey, he's got nothing to lose!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (O0L8i)

160 >>Something else I do not get: did not find thebstab wounds. You get stabbed more than 5 times, youre going to be leaking.

Clothing.

It's real hard to find a stab wound with the clothing still on the victim...unless they took a hit to an artery, most bleeding will be internal.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (P0D9r)

161 125 The female cop was the only one who looked for injuries and asked for an ambulance. The male was arresting him.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

Probably because she was on the only one who could be bothered to bend down and look over the body of the man dying on the ground.

And she didn’t even find the stab wounds.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)

It was only a flesh wound.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (N39Ws)

162 The killer was a knife fanatic of sorts, had trained with them since little. He was carrying something closer to a short sword that he used. And Rupert Lowe's report on the rape gangs is coming out. There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (7T8ei)

163 "The people that told us that irrespective of what Goode and Pretti had done the cops had no right to kill them also told us that Ashli Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck and Rosanne Boyland deserved to be beaten to death. "

and here we are.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (VyBeY)

164 151.

Boyhowdy. Gonna be a sporty night.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (Twsa5)

165 Breaking news: the United Kingdom doesn't have proportional representation.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (2hP3E)

So your position is either:

-why are they bothering?

- or restore should get with the program and back the fine fellows of the GOPe... I mean Reform?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s)

166
Remember, if you spread "misinformation" about the UK police's explicitly racist Two Tier Policing Agenda, the UK police may visit you, and remember, they sometimes murder people in the name of "Antiracism."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Phuck the U.K.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (QVmho)

167 So really, as to the blood at the scene, the cops only made a cursory inspection of the victim while they were busy cuffing him. They did not believe him, hardly searched him in the dark of night, and just blew off his obvious distress.

Absolutely unforgivable.

Posted by: Random PJ at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (+jscL)

168 Breaking news: the United Kingdom doesn't have proportional representation.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (2hP3E)

The election in question now is a single seat election that may, if Labor wins, make a non disgraced Labor dude eligible to challenge Starmer for PM. So in theory Reform and Restore might split votes and let Labor 'win'. If you call electing some mayor and hoping he becomes your national leader in an instant.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)

169 @135

>> Then I don't get the hate viewers who come by to correct my pronunciation of words and call me a poopyhead

If you want to really gin up some traffic, do a combined retrospective of Harmony Korine and Vincent Gallo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 05:14 PM (XV/Pl)

170 update: See end of post. The protests have turned, as CNN would say, "Mostly Peaceful."
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (1wjle)

Good.

The government tribe isn't going to improve its behavior unless they learn to fear the public. And obviously in Britain, elections no longer fill that need. Particularly with careerists like cops.

Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2026 05:14 PM (vSvIl)

171 Read that his lungs were full of blood, so there was significant internal bleeding in addition to whatever leaked out.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (4KUe5)

172 I think Charles has pancreatic cancer so their will be a new king soon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (n5tGW)

173 It's real hard to find a stab wound with the clothing still on the victim...unless they took a hit to an artery, most bleeding will be internal.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (P0D9r)

Ok, that makes sense. I am not Christopher Lee- i have not made a study of stabbing people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (zZu0s)

174 update: See end of post. The protests have turned, as CNN would say, "Mostly Peaceful."
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That's not even a tussle.
Maybe a slight mussing.

And lol at the cops with those flimsy shields.

That is holding the crowd back?
And not a chunk of concrete or rock flying?
Lame.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (73/SM)

175 Harry becomes the next Cromwell. Hey, he's got nothing to lose!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (O0L8i)

Cromwell was a military dictator, not a Royal.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)

176 That riot video sounds like every Guy Ritchey movie sped up playing all at once.

I love it. They have found the remaining testosterone cistern in the UK and the cops aren't going to like it.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:16 PM (Twsa5)

177 Shame what the British did to Cromwell's corpse, maybe he could have came back from the dead now

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:16 PM (Ia/+0)

178 Shame what the British did to Cromwell's corpse, maybe he could have came back from the dead now
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:16 PM (Ia/+0)

A shining moment, since they were too cowardly to do anything when the dude was alive.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)

179 In case you missed it the UK government had police arrest Tousi's team member to keep them from doing live coverage at Southhampton

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (5P5DO)

180 If you watch the entire Video, George Floyd was killed by the actions of the Mob who surrounded the Police and kept the Paramedics from getting anywhere near the scene.

There was probably no way they were going to save him anyway, he took a truly heroic level of drugs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (UZCuZ)

181 They originally said the officers were all female. But there was actually a male officer there too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (7T8ei)

182 There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

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muslims are training up for battle. Many mosques have warrior programs and boot camp type stuff. The mosques themselves are actually forts or akin to the Chinese foreign police stations - gather intelligence, secure storage of weapons, spy on locals, spread propaganda, etc.

I am sure many in Europe are full of weapons. What is interesting is that when the final battle comes, the Sikhs will be on our side. With their knives.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (SHj+T)

183 Aren't these UK cops called 'Bobbies'?
Cuz that sounds gay.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (UjdFS)

184 that Mumford guy says "whilst" too much

Posted by: the dandy at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (8l8nW)

185 >>Ok, that makes sense. I am not Christopher Lee- i have not made a study of stabbing people.

As long as you know where the shallow arteries are, you'll do fine.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (P0D9r)

186 cool. rioting that I can support! Go Brits!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (VyBeY)

187 The cops' shields look to be about as strong as a covid-era plastic face shield.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (w8dnx)

188
The protests have turned, as CNN would say, "Mostly Peaceful."
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Have they blamed Trump yet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (Cqx++)

189 So your position is either:
-why are they bothering?
- or restore should get with the program and back the fine fellows of the GOPe... I mean Reform?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s)
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It's been a century since Britain last had a major party replaced (Liberals by Labour). Reform UK, a recently established party, has now eclipsed the declining Conservatives in the polls and has a chance to win power, for the first time, in the next general election. Yet many people are instantly dismissing it and instead advocating splitting their vote with a new party, which is disastrous in a winner-takes-all single-member district system such as Britain (or America).

Reform UK is not the establishment (GOPe).

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (2hP3E)

190 Then I don't get the hate viewers who come by to correct my pronunciation of words and call me a poopyhead

I try to like and comment on videos, I don't get to all of them, though. The algorithm supposedly likes that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (UZCuZ)

191 129 The female cop was helping put the handcuffs on
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05

I didn’t see that in the video, but I did see her kowtowing to the male the first time she asked for an ambulance, it was very meek and mild. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (Dd38x)

192 I think Charles has pancreatic cancer so their will be a new king soon.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (n5tGW)

if he has the kind Biden has he may be around a bit longer.

But I have heard he might be fast tracking an abdication, maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

193 Petrol, styrofoam, dish soap, rags, and vodka bottles la dee dah dee dah.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:20 PM (Twsa5)

194 Probably already posted, but those two Fauci accomplices who attempted to smuggle vials of monkeypox virus into Detroit Metro Airport have been charged by the FBI.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 05:20 PM (J4Dwc)

195 Fat guy in the blue shirt was pissed.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS)

196 Aren't these UK cops called 'Bobbies'?

I think they were called Peelers early on, supposedly after the guy involved early on in the British Police system named Robert Peel? Something I read once. I think that's where the "bobby" comes from. Probaby Cockney slang.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:21 PM (UZCuZ)

197
Question is, who is Western Civ in the UK these days? I know of a few good eggs but they would not fill an apartment block.
Posted by: Oldcat

Worked with about 60 or so brits and another 40 or so western European defense contractors for about four years. Universally, all of them were pussies that would apologize for someone else's mistakes. Knowing them, and their apologetic nature, Europe, the U.K., and quite possibly Canada area fuck diddly ucked. Right in the squeak hole.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:21 PM (QVmho)

198 I was just on the phone with a recruiter from London today. Funny old world.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:22 PM (Twsa5)

199 Protest needs more Molotov.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:22 PM (/lPRQ)

200 162. There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Check with the Irish.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 05:22 PM (NFX2v)

201 The election in question now is a single seat election that may, if Labor wins, make a non disgraced Labor dude eligible to challenge Starmer for PM. So in theory Reform and Restore might split votes and let Labor 'win'. If you call electing some mayor and hoping he becomes your national leader in an instant.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)
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Exactly right; it's not impossible that Restore Britain taking votes away from Reform UK in this parliamentary by-election might result in it being won by the Labour candidate where it otherwise would have been won by the Reform UK candidate. This Labour candidate, Andy Burnham, is the hope of those seeking to oust Starmer as party leader (and therefore prime minister). If Burnham is defeated, then Labour will stumble onward with Starmer as leader, possibly for the next three years until this parliament expires.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (2hP3E)

202 There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.
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How much anyone wanna' bet the Muslims came into the UK with guns? By the thousands.

It's sorta' how you subjugate a population with strict gun control laws. Someone's just now realizing this over there?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (jehhT)

203 Floyd died because he ate all his drugs when he saw the police walking towards his car. Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.

There is actually video of him gobbling down stuff in his car LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (UZCuZ)

204 Reform UK is not the establishment (GOPe).
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (2hP3E)

It certainly is the fear given their weakness on immigration reform and large influxes of Tories who are not trusted. This is natural when major parties die and new ones form, as the Republicans in the 1850s showed but will have to show some spine if they want to defeat Restore.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)

205 Maximus needs to get his boys organized there. Couple fence posts deftly applied would break that plastic shield line forthwith.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:24 PM (Twsa5)

206 Defund the Bobbies!

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (UjdFS)

207 Reform UK is not the establishment (GOPe).
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (2hP3E)

Arent most former Tories who want to escape that stench (that the Tories rightfully have?)

Seems a lot like the GOPe vs MAGA dynamics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

208 Worked with about 60 or so brits and another 40 or so western European defense contractors for about four years. Universally, all of them were pussies that would apologize for someone else's mistakes. Knowing them, and their apologetic nature, Europe, the U.K., and quite possibly Canada area fuck diddly ucked. Right in the squeak hole.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:21 PM (QVmho)

We could probably find some openings for the SAS and other Brit professional soldiers here and there.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (8avO+)

209 maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

That is power that will never be used. If he does dissolve parliament, their first vote after a new one is elected will be to end the monarchy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (OZsUk)

210 Trump retreats on $1.8 billion fund for Trump supporters to compensate them for unfair prosecution.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (w8dnx)

211 I gotta disagree. This two-tier policing system in UK has nothing to do with Saint Overdose or racial equity or anything high-faultin like that.

The system is rooted in one thing and one thing only: fear. The UK government fears Africans and Muslims. They are dealthy afraid of triggering them, or micro-aggressing them, or doing anything that might set them off into murdeous rage.

As I’ve said before, nobody fears whites or Christians or Jews. Nobody. Until that changes, we will forever lose to the invading savages.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (E23U0)

212
There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

From Indiana?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (Cqx++)

213 Look as if the Saxon is learing to hate.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (47/pr)

214 Piper go look at the video again. The female is holding his arm straight out and then pulls it behind his back. Look at the arms and hands.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (5P5DO)

215 Why are people still talking about this ghetto rat, Floyd? I've seen a lot worse shit go down in Compton and Carson and East LA than what happened to Floyd.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (D1E+2)

216
It's sorta' how you subjugate a population with strict gun control laws. Someone's just now realizing this over there?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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They are competent with edged weapons

https://tinyurl.com/bdkvmcut

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (NgPv+)

217 213.

There are GEATS here!

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (Twsa5)

218 Reform UK is not the establishment (GOPe).
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (2hP3E)

Arent most former Tories who want to escape that stench (that the Tories rightfully have?)

Seems a lot like the GOPe vs MAGA dynamics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

You'd hope so, but according to dudes like Sargon who were with Farage for Brexit they aren't sure and are backing Restore now. I'm sure they would cheer if Reform came in and started purging the system like Trump....but they watch closer than I do.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)

219
Worked with about 60 or so brits and another 40 or so western European defense contractors for about four years. Universally, all of them were pussies that would apologize for someone else's mistakes.

______________

I was the company's worldwide go-to guy for finding patent and literature information. Europeans were routinely rude and supercilious. Nothing was ever good enough for them. I detested dealing with them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:29 PM (O0L8i)

220 maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

That is power that will never be used. If he does dissolve parliament, their first vote after a new one is elected will be to end the monarchy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (OZsUk)

Good, that would make England another Estonia. And Harry would still have his billions and castles.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)

221 maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

That is power that will never be used. If he does dissolve parliament, their first vote after a new one is elected will be to end the monarchy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (OZsUk)

Good, that would make England another Estonia. And Harry would still have his billions and castles.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)
——

Fake news. Estonia ladies are smokeshows. UK ladies? Meh.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (E23U0)

222
California votes today. We may be told the "results" by August.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (O0L8i)

223 211. As I’ve said before, nobody fears whites or Christians or Jews. Nobody. Until that changes, we will forever lose to the invading savages.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Onpoint.

And why we did have BLM mostly in name but with Whites (unions, teachers, anarchists) leading the mostly unpeaceful protests.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (NFX2v)

224 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (VyBeY)

225 -------------
muslims are training up for battle. Many mosques have warrior programs and boot camp type stuff. The mosques themselves are actually forts or akin to the Chinese foreign police stations - gather intelligence, secure storage of weapons, spy on locals, spread propaganda, etc.

I am sure many in Europe are full of weapons. What is interesting is that when the final battle comes, the Sikhs will be on our side. With their knives.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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Nope, It was a Sikh that stabbed Nowak.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 05:33 PM (NgPv+)

226 Those anti-racism protestors needed a nice bit of fist work. I remember when that wacko pseudo religious group started showing up to interfere with funerals and burials.

I also remember that locals put a stop to it with physical violence. If my son had been murdered, with assistance from people like those showing up to protest who helped create the environment for his death, when it was over I would have been in police custody.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 02, 2026 05:33 PM (GZYu7)

227 Arent most former Tories who want to escape that stench (that the Tories rightfully have?)
Seems a lot like the GOPe vs MAGA dynamics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)
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Nigel Farage, the founder and leader of Reform UK, is the man principally responsible for Brexit (Britain exiting the European Union).

The most conservative members of the Conservative Party are the ones who abandoned it for Reform UK.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (2hP3E)

228
I was the company's worldwide go-to guy for finding patent and literature information. Europeans were routinely rude and supercilious. Nothing was ever good enough for them. I detested dealing with them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yes, rude and supercilious. Until confronted about it, from a six inch personal space invasion. Then they back down like the genetic pussies they all are. I won't work with them anymore.

One asked me why I drove an F150. I told him it was to carry all of my firearms, because I could, and that we purchased gas and not petrol in gallon sized increments. Cannot stand Europeans or Brits.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (QVmho)

229 I am sure many in Europe are full of weapons. What is interesting is that when the final battle comes, the Sikhs will be on our side. With their knives.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Things have changed in the past few years. Some are now up for knives and illegal voting. (And weren't a few murdering rig drivers Sikhs?)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 05:37 PM (NFX2v)

230
FWIW: Geert Wilders. How a party without members became the main political force in the Netherlands.

Though the reasons differ? The leadership of Reform and Restore will never allow a marriage. Members will likely move between the two parties.

The best way to achieve victory would be each party divvy up districts and then through coalition appoint a PM. And King Jugears the Closet Muslim must approve.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (gkCJ2)

231 ,>>Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits

"There's a hole in me belly, dear Liza, dear Liza."

Well fix it yourself, dear Henry, dear Henry!

Posted by: Elizabeth at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (uPhXj)

232 But I have heard he might be fast tracking an abdication, maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

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William is far more woke than Charles, he would never move against a socialist government no matter how awful it became.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (xpP6J)

233 Thanks for info

garrett at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM

Posted by: Random PJ at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (+jscL)

234 Remember, if you spread "misinformation" about the UK police's explicitly racist Two Tier Policing Agenda, the UK police may visit you, and remember, they sometimes murder people in the name of "Antiracism."

The British police are welcome to come to my house, where Sic Semper Tyrannis is a motto, and TRY to arrest or murder me. It will go about as well for them as it did last time they came to America.

I've contemplated getting a X account just so I can entice the totalitarians in Britain to try and make a British criminal. Their BS really pisses me off.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (kU0PQ)

235 1. We should ship arms to Reform party members and help them with the Restoration.
2. Waiting for the song. Peter Gabriel did "Biko" to honor a man killed in police custody by the apartheid South African government. When will we get "Henry" from a rock legend?

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 02, 2026 08:41 PM (ELUAs)

236 "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do."

I thought that my father's generation permanently put paid to this line of defense in Nuremburg back in 1948.

Posted by: Speller at June 02, 2026 10:21 PM (pSotA)

237 : "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do."

Gee, that sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before........

Oh, right--Nuremberg, 1946---"I was just following orders".

Sooner or later, probably sooner, the British police are going to have to explicitly choose a side, and accept the consequences of their choice.

Posted by: timactual at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (O8p8j)

Is the UK in a State of Civil War Yet?
If Not, Why Not?

Crowds gather outside the Hampshire Police Department,
aka Murder, Inc., to demand these Heroes stop lying about
their complicity in the murder of Henry Nowak

Gad Saad
@GadSaad
May 31
The only thing that stops violent men from raping you and your society are other men who are equally willing to be violent in stopping the rapists. The West has decided that the highest virtue is to quietly comply with the destruction of your civilization because to do otherwise is bigoted toward the rapists. It really is that simple.

And here's the inevitable: Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood warns that anyone talking about this case too honestly may be the next visited by the murderous police.

The problem is never the murder by a migrant (Digwa's parents are immigrants), the problem is your objection to murder by a migrant.

Home secretary Shabana Mahmood has warned "misinformation and inflammatory commentary is making a dreadful situation even worse" as anger over the case of Henry Nowak was stoked further by Nigel Farage who urged the public to respond with "pure cold rage".
In a statement to the Commons, she revealed that a police officer wrongly identified as having arrested the dying teenager has received death threats and been forced into hiding amid a "dangerous undercurrent".
Chilling video footage from the night Mr Nowak was killed shows police handcuffed the 18-year-old student as he lay on the floor, despite his repeated pleas that he could not breathe. He died shortly after.
In body-worn camera footage of the incident in Southampton, Mr Nowak can be heard repeatedly saying: "I've been stabbed," to which an officer replies: "Don't think you have, mate."
Sir Keir Starmer described the video as "harrowing", adding: "I have to say, as a father of a 17-year-old boy, I felt sick watching it."
Hampshire Police Federation condemned calls for "vigilante justice" against officers; the Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC) watchdog is investigating the handling of the case.
Vickrum Digwa fatally stabbed Mr Nowak in December 2025 with a ceremonial knife with a 21cm blade after falsely accusing him of a racist attack. He was jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years at Southampton Crown Court on Monday.
Mr Farage likened Mr Nowak's treatment to the killing of George Floyd and said it was evidence of a "two-tier culture".
In a video statement on Tuesday, the Reform UK leader called for a recognition that "white lives matter" as he referred to the Black Lives Matter movement which followed the murder of George Floyd in 2020.
Mr Farage said Mr Nowak was "actually treated in a way that meant an accusation of a racial slur was treated more seriously than an act of murder".

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 BREAKING: Slain 18YO white male Henry Nowak's father just WENT OFF, saying the killer stabbed his son and police did NOTHING despite his imminent death
"Henry told officers he could not breathe **9 times**." 😢
He says the police FAILED and refused to believe him. The killer is now jailed.
WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE?! BARBARIAN.
"Henry was pulled across the gravel his hands forced behind his back and he was placed in handcuffs. Instead of being treated as a dying victim the police formally arrested Henry for assault and read in his rights. That was the last thing he heard."
"Henry had been stabbed multiple times and as his chest filled with blood he tried to escape. He was chased, abused and filmed...when police arrived Henry was lying on the floor fairly able to sit up and plainly in severe medical distress. With his final words he told officers that he could not breathe. He told them he had been stabbed."
"The police have said they were misled by the murderers and that the scene when they arrived was complex."
"Unfortunately it seems to us the truth is much simpler. The police were told by our son himself and by a member of the public...but the police did not believe that."
"As a family we will not let this go. No other family should experience the heartbreak and horror of losing a child to knife crime."
"Finally, I want Henry to know. We are so proud of him and we love him."

His speech is here.

The Digwa family also released a statement, apparently in coordination with Sikh groups. The statement makes it sound, as Alex the Chick says, as this was just some accident, maybe a car accident.

I think it reads as if maybe Henry Nowak really was guilty of "racial abuse" and it just would have been better if the two people never met. Let's say both were at fault and call it a day.

Some people did some things, you know?

Digwa's mother spirited away the murder weapon and hid it. Digwa's brother placed a false emergency call to the cops to push the lie that the innocent student had "racially abused" Digwa, justifying stabbing him to death.

The father, apparently, "detained" the dying man.

"Detained." A man. Dying on the ground.

That sounds like he used physical force against a man his son had just stabbed to death (though he wasn't yet dead -- the cops would be needed to finish the job, egged on by Digwa and his father).

Oh -- and he concealed the fact that the man on the ground had been stabbed and was bleeding to death.

That's accessory to murder.

The mother was convicted of aiding in the crime.

Why aren't the brother and father under arrest?

Robert Jenrick
@RobertJenrick
I hope Hampshire Police and the CPS have a good explanation as to why Digwa's brother and father have not yet been charged.
His mother is being sentenced soon for removing the murder weapon from the crime scene.
If his brother and father knew Henry had been stabbed, are they not accessories too?
The brother called 999 to falsely report Henry for racially attacking the murderer.
The father physically detained a dying Henry until the police arrived.
None of them informed the police that Henry had been stabbed. All watched him die, handcuffed, on the ground.

Paul Weston
@PWestoff
3h
Officers in Nowak arrest did nothing wrong, police watchdog claims! From the DT:
"The Telegraph understands that five officers initially attended the incident. The IOPC began reviewing the arrest the day after Mr Nowak died and says that so far there is no evidence that any of them committed misconduct.... all the officers are being treated as witnesses, rather than investigated over potential misconduct."
"Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary did not respond when asked whether the officers involved had been suspended."
"However, after the sentencing Mr Nowak's family members said that they understood some of the officers involved in his case remained on duty, while others had resigned."
@HantsPolice had better come clean sharpish. Their past and present behaviour could - and should - spark national civil-unrest

"Sharpish" is a good word.

🚨POLICE OFFICERS HAVE BEGUN SHOVING THE CROWD IN SOUTHAMPTON

This is only going to get worse if cooler heads don�t prevail

The police are already on thin ice with the public pic.twitter.com/XJUYIDfii4
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) June 2, 2026

This MP lists cases in which criminals have been explicitly let free because, in one case, "black men are overrepresented in mental health facilities" -- who then went on to commit multiple murders. He cites a document which also explicitly says that "antiracism" requires blacks and Muslims to be more favorably, and whites less favorably, by the law.

Wow. What the f*ck?!

�An official police document says that people should be treated differently based on the colour of their skin��

Two-Tier policing and DEI overall in the UK must END NOW. pic.twitter.com/3zYYLqe5EL
— Kosher (@koshercockney) June 2, 2026

Now that the video has been released showing these Antiwhite Enforcement Thugs letting a dying victim of a stabbing bleed out for an hour, they've deleted their initial lie that they swiftly rendered aid:

🚨NEW: Hampshire police have deleted a post where they claimed their officers were misled at the scene following the release of the bodycam footage pic.twitter.com/yDpH4nZs85
— GB Politics (@GBPolitcs) June 2, 2026

The corrupt cops who called a dying man a racist criminal are officially cautioning you against spreading "misinformation" against them. https://t.co/HlSYsDwjrO
— James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 2, 2026

joerichlaw Your friend's list is excellent and matches the bodycam facts. My top breaches:

1. Dismissing "I've been stabbed" + "can't breathe" ("Don't think you have, mate" � Code C welfare failure.
2. Unjustified handcuffing/arrest of non-resisting, bleeding victim � Code G�
— Grok (@grok) June 2, 2026

Visegr�d 24
@visegrad24
4h
BREAKING:
Keir Starmer says he won't remove the exemption which allows Sikhs to carry large ceremonial knives on them.
Meanwhile, English women are being prosecuted for carrying regular pepper spray on them when out on the streets at night

Meanwhile, the left is now claiming we must do "what the Nowak family wanted." Henry Nowak's father included one line that he didn't want Henry's death used to to stir up more violence. The left is insisting that means we have to bless the Two-Tier Justice system and stop complaining when migrants rape and murder us.

First of all: It's documented that victims of migrant or minority murder are visited by agents of the state and told to make this kind of statement. The American DOJ used to send out agents to pressure the families of people killed by immigrants to call for "peace," too.

Second of all: Henry Nowak's father also called it utterly incomprehensible and unacceptable that the cops participated in the murder of his son.

And Keir Starmer has rejected the father's call to ban knives, even for Sikhs.

Why is Keir Starmer picking and choosing what parts of the father's statement we must heed?

Suella Braveman wants the sentence reviewed, as 21 years is plainly not enough for such calculated, cold-blooded evil murder:

Suella Braverman
@SuellaBraverman
I have written to the Attorney General requesting that Digwa's sentence be referred to the Court of Appeal because it is unduly lenient.
As a former Attorney General myself, and as a Hampshire MP, I believe the Judge's sentence does not reflect the enormity of Digwa's crime, lies and behaviour.
I will keep fighting for justice for Henry.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:35 PM

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1 Just when you may think The Blade is off his game or lost a step, he roars back like hell on wheels and nails another FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

3 The peasants aren't armed.

They're not even allowed knives.

A British revolution would be a short one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

4 NOOD has ben lum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

5 The natives are getting restless.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 03:37 PM (2hP3E)

6 Queuing is a national trait.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 03:37 PM (rbvCR)

7 Sir Keir Starmer described the video as "harrowing", adding: "I have to say, as a father of a 17-year-old boy, I felt sick watching it."

F*CK. YOU.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

8 He fell on the knife

It happens

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:38 PM (bXbFr)

9 I wonder if there will be opportunities to join this fiesta like there was for the bullshit Ukraine thing.

I'm still young enough to enjoy touring the UK under the right circumstances.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 03:38 PM (SVk8W)

10 There will never be a Civil War in the UK. It's been bred out of them. Generations of kneeling before the State.

The UK cops are garbage and weak, a half competent US street gang could gank them all. But that piss-poor police is sufficient to cow the entire population.

We could ship them guns and advisor and they still won't fight.

Book it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:39 PM (xcxpd)

11 You and your rentboys kier can sod off

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:39 PM (bXbFr)

12 Home secretary Shabana Mahmood

I think I see the problem here

Posted by: Halfhand at June 02, 2026 03:39 PM (PS5YH)

13 I am curious about the term “strikers”

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)
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It all starts with soccer.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e)

14
making a dreadful situation even worse"

================

Dreadful and worse for whom?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:41 PM (n7rxJ)

15 Brazil was supposed to be a parody of 1984 wheee a leviathan state crushes the innocent sort of like south america

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:41 PM (bXbFr)

16 The statement from the family is outrageous when you consider that in addition to their participation in the murder, they were screaming at his family, calling them racists as the court case concluded.

So they get to murder and smear the victim AND his family, then pivot to “something happened and we’d hate to see this become some racial issue that reflects poorly on both of us.”

No, you don’t get to do that!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (4KUe5)

17 — James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges (@AceofSpadesHQ)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

18 The West has decided that the highest virtue is to quietly comply with the destruction of your civilization because to do otherwise is bigoted toward the rapists. It really is that simple.
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The White Race is no longer sending us their best.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e)

19 Wogs. Sepoy mutiny style executions.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (Kt19C)

20 3 The peasants aren't armed.

They're not even allowed knives.

A British revolution would be a short one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

I think a guy in Saskatchewan killed about 11 people with knives.

Corrected after a search....

On September 4, 2022, Myles Sanderson killed 11 and injured 17 people in a mass stabbing at 13 locations on the James Smith Cree Nation and in Weldon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Some of the victims are believed to have been targeted, while others were randomly attacked.

That said, a lot of bloodlines need to be eliminated.
Soon.
Hopefully.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (Sco7b)

21 Like with stockport stabbings

Dont point out the al queda apprentice

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (bXbFr)

22 If the victim's white, then you a'ight.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)

23 Drool Brittania, Brittania waive the rules.

Posted by: Delurker at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (gtcuf)

24 3 The peasants aren't armed.

They're not even allowed knives.

A British revolution would be a short one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

If there is will, that would be enough. It's not like the UK is full of elite warfighters anymore. Fucking pointed sticks would be enough. Sticks and stones.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

25 So the theory making the rounds a while back on twitter is that the West, and the UK in particular, became civilized by having strong rule of law, and killing off the worst 1 or 2% of violent crims every year.

Plausible. I wonder if there is any downside to this?

Except, I bet old Blighty really wishes it had some of those violent genes to confront these invaders right about now...

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (SHj+T)

26 >>The peasants aren't armed.

>>They're not even allowed knives.

Some are allowed to carry knives. Do you want to guess which people?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)

27 Sir Keir Starmer described the video as "harrowing", adding: "I have to say, as a father of a 17-year-old boy, I felt sick watching it."

....which is why I'm going to double the security detail for my boy. The rest of you, get lost.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (G0vdT)

28 Why is “knife crime” bad and crime with other weapons perfectly OK?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (T6aVk)

29 Remember:
The most important thing in all this is that those two officers who coldly watched him die, drowning in his own blood, get home safe each night to their families.

After all, they put their lives on the line arresting a man, lying motionless on the ground, dying of multiple stab wounds.

Their paycheck, pension and villa in Spain are a small price to pay for keeping a mortally wounded man from spreading racist lies that a minority attacked him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (73/SM)

30 Digwa’s father and brother have since been brought into court to face charges.

The dying Henry asked for an ambulance 4 times. The last thing he heard were he was under arrest and his rights read to him. At the end of this, his pupils were unresponsive and an ambulance called. He was still in cuffs. You hear the police officer saying to keep him on his side, he thought Henry was going to be sick. That was Henry taking his last breaths. It’s so, so awful.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (OoFl2)

31 It was a ceremonial knife. He performed the ceremony on that white kid.

Case closed.

Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

32 [Poem] "The Wrath of the Awakened Saxon" by Rudyard Kipling

It was not part of their blood, It came to them very late, With long arrears to make good, When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved, They were icy -- willing to wait Till every count should be proved, Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low. Their eyes were level and straight. There was neither sign nor show When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd. It was not taught by the state. No man spoke it aloud When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred. It will not swiftly abate. Through the chilled years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the Saxon began to hate.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b)

33 Prayer update I had asked some time back for Horde Prayers for my good friend who was going through cancer treatment. A little over a year later her port is now out and her hell is over and she is battered and bruised, but clear. Thank you Horde and if I may, praise Jesus.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (eEgwP)

34 By the way, this incident happened in 2025. The investigation into the officers hadn’t been concluded yet?

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (OoFl2)

35 28 Why is “knife crime” bad and crime with other weapons perfectly OK?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (T6aVk)

They'd already banned firearms for everyone.
They have a harder time banning knives, though they try, so they demonize 'knife crime' as being somehow scarier than bashing people in the head with a brick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (xcxpd)

36 Who happened to be of rwandan birth

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (bXbFr)

37 If Henry Nowak's father were to start killing Brit cops at random, I would find it hard to condemn him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (1z8ji)

38 I am curious about the term “strikers”

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)

Watch "Cliffhanger." There's a scene that shows it perfectly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Well come on! The hurt feelz was definitely more critical than a white supremacist claiming to be stabbed!!

If not immediately addressed, he might have felt some discomfort about stabbing the guy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (Fi81e)

40 There’s only one way for Europe to save themselves, and unfortunately I don’t think they have the cajones for it. Please prove me wrong, Europe.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (ZxsTb)

41 Meanwhile, the left is now claiming we must do "what the Nowak family wanted." Henry Nowak's father included one line that he didn't want Henry's death used to to stir up more violence. The left is insisting that means we have to bless the Two-Tier Justice system and stop complaining when migrants rape and murder us.

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1. Fuck him. He's not in control of what people do in reaction to an injustice.

2. This is not going to be the last racial bit of violence against native Britons wrought by their invaders. This is gonna just get worse. This is not an isolated incident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (JQYF1)

42 It's a new crusades. And it begins in England.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (Vvm2m)

43
Some are allowed to carry knives. Do you want to guess which people?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)

Only the islhamic murderous horde.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

44 40 There’s only one way for Europe to save themselves, and unfortunately I don’t think they have the cajones for it. Please prove me wrong, Europe.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (ZxsTb)

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"No, we're trying to ban the AfD in response to this violence. We're doing everything we can think of."
-the EU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (JQYF1)

45 Switched to life saving aid within minutes?! Fucking minutes. Suspension is too good for them, they should all be assigned to walk beats in the worst of the worst Muzzie shitholes until some jihadi stabs or beheads them.

Yes I know this stabber was Sikh not muzzie; but I think those murder abetting cops would be too safe in Sikh neighborhoods.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (Q8If1)

46 Once you get the racism out of the way, then you can attend to the claim of being in a critical state, if the guy is still there.

You're still there, aren't you? Aren't you?

Hah, guess the guy has stopped telling that story!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e)

47
If there is will, that would be enough. It's not like the UK is full of elite warfighters anymore. Fucking pointed sticks would be enough. Sticks and stones.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

I actually pray that your point is valid.

England is in trouble. BIGLY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

48 43
Some are allowed to carry knives. Do you want to guess which people?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)

Only the islhamic murderous horde.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

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Well, Sikh aren't Muslim. They're Sikh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)

49 Oh, but nothing like that would ever happen here!

Posted by: Grand Old Pussies at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (qUkBO)

50 So they get to murder and smear the victim AND his family, then pivot to “something happened and we’d hate to see this become some racial issue that reflects poorly on both of us.”

No, you don’t get to do that!
Posted by: Lizzy at June

They called the judge racist in court, not the family. Even better. They are a menace to society, this group.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (OoFl2)

51 44 40 There’s only one way for Europe to save themselves, and unfortunately I don’t think they have the cajones for it. Please prove me wrong, Europe.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (ZxsTb)

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"No, we're trying to ban the AfD in response to this violence. We're doing everything we can think of."
-the EU
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (JQYF1)

Probably a literal quote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (xcxpd)

52 51 Probably a literal quote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (xcxpd)

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Satire, like print, is dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)

53 52 51 Probably a literal quote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (xcxpd)

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Satire, like print, is dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)

*The Babylon Bee has left the chat*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:49 PM (xcxpd)

54 It was a ceremonial knife. He performed the ceremony on that white kid.

Case closed.

Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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We have to respect their culture, after all.

Let's not be bigots.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

55 Apparently, the protestors referred to the police as "f---ing scum"

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

56 The Python skit continues to write itself.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)

57 Satire, like print, is dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)

I don't get it.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (eEgwP)

58 =======

Well, Sikh aren't Muslim. They're Sikh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)

In this case, it doesn't seem like there's much difference between the two, does it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

59
Uh, the UK *did* find itself in a state of Civil War:

1.) The Scottish Wars

2.) The Wars of the Roses

3.) The English Civil Wars

It happened over and over again. To the point where these wars are all referred to plurally.

It's not about whether England can. They can. But they won't. Not now, or ever again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (BI5O2)

60 Guess we already have a new form of MAID.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (eEgwP)

61 Why is “knife crime” bad and crime with other weapons perfectly OK?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (T6aVk)

They'd already banned firearms for everyone.
They have a harder time banning knives, though they try, so they demonize 'knife crime' as being somehow scarier than bashing people in the head with a brick.

I had a knife when I was 8, at boy scout camp. Think about what this is saying. "Our citizens are such dangerous children that they can't be trusted with one of mankind's earliest tools." What more do you need to know about their fitness to govern?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (Riz8t)

62 >>Only the islhamic murderous horde.

There's a special carve out, SWIDT, for Sikhs to carry their "ceremonial" Kirpans.

The asshole who stabbed Nowak was a Sikh.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

63 54 We have to respect their culture, after all.

Let's not be bigots.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

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"This ~~burning of widows~~ stabbing of my countrymen is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men ~~burn women alive~~ stab my countrymen we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when ~~the widow is consumed~~ my countrymen lies dead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (JQYF1)

64 I foresee Britain remaining in a perpetual stage of "knife-edge" disequilibrium until the Musselmen finally take over completely and it's a moot point.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (t+TFX)

65 "Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood" So, I guess all the Anglo-Saxons in England were unavailable ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (9X60i)

66 "The police have said they were misled by the murderers and that the scene when they arrived was complex."
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Leftists feigning ignorance in all things to which they should be held to account.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (RIvkX)

67 Now, now...what's all this, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (kgE5c)

68 VIDEO: Nigerian Pastor Attempts to Part the Sea Like Moses — Appears to Take the Part of the Egyptians Instead

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (RHGPo)

69 So.... Starmer has issues with underaged Ukrainian men, right? Doesn't he rent them or something?

So which "17 year old boy" of his is he talking about?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (/ZkOF)

70 30 Digwa’s father and brother have since been brought into court to face charges.

The dying Henry asked for an ambulance 4 times. The last thing he heard were he was under arrest and his rights read to him. At the end of this, his pupils were unresponsive and an ambulance called. He was still in cuffs. You hear the police officer saying to keep him on his side, he thought Henry was going to be sick. That was Henry taking his last breaths. It’s so, so awful.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (OoFl2)

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and perpetual light shine upon him.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (NKJQT)

71 It's a good thing he wasn't gunned down.

A gun could kill other people.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)

72 Do we know the terrorist's pronouns yet, or is that too 2025?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (eEgwP)

73 64 I foresee Britain remaining in a perpetual stage of "knife-edge" disequilibrium until the Musselmen finally take over completely and it's a moot point.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (t+TFX)

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I predict Reform winning a major victory in 3 years after 5 years of increased pressure from native Britons, coming out to save their nation.

And Reform opening up the borders even more because Reform is all old Conservative Party members who already did that thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (JQYF1)

74 This MP lists cases in which criminals have been explicitly let free because, in one case, "black men are overrepresented in mental health facilities" -- who then went on to commit multiple murders. He cites a document which also explicitly says that "antiracism" requires blacks and Muslims to be more favorably, and whites less favorably, by the law.

Disparate impact theory.
Base assumption I: all races and classes of people commit the same crime at exactly the same rate.
Conflicting base assumption II: historical wrongs are to blame for any difference in the rate of crime commission across race and class differences.
Conflicting base assumption III: Any difference in rates of incarceration or other punitive measures among races is de-facto proof of racism in the process of assigning people to punitive measures or institutions.

Their typically unstated response to assumption III is to simply stop punishing people from a minority group if their incarceration rate rises higher than general population representation of that minority group.

The human response when they discover they're relieved of consequences for bad acts they intend to do, is to do more of it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

75 The bodycam video is ... surreal, like it's not from this planet.

There were like 5 cops there, and none of them -- not a single one -- did absolutely anything to determine whether Nowak was stabbed.

Nowak says at least 10x that he's "been stabbed" and "ambulance." They completely ignore him. In fact, they keep telling him he wasn't stabbed. Although none of them say it, it seems obvious the cops thought he was just drunk, and they couldn't be bothered.

It like some sick parody of the Black Knight scene in Holy Grail where the knight is missing arms but keeps insisting he's fine.

It's also insane that the lady copy is heard saying "he's been beat up," yet does nothing to stop the other cops from arresting the guy who was obviously hurt.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

76
There's a special carve out, SWIDT, for Sikhs to carry their "ceremonial" Kirpans.

The asshole who stabbed Nowak was a Sikh.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

Yeah, I don't care. Seems they're both cut from the same murderous 7th century cult cloth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

77 69 So.... Starmer has issues with underaged Ukrainian men, right? Doesn't he rent them or something?

So which "17 year old boy" of his is he talking about?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (/ZkOF)

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He's gonna resign any day now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (JQYF1)

78 What kind of community allows one color of people to go around with approximately 8 inch knives, and makes it a crime for another color of people to possess a butter knife in public? A community of slaves, that's who.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (LHPAg)

79 Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreat
🚨POLICE OFFICERS HAVE BEGUN SHOVING THE CROWD IN SOUTHAMPTON
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The natives are getting restless.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

80 Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo.

Posted by: The British "cops" at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (Riz8t)

81 MEP Charlie Weimers told Euronews’ flagship morning show Europe Today that an “era of deportations” has begun in the EU, following a deal on what is described as the strictest-ever migration law, which includes return hubs outside the bloc.

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

82 General dyer might have had a point

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (bXbFr)

83 @HantsPolice had better come clean sharpish. Their past and present behaviour could - and should - spark national civil-unrest
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It could, and should, but won't, because the British men have been gelded and will do absolutely nothing.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (oqH4h)

84 After Lexington the fight was on.
What's it going to take for them?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (f0B73)

85
TJM, I saw what you did with your rating of "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon" in the John Ford catalog.

Joanne Dru was in it.

You missed the mark.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (Y8DZL)

86 Re: Nowak’s father’s statement - the UK has a government office that advises victims’ families similar to the one here that pressures them to make conciliatory statements so that their is no retribution, outrage, etc.

I don’t assume he wrote that anymore than the Sikh family writing theirs.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (4KUe5)

87 66 "The police have said they were misled by the murderers and that the scene when they arrived was complex."
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This is my favorite bit -- they are claiming zero ability to discern and assess. They are just dumb fucks doing whatever the brownest person tells them to do-- can't blame them!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (SHj+T)

88 85
TJM, I saw what you did with your rating of "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon" in the John Ford catalog.

Joanne Dru was in it.

You missed the mark.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (Y8DZL)

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Still a good movie.

Ford just made a lot of good movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (JQYF1)

89 >>What kind of community allows one color of people to go around with approximately 8 inch knives, and makes it a crime for another color of people to possess a butter knife in public? A community of slaves, that's who.

Even worse, a lot of the people allowed to carry knives in the UK aren't even citizens. But most UK citizens can't carry one.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (viF8m)

90 The asshole who stabbed Nowak was a Sikh.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

There is a worldwide criminal subculture among Sikhs, and decent Sikhs are failing to control it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (1z8ji)

91 It's really the most random things that triggers this kind of stuff. The Boston Tea Party? The Brit's sending out a small force to go spike a cannon in Concord? James Brown raiding a train? The trigger points are always weird, in hindsight. Like, "Why this instead of that?"

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:56 PM (/ZkOF)

92 Crowds gather outside the Hampshire Police Department, aka Murder, Inc., to demand these Heroes stop lying about their complicity in the murder of Henry Nowak

I would like to think that this is the spark that starts the 10th Crusade, but sadly, I don't think there will be one.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 03:56 PM (f8lRf)

93 91 It's really the most random things that triggers this kind of stuff. The Boston Tea Party? The Brit's sending out a small force to go spike a cannon in Concord? James Brown raiding a train? The trigger points are always weird, in hindsight. Like, "Why this instead of that?"

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:56 PM (/ZkOF)

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There were anti-immigrant riots in England 2 years ago.

It was going to force Starmer to resign.

The English will not rise up and revolt. They're waiting for the next election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (JQYF1)

94 Honestly though, how were they to know that guy laying on the ground moaning was a victim?

And who would have guessed the guy with the knife around his neck was a perp? You would need an IQ of at least 80 to figure that one out.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (SHj+T)

95
The English will not rise up and revolt. They're waiting for the next election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (JQYF1)

Learn from our mistakes. You're not voting your way out of that shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Also: I thought I saw a statement from some Sikh leaders that yes, they have a traditional knife thing. And no, it's not a "8 inch unsheathed blade" like this murderous thug was carrying.

I thought Sikhs were known for carrying a Ghurka knife, I thought? Is that was this was?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (/ZkOF)

97 94 Honestly though, how were they to know that guy laying on the ground moaning was a victim?

And who would have guessed the guy with the knife around his neck was a perp? You would need an IQ of at least 80 to figure that one out.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (SHj+T)

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"I don't get it."
-Ilhan Omar

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (JQYF1)

98 The Python skit continues to write itself.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)

Satire, like print, is dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Irony in juxtaposition

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (W5mpo)

99 Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood/i]

Britain has been conquered.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

100 It's really the most random things that triggers this kind of stuff. The Boston Tea Party? The Brit's sending out a small force to go spike a cannon in Concord? James Brown raiding a train?

I had no idea he could sing when he raided Harper's Ferry.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

101 1.) The Scottish Wars
2.) The Wars of the Roses
3.) The English Civil Wars

It happened over and over again. To the point where these wars are all referred to plurally.

It's not about whether England can. They can. But they won't. Not now, or ever again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
_________

They need a Wat Tyler.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (XvL8K)

102 And who would have guessed the guy with the knife around his neck was a perp? You would need an IQ of at least 80 to figure that one out.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (SHj+T)

The mom took the knife home, so I don't believe the cops ever saw it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

103 A Clockwork Orange predicted an English future where the cops are uniformed thugs who will beat you for fun.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (f0B73)

104 > The police have said they were misled by the murderers and that the scene when they arrived was complex.

They had so many indicators that should have told them Henry needed emergency assistance.

1. The first witness on scene tells them Henry's mouth was full of blood.
2. Henry reports several times he was stabbed
3. Henry gurgles when he's talking, a distinct sound that all competent first responders recognize
4. Henry is on the ground and mostly non-responsive
5. Henry's eyes become non-responsive to light stimulus
6. Henry has a cut on his face, which should have alerted the police to the possibility of more injuries
7. Several civilians on scene have large knives on their person
8. Henry's hands are a sickly pallid color

And most of all, if the police had done a damn proper investigation of Henry's torso instead of the quarter-assed check they did, they would have found Henry's wounds.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (mkw2N)

105 I repeat the White Race is not sending us its best.

So screw all you people who think it's about superior genetics. Because it's about Western Culture--not genetics. The genetics didn't create Western Culture, the Holy Spirit blessed us with it, and dragged us to where it got until secularists said "Well, I can do that job!"

And here we are in Weaponized Sympathy--because they FUCKING COULDN'T!!

Every time you think you know how to play Jenga with Western Civilization--just REMEMBER THIS SHIT!

YOU LAZY, SLOPPY FUCKING EXCUSES FOR "INTELLECTS"!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

106 103 A Clockwork Orange predicted an English future where the cops are uniformed thugs who will beat you for fun.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (f0B73)

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I viddied it, my brothers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (JQYF1)

107 Can you imagine telling people 20 years ago that Muslim rape gangs would be given not just impunity but official protection in Britain?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

108 Python?

Inspector Harry "Snapper" Organs is on the job!

Right Sgt Trout?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (x2qcd)

109 107 Can you imagine telling people 20 years ago that Muslim rape gangs would be given not just impunity but official protection in Britain?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

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They'd call you racist and insist on started the import process earlier.

They have sins of colonialism to make up, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (JQYF1)

110 Why not?
They disarmed the citizens

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (Ia/+0)

111 At least the Brit’s prevented the hostile takeover of a dictatorial Christian regime as depicted in V for Vendetta. (For context, I like that movie, I just substitute the depicted government for the one that currently exists in my mind)

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (ZxsTb)

112 110 Why not?
They disarmed the citizens

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (Ia/+0)

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The citizens disarmed themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:00 PM (JQYF1)

113 7. Several civilians on scene have large knives on their person
8. Henry's hands are a sickly pallid color

And most of all, if the police had done a damn proper investigation of Henry's torso instead of the quarter-assed check they did, they would have found Henry's wounds.

Since British police don't carry guns, I wonder if they were worried about being attacked by the other Sikhs, so pretended not to know what was going on.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

114 UK does not have citizens, they are subjects.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (x2qcd)

115 If this were my son, I would be calling for the heads of every police officer on the force and every retired one too.

Not metaphorically.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (N1tpc)

116 Can you imagine telling people 20 years ago that Muslim rape gangs would be given not just impunity but official protection in Britain?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

I don't have to imagine it.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (eEgwP)

117 'Is the UK in a State of Civil War Yet?'

If the headline is a question, the answer is almost always, 'No.'

'War' implies more than just one group killing and the other dying.

Posted by: GrandVezir at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (wGnWT)

118 The officers being misled is their excuse. That's not a fucking excuse! They purposely chose not to find the truth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (n5tGW)

119 There is a worldwide criminal subculture among Sikhs, and decent Sikhs are failing to control it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Is this another "the 80% criminal element is making the 20% of honest ... look bad?"

Seriously, I don't know. I do know that they are tribal, and that many are involved in crime. There was a recent bust in CA of a network of truck hijacking and theft that was all Sikh.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (SHj+T)

120 Outrage.

It wasn't enough for the muckity mups of the UK to allow girls as young as 12 to be raped and trafficked with the police in Rotherham joining in for over a decade.

Now the color of your skin basis on life saving.

He was never treated by the police except to roughly put him on his left side (he did vomit at some point in the video) while they cuffed him. That's it. I never saw them look for a wound. They helped murder him.

I am glad they are protesting. There needs to be war as the worthless government sucks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (WONhk)

121 Python?

Inspector Harry "Snapper" Organs is on the job!

Right Sgt Trout?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (x2qcd)
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Envisioned:

Palin: 'E STABBED ME!

Cleese: 'old up, mate! That's a very serious accusation you're making, there!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

122
Since British police don't carry guns, I wonder if they were worried about being attacked by the other Sikhs, so pretended not to know what was going on.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

I guess I'm confused. Were there multiple knives at the scene, or just the one the dude used, then his mom hid? Did the cops see knives at the scene and just figured the kid was lying about being stabbed?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

123 So screw all you people who think it's about superior genetics. Because it's about Western Culture--not genetics. The genetics didn't create Western Culture, the Holy Spirit blessed us with it, and dragged us to where it got until secularists said "Well, I can do that job!"

After Charlemagne Europe started unifying behind Christianity. A few hundred years later it had begun pushing Islam back.

After the Reformation though is when Europe really came into its own, with it, and its independent former colonies like the US becoming the most powerful countries in the world with the ability to do what they wanted in the Muslim/pagan world.

And then after WWII Europe threw it all away - both its power worldwide and its Christian legacy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

124 Batshit crazy, The government blocked Tousi's livestream in the UK and also detained his team to keep them from reporting from Southampton live.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (5P5DO)

125 Illegals in England are killing the English just like is happening here.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (Ia/+0)

126 Where's Richard III to come in with a severed Muslim head, or in this case a Sikh one, when you need him?

Oh yes... he died from a arrow shot by a 12 year old...

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (/ZkOF)

127 Oh, and thanks, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (WONhk)

128 I thought Sikhs were known for carrying a Ghurka knife, I thought? Is that was this was?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (/ZkOF)

Sikhs carry a "kirpan", a small straight dagger, nothing like a Gurkha knife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (1z8ji)

129 > Even worse, a lot of the people allowed to carry knives in the UK aren't even citizens. But most UK citizens can't carry one.

Even worse than that, if you carry a normally acceptable object like a heavy walking stick, flashlight, etc. and end up using it for self-defense, they will retroactively charge you for carrying an offensive weapon. What was not an offensive weapon one second before using it in self defense suddenly becomes a chargeable offense.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (mkw2N)

130 3 The peasants aren't armed.

They're not even allowed knives.

A British revolution would be a short one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

If I thought that the standard Native Briton had enough pride and vigor to use them, I would recommend air-dropping crates of Liberty Starter Kits with long and hand Pew Pews in chamberings common with those in police stations and mosque armories, and a good case of appropriate Freedom Seeds for each one.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)

131 The 20 year from now picture in this country isn't pretty and I don't have to tell you this probably, but if you're around in 20 years, don't be white.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (eEgwP)

132 The citizens disarmed themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:00 PM (JQYF1)
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It was the aping-Christian thing to do.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)

133 I guess I'm confused. Were there multiple knives at the scene, or just the one the dude used, then his mom hid? Did the cops see knives at the scene and just figured the kid was lying about being stabbed?

All Sikhs are supposed to carry knives, its in their religion.

Now, sometimes they'll have unsharpened ones to meet civil restrictions, but obviously in Britain it is obvious they no longer feel that needed.

And of course ironically carrying a knife with you will get you immediately arrested as a heritage Englishmen...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

134 8% of the British army is now Ghurka.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (x2qcd)

135 In the average arterial bleed it takes 2-5 minutes to exsanguinate and experience hemorrhagic shock. Direct aortic bleeds can be less than 30 seconds. It’s also painful up until you lose about three liters of blood. Point being they had minutes, and they knew it. Police in the UK take the equivalent of our TCCC course. Bleed out timing starts from wounding.

This was not just willful neglect on the part of police. It was inhumane no matter who they thought the vic was. Their comments made it worse. It’s indefensible.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (7S15B)

136 I just decided to check in today after a long blog absence and am utterly shocked and dismayed by this UK story. But not surprised that no legacy "news" media has reported it. I haven't even seen it on my YT feed.

I imagine it's on the tw@tters

Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (kD8Fh)

137 Second worst thing to be in 20 years here: black

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (eEgwP)

138 Reading about this has got that song by The Cutting Crew, (of all band names!) going in my head.

"I just died in your arms tonight, must have been something you said"
Except they were saying it was something the poor victim never said.

Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (TXEHw)

139 The mom took the knife home, so I don't believe the cops ever saw it.
Posted by: Sponge

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The report I read is that the mom took the *other* knife home. He still had the kirpan around his neck. I can't say I know for sure though, just what is reported.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (SHj+T)

140 Ideally the reaction to all this would be the reformation of the Christian knightly orders with the willingness to topple European regimes oppressing Christians.

But the largest Christian org, the RCC, is led by one of the people intent on destroying Christianity

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

141 "Why this instead of that?"

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:56 PM (/ZkOF)

Astroturf was the G. Floyd nonsense.

Grassroots? No one knows the answer to that question.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (1ebFM)

142 The UK needs a Franco or Lee Kuan Yew to put the place in order.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (rJ48h)

143 Hey kalisto

Come for the stabbings, stay for the boob jokes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (x2qcd)

144 Remember:
Per capita, the UK is poorer than Mississippi.

Population wise, you know what size of state the UK would be?
UK is 70 million = TX + CA.

Guess what the economy of CA and TX is?
$7.24 trillion.

Or, nearly $3 trillion more than the entire UK.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (73/SM)

145 I fit were up to me, we'd be parachuting weapons into the more conservative regions of the UK.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (fv8+b)

146
This was not just willful neglect on the part of police. It was inhumane no matter who they thought the vic was. Their comments made it worse. It’s indefensible.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (7S15B)

They never even removed his jacket to look for stab wounds in the video.

I don't have words I can print on how this could happen. That poor boy and his family.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (WONhk)

147 Some named WeaselAcres commenting on Tousi:

"This is why you never, ever give up your guns."

Are all weasels armed?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (yFLFB)

148 144 Remember:
Per capita, the UK is poorer than Mississippi.

Population wise, you know what size of state the UK would be?
UK is 70 million = TX + CA.

Guess what the economy of CA and TX is?
$7.24 trillion.

Or, nearly $3 trillion more than the entire UK.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (73/SM)

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"Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (JQYF1)

149 Even worse than that, if you carry a normally acceptable object like a heavy walking stick, flashlight, etc. and end up using it for self-defense, they will retroactively charge you for carrying an offensive weapon. What was not an offensive weapon one second before using it in self defense suddenly becomes a chargeable offense.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (mkw2N)

When islhamic terrorists put a hit out on Tommy Robinson, the police informed him of the threat, wouldn't allow him to actually see the publication of the threat, nor was he allowed to carry items to defend himself in public. He was told that he could 'maybe find something in his house to use' for self defense, should they break into his house.

He couldn't protect himself in public and they wouldn't be protecting him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

150 kallisto I have been missing you here, hope you're doing well

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)

151
There is a worldwide criminal subculture among Sikhs, and decent Sikhs are failing to control it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Seems to me there was a Sikh who thought pulling a u-turn with an 18-wheeler in the face of oncoming traffic was a good idea and that brainstorm cost two or three people their lives. Within the year, that was.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ixS3i)

152 Likely if the police has immediately applied pressure to the wound and called for medical help he would have survived.

But they were too busy chatting with the murderer.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

153 This story makes me say, Thank you President Trump for going through all your trials to prevent this from happening to us. (For the time being)

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxsTb)

154
"Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (JQYF1)

*replays the Britain hosted Olympics opening ceremonies*

*warms with glee*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

155

BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧
@BROKENBRITAIN0
·
2h
🚨BREAKING: IT HAS ALL KICKED OFF IN SOUTHAMPTON 🇬🇧

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO STORM THE POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW AT THE PROTEST FOR HENRY NOWAK

THIS IS GOING TO BLOW

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (kX27y)

156 The Lord labored hundreds of years to give us the a glimpse, to raise our ceilings to a glimpse of the the heights Christian faith could bring: the Western Vision.

Secularists who thought they knew what they were doing have been allowed the Accuser--who hates them--twist them into a parody of "wise", to the travesty of etiquette of not mentioning rape gangs to the Muslims who might take offense.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)

157 I've been saying for a while that racism has become the worst crime ever in the West, worse than murder. Even murderers can be rehabilitated. There is no forgiveness for racism, not the slighted misstep or off-color joke. Ever.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (GUOwU)

158 Hey there kallisto where ya bean

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (eEgwP)

159 I feel confident my Arkansas State Troopers would have handled this better. We have the toughest cops in the country.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (pohLc)

160 Rulers intend to rule.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (Q+gd/)

161 "Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British

When I talk with British normies they seem to believe that people in America routinely die from minor health issues on the street because we've all been bankrupted by healthcare costs. And no amount of talking to them will persuade them that not only is this a stupid idea but is straight up propaganda their government feeds them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)

162 > I guess I'm confused. Were there multiple knives at the scene, or just the one the dude used, then his mom hid? Did the cops see knives at the scene and just figured the kid was lying about being stabbed?

Several of the bystanders are Sikh men. I scrubbed through the video to see if I could spot a kirpan visible. I thought I'd seen it before. Either I misremembered that or I didn't look hard enough. I don't see any kirpans in the video.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (mkw2N)

163 I am still shocked there are people in the UK who are allowed to openly carry knives designed to kill.

Not even the police are armed.

This is unbelievable.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (4KUe5)

164 Some named WeaselAcres commenting on Tousi:

"This is why you never, ever give up your guns."

Are all weasels armed?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (yFLFB)

Heh. Our Weasel is. And is GOOD with it.

Is WeaselAcres OUR Weasel? It would fit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

165 "The mom took the knife home, so I don't believe the cops ever saw it."

The family that stabs together keeps evidence out of the crime labs together.

Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (TXEHw)

166 "Why aren't the brother and father under arrest?"

Oh c'mon, enough with this silly "arrest" stuff.

It is long past time the actual brits took out the trash, including these dipshit "public servants"

It was past time when they learned police officers and council officials took part in the rape of minors for DECADES. It was past time when they released violent offenders from prison so they could arrest normies for expressing their opinion on Facebook or waving some signs, while literal THOUSANDS of foreign invaders were let off to protest waving machetes and knives in the air.

There is a line. People debate where it is a lot. What the UK gov't is doing is far, far on the other side of it and it's heads-on-pikes time.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (CrtM/)

167 Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxsTb)

Amen. And at least we're armed. What we lack is proper organizational skills.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (Vvh2V)

168 155

BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧
@BROKENBRITAIN0
·
2h
🚨BREAKING: IT HAS ALL KICKED OFF IN SOUTHAMPTON 🇬🇧

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO STORM THE POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW AT THE PROTEST FOR HENRY NOWAK

THIS IS GOING TO BLOW

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (kX27y)

=======

Standing outside and screaming for half an hour does nothing.

Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Threaten anyone who doesn't like it that they'll get the same treatment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (JQYF1)

169 >> They never even removed his jacket to look for stab wounds in the video.

We often treated wounded combatants better than this.

Just think about that. A few minutes ago the guy was shooting at you. You put a hole in him, and you’re patching him up. You still gave priority to your men, but still you got to him.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (1zcQ9)

170
THIS IS GOING TO BLOW
Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (kX27y)

I'm listening.......

Posted by: The Margins at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

171 RE: Brit Civil War.

Not happening. The Redcoats won't be coming.

Most of the fighting DNA in Britain long ago left for America or was exported to Australia.

Add to that the Britizens meekly keep surrendering rights like they are from the other side of The Channel.

Going to war unarmed and unskilled will just get you killed.

Britain is toast.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (TezPK)

172 The police in Hampshire would give helpful hints to the rapists, not arrest them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (gQKJe)

173 Officers in Nowak arrest did nothing wrong, police watchdog claims! From the DT:

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That's right. Their official reason for existing is get rid of all the white people.

Actually, if you want to go with that statement and defend the officers, then the problem is much higher up.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (THY4u)

174 The damn brother who called 999 and mentioned the magic word, "racist," should be jailed as well.

I am beyond po'd.

I am also a bit distracted because our baby 9mo old girl is very sick, I hope with a virus, and son is in Australia. She's at the MD's now and a pediatric hospital on site. Prayers for her would be appreciated in the midst of hell in the UK.

If my baby girl needs me I will be there in the event I am soon absent for days. We are picking the other kids up in an hour.

The past month has basically been off and on hell on wheels. But nothing compared to the state of the UK.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (WONhk)

175 I am still shocked there are people in the UK who are allowed to openly carry knives designed to kill.

Not even the police are armed.

The British police exist to round up dissidents who will meekly go to prison for a tweet the government doesn't like.

The street gangs though are designed to take control of areas for the British government.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

176 Since British police don't carry guns, I wonder if they were worried about being attacked by the other Sikhs, so pretended not to know what was going on.
Posted by: Archimedes

British police = US unarmed security guards

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (f8lRf)

177 If kirpan are allowed because part of their culture, then why can’t Americans carry guns in the UK?
That’s our culture, y’all!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (4KUe5)

178 161 "Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British

When I talk with British normies they seem to believe that people in America routinely die from minor health issues on the street because we've all been bankrupted by healthcare costs. And no amount of talking to them will persuade them that not only is this a stupid idea but is straight up propaganda their government feeds them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)

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"And I don't go to the doctor because, while it will only cost me ten pounds per visit, I can't get an appointment for weeks by which point my bad case of influenza which nearly killed me is gone."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (JQYF1)

179 Today is Day Two of Karmelo Anthony's trial.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (x2qcd)

180 @32 [Poem] "The Wrath of the Awakened Saxon" by Rudyard Kipling

The poem by Kipling is called "The Beginnings," and all its lines refer to "The English," not "The Saxon." What you have quoted is a white supremacist rewrite wrongly attributed. You have been hanging around the wrong sort of meetings and picking up the wrong brochures there. Why not go back and finish junior high school, and learn to kipple?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (zdLoL)

181 Interesting how the Newcomers know they can gang up, four to,one, on a Native and even the native police will join in on the assault.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (/lPRQ)

182 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO STORM THE POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW AT THE PROTEST FOR HENRY NOWAK

THIS IS GOING TO BLOW
Posted by: beckster
____________

Just pulled up the livestream. No storming going on.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (XvL8K)

183 When the British Empire left a country, it was better than when they found it.
Every time.

The muslim empires have had to be driven out.
And every land they conquered is worse in every way from the contact to the present day.
And in the lands they still hold, they have eradicated all local culture, religion and language.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (73/SM)

184
The past month has basically been off and on hell on wheels. But nothing compared to the state of the UK.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (WONhk)

Prayers to the little one and the rest of your family.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

185 It's moments like these where I won't be able to formulate an opinion until I hear from King Chuck.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (D1E+2)

186 1 Just when you may think The Blade is off his game or lost a step, he roars back like hell on wheels and nails another FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

In a troubled and uncertain world it's good to know there a certain things we can depend on.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (QGaXH)

187 This story makes me say, Thank you President Trump for going through all your trials to prevent this from happening to us. (For the time being)

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxsTb)
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If this all collapses tomorrow, all reasonable men should give thanks to God that he has sustained our glimpse into how he can sustain us from what should be the apparent idiocy of Man as Man.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)

188 Today is Day Two of Karmelo Anthony's trial.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (x2qcd)

Jury selection.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

189 The last time I was in the UK, probably 2016 or so, the ONLY police I saw armed were near Westminster Abbey.

The rest were pretending to be Bobbies with their little sticks.

I was very alert at all times and ready to fight back. Which is not a good way to be on the olde streets of safe Londonistan in the past.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (WONhk)

190 In point in passing. The fucking Brits voted for this shit. Again, and again, and again. Fukkem.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (pohLc)

191 Curious to see and hear how the Beloved Beeb is reporting all this.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (wBaIH)

192 It's moments like these where I won't be able to formulate an opinion until I hear from King Chuck.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (D1E+2)

"Climate Change is the greatest threat to society and must be confronted head on."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (JQYF1)

At what point do you take your own advice?

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (1ebFM)

194 Standing outside and screaming for half an hour does nothing.

Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Threaten anyone who doesn't like it that they'll get the same treatment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (JQYF1)

Exactly, because peaceful protests are cute.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (Sco7b)

195 "If I thought that the standard Native Briton had enough pride and vigor to use them, I would recommend air-dropping crates of Liberty Starter Kits with long and hand Pew Pews in chamberings common with those in police stations and mosque armories, and a good case of appropriate Freedom Seeds for each one.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)"

I don't think it would help much at this point. They've been disarmed for too long, and there just aren't enough vets with relevant experience and the political inclination to teach randos how to shoot in even the most rudimentary sense.

This is the long game of civilian disarmament; I even see the negative affects here, where far too few of us really understand what it means to maintain an armed group of people for for than a week or so. If people were serious they'd be focusing on common parts and weapons anyone can maintain with simple hand tools, rather than drooling over the cool gun nerd crap.

The brits are within spitting distance of Rwanda style mass murder incidents vs the native population. We aren't - mostly, in most places - but people need to wake the fuck up and understand where this is all going

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (CrtM/)

196 We often treated wounded combatants better than this.

I remember under Biden there was a case where the government arrested a medic who killed a jihadi. He had gone to the jihadi to patch him up and was rewarded with a knife attack. The medic won and killed the jihadi for which he was prosecuted with murder.

To really nail him the Biden junta leaned on the other soldier that was with him offering a 100% pardon in return for testifying. The other soldier agreed, took the stand and said HE had killed the jihadi destroying the Junta's case.

It was glorious.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

197 190 In point in passing. The fucking Brits voted for this shit. Again, and again, and again. Fukkem.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (pohLc)

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Neither party ran on letting boats show up on shore and giving them public housing.

In fact, it was often a Labour critique of the Conservative Party that they were open borders to let in too many migrants which negatively affected the wages of the union based electorate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (JQYF1)

198 It seems pretty clear that until the UK govt is afraid of somebody besides muzzies then nothing will change. Maybe the Hampshire police station should be stormed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (n5tGW)

199 THIS IS GOING TO BLOW

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (kX27y)
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It could even be worse.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

200 Standing outside and screaming for half an hour does nothing.

Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Threaten anyone who doesn't like it that they'll get the same treatment.
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A few yellow vests swinging from lampposts would be a nice spring decoration.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (73/SM)

201 193 Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (JQYF1)

At what point do you take your own advice?

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (1ebFM)

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I don't live in Britain.

I'm not outside demanding theater from police that they kneel like they did for George Floyd.

I'm not so outraged that I'm "storming" the police station.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (JQYF1)

202 It's way WAY past time for the British to forcibly change their situation before they can't. This is life and death for them. By any means necessary, remove the barbarians and their enablers from society.

This is absolutely ABSURD

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (61TgR)

203 Prayers to the little one and the rest of your family.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Thank you. I wait for my DIL to text. Praying "it's just the virus that never ends for her sweet self..and trust me she is a beautiful, sweet and happy, easy baby doll. I hate this.

Exhausting month with too much crap to mention, including an emergency appy for her older 7yr old brother...but we are a tough bunch of Polish/Redneck genes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (WONhk)

204 RE: Brit Civil War.

Not happening. The Redcoats won't be coming.

Most of the fighting DNA in Britain long ago left for America or was exported to Australia.

Add to that the Britizens meekly keep surrendering rights like they are from the other side of The Channel.

Going to war unarmed and unskilled will just get you killed.

Britain is toast.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (TezPK)

I think you're wrong. England still built an empire with fighting DNA after the US was a separate nation. But a lot that DNA died in 1914-1918.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (N1tpc)

205 The invasion of Britain has the perfect prime minister for it to occur. Starmer is either too stupid to realize what's happening or he's in on it with the one worlder leftists. He might be both because he probably thinks he will survive this mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (gQKJe)

206 Just pulled up the livestream. No storming going on.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Misting? Drizzle?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (f8lRf)

207 "And I don't go to the doctor because, while it will only cost me ten pounds per visit, I can't get an appointment for weeks by which point my bad case of influenza which nearly killed me is gone."

Speaking of which why the hell do people go to the doctor for the flu?

Unless you are on death's door they are going to send you home and tell you to drink lots of fluids.

And yet every time I am around a hospital I see people with what looks like some sort of flu like disease...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

208
Exhausting month with too much crap to mention, including an emergency appy for her older 7yr old brother...but we are a tough bunch of Polish/Redneck genes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (WONhk)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

209 Seems to me there was a Sikh who thought pulling a u-turn with an 18-wheeler in the face of oncoming traffic was a good idea and that brainstorm cost two or three people their lives. Within the year, that was.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ixS3i)

That's not inconsistent with the criminal subculture scenario. There is a Sikh gang called the Lawrence Bishnoi gang. I think they are part and parcel of the International Sikh Youth Federation, which is a terrorist group. They sneak wanted individuals into Canada and America, and put them in criminally-run trucking jobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (1z8ji)

210 >>When the British Empire left a country, it was better than when they found it.
Every time.

I never cease to be amazed by the idiocy of the open borders, let them all in crowd.

I've seen a lot of cultures around the world and I can assure that all cultures are not equal. When you import the 3rd world you become the 3rd world.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)

211 This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 04:17 PM (T7fic)

212 "161 "Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British

When I talk with British normies they seem to believe that people in America routinely die from minor health issues on the street because we've all been bankrupted by healthcare costs. And no amount of talking to them will persuade them that not only is this a stupid idea but is straight up propaganda their government feeds them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)"

They also think they have a higher per capita income than the poorest deep south states, too, but that's not the case either.

Brits who actually come here frequently come away with a real shock to the system how bad their standards of living really are, and that's even despite the US collapse in standard of living the last 30-40 years.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:17 PM (CrtM/)

213 207 Speaking of which why the hell do people go to the doctor for the flu?

Unless you are on death's door they are going to send you home and tell you to drink lots of fluids.

And yet every time I am around a hospital I see people with what looks like some sort of flu like disease...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

======

Tamiflu is a thing, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:17 PM (JQYF1)

214 Remember:
The whole family didn't come up with this scheme to cry "racism!" on the fly.

They did it because it has worked before.

They, their friends, their co-religionists--all have avoided arrest by yelling about racism.

And it's been working.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:17 PM (73/SM)

215 Funny thing is, this happened to me in USA. I was attacked by criminal, injured and bleeding. Criminal called cops and said I was racist. Cops took criminal's side.

I didn't die, but it was frustrating as hell. Goes to grand jury, but they are fucking useless because at that point the prosecutor is defending the police incompetence.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (SHj+T)

216 All Sikhs are supposed to carry knives, its in their religion.
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Not required.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (RIvkX)

217 They must re-institute the gallows.
Expand the list of crimes for the gallows.
Make the trip less than 30 days to the gallows.
The public needs to see when they are sent to the gallows.
Allow every native Brit to own and use a handgun.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck the pope.
Deport or kill the invaders.

Posted by: @58ARAMCOBrat at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (x9HPv)

218 It isn't about genetics, it is about culture.

Europeans are bathed in constant propaganda.

When one of them wakes up there is no structure for them to join to try to reverse their oppression and if they try to start one the government will find a way to deal with it.

The US should be taking a direct hand here just like we did against communist states during the cold war, but even the Trump admin isn't willing to start treating Europe as our biggest threat after China

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)

219 Somebody is going to make bank running guns to the UK.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (rJ48h)

220 Britain is toast.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (TezPK)

I think you're wrong. England still built an empire with fighting DNA after the US was a separate nation. But a lot that DNA died in 1914-1918.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

What was left was finished off in '39 - '45.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (f8lRf)

221 It seems pretty clear that until the UK govt is afraid of somebody besides muzzies then nothing will change. Maybe the Hampshire police station should be stormed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (n5tGW)
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Fear of God doesn't look so bad right now, does it?

By all means, let's give our daughters over--when no women should be raped (by white males)--to systematic rape, because trust the secular plan, that has long forgotten you at the elite level and considers you excess population.

Because the secular plan is showing that man has it handled. We don't need God for this. God hurts our pride that we are big boys and can do this all on our own.

It's just we're going to need to lose 14/16ths of the people on the planet to enact a real plan of human worth.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)

222 Most of the fighting DNA in Britain long ago left for America or was exported to Australia.

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Yup, and they could kept us along with our stupendous agricultural, shipbuilding, and associated forestry assets for probably another century, if they'd just let us vote.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (BI5O2)

223 "Most of the fighting DNA in Britain long ago left for America or was exported to Australia"

Good thing Churchill mated with an American.

Randolph Frederick Edward Spencer Churchill was a degenerate gambler, and that is one of his better qualities.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (fnZRl)

224
Unless you are on death's door they are going to send you home and tell you to drink lots of fluids.

And yet every time I am around a hospital I see people with what looks like some sort of flu like disease...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

Wife has had multiple rounds of spiking ridiculously high fever every few hours eventually requiring a hospital visit. E.coli can be a bitch.

That ain't the flu.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

225 "That's not inconsistent with the criminal subculture scenario. There is a Sikh gang called the Lawrence Bishnoi gang. I think they are part and parcel of the International Sikh Youth Federation, which is a terrorist group. They sneak wanted individuals into Canada and America, and put them in criminally-run trucking jobs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (1z8ji)"

I have to admit I had not paid much attention to sikhs in years, and mostly remember back when they ran PR campaigns post 9-11 to let everyone know they weren't muslims. In the early 2000's in the US they had a pretty decent reputation.

I believe between the UK and Canada, that is a thing of the past.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (CrtM/)

226
England still built an empire with fighting DNA after the US was a separate nation. But a lot that DNA died in 1914-1918.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

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It's like we're watching the ancient Greeks become the modern Greeks (that's a decline, by the way) right before our eyes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (n7rxJ)

227 Like Iranians, the English have no way to protest. A disarmed populous is no threat to the regime.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (qFwJc)

228 All Sikhs are supposed to carry knives, its in their religion.
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Not required.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (RIvkX)

It is for the murderers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

229 >>I didn't die,

Are you sure?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)

230 I think you're wrong. England still built an empire with fighting DNA after the US was a separate nation. But a lot that DNA died in 1914-1918.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Yeah, it must have died by survival or something!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (Fi81e)

231 Watched a long video a week ago how Rhodesia was started as a British colony but in the 60s-70s turned away so the African Marxists took over. Its a dump now.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0)

232 As I imagine Orwell could explain it...

Racism is ThoughtCrime is Double-Plus-Worst-Crime.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (Q+gd/)

233 England, burn it all down. It's your only hope.

Then, never EVER let Islam even LOOK in your general direction.

Islam is cancer

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:21 PM (61TgR)

234 Scots should carry claymores but don't.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:21 PM (Ia/+0)

235 "It seems pretty clear that until the UK govt is afraid of somebody besides muzzies then nothing will change. Maybe the Hampshire police station should be stormed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (n5tGW)"

Whites using violence like muslims won't net the same response. They'd mow them down and drone them by the hundreds and scramble to build camps to house them.

People need to fully understand this. What is being done is deliberate. It's not a misunderstanding, it's not well-meaning but misguided government busybodies.

They aim to exterminate us.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (CrtM/)

236 The left: The west has a patriarchal system that not only protects rapists but empowers them to victimize women

Also the left: The only reason you care about supposed rapes by immigrants in Britain is because you are racist. Maybe those girls wanted to have sexual relations with those sexy, sexy immigrants and you are just too racist to see it?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

237
All Sikhs are supposed to carry knives, its in their religion.
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Not required.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Do they have to be sharp enough to kill someone? I thought they were more ceremonial or symbolic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (n7rxJ)

238 Just pulled up the livestream. No storming going on.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Maybe they'll add it in post.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

239 Of course Starmer is in on it. And he knows he has 3 years more to complete the invasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)

240 Just pulled up the livestream. No storming going on.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Misting? Drizzle?
Posted by: rickb223
___________

Looks like it was a sunny day in blighty.

Livestream of the protest:

https://tinyurl.com/54b7988v

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (XvL8K)

241 I believe between the UK and Canada, that is a thing of the past.
Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (CrtM/)

Yes. The criminal element is rapidly eroding the good will that was painstakingly earned by decent Sikhs for many decades.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 04:23 PM (1z8ji)

242 People need to fully understand this. What is being done is deliberate. It's not a misunderstanding, it's not well-meaning but misguided government busybodies.

Things in politics are usually exactly what they look like.

The British government is importing violent foreigners, oppressing its own citizens, and giving the immigrants carte blanche to murder and rape the populace.

Why?

Because that is historically what a conquering power does to show its new subjects who has the power.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)

243 >>Watched a long video a week ago how Rhodesia was started as a British colony but in the 60s-70s turned away so the African Marxists took over. Its a dump now.

My old customer in South Africa was originally from Rhodesia. He and his family fled to South Africa when the marxists took over.

Last I heard he was looking at the exit door from South Africa.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

244 239 Of course Starmer is in on it. And he knows he has 3 years more to complete the invasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)

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The invasion started by Blair in the 90s, and then actively continued by the Conservative Party.

The entire British establishment is in on it.

The the Conservative Party members left and formed...Reform. Whose leadership keeps saying things like "We won't remove illegals from government housing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:23 PM (JQYF1)

245 I feel like the culture in the US now is past the "being called a racist is the worth thing that can happen to you!" stage. It's laughed off now.

But it's still very much alive in Europe.

Hopefully they are moving past this because the Left has been very effective at using this as a tool to control people.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (Ab9hi)

246 "For Sikhs, a "knife" is the Kirpan, one of the five articles of faith mandatory for initiated Sikhs to carry at all times. Originating in 1699, it symbolizes the duty to defend the innocent and fight against oppression, functioning as an article of devotion rather than a weapon."

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

247 Christianity needs another Reformation.

Who will be the Luther to post his 95 theses on the door of Westminster Mosque?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

248 This is my favorite bit -- they are claiming zero ability to discern and assess. They are just dumb fucks doing whatever the brownest person tells them to do-- can't blame them!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (SHj+T)
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Yeah, again genetics, mechanics not working for them.

They just need the lazy excuse which passes off any pressing need for responsibility. "Somebody told them a lie".

That's why we ate the fruit of the tree. That's all!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:25 PM (Fi81e)

249 "233 England, burn it all down. It's your only hope.

Then, never EVER let Islam even LOOK in your general direction.

Islam is cancer
Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:21 PM (61TgR)"

Yes, but how? They've already passed the tipping point with demographics in younger generations. There is no way out of their predicament without literal oceans of blood.

Hell, whether WE have passed the same tipping point already depends on what a bunch of second and third generation children of Mexicans, etc, want to do. At least we have some hope there, maybe. Hispanic normie-americans are pretty distinct from the "pay NGO's to fly them in" variety.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:25 PM (CrtM/)

250 Is cousin Britain the canary? Are we going to continue down the same path or are we going to send them home before we look like Britain?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:25 PM (NgPv+)

251 Christianity needs another Reformation.

Who will be the Luther to post his 95 theses on the door of Westminster Mosque?

In Luther's time the Pope was willing to turn a blind eye to corruption

In our time the Red Pope and Pope Kyle though want to destroy Christianity itself - far, far worse then what Luther saw in his day.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

252 152 Likely if the police has immediately applied pressure to the wound and called for medical help he would have survived.

But they were too busy chatting with the murderer.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

It would have at least helped my attitude towards the cops. Might not have saved him but it would hae looked better vs reading him his rights as he lay dying and cuffed.

Applying pressure does help briefly.

If an artery is nicked you bleed out. If completely severed it spasms and you may life...this is what saved my father's life when he shredded his arm in a hay baler 3 days after I turned 16yrs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:26 PM (WONhk)

253 I don't live in Britain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (JQYF1)

You will never behead a human being, which happens to be a positive character trait.

It's easier to prescribe than take your own medicine.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:26 PM (fnZRl)

254 Whites using violence like muslims won't net the same response.

I understand what you're saying, what I am saying is the government there are a bunch of pussies and will eventually change if enough havoc is given. But it doesn't matter what we think, they are in a fight or die situation either way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)

255 Britain has been a profoundly silly, ridiculous, useless and unimportant country for quite some time.

It becomes more so by the day.

And OT:

Diablo Cake Girl from a couple of years ago on the 11 year anniversary of her initial posting.

She and Ryan are married and have two kids.

https://tinyurl.com/2sme2jhk

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (XV/Pl)

256 England is a fag country.

Posted by: All In The Family at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (IqKsT)

257 Jeepers guys.

If the British want to live like this, let them. Not our circus, not our monkeys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

258 >>>Last I heard he was looking at the exit door from South Africa.

No sense fleeing to Britain as it's about 10 years from becoming South Africa itself.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (CwhoI)

259 And in the US, when a young girl is killed by an illegal alien, we have our politicians who say, "well, she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time."

So, there is already here.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (73/SM)

260 Christianity needs another Reformation.

Who will be the Luther to post his 95 theses on the door of Westminster Mosque?
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)
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Well, it's all about a being that rise out of a grave!

Nobody can believe that a singular being can rise up from a grave!

Because men don't regularly rise from graves!

This is the 21st century! We're way past silly beliefs.

We just do a lot of stupid stuff that trust me, Science will figure out, eventually, given that we aren't so stupid we succumb to a 7th century death cult political theory disguised as an Abrahamic religion.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

261 But it's still very much alive in Europe.

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Sure. Because they did a lot of Very Bad Things. Much worse than the Americans ever did - but hey, it's easy enough to point the finger at us, because we weren't immaculate, perfect beings.

The problem is, you know what your people did, and if racism is the standard, then you're the all-time champs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (BI5O2)

262
By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (n7rxJ)

263 There’s only one way for Europe to save themselves, and unfortunately I don’t think they have the cajones for it. Please prove me wrong, Europe.
Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (ZxsTb)

I think Europe will go the traditional route and invade Russia.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)

264 The irony in all this is that if native Brits emulated their immigrant foes and started killing people the British government would immediately take their concerns seriously.

Realistically of course the current government would mouth agreement with their goals of crime safety and freedom of speech while trying to arrest the leadership.

But...such tactics would immediately change the way the government is acting publicly at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm)

265 262
By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (n7rxJ)

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Honor. Disrespect. Racism. Colonialism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:29 PM (JQYF1)

266 "245 I feel like the culture in the US now is past the "being called a racist is the worth thing that can happen to you!" stage. It's laughed off now.

But it's still very much alive in Europe.

Hopefully they are moving past this because the Left has been very effective at using this as a tool to control people.
Posted by: Sharpie at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (Ab9hi)"

We're past it because it's not practical to kick in our doors for wrongthink on social media. People sooner or later would stack anyone stupid enough to try like cordwood.

The problem with the brits isn't just cowardice, it's that the cowardice is rooted in very real powerlessness of the normies, in the face of state power wielded against them regularly.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:29 PM (CrtM/)

267 I think Europe will go the traditional route and invade Russia.

Britain has more political prisoners then Russia.

And outside of a few British mercs Russia has ZERO British prisoners so you'd think it would be a more immediate concern anyway...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)

268 "262
By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (n7rxJ)"

I don't think the starmtroopers ascertained exactly why. If so, I have not heard it - although they did rob the kid.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:30 PM (CrtM/)

269 It is not going to happen at the ballot box in the UK. It's going to have to be block by block peaky blinders. They are too far gone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (n5tGW)

270 >>>By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

It's the war, and that son of a bitch Churchill.

Posted by: White Liberal, probably at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (CwhoI)

271 >>No sense fleeing to Britain as it's about 10 years from becoming South Africa itself.

His former partner took his family and went to Australia. Seems like a pretty well worn path.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)

272 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (NcvvS)

273 Many Sikhs most I have known don't carry it.

Apparently the murderer was well-trained in it's use.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (RIvkX)

274
Honor. Disrespect. Racism. Colonialism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===============

So, the usual standing offenses.

No one but Nowak and Digwa will ever know what the catalyst was -- if there was one. Maybe after Digwa has served 21 years -- if he serves them -- he'll provide an answer. I would think 21 years might change a man.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ)

275 There's a nood.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (WONhk)

276 Jeepers guys.

If the British want to live like this, let them. Not our circus, not our monkeys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

Hey, it's their business if they want to suck. Far be it from me to criticize the affairs of irrelevant countries.

But I can and will certainly & viciously ridicule them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (BI5O2)

277 "264 The irony in all this is that if native Brits emulated their immigrant foes and started killing people the British government would immediately take their concerns seriously."

No, they'd kill the fuck out of them, immediately, and in large numbers.

Just wait, it's coming unless the normie brits somehow manage to find their balls and retake control of the government.

This is an important thing people don't understand. Imagine how the post-J6 crap could have gone if we were disarmed here. As it was, they were kicking in doors and arresting people up until a week or two before Trump got back in office, even.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (CrtM/)

278
Livestream of the protest:

https://tinyurl.com/54b7988v

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (XvL8K)

Heh. They roll a trash bin up and fling it towards the police line.

It flutters and they move it behind them.

Dude yells "ANTICLIMACTIC!"

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

279 If an artery is nicked you bleed out. If completely severed it spasms and you may life...this is what saved my father's life when he shredded his arm in a hay baler 3 days after I turned 16yrs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:26 PM (WONhk)

Its what killed Confed General Albert Sydney Johnston at the battle of Shiloh. Bullet hit the back of his knee area, piercing but not severing an artery or vein. He had had a previous injury in the area earlier in life so never felt it. If the vessel was fully severed it would have closed, but it did not and he started bleeding into his boot. When he fainted some minutes later it took too much time to even find the wound much less apply a tourniquet and he died of the blood loss.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (8avO+)

280 We have to repent.

We have to say that even though it's not 100% provable in a well-formed system that the vision of the Western Culture was from God, it was actually proof of the effectiveness of keeping within God's pattern.

And that pattern was proof enough of the God of the Bible himself. At it's most important, where it effected and improved our lives, our mentality, our laws, our fairness.

And it was counterfeited by Men of Pride who told God that they could handle it from here--because we couldn't understand exactly the moral terms and determinations.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (Fi81e)

281 By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?
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Because he refuse to hand over his phone when demanded.

Which phone was found on the person of the killer.

Which killer was clearly comfortable accosting others and stealing their phones, as he had not other source of income.
You can see the outlines of a family business ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (73/SM)

282 Paul Joseph Watson's video of a GB reporter in New Jersey calmly asking questions of ICE protesters and being aggressively verbally assaulted. Cops do nothing. When he asks cops for help, they dismissively tell him to stop asking "provoking" questions (his questions weren't provocative at all). The reporter's poise in the face of violent ignorance is remarkable.

https://tinyurl.com/4fuh58ny

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (t+TFX)

283 nood

officer resigned

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (v6XNT)

284 "276 Jeepers guys.

If the British want to live like this, let them. Not our circus, not our monkeys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

Hey, it's their business if they want to suck. Far be it from me to criticize the affairs of irrelevant countries.

But I can and will certainly & viciously ridicule them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (BI5O2)"

It's important to use this to show fence sitters where we're headed.

It's why Obama being a lazy dipshit was a massive error on the left's part. They had a matching refugee invasion teed up for 2015 just like the EU did and chicked out at the last minute - doing the Lucy/Charlie Brown football thing to them. They had everything ready - contracts for transport, building refugee housing, all of it. Waving off left the US much more powerful in the near and mid term as the EU implodes first, but allowed US normies to see what was coming.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (CrtM/)

285 Henry's killer had two knives. The ceremonial one worn aqround the neck, and an 8" one he used to stab Henry.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (tM5h4)

286 Between this and the stories of Sikhs out of Canada my view of them has gone from benign religious people to grift mc grifters

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (jPdyB)

287 Speaking of terrible culture

The trial of another dindunuffin (black highschool kid stabbed white my highschool kid) is now under way

Let's hope that little shit pebble never sees the light of day again

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (ZihZb)

288 A British revolution would be a short one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

The Brit Army is now small, and most police aren't armed. Torches and pitchforks might actually be enough to get the job done.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (Jz8iS)

289 I think the “strikers” referred to in the previous post meant the illegals going on hunger strike inside Delaney Hall.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

290 When Britain was a manly kingdom it had a method for dealing with rapists and murderers.

https://tinyurl.com/mpccw629

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:39 PM (NgPv+)

291 The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle.

When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (NgPv+)

292 268 "262
By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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hmm, They did find Nowak's wallet in the Sikh's pocket. But they haven't discovered a motive, yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (NgPv+)

293 The knife was not what they are saying it was.

https://x.com/johnkonrad/status/2061596040596189250

Posted by: geoffb at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (OtD+j)

294 There is a worldwide criminal subculture among Sikhs, and decent Sikhs are failing to control it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
+++++
Is this another "the 80% criminal element is making the 20% of honest ... look bad?"
Seriously, I don't know. I do know that they are tribal, and that many are involved in crime. There was a recent bust in CA of a network of truck hijacking and theft that was all Sikh.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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There is a serious separation movement by Sikhs in India. They want their own country. How large is the component we would call criminal to distinguish it from political violence in service of that secession is the question as to.whether there is a large ppcriminal.subculture. Drug dealing Sikhs are definitely a criminal subculture, right. How about if all the profit is returned to Punjab for the revolution? There's a lot of gray area in this.
I've known a number of Sikhs who seem like nice guys. That probably affect how I think. The Sikh community's righteous anger at their terrible treatment in Pakistan has produced an overreaction against their comparatively non-violent political repression in India.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (38YcN)

295 It's time for vigilante justice. Let this be the first. These cops sicken me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

White House: Rioters Outside of NJ ICE Facility Will be Prosecuted to the Fullest Extent of the Law
NGO Admits It's Giving the Orders to Riot

It's time to start getting rough with the terrorists.

The White House issued a stark warning Monday to rioters protesting a federal immigration detention center in Newark, stating that riots will not be tolerated and those who engage in such activity will be "arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
The protests escalated into riots over the weekend after some demonstrators threw projectiles, grabbed security barriers and set fires outside ICE's Delaney Hall facility. New Jersey Democratic Gov. Mikie Sherrill even acknowledged early Sunday that some had engaged in "dangerous actions" against local police.
...
Newark Mayor Ras Baraka imposed an emergency curfew over the weekend in an attempt to quell the unrest. The curfew, which remains in effect, covers a half-mile radius around the ICE facility, outlawing civilians in the area from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m.

Democrat politicians stoke up the rioters and then impose a curfew on everyone because the monsters they feed have gotten out of control.

Meanwhile, the NGO-paid antifa and BLM terrorists swarm in from all over the country to riot:

🚨 JUST NOW: DHS Sec. Mullin CONFIRMS ICE arrested rioters who came all the way from PORTLAND to agitate leftists outside ICE Newark

THOUSANDS of miles away.

These are PROFESSIONAL rioters. Full stop. pic.twitter.com/4PzItH99Qo
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) June 1, 2026

An NGO posts that it will choose to mobilize the rioters or not mobilize them as it chooses:

They're talking about how there's been no word from the "admins" about further mobilization.

We have undeniable proof that NGOs are calling the shots from top-down.

We know they were responsible for BLM and Summer of Love v1 too. These NGOs and their funders need to be sued�
— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) June 2, 2026

🚨 NOW: The area around ICE Newark is DEAD SILENT after NJSP FORCED rioters out of the area

Tens of THOUSANDS of dollars worth of supplies are just abandoned outside the facility.

It is genuinely mindblowing how much money is poured into riot supplies.

See for yourselves 👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/Q2JB13coDx
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 31, 2026

The foreign agent anchor baby communist terrorist Hasan Piker attended the riots -- of course -- and was heckled by a black conservative who called him the n-word.

I'll allow it.

Let's recap Hasan Piker's week:

- Banned from the United Kingdom
- Humiliated by left wing ICE protesters on a livestream
- Under Treasury investigation for Cuba sanctions violations
- Facing potential FARA charges
- CCP-linked money tied to his Marxist convoy
- Having a�
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 1, 2026

The UK banned dozens of immigration restrictionists from entering the country, claiming they were not conducive to the "public good."

Now the UK also bans the terrorist agents Cenk Uygur and his nepo baby nephew Hasan Piker, and Hasan Piker decides that this is because Israel controls the UK.

Note that the Minister who actually denied his visa is named Shabana Mahmoud. Nice Jewish girl, I'm sure.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:41 PM

Comments

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (W2Pud)

2 Yeet for joy!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (W2Pud)

3 Heads on pikes.
Send a message.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (Sco7b)

4 Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (VyBeY)

5 Honsetly, it is time t o start shooting and killing them on site

Posted by: Gmsn at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (RSaqR)

6 Better:

White House: Rioters Outside and their Financiers of NJ ICE Facility Will be Prosecuted to the Fullest Extent of the Law

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:43 PM (dK+Kv)

7 ICE should clean up outside the facility, and provide the food and drink to the illegals. At least it will be going to "the cause" they claim to support.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 02:44 PM (qx7Zg)

8 This is being orchestrated. DataRepublican on X published an NGO calling off the night's festivities.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

9 > Posted by: Gmsn at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (RSaqR)

Glowie.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N)

10 Hello fellow khaki bearer!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:45 PM (eEgwP)

11 Newark Mayor Ras Baraka

Isn't he one of the villains in Mortal Kombat?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

12 Democrat politicians stoke up the rioters and then impose a curfew on everyone because the monsters they feed have gotten out of control.
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When I say it's all fake, I'm not saying it's all for fun-zies.

I think there are definite stakes. And DC does not care, because the Graft must FLOW!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

13 Trump declared antifa a domestic terrorist organization 9 months ago. This should be the top priority at the DoJ. I don't want to hear any bullshit about the "wheels of justice" either. With today's technology and the investigative powers under existing national security laws the entire network could be mapped out in a week.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (6UgnJ)

14 8 This is being orchestrated. DataRepublican on X published an NGO calling off the night's festivities.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

Way to read The Content.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (Ot/FD)

15 Of course it is orchestrated, there is no grass roots left.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (YwEeS)

16 Banning Hasan Piker from the UK...is there NOTHING Those Crafty Jews can't pull off?!

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (oqH4h)

17 I'm so old I remember when it was a big deal that Kyle Rittenhouse crossed state borders...

Imagine if there was a rightwing group paying (using laundered tax dollars) to send him there...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

18 15 Of course it is orchestrated, there is no grass roots left.
Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (YwEeS)
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Correct. The left's boots on the ground are braindead NPCs that just do whatever they're told. Point and hate.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (oqH4h)

19 11 Newark Mayor Ras Baraka

Isn't he one of the villains in Mortal Kombat?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

An all American name if ever I heard one...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (3D9D/)

20 It is about time what everyone knew to be the case here was publicly acknowledged. No grassroots were harmed/involved/consulted in the creation of these protests.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (rm3p6)

21 These Antifa professional rioters fly first class from Portland and Seattle to wherever their commie paymasters want to send them each week. :Like a mercenary army.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Av6i5)

22 It's all part of the grand scheme for the Jews to conquer England by letting people who really really want to kill Jews conquer England and kick out all the Jews.

Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Ot/FD)

23 It is genuinely mindblowing how much money is poured into riot supplies.
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It's all orchestrated.

We're still in 2020.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)

24 Imagine if there was a rightwing group paying (using laundered tax dollars) to send him there...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

Hang on... I'm imagining it... I'm imagining it!!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (eEgwP)

25 >>This is being orchestrated. DataRepublican on X published an NGO calling off the night's festivities.

Someone Tag Ace with this...

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (P0D9r)

26 This shows how "popular" this anti-ICE uprising is. NGOs have to import the same travelling circus to a site du jour and perform for a week. They count on useful idiots for the mob and in the MFM to promote the circus while coordinating policy responses that the vast majority of Americans reject.

It's marketing spectacle from a relatively small group. It's buoyed, however, by a grift machine and crime syndicate known colloquially as the DNC.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (oji8u)

27 No the villain in ghost busters frozen empire

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:50 PM (bXbFr)

28 ICE needs to call up Cigarette-and-Skillet Guy for bashing in heads.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 02, 2026 02:50 PM (Wt5PA)

29 Didn't the UK ban In-Cenk-Erator as well has Hasan Chop?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 02:50 PM (qx7Zg)

30 Imagine if there was a rightwing group paying (using laundered tax dollars) to send him there...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)
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The Jacobins would have scheduled a lot of people for the guillotines.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:50 PM (Fi81e)

31 These are all rent-a-mobs. All of them. That pasty cashew-headed homosexual Alex Pretti would be in Newark right now if he wasn't mercifully shot to death.

These people are unemployed, unemployable, and make whatever meager living they can as gay antifa mercenaries who get paid in ten-dollar bills and frozen sperm.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

32 NGL - That Black Dude in Newark, roasting Hasan Piker, was the highlight of this 'Protest'.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 02:51 PM (P0D9r)

33 Shoeon Head stomped all over Piker. Not real hard as he's an idiot.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 02:51 PM (gQKJe)

34 That was a terrible film btw

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:51 PM (bXbFr)

35 It's marketing spectacle from a relatively small group. It's buoyed, however, by a grift machine and crime syndicate known colloquially as the DNC.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (oji8u)
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You don't need the N in there.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (Fi81e)

36 NGO Admits It's Giving the Orders to Riot

RICO their asses.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (f8lRf)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

38 363 Nude
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (W2Pud)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

39 16 Banning Hasan Piker from the UK...is there NOTHING Those Crafty Jews can't pull off?!
Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (oqH4h)

Youd think people would not want to piss them off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

40 Post WW1 Germany featured running street battles between the factions. It wasn't at all clear who would prevail.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (f0B73)

41 I'm so old I remember when it was a big deal that Kyle Rittenhouse crossed state borders

Well, I remember wondering why it was such a big thing since the guys he shot had also crossed state borders.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

42 Yeah ras son of 9-11 denislist le roi baraka

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (bXbFr)

43 "The foreign agent anchor baby communist terrorist Hasan Piker attended the riots -- of course -- and was heckled by a black conservative who called him the n-word.

I'll allow it."
========

LOL. Nice work.

Posted by: mrp at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (rj6Yv)

44 That Nick Sorter vid is creepy weird. Like one of those videos of ghost towns abandoned with half-eaten meals left on the tables.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:53 PM (vTZFs)

45 Remember how Laurel & Hardy funniest ongoing skit was when they joined the French Foreign Legion and blundered their way through various conflicts as the world's most incompetent mercenaries?

You already know where I'm going with this:

Someone needs to made a buddy=-comedy film about two losers who join Antifa just for the perks, snd get sent around the US to foment riots and commit domestic terrorism -- except they're complete idiots, ruin everything, and don't even understand the ideology they supposedly are fighting for. Potential comedy gold.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 02:53 PM (Av6i5)

46 Well, I remember wondering why it was such a big thing since the guys he shot had also crossed state borders.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)
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Irrelevant!!

They were killed by Rittenhouse! Not the other way around!

Posted by: Net Judges at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)

47 Axeman: "You don't need the N in there."

Fair enough. DC is essentially 95% DNC.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (oji8u)

48 Denialist

He actually was the runner up in the governors race

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (bXbFr)

49 These Antifa professional rioters fly first class from Portland and Seattle to wherever their commie paymasters want to send them each week. :Like a mercenary army.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Av6i5)

Like the Streltsy.

Remember what happened to the Streltsy.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

50 Ya best start believin' in conspiracies.

'Cos yer in one!

