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First World Problems...

MittWoe26.jpg

If there was a Platonic Ideal of oven mitts, that would be it!

Except...the designers clearly fell down on the job and did not design it to last forever, so my three mitts (I bought two more as soon as I realized that it was perfect) are not long for this world.

Sadly, the manufacturer discontinued the design in favor of a clearly inferior one, but probably cheaper and easier to manufacture.

I have considered having it copied and manufactured for myself, and even hit up you maniacs for advice, but the small-run required is not cost effective.

The alternatives are grim: keep using the mitts and accept the occasional burn as they fall apart, then stop using mitts altogether, and accept burns every day; or stop cooking.

It is a real struggle!

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM




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Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 02:00 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Really prefer waterproof oven mitts

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Welding gloves. You're welcome

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2026 02:04 PM (LHPAg)

4 A used and deteriorating oven mitt is a test of manhood. You pick up a hot pan with it, only to realize that there's very little between you and the heat source. Do you drop it and curse, or do you carry it to it's intended location as your flesh sears?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2026 02:04 PM (Riz8t)

5 Heavier dish towels...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 07, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)

6 Burn the kitchen down, buy new mitts, build new kitchen to match their theme.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 07, 2026 02:05 PM (aJQbY)

7 When I saw that picture, I thought a cat had barfed up a hairball on a throw rug

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at June 07, 2026 02:06 PM (/enuJ)

8 What in fresh hello is this?!?!?!

https://tinyurl.com/5n6rwc6a

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:06 PM (3UbC6)

9 I use pot holders, not mitts, but same problem. Favorites wear out and replacements seem shoddier.
Accept the occasional burn.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 07, 2026 02:06 PM (sl73Y)

10 Cloth from Hobby Lobby or Walmart, needle and thread.
Some assembly required.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 02:07 PM (UcW11)

11 dude surely that big co-blogger money can afford new oven mitts

Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2026 02:07 PM (ZxPkt)

12 The answer is obvious, welders gloves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2026 02:08 PM (XeU6L)

13
CBD,

It's too funny your post is about potholders.

Yesterday I was doing some baking and looking at my potholders and was trying to decide whether to wash them or buy new ones.

I think I'll buy new ones.

Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2026 02:08 PM (x4yF4)

14 looks like a petri dish

I kid of course
great stuff

Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2026 02:08 PM (ZxPkt)

15 One word: carry out.

Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2026 02:08 PM (vt7xw)

16 Burn the kitchen down, buy new mitts, build new kitchen to match their theme.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 07, 2026 02:05 PM (aJQbY)


Your plan is a good one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 02:08 PM (iERP6)

17 Happy Pride Foods for those special days.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 02:09 PM (UcW11)

18 Red Brick heat resistant gloves. There are other ones out there but I like them best. Available from RS Hughes.
I've done lot's of foundry work. Keeping people from burning themselves was a big thing.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 02:09 PM (ZxzYs)

19 2 Really prefer waterproof oven mitts

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)


These, or high-heat kitchen gloves. The gloves I have have silicone knubs on the the fingers and thumbs to improve holding friction. Not waterproof, though. But very flexible. Mine allow you to easily grasp cups and other small containers out of the oven or microwave, using the thumb plus one or two fingers. Not designed to let you hold a 450 F pan for a long time, but who does that?

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 02:10 PM (5rh/l)

20 The alternatives are grim: keep using the mitts and accept the occasional burn as they fall apart, then stop using mitts altogether, and accept burns every day; or stop cooking.

Use cheap illegal Aztec labor to sew them mitts?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 02:11 PM (l3cgK)

21 8 What in fresh hello is this?!?!?!

https://tinyurl.com/5n6rwc6a
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:06 PM (3UbC6)

NSFW

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:11 PM (6wpGE)

22 Red Brick Hot Mill.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxzYs)

23 Had a stump that looked just like that.

Suggest dynamite!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 02:12 PM (/lPRQ)

24 Looks like the beginning of a wall display of retired oven mitts. Perhaps they deserve to be included in a national display at the Smithsonian.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 02:12 PM (qx7Zg)

25 21 8 What in fresh hello is this?!?!?!

https://tinyurl.com/5n6rwc6a
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:06 PM (3UbC6)

NSFW

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:11 PM (6wpGE)

Colonoscopy prep kits are sold out this month...probably.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 02:13 PM (l3cgK)

26 I wear heat resistant plastic gloves now. I've had too many burns and my hands slipping off the mitts. I fully admit it is a me problem. I am simply very uncoordinated. But the plastic gloves work well. Kitchenaid, soft silicone, ribbed more my oven's pleasure. Works very nice. Will last a long time I hope. cost $17

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 02:13 PM (3uBP9)

27 Learn to sew.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2026 02:13 PM (IP7s4)

28 Red Brick heat resistant gloves. There are other ones out there but I like them best. Available from RS Hughes.
I've done lot's of foundry work. Keeping people from burning themselves was a big thing.


If heat were the only consideration, you'd wear asbestos pipe insulation or space shuttle tiles. There are competing needs, though. You want thermal isolation, and that's pretty easy if you don't care about tactile fidelity or the ability to insert your fingers into a loop handle. If you do care about the other qualities, then you have to select something that still allows you to grip, and tell when you're picking something up.

A folded towel provides adequate isolation, and can be folded different ways to lessen or enhance the thermal isolation.

I may be overthinking this.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2026 02:13 PM (Riz8t)

29 I have food-grade silicone oven gloves that tolerate up to 600F

Amazon

Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2026 02:14 PM (ZxPkt)

30 I'd think a local fabric shop would have ideas about making those, maybe even a pattern.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:14 PM (6wpGE)

31 What in fresh hello is this?!?!?!

https://tinyurl.com/5n6rwc6a
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:06 PM (3UbC6)

NSFW

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:11 PM (6wpGE)
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Not safe anywhere!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:14 PM (3UbC6)

32 26 I wear heat resistant plastic gloves now. I've had too many burns and my hands slipping off the mitts. I fully admit it is a me problem. I am simply very uncoordinated. But the plastic gloves work well. Kitchenaid, soft silicone, ribbed more my oven's pleasure. Works very nice. Will last a long time I hope. cost $17
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 02:13 PM (3uBP9)

... ribbed for my oven's pleasure! haha!

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:15 PM (6wpGE)

33 31 What in fresh hello is this?!?!?!

https://tinyurl.com/5n6rwc6a
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:06 PM (3UbC6)

NSFW

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:11 PM (6wpGE)
-

Not safe anywhere!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:14 PM (3UbC6)

I thought maybe you had found a source for CBD's oven mitt. But nooo....

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:16 PM (6wpGE)

34 I have food-grade silicone oven gloves that tolerate up to 600F

Amazon

Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2026 02:14 PM (ZxPkt)
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Been using them for years in the kitchen and with the grill.

Mrs. BD doesn't like them for some reason and insists on using half destroyed mitts like those discussed here.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:16 PM (3UbC6)

35 >>> ... ribbed for my oven's pleasure! haha!
Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:15 PM (6wpGE)


Yeah I got autocucumbered but I'm glad someone got it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 02:17 PM (3uBP9)

36 You know who else needed oven mitts?

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 02:17 PM (ZxzYs)

37 Church groups and small towns often have craft fairs around the holidays, where people who could make this sort of thing abound. And perhaps even have interesting ideas about perfection in oven mitts.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 07, 2026 02:17 PM (kYmoU)

38 I would have like to see a back view of the mitt, too, CBD.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:18 PM (6wpGE)

39 23 Had a stump that looked just like that.

Suggest dynamite!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 02:12 PM (/lPRQ)

Three thinks I learned in chem class at the JC: How to make a fertilizer bomb (for stumps...trees, but if you're not careful, your hands/feet), distilling alcohol, and treating cyanide poisoning (sodium thiosulfate)...

Oh, and antimony can be used as an emetic (stibnite)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 02:18 PM (l3cgK)

40 *liked

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:18 PM (6wpGE)

41 Yeah, don't try the stibnite...it's toxic. LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 02:19 PM (l3cgK)

42 Yeah I got autocucumbered but I'm glad someone got it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 02:17 PM (3uBP9)

I caught it but last time I commented on something like that...
The repercussions are still ongoing.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 02:19 PM (ZxzYs)

43 I'd think a local fabric shop would have ideas about making those, maybe even a pattern.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:14 PM (6wpGE)


It's actually a complicated design, with three layers of different thin protective material.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 02:22 PM (iERP6)

44 Three thinks I learned in chem class at the JC: How to make a fertilizer bomb

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 02:18 PM (l3cgK)
-

@fbiSnitchLine

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:22 PM (3UbC6)

45 Every oven mitt and pot holder I own came from mom's kitchen. I know where all the thin spots are, and can shift my fingers so they don't get too blackened...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2026 02:23 PM (nbLIj)

46 Need to start including something for scale... maybe a quarter or giraffe...

Anyway, I see the first problem, that is not an oven mitt.

What you need are professional grade Z-rated hot pads.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 02:24 PM (/lPRQ)

47 44 Three thinks I learned in chem class at the JC: How to make a fertilizer bomb

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 02:18 PM (l3cgK)
-

@fbiSnitchLine
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:22 PM (3UbC6)

; )

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:25 PM (6wpGE)

48 The local supermarket now offers three sizes of shopping carts: Standard, small, and extra small. Perhaps this is an effort to differentiate itself from Wal-mart, which only has one size of cart.

My FWP: When I return my cart to the cart corral in the parking lot, I find the corral is set up to contain only two rows of carts, and the rows are not marked for size. Should I:
a. Go ahead and shove my cart into a row, all higgily-piggily and willy-nilly?
b. Carefully sort the carts out by size, placing them in rows, and leave the smallest row outside the corral?
c. Act like a Democrat and just abandon my cart in the parking lot and let somebody else worry about it?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2026 02:25 PM (TR4+2)

49 I use those little high temp silicon mats at work when I do monthly solder samples. I set stainless cupcake pans full of molten solder on them all the time and you can't even tell. Probably 900°f. Not a mark or a puff of smoke. I was amazed they even worked. I figured the pan would melt right through them.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 02:26 PM (ZxzYs)

50 That looks like an oven mitt designed for bears.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2026 02:26 PM (cWLG3)

51 PRO TIP: Silicone rubber oven mitts are to cloth oven mitts what Star Wars is to Disney Star Wars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 02:27 PM (guGkK)

52 46 ... I see the first problem ... that is not an oven mitt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 02:24 PM (/lPRQ)

It MIGHT be an oven mitt. CBD's not letting us see the other side.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:27 PM (6wpGE)

53 I have mitts but they're not always convenient when you're working the grill.

I was working the grill while intoxicated and burned three of my fingers on a 600deg grill and decided it was time to get some fancy new gloves. They are worth every penny.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 02:28 PM (pSkMS)

54 49 I use those little high temp silicon mats at work when I do monthly solder samples. I set stainless cupcake pans full of molten solder on them all the time and you can't even tell. Probably 900°f. Not a mark or a puff of smoke. I was amazed they even worked. I figured the pan would melt right through them.
Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 02:26 PM (ZxzYs)

That's scary, to me.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:28 PM (6wpGE)

55 >>That looks like an oven mitt designed for bears.

Certain types of bears.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2026 02:28 PM (viF8m)

56 My two padded oven mitts got lost in my move so I've been using the humble potholders. I do wash them on occasion though. You'd think with all the other crap I order from Amazon I could put in an order for replacement mitts. Maybe I will now.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 02:30 PM (lJ0H4)

57 Bring it back to the corral and let staff handle it.

Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2026 02:30 PM (8jVAy)

58 This is funny, a new home security sign:

x.com/PatchoSombrero/status/
2063566739195990302

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 02:30 PM (3uBP9)

59 I get burned more from wrongly judging that I don't need mitts when moving something a short distance than from poorly constructed mitts.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 07, 2026 02:30 PM (XvL8K)

60 55 >>That looks like an oven mitt designed for bears.

Certain types of bears.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2026 02:28 PM (viF8m)

I was just thinking that the other side of the mitt might look ghey.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:31 PM (6wpGE)

61 My FWP: When I return my cart to the cart corral in the parking lot, I find the corral is set up to contain only two rows of carts, and the rows are not marked for size.

In cart corrals around here, the normal size generally ends up going in one column, the small size (which I very much prefer) go in the other, and the extra small size, if such exists, goes in the supermarket lobby or just past the entrance, because they are designed for kids and not for real shopping (alternate theory: they are designed for AlexTheChick, whose custom all supermarkets must compete to attract).

I do not know if this organization is set up by the SMPTB or arises naturally from customers, but it does seem to work well. Which column is which appears to be random, which is a reasonable check on over-regimentation.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 07, 2026 02:31 PM (kYmoU)

62 Going over to see my parents
Back when I get there maybe

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Ia/+0)

63 In cart corrals around here, the normal size generally ends up going in one column, the small size (which I very much prefer) go in the other,

I always go for the small cart. Maneuverability wins out over payload every time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 02:33 PM (guGkK)

64 That's scary, to me.
Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:28 PM (6wpGE)

"Okay now set it there and get the next one."
"What? No way. That's rubber."
"It'll take it. Set it down we have to be quick."
Sets down pie tin and waits.
"Damn. It did it."
"I said QUICK!!"

Posted by: Reforger in training at June 07, 2026 02:33 PM (ZxzYs)

65 I'd put it in the corral as best I can.

Because we have the loonie coins up here, in my part of Ontario, the carts have a slot you put in a loonie to release a chain attached to the cart in front. When you put your cart away, you chain it up and get your dollar back.

It's annoying when you forget about that but I keep loonies in the car just for that.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 07, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)

66 48 The local supermarket now offers three sizes of shopping carts: Standard, small, and extra small. Perhaps this is an effort to differentiate itself from Wal-mart, which only has one size of cart.

My FWP: When I return my cart to the cart corral in the parking lot, I find the corral is set up to contain only two rows of carts, and the rows are not marked for size. Should I:
a. Go ahead and shove my cart into a row, all higgily-piggily and willy-nilly?
b. Carefully sort the carts out by size, placing them in rows, and leave the smallest row outside the corral?
c. Act like a Democrat and just abandon my cart in the parking lot and let somebody else worry about it?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2026 02:25 PM (TR4+2)

"Get on the cart!"

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:35 PM (6wpGE)

67 Grilling ribeye's today. Mushrooms going into the cast iron. I keep a towel or two on the oven handle when I take the pan off the heat. Off to prep the mashy taters now, so I'll miss the food thread. Bon apetit...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2026 02:35 PM (nbLIj)

68 I always go for the small cart. Maneuverability wins out over payload every time.

Words never spoken in Costco.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2026 02:36 PM (Riz8t)

69 67 Grilling ribeye's today. Mushrooms going into the cast iron. ... Off to prep the mashy taters....
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2026 02:35 PM (nbLIj)

yum

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:36 PM (6wpGE)

70 Send the wife to the shopping center.

Hermit life is good.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 02:37 PM (ZxzYs)

71 Because we have the loonie coins up here, in my part of Ontario, the carts have a slot you put in a loonie to release a chain attached to the cart in front. When you put your cart away, you chain it up and get your dollar back.

Wow. A dollar. Aldi's uses the same system and it's only a quarter.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 02:37 PM (lJ0H4)

72 Sounds like a growth market for Spatula City.

Posted by: Conniving Capitalist at June 07, 2026 02:37 PM (CJnkZ)

73 Dreary overcast here, cooking purplehull peas and rice with biscuits, you know, comfort food.

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2026 02:38 PM (LHPAg)

74 1st World Problem: Valero in Kali

A profitable refinery did not collapse. It escaped. Valero chose to spend $1 billion to exit California, shutting down its Benicia refinery years ahead of schedule and taking roughly 8% of the state’s refining capacity off the map. Punishing fines, unpredictable carbon credit rules, and relentless regulatory pressure made staying in business more costly than walking away from a billion dollars. When a World War II-era refinery with skilled workers, existing infrastructure, and real output cannot attract a single buyer, the conclusion is hard to avoid: California’s energy policies are not just squeezing industry, they are driving it out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2026 02:38 PM (lwhHh)

75 I always go for the small cart. Maneuverability wins out over payload every time.

Words never spoken in Costco.
Posted by: Archimedes
___________

Kroger got rid of the hand baskets where I'm at. Nothing but carts. Don't know why.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 07, 2026 02:38 PM (XvL8K)

76 Grilling ribeye's today

*squints sourly*

Ribeye's what?

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at June 07, 2026 02:38 PM (guGkK)

77 I'm supposed to go shooting in a couple of hours. I got a bad case of the lazies right now though.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 02:41 PM (ZxzYs)

78 I will do such amazingly stupid things. Like, "Hey I think I need to adjust the racks", and I will proceed to take the oven pan out using my mitt, set the mitt down, and proceed to rearrange the oven racks, at 400degrees with my bare hands. Also I will take out a cast iron dutch oven at 350degree, set it on top the oven, set my mitts down, and proceed to lift the lid off with my bare hands.

Wearing the gloves is like a constant reminder that I'm dumb and need to be careful. I think that's the biggest way they passively help me. I put them on and keep them on until I think I'm completely done with the oven.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 02:41 PM (3uBP9)

79 75 I always go for the small cart. Maneuverability wins out over payload every time.

Words never spoken in Costco.
Posted by: Archimedes
___________

Kroger got rid of the hand baskets where I'm at. Nothing but carts. Don't know why.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 07, 2026 02:38 PM (XvL8K)

To sell more, I'd think. You fill a hand basket and there's one more item you'd get, but your hand basket's full.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:42 PM (6wpGE)

80 76 Grilling ribeye's today

*squints sourly*

Ribeye's what?
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at June 07, 2026 02:38 PM (guGkK)

ribeye's today

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:42 PM (6wpGE)

81 >>> Because we have the loonie coins up here, in my part of Ontario, the carts have a slot you put in a loonie to release a chain attached to the cart in front. When you put your cart away, you chain it up and get your dollar back.


Maybe your supermarket is selling carts for $1 CDN

Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2026 02:42 PM (V0/Sp)

82 I always go for the small cart. Maneuverability wins out over payload every time.

Words never spoken in Costco.
Posted by: Archimedes
___________

Kroger got rid of the hand baskets where I'm at. Nothing but carts. Don't know why.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 07, 2026 02:38 PM (XvL8K)

My guess is that they can't easily guilt you into putting them back, and have to have employees do it from the checkout lanes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 02:42 PM (qx7Zg)

83 My FWP is that I saw a group of words in order, and they don't make sense:

own a gun

There are people who stop at one?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 02:45 PM (qx7Zg)

84 To sell more, I'd think. You fill a hand basket and there's one more item you'd get, but your hand basket's full.
Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:42 PM (6wpGE)

They've probably got hours and hours of video people trying to stuff a frozen pizza into one after a round through the store and just leaving the pizza behind.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 02:45 PM (ZxzYs)

85 Wow. A dollar. Aldi's uses the same system and it's only a quarter.
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 02:37 PM (lJ0H4)

Checked the loonie/dollar exchange rate recently?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2026 02:45 PM (TR4+2)

86 Some stores had smaller carts for kids. I asked about it once and the idea was to teach kids proper etiquette and responsibility. 99.99999% of the time those carts were taken by kids in families in which that was never ever going to happen. They were weapons. I don't see those around anymore.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 02:45 PM (3uBP9)

87 81 >>> Because we have the loonie coins up here, in my part of Ontario, the carts have a slot you put in a loonie to release a chain attached to the cart in front. When you put your cart away, you chain it up and get your dollar back.
+++
Aldi stores in the US do that. It requires a quarter.
It makes a lot of sense. No rouge carts doing damage in the parking lot and you don't have to pay employees to keep rounding them up.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 02:46 PM (CJnkZ)

88 No rouge carts doing damage in the parking lot…

I always choose the rouge carts over the carmine carts.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 07, 2026 02:47 PM (kYmoU)

89 It doesn't look like a glove, more like a pot holder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2026 02:48 PM (bss/y)

90 Grilling ribeye's today

*squints sourly*

Ribeye's what?
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at June 07, 2026 02:38 PM (guGkK)

Good catch. Not sure why my apostrophe muscle memory kicked in at that moment. Can't be too careful with spelling and grammar around here, given the unfounded tumo - I mean, rumors that have been flying around here...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2026 02:48 PM (nbLIj)

91 I always choose the rouge carts over the carmine carts.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 07, 2026 02:47 PM (kYmoU)

Rogue versus Rouge. I had to look it up.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2026 02:49 PM (TR4+2)

92 >>>Grilling ribeye's today. Mushrooms going into the cast iron. I keep a towel or two on the oven handle when I take the pan off the heat. Off to prep the mashy taters now, so I'll miss the food thread. Bon apetit...

Posted by: Joe Kidd

>Don't forget the AOSHQ steak sauce.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 02:49 PM (pSkMS)

93 Heh. What word was I looking for? Rogue, I guess. Love the quick wit around here.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 02:49 PM (CJnkZ)

94
oven mitt (British English oven glove)
noun
a padded mitten for handling hot dishes and pans.

mitten
noun
a glove with two sections, one for the thumb and the other for all four fingers.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:49 PM (6wpGE)

95 mitten
noun
A map of the state of Michigan.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 02:51 PM (CJnkZ)

96 The Ove Glove. We have 4 and they are almost indestructible. I can bring a cast iron pan straight from the hot oven and carry it for minutes without searing my flesh.

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2026 02:51 PM (lCppi)

97 96 The Ove Glove. We have 4 and they are almost indestructible. I can bring a cast iron pan straight from the hot oven and carry it for minutes without searing my flesh.
Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2026 02:51 PM (lCppi)

Neat name.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:52 PM (6wpGE)

98 >>>Don't forget the AOSHQ steak sauce.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 02:49 PM (pSkMS)


Is that like bum gravy?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 02:52 PM (3uBP9)

99 I break in my oven mitts by raping them. To show them who's boss. I run the kitchen. Not those little oven sluts.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 07, 2026 02:52 PM (f3DLx)

100 100

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:52 PM (6wpGE)

101 break in my oven mitts by raping them. To show them who's boss. I run the kitchen. Not those little oven sluts.
Posted by: Graham Platner

You go, boy!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein, ficus fucker at June 07, 2026 02:54 PM (rzEIv)

102 Is bum gravy a low-budget hobo fixin? Or is it made from actual bums?

Posted by: The Limping Gourmet at June 07, 2026 02:54 PM (f3DLx)

103 I once read a short novel where the author consistently spelled "minion" as "mignon." A speech-to-text problem, perhaps.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2026 02:54 PM (TR4+2)

104 mitten
noun
a glove with two sections, one for the thumb and the other for all four fingers.
Posted by: m


Since we are arguing about definitions of simple words that even grade school kids know....

... connected by a string which runs through the shirt or coat sleeves so mama's precious little spawn won't lose a mitten and burn its whittle handses.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 02:55 PM (/lPRQ)

105 A profitable refinery did not collapse. It escaped. Valero chose to spend $1 billion to exit California, shutting down its Benicia refinery years ahead of schedule and taking roughly 8% of the state’s refining capacity off the map. Punishing fines, unpredictable carbon credit rules, and relentless regulatory pressure made staying in business more costly than walking away from a billion dollars. When a World War II-era refinery with skilled workers, existing infrastructure, and real output cannot attract a single buyer, the conclusion is hard to avoid: California’s energy policies are not just squeezing industry, they are driving it out.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2026 02:38 PM (lwhHh)

Smart people there at Valero. Generally conservative; know Newsome is no bueno and finally had enough.

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2026 02:55 PM (lCppi)

106 Maybe not exactly a problem, but…

Noticed that the latest toilet paper bathroom tissue was the "new, improved" type with wavy (vs straight) perforation. It may actually tear a little more cleanly, but they probably could've improved the straight perfs so they actually tear more easily.

MiladyJo did not get this intentionally. She wonders if this is all they're going to offer in the future. I wonder if there's a ½" additional "unusable surface" waste. For rea$ons.

Wavy perforations: the biggest improvement in toilet paper bathroom tissue since the cardboard core!

Posted by: mindful webworker - use the rabbit at June 07, 2026 02:56 PM (dn9xm)

107 Like unto CBD's pot holder conundrum, my FWP was similar. I use a one quart sauce pan when camping. The metal handle gets very hot, so I added a black silicone insulated sleeve to it. However, when the pan is empty and the lid is removed, the weight of the silicone insulator causes the pan to tip over.
A cloth insulating sleeve solved the problem because it doesn't weigh too much.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 02:56 PM (CJnkZ)

108 Sew So Happy Folding Oval Clamshell Pot Holder/Oven Mitt

Looks similar!

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:56 PM (6wpGE)

109 Meh. I like my Ove Golve.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2026 02:58 PM (neMKr)

110 Don't forget the AOSHQ steak sauce.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 02:49 PM (pSkMS)


Is that like bum gravy?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 02:52 PM (3uBP9)

I'm not a steak sauce guy, but just before pulling them off the grill, I'll hit them with a rosemary herbed butter. I do not do this with strips and Tbones, but ribeyes and filets really seem to benefit with a bit of rosemary or oregano..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2026 02:59 PM (nbLIj)

111 I can bring a cast iron pan straight from the hot oven and carry it for minutes without searing my flesh.

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2026 02:51 PM (lCppi)


These slip on and off in a flash...that's one reason I like them so much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 02:59 PM (iERP6)

112 We've embraced silicon cooking utensils. They don't scratch the old coated pots and pans and can be used at the grill or smoker.

Easy to clean.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2026 02:59 PM (jehhT)

113 Mitts and pot holders work fine for the kitchen, but for the grill, I'm confident my gloves can handle any task. Pot holders are not for beginners.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 02:59 PM (pSkMS)

114 Bathroom tissue perforations?

Don't get me started on paper towels.
Why must all paper towels be rectangular now?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 03:00 PM (CJnkZ)

115 People who drive away from the grocery without returning the cart to the corral should be run down by pursuit cars

PIT maneuver to stop their car
dragged out and horse-whipped
video posted online
as a warning to the others

Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2026 03:00 PM (ZxPkt)

116 Because we have the loonie coins up here, in my part of Ontario, the carts have a slot you put in a loonie to release a chain attached to the cart in front. When you put your cart away, you chain it up and get your dollar back.

It's annoying when you forget about that but I keep loonies in the car just for that.
Posted by: Stateless


Not often I go to those stores, but I usually get lucky and see a cart in the parking lot closer than the cart return, back my cart up to it, make a little shopping cart 69, and score a quarter.

Years later.... the carts are probably still out in the parking lot as the stores are too cheap to pay some kid to round them up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 03:03 PM (/lPRQ)

117 In our safe room with grandpups

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 03:03 PM (3UbC6)

118 People who drive away from the grocery without returning the cart to the corral should be run down by pursuit cars

Musk has this problem already solved. Self-driving carts that put themselves away. I had one the last time I went to the grocery store. Apparently it needed to be stored in the chocolate aisle.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 07, 2026 03:03 PM (kYmoU)

119 People who drive away from the grocery without returning the cart to the corral should be run down by pursuit cars

How does "hooking the front wheels of the cart over the aisle divider curbs" qualify in this scheme?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 03:03 PM (guGkK)

120 Most memorable oven mitt disaster for me was when I was taking a hot cast iron pan out of the oven, set at 400. Couldn’t find the oven mitt, so just grabbed a wet cloth that I’d been wiping up with.

Didn’t realize that the water in the cloth would turn to steam as soon as it made contact with the pan, and par-boil my hand!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2026 03:03 PM (3mtTi)

121 Musk has this problem already solved. Self-driving carts that put themselves away. I had one the last time I went to the grocery store. Apparently it needed to be stored in the chocolate aisle.

You start letting shopping carts make their own decisions and you're just asking for trouble.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 03:04 PM (guGkK)

122 Wavy perforations: the biggest improvement in toilet paper bathroom tissue since the cardboard core!
Posted by: mindful webworker


They're supposed to make it easier to tear?

I thought they were just decorative.

Actually, I figured some Charmin employee earned himself a bonus check for filing the patent for "Method and Apparatus for Sine-Wave Perforation Patterns on Sanitary Tissue."

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2026 03:04 PM (VHUov)

123 Cooking is for servants!

Posted by: Oven Mitt Romney at June 07, 2026 03:04 PM (f3DLx)

124 I legit thought this was the food thread and that was a collapsed brioche.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 03:05 PM (kpS4V)

125 .My FWP is truck may need transmission or parts there of.
It has lots of other issues

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 03:05 PM (qEb4U)

126 or stop cooking.
----------
Oh no, mister. You get back in the kitchen. Oven mitts - end of life - not CBD.

Posted by: scampydog at June 07, 2026 03:08 PM (41CYW)

127 Some years ago a neighbor lady removed something hot from the oven and immediately hung the oven mitt on a hook on the side of a cabinet. The mitt was SO HOT it actually caused the wooden kitchen cabinet to ignite and started a fire.
Fire trucks, ambulance, EMTs...the whole eight and a half yards.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 03:09 PM (CJnkZ)

128 Is bum gravy a low-budget hobo fixin? Or is it made from actual bums?
Posted by: The Limping Gourmet


Just the rump.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 03:10 PM (/lPRQ)

129 Maybe not exactly a problem, but…

Noticed that the latest toilet paper bathroom tissue was the "new, improved" type with wavy (vs straight) perforation. It may actually tear a little more cleanly, but they probably could've improved the straight perfs so they actually tear more easily.

MiladyJo did not get this intentionally. She wonders if this is all they're going to offer in the future. I wonder if there's a ½" additional "unusable surface" waste. For rea$ons.

Wavy perforations: the biggest improvement in toilet paper bathroom tissue since the cardboard core!

Posted by: mindful webworker - use the rabbit at June 07, 2026 02:56 PM


Rolled crapping paper.......what a luxury.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 07, 2026 03:11 PM (0N4FZ)

130 You have toilet paper?? Luxury!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at June 07, 2026 03:12 PM (vFG9F)

131 Ain't no math like TP and paper towel math.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 03:12 PM (CJnkZ)

132 Wavy perforations: the biggest improvement in toilet paper bathroom tissue since the cardboard core!
Posted by: mindful webworker - use the rabbit at June 07, 2026 02:56 PM (dn9xm)

No perforations needed.
I can tear TP almost like it is made of tissue paper.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 03:12 PM (/lPRQ)

133 #105
Refineries stink and cause cancer.
Rich states don't want them
We would rather pay an extra 10 cents per hal and have poor Ted states do it

Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2026 03:12 PM (6PD/b)

134 The fix is in.

Spencer Pratt May End Up Being Shut Out of LA Mayoral Race

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 03:13 PM (ndZc7)

135 Rolled crapping paper.......what a luxury.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 07, 2026 03:11 PM (0N4FZ)


Yep. We were so poor that my mom forced us kids to go out in the neighbor's yard to drag our butt on the grass like a dog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 03:13 PM (yEL0o)

136 Noticed that today's book thread was also an art thread but mostly a food thread.

Then we come here and find it, relatively, is also a food thread. Not so sure about the "art," though.

Discussions in the food thread should be about books. And art. And boobs, of course.

https://bit.ly/pierced-cupcakes

Posted by: mindful webworker - careful on that image search, podner at June 07, 2026 03:13 PM (dn9xm)

137 127 Some years ago a neighbor lady removed something hot from the oven and immediately hung the oven mitt on a hook on the side of a cabinet. The mitt was SO HOT it actually caused the wooden kitchen cabinet to ignite and started a fire.
Fire trucks, ambulance, EMTs...the whole eight and a half yards.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 03:09 PM (CJnkZ)

wow

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 03:13 PM (6wpGE)

138 "Don't get me started on paper towels.
Why must all paper towels be rectangular now?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty"

My dad hates those too. To save the planet, I guess. Never mind they are made from a renewable resource.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2026 03:14 PM (vFG9F)

139 Speaking of FWPs . .

Tipping Fatigue Explodes as Diners Rebel Against Ever-Present Gratuity Prompts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 03:14 PM (ndZc7)

140 Good food is an art. Good cookbooks are a treasure.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 07, 2026 03:15 PM (qFwJc)

141 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at June 07, 2026 03:15 PM (CJnkZ)

142 My dad's the kind of guy who would send paper towels back to Amazon because they sent the wrong size.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2026 03:15 PM (vFG9F)

143 135 Rolled crapping paper.......what a luxury.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 07, 2026 03:11 PM (0N4FZ)

Yep. We were so poor that my mom forced us kids to go out in the neighbor's yard to drag our butt on the grass like a dog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 03:13 PM (yEL0o)

You lived next to a neighbor with a lawn!?

Luxury!

Posted by: The Game is a Foot at June 07, 2026 03:15 PM (f3DLx)

144 Meanwhile, in Texas . . .

Texas Rangers to Hold “Faith and Family Night” Instead of Celebrating Pride Night

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 03:16 PM (ndZc7)

145 Paper towels....

My wife goes through them like lightning. She's a bit of a germaphobe and after wiping her hands on one, it's trashed. A roll lasts, maybe, 10 days.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2026 03:16 PM (jehhT)

146 "Spencer Pratt May End Up Being Shut Out of LA Mayoral Race"

Write-in campaign.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 07, 2026 03:16 PM (qFwJc)

147 My FWP: When I return my cart to the cart corral in the parking lot, I find the corral is set up to contain only two rows of carts, and the rows are not marked for size. Should I…
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


If the two rows are of different size, the largest carts go in the larger row, of course. In the smaller row, if there are already small carts but you have a smallest cart, you are supposed to pull all the carts out and sort them by size, then push them back in.

Then go back to the store's service desk and demand wages.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all so simple, really at June 07, 2026 03:17 PM (dn9xm)

148 "Spencer Pratt May End Up Being Shut Out of LA Mayoral Race
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy"

What happens in other parts of the country does affect everybody else and that's why there needs to be more Federal regulation of elections, even state ones.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2026 03:17 PM (vFG9F)

149 If we can get CBD barefoot and back in the kitchen, I'd buy him some new mitts.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 03:17 PM (pSkMS)

150 Intercepting missiles in the air.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 03:18 PM (3UbC6)

151 Some years ago a neighbor lady removed something hot from the oven and immediately hung the oven mitt on a hook on the side of a cabinet. The mitt was SO HOT it actually caused the wooden kitchen cabinet to ignite and started a fire.
Fire trucks, ambulance, EMTs...the whole eight and a half yards.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


She could just tell them she was cooking up some meth...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 03:18 PM (/lPRQ)

152 Rich states don't want them
We would rather pay an extra 10 cents per hal and have poor Ted states do it
Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2026 03:12 PM (6PD/b)

In actual fact California will now be getting much of its gas from Mexico and Indonesia, places with no environmental protections at all. This is what feel good “environmentalism” does; it actually creates much worse environmental issues while allowing foolish wealthy people to feel good about their moral purity.

And in the end, California will pay twice for gasoline what the rest of the country is paying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2026 03:19 PM (3mtTi)

153 >>> 146 "Spencer Pratt May End Up Being Shut Out of LA Mayoral Race"

Write-in campaign.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 07, 2026 03:16 PM (qFwJc)

Drive-in campaign. Rent cars and show up with trunks full of ballots.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2026 03:19 PM (R+iUD)

154 "Spencer Pratt May End Up Being Shut Out of LA Mayoral Race"

Write-in campaign.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 07, 2026 03:16 PM (qFwJc)


Your trust in the system is ... charming.

Posted by: The Ones Who Count The Votes at June 07, 2026 03:19 PM (yEL0o)

155 Paper towels....

My wife goes through them like lightning. She's a bit of a germaphobe and after wiping her hands on one, it's trashed. A roll lasts, maybe, 10 days.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I go through paper towels quickly also. That's why I always have 5 or 6 rolls in reserve. I buy the big multi packs.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 03:19 PM (lJ0H4)

156 I've never even considered oven mitts before. They are just there, in drawer in the kitchen. It's not something I spend a lot of time thinking about. In fact, I just spent more time thinking about it than I ever have.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2026 03:20 PM (vFG9F)

157 CBD ... Without knowing exactly WHY you consider your old mitts to be "perfect", here are a few suggestions:

Le Creuset Pot Grips (williams-sonoma.com)
Caraway Pot Holder (carawayhome.com)
Choice 8" Round Terry Cloth Pot Holder (Webrestaurantstore.com)
Search for "Pot Pinchers" rather than "Pot Holders"
Visit Etsy for various mini pincher mitts

Posted by: Kathy at June 07, 2026 03:20 PM (MOK4W)

158 Never mind shouldn’t have quoted the fool.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2026 03:20 PM (3mtTi)

159 134 The fix is in.

Forgrt it Jake, its Chinatown

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 03:20 PM (qEb4U)

160 Burn the kitchen down, buy new mitts, build new kitchen to match their theme.
Posted by: RandomDave


What's this 'match' crap?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2026 03:22 PM (diia5)

161 I kind of like the new hash. It seems friendly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 03:22 PM (yEL0o)

The Democrat Party Is The Party Of Violence And Hatred, And They Are Proving It Every Day

MaskOff26.jpg
[Hat Tip: TC]

The normalization of violence and class/racial/ethnic hatred is a hallmark of totalitarian regimes. Consolidate power, then kill your enemies is the tried-and-true playbook, and the reality is that nothing else will work. A non-violent socialism will fail eventually because of the innate desire of man to better himself, and socialism restricts that possibility.

And they know it. The ruling class of every totalitarian regime in history has internalized the primacy of violence, and see it as a tool to acquire and use power. So the exposure of violent tendencies in a Democrat politician is surprising only because he has allowed the mask to fall away. The violence and hatred is simply part of the political philosophy! From Democrat politicians raping children to their street thugs burning cities...they are indistinguishable from the totalitarians of history because they ARE totalitarians.

Platner Has Best Fundraising Day After Being Accused of Assaulting Women

Graham Platner, the likely Democrat Senate candidate for Maine, who got an SS Nazi tattoo and lied about most of his past, and cheated repeatedly on his wife while she was undergoing IVF was featured in a New York Times article describing how he had abused an ex and discussed raping people.

And raised $200,000 making it his biggest fundraising haul since Gov. Janet Mills dropped out of the race.

A whole lot of Dems and lefties are voting with their bucks and supporting what they like .


Violence against women? Rape as a tool of power? That is perfectly acceptable for the Democrat party because the acquisition and exercise of power over the people is the only thing that matters, and any tool that allows them to achieve those goals is perfectly reasonable.

How else to explain Platner's fundraising haul? All of those middle-aged blue-haired lunatic women who find him exciting are curiously quiet when it comes to his casual misogyny. And if they find rape to be acceptable, they certainly won't blink an eye at his Jew-hate.

'What else do we have?' Maine Democrats signal they'll stick with Graham Platner, some with regret

That is a clear signal that power is more important to any ethical standards in the Democrat Party. They would rather have a violent rape-fantasizing Nazi than cede the election to a milquetoast ersatz Republican.

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM




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1 Good afternoon everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:00 PM (Ia/+0)

2 howdy

Posted by: doug at June 07, 2026 12:02 PM (Hy+R4)

3 I watch Dr Felton often enough, so wonder if Mr Nazi has every bit of insignia absolutely correct.
Because there are rules to follow

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:03 PM (Ia/+0)

4 Nice pic, CBD. Do you, the Dem voter, National Socialist or International Socialist?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 12:04 PM (kpS4V)

5 Notsees and Commies are two brothers that hate each other...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 12:06 PM (l3cgK)

6 Fake but accurate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 12:06 PM (ndZc7)

7 3 I watch Dr Felton often enough, so wonder if Mr Nazi has every bit of insignia absolutely correct.
Because there are rules to follow
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:03 PM (Ia/+0)
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Don't wear Totenkopf tux before 6:00 p.m.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 12:06 PM (kpS4V)

8 That guy probably doesn't even lock the portapotty when he's in there.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 07, 2026 12:07 PM (rkZTG)

9 7 3 I watch Dr Felton often enough, so wonder if Mr Nazi has every bit of insignia absolutely correct.
Because there are rules to follow
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:03 PM (Ia/+0)
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Don't wear Totenkopf tux before 6:00 p.m.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 12:06 PM (kpS4V)

if you're allergic to Totenkopf, don't use Totenkopf...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 12:07 PM (l3cgK)

10 8 That guy probably doesn't even lock the portapotty when he's in there.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 07, 2026 12:07 PM (rkZTG)

He's the type that'll wait at the bottom of an outhouse pit with a video camera...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 12:08 PM (l3cgK)

11

FoxNews is covering Platner now.

MS Now - Velshi and Senate races to watch.

CNN - GOP pushback against Trump!!! From the most loyal. I'm sure.

CBC - Brace yourselves. There was violence in the Middle East, which is a huge part of CBC broadcasting. Otherwise irt would be curling results.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 07, 2026 12:08 PM (Sco7b)

12 The Democrat party is and always has been the party of sexual deviants, philanderers, sociopaths, mentally ill, homosexuals and communists, they just don't try to hide it anymore.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 07, 2026 12:09 PM (Q/FnY)

13 "What else do we have?" Clearly ethical standards isn't in the mix.

Posted by: windbag at June 07, 2026 12:09 PM (tMgrj)

14 Well if nothing else, the Communists and Nazis are getting the band back together like 1933 revisited

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:09 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Do the two enjoy the sport of cornholing?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 12:09 PM (l3cgK)

16
It was really really long ago, but weren't Nazis allies with Fascists? I keep hearing that we're being ruled by fascists nowadays. So is that good or bad?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2026 12:10 PM (n7rxJ)

17 Graham Platner exemplifies today's Democrats. He's everything they champion, support and stand for.

Any revulsion shown by them is performative at best.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2026 12:10 PM (jehhT)

18 This is today's FWP thread, right?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 12:11 PM (WTnTn)

19 Fake but accurate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

I find this disturbingly true, in more ways than I care to think about.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 07, 2026 12:11 PM (Q/FnY)

20 But what the really want is a good man.

The normalization of violence and class/racial/ethnic hatred is a hallmark of totalitarian regimes. Consolidate power, then kill your enemies is the tried-and-true playbook, and the reality is that nothing else will work.

Just look at what segments of the "black community" are doing in response to the Austin Metcalfe murder. A completely nonpolitical figure, a nonpublic figure, a noncontroversial figure, a nobody outside of his own community, stabbed to death for being white. And celebration and money flowed forth to the murderer and his parents. They're standing outside the trial chanting the only good white is a dead white.

Posted by: Bosnia redux? at June 07, 2026 12:12 PM (TbWk/)

21 16
It was really really long ago, but weren't Nazis allies with Fascists? I keep hearing that we're being ruled by fascists nowadays. So is that good or bad?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2026 12:10 PM (n7rxJ)

Fascists, Notsees, and Commies, oh my!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 12:12 PM (l3cgK)

22 Mrs. Wrecks and I watched the Dateline about Luigi Mangione. My take, he pure f*cking evil. Her take, he was just a little confused.

I fear the effect on the country of two pending trials, Mangione and Karmelo Anthony.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 12:13 PM (ndZc7)

23 Answer: Totenkopf
Question: What do you get when you wear your Pickelhaube upside down!

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at June 07, 2026 12:13 PM (967/Q)

24 It was really really long ago, but weren't Nazis allies with Fascists?

Molotov and Ribbentrop say YES

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 12:13 PM (guGkK)

25 Just look at what segments of the "black community" are doing in response to the Austin Metcalfe murder. A completely nonpolitical figure, a nonpublic figure, a noncontroversial figure, a nobody outside of his own community, stabbed to death for being white. And celebration and money flowed forth to the murderer and his parents. They're standing outside the trial chanting the only good white is a dead white.

LBJ inflicted the mortal wound and The Dogeater poured acid on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 12:15 PM (guGkK)

26 I saw Ersatz Milquetoast open for Adel al-Jubeir at the Riyahd Folk Fest back in '01.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 07, 2026 12:16 PM (w/O5Q)

27 And celebration and money flowed forth to the murderer and his parents. They're standing outside the trial chanting the only good white is a dead white.

Posted by: Bosnia redux? at June 07, 2026 12:12 PM (TbWk/)

I read about crap like that and want the pendulum swinging back to be sharply edged and slicing throats....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Sco7b)

28 $200,000 making it his biggest fundraising haul

That could just be Soros's couch change.

Posted by: DaveA at June 07, 2026 12:16 PM (FhXTo)

29 I watched the first three episodes of Tom Hanks WWII last night. Dealt factually with the whys of Hitlers rise to power. The parallels to the Democrat party are frightening.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 07, 2026 12:17 PM (FL/4Y)

30 There's no money left in my budget for jackboots, but if there was, mine would be of the finest leather.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 12:17 PM (pSkMS)

31 When Graham Platner says, Vee ist der Master race
We heil, heil, right in Graham Platner's face

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 12:18 PM (guGkK)

32 Meanwhile the gop won’t pass a voter ID bill.

Tells you all you need you need to know about the two parties.

Posted by: Heroq at June 07, 2026 12:18 PM (tNkpt)

33 CBD: Violence against women? Rape as a tool of power? That is perfectly acceptable for the Democrat party because the acquisition and exercise of power over the people is the only thing that matters, and any tool that allows them to achieve those goals is perfectly reasonable.

That's a state of mind that's alien to moral, fair-minded people. The two mentalities are literally incomprehensible to one another.

Worth a regular re-read:
The Unbridgeable Abyss: Why Reason and Truth Shatter Against the Leftist Mind
The left, as currently constituted in its activist, academic, and media incarnations, operates under constraints that render genuine dialogue impossible. They do not process truth because they cannot; they do not want it because it threatens the psychic and social scaffolding of their identity. And the venom here is deliberate: this is not mere disagreement…it is civilizational self-sabotage wearing the mask of compassion.
https://tinyurl.com/52678z89
h/t LGD on A♠

Posted by: mindful webworker - still waking up after all these years at June 07, 2026 12:18 PM (dn9xm)

34 > They're standing outside the trial chanting the only good white is a dead white.
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They're likely to kick off a race war. Perhaps just in the immediate area, but still. Whites have had enough of this sort of shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2026 12:19 PM (jehhT)

35 They're standing outside the trial chanting the only good white is a dead white.



Kill the Boer, American style.

Posted by: Heroq at June 07, 2026 12:20 PM (tNkpt)

36 Violence against women? Rape as a tool of power?

I'd like to know how Platner keeps stray dogs out of his yard.

"I fuck 'em once and they never come back"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 12:20 PM (guGkK)

37 Blonde Morticia a quick history lesson
To start, Fascism is the government and everyone works for the state, Communism is more a class warfare as it was stated, of course by 1930s when National Socialism got stsrted it really exchanged Royalist for government. The 2, German Socialists and Russian Communism actually worked together in 30s up to 1941 when Germany invaded Russia.
That day on anyone not a Communist was a Fascist

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:20 PM (Ia/+0)

38 She platner about elected me life an over you independents and maine voted not be
she oh like elect be out you questionable tattoo it little don't a 23 yo marine me life your over trump stay read poisoned you gop brand

Posted by: Paul, who enjoys the sexual affections of dogs at June 07, 2026 12:21 PM (LaDYU)

39 Heh. Paul is suddenly ok with nazi tattoos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 12:22 PM (guGkK)

40 Questionable tattoo? Lol
Questionable tattoo is a tattoo of a naked chick or something. This is a fucking NAZI ratio. It’s a bit beyond questionable.

Posted by: Heroq at June 07, 2026 12:23 PM (tNkpt)

41 How's that race going Paul?

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxzYs)

42 And celebration and money flowed forth to the murderer and his parents. They're standing outside the trial chanting the only good white is a dead white.

Posted by: Bosnia redux?

Damn selfish white people just don't want to get raped and murdered!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 12:23 PM (ndZc7)

43 What Democrats tell us are their standards and values are really just tactics.

Posted by: Socratease at June 07, 2026 12:23 PM (YgfoU)

44 Hey Paul look around you. If everyone on your side is an Orc, maybe you're an Orc.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 12:24 PM (guGkK)

45 IF Platner is elected it will only because the Independents of Maine voted for him

If they do elect him despite the questionable tattoo he got as a 23 yo Marine it will be because Trump has completely poisoned the GOP brand.

Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2026 12:21 PM (LaDYU)
-

So you're saying that Maine's independent voters are as numbskulled as you. OK. Valid argument.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 12:25 PM (WTnTn)

46 34 > They're standing outside the trial chanting the only good white is a dead white.
---------
They're likely to kick off a race war. Perhaps just in the immediate area, but still. Whites have had enough of this sort of shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2026 12:19 PM (jehhT)

I think a commenter here mentioned that the huge crowds at the trials are probably paid people trying to influence juries. I don't folliw stuff like that but thought it was an interesting point.

I don't know about the 'kill whitey' crowd but I could see that too.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 07, 2026 12:27 PM (Sco7b)

47 Don't play with the troll... You don't know where it's been...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2026 12:27 PM (lxEw/)

48 The Candy Bar Killer had a side hustle of going to school activities to steal whatever was left unattended, misplaced or just sitting around like cell phones, electronics and the occasional wallet or other goodie in the tents.

Kid was most likely stealing since he fell out the crib.

Posted by: Chocolate Payday at June 07, 2026 12:27 PM (z20w/)

49 Platner is the kind of Democrat who'd more than likely actually enact many of the policies the rank and file Democrats only run their mouths about.

All that's needed for that political ideology is a few people like Platner in office who'll actually do what they claim. Then the herd instinct kicks in and... well, the proverbial shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2026 12:28 PM (jehhT)

50 From Democrat politicians raping children to their street thugs burning cities...they are indistinguishable from the totalitarians...

They are desperate for a reaction by conservatives, or just anyone who has had enough. They will push and push until they get one, probably just before the midterms. Then the media propagandists will go into overdrive.
So plan accordingly.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2026 12:33 PM (2WIwB)

51 Don't play with the troll... You don't know where it's been...
Posted by: It's me donna

Paul is the salad tosser of the bunch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2026 12:35 PM (qZb7K)

52
I think a commenter here mentioned that the huge crowds at the trials are probably paid people trying to influence juries.

It was mentioned here that the Karamelo crowd is tiny.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2026 12:36 PM (Cqx++)

53 If you view your opponent as an existential threat and of complete moral depravity, the use of violence in all fashions becomes justified in your own narrative.

For instance, look at what Israel has done to the people of Palestine.

Posted by: But...It's Different at June 07, 2026 12:38 PM (Q/qow)

54 On a broader level I'm just sick and tired of seeing truly bad people get whatever the fuck they want and good people left broken in the dust. It's exhausting on an existential level.

Posted by: Virtue isn't its own reward, or any at all at June 07, 2026 12:38 PM (TbWk/)

55 I saw Ersatz Milquetoast open for Adel al-Jubeir at the Riyahd Folk Fest back in '01.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 07, 2026 12:16 PM (w/O5Q)


Partied afterwards at Mustafa Mike's. Awesome band and that night was the wet burka contest! Great times...great times.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2026 12:39 PM (2WIwB)

56 Be a shmarty, join the Nazi Party!

Posted by: G. Platner, part-time Oysteman and ful-time Obergruppenfuhrer at June 07, 2026 12:40 PM (5rh/l)

57 Partied afterwards at Mustafa Mike's. Awesome band and that night was the wet burka contest! Great times...great times.
Posted by: Diogenes

You'll get some T&A.

Toes and ankles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2026 12:42 PM (qZb7K)

58 Is he a singing Hitler or a dancing Hitler?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2026 12:43 PM (Cqx++)

59 The Democrat Party is rapidly becoming America’s Islamist party. Platner is obviously a natural ally. The horseshoe alliance of LGBT whites and Islamists in the Dem party are united in their hatred of the U.S. and those who love our country. In a dozen years there will be no room for elected Jews in the Dem party.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at June 07, 2026 12:43 PM (d9Cw3)

60 What Democrats tell us are their standards and values are really just tactics.

Posted by: Socratease at June 07, 2026 12:23 PM (YgfoU)


Yes...exactly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 12:43 PM (iERP6)

61 Molotov and von Ribbentropp are getting the band back together?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2026 12:47 PM (qFVoe)

62 I listen to Tony Katz occasionally on the radio, and he made an interesting point when it came to the Democrats and Platner: the Democrats could have run many other people for this spot, and they specifically chose Platner. Therefore, this is a choice-not something that they feel they can't do anything about now because it is too late. All they would have had to do was just a little bit of a background check to find out about this guy, but they went with him anyway. What does this say about the state of the Democratic Party at the moment? At the very least, it says that they are okay with anti-Semitism and misogyny.

Posted by: Wendi Riser at June 07, 2026 12:47 PM (/+XXk)

63 Friday leaving Philadelphia over land ( as opposed to taking highway,) saw quite a few men in whats looked like dresses for Friday prayers.

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:49 PM (Ia/+0)

64 In a dozen years there will be no room for elected Jews in the Dem party.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at June 07, 2026 12:43 PM (d9Cw3)

Someone should tell Jews that because the overwhelming majority still vote and support Democrats wholeheartedly.

Mamdani (!!) got a majority of Jewish votes for those under 40 years old.

Posted by: Heroq at June 07, 2026 12:50 PM (tNkpt)

65 Deimoscrats - power by any means uber alles!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2026 12:50 PM (qFVoe)

66 Friday leaving Philadelphia over land ( as opposed to taking highway,) saw quite a few men in whats looked like dresses for Friday prayers.
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:49 PM (Ia/+0)

Please tell me they were wearing slim black cocktail dresses and matching 5" heels. Lie if you must.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 12:52 PM (qx7Zg)

67 We, at least on this site, decry the craziness of the left.
But, MHOO, if the "news" was down the middle, a huge percentage of the "left" would decide they really don't belong there.
There are maybe 10% actual crazies out there. The rest just want to be nice, and be mean to those icky Trumpites.
How many folks in NYC actually knew what Mandami really is? Who in Maine knows the least bit about Platner?
The solution is MORE information... but, you can lead a horse to water...

Posted by: MkY at June 07, 2026 12:52 PM (q6tQZ)

68 Springtime for Prancing Hitler?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2026 12:53 PM (qFVoe)

69 One other thing... the Demoncrats are desperate for a "manly man" to lead them out of the miasma.
This Platner is the best they can do!

Posted by: MkY at June 07, 2026 12:54 PM (q6tQZ)

70 Thx CBD
I still believe this summer will be a horror show in the big cities. Add that to the abhorrent candidates the Dems have, Platner, Talarico, whichever person wins the Dem Sen primary in Michigan and the independents will move right in November

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2026 12:55 PM (zj5z7)

71 whichever person wins the Dem Sen primary in Michigan and the independents will (pretend to) move right in November
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Suggested edit

Posted by: MkY at June 07, 2026 12:56 PM (q6tQZ)

72 There is a Muslim community center in my little township

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:56 PM (Ia/+0)

73 In a dozen years there will be no room for elected Jews in the Dem party.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at June 07, 2026 12:43 PM (d9Cw3)


I agree. And what is fascinating is that the vast majority of Jews in American politics are thoroughly assimilated, and even that isn't enough for the left.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 12:56 PM (iERP6)

74 My bookshelves are full of WW2 books. We had a really, really talented guitarist playing in our band and he saw my collection. Total liberal. Accused me of being a nazi etc... I said "No. Know thy enemy."
Then he started in on how that was the republicans.
So we spent the whole of band practice with me proving to him that the only factor between the all but identical political philosophies of communism and nazism is who is in charge.
The socialist who didn't get killed in the street fights and purges in Germany became nazis.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 12:58 PM (ZxzYs)

75 And what is fascinating is that the vast majority of Jews in American politics are thoroughly assimilated, and even that isn't enough for the left.

Curiously, it wasn't enough for Hitler either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 12:59 PM (guGkK)

76 The normalization of violence and class/racial/ethnic hatred is a hallmark of totalitarian regimes. Consolidate power, then kill your enemies is the tried-and-true playbook, and the reality is that nothing else will work.
--

Clip last night of the 'problems' in NJ. One of them threatened death upon one of the Cops. Amazing how they can physically overcome the protester line when they want to. They walked through that line and yanked him up. He went straight to jail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 01:01 PM (UcW11)

77 The other thing the nazis and the democrats have in common is they were and are all losers at the time in their lives when they joined the "party" and viola! instant success and riches and the ability to tell others how to live their lives. AOC and Himmler are cut from the same cloth.

Posted by: Loserville at June 07, 2026 01:01 PM (z20w/)

78 Curiously, it wasn't enough for Hitler either.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 12:59 PM (guGkK)

He kept some around. Anton Flettner, the inventer of the attack helicopter, managed to keep his family alived.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:03 PM (ZxzYs)

79

Another Beau

Indiana Democrats chose Beau Bayh as their secretary of state nominee Saturday, sending the first-time candidate — with one of the state’s most recognizable political names — into a race that party leaders see as their best opportunity for a statewide seat in more than a decade.

The victory sends the attorney and former Marine Corps infantry officer into a general election contest that Democrats hope can capitalize on mounting Republican turmoil surrounding incumbent Secretary of State Diego Morales and an increasingly tumultuous GOP nomination fight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2026 01:04 PM (Cqx++)

80 MI's Muzzies will vote for the muzzie and due to MI cheating he will win.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2026 01:04 PM (IP7s4)

81 75 And what is fascinating is that the vast majority of Jews in American politics are thoroughly assimilated, and even that isn't enough for the left.

Curiously, it wasn't enough for Hitler either.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
----

Something the Right doesn't understand about dealing with the moose limbs. Not Justifying, just saying -technically-, if you want to get rid of something you do it thoroughly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 01:04 PM (UcW11)

82 80 MI's Muzzies will vote for the muzzie and due to MI cheating he will win.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
--

California waves, Hi.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 01:06 PM (UcW11)

83 Something the Right doesn't understand about dealing with the moose limbs. Not Justifying, just saying -technically-, if you want to get rid of something you do it thoroughly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 01:04 PM (UcW11)

*types*
kudzu
*deletes*

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 01:06 PM (qx7Zg)

84 Reforger someone poking around my books would sware I am a Royalist

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 01:06 PM (Ia/+0)

85 The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that leftists have tricked themselves. They lied so long about soldiers all being psychopaths that I think they actually believe it now, in which case they may actually think they don't have any choice but to accept a conscienceless creep if they want to run a veteran.

I mean especially the party insiders who selected and promoted him, but it will apply to some extent to Democrat voters too. With our cultural bifurcation, they might literally not have a single living friend or family member who served, so they wouldn't know any better.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 01:07 PM (Sy6m/)

86 The problem is that the Democrats have a MONOPOLY on violence.

Republicans want to prove that they are the opposite, so they let the Democrats run right over them and their families.

This is why women vote Democrat most of the time. They see them as the alpha party.

Republicans need to use violence against the Democrats. Just remember, if you hurt a random Democrat, you hurt someone who supported raping Sarah Palin for not aborting her baby. They are demons.

Posted by: Ken at June 07, 2026 01:08 PM (TTVd4)

87 Anyone happen to catch Trump's interview with Kristen Welker this morning? You will.

The news isn't that the Democrats are corrupt and cheat like hell to win. We've all known that for years. The big news is we now have a President who is making it THE topic of conversation.

A taste.

https://tinyurl.com/fe72c73m

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2026 01:08 PM (viF8m)

88 31 When Graham Platner says, Vee ist der Master race
We heil, heil, right in Graham Platner's face

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2026 12:18 PM (guGkK)

Hah. Dad used to play the Spike Jones' song, "In Der Fuhrer's Face"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 01:11 PM (l3cgK)

89 Do the two enjoy the sport of cornholing?
Posted by: jim

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All of these insults during Pride month are being noted.

Posted by: Ernst Röhm at June 07, 2026 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

90
JackStraw,

I just read the transcript of the interview.

The witch kept saying "but we traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview."

FO witch. What does that have to do with the interview?

Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2026 01:13 PM (x4yF4)

91 Do the two enjoy the sport of cornholing?
Posted by: jim
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All of these insults during Pride month are being noted.