Posted by: Barbosa at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)

51 Let's recap Hasan Piker's week:

- Banned from the United Kingdom
- Humiliated by left wing ICE protesters on a livestream
- Under Treasury investigation for Cuba sanctions violations
- Facing potential FARA charges
- CCP-linked money tied to his Marxist convoy
- Having a�

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 1, 2026

Let me know when he's punished in some meaningful way.

I won't hold my breath. I'm not that silly Avatar shit and don't need blue skin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Banning Hasan Piker from the UK...is there NOTHING Those Crafty Jews can't pull off?!
Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (oqH4h)

Youd think people would not want to piss them off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s)
______

They've been banning a lot of people. Kanye West among them. Seems like anyone who is controversial on either side of the spectrum is a candidate for a ban.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

53 Note that the Minister who actually denied his visa is named Shabana Mahmoud. Nice Jewish girl, I'm sure.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:41 PM

You a biologist now, Ace?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

54
I know! Let the Swedish Doom Goblin and her pals organize a sex cruise and relief flotilla for Newark!

It's a bit longer trip and more risk, but bodies and bucks for the cause, ladies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (ixS3i)

55 It is genuinely mindblowing how much money is poured into riot supplies."

"Money"? Try "taxpayer dollars"

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (XuXeR)

56 Remember what happened to the Streltsy.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

Can't. Never heard of them before. Anything like what happened to Mao's Red Guard?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (lFFaq)

57 Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Ot/FD)

Jewception!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (eEgwP)

58 It did nazi that coming

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (bXbFr)

59 22 It's all part of the grand scheme for the Jews to conquer England by letting people who really really want to kill Jews conquer England and kick out all the Jews.

Wheels within wheels, man.
_-_

Yeah, not saying it's "the Jews". It does seem like there are forces (other than muslims themselves and within european countries) pushing for muslim majorities in european countries (and here). Who?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (rm3p6)

60 Any of you morons know where the rioters poo a n d pee while rioting?
Do the rioters supplies contain TP and tampons?
Are there condoms for randy rioters?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (f0B73)

61 >>These Antifa professional rioters fly first class from Portland and Seattle to wherever their commie paymasters want to send them each week. :Like a mercenary army.

Almost ALL of these groups are run out of / through the University System.

Students are picked and groomed into these groups and then ferried around the country to participate in these Astroturf Riots.

They are given aid directly and through their Coursework / Grades to participate.

This has been a thing since the 1999 Seattle WTO Riots.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (P0D9r)

62 Someone needs to made a buddy=-comedy film about two losers who join Antifa just for the perks, snd get sent around the US to foment riots and commit domestic terrorism -- except they're complete idiots, ruin everything, and don't even understand the ideology they supposedly are fighting for. Potential comedy gold.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 02:53 PM (Av6i5)

Dumb and Dumberererer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

63 I heard some lady who was very anti- Communist assert that Antifa cells were self-funded through microdonations.

I have zero doubts that this happens. But NPCs can't fund themselves to nearly the tune that these street actions require - particularly because so many of the street troops are unemployable/mentally ill/criminally convicted, and so forth. Even labor Unions in mid-century didn't have the juice to do this shit, on this scale.

NGOs pay to put the meat on the street. They buy the bricks and they pay rent in the trap houses. They buy the cops and DAs. They buy the media exposure and the corporate propaganda. The goons can't pony up like that. NPCs are a product, not the manufacturer.

She was making this claim because she wants Donald Trump to deploy armed force at the street level to pacify the Communists - an admirable and needful goal - but it's not the whole picture, not by a long shot.

Military intervention in a lot of corporate boardrooms is necessary, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2)

64 They were the old guard peter the great defeatsd

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (bXbFr)

65 Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Ot/FD)

Like a VENN DIAGRAM!

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

66 I hope we get the rioters in my area.

I'd love to liberate thousands of dollars of supplies.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (N1tpc)

67 Axeman: "You don't need the N in there."
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Racist.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (eEgwP)

68 This has been a thing since the 1999 Seattle WTO Riots."

Since the early 80s, at least. NGOs would hire out from a 5 or 6 hour radius of DC for protests...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (XuXeR)

69 They've been banning a lot of people. Kanye West among them. Seems like anyone who is controversial on either side of the spectrum is a candidate for a ban.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

Ok, I'll take the question. Name one who has been banned for being ultra Israel/Jewish.

Now one can definitely make the argument that they have banned people for being very pro English.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

70 Well, I remember wondering why it was such a big thing since the guys he shot had also crossed state borders.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

He managed to shoot 3 white non local felons in self defence at a black lives matter protest.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (TsnvK)

71 Pointed out on X, the state police were processing them at a facility over an hour away.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (73/SM)

72 There needs to be no bag limit........One time license fee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

73 That Nick Sorter vid is creepy weird. Like one of those videos of ghost towns abandoned with half-eaten meals left on the tables.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:53 PM (vTZFs)
----
It is incredible just how much stuff they stage at their protest sites.

Almost like a besieging army....Oh, wait. That's EXACTLY what they are.

They are prepared to live there indefinitely, being supplied by regular contributions from the NGOs that fund them.

CUT OFF THE NGOS. Send in the federal marshals to round up the leadership and send them off to Gitmo for a little chat....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (gnNyN)

74 I'd love to liberate thousands of dollars of supplies."

This. By the caseload...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (XuXeR)

75 Someone needs to made a buddy=-comedy film about two losers who join Antifa just for the perks, snd get sent around the US to foment riots and commit domestic terrorism -- except they're complete idiots, ruin everything, and don't even understand the ideology they supposedly are fighting for. Potential comedy gold.

Antifa and Antifa-er

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (w9Wax)

76 Remember when he called out the guatd

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (bXbFr)

77 He managed to shoot 3 white non local felons in self defence at a black lives matter protest.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (TsnvK)

Amazing, wasn't it? What are the odds?/s

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (lFFaq)

78
They're talking about how there's been no word from the "admins" about further mobilization.

We have undeniable proof that NGOs are calling the shots from top-down.

We know they were responsible for BLM and Summer of Love v1 too. These NGOs and their funders need to be sued for every bit of property damage over the years.

Doesn't fomenting criminal activity across state lines call upon stricter laws for prosecution and punishment? RICO, perhaps?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (ixS3i)

79 But but but
J6!! J6!!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (Kt19C)

80 I hope they confiscate all those supplies.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

81 Guard in minnesota

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (bXbFr)

82 >>Since the early 80s, at least. NGOs would hire out from a 5 or 6 hour radius of DC for protests...

I don't doubt that. I know the Eco Terrorism of the 80s was fueled in the same way.

But, I have direct knowledge of them doing this from Seattle 99 going forward.

Watched it happening at University of Montana and the University of Arizona.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (P0D9r)

83 CUT OFF THE NGOS. "

But they're non profit!

/wine boxers

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (XuXeR)

84 They've been banning a lot of people. Kanye West among them. Seems like anyone who is controversial on either side of the spectrum is a candidate for a ban.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

Ok, I'll take the question. Name one who has been banned for being ultra Israel/Jewish.

Now one can definitely make the argument that they have banned people for being very pro English.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (zZu0s)
__________

There were at least two pro-Israeli guys who were banned

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

85 He managed to shoot 3 white non local felons in self defence at a black lives matter protest.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (TsnvK)

Whatever happened to him?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Sponge - F*ck Cancer: "Dumb and Dumberererer."

Come to think of it, Jim Carrey would relish the role. 'Cept he'd consider it not a comedy but a serious drama/documentary. 'Cause he's smrt.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (oji8u)

87 I don't doubt that. I know the Eco Terrorism of the 80s was fueled in the same way."

Indeed.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 03:02 PM (XuXeR)

88 Just needs a lot of dumbing down of our education system first.

People proud to chuckle off their ignorance of American history. Ready to feed their head with 19th-century wish-casting....

Nice things are racist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)

89 I hope they confiscate all those supplies.
Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

Fingerprint everything. Find who was involved. Arrest them. Fine them. Destroy their lives.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

90 I LOVE that black guy!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:03 PM (6wpGE)

91 But but but
J6!! J6!!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (Kt19C)
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They've been dining out on that for a while.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

92 ICE is subject to the UCMJ? Since when?

Police ARE civilians. If you don’t think that’s important, go read the U.S. Declaration of Independence and the TX Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:03 PM (T6aVk)

93 The pipeline protests (stsnding ground,l came from the folks behind the christic institute dsnny sheehan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (bXbFr)

94 No idea who is walking after Piker yelling at him but I am glad somebody reminds the world of how this keyboard twink abuses his dog.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (MxloJ)

95
How many protesters would show up if they weren't being paid?

It's all about the money.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (3ek7K)

96 Pretty boss gas mask. If I were Nick, I would have pocketed a few. And what happens to all this stuff? Confiscate and give to the poor starving hunger strikers? BTW, is it possible to intentionally starve those who refuse to eat?

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (sFNX2)

97 Should be permissible for the cops to shoo all of the smelly leftoids out of their shanty camps and supply depots, then toss a few white phosphorus grenades into all of their shit so they can watch the NGO money evaporate in front of them.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (oqH4h)

98 94 No idea who is walking after Piker yelling at him but I am glad somebody reminds the world of how this keyboard twink abuses his dog.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (MxloJ)

It's the black guy shown earlier in the clip!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)

99 They need to start making these Federal charges, prosecuted on Louisiana or Florida.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (Vvh2V)

100 100

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)

101 "13 Trump declared antifa a domestic terrorist organization 9 months ago. This should be the top priority at the DoJ. I don't want to hear any bullshit about the "wheels of justice" either. With today's technology and the investigative powers under existing national security laws the entire network could be mapped out in a week.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (6UgnJ) "

gotta say it, I agree. so 50000 commie lawyers quit already; the 50000 remaining are dragging their feet.

it took 2 weeks for J6ers to be in solitary confinement with a bucket, wtf?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (VyBeY)

102 I noticed last night the same helmet on several who were arrested. And you'ld think by now they would have better shields. They're still using garbage cans cut in half.
This really isn't 2020 level of riot though. They've toned it down a notch.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (TsnvK)

103 100 100

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)
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Golf clap.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)

104 I'd like to see an "explainer" on how it is we seem to know who's funding the riots yet don't seem to be able to stop them. I mean, the N.J. riots were planned, they had massive support infrastructure and yet, nobody thought to bulldoze it?

The right is being punched in the face daily. It's beyond parody at this point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (jehhT)

105 Noted earlier today, 10,000 lawyers have left the DOJ since 2025.

if you say, "why wasn't Bondi doing anything," there is your clue.

And getting rid of 10,000 lawyers hired by Obama and Biden is a huge, huge win.

Not just getting them out of the DOJ but, this is burning their farm team--their future judges and politicians at all levels.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (73/SM)

106 Like eva (the dutch girl) you need me to spell it

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (bXbFr)

107 I see that Piker is still wearing his $2,200 coat, even though it's summertime. Yeah, he's a real man of the people. Typical communist.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

108 The one day I went to DC there happened to be a Mumia Jamal "free the cop killer" march going on, and not being political I just didn't know what the Left was *at all*

I mean I knew they were idiots and assholes but that's all I knew.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (eEgwP)

109 Because there are judges at the ready that let the spice flow

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (bXbFr)

110 There were at least two pro-Israeli guys who were banned
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

Were they also pro English?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

111 If a chinaman writes an editorial is it slanted news?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (Kt19C)

112 If military intervention is justifiable at the street level (it is), then it's justifiable above the 5th floor of the office buildings, too.

No civilian police serving warrants. No court appearances. Boots to the doors, extractions, rendition to military facilities for interrogation as insurrectionists, seizure of liquid assets, chains on the doors of buildings to be auctioned off, and so forth.

Stop fucking around and get down to business.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)

113 73, if only ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (VyBeY)

114 Here's a little context on Newark:

It is estimated that nearly 100,000 residents of Newark are foreign born. There are tens of thousands of foreign born Muslims living in Newark, and over 500,000 illegal immigrants residing in the state of New Jersey.

IOW, this is the Dearborn, MI or the East. And, it's not surprising that there is such an organized effort against ICE. You'll find a lot of the Pro-Gaza agitators residing in Newark.

And, yes, on 9/11 they were standing on rooftops cheering the destruction of the Towers. I saw the footage before it disappeared. i was watching from a hotel room in central Manhattan on that day yelling every expletive I could think at them.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)

115 98 94 No idea who is walking after Piker yelling at him but I am glad somebody reminds the world of how this keyboard twink abuses his dog.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (MxloJ)

It's the black guy shown earlier in the clip!
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)

... in the LA baseball cap and the Black Panther Party Panther Power t-shirt!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (6wpGE)

116 Cuber financed the Weather Underground.
Does our administration realize that SOL doesn't toll for murder?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (f0B73)

117 I need a break.

Everyone was Kung Paw Fighting!

https://youtube.com/shorts/gprSoYueO6M

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (qx7Zg)

118 107 I see that Piker is still wearing his $2,200 coat, even though it's summertime. Yeah, he's a real man of the people. Typical communist.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

I'd bet it's concealing a plate carrier.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (TsnvK)

119 Karol Markowicz
@karol
This is by design. One of the pulls of communism is that membership has its privileges.

C3
@C_3C_3
·
May 31
Well well well…

The Communist Hasan Piker is wearing a $2,199 jacket to the New Jersey ICE riots.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (kX27y)

120 113, even more so.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (VyBeY)

121 Yeah cop killer wesley cook who murdered danny fauknee

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (bXbFr)

122 This really isn't 2020 level of riot though. They've toned it down a notch.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (TsnvK)

I think they tried it around the time the two retards got shot by ICE, saw the polling was BAD, and decided to be both milder and more selective.

Remember, at the beginning we had riots everywhere. At least in blue localities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

123 "These NGOs and their funders need to be sued."

Great. How many months for that to wend through the courts before landing with a sympathetic leftist judge and getting thrown out.

Something isn't working here.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (t+TFX)

124 I know how to spell Eva Vlaardingerbroek's name because I had it tattooed on my member.

Thanfully "Eva" is very easy to spell.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (eEgwP)

125
I hope we get the rioters in my area.

I'd love to liberate thousands of dollars of supplies.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

It has been demonstrated that taking out the supplies of an occupying army is an effective method for crippling that army.

Attacking their baggage train, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (ixS3i)

126 "The foreign agent anchor baby communist terrorist Hasan Piker attended the riots -- of course -- and was heckled by a black conservative who called him the n-word.

I'll allow it."
========

LOL. Nice work.

It's endlessly amusing to watch lefties when they're confronted by a black man. They're completely nonplussed because:
1) Black man, and those guys aren't afraid to mix it up.
2) Black man, and they're at the top of the victim hierarchy, and any contradiction of what they say is whitesplaining. What to do, what to do?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)

127 I'd bet it's concealing a plate carrier.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (TsnvK)

It makes sense for his character. Both an inflated sense of self and a DEEP insecurity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

128 Stop fucking around and get down to business.
_-_
Maybe it's the last two hours that I spent on the phone and online trying to get my health insurance company to stop pretending they are not in the office (to no avail), but yeah, what YD said.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 03:12 PM (rm3p6)

129 woopsie, 112 ... must have popped a troll up above

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:13 PM (VyBeY)

130 Piker is talking way down to the black guy until the anarchists move off in a swarm.
A veritable swarm of anarchists.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:13 PM (6wpGE)

131 It is incredible just how much stuff they stage at their protest sites.

Almost like a besieging army....Oh, wait. That's EXACTLY what they are.

They are prepared to live there indefinitely, being supplied by regular contributions from the NGOs that fund them.

CUT OFF THE NGOS. Send in the federal marshals to round up the leadership and send them off to Gitmo for a little chat....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (gnNyN)

"I will form a private paramilitary force that is as big and as well funded as the United States Military."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

132 Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)

I saw the footage too and talked about it on a now defunct world wide web forum. Which now that I think about looked more modern than this place. Vbulletin

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:13 PM (eEgwP)

133 There needs to be no bag limit........One time license fee.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Once law enforcement has read the Riot Act, it should be open season on all rioters, no bag limit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (1z8ji)

134 118 107 I see that Piker is still wearing his $2,200 coat, even though it's summertime. Yeah, he's a real man of the people. Typical communist.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

I'd bet it's concealing a plate carrier.

I hadn't thought of that. You may be right.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)

135 It's endlessly amusing to watch lefties when they're confronted by a black man. They're completely nonplussed because:
1) Black man, and those guys aren't afraid to mix it up.
2) Black man, and they're at the top of the victim hierarchy, and any contradiction of what they say is whitesplaining. What to do, what to do?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)
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That doesn't stop weak white AFWLs calling burly black ICE agents "race traitors".

You know, as if it were mostly Africans tumbling through the gates.

No, their race has been reassigned to "brown".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (Fi81e)

136 Remember, at the beginning we had riots everywhere. At least in blue localities.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah. Good times, good times. That was some of the best riotporn ever produced.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (TsnvK)

137 126 "The foreign agent anchor baby communist terrorist Hasan Piker attended the riots -- of course -- and was heckled by a black conservative who called him the n-word.

I'll allow it."
========

LOL. Nice work.

It's endlessly amusing to watch lefties when they're confronted by a black man. They're completely nonplussed because:
1) Black man, and those guys aren't afraid to mix it up.
2) Black man, and they're at the top of the victim hierarchy, and any contradiction of what they say is whitesplaining. What to do, what to do?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)

It's kinda glorious.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (6wpGE)

138 Piker is talking way down to the black guy until the anarchists move off in a swarm.
A veritable swarm of anarchists.

A disciplined cadre of anarchists, if you will.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)

139 I have to say ... based on the linked vids that's a lame riot. I see more cops and media people than I do rioters. This is a LARPing fart in the wind compared to the BLM riots in 2020 and even compared to the initial anti-ICE riots.

It seems not even free money, booze, and tranny sex can motivate these turds to get off their semen-stained couches and screech at ICE.

We are winning.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

140 Hey, riots in Blighty over Henry Nowak.

Barman, a round for England!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

141 138 Piker is talking way down to the black guy until the anarchists move off in a swarm.
A veritable swarm of anarchists.

A disciplined cadre of anarchists, if you will.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)

The black guy tells the red-headed girl that she smells bad.
hahahahahah

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (6wpGE)

142 Riot supplies now on sale. Buy 2 bricks get one free.
Toilet paper and bottled water 1/2 off.

Posted by: wth - Riot Supplies 'R Us at June 02, 2026 03:16 PM (UjdFS)

143 >>A veritable swarm of anarchists.

>>A disciplined cadre of anarchists, if you will.

I think the technical term for a group of Anarchists is a Felching of Anarchists.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 03:16 PM (P0D9r)

144 At ScienceAdviser: "The secret sex lives of box jellies"

tl;dr: They don't need lube.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (Wq24h)

145 33 Shoeon Head stomped all over Piker. Not real hard as he's an idiot.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I hope she washed her feet afterward.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (gKWVE)

146 Yer #5 Blade. #5!!!!!

But you do you!!!
Posted by: Will Robinson

#5 is the new #1, for Blade anyway.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (Q/FnY)
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The BLADE ... MOVES THE GOALPOSTS!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (Fi81e)

147 143 >>A veritable swarm of anarchists.

>>A disciplined cadre of anarchists, if you will.

I think the technical term for a group of Anarchists is a Felching of Anarchists.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 03:16 PM (P0D9r)

ewww

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (6wpGE)

148 The DOJ and FEEBs found every person in DC during J6, and yet, can't find one funder of Pantifa. WASFd.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (diia5)

149 Yeah. Good times, good times. That was some of the best riotporn ever produced.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (TsnvK)

Heh. Not wrong. Remember how they kept ordering waymos and then setting them on fire. Throwing rocks from overpasses as Democrat voters?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

150 I have to say ... based on the linked vids that's a lame riot. I see more cops and media people than I do rioters.

I think that's been true far longer than most people think. It's so silly to see a couple of cosplaying "revolutionaries" surrounded by media with $10k cameras.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)

151 I have to say ... based on the linked vids that's a lame riot. I see more cops and media people than I do rioters. This is a LARPing fart in the wind compared to the BLM riots in 2020 and even compared to the initial anti-ICE riots.

It seems not even free money, booze, and tranny sex can motivate these turds to get off their semen-stained couches and screech at ICE.

We are winning.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

BLM involved blacks given 'room to riot' all over the country. These riots are for illegal aliens invading America. The black community ain't about dat shit. The trust fund crowd takes that torch. Therefore, smaller crowds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Can't. Never heard of them before. Anything like what happened to Mao's Red Guard?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (lFFaq)

They rebelled against Peter the Great and the Boyars when Peter was out in Europe for he grand tour. He hurried home, disbanded them, and had their heads chopped of en masse.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR)

153 Just normal that the government would fund organizations to protest the government.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (w8dnx)

154 Oh and all of the Antifa losers were found guilty in TX.
You know, the ones in DFW that shot up the ICE office.

IIRC, the shortest sentence will be 20 years.
Some are going to get 40 plus.
In Club Fed.
All over a mythology about who illegals are.
They're going to die in prison over lies.
Good.
More.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (73/SM)

155 150 It's so silly to see a couple of cosplaying "revolutionaries" surrounded by media with $10k cameras.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)

and $2,200 coats

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (6wpGE)

156 Before they're locked up, can their skulls be cracked?

Posted by: Weasel at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (m8wiN)

157 If these are NGO's that means the government is funding them. Cut all funding to NGOs and slowly work to bring back the ones that are still functional.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (BCuCF)

158 154 Oh and all of the Antifa losers were found guilty in TX.
You know, the ones in DFW that shot up the ICE office.

IIRC, the shortest sentence will be 20 years.
Some are going to get 40 plus.
In Club Fed.
All over a mythology about who illegals are.
They're going to die in prison over lies.
Good.
More.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (73/SM)

wow

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (6wpGE)

159 Just normal that the government would fund organizations to protest the government.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (w8dnx)
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It's not like we live the movie Brazil, right?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)

160 and $2,200 coats
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (6wpGE)

I always wanted one of those british/australian style dusters with the mantle? Those are cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

161 If these are NGO's that means the government is funding them. Cut all funding to NGOs and slowly work to bring back the ones that are still functional.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (BCuCF)
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And RICO the fuck out of the one's funding civil disturbances.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)

162 148 The DOJ and FEEBs found every person in DC during J6, and yet, can't find one funder of Pantifa. WASFd.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (diia5)

They had an army of pantifa endlessly viewing footage to find them and turning over names.
As far as I know no such effort exists on the right.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:21 PM (TsnvK)

163 After Mrs. Filler Cooch and Rubber Bullets, maybe some aren't so excited to "swarm" ICE anymore

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:21 PM (eEgwP)

164 I like that black dude filming the gay dog abuser. I don't know if he's left or right, but the guy is funny. "Back up, you smell bad!"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

165 RICO RICO RICO

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (WajUg)

166 They'd better pack a lunch!

Posted by: Zombie Renee Good at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (95Xht)

167 If you are being paid by an NGO which is being paid by the government to protest the government then you really aren't protesting the government. You are doing its bidding.

Stop raging for the machine.

Posted by: Thatch at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (i0077)

168 The DOJ and FEEBs found every person in DC during J6, and yet, can't find one funder of Pantifa. WASFd.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (diia5)
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Trying vs. not trying.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

169 105 Noted earlier today, 10,000 lawyers have left the DOJ since 2025.

if you say, "why wasn't Bondi doing anything," there is your clue.

And getting rid of 10,000 lawyers hired by Obama and Biden is a huge, huge win.

Not just getting them out of the DOJ but, this is burning their farm team--their future judges and politicians at all levels.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (73/SM)

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Consider half the DoJ is useless bloat like the rest of the Federal government. Still no excuse not to make a domestic terrorist group priority #1. This ain't rocket science. A core group of ten could map it out in a week.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (6UgnJ)

170 It's not like we live the movie Brazil, right?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)

OT but was I supposed to comprehend that movie?

I had a good friend (no lies detected) who insisted she loved it and it was all about society and stuff. Wasn't for me.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (eEgwP)

171 I like that black dude filming the gay dog abuser. I don't know if he's left or right, but the guy is funny. "Back up, you smell bad!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

I just wish he called out the other broad for wearing the head covering.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

172 They better pack a lunch!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Renee Good at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (95Xht)

173 Toilet paper. What's that?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Kt19C)

174 "BCuCF"

Synthesize that molecule and bask in lifetime Chemistry Fame!

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Wq24h)

175
Was there a "stark warning" or actual arrests?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)

176 Any of you morons know where the rioters poo a n d pee while rioting?
.......

Wherever they feel like it.
I hope they distribute little plastic bags so they can pick up their turds.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (UjdFS)

177 Of course I posted on the wrong thread, but these need to be Federal charges, prosecuted in specific states.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (Vvh2V)

178 They'd better pack a lunch!

Posted by: Zombie Renee Good at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (95Xht)

I smell burning skin......

Posted by: Zombie Alex Pretti at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

179 What amazes me about the DFW Antifa is that you know every single one was offered a plea deal:
Rat out the leaders and you'll get probation.

And they either:
1) actually believed they'd get off
2) are more afraid of the leaders than they are of 20 years in the federal pen.

Seriously delusional, seriously dangerous or a little of both?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (73/SM)

180 I hope they distribute little plastic bags so they can pick up their turds.
_-_
und so weiter.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (rm3p6)

181 That video is awesome. You think abusing dogs is sexy you little bitch?

That needs to be how he is addressed. As in Hasan Piker, the dog abusing little bitch said this today.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 03:25 PM (Tpp9k)

182 Seriously delusional, seriously dangerous or a little of both?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (73/SM)

D) Stupid and all of the above.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

183 Piker is muslham. OF COURSE he abuses dogs. He hates them. Why he even has one is mindboggling.

I guess it's how he gets his frustrations out, the piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

184
Those rioters' supplies could have helped a few homeless people.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (n7rxJ)

185 "Trying vs. not trying. "

exactly

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (VyBeY)

186 I had a good friend (no lies detected) who insisted she loved it and it was all about society and stuff. Wasn't for me.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (eEgwP)
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The government locked everything down because of "terrorism".

They (Palin's character) tortured people to death (or vegetable status) to get intel on the "terrorists" (really just people's lives).

The government funded the terrorism, feeding the front of the cycle.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (Fi81e)

187 I find it very hard to believe that with all the F'n funding we give the FIB, and DHS, that this money has not already been tracked and monitored.

They HAVE to know who is funding this crap, it's basic data forensics, and we have YUGE DHS data Centers... some of which were used to get data on the Jan 6 folks...

Yet somehow, AntiFA, a designated Terrorist group with international ties, flies under the Radar?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (mP0Kj)

188 Wait, are you telling me these rioters crossed state lines? They CROSSED STATE LINES???

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (ERYKL)

189 RICO
Seize

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (xcxpd)

190 183 Piker is muslham. OF COURSE he abuses dogs. He hates them. Why he even has one is mindboggling.

I guess it's how he gets his frustrations out, the piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

His HOA won't let him keep a goat?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (mP0Kj)

191 "I like your red hair! That's cute!"

30 Seconds later.......

"Get away from me, you smell bad."

LMMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

192 187 Indeed. The Swamp remains undrained. Now we're gilding it.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Wq24h)

193 Piker is muslham. OF COURSE he abuses dogs. He hates them. Why he even has one is mindboggling.

I guess it's how he gets his frustrations out, the piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Its for a retarded reason. Streamers who have pets (this supported by metrics) if the pet appears on screen during the stream, their donations go up. He doesn't have to love the dog, in fact thats why he forces it to stay on screen behind him and zaps it if it moves away.

In hindsight, drinker has been showing his greyhounds on screen...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

194
His HOA won't let him keep a goat?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (mP0Kj)

That would be for his incel status.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

195
Producer Guy: You mean John Wick is gonna kill people for an hour and a half because his dog was murdered?

Screenwriter Guy: That's right, sir.

Producer Guy: I am absolutely okay with that

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (eEgwP)

196 They CROSSED STATE LINES???

That's gay

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Kt19C)

197 I thought hating ice was like so 2025 and they had all moved on to hating Jews and Israel now.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (Tpp9k)

198
Let me know when he's punished in some meaningful way.

I won't hold my breath. I'm not that silly Avatar shit and don't need blue skin.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

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Agreed. That looks like a list of success stories by lefty standards.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (n7rxJ)

199
Michigan Democrat Sec State and gubernatorial candidate Jocelyn Benson said she had no idea of the nature of finances and spending of the SPLC she was a board member of for 5 years.

Their lies are not even paper thin anymore.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (Y8DZL)

200 Antifa is just an idea. How can you put a terrorist organization tag on an idea?

Stupid MAGAts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

201 Reports of large UK protests against the police in the UK after Henry Nowak’s murder video and police complicity. Southampton in particular had a large protest where dirtbag police were pushing protesters.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (5E/Kd)

202 I did not read the above 187 comments so forgive me for repeating what others likely said.

Unless the Fed can do these assholes in Texas courtrooms with real Texas judges and juries, jury nullification will set them free. All it takes is one and the one that will do it is crafty enough to hide his or her true self in jury selection.

Posted by: M. Gaga at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (KiBMU)

203
BLM involved blacks given 'room to riot' all over the country. These riots are for illegal aliens invading America. The black community ain't about dat shit. The trust fund crowd takes that torch. Therefore, smaller crowds.

--

BLMers are conserving their energy, plotting their extensions and large screen TV raids for when the racist Carmelo Anthony is convicted of murdering a white boy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (qBdHI)

204 I have long referred Dog-shocker Hasan Piker by his full title: "Dog-shocker Hasan Piker".

If you feel lead, you can use the alternate "Dog-torturer".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e)

205 If these are NGO's that means the government is funding them. Cut all funding to NGOs and slowly work to bring back the ones that are still functional.
Posted by: Jaimo at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (BCuCF)

Alternatively, you could use the military to move against the civilian regime, and shut down opposition movements by force.

It's going to happen no matter what, and soon. Might as well move when our people have command, instead of the other way around.

It's why I always say Hegseth is the only important Trump II figure. All of this will come down to force in the end, and he's actually aligning assets toward that end.

Even once the Democrats take control again, they (may, hopefully) find themselves commanding an army of mutineers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (BI5O2)

206 Two of the lefts biggest heroes right now are a Muslim dog abuser and a guy with a Nazi tattoo.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 03:32 PM (Tpp9k)

207
NGO Admits It's Giving the Orders to Riot

RICO their asses.
Posted by: rickb223

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So far we have a "stark warning." I'd like to know if those rioters were actually arrested or whether Mullins stated his "intentions."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (n7rxJ)

208 Are you buttle or tuttle

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (bXbFr)

209 BLMers are conserving their energy, plotting their extensions and large screen TV raids for when the racist Carmelo Anthony is convicted of murdering a white boy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (qBdHI)

This will not happen. He admitted to killing Austin. The trial is to determine weather it was manslaughter or premeditated murder.

Most won't even know what happens in that trial. You notice the regular race hustlers were NEVER in Dallas for him? As soon as some of the evidence came out that this kid straight up murdered the white kid, Race Hustle Inc. distanced.......far.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

210 I am curious about the term “strikers” is that on purpose to try invoke some sort of NLRB protection? Even if this isn’t a workplace dispute?

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)

211 If Piker is there you can bet money is coming from Neville Singham and that means the CCP. Same group that helped fund BLM and Venezuela protests.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (viF8m)

212 I'll say this though, the DOJ is going to start playing the video of these kids crying as they're sentence to 35 years for their little cos-play "direct action," at every future interrogation.

"Hey Jim, how much did that guy get for just being a member of the chat group?
"20 years.
"Oh, that's not so bad, you'll be, what 54 by then?
"That's still young.
"You sure you acted alone?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (73/SM)

213 Neville Singham would look better as a Romanian-style popsicle.

I bet a lot of this foolishness would taper off.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (SVk8W)

214 NGOs look for weak/simpatico governors and mayors to send their goon squads. NJ very target rich with shitty slums.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2026 03:34 PM (wBaIH)

215 nood

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (Wq24h)

216 The BLM as an organization is now only important to AWFLS based on the grift of the founders.

Something will come behind them, of course. Just under a different name.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (OoFl2)

217
Unless the Fed can do these assholes in Texas courtrooms with real Texas judges and juries, jury nullification will set them free. All it takes is one and the one that will do it is crafty enough to hide his or her true self in jury selection.
Posted by: M. Gaga

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I can't tell if anyone has even been fr arrested.

If anyone has, can a legal eagle here tell us what happens next? Supposedly they'd be hit with federal charges. But how do you do the detention thing since they've come 3,000 miles? Just do the old bail and "please show up for your trial" thing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (n7rxJ)

218 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

219 I am curious about the term “strikers” is that on purpose to try invoke some sort of NLRB protection? Even if this isn’t a workplace dispute?
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)

I think they use that term because "paramiltary forces" is a bit too obvious.

Street army, enforcers, street meat, brownshirts, all are telling. You might as well go full Red Army Faction and be done with it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (rbvCR)

220 Most won't even know what happens in that trial. You notice the regular race hustlers were NEVER in Dallas for him? As soon as some of the evidence came out that this kid straight up murdered the white kid, Race Hustle Inc. distanced.......far.
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Not the family--they're still all-in on him din-do-nuffin.
Reports are they were "mad dog" glaring at anyone they think isn't on their side at the trial.
And one got kicked out for trying to sneak a photo of the jury.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (73/SM)

221 Wait, are you telling me these rioters crossed state lines? They CROSSED STATE LINES???
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (ERYKL)
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It's (D)ifferent.

They didn't cross state lines to clean up any graffiti or to prevent any property from burning!

They also weren't walking around as a fully-trained medic with a medic kit offering aid to anybody involved in the riot.

So they're okay.

By their lack of care or concern, they're okay.

They weren't trying to make anything better, so they can be excused.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)

222 Mayor Bass issued a statement saying that "The ICE operations at these tunnels show a profound disrespect for basic rights of starving white actresses need for access to cocaine so they can numb themselves to the necessary job of the casting couch. Vote for me as I promise to fight ICE and make sure these tunnels allow as much drugs as possible. My opponent Pratt wants to shut down the drugs, so vote for him if you think cocaine being injected into 9th graders is bad. I promise that if I am reelected I will start up mandatory, unchaperoned "Fun trips" for middle and high schoolers to be taken to Tijuana for day trips to meet with cartel members for recreational purposes... and make sure not to inform parents in advance to keep bigots from declining. The cartels are donating lots of money to my book sales...err, the city! in exchange."

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:38 PM (/ZkOF)

223 171 I like that black dude filming the gay dog abuser. I don't know if he's left or right, but the guy is funny. "Back up, you smell bad!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

I just wish he called out the other broad for wearing the head covering.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Me too. The girl with the head covering is a Handmaid and she don't even know it.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 03:40 PM (LHPAg)

224 I would fall down laughing if some enterprising person had deflated all the tires on the piker's groups cars.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (5P5DO)

225 217
Unless the Fed can do these assholes in Texas courtrooms with real Texas judges and juries, jury nullification will set them free. All it takes is one and the one that will do it is crafty enough to hide his or her true self in jury selection.
Posted by: M. Gaga

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I wish people would learn the difference between a hung jury and jury nullification.

They are very different things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (JQYF1)

226
Maybe it's the last two hours that I spent on the phone and online trying to get my health insurance company to stop pretending they are not in the office (to no avail), but yeah, what YD said.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 03:12 PM (rm3p6)

I'm having the same problem with those shit-heels at UPS. Trying to get my online login fixed and nothing but robo-phone trees. They returned my original call from yesterday. 5:58 this morning, and then sent a robo-email making it sound like it was my fault.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (y9nCu)

227 Death by Bunga Bunga!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (Xus2C)

228 Has anyone paid attention to the recent dustup between ShoeonHead and Piker? She's got a video out about some comments he made to/about her, but I haven't made the time to sit through a 35 min. video yet.

Posted by: Octochicken at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (oCS0o)

229 Producer Guy: You mean John Wick is gonna kill people for an hour and a half because his dog was murdered?

Screenwriter Guy: That's right, sir.

Producer Guy: I am absolutely okay with that
Murdering people for killing a dog is TIGHT!!

Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at June 02, 2026 04:25 PM (Bd5dd)

230 Arrest the participants.
No Bail. Delayed Hearings/Trials.

Give them the J6 Treatment, Good and HARD.
THIS is how it is done.

Conservatives constantly bleat about how the Dems will do it to us in the future if we do it to them.

THEY HAVE ALREADY DONE IT TO US !
J6, Tina Peters, etc.

Politics is a Major CONTACT SPORT.
Sack Up, Folks !

Posted by: TXMarko at June 02, 2026 07:39 PM (7flhA)

The Very Perceptive Ladies of The View: Gee This Graham Platner Guy Seems Like a Hot S.S. Mess Doesn't He?

These subnormal-IQ chickenhead* women just don't miss a trick do they?

Graham Platner got his five minutes of fame on The View today....safe to say the ladies were not impressed.

"This man should be nowhere near Congress."

"he's a cheater, he's an anti-semite...he's a liar, a racist....a homophobe....character does matter."

"There is no doubt� pic.twitter.com/isVrBQqaXy
— Maine GOP (@mainegop) June 1, 2026

Don't worry -- out-and-proud racist Sonny Hostin is still pro-Nazi.

Sunny Hostin supports Graham Platner despite calling him 'a liar, a racist, an antisemite'

"The View" co-host Sunny Hostin called Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner "a liar, a racist, an antisemite" on Monday but still defended supporting his run for office in order for Democrats to win the Senate majority in November's midterm elections.
Platner has faced a series of controversies in recent weeks, including criticism over a tattoo with links to Nazi imagery, resurfaced Reddit posts in which he made inflammatory comments about veterans, sexual assault and political opponents, and reports about sexually explicit messages exchanged with other women during his marriage.
During a discussion of Platner's latest scandal, Hostin admitted that she was conflicted due to her belief that the Democrats need to win back Congress.
"So he's a liar, a racist, an antisemite. He's a homophobe," she said. "So he has all the things and character does matter. But we have someone that has almost unbridled power in the White House at this point. There are no checks and balances and the only way that we can maybe bring a bit of our democracy back is by having a Congress that functions and that has these checks and balances. And I do think one of the only ways is to win that seat in Maine."

Co-host Alyssa Farah Griffin spoke out against Platner's campaign earlier in the conversation.
"To be honest, his sexting is the least of my concerns with this guy," she said. "Graham Plattner trashed a Purple Heart recipient, said he didn't deserve to live, defamed fallen Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, downplayed how hard it is to report sexual assault in the military, repeatedly used anti-gay slurs and homophobic posts as recently as 2021, called himself an avowed communist, and has a Nazi tattoo for 20 years that he's since covered up."
"This guy just seems like a guy of not very good character, and there are a lot of options in this country. And by the way, there are other paths for Democrats to win," Griffin added.
Fellow co-host Sara Haines agreed and said Platner was unfit for office.
"This is a problem," she said. "The Purple Heart recipient, by the way, the video he insulted, was a man who took fire to save his team. And he said, this stupid guy should have died. It's only because they didn't have good aim that he's here. If you were capable of saying that at any time in your life, you've shown me who you are, and I heard you."
"This man should be nowhere near Congress," Haines continued. "We've already got a wealth of people we need out. We're not sending one like this in."

A black Democrat woman blows the whistle on Graham Platner -- a rich bitch ne'er-do-well who went to the Hotchkiss Academy, a boarding school (I short-sold it as a "private" school yesterday) with an annual tuition of $75,000 per year.

She says he's "cosplaying" as "blue collar" man, wearing his flannel shirts as "a Halloween costume."

She adds that a lot of "progressive" candidates -- by which we mean rich-bitch communist candidates -- have been wearing this kind of Blue Collar Halloween Costumes.

TV News Now
@TVNewsNow
🚨 "LOST THE PLOT" Democrat silences CNN panel as she SLAMS her own party over Graham Platner:
"We have lost the plot on authenticity," says Former Biden Advisor Yemisi Egbewole.
"To think Graham Platner is cosplaying working class."
"He wears it like a Halloween costume, and that has been placed on him by the same people who have run a lot of progressive candidates across the nation."
"In this pursuit of getting to know the everyman, we keep picking these people who I think show the worst parts of society."
"If I am to believe that Graham Platner can relate to everyday Americans, then that means I am to believe that everyday Americans are okay with Nazi tattoos because they get them accidentally when they're drunk, or because they served in the military, they have very regressive views on race and on gender."
"I just cannot accept the fact that to gain the working class, we have to dress up people who show the lowest of our values," adds @yemisi.

AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school. Blue collar families routinely spring for expensive cosmetic surgery to boost their daughters' self-esteem.

Remember when AOC first ran for office, and it came out that she had graduated from a fancy suburban public high school, and her campaign claimed that AOC had commuted ninety minutes each way to and from the Bronx in order to attend that fancy suburban public high school?
(In fact, she grew up in the fancy suburb, of course.)
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Bonus: Dedicated Donut Disposal Unit and disgusting fatbody Alex Vindman puts his Noted Nazi-Hunting Expertise on hold in refusing to comment on the Totenkopf tattooed Nazi communist Graham Platner -- despite being Jewish.

Adulterous shitlib Chris Murphy goes even further:

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
54m
This is hysterical.
Chris Murphy: There needs to be a set of rules that promote goodness and the common good.
Same interview, very next question: Do those rules apply to Democrats? Do you support Graham Platner after all this?
Murphy: That's different.

"Doctor" Jill is on The View today, claiming again she didn't see any signs of cognitive decline, except the debate.

She also claims to be a doctor:

JILL BIDEN: "The doctors told me [Joe Biden] was fine. I�m not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor�HAHAHA."

No shame. pic.twitter.com/UJzdY2mA7o
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 2, 2026

.@MrShermichael talks Graham Platner on CNN:

�Voters can forgive a mistake. This is a pattern. This is a pattern of a guy who continues to lie over and over and over again. The nazi tattoo, at first it was �I didn�t know what it was.� Turns out he knew what it was years ago.� pic.twitter.com/p1mcbbz6G6
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 1, 2026

* In Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (aka Blade Runner), those with subnormal IQs are slurred as "chickenheads," meaning, I guess, those with the brains of a chicken.

But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads. The novel also mentions those with even lower IQs: "ant-heads."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM

Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Carville said they need to become actual Nazis and frog march our Nazi asses to the gas chamber.

The left is fubar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Sounds like a bona fidee news program to me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1Ff7Z)

4 lum has been NOOD'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

5 The night is calling, I have to go.
The wolf is hungry, he runs the show.
He's licking his lips, he's ready to win.
On the hunt tonight for love at FIRST sting ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

6 BOING with a View!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (D0X9e)

7 The Very Perceptive Ladies of The View: Gee This Graham Platner Guy Seems Like a Hot S.S. Mess Doesn't He?

======

Still better than literal Nazi Susan Collins, amiright?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (JQYF1)

8 But we have someone that has almost unbridled power in the White House at this point. There are no checks and balances and the only way that we can maybe bring a bit of our democracy back is by having a Congress that functions and that has these checks and balances. And I do think one of the only ways is to win that seat in Maine."

What the f*ck country do YOU live in?

Trump has no checks and balances? FFS.

The stupid.......it burns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

9 This is too soon. A Dem op to have him lose the primary, or replace him after the primary.

Posted by: MikeN at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (WX1Gw)

10 * Knock! Knock! *

Graham, looks like the long knives are here for you!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Fi81e)

11 Same interview, very next question: Do those rules apply to Democrats? Do you support Graham Platner after all this?

Murphy: That's different.

wow he did the meme!!! insty will be proud

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (j+aD2)

12 She says he's "cosplaying" as "blue collar" man"

*shifty-eyes*

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (wBRco)

13 Trump has no checks and balances? FFS.

The stupid.......it burns.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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But-but they can't stop him from building the BALLROOM!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

14 How many times did they use the word "Democrat"?

Because it looks to me like the Left is choosing Option B. Quick esscape hatch and leave the world thinking he's just a typical white boy racist.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (eEgwP)

15 Does this mean the Dem oligarchs have decided they are getting rid of NAZI Graham Cracker before the formal primary date?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

16 But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads.
-

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/nBDBODZfZnA

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (D0X9e)

17 AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school.

Remember when AOC first ran for office, and it came out that she had graduated from a fancy suburban public high school, and her campaign claimed that AOC had commuted ninety minutes each way to and from the Bronx in order to attend that fancy suburban public high school?

(In fact, she grew up in the fancy suburb, of course.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (aD4fx)

18 What? Dude's a guy the ladies could bring home to Mom.

If Mom has a swastika branded onto her forehead and collects Nazi memorabilia longing for the 'good ole days.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

19 Murphy: That's different.

wow he did the meme!!! insty will be proud
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (j+aD2)
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That should be transcribed "That's (D)ifferent".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)

20 Based on nothing but the contents of this post I must ask:

Why own a television?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (AKXRu)

21 The Very Perceptive Ladies of The View: Gee This Graham Platner Guy Seems Like a Hot S.S. Mess Doesn't He?

And yet their desiccated clams experienced moisture for the first time in centuries while talking about him.

Posted by: Emphasis on HOT, right ladies? at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)

22 >Chickenhead is an American English slang term that is typically used in a derogatory manner toward women.[1] The term mocks the motion of the head while performing oral sex on a man, but contains social characteristics and cultural relevance as well, and is frequently heard in popular hip hop music.[2][3] "Chickenhead" is also a term used in overseas sex trafficking for individuals that facilitate and monitor a person's transition into sex work.[4]

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (rJ48h)

23 Wow. Even the View is turning on him.

The Democrats will Toricelli him, if they can't stop him from winning the nomination.

And then they'll pretend they never justified his Nazism, Sexism, and over slime.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (N1tpc)

24 The left: You can't vote for Trump, he's a NAZI, cheated on his wife, and is a perv!

Also the left: What's wrong with Platner being a NAZI, cheating on his wife, and spanking it in port a potties? No one is perfect

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

25 >>>Carville said they need to become actual Nazis and frog march our Nazi asses to the gas chamber.

well if violent purges are now authorized, sign me up.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (T1Fop)

26 AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school.

Uh oh......I've been berated for saying she was a bartender.

She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when we met her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Platner should have came out in a dress and stated that was transitioning to a woman.

The View broads are dumb enough to have bought that lie and would have fully endorsed xer.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (5yDGQ)

28 * In Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (aka Blade Runner), those with subnormal IQs are slurred as "chickenheads," meaning, I guess, those with the brains of a chicken.

But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads. The novel also mentions those with even lower IQs: "ant-heads."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM

Whatever happened to "fcuking idiots"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (kgE5c)

29 Yer #5 Blade. #5!!!!!

But you do you!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (YGJ8E)

30 What? Dude's a guy the ladies could bring home to Mom.

If Mom has a swastika branded onto her forehead and collects Nazi memorabilia longing for the 'good ole days.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
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And liked her daughter having load anal sex in her bedroom later that night.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Fi81e)

31 If anything, The View is too conservative!

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (0sNs1)

32 Who names their kid Yemisi?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (AKXRu)

33 A black Democrat woman blows the whistle on Graham Platner -- a rich bitch ne'er-do-well who went to the Hotchkiss Academy, a boarding school (I short-sold it as a "private" school yesterday) with an annual tuition of $75,000 per year.

She says he's "cosplaying" as "blue collar" man, wearing his flannel shirts as "a Halloween costume."

She adds that a lot of "progressive" candidates -- by which we mean rich-bitch communist candidates -- have been wearing this kind of Blue Collar Halloween Costumes.

That's absurd. Now watch me consume this carburetor.

Posted by: James Talarico at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

34 On the hunt tonight for love at FIRST sting ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

The Blade, he howled and moaned,
for he thought that his FIRST would be owned,
but despite all his pith,
he was only in fifth,
and today, Elric got Melni-boned.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)

35 The stage is being set for Janet Mills to get back into the race, ya know. Gay Nazi Shiteater might be too toxic and repulsive even for Democraps.

Do I think he loses the primary? No. Democraps like creepy commie homosexuals with an affinity for human feces. But the fact that Mills dropped out of the race, and now suddenly is back in, suggests the powerbrokers are getting nervous.

https://tinyurl.com/9umeykjn

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

36 What an especially stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (wVcYX)

37
�Voters can forgive a mistake. This is a pattern. This is a pattern of a guy who continues to lie over and over and over again. The nazi tattoo, at first it was �I didn�t know what it was.� Turns out he knew what it was years ago.� pic.twitter.com/p1mcbbz6G6

It's like you've never paid attention to Democrats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

38
Trump: "I want to Make America Great Again."

Dems: "see? He's literally Hitler."

Platner: "I'm literally Hitler."

Dems: "Well, I mean, he's not *literally* Hitler."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (BI5O2)

39 The Spew said character matters???

What universe is this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (x2qcd)

40 13 Trump has no checks and balances? FFS.

The stupid.......it burns.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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But-but they can't stop him from building the BALLROOM!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

=====

Presidents should have no power over the executive branch of the federal government.

The proper check on a president's power is the resistance movement within the unelected bureaucracy.

For democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (JQYF1)

41 Ace, your new X handle is hilarious

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (6U1c2)

42 'a liar, a racist, an antisemite'
====

A feature, not a bug.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

43 I don't think this is an opinion - it's a bat signal from Left HQ to dump this guy now because they know more will come out that will make him unelectable.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (ssz2a)

44
Susan Collins: America's Ilse Koch

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (O0L8i)

45 AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school.
.......

Her boobs are FAKE? Aw shit man, now I don't want to see them.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)

46 But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads.
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I don't think of them at all.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (Fi81e)

47 Dem primary voters have a hard on for Platner amused me.

Mills is supposedly everything they want.

Extreme left Karen McAWFL who reads the narrative to the letter consistently.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

48 "load anal sex"

Messy, but the best kind!

Posted by: Graham P. at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (0sNs1)

49 She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when we met her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

That much is true.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (1Ff7Z)

50 ...There are no checks and balances and the only way that we can maybe bring a bit of our democracy back is by having a Congress that functions and that has these checks and balances. And I do think one of the only ways is to win that seat in Maine."
=====

Shorter: the Will to Power

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

51 Yeah, but he's not Hitler Hitler.

Posted by: Karen Johnson at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (AKXRu)

52 Does this mean the Dem oligarchs have decided they are getting rid of NAZI Graham Cracker before the formal primary date?

Posted by: 18-1

It's pretty obvious he has no chance in Maine, and the water they're carrying for him comes with significant downsides to their credibility. He's toast. Even if he doesn't withdraw, they'll find a way to jettison him and put Mills in.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (Riz8t)

53 Carville said they need to become actual Nazis and frog march our Nazi asses to the gas chamber.
--

Somebody this morning said Carville doesn't really believe that.

There are things you say when you don't really believe them and then there are things you say when you DO really believe them.

Slaughter every outsider until their kind vanish from earth is not simply a "crowd pleasing" line. It falls in the second category.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (eEgwP)

54 Sonny Hostin also believes Helen of Troy was really black, she trotted out the discredited Black Athens book to prove it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (x2qcd)

55 And liked her daughter having load anal sex in her bedroom later that night.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Fi81e)

Load anal?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Presidents should have no power over the executive branch of the federal government.

The proper check on a president's power is the resistance movement within the unelected bureaucracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (JQYF1)
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That's an obvious cleaned up Mary Cloggenstein quote.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (Fi81e)

57 On the hunt tonight for love at FIRST sting ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

The Blade, he howled and moaned,
for he thought that his FIRST would be owned,
but despite all his pith,
he was only in fifth,
and today, Elric got Melni-boned.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)
_______________

[Golf clap]

I did say I was on the "hunt" for FIRSTS. Not that I nailed one this time ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

58 BTW, Reddit loves Platner.

I wonder how many of them got their own Deathhead tattoo to mirror Platner?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

59 Dude's a literal Nazi who whacks off in the portajohn, and he's not being called Shitler by anyone? No one? No one at all?

What happened to you, Internet?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (Ot/FD)

60 Vindman might be of Jewish descent, but he's about as Jewish as an Indonesian kebab made of dog.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (gKWVE)

61 AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school.
.......

Her boobs are FAKE? Aw shit man, now I don't want to see them.

I shan't believe it. I shannot.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (Riz8t)

62 47 Dem primary voters have a hard on for Platner amused me.

Mills is supposedly everything they want.

Extreme left Karen McAWFL who reads the narrative to the letter consistently.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

=====

Maine is a big early vote state.

Platner's going to win by dozens of points.

And once the establishment realizes they can't get him to drop out, they'll treat him as normal, fundraise the shit off of him, and then send most of the money to other states because they know Maine is lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (JQYF1)

63 a liar, a racist, and an antisemite walk into a bar
--------

Bartender says... just you tonight, Mrs. Harris?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (eEgwP)

64 A cheater and anti-Semite is pretty much the definition of the Democrat party today. He’s perfect.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (Tpp9k)

65 In Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep the people were chickenheads and antheads because of exposure to pollution and radiation.
What is the excuse for the ladies of The View?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (gQKJe)

66
"load anal sex"

I learn so much here.

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (AKXRu)

67 If Planter refuses to withdraw, every single one of them will be telling their viewers to vote for him in November.

Their new-found integrity extends as far as the viability of the Dems to win the seat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (73/SM)

68 Dude's a literal Nazi who whacks off in the portajohn, and he's not being called Shitler by anyone? No one? No one at all?

He is the Fuhrer of the Turd Reich.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

69 Indonesian kebab made of dog.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (gKWVE)

*drools*

Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

70 58 BTW, Reddit loves Platner.

I wonder how many of them got their own Deathhead tattoo to mirror Platner?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

====

Of course they do.

And they will blame the shit out of the Democrat establishment for when he loses.

"They didn't invest enough! If he had gotten another million dollars, he would have closed that 10 point gap for sure!"

The 2028 presidential primary is going to be hilarious, especially if Platner, Talarico AND El-Sayed (MI) lose.

The progressive wing will blame the establishment for making them moderate. The establishment will blame the progressive wing for forcing terrible candidates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (JQYF1)

71
I truly love this line of Democrat reasoning-

Graham Platner is a liar, a racist, an antisemite, a homophobe, a Nazi, a shit-smelling pervert, hangs out in a known P3do website, jacks off in ports-potties, BUT-

He's Our Only Hope to win over the People of Maine!!!*

*Note to Self: Cancel vacation to Maine.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (iJfKG)

72 68 Dude's a literal Nazi who whacks off in the portajohn, and he's not being called Shitler by anyone? No one? No one at all?

He is the Fuhrer of the Turd Reich.
Posted by: Archimedes
======
Perfect example of history repeating itself-once as tragedy, the second as farce.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)

73 He’s an oyster farmer the way Maryland Man is from Maryland.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (Tpp9k)

74 In Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (aka Blade Runner), those with subnormal IQs are slurred as "chickenheads," meaning, I guess, those with the brains of a chicken.
=====

That ain't what "chickenhead" meant in my neighborhood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (RIvkX)

75 These Mainers post why they still support Platner.

https://tinyurl.com/45r2kdhe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (ndZc7)

76 Sonny Hostin also believes Helen of Troy was really black, she trotted out the discredited Black Athens book to prove it.

The greeks said she was fair skinned and blonde. Probably not as pale as Diane Kruger but maybe something like Zeta Makrypoulia

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

77 71 He's Our Only Hope to win over the People of Maine!!!*

*Note to Self: Cancel vacation to Maine.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (iJfKG)

======

There is a solid theory that people think this is how you run to the right of Susan Collins.

You send literal Nazis with military records.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (JQYF1)

78 Out: Liberal Fascism

In: Progressive Nazism

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (U4uUn)

79 Somebody this morning said Carville doesn't really believe that.

There are things you say when you don't really believe them and then there are things you say when you DO really believe them.

Slaughter every outsider until their kind vanish from earth is not simply a "crowd pleasing" line. It falls in the second category.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (eEgwP)

Yet, here we are, refusing to listen to them when they tell us who they are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

80 The hell does Athens have to do with Mycenae?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (Ot/FD)

81 Pretty sure 'Chickenhead' has a different meaning in the Black Community.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (P0D9r)

82 Ahem.
The proper term is "oysterman."

Posted by: Is that so difficult? at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (AKXRu)

83 JILL BIDEN: "The doctors told me [Joe Biden] was fine. I’m not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor…HAHAHA."

No shame.
---
Indeed.

To covet that title so much to equivocate in the middle of a sentence like that? Yes, Jill, we know what you mean by "not a doctor" (like the View once thought she was), but also sorta kinda, in another way, also NOT.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Fi81e)

84 82 Ahem.
The proper term is "oysterman."

Incorrect, you sexist. It's "person of mollusk".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

85 Slaughter every outsider until their kind vanish from earth is not simply a "crowd pleasing" line. It falls in the second category.
Posted by: ...
=====
Skeletor wants mass deaths. Him first.

A lot of idiots running around with matches won't live through what they started. Once killing starts, it is damn difficult to turn off.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (E4rtv)

86 You missed an opportunity to say "a hot meS.S."

Posted by: Josephistan at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (y9ksN)

87 She’s not a doctor, doctor.
- Whoopi

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Tpp9k)

88 Incorrect, you sexist. It's "person of mollusk".
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

BIVALVE > BIPOC

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:40 PM (Ot/FD)

89 She’s not a doctor, doctor.
- Whoopi

She's not ANY kind of doctor.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:40 PM (Riz8t)

90 "A person experiencing molluskness."

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at June 02, 2026 01:40 PM (AKXRu)

91 There is a solid theory that people think this is how you run to the right of Susan Collins.

You send literal Nazis with military records.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
Because Muslims in the Democrat party absorbed the Not See hate from teh Grand Mufti of Jerusalem. Same crowd behind Platner as Mamdani.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)

92 Perfect example of history repeating itself-once as tragedy, the second as farce.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)

Considering the "source," maybe "the second as farts."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

93 These Mainers post why they still support Platner.

https://tinyurl.com/45r2kdhe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (ndZc7)

This is why we'll never be able to have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

94 84 82 Ahem.
The proper term is "oysterman."

Incorrect, you sexist. It's "person of mollusk".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

Shellemite.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

95 Chickenhead is an American English slang term that is typically used in a derogatory manner toward women.[1] The term mocks the motion of the head while performing oral sex on a man, but contains social characteristics and cultural relevance as well...

This may apply to one lady of The View...

Whoopi Goldberg has publicly admitted to working as a phone sex operator to support herself financially while pursuing her entertainment career. ..

There are unsubstantiated rumors she did ACTUAL prostitution, but I like to envision her deepthroating a phone...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (JCZqz)

96 The hell does Athens have to do with Mycenae?/i]

Athens was a Mycenaean greek city though not an important one (probably). It is on the list of ships from the Iliad.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

97 Go to reddit. r/AskSocialists is always a fun time, particularly for the antisemitism. It's all retarded, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (BI5O2)

98 80 The hell does Athens have to do with Mycenae?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

The latter precedes the former.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)

99 Mike, The Headless Chicken, had more functioning brainpower after the botched date with dinner, than the entire View cast ever had.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (yeslH)

100 "What the f*ck country do YOU live in?
Trump has no checks and balances? FFS.
Posted by: Sponge"

To have proper check and balances, the Dems need control of all three branches of fed, govt, 50 states plus Big Tech, entertainment, education and the MSM. Only then will the country be safe from a few random bloggers. and radio talk shows.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (GUOwU)

101 Navarro bustin' outta her clothes. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (vTZFs)

102 To covet that title so much to equivocate in the middle of a sentence like that? Yes, Jill, we know what you mean by "not a doctor" (like the View once thought she was), but also sorta kinda, in another way, also NOT.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Fi81e)

They actually wanted her appointed Surgeon General.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Platner should have came out in a dress and stated that was transitioning to a woman.
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You laugh but, the only reason the left hasn't released the evidence he was chatting up kids on Kik--and let's be honest, it wasn't women on there--is because they know their flying monkeys will attack them for "what's wrong with adult men chatting up teenage boys?!!*"

So they're desperately trying to get Republicans to release that so they can make the story "conservatives pounce."

So far, Collins is content to let them call her a Nazi, (trying to goad her into lashing out with it) and is holding this until the general election is set.

* I'll say it again: NAMBLA never left the LGBQT+ coalition they founded--they just hide behind the "T"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (73/SM)

104 97 Go to reddit. r/AskSocialists is always a fun time, particularly for the antisemitism. It's all retarded, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (BI5O2)

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So, it's like a Will Ferrell movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (JQYF1)

105 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Not the Greeks stole their melanin content.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (x2qcd)

106 Considering the "source," maybe "the second as farts."
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Well Democrats are gaseous waste products and Shitler Platner is dur Fuhrer of the Porta John.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (E4rtv)

107 103 So far, Collins is content to let them call her a Nazi, (trying to goad her into lashing out with it) and is holding this until the general election is set.

* I'll say it again: NAMBLA never left the LGBQT+ coalition they founded--they just hide behind the "T"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (73/SM)

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Mid-July.

The oppo dump should be glorious.

"Remember how a month ago you said Platner was bad? Well, how about this?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (JQYF1)

108 Platner is simply a weirdo.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5)

109 >>Mike, The Headless Chicken, had more functioning brainpower after the botched date with dinner, than the entire

Is that the headless chicken of Fruita CO. Lore?

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (P0D9r)

110 There is a solid theory that people think this is how you run to the right of Susan Collins.

You send literal Nazis with military records.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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There's no "right".

The "right" exists in the heads of Marxist. It's those people who have looked at the brilliance that is making moving arrangement's into a 19th-century imagination and are unconvinced to make their own arrangements.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)

111 "Platner has faced a series of controversies in recent weeks, including criticism over a tattoo with links to Nazi imagery, resurfaced Reddit posts in which he made inflammatory comments about veterans, sexual assault and political opponents, and reports about sexually explicit messages exchanged with other women during his marriage."

So, "controversial". Not "offensive". Not "disgusting." Not "damning." No, none of those things. The media still whitewashes clearly uncivilized if not disqualifying behavior with the passive, non-judgemental refrain of a catchall "controversies".

No, it's not controversial. The man is a disgrace unsuitable to represent others when these behaviors are the things that represent himself. Fer chrissakes, get a spine and report real truth, unapologetically.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (oji8u)

112 Coming to America?

South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store

https://tinyurl.com/2p9zhkuc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)

113 Platner is simply a weirdo.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5)
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Like JD! Ri-ight?!

Posted by: Total Non-Weirdo Calling Weirdo's Out, Tim Walz at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (Fi81e)

114 The bears in Japan are REALLY out of control!

https://tinyurl.com/3pzhrpxh

Check the video at the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)

115 Navarro bustin' outta her clothes. And not in a good way.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (vTZFs)

Backing away from a buffet is not in her purview.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

116 I am sick of people lumping dudes that send dick picks in with adulterers. This guy had a Kik account profile picture of himself wrapped in a towel and was sexting with a dozen women. He's Carlos Danger with temper issues.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (wGerL)

117 What is the excuse for the ladies of The View?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (gQKJe)

Maybe Ted fucked them all.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (TsnvK)

118 >> He's Carlos Danger with temper issues.

...and a Poop Fetish.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (P0D9r)

119 Whoopi Goldberg has publicly admitted to working as a phone sex operator to support herself financially while pursuing her entertainment career. ..

Hol' up. So Spike Lee's "Girl 6" was a documentary?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (gKWVE)

120 Remember the party running on "JD Vance is weird"?

They have a way to shoot themselves in the dick almost every round don't they? praise God.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (Fi81e)

121 I wonder if all those stupid sh*ts that want to vote for Platner would still like him if he got the Hans Landa special on his forehead courtesy of Aldo the Apache.
Now you can see what you're voting for. Go on. Keep talking him up.

Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (6+ehB)

122 South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store

https://tinyurl.com/2p9zhkuc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
__________

They made the urban assault vehicle?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (XvL8K)

123 17 Remember when AOC first ran for office, and it came out that she had graduated from a fancy suburban public high school, and her campaign claimed that AOC had commuted ninety minutes uphill each way to and from the Bronx in order to attend that fancy suburban public high school?

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (sGtp+)

124 The hell does Athens have to do with Mycenae?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (Ot/FD)

The same that Ethelred's York has with us.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (rbvCR)

125 "Platner has faced a series of controversies in recent weeks, including criticism over a tattoo with links to Nazi imagery, resurfaced Reddit posts in which he made inflammatory comments about veterans, sexual assault and political opponents, and reports about sexually explicit messages exchanged with other women during his marriage."

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Picky picky picky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (ndZc7)

126 116 I am sick of people lumping dudes that send dick picks in with adulterers. This guy had a Kik account profile picture of himself wrapped in a towel and was sexting with a dozen women. He's Carlos Danger with temper issues.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (wGerL)

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It's the Nazi tattoo that makes him unacceptable to hold elected office.

The unfaithfulness is just political play.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (JQYF1)

127
Typical thread on r/AskSocialists:

"I'm retarded, and I'm having a retard question. Why does life work and stuff?"

"It doesn't work. You're just not retarded enough to figure that out. Read this work by retards to help you see the truth. Also... Jews."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (BI5O2)

128 In bust news, I just ahem... 3D files of Margaret Thatcher, Pope John Paul, Reagan and Gorbachev.

Printers a re going to be busy today.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (XV/Pl)

129 Don't pay the oysterman
Don't even fix a price

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (PrAPU)

130 It's not like the guy is "Embattled" or anything. Heavens forbid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (Ot/FD)

131 Ace,

The Hotchkiss School is one of the premier and exclusive prep schools in the United States.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (iERP6)

132 Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5)

He's certainly weird, but he's also probably a psycho. All psychos are weird, not all weirdos are psycho.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (wGerL)

133 For a quick chronology of Greece...

The Mycenaean civilization is the one depicted in the Iliad/Odyssey.

Mycenae and Sparta were two of their most important cities. Priam of Troy was probably a real figure, but based on communication between the Greeks and Hittites, he was probably Greek as well. Which explains him stealing a Spartan princess...to get a claim on the city.

Then the Mycenaean civilization collapsed and a new Greek civilization emerged with Athens and Sparta as the two main cities. The former "Ionian" and the latter "Dorian". What happened in the dark ages to split Greek civilization is unclear but after defeating Persia (a la 300) Greece started a series of internecine wars that would last until the Romans showed up.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

134 120 Remember the party running on "JD Vance is weird"?

They have a way to shoot themselves in the dick almost every round don't they? praise God.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (Fi81e)

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"Yeah, but JD Vance fucked a couch."

It's gonna be great when that's their personal attacks while they scream that it's not allowed to talk about Kamala sucking Willie's dingus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (JQYF1)

135
* I'll say it again: NAMBLA never left the LGBQT+ coalition they founded--they just hide behind the "T"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (73/SM)

The Lincoln Project hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Is that their tack? That this guy represents "Maine"? The Left are such bastard faggots.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (eEgwP)

137 You can beat a dead horse but you can't make him drink.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (Kt19C)

138 Sunny Hostin supports Graham Platner despite calling him 'a liar, a racist, an antisemite'
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For Sunny, her assessment of Platner was like looking in the mirror.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (PuFvH)

139 An EM-50 is real?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (x2qcd)

140 136 Is that their tack? That this guy represents "Maine"? The Left are such bastard faggots.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (eEgwP)

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Well, to be fair, he's going to get at least 60% of the Democrat vote and about 40% of the overall state vote.

Seems to represent a whole lot of Mainers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (JQYF1)

141 There's no "right".

The "right" exists in the heads of Marxist. It's those people who have looked at the brilliance that is making moving arrangement's into a 19th-century imagination and are unconvinced to make their own arrangements.
Posted by: Axeman

All human categories are imaginary-reified if you will by human ideas adopted by people. So Left-Right dichotomy is simply another heuristic to try to understand which ideas motivate which set of people. All of them are imperfect.

I could say Poole-Rosenthal Nominate scores with two axes but those too are simply a heuristic of trying to measure n-dimensions of human thought crammed into two axes.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)

142 Hostin: "So he's a liar, a racist, an antisemite. He's a homophobe," she said. "So he has all the things and character does matter.

So you're a liar, too (and possibly racist and antisemitic to boot, but ignore that for now). It's patently clear character doesn't matter because you're still going to support him!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (oji8u)

143 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (BI5O2)

You're gonna make me go read that place aren't you.

I promise you I will never ever go back but I think my curiosity has got the better of me.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (eEgwP)

144 Reminder: BAMN and NAMBLA share a cofounder, and they operated out of the same office from the get-go. Pedophilia was written into the BAMN charter.

Andy NGO has been documenting the prolific number of pedos and sexual offenders in antifa.

The Left and sexual deviance are linked, they have the same goals and supporters.
None of this Platner stuff is shocking, nor the Talerico weirdness that will likely blossom into a legit scandal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4KUe5)

145 One of the odd things about our American spoiled socialists is that they refuse the notion that the goods and services they want come from the labor of others.

And considering the history of socialism this is really, really odd.

The economy is just some magic thing where the government can mandate that everyone gets stuff and no one has to work. If you vote Socialist.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

146 r/theview

Platner coverage...WTF Sunny?? As somebody actually interested in defeating MAGA fascism, I found their Platner commentary disgraceful. We need to sweep these fucking midterms. Depressing the Democratic vote is doing MAGA's work for them.

What's the logic? "I'm insulted that he said racist and homophobic things in the past, therefore we should help the ACTUAL racists and homophobes remain in power?" This is peak libcuck brainrot, and I am so fucking tired of this soy shit for the past decade. Pick a goddamn side.

Democrats keep losing because of this putlrity test BS. I would like universal healthcare more than I would like to make sure every single candidate is as pure as the driven snow.

Your inability to understand why a woman of color would have issues with Platner says more about you than Sunny.

It's a last minute hit much like what happened to Hillary Clinton with the email investigation.

God forbid a black woman be offended by a man who posted racist comments and defended rape in the military! The audacity! Don't be mad people are grossed out about a gross person.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

147 As others have pointed out, Dems were so sure the Blue Wave was guaranteed they have:
- a Nazi nepo baby in ME
- a pedo anti-Christian robot in TX
- a bloody knife-waving muslim in MI

And they're going to go on the news shows and defend those picks ....
In the middle of America's 250th Birthday Celebration.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (73/SM)

148 Chris: there need to be rules for everyone else.

These worthless shitbags should be laughed out of public life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (DR/Xu)

149 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

People act like "stealing culture" -- whatever that means* -- is like stealing a car. If I steal your car, you don't have it any more. If I "steal" your culture, you still have it, don't you? So why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

* with apologies to Tucker and Ace

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (vTZFs)

150 Is that their tack?

I thought they stayed on by themselves.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (Kt19C)

151 Platner makes PAGAN look middle America.

That is beyond merely weird.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (x2qcd)

152 Somebody this morning said Carville doesn't really believe that.

Then why say it? Take what they say seriously because they most definitely believe it.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (PS5YH)

153 Seasons don't fear the Oysterman
Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain
(We can be like they are) come on, baby
(Don't fear the Oysterman) baby, take my hand
(Don't fear the Oysterman) we'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the Oysterman) baby, I'm your man

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (ndZc7)

154 Is that the headless chicken of Fruita CO. Lore?
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (P0D9r)

**********

Yes, that was where Mike got his start and he lived another eighteen .months without most of his brain, which explains the hosts on The View.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (yeslH)

155 Remember the party running on "JD Vance is weird"?

I love how Vance yankee doodled the shit out of that.

He and his allies made a bunch of videos of him as basically an odd looking Florida man having fun and it makes him more appealing...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

156 These Mainers post why they still support Platner.

https://tinyurl.com/45r2kdhe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (ndZc7)

Just wait till they find out if it was actually boffing children. He'll win by 40 points.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

157 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (JQYF1)

It is certainly a valid line of attack. It could have been handled better by a good campaign. The death's head was the symbol of the German Imperial army under the Kaiser too. Look up any picture of Von Mackensen. So a good story could have been concocted. But his lies about the tattoo is part of a pattern. brazen lying, lack of fear of consequences, sexual promiscuity, cheating months into marriage, zero emotional regulation. The man is a psychopath.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (wGerL)

158 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Not the Greeks stole their melanin content.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (x2qcd)
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If that were true, you'd think most of Africa would have turned into Wakanda by now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (gnNyN)

159 What happened in the dark ages to split Greek civilization is unclear but after defeating Persia (a la 300) Greece started a series of internecine wars that would last until the Romans showed up.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)
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And was primarily the reason for the Romans taking over.

They showed up to a few squabbles and settled things, and went home to Rome. But Greece was like siblings tusselling in the back seat of the car.

And Rome turned the car around. The Romans did not come and just conquer Greece, they put up with a bit of "He's picking on me!" squabbles before they said "fuck it".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

160 why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

Them old greek homos stole it

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Kt19C)

161 Seems to represent a whole lot of Mainers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (JQYF1)

I'd say he represents Democrats. Their implication is "white people".

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (eEgwP)

162 146 What's the logic? "I'm insulted that he said racist and homophobic things in the past, therefore we should help the ACTUAL racists and homophobes remain in power?" This is peak libcuck brainrot, and I am so fucking tired of this soy shit for the past decade. Pick a goddamn side.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

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"Go team blue, no matter who."

It's fine. You can be all partisan and stuff.

But...the primary isn't over and Mainers can pick someone without this baggage. David Collins is still running and Mills is still on the ballot.

Can they sweep the midterms easier with other candidates?

Pure partisanship, before the primary, would seem to push these people to support someone other than Platner, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (JQYF1)

163 Not the Greeks stole their melanin content.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (x2qcd)
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The Greek homos.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

164 OT - Good bird imitations by a talented kid, including a crow!

https://tinyurl.com/2emecxjj

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (kX27y)

165 Inde Navarrette >>> Ana Navarro

Posted by: gKWVE needs more arrows at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (gKWVE)

166 157 It is certainly a valid line of attack. It could have been handled better by a good campaign. The death's head was the symbol of the German Imperial army under the Kaiser too. Look up any picture of Von Mackensen. So a good story could have been concocted. But his lies about the tattoo is part of a pattern. brazen lying, lack of fear of consequences, sexual promiscuity, cheating months into marriage, zero emotional regulation. The man is a psychopath.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (wGerL)

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No lies detected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (JQYF1)

167 Interesting thread at Twitchy about how Dem voters in Maine are sticking with Platner. Essentially the argument is the Platner has made mistakes but the Republicans are genocidal corrupt fascists and we have to stick with an actual Nazi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (gQKJe)

168 149 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

People act like "stealing culture" -- whatever that means* -- is like stealing a car. If I steal your car, you don't have it any more. If I "steal" your culture, you still have it, don't you? So why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

* with apologies to Tucker and Ace
Posted by: Oddbob

Same crap as Muslims claiming they corrected errors in Judaism and Christianity despite clearly having no idea at all about key tenets of either philosophy.

It is simply a power move by so called intellectuals best addressed by laughing in the face of the proponent and tell them what they are saying is a pack of lies.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (E4rtv)

169 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Greece has a long history of trade relations with Egypt, but claiming Egypt as "Africa" is stupid. In the bronze age there were a circle of civilizations that interacted with each other intellectually and via trade and yes war - Greece, Egypt, Phoenicia/Carthage, the fertile crescent and Persia.

This had little to do with sub-Saharan Africa

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)

170 Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (wGerL)

Deep down the commies want us to know they are Nazis. They can't resist the power and fear and potential for subjugation. So telling a "story" about it might could be counterproductive.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (eEgwP)

171 Here's what I find amusing about The View:

Its a daytime television show. The reason it's on in the daytime is because their audience to mostly wine moms and the unemployed (IOW, Leftists). The consevative verstion of "The View" is Guttfeld's show, which is on at night. Because, most of their audience is employed and work during the day.

Guttfeld's show out performs "The View" and every late night "comedy" show (Kimmel, Colbert, Fallon etc) because the Leftists aren't arround to watch that nonsense at night. They are around in the daytime. You don't even have to take content into consideration.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (dIske)

172 161 Seems to represent a whole lot of Mainers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (JQYF1)

I'd say he represents Democrats. Their implication is "white people".

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (eEgwP)

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I'm sure he represents white Democrats really well.

Amoral, narcissistic, nihilists who don't consider consequences while being downwardly mobile culturally and economically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (JQYF1)

173 Chickens are sly brutalists. I have every confidence that they would eat you if given the opportunity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (D1E+2)

174 Interesting thread at Twitchy about how Dem voters in Maine are sticking with Platner. Essentially the argument is the Platner has made mistakes but the Republicans are genocidal corrupt fascists and we have to stick with an actual Nazi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (gQKJe)

There's a link to it up thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

175 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Not the Greeks stole their melanin content.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (x2qcd)
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If that were true, you'd think most of Africa would have turned into Wakanda by now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Amazon Prime has some highly rated series about what happened to Christs followers after his death (and resurrection.) idea. I had no idea so many of them were black.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:54 PM (GUOwU)

176 Sam Waterston's acting style is pure chickenhead. Guy does everything but cluck.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2026 01:54 PM (yFLFB)

177 Mycenae was a fairly powerful city state, it was able to raise those cyclopean walls and build the lion gate, and that is not a small task using stone and bronze alone.
The Lions' gate is odd, in that it seems to bring together both Minoan elements in the central pillar and capital, and the flanking lionesses which are considered an Ishtar element from Semitic cultures.
However, there is a train of though that says it is not possible to have that sort of Semitic influence that far west, and the lionesses are a Central Asian or Caspian concept, and are from Indo-European sources, or Pre Indo-European culture.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (rbvCR)

178 Somebody this morning said Carville doesn't really believe that.

Then why say it? Take what they say seriously because they most definitely believe it.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (PS5YH)
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Actually, I don't think Carville is dumb enough to not get the connection.

I think there is a real part of DC that keeps one side afraid of the other side's takeover so that the Graft will flow!

He's just playing his role in keeping America divided, so we don't unite and throw DC from power.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (Fi81e)

179 165 Inde Navarrette >>> Ana Navarro
Posted by: gKWVE needs more arrows

That's my favorite JP Morgan/The View porn parody crossover: The Guns of Navarro

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (JCZqz)

180 Inde Navarrette >>> Ana Navarro
Posted by: gKWVE needs more arrows at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (gKWVE)

PHAT >>> fat

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Black Athena first came out in the 80s IIRC. And I had thought it had been buried in an unmarked grave.

But apparently it is holy scripture in Wakandamia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (x2qcd)

182 [why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?]

The Greek homos.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

A better argument might be the Roman homos, who tore up Punic civilization. They had all these things you mention. They spoke almost the same Canaanite as Jews do, although they were themselves converted Greeks and (relevant here) Berbers.
Egypt is clearly its own thing, and calling an Egyptian an "African" is a good way to get your ass beat.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (gKWVE)

183 And was primarily the reason for the Romans taking over.

If you look at a map of the world on the death of Alexander, Greece owns Greece, Asia Minor, Middle East, the Levant, Egypt, and Afghanistan while Rome is a small city locked in wars with the hill tribes neighboring it.

But the Greeks then fell to in fighting to the point where Rome (and the Persians) would eventually supplant them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

184 I'm starting to wonder who of the Dems really believes all that "existential threat" bullshit. or "End of our democracy" bullshit.

And in this theory, they would have to prime the "We're coming for you" end often enough as well.

It just hit me today that maybe all of this stuff is just about graft.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Fi81e)

185 With a name like Platner, he's gotta have Jewish blood. The reason why his buddies (the NSDAP) stopped at 2 generations back was because if they went to 3, they were looking at Pol Pot levels of genocide long before Pol Pot.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (W5mpo)

186 This guy is going to make one hell of a Gauleiter.

Posted by: DR. JILL at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (3idXb)

187 184 I'm starting to wonder who of the Dems really believes all that "existential threat" bullshit. or "End of our democracy" bullshit.

And in this theory, they would have to prime the "We're coming for you" end often enough as well.

It just hit me today that maybe all of this stuff is just about graft.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Fi81e)

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The one piece of legislation that Biden signed into law, the Inflation Reduction Act, outside should have told ya.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (JQYF1)

188 That's my favorite JP Morgan/The View porn parody crossover: The Guns of Navarro

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

* sigh *

That'll probably exist for real by the end of the week, assuming it doesn't already.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:58 PM (vTZFs)

189 However, there is a train of though that says it is not possible to have that sort of Semitic influence that far west, and the lionesses are a Central Asian or Caspian concept, and are from Indo-European sources, or Pre Indo-European culture./i]

Mycenae conquered Crete and the Philistines were (probably) Greek as well so they could have had exposure to Semitic culture as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)

190 But...the primary isn't over and Mainers can pick someone without this baggage. David Collins is still running and Mills is still on the ballot.
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Except they've been voting for near a month now.

So, I'd guess near half or more of the vote is already in.

Planter will win the primary by such a large margin, and, with most of his baggage already out, he's going to read it as he can win in November.

He's not dropping out before the July deadline.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (73/SM)

191 >>>Amazon Prime has some highly rated series about what happened to Christs followers after his death (and resurrection.) idea. I had no idea so many of them were black.

Posted by: Ripley

>I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (D1E+2)

192 They showed up to a few squabbles and settled things, and went home to Rome. But Greece was like siblings tusselling in the back seat of the car.

And Rome turned the car around. The Romans did not come and just conquer Greece, they put up with a bit of "He's picking on me!" squabbles before they said "fuck it".
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

This is how the Romans expanded their influence, they traded into an area, then acted to settle any conflict that affected that trade, then chose a side to support, then kept that party in power until there was a rebellion and then stomped everything flat and declared it a province.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (rbvCR)

193 Guttfeld's show out performs "The View" and every late night "comedy" show (Kimmel, Colbert, Fallon etc) because the Leftists aren't arround to watch that nonsense at night. They are around in the daytime. You don't even have to take content into consideration.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (dIske)
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They're all drugged out by 10pm anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (Fi81e)

194 Democrats keep losing because of this purity test BS.
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Purity test?

Fuckin love Democrats.

"So the guy tortured a bunch of women to death, murdered kids then ate and raped their corpses while shouting Jews and Blacks are Scum, White Power Forever. I mean, is he clean as the driven snow?

Maybe not.

Fresh as morning rain?

Possibly also no.

But we're trying to win ELECTIONS here people, not douche with the guy. Save the purity for the convent! Not looking to have the guy be some kind of divine moral compass here.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (eEgwP)

195
>I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (D1E+2)

Blackula.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Perfect example of history repeating itself-once as tragedy, the second as farce.
Posted by: whig

I think the quote only references 1 repeat. "The first time as tragedy" means the original event. "The second as farts" refers to the repeat.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (W5mpo)

197 With a name like Platner, he's gotta have Jewish blood. The reason why his buddies (the NSDAP) stopped at 2 generations back was because if they went to 3, they were looking at Pol Pot levels of genocide long before Pol Pot./

Jews as an ethnic group in Europe had a relatively low rate of intermarriage with their Christian neighbors BUT they lived among them for over a thousand years so I suspect most Europeans have ethnically Jewish ancestors.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)

198 139 An EM-50 is real?
Posted by:

I dunno, but in Iowa, we have E-85 gas.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

199 190 Except they've been voting for near a month now.

So, I'd guess near half or more of the vote is already in.

Planter will win the primary by such a large margin, and, with most of his baggage already out, he's going to read it as he can win in November.

He's not dropping out before the July deadline.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (73/SM)

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I'm only speaking about the pointless arguing on the internet.

"Well, shit. The objective is to beat Collins. I don't want Platner's baggage to be an issue in November. Everyone on the Reddit thread who lives in Maine!" (like, 2 people) "Vote for Mills! The objective is to defeat Nazi Collins, not assuage our egos!"

Yes, Platner is going to coast to victory. I'm aware of that.

I'm just wondering about the argument from obvious partisans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (JQYF1)

200 Uh oh.

The barrel. She is hungry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

201 It's just Big Greek Homo that keeps you from knowing about Black Aphrodite.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

202 Hi, James.

Posted by: the Barrel at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (gKWVE)

203 The barrel > The boats

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)

204 194 But we're trying to win ELECTIONS here people, not douche with the guy. Save the purity for the convent! Not looking to have the guy be some kind of divine moral compass here.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (eEgwP)

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"Also, it's insane that Republicans support literal Nazi Trump. Why can't they put country over party?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JQYF1)

205 >I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Robin Hood Men in Tights. The "black fella" is Dave Chappelle!

Posted by: Confused Moron at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

206
I dunno, but in Iowa, we have E-85 gas.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

The EM-50 was the Urban Assault Vehicle from Stripes.

And E-85 fuel is shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

207 202 Hi, James.

Posted by: the Barrel at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (gKWVE)

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1. You can never have me. I have the keys.

2. It was 18-1. Got fixed, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JQYF1)

208 Can someone who speaks Weird please translate @185? This "Dark" something or other nic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (SxOcO)

209 "Well, shit. The objective is to beat Collins. I don't want Platner's baggage to be an issue in November. Everyone on the Reddit thread who lives in Maine!" (like, 2 people) "Vote for Mills! The objective is to defeat Nazi Collins, not assuage our egos!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (JQYF1)
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LOL. The trace-conservative Collins is not a NAZI because they need her in that role.

Stupid, stupid and stupid is no way to go through life, son!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

210
Donk commie cocksuckers have been doing this Camille Paglia shit for decades.

"The Republican candidate is surprisingly moral, competent and trustworthy, and I can't believe how horrible the corrupt Democrat Party candidate is."

"But I'll never vote for the Republican, because Republicans have cooties."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (y9nCu)

211 205 >I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Robin Hood Men in Tights. The "black fella" is Dave Chappelle!

Posted by: Confused Moron at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

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Which was a play on Morgan Freeman playing the role in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (straight from the CA beaches).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (JQYF1)

212 Sunny seems to spot bigotry everywhere. Life’s the nail that requires a hammer. Vote wisely cause you may be the next nail needing to be hammered.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (t6OSU)

213 It just hit me today that maybe all of this stuff is just about graft.
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ActBlue is not shut down.
And almost all of the small donations still go through them.
The Dem Party attacking Planter riles up the stupids, who will double their donations to ActBlue--"we need to send Planter money so he can win!!"

Who will siphon it off to the Dem Party, just as the Dem Party planned.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (73/SM)

214 Mycenae conquered Crete and the Philistines were (probably) Greek as well so they could have had exposure to Semitic culture as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)

That is backwards, the Sea People were after Troy, and the Lions' gate is previous to the conquest of Crete.

I have heard speculation that the Lions' gate was built by the Minoans as a sort of treaty building political interchange, with the Cretans being the architects and the Myceneans providing the labor, with both political streams providing the logo, but it is just a speculation with no real archeological finding. The Cretans mostly traded with Asia Minor, in areas like Byblos, until they were eclipsed by Mycenae and conquered.
It makes a great story though!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

215 Maybe the point of these idiot Democrat candidates is that they a front men with handlers?
Biden was a great test case.

The dumber, more compromised, the better. Their constituents and MSM will have such low expectations that their handpicked, veteran DC staff will do all the work, coordinating with party leaders.

Pretty sure that was the plan with Fetterman. Still recovering from a stroke, he inherited Harry Reid’s staff. Unfortunately for them, Fetterman was not amenable to being pushed around.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 02:04 PM (4KUe5)

216 Can someone who speaks Weird please translate @185? This "Dark" something or other nic.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (SxOcO)

It's our old friend SFGoth, trying out new nics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 02:04 PM (1z8ji)

217
1. You can never have me. I have the keys.

2. It was 18-1. Got fixed, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JQYF1)

I think it was actually our AoS Liaison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

218 209 LOL. The trace-conservative Collins is not a NAZI because they need her in that role.

Stupid, stupid and stupid is no way to go through life, son!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

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She's also the only elected Republican at the federal level in the Northeast and didn't keep that spot by being complacent.

Any hope of defeating her was always silly nonsense.

That woman's machine is savage, and she has a long history of just winning no matter what the polls say.

I'm just happy Democrats decided to define themselves with a narcissistic nepo-baby Nazi at the national level in a race they never had a chance of winning

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (JQYF1)

219 Calling Collins a Nazi is too funny. The conservatives and a lot of Republicans consider her a squish ar best. Shows that anyone who doesn't agree with a Dem is their blood enemy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (gQKJe)

220 Calling people on The View chickenheads is an insult to my chickens!

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (yInIL)

221 I liked reading Paglia occasionally at one time because she was at least reasonable enough to say she knew abortion was murder but she was for it anyway. And it was impossible to find a shred of honestly within political commentary.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (eEgwP)

222 217 I think it was actually our AoS Liaison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

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It was 18-1.

He needs to be careful!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (JQYF1)

223 Ah, thank you AOP

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (YdWlB)

224 O/T

Ace, Tousi now showing the UK stabbing you showed yesterday.

Outrageous police response.

I'm glad the video is getting out to others. Unreal response.

A Golden retriever would have responded with more first aide IQ than the worthless racist police. A Golden would have found the stab wounds they never looked for.

Massive protest today by Tommy Robinson. Good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (WONhk)

225 Unkaren, Sunny Hostin is a LAWYER!
She’s wicked smaht!

She knows best what is racism and hate.
The rest of us are to be quiet and let the LAWYER speak!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (4KUe5)

226 224 Massive protest today by Tommy Robinson. Good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (WONhk)

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Remember when Keir Starmer was going to resign?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (JQYF1)

227 Honestly, "kill the Jews" is pretty humdrum for Dems at this point.

The shit fetish will be too, soon enough.

We had young Master Beto feeding his wife shit toast. We had years of propaganda for a guy who crapped all over Marine One and the Vatican. Now a dude who beats off in port-a-potties.

It's only a matter of time til we have a guy hammering his fists on a Presidential podium and screaming that scheisse-play is the life of the racial community and that the Jews are robbing us of our precious bodily solids.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (BI5O2)

228 Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 02:04 PM (4KUe5)

They seem to be taking the air out of any conversation about the billions in Democrat graft recently exposed etc. Just something to keep an eye on.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:07 PM (eEgwP)

229 Who will siphon it off to the Dem Party, just as the Dem Party planned.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (73/SM)
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Wait. The GOP still needs their sloppy seconds.

Be sure to tip the valet.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

230 Remember when Keir Starmer was going to resign?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (JQYF1)

Yes. They entire UK should be glad I don't live there. Of course I'd be in jail, so there's that nugget.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (WONhk)

231 Being careful is for losers!

/Hears barrel like noises behind him

Oh shi....

***EoM User disconnected***

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)

232 >>>The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Let's assume for a moment she's right. Why didn't Africans create what the ancient Greeks did, and before the Ancient Greeks did? Over to you, Black Athena. Please respond without using racism, white supremacy, or similar excuses.

The 'stolen culture/cultural appropriation' people are simply trying to prove their tribe is better than your tribe. It's nothing but an attempt to deal with an inferiority complex, if you ask me.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (5rh/l)

233 192 They showed up to a few squabbles and settled things, and went home to Rome. But Greece was like siblings tusselling in the back seat of the car.

And Rome turned the car around. The Romans did not come and just conquer Greece, they put up with a bit of "He's picking on me!" squabbles before they said "fuck it".
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

This is how the Romans expanded their influence, they traded into an area, then acted to settle any conflict that affected that trade, then chose a side to support, then kept that party in power until there was a rebellion and then stomped everything flat and declared it a province.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (rbvCR)

Fascinating history. Rome almost stumbled into being an Empire rather than setting out to become one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (xcxpd)

234 Chris Murphy: There needs to be a set of rules that promote goodness and the common good.

Same interview, very next question: Do those rules apply to Democrats? Do you support Graham Platner after all this?

Murphy: That's different.
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We don't hate Chris Murphy nearly enough as he deserves.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (YdWlB)

235 Shows that anyone who doesn't agree with a Dem is their blood enemy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (gQKJe)

We need to elect people with this same mentality.

They are the enemy. They are trying to destroy America.

Destroy them. Crush them like a grape. Never let them rise again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

236 217 I think it was actually our AoS Liaison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I'm innocent, I tells ya! I was framed! I deny everything, and accuse everyone!

Now, what happened?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:09 PM (JCZqz)

237 236 I'm innocent, I tells ya! I was framed! I deny everything, and accuse everyone!

Now, what happened?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:09 PM (JCZqz)

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Someone totally different from you threatened us with The Guns of Navarro .

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:09 PM (JQYF1)

238 >> Yemisi Egbewole.

I caught that once. It was really bad, especially in the wenis.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:10 PM (SLga1)

239 So why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

* with apologies to Tucker and Ace
Posted by: Oddbob

You know the line about "the difference between science and screwing around is writing things down"?

Best we get out of Africa i s the rock-cut churches in Ethiopia. And that one mud-walled city in the west that they have to rebuild every year.
That's why.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 02, 2026 02:10 PM (vJrRc)

240 Guns of Navarro > Cannons of Ana Navarro

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

241 ... well. That wasn't typed in the right order

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (vJrRc)

242 Huck Follywood: "We don't hate Chris Murphy nearly enough as he deserves."

We need a new word for "shameless" since that term is several degrees short of sufficient.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (oji8u)

243 >>>Robin Hood Men in Tights. The "black fella" is Dave Chappelle!

Posted by: Confused Moron

>In this version it's Django and he's a muslim. Quite a bit removed from the original merry adventures.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (D1E+2)

244 Ex-MSNBC host Joyless Reid rants she’s a ‘former’ Giants fan after ‘idiot’ Jaxson Dart introduced Trump

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

245 They entire UK should be glad I don't live there. Of course I'd be in jail, so there's that nugget.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (WONhk)
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But, on the other hand, you'd make a fine Ambassador.

Kick some ass, get PNG'd, but the UK would be better for having had the ChristhyBlinkyThe Great wake up call.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (YdWlB)

246 Ex-MSNBC host Joyless Reid rants she’s a ‘former’ Giants fan after ‘idiot’ Jaxson Dart introduced Trump
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

I'm pretty sure no one other than Joy Reid gives a shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

247 195
>I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (D1E+2)
___________________

I'm still a little pissed off that my English Lit teacher made , "Black Like Me" by John H. Griffin required reading in high school. I read it, and immediately thought to myself that a good portion was likely fiction. True enough, some years later it was discovered that Griffin went into his own diary and changed events to embellish the facts...and make the point he wished to make. This then allowed him to alter the book before publication. Then the critics all got on board and it because Dan Rathered....."Fake but accurate."

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (dIske)

248 I would like to be ambassador to the UN.

I have Important Things that I'd like to tell the foreigners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)

249 >> Murphy: That's different.

May your micropenis fall off.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (SLga1)

250 Calling Collins a Nazi is too funny. The conservatives and a lot of Republicans consider her a squish ar best. Shows that anyone who doesn't agree with a Dem is their blood enemy
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Others have posted a brief list of all the times she's voted against Republicans and Trump.

She's the shining example of "electable" the GOPe keeps telling us we have to support.

Quite an incentive structure there the left is building.

Of course, you can't be a leftist if you're capable of 2nd and 3rd order thinking ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (73/SM)

251 238 >> Yemisi Egbewole.

I caught that once. It was really bad, especially in the wenis.

Posted by: Vengeance
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You owe me a coffee... Hilarious

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (VkY89)

252 Someone totally different from you threatened us with The Guns of Navarro .
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He'd have to be some sick, deranged sexual deviant. I wouldn't mind seeing Lorna Hajdini's cannons, but Anna Navarro's guns??!! The humanity!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (JCZqz)

253 There was a lot of intermarriage between the Christians and the Jews in Northern Spain. It was essentially a trading economy across the Pyrenees, and that required financing, and the Jews were a part of the society, to the point of building civic structures like gate and towers for cities, and intermarrying. It was post-reconquista that Ferdinand and Isabella decided to expel the Jews, and that was part of an attempt to both get rid of debt, and consolidate the various kingdoms into a single state. Cervantes slyly comments on the issue of Don Quixote's aristocratic blue blood, and Pancho's comment that he, Pancho himself. was a true Spaniard in that he had no Jewish blood since he was totally lower class.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (rbvCR)

254 If Ace needs a funny story for the end of the day, this might fit:

Massachusetts police respond to call about man in camo with bazooka, find landscaper with leaf blower instead

https://tinyurl.com/y928pk9y

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (qx7Zg)

255 248 I would like to be ambassador to the UN.

I have Important Things that I'd like to tell the foreigners.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)

You've got my vote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (xcxpd)

256 When Carville said that thing, I had a suspicion that he was too smart not to get the irony. I don't think a lot of that man, but I don't think he's that illiterate.

He's the one who (very silently) called Bill Clinton out as having "no moral center", as Woodward recorded in his book.

Then, it really kicked into overdrive to hear that he probably doesn't mean the bombastic things he's saying lately.

But I don't think it's Trump engineering our "division". Even if he were playing a role in it--he's not the author.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

257 Passing through before work...well personal projects hopefully leading to income so I can take care of dog.

MS Now - President Trump appoints Bill Pulte as acting DNI. Katy Tur is imparting her wisdom.

FoxNews - slow LA wildfire recovery. No shit.

CBC - Canada US trade. I'll hook you up with toques and maple syrup if crap hits the fan.

CNN - they found some suckers with money to burn to reach about 700,000 'people' - many trapped in places they can't change the channel.

Later.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (Sco7b)

258 247 I'm still a little pissed off that my English Lit teacher made , "Black Like Me" by John H. Griffin required reading in high school. I read it, and immediately thought to myself that a good portion was likely fiction. True enough, some years later it was discovered that Griffin went into his own diary and changed events to embellish the facts...and make the point he wished to make. This then allowed him to alter the book before publication. Then the critics all got on board and it because Dan Rathered....."Fake but accurate."

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (dIske)

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I had to read Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison for a class in college.

I went off on it in class, calling it the most racist thing I'd ever read.

The main character had no agency and was not responsible for his actions which made him innocent even though he definitely did kill the woman.

The teacher was a black woman, and she gave me zero pushback. She was still a grad student at the time, though. Curious moment in my life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (JQYF1)

259 You know the line about "the difference between science and screwing around is writing things down"?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 02, 2026 02:10 PM (vJrRc)

No. Love that

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (eEgwP)

260 Woe be unto the democrat party when the ladies of the view are the sane ones.

LMAO.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (dK+Kv)

261 144, endorsed in full!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (VyBeY)

262 "Keir Starmer, emerging from 10 Downing Street like a besoiled gerbil, thinks he can..."

Posted by: gKWVE, imagining a Blinky press conference at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (gKWVE)

263 The novel also mentions ... "ant-heads."
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That's a low blow on Swalwell, Ace!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

264 248 I would like to be ambassador to the UN.

I have Important Things that I'd like to tell the foreigners.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

That job may not have much security/longevity...

The United Nations is not bankrupt as of June 2026, but it narrowly avoided running out of cash in July 2026, the deadline Secretary-General António Guterres had warned was imminent.

Cash Crisis: The UN faced a severe liquidity crunch due to unpaid dues, with the U.S. owing approximately $4 billion in regular and peacekeeping arrears.

Avoided Collapse: While Guterres warned that cash could run out by mid-year without urgent action, the organization remained operational through late June, though it continued to rely on cash conservation measures.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

265 262 "Keir Starmer, emerging from 10 Downing Street like a besoiled gerbil, thinks he can..."

Posted by: gKWVE, imagining a Blinky press conference at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (gKWVE)

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"...outlast the news cycle and remain prime minister because his party won't actually hold the leadership vote because he'll just call for snap elections."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (JQYF1)

266 Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

The division was always coming for us. Obama's red and blue state bs was essentially the precursor.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (eEgwP)

267 I see the UN said they will be bankrupt by August.

We should make it a national holiday.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (zQLjY)

268 267 I see the UN said they will be bankrupt by August.

We should make it a national holiday.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (zQLjY)

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$5 says he have some kind of must pass CR by late July that includes a bailout of the UN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (JQYF1)

269 224 O/T

Ace, Tousi now showing the UK stabbing you showed yesterday.

Outrageous police response.

I'm glad the video is getting out to others. Unreal response.