Posted by: Ernst Rohm at June 07, 2026 01:13 PM (XeU6L)

92 I sometimes repeat myself.

Posted by: Ernst Rohm at June 07, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

93 Posted by: But...It's Different at June 07, 2026 12:38 PM (Q/qow)

Looks like a Stormfag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2026 01:14 PM (1z8ji)

94 84 Reforger someone poking around my books would sware I am a Royalist
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 01:06 PM (Ia/+0)

That conclusion could also be drawn from my shelves. My grandson is amazed.
"You've read all those?"
"Most."
I get pissed though when people start splitting hairs about the ideal of socialism blah blah blah. It's the same turd, idiots. Same result. Lots of people die.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:14 PM (ZxzYs)

95 Pretty good photoshop. I don't suppose there are many pics of flabby fat NAZIs to better match the wannabe Platner.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2026 01:14 PM (PV+Zw)

96 70 Thx CBD
I still believe this summer will be a horror show in the big cities. Add that to the abhorrent candidates the Dems have, Platner, Talarico, whichever person wins the Dem Sen primary in Michigan and the independents will move right in November


Absolutely Correct and prescient. November will be the LIB's finale to their Independance-Day like countdown for Trump which will officially start once Spenser Pratt's Candidacy is stolen from him, and the pre-planned sequence of events from FIFA to the 28'Olympics forefeiture will be blamed on Trump rather than Lord BASSura.

With Susan Rice at the helm of the nu-purge, ALL NORMAL PEOPLE will become the target -- because the Truth of the Matter is a Liability to them which they would reduce the world to a cinder rather than admit their culpability.

TRUMP needs to realize this, sooner rather than later -- which he usually does, overreacting in the very way they have set their trap at -- with adamSchiff/darvo/Davos/DARVORs piroutting in delight!


LordBASSura as ZARDOZ --the gift of the Gun! go forth and.... Who's the Deplorable?
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-SaveDaWorldTakeTheGun
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-lordBASSuraHasSPOKEN

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 07, 2026 01:15 PM (XSBsr)

97 93 Posted by: But...It's Different at June 07, 2026 12:38 PM (Q/qow)

Looks like a Stormfag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2026 01:14 PM (1z8ji)

speaking of cornholing...I hear they get lots on Thursdays in Prision...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 01:15 PM (l3cgK)

98 94 84 Reforger someone poking around my books would sware I am a Royalist
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 01:06 PM (Ia/+0)

That conclusion could also be drawn from my shelves. My grandson is amazed.
"You've read all those?"
"Most."
I get pissed though when people start splitting hairs about the ideal of socialism blah blah blah. It's the same turd, idiots. Same result. Lots of people die.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:14 PM (ZxzYs)

As Ronald Reagan said, “How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.”

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 01:17 PM (l3cgK)

99 If "left" and "right" name directions on the socialist/free market continuum, then violence characterizes the left.

Crime by county dot com/[State name] gives 2022 rate of crime, violent and property, for all counties in a State.
Wikipedia gives 2020 vote percent, Trump, Biden, and other, by county.

Correlation(2022 violent rate, 2020 Trump%)
Wyoming: +0.04
Ohio: -0.49
Kansas: -0.52
Georgia: -0.34
Colorado: -0.28

Correlation(2019-2023 mean county-level homicide rate, 2020 Trump%)
New Jersey: -0.45
I would like to have 2020 homicides, by county, but not all States supply these statistics.
Preliminary investigation suggests that the level of violence is higher in D-voting counties.


Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at June 07, 2026 01:17 PM (VrQ+c)

100 >>JackStraw,

>>I just read the transcript of the interview.

>>The witch kept saying "but we traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview."

>>FO witch. What does that have to do with the interview?

They are used to being in control and having Republicans who will not fight back. They have no idea what to do with a guy like Trump who calls them liars and frauds right to their faces.

They can complain about Trump all they want but he will punch back twice as hard and what really scares them is they know there are 10s of millions of us cheering him and wanting him to hit back even harder.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2026 01:17 PM (viF8m)

101 I wonder if the SPLC is funding SF too.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxzYs)

102 Here's an article I found on Insty today about how Senate candidate Platner was created out of whole cloth.

https://tinyurl.com/5f88tmfa

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 01:19 PM (5rh/l)

103 >>The witch kept saying "but we traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview."

They make Wisconsin sound as inviting as Antartica, don't they.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 01:19 PM (qx7Zg)

104 I wonder if the SPLC is funding SF too.
Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxzYs)

Certainly in their wheelhouse, that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)

105 The fact that the Left has made it impossible to talk to or reason with them, combined with the incalculable, ruinous damage they're bringing on the country fulfills two of the four definitions of Just War in the Catholic Catechism. And this is a war that they are waging on us. And it is the worst kind of war - turning citizen against citizen, neighbor against neighbor.


During previous wars our enemies at least had the honor of wearing a uniform and opposing us openly. When I patrolled the East German border during the Cold War the Soviets were bad guys but they at least had the honor of wearing the uniform and presenting themselves openly as the enemy. The fuckers inside our country slink around in the open masquerading as our neighbors but ready to kill you at the sight of you wearing a MAGA hat.


This is becoming intolerable.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 07, 2026 01:23 PM (XjQMV)

106 >>> 103 The witch kept saying "but we traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview."
==
They make Wisconsin sound as inviting as Antartica, don't they.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 01:19 PM (qx7Zg)

She's doing the meme of that old New Yorkey cover.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2026 01:23 PM (R+iUD)

107 The whole Communism vs. Fascism vs. Naziism vs. Maoism used to confuse me but I think I finally figured it out.
Communism is Socialism with a side of beets and vodka.
Naziism is Socialism with a side of potatoes and beer.
Fascism is Socialism with pasta and Chianti.
Maoism is Socialism with fried rice and rice wine.
The Democrat party is Socialism (Sides extra).

Posted by: JB1000 at June 07, 2026 01:24 PM (sORf4)

108

Hour of the Wolf,

Yep. I thought the same thing. To them only New York and California matter.

Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2026 01:25 PM (x4yF4)

109 43 What Democrats tell us are their standards and values are really just tactics.
Posted by: Socratease at June 07, 2026 12:23 PM (YgfoU)


I have been saying for some time now, leftists only have preferences, not principles. The closest they get are the pseudo-'principles' of Power & Clique. They will unhesitatingly compromise every single other value they claim to hold, if it gets in the way of the only two they truly hold dear. And they would do away with Clique if they could, but Power requires it.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 01:25 PM (Sy6m/)

110 Reforger,
Here's a video that may help you out about German aviation fuels in WW2, responding to one of your comments in the book thread.

https://tinyurl.com/9cwx7tt6

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 01:25 PM (5rh/l)

111 > The witch kept saying "but we traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview."
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While it was amusing to see her grovel, I have to wonder who in Trump's orbit keeps giving the ok for this sort of shit. Quit talking to the likes of ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN.

The only people who'll give a fuck about that are other members of the chattering class.

Trump's not getting the milage out this sort of confrontational dressing down of media whores he thinks he's getting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2026 01:25 PM (jehhT)

112 Oh, it was on one of the shows. Probably Fox.

The Maine Dems have a nuclear option I guess. If Platner was to win but then drop out for some reason, probably with a boatload of cash and some excuse, then the Dems could apparently just select someone to run in his place.I thought that's how it went.

Still, like that would EVER happen!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 07, 2026 01:27 PM (Sco7b)

113 Daily Mail-

Irate Trump storms off NBC set mid-sentence as he blasts 'dishonest press'
President Trump blasted the reporter, calling her a liar to her face before he walked off.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 07, 2026 01:28 PM (NpAcC)

114 The news isn't that the Democrats are corrupt and cheat like hell to win. We've all known that for years. The big news is we now have a President who is making it THE topic of conversation.



He made it a topic of conversation after the 2020 steal. Where did it take us? To California stealing elections in 2026 even more out in the open than usual.

Posted by: Heroq at June 07, 2026 01:28 PM (tNkpt)

115 I take it the Socialist Propaganda Lawfare Center was paying the Front uniform group we saw until Trump took over

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Ia/+0)

116 114 The news isn't that the Democrats are corrupt and cheat like hell to win. We've all known that for years. The big news is we now have a President who is making it THE topic of conversation.



He made it a topic of conversation after the 2020 steal. Where did it take us? To California stealing elections in 2026 even more out in the open than usual.

Posted by: Heroq at June 07, 2026 01:28 PM (tNkpt)

Some ballots are worth more than others...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 01:32 PM (l3cgK)

117 111 > The witch kept saying "but we traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview."
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While it was amusing to see her grovel, I have to wonder who in Trump's orbit keeps giving the ok for this sort of shit. Quit talking to the likes of ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN.

The only people who'll give a fuck about that are other members of the chattering class.

Trump's not getting the milage out this sort of confrontational dressing down of media whores he thinks he's getting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2026 01:25 PM (jehhT)


I believe one of Trump's goals in doing Hostile Media interviews is to demonstrate he's not afraid of tough interviews, unlike all Lefties. Lefties who get unexpected questions or tough follow-up questions bitch more on-camera about the interviewer and the questions than Trump does in his interviews by Lefties.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 01:32 PM (5rh/l)

118 While it was amusing to see her grovel, I have to wonder who in Trump's orbit keeps giving the ok for this sort of shit. Quit talking to the likes of ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN.

The only people who'll give a fuck about that are other members of the chattering class.

Trump's not getting the milage out this sort of confrontational dressing down of media whores he thinks he's getting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Trump is still a man of his era. As much as he rails against the msm, he still in the mentality where NBC or CBS is important and if it happens there it matters. Same with wanting his name of the Kennedy center. Who gives a fuck? Well he does because for his generation still like that matters.

Posted by: Heroq at June 07, 2026 01:32 PM (tNkpt)

119 Party of violence and hatred? You left out the other five deadly sins...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2026 01:33 PM (nbLIj)

120 "Are we the baddies?"

Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2026 01:33 PM (WOWuu)

121
64 In a dozen years there will be no room for elected Jews in the Dem party.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at June 07, 2026 12:43 PM (d9Cw3)

What are you talking about? That day is here already. The ones that are there, like Schumer, are just Kapos left over from the old days before the Jew hate was out in the open.

I find it darkly amusing when people talk about Rahm Emanuel as a potential candidate - the day when he or anyone like him could be nominated for any high office by the Dems is long past.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2026 01:34 PM (3mtTi)

122 >>He made it a topic of conversation after the 2020 steal. Where did it take us? To California stealing elections in 2026 even more out in the open than usual.

To him being the 47th President and yes California being so blatantly cheating the entire world now sees it no matter what they say.

We are in a completely different world than we were in 2020 or 2016. We didn't get to this place in one election and we aren't getting out of it in one election. Tearing down the infrastructure, inside and outside the government, that perpetuated the corrupt process we've been living in is huge task and it will require years of fighting back. Doesn't mean we haven't come a long way already and we are now fully on offense.

I bet we will see the DOJ go after California hammer and tong over this corrupt election. That's new.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2026 01:34 PM (viF8m)

123 there are 10s of millions of us cheering him and wanting him to hit back even harder.
Posted by: JackStraw

Hope he knows it too!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2026 01:35 PM (IP7s4)

124 105 The fact that the Left has made it impossible to
...
During previous wars our enemies at least had the honor of wearing a uniform and opposing us openly. ...
This is becoming intolerable.

LIBs would have you pity the Devil for being EVIL.
A Terrorist has the integrity to brandish their weapons and lay claim to their seige, LIB politico's keep their weapons concealed to ensure maximal damage and thein feign ignorance -- so sorry!

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RememberThisWell

Cruise Ship deployed Dung Slinging Balistas may be insufficient; An actual Cruise Ship sized balista would not only be supersonic at launch, be orbital capable as well.

YES, there is Profit in WAR but only at a Distance.
as the Newly Reformed/SorosSonspored/Hunter Biden circles the minefield in his gryo-copter to waylay travelers who's cooked yams he does not like.


LET's GO BRANDON!
Idict and expose Brennnan as Epstein enabler
Depose Dimon as war capitalist
Freeport/Cuba as replacement for Kharg
Close Malacca if China closes their strait -- and they'll eat each other!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 07, 2026 01:39 PM (/rrz5)

125 In the long run I think it’s better that the Dems ard going to steal the LA election from Platt right now, out in the open where it’s obvious, rather than let them pull off some semi plausible 51/49 win for Basura in November. (Which was guaranteed).

Doing it this nakedly and openly builds contempt and hatred for the Dem party among a broad range of nornies, not just us, and that will be very useful as the chaos gets worse through the year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2026 01:40 PM (3mtTi)

126 I hope President Trump's next MSM interview is in Mississippi, about Public Education.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 01:42 PM (qx7Zg)

127 121
64 In a dozen years there will be no room for elected Jews in the Dem party.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at June 07, 2026 12:43 PM (d9Cw3)

What are you talking about? That day is here already. The ones that are there, like Schumer, are just Kapos left over from the old days before the Jew hate was out in the open.

I find it darkly amusing when people talk about Rahm Emanuel as a potential candidate - the day when he or anyone like him could be nominated for any high office by the Dems is long past.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2026 01:34 PM (3mtTi)


More so because he served as a civilian service volunteer for two weeks aiding the IDF, repairing trucks, in 1991 during the 1st Gulf War. He did that service in an IDF base in northern Israel. The Leftists will call him a baby-killer if he runs and that label will stick.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 01:43 PM (5rh/l)

128 111 > The witch kept saying "but we traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview."
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While it was amusing to see her grovel, I have to wonder who in Trump's orbit keeps giving the ok for this sort of shit.
...

All the more rationale to construct the cruise ship sized balista, to return that which was freely given.

LET's GO BRANDON! they're coming for YOU first! and then the rest of US just like DeepState/SusanRice proudly announced.
TRY AND STOP THEM IF YOU THINK YOU CAN!

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 07, 2026 01:44 PM (NURNI)

129 A taste.

https://tinyurl.com/fe72c73m
Posted by: JackStraw
--

Picking on a person's looks is not a fair thing.
But when a person intentionally presents themselves in a manner unbecoming it's fair game.

Opening scene, she looks like a piranha.
I think she wants to look that way; threatening.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 01:45 PM (UcW11)

130 >>>The Democrat party is Socialism (Sides extra).

Posted by: JB1000

>The Democrat party is Socialism with raw cheeseburgers at a weekend cookout.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 01:45 PM (pSkMS)

131 “I mean especially the party insiders who selected and promoted him, but it will apply to some extent to Democrat voters too. With our cultural bifurcation, they might literally not have a single living friend or family member who served, so they wouldn't know any better.
Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 01:07 PM”

I believe you’re correct. If you’ve ever known a true pathological liar (fortunately they’re rare) they get to where they are compelled to lie about everything, while also lying to themselves most of all. I had a boss once who would lie even objectively he would have been in a far better position just by telling the truth. (He finally got fired when his sucking up to his superiors couldn’t cover up how many screwups he was lying about)

Anyway Democrats are they - they’ve completely broken with objective reality. Everything is a big socialist LARP to them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2026 01:46 PM (3mtTi)

132 Tom Servo. well thanks for the silver lining on that!

it's heinous what's going on in LA

oh well.

meanwhile a wonderful young man was just murdered going home from an NBA watch party. 22 years old, right in front of his house.

by misguided youths.

no I cannot get over this. nope. not supposed to happen in South Philly.

can we get the Mafia back?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 07, 2026 01:46 PM (j+aD2)

133

I will not ever understand the hatred towards Jewish people.

I know we've talked about that many times and I don't expect any responses.

Some of the finest people Hubby and I have known are Jewish.

Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2026 01:46 PM (x4yF4)

134 Financial Times has Chlamydia Harris leading potential Dem nominees for 2028.

Sometimes we need to sit back and enjoy the show!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 01:46 PM (iERP6)

135 We are in a completely different world than we were in 2020 or 2016. We didn't get to this place in one election and we aren't getting out of it in one election. Tearing down the infrastructure, inside and outside the government, that perpetuated the corrupt process we've been living in is huge task and it will require years of fighting back. Doesn't mean we haven't come a long way already and we are now fully on offense.

The Red Army didn't just give up after Stalingrad. Sure, they won, but they didn't destroy Nazism in one battle. This will be a generational battle, but it's one we can win.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2026 01:51 PM (Riz8t)

136 Still, like that would EVER happen!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 07, 2026 01:27 PM (Sco7b)


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Robert Toricelli at June 07, 2026 01:51 PM (XE5AP)

137 Quite nice outside, sunny, light breeze, 82

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 01:51 PM (Ia/+0)

138 I guess california has finished counting now.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)

139 110 Reforger,
Here's a video that may help you out about German aviation fuels in WW2, responding to one of your comments in the book thread.

https://tinyurl.com/9cwx7tt6
Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 01:25 PM (5rh/l)

Thank you. I've seen that one. Will watch again though when it gets to hot for yardwork. It post dates the discussion I was refering to. There is a lot more to it.



Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxzYs)

140 134 Financial Times has Chlamydia Harris leading potential Dem nominees for 2028.

Sometimes we need to sit back and enjoy the show!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 01:46 PM (iERP6)


It will be another year or so until Dems begin declaring they are POTUS candidates. SAme with Republicans officially declaring. IIRC, the timing is no earlier than this each cycle due to FEC campaign financial reporting rules for a formally FEC-registered campaign.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 01:55 PM (5rh/l)

141
Trump's not getting the milage out this sort of confrontational dressing down of media whores he thinks he's getting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Trump is fighting for every single vote.
He fought at hundreds of rallies while O'Biden was president. If he doesn't fight for every eye and ear he loses. Nay sayers ought to give it up and get on his side.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 01:56 PM (UcW11)

142 The witch kept saying "but we traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview

He needs to be ready with two questions:

1) What are the odds that after a time when the votes were split roughly equally, you would get tens of thousands of votes for only one candidate?
2) In any of the prolonged, post-election vote "counts", how many went in favor of the Republican?

Let her hem and haw for awhile with that.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2026 01:56 PM (Riz8t)

143 The witch kept saying "but we traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview."

FO witch. What does that have to do with the interview?

Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2026 01:13 PM (x4yF4)

Wow. All the way to Wisconsin, you say? Sorry to have pulled you away from your 3 AM Thai noodles just so you could catch the flight. Not all heroes wear capes, I guess...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2026 01:56 PM (nbLIj)

144 139 110 Reforger,
Here's a video that may help you out about German aviation fuels in WW2, responding to one of your comments in the book thread.

https://tinyurl.com/9cwx7tt6
Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 01:25 PM (5rh/l)

Thank you. I've seen that one. Will watch again though when it gets to hot for yardwork. It post dates the discussion I was refering to. There is a lot more to it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxzYs)


A book by British author Callum Douglas may help you on this topic. I cannot recall the title. It was published within the past 5-7 years.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 01:58 PM (5rh/l)

145 PS: Douglas's book is "The Secret Horsepower Race."

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 01:59 PM (5rh/l)

146 I don't believe Collins' vote is going to matter after November. As if it ever did. Just another minority vote in a sea of worthless ineffectual out of power recucklicans. She wants to broker power to join with the majority dems after the mid-terms. It's all about her. I do not care. Let her be shat out and forgotten.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 01:59 PM (3uBP9)

147 Historically old VPs have little chance once removed

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 01:59 PM (Ia/+0)

148 I guess california has finished counting now.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)

I stopped counting California for several years now.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 02:00 PM (qx7Zg)

149 WE HAZ 1ST WORLD NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)

150 She traveled all the way to Wisconsin. She could have spent the time prepping for an interview, not a confrontation.

Even if she wanted to present controversial questions, manners count. Manners that she is void of. Interrupting and contradicting the President appeals only to the anointed left.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 02:03 PM (UcW11)

151 >>Trump is fighting for every single vote.
He fought at hundreds of rallies while O'Biden was president. If he doesn't fight for every eye and ear he loses. Nay sayers ought to give it up and get on his side.

From now through election day in November Democrat cheating in CA is going to be on the minds of millions of voters across the country. And I've got a feeling we'll be hearing more from GA and perhaps AZ as well. Trump is making the public deal with it when the left would like nothing better than the entire topic to be dropped.

The left can't win without cheating, even in frigging LA. There is no more important issue to be dealt with than free and fair elections. It doesn't matter how good our candidates and policies are if we can't win.

That's why Trump goes into the lion's den and pushes it in their faces. He's going to force them to talk about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2026 02:03 PM (viF8m)

152 Look, IVF is not easy. The appointments, the discomfort of various procedures, THE SHOTS, the weeks of waiting to see if it worked... It's not for fair-weather relationships. However, for the husbands who love their wives (like Pooky), it's their chance to shine. He's got the shots down to a science, knows how to apply a heat pack to maximum effect, gets me cushions and Tylenol when I need it, and gives me hugs when the hormones are too much. I'm not surprised Platner couldn't deal with it, he seems to struggle with commitment.

Posted by: pookysgirl has 11 days of shots left at June 07, 2026 02:07 PM (Wt5PA)

153 I'm not surprised Platner couldn't deal with it, he seems to struggle with commitment.

He seems to struggle with any aspect of adulthood, or even decency.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)

154 Hah. Dad used to play the Spike Jones' song, "In Der Fuhrer's Face"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 01:11 PM (l3cgK)

A filmed performance. Flashing the bird.
https://tinyurl.com/ycy5m8p7

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 07, 2026 02:08 PM (5xuJ/)

155 Rape as a tool of power?
====

This is not why homosexuals were banned from the military.
Well, not directly...

Homosexuals banned specifically because that dynamic would be lost lost in the 'fog of war'.
It is not about 'rape', nor who one could make suck their cock (proverbially), but whose cock one could suck climbing to the top.

Traditional power dynamics require one to be the best Kamala Harris one can be to reach the top.

Homosexuals really really fog that up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 02:17 PM (/lPRQ)

156 133

I will not ever understand the hatred towards Jewish people.

I know we've talked about that many times and I don't expect any responses.

Some of the finest people Hubby and I have known are Jewish.

Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2026 01:46 PM (x4yF4)


Consider in Orwell's 1984, there was a ritual Two Minutes Hate directed at Emmanuel Goldstein. Orwell was himself a disillusioned socialist, and understood it quite well. It's a Failure Factory, because it's a confidence scheme based on lies about human nature itself; it literally *cannot* work, and will never reform itself, because the point is power for the insiders.

They do not care at all about the nation's success; that's just part of the scam patter they use to Con the Rubes. Since they will never fix the problems, they need a scapegoat to redirect the public's anger at, and con artists like to reuse old schemes that worked before. (That's why they keep going back to gnosticism, just tarting it up in new clothes like Christian Science or Critical Theory.)

And, as insular outsiders everywhere, the Jewish Diaspora from the Roman subjugation of Israel was always a convenient target for nasty rumors.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 02:20 PM (Sy6m/)

157 Fifield was a GOP worker for years at Heritage Foundation
She also founded Ladies for Kavanaugh.


Her relationship was so bad it only lasted 2years. He broke up with her

He never flew on Epstein's plane

Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2026 02:26 PM (6PD/b)

158 Platner has had another big UP jump on Kalish wagering.
Platner seems to be attracting more support from the vets. Maine has one of the highest per capita vet populations of any state.
CBD doesn't have a good understanding of that voter cohort.

Pls continue to call him a Nazi.

Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2026 02:42 PM (6PD/b)

159 German Socialists and Russian Communism actually worked together in 30s up to 1941 when Germany invaded Russia.

Hitler and Stalin made a deal to split up Poland. Before that Nazis and Commies were bitter rivals, and both knew they would eventually fight. Stalin just didnt think Hitler would attack that fast, and Stalin didnt think the USSR was ready yet or he would have attacked

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 07, 2026 03:02 PM (3/XaG)

160 Start a race war? I predicted this.

Posted by: Charles Manson at June 07, 2026 03:08 PM (qFwJc)

161 Jealousy. They hate the Jews because they are, generally, educated and intelligent. They are smart and productive. They admire education in the sciences and business.

Stupid, ignorant people hate that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 07, 2026 03:12 PM (qFwJc)

162 What if you got that TDS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytq5N3VxTKU

Posted by: Jeff at June 07, 2026 03:22 PM (vNLae)

Book Thread: June 7th, 2026 (MP4)

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Good morning, ‘rons and ‘ronettes. It’s time once again for the monthly MP4-hosted Sunday Book Thread. As it’s June, it’s time for Royal Ascot!

So ask the barman at the Enclosure for a 1995 Louis Roederer, covfefe or tea and let’s get started!

‘food, glorious food’

If you’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting me, you can tell from my waistline that I love to eat. I won’t give you my exact measurements, but I will note that Edward VII had a waistline of 48 inches, which in his day was considered grossly obese. His Majesty and I could share closets.

I love to eat. I like to cook, but unlike CBD, I’m not very good at it. But I love to read about food. Not just recipe books, which, although entertaining on their own, can be somewhat dull, but books about the history and sociology of food. For instance, I have several books dedicated to food, its preparation and the status of cooks in both high and low society during the Middle Ages, each of which is the sort of read that both informs you and leaves you hungry. Here are three:The Medieval Cook, and Fast and Feast: Food in Medieval Society, both by Bridget Ann Henisch and Fabulous Feasts: Medieval Cookery and Ceremony, by Madeline Pelner Cosman.

I also love books about dining outside the house, in restaurants, cafés and roadside venues; two of my faves are Repast: Dining Out at the Dawn of the New American Century, 1900-1910, by Michael Lesy & Lisa Stoffer and Appetite City: A Culinary History of New York, by William Grimes. And that’s not even touching other tomes like Duncan Hines’ various editions of Adventures in Good Eating, histories of the Harvey Girls and drive-ins, or bios of the founders of the great fast-food chains such as Colonel Sanders, the McDonald brothers or Billy Ingram, the man behind White Castle.

What about you? Are cookbooks just instruction manuals to you or treats to dip into during a particularly puckish mood? Have you ever, like me, come across a Delmonico’s menu from 1895 and wonder if you could make your way through a Gay Nineties lobster palace night?

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:00 AM




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1 Tolle Lege

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 09:00 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Read “The Cardinal’s Curse,” a short pulp-era story by J. Allen Dunn. It’s a pirate tale. “And don't all good stories involve pirates?" – The History Guy.
A crew attacks a galleon that has a Cardinal on board. He doesn’t really pronounce a curse on the pirates, but after stealing his cross, bad things start to happen to the pirate who takes it. Suffice to say, everyone who acquires it comes to a bad end. The story is full of rousing sea action and a fight to the death to possess the cross. If you like stories of that type, you’d probably like this one.
Also read “Vengeance is Mine,” by George W. Ogden, a pulp-era western tale concerning a driver escorting a railroad man through a region of the West with sheepherder and cattlemen trouble. The driver tells about his time running sheep and a confrontation with a cattleman in the past that cost him dearly. A man who resembles someone who was just at the camp while the driver was elsewhere. The driver goes to find the man and returns later, having not taken revenge. A storm breaks out, leading to a strange ending for the cattleman. Coincidences abound, but they don’t detract from the story.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:01 AM (1Ff7Z)

3 BOING!

Someone needs to author a book: "Is Beirut Burning?"

Yeh, jets in the air.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:01 AM (5UTWB)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 07, 2026 09:01 AM (NcvvS)

5 Good morning, fellow bibliophages.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 09:02 AM (kpS4V)

6 Booken morgen, horden & MP4!

Lovely pic up top.

I read Nine Goblins by T.Kingfisher the other day. This was her first self-published book, and her first non-kids book, written for fun. It is fun, and author says she was inspired by Terry Pratchett.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 09:02 AM (fE6HJ)

7 Thought slept through day and was the Food thread
Very slowly reading Carl v.Clauswitz's On War
And am convinced those in the White House and Pete's people should be reading the same thing

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 09:03 AM (Ia/+0)

8 The Medieval Cook, and Fast and Feast: Food in Medieval Society, both by Bridget Ann Henisch and Fabulous Feasts: Medieval Cookery and Ceremony, by Madeline Pelner Cosman.

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These are just the sort of historical books I find fascinating

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 09:03 AM (fE6HJ)

9 Morning, Horde....How goes it?

Thanks, MP4, for once again hosting an excellent Sunday Morning Book Thread!

I don't have too many books about food, but I do have James Lileks "Gallery of Regrettable Food" and its sequel "Gastroanomalies."

Both are a hilarious look at hideous culinary creations of the past.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 09:04 AM (gnNyN)

10 Louis l'amour's son beau has a throwback cold war thriller in the style of cussler and forsyth

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:04 AM (bXbFr)

11 Skyring station, i had to do a double take

L'amour had done his fare share of adventure stories

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:05 AM (bXbFr)

12 I know that in Papua, New Guinea, a popular cookbook is How to Serve Man.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 09:05 AM (0U5gm)

13 I don't have too many books about food, but I do have James Lileks "Gallery of Regrettable Food" and its sequel "Gastroanomalies."

Both are a hilarious look at hideous culinary creations of the past.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 09:04 AM (gnNyN)

Poor fella's in a bad way right now.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:06 AM (1Ff7Z)

14 Thank you to the person who recommended Ed McBain's "Ghosts." I enjoyed it and plan to read more McBain.

Posted by: Wethal at June 07, 2026 09:06 AM (gihWY)

15 MP, have you ever looked into those eighteenth century cookbooks that Jon Townsend talks about on his YT channel?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:07 AM (1Ff7Z)

16 Good Sunday morning, horde.

MP4, I love the artwork. I'm thinking it's Toulouse-Lautrec, but now I'm doubting myself.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:07 AM (h7ZuX)

17 There are several recipe-type cookbooks out there that are vehicles for comedy: Sandra Boynton's Chocolate: The Consuming Passion (more fun stuff, esp. her illustrations, than recipes), Steve Graham's Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man, and Real Men Don't Cook Quiche.

And, of course, The Deplorable Gourmet, with great recipes & wit.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 07, 2026 09:08 AM (NcvvS)

18 Morning, book people,

Yes, I'd say a waistline of 48 in. is obese, whether in 1905 or now! I love to eat, but cooking is something that I have rarely dabbled in. I heat things, via oven or microwave, but mixing or blending diverse ingredients is beyond me at present. So cookbooks have rarely figured in my reading or as any part of my library.

When I have to write a scene where people are eating out, or even at home, and are preparing something unusual, I have to research it, even if it is in the present day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:08 AM (wzUl9)

19 I'm thinking of having melons for breakfast.

Posted by: Guy at the table at June 07, 2026 09:08 AM (1Ff7Z)

20 Stephen Price Blair is the one to go to about books on food and cookbooks.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 07, 2026 09:09 AM (VCgbV)

21 I once found a very old cookbook of sorts in an out of the way shop, with some fascinating recipes. Of course, some old recipes are impossible to recreate, given the difficulty of obtaining eye of newt these days.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 09:10 AM (0U5gm)

22 I love cookbooks. I almost never make anything directly from them. They are more inspiration for me.

Books about food, though, especially historical, are always interesting to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:10 AM (h7ZuX)

23 I read The Anxious Generation: How the Great Rewiring of Childhood Is Causing an Epidemic of Mental Illness by Jonathan Haidt. The generation which matured using flip phones are mentally much healthier than Gen Z which matured using smart phones and social media apps. Haidt gives an overview of the many studies in this area and how almost constant screen time affects pre-teen and teens. Finally, he suggests actions that parents, schools, and various levels of government can do to restore sound mental health in our children.

Posted by: Zoltan at June 07, 2026 09:10 AM (VOrDg)

24 Humorist Robert Benchley was also a man "of substance" and in one of his essays longingly reviewed a menu from Delmonico's, one of those marathon dinners with a dozen courses featuring fish, flesh, and fowl. Something those captains of industry, like the top-hatted gent above, could linger over unashamedly.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 09:10 AM (kpS4V)

25 For those ive sent samples i'm probably a little too exposition heavy in my work

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:11 AM (bXbFr)

26 I think there is a companion book to Patrick O'Brian's series with recipes of British food served in Napoleonic era ships
I don't have it but remember it coming out.

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 09:11 AM (Ia/+0)

27 Re the artwork:

"Well now we are just negotiating the price."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2026 09:11 AM (jnTpz)

28 Poor fella's in a bad way right now.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:06 AM (1Ff7Z)


??

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2026 09:12 AM (/HDaX)

29 'A dozen oysters here, waiter!'
-dude with hat

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2026 09:12 AM (LHPAg)

30 I think there is a companion book to Patrick O'Brian's series with recipes of British food served in Napoleonic era ships
I don't have it but remember it coming out.

Posted by: Skip


I bet the sailors remember that, too.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 09:12 AM (0U5gm)

31 Travel books with extended remarks about the local dietary habits are usually a delight.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 09:13 AM (rj6Yv)

32 Currently I'm finishing Eleanor Herman's 2004 Sex With Kings, an overview with fascinating anecdotes about royal mistresses from medieval times -- well, about 1350 or so -- until Wallis Simpson and Edward VIII in the early 20th Century.

I finished off the Isaac Asimov collection, Nightfall and Other Stories, which has several very solid stories in it. His robot collection -- I, Robot with connecting material between the widely spaced stories -- is next, and then the second in S.M. Stirling's alternate-universe series about a Burroughs-like Venus and Mars, with humans, Neanderthals, sabertooths, and dinosaurs, in the late 1980s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:13 AM (wzUl9)

33 Alistsir maclean was spsring in some stories like puppet on a string which is like french connection but ser in amsterdam

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:13 AM (bXbFr)

34 What about you? Are cookbooks just instruction manuals to you or treats to dip into during a particularly puckish mood? Have you ever, like me, come across a Delmonico’s menu from 1895 and wonder if you could make your way through a Gay Nineties lobster palace night?

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:00 AM
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We have a few, but I never use them. We have a book of family recipes that I consult on specific dishes, but mostly I cook by habit or instinct. My grandmother did this - so that there was always a bit of variation in the same dish.

Obviously, most of the food we eat is pretty standard fare, especially in the summer: hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill. But even when using taco mix, we sometimes spice things up and my youngest (who is doing more cooking these days) is experimenting in her own way.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 09:13 AM (ZOv7s)

35 Poor fella's in a bad way right now.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Lileks? Is he sick?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 09:14 AM (dE3DB)

36 I love to eat, but cooking is something that I have rarely dabbled in. I heat things, via oven or microwave, but mixing or blending diverse ingredients is beyond me at present.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:08 AM (wzUl9)

If I was going to create a You Tube channel, I think I'd make one called "Real, plain, food." Teach those bache types how to make their own food instead of spending money on premade stuff. It's cost too much money and you'd need a good kitchen set up to do it with good camera angles. Nothing fancy with sissy ingredients, just show how to make your own burgers, ribs, chicken. You know, real food.*

*Narrator: "He will, in fact, not create a You Tube channel.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:14 AM (1Ff7Z)

37 Of course, some old recipes are impossible to recreate, given the difficulty of obtaining eye of newt these days.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026


***
"First, catch the newt . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:14 AM (wzUl9)

38 Art Thread!

It seems he asked for a seat with a view.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2026 09:15 AM (vFG9F)

39 Good morning fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading.

Hello to MP4 and thanks for an interesting topic.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 09:15 AM (yTvNw)

40 Last Sunday afternoon, finished the last of Donald Westlake's 24 Parker novels. And I've gotta say, the couple of lines of dialog that finish that book are just about the hardest of hard-boiled you're likely to stumble across.

Still haven't decided on a series or big book to read next, so am revisiting a book of interviews with Robert Silverberg and am a couple of chapters into the new translation of Simenon's The Cat.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 09:16 AM (q3u5l)

41 I think there is a companion book to Patrick O'Brian's series with recipes of British food served in Napoleonic era ships
I don't have it but remember it coming out.

Posted by: Skip

"Garnish with weevils."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)

42 Oh, and...

Morning, MP4.

Howdy, Horde.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 09:17 AM (q3u5l)

43 ??
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2026 09:12 AM (/HDaX)

Lileks? Is he sick?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 09:14 AM (dE3DB)

Yeah. A year or so ago, his wife texted him that she wanted a divorce. While he was on vacation in England.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:17 AM (1Ff7Z)

44 I read almost exclusively on my iPad using Kindle these days. Still have all my books, but I've read them. I'm finished with Kindle $0.99 compilations of short stories written in the '50s.

I downloaded three new books, from an author I had never read, on a topic I rarely follow. And they entertained me mightily.

They are three novellas in The Garden at the End of the Galaxy series, by Jon Kiln. Old Man's Patch, Old Man's Vines, and Old Man's Bloom. These are about gardening in a science fiction setting, with a curmudgeonry old man (no resemblance, since I don't garden) and his cucumber garden, with a fiesta older woman neighbor who verbally spars with him, and then stuff happens.

Well drawn characters, fluid writing, and nice plot twists enhance these stories. These could easily be dreary tales of woe in an indifferent universe. But they were heartwarming instead.

I gave the stories 5 stars, something I rarely do.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 09:17 AM (u82oZ)

45 Had a grits bowl at Waffle House yesterday. Sausage, eggs, cheese, and bacon. Delicious. It's fun to watch a well trained WH crew do their thing with Pull, Mark and Drop.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 09:18 AM (CJnkZ)

46 With the lawn mowed and my wife out of town, I had a free weekend for reading, but I was still considering my options when, to my surprise, the inter-library system fulfilled an order that I thought it had canceled. (I miss the previous system, MOBIUS; it worked so well.) So I'm into the world of "Rip" Kirby, a postwar comic strip detective originally drawn by Alex Raymond, who came to fame as the creator of the strip "Flash Gordon." This was the first "Rip Kirby" omnibus put out by IDW's Library of American Comics imprint. With IDW's demise, LAC may be defunct, too.

This is definitely postwar; in a 1946 story, a World Congress of top scientists gathers to discuss how to control a (stolen) formula for a deadly biological agent and lesser weapons, such as the atom bomb.

Rip Kirby was promoted as a cultured intellectual -- he wears glasses, plays piano, and smokes a pipe -- who is handy with his fists or guns. Other than the first story, a murder mystery, I've seen a lot more adventuring than detecting.

(Bio of Alex Raymond to follow.)

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2026 09:18 AM (tIPDA)

47 MP4, I have got to ask if you are a fan of Pino Daeni paintings.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 09:18 AM (5P5DO)

48 Cookbooks? I have a few dozen BUT, I mostly use my family recipes that are collected in a 3 ring binder. I've been making an effort to try new things lately as I've been in a bit of a food rut.

One of the church ladies has been giving me specialty foods and ingredients recently - cheeses, homemade pastas, and the like. She loves to cook but it's only her now and cooking for one is difficult.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2026 09:19 AM (jnTpz)

49 >>It seems he asked for a seat with a view.

Gent in the background looks like he's checking out the side view, which will likely annoy the lady who seems to be talking to him.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 07, 2026 09:19 AM (NcvvS)

50 For the study of creative writing, it's hard to beat the Biden FBI's adventure tales:

"FBI fires several analysts tied to disputed ‘Catholic ideology’ memo"

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5n8mkzcb

Hat tip to renowned author of fiction, Sarah Hoyt.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 09:19 AM (rj6Yv)

51 Instead of moving along with the story of FBI agent Aloysius Pendergast after more than twenty cases, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child have chosen in Pendergast, The Beginning to go back in time to the earliest days of his FBI career, with a case assigned to him and his overseer Dwight Chambers, of a serial killer near his home town of New Orleans.

It is a strange case, beginning with a murder victim being found with his right arm removed in a surgical manner. As they pursue the leads, many of the idiosyncratic quirks of Pendergast are already beginning to appear; his manner of dress, his affectations of language, as well as his esoteric tastes and interests.

We also get a glimpse farther back, along with that of his aide-de-camp Proctor, who re-enters Pendergast's life in an unusual way, years after they had served together in a secretive military outfit. The situations they encounter are tense, despite the fact that we know they survive, since they appear later in time in other Pendergast books. As the case progresses, Pendergast and Chambers begin to wonder if they are just chasing a serial killer, or something even more sinister is going on.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 09:20 AM (0U5gm)

52 Alex Raymond is considered one of the three pioneers in realistic comic strip art. The others are Milton Caniff ("Terry and the Pirates" and "Steve Canyon") and Hal Foste⁷r ("Prince Valiant"). He'd left "Flash Gordon" in 1944 to join the Marines, and after his discharge in 1946, his syndicate refused to reinstate him. Instead it asked him to start a detective strip and offered 60 percent ownership. "Rip Kirby" was successful, and Raymond was riding high until he died in a car crash in 1956. The circumstances of the crash are subject to speculation.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2026 09:21 AM (tIPDA)

53 Phooey! Have to take the wife to work again!

I hope by the time I return I find a classy and witty bunch of comments to read and savor. Like you'd find if you spent an evening with the panel of What's My Line?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

54 We also get a glimpse farther back, along with that of his aide-de-camp Proctor, who re-enters Pendergast's life in an unusual way, years after they had served together in a secretive military outfit. The situations they encounter are tense, despite the fact that we know they survive, since they appear later in time in other Pendergast books. As the case progresses, Pendergast and Chambers begin to wonder if they are just chasing a serial killer, or something even more sinister is going on.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 09:20 AM (0U5gm)
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I've been debating whether to read that one...

Is it worth it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 09:21 AM (gnNyN)

55 We used Modern Cooking by Betty Crocker as the textbook in Home Ec and I stuck with that for years.

Creative Wok Cooking (1976) was also a mainstay.

Of course, The Deplorable Gourmet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 09:21 AM (RIvkX)

56 Yeah. A year or so ago, his wife texted him that she wanted a divorce. While he was on vacation in England.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:17 AM (1Ff7Z)


Oof. Although it does raise the question of why he was vacationing in England w/o his wife.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2026 09:21 AM (/HDaX)

57 Now I do come up with some dishes which require more than popping the dish into the microwave. Generally I put together things I like, and sometimes I achieve. Years ago, you may remember, there were *baked* breaded chicken filets to be found in the freezer at the grocery. I took one, spread some spaghetti sauce on it and sprinkled it with parmesan cheese, and heated it as per instructions in the oven.

Imagine my surprise when I found I had independently reinvented chicken parmigiana.

I will also "supercharge" chicken soup with canned chicken. I saute the canned chunks first, sprinkling paprika and chili powder on it, while the soup heats in the MW. Then I stir the grilled chunks into the soup, and voila. Same with canned chili; chunks of grilled, seasoned chicken in that make for a solid meal.

Angel hair pasta plus sauce atop a microwaved beef & bean burrito, I call "Mexitalian," or "Italomex" (which last term sounds like a wall cement, but it's very tasty).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:22 AM (wzUl9)

58 I've finished A Canticle for Liebowitz, and am casting about for my next read. Nothing is really speaking to me at the moment.

Although, I was at the library yesterday to pick up Thunderstruck by Erik Larson. On the shelf next to it was a small volume that caught my interest: The First CELEBRITY SERIAL KILLER in Southwest Ohio: Confessions of the Strangler Alfred Knapp.

Probably can't go wrong with a historical account of a regional serial killer.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:22 AM (h7ZuX)

59 38 Art Thread!

It seems he asked for a seat with a view.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2026 09:15 AM (vFG9F)

Yes, I thought it was Monday all of a sudden...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:22 AM (l3cgK)

60 Morning, all. Sorry to be late.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 09:23 AM (qRla/)

61 Reading about food just makes me hungry. I am reminded of when I was doing genealogical research, some years back. I found that one of my ancestors was a man named John Pancake, a captain in the Virginia State Militia. That's right; I'm a direct descendant of Captain Pancake.

Anyway, every time I looked at records on this family, I felt an intense desire to stop reading and head over to IHOP.



Posted by: Toad-0 at June 07, 2026 09:23 AM (Z2Qim)

62 So what'd you think of Canticle?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2026 09:23 AM (/HDaX)

63 My salad arrangement has been the same for many years. Iceberg lettuce, chopped fine; slices of radishes and green onions; and pickles instead of cucumbers, with the pickle juice instead of dressing. Chill for a few hours, so that the lettuce is a little less crisp and the juice has marinated it. It's fresh and salty and very good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:23 AM (wzUl9)

64 I have two cookbooks that I reference routinely. One is an old Betty Crocker cookbook, the other a Crock Pot cookbook that I got when my parents got me a crock pot for Christmas.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2026 09:24 AM (T6aVk)

65 My wife loved cook books...but only ever cooked recipes from a few of the many, many cookbooks she bought...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:24 AM (l3cgK)

66 Like you'd find if you spent an evening with the panel of What's My Line?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Hey Bennett, how's things going with The Famous Writers School? Any new bullshit you preparing for the gullible public?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2026 09:25 AM (jnTpz)

67 There are a few cookbooks on the shelves, but they don't get much use here at Casa Some Guy. Unless Mrs Some Guy decides to throw something into the crock pot, meals tend to be catch as catch can here. Out to eat for lunch a couple of times a week maybe.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 09:25 AM (q3u5l)

68 55 We used Modern Cooking by Betty Crocker as the textbook in Home Ec and I stuck with that for years.

Creative Wok Cooking (1976) was also a mainstay.

Of course, The Deplorable Gourmet.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 09:21 AM (RIvkX)

Home Ec was one of my favorite classes. Did I care about sewing? No. The cooking? Hell yes.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2026 09:25 AM (T6aVk)

69 The picture up top is A Social Occasion in the Sophiensaal by Joseh Engelhart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 09:26 AM (qRla/)

70 Related to the earl oc sandwich

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:27 AM (bXbFr)

71 America 250

Hasty pudding.

Hasty pudding is a pudding or porridge of grains cooked in milk or water. In the United States, it often refers specifically to a version made primarily with ground corn. It is mentioned in the lyrics of "Yankee Doodle", a traditional American song of the eighteenth century.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2026 09:28 AM (adGdA)

72 I've been debating whether to read that one...

Is it worth it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Yes, it is surprisingly good. The only knock I can give it is that it doesn't read like a first book in a series, more like someone you know well relating an old story. The authors already developed their style with Pendergast books, and it is probably impossible to unlearn that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 09:29 AM (0U5gm)

73 71 America 250

Hasty pudding.

Hasty pudding is a pudding or porridge of grains cooked in milk or water. In the United States, it often refers specifically to a version made primarily with ground corn. It is mentioned in the lyrics of "Yankee Doodle", a traditional American song of the eighteenth century.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2026 09:28 AM (adGdA)

Doesn't beat spotted dick...

Posted by: Ken Starmer at June 07, 2026 09:29 AM (l3cgK)

74 Yeah. A year or so ago, his wife texted him that she wanted a divorce. While he was on vacation in England.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:17 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I used to read him regularly as part of my daily blog tour, but after a while his schtick got really dull.

I have to say that this is not surprising because being professionally Very Online can't be good for relationships with actual humans, especially talking in such detail about one's family. If memory serves, his kid is probably out of the house, which is one of the classic Danger Zones for modern marriages. Sad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 09:30 AM (ZOv7s)

75 MP4, thank you for a delightful painting on top and a welcoming book thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 09:30 AM (u82oZ)

76 Home Ec was just cooking.

We called it Second Breakfast.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 09:31 AM (RIvkX)

77 When I read Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe stories, I'm always at sea about the food. I don't know exactly what "squabs" are, though I expect they're tasty. In Too Many Cooks -- which you'd guess from the title involves cooking and chefs -- Wolfe dictates a letter to a fellow gourmet about how raising pigs on a diet including peanuts produces very fine ham. I can harldy look at a can of peanuts now without thinking of ham and bacon.

The TMC novel involves something Wolfe is trying to get the recipe for, "saucisse minuit," which I think means "small sausage."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

78 MP4, I have got to ask if you are a fan of Pino Daeni paintings.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 09:18 AM (5P5DO)


Hadn't heard of him. I looked him up and his pictures are nice, though the women seem a bit 'book illustration' to me. Thanks!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 09:32 AM (qRla/)

79 I purchased Caroline Glick's book, "Shackled Warrior: Israel and the Global Jihad," when it came out in 2008. I somehow let it slip off of my to-read pile and gather dust on a shelf until about a month ago. 18 years. But maybe there's good in the delay.

The book compiles many of Glick's media columns published worldwide between around 2003 and 2007. The material covers the post-9/11 world, including the Iraq and Afghanistan invasions and Israel's 2nd Lebanon War - and Iran's nuclear threat to the world. It points out the obvious failures of most everyone but especially of Israel, especially Prime Ministers Barak and more so Olmert (yuk!).

It's deja vu all over again. You could lightly edit some of these essays and republish them now. In 2026, it's practically an entire book of unintended I Told You Sos.

The last section of the book contains some of Glick's essays written as she travelled during battle in Iraq with US troops.

Whether it's Bush, Powell, Rice, Olmert, Netanyahu or US military brass and personnel - or to Glick herself, for that matter - the one thing everyone got wrong and still doesn't get is that you can't fix Islam.

Regards from northern Israel.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:33 AM (5UTWB)

80 Of course one of the best things about red sparrow are the country specific recopes

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:33 AM (bXbFr)

81 "I don't know exactly what "squabs" are, though I expect they're tasty."

Pigeons.

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 07, 2026 09:33 AM (YGJ8E)

82 81 "I don't know exactly what "squabs" are, though I expect they're tasty."

Pigeons.

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 07, 2026 09:33 AM (YGJ8E)

my solution to both pigeons and hungry homeless is feeding pigeons to the hungry homeless...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:34 AM (l3cgK)

83 Apparently theres is a russian specific cubsn sandwich

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:34 AM (bXbFr)

84 Hey Bennett, how's things going with The Famous Writers School? Any new bullshit you preparing for the gullible public?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2026


***
Larry Niven said that the Famous Writers School taught him to recognize when he was a real writer. It was when his name appeared on a magazine's or publisher's check.

I've always been amused by Bennett Cerf's name since I learned that his last name means "deer" -- the male deer, which can also be translated as "stag" or "buck."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

85 83 Apparently theres is a russian specific cubsn sandwich

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:34 AM (bXbFr)

No bread, no meat, no condiments?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:35 AM (l3cgK)

86 I like the painting, and the orange (not green!) oranges on the table are a nice touch.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2026 09:36 AM (R+iUD)

87 "I don't know exactly what "squabs" are, though I expect they're tasty."

Pigeons.

Posted by: Will Robinson

With an attitude.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 09:36 AM (ndZc7)

88 "I don't know exactly what "squabs" are, though I expect they're tasty."

Pigeons.

Posted by: Will Robinson



Colloquially known as rats with wings.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 09:36 AM (0U5gm)

89 my solution to both pigeons and hungry homeless is feeding pigeons to the hungry homeless...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:34 AM (l3cgK)
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I suspect it can also work the other way around as well...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 09:36 AM (gnNyN)

90 We used Modern Cooking by Betty Crocker as the textbook in Home Ec and I stuck with that for years.

I think we have that one in a ring binder format which is nice. Not haute cuisine but very good for day-to-day type cooking.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 07, 2026 09:36 AM (vTZFs)

91 I'm currently flipping through Self-Helf from the Middle Ages: What the Seven Deadly Sins Can Teach Us About Living by Peter Jones.

He's a professor of mediaeval studies and the book is an adaptation of lectures he gave while in residence at the University of Tyumen in Siberia. Very nicely written, and the chapter on "Sloth" has given me a lot to ponder.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 09:36 AM (qRla/)

92 62 So what'd you think of Canticle?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2026 09:23 AM (/HDaX)

I really wasn't getting it, at first. I don't know what I expected. I finally realized it is an examination of faith and how it carries humanity through all the things humanity does to itself. I think I'll probably re-read it soon.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:37 AM (h7ZuX)

93 That and the interior dialogues of the characters

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:37 AM (bXbFr)

94 Haute Hot[/b Cuisine - a limerick or two

History will never know the name
(Though the guy is deserving of fame)
He's the very first man
To pry open a can
And cook beans o'er an open flame

Canned chili (you'll get used to the stink)
Is tastier than at first you might think
Whether morning or noon
Just grab a big spoon
And eat 'em leaning over the sink

Posted by: muldoon at June 07, 2026 09:37 AM (qgHp7)

95 I finished "Fractured," by Jason Anspach and Nick Cole, whichnis book 25 in the Galaxy's Edge series (which actually contains 46 books if you include spinoff series, which you should also read, as they are phenomenal). Fractured is the second book of the third "season" of the series.

Holy Shit!! So many dramatic developments, call-backs to much-loved characters from the spinoffs and some of the earliest-established characters.

"The galaxy is a dumpster fire" indeed! I love this series abd highly recommend that anyone who likes military sci-fi should try to read all 46 books in in-universe chronological order.

About to start "Platform Decay," the 8th book in Martha Wells' excellent MurderBot series.

Good morning, Book Nerds!

Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2026 09:37 AM (/RHNq)

96 Drat. format fail.

Posted by: muldoon at June 07, 2026 09:37 AM (qgHp7)

97 Yay Book Thread!

Cookbooks are fun, especially historical ones. I had some kid-friendly ones growing up that I read more than I cooked from them, got hooked on reading about historical foods with The Little House Cookbook (with recipes for foods mentioned in the Little House books, adapted for modern kitchens), and eventually graduated to collecting cool cookbooks and looking things up on Gode Cookery and Feeding America. It makes for useful detail in fiction, too, especially when there's a culture clash involved--I'm planning a scene in Loyal Valley: Diversion in which a British character gets introduced to the chili queens of San Antonio, which should be good for comic relief.

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Now, for the reason I'm delurking: could anybody use an editor? I'm not teaching this summer for the first time since '22, which would be great were it not for the fact that health problems and a paucity of classes to teach over the last ~3 years mean that I can't afford to take the summer off entirely but don't have the energy to go hunting for projects. The good Perfessor has my email, if you want to get in touch.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 09:37 AM (azG9/)

98 There are cookbooks I use for recipes and some I use for information about food. The facsimile cookbooks from Townsends are fascinating, not always practical but interesting for the materials and procedures. (Some amounts would help.) I have a book about the foods of the early Quebecois settlers my ancestors would have used. We have a small book of colonial recipes put out by the restaurant where we had our wedding reception.

Some are have great recipes and are also gorgeous like the Kent Rollins books: history of chuck wagon cooking, beautiful photos of the area, society of cowboys on a cattle drive. Every one of the recipes I've tried have been delicious and not too complicated.

The Deplorable Gourmet is always a good starting point for greatr recipes and fun reading.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 09:37 AM (yTvNw)

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 09:38 AM (0U5gm)

100 Close tags in the nic for the win, muldoon!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 07, 2026 09:38 AM (NcvvS)

101 my solution to both pigeons and hungry homeless is feeding pigeons to the hungry homeless...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:34 AM (l3cgK)

What did those poor pigeons ever do to deserve that?

Feed hobos to the pigeons!

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 07, 2026 09:38 AM (YGJ8E)

102 "I don't know exactly what "squabs" are, though I expect they're tasty."
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Pigeons.

Posted by: Will Robinson
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Colloquially known as rats with wings.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026


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I'd hope that Wolfe's chef Fritz gets his pigeons from someone who breeds healthy ones, not hapless city birds in the park.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

103 I have about 30 cookbooks but rarely use them anymore. My standbys are the Joy of Cooking and an older version of the New York Times cookbook. I just don't cook from scratch like I use to. Many times it's easier to search for a recipe online. smitten kitchen has good recipes along with pioneer woman. Pioneer woman recipes are also accessible and pretty simple to me. I use to like Cooks Illustrated magazine but it's very fussy and complicated in most cases. They do have some gems I still use with a few tweaks.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 07, 2026 09:40 AM (VCgbV)

104 Oops, my bad, it was a menu dated 1885 from a Chicago restaurant in "The Dear Dead Table d'Hôte Days":

"As I look at it today, I can only stand, hat in hand, and now my head in reverence for the imagination, as well as the capacity, of that earlier day."

Blue points, soup, fish, broiled leg of mountain sheep, wild Turkey, leg if moose, loin of elk, cinnamon bear, black-tail deer, loin of venison, saddle of antelope, opossum, black bear, and duck. The list of birds takes two more paragraphs.

"The National Geographic Society evidently did the shopping for meat on behalf of the hotel."

Benchley, a portly gentleman often on a diet who felt like a crook when sneaking a furtive forkful of potato, rightly opined that constantly being cross and hungry might not be better than the occasional Victorian excess.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 09:40 AM (kpS4V)

105 Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:33 AM (5UTWB)

Doesn't she write for the Jerusalem Post or is she a freelance writer?

Posted by: dantesed at June 07, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

106
I have an odd fascination while reading with descriptions of food and people eating.

My favorite FB site is Eating History, showing menus from the late 19th and first half of the 20th century from restaurants, inns, resorts, trains, steamships and social club dinners. Mutton, pigs feet, clams and shrimp cocktail, I notice, are now out of style.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 09:40 AM (O0L8i)

107 Ol' Dude at the table in back (with the cigar) is lookin' at the girl leaning forward and he's thinkin' "Whoa! I wants me some o' dat!" - but in French. You know he is … yes, he is.

Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026 09:40 AM (ayRl+)

108 I use to like Cooks Illustrated magazine but it's very fussy and complicated in most cases. They do have some gems I still use with a few tweaks.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 07, 2026


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Please don't tell me they have a centerfold . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

109 Never tasted squab but just yesterday I tasted quail eggs for the first time.

Taste like chicken eggs but only a quarter of the calories.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:41 AM (5UTWB)

110 BTW, thanks to everyone who prayed for me in December; I keep forgetting to send Annie's Stew an update. The surgery was successful, but it threw me into a flare once my recovery reached a certain point, and getting my energy back since then has been... challenging.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 09:41 AM (azG9/)

111 from Insty - remove space, b/c both shorturl and is gd are being turds:

https://x.com/EmpireEnjoyer3 /status/2062747187251933472
[images]

Note one of the routes shown in the lower right image...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2026 09:41 AM (R+iUD)

112 Ol' Dude at the table in back (with the cigar) is lookin' at the girl leaning forward and he's thinkin' "Whoa! I wants me some o' dat!" - but in French. You know he is … yes, he is.
Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026


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The balding fellow with the van Dyke beard? Oh, yeah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

113 I had the good fortune of spending my formative years on the Gulf of America coast, specifically Mobile. A unique phenomenon occurs there known as a Jubilee when dense populations of crab, shrimp and flounder will come into extremely shallow water and you can fill a washtub with delicious fresh seafood in minutes.
My mom had the Recipe Jubilee! cookbook from The Junior League of Mobile. Stained, dogeared and held together by rubber bands it was the inspiration for some of the best gumbo on the planet. And then there was the best thing of all: West Indies Salad.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 09:42 AM (CJnkZ)

114 Fritz and Wolfe should be okay as long as they're not getting their pigeons from Tom Lehrer.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 09:42 AM (q3u5l)

115 108 I use to like Cooks Illustrated magazine but it's very fussy and complicated in most cases. They do have some gems I still use with a few tweaks.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 07, 2026

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Please don't tell me they have a centerfold . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

Gordon Ramsey on an Ottoman...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (l3cgK)

116 Doesn't she write for the Jerusalem Post or is she a freelance writer?

Posted by: dantesed at June 07, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)
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Certainly used to publish in the JPost. Dunno if she still does. Have not seen her writing pop up for a while now, though I've seen event advertisements where she is a featured speaker.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (5UTWB)

117 As for my own writing - well, the less said about that, the better.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (qRla/)

118 The hilarious dude who runs the "You Suck At Cooking" YouTube channel has a very funny cookbook out. Easily found at Amazon by just searching "You Suck At Cooking."

Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (/RHNq)

119 Larry Corriea's new series is only on book 2,so you may not want to get started on it. I would have waited If I'd realized. I knew it wasn't finished, but had misread the Amazon entry for book 3 and didn't notice it was a preorder entry.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (lFFaq)

120 65 My wife loved cook books...but only ever cooked recipes from a few of the many, many cookbooks she bought...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:24 AM (l3cgK)

Some of us use them more as a guideline. I rarely buy a cookbook, unless from the thrift store. Check them out at the library a lot.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (h7ZuX)

121 109 Never tasted squab but just yesterday I tasted quail eggs for the first time.

Taste like chicken eggs but only a quarter of the calories.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:41 AM (5UTWB)

Given the size compared to chicken eggs, I'd expect the calories per egg to be much less than 1/4...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (l3cgK)

122 And then there was the best thing of all: West Indies Salad.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Where does one buy fresh West Indians these days?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (jnTpz)

123 It's swimming pool time! Water's still a bit cold but Scott Adams taught me that the cold makes me stronger. It worked!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (5UTWB)

124 I don't consider what I do cooking, just meal preparation. As I'd said, my wife -- a superb cook -- is out of town. With that in mind, I mixed up a big bowl of pasta, Alfredo sauce, diced ham, corn, and green besns. It will provide several lunches. She says corn and pasta is too much starch. Maybe, but it tastes so good.