A Golden retriever would have responded with more first aide IQ than the worthless racist police. A Golden would have found the stab wounds they never looked for.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (WONhk)

Every government employee around the world knows precisely what he/she will be punished for and rewarded for. Those two Brit police officers knew and took the no punishment-path in effect that night. Punishing those two now will be nothing but a smoke screen to hide the policy in-effect that night, along with the names of those who imposed it.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (5rh/l)

270
$5 says he have some kind of must pass CR by late July that includes a bailout of the UN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (JQYF1)

Ugh.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

271 I can't believe we're letting this distract us from the Epstein files and how Trump raped a baby in Tulsa in 1987!
/s/ the Retardos of Redditt

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (73/SM)

272 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

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Fuck it.

Congress can bail them out on condition that they sit quietly and endure my blistering abuse and bloody-minded threats until such time as they scrape up enough funding to keep it going after the ensuing American withdrawal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)

273 253 There was a lot of intermarriage between the Christians and the Jews in Northern Spain. It was essentially a trading economy across the Pyrenees, and that required financing, and the Jews were a part of the society, to the point of building civic structures like gate and towers for cities, and intermarrying. It was post-reconquista that Ferdinand and Isabella decided to expel the Jews, and that was part of an attempt to both get rid of debt, and consolidate the various kingdoms into a single state. Cervantes slyly comments on the issue of Don Quixote's aristocratic blue blood, and Pancho's comment that he, Pancho himself. was a true Spaniard in that he had no Jewish blood since he was totally lower class.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (rbvCR)

It was the latest in a series of forced conversion efforts(largely successful ultimately), less so a goal of expulsion. Lots of tension between religious Jews and Conversos (ethnic Jews who had converted). Over time most of the Jews of Spain were converted much like the Christians of Egypt(to Islam).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (okun6)

274 Remember when Keir Starmer was going to resign?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (JQYF1)
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As soon as Labour thinks they have someone who they think can replace him, he will resign. Their problem is all their politicos suck.

On another note and this is roiling UK politics today, the disgraced Lord Mandelson says the subject of every Labour cabinet meeting is "who or what can we tax". That's the sum total of their policy discussions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (RC2c3)

275 Andy NGO has been documenting the prolific number of pedos and sexual offenders in antifa.

The Left and sexual deviance are linked, they have the same goals and supporters.
None of this Platner stuff is shocking, nor the Talerico weirdness that will likely blossom into a legit scandal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4KUe5)

You know who else is linked with pedophilia and sexual deviance?

Ah and they just happen to be the Left's business partners.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (eEgwP)

276 "The Very Perceptive Ladies of The View: Gee This Graham Platner Guy Seems Like a Hot S.S. Mess Doesn't He?"

"Yea -- a hot mess of hot gooey delicious cum!"

-- James Talafreako.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

277 274 As soon as Labour thinks they have someone who they think can replace him, he will resign. Their problem is all their politicos suck.

On another note and this is roiling UK politics today, the disgraced Lord Mandelson says the subject of every Labour cabinet meeting is "who or what can we tax". That's the sum total of their policy discussions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (RC2c3)

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I fully believe the rumored threat from Starmer that he'll call for snap elections once a leadership vote is called by his party.

Dude is powermad. It's obvious by this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (JQYF1)

278 says the subject of every Labour cabinet meeting is "who or what can we tax". That's the sum total of their policy discussions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (RC2c3)

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a sickle.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (eEgwP)

279 "...outlast the news cycle and remain prime minister because his party won't actually hold the leadership vote because he'll just call for snap elections."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (JQYF1)

Starter is turning into the new Kathleen Kennedy.

Actually, thats a more apt comparison than just surface level.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

280 The US won’t bailout the UN.

Maybe France or The New Islamic Caliphate of England. But not us.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (zQLjY)

281 Carville's a loon screaming at all the alligators to get off his swamp.

He's loud, obnoxious, dishonest, and a weathervane of Katrina proportions. The outrage is a red flag to wave at social media bull looking for content.

We also need a new word for "tiresome" as he's several degrees beyond that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (oji8u)

282 279
Starter is turning into the new Kathleen Kennedy.

Actually, thats a more apt comparison than just surface level.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

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There have been assured predictions that Starmer has to resign for 2 years now.

Pretty much from the moment his prime ministership started.

He even survived getting kids to do 6-7 on camera last year.

He is Britain's greatest monster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (JQYF1)

283 Who Would Jesus Have Had Sex With?

Posted by: James Talerfrico at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

284 That sweet Novack college boy may have had a fatal wound in spite of a trauma center close by. But the USA would have freaking tried.

NHS in the UK and Canada is horrible to their own people. If you get sick, well, don't go to the ED they say. Wait a day for a private MD for your horrific sinus infection in Edinburgh (this was over a decade ago for me after a flight. Paid out of pocket, no biggie, given an antibiotic and lived). Told specifically not to go to the ED. I have to assume if I was bleeding from ebola, maybe.

The reason it takes months for a MRI in Canada?
432 MRI units across 296 sites nationwide

‘Life sciences competitive indicators 2024’, published on 11 July 2024, show that the UK had the lowest number of CT scanners (10), MRI units (8.6), and PET scanners (0.5) per million population in 2021 amongst 10 comparator countries with similar levels of economic development.

This is why people come to the USA for healthcare.

The United States has over 11,000 active MRI machines.

I hate math and can see a difference. Much less the racism in the UK, the polite society who must not ever be racist. SPIT

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (WONhk)

285 271 I can't believe we're letting this distract us from the Epstein files and how Trump raped a baby in Tulsa in 1987!
/s/ the Retardos of Redditt
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

(Sobs) I saw it! In the dressing room of Toys R Us! It's indelibly etched onto my hippocampus!!!! Why, no, I couldn't tell you the day, or even year, it occurred...why do you ask? I have three doors on my house!!!

Posted by: Geoffrey the Giraffe at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (JCZqz)

286 280 The US won’t bailout the UN.

Maybe France or The New Islamic Caliphate of England. But not us.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (zQLjY)

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GOPe would definitely put it in some must pass legislation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (JQYF1)

287
>>Dedicated Donut Disposal Unit

Way too early to have me laughing helplessly as if it's the end of the day and all my fiber is gone, and yet here we are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (n7rxJ)

288 > Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (VkY89)

Thank you. Every so often I get one.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:21 PM (zQLjY)

289 281 Carville's a loon screaming at all the alligators to get off his swamp.

He's loud, obnoxious, dishonest, and a weathervane of Katrina proportions. The outrage is a red flag to wave at social media bull looking for content.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (oji8u

But he's also in the lead to play Skeletor's father for 'He Man 2.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 02:21 PM (Sco7b)

290 > A Golden retriever would have responded with more first aide IQ than the worthless racist police. A Golden would have found the stab wounds they never looked for.

The first witness they talk to on scene said Henry had a mouth (hand?) full of blood. Henry self reported he was stabbed. He repeats this several times. You can literally hear him gurgle as he's talking, which competent first responders are trained to react to. As they're cuffing him, you can see Henry's skin is a pale yellowish color, which is another sign they missed. When the police inspect him for stab wounds, they do the most quarter-assed pat down ever. One officer notes, in a bored officious tone, that Henry's eyes are not responding to light stimulus. She later asks if they should do something given his eyes are non-responsive.

The cops mis-handled this top to bottom, then went into ass-covering mode. They scrutinized Henry's phone for "racism." When they informed Henry's father of his death, they confiscated the father's phone and scrutinized that too for racism. Then the local police X/Twitter account released a statement that the perp misled the police and he was going to die anyway.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (mkw2N)

291 "...outlast the news cycle and remain prime minister because his party won't actually hold the leadership vote because he'll just call for snap elections."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

If you need a last minute loser to throw into a hopeless election, call me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (JCZqz)

292 Oh I hate Chris Murphy plenty. He may be the most loathsome creep in congess.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (wBaIH)

293 Way too early to have me laughing helplessly as if it's the end of the day and all my fiber is gone, and yet here we are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (n7rxJ)

If I have never done that to you then I have been derelict in my duties.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (eEgwP)

294 17th Amendment needs reversed.
Senators do not represent their states, instead their campaign contributions.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (f0B73)

295 The first witness they talk to on scene said Henry had a mouth (hand?) full of blood. Henry self reported he was stabbed. He repeats this several times. You can literally hear him gurgle as he's talking

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (mkw2N)
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"I don't think so, mate!"

Posted by: James Talerfrico at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (Fi81e)

296 I mean, they both hate the thing they are supposed to be leading. They both enforced their vision no matter what happened. They both have been supposed to be finished after each new disaster.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

297 >>Dedicated Donut Disposal Unit

Way too early to have me laughing helplessly as if it's the end of the day and all my fiber is gone, and yet here we are.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Somebody call me?

Posted by: Alexander Vindman, Dem Senate Candidate, Florida at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (JCZqz)

298 Fuck it.

Congress can bail them out on condition that they sit quietly and endure my blistering abuse and bloody-minded threats until such time as they scrape up enough funding to keep it going after the ensuing American withdrawal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)

One additional condition. Each diplomatic visa costs the UN - or the source country - $1M/month. If you have an ambassador, 4 aides, and 10 security, you pay $15M/month. 180 countries - $2.7B/month to the US Treasury. All payments in gold, silver, or US Treasury Bonds.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (qx7Zg)

299
They just can't help themselves, can they? Krugman and his ilk hate us.

Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck
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Many of these people would genocide us if they could get away with it. Never forget that. And they’d turn right around and pretend to be tolerant lovers of diversity and democracy without even a hint of irony or consideration that they might be the bad guys in this story. Evil.

AF Post
@AFpost
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Ex-NYT author Paul Krugman says the US needs a “purge” of MAGA supporters akin to denazification.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (kX27y)

300 >> GOPe would definitely put it in some must pass legislation.

Do you ever stop being the GOP antichrist?

They’ve done a pretty good job so far. They’ve had to get some kicks on the ass, but they’ve done a lot that is good and in regular order.

Perfect? No. Trust them? Never. I wouldn’t pick up a quarter on grant of any of them.

But even they wouldn’t fund the UN.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (zQLjY)

301 If you need a last minute loser to throw into a hopeless election, call me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (JCZqz)

They thought they were throwing her into a walk-in election. Trump was supposed to be "resting" by then

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (eEgwP)

302 If you need a last minute loser to throw into a hopeless election, call me.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (JCZqz)
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Don't worry Kamala, you're their Number One.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (RC2c3)

303 17th Amendment needs reversed.
Senators do not represent their states, instead their campaign contributions.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (f0B73)
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I think it's a good case where the Devil we didn't know was waiting behind the Devil we knew.

But that was the spirit of progressive confidence that we could fix everything that was "broken"

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:25 PM (Fi81e)

304 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

They both look like angry lesbians

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:25 PM (eEgwP)

305 They thought they were throwing her into a walk-in election. Trump was supposed to be "resting" by then

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (eEgwP)
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Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e)

306 Iran is flush with Homuz Passage crypto. How come they don't bail out the UN?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (f0B73)

307 >> They both look like angry lesbians

Wait. There are lesbians who aren’t angry Mimi cooper owners?

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (zQLjY)

308
the organization remained operational through late June, though it continued to rely on cash conservation measures.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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Cash conservation measures? Did they cancel all subscriptions to Barely Legal and Onlyfans and stop reimbursing dinner tabs at 5-star Manhattan restaurants?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (n7rxJ)

309 Krugman's full statement. Let that last sentence sink in:

“Purging of the United States, we need a de-MAGAfication. I’m not going over the top by using a word that’s very similar to the de-Nazification that we pursued successfully after World War Two in Germany.

It’s not just the MAGA ideology, but the whole structure of hugely unequal power, hugely unequal wealth that made this horrific moment possible. It’s not going to be easy, but, and maybe it’s not going to be doable, but we have to try, because this is an absolute, this is a nightmare, this is the nightmare beyond, I think, even the worst fantasies of progressives, beyond the worst fantasies of conservatives, who still have a conscience, there still are plenty of those, but they’re no longer MAGA.

This has to be turned around, and we should not, above all, whitewash or forget this moment. This is where a lot of forces in America have been leading, and if we don’t do something beyond just getting rid of Trump, it’s going to happen again.”

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (kX27y)

310 Ex-NYT author Paul Krugman says the US needs a “purge” of MAGA supporters akin to denazification.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (kX27y)

Deluded, impotent child-porn possessor doesn't have the power to do anything other than bleet his evil fantasies into the void.

What a sad spectacle of human waste. Go to Canada and cure yourself.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

311 >>>Dedicated Donut Disposal Unit

Way too early to have me laughing helplessly as if it's the end of the day and all my fiber is gone, and yet here we are.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

>Has Chris Christie entered the conversation again? What's that blubber ball been stirring up lately?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 02:28 PM (D1E+2)

312 They both look like angry lesbians
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:25 PM (eEgwP)

Keira looks more feminine. Kennedy has a few years on him and looks to have rougher skin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:28 PM (zZu0s)

313
Do you ever stop being the GOP antichrist?

They’ve done a pretty good job so far. They’ve had to get some kicks on the ass, but they’ve done a lot that is good and in regular order.

Perfect? No. Trust them? Never. I wouldn’t pick up a quarter on grant of any of them.

But even they wouldn’t fund the UN.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (zQLjY)

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They just killed the fund to recompense the victims of Biden's DOJ after having granted themselves $500,000 each for what Biden did to them.

There are more than enough of them to band together with 47 Democrats to slip in a UN bailout.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:28 PM (JQYF1)

314 > Wait. There are lesbians who aren’t angry Mimi cooper owners?

Yes. Many own Subarus.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

315 Go to Canada and cure yourself.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)
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As a Chinese person would say.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (Fi81e)

316 306 Iran is flush with Homuz Passage crypto. How come they don't bail out the UN?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (f0B73)

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Trust me.

No one's paying them $3 million per ship when they could just go the Omani route.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (JQYF1)

317 Wait. There are lesbians who aren’t angry Mimi cooper owners?
Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (zQLjY)

I am stealing 'Mimi Coopers'.

In my experience, Subaru.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)

318 309 Krugman's full statement. Let that last sentence sink in:

“Purging of the United States, we need a de-MAGAfication. I’m not going over the top by using a word that’s very similar to the de-Nazification that we pursued successfully after World War Two in Germany.

I'd be careful if I were you Paul.... We're armed...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 02:30 PM (3D9D/)

319 Did you ever notice that Chris Christie wears his belt right under his moobs?

It’s like the man doesn’t have a torso. He looks like an egg in slacks and a button down.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:30 PM (zQLjY)

320 "Ex-NYT author Paul Krugman says the US needs a 'purge' of MAGA supporters akin to denazification."

Yes, my fist is still up Krugman's ass making him bark.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at June 02, 2026 02:30 PM (oji8u)

321 > Wait. There are lesbians who aren’t angry Mimi cooper owners?

Yes. Many own Subarus.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

Saw a sticker on a Subaru recently.

"I'm not a lesbian. I just happen to drive a Subaru."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

322 319 Did you ever notice that Chris Christie wears his belt right under his moobs?

It’s like the man doesn’t have a torso. He looks like an egg in slacks and a button down.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:30 PM (zQLjY)

Now that you mention it , he does look like Humpty Dumpty...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (3D9D/)

323 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

People act like "stealing culture" -- whatever that means* -- is like stealing a car. If I steal your car, you don't have it any more. If I "steal" your culture, you still have it, don't you? So why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

* with apologies to Tucker and Ace
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (vTZFs)

Funny how we stole their culture so well we apparently got all the stone ruins up in Greece while noting remains in sub-Saharan Africa proper not even a memory.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (8avO+)

324
Krugman's full statement.

Posted by: beckster

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Holy god. I don't even think he's proposing Happy Fun Camps. He wants Nuremberg trials.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

325 Bernie Sanders: I will use the force of government to steal half of the ownership stake of the largest AI companies in America.

http://tiny.cc/log4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (mkw2N)

326 I have a plush Pining for the fjords parrot.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 02:32 PM (Kt19C)

327
Holy god. I don't even think he's proposing Happy Fun Camps. He wants Nuremberg trials.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

One might even say, "Calling for genocide."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

328 I should get a Subaru and put an "I <3 BOOBS" bumpersticker on the back.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 02:32 PM (gKWVE)

329 > I'm not a lesbian. I just happen to drive a Subaru.

My parents have a Subaru. They love it. As far as I know, neither of them are lesbians.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:32 PM (mkw2N)

330 Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Them old greek homos

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (Kt19C)

331 But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads. The novel also mentions those with even lower IQs: "ant-heads."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM

Vile slander! FOR THE COLONY!!

royalroad.com/fiction/22518/chrysalis

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (Sy6m/)

332 Sen. Reuben Gallego, Swallowell's wing man and videographer, has weighed in to say the Graham Platner may be a disgusting human being but we shouldn't lose sight of the fact he is a Democrat, and therefore all his character issues should be ignored.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (RC2c3)

333 You have to admire the balls on a guy who squeaks out threats like a menstruating pea princess and could pass for an extra in The Seven Dwarves movie. It feels like a practical joke. Is he coming to get me? Because I’ll probably die of laughter before anything else.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (zQLjY)

334 Ex-NYT author Paul Krugman says the US needs a “purge” of MAGA supporters akin to denazification.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, as of today, I've stopped believing they mean that.

For some reason, a bunch of Dems have recently started sending the dog-whistle that they are coming for us.

The reason I call it a dog-whistle is that Dems won't hear it. Oh, they will celebrate it, they may even cheer the sentiment that finally those "Nazis" will get theirs. But they'll never connect it to the irony of what a "democracy" is supposed to mean, because Dem voters have fully swallowed the conceit that they favor "democracy".

The dividers have to scare us, because we don't believe them.

Now, I'm not saying it's not dangerous. I'm not saying that real or staged shots at Trump aren't part of it. They may have to break a few eggs to keep the Graft flowing.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)

335 Funny how we stole their culture so well we apparently got all the stone ruins up in Greece while noting remains in sub-Saharan Africa proper not even a memory.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (8avO+)

I keep wondering about the wonders of the ruins of Songhai.

I have mentioned this before but there is a thing out there that the country of Benin was this wonderful circular city with a wall 100 feet high, before the British wiped them out because they were vicious slavers. But this thing also believes that the British completely eradicated all traces of the entire society- which is why you can't find anything of it today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

336 Lotsa car enthusiasts drive Subarus, ya know. BRZ and WRX, mostly.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

337 Platner is a chomo and is also the local committee man for NAMBLA in his part of Maine, which has many chapters. State is full of perverted deviants.

Posted by: Just The Facts at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (IqKsT)

338 332 Sen. Reuben Gallego, Swallowell's wing man and videographer, has weighed in to say the Graham Platner may be a disgusting human being but we shouldn't lose sight of the fact he is a Democrat, and therefore all his character issues should be ignored.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (RC2c3)

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I'd be fine with this if neither side acted all aghast that the other side acted partisanly in terms of defending morally flawed people in general.

That being said, Gallego is a poopy head who has as many sins as his best friend Swalwell and should drop out of politics forever and give his seat to a woman (Kari Lake) because men have run the world into the ground. Because partisanship.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (JQYF1)

339 337 Platner is a chomo and is also the local committee man for NAMBLA in his part of Maine, which has many chapters. State is full of perverted deviants.
Posted by: Just The Facts at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (IqKsT)

Kiddie shucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:36 PM (Ot/FD)

340 Lotsa car enthusiasts drive Subarus, ya know. BRZ and WRX, mostly.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

Supposed to be really fun cars with good warranties. I just do not like the styling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

341 Sen. Reuben Gallego, Swallowell's wing man and videographer, has weighed in to say the Graham Platner may be a disgusting human being but we shouldn't lose sight of the fact he is a Democrat, and therefore all his character issues should be ignored.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (RC2c3)

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I'd be fine with this if neither side acted all aghast that the other side acted partisanly in terms of defending morally flawed people in general.

That being said, Gallego is a poopy head who has as many sins as his best friend Swalwell and should drop out of politics forever and give his seat to a woman (Kari Lake) because men have run the world into the ground. Because partisanship.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (JQYF1)
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Galego is the short stubby toad who would be roofing rando mid-girls at dive bars to get laid, if he wasn't a senator?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

342 Democrat, and therefore all his character issues should be ignored.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (RC2c3)

I mean shit folks. How many totally disgusting politicians have we supported over the years? All of them I tell you. We all suck and this guy is one of us. He sucks too. Vote for the suck because drumph!

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (TsnvK)

343 There are offshore oil rigs that cost less to insure than a WRX.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (Ot/FD)

344 They both look like angry lesbians

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:25 PM (eEgwP)

Really? So close to Amazon Prime day?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)

345 Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)

They're already killing people, conservative and not conservative, on video... and celebrating. They mean it.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (eEgwP)

346 Platner is the kind of guy who constantly claims to be a jugalo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

347 295 The first witness they talk to on scene said Henry had a mouth (hand?) full of blood. Henry self reported he was stabbed. He repeats this several times. You can literally hear him gurgle as he's talking

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (mkw2N)
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Probably mouth. I saw many, many horrific traumas in my 7yrs in the med center trauma services. One man came in after cutting part of his skull off with his brain. They still freaking tried to save him and he died in surgery upstairs with the on call neurosurgeons and trauma surgeons.

He was an artist who used an electric saw to make sculptures from logs and the saw kicked back.

I've seen trauma surgeons do a thoracotomy in the trauma room to hold their fingers in the hole of the aorta til surgery upstairs. Within minutes and the CT machine in the room showing the injury. This patient lived. Some don't, but this one did.

This boy might have died anyway, but not in handcuffs and dying on gravel in the USA.

I need to go do something productive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (WONhk)

348 I should get a Subaru and put an "I

Presumably, so do lesbians.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (vTZFs)

349 303 17th Amendment needs reversed.
Senators do not represent their states, instead their campaign contributions.

Posted by: torabora

Absolutely. Let the graft fall on state house legislators.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Y8DZL)

350 Platner is a chomo and is also the local committee man for NAMBLA in his part of Maine, which has many chapters. State is full of perverted deviants.

Posted by: Just The Facts at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (IqKsT)
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I just suspect Platner likes the "universal hole".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

351 Wow. ^C^V fail. Nic close tags for the save. Again.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (vTZFs)

352 Yeah thats the one

They stole thr seat for him when trump carried arizona

Same with michigan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (bXbFr)

353 I just suspect Platner likes the "universal hole".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

The IRS?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (dK+Kv)

354 Most people can't conceive of naziism until the 3am jackboots.

I remember my first 20 or so years, people saying "how did it happen". Well I sure as shit now know how it happened.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (eEgwP)

355 Hmmm, now the BRZ is a saucy looking minx...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

356 The first witness they talk to on scene said Henry had a mouth (hand?) full of blood. Henry self reported he was stabbed. He repeats this several times. You can literally hear him gurgle as he's talking

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (mkw2N)
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Yeah, but the police had to attend to the urgent need of hurt feelz first!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

357 352 Yeah thats the one

They stole thr seat for him when trump carried arizona

Same with michigan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (bXbFr)

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Gallago ran like a dozen points ahead of Kamala.

"We can steal the senate race, but we won't steal the presidential race just in case," doesn't pass the smell test.

Kari Lake was a bad candidate because she had just recently lost statewide and shouldn't have run again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (JQYF1)

358 There are offshore oil rigs that cost less to insure than a WRX.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (Ot/FD)

That's because assholes who think that they're rally car drivers don't buy oil rigs, wrap them around trees, and burn alive in them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:40 PM (dK+Kv)

359 Lotsa car enthusiasts drive Subarus, ya know. BRZ and WRX, mostly.
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Supposed to be really fun cars with good warranties. I just do not like the styling.

The BRZ is nice looking, IMO. Too bad that it's not a WRX underneath the sheet metal.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:40 PM (vTZFs)

360 Do you ever stop being the GOP antichrist?

They’ve done a pretty good job so far. They’ve had to get some kicks on the ass, but they’ve done a lot that is good and in regular order.

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LOL. Where to even begin?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (BI5O2)

361 Most people can't conceive of naziism until the 3am jackboots.

I remember my first 20 or so years, people saying "how did it happen". Well I sure as shit now know how it happened.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (eEgwP)

Anyone who was awake during COVID should sure as shit know how it happened.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)

362 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (VyBeY)

363 Nude

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (W2Pud)

364 I keep wondering about the wonders of the ruins of Songhai.

I have mentioned this before but there is a thing out there that the country of Benin was this wonderful circular city with a wall 100 feet high, before the British wiped them out because they were vicious slavers. But this thing also believes that the British completely eradicated all traces of the entire society- which is why you can't find anything of it today.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

Axum in Ethiopia has stone ruins aplenty but that was a Christian state of post Roman age. Mycenae or pre Mycenae is much older. I'm not hugely familiar with the Saharan/Sub-Saharan states of West Africa but they are even newer and were in contact with Islamic North Africa.

I'm not sure the Brits did much to bring down Benin physically because Yellow fever on that coast was such a killer unless we are talking pretty late 19th century. Those coasts were claimed by France more than the UK until the anti-slave fleets worked offshore in the 19th century.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (8avO+)

365 Same with michigan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (bXbFr)
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John James had the same f-shaped curve overnight.

I've long suspected Wayne County of trying to offset the red counties, which is illustrated in my youth by Wayne being the first county to report, likely to discourage voters in red counties--because they reported %s before polls closed back then. Just in the last few decades it became one of the very last counties to send the final report.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e)

366 Remember they were planning to hire 100,000 IRS agents and arm some or all of them. And thar just the plan we knew about.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:43 PM (eEgwP)

367 Yeah timbuktu id still around

Pull my other finger

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:46 PM (bXbFr)

368 268 267 I see the UN said they will be bankrupt by August.

We should make it a national holiday.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (zQLjY)
______________________

About a year ago, they hatched a scheme to fill the coffers. The jist of it was that there would be fines and penalties on all Oceanic shipping if the ship did not go full non-carbon. It was estimated that this would generate over $6 Billion annually as most shipping companies would not have budgeted for such a drastic overhaul, and it would be long in the completion. The fines and penalties were to be overseen and held by the UN.

This is just one example of why they are so emphatic about Climate Change. It is a finance issue for continued existence.

Incedently, Trump was not too kind when he said the US would not comply, and that they would not be collecting any fines or penalties from US shipping.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)

369 And thr possums blocked kari lake at voa

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (bXbFr)

370 Yeah most of that alex hsley tripe

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (bXbFr)

371 Haley thats was debunked years later

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (bXbFr)

372 29 Yer #5 Blade. #5!!!!!

But you do you!!!
Posted by: Will Robinson

#5 is the new #1, for Blade anyway.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (Q/FnY)

Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)

God save us from effeminate, histrionic men.

Yes, Jimmy, you will go the way that Colbert went, because you both are anti-talents losing the shareholders tens of millions per year.

The left is crowing that the replacement for Colbert's show is only drawing 878,000 viewers.

A bit better than it did when it was on at like 1:30 in the morning.

But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.

CBS lost $40 million per year to produce The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, which attracted around 2.1 million viewers.
CBS is profiting $15 million per year to air Comics Unleashed, which attracted 878,000 in its debut.

Because Allen is paying CBS that $15 million.

Which is the better business decision? Losing $40 million per year, or profiting $15 million per year?
Are you still with me? This is about to get even more complicated...
After buying Colbert's former timeslot from CBS, Byron Allen will keep the proceeds from whatever advertising he sells. This means that whatever money he takes in above the $15 million license fee and the costs involved to produce Comics Unleashed (which must be a pittance) is pure profit.
"We're proud to partner with Byron Allen on a new business and programming model for late night that... was cost-prohibitive to continue," a statement from CBS read. "With this 'time buy' model, we have shifted an hour that was losing roughly $40 million annually to $15 million in profit -- a $55 million swing."

So Jimmy Kimmel is doing what weak manipulative narcissists do, and whining that people should pay attention to him and pity him.

Jimmy Kimmel has some thoughts on the purported death of late-night television.
The "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" host opened up in a new interview with Vulture about the future of the genre following the cancellation of Stephen Colbert's "Late Show" on CBS and his own run-ins with Trump, including his suspension following comments made about the death of Charlie Kirk.
"I feel a little bit defeated about it," Kimmel told Vulture after Colbert's final episode aired on May 21. "In a lot of ways, I feel like I'm looking at my own future."

Diabetes?

CBS canceled "The Late Show" in July 2025 -- a year before Colbert's three-year deal was set to end -- citing "purely financial reasons" despite much speculation that Colbert's anti-Trump views had something to do with it, especially with the Paramount-Skydance merger in the background. Though it was reported that Colbert's show was losing $40 million a year, Kimmel told Vulture he finds that hard to believe, pointing to a 2023 New York Times article that claims Colbert was offered a five-year contract but decided to go with three.
"Am I to believe that over the course of those two years, they suddenly started losing $40 million a year?" he said. "These are just made-up numbers."

Like a liberal, he makes up his own "facts" to justify and validate himself.

Kimmel said that ABC has told him "quite specifically" that his show is still profitable.
"There are far more people watching late-night TV than there ever were, if you look at the number of views me and my colleagues get online every day and add in our linear-television ratings," Kimmel asserted, adding: "We're not just dying of natural causes. We're being poisoned."

Are you actually insane?!?

Johnny Carson had 10-17 million viewers per night -- "only" 12 million per night in his last years.

Jimmy Kimmel's ratings range between 1.7 million and 2.2 million.

He's claiming that millions and millions and more uncounted millions watch him on YouTube. Whatever. Fat retard making shit up to make himself feel like a success.

...
Asked if he has thought about retirement, Kimmel said he's still unsure when his time will come. "It's important to me to be responsible," he said. "I know I could go out in a blaze of glory and get a lot of applause for it, but it would be a very selfish thing to do."

LOL. He does this every night. Except it's not glorious. It's just self-pleasing and selfish.

That is, if he isn't ousted first. Trump has repeatedly called for Kimmel to be fired, most recently when he made a joke about Melania Trump having a "glow like an expectant widow." In that case and that of Kirk, Kimmel said he "had the truth on my side as a defense. What if I actually do do something wrong? I mean, that's inevitable."
Of the president, Kimmel said: "I don't love him. I don't hate him, either. I feel sorry for him. He obviously didn't get hugged a lot."

Uh-huh.

Meanwhile, ABC is suing the FCC to claim that The View really is a "bona fide news program" and therefore not required to follow "equal time" rules.

Bona fide news content. Shyah.

On May 7, 2026, ABC submitted a filing to the Federal Communications Commission arguing the FCC infringed on the network's First Amendment rights.
ABC submitted the filing after the FCC asked an ABC-owned broadcast station in March to file a formal request for the FCC to determine whether ABC's "The View" is exempt from the FCC's equal opportunities rule, even though the talk show has held an exemption from the rule since 2002.
The equal opportunities rule says that if a legally qualified candidate for office appears on a broadcast station, that station is required to give equal time to all other candidates who request it.
"The View" holds one of several exemptions from the rule, what's known as the "bona fide news interview" exemption.
In its May 7 filing, ABC makes the case that "The View" continues to meet the requirements for the exemption and raises First Amendment concerns about the FCC's request that the station ask the agency to reaffirm its exemption, as well as about the FCC's general application of the rule.
The FCC has not publicly released the March document but has made statements defending the decision and its interpretation of the equal opportunities rule.
The request came months after FCC Chairman Brendan Carr said he didn't believe "The View," and similar daytime and late-night talk shows, should qualify, citing concerns about partisan bias on the shows.

Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they�re together.

This is what ABC says is a news program and doesn�t violate FCC rules. pic.twitter.com/8hYK2oxDDh
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) May 30, 2026

What makes �60 Minutes� a show that should have editorial independence from the network news executives?
They are claiming they are above being supervised?!?! https://t.co/V9XNFdM9Mf
— Brad Slager: CNN+ Lifetime Subscriber (@MartiniShark) June 1, 2026

Meanwhile: they'll let anyone into the Graveyard of Irreplaceable Men these days!

Dec 2025. Scott Pelley says 60 Minutes has trouble getting people on because of �fear that has spread across the country."

He then praises himself for pressing on in the face of such immense difficulty.

The self-importance of this propaganda hack is really something to behold. pic.twitter.com/0BUH96RQn4
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) June 1, 2026

Hello!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Kimmel talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (NcvvS)

4 Has he tried telling jokes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (JQYF1)

5 Quit whining like a little bitch and actually try to entertain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

6 He's claiming that millions and millions and more uncounted millions watch him on YouTube. Whatever. Fat retard making shit up to make himself feel like a success.

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This metric never counts for right-leaning entertainment or networks, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (JQYF1)

7 4 Has he tried telling jokes?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (JQYF1)

Break out the Karl Malone blackface!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

8 Dhimmi Kibble

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (eEgwP)

9 Hello!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM

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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (JQYF1)

10 "I feel a little bit defeated about it," Kimmel told Vulture after Colbert's final episode aired on May 21. "In a lot of ways, I feel like I'm looking at my own future."

You suck. You lose the company you work for millions as you continue to take millions from them in salary.

You SHOULD be fired for cause.

It amazes me how the left thinks finance works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

11 The problem with guys like Kimmel is that they got hugged way too much. He was definitely mama's precious little prince.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

12 Hello!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Hello, Ace. How's the crow whispering going?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

13
Break out the Karl Malone blackface!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

Girls on trampolines FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.
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Very hinged, my dear. Extraordinarily so. The most hinges. The best.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (eEgwP)

15 So Jimmy Kimmel is doing what weak manipulative narcissists do, and whining that people should pay attention to him and pity him.

In related news, the Menendez twins are still pleading for mercy because they're orphans.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

16 Willowed:

It's best to start and stop with Police Academy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Pretty much.

Was he a repo-baby or some such thing?

He was so bland that I saw him in several movies but don't really remember him in any except PA and The Bedroom Window but that's more because I thought Elizabeth McGovern was cute at the time.

Not sure if the rumor is true or not that-

Steve Gutenberg's Stand-in and Stunt Double was a Slice of Wonder Bread

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (iJfKG)

17 I deeply, sorely wish that these shitwits were even half as afraid in reality as they sham that they are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Ot/FD)

18 I used to watch Evening at the Improve on A&E a lot.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (/CIVU)

19 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

You mean to say my narcissist BPD mom did me a favor?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (eEgwP)

20 The Pelley thing is the same as people thinking that Trump is going after them personally and calling him out saying because he has not insulted them like Rosie O'Donnell, well it just shows how afraid of them and their truth telling he is!

It is like Kripke with the Boys finale. When Musk called him out that he had ruined his show, he retweeted saying it was the highest compliment he could imagine. Elon made his life right there.

These people are self obsessed me monkeys who see their entire value in this shit. ME ME ME ME ME. They have no sense of the audience because that is not who they are there to serve- it is ALL about them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

21 Jim Kibble can suck a wet greasy turd out of my asshole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (xvV+O)

22 Of the president, Kimmel said: "I don't love him. I don't hate him, either. I feel sorry for him. He obviously didn't get hugged a lot."

You can't help but be a lying sack of shit, can you.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

23 He then praises himself for pressing on in the face of such immense difficulty.

The self-importance of this propaganda hack is really something to behold.

It's true. These people are convinced the rest of the country sees them as the love child of Edward R. Murrow and Victor Hugo. In fact, they are seen, even by their ideological compatriots, as a flaming boner clown show.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

24 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

25 Isn't this like The John Tesch model? He does the show for free, and the local stations get 3 minutes of local ads for revenue and Tesch gets to sell 5 minutes of national advertising?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)

26 His YouTube appeal is less selective than his TV appeal.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (eEgwP)

27 Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)
—Disinformation Expert Ace

---
Is it that ABC noticed how CBS started making $15 Million per year in Colbert's timeslot and they're going to dump a loser as well?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (Fi81e)

28 When Kimmel was the sideboy on Win Ben Stein's Money he had one of the most punchable faces ever seen. Nothing has changed, and he has added the entitled attitude, as well.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (NcvvS)

29 Girls on trampolines FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Physics is a beautiful thing.

https://tinyurl.com/y67w22j2

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

30 the FCC should remove the 'bona fide news show' exemption from the equal time rules. The news shows are horribly partisan. But before I quit watching TV the GOPe simps threw tons of money at the news programs buying campaign ads. Possibly its good to counter the free advertising the news does for the Ds; but it felt like the GOPe was paying the news to shill for the Ds.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (PV+Zw)

31 Scott Pelley was the Commencement Speaker at Wake Forest last year.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (0256r)

32 Kimmel (of the president) "I don't love him. I don't hate him, either. I feel sorry for him. He obviously didn't get hugged a lot."

Trump: I don't think about you at all.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

33 24 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

You know what it is now and can start treatment.... Prayers for a speedy recovery...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (3D9D/)

34 I still remember this guy chuckling about how many questions he couldn't answer on Ben Stein's Money.

I would say that to his face, too.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (Fi81e)

35
Does anyone find watching a man cry over the fact that he may not be able to earn millions on TV-

find this to be compelling viewing or even entertainment at all?

Sad. Just sad.

Go to sleep a-holes, surely you can dream more entertaining dreams than watching this self-involved kobold.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (iJfKG)

36 I feel sorry for him.
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I'm pretty sure the billionaire president with the hot model wife and sterling children will get over it.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (eEgwP)

37 hey there ace!

btw if 60 minutes didn't follow the NFL would it have any ratings at all?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)

38 "There are far more people watching late-night TV than there ever were, if you look at the number of views me and my colleagues get online every day and add in our linear-television ratings," Kibble said.
---
That is an out and out lie.

City sewer systems were sized to the maximum daily flow which happened when at the first Johnny Carson Tonight Show commercial break.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (xvV+O)

39 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

What about mixed race, do they get a look-in, or do they get cut in half?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (rbvCR)

40 That bitch!

Graham Platner for Senate
@grahamformaine
Susan Collins's latest financial report just came out.
A staggering one-third of her money raised this quarter came directly from AIPAC.
Senator Collins is bought and paid for by Benjamin Netanyahu, and she votes accordingly.

-
Not that he's a Nazi or anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7)

41 35
Does anyone find watching a man cry over the fact that he may not be able to earn millions on TV-

find this to be compelling viewing or even entertainment at all?

Sad. Just sad.

Go to sleep a-holes, surely you can dream more entertaining dreams than watching this self-involved kobold.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (iJfKG)

=====

He should get Mark Rober to design a robot that watches his show millions of times a night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (JQYF1)

42 Jummy Camel who?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)

43 Learn to pod cast, idiots.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (jehhT)

44 The problem with guys like Kimmel is that they got hugged way too much. He was definitely mama's precious little prince.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

Lil Pooky is a very affectionate child and is currently threatening the keyboard with his Pooh Bear stuffie, so I'd be careful if I were you.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)

45 Jimmy Kimmel's ratings range between 1.7 million and 2.2 million.

There is no way he's getting that many people watching him. Nobody watches legacy network TV anymore.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Oy/m2)

46 Leave Jimmy alone!

Posted by: Pawl at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (vFG9F)

47 He should get Mark Rober to design a robot that watches his show millions of times a night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (JQYF1)

Call it "Marvin"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Ot/FD)

48 But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.
---
When Allen recoups his costs, though, CBS starts sharing the profit.

I really didn't know that Allen was that savvy, and I am kinda impressed.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Fi81e)

49 That's actually a shockingly high number of viewers considering how lame the show is. Maybe he has some good guests. His monologues that I've seen are always boring.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (wGerL)

50 Jimmy's show is profitable among a very specific demographic.

A demographic of one:
Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (73/SM)

51 Hey cheer up Jimmy.

I'm sure someone will come along and give you a Lord of the Rings movie to write a sh*tty script for.

You can make it about hobbits that are like middle earth kids living on an island and ugly fat rich orc r*tards pay to visit them and traumatize them forever. Write what you know Jimmy, you bucket of hobo j*zz.

Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (6+ehB)

52 I very eagerly look forward to the time when all these late-night shows and their annoying, insufferable, unfunny hosts go the way of the dodo.

My life would be better off if I never heard the name "Jimmy Kimmel" or "Steven Colbert" ever again.

They are about as useful to society as the dead junkie rentboy who just choked on his own feces and vomit in a fetid alley in the Tenderloin.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

53 Carson was getting about 10% of the American public.

Kimmel is getting about .05% of the American public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (JQYF1)

54 all Jimmy's spoutings are COPE

lol so sad lil jimmy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (j+aD2)

55 But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.
---
When Allen recoups his costs, though, CBS starts sharing the profit.

I really didn't know that Allen was that savvy, and I am kinda impressed.

I don't know if it will work or not, but if it does, this will rapidly become a significant fraction of network programming. I suspect they're getting kind of desperate.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

56 Proudly TV-free since 2001.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)

57 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

-
The Ric Ocasek / Paulina Porizkova marriage was a Martian / human interracial marriage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

58 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

Godspeed, sir.

They've recently come out with some things that are supposed to be miracles for that.

I believe you will be fine. Stay strong. Laugh often. Power of positive thought.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Hello!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM

10 Print "Hello World!"
20 goto 10

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

60 You know what it is now and can start treatment.... Prayers for a speedy recovery...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (3D9D/)

I have the 2 hour scan scheduled along with a consult with a treatment doc and another followup with urologist over the next month. Busy times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

61 I don't know if it will work or not, but if it does, this will rapidly become a significant fraction of network programming. I suspect they're getting kind of desperate.

I could see this being a bit like early TV again?

Allen or those who follow him in the model might have two or three main advertisers that are tightly tied to the show. This was what Ernie Kovacs and shows like that were like!

it sounds like a good idea

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:42 PM (j+aD2)

62 These late night talk show hosts sure are arrogant pissants who think the sun rises and sets on them. They're all garbage. They've been pure garbage for a long time. Comparing and contrasting all of these d-bags with Carson in his day is really eye-opening. Especially for those of us who remember Johnny's funny show and how so many people watched and talked about it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (qBdHI)

63 Kibble's pine-cone has gone turtle.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

64 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

65 Fuck Jimmy Kimmel, the guy is trash. He should stuck to the Man Show and kept his dignity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

66 Bona fide news content. Shyah.
---
I guess Jill Biden should have been Surgeon General then.

News yackers said so.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (Fi81e)

67 Girls on trampolines FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Physics is a beautiful thing.

https://tinyurl.com/y67w22j2
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

I learn so much Science! at this blog.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (wVcYX)

68 Two themes are consistent:
Enemies are bought and paid for.
Activists, paid or not, talk like fags ant their shits all retarded.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (YlWIZ)

69 "There are far more people watching late-night TV than there ever were

Yeah, he and his unfunny cohorts are bigger than Carson. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (aD4fx)

70 Remember when Leno and Carson and Letterman had to whine and complain and Fredo their sorry asses all over town because no one respected who they are or what they do?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (Ot/FD)

71 64 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

=====

She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (JQYF1)

72
10 Print "Hello World!"
15 Vibrate
20 goto 10

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

vibe coding

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (vFG9F)

73 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

I don't want to get close enough to dump salt on her to test that theory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (1z8ji)

74 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

Godspeed, sir.

They've recently come out with some things that are supposed to be miracles for that.

You might find this interesting:

Doctors Celebrate Breakthrough Cancer Treatment with Standing Ovation

While the main point concerns pancreatic cancer, this approach apparently also shows real promise for prostate, lung, and other cancers.

https://tinyurl.com/hymvprpn

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

75 Check out this incense swinging setup. It looks like fun.

http://tiny.cc/alg4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

76 70 Remember when Leno and Carson and Letterman had to whine and complain and Fredo their sorry asses all over town because no one respected who they are or what they do?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (Ot/FD)

====

I remember when Conan was denied a job and went to another network to make his own job in response.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (JQYF1)

77 Kimmel was most interesting on Ben Stein's shadow.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (YlWIZ)

78 But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.
---
When Allen recoups his costs, though, CBS starts sharing the profit.

I really didn't know that Allen was that savvy, and I am kinda impressed.

I don't know if it will work or not, but if it does, this will rapidly become a significant fraction of network programming. I suspect they're getting kind of desperate.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)
_________

I thought this model was the standard model by now. It's how other markets work. I think Allen will make it work because (i) the guy is very smart and (ii) he's got major IP behind him and can produce a show that people will watch, at a fraction of the cost of these late-night shitfests.

The cost of these late-night shows was insane. Another example of money-laundering, IMO. Allen won't spend anywhere near that much.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

79 And congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

80 Fuck Jimmy Kimmel, the guy is trash. He should stuck to the Man Show and kept his dignity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

81 They've recently come out with some things that are supposed to be miracles for that.

Assuming no further bad news comes from the mega scan, I'm likely going with radiation treatment which involves being anally molested again followed by daily (weekdays only cuz cancer doesn't grow on weekends/holidays) zaps for about a month and then, theoretically, done.

Doc today called the diagnosis good news - at least as much as being told you have cancer can be good news.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (ExV1e)

82 If The View is a bona fide news program, than my Johnson is a boner fide 9" long.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (oqH4h)

83 Bill Pulte, "The Trailer House King" is now Director of National Intelligence.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (6SeoE)

84 If you have to claim, explicitly, while under threat of getting shitcanned, that you're akshully famous and people love you, then you aren't famous, and people don't love you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (Ot/FD)

85 83 Bill Pulte, "The Trailer House King" is now Director of National Intelligence.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (6SeoE)

The Dems are going ballistic.... Must be the right choice then...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (3D9D/)

86 83 Bill Pulte, "The Trailer House King" is now Director of National Intelligence.

I kind of like this.

Talk about an outsider! but ... being in RE he knows subterfuge. that sector is wild.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (j+aD2)

87 71 64 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

=====

She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (JQYF1)

She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

88 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

--

When your cheese has slid so far off the cracker and there's truly no hope for you, you say colossally stupid idiocy like this. It's mind-boggling. It truly is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

89 I'm sure Henry Bushkin won't write a book about either of those two clowns like he did with JC.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

90 They bought Conan out because Leno had a rash and perceived value. Conan is repetetive and silly, but he made a Trump like deal so go Conan.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (YlWIZ)

91 Pulte and Toll Bros are the big developers out here. Pulte makes great homes.

toll brothers not so much

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (j+aD2)

92 What "jokes" did late night make about Obama, Biden and Kamala? I bet you could fit them on a napkin.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (eEgwP)

93 "She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

WTH? That better not be AI.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vFG9F)

94 I don't know about anybody else, but I prefer my moral superiors to have chuckled frequently in the past about how much history or culture or science they haven't a clue on.

That's why Jimmy Kimmel is my moral superior of choice.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (Fi81e)

95 93 "She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

WTH? That better not be AI.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vFG9F)

=====

Classic of American cinema.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (JQYF1)

96 "Scott Pelley says 60 Minutes has trouble getting people on because of fear that has spread across the country."

White libs always imagine they are fighting the Nazis inside Germany by bravely standing up to the firehoses and sitting at the back of the bus. Or something like that.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (GUOwU)

97 ...She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

88 ...When your cheese has slid so far off the cracker ...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

These two statements were far too close together to keep the fabric of the universe intact. I demand to see a manager.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (Ot/FD)

98 96 "Scott Pelley says 60 Minutes has trouble getting people on because of fear that has spread across the country."

Fears that when they make up lies they will be sued.... And lose...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (3D9D/)

99 > which involves being anally molested again

Sympathy for your anus.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (mkw2N)

100 How many airport watering holes put kimmel on the tube for the background noise? I doubt that people are actually watching this shit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (D1E+2)

101
She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]

Well, it IS hard to abort babies if you don't get laid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

102 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]
---
Dog bites man.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)

103 "I feel a little bit defeated about it," Kimmel told Vulture after Colbert's final episode aired on May 21. "In a lot of ways, I feel like I'm looking at my own future."
---
You will always have a future selling tickets to your suicide.

Try it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (73/SM)

104 What "jokes" did late night make about Obama, Biden and Kamala? I bet you could fit them on a napkin.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (eEgwP)

The answer here is 'none.'

None of the late night shows, nor South Park, made fun of ANYONE in the Owebama or O'Biden administrations. Not once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

105 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)

106 >>Allen or those who follow him in the model might have two or three main advertisers that are tightly tied to the show. This was what Ernie Kovacs and shows like that were like!

In the '50s and almost to the end of the '60s TV shows identified their primary sponsors (https://tinyurl.com/2s4322xm). Wasn't until later that the networks & locals sold specific time slots.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)

107 "She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo"

And look what happened to him!

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (vFG9F)

108 "Which is the better business decision? Losing $40 million per year, or profiting $15 million per year?

Are you still with me? This is about to get even more complicated..."

How many fingers do you think I have? who was in the Barrel last? was the jar of fingers down there? I don't want to down there for nothing if it's not down there.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (w/O5Q)

109 Afternoon Ace
Whoopi seems to be stable these days. The blonde next to her was better looking than Joy Behar, not a high bar.
Kimmel on the same network. The holiday party at ABC must be like Fellini meets John Waters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (gQKJe)

110 I liked Carson and Letterman. Funny, good interviews and good music. Now it’s just the same tired ass Trump bashing over and over. He won 3 times. Get over it.

Posted by: Billythesquid at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (XP8Sl)

111 > Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

Remember when Whoopie had no idea what kind of DOCTOR Jill was, and simply assumed she was a "Damn good" medical doctor? Then she decided to assert that, without evidence, on the show?

Bona fide news program!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (mkw2N)

112 Kimmel is looking out for his clapping seals, so he'll hang on for as long as possible.

They could never survive in the wild, having become completely dependent on his pathetic rantings as a source of sustenance and security.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (5yDGQ)

113 105 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)

The comic is even worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

114 102 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]
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Dog bites man.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)

If you're talking about Whoopie Goldberg I ain't biting that

Posted by: Dog at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (3D9D/)

115 113 105 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)

The comic is even worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

=====

Jack Quaid is better on Best of the Worst.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (JQYF1)

116 None of the late night shows, nor South Park, made fun of ANYONE in the Owebama or O'Biden administrations. Not once.
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Trump is Emmanual Goldstein in these people's made up reality.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (+i92M)

117 In the '50s and almost to the end of the '60s TV shows identified their primary sponsors (https://tinyurl.com/2s4322xm). Wasn't until later that the networks & locals sold specific time slots.

being in advertising I really like this. it would promote more creativity and better branding cohesiveness. agencies that didnt' support the actual client would fail and fail badly, and feel immediate pain from it.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (j+aD2)

118 "Which is the better business decision? Losing $40 million per year, or profiting $15 million per year?"

Plus, profit share if Allen reaches a certain profit level.

So, it's +15 as a floor.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (Fi81e)

119 Did Trump break up Whoopi and Ted Danson?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (gQKJe)

120 I'm not watching as hard as I can.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (zBYfp)

121 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)
______

Seems gay as fuck too. Never say it. My brother was kinda a fan. I was like "what's it about?" Then he told me, including some scenes, and I was like "this is homo shit."

Btw I've been told by a few people that I look like Homelander, but I don't see it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

122
I love this "blaze of glory" stuff like there's all kind of stuff he *could* say but can't or won't. We already know what you think douchebag because you never stop telling us.

What would this amazing "blaze of glory" be? That Trump is a super DUPER poopyhead? That he really REALLY wishes Trump would be you know whatted? Guess what? We know, jackbag. You're as transparent as a cum receptacle and less useful.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (eEgwP)

123 If a tree fell on Jimmy Kimmel in the forest, would anybody care?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (UjdFS)

124 Kimmel alone makes $16m a year. If he has the same size staff as ColBERT did, he costs ABC $30 to $50m a year.

There's no way he's profitable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

125 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]
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Dog bites man.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)

If you're talking about Whoopie Goldberg I ain't biting that
Posted by: Dog at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (3D9D/)
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No, I'm saying the headline is Ted Danson had sex with her.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (Fi81e)

126 I love this "blaze of glory" stuff like there's all kind of stuff he *could* say but can't or won't. We already know what you think douchebag because you never stop telling us.

oh I thought he meant it literally

I wouldn't want to be in that audience!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (j+aD2)

127 I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!
- Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

128 Ahem.
Her name is Karen Johnson.

Posted by: Lest we forget at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (zBYfp)

129 "So yeah, that guy got fired for being a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time."

"Hey, *I'm* a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time, too! This whole story is really about ME!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (Ot/FD)

130 Proudly TV-free since 2001.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Since 1977.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (u82oZ)

131 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

I think that was due to a bar bet loss.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (TsnvK)

132 > Btw I've been told by a few people that I look like Homelander, but I don't see it.

A woman once told me I look like Vince Vaughn. She seemed to like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (mkw2N)

133 If you tell a kid like Kimmel they are awesome and perfect all the time, he'll become a smug, self-satisfied little crybaby bitch like Kimmel.

It's a problem in general, but it's 10x worse for boys... most people like Kimmel end up extremely disadvantaged, not rich and powerful like him. Society expects boys to grow into men, not perfumed princes who irritate the living shit out of men.

There's a whole lot of space between being emotionally unavailable to your kid, and kissing his little ass from dawn til dusk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (BI5O2)

134 Bona fide news program!

Interesting fact:
In American English, it's pronounced boh-nuh fyde.
In British English, it's pronounced bone-a fy-dee.

Alternatively, it's Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

135 Kimmel alone makes $16m a year. If he has the same size staff as ColBERT did, he costs ABC $30 to $50m a year.

There's no way he's profitable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Money-laundering or at least a Retarded Useless Leftwing Twat Full Employment Act.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

136 Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (6+ehB)

Did he fly Lolita Air?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (lFFaq)

137 "If a tree fell on Jimmy Kimmel in the forest, would anybody care?
Posted by: wth"

I'd hate to see a good hardwood tree damaged.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (GUOwU)

138 "So yeah, that guy got fired for being a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time."

"Hey, *I'm* a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time, too! This whole story is really about ME!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (Ot/FD)
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Wow. Channeled.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (Fi81e)

139 131 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

Ewwwww on both accounts

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (3D9D/)

140 134 Bona fide news program!

Interesting fact:
In American English, it's pronounced boh-nuh fyde.
In British English, it's pronounced bone-a fy-dee.

Alternatively, it's Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

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Yeah, but you ain't bonafide, so you can't get your wife after prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (JQYF1)

141 Uh oh, no crow updates. Trouble in paradise?

Posted by: far cry at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (wBRco)

142 Kimmel is a fat loser.

No one watches late night. I haven't ever or since Carson and/or that other guy after him that looks like a fat Santa now. Only because I had a baby in arms having a bottle.

If Craig Ferguson was given the slot for Late Night it would have been a success as he was funny like Carson.

Good day to Ace and Morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (WONhk)

143
Off-topic:

This could be okay.

It's by the same guy who made "Who's Next?" and the Godzilla/Kong movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24CYVpQ-LI&t=143s

Looks a bit boss girly though so will probably wait for reviews.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (iJfKG)

144
ah...yeah. It's titled, "Onslaught".

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:58 PM (iJfKG)

145 The only reason Jimmy didn't get kicked out of his gig is because the Screen Actors Guild told Disney to not fire him or they would make Disney's life hell in other areas the Guild works with Disney.

With the advent of AI, the Guild may lose its sword over Disney and Disney will tell them to take a long walk off of a short pier.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 12:58 PM (w3u3d)

146 I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!
- Jimmy Kimmel

Narrator: They do NOT, in fact, like him. If they did, he wouldn't have been cancelled.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

147 We would like to talk to the management about a birdbath.

Posted by: the crows at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (vFG9F)

148 Whoopi said the Holocaust wasn't racial and that Jews don't really have a leg to stand on about it because they're white too and also it was all just "white folk shit" so she doesn't care.

But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)

149 I'm not sure that a late night show with the same leftist talking points, same lame jokes about Trump and/or his supporters, "edgy" discussions about violence, veiled threats, etc. on literally every late night gig on the networks is going to last.

It's the same shit, repackaged, and squeezed out some leftist's mouth night after night.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (jehhT)

150 Jimmy Kimmel talks like he gets bona fide on a regular basis.

And his shit is also all retarded.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (Ot/FD)

151 Uh oh, no crow updates. Trouble in paradise?
Posted by: far cry
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Nevermore

Posted by: The Raven at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

152 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

153 I think we need an unbiased test of Jimmy Kimmel.

We need to have him do his monologues to a field of corn. In another field, close by, play re-runs of Johnny Carson monologues. Both monologues have the audience laughter/laugh tracks stripped. Set up a third field with no sound, and a fourth with Rush (for Doof). See which field has the best results. You know - testing the theory that talking to plants helps them grow.

I suspect the best results would be from playing Johnny, Rush, silence, then Jimmy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (qx7Zg)

154 152 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

And Clarence Thomas ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (3D9D/)

155 152 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

=======

"Blacks are the only minority. All others are white."
-black supremacist fighting for her spot atop the intersectionality stack

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (JQYF1)

156 I have never watched either show and only small bits on YouTube when other content providers had clips in them.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (Q/FnY)

157 Byron Allen was on Carolla yesterday. Henis a fascinating guy with a rags-to-riches life story.

He employs 2,000 people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)

158 WTH? That better not be AI.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vFG9F)
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No, that was a real movie, as I recall...

Never watched it myself, though.

I do have some standards.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (gnNyN)

159 An illegal killed a cop in MA by a wrong way head on collision.

I was reading some MA forums on it and of course I see this gem:

"He is one of the nicest people I've know. He made a simple mistake. If you haven't driven for a living you shouldn't judge"

The guy KILLED someone driving the WRONG way. And MA still wants to coddle the guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

160 Yeah, but you ain't bonafide, so you can't get your wife after prison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (JQYF1)
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Just a grease spot on thr L & N.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 01:02 PM (amcLV)

161 "Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)"

So Springsteen will come on and croak out some lame No Kings type song?

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (GUOwU)

162 "No, that was a real movie, as I recall...

Never watched it myself, though.

I do have some standards.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Well, she's still hanging out with dinosaurs.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (vFG9F)

163 Superhero stuff is always lame. All modern entertainment is, but that's pathologically lame. It's the male side of the same coin as 40 year old women who dress in Disney bullshit. Watching grown people lining up to shell out for this crap is like seeing grown cattle in giant veal crates with neck tethers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (BI5O2)

164 "Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they're together."

Black women always hated interracial couples. Why? For purely selfish reasons of course: Because an available pool of desirable black men would go for white women, leaving the dating pool shallower for black women.

It's only recently that black women have decided to play the same game and try to snatch up desirable white men.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

165 The Boys falls into a category that is everywhere these days: stupid shit being done by people I hate, to other people I hate.

If I want that I’ll just watch the news.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (QDJ2U)

166 "The self-importance of this propaganda hack is really something to behold."
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Applies to all of them, not just Scott Pelley.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (RIvkX)

167 159 An illegal killed a cop in MA by a wrong way head on collision.

I was reading some MA forums on it and of course I see this gem:

"He is one of the nicest people I've know. He made a simple mistake. If you haven't driven for a living you shouldn't judge"

The guy KILLED someone driving the WRONG way. And MA still wants to coddle the guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

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Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

What's past is past.

It's not fair to punish him.

Also, we have to destroy MAGAts for what they allowed to happen but didn't do themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (JQYF1)

168 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

And Clarence Thomas ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (3D9D/)
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Well, he might break up Thomas' marriage, since Thomas is useful, but not hand-picked as part of the Trump camp.

You'd expect his protege would be ready to carry the torch against his suspected hatred of miscegenation.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (Fi81e)

169 Pelley is saying the left fears spouting their cockamamie opinions 24 7? FEARS?! like getting shot in the head or neck afraid. What a dick.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2026 01:05 PM (WB4F/)

170 There’s a little know constitutional amendment that guarantees lifetime employment for anyone with a left wing political show on TV. I think it’s the 29th.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (Tpp9k)

171 I dont cuss much but:
F Jimmy Kimmel
F The View
F 60 minutes
F Colbert

Posted by: Lars at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (kJH1Z)

172 When did companies start emailing you with a "helpful reminder" that they haven't received your payment which isn't due for another week on your account which has never missed a payment?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (ExV1e)

173 Superhero stuff is always lame. All modern entertainment is, but that's pathologically lame.

I just finished Spider Noir on Prime. While I generally detest superhero stuff, this one was different enough that it was kind of entertaining. I don't know what they were smoking when they came up with a mashup of film noir and superheroes, with Nick Cage as the protagonist, but I want some of it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

174 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

I do not care what man a woman wants to pair up with, or what woman a man wants to pair up with.

This is not the same issue as gay "marriage".

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

175 Whoopi said the Holocaust wasn't racial and that Jews don't really have a leg to stand on about it because they're white too and also it was all just "white folk shit" so she doesn't care.

--

I say to Whoopsie that slavery wasn't racial, and that blacks don't really have a leg to stand on about it because all races were slaves at some point.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (qBdHI)

176 ABC and Kimmel's real ratings problem is Gutfeld on Fox.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (w3u3d)

177 >>Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

>What's past is past.

>It's not fair to punish him.

I mean...it's not like he stole 200k worth of LEGOs.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (P0D9r)

178 You'd expect his protege would be ready to carry the torch against his suspected hatred of miscegenation.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (Fi81e)
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Man, sometimes I change wording midsentence and it's just awkward. This just booted the ball.

"...carry the torch against miscegenation, given his suspected hatred."

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Fi81e)

179 Theodore Rex - I’ve forgotten how bad some movies can get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 01:08 PM (QDJ2U)

180 161 "Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)"

So Springsteen will come on and croak out some lame No Kings type song?
Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (GUOwU)

End like Colbert? Like a wet fart drowned out by the thunder of an audience full of clapping seals?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2026 01:08 PM (WB4F/)

181 The left is obsessed ~~with interracial marriage~~.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

182 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2026 01:05 PM (WB4F/)

DARVO

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (eEgwP)

183 If CBS were losing $40mm/yr on Colbert's show, why did it take so long to pull the plug?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rJ48h)

184 I dont cuss much but:
F Jimmy Kimmel
F The View
F 60 minutes
F Colbert
Posted by: Lars at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (kJH1Z)

Warranted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

185 We would like to talk to the management about a birdbath.
Posted by: the crows
.......

Do you promise not to poop in it?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

186 Johnny Carson had 10-17 million viewers per night -- "only" 12 million per night in his last years.

Jimmy Kimmel's ratings range between 1.7 million and 2.2 million.

—

And then adjust this for population. 12 Million in the late 80s and early 90s would equate to about 17 million today.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (Tpp9k)

187 I say to Whoopsie that slavery wasn't racial, and that blacks don't really have a leg to stand on about it because all races were slaves at some point.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (qBdHI)
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And it depends on how into claiming Egypt she is. Because, Egypt had eternal slaves.

Christian slave masters can't even equal that. American "Christian" masters did not kill their slaves to serve them in Heaven. Any compromise they made was on this side of the grave, not the other.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

188 OT, Bernie - how exactly would this little plan work?

James Wang

@draecomino
·
8h
Why is there always such passion for redistributing things created but zero passion for creating things in the first place??

Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)

189 I suppose that Kimmel can now use the Byron Allen model, buy the time himself and take the entrepreneurial risk that no one will watch it?

Oh, no - he's a Class A Citizen (Leftist) and therefore if his cocksuckery is not subsidized by everyone else on the PUBLIC AIRWAVES he's being censored.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (ssz2a)

190 i think Kimmel is mad he didn't get to tongue kiss Peedro Pascal like Colbert did. Sorry Jimmy; Peedro would rather f*ck that stupid green puppet than your ugly fat mug.

Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (6+ehB)

191 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

What if I told you that the left is obsessed with the destruction of whites?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)

192 I don't know what they were smoking when they came up with a mashup of film noir and superheroes, with Nick Cage as the protagonist, but I want some of it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)
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IIRC, it's a comic run first.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)

193 God save us from effeminate, histrionic men.

We will. It is our duty as avatars of Modern Masculinity.

Never forget, we're here for you!

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg, and Mr. Talarico at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (0sNs1)

194 183 If CBS were losing $40mm/yr on Colbert's show, why did it take so long to pull the plug?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rJ48h)

Here let us explain.

Posted by: Underpants gnomes at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (WB4F/)

195 Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

-
Ted Bundy was a swell guy 99% of the time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (ndZc7)

196 Yeah, I forgot about that Whoopi thing. How stupid and parochial. She thinks because American bigotry's most prominent feature was based on skin color and she has black skin, that's how it works.

Wrong, bitch. Crack a book. From Pompey Strabo razing Picenum to the Hutus and the Tutsis, bigotry has almost always arisen between people who look *just like each other,* including the most violent spasms of bloody-minded bigotry.

The reason for that is immediately obvious if you give it even two seconds of thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (BI5O2)

197 It's a very scary time to be a leftist. You have to keep all your opinions to yourself, pretend to support the president, etc.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:13 PM (eEgwP)

198 183 If CBS were losing $40mm/yr on Colbert's show, why did it take so long to pull the plug?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rJ48h)

Colbert had a contract that ran through May 2026. CBS didn't renew his contract or offered him one so embarrassing he couldn't take it. Besides, the new owners are not afraid of the Guild like Disney.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 01:13 PM (w3u3d)

199 Was Kimmel a libshit when he was doing Ben Stein's Money and the The Man Show? Or did he sustain a head injury at some point?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XvL8K)

200 I care so little about late night (or any time slot) TV I have no idea who Byron Alllen is, nor did I know he replaced Colbert until just now.

And no I’m not some recluse or anything. It’s just over the air TV hasn’t been a part of my life for over a decade. It’s all garbage, full of ads and generally retarded. It’s a relic of a bygone era.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (Tpp9k)

201 195 Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

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Ted Bundy was a swell guy 99% of the time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (ndZc7)

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Prison is a backwards, dead end, reactionary system that only perpetuates stigmas and corrupt social structures.

Prison should not exist.

Except for Trump. He should be in prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (JQYF1)

202 Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
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14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
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What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

203 Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders ·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, and Congress isn't a grift factory.

Supposedly we already control Congress.

So, how's that working for us?

This is Bernie's shot at his next house.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (Fi81e)

204 @BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.
......

So we're all going to lose our shirts?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

205 When did companies start emailing you with a "helpful reminder" that they haven't received your payment which isn't due for another week on your account which has never missed a payment?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (ExV1e)

Or when you paid it a week earlier.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (1Ff7Z)

206 I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

I can't wait for Bernie to unionize the CPUs

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

207 and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)

OLIGOCKY!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:15 PM (eEgwP)

208 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

—

Are you saying the real world isn’t all mixed race families like in the movies and commercials?

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:15 PM (Tpp9k)

209
204 @BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.
......

So we're all going to lose our shirts?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

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AI is a massive bubble, the real costs being hidden from consumers (look up what just happened to GitHub over the last 2 days), so the effect of this policy would be so socialize the losses coming, protecting the current elite from the losses they're destined to face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (JQYF1)

210 "No, that was a real movie, as I recall...

Never watched it myself, though.

I do have some standards.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Good taste can be a burden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)

211 Prison is a backwards, dead end, reactionary system that only perpetuates stigmas and corrupt social structures.

Prison should not exist.

Except for Trump. He should be in prison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (JQYF1)
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I had to look to see that you were not the reddit liaison guy.

Defund the cops--'cept the ones that go to arrest Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

212 He has a Disney contract through 2027.

I think his neverending drama is hoping to get the supporters of his legendary house band, The Roots, to keep the show afloat.

I couldn't care less if he and his became sharecroppers in the future. The Roots would continue to be spectacular without him.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (NFX2v)

213 Was Kimmel a libshit when he was doing Ben Stein's Money and the The Man Show? Or did he sustain a head injury at some point?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XvL8K)

He's paid handsomely to be told the thoughts he has.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

214 211 ---
I had to look to see that you were not the reddit liaison guy.

Defund the cops--'cept the ones that go to arrest Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

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And the ones who are going to take all the guns from the people who own them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (JQYF1)

215 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)
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Don't sweat the details, bro.

They just write it off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (RIvkX)

216 esides, the new owners are not afraid of the Guild like Disney.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 01:13 PM

They should be. The spice must flow!

Posted by: Navigator's Guild at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (0sNs1)

217 I can't wait for Bernie to unionize the CPUs
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

You mean de-ionize?

...

wait....

huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Ot/FD)

218 Byron Allen might not be a great host, comedian or actor. But, the guy has intelligence. He was flailing in his public career, so he started his own media company and became a billionaire.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (dIske)

219 Prison is a backwards, dead end, reactionary system that only perpetuates stigmas and corrupt social structures.

I'd like to see Trump and co suggest housing violent felons in open institutions they can leave located in the toniest neighborhoods in CA, MA, IL, and NY

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

220 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)
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I think he's gone full retard.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (kX27y)

221 What will become of clapping seals? They are losing their natural habitat at an alarming rate.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (5yDGQ)

222 Oh cool govt owning the means of production. I can’t see a possible thing going wrong. Bernie is super smart.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Tpp9k)

223 @BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
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What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

Old man yells at clouds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

224 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?

Bernie and his friends get to take 50% of the stock in America's wealthiest companies.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

225
Saw "Backrooms.

It's pretty good.

You can't say much about it, cuz not much happens so it would all be spoilers.

Basically, a guy sick of his life falls through a wall in the basement of his furniture store and lands in another that's essentially one big office building with weird accoutrements.

The movie just wants to creep you out and manages a slow burn build-up.

There's no real explanation though you kinda get the what? of what's happening and kinda get the why? of what's happening, but you need to pay attention to the dialogue as well as the visuals.

By the third act I started looking at my watch, so it just barely held my attention toward the end.

I liked it. Didn't love it.

Some people think the ending scene was a dud. But, I didn't. It sorta explained things and shifted my opinion to the positive side.

So...if you can only see one horror movie this Summer, go see "Obsession".

If you can see two, this one's alright but if you wait till it streams at home I don't think you'll lose anything, and-

BONUS! You can stop it and go make a BLT if you get bored.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (iJfKG)

226 Byron Allen told a story about he was hired to write jokes for Jimmie JJ Walker in 1975, when he was 14, and met Jay Leno and David Letterman who were also writing jokes for Walker before any of them was famous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

227 I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.
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Supposedly, because of "Capitalism" and private property, we don't even have a say in our own government if people can buy significantly more air time and candidates' favor.

How's a 50% share by a political body going to do anything against that?

You don't have all of us fooled, you sham.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (Fi81e)

228 OLIGOCKY!
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:15 PM

There'll be no OLIGLOCKY in Maryland now, thanks to me!

Posted by: Wes Moore (D-MD) at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (0sNs1)

229 He's paid handsomely to be told the thoughts he has.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Some are defiled by what goes into their mouth. Some are defiled by what goes out of their mouth.

Some are both.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (Ot/FD)

230 "The View" holds one of several exemptions from the rule, what's known as the "bona fide news interview" exemption."

"Bona fide news" exemption, my arse. It should have an exemption because it's clearly not news, it's propaganda, says so right in the title, it's THE view, there is only one view (and color-coded variations thereon). Everyone knows it, even the clapping monkeys and hopeless retards watching at home. They know, somewhere in their lizard brains, they know that it's all bullshit.

Posted by: AMartel at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (otvi3)

231 Did you note how the Left went from there something wrong with your character if you DON'T like the President (Obama) to there's something wrong with your character if you DO like the President (Trump).

Neat trick. And note their own character is never in question.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (eEgwP)

232 Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

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Ted Bundy was a swell guy 99% of the time!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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"Ted Kaczynski a merit scholarship finalist from at his high school. Kaczynski attended Evergreen Park Community High School, where he excelled academically. He played the trombone in the marching band and was a member of the mathematics, biology, coin, and German clubs"

So, just a nice guy, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

233 The Roots are overrated.

Surefire Soul Ensemble, Budos Band, Ghost Funk Orchestra, Jungle Fire, Orgone, Ikebe Shakedown, Black Market Brass...

ALL are better than The Roots.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (P0D9r)

234 I would watch Craig Ferguson. And I don't watch late night.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (n5tGW)

235 If only there was a way the government could subsidize his show.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (IifOV)

236 "Because an available pool of desirable black men would go for white women, leaving the dating pool shallower for black women."

Where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (AKXRu)

237 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Well, John Dillinger took public ownership of bank money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

238 Yeah, I saw Allen on the Carolla show. He doesn't need the money, lol.

I liked his story about keeping his late night show on the air in local markets for decades, purely to spite the ABC executives who pissed in his punchbowl as a young man. How the worm has turned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

239 Old man yells at clouds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
.......

Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

240 The comics on the Byron Allen show couldn't be more leashed.

Posted by: Norm Macdonald at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (mxEar)

241 Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)
______

The fact that Bernie specifically called out "AI companies" for this wet-fart idea is indicative of how dumb and low-information his audience is.

If you're gonna give taxpayers a piece of any industry, then AI would not be it. The "AI companies" are insanely overvalued and mostly vaporware hype. It's just that Bernie's audience is stupid and only knows buzzwords from the media.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

242 To the point, re Bernie:

Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
·
5h
Commie bastard crackpot

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (kX27y)

243 >>Byron Allen told a story about he was hired to write jokes for Jimmie JJ Walker in 1975, when he was 14, and met Jay Leno and David Letterman who were also writing jokes for Walker before any of them was famous.

Byron Allen is an asshat.

He tried suing a local Country Club in Westchester Co. because they would not invite him to join. Because his new home wasn't located close enough to the Club.

But, he claimed it was Muh Racisms that kept him out.

He's a real piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (P0D9r)

244 Where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (AKXRu)
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Up yours, ....

Posted by: The Crotchety Old Bat at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)

245 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

It plays better politically than saying that you'll ensure that every AI company leaves the US.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (ExV1e)

246 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

It means the government is short on trillions to loot

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (eEgwP)

247 Old man yells at clouds.
Posted by: Sponge
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I think that I am actually embracing the role of grumpy old man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)

248 "... he was hired to write jokes for Jimmie JJ Walker in 1975..."

Dyn-O-Mite!

Posted by: Good Times at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (AKXRu)

249 You know that bubble-ish industry that's barely getting off the ground and having a hard time proving any kind of real profitability?

We should yoke the entire public fisc to half of it!

Fuck's aches, is there a single facet of human endeavor these bastarding parasites won't try to scam a buck out of?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Ot/FD)

250 He played the trombone in the marching band and was a member of the mathematics, biology, coin, and German clubsPosted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM

Never trust someone who wasn't in the A/V Club.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (0sNs1)

251 Up yours, ....

Posted by: The Crotchety Old Bat at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)

Make 7!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

252 The comics on the Byron Allen show couldn't be more leashed.

Posted by: Norm Macdonald at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (mxEar)
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You're probably more likely to hear an actual joke on that show than the Colbert show.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)

253
It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (AKXRu)

254
I think that I am actually embracing the role of grumpy old man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)

I WAS referring to Crackpot Bernie, but if you choose to try that shoe on......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

255 OLIGOCKY!
Posted by: ...
......

lol
Fuckin' Bernie.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (UjdFS)

256 We should yoke the entire public fisc to half of it!

Fuck's aches, is there a single facet of human endeavor these bastarding parasites won't try to scam a buck out of?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM

Negative, Ghost Rider.

Posted by: The Tower at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (0sNs1)

257 He's a real piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (P0D9r)

Sure, of course. You don't get to his level in the legacy media unless you're an obligate asshole and Marxist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (BI5O2)

258 Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

He looks like lightning rubbed a party balloon against its ass and slapped the old dickhead silly with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Ot/FD)

259 My opinion is the Left are boner excited about the surveillance state possibilities that come with AI and are trying to stake out the "popular" anti-AI side before Republicans (who are also excited about the surveillance, but it's less a boner and more cuck in the closet excited) do.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (eEgwP)

260 >>>Jimmy Kimmel is doing what weak manipulative narcissists do, and whining that people should pay attention to him and pity him.

Cry more, bitch tits.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (dK+Kv)

261 Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

Combs his hair with a balloon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (PSEDc)

262 50% means they can tell the "oligarchs" (who built the company) how they can participate with government on spreading ticks and the beef allergy to save the planet.

AI: "Hey roll around shirtless in tall grass! You ever thought of that!"

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Fi81e)

263 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Good.

Go for it.

Nationalize MonsterTech.

See if I give a shit about a gigantic, parasitic institutions biting chunks out of each other. None of them have anything but contempt for me, so I just root for injuries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (BI5O2)

265 Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

Combs his hair with a balloon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM

I can help. Call me.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL) at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (0sNs1)

266 Oligarchy, rhymes with hockey.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (Fi81e)

267 Coming to America?

South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store

https://tinyurl.com/2p9zhkuc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (ndZc7)

268 YOU get a data center and YOU get a data center and YOU get a data center.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (Cqx++)

269 WTH was wrong with Ted Danson? Oy!

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (BW+Gb)

270
Byron Allen is an asshat.

He tried suing a local Country Club in Westchester Co. because they would not invite him to join. Because his new home wasn't located close enough to the Club.

But, he claimed it was Muh Racisms that kept him out.

Victor Mature was blackballed from joining a country club on the grounds he was an actor. He exclaimed, "I'm not an actor and I have 65 films to prove it."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (O0L8i)

271 188. This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
Posted by: beckster

Language. It IS control. It DOES limit competition. It WILL BE an AI oligarchy

Fall in line politically or your family is out of the Working Families/civil societies giveaways & decent educational opportunities.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (NFX2v)

272 The bears in Japan are REALLY out of control!

https://tinyurl.com/3pzhrpxh

Check the video at the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (ndZc7)

273 Screw them all!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (5dcd1)

274 Bernie is an old school, senile commie. What's AOC's excuse?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (D1E+2)

The Morning Rant

The current "negotiations" between The United States of America and the fundamentalists in charge of Iran are a thinly veiled joke. These are not two combatants roughly equal who have decided to work out their differences across a table rather than across a battlefield. This is the world's superpower offering a lifeline to a country whose armed forces and hierarchy have been thoroughly degraded by a month of hi-tech destruction that wasn't even an all-out effort. Iran's military-industrial base has been largely destroyed. They can no longer build missiles in any quantity, and their launchers are a prime target for American air power. They have to import Iraqi thugs to control the populace, and they are rapidly running out of money, and storage space for their oil.

However...The talks are progressing on a typical trajectory that has been successful for the past 47 years...ever since the Iranian revolution of 1979. And that trajectory is delay, obfuscation, manipulation of world media, and of course the outright lies that Iran has any interest in peace, or entry into the world of civilized nations. The seemingly petulant outburst from Iran a few days ago, ending the most recent discussions and laying out many new demands is part and parcel of this never-ending cycle.

But they are emboldened by their 1,400 year old history of Islamic Taqqiya, combined with their Persian sense of superiority and conviction that they are simply smarter and tougher and more clever than America. Of course it worked for many years!

President Trump is inordinately proud of his ability to make deals, and while he has had tremendous success both domestically and with foreign affairs, the IRGC and the Mullahs have no internal flexibility. They have one purpose, and that is survival to return to their typical ways, and their one goal, which is the destruction of Israel, the destruction of the West, the destruction of America, and the ushering in of a world-wide Caliphate. It is binary, and they have no interest in anything else.

Here is someone who understands that, and who is not fooled by the manipulations:

You cannot make a deal with a regime that uses lies as a strategic weapon

In 1979, Ayatollah Khomeini came to power on a wave of promises. Many Iranians, including university students and idealists of every stripe, believed him. They could not yet see the true nature of what they were welcoming. It did not take long. The bloodshed began almost immediately. Hundreds of thousands of Iranians who dared to protest were killed. I grew up in the shadow of that reality, and eventually I became one of its targets, imprisoned and sentenced to death for the crime of following Jesus.
What I learned inside those prison walls is the same thing the world keeps refusing to learn outside them: this regime does not negotiate in good faith. It negotiates for survival. Lying – taqiyya – is its religiously sanctioned strategic weapon.
Western leaders consistently make the same mistake. They look at Iran and see a government with factions, “reformists” and hardliners. They conclude that the “reformists” represent a genuine alternative. They do not. The “reformist” and hardliner structure is a performance, a deliberate good cop, bad cop strategy designed to give Westerners the illusion that progress is possible if only the right faction gains influence. In fact, both serve the same system and would sacrifice each other in an instant to preserve it.

If President Trump sticks to his remarkably consistent statements that Iran cannot become a nuclear power, or even build one nuclear device, then the only way to ensure that is a renewed military campaign that drives the IRGC and the Mullahs out of Iran, or simply destroys them.

Certainly we cannot count on the people of Iran to drive the IRGC out. 47 years of a comprehensive surveillance state combined with the brutality of the regime has made that a difficult proposition at best. But if a renewed military effort increased the pressure on the IRGC while further degrading their ability to disrupt shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, then perhaps a general uprising is possible -- not probable though.

The surest bet is the destruction of the IRGC, and that will take time. The question is: Does President Trump have the political capital to see it through to the end, and does the American body politic have the fortitude to handle high energy prices until the IRGC is no more?

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM

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1 Yeehaw!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 11:00 AM (X8xt3)

2 Agree with post's sentiment, but it's a long row to hoe.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 02, 2026 11:01 AM (sl73Y)

3 >>The surest bet is the destruction of the IRGC, and that will take time. The question is: Does President Trump have the political capital to see it through to the end, and does the American body politic have the fortitude to handle high energy prices until the IRGC is no more?

I get it, Iran has been waging war against us fir a half century. But also? I am so d@mn tired of us being at war in the ME. I have no idea what the solution is. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (X8xt3)

4 11111?!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (ZVgZ4)

5 No, it was 4th.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 11:03 AM (ZVgZ4)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

7 You can't make deals with a nation full of people who believe in their demonic prophet who told them that lying and betraying were laudable and would be rewarded.

They will keep to the deal exactly as long as they are in danger of dying if the don't and no longer.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 11:04 AM (N1tpc)

8 Somewhat related:

@StateDept
SECRETARY RUBIO: "I also want to remind everybody that the United States government is not a charity. We are not here to play social worker, we are here to win."

Exactly. Focus on handling enemy states, as Trump is doing with Venezuela, Cuba, China and Iran.
Stopping the billions upon billions in "foreign aid" that is anything but. Fix your own problems, we're busy #WINNING where e absolutely need to.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 11:04 AM (X8xt3)

9 I saw we airdrop Malcolm Nance into Teheran to fix the issue.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:05 AM (0256r)

10 Were I in a position of power, the ONLY solution to Iran would be that they elect a leadership that drops the "islhamic republic" from the country's name.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Taqiya isn't generally Islamic; it's Shi'ite.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:06 AM (E6ouU)

12 If you don't mind reading subtitled Japanese, there's a channel on YouTube called PsyOpAnime that has the news of the last 6 months reported in the form of a 90's anime. It's AI generated, but very well done. People from Iran said in comments that the section he did on the slaughter of protesters was very accurate.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 11:06 AM (lFFaq)

13 The surest bet is the destruction of the IRGC, and that will take time. The question is: Does President Trump have the political capital to see it through to the end, and does the American body politic have the fortitude to handle high energy prices until the IRGC is no more?

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His political capital is built on gas prices, it seems.

And they've started their way down as the combination of demand destruction (happening genuinely everywhere, but in particular in Africa and China) and the rerouting of tankers (going around Africa is now standard) is having the overall effect of calming things down.

Our exports have actually decreased over the last few weeks. Venezuela is exporting like 3x as much as it had been under Maduro.

We're going to have an oversupply soon.

And, in addition, UAE both leaving OPEC and building a pipeline to bypass the strait completely (should be finished early 2027) are making the strait and Iran's "grip" on the global economy worthless...all while they get poorer everyday from lost import/export income and out of control inflation.

Trump can wait a whole lot longer than Iran can.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 11:07 AM (JQYF1)

14 Too much time has lapsed since we ceased active bombing of Iran. We supposedly severely damaged their military infrastructure yet we seem to be letting them drive negotiations.

Aren't we the victors? Doesn't that mean we dictate terms? Iran certainly has a voice and can choose yea or nay to the terms. One brings an end to hostilities, the other more hell from the skies.

Time to light the fires.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2026 11:07 AM (N39Ws)

15 And that trajectory is delay, obfuscation, manipulation of world media,
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Which is jaw-droppingly easy for muzzies from the 7th century.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:08 AM (Fi81e)

16 It’s been pointed out to me recently that the glass is always full.
It’s half full of water. The other half is full of air.

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 11:08 AM (RHGPo)

17 The solution will require patience, the willingness to use our full might and the ability to endure the PR fallout (!) from inevitable collateral damage within Iran.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 11:08 AM (TezPK)

18 Taqiya isn't generally Islamic; it's Shi'ite.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:06 AM (E6ouU)

What about the six *other* forms of lying that are okayed by islam as long as it's for a good cause?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 11:08 AM (lFFaq)

19 Taqiya isn't generally Islamic; it's Shi'ite.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:06 AM (E6ouU)

A sect of the same barbaric 7th century death cult.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

20 14 Too much time has lapsed since we ceased active bombing of Iran. We supposedly severely damaged their military infrastructure yet we seem to be letting them drive negotiations.

Aren't we the victors? Doesn't that mean we dictate terms? Iran certainly has a voice and can choose yea or nay to the terms. One brings an end to hostilities, the other more hell from the skies.

Time to light the fires.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2026 11:07 AM (N39Ws)

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The negotiations are theater for political audiences on both sides of the conflict.

They have been meaningless since day one.

The point now is to starve Iran and the IRGC. Turn them into Afghanistan while reorientating the energy world towards us. That's the point overall. We can wait them out until they give up the nuclear material in 3 years, all while the world buys more energy from us and our proxies (like Venezuela, now).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 11:09 AM (JQYF1)

21 And, in addition, UAE both leaving OPEC and building a pipeline to bypass the strait completely (should be finished early 2027) are making the strait and Iran's "grip" on the global economy worthless...all while they get poorer everyday from lost import/export income and out of control inflation.

Trump can wait a whole lot longer than Iran can.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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I want to believe . . . but is there a difference between a vulnerable water passage and a highly visible, highly vulnerable pipeline?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 11:10 AM (PrAPU)

22 I'm just a peon typing on a blog on my phone so all this is way above my pay grade but I can't think of any valid reason why we would stop our military action so suddenly. IMO it's why we are in the position we are today which is tenuous. But again I'm just a peon with a phone.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:10 AM (WNOcj)

23 Giving them a choice is legitimizing them.

"Negotiations" should be no more than:

"Do you accept unconditional surrender?
No?
OK, we'll be back next month."
Each time, show them a list of 100 targets that will be destroyed in 24 hours; their personal homes, their families, their mosques.
Repeat until "yes."

That it, no talking, no negotiation, nothing.
Ignore their cries.
Ignore their pleas.
Let them suffer.
Let them die.
Until they cry "yes."

Trump doesn't want boots on the ground. Fine.
But that doesn't mean we should allow the insane religious fanatics--who believe their god will save them even as they are surrounded by bodies--a choice.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 11:10 AM (73/SM)

24 I get it, Iran has been waging war against us fir a half century. But also? I am so d@mn tired of us being at war in the ME. I have no idea what the solution is. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (X8xt3)

So long as oil is the lifeblood of civilization, we're going to be involved in the middle east.

(AND, as long as Islam is a conquering totalitarian ideology, we can't just "live and let live" because they won't.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 11:10 AM (N1tpc)

25 there's an interesting detail about how Kamala Harris influenced Joe’s decision on an endorsement when he dropped out.

... eventually the Democrats will figure out that this was all based on Dementia Joe being pushed aside, so he decided to make them sorry.

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 11:11 AM (RHGPo)

26 Iran wanted to get a bomb to threaten the middle east (Israel). Launching one at us would be suicide. But it saber rattled and hollered the US was the great satan. How long do you accept someone's threats before you take preventative action? 47 years? Well, we just did. We said "meet you after school..." Iran showed up, we pushed em down, they're still talking sh*t but are still laying on the ground. So, now what? You tell me.

Of course any deal is worthless from Iran which is why we need the "dust" for us. Hormuz sounds like Europe's problem.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 02, 2026 11:11 AM (BW+Gb)

27 21 I want to believe . . . but is there a difference between a vulnerable water passage and a highly visible, highly vulnerable pipeline?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 11:10 AM (PrAPU)

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Saudi Arabia is already using a pre-existing pipeline to move 7 million barrels of oil a day. More than half of the pre-existing oil out of the strait was redirected in days.

Not hit in months since the start of the conflict.

And you can fix pipelines a whole lot faster than you can convince Indian tanker captains that IRGC thugs on speed boats firing AK-47s in the air aren't actual threats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 11:12 AM (JQYF1)

28 The current "negotiations" between The United States of America and the fundamentalists in charge of Iran are a thinly veiled joke.

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Yep. WTF, Donald? It's like every day is retarded Groundhog Day.

Make Green Glass Great Again and Get This Shit Done and Over!

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:13 AM (Na5xP)

29 President Trump knows how to use his enemy's strength against him. This is a standard and very effective physical fighting technique, and works equally if not better in the realms of more emotional or mental battle.

Anything you insist on can become your undoing against a prepared and willing enemy.

Think of how conservatives ultimately desire an ordered society, so the Left uses that against us by simultaneously demanding the very same order and destroying it.

I would imagine - only a guess - Trump is using the eternal islamist will to undermine, lie and destroy against them. Watching someone cut each limb off, thinking they are trading limb for limb, only for them to eventually look down and realize they are armless and legless and Trump is actually fine. That's the outline of what I can see happening. I'm not saying it's the whole thing or that this will end perfectly but I know how Trump works and that's at least the sort of thing he would do against this type of enemy.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:13 AM (eEgwP)

30 You can't make deals with a nation full of people who believe in their demonic prophet who told them that lying and betraying were laudable and would be rewarded.

They will keep to the deal exactly as long as they are in danger of dying if the don't and no longer.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 11:04 AM (N1tpc)
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Yup. Exactly what got us into the Crusade and even the Barbary Pirates, which we tried to strike a deal with.

Pre-crusades, the Vatican kept paying Muzzies for safe passage for pilgrims to the Holy Land. (Land the Muzzies had seized over 100s of years, mind you). They kept kidnapping pilgrims and either holding them for ransom of converting them to slaves.

We finally had to kick Tripoli's ass because Muzzies simply do not feel that any agreement made to an "infidel" is required to be observed. And their Imams told them that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:13 AM (Fi81e)

31 High energy prices? I just bought gas for $3.41 / gal.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 11:14 AM (qFwJc)

32 Aren't we the victors?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2026 11:07 AM (N39Ws)
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I answered that question earlier with another question:

If the US has the upper hand, why has Trump restrained Israel from continuing to pummel Hizballah? If Trump is "winning," you would think that would just apply more pressure on Iran to capitulate.

Something is wrong.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 11:14 AM (3UbC6)

33 Watching someone cut each limb off, thinking they are trading limb for limb, only for them to eventually look down and realize they are armless and legless and Trump is actually fine. That's the outline of what I can see happening. I'm not saying it's the whole thing or that this will end perfectly but I know how Trump works and that's at least the sort of thing he would do against this type of enemy.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:13 AM (eEgwP)

A MERE SCRATCH!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:13 AM (eEgwP)
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Nice post!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:14 AM (Fi81e)

35 What Iran needs is another khan to come down from the steppes again and rule for a few hundred years.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 11:15 AM (73/SM)

36 Taqiya isn't generally Islamic; it's Shi'ite.
Posted by: gKWVE

Mudarat is the Sunni (arab) version. Same difference.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 11:16 AM (diia5)

37 16 It’s been pointed out to me recently that the glass is always full.
It’s half full of water. The other half is full of air.
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 11:08 AM (RHGPo)

When I was a kid I used to read my father's readers digest. They had a section 'Things Kids Say' . They would give you $50 if you submitted something they used. I thought I'd make something up and submit and get $50 and be rich!

My entry

Father explaining the saying: Is the glass half full or half empty ?

Son: Depends. Are you filling it up or pouring it out?

Readers Digest apparently didn't know genius when they saw it. I remained poor.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:16 AM (WNOcj)

38 Ben Rhodes
@brhodes
Why is it controversial for Zohran to skip a parade bc of his principles but not for Democratic politicians to march with a fascist bigot like Smotrich?

.. how on God's good Earth did Ben Rhodes ever get appointed to the board of the Holocaust Museum after Obama

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 11:17 AM (RHGPo)

39 I am so d@mn tired of us being at war in the ME. I have no idea what the solution is. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (X8xt3)

I think Trump's perspective is wise. No "Nation Building" except on somebody else's dime.

Knocking the snot out of the IRGC/Mullah evil is an inherently good thing that will pay dividends for many years to come.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:17 AM (iERP6)

40 "renewed military campaign that drives the IRGC and the Mullahs out of Iran, or simply destroys them"

This almost certainly doesn't happen without 100k boots on the ground and twenty years of occupation.

The retards were throwing a fit over 60 days of an air war.

A few months of negotiations seem quite prudent in comparison.

Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 11:18 AM (i8HNq)

41 I'm just a peon with a phone.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:10 AM (WNOcj)

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This makes me think of David Lee Roth's great cover of Louis Armstrong's "I'm just a Gigolo" -- which I heard on the radio yesterday for the first time since like 40 years ago.

That was a YUGE HIT back in the day on MTV ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:19 AM (Na5xP)

42 Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 11:18 AM (i8HNq)

We stopped the campaign after 39 days.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:20 AM (WNOcj)

43 IMHO, Trump doesn't want to destroy the bridges and power plants because it would hurt the civilians.

The Blockade is working. China is sending tankers to Alaska to buy oil.

I agree that the IRGC has to go, to hell.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 11:20 AM (qFwJc)

44 Taqiya isn't generally Islamic; it's Shi'ite.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:06 AM (E6ouU)

It is in fact Islamic, but the Shia Muslims needed it far more because they were and are a minority.

And...Arabs in general lie, and Persians have elevated that to an art.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:21 AM (iERP6)

45 Nice post!
Posted by: Axeman

Thanks! I like it.
-- the turtle

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

46 We said "meet you after school..." Iran showed up, we pushed em down, they're still talking sh*t but are still laying on the ground. So, now what? You tell me.

...
Posted by: actually inside the beltway

Keep booting them in the rear til they give up the U-235 lunch special.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2026 11:21 AM (FhXTo)

47 I am so d@mn tired of us being at war in the ME. I have no idea what the solution is. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (X8xt3)
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Zachariah 12:2: “Behold, I am about to make Jerusalem a cup of staggering to all the surrounding peoples.”

Some people (me) believe that even though modern-day Israel might not be the primary referent, it's kind of on that subject.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:21 AM (Fi81e)

48 36 Taqiya isn't generally Islamic; it's Shi'ite.
Posted by: gKWVE

It's Taqiya Tuesday!

Posted by: Your friendly local Imam at June 02, 2026 11:21 AM (0256r)

49 Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 11:18 AM (i8HNq)

Do they have to be *our* boots though? Then again, I can see why we don't want the Arab countries that have joined on our side to be the boots in question. We don't want the civilians roughed up any more than as absolutely unavoidable, and I suspect the Arabs would be extremely brutal to everyone there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 11:21 AM (lFFaq)

50 And...Arabs in general lie, and Persians have elevated that to an art.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Persians lie? You mean like a rug?

~ Shecky Clinton

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 11:23 AM (TezPK)

51 This almost certainly doesn't happen without 100k boots on the ground and twenty years of occupation.

Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 11:18 AM (i8HNq)

That is completely unacceptable. But...a slower air and naval war that gradually degrades the IRGC/Mullahs can work. But it will take a while.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:23 AM (iERP6)

52 22 I'm just a peon typing on a blog on my phone so all this is way above my pay grade but I can't think of any valid reason why we would stop our military action so suddenly. IMO it's why we are in the position we are today which is tenuous. But again I'm just a peon with a phone.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:10 AM (WNOcj)
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One possibility: Logistics. Manufacturing and restocking munitions. Resting and training the military.

The goal of "taqiyya" is basically going "nice doggy" while reaching for a stick. In the case of Islam, calling for peace, then braining someone with the stick once the opponent thinks peace is there. Except they had no stick at the time, so the peace talks were just to give time to find that nice braining stick.

However, Islam isn't the only one that can do that. Difference is, we still have plenty of those 'sticks', a manufacturing base to build more, and the ships to move them back into position.

At least, that's what I'm hoping was done over the past few months of cease fire. I trust Hegseth on this more than the 6-star crossdressing commisars of the Biden administration that somehow hung around.

Posted by: Another Anon at June 02, 2026 11:23 AM (4h45B)

53 unfortunately, while its certainly true that the longer these negotiations go, the further the iranian economy collapses, the IRGC does not seem to care. it appears that they are perfectly willing to pursue a slow suicidal defeat if it means they can cause a lot of economic pain across the globe, and in a couple of months, the energy bill is going to come due.

i am afraid that trump has overestimated either the reserve oil capacity across the globe or the credibility of the IGRC; that they were able to draw out the conflict this long is inevitably going to cause severe energy-price pain this summer.

Posted by: pH at June 02, 2026 11:23 AM (J9hPc)

54 America and Israel should be hunting down and killing every IRGC scumbag they can find.
At the same time we should be sending arms to the Iranian people.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 02, 2026 11:23 AM (FhDzh)

55 Do they have to be *our* boots though? Then again, I can see why we don't want the Arab countries that have joined on our side to be the boots in question. We don't want the civilians roughed up any more than as absolutely unavoidable, and I suspect the Arabs would be extremely brutal to everyone there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 11:21 AM (lFFaq)
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It would still be a clever way to outsource boots on the ground. Plus, Iran would definitely be at the Finding Out phase.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:24 AM (Fi81e)

56 Of the 90-odd million Iranians, probably 70-75M vehemently oppose the theocratic regime that has murdered them by the thousands.
But, there's around 8-10M of the Iranian public that supports the Mullah's, the IRGC and the "Death to Israel, Death to America" mantras.
As long as those 8-10M continue to exist, there will be no regime change, no honest negotiating, no ceasing of the headlong race to obtain nuclear weapons and no end to the support of terrorist proxies like Hamas, Hezbollah, etc.
Removing those radical Shia elements from controlling the rest of the population (which is unarmed and terrorized by the Basij and Security forces) will require a far greater commitment, like boots on the ground and a post-WW2 Japan-like occupation of their territory.
Otherwise, we have weakened a dangerous enemy, but attempting to reach some sort of "agreement" with them brings to mind the Treaty of Versailles that ended hostilities in WW1, but simply set the stage for a far greater conflict just a couple decades later.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 02, 2026 11:24 AM (MNCvZ)

57 At the same time we should be sending arms to the Iranian people.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 02, 2026 11:23 AM (FhDzh)

We tried that, and the Kurds just stole them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:25 AM (iERP6)

58 Iran wanted to get a bomb to threaten the middle east (Israel). Launching one at us would be suicide. But it saber rattled and hollered the US was the great satan. How long do you accept someone's threats before you take preventative action? 47 years? Well, we just did. We said "meet you after school..." Iran showed up, we pushed em down, they're still talking sh*t but are still laying on the ground. So, now what? You tell me.

You need to identify the equivalent of a swirly or an atomic wedgie for this analogy to work.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)

59 51 This almost certainly doesn't happen without 100k boots on the ground and twenty years of occupation.

Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 11:18 AM (i8HNq)

That is completely unacceptable. But...a slower air and naval war that gradually degrades the IRGC/Mullahs can work. But it will take a while.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:23 AM (iERP6)

With respect, we both know that this is not going to happen. There’s no stomach for that, generally, and we have a leader who is by nature a deal maker, as you have pointed out.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:26 AM (Gqar8)

60 53 unfortunately, while its certainly true that the longer these negotiations go, the further the iranian economy collapses, the IRGC does not seem to care. it appears that they are perfectly willing to pursue a slow suicidal defeat if it means they can cause a lot of economic pain across the globe, and in a couple of months, the energy bill is going to come due.

i am afraid that trump has overestimated either the reserve oil capacity across the globe or the credibility of the IGRC; that they were able to draw out the conflict this long is inevitably going to cause severe energy-price pain this summer.

Posted by: pH at June 02, 2026 11:23 AM (J9hPc)

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Demand destruction has already hit. Countries are overproducing oil.

The $200 barrel of oil never materializes because it's...a worldwide market with a vastly complex distribution network that moves away from disruption and towards equilibrium.

More than half of all the oil out of the strait was redirected within days. Tankers are sailing around Africa to get to oil in the Middle East from western Saudi ports. US exports grew. Venezuela exports grew. Brent exports grew.

We're going to see $60 per barrel oil soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 11:26 AM (JQYF1)

61 IMHO, Trump doesn't want to destroy the bridges and power plants because it would hurt the civilians.---

I don't disagree but don't tell the IRGC multiple times you're going to do if they don't.....and then don't do it when they continue to do those things.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:26 AM (WNOcj)

62 Put the Zoroastrians in charge. Tell them they have carte blanche to de-islamize Iran, by whatever means works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 11:27 AM (1z8ji)

63 We tried that, and the Kurds just stole them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I know.
There is no other way to supply them, though?

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 02, 2026 11:27 AM (FhDzh)

64 We're living in a reboot of Kukla, Fran and Ollie.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 11:27 AM (D1E+2)

65
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 11:28 AM (y9nCu)

66 60

are sailing around Africa to get to oil in the Middle East from western Saudi ports. US exports grew. Venezuela exports grew. Brent exports grew.

We're going to see $60 per barrel oil soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 11:26 AM (JQYF1

Our problem is refining capacity, in domestic terms. This is a legacy condition from decades of bad, malign government policies.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:28 AM (Gqar8)

67 We finally had to kick Tripoli's ass because Muzzies simply do not feel that any agreement made to an "infidel" is required to be observed. And their Imams told them that.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:13 AM (Fi81e)
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It comes straight out of their demonic unholy book.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 11:28 AM (gnNyN)

68 It take two to lie, Marge:
One to lie and one to listen.
- Homer Simpson

We have to stop listening to the Iranians.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 11:28 AM (73/SM)

69 62 Put the Zoroastrians in charge. Tell them they have carte blanche to de-islamize Iran, by whatever means works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 11:27 AM (1z8ji)

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All praise and glory to Ahura Mazda

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:28 AM (u/oMr)

70 Posted by: Another Anon at June 02, 2026 11:23 AM (4h45B

If we can't go more than 39 days we are in bigger trouble than anyone thought.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:29 AM (WNOcj)

71 Otherwise, we have weakened a dangerous enemy, but attempting to reach some sort of "agreement" with them brings to mind the Treaty of Versailles that ended hostilities in WW1, but simply set the stage for a far greater conflict just a couple decades later.

Then we apply lessons learned. The problem in WWI was that the major powers were so exhausted and reluctant to address Hitler in the early days, when it would have been pretty easy to dispose of him. When the IRGC starts moving on the Rhineland, we send some more drones over and obliterate them and whatever they've managed to build up since hostilities ceased.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)

72 All praise and glory to Ahura Mazda
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

And the blessed Wankel?

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 11:29 AM (TezPK)

73 There is no other way to supply them, though?
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 02, 2026 11:27 AM (FhDzh)
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....
We could build a pier
...

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (Fi81e)

74 Regarding my first post, the series is called WW3, which I have been saying we were in for several years since there have been islamocommie attacks on every single inhabited continent.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (lFFaq)

75 Our problem is refining capacity, in domestic terms. This is a legacy condition from decades of bad, malign government policies.
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:28 AM (

We haven't built a refinery in this country in 50 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

76 >>I'm not saying it's the whole thing or that this will end perfectly but I know how Trump works and that's at least the sort of thing he would do against this type of enemy.
Posted by: ...

Yup. I trust him to do something completely unexpected and effective, given his track record. This is why I no longer hang on day-to-day developments and hair on fire reactions. He's not perfect, not everything is 5d chess whatever, but he is not of the establishment DC/diplomacy mindset that has utterly failed us for decades (pallets of cash and getting suckered into fake agreements).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (X8xt3)

77 Again. Wars are not won without boots on the ground. It's just the nature of war.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (g8Ew8)

78 IMO

Trump has started some shit, and now it looks like he is not quite sure how to wrap it up. I could be wrong, I never went to war myself. But I can't recall a war where we spent the first couple weeks blowing the shit out of everything, then transitioned to alternating ceasefires and negotiations. Then we blow up some boats, and declare another ceasefire.

What the fuck is the endgame here?

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:31 AM (ZxPkt)

79 75 Our problem is refining capacity, in domestic terms. This is a legacy condition from decades of bad, malign government policies.
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:28 AM (

We haven't built a refinery in this country in 50 years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Yup. That’s it.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:31 AM (Gqar8)

80 This is why I no longer hang on day-to-day developments and hair on fire reactions.

You are wise.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)

81 We could build a pier
...
Posted by: Axeman

Ummm, yeahhhh.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 02, 2026 11:31 AM (FhDzh)

82 I think Trump's perspective is wise. No "Nation Building" except on somebody else's dime.

Knocking the snot out of the IRGC/Mullah evil is an inherently good thing that will pay dividends for many years to come.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:17 AM (iERP6)

Long term, I think what has transpired is going to be pay dividends long past Trump's presidency. Venezuela dealt with. Iran being dealt with. Cuba in our focus and starting to crumble. China getting a front row seat to what we can do, and seeing that their weapons systems don't appear to be up to the task.

These are pain points we've dealt with for decades. And by the end of PDT's term, they should be gone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2026 11:31 AM (N39Ws)

83 Wars are not won without boots on the ground. It's just the nature of war.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Me being me, I first read that as "boobs on the ground."

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

84 We haven't built a refinery in this country in 50 years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Data Centers first !!!!

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:32 AM (WNOcj)

85 78 IMO

Trump has started some shit, and now it looks like he is not quite sure how to wrap it up. I could be wrong, I never went to war myself. But I can't recall a war where we spent the first couple weeks blowing the shit out of everything, then transitioned to alternating ceasefires and negotiations. Then we blow up some boats, and declare another ceasefire.

What the fuck is the endgame here?
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:31 AM (ZxPkt)

A Deal. It’s an Art, you know.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:32 AM (Gqar8)

86 Do they have to be *our* boots though? Then again, I can see why we don't want the Arab countries that have joined on our side to be the boots in question. We don't want the civilians roughed up any more than as absolutely unavoidable, and I suspect the Arabs would be extremely brutal to everyone there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

They need to be Iranian boots. Their future freedom has to come at a personal cost. It did for us. It has to for them. And they still need weapons.

Which is why I don't like all this talk of dealmaking. It's ridiculous, and I think it sends conflicting messages to the Iranian people, who will be less likely to risk their lives if they fear that the IRGC can deal their way out of total defeat.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (yFLFB)

87 For instance, is today a war day, or a ceasefire day? Or a talking day?

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (ZxPkt)

88 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (lFFaq)

We are in ww3 and covid was the opening salvo. It's the globalists vs everyone else.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (eEgwP)

89 With the islamification of Europe, that will be the next battlefield.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (N39Ws)

90 A Deal. It’s an Art, you know.
Posted by: tubal

Everyone has to ante up before the deal starts.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (TezPK)

91
Data Centers first !!!!
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:32 AM (WNOcj)

Yeah, we can fast track nuke plants, but we STILL can't build a new refinery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

92 Do they have to be *our* boots though? Then again, I can see why we don't want the Arab countries that have joined on our side to be the boots in question. We don't want the civilians roughed up any more than as absolutely unavoidable, and I suspect the Arabs would be extremely brutal to everyone there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 11:21 AM (lFFaq)

How is a different country's boots going to get to Iran, actually win engagements and take ground, maintain their logistics, sustain an occupation? Most of those armies are too incompetent to get anything resembling any of those accomplished and it's likely is a moot point anyway because their leaders have near zero will to attempt such a thing.

Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (i8HNq)

93 For instance, is today a war day, or a ceasefire day? Or a talking day?

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (ZxPkt)

It's whatever Trump decides it is.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:34 AM (eEgwP)

94 Again. Wars are not won without boots on the ground. It's just the nature of war.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (g8Ew

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And Trump, as he does, is thinking outside of the box.

Americans aren't going to want American boots on the ground. That's just not a loss that we're going to be willing to take--unless everybody believed the Trump administration about Iran's immanent risk to US.

And that is simply not going to happen, were he even to declassify every intel document that has the word "Iran" in it.

The media, the Dems and DC Pubs are aligned to not let him win that argument.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:34 AM (Fi81e)

95 89 With the islamification of Europe, that will be the next battlefield.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (N39Ws)

They’re not going to fight about it. That would be very phobic.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:34 AM (Gqar8)

96 Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:31 AM (ZxPkt)

I suspect that TPTB took the IRGC dogged determination to hold out to the last man into consideration but still underestimated it. I'm *sure* Trump very much hoped that the initial attack would shock and awe them into doing the rational thing, but such was not to be.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 11:35 AM (lFFaq)

97 With the islamification of Europe, that will be the next battlefield.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

EU is toast.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 11:35 AM (TezPK)

98 Otherwise, we have weakened a dangerous enemy, but attempting to reach some sort of "agreement" with them brings to mind the Treaty of Versailles that ended hostilities in WW1, but simply set the stage for a far greater conflict just a couple decades later.

Then we apply lessons learned. The problem in WWI was that the major powers were so exhausted and reluctant to address Hitler in the early days, when it would have been pretty easy to dispose of him. When the IRGC starts moving on the Rhineland, we send some more drones over and obliterate them and whatever they've managed to build up since hostilities ceased.

The politicians that led the major power into WW1 all were removed from office once the war ended. The lesson that the new governments learned was "no war, at any cost". Which, coincidentally describes today's Democrat Party.
They will follow the same appeasement playbook that allowed Hitler to re-arm and invade neighboring countries until it was too late to stop him. The IRGC and Mullah's listen to our media, the Democrats and our European "allies" and know they can just wait out Trump and then defy his successors.
History may not rhyme, but it does repeat itself.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 02, 2026 11:35 AM (MNCvZ)

99 This is why I no longer hang on day-to-day developments and hair on fire reactions.

You are wise.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
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At some point, you run out of hair.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:35 AM (Fi81e)

100 Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (i8HNq)

If the Dems wouldn't have shut down our assistance, South Vietnam would have continued to kick North Vietnam's ass. Doubly so if we would have continued air support.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:36 AM (WNOcj)

101 With the islamification of Europe, that will be the next battlefield.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (N39Ws)
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I don't think so, mate.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:36 AM (Fi81e)

102 Thx CBD.
Either blow the IRGC off the planet or be prepared for 47 more years of mullah shit. I admire Trump's deal making and his political instincts, but he's wrong with these murderous 9th century lunatics.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 11:37 AM (gQKJe)

103 Wars are not won without boots on the ground. It's just the nature of war.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (g8Ew

Soviets?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:37 AM (eEgwP)

104 It's the globalists vs everyone else.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (eEgwP)

That seems to be the view of the channel owner.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 11:37 AM (lFFaq)

105 I've heard the oil wells will fail if they don't continue taking oil out of them. If I'm the Iranian leaders, I'd just start dumping it on the ground rather than let wells fail. It'd be an environmental nightmare

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2026 11:37 AM (1QNBK)

106 99 This is why I no longer hang on day-to-day developments and hair on fire reactions.

You are wise.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
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At some point, you run out of hair.

'struth

Posted by: there are *four* hairs at June 02, 2026 11:37 AM (sGtp+)

107 I don't disagree but don't tell the IRGC multiple times you're going to do if they don't.....and then don't do it when they continue to do those things.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:26 AM (WNOcj)

Bingo. Exactly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM (iERP6)

108 105 I've heard the oil wells will fail if they don't continue taking oil out of them. If I'm the Iranian leaders, I'd just start dumping it on the ground rather than let wells fail. It'd be an environmental nightmare

a week or so ago, people were reporting a large oil slick forming off kharg island. haven't heard anything about it since.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM (sGtp+)

109 They need to be Iranian boots. Their future freedom has to come at a personal cost. It did for us. It has to for them. And they still need weapons.

I don't disagree. However, the problem can be broken into parts, which makes the solution more plausible.

1) We just have to "contain" Iran, which we can do at a relatively low cost, and as TJM has pointed out, with relatively little impact on gas prices.

2) While we're doing that, in the background Iran continues to deteriorate. At some point, a low level insurrection by the Iranian people will begin, and might quickly become a high level one.

People assume that totalitarian regimes are invincible, but the USSR put the lie to that.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

110 Democrats have no problem with war. In fact swalwell and co are dying to use fighter jets and Lord knows what else against us.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM (eEgwP)

111 So oil wells are like cows. Who knew?

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM (Gqar8)

112 So oil wells are like cows. Who knew?
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM

You can tip them when they fall asleep?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

113 103 Wars are not won without boots on the ground. It's just the nature of war.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 02, 2026 11:30 AM (g8Ew

Soviets?

fine. fine. wars are not won without adibas on the ground.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2026 11:39 AM (sGtp+)

114 >>>What the fuck is the endgame here?
Posted by: Don Black

America: nuclear proliferation
Israel: regime change.
Arab states: regime change
EU: commerce

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 11:39 AM (D1E+2)

115 The politicians that led the major power into WW1 all were removed from office once the war ended. The lesson that the new governments learned was "no war, at any cost". Which, coincidentally describes today's Democrat Party.
They will follow the same appeasement playbook that allowed Hitler to re-arm and invade neighboring countries until it was too late to stop him. The IRGC and Mullah's listen to our media, the Democrats and our European "allies" and know they can just wait out Trump and then defy his successors.
History may not rhyme, but it does repeat itself.

Then the answer is not to elect Democrats.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

116 107 I don't disagree but don't tell the IRGC multiple times you're going to do if they don't.....and then don't do it when they continue to do those things.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:26 AM (WNOcj)

Bingo. Exactly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM (iERP6)

That sort of thing makes the Gov look weak, and supplies all sort of fodder for the opposition.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar8)

117 The thing that bugs me is that Trump went on record- thru posts on truth social and then on X- telling the Iranian people that he would help. He cast himself as a liberator. I wonder if he now regrets those posts.

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:40 AM (ZxPkt)

118 In fact swalwell and co are dying to use fighter jets and Lord knows what else against us.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM (eEgwP)

He's been remarkably silent lately.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

119 Have Elon bore a bypass through UAE big enough for tankers to go through.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 11:40 AM (TsnvK)

120 Did we win in the Balkans? I know I'd like to visit Croatia sometime in the future so it turned out fairly okay.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:40 AM (WNOcj)

121 White House X page says,

"I had a very productive call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel, and there will be no Troops going to Beirut... I had a very good call with Hezbollah, and they agreed that all shooting will stop." - President Donald J. Trump

I suspect the call went sort of like Les Grossman v Flaming Dragon. At least I hope so.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 11:41 AM (rbvCR)

122 Either blow the IRGC off the planet or be prepared for 47 more years of mullah shit.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 11:37 AM (gQKJe)
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47 years?

I don't think America is got that in us if we can't curtail our propaganda, fifth-column problem.

So, let's "win" this war and get back to mostly-marginally-conservative takeover of America.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:41 AM (Fi81e)

123 Readers Digest apparently didn't know genius when they saw it. I remained poor.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:16 AM (WNOcj)

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lol

I submitted perhaps the greatest love poem ever written (by yours truly, of course -- for my wonderful lover at the time) to a poetic journal in the early 90s and never got it published, rich, nor famous:

[FUCK, Pixy is killing me -- I have to break this up into four posts at minimum?]

[1 of 4:]
"You eyes are like the ocean
Unfazed by the rivers' flow
Your mind provides the answers
Yet it doesn't even know"

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:41 AM (Na5xP)

124 [2 of 4:]
"Your aura and brighter smile
Melt the coldness with their glow
And your heart provides the food
For we kids still meant to grow"

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:41 AM (Na5xP)

125 Did we win in the Balkans? I know I'd like to visit Croatia sometime in the future so it turned out fairly okay.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:40 AM (WNOcj)

We conquered it for the EU. So, technically Brussels won.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 11:41 AM (rbvCR)

126 [3 of 4:]
"You've been touched by fires of hell
But don't show it in your fac
And you've trumped the Gods of time
But still haven't played your Ace"

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:41 AM (Na5xP)

127 @117 - I agree. I don't want the mullahs back in charge. Seems like trump pulled an Obama by letting the people down.

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2026 11:42 AM (6THca)

128 We haven't "won the war" against the Soviets.
Their empire crumbled, but the same cadre of lunatics run the nation, have thousands of nuclear arms, are currently raping Ukraine and running ops against most of our NATO allies thru sabotage and political influence.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 02, 2026 11:42 AM (MNCvZ)

129 [4 of 4:]
"As you nonchalantly smooth
Through expanses of new space
I marvel at your make-up
It's pure effortlessness grace"

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:42 AM (Na5xP)

130 "... the glass is always full.
It’s half full of water. The other half is full of air."

Common vernacular would assume half full refers to the liquid.
But "full" of air is not quite accurate either, since it could hold more air if pressurized (or less/no air in a vacuum). Otherwise a flat tire would also be "full of air".

Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2026 11:42 AM (vbXSk)

131 Did we win in the Balkans? I know I'd like to visit Croatia sometime in the future so it turned out fairly okay.

It sure seems so. They're a real tourist destination now.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

132 129 [4 of 4:]
"As you nonchalantly smooth
Through expanses of new space
I marvel at your make-up
It's pure effortlessness grace"
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:42 AM (Na5xP)

“ Burma Shave”
Sorry shain, I keed.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:42 AM (Gqar8)

133 Democrats have no problem with war. In fact swalwell and co are dying to use fighter jets and Lord knows what else against us.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM (eEgwP)
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Ah, you're missing a key, operative word at the end of the sentence.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:42 AM (Fi81e)

134 I've heard the oil wells will fail if they don't continue taking oil out of them. If I'm the Iranian leaders, I'd just start dumping it on the ground rather than let wells fail. It'd be an environmental nightmare
Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2026 11:37 AM (1QNBK)

There have been claims to that effect. Whatever. The resource will still be there. If existing wells fail, drill new ones, planned to make best use of the remaining reserves. New wells can be drilled in a matter of weeks now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 11:43 AM (1z8ji)

135 So oil wells are like cows. Who knew?
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM

You can tip them when they fall asleep?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

If they're not yours, the shit coming out of them stinks.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 11:43 AM (f8lRf)

136 The $200 barrel of oil never materializes because it's...a worldwide market with a vastly complex distribution network that moves away from disruption and towards equilibrium.

More than half of all the oil out of the strait was redirected within days. Tankers are sailing around Africa to get to oil in the Middle East from western Saudi ports. US exports grew. Venezuela exports grew. Brent exports grew.

We're going to see $60 per barrel oil soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 11:26 AM (JQYF1)

Sadly for us, the Chairman of Exxon made some remarks yesterday that directly contradicted this view - and he's no corporate leftist. I don't want to believe him, but he had with him charts of worldwide oil storage and inventories, and how they have been cratering for the last couple of months. He's predicting $150 - $160 by end of summer, and said Exxon is preparing for that as best it could.

that would explain much of the Administration's actions, especially why Trump is trying so hard to negotiate a way out of this potential disaster.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:43 AM (edUvp)

137 I've heard the oil wells will fail if they don't continue taking oil out of them. If I'm the Iranian leaders, I'd just start dumping it on the ground rather than let wells fail. It'd be an environmental nightmare

Posted by: 496 at June 02, 2026 11:37 AM (1QNBK)
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"All caused by Trump and the Jews!"

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:44 AM (Fi81e)

138
We tried that, and the Kurds just stole them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I know.
There is no other way to supply them, though?
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 02, 2026 11:27 AM (FhDzh)

The problem is that Ivy League CIA bean counters are the ones passing out the arms. Everything has to be accounted for, with serial numbers logged for every end user of every Kalashnikov and Glock sent to the Persian opposition. Because the Ivy League snooties at CIA know that all of those Persian commoners in the cities can't be trusted with guns.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 11:44 AM (y9nCu)

139 We haven't "won the war" against the Soviets.
Their empire crumbled, but the same cadre of lunatics run the nation, have thousands of nuclear arms, are currently raping Ukraine and running ops against most of our NATO allies thru sabotage and political influence.

Of course we won the Cold War. The USSR no longer exists, and I've been assured many times on this here site that Russia poses no threat to us or the rest of Europe, and Ukraine had it coming.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

140 > White House X page says,

"I had a very productive call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel, and there will be no Troops going to Beirut...

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to me, this has the smell of mission creep
let's figure out Iran first, before we branch out to Lebanon

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:45 AM (ZxPkt)

141
Then the answer is not to elect Democrats.
Posted by: Archimedes

But Republicans are icky haters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 11:46 AM (Cqx++)

142 Then the answer is not to elect Democrats.
Posted by: Archimedes

But Republicans are icky haters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 11:46 AM (Cqx++)
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Also—seriously—not much better.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:47 AM (Fi81e)

143 131 Did we win in the Balkans? I know I'd like to visit Croatia sometime in the future so it turned out fairly okay.

It sure seems so. They're a real tourist destination now.
Posted by: Archimedes

Croatia is great, as is Slovenia. Montenegro and Macedonia are also pretty nice, although a step behind in terms of economic development. They're all full of natural beauty if you like mountains, rivers, ocean, etc. Kosovo is still developing, but the people love Americans. Albania is also a little rough, and they have some crime and poverty issue. Bosnian Herzegovina is fascinating, a mix of development and failure, and everyone in Sarajevo I talked with in 2022 said it felt like right before the fall of Yugoslavia, and they figured their nation would fail soon.

Posted by: Military Moron at June 02, 2026 11:47 AM (JCZqz)

144 According to the media (per the deep state) and everyone around me who follows "the news", this war is a mismatch, but it is Iran who is the superior force. Not only do they have bigger stockpiles of weapons, they have superior drone technology and a much faster and efficient navy which is allowing them to control the strait of hormuz with an iron grip (hence, the sky high gas prices). Obviously, Trump's ego prevents him from a complete surrender to Iran so we have these "talks".

Posted by: bassboat at June 02, 2026 11:47 AM (mxEar)

145 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:43 AM (edUvp

Trump just needs to let Exxon and the other companies do their thing here to increase supply. Iran only supplied a fraction of the world's oil. Ramp up oil production around the world. Tell other oil producing countries to get off their ass.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:48 AM (WNOcj)

146 So, you think the Iranian game plan is to just dick around with negotiations until after the midterms and see what happens then?

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:48 AM (Gqar8)

147 According to the media (per the deep state) and everyone around me who follows "the news", this war is a mismatch, but it is Iran who is the superior force. Not only do they have bigger stockpiles of weapons, they have superior drone technology and a much faster and efficient navy which is allowing them to control the strait of hormuz with an iron grip (hence, the sky high gas prices). Obviously, Trump's ego prevents him from a complete surrender to Iran so we have these "talks".
Posted by: bassboat at June 02, 2026 11:47 AM (mxEar)

"Everything that guy just said is bullshit."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

148 We do not know which of the Republicans would stand by and let Carville's fascists march us out in the streets in orange jumpsuits and struggle us.

But I think the number is greater than 0.

Silly Rabbit, Congress is for graft.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:49 AM (Fi81e)

149 “Canada Modelling Non-Voluntary Euthanasia to Save Trillions?” 🇨🇦

A new academic study is calculating how much money the government could save by dramatically expanding euthanasia .. including “non-voluntary” scenarios for vulnerable people.

They’re literally running the numbers on ending lives without consent as a budget solution.

That’s not dystopian fiction… that’s a real paper being discussed right now.

The study projects potential savings of up to $1.27 trillion by 2047.

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 11:49 AM (RHGPo)

150 So, you think the Iranian game plan is to just dick around with negotiations until after the midterms and see what happens then?

I doubt they settled on language that included the Persian equivalent of "dick around", but that seems to be their "plan".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)

151 Something to ponder about any big negotiated settlement; I was reminded of the settlement Trump negotiated to end the active fighting in Gaza between Israel and Hamas. A 20 point plan, and the first step, obtaining all the hostages or their remains, was achieved and that was a very notable success. That was what Israel was fighting for.

In the 6 months or so since it was signed, steps 2 - 20, including disarming Hamas, have all collapsed, the deal is effectively dead, and Gaza is still run by Hamas, just like before 10/7. They're weaker and have lost most of their leaders; but that's happened before and Hamas grew back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (edUvp)

152 We do not know which of the Republicans would stand by and let Carville's fascists march us out in the streets in orange jumpsuits and struggle us.

But I think the number is greater than 0.

Silly Rabbit, Congress is for graft.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:49 AM (Fi81e)

We must defeat the Nazis by becoming actual Nazis is one hell of a take.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

153 According to the media (per the deep state) and everyone around me who follows "the news", this war is a mismatch, but it is Iran who is the superior force. Not only do they have bigger stockpiles of weapons, they have superior drone technology and a much faster and efficient navy which is allowing them to control the strait of hormuz with an iron grip (hence, the sky high gas prices). Obviously, Trump's ego prevents him from a complete surrender to Iran so we have these "talks".

Posted by: bassboat at June 02, 2026 11:47 AM (mxEar)

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Also, Demedia: they were no threat at all...

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (Fi81e)

154 Then the answer is not to elect Democrats.
Posted by: Archimedes

Yea, unfortunately, the folks living amongst crime, filth, failing schools and the fraud of millions in tax dollars in most of our major cities, not to mention CA, NY, Ill, Mass, etc., haven't learned that lesson.
When there's a Republican mayor in Baltimore, Oakland, Detroit, Memphis, Chicago or any other shithole Blue urban center, let me know.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (MNCvZ)

155 2) While we're doing that, in the background Iran continues to deteriorate. At some point, a low level insurrection by the Iranian people will begin, and might quickly become a high level one.

People assume that totalitarian regimes are invincible, but the USSR put the lie to that.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

This is the tactic for Venezuela. In the end the oil revenue was collapsing and there literally was no money for anything. When things get that bad even the nomenklatura are willing to "make changes" if they can be assured a chance at surviving and spending their wealth.
Iran is a bit more difficult since it was set up as a decentralized system, where the local commands had power to act if cut loose from the system. The individual commands have less future to look forward to, and their only future was within the IRGC so they will support the old system possibly until the last man. This is going to look more like island hopping in the Pacific war, and less like a march on Berlin.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (rbvCR)

156 Biden added 2000000 new jobs per month.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

157 The problem is that Ivy League CIA bean counters are the ones passing out the arms. Everything has to be accounted for, with serial numbers logged for every end user of every Kalashnikov and Glock sent to the Persian opposition. Because the Ivy League snooties at CIA know that all of those Persian commoners in the cities can't be trusted with guns.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 11:44 AM (y9nCu)

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Make "Charlie Wilson's War" Great Again!

/A great book and average movie ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:51 AM (Na5xP)

158 "Negotiations" are just a bullshit charade for each country's respective media regimes. The "war" is already at an end and has been for weeks. It's not getting any better for either side. Call it a day.

This is the new normal. We substantially degraded Iran's military, economic, and political power, as well as the power of its allies (mostly China). That was -- or should have been -- the prime objective from the beginning.

"Regime change" was always pure wishcasting, but far too many people on our side fell for it. Maybe even Trump himself did.

There is no such thing on this planet as a free western-style democracy in a Muslim country, or even anything that even remotely resembles one. It was never ever gonna happen in Iran. The sooner we all realize that, and give up childish dreams of all Iranians living open and free, the sooner we can consolidate our gains in the region.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

159 >>>It'd be an environmental nightmare

Posted by: 496

>This world is so big it would barely be like popping a zit. I think we over-estimate significance on this planet.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 11:51 AM (D1E+2)

160 Posted by: Aliss at June 02, 2026 11:49 AM (mOFsQ)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 02, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

161 We must defeat the Nazis by becoming actual Nazis is one hell of a take.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)
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But they have that narcissism to distance them. They really don't see themselves as the type of person to ... burn books... or something.

No self-reflection. No God above them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:51 AM (Fi81e)

162 Quiet, you guys.

ASS is here. When ASS speaks......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

163 I would use a ratchet mechanism.

For every day they don't come to the table to surrender, knock out a power plant. Use drones.

Start with the power for Tehran city, then Tehran province, and use IRGC control percentages to sort the remaining power plants.

After every power plant is destroyed, Trump should send a one word message to the IRCG, "Inshallah".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 11:53 AM (u82oZ)

164 We do not know which of the Republicans would stand by and let Carville's fascists march us out in the streets in orange jumpsuits and struggle us.

But I think the number is greater than 0.

Silly Rabbit, Congress is for graft.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:49 AM (Fi81e)

Ummm.... I'll go with "all of them"?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:53 AM (eEgwP)

165 Biden added 2000000 new jobs per month.

Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

Looks like the ASS troll cleverly disguised its nic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 11:53 AM (1z8ji)

166 I believe both TMJ and the Panicans. What to do?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2026 11:53 AM (+i92M)

167 Biden added 2000000 new jobs per month.

Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)
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They had to give the autopen something to do in off hours.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:53 AM (Fi81e)

168 Everyone on the Left were rooting for Iran. That's how fucked up the Left in our country are.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:53 AM (WNOcj)

169 Iran is a bit more difficult since it was set up as a decentralized system, where the local commands had power to act if cut loose from the system. The individual commands have less future to look forward to, and their only future was within the IRGC so they will support the old system possibly until the last man.

That is true, but there's a price to pay for such decentralization. Every local IRGC leader imagines himself as a warlord, and pretty soon, they start fighting among themselves, making overthrow of the entire system much easier. Also, they can be defeated in detail.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

170 Biden added 2000000 new jobs per month.

Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

He seems to have misspelled 'illegal aliens.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)

171 ASS is here. When ASS speaks......
Posted by: Sponge

ASS is E. F. Hutton?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:54 AM (77rzZ)

172 159

There is no such thing on this planet as a free western-style democracy in a Muslim country, or even anything that even remotely resembles one. It was never ever gonna happen in Iran. The sooner we all realize that, and give up childish dreams of all Iranians living open and free, the sooner we can consolidate our gains in the region.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

You know, I don’t like any of these words you have put together, but there’s truth in them, and I have to deal with that.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 11:54 AM (Gqar8)

173 “Canada Modelling Non-Voluntary Euthanasia to Save Trillions?” 🇨🇦

A new academic study is calculating how much money the government could save by dramatically expanding euthanasia .. including “non-voluntary” scenarios for vulnerable people.

They’re literally running the numbers on ending lives without consent as a budget solution.

That’s not dystopian fiction… that’s a real paper being discussed right now.

The study projects potential savings of up to $1.27 trillion by 2047.
Posted by: SMOD

Now do non voluntary euthanasia for Canadian politicians. How much could they save?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 11:54 AM (f8lRf)

174 >So, you think the Iranian game plan is to just dick around with negotiations until after the midterms and see what happens then?
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I think the ruling regime knows they can count on the Democrats to oppose Trump's war aims

'the enemy of my enemy is my friend'

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:54 AM (ZxPkt)

175 We do not know which of the Republicans would stand by and let Carville's fascists march us out in the streets in orange jumpsuits and struggle us.

But I think the number is greater than 0.

...
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:49 AM (Fi81e)

Ummm.... I'll go with "all of them"?
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:53 AM (eEgwP)
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You're closer to my estimate.

I'm hearing it was DC Republicans that made Trump back-off the defense fund against weaponized government.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:55 AM (Fi81e)

176 Quiet, you guys.

ASS is here. When ASS speaks......

He's been taking lessons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrRE1LDY_U

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

177 ASS is here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

Rat smells his own cheese first.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 11:55 AM (dK+Kv)

178
ASS is E. F. Hutton?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:54 AM (77rzZ)

I'm 2 for 2 today on at least SOMEONE understanding my joke.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

179 Same as it ever was: the terrorist need to be exterminated, but the good guys run out of gas and stimed by internal enemies.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2026 11:56 AM (wBaIH)

180 I half-believe the Democrats are talking to Iran regime figures behind the scenes

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:56 AM (ZxPkt)

181 Something to ponder about any big negotiated settlement; I was reminded of the settlement Trump negotiated to end the active fighting in Gaza between Israel and Hamas. A 20 point plan, and the first step, obtaining all the hostages or their remains, was achieved and that was a very notable success. That was what Israel was fighting for.

In the 6 months or so since it was signed, steps 2 - 20, including disarming Hamas, have all collapsed, the deal is effectively dead, and Gaza is still run by Hamas, just like before 10/7. They're weaker and have lost most of their leaders; but that's happened before and Hamas grew back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:50 AM (edUvp)

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Wait, are you trying to tell me that Islamacists lie and never keep their taqiyya sunrise words?

/Shocked, Shocked!

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:56 AM (Na5xP)

182 Venezuela went from a petroleum production high of 3.5 million barrels a day in 1997 to 2020 low of 554 THOUSAND. with a very slow recovery in the following years. It is now 890,000 barrels a day and accelerating.
The oil revenue was only benefiting the state and the generals, and the pie was getting smaller.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 11:57 AM (rbvCR)

183 Rat smells his own cheese first.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 11:55 AM (dK+Kv)

Brit Lass likes the "donkey smells it's own muck first" formulation. She's such a classy broad.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 11:57 AM (eEgwP)

184 The study projects potential savings of up to $1.27 trillion by 2047
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This money is desperately needed for more DEI programs, reparations to 'first nations' and aid programs for Gaza.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2026 11:57 AM (+i92M)

185
Trump just needs to let Exxon and the other companies do their thing here to increase supply. Iran only supplied a fraction of the world's oil. Ramp up oil production around the world. Tell other oil producing countries to get off their ass.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:48 AM (WNOcj)

What I learned from working in the business is a constant that has held true for almost a century now, regardless of business climate or political trends - if you want to increase oil supply in any measurable way, you need to start 5 years ago. That's the average lag time in any big development projects that can make a significant change in your numbers.

The US has high oil production now because a lot of drillers began large programs in West Texas and other areas in the 2021 - 2023 time frame, in spite of Biden's attempt to interfere.

Trump was annoyed by the chairman of Exxon when he invited him to take over and rebuild the Venezuelan oilfields. Chairman said publicly that it would take 10 years and $100 billion in investments to bring them back, and his company had better prospects elsewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:57 AM (edUvp)

186 I half-believe the Democrats are talking to Iran regime figures behind the scenes

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:56 AM (ZxPkt)

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Who are talking to their Chi-Comm masters behind the scenes.

"Wheels within wheels, man ..." -- Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:58 AM (Na5xP)

187 How long do you suppose the regime in Iran can hold out with no oil revenue coming in?

Just because the garbage media doesn't report it doesn't mean it isn't true.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 11:58 AM (viF8m)

188 Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

Most of the ME governments are not hostile to the US currently. There are a few that are harboring terrorists. The goal is not to westernize Iran but to eliminate the radicalism.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:58 AM (WNOcj)

189 The problem is that Ivy League CIA bean counters are the ones passing out the arms. Everything has to be accounted for, with serial numbers logged for every end user of every Kalashnikov and Glock sent to the Persian opposition. Because the Ivy League snooties at CIA know that all of those Persian commoners in the cities can't be trusted with guns.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 11:44 AM (y9nCu)

They tried it the other way in Ukraine, and apparently that is why there is a concern that the Mexican cartels now have MANPADs

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 11:59 AM (rbvCR)

190 There is no way to bomb a country twice the size of Texas with 90 million people into surrender. Market forces are going to do the IRGC in. Inflation is at 53%, jobs are being lost and food is increasingly in short supply, compounded by the dangerous lack of water in Tehran.
PDT is not going to allow any of those frozen funds to get to the IRGC. Qatar was quick to back off of their 12 billion loan as soon as we said go ahead on but nobody is repaying you for that loan.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 11:59 AM (5P5DO)

191 The politicians that led the major power into WW1 all were removed from office once the war ended. The lesson that the new governments learned was "no war, at any cost". Which, coincidentally describes today's Democrat Party.
They will follow the same appeasement playbook that allowed Hitler to re-arm and invade neighboring countries until it was too late to stop him. The IRGC and Mullah's listen to our media, the Democrats and our European "allies" and know they can just wait out Trump and then defy his successors.
History may not rhyme, but it does repeat itself.
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This!
In re-reading Churchill's 'The Rising Storm', the parallels between the post-WWI dealings with Germany by the diplomats/politicians almost exactly track the way that Iran has been handled, or perhaps 'not handled' is the better description.

If you can lay your hands on a copy, just read the first chapter or two. It's a real eye-opener.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 12:00 PM (XeU6L)

192 We do not know which of the Republicans would stand by and let Carville's fascists march us out in the streets in orange jumpsuits and struggle us.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:49 AM (Fi81e)

Meh.

It's a fever dream of the left. The right is more well-armed than probably most armies on the planet.

They're comically deluded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 12:00 PM (dK+Kv)

193 I agree not to let up. Further, most of the family (including some Leftists) is also onboard, sticking to it out for now and backing the administration.

>Amnesty International, May 26, 2026: Iran: Mass arbitrary arrests and political executions mark intensifying repression

AND there is still quite positive news for this country:
>ABC News, 'US job openings climbed to 7.6 million in April despite economic fallout from the Iran war'
U.S. job openings jumped in April as the labor market looked resilient despite economic uncertainty caused by the Iran war

But other than its bottomless support for Ukraine, MSM
seems to play up the worst that could possibly happen for the US, even as it did in the 1960s & 1970s re: the Vietnam War.

It also seems citizens just aren't as resilient as in the past. (Mental health BS: They feel so much more than those before them that pushed through without processing trauma.)

OTOH, greatly diminish military strength, return to USAIID, watch the US economy tank yet again. Windmills, solar panels, NPs will not save it.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 12:00 PM (NFX2v)

194 There's something about owning XOM shares that causes a certain ambivalence concerning high oil prices.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 12:00 PM (w8dnx)

195 All I would like to see regarding Iran is a polishing off of any remaining military capability on their part to the extnt that it would takes scores of years for the bastards to pose a large threat to anyone.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

196 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:57 AM (edUvp)

And every time the excuse of lead time is used to not to develop new oil fields the more it's a self fulfilling prophecy. That was the excuse in Alaska 20 years ago.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 12:01 PM (WNOcj)

197 What I learned from working in the business is a constant that has held true for almost a century now, regardless of business climate or political trends - if you want to increase oil supply in any measurable way, you need to start 5 years ago. That's the average lag time in any big development projects that can make a significant change in your numbers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:57 AM (edUvp)

Shale takes a bit under a year, though there's only so many places that can be done. Oil supply has been much more flexible since 2014 which is why estimates for extreme pricing scenarios have regularly been wrong.

There's also some flexibility in areas that were producing below capacity. The global gap that needs to be covered is about 5% to enable an indefinite blockade.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 12:01 PM (okun6)

198 In re-reading Churchill's 'The Rising Storm'
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Drat! It's 'The Gathering Storm'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 12:02 PM (XeU6L)

199 Trump was annoyed by the chairman of Exxon when he invited him to take over and rebuild the Venezuelan oilfields. Chairman said publicly that it would take 10 years and $100 billion in investments to bring them back, and his company had better prospects elsewhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:57 AM (edUvp)

Exxon is b___ deep in Guyana right now, they may not have had the interest in rehabbing Venezuelan fields as well. That said, there are a lot of companies who were interested in Venezuela

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:02 PM (rbvCR)

200 185 Trump was annoyed by the chairman of Exxon when he invited him to take over and rebuild the Venezuelan oilfields. Chairman said publicly that it would take 10 years and $100 billion in investments to bring them back, and his company had better prospects elsewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:57 AM (edUvp)

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And he was wrong.

Chevron's in there and has tripled production in about a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:02 PM (JQYF1)

201
That is true, but there's a price to pay for such decentralization. Every local IRGC leader imagines himself as a warlord, and pretty soon, they start fighting among themselves, making overthrow of the entire system much easier. Also, they can be defeated in detail.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

See the Warlord Era in China.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 12:02 PM (y9nCu)

202 televise a few live mullahs being run through a meat grinder and tell them more is coming

no negotiations, no escape, no remorse, no hurry to talk at all

Posted by: DanMan at June 02, 2026 12:03 PM (8uzBS)

203 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 12:00 PM (dK+Kv)

How did they lock everyone in their homes for a year and keep everyone out of churches and parks while filling the streets with violent animals? There is more than one way to fill a ditch. Stay frosty.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:03 PM (eEgwP)

204 How did they lock everyone in their homes for a year and keep everyone out of churches and parks while filling the streets with violent animals? There is more than one way to fill a ditch. Stay frosty.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:03 PM (eEgwP)

You asked for it...........

https://youtu.be/3HifMA7gCM0

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

205
Trump's basic problem is that he's trying to pursue a "Kind War",

in the sense that he believes that the majority of Iranians want to be free of insane Shiite muslim rule.

Plus, he wants to preserve the ability of a new, friendly gov't to export oil and rebuild their country.

Plus, he wants to preserve good will with the Muslim frenemies in the area. Which precludes an all out attempt to destroy Shiite power probably by bombing the mosques and madrassas to dust hopefully with the Shiite clergy on board.

But, the Shiite gov't exists only to bring about the apocalypse.

Trump's problem then is to either have the Iranians overthrown the regime and install a new gov't which it appears they can't, won't, or don't appear able to do.

Or, convince the Shiite loonies that if they want to ability to eventually destroy Israel, the US, Western Society and the world in general...well, they just have to reset their watches to fifty years or so in the future...or whenever the US loses interest.

Possibly the next major election if the Democrats win.

In that case, if the iranians really do think in 100 years blocks instead of next week like they're always bragging...they'll make the deal.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (iJfKG)

206 See the Warlord Era in China.

Yup. That's who I was thinking of.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

207 At this point with Iran, send in Korben Dallas to lead the negotiations.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (wVcYX)

208 In re-reading Churchill's 'The Rising Storm', the parallels between the post-WWI dealings with Germany by the diplomats/politicians almost exactly track the way that Iran has been handled, or perhaps 'not handled' is the better description.

If you can lay your hands on a copy, just read the first chapter or two. It's a real eye-opener.

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I've read Churchill's The Gathering Storm. He did everything he could to sound the alarm at what he knew was coming. He warned over and over and over.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (qBdHI)

209 Just had an interview.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (JQYF1)

210 It's a fever dream of the left. The right is more well-armed than probably most armies on the planet.

They're comically deluded.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 12:00 PM (dK+Kv)

Probably? Provably and motorized.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (TsnvK)

211 187 How long do you suppose the regime in Iran can hold out with no oil revenue coming in?

Just because the garbage media doesn't report it doesn't mean it isn't true.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 11:58 AM (viF8m)

as long as China, Pakistan, and Russia keep letting them buy on credit and keep sending enough goods in overland to allow them to get by. Pakistan alone has 6 large land crossings for both trains and vehicles that are loaded up with goods entering every day.

Oh I meant to say "our good friend and negotiating partner, Pakistan."

civil unrest is not an issue. Anyone who protests prices or shortages is shot on the spot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:05 PM (edUvp)

212 I've read Churchill's The Gathering Storm. He did everything he could to sound the alarm at what he knew was coming. He warned over and over and over.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (qBdHI)

That's what finally got him elected Prime Minister.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 12:06 PM (WNOcj)

213 211 civil unrest is not an issue. Anyone who protests prices or shortages is shot on the spot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:05 PM (edUvp)

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Footage coming out of Iran over the last few months shows this isn't entirely true.

There is an iron boot, but it's not really keeping the Iranian people down.

The problem is that the Iranian people don't seem to have any kind of organizing structure to counter the IRGC. It's just a mob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:06 PM (JQYF1)

214 Exactly.

>>@EricLDaugh
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11s
>>🚨 NOW: Sec. Marco Rubio just EMBARRASSED Dem Sen. Cory Booker thinking he knows more about foreign policy than Rubio

>>"We're allowing Iran to SELL OIL, they've made $10-$50B!"

>>RUBIO: "They did NOT get $50 billion, and they are now LOSING HUNDREDS of millions per DAY because of the blockade."

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:06 PM (viF8m)

215 "Negotiating" with the weird beards is the same as "crossing the aisle" to reach a compromise with the democrats.

Your gonna get it in your ass or your mouth, just pick one.

Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag, Sodomite at June 02, 2026 12:07 PM (IqKsT)

216 209 Just had an interview.

Fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (JQYF1)

Good luck man. Hope this doesn't impact your sourdough side hustle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:07 PM (xcxpd)

217 Trump's basic problem is that he's trying to pursue a "Kind War",

in the sense that he believes that the majority of Iranians want to be free of insane Shiite muslim rule.

He's not completely off base. Islam is nowhere near a majority in Iran now. Sure, some of them mouth the words, but most are thoroughly sick of having it rammed down their throats. America is very popular with the people. And then there are the ethnic minorities who want out altogether.

IIRC, Persians comprise only 60% or so of Persia.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

218 The enemy press is ramping up the terms quagmire, and stalemate. Whether the public is paying attention to them is another matter.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:08 PM (Gqar8)

219 216 209 Just had an interview.

Fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (JQYF1)

Good luck man. Hope this doesn't impact your sourdough side hustle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:07 PM (xcxpd)

=======

I'm going to be the most prominent mid-level long-form movie talking head on YouTube even if it kills me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:08 PM (JQYF1)

220 196 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 11:57 AM (edUvp)

And every time the excuse of lead time is used to not to develop new oil fields the more it's a self fulfilling prophecy. That was the excuse in Alaska 20 years ago.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 12:01 PM (WNOcj)

It amazes me that even in a Trump administration there has been no interest in revisiting Alaska. I blame Murkowski for that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:08 PM (edUvp)

221 Most of the ME governments are not hostile to the US currently. There are a few that are harboring terrorists. The goal is not to westernize Iran but to eliminate the radicalism.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:58 AM (WNOcj)

According to Treas. Sec. Bessant, most of the ME governments were secretly holding Iranian assets to get around the sanctions, right up to the point that Iran started launching missiles at them and the critical infrastructure.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:08 PM (rbvCR)

222 212 I've read Churchill's The Gathering Storm. He did everything he could to sound the alarm at what he knew was coming. He warned over and over and over.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (qBdHI)

That's what finally got him elected Prime Minister.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 12:06 PM (WNOcj)

And the Leftists booted his ass out of office as soon as the war was over.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:08 PM (xcxpd)

223 221 According to Treas. Sec. Bessant, most of the ME governments were secretly holding Iranian assets to get around the sanctions, right up to the point that Iran started launching missiles at them and the critical infrastructure.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:08 PM (rbvCR)

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Almost like the IRGC are illiterate third worlders who only understand a world where they get what they want no matter what and have no experience with actual pushback.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (JQYF1)

224 Darren Woods has become a careful man and the BOD has a few diversity appointments. But the basis resetting when children inherit makes it difficult to sell.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (w8dnx)

225 Wait, are you trying to tell me that Islamacists lie and never keep their taqiyya sunrise words?

/Shocked, Shocked!
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:56 AM (Na5xP)

I thought that was an Eagles song?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (wVcYX)

226 I'm going to be the most prominent mid-level long-form movie talking head on YouTube even if it kills me!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:08 PM (JQYF1)

There you go, priorities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (xcxpd)

227 221 Most of the ME governments are not hostile to the US currently. There are a few that are harboring terrorists. The goal is not to westernize Iran but to eliminate the radicalism.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:58 AM (WNOcj)

According to Treas. Sec. Bessant, most of the ME governments were secretly holding Iranian assets to get around the sanctions, right up to the point that Iran started launching missiles at them and the critical infrastructure.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:08 PM (rbvCR)

The Middle Eastern elite are related. At the same time some of those countries were in a proxy war against Iran in Yemen. While it hasn't historically been as simple as "friend" or "enemy" of Iran, most of them are now aligned more cleanly as enemies of Iran.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (okun6)

228 They tried it the other way in Ukraine, and apparently that is why there is a concern that the Mexican cartels now have MANPADs

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 11:59 AM (rbvCR)

Saturate the country with small arms, if boots on the ground are not ever an option. Let the factions sort it out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (dK+Kv)

229 213

The problem is that the Iranian people don't seem to have any kind of organizing structure to counter the IRGC. It's just a mob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:06 PM (JQYF1)

That’s a fact, and it was a very predictable fact.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar8)

230 Of course we won the Cold War. The USSR no longer exists, and I've been assured many times on this here site that Russia poses no threat to us or the rest of Europe, and Ukraine had it coming.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

The USSR gave independent nuclear attack authority to individual commanders at times, they were uniquely insane and it is a very good thing they're gone.

Russia does pose a threat to us (assuming their nukes are still in working order), but not in terms of conventional warfare. They're struggling with a single, formerly conquered, neighbor. Given a few decades and slowly gobbling up and consolidating eastern europe again they could pose a threat, but even europe's dilapidated military would easy hold of Russia right now.

The Ukraine sentiment is mostly reactionary to how fervently the left deployed their astroturf Ukraine virtue signal campaign. If sentiment had time to build more naturally I think quite a few more people would have properly acknowledged that Russia is clearly in the wrong. Whether we should be supporting them at the level we have is a separate debate.

Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 12:10 PM (i8HNq)

231 as long as China, Pakistan, and Russia keep letting them buy on credit and keep sending enough goods in overland to allow them to get by. Pakistan alone has 6 large land crossings for both trains and vehicles that are loaded up with goods entering every day.

Oh I meant to say "our good friend and negotiating partner, Pakistan."

There's trouble there as well. Pakistan was supposed to buy a bunch of Chinese fighters as partial payback for other support, but reneged on the deal. The Chinese are not happy about it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)

232 Just had an interview.

Fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Fingers crossed 🤞🏻

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 12:10 PM (f8lRf)

233 229 213

The problem is that the Iranian people don't seem to have any kind of organizing structure to counter the IRGC. It's just a mob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:06 PM (JQYF1)

That’s a fact, and it was a very predictable fact.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar

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Who to send weapons to?

A mob?

Yeah, right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:10 PM (JQYF1)

234 He's not completely off base. Islam is nowhere near a majority in Iran now. Sure, some of them mouth the words, but most are thoroughly sick of having it rammed down their throats. America is very popular with the people. And then there are the ethnic minorities who want out altogether.

IIRC, Persians comprise only 60% or so of Persia.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

I'll bet that over 90% of the residents in North Korea wish they weren't part of a communist dictatorship. Once a regime feels free to rule through force alone, what the cattle want no longer matters much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:10 PM (edUvp)

235 Just had an interview.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (JQYF1)

Rotten Tomatoes is hiring?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

236 235 Just had an interview.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:04 PM (JQYF1)

Rotten Tomatoes is hiring?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

======

I'm going to rework their backend so all leftist reviewers get shadowbanned.

There will be three reviews per movie now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:11 PM (JQYF1)

237 It amazes me that even in a Trump administration there has been no interest in revisiting Alaska. I blame Murkowski for that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:08 PM (edUvp)

this is not completely accurate, though it is under reported

03/18/2026

The Department of the Interior held a landmark oil and gas lease sale today for the National Petroleum Reserve in Alaska, resulting in 187 leases and $163,696,722 in total receipts. The sale, which was the first for the reserve since 2019 and the first under President Donald J. Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act, made history for the leasing program in the 23-million-acre National Petroleum Reserve in Alaska, with the most revenue generated ever, the most tracts receiving bids and the second most acreage sold in a single sale.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:12 PM (rbvCR)

238
Just had an interview.

Fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Good luck.

Just make sure you don't talk for three and a half hours at your interview.

😀

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:12 PM (iJfKG)

239 238 Good luck.

Just make sure you don't talk for three and a half hours at your interview.

😀

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:12 PM (iJfKG)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:13 PM (JQYF1)

240 233

Who to send weapons to?

A mob?

Yeah, right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:10 PM (JQYF1)

There never was an internal opposition leader or structure. Still isn’t. Your point, though inconvenient, is well taken.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:13 PM (Gqar8)

241
They tried it the other way in Ukraine, and apparently that is why there is a concern that the Mexican cartels now have MANPADs
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 11:59 AM (rbvCR)

Except that Ukraine is getting weapons for use against a military adversary, not for an insurgency. The Persians don't need MANPADS, main battle tanks and artillery batteries. They need small arms so that they can shoot individual IRGC assholes in the face at close range.

Small arms in the hands of Persian insurgents are a threat to the IRGC, not as much to the rest of the world.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 12:13 PM (y9nCu)

242 Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 12:10 PM (i8HNq)

You seem to have forgotten 2014.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 12:13 PM (TsnvK)

243 >>>I half-believe the Democrats are talking to Iran regime figures behind the scenes

Posted by: Don Black

>This is part of the HUMINT process where we have Mossad conducting surveillance on our illustrious Congress. The Epstein Boogaloo.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 12:14 PM (D1E+2)

244 >Trump's basic problem is that he's trying to pursue a "Kind War"
----

I think Trump thought he could bomb shit out of everything, the regime would collapse, and the People would take over.
Then it's everybody back to the O Club for happy hour.
This has not happened.

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 12:14 PM (ZxPkt)

245 240 There never was an internal opposition leader or structure. Still isn’t. Your point, though inconvenient, is well taken.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:13 PM (Gqar

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There may be. They may be in hiding. Israel may know about it because of their intelligence penetration.

It doesn't seem like it, though.

And the shah's son outside of Iran can't replace a single warlord in a single city who just wants to bathe in the blood of IRGC thugs who killed his family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:14 PM (JQYF1)

246 ======

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:13 PM (JQYF1)

It's the room up front where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now.

However, I DID learn that John Ford is NOT the western movie star as I thought. I confused him with Glenn Ford.

So you've got that feather in your cap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

247 246 However, I DID learn that John Ford is NOT the western movie star as I thought. I confused him with Glenn Ford.

So you've got that feather in your cap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

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False.

Glenn Ford was never a star like Steve Guttenberg.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:15 PM (JQYF1)

248 Almost like the IRGC are illiterate third worlders who only understand a world where they get what they want no matter what and have no experience with actual pushback.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (JQYF1)

I think it is more like the IRGC leadership was socking money away and the rank and file were unaware that was going on, so when they got to launch on their own stick, they fired on their neighbors they didn't realize were doing them favors.
It has been said that the IRGC is like a Hedge Fund with a military and black ops branch.

Come to think of it, Cuba's GAESA is pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:15 PM (rbvCR)

249 I half-believe the Democrats are talking to Iran regime figures behind the scenes

Posted by: Don Black

>This is part of the HUMINT process where we have Mossad conducting surveillance on our illustrious Congress. The Epstein Boogaloo.

Excellent point. If I were a Dem trying to establish a back channel to the Iranians, I'd be deathly worried about Mossad publicizing it almost before it happened. But then, I'm not a stupid Dem.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

250
Glenn Ford was never a star like Steve Guttenberg.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:15 PM (JQYF1)

DISASSEMBLE JOHNNY 5!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

251 250
Glenn Ford was never a star like Steve Guttenberg.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:15 PM (JQYF1)

DISASSEMBLE JOHNNY 5!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Johnny 5.... Alive

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:16 PM (3D9D/)

252 I believe there is an organizing structure. We, the US, just took out the 3rd replacement head of the their Navy. The IRGC hasn't confirmed the other three that have been taken out since but they will have to soon. That intel came from Iranians.
We have barely reached the 90 day mark of this war. How long should it take to arm a forcetthat has known nothing but repression for 47 years?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 12:17 PM (5P5DO)

253 Steve Guttenberg. Hmm, not the Bible guy, guess I’ll have to look him up.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (Gqar8)

254 Saturate the country with small arms, if boots on the ground are not ever an option. Let the factions sort it out.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 12:09 PM (dK+Kv)

The Prussian army in the Franco-Prussian war was capturing arms from the French, and selling them to Bannerman's in New York. Bannerman's told the Prussians that they were neutral and would sell to anyone who could bring them the money, and the Prussians said they didn't care if the weapons got sold to the French again, they would just capture them again.
In some estimations, Bannerman's may have sold the same lots of weapons three or four times to the Paris Commune.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (rbvCR)

255 Steve Guttenberg. Hmm, not the Bible guy, guess I’ll have to look him up.
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM

It's best to start and stop with Police Academy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

256 Bannerman's told the Prussians that they were neutral and would sell to anyone who could bring them the money, and the Prussians said they didn't care if the weapons got sold to the French again, they would just capture them again.
In some estimations, Bannerman's may have sold the same lots of weapons three or four times to the Paris Commune.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (rbvCR)

A.K.A. A Circle Jerk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

257 > It's best to start and stop with Police Academy.

Short Circuit was fun at the time.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (mkw2N)

258 I think Trump thought he could bomb shit out of everything, the regime would collapse, and the People would take over.
Then it's everybody back to the O Club for happy hour.
This has not happened.

Posted by: Don Black

All these years and folks still don't get you can't win a war by air power alone.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (OUMaO)

259 Just had an interview.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You didn't mention Prometheus, did you?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (Fi81e)

260
Short Circuit was fun at the time.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (mkw2N)

I made a failed attempt at being funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

261 259 Just had an interview.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You didn't mention Prometheus, did you?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (Fi81e)

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I hadn't considered it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (JQYF1)

262 Trump believes this war is necessary and so important that he was willing to engage in it even with the political problem of the looming midterms.

Stick with it, Mr. President.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 12:21 PM (KCI+7)

263 255 Steve Guttenberg. Hmm, not the Bible guy, guess I’ll have to look him up.
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM

It's best to start and stop with Police Academy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Ah. Just clicked on who he is. That movie. And that old one, Cocoon, where theolds all get revujenated somehow, and horny. Very horny. THAT guy.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 12:21 PM (Gqar8)

264 I think Trump thought he could bomb shit out of everything, the regime would collapse, and the People would take over.
Then it's everybody back to the O Club for happy hour.
This has not happened.

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 12:14 PM (ZxPkt)

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Trump made two mistakes:
(1) not dropping millions of firearms on Iran; and
(2) not nuking either side of the Hormuz Strait on Day One.

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 12:21 PM (Na5xP)

265 Just had an interview.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You didn't mention Prometheus, did you?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (Fi81e)

=======

I hadn't considered it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (JQYF1)

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Back in the day (what, like 40 years ago?) when I used to interview for jobs, my greatest line was "My Greatest Weakness Is My Greatest Strength ... Kind of Like My Review of Prometheus."

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 12:24 PM (Na5xP)

266 The best review of Talarico I've heard yet.........

"He's a heretic who uses The Bible to convince Christians to believe ungodly things."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

267 It's best to start and stop with Police Academy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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He was the lead in Cocoon. And he was in Diner, one of Barry Levinson's early comedies.

But I'd definitely skip Short Circuit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:25 PM (Fi81e)

268 Those Mexicans can be sneaky!

Massachusetts police respond to call about man in camo with bazooka, find landscaper with leaf blower instead

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

269 The best review of Talarico I've heard yet.........

"He's a heretic who uses The Bible to convince Christians to believe ungodly things."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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Only the latest in that line.

This is not even that new to the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:26 PM (Fi81e)

270
Massachusetts police respond to call about man in camo with bazooka, find landscaper with leaf blower instead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

Better not have been a gas powered leaf blower...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:26 PM (3D9D/)

271 Massachusetts police respond to call about man in camo with bazooka, find landscaper with leaf blower instead

Imagine Jose's surprise when he's surrounded by cops with weapons drawn.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

272 The same media that pushed the narrative that Trump was a puppet of Netanyahu and went to war solely because Bibi told him to, now is attacking Trump's "treatment of a close ally" for the supposed obscenity filled phone call between the two.
You can't hate or distrust our media enough.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 02, 2026 12:26 PM (MNCvZ)

273 High energy prices? I just bought gas for $3.41 / gal.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 11:14 AM (qFwJc)

Where?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 02, 2026 12:27 PM (5xuJ/)

274 His momma knew.

Not satire: Suspect in Minneapolis shooting at Muslim prayer service is named “Mohamed Rage”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:27 PM (ndZc7)

275 > But I'd definitely skip Short Circuit.

Does it not hold up? I saw it as a kid and thought it was fun. Other than that and Police Academy, he also did Three Men and a Baby and Three Men and a Little Lady. I'd definitely skip those.

> I made a failed attempt at being funny.

I laughed.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:27 PM (mkw2N)

276 > "He's a heretic who uses The Bible to convince Christians to believe ungodly things."

AKA using the Lord's name in vain. It's not just saying, "Jesus Christ" as a swear.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:28 PM (mkw2N)

277
I laughed.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:27 PM (mkw2N)

I appreciate your support.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

278 I half-believe the Democrats are talking to Iran regime figures behind the scenes

Posted by: Don Black
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Like John Kerry in 2017--actually fully breaking the Logan Act--telling the mullahs, "Yeah, don't worry about that Trump guy, we're getting rid of him real soon."

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:29 PM (Fi81e)

279 Good luck, TJM! Hope this is your time.

Posted by: RM at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (n/1Oj)

280 Nood Ewok.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (NcvvS)

281 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

282 260
Short Circuit was fun at the time.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (mkw2N)

I made a failed attempt at being funny.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Story of my life. It's why I stopped doing standup.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

283 New one:
Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

284
It's best to start and stop with Police Academy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Pretty much.

Was he a repo-baby or some such thing?

He was so bland that I saw him in several movies but don't really remember him in any except PA and The Bedroom Window but that's more because I thought Elizabeth McGovern was cute at the time.

Not sure if the rumor is true or not that-

Steve Gutenberg's Stand-in and Stunt Double was a Slice of Wonder Bread

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (iJfKG)

285 Also: we hear about the CIA fomenting rebellions around the world all the time

why aren't they fomenting in Iran

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (ZxPkt)

286 Not sure if the rumor is true or not that-

Steve Gutenberg's Stand-in and Stunt Double was a Slice of Wonder Bread

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (iJfKG)

Jewish rye.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (5xuJ/)

287 But I'd definitely skip Short Circuit.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:27 PM (mkw2N)
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I confess that that movie came out in my most hyper-critical period as a film-goer. So, my estimation probably has a lot of that as carry-over.

I wanted more than lightning strikes a robot and it's alive "explanation", perhaps.

However, I would rewatch Three Men and a Baby, but probably not the obligatory sequel.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Fi81e)

288 There's a new entertainment industry post, for any interested.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (lFFaq)

289 That bitch!

Graham Platner for Senate
@grahamformaine
Susan Collins's latest financial report just came out.
A staggering one-third of her money raised this quarter came directly from AIPAC.
Senator Collins is bought and paid for by Benjamin Netanyahu, and she votes accordingly.

-
Not that he's a Nazi or anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ndZc7)

290 If you want silly robot antics without Steve Guttenberg, there's Short Circuit 2.

Posted by: Sjg at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (i8HNq)

291 It's way past time to airdrop tens of thousanfs of AK47s and grenades like confetti intio Tehran. Those small arms are useless for IRGC but crucial to an uprising if there ever is to be one.

A surprise airdrop would probably result in 90% of them being picked up by non-IRGC people. Then its up to the Iranians if they want a new leadership. Street patrols by the IRGC thugs would get very dangerous.

This has turned into a stalemate and the Iranians can last for a long time by trade routes over land. You have to elevate the pressure and I don't see the downside of airdropping 20K rifles and grenades into a country that already has millions.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (HLGJk)

292 It would be really great if our US Congress would stop signaling that they will help the mullahs all they can. If they stood with Trump for once, the war would be over by now and gas prices would be back to normal.

I do not believe Trump is being fooled. I think he wants to give them every possible chance to do the right thing before he unleashes a distressingly painful consequence. Trump wants a peaceful resolution but will give them violence if they refuse peace. He doesn't want violence, but he will produce it if necessary.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (2jtBL)

293 Also: we hear about the CIA fomenting rebellions around the world all the time

why aren't they fomenting in Iran
Posted by: Don Black

Maybe they are, but they’re just not very good at it?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (F6BaC)

294 "President Trump is inordinately proud of his ability to make deals"

What a remarkably stupid comment by the most arrogant narcissist in the entire co-blogger realm. The smug clown who fills our Sundays with showing off his insipid wit and hoity-toity food encyclicals about garlic and French cuisine thinks that the man who forged the Abraham accords, multiple peace and trade deals between hostile nations, and united the Middle East against the Iranian regime thinks President Trump is "inordinately proud".
Geez, can't wait to see what you're having for dinner Sunday. That is unless you're dining in Paris again- be sure to take pictures of the fois gras!!!

Posted by: Anti-anti-Zionist at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Dz7wk)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Old Man and a Child
Gaspare Traversi

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1 I care not about lost firsts, but I will fight, knuckles bloody and teeth sharpened, for your lasts.
― Tyler Knott Gregson,

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 02, 2026 09:36 AM (w9Wax)

2 Not the Blade!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:36 AM (f8lRf)

3 BOING

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 09:36 AM (3UbC6)

4 First?

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (TsnvK)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Got nothing.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (6wpGE)

7 Jimmy Durante - the later years

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (f8lRf)

8 I wondered where Jimmy Durante got his start......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Jimmy Durante?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (3UbC6)

10 Old guy with huge nose creeping on a child. Ick.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (Z9cpE)

11 You wanna do WHAT!!?

Okay, but it's $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (6D7dZ)

12 Hot-cha-cha-cha-cha......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

13 DeNiro, blinded by hatred for Trump, needing assistance getting around.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (w9Wax)

14 WOW!

Great morons think alike!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (3UbC6)

15 Is it possible to put a good spin on this.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (6wpGE)

16 7, 8, & 9. Horde mind. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (f8lRf)

17 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Between the nose and ears, squint a little and that guy looks like LBJ.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (2WIwB)

18 If the old man was Joe Biden they would have called this "The Sniff"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (sKqQm)

19
"Child, I'm warning you now. Stay away from hollywood."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Speaking of large noses...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 09:39 AM (rm3p6)

21 Got some bad news for ya, kid...

Your parents bought you from Gypsies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 09:39 AM (gnNyN)

22 Never heard of this artist.

*exits to look him up*

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)

23 Why was 10 so nervous?

Because 7 8 9.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

24 All you guys went with Durante, I did LBJ.
The HQs is a big tent. All are welcome.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (2WIwB)

25 Old guy gives me the creeps.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (Ciokv)

26 You know they say about a man with a big nose and big ears...

Posted by: fly gal at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (hcgGK)

27 Looks a bit like Paul Simon.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (6wpGE)

28 Now that a nose that knows

Posted by: Toucan Sam at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (HcoTw)

29 Pedo vibe to this.
Would not hang unless the, "Artist", was on the same rope.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (l6rin)

30 NAMBLA?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (4o0UL)

31 Old guy gives me the creeps.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (Ciokv)

heebie jeebies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

32 All you guys went with Durante, I did LBJ.
The HQs is a big tent. All are welcome.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 09:40 AM (2WIwB)
----
...except the old guy in the painting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 09:41 AM (gnNyN)

33 At first I thought it was old woman with impressive proboscis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 09:41 AM (bss/y)

34 18 If the old man was Joe Biden they would have called this "The Sniff"
Posted by: 18-1

Alternative title of this piece is "Shower Time"

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 09:41 AM (JCZqz)

35 The nose isn’t bulbous enough to resemble Durante’s.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

36 34 18 If the old man was Joe Biden they would have called this "The Sniff"
Posted by: 18-1

Alternative title of this piece is "Shower Time"
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 09:41 AM (JCZqz)

Ack!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:41 AM (6wpGE)

37 Behave or I will snort you up my schnozz.
Don't think I'd hang this, a little weird.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (gQKJe)

38 He said he could smell my ....

Posted by: Clarice at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (HcoTw)

39 ...except the old guy in the painting.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 09:41 AM (gnNyN)

Valid point.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (2WIwB)

40 looks like LBJ.
_-_
That's just mean, right there. As a natural born Texan, I humbly apologize for foisting LBJ on the rest of the nation.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (Ujdpe)

41 Yeah, the kid pulling on his clothes is not a great look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (bss/y)

42 NAMBLA?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

Sister organization: NAMGLA

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (f8lRf)

43 Pedo!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (Kt19C)

44 If the old man was Joe Biden they would have called this "The Sniff"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (sKqQm)
-

That's a stroke of genius!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (3UbC6)

45 Related: It just occurred to me that in the kids show 'The Amanda Show', Amanda Bynes starred as the host and played her obsessive fan Penelope Taynt.

Taynt? This show was even creepier than I first thought.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (6D7dZ)

46 DeNiro in few years

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (X8xt3)

47 Traversi REALLY didn't capture Tallarico well at all here...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (Kdi1r)

48 NAMBLA?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

What does The Bulwark have to do with this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

49 Is it possible to put a good spin on this.
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (6wpGE)

Grandfather and granddaughter. Old man had been an officer in the British army. Now, old as he is, he's fleeing with the girl to protect her from the cultural diversity infesting his hamlet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:43 AM (ExV1e)

50 41 Yeah, the kid pulling on his clothes is not a great look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (bss/y)

His? I'm not sure. There's an earring, I think. Which isn't dispositive, but ....

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:43 AM (6wpGE)

51 Alternate Title:
The Captain and the Cabin Boy

Posted by: No Name Today at June 02, 2026 09:43 AM (8mulE)

52 His? I'm not sure. There's an earring, I think. Which isn't dispositive, but ....
Posted by: m

I thought girl too.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:44 AM (f8lRf)

53 47 Traversi REALLY didn't capture Tallarico well at all here...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (Kdi1r)

Maybe Tallarico is the kid and this is how he got that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 09:44 AM (bss/y)

54 46 DeNiro in few years
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 09:42 AM (X8xt3)

Hmm! And on the left, DeNiro in his childhood.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:44 AM (6wpGE)

55 "His nick is 'PSlayer32.' You HAVE to know what he's after......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

56 It's Geezer Golf Tuesday! You can see the creepy old dude in the painting is holding an early type of driver. He's probably asking the kid to caddie for him.
The kid's not buying it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 09:44 AM (2WIwB)

57 44 If the old man was Joe Biden they would have called this "The Sniff"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (sKqQm)

That's a stroke of genius!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

heh

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:45 AM (6wpGE)

58 Wotta honker!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 09:45 AM (amcLV)

59 The kid's hand is in a ... felt hat?

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:45 AM (6wpGE)

60 That's a shitty walking stick.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 09:46 AM (XvL8K)

61 Is it possible to put a good spin on this.
Posted by: m

*********

As an old man with granddaughters I hate that we live in a time when this question even has to be asked.

Posted by: muldoon at June 02, 2026 09:46 AM (qgHp7)

62 52 His? I'm not sure. There's an earring, I think. Which isn't dispositive, but ....
Posted by: m

I thought girl too.
Posted by: rickb223

Boy, girl....they all feel the same...

Posted by: Creepy Old Man with Child during Pride month at June 02, 2026 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

63 49 Is it possible to put a good spin on this.
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:38 AM (6wpGE)

Grandfather and granddaughter. Old man had been an officer in the British army. Now, old as he is, he's fleeing with the girl to protect her from the cultural diversity infesting his hamlet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:43 AM (ExV1e)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:46 AM (6wpGE)

64 In before the 'It's no Rothko' guy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

65 Wotta honker!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 09:45 AM (amcLV)

That would be a great name for a chain of NJ rhinoplasty shops.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:46 AM (ExV1e)

66 Damn, I feel so much better about myself

Posted by: C.D. Bales at June 02, 2026 09:46 AM (HcoTw)

67 56 It's Geezer Golf Tuesday! You can see the creepy old dude in the painting is holding an early type of driver. He's probably asking the kid to caddie for him.
The kid's not buying it.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 09:44 AM (2WIwB)

'I've got a lot of 'woods' I'd like you to carry...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 09:47 AM (bss/y)

68 Wikipedia titles this painting as "Old Beggar and Urchin"

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026 09:47 AM (lJ0H4)

69 Is that a boy child or a girl? Seems to be wearing an earring. Is old guy creeping on a kid or saying "get outta here kid before it gets ugly." ? Could he be a tavern owner?
Seems like a lot of possibilities here. None of those possibilities seem good.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at June 02, 2026 09:47 AM (Z9cpE)

70 he looks like my grandfather

fantastic nose!

btw saw first hummingbird which I take as a good omen

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 09:47 AM (j+aD2)

71 "Listen, girl. Be careful around these Brandons. They're notorious child-botherers. And whatever you do, never take a draw from young Master Hunty's pipe. That's not tobacco."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 09:48 AM (BI5O2)

72 48 NAMBLA?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

What does The Bulwark have to do with this?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Please don't remember us. Please don't remember us....🙏

Posted by: Lincoln Project Pedos at June 02, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

73
Please don't remember us. Please don't remember us....🙏
Posted by: Lincoln Project Pedos at June 02, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

Even better. I always for get about the Man Boy Lincoln Project.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

74 Wotta honker!.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 09:45 AM (amcLV)

Yeah it is.
- The Paolo

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:49 AM (Kdi1r)

75 100 quatloos on CBD being in Boston this week.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:49 AM (f8lRf)

76 100 quatloos on CBD being in Boston this week.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:49 AM (f8lRf)

He getting his free monkey pox vaccine?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

77 71 "Listen, girl. Be careful around these Brandons. They're notorious child-botherers. And whatever you do, never take a draw from young Master Hunty's pipe. That's not tobacco."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 09:48 AM (BI5O2)

And that's not a pipe.
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:49 AM (6wpGE)

78 Folks, there's no need to see this as creepy. To me, it's just and old man leaning on a little girl, perhaps his granddaughter or even great-granddaughter, for support. It's a nice contrast of age and youth.

No need to perv up an innocent scene.

That we do so says a lot about the perversity and depravity of our own society.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

79 100 quatloos on CBD being in Boston this week.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:49 AM (f8lRf)

On purpose? /shudders

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

80 An alternate title is: "Old Beggar With Street Urchin."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:50 AM (iERP6)

81 Painting: Art Hands! Very nice.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 09:50 AM (Wq24h)

82 79 100 quatloos on CBD being in Boston this week.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:49 AM (f8lRf)

On purpose? /shudders
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

Hah!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (6wpGE)

83 His hand is in a bag. He's trying to give the old man some of the money because the old guy is staying behind...You keep all of it, kid. I am too old and too slow to go with you. I'll be okay. Maybe I can slow 'em down a little while you and your dad head for the river...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (Ujdpe)

84 68 Wikipedia titles this painting as "Old Beggar and Urchin"
Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026 09:47 AM (lJ0H4)

80 An alternate title is: "Old Beggar With Street Urchin."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:50 AM (iERP6)

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (6wpGE)

85 As an old man with granddaughters I hate that we live in a time when this question even has to be asked.

Posted by: muldoon at June 02, 2026 09:46 AM (qgHp7)

Yes. But it also goes hand in hand with the coarsening of public discourse...one reason for the "100 Comment Rule!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (iERP6)

86
Yes. But it also goes hand in hand with the coarsening of public discourse...one reason for the "100 Comment Rule!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (iERP6)

I blame RuPaul's Drag Race.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

87 There are two small, brightly-colored birds trying to build a nest in my portico.

Should I keep shooing them away, or let them build it and then harvest the eggs for breakfast?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:53 AM (iERP6)

88 definitions all over the place

urchin
noun
1 a mischievous young child, especially one who is poorly or raggedly dressed: he was surrounded by a dozen street urchins in rags.
• archaic a goblin.
2 short for sea urchin
3 dialect a hedgehog.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:53 AM (6wpGE)

89 Is the old man wearing an old military jacket? Maybe, he's a veteran in the British army.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026 09:54 AM (Oy/m2)

90 Di Niro"s nose grew!

Posted by: fenelon at June 02, 2026 09:54 AM (3gthc)

91 87 There are two small, brightly-colored birds trying to build a nest in my portico.

Should I keep shooing them away, or let them build it and then harvest the eggs for breakfast?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:53 AM (iERP6)

OT!
85 "100 Comment Rule!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (iERP6)

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:55 AM (6wpGE)

92 Is the old man wearing an old military jacket? Maybe, he's a veteran in the British army.
Posted by: dantesed

"Let me tell you, Granddaughter, about my role in the so-called 'Boston Massacre.'"

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

93
OT!
85 "100 Comment Rule!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (iERP6)
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:55 AM (6wpGE)

Sick burn!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

94 He still hasn't found the bridge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

95 87 There are two small, brightly-colored birds trying to build a nest in my portico.

Should I keep shooing them away, or let them build it and then harvest the eggs for breakfast?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:53 AM (iERP6)

Hmmm, there are two choices before you as you've stated them.

1) Gently keep them from building a nest in an undesirable area.

2) Eat their children.

I think I'd go with #1. I got a dozen large eggs for under $2 the other night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 09:57 AM (bss/y)

96 [100 comment rule][CBD]

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (Kdi1r)

97 The old guy's recounting his war days, when he was just urchin for a fight.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

98 No need to perv up an innocent scene.

That we do so says a lot about the perversity and depravity of our own society.
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

***

*hangs head*
Yes dad.

Actually as I look at it I see an old blind guy with his cane getting help from a little girl. Granddaughter perhaps.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (2WIwB)

99 Ugh - I thought I'd be over 100 - Sorry, CBD.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (Kdi1r)

100
Um... what GENDER were those staffers?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (Kdi1r)

What AGE were those staffers?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

101 The sea was angry that day.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (TsnvK)

102 Ugh - I thought I'd be over 100 - Sorry, CBD.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (Kdi1r)

That's ok. He already violated his own rule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

103 97 The old guy's recounting his war days, when he was just urchin for a fight.
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

; )

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:59 AM (6wpGE)

104 He doesn't look happy. Perhaps he's pointing out to her that rather than shooing away pretty little birds that are trying to build a nest in their portico or letting them nest and then stealing the eggs for breakfast, they could let the little birds be and celebrate life.

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at June 02, 2026 09:59 AM (EcHpA)

105 Willowed from last thread, but speaking of noses:

A big nose didn’t diminish Sophia Loren’s hotness in the least. Enhanced her sensuality, in fact.
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

106 Talarico Campaign Refuses to Deny He Had Inappropriate Relationships With Other Staffers

Pretty much just good training for being in Congress in the 21st century.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (ExV1e)

107
Nietzzsche's Nostrils - a limerick

There once was an old man named Stu
Whose nasal passages just grew and grew
It seems fair too suppose
If you gaze into the nose
The nose will gaze back into you

Posted by: muldoon at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (qgHp7)

108 OT!
85 "100 Comment Rule!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (iERP6)

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:55 AM (6wpGE)

And what is the "100 Comment Rule?"

I have explained it no more than 50 times, so this might be a tricky question!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (iERP6)

109 Painting is well done but Gramps looks creepy...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (luin1)

110 thank you Bulg, it needed to be said.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (VyBeY)

111 96 "Talarico Campaign Refuses to Deny He Had Inappropriate Relationships With Other Staffers"

Um... what GENDER were those staffers?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (Kdi1r)

How old were the 'staffers'?

Insty had a tweet which posted some of the text exchanges he had with kids- at like 11:30 at night. That's not creepy at all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)

112 Daft slag rockabilly channels Flo the Insurance Lady (5 mins)
youtube.com/watch?v=R_z6M4RjjAs

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:01 AM (Wq24h)

113 I see everybody has discussed Grampa's nose already, so I'll refrain from snorting out another joke.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

114 103 97 The old guy's recounting his war days, when he was just urchin for a fight.
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

; )
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:59 AM (6wpGE)

You say it's urchin
So urchin, so oh-oh urchin
Just wait and see
How urchin my love can be
It's urchin

--Foreigner

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:01 AM (6wpGE)

115 There are two small, brightly-colored birds trying to build a nest in my portico.

Should I keep shooing them away, or let them build it and then harvest the eggs for breakfast?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Do you know the species? Do all species of birds produce edible eggs?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

116 That's ok. He already violated his own rule.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

Many people don't understand the 100 comment rule.

As I understand it, you can go off topic with non-political stuff so long as it's not an attempt at hijacking the thread. Health announcements, for example, are permitted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 10:02 AM (ExV1e)

117 106 Talarico Campaign Refuses to Deny He Had Inappropriate Relationships With Other Staffers

Pretty much just good training for being in Congress in the 21st century.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (ExV1e)

Don't fuck your employees. Not a good thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:02 AM (bss/y)

118 Well, if nobody else is gonna do it, I guess I had better go make some coffee. Later, mor...I mean Morons.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 10:02 AM (rm3p6)

119 Grampa, why do your ears and nose keep growing while your spine is shrinking?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 10:02 AM (D1E+2)

120 Dude can smell colors

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 10:02 AM (oqH4h)

121 Ban metric football!

Six Stabbed at Arsenal Victory Parade in London — Just Hours After PSG Wins Turns Paris Into “Arena of Urban Guerrilla Warfare”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

122 Ace: The crow whisperer
CBD: the small, brightly-colored bird whisperer

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

123 108 OT!
85 "100 Comment Rule!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (iERP6)

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:55 AM (6wpGE)

And what is the "100 Comment Rule?"

I have explained it no more than 50 times, so this might be a tricky question!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (iERP6)

uh-oh

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:03 AM (6wpGE)

124 As I understand it, you can go off topic with non-political stuff so long as it's not an attempt at hijacking the thread. Health announcements, for example, are permitted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 10:02 AM (ExV1e)

It is recommended to not break the topic in the first 100 comments for the Art, Book and Gardening threads.

There are rare exceptions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

125 I wonder why TX Dems are rolling out this weak ass hit on Talarico.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 10:03 AM (BI5O2)

126 The painting is, however, very well done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

127 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

128 Do all species of birds produce edible eggs?
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

All bird eggs are edible, in theory, even buzzard eggs.

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (EcHpA)

129 With a nose like that, he can probably smell downtown Tokyo from where he is.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (Oy/m2)

130 She's gonna tell Mom the old dude touched her 'there' …

Posted by: Dr_No at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (ayRl+)

131 I wonder why TX Dems are rolling out this weak ass hit on Talarico.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 10:03 AM (BI5O2)

They're realizing they actually went full retard?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

132 This old man has George Clooney ears.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (D1E+2)

133 With a nose like that, he can probably smell downtown Tokyo from where he is.
Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (Oy/m2)

He can smell the future.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

134 Yes. But it also goes hand in hand with the coarsening of public discourse...one reason for the "100 Comment Rule!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*Past 100 comments. Takes pants back off.
Ignores strange looks from cow orkers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (f8lRf)

135 As I understand it, you can go off topic with non-political stuff so long as it's not an attempt at hijacking the thread. Health announcements, for example, are permitted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 10:02 AM (ExV1e)

I think it is supposed to be any off topic comment before 100. Exactly what it says on the box.

The idea being that the cob or guest cob in question spent a lot of time preparing a post for the blog and having someone discussing how they really loved Popeye's Chicken sandwich is just rude and dismissive. Unless the guest cob did a post on chicken sandwiches and how McDonald's Chicken Biscuit breakfast sandwich was a delicious surprise.

Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

136 122 Ace: The crow whisperer
CBD: the small, brightly-colored bird whisperer
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

Ace: The crow whisperer
CBD: the small, brightly-colored bird egg-snatcher

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (6wpGE)

137 All bird eggs are edible, in theory, even buzzard eggs.
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (EcHpA)

I would avoid the fertilized ones.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

138 Alternate title:

"Old Lesbian Counsels Ellen Page"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (iJfKG)

139 I've seen photos of busts of ancient Romans, and given that they are hundreds or thousands of years old, and that they are idealized . . . it's amazing how much some of them resemble recent people. Lucius Cornelius Sulla looked incredibly like LBJ. The bust of Julius Caesar with hair looks like Patrick Stewart as Picard. And Julian the Apostate? Dead ringer for Richard Dreyfuss.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (wzUl9)

140 And what is the "100 Comment Rule?"

Best figure it out. You don't want to see the 101 Comment Rule.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 10:06 AM (2WIwB)

141 23 6

Posted by: cmeat at June 02, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)

142 And what is the "100 Comment Rule?"

I have explained it no more than 50 times, so this might be a tricky question!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

A TEST! It's a TRAP!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 10:06 AM (f8lRf)

143 Shameless Gavin Newsom Pushes LA Mayor Karen Bass Right Under the Bus

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Greasy Gavin says the reason his policies haven't worked is local leaders haven't done them right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

144 Alright... off to, potentially, get the news.

In the immortal words of the Statler Brothers, "I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 10:07 AM (ExV1e)

145 ‘Son, when I’m gone this will all be yours.’
- Old Man

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 10:07 AM (r51hs)

146 let me gaspari your arm before i traversi the hinterlands.

Posted by: cmeat at June 02, 2026 10:08 AM (R11M+)

147 143 Shameless Gavin Newsom Pushes LA Mayor Karen Bass Right Under the Bus

-
Greasy Gavin says the reason his policies haven't worked is local leaders haven't done them right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

hahahahaha!
Yay!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:08 AM (6wpGE)

148 Alternate title:

"Old Man With a Mullet is Convinced He's Still Rockin' In His Nineties"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 10:08 AM (iJfKG)

149 Jeff Crouere: Jill Biden, the Doctor of Dishonesty

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Now, that's just mean.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

150 Greasy Gavin says the reason his policies haven't worked is local leaders haven't done them right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
----
As always, the policy can never, ever be wrong.

People are the problem.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 10:09 AM (gnNyN)

151 "Nobody nose the trouble I've seen ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:09 AM (Na5xP)

152 In general ace has stated he does not mind going OT on HIS posts before 100, but I think that is him being trying to be polite and enforce it for the cobs. It's a good rule of courtesy so I try to keep it even for ace's threads.

Exceptions being Open threads, Cafe and the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)

153 Greasy Gavin says the reason his policies haven't worked is local leaders haven't done them right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
----
As always, the policy can never, ever be wrong.

People are the problem.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 10:09 AM (gnNyN)

------------

"Communism has only killed over 100 million people -- but damn, if we could just do it right next time!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:10 AM (Na5xP)

154 152 In general ace has stated he does not mind going OT on HIS posts before 100, but I think that is him being trying to be polite and enforce it for the cobs. It's a good rule of courtesy so I try to keep it even for ace's threads.

Exceptions being Open threads, Cafe and the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)

And Pixy's thread. It's kind of The Good Morning Thread.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:10 AM (6wpGE)

155 I would avoid the fertilized ones.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Balut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:10 AM (bss/y)

156 The Bekins Van Lines guy has been and gone with his phone video (narrated by yours truly) of my place. They'll have a moving estimate for me shortly. I've asked for an estimate about packing as well; I know I can do it myself, and will do a lot of it, but I dread it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9)

157 Alright... off to, potentially, get the news.

In the immortal words of the Statler Brothers, "I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026

***
Wasn't that the Pointer Sisters?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)

158 Sometimes one must go off topic to remain on topic.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:12 AM (TsnvK)

159
Balut.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:10 AM (bss/y)

Disgusting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

160 Hey! Teacher! Leave that kid alone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 10:12 AM (9JZPQ)

161 World Cup tickets are expensive for the top tier teams and US team. But even there, it’s not as crazy as the media is making it out. As shocking as it is, the media - get this - lies.

Yeah best seats in the house are several thousands. But you can get upper deck seats for under $1000. For lower tier teams seats are in the $200-300 range. There are many college football games every year where tickets are more than that. Cheapest Super Bowl tickets are $5k every year. The big games command big prices for tickets. People were spending $1k for nosebleed seats to see Taylor Swift and the same media that is complaining about World Cup prices was celebrating that. Gee I wonder why that is? Could it be because TayTay is a Democrat sweetheart but Trump is president during the WC? Nah that’s crazy talk.

I’m not sure exactly what people expect. The WC is the biggest sports event in the world. It’s a once in a lifetime event for a lot of people. It’s not going to be cheap to attend.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:13 AM (Tpp9k)

162 Wolfus:

98 85 ... am strongly considering donating my 1984 set of the Britannica. Those volumes are *heavy*. Much as I love them, and even though I still consult them from time to time when I can't get to the computer, they are woefully out of date on many things and kind of redundant.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)

Do that anyway! One less thing to do at moving-time, whenever that may be.
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 07:27 AM (6wpGE)

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:13 AM (6wpGE)

163
"Communism has only killed over 100 million people -- but damn, if we could just do it right next time!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:10 AM (Na5xP)

*fistbump*

Posted by: John Kerry at June 02, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

164 This old man has George Clooney ears.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 10:04 AM (D1E+2)

-----------

And "He's got Betty Davis thighs ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:13 AM (Na5xP)

165 photos of busts of ancient Romans

Them old greek homos with tiny pee pees?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 10:13 AM (Kt19C)

166 Ok looky, one for the biden library.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:14 AM (snZF9)

167 78 haha
depraved perverse comic relief.

Posted by: cmeat at June 02, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

168
Major "Mister Creepy" vibe here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 10:14 AM (ixS3i)

169 Note: the 100 comment rule uses base 10, not base 2. If it were binary, we'd get OT comments after number 4. Which is suboptimal.

4

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:14 AM (Wq24h)

170 Reminds me of the old Roach Motel ads. Roaches check in but they don't check out.

Canada’s State-Sponsored Suicide Is Now Available At Your Local Drive-Thru

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You drive in but you don't drive out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

171
Good morning, Morons! Nice art, but it gives a pervy vibe.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 10:15 AM (QVmho)

172
I’m not sure exactly what people expect. The WC is the biggest sports event in the world. It’s a once in a lifetime event for a lot of people. It’s not going to be cheap to attend.
Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:13 AM (Tpp9k)

People are pissed because everything relating to this particular world cup will be the most expensive in the history of ever.

It's price gouging of the highest order.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

173 87 finchy winchy!

Posted by: cmeat at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (R11M+)

174 Grampa here looks like Jimmy Durante, yes, but also like a Old Hollywood fellow named C. Aubrey Smith. He played Peter Lawford's father in the 1949 Little Women w/ June Allyson.

IMDb: "It was in 1930, with the advent of sound, that Smith found his position in the movies and that position would be distinguished roles. He played military officers, successful business men, ministers of the cloth and ministers of government. With the bushy eyebrows and stoic face, he played men who know about honour, tradition, and the correct path."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (wzUl9)

175 ...McDonald's Chicken Biscuit breakfast sandwich...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

What's this? A new sandwich?

I get fast food about once a year, but that will probably be tomorrow, on a long drive. So this is exciting news!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (iERP6)

176 Hey! Teacher! Leave that kid alone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 10:12 AM (9JZPQ)

-------------

"All in all, you're just another brick in the wall."

/Shit I heard over 1000 times from my college freshman roommates' record player in '79 ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (Na5xP)

177 I would avoid the fertilized ones.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

I'm not sure how one would do that in the wild!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:17 AM (iERP6)

178 The most disturbing part about today's art, is that there is virtually no back story about the painting.

The art world is usually great at giving stories about a painting, but not this one.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 10:17 AM (f8lRf)

179 Alternate title:

"Zombie Jimmy Durante Counsels Young Comedian to Get a Catch Phrase Like "Hot-cha-cha-cha!" before Eating the Child's Sweet and Tender Brains"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (iJfKG)

180 Jennifer Lopez’ Daughter Emme Now Identifies As a “Boy” Named Oskar

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Oskar Meyer?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

181
I get fast food about once a year, but that will probably be tomorrow, on a long drive. So this is exciting news!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (iERP6)

The only thing I find remotely edible from McD's is their breakfast sausage.

Sausage McMuffin /w cheese, no egg FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

182 That guy looks like a younger Robert DeNiro.

Posted by: huerfano at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (VJX5o)

183 Son, when I’m gone this will all be yours.’
- Old Man

What, the curtains?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (qNffx)

184 Canada’s State-Sponsored Suicide Is Now Available At Your Local Drive-Thru

-
You drive in but you don't drive out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

---------------

"You can drive-thru any time you like ...
But you can never leave."

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (Na5xP)

185 People are pissed because everything relating to this particular world cup will be the most expensive in the history of ever.

It's price gouging of the highest order.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

Part of that is generally everything is the most expensive ever. McDonald’s is 50% more today than in 2022. Why would you expect WC tickets to have been immune from that price increase?

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (Tpp9k)

186

I'm not sure how one would do that in the wild!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:17 AM (iERP6)

Candlelight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

187 "All in all, you're just another brick in the wall."

/Shit I heard over 1000 times from my college freshman roommates' record player in '79 ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (Na5xP)

Heh...my overdose was in 1980. A friend saw The Wall concert in Philly, and it was on a loop for months!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:19 AM (iERP6)

188 As Henry Nowak bled out, he became paler, so more white, so of course the cops hated him more.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Fi81e)

189 Note: the 100 comment rule uses base 10, not base 2. If it were binary, we'd get OT comments after number 4. Which is suboptimal.

It could be worse, it could be hexadecimal and we'd struggle ever to get out of the OT zone...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 02, 2026 10:19 AM (OUMaO)

190 "Sausage McMuffin /w cheese"

What do those cost now? $9?

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Wq24h)

191 Jennifer Lopez’ Daughter Emme Now Identifies As a “Boy” Named Oskar

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Oskar Meyer?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

------------

Isn't it time for an "Odd Couple" reboot with fellow tranny Felix?

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (Na5xP)

192 108 OT!
85 "100 Comment Rule!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 09:51 AM (iERP6)

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 09:55 AM (6wpGE)

And what is the "100 Comment Rule?"

I have explained it no more than 50 times, so this might be a tricky question!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (iERP6)

Some of us are simple folk.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (6wpGE)

193 "All in all, you're just another brick in the wall."

/Shit I heard over 1000 times from my college freshman roommates' record player in '79 ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (Na5xP)

If I never here that shit again it will still be too soon.
That album is as retarded as the fuckhead that wrote it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (TsnvK)

194 Part of that is generally everything is the most expensive ever. McDonald’s is 50% more today than in 2022. Why would you expect WC tickets to have been immune from that price increase?
Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (Tpp9k)

I mean, you go ahead and pay $100 for a 15 minute bus ride.

I won't be participating. Neither will a lot of others that would love the opportunity to see the best in the world flop like a fish.

The pricing for this round is out of control ridiculous. It's not a 'price increase.' It's f*cking rape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

195 That guy looks like a younger Robert DeNiro.

Posted by: huerfano at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (VJX5o)

Thats some funny shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (snZF9)

196 That album is as retarded as the fuckhead that wrote it.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (TsnvK)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

197
"Lookee here. I'ma only sayin' this oncet.

"First ye punch 'em in da nose and den youse grabs his yarblockos and gives 'em a good twist!

"See if'n he bothers ye after dat!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 10:21 AM (ixS3i)

198 The art world is usually great at giving stories about a painting, but not this one.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 10:17 AM (f8lRf)

Interesting point. Of course Wiki has the wrong title, but that is par for the course!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:21 AM (iERP6)

199 Jennifer Lopez’ Daughter Emme Now Identifies As a “Boy” Named Oskar

-
Oskar Meyer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

S/He wants to have an Oscar Meyer weiner!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 10:21 AM (qNffx)

200 "I have explained it no more than 50 times"

By definition, it requires 100 explanations.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:21 AM (Wq24h)

201 Heh...my overdose was in 1980. A friend saw The Wall concert in Philly, and it was on a loop for months!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:19 AM (iERP6)

------------

lol

Up next: Pat Benatar MTV videos FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:21 AM (Na5xP)

202 Jennifer Lopez’ Daughter Emme Now Identifies As a “Boy” Named Oskar

Hollywood destroys another. I'd like to see the bloodwork on this kid.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

203 I would avoid the fertilized ones.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

I'm not sure how one would do that in the wild!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Aren't all birds' eggs fertilized once they're laid, but the embryo just hasn't started to develop yet? Or does the mother bird lay some dud eggs along with the good ones?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

204 And what is the "100 Comment Rule?"

I have explained it no more than 50 times, so this might be a tricky question!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:00 AM (iERP6)

Some of us are simple folk.
Posted by: m

People of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... Morons.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 10:22 AM (f8lRf)

205 The pricing for this round is out of control ridiculous. It's not a 'price increase.' It's f*cking rape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

I am going to stay far, far away from anything to do with the World Cup. And there are a bunch of games at MetLife Stadium, which is relatively close to me. So I will have to work at it. But avoiding metric kick-ball is a job worth doing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:23 AM (iERP6)

206 115 the tookie tookie bird gives live birth.

Posted by: cmeat at June 02, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)

207 "All in all, you're just another brick in the wall."

/Shit I heard over 1000 times from my college freshman roommates' record player in '79 ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (Na5xP)

If I never here that shit again it will still be too soon.
That album is as retarded as the fuckhead that wrote it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (TsnvK)

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:23 AM (snZF9)

208 People are pissed because everything relating to this particular world cup will be the most expensive in the history of ever. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
--

It's also the biggest field in World Cup history. They eased qualification to get more countries in. Paying top dollar to watch teams that don't belong anywhere near a World Cup is a tough sell. Looking at you, Curacao.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 02, 2026 10:24 AM (0bjKf)

209 What's this? A new sandwich?

I get fast food about once a year, but that will probably be tomorrow, on a long drive. So this is exciting news!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (iERP6)

Nah, it's not new. This was a while back. They stopped it for a while and brought it back. Have not tried it since it's been back because I usually opt for the steak bagel sandwich.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)

210 190 "Sausage McMuffin /w cheese"

What do those cost now? $9?
Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Wq24h)
Plain sausage biscuits are your best bet.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 10:25 AM (r51hs)

211 Interesting point. Of course Wiki has the wrong title, but that is par for the course!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I saw probably 20 different sites. All they wanted to do was sell you a copy or other artwork from him. But none had any story about what it was. It was just strange.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 10:25 AM (f8lRf)

212 Part of that is generally everything is the most expensive ever. McDonald’s is 50% more today than in 2022. Why would you expect WC tickets to have been immune from that price increase?
Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:18 AM (Tpp9k)
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Indeed. In general, you would expect the price to be higher in year 20xx + 10 than 20xx, so as some point between 20xx and 20xx + 10 you're likely to have a "most expensive x ever" year.

It does not surprise me that under Biden or under Trump we have the "most expensive" version of some event ever.

Because inflation doesn't stay at 0.0% and prices, over time, increase. The main places where we've seen prices fall is in tech where they learn to do some newer thing drastically better. And tech prices, having been put in the market basket, restrain the calculated rate of inflation.

Which generally give people the wrong idea of how fast the price of standard commodities are rising.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:25 AM (Fi81e)

213 But avoiding metric kick-ball is a job worth doing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:23 AM (iERP6)

Not that I go to Arlington, TX very often, but I will especially avoid the area during flopfest as well.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

214 It's also the biggest field in World Cup history. They eased qualification to get more countries in. Paying top dollar to watch teams that don't belong anywhere near a World Cup is a tough sell. Looking at you, Curacao.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 02, 2026 10:24 AM (0bjKf)

Like Jamaican Bobsledders.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:25 AM (snZF9)

215 Joe Biden and Ashley: the early years.

Should hang.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (TezPK)

216 How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:23 AM (snZF9)

Is that what he was doing behind the grandstands?

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (TsnvK)

217 Bringing soccer to the US is just another attempt to destroy the country.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (WNOcj)

218
The worst thing about the World Cup is that they're using the Metric System for Scoring, Drinks, and Snacks.

It's a brainwash, people!

Like so:

https://tinyurl.com/4sh55j83

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

219 That album is as retarded as the fuckhead that wrote it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (TsnvK)

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Shrill Waters Run Deep.

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (Na5xP)

220 And what is the "100 Comment Rule?"
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Don't talk about the 100 Comment Rule.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (Fi81e)

221 96 [100 comment rule][CBD]
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:58 AM (Kdi1r)

ouch

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (6wpGE)

222 Hollywood destroys another. I'd like to see the bloodwork on this kid.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Who’s yo daddy?

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 10:27 AM (r51hs)

223 Bringing soccer to the US is just another attempt to destroy the country.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (WNOcj)

This.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

224 137 they'll do in a badger den.