I also bought sausage with cheese filling, something else she doesn't like. That will be today's lunch, along with store- ought potato salad.

My complaint about recipe books is that they cheat. "Preparation time: 20 minutes," and then one ingredient is diced green peppers. Uh, that didn't account for the time needed to dice the peppers.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (tIPDA)

125 120 65 My wife loved cook books...but only ever cooked recipes from a few of the many, many cookbooks she bought...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:24 AM (l3cgK)

Some of us use them more as a guideline. I rarely buy a cookbook, unless from the thrift store. Check them out at the library a lot.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (h7ZuX)

I think she liked the pretty pictures, and had the full intention of cooking from them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (l3cgK)

126 Murder is Corny (1964) by Rex Stout.

"Shucked and boiled in water, sweet corn is edible and nutritious; roasted in the husk in the hottest possible oven for forty minutes, shucked at the table, and buttered and salted, nothing else, it is ambrosia. No chef’s ingenuity and imagination have ever created a finer dish."

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (adGdA)

127 Larry Corriea's new series is only on book 2,so you may not want to get started on it. I would have waited If I'd realized. I knew it wasn't finished, but had misread the Amazon entry for book 3 and didn't notice it was a preorder entry.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (lFFaq)
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I really hope he gets back to MHI soon.

He left that series on a rather significant cliffhanger.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (gnNyN)

128 Biden's Dog, live dangerously and try Cajun spiced pickled quail eggs.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 09:45 AM (5P5DO)

129 Never tasted squab but just yesterday I tasted quail eggs for the first time.

Taste like chicken eggs but only a quarter of the calories.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:41 AM (5UTWB)

Given the size compared to chicken eggs, I'd expect the calories per egg to be much less than 1/4...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (l3cgK)
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Where's Captain Obvious when you need him!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:45 AM (5UTWB)

130
Recommended: The Taste of War by Lizzie Collingham, a history of the role of food (civilian and military) in World War II.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 09:45 AM (O0L8i)

131 I don't think I've ever followed a cookbook recipe except if you count the back of a hamburger helper box.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 09:45 AM (GseMx)

132 I've also been following a couple of guys on the Instagrams that posts short vids of dishes. For us folks that are pretty decent cooks, you really don't need much more than 3-4 minutes of instruction.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2026 09:46 AM (jnTpz)

133 Shes an advisor to netanyahu

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:46 AM (bXbFr)

134 Elisabeth G. Wolfe,glad to hear your surgery went well. Prayers for a full recovery.
The writer dojo fb group seems to frequently need editors.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 09:47 AM (GhIJO)

135 Note one of the routes shown in the lower right image...

Which one and why?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 07, 2026 09:47 AM (vTZFs)

136 @ 77 When I read Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe stories, I'm always at sea about the food. I don't know exactly what "squabs" are, though I expect they're tasty.
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You don't WANT to know what squab is. Oil, greasy, smelly when they're prepared … and not much in the Flavor & Fun departments, either. Mom fixed 'em once when my brother brought about a dozen home from his hunting trip - then she told him to never bring 'those things!' home again. No mo' squab.

Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026 09:47 AM (ayRl+)

137 Squab was the funniest Two and a Half Men episode .

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 09:47 AM (GseMx)

138 Biden's Dog, live dangerously and try Cajun spiced pickled quail eggs.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 09:45 AM (5P5DO)
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Love hot spice. Learned from my late father.

Even had fresh green chili peppers added to my salad for lunch today.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:47 AM (5UTWB)

139 Art Commentary: TLDR; too little too late.

What SHE thinks: Just hangin' out havin' a bud.
What HE thinks: Cruise shiped dung flinging balista's surrounding the LIB BASSholes and, firestarting BASStards...

And when the filth and corruption foams up around their waists and they all look up an cry "Save Us" TRUMP will whisper: NO.

Too late to save the LA Election/2028 Olympics -- and thus his legacy. Not to late to interdict the FIFA/False flag engineered to make BASSura the hero that she's not.

YES! Hunter Biden swooping in on his gyrocopter/hang-glider like Super Chicken! (but in real world: more like Kite Man)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun


LET'S GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 07, 2026 09:48 AM (PfkJ2)

140 There's a stretch in the book of Silverberg interviews (Traveler of Worlds) where he discusses restaurants and his days discovering that food was not necessarily just fuel. It's fun reading even for a culinary illiterate like myself.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 09:48 AM (q3u5l)

141 I used to love reading cookbooks, but have stopped for some reason. Probably because any recipe I'm interested in, like unfamiliar foods in the anime Solo Camping for Two, has several options (and an ai explanation) with just a copy/paste into the browser.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2026 09:49 AM (lFFaq)

142 I have some favorite cookbooks - I do use them! My cookbook is a binder that I've put together over the years. I also have my mother's similar binder, and my grandmother's notebook/recipe book.

The "real cookbooks" I still use are the Frog Commissary one, a really fun Disney restaurant recipes one from ages ago, an Aruban cooking one, and one that the IHM Sisters put together with their own favorite family recipes.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 07, 2026 09:49 AM (j+aD2)

143 I read a memorable story this past week. Not a good one, but a memorable one. It was a sword and sorcery short story in the 'Savage Realms' e-zine. It was about a Conan-esque character, and a scribe that traveled with him. The scribe enjoyed fanciful stories and flowery prose, while Not-Conan was blunt and straightforward. The gimmick of the story, however, was that it was being relayed to the reader by the scribe, and thus even Not-Conan's words were paraphrased with unnecessary flourishes. "I then spied upon the creature of the temple; a sudden dread came upon me, and I deemed it wise to quit the place with all haste."

It was a was distinctive style, but not one I would enjoy for a whole novel.

Posted by: Castle Guy at June 07, 2026 09:49 AM (3v7ra)

144
44 I read almost exclusively on my iPad using Kindle these days. Still have all my books, but I've read them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 09:17 AM (u82oZ)

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This 100 percent! Kindle has been a Godsend for my aging eyes.

I will sometimes purchase the Kindle editions of books I already own the hard copies of if I want to re-read them: Lord of the Rings, Brother Cadfael series are some examples.

Right now I am in the middle of re-reading on Kindle a 47 book series of Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe stories. Just finished Book 19, Murder by the Book. Written around 1950.

I try to read something different in between the books (right now my daughter in law's recommended Amelia Peabody mysteries by Elizabeth Peters), but I love immersing myself in Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe world. When I take a break I find myself missing Archie Goodwin and Fritz and Saul and Inspector Cramer, and I can hardly wait to get back!

Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at June 07, 2026 09:49 AM (TPFQA)

145 I'm about to finish Mao's Army Goes to Sea. The account of the conquest of Hainan is interesting, and while the operation was accomplished competently, once again it has very limited application to the current challenges confronting the PLAN. For one thing, the Nationalists at that time were defeated and demoralized, in complete disarray and while they had US aid and equipment, it was not in good shape following the retreat. Their troops were brittle and broke easily, while the Red Chinese were flushed with the confidence of victory and eager to reunify all of China's empire.

On the face of it, credit to the PLAN for managing invasions with sailing vessels, but crossing 20 nm straits under cover of darkness against an enemy without radar (or radio communication) is a bit different than the Taiwan Strait.

And of course the spirit of innovation, the freedom to improvise and cut corners, commanders being empowered to take huge risks for huge reward - those qualities are anathema to Xi Jinping's regime.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 09:49 AM (ZOv7s)

146 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

That's a VERY underserved market.

Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026 09:50 AM (ayRl+)

147 Where does one buy fresh West Indians these days?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM
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Right next to the store where you can get fresh monkey for making Monkey Bread.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 09:50 AM (CJnkZ)

148 Taste of Literary Intrigue The "Saucisse Minuit" (Midnight Sausage) is not just a recipe; it's a glimpse into the sophisticated world of Rex Stout's iconic detective, Nero Wolfe.

This particular recipe, originating from The Nero Wolfe Cookbook ...

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2026 09:50 AM (adGdA)

149 a young man was murdered by his own home last night in South Philly. in a nice part. he was robbed and executed by "youths."

22 years old, heading into his senior year at PSU.

heartbreaking

bad things still do happen in Philadelphia

thanks Krasner

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 07, 2026 09:51 AM (j+aD2)

150 Shes an advisor to netanyahu

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 09:46 AM (bXbFr)
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Grok with the details:

https://tinyurl.com/yc6tbad9

To the pooL!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:51 AM (5UTWB)

151 On Friday Miss Linda and I visited a local pet shelter/thrift store. The store has a slew of nice older furniture bits, glass, porcelain, and gadgets, which are donated to them and they sell the items to support the cats they have for adoption. Anyway, in the back room, their "Book Nook," I found a book club edition of Richard Bradford's hilarious 1968 novel Red Sky at Morning. I have a good quality paperback of it, but a hardcover with dust jacket for $2.00 is a bargain.

The novel is set in WWII New Mexico in a town modeled on Santa Fe. It's a coming-of-age story; but unlike the usual ones of that ilk, it's laugh-out-loud funny. Sagrado, the town, is filled with bizarre and quirky characters, and 17-year-old Josh, the narrator, is a fast man with a quip -- as are his friends.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

152 "murdered NEAR" I mean. "by" as in "near"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 07, 2026 09:51 AM (j+aD2)

153 >>> 127 Larry Corriea's new series is only on book 2,so you may not want to get started on it. I would have waited If I'd realized. I knew it wasn't finished, but had misread the Amazon entry for book 3 and didn't notice it was a preorder entry.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (lFFaq)
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I really hope he gets back to MHI soon.

He left that series on a rather significant cliffhanger.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (gnNyN)

https://monsterhunternation .com/2025/08/07/wip/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2026 09:51 AM (R+iUD)

154 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

That's a VERY underserved market.


I think Twilight Zone pretty much killed interest in the topic.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 07, 2026 09:51 AM (vTZFs)

155 I came to a book thread and a food thread popped out.

Posted by: dantesed at June 07, 2026 09:52 AM (Oy/m2)

156 129 quail eggs are mostly yolk, so more calorie dense than chicken eggs

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 09:52 AM (dE3DB)

157 Thanks, vmom, both for the tip and for the prayers! I'll shoot OrangeEnt an email sometime this week.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 09:52 AM (azG9/)

158 Book I'm currently reading:

Sister Wendy's 1000 Masterpieces


Can't say I'm enthralled with a lot of her choices so far.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 09:52 AM (GseMx)

159 I like cookbooks related to my reading. I have the Nero Wolfe Cookbook with recipes used in the stories. Then "Delish!" by Philip Craig with meals used in his Martha's Vineyard mystery series. The Nero Wolfe recipes are mostly beyond my abilities but the Philip Craig recipes are both delish, hence the title, and easy.

Our honorary niece (we've known her since she was three months old) got married last year. (How the hell did she get into her twenties? Last week she was a toddler.) She and her husband are Tolkien fanatics. Her mom made a wedding cake that looked like the entrance to Bag End. Part of their wedding gift from us was several Middle-Earth related cook books. They've made quite a few of the recipes so far.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

160 146 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

That's a VERY underserved market.
Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026 09:50 AM (ayRl+)

Could be fascinating. What DO they eat in the outlying galaxies?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:53 AM (h7ZuX)

161 Yeah. A year or so ago, his wife texted him that she wanted a divorce. While he was on vacation in England.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:17 AM (1Ff7Z)

The fact that she wasn't with him on his vacation might have been a clue.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 07, 2026 09:53 AM (syz1S)

162 Oh and the paintings she chose are in alphabetical order based on artist's name.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 09:53 AM (GseMx)

163 Certainly used to publish in the JPost. Dunno if she still does. Have not seen her writing pop up for a while now, though I've seen event advertisements where she is a featured speaker.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 09:43 AM (5UTWB
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She is in the PMO!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

164 Correia has a new series getting released on June 23.
American Paladin.
I saw a post of the first paragraph and I am already invested.
I think Nick Searcy will narrate the audiobook

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 09:54 AM (fE6HJ)

165
I once made a dish from the 14th Century called, "Hindle Wakes".

It came from a cookbook titled: "Great British Cooking: A Well-Kept Secret". The recipe for "Hindle Wakes" has survived basically unchanged since Ye Olde 14th Century, and gives you a good idea of eating among Their Betters as the average Brit peasant at that time probably ate at diet of turnips, weeds, and dirt.

Anyway, it's a very odd tasting chicken dish to the modern palate. Not really any seasoning beyond vinegar and prunes. I looked up some other medieval type dished and they all seem to run in that same neighborhood.

I fixed it for the family and everyone hated it. Not so much that it tasted bad but it was the alieness of HN. Anywho, I thought it was pretty good but have never felt the desire to remake the dish.

So, in summery- Take a time trip to the ancient world of Albion, and whip up a batch of handle Wakes.

So it now.

Now!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2026 09:54 AM (iJfKG)

166 Some of my most successful dishes (i.e., people ask for the recipe) came from Sunset magazine cookbooks.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 07, 2026 09:55 AM (FMtrg)

167 SF cookbooks?

Anne McCaffrey edited one called Cooking Out of This World, in which a bunch of sf writers presented some of their favorite recipes.

And then there's To Serve Man, inspired by the Damon Knight story. It's exactly what you think it is.

I don't know of any others.

Richard Brautigan's novel The Abortion is set in part in a strange library where people can leave the never-to-be-published books they've written and the librarian will add them to the collection. One guy drops off a book of recipes culled from the works of Dostoevsky, and says "I've eaten everything Dostoevsky ever cooked."

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 09:55 AM (q3u5l)

168 Oof. Although it does raise the question of why he was vacationing in England w/o his wife.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2026 09:21 AM (/HDaX)

Back.

Don't know if anyone's said, but...

James is from Fargo ND. There was a woman named Peg (can't recall last name) who made it big in radio and tv in the 50s. He found out she was still alive a decade or so ago and made contact with her and became a family friend. Peg's daughter and husband live in England and he goes to visit them multiple times a year. Maybe the wife thought something was going on and decided to divorce him over it? They seemed to occasionally take separate vacs over the years and she might not have liked England. But yeah. I'd probably not spent as much time there as he did.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 09:55 AM (1Ff7Z)

169 > Duncan Hines’ various editions of Adventures in Good Eating

Not to be confused with Adventures in Good Drinking, by Drunken Hines.

> Larry Corriea's new series is only on book 2,so you may not want to get started on it.

It sounds like you're talking about the "Academy of Outcasts" series. It's pretty good.

He's actually got yet *another* new series dropping June 23, "American Paladin". From the opening paragraph:

No one likes getting pulled over for speeding, but that feeling's a whole lot worse when there's a dead pedophile in the back of your truck.

But man...close to $30 for a Kindle book, though. I'll have to think that one over. Academy of Outcasts is on Kindle Unlimited.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 09:56 AM (IG3/x)

170 Get your minds out of the gutter. Cook Illustrated went along with a TV show. they also had Americas Test Kitchen. They were both pricey but had great, solid recipes if you had the time and wanted to make the effort. Since going back to work 8+ years ago, I don't.
That Kenji Alt Lopez communist got his start there but far exceeded them. Talk about fussy and complicated! But he has the science to back his methods up. The Food Lab is the cookbook, it's expensive and weights about 20lbs. but it will teach you about the science behind what cooking does to food and why it tastes good.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 07, 2026 09:56 AM (VCgbV)

171 Alternate title of Painting:

"You're Sure You're Rich?...Well then, Sir, If You Don't Like This View. Check Me Out From the Other Side of the Table"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (iJfKG)

172 Grandpa, an immigrant from eastern Europe, loved his squabs. He even converted a chicken coop into a pigeon loft on his farm for a reliable supply. His preferred dish was a soup. Whenever a skunk or weasel broke into the loft, we were entertained with a stream of cusswords in three languages

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (rj6Yv)

173 Right now I am in the middle of re-reading on Kindle a 47 book series of Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe stories. Just finished Book 19, Murder by the Book. Written around 1950.

I try to read something different in between the books (right now my daughter in law's recommended Amelia Peabody mysteries by Elizabeth Peters), but I love immersing myself in Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe world. When I take a break I find myself missing Archie Goodwin and Fritz and Saul and Inspector Cramer, and I can hardly wait to get back!
Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at June 07, 2026

***
Murder by the Book
is one of his very best, along with Might As Well Be Dead, The Mother Hunt, and the Arnold Zeck trilogy. Stout really found his voice with NW & AG after the war and the move to Viking Press. Somehow the earlier books don't seem quite the same, as he was feeling his way. Always entertaining, but they are not at quite the same level.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

174 Sister Wendy's 1000 Masterpieces

Can't say I'm enthralled with a lot of her choices so far.
Posted by: polynikes

Yeah, the lovely Mrs. bought that for me a few years ago. I was completely underwhelmed. It sits collecting dust next to a book on Michelangelo’s The Last Judgment. The contrast is striking - The good sister posts one paragraph on some mediocre work and then I have a few hundred pages on ONE of Michelangelo's paintings.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (jnTpz)

175 46 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

That's a VERY underserved market.
Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026 09:50 AM (ayRl+)

Could be fascinating. What DO they eat in the outlying galaxies?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:53 AM (h7ZuX)
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There are several Star Wars cookbooks out there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (gnNyN)

176 This week I finished « A Full Blown Yankee of the Iron Brigade » by Rufus R. Dawes. This is far and away the best Civil War memoir I’ve ever read. He includes excerpts from his diaries, letters home and to his fiancé and letters from others. He writes clear, east to follow accounts of all the battles of the Sixth Wisconsin Volunteers from the beginning of the war until he was mustered out at the end of his 3 year enlistment. He can be funny relating incidents of camp life without pulling any punches on the hardships and horror of war. If you have an interest in the Civil War it is a must read
Based on moron recommendations (IIRC) I started Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome. Only one chapter in but so far, so funny. A comic novel(?) that’s laugh out loud funny. Reminds a little of Mark Twain in The Innocents Abroad

Posted by: Who Knew at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (0QMbS)

177 I read a book called A Bite-Sized History of France, but I put it down a few times because it was so disgustingly political, and contemptuous of everything to the right of Rabelais. There were gratuitous shots at everything "right wing," and not a whit of criticism of the excesses of the left.

I would have bought a copy had the authors been less barking-mad commies, and more interested in just telling the history of food in France!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (iERP6)

178 130
Recommended: The Taste of War by Lizzie Collingham, a history of the role of food (civilian and military) in World War II.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 09:45 AM (O0L8i)

An army travels on its stomach.

Posted by: Napoleon at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (T6aVk)

179 125 120 65 My wife loved cook books...but only ever cooked recipes from a few of the many, many cookbooks she bought...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:24 AM (l3cgK)

Same here. It was somewhat difficult putting all of her cook books in the trash for pickup, but it had to be done. I don't cook and I'm slowly, but persistently decluttering my home.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 07, 2026 09:58 AM (J4Dwc)

180 Oh yeah, reading.

"Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants: Frequently Asked Questions about the Ancient Greeks and Romans" by Garrett Ryan is not just one of the greatest book titles, it's a new genre for me: highbrow bathroom reading. You know, short blasts, high volume.

BTW, the gladiators were fed a protein paste of mashed up bean soup and barley gruel to put meat on their bones, as a layer of fat was thought to protect the fighter from injuries.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 09:58 AM (kpS4V)

181 Re: Murder By the Book, Cramer has two of his best lines in it. He looks at Archie and says, "You know who's opinion I'd like to have of you? Darwin's. Where were you while evolution was going on?"

And later, he asks Wolfe, "What will you do in the meantime?" Wolfe: "Sit here." Cramer: "Someday you'll get chair sores."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)

182 An army travels on its stomach.
Posted by: Napoleon at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (T6aVk)

The more they eat, the more they shit.

Posted by: Mao at June 07, 2026 09:58 AM (T6aVk)

183 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

That's a VERY underserved market.

Posted by: Dr_No



That is a bit disconcerting, given that I have left instructions in my will to donate my body to science fiction.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 09:59 AM (0U5gm)

184 175 46 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

That's a VERY underserved market.
Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026 09:50 AM (ayRl+)

Could be fascinating. What DO they eat in the outlying galaxies?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:53 AM (h7ZuX)
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There are several Star Wars cookbooks out there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (gnNyN)

I wonder how much longer the "Mandalorian Menu" will last at Burger King.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2026 09:59 AM (T6aVk)

185 Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

B'Elanna Torres' Warp Core Breach Chili.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2026 09:59 AM (adGdA)

186 Hey Bennett, how's things going with The Famous Writers School? Any new bullshit you preparing for the gullible public?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2026 09:25 AM (jnTpz)

Now, now. There were a couple of people who came out of it with contracts. Had more than one book published. Besides, Rod Serling pitched the school, too. If you can't trust Bennett Cerf and Rod Serling, who can you trust? Hal Block?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:00 AM (1Ff7Z)

187 >>> 170 Get your minds out of the gutter. Cook Illustrated went along with a TV show. they also had Americas Test Kitchen. They were both pricey but had great, solid recipes if you had the time and wanted to make the effort. Since going back to work 8+ years ago, I don't.
That Kenji Alt Lopez communist got his start there but far exceeded them. Talk about fussy and complicated! But he has the science to back his methods up. The Food Lab is the cookbook, it's expensive and weights about 20lbs. but it will teach you about the science behind what cooking does to food and why it tastes good.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 07, 2026 09:56 AM (VCgbV)

Shirley there's an earlier book like that:
https://shorturl.at/QJldV

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2026 10:00 AM (R+iUD)

188 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?
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There are many themed and tie-in cookbooks out there geared toward the fantasy/SF crowd.

My favorite title is The Necronomnomnom

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 10:00 AM (kpS4V)

189 177 I read a book called A Bite-Sized History of France, but I put it down a few times because it was so disgustingly political, and contemptuous of everything to the right of Rabelais. There were gratuitous shots at everything "right wing," and not a whit of criticism of the excesses of the left.

I would have bought a copy had the authors been less barking-mad commies, and more interested in just telling the history of food in France!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (iERP6)

I shoulda wrote a cookbook.

Posted by: Frederic Bastiat at June 07, 2026 10:01 AM (T6aVk)

190 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (iERP6)

I like we call the various proteins we eat by a variation of the French word because the Normans conquered England. All except Fish which sounds like poison in French.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:01 AM (GseMx)

191 On topic - I received Max Miller's "Tasting History" cookbook for Christmas. I've skimmed it but haven't read it cover-to-cover yet. I do enjoy his YouTube channel. He did a series on the Titanic which I found interesting, as well as a series on cooking during wartime shortages (may be useful information someday).

I finally started re-reading The Camp of the Saints, this time the 2025 Vauban edition translated by Ethan Randell. Jean Raspail apparently released three different editions of CotS, and this one omits some of the scenes that had become outdated by the 2000s. The man was either a prophet or had keys to a time machine.

Posted by: PabloD at June 07, 2026 10:02 AM (K1RVP)

192 Sharkman,
Sooner or later I expect to dip into Galaxy's Edge.
However it will be in publication order as required.
(Fictional future sci-fi universe)
Chronological order would be acceptable for a historical series.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at June 07, 2026 10:02 AM (KaHlS)

193 The first Nero Wolfe book I read, "The Golden Spiders," opens with Wolfe in a snit because Fritz tried something different with starlings they received once a year from a farmer in upstate New York.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2026 10:02 AM (tIPDA)

194 If memory serves, his kid is probably out of the house, which is one of the classic Danger Zones for modern marriages. Sad.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 09:30 AM (ZOv7s)

Yeah, Nat is out on her own in Boston. Has a career in advertising.

He bitched a couple weeks ago about the wife complaining he had an easy life. She's a high powered attorney, he was just a guy who wrote stuff....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:03 AM (1Ff7Z)

195 My mother had a few cookbooks on the shelves at home. Of much more interest to me was the section in one on "Cocktails." Sadly, we never had the ingredients to make Manhattans or anything above a basic whiskey-and-water highball.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

196 Squabs are pre-flight pigeons. They are removed from the nest or perch before they can fly.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 10:04 AM (rj6Yv)

197 They had scenes of the crew eating a few times on Star Trek .

I also liked the class warfare menu in the movie Passengers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:04 AM (GseMx)

198 > "Garnish with weevils."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)

Place meat in a wooden cask along with fifty pounds of salt, then send it on round trips to the West Indies by sailing ship until done (approximately 3-5 years, or when dysentery develops after trying a small sample).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:05 AM (IG3/x)

199 The first Nero Wolfe book I read, "The Golden Spiders," opens with Wolfe in a snit because Fritz tried something different with starlings they received once a year from a farmer in upstate New York.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2026


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Right! That was the one Tim Hutton and his producers used as the first episode of the A & E series back in the late '90s. GS has actual action scenes in it -- fairly rare in Stout's intellectual brand of mystery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:05 AM (wzUl9)

200 146 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?
#####
Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: To Serve Man at June 07, 2026 10:05 AM (CJnkZ)

201 Please don't tell me they have a centerfold . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

LOL. No, but they have beautiful back covers suitable for framing.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 10:06 AM (lJ0H4)

202 My favorite title is The Necronomnomnom
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 10:00 AM (kpS4V)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 10:06 AM (h7ZuX)

203 They had scenes of the crew eating a few times on Star Trek .

I also liked the class warfare menu in the movie Passengers.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026


***
"What's this? Green leaves?"

"Dr. McCoy ordered your diet card changed, sir. I thought you knew."

"Bring some for the doctor, too."

"Oh, no. I never eat until the *crew* eats."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)

204
My favorite title is The Necronomnomnom
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 10:00 AM (kpS4V)

I can't get over Cryptonomicon having 10 pages dedicated to how to properly prepare and eat Cap'n Crunch cereal.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2026 10:06 AM (T6aVk)

205 Charles Spencer's memoir "A Very Private School" reminisces on his hellish years at the boys' school Maidwell back in the 70's. Isolated, with family contact limited to a letter home written every Sunday under the watchful eyes of teachers, the students were subject to the whims of bullies and sexual sadists. "This, while being molded into end products that were not only damaged but outmoded, even back then."

I kept thinking of another Spencer, Winston Churchill, whose headmaster at St. George's flogged boys so viciously that the walls of his study were flecked with blood.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 10:07 AM (kpS4V)

206 I like we call the various proteins we eat by a variation of the French word because the Normans conquered England. All except Fish which sounds like poison in French.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:01 AM (GseMx)

The French word for fish is puse'.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026 10:07 AM (g8Ew8)

207 But man...close to $30 for a Kindle book, though. I'll have to think that one over. Academy of Outcasts is on Kindle Unlimited.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Ask your local library to get a copy. There's usually a form.
Most libraries wont get Correia books because he's so actively anti-woke, but if you request they have to justify saying no, and may find it easier to buy it.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 10:07 AM (LmPA0)

208 He bitched a couple weeks ago about the wife complaining he had an easy life. She's a high powered attorney, he was just a guy who wrote stuff....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:03 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Wife out-earning/working husband? Another huge red flag.

Almost always fatal to a marriage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:07 AM (ZOv7s)

209 There are several Star Wars cookbooks out there...

Not a new thing. I have a couple of reproduction Wizard of Oz and Gone With the Wind cookbooks from the 30s.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 10:07 AM (qRla/)

210 I really can't find my reading glasses, its not that I absolutely need them, its just better.

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 10:08 AM (Ia/+0)

211 I like we call the various proteins we eat by a variation of the French word because the Normans conquered England. All except Fish which sounds like poison in French.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:01 AM (GseMx)

Meat

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2026 10:08 AM (T6aVk)

212 Had to step out for a bit, sorry...

I really wasn't getting it, at first. I don't know what I expected. I finally realized it is an examination of faith and how it carries humanity through all the things humanity does to itself. I think I'll probably re-read it soon.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 09:37 AM (h7ZuX)


I've read it a number of times and no matter how hard I try, I keep coming back with a pessimistic view of humanity rather than an optimistic one.

Oh well.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2026 10:09 AM (/HDaX)

213 There was a discussion of shipboard fare in one of the Hornblower books. The captain's ship is in tropical waters, and one of his lieutenants eats happily of the cooked pork. Hornblower reflects that the fellow must have a strong constitution, to eat salt pork in hot weather.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:09 AM (wzUl9)

214 I like we call the various proteins we eat by a variation of the French word because the Normans conquered England. All except Fish which sounds like poison in French.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:01 AM (GseMx)
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The French word for fish is puse'.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026


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I thought it was poisson.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9)

215 Never got around to reading it, but a title I always liked was one from Jack Douglas: The Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves. Douglas had some nice titles. His autobiography was called A Funny Thing Happened on My Way to the Grave. And then there was one I stumbled over when I was 12 -- My Brother Was an Only Child, which included chapters like "The Boy Who Cried Dinosaur" and "Six G Strings in Search of an Old Violin Named Charlie," all of which I found hilarious. Maybe it helped to be 12?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 10:10 AM (q3u5l)

216 Perf, if you're lurking, I sent you an email.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:10 AM (1Ff7Z)

217 really can't find my reading glasses, its not that I absolutely need them, its just better.
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 10:08 AM (Ia/+

You should have socked Burgess Meredith .

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:10 AM (GseMx)

218 Yes stephenson could do with an editor

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 10:10 AM (bXbFr)

219 Charles Spencer's memoir "A Very Private School" reminisces on his hellish years at the boys' school Maidwell back in the 70's. Isolated, with family contact limited to a letter home written every Sunday under the watchful eyes of teachers, the students were subject to the whims of bullies and sexual sadists. "This, while being molded into end products that were not only damaged but outmoded, even back then."
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Alec Waugh's first book, The Loom of Youth, was about his time at Sherbourne and was considers so scandalous that he was kicked out of the alumni society (crucial for networking) and his brother Evelyn barred from attending.

About 15 years later, in Goodbye to All That, Robert Graves observed that the boarding school system seemed designed to create homosexuals.

The purpose of a thing is what it does.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:10 AM (ZOv7s)

220 188 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?
...
There are many themed and tie-in cookbooks out there geared toward the fantasy/SF crowd.
....
My favorite title is The Necronomnomnom

Veganomicon, real book, real Fast, real FEAR!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 07, 2026 10:10 AM (+U3bF)

221 The French word for fish is puse'.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026

ISWYDT. I think.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:11 AM (GseMx)

222 146 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

That's a VERY underserved market.
Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026 09:50 AM (ayRl+)

Well, I'm sure there a Klingon bookbook out there, if you're interested in eating 'gagh.' Be warned, there isn't much 'cooking' involved...

Posted by: Castle Guy at June 07, 2026 10:12 AM (3v7ra)

223 Never got around to reading it, but a title I always liked was one from Jack Douglas: The Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves. Douglas had some nice titles. His autobiography was called A Funny Thing Happened on My Way to the Grave. And then there was one I stumbled over when I was 12 -- My Brother Was an Only Child, which included chapters like "The Boy Who Cried Dinosaur" and "Six G Strings in Search of an Old Violin Named Charlie," all of which I found hilarious. Maybe it helped to be 12?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026


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Was that the Jack Douglas who, with his Japanese wife, was *always* guesting on Merv Griffin (the old Westinghouse show)?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)

224 Speaking of food, I just remembered that I need to bake a cake this morning. It's a little treat for the kiddo since she just wrapped up her junior year. Strange to think that we're going to be empty nesters in the fall of 2027.

Posted by: PabloD at June 07, 2026 10:12 AM (K1RVP)

225 I thought it was poisson.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


That is correct.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 10:13 AM (0U5gm)

226 I've read it a number of times and no matter how hard I try, I keep coming back with a pessimistic view of humanity rather than an optimistic one.

Oh well.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2026 10:09 AM (/HDaX)

So, you focused on the things humanity does to itself. Heh.

I kept expecting various bishops to be power-hungry and acting in self-serving interest, but they kept just wanting what was best. I must have been expecting the conflict and diabolical tendencies of modern Rome.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 10:13 AM (h7ZuX)

227 Speaking of food, I just remembered that I need to bake a cake this morning.
Posted by: PabloD at June 07, 2026 10:12 AM (K1RVP)
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Don't leave it out in the rain.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:14 AM (ZOv7s)

228 About 15 years later, in Goodbye to All That, Robert Graves observed that the boarding school system seemed designed to create homosexuals.

The purpose of a thing is what it does.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:10 AM (ZOv7s)

A philosophy happily adopted by the American Public School System.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026 10:14 AM (g8Ew8)

229 What I recall of A Canticle for Leibowitz is that it has a little welcome humor -- it's not all grim and post-apocalyptic. It is that, but not all of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:14 AM (wzUl9)

230 Interesting painting.

He's eating tangerines (or oranges). Two on the plate, closest to the "lady". One, peeled and half-eaten in front of him. She has orangey hair, and her breastworks are orange. She is also wearing an orange sash and a dress with orange stitching. I suspect the approving fellow facing the viewer is the artist's self-portrait.

Orange.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 10:15 AM (rj6Yv)

231 The same way I recall To Kill a Mockingbird too is that it has some welcome humor. Reviews of it never mention that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:15 AM (wzUl9)

232 Well, I'm sure there a Klingon bookbook out there, if you're interested in eating 'gagh.' Be warned, there isn't much 'cooking' involved...
Posted by: Castle Guy at June 07, 2026 10:12 AM (3v7ra)
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One of the concepts I enjoyed from Babylon 5 was the 'fact' that every sentient race makes a form of Swedish meatballs. I believe the Narn called them "spoo".

I also liked the way the various races told ethnic jokes about each other.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:16 AM (ZOv7s)

233 If I remember right (and it's been a while), when Churchill was about to graduate from Sandhurst, he wanted to join a cavalry regiment. His father wanted him to join Duke Hyphen-Hyphen Blueblood's regiment instead.

Winnie's exam scores were such that he wasn't qualified for the Upperclass Twit's Own Dining Club, but was still qualified for the cavalry. Amazing coincidence, eh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:16 AM (IG3/x)

234 The more I read Sister Wendy the more I think 20th century art blew chunks with very few exceptions.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:16 AM (GseMx)

235 Wolfus,

Yep, that was the Douglas. I think he's out of print now. In the late 70s or early 80s Pocket Books reprinted a bunch of his stuff but I don't think his books are currently available. Haven't checked for Kindle editions.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 10:16 AM (q3u5l)

236 In line with comment 10, I've been rereading my old copy of Louis L'Amour's Education of a Wandering Man. It's part autobiography but mostly about how reading and his approach to education shaped his life. The back of the book shows a list, year by year during the 1930s, of what he read. He might have been on tramp steamers, guarding a mine or just waiting in various lines. The variety is staggering. He considered what he was reading to be worth keeping track of, long before he became a writer.

I recall that in several of his westerns he talks about the books pioneers took with them or kept at their ranch. Space and weight in traveling were at a premium so they had be judicious about the books they carried and focused on fundamental books, history and classic literature. Also, that the books were treasured.

His opinions about how education should work would benefit society today on many levels. I suspect if he wrote a book about a school board or teachers union, they would have been the villains.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)

237 I really hope he gets back to MHI soon.

He left that series on a rather significant cliffhanger.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 09:44 AM (gnNyN)

Agreed. Maybe I should remind him on Twitter next time he teases GRR Martin for being unable to finish a series, not that I have any sympathy for Martin.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2026 10:17 AM (lFFaq)

238 The same way I recall To Kill a Mockingbird too is that it has some welcome humor. Reviews of it never mention that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:15 AM (wzUl9)
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One of the virtues of the book is that it is well written. The style is very Southern, and that adds a lot to the experience of reading.

Nothing makes me quit a book faster than terrible writing style. Stephen King is my paragon for this. Don't care about his stories, his writing to me is like fingernails and a blackboard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:18 AM (ZOv7s)

239 The Word is eternal even though the vessels may be weak

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 10:18 AM (bXbFr)

240 Nothing makes me quit a book faster than terrible writing style. Stephen King is my paragon for this. Don't care about his stories, his writing to me is like fingernails and a blackboard.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:18 AM (ZOv7s)

To each his own, I guess.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026 10:19 AM (g8Ew8)

241 Yep, that was the Douglas. I think he's out of print now. In the late 70s or early 80s Pocket Books reprinted a bunch of his stuff but I don't think his books are currently available. Haven't checked for Kindle editions.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026


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I hope his writing is better than his guesting persona. At age 13, I was already forming opinions on entertainment (and much too pleased with myself for doing so), and I thought he and Reiko (?) were dull.

Pocket Books used to produce quite a lot of stuff. I fondly recall their 2001 Insults for All Occasions, which gave me a lifelong appreciation for the smart crack and the pun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:19 AM (wzUl9)

242 June 25th will be the 150th anniversary of the Battle of the Little Bighorn. If you want to learn about the battle, the life of George A. Custer before the battle, along with the lives of notable 7th Cavalry officers, Sioux, and Cheyenne before and after the battle, I highly recommend "Son of the Morning Star," by Evan S. Connell.

It is not a dry military history. The book supplies many large and small details about Custer's life and mid-19th Century life on the Central Plains for both whites and Indians. It is very readable.

It is largely based upon, and provides quotes from, first-person sources on both sides. Connell provides their takes on the battle and many other events, often contradictory. Illustrating how different people will recall large and small events differently. Some no doubt shading their accounts to make them look good or others look bad.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 10:20 AM (5rh/l)

243 Not a new thing. I have a couple of reproduction Wizard of Oz and Gone With the Wind cookbooks from the 30s.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 10:07 AM (qRla/)


I can hardly ... Oz recipe. Scarecow's sour apple fritters (he's vegetarian). Tin Woodman's monkey liver pudding? Munchkin yellow lemon marmalade?

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2026 10:20 AM (adGdA)

244 The same way I recall To Kill a Mockingbird too is that it has some welcome humor. Reviews of it never mention that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:15 AM (wzUl9)

That was probably Truman Capote's influence. I do wonder how true the rumors were that he helped her write it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:21 AM (GseMx)

245 >He's eating tangerines (or oranges). Two on the plate, closest to the "lady". One, peeled and half-eaten in front of him. She has orangey hair, and her breastworks are orange. She is also wearing an orange sash and a dress with orange stitching. I suspect the approving fellow facing the viewer is the artist's self-portrait.

Orange.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 10:15 AM
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There was a sale on orange paint.
I overbought!

Posted by: Joseh Engelhart at June 07, 2026 10:21 AM (CJnkZ)

246 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

That's a VERY underserved market.
Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026 09:50 AM (ayRl+)

Where the hell are you going to find a Sehlat to roast? Helluva long way to Vulcan....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

247 The same way I recall To Kill a Mockingbird too is that it has some welcome humor. Reviews of it never mention that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:15 AM (wzUl9)

That was probably Truman Capote's influence. I do wonder how true the rumors were that he helped her write it.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026


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Truman was a witty fellow in real life, but the works of his I've read, aside from his memoirs, were hardly comic. There's some happy humor in "A Christmas Memory," and maybe a few funny lines in Breakfast at Tiffany's (not sure), but they are not strong in that department.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)

248 Somerset Maugham at the end of his essay "The Art of Fiction:"

"There is no obligation to read a work of fiction."

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 10:23 AM (q3u5l)

249 I've read a couple of books I didn't like because the writing style was very good and effortless to read.

While I've put down books which are well regarded because I just didn't like how the writing style flowed.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:24 AM (GseMx)

250 I've added another book to my "to be read" pile, "The Dog's Gaze, A Visual History" by Thomas W. Laqueur. The "No dogs, not art" people on the art thread would love it. A bit pricey but the cover drew me in.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 10:24 AM (lJ0H4)

251 Thanks, vmom, both for the tip and for the prayers! I'll shoot OrangeEnt an email sometime this week.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 09:52 AM (azG9/)

I sent an email to Perf. I'm here now.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:24 AM (1Ff7Z)

252 I had an amusing text from my millennial daughter this week. She asked if I knew Jaws, as in the movie, was a book? She was searching for a new audiobook to listen to and came across it.

I laughed, because of course! We didn't get to go the the movies very often, and all of the kids at school were talking about it, so I had to read it to be able to be in on the conversation.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 10:24 AM (h7ZuX)

253
Squabs are pre-flight pigeons. They are removed from the nest or perch before they can fly.
Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 10:04 AM (rj6Yv)


Squab is tasty.

When one of the youngsters and I went to Old Blighty, we went to a famous olde restaurant that's been around for a couple of centuries as the big splurge for the trip.

The kiddo had the squab in season, fresh from the hunt and fixed in Ye Olde Fashion though I doubt they aged it till the tail feathers fell out(!).

It was delicious.

I suggest that you eat squab today.

Right now!

Do it!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2026 10:24 AM (iJfKG)

254 > Ask your local library to get a copy.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 10:07 AM (LmPA0)

Hmm... I'll keep an eye out for it. The local library doesn't seem to have a problem stocking Correia... three pages of results in the catalog.

But then this is Alaska, where you can recognize liberals by the fact they don't own anything larger than .357 Magnum.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:25 AM (IG3/x)

255 I can hardly ... Oz recipe. Scarecow's sour apple fritters (he's vegetarian). Tin Woodman's monkey liver pudding? Munchkin yellow lemon marmalade?
Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2026 10:20 AM (adGdA)


Some actual recipes:
"Miss Gulch's Sour Cherry Kuchen"
"Talking Trees' Apple Biscuits"
"Cowardly Crudites With Goat Cheese Dip"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 10:25 AM (qRla/)

256 My favorite Truman Capote anecdote:

He was dining at a restaurant, prob. in NYC, when a drunken man wove his way to TC's table and began berating him. "Big-time author! Big shot!", etc. The guy then proceeded to whip out his, er, equipment and snarled: "My wife wants your autograph. Okay, autograph *this*!"

Truman's reply was audible all over the restaurant. "I don't think I can autograph it, but I can initial it. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:26 AM (wzUl9)

257 Wolfus,

Never saw Douglas on the tube, but some of the stuff in My Brother Was an Only Child was deranged enough to appeal enormously to 12-year-old me. Ran across a copy of that one a little over a decade ago and grabbed it; still funny IMHO, which is either a tribute to Douglas or a comment on my continuing immaturity.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 10:26 AM (q3u5l)

258 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 10:24 AM (h7ZuX)

Did you tell her the book was a little more risqué and the movie changed up the character interactions?

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:26 AM (GseMx)

259 If you want an easy entertaining read for the summer I just read Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt.. It's about an elderly woman and an Octopus.... Not in the smutty way some of you are imagining... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2026 10:27 AM (FtULh)

260 It is largely based upon, and provides quotes from, first-person sources on both sides. Connell provides their takes on the battle and many other events, often contradictory. Illustrating how different people will recall large and small events differently. Some no doubt shading their accounts to make them look good or others look bad.
Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 10:20 AM (5rh/l)
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There has been a lot of revisionist scholarship surrounding WW II tank performance in the past few years. Veterans' recollections are valuable, but often very biased by factors not immediately obvious.

On paper, the Sherman was a mediocre tank and it had its flaws, but it was mechanically very reliable, and while technically inferior to many of its opponents, the vast majority of tank losses did not come from other tanks. The classic duel was a rarity.

A friend read a memoir by a US tank corps officer, and remarked that the number of Tiger tanks the guy claimed to have encountered in 1944-5 exceeded Germany's available inventory.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:27 AM (ZOv7s)

261 "That's not writing. That's typing."

-- Capote on Kerouac

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:28 AM (IG3/x)

262 Re the art featured above: The gentleman directly to the left of the lovely lady leaning over the table looks like he's side eying her rear end.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 10:28 AM (lJ0H4)

263 The more I read Sister Wendy the more I think 20th century art blew chunks with very few exceptions.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:16 AM (GseMx)
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1914 put an end to the Bell Epoque with an exclamation point. No God, no thirst for Truth and Beauty after the Somme, Verdun, Passchendaele, and the Argonne Forest. Ever since, Mankind has been bound, beaten, and butchered into servitude and the current state of Approved "Art" reflects that.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 10:28 AM (rj6Yv)

264 While I've put down books which are well regarded because I just didn't like how the writing style flowed.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:24 AM (GseMx)

Finnegans Wake or any other book by James Joyce.

Posted by: 13times at June 07, 2026 10:28 AM (adGdA)

265 I had an amusing text from my millennial daughter this week. She asked if I knew Jaws, as in the movie, was a book? She was searching for a new audiobook to listen to and came across it.

I laughed, because of course! We didn't get to go the the movies very often, and all of the kids at school were talking about it, so I had to read it to be able to be in on the conversation.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026


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I read it in the Reader's Digest Condensed Books version, about a year before the movie came out. I was very pleased that the movie jettisoned all the soap opera elements (such as Hooper the shark expert having an affair with the Chief's wife!), and just gave us the essential adventure: Three men in a boat go out to catch a deadly fish as big as the boat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:29 AM (wzUl9)

266
"What's this? Green leaves?"

"Dr. McCoy ordered your diet card changed, sir. I thought you knew."

"Bring some for the doctor, too."

"Oh, no. I never eat until the *crew* crow eats."

- Excerpt from "The Lifa and Times of Ace: An Ewok's journey"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2026 10:29 AM (iJfKG)

267 I sent an email to Perf. I'm here now.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:24 AM (1Ff7Z)

Ah, great! Is the email on the main page still the best for info on the writers' group?

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 10:29 AM (azG9/)

268 I don’t know how to make many complex meals, but I think my favorite meal to make is burritos w/ Jimmy Dean sausage, bleu cheese, pico de gallo and Cholula.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at June 07, 2026 10:30 AM (tRYqg)

269 Never saw Douglas on the tube, but some of the stuff in My Brother Was an Only Child was deranged enough to appeal enormously to 12-year-old me. Ran across a copy of that one a little over a decade ago and grabbed it; still funny IMHO, which is either a tribute to Douglas or a comment on my continuing immaturity.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026


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I'd probably love it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:30 AM (wzUl9)

270 Richard Brautigan's novel The Abortion is set in part in a strange library where people can leave the never-to-be-published books they've written and the librarian will add them to the collection.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 09:55 AM (q3u5l)

(Looks at finished works)

Where's this place, again?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:30 AM (1Ff7Z)

271
ugh.

Really slacking on my reading lately.

Been writing furiously and studying one of them furrier languages for our vacation this year.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2026 10:30 AM (iJfKG)

272 If you want an easy entertaining read for the summer I just read Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt.. It's about an elderly woman and an Octopus.... Not in the smutty way some of you are imagining... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna

I saw that there is a movie coming out based on the book. It stars Sally Field.

Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 10:30 AM (lJ0H4)

273 26 ... "I think there is a companion book to Patrick O'Brian's series with recipes of British food served in Napoleonic era ships"

It's called "Lobscouse and Spotted Dog: Which It's a Gastronomic Companion to the Aubrey/Maturin Novels". I have a copy. Given my aversion to spoiled food and weevils in the bread, I read it for information not recipes. O'Brian deals with the difficulty of getting provisions for a sea voyage in several of the books, not just food but all sorts of materials. Talk about specialized knowledge.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 10:31 AM (yTvNw)

274 I saw that there is a movie coming out based on the book. It stars Sally Field.
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 10:30 AM (lJ0H4)

It's on Netflix which I don't get

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2026 10:31 AM (FtULh)

275 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:27 AM (ZOv7s)

The Sherman relied on speed. Of course our military procurement process is frustrating. Only second to France as the worst ( at least we admit our mistakes eventually)

We shunned the American who invented the tank suspension and sloped armor so he sold it to Russia.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:31 AM (GseMx)

276
There has been a lot of revisionist scholarship surrounding WW II tank performance in the past few years.

_____________

Given the tank doctrine at the time and the constraints of shipping (which limited the size), the Sherman was a fine tank, especially after modification to wet storage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 10:31 AM (O0L8i)

277 Just for knowledge, the Sophiensaal is a banquet hall in Vienna that has been used for gala events since the 1830s. Presumably, this painting is a representation of a ball of some kind, which the Viennese were famous for

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 10:32 AM (qRla/)

278 The Food Lab is the cookbook, it's expensive and weights about 20lbs. but it will teach you about the science behind what cooking does to food and why it tastes good.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 07, 2026 09:56 AM (VCgbV)


On Food And Cooking by Harold McGee is a spectacular book that puts commie-Kenji to shame!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2026 10:32 AM (iERP6)

279 BTW, the gladiators were fed a protein paste of mashed up bean soup and barley gruel to put meat on their bones, as a layer of fat was thought to protect the fighter from injuries.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Well, they didn't have to worry about developing diabetes or heart disease in later life.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)

280 Good morning all.
Overslept again. Think it was carbs at dinner.
Finally did some serious reading this week, meaning I actually finished two books and started something new.
Death in a Darkening Mist by Iona Whishaw is second book in her Lane Winslow mystery series. It is set in rural Canada just after WWII. Lane is a former British war intelligence operative with a mysterious past in a small nosy community who often helps the local constabulary with dead bodies that keep turning up. No cell phones, no DNA searches, no internet, just police work in an environment where everyone was touched by the war in one way or another. Well done.
I found this in the condo library but book 3 not there so checked my library and more available on Hoopla. She's written at least 6. They remind me of the interaction between Strike and Robin in the Rowling books. This is pure mystery genre.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2026 10:33 AM (kJmSS)

281
181 Re: Murder By the Book, Cramer has two of his best lines in it. He looks at Archie and says, "You know who's opinion I'd like to have of you? Darwin's. Where were you while evolution was going on?"

And later, he asks Wolfe, "What will you do in the meantime?" Wolfe: "Sit here." Cramer: "Someday you'll get chair sores."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)

***

If Cramer and Wolfe ever actually aged, I can imagine an elderly retired Cramer with a cane precariously navigating the the seven steps to the Brownstone just so he and Wolfe could grump at each other and Cramer could toss a chewed cigar on the office floor.

Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at June 07, 2026 10:33 AM (TPFQA)

282
Furrier = furriner

Thx AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2026 10:33 AM (iJfKG)

283 "Where's this place again?"

OrangeEnt,
I haven't looked into this much, but I understand there have been attempts to set up just such a creature. Google "brautigan library." I just did, and there are hits.

I may have to check this out myself.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 10:34 AM (q3u5l)

284 Did you tell her the book was a little more risqué and the movie changed up the character interactions?
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:26 AM (GseMx)

I didn't. If she reads it, she'll find out!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 10:35 AM (h7ZuX)

285 The British supposedly nicknamed the Sherman Zippo because it went up in flames easily.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:35 AM (GseMx)

286 > On paper, the Sherman was a mediocre tank and it had its flaws, but it was mechanically very reliable,

It also helped that Detroit was cranking 'em out like God makes poor folk. Quantity has a quality all its own.

Likewise planes and ships.

Fifth-generation German craftsmen polishing products one at a time under a loupe got curbstomped by a bunch of hillbillies with rivet guns and sheet metal presses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:36 AM (IG3/x)

287 265 ... "I had an amusing text from my millennial daughter this week. She asked if I knew Jaws, as in the movie, was a book?"

LOL! Reminds me of a time in a record store (remember them?). A teenybopper asked her friend if she knew Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings. (Sigh!)

I agree with Wolfus. The movie was much better than the book for getting rid of the soap opera stuff.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 10:36 AM (yTvNw)

288 If you want an easy entertaining read for the summer I just read Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt.. It's about an elderly woman and an Octopus.... Not in the smutty way some of you are imagining... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna

I saw that there is a movie coming out based on the book. It stars Sally Field.
Posted by: Tuna

Mrs. Wrecks loved that book and had me watch the movie. Definitely a chick flick but OK if you're willing to suspend sufficient disbelief.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 10:37 AM (ndZc7)

289
If Cramer and Wolfe ever actually aged, I can imagine an elderly retired Cramer with a cane precariously navigating the the seven steps to the Brownstone just so he and Wolfe could grump at each other and Cramer could toss a chewed cigar on the office floor.
Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at June 07, 2026


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Good point!

Have you ever seen the A & E series with Timothy Hutton (Jim's son) as Archie? The casting of the main actors was superb, and Bill Smitrovich as Cramer was the best.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:37 AM (wzUl9)

290 Looking through my cookbooks, I do have some themed stuff:

Alien: the Official Cookbook (Turkey Tenderloin Chestburster, Avocado and Bacon Stuffed Deviled Alien Tea Eggs, etc.)

The Official Wednesday Cookbook (Snake Hair Soup, Paint It Black Beans, Like Lamb Shanks to the Slaughter)

A Star Wars cookbook somewhere, that used sweet pea flowers to dye udon noodles bright blue. I need to try that one.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 10:37 AM (kpS4V)

291 273 26 ... "I think there is a companion book to Patrick O'Brian's series with recipes of British food served in Napoleonic era ships"

It's called "Lobscouse and Spotted Dog: Which It's a Gastronomic Companion to the Aubrey/Maturin Novels". I have a copy. Given my aversion to spoiled food and weevils in the bread, I read it for information not recipes. O'Brian deals with the difficulty of getting provisions for a sea voyage in several of the books, not just food but all sorts of materials. Talk about specialized knowledge.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 10:31 AM (yTvNw)


O'Brian read the archived daily logs of many, many Royal Navy and merchant ships active during the Napoleonic Wars and the War of 1812. The details in his Aubry/Maturin novels are based on or come straight from those ship's logs.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 10:37 AM (5rh/l)

292 Based on moron recommendations (IIRC) I started Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome. Only one chapter in but so far, so funny. A comic novel(?) that’s laugh out loud funny. Reminds a little of Mark Twain in The Innocents Abroad
Posted by: Who Knew at June 07, 2026 09:57 AM (0QMbS)

After it was published, there was a craze for a while in England to follow the story while doing the journey itself.

The program, Cribb (US version, Sgt. Cribb) had an episode about that. It's available on YT:

https://tinyurl.com/cctbzubc

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:37 AM (1Ff7Z)

293 Bull Cook and Authentic Historical Recipes and Practices by George Leonard Herter and Berthe E Herter is an unusual cookbook that I purchased a few years ago. It was recommended by someone on the book thread. It includes history of the recipes and can be quite wordy. It includes recipes for St Anthony sandwich or spread This recipe is over 7 centuries old. Garlic toast Dupont, Argentina mocha toast etc. It includes some history of New Orleans food, restaurants and culture. I have not tried any of the recipes. I feel inadequate trying to describe this book. At times it reminds me of the Foxfire survival books.

Posted by: Glenn at June 07, 2026 10:38 AM (vneJl)

294 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:36 AM (IG3/x)

If the Germans had Germans producing their tanks instead of slave labor they may have been a bit more reliable. That said I don't know how accurate post evaluation of their production was. Could just be winners writing the history.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:39 AM (GseMx)

295 Have you ever seen the A & E series with Timothy Hutton (Jim's son) as Archie? The casting of the main actors was superb, and Bill Smitrovich as Cramer was the best.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:37 AM (wzUl9)

Mr Dmlw! and I really love this series, and the cast. It's like comfort food for him--if he's not interested in anything else, or just wants something fun and familiar, he puts that on. It's oft-quoted at our house. Great musical selections, also.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 10:39 AM (h7ZuX)

296 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 09:58 AM (kpS4V)

He has a new book: Leaky Aqueducts, Battle Pigeons, and Mystery Cults: More Frequently Asked Questions About the Ancient Greeks and Romans

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:40 AM (1Ff7Z)

297 The British supposedly nicknamed the Sherman Zippo because it went up in flames easily.
Posted by: polynikes

Supposedly, that was because the Sherman ran on gas rather than diesel as did most German tanks. I don’t understand that as diesel must be easily combustible if it's used for fuel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

298 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 09:56 AM (IG3/x)

Yes, Academy of Outcasts. The story is interesting, I suspect the genre was a spite choice, since that seems to be his thing lately. There's a lot of standard modern swearing, which I think is unfortunate and somewhat detracting from the experience. Ironically, if it weren't such an interesting story it wouldn't matter as much that the series isn't finished.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2026 10:41 AM (lFFaq)

299 Yes the fact that A&E cancelled it and replaced with reality shows fills me with rage

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2026 10:41 AM (bXbFr)

300 Did you tell her the book was a little more risqué...

And yet at the same time, more boring?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 07, 2026 10:41 AM (vTZFs)

301
Just for knowledge, the Sophiensaal is a banquet hall in Vienna that has been used for gala events since the 1830s. 

_____________

Decca used it for recording the Vienna Philharmonic, preferring it to the Musikverein. Neglected for many years, the interior was destroyed in a fire and later rebuilt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 10:41 AM (O0L8i)

302 1914 put an end to the Bell Epoque with an exclamation point. No God, no thirst for Truth and Beauty after the Somme, Verdun, Passchendaele, and the Argonne Forest. Ever since, Mankind has been bound, beaten, and butchered into servitude and the current state of Approved "Art" reflects that.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 10:28 AM (rj6Yv)


Yep. That's precisely why I start my lecture on the Moderns with a brief discussion of World War I. Mind you, The Fat Electrician maintains that the reason the Moderns became Approved "Art" was a CIA psyop during the Cold War to prove to the Soviets that American artistic freedom was superior to state-controlled art, even though a lot of the artists were Commies themselves.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 10:41 AM (azG9/)

303 Here's the artwork described in the style of Stephen King:

"The chandelier breathed; laughter curdled into whispers as the Sophiensaal's gilt teeth watched, patient — secrets slithering beneath satin, hungry for one more dance."

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood AI search engine at June 07, 2026 10:42 AM (CJnkZ)

304 I have a very old edition of the Culinary Arts Institute Encyclopedic Cookbook that is over 1000 pages. It's pretty great reading recipes about what people would prepare over 70 years ago. Modern civilization wouldn't eat half of this stuff.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 10:42 AM (pSkMS)

305 51 ... " Instead of moving along with the story of FBI agent Aloysius Pendergast after more than twenty cases, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child have chosen in Pendergast, The Beginning to go back in time to the earliest days of his FBI career, with a case assigned to him and his overseer Dwight Chambers, of a serial killer near his home town of New Orleans."

Mrs. JTB is reading that now and enjoying it. She's read all the others in the series. I am amused. It fits Douglas and Preston's sense of humor to call the final Pendergast book "The Beginning".

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 10:42 AM (yTvNw)

306 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:36 AM (IG3/x)

Oh and that was so true with Hitler's obsession building his battleships. Wasted a lot of steel and good labor for nothing.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:42 AM (GseMx)

307 Supposedly, that was because the Sherman ran on gas rather than diesel as did most German tanks. I don’t understand that as diesel must be easily combustible if it's used for fuel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026


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A diesel engine works by compressing the fuel to make it combustible, I understand. The pure diesel is not as flammable as gasoline.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

308 In Parker's Spenser detective series, he often stopped the action while Spenser cooks up a meal for Susan Silverman or himself. I found his cooking to be boring and simply filler. He would do this often including describing all the businesses along a route he is taking driving or on a run. Luckily, the mystery was interesting enough and books short enough that it would leave me hungry for the next one. 😉

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2026 10:43 AM (kJmSS)

309 German armor doctrine took a fatal hit after US WWII aircraft production hit its stride. Although the fighter-bombers had limited success against the AFVs, they were pure hell on the service and support vehicles that kept them operable. No fuel, no lubricants, no ammo, no spare parts, and dead or wounded maintenance personnel meant abandoned tanks left by the side of the road after the German infantry was obliterated.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 10:44 AM (rj6Yv)

310 Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 10:41 AM (azG9/)

I note it had gone rogue prior to WW1.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:45 AM (GseMx)

311 222 146 Query: Why don't we have any Science Fiction cookbooks … ?

That's a VERY underserved market.
Posted by: Dr_No at June 07, 2026 09:50 AM (ayRl+)

Well, I'm sure there a Klingon bookbook out there, if you're interested in eating 'gagh.' Be warned, there isn't much 'cooking' involved...