Posted by: cmeat at June 02, 2026 10:27 AM (R11M+)

225 "The main places where we've seen prices fall is in tech"

Until the RAM price explosion arrived recently. Cripes.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:27 AM (Wq24h)

226 mean, you go ahead and pay $100 for a 15 minute bus ride.

I won't be participating. Neither will a lot of others that would love the opportunity to see the best in the world flop like a fish.

The pricing for this round is out of control ridiculous. It's not a 'price increase.' It's f*cking rape.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

The $100 bus ride is in NY? Yeah well that’s NY.
I get it if you think it’s not worth the money. I’d never spend $5k to attend the Super Bowl but others do. Everyone has their own metrics for these things.

I think it’s way overblown though relative to other big events like the Super Bowl, Masters etc where people spend really stupid money to attend every year.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:27 AM (Tpp9k)

227 Who’s yo daddy?
Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 10:27 AM (r51hs)

Rexulti.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

228 190 "Sausage McMuffin /w cheese"

What do those cost now? $9?
Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Wq24h)

You laugh but most combos with a large drink seem to be around 9-10.

And everything is like that. Taco Bell. I got some for the first time in months last week. 2 chicken chalupa combo (so comes with a hard shell taco) and got a regular order of nacho fries and a large drink and it came to like $14. Taco Bell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)

229 Soccer and basketball are two equally shitty sports. The former doesn't have enough scoring to maintain interest, and the latter has so much, one loses interest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (1z8ji)

230 I have this painting hanging in my sex room. Goes nice with the round bed and mirrored ceiling!

Posted by: Tim Walz, Chomo at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (IqKsT)

231 Bringing soccer to the US is just another attempt to destroy the country.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (WNOcj)

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Soccer is the ultimate Socialist Sport.

/Seriously, and I played it in high school because my football coach wanted us to stay in shape during the off-season ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (Na5xP)

232 Because inflation doesn't stay at 0.0% and prices, over time, increase. The main places where we've seen prices fall is in tech where they learn to do some newer thing drastically better. And tech prices, having been put in the market basket, restrain the calculated rate of inflation.

Also that thing about subsidizing it by selling your information.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (OUMaO)

233 Man I like reading the Guardian.
It's some of the most deliberately ignorant, intentionally dense propaganda out there.

It's not even good propaganda 'cause they're all so uneducated themselves, the best they can do is recycle the same lies they've relied upon for decades.

They're all on about how redistricting in TN is going to hurt Memphis.
Citing and quoting all the economic ills and racism that ail the city.
That ... are somehow the fault of redistricting that has barely taken effect.

And not caused by the decades-long control of the city by Dems.
Or that the lone D Congressional seat was held by a white man.
Who all have done nothing to help the city in their decades.

It's good that's their best propaganda.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (73/SM)

234 How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:23 AM (snZF9)

Is that what he was doing behind the grandstands?

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (TsnvK)

I don't know. I used to try to keep an open mind when it comes to pink floyd, but that song was always a bridge too far.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:29 AM (snZF9)

235 And everything is like that. Taco Bell. I got some for the first time in months last week. 2 chicken chalupa combo (so comes with a hard shell taco) and got a regular order of nacho fries and a large drink and it came to like $14. Taco Bell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)

"Dinner" for 2 at most fast food places now will run you $26.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

236 Soccer and basketball are two equally shitty sports. The former doesn't have enough scoring to maintain interest, and the latter has so much, one loses interest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (1z8ji)

Tim Duncan was the beginning of the end for basketball. The serial flopping whine artist made that shit mainstream.

Now, you can't breathe on LeBitch's beard without a flagrant one.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

237 /Seriously, and I played it in high school because my football coach wanted us to stay in shape during the off-season ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (Na5xP)

Was there no Baseball or Basketball at your school?
Most of the jocks in my class played all three.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:31 AM (TsnvK)

238 Best biscuits round here is…..wait for it….Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 10:31 AM (r51hs)

239
I don't know. I used to try to keep an open mind when it comes to pink floyd, but that song was always a bridge too far.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:29 AM (snZF9)

I've always found them one of the more overrated bands in music history.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

240 Soccer is the ultimate Socialist Sport.

/Seriously, and I played it in high school because my football coach wanted us to stay in shape during the off-season ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (Na5xP)

I played it in high school because all the burnouts were on the team.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:32 AM (snZF9)

241 Your money doubles in 14 years at a 5% compounded rate of return. That used to be a worst case scenario but CD rates haven't been over 5% in a long time.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:32 AM (WNOcj)

242 It’s interesting how the WC is getting attacked from the left and the right. The left wants it to fail because Trump. The right wants it to fail because soccer is a commie plot to subvert the US.

Finally some bipartisanship. Lol.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:32 AM (Tpp9k)

243 174 Grampa here looks like Jimmy Durante, yes, but also like a Old Hollywood fellow named C. Aubrey Smith. He played Peter Lawford's father in the 1949 Little Women w/ June Allyson.

IMDb: "It was in 1930, with the advent of sound, that Smith found his position in the movies and that position would be distinguished roles. He played military officers, successful business men, ministers of the cloth and ministers of government. With the bushy eyebrows and stoic face, he played men who know about honour, tradition, and the correct path."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM (wzUl9)

Many of us recall Commander McBragg, short segments on the Bullwinkle Show, Underdog, and others. C. Aubrey Smith was quite clearly the model for Commander McBragg.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:32 AM (edUvp)

244
I ate both yoghurt and kimchi this morning for breakfast.

It's a Bacterial Steel Cage Deathmatch in Muh Belly!

Make the best bacteria win.

Either that or I'll explode.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 10:32 AM (iJfKG)

245 I don't know. I used to try to keep an open mind when it comes to pink floyd, but that song was always a bridge too far.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:29 AM (snZF9)
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How can you have any pudding (dessert) if you don't eat your meat (main sustenance of the meal).

It's really a sound principle, that probably strident school masters actually did shriek at their pupils. And "for pudding" is a very common phrase for what we would say as "for dessert".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:32 AM (Fi81e)

246 238 Best biscuits round here is…..wait for it….Cracker Barrel.
Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 10:31 AM (r51hs)

They are super-yummy!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:33 AM (6wpGE)

247 In fact, the brits probably use "pudding" more than they use the word "dessert" as a part of the meal.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)

248 I don't know. I used to try to keep an open mind when it comes to pink floyd, but that song was always a bridge too far.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:29 AM (snZF9)

I've always found them one of the more overrated bands in music history.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

As a guitar player I like certain things David Gilmour did, but damn I think if they every played a song faster than a waltz they might get whiplash.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:34 AM (snZF9)

249 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Paul Krugman: “We really need to do a thorough purging of the United States."
“We need a deMAGAfication…similar to de-Nazification."

This deranged lunatic was employed by NYT for 20+ years.

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Gosh, that's not hardly Nazi at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

250 217 Bringing soccer to the US is just another attempt to destroy the country.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (WNOcj)

And they call it football.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:34 AM (6wpGE)

251 233
And not caused by the decades-long control of the city by Dems.
Or that the lone D Congressional seat was held by a white man.
Who all have done nothing to help the city in their decades.

It's good that's their best propaganda.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 10:28 AM (73/SM)

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Crime is down massively in Memphis over the last year.

Thousands of arrests.

Because Trump sent in the National Guard, which I'm pretty sure Cohen objected to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:34 AM (JQYF1)

252 Talarico knows all about eating meat to get the pudding.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 10:35 AM (73/SM)

253 @WesternLensman
Paul Krugman: “We really need to do a thorough purging of the United States."
“We need a deMAGAfication…similar to de-Nazification."

This deranged lunatic was employed by NYT for 20+ years.

He was the finance guy for Enron.

He should be under a prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

254 Jennifer Lopez’ Daughter Emme Now Identifies As a “Boy” Named Oskar

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Oskar Meyer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

Close. Oskar Munoz I think I read.

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026 10:35 AM (lJ0H4)

255 I get fast food about once a year, but that will probably be tomorrow, on a long drive. So this is exciting news!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:16 AM

But there will be good food at the end of the drive. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2026 10:36 AM (kgE5c)

256 And now, from Ole Snakehead . . .

Bad Hombre
@Badhombre
Deranged James Carville says he wants Trump supporters to have their heads shaved, be dressed in orange pajamas, paraded down Pennsylvania Avenue, and spat on by the public.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

257 Bringing soccer to the US is just another attempt to destroy the country.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:26 AM (WNOcj)

And they call it football.
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:34 AM (6wpGE)
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The interesting thing is that the word "soccer" comes from the brits, and they called it that before they adapted to the way the rest of the world referred to it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:36 AM (Fi81e)

258 Gosh, that's not hardly Nazi at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

Standard commie. 'Dekulakization' for example. Khmer Rouge were also obsessed with purging the anti-revolutionary elements (hence killing anyone who even 'looked' like an intellectual so anyone who wore glasses.)

We should take these suckers of cock seriously.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)

259 What's this "World Cup" of which you speak?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (KE7NS)

260 @Badhombre
Deranged James Carville says he wants Trump supporters to have their heads shaved, be dressed in orange pajamas, paraded down Pennsylvania Avenue, and spat on by the public.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

Keep it up, Nazi.

We have better aim. You WILL lose this fight. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

261 257 The interesting thing is that the word "soccer" comes from the brits, and they called it that before they adapted to the way the rest of the world referred to it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:36 AM (Fi81e)

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They also purportedly hate the French but use their measurement system created by proto-communist anarchists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (JQYF1)

262 How can you have any pudding (dessert) if you don't eat your meat (main sustenance of the meal).

It's really a sound principle, that probably strident school masters actually did shriek at their pupils. And "for pudding" is a very common phrase for what we would say as "for dessert".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:32 AM (Fi81e)

Definitely, I know all that. But seeing I went to american schools with nice old ladies putting food on our trays I didn't want to get screamed at daily by some crusty old english c*nt. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (snZF9)

263 259 What's this "World Cup" of which you speak?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (KE7NS)

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I believe it's a mistranslation of the word that should mean series.

World Series.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (JQYF1)

264 Soccer was invented by French women to give them something to do while their husbands cooked dinner. ----HH

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (WNOcj)

265 Deranged James Carville says he wants Trump supporters to have their heads shaved, be dressed in orange pajamas, paraded down Pennsylvania Avenue, and spat on by the public.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)
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Because that's what happens in a democracy when you don't vote for the right party...

Of course.

Trump is an "existential threat" to that version of "democracy".

It's funny how often we could destroy these ideas by just following them through to their chaotic worldview rather than simply taking umbrage at stupid fascist stuff when they say stupid fascist stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:38 AM (Fi81e)

266 I ate both yoghurt and kimchi this morning for breakfast.

It's a Bacterial Steel Cage Deathmatch in Muh Belly!

Make the best bacteria win.

Either that or I'll explode.
Posted by: naturalfake

Hie thee well to a Taco Bell. No sense in destroying your plumbing. Theirs is built for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 10:38 AM (f8lRf)

267 In the us more kids play futbol than beisbol.
When my kids were young I spent many a Saturday morning in god awful weather watching them play soccer. It was pretty SOP for several years. Fall and spring Saturday mornings = soccer day.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:39 AM (Tpp9k)

268 259 What's this "World Cup" of which you speak?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (KE7NS)

You know about the cup sizes, right?

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:39 AM (6wpGE)

269 What's this "World Cup" of which you speak?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (KE7NS)

Those guys are fags!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 02, 2026 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

270 @Badhombre
Deranged James Carville says he wants Trump supporters to have their heads shaved, be dressed in orange pajamas, paraded down Pennsylvania Avenue, and spat on by the public.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

Keep it up, Nazi.

We have better aim. You WILL lose this fight. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

Lose it badly too. They'll find out hell has a basement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 10:39 AM (snZF9)

271 264 Soccer was invented by French women to give them something to do while their husbands cooked dinner. ----HH
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (WNOcj)

Soccer? I didn't even know 'er.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:39 AM (6wpGE)

272 Deranged James Carville says he wants Trump supporters to have their heads shaved, be dressed in orange pajamas, paraded down Pennsylvania Avenue, and spat on by the public.
--
I'll tell him the same thing Kamala's campaign told him:

Shut up you old loser, we're in charge now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 10:40 AM (73/SM)

273
Carville is literally calling for Year 0 in America.

Literally.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:40 AM (Fi81e)

274 For a couple of years, all of the neighborhood kids would play streetball soccer but we stopped after a while. Everybody was tired of going home with bloody and damaged shins. Too much running around.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 10:40 AM (D1E+2)

275 Same people talking about denazification are supporting a guy who has a literal Nazi tattoo.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (Tpp9k)

276 Is that his nose or is he eating an aircraft carrier?

Posted by: Otto Penn at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (sJHOI)

277 Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:39 AM (Tpp9k

Did they keep score?

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (WNOcj)

278 Carville is literally calling for Year 0 in America.

Literally.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:40 AM (Fi81e)

He's showing you who they are. Literally Hitler.

EVERYTHING they accuse others of, they are tenfold. They keep showing you over and over and over........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

279 Carville is literally calling for Year 0 in America.

Literally.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:40 AM (Fi81e)

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"Every Year is Year Zero, Comrade!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (Na5xP)

280 Keep it up, Nazi.

We have better aim. You WILL lose this fight. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

They keep provoking a response, but they simply do not understand what a few good riflemen can do to a few hundred Antifa goons.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (iERP6)

281 We have better aim. You WILL lose this fight. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

And by that we mean we are a peaceful people as evidenced by you still wasting oxygen, BUT...

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:42 AM (TsnvK)

282 Same people talking about denazification are supporting a guy who has a literal Nazi tattoo.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (Tpp9k)

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Cognitive Dissonance is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:42 AM (Na5xP)

283 282 Cognitive Dissonance is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:42 AM (Na5xP)

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It flows all the way to Ethiopia?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:43 AM (JQYF1)

284 RE: 215.

Should read: would hang. The painting.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 10:43 AM (TezPK)

285 They keep provoking a response, but they simply do not understand what a few good riflemen can do to a few hundred Antifa goons.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (iERP6)

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American Minutemen FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:43 AM (Na5xP)

286 Carville is what you get when you drag a microphone through a retard trailer park.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:44 AM (WNOcj)

287
They keep provoking a response, but they simply do not understand what a few good riflemen can do to a few hundred Antifa goons.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (iERP6)

It's coming. I will hate it when it gets here, but I WILL do the needful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

288 Same people talking about denazification are supporting a guy who has a literal Nazi tattoo.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (Tpp9k)
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Saw this exchange between antisemite socialists and a conservative group.

The pro-socialist thought to say at one point: "No Kings!"

And the conservative asked him: "Did you know that Castro became richer than many monarchs".

His answer was: "I don't care."

This is the slop of atheism: They don't care about what they don't care about--but they have plenty of keister-drawn theories about how to fix all that they don't bother to understand.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:44 AM (Fi81e)

289 Did they keep score?
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:41 AM (WNOcj)

Officially score wasn’t kept for under 10 year olds. But the kids sure as fuck kept score. It did piss me off how that operated.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:44 AM (Tpp9k)

290 288 And the conservative asked him: "Did you know that Castro became richer than many monarchs".

His answer was: "I don't care."

This is the slop of atheism: They don't care about what they don't care about--but they have plenty of keister-drawn theories about how to fix all that they don't bother to understand.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:44 AM (Fi81e)

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No kings!

Only "democratically" elected generalisimos!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (JQYF1)

291 Carville is what you get when you drag a microphone through a retard trailer park.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:44 AM (WNOcj)
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You could paint this guy into a Garden of Eden scene pretty easily.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Fi81e)

292 It flows all the way to Ethiopia?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:43 AM (JQYF1)

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I can't be the only one who gets confused when rivers flow south-to-north on maps.

I mean, it violates my sense of GRAVITY ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Na5xP)

293 291 Carville is what you get when you drag a microphone through a retard trailer park.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:44 AM (WNOcj)
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You could paint this guy into a Garden of Eden scene pretty easily.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Fi81e)

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As a...tree?

No! A water fowl.

No! As Adam's junk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:46 AM (JQYF1)

294 288 Well said.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:46 AM (Wq24h)

295 My high-school sport was marching band.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

296 Syfy video game Halo celebrates Pride Month.

Halo
@Halo
Wear your #Pride all month long with the Unity armor coating, visor and emblem, available in the Halo Infinite Exchange.

https://tinyurl.com/bdeyfrnc

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Picture at link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

297 292 I can't be the only one who gets confused when rivers flow south-to-north on maps.

I mean, it violates my sense of GRAVITY ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Na5xP)

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Gravity is a construct of white patriarchal colonialism and does not reflect the lived experiences of the oppressed minorities.

Black people could fly if white people didn't steal that ability away for global warming inducing airplanes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:47 AM (JQYF1)

298 Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Fi81e

Just point the ears up just a bit....

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:47 AM (WNOcj)

299 You could paint this guy into a Garden of Eden scene pretty easily.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Fi81e)

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As a...tree?

No! A water fowl.

No! As Adam's junk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:46 AM (JQYF1)
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There's a character earlier in the story that he physically kinda resembles.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:48 AM (Fi81e)

300 I’d like to see this in person. The artist’s work on the skin is amazingly detailed and lifelike. In contrast the child looks almost fake.

I would want to know what is the story with the clothing on the child. Is it coming off? On? Why?

Posted by: H at June 02, 2026 10:48 AM (w8ire)

301 If they're comfortable SAYING demagafication, referring to the majority of the country right now, imagine what they REALLY want to do.

Hell I've only been saying it since around 2008.

Trump is a fucking miracle. We would have been in a thousand times worse position had he not appeared. The sheer number of people ignorant of what the Left and much of the purported Right is.

At least he forced them to declare their side, to "come out".

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 10:48 AM (eEgwP)

302 Not seeing any rainbow logos on LinkedIn. It’s still army in the month I suppose and it may change. But 3/4 years ago every fucking major corporation was rainbowed up on June 1.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:48 AM (Tpp9k)

303 Why do we need a month to celebrate a group of lions?

What's next, Murder month for crows?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

304 Carville is what you get when you drag a microphone through a retard trailer park.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:44 AM (WNOcj)
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You could paint this guy into a Garden of Eden scene pretty easily.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Fi81e)

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[From my parody of American Pie called "American Lie" back in the 90s when Carpetbagger Hillary ran for the NY Senate seat:]

""So come on, Humpty Dumpty, dump that hick,
Hump New York to turn your next trick,
'Cause Carville's the Devil's hoary head."

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:49 AM (Na5xP)

305 Actually I subscribe to the reading that Nakash refers to shining/burning not snake, so it probably was what some might call an "angelic being".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:50 AM (Fi81e)

306 I can't be the only one who gets confused when rivers flow south-to-north on maps.

I mean, it violates my sense of GRAVITY ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Na5xP)
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You are just in de-Nile.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 10:50 AM (gnNyN)

307 "Army in the month"

Minutemen > Monthmen.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:50 AM (Wq24h)

308 Bad Hombre
@Badhombre
Deranged James Carville says he wants Trump supporters to have their heads shaved, be dressed in orange pajamas, paraded down Pennsylvania Avenue, and spat on by the public.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

Dear GOP: Please take this as information to be considered when Mary Matalin comes asking for a consulting gig.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 10:50 AM (0256r)

309 I doubt Carville believes any of it. But he knows his audience does so he gives them what they want.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:50 AM (Tpp9k)

310
"I suffer because
of my gigantic schnoz
Alas at what cost this...
...enormous proboscis!"

Burma Shave

Posted by: muldoon at June 02, 2026 10:50 AM (qgHp7)

311 I have to hang the "pride flag" tonight at work. The lugi I'm going to hang with it will be epic.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 10:50 AM (TsnvK)

312 One of my goofy friends thought that the "can't have any pudding" line was about oral sex.

Posted by: Slick Willie at June 02, 2026 10:51 AM (nhO6M)

313 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

Note that they too have got the memo that the standard rainbow is "oppressive". Seems everyone has.

So while you're cursing the monstrosity that is Pride Month once again, have a chuckle that the pride mafia have already found their new enemy - regular gays and lesbians. And it is no coincidence.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 10:51 AM (eEgwP)

314 You could paint this guy into a Garden of Eden scene pretty easily.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Fi81e)

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As a...tree?

No! A water fowl.

No! As Adam's junk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:46 AM (JQYF1)
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There's a character earlier in the story that he physically kinda resembles.
Posted by: Axeman

A PENIS!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 10:51 AM (f8lRf)

315 If they're comfortable SAYING demagafication, referring to the majority of the country right now, imagine what they REALLY want to do.

Hell I've only been saying it since around 2008.

Trump is a fucking miracle. We would have been in a thousand times worse position had he not appeared. The sheer number of people ignorant of what the Left and much of the purported Right is.

At least he forced them to declare their side, to "come out".

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 10:48 AM (eEgwP)

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Nailed it, per usual.

Made me believe in God again, another f*cking miracle.

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:51 AM (Na5xP)

316 I guess straight Halo players would never give up the game in protest and find another of the hundreds they have out there. Slowly brainwashing the young and stupid to believe a normal is normal.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:51 AM (WNOcj)

317 For those who didn't find the comedienne from this morning hot.

Here she is putting you some knowledge about American Greatness...

https://tinyurl.com/2275cj5s

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 10:52 AM (XV/Pl)

318 Carville is a hideous man.

I always wanted to ask him what it's like knowing full well the only reason anyone is ever around you is because you're filthy rich. Were you not filthy rich, you couldn't give away hand jobs behind a homo bar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

319 302 Yes, BHM was very muted this year too. I suspect that a lot of USAID money went to promoting the Woke Month phenomenon.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:52 AM (Wq24h)

320 314 There's a character earlier in the story that he physically kinda resembles.
Posted by: Axeman

A PENIS!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 10:51 AM (f8lRf)

... mightier than a sword.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 10:52 AM (6wpGE)

321 Abnormal stupid autocorrect. (A tally my fat finger hitting the space bar instead of b)

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:53 AM (WNOcj)

322 Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:48 AM (Tpp9k)

Now that you mention it, I went into Kroger yesterday to do yearly vehicle registration and didn't see any rainbow stuff much less anything explicitly "pride" related. A couple of years ago it was right in your face as you walked in the door.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 10:53 AM (lFFaq)

323 Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 10:48 AM (Tpp9k)

The new darlings are islamists and it turns out they're not big fans.

I'm not just explaining what you're seeing, I said well in advance, like two years ago, that this would happen .

So while we may think corporations have merely got the memo that Pride isn't popular or whatever, it unfortunately ain't that at all.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 10:53 AM (eEgwP)

324 I know a couple of "normal" gay folk that absolutely can't stand the TQ+++ part of the equation. They don't want that stigma.

Posted by: Slick Willie at June 02, 2026 10:54 AM (nhO6M)

325 "I suffer because
of my gigantic schnoz
Alas at what cost this...
...enormous proboscis!"

Burma Shave

Posted by: muldoon at June 02, 2026 10:50 AM (qgHp7)

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lol

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S HARDER TO SHAVE WHEN YOU HAVE A BIG SCHNOZ!

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:54 AM (Na5xP)

326 Abnormal stupid autocorrect. (A tally my fat finger hitting the space bar instead of b)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:53 AM (WNOcj)

Amazingly enough, I can hardly EVER hit space when I want to, but every single time I go for an N, M or a B, space is the only button available.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

327 Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 10:52 AM (Wq24h)

I think that's part of it too. But it's mostly kissing the ass of their new friends.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 10:55 AM (eEgwP)

328 Actually I subscribe to the reading that Nakash refers to shining/burning not snake, so it probably was what some might call an "angelic being".

Posted by: Axeman

One of the highest orders is depicted as a serpent of fire/flame, so it tracks. And I think we know the tale of one that fell.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 02, 2026 10:55 AM (OUMaO)

329 If they're comfortable SAYING demagafication, referring to the majority of the country right now, imagine what they REALLY want to do.

Hell I've only been saying it since around 2008.

Trump is a fucking miracle. We would have been in a thousand times worse position had he not appeared. The sheer number of people ignorant of what the Left and much of the purported Right is.

At least he forced them to declare their side, to "come out".

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 10:48 AM (eEgwP)

This is Enron's Paul Krugman, one-time possessor of a computer with child porn. Now I'll not discount that his wild fantasies are not shared by other's in his ranks.

But I have been pointing out for years that certain segments of the millennial left are feral and we'll need common sense millennial control, akin to what Krugman let slip.

We are a broken society at this point. The leftists made sure of it by indoctrinating and alienating an entire generation.

There will be no national divorce. There is only Bosnia. Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 10:55 AM (dK+Kv)

330 >>>What's next, Murder month for crows?

Posted by: Bulg

>Careful. Ace is going to become the Bruce Wayne of crows. They will feed on your carcass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 10:56 AM (D1E+2)

331 Arm everyone.

The left will likely shoot themselves as they have no f*cking clue how to handle a firearm.

Plaxico Burress style.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

332 I know a couple of "normal" gay folk that absolutely can't stand the TQ+++ part of the equation. They don't want that stigma.

Posted by: Slick Willie at June 02, 2026 10:54 AM (nhO6M)

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Back in the late 80s and early 90s (and HIV/AIDS was a death sentence) -- I lived and worked in the Bay Area with a lot of gay men.

They were genuinely decent folks who were (stunningly) monogamous. I only knew one wonderful young man -- brutally handsome -- who died (his nickname was "Glitz" because he looked like a Hollywood movie star).

Damn, that was like a lifetime ago ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (Na5xP)

333 Pride is changing before your eyes. It's slowly becoming about being generally "different" or "marginalized".

Which gives room for the activists to totally redefine the movement and use it for whatever they need next.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (eEgwP)

334 But Grandpa, what big ears you have!

Posted by: Lil' Red at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (wVcYX)

335 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 10:55 AM (dK+Kv)

Hadn't heard about the child porn. How'd he stay out of jail?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (lFFaq)

336 Every time a e mentions crows I think of the Rick and Morty episodes where Rick became Crow Man.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (WNOcj)

337 336 Every time a e mentions crows I think of the Rick and Morty episodes where Rick became Crow Man.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (WNOcj)

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2 crows > a piece of shit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 10:58 AM (JQYF1)

338 But look on the bright side. I capped a 50% return on my IBM that got hit by AI fears earlier this year, we have little's 1st playoff game tonight, oldest leads his team in steals with 9 in only two games, and he's been on fire catching and hitting.

What?

Find your own bright sides.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 10:58 AM (dK+Kv)

339
They were genuinely decent folks who were (stunningly) monogamous. I only knew one wonderful young man -- brutally handsome -- who died (his nickname was "Glitz" because he looked like a Hollywood movie star).

Damn, that was like a lifetime ago ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (Na5xP)

SOOOOO many of those sick f*cks called AIDS 'The Gift' and spread it like candy from a van down by the river.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

340 "I suffer because
of my gigantic schnoz
Alas at what cost this...
...enormous proboscis!"

Burma Shave
Posted by: muldoon at June 02, 2026 10:50 AM (qgHp7)

Regarding yesterday's art:

It's a shame about Vincent Van Gogh,
How to say his last name, I don't knogh.
To rhyme it with "cough"
Seems a little bit ogh,
So I guess I'll just go with the flogh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 10:59 AM (1z8ji)

341 The left will likely shoot themselves as they have no f*cking clue how to handle a firearm.

Plaxico Burress style.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Some of them are proficient and will be dangerous. I'm not convinced that will be the primary hazard they pose, at least initially, but it is a thing to prepare for.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 02, 2026 10:59 AM (OUMaO)

342 And the conservative asked him: "Did you know that Castro became richer than many monarchs".

His answer was: "I don't care."
--
Not one person who supports any of the vile varieties of marxism thinks they will have less--every single one thinks they will be the ones getting more.

I mean, you could show them the concrete block that were the best, the very best, communism was able to offer for housing--that that is where they will live, if they are lucky.

And every single one would call that a lie and insist they will have a nice villa on the lake and a townhouse in the city.

There is no point arguing with greed and envy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 10:59 AM (73/SM)

343 Trump is a fucking miracle. We would have been in a thousand times worse position had he not appeared. The sheer number of people ignorant of what the Left and much of the purported Right is.

At least he forced them to declare their side, to "come out".

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 10:48 AM (eEgwP)
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2011 NFIB v. Sebelius.

We were one SCOTUS vote, where all the theory of what our Constitution entails comes from, one vote away from an official finding that Congress power to regulate commerce included mandating economic activity.

RGB's argument to Roberts was along the lines of "C'mon", because Roberts had already consented with keeping ACA in place.

Putting our pocket books at the government's discretion. Moving from prohibition by law to compulsion from law, outside of a military draft to confront an actual existential emergency (at least in theory).

That one vote would have ended the tradition of our entire theory of government.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 10:59 AM (Fi81e)

344 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 10:55 AM (dK+Kv)

Hadn't heard about the child porn. How'd he stay out of jail?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (lFFaq)

Democratium. It was kind of a farce. Dude posted on Twitter that "someone" put child porn on his computer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 10:59 AM (dK+Kv)

345
Hadn't heard about the child porn. How'd he stay out of jail?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (lFFaq)

He is a leftist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

346 Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (Na5xP)

From my same experience in NYC , I believe they only pretended to be monogamous. Or at least they were monogamous in the emotional sense.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:00 AM (WNOcj)

347 Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (Na5xP)

I too lived and worked in the East Bay during that time, and the AIDs crisis was never really a big deal. It seemed to be isolated in small populations, and the hysteria never crossed into the circles in which I moved. And that includes a few gay friends.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:00 AM (iERP6)

348 "Alas at what cost this...
...enormous proboscis!"

That is fine and memorable verse! muldoon has a real gift.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 11:00 AM (Wq24h)

349 From the Morning Report thread, here's a bio of the pitbull stand-up comedian lady. A nice Jewish conservative gal.
https://biographyisland.com/arynne-wexler-biography/

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 02, 2026 11:00 AM (5xuJ/)

350 Every time a e mentions crows I think of the Rick and Morty episodes where Rick became Crow Man.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (WNOcj)
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And that makes me think of Pickle Rick.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:00 AM (Fi81e)

351 Pride is changing before your eyes. It's slowly becoming about being generally "different" or "marginalized".

Which gives room for the activists to totally redefine the movement and use it for whatever they need next.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (eEgwP)

Sorta like how "Global Warming" became "Climate Change." General, all-purpose, and not falsifiable.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (wVcYX)

352 And that makes me think of Pickle Rick.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:00 AM (Fi81

That is probably the defining episode.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (WNOcj)

353 For those who didn't find the comedienne from this morning hot.

Here she is putting you some knowledge about American Greatness...

https://tinyurl.com/2275cj5s

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 10:52 AM (XV/Pl)

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Thanks Thomas; I found her gorgeous in a girl-next-door kind of way we used to dream about when I was a much younger and hornier male ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (Na5xP)

354 350 Every time a e mentions crows I think of the Rick and Morty episodes where Rick became Crow Man.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:57 AM (WNOcj)
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And that makes me think of Pickle Rick.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:00 AM (Fi81e)

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"I'm a leg, Morty!"

Dolley gave me a coffee mug years ago with Rick's face on it saying, "I'm a mug, Morty!" Love it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (JQYF1)

355 nood, BTW.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (Wq24h)

356
I too lived and worked in the East Bay during that time, and the AIDs crisis was never really a big deal. It seemed to be isolated in small populations, and the hysteria never crossed into the circles in which I moved. And that includes a few gay friends.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:00 AM (iERP6)

Worked with a guy in LA back in the late 90's early 2000's. He got it. It wasn't pretty.

He died between my trips out there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

357 Nood monkee

Posted by: From about That Time at June 02, 2026 11:03 AM (sl73Y)

358 So I guess I'll just go with the flogh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

********

Ha! Nice!

Posted by: muldoon at June 02, 2026 11:03 AM (qgHp7)

359 Dolley gave me a coffee mug years ago with Rick's face on it saying, "I'm a mug, Morty!" Love it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 11:02 AM (JQYF1)
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Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 11:04 AM (Fi81e)

360 He reminds me of Robert DeNiro.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 02, 2026 11:14 AM (w6EFb)

361 The old man was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 02, 2026 11:17 AM (zBYfp)

362 Old Man and a Child, 1722 or 1723
Gaspare Traversi

(Also titled Old beggar with Urchin)

Greatly skilled but very dark and dramatic.

"...his lucid, at times merciless, portrayals of local people satirize the social aspirations of the emergent bourgeois class in southern Italy."

After 1752, he spent a great deal of time in Rome and painted scenes in which he interpreted biblical and apocryphal subjects from everyday life for both the Church (i.e., Absalom murders Amnon, Basilica of Saint Paul Outside the Walls, Rome) and private church-related clients.

I've enjoyed scanning through his works online but a lot of them, such as featured above, are too unsettling and I would pass hanging.

Thanks

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:19 AM (NFX2v)

363 75 100 quatloos on CBD being in Boston this week.
Posted by: rickb223

👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:22 AM (NFX2v)

364 That dude is a contender to be on the Epstein list.

Posted by: JML at June 02, 2026 11:27 AM (EtRph)

365 Being gay is no big deal we’re just regular people leading normal lives.

Also being gay is to be celebrated for an entire month as something unique and special.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 11:28 AM (Tpp9k)

366 Thanks, CBD, for the Youtube link to Arynne Wexler's "America Is Great" video. She's amazing. Nice lady. Will anyone but me watch it? Probably not. *sigh*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 02, 2026 11:33 AM (5xuJ/)

367 165 they were in the natatorium.

Posted by: cmeat at June 02, 2026 11:35 AM (R11M+)

The Morning Report — 6/ 2 /26

Good morning kids. A little bit of history to start things off. In the former Soviet Union, political dissidents not only wound up in the gulags but in the post-Stalin years many were actually thrown into psychiatric wards. This was especially true for anyone who wanted to emigrate to the West. The rationale was because the Soviet Union was a paradise on earth, anyone who wanted to leave had to be insane.

The “abuse of psychiatry for political purposes” was widespread in the Soviet Union. When the release of political prisoners began in 1987 it became apparent that one third of their number were detained, often indefinitely, in psychiatric prison hospitals.

I reference this "ancient history" because as is all too painful history may not necessarily repeat itself but as is absolutely crystal clear by this disturbing story it often rhymes, as the saying goes.

When a transgender-identifying man flashed his prosthetic breasts on the White House lawn during the Biden administration’s penultimate Pride Month celebration, many thought we had seen the high water mark of the radical gender ideology that had captured the Democrat Party.
But internal documents unearthed by The Daily Wire reveal the shocking truth. In its waning days, the Biden administration was working behind the scenes to rip children from the homes of loving parents who refused to affirm a child’s transgender identity. Today, as a different president marks the first of June without any rainbow regalia, we’re proud to bring you the first in a four-part series exposing the Biden administration’s radical anti-family plot.
We begin with the story of Nicole, a loving mother whose refusal to indulge her daughter’s gender delusions put her at odds with her local school district, and later, the entire state of Oregon. The system that empowered the state to rip Nicole’s daughter from her home is precisely the kind of system the Biden administration was developing — and likely would have implemented had Vice President Kamala Harris defeated President Donald Trump. . .
. . . Nicole was shocked when the police turned up at her front door to take her 15-year-old daughter away.
In July 2024, the Oregon Department of Human Services took the teen — called Jane Doe in filings to protect her identity — into protective custody as they investigated whether Nicole was causing Jane a “mental injury,” a form of child abuse under Oregon state law.
The issue at hand? Nicole would not “affirm” Jane’s “gender identity.”
“I asked, ‘What if I don’t let her go’?” Nicole told The Daily Wire. “Then you can be arrested,” a police officer told her.

We're well on the road to psychiatric wards not for delusional transexuals, who need actual psychiatric help to cure them of their delusional psychoses, but for those who dare point this out and before long for anyone who is "crazy" enough to openly object to Democrats, Leftists and their agenda and before long this madness which before long will subsume us, as is the fate of Europe.

As Merrie England travels on its merrie way to becoming an Islamic state, there are inevitably a few bumps in the road, a few insignificant hiccups as the last bits of resistance are mopped up and everyone is made to understand that they have to accept their new overlords without complaint. One of these embarrassing manifestations of racism, “Islamophobia” and bigotry came just last week, when residents of the quaint town of Chadderton, which is about half an hour from Manchester and an hour from Liverpool, dared to suggest that the Islamic call to prayer might be a trifle too loud. Such effrontery was thwarted swiftly in Chadderton, and will not long be tolerated anywhere. . .
. . .The good people of Chadderton should have been out celebrating diversity, instead of huddling inside their homes muttering darkly about how they could barely hear themselves think over the din of the Call to Multiculturalism, that is, the Islamic Call to Prayer.
. . . And so that was that. The people of Chadderton better get used to it. It’s not going to get quieter, and things are not going to return to the way they were before the call to prayer began to be sounded over loudspeakers. Instead, what they remember of life in British society will grow ever more distant, as British society itself steadily erodes and gives way to the culture of the new Muslim overlords.
None of this had to happen, had it not been for craven, short-sighted, and self-serving British politicians who initiated the nation’s cultural and civilizational suicide in pursuit of electoral advantage. Both parties are guilty. The great criminals, the destroyers of Britain, range from Tony Blair to David Cameron to Theresa May and Keir Starmer. The same epitaph will be written of the United States as well, if leftists return to power in 2026 and 2028, reopen the borders, and roll back all of the Trump administration’s efforts to preserve our nation as a free society. If that happens, our slide toward becoming part of the socialist internationalist megastate will be as swift and decisive as Britain’s slide toward becoming a core member of the global caliphate.

Of course we have street terrorists attempting to overthrow the government by attacking ICE and other law enforcement officers

The New Jersey US Attorney’s Office charged Brendan John Geier, 26, with assaulting federal officers and causing bodily injury, for allegedly “kicking and biting” Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers outside the Newark detention center, leaving them with “horrific wounds,” according to acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. Geier, of Madison, NJ, was previously charged with sexual abuse of children related to the dissemination and possession of child pornography, the Justice Department confirmed to The Post.

Thankfully the Trump administration is cracking down on these terrorists, but it is long past time to cut off the sources of funding for this:

Jim “Fergie” Chambers, the Communist millionaire and heir to the Cox media fortune, has long bankrolled one of the nation’s most militant protest networks. But in recent weeks, he has turned his fire on a putative ally: Shanghai-based tech billionaire Neville Roy Singham, who himself funds a transnational web of far-left groups.
What’s going on? In a series of X posts, Chambers alleged that Singham’s network of nonprofits and activist groups has tried to redirect insurgent organizing into tightly controlled institutions linked to the Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL), a U.S.-based revolutionary Communist party. Chambers sees Singham’s operation as “turn[ing] their back on direct actionists”—implying that Singham prefers exercising control over the movement to enabling the sort of serious radicalism Chambers endorses.

Have a great day,

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

"Because I won't say that she's a boy whatsoever, they won't let me have a relationship with my daughter."
She Wouldn’t Call Her Daughter ‘Trans.’ The State Took Custody.

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

Victor Davis Hanson: The United States is now weighing two choices. One is to end the war and get some sort of deal, assured that it has already done close to a decade’s worth of damage to Iran, and perhaps more if sanctions persist.
Iranian Endgames?
The threat to block the Strait of Hormuz has already caused oil prices to surge by over five percent. While Iran controls one side of Hormuz, the Bab el-Mandeb—through which ships must pass to reach the Red Sea and the Suez Canal—is significantly further away, although Iran’s Houthi proxies in Yemen could still significantly disrupt traffic.
REPORT: Iran to Halt Negotiations With U.S., Block Hormuz and Another Key Strait.
In Iran, the “supreme leader” is the all-powerful dictator of the country, who maintains a delicate balance of power between the IRGC, a formal wing of the Iranian military, and the civilian leaders of the country. The president and the IRGC are both directly subordinate to the “supreme leader.” Under longtime dictator Ali Khamenei, the IRGC often intervened in civilian affairs, including hijacking the diplomacy of the country with the approval of the “supreme leader.”
Report Claims Iran’s President Looking for Exit as Terrorist IRGC Hijacks Regime
The U.S. military struck Goruk and Qeshm Island in Iran over the weekend, according to a U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) press release on Sunday. The IRGC retaliated by striking targets in Kuwait, a U.S. ally in the region, according to an X post from the General Staff of the Kuwaiti Army. Iran War that has been in effect since April 8, according to a White House press release.
Missiles Fly In Persian Gulf As US, Iran Deal Hangs In Balance
The proposed memorandum of understanding would reportedly extend the fragile ceasefire for 60 days while indirect negotiations continue over Iran’s nuclear program, sanctions relief, frozen Iranian assets, and maritime security surrounding the strategically vital waterway at the center of the regional standoff.
Report: Trump Sends Tougher Iran Proposal Back to Tehran, Demands Stricter Nuclear, Hormuz Terms
The Iranians shot down an American MQ-1 drone that was flying above international waters over the weekend.
Iran Made A New Risky Bet. The U.S. Answered Back.
Iranian Cry De Profundis: We Want War to Liberate Us From Tyranny “80 percent of the people no longer see any other way out."
Iranian Cry De Profundis: We Want War to Liberate Us From Tyranny

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The arrest of a Tehran-backed terrorist shows that enhanced border security and community safety are vital tools in the fight against Islamist terror.
An Iranian Agent in New York
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
The New Jersey US Attorney’s Office charged Brendan John Geier, 26, with assaulting federal officers and causing bodily injury, for allegedly “kicking and biting” Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers outside the Newark detention center, leaving them with “horrific wounds,” according to acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. Geier, of Madison, NJ, was previously charged with sexual abuse of children related to the dissemination and possession of child pornography, the Justice Department confirmed to The Post.
Anti-ICE agitator who allegedly bit officers during Delaney Hall protest was previously accused of distributing child porn
DHS officials displayed their success in shutting down the rioters, who have harassed the ICE facility for months.
New Jersey Police Arrest Antifa Rioters at ICE’s Delaney Hall
A recent rant from Cox media heir “Fergie” Chambers shows where Congress should focus its next investigation.
Feuding Communist Millionaires Reveal a Secret Network Powering America’s Radicals
The plot to disrupt the event unfolded after a San Antonio man was arrested on Thursday for allegedly posting an online threat aimed at the Turning Point Women’s Leadership Summit that in part read, “I know where to bomb.”
Exclusive: Anti-ICE Radicals Plot to Disrupt Turning Point Women’s Summit in San Antonio Following Bomb Threat Arrest (Hopefully attendees come armed - jjs)
Democrats abandoned segregation but never entirely abandoned paternalism.
The Soft Bigotry of Historical Amnesia
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
Investigators said the underground passage stretched roughly 265 meters, or approximately 870 feet, and descended more than 21 feet below ground level. According to authorities, the tunnel featured lighting, ventilation systems and an electronic transport mechanism designed to move items in both directions between Mexico and the United States.
Mexican Authorities Uncover High-Tech Tunnel Linked to Cross-Border Trafficking
“Unacceptable,” Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wrote on X. “This is exactly why we are holding states’ accountable, enforcing the rules of the road, and cracking down on drivers who can’t speak English.”
Non-English Speaking Bus Driver with CDL Kills Five People
The political argument around ICE often sounds detached from the actual arrest reports. Critics talk about fear, raids, murdering U.S. citizens, and the lack of compassion, while official lists show murderers, child predators, robbers, burglars, stranglers, and drug traffickers.
ICE Keeps Finding the Criminals Democrats Pretend Don’t Exist
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
The departures reveal the growing divide between the Trump administration and a legal establishment that has increasingly aligned itself with progressive politics and left-wing advocacy organizations. (I'd think they'd stay behind the lines as saboteurs - jjs)
NYT Reports Leftist, Progressive Lawyers Flee Trump Administration
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
It’s not going to get better.
The People of Chadderton Better Get Used to the Noise
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
"The group's leadership repeatedly expressed support for the terrorist groups Hamas and Hezbollah."
PM Carney Appoints Member of Pro-Hamas Group to Fight Antisemitism in Canada
The answer to exclusion is excellence.
We Built Them Before. We Must Build Them Again.
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
Naturally The New York Times is out with its own patently absurd version of events with regard to the Justice Department’s inquiry into E. Jean Carroll’s lawsuits against President Trump. If the “paper of record” is going to keep acting like DOJ investigations are only legitimate when perpetuated by Democrats against their enemies, then Trump’s “retribution campaign” should continue for as long as it can.
Democrats Still Haven’t Learned That Lawfare Has Consequences
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Pure and simple, youth are exhorted every day to follow somebody else’s beliefs, standards, and ideologies. Their online diet is not about learning, reasoning, questioning and skepticism, but about conformance and fear. They are being proactively “de-educated” – that is, indoctrinated.
A Duty Of Care To Young People
Politico, the New York Times, and others cite 'accusations' of hateful rhetoric, but have no problem calling out GOP 'racism'
Some Journalists Still Unsure if Maureen Galindo, Democrat Sex Therapist Who Vowed To Castrate ‘Zionist’ Pedophiles Who ‘Worship Satan,’ Is Antisemitic
The consequences of the media hype aren't going away, either: Canadian taxpayers footed the bill to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars — real money in U.S. dollars, too — for First Nations groups to investigate "soil anomalies." The government simply doesn't know where the money went. As enormous as the fraud here appears to be, worse is the destruction unleashed by arsonists and vandals against Catholic Churches in the story's wake. Canada's state broadcaster, the CBC, cataloged 33 churches "burned to the ground" between 2021 and 2024, with 24 of those incidents "confirmed arsons."
A Mass-Graves Myth Is Media Malpractice

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'A one-time 50 percent tax' inspired by a Columbia law journal article
Bernie Sanders Proposes To Seize Half-Ownership of Large AI Firms
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Private sector spending for the construction of single-family homes rose 1.4 percent, the second consecutive month of rising spending. Compared with a year ago, however, spending is down 2.9 percent. Rising mortgage rates amid the war with Iran are weighing on residential real estate. So far this year, spending has come in 5.6 percentage points below last year’s pace.
Construction Spending Beats Expectations, Boosted By Strong AI-Related Demand
The disparity in job gains has sparked debate about the structure of the U.S. labor market, with Americans largely failing to benefit from new job creation as foreign-born employment grows 42 times faster than native-born employment.
Foreigners Have Taken 90 Percent of Post-COVID U.S. Jobs.
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
New York chooses not to have $7 gallon gas.
Everyone is Dumping Their 2030 Climate ‘Emissions’ Pledges
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
The suspect and the victim, Margaret Swan, reportedly did not communicate prior to the incident and Swan was sitting alone. However, Matthews approached the woman, allegedly took out a knife, and cut her throat. (another one of Obama's "if I had a son" sons - jjs)
VIDEO: 66-Year-Old Woman Fatally Stabbed Nearly 20 Times on Atlanta Train
According to a Department of Justice (DOJ) press release, Alvarez is a convicted gang murderer who claims to work for Healing Urban Barrios, an organization that contracted with the city for its Peace Ambassador program in the city’s Council District 1.
Feds Allege Taxpayer-Funded Los Angeles ‘Peace Ambassador’ Was Active Member of Street Gang
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
With widespread AI use, what distinguishes top graduates from their lower-ranked classmates is often just their greater willingness to cheat and lie about their work.
Artificial Intelligence Is Rewarding High School Grads For Being Dishonest Frauds
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
It all started back in 2024 when the Democratic Socialist council-member attended a Sherman Oaks Homeowners Association debate while running for reelection. When asked about a law that would require homeless encampments to be at least 500 feet away from daycare centers and schools, she famously said that she had already voted against it because “I don’t think a kid is going to be safer because the tent is 500 feet away from the school.”
Hypocrite Nithya Raman Whines Over Staged Homeless Encampment Outside *Her* Home
Denise Powell was a paid political consultant for the Sixteen Thirty Fund and the New Venture Fund, which Nebraska's AG has accused of using illegal foreign funding
Nebraska House Candidate Who Worked for Democrats’ ‘Preeminent Dark Money Hub’ Now Campaigns on Getting ‘Dark Money out of Politics’
For years, allegations of corruption were dismissed as partisan attacks; new investigations may finally determine what was real and what was concealed.
Allegations of Corruption by Top Democrats and Reinvestigations Part I

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Despite suspending her campaign, could the Maine Governor be positioned to challenge the embattled oyster farmer again?
‘I Am Still On The Ballot’: Janet Mills Reappears As Platner Stumbles
The Marine Corps has a zero-tolerance policy for illegal drug use, and Marines in violation can face prosecution in military court
‘No Regrets’: Graham Platner Admitted to Buying Cocaine, Boasted About Doing Drugs During Military Leave While ‘on the Government Dime’
POLITICS
A divide is emerging between elected Democrats eager to take back power and a left-leaning commentary class focused on the party’s brand.
Epstein-Obsessed Democrats Carve Out Exceptions For Graham Platner
Can Trump reverse his slump in time for the midterm elections?
Trump’s Approval Ratings Remain Low As Voters Fret Over Economy, Inflation: I&I/TIPP Poll
A new poll indicates a striking picture of loyalty forged in shared values and proven leadership.
GOP Voters Stand by Trump, Dismissing Democrat 'Affordability' Claptrap -Poll
. . .sponsored by UnidosUS, an advocacy group that pushes left-of-center immigration policies.
Poll Claiming Trump Losing Latino Support Sponsored by Left-Wing Advocacy Group
California’s governor’s race veers into a left-on-left primary as Steyer and Becerra court progressive voters while Republicans risk being shut out in the jungle top-two contest.
Two Democrats Battle for California Governor
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
The idea that he may have been having a stroke also elicits empathy, not accountability, which seems to be her goal.
Jill Biden is still gaslighting the American people
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Following a football match, rioters in Paris went on a rampage in the French capital, looting shops setting cars on fire, attacking, even firing at police officers. Videos and television footage showed that many rioters had an immigrant background. It is a scene Europeans have become all too familiar with – not just in France, but all over the continent.
Geert Wilders: When Our Cities Resemble Warzones, We Have to Reclaim Our Streets
The collapse in support for the Labour Party follows disastrous results for the party at the local elections last month.
Farage’s Reform Party Ties Starmer’s Labour for Union Worker Support.
Reality just sits there, waiting quietly until everybody gets done performing the fake noises.
Mark Carney Broke Up With America, But For Some Reason He’s Still Parked Outside
Trying Raul for murder puts Cuban communism on trial.
Condemning Castro’s Cuba to History’s Dustbin
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
The announcement marks the latest effort by the Pete Hegseth-led War Department to tighten operational security and reshape longstanding media access practices inside the Pentagon.
Pentagon Restricts Press Office Access Over Privacy Concerns
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Canada’s ‘Dr. Death and Donuts’ practices at the same clinic as my family physician. My own child has been treated by him.
Canada’s State-Sponsored Suicide, Now Available At Your Local Drive-Thru
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
The Trump administration is giving the American people what they want in the lead-up to the big 250th birthday celebration and is ignoring pride month — a once unruly, secular celebration beloved by the Biden junta and radical left.
Trump Administration Forgoes Gay Pride Propaganda Second Year in a Row
“It would take far more than a month to honor the contributions of queer and transgender New Yorkers.”
Mamdani Says One Month Isn’t Long Enough To Celebrate Queer And Trans New Yorkers
When supporting Pride carried little political risk, nearly every major corporation waived a rainbow flag.
Two Years Into Trump 2.0, Corporate America’s Pride Month Looks Different
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Christian Toto: Liberal 'Club Random' host lets candidate explain his upstart campaign, plans
Did Bill Maher Just Win L.A. Mayor’s Race for Spencer Pratt?
“Marriage and death are very much alike...The costs and benefits of sexual liberty are distributed unequally.”
Heteropessimist Horror
When it comes to raising and educating children, our nation faces major problems that must be addressed
Cultural Chaos and Our Kids.
HITHER & YON
The Debug program claims to operate on a principle of using beneficial insects to eliminate harmful ones. The initiative involves releasing male mosquitoes that carry a naturally occurring bacteria called Wolbachia, which renders them incapable of producing offspring with wild female mosquitoes. Since male mosquitoes cannot bite or spread disease, this biological intervention aims to reduce populations of disease-carrying mosquitoes over time.
Google Seeks Federal Approval to Release 32 Million Sterile Mosquitoes in California and Florida

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1 Happy birthday, JJ

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 07:16 AM (fE6HJ)

2 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 07:16 AM (99eI0)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

4 Geier, of Madison, NJ, was previously charged with sexual abuse of children related to the dissemination and possession of child pornography

You would think that someone who had that level of horrific charges against them would avoid doing something that really draws the attention of the cops.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 07:19 AM (99eI0)

5 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 07:21 AM (jehhT)

6 Human bites can be worse than animal bites.
Geier is probably riddled with STDs too.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 07:21 AM (fE6HJ)

7 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 02, 2026 07:21 AM (kmSxS)

8 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:22 AM (RIvkX)

9 None of this had to happen, had it not been for craven, short-sighted, and self-serving British politicians who initiated the nation’s cultural and civilizational suicide in pursuit of electoral advantage.
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Craven, yes. Short sighted... No.

The destruction of Western Civilization has always been the goal

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 07:22 AM (K2r2q)

10 The issue at hand? Nicole would not “affirm” Jane’s “gender identity.”
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2 + 2 = 5

The substance of the lie does not matter. It is being forced to accept the lie that matters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

11 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

12 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:27 AM (/+uur)

13 According to a Department of Justice (DOJ) press release, Alvarez is a convicted gang murderer who claims to work for Healing Urban Barrios, an organization that contracted with the city for its Peace Ambassador program in the city’s Council District 1.
Feds Allege Taxpayer-Funded Los Angeles ‘Peace Ambassador’ Was Active Member of Street Gang
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A Clockwork Orange was not an instruction manual.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:27 AM (RIvkX)

14 I am glad that Bill Maher had Spencer Pratt on his show and it went well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 07:29 AM (Nx5jP)

15 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 07:29 AM (ExV1e)

16 Victor Tango Kilo

What is the UK elite's plan to survive the destruction of Western Civilization? Are they that stupid?

Even if protected in redoubts or bunkers, then the security force will be in charge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

17 ‘I Am Still On The Ballot’: Janet Mills Reappears As Platner Stumbles

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She suspended her campaign only. Not ended it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

18 I was told they are such nice people and love is love then I was told they are born this way then I was told they just want to get "married" and hate has no home here then I was told that they love kids and kids need love and they should be able to adopt the kids and then I was told they want to chop this off and make a front hole here and to sit down and shut up or else.

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at June 02, 2026 07:30 AM (IqKsT)

19 I used to have a different nic

Good morning! Biopsy results come back?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

20 Gas prices have actually been dropping here, not by a nickel or so but by .30-.35/gal. Perhaps I'll run out and feed the car this morning, if I have another errand or two to run. I've been combining errands for years -- especially so since all this has happened, but even back when the stuff was $2.00.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 07:31 AM (wzUl9)

21 What is the UK elite's plan to survive the destruction of Western Civilization? Are they that stupid?
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They don't care. They're all childless or gay or both.
Destroying Western Civilization is their legacy, but they'll be in Hell before it happens.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 07:34 AM (CKPmr)

22 I'm seeing reports of tension between Trump and Netanyahu over the strikes in Lebanon.

Sounds like Trump is determined to do a deal no matter what.

Feh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

23 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 52 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high in the low 70s predicted.

Got through two chapters yesterday and hope to get through two more today. I am considering moving one large bit of the book to an earlier spot, but I need to look at my plot cards to see if it can be done with a minimum of fuss.

1922 is a much better year to live in than 2026.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 02, 2026 07:34 AM (qRla/)

24
Following a football match, rioters in Paris went on a rampage in the French capital, looting shops setting cars on fire, attacking, even firing at police officers.

Is it because they're French, or they're immigrants, or it's in Paris, or that they're "football" fans?

Remember, these are the people who are going to come here for the "World Cup".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:34 AM (O0L8i)

25 Morning all. Thank you and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 07:35 AM (TCUO6)

26 Is there anything that Berni Sanders won’t try to steal?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 07:35 AM (T6aVk)

27 If you're a praying person please consider praying for NJ that the radical Muslim doesn't get selected to be the D candidate for the general election. They're all left but he's supports Al Queda and has a lot of money behind him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 07:35 AM (ix8EF)

28
Mosquitos, no see-um bites, poison ivy, sunburn and allergy reactions.

Nature tried hard to hurt me this weekend.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 07:36 AM (Y8DZL)

29 Hadrian the Seventh

The high costs keeps the riff-raff from traveling here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

30 > In July 2024, the Oregon Department of Human Services took the teen — called Jane Doe in filings to protect her identity...
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How come Oregon's Dept. of Human Services used the generic female name and not the mentally ill kid's preferred generic male? name; John Doe?

Or did the mentally ill kid identify as a cat or some other creature?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 07:37 AM (jehhT)

31
Be sure to tell the leftists who ooh and ahh over it that soccer is the sport of violence, racism and nationalism. Not to mention bad acting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:37 AM (O0L8i)

32 Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 07:19 AM (99eI0)

It's (D)ifferent when they do it.

Posted by: Delurker at June 02, 2026 07:38 AM (gtcuf)

33
The mosquitoes around here have been vicious and too numerous to count. The county was supposed to have sprayed last week, but it only slowed them down for a day or so.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:39 AM (O0L8i)

34 I saw an AI slop video on YT yesterday about how Saudis have bought you entire blocks of homes in London and are letting them rot because if they become decrepit enough, they can tear then down and build apartment complexes.

There's a metaphor in there somewhere.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 07:39 AM (CKPmr)

35 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 07:40 AM (f8lRf)

36 Following a football match, rioters in Paris went on a rampage in the French capital, looting shops setting cars on fire, attacking, even firing at police officers.

Is it because they're French, or they're immigrants, or it's in Paris, or that they're "football" fans?

Remember, these are the people who are going to come here for the "World Cup".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

It was their own home grown goatfuckers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 07:42 AM (f8lRf)

37 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Good luck.

I await your publishing it, to buy it and put it on a bookshelf graced with your The Director's Cut. I will buy The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of: A Theda Bara Mystery then as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

38 Hard to think of anything more evil than stealing someone’s child “legally”… these people are sick and evil

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 07:42 AM (hxAVk)

39 "Brendan John Geier, 26, with assaulting federal officers and causing bodily injury, for allegedly “kicking and biting”

Turns out the little monster had already been arrested for child porn.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 07:43 AM (vFG9F)

40 The Debug program claims to operate on a principle of using beneficial insects to eliminate harmful ones. The initiative involves releasing male mosquitoes that carry a naturally occurring bacteria called Wolbachia, which renders them incapable of producing offspring with wild female mosquitoes. Since male mosquitoes cannot bite or spread disease, this biological intervention aims to reduce populations of disease-carrying mosquitoes over time.

And what of the creatures which eat mosquitoes? And the ones which eat those? And the ones which eat those? And so on. What are the downstream effects?

I've got no love for skeeters but the folks looking to do things like this rarely seem to think things through.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e)

41 I see you already knew that.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 07:44 AM (vFG9F)

42 Did Her Majesty get home?

Anyone see AOP check in? He is on the road also.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

43 The destruction of Western Civilization has always been the goal
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 07:22 AM (K2r2q)

There's even an organization, to which all globalist politicians belong, which has discussed that very goal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

44 "Sounds like Trump is determined to do a deal no matter what."

For only the 50h time now.

Yawn

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 02, 2026 07:45 AM (YGJ8E)

45
Stalin wasn't shy about throwing dissenters in mental hospitals, but he usually defaulted to shooting them or throwing them in Gulag.

Khrushchev was the one famous for weaponization of psychiatric care - he wanted to have his cake and eat it, too... so he made the formal break with Stalin's terror tactics and drastically curtailed internal exile to Gulag, but retained and expanded his mental "health" institutions as a way to remove undesirables.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 07:46 AM (BI5O2)

46 Biopsy results come back?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

Theoretically this morning.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

47 The election in Los Angeles is a test of whether there’s any hope left for that city, and state. I think Pratt will easily receive a solid majority of votes cast by actual people; but how can he stop the million or so fake votes that will be pumped into the voting system?

And they’ve gotten clever, they know to only pump in enough fake votes so that they win by 50%. + 1.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 07:46 AM (QDJ2U)

48 For only the 50h time now.

Yawn
Posted by: Will Robinson at June 02, 2026 07:45 AM (YGJ8E)
=====

He is telling the Israelis not to respond to Hezbollah attacks because they are impairing negotiations with their sponsors.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

49 Donald Trump’s push to restore accountability across the federal government has triggered a major exodus of attorneys from federal agencies, with more than 10,000 lawyers leaving government service since the beginning of 2025.

What do you call 10k lawyers up to their necks in concrete?

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:47 AM (/+uur)

50
Did Her Majesty get home?

Anyone see AOP check in? He is on the road also.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

She got home around 4:00 yesterday. Diana was ecstatic. There are now mountains of laundry - dog and people - to plow through.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:47 AM (O0L8i)

51 I've got no love for skeeters but the folks looking to do things like this rarely seem to think things through.
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"Thinking things through" often gets in the way of "changing the world."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 07:48 AM (iLzXe)

52 Remember, these are the people who are going to come here for the "World Cup".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:34 AM (O0L8i)

We're having a pre-pre-pre-WC match in Austin this week and child the younger gets to work traffic control for it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

53 I used to have a different nic

Good point.

Every year a pair of Eastern Phoebes nest under my deck. They always have two clutches of eggs. They feed on mosquitoes. I like those birds. I even sent a picture of a nest full of fledglings to the Pet thread once.

Humans have a very bad track record of changing nature to suit themselves. I think only the plan to end rabbits in Australia worked. For three years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

54 with Americans largely failing to benefit from new job creation as foreign-born employment grows 42 times faster than native-born employment."

Well of course. Who wants to hire 'murricans? They're all rayciss and stuff. Besides, there's gov support for importing labor. 'Cause that's morebettergooder.

*sigh*

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)

55 If the last 10 years has shown us anything, it's that there is a counter-insurgency going on, worldwide, vs the anti-civilization Globalists who would enslave us, and that the counter-insurgents are vastly more competent than said the Globalists. Trump isn't the founder; he was recruited to be its face.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 02, 2026 07:49 AM (ovdkm)

56 And they’ve gotten clever, they know to only pump in enough fake votes so that they win by 50%. + 1.
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It does not take six weeks to count votes.
It takes six weeks to manufacture a plausible margin of victory.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 07:49 AM (iLzXe)

57 California’s governor’s race veers into a left-on-left primary as Steyer and Becerra court progressive voters while Republicans risk being shut out in the jungle top-two contest.

--

Unfortunately, I think the cement is drying and it will come down to two Democommunists in the "top two." It's the way they've set it all up. It's the way it's supposed to work. It's why they did it. I'll gladly eat my shoe if I'm wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

58 The L.A. (or California) election machine is already engaged. Reports are that at least some ballots were set afire at a ballot dropbox yesterday.

I presume "in person" voting would have prevented this.

Yet, California.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 07:49 AM (jehhT)

59 Mamdani says one month isn't long enough to celebrate queer and transgender New Yorkers.

New York Blacks: this motherfucker

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:52 AM (eEgwP)

60 So with today’s technology, smart watches etc why is the call to prayer needed? I hear church bells but those go off according to time not for prayer.
I know it’s a tactic(call to prayer) but can’t they figure on their own? Again I get their power play- have to crab today.
So many disheartening things in the news.
I was watching Inspector Riccardi series. The outfits and scenery in pre WW2 Naples alone make it interesting to watch. We are getting close to Hitler coming to power and one character was set up for murder and thrown into a psyche ward. So I can see that occurring again under the wrong circumstances.

Posted by: Hyacinth at June 02, 2026 07:52 AM (EUqDx)

61 What do you call 10k lawyers up to their necks in concrete?

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:47 AM (/+uur)

A concrete shortage

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:53 AM (eEgwP)

62 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2026 07:54 AM (53oGX)

63 In the UK, noise regulations are primarily governed by the Environmental Protection Act 1990. This act addresses statutory nuisances, including excessive noise from both residential and commercial properties.

85 db Passing diesel truck, Snowblower.

Anything louder than that is illegal in the UK before 7 AM or after 11 PM.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

64 The most amazing thing about the Planter-Collins race is the dwindling Senate GOPe watching the left go scorched Earth on her--liberal left, northeast Republican, anti-Trump-- like she is worse than Trump.

Collins, who is every checkbox they say Republicans must be in order to win elections, is a fascist, evil, enemy.

And each of them, these supreme duffuses and dimwits, sit there and say, " but they won't come after me! I voted against Trump!"

That's ok dumbasses--throw your tantrum, pout, cry, whine. Extract your concessions, claim wins, dance for your Dem masters.

You've already fallen into Trump's trap.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 07:54 AM (73/SM)

65 Dave Rubin was recently discussing his experience debating a roundtable of young Communists (20s and 30s). I view Rubin as a bit of a squish, so his account of the absolute, palpable viciousness of the young people, the savagery behind their smirks and his sense that they wished to kill him, was impressive.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 07:55 AM (fZiTB)

66 So Google evolves from being a search engine on the internet to planning the release of millions upon millions of bugs into the country and onto the population. That's quite a span of company initiatives over its years. When you have too much money...you play G*d.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

67 That dredge up an old memory... I was going to a JCC summer camp during the last years of the USSR. One of the counselors there was the first to explain to me about Soviet abuses in their mental health system... he'd asked if I liked the summer camp and I said yes, and he joked "you'd have to be crazy not to love it here," and we had a laugh.

Then he said "but, seriously, that's what the Communists actually do. If anyone wants to leave Communism they declare them insane and lock them up in a mental hospital."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 07:55 AM (BI5O2)

68 Let's not set our hair on fire, yet.

If there is a big enough wave, Pratt and Hilton are in the running. So vote early and often.

Ironically, cheating to win with extra voters for those two will force the Dems in power to tighten up voting.

If they lose, the decay is backed in the cake, and CA will become more dysfunctional and irrelevant.

Outside forces, like a better Census, more illegals removed, and arrests for corruption, will be easier to justify.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

69 59 Mamdani says one month isn't long enough to celebrate queer and transgender New Yorkers.

New York Blacks: this motherfucker
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:52 AM (eEgwP)

There are around 75 days on the calendar to celebrate cocksuckers and carpet munchers.

There are 2 days to celebrate our ware heros and vets.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

70 Donald Trump’s push to restore accountability across the federal government has triggered a major exodus of attorneys from federal agencies, with more than 10,000 lawyers leaving government service since the beginning of 2025.

What do you call 10k lawyers up to their necks in concrete?
Posted by: r hennigantx

A start

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 07:56 AM (f8lRf)

71 I've got no love for skeeters but the folks looking to do things like this rarely seem to think things through.

Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues
Cane toads...

Posted by: Tim Finn at June 02, 2026 07:58 AM (IqKsT)

72 Mamdani says one month isn't long enough to celebrate queer and transgender New Yorkers.

New York Blacks: this motherfucker
Posted by: ...

I love how the blacks are just realizing where they sit on the minority hierarchy ladder. And they are no longer first.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 07:58 AM (f8lRf)

73 Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 07:55 AM (fZiTB)

About 20 years too late but better late than never

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:58 AM (eEgwP)

74 Develop a whole-of-government approach to antisemitism to ensure federal policies, workplaces, public safety programs, and community initiatives are aligned in protecting Jewish Canadians and confronting hate.

When this is finally instituted the solution will be to wall the Jews in their own ghettos.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)

75 @47

>> The election in Los Angeles is a test of whether there’s any hope left for that city, and state.

There is no hope for LA, I’m calling it now, Pratt comes in third behind Bass and that even more lunatic female lefty.

And then there will be a runoff between Bass and the lefty woman.

Book it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)

76 I view Rubin as a bit of a squish, so his account of the absolute, palpable viciousness of the young people, the savagery behind their smirks and his sense that they wished to kill him, was impressive

--

There is no doubt something is seriously wrong, dangerously wrong, perilously wrong with young people today. I pin it 100% on the so-called "education" system. The total pollution of indoctrination. The brainwashing is at its zenith with them. It's all reflected and easy to see in just how these animals act. I don't know if it will turn around at this point. Nothing short of a cataclysmic restoration will save us as a country if education isn't fixed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 07:58 AM (qBdHI)

77 Chairman of Exxon delivered a very stern warning about oil prices by end of summer yesterday, along with his remarks about why Exxon’s corporate HQ was cutting all ties with New Jersey and moving to Texas.

Charts of inventory drawdowns worldwide demonstrate a crisis point coming soon for the world economy. It’s not hard to see that this is why Iran is convinced they can get Trump to effectively surrender and let them keep their enriched uranium. They believe time is on their side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 07:59 AM (QDJ2U)

78 I've been YouTubing instead of reading the feeds because the feeds are so damn depressing. The sailing channels are the best, for me. Sailing Sweet Luca depicts the travels of a sailing couple from Michigan who quit shore life to buy and sail an live on a J45 bluewater racer. What makes this channel so good compared to all the other sailing tubes, is their smiles and their skill and teamwork. They are racing sailors, having won, I think twice, the Chicago Mac race, and watching them set and trim sails and describe the 24/7 running is fascinating. Right now I am watching them run by night through the small strait that puts you into the Magellan, and describe the strategy of sail trim, timing for tide and wind, to get through without encountering the monstrous waves that occur there. They are calm cool and collected, always smiling, wearing their heavy foul weather gear, bunking in doubled sleeping bags, and I think, OMG, imagine trying to do that in the 1500s in the Golden Hind, men up in the rigging.

Posted by: M. Gaga at June 02, 2026 08:00 AM (KiBMU)

79 Book it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)

I'm going to say Pratt takes it, or comes in fractionally behind Bass for 2nd. Just a feeling about the zeitgeist having turned.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 08:00 AM (fZiTB)

80 Singham and Chambers? Let them fight.

Posted by: Hirohito at June 02, 2026 08:02 AM (ehY6c)

81 And then there will be a runoff between Bass and the lefty woman.

Book it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)

I'm thinking Pratt makes the runoff but loses to Bass in the final match up

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 08:02 AM (luin1)

82 M. Gaga

Sounds great! Thanks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

83 As has been said, the video out of the UK is everything the left lied that happened to George Floyd

It's horrifying.

And the inevitable results of DEI, the mandatory result:
DEI, in any form or name, did not work, never could work.
Minorities never were going to integrate and achieve by being given handouts, coddling and empty praise.

So the only solution is to drag down and punish whites.
Even to killing them if necessary.

Because DEI is built on a single nasty, evil foundation:
Whites are the problem.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 08:02 AM (73/SM)

84 Then he said "but, seriously, that's what the Communists actually do. If anyone wants to leave Communism they declare them insane and lock them up in a mental hospital."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 07:55 AM (BI5O2)
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On a Shabbaton in the 70s, they ran us through a mock reality exercise of emigrating from the USSR complete with loss of job and apartment, applying for an exit visa, etc.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

85 Singham and Chambers? Let them fight.
Posted by: Hirohito at June 02, 2026 08:02 AM (ehY6c)
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Maybe we could turn this into a "Mortal Kombat" style martial-arts tournament...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 08:03 AM (gnNyN)

86

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 02, 2026 08:03 AM (ubYJ0)

87 Tom Steyer is campaigning for governor promising free school breakfast and lunch.

Because the keeeeeeds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)

88 New York Blacks: this motherfucker
Posted by: ..."

Well, they're no longer the poster child for the Dims, so...

their usefulness is over.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:04 AM (XuXeR)

89 Hillary Clinton

Still not President. And Webb Hubble had it in for you. Webb Hubble! You have no shame.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

90 The election in Los Angeles is a test of whether there’s any hope left for that city, and state. I think Pratt will easily receive a solid majority of votes cast by actual people; but how can he stop the million or so fake votes that will be pumped into the voting system?

And they’ve gotten clever, they know to only pump in enough fake votes so that they win by 50%. + 1.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 07:46 AM (QDJ2U)

I lived in LA for 30+ years. Sad to say but my belief is he has about a zero percent chance of being mayor. That city’s been gone and unrecoverable since covid. Richard Riordan was the good old days that aren’t coming back…

Hope I’m wrong!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 08:04 AM (sJ9bK)

91 San Franpsycho

Learned helplessness is alway popular with the Left. We have that rot here in rural Kansas at the schools.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

92 I love how the blacks are just realizing where they sit on the minority hierarchy ladder. And they are no longer first.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 07:58 AM (f8lRf)

Democrat Priorities
1st Illegals
2nd Nazis
3rd Pedos
4th Communistos
4th and a half Boys in girls sports
5th Islamic Terrorist
6th Gays and Lesbo

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:06 AM (/+uur)

93 @87

>>Tom Steyer is campaigning for governor promising free school breakfast and lunch.

Uhmmm. Kids already get free breakfast and lunch in California schools, it’s even mandated in all charter and religious schools.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 08:06 AM (XV/Pl)

94
What happens if Pratt wins? How much will really change? Do you think all those union slugs in the city bureaucracy are going to snap to attention and say, "Yes, sir, Mr. Mayor"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:06 AM (O0L8i)

95 There is no doubt something is seriously wrong, dangerously wrong, perilously wrong with young people today.
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TBF they sound the way I did when I was 14. But when I was 14 spouting that nonsense, everyone around me thought I was crazy and told me to shut up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)

96 - I have recently seen reports that a "major," four day festival was to begin yesterday on the shores of the Dead Sea.
I have also seen, I hope incorrect reports, that it had even been promoted on X on an official govt account.

Prayers that it is pretty much falling flat but also safety. That it doesn't become a target for terrorists.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 02, 2026 08:07 AM (N6m+x)

97 Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
Canada medically is taking the concept of "cradle to grave " very aggressively. If you survive Canuck abortions, they'll kill you at the end.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 08:07 AM (gQKJe)

98 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

99 Because DEI is built on a single nasty, evil foundation:
Whites are the problem.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 08:02 AM (73/SM)

I think it's actually deeper than that though that is in the mix. DEI is more: "our opinion about what you look like determines your life"

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 08:08 AM (eEgwP)

100 Hadrian the Seventh

If the police can change with the leadership, I believe it can work. I imagine those left would welcome a chance to really police again, rather than reinforce failure.

Otherwise, do the Trump plan. Fire, demote, defund.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

101 Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:06 AM (/+uur)

Terrorists way too low, otherwise pretty good!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 08:09 AM (eEgwP)

102 The way you defeat the leftist mob is by crushing it. Start arresting. Start bashing. Start shooting, where necessary.

Allowing them to continue to attack, maim and pillage, the longer this shit goes on.

Hard truth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

103 @94

>> What happens if Pratt wins? How much will really change?

I would think quite a bit, he will at least be able to engage with the cities structural systems and call out the problems and seek solutions.

At a bare minimum he will be able to work with the police commissioner to clean up the streets.

But he’s not going to win, sadly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 08:09 AM (XV/Pl)

104 Charts of inventory drawdowns worldwide demonstrate a crisis point coming soon for the world economy.
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Seeing stories that China is finding the reserves tanks are filled with water or sewage, not oil.
As China does in everything--lies.
I'm sure same in other countries.

The crisis point is past, they are in it.

So, I disagree that Iran is gaining leverage.

Because, every country will have to admit their true reserves.
And admit they lied to the people.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 08:10 AM (73/SM)

105 From Heteropessimist horror:

“I do have a bit of a secret subliminal message in the show … that heterosexuality is the real horror.”

This is who's deciding what you see on television. This is who's determining future politics (which is downstream of culture).

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 08:10 AM (Kdi1r)

106 6th Gays and Lesbo
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:06 AM (/+uur)

That moves to the top of the list again when Buttif*ck runs for president again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

107 I first took note of Singham when I saw that he was the prime financial backer of the George Floyd riots. Now as his name comes up more and more I realize he has become far more dangerous than George Soros, whose influence is fading.

I looked at the dispute between Singham and Chambers, and it is truly revealing. Chambers is an old school anarchist/chaos agent. Singham wants to make sure that the left is always kept under the strict, top down control of an empowered elite.

Now remember that Singham is an agent of, and 100% financed by, the Chinese Communist Party, and it all makes perfect sense. Also makes it obvious that Singham will easily win this internal dispute. If Chsmbers makes too much noise, one of Chairman Xi’s boys will do a Trotsky on him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 08:11 AM (QDJ2U)

108 "There is no hope for LA, I’m calling it now, Pratt comes in third behind Bass and that even more lunatic female lefty."

Agree, but, riddle me this. Why do Democrats *want* to create and live in third world shitholes?

Is having tranny porn in school libraries really more important than living in a clean city with effect lol blic services?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 08:12 AM (wR8sU)

109 The monster babies are going to be a serious problem very soon, at least the now-middle-aged Millennial ones will be.

Like it or not, without regard to Trump, the government is still and will remain a plaything of the Democrat Party. And there is no amount of adrenochrome that can keep the desiccated monkey skeletons who control it alive for very much longer.

Soon, they will shed their flesh suits, spread their leathery wings, and fly back to Hell to sit at the knee of their master. And when they do, all of the political power they held will devolve into the hands of the monster babies they so carefully cultivated.

The passing of the Boomer gangsters is going to be apocalyptic. My cohort is purely malevolent, and they're about to occupy the commanding heights of every institution... it's going to be like Ayn Rand and H.P. Lovecraft wrote a novel together.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 08:12 AM (BI5O2)

110
But he’s not going to win, sadly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 08:09 AM (XV/Pl)

Very, very sadly.

Skid Row is 50 blocks long. They're torturing dogs. They're spreading disease. They're mainlining drugs.

LA is an unmitigated shithole that will cost BILLIONS to clean up. They won't do it.

The fix is in. Nowhere has a better cheat system in place than California.

It's time to start rooting for San Andreas, unfortunately.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Two examples of this plan working:

- The French Army ending the Paris Commune gave France 60 years to get it's shit together.

- The Roman Army under Belisarius gave the Eastern Roman Empire 800 more years of existence by ending the Nika riots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

112
This is funny.

A comedian compares of pitbulls and muslims:

https://tinyurl.com/4r6stc73

It's funny cuz it's true.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:14 AM (iJfKG)

113 The passing of the Boomer gangsters is going to be apocalyptic.

That sounds like an awesome story idea.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 08:14 AM (99eI0)

114 That moves to the top of the list again when Buttif*ck runs for president again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

yes
if they are illegals

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)

115 @108

>> Is having tranny porn in school libraries really more important than living in a clean city with effect lol blic services?

Leftism has always ever been a mental disorder, and to large extent, these people do not have to live under the same rules they foist on everyone else.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 08:15 AM (XV/Pl)

116 32 It's (D)ifferent when they do it.
Posted by: Delurker

Yep. These creatures view pedophilia as a Beautiful Lifestyle Choice™ as long as the person is one of theirs.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 08:15 AM (99eI0)

117 Agree, but, riddle me this. Why do Democrats *want* to create and live in third world shitholes?

Is having tranny porn in school libraries really more important than living in a clean city with effect lol blic services?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 08:12 AM (wR8sU)

Power.

They will win. They believe they will take DC. And when they do, BILLIONS of federal money will flood into the state again and they'll all be filthy rich, while the people suffer, starve and try to flee.

Democrats want you dead and will replace you with whatever race of illegal they can to keep the ballots flying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Who knew that the civil authorities in Iran were just puppets?

Me.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 08:15 AM (qFwJc)

119 no one of any consequence

Add me to that list.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ)

120 Why do Democrats *want* to create and live in third world shitholes?

I've said this before and I still think it's accurate.

Liberals look at the world and see good neighborhoods and bad ones. In their eyes, It's Not Fair that some people live in squalor so it's better to make everyone live in the Third World and usher in an age of equity.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 08:16 AM (99eI0)

121 Tom Steyer is campaigning for governor promising free school breakfast and lunch.
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I think he's implying the state will pay for it. The feds already have a national program, but the administration either reduced the funds for it, or lowered the income level to something actually close to poverty.

The end result is fewer kids on the free shit train. And a lot of angry parents.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 08:17 AM (jehhT)

122 Time for Michael and Gabriel to manifest. His truth shall be our shield and buckler. Satan's going down.

Posted by: Constantine at June 02, 2026 08:18 AM (ehY6c)

123 Saw that Bruce Crandall passed away at age 90. RIP

Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 08:18 AM (rgnea)

124 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

We already see importing illegals and other third world residents shoving the Left aside to gain local power. Dearborn is a harbinger.

So the Left's plan to replace pragmatists will fail faster.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

125 A comedian compares of pitbulls and muslims:

https://tinyurl.com/4r6stc73

It's funny cuz it's true.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:14 AM (iJfKG)

And she's kinda hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

126 Hard truth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

Karlyn Borysenko is an interesting voice on social media -- a female journalist who's gone undercover inside Antifa. She makes your argument. No way to negotiate our way out of this. We need to go Franco on them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 08:20 AM (fZiTB)

127 >>Gas prices have actually been dropping here, not by a nickel or so but by .30-.35/gal.

We had a spike a couple of weeks back - saw a 40-cent jump between that Monday & Tuesday - but prices are now lower than they were before the spike. One place had $3.799/gal this morning.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 08:22 AM (NcvvS)

128 Karlyn Borysenko is an interesting voice on social media -- a female journalist who's gone undercover inside Antifa. She makes your argument. No way to negotiate our way out of this. We need to go Franco on them.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 08:20 AM (fZiTB)

Sad but true. We will need to start fighting back at some point. And it will be messy, necessarily.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

129 From VDH's opinion piece, "Iran's Endgames":

"One problem is the scarcity of accurate information. We have only rumors and spotty regime-fed reports of what is actually going on inside Iran, given there are neither American ground troops nor embedded Western reporters there."

I don't think the accurate information situation is as bad as he claims. His 'we' are people like him, and you and I, who don't have access to information that Mossad and the CIA have. From human sources inside Iran, communication intercepts, 24-hour road and rail traffic tracking data, and high-res satellite and drone imaging.

Does all of that info give Trump and the Pentagon an accurate picture of the regime's true situation? I don't know but I hope so.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 08:22 AM (5rh/l)

130 I saw The Boomer Gangsters open for The Runaways at the Miami Orange Bowl in 1977.

Lotta lip lickers and rug munchers were out and about.

Posted by: Cherry Bomb at June 02, 2026 08:24 AM (IqKsT)

131 Gref

I hope you are right. But having the CIA and the Deep State give any President accurate information has a bad track record.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

132 @125

>> And she's kinda hot.

She’s not kinda hot, she’s objectively hot.

And those pins!!

Maronna Mia!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)

133 We need to go Franco on them.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 08:20 AM (fZiTB)
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I have been droning on about this about 15 years. I thought after the incredible persecution he suffered that Trump would be the one to get this done.

Now I know he is not.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

134 We will need to start fighting back at some point. And it will be messy, necessarily.

And I hate the fact that it's come to this. We have been far too tolerant as a society.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 08:25 AM (99eI0)

135 What I want to know is why the hell everyone under the age of 22 has a moustache now.

Stop looking like my dad, weird children. It's weird.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 08:25 AM (Ot/FD)

136 I saw Lip Lickers and Rug Munchers open for Wet Leg at Lulu's Bait Shack in 2019.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

137 131 Gref

I hope you are right. But having the CIA and the Deep State give any President accurate information has a bad track record.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

True dat.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 08:26 AM (5rh/l)

138 Why do Democrats *want* to create and live in third world shitholes?

Remember when NYC was livable? Remember the bitching? Leftist don't think the bad things will happen to them so they want to pretend at suffering by making others suffer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)

139
And I hate the fact that it's come to this. We have been far too tolerant as a society.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 08:25 AM (99eI0)

Agreed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

140 Better red dead.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 08:26 AM (3UbC6)

141 Last week (May 20), the U.S. Department of Justice announced a federal grand jury had indicted Raul on an array of serious charges, including conspiracy to kill U.S. nationals and four counts of murder.

So, Jane Fonda next? John Kerry?

If not, why not?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 08:28 AM (1Ff7Z)

142 Yes Virginia, it is possible to decapitate the head of the snake.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

143 🚨Report: The United Nations is facing one of the most severe financial crises in its history, with officials warning the organization could run out of cash by mid-August.

… cue tiny violin

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 08:30 AM (j8NMu)

144 "Remember when NYC was livable? Remember the bitching? Leftist don't think the bad things will happen to them so they want to pretend at suffering by making others suffer."
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I think that's it. Leftists are miserable people, and they want everyone else to be miserable.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 08:31 AM (hgGxa)

145 Millions of professionals are already testing their skills with LinkedIn’s daily puzzle games

Lonked is now officially facebook

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)

146 And I hate the fact that it's come to this. We have been far too tolerant as a society.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 08:25 AM (99eI0)

I submit that Constitutional personal rights were established based on the belief all but a teeny-tiny fraction of citizens would respect and abide by the Constitution. This is not the case today.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 08:32 AM (5rh/l)

147 🚨Report: The United Nations is facing one of the most severe financial crises in its history, with officials warning the organization could run out of cash by mid-August.

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Excellent!!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 08:32 AM (GD0B3)

148 The Physical Structure: What Was Actually There

The gallows were not a functional execution device. It was a scaled-down, structurally unserious prop — roughly 8 to 10 feet tall, built from what appeared to be common lumber (2×4s and plywood), hastily assembled with visible hardware-store brackets.

The noose hung from a crossbeam that would have snapped under any real weight. The platform, such as it was, lacked any trapdoor mechanism. No counterweights, no release system, no structural engineering of any kind.

Anyone who's spent time around actual construction knows the difference between something built to kill a man and something built for theater. This was theater.

Crucially, attached to the structure was a “THIS IS ART” sign — a detail that was systematically scrubbed from virtually all mainstream media coverage. The sign explicitly framed the gallows as a symbolic statement, not a functional threat.

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 08:33 AM (j8NMu)

149 You rock, JJ!

my bet, personally?
1 - Pratt
2 - raman
3 - bass

he might even get 50%+

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 08:33 AM (VyBeY)

150 I’m becoming very impatient with Trump’s patience on Iran. End it already!! And by end it I mean bomb the shit out of everything there… Kharg island and all the infrastructure. I’m tired of fucking around with these lying animals

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 08:33 AM (sJ9bK)

151 121 Tom Steyer is campaigning for governor promising free school breakfast and lunch.
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 08:17 AM (jehhT)

Nothing is free.

Hell, let’s require ALL Californians to eat at government canteens for breakfast, lunch and dinner AND have police confiscate any and all things in a home that can be used for cooking to force them all to eat there. This worked in the PRC!

Wait a minute….

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 08:34 AM (T6aVk)

152 he might even get 50%+
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 08:33 AM (VyBeY)
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Never take the brown acid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

153 The Bricks and Minifigs drama continues apace as the former owners of the closed business in Keizer OR have sued the company in Utah and the company itself sues Reckless Ben et al, including the store owners as Does, under such draconian tactics as civil RICO.

If Bricks and MiniFigs had simply given back the approximately $100,000 in remaining LEGOs back to Bryan neither of these suits nor dubious police involvement would have ever happened.

Instead, the CEO of Pricks and Minidicks is busily burning down the good name of his $95 million company and negatively impacting all the other franchised stores.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:35 AM (2GVsD)

154
For all their desire to send "billionaires" to the guillotine, Leftists sure get a lot of money from them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:35 AM (O0L8i)

155 The Jury Problem

During J6 trials, federal prosecutors introduced the gallows as evidence of intent and premeditation. They showed photographs. They played footage. They asked witnesses about the chanting.

What they did not do:

- Inform juries about the miniature scale and structural non-functionality
- Introduce the “THIS IS ART” sign into evidence or even acknowledge its existence
- Allow defense attorneys to contextualize the gallows as political street theater — the kind of symbolic prop that appears at protests across the political spectrum
- Permit meaningful cross-examination about whether anyone genuinely believed this structure could be used for an actual hanging

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 08:35 AM (j8NMu)

156 Biden clarifies. “As I watched it, I thought, Oh my God, he’s having a stroke.”

SO I took him to the WaHo

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:35 AM (/+uur)

157 l
Agree, but, riddle me this. Why do Democrats *want* to create and live in third world shitholes?”

Oldest answer in the book.
“Better to rule in hell, than serve in Heaven.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 08:36 AM (QDJ2U)

158 Millions of professionals are already testing their skills with LinkedIn’s daily puzzle games

Lonked is now officially facebook
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)

"35 of your colleagues have already solved this!"

Yeah, I'm not falling for that.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

159 We need to go Franco on them.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 08:20 AM (fZiTB)
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I have been droning on about this about 15 years. I thought after the incredible persecution he suffered that Trump would be the one to get this done.

Now I know he is not.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

I've said it before: Trump's great strength and great weakness is that he believes in the Constitution and the rule of law.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 02, 2026 08:36 AM (qRla/)

160
Britain and now Spain are fascinating to watch.

Esp. if you think of the old "How could the Jews in Germany let themselves be treated like that by the Nazis?"

Except-

The Jews didn't elect the Nazis to exterminate themselves, which appears to be the case of Britain and Spain.

And even, when it's clear how much their "leaders" hate their native populace. The Native Brits and Spanish are all "Oh no! We can't do anything. I just guess we'll be whittled down piecemeal. Toodle-loo world!"

Well, maybe they could elect the Green Party a few years from now. That'll probably help.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:36 AM (iJfKG)

161 LinusVanPelt

I sorta agree. But I would use a ratchet mechanism.

For every day they don't come to the table to surrender, knock out a power plant. Use drones.

Start with the power for Tehran city, then Tehran province, and use IRGC control percentages to sort the remaining power plants.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

162
Agree, but, riddle me this. Why do Democrats *want* to create and live in third world shitholes?
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They'd rather rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at June 02, 2026 08:37 AM (nhO6M)

163 I’m becoming very impatient with Trump’s patience on Iran.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 08:33 AM (sJ9bK)
-

Something or somebody is very wrong.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 08:37 AM (3UbC6)

164
Instead, the CEO of Pricks and Minidicks is busily burning down the good name of his $95 million company and negatively impacting all the other franchised stores.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:35 AM (2GVsD)

I... the... what? Did I miss an important story? The Great Utah LEGO Wars?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:37 AM (O0L8i)

165 my bet, personally?
1 - Pratt
2 - raman
3 - bass

he might even get 50%+
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 08:33 AM (VyBeY)

They will never allow this to occur. They will manufacture millions of ballots to ensure it doesn't.

Bass will get more "votes" than Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Biden clarifies. “As I watched it, I thought, Oh my God, he’s having a stroke.”

SO I took him to the WaHo
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:35 AM (/+uur)
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The Heart Attack Cafe suddenly closed in Las Vegas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

167 152 he might even get 50%+
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 08:33 AM (VyBeY)
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Never take the brown acid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

I'd place a bit of cash on Pratt winning. They won't pull out all the stops to cheat him out of a win, because they don't need to. To the extent he even has a shot numerically, they're all secretly foaming at the mouth with glee over the prospect of a Mayor Pratt. Think of the fundraising. Think of the Personalizing and Polarizing. It'll be like a new Golden Age of Hatred for them all. Trump is getting boring, let's get a new patsy to kick around.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 08:38 AM (Ot/FD)

168 A nice story about a retired handyman and how after the death of his wife he found a new purpose in life by turning trash into treasure. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/y784a488

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 08:39 AM (lQ+/f)

169 Poison ivy is fascinating, You see the first rash on Memorial Day and it's not gone until Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 08:40 AM (w8dnx)

170 I've said it before: Trump's great strength and great weakness is that he believes in the Constitution and the rule of law.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 02, 2026 08:36 AM (qRla/)
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"The Constitution is not a suicide pact!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

171 I sorta agree. But I would use a ratchet mechanism.

For every day they don't come to the table to surrender, knock out a power plant. Use drones.

Start with the power for Tehran city, then Tehran province, and use IRGC control percentages to sort the remaining power plants.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

I like your approach; it’s smarter than mine. We definitely need to go kinetic and stop this charade of negotiations. The Iranian mindset is: As long as we survive we’ve won. In their minds right now they’re winning regardless of how much we’ve kicked the shit out of them. This can only end well for us if/when they cry uncle

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 08:41 AM (sJ9bK)

172 She’s not kinda hot, she’s objectively hot.

Do you know why every woman under the age of 1000 will claim she's a 10?

The girl was okay. She was young and reasonably slender. That's a 6 off the bat. She had no gross deformities so she gets a 7. But that's about it.

Now, her sense of humor would bump her at least a point but "would I have a relationship with her" status but it doesn't affect looks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

173 I saw Dr. Death and Donuts open for Dr Hook and the Medicine Show at the Agora Theatre in Dalles in 1977.

PS
May 18, 2026Dr. Hook founding member and vocalist Dennis Locorriere has died at age 76, after originating the rock band known for the hit song 'Sylvia's Mother.'

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)

174 r hennigantx

Among the widows I meet, some were very happy their husband died. Mostly to end their suffering. Mostly.

I put Jill Biden in the camp that are happy when their husband dies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

175 Poison ivy is fascinating, You see the first rash on Memorial Day and it's not gone until Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 08:40 AM (w8dnx)

That shit is from Hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

176 "Why do Democrats *want* to create and live in third world shitholes?"

They don't. They want YOU to live in a third world shithole while THEY live high on the hog with YOUR wealth.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 08:42 AM (Q+gd/)

177 Not that my prayers are more effectual than anyone else's, but I like Spencer Pratt and I am praying for his victory.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 08:42 AM (lQ+/f)

178 Report: The United Nations is facing one of the most severe financial crises in its history, with officials warning the organization could run out of cash by mid-August.

Oh No! Not that. How will I get my rape on?

Posted by: UN African "Peacekeepers" at June 02, 2026 08:42 AM (IqKsT)

179 “Permit meaningful cross-examination about whether anyone genuinely believed this structure could be used for an actual hanging
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 08:35 AM (j8NMu)”

The mock gallows is a fascinating and little noted part of what went on that day - do you know that no one officially knows who built it or where it came from or who brought it? The next day (even though it was said to be a vital piece of evidence) it was immediately broken up and the fragments destroyed, so that it would forever be impossible to determine who built it or where it came from.

Very good reasons to believe it was constructed by FBI agents themselves, to be used as a prop in the planned operations that day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 08:42 AM (QDJ2U)

180 The only way Iran should survive is if it is reformed and the "islhamic republic" part is dropped, forever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

181 The great criminals, the destroyers of Britain, range from Tony Blair to David Cameron to Theresa May and Keir Starmer

—

Boris Johnson is on this list too.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 08:43 AM (Tpp9k)

182 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 02, 2026 08:31 AM (hgGxa)

They are driven by envy. They don't like the idea of anyone having anything.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 08:43 AM (eEgwP)

183 France is second favorite to win the World Cup behind Spain. If France wins the WC, Saturday's Champions League riots will look like a marshmellow roast.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 08:43 AM (rJ48h)

184
I put Jill Biden in the camp that are happy when their husband dies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

He really better have a multi-million dollar insurance policy.......or she's bankrupt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

185 Hadrian, the whole story is insane.

Bryan was selling his father's massive LEGO Star Wars collection. How large? The store in Keizer OR had to get more shelves to house and showcase the consignment. The estimated price several years ago was $200K

Store owners wanted to sell the franchise. Instead corporate in Utah, in less than 16 hours, sent someone to kick them out and turn over the keys.
And it has gone downhill since then with accusations, charges of harassment and trespass, and Reckless Ben wining in small claims court against Bricks where the store literally shutdown instead of returning the LEGOs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:44 AM (2GVsD)

186 They want to destroy. What better way to destroy than to let a celebrity interloper take office as mayor, use your real, deep, entrenched, unelected power to rattle the city to the ground around him, and then claim it's All His Fault while you dance around the fires cackling and hooting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 08:44 AM (Ot/FD)

187 [
Boris Johnson is on this list too.
Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 08:43 AM (Tpp9k)

What a piece of shit THAT guy was.

And that hair.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

188 Report: The United Nations is facing one of the most severe financial crises in its history, with officials warning the organization could run out of cash by mid-August.

—

This is like that scene in Goodfellas. They looted the restaurant to the point there was nothing left. Only thing to do is burn it down and get the insurance money.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 08:44 AM (Tpp9k)

189 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

After every power plant is destroyed, Trump should send a one word message to the IRCG, "Inshallah".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

190 So the UN is going broke. Turtle Bay in the East River could be a prime location for good real estate development. Of course with the commie jihadist mayor you'd have to wait till he's gone but it would be worth the wait for the twofer, 2) bye-bye UN and 2) development

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 08:45 AM (gQKJe)

191 I am very much enjoying experimenting with AI at work. The tool is remarkable… I feed it questions (complicated problem setups) and it spits out a reasonable answer in a few seconds. In their minds old days I’d have to spend weeks building a simulation; now I get an answer in 10 minutes.

The only drawback: It’s a black box… I dont know how it’s getting the answers… but the answers seem reasonable they pass the sniff test

Another drawback: How do I present this to a customer?? Hey customer, AI told me the answer is X but I can’t show you the simulation results or the model used, just trust the AI engine

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 08:45 AM (sJ9bK)

192 I... the... what? Did I miss an important story? The Great Utah LEGO Wars?"

Next up, BeanieBabies!

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

193 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

All the deaths from the Ukraine conflict are on him, after he stopped the peace plan. Boris is an evil man.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

194 Victor Davis Hanson: The United States is now weighing two choices. One is to end the war and get some sort of deal, assured that it has already done close to a decade’s worth of damage to Iran, and perhaps more if sanctions persist.
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I disagree. Iran will exert whatever power it is able, disrupting neighboring countries, attacking oil production, and (certainly) stopping traffic on the Strait.

Trump started this for what he believed were necessary and good reasons, and now we are committed. Even if he temporarily backs off to let the midterms pass, he needs to go back in and finish off the IRGC.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 08:46 AM (9kF3q)

195 183 France is second favorite to win the World Cup behind Spain. If France wins the WC, Saturday's Champions League riots will look like a marshmellow roast.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 08:43 AM (rJ48h)

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My dark horse favorite is Uruguay. Federico Valverde beat Manchester City all by himself, so why could he not beat the world?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 08:46 AM (w8dnx)

196 France’s World Cup isn’t French. I think 2 of their starters are actual Frenchmen. The rest are “French” the way Maryland Man is from Maryland.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 08:46 AM (Tpp9k)

197 I’m becoming very impatient with Trump’s patience on Iran. End it already!! And by end it I mean bomb the shit out of everything there… Kharg island and all the infrastructure. I’m tired of fucking around with these lying animals
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 08:33 AM (sJ9bK)

Something to consider...

The President does not have the support of the rest of the government to fight Iran. The President does not have the support of the population to fight Iran.

Only a small minority of people actually wants to fight Iran. Another group, larger than the first but still small, is willing to fight Iran. Everyone else opposes it to varying degrees for one reason or another.

Y'all can bitch about Trump wanting a deal but the reason Iran is holding out is because they know they can because no one backs Trump but voices in the wilderness.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

198 183 France is second favorite to win the World Cup behind Spain. If France wins the WC, Saturday's Champions League riots will look like a marshmellow roast.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 08:43 AM (rJ48h)

If they won in a damned exhibition against the Greenland U15s, they'd probably burn down half the stinkin' Loov.

The day before.

The F in France stands for F-ed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 08:47 AM (Ot/FD)

199 Next up, BeanieBabies!

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

Collectors would likely shudder in horror at the number of those my dog has destroyed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

200 I put Jill Biden in the camp that are happy when their husband dies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

He really better have a multi-million dollar insurance policy.......or she's bankrupt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Well, to be fair.

She'll get hubby Biden's Preezy Pension, which is what?...like $250K/yr.

Not world class wealth but plenty easy to live on.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:47 AM (iJfKG)

201 and (certainly) stopping traffic on the Strait."

Yeah, sure.