Posted by: Castle Guy at June 07, 2026 10:12 AM (3v7ra)

It's called gagh, because that's the noise you make eating it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:45 AM (l3cgK)

312 If the Germans had Germans producing their tanks instead of slave labor they may have been a bit more reliable. That said I don't know how accurate post evaluation of their production was. Could just be winners writing the history.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:39 AM (GseMx)

One of the drawbacks to many German tools of war was over-engineering. Tolerances were so tight that even slight deviations from them tended to disrupt the whole system. It's just the way Germans build things.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026 10:46 AM (g8Ew8)

313 Supposedly, that was because the Sherman ran on gas rather than diesel as did most German tanks. I don’t understand that as diesel must be easily combustible if it's used for fuel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


Diesel is less volatile than gasoline, so it is somewhat safer as a fuel.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 10:46 AM (0U5gm)

314 The Germans built around 6,000 Panthers and around 2,000 Tiger I and Tiger II.

The US built around 50,000 Shermans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:46 AM (IG3/x)

315 312 If the Germans had Germans producing their tanks instead of slave labor they may have been a bit more reliable. That said I don't know how accurate post evaluation of their production was. Could just be winners writing the history.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:39 AM (GseMx)

One of the drawbacks to many German tools of war was over-engineering. Tolerances were so tight that even slight deviations from them tended to disrupt the whole system. It's just the way Germans build things.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026 10:46 AM (g8Ew

Yeah, I've heard things about BMWs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:46 AM (l3cgK)

316 In Parker's Spenser detective series, he often stopped the action while Spenser cooks up a meal for Susan Silverman or himself. I found his cooking to be boring and simply filler. He would do this often including describing all the businesses along a route he is taking driving or on a run. Luckily, the mystery was interesting enough and books short enough that it would leave me hungry for the next one. 😉
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2026


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We would often get Spenser's reaction to the areas he drove through, though. In the second book, I think it was, he heads up from Boston toward Cape Cod, and notes the endless series of tire shops, fast food places, and other examples of 1975 charm along the highway. He comments to himself, "Maybe Squanto made a mistake."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:46 AM (wzUl9)

317
German armor doctrine took a fatal hit after US WWII aircraft production hit its stride. 

_________

Now, now. Sir Max Hastings will tell you that German equipment, tactical doctrines, officers and personnel were all superior to the Americans and British, who unimaginatively bumbled their way almost to Berlin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 10:47 AM (O0L8i)

318 Had to step out for a bit, sorry...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 07, 2026 10:09 AM (/HDaX)

Had to take the wife to work too, huh?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:47 AM (1Ff7Z)

319 He has a new book: Leaky Aqueducts, Battle Pigeons, and Mystery Cults: More Frequently Asked Questions About the Ancient Greeks and Romans
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:40 AM (1Ff7Z)


I have a similar book, A Cabinet of Roman Curiosities: Strange Tales and Surprising Facts from the World's Greatest Empire, by J.C. McKeown. He also wrote a similar book about Greece.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 10:47 AM (qRla/)

320 Supposedly, that was because the Sherman ran on gas rather than diesel as did most German tanks. I don’t understand that as diesel must be easily combustible if it's used for fuel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

Diesel is much like kerosene - you can drop a lit match into a bucket of it and it will just go out, as opposed to gasoline which will explode. Has to do with the outgassing of combustible fumes, which in gasoline is very high. Also why diesel engines never used carburetors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2026 10:48 AM (3mtTi)

321 One of the drawbacks to many German tools of war was over-engineering. Tolerances were so tight that even slight deviations from them tended to disrupt the whole system. It's just the way Germans build things.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026
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Yeah, I've heard things about BMWs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026


***
They have some peculiar ideas about engineering. If the 23rd Century Germans build the Enterprise, Scotty will have to take the entire engine nacelles off to change the dilithium crystals every 20,000 light years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:48 AM (wzUl9)

322 319 He has a new book: Leaky Aqueducts, Battle Pigeons, and Mystery Cults: More Frequently Asked Questions About the Ancient Greeks and Romans
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:40 AM (1Ff7Z)

I have a similar book, A Cabinet of Roman Curiosities: Strange Tales and Surprising Facts from the World's Greatest Empire, by J.C. McKeown. He also wrote a similar book about Greece.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 10:47 AM (qRla/)

the difference between cult and culture is three letters...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:48 AM (l3cgK)

323 Mrs. JTB is reading that now and enjoying it. She's read all the others in the series. I am amused. It fits Douglas and Preston's sense of humor to call the final Pendergast book "The Beginning".

Posted by: JTB


I wonder if the customer response to their decision to stop Pendergast books put them in a position where they need to tell more stories from earlier times, rather than to just stop writing about him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 10:48 AM (0U5gm)

324 Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026 10:46 AM (g8Ew

Yes and the precision required in production wasn't always followed by the slave labor intentionally. Again could just be revisionism.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:49 AM (GseMx)

325 321 One of the drawbacks to many German tools of war was over-engineering. Tolerances were so tight that even slight deviations from them tended to disrupt the whole system. It's just the way Germans build things.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026
*
Yeah, I've heard things about BMWs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026

***
They have some peculiar ideas about engineering. If the 23rd Century Germans build the Enterprise, Scotty will have to take the entire engine nacelles off to change the dilithium crystals every 20,000 light years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:48 AM (wzUl9)

LOL! My son owns a BMW motorcycle...he traded his last one for an older model due to issues with changing the oil...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:49 AM (l3cgK)

326 I am re-reading Anne of Avonlea by L.M Montgomery. When I feel slightly dispirited I like to read her books because Anne says, "There is always something good to see or hear" ( or something like that) and I try to put it in practice-whether that's from looking at beautiful flowers at the Senior Center or listening to the calls of birds and looking them up or, yes, "smelling the roses."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 10:50 AM (eT41E)

327 I remember reading that one of the reasons gasoline was chosen by the early car dudes was that it was dirt-cheap, being considered a useless (and dangerous) byproduct of kerosene refining.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:51 AM (IG3/x)

328
I read that German automotive engineering focuses on how people should drive while Japanese engineering focuses on how people actually drive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 10:51 AM (O0L8i)

329 I haven’t read the comments yet, but my first thought about the painting was:
Showing off those apples and oranges!

Betcha a dollar that’s hoard mentality right there!

Posted by: Fenderbender at June 07, 2026 10:51 AM (1FEc1)

330 327 I remember reading that one of the reasons gasoline was chosen by the early car dudes was that it was dirt-cheap, being considered a useless (and dangerous) byproduct of kerosene refining.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:51 AM (IG3/x)

Wow! This is cheap AND dangerous! Lets use this instead!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:51 AM (l3cgK)

331 Miss Linda is dragging me to a talk at the German-American Center in the city proper. (No, it's not "National Socialism: Its Time Is Now!") It's at 2 pm, so I'm going to nap for a little bit, then get cleaned up to look like an adult human.

I wish they'd hold these things earlier in the day during hot weather.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)

332
Have you ever seen the A & E series with Timothy Hutton (Jim's son) as Archie? The casting of the main actors was superb, and Bill Smitrovich as Cramer was the best.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:37 AM (wzUl9)

***

I have not seen any dramatizations of the Nero Wolfe sagas. I was thinking I might attempt seeking some out after I finish this re-read.

I have such a fixed idea of the characters in my mind, how they look and how they sound, that I haven't been prepared to dilute that with someone else's vision.

But after this re-read, maybe I will be willing to chance it. I'll remember about the A and E series.

Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at June 07, 2026 10:52 AM (TPFQA)

333 One of the drawbacks to many German tools of war was over-engineering. Tolerances were so tight that even slight deviations from them tended to disrupt the whole system. It's just the way Germans build things.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


At the risk of turning a food thread into a gun thread, the Luger pistol was a good example of this. They are made with such tight tolerances that changing the extractor requires filing and test fitting, or the pistol will not function properly. Now add dust and dirt from the battlefield into the mix.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 10:52 AM (0U5gm)

334 328
I read that German automotive engineering focuses on how people should drive while Japanese engineering focuses on how people actually drive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 10:51 AM (O0L8i)

What does that say of British automotive engineering?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:52 AM (l3cgK)

335 > Wow! This is cheap AND dangerous! Lets use this instead!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:51 AM (l3cgK)

Yep...they were real men back in those days. Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:53 AM (IG3/x)

336 Nothing makes me quit a book faster than terrible writing style. Stephen King is my paragon for this. Don't care about his stories, his writing to me is like fingernails and a blackboard.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 07, 2026 10:18 AM (ZOv7s)

The fear of many an unpublished writer, I'd wager. How do I know my writing is any good if no one will read it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:53 AM (1Ff7Z)

337 The British supposedly nicknamed the Sherman Zippo because it went up in flames easily.

No, they called them Ronsons, because the Ronson ad motto was "Lights first time, every time."

I was at the site of a tank skirmish with US and German veterans, and a bazooka-loader related how he'd failed to stop a King Tiger. I knew there had only been a handful of King Tigers in his area, and a German vet volunteered that it had almost certainly been a Panzer Mk IV, a good tank but no King Tiger (also, the Germans referred to that as 'an Austrian tank with a German gun.') The ex-GI allowed as how once you had seen one King Tiger, every German tank looked like a King Tiger to you from then on.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2026 10:55 AM (zdLoL)

338 Reminded me of Cliff clavin trivia

Maybeline was named after the founder's sister who combined coal dust and Vaseline to make mascara. Vaseline being a byproduct of oil production. Petroleum Jelly.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:55 AM (GseMx)

339 329 I haven’t read the comments yet, but my first thought about the painting was:
Showing off those apples and oranges!

Betcha a dollar that’s hoard mentality right there!

Posted by: Fenderbender at June 07, 2026 10:51 AM (1FEc1)

No pumelos or melons were used in this painting...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:55 AM (l3cgK)

340 LOL! My son owns a BMW motorcycle...he traded his last one for an older model due to issues with changing the oil...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026


***
My '86 and '97 Mercedes were easy for me to change oil on. I had a suction kit that drew the oil out through the dipstick -- much like the units the dealership used -- and the oil filter was right on top.

Eight quarts were needed for the '86 V-8, though, and six for the '97 4-cylinder. They really believe in LOTS of oil.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)

341 Need some recommendations from the horde for audio books to consume during an upcoming road trip.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 10:56 AM (CJnkZ)

342 339 Reminded me of Cliff clavin trivia

Maybeline was named after the founder's sister who combined coal dust and Vaseline to make mascara. Vaseline being a byproduct of oil production. Petroleum Jelly.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:55 AM (GseMx)

"It tastes awful on toast!"--blonde

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:56 AM (l3cgK)

343 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 10:07 AM (kpS4V)

It certainly seems like the "public schools" of Britain were much better suited to creating the humiliation fetishists we see than anything else. I wonder when it changed from "the playing fields of Eton" creating real leaders. I suspect it was longer ago than we think, if Wodehouse's Bertie Wooster stories were at all accurate. The world it shows is essentially a matriarchy.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2026 10:56 AM (lFFaq)

344 Well, folks, I think I will call it a day. Thanks to you all for being here and thanks to CBD for letting me host.

If you could spare a thought for me tomorrow, I would appreciate it. I'm going into Boston to check out a clinical depression study. I hate driving into the city and I also have no idea what to expect from the assessment.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 10:56 AM (qRla/)

345 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2026 10:55 AM (zdLoL)

Thank you . You are correct of course. I thought Zippo was wrong but couldn't think of the other famous lighter.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:56 AM (GseMx)

346 Yes and the precision required in production wasn't always followed by the slave labor intentionally. Again could just be revisionism.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:49 AM (GseMx)

I agree. Slave labor as it was then had no chances of building a Swiss chronograph. Perhaps a Timex.....maybe.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026 10:56 AM (g8Ew8)

347 I just finished a light, but quite enjoyable, read called "I Am Phil," written by the drummer for Kansas, Phil Ehart. Yes, I've been a huge Kansas fan since the 70s and this was a fun read about his early life, his life in the band and all the stuff in between and beyond. And it was quite humorous in parts, as well.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 10:57 AM (qBdHI)

348 I note it had gone rogue prior to WW1.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:45 AM (GseMx)


Granted, but I cover the Impressionists and the Expressionists (and maybe the Decadents) in my lecture on the Victorians. The trauma of WWI drove art way off the rails into the really bonkers stuff like Dadaism and Cubism.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 10:58 AM (azG9/)

349
What does that say of British automotive engineering?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 10:52 AM (l3cgK)

___________

British engineering focuses on people not driving at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 10:58 AM (O0L8i)

350 I have not seen any dramatizations of the Nero Wolfe sagas. I was thinking I might attempt seeking some out after I finish this re-read.

I have such a fixed idea of the characters in my mind, how they look and how they sound, that I haven't been prepared to dilute that with someone else's vision.

But after this re-read, maybe I will be willing to chance it. I'll remember about the A and E series.
Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at June 07, 2026


***
They are done as period pieces, set in the 1946-1955 era, with period cars, hats, suits and dresses. So don't fear that the A & E series "modernized" the stories.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

351 re #180 ""Naked Statues, Fat Gladiators, and War Elephants: Frequently Asked Questions about the Ancient Greeks and Romans" by Garrett Ryan".

Garrett Ryan has two more books in that series out now.

He also has a Youtube channel "toldinstone" that is well worth watching.

Posted by: John F. MacMichael at June 07, 2026 10:58 AM (aYnHS)

352 the Sherman ran on gas rather than diesel as did most German tanks.

German tanks were not diesels. They just plain were not.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2026 10:59 AM (zdLoL)

353 Ah, great! Is the email on the main page still the best for info on the writers' group?
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 10:29 AM (azG9/)

Yes, and I have the email open.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:59 AM (1Ff7Z)

354 Off to a quick nap, all. I'll check this thread when I get up, or back from the German center.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:59 AM (wzUl9)

355 285 The British supposedly nicknamed the Sherman Zippo because it went up in flames easily.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:35 AM (GseMx)

Tommycooker.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (ZxzYs)

356 The Germans built around 6,000 Panthers and around 2,000 Tiger I and Tiger II.

The US built around 50,000 Shermans.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2026 10:46 AM (IG3/x)
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There are several recent YT videos that go into depth on the Sherman M2 v German armor stuff.

One of the major points was the US standardization of parts for the Sherman and the easy access to those parts in the field. A Sherman could be disabled by enemy fire, and as long as the hull was repairable, the tank could be back in service in as few as 48 hours. A German tank, because they were constantly modified at the factory and then sent to the front with few or no spare parts, usually had to be sent back to the factory for repair. This meant days or weeks before the tank was repaired. Enemy air superiority made even these delays ... speculative.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (rj6Yv)

357 In that book of interviews with Silverberg, there's a brief discussion of Thomas Hardy -- the openings of a couple of Hardy novels are quoted and then gone over, demonstrating some of the writing that makes them rough sledding.

In one of his essays (collected in Musings and Meditations, I think) Silverberg said that after years and years of reading, he had formulated what he regarded as a set of principles for good fiction writing and proceeded from there. He said they could probably be put down on a single page, but he had never let himself be talked into putting that page into print.

Wish he had -- I'd pay to read it.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (q3u5l)

358 Commenter number two spoke highly of Pirate stories. May I recommend “A High Wind in Jamaica” by Hughes (?).
It was an optional “classic” to read in my high school days, but I read it as an adult.

Posted by: Fenderbender at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (1FEc1)

359 If you could spare a thought for me tomorrow, I would appreciate it. I'm going into Boston to check out a clinical depression study. I hate driving into the city and I also have no idea what to expect from the assessment.

--

Very best of luck to you, MP3. {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (qBdHI)

360 Need some recommendations from the horde for audio books to consume during an upcoming road trip.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty


All of the Narnia books are available on audio, and are very well done. Also, Devil in the White City was a good audio book.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (0U5gm)

361 276
There has been a lot of revisionist scholarship surrounding WW II tank performance in the past few years.

_____________

Given the tank doctrine at the time and the constraints of shipping (which limited the size), the Sherman was a fine tank, especially after modification to wet storage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026


Shipping volume of vehicles, equipment, and supplies was a significant factor in creating the Standard Tables of Organization and Equipment for all WW2 US Army units, from division on down. I read the official US Army history of creating and equipping standardized Army units able to fight anywhere in Europe and in the Pacific. Estimated available shipping volume, combat power, and mobility had to be carefully balanced. Lt. Gen. Leslie McNair, Chief of Army Ground Forces, was ruthless in trimming equipment and especially vehicles from units. An excellent account of the high-level logistics factors of fighting modern overseas wars the US way.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 11:01 AM (5rh/l)

362 Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 10:58 AM (azG

Dadaism yes . Cubism was a decade before WW1. But I agree WW 1 was a catalyst. I love Franz Marc by the way.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 11:01 AM (GseMx)

363 Thanks JBT, remembered a book but not title

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Ia/+0)

364 Richard Brautigan's novel The Abortion

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In Dean Koontz' One Door Away From Heaven, the carzy/evil drug addict mom is obsessed with In Watermelon Sugar. I read Brautigan in the late '60s/early '70s and did enjoy it but that was in my hippy days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 11:04 AM (ndZc7)

365 356 285 The British supposedly nicknamed the Sherman Zippo because it went up in flames easily.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:35 AM (GseMx)

Tommycooker.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (ZxzYs)


The Red Army had similar nicknames for Lend-Lease US and British tanks.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2026 11:04 AM (5rh/l)

366 285 The British supposedly nicknamed the Sherman Zippo because it went up in flames easily.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 10:35 AM (GseMx)

Tommycooker.
Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (ZxzYs)
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Once Shermans were equipped with "wet" storage for the ammo, the fire problem was largely mitigated. Survival rates for Sherman crews were far higher than those in German and Soviet AFVs.

Posted by: mrp at June 07, 2026 11:04 AM (rj6Yv)

367 At the risk of turning a food thread into a gun thread, the Luger pistol was a good example of this. They are made with such tight tolerances that changing the extractor requires filing and test fitting, or the pistol will not function properly. Now add dust and dirt from the battlefield into the mix.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 07, 2026 10:52 AM (0U5gm)

On the other side of the coin though was the German 88. An excellent, powerful, and versatile gun. We should have copied it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2026 11:04 AM (g8Ew8)

368 I love to read cookbooks, and have a modest collection.
My immigrant grandmother was a cook at a mining camp in the Black Hills pre-WW I, and I have often thought, after learning some of her recipes and techniques, and listening to stories of wood and coal stoves, and the doctor accepting her rye bread during the depression in lieu of cash, what it meant to be a "good cook", considering the ingredients and methods available.
No wonder it was an appellation of honor!
My MIL gave me her mother's Swedish cookbook, and it is a history and geography lesson as well as a cooking one.
Some very strange dishes in there (Christmas Eve lutfisk recipe begins with a dried ling and a barrel of lime water on December 8th), and some very good ones as well--if you can acclimate to making almost everything out of herring, root vegetables (VERY heavy on the beets), ginger, cloves, and cream.
(Had a moment when going through MIL's store of Swedish cookbooks after her passing, when I saw a recipe for herring cocktail that I thought for a moment meant the kind you drink. I would not have been surprised, as every one of the books had one for herring pudding.)

Posted by: barbarausa at June 07, 2026 11:05 AM (enw9G)

369 I may have to check this out myself.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 10:34 AM (q3u5l)

Eh, they want your real name. Forget it. I use pseudonyms.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 11:06 AM (1Ff7Z)

370 For fun I checked out "27 Years of Jeff MacNelly's SHOE". He was one of my favorite cartoonists. Loved how young Skyler's summer camp ended up being USMC boot camp at Parris Island.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 11:06 AM (kpS4V)

371 They are done as period pieces, set in the 1946-1955 era, with period cars, hats, suits and dresses. So don't fear that the A & E series "modernized" the stories.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

***

That's good to hear!

I just looked them up and saw they were produced about a quarter of a century ago, so they've got that going for them as well!

Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at June 07, 2026 11:08 AM (TPFQA)

372 Good luck, MP4.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 11:09 AM (kpS4V)

373 Yes, and I have the email open.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 10:59 AM (1Ff7Z)

Email sent. Thanks!

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 07, 2026 11:10 AM (azG9/)

374 Anonosaurus,

I read Brautigan in college and for a few years after (graduated in 71), and haven't read him since. Don't know how he'd read now. But there are fragments that have stuck in my memory ever since those first readings. The setting of the library of unpublished books. Releasing the baby alligators into the pond to make the frogs shut up in A Confederate General from Big Sur: "The frogs are gone." "Yeah. Nothing in there now but alligators." A few bits from the poems.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 11:10 AM (q3u5l)

375 British engineering focuses on people not driving at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 10:58 AM (O0L8i)
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We have people to do that for us!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 11:11 AM (kpS4V)

376 It was a truism of a certain era of college education that World War One changed everything, setting off ripples of madness in poetry, painting, music and the novel. It's just one of those things you're expected to believe; all else leans on it.

Some scholars aver that fin-de-siecle madness had already begun to catch on a generation before the War, and that if anything the oddities of the war culture were an outgrowth of a mental and cultural illness already greatly at large in the world. A film called "The White Ribbon" (2009) kind of plays with this.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2026 11:11 AM (zdLoL)

377 seems like most of those 50000 Shermans are on the lawns of VFW and Legion posts across America.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2026 11:11 AM (VyBeY)

378 I started Project Hail Mary this week. It is a unique writing style that I find fascinating. It open with the main character awakening not knowing where he is, how he got there or even what his name is. We then go on a journey of discovery entirely narrated by this character. Even after seeing the movie, I kept reading. It also made me realize what a fantastic actor Ryan Gosl___ is to pull off carrying the entire movie all by himself.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2026 11:12 AM (kJmSS)

379 >>For fun I checked out "27 Years of Jeff MacNelly's SHOE".

Another one we lost 'way too young.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 07, 2026 11:13 AM (NcvvS)

380 I just started The First Henry Ford. By Anne Jardim.
Starts out talking about Hiram Maxim jr...?

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 11:13 AM (ZxzYs)

381 MP4,

Good luck on the assessment. And thanks for the thread.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 11:13 AM (q3u5l)

382 I have a similar book, A Cabinet of Roman Curiosities: Strange Tales and Surprising Facts from the World's Greatest Empire, by J.C. McKeown. He also wrote a similar book about Greece.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 07, 2026 10:47 AM (qRla/)

So many different books out about ancient history. Lit Prof said nothing left to study in ancient literature except the uses of cheese in the poems of Tibullus.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 11:14 AM (1Ff7Z)

383 Richard Brautigan's novel The Abortion is set in part in a strange library where people can leave the never-to-be-published books they've written and the librarian will add them to the collection.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 09:55 AM (q3u5l)


I really enjoy reading Richard Brautigan, however I stayed away from "The Abortion" for years because I assumed it would be distasteful in the extreme.

But, no it was what I assumed it was at all or what would happen. I wound up liking it a lot.

Brautigan's one of those very misunderstood authors. He was adopted by the hippies as one of their own, buuuuut-

if you read his stuff, it's clear he hated hipp9ies with a passion.

"Trout Fishing in America" is a good intro to Brautigan if you're curios about him.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2026 11:14 AM (iJfKG)

384 EW, I'll send a link in a min.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 11:14 AM (1Ff7Z)

385
But, no it was what I assumed = But, no it was NOT what I assumed

Stupid brain.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2026 11:17 AM (iJfKG)

386 176 ... "
Based on moron recommendations (IIRC) I started Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome. Only one chapter in but so far, so funny."

I had to stop reading that in public. I couldn't stifle my laughter and some overly sensitive people were bothered by a big old guy laughing out loud to himself.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 11:18 AM (yTvNw)

387 Very best of luck to you, MP3. {{{hugs}}}

Dittoes. I hope you find the answers you need, probably not tomorrow but eventually.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 07, 2026 11:20 AM (vTZFs)

388 Today, a modern cookbook would be;

page one; order chicken tenders
page two; order taco bell
page three; order pizza

There is a warning flag that civilization is precariously balanced on a straight edge.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 11:20 AM (pSkMS)

389 About to start "Platform Decay," the 8th book in Martha Wells' excellent MurderBot series.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2026 09:37 AM (/RHNq)

***

That's next on my to be read list! Love that series as well!

Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at June 07, 2026 11:21 AM (TPFQA)

390 I think just about all Brautigan's stuff is still in print, and I've heard that William Hjortsberg's biography of Brautigan, Jubilee Hitchhiker, is pretty good. Another writer way overdue for a revisit.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 11:21 AM (q3u5l)

391 Read churchils books on WWDuece. Six volumes.

To quote the Chinese guy it was over before it started

Posted by: save the wails at June 07, 2026 11:21 AM (jrgJz)

392
Three Men in a Boat

and the sequel-

"Three Men on a Bummel"

are both hilarious and-

BONUS! Great Peeks into the past...


...before Old Blighty turned itself into an anti-white racist tyranny. irony is ironic, ain't it?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2026 11:21 AM (iJfKG)

393 I hate driving into the city and I also have no idea what to expect from the assessment.

Hard not to envision some mad-doctor psychobabbler rubbing his bony fingers in glee at forcing people to be screened for clinical depression by submitting themselves to the most clinical and depressing environment imaginable.

There's a Philosophy of Science: Experimental Design thesis in this somewhere. "I'm a doctor. I don't have to care about that."

Good luck.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2026 11:23 AM (zdLoL)

394 332 ... "Have you ever seen the A & E series with Timothy Hutton (Jim's son) as Archie? The casting of the main actors was superb, and Bill Smitrovich as Cramer was the best."

Loved that series. When it was cancelled it was one more reason to get rid of cable. We have the whole series on DVD. The use of the ensemble cast is brilliant.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2026 11:23 AM (yTvNw)

395 Books are dumb relics. I'm confining my reading to practical matters these days. Microwave instructions for frozen chicken cordon bleu is ever so much more stimulating than anything Dickens wrote.

Posted by: Davis Middleton III at June 07, 2026 11:23 AM (A7YPA)

396 Speaking of WWII, didja see what that damn Hesgeth has done now?

https://tinyurl.com/y82jmhkk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 11:23 AM (ndZc7)

397 Commenter number two spoke highly of Pirate stories. May I recommend “A High Wind in Jamaica” by Hughes (?).
It was an optional “classic” to read in my high school days, but I read it as an adult.
Posted by: Fenderbender at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (1FEc1)

The ones I've read and posted about here are from "Deej" from Raconteur Press emails. They may be on their substack.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 11:26 AM (1Ff7Z)

398 Speaking of Three Men In a Boat, Connie Willis wrote a time travel syfy based in part on that, To Say Nothing of the Dog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 11:29 AM (ndZc7)

399 I started Project Hail Mary this week. It is a unique writing style that I find fascinating. It open with the main character awakening not knowing where he is, how he got there or even what his name is.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2026 11:12 AM (kJmSS)

(shrieks)

That's no way to open a novel!!! It's wrong, wrong, wrong!!

Posted by: You Tube Writing Teachers at June 07, 2026 11:31 AM (1Ff7Z)

400 Got. to. get. to. 400.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 11:32 AM (ZxzYs)

401 started Project Hail Mary this week. It is a unique writing style that I find fascinating. It open with the main character awakening not knowing where he is, how he got there or even what his name is.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2026 11:12 AM (kJmSS)

Was his name Jason Bourne?

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 11:33 AM (GseMx)

402 Trying to focus on my book but am plagued by a case of cattus interruptus. Silly beast!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 11:35 AM (kpS4V)

403 396 Speaking of WWII, didja see what that damn Hesgeth has done now?

https://tinyurl.com/y82jmhkk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 11:23 AM (ndZc7)

I also read he paid for kids airfare instead of suck the sweet Big Govt teat.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 07, 2026 11:37 AM (/+uur)

404 Only Hjortsberg I've ever read was Falling Angel (after watching Angel Heart) and I enjoyed it very much

Posted by: barbarausa at June 07, 2026 11:37 AM (enw9G)

405 Well, I'm all caught up!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 11:37 AM (1Ff7Z)

406 Our cat likes to park on my table so that she can interfere with my typing. A little while ago, she nearly kicked the mouse off the table. She is now sleeping (?) and trying to look innocent. But I know better.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 11:38 AM (q3u5l)

407 Don't leave it out in the rain.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June

Just yesterday heard what must be a new cover, some female, of McArthur Park.
Heaven help us.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 07, 2026 11:39 AM (sl73Y)

408 Speaking of WWII, a blast from the past!

Indonesian village rocked by detonation of a bomb left over from WWII, leaving five dead and more wounded

https://tinyurl.com/4b6vjnve

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Apparently, they don't know the type or whether it was the good guys or the bad guys.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7)

409 some recommendations from the horde for audio books to consume during an upcoming road trip.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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The Joe Pickett series by CJ Box
Saga of the Forgotten Warrior by Larry Correia

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at June 07, 2026 11:47 AM (kfkXh)

410 Upthread someone mentioned German fuel during WW2.
There is a whole long book to be written on that. All I can find are research papers. I worked for one of the scientists who was part of the alternative fuel program. Brought here by operation paperclip.
An aviation buff and I have discussed this at length. I told him about Rudolf Gunnerman and he dove down a rabithole to make sure the historically accurate models he had built over the years were correct in their markings. Some were some weren't.
I need to call that dude.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 11:47 AM (ZxzYs)

411 Do not click!

https://tinyurl.com/2k88umeb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)

412 "Apparently, they don't know the type or whether it was the good guys or the bad guys."

Donald Trump, having mastered time travel for his own evil purposes, went back and planted it there as part of his globe-spanning conspiracy to do...something or other.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 11:48 AM (q3u5l)

413 If you want an easy entertaining read for the summer I just read Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt.. It's about an elderly woman and an Octopus.... Not in the smutty way some of you are imagining... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna

I saw that there is a movie coming out based on the book. It stars Sally Field.
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 10:30 AM (lJ0H4)


Who will voice Marcellus? That is important casting.

And the book was great. Lonely widow works as a night cleaner at the local aquarium. Marcellus the octopus starts taking an interest in her and the book sets out his thoughts about her life and where he thinks things went wrong for her...but I don't want to spoil the plot. A very good summer read.

Posted by: Wethal at June 07, 2026 11:50 AM (gihWY)

414 Off to perform various exercises in futility here at Casa Some Guy.

Thanks again for the thread, MP4.

Have a good one, gang.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2026 11:55 AM (q3u5l)

415 Thanks for the recommendation for "Remarkably Bright Creatures", or as the Spanish version puts it, "Creaturas Luminosas". It's in my library queue.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 11:56 AM (kpS4V)

416 omg Baron Trump should step out wearing fatigues

I'm in it for the splodey heads. You ain't votin your way outta this

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 07, 2026 11:57 AM (jrgJz)

417 Thanks, MP4, for the tasty topic of today's Book Thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 11:57 AM (kpS4V)

418 8 The Medieval Cook, and Fast and Feast: Food in Medieval Society, both by Bridget Ann Henisch and Fabulous Feasts: Medieval Cookery and Ceremony, by Madeline Pelner Cosman.

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These are just the sort of historical books I find fascinating
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 09:03 AM (fE6HJ)

I cannot remember the title, but I recall a book containing recipes for preparing food at royal court. It was things like "prepare and roaste seven great haunchef of fyne meates" kind of stuff. The scale of everything was what struck me. It was like cooking for a battleship galley or something.

Posted by: History can be tasty at June 07, 2026 11:58 AM (TbWk/)

419 (sigh)

That time of day again. The end of the Book Thread. Now what do I do?

(wanders off morosely)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 12:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

420 WE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 12:00 PM (Ia/+0)

421 413 If you want an easy entertaining read for the summer I just read Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt.. It's about an elderly woman and an Octopus.... Not in the smutty way some of you are imagining... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna

I saw that there is a movie coming out based on the book. It stars Sally Field.
Posted by: Tuna at June 07, 2026 10:30 AM (lJ0H4)


Who will voice Marcellus? That is important casting.

And the book was great. Lonely widow works as a night cleaner at the local aquarium. Marcellus the octopus starts taking an interest in her and the book sets out his thoughts about her life and where he thinks things went wrong for her...but I don't want to spoil the plot. A very good summer read.
Posted by: Wethal at June 07, 2026 11:50 AM (gihWY)

I saw the netflix movie. I won't spoil who voices Marcellus but it's a really good choice. It's overall not bad, a tad maudlin, but Sally Field always delivers.

Posted by: A but sappy but in a non-repulsive way at June 07, 2026 12:01 PM (TbWk/)

422 "The program, Cribb (US version, Sgt. Cribb) had an episode about ['Three Men In a Boat']."

There have been at least two movie versions of the book. One in 1956 with Laurence Harvey, and one in 1975 with Tim Curry and Michal Palin. Both are sometimes available on Youtube.

BTW, "Three Men in a Boat" was the favorite book of the teen-aged hero's father in Heinlein's "Have Spacesuit, Will Travel," and it's quoted from at least once.

Posted by: Pope John 20th at June 07, 2026 12:04 PM (7ZRgl)

423 Thanks, horde for the audiobook recommendations!
I'll check my library's Libby app to see what's available.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 12:13 PM (CJnkZ)

424 "'Three Men in a Boat"
and the sequel-'Three Men on a Bummel' are both hilarious and-BONUS! Great Peeks into the past..."

Jerome K Jerome was a bit of a literary man of many parts; he worked variously as an actor, playwright, writer and magazine editor. Most of his stuff is light and humorous, but like many Victorians he also had a mawky and sentimental side. Even "Three Men in a Boat" has a few bits that, are (IMHO) a bit out of tune with the comic theme of the book. Jerome's play "The Passing of the Third Floor Back" was very famous and popular at the time (also a movie for those interested), but also very unlike his light and funny pieces.

Jerome mostly wrote short, humorous magazine pieces that were light and fluffy, with the intellectually equivalent nutritional value of a marshmallow, but they were well-written and funny. For those interested in reading Jerome's short pieces, "Idle Thoughts of An Idle Fellow" and "Further Thoughts of An Idle Fellow" are easily available from the usual out-of-copyright sources. For Jeeves and Wooster fans, Plum Wodehouse cited Jerome as an influence on his writing and even has a comic reference to Jerome in the novel "Smith in the City."

Posted by: Pope John 20th at June 07, 2026 12:46 PM (7ZRgl)

425 "'Three Men in a Boat"
---------

In something of a cosmic intersection, I have a copy of that here within reach. Read it long ago, took it with other books yesterday to sell to the local used book store. They turned it down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2026 01:03 PM (XeU6L)

426 For the 4th week in a row, I report my continuing slog through 'The Brothers Karamazov'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2026 01:05 PM (XeU6L)

427 69 The picture up top is A Social Occasion in the Sophiensaal by Joseh Engelhart.

Looks more like a transactional occasion to me...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 07, 2026 01:13 PM (UWN7z)

428 A favorite bit from "Three Men in a Boat": one of the three fusses when he realizes they have missed stopping to visit a famous pet cemetery. Created by a rich woman for her many pets it features inscribed marble headstones over the individual burial plots. J. sardonically remarks: "Ah well, I dare say they deserve quite as much as the average Christian does."

Posted by: John F. MacMichael at June 07, 2026 01:14 PM (aYnHS)

429 Drat (and other swear words appropriate to spell "correcting" software), that's "Psmith in the City."

Posted by: Pope John 20th at June 07, 2026 01:21 PM (7ZRgl)

430 427 69 The picture up top is A Social Occasion in the Sophiensaal by Joseh Engelhart.

Looks more like a transactional occasion to me...
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 07, 2026 01:13 PM (UWN7z)

I was gonna guess Moulin Rouge!
Thanks!

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 02:08 PM (6wpGE)

431 I ran into A Study in Scarlet, the first Sherlock Holmes story on Project Gutenberg the other day. It looked short (it was) so I downloaded it and read it.
I am surrounded by LDS, and they are all nice people (their theology is strange, but, then again, viewed objectively, who's isn't?), but Part 2 of the story is not at all kind to the Mormons of the late 1800s.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 07, 2026 02:57 PM (ezP9C)

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    And hobbyists have started tinkering with using AMD's B650 chip, which is a serviceable and reasonably priced example - plus one that already works because every operating system has drivers to support it.

    Now it's moving beyond a hobby. (Tom's Hardware)

    Raspberry Pi shop WisdPi announced its PROM21 All In Expansion Card - the codename for the chip in the B650 chipset is Promontory 21. For $199 - not cheap, but it's a small production run - you get four extra M.2 slots, five 10Gb USB 3 ports, a selection of USB 2 headers, and an OCuLink header that can provide four PCIe 4.0 lanes or through an adaptor cable four SATA ports (the magic happens in the chipset, so the cable is easy). And it's a single slot half-height half-length card so it will fit easily into any PC.

    Minisforum is preparing a similar card.

    This would have been much more interesting before storage prices went into orbit, but at least it exists.


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Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 04:39 AM (6wpGE)

4 Guten morgen, horde.

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5 wikipedia

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6 *April 6, 1998

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 04:48 AM (6wpGE)

7 >> And Lexar's regional manager for Australia and New Zealand says that memory prices are expected to double by the end of the year. (Tom's Hardware)

> On top of the already 5x increase, making the 128GB kit I bought a year ago one of the most valuable items I own.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM

Matthew 25:29 "For to everyone who has, more will be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who does not have, even what he has will be taken away."

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 04:54 AM (Sy6m/)

8 From the ONT:

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Posted by: clarence at June 07, 2026 04:58 AM (FLIKO)

9 Morning, Tech Peeps

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10 @5. If you like them painted up, powdered up, then you gotta be glad cause your good girl is gonna go bad.
In 1967 I was ten years old and if I was in the car with Mom that song was going to be blasting. I don't know why but she loved that song.

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Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 05:13 AM (V6c7t)

13 10 @5. If you like them painted up, powdered up, then you gotta be glad cause your good girl is gonna go bad.
In 1967 I was ten years old and if I was in the car with Mom that song was going to be blasting. I don't know why but she loved that song.
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14
g'mornin', 'rons

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15 Thanks Pixy, and to the Horde support.
I was able to fix my browser issue mentioned yesterday.
After spending about an hour through the week trying to fix it I restarted with most simple ones suggested yesterday.
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Link from Comrade Flounder saved much more aggravation.

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Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2026 05:20 AM (V0/Sp)

17 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 07, 2026 05:21 AM (hcPzc)

18 16 Yes, but do you sell quality lace wigs?
Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2026 05:20 AM (V0/Sp)

haha!

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 05:21 AM (6wpGE)

19 Posted by: clarence at June 07, 2026 04:41 AM (FLIKO)

FLIKO sounds like an television series spy organization, like CONTROL or KAOS.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 05:24 AM (6wpGE)

20 "an television"?

covfefe

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 05:24 AM (6wpGE)

21 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 05:26 AM (Ia/+0)

22 8 From the ONT:

400 Live cam showing the reflecting pool filling up

https://tinyurl.com/bduutu2d
Posted by: Piper
****

Currently too dark to see the pool.
Posted by: clarence at June 07, 2026 04:58 AM (FLIKO)

5:35am

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE)

23
Good morning, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 05:39 AM (O0L8i)

24 WAMO Cam
Washington Monument Cam

Check out the view from the highest point in the nation's capital - the Washington Monument. 24/7 views over the National Mall in Washington, DC are delivered in higher resolution than ever by EarthCam’s specially designed 5G camera, embedded in a secret, 3" diameter hole drilled by engineers in 2011 to allow climbers to rappel down the monument to inspect earthquake damage.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 05:39 AM (6wpGE)

25 Evening to the Sunday toilers! Morning to the early risers!

I don't know if any of you remember, but Tammy Wynette and the young Burt Reynolds once had an affair. Early '70s, I think, around the time he did his controversial Playgirl centerfold. He also had an affair with Dinah Shore around then. Apparently he had a thing for older hot ladies.

And for cute-cute ones; I recall he and Sally Field were an item at one time too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 05:43 AM (wzUl9)

26 FLIKO sounds like an television series spy organization, like CONTROL or KAOS.
Posted by: m at June 07, 2026


***
Hmph. Those upstarts.

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at June 07, 2026 05:46 AM (wzUl9)

27 AM6 with support for DDR6 memory and the PCIe 6.0

* all the curse words ... and more *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2026 05:50 AM (diia5)

28 Anyhow! I am awake, sipping my coffee. Stirling is roaming around like a miniature panther, and Dagny (who at one point last night was on the bed with us) trotted out from her window when I called her name. They are not due for breakfast for an hour, though.

And I really do need to work out this morning. I've been off since Thursday, and you get rusty if you don't work out regularly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2026 05:52 AM (wzUl9)

29 Coffee in hand but its very hot

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 06:12 AM (Ia/+0)

30 "an television"?

covfefe
Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 05:24 AM (6wpGE)
---
The "t" is silent.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 06:12 AM (gnNyN)

31 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Say the bells of St. Clement's.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 07, 2026 06:13 AM (amcLV)

32 mornin yall

"Young man plunges to his death from scenic California cliff overlooking nude beach"

The report says that it was unclear what the young man was doing on the cliff overlooking the nude beach.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2026 06:19 AM (vFG9F)

33 30 "an television"?

covfefe
Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 05:24 AM (6wpGE)
---
The "t" is silent.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 06:12 AM (gnNyN)

THANK YOU!

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 06:19 AM (6wpGE)

34 hank you

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 06:21 AM (Ia/+0)

35
Coffee in hand but its very hot

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 06:12 AM (Ia/+0)

_____________

Most of us use cups.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 06:25 AM (O0L8i)

36 In a similar vein to the musical interlude:

tinyurl.com/8zwra3pk

Posted by: Nazdar at June 07, 2026 06:28 AM (NcvvS)

37
Needs must take Her Majesty to the airport this morning. Afternoon Mass today, which I don't much like, but people are falling over each other arriving and leaving the morning ones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 06:34 AM (O0L8i)

38 @15/InspiredHistoryMike: "... When I went into settings of clean Chrome browser, there was an alert that once clicked resolved the issue. I'd spent much more time earlier in Brave & Windows settings."

What was the text of the alert you got?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2026 06:40 AM (O7YUW)

39 Good morning! Lotsa rain and rumbly grumbly goin on here. It's a good morning to chill on the patio with a cuppa and watch the lighting.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 07, 2026 06:41 AM (3Ope8)

40 What was the text of the alert you got?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2026 06:40 AM (O7YUW)

Browser warrantee was expired.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 06:44 AM (1Ff7Z)

41 @27/weft cut-loop: "AM6 with support for DDR6 memory and the PCIe 6.0

* all the curse words ... and more *
"

I might start using "Hynix", "Samsung", and "Micron" as curse words.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2026 06:47 AM (O7YUW)

42 Disclaimer: Orange-lemon.

I don't know what that means, but:

OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 06:44 AM (1Ff7Z)

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 06:50 AM (6wpGE)

43 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 07, 2026 06:54 AM (CJnkZ)

44 "Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering"

Lawsuit filed.

Posted by: the crows at June 07, 2026 06:57 AM (vFG9F)

45 I'm half hoping Elon Musk will decide do something about the memory drought, kind of the way he freed Twitter by buying it (at a loss to himself) from the censorious idjits that owned it previously.

If anyone could spin up a memory fabrication facility in a lot less time than the "years" the big three (now big four?) existing memory manufacturers claim it would take, it'd be him.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2026 07:00 AM (O7YUW)

46 @34/Skip: "hank you"

Dang it, Skip!

Posted by: Propane and Propane Accessories at June 07, 2026 07:02 AM (O7YUW)

47 Grumpy, Sorry I was so relieved I didn't need to dig into DOS registry I didn't retain verbage of Chrome alert. I'd not done anything abnormal proceeding the issue. All browsers were effected, after windows 11 update, Edge also had the webpage unavailable error to most sites.
I'd been avoiding 10 to 11 upgrade obviously, but had installed the prolonged support which will expire in October. The only thing I'm happy with is that the upgrade did not force me to add a log-in password for start up.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at June 07, 2026 07:02 AM (KaHlS)

48 "Tammy Wynette ... was born and raised near Tremont, a small town in Itawamba County, Mississippi..."
------
Which I think is right next to Yoknapatawpha County.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 07, 2026 07:11 AM (CJnkZ)

49 I don't know if any of you remember, but Tammy Wynette and the young Burt Reynolds once had an affair. Early '70s, I think, around the time he did his controversial Playgirl centerfold. He also had an affair with Dinah Shore around then. Apparently he had a thing for older hot ladies.

And for cute-cute ones; I recall he and Sally Field were an item at one time too.

--

And then of course, there was Loni Anderson. I recall seeing Sally Field on something a few years back where she conveyed a story that Burt had told her she was the love of his life. The one.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 07:11 AM (qBdHI)

50 @47/InspiredHistoryMike: Well, I'm glad you're back up and running. Microsoft's software is a house of cards, and always has been.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2026 07:14 AM (O7YUW)

51 OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 06:44 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 06:50 AM (6wpGE)

Sorry, reading something.

InspiredHistoryMike's trouble with his browser was because its extended warranty had expired. Just like his car's....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 07:18 AM (1Ff7Z)

52 The holdouts on the SAVE act claim that voting regulations should be handled by the states.

So if one state says that only Democrats can be on the ballots, the Feds can do nothing. If one state says that anyone can vote in federal elections, everyone else has to live with it.

Posted by: the crows at June 07, 2026 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

53 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

For a morning sashay around the kitchen:
https://youtu.be/R9T2H8QJjlw
Reveillez-Vous
Peter White

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

54 I was just out from coming back from the store. In the woods by the side of the road was a doe with the smallest fawn I have ever seen. It must have just been born. It was the size of a chihuahua. It flattened itself out because it obviously hadn't seen a car before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 07:25 AM (OYsYV)

55 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)

56 51 OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 06:44 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 06:50 AM (6wpGE)

Sorry, reading something.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 07:18 AM (1Ff7Z)

I thought an OrangeEnt might know what this means (which I don't):

Disclaimer: Orange-lemon.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 07:25 AM (6wpGE)

57 SanFranpsycho, Good morning. You haven't whined up any delectable treats lately.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 07:29 AM (5P5DO)

58 Disclaimer: Orange-lemon.
Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 07:25 AM (6wpGE)

Oh, thought you meant my "joke" about Mike's browser trouble.

I think Pixy was thinking "green" for a password reset. Either that, or he was riffing on making "American lemonade" like all the influencers have been doing on YT. And mostly doing it wrong.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 07:31 AM (1Ff7Z)

59 Good morning dear Ben Had. Mrs. F. has been baking mostly english muffins and bagels. I did have a delicious cheese scone yesterday. She has been in more a savory rather than sweet mode.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

60 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

I wonder what the net gain in time from using Microsoft software is. There seems to be a lot of time-sucking care and attention needed to get it to run right.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

61 Good morning, everyone!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 07:34 AM (OYsYV)

62 I might start using "Hynix", "Samsung", and "Micron" as curse words."

Hynix sounds like a generic version of Hydrox... and just as tasty.

Posted by: man at June 07, 2026 07:37 AM (XuXeR)

63 FenelonSpoke

Greetings to you, FenelonSpouse, and FenelonSon.

I was going through my stickies yesterday, and I came across my offer to fund FenelonSon for a first date to a nice restaurant. You told me to wait.

Hopefully that offer is no longer needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

64 The British Patriot
@TheBritLad
🚨BREAKING: Multiple reports are coming in that Britain citizens are kneeling inside local police stations across the country.
7:19 AM · Jun 6, 2026
====

I hope it doesn't end there...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

65 SanFranpsycho, I'm going to whip up a batch of chocolate/ pistachio biscotti later this morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 07:39 AM (5P5DO)

66
SanFranpsycho, Good morning. You haven't whined up any delectable treats lately.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 07:29 AM (5P5DO)

____________

"If you make me blueberry pancakes, I'll give you some of my strong loving tonight."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2026 07:40 AM (O0L8i)

67 Ask your proctologist if Hynix is right for you.

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at June 07, 2026 07:40 AM (CJnkZ)

68 I fear part of my wife's crazy issues are from Apple news, which I understand is 95% woke. I try to avoid evil. It's obviously impossible to though.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at June 07, 2026 07:41 AM (KaHlS)

69 Hadrian, blueberry pancakes in my house has to have lemon zest in them.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 07:42 AM (5P5DO)

70 San Franpsycho

PM Stammer is squealing like a pig, per the movie Deliverance. VP Vance said the truth, and he could not handle it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

71 Chocolate biscotti are da bomb.

I'm trying to maintain dietary discipline over the weekend and blueberry pancakes just aren't part of that plan.

Sadz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

72 I hope it doesn't end there...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

Depends on what they're kneeling for. Sounds like submission to me. Is this some kind of satiric protest? Offering their necks to the knife? I don't think this kind of protest will embarrass and shame the police into protecting Britons over their soon to be masters.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

73 InspiredHistoryMike

You can stop Apple News from appearing using MacOS on any computer. I have.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

74 I think I'm getting hooked on the embedded systems hobby. The variety of components and prototype/debugging boards available on amazon is stunning and allows endless possibilities.

I'm working on my electroviscous fan clutch controller for my truck now but I can already think of another project after I figure this out.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 07, 2026 07:43 AM (WYStd)

75 Herr Starmer muss raus!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)

76 Herr Starmer muss raus!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)

I just wonder if calling him Quisling might be more effective than Der Starmer?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 07:46 AM (1Ff7Z)

77 Depends on what they're kneeling for. Sounds like submission to me. Is this some kind of satiric protest? Offering their necks to the knife? I don't think this kind of protest will embarrass and shame the police into protecting Britons over their soon to be masters.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)
=====

They are demonstrating the double standard considering all the kneeling done in honor of a foreign criminal who died of an OD in police custody.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

78 San Franpsycho

I agree. But the replacement possible will not change the course of Labour governance. A new government is needed.

Nigel needs to be in charge to even give the UK a recovery path.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

79 Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 07:42

Perhaps because Starmer kneeled for George Floyd and this is a response to the death of Henry Nowak through the utter negligence of British police.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 07:48 AM (n3VHW)

80 Media in England is reporting the police tried to intervene in the Nowak murder trial by presenting a false narrative of the event.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

81 Good morning, horde.

I love this time of a weekend morning, when nobody's up but me and Tank. Nice and quiet.

Big day ahead, it's cooking day, but Sunday morning is all mine.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 07:50 AM (h7ZuX)

82 A little over two weeks til the bi-election to see if Andy Burnham get elected as an MP.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 07:51 AM (5P5DO)

83 Perhaps because Starmer kneeled for George Floyd and this is a response to the death of Henry Nowak through the utter negligence of British police.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 07:48 AM (n3VHW)

Could be. Certainly PM Keir Quisling needs to be mocked about it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 07:51 AM (1Ff7Z)

84 Metal Leo posted a video documenting Santa Cruz's decline.

That guy is a bummer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:52 AM (RIvkX)

85 69 Hadrian, blueberry pancakes in my house has to have lemon zest in them.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 07:42 AM (5P5DO)

Blueberry is divinely enhanced with lemon zest.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 07, 2026 07:53 AM (h7ZuX)

86 That guy is a bummer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:52 AM (RIvkX)

I saw those two vids. He seems more hopeful in them than the ones on SF. We used to camp in the summers at Sunset Beach as a kid. Haven't been in SC for a long time. Not in this millennium.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 07:54 AM (1Ff7Z)

87 The decline I see is that there is nothing being produced. It's bars, nail salons, pawn shops, and used clothing stores, and used record stores.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

88 The decline I see is that there is nothing being produced. It's bars, nail salons, pawn shops, and used clothing stores, and used record stores.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

Has SC ever been known for making anything? Always been a tourist town, as far as I can remember. I know it's a prime strawberry area, but don't know there was ever any manufacturing there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 08:01 AM (1Ff7Z)

89 70 and 80 degrees in April and May in the Bitterroot Valley MT, 6/7 and it's currently 45 degrees and it's snowing around 7000 ft in the mountains. I'm hoping I don't have frozen plants again in the next few days. 3 out of 4 tomato plants took a hit a couple weeks ago as well as other assorted planting. The tomato plants are generating new growth, we shall see.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 07, 2026 08:02 AM (2NHgQ)

90 Has SC ever been known for making anything? Always been a tourist town, as far as I can remember. I know it's a prime strawberry area, but don't know there was ever any manufacturing there.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 08:01 AM (1Ff7Z)
====

I don't mean manufacturing, I mean commerce. There are no new good being sold, just junk. No banks, few non franchise eateries, no drug stores, no shoe stores...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)

91 neverenoughcaffeine

Are you getting enough moisture to prevent raging wildfires?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

92 NaCly, dearest. Good morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 08:07 AM (5P5DO)

93 We need rain on the eastern shore. Had a good stretch Memorial Day week but now it looks dry until the Fourth.
A lot of people here are dry farms.

Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2026 08:08 AM (T8bqm)

94 G'mornin' everyone!

55 degrees, sunny, temp rising rapidly (muffled cursing)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2026 08:08 AM (VyBeY)

95 That Tammy Wynette can really rock.

Posted by: Hillzabub Clinton at June 07, 2026 08:10 AM (NCDB7)

96 Hopefully, once King Charles gets done with his evening prayers at the mosque he will have time to consult with his imam on what to do next about the white folks breaking laws and rioting in the street.

Posted by: Yusuf Islam at June 07, 2026 08:10 AM (z20w/)

97 8, thx clarence, what a cool view!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2026 08:10 AM (VyBeY)

98 I was just out from coming back from the store. In the woods by the side of the road was a doe with the smallest fawn I have ever seen. It must have just been born. It was the size of a chihuahua. It flattened itself out because it obviously hadn't seen a car before.

--

It sounds precious. Deer are beautiful animals to me anyway, but the fawns just melt my heart. We have woods behind us and Mr. Black leaves corn feed out for the deer all the time. I hate seeing them splattered on the road from being hit by cars. A definite problem here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

99 that Britain citizens are kneeling"

Just like their ancestors.

Meh to them.

Posted by: man at June 07, 2026 08:11 AM (XuXeR)

100 {{{Ben Had}}}

May sunshine light your path today. And your cooking skills bring happiness to others.

I am going to see the play Grease in a nearby town with one of the widows I walk with. She wanted to go. And I said yes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

101 And someone from "Restore Britain" put up a video of people kneeling with flags, some of which say things like "I can't breathe":

https://tinyurl.com/y3m2ba5h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 08:12 AM (n3VHW)

102 Media in England is reporting the police tried to intervene in the Nowak murder trial by presenting a false narrative of the event.

--

That whole story turns my stomach. There are many people that need to be skinned alive for what happened to that young man. From the politicians to the DEI-soaked police to the POS that killed him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

103 affirm, we need rain here, too ... had to water every day for a week +

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2026 08:13 AM (VyBeY)

104 Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

That's nice iod your husband . We have the same problems here with them flattened by cars, and I'd be sad if the tiny fawn or his mom got killed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 08:14 AM (n3VHW)

105 102 Media in England is reporting the police tried to intervene in the Nowak murder trial by presenting a false narrative of the event.

--

That whole story turns my stomach. There are many people that need to be skinned alive for what happened to that young man. From the politicians to the DEI-soaked police to the POS that killed him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

I guess, like in the US, perjury doesn't have the penalties it's supposed to have...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

106 And some of the people in the British video look like it was quite an effort to kneel, God bless them!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 08:16 AM (n3VHW)

107 "American lemonade" ?

dare I search this phrase?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2026 08:16 AM (VyBeY)

108 "According to the Oxford Internet Institute, the cost of creating a deep fake has plunged to near zero. Using 'Low Rank Adaption', or LoRA, an existing image generation model running on consumer hardware can be trained on a specific person using just 20 reference images. Once trained, that model can create an unlimited number of synthetic images of that person."
~~ Memorandum Newsletter
===================
or, don't believe your lying eyes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2026 08:17 AM (X1vwc)

109 huh, never mind ... no double meaning ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2026 08:19 AM (VyBeY)

110 Salty, lots of rain and the snow will help when it comes to wildfires. Unfortunately the rain will stop and everything will brown up. We only receive 14 inches of rain annually and we had less snow this year. I expect the wildfires to ramp up early August.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 07, 2026 08:19 AM (2NHgQ)

111 We have our primaries for a new governor here in SC on Tuesday. I'm completely at a loss on who to vote for. I've been bombarded with text messages from various campaigns of one candidate sliming the other. With having little record on these people to go by, I can see how the slime machines work on influencing people. It leaves me confused on whom to vote for.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)

112 Top o' the morning to all the horde. Lots of wind and dark ominous looking clouds here last night, resulting in a not very torrential downpour over a brief time. So I watered all the planters this morning. Very peaceful. Hope the neighbors understand my "no pants at dawn" rule.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2026 08:21 AM (X1vwc)

113 huh, never mind ... no double meaning ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2026 08:19 AM (VyBeY)

Nope. It's just Europeons have carbonated lemonade, not still watered like ours. Quite a few YTers have made it and compared it to what "lemonade" is in those benighted countries.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 08:22 AM (1Ff7Z)

114 111 We have our primaries for a new governor here in SC on Tuesday. I'm completely at a loss on who to vote for. I've been bombarded with text messages from various campaigns of one candidate sliming the other. With having little record on these people to go by, I can see how the slime machines work on influencing people. It leaves me confused on whom to vote for.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)

Will you know who won before July 1st?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:22 AM (l3cgK)

115 113 huh, never mind ... no double meaning ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 07, 2026 08:19 AM (VyBeY)

Nope. It's just Europeons have carbonated lemonade, not still watered like ours. Quite a few YTers have made it and compared it to what "lemonade" is in those benighted countries.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 08:22 AM (1Ff7Z)

Root Beer...
My wife's ex-boyfriend was from France, and the first time he saw root beer, he tried it and was unpleasantly surprised it was not beer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:23 AM (l3cgK)

116 Will you know who won before July 1st?...

--

Heh, we can't get rid of Graham, but we at least do that right. Should know by evening who won the R primary.

Graham's up for reelection too, and I won't be voting for him Tuesday. But alas, I fear we will be stuck with this pustule for another 6 years...

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 08:23 AM (qBdHI)

117 Root Beer...
My wife's ex-boyfriend was from France, and the first time he saw root beer, he tried it and was unpleasantly surprised it was not beer...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:23 AM (l3cgK)

Most Euros don't like root beer. They think it tastes like toothpaste. Why the heck would you make tp out of sasparilla instead of mint like nature intended?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 08:25 AM (1Ff7Z)

118 thx clarence, what a cool view!
****

Yes, it is. I did not know there was a camera that could see the pool. It looks like it has been filled now.

Fixing the pool was a no-brainer but PDJT is the only one to do something about it. There have been several projects quietly done and the enemedia says nothing about them.

Posted by: clarence at June 07, 2026 08:26 AM (FLIKO)

119 I am voting for Pamela Evette. She is the Lt. Gov. and I have seen her a couple of times. None of the other candidates have any executive experience.

Miss Lindsay will never get my vote again.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 07, 2026 08:27 AM (qFwJc)

120 Anyone else see the photo of Scott Pelley at the helm of his sailboat that he posted on Instagram and was amplified on 'X' by Variety?

It's laughable.

Legs splayed apart presumably for stability while maintaining a two-handed death grip on the wheel as though he's sailing through a Nor'easter, when the water around him clearly shows a sea state of about a 2 on the Beaufort Scale

https://tinyurl.com/msmnjmjf

Posted by: one hour sober at June 07, 2026 08:28 AM (J4Dwc)

121 The US vice-president is the most outspoken member of an administration evangelistic about encouraging Christian nationalism in the West and opposing an influx of people from other cultures, with a particular focus on the UK.
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Encouraging equal treatment under the law is now "Christian Nationalism" according to Two Tier Kier.

Can we just say "what an asshoe" and have done with him?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2026 08:28 AM (fGoax)

122 I don't have much expectations that the murder in England or naked vote steal in California will do anything in the short term.

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 08:28 AM (Ia/+0)

123 Posted by: Lady in Black at June 07, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)

Nancy Mace is the only one I have heard of, because she is active on X

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 08:31 AM (fE6HJ)

124 >>> Why the heck would you make tp out of sasparilla instead of mint like nature intended?

Totally nuts.

And yet, as a properly cultured American I can use mint toothpaste and still enjoy the flavor of mint in various confection.

Europeans are so unsophisticated.

Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2026 08:31 AM (V0/Sp)

125 I don't have much expectations that the murder in England or naked vote steal in California will do anything in the short term.
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 08:28 AM (Ia/+0)
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So, you're saying, "nothing will happen"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2026 08:31 AM (fGoax)

126 And thanks to Piper for posting or reposting the link to the camera in DC.

Posted by: clarence at June 07, 2026 08:31 AM (FLIKO)

127 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at June 07, 2026 08:32 AM (CJnkZ)

128 Somewhat tech related... anyone else seeing a number of news and such reports popping up with the byline "AI Generated" or similar?
No reporter's name, no other byline...

Posted by: man at June 07, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

129 Anyone else see the photo of Scott Pelley at the helm of his sailboat that he posted on Instagram and was amplified on 'X' by Variety?

It's laughable.
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What you don't see is the photographer, Pelley's "significant other".

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge? at June 07, 2026 08:33 AM (fGoax)

130 Europeans are so unsophisticated.
Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2026 08:31 AM (V0/Sp)

Indeed. Barbarians.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 08:33 AM (1Ff7Z)

131 128 Somewhat tech related... anyone else seeing a number of news and such reports popping up with the byline "AI Generated" or similar?
No reporter's name, no other byline...

Posted by: man at June 07, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

AI generated news is the most accurate news!

Posted by: AI Newscaster at June 07, 2026 08:33 AM (l3cgK)

132 Nancy Mace is the only one I have heard of, because she is active on X
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 08:31 AM (fE6HJ)
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That's certainly one way to describe her

Posted by: Her Therapist at June 07, 2026 08:34 AM (fGoax)

133 My biggest election issue this year is data centers. I am full NIMBY
I might crossover to vote for a Dem locally in fact

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2026 08:35 AM (6U1c2)

134 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 07, 2026 08:36 AM (bfy6w)

135 Somewhat tech related... anyone else seeing a number of news and such reports popping up with the byline "AI Generated" or similar?
No reporter's name, no other byline...
****

It used to be that no name on the article would mean one of the staff would do the writing. Evidently, it seems that it is just someone prompting a program.

Posted by: clarence at June 07, 2026 08:36 AM (FLIKO)

136 Anyone else see the photo of Scott Pelley at the helm of his sailboat that he posted on Instagram and was amplified on 'X' by Variety?

It's laughable.
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There's a blowhard joke there somewhere. But I'm not fully awake yet.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 07, 2026 08:36 AM (Lo97M)

137 Spencer Pratt’s once-comfortable lead in the Los Angeles mayoral primary has been slashed yet again — as a fresh batch of ballots delivered another major boost to progressive City Councilmember Nithya Raman in their race to the November runoff.
~~the California Post
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Just steal it already.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2026 08:38 AM (fGoax)

138 Good morning!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2026 08:38 AM (X8xt3)

139 The internet is dead.

Posted by: And has been for years at June 07, 2026 08:39 AM (CJnkZ)

140 Posted by: Her Therapist"

Rape is bad....

Posted by: man at June 07, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)

141 >>There's a blowhard joke there somewhere. But I'm not fully awake yet.


"Thar he blowwws!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2026 08:40 AM (X8xt3)

142 A French man will say he is French. A Spaniard will say he is Spanish.

The only man that will say he is "European" is a German because they are ashamed of their history.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 07, 2026 08:40 AM (qFwJc)

143 Teardrops fall like rain
Now our passions rise and fall
Seasons pass us by


fin


Posted by: clarence at June 07, 2026 08:40 AM (FLIKO)

144 Florida Peasant

Scott Pelley is the very picture of pompous. And he is gargles commie waste.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

145 IMO, the Dems have turned against data centers because the centers are pushing for small nuclear reactors and not for green power for consumers and stable carbon power for the centers.
Everything is about The Revolution.

Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2026 08:41 AM (8jVAy)

146 137 Spencer Pratt’s once-comfortable lead in the Los Angeles mayoral primary has been slashed yet again — as a fresh batch of ballots delivered another major boost to progressive City Councilmember Nithya Raman in their race to the November runoff.
~~the California Post
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Just steal it already.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2026 08:38 AM (fGoax)

The process is the punishment. Do it too quickly and you don't extract the maximum pain.

Posted by: AI Newscaster at June 07, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)

147 "Just steal it already."

We are doing our best to do that

Posted by: California Demonrats at June 07, 2026 08:41 AM (qFwJc)

148 142 A French man will say he is French. A Spaniard will say he is Spanish.

The only man that will say he is "European" is a German because they are ashamed of their history.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 07, 2026 08:40 AM (qFwJc)

Only because they lost...

Posted by: AI Newscaster at June 07, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)

149 >>The US vice-president is the most outspoken member of an administration evangelistic about encouraging Christian nationalism in the West and opposing an influx of people from other cultures, with a particular focus on the UK.


shorter: Icky Catholic convert is also shamelessly patriotic!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2026 08:42 AM (X8xt3)

150 It was the damn strawberries I'm telling you!

Posted by: Captain Pelley at June 07, 2026 08:42 AM (CJnkZ)

151 PDT is trolling and jerking the iRGC's chain. He said all their frozen assets shoulde be sent UAE, Kuwait and Bahrain for reconstruction from IRGC bombing damages


Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 08:42 AM (5P5DO)

152 151 PDT is trolling and jerking the iRGC's chain. He said all their frozen assets shoulde be sent UAE, Kuwait and Bahrain for reconstruction from IRGC bombing damages


Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 08:42 AM (5P5DO)

You wanna REALLY troll them, send it to Israel to reimburse for their proxies' attacks from Lebannon and Gaza...

Posted by: AI Newscaster at June 07, 2026 08:43 AM (l3cgK)

153 McDonald’s Tests AI-Powered Drive-Thru Ordering System at Five U.S. Locations

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You vill haff der Big Mac and you vill like it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 08:44 AM (ndZc7)

154 140 Posted by: Her Therapist"

Rape is bad....

Posted by: man at June 07, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)

It is? Nobody told me it was bad...

Posted by: Psycho-the-Rapist at June 07, 2026 08:44 AM (l3cgK)

155 Ben Had

*Gasp*

This would start to remove the incentives to be a tyrant and bleed your own country dry for your personal wealth generation.

Deep State will not like this, at all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

156 153 McDonald’s Tests AI-Powered Drive-Thru Ordering System at Five U.S. Locations

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You vill haff der Big Mac and you vill like it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 07, 2026 08:44 AM (ndZc7)

Wait until it makes you buy the anti-Jew Notsee fries...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:45 AM (l3cgK)

157 >>Anyone else see the photo of Scott Pelley at the helm of his sailboat that he posted on Instagram and was amplified on 'X' by Variety?

Nice boat. Morris 36 I believe.

Selling your soul can be profitable.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)

158 Sorry, I'm out of commission today.

Posted by: The AI-Powered Ice Cream Machine at June 07, 2026 08:47 AM (CJnkZ)

159 100 Billion + has been frozen in Economic Fury so far.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2026 08:47 AM (5P5DO)

160 So, to an outsider, California elections look like they keep unearthing "ballots" and counting them until they get the answer they want, and only then do they stop and declare the "winner". Like in Philadelphia, but without all the subsequent indictments.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2026 08:48 AM (fGoax)

161 Wait until it makes you buy the anti-Jew Notsee fries...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:45 AM (l3cgK)
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Arbeit Macht Fries! 🍟

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 08:50 AM (kpS4V)

162 100 Billion what? Popsicles?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 07, 2026 08:51 AM (CJnkZ)

163 >>So, to an outsider, California elections look like they keep unearthing "ballots" and counting them until they get the answer they want, and only then do they stop and declare the "winner".


Yup.
Worse, the ballot ratios post election day are completely different than those cast on or before election day. Nithya Raman was training third, but magically, she's now by far the biggest vote-getter, ensuring she overtakes Pratt without nearing Bass.

WEIRD!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2026 08:52 AM (X8xt3)

164 Nice boat. Morris 36 I believe.

Selling your soul can be profitable.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)
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Only the best for the self-satisfied commentariat.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2026 08:52 AM (fGoax)

165 161 Wait until it makes you buy the anti-Jew Notsee fries...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:45 AM (l3cgK)
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Arbeit Macht Fries! 🍟

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 07, 2026 08:50 AM (kpS4V)

Indeed!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:53 AM (l3cgK)

166 So, to an outsider, California elections look like they keep unearthing "ballots" and counting them until they get the answer they want, and only then do they stop and declare the "winner". Like in Philadelphia, but without all the subsequent indictments.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Funny how the count drags on and on and on. But as soon as the dim goes in front, the counting is over and the dim won.
Every single time.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 07, 2026 08:53 AM (Lo97M)

167 Morning all.

82 years +1 day.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2026 08:53 AM (lwhHh)

168 Article at American Thinker explains how California slow roles, makes good bank out of slow rolling vote counts and makes sure their candidate they support wins

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 08:54 AM (Ia/+0)

169 Yup.
Worse, the ballot ratios post election day are completely different than those cast on or before election day. Nithya Raman was training third, but magically, she's now by far the biggest vote-getter, ensuring she overtakes Pratt without nearing Bass.

WEIRD!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2026 08:52 AM (X8xt3)
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I'm pretty sure that there's a conspiracy between Bass and Raman. Raman will be handsomely rewarded with a consolation prize for throwing the final race to Bass.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2026 08:55 AM (gnNyN)

170 163 >>So, to an outsider, California elections look like they keep unearthing "ballots" and counting them until they get the answer they want, and only then do they stop and declare the "winner".


Yup.
Worse, the ballot ratios post election day are completely different than those cast on or before election day. Nithya Raman was training third, but magically, she's now by far the biggest vote-getter, ensuring she overtakes Pratt without nearing Bass.

WEIRD!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2026 08:52 AM (X8xt3)

It takes a great deal of coordination to get so many people (living, dead, illegal, imaginary) into one small address for voting purposes. How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? How many voters can reside in a one-bedroom apartment?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:55 AM (l3cgK)

171 Wait. Cheap Asian noodles are on the ballot?
Californians are weird.

Posted by: East Coaster at June 07, 2026 08:55 AM (CJnkZ)

172 167 Morning all.

82 years +1 day.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2026 08:53 AM (lwhHh)

Happy belated birthday! You share a birthday with my Dad, whose 100th was yesterday (he passed less than 5 years ago).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:56 AM (l3cgK)

173 Happy belated birthday! You share a birthday with my Dad, whose 100th was yesterday (he passed less than 5 years ago).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Not my bday. D Day.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2026 08:57 AM (lwhHh)

174 Make California a territory again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2026 08:57 AM (qFVoe)

175 Wait. Cheap Asian noodles are on the ballot?
Californians are weird.
Posted by: East Coaster at June 07, 2026 08:55 AM (CJnkZ)

No, no. That's Ramune. It's some crazy Japanese drink.


Hm. I really didn't need the adjective before Japanese, did I?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 08:57 AM (1Ff7Z)

176 173 Happy belated birthday! You share a birthday with my Dad, whose 100th was yesterday (he passed less than 5 years ago).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Not my bday. D Day.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2026 08:57 AM (lwhHh)

Oh. D-day was Dad's 18th birthday...he was inducted a few months later...high school class of 1944...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 08:58 AM (l3cgK)

177 Make California a territory again.
Posted by: Anna Puma


This. Until they get their shit together.

No statehood for you! Come back. One year!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2026 08:58 AM (lwhHh)

178 Wonton Soup would have been a better candidate than Bass Raman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2026 08:58 AM (qFVoe)

179 Oh. D-day was Dad's 18th birthday...he was inducted a few months later...high school class of 1944...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Oh wow. Salute! 🫡

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2026 08:59 AM (lwhHh)

180 I am watching the Covid era Bengals Titans game. After the game, the players are mingling as usual but Burrow is 6’ from his interviewer.
Gah, what stupid time

Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2026 09:00 AM (T8bqm)

181 175 Wait. Cheap Asian noodles are on the ballot?
Californians are weird.
Posted by: East Coaster at June 07, 2026 08:55 AM (CJnkZ)

No, no. That's Ramune. It's some crazy Japanese drink.


Hm. I really didn't need the adjective before Japanese, did I?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 07, 2026 08:57 AM (1Ff7Z)

Japan: the land of tentacle pron, eyeball licking, and weird vending machine products...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:00 AM (l3cgK)

182 Book thread up.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 07, 2026 09:01 AM (NcvvS)

183 178 Wonton Soup would have been a better candidate than Bass Raman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2026 08:58 AM (qFVoe)

That Bass Ramen is the fishy dish...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:01 AM (l3cgK)

184 Bring your reading glasses and head upstairs
BOOK NOOD

Ow where are my glasses?

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 09:01 AM (Ia/+0)

185 184 Bring your reading glasses and head upstairs
BOOK NOOD

Ow where are my glasses?

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 09:01 AM (Ia/+0)

Prolly on yer head...but it'll be the last place you look, because it would be stupid to keep looking after you've found them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2026 09:02 AM (l3cgK)

186 Skip

Where are my pants?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 07, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)

187 I know there are a lot of flavors of Ramen available, but I've never heard of Nithya.

Posted by: East Coaster at June 07, 2026 09:04 AM (CJnkZ)

188 Speaking of the newly painted reflecting pool on the mall in DC, I'm old enough to remember Wilbert Mills wading in it with the floozy late at night. He was a congressman who played around, and in modern times we would probably have videos of it.

Posted by: Colin at June 07, 2026 09:16 AM (CiQE7)

189 112 Top o' the morning to all the horde. ... Hope the neighbors understand my "no pants at dawn" rule.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2026 08:21 AM (X1vwc)

; )

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 11:00 AM (6wpGE)

190 Thanks Pixy, and to the Horde support.
I was able to fix my browser issue mentioned yesterday.
After spending about an hour through the week trying to fix it I restarted with most simple ones suggested yesterday.
When I went into settings of clean Chrome browser, there was an alert that once clicked resolved the issue. I'd spent much more time earlier in Brave & Windows settings.
Link from Comrade Flounder saved much more aggravation.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at June 07, 2026 05:19 AM (KaHlS)

Glad you hot it resolved. And yes, Windows is a relative time suck.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2026 11:50 AM (dK+Kv)

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School is out, summer is in. Time for some backyard barbecue and quality time spent with good people in good places.

Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino (with a dash of guest Doggo tonight!). We built this place for you so you can have some fun. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Jerks need not enter the premises (the moose out front will keep watch).

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Double Positive

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative." A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right."

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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

Every Psychic I ever visited was either a bit depressed or way too excitable..
It's really hard to find the happy Medium

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Can see the future. Needs a bike lock for their sign? Apparently they already knew what was coming.


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Drink of the Night

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Rum Forest Rum

1 Dash Bitters
1 1/4 oz. Champagne
1 oz Rum
1 1/4 oz. Vermouth

- Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes
- Add all ingredients, shake till perfectly chilled
- Fill glass and dream of ways to make evil Jenny miserable

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Club ONT Department of Potentially Unlikely Electoral Outcomes

Anyone want to be Mayor?

New York village to vote for mayor with a blank ballot

A village on New York's Long Island is facing a highly unusual mayoral election after no candidates registered to run for the office.

Bayville Mayor Steve Minicozzi announced in April that he would not be seeking reelection, and Christopher Vivona, the village's deputy clerk-treasurer, confirmed no one else registered to run.

Vivona said June 16 will mark the first time he knows of that the village of approximately 7,000 people will go to the polls to vote for mayor with a blank ballot.

Officials said the election will be decided by write-in votes. John Taylor, who ran against Minicozzi in 2022, said he would be willing to serve if he gains enough write-in votes.

"[If] some guy comes up there with 50 of his friends, he's your mayor," Watson told NBC New York. "If 100 people get one write in each it's a tie. So it's a strange situation."

Any Morons live in Bayville?

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Club ONT Updated Password Security Requirements

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Club ONT Department of Aerodynamics

Aerodynamic Beaver would be a great name for a band.

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Club ONT Department of Aviation News

End of an era

VMA-223 celebrates sundown as Marine Corps' final Harrier squadron

Marine Attack Squadron (VMA) 223, known as "the Bulldogs," celebrated the conclusion of nearly 40 years of operational history with the AV-8B Harrier II during a public ceremony at Marine Corps Air Station Cherry Point, Wednesday. The ceremony marked an important moment in time for VMA-223 and also signaled the end of an era for Marine Corps aviation as the service continues its transition to an all-5th generation tactical aircraft fleet.

Colloquially known as a "jump jet" for its ability to take off and land within short distances, the AV-8B is a V/STOL aircraft designed to support the Marine Air Ground Task Force commander by destroying surface targets and escorting friendly aircraft. The AV-8B's lethality and V/STOL capability made it uniquely suited for deployments in support of Marine Expeditionary Units (MEUs). VMA-223's final detachment of Harriers to support a MEU returned to Marine Corps Air Station Cherry Point last month after supporting operations with the 22nd Marine Expeditionary Unit in the Caribbean.

In fiscal year 2028 VMA-223 is scheduled to reactivate as Marine Fighter Attack Squadron (VMFA)-223 and will begin flying the F-35B Lightning II. VMA-223 is the last Marine Corps squadron to operate the Harrier.

Farewell Harrier.

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Smarty for Club ONT Smarties

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History of Smarties. Now we are talking!

This all sounds like a fairly unsurprising origin story, save for one thing - the original candies were made using old wartime pellet machines designed to compress gunpowder into ammunition. That's right! Instead of making bullets, Dee made candy.

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A bit of old school rock this evening.



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1 Explosive terrifying clickbait scientists can't explain and they don't want you to see hidden for years that changes the course of human history forever. And it's aliens.

https://youtu.be/2Gg6Seob5Mg

Posted by: mindful webworker - essential non-entity at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (dn9xm)

2 Yay

Posted by: four seasons at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (x4yF4)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (jnTpz)

4 Eighty-two years ago today, thousands of ordinary young men from America, Britain, Canada, and other nations climbed down into landing craft and headed straight into hell on the beaches of Normandy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (0kM66)

5 Wut!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2026 10:02 PM (uTEOj)

6 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 06, 2026 10:02 PM (2C9lS)

7 ONT

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 10:03 PM (fE6HJ)

8 Almost famous - almost first!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 10:03 PM (3mtTi)

9 With! A bride...never first😐

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2026 10:03 PM (uTEOj)

10 Thing is... when you blow the margins... you can pretend it's something else.
When CharlieBrownsDildo makes you toss the salad, though...

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 10:03 PM (gKWVE)

11 LOL, Dagen on last night's Gutfeld! said Platner had a "Totenkopf tit". 😆

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 10:04 PM (kpS4V)

12 Yay! Saturday ONT ! Second only to Friday ONT in the pantheon of ONTs.

Thank you Ds

Still counting ballots here in California, but the weather was perfect today!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 06, 2026 10:04 PM (QGaXH)

13 Smarties?

Oh, right I remember them being mentioned in the book Bimbos of the Death Sun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:04 PM (2GVsD)

14 Aerodynamic Beaver would be a great name for a band.


I don't even want to know what happens when someone orders 'flaps down'.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2026 10:05 PM (jnTpz)

15 I had no idea Smarties are an English candy. No wonder they have no flavor.

Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2026 10:05 PM (VJX5o)

16 Came across this meme, and immediately thought of nurse ratched and BeckoningChasm.

I want to be like my cat and just slap the shit out of everything that irritates me.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:05 PM (qx7Zg)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 10:05 PM (kpS4V)

18 Smarties are the weak sisters to SweeTarts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 10:06 PM (kpS4V)

19 Electric Avenue is one of those songs like Henley's All She Wants To Do Is Dance. Or Born In The USA
Everyone just knows the chorus.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 10:06 PM (gKWVE)

20 Why can't I find photos of the completed Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool project? I've searched images and videos in Google, DuckDuckGo, Bing, etc. and can't find any pics.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 10:07 PM (X+xvk)

21 Smarties are the weak sisters to SweeTarts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 10:06 PM (kpS4V)

I could eat myself into a sugar coma with either of those.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 10:07 PM (snZF9)

22 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 06, 2026 10:07 PM (+9wcF)

23 tcn in ak got 5 of this week's Top 10 comments?

Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for ONE of my comments to make the list....

***taps foot impatiently, cries into non alcoholic beverage***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 06, 2026 10:07 PM (2C9lS)

24 Saturday Night Club ONT - June 6, 2026 [D Squared]

Oh come on! You guys aren't L7.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

25 Eighty-four years ago, the Imperial Japanese Fleet with Admiral Isoruko Yamamato in command slunk away in the night after losing four aircraft carriers and one "cheat cruiser" to the American Pacific Fleet under the command of Admiral Raymond Spruance.

It was a little place called Midway.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:07 PM (2GVsD)

26 What the bold heck is going on?

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 06, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

27 Jerks need not enter the premises (the moose out front will keep watch).

Ah, phooey. Guess I'll wait for the Book Thread....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

28 Good evening morons и слава Двоим!

I have a little tray of Sweettarts right here. I stock up at Walgreen's on Senior Day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

29 The Go-Go's - Vacation - sounds like some Saturday morning cartoon theme. Don't know what the lyrics were.

Posted by: mindful webworker - or something like a Schoolhouse Rock song at June 06, 2026 10:08 PM (dn9xm)

30 18 Smarties are the weak sisters to SweeTarts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 10:06 PM (kpS4V)

You kids are cute

Posted by: Giant Pixie Sticks at June 06, 2026 10:08 PM (w/O5Q)

31 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 10:09 PM (bfy6w)

32 Yay! Saturday ONT ! Second only to Friday ONT in the pantheon of ONTs.

Thank you Ds

Still counting ballots here in California, but the weather was perfect today!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 06, 2026 10:04 PM (QGaXH)

Do the new ballots still get delivered by Buicks, or did they upgrade to Cadillac sedans for a trunk?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:09 PM (qx7Zg)

33 Evening, D-squared, and NT Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 10:09 PM (1z8ji)

34 The Go-Go's - Vacation - sounds like some Saturday morning cartoon theme. Don't know what the lyrics were.

"Our lips are sealed."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:09 PM (2GVsD)

35 An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day.
===

Internationally Acclaimed Douchebag Noam Cho sky?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

36 The Go-Go's - Vacation - sounds like some Saturday morning cartoon theme. Don't know what the lyrics were.

Posted by: mindful webworker - or something like a Schoolhouse Rock song at June 06, 2026 10:08 PM (dn9xm)

Nobody of good breeding knows those lyrics. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 10:10 PM (snZF9)

37 I have an honest question. Did any US Harrier ever fire a shot in anger?

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 06, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)

38 !

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2026 10:10 PM (R+iUD)

39 I'm feeling pretty bold tonight! The fortune teller made me want to do a "same as in town" joke, but I see inflation has made itself known...

Posted by: RandomDave at June 06, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)

40 tcn in ak got 5 of this week's Top 10 comments?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth


I was wondering why the CoBs were all wearing shiny new Crocs.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

41 Smarties are the weak sisters to SweeTarts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 10:06 PM (kpS4V)

You kids are cute

Posted by: Giant Pixie Sticks at June 06, 2026 10:08 PM (w/O5Q)

All hail the Straw of Awe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 10:11 PM (snZF9)

42 Marine Attack Squadron (VMA) 223, known as "the Bulldogs," celebrated the conclusion of nearly 40 years of operational history with the AV-8B Harrier II during a public ceremony at Marine Corps Air Station Cherry Point, Wednesday. The ceremony marked an important moment in time for VMA-223 and also signaled the end of an era for Marine Corps aviation as the service continues its transition to an all-5th generation tactical aircraft fleet.
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Should have tricked them out to be UAVs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 10:11 PM (/lPRQ)

43 Good evening Horde! Hello to all Club patrons.

Posted by: TRex - Club ONT doorman dino at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (afA7R)

44 34 "Our lips are sealed."
Posted by: Anna Puma

36 Nobody of good breeding knows those lyrics. lol
Posted by: Berserker


The dreaded Hordemind self-own.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

45 Bananarama were the British Go-Gos

Posted by: it's a cruel summer at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (gKWVE)

46 I have an honest question. Did any US Harrier ever fire a shot in anger?

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 06, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)

Only in an Ahnold movie. He sent a muslim through a building.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (snZF9)

47 Sorry I'm late, I thought the bottlecap was a twist off.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (/ly7b)

48 USMC Harriers flew both during Desert Storm and the later Global War on Terror.

British Harriers, a little thing called Operation Corporate in the South Atlantic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)

49 Eighty-four years ago, the Imperial Japanese Fleet with Admiral Isoruko Yamamato in command slunk away in the night after losing four aircraft carriers and one "cheat cruiser" to the American Pacific Fleet under the command of Admiral Raymond Spruance.

Posted by: Anna Puma

*Ring, ring*

Operator "Hold for The Emperor"

Admiral Yamamoto "(天皇陛下 Your Majesty the Emperor"

Emperor Hirohito "So, how'd it go?"

Yamamoto "Um. . . . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2026 10:13 PM (jnTpz)

50 Eighty-four years ago, the Imperial Japanese Fleet with Admiral Isoruko Yamamato in command slunk away in the night after losing four aircraft carriers and one "cheat cruiser" to the American Pacific Fleet under the command of Admiral Raymond Spruance.

It was a little place called Midway.


It's onry a fresh wound!

Posted by: Admiral Isoruko Yamamato at June 06, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t)

51 Thanks for the Saturday Night Club ONT, D Squared (plus Doggo)!

The Moron comments are outstanding!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 06, 2026 10:13 PM (D/6p1)

52 Very nice ONT, D Squared.

However, if you think those tunes are OLD rock, I've got lots of news for you!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 06, 2026 10:13 PM (Jr+re)

53 Dagen on last night's Gutfeld! said Platner had a "Totenkopf tit". 😆
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 10:04 PM (kpS4V)
=====

Does she hate Todd Pirro or what?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

54 Club ONT is brought to you tonight by playing kids birthday parties

Nyango Star is awesome.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:14 PM (VHUov)

55 Here's a different take on astrological signs.

https://tinyurl.com/29ajcuba

Includes kudzu, front porch, and the Mason jar.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:14 PM (qx7Zg)

56 There's been 2 bright lights in the night sky fairly close to each other
I am not a stargazer do I have no idea what they are

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 10:14 PM (fE6HJ)

57 @23 It's politics Teresa, all politics. A large donation may help.

Posted by: Case at June 06, 2026 10:14 PM (4Pn+V)

58 So...Ten in AK gets five of the top ten COTW???
Sheesh!
Who's counting these things? The LA Elections Committee?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 10:15 PM (2WIwB)

59 Good evening, Club goers.

Posted by: scampydog - occasional contributor at June 06, 2026 10:15 PM (41CYW)

60 Eighty-two years ago today, thousands of ordinary young men from America, Britain, Canada, and other nations climbed down into landing craft and headed straight into hell on the beaches of Normandy
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (0kM66)

And now, the descendants of many of these people are surrendering their countries without a fight, or are actively aiding the spiritual heirs of the Austrian.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

61 I'm only basking in tcn's reflected glory.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)

62 In a more serious vein, I am pondering reporting two Japanese sellers to eBay.

Both are selling an anime cel. Which is way cool. Except both cels have the same freaking sequence code in the upper right corner, the image is identical, and both have the same colored douga sketch.

That is impossible.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:17 PM (2GVsD)

63 >>> 56 There's been 2 bright lights in the night sky fairly close to each other
I am not a stargazer do I have no idea what they are
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 10:14 PM (fE6HJ)

ALIENS!!!!!




... in the west just after sunset? Jupiter and Venus.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2026 10:17 PM (R+iUD)

64 Anyone want to be Mayor?

I'm mayor in my oh so awesome mind.
Yeah baby!
Hi lovely Ds....for what it's worth...🦖 DOOF!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2026 10:17 PM (uTEOj)

65 So...Ten in AK gets five of the top ten COTW???
Sheesh!
Who's counting these things? The LA Elections Committee?
Posted by: Diogenes
******
Obviously not, or we wouldn't have the results until August!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at June 06, 2026 10:17 PM (afA7R)

66 Why can't I find photos of the completed Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool project? I've searched images and videos in Google, DuckDuckGo, Bing, etc. and can't find any pics.
Posted by: Sam Adams

Like taking a picture of a mirror - all you see is what it is reflecting.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ)

67 "I fear that we have awakened a sleeping giant, and finger-poked him in both eyes and cranked his nose with a pipe wrench."

Posted by: Isaroku "Curly" Yamamoto at June 06, 2026 10:17 PM (u/oMr)

68 Sorry I'm late, I thought the bottlecap was a twist off.
Posted by: tankdemon


That's a chuckleworthy one, tanks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - struggling with churchkey at June 06, 2026 10:18 PM (dn9xm)

69 I have an honest question. Did any US Harrier ever fire a shot in anger?

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 06, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)


We had them in Somalia.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

70 And now, the descendants of many of these people are surrendering their countries without a fight, or are actively aiding the spiritual heirs of the Austrian.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)
=====

Yes, the irony certainly dampens the memory.

EU > Das dritten Reich

but not by very much.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)

71 However, if you think those tunes are OLD rock, I've got lots of news for you!
Posted by: LRob in OK


In the 80s and 90s, the "oldies station" played rock music from the 50s and 60s.

So, in the 2020s.....

Posted by: mikeski adjusts his ear-trumpet at June 06, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)

72 There's been 2 bright lights in the night sky fairly close to each other
I am not a stargazer do I have no idea what they are
Posted by: vmom deport deport depor
------------
Careful, if those lights blink at you like Christmas lights (white ones, of course), it means you have been selected.

Posted by: scampydog - occasional contributor at June 06, 2026 10:20 PM (41CYW)

73 So...Ten in AK gets five of the top ten COTW???
Sheesh!
Who's counting these things? The LA Elections Committee?
Posted by: Diogenes
******
Obviously not, or we wouldn't have the results until August!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at June 06, 2026 10:17 PM (afA7R)

***

Point taken.
I was thinking they all arrived in last nights ballot drop.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)

74 in the west just after sunset? Jupiter and Venus.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2026 10:17 PM (R+iUD)

Thank you!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 10:20 PM (fE6HJ)

75 Posted by: Giant Pixie Sticks at June 06, 2026 10:08 PM (w/O5Q)

(shoves message through window from outside the club)

Is it really a Pixie stick if it's giant? Pixie's are small.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)

76 That book was fun, especially trying to match up the charcters to real life. There were a few...

Posted by: Lirio100 at June 06, 2026 10:20 PM (ky7/T)

77 Sorry I'm late, I thought the bottlecap was a twist off.
Posted by: tankdemon

If you turn it enough it will come off.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 10:21 PM (/lPRQ)

78 Eighty-two years ago today, thousands of ordinary young men from America, Britain, Canada, and other nations climbed down into landing craft and headed straight into hell on the beaches of Normandy
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (0kM66)

Eighty-two years ago today, thousands of ordinary young men from America, Britain, Canada, and other nations climbed down into landing craft and broke the laws of physics when Normandy didn't go black hole from the collective mass of those huge balls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 10:21 PM (snZF9)

79 Sorry I'm late, I thought the bottlecap was a twist off.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (/ly7b)


How’s your hand?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZVgZ4)

80 66 Why can't I find photos of the completed Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool project? I've searched images and videos in Google, DuckDuckGo, Bing, etc. and can't find any pics.
Posted by: Sam Adams

Like taking a picture of a mirror - all you see is what it is reflecting.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

***************

I'm guessing it looks spectacular. If it looked bad, the pictures and video would be everywhere.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 10:22 PM (X+xvk)

81 Does she hate Todd Pirro or what?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
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They all do! The poor guy tries too hard.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kpS4V)

82 The message of the Japanese Emperor to his subjects after every major Japanese city had been reduced to ashes, two cities were nuked, 19 American carriers sat offshore from the home islands launching air raids at will, the entire Japanese empire had been rolled back to the shores of Honshu, and Japanese civilians were starving, was a classic gem of understatement:

"The direction of the war has not gone entirely to Japan's advantage..."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2026 10:23 PM (u/oMr)

83 Attended a priest's orientation today. Just a lovely ceremony. He was raised Jewish and has a VERY traditionally Jewish last name. To hear him introduced as something akin to 'Father Epstein' was a scream.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2026 10:23 PM (jnTpz)

84 Harriers are British. I never did like that fact. (Rolls Royce does make a great jet engine though)

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 10:24 PM (GseMx)

85 Meme:

MERCUROCHROME WASN'T JUST MEDICINE.

IT WAS A BRIGHT RED BADGE OF HONOR.

MOM PAINTED IT ON YOUR OPEN WOUND, IT BURNED LIKE BATTERY ACID, AND YOU WENT RIGHT BACK OUTSIDE TO PLAY.

After a few times, you didn't bother Mom unless it was bad.

(Yep, I need to find an iPad app to correct case.)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:25 PM (qx7Zg)

86 Here's a different take on astrological signs.…
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Not to be competitive or anything, but gotta use these hooks when I get 'em:
My own take, from a while back. Currently, we're in Xerograff.

Zordiac
Conditions may vary depending on your hemisphere.

https://bit.ly/zordiac

Posted by: mindful webworker - illustrated at June 06, 2026 10:25 PM (dn9xm)

87 I'm just to shy here....
I surely love this ONT.

I simply can't keep up...
I so dig you guys...gonna step out and lurk...😧

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2026 10:25 PM (uTEOj)

88 Today is my MIL's birthday. Went visit her and my husband asked her some questions about family history. A few interesting things came up.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VCgbV)

89 I would not want Dagen McDowell mad at me she terrifies me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)

90 In the 80s and 90s, the "oldies station" played rock music from the 50s and 60s.

So, in the 2020s.....

Posted by: mikeski adjusts his ear-trumpet at June 06, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)

..they play led zeppelin to sell cars to geezers

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 10:25 PM (snZF9)

91 HELENA HANDBASKET!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 10:26 PM (A5RD0)

92 Evenin’, All. Happy Saturday night.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:26 PM (77rzZ)

93 "The direction of the war has not gone entirely to Japan's advantage..."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2026 10:23 PM (u/oMr)


Could have gone better.

Posted by: George Armstrong Custer at June 06, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE)

94 >>> 90 Today is my MIL's birthday. Went visit her and my husband asked her some questions about family history. A few interesting things came up.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VCgbV)

We should compare notes...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2026 10:27 PM (R+iUD)

95 NURSE!!!

Hazel cat says Purr.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2026 10:27 PM (R+iUD)

96 81 66 Why can't I find photos of the completed Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool project? I've searched images and videos in Google, DuckDuckGo, Bing, etc. and can't find any pics.
Posted by: Sam Adams
---

It's not completed until it's filled with water.

https://tinyurl.com/bdek4rw5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 10:27 PM (0kM66)

97 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)

98 Let's face it. Tcn got so many in the top 10 for simple reporting on her crazy vacation.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:28 PM (qx7Zg)

99 Attended a priest's orientation today. Just a lovely ceremony. He was raised Jewish and has a VERY traditionally Jewish last name. To hear him introduced as something akin to 'Father Epstein' was a scream.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2026 10:23 PM (jnTpz)
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People think Gutfeld is Jewish

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

100 Searched YooToob on "Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool" and got several hits.

Here's Trump holding up a photo of it.🤪
https://youtu.be/ks46Aasx24Y

Posted by: mindful webworker - i got yer picture at June 06, 2026 10:29 PM (dn9xm)

101 Boobs!
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)

That was covered in the last thread. Sorry you missed it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)

102 People think Gutfeld is Jewish

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

Hitler's mentor was named Rosenberg.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 10:29 PM (GseMx)

103 Heh...Bayville, NY is where Rick Pitino and Jackie Martling grew up.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2026 10:30 PM (dIske)

104 Why can't I find photos of the completed Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool project? I've searched images and videos in Google, DuckDuckGo, Bing, etc. and can't find any pics.
Posted by: Sam Adams


The last time I walked along it, it was vile.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 10:30 PM (2WIwB)

105 Any aircraft that embraces STOL or VTOL always comes off looking odd.

The Rockwell XFV-12A was such an example that seemed to have escaped the comics page.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:30 PM (2GVsD)

106 63 >>> 56 There's been 2 bright lights in the night sky fairly close to each other
I am not a stargazer do I have no idea what they are
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 10:14 PM (fE6HJ)

ALIENS!!!!!




... in the west just after sunset? Jupiter and Venus.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket



Jupiter is ever so slowly getting closer to that dirty little hussy, Venus.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 10:31 PM (bfy6w)

107 tcn produces quality unlike you slackers!

Type monkeys, type!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

108 103 Damn, so am I.

Didn’t know boob talk was allowed in the gun thread.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ)

109 To hear him introduced as something akin to 'Father Epstein' was a scream.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2026 10:23 PM (jnTpz)


Sounds like Saint Leibowitz from A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter Miller.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2026 10:32 PM (ZVgZ4)

110 It's not completed until it's filled with water.

https://tinyurl.com/bdek4rw5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

************************

Thank you. I would swear I saw pictures of them beginning to refill the pool several days ago.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 10:32 PM (X+xvk)

111 I just knew there'd be a psychic picture tonight.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)

112 COMM

I love you, sweet lady. Can I join you in the corner at out little wobbly table? Rat sends his love. He’s having a …. Struggle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 10:32 PM (ikoqu)

113 Today is my MIL's birthday. Went visit her and my husband asked her some questions about family history. A few interesting things came up.
Posted by: lin-duh

We should compare notes...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

My wife's grandmother had an illegitimate son in the middle of all of her other children with a cousin's husband. I tried to draw the whole thing out once but nah. . . . too weird.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2026 10:32 PM (jnTpz)

114 I served in the Army. I honestly wonder how I would have faced something like D-Day, or Anzio, or the numerous Pacific island landings.

Every man has that moment, I think: "No way, man!" Or, "Fuck it! Let's go!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)

115 Canadian Smarties are THE BEST. Chocolate shelled candy slightly less harder shells than M&Ms. And when they had big boxes, you could use them to make noise.

I'm in my computer room, half below ground level and I'm on the computer. Snowflake just came up to the window, looked in and meowed to come in. She's inside now on top of the bookcase looking outside, Ralphy the dog is sleeping on his quilt and blanket. Cute scene.

Back to my projects. Everyone have a great night and rest of the weekend.

I finally turned my AC on in my part of Canada. There were 2 days a while back but now it's getting hot....

Good night.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 06, 2026 10:33 PM (Sco7b)

116 The last time I walked along it, it was vile.

Somalis coming ashore?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:35 PM (2GVsD)

117 110 103 Damn, so am I.

Didn’t know boob talk was allowed in the gun thread.
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ)

Movie thread, Bulg. 80's movies.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:35 PM (qx7Zg)

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt)

119 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)

For me I'd have to have reconcile with myself that I'm going to die in order for me to function freely.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 10:36 PM (GseMx)

120 *Sticks tongue out at YouTube*

Thanks for the reminder, Art Garfunkel singing "Bright Eyes" for Watership Down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:37 PM (2GVsD)

121 So the gun thread is also a movie thread and a boob thread?

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

122 You’re such a sweet man, Statelss.

You do know the Snowflake has chosen her person…..

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 10:37 PM (ikoqu)

123 Now I have Virginia Madsen reciting the info dump at the start of Dune.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:38 PM (2GVsD)

124 I served in the Army. I honestly wonder how I would have faced something like D-Day, or Anzio, or the numerous Pacific island landings.

Every man has that moment, I think: "No way, man!" Or, "Fuck it! Let's go!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)


My father-in-law had three landings in the Pacific. He didn't talk much about them other than to say you just got inside yourself and went out and did your job. Essentially his thinking was if your time was up, your time was up.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 10:38 PM (2WIwB)

125 It's not completed until it's filled with water.
https://tinyurl.com/bdek4rw5
Posted by: Braenyard

Thank you. I would swear I saw pictures of them beginning to refill the pool several days ago.
Posted by: Sam Adams


I'm working as fast as I can!

Posted by: henchman with a 5-gallon bucket at June 06, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

126 What do you call a rich psychic who works at a bank?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 10:39 PM (GseMx)

127 So the gun thread is also a movie thread and a boob thread?

And a floor wax.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)

128 120
Posted by: Don Black
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That type of comment usually shows up LATER at the Club.

Posted by: scampydog - occasional contributor at June 06, 2026 10:39 PM (41CYW)

129 So the gun thread is also a movie thread and a boob thread?

And a floor wax.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)

And a spacecraft sealant - but only on Saturdays.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:40 PM (qx7Zg)

130 Carolina scored 3 goals in 39 seconds

4-3 Vegas 3rd

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:40 PM (ZxPkt)

131 *Blinks*

An orchestra performing "99 Luftballoon"? Vas ist?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:41 PM (2GVsD)

132 So the gun thread is also a movie thread and a boob thread?
Posted by: Bulg


All threads are movie threads and boob threads.

But the official gub thread is on Sundays, not Saturdays.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

133 Anna's youtube recommendations are weirder than mine.

And that's saying something.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

134 Just putting it out there

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

135 Mikeski

#62

Ano?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)

136 128 OK, tell us.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ)

137 124 You’re such a sweet man, Statelss.

You do know the Snowflake has chosen her person…..

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 10:37 PM (ikoqu)

Thanks nurse. Now just because she comes in, sleeps with Ralphy and I until 2 or 4 am then goes outside...oh wait. lol.

I did see 'Zombeavers.' It was alright. We'll see how 'Catnado' is.

Have a very happy week!
All of you.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 06, 2026 10:42 PM (Sco7b)

138
Conjunction of Venus and Jupiter will occur on the 8th (or the 9th, I forget). But according to the stupid weather forecasts, it's likely going to be cloudy and I won't be able to see Jack. Hell, it's been clouding up every evening before sunset for the past week, and I haven't been able to watch Venus closing in on Jove.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2026 10:42 PM (w6EFb)

139
A teller

Posted by: four seasons at June 06, 2026 10:42 PM (x4yF4)

140 Every man has that moment, I think: "No way, man!" Or, "Fuck it! Let's go!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian


Never go first.

In the jungle let the other guy take point to clear out the spider webs.
In a landing let the other guy show you it's not too deep.

Minefields... bayonette charge... crossing a rickety old bridge.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)

141 Gosh nurse!
I so love when you stroll over here!
So many cheers!
Love you sweet girl!
*watch out for that wobbly stool*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2026 10:43 PM (uTEOj)

142 So remember those safety briefings about "never work with heavy gauge wire stringing fences and arbors because the ends will whip when you slip and will rip your callouses off your hands"?

. . . So today when I was stringing new wire on my grape arbors . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 10:43 PM (rbvCR)

143 128 OK, tell us.
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ

I thought it was obvious.

Fortune Teller

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 10:43 PM (GseMx)

144 Just putting it out there
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

(shoves message through the window)

Dude, there are ladies present.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

145 San Franpsycho, is "Glory to the Two" a reference to the two-headed anime eagle on 86-EightySix?

"и слава Двоим!"

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 10:44 PM (X+xvk)

146 In the 80s and 90s, the "oldies station" played rock music from the 50s and 60s.

Antique malls play 70s and 80s music because they know their audience -- late boomers and early Xers who remember the crap their parents and grandparents had around the house. Last weekend we were in one and the music was "Walk Like an Egyptian."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2026 10:44 PM (vTZFs)

147 135 Anna's youtube recommendations are weirder than mine.

And that's saying something.
Posted by: mikeski
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That's for sure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 10:44 PM (0kM66)

148 *sits down*

*falls over*

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (cqahf)

149 Just finished watching . . . And Justice For All, and kind of dramatic black comedy with Al Pacino as a beleaguered defense lawyer in the Baltimore of 1979. Fine, affecting stuff. I'm no Pacino fan, though I acknowledge that he is a solid actor. But he was good in this. He often plays guys who are bizarre in some fashion. In this one, he is the sane, ethical, moral person, while nearly everybody around him is cracked, unethical, amoral, or close to nuts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)

150 Was the Hindenburg Jewish?

Posted by: Case at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (4Pn+V)

151 Anna's youtube recommendations are weirder than mine.

And that's saying something.
Posted by: mikeski
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That's for sure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 10:44 PM (0kM66)

You guys are getting Viking Rap/hip-hop tracks as well?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (qx7Zg)

152 Sorry, I don’t get the fortune-teller joke. Just doesn’t make sense to me.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (77rzZ)

153 My father-in-law had three landings in the Pacific. He didn't talk much about them other than to say you just got inside yourself and went out and did your job. Essentially his thinking was if your time was up, your time was up.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 10:38 PM (2WIwB)

I think that's where training comes in. Doing the same drill over and over, so you can detach is a way. I was a medic. Even in FTXs and just regular training, you get to the point where it's muscle memory. I think that's what it boils down to: do your job, ignore the noise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (0aYVJ)

154 Oh, and another essential '80s movie is Body Heat. That is all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)

155 Last weekend we were in one and the music was "Walk Like an Egyptian."
Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2026 10:44 PM (vTZFs)

Guys 8 to 80 would like the Hoff's side eye .

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (GseMx)

156 Danish National Symphony - "The Blade Runner Suite"

They are even quoting the dialog from the movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:48 PM (2GVsD)

157 British Harriers, a little thing called Operation Corporate in the South Atlantic.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)


The Argie Mirages didn't like to fly low, and the Harriers couldn't do well getting up where the Mirages liked to play.
On the other hand, once the landing fields on the Falklands were interdicted, the Argentine AF could only attack from the mainland and they didn't have the fuel capacity to do the full run. They lost a couple of good pilots trying.
Advantage was probably to the Harriers

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 10:48 PM (rbvCR)

158 Sorry, I don’t get the fortune-teller joke. Just doesn’t make sense to me.
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (77rzZ

You don't have to apologize to someone who doesn't care.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 10:48 PM (GseMx)

159 Two Nun story

https://youtube.com/shorts/atcq9soyH3Y

AI voice, sorry.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)

160 159 nurse

I KNOW!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2026 10:48 PM (uTEOj)

161 That does not seem to be the proper amount of Rum for that drink.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 10:48 PM (XV/Pl)

162 I think I've seen that drummer before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2026 10:49 PM (Cqx++)

163 158 Danish National Symphony - "The Blade Runner Suite"

They are even quoting the dialog from the movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma
---

It's either our culture or Mohammad.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 10:49 PM (0kM66)

164 Going to quit neglecting my lovely wife so I guess I'll be neglecting y'all instead. BBL or not.

Annoying hippish "Irish" version of what Bill showed So-crates
https://youtu.be/NBdjVUN0Vok

Posted by: mindful webworker - all we are is rust in the hinge at June 06, 2026 10:50 PM (dn9xm)

165 Alternative title: "I would like to know more about why YouTube recommends certain videos that it thinks I would like (not that it is wrong.")

My most-favorite recent recommendation from The Algorithm:

https://youtu.be/DKXp5uw_YZ8

And something that The Algorithm lobbed at me yesterday, which is exactly weird enough:

https://youtu.be/ng36WuVQIhg

And, since this is a boob thread, one from Wednesday (NSFW, so stop working on Saturday nights):

https://youtu.be/I5exBdSLQ2s

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

166 164 I think I've seen that drummer before.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-

I like the one where he goes of on a 5 minute solo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 10:50 PM (0kM66)

167 Mikeski
#62
Ano?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Counterfeiters suck.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

168 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)

I like Pacino way more than Deniro.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)

169 Time to toddle off, got dri Wurgers on the bench to werk on.

And time to switch the music to anime. Start with Gundam 0083 - "The Winner."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:52 PM (2GVsD)

170 So remember those safety briefings about "never work with heavy gauge wire stringing fences and arbors because the ends will whip when you slip and will rip your callouses off your hands"?
====

*stops flossing*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:52 PM (RIvkX)

171 set your browser to dump all cookies when you close out

then youtube won't recommend anything the next time you visit, just prompt you to search

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:53 PM (ZxPkt)

172 https://youtu.be/I5exBdSLQ2s
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

Are they Russian?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 10:53 PM (GseMx)

173 Bulg, but does it make cents?

Posted by: RandomDave at June 06, 2026 10:54 PM (aJQbY)

174 My local psychic, "Madame Marie Reader and Advisor" works out of a small shack next to the liquor store (Red Dot Store in South Carolina).

My purchases are always advised, with adventure and challenge in my future.

She also sells lottery tickets, but when I offer to buy one together, she says no.

Unethical, she says

Posted by: Miklos on payday at June 06, 2026 10:54 PM (6VErX)

175 Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 10:44 PM (X+xvk)
====

Dino and Doggo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:55 PM (RIvkX)

176
set your browser to dump all cookies when you close out

then youtube won't recommend anything the next time you visit, just prompt you to search
Posted by: Don Black

===============

Do I have to log into everything all over?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 10:56 PM (n7rxJ)

177 Unethical, she says

Posted by: Miklos on payday at June 06, 2026 10:54 PM (6VErX)
====

Does she take cheques?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

178 Are they Russian?
Posted by: polynikes


Their lead-singer-slash-swimwear-model is ethnically Russian, at least based on her last name.

But the band is from pixyland. Melbourne.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)

179 Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)
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A railroad track went by, just the other side of the elementary school. I was told not to venture the other side of the tracks or hand out with the kids that lived there; their fathers were drunks, louts and beat their wive's and children. We don't do that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 10:58 PM (0kM66)

180 Nurse...many good times...
Good night sweet one😇

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2026 10:58 PM (uTEOj)

181 116 I served in the Army. I honestly wonder how I would have faced something like D-Day, or Anzio, or the numerous Pacific island landings.

Every man has that moment, I think: "No way, man!" Or, "Fuck it! Let's go!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)

I've known my dad landed at Normandy on D-Day, and I met the French family he quartered with (once things got calmer) who carried a photo of him in their wallet because he gave them his C-Rats when he stayed with them (they were starving.) This year I learned he was with an ordnance group that marched with patton, fought in the ardennes, he and his group were wounded and captured and he was a POW in a stalag near Dachau. Now I know why he were never talk about anything other than Normandy. And how I better not ever come home married to a Limey.

Posted by: moki at June 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wLjpr)

182 I just don't like my machines accumulating temp files

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:59 PM (ZxPkt)

183 Are they Russian?
Posted by: polynikes

Russian? Ha!

Slav? Perhaps

THE HORDE CRIES OUT

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich for Uncle Palp at June 06, 2026 11:00 PM (6VErX)

184 Seen online:

My wife told me she wanted us to start "eating like our ancestors," so I spent the afternoon sitting on the floor in the dark, eating a raw carrot and grunting at the Wi-Fi router. When she came home with a bag of expensive organic kale, I told her, "Ancestors didn't have credit cards, Karen.
Give me a rock and some dignity." We ended up ordering pizza, which is the true ancestor of all modern happiness.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

185 ===============

Do I have to log into everything all over?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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You can specify sites you want to keep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:00 PM (0kM66)

186 set your browser to dump all cookies when you close out

then youtube won't recommend anything the next time you visit, just prompt you to search
Posted by: Don Black

Do I have to log into everything all over?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


.....probably? I've never gone to that extreme for it.

If you have a google/youtube login, it keeps track in your account there, and not on your computer.

You can go to:

https://www.youtube.com/feed/history

And either "delete all history" on the right sidebar, or click the 3 dots on any particular item in your history to delete just that one. Then those don't color your recommendations anymore.

You can also pause and restart its history-gathering there.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

187
Mercury is also trying to joining the evening show, but it will hard to see as the little bugger is so close to the horizon at sunset. Alignment isn't favorable for us in the North this time, but it's much better in the southern hemisphere, and you could easily see Mercury as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2026 11:00 PM (w6EFb)

188 I just don't like my machines accumulating temp files
Posted by: Don Black

Temp workers + machines = Workplace Disability files

Posted by: Mainly Compliant Miklos at June 06, 2026 11:01 PM (6VErX)

189 But the band is from pixyland. Melbourne.
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)


Pixyland used to be an amusement park on hwy 22 between Salem and Lincoln City, poised to take advantage of the holiday traffic to the coast, in Oregon.
Unfortunately there was not enough holiday traffic going from Salem to Lincoln City to turn it into the next Disneyland, and honestly there was not enough traffic to turn it even into the next Enchanted Forest.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:01 PM (rbvCR)

190 Mercury is also trying to joining the evening show, but it will hard to see as the little bugger is so close to the horizon at sunset. Alignment isn't favorable for us in the North this time

God knows, God knows he wants to break free.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 11:03 PM (gKWVE)

191 A possum just walked by my back door. Hazel cat is not pleased.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2026 11:03 PM (R+iUD)

192 Does she take cheques?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Unlike the Red Dot Store, she lets me run a tab most times.

Says we'll settle when the stars align or something

Posted by: Miklos got eough damn wimmin to rassle as it is at June 06, 2026 11:04 PM (6VErX)

193 184 I just don't like my machines accumulating temp files
Posted by: Don Black
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Mine dumps when I close the file.
Old, old windoz, one could go through the files - pick and choose or dump.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:05 PM (0kM66)

194 Jerks need not enter the premises

Well, damn, why don't you just ban me then. After you tell me the Piper situation. Then ban away.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 11:05 PM (CHHv1)

195 this game 3 is nuts

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 11:07 PM (ZxPkt)

196 Well, damn, why don't you just ban me then. After you tell me the Piper situation. Then ban away.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 11:05 PM (CHHv1)

We can still look in through the window, BC.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2026 11:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

197 Unfortunately there was not enough holiday traffic going from Salem to Lincoln City to turn it into the next Disneyland, and honestly there was not enough traffic to turn it even into the next Enchanted Forest.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:01 PM (rbvCR)

I would like to buy land near the Petrified Forest, and open the Slightly Apprehensive Forest Amusement Park.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 11:07 PM (1z8ji)

198 A few months ago, I was shopping in a Giant grocery store in Alexandria, VA. It was in the evening, 8pm more or less. Music was playing on the sound system of the store but I mostly ignored it until I started hearing Don Felder - Taking a Ride (on Heavy Metal). I was probably the only person in the store who recognized it. I'm hoping to hear Rush-Analog Kid in there someday!! Maybe I can make a request!

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 11:08 PM (bfy6w)

199 I thought it was obvious.

Fortune Teller
Posted by: polynikes

I am design Atom Bombs for you Americans peoples, and only am get such unintellectual humor.

I not only predicted, was also make Fusion Bomb

Posted by: Ede "Edward" Teller at June 06, 2026 11:08 PM (6VErX)

200 When I was a kid, I thought Circuit City was somewhere in Maryland.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 11:09 PM (W5mpo)

201 Why did the turtle crossed the road? He needed to get to the Shell station. He was out of Turtle Wax.

Why did the hare cross the road? To beat the turtle.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:10 PM (qx7Zg)

202 Just got back from watching the movie Pressure with the fetching Mrs Beartooth. It's a dramatization of the decision to not launch D-day of June 5th based upon a recommendation by a Brit meteorologist.

A very enjoyable movie.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 06, 2026 11:10 PM (IYeV+)

203 I missed something. What IS the deal with Piper?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 11:10 PM (wzUl9)

204 I'll know I am old and things have really changed when I hear the Sex Pistols on the grocery store muzak

Posted by: Miklos, 29 and holding at June 06, 2026 11:10 PM (6VErX)

205 Rush-Analog Kid in there someday!! Maybe I can make a request!
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 11:08 PM (bfy6w)

Heh. That is prolly my favorite Rush song. I got Signals as a teenager. That song hit me hard. Just dang.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 11:11 PM (0aYVJ)

206 I missed something. What IS the deal with Piper?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


She's chatting with buzzion.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 11:12 PM (VHUov)

207 I didn't nap much this p.m., so I'm thinking to head off to bed shortly. Exercise is on my calendar for tomorrow, then relaxing with the Book Thread!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 11:12 PM (wzUl9)

208 So the mass shooting in Toledo seems like a thug shoot out again and they are search for the suspects but the PD and MSM don't think it's important to give a description of the suspects they are searching for.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 11:12 PM (GseMx)

209 And how I better not ever come home married to a Limey.
Posted by: moki
---

Good man.
Family friend, bombardier/photographer shot down over Italy said the chutes opened so hard it slapped the snaps open; the sky was filled with guns, money, maps, every thing.
He was taken in and nursed by a farm family. When he was OK they got him back across the line.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0kM66)

210 I missed something. What IS the deal with Piper?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

She picked a peck of peppers (or passel by some accounts)

OK now though

Posted by: Informative Miklos at June 06, 2026 11:13 PM (6VErX)

211 I would like to buy land near the Petrified Forest, and open the Slightly Apprehensive Forest Amusement Park.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------
And the park psychic predicts you will spend $22.50 on a hot dog and soda.

Posted by: scampydog - occasional contributor at June 06, 2026 11:13 PM (41CYW)

212 Fine looking top photo, there. A man could relax in a spot like that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2026 11:14 PM (Wnv9h)

213 Eighty-two years ago today, thousands of ordinary young men from America, Britain, Canada, and other nations climbed down into landing craft and headed straight into hell on the beaches of Normandy
Posted by: Braenyard

I'm getting old. I remember when they were saying "Forty years ago today...." Forty-two years later and it's eighty-two years ago. Damn. Just damn. And a few of those guys are still alive.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 11:15 PM (W5mpo)

214 I hear they're making a new short Mission: Impossible film with Tom Cruise. He has to get large soup cans from the top shelf of the kitchen cabinets.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:15 PM (qx7Zg)

215 Fine looking top photo, there. A man could relax in a spot like that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

The beer cooler is just out of shot

Posted by: Relaxful Miklos at June 06, 2026 11:16 PM (6VErX)

216 I could eat myself into a sugar coma with either of those.
Posted by: Berserker

Candy corn FTW

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 11:16 PM (W5mpo)

217 Piper mistyped rumor as tumor, and the Horde was off to the races.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:17 PM (qx7Zg)

218 Well, damn, why don't you just ban me then.

I realize that it probably kills you to hear this but we like you.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2026 11:17 PM (vTZFs)

219 I would like to buy land near the Petrified Forest, and open the Slightly Apprehensive Forest Amusement Park.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

We should talk

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Vacation Destination at June 06, 2026 11:17 PM (6VErX)

220 34 "Our lips are sealed."
Posted by: Anna Puma

36 Nobody of good breeding knows those lyrics. lol
Posted by: Berserker

I always heard it as "Honest, I'll see ya"

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 11:18 PM (W5mpo)

221 Evenin' Horde.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 06, 2026 11:18 PM (N5734)

222 Piper unalived herself with a bad typo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:19 PM (RIvkX)

223 Piper mistyped rumor as tumor, and the Horde was off to the races.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

autocucumber first sent everyone off to the laces

Posted by: Miklos does own artisanal typos, thank you at June 06, 2026 11:19 PM (6VErX)

224 I realize that it probably kills you to hear this but we like you.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Shhhh. You weren't supposed to tell.

Posted by: scampydog - occasional contributor at June 06, 2026 11:20 PM (41CYW)

225 iper unalived herself with a bad typo
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026


***
Oh. Good. I was worried there for a minute . . . though if something serious had genuinely affected her, the tone of the comments would not have been so lighthearted.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 11:21 PM (wzUl9)

226 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:21 PM (UfDpa)

227 Dino and Doggo
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
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Oops. Dino and Disco.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:21 PM (RIvkX)

228 Wildly unrealistic PSA airing during the hockey game. A Jewish kid is getting harassed at school when a black kid sticks up for him. Right. Why not just make it a Muslim kid while you're at it?

Posted by: Wally at June 06, 2026 11:21 PM (0e5Te)

229 34 "Our lips are sealed."
Posted by: Anna Puma

36 Nobody of good breeding knows those lyrics. lol
Posted by: Berserker

1982 Belinda Carlisle?

One of the things I actually remember from 1982

Posted by: Miklos liked at June 06, 2026 11:21 PM (6VErX)

230 G'night, all

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 11:22 PM (wzUl9)

231 Fine looking top photo, there. A man could relax in a spot like that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

The beer cooler is just out of shot
Posted by: Relaxful Miklos at June 06, 2026 11:16 PM (6VErX)

If Karmello has angry groupies outside the trial on Monday, I'd like to see a group of older men on on the opposite side of the street, sitting in folding chairs in the shade, drinking beer and shooting the bull. They ignore the groupies unless attacked.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:22 PM (qx7Zg)

232 (Rolls Royce does make a great jet engine though)
Posted by: polynikes

Rolls Royce made the P-51 Mustang what it became

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 11:22 PM (W5mpo)

233 Also, the waxing crescent Moon will join the Venus-Jupiter-Mercury show after the new Moon late on the 14th. (Moon will be near Saturn near sunrise in the east as late waning crescent, too).