*sigh*

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

202 World Cup? whazzat?

someone somewhere seriously considering kicking the planet in the nads?

if not, then why does it need a cup? this makes no sense.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 08:47 AM (VyBeY)

203 748 and thru da links

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 08:48 AM (/+uur)

204 France is second favorite to win the World Cup behind Spain. If France wins the WC, Saturday's Champions League riots will look like a marshmellow roast.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 08:43 AM (rJ48h)

Let France win. Maybe that'll finish off Paris once and for all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

205 Beanie Babies? It is Pokemon cards also.

One woman in Chile has apparently been kidnapped and murdered for her Pokemon cards.

Here in the US thieves broke into a store and stole $45,000 worth of Pokemon cards.

But wait! There's more! There has been a shooting over Pokemon cards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:48 AM (2GVsD)

206 Collectors would likely shudder in horror at the number of those my dog has destroyed."

Good doggie!

Said tale is "someone thinks their stuff is worth mint. It isn't, fighting ensues, cops called, film at 11"

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)

207 They want to destroy. What better way to destroy than to let a celebrity interloper take office as mayor, use your real, deep, entrenched, unelected power to rattle the city to the ground around him, and then claim it's All His Fault while you dance around the fires cackling and hooting.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 08:44 AM (Ot/FD)

They can’t let him win it’d be a PR disaster for the powers that be… no if he win it’d show the world that even deep blue LA would vote for a “MAGA-aligned” person. It would destroy their narrative that Trump is hated and the devil. It’ll never happen… they’re already quite good at destroying on their own

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 08:49 AM (sJ9bK)

208 How many people are coming to the World Cup in the US. I heard Seattle wasn't doing well on sales, but what if other locations?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 08:49 AM (gQKJe)

209 oison ivy is fascinating, You see the first rash on Memorial Day and it's not gone until Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 08:40 AM (w8dnx)

That shit is from Hell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
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Agreed. I have a patch of it in my front yard.

Anyone have any spare napalm?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 08:49 AM (gnNyN)

210 The Jury Problem

During J6 trials, federal prosecutors introduced the gallows as evidence of intent and premeditation. They showed photographs. They played footage. They asked witnesses about the chanting.

What they did not do:

- Inform juries about the miniature scale and structural non-functionality
- Introduce the “THIS IS ART” sign into evidence or even acknowledge its existence
- Allow defense attorneys to contextualize the gallows as political street theater — the kind of symbolic prop that appears at protests across the political spectrum
- Permit meaningful cross-examination about whether anyone genuinely believed this structure could be used for an actual hanging
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 08:35 AM (j8NMu)

1. Not the prosecutors job to introduce that stuff.
2. If the defense was barred from introducing it, that's on the judge.

The guilt of the prosecutors was in bringing a case which was bullshit in the first place.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

211 Report: The United Nations is facing one of the most severe financial crises in its history, with officials warning the organization could run out of cash by mid-August.
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I guess this explains why all those self-righteous shitheads have been so quiet lately, and not indulging in their favorite "I hate Trump" exercises.

Nothing like prospective poverty and the need to find a real job to shut them up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 08:49 AM (9kF3q)

212 Something or somebody is very wrong.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 08:37 AM (3UbC6)

My sense is Susie Wiles.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 08:50 AM (fZiTB)

213 208 How many people are coming to the World Cup in the US. I heard Seattle wasn't doing well on sales, but what if other locations?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 08:49 AM (gQKJe)

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Ticket and related prices are so high only SpaceX employees can afford it.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 08:50 AM (w8dnx)

214 Not world class wealth but plenty easy to live on.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:47 AM (iJfKG)

But she inherits the debt as well. Don't they have 8 mortgages on the house?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

215 The UN on Turtle Bay needs to have a culturally diverse bake sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:50 AM (2GVsD)

216 sock_rat_eez

If the world is kicked in the nads, it should wear a cup. Just saying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

217 Stanley Cup Game 1 is tonight on ABC. Finally, I actually get to watch some playoff hockey.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026 08:51 AM (Oy/m2)

218
Y'all can bitch about Trump wanting a deal but the reason Iran is holding out is because they know they can because no one backs Trump but voices in the wilderness.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

If you’re right, then that implies that he believed it would be quick and easy, like Venezuela, and. Now that it isn’t he’s stuck in a bad situation with no clear way out.

Me, I say shoot your way out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 08:51 AM (QDJ2U)

219 How many people are coming to the World Cup in the US. I heard Seattle wasn't doing well on sales, but what if other locations?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

NYC is sucking hind tit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 08:51 AM (f8lRf)

220 I used to have a different nic, bless you. You get it right.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 08:52 AM (5P5DO)

221 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

She writes it off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

222 How many people are coming to the World Cup in the US. I heard Seattle wasn't doing well on sales, but what if other locations?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 08:49 AM (gQKJe)

FIFA has chosen to rape all goers. Tickets are in the $1000's. Public transportation now costs $100+. Hotels are charging $800+ a night.

Not one venue has sold out a match yet.

I hope it fails, miserably.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

223 How many people are coming to the World Cup in the US."

You know, some enterprising investigator might look into why the WC (heh) is in the US... seems odd, no?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

224 To the argument that Pratt won't be able to govern within a hostile Leftist bureaucratic monolith, don't underestimate this guy. There will be nothing traditional or conventional about how he applies and peddles his influence.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 08:52 AM (fZiTB)

225 One woman in Chile has apparently been kidnapped and murdered for her Pokemon cards.

Here in the US thieves broke into a store and stole $45,000 worth of Pokemon cards.

But wait! There's more! There has been a shooting over Pokemon cards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:48 AM (2GVsD)
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Yeah, it's insane. When I was on a grand jury, one of the cases we looked at involved the son of a guy who worked at a game store. The son broke in and stole thousands of dollars of Magic: The Gathering cards.

They usually try to trade them for drugs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 08:52 AM (gnNyN)

226 Donald Trump’s push to restore accountability across the federal government has triggered a major exodus of attorneys from federal agencies, with more than 10,000 lawyers leaving government service since the beginning of 2025.
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You all have no idea how big a deal this is; how important.
Obama and Biden drove out all but the most ideologically committed lawyers.

Ability, accomplishments, qualifications or tenure didn't matter:
All that mattered was your commitment to DEI and hate for America.

That's at least 10k that were working against Trump and Bondi at every turn.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 08:53 AM (73/SM)

227
With the World Cup Games coming to the USA,

Americans will finally get to see some world class Fake Injuries and Dramatic Flopping Around on the field..

It should be glorious!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:53 AM (iJfKG)

228 Today Is National Rocky Road Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

229 There has been a shooting over Pokemon cards."

Squirtle? Pikachu? Holographic?

The world wonders....

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

230 Americans will finally get to see some world class Fake Injuries and Dramatic Flopping Around on the field..

It should be glorious!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:53 AM (iJfKG)

My kingdom for a lime green dildo to be thrown onto the pitch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

231 very much enjoying experimenting with AI at work. The tool is remarkable… I feed it questions (complicated problem setups) and it spits out a reasonable answer in a few seconds. In their minds old days I’d have to spend weeks building a simulation; now I get an answer in 10 minutes.

The only drawback: It’s a black box… I dont know how it’s getting the answers… but the answers seem reasonable they pass the sniff test

—

Same. People who say it’s a glorified google search make me crack up. It’s made me so much more productive it’s crazy. My team has shrunk by a couple of people in the past year even though our output has grown during that time. The two left on their own but there’s been no need to replace them, so in effect AI has decreased the jobs number by 2. And more like 3 because in the olden days (2024) we would need that extra person as well given our velocity these days.

As for where it’s getting its answers? Reddit. lol. Something like 25% of all LLM generated content comes from Reddit.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 08:54 AM (Tpp9k)

232 I used to have a different nic, bless you. You get it right.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 08:52 AM (5P5DO)

That's why the CIA (obvious joke) gave me cancer (maybe).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 08:54 AM (ExV1e)

233 Today Is National Rocky Road Day"

W. Virgina or Northern Michigan?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

234 The best thing is that, once again, a Canadian team can't win the Stanley Cup.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 08:55 AM (J4Dwc)

235 Americans will finally get to see some world class Fake Injuries and Dramatic Flopping Around on the field..

It should be glorious!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:53 AM (iJfKG)

The NBA and the NFL have entered the chat.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026 08:55 AM (Oy/m2)

236 @172

>> Do you know why every woman under the age of 1000 will claim she's a 10?

10s are rare species, Diablo Cake Girl, being an exemplar.

But that comedienne is objectively pretty, shes objectively has a nice body and a nice voice.

If I had to rate her she would easily be an 7.5/8.

The Russian judges would probably score her a full point lower though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 08:55 AM (XV/Pl)

237 Stanley Cup Game 1 is tonight on ABC. Finally, I actually get to watch some playoff hockey.
Posted by: dantesed

September 15th opener for training camps.
Then again, most teams have been off since April 15th. 😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 08:55 AM (f8lRf)

238 My kingdom for a lime green dildo to be thrown onto the pitch."

I'd pay cash money to see that....

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

239 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 08:55 AM (77rzZ)

240 LLMs raised on Reddit?

Oh dear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:55 AM (2GVsD)

241 I’m becoming very impatient with Trump’s patience on Iran. End it already!! And by end it I mean bomb the shit out of everything there… Kharg island and all the infrastructure. I’m tired of fucking around with these lying animals
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 08:33 AM (sJ9bK)
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Again, I disagree. Trump is patient for lots of reasons, reducing suffering and death, or at least drawing it out, reducing the destruction of critical infrastructure (that will all have to be rebuilt), and to give time to the citizenry to rise up (maybe) and help the process og killing the IRGC along.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 08:56 AM (WAZlG)

242 The best thing is that, once again, a Canadian team can't win the Stanley Cup.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 08:55 AM (J4Dwc)

Each team captain will be MAID to try harder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

243 Anna Puma

Now a LLM raised on 20 years of AoS HQ output would be beyond awesome.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)

244 >> Do you know why every woman under the age of 1000 will claim she's a 10?

10s are rare species, Diablo Cake Girl, being an exemplar.

But that comedienne is objectively pretty, shes objectively has a nice body and a nice voice.

If I had to rate her she would easily be an 7.5/8.

The Russian judges would probably score her a full point lower though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

East German judges will score 2.5 points lower. Why? Because she's not stronk like bull.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 08:57 AM (f8lRf)

245 Now a LLM raised on 20 years of AoS HQ output would be beyond awesome.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)

"Slap a hot iron to it."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

246 Each team captain will be MAID to try harder."

Zombie Escobar waves...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)

247 I'm sorry, TJM, I love ya man but I'm not watching a 3.5 hour video.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

248 I tend to think the administration has a Plan™ for Iran. If we were to demolish Iran's infrastructure we'd likely be expected to rebuild it. And we would. But it still wouldn't be "ours." No matter how you bend the logic.

Then, we'd have to station various entities there. An occupation of sorts. Nobody wants that.

Wresting control of the Persian Gulf from Iran/IRGC is the preferred solution, IMO. That is a better "deal" for the US in the long run. I personally think the argument is about that... how the US should wrest control from the IRGC... which isn't at all interested in giving it up.

We're in that stage of diplomacy were we're trying to figure out what the IRGC will take to give up control. Some think they never will relinquish control. Some do.

It's not a matter of "if" it's a matter of "when." And it might be by force in the end. But if you're going all kinetic on the IRGC you better get them all.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (jehhT)

249 I'm sorry, TJM, I love ya man but I'm not watching a 3.5 hour video.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

Drool and subscribe!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

250 Iran is imploding , no need to blow anything up at the moment.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (5P5DO)

251 >My dark horse favorite is Uruguay. Federico Valverde beat Manchester City all by himself, so why could he not beat the world?
Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 08:46 AM (w8dnx)

He couldn't beat Tchouameni.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (rJ48h)

252 If that girl is a 6 or 7 then Richard Simmons was *kind of* gay.

I don't know what women some of y'all are looking at but she was *well* above average. Beautiful girl.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (eEgwP)

253 My sense is Susie Wiles.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 08:50 AM (fZiTB)
-

I bet she's wearing a silicon head disguise that when pulled off reveals Victoria Nuland.

There's a movie plot here!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 08:59 AM (3UbC6)

254 couldn't beat Tchouameni."

Kinky...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

255 Today Is National Rocky Road Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)
==

Marshmallow shouldn't even be in the room when ice cream is being eaten.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

256 There's a guy ( D) running for office here and his slogan is "Your voice. Your concerns matter." Wow! I don't know if it's true but I like it .Almost Everybody else's sign or slogan says, Fight Trump" or "new generation fighting MAGA and extremism or my personal favorite/s "Fighter against fascism"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 08:59 AM (lQ+/f)

257
My kingdom for a lime green dildo to be thrown onto the pitch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

That would be funny if every fake fall generated a rain of lime green dildos thrown onto the field.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:59 AM (iJfKG)

258 If that girl is a 6 or 7 then Richard Simmons was *kind of* gay.

I don't know what women some of y'all are looking at but she was *well* above average. Beautiful girl.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (eEgwP)

She is on par with pretty much every slim girl on every college campus everywhere. If that isn't average, I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

259 Iran is imploding , no need to blow anything up at the moment.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (5P5DO)
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If Trump had the upper hand, he couldn't care less if half of Beirut was gone yesterday.

Something is wrong.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 09:00 AM (3UbC6)

260 some of y'all are looking at"

Not looking. Linkages or references here can lead to...

*shudders*

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)

261 My kids are carolinians but I'm hoping Las Vegas wins the cup. The "Lenovo" Center sounds too much like work plus I'm a Mac user.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 09:00 AM (w8dnx)

262 When the US had the WorldCup in the 90s the captains of the various European fan clubs told the soccer hooligans that all the US cops are armed as is a good portion of the population. Any hooliganism and you might get shot. There wasn't any hooliganism.
Now , with cities bring crappy on crime , who knows . Still might want to keep guests safe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 09:01 AM (gQKJe)

263 Now a LLM raised on 20 years of AoS HQ output would be beyond awesome.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)
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True and an actual possibility.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

264 A comedian compares of pitbulls and muslims:

https://tinyurl.com/4r6stc73

It's funny cuz it's true.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 08:14 AM (iJfKG)
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I would definitely go see her. And encourage my son to ask her out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 09:01 AM (WtHHI)

265 Diablo Cake Girl is still with Ryan. They have been married for 7 years and have 2 kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

266 Trump beat the leftard machine, including his own treacherous party, 3 times, and it didn't always look like he was "winning".

I expected this thing to be well over by now but I do not expect him or us to come out of it a loser. We will see!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:01 AM (eEgwP)

267 Huh.....and all this time I thought John Ford was that actor guy in all those westerns.

Turns out that was Glenn Ford. Guess I'm really not a movie guy of any sort.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

268 that girl is a 6 or 7 then Richard Simmons was *kind of* gay.

I don't know what women some of y'all are looking at but she was *well* above average. Beautiful girl.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (eEgwP)

What girl we talking about? Where’s the pic?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 09:02 AM (otCYj)

269 Diablo Cake Girl is still with Ryan. They have been married for 7 years and have 2 kids.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

Love is love, man.

But seriously, that dude way out kicked his punt coverage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

270 I was fortunate enough to marry into season tickets to Detroit Red Wings games during their Cup runs with Stevie Y and Russian Five. As such, I still to this day have a visceral hate for the Colorado Avalanche. So, I have to root for Carolina.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 09:02 AM (J4Dwc)

271 What girl we talking about? Where’s the pic?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 09:02 AM (otCYj)

Link up yonder where a comedienne compares islhamists to pit bulls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

272 Oh, wait, Colorado lost to Vegas. Still rooting for Carolina.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 09:03 AM (J4Dwc)

273 @258

>> She is on par with pretty much every slim girl on every college campus everywhere.

Well, young slim girls tend to be attractive.

I do a fair amount of work at Colleges, so I’m familiar with what you are saying.

But again, the comedienne is objectively pretty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 09:03 AM (XV/Pl)

274 He couldn't beat Tchouameni.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 08:58 AM (rJ48h)

=======

At least he tried!

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 09:04 AM (w8dnx)

275 As such, I still to this day have a visceral hate for the Colorado Avalanche. So, I have to root for Carolina.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 09:02 AM (J4Dwc)

I'm betting you were one that took some glee out of the announcement that Claude Lemieux went mort.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

276 She is on par with pretty much every slim girl on every college campus everywhere. If that isn't average, I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

You can start by telling me your idea of average is skewed. The average American woman is 171 pounds. And five foot four. I think we just have a different rating system.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:04 AM (eEgwP)

277 What girl we talking about? Where’s the pic?"

This will end badly...

I'm guessing pics of Helen Thomas?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)

278 Dr. Maalouf ‏
@realMaalouf
Is this freedom?

https://tinyurl.com/ywr5b8em

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

279 When I was growing up, the idea that a team from Carolina would be competing for the Stanley Cup or that there would even be a team from Carolina was beyond fantasy land.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 09:05 AM (fZiTB)

280 What girl we talking about? Where’s the pic?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 09:02 AM (otCYj)

Link up yonder where a comedienne compares islhamists to pit bulls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

Thank you! Found it. I looked. She’s attractive but nowhere near a 10…. A solid 7.5

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (otCYj)

281 The comedienne is Arynne Wexler and, it turns out, she has written several articles for the Federalist.

Her parents should be proud! Great looking, funny, smart, and thinks right!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (zyFko)

282 Okay; I'm all cleaned up and the place straightened, ready for the van lines rep to show up and estimate how much my move will cost. To be nice I've made some more coffee and will offer him a cup. Meantime, I've having a little extra meself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (wzUl9)

283 >>I'm betting you were one that took some glee out of the announcement that Claude Lemieux went mort.

Nah, I didn't. Sad story.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (J4Dwc)

284 The New Jersey US Attorney’s Office charged Brendan John Geier, 26, with assaulting federal officers and causing bodily injury, for allegedly “kicking and biting” Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers outside the Newark detention center, leaving them with “horrific wounds,” according to acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. Geier, of Madison, NJ, was previously charged with sexual abuse of children related to the dissemination and possession of child pornography, the Justice Department confirmed to The Post.

I remember on J6 I was told that because protestors pushed police it was a violent insurrection, the protestors should be executed, and anyone supporting them should be imprisoned.

Quite a different standard here no?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (sKqQm)

285 No one called her a 10 I don't think, I just thought 6 or 7 was low.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (eEgwP)

286 The average American woman is 171 pounds. "

"American woman, don't set on me! "

*new version

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

287 @realMaalouf
Is this freedom?

https://tinyurl.com/ywr5b8em
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

Islham is shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

288 How many people are coming to the World Cup in the US. I heard Seattle wasn't doing well on sales, but what if other locations?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 08:49 AM (gQKJe)

FIFA has chosen to rape all goers. Tickets are in the $1000's. Public transportation now costs $100+. Hotels are charging $800+ a night.

Not one venue has sold out a match yet.

I hope it fails, miserably.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

We thought it might be fun to go see the WC since there are games here in the DFW area.,

and, I suppose stupidity, we assumed that since soccer is basically a third world poverty sport the tickets while not cheap would be reasonable., but-

Nope.

We can see flopping around juuuuuuust on our TV should we desire to do so.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 09:07 AM (iJfKG)

289 Now a LLM raised on 20 years of AoS HQ output would be beyond awesome.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)

Specially First or Second Aid

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

290 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (wzUl9)

Where are you going?

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026 09:07 AM (Oy/m2)

291 r hennigantx

Add dating advice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

292 281 The comedienne is Arynne Wexler and, it turns out, she has written several articles for the Federalist.

Not sure what your idea of a 10 is but she's pretty darn close...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 09:08 AM (luin1)

293
Nah, I didn't. Sad story.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (J4Dwc)

I did see where the family donated his brain to be studied. I'm betting the CTE in that guy was significant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

294 estimate how much my move will cost. "

Then add 25 percent to get the real amount...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)

295 When I was growing up, the idea that a team from Carolina would be competing for the Stanley Cup or that there would even be a team from Carolina was beyond fantasy land.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 09:05 AM (fZiTB)

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At least a team from Florida never won an NHL Stanley Cup.

Wait,wut?

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 09:08 AM (Na5xP)

296 She is on par with pretty much every slim girl on every college campus everywhere. If that isn't average, I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

You can start by telling me your idea of average is skewed. The average American woman is 171 pounds. And five foot four. I think we just have a different rating system.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:04 AM (eEgwP)

Slim girls aren't 171.

My youngest graduated from college in December. I attended the graduation. That comedienne wouldn't have hit average among the girls I saw.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:08 AM (ExV1e)

297 "Because I won't say that she's a boy whatsoever, they won't let me have a relationship with my daughter."
She Wouldn’t Call Her Daughter ‘Trans.’ The State Took Custody.
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As painful as that must be, it is less worse than being complicit in the unfolding crime the state is enforcing on the poor deluded and groomed child.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2026 09:09 AM (+i92M)

298 > When the US had the WorldCup in the 90s the captains of the various European fan clubs told the soccer hooligans that all the US cops are armed as is a good portion of the population. Any hooliganism and you might get shot. There wasn't any hooliganism.
Now , with cities bring crappy on crime , who knows . Still might want to keep guests safe
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 09:01 AM (gQKJe)

Notably, in 1994 neither Scotland nor England qualified for the World Cup. Their hooligans would have had far more to fear from US citizens than US cops.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 09:09 AM (rJ48h)

299 286 The average American woman is 171 pounds. "

"American woman, don't set on me! "

*new version
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

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I think the median is 150-155, which is ideal for a woman who is 6'2".

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 09:09 AM (w8dnx)

300 What girl we talking about? Where’s the pic?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 09:02 AM (otCYj)
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Link up yonder where a comedienne compares islhamists to pit bulls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026
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Thank you! Found it. I looked. She’s attractive but nowhere near a 10…. A solid 7.5
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026

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Maybe a little higher than that! That smile is devastating.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:09 AM (wzUl9)

301 I’d have a hard time thinking of something I care less about than the World Cup…. Underwater basket weaving maybe??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 09:09 AM (vTRii)

302 We thought it might be fun to go see the WC since there are games here in the DFW area.,

and, I suppose stupidity, we assumed that since soccer is basically a third world poverty sport the tickets while not cheap would be reasonable., but-

Nope.

We can see flopping around juuuuuuust on our TV should we desire to do so.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 09:07 AM (iJfKG)

They're at Jerryworld. And Jerry battled them due to the fact that FIFA doesn't like sponsors they're not making money off. They told him he had to remove AT&T from everything. He told them to pound sand. Eventually, he threw a tarp over the outside logos.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

303 Its funny leftists will often tell me things were better "back in the day" generally pointing to the 60s, and they somehow blame capitalism or "America moving right" which is absurd.

But it is a lot of fun to point out to them that "back in the day" trannies would be sent to mental institutions, commies would go to prison, and homosexuals were banned from all sorts of sensitive occupations.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:10 AM (sKqQm)

304 Diablo Cake Girl is still with Ryan. They have been married for 7 years and have 2 kids.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 09:01 AM (u82oZ)
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excellent news! good for them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 09:10 AM (zyFko)

305 What I want to know is why the hell everyone under the age of 22 has a moustache now.

Stop looking like my dad, weird children. It's weird.
_-_
Heh. Time comes for us all, eh?

"Don't call me MISTER Smith, that's my dad!"
Dude, you're 42 and you have a 20 year old kid.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 09:10 AM (Ujdpe)

306 I attended Game 5 of the finals in 2002 when Detroit beat Carolina to take the Cup. When Brendan Shanahan scored an empty-netter from the sideboard to clinch it, I thought the roof on Joe Louis Arena was going to collapse.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 09:10 AM (J4Dwc)

307 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:09 AM (wzUl9)

I missed it... Did you get the House you put an offer on ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 09:10 AM (luin1)

308 Tickets are in the $1000"

It's interesting... not seeing the volume of scalping going on...

Hmm.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)

309 Oh Kami-sama

Trump admin is watching the Roach King? And he just covered the whole LEGO collection debacle.

If true, I need more popcorn if the Feds get involved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:10 AM (2GVsD)

310 I think rather than arguing whether some girl is.a 10 or not , let's wait till it rains and let's vote on which raindrop will get down the window fastest .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 09:11 AM (looXz)

311 >>I’d have a hard time thinking of something I care less about than the World Cup…. Underwater basket weaving maybe??
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I will be unable to watch the World Cup, as I will be busy not watching Colbert.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 02, 2026 09:11 AM (bNf8H)

312 “Marriage and death are very much alike...

*********

I was expecting a Rodney Dangerfield piece.

Posted by: muldoon at June 02, 2026 09:11 AM (qgHp7)

313 No one called her a 10 I don't think, I just thought 6 or 7 was low.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:06 AM (eEgwP)

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Shared delusion is why people used to couple up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

314 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

That is nice to hear!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 09:11 AM (looXz)

315 I did see where the family donated his brain to be studied. I'm betting the CTE in that guy was significant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

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I played 12 years of football -- including in college -- and suffered numerous concussions (explains a lot), and remember seeing an interview a couple decades ago with former NFL players like Jim McMahon who were suffering from CTE.

Scared the shit out of me ... as dementia is my greatest fear.

So now I tell young women everywhere: "Mamas don't let your children grow up to play football ..." (and we used to laugh at our friends whose parents wouldn't let them play).

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 09:12 AM (Na5xP)

316 Google Seeks Federal Approval to Release 32 Million Sterile Mosquitoes in California and Florida
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Why would we allow this?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2026 09:12 AM (+i92M)

317 muldoon

Ace made a comment that his happy fun times with groupies were over. Except for the crows. Made me think he was married.

He did post he went to a baby shower.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

318 Islam and feminism are two extremes in views of femininity.

The former legitimately oppresses women, the latter is not only female supremacy but tells women they are supposed to want things that most women don't and they are broken/stupid if they don't.

You'd think people would notice how extreme both are compared to say traditional American notions.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:13 AM (sKqQm)

319 "I think rather than arguing whether some girl is.a 10 or not , let's wait till it rains and let's vote on which raindrop will get down the window fastest ."

Ahhh....my second favorite activity after watching paint dry. Combine both and you have a fun filled weekend!

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 02, 2026 09:13 AM (zBgIx)

320 Not sure what your idea of a 10 is but she's pretty darn close...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 09:08 AM (luin1)

The scale is logarithmic. There are, maybe, 20 10s in the whole of the US. Y'all can rate her whatever you want but you must live in a land where 15s walk the streets.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

321 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026
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Where are you going?
Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026

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If the home inspection checks out, Terre Haute, Indiana. I've been to Evansville, about an hour south, and liked it, but it was kind of big for what I want. TH has about 60K people and is only about an hour from Indianapolis, if I need something TH doesn't have.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:13 AM (wzUl9)

322 Why would we allow this?"

Well, calif would be ok, I guess...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR)

323 So people are paying thousands to watch men play with each other's balls on a field?

Seems kind of gay.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:14 AM (sKqQm)

324 I think rather than arguing whether some girl is.a 10 or not , let's wait till it rains and let's vote on which raindrop will get down the window fastest .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 09:11 AM (looXz)

The ones toward the edge would get down the fastest because the glass there has to be machined a little more and therefore would be smoother.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 02, 2026 09:14 AM (eEgwP)

325 Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 02, 2026 09:14 AM (eEgwP)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 09:14 AM (looXz)

326 Shut up, Wesley .

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 09:15 AM (u82oZ)

327 I missed it... Did you get the House you put an offer on ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026

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Oh, they accepted, and I've done a ton of electronic paperwork. The home inspection is this week, and barring any major ($$$) problems, I think it's going to work out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:15 AM (wzUl9)

328 Oh, they accepted, and I've done a ton of electronic paperwork. The home inspection is this week, and barring any major ($$$) problems, I think it's going to work out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:15 AM (wzUl9)

Good news ...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 09:15 AM (luin1)

329 Islham is shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
******
Yeah, it is. Why can't the women of the world see how degrading and oppressive it is?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2026 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

330 Islam and feminism

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:13 AM (sKqQm)

Both are principally about controlling women.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:15 AM (eEgwP)

331
Why would we allow this?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2026 09:12 AM (+i92M)

They're releasing ticks that have that meat allergy embedded. They're releasing mosquitoes that pass the mRNA 'vaccine.'

They want to kill us. Population control.

No one is pushing back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

332 316 Google Seeks Federal Approval to Release 32 Million Sterile Mosquitoes in California and Florida
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Why would we allow this?
_-_

Consider the situation with screw worms.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 09:16 AM (rm3p6)

333 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)

334
Yeah, it is. Why can't the women of the world see how degrading and oppressive it is?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2026 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

Box of wine.

Fruit of the vine.

Why would I want to be sober.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

335 congrats Wolfus! (I mean, hopefully)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 09:17 AM (j+aD2)

336 Grace Kelly was a 10. How could anyone else be a 10?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 09:17 AM (w8dnx)

337 The mosquitoes they want to release are sterile males. So that the bloodsucking wimminz skeeters won’t reproduce.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:18 AM (77rzZ)

338 >>The departures reveal the growing divide between the Trump administration and a legal establishment that has increasingly aligned itself with progressive politics and left-wing advocacy organizations.

And this is bad why?

I recall ho Obama and Holder emptied out the DoJ so that they could staff if with likeminded legal radicals.
Gee, wonder why that wasn't described as "a growing divide" blah blah blah?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 09:18 AM (X8xt3)

339 330 Islam and feminism

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:13 AM (sKqQm)

Both are principally about controlling women.

_-_

Equally destructive.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 09:18 AM (rm3p6)

340 Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:18 AM (77rzZ)

How did your weekend tutoring go, Bulg?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 09:18 AM (ZeH0U)

341 They're releasing ticks that have that meat allergy embedded.

I did a little research on this and they identified the disease in 2000s and they can find cases going back to maybe the 80s.

So unanswered where the hell did the disease come from?

And why has it spread so much since the 2000s?

The ticks themselves have been around forever, and the disease is caused by their saliva. Is the argument this type of tick evolved this change to its saliva in the last 40 years on its own? If so what advantage does it give the ticks because apparently all of this type of tick has this type of saliva now...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)

342 Julie Newmar was an 11. A truly rare bird.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:19 AM (eEgwP)

343 congrats Wolfus! (I mean, hopefully)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026

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It's scary territory I'm moving into -- buying a house, I mean, not Terre Haute in general. Various locals, not just my realtor, have told me it's a great neighborhood, though.

The place checked every one of my "Must have" boxes, and several of the "nice to have" ones.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

344 Box of wine.

Fruit of the vine.

Why would I want to be sober......"

We're starting over?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)

345 The ticks themselves have been around forever, and the disease is caused by their saliva. Is the argument this type of tick evolved this change to its saliva in the last 40 years on its own? If so what advantage does it give the ticks because apparently all of this type of tick has this type of saliva now...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)

Ebola wasn't infecting humans until it was MADE to.

Gain of Function should be banned the world over and anyone practicing it should be fed whatever they're working on at the time.

It is pure evil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

346 Beauty is somewhat subjective. For me the most perfect woman I ever saw (on screen not in person) was Audrey Hepburn. Perfection

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 09:20 AM (uWFOm)

347 Julie Newmar was an 11."

Next up, 9mm vs. God's own caliber.

And crossbows...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

348 Yeah, it is. Why can't the women of the world see how degrading and oppressive it is?

I saw some western women arguing Islam is freeing, because you don't have to worry about "the male gaze" under your hijab.

And...

1) It isn't optional under Islam. You can dress conservatively under Christianity if you want no one is making you dress scantily...it is all your choice

2) In less restrictive Muslim countries I notice women still put a lot of effort on dressing up in the way they are allowed - for example, yes they are in a hijab but have a well done face full of makeup...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:21 AM (sKqQm)

349 Why can't the women of the world see how degrading and oppressive it is?

There are several possibilities...

1. They truly believe that it is the will of God. Which means, theoretically, that it isn't degrading and oppressive no matter how it seems to us.
2. They pretend to believe that it is the will of God because they'll be killed if they don't. Sucks to be them.
3. They're western women who don't think about it and only praise Islam because it isn't Christianity, which calls for a moral code which they don't like, or Judaism, which is full of Joos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

350 We're starting over?
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)

At least some one got it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

351
The place checked every one of my "Must have" boxes, and several of the "nice to have" ones.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

Stripper pole?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 09:21 AM (iJfKG)

352 The pitbull comedian, Arynne Wexler's bio.

https://biographyisland.com/arynne-wexler-biography/

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 02, 2026 09:22 AM (5xuJ/)

353 346 Beauty is somewhat subjective. For me the most perfect woman I ever saw (on screen not in person) was Audrey Hepburn. Perfection
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 09:20 AM (uWFOm)

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She was indeed a great beauty. She seemed a bit childlike in appearance, but she did age wonderfully.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 09:22 AM (w8dnx)

354 It's popular to say "Low T Talarico", but I think that overstates his masculinity. Talarico is a nongender ghoul.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 09:22 AM (ji8TS)

355 Saw Gain of Function open at the Hammersmith Odeon...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)

356 340 Fen, I had to cancel the weekend tutoring gigs because my sister seemed to be dying and I went down to Durham, NC to be with her.

Turns out she is still with us, and still feisty.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)

357 I gotta drag this up from yesterday:

"15 Britain is a cautionary tale for those that would consider surrendering their right to self-defense here in the former colonies.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (TezPK)"

The reason I think the brits are lost is because the normies "waking up" is them demanding to know why the sikhs got special permission to carry weapons.

They can't fathom that the reason it got this bad is because they have been disarmed.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 09:22 AM (M4Oji)

358 >>I’d have a hard time thinking of something I care less about than the World Cup

Same

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)

359 I'm wondering who people, women included, think the hottest woman of the modern age is. Like if the cutoff was maybe 1995.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:23 AM (eEgwP)

360 Beauty is somewhat subjective. For me the most perfect woman I ever saw (on screen not in person) was Audrey Hepburn. Perfection
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2026 09:20 AM (uWFOm)

She was awful purty.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

361 It's popular to say "Low T Talarico", but I think that overstates his masculinity. Talarico is a nongender ghoul.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 09:22 AM (ji8TS)

There are young boy's bones in his crawlspace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

362 I’d have a hard time thinking of something I care less about than the World Cup

Grogu.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

363 At least some one got it."

Of course. I'm over...29.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:23 AM (XuXeR)

364 Grace Kelly was a 10. How could anyone else be a 10?
Posted by: Oglebay

Sofia Vergara & Daisy Fuentes, if not 10's, were 9.5's easily.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:24 AM (f8lRf)

365 Sorry, Audrey Hepburn was just too damn skinny.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

366 The biggest lie feminism ever told was that men control women. Women control women.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:25 AM (eEgwP)

367 Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)

That was good of you to go see her at such a distance and I'm glad as you mentioned before that you had reconciled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 09:25 AM (ZeH0U)

368 The biggest lie feminism ever told was that men control women. Women control women.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:25 AM (eEgwP)

and men.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

369 Report: Trump Goes Scorched Earth on Israeli PM Netanyahu in Tense Call
. . . .
President Trump reportedly tore into Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Monday, demanding in an expletive-laden phone call that the leader resist strikes on Hezbollah.
. . . .
“You’re f–king crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this,” a US official summarized Trump’s comments to Axios.

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I'm not at all sure I believe this but I, for one, do not hate Israel or Bibi for express shipping their 72 virgins to Hezbollah.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 09:25 AM (ndZc7)

370 OK, two chapters edited. Now to try and put back all the music I wiped out of my iphone yesterday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 02, 2026 09:25 AM (qRla/)

371 Women control women"

And get along with each other so well...

/

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

372 The biggest lie feminism ever told was that men control women. Women control women.

I've had interesting discussions with girlfriends over the years about how I don't care about her shoes, nails, or earrings and the answer is something like "but other women will judge me if I don't wear the right ones"

And usually it is sort of a lightbulb moment.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:26 AM (sKqQm)

373 OK, two chapters edited. Now to try and put back all the music I wiped out of my iphone yesterday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 02, 2026 09:25 AM (qRla/)

Progress.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

374 President Trump reportedly tore into Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Monday, demanding in an expletive-laden phone call that the leader resist strikes on Hezbollah.
. . . .
“You’re f–king crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this,” a US official summarized Trump’s comments to Axios.

Ah, the old anonymous source thing. Certain to be true then.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:26 AM (ExV1e)

375 I believe almost nothing the media reports about Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 09:27 AM (ZeH0U)

376 Sorry, Audrey Hepburn was just too damn skinny.
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

Remind me to tell you a story about the time Sophia Loren had dinner at Hepburn's place.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 02, 2026 09:27 AM (qRla/)

377 “You’re f–king crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this,” a US official summarized Trump’s comments to Axios.

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I'm not at all sure I believe this but I, for one, do not hate Israel or Bibi for express shipping their 72 virgins to Hezbollah.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 09:25 AM (ndZc7)

I hope Trump didn't do this.. If he did he goes down a notch on my list...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 09:27 AM (luin1)

378
I've had interesting discussions with girlfriends over the years about how I don't care about her shoes, nails, or earrings and the answer is something like "but other women will judge me if I don't wear the right ones"

And usually it is sort of a lightbulb moment.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:26 AM (sKqQm)

Dated a girl once that wanted breast implants "for herself."

Uh...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

379 I've had interesting discussions with girlfriends over the years about how I don't care about her shoes, nails, or earrings and the answer is something like "but other women will judge me if I don't wear the right ones"

Did you ever ask them why they care?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)

380 I hope Trump didn't do this.. If he did he goes down a notch on my list...

it's clearly BS

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 09:28 AM (j+aD2)

381
Ah, the old anonymous source thing. Certain to be true then.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:26 AM (ExV1e)

To Axios......I mean, trusted news org....... HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

382 The place checked every one of my "Must have" boxes, and several of the "nice to have" ones.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026
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Stripper pole?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026

***
There's a partially finished basement . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:29 AM (wzUl9)

383 I hope Trump didn't do this.. If he did he goes down a notch on my list...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 09:27 AM (luin1)

Anonymous sourced stories via axios are about as trustworthy as a jackal.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:30 AM (eEgwP)

384 There's a partially finished basement . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:29 AM (wzUl9)

Bottle of lotion in a basket on a rope?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:30 AM (ExV1e)

385 Axios, the second arm of the IRIB. Belive this happened if you want to.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 09:30 AM (5P5DO)

386 It's not like boys don't bully other boys, but it's done of love. Stop being weird!

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 09:30 AM (w8dnx)

387 Gain of Function should be banned the world over
_-_
No, see, we have to create nuclear weapons so we can understand how to defend against nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 09:31 AM (Ujdpe)

388 >>Islam and feminism are two extremes in views of femininity.

Think it is, as mentioned above, about rejecting Christianity. LARPing Islam on international hijab day=/=the legit daily oppression.

". . .because the Left expresses itself in terms of "freeing" people's sexuality, many people miss the fact that it is every bit as sexually controlling in its own way as Islam is. This control comes about because the Left works assiduously to decouple sex from a person's own sense of bodily privacy and, by extension, self-ownership. If a person has no sense of autonomy, that person is a ready-made cog for the statist machinery. "

An old one I've linked to before: https://tinyurl.com/5u87tbrn

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)

389 I'm wondering who people, women included, think the hottest woman of the modern age is. Like if the cutoff was maybe 1995.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 0

***
Unless they're bi or lesbian, I doubt they'd think in terms of "hotness." More like "She's pretty."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

390 Buckle Up: Dems “Spooked” That Graham Platner Has More Skeletons in His Closet

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Sure, he's a kiddy diddling, portapotty wanking, adulterous sexting Nazi but that doesn't mean he's a bad guy.

P.S. Someone on X coined a phrase for media covering for Platner, Nazi washing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)

391 Find me a woman without some pretty strong insecurities about her physical appearance and I will find you a unicorn.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 09:31 AM (oqH4h)

392 CBD must be sleeping in after doing the ONT last night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

393 It's not like boys don't bully other boys, but it's done of love. Stop being weird!
Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 09:30 AM (w8dnx)

There are certainly a lot more furries since schools stopped kids from bullying.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

394 Buckle Up: Dems “Spooked” That Graham Platner Has More Skeletons in His Closet

Buckle Up: Dems “Spooked” That Graham Platner May Have Actual Skeletons in His Closet

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

395 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

It was just shorthand.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:33 AM (eEgwP)

396 I'm not at all sure I believe this

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 09:25 AM (ndZc7)
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Source: Axios. Worse, from leftist Israel CH12 and CNN reporter Barak Ravid.

From another CH12 reporter, there's a milder picture:

https://tinyurl.com/yepfb3ed

Two reporters for the same channel contradicting each other.

Still my point remains: if Trump holds the upper hand, why hold Israel back from destroying Hizballah? Why not use that as another pressure point on Iran's neck?

Something is not right.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 09:33 AM (3UbC6)

397 Find me a woman without some pretty strong insecurities about her physical appearance and I will find you a unicorn.
Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026

***
Mrs Wolfus No. 2 was always concerned that her nose was too big. She looked like a mix of Juice Newton and Jan Smithers, and I told her so and that her nose was perfect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

398 The best way to judge an anonymously sourced Trump quote, other than the fact that they're all bullshit, is by how much it "sounds like" Trump.

If it sounds too much like him, it's almost definitely a fake.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 09:35 AM (eEgwP)

399 I love asking lefty women and/or lefty gays the following:

True or false: Islam is right about [women/gays]?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 02, 2026 09:35 AM (Kdi1r)

400 Hitting F5 like a monkey on crack.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:35 AM (f8lRf)

401 Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 09:26 AM (sKqQm)

If other women are judging me about how my nails look ( I've had one professional manicure in
My life and don't paint my nails ) or how my earrings or shoes look (I don't have too many pairs of earrings and shoes bore me) I'm already judged badly . Fortunately, I don't care and probably never did. I like someone nicely attired and I can certainly compliment them, but I'd rather find out about what's inside. Did I mention that FenSpouse is not a fashion plate either ? He got a shirt at the Goodwill . It said "plan for today" and had a picture of a coffee cup, a wine glass and a golf ball . He's a big coffee drinker but he doesn't drink alcohol because of gout . He's played golf and enjoyed it but is not a steady or semi steady player . He said that he liked the green color of the shirt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 09:36 AM (ZeH0U)

402 The Art Thread is delayed. I'm sure I could find something appropriate for Queer Month it it helps.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

403 Hitting F5 like a monkey on crack.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:35 AM (f8lRf)

CBD tried running in flip flops again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

404 FenelonSpoke

May you two lovebirds have a wonderful day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (u82oZ)

405 Biden's Dog, or something is happening that we have no idea about. Smotrich wanted to bomb ten buildings in Beirut for every drone launched. I have a huge crush on Smotrich.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (5P5DO)

406 Art up

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (f8lRf)

407 A big nose didn’t diminish Sophia Loren’s hotness in the least. Enhanced her sensuality, in fact.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

408 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

409 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 09:37 AM

Thanks. We are going to get some gas in the car and then go vote. Whoo hoo!😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 09:39 AM (ZeH0U)

410 "Gain of Function should be banned the world over and anyone practicing it should be fed whatever they're working on at the time. "

then burned.
then the ashes burned again, just in case

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 09:44 AM (VyBeY)

411 On the surface, releasing tranny mosquitoes into the environment does not seem like a good idea. A lot of other critters are going to be affected when you genocide their food supply. But I know nothing and it's your experiment.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 09:52 AM (D1E+2)

412 Iran: Who is complaining about the suspension with Iran?

Everyone BUT Trump and Iran, namely Britain as they fund the war proxies along with American NGO's.

Trump is doing what he does: He let's people show themselves; the War Machine - globalists - are showing themselves. Enjoy it while oil prices come down.

Posted by: Danimal28 at June 02, 2026 09:52 AM (HR77u)

413 Yes, I remember. And I propose a new American holiday: Fracture Day, on June 5th of every year.

On June 5th 2020, over a thousand public health experts published an open letter giving sanction for Black Lives Matter, a Marxist terrorist organization, to ignore COVID lockdown restrictions and riot in the streets, looting and burning down our cities, because "racism is a public-health issue".

This was Fracture Day. The day that the confidence of the American people in technocrats and experts irreparably broke. It was the day we realized that even the most supposedly disinterested of our institutions had been captured by overt enemies of our liberty and our civilization.

There was no going back from that moment. Afterwards, the words "trust the experts" became a grim joke.

Every year on Fracture Day, remember the truth. When "experts" and institutions seek to control and censor you, allegedly for your safety, you dare not assume that this is being done for your benefit.

For the sake of your civilization and your posterity, you must reject them. You must not obey. Resist them - if necessary, with the considered violence of our ancestors who fought the first American Revolution.

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

414 On Friday night, May 29, 2026, U.S. District Judge Amit Mehta issued a brief order deferring ruling on the Department of Justice’s motion to dismiss with prejudice the underlying indictments against eight remaining Oath Keepers defendants whose sentences were commuted rather than pardoned.

The DOJ had filed the motion on May 22 following the D.C. Court of Appeals’ vacatur of the Oath Keepers’ convictions and remand to Mehta for consideration of the anticipated motion to dismiss.

While the DC Court of Appeals promptly granted the DOJ motion to vacate the convictions and remand, Judge Mehta (an Obama appointee) is asserting that the government’s motion to dismiss is “insufficiently detailed” and lacking a sufficient “statement of reasons and underlying factual basis,” ordering the DOJ to provide him more information by June 5 on why dismissal with prejudice serves the public interest.

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

415 Van Jones: Dems Sticking with Platner

‘Standards Have Dropped so Low Because of Trump’

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 10:13 AM (RHGPo)

416 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

FOX 5NY, 'New Jersey primary election 2026: Who's on the ballot? What are the key races?' Today

(It's a closed primary system.)

The Key Senate Race is:
Democratic Party - Cory Booker (Incumbent, currently unopposed)
Republican Party - Four candidates.

There are many District races for U.S. House, among them:
The four-candidate contest for the Democratic nomination to challenge Republican U.S. Rep. Tom Kean Jr. in the state’s swing 7th District.

NY Times, today: 'Trump Claims a Missing N.J. Congressman Has Been ‘Working Tirelessly’
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12th District:

Republican Party: One candidate.

Democratic Party: A total of 13 candidates, but it's Adam Hamawy in state's & world's spotlight.

UK Guardian: 'The army doctor who came back from Gaza and is leading a New Jersey congressional race'
Frontrunner Adam Hamawy has gone from political nobody to endorsements from Bernie Sanders, AOC and Ilhan Omar, May 31, 2026

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 10:38 AM (NFX2v)

417 NYT, A Candidate’s Past Ties to a Militant Cleric Are Surfacing in a N.J. House Race
Dr. Adam Hamawy, a New Jersey Democrat with big-name support on the left, has touted his humanitarian work, but some opponents want to talk about Sheikh Omar Abdel Rahman. May 30, 2026

(Aside - Almost always, NJ resident Horde members seem to be surprisingly quiet about their state's political candidates. 🤔 )

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 10:38 AM (NFX2v)

418 AI Overview -
Hamawy is a Lt. Colonel (U.S. Army, retired) and small business owner who famously saved the life of Sen. Tammy Duckworth in Iraq. He also completed a volunteer medical mission in Gaza in 2024. 😒

Of course, his "healthcare, not bombs" agenda centers on passing Medicare for All, ending U.S.-funded foreign conflicts, and redirecting taxpayer dollars from the military to domestic needs.

He's officially endorsed by the Justice Democrats, the Sunrise Movement, and Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders. Democratic socialist & Trenton entrepreneur Elijah Dixon dropped out to endorse Hamawy, aiming to consolidate the progressive vote.
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Let's see how bright the good folks of NJ are, especially after seeing Chris Rabb take the 3rd District race in Philly.
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To Maine! How low can they go?
NYT - 'As Platner Faces Controversy in Maine, Mills Notes, ‘I Am Still on the Ballot,’ June 1, 2026

Axios:"We know that at this point this man can still win the race, and as long as he continues, I think we'll all be there," Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-Ariz.) said.

Good day 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 10:38 AM (NFX2v)

419 I'm glad AI is totally unbiased about politics. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 11:01 AM (+hwtP)

420 Nothing & no one is totally unbiased politically.

That's a pretty accurate assembly of "news' surrounding candidate Hamawy.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 12:11 PM (NFX2v)

421 What do you call 10k lawyers up to their necks in concrete?

A grey start that is bound to become a solid gain?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 02, 2026 12:14 PM (FpP3s)

Daily Tech News 2 June 2026

Top Story

Anthropic has submitted a draft filing for its IPO. (Tech Crunch)

They are seeking a valuation close to $1 trillion.

Tech News

Hackers have been stealing high-profile Instagram accounts via the cunning plan of asking Instagram for them. (404 Media)

Well, that and using a VPN so that they appear to be in the right general geographical region, but mostly because Instagram support is used to dealing with dumbasses who keep forgetting their passwords.
Multiple laptop makers are preparing to launch models with Nvidia's new RTX Spark chip and eye-watering price tags. (The Verge)

Look at models with AMD's AI Max chips for a guideline, and add between 50% and 100% on top of that.
Wizards of the Coast are reportedly in the process of remaking the classic computer games Baldur's Gate and Baldur's Gate 2. (WCCFTech)

Baldur's Gate 3, developed externally by Larian, was a massive hit, but Larian found Wizards of the Coast so toxic to work with that they want nothing to do with DLC or a sequel.
AMD's Radeon 9070 GRE is a thing that exists. (Tom's Hardware)

Actually it has existed as a China-only product for a year now and the only change was the global release, so there are already plenty of reviews of its technical capabilities. What's new is the price, and the price is awful.

At $400 it would be interesting. Below $400, compelling. It costs $550 - as much as the faster and readily available Radeon 9070.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: You must gather your party before venturing forth.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:40 AM

Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:40 AM (6wpGE)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:40 AM (Ia/+0)

3 !!

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:40 AM (c1D+3)

4 I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (c1D+3)

6 4 I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

ewww

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE)

7 Hackers have been stealing high-profile Instagram accounts via the cunning plan of asking Instagram for them. (404 Media)

and people wonder why I avoid social media ...

Of course, nobody would care about pictures of me.

Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (3ZUWJ)

8 We don't have to worry about artificial intelligence when humans can't even master intelligence of our own.

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:49 AM (c1D+3)

9 Belated BOING!

Back from brisk walk. On to pushups and aerobics!

Maybe l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:49 AM (IFo2G)

10 Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (3ZUWJ

People wonder that? I I don't . I think social media is one of the worst inventions of humankind. From what I can figure out from reading various websites ,it seems to be mostly people insulting each other. I can get crabby and cranky, but I'd really rather insult people in person😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 04:51 AM (ix8EF)

11 I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)
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Could've been worse.

Could've been Yoko.

Or...

Could've been Ella Emhoff.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:53 AM (IFo2G)

12 The random act of kindness site :

https://tinyurl.com/3vmmsn7d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 04:54 AM (ix8EF)

13 Spouse and son and I went out for an ice cream the other night which was a take out place . We wanted to sit down, but there were people sitting at the tables outside and . A nice woman with a husband and an adorable little boy said, " You can sit with us if you like. I declined but that was so nice of her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 04:58 AM (ix8EF)

14 AI companies going public will really give the vulture (not a typo) capitalists a new feeding ground and will bring down the stock markets of the world when it all comes crashing down.

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 05:03 AM (c1D+3)

15 Every pnce in awhile Garmin just doesn't want to find a location
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0)

16 And I got my hair cut. It had been a very long time. I ' ve known the stylist for over 30 years . She is a very nice person and good at her job. I wonder whether men feel the same sense of relief at getting their hair cut.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:05 AM (rZCVI)

17 Good morning all!

I spent around $200.00 on supplements on Amazon to combat my cancer tonight after talking with a friend that is winning his battle against it by taking them.

In other news I'm looking for a new computer, probably a laptop as I no longer have the urge to build one. Pixy recommendations welcome for a mid range rig for mild gaming are most welcome.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:06 AM (Q/FnY)

18 People wonder that?

Siblings and cousins use it to plan family dinners and such. Works for them, but as an outlier I can't attend anyway.

Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 05:06 AM (3ZUWJ)

19 Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:06 AM (Q/FnY)

Prayers for Health & Healing, Gmac.

And easy to swallow supplements.
: -)

Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (3ZUWJ)

20 16 And I got my hair cut. It had been a very long time. I ' ve known the stylist for over 30 years . She is a very nice person and good at her job. I wonder whether men feel the same sense of relief at getting their hair cut.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Funny that, I got mine cut Tuesday after a 5 month delay, I feel better about myself TBH.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (Q/FnY)

21 Crows! For ace.

Damin Toell retweeted
O’Shea Jackson Jr
@OsheaJacksonJr
11h
I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:10 AM (6wpGE)

22
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Horton at June 02, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

23 Thanks Adriane the Paranoid Critic!

Apricot seeds and a Bullet grinder will make them easier to digest.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:12 AM (Q/FnY)

24 Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (Q/FnY

Wow; if I waited for that long, I would probably look like I had the white person version of huge Afro.
I'm glad your haircut made you feel better

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:15 AM (Nx5jP)

25 @17

>>recommendations welcome for a mid range rig for mild gaming are most welcome.

There really are only two laptops worth considering, the Lenovo Legion 5 and MSI Vector HX.

The the vector has more raw horsepower, but it’s going to cost slightly more and it’s really a desktop shaped like a laptop in that it’s a big honking laptop that your not going to be taking anywhere and it’s going to have to be plugged in most of the time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 05:26 AM (XV/Pl)

26 There once was a lump called Candace
Who prefered linen over canvas
With nostrils so wide
And no way to glide
She just plops down on her fat ass

fin

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 05:35 AM (c1D+3)

27 but Larian found Wizards of the Coast so toxic to work with that they want nothing to do with DLC or a sequel.

Because Wizards allowed the freaks with daddy issues to run the D&D property.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 05:37 AM (99eI0)

28 "Hackers have been stealing high-profile Instagram accounts via the cunning plan of asking Instagram for them."

Not hacker, attacker.

And having just read the article, it's because Meta (Instagram) allowed their chatbot/AI the right to change users' account details (like their email address) so the attacker used that in order to claim they were the account owner and wanted their email address changed.

After the email address change is made, the attacker simply goes to the login page, and clicks on a "Forgot my password" link, and gets emailed the password-reset link, and continues with the process, creating a new password for the account.

This is going to become a security nightmare with service providers for a while, at least the stupid ones - which is a lot of them.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2026 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

29 Also, G'morning Horde. *sips coffee*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2026 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

30 "Multiple laptop makers are preparing to launch models with Nvidia's new RTX Spark chip and eye-watering price tags."

*snaps wallet shut*

*goes back to playing Fallout New Vegas on his old reliable computer*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2026 05:40 AM (O7YUW)

31 moar covfefe

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:40 AM (6wpGE)

32 I wonder whether men feel the same sense of relief at getting their hair cut.

hm. I used to grow my hair long and it was so curly that when it was dry, it was down just past my shoulders and when it was wet, it was past the middle of my back. I like to say that I resembled an unfortunate cross breed of Billy Squier and Brian May.

But one day in Aikido, I was getting taken down and my hair was getting grabbed several times when the opponent grabbed my collar. So I walked into the local Vietnamese barber shop and said "Get rid of it." Relief might be a good word for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 05:41 AM (99eI0)

33 "I resembled an unfortunate cross breed of Billy Squier and Brian May."

LOL and are you a singer as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:43 AM (rZCVI)

34 LOL and are you a singer as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

A little bit and I played bass.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 05:45 AM (99eI0)

35 31 moar covfefe
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:40 AM (6wpGE)

I bought some caffeine-free apple cinnamon tea and blecch.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:47 AM (6wpGE)

36 I'm not a fan of the 'reaction' genre, but after being vaguely aware of Asmongold, I finally hit one of his Clips and he's funny. They're cut nice and short (just a few minutes), and his commentary adds.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/)

37 Old time hymn-" Nearer my God to thee."

https://tinyurl.com/27c2khs8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:51 AM (rZCVI)

38 Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 05:45 AM

That's great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:51 AM (rZCVI)

39 Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (3ZUWJ)

Amen, Adriane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:52 AM (rZCVI)

40 Evenin' and mornin', fellow early risers (and the late toiles too). 'Tis Tiu's Day again, innit?

I mentioned this yesterday. I finally got that mythical pension payout from Fidelity Investments, from a job I held '78-'87 and had forgotten about. It was last Nov. when they wrote to me, and there have been various and incompetent delays. Yesterday I at last got the check (which was pleasantly larger than I'd thought) . . . and they had taken taxes out under the impression it was a direct payment to me. This despite my written election for a direct rollover to my IRA. I called and yelled bloody murder, and they say they don't have the account name and number. I *know* I uploaded the correct form. Yet they sent me this without checking with me. And they told me more than once that they had to send me the direct rollover check for *me* to forward. Today? "Oh, no, we can send it to whatever account you select." (!!!!)

They swear they will fix it. I'm writing a stiff but polite letter to the CEO this week. And if you have accounts with Fidelity, I suggest you double-check them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)

41 Apparently Spencer Pratt is a person of religious faith And he credits his wife for leading him to be closer to Jesus:

https://tinyurl.com/m6jy4wxp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:56 AM (rZCVI)

42 36 I'm not a fan of the 'reaction' genre, but after being vaguely aware of Asmongold, I finally hit one of his Clips and he's funny. They're cut nice and short (just a few minutes), and his commentary adds.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/)

Ooh, he reacts to Platner's wife's walk-on-the-lane video.

https://www.youtube.com/
@AsmonTV

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:59 AM (6wpGE)

43 One thing I like about Asmongold is that Hassan Piker hates him but every time he rants about him, his viewership goes up.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:03 AM (99eI0)

44 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 02, 2026 06:05 AM (Hbeqj)

45 42 36 I'm not a fan of the 'reaction' genre, but after being vaguely aware of Asmongold, I finally hit one of his Clips and he's funny. They're cut nice and short (just a few minutes), and his commentary adds.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/)

Ooh, he reacts to Platner's wife's walk-on-the-lane video.

https://www.youtube.com/
@AsmonTV
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:59 AM (6wpGE)

His eyebrow-wagging is fun.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:05 AM (6wpGE)

46 “ For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it.”

Matthew 16:25

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 06:05 AM (AhCY4)

47 A nasty 77 F. outside this am. We'll have rain today and tomorrow, we're told, a low chance on Thurs., and then higher chances again -- perhaps keeping the daily high temp down a bit -- all through the weekend.

Since it's gotten so hot and humid, I've decided I need to cut my workouts down in length and maybe do more of them in a week. Which means going today. Gah.

The furry thugs are well. They have such good lives; they know where their food is coming from, they're loved and played with and combed, and they don't have to worry about workouts, delayed pension payouts, or house purchases.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)

48 From Faith and Freedom report is an article about restaurants going adults only.

https://www.faithfreedomreport.com/
why-more-restaurants-are-going-adults-only/

Having seen children acting up without any restraints, I'm sympathetic to the restaurants having to take this step.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:06 AM (99eI0)

49 43 One thing I like about Asmongold is that Hassan Piker hates him....
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:03 AM (99eI0)

Oh, cool!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:06 AM (6wpGE)

50 From Faith and Freedom report is an article about restaurants going adults only.

https://www.faithfreedomreport.com/
why-more-restaurants-are-going-adults-only/

Having seen children acting up without any restraints, I'm sympathetic to the restaurants having to take this step.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026

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Parents used to leave the little monsters home with a babysitter if they went out. They understood that children usually cannot behave in a civilized manner until they are older. Now we get those earsplitting shrieks from the toddlers at the next table.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 06:10 AM (wzUl9)

51 36 I'm not a fan of the 'reaction' genre, but after being vaguely aware of Asmongold, I finally hit one of his Clips and he's funny. They're cut nice and short (just a few minutes), and his commentary adds.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/)

Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:12 AM (6wpGE)

52 Parents used to leave the little monsters home with a babysitter if they went out.

When friends of mine had their first kid, they went out to a restaurant when he was about 6-8 months old. They paid for the meal ahead of time and told the waiter, they'd leave if he got too disruptive.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:12 AM (99eI0)

53 Game industry dorks riding high on a power trip is the worst. Add some ‘tism in there and oof. No thanks.

Posted by: H at June 02, 2026 06:21 AM (w8ire)

54 My wife blames every human ailment on parasites.

Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 06:25 AM (BM4VZ)

55 "My wife blames every human ailment on parasites."

I am pretty sure that we all need to be de-wormed regularly.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 06:27 AM (qFwJc)

56 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:31 AM (RIvkX)

57 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at June 02, 2026 06:32 AM (V0/Sp)

58 they don't have to worry about workouts, delayed pension payouts, or house purchases.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

How goes the move planning?

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026 06:32 AM (lJ0H4)

59 I wonder whether men feel the same sense of relief at getting their hair cut.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:05 AM (rZCVI)
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I lose consciousness almost immediately.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:35 AM (RIvkX)

60 53 Game industry dorks riding high on a power trip is the worst. Add some ‘tism in there and oof. No thanks.
Posted by: H at June 02, 2026 06:21 AM (w8ire)

Halp! What's 'tism?

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:37 AM (6wpGE)

61 Samson
an Israelite leader (probably 11th century BC) famous for his strength (Judges 13–16). He fell in love with Delilah and confided to her that his strength lay in his long hair. She betrayed him to the Philistines, who cut off his hair and blinded him, but his hair grew again and he pulled down the pillars of a house, destroying himself and a large gathering of Philistines.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:38 AM (6wpGE)

62 His eyebrow-wagging is fun.
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:05 AM (6wpGE)

I think his eyebrows are about to fly off and start their own channel!

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 06:39 AM (Sy6m/)

63 60 53 Game industry dorks riding high on a power trip is the worst. Add some ‘tism in there and oof. No thanks.
Posted by: H at June 02, 2026 06:21 AM (w8ire)

Halp! What's 'tism?
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:37 AM (6wpGE)

Autism, maybe.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:41 AM (6wpGE)

64 How goes the move planning?
Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026

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Gradually at this point, though I expect it will be "suddenly" pretty soon. The guy from Bekins Van Lines will come by today to assess my furniture and estimate the weight of everything, so they can give me an accurate quote. The home inspection is Thursday and I should have the report by Saturday, at which point I can decide whether to go ahead with the purchase. Then comes insurance and many other things.

I truly dread trying to box up everything I have here. The Bekins people will do it for extra $$$, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 06:46 AM (wzUl9)

65 We learned the vacant restaurant on our corner is going to be a pizzeria!

I can't wait to go in there and tell them their pizza sucks!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:49 AM (RIvkX)

66 Wolfus, what a magnificent adventure

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:50 AM (RIvkX)

67 'tism: Slang term for autism.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:52 AM (99eI0)

68 Wizards of the Coast are reportedly in the process of remaking the classic computer games Baldur's Gate and Baldur's Gate 2. (WCCFTech)

Two great games, for sure.

But Wizards of the Coast is a company that has been consumed by the Woke virus and any remakes will reek of toxic progressive sludge and piss on the legacy of those 2 great games.

Posted by: Biergood at June 02, 2026 06:52 AM (PwgSL)

69 'tism: Slang term for autism.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:52 AM (99eI0)
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The polite term is Tylenol-American.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:54 AM (RIvkX)

70 Wolfus, what a magnificent adventure
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026

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It is! Years late, of course -- I wanted to flee this place ever since Katrina happened, but couldn't find a job in places I wanted to go. Last year, though retired, I had health and financial issues. This is the year.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 06:54 AM (wzUl9)

71 mornin yall. In local news, pine straw scammers are bilking people who buy pine straw. Be sure to have your pine straw inspected by a certified pine straw inspector to ensure that your pine straw meets the pine straw industry standards.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 06:56 AM (vFG9F)

72 I truly dread trying to box up everything I have here. The Bekins people will do it for extra $$$, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Yeah, it's a pain to box up; but, on the other hand, the process did force me to get rid of unused and unneeded "stuff". I haven't missed any of it.

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026 06:56 AM (lJ0H4)

73 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:58 AM (VyBeY)

74 I have heard so e lamentations about the 250th celebration being muted in comparison to the Bicentennial.

This should have been a bigger celebration, but it's not. Why?

-Schools teach children to hate this country and the West, they teach racism and Marxism
-Millions of foreigners have been imported to colonize and oppress the native population
-One of the major parties has adopted international Marxism as it's political philosophy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:59 AM (RIvkX)

75 It is! Years late, of course -- I wanted to flee this place ever since Katrina happened, but couldn't find a job in places I wanted to go. Last year, though retired, I had health and financial issues. This is the year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Is Linda coming to terms with the move?

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026 07:00 AM (lJ0H4)

76 Ooh, he reacts to Platner's wife's walk-on-the-lane video.

https://www.youtube.com/
@AsmonTV
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:59 AM (6wpGE)

Found it:
https://youtu.be/8TYl1_obEto

Holy cow, it's bad. I'm halfway through and Asmongold hasn't quite come out and said it yet, but there's no way they have three counselors (his and hers and marriage) just for past stuff. There's a reason she can't just do the quick "yeah it happened and I stand by him," and that reason is... because it's ongoing.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:02 AM (Sy6m/)

77 I scrolled through the entire ONT looking for my favorite movie quote, but couldn’t find it.

“ They took away EVERYTHING ! …
Even the stuff we didn’t steal !”

Posted by: Fenderbender at June 02, 2026 07:02 AM (1FEc1)

78 I am beginning to lose hope in ever escaping SF now that we will have a grand here.

We want Girl F. to complete her plan to attend grad school so we are happily on the hook for some heavy duty child care.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:02 AM (RIvkX)

79 Notsothoreau has been giving me some much-needed advice. She pointed out that the home inspection will list many things that *don't* need to be addressed right away -- for instance, if a window sticks -- and suggested that I ask you clever people if I have questions.

She also did her closing on her property remotely. More and more I'm thinking that might be a good idea, rather than spend the money, effort, and time to drive (or fly -- ugh!) to Terre Haute just for that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

80 Is Linda coming to terms with the move?
Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026

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If by "terms" you mean steadfastly ignoring and refusing to discuss the topic, sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 07:05 AM (wzUl9)

81 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 07:06 AM (bfy6w)

82 Wolfus Aurelius

Good luck.

I listen to Notsothoreau when she gives me advise. She is wise. And good people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:07 AM (u82oZ)

83 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 02, 2026 07:07 AM (Z8XzC)

84 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:08 AM (u82oZ)

85 Yeah, it's a pain to box up; but, on the other hand, the process did force me to get rid of unused and unneeded "stuff". I haven't missed any of it.

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2026

***
I'm leaving my thirty-year-old box spring behind; and am strongly considering donating my 1984 set of the Britannica. Those volumes are *heavy*. Much as I love them, and even though I still consult them from time to time when I can't get to the computer, they are woefully out of date on many things and kind of redundant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)

86 If by "terms" you mean steadfastly ignoring and refusing to discuss the topic, sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 07:05 AM (wzUl9)
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If I know women, and I don't, that could change at any moment. Be ready.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

87 If I know women, and I don't, that could change at any moment. Be ready.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Of the many wise and cogent words you have posted over the years, this may be the top of the line.
Bravo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

88 The polite term is Tylenol-American.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I saw a joke on that. "I asked my mom if she ever took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me. She said only when she was hungover."

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 07:13 AM (99eI0)

89 I listen to Notsothoreau when she gives me advise. She is wise. And good people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026

***
I really liked what I saw of Kansas and its people, and wish I could have met her as well as you.

The Midwest really seems to be a great place to live. Never have I felt I belonged here in Da Swamp, not even as a kid. But the people I met in Kansas and Indiana seem to be *my* people. (My mother was originally from western Canada. In speech and manners she did not appear to be "Southern," except that she'd picked up the habit of calling people "honey.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

90 65 We learned the vacant restaurant on our corner is going to be a pizzeria!

I can't wait to go in there and tell them their pizza sucks!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:49 AM (RIvkX)

; )

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 07:13 AM (6wpGE)

91 *mooted

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 07:15 AM (6wpGE)

92 65 We learned the vacant restaurant on our corner is going to be a pizzeria!

I can't wait to go in there and tell them their pizza sucks!

Because they use pineapple?

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 07:16 AM (99eI0)

93 I saw a joke on that. "I asked my mom if she ever took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me. She said only when she was hungover."
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 07:13 AM (99eI0)
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At Girl and SiL's request, we are doing a family genetic study now to see if there are any genetic markers for Boy F.'s autism.

Apparently some have been identified in the 22 years since Boy's diagnosis.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:16 AM (RIvkX)

94 Because they use pineapple?
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 07:16 AM (99eI0)
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The dude is Greek so thankfully that will not be an issue.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

95 Nood

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 07:19 AM (fE6HJ)

96 J.J. arrived on runway 080.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

97 Miss Linda did an Ancestry.com project on both of us a couple of years ago. It led to info about my parents, mostly my father, I would rather not have known, and that I have a dollop of Irish in me. She learned she has less German ancestry than she thought; more Eastern Europe, which is where my maternal grandmother came from.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)

98 85 ... am strongly considering donating my 1984 set of the Britannica. Those volumes are *heavy*. Much as I love them, and even though I still consult them from time to time when I can't get to the computer, they are woefully out of date on many things and kind of redundant.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)

Do that anyway! One less thing to do at moving-time, whenever that may be.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 07:27 AM (6wpGE)

99 Found it:
https://youtu.be/8TYl1_obEto

Holy cow, it's bad. I'm halfway through and Asmongold hasn't quite come out and said it yet, but there's no way they have three counselors (his and hers and marriage) just for past stuff. There's a reason she can't just do the quick "yeah it happened and I stand by him," and that reason is... because it's ongoing.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:02 AM (Sy6m/)

Finished it. That was Asmongold's reaction to Graham Platner's wife's reaction to people saying mean things on the internet about his (Platner's not Asmon's) likely gross infidelities. And by the end, I was convinced that his cheating is still ongoing, he's probably also abused her, and there is more yet to come out that we can't even imagine but it's worse than everything so far.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:30 AM (Sy6m/)

100 100

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 07:30 AM (6wpGE)

101 99 Found it:
https://youtu.be/8TYl1_obEto

Holy cow, it's bad. I'm halfway through and Asmongold hasn't quite come out and said it yet, but there's no way they have three counselors (his and hers and marriage) just for past stuff. There's a reason she can't just do the quick "yeah it happened and I stand by him," and that reason is... because it's ongoing.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:02 AM (Sy6m/)

Finished it. That was Asmongold's reaction to Graham Platner's wife's reaction to people saying mean things on the internet about his (Platner's not Asmon's) likely gross infidelities. And by the end, I was convinced that his cheating is still ongoing, he's probably also abused her, and there is more yet to come out that we can't even imagine but it's worse than everything so far.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:30 AM (Sy6m/)

All that! I kinda also thought, based on that video, that's she's more complicit than hostage. But I think that is probably a hard call to make based on short videos.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 07:32 AM (6wpGE)

102 m

Ya still got those skills and focus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

103 ; )

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 07:33 AM (6wpGE)

104 4 I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

AI Overview:

Meghan Markle's daughter, Princess Lilibet, does not appear in traditional television commercials, but she has made several adorable cameos in promotional videos and social media clips for her mother's lifestyle brand, As Ever.

ADORABLE

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 07:43 AM (6wpGE)

105 sock off

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 02, 2026 09:29 AM (w9Wax)

106 >so toxic

So was it Larian or WotC that put in the infamous bear sex, pushups, and coffee-as-bisexuality cutscenes?

Posted by: Daniel Ream at June 02, 2026 09:53 AM (LgYtf)

Overnight Open Thread [06/01/2026]

It is tempting to assume that the physical beauty of America is dominated by its magnificent mountains and deserts and coasts. But a trip through the heartland reveals the quiet beauty of our rich agricultural tradition, and the subtle glories of American farmland and prairie. Or the gentle rolling hills of Texas or the steeper ones of New Hampshire. Or the endless forests of the mid-Atlantic. It's all wonderful!

Before all else, be armed.

-- Niccolo Machiavelli

It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.

-- George Washington

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

-- Winston Churchill

Liberty does not exist in the absence of morality.

-- Edmund Burke

Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.

-- Adam Smith

******
Here's Richie Havens playing Going Back To My Roots. Good music by an underrated singer.
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[HatTip: TC]

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Whistleblower claims CIA used DNA data from Ancestry and 23andMe customers in search for aliens

Jorjani claimed that he was alerted to this bug-hunting initiative by army veteran Lyn Buchanan, who claims he was a “psychic spy” with the CIA’s remote viewing program — which investigated whether individuals could use extrasensory perception to conduct recon on distant objects, events or people.
Jorjani. 3
“They live in like small towns in the [Colorado] Rockies, and they pass because they look like tall Scandinavian people,” remarked Jorjani (pictured). YouTube/@jessemichels
Jorjani said Buchanan had informed him that former CIA analyst and UAP specialist Christopher “Kit” Green had devised a backdoor way of accessing 23andMe and Ancestry — uber-popular sites that break down users’ family trees — to screen users for a specific “genetic variance” linked to nonhuman beings.
Green was notably part of the Remote Viewing Program in the 1970s, but left the intelligence agency long before the founding of the DNA detective sites.
Buchanan reportedly learned of this so-called campaign after being approached at a diner by three individuals claiming to be Nordics — tall, blue-eyed, blond visitors from beyond that are said to be living covertly among us.

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Great movie lines! There are thousands, and these popped into my head in a matter of seconds. Have at it with your own favorites, although be warned, YouTube doesn't have all of them neatly cut out of the movies. One of my favorites is nowhere to be found: "Words...just words!" Identify it first and you get a Balsa Membership with Troll-B-Gon add-on.
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How dare you show your back to me!
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit
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Two days ago I saw a vehicle that'd haul that tanker
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It's just a flesh wound
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The French Note

Glen took a dream vacation to Paris. He saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. He definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so he picked out the nicest restaurant he could afford. He was waiting for his table at the bar when the beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of him. It was in French, which he couldn’t read. When he was seated, he asked his waiter if he could tell him what it said. The waiter said, “Yes, of course, let me see it.” Upon reading it, the waiter had Glen forcibly removed from the restaurant.
Now Glen was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant, trying to figure out what just happened. A police officer came by and asked what he was doing. Glen explained “Well, I came to take my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, the waiter had me forcibly removed from the restaurant.”
“Hhmmmm…” said the police officer “You better let me see this note.” So Glen gave note to the police officer. Upon reading the note the officer put Glen under arrest.
Glen was brought before a magistrate, where he protested “Your honor, I have done nothing wrong, I don’t know why I’m here. See I came to take my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, he had me forcibly removed from the restaurant. Then I was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant when a police officer came by, and after I let him see the note he put me under arrest.”
“Bring this note forward.” Ordered the judge. Glen gave the note to the judge. Upon reading the note the judge ordered Glen to be exiled from France.
Glen soon found himself on an airplane out of France back to America, which annoyed him as he still had several days left in his trip. A French businessman seated next Glen asked him, “So what’s your story?”
Glen took a deep breath and then said “It started when I came to take my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, the waiter had me forcibly removed from the restaurant. Then I was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant when a police officer came by, and after I let him see the note he put me under arrest. I was subsequently brought before a judge, and when he saw the note, he ordered me to be exiled from France. And I still don’t even know what it says.”
“That’s quite a tale.” Remarked the businessman. “Do you still have this note?” Glen did and he gave it to the businessman. Except, instead of telling Glen what it said, he paged a flight attendant over. The flight attendant read the note and then went to talk to the pilot. Upon reading the note, the pilot personally threw Glen out of the plane.
Now the pilot wasn’t completely heartless, he did give Glen a parachute first. Glen didn’t see that it mattered too much one way or the other, as they were over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. However, as it happened, a ship was passing by and Glen was able to land right on it. Naturally Glen was brought before the captain, who wanted to know how Glen came to be on his ship. Glen explained “My story starts with what I thought would be my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a beautiful bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, the waiter had me forcibly removed from the restaurant. Then I was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant when a police officer came by, and after I let him see the note he put me under arrest. I was subsequently brought before a judge, and when he saw the note, he ordered me to be exiled from France. And I still couldn’t believe it when the pilot of my plane found out what the note said he had me thrown out of the plane.”
“Wow. That must be some note.” exclaimed the captain. “You must let me read it, I speak French.”
“No,” replied Glen “I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to show it to anyone else.” Everyone was disappointed, but Glen was firm that no one would get to see this note. They found a bunk for Glen to stay in for the week-long trip to America. It was a cargo ship, and everyone else was working, so Glen thought that he ought to work as well even though no one asked him to. He helped prep food, serve and clean up in the mess hall. Everyone agreed that they were better off having Glen make the coffee. He was even offered a permanent position upon the ship.
Of course people kept pestering Glen to see this famous note, but he kept it a secret. Towards the end of the journey, as he felt that he had gotten to know everyone and bonded with them, he decided that it would be ok to show the captain the note.
Glen was immediately thrown overboard.
He was close enough at this point that he could swim ashore to his home state of New Jersey. After getting home and cleaning himself up, Glen called his girlfriend.
“Glen!” She cried “You weren’t on your return flight, I made so many phone calls, I had no idea what had happened, I thought you were dead!”
Glen took a deep breath and began explaining. “As you know I went off on what I thought would be my dream vacation to Paris. I saw the Eiffel Tower, toured the Louvre and took a boat ride down the Seine. I definitely wanted to have some haute French cuisine, so I picked out the nicest restaurant I could afford. I was waiting for my table at the bar when a rather unattractive bartender dropped a note in front of me. It was in French, which I can’t read. When I was seated, I asked my waiter if he could tell me what it said. The waiter said of course, but upon reading it, the waiter had me forcibly removed from the restaurant. Then I was sitting on the curb outside the restaurant when a police officer came by, and after I let him see the note he put me under arrest. I was subsequently brought before a judge, and when he saw the note, he ordered me to be exiled from France. And I still couldn’t believe it when the pilot of my plane found out what the note said he had me thrown out of the plane. I wouldn’t have survived except I had the luck to land on a passing ship. I didn’t want to show them the note, you understand, but for a week they badgered me to see it, and I still had no idea what it said, so I eventually let them see it. Inevitably once they saw it they threw me overboard. I still have the damn note--the paper is very good quality--and the mystery is killing me.”
Glen’s girlfriend had some doubts about this story, but instead of directly calling Glen out about it, she offered “My uncle speaks French, we could ask him what it says.”
So the two of them met and headed over to the uncle’s house. Glen told his story to the uncle--which we will omit here in the interest of time--and checked that there were no firearms in the house before handing over the note.
The uncle said, “I can translate this for you, just let me get my reading glasses.” The uncle put the note down on the coffee table and went to get his glasses. Just then a gust of wind came through and blew the note out the window, and it was never to be seen again.

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The Far Side

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1 hello, hello, hello

Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 09:58 PM (jOiUM)

2 Vienna calling

Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 09:59 PM (jOiUM)

3 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

4 1st

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (g14+z)

5 Corgis summoned

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (Sy6m/)

6 Evening.

Posted by: ballistic at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (oqH4h)

7 dang it now for the content

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (g14+z)

8 Good evening morons und danke CBD

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (RIvkX)

9 Roustabout

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:01 PM (M4gnG)

10 "Words...just words" is from Star Trek II.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2026 10:01 PM (CHHv1)

11 Why would aliens submit their DNS to a human website?

Don't they know where they come from?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (CHHv1)

12 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (w3u3d)

13
Oh, when those cotton bolls get rotten,
You can't pick very much cotton

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (ixS3i)

14 Jorjani said Buchanan had informed him that former CIA analyst and UAP specialist Christopher “Kit” Green had devised a backdoor way of accessing 23andMe and Ancestry — uber-popular sites that break down users’ family trees — to screen users for a specific “genetic variance” linked to nonhuman beings.
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State of California sued 23andMe last week for data security breaches.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

15 I don't know where the first quote came from. I know the rest of them.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 10:02 PM (WNOcj)

16
It is far better to be alone, then to be in bad company.

-- George Washington

____________

*looks around ONT*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (O0L8i)

17 "Words...just words" is from Star Trek II.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2026 10:01 PM (CHHv1)

That guess is so shitty I am demoting you to a wet cardboard membership.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (iERP6)

18 That french thing was cruel.

Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (jOiUM)

19 [redacted because San Franpsycho ruined a good joke!][CBD]
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And then the murders began.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

20
Why would aliens submit their DNS to a human website?

Because they want to connect to the internet?

(It's an acronym joke)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:04 PM (ixS3i)

21 Words just words is related to one of the other quotes

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 10:04 PM (WNOcj)

22 It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Tex - Arkansas ...

Posted by: Adriane the Leadbelly Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 10:04 PM (3ZUWJ)

23
...sued 23andMe last week for data security breaches.

Well, slap my ass and call me, "Sally"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:05 PM (ixS3i)

24 Here's Richie Havens ...

San Francisco Bay is my favorite.

youtube.com/watch?v=uqMUlR23EWY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:06 PM (M4gnG)

25
Texarkana

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:06 PM (ixS3i)

26 My dad said If I Had a Boat by Lyle Lovett was the stupidest song he had ever heard. I've always kind of liked it.

Posted by: huerfano at June 01, 2026 10:06 PM (VJX5o)

27 "They live in like small towns in the [Colorado] Rockies..."

I've long been suspicious of many of the new "citizens" moving here...🤔

Good evening all!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (uTEOj)

28 "Go to Hell." Start Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

https://youtu.be/fg58_DDLvhw?t=60

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (qx7Zg)

29
It's just a flesh wound

Most anything with Ron Jeremy ...

just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane the Leadbelly Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (3ZUWJ)

30 Alright, we'll call it a draw.

Posted by: The Black Knight at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (/HDaX)

31 I want my 2 dollars !!

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 10:07 PM (WNOcj)

32 Richie Havens sounds like JJ is singing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

33 "Man, it's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (g14+z)

34 THIS. IS. ~~SPARTA!~~ THE ONT!

(Fixed for accuracy)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (gnNyN)

35

Ain't gonna make a cotton picker outta me

https://youtu.be/K0GB3CnULEg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

36 a backdoor way of accessing 23andMe and Ancestry — uber-popular sites that break down users’ family trees — to screen users for a specific “genetic variance” linked to nonhuman beings.
=
Any undercover alien wouldn't be using 23 & Me, unless it was trolling us.

Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (vSvIl)

37 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, Greetings from Amish Country at June 01, 2026 10:09 PM (bfy6w)

38 Glen needs to learn about Google translate.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Tpp9k)

39 Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, Greetings from Amish Country

Well, how-dee-do ...

Posted by: Adriane the Leadbelly Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (3ZUWJ)

40 Luther Campbell?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (/HDaX)

41 > Whistleblower claims CIA used DNA data from Ancestry and 23andMe customers in search for aliens
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State of California sued 23andMe last week for data security breaches.
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We already know California is full of aliens.... what's the big deal?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (jehhT)

42 >>Here's Richie Havens playing

My ex's sister was a friend of Richies.

We're going to have a conversation someday about your music taste. Right after we discuss why you blow off oyster festivals while pretending English cooking is good.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

43 Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.

Tina, eat the food.

-Napoleon Dynamite.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (TbUYH)

44 That alien story is the TV show Resident Alien. Also takes place in a small Colorado town.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (Tpp9k)

45 Wow...I am a CCR fan, but not familiar with that tune...so thanks!

Posted by: The Grateful at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (wR7HR)

46 I was on a plane once with a bunch of very tall, very blonde people who spoke a language that sounded odd to my American ears. They were definitely aliens. They'd been to Lake Powell on vacation, from Sweden, I think.

Posted by: huerfano at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (VJX5o)

47 We're supposed to supply quotes?

And somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

48 Just then a gust of wind came through and blew the note out the window, and it was never to be seen again.

Well obviously - the note said "the carrier of this letter is a suspected Bonapartist!" So no self respecting Frenchman would have anything to do with him.

The regular Frenchmen don't like him either.

Posted by: Adriane the Count of Monte Cristo Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 10:13 PM (3ZUWJ)

49 Language Lessons. Inspiring words from a man who knows how to ski.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (ohyUf)

50 That's a Norm McDonald joke, isn't it?

Evening, Horde.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (aJQbY)

51 Jorjani claimed that he was alerted to this bug-hunting initiative by army veteran Lyn Buchanan, who claims he was a “psychic spy” with the CIA’s remote viewing program — which investigated whether individuals could use extrasensory perception to conduct recon on distant objects, events or people.
Jorjani. 3

***

Sweet Jesus Lord!
Will we never be rid of all that remote viewing bullsh*t? I knew many of the players back in the day. A complete crock of crap.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB)

52 The French Note could have been better.

Needed about another 6 or 7 paragraphs . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)

53 It WAS somewhat naive of Cameron to predict that Skynet would become selfaware on Windows 95 and Pentium servers.

Posted by: gKWVE 1997 at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (gKWVE)

54 Thanks for the ONT.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

55 Well, this is some bullshit!

Posted by: Harry Vanderspeigle at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (/HDaX)

56 ====
State of California sued 23andMe last week for data security breaches.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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PO'd they didn't get the information first?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:15 PM (M4gnG)

57 The French Note could have been better.

Needed about another 6 or 7 paragraphs . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)

It was a mistake.

Posted by: Buddy at June 01, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

58 CCR bringing it!
Great selection.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)

59 I love how AI is going to be Terminator and it’s all one giant scam that is about to crash and burn.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (Tpp9k)

60 "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (gnNyN)

61
Brewers are beating up the Giants. Now 16-2.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (O0L8i)

62 If you never spent time around the cotton fields in the Mississippi Delta, bring some bug spray. I've been to Rosedale. My beloved grew up nearby. Have family buried there. And living there. Didn't meet the devil, but it is a hellhole with third world poverty. If you haven't seen it, you don't know.

Still, it has a je ne sai quote
https://tinyurl.com/nbpk5kwf

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (icdz0)

63 Seen online...

Three men are on the run after raiding a fancy dress shop that specialises in 80's pop groups.

The owners are hoping that they'll turn themselves into The Police.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (qx7Zg)

64 In my younger days, I would have been concerned with the Adam Smith quote. Not now. The side chosen, either vice or virtue, seems to result in lying or at least dimming of true purpose.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (Jr+re)

65 Will we never be rid of all that remote viewing bullsh*t? I knew many of the players back in the day. A complete crock of crap.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB)
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It's very 70s culty EST TM TV movie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)

66 It was a mistake.
Posted by: Buddy

*** POW ***

Posted by: Mangy Cowboy at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (3ZUWJ)

67 The Far Side comic is interesting though. Also ahead of its time. The guy could be using a rationed cellphone in the Starlink era.
He's still fucked.

Posted by: gKWVE 1997 at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE)

68
King Cotton

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (M4gnG)

69 The French Note could have been better.

Needed about another 6 or 7 paragraphs . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)

Still.
That's four minutes of my life I'm not getting back.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

70 Thanks for the ONT, CBD!

That joke about the trip to France was great! Surely novels will be written about what the note said...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1)

71 The Far Side comic is interesting though. Also ahead of its time. The guy could be using a rationed cellphone in the Starlink era.
He's still fucked.
Posted by: gKWVE 1997 at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (gKWVE)
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His life raft is made of Chinesium.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (gnNyN)

72
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

"No, not that one -- the gay one."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (ixS3i)

73 Glen needs to learn about Google translate.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Tpp9k)

Or a French-English Dictionary.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (qx7Zg)

74 It was a mistake.
Posted by: Buddy

*** POW ***
Posted by: Mangy Cowboy at June 01, 2026 10:17 PM (3ZUWJ)

He hit Buddy! Come on girls!

Posted by: Faggots at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

75 Mets in town this week.

Beautiful evening for baseball.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (TbUYH)

76 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 01, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1)

77 That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 01, 2026 10:19 PM (gpQ8/)

78 Thanks for the ONT, CBD!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 01, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)

79 Win ahh wuzz a little bitty baby
Mah mamma would a-rock me in da cradle
In them old cotton fields back home

*Thangya verra much*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:20 PM (u/oMr)

80 Liberty does not exist in the absence of morality.
-- Edmund Burke

Or the absence of responsibility.

Posted by: GWB at June 01, 2026 10:20 PM (kU0PQ)

81 "It's good to be the King."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (gnNyN)

82 60 "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (gnNyN)

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (qx7Zg)

83 65 Will we never be rid of all that remote viewing bullsh*t? I knew many of the players back in the day. A complete crock of crap.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB)
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Paging, doctor Richard Alpert PhD. Richard Alpert to the red phone we have an emergency situation @ station PNW.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (M4gnG)

84 My dad said If I Had a Boat by Lyle Lovett was the stupidest song he had ever heard. I've always kind of liked it.

Posted by: huerfano at June 01, 2026 10:06 PM (VJX5o)

I always liked Bears. That was a cool song.

https://tinyurl.com/ufk59d9j

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (icdz0)

85 That french thing was cruel.
Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (jOiUM)
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The ending could have been worse, with the note being consumed by a shaggy dog.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 10:22 PM (rj6Yv)

86 It's very 70s culty EST TM TV movie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)

Along with the "psychic" spoon-bending crap from a certain brigadier general I knew back then. It was hard enough being an army intelligence officer back then tracking Russians without having to live down that hocus-pocus horseshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

87 Favorite movie line will always be delivered by the Duke:

"I'm not gonna hit ya. I'm not gonna hit ya. The hell I'm not." *WHACK*

=McLintock!

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (dIske)

88
Unfortunately, shaggy-dog stories sorely try my patience. Especially since there's no payoff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (O0L8i)

89 If I had a boat
I'd listen to Yacht Music

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (oq9dX)

90 King Biscuit Flower Hour > King Cotton

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (jehhT)

91 "Hey, do you know the way to Shell Beach?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (gnNyN)

92 89 If I had a boat
I'd listen to Yacht Music

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Trust me, it's a burden.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)

93 CCR has always been in my top three bands.
One of the best things to come out of California.

Posted by: Case at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (8XBuM)

94
Ed Dames, "remote viewer" of Art Bell fame, died recently, I remember. March, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (w6EFb)

95 Along with the "psychic" spoon-bending crap from a certain brigadier general I knew back then. It was hard enough being an army intelligence officer back then tracking Russians without having to live down that hocus-pocus horseshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)
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Aaaahh Uri Geller?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (RIvkX)

96 No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)

97 Yesterday I discovered that one of my plum trees broke a branch because it had too many green plums on it. There is not much use for unripe plums, so I decided to pick them off the branch and turn them into "olives"
The first step is to soak them in brine for a week, then rinse and soak in brine for two months, and then pickle them in a vinegar pickle for a couple of days.
You have the choice of keeping them in olive oil after that, or leave them in the pickle.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (rbvCR)

98 Now we know where ABBA really came from.

Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2026 10:25 PM (Q+gd/)

99 "You remind me of the babe. What babe? Babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:26 PM (gnNyN)

100 >>Wow...I am a CCR fan, but not familiar with that tune...so thanks!

I used to travel constantly for work. I always played this before I left. Good luck charm.

https://tinyurl.com/bdzdtkvs

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 10:26 PM (viF8m)

101 Hopper didnt disappear- he was skinned alive!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

102 “Madness!”

From Bridge on that river I can’t spell

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2026 10:27 PM (zFsEm)

103 Kwai?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

104
Kwai

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:28 PM (ixS3i)

105 >>>The French Note

That's the kind of story that makes me want to punch the author.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 10:28 PM (syz1S)

106 Elvis is not dead- he just went home.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:28 PM (zZu0s)

107 It is far better to be alone, then to be in bad company.

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And being in Bad Company is far better than being in Mott the Hoople.

Posted by: Mick Ralphs at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (u/oMr)

108 Hello, Horde! I posted this downstairs, but I am reposting it here:

In medical news, I had my CT Scan this morning, then saw the oncology surgeon this afternoon.

Everything looks good/stable - no new tumors, and the ones that are there have pretty much stayed the same or shrunk ever so slightly (so much so that it could just be user interpretation). No metastises seen, so that is good, too.

Apparently I CAN stay on this protocol more than 6 months at a time, so we are going to continue to do fills with the medication, alternating with "placebo" fills every other 2 weeks as before.

I will say that the doctor seemed QUITE pleased with my progress; I am not sure that when he first saw me 20 months ago that he thought that I would still be kickin' it all these months later. I have apparently responded EXTREMELY well to these protocols. Honestly, it's just luck of the draw - many others have been on these same meds and not had good results.

Those prayers are working, folks! We are extremely grateful for each and every one of them.

So good news all around! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (SRRAx)

109 You see we started a game we never got to finish 'play for blood'? And this time, it's legal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

110 That's Right, You're Not From Texas

youtu.be/fLU_IYflUkQ&t=30

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (M4gnG)

111 Favorite movie line will always be delivered by the Duke:
"I'm not gonna hit ya. I'm not gonna hit ya.

"I guess you think I'm kickin' ya, Bob..."

Posted by: gKWVE 1991 at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (gKWVE)

112 You can't dust for vomit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (wVcYX)

113 CCR has always been in my top three bands.
One of the best things to come out of California.
Posted by: Case
......

I always thought they were born on the bayou.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (oq9dX)

114 Paging, doctor Richard Alpert PhD. Richard Alpert to the red phone we have an emergency situation @ station PNW.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:21 PM (M4gnG)

***

Him and that cocksucker Leary. Had an excellent troop in my platoon in Germany. Got a call one night. The kid wigged out. Sat straight up in bed and was gonzo. Had to medivac him back to the states. His buddy in high school years before had slipped him some LSD. He was fine for years then wham! Flashback.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (2WIwB)

115 "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (gnNyN)

116 I suppose I should have mentioned to him that for whatever reason my body has always demonstrated an incredible will to live.

There has been more than one occasion when I should not have survived, but I was always blissfully unaware until long after the fact that I shouldn't have walked out of the hospital.

I know the odds with this beast, but I think that I just want to stick around and keep the Bucket List Party going 😂😂😂 (Paul has clipped my wings a bit on that, but there aren't any blowout trips planned in the foreseeable future - just a couple of local concerts and shows where we won't be flying or staying in hotels)

Can't blow through the kids' inheritance if I'm not here to spend the money, amiright? 🥳🥳🥳

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (SRRAx)

117 I thought it was common knowledge that the ten lost tribes were aliens and that DNA tests were superfluous.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (D1E+2)

118 I always thought they were born on the bayou.
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:30 PM (oq9dX)

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Nope. Berkeley-based.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:31 PM (u/oMr)

119 Aaaahh Uri Geller?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:24 PM (RIvkX)

Stubblebine.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)

120
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 10:29 PM (SRRAx)
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b"h for good health.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

121 Hello. Thanks for a nice ONT smorgasbord, CBD
Haaalllp. I watched a 'strange, dark, and mysterious' video on YuteOob, then another, and my sidebar of suggestions is overflowing with them. And by strange dark and mysterious, I mostly mean artificial slop, bogus, and inconclusive.

The only 'real' one was "Remains of missing Taos woman Melissa Casias found in Carson National Forest."

Admiral Byrd Aired One TV Interview in 1954
What He Said About the Old World on Camera

The Bells They Keep Finding in Coal Seams —
Every One Is Made of the Same Alloy That Shouldn't Exist

Mysterious Things Captured by Airport Security Cameras

and so on.

It's aliens. Nordics, naturally.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Rudy and Mae - what a team-up at June 01, 2026 10:33 PM (kU8xu)

122 'A man's got to know his limitations'.

Since Clint Eastwood came up earlier.

Posted by: Puddleglum, Greetings from Amish Country at June 01, 2026 10:33 PM (bfy6w)

123 God Bless you, Teresa! May you have many fun bucket list adventures ahead. ❤️

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 10:33 PM (icdz0)

124 Those prayers are working, folks! We are extremely grateful for each and every one of them.

So good news all around! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas,
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👍

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:34 PM (M4gnG)

125 Oh, How ordinawy

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 10:34 PM (w/O5Q)

126 So that's what a Berkeley accent sounds like.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:35 PM (oq9dX)

127
It's aliens. Nordics, naturally.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Rudy and Mae - what a team-up

Filthy Scandis

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:36 PM (ixS3i)

128
“Madness!”

From Bridge on that river I can’t spell
Posted by: Javems

With or without parachute?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 10:36 PM (Cqx++)

129 > Can't blow through the kids' inheritance if I'm not here to spend the money, amiright? 🥳🥳🥳
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.
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My reason for living. 😉

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 10:36 PM (jehhT)

130 Uri Gellar was part of Stargate, for a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR)

131 I think Ancient Aliens had an episode or two on how aliens would come to Earth to bang some Terrans.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)

132 CCR did a lot of great covers.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (ZxPkt)

133 That pointless story about the French note was already ancient when I heard it in high school in the 1950s. The oldest known version is an 1896 story "The Mysterious Card" by Cleveland Moffett which can be read e.g. at Project Gutenberg or Wikisource. (Moffett wrote a sequel, "The Mysterious Card Unveiled", which purports to explain it.) A later (1937) story with the same theme is "The Most Maddening Story in the World" by Ralph Straus, which can be read at Project Gutenberg Australia. I don't know if I can post links here but these stories are discussed and links provided at scifi.stackexchange.com in answer to question 95027, "Short Story: Man has a Letter he can't read and nobody will translate it for him".

Posted by: bof at June 01, 2026 10:38 PM (wQY1T)

134 @NEWSMAX
·
3h
A federal judge on Monday ordered the National Park Service to allow a liberal advocacy group to display an "86-47" flag near the National Mall, ruling that the message is protected political speech and does not constitute a threat against President Donald Trump.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 10:38 PM (ZxPkt)

135 Haven't thought of Lyle Lovett in forever as I did not like to look at him. Maybe his music is good as I won't know. I did remember his brief marriage to big mouth Julia Roberts, which grossed me out at the time.

Then I remembered Renee Zelweger and Kenny Chesney's even briefer marriage. I didn't listen to him, either, because I also didn't like looking at him. He may have some good music as well.

I have always wondered for a nanosecond per decade about these couples.

These are my thoughts for June 1st.

I am glad the Colorado aliens are blonde with blue eyes vs Somolian.

I almost feel normal again after family virus/trip/exhaustion and vast irritation that I missed most of May.

I remain irritated by the weird spring and my roses being as confused as I am about my world. I am unsure what this is going to mean for the rest of the year, but it's a sign.

Thanks for the ONT and my source in this blog for normal people.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk)

136 Right after we discuss why you blow off oyster festivals while pretending English cooking is good.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

Circumstances my dear boy... circumstances!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (iERP6)

137 Do you like movies about Gladiators?

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur)

138 TiFW,

You rock on, girl! So glad the prayers are helping and please know they will continue!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (D/6p1)

139 I said I would kill you last...

You did. You did.

I lied.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (zZu0s)

140 >>> 127
It's aliens. Nordics, naturally.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Rudy and Mae - what a team-up

Filthy Scandis
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:36 PM (ixS3i)

Icebacks!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 01, 2026 10:39 PM (R+iUD)

141 Aliens want to bang Texans?
Well that should be interesting.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)

142 >>>slipped him some LSD. He was fine for years then wham! Flashback.
Posted by: Diogenes
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They are redoing research using it for resolving PTSD and homosexuality illusions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (M4gnG)

143 I didnt kill my wife!

I don't care!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (zZu0s)

144 130 Uri Gellar was part of Stargate, for a while.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR)

Project Stargate. You had me worried Gellar was part of the SG-1 series.

Posted by: gKWVE 1998 at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (gKWVE)

145 141 Aliens want to bang Texans?
Well that should be interesting.

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Come for the Devils Tower made out of mashed potatoes

Stay for the anal probing

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (u/oMr)

146 CCR did a lot of great covers.
Posted by: Don Black

But CRC solved a lot more homework ...

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (3ZUWJ)

147 You see, Madam, how i make everything new?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (zZu0s)

148 141 Aliens want to bang Texans?
Well that should be interesting.
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)

Hank
I got 2 greys and a lizard.