In fact, there will be a lunar occultation (Moon will pass in front of and cover up) of Venus on June 17th. It will be visible (due the large lunar parallax) only over NA, and then dip down to NE SA. Unfortunately, it's broad daylight (for the eastern US, it will happen a little after 2PM). By sunset, the Moon will have moved on past Venus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2026 11:22 PM (w6EFb)

234 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Hail Hi ZOD!

Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2026 11:23 PM (vTZFs)

235 The Iranians have been utilizing basic construction equipment to dig out several missile launchers and reopen subterranean tunnels tied to its missile program.

"... percentage-wise maybe 21%-22% of the missiles. That's a lot, but it's not what it was before the war."
_PDJT



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:23 PM (0kM66)

236 *quietly takes seat*

*takes bets on who has to do what, and DO IT NOW*

Posted by: Miklos slides a cold one Zod's way at June 06, 2026 11:23 PM (6VErX)

237 207 Rush-Analog Kid in there someday!! Maybe I can make a request!
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 11:08 PM (bfy6w)

Heh. That is prolly my favorite Rush song. I got Signals as a teenager. That song hit me hard. Just dang.
Posted by: Pug Mahon



Yup!
youtu.be/r-_XspE2hcs

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 11:23 PM (bfy6w)

238 1982 Belinda Carlisle?

One of the things I actually remember from 1982
Posted by: Miklos liked at June 06, 2026 11:21 PM (6VErX)

The videos or the self-titled album cover?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:24 PM (qx7Zg)

239 Oh, mmm
I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces
Mmm, no no
Lyin' to the races

Posted by: I'll Take You There at June 06, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

240 They ignore the groupies unless attacked.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

You can drink beer and shoot the breeze just fine with shotguns across your lap.

Posted by: Miklos so visualizes at June 06, 2026 11:25 PM (6VErX)

241 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:21 PM (UfDpa)

Yo ZOD! Long time. How are you keeping?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 11:25 PM (1z8ji)

242 "Any aircraft that embraces STOL or VTOL always comes off looking odd."

Whereas those that embrace regular take off but vertical landing look smashing!

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 11:25 PM (W5mpo)

243 I still eat kale in the afterlife. So there.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:26 PM (Dd38x)

244 Wait a minute..?
Is Miklos here?!
Oh honey, so good to see you darlin'!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2026 11:26 PM (uTEOj)

245 they are search for the suspects but the PD and MSM don't think it's important to give a description of the suspects they are searching for.

Posted by: polynikes



Which tells you who the suspects are.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 11:26 PM (bfy6w)

246 @220 what the heck? This is a trick. right? Get an axe.

What if Piper made a thread to explain it all? I'd like that. Mostly because I like Piper and would like to know she's OK.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 11:26 PM (CHHv1)

247 The videos or the self-titled album cover?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

One live performance that required driving across and back on the old Huey P. Long bridge.

The Vacation video in particular

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at June 06, 2026 11:27 PM (6VErX)

248 I still eat kale in the afterlife. So there.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:26 PM (Dd38x)

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I have so many questions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:27 PM (RIvkX)

249 @CENTCOM
2h
Earlier today, U.S. forces in the Middle East shot down two Iranian one-way attack drones that threatened international maritime traffic in the Strait of Hormuz.
---

It's 7 AM in Tehran so, not tonight.
We wait another week, give the market time to rebound? It's just a matter of time.

youtube.com/watch?v=gVpaXi5kuXA

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:28 PM (0kM66)

250 Calling Anna Puma for a ruling:

Do the Arleigh Burke-class of DDGs use Rolls-Royce gas turbines for electrical power generation or are they also used for the main propulsion units?

I did see the RR units aboard DDG 114 but I didn't pay attention to usage.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2026 11:28 PM (jnTpz)

251 I apparently invent arguments with my son in advance. He might be sleeping in peace from his week in Australia. Afte I battled to keep his baby girl alive with a pediatrician professor I'd like to report.

The rumor is (from DIL) he may want to keep this professor. Fine. This was malpractice. Your and DIL's choice and it was she who brought up a new doc subject to me.

He may or may not want to send this precious baby to her daycare germ factory while she is on antibiotics. Not fine. DIL brought this up. I offered to watch her before their vacation in two weeks to try to keep her alive vs a new bug.

People, I cannot help it that I was a RN. A very good one. A smart one by all accounts. I know my stuff. I even looked up if cultures are different now for reports as I could have missed something. Nay. Same as always. This MD did not give this baby an antibiotic for an obvious cathed UA of an infection. Oh, no, she waited almost 48hrs to put her on an antibiotic. I kept asking about the 24hr preliminary report and it was never in the "portal."

This was the sweetest son of mine. Now a hotshot in his field and a contrarian with me. I did not raise a dikhead. Maybe aliens probed him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 11:28 PM (WONhk)

252 Oh honey, so good to see you darlin'!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

wha..

*Sits up straight, tries to look presentable*

Posted by: Miklos says don't listen to all their lies at June 06, 2026 11:29 PM (6VErX)

253
It's 7 AM in Tehran so, not tonight.
We wait another week, give the market time to rebound? It's just a matter of time.

youtube.com/watch?v=gVpaXi5kuXA

Posted by: Braenyard

================

Before what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 11:29 PM (n7rxJ)

254 248 @220 what the heck? This is a trick. right? Get an axe.

What if Piper made a thread to explain it all? I'd like that. Mostly because I like Piper and would like to know she's OK.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 11:26

There were 3 threads on it. Maybe 4.

Boo! 👻

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:29 PM (Dd38x)

255 they are search for the suspects but the PD and MSM don't think it's important to give a description of the suspects they are searching for.
Posted by: polynikes

Which tells you who the suspects are.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Those guys all look alike, anyway.

"Indistinguishable Hoodies" would be a good band name, in an alternate universe. They could open for Men Without Hats.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 11:30 PM (VHUov)

256 If I have a big funeral, I want someone to use my phone and send texts to the attendees, thanking them for coming to my final shindig.

It would be funny to see how many calls and texts came in response.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:31 PM (qx7Zg)

257 And, since this is a boob thread, one from Wednesday (NSFW, so stop working on Saturday nights):

https://youtu.be/I5exBdSLQ2s
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

Well that’s a new look.
Or maybe it’s a very old look, I’m not sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 11:31 PM (3mtTi)

258
When I was a kid, I thought Circuit City was somewhere in Maryland.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal


It's just 30 miles south of Suffragette City.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2026 11:32 PM (Cqx++)

259 258 If I have a big funeral, I want someone to use my phone and send texts to the attendees, thanking them for coming to my final shindig.

It would be funny to see how many calls and texts came in response.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:31 PM (qx7Zg

If anyone wants to do the crying, mysterious woman in the back of the room dressed in black with a big hat and sunglasses, I will do it for a fee. Slip in, slip out.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:33 PM (Dd38x)

260 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 11:33 PM (zZu0s)

261 >>Yo ZOD! Long time. How are you keeping?

Thank you for asking. Health concerns that were conquered without mercy. Lost a dog. Garden unproductive. Mower blade needs sharpening. Trismus. Had a strawberry this morning, poached by a fucking bird by lunch. My governor is a communist disgrace. Found a range to sight in the .270 Winchester. Killed clays with the new Beretta A400. Erectile overperformance. Better, stronger, faster.

Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:34 PM (UfDpa)

262 I still eat kale in the afterlife. So there.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:26 PM (Dd38x)

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I have so many questions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:27 PM (RIvkX)
-

kale > hell

All your questions have now been answered.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 06, 2026 11:34 PM (ohSsM)

263 If anyone wants to do the crying, mysterious woman in the back of the room dressed in black with a big hat and sunglasses, I will do it for a fee. Slip in, slip out.
Posted by: Piper

Somehow, I plan to be the lawyer who reads my will to the assembled aspirants

Posted by: Miklos is working on the details at June 06, 2026 11:34 PM (6VErX)

264 Boo! 👻
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:29 PM (Dd38x)

Get her, Ray!

Posted by: P Venkman at June 06, 2026 11:35 PM (vSvIl)

265 ...honestly there was not enough traffic to turn it even into the next Enchanted Forest.
Posted by: Kindltot
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The Enchanted Forest was a kid's version of Tiger Balm Gardens. It requires a lot of imagination.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2026 11:35 PM (ezP9C)

266 Erectile overperformance. Better, stronger, faster.
Posted by: ZOD

txt us

Posted by: Elon's numerous exes at June 06, 2026 11:36 PM (6VErX)

267 Erectile overperformance. Better, stronger, faster.
Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:34 PM (UfDpa)
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Mazel!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:37 PM (RIvkX)

268 Brother Tim

Be well. If you were in Seattle, I’d help you out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 11:37 PM (HmAPM)

269 Found a range to sight in the .270 Winchester. Killed clays with the new Beretta A400. Erectile overperformance. Better, stronger, faster.
Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:34 PM (UfDpa)

Ate a stick of rhubarb from the garden. Shot a gopher.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 11:37 PM (1z8ji)

270 www.youtube.com/watch?v=72KdQKwxWyk

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 11:38 PM (W5mpo)

271 Hello horde. I bought a brand new pickup today. Hopefully it lasts my lifetime. Started with looking at used, but they just were not much less than the new ones. I had hoped to just keep driving my 2003, for a diesel it didn't have that high of miles, but last year a fuel pump had quit and this year it developed a short or something where it kept turning on something and draining the battery, and the other day I went to start it and the battery disconnect work around for that issue that the mechanic told me might take many hours of labor to track down kept disconnecting the battery on me and I decided god was Gibbs slapping me to just buy a new pickup.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 06, 2026 11:38 PM (PV+Zw)

272 Deleted scenes from Heavy Metal

https://youtu.be/I5exBdSLQ2s

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 11:39 PM (X+xvk)

273 The Enchanted Forest was a kid's version of Tiger Balm Gardens. It requires a lot of imagination.
Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2026 11:35 PM (ezP9C)

There is an Enchanted Forest tourist trap on the Trans-Canada Highway near Revelstoke, BC. I think it has a hot spring, too. Never stopped there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 11:39 PM (1z8ji)

274 Elon: Occupy Mars.

ZOD: Conquer Everything.

Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:39 PM (UfDpa)

275 I wish I could apply some sort of brain erasing test or pill to zip out any medical/nursing knowledge I have and become a Walmart greeter. Just an empty noggin of joy and no thought processes but not yet drooling in a bucket.

I can't help it if I want to keep my grandchildren alive. I don't care what you do as an adult,but they are mine, too. They love us.DIL seems to love me more than my son this week. Or I could be imagining him being a big turd about all I have done or suggested to her as she needed us. He was a day away in Sydney.

I mind my own business unless asked. She was caling and texting me about this baby and all of them when they get sick. Because we love them as much as our sons. We helped her with them, and never mind doing it. Some grandparents, I hear or read, don't help at all.

Tomorrow I shall have the first gin and tonic of the summer and erase memory of this week, whether all is well or not.

And this MD had better be hoping and if she prays, pray, that this baby's kidney's are normal with her renal ultrasound (routine after febrile UTI under 2yrs) is normal. Done a week or two after the antibiotic is completed.

Bloody hell, it's been one hideous week.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)

276 Ate a stick of rhubarb from the garden. Shot a gopher.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

In your pajamas?

Posted by: Miklos asks the necessary at June 06, 2026 11:40 PM (6VErX)

277 20 Why can't I find photos of the completed Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool project? I've searched images and videos in Google, DuckDuckGo, Bing, etc. and can't find any pics.
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 10:07 PM (X+xvk)


I encountered the same thing last night. And then today I saw an interview, I didn't watch it since I got the gist, a "man on the street" type thing with a local black woman saying that she hated that she liked it. She didn't want to like it, but she had to admit the blue really made the reflection 'pop'. So then I had my answer: TPTB don't want us to see it, because then people would like it, and it would be a Win for Trump.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 11:40 PM (Sy6m/)

278 *curtsies*

Hail Zod! Good to see you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 11:41 PM (HmAPM)

279 Bloody hell, it's been one hideous week.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Prayers for better

Posted by: Miklos at June 06, 2026 11:41 PM (6VErX)

280 I have an honest question. Did any US Harrier ever fire a shot in anger?
Posted by: LRob
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Doesn't matter. It looked bitchin' in True Lies, which, incidentally, is the second best movie Ahhhnold ever made.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2026 11:41 PM (ezP9C)

281 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)
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They will survive horrible judgement, poor decision making, and inexperience. We did.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX)

282 The first time my mother heard that Def Leppard album she thought we were all on drugs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 11:42 PM (x/s3z)

283 >>280 *curtsies* Hail Zod! Good to see you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 11:41 PM (HmAPM)

(Commands a regiment of Aztecs to disrobe, form up, and kneel, bowing)

Good to see you, too, Nurse.

Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:44 PM (UfDpa)

284 How do you know the Go-Gos were virgins?

> "Our lips are sealed."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:09 PM (2GVsD)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 06, 2026 11:44 PM (IG3/x)

285 279 20 Why can't I find photos of the completed Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool project? I've searched images and videos in Google, DuckDuckGo, Bing, etc. and can't find any pics.
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 10:07 PM (X+xvk)

I encountered the same thing last night. And then today I saw an interview, I didn't watch it since I got the gist, a "man on the street" type thing with a local black woman saying that she hated that she liked it. She didn't want to like it, but she had to admit the blue really made the reflection 'pop'. So then I had my answer: TPTB don't want us to see it, because then people would like it, and it would be a Win for Trump.

Posted by: SciVo

**********************

Wow. That was my first thought when I couldn't find any images of the completed project. Un-effing-believable.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 11:44 PM (X+xvk)

286 The first time my mother heard that Def Leppard album she thought we were all on drugs.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

You can't fool Mama

Posted by: Miklos may have partaken on rare occasions at June 06, 2026 11:44 PM (6VErX)

287 In your pajamas?
Posted by: Miklos asks the necessary at June 06, 2026 11:40 PM (6VErX)

No, but I was driving the golf cart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 11:45 PM (1z8ji)

288 #286: I heard that one from my sister when the song was popular.

Yes, the whole family is that way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 06, 2026 11:45 PM (IG3/x)

289 Mrs. Zod's mother (RIP) innocently thought the band was "The Boobie Brothers."

Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:45 PM (UfDpa)

290 265 If anyone wants to do the crying, mysterious woman in the back of the room dressed in black with a big hat and sunglasses, I will do it for a fee. Slip in, slip out.
Posted by: Piper

Somehow, I plan to be the lawyer who reads my will to the assembled aspirants
Posted by: Miklos is working on the details at June 06, 2026

You are leaving it all to me, the mysterious woman dressed in black in the back of the room with a large hat and sunglasses, crying quietly.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:45 PM (pZEOD)

291 We found out Girl F. is allergic to azithromycin when she started a course at about 14 months and she blew up like a plump little sausage.

That was scary.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:46 PM (RIvkX)

292 > 284 The first time my mother heard that Def Leppard album she thought we were all on drugs.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 11:42 PM (x/s3z)

"No, Mom. You're thinking of that Suicidal Tendencies song."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 06, 2026 11:46 PM (IG3/x)

293 288 The first time my mother heard that Def Leppard album she thought we were all on drugs.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

You can't fool Mama

Posted by: Miklos may have partaken on rare occasions

******************

"High and Dry" and "On Through the Night" were better than everything that came after.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 11:46 PM (X+xvk)

294
Rolls Royce made the P-51 Mustang what it became
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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The Brit people have brains, they have invention and engineering in their blood, it's, some how, just like they are trying here, the forces of evil have the reins. They've got to man up and take their country back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:46 PM (0kM66)

295 You are leaving it all to me, the mysterious woman dressed in black in the back of the room with a large hat and sunglasses, crying quietly.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:45 PM (pZEOD)
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Is your mascara running?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:47 PM (RIvkX)

296 No, but I was driving the golf cart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If you had shot a goose, you would have gotten a birdie

Posted by: Miklos was ejected from Bushwood at June 06, 2026 11:47 PM (6VErX)

297 'night

youtu.be/Cnchea6LHN0

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 11:48 PM (bfy6w)

298 Picture of the reflecting pool:

https://tinyurl.com/yeedu5zt

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:48 PM (pZEOD)

299

She eats kale up in heaven with a silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++)

300 Prosecution rested today in the Karmelo trial. Two days-- get in & get out., then sit down.

Seems like a strong case of Murder 2, to me.

It's not going to be a long O.J.-type trial.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 11:49 PM (RCjYY)

301 >>a large hat and sunglasses, crying quietly.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:45 PM (pZEOD)

You are from (very well) north of the equator.

Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:49 PM (UfDpa)

302 "No, Mom. You're thinking of that Suicidal Tendencies song."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I'm guessing Mom was a negatory on the Pepsi

Posted by: Miklos is also not crazy like they say at June 06, 2026 11:50 PM (6VErX)

303 297 You are leaving it all to me, the mysterious woman dressed in black in the back of the room with a large hat and sunglasses, crying quietly.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:45 PM (pZEOD)
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Is your mascara running?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026

Nope, waterproof. But I am obviously distraught. Unless you want running mascara and maybe smudged lipstick, kinda psycho looking. That is extra.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:50 PM (pZEOD)

304 They will survive horrible judgement, poor decision making, and inexperience. We did.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX)
*********************
This is their third baby. They relied on me, big time, with the first. I doubt either had changed a diaper before. I never questioned any new baby stuff from the professor MD and did as I was told.

My own MIL refused to watch our first baby when I wanted to work part-time (because we were poor). She was busy with her volunteer work and bowling league.

I am the opposite of my MIL. We never asked their advice that I can recall in child rearing as I knew babies and was a nurse, which seems to be the curse of my very existence now to know how cultures work. And that this 9mo old baby could have become septic as she looked bad.

I don't question his decisions on about anything and he doesn't ask. He did not have a hard childhood at all, a good lad. It's only been the last few years of dikhead and we don't know why.

But when the mother of his children ask me I answer and help her when he's a day's flight away.

Shoot me now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 11:51 PM (WONhk)

305 The Enchanted Forest was a kid's version of Tiger Balm Gardens. It requires a lot of imagination.
Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2026 11:35 PM (ezP9C)


My sister's Ex had two kids 8 and 10 that we took to Enchanted Forest, and they had fun, it was a fun day there. In the Haunted Mansion they were scared green and for some reason they ran to me to grab onto instead of their dad. Apparently they thought I was more dependable in an emergency . . . Which may have been accurate.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:52 PM (rbvCR)

306 @273

>>I had hoped to just keep driving my 2003

You got 23 years of service out of it.

Pretty damn good if you ask me.

If you're above 29, then this new one may out last you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 11:52 PM (XV/Pl)

307 274 Deleted scenes from Heavy Metal

https://youtu.be/I5exBdSLQ2s
Posted by: Sam Adams
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trash

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:52 PM (0kM66)

308 a large hat and sunglasses, crying quietly.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:45 PM (pZEOD)

You are from (very well) north of the equator.
Posted by: ZOD

Correct

A few sobbed words in indecipherably accented English would be so

*Fritz Feld POP!*

Posted by: Miklos sees the scene set at June 06, 2026 11:52 PM (6VErX)

309 I like the reflecting pool secret entrance to CONTROL in the Get Smart movie.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 11:53 PM (GseMx)

310 Ate a stick of rhubarb from the garden. Shot a gopher.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 11:37 PM (1z8ji)


I canned a batch of rhubarb this week, I was pleased since it is the first year it has been enough to do anything with.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:53 PM (rbvCR)

311 Unless you want running mascara and maybe smudged lipstick, kinda psycho looking. That is extra.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:50 PM (pZEOD)
====
All that plus a run in your stockings.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:53 PM (RIvkX)

312
Nope, waterproof. But I am obviously distraught. Unless you want running mascara and maybe smudged lipstick, kinda psycho looking. That is extra.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:50 PM (pZEOD)
***********************
I assure you, after the week I've had, that I will die before you next week.

My mascara, a very expensive and awesome brand, is not waterproof. However, I never cry so that helps.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 11:54 PM (WONhk)

313
Prosecution rested today in the Karmelo trial. Two days-- get in & get out., then sit down.

Shorter than a Perry Mason episode.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2026 11:54 PM (Cqx++)

314 312 Ate a stick of rhubarb from the garden. Shot a gopher.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 11:37 PM (1z8ji)
****************
I find this very impressive, Peon. Especially if you did both at the same time.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 11:55 PM (WONhk)

315 253 I apparently invent arguments with my son in advance.

I've done that for centuries. I'm sorry, it's a sign of aging. After the first few centuries it won't bother you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 11:56 PM (CHHv1)

316 MERCUROCHROME WASN'T JUST MEDICINE.

IT WAS A BRIGHT RED BADGE OF HONOR.

MOM PAINTED IT ON YOUR OPEN WOUND, IT BURNED LIKE BATTERY ACID, AND YOU WENT RIGHT BACK OUTSIDE TO PLAY.
After a few times, you didn't bother Mom unless it was bad.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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You are obviously under 29.
Mercurochrome was the pussy antiseptic. The active ingredient, merbromin, is water soluble, so mercurochrome stung hardly at all.
Real men boys asked for merthiolate, who's active ingredient, thimerosal, is only soluble in alcohol. That stuff gave you a reason to squirm.
It wasn't as spectacular a mark, though, since it left the skin yellow, instead of crimson.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2026 11:56 PM (ezP9C)

317 302 Prosecution rested today in the Karmelo trial. Two days-- get in & get out., then sit down.

Seems like a strong case of Murder 2, to me.

It's not going to be a long O.J.-type trial.
Posted by: mnw
---

If they don't execute him there should be vigilantes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:56 PM (0kM66)

318 Shorter than a Perry Mason episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Like they say-

An incompetent prosecutor can't convict a Ham Burger

Posted by: Miklos likes that Raymond Burr was miraculously healed in a way at June 06, 2026 11:57 PM (6VErX)

319 >>Shoot me now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 11:51 PM (WONhk)

You will put on the blindfold and smoke the cigarette.

Do it. Do it now.

Posted by: ZOD at June 06, 2026 11:57 PM (UfDpa)

320 I find this very impressive, Peon. Especially if you did both at the same time.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 11:55 PM (WONhk)

Concurrently. I had to set the mostly-eaten rhubarb stalk on my knee, so i could pick up the rifle, take aim, and get a shot off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 11:57 PM (1z8ji)

321 I assure you, after the week I've had, that I will die before you next week. ....
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 11:54 PM (WONhk)
=====

Always Check Spelling Before Commenting!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:58 PM (RIvkX)

322 I bet you charge a high price to run up to the closed casket, wailing with deep sobs. Once you get there, you yell "Why did you have to die during the best sex I've ever had?" Ushers have to remove you from the ceremony.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:58 PM (qx7Zg)

323 I've been drinking too much to claim I'm not confused. Good to know Piper is still among us. I guess.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 11:59 PM (CHHv1)

324 It wasn't as spectacular a mark, though, since it left the skin yellow, instead of crimson.
Posted by: buddhaha

I now realize that our mothers were actually quite familiar with Nietzsche

Posted by: Miklos somehow got stronger, not killt at June 06, 2026 11:59 PM (6VErX)

325 I am off to bed. Church and somehow I ended up having to teach our Sunday class this week.

Nightsie noodles!

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:59 PM (pZEOD)

326 To go to the horse's mount on the DC reflecting pool, according to Sec Interior Doug Burgum, they are still working on it as of yesterday - per this snappy little video

https://tinyurl.com/3whze5wm

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:59 PM (rbvCR)

327 I encountered the same thing last night. And then today I saw an interview, I didn't watch it since I got the gist, a "man on the street" type thing with a local black woman saying that she hated that she liked it. She didn't want to like it, but she had to admit the blue really made the reflection 'pop'. So then I had my answer: TPTB don't want us to see it, because then people would like it, and it would be a Win for Trump.
Posted by: SciVo
====

Gateway Pundit had a similar testimonial from a TDS vlogger.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 11:59 PM (/lPRQ)

328 Unless you want running mascara and maybe smudged lipstick, kinda psycho looking. That is extra.
Posted by: Piper

All that plus a run in your stockings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

A walk in the woods
and I will try
Something under the trees
that made you cry
It's so erotic
when your makeup runs


https://youtu.be/73O6L90El7c

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at June 06, 2026 11:59 PM (VHUov)

329 >>Real men asked for merthiolate,

Pronounced in Virginianese as "muh-thai-o-hlet."

Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2026 12:00 AM (UfDpa)

330 Game 3 going to a 2nd OT

Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2026 12:01 AM (ZxPkt)

331 ================

Before what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Trump usually waits until the market's closed on Friday. That way, the hystericals shall have settled down before opening Monday.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:01 AM (0kM66)

332 293 We found out Girl F. is allergic to azithromycin when she started a course at about 14 months and she blew up like a plump little sausage.

That was scary.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 11:46 PM (RIvkX)
***************
I am allergic to everything except a few. So I will go out easy someday.

I was also shocked (and it hasn't taken much) that this doc put my girlie on Keflex, and old drug. I briefly questioned this in my mind but carried on. I am not a big fan of this pediatrician if you cannot tell. She's a professor as well at the med school. Still wearing a mask, so I can guess how she votes.

My husband claims I can't sue her for malpractice if my girl's kidneys are damaged in July for the ultrasound. We'll see about that and I'll burn that bridge when I come to it and hope I don't.

This baby girl is perfection. Never cries. She was pitiful on Tuesday and broke my heart into pieces. And this witch waited two more days before an antibiotic with a cathed UA showing infection.

I need to go to bed and dream of wonderful things or simply pass out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 07, 2026 12:01 AM (WONhk)

333 Betadine > Mercurochrome

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2026 12:01 AM (RIvkX)

334 The first time my mother heard that Def Leppard album she thought we were all on drugs.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

You can't fool Mama
Posted by: Miklos may have partaken on rare occasions


She thought you all were on drugs two years before when she caught you all in the basement with a bong and staring at a lava lamp too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)

335
Any aircraft that embraces STOL or VTOL always comes off looking odd.

The Rockwell XFV-12A was such an example that seemed to have escaped the comics page.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Hah! You want weird looking - Convair XFY-1.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 07, 2026 12:03 AM (ezP9C)

336 "If you're above 29, then this new one may out last you.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 11:52 PM (XV/Pl)"
The 2003 was bought used, but I did get 18-19 years out of it. I had to replace the injectors when I'd only owned it a couple of years but other than that it served me well. Yup I'm over 29 so it is a good chance that the new pickup will last out my lifetime. I let myself be talked into "platinum coverage" plan. Probably shouldn't have, but I can't kidnap AOP and have him along in case of vehicle issues and I let myself decide it would be good to have Ford on the hook to tow to a dealership and fix anything that goes wrong in the first 7 years.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2026 12:04 AM (PV+Zw)

337 I wonder how you test for a psychosomatic allergy.

About 25 years ago, I started joking that I was allergic to stupidity. In the last 10 years, I almost always have sinus congestion, and it seems to be getting worse as the world gets dumber.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 12:04 AM (qx7Zg)

338 323

OK, you started it. The Brits are the only ones who spell judgment "judgement."

It's 'judgment" to SCOTUS & every other court in 'Murica.

Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2026 12:05 AM (RCjYY)

339 Doesn't anyone just use iodine?

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 12:05 AM (GseMx)

340 -----
You are obviously under 29.
Mercurochrome was the pussy antiseptic. The active ingredient, merbromin, is water soluble, so mercurochrome stung hardly at all.
Real men boys asked for merthiolate, who's active ingredient, thimerosal, is only soluble in alcohol. That stuff gave you a reason to squirm.
It wasn't as spectacular a mark, though, since it left the skin yellow, instead of crimson.
Posted by: buddhaha
---

Iodine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:05 AM (0kM66)

341 Did Piper leave, or is she calculating how many wailing funeral performances to get her own private island.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 12:07 AM (qx7Zg)

342 >>a large hat and sunglasses, crying quietly.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 11:45 PM (pZEOD)

You are from (very well) north of the equator.
Posted by: ZOD


Those in the real deep south prefer an open casket set up on a stage with stripper poles and duets of very talented performers during the funeral.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2026 12:07 AM (/lPRQ)

343 Live cam showing the reflecting pool filling up

https://tinyurl.com/bduutu2d

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2026 12:07 AM (p4NUW)

344 The Reflecting Pool ought to have been painted gold.

If you're gonna shiv, twist.

Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2026 12:08 AM (UfDpa)

345 Iodine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:05 AM (0kM66)

Sold as "tincture of iodine". Can you still get it? Iodine dissolved in alcohol.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2026 12:08 AM (1z8ji)

346 To top off the week, my dude tells me there is no fruit on our cherry and plum trees. This is a bummer. We had weird hot weather early, confused every plant and tree, then a hard freeze.

I have had such a weird and bizarre set of stress insanity for six weeks I didn't notice. I really wanted those large plums. The cherries we used to eat by the ton before we discovered white worms or someone told us. Pity. Protein, I guess.

The plums are normally plentiful and gorgeous and very good. I am quickly deciding this is not my year (so far). Unusual. Bad karma has shat all over me for six weeks.

It will get better. It will. This is a test of my limits and I have a lot more. *knocks wood, crosses fingers, crosses self, praying a whole lot

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 07, 2026 12:09 AM (WONhk)

347 353

RE: Trump doing stuff on Fridays, after the markets close

I've noticed that too.

Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2026 12:09 AM (RCjYY)

348

We were a merthiolate house.
Some had Mercurochrome.
Some had iodine.

The rich kids had Bactine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2026 12:09 AM (Cqx++)

349 >>Iodine. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:05 AM (0kM66)

Rubbing alcohol, if you were rich. Otherwise, gasoline.

Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2026 12:10 AM (UfDpa)

350 >>>>Doesn't anyone just use iodine?

Posted by: polynikes

>Iodine was the go-to. And dirt. You can bathe later when you get home.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 12:10 AM (x/s3z)

351 Neighbor's mom would paint son's chest with Mercurochrome, he would be the monster as we played 'Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell blood of an Englishman'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:11 AM (0kM66)

352 Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:11 AM (0kM66)

What a cool mom he had.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2026 12:13 AM (PV+Zw)

353 Ok, this clip seems right for the time and this ONT.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Q-IAya95d5Y

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 07, 2026 12:13 AM (qx7Zg)

354 Neorologists Warn Mental Decline Often Starts When You Can't Say This One Thing








Hail ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2026 12:14 AM (UfDpa)

355 Dirt was only if you had to stop the bleeding. But for minor wounds it was "oh good, its bleeding, that will flush the germs out"

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2026 12:15 AM (PV+Zw)

356 Dirt was only if you had to stop the bleeding. But for minor wounds it was "oh good, its bleeding, that will flush the germs out"

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2026 12:15 AM (PV+Zw)

You weren't a serious contender if you didn't play through the blood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2026 12:16 AM (dK+Kv)

357 I fell on the street with little gravel rocks imbedded in my knee at my grandmother's house.

She sat me on the commode and sprayed methiolate and I almost shot through the roof.

Apparently did not clean it super well and it got infected. Or I kept bumping it. Either/or. Have a scar but never cared because my legs were great when I needed greatness.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 07, 2026 12:17 AM (WONhk)

358 Doesn't anyone just use iodine?
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2026 12:05 AM (GseMx)


It is hard to get Iodine in the pharmacies here nowadays. I think they either use it for brewing meth or curing Covid.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2026 12:18 AM (rbvCR)

359 It's 'judgment" to SCOTUS & every other court in 'Murica.
Posted by: mnw

I spell it wrong, then.
But most my early reading was Brit Lit, so...
Well, that's my excuse.

Posted by: MkY at June 07, 2026 12:20 AM (q6tQZ)

360 Launch in 4 minutes

https://youtu.be/aT0ZZo9aNyM

Posted by: Joyenz at June 07, 2026 12:20 AM (2F0/Y)

361 Top picture looks like my father's lake, but without fire ants and poison snakes.

Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow. And know it's probably a better day than mine is going to be based on recent history.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 07, 2026 12:20 AM (WONhk)

362
You weren't a serious contender if you didn't play through the blood.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2026 12:16 AM (dK+Kv)

Chicks dig scars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 12:21 AM (DR/Xu)

363 Yes, the irony certainly dampens the memory.

EU > Das dritten Reich

but not by very much.

Only because the EU is incapable of projecting itself other places like the Reich could

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 07, 2026 12:22 AM (3/XaG)

364
Live cam showing the reflecting pool filling up

https://tinyurl.com/bduutu2d
Posted by: Piper

=============

Cool!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2026 12:22 AM (n7rxJ)

365 Launch is a GO!

Posted by: MkY at June 07, 2026 12:24 AM (q6tQZ)

366 Celox Gauze is designed to prevent schoolyard bleed-outs. Quickly expose the wound. Identify the point of bleeding. If the blood is pooled, remove excess with plain gauze. Pack the wound with Celox Gauze while applying and maintaining pressure.

Posted by: ZOD at June 07, 2026 12:25 AM (UfDpa)

367 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:05 AM (0kM66)

Sold as "tincture of iodine". Can you still get it? Iodine dissolved in alcohol.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

Walmart:
Liquid Iodine Drops | 2 fl oz | 150mcg | Vegetarian Tincture | by Horbaach
NATURALLY FREE OF: Gluten, Wheat, Yeast, Milk, Lactose, Soy, Artificial Color & Flavoring & NON-GMO
(says iodine and Potassium iodide)
It appears to be sold as a food supplement, not an antiseptic.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:25 AM (0kM66)

368 227 iper unalived herself with a bad typo
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026

***
Oh. Good. I was worried there for a minute . . . though if something serious had genuinely affected her, the tone of the comments would not have been so lighthearted.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 11:21 PM (wzUl9)

The whole Piper saga started with a typo in Pipers post 255 at 2:00 PM in the Karmelo Anthony thread on June 4; post=420005

Search the thread for Piper and see the whole sorry story....hee hee hee

Vaguely reminiscent of the whole Paul is dead thing with the Beatles...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 07, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

369 362 Launch in 4 minutes

https://youtu.be/aT0ZZo9aNyM
Posted by: Joyenz

It's up.
Thanks for getting those launches scheduled at more reasonable times. Those early morning launches are rough.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:29 AM (0kM66)

370 I often feel like I am looking into a mirror maze and I have no idea what is real and what isn't. But I think Piper is still alive and that's a good thing to know.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2026 12:31 AM (CHHv1)

371 Tulsi Gabbard 🌺
@TulsiGabbard
Jun 4
My husband Abraham was diagnosed with a very rare sacral chordoma. The surgery to remove bone and surrounding tissue lasted almost seven hours and was successful.

He had a rough night and is in a lot of pain but is finally home resting. Now recovery begins. We’re so grateful for the outpouring of prayers and kind messages from all of you. Our hearts are full.❤️

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:31 AM (0kM66)

372 328 To go to the horse's mount on the DC reflecting pool, according to Sec Interior Doug Burgum, they are still working on it as of yesterday - per this snappy little video

https://tinyurl.com/3whze5wm
Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:59 PM (rbvCR)


He's a surprisingly good communicator. I mean, I did not know that about him. Does Trump rub off on people, attract fellow rhetoricians, or select for the ability?

In a 41-second video, Burgum made sure to end with a tight closer, "Safe and Beautiful." And he set it up shortly before with "never been safer, never been more beautiful," so it was a callback without dull repetition.

Like the late great Scott Adams, I'm an "enthusiastic amateur" student of the skill. So I know a practitioner when I see one.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 12:32 AM (Sy6m/)

373 When I was a young lass I bought iodine to purify water for camping. I think that was tablets though, not a tincture. I did use them on one trip. The water did not taste great but I did not get dysentery.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2026 12:32 AM (PV+Zw)

374 Well, I guess as an author and speaker, Scott Adams was a pro. But he didn't have a psych or marketing degree, AFAIK.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 12:33 AM (Sy6m/)

375 When I was a young lass I bought iodine to purify water for camping. I think that was tablets though, not a tincture. I did use them on one trip. The water did not taste great but I did not get dysentery.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2026 12:32 AM (PV+Zw)

And you protected your thyroid from radiation!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 12:34 AM (DR/Xu)

376 She sat me on the commode and sprayed methiolate and I almost shot through the roof.
-----------
That bacteria doesn't go quietly. Here bacteria take some methiolate. Bacteria says, I am fighting back with a blowtorch.

Posted by: scampydog - occasional contributor at June 07, 2026 12:34 AM (41CYW)

377 Okay, I take it back. Scott Adams was a trained professional rhetorician. In addition to a Berkely MBA, he also took Dale Carnegie Training. He just also did a lot of independent reading on top of that. My bad.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 12:35 AM (Sy6m/)

378
Eight minutes 45 seconds to orbit. Looked like the grid fins on that booster during landing were getting a bit of a work out.

Not as much as one of the recent launched. I saw a video of that. Apparently there were some cross winds that picked up and those fins were really dancing compensating for all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2026 12:36 AM (w6EFb)

379 When I was a young lass I bought iodine to purify water for camping. I think that was tablets though, not a tincture. I did use them on one trip. The water did not taste great but I did not get dysentery.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2026 12:32 AM (PV+Zw)

I had a bottle of the military tablets when I was in boy scouts. Yeah, water tasted a tad nasty, but they work.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2026 12:36 AM (snZF9)

380 But I think Piper is still alive and that's a good thing to know.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


She posted seven times in this thread, so if she's not alive, she's doing a great impression of it!

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2026 12:37 AM (VHUov)

381 Hello Illinois -

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• Vairt (a Sharia-compliant real estate investment platform founded by Jail Ahmed Sukhera) is developing/marketing the 165 acre site,
2558 N 3653 Rd or 3650 Rd, Sheridan, IL 60551

• https://community. > zoya.finance > /t/vairt-real-estate/3131
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Vairt is a Sharia-Compliant Real Estate Investment Platform, a US-based company currently with offices in the USA, Europe, and the UAE

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:39 AM (0kM66)

382 Wild ending to the hockey game. They were all getting tired.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 12:40 AM (x/s3z)

383 372 I often feel like I am looking into a mirror maze and I have no idea what is real and what isn't. But I think Piper is still alive and that's a good thing to know.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2026 12:31 AM (CHHv1)


She was nearly killed by a stray typo. I forget exactly how it started, I think someone joked that she had Saijo's name tattooed, and she swiftly clarified that she did not have any Oriental language tattoos, in case the tumor took off. We were all confused how kanji would harm cancer treatment, but shrugged and went straight to divvying up her stuff. So, heading off one small rumor sparked a bigger one. But her ghost has been a very good sport about the whole thing.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 12:41 AM (Sy6m/)

384 @382 AI is still in the early stages. Talk to Pixy when you can't afford a backup drive. And there's a laughing Piper telling you why this is a good thing.

I was only miles away.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2026 12:42 AM (CHHv1)

385 374 328 To go to the horse's mount on the DC reflecting pool, according to Sec Interior Doug Burgum, they are still working on it as of yesterday - per this snappy little video

https://tinyurl.com/3whze5wm
Posted by: Kindltot
----

Trump fixed it, that's the bottom line.
Don't think they had the tech to get it right when it was built?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:44 AM (0kM66)

386 @385 There are names, there are masks. I have been in the AoS community for over 20 years. Any time I can confirm a human soul, that's a positive day. (Also, I don't feed on those souls. Ick!)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2026 12:45 AM (CHHv1)

387 Howdy, horde!

Wooo... long day... but got the chores done & a shower to wash all the dust & dirt off.

Great tunes, D&D! Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)

388 Good Night Everbody

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 07, 2026 12:51 AM (QGaXH)

389 Those in the real deep south prefer an open casket set up on a stage with stripper poles and duets of very talented performers during the funeral.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Open bar

Posted by: Miklos thinks you forgot something at June 07, 2026 12:52 AM (6VErX)

390 19 Electric Avenue is one of those songs like Henley's All She Wants To Do Is Dance. Or Born In The USA
Everyone just knows the chorus.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 10:06 PM (gKWVE)


This 2:35-long sit-down comedy bit is actually funny and worth the time:

fritzie -
guy at a party who only knows one line of tiny dancer
https://youtu.be/mp2Xh0ONoTM

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 12:52 AM (Sy6m/)

391 Sold as "tincture of iodine". Can you still get it? Iodine dissolved in alcohol.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Barkeep?

I'll have a tincture of me, please

Posted by: Miklos thinks this might cost at June 07, 2026 12:53 AM (6VErX)

392 Those in the real deep south prefer an open casket set up on a stage with stripper poles and duets of very talented performers during the funeral.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


* nods *

Nothing classes up an event like synchronized pole dance.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2026 12:54 AM (VHUov)

393 Good night Rogue, I am out as well.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 07, 2026 12:54 AM (PV+Zw)

394 >> Nothing classes up an event like synchronized pole dance.

And some twerking for the coup de grace of class.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2026 12:55 AM (w6EFb)

395 Howdy, horde!

Wooo... long day... but got the chores done & a shower to wash all the dust & dirt off.

Great tunes, D&D! Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)

Well then, its time for a shot. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 07, 2026 12:56 AM (snZF9)

396 Trump fixed it, that's the bottom line.
Don't think they had the tech to get it right when it was built?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:44 AM (0kM66)


even the Panama Canal has required multiple rebuilds in the last century

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2026 12:57 AM (rbvCR)

397 fritzie -
guy at a party who only knows one line of tiny dancer
https://youtu.be/mp2Xh0ONoTM
Posted by: SciVo
---

He does a good impersonation of a female.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:57 AM (0kM66)

398 Live cam showing the reflecting pool filling up

https://tinyurl.com/bduutu2d
Posted by: Piper

=============

Cool!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Compare and Contrast-

Trump fixes reflecting Pool and Fountains

DC spews sewage into the Potomac

Posted by: Miklos does not see mere coincidence at June 07, 2026 12:57 AM (6VErX)

399 >>>>> Nothing classes up an event like synchronized pole dance.

And some twerking for the coup de grace of class.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

>There is only one way to do this right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 12:58 AM (x/s3z)

400 Well then, its time for a shot. lol
Posted by: Berserker

Damn right!

*shots for both of us!*

Heck, a round for the house!

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)

401 I have discovered that Amoxicillin can give one unending hiccups that may or may not go away. I have another day before I can call the MD back to see if he can switch me to another antibiotic

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2026 12:59 AM (rbvCR)

402 even the Panama Canal has required multiple rebuilds in the last century
Posted by: Kindltot

Trump is a kind of A Man A Plan Panama guy

Kicked the Chinese out

Posted by: Miklos sees non-palindromic significance at June 07, 2026 12:59 AM (6VErX)

403 Barkeep?

I'll have a tincture of me, please
Posted by: Miklos thinks this might cost at June 07, 2026 12:53 AM (6VErX)

??
You want to be dissolved in alcohol?

Um, I don't know if da boss will let me do that for ya...

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2026 01:00 AM (rdVOm)

404 Heck, a round for the house!
Posted by: JQ

Looks like I picked the wrong week to pretend to stop drinking

Posted by: Miklos is unopposed at June 07, 2026 01:01 AM (6VErX)

405 Um, I don't know if da boss will let me do that for ya...
Posted by: JQ

Slowly

Not the full Jeremy Bentham treatment

Posted by: Miklos likes what is for internal use only at June 07, 2026 01:02 AM (6VErX)

406 ...Got this sinking feeling that I will be rather sore in the morning. Perhaps even have difficulty moving at all. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm)

407 And some twerking for the coup de grace of class.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

>There is only one way to do this right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

I bet the Ghanaian pallbearers would beat the piss out of any twerking bitches try to interlope in one of their funerals

Posted by: Miklos would pay to see it too at June 07, 2026 01:05 AM (6VErX)

408 Dropping back in to say a proper au revoir before dropping back out for the night.


What I think of when I see Zud Imperial
https://youtu.be/eeZaiSVPXTM


Tomorrow night's ONT fashion section by the late Piper will feature fashionable funereal wear and proper mourning outfits, as well as tips on looking dashing in your casket.


And something soft and sweet to lull you to sleep
https://youtu.be/LdLYMqAVZ6Q


G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - bless its pointed little head at June 07, 2026 01:07 AM (dn9xm)

409 Well, time for me to call it a night. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2026 01:07 AM (1z8ji)

410 You want to be dissolved in alcohol?

Um, I don't know if da boss will let me do that for ya...
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2026 01:00 AM (rdVOm)

406 Heck, a round for the house!
Posted by: JQ

I was overserved!

Posted by: Puddle of Solution at June 07, 2026 01:07 AM (zZu0s)

411 Oh, and I missed the Movie Thread, which started on quintessential '80s movies and branched out into each decade, but I didn't see anyone mention this one: The President's Analyst (1967) is about as solid a distillation of the essence of the age as can be imagined. Wait, let me see if they have a trailer online... yep.

https://youtu.be/5XvaDL-laNA

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 01:08 AM (Sy6m/)

412 Well, time for me to call it a night. Later, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

This time of year, gets dark early up North

Posted by: Miklos is probably right but too lazy to check at June 07, 2026 01:09 AM (6VErX)

413 I feel so guilty being part of the Piper fiasco.
I'm gonna change my nic.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:09 AM (ZxzYs)

414 He advocated individual and economic freedoms, ...freedom of expression, equal rights for women, the right to divorce, and ...the decriminalizing of homosexual acts.[8][9]

He called for the abolition of slavery,[10] capital punishment, and physical punishment, including that of children.... he opposed the idea of natural law and natural rights (both of which are considered "divine" or "God-given" in origin), calling them "nonsense upon stilts"
---

String him up!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 01:09 AM (0kM66)

415 Dulurks.
Hi fine people.
Nice to meet you.

Posted by: Murderorger at June 07, 2026 01:11 AM (ZxzYs)

416 Dulurks.
Hi fine people.
Nice to meet you.
Posted by: Murderorger

Damn glad to meet ya!

Have a seat

Posted by: Miklos sitting with Sidney, Clayton ang Jugdish at June 07, 2026 01:14 AM (6VErX)

417 I have discovered that Amoxicillin can give one unending hiccups that may or may not go away.
Posted by: Kindltot

Amoxicillin (aka obnoxiouscillin) can also give one unending, full-body hives. (Vicodin to the rescue)

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 07, 2026 01:15 AM (W5mpo)

418 Hi fine people.
Nice to meet you.
Posted by: Murderorger at June 07, 2026 01:11 AM (ZxzYs)

'Sup. Have a beer. Don't cost nothin'.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 07, 2026 01:15 AM (0aYVJ)

419 399 fritzie -
guy at a party who only knows one line of tiny dancer
https://youtu.be/mp2Xh0ONoTM
Posted by: SciVo
---

He does a good impersonation of a female.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 12:57 AM (0kM66)


Her timing is on point, everything, she really sells it -- but then the kicker is after, when you realize that since she apparently recorded the bit at home, she didn't need to mime holding a drink. She could've grabbed a wine glass. She just didn't want to be accused of being a prop comic, I guess.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 01:15 AM (Sy6m/)

420 *slides a cold Fosters down the bar for 'Murderorger' LOL

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

421 The Piper Fiasco of '26


Many Morons fell for it that day, my friends

Posted by: Miklos trying to tell the kids that at June 07, 2026 01:17 AM (6VErX)

422 Still booking accommodations for the mostly-Wyoming trip for July. Nggghhhh....

Requirements are:

Pooky must sleep in a bed or his back gets messed up.
If I sleep with Pooky, it must be a king size or he'll hit/kick me during a PTSD nightmare. If it's a queen, I won't sleep and therefore won't be safe to drive.
Pookette must sleep off the floor or her hips will hurt and we'll hear about it for the whole two weeks.
Lil Pooky needs space for his playpen. We could try putting him in a bed with Pookette, but neither one of them will sleep for at least the first three hours of that. (Actually, none of us will. There will be too much arguing and/or giggling.)

As I said, nggghhh....

Posted by: pookysgirl is unfortunately the only one who can do this at June 07, 2026 01:18 AM (Wt5PA)

423 'Sup. Have a beer. Don't cost nothin'.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian

I love it when a joke comes together

Posted by: Col. Miklos Hannibal-Smith at June 07, 2026 01:19 AM (6VErX)

424 It was funny as hell when it happened.
Grandkid had his last soccer game today. Lost 4 to 2. He tries so hard but then doesn't want to hurt anyone so he doesn't kick the ball for fear of kicking the guy getting past him.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:20 AM (ZxzYs)

425 Many Morons fell for it that day, my friends
Posted by: Miklos trying to tell the kids that at June 07, 2026 01:17 AM (6VErX)

It was fun to do the bit. Not least as she was not sure what was going on, having missed the murder of Buzzion by Fen, lo these many years ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 01:24 AM (zZu0s)

426

When I was forced to play soccer as a kid, I made a point of kicking the other kids so they would take me out and I didn't have to do that anymore.

Posted by: generally well-behaved young Miklos at June 07, 2026 01:26 AM (6VErX)

427 388 @385 There are names, there are masks. I have been in the AoS community for over 20 years. Any time I can confirm a human soul, that's a positive day. (Also, I don't feed on those souls. Ick!)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2026 12:45 AM (CHHv1)

How are you preparing them?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 07, 2026 01:29 AM (w/O5Q)

428
It was fun to do the bit. Not least as she was not sure what was going on, having missed the murder of Buzzion by Fen, lo these many years ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---

People forget, that though comely, the ettes can be quite dangerous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 01:29 AM (0kM66)

429 Once upon a time, the natives had a saying: "Don't Californicate Colorado." Well, look at your Governor.

Colorado, you've been f*cked.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 07, 2026 01:30 AM (iwl6y)

430 Colorado, you've been f*cked.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 07, 2026 01:30 AM (iwl6y)

I wonder if weed was a symptom or cause. Certainly an accelerator.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 01:32 AM (zZu0s)

431 And before advocates jump, I am not making a pro or anti devils cabbage argument per se, just that weed legalization flooded the state. Now they are a reliable dem machine. Just like California. You won't dig back out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 01:33 AM (zZu0s)

432 >>>When I was forced to play soccer as a kid, I made a point of kicking the other kids so they would take me out and I didn't have to do that anymore.

Posted by: generally well-behaved young Miklos

>When we played street soccer, everybody kicked the shit out of each other, we had no gear and after everybody was bloody, nobody wanted to play anymore.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 07, 2026 01:37 AM (x/s3z)

433 Colorado was flooded in weed long before it was legalized.
So was California.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:37 AM (ZxzYs)

434 Not to be an anal dick or anything, but it's "delurks".
Other than that I'm a sweetheart.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2026 01:38 AM (oq9dX)

435 Legalization just shifted the money around.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:38 AM (ZxzYs)

436 @429 - that's my kitchen secret. 11 herbs and spices? HA!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2026 01:40 AM (CHHv1)

437 436 Not to be an anal dick or anything, but it's "delurks".
Other than that I'm a sweetheart.
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2026 01:38 AM (oq9dX)

Sorry. I'm new hear.
* Rulurks

Posted by: Murderorger at June 07, 2026 01:43 AM (ZxzYs)

438 AAARGH

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2026 01:44 AM (oq9dX)

439 Rulurk?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 01:45 AM (zZu0s)

440 It was a mispelling that started the whole thing.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2026 01:46 AM (ZxzYs)

441 Let's call the whole thing off!

*jazz hands*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 01:49 AM (zZu0s)

442 Should have spelled it 'jeez hands'. Would have fit the metier better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 01:49 AM (zZu0s)

443 US soccer team had a rainbow uniform in the game vs Germany. Because of course they did.

Posted by: Heroq at June 07, 2026 01:49 AM (tNkpt)

444 It was a mispelling that started the whole thing.
Posted by: Reforger


Whoa, be careful. Mispellings can kill ya ded around here.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2026 01:51 AM (VHUov)

445 That does not seem to be the proper amount of Rum for that drink.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 10:48

The recipe also doesn't say whether to use sweet or dry vermouth. I'm guessing dry?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 07, 2026 01:51 AM (55Qr6)

446 RE: Comment of the week by AK:
I'm in Alaska for the first time in 45 years. When did Disney turn the place into a tourist trap?

Posted by: Cosda at June 07, 2026 01:52 AM (XfbQK)

447 Weirdest thing I've seen all day: take a children's story, set it to metal, and add claymation:

Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 01:53 AM (Sy6m/)

448 433 ...Just like California. You won't dig back out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---

According to how those trenching tools are used.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 01:57 AM (0kM66)

449 Weirdest thing I've seen all day: take a children's story, set it to metal, and add claymation:

Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U
Posted by: SciVo


I'm 29 enough to have seen that on MTV. Back when MTV played music videos.

The band was called Green Jellö to start with. The Jell-O people sent some lawyers.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2026 01:59 AM (VHUov)

450 Yeah, it was a thing.

Like Beck's Loser.

Or the Mmmmm mmmm mmmm song by Crash Test Dummies.

Or fucking Blind Melon. Fucking kid in a bumblebee costume. Dammit, now I am hearing it in my head!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 02:06 AM (zZu0s)

451 If I have to listen to it, so do you all:

https://youtu.be/3qVPNONdF58?
si=Oz5j9f2WSLhFgMZ6

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 02:10 AM (zZu0s)

452 Russians are trained in the use of entrenching tools.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 02:12 AM (0kM66)

453 My local psychic, "Madame Marie Reader and Advisor" works out of a small shack next to the liquor store (Red Dot Store in South Carolina)...
She also sells lottery tickets, but when I offer to buy one together, she says no.
Unethical, she says
Posted by: Miklos on payday at June 06, 2026 10:54

True story...
our local psychic was arrested and sent to prison for something like "financial abuse of a senior citizen".

What a lousy psychic, she didn't foresee that she would get caught.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 07, 2026 02:19 AM (55Qr6)

454 For once I agree with pete hegseth mormonism is not christianity ;but a racist cult. Look up zelph and what the book of mormons call black people. Filth is one of the nicer words. Jesus does not live on the planet noroni.

Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2026 02:20 AM (Robvc)

455 Speaking of SpaceX they just signed a deal for Google to pay them $920 million per month for compute capacity in SpaceX's Colossus datacenters. (Tech Crunch)

... SpaceX already has an arrangement with AI company Anthropic, which pays SpaceX $1.25 billion per month to lease compute capacity.
_Pixy
---

Buddy, can you spare a dime?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 02:24 AM (0kM66)

456 Replace a crappy earworm with a better one!

This song's been going through my mind all week, although I wouldn't say it's a *typical* earworm:

youtu.be/FdzbPX8vrec

Love the piano work. RIP, Allen.

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

457 Now my suggested is full of scrappy one hit wonders from the 90s.

Although I like No Doubt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 02:27 AM (zZu0s)

458 'Night, horde. Really, really feelin' 29 now, LOL!

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2026 02:31 AM (rdVOm)

459 Now my suggested is full of scrappy one hit wonders from the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


See post #188 for the fix.

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2026 02:33 AM (VHUov)

460 Russians are trained in the use of entrenching tools.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent

So are all American kids who ever built a fort in the woods and shot bottle rockets at each other despite certain admonitions

Posted by: formerly well-behaved young Miklos at June 07, 2026 02:35 AM (6VErX)

461 Although I like No Doubt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The epistemology of their lyrics leaves certain questions

Posted by: Late Nite Philosopher Miklos (probably just the ouzo talking) at June 07, 2026 02:37 AM (6VErX)

462 Perhaps this charming ditty from 2009 will soothe your earworm angst:

The Asteroids Galaxy Tour - The Golden Age (4K Official Video)
https://youtu.be/x5h-LAvQDCQ

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 02:43 AM (Sy6m/)

463 Winston Churchill has left been tossed out of the building:

https://tinyurl.com/4rftz2zz

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 02:45 AM (ohSsM)

464 Whoops. Rainman got it wrong again. the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is included in list of religions listed by the military. They were not excluded .

https://tinyurl.com/b8fytpaw

It makes sense to just look at almost everything the media spews as biased or incorrect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 02:46 AM (n3VHW)

465 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2026 02:20 AM (Robvc)

Many of my relatives on my mom's side are Mormon, or LDS (Latter Day Saints). While I'm not about to read their book or join their church, it is advisable to keep in mind Matthew 12:33, "Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit."

And they are some of the nicest, most generous, most trustworthy, and most reliable people. So the tree that they're fruit of must be pretty alright.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 02:51 AM (Sy6m/)

466 It makes sense to just look at almost everything the media spews as biased or incorrect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---

He always gets it wrong.
Be well, I'm going to bed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2026 02:52 AM (0kM66)

467 My guess was he was looking for us to do our 'and about those fucking Mormons...' bit. To be fair, anti-Catholic seems to be most of the flavor we get and that is usually from randos.

We need to make Coptics or Amish edgy again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 02:52 AM (zZu0s)

468 Maybe Monophysites.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 02:53 AM (zZu0s)

469 This is always good to pull an earworm:

https://youtu.be/ZuWkVqum6a8?
si=OLZiCNeQWho9q56D

Jay and the Americans

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 02:55 AM (zZu0s)

470 Maybe Monophysites.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

There are two sides

Posted by: Miklos the Bogomil at June 07, 2026 03:06 AM (6VErX)

471 3am

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 03:08 AM (Ia/+0)

472 469 My guess was he was looking for us to do our 'and about those fucking Mormons...' bit. To be fair, anti-Catholic seems to be most of the flavor we get and that is usually from randos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 07, 2026 02:52 AM (zZu0s)


I'm actually Catholic myself, so that wouldn't work. My parents are Baptist, so good luck slamming 'fundies'. And my sister I think is just a fallen-away unchurched, although we politely don't talk about it, but I wouldn't go all "oh grr those secularists grr argh" either.

Well, the secularists are all wrong, as shown by the fruit of the policies drawn from their values, but it will take time and patient persistence to deal with it. And (human nature being what it is) they'll never admit it. But there's no point in hating, that just makes people dig in and commit harder to their error.

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 03:12 AM (Sy6m/)

473 Another overreaching judge. Girl kept from church, Bible and Christian friends in a custody case by judge who considers Calvary Chapel a "cult" . No, it's not a cult. It's a conservative, evangelical church.

I would have done a tiny url, but that's not working right now. The story is on Breitbart. Co
And the girls name is Emily Bickford.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 03:28 AM (OYsYV)

474 Meant Breitbart.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 03:29 AM (OYsYV)

475 I wonder if weed was a symptom or cause. Certainly an accelerator.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Nonsense. Rock-ribbed conservatives failing to participate in local government beyond the occasional vote is what did it.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 07, 2026 03:29 AM (W5mpo)

476 Russians are trained in the use of entrenching tools.
Posted by: Braenyard

The harder they dig, the farther away the commissar is.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 07, 2026 03:31 AM (W5mpo)

477 Love the piano work. RIP, Allen.
Posted by: JQ

That song is gorgeous - from the keys to the vocals to the guitar solo

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 07, 2026 03:33 AM (W5mpo)

478 4 in a row. Dead

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 07, 2026 03:40 AM (W5mpo)

479 https://youtu.be/dSQ40d8uoOI

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 07, 2026 03:46 AM (P3X50)

480 475 Another overreaching judge. Girl kept from church, Bible and Christian friends in a custody case by judge who considers Calvary Chapel a "cult" . No, it's not a cult. It's a conservative, evangelical church.

I would have done a tiny url, but that's not working right now. The story is on Breitbart. Co
And the girls name is Emily Bickford.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 03:28 AM (OYsYV)


I got your back!

Exclusive: Girl Kept from Church, Bible, and Christian Friends by Portland Judge Awaits Appeals Court Ruling
Breitbart: https://tinyurl.com/y9ybnym2

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 03:48 AM (Sy6m/)

481 Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 03:48 AM (Sy6m

Thanks very much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2026 03:51 AM (n3VHW)

482 Dammit, I like some of their stuff, but Faith No More really tests me. In fact one of their other videos was just atrocious artsy-ness and unwatchable, where the song itself was mid to begin with it.

But this one, the song is actually good. You would want to put it on and listen to it while doing things. So why is the video so gay? I looked it up, and only their keyboardist came out as homo later. So I think I may need to trademark this:

They're either gay or pretending. And pretending to be gay is authentically queer.