Posted by: Wilbur T Texan at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (/+uur)

149 The French Note - Should have known. A tale with that much winding build-up could only be a shaggy dog tale.

Strange, dark, an mysterious.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it was the handwriting at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (kU8xu)

150 > Can't blow through the kids' inheritance if I'm not here to spend the money, amiright? 🥳🥳🥳
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn

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As an only daughter of people with an inheritance they can blow through. I've always lived frugally. To their embarrassment at times.
But I would rather have my folks than their money.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 10:42 PM (icdz0)

151
That quote is a memorable moment from the classic sci-fi action film Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981).
It happens during the scene where the refinery community's leader, Pappagallo, is trying to convince his people to make a dangerous break for the coast using the fuel tanker. A cynical member of the community named Big Rebecca shuts down his inspirational speech by telling him:
"Words, just words. You're going to die for a pipe-dream."
Immediately after she says it, the Warrior Woman speaks up to defend the plan, and Max (Mel Gibson) quietly starts prepping his shotgun, showing he's ready to drive the rig.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:42 PM (QVmho)

152 Teresa,
Great news! So happy to hear that you are stable and sticking around! You are an inspiration!!
Tell Paul not to be such a party pooper. What else is on your bucket list? Remember, no regerts!!!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 10:42 PM (VCgbV)

153 And Paul should really hope the aliens who find us aren't horny, because he stands to be rejected not just by every woman on Earth but also in a 30-light-year radius.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE)

154 The establishment really really hates Trump

this judge is trying to hamstring the case against Comey

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (ZxPkt)

155 Zed's dead, baby.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (oq9dX)

156 >>> 149 The French Note - Should have known. A tale with that much winding build-up could only be a shaggy dog tale.

Strange, dark, an mysterious.
Posted by: mindful webworker - it was the handwriting at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (kU8xu)

Not always.

Posted by: stayed lions at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (R+iUD)

157 Teresa, you are amazing. Keep firing on all cylinders, sweet lady.

We saw Seinfeld over a decade ago and worth the money. He was funny and a clean show.

So glad you are kickin' that bucket list!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (WONhk)

158 ...uh, I mean the troll Paul (or Sid), not this other Paul

Posted by: gKWVE cursing the timing at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE)

159 They ought to give me Wurlitzer prize

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (/+uur)

160 slipped him some LSD. He was fine for years then wham! Flashback.
Posted by: Diogenes
---

They are redoing research using it for resolving PTSD and homosexuality illusions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 10:40 PM (M4gnG)

***

What's old is new again. Sure, ptsd research gives it an acceptable cover. I wonder how many kids they'll fuck up this time?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:44 PM (2WIwB)

161
“Madness!”

From Bridge on that river I can’t spell
Posted by: Javems

How could the same senior British officer be imprisoned simultaneously in Thailand and Germany? ("The Bridge Over the River Kwai" and "The Great Escape". respectively.)

Something tells me that those were not WWII documentary films after all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:44 PM (ixS3i)

162 50 That's a Norm McDonald joke, isn't it?

Evening, Horde.
Posted by: RandomDave at June 01, 2026 10:14 PM (aJQbY)

My favorite:

A frog goes into a bank to get a loan.
https://youtu.be/kKvOjjZ4EaA

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 10:45 PM (Sy6m/)

163 Buttercup was born on a small farm in the country of Florin. Isn't that a wonderful beginning?

Yeah, it's really good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (zZu0s)

164 "There ain't no iguanas."

Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (Q+gd/)

165 >> two on how aliens would come to Earth to bang some Terrans.

That's a big part of a lot of that lore. There's a bunch of different strains of that lore. But the classic Sitchin Anunnaki version has of course, the Anunnaki creating humans by genetic engineering. And they were a bunch of horn dogs (The "sons of God" and "daughters of men"). Also, the female Anunnaki dug the human Paolos big time, too.

And the Nordic/Tall-White (Pleiades/Lyra) females are basically some sci-fi horny nerd type of fantasy. Think Natasha Henstridge or Syndey Sweeny playing tall hot she-aliens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (w6EFb)

166 The French Note
CBD is as cruel as ace

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (6U1c2)

167 People in the South embraced CCR as our own, still do.
You may hear them at any time come blasting over the radio.
I heard "It Came Out Of The Sky" just the other day. Love that song, it's funny.

Posted by: Case at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (8XBuM)

168 Kwai sounds right. On my phone so I can’ credit

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (zFsEm)

169 Come for the Devils Tower made out of mashed potatoes

Stay for the anal probing
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:41 PM (u/oMr)
===

Say what now?

Posted by: Richard Dreyfus at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX)

170 Napoleon Dunamite>>>>>Mystic Pizza.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (A5RD0)

171
But CRC solved a lot more homework ...

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic

There's a call back to the fusty and musty past!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:46 PM (ixS3i)

172 @43. "I caught you a delicious bass"

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

"Don't be mad cuz I've been chatting with babes online all day"

"Bow to your Sensai... BOW TO YOUR SENSAI!"

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 01, 2026 10:47 PM (kOluj)

173
Forgot to sock Wesley Crusher.

Dangit.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:47 PM (QVmho)

174 How about a nice game of chess?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 10:47 PM (2WIwB)

175 Well, the start was wonderfully lyrical and true.

By the end I didn't know what to think.

So, this ONT fits right in with the rest of my life right now.

Kudos, I suppose.

Posted by: jocon307 at June 01, 2026 10:48 PM (EuROc)

176 Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:42 PM (QVmho)

Ah...a scholar of great movies!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 10:49 PM (iERP6)

177 "I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 10:50 PM (gnNyN)

178 The establishment really really hates Trump

this judge is trying to hamstring the case against Comey
Posted by: Don Black

Wonder what the judge would think if somebody put "86 Da Judge" on his house?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)

179 One man one boat!

Posted by: Elbridge Gerry at June 01, 2026 10:50 PM (rgnea)

180 Her favorite pasttimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy who worked there. His name was Wesley- but she never called him that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (zZu0s)

181 I think Ancient Aliens had an episode or two on how aliens would come to Earth to bang some Terrans.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)

If their females look like Seven of Nine I'll leave the light on for them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (snZF9)

182 I need to find the bar of soap in the London hotel story...

So old I read it on a usernet ...

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (3ZUWJ)

183
And you lot let TJM troll you...
Pigman: "Gene Hackman and Michael Caine in the same movie. A Bridge Too Far. With this, my thesis is complete. I can now turn off the TV... and go to sleep."
Gutter: "Man, you've been in those pajamas for three semesters."
Pigman: "That's okay. I'm going to sleep for four."

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (QVmho)

184 >> If their females look like Seven of Nine I'll leave the light on for them.

That's what the female Nordics are supposed to look like, of course. And quite tall.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb)

185 I was driving the spawn to the range this afternoon and while we were driving I notice some movement near the bottom of my dash... there was a small garter snake under my hood and it decided to peep out and see what was going on. I pulled over when I could and popped my hood to find the little guy but I couldn't find it. I hope he found a good place to drop to the ground and he's ok.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)

186 Straits cover of Middle Age Crazy is damn nice

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur)

187 One man takes the rifle. The other waits. When the man with the rifle is killed, the other man picks up the rifle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (zZu0s)

188 Can’t see either

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2026 10:54 PM (zFsEm)

189 Non!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:54 PM (1Ff7Z)

190 Mah mamma would a-rock me in da cradle
In them old cotton fields back home

*Thangya verra much*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 10:20 PM (u/oMr)
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Dat should be "dem" old cotton fields
*Resident Redneck and Ebonics Translator

I found a little tiny spiral bound notebook from 4th grade that I think should be published in all the weirdness of my then mindset.

It has pages of "foreign" auto plates invading our neighborhood. A brief spy week or two with my brother.

A mention of a birthday party and I was NOT inviting Carol Ross (whoever she was and unsure what she did to me).

Plus drawings of various Barbie type women with bullet boobies. One of a RN in a cap holding a baby (I was a newborn nurse decades later but did not wear my cap with scrubs...a foretelling).

The entire lyrics of My Old Kentucky Home appear for reasons unknown. That made me laugh as well.

I am saving it for my sons to find after I blast off to heaven someday. I was one weird little girl and one of my granddaughters may be a lot like me in spirit and looks, which should scare people.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:54 PM (WONhk)

191 >> If their females look like Seven of Nine I'll leave the light on for them.

That's what the female Nordics are supposed to look like, of course. And quite tall.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb)

My electric bill is going to take a hit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 10:54 PM (snZF9)

192
Marcia Lucas, the woman who saved "Star Wars", passed away on May 27.

I bet ol' George still feels a sting that she earned an Oscar for her work on that film and he did not.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 10:55 PM (ixS3i)

193
One man takes the rifle. The other waits. When the man with the rifle is killed, the other man picks up the rifle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Enemy at the gates. Shouted through a megaphone by a Soviet zampolit who is distributing weapons to the troops

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:56 PM (QVmho)

194 Bilbo Baggins! Do not think me a conjurer of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you!

I'm trying to help you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (zZu0s)

195 I took Kyle B death quite hard.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (/+uur)

196 I couldn't find it. I hope he found a good place to drop to the ground and he's ok.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)

*************************
Very nice of you.

I would have screamed, possibly wrecked the car, or if I lived would make sure I ran over it several times.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (WONhk)

197 I think Ancient Aliens had an episode or two on how aliens would come to Earth to bang some Terrans.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)

"Earth Girls Are Easy"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (UNIfT)

198 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat,
lol! 😂

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 10:58 PM (VCgbV)

199 "Most people get off the train at regularly scheduled stops. That's why they're called 'Stops'. They don't throw themselves from the train." - Charles Grodin, Midnight Run

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at June 01, 2026 11:00 PM (tRYqg)

200 Very nice of you.

I would have screamed, possibly wrecked the car, or if I lived would make sure I ran over it several times.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 10:57 PM (WONhk)

They had guns in the car. I would have shot it before and after I ran it over. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 11:00 PM (snZF9)

201 Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.
-- Adam Smith

CSL

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:00 PM (/+uur)

202 164 "There ain't no iguanas."
Posted by: davidt
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Is it an iguana tale or an iguana tail.
What would they do?

https://tinyurl.com/247b8nnv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 11:01 PM (M4gnG)

203 There's a bunch of different strains of that lore. But the classic Sitchin Anunnaki version has of course, the Anunnaki creating humans by genetic engineering. And they were a bunch of horn dogs (The "sons of God" and "daughters of men"). Also, the female Anunnaki dug the human Paolos big time, too.
-
I think it's worth a reminder that the Biblical take on those events is rather less positive about that interaction than most of the ancient cultures.

Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2026 11:01 PM (vSvIl)

204 "Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

"They can't do that to our pledges.... only we can do that to our pledges"

"I gotta work on my game". "No, don't think of it as work... the whole idea is just to relax and have fun"

"Have a beer.... don't cost nothin'"

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 01, 2026 11:01 PM (kOluj)

205
"Most people get off the train at regularly scheduled stops. That's why they're called 'Stops'. They don't throw themselves from the train." - Charles Grodin, Midnight Run
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways

Love that movie, too bad it has thatdamned commie Diniro* in it.
*deliberate misspelling to micro agress that asshole

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:02 PM (QVmho)

206 Cop: Where would you like to go, fella?
Grover Muldoon: Well--I left my Jag in Kansas City.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:02 PM (/+uur)

207 Muldoon

hahahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:02 PM (/+uur)

208 It is far better to be alone, then to be in bad company.
-- George Washington

Than. Than. Than.

"Then" makes this statement much different.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ)

209 What would you say you do around here?

Laden or unladen?

Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 01, 2026 11:03 PM (VCgbV)

210 >>Circumstances my dear boy... circumstances!

https://tinyurl.com/2mj97dxk

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:04 PM (viF8m)

211 I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
I notice you don't spend too much time there.
I'm not quite sure where they are.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:04 PM (/+uur)

212 Alien and Monty Python something something Holy Grail. What would have saved beeeeelions of dollars, "What kind of a load do you use in that .44?" "Its a light Special. In this size pf a gun it gives me more control and less recoil than a .357 Magnum with wadcutters."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (YlWIZ)

213 Well obviously - the note said "the carrier of this letter is a suspected Bonapartist!"

No, see, 'cause then that would be a DUMAS joke.
And we do Dumas jokes all the time.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (zdLoL)

214 I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
I notice you don't spend too much time there.
I'm not quite sure where they are.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:04 PM (/+uur)

Caddyshack was great.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (snZF9)

215
"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
"They can't do that to our pledges.... only we can do that to our pledges"
"I gotta work on my game". "No, don't think of it as work... the whole idea is just to relax and have fun"
"Have a beer.... don't cost nothin'"
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Dean John Wormer (played by John Vernon)
Eric "Otter" Stratton (played by Tim Matheson)
Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) and Ty Webb (Chevy Chase)
Stan (played by John Cazale)

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (QVmho)

216 208 It is far better to be alone, then to be in bad company.
-- George Washington

Than. Than. Than.

"Then" makes this statement much different.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ)

IHOP
Breakfast Anytime

OK Ill have the French Waffles in the War of the Roses.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:06 PM (/+uur)

217 Theresa in Fort Worth! Yea!!! Great news!! So happy to hear!

Posted by: Iris at June 01, 2026 11:06 PM (286+n)

218 "Deserves got nothing to to with it."

And perhaps someone will indulge me. I seem to recall Higgins saying to Magnum in the original series something like "Do try to keep up Magnum" I sure can't find anything like that searching the web.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 01, 2026 11:07 PM (PV+Zw)

219 Stan (played by John Cazale)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:05 PM (QVmho)

----------

Last one was Blutarsky (Belushi) - when they walked into the toga party

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 01, 2026 11:07 PM (kOluj)

220 No, see, 'cause then that would be a DUMAS joke.
And we do Dumas jokes all the time.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Ah well. Like father, like son ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 11:07 PM (3ZUWJ)

221
What would you say you do around here?
Laden or unladen?
Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday...
Posted by: lin-duh is offended

Bob Slydell (played by John C. McGinley)
King Arthur (played by Graham Chapman)
Bill Lumbergh (played by Gary Cole)

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:08 PM (QVmho)

222 "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:09 PM (/+uur)

223 I specifically asked for no salt.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 01, 2026 11:09 PM (R+iUD)

224 Max (Mel Gibson) quietly starts prepping his shotgun, showing he's ready to drive the rig.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:42 PM (QVmho)
************************
I fell in love with young Mel and love that movie. Old Mel ain't so bad either, altho I don't like his beard (he didn't ask me).

He's still high on my list. By all accounts he's much fun with his female costars. I love a wicked man with blue eyes. Also my wicked blonde husband with green eyes.

Tonight he examined the remains of my cooking chicken with ligonberry sauce for his highness.I screwed up and did not saute the chicken breasts in the same pan as the veg. So I had to use two pans to brown the chicken and it left a breaded mess and I poured water in that to lessen the ordeal later of clean up.

At first he thought I'd had an episode and the 1" water was oil. He was very calm about it all, wondering briefly of disposal, and I had to laugh. I've been weird for weeks post near cholera but not THAT weird to brown chicken in an inch of oil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 11:09 PM (WONhk)

225 >>"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

One of the guys I used to race with got the nickname in college FID. He was the rep for a beer company on campus. He partied a lot. Dean of Students called him fat, ignorant and drunk, FID.

He was very thin. Good sailboat racer too.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:11 PM (viF8m)

226 Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:11 PM (/+uur)

227
Last one was Blutarsky (Belushi) - when they walked into the toga party

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Can't be right all the time. Gotta maintain that troll-ish persona.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:12 PM (QVmho)

228
That's what the female Nordics are supposed to look like, of course. And quite tall.
Posted by: publius

Julie Newmar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:12 PM (Cqx++)

229 Confound it! The batteries are dead!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:13 PM (1Ff7Z)

230 is it a movie quote thread? If so, I have failed to read the room.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 11:13 PM (ZxPkt)

231 Do you like movies about Gladiators?
You ever seen a gown man naked?

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 01, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

232 Seriously late to this party…
But my favorite movie line goes something like this:
“Great! I’ve got a Trig final tomorrow, and we’re being chased by Guido the killer pimp!”
Or something along those lines. Classic, no matter what the iteration…

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01, 2026 11:13 PM (HZfH/)

233
I vaguely remembered something (probably from Art Bell/Coast-to-Coast AM stuff) about a supposed photo of a female Nordic. And it was more, well, alien and otherwordly than the sex fantasy versions. Well, I found this example:

t.ly/p8xZf

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

234 From the same somewhat obscure movie:

"What's THAT for? Date night in the barrio? Daddy would've got me an Uzi."

"It's been 3 days and he hasn't made a pass at either one of us. He's either a gentleman or a fag. What are the odds?"

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:15 PM (RCjYY)

235 So many great movies, so many great lines but only a few come to mind:

"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow" - scandalized movie audiences in the 1940's

"My mama didn't raise me to be makin no guesses in front of any yankee officers" (might be off a little)

"Shoot - feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this"

Same movie and character as above:

"I been to two state fairs and a rodeo and I ain't never heard anything that crazy"

Same actor, different movie:

"Somebody go back and get us a s***load a dimes"

From the same movie frequently quoted here at AoS Hq:

"Where de white wimmin at?"

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:16 PM (QGaXH)

236
Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway (played by Clint Eastwood).

On the beer don't cost nothing.... didn't Pauli say that in Rocky?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:16 PM (QVmho)

237 183
And you lot let TJM troll you...
Pigman: "Gene Hackman and Michael Caine in the same movie. A Bridge Too Far. With this, my thesis is complete. I can now turn off the TV... and go to sleep."
Gutter: "Man, you've been in those pajamas for three semesters."
Pigman: "That's okay. I'm going to sleep for four."
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 10:51 PM (QVmho)

Shower Scene

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 11:16 PM (w/O5Q)

238 "My mama didn't raise me to be makin no guesses in front of any yankee officers" (might be off a little)

Horse Soldiers?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

239 We have very little choice about our life. The only thing really left us is a choice about our death. And mine will be... glorious!

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:18 PM (/+uur)

240
"What's THAT for? Date night in the barrio? Daddy would've got me an Uzi."
It's been 3 days and he hasn't made a pass at either one of us. He's either a gentleman or a fag. What are the odds?"
Posted by: mnw

Night of the comets, and the fag was Janeway's #1 in one of the shitty ST spin off series. Chacote?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho)

241 On the beer don't cost nothing.... didn't Pauli say that in Rocky?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:16 PM (QVmho)

Bluto
Aminal House

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (/+uur)

242 From a film, but I can only give you the punchline, because the setup is un-printable, even here:

"Then I'll just have a Coke."

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (RCjYY)

243

Shower Scene
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Porky's?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho)

244 Just one more:

"I can eat fifty eggs...."

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QGaXH)

245
Throw the third switch!

Not the third switch!

Posted by: 13times at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (cZPj9)

246 Its ok Taggert
They're just hanging a man and his horse

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:20 PM (/+uur)

247 It's 6:50 AM in Tehran, no bombing tonight, sigh.
Maybe next weekend.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (M4gnG)

248
We have very little choice about our life. The only thing really left us is a choice about our death. And mine will be... glorious!
Posted by: r hennigantx

The Purifier (played by Linus Roache).

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (QVmho)

249 Belushi was great in Animal House. I loved that movie. They were all great. I may have to watch it again this summer. Gone too soon.

Our Saturday night date was the original years of SNL with the best cast (in my opinion). We named our first puppy Gilda. We worked weekends.

I would give the 11-7 charge RN report from my shift, then we'd blast off to our house to make sure we were loaded up for the first of the show.

I LOVED THEM! Perfection!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 11:22 PM (WONhk)

250 Norm McDonald shaggy dog jokes are better. Or worse, depending on how you look at that kind of thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:22 PM (edUvp)

251
From a film, but I can only give you the punchline, because the setup is un-printable, even here:
"Then I'll just have a Coke."
Posted by: mnw

The Boondock Saints.
The joke is told by Rocco (played by David Della Rocco)

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:23 PM (QVmho)

252 Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ)

Good catch! I cut and pasted it (I think) and I should have caught that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 11:23 PM (iERP6)

253 240

Correct. ("Night of the Comet")

I think you win the movie quote contest, Bif.

Do you do anything else besides watch movies?

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:23 PM (RCjYY)

254 The note held a knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gestapo. We will ask the questions!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 11:23 PM (qx7Zg)

255 251

Correctr again.

You should turn pro, Bif!

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:24 PM (RCjYY)

256 It's 6:50 AM in Tehran, no bombing tonight, sigh.
Maybe next weekend.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (M4gnG)
=====

What if they gave a war but no one came?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

257 We have very little choice about our life. The only thing really left us is a choice about our death. And mine will be... glorious!
Posted by: r hennigantx

Although not many realize it, that's the actual theme of Bubba Hotep. It's well hidden, but it jumps out at the end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:24 PM (edUvp)

258 Now youse can't leave.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:25 PM (viF8m)

259 The Purifier (played by Linus Roache).
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (QVmho)

close Evil Knevil

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)

260 158 ...uh, I mean the troll Paul (or Sid), not this other Paul
Posted by: gKWVE cursing the timing at June 01, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE)

The walrus is Paul

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:26 PM (QGaXH)

261 Although not many realize it, that's the actual theme of Bubba Hotep. It's well hidden, but it jumps out at the end.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:24 PM (edUvp)

I was just quoting Evil

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:26 PM (/+uur)

262
Do you do anything else besides watch movies?
Posted by: mnw

Until 2004, when Junior-ette showed up to two married for twenty years 40 year olds with spare entertainment cash flow? Nope, that's damned near all we did. She was our 20th anniversary surprise and put a screeching halt to a movie every weekend. Little turd tapper took all the entertainment budget too.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:26 PM (QVmho)

263 I took LDS-25 63 years ago.
Make of that what you will.

Something which may explain the difference - I was a lab guinea pig and what I was given was pure Sandoz (the Swiss Lab that invented the stuff. Lots of the streets hit was exactly that - shit. It contained a lot of unintended analog, and other chemicals.
DMT, DOM (STP), MDA... there are all sorts of psychoactive sold on the street, some accidentally adulterated, some deliberately.

I have no doubt that some people are fucked up.from using psychoactives, but I'm a counterexample for the "it's all terrible" claims.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 01, 2026 11:26 PM (PC+XL)

264 One of my all time favorite movie lines, which seems kinda topical right now, is "Anybody else wanna negotiate?"

best one word movie line is
"EVERYONE!!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:27 PM (edUvp)

265 Night of the Comet was fun. Chakote. One of the chicks was on Ryan's Hope.

I don't do movie quotes. We are on the front porch shooting nuisance raccoons.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 11:27 PM (icdz0)

266 256

What if they gave a war and nobody came?

What if they gave a war, and the other side showed up, but we didn't?

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:28 PM (RCjYY)

267
You should turn pro, Bif!
Posted by: mnw

We were barred from trivial pursuit at the bars.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:28 PM (QVmho)

268 Seriously late to this party…
But my favorite movie line goes something like this:
“Great! I’ve got a Trig final tomorrow, and we’re being chased by Guido the killer pimp!”
Or something along those lines. Classic, no matter what the iteration…
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01

Adventures in Babysitting?

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2026 11:28 PM (lCppi)

269 I took LDS-25 63 years ago."

Did that make you grow a beard and start quoting Brigham Young?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:28 PM (edUvp)

270 *wacks guitar against stairwell*

Sorry

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:29 PM (/+uur)

271 I don't do movie quotes. We are on the front porch shooting nuisance raccoons.

Ooh. Need company?
I can bring beer…

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01, 2026 11:29 PM (HZfH/)

272 My girlfriend sucked 36 cocks!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:29 PM (zZu0s)

273 One of my all time favorite movie lines, which seems kinda topical right now, is "Anybody else wanna negotiate?"

best one word movie line is
"EVERYONE!!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo

Didn't the fith element use a branch of that?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (QVmho)

274 “Great! I’ve got a Trig final tomorrow, and we’re being chased by Guido the killer pimp!”

The Freshman ???

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (3ZUWJ)

275 243

Shower Scene
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Porky's?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho)

I prefer the shower scene in American History X.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (yfRPb)

276 Adventures in Babysitting?

No, Risky Business!

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (HZfH/)

277 Nuisance Raccoons opened for the Animals at the Cow Palace 1971.

Posted by: the concert dude at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (cZPj9)

278 Every line in Stupopia

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (/+uur)

279 "Slice off a cut loaf ain' t missed, mate"

"How are your eyes, sergeant?"
"Very poor, sir!"

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (U/Byj)

280 256 It's 6:50 AM in Tehran, no bombing tonight, sigh.
Maybe next weekend.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 01, 2026 11:21 PM (M4gnG)
**************************
I think Trump is playing with them, showing the world how diplomatic he is and he tried, but you can't deal with terrorists and then BOOMS.

Maybe the special stealth ones from space and they won't know what hit them til the nuke dust and shreds of turbans settle.

That's what I hope for at any rate. It ain't over.
Tousi was off today.

Last weekend I thought he was waiting for the Sauds to quit pacing the rock of Mecca for Eid or a goat eating holiday to go home. It sounds dreadful, the circles of where germs originate for the next virus explosions. I am sure it is very stinky and nasty.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (WONhk)

281 Ooh. Need company?
I can bring beer…

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 01, 2026 11:29 PM (HZfH/)

*fistbump*

They don't spook too easy, but don't show up all noisy and such.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (icdz0)

282
“Great! I’ve got a Trig final tomorrow, and we’re being chased by Guido the killer pimp!”
Posted by: Gunslinger

Adventures in Babysitting?

Posted by: LASue

Risky Business!
Character: Miles Dalby (played by Curtis Armstrong, who went on to play Booger in Revenge of the Nerds).

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (QVmho)

283 Didn't the fith element use a branch of that?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at Jun

The top one is fifth element. Bottom one is Gary Goldman in Leon or The Proffessional.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (zZu0s)

284 'Lighten up Francis!"

Posted by: profligatewaste at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (6nLUO)

285 Didn't the fith element use a branch of that?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (QVmho)

Gary Oldman's Zorg is one of the most entertaining villains of all time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (edUvp)

286 258

I remember that movie quite well, but I can't think of the name of it.

"Now youse can't leave" IS a memorable line.

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (RCjYY)

287 "Woof"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (u/oMr)

288 Until 2004, when Junior-ette showed up to two married for twenty years 40 year olds with spare entertainment cash flow? Nope, that's damned near all we did. She was our 20th anniversary surprise and put a screeching halt to a movie every weekend. Little turd tapper took all the entertainment budget too.
Posted by: BifBewalski
----
In my family, that's referred to as the "September Surprise". I have a cousin who is 17 years younger than her sister, and 19 year younger than her brother.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (PC+XL)

289 First time I dropped acid I had a corporate finance class the next morning and flashbacks throughout. The classroom had those newfangled whiteboard things and the professor was drawing curves and equations in colors. It most stimulating.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (RIvkX)

290 You're under arrest, Joe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (zZu0s)

291 277 Nuisance Raccoons opened for the Animals at the Cow Palace 1971.
Posted by: the concert dude at June 01, 2026 11:31 PM (cZPj9)

Best band eva as no one know there identities

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (/+uur)

292 They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:34 PM (zZu0s)

293

Bed time for Bif. Y'all behave and don't make CBD swing Mjolnir

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:35 PM (QVmho)

294 238 "My mama didn't raise me to be makin no guesses in front of any yankee officers" (might be off a little)

Horse Soldiers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

'She Wore a Yellow Ribbon'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:35 PM (QGaXH)

295 279

"...cut loaf"

Breaker Morant, I believe.

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:35 PM (RCjYY)

296 You're new on Harry's team, aren't you?

Yes. Yes, sir.

So in what way do you think the... slack i cut him in any way extends to you? *gestures with knife*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:36 PM (zZu0s)

297 Shower Scene
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Porky's?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho)

I prefer the shower scene in American History X.
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 01, 2026 11:30 PM (yfRPb)

***

Starship Troopers

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB)

298 Correct, mnw. Both of the lines I put up.

Bryan Brown had most of the great lines of the many in that movie. Which I highly recommend to those who've never seen it. A small, quiet masterpiece of sorts.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

299 I didnt realize we were supposed to be guessing, I just thought we were quoting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:37 PM (zZu0s)

300 Did that make you grow a beard and start quoting Brigham Young?
Posted by: Tom Servo
------
I've had a beard for about 45 years, and I'm surrounded by Mormons here in N AZ, but B. Young of the 56 Wives is not a source I use.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 01, 2026 11:39 PM (PC+XL)

301 Gary Oldman's Zorg is one of the most entertaining villains of all time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 11:32 PM (edUvp)

Gary Oldman is my favorite actor. He has been in some crap movies. He's been in so-so movies. He's been in some fuckin' great movies. He was always magnetic. Sigh.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 11:39 PM (icdz0)

302 Don't recall the actors names or the real-life equivalents' names, but the senior British officers in The Great Escape and Bridge on the River Kwai were not the same actors (well, I remember Alec Guiness as that character).

Both movies depicted real events, to a point. Escape was much closer to the history, though still modified for movie purposes.

There was a bridge on the river Kwai in Thailand, but it wasn't like the one portrayed in the movie, IIRC. It was a low, partly steel bridge with cement piers. Thailand (I believe) actually renamed a stretch of a river Kwai to sort of match up the movie and real history. A fascinating true story involves one of the Japanese army overseers and a British officer captive. The Brit officer testified at the Japanese officer's post-war tribunal, to support clemency. Don't recall the details but it was one of those "where do we find such people?" events.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 11:41 PM (U/Byj)

303 286 258

I remember that movie quite well, but I can't think of the name of it.

"Now youse can't leave" IS a memorable line.
Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:33 PM (RCjYY)

A Bronx Tale

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:41 PM (QGaXH)

304 Where are we going?

Planet TEN!

When?

REAL
SOON!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:41 PM (O7rK+)

305

put
the candle
back

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:43 PM (Cqx++)

306 This was fun!

Thank you for ONT CBD.

Good Night from California Everyone

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:44 PM (QGaXH)

307 'She Wore a Yellow Ribbon'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 11:35 PM (QGaXH)

Ah. I was thinking it was the two deserters in THS.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

308 "Heil me. Heil me!!"

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2026 11:45 PM (lCppi)

309 Now youse can't leave.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:25 PM (viF8m)

Spiderman? The cage match?

The best response that comes to mind is "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me"

Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2026 11:45 PM (vSvIl)

310
Don't recall the actors names or the real-life equivalents' names, but the senior British officers in The Great Escape and Bridge on the River Kwai were not the same actors (well, I remember Alec Guiness as that character).

James Donald was a British officer in both movies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:45 PM (Cqx++)

311 I didnt realize we were supposed to be guessing, I just thought we were quoting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 11:37 PM (zZu0s)

Wasn't sure either. Mine were easy but no one tried guessing.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

312 One of my favorite Lyle Lovett songs (written by Townes vanZandt:

https://tinyurl.com/IfINeededYouLyleLovett

*********

Movie lines:

If you weren't all those things, do you think Vic would be out this afternoon getting you a gun permit?

A gun permit? I don't need a gun permit!

You have to have one if you're going to be carrying a gun.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (SRRAx)

313 301 BSM

Gary Oldman was fantastic in a a small, largely forgotten film called "The Firm." If you're a big Oldman fan I think you'd enjoy it-- if you can find it. He made it before he got famous. Be warned, though: it's about soccer hooligans.

(Not to be confused with a big Hollywood cast iron turkey of the same name, about an evil law firm.)

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (RCjYY)

314 I got threes and a gun

Evil Roy Slade.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (O7rK+)

315 It would be unbecoming if I did not supply some of the best quotes from Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, where I used shock collars and veterinary supplies to force Nick Cage to deliver lines like these.

Terence (Cage): Shoot them again!
Deshun: What for?
Terence: Their souls are still dancing!

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (3SVXD)

316 We’re gonna need a shitload of dimes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (O7rK+)

317 I got threes and a gun

Evil Roy Slade.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (O7rK+)

It's Flossie!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (1Ff7Z)

318 We're going to Jersey?

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (ZxPkt)

319 That’s no moon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (O7rK+)

320 Evening, CBD and ONT Horde. Back home at Peon Manor. Cat cuddle interfering with typing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji)

321
Evil Roy Slade.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Don't let him sell you any shoes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++)

322 Well, that's just dumb and stupid.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

323 AOP!

Sweet kitty. Give scratches from me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:50 PM (O7rK+)

324 There's evil in my heart and in my hands, in my eyes—and a lot in my feet, I love kicking

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:51 PM (O7rK+)

325 Gary Oldman was fantastic in a a small, largely forgotten film called "The Firm." If you're a big Oldman fan I think you'd enjoy it-- if you can find it. He made it before he got famous. Be warned, though: it's about soccer hooligans.

(Not to be confused with a big Hollywood cast iron turkey of the same name, about an evil law firm.)

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:46 PM (RCjYY

I saw that one. He was a football hooligan with a family. It had his first wife in it too, if I recall.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 11:51 PM (icdz0)

326 It's not the years honey, it's the mileage.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 11:51 PM (2WIwB)

327
AOP,,

Glad you are home safe and sound.

I enjoyed reading about your awesome trip.

Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 11:52 PM (3ek7K)

328 And what has to be one of the all-time great movie lines:

"I'll have what she's having."

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 11:52 PM (SRRAx)

329 The most obscure movie I've seen was the Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob (1973). It had some funny parts.

Now the islamic peaceful religion would burn the theater down and jihad the entire cast and crew (I saw it on Amazon Prime).

The only B movies I did not see were on a few HS dates to drive in movie wrestling matches.

We saw Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid at a drive in with my no longer best friend and her brother. The only movie I can recall from a drive in because no one was trying to maul me.

I still can't figure out why my first date stuck his tongue in my ear at a drive in when I was trying to eat popcorn and drink my Coke. I wanted to inform the poor boy that I clean my own ears, thanks. If it was magic to turn me on it backfired spectacularly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 11:53 PM (WONhk)

330 Back home at Peon Manor. Cat cuddle interfering with typing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Home again, home again. Good Evening, JF ...

Glad all went well.

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 11:53 PM (3ZUWJ)

331 Sweet kitty. Give scratches from me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:50 PM (O7rK+)

Ear skritches duly given. Alberta is very soggy. Several inches of rain in past 2 days. Drove in rain and fierce headwinds/crosswinds all the way from Helena, MT. Tiring drive. Big pond in my yard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2026 11:53 PM (1z8ji)

332 Gary Oldman is incredible. Most people don't realize it, but there is no Bjork. That's just one of Oldman's many side projects.

Posted by: Gary Oldman's Publicist at June 01, 2026 11:54 PM (yfRPb)

333 >>A Bronx Tale

It seems like a movie now but when the mob ruled the cities around the northeast there were different rules. Hard to say they were worse than what we have now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 11:54 PM (viF8m)

334 When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 11:54 PM (1Ff7Z)

335 323

The other night, the ONT cafe (the one with all the animals in it) had a cat vs. snake thing. Bet on the cat every time!

I also one of those where a fully loaded pack mule was attacked by a cougar, and the mule easily kicked and stomped it to death-- without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (RCjYY)

336 Ear skritches duly given. Alberta is very soggy. Several inches of rain in past 2 days. Drove in rain and fierce headwinds/crosswinds all the way from Helena, MT. Tiring drive. Big pond in my yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Glad you got home safe and sound.

What’s your next project?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (A5RD0)

337 The most obscure movie I've seen was the Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob (1973). It had some funny parts.

Everybody knows they don't have good cheesecake in Paris ...

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Monday . . . at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (3ZUWJ)

338 Glad you are home safe and sound.

I enjoyed reading about your awesome trip.

Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 11:52 PM (3ek7K)

Haven't crunched all the numbers yet, but it looks like we did a little short of 5000 miles in just short of 3 weeks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (1z8ji)

339 The cheaper the hood, the gaudier the patter.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (ZxPkt)

340 That’s no moon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:48 PM (O7rK+)

It's the women from the View!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (qx7Zg)

341
When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

That was on TCM a couple days ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++)

342 Gary Goldman was good in the remake of "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy".

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (SRRAx)

343 Gary Oldman made watching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy a treat.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (2WIwB)

344 85 That french thing was cruel.
Posted by: IS Roth at June 01, 2026 10:03 PM (jOiUM)

Genius by the joke writer, cause he didn't have to come up with what the note said. Reminds me of Ronin where they never said what was in the briefcase that they were killing each other over

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 01, 2026 11:57 PM (3/XaG)

345 Teresa...fist bump!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 11:57 PM (2WIwB)

346 "Oldman", not " Goldman".

Goldman was a stone cold killer.

Oldman just kills it in every movie he is in.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 11:58 PM (SRRAx)

347 What’s your next project?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 11:55 PM (A5RD0)

Try to drain the pond, I guess. Wait for rain to stop, and mow the grass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2026 11:58 PM (1z8ji)

348 Right back atcha, Diogenes! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 12:00 AM (SRRAx)

349 BSM

Did you like "The Firm"?

I thought Oldman gave the best performance I've ever seen from him-- including his Churchill movie.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:00 AM (RCjYY)

350 Frankly my dear,
I don’t give a damn.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0)

351 Love means you never have to say you're sorry.

Gad. I can't believe I remember that. My first chick movie date. Got to second base though.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 12:02 AM (2WIwB)

352 Sid and Nancy.

Neither were great people or especially sympathetic. They seemed like a waste of space. But Oldman was great in that movie.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:02 AM (icdz0)

353 350 Frankly my dear,
I don’t give a damn.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0)
*******************************
Stupid stubborn Scarlett finally came to her senses too late, Rhett.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (WONhk)

354 That was on TCM a couple days ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++)

I did not know that.

JC

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (1Ff7Z)

355 Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (viF8m)

356 TiFW

Good to see you here and in good spirits. I didn't know you were a movie person.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (RCjYY)

357 Well, I am going to call it a night. It has been a tiring drive today. Good to be home. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:03 AM (1z8ji)

358 Frankly my dear,
I don’t give a damn.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0)

JD Vance to that newsbitch?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

359 If you’re going to shoot,
Shoot.
Don’t talk.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:05 AM (igX5u)

360 Here we are, at K'esugi Ken Campground, in Denali State Park. Elon is providing us broadband, in the great white north. The weather is perfect, were are content.

How's it hangin' in your part of .... not our paradise?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:06 AM (T+CvP)

361 352 BSM

Agreed!

I thought I was about the only one who ever saw "Sid and Nancy." I kept asking myself... why are you watching this?

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:06 AM (RCjYY)

362 359 If you’re going to shoot,
Shoot.
Don’t talk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:05 AM (igX5u)

Haven't had to shoot yet, but if we do, it will be bear. DH is loaded for.... bear.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:06 AM (T+CvP)

363 Frankly my dear,
I don’t give a damn.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0)

I heard that line for years...YEARS. I finally, after decades sat and watched that frigging movie JUST to hear that line how it actually was spoken. It was at the end, the frigging end, I mean the very last thing spoken in that ass sucking movie. I wanted to blowtorch the TV.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:07 AM (snZF9)

364 Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:08 AM (1Ff7Z)

365 tcn!

Holy
Shit!

Good for y’all!! I’ve never been to Denali. You won the lottery?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:08 AM (igX5u)

366 It was at the end, the frigging end, I mean the very last thing spoken in that ass sucking movie. I wanted to blowtorch the TV.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:07 AM (snZF9)

Imagine how I felt reading the damned book? The whole time screaming: Scarlett, don't fucking do that!!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (T+CvP)

367 I thought I was about the only one who ever saw "Sid and Nancy." I kept asking myself... why are you watching this?

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:06 AM (RCjYY)

Gary Oldman was mesmerizing in that movie. Hot damn.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (icdz0)

368 "It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (+9wcF)

369 Oh please you all - THIS is the epic Hordian quote for the ages:

Mrs. Thompson: "Is that the foot-long?"
Nick the Dick: "And then some."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (m5dJ5)

370 Holy
Shit!

Good for y’all!! I’ve never been to Denali. You won the lottery?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:08 AM (igX5u)

It is all of 2 hours north of our house. Public campground. Nice view of everything. And the weather is supposed to be perfect for the whole week.

Git yer ass up here, darlin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:10 AM (T+CvP)

371 Just spent three days in the Nebraska Sand Hills. Absolutely gorgeous country. Even had a night of lightening and thunder and torrential rain. Ground was dry by 8 am.

Posted by: free tibet at June 02, 2026 12:11 AM (iNp3L)

372 243

Shower Scene
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Porky's?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 11:19 PM (QVmho)

Nah, was a dialogue quote from one of the characters referenced in the post I was quoting.

But, while we're on the subject, Stripes has a fine example of the phenomenon. "I didn't know they could do that." -

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 02, 2026 12:11 AM (w/O5Q)

373 It was at the end, the frigging end, I mean the very last thing spoken in that ass sucking movie. I wanted to blowtorch the TV.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:07 AM (snZF9)

Imagine how I felt reading the damned book? The whole time screaming: Scarlett, don't fucking do that!!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:09 AM (T+CvP)

Book?? Shit, I would have dug up the writer and pissed in their dead skull. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:11 AM (snZF9)

374 351 Love means you never have to say you're sorry.

Gad. I can't believe I remember that. My first chick movie date. Got to second base though.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 12:02 AM (2WIwB)
*******************************
Well, it was good for something, then! Even back then I thought it insipid. I like Ali McGraw. I did enjoy the Boston? winter and clothes.

No one got to second base with me in HS, but not for lack of trying. So I stayed home a lot. It all worked out for the best as I can go to any HS reunion without concern, being the enigma weirdo I was.

I was told later by older football guys that they thought I was stuck up. No, very myopic from not wearing my glasses in the HS halls or trying hard to get a boyfriend. However, from my diaries a special someone "looked at me today." Gag.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:12 AM (WONhk)

375 363

Too bad you didn't like GWTW.

I thought the scene in the cathouse, where Rhett is trying to disguise the fact that Ashley has been shot, was brilliantly written.

It was a nice touch to have Melanie walk over to Belle (the madam) and thank her for helping to save Ashley, too.

I can't imagine why anyone would NOT like GWTW, unless it was a woke thing.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:13 AM (RCjYY)

376 To Leutnant Willhelm von Klugermann, for bravery of the highest order, in action against the enemies of the German Empire, and for exceptional services to the Fatherland, in that he has destroyed, singlehanded, 20 enemy aircraft, the Order of the Pour le Mérite. By imperial decree, Wilhelm, Emperor.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:14 AM (1Ff7Z)

377 with the two English police, who was senior and in charge?

Posted by: goatweed at June 02, 2026 12:14 AM (jK3NL)

378 "Your dog is awfully shaggy."

"Let me tell you about mein hund..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 12:16 AM (diia5)

379 with the two English police, who was senior and in charge?
Posted by: goatweed at June 02, 2026 12:14 AM (jK3NL)

The pictures showed a foreigner and a woman with a lez haircut. So, could be either.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:16 AM (1Ff7Z)

380 Just spent three days in the Nebraska Sand Hills. Absolutely gorgeous country. Even had a night of lightening and thunder and torrential rain. Ground was dry by 8 am.

Posted by: free tibet at June 02, 2026 12:11 AM (iNp3L)

Is this someplace to camp? A state or national land?

We have a friend in Nebraska we would stay with for passing through. Would not want to stay indefinitely.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:17 AM (icdz0)

381 373 It was at the end, the frigging end, I mean the very last thing spoken in that ass sucking movie. I wanted to blowtorch the TV.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 12:07 AM (snZF9)
*****************************
LOL. My mother said that my father was dating her and took her to that movie in 1952. I guess an intermission and he was ready to go, thinkiing it over.

My husband from Long Island said it was a soap opera and hated every minute.

It was a rite of passage for Southern girls.

I hated Ashley Wilkes and thought he was a douchebag. Altho I didn't know that name til I met the bf/husband in college. It's one of my favorite words now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:18 AM (WONhk)

382 P.S. to 375, about the GWTW cathouse scene:

The yankee officer who was deceived sure was one stupid SOB!

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:18 AM (RCjYY)

383 No one got to second base with me in HS, but not for lack of trying. So I stayed home a lot. It all worked out for the best as I can go to any HS reunion without concern, being the enigma weirdo I was.

I was told later by older football guys that they thought I was stuck up. No, very myopic from not wearing my glasses in the HS halls or trying hard to get a boyfriend. However, from my diaries a special someone "looked at me today." Gag.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:12 AM (WONhk)

That was how it should be. I will never understand selling your virtue cheap. Good on you. Women are worth so much more.😄

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:19 AM (NKJQT)

384 I still can't figure out why my first date stuck his tongue in my ear at a drive in when I was trying to eat popcorn and drink my Coke. I wanted to inform the poor boy that I clean my own ears, thanks. If it was magic to turn me on it backfired spectacularly.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
-----
Everyone is wired differently (viva la differance', or something like that).
I never stuck my tongue in anyone's ear, thank you very much, but I can report spectacular results from gently nibbling on an earlobe.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 02, 2026 12:19 AM (PC+XL)

385 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m)

386 "That is not my dog."

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (RCjYY)

387 tcn, enjoy your getaway, is DW wearing pants?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (0nHVk)

388 Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (+9wcF)

389 I hated Ashley Wilkes and thought he was a douchebag. Altho I didn't know that name til I met the bf/husband in college. It's one of my favorite words now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:18 AM (WONhk)

He was a total zero. Perfect for white bread Melly. Would have been horrible for Scarlett, but that was the point.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (NKJQT)

390 387 tcn, enjoy your getaway, is DW wearing pants?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (0nHVk)

I just asked and he says yes, because it is a little chilly in the evening. I can’t guarantee a thing for tomorrow when it warms up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:23 AM (NKJQT)

391 383 tcn

I was blown away by Katmai NP-- my favorite thing in The Great Land. I had my kids with me.

Bears fishing for salmon. I felt like I'd walked into a National Geographic special.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:23 AM (RCjYY)

392 Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 12:24 AM (+9wcF)

393 Gone with the Wind. I read the book as a kid. It was interesting. I liked it and the movie, but I grew up in the deep South. I will never apologize for that.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:24 AM (icdz0)

394 BSM

I'm NOT from the deep South... but GWTW is just a GREAT movie!

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:26 AM (RCjYY)

395 385 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m)

I'm guessing this is true, Mr Straw. I suspect you've seen a great deal of interesting things.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:27 AM (icdz0)

396 He was a total zero. Perfect for white bread Melly. Would have been horrible for Scarlett, but that was the point.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:21 AM (NKJQT)
**********
I liked Melanie after she rose from the birthin' bed to help bury the dead Yankee bleeding in the foyer of Tara.

That's a true friend who helps bury the dead Yank with you after you try to steal her husband.

Scarlett was a good friend as well to help deliver Melanie's baby as the Yankees burned Atlanta and she gave Prissy a good slap (my favorite part as that is exactly how I feel sometimes with people).

I suppose I should go to bed now as I fell asleep after dinner watching Rocky 5 with my own Yankee.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:27 AM (WONhk)

397 Bears fishing for salmon. I felt like I'd walked into a National Geographic special.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:23 AM (RCjYY

There is a McNeil River bear cam available if you want to watch it again. Rather wonderful, actually.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:28 AM (NKJQT)

398 I will never apologize for that.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:24 AM (icdz0)

*********************

You better not or I will rise up and slap you like Scarlett did Prissy!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:28 AM (WONhk)

399 Mariners win!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (O7rK+)

400 >>I'm guessing this is true, Mr Straw. I suspect you've seen a great deal of interesting things.

I suspect we all have.

Dorothy was right. There is no place like home.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (viF8m)

401 Blinky

GWTW has at least 10 different great scenes! Shooting and then burying the dead yankee sex fiend-- that was one of them.

Everybody in America got vicarious pleasure from that.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (RCjYY)

402 Folks, all morons and moron ettes are always welcome up here. You should know that we can give you a local’s view of Alaska without all the blue hairs’ nonsense and damned tour buses. Just let us know.😀

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:31 AM (NKJQT)

403 385 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m)

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2026 12:31 AM (wvc0i)

404 399 Mariners win!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (O7rK+)

Seven in a row! Is the Big Dumper hitting yet?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:32 AM (NKJQT)

405 403 385 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m)

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2026 12:31 AM (wvc0i)

Has he done the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 12:32 AM (qx7Zg)

406 You better not or I will rise up and slap you like Scarlett did Prissy!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:28 AM (WONhk)

Bless your heart, Christy. You are fun and likeable. I have lost my southern niceness. People people make me tired and aggravated.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:33 AM (icdz0)

407 GWTW has at least 10 different great scenes! Shooting and then burying the dead yankee sex fiend-- that was one of them.

Everybody in America got vicarious pleasure from that.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:30 AM (RCjYY)

Graham Plantner finds that scene very disturbing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:33 AM (QDJ2U)

408 Movie lines:

"No ticket!"

"Don't read from the book!"

"Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!"

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:34 AM (LmPA0)

409 407 Servo

Funny.

I sure hope he doesn't withdraw. He's probably the only one Collins MIGHT beat.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:34 AM (RCjYY)

410 Seven in a row! Is the Big Dumper hitting yet?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Nope. Doing rehab assignments. He jinxxed himself being a douche to his Mariner teammate in the summer series. He was an ass.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:36 AM (O7rK+)

411 Oh, Miss Scarlet, I don' know nothing about birthin' no babies. Oh! Whatever made me tell such a lie!!!

Posted by: I Just Saw it in the Window and Just Couldn't Resist it . . . at June 02, 2026 12:37 AM (3ZUWJ)

412 Most disturbing unspoken dialogue in a movie - Boxing Helena, when Sherilyn Fenn glares at Julian Sands, and you realize what he's done.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (LmPA0)

413 That was how it should be. I will never understand selling your virtue cheap. Good on you. Women are worth so much more.😄
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:19 AM (NKJQT)
***********************************
Agree. I was also weird and didn't see the point as I never loved anyone til age 20yrs in college, and he died before we ever dated (rare cancer, but boy the chemistry was strong). That left me sad and still mostly not dating for a year trying to survive the first year of nursing school.A few dates, one oven explosion, and then I found my crazy bf/husband of my youth.

I knew my self worth. I was a good girl. Emphasis on "was."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (WONhk)

414 vmom 408

I had to look up all 3 of those.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:41 AM (RCjYY)

415 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (viF8m)

416 Boxing Helena, when Sherilyn Fenn glares at Julian Sands, and you realize what he's done.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (LmPA0)

Will look for that one, thanks!

I have a glare that can peel paint.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (WONhk)

417 "No ticket!"

"Don't read from the book!"

"Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!"
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:34 AM (LmPA0)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, top one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (bss/y)

418 Will look for that one, thanks!

I have a glare that can peel paint.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Noooooo!!!

It's a traumatizing movie! Don't watch it!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:43 AM (LmPA0)

419 Nope. Doing rehab assignments. He jinxxed himself being a douche to his Mariner teammate in the summer series. He was an ass.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 12:36 AM (O7rK

Well, it’s right there in his nickname…. 😆

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:43 AM (NKJQT)

420 No one got to second base with me in HS, but not for lack of trying. So I stayed home a lot. It all worked out for the best as I can go to any HS reunion without concern, being the enigma weirdo I was.

I was told later by older football guys that they thought I was stuck up. No, very myopic from not wearing my glasses in the HS halls or trying hard to get a boyfriend. However, from my diaries a special someone "looked at me today." Gag.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:12 AM (WONhk)

I just don’t go to my HS reunions for I do not see the point.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 12:43 AM (T6aVk)

421 I started reading the joke and knew where it was going. Heard a similar joke, told by a family member when I was a kid. It was about a red rubber ball. Joke took about 6-8 minutes to tell.

Talk about murder!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 12:44 AM (uKTuk)

422 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, top one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yup!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:44 AM (LmPA0)

423 415 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (viF8m)

Tim Burton's Batman. The Joker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:44 AM (bss/y)

424 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (viF8m)

Almost a companion of: Confound it! The batteries are dead!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (1Ff7Z)

425 Most disturbing unspoken dialogue in a movie - Boxing Helena, when Sherilyn Fenn glares at Julian Sands, and you realize what he's done.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (LmPA0

That wasn't a David Lynch movie, but his daughter if I recall. It was weird. It was after Twin Peaks which blew my brain. I don't remember details.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (icdz0)

426 I went to my 50th HS reunion. It was interesting. But one was enough.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (RCjYY)

427 I knew my self worth. I was a good girl. Emphasis on "was."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:40 AM (WONhk)

So, how do we convince the current young ladies to believe they are worth more than a cheap tattoo and a blow job?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (NKJQT)

428 Second one, vmom... Evil Dead?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (bss/y)

429 People people make me tired and aggravated.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 12:33 AM (icdz0)

************************
I still fool people into thinking I am nice. They don't know what lies beneath the smile. I can turn on a dime and slash throats (if I had a knife and the energy and it was not too hot).

I mostly stay home and behave vs turned loose in public. I was too tired on our recent trip to get into much trouble or cause alarm.

Rare people have seen this turn of my personality at work and at play in my distant youth. It comes as a surprise to the witnesses as well as the person I heap coals on.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:46 AM (WONhk)

430 428 Second one, vmom... Evil Dead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I had The Mummy in mind, but I bet Evil Dead might have had it too. 🧟‍♂️

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:48 AM (LmPA0)

431 Jeopardy I will take the idiot left for $500 Alex. "What people say when dump leaves the room."

Posted by: raimondo at June 02, 2026 12:49 AM (GOUnG)

432 "Ain't gonna be no rematch."

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 12:49 AM (8XBuM)

433 Yo Adrian I did it!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:49 AM (viF8m)

434 Rare people have seen this turn of my personality at work and at play in my distant youth. It comes as a surprise to the witnesses as well as the person I heap coals on.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:46 AM (WONhk)

DH has learned to watch for the phrase: Not only no but hell no! He just backs away and lets nature take its course. So far I haven’t been arrested but it is probably just a matter of time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:49 AM (NKJQT)

435 Posted by: raimondo at June 02, 2026 12:49 AM (GOUnG)

Do you smell something foul?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:51 AM (NKJQT)

436 I gotta go to sleep, and an appropriate quote seems to be:
“Game over, man! Game over!!!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:52 AM (QDJ2U)

437 Well, I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:53 AM (viF8m)

438 436 I gotta go to sleep, and an appropriate quote seems to be:
“Game over, man! Game over!!!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:52 AM (QDJ2U)

Some real pretty shit now, man!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:53 AM (bss/y)

439 So, how do we convince the current young ladies to believe they are worth more than a cheap tattoo and a blow job?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (NKJQT)

*************************
I plan to leave a letter for my granddaughters (and another to grandson or grandsons). I might be in heaven by the time they arrive at this moment. However, their parents are raising them well and we did the best we could with our sons not to settle for less. To know their worth.

Son #1 had us worried as he dated many, many girls. Including, briefly, one trashy girl in HS who knew I did not like her. It was thankfully very brief and he was wiser in college. Had his heart broken by a witch. Did things we did not approve of, etc. Found a lovely girl 12yrs younger who is incredibly sweet to marry.

Son #2 married his HS sweetheart and they gave us our 3 grands. She's lovely as well. So I have hope for the next generation of our loves.

I think I would mostly say to a girl that they won't feel the same for this guy in later years unless it is a very rare thing and he is not just trying to get into her pants.

I was popular enough in HS without leaving a trail of misery and weirdness.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:53 AM (WONhk)

440 Pro-Palestine streamer and commentator Hassan Piker was banned from visiting the UK by the British Home Office,...Cenk Uyghur, Piker’s uncle ...was also denied entry into the UK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 12:55 AM (M4gnG)

441 63 Seen online...

Three men are on the run after raiding a fancy dress shop that specialises in 80's pop groups.

The owners are hoping that they'll turn themselves into The Police.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 10:16 PM (qx7Zg)

Whenever I am asked if I have a police record, I tell them I cannot lie, I do have a police record.

Synchronicity on vinyl.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 12:56 AM (T6aVk)

442 Ok this is a tricky one that actually applies to TWO movies:

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:58 AM (LmPA0)

443 Florida, the first state to file a lawsuit against OpenAI and its chief executive, Sam Altman,
...
The 83-page suit alleges that OpenAI allowed ChatGPT to aid and abet mass shooters, encourage people to take their own lives, degrade users’ critical thinking skills and addict minors to a tool that feigns human compassion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 12:59 AM (M4gnG)

444 442
The obvious answer is The Labyrinth but the original is actually The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 01:03 AM (LmPA0)

445 415 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 12:42 AM (viF8m)

HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL
HAS TEMPTATION EVER SUMMONED YOU?
EVER PENNED YOUR NAME IN BLOOD
LET POSSESSION SLOWLY SWALLOW YOU?
WHEN YOU STAND UNDER FULL MOON LIGHT
THE ATTRACTION MESMERIZES YOU?
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY IT SEEMS THAT EVIL YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO?

Posted by: Slayer at June 02, 2026 01:03 AM (T6aVk)

446 JackStraw. 😉

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 01:04 AM (8XBuM)

447 I went to my 50th HS reunion. It was interesting. But one was enough.
Posted by: mnw

Moderation in all things

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius Miklosius at June 02, 2026 01:05 AM (z+O9Y)

448 The 83-page suit alleges that OpenAI allowed ChatGPT to aid and abet mass shooters, encourage people to take their own lives, degrade users’ critical thinking skills and addict minors to a tool that feigns human compassion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 12:59 AM (M4gnG)

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that’s clear
I will choose freewill

Posted by: Prof. Neil E. Peart, Canadian poet and percussionist (1952-2020) at June 02, 2026 01:06 AM (T6aVk)

449 So, how do we convince the current young ladies to believe they are worth more than a cheap tattoo and a blow job?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 12:45 AM (NKJQT)

I'd say it isn't just the young ladies. It's the young dudes also. If they find someone they like, will they try to get her?

I never got a tattoo. Quickly tired of random hookups. I didn't date for several years as a young woman. Mr Scary showed up in my life in a way that was real and I understood even as an early 20s dipshit. That was 30+ years ago.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:06 AM (icdz0)

450 “What’s a nice Jewish wrestler like you doing in the 6th dimension?”

Posted by: Slash Buzz at June 02, 2026 01:08 AM (FstDi)

451 >>JackStraw. 😉

Randle P McMurphy is my Northstar. Never give up.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 01:11 AM (viF8m)

452 Whenever I am asked if I have a police record, I tell them I cannot lie, I do have a police record.

Synchronicity on vinyl.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 12:56 AM (T6aVk)

I got Synchronicity on cassette from Santa, Christmas 1983. It blew my mind.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:11 AM (icdz0)

453 “Number 5 disassemble!”

“Fish…salmon…sushi!”

Posted by: Slash Buzz at June 02, 2026 01:16 AM (FstDi)

454 From a NASA scientist found charred in a Tesla crash to an aerospace engineer and family killed in a plane incident, the cases accumulated. Speculation around JPL disappearances and experts tied to "dark project secrets" added layers, highlighting vulnerabilities in fields critical to U.S. superiority.

Despite the mounting cases, President Trump has stated the incidents are not connected. In remarks to reporters he said there is "not much of a connection" and expressed hope they represent coincidence involving "a lot of scientists."

https://tinyurl.com/4mvabrzh
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Be interesting to see numbers. Total involved and percentage of odd deaths correlated to deaths of people in other industries such as military hardware or aircraft. That would give and indication to randomness or not.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:19 AM (M4gnG)

455 I have Synchronicity on vinyl too, hubs and I listened to that a lot.

Miklos, it is certainly good to see you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 01:20 AM (0nHVk)

456 Google is seeking federal approval for a new program called "Debug" that would release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida to combat disease-carrying mosquitoes already found in the wild.
...
Google's Debug is targeting - Aedes aegypti - carries dengue, Zika, yellow fever, and chikungunya. Some mosquitoes carry West Nile virus, malaria, and lymphatic filariasis, killing more humans than any other creature worldwide.

---

Made a post on this the other night, thought it was a given. Fools.
_DDT

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:24 AM (M4gnG)

457 it is certainly good to see you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

To be present and seen but unseen

This is the way, Grasshopper

Posted by: Blind Monk of Shaolin at June 02, 2026 01:26 AM (z+O9Y)

458 Gate back to the car, you smirking slut!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 01:28 AM (/lPRQ)

459 If memory serves, California did something like that with fruit fly's that created a bigger problem than the fly's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:28 AM (M4gnG)

460 'Mother" on Synchronicity was different. Franctic. It was amusing in a way . Not despairing like Pink Floyd's "Mother. That one literally drove me to despair. Both resonate with me. They remind me of youth and having no power to say no.

I care for my Mom but don't live nearby and that is on purpose.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:30 AM (icdz0)

461 The note said, "Come back later -- you're a handsome American, and I want to make love to you. PS: Throw this note away immediately. It's written in disappearing ink that only my husband can read."

Posted by: tbkinla5@yahoo.com at June 02, 2026 01:30 AM (hazdd)

462 Get back in the car, you smirking slut.

Must be a switch here for 'predictive typing' or some crap like that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 01:31 AM (/lPRQ)

463 I suspected as much, but I am very slow on the uptake sometimes, any way, I hope that you are well. I missed you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 01:31 AM (0nHVk)

464 "We're 300 miles from Chicago. We have a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 01:32 AM (UNIfT)

465 "We're 300 miles from Chicago. We have a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 01:32 AM (UNIfT)

We're on a mission from god.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 01:37 AM (snZF9)

466 456 Google is seeking federal approval for a new program called "Debug" that would release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida to combat disease-carrying mosquitoes already found in the wild.
...
Google's Debug is targeting - Aedes aegypti - carries dengue, Zika, yellow fever, and chikungunya. Some mosquitoes carry West Nile virus, malaria, and lymphatic filariasis, killing more humans than any other creature worldwide.

---

Made a post on this the other night, thought it was a given. Fools.
_DDT
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:24 AM (M4gnG)

Easy peasy. No.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 01:39 AM (T6aVk)

467 464 "We're 300 miles from Chicago. We have a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 01:32 AM (UNIfT)

I thought they were only 106 miles from Chicago.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 01:39 AM (T6aVk)

468
I care for my Mom but don't live nearby and that is on purpose.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:30 AM (

My mother is…special.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 01:41 AM (T6aVk)

469 Florida, the first state to file a lawsuit against OpenAI and its chief executive, Sam Altman,
...
The 83-page suit alleges that OpenAI allowed ChatGPT to aid and abet mass shooters, encourage people to take their own lives, degrade users’ critical thinking skills and addict minors to a tool that feigns human compassion.

Posted by: Braenyard
===

Fair enough. If you are a programmer and your program does bad things you are responsible. No matter how much you claim 'computer error'. Heard that shit since '80s and it is still bullshit.

If you make a product and it causes injury it's on you. We can blame lawyers for all the warnings on a ladder, but yes you have to tell people "this is not a step", especially if you make it look just like the step-steps.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 01:41 AM (/lPRQ)

470 Predictive typing is annoying and insidious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:41 AM (M4gnG)

471 oogle is seeking federal approval for a new program called "Debug" that would release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida to combat disease-carrying mosquitoes already found in the wild.
...

But, first we release these 32 million genetically engineered dire wolves into California.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 01:45 AM (/lPRQ)

472 Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:46 AM (D1E+2)

473 I care for my Mom but don't live nearby and that is on purpose.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:30 AM (

My mother is…special.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 01:41 AM (T6aVk)

God Bless. There is a special kind of hurt. The sort you can smile and shrug and say "that's Mom. That's how she is." When you realize she was just unhappy and even if you made A+++
on that test it wouldnt have mattered. You make your peace with it as an adult, but wish it were different.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:51 AM (icdz0)

474 "That's mighty white of you".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 02, 2026 01:52 AM (qivay)

475 Google's Debug is targeting - Aedes aegypti.

Santa Clara and Santa Cruz Counties first. Start in Palo Alto.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 01:53 AM (k/WUn)

476 Tomorrow is election day in California...
-- drum roll

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:54 AM (M4gnG)

477 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
17h
Tomorrow is Election Day in California and Mail-in ballots are being found burned and voting centers vandalized.

This is what election integrity looks like in a Democrat-run city.

This is why we need the SAVE America Act NOW.

Vote in person tomorrow!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:57 AM (M4gnG)

478 476 Tomorrow is election day in California...
-- drum roll

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 01:54 AM (M4gnG)

No, voting has been going on for weeks... it's all mail in ballots...

Which means, there is no security at all... none.

So who will win will be selected, not elected.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 02:02 AM (mP0Kj)

479 God Bless. There is a special kind of hurt. The sort you can smile and shrug and say "that's Mom. That's how she is." When you realize she was just unhappy and even if you made A+++
on that test it wouldnt have mattered. You make your peace with it as an adult, but wish it were different.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 01:51 AM (icdz0)

That obvious?

(As soon as my father reached room temperature a LOT came out that was…unsavory.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 02:04 AM (T6aVk)

480
No, voting has been going on for weeks... it's all mail in ballots...

Which means, there is no security at all... none.

So who will win will be selected, not elected.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 02:02 AM (mP0Kj)

He who votes decides nothing. He who counts the votes decides everything.

Posted by: Josef Vissarionovich Dzugashvili at June 02, 2026 02:05 AM (T6aVk)

481 OK Ladies, burka up.

Iran has just been nominated to preside over the UN Committee for the protection of women's rights, human rights, and the prevention of terrorism.

YES, IRAN. And it was supported by the United Kingdom, Spain, and France.

This is not a joke. It's real.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (M4gnG)

482 Scary, you can still love your mother while knowing that you are/were two very different people. I did get my love of politics from her, she was a true conservative from a die hard liberal family. I think that I maybe did the parenting thing better than she did and I know that my kids will do it better than me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (0nHVk)

483 442 Ok this is a tricky one that actually applies to TWO movies:

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 12:58 AM (LmPA0)

"Hey David, maybe put on some underwear under that leotard?"
"Nah, I'm good mate".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (qivay)

484 If Debug is what it says, it's something we do in the tropics already, with mosquitoes, screwworm flies, etc. Release sterile male bugs, who mate with females to produce dead eggs and no offspring.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (VHUov)

485 "Let's get out of here before one of those things eats Guy!"

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 02:07 AM (SRRAx)

486 That obvious?

(As soon as my father reached room temperature a LOT came out that was…unsavory.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 02:04 AM (T6aVk)

Bless you.

My Dad is still alive. TSWHTF if he dies. Mom has been babied her whole life. I will... not do that.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:09 AM (icdz0)

487 481: I think Iran has bigger problems. Too big to head anything at the UN.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 02:12 AM (T6aVk)

488 Thought of so many lines as I cruised through the comments. Naturally, I can't recall any of them. Some were already quoted, of course, from Frankly my dear to anyone else want to negotiate.

Well... (ponders a little) ...some lame passing thoughts:

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

On Vulcan we have a saying, only Nixon could go to China.

I always chuckle at this mumbled line:
These floors are so clean!

It's buried under a big W.

I'm shocked, shocked to find out there's gambling in this establisment.

Now the ol' cerebrum is starting to percolate, but I'm past my bedtime, so I'll just think of more while trying to fall asleep.

https://youtu.be/k0pqfjCmqCs

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - multipass! cowabunga! two yutes! at June 02, 2026 02:15 AM (kU8xu)

489 OK Ladies, burka up.

Iran has just been nominated to preside over the UN Committee for the protection of women's rights, human rights, and the prevention of terrorism.

YES, IRAN. And it was supported by the United Kingdom, Spain, and France.

This is not a joke. It's real.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (M4gnG)

At this point I think nuclear carpet bombing of the planet and planting United States of Earth flags across the globe is the only thing that will save humanity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 02:16 AM (snZF9)

490 484 If Debug is what it says, it's something we do in the tropics already, with mosquitoes, screwworm flies, etc. Release sterile male bugs, who mate with females to produce dead eggs and no offspring.
Posted by: mikeski
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Google doing it is a bit kinky. There's more to the story.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:16 AM (M4gnG)

491 If Debug is what it says, it's something we do in the tropics already, with mosquitoes, screwworm flies, etc. Release sterile male bugs, who mate with females to produce dead eggs and no offspring.
Posted by: mikeski

Can that be done with democrats?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 02:19 AM (snZF9)

492 Scary, you can still love your mother while knowing that you are/were two very different people. I did get my love of politics from her, she was a true conservative from a die hard liberal family. I think that I maybe did the parenting thing better than she did and I know that my kids will do it better than me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:06 AM (0nHVk)

Debby, I love my Mom, but her behavior when i was a child was hurtful. She only slapped me in the face once, when I wouldn't date a guy she liked (seriously) when I was 15. He was 19 and pressuring me for sex.. She thought he was a great guy. It was fucked up. She would yell. Then cry. I never knew what to expect. I got away as soon as I could and made sure she would never have a grandchild to hurt. That is a sad, fucked up story

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:20 AM (icdz0)

493 More military-age Muslim men continue to arrive in Europe on boats. They celebrate while practicing with swords and knives. 
These are NOT refugees. They are literal soldiers, and this is a full-scale religious war of conquest!
---

Skillz

https://tinyurl.com/bdkvmcut

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:21 AM (M4gnG)

494 The mosquitos will bite ants, which will grow to gigantic size and infest the storm drain tunnels of LA, devouring all in their path.

On the other hand, something bad might happen.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 02:26 AM (UNIfT)

495 Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

https://tinyurl.com/rxfkp58t

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 02:29 AM (uKTuk)

496 Bro, sis, and I talked to 90.5 year old mom today. She's doing ok. Could be better. Could be a lot worse. She said not to spend the money yet - cardiologist said her heart's in great shape.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 02:29 AM (W5mpo)

497 {{{Teresa}}} so happy to read about your visit to the doctor today! I hope that have many more bucket list adventures close to home this summer.

The shrillest voices of feminism will have nothing to say about Iran presiding over that committee, just as the "journalists" bitching at CBS have nothing to say about California enacting the Stop Nick Shirley Act.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:30 AM (0nHVk)

498 {{{Scary}}} I am sorry, that sounds horrible.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:33 AM (0nHVk)

499 So what mosquito borne illness are those weird Indians at giggle trying to eradicate in the US?
Yellow Fever?
Malaria?

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:36 AM (TsnvK)

500 Interestingly, this also works if you substitute "Germany" with "United States":

https://tinyurl.com/ymjf9ex2

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 02:42 AM (uKTuk)

501 Debby, I was fortunate to find Mr Scary. Both of us had Moms who were kind of....crazy. Demanding, or childish, or distant. You never knew. That brought us closer in many ways. We both learned as kids not to depend on Mom.

But we've always made sure our Mom's are okay. We knew that they are mentally not okay. My MiL died young a few years back. It was sad. But sort of a relief. That sounds awful.

We are both responsible and mostly decent adults.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:44 AM (icdz0)

502 That is a sad, fucked up story

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:20 AM (icdz0)

My mother loved babies. She cared for babies, like nobody else. She had five of them. But once we became toddlers, she loathed us. If we could disobey or talk back, she wanted nothing whatsoever to do with us.

She should never have procreated.

My dad swore we had the best mother ever. He lived in fantasy land.

I am not that mother, at all.

Now, I have a grandbaby boy to raise, and he will be the happiest kid that ever lived, so help me God.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:45 AM (8UtkD)

503 So you have the baby now tcn?

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:47 AM (TsnvK)

504 The British used to have a much more hard line policy towards the 3rd world when they raped and murdered British citizens.

https://tinyurl.com/rycauw5e

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:48 AM (M4gnG)

505 38 Glen needs to learn about Google translate.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Tpp9k)

He scans the note from his phone into Google Translate...he's banned by Google Translate...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 02:50 AM (l3cgK)

506 Now, I have a grandbaby boy to raise, and he will be the happiest kid that ever lived, so help me God.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:45 AM (8UtkD)

Is your Grandboy living with you now? May he be blessed, and be a blessing to you

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 02:50 AM (icdz0)

507 503 So you have the baby now tcn?
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:47 AM (TsnvK)

No, but it will happen eventually. The baby mom hasn't had the baby at the condo overnight in over two months. She gives him to her dad and stepmom. My son is angry as hell, kicked her out, and is now working toward finding a way to have him full time, but he can't if he is going to work and making peanuts. So, looks like both the boy and grandboy will be coming to my house to live, and I will be raising the grandboy, which the boy goes to work.

Not the worst scenario, but we need to convince the baby mom that she isn't being the mother, she just wants to think she is. Probably won't be that hard, since she really just wants to party alla time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:52 AM (8UtkD)

508 And he is the world's easiest baby, honestly. I hope I can deal with the lack of sleep, but even that will pass in a year or so, I think.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:54 AM (8UtkD)

509 I say we just pull out of Europe and let them have at it.
It's what they want. It's what they have done throughout history. Let them kill each other off. They aren't worth one American life.
We have wasted entirely too much money on defending them.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:54 AM (TsnvK)

510 504 The British used to have a much more hard line policy towards the 3rd world when they raped and murdered British citizens.

https://tinyurl.com/rycauw5e

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:48 AM (M4gnG)

"Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs." --1840s

"If you don't let our Muzzie gangs rape and enslave your little girls, we'll send you off to jail and confiscate your belongings"--2020s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 02:56 AM (l3cgK)

511 tcn, that little buy is so lucky to have you.

On that happy note I will bid you all sweet dreams.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 02, 2026 02:58 AM (0nHVk)

512 They aren't worth one American life.
We have wasted entirely too much money on defending them.
Posted by: Reforger
---

Trump doesn't want boots on the ground anywhere. But he can use deals to move pieces and contracts around the map.
Trump is forcing major changes at the world's power points.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 03:01 AM (M4gnG)

513 509 I say we just pull out of Europe and let them have at it.
It's what they want. It's what they have done throughout history. Let them kill each other off. They aren't worth one American life.
We have wasted entirely too much money on defending them.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:54 AM (TsnvK)

The day we get about 1000 C-5 SSTs, sure. The day Elon Musk revolutionized power projection through suborbital flight, sure.

As a logistician faced with the realities of power projection, no.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:09 AM (T6aVk)

514 My mother loved babies. She cared for babies, like nobody else. She had five of them. But once we became toddlers, she loathed us. If we could disobey or talk back, she wanted nothing whatsoever to do with us.

She should never have procreated.

My dad swore we had the best mother ever. He lived in fantasy land.

I am not that mother, at all.

Now, I have a grandbaby boy to raise, and he will be the happiest kid that ever lived, so help me God.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 02:45 AM (8UtkD)

I think my mother was the same. As I told my sisters, “Mom loves you so long as you are not a sentient being who is autonomous, self aware, with free will. At that point she is done.”

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:13 AM (T6aVk)

515 493 More military-age Muslim men continue to arrive in Europe on boats. They celebrate while practicing with swords and knives. 
These are NOT refugees. They are literal soldiers, and this is a full-scale religious war of conquest!
---

Skillz

https://tinyurl.com/bdkvmcut
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 02:21 AM (M4gnG)

It’s funny how many people wholeheartedly endorse unlimited immigration, just so long as they are NOT “military aged men”. When “military aged men” get involved, suddenly unlimited immigration is not OK.

(And of course they can’t be evil Muslims, because evil Muslims.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:19 AM (T6aVk)

516 My mother loved babies. She cared for babies, like nobody else. She had five of them. But once we became toddlers, she loathed us. If we could disobey or talk back, she wanted nothing whatsoever to do with us.

She should never have procreated.

My dad swore we had the best mother ever. He lived in fantasy land.

----
Mom could have only me due to infertility issues. She spent most of my childhood depressed and angry because she couldn't have more kids. Dad was the parent I was .closer to, but he allowed her behavior. I love them both, but I live far away. I do help them when they need help

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 02, 2026 03:25 AM (icdz0)

517 Long commute today

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 03:45 AM (Ia/+0)

518 3 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

; )

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:58 AM (6wpGE)

519 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)
-

Weevil see about that!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:00 AM (uKTuk)

520 519 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)
-

Weevil see about that!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:00 AM (uKTuk)

And weevil see what we will SAY about that! IF you can cotton on to what we are saying.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:21 AM (6wpGE)

521 (uKTuk)

ewww

Perhaps this will require a barf bag.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:22 AM (6wpGE)

522 Well, I drop in to see if the tech thread is up and not here again...

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:34 AM (c1D+3)

523 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt

Weevil see about that!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

And weevil see what we will SAY about that! IF you can cotton on to what we are saying.
Posted by: m

Enough with the puns on this thread !!!!

Posted by: I Just Saw it in the Window and Just Couldn't Resist it . . . at June 02, 2026 04:34 AM (3ZUWJ)

524 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:39 AM (6wpGE)

525 523 I'm just bolled over by the top pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt

Weevil see about that!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

And weevil see what we will SAY about that! IF you can cotton on to what we are saying.
Posted by: m

Enough with the puns on this thread !!!!
Posted by: I Just Saw it in the Window and Just Couldn't Resist it . . . at June 02, 2026 04:34 AM (3ZUWJ)

Wut, has somebody been NEEDLING you?

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (6wpGE)

526 Kalshi still has Dem to win at 59%.
Of course it doesn’t say which Dem.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Tpp9k)

The Wide World of Herding Cafe

Eerie skies over Germany
via Unwetterfreaks

King Moose crosses the king's highway.

Deer snacks on cherry blossoms.

This poor dog.

A wombat re-enacts Graham Platner working his "job" and then having a well-earned rest. No wonder this guy's hero and mentor is Bernie Sanders, who was famously evicted from a commune for refusing to do the very light labor assigned to all members. Do you know how lazy you have to be to be expelled by layabout communists for not working?

Summer can't come quick enough.

Neighborhood watch.

My ancestors were wolves.

Baby seal learning to swim.

Hippos on holiday.

Bears are getting ready for Operation Ursus -- are you?!?

Time for bed.

Up next on The Ocho: Competitive Herding.

Herding skills.. 💪 pic.twitter.com/ZizWz3XE32
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 30, 2026

Cat is bucking to steel the sheepdog's job. Cute clip marred by an unneeded f-bomb.

Cat said: �I told you we didn�t need a dog� 😂 pic.twitter.com/rtlYy8meij
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 1, 2026

I said I don't want to be in your TikTok, asshole.

Goose 1 - human 0.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/rY6HVOtyED
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 31, 2026

Balky baby donkey:

Baby donkey learning to cross a bridge.. 😊

🎥 IG: rootdownacresbend pic.twitter.com/5Yk9vBYSnb
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 30, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:23 PM

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1 4h5un45en6iju4

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ)

2
Love the Johnny Cash in the donkey-on-bridge.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:27 PM (n7rxJ)

3
* sniffs cautiously *

* smiles *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (QVJxT)

4 >>>Deer snacks on cherry blossoms.

I like women who are easily impressed.

I suppose I shouldn't admit that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (syz1S)

5 Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:03 PM

1 4h5un45en6iju4
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ)

Hella network latency going on there.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (vTZFs)

6 In cinema news, it appears Clint Eastwood has officially retired.

At 96, he's had a good run.

Probably the best Hollywood has ever seen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (XV/Pl)

7 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:30 PM (QVJxT)

8
Person videos person videoing geese. I wonder if there was another person another layer out videoing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:32 PM (n7rxJ)

9 >>>Neighborhood watch.

The second dog discovered what an innovation that pipe was for butt sniffing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:32 PM (syz1S)

10 Re Herding:

While in Ireland and bumming around with our Priest in the backcountry, we came upon numerous herds of sheep.

He'd stand there and whistle dog herding directions to the sheep and would drive them right, left, towards us, etc. even without a dog present. I honestly didn't think the sheep were that smart.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2026 08:32 PM (m5dJ5)

11 One thing I had drummed into my head during a summer in Kenya. Don't get between hippos and the water. If they decide to go for a dip, they don't go around you.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 01, 2026 08:33 PM (tM5h4)

12 When THAT moose tells you that the park is closed, you damn well better listen.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 08:33 PM (gnNyN)

13
*raises arm*
*snaps fingers*

Waiter!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:34 PM (O0L8i)

14 The only communes that ever worked were religious orders, eg. Benedictines. Everyone works.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:34 PM (qFwJc)

15 "In cinema news, it appears Clint Eastwood has officially retired."

I recently watched "High Plains Drifter."

Shit. Just shit. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:36 PM (qFwJc)

16 Played my first round of golf since last year. If I could putt, I'd score better. Greens are fast in Amish Country.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 01, 2026 08:36 PM (+4f55)

17 Top image, did Damen Merkel just fart?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 08:36 PM (2GVsD)

18
The only communes that ever worked were religious orders, eg. Benedictines. Everyone works.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:34 PM (qFwJc)

__________

And even then they have an abbot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:37 PM (O0L8i)

19 When THAT moose tells you that the park is closed, you damn well better listen.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026

***
"Hey! Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

"Again??"

"Nuthin' up my sleeve --" *riiip* "-- Hey, presto!"

[Scowling rhino head appears from hat]

"Whoo! Don't know my own stren'th!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:37 PM (wzUl9)

20 Love the dog in the second herding video. Looking back like "what the hell!?"

Posted by: Oddbob at June 01, 2026 08:38 PM (vTZFs)

21 The religious orders still had a hierarchy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 08:38 PM (2GVsD)

22 I did enjoy "Pillars of the Earth" and the other one.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:38 PM (qFwJc)

23 Seal didn't swim far.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (Cqx++)

24 I figured the wombat would be jerking it in a portalet, then falling asleep.

You always keep us guessing, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)

25 I recently watched "High Plains Drifter."

Shit. Just shit. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026

***
Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (wzUl9)

26 Cat said: "I told you we didn’t need a dog"
Dog said: "I'm the one who broke them in"

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (syz1S)

27 *raises arm*
*snaps fingers*

Waiter!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:34 PM

* sniffs ostentatiously *

* hisses "The Style Guide recommends "Garçon!", mousieur!"

Posted by: Pierre le Frog at June 01, 2026 08:40 PM (QVJxT)

28 Clint Eastwood, Where Eagles Dare.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 08:40 PM (2GVsD)

29 What about the Kibbutz?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s)

30 One thing I had drummed into my head during a summer in Kenya. Don't get between hippos and the water. If they decide to go for a dip, they don't go around you.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 01, 2026

***
Pro tip: Don't be near them at all. They're territorial and aggressive. More people are killed in Africa every year by hippos than by any other animal -- except maybe the Cape buffalo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (wzUl9)

31 And even then they have an abbot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:37 PM

So does Texas. And our's runs wheels around those others.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (QVJxT)

32 UrsUS? No man, urs YOU!

Posted by: Taking no shit from out of control bears at June 01, 2026 08:42 PM (TbWk/)

33 Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:39 PM (wzUl9)

This. How many woman does he screw not quite willingly? Two? Three?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

34 Some snappy drill from that ursus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (QVJxT)

35 Hmmm.

Outlaw Josie Wales or In the Line of Fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s)

36 yeah, because Clint Eastwood had all this total creative control over high plains drifter, amirite?

he was earning a paycheck. Ennio Morricone probably was paid more.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (VyBeY)

37 Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026
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This. How many woman does he screw not quite willingly? Two? Three?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026

***
I can only remember the first one, early in the film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (wzUl9)

38 he was earning a paycheck. Ennio Morricone probably was paid more.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (VyBeY)

Valid, but it still is a kind of shit movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

39 Some snappy drill from that ursus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:43 PM (QVJxT)
----
Imagine what he could do if he had opposable thumbs...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 08:44 PM (gnNyN)

40 Pro tip: Don't be near them at all. They're territorial and aggressive. More people are killed in Africa every year by hippos than by any other animal -- except maybe the Cape buffalo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Crocodiles and Mosquitoes at June 01, 2026 08:44 PM (QVJxT)

41 This. How many woman does he screw not quite willingly? Two? Three?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

He could have treated them like men and just killed them. Raped ain't nice, but dead is even worse.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:45 PM (syz1S)

42 If he was an Angel of Vengeance or a Demon of retribution, he would have no interest in sexuality.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:45 PM (qFwJc)

43
What about the Kibbutz?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s)

_____________

Very few of the original socialist ones are still around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:45 PM (O0L8i)

44 Outlaw Josey Wales is probably my favorite of his. Dirty Harry a close second.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 01, 2026 08:45 PM (+4f55)

45 uh, okay, never mind, should have looked at the credits first ... he directed it. whoops.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:46 PM (VyBeY)

46 >>>Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression.

that's 100% what it is. He's the ghost of the marshal the town murdered/stood by as he was murdered.

He did the same basic thing in Pale Rider.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (1wjle)

47 No love for Gunnery Sergeant Highway?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (QVJxT)

48 He did the same basic thing in Pale Rider.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (1wjle)

Less rape. More... some odd stuff with the daughter. Better lines, imo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

49 47 No love for Gunnery Sergeant Highway?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (QVJxT)

Very good.

I even like Absolute Power.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

50 >>>Less rape. More... some odd stuff with the daughter

yeah that was a little strange. He didn't do anything with her, though. And she was cute. And I can say that because I thought she was cute at the time I saw it, when she was a older than me.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:48 PM (1wjle)

51 I was never fond of Clint's Every Which Way But Loose films. They seemed kind of underbrained -- which was probably the audience they were aimed at.

On the other hand I liked Bronco Billy with its hopeful message that you can be whatever you want to be. Joe Kidd, written by Elmore Leonard, seems much like a paperback Leonard Western; which is to say, good. And Unforgiven is superb, both for his performance as Munny and for his direction.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:49 PM (wzUl9)

52 There are no ghosts. Only demons that pretend to be ghosts.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 01, 2026 08:49 PM (qFwJc)

53 "But... where will the people in the hotel go?"

"They'll go out."

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:49 PM (1wjle)

54 >>>52 There are no ghosts. Only demons that pretend to be ghosts.

Okay Couple from the Conjuring Universe.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:49 PM (1wjle)

55 I liked High Plains Drifter. Pale Rider was Eastwood's version of 'Shane'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (+4f55)

56 In medical news, I had my CT Scan this morning, then saw the oncology surgeon this afternoon.

Everything looks good/stable - no new tumors, and the ones that are there have pretty much stayed the same or shrunk ever so slightly (so much so that it could just be user interpretation). No metastises seen, so that is good, too.

Apparently I CAN stay on this protocol more than 6 months at a time, so we are going to continue to do fills with the medication, alternating with "placebo" fills every other 2 weeks as before.

I will say that the doctor seemed QUITE pleased with my progress; I am not sure that when he first saw me 20 months ago that he thought that I would still be kickin' it all these months later. I have apparently responded EXTREMELY well to these protocols. Honestly, it's just luck of the draw - many others have been on these same meds and not had good results.

Those prayers are working, folks! We are extremely grateful for each and every one of them.

So good news all around! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (SRRAx)

57 Hello! Happy Monday night!

Posted by: Piper at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (e8mjv)

58
The Stranger character vanishes in the sunset at the end, indicating he was an apparition of vengeance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (w6EFb)

59 And I can say that because I thought she was cute at the time I saw it, when she was a older than me.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:48 PM (1wjle)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:51 PM (zZu0s)

60
And I enjoyed that Geoff Lindsey video about the Transatlantic Accent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)

61 Not his best movie. His Drifter character seems to lack any moral code whatever. There are those who suggest that he's a ghost come back to haunt the West, but I don't get that impression.

that's 100% what it is. He's the ghost of the marshal the town murdered/stood by as he was murdered.

He did the same basic thing in Pale Rider.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026

***
Grit seems to show Drifter every month or so. I guess I should watch it again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:52 PM (wzUl9)

62 56

This is the best news, Teresa! I am thrilled.

Posted by: Piper at June 01, 2026 08:52 PM (e8mjv)

63 Thats wonderful, Teresa.

Remember what ace said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

64 >>>e. Joe Kidd, written by Elmore Leonard, seems much like a paperback Leonard Western; which is to say, good

so disappointing. I got a little excited because the plot of that movie is driven by the New Mexico land controversy, which I had studied a little. but a boring movie.

(The Mexicans had granted nearly all of New Mexico to a few well-connected businessmen called "impressarios." This grant seemed to be illegal under Mexican law, and anyway, US settlers didn't want to honor it anyway. For years and years the question of who actually owned this land, the settlers (many who'd bought it from prior owners) or these Mexican impressarios (and the people they'd sold it to) raged. I think this controversy was a background political question in the Billy the Kidd "Regulator" feuds, too.

Ultimate resolution: The Mexican impressarios owned the land (or the people they'd sold it to) and anyone who'd bought it from anyone else was screwed.)

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:53 PM (1wjle)

65 What about the Kibbutz?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s)

They never ran well, and either morphed into market-driven communities, or failed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 08:53 PM (iERP6)

66 Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:47 PM (QVJxT)

I grew up on Clint's westerns and the Dirty Harry movies but the ones I think I enjoy rewatching the most is Heartbreak Ridge, In the Line of Fire, Space Cowboys and Absolute Power. I was a young adult when i watched those as opposed to the earlier movies I watch as a kid with my Dad. The newer ones just felt more like mine; not sure if I'm saying it well. Loved Pale Rider and Unforgiven as well.

Posted by: Nelly at June 01, 2026 08:54 PM (6+ehB)

67 I like High Plains Drifter. It's supposed to be shocking and contrary to the usual code of the cowboy. It was that era for edgy material.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:54 PM (1wjle)

68 Wow, that's great news!
Thanks for the update, Teresa!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:54 PM (VyBeY)

69 Moose!
Mmmmmm!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 08:54 PM (2WIwB)

70 I suppose I should have mentioned to him that for whatever reason my body has always demonstrated an incredible will to live.

There has been more than one occasion when I should not have survived, but I was always blissfully unaware until long after the fact that I shouldn't have walked out of the hospital.

I know the odds with this beast, but I think that I just want to stick around and keep the Bucket List Party going 😂😂😂 (Paul has clipped my wings a bit on that, but there aren't any blowout trips planned in the foreseeable future - just a couple of local concerts and shows where we won't be flying or staying in hotels)

Can't blow through the kids' inheritance if I'm not here to spend the money, amiright? 🥳🥳🥳

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:55 PM (SRRAx)

71 Space Cowboys was good, if silly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

72 In the Line of Fire is superb.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:55 PM (1wjle)

73 The Taxi Driver of Westerns, if you will.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

74 If a goose bites you, it hurts a little bit. Smack him upside the head and give him the boot.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (D1E+2)

75 Great news, Teresa! Yayyy!

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (1wjle)

76 Teresa!
Great to hear.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (2WIwB)

77
Clint's characters were always more anti-hero than hero.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (w6EFb)

78 63 Thats wonderful, Teresa.

Remember what ace said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

Must have missed that - can you copy it for me?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (SRRAx)

79 Apparently it's a Japanese sheep herding contest and/or demonstration.

I'm surprised the dog can hear the signals with the announcer being so noisy.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (C0Nlv)

80 Google lists Back to the Future Part 2 as a Clint Eastwood film.

Kind of true.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:58 PM (1wjle)

81 So good news all around! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Excellent news! So happy to see this. I enjoy hearing about your bucket list adventures too.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 01, 2026 08:58 PM (0SdQT)

82 One of my favorite lines in any movie ever is uttered 'In the Line of Fire'.

Booth the assassin talks about a poem that JFK supposedly liked called 'A rendezvous with death'

During a phone conversion, Clint East as Frank Horrigan gets very angry with Booth's taunting and yells 'You have a rendezvous with my a**, motherf*cker.'

I habitually quote movies in real life instead of actual conversation and I have never been able to find a good context to use that line, especially in our current age of everything is g*y as f*ck.

Posted by: Nelly at June 01, 2026 08:59 PM (6+ehB)

83 Eastwood's best directing was, Midnight in The Garden of Good and Evil and his best acting was in The Bridges of Madison County.

Overall, he was a giant of both acting and directing, probably the best to combine both of the disciplines.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:59 PM (XV/Pl)

84 That's wonderful news, Teresa! And you didn't need help from Piper's four legged family for the CAT scan, either!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 08:59 PM (qx7Zg)

85 oh Escape from Alcatraz. I watch that every few years.

I saw Roger and Ebert ding it for having a let-down of a third act. They said they weren't sure what the plan was at that point. Which I guess I agree with: I understood most of the plan but not when they got into the walls. I guess there could have been more in the movie showing Eastwood mapping out the escape route and maybe a little more excitement.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:00 PM (1wjle)

86 Ooh, an ace comment just for me!

75 Great news, Teresa! Yayyy!
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 08:56 PM (1wjle)

You DO know that one of the items on my Bucket List is to meet you in person, right?....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 09:00 PM (SRRAx)

87 >>>You DO know that one of the items on my Bucket List is to meet you in person, right?....

one of these days!

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:01 PM (1wjle)

88 Must have missed that - can you copy it for me?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (SRRAx)

Upon the death of a commenter a while back, ace implored us in the strongest possible terms to take better care of ourselves as we are all valued members of this community.

Quote 'Everybody quit fucking dying!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

89 Kelly's Heroes has a great third act.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:02 PM (1wjle)

90 Apparently it's a Japanese sheep herding contest and/or demonstration.

I'm surprised the dog can hear the signals with the announcer being so noisy.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (C0Nlv)

Looked to me like the sheep had done this a few times. They had even memorized their lines, so they didn't need their cue cards any more.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 01, 2026 09:02 PM (cEHXL)

91 City Heat with Burt Reynolds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:03 PM (zZu0s)

92 some Eastwood movies I'd like to see:

The Beguiled/
The Eiger Sanction. I always turn this one off because it seems too silly and Hero-y, like in an unbelievable way.
Hearbreak Ridge.
Thunderball and Lightfoot.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:04 PM (1wjle)

93
In the cool thing we won't be able to see dept, another astronomical event on June 17. The waxing crescent Moon will occult Venus, and it will be in the sky for all the continental US. Unfortunately it will be broad daylight. Only the eastern tip of Brazil will be able to see it much in darker conditions:

t.ly/SYp6V

Lunar occultations of Venus happen somewhere on the globe about a couple times per year. Half of those are in daylight. And it works out that a visible such event will happen at a given location about once in 31 years on average.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb)

94 I'd also like to see Any Which Way But Loose again.

I've also been jonesing to see the Dead Pool again. Almost bought all five Dirty Harry movies last month.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:05 PM (1wjle)

95 You've never seen Heartbreak Ridge?

*music stops*

What kind of smart military blog IS this?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)

96 I've also been jonesing to see the Dead Pool again. Almost bought all five Dirty Harry movies last month.

(Amazon had a deal for like $40 I think)

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:05 PM (1wjle)

97 >>>What kind of smart military blog IS this?!

i have seen very few war movies. I'm trying to correct that.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:06 PM (1wjle)

98
The Big Dummy reunited today with his Ohio dad, who hadn't seen him in a year. It was a very happy occasion for both parties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 09:06 PM (O0L8i)

99 I enjoy hearing about your bucket list adventures too.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 01, 2026 08:58 PM (0SdQT)

We were too tired at the end of each day to post anything from our New York trip! Sorry about that....

Suffice it to say that all 3 of us gals have WONDERFUL memories - I would even like to maybe go back there and spend more time in the Metropolitan Museum. We also had to ditch a couple of planned items, as we just ran out of time!

But there are other adventures that Paul wants to be a part of - the grandsons will be out of daycare/preschool for a week in August, so I am hoping that we can escape the Texas heat and see some sights then.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 09:06 PM (SRRAx)

100 Hearbreak Ridge.
Thunderball and Lightfoot.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:04 PM (1wjle)

Heartbreak Ridge is a mixed bag, in my opinion. Eastwood was Eastwood, and the majority of the cast was good. It was the official movie of the Marines in Grenada. But...Mario van Peebles. Holy shit he sucks.

Small wonder he faded into Bolivian.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 09:08 PM (0aYVJ)

101 Is Grenada considered a war?

Although I guess Heartbreak Ridge could be considered a post war, war movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)

102 Holy shit he sucks.

Small wonder he faded into Bolivian.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 01, 2026 09:08 PM (0aYVJ)

Heh. I think he is supposed to be the standin for the audience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s)

103 i just tried to watch this war movie because I was interested in the unit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Brigade_(film)

but it's this nonsense version of it, clearly just using the name of the Devil's Brigade to make a knock-off of the Dirty Dozen.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:11 PM (1wjle)

104 4 >>>Deer snacks on cherry blossoms.

I like women who are easily impressed.

I suppose I shouldn't admit that.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2026 08:29 PM (syz1S)

Never admit if you're looking for a woman with poor judgement

I mean, a lot of guys, that's what it would take

But you shouldn't say it out loud

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 09:11 PM (Sy6m/)

105 What, no one has mentioned Two Mules for Sister Sarah?

Paint your wagon? (Lee Marvin singing. Will, speaking. Rex Harrison singing.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

106 We be all thinks Presdent Obama wood be good in a movie.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 01, 2026 09:13 PM (bla6R)

107 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 08:50 PM (SRRAx)

Okay. That's good news. I've only been passing through today.

It seemed like it was turning in 'Murderous Rage Monday" with each story. So I'm taking this good news, that's my last memory of the Horde tonight.

Everyone have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 01, 2026 09:13 PM (Sco7b)

108 Downfall is war movie..."Bringen Sie mir Fegelein !!!!!"

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)

109
Clint's characters were always more anti-hero than hero.
Posted by: publius

What about Rowdy Yates?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 09:17 PM (Cqx++)

110 My favorite Eastwood western is Unforgiven.

He has some other really good ones, but that will always be his best to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:17 PM (6ydKt)

111 >>>My favorite Eastwood western is Unforgiven.

I don't like that one. As Peter Griffin said, It insists upon itself.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:20 PM (1wjle)

112 The Beguiled is one strange flick.

Not even sure what genre it classifies as.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:20 PM (6ydKt)

113 Unforgiven, imo, is a mixed bag. The last 5 mins MAKE the entire movie, and make it a great one. But I still remember thinking 'this is kind of boring' a couple times for the first 2 hours.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

114 >>>but it's this nonsense version of it, clearly just using the name of the Devil's Brigade to make a knock-off of the Dirty Dozen.

Posted by: ace

>The book is better.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:23 PM (D1E+2)

115 The death of Spock in the "The Wrath of Khan" is an almost exact copy of the death of the blind poet Rhysling in Heinlein's "The Green Hills of Earth".

Tommy Lee Jones death at the end of "Space Cowboys" is an almost exact copy of the death of an old sick man - D. D. Harriman - in Heinlein's "The Man Who Sold the Moon".

I called my fellow Heinlein fan brother-in-law and asked if he had seen "Wrath of Khan". He yelled back "They stole it! Green Hills of Earth!"

He called me years later, and asked if I had seen "Space Cowboys" yet.

I yelled back "D. D. Harriman! They stole the ending!"

Posted by: retropox at June 01, 2026 09:24 PM (3E1PV)

116 >>Never admit if you're looking for a woman with poor judgement

My entire life has been built around women with poor judgement.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 09:24 PM (viF8m)

117 Some great writing, acting, cinematography and directing in Unforgiven.

It’s a dark flick and hard to like in spots but deserved the Oscar.

Also one of my favorite Hackman roles as Little Bill.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:25 PM (6ydKt)

118 >>>>The book is better.

Yeah I should get that.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:25 PM (1wjle)

119 My entire life has been built around women with poor judgement.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 09:24 PM (viF8m)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:28 PM (zZu0s)

120 But I still remember thinking 'this is kind of boring' a couple times for the first 2 hours.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

Richard Harris being in it just so Little Bill can beat the hell out of him was a needless detour, for one.

But yes, it’s slow right up until Ned’s unfortunate demise.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:28 PM (6ydKt)

121
In re: English stabbing death --

So now Alex DeBarge's two droogs, Dim and Georgie, are at last on staff in law enforcement in England?

It only took 55 years for "A Clockwork Orange" to hitch a ride and take its place in England's future. You're kind of an underachiever, boy-o!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:29 PM (ixS3i)

122 A aged, terminally ill, cancer-ridden gunman takes a naive kid under his wing, and later saves him by sacrificing himself in a gunfight.

The Shootist?

No, Eastwoods remake - "Gran Torino".

Posted by: retropox at June 01, 2026 09:29 PM (3E1PV)

123 Eastwood has 8 kids by 6 different women. If he wasn't a movie star he could have been a NBA player.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:30 PM (WNOcj)

124
The Beguiled is one strange flick.

Not even sure what genre it classifies as.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

Southern Gothic Horror

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:30 PM (ixS3i)

125 The Shootist?

No, Eastwoods remake - "Gran Torino".
Posted by: retropox at June 01, 2026 09:29 PM (3E1PV)

Interesting.
They are pretty similar, other than Wayne had no family to contend with in The Shootist.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:31 PM (6ydKt)

126 Downfall is war movie..."Bringen Sie mir Fegelein !!!!!"
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)
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The film that launched a thousand memes...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:31 PM (gnNyN)

127 I always thought the kid in Unforgiven looked exactly like the kid in Outlaw Josey Wales.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (WNOcj)

128 Oh, God. I just remembered:

Firefox (cool plane)
Tightrope (that is fucked up movie, I have no idea what to make of it)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (zZu0s)

129
The Beguiled is one strange flick.
Not even sure what genre it classifies as.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Mind Phuck. It belongs in the Mind Phuck genre. The girls were worse than he was.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (QVmho)

130 Southern Gothic Horror
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:30 PM (ixS3i)

That does describe it.

I believe that one was based on a novel, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (6ydKt)

131 I've also been jonesing to see the Dead Pool again. Almost bought all five Dirty Harry movies last month.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:05 PM (1wjle)

The two Harper movies are really quite good - I wish Newman would have done a few more.

James Garner in Marlowe (1969) seems to be mostly forgotten, but I think it's a good movie - and it has Rita Moreno perform one of the best strip club nudie dance scenes ever put to film. Even my wife, when we were watching it, had to say "wow, she's good!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 09:32 PM (edUvp)

132
What about Rowdy Yates?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

There he was more the bad boy and definitely not an anti-hero.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:33 PM (ixS3i)

133 Ill have to look up Marlowe. James Garner was great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:34 PM (zZu0s)

134 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest cat of them all) came into my office, reached up, and tapped me on the shoulder to let me know she's here.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (gnNyN)

135 >>>James Garner in Marlowe (1969) seems to be mostly forgotten, but I think it's a good movie - and it has Rita Moreno perform one of the best strip club nudie dance scenes ever put to film. Even my wife, when we were watching it, had to say "wow, she's good!"

that's the one with either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Lee.

And there's another classic detective movie with the other one of those two.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (1wjle)

136
"Space Cowboys" sucked balls. It marked the point for me where Donald Sutherland crossed over the line of insufferable and staked his claim to a goodly part of that territory.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (ixS3i)

137 I always wanted the infinity ammo MP 40 Eastwood used in Where Eagles Dare.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (WNOcj)

138 yeah bruce lee is in that.

Arnold is in The Long Goodbye, also with a laid-back Marlowe.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:36 PM (1wjle)

139 The Shootist?

No, Eastwoods remake - "Gran Torino".
Posted by: retropox at June 01, 2026 09:29 PM (3E1PV)

I saw Gran Torino as a story about what happened to Dirty Harry when he was old and retired, and he had no family, and nobody cares about him and he doesn't care about anybody.

I think Eastwood lets the character find redemption on his own terms.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 09:36 PM (edUvp)

140 Yeah, I loved Friefox when I was a kid,
Loved planes and helicopters so I was also into Blue Thunder and Airwolf.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:36 PM (6ydKt)

141 I always wanted the infinity ammo MP 40 Eastwood used in Where Eagles Dare.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:35 PM (WNOcj)
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He must have used a cheat code from Wolfenstein 3D...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:37 PM (gnNyN)

142 Casablanca...is a war movie. "Play it , Sam."

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 09:38 PM (GD0B3)

143 what happened to Dirty Harry's wife?

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:38 PM (1wjle)

144 Airwolf! Whatever happened to what's his name?

Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2026 09:38 PM (Q+gd/)

145 Everyone was a Vietnam vet in that era. Roy Schedier in Blue Thunder and Eastwood in Firefox. All slowly losing it/lost it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:38 PM (zZu0s)

146
that's the one with either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Lee.

And there's another classic detective movie with the other one of those two.

Posted by: ace

You surely are not referring to "Red Heat"? Otherwise, it's "Kindergarden Cop" for you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (ixS3i)

147 Jan Michael-Vincent was in Airwolf.

Haven't seen him in anything since the 90s.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt)

148 Per the internet, she was killed by a drunk driver (he tells someone in the first movie.) I did not catch that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

149 Space Cowboys" sucked balls. It marked the point for me where Donald Sutherland crossed over the line of insufferable and staked his claim to a goodly part of that territory.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:35 P

WTF? Space Cowboys was awesome.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:40 PM (WNOcj)

150
Airwolf! Whatever happened to what's his name?

Posted by: davidt

Jan Michael Vincent? Dunno.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:40 PM (ixS3i)

151 Jan Michael-Vincent was in Airwolf.

Haven't seen him in anything since the 90s.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt)

He died a broken man.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:40 PM (WNOcj)

152 Haven't seen him in anything since the 90s.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt

I don't think he WAS in anything in particular. Iirc, he went a bit crazy pants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)

153
My favorite Eastwood western is Unforgiven.

He has some other really good ones, but that will always be his best to me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

=============

Incredible movie. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. No, this is not sarc!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (n7rxJ)

154 Jan Michael-Vincent was in Airwolf.

Haven't seen him in anything since the 90s.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt)
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So was Ernest "Mermaid Man" Borgnine...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (gnNyN)

155 The Beguiled? I've heard it described as Grand Guignol.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (/HDaX)

156 Unless he was in The Expendables somewhere?

I can’t remember.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (6ydKt)

157 Oh, btw, in case there are other Buffy The Vampire fans. Nicholas Brendan (Xander( died recently. Drugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s)

158 >> What about Rowdy Yates?

That was a hero, indeed. That was basically Clint's breakthrough that got him noticed to go on to the big screen Western characters.

A hero type doesn't need to be a goody-two shoes Dudley Do-Right, he can do the drinkin' and carousin' and all that bad boy stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (w6EFb)

159 >>>Eastwood has 8 kids by 6 different women. If he wasn't a movie star he could have been a NBA player.

Posted by: polynikes

>What's the tally for Musk? He's racking the up like an MVP champ.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (D1E+2)

160
Ill have to look up Marlowe. James Garner was great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Ever see "36 Hours"?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0057809

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 09:43 PM (Cqx++)

161
Off topic, but the oldest of the grifter sons from "Alaskan Bush People" is no more. Suspected suicide.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:44 PM (ixS3i)

162 >What's the tally for Musk? He's racking the up like an MVP champ.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (D1E+2)

He's got 12 but only 3 baby mommas.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:44 PM (WNOcj)

163 He's got 12 but only 3 baby mommas.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:44 PM (WNOcj)

Iirc, his latest mistake went on a stream with Hasan and trashed him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

164 Joe Kidd is my favorite Eastwood western.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:46 PM (WNOcj)

165 >What's the tally for Musk? He's racking the up like an MVP champ.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (D1E+2)

He's got 12 but only 3 baby mommas.
Posted by: polynikes

Got a ways to go to start a proper Martian Colony.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 09:47 PM (/lPRQ)

166 Ever see "36 Hours"?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0057809
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 09:43 PM (Cqx++)

Mmmm. Eva Marie Saint. Ill have to look for that one too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:47 PM (zZu0s)

167 Oh, btw, in case there are other Buffy The Vampire fans. Nicholas Brendan (Xander( died recently. Drugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s)

The hot brunette just posted a photo of her in a two piece. Still hot.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:48 PM (WNOcj)

168 So was Ernest "Mermaid Man" Borgnine...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 09:41 PM (gnNyN)

Who was in RED with Bruce Willis. Thats a fun movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

169 The hot brunette just posted a photo of her in a two piece. Still hot.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:48 PM (WNOcj)

Charisma Carpenter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

170 Who was in RED with Bruce Willis. Thats a fun movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

RED 2 was surprisingly good also.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:50 PM (WNOcj)

171 Nicholas Brendan had an infectious smile and should have gone so much farther than he did, a sad ending. I looked up the article and cause was listed as "cardiac issues" (he died in his sleep, apparently) but it's no secret that amphetamines and any other number of drugs wear out the heart muscle after years of abuse. He was 54.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 09:50 PM (edUvp)

172 Jan Michael-Vincent was in Airwolf.

Haven't seen him in anything since the 90s.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 09:39 PM (6ydKt)

Well, he's kinda been dead for awhile, so....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 09:50 PM (snZF9)

173 Jan-Michael Vincent got into a nasty car wreck in 1996 that wrecked his voice and did his career no favors. Booze and pills did the rest. He lost part of his lower right leg to complications of peripheral artery disease and an infection in 2012 and died 2019, aged 73.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (/HDaX)

174 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:49 PM (zZ

Yeah that's her.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (WNOcj)

175 159 >>>Eastwood has 8 kids by 6 different women. If he wasn't a movie star he could have been a NBA player.

Posted by: polynikes

>What's the tally for Musk? He's racking the up like an MVP champ.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 09:42 PM (D1E+2)

Saw an interview umpteen years ago with a long time nfl DB who had about a dozen kids by eight or nine women. Talking head thought he would be funny and asked the guy to name the kids. Mr DB couldn't come close. They segued quickly, but it wasn't funny, just honestly sad.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (w/O5Q)

176 Yeah that's her.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (WNOcj)

She has not been in much since Buffy/Angel either, I don't think. She had a bit part in Veronica Mars, but that is all I can think of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:53 PM (zZu0s)

177 Who was in RED with Bruce Willis. Thats a fun movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

RED 2 was surprisingly good also.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:50 PM (WNOcj)

Wanna get pancakes? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 09:53 PM (snZF9)

178 Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 09:51 PM (w/O5Q)

My understanding is Musk is very involved or as much as the richest man in the world can be.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:53 PM (WNOcj)

179 Oh, Spider Noir is still good. Four or five episodes in (after the first resolution.) The black and white is very well done. It was meant to be seen in black and white.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:55 PM (zZu0s)

180 Wanna get pancakes? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 09:53 PM (snZ

They all were good but Malkovich made the movies. Well they wouldn't have been as good imo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:56 PM (WNOcj)

181 Scott Eastwood is in a WWII movie "Lucky Strike." Due out later in the year.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 09:56 PM (jehhT)

182 They all were good but Malkovich made the movies. Well they wouldn't have been as good imo.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:56 PM (WNOcj)

Imo, a better version of the expendables movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 09:57 PM (zZu0s)

183
I really enjoy watching dogs herd sheep. The sheep are like, "WUT?", and then they start out for home.

The Sean the Sheepman videos are great.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 09:57 PM (ixS3i)

184 Scott Eastwood is in a WWII movie "Lucky Strike." Due out later in the year.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 09:56 PM (jehhT)

The only kid that looks like him. All the rest look like their mother.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 09:57 PM (WNOcj)

185 >>>179 Oh, Spider Noir is still good. Four or five episodes in (after the first resolution.) The black and white is very well done. It was meant to be seen in black and white.

Yes I'm going to review it. I loved the first four episodes, which do a great job of recreating a genuine hard-boiled mystery noir. The later eps turn more to sci-fi superhero stuff and while it's still good, I wish it had just stayed noir.

Unfortunately I, and many many others, cannot watch in Black and White. The choice does not appear on our screens. I guess I can try watching on another tv where the choice does appear, but that one's smaller and not as good.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:58 PM (1wjle)

186 Nood, slightly early ONT

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 09:59 PM (Sy6m/)

187 Unfortunately I, and many many others, cannot watch in Black and White. The choice does not appear on our screens. I guess I can try watching on another tv where the choice does appear, but that one's smaller and not as good.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 09:58 PM (1wjle)

Huh. Thats weird. On my ps4 through the Amazon app, it offers you the choice when you first start watching that day and you can change it in the menus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

188 >>>Huh. Thats weird. On my ps4 through the Amazon app, it offers you the choice when you first start watching that day and you can change it in the menus.

hm, I'll try hooking my ps4 up.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 10:19 PM (1wjle)

Video Released of Cops Chatting Amiably with Sikh Murderer as the Victim Henry Nowak Bleeds to Death on the Ground

One cop asks the killer, "Anyone injured besides 'im?" with disdain. Meaning, they knew damn well he was stabbed, and didn't care if he died or not.

Because he was a Racist. The nice Sikh person who stabbed him to death said so, and we must never, ever question the word of a brown person.

Suella Braverman is formerly a "Conservative" Member of Parliament who defected to Reform. (Maybe one day she'll defect again to Restore.)

Suella Braverman
@SuellaBraverman
1h
This body cam footage is extremely shocking.
You can hear Henry Nowak's pleas about being unable to breathe.
And you can hear how the police dismissed them and failed to take action to try to save his life.
This is not just about knife crime. This is about police failure, poor police training and anti- white racism.
Who is going to be held accountable for this scandal?

Reform UK's shadow councillor:

Robert Jenrick
@RobertJenrick
1h
WARNING: Incredibly distressing footage.
The bodycam footage has finally been released of Henry Nowak's last moments.

He was the victim, but treated like a criminal.
"I can't breathe" he says, over and over again.
Instead of helping him the police arrest him on false charges of racism.
Harrowing.
It's hard to escape the conclusion he was treated differently because he was white.

Listen to him scream in pain as they cuff him. Who cares what pain a Racist experiences after a justifiable stabbing by a minority properly punishing him for his Racism?

These cops are all still on the payroll. No offer of compensation has been made to Nowak's family for the murder they were co-conspirators in.

Caution on the videos below: You will see agents of the state callously, almost gleefully, killing a man.

And not a single American media outlet is covering it.

This body cam footage is extremely shocking.

You can hear Henry Nowak�s pleas about being unable to breathe.

And you can hear how the police dismissed them and failed to take action to try to save his life.

This is not just about knife crime. This is about police failure, poor�
— Suella Braverman (@SuellaBraverman) June 1, 2026

A female cop says of the dying man: "He's not even reacting." Yes, because you murdered him. He's dead now. He's not yours to torment any longer.

Conversation
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Police just released the bodycam footage in the killing of 18-year-old white male Henry Nowak and it CONFIRMS the police LAUGHED HIM OFF when he said he got stabbed
Straight-up says: "I've been stabbed."
COP: "Whereabouts? Don't think you have, mate!"
NOWAK: "*Groaning* I CAN'T BREATHE."
COP: "Put your hand in the cuff."
Nowak says he can't breathe again.
Then again while they just stand there.
"We have to check [if he was stabbed], don't we?"
THESE COPS ARE COMPLICIT IN THE MURDER!!
THERE SHOULD BE WORLDWIDE OUTRAGE.

I'm not kidding -- the cops murdered him. And not just by slow-rolling his medical care. By putting him in a position where it was mechanically impossible for his lungs -- which were filling with blood -- to breathe, they murdered him.

Weird how when a white man says "I cannot breathe" he's completely ignored.

Even when there's a good reason for the inability to breathe -- six stab wounds plus being cuffed into a position that would make breathing even harder.

Henry's father:

Good to see Henry Nowak�s father coming out swinging. No forgiveness. No don�t look back in anger. Hunt the guilty down like a dog, Mr Nowak. pic.twitter.com/smIkIMXYBc
— Dr Helen Ingram (@drhingram) June 1, 2026

After George Floyd the Hampshire Police created the �Race Action Plan�.

Designed by Alison Heydari and implemented by Olivia Pinkney.

Fight racism and inclusion training.

When officers arrived Henry Nowak was the bad guy and they cuffed him.

He bled out.

Release the footage! pic.twitter.com/Va3lVnnTiX
— C3 (@C_3C_3) May 31, 2026

Fuck you to hell:

This an awful, shocking case.

Henry�s loved ones have gone through the trauma of a long trial and endured Henry's killer making up appalling claims about their son who was thoughtful, kind and deeply loved.

It is right that the IOPC is investigating the police�s response to� https://t.co/h7JAXXPMEQ
— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) June 1, 2026

This was the first time Keir Starmer ever mentioned the name Henry Nowak.

Nowak was murdered last December.

Katie Miller
@KatieMiller
5m
Keir Starmer spoke out publicly about George Floyd at least 7 times.
He has mentioned Henry Nowak;s name only once.
Why is the standard different for a crime against a White man?

Here's Starmer grieving for George Floyd.

Who didn't even die in the British Isles.

Update: A former senior police officer in the UK makes excuses, claiming he's being "objective" while the rest of us are acting "emotionally."

The interviewer points out the first thing they victim said is "I've been stabbed" and that the position he's in won't allow him to breathe.

But the cops' -- and the governments' -- lie is that they didn't know he was stabbed because the Sikh Digwa lied to them.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:00 PM

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1 Disgusting. This is what Old Blighty has sunk to.

Oh, and where's that Blade guy?

Posted by: Brewingfrog at June 01, 2026 07:07 PM (iaj2d)

2 Back the... lifetime pension.

Meh.

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (XuXeR)

3 Just nuke England from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (d+62M)

4 And we thought Nazis were bad.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (dtajH)

5 I hope every Brit sees the tape. This happened months ago.

I hope it starts the fire but it won't Britain is already lost.

This is more a dying gasp. Literally.

Posted by: Yasir Arafat at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (RIvkX)

6 /three nos sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:10 PM (RIvkX)

7 I'm not kidding -- the cops murdered him.
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They deserve a seat on the helicopters, too.

Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2026 07:10 PM (vSvIl)

8 That killer will kill again in the gaol.
He's got one purpose in life and that is the knife you.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (d+62M)

9 God Save The Queer

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (TezPK)

10 It's alright, mate. Only a dead white kid. No one was hurt other than 'im.

Vile. Poor kid.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 07:12 PM (icdz0)

11 Keir Starmer
@Keir_Starmer
This an awful, shocking case.

Henry’s loved ones have gone through the trauma of a long trial and endured Henry's killer making up appalling claims about their son who was thoughtful, kind and deeply loved.

It is right that the IOPC is investigating the police’s response to his senseless murder. And we must end the cycle of tragedy by tackling the horror of knife crime. ...

====
Yet again blaming the victim. The Islamists play the same word games.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

12 NOWAK: "*Groaning* I CAN'T BREATHE."

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COP: "You're not fooling anybody."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:14 PM (ndZc7)

13 I wonder, what is the standard of care for injured detainees?

I mean white detainees.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

14 Listen to him scream in pain as they cuff him. Who cares what pain a Racist experiences after a justifiable stabbing by a minority properly punishing him for his Racism?

Depending on where he was stabbed, and I still don't know exactly where, cuffing him with his hands behind his back could make him bleed out more, and no doubt inhibited his breathing.

At one point a cop says "I think he's going to be sick" as if his problem was that he was drunk, not stabbed.

An all round fuck-up by the bobbies on this one.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (6ydKt)

15 Britain is a cautionary tale for those that would consider surrendering their right to self-defense here in the former colonies.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (TezPK)

16 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (m5dJ5)

17 The main cop complained that he was "misled" by the murderer.

What? Murderers do that?!

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (Fi81e)

18 The murderer's family also conspired with him to obstruct justice and destroy evidence.

They bear guilt as well as the London Met.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (RIvkX)

19 I'll inherit a cottage in England. I think I'll just burn it down and forget about it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (TsnvK)

20 Open Season on, nah not gonna say it. Nobody in authority is gonna do shit about it. A huge seemingly ignored problem.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 07:16 PM (Gqar8)

21 In this instance, yeet the jeet is justified.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

22 'll inherit a cottage in England. I think I'll just burn it down and forget about it.
Posted by: Reforger

England or the cottage?

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 07:17 PM (TezPK)

23 The main cop complained that he was "misled" by the murderer.

I just watched an episode of Top Cat. This is literal cartoon constabulary here.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 01, 2026 07:17 PM (kYmoU)

24 This is not just about knife crime. This is about police failure,
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"Collapse" is a better word.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:17 PM (Fi81e)

25 If he was just gang-raped the cops would have dragged him into an alley had their turn.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:17 PM (/lPRQ)

26 Here's Starmer grieving for George Floyd.

Who didn't even die in the British Isles.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:00 PM

There are pictures of him and a few other Labour grandees kneeling like Pelosi & Crew at the time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (6ydKt)

27 London is rolling out the street version of the "Liverpool Path" of nationalized healthcare.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (Fi81e)

28 No need to look and point at England. This happens right here in America.

Visit your local PD or Sheriff and see what they hang on the walls behind their front doors.

The police are not your friends.

Posted by: DEI and Federal Money at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (z20w/)

29 #I cant Breathe. I think it's fair we take that away from that waste of oxygen floyd. This is a a TRUE "I cant breathe" moment. Also actually legitimately criminally negligent "police" officers. They should do time.

Posted by: saar at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (lexfv)

30 tackling the horror of knife crime. ..."

Yawn....

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:18 PM (XuXeR)

31 Listen to him scream in pain as they cuff him. Who cares what pain a Racist experiences after a justifiable stabbing by a minority properly punishing him for his Racism?
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This is weaponized sympathy in a nutshell.

Pareto scoring doesn't work with people who aren't willing to be sympathetic to actual harm because reasons.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:20 PM (Fi81e)

32
I think he was stabbed in the back several times.

Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 07:20 PM (3ek7K)

33 He racistly screamed in racist pain.

So, it's okay.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:20 PM (Fi81e)

34 I hope every Brit sees the tape. This happened months ago.
I hope it starts the fire but it won't Britain is already lost.
This is more a dying gasp. Literally.
Posted by: Yasir Arafat

Pol Pot could fix them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)

35 If he was just gang-raped the cops would have dragged him into an alley had their turn.

I believe Mark Steyn has stories like this from the girls raped in England.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 01, 2026 07:21 PM (kYmoU)

36 Incredibly sad for this young man and his family.

We will never visit the UK again. I've known this for awhile, but this seals it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 07:21 PM (WONhk)

37 My kid and his wife whom live in London:

But, you can visit Big Ben!
(Overrun by rude, violent furriners)
But, you can visit Kensington Gardens!
(Overrun by rude, violent furriners)
But, you can visit the riverfront!
(Overrun by rude, violent furriners)
But, you can visit Albert Hall!
(Overrun by rude, violent furriners)

But other than that, it's fantastic.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2026 07:21 PM (m5dJ5)

38 "I don't think so, mate".
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Fixed the statement.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:22 PM (Fi81e)

39 "Disrespectin'" can get you dead. This is not new. What may be new is the definition of disrespect for certain subsets of the population.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Gqar8)

40 Trump should offer refugee or asylum status to any white British citizen.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Vh9CX)

41 I'm shocked the UK government released this video.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (icdz0)

42 17 The main cop complained that he was "misled" by the murderer.

What? Murderers do that?!
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (Fi81e)

Well, he shouldn't be a cop then, if he's so easily 'misled'. And whoever hired him should be fired too, for being so easily 'misled' as to his subordinate's capability to do the job. And so on up the line. They're all gullible fools, either to aliens or to each other, and they should all be sacked without pension.

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Sy6m/)

43 No need to look and point at England. This happens right here in America.

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Karmelo Anthony's murder trial is set to begin on June 1, 2026, following his indictment for the alleged killing of Austin Metcalf during a high school track meet.

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Remember, it's an alleged killing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (ndZc7)

44 I'm wondering how Nowak was up under the car against the house when they found him.

Did he run up and crawl under there after the Sikh stabbed him?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:24 PM (6ydKt)

45 I grew up in Central Valley Calif, right next to a Strategic Air Command Base. Small town, and VERY mixed Race.

Mid to Late 70's, we were the absolute least Racist people I've ever seen... and yes, I've traveled the world and seen how Racist and Classist other countries are.

No one cared about Race... NO ONE.

Now, however, I am being attacked for my Race... and I am being forced to choose.

And this will not end well. The Euro / American White Male built the modern world... and has proven time and again to be both the most productive, AND most Destructive Minority in history.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2026 07:24 PM (mP0Kj)

46 At least the Sikh killer wasn't carrying a gun!

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:25 PM (Fi81e)

47 May the fires of hell be fed by the flesh of these motherfuckers.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:25 PM (5P5DO)

48 The cops wasted minutes that might have saved this man's life. Moving him, cuffing him, etc, compromised whatever capacity he had to breathe.

Many minutes passed before the female cop called for an ambulance. Of course the NHS is bad so maybe it would not have mattered...but it would have mattered to the family that they tried to save him. My God, what kind of training have they had? You'd THINK stab wounds with all the stabby moose limbs.

What part of "I've been stabbed" did they not understand, much less remove his jacket to look?

Enraged.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 07:25 PM (WONhk)

49 Britain at one time was the model for good police work.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:25 PM (/lPRQ)

50 But other than that, it's fantastic."

A relative..."I can go to all kinds of events"

Me: what have you gone to in the past 5 years?

Relative: "uhhhhh"

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:26 PM (XuXeR)

51 Affirmative action was built on the single, grotesque lie:

That the only difference between minorities and Whites was due to racism.

And it was sold, they would prove it, by merely giving minorities an equal chance.

And then a hand up.
And then extra help.
And then a whole official and unofficial code of extra help.
To the point of ignoring and denying any and all failures of minorities.

And when all that--inevitably and predictably--also failed, there is only one thing left to do:
Drag down and punish Whites.
Even to the point of killing them.

Because of a lie.
A single, grotesque lie.
A lie that has metastasized for decades to rot the whole body politic.
To the point of killing innocents to keep an ugly lie alive.

Policy:
It is better that 10,000 white Britons are raped or killed than a single cop suffer a moment of guilt over accusations of racism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:26 PM (73/SM)

52 Get a load of this ad from the wisconsin Dems:

x.com/WisDems/status/
2061466830225502256

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:26 PM (3uBP9)

53 White Privilege.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Na5xP)

54 Trump should offer refugee or asylum status to any white British citizen"

Thanks, but no.

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XuXeR)

55 At least the Sikh killer wasn't carrying a gun!

Gotta wonder if by “tackling the horror of knife crime” he means banning knives… or banning knives from the victims and leaving the “religious” exemption for the murderers.

Well, not, I don’t.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (kYmoU)

56 My contempt for humanity is certainly coming to a middle.

But no one knows how so many nazis did what they did?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

57
England stinks
Like a septic tank do
Bobbies will help
The guy that stabs you

When he goes stabby
You never can win
You can even get stabbed
By little children

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

58 I hate that there is any comparison to George Floyd. One is nothing like the other.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (WNOcj)

59 Leftists taking victory lap that they cancelled the America 250 concert.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Tpp9k)

60 And you can hear how the police dismissed them and failed to take action to try to save his life.

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None dare call it "Conspiracy To Commit Murder."

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Na5xP)

61 Following the case, temporary Deputy Chief Constable Robert France has apologised on behalf of the officers but said they were “lied to” and would have been unaware of Mr Nowak’s injury, which he said would not have been obvious.

“This is an absolutely tragic case and my sympathies are absolutely with Henry’s family, his friends and his loved ones.

I want to apologise, I want to say that I am sorry that Henry couldn’t be saved that night. I’m sorry that he was handcuffed and arrested in the moments before he lost consciousness.

It’s quite clear that officers didn’t understand what had happened immediately, and that is some of the context I would ask people to understand.

There had been a delay from those who chose eventually to call them.

There were lies, lies from Henry’s killer in that 999 phone call, further lies from his killer as officers arrived on scene.

Despite Henry telling officers he had been stabbed, it took them some minutes to realise what had really happened.

But within three minutes of that engagement with Henry, they were giving him first aid. They had taken the handcuffs off and they were giving them first aid.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

62 What would make English "bobbies" suddenly have such disdain for their countrymen? It's a rhetorical question because we're seeing it perpetrated here, right now, with us.

Think it won't get worse here? It will. Long before it "gets better."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (jehhT)

63 That the only difference between minorities and Whites was due to racism."

I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony....

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (XuXeR)

64 40 Trump should offer refugee or asylum status to any white British citizen.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Vh9CX)

England has become a dangerous hellscape for the peaceful native Britons, who are being oppressed by Vichy collaborators with the hostile settler-colonials. And without guns, there's nothing they can do to assert their right to safety and self-determination in their own country of origin. It is very sad.

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (Sy6m/)

65 Who is going to be held accountable for this scandal?

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In before the "Nothing will happen" crowd, and nothing will happen,

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (Na5xP)

66 Trump should offer refugee or asylum status to any white British citizen"

Thanks, but no.
Posted by: man

Hard pass. Get your country back, limey turd.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (RJBgA)

67 It's a stupid time to be alive. And dead.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 07:29 PM (D1E+2)

68 But within three minutes of that engagement with Henry, they were giving him first aid. "

3 fing minutes? What did they do for the first 145 seconds?

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:30 PM (XuXeR)

69 I'm not kidding -- the cops murdered him. And not just by slow-rolling his medical care. By putting him in a position where it was mechanically impossible for his lungs -- which were filling with blood -- to breathe, they murdered him.

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Crucifixion.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:30 PM (Na5xP)

70 Trump should offer refugee or asylum status to any white British citizen.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM

This has our unqualified support!

Posted by: U.S. Dental Association at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

71 It's a stupid time to be alive. And dead"

We live in interesting times...

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (XuXeR)

72 3 minutes. Bullshit. You can time it off the video.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (5P5DO)

73 Mid to Late 70's, we were the absolute least Racist people I've ever seen... and yes, I've traveled the world and seen how Racist and Classist other countries are.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2026 07:24 PM (mP0Kj)
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When the Fergusen riots occurred, I distinctly remember hearing "In Fergusen, of all places". The reporter was in disbelief.

After I heard that, I looked into it. Fergusen had previously been considered a quite well integrated community.

But when criminals can allege that some black criminals can be gunned down for "just being black", the whole "integration" shreds like kleenex.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e)

74 Thats what our Marxists are working on

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

75 Whites make up only 15% of the world's population.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (WNOcj)

76 Think it won't get worse here? It will. Long before it "gets better."

Ammo. Buy more...

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (XuXeR)

77 Good interview with Tommy Robinson by Ann Coulter ... have to jump to the 11 minute mark, link is to Rumble. Seems cops kinda sided with the English side in that huge protest. A good sign.

https://tinyurl.com/ycyxsxkf

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (vbXSk)

78 When officers arrived Henry Nowak was the bad guy and they cuffed him.

He bled out.

Release the footage!

[photo image of DEI Hire Cops]

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Ain't DEI Grand?

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:32 PM (Na5xP)

79 yes, I've traveled the world and seen how Racist and Classist other countries are."

This

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:32 PM (XuXeR)

80 But within three minutes of that engagement with Henry, they were giving him first aid. They had taken the handcuffs off and they were giving them first aid.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

In other words:

When seconds count, first aid from on-scene anti-racist English police officers is only minutes away!

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2026 07:32 PM (5rh/l)

81 So one place to begin is for racism to not be a valid charge. Maybe Britain could manage to give that a trial run.

Posted by: Tar Bae at June 01, 2026 07:33 PM (uR4Tu)

82 Fuck you, Starmer. Get monkeypox and die.

Posted by: Not that I feel strongly about it at June 01, 2026 07:33 PM (TbWk/)

83 Perfidious Albion

Posted by: Open Channel D at June 01, 2026 07:33 PM (tgTrV)

84 Thanks, but no.
Posted by: man

Hard pass. Get your country back, limey turd.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

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I think I read this morning in a JJ link that UK has lost 600,000 to out migration (mostly young whites) and imported 1,000,000 migrants.

In 2025.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (JooXt)

85 England has become a dangerous hellscape for the peaceful native Britons, who are being oppressed by Vichy collaborators with the hostile settler-colonials.

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (Sy6m/)
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Perhaps there just wasn't enough money--or raping girls--in just plain ol' boring governance. And the new colonializers offered new graft.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (Fi81e)

86 Fuck you, Starmer. Get monkeypox and die."

You know, they might not let you into Britain...

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (XuXeR)

87 I could be wrong/sarcasm, but one thing you don't want to do with a potential sucking chest wound and severed arteries/aorta is drag them over gravel on their face and handcuff their hands behind their back.

I hope they sue the police, Starmer, the government, and anyone else they feel like it and then throw them in The Tower for beheading.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (WONhk)

88 BREAKING: Vickrum Digwa has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years after being found guilty of murdering 18-year-old university student Henry Nowak

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Old & Busted: Cultural Enrichment.
New Hotness: Kill Whitey.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (Na5xP)

89 72 3 minutes. Bullshit. You can time it off the video.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:31 PM (5P5DO)

Weasel words. Three minutes after they first started to interact with him which was after they talked to the murderer to see if he was alright and after they handcuffed Henry.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 07:35 PM (WNOcj)

90 i have no words for this outrage.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (2WIwB)

91 I could be wrong/sarcasm, but one thing you don't want to do with a potential sucking chest wound and severed arteries/aorta is drag them over gravel on their face and handcuff their hands behind their back.

I hope they sue the police, Starmer, the government, and anyone else they feel like it and then throw them in The Tower for beheading.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (WONhk)

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Even my wife and I have taken a "Stop The Bleed" course and carry personal IFAKs (Individual First Aid Kits).

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (Na5xP)

92 "That filthy mayonnaise monkey said something insensitive about my little hat while I was otherwise occupied with stabbing him a dozen odd times."

"Good Heavens, Sir, are you OK? Where is this man, so that we may arrest him for such Un-Engilshness?"

"See that pool of blood? The one your feet are in? Little bit uphill of that."

"Ah, right you are, Sir."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (Ot/FD)

93 Who knew he could bleed out in 3 minutes?!

Especially while disbelieving he had been stabbed.

So, it's unreasonable to expect a cop to diagnose a guy who claimed to be stabbed could bleed out in 3 minutes.

Of course!

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (Fi81e)

94 when I watched the tape, I thought the lady cop said "his pupils aren't even reacting".

The kid died right there on film.

Seems "enough" has come and gone several times

Posted by: barbarausa at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (enw9G)

95 >>> Leftists taking victory lap that they cancelled the America 250 concert.
Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Tpp9k)

Yeah it was inevitable, they destroy everything. And they will still run their anti-america concert that was set up in opposition. No problem with that.

Trump still tries hard. I mean they almost killed him, tried to shoot him dead, but Trump is still trying to do the nice things. But there is absolutely no way to do that in post civilization america.

There was bad stuff going down in 1976. But the coordination, financing, and legal protection the terrorists enjoy seems worse now. The left will do anything, kill anyone to get their way now, with most all of the GOPe and the media clapping along. This is a nation held hostage.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (3uBP9)

96 Those two cops deserve to be locked in a crow's nest at a crossroads.

A reminder until their bones finally fall through the grate, of what justice should be for traitors to the people.

Those two, Starmer at the other and a random Labor party member for the fourth.

Let their last moments be agonizing starvation and depravation as the gaze upon the countryside they tried to destroy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (73/SM)

97 BREAKING: Vickrum Digwa has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years after being found guilty of murdering 18-year-old university student Henry Nowak

Have.they arrested the police?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (2WIwB)

98 A lot of people say that "oh, Sikhs are good people. "

Well, it's all relative. For India, up near the muzzies, they are great. Their culture is much much better than the muzzie culture, but they are still tribal. Very very tribal. Killing a white is not a problem for them. This is a very big problem.

The West does not understand tribalism. We had better learn, and become tribal back at them damn quick.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (JooXt)

99 i have no words for this outrage.
Posted by: Diogenes

Better make sure you have extra oil for that lamp.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (kYmoU)

100
George Floyd's death was just what lefties around the world dreamed of.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (n7rxJ)

101 Old & Busted: Cultural Enrichment.
New Hotness: Kill Whitey.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (Na5xP)
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We're still in the It's Not Happening phase.

With the added twist of And it's racist to think so!

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:38 PM (Fi81e)

102 Even my wife and I have taken a "Stop The Bleed" course and carry personal IFAKs (Individual First Aid Kits).
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:36 PM (Na5xP)

My "stop the bleed" kit is a little 3.5" kershaw pocket folder.

I mean, it'll stop my bleed before it even starts. Other guy's, not so much, but, you know.... solve one problem at a time, or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:38 PM (Ot/FD)

103 BREAKING: Vickrum Digwa has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years after being found guilty of murdering 18-year-old university student Henry Nowak

Have.they arrested the police?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (2WIwB)
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Good outcome. But Digwa is only guilty of starting the murder.

Not finishing it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (Fi81e)

104 Good Heavens, Sir, are you OK? Where is this man, so that we may arrest him for such Un-Engilshness?"

"See that pool of blood? The one your feet are in? Little bit uphill of that."

"Ah, right you are, Sir."
Posted by: Warai-otoko

"Oh, bullocks! What mess!'

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (RJBgA)

105 That killer will kill again in the gaol.
He's got one purpose in life and that is the knife you.
Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (d+62M)

Some UK judge will rule that he has to be allowed his knife in prison as it is a religious necessity. Then the muzzies will agitate for bomb vests.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (ExV1e)

106 but they are still tribal. Very very tribal. Killing a white is not a problem for them"

Indeed. Tribalism is human nature...

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (XuXeR)

107 >>> Leftists taking victory lap that they cancelled the America 250 concert.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 07:27 PM (Tpp9k)

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As some moron posted here a night or two ago: just let TPUSA put on the concert.

And there are hundreds of patriotic country singers who would be happy to perform and give the middle finger to the Anti-American Death Cult Leftists trying to cancel them ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:40 PM (Na5xP)

108 What's a cop to do when a brown person lies to them?

I mean? Be racist?!

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (Fi81e)

109 little 3.5" kershaw pocket folder"

Benchmade bugout...

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR)

110 Getting honkey blood on your shoes is like the seventh most offensive thing in Sikh culture. Or eighth, maybe. What month is it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD)

111 Sky News - Police apologise for arresting dying teen after killer's 'wicked' racism lie - as man found guilty of ceremonial knife murder
Henry Nowak, 18, suffered a stab wound to his chest and two to the back of his legs after getting into a row with Vickrum Digwa. When police arrived officers handcuffed the teenager after his killer accused him of launching a racist attack. Published May 28

In part, Vickrum Digwa was convicted of murdering 18-year-old Henry Nowak by stabbing him to death with a Sikh kirpan ceremonial knife with an eight-inch (21cm) blade.

The 23-year-old told police he was the victim of a racist attack after he knifed the finance student five times in Southampton on 3 December 2025.

He also did not tell officers he had stabbed the first-year student with the Sikh kirpan, as officers arrested and handcuffed Mr Nowak.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (NFX2v)

112 A caring crow story for Ace:

https://tinyurl.com/bdepjy5s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (looXz)

113 Further commentary from Dep. France:

“We referred ourselves immediately to the Independent Office of Police Conduct the following day and they’ve been independently investigating ever since.

We are absolutely committed to acting on their findings.

It’s clear to me the circumstances were complex. For example, Henry’s significant wound, the wound that was fatal, was deep and internal.

The pathologist was clear in court that it would have been hard to find. The bleeding was inside Henry’s body.

Sadly, there was nothing the officers could have done that night to save him.

We should always listen to someone who is telling us they are injured. Of course, we will look at this and see what we can incorporate into our training, particularly first aid training, in order to improve, and we want to improve every day, the response of our officers.

That is an absolute tragedy and, of course, if there’s anything we can learn from it, we will.

These are private matters for the family and for others. What I’d say is we are absolutely open to any challenge or scrutiny that must come.

Mr. France did not confirm whether the force had received any notice of litigation in relation to the case.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

114 Some UK judge will rule that he has to be allowed his knife in prison as it is a religious necessity. Then the muzzies will agitate for bomb vests.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:39 PM (ExV1e)

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"A Koran in every can!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (Na5xP)

115 You want to see The Crusades again?

'Cuz this is how you get The Crusades.
And El Cid.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (SRRAx)

116 Following the case, temporary Deputy Chief Constable Robert France has apologised on behalf of the officers but said they were “lied to” and would have been unaware of Mr Nowak’s injury, which he said would not have been obvious.

“This is an absolutely tragic case and my sympathies are absolutely with Henry’s family, his friends and his loved ones.

***

Your apologies,sir, mean exactly squat.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (2WIwB)

117 109 little 3.5" kershaw pocket folder"

Benchmade bugout...
Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR)

It's a lovely little knife, and I got it for a steal. It would be utterly stupid to actually use it in a fight, of course, i'm just being a knucklehead about that part. But if you're a heavily taped up parcel that had the misfortune of getting delivered to my house, hooo, nelly, look out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (Ot/FD)

118 Don't think for one second we don't have cops like this here in the states. Even taking race bullshit out of it the callousness, incompetence and indifference to life are quite apparent in American police as well. This is the problem when you put law enforcement on a war footing against civilians, whether it's "war on drugs," "war on crime," or "war on racism." The system attracts exactly the wrong kinds of people you want with badges, guns and qualified immunity, and with DEI they're scraping further and further into the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: God help us all at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (TbWk/)

119 88 BREAKING: Vickrum Digwa has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years after being found guilty of murdering 18-year-old university student Henry Nowak

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Old & Busted: Cultural Enrichment.
New Hotness: Kill Whitey.
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:34 PM (Na5xP)

His mother was also convicted for “assisting an offender” for hiding the knife, but she won’t be sentenced until July,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (6ydKt)

120 Fuck the UK

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd)

121 Getting honkey blood on your shoes is like the seventh most offensive thing in Sikh culture. Or eighth, maybe. What month is it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD)

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"It's Black Homo Athlete Trans Genocide Vengeance Pride Month of Rage, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (Na5xP)

122 Your apologies,sir, mean exactly squat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (2WIwB)
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Not to mention are empty and bullshit.

Cops are given the power to take control of the situation. "Lied to" is a cop-out over not taking claims of the victim seriously.

It's total bullshit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (Fi81e)

123 117 109 little 3.5" kershaw pocket folder"

Benchmade bugout...
Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR)

It's a lovely little knife, and I got it for a steal. It would be utterly stupid to actually use it in a fight, of course, i'm just being a knucklehead about that part. But if you're a heavily taped up parcel that had the misfortune of getting delivered to my house, hooo, nelly, look out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (Ot/FD)

Knives like that I carry as a 'get your hand off my gun' tool. Also for packages.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (xcxpd)

124 England is failing fast

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

125 "It's Black Homo Athlete Trans Genocide Vengeance Pride Month of Rage, H8R!"
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (Na5xP)

Oh, so that's why Serena Williams is coming out of retirement, then....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (Ot/FD)

126 I'll admit to being deeply disappointed because I've been a big Sikh booster in my time.
So was Tommy Robinson in his EDL years (which had a few Sikh on staff iirc).
Tribalism sucks and I don't want to be a tribalist, because it likely won't end well for me either. The Sikhs in Britain missed an opportunity to show they weren't just another smelly northwest Indian tribe. They have, so far, failed.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (gKWVE)

127 Note that the response of the government to this tribalism that prevents any due justice is ... to abolish jury trials.

Because, to exclude racists minorities--who will never vote to convict their tribe--from the jury is racist.

So they have to take that right away from everyone in a desperate attempt to avoid addressing the real problem.

And they'll do that here soon.

Note last week's SCOTUS ruling that still bitterly clings to the disgusting myth that blacks can't get a fair jury trial unless the entire jury are blacks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (73/SM)

128 Fuck the UK
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd)
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Who knew that "Anarchy in the UK" would someday merely be a description?

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (Fi81e)

129 >>>The West does not understand tribalism. We had better learn, and become tribal back at them damn quick.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

>The problem is when we get tribal, we get caught up in these 20 year wars choosing side. No boots on the ground.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (D1E+2)

130 You want to see The Crusades again?

'Cuz this is how you get The Crusades.
And El Cid.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (SRRAx)

***

I'm thinking more like civil war. And the British are likely to lose.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (2WIwB)

131 We referred ourselves immediately to the Independent Office of Police Conduct the following day and they’ve been independently investigating ever since."

Codswollop.

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (XuXeR)

132 Note last week's SCOTUS ruling that still bitterly clings to the disgusting myth that blacks can't get a fair jury trial unless the entire jury are blacks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (73/SM)
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See OJ.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (Fi81e)

133 His mother was also convicted for “assisting an offender” for hiding the knife, but she won’t be sentenced until July,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (6ydKt)

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OUT: Hide The Pickle.
IN: Hide The Sickle.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (Na5xP)

134
I'll admit to being deeply disappointed because I've been a big Sikh booster in my time.
So was Tommy Robinson in his EDL years (which had a few Sikh on staff iirc).
Tribalism sucks and I don't want to be a tribalist, because it likely won't end well for me either. The Sikhs in Britain missed an opportunity to show they weren't just another smelly northwest Indian tribe. They have, so far, failed.
Posted by: gKWVE

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New York Sikhs (thus, probably most nationwide) supported Hillary in 2016. Are they possibly yet another minority that's convinced Republicans want them to suffer and die because they're Different?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (n7rxJ)

135 98 A lot of people say that "oh, Sikhs are good people. "

Well, it's all relative. For India, up near the muzzies, they are great. Their culture is much much better than the muzzie culture, but they are still tribal. Very very tribal. Killing a white is not a problem for them. This is a very big problem.

The West does not understand tribalism. We had better learn, and become tribal back at them damn quick.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 07:37 PM (JooXt)

I prefer Sikhs over a lot of Indian tribes. I

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (xcxpd)

136 128 Fuck the UK
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd)
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Who knew that "Anarchy in the UK" would someday merely be a description?
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (Fi81e)

Too true

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:48 PM (xcxpd)

137 Note last week's SCOTUS ruling that still bitterly clings to the disgusting myth that blacks can't get a fair jury trial unless the entire jury are blacks.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:46 PM (73/SM)

SCOTUS is going to find out that it commands no legions.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:48 PM (gKWVE)

138 I miss the rains down in Africa.

Posted by: Toto, dropping in for a jam at June 01, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

139 I prefer Sikhs over a lot of Indian tribes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (xcxpd)
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That still doesn't mean you're not going to find criminals among them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:48 PM (Fi81e)

140 I feel sorry of Anglo-Saxons, yet like Californians they voted for it. With wool.pulled over their eyes.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)

141 Dude used his kirpan to straight up murder a guy. Fucker only wears the turban for all the white idiots to look at and go "oooooh let me show you how not racist I am".

... and then murder them if they don't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:49 PM (Ot/FD)

142 Let them all burn in hell, the UK is done.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 01, 2026 07:49 PM (Q/FnY)

143 The main cop complained that he was "misled" by the murderer.

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The brain power of British cops is astounding. They get to a crime scene and take the killer's word for the scene instead of checking everything for themselves first.

Posted by: Decaf at June 01, 2026 07:50 PM (Z8tay)

144 Anyway. In an earlier thread I clapped back at a few morons-of-good-standing that the Civil Rights act, and general jurisprudence, was "a shit law".
Here's your Civil Rights, lads. Right here.
The Republicans should have let that whole regime fail before it could metastasize and, as spelled overseas, metastatise.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:51 PM (gKWVE)

145 New York Sikhs (thus, probably most nationwide) supported Hillary in 2016. Are they possibly yet another minority that's convinced Republicans want them to suffer and die because they're Different?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (n7rxJ)
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I buy that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:51 PM (Fi81e)

146 Oh, so that's why Serena Williams is coming out of retirement, then....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (Ot/FD)

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I saw a picture of her legs at that recent pre-Met Gala dinner and all I could think of was Flo-Jo (whom I loved, but was likely on steroids) and Secretariat.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:51 PM (Na5xP)

147 UK banned Chunk Ugur and his nephew Hasan Piker. When you’re too much of a Jew hater even for Starmer. Wow.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 07:52 PM (Tpp9k)

148 A lot of people say that "oh, Sikhs are good people. "

Well, it's all relative. For India, up near the muzzies, they are great. Their culture is much much better than the muzzie culture, but they are still tribal. Very very tribal. Killing a white is not a problem for them. This is a very big problem.

The West does not understand tribalism. We had better learn, and become tribal back at them damn quick.
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We used to skim the high IQ brahmins for computers and science.

Now we take the low IQ dirka-dirkas and put them in control of 80,000 pounds of freight rolling 80mph toward your stopped sedan without slowing because you were stupid enough to follow traffic laws.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 07:53 PM (73/SM)

149 Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

Uh, he was stabbed MULTIPLE times... chest, legs, back.

Yes, the one that killed him was deep, but he was bleeding from other wounds as well.

This excuse, is crap.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2026 07:53 PM (mP0Kj)

150 The injuries were difficult to detect because the murderer is A KNOWN EXPERT WITH A KNIFE.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:53 PM (RIvkX)

151

I expect the weird and bizarre nightmare of the UK police to ignore this, pretend it didnt happen and blame Henry for his own murder.

They are beyond evil.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (och2J)

152 The Sikhs in Britain missed an opportunity to show they weren't just another smelly northwest Indian tribe. They have, so far, failed.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:45 PM (gKWVE)

If it came down to it I’d take Sikhs over Muslims any time. They are enemy religions after all.

But the Sikhs are still tribals from the sub-continent, too, so never live under delusions that they think like Westerners.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (6ydKt)

153 140 I feel sorry of Anglo-Saxons, yet like Californians they voted for it. With wool.pulled over their eyes.
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)

In Calif we VOTED for it?

There is evidence to the contrary... elections have been rigged for years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (mP0Kj)

154 This is everything the FNM claimed the George Floyd case was about only here it is real

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (sKqQm)

155 >>> little 3.5" kershaw pocket folder"

Benchmade bugout...
Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR)

It's a lovely little knife, and I got it for a steal. It would be utterly stupid to actually use it in a fight, of course, i'm just being a knucklehead about that part. But if you're a heavily taped up parcel that had the misfortune of getting delivered to my house, hooo, nelly, look out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 07:43 PM (Ot/FD)

Kershaw shuffle II is a great small knife, and has a bottle opener. I got mine with a tanto blade. You can clip it to a lanyard or pocket carry with a side clip. I have three Kershaw's, the shuffle, a 1776, and a massive 3.7" blade natrix copper xl.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (3uBP9)

156 "Tribalism sucks and I don't want to be a tribalist, because it likely won't end well for me either. The Sikhs in Britain missed an opportunity to show they weren't just another smelly northwest Indian tribe. They have, so far, failed." Posted by: gKWVE

hmmm, I think "we" must be some sort of "tribalists". MAGA tribalists perhaps. And that may also mean Christian tribalists. No, we don't force people to join our religion, but we can prefer "our own". Our constitution perhaps defines "our tribe". But that too, may be inadequate.

Inside our nation, the constitution perhaps is not enough to "define us". We can still "prefer our own", though many laws seem to be "racist" against the White Christian man. All other tribes are free to conspire together, but not the White Christian Man. Tannies Unite, Blacks Unite, Muslims Unite ... White Christians .. "NO, your are evil white supremacists that must submit".

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2026 07:55 PM (vbXSk)

157 So, kid was killed in December.

Trial already.

No details of this leaked out til now?

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

158 This is everything the FNM claimed the George Floyd case was about only here it is real

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 07:54 PM (sKqQm)
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And nobody made it on to an ambulance.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:57 PM (Fi81e)

159 Southampton murders white people and cheats at football.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 07:58 PM (w8dnx)

160 The injuries were difficult to detect because the murderer is A KNOWN EXPERT WITH A KNIFE.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:53 PM (RIvkX)

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The murderer even delivered a "Chef's Kiss."

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:58 PM (Na5xP)

161 17 The main cop complained that he was "misled" by the murderer.

What? Murderers do that?!
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (Fi81e)

Well, he shouldn't be a cop then, if he's so easily 'misled'. And whoever hired him should be fired too, for being so easily 'misled' as to his subordinate's capability to do the job. And so on up the line. They're all gullible fools, either to aliens or to each other, and they should all be sacked without pension.
Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Sy6m/)

Not fired, charged with accessory to murder.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 01, 2026 07:59 PM (8avO+)

162 157 So, kid was killed in December.

Trial already.

No details of this leaked out til now?

Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

It was pretty much ignored by the media until the trial started a few weeks back.

Nobody knew about the details until then.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:59 PM (6ydKt)

163

That idiot cop in the last video, what a fucking scumbag.

How does anyone say what he did. Amazing. That is just straight up fabrication, what an incredible liar.

Seriously, that is so fucking crazy I cant believe it.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 01, 2026 07:59 PM (och2J)

164
Fuck the UK
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 01, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd)

__________

But, the NHS!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:00 PM (O0L8i)

165 Southampton murders white people and cheats at football.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 07:58 PM (w8dnx)

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Is there a polymarket bet on the home of the future Caliphate in Europe?

* checks grok ... and the answer is surprisingly "No, not yet." *

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 08:00 PM (Na5xP)

166 Ok. I can only take so much gloom for a day. Here is an article on how to feel better and make a difference :

https://tinyurl.com/25zw65r8

And yes, a foundation of religious faith helps.

Good night, all See some of you on the tech thread tomorrow perhaps.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 08:01 PM (PFs9e)

167 The guy who knifed the other guy "misleading" a copy is material for a Python sketch.

Congratulations, London.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 08:01 PM (Fi81e)

168 "Get up, ya big girl's blouse, he just said he didn't stab you. Shake it off."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 08:01 PM (Ot/FD)

169 Evenin’, All. Back from my visit to my sister. She is still with with us, still quite feisty, and mostly still cogent. My brother and some really good conversations with her, which seemed to go awry only occasionally. I still have hope that she will remain with us a little bit longer.

Thank you for your prayers.

Plus, we got to meet her four grown-up children plus her two adorable grandchildren. I had been estranged from my sister for over twenty years, and, all of a sudden, I see and hear and see, not only her, her husband (whom I had known since before their marriage, and who was not changed except for his gray hair). their children (whom I had last seen only as young kids) as adults, and her two grandchildren — Though I may be (or maybe not, knowing her), losing my sister, I have gained (or regained), it seems. her entire family, with her blessing. Thanks be to God!

Posted by: Bulg at June 01, 2026 08:02 PM (77rzZ)

170 167 The guy who knifed the other guy "misleading" a copy is material for a Python sketch.

Congratulations, London.
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 08:01 PM (Fi81e)

Oh, i'm truly sorry! This is Racially Motivated Murder. True Declarative Statements is two doors down on your left.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 08:02 PM (Ot/FD)

171 I have thoughts best kept private.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 01, 2026 08:03 PM (cS1cw)

172 British cops are more afraid of being called RACIST, than of letting of British white guy die.

And THAT is the heart of the issue. True also of most other Brits in power. So absurd, but true.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2026 08:05 PM (vbXSk)

173 Was waiting for Cafe but can't wait any longer
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)

174
Are they possibly yet another minority that's convinced Republicans want them to suffer and die because they're Different?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I don't want the to suffer an die. I want them to assimilate and become productive Americans. Should they choose otherwise, I'm co ing down very hard on the you ain't whitey side of tribalism when thee fecal matter hits the rotary air filtration motivator.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2026 08:05 PM (QVmho)

175 We are tribal. Black neighborhoods and white neighborhoods.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 08:06 PM (Cqx++)

176 Is there a polymarket bet on the home of the future Caliphate in Europe?

* checks grok ... and the answer is surprisingly "No, not yet." *
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 08:00 PM (Na5xP)

There will probably be several. Malmo. Paris. Madrid. Maybe Birmingham.

The minute "White Europe" officially collapses, there's going to be a years' long war bloodier than any in living memory between all the shitty little factions of rugfuckers. They didn't all magically forget in which impoverished pisshole it was where they crawled out of their mother's rancid crotch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 08:06 PM (Ot/FD)

177 British cops are more afraid of being called RACIST, than of letting of British white guy die.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2026 08:05 PM (vbXSk)
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No. This guy seemed to be a true-believer. He believed that it was more likely for a white guy to lie than a brown person to have stabbed him.

A modicum of competence sure could have been used in this case.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 08:08 PM (Fi81e)

178 I can't watch this one. Reading about it is enough for me. Arrest the bastard cops and their superiors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2026 08:08 PM (n5tGW)

179 Manslaughter in the first degree.

Bounce them from the force, then try them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

180 Cop needs job
Cop blames white boy
TA fukn DA
Cop has job

I promise you that if you ever run crossways of a black or mexicna and cops gets involved it is YOUR problem.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 08:09 PM (/+uur)

181 So, a woman and is that a guy or another woman?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 08:11 PM (DR/Xu)

182 176 Is there a polymarket bet on the home of the future Caliphate in Nuking the USA from Europe?

* checks grok ... and the answer is surprisingly "No, not yet." *
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 08:00 PM (Na5xP)

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur)

183 Our own police did as much or more to people on Jan 6 and other times.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 08:13 PM (YwEeS)

184 4000 gun death
12,000 car deaths
murder 13,000

You are very luck if you do not KNOW a person killed by illegals.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)

185
All the cops are white. It's like when they enable the rape gangs. The same gleeful indifference. It's so easy to train them to do this.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2026 08:16 PM (VWtfl)

186 183 Our own police did as much or more to people on Jan 6 and other times.
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 08:13 PM (YwEeS)

Nan Nan created J6. Can you imagine MOAR evil.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 08:17 PM (/+uur)

187 https://tinyurl.com/4a52u4w7

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 01, 2026 08:18 PM (aD4fx)

188 The minute "White Europe" officially collapses, there's going to be a years' long war bloodier than any in living memory between all the shitty little factions of rugfuckers. They didn't all magically forget in which impoverished pisshole it was where they crawled out of their mother's rancid crotch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2026 08:06 PM (Ot/FD)

cities will be a trap once the troubles start. No supplies going in means they starve.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 01, 2026 08:18 PM (8avO+)

189 The minute "White Europe" officially collapses, there's going to be a years' long war bloodier than any in living memory between all the shitty little factions"

Aleric laughs and laughs...

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 08:20 PM (XuXeR)

190 Imagine if the situation were reversed and it was a Sikh, Muslim, or black kid laying there dying.

We’d be seeing riots, looting, and politicians kneeling to any camera put in front of them.
George Floyd II - The British Invasion.

That they managed to basically hide this story for six+ months is a testament to Orwellian narrative control.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 08:20 PM (6ydKt)

191 The didn't even say "What's all this then".

Posted by: jeannebodine at June 01, 2026 08:21 PM (MPk/0)

192 Our crime statistics are so out of whack because blue shit hole police departments are inputting incorrect demographics.

I've seen one screen shot where they had an illegal alien murderer from Central America listed as white.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 08:23 PM (WNOcj)

193
he shouldn't be a cop then, if he's so easily 'misled'. And whoever hired him should be fired too, for being so easily 'misled' as to his subordinate's capability to do the job. And so on up the line. They're all gullible fools, either to aliens or to each other, and they should all be sacked without pension.
Posted by: SciVo

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Oh yeah, are you a cop? Imagine YOU had to arrive on a scene and find one guy bleeding and another guy with a knife in his hands. How would YOU assess the situation? Or what if you pulled a guy off a screaming young girl with blood all over her thighs? I mean, who's to say what's happening here? These cops have a very tough job, man, and when people unexpectedly try to mislead them, it it doesn't help that you judgmental types weigh in as if you were paying their salaries or something.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 08:23 PM (n7rxJ)

194 Britain, has been a silly, ridiculous and pointless country for some time, it becomes even more so by the day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)

195
That they managed to basically hide this story for six+ months is a testament to Orwellian narrative control.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 08:20 PM (6ydKt)

___________

Or a D Notice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (O0L8i)

196 In other news, it looks like Clint Eastwood has officially retired.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (XV/Pl)

197 How about those Beatles?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (Cqx++)

198 Or a D Notice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:25 PM (O0L8i)

I’d hope not but I wouldn’t put it past Starmer.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 08:27 PM (6ydKt)

199 Nood.

Mephitic free!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2026 08:30 PM (QVJxT)

200 Update: A former senior police officer in the UK makes excuses, claiming he's being "objective" while the rest of us are acting "emotionally."

The interviewer points out the first thing they victim said is "I've been stabbed" and that the position he's in won't allow him to breathe.

This guy is definitely a cop's cop. He will say anything to justify or minimize even the most egregious police misconduct. We have his ilk in police departments and in the expert witness pool, that'll tell you it was fully justified for a pile of cops to beat Kelly Thomas to death because he wasn't sitting on the curb the exact way the pig told him.

Posted by: Authority is not right just because it's authority at June 01, 2026 08:35 PM (TbWk/)

201 Do Sikhs get to carry their knife in prison?

Posted by: Goatweed at June 01, 2026 08:55 PM (jK3NL)

202 — Though I may be (or maybe not, knowing her), losing my sister, I have gained (or regained), it seems. her entire family, with her blessing. Thanks be to God!
Posted by: Bulg

We all too often are losing family at this age. It's a rare blessing to gain so much family, even at cost. May what comes come lightly.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 01, 2026 08:57 PM (N5734)

203 'A female cop says of the dying man: "He's not even reacting."'
Actually she says: "his pupils aren't even reacting." (Around 2.55)

Which makes it even worse. And why are they arresting the one that's obviously more hurt for assault? I would assume usually the least hurt would be arrested. Because even if that person was the one attacked, he would be accused of using excessive force for self-defence

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 09:44 AM (tgf8I)

Another Migrant Who Can't Speak a Word of English Plows His Vehicle Into Americans, Killing a Family of Four, Another Woman, and Leaving Forty Injured
Plus: The Adulterous Nazi Communist Is Also a Cokehead

He's a naturalized American citizen -- but he can't speak a word of English.

Gee, I wonder during which "president's" administration this murderous and illiterate migrant was permitted to become "an American"?

Any guesses?

I would guess Biden but I don't actually know that yet. The media doesn't seem too interested in asking questions about this killer.

As the cars slowed, came to a halt, and started creeping along again among the cones and flashing lights, doing that dreaded stop-and-go we're all so familiar with, a full-sized passenger bus carrying travelers on a trip from New York to North Carolina plowed into the line of cars at full speed.
The devastation and chaos were immediate and horrifying.
In the tangled, crushed wreckage of vehicles, five people lay dead, and forty-four were injured.
A mass casualty scene.
...
Jing S. Dong is technically a naturalized American citizen, but has only been one for a couple of years and cannot speak nor write a single word of the King's English.

Kathy Hochul's NY state gave this fraudulent migrant a CDL.

Here's the family he annihilated. All four burned to death in the wreckage after he fell asleep at the wheel and plowed into one car, killing the woman inside, and turned her car into a projectile that then smashed into this family:

💔🚨 Look at the photograph one more time before you read this. The seven-year-old in the blazer. The thirteen-year-old in her school uniform. They were killed six hours after their mother finished baking for a wedding.

Their names were Mark and Emily Doncev. Their parents �� pic.twitter.com/L8VJflWvVd
— Aric Chen (@aricchen) May 31, 2026

This is the car of an entire family that was ki11ed after a bus driver drove into the back of a stopped car.

The driver, Jing S. Dong, 48, of Staten Island, New York, is a Chinese born naturalized citizen who doesn�t read or speak English.

He attained his commercial driver�s� pic.twitter.com/AaQ8ZiwuZr
— Kentucky Girl (@Notwokenow) May 30, 2026

Kathy Hochul is refusing to turn over records about the migrant family annihilator:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: The US Department of Transportation confirms to @FoxNews
that they have issued a subpoena to the state of NY after they allege the state has refused to cooperate with their investigation into Jing Shen Dong, the bus driver who allegedly caused a crash that killed five people in Stafford County, VA on Friday morning. DOT says Dong is a naturalized US citizen who was born in China, doesn't speak English, and received his commercial driver's license (CDL) from the state of New York.
DOT says the subpoena is a result of not being able to "obtain the requested documents through other reasonable means."
DOT is demanding that New York turn over records on Dong's CDL, his entry level driving training, and the driving school he attended. DOT says those documents must be turned over by Wednesday at 10AM ET, or face consequences/penalties.

On to the cokehead communist.

Graham "Pussy Hustler" Platner, the Nazi aroused by shit, claims he's an "oyster farmer" and a "harbor master."

Well, the oyster farmer "job" is a scam -- his friend owns the plot where the oysters are farmed and all oysters are sold to a single client, his wife's mother. This is obviously a fake-job created by the family so he doesn't have to admit he's a welfare bum whose job is "Pussy Hustling" on reddit all day.

He also claims to be a "harbor master," a "job" that pays a nominal salary $2,000 per year and is very much a part-time clerical job "managing" the "couple of boat launches" in the town.

The town council questioned whether such a job was even required to exist, but they decided they should give professional layabout and always-online internet Edgelord Graham Totenkopf Platner the gig.

Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner often touts his role as harbormaster of Sullivan, Maine, as proof of his "working class" bona fides, saying on his campaign website that he "serves the town of Sullivan as Harbormaster" and claiming during a February podcast interview that he's "been the harbormaster for the last two years." He actually held the role for roughly 18 months before quitting to launch his Senate campaign--and it was largely a "clerical" one, according to local records and people familiar with the position.
Platner's predecessor as Sullivan harbormaster resigned in February 2022, the records show, and the town got by without one for more than a year. By April 2023, town officials began discussing whether there was a "need for Harbor Master (HM)," according to meeting minutes from Sullivan's Harbor Committee. The committee noted that it was "not clear that a full time HM is needed" because "operations in the Harbors are handled by those who use the Harbors without dispute." Platner then "offered to be identified as HM if required by law," though the committee said that it was "not clear that one is required" and that the role's "largest challenges are clerical" and "can be handled by the Harbor Committee."
About six months later, in September 2023, the town agreed to hire Platner as "an interim Harbor Master until one could be hired," records show. The local newsletter, the Town Crier, first listed Platner as "Harbor Master: Interim" in December 2023. At a March 2024 town meeting, Platner "announced that he is officially a qualified Harbor Master"--a designation that comes with the completion of a basic training course--and subsequent editions of the Town Crier dropped the "Interim" from Platner's title. Platner served in the role until the summer of 2025, when he launched his candidacy, according to Sullivan town manager Ray Weintraub, who told the Washington Free Beacon that the role generally consisted of collecting rent fees for the town's moorings and ensuring they were "allocated properly."
"We don't really have any working waterfront, so to speak, other than a couple of boat launches," he explained.
Platner's inflated description of his harbormaster tenure marks the latest instance of the left-wing Senate candidate and self-described "working class Mainer" misrepresenting his background.

Being working class requires 1, not being born into privilege and going to private school and 2, working.

The Reddit-addicted Pussy Hustler also says he bought coke while on active duty "on the government's dime" and has, of course, "no regrets."

'No Regrets': Graham Platner Admitted to Buying Cocaine, Boasted About Doing Drugs During Military Leave While 'on the Government Dime'

The Marine Corps has a zero-tolerance policy for illegal drug use, and Marines in violation can face prosecution in military court

Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner discussed buying cocaine in now-deleted Reddit posts and admitted to drug use and "partying it up" while backpacking during paid military leave.
Platner, in posts from 2020, recalled his travels through Europe just before leaving the Marine Corps in 2008.
"I was making a pretty penny doing just about nothing. Went backpacking through Europe on the government dime, walked the Camino de Santiago, did some drugs and had a blast partying it up in hostels across the continent," wrote Platner, who posted on Reddit under the handle P-Hustle.
Platner "highly" recommended the drug-fueled experience to other Reddit users.
"No regrets," he wrote in February 2020.
Platner, who is running to unseat Republican Sen. Susan Collins, discussed buying cocaine in another post from around the same time. Platner responded to someone who asked about a Coast Guard seizure of 12,000 pounds of cocaine valued at $312 million.
"Street value," Platner wrote in July 2020. "I always wonder what street you're buying your cocaine on, because it's not the street I'm buying my cocaine on."

Do the anti-Nazi, anti-Toxic-Masculinity hysterics of the Democrat Party realize they're about to nominate Andrew Tate as their senate nominee in Maine?

Some are worried about the optics of nominating Andrew Tate as Maine senate candidate.

.@AlexThomp says Democrats are internally concerned over their pick of Graham Platner in Maine:

�What every Democrat I�ve talked to the last 24 hours is saying is �what else is out there�� Because in addition to the authenticity�he said nothing else is going to come out�most� pic.twitter.com/pgoZhTtrqk
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 1, 2026

Platner's "team" also "pulled out" of an appearance on MSNOW because they were afraid the communist/shitlib channel would be too tough on the tough-guy.

"Graham Platner was supposed to come on the show...His team pulled out," Daniels said on Sunday's show. "They came to us and wanted to come on. They pulled out. I think we saw why yesterday as these stories came out."

Pussy Hustler, pulling out? Say it ain't so, Pussy Hustler!

Janet Mills just reminded everyone that her campaign is merely "suspended" and that she's still on the ballot.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:23 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 01, 2026 06:22 PM (PJdmB)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 01, 2026 06:23 PM (PJdmB)

3 Nooding

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 01, 2026 06:23 PM (PJdmB)

4 Done nooded

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 01, 2026 06:23 PM (PJdmB)

5 Citizenship test is in English

Posted by: Paul at June 01, 2026 06:24 PM (kuSpK)

6
Hey, there are a lot of Pilots that don't speak Engrish.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 01, 2026 06:25 PM (IifOV)

7 I drove past this wreck about three and a half hours after it happened.

It was absolutely horrendous. On the way home, the radio said they wouldn't release any information about the driver.

I knew immediately what that meant.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at June 01, 2026 06:26 PM (oSeBJ)

8 Dong? Ding?

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 06:27 PM (XuXeR)

9 Kathy Hochul is refusing to turn over records about the migrant family annihilator:
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Coverup is the the thing that tiggerth do besth.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:27 PM (Fi81e)

10
Norms. All the norms.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 01, 2026 06:28 PM (IifOV)

11 The citizenship test may be in English, but what do you want to bet it got "waived" for some reason, or money changed hands so that JongDong passed?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 06:29 PM (wzUl9)

12 I knew immediately what that meant."

Well, obviously MAGA. Duh.

/

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 06:29 PM (XuXeR)

13 Just last week SCOTUS refused to allow FL to sue CA and WA for issuing CDLs to illegals.

Thomas and Alito dissented.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:29 PM (mkw2N)

14 I would have thought that NSDAP people would be more into the Pilots' Chocolate.

Posted by: mmm. albuquerque blue. at June 01, 2026 06:29 PM (gKWVE)

15 AND...... The company that hired him.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (5P5DO)

16 OT:

Isn't a tranny always out of uniform?

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (FhXTo)

17 Taking drugs at the government's expense without a care in the world.

That's so Maine.

How can you tell when you've crossed over from NH to Maine?

Sap buckets on the telephone poles.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (wBaIH)

18 Graham "Pussy Hustler" Platner, the Nazi aroused by shit, claims he's an "oyster farmer" and a "harbor master."

Harbor masters. like pilots, have to be an expert on water depth, currents, and esp. tides.

Just ask him was the difference in feet is between low and high tide. Add Neap Tide and low, lower water datum.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

19 >>>11 The citizenship test may be in English, but what do you want to bet it got "waived" for some reason, or money changed hands so that JongDong passed?

yes absolutely. And there were stories a couple of years ago of whistleblowers alleging that their DMV coworkers were running industrial-scale drivers license fraud for cash.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (1wjle)

20 RIP.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (dK+Kv)

21 Some of the Henry Nowak bodycam footage has been released:

http://tiny.cc/6ze4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (mkw2N)

22 Dong, where's grampa's automobil

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (RJBgA)

23 Hardly a day goes by without hearing a death by Illegal, guess with 10s of millions its going to happen

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

24 Graham "Pussy Hustler" Platner, the Nazi aroused by shit, claims he's an "oyster farmer" and a "harbor master."

Harbor masters. like pilots, have to be an expert on water depth, currents, and esp. tides.

Just ask him was the difference in feet is between low and high tide. Add Neap Tide and low, lower water datum.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (u82oZ)
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Good point. Harbor masters (real ones) have quite a bit of responsibility in keeping the local water lanes safe for travel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (gnNyN)

25 I think that Graham Platner's two "jobs" were hastily begged-and-bartered when he began dreaming of Not Working on the Taxpayer's Dime as a Senator.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (1wjle)

26 The English test for citizenship is a joke. Anyone can pass it because the answers are known ahead of time. Just memorization.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (Tpp9k)

27 Coming soon from NHTSA mandatory collision avoidance brakes on all vehicles.

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (FhXTo)

28 Sid would point out that native born Americans have killed people in traffic accidents, too.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)

29 An officer administers a naturalization test to determine whether an alien meets the English and civics requirements.[1] The naturalization test consists of two components:

English language proficiency, which is determined by the alien’s ability to read, write, speak and understand English; and
Knowledge of U.S. history and government, which is determined by a civics test.

There are exceptions for some people over 55 (who've had a green card for more than 15 years), and for a "medical disability exemption".

I don't think that the guy is over 55, so it would be interesting to know what "medical disability exemption" he got to exempt him from the English language requirement.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (aD4fx)

30 Good evening, horde.

I guess anyone can fall asleep at the wheel, even a long-time professional driver. Doesn't excuse the fact that someone who can't speak or read English was allowed a CDL. Even fully awake, an absolute time bomb on the road. This is unforgiveable.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (zYpTz)

31 I think I could learn to hate Murderous Rage Mondays.

Very fast.

News...'Slush Fund' reversal
Cave people, Affordability.

And soccer. Pretty soon, knowing the Horde, soccer will be the new boobs.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (Sco7b)

32 > AND...... The company that hired him.

The companies that are hiring these truckers are all shells. Dozens of them list the same physical location as their offices. As soon as something like this happens, they disappear and a dozen new companies open in their place.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (mkw2N)

33 Tie him to a stake and burn him to death like his victims died.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (Q/FnY)

34 When people vote for democrats, people die.

It's the price the moochers and looters are willing to pay for their free shit.

Posted by: Not Hard To Understand at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (z20w/)

35 Today is no fun.

Fucking horrible. That poor family.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

36 Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog

Does soccer have pointy-elbowed cheerleaders?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

37 Willowed -

215 Some of the Henry Nowak bodycam footage has been released:

http://tiny.cc/6ze4101
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:25 PM (mkw2N)

I stand corrected, it sounds like the arresting officer is male.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (Dv3i1)

38 And soccer. Pretty soon, knowing the Horde, soccer will be the new boobs.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 01, 2026

***
There's a scheme for cup sizes in soccer?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)

39 The citizenship test may be in English, but what do you want to bet it got "waived" for some reason

Racism, what can't it do?

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (AaEou)

40 If only citizens can vote and new citizens have to pass an English test why does our voting system have ballots in 1000 languages?

Because a) non citizens vote and b) citizens who don’t speak a word of English exist

We are a really stupid fucking country.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (Tpp9k)

41 willowed:

215 Some of the Henry Nowak bodycam footage has been released:

http://tiny.cc/6ze4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:25 PM (mkw2N)

2m38s and they never called for an ambulance, and never did much of a search for wounds at all, but got right on handcuffing him.

The body cam isn't as bad as the rumors suggested of that's all there is, but it certainly doesn't look good that a cop is reading him his rights while he's bleeding out on the ground.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (6ydKt)

42 34 When people vote for democrats, people die.

It's the price the moochers and looters are willing to pay for their free shit.
Posted by: Not Hard To Understand at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (z20w/)

Correction: when people let the fucking democrats steal elections in broad daylight people die.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

43 whistleblowers alleging that their DMV coworkers were running industrial-scale drivers license fraud for cash.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (1wjle)

FFS. Is there a single person working a government job that's not engaged in fraud?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (zYpTz)

44 36 Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog

Does soccer have pointy-elbowed cheerleaders?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

How would ANY of us know that?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 01, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)

45 bonhomme, do they get away with no insurance too?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 06:35 PM (5P5DO)

46 As soon as something like this happens, they disappear and a dozen new companies open in their place.
Posted by: bonhomme

Kind of surprised to learn they don't have to be bonded. I mean being the key point for drivers hauling $100k of 4 tons of merch at 60mph routinely and no bonding? Er, whut?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2026 06:35 PM (diia5)

47 FFS. Is there a single person working a government job that's not engaged in fraud?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (zYpTz)
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They had to get rid of that guy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (Fi81e)

48 Wolfus Aurelius

Well, male soccer players are fragile creatures, that flop onto the ground after a pat on the tush.

The same thing may happen on woman soccer teams, but I never watched.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

49 Lol. Are you having a stroke?

Nothing will ever replace boobs in the heart of the Horde, let alone soccer.

Unless you are ace- and therefore gay.

QED.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

50 The citizenship test may be in English, but what do you want to bet it got "waived" for some reason, or money changed hands so that JongDong passed?

He was hired to drive a bus. Bankrupt the company that hired him.

Speaking English is not negotiable in the USA.

Posted by: old chick at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (F3Dlr)

51 whistleblowers alleging that their DMV coworkers were running industrial-scale drivers license fraud for cash.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (1wjle)

There are those in state government who care and try to do the best work possible under the constraints they have, and then there are the slackers and looters who have the full backing of their management.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

52 Kathy Hochul is an accessory to the family slaughter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 06:37 PM (5xBgn)

53 Well, male soccer players are fragile creatures, that flop onto the ground after a pat on the tush.

The same thing may happen on woman soccer teams, but I never watched.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

*ponders*

So you have only ever watched 'male' soccer, huh salty?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

54 There are those in state government who care and try to do the best work possible under the constraints they have, and then there are the slackers and looters who have the full backing of their management.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)
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Congress just asks for its cut off the top.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:38 PM (Fi81e)

55 Hello fellow time travelers @ 7:23pm. Everything seems so different, and futuristic.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9)

56 OT: the Quest protein chips are actually not bad. They are growing on me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

57 Whichever company hired this guy to drive should be no more, toast, and its owners barred from the industry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 06:39 PM (5xBgn)

58 Kathy Hochul is an accessory to the family slaughter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 06:37 PM (5xBgn)

Sovereign immunity. The Queen of NY does not respond to smelly poors.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)

59 it would be interesting to know what "medical disability exemption" he got to exempt him from the English language requirement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (aD4fx)

Narcolepsy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (zYpTz)

60 He's a naturalized American citizen -- but he can't speak a word of English.

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I'm old enough to remember that the ability to read and speak English was a requirement of citizenship.

But hey, The Left and #Woke Riech can't import third-world murderers fast enough ... WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE, RACISTS!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (Na5xP)

61 I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (zYpTz)

62 As soon as something like this happens, they disappear and a dozen new companies open in their place.

Posted by: bonhomme
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That's going to slow down the shipping of books to learing centers across America.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)

63 Dash, well played, sweetie.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (5P5DO)

64 Whichever company hired this guy to drive should be no more, toast, and its owners barred from the industry.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 06:39 PM (5xBgn)

Luckily, didnt scouts just rule that companies can be held liable for their drivers?

Fucking sue the shit out of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

65 Kathy Hochul's NY state gave this fraudulent migrant a CDL

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None dare call it "CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER."

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (Na5xP)

66 What time zone is Ace posting from?

Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (SHHm+)

67 Janet Mills just reminded everyone that her campaign is merely "suspended" and that she's still on the ballot.

===

This is going to be great! GREAT!

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (GD0B3)

68 I denounce myself.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (zYpTz)

Why? I was going to say ADHD or Dyslexia.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (rbvCR)

69 FFS. Is there a single person working a government job that's not engaged in fraud?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (zYpTz)

Not since they fired me. Truly.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (oSeBJ)

70 He was hired to drive a bus. Bankrupt the company that hired him.

Speaking English is not negotiable in the USA.
Posted by: old chick

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E&P Travel Inc. is a small charter bus company based in Kings Mountain, North Carolina, with its registered office at an apartment address (612 Charles St, Apt 89). Incorporated in November 2023 by Shuo Liu, the firm operates four vehicles and employs 11 drivers under FMCSA authority MC1601837.

The company is currently at the center of a major investigation following a fatal crash on Interstate 95 in Stafford County, Virginia, on May 29, 2026

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (+QDQw)

71 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.

Gee, I wonder why./

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (3ImbR)

72 To come to America you had to show you would be self sufficient
Now you just need to become a ward of the state

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)

73 Aetius451AD work phone

I had a Mexican soccer player on my school bus. We talked. He claims he had no acting lessons.

He was illegally recruited to improve the local Kansas high school soccer team. Because coaches get a lot of money for winning and especially getting into end of season playoff games.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

74 Sovereign immunity. The Queen of NY does not respond to smelly poors.
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* links pinkies *

Posted by: The Witch of Michigan at June 01, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

75 Not the craw. The Dong!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 06:42 PM (Cqx++)

76 Because coaches get a lot of money for winning and especially getting into end of season playoff games.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

So you were the Ringer's driver?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

77
29

There are exceptions for some people over 55 (who've had a green card for more than 15 years), and for a "medical disability exemption".

I don't think that the guy is over 55, so it would be interesting to know what "medical disability exemption" he got to exempt him from the English language requirement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM

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The disability would have to be bad enough to disqualify him from a license anyway (Legally blind? Narcolepsy? Retarded?). But so would being unable to speak or read English.

I suspect, if this story doesn't vanish, that we will discover that was no actual disability or other excuse, but that he got citizenship anyway. And that the key government officials involved were paid off, and probably not born here.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (azNOR)

78 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.

Gee, I wonder why./
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (3ImbR)
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People must forget when Mayors were more functional and not so ideologically correct.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (Fi81e)

79 67 Janet Mills just reminded everyone that her campaign is merely "suspended" and that she's still on the ballot.

===

This is going to be great! GREAT!
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (GD0B3)

Wish they had waited to dump the dirt on Platner until after the midterms.... Which makes me think it's the dems themselves behind it...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (FtULh)

80 This guy is going to be the 2028 democrat presidential candidate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (xvV+O)

81 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.

===

He will rename it "Muhammad Bridge".

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)

82
Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.

Feelin' groovy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 06:44 PM (Cqx++)

83 Aetius451AD work phone

From home to class and back. Not to games.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:44 PM (u82oZ)

84 A near perfect democrat resume. If only he can get some homo angle, like a side piece of ass while he was married. He is a lock.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (xvV+O)

85 These illegal drivers are everywhere. And they are shitty drivers. You have to be careful and put as much distance between you and them as you can but you have to take heed of the swerving.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (D1E+2)

86 Wish they had waited to dump the dirt on Platner until after the midterms.... Which makes me think it's the dems themselves behind it...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (FtULh)

Dems underestimated the power of nazi musk !

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (GD0B3)

87 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge."

Feeling groovy....

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (XuXeR)

88 Slow again, I am....

Sigh

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (XuXeR)

89 Wish they had waited to dump the dirt on Platner until after the midterms.... Which makes me think it's the dems themselves behind it...

Posted by: It's me donna
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Agree 100% on both points.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (xvV+O)

90 May the Friends and Family of the Doncevs Find Strength and Be Comforted.

May the Family and Friends of Priscilla Mafalda likewise be Blessed...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (3ZUWJ)

91
Semitruck driver, last name Noori, caused the Green River WY tunnel inferno last year.
Wyoming charging with Homicide.

Story at Cowboy State Daily.

Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (3ek7K)

92 Dollars to donuts this bus company is also a visa and benefits fraud scam.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (+QDQw)

93 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.

What, named for one of the 9/11 hijackers?

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

94 Axeman

Mandamni and most politicians:
sic transit gloria mundi.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

95 Dong, where's grampa's automobil
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Automobeer?

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (z+O9Y)

96 5 Citizenship test is in English
Posted by: Paul at June 01, 2026 06:24 PM (kuSpK)
____________________________

Yup, with the only two exceptions being age (elderly can take it with an interpreter) or medical condition. It's a multiple choice test, and there had been rumors that the staff purposefully overlooks individuals who pull out their phone and have someone else taking the test that way.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (dIske)

97 The Reddit-addicted Pussy Hustler also says he bought coke while on active duty "on the government's dime" and has, of course, "no regrets."/i]

If the coke was good, of course he had no complaints.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:47 PM (6ydKt)

98 Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (dIske)

Just curious, why are you copying and pasting trolls ?

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)

99 Be forewarned not to make too big a deal out of the English bit.

Most likely he speaks and reads perfect English, but only said "my no hablo" because they ALL say that when they are caught because it makes it so much more difficult to process them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 06:47 PM (+QDQw)

100 >>>Speaking English is not negotiable in the USA.
Posted by: old chick at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (F3Dlr

======

Hahaha, hahaha.

Oh, wait. You're serious?!

Posted by: John Jonah Jameson Jr. - Daily Bugle at June 01, 2026 06:48 PM (Y2/Vj)

101 No surprise.

48 out of 50 states allow you to take your driver's test in a language other than English. The only two that require English are South Dakota and Wyoming. California offers the most language choices at 32.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:48 PM (3ImbR)

102 98 Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (dIske)

Just curious, why are you copying and pasting trolls ?
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)
__________________________________

Do you disagree with my response?

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:48 PM (dIske)

103 > bonhomme, do they get away with no insurance too?

Sometimes the shell only owns the trucks. Sometimes they're chameleon companies. One shuts down, it re-opens under a new name. Then they present the new name to insurance companies. Sometimes they have self-insured retentions.

If the company disappears, it might be hard to locate the dissolved company. Sometimes the insurance company will use the fact that the trucking company is fraudulent to deny coverage. Sometimes the company will operate under lapsed policy. Sometimes the company is self insured. If the company disappears with all of its assets, good luck collecting against that.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:49 PM (mkw2N)

104 Sadly, tragically, something similar just happened to a great man , lawyer and long time friend. Near Atlanta, wihile stopped for traffic, he, his wife and son were plowed into by a dump truck. Our friend and his son were killed; his wife is hospitalized. I haven't heard the details of the culpable driver but I have an inkling... This has to stop.

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2026 06:50 PM (lCppi)

105 Howie Carr (Boston talk radio) calls Platner the “Oyster Fuhrer”. Great nickname.

Also said he comes from a wealthy family and went to the Hotchkiss School, a New England private expensive high school in CT. He ain’t no working class.

Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at June 01, 2026 06:50 PM (np2zX)

106
Not now. No time for yanky my wanky. The Donger needs amphetamines.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2026 06:50 PM (azNOR)

107 Kathy Hochul's NY state gave this fraudulent migrant a CDL

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Soon, Hochul, soon...

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 06:50 PM (Vh9CX)

108 Do you disagree with my response?
Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:48 PM (dIske)

Ok, I see now why you are copying and pasting trolls.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:51 PM (GD0B3)

109 Not long after 9/11 in upprr People's Republic of New Jersey at a Home Depot duel announcements in England and Spanish

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:51 PM (Ia/+0)

110 It’s only going to get worse. I’m glad we didn’t have kiddos.

Posted by: Billythesquid at June 01, 2026 06:51 PM (ijc3Q)

111 I honestly don't know why Platner ever thought he'd get away with running for any public office with all this stuff in his closet.

How does one go from Military, to Communist-Perv Redditor to Oyster Farming to Part-Time Harbor Master to U.S. Senator anyhow?

Not a typical career path.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

112 E&P Travel Inc. is a small charter bus company based in Kings Mountain, North Carolina, with its registered office at an apartment address (612 Charles St, Apt 89). Incorporated in November 2023 by Shuo Liu, the firm operates four vehicles and employs 11 drivers under FMCSA authority MC1601837.

The company is currently at the center of a major investigation following a fatal crash on Interstate 95 in Stafford County, Virginia, on May 29, 2026
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (+QDQw)

5 dead bodies including children, because he couldn't speak or read English yet he was given a paid position driving a bus endangering every single vehicle/person in his path.

It is an urgent necessity to demand that ALL are fluent in English in this country. My gawd, when we will learn that being accommodating means death?

Posted by: old chick at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (F3Dlr)

113 runner

That was an unusually coherent and on topic response from our benighted troll.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

114 It’s only going to get worse. I’m glad we didn’t have kiddos.
Posted by: Billythesquid at June 01, 2026 06:51 PM (ijc3Q)

Thats very sad. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

115 What, named for one of the 9/11 hijackers?
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)
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Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (3ImbR)

116
If the company disappears, it might be hard to locate the dissolved company. Sometimes the insurance company will use the fact that the trucking company is fraudulent to deny coverage. Sometimes the company will operate under lapsed policy. Sometimes the company is self insured. If the company disappears with all of its assets, good luck collecting against that.

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Pretty sure the CEO and owner's name are on the articles of organization.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:49 PM (mkw2N)

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (Vh9CX)

117 I honestly don't know why Platner ever thought he'd get away with running for any public office with all this stuff in his closet.

How does one go from Military, to Communist-Perv Redditor to Oyster Farming to Part-Time Harbor Master to U.S. Senator anyhow?

Not a typical career path.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)
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Yeah, usually it's unemployed commune worker to Mayor to Senator

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 01, 2026 06:53 PM (XCCeP)

118 Per Bing AI one of the council women who has supported renaming the bridge reversed herself and now does not support renaming the bridge.

Grain of salt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

119 I can't get over how much Mamdani's wife looks like a young Ayn Rand.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)

120 SpeakingOf

He is the fusible link to get a smoother, but still Left-voting candidate. This is an OP.

People will vote in relief for the new Dem candidate, and the Left can try and shed their well-deserved reputation for Anti-Semitism and Nazi worship.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

121 That Platner guy is the rule, not the exception. Thousands like him running around, nothing wrong with them, collecting this or that benefit for being "disabled" and avoiding work or having a sinecure to snuggle up into while proclaiming from the roof tops how much they "work".

All bullshit.

Posted by: It's A Swindle, A Swindle at June 01, 2026 06:55 PM (z20w/)

122 I can't get over how much Mamdani's wife looks like a young Ayn Rand.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)

Crazy eyes and all?

*goes to look her up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

123 Somebody posted the newest Spencer Pratt ad earlier and it's perfect:

https://tinyurl.com/4hjtcj34
(X post)

The blue-haired barista girl at the end giggling at her 'daddy issues' is on point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (6ydKt)

124 5 dead bodies including children, because he couldn't speak or read English yet he was given a paid position driving a bus endangering every single vehicle/person in his path.

It is an urgent necessity to demand that ALL are fluent in English in this country. My gawd, when we will learn that being accommodating means death?
Posted by: old chick at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (F3Dlr)
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He was also a direct threat to every passenger on his bus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (gnNyN)

125 I can't get over how much Mamdani's wife looks like a young Ayn Rand.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)
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His wife's a dog. Sorry, but it's true. And her antisemitism makes her even uglier.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (3ImbR)

126 Aetius451AD

Does she write love scenes as bad as Ayn Rand?
That would be sad and bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

127 I enjoy sniffing Transgender Farts so that I can be more in touch with my feminine side.

How about everyone else out there ???

Posted by: Graham Cunningham Platner at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (MELMQ)

128 I just pulled up E & P Travel (company running the bus)...their domicile is a residential apartment.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (dIske)

129 Sorry, kindly I don't see it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

130 Being working class requires 1, not being born into privilege and going to private school and 2, working.

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"NAZI Nepot Babies FTW!"

/Call me, Cucker Qatarlson

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (Na5xP)

131 His wife's a dog. Sorry, but it's true. And her antisemitism makes her even uglier.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (3ImbR)

In some of her pictures she kinda sorta looks like a hairier ann Hathaway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

132 Yeah, usually it's unemployed commune worker to Mayor to Senator

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 01, 2026 06:53 PM (XCCeP)

He must've been buddies with Bernie is probably the answer.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (6ydKt)

133
The Adulterous Nazi Communist Is Also a Cokehead

____________
.
Democrat Bingo!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (O0L8i)

134 Does she write love scenes as bad as Ayn Rand?
That would be sad and bad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

Did she write graphic and highly detailed lust letters to mickey spillane?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

135 I just pulled up E & P Travel (company running the bus)...their domicile is a residential apartment.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (dIske)

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Somalians, eating the dogs and the cats?

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 07:01 PM (Na5xP)

136 128 I just pulled up E & P Travel (company running the bus)...their domicile is a residential apartment.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (dIske)

Must be a bear to do maintenance on a passenger bus in the apartment parking lot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)

137 The Adulterous Nazi Communist Is Also a Cokehead

____________
.
Democrat Bingo!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (O0L8i)

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At least he's not a pedophile.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:02 PM (Na5xP)

138 His wife's a dog. Sorry, but it's true. And her antisemitism makes her even uglier.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (3ImbR)

If not objectivist, then why objectivist shaped?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 07:02 PM (rbvCR)

139 Here's a link to Rama Mamdani's website where she showcases her "artwork." Nearly all of it looks like self-portraits. Not a fan.

https://tinyurl.com/5ef3a5me

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 07:04 PM (3ImbR)

140 Thinking about Platner's sex pest website handle. Didn't Hunter Biden have a ridiculous username on some of the websites he was on? Maybe one of the porn sites or emails. It was some combination of 1) a term for posterior 2) a series of numbers 3) some action word like blaster or annihilator or something similar.

Anyone remember that?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:04 PM (3uBP9)

141
Whenever I see a headline starting "Another Migrant Who" or "Illegal Alien Who," I don't know whether it's going to be the illegal alien who stabbed three people or the migrant who plowed a semi into 5 cars or the illegal alien who became a school superintendent and embezzled $500,000 over three years or the non-English speaking migrant who...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (n7rxJ)

142 Somalians, eating the dogs and the cats?

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 07:01 PM (Na5xP)

They're just eating the dogs and the cats that Americans don't want to eat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (dK+Kv)

143
When I see photos of Madman and his wife I see the devil.

They are evil.

Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (3ek7K)

144 Not impressed, but seems like someone screaming inside

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0)

145 I don't suppose Herr Platner can be called back before a tribunal and charged under UCMJ?
Be funny to try to campaign from Leavenworth.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE)

146 Back when someone in the Federal guvment decided the national drinking age should be 21, but they had no authority to do it, extorted the States by denying DOT highway funding from any state that did not raise the age to 21. I think North Dakota was the last hold out having only like 5 miles of interstate...

Strictly speaking, the age to consume alcohol is at best tangentially related to driving or using federal transportation system, but they did.

That said,

Federal DOT should withhold all funding from States (NYFS) for all transportation systems, maybe including FAA*, if they do not provide the records that were politely requested.
Shut NY Fing State down.

* Actually, I think it best to keep the airports open for inbound passenger traffic, but no outbound unless they are going overseas.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:06 PM (/lPRQ)

147 FFS. Is there a single person working a government job that's not engaged in fraud?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Well, yes. But he makes the rest look bad, so the union's on his case.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 01, 2026 07:07 PM (aJQbY)

148 As for stupid poonhound names, gotta give it up to Carlos Danger. I'm just sorry the actual Carlos Dengler didn't roll up to beat Weiner with his bass.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:07 PM (gKWVE)

149 And who can forget 'Pierre Delecto'?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:08 PM (6ydKt)

150 Well, we don't know that Pierre Delecto was bothering teenaged girls.

Posted by: probably more into boys anyway at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (gKWVE)

151 I have a long commute tomorrow, should be getting ready for bed

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (Ia/+0)

152 nood

sikh

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

153 141
Whenever I see a headline starting "Another Migrant Who" or "Illegal Alien Who," I don't know whether it's going to be the illegal alien who stabbed three people or the migrant who plowed a semi into 5 cars or the illegal alien who became a school superintendent and embezzled $500,000 over three years or the non-English speaking migrant who...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (n7rxJ)

You are noticing patterns.
This is forbidden in our modern progressive utopia.

Racist.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)

154 I had a remarkable day yesterday. After literally months of being stuck on a particular challenge in the video game Jurassic World: Evolution III, I finally figured it out! My joy is only slightly diminished by my knowledge of how f*cking simple it was and how f*cking stupid I was. Now I'm breeding dinos like Perdue Farms breeds chickens. Bask in my glory!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (ndZc7)

155 Somebody posted the newest Spencer Pratt ad earlier and it's perfect:

https://tinyurl.com/4hjtcj34
(X post)

The blue-haired barista girl at the end giggling at her 'daddy issues' is on point.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Hood Rat saying "Ain't going back to jail" with a pistol sticking out of his waistline.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (/lPRQ)

156 Start spreading the news, you're dying today, tell 'em, Frank
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York
Your vagabond drivers, they are longing to stray
And crash into the heart of it, New York, New York
I wanna wake up in that city morgue that doesn't sleep
And find your king of the hill, top of the heap...

Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra, Dirty WOP With A Big Crank at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (z20w/)

157 Almost dinner time for me, and for the furry thugs.

River of No Return with Marilyn Monroe and Robert Mitchum is on Movies! tonight at 7 Central.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 07:13 PM (wzUl9)

158 CBS News had this story on their web site. No mention of not speaking English.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 01, 2026 07:14 PM (y171U)

159 139 Here's a link to Rama Mamdani's website where she showcases her "artwork." Nearly all of it looks like self-portraits. Not a fan.

https://tinyurl.com/5ef3a5me
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 07:04 PM (3ImbR)

Ugh. Me, neither.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (zYpTz)

160 Democrats keep telling us illegal immigrants will supercharge our economy. OK. When?

Maybe I missed the news the US economy has been supercharged by the uncountable illegal masses of unskilled, uneducated, third world riffraff. I do occasionally oversleep.

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2026 07:15 PM (5rh/l)

161 It's truly heartbreaking. (Only $50,000 was requested thru Go Fund Me to bury the entire family. Hoodlums & their families have easily racked up donations for >$100,000 plus.)

Why should the driver's inability to read or speak a single word of English be a surprise when our voting ballots now come in 30 foreign languages? Or sit in a blue state DMV half the day.

Did he marry in? (I know of a S. Korean' criminal' who just did because his U.S. wife detests Trump.) Take ALL they (his family might) have for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 07:16 PM (NFX2v)

162
DOT says those documents must be turned over by Wednesday at 10AM ET, or face consequences/penalties.

================

I thought "consequences/penalties" were already being imposed on states that weren't providing CDL records to USDOT. I thought all kinds of "consequences/penalties" were being imposed on uncooperative States -- voting records, CDLs, what else?

I suppose spending that's been approved by Congress has to go forward -- so the "consequences/penalties" are light? #NothingWillHappen

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:28 PM (n7rxJ)

163 They're certainly supercharging my local PA government & schools.

Look at the formula in PA for determining poverty, free meals, etc. vs. alleged school funding formulas.

In 2 or 3 years, an area with about 10% poverty and then 30+% school age kids "in need" for food security, to more than 53% percent allegedly in need, including housing, and upwards of 30+% in the special needs categories. (Computing it is crap. If their parent or guardian used WIC, CHIP, EBT they're automatically in. Go live with a grandparent in 55+ housing, all in. And the pattern of abuse goes forward.)

All the while teachers are making more than $100,000 on average for salary, not including benefits, and a great deal of the teaching is still by handheld tablets and at least one day at home on zoom for the kids.

That's just a tad below Philly's demographics for poverty and need, and way, way more for special education funding.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)

164 Oh, here ya go. We're rocking and rolling in county & state! And they're putting in such a nice river walk and environmental pathway in the hood and worrying about pretend environmental justice pollution.

>WGAL dot com: 25 arrested, over 50 birds rescued after police broke up bird fight in Chester

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 07:47 PM (NFX2v)

165 87 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge."
Feeling groovy....

More like "Feelin' Jew-y". Amirite?

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at June 01, 2026 08:45 PM (bWR5k)

166 Immigrants Who Did It Right killed by an Immigrant Who Did It Wrong, courtesy of The State.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 09:20 PM (T6aVk)

167 Speaking English is not negotiable in the USA.
Posted by: old chick at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (F3Dlr)

Come work with me one night.

While people are shrieking about evil Islam, I say “I do not want America to have its own little Quebec” and the same people shrug.

I’d like to see an Amendment setting English as the official language. Late to the party but WTF.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 09:25 PM (T6aVk)

168 Guys, "p-hustle" is a joke about rapper names with the p being for platner. Implying it means pussy hustler is a "hey fellow kids, how do you do" sort of embarrassment. And if you don't know what that is either just take our word on it.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 09:05 AM (M4Oji)

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