Faith No More - Easy (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/vPzDTfIb0DU

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 04:16 AM (Sy6m/)

483 Easy (Audio)
https://youtu.be/4K0mjMRTiec

Posted by: SciVo at June 07, 2026 04:20 AM (Sy6m/)

484 473 3am
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2026 03:08 AM (Ia/+0)

Three o'clock in the morning
And it looks like it's gonna be another sleepless night

--Crystal Gayle

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 04:24 AM (6wpGE)

485 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 04:30 AM (6wpGE)

486 I have inadvertently snagged a trifecta on the tech thread.

Posted by: m at June 07, 2026 04:41 AM (6wpGE)

487 Re Californians wrecking Anchorage:
When California was enforcing its three strikes law it was common practice for Samoan gang affiliates who had two strikes to head north to Anchorage and live with family members so as to avoid accidentally winning the third strike life in prison game.

Posted by: waepnedmann at June 07, 2026 07:06 AM (Ak9Lp)

488 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXHUb0wFRE

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 07, 2026 10:07 AM (jrgJz)

The 1980s Movie [Lex]

CloakandDagger.jpg

When conceiving this post, I began broadly. I came up with a slew of titles that I believed represented “a 1980s movie.” My list included Hoosiers (1986), Mr. Mom (1983), Nine to Five (1980), Cloak and Dagger (1984), The Breakfast Club (1985), Risky Business (1983), and The Karate Kid (1984).


Why these movies? I deliberately left out blockbusters from the 1980s, such as E.T., Star Wars, and any of the Indiana Jones pictures. Spectacles and blockbusters have been a given since at least the 1920s, so I didn’t feel a high budget movie qualified as representative of any particular decade. Different appetites (sword and sandal, war, sci-fi), yes, but no distinctive aspect that would tie any big-budget series of films to a decade.

I also put Academy Award-style films to the side—for the same reason. Movies seeking Oscar glory are always going to exist and don’t necessarily possess anything unique to a decade. Finally, I did not count the burgeoning independent film scene of the 1980s or foreign films.

What then, in my estimation, made the films on my list “80s” movies, other than the years in which they were produced? These mainstream domestic pictures, in my opinion, were particular to the 1980s because they were mid-budget fare, well-structured, quite clear in their dramatic purpose, and reflective of the more ordered zeitgeist of the Reagan era.

Many films will mirror the times in which they are produced, but I think there was something more distinctive to a middle grade 1980s movie than in other decades. Of course I have to check my bias. I came of age in the 1980s and am more familiar with the movies of that era, but I think I can dismiss these prejudices with a quick review of film history.

After the silent era, Hollywood entered its golden age, and the studio system, though legally dashed in the mid-1940s, managed to hang around through the 1950s and even into the 1960s. By the end of the 1960s, there were new rules, and the 1970s, many say, was the most free-handed decade for mainstream filmmakers as Hollywood reorganized itself.

By the 1980s, order took hold again and corporations edged out the latter-day studio mogul. Thus, you had a decade finally free of old studio rules but somewhat brought to heel by the new, conglomerate powers that be, as well as a Reaganesque social ethos. The result for cinema was the kind of middle tier films on my list.

Did this category of film exist in other eras? Of course, but they were more akin to b-roll or schlocky genre movies than solid, medium budget pictures with clean and compelling metaphors. To me, these are the hallmarks of a 1980s movie.
This type of movie hung around into the 1990s until the internet came along and probably destroyed quality filmmaking at the mainstream level forever.

You’ll never see a movie like Mr. Mom on 3,000 screens again. Blame it on Covid or CGI (now AI) or streaming or the unslakable thirst for prequels, sequels and origin stories, but the simple, effective, and meaningful medium-budget picture of the 1980s is likely not to be produced again—at least for broad consumption in domestic movie theaters.

Circling back, I thought I could discuss most, if not all, of the films on my list. But the more I wrote, I realized it would be too long an essay. So, I decided to dissect one movie I believe is emblematic of what I consider a 1980s movie. That film is Cloak and Dagger.

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Cloak and Dagger is about a boy and his father (Dabney Coleman) who recently lost their mother/wife and are in the throes of grieving. The father works on an air force base and is frequently absent. The boy, Davey (Henry Thomas), is left to his own devices much of the time and often spins tales about espionage and conspiracies. He’s aided in these fantasies by the fictional character Jack Flack (also played by Coleman), who is a master spy of some kind. He eggs Davey on, much of the time to no good, until of course they stumble upon a real spy ring.

But the plot is incidental to the real power of the movie. Davey and his father are still reeling from their loss. Davey needs his father to help him get over his trauma, but the father is too busy—and too wounded himself—to give Davey the support he needs. Thus, Davey descends into the world of imaginary spies and secret missions to salve his wounds.

Jack Flack can only be seen by Davey, and the dramatic purpose of the movie is similarly shaded by the plot. Cloak and Dagger is not about a tween boy who [SPOILER ALERT] uncovers a conspiracy to encode secret military plans in a video game cassette. It’s a movie about grief and healing.

Cloak and Dagger might seem a little silly to modern eyes, but even its title is an indicator of its deftness. ‘Cloak and dagger’ of course defines the nature of the story, an adventure tale fraught with disguise and menace. At the same time, the title underscores the metaphor of the movie: Davey and his father are themselves caught in a personal caper.

Davey needs his widowered, hard-working father to be there for him. He needs his father to be his hero, and that’s why at the very end of the film [SPOLIER ALERT again] the two figures merge with the real father taking the place of the imaginary Jack Flack, and both father and son realizing they will have to behave differently to get past their grief. This movie is not about spies and secret tapes but a boy who needs his father to be his hero, not a mythical, cartoon version of one.

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My debut essay on AoS was about the difference between clever and good screenwriting, and Cloak and Dagger epitomizes the style of good writing found in the 1980s, medium-budget range, which is almost a lost art now.

In that essay, I explained that a movie need not be a straight drama with a serious tone (from the 1980s think Ordinary People or Chariots of Fire) to be considered “good.” Offbeat films, even silly ones can fall into the good camp of screenwriting as opposed to the “clever,” which means the movie is more about its plot hook and therefore superficial.

Perhaps it’s no accident, then, that several of the movies on my list are goofy, veering towards hokey—with Cloak and Dagger the goofiest and hokiest of my choices.

Putting aside its playfulness, Cloak and Dagger is a tight, three-act movie with well-rounded characters, effective dialogue, smart pacing, and, above all, a strong dramatic purpose with which viewers can connect. The conclusion, [last SPOILER ALERT], where Jack Flack and the father merge with the father assuming the dominant role is one of the more touching final moments in a movie that I can recall.

Cloak and Dagger was a modest financial success and played on almost 1,200 screens. Had it not been up against the Summer Olympics I believe it would have gone wider and done even better business.

Much of Cloak and Dagger’s success in the 1980s and its impact since then, I believe, is due to its light touch, and, to me, a great deal of what makes an 80s movie just that is an insouciance mixed into the potage.

Saturday Night Fever is a movie that is almost inseparable from the 1970s, but it has many characteristics of an 80s movie—at least according to my definition. Yet there is one key difference which would keep it off my list.

Saturday Night Fever’s final moments leave things open-ended. As the credits roll, we don’t quite know what Tony Manero has achieved or if he has changed, but we know when Bender raises his fist at the conclusion of The Breakfast Club that something significant has shifted within him. The same can be said in the concluding frames of Cloak and Dagger, and that’s what defines an 80s movie—the cleanness and assuredness of its arc as a story.

This is the effect of Reagan’s America, a little bit square but surely a better and more self-confident era for the United States and filmmakers. There are no loose ends or dumb plot holes in my idea of a 1980s movie, and the stories are entirely believable within the context of the world they establish.

It was “morning in America again” or so Reagan said in a political ad in the 1980s. Our movies were also finding themselves again in this decade, and I’m not sure other decades can say the same.

Of course, I expect to be challenged on this theory. It is all a little speculative. Were there smaller, compact, issues-pictures in the 1950s, for example? Undoubtedly; but I’m not sure any of them could be called a “50s” movie. Were Magnificent Obsession or All That Heaven Allows or Imitation of Life (three wonderful Douglas Sirk pictures) unique to the 1950s or just produced then? I can see a case either way, and I expect my conceit to be tested.

In that spirit, what’s a “1980s movie” I’m leaving out? Or what other decade has a type of film particular to that time period? Prove me wrong, in essence, or point out that the type of movie I’m describing falls in other eras and is not unique to the 1980s.

Maybe the 80s will only be remembered for its music or big hair and shoulder pads, but I’m making a case that a certain type of film should also be indelibly written into that decade.

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1 *marches in*

Posted by: The Twonky at June 06, 2026 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

2
omg I not only read the content, I went back to the prior thread and read THAT content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 07:39 PM (n7rxJ)

3 I am proud to announce we are having Election Day Concert in November to celebrate my victory again.

We will have Yoko Ono and Sir Mix Alot in concert to celebrate.

Hope you can join us...........

Posted by: Mayor Bass at June 06, 2026 07:39 PM (xl8DV)

4 We're off to a slow start tonight....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 07:40 PM (gnNyN)

5 I like the idea of “the 80’s movie”and think it was an era of getting back to optimism. The typical 60’s movie (not all of course) was stupid and nonsensical (which is why so many have been forgotten now) and the 70’s were marked by a dark, dystopian and often nihilistic ethos.

80’s movies went back to being fun! I’ll name one that I think of as a great 80’s movie, although a bit more quirky and less well know than those you name - Cherry 2000.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 07:40 PM (3mtTi)

6 "Obviously, he’s not Donald Trump. I mean, he is the gateway drug to Trumpism. Let’s put it this way: If he wins and [Texas Senate candidate James] Talarico loses, the cry across the land, in that Democratic consultant class, will be: ‘Find me more Platners. We need more Platners. These are the guys who know how to win.’ And where have I heard this before?" columnist David French said.

They really believe that fake rape is real rape.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur)

7 On a similar theme, were there "representative" Sixties movies and ones for the Seventies? Leaving out the '70s blockbusters like Jaws, Star Wars, and Close Encounters just as TJM leaves aside the blockbusters of the '80s. And please, pretty please, leaving Easy Rider out of the Sixties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:41 PM (wzUl9)

8 I think Breakfast Club is the most overrated film in history. I hate it more as I get older. Its right up there with any of the 70s nihilistic bullshit in this aspect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

9 I never saw Cloak & Daggrr

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 07:42 PM (fE6HJ)

10 Heathers. I think that was still in the 80s.

I tended to see the indie movies at the indie theaters. I keep thinking lately of Paris, Texas. I don't remember what it was about, so I don't know why it keeps popping into my head.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:43 PM (h7ZuX)

11 I could never buy Dabney Coleman in any role, he always felt like a guy who wandered onto the set and was just reading lines.

I think Breakfast Club is the most overrated film in history. I hate it more as I get older.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off is that way to me. Its just awful and the main character is utterly despicable

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2026 07:43 PM (UZCuZ)

12 4 We're off to a slow start tonight....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 07:40 PM (gnNyN)

We were all trying to remember what movies we saw 40 years ago. It's rough, because we're only 29.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:45 PM (h7ZuX)

13 80’s movies went back to being fun! I’ll name one that I think of as a great 80’s movie, although a bit more quirky and less well know than those you name - Cherry 2000.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026

***
Gotcha!
from the '80s, with Anthony Edwards as a college student who is a strategic expert and winner at a paintball-like game -- and finds himself caught up in spy intrigues in what was still Communist East Germany. A fun film for sure; and you get Linda Fiorentino (Men in Black) as a sloe-eyed secret agent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:45 PM (wzUl9)

14 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Red Dawn ... 1984

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:45 PM (EFkNq)

16 Caddy shack was 4 hours 4 minutes of Harold Ramos in the first cut.
Where are the cut 3 or so hours.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 07:46 PM (/+uur)

17 I could never buy Dabney Coleman in any role, he always felt like a guy who wandered onto the set and was just reading lines.

***
I have trouble seeing him as a hero, for sure. He has always played the rat and chiseler to perfection.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:46 PM (wzUl9)

18 Back to the Future 1985

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2026 07:46 PM (lJ0H4)

19 I have never seen Last Picture Show but love the 3 books.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 07:47 PM (/+uur)

20 11...Coleman, I think, was the only actor in both films on my list. He was the boss in Nine to Five. I also liked him in Tootsie. I don't think he had much range but was good at what he was given and knew not to stretch himself too much.

Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 07:47 PM (y4H1r)

21 I’d pick Soylent Green as a typical 70’s movie.

And “The Party” as a typical 60’s movie. If you’re not familiar with “The Party” it’s where a bunch of bored rich people wander around some wealthy persons house drinking and having bland and meaningless conversations for 90 minutes. At some point an elephant shows up. The End.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 07:47 PM (3mtTi)

22 Watched last couple days
They Were Expendable with John Wayne
Ike, Countdown to D-Day with Tom Selleck

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

23 I just looked through my collection of 300 movies and realized that maybe 10% at most come from the 1980s.

Everything else is from 1990s onwards (with a few from the late 1960s and 1970s).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 07:47 PM (gnNyN)

24 French no more believes this crap than really enjoys watching his wife get plowed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)

25 Caddy shack was 4 hours 4 minutes of Harold Ramos in the first cut.

Apparently it was just random crap they filmed because they thought it was funny, and someone had to try to make it into a movie. Whoever it was, did heroic work to create a sort of narrative and make it actually a story

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2026 07:48 PM (UZCuZ)

26 Watched Red Dawn today as well

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)

27 Short Circuit and Flight of the Navigator may not make your 'quintessential 80s movie' list, but they were great as an 80s kid, and they did have that 'there's a story, and a moral, and the plot hook doesn't overwhelm them'... IMO. Although Flight of the Navigator rides the edge on that.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 06, 2026 07:48 PM (aJQbY)

28 Repo Man. Liquid Sky. Eating Raoul. Das Boot. My Dinner with Andre*

*I'll never get those two hours or so back. What a bore.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:49 PM (h7ZuX)

29 Late 70s had lots of apocalyptic movies

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)

30 I'm currently watching Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

The pod race is about to begin!

Start your engines!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 07:49 PM (gnNyN)

31 Apparently it was just random crap they filmed because they thought it was funny, and someone had to try to make it into a movie. Whoever it was, did heroic work to create a sort of narrative and make it actually a story
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2026 07:48 PM (UZCuZ)

I would love the see that rap

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 07:50 PM (/+uur)

32 Ferris Bueller's Day Off is that way to me. Its just awful and the main character is utterly despicable
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2026 07:43 PM (UZCuZ)

Agreed. Although not as bad as Breajfast club and rhe rest of Hughes' oeuvre. I do not like any of the characters. Why root for Ferris? He's a shithead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

33 Just watched Jaws for the time in 20 years or so. On Starz. Meh. I knew when every good line would come up. Still fun I guess. I'm sorry it started Spielberg's career.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 07:51 PM (l26NL)

34 Interesting choice of movie, Lex. _Cloak and Dagger_ is one of those movies that sort of brushes the edge of memory but is never quite fully recalled. I remember liking it but only saw it at home on either HBO or Cinemax, not in the theater; it was not a cinematic experience for me.

Speaking of '80s movies, I just watched _The Last Starfighter_ this morning. It was another attempt to capitalize on the popularity of _Star Wars_ using the hero's journey in space, except the mentor doesn't exactly die and Catherine Mary Stuart seemed much more approachable (and taller) than Carrie Fisher.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 07:51 PM (FDHJL)

35 Late 70s had lots of apocalyptic movies
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)

Omega Man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

36 27. Yes! Those two could easily be on the list as well. I also was thinking of adding YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES, TIME BANDITS and THE LAST STARFIGHTER, but they were a little too genrish

Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 07:52 PM (y4H1r)

37 I guess not an eighties film but I've been meaning to watch Ferris Bullers Day Of again.

Posted by: Max Power at June 06, 2026 07:52 PM (ZaXN4)

38 Last Starfighter
Explorers

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 07:53 PM (zZu0s)

39 I tended to see the indie movies at the indie theaters. I keep thinking lately of Paris, Texas. I don't remember what it was about, so I don't know why it keeps popping into my head.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:43 PM (h7ZuX)

I remember that movie; rated it as “almost good”. There were parts, including the characters, that were very touching and well written. At the same time there were some huge plot holes that annoyed the heck out of me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 07:53 PM (3mtTi)

40 Raiders of the Lost Ark was a game changer.

Also a lot of great comedies released to start off the decade in 1980.

Caddy Shack and Hollywood Knights.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:53 PM (GseMx)

41 70s was the home of the weedy, pathetic leading "man" like Richard Benjamin and Dustin Hoffman. They were tired of those big manly heroic men, and wanted some metrosexual chinless sunken chests, for once!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2026 07:53 PM (UZCuZ)

42 Yesterday was some big anniversary for Ferris Bueller and the Cubs game did not disappoint. Many Ferris and Cameron sightings. Even one Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 07:53 PM (l26NL)

43 The pod race is about to begin!

Start your engines!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 07:49 PM (gnNyN)

Saw it in the theater. It was one of the 'wtf, contrived as hell toy inserts'- and that was after having to endure the interminable gungan section.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

44 A better "80s" movie with Matthew Broderick was WAR GAMES. That could have made the list too, but it was a little too on the nose for my taste

Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 07:55 PM (y4H1r)

45 A Sure Thing was great.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:55 PM (GseMx)

46 Just in the 1980s: The Blues Brothers

Good music, guns, cars, and crashes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 07:55 PM (qx7Zg)

47 I like the idea of “the 80’s movie”and think it was an era of getting back to optimism.

I remain convinced the 80s were like beer. Perceived differently by everyone according to individual pallet. Sudden Impact and The Dead Pool were made in the 80s. So was The Presidio. Not "feel good flicks". I could go on and on.

I'm not sure experiences across the spectrum were more divergent than the 80s.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:55 PM (EFkNq)

48 Her Alibi (1989) was a lot of fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

49 Top Secret!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

50 The best movie to come out of the 80s was "UHF"

Posted by: The Twonky at June 06, 2026 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

51 And Uncle Buck was 1989.

My most watched movie. I think it should have won an Oscar.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:57 PM (GseMx)

52 C'mon. First Blood. Plus you have Brian Dennehy who wants to kick the drifter's ass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 07:57 PM (x/s3z)

53 The best movie to come out of the 80s was "UHF"
Posted by: The Twonky

I can't really argue with that.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 07:58 PM (l26NL)

54 Saw it in the theater. It was one of the 'wtf, contrived as hell toy inserts'- and that was after having to endure the interminable gungan section.

That and the factory sequence where it is revealed that R2D2 can fly (???). Felt so much like a video game level it was painful

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2026 07:58 PM (UZCuZ)

55 Top Secret!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

I'd add Spies Like Us, with Donna Dixon and two male comedians.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 07:59 PM (qx7Zg)

56 Seems like Chuck Norris movies were getting big in the 80s.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:59 PM (h7ZuX)

57 Apparently it was just random crap they filmed because they thought it was funny, and someone had to try to make it into a movie. Whoever it was, did heroic work to create a sort of narrative and make it actually a story
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2026 07:48 PM (UZCuZ)

If I remember the stories about the making of, they looked at the first cut and realized it was a steaming pile of crap. Chevy Chase was supposed to be the comic lead, and he just stood around like a wooden cigar store Indian. The stuff about the caddy’s (much more in the first version) was boring and no one cared.

So the genius move was to bring in Dangerfield and Bill Murray and tell them to ad lib their way through a new set of scenes. And of course, they turned a disaster into a triumph.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 07:59 PM (3mtTi)

58 Amadeus was released in I think 1984. Prime has a new multi episode treatment of it and it's pretty good. Salieri is far more dark. I thought both Mozart and Constanze were miscast. But that's just me. No one can beat F Murray Abraham. Too many notes.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 08:00 PM (l26NL)

59 Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, Wargames, The Neverending Story, The Goonies, The Last Starfighter, Big Trouble In Little China, Weird Science, Tron..... it was a good decade to be a kid/teen who liked sci-fi and fantasy stuff.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 08:00 PM (VHUov)

60 Oh man. Been watching a few movies lately. All of them horror of various kinds.

"Backrooms", "Obsession", "It Follows", and presently "Barbarian" which is kind of two half-movies. Also "Island of Lost Souls" which remains the best of the "Moreau" movies (not that this is high praise).
Of these "Obsession" is the best. It's nuts. I'm half obsessed with this myself.
"It Follows" has some pacing issues, seems more of a mood piece about decaying suburbs of Detroit ("Barbarian" also has this).
"Backrooms" is an existential horror.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:01 PM (gKWVE)

61 So the genius move was to bring in Dangerfield and Bill Murray and tell them to ad lib their way through a new set of scenes. And of course, they turned a disaster into a triumph.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 07:59 PM (3mtTi)

The Murray's were crucial because they had actual caddy experience .

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:01 PM (GseMx)

62 Fatal Attraction - 1987.

A real knee slapper.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 08:01 PM (EFkNq)

63 Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:01 PM (gKWVE

Haven't seen it but sounds similar to the Cube movies.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:02 PM (GseMx)

64 I'd add Spies Like Us, with Donna Dixon and two male comedians.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 07:59 PM (qx7Zg)

And Vanessa Angel's breasts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:03 PM (zZu0s)

65 I watched a really bad movie last weekend. Sure, I watched it with RiffTrax commentary, so it being bad was sort of a given, but this wad in a very special way...

The movie was 'In Pursuit,' and it starred Billy Baldwin as a lawyer of dubious ability. The movie begins with Baldwin being arrested for the murder of some rich jerk. Baldwin was full of righteous indignation at this; he is clearly being framed! The corrupt prosecutor has it out for him! Everything is so unfair, and he has no choice but to break the law to clear his name! ...But, then it was revealed that Baldwin was not only banging the dead guy's wife, but was also in the process of blackmailing the guy for 10 million dollars. Not exactly murder, but it's hard to feel sorry for a crook like Baldwin being blamed for other crimes...The movie then tried to justify Baldwin's actions but...eh. The movie tried to more big twists and reveals, but after that first one flopped, the rest just felt like cheap manipulation...

Posted by: Castle Guy at June 06, 2026 08:04 PM (3v7ra)

66 I like any movie Clint Eastwood was the main character....

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 06, 2026 08:04 PM (FrBdv)

67 The pod race is about to begin!
Start your engines!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Saw it in the theater. It was one of the 'wtf, contrived as hell toy inserts'- and that was after having to endure the interminable gungan section.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


After they made bank on a video game of the original Death Star trench run, every SW movie had to have an "and this part will be the multi-million-dollar video game" sequence.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)

68 John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever was HUGE in the whole disco phenomenon, and then did Urban Cowboy, and C&W bars with mechanical bulls bloomed across the land.
Weird that he was so instrumental in two massive musical, societal trends.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 06, 2026 08:04 PM (MNCvZ)

69 I'd add Spies Like Us, with Donna Dixon and two male comedians.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 07:59 PM (qx7Zg)

And Vanessa Angel's breasts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:03 PM (zZu0s)

In their breakout role.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 08:06 PM (qx7Zg)

70 After they made bank on a video game of the original Death Star trench run, every SW movie had to have an "and this part will be the multi-million-dollar video game" sequence.
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)
----
Part of the genius of George Lucas was to cash in on all the tie-in merchandise.

Then Disney came along and destroyed it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 08:06 PM (gnNyN)

71 There was a lot of cool sci-fi movies made in the 80's. I think 80's movies were pretty black and white, no middle ground. There were heroes, and scumbags, and the scumbags got ruthlessly crushed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:07 PM (snZF9)

72 Gotcha! from the '80s, with Anthony Edwards as a college student who is a strategic expert and winner at a paintball-like game -- and finds himself caught up in spy intrigues in what was still Communist East Germany. A fun film for sure; and you get Linda Fiorentino (Men in Black) as a sloe-eyed secret agent.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:45 PM (wzUl9)

A fun movie, made better by the fact that when I saw it, I had been to West/East Berlin the year before.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 08:07 PM (T6aVk)

73 Looks like it's going to be all John Wick, all night, at my house. I can watch one, but not all four in the same night. I'll go to bed and read.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 08:07 PM (h7ZuX)

74 Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, Wargames, The Neverending Story, The Goonies, The Last Starfighter, Big Trouble In Little China, Weird Science, Tron..... it was a good decade to be a kid/teen who liked sci-fi and fantasy stuff.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 08:00 PM (VHUov)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:08 PM (snZF9)

75 Backrooms" is an existential horror.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:01 PM (gKWVE)

I have not seen it (not my type of film) but my 13 year old grandson and his social group swear it’s the best movie they’ve ever seen and are all playing online video game expansions of it.

This doesn’t mean it’s “good”, but it’s definitely going to make a lot of money and be a model for Indy films in the future.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 08:09 PM (3mtTi)

76 Heathers was the anti-80s movie. It was a takedown of Hughes' stuff. A "deconstruction" as the 1990s would call it.
GenX was somewhat primed for this. "Return To Oz" took down the 1939 classic.
"The Wounded Land" trashes the Thomas Covenant series; and if you actually read the whole "Neverending Story" then... yeah. And then there was this music video, sucks for you if you liked the video it closes out.
youtu.be/a3ir9HC9vYg

Posted by: gKWVE's childhood was about watching childhoods be ruined at June 06, 2026 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

77 Looks like it's going to be all John Wick, all night, at my house. I can watch one, but not all four in the same night. I'll go to bed and read.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 08:07 PM (h7ZuX)
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Consider it as prepping for tomorrow's Sunday Morning Book Thread.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 08:09 PM (gnNyN)

78 -
The typical 60’s movie (not all of course) was stupid and nonsensical (which is why so many have been forgotten now) and the 70’s were marked by a dark, dystopian and often nihilistic ethos.
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I really HATED most big movies in the 70's. Depressing CRAP. But they paved the way for Star Wars, which was the opposite.

Posted by: irright at June 06, 2026 08:10 PM (0jU3V)

79 Craig Wasson was asked to house sit for a friend. He watched a woman writhe through a telescope. It was all a set up. Body Double, I think. Weird, but good for the 80's.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 08:10 PM (l26NL)

80 27 Short Circuit and Flight of the Navigator may not make your 'quintessential 80s movie' list, but they were great as an 80s kid, and they did have that 'there's a story, and a moral, and the plot hook doesn't overwhelm them'... IMO. Although Flight of the Navigator rides the edge on that.
Posted by: RandomDave at June 06, 2026 07:48 PM (aJQbY)

I watched Flight of the Navigator a couple times as a kid. It was right at the edge of 'disturbing.'

So was Secret of NIMH, for that matter. Didn't have detailed memories of that one until I re-discovered it in the late 90s....but the slightly-unnerving feel of mouse-inventor's-working from the opening of the movie...that mood really stuck with me.

Posted by: Castle Guy at June 06, 2026 08:10 PM (3v7ra)

81 Amusingly enough, the wife and I watched Dreamscape. The story is good but I'll concede my wife's point that the acting is a bit wooden.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2026 08:11 PM (/k3in)

82 John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever was HUGE in the whole disco phenomenon, and then did Urban Cowboy, and C&W bars with mechanical bulls bloomed across the land.
Weird that he was so instrumental in two massive musical, societal trends.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 06, 2026 08:04 PM (MNCvZ)

Prior to the movie, a high school buddy and I drove to Pasadena when we were 16 and attempted to get into Gilley's. I'm glad they turned us away because we were out of our league. I'm just glad we got out of the parking lot.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:11 PM (GseMx)

83 The historian in me believes to an extent that if western civilization continues on a good trajectory that 500 years from now the 1980s and 1990s will have been pivotal; American cultural confidence really seized hold of the globe at this point and the mass culture produced better-than-average artifacts across the board. The sporting '80s started with the Miracle on Ice, the world became accustomed to seeing musical artists perform their work without having to attend a concert (MTV), ample decent-quality movies abounded, pro-Western techno-thriller literature was popular, etc.

If western civilization declines, the 1980s might have been the last of the golden ages for a millennium or two.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 08:12 PM (FDHJL)

84 Amusingly enough, the wife and I watched Dreamscape. The story is good but I'll concede my wife's point that the acting is a bit wooden.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2026 08:11 PM (/k3in)

I remember liking it a lot. I think the girl was wooden. The villain psychic was good.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:13 PM (GseMx)

85 68...I hope Travolta didn't make heroin cool after Pulp Fiction

And since I've brought up Tarantino, I re-watched True Romance for the first time in a long, long time. It had some isolated, tense scenes (much like Inglorious Basterds) and the style was no holds barred, but I thought it was mainly stupid, writing-wise.

Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 08:13 PM (y4H1r)

86 I almost forgot Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan. Shatner and Montalban were incredible in that movie. I also enjoyed Kirk's explanation of his solution to the Kobayashi Maru.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 08:14 PM (qx7Zg)

87 Looks like it's going to be all John Wick, all night, at my house. I can watch one, but not all four in the same night. I'll go to bed and read.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 08:07 PM (h7ZuX)

Mix in Black 47 for an 1847 Irish John Wick.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:15 PM (GseMx)

88 I watched Flight of the Navigator a couple times as a kid. It was right at the edge of 'disturbing.'

That was nothing to The Explorers. Prepubescent body gets molested by an alien. WTF?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:15 PM (gKWVE)

89 Now the sequel staying alive was cringe even with finola hughes

In part because badham went over to political thrillers like blue thunder and wargames

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:16 PM (bXbFr)

90 Flashdance
Purple Rain
Buckaroo Banzai

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 08:16 PM (xX2oA)

91 I almost forgot Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan. Shatner and Montalban were incredible in that movie. I also enjoyed Kirk's explanation of his solution to the Kobayashi Maru.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 08:14 PM (qx7Zg)

Yup, and uh...Kirsty Alley was nice to watch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:17 PM (snZF9)

92
I think Eastwood films have mostly aged badly, especially since the Mandalorian films have ripped off his voice for Pedro Pascal.

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2026 08:17 PM (Y8DZL)

93 Chariots of Fire may be the most boring movie I ever watched part of. I also hated the music. It's overblown and mawkish, thus, perfect for the movie.

Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2026 08:17 PM (VJX5o)

94 I don't know that Wrath Of Khan counts as an 80s movie unless you count the Botany Bay crew's ridiculous hairmetal 'dos.
BALLS TO THE WALL YOUTU.BE/B_3TlrZLpQ0

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

95 Don't forget 80s fantasies. Like The Breastmaster. Princess Bride. Conan movies. A whole lot. I think fantasy kind of peaked for number and quality in the 80s. There must be something about the genre that captured the decade.

I was going to add Big Trouble in Little China in the general category but I don't know if it was an 80s movie, I think it is kind of timeless.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 08:17 PM (3uBP9)

96 Rocky Horror Picture Show
Lost Boys

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 08:18 PM (xX2oA)

97 I almost forgot Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan. Shatner and Montalban were incredible in that movie. I also enjoyed Kirk's explanation of his solution to the Kobayashi Maru.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 08:14 PM (qx7Zg)

Yup, and uh...Kirsty Alley was nice to watch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:17 PM (snZF9)

I had to see if Bulg was around.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 08:18 PM (qx7Zg)

98 Yss wrath of khan was first rate

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:18 PM (bXbFr)

99 Innerspace is one i liked. Might be early 90s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:18 PM (zZu0s)

100 Judson scott off thar cult series the phoenix

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:19 PM (bXbFr)

101 There was is also a stark qualitative difference between now and the 80's, 90s and early aughts.

Pick any year and there will be at least 2 dozen eminently good films in any given year.

I was scrounging around to liberate some new films to watch and I came up with 5 from 2025 and 3 from 2026.

That's 8 films across 1.5 years that are worth a view.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:19 PM (XV/Pl)

102 Mad Max 2 and 3- or Beyond Thunderdome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:19 PM (zZu0s)

103 Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 08:13 PM (y4H1r)

What did you think was stupid? It's my favorite Tarantino written movie. It's not that I would disagree but just can't think of anything that made me think that's just too stupid. Lot of suspensions of disbelief which is normal in movies but nothing that took me out of it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:19 PM (GseMx)

104 Real Genius (1985) was the first film I saw Val Kilmer in.

The popcorn is unforgettable

Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2026 08:19 PM (O7XEN)

105 >59 ..... it was a good decade to be a kid/teen who liked sci-fi and fantasy stuff.

>71 I think 80's movies were pretty black and white, no middle ground.

Amen to those comments, mikeski, and Berserker.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 08:19 PM (FDHJL)

106 Thx Lex.
Two movies from 1984 : Night of the Comet and Repo Man. Small fun movies that showed interesting sides of the eighties

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2026 08:20 PM (5y7pw)

107 96 Rocky Horror Picture Show
Lost Boys
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 08:18 PM (xX2oA)

Rocky Horror was 1975.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 08:20 PM (T6aVk)

108 Metal Storm-The destruction of Jared-Syn
Cherry 2000
Galaxina

All somewhat cheesy, but sooo 1980s.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:20 PM (snZF9)

109 You can pretty much pick any year of the 80s and come up with a dozen films.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

110 I have fond memories of Night Shift, (1982--Shelley Long, Henry Winkler, Michael Keaton).

Posted by: irright at June 06, 2026 08:22 PM (0jU3V)

111 That was nothing to The Explorers. Prepubescent body gets molested by an alien. WTF?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:15 PM (gKWVE)

As a kid I liked it for the part before they actually went exploring. When it was about making a spacecraft out of garbage cans. It was captivating for 8-10 year old me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

112 So many good movies from the 1980s I don’t know where to begin.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 08:22 PM (T6aVk)

113 have fond memories of Night Shift, (1982--Shelley Long, Henry Winkler, Michael Keaton).
Posted by: irright at June 06, 2026 08:22 PM (0jU3V)

Another great comedy of the 80's.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:22 PM (GseMx)

114 Eastwood films have mostly aged badly

You don't have to worry, Kid. I ain't gonna kill you.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:23 PM (gKWVE)

115 Never got the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2026 08:23 PM (4ZxBh)

116 The best Christmas film EVAH … Die Hard

Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2026 08:23 PM (O7XEN)

117 Random film from January of 1987, Alan Quartermain and the lost city of gold.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)

118 Enemy Mine, Space hunter, Ice Pirates, Krull, My step mother is an alien, E.T., My science project, etc etc.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:24 PM (snZF9)

119 Considering uma thurman got the overdose who knows

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:24 PM (bXbFr)

120 >106 Night of the Comet

Another movie featuring Catherine Mary Stuart (IIRC).

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 08:24 PM (FDHJL)

121 Berserker did you like Spinal Tap?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:24 PM (GseMx)

122
Is this the prelude to an Andy Sidaris retrospective?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (O0L8i)

123 Tony Montana: Say hello to my little friend!

Scarface

Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (O7XEN)

124 Berserker did you like Spinal Tap?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:24 PM (GseMx)

Yup. Seeing I lived 75% of the shit that went on in that movie, I can relate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (snZF9)

125 I saw athertons firsr role in hindenberg hes been insufferable for nearly 50 years

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (bXbFr)

126 Eastwood films have mostly aged badly..


I'm not understanding this comment at all.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (GseMx)

127 Rocky Horror was 1975.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Sorry. I didn’t discover it until college in 1986. And it played every Friday night at The Neptune.

It was fun. And odd.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 08:26 PM (xX2oA)

128 Random film from February of 1987, The Quick and the dead.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:26 PM (XV/Pl)

129 @120 yup, an extremely cute Canuck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2026 08:26 PM (5y7pw)

130 80s?

Saw Cloak & Dagger and liked it well enough, but not enough to buy a dvd and probably won't revisit. (Early Dabney Coleman? - a third season, I think, episode of the Fugitive called "Nicest Fella You'd Ever Want to Meet" which was stolen by Pat Hingle, and you almost don't recognized Coleman without the mustache). Probably won't revisit any of the John Hughes stuff either.

Carpenter's The Thing. Aliens. The Princess Bride (though I prefer Goldman's book to the movie). The Color of Money. Kubrick's The Shining (though I preferred King's book to the flick). Stand by Me. Deathtrap. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Movie viewing this week? Battleground & The Young Lions on Memorial Day. Saved The Longest Day for this afternoon. Revisited The Haunting (1963 of course), The Time Machine (1960), the original Thing, and It! The Terror from Beyond Space.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 06, 2026 08:26 PM (q3u5l)

131 103...comic store clerk becomes fearless drug dealer who never stumbles on a word. Leave it to QT to write a scene so he can have a white actor say the N-word. James Gandolfini throws Arquette around a motel room and she'd be dead ten times over but somehow finds the power to get through it and kill him. I found none of it believable. It's obviously supposed to be over the top, but I didn't buy in at the beginning and when you can't get a reader/viewer to buy in early on you'll likely never get them.

Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 08:26 PM (y4H1r)

132 Random film from January of 1987, Alan Quartermain and the lost city of gold.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)
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Not a good movie.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 08:27 PM (gnNyN)

133 Random Film from October of 87, The Princess Bride.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:27 PM (XV/Pl)

134 I was pleasantly surprised by Cherry 2000. A 1987 cashin of the Mad Max / Road Warrior phenom that turned out maybe 6/10.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

135 William Atherton was in the Godfather II. It's uncredited but he plays an army officer who's putting Frankie Pentangeli into the car. He gives this weird look into the camera as if it's a real dramatic moment for him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2026 08:29 PM (5y7pw)

136 Dont get me started on scarface

It is disrespectful to my people not only with murray abrahams robert loggia and oacinos terrible accent oliver stones screenwriting and the overall depiction of miami

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:29 PM (bXbFr)

137 Random Film from October of 87, The Princess Bride.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:27 PM (XV/Pl)
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OK. That one's a classic.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 08:29 PM (gnNyN)

138 @132

>>Not a good movie.

What are you taking about, good movie?

It's good b movie starring Richard Chamberland and Kate Capshaw.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:29 PM (XV/Pl)

139 One obscure 1980s SF/horror (that I found too late) was "The Stuff".

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:29 PM (gKWVE)

140 Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2026 08:29 PM (4ZxBh)

141 I stand corrected he was also in centennial

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:30 PM (bXbFr)

142 An American Werewolf in London.

I saw that in the theater. Scared the crap out of me.

Snuck into Purple Rain because. Rated R. Not old enough.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 08:30 PM (xX2oA)

143 I would put Blade Runner on the list of 80's movie, and I don't think it fails any of your extra rules. Was not a block buster. Not Academy bait. Not big budget.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 06, 2026 08:30 PM (syz1S)

144 Its very cringey with aharon stone cringing up a storm john rhys davis as the worse villain evarr

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:31 PM (bXbFr)

145 Random movie from November of 87, The Running Man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:31 PM (XV/Pl)

146 @142 Griffin Dunne falling apart piecemeal in An American Werewolf in London is hysterical

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2026 08:31 PM (5y7pw)

147 I think Dudes is one of the forgetten gems from the 80's.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 08:32 PM (ZxzYs)

148 I think the movie _The Right Stuff_ was released in the 1980s.

Obviously the book was a decade or so earlier, and the historical material was from the late 1950s and early 1960s. It did well setting the cultural ground for the sense of expectation of American technological superiority versus the rest of the world.

I was mostly satisfied with the adaptation, although on rewatch a decade or so ago I felt compelled to find the imagery inserted during the breaking of the sound barrier to be completely hokey.

To be fair, the first time I watched it I hadn't flown past Mach 1 yet.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 08:32 PM (FDHJL)

149 Another random film from November of 87, Planes Trains and Automobiles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:32 PM (XV/Pl)

150 A lot of boobies in 80s movies.

Posted by: davidt at June 06, 2026 08:32 PM (Q+gd/)

151 Night of the Comet is worth a watch just for the closing scene. See what happens if you cross against the lights?

Saw Return of the Jedi in the theater and almost fell asleep.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 06, 2026 08:32 PM (q3u5l)

152 Snuck into Purple Rain because. Rated R. Not old enough.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Did that for Raw.
The good old emergency door trick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2026 08:33 PM (4ZxBh)

153 Also the howling on a double bill

With some comedy twists

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:33 PM (bXbFr)

154 Two random films from December of 87, Wall Street and Moonstruck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:33 PM (XV/Pl)

155 Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 08:26 PM (y4H1r)

None of that was any different than any other Tarantino movie or most any other action movie imo. But I understand there are somethings in movies that can take someone completely out of it while others can just overlook it as a one off possibility.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:34 PM (GseMx)

156 150 A lot of boobies in 80s movies.
Posted by: davidt at June 06, 2026 08:32 PM (Q+gd/)

"Just One Of The Guys" was good.

Posted by: how could she ever have passed for male at June 06, 2026 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

157 I just looked through 87 and counted 32 A and B movies worth watching.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:35 PM (XV/Pl)

158 Phillip ksuffman did a decent rendition of wolfes work

He couldnt full capture the first chapter

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:35 PM (bXbFr)

159 lot of boobies in 80s movies.
Posted by: davidt at June 06, 2026 08:32 PM (Q+gd/)

Best boobs reveal

Just One of the Guys.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:36 PM (GseMx)

160 Berserker did you like Spinal Tap?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:24 PM (GseMx)

Yup. Seeing I lived 75% of the shit that went on in that movie, I can relate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (snZF9)

Heh. Alice Cooper quipped that he swears the writers followed his tour., taking notes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 08:36 PM (0aYVJ)

161 Although the imagery is a little jarring

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:36 PM (bXbFr)

162 157 I just looked through 87 and counted 32 A and B movies worth watching.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:35 PM (XV/Pl)

It's crazy, isn't it? I'm not aware of a single movie I've wanted to see in the last several years. I was always going to the movies in the 80s.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 08:37 PM (h7ZuX)

163 Just One Of The Guys" was good.
Posted by: how could she ever have passed for male at June 06, 2026 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

Holy crap. Best horde mind ever.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:37 PM (GseMx)

164 "Just One Of The Guys" was good.
Posted by: how could she ever have passed for male at June 06, 2026 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

One of the best surprise nudity and 'where the hell was she hiding those?!' Ever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

165 Just One Of The Guys should have been 3D.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

166 The villain psychic was good.
Posted by: polynikes


Between Dreamscape, The Warriors and The Crow, that man played a really good villain.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2026 08:39 PM (/k3in)

167 Yup. Seeing I lived 75% of the shit that went on in that movie, I can relate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (snZF9)

Elploding drummers?

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 08:40 PM (ZxzYs)

168 Heh. Alice Cooper quipped that he swears the writers followed his tour., taking notes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian


I've heard that a few bands found it more a documentary than a comedy.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2026 08:40 PM (/k3in)

169 I don't visit the movie thread often but tonight I'm seeing mentions of the 80s and boobies - both of which are among my favorite things. Looks like I picked the right night to be here!

Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2026 08:41 PM (QMAsf)

170 I watch more rifftrax than I do recent movies.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 08:41 PM (3uBP9)

171 Predator. 1987. $15 million Budget. Two future governors.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2026 08:41 PM (TR4+2)

172 Better of Dead and Real Genius. Very 80s.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 06, 2026 08:42 PM (mseD3)

173 Crushed by stone henge

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:42 PM (bXbFr)

174 115 Never got the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2026 08:23 PM (4ZxBh)

I got dragged to a midnight showing in a good old fashioned theater way back when and it was a hoot. Most of the audience was in on the show, so it made it fun.

Years later, I tried to watch it on home video. Waste of time. Without the antics of the audience, there isn't much to the movie.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 06, 2026 08:43 PM (syz1S)

175 >>> I don't visit the movie thread often but tonight I'm seeing mentions of the 80s and boobies - both of which are among my favorite things. Looks like I picked the right night to be here!
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2026 08:41 PM (QMAsf)


Well, you can't have 80085 with out 80.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 08:43 PM (3uBP9)

176 155...the kids who stole Marcellus Wallace's briefcase in Pulp Fiction, who have no idea what they are doing and get lit up easily, they are the heroes of True Romance and thus totally non believable for me.

QT always has stylized dialogue, I'll give you that, but the gangsters of Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs were very good and experienced at what they did. I didn't believe Cristian Slater for one second

Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 08:43 PM (y4H1r)

177 A lot of boobies in 80s movies.

Posted by: davidt at June 06, 2026 08:32 PM (Q+gd/)

Yup, the invention of the tank top titties. For it is written- All sci-fi space movies will have bra-less chicks in tank tops.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9)

178 Shane blsck was oart of the cast

He forgot everything he knew for the predator

Thats true of ridley scott as well

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:44 PM (bXbFr)

179 This far, and no one's mentioned Clue?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 08:44 PM (qx7Zg)

180 For it is written- All sci-fi space movies will have bra-less chicks in tank tops.

Posted by: Berserker


Star Wars was ahead of its time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an7I7PJtEQ4

Posted by: davidt at June 06, 2026 08:46 PM (Q+gd/)

181 The House movies were very 80s. The second is my favorite.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 08:46 PM (3uBP9)

182 I am apparently the only person alive who has never seen Pulp Fiction. I am very happy about this, and have no intention of changing. My loathing for Hollywood has had me deliberately avoiding their shit products for a long, long time.

I also despise Quentin Tarantino, and will not watch anything he's directed.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 08:47 PM (X+xvk)

183 Ok, a 'star' of the 80's i never got: Audrey Moore. Liza Manelli. Wtf?

I guess I was too young to get the 'he's drunk all the time' bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:47 PM (DR/Xu)

184 Yup, the invention of the tank top titties. For it is written- All sci-fi space movies will have bra-less chicks in tank tops.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9)

According to Carrie Fisher, George Lucas explained to her that there are no bras in space.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 06, 2026 08:47 PM (syz1S)

185 The House movies were very 80s. The second is my favorite.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 08:46 PM (3uBP9)

Was the William Katz and the guy from Night Court?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:47 PM (DR/Xu)

186 Dudley Moore?

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 08:48 PM (X+xvk)

187 Dudley Moore?
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 08:48 PM (X+xvk)

My phone evidently did not like him either. Not even going to bother to add his name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:49 PM (DR/Xu)

188 John Carpenter had a pretty good run in the 80s, I thought. Ditto David Cronenberg.


And if you want a nice little 1980s horror movie B picture, Night of the Creeps is worth a look.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 06, 2026 08:49 PM (q3u5l)

189 >>> The House movies were very 80s. The second is my favorite.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 08:46 PM (3uBP9)

Was the William Katz and the guy from Night Court?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:47 PM (DR/Xu)


The first one yes. And the movies have had multiple Cheers cast members too.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 08:50 PM (3uBP9)

190 22 Watched last couple days
They Were Expendable with John Wayne
Ike, Countdown to D-Day with Tom Selleck
Posted by: Skip
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John Wayne jumps in the jeep, 'ye haw!'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 08:50 PM (0kM66)

191 Liza Minnelli is easy to explain. Nepo baby. Judy Garland's daughter, so she was in.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 06, 2026 08:51 PM (syz1S)

192 167 Yup. Seeing I lived 75% of the shit that went on in that movie, I can relate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (snZF9)

It’s a movie like Slap Shot - every minor league hockey player said that was the most true to life hockey movie ever made.
I think my favorite scene was the fight breaking out during the national anthem. (Yeah, 70’s movie)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 08:51 PM (3mtTi)

193 I am apparently the only person alive who has never seen Pulp Fiction. I am very happy about this, and have no intention of changing. My loathing for Hollywood has had me deliberately avoiding their shit products for a long, long time.

I also despise Quentin Tarantino, and will not watch anything he's directed.
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 08:47 PM (X+xvk)

You aren't alone. I haven't seen it either.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 08:52 PM (qx7Zg)

194 Those chesticles are going to be mighty distracting for a fella in microgravity.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 08:52 PM (gKWVE)

195 I hate Pulp Fiction. Hated Resevoir Dogs. Like Jackie Brown and the first Kill Bill (parts of it.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:53 PM (DR/Xu)

196 Yup. Seeing I lived 75% of the shit that went on in that movie, I can relate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (snZF9)

Elploding drummers?

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 08:40 PM (ZxzYs)

In our case it was a vanishing drummer. Poof, without a trace, as if he was never on earth, gone, never heard from again, or found. Other similarities-
Primitive wireless systems. We didn't pickup air traffic though, instead we got frigging truck drivers on CB Radios
Getting lost back stage in the theater. Yes and no. It was an ancient theater, we decided to do some back hallway and stairs exploring. We got a little turned around, opened a door and found ou selves on a catwalk waaaay up above the stage. We also pulled too much power with the amps and PA, a fire started in the wall and kinda burned down the attached building next to it. Ooops
The controlling girlfriend who couldn't shut her frigging mouth and thought her opinion was worth a shit.
Nigel- My brother from a different mother. Frigging goofball, but was serious as a heart attack when it came to the shows. We both have rooms of guitars, some unplayed. He hated the girlfriend too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:53 PM (snZF9)

197 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 08:51 PM (3mt

Wool by the pool.

That said I think I liked Goon better.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:53 PM (GseMx)

198 Clues grown on me, its kinds silly

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:53 PM (bXbFr)

199 CLUE is awesome. Tim Curry at his best.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:55 PM (DR/Xu)

200 The House movies were very 80s. The second is my favorite.
Posted by: banana Dream


The first was hilarious. It was a kind of teen horror that only took off with VHS sales.

I'd say much of the phenomenon of the '80s movies was because the middle-brow, middle budget movies soared because of the VHS rental era. Those films stuck only on people showing up at Wherehouse/Blockbuster on Friday and saying,"Ok, just get something so we can eat dinner."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2026 08:55 PM (diia5)

201 Little Shop of Horrors, 1986

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 08:55 PM (0kM66)

202 Random film from February of 83, The King of Comedy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:55 PM (XV/Pl)

203 Clues grown on me, its kinds silly
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:53 PM (bXbFr)

That's why I like it. I watch it when I need silly.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 08:56 PM (qx7Zg)

204 Ladyhawke. Loved that movie. And bunch of other Rutger Hauer movies.

Posted by: farquad at June 06, 2026 08:56 PM (CFMhl)

205 CLUE is awesome. Tim Curry at his best.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 08:55 PM (DR/Xu)
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If we're going with Tim Curry movies of the 1980s, then we have to include Legend on that list...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 08:56 PM (gnNyN)

206 Thats why she had the slave girl outfit in jabbas palace

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:56 PM (bXbFr)

207 Random film from April of 83, Lone Wolf McQuade.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:56 PM (XV/Pl)

208 David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 08:56 PM (3mtTi)

209 Surprised no comments about The Lost Boys.

Awesome soundtrack. Good story. An iconic line.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 08:57 PM (3bWKb)

210 The four different endings

Yes but you couldnt recognize him in legend

Genuinely creepy dude

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:57 PM (bXbFr)

211 Slap Shot was easily the best hockey movie ever. And I like hockey movies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 08:58 PM (0aYVJ)

212 201 Little Shop of Horrors, 1986

Posted by: Braenyard


Omg. Rick Moranis and Steve Martin. Hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 08:58 PM (3bWKb)

213 Random film from February of 83, The King of Comedy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:55 PM (XV/Pl)

De Niro's best acting role .

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:58 PM (GseMx)

214 Random film from November of 83, A Christmas Story.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 08:58 PM (XV/Pl)

215 Ladyhawke. Loved that movie. And bunch of other Rutger Hauer movies.

Posted by: farquad at June 06, 2026 08:56 PM (CFMhl)

The Hitcher.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 08:58 PM (dK+Kv)

216 Was that shearer or reiners writing

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 08:59 PM (bXbFr)

217 Yup. Seeing I lived 75% of the shit that went on in that movie, I can relate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (snZF9)

It’s a movie like Slap Shot - every minor league hockey player said that was the most true to life hockey movie ever made.
I think my favorite scene was the fight breaking out during the national anthem. (Yeah, 70’s movie)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 08:51 PM (3mtTi)

Yeah I was pretty convinced they interviewed a shit ton of musicians and took notes, and then used the most common of the screw ups. My list is long.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 08:59 PM (snZF9)

218 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 08:58 PM (0aYVJ)

Goon has to be your second favorite right?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:59 PM (GseMx)

219 Some oddball movies like Timebandits, Buckaroo Banzai, Brazil, I think they were to weird to escape the 80s.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 09:00 PM (3uBP9)

220
Steve Martin is only palatable in small doses. Which is still better than Chevy Chase, who's not palatable at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 09:00 PM (O0L8i)

221 213. King of Comedy...yes. Great call!

Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 09:00 PM (y4H1r)

222 The Three Amigos

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 09:00 PM (3bWKb)

223
I don't get the Ferris Bueller's Day Off hate.

But, y'all do y'all.

I thought the movie was hilarious and a great time at the flex.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:01 PM (iJfKG)

224 Random movie from April 1984

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 09:01 PM (h7ZuX)

225 Banxai initially a flop waa just a year before back to the future

But the screenwriter wd richter was weird

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:02 PM (bXbFr)

226 Welp. Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace is over.

Time to move on to the next phase of this project...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 09:02 PM (gnNyN)

227 I thought the movie was hilarious and a great time at the flex.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:01 PM (iJfKG)

It hit with a particular demo. High school kids.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 09:02 PM (dK+Kv)

228 Random Film from February of 89, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 09:02 PM (XV/Pl)

229 224 Random movie from April 1984

The Gods Must Be Crazy
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June

Oh yes! That was a great low budget movie. I wonder how it holds up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 09:02 PM (3bWKb)

230 Random movie from April 1984

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 09:01 PM (h7ZuX)

That movie was frigging great.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 09:03 PM (snZF9)

231 And from 1981 -- Nighthawks. Rutger Hauer a terrific bad guy, and I don't think Stallone's ever been better than in this one.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 06, 2026 09:03 PM (q3u5l)

232 Random Film from September of 89, Black Rain.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 09:03 PM (XV/Pl)

233 Steve Martin is only palatable in small doses. Which is still better than Chevy Chase, who's not palatable at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 09:00 PM (O0L8i)

Roxanne

Oddest cyrano de Bergerac interpretation ever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 09:03 PM (zZu0s)

234 Then theres another rutger hauer film

Wanted dead or alive with gene simmons as the villain, around the same time as runaway

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:04 PM (bXbFr)

235 Beverly Hills Cop. That franchise made bank.

Notable mention; To Live and Die in L.A.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 09:04 PM (x/s3z)

236 Big Trouble in Little China.

Romancing the Stone.

The Thing.

They Live.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 09:04 PM (X+xvk)

237 Ok, here is a quintessential 80s movie Electric Dreams.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 09:04 PM (3uBP9)

238 Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 09:04 PM (X+xvk)

239 Then theres another rutger hauer film

Wanted dead or alive with gene simmons as the villain, around the same time as runaway

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:04 PM (bXbFr)

Fuck the bonus. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 09:04 PM (snZF9)

240 Random film from December of 89, Tango and Cash.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 09:05 PM (XV/Pl)

241 Escape from New york!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 09:05 PM (snZF9)

242 I need to rewatch Tango and Cash.

Runaway was disappointing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)

243 @238

>>Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

That came out in 77.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 09:06 PM (XV/Pl)

244 I wonder how it holds up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 09:02 PM (3bWKb)

Probably not well. LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 09:06 PM (h7ZuX)

245 Notable mention; To Live and Die in L.A.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 09:04 PM (x/s3

I don't like shitty endings. I don't need edgy.

Otherwise a good movie.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 09:06 PM (GseMx)

246 Hmm, anybody mention Terminator?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 09:06 PM (snZF9)

247 Overboard.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 09:06 PM (X+xvk)

248 William Defoe is one weird looking guy.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 09:06 PM (GseMx)

249 I wonder how it holds up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 09:02 PM (3bWKb)

Probably not well. LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 09:06 PM (h7ZuX)

I saw it not long ago. Yeah its still funny as all hell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 09:07 PM (snZF9)

250 The gimmick was interesting (a programmablr bullet) but the execution was muddled

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:07 PM (bXbFr)

251 Netflix has all the Rocky movies streaming currently.

Saw the original and Rocky 2 over the last couple of nights.

"Rocky" is a stone-cold classic. Very well-written, well-acted, great directing, clean linear story, and probably it didn't cost all that much to make.

In that way, I was sort of reminded of "Obsession" not that they're similar but they both have a very clean understanding of plot and movie making.

"Rocky II" is a slight step down in quality because you can see the wheels turning and little personal sidetracks the characters take to keep the length of the movie movie-length.

It doesn't have the clean, organic, feel of "Rocky".
That said. It's great fun and a very good movie.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:07 PM (iJfKG)

252 Stripes.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 09:08 PM (X+xvk)

253 @246

>>Hmm, anybody mention Terminator?

The Terminator came out in October of 1984, and wasn't even in the top 20 of films that came out that year.

1984 is the greatest year in the movies, it's the greatest year in music and might be the greatest year across all of the cultural zeitgeist.

Regan won a landslide in 84.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 09:09 PM (XV/Pl)

254 The gimmick was interesting (a programmablr bullet) but the execution was muddled
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:07 PM (bXbFr)

The tech and effects just weren't where they needed to be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

255 Ladyhawke, I mostly remember Michelle Pfeiffer.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 09:10 PM (bfy6w)

256 Repo Man. Liquid Sky. Eating Raoul. Das Boot. My Dinner with Andre*

*I'll never get those two hours or so back. What a bore.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:49 PM (h7ZuX)
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Exactly! These are the kind of 80's movies I enjoy (yes, even "My Dinner With Andre").

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 09:11 PM (kpS4V)

257
Rocky (con't)

Just finished seeing "Rocky 3".

My opinion of that movie went up after this watching.

The plotting was clean and psychologically on point. Good acting. Good Directing. Good script.

I was surprised by it's quality because it hadn't thought so much of it when it first saw it decades ago.

Anyway as a movie, I think I'd now rank it above Rocky 2.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:12 PM (iJfKG)

258 Regan won a landslide in 84.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 09:09 PM (XV/Pl)

One of the last times they used blue for GOP?

Also Dennis Miller's line:

'Walter Mondale, huh? What an ass kicking that was. All I know is when I went to bed motherfucker only had three more electoral votes than I had- and I didnt even run!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 09:12 PM (zZu0s)

259 Hmm, anybody mention Terminator?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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I went to the theater back-to-back nights to see that film.

Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2026 09:12 PM (41CYW)

260 The Revenge of the Nerds movie. It is very 80s.

Also Porky's but just barely, and seems out of place in the 80s.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 09:12 PM (3uBP9)

261 Michele Pfeiffer? The Fabulous Baker Boys from 1989.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 06, 2026 09:12 PM (q3u5l)

262 Oh michelle pfeiffers performance in scarface was also terrible

Brian de palma didnt really consult anyone in our community and it shows

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:13 PM (bXbFr)

263 The Natural is one of my most watched movies.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 09:13 PM (GseMx)

264 Heavy Metal! Came out in '81, I think. An animated music video full of short stories. Also some prime nudity, but it was drawn so it's art. Probably. An absolute banger of a soundtrack!

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 09:13 PM (bfy6w)

265 Do we wanna mention Basic Instinct or Fatal Attraction?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s)

266 You picked one of my favorite minor treasures. This movie and The Last Starfighter are two my kids loved nearly as much as I did.
Sometimes, you just want to be entertained with a story that might be absurd, but the characters are not. If they are real, I can really get lost in a film. Adventures in Babysitting is another one. Don't tell my wife about my crush on Elizabeth Shue.

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 06, 2026 09:14 PM (o3x7F)

267 Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:12 PM (iJfKG

Balboa was a great wrap up of the series

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 09:14 PM (GseMx)

268
Currently, watching "Wild at Heart'

It's streaming on Criterion.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:15 PM (iJfKG)

269 Don't tell my wife about my crush on Elizabeth Shue.
Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 06, 2026 09:14 PM (o3x7F)

She can play a babysitter or a call girl.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 09:18 PM (GseMx)

270 Youre not the only one but it goes back to karate kid

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:19 PM (bXbFr)

271 The original rocky was more an 80s film it was a heroes journey when much of the 70 was all about failure and loss

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:21 PM (bXbFr)

272 Don't tell my wife about my crush on Elizabeth Shue.
Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 06, 2026 09:14 PM (o3x7F)

She can play a babysitter or a call girl.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 09:18 PM (GseMx)

She got-em some a nice-a gagas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 09:22 PM (snZF9)

273 >>> Heavy Metal! Came out in '81, I think. An animated music video full of short stories. Also some prime nudity, but it was drawn so it's art. Probably. An absolute banger of a soundtrack!
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 09:13 PM (bfy6w)


A good bit of the Taarna used rotoscoping so there were some boobs there in some form and then drawn over.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 09:22 PM (3uBP9)

274 If blue thunder had been done in the 70s macdowell would have killed scheider in the last act

Kind of hackmans downer ending in the conversation

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:24 PM (bXbFr)

275 She can play a babysitter or a call girl.
Posted by: polynikes

Or a sheriff during a piranha outbreak in an American lakeside town. Either way, hubba hubba.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:25 PM (l26NL)

276 The Bakshi LotR.

Oh, hell. I almost forgot the traumatizing event for all boys of a certain age: The Transformers Movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)

277 Ghostbusters!
When Harry Met Sally

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 09:29 PM (jAs5p)

278 She was even in a sèries of episodes on csi classic

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:29 PM (bXbFr)

279 What is interesting about Lucas is that he had been a young experimental director who chafed against cookie-cutter narratives and studio control, but "Star Wars" was one of the movies that brought back solid storytelling and brisk pacing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 09:29 PM (kpS4V)

280 "First Blood." A country coming to grips with how it treated Vietnam Vets and embracing them in the Reagan years.

Posted by: JHP2 at June 06, 2026 09:29 PM (UIvnv)

281 Robocop

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 09:30 PM (jAs5p)

282 Found a list of 500 80s movies.
On page two...

"The Big Red One"
"The Big Chill"
"The Big Easy"
"The Big Trouble in Little China"

I may have tweaked the name of the last.

Further down...

"Blue Out"
"Blue Iguana"
"Blue Lagoon"
"Blue Brothers"
"Blue Velvet"

I may have tweaked a or two.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 09:31 PM (/lPRQ)

283 Everybody loved "Out of Africa", right?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 09:32 PM (5P5DO)

284 First date movie: Footloose.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 09:32 PM (dK+Kv)

285 Robocop
Posted by: nurse ratched

I wanna say I say Robocop and Full Metal Jacket within a week. Maybe I misremember. What is my major malfunction!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:32 PM (l26NL)

286 I “get” First Blood now. I did not when it came out.

Not at all.

I do now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 09:33 PM (rQIkv)

287 Currently, watching "Wild at Heart'

It's streaming on Criterion.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:15 PM (iJfKG)
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Possibly my least favorite Lynch after the "slow Dougie" segments of the new Twin Peaks series.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 09:33 PM (kpS4V)

288 284 First date movie: Footloose.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026

Such a fun soundtrack!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 09:34 PM (rQIkv)

289 The polidouros score really sold it

And it was pretty graphic for its day

The sequels were progressively worse

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:35 PM (bXbFr)

290 Another Peter Weller that doesn't get much notice - Of Unknown Origin from 1983. Nice little horror flick, and Weller's terrific in it.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 06, 2026 09:35 PM (q3u5l)

291 Soylent Green
Rollerball
Saturn 3
Logan's Run

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 09:35 PM (RIvkX)

292 Notable mention; To Live and Die in L.A.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 09:04 PM (x/s3z)

Falcon and the Snowman: Penn "plays" a whiny weasel.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 09:36 PM (dK+Kv)

293 Because deer hunter coming home even black sunday did vietnam vets dirty

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:36 PM (bXbFr)

294 Oddest date movie: saw Ralph Bakshi's "Wizards" At a drive-in.

Eh, we still made out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 09:36 PM (kpS4V)

295 So penn plays himself

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:37 PM (bXbFr)

296 Lots of talk about FRIST BLOOD. I never read the novel until recently. A much different vibe than the movie. The sheriff is not a dick for no reason like he is in the movie.

Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2026 09:37 PM (y4H1r)

297 Taking of Pelham 1-2-3
Dog Day Afternoon
Freebie and the Bean
Serpico

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 09:37 PM (RIvkX)

298 Oh, 80s movies? Not my decade.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 09:38 PM (RIvkX)

299 280 "First Blood." A country coming to grips with how it treated Vietnam Vets and embracing them in the Reagan years.
Posted by: JHP2
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Magnum PI helped in that. Three of the main characters were Vietnam vets and they were just normal, messy, human beings.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 09:38 PM (bfy6w)

300 I saw Blue Velvet at the Waverly and get there late so the only seats left were in the very front row.

The rotting ear was 3 stories tall.

Also, I was on acid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 09:40 PM (RIvkX)

301 t "Star Wars" was one of the movies that brought back solid storytelling and brisk pacing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 09:29 PM (kpS4V)


Why thank you!

Posted by: Zombie Marcia Lucas at June 06, 2026 09:40 PM (gKWVE)

302 Much like the firsr films related to the iraq war until american snioer

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:40 PM (bXbFr)

303 You’ll never see a movie like Mr. Mom on 3,000 screens again.

3,000 theaters.
I haven't been to a movie in over a year and every time I drive by the one remaining theater in my town, it is never busy. I wonder how it stays open. Is it like this everywhere?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 09:41 PM (2WIwB)

304 Currently, watching "Wild at Heart'

It's streaming on Criterion.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:15 PM (iJfKG)
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Possibly my least favorite Lynch after the "slow Dougie" segments of the new Twin Peaks series.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 09:33 PM (kpS4V)


Yeah, I agree.

I didn't think much of it when I saw it originally, buuuut I thought I'd give it a second chance.

So far, it isn't giving me any reason to change my mind.

I may give up on it if things don't hurry up and improve.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:41 PM (iJfKG)

305 Yes george cant write characters to save his life

Oh how can i forget the blues brothers it opened the decade

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:42 PM (bXbFr)

306 Magnum PI helped in that. Three of the main characters were Vietnam vets and they were just normal, messy, human beings.
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 06, 2026 09:38 PM (bfy6w)

I recall one episode with Wings Hauser as a messed up vet living on the beach. A very sympathetic character. I remember my Grandpa pointing at the TV and saying, now there's a good actor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 09:43 PM (0aYVJ)

307 Art director Sally Choi got all buttmad on X because she was paid a $7000 fee to do an indie movie and the indie movie turned out to be Obsession.
The idea of just quietly (or loudly) saying she was the art director for an awesome movie on her resume, seems not to have occurred to this [expletive deleted].
She'll probably call in lawyers :^/

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 09:44 PM (gKWVE)

308 This is why people use AI.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 09:44 PM (gKWVE)

309 Other movies that I would’ve chosen to be of a representative group: War games, Silverado, out of Africa, Repoman, Arthur, Witness

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat bastards at June 06, 2026 09:44 PM (HeR4S)

310
on the upside....lots of bare breasts for a David Lynch movie.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 09:47 PM (iJfKG)

311 Repoman...

Such an awesome, 80's, punk rock movie.

Posted by: EFG at June 06, 2026 09:47 PM (0XzvB)

312 Another nice 80s flick - Murphy's Romance. Sally Field may have had top billing, but it's James Garner's picture whenever he's on screen.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 06, 2026 09:48 PM (q3u5l)

313 Bellisario knew a lot of marines who didnt fit the ticking time bomb hollywood had presented

This carried over to showd like quantum leap and jag

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 06, 2026 09:48 PM (bXbFr)

314 Possibly my least favorite Lynch after the "slow Dougie" segments of the new Twin Peaks series.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 09:33 PM (kpS4V)

I am one of maybe a dozen people who liked it. Weird? Yes. Lynch? Yes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 09:49 PM (0aYVJ)

315 She'll probably call in lawyers :^/
Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 09:44 PM (gKWVE)

You're only worth what you negotiate. At least in film. She would be able to parlay this into future gigs if she hadn't set it on fire by running her mouth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

316 Eastwood films have mostly aged badly..

I'm not understanding this comment at all.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 08:25 PM (GseMx)

High Plains Drifter: Dude strolls into town, rapes some chicks sane, kills some dudes, then burns the place down and kills some more dudes.

Perfectly cromulent in today's society.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 09:49 PM (dK+Kv)

317 Speaking of, was Mark Frost the guy who kept Lynch from going full-on cinema psycho?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 09:50 PM (0aYVJ)

318 Having skimmed that list of 500 80s movies.
Sturgeon's Law holds true.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 09:50 PM (/lPRQ)

319 228 Random Film from February of 89, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 09:02 PM (XV/Pl)

Whoa! I keep forgetting it came out in the '80s. I think it's because I didn't see it until years later.

Posted by: farquad at June 06, 2026 09:50 PM (CFMhl)

320 You're only worth what you negotiate. At least in film. She would be able to parlay this into future gigs if she hadn't set it on fire by running her mouth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

When little auditioned for a feature film, pay was to be about $5K/week. For a major 1/3 character. Non-union.

It's same as with every other performance profession, sports, acting, OnlyFans. Only a very few make insane money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 09:51 PM (dK+Kv)

321 Silverado kind of falls apart the older I get. Scott Glenn is good. Kevin Costners character? Kevin Kline? Danny Glover? Brian Dennehey? Jeff Goldblum?

I did like John Cleese in it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 06, 2026 09:55 PM (zZu0s)

322 Speaking of Keanu: River's Edge.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 09:56 PM (0aYVJ)

323 High Plains Drifter: Dude strolls into town, rapes some chicks sane, kills some dudes, then burns the place down and kills some more dudes.

Perfectly cromulent in today's society.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 09:49 PM (dK+Kv)

Don’t forget that he’s an Avenging Angel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 09:56 PM (3mtTi)

324 Earth Girls are Easy. Geena Davis was kinda purty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ)

325 And outta here for the evening.

Thanks for the thread, Lex.

Have a good one, gang.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 06, 2026 09:58 PM (q3u5l)

326 Is it intermission yet?

https://youtu.be/Mw91RJ_m_7g

Posted by: mindful webworker - essential non-entity at June 06, 2026 09:58 PM (dn9xm)

327 Repoman...

Such an awesome, 80's, punk rock movie.
Posted by: EFG at June 06, 2026 09:47 PM (0XzvB)

I thought it was filmed in black and white, but got the DVD some years ago, and it's in color. Someone asked if I had seen it on a b&w TV.

Yup. When I lived in Alaska it was all I could afford.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 10:00 PM (0aYVJ)

328 Back to School. I miss Rodney.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 10:00 PM (x/s3z)

329 Continental Divide.

Taps.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (X+xvk)

330 One movie everyone has missed that hit the screens in 1987 was a little horror science-fiction film called Nightflyers.

Original story by George R.R. Martin. $3 million budget and did $1.149 million at the box office. Catherine Mary Stewart starred in it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (2GVsD)

331 Back to School. I miss Rodney.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 10:00 PM (x/s3z)

Agree. A really fun flick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (0aYVJ)

332 Fess up - everyone is hitting refresh so they can shout FIRST!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 10:02 PM (3mtTi)

333 Don't look now, but there's a NOOD ONT
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419988

Posted by: mindful webworker - okay, go ahead and look at June 06, 2026 10:02 PM (dn9xm)

334 LAST!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 10:03 PM (0aYVJ)

335 >>> Don’t forget that he’s an Avenging Angel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 09:56 PM (3mtTi)


He's a ghost.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 06, 2026 10:04 PM (3uBP9)

336 **Ferris Bueller's Day Off is that way to me. Its just awful and the main character is utterly despicable
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor**

YES! This! Exactly! Dear Lord, I hate this movie!

Posted by: SuperCountyJudgeCandidateSuperRonNirenberg-Buff Political Hack, Buff Beyond Buff at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (Wuf2K)

337 336 **Ferris Bueller's Day Off is that way to me. Its just awful and the main character is utterly despicable
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor**

YES! This! Exactly! Dear Lord, I hate this movie!

Posted by: SuperCountyJudgeCandidateSuperRonNirenberg-Buff Political Hack, Buff Beyond Buff at June 06, 2026 10:12 PM (Wuf2K)

I’d be willing to bet y’all saw it as an adult.

I was 14 when I saw it. And I am of the 180 degree opposite opinion. I loved it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2026 01:17 AM (gfO9L)

338 I’ve always felt that ‘90s films had less of a noticeable “feel” than ‘70s or ‘80s movies but I hadn’t thought to attribute that to the advent of the internet.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at June 07, 2026 01:27 AM (tRYqg)

339 TerrorVision (1986) has everything 80's

Posted by: OldManMike at June 07, 2026 11:42 AM (rZ4qs)

Hobby Thread - June 6, 2026 [TRex]

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Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. For this week, the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) is on target. It spun and spun and ended up deciding on an archery theme for this Hobby Thread.

A what? Yes, an archery thread. This is like the gun thread except with different launching apparatus and projectiles, less bang and boom, and no movies about the wonders of ball bearings. But fundamentals still matter...

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What are you hobbying?

As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. All (legal) hobbying is welcome. We have a theme, but no need to stick with the theme. Even if the theme does not speak to you, find something else or offer something else relating to hobbying. Leave politics and religion to threads elsewhere (unless your hobby is building or restoring a church). Pants are optional. As always, puns are welcome and encouraged.

Play nice and do not be rude. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls.

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Depending on which unreliable source on the internet you consult, archery is one of the oldest acts of human engineering. It has prehistoric roots (based on cave paintings in Europe). In the Bronze Age (16th century) the Egyptians and Persians used bows in massed formations in military action. Following the invention and widespread adoption of firearms, archery became obsolete as a military weapon in the early 1600s.

Archery debuted at the 1900 Paris Olympics and dropped after 1920, and reinstated in 1972.

Is archery a hobby? Yes! Some throw arrows against targets for scoring. Others use bow and arrow as a hunting that offers different challenges than firearms.

Are you wise in the ways of the bow and arrow? Did you get a merit badge as a youth? Do you own bow and arrow equipment? Have you practiced your bow and arrow fundamentals? Have you made your own? Have you ever split an arrow with another arrow?

Are you a military history buff and know about military tactics in the days of mass archer formations?

Looking for a lot of help in the gray boxes for this one. TRex short arms are not a natural fit for archery. The small brain doesn't help either. Before commenting, make sure your bow is adjusted for the correct density altitude and your arrows are properly calibrated with the appropriate MOA setting.

If you're saying "I'm not an archer and I have no interest in learning," feel free to sit in the corner while the rest of the class continues. Or you can make contributions from your own (legal) hobbying.

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Good things to know if you find yourself in an Olympic archery contest:

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William Tell and the famous apple:

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Archery trick shots:

Turning arrows is apparently a thing:

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Watch Japanese craftsman make longbows:

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Artistic interlude - Hercules the Archer

Emile-Antoine Bourdelle sent his sculpture Herakles/Archer to the Paris Salon in 1909, where it was an instant success. The Chazen's Herakles/Archer is a reduction cast from the original life-size bronze now in Paris; after Bourdelle's death his widow authorized this edition of 15.

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Chazen Museum of Art, University of Wisconsin, Madison, WI

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Too advanced for my small dino brain, but those of you who are wise in the ways of arrow science might appreciate this video:

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How far can an arrow fly?

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YouTube is made for answering the important historical questions.

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DIY bamboo bow:

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Arrows of a different kind:

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Horde Hobbying - tcn in AK is camping in Denali State Park, Alaska with her family. Camping is a hobby and Mt. McKinley provides a fine camping companion. Thank you!

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Thank you to the AK Sniper for modeling in the second photo.

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Not related to archery but I love this:

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Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did a music theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.

Notable comments from last week:

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Words of wisdom:

"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).

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If you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, contribute your own. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Do mighty things.

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1 Welcome Hobbiests

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)

2 As a young kid was shooting arrows with a bow, the arrow went from back yard at my grandfather's house, through a alley, across the street, hit a embankment which gave it a upward path and broke a window of house across the street. A couple hundred feet path of destruction. My grandfather had to repair the window.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Hmmm...what could have inspired this content? 🤔

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2026 05:36 PM (Wnv9h)

4 3 Hmmm...what could have inspired this content? 🤔

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2026 05:36 PM
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The ways of the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) are sometimes less strange and mysterious than others.

Posted by: TRex - quivering dino at June 06, 2026 05:40 PM (DIYgl)

5 Way back in the day, my friends and I played a role-playing game called "Dangerous Journeys: Mythus" created by Gary Gygax (yes, that Gary Gygax) and Dave Newton.

One of the more exotic weapons was a "foot bow," essentially a long bow that need BOTH hands to draw back the string. You braced the bow with your feet when you drew the string back.

It had a terrible rate of fire (once every other round), but had an extreme range of 440 yards (about 1/4 mile). And armor was next to useless if you were hit with it at point blank range (40 yards or less).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 05:41 PM (gnNyN)

6 Not related to archery but I love this:
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Great coping mechanism (tracking flight ID). Lemons....lemonade. I'm sure the noise can be annoying, and he turned it into something that interests him.

This is likely the same type of innovative thinking that led to robotic vacuum cleaners. Vacuuming is annoying. Let's hire a circuit board.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2026 05:42 PM (dIske)

7 I've been bow hunting for 53 years, this fall.
I'm already wowed by the first tuning comments by Easton... 1" is pretty good...
Back to the video.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 05:44 PM (q6tQZ)

8 50 years ago... or so, I was at a YMCA camp and we were lerning (swidt) ballistics with bow and arrows. We were arranged on a cliff, looking down on a cleared crater and were told to figure out how to shoot an arrow up, and then have it hit the target.... a spray painted bedsheet.

Totes awesome.

Had my picture in the local paper.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 05:46 PM (jehhT)

9 The ways of the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) are sometimes less strange and mysterious than others.
Posted by: TRex - quivering dino at June 06, 2026 05:40 PM

*lays finger alongside nose*

*nods knowingly*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2026 05:49 PM (Wnv9h)

10 Love archery since I was a kid though I only like the recurve. Currently have a 60# take down Samick recurve.

I wish the Olympics / World Championships would have a bare recurve competition. No sites,no counter weights , etc.

Archery competitions are boring now as it's all tens and you just wait for the rare nine or eight hit to decide the match.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 05:50 PM (GseMx)

11 Afternoon, hobbyists,

The Herakles/Archer sculpture is amazing. You can feel the tremendous tension in the bow, in his body as he braces it against the rock, and in the (invisible) drawstring. Since Heracles, a demigod, was supposed to be the strongest man on Earth, I'd guess that his bow could not be drawn by any lesser mortals, only by gods.

The bow looks to be as tall as a full-grown man, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 05:51 PM (wzUl9)

12
The closest we've come to archery at Schloss Hadrian is naming one of our girls Diana (GCH Soyara's Dark Huntress).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 05:51 PM (O0L8i)

13 And... the Easton vid gave no results.
A-holes.
Initially, there were shooting multiple arrows with the exact same setup. Unreal. Any "shoot" has 5 different targets, so you don't get the Robin Hood effect.
They did, indeed, get the Robin Hood and were elated?
Jeebus

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 05:52 PM (q6tQZ)

14 In the Bronze Age (16th century) the Egyptians and Persians used bows

Uh, no. Sixteen centuries ago.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 06, 2026 05:52 PM (sl73Y)

15 Way back in the day, my friends and I played a role-playing game called "Dangerous Journeys: Mythus" created by Gary Gygax (yes, that Gary Gygax) and Dave Newton.

One of the more exotic weapons was a "foot bow," essentially a long bow that need BOTH hands to draw back the string. You braced the bow with your feet when you drew the string back.

It had a terrible rate of fire (once every other round), but had an extreme range of 440 yards (about 1/4 mile). And armor was next to useless if you were hit with it at point blank range (40 yards or less).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


The "How far can an arrow fly?" video above is about footbows.

The Guinness record holder launched one 2048 yards.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 05:53 PM (VHUov)

16 Sixteen centuries BC ago.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 06, 2026 05:53 PM (sl73Y)

17 Love archery since I was a kid though I only like the recurve. Currently have a 60# take down Samick recurve.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 05:50 PM (GseMx)

Nice. I haven't shot in a while, but I have 20# and a 45# Bear recurve. And I have a project riser, TradTech Titan II, with 20# Samick limbs that I need to spend more time setting up. Too many projects.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 05:53 PM (dK+Kv)

18 Its getting fuzzy being so long ago, I think we had a archery class in gym in high school a couple times

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 05:55 PM (Ia/+0)

19 polynikes,
You're right. With sites, compounds, counterweights...it's like watching the State horseshoe contest. First guy who doesn't hit the ringer loses.
Boring

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 05:55 PM (q6tQZ)

20 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 05:51 PM (wzUl9)

I love the magic bow in the movie The Immortals with Henry Cavill. It was like Clint Eastwood's MP40 in Where Eagles Dare. Infinity magazines. Infinity arrows.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 05:55 PM (GseMx)

21 "Balls Out Archer" is an odd piece.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2026 05:56 PM (mEpiT)

22 I love the magic bow in the movie The Immortals with Henry Cavill. It was like Clint Eastwood's MP40 in Where Eagles Dare. Infinity magazines. Infinity arrows.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 05:55 PM (GseMx)
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Yeah, that was pretty crazy. At one point he shoots four arrows in a row THAT ALL HIT AT THE SAME TIME.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 05:57 PM (gnNyN)

23 My only experience with archery was during my camp counselor days *mumble* years ago. Much to my surprise, I really enjoyed it, even though (to no one's surprise) I was terrible at it. None of my campers shot each other or me so it was all good fun.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 06, 2026 05:58 PM (0SdQT)

24 I haven't done archery for many years, but I did pass a bunch of girls having lessons in archery in the park today, and it looked like they were concentrating and also having a lot of fun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2026 05:58 PM (OYsYV)

25 Boring
Posted by: MkY

With that said, I had killed every deer I'd shot at for a few years in a row, and I had a buddy who had started deer hunting with a spear...
So, I bought a recurve. Shot about 100 times, said, "I'm good," and went out.
Shot 3 feet over a doe, 3 feet under her, then 3 feet in front of her.
She never moved.
Next night I had the compound again.
I think with a recurve one needs to shoot 1,000 arrows, and practice often.
I shoot maybe 20 arrow in practice every year with the compound.
I'm just not THAT into it.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 05:59 PM (q6tQZ)

26 Always sucked at archery, but it was a fun event in elementary gym.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 06, 2026 05:59 PM (aJQbY)

27 Good afternoon. Thanks for the Hobby thread, Dino.

Do you own bow and arrow equipment? Have you practiced your bow and arrow fundamentals? Have you made your own? Have you ever split an arrow with another arrow?
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Yes. Not yet this year - late summer/fall. Yes - several times.

Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2026 05:59 PM (41CYW)

28 Archery, the art of long distance stabbing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 06, 2026 05:59 PM (+9wcF)

29 [Removed for politics. This is the hobby thread. Terms and conditions apply. TRex]

Posted by: Paul at June 06, 2026 06:00 PM (GXEn7)

30 @22 Could have been a trick of the camera; Clint's MP40 magazine was attached to an extended magazine hidden in his pants.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2026 06:00 PM (mEpiT)

31
From where did the heathen savages in North America get bows and arrows?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 06:00 PM (O0L8i)

32 My love for archery came because I always wanted to be an Indian . Well not always. I also wanted to be Daniel Boone or Jim Bridger at one time or another. I just loved the idea of living in the wilderness.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:01 PM (GseMx)

33 Posted by: Paul at June 06, 2026 06:00 PM (GXEn7)

If Paul shot an arrow into the air, he'd miss.

Posted by: on-topic mikeski at June 06, 2026 06:02 PM (VHUov)

34 I had more time playing Jarts with my brother than using a bow and arrow while growing up. I don't think we intentionally tried to hit each other with them... but it's been a few decades, and my memory may not be correct.

I'm also a little surprised no one has mentioned the arrows Eisenhower launched across the English Channel on this day, 82 years ago.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 06:02 PM (qx7Zg)

35

Darrell Owen Pace (born October 23, 1956) is a former archer from the United States, who won two individual Olympic and World Championships titles each during his career. In 2011, as part of the World Archery Federation's 80th anniversary celebration, he was declared as by the WAF as "Archer of the Century"

Also an amateur radio operator N8FTS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2026 06:04 PM (Cqx++)

36 Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 05:59 PM (q6tQZ)

Hah very true. There is a cool bow hunting competition with various stations with various animal targets with greater points based on difficulty. I haven't seen it on TV for awhile though I don't have the outdoor channel anymore. Probably shown on ESPN Ocho 😀.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:06 PM (GseMx)

37 I enjoy archery in several different video games.

I love being an archer in Skyrim. Arrows are plentiful, cheap, and easy to craft (improving your Smithing skill).

You can snipe things from halfway across the map if you know what you are doing.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 06:07 PM (gnNyN)

38 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 06:02 PM (qx7Zg

Jarts are for you and your friends to bunch up and one guy throws all the jarts straight up in the air and it's every man for themselves. Young and Dumb ......and fun

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:09 PM (GseMx)

39 In the last month I’ve 3D printed enough busts to fill two complete monitor shelves.

I would say the best of them is Don Quixote and Charlemagne although Marcus Aerulius and Shakespeare are pretty good too.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 06:10 PM (XV/Pl)

40
Young and Dumb ......and fun

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:09 PM (GseMx)

__________

Kids were considered expendable back then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 06:10 PM (O0L8i)

41 Obligatory Robin Hood: Men in Tights archery contest:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z77nfYs433w

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 06:12 PM (gnNyN)

42 My brother recently bought a crossbow for those pesky, tasty whitetail in his yard. My other brother prefers his compound bow. I've had considerable experience with a bow, but I might consider the crossbow within a certain range.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 06:14 PM (x/s3z)

43 We had a bamboo grove next to my house as a kid.

We made bows and arrows of course. As well as kites, blow guns, snorkels, spears , whistles, cups, etc.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:14 PM (GseMx)

44 I've had considerable experience with a bow, but I might consider the crossbow within a certain range.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Picked up a crossbow last year - had a compound for a long time. Crossbow did the job, first day out.

Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2026 06:16 PM (41CYW)

45 I would love to learn archery. I'm sort of a luddite, though, and I want that simple bow. Is that the recurve, vs. the compound?

Mr. Dmlw! got me one of those Chinese ones some years ago, but thought a 40# pull seemed right. I'm just a girl, ffs. I can barely move the string.

Need to get a different one I guess, and make the dogs stay inside while I play with it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:17 PM (h7ZuX)

46 Hi Horde Hobbyists!

I got hired one summer to be the archery merit badge counselor for one of the local Boy Scout camps. It was a hoot. The camp's equipment was marginal (at best). I had to get creative marking the distances to targets and even then had to develop a handicapping system. Whenever I needed to demonstrate something I used my own recurve. Halfway through camp someone loaned me his longbow and while I got hooked on the challenge of it I never could get as accurate with it as with my recurve.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 06:17 PM (FDHJL)

47 44 I've had considerable experience with a bow, but I might consider the crossbow within a certain range.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Picked up a crossbow last year - had a compound for a long time. Crossbow did the job, first day out.
Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2026 06:16 PM (41CYW

When I was 6 or 7 when they said bolts I didn't know what they were talking about for a long time.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:18 PM (GseMx)

48 I think we had a archery class in gym in high school a couple times
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 05:55 PM (Ia/+0)

I wish my school gym class had done that. It's one of the few things I might ever have liked about gym.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:20 PM (h7ZuX)

49 46 Hi Horde Hobbyists!

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 06:17 PM
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Hey stranger! Good to see you. Been a while!

Posted by: TRex - compound dino at June 06, 2026 06:20 PM (DIYgl)

50 This has given me an idea to do a painting on various fletching patterns.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:21 PM (GseMx)

51 I've got a PSE Stinger with a 55 lb pull. Three pin site, rear peep, release and front wrist strap. From 50 yards and in its pretty automatic on a static target.

Some like a challenge. Not me. I'll smash that easy button all day. Its great fun.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 06:23 PM (EFkNq)

52 Need to get a different one I guess, and make the dogs stay inside while I play with it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:17 PM (h7ZuX)

20# recurve is a pleasure to shoot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 06:23 PM (dK+Kv)

53 Never got into archery as a hobby. It wasn't offered in high school or the local Boy Scout troop. I probably would have enjoyed it since it involved target shooting. As kids we tried making bows and arrows with a 'sorta' flexible tree branch and some string. If the twig that served as an arrow went 10 feet it was a success.

I do have a recurve bow and some target arrows that match my length of draw. It's a light bow, maybe 30 or 35 pound draw since it was for targets, not hunting. Never did much with it but should pick it up again if only for the exercise. Strengthening my back and shoulder muscles would have a lot of benefits.

Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2026 06:23 PM (yTvNw)

54 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:17 PM (h7ZuX)

Yeah 40# is pretty tough to pull back for a novice female archer. The 60# is probably too much for me now.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:25 PM (GseMx)

55 My other brother prefers his compound bow. I've had considerable experience with a bow, but I might consider the crossbow within a certain range.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

I don't think the bow changes the range. Deer jump the arrow, regardless. 30 yds is pretty far.

I've read that over 40 or 50, the deer don't react, but I can't see myself even trying a shot like that.
To me, deer hunting is up close and personal, capisce?

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:25 PM (q6tQZ)

56 Does an atlatl count? I’ve toyed with an atlatl several times. It’s quite challenging.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 06:25 PM (TLhHb)

57 maybe 30 or 35 pound draw
JTB

Fred Bear famously said any North American game animal could be brought down with a 35# draw.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:27 PM (q6tQZ)

58 Some like a challenge. Not me. I'll smash that easy button all day. Its great fun.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 06:23 PM (EFkNq)

Yeah, I think that would work for me, too. Easy, at least until I get some skillz.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:27 PM (h7ZuX)

59 Fred Bear famously said any North American game animal could be brought down with a 35# draw.
Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:27 PM (q6tQZ)

Close up and personal.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:28 PM (GseMx)

60 Does an atlatl count? I’ve toyed with an atlatl several times. It’s quite challenging.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Legal for deer in Missouri.
Wanna hunt?

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:28 PM (q6tQZ)

61 Thanks for the mighty archery Hobby Thread, T Rex!

My brother was an archer in his younger days, bagging mule deer and carp. It is truly an art form!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 06, 2026 06:29 PM (D/6p1)

62 So, is it the length/gauge of the string that determines the pull strength? Or the bow itself? If I got a lighter string, would it work on the same bow?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:30 PM (h7ZuX)

63 Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:28 PM (q6tQZ)

That a cave man allegedly created it 15000 years ago makes me think aliens may be real.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:30 PM (GseMx)

64 Yeah, I think that would work for me, too. Easy, at least until I get some skillz.

So here's the deal. Don't get too much pull - just what is comfortable to you. The beauty of a compound bow - with a site, peep, release, and strap - is it takes ALL hand shake and other involuntary tremors out of the equation. Because your muscles are in slight tension.

Just practice a slow steady squeeze on that release - just like Jeff Cooper taught on a trigger. You simply will not miss at the end of the first day of practice.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 06:31 PM (EFkNq)

65 61 My brother was an archer in his younger days, bagging mule deer and carp.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 06, 2026 06:29 PM
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Thanks for mentioning carp. I had a video of bow and arrow fishing that got left out of the content for space considerations but it warrants a mention.

Posted by: TRex - carp, not crap at June 06, 2026 06:32 PM (afA7R)

66 So, is it the length/gauge of the string that determines the pull strength? Or the bow itself? If I got a lighter string, would it work on the same bow?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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On a compound, you can adjust the draw weight. Adjustment bolts on the risers or limbs.

Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2026 06:32 PM (41CYW)

67 On a compound its the position at rest of the cams. The cams act as springs.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 06:33 PM (EFkNq)

68 23 None of my campers shot each other or me so it was all good fun.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 06, 2026 05:58 PM
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The definition of success for a camp counselor.

Posted by: TRex - summer camper dino at June 06, 2026 06:33 PM (afA7R)

69 So, is it the length/gauge of the string that determines the pull strength? Or the bow itself? If I got a lighter string, would it work on the same bow?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:30 PM (h7ZuX)

1st - bow itself.
2nd and to a much smaller degree, string length and twist. But strings are sized to the bow, then they are twisted to achieve the proper set up, and the draw weight is near what the nominal draw weight is as specified on the bow.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

70 If you ever tried to draw back a 80-100# bow it's hard to believe the battle longbows in medieval times were 100# up to 185#.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:34 PM (GseMx)

71 The above is for recurve.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

72 So, is it the length/gauge of the string that determines the pull strength? Or the bow itself? If I got a lighter string, would it work on the same bow?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Recurve poundages are all measured at 28".
Each person has their own "draw length". Shops take a very light bow, and have you pull the string, hand close to your mouth. When the string touches your nose, that's your draw length.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:35 PM (q6tQZ)

73 Back in the 80's when we would do Live Action Roll Playing we allowed under 30# bows with "bunny bumper" arrowheads as a weapon. Had a friend build some which pretty much were a round piece of cardboard taped on the end of an arrow. He launched one at a dude and nailed him at a 45° angle in the temple. The arrow went around the cardboard and about an inch into the dudes head. Rolled the skin in with it.
We go to the emergency room, dressed in period, 1350's, costume and covered in blood. Dude is holding a blood soaked grease rag on the side of his head.
"We need to see a doctor"
"Fill this out"
"Lady. I've been shot in the head with an arrow"
Dude puls the rag down and blood goes everywhere.
He got in pretty quick. 13 stiches and a really cool story complete with the scar.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 06:36 PM (ZxzYs)

74 That a cave man allegedly created it 15000 years ago makes me think aliens may be real.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026


***
A pre-teen Cro-Magnon boy finds a sturdy vine. He ties it to a branch of one tree, and then to a nearby branch. He swings on it and does pull-ups. Then it occurs to him that the vine has some give, but not much, when he puts his weight on it. He wraps a rock in a piece of hide, pulls back the steadily resistant vine, puts the hide-wrapped rock inside it, and lets the vine go.

The rock flies twenty yards and smashes the face of the boulder it hits. Wow!

Dad sees this and goes, Hmmmm. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:36 PM (wzUl9)

75 So, I bought a recurve. Shot about 100 times, said, "I'm good," and went out.
Shot 3 feet over a doe, 3 feet under her, then 3 feet in front of her.
She never moved.
Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 05:59 PM (q6tQZ)


The Lord spake, "Verily, I saith unto you, this is not your time, my deer. None shall feast on your flesh this day, nor even touch a single hair." And he set his angels around the doe, above her, beneath her, before her and behind her, and to each side; and though her foe strove mightily, she stood sure in the safety of His hand, and did not even flinch as arrows flew.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:38 PM (Sy6m/)

76 SciVo

Har!

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:38 PM (q6tQZ)

77 If you ever tried to draw back a 80-100# bow it's hard to believe the battle longbows in medieval times were 100# up to 185#.
Posted by: polynikes
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Very true. My compound is at 72# (I need to drop it down - not as strong as I used to be). Have pulled 80# and damnnnn... it was a lot. Guy that owned that bow is 6' 4" and goes about 270lbs.

Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2026 06:38 PM (41CYW)

78 The sling can be deadly and I can see some bored guy with no internet lights tv motorcars etc getting pretty good with one.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

79 He got in pretty quick. 13 stiches and a really cool story complete with the scar.
Posted by: Reforger

Great story.
"Why women live longer than men."

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:40 PM (q6tQZ)

80 Picked up a crossbow last year - had a compound for a long time. Crossbow did the job, first day out.

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It surprised the shit out of me.

Posted by: Zombie Richard I at June 06, 2026 06:41 PM (jcKbQ)

81 Have pulled 80# and damnnnn... it was a lot. Guy that owned that bow is 6' 4" and goes about 270lbs.
Posted by: scampydog

I bought my "new" bow in '06. Set it to 72 #'s.
It's now at 62#'s, and I've never touched the 20 yard pin.
A lot of that crap is bragging rights.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:41 PM (q6tQZ)

82 1st - bow itself.
2nd and to a much smaller degree, string length and twist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

Thanks. Better get a different bow.

One reason I want to learn is because if shit ever hits the fan so hard there's no more ammo, I can always make more arrows.

But also, it looks like fun to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:42 PM (h7ZuX)

83 I used to impress Cub Scouts with my ability to use a homemade slingshot to put a chickpea thru an aluminum pie plate at 10 feet.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

84 77 If you ever tried to draw back a 80-100# bow it's hard to believe the battle longbows in medieval times were 100# up to 185#.
Posted by: polynikes

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Pffft.

Posted by: Odysseus at June 06, 2026 06:43 PM (jcKbQ)

85 I used to impress Cub Scouts with my ability to use a homemade slingshot to put a chickpea thru an aluminum pie plate at 10 feet.
Posted by: fd

You do that here, and you could drink all night for free.

Well, maybe a few demos n shit...

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:43 PM (q6tQZ)

86 The sling can be deadly and I can see some bored guy with no internet lights tv motorcars etc getting pretty good with one.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

There are YouTube vids of the world champion slinger. Pretty impressive.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:44 PM (GseMx)

87 That a cave man allegedly created it 15000 years ago makes me think aliens may be real.
Posted by: polynikes

Nah. I hate that people always want to give credit to "aliens" for man's own ingenuity.

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2026 06:45 PM (lJ0H4)

88 A lot of that crap is bragging rights.

Yep. I was bag shooting at 50 yds in my back yard. Drew, on target, but shifted my weight.

Right into a mole hole.

Missed the bag. Blunt tip went part through a 3" sapling. 55# pull.

I see no need to increase the pull.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 06:45 PM (EFkNq)

89 I bought my "new" bow in '06. Set it to 72 #'s.
It's now at 62#'s, and I've never touched the 20 yard pin.
A lot of that crap is bragging rights.
Posted by: MkY
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I am thinking around 60#. Drew it last year while sitting on a chair and said...nope, time to adjust this.

Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2026 06:46 PM (41CYW)

90 Nah. I hate that people always want to give credit to "aliens" for man's own ingenuity.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2026 06:45 PM (lJ0H4)

I was being snarky but it is an impressive lever 'machine' .

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:49 PM (GseMx)

91 I was being snarky but it is an impressive lever 'machine' .

Using natural glues and various woods to make laminates always impresses me.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 06:50 PM (EFkNq)

92 He got in pretty quick. 13 stiches and a really cool story complete with the scar.
Posted by: Reforger

Great story.
"Why women live longer than men."
Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:40 PM (q6tQZ)

At least it was in the temple, and not the groin. Imagine how much fun he could have gotten out of the extra long erection, and not waiting 4 hours for medical help.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 06:50 PM (qx7Zg)

93 I was being snarky but it is an impressive lever 'machine' .

The guy who invented it was probably run out of town... ala Heinlein quote

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 06:51 PM (q6tQZ)

94 91 I was being snarky but it is an impressive lever 'machine' .

Using natural glues and various woods to make laminates always impresses me.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 06:50 PM (EFkNq)

Me too. In this case though we were talking about the atlatl.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 06:53 PM (GseMx)

95 One reason I want to learn is because if shit ever hits the fan so hard there's no more ammo, I can always make more arrows.

But also, it looks like fun to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:42 PM (h7ZuX)


I think the second is a better reason, because unless you're shooting wildly into the dark, it should be pretty easy to buy more ammo than you would survive using in a contested environment. That is to say, how many times do you really think you can shoot at someone who can shoot back, before getting hit and dying?

I think preppers with even 'just' a thousand rounds are wildly optimistic, even if you count them as intended for hunting. How long would it take before a successful hunter would have to use them for defense against the unsuccessful? And as soon as bullets start flying in the wrong direction, it's just a matter of accuracy ratios times volume of fire and the dreaded Statistical Probability, since no one is perfect.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:54 PM (Sy6m/)

96 Storm coming through

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

97 Said didn't have internet access but seems do,
Tv is out

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 06:55 PM (Ia/+0)

98
Unbelievable. The Kentucky Derby has "My Old Kentucky Home,: the Preakness "Maryland, My Maryland." Dignified, even moving.

The Belmont? "New York, New York". Cheesy and smug. But typical of the whole benighted place.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)

99 unless you're shooting wildly into the dark, it should be pretty easy to buy more ammo than you would survive using in a contested environment.
Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:54 PM (Sy6m/)

Well, yeah, but I was thinking more of an apocalyptic scenario where there is no ammo left to buy, a fond memory. You know. As if I would survive such a scenario in the first place.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:56 PM (h7ZuX)

100
As for Sinatra, I liked him as an actor, but hated him.as a singer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 06:58 PM (O0L8i)

101 As for Sinatra, I liked him as an actor, but hated him.as a singer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 06:58 PM (O0L8i)

I didn't like him as either but his couple of Tony Roma movies were enjoyable. Much more than Dean Marin's cheesy Matt Helm movies and I really like Dean Martin.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:01 PM (GseMx)

102 I'm seeing more stories about increased interest and use in non-technical hobbies, especially ones involving creativity. In this case the stories are about fountain pens and manual typewriters. Pen sales are up noticeably and the price of good condition old typewriters is climbing. Various reasons are given: distrust of digital technology and its ephemeral nature, some nostalgia, a variation of LPs over CDs or streaming, fewer distractions imposed by digital media, more personal hands-on activity instead of relying on AI and computers and probably others. Even articles about improving one's handwriting.

Since I like fountain pens and manual typewriters, I find this hopeful. It's not a huge movement but, from my point of view, it's a step in the right direction.

Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2026 07:01 PM (yTvNw)

103 Well, yeah, but I was thinking more of an apocalyptic scenario where there is no ammo left to buy, a fond memory.

Go get a compound bow. You can always buy a case of arrows. Unless you screw up and put one through a tree like I did - you can reuse them.

And unlike ammo - you don't need to scavenge a particular calibre of arrow.

Most important ... as said above ... you'll like practicing. Trust me.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:01 PM (EFkNq)

104 The sling can be deadly and I can see some bored guy with no internet lights tv motorcars etc getting pretty good with one.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026


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The natives of the Balearic Islands were renowned as expert slingers, and were often recruited as auxiliaries in the Roman Republican and Imperial armies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:03 PM (wzUl9)

105 No need to buy a silencer with a bow and arrow

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:04 PM (Ia/+0)

106
Golden Tempo wins it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 07:04 PM (O0L8i)

107 Well, yeah, but I was thinking more of an apocalyptic scenario where there is no ammo left to buy, a fond memory. You know. As if I would survive such a scenario in the first place.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 06:56 PM (h7ZuX)


Oh that! Well, I have actually gotten off all prescriptions, which is the biggest thing I think for most people. But getting an apple orchard so I can make my own hard cider in TEOTWAWKI is still just a pipe dream, and I don't even have a pipe either so I don't know what that means.

As a LitRPG fan, I like the idea of learning skills that seem impractical in the modern era, just in case of an Isekai, Portal Event, or (worst of all) System Apocalypse. I'm actually thinking of.. well, it's a business idea, so I won't go into details. But a resource for people like me, who might want to be prepared for the wildly unlikely.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 07:07 PM (Sy6m/)

108 I didn't like him as either but his couple of Tony Roma movies were enjoyable. Much more than Dean Marin's cheesy Matt Helm movies and I really like Dean Martin.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026


***
The Tony Rome pictures I've seen recently on Movies!, and they were quite good examples of the private-eye film. Both were based on novels by Marvin Albert. He wrote the novel that the John Wayne flick The Law and Jake Wade was based on, and the one the James Garner vehicle Duel at Diablo came from.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:08 PM (wzUl9)

109 My hobby today is tearing up the utility trailer floor seven 2x8. and four 2x6 and 12 feet long. replacing with treated. Probably outlast me.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 07:09 PM (LHPAg)

110 100 ... "As for Sinatra, I liked him as an actor, but hated him.as a singer."

I liked Sinatra's song choices more than his arrangements. I did enjoy his acting, especially in musicals like Guys and Dolls and Take Me Out to the Ballgame. His guest appearance on Magnum, PI was really good.

Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2026 07:09 PM (yTvNw)

111 I'm actually thinking of.. well, it's a business idea, so I won't go into details.

People already do Combat Shooting camps. Tactical Combat camps. There is a real market for these kind of experiences.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:10 PM (EFkNq)

112 Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2026 07:01 PM (yTvNw)

I was thinking what is the percentage of people who know how to field dress game or butcher any farm animal. What are the percentage of farmers and hunters ( minus farmers) is probably the number.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:11 PM (GseMx)

113 Oh that! Well, I have actually gotten off all prescriptions, which is the biggest thing I think for most people. But getting an apple orchard so I can make my own hard cider in TEOTWAWKI is still just a pipe dream, and I don't even have a pipe either so I don't know what that means.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 07:07 PM (Sy6m/)

Good thinking! My only prescription is for hypothyroidism, so in the event I'm still here for TEOTWAWKI, I'll just be fat and angry. Which could be a plus.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:12 PM (h7ZuX)

114 Oops. No, The Law and Jake Wade was a Robert Taylor film. I was thinking of Wayne's Big Jake, which by a strange coincidence is on Movies! right now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:14 PM (wzUl9)

115 I was thinking of Wayne's Big Jake, which by a strange coincidence is on Movies! right now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:14 PM (wzUl9

I liked Big Jake. I think John Wayne's son was a pretty good actor. I'm surprised he didn't become bigger.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:16 PM (GseMx)

116 Good thinking! My only prescription is for hypothyroidism, so in the event I'm still here for TEOTWAWKI, I'll just be fat and angry. Which could be a plus.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:12 PM (h7ZuX)
Me too. The levothyroxine worries me more than the BP meds.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)

117 I liked Sinatra's song choices more than his arrangements. I did enjoy his acting, especially in musicals like Guys and Dolls and Take Me Out to the Ballgame. His guest appearance on Magnum, PI was really good.
Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2026


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As an actor, Frank was usually impressive, even in lightweight films. When he really had something to bite into, like The Man With the Golden Arm and Manchurian Candidate, he was great.

I've often thought, if a script like that of Die Hard had been around in, say, 1960, Sinatra would not have been a bad choice to play the lead. Remember, the novel DH is based on is a sequel to the 1964 novel The Detective, and Sinatra played the lead in the 1966 film of that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:17 PM (wzUl9)

118 Me too. The levothyroxine worries me more than the BP meds.
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)

Truly!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:19 PM (h7ZuX)

119 I liked Big Jake. I think John Wayne's son was a pretty good actor. I'm surprised he didn't become bigger.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026

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Big Jake
was co-written by the fellow who with his wife created Dirty Harry, Harry Julian Fink -- who wrote some of the best and most memorable Have Gun -- Will Travels. And Richard Boone looks to be having great fun as a rather jolly and deadly killer, kidnapper, and train robber.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:20 PM (wzUl9)

120 >49 Hey stranger! Good to see you. Been a while!

Good to "See" you too, TRex! I've been enjoying the hobby threads, keep up the great work!

I picked up RV camping as a hobby and was trying to complete a couple classes on research while managing the RV acquisition and camping trips.

Just to stay on-topic, I haven't exactly figured out how to carry the archery equipment in the limited amount of space in the RV.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 07:20 PM (FDHJL)

121 Me too. The levothyroxine worries me more than the BP meds.
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)

I would need BP meds for the first time because my salt intake would be through the roof. Freezed dried food and canned goods not low in sodium.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:21 PM (GseMx)

122 Learned so shoot a bow as kid. I figured out how to hit things.
When compound bows first came out I visited my BIL an he said "Want to try this compound bow I just got?
Sur and we go back to the backyard. He has a couple bales with a target on them. I draw The 80 lb bow and the 50% beak is heaven, I figure it'll have a flat trajectory and let fly. I missed the target but hit the bales just right of paper. I asked for another arrow and he took the bow back. He said " The first time I missed the bales....We laughed about it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2026 07:22 PM (IP7s4)

123 120 I picked up RV camping as a hobby and was trying to complete a couple classes on research while managing the RV acquisition and camping trips.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 07:20 PM
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If it helps, we did an RV theme on the Hobby Thread in November 2025.

https://tinyurl.com/wthubhzh

Posted by: TRex - recreational dino at June 06, 2026 07:23 PM (afA7R)

124 >60 MkY Legal for deer in Missouri.
Wanna hunt?

The ONLY deer I've gotten ever was with my aforementioned recurve and in eastern Missouri.

Unfortunately bowhunting is not legal where I hang my hat these days.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 07:23 PM (FDHJL)

125 I'm not sure how Sinatra comes in here, but as a Mark Tremonti fan, I found it interesting him talking about how he put together a covers album. He's best known as a rock lead guitarist, but he also has his own metal projects where he sings too; and singing along to Sinatra in the car, one thing led to another...

Rick Beato Interviews Mark Tremonti: Creed and Alter Bridge's Post-Grunge Guitar Hero
https://youtu.be/CClsbAY9-cM

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 07:24 PM (Sy6m/)

126 Does an atlatl count? I’ve toyed with an atlatl several times. It’s quite challenging.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 06:25 PM (TLhHb)


Little Glass Butte has an annual knap in for learning to knap obsidian and making and using primitive tools. There is supposed to be competitions on atlatls. It was something I always considered going to when I was driving regularly from the Willamette Valley to Ontario Oregon.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 07:24 PM (rbvCR)

127 Time to say thank you before the next act takes the Ace of Spades stage. Thanks for being here and reading/contributing. New theme next week.

You're welcome to hang out here for a while but don't forget to check back in later for Club ONT.

Posted by: TRex - archer dino at June 06, 2026 07:25 PM (afA7R)

128 Whoever said it above, you're right. With bow n arrow you don't need suppressors.
And a "quiet" .22 (subsonic) ain't gonna get you naught but a rabbit or squirrel.
Maybe groundhog if you're real hungry...

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 07:25 PM (q6tQZ)

129 Archery. What fun. Started shooting at an early age and have always enjoyed it.
I would like to get a crossbow.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:25 PM (5P5DO)

130 As for pipe smoking, JTB and other interested parties: I've been mixing a little strong Virginia, Peterson's Irish Flake, in with other milder Virginia blends and into burleys. Just a tiny pinch, now; the IF is *powerful* stuff. Enlivens a milder blend just enough for a wake-up smoke.

I still have a tin of Briar Fox, a couple tins of Mac Baren blends (RIP), and a new one of Peterson's My Mixture 965 English, all unopened. I used to smoke the Sutliff blend made as a cheaper match for it, but that product is gone. Though I did see a jar marked as "MM 965 Match" on the shelf at the Country Squire in Jackson, MS, in late April. If you called them maybe you could order some.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:26 PM (wzUl9)

131 TV went out again

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

132 Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 07:24 PM (rbvCR)

Have you ever started a fire with using natural friction tools?

Haven't tried since I was a teenager but never did succeed.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:26 PM (GseMx)

133 Just to stay on-topic, I haven't exactly figured out how to carry the archery equipment in the limited amount of space in the RV.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16

Same space as a gun case. On top?

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 07:27 PM (q6tQZ)

134 "TV went out again
Posted by: Skip "

I'll be back in a bit.

Posted by: The Twonky at June 06, 2026 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

135 JTB, I clean the 50 to 75 lb pigs I shoot. Rabbits and game birds too.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:28 PM (5P5DO)

136 I've often thought, if a script like that of Die Hard had been around in, say, 1960, Sinatra would not have been a bad choice to play the lead. Remember, the novel DH is based on is a sequel to the 1964 novel The Detective, and Sinatra played the lead in the 1966 film of that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:17 PM (wzUl9)


I did not know that! I will have to check it out.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 07:28 PM (Sy6m/)

137 I saw the top pic and thought "That's a nice fanart of Link".

Then I noticed the kilt and the pyramid and thought "Oh it's just a silhouette of an Egyptian archer."

Still a very nice pic.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 06, 2026 07:28 PM (C0Nlv)

138 SPinRH, great to see you. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:30 PM (5P5DO)

139 Fred Bear is pretty much the reason for modern archery. He dedicated his life to innovating and promoting it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 07:30 PM (ZxzYs)

140 I have four bows (two compound, two recurve) and a range below my house overlooking the creek. It's a wonderful way to relax at the end of the day.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 06, 2026 07:31 PM (pE12i)

141 Did anyone here recommend I paint a landscape of Hocking Hills in Ohio?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:31 PM (GseMx)

142 Should we include an archery target to the TXMOME?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:32 PM (5P5DO)

143 Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 06, 2026 07:31 PM (pE1

I'm jealous.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:32 PM (GseMx)

144 I've often thought, if a script like that of Die Hard had been around in, say, 1960, Sinatra would not have been a bad choice to play the lead. Remember, the novel DH is based on is a sequel to the 1964 novel The Detective, and Sinatra played the lead in the 1966 film of that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026
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I did not know that! I will have to check it out.
Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026


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SciVo, the novel is called Nothing Lasts Forever, from 1979 or so, by Roderick Thorp. It is short and fast-moving, much better than Thorp's previous novel about former cop-now private investigator Joe Leland . . . and nearly all the action scenes from the DH film are right there in the novel. It's amazing.

The film of The Detective is much better than the novel, which is slow and filled with elliptical prose so that I had trouble figuring out what was going on. Nothing Lasts Forever is much better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:33 PM (wzUl9)

145 141 Did anyone here recommend I paint a landscape of Hocking Hills in Ohio?
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:31 PM (GseMx)

I might have, being from there and all. Did you find some nice pictures of it?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:34 PM (h7ZuX)

146 142 Should we include an archery target to the TXMOME?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:32 PM (5P5DO)

Yes!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:34 PM (h7ZuX)

147 nood movies

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 06, 2026 07:35 PM (C0Nlv)

148 The natives of the Balearic Islands were renowned as expert slingers, and were often recruited as auxiliaries in the Roman Republican and Imperial armies.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:03 PM (wzUl9)


I have made and used slings, but I am not a good shot with them. I made my first one from a description and it was good enough to fling eggs at a tree, but I started making them from hunks of scrap leather and 550 cord which worked and is more satisfactory for me.
I think the trick is to not try practicing at your best, hardest throw, try 25 feet against a wall to find your range. There are a number of ways to throw, from lobbing underhand to the classic spin and whip.

I used one to practice with to limber up my shoulder after it was screwed back together after a bad break, and the best I can claim is that I mostly hit the river I was throwing at. I can also brag that when I was done, all the roundish rocks were off the shore and back in the river again.
If you use those flat or long rocks, you can get one heck of a spiraling keyhole in flight, and they make the oddest moaning noise going down range.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 07:35 PM (rbvCR)

149 I hate movies.

Posted by: Ronster at June 06, 2026 07:36 PM (XKmOA)

150 Nood: "1980s" movies

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:37 PM (wzUl9)

151 >133 MkY Same space as a gun case. On top?

Interesting idea.

I didn't take any cordless hole punchers with me on the inaugural trip(s), it was all I could manage learning how to plan for towing, how to tow, how to dewinterize, how to sanitize, how to shove 10 or more suitcases' worth of stuff into the thing, where to put the suitcases. That and both the RV and the tow vehicle had significant problems.

The high-velocity-lead-based ballistic equipment (HVLBBE because I like to make up acronyms on the fly), if it can be found and dredged from the location of the most recent tragic canoe accident, will be on subsequent trips.

Hopefully along with the archery equipment.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 07:37 PM (FDHJL)

152 >138 Ben Had

Thank you! I am well and hope you are too, Ben Had! :-)

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 07:38 PM (FDHJL)

153 Have you ever started a fire with using natural friction tools?

Natural Friction is how I ended up with two kids and a mortgage.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:40 PM (EFkNq)

154 142 Should we include an archery target to the TXMOME?

I'd love to have some there with the haybales at different ranges.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at June 06, 2026 07:40 PM (FDHJL)

155 Have you ever started a fire with using natural friction tools?

Haven't tried since I was a teenager but never did succeed.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:26 PM (GseMx)


That is my next task. I am waiting on inspiration and you may have given me it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 07:40 PM (rbvCR)

156 SPinRH. Consider it done.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:41 PM (5P5DO)

157 121 Me too. The levothyroxine worries me more than the BP meds.
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)

I would need BP meds for the first time because my salt intake would be through the roof. Freezed dried food and canned goods not low in sodium.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:21 PM (GseMx)


For one thing, sodium is one of those things where it's more of a big problem for a small number of people, rather than the general problem it's sold as. A lot of medical literature is written by mathematical illiterates who cannot tell the difference, and doctors are worse. As long as you also have potassium to run the other side of your cells' sodium/potassium pumps, you should be fine.

For another, I have an extremely dim view of BP meds in general, both for efficacy and for side effects. I deeply question whether they are even a net benefit in total health outcomes at all. It's anecdotal, and my dad is prone to high-sensitivity or even paradoxical reactions, but he seems to do worse on them than off.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 07:42 PM (Sy6m/)

158 I might have, being from there and all. Did you find some nice pictures of it?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:34 PM (h7ZuX)

Yes I did a large painting 36x48 . You can see it under landscapes at Stuppleart.com.

I tried the http link but it doesn't seem to work.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:43 PM (GseMx)

159 Dash, there will be archery!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:45 PM (5P5DO)

160 Yes I did a large painting 36x48 . You can see it under landscapes at Stuppleart.com.

I tried the http link but it doesn't seem to work.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:43 PM (GseMx)

I just looked it up. It's gorgeous! That's at Old Man's Cave. Been there many times.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:53 PM (h7ZuX)

161 159 Dash, there will be archery!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:45 PM (5P5DO)


Yessssss!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:54 PM (h7ZuX)

162 I might have, being from there and all. Did you find some nice pictures of it?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 07:34 PM (h7ZuX)

Yes I did a large painting 36x48 . You can see it under landscapes at Stuppleart.com.

I tried the http link but it doesn't seem to work.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 07:43 PM (GseMx)
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Very nice work, Polynikes. "The Moron Still Life" is a solid LOL.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2026 08:57 PM (rj6Yv)

163 Evening, TRex and Hobby Folken! No interest in movies, so I will hang out here. I have had no exposure to archery at all.

I did use a cordless hole puncher to whack a gopher this afternoon, so there's that. The crows and magpies can feast upon it. Earlier, I saw one large crow in the yard being mobbed by a dozen or more Brewer's blackbirds.

I had a Studebaker Lark front fender sitting in the yard, that I had pulled out of storage to rob the parking light assembly from it. I decided "value added is value added" so I drilled out all the spot welds, and separated the outer fender from the inner apron, and chipped all the old undercoating off the inner surface of the outer. It is now a saleable part. And will take up about a third as much storage space as it formerly did. Hobby-related.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 08:59 PM (1z8ji)

164 We have just returned from the great white north. Mt. McKinley was out every day we were there, the entire week. Today, it was covered with clouds, even though we had sun. People pay $10K to come up here and never get that view.

We had a lovely time doing fuck-all, which is our best thing. Well, there may have been some cocktails involved.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2026 09:07 PM (bl07w)

165 Did Pharos Egypt have longbows?

Posted by: John at June 06, 2026 09:25 PM (0DsdP)

166 Did Pharos Egypt have longbows?
Posted by: John at June 06, 2026 09:25 PM (0DsdP)

Well, on the mummies they are all shriveled up, so it's hard to tell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 09:28 PM (1z8ji)

167 youtu.be/Ti5kzExbGLU
interview with Chris Nolan about the Odyssey

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 10:01 PM (gKWVE)

Ace of Spades Pet Thread, June 6

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Courtesy Terry Glenn

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Show-off!

Lots of appreciative comments in the "X" thread. And:

Bohemian Waxwings are just beautiful. Here are some cool facts:

They're true nomads—one banded in British Columbia was found 13 months later in South Dakota, while another flew 280 miles in 11 days.

Their red feather tips come from carotenoids in berries, and the waxy tips grow bigger as they get older.

They have a specialized large liver to metabolize ethanol from fermented fruit, but can still get drunk!

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Happy 7th Birthday to our AoSHQ Swiss Guide Dog, Gioia!

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Meet The PetMorons

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Bun Bun is on the prowl

She's literally waiting under the bird feeder.

Miley

Bun Bun looks lovely and nonchalant by the beautiful flowers, some of which are also described in the Gardening Thread.

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By-Tor's pup Ruger is ready for a good walk!

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In case you missed the Gardening Thread:

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Hey, KT

Summer has arrived in Cowtown. Water lilies, dragonflies and rainbow minnows are flourishing, and bullfrogs have spawned. And the Pancho pup is keeping the squirrels away.

R/s

CrotchetyOldJarhead

Good work, Pancho!


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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, May 30

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

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1 Nice pet morons. Thanks for the pictures, folks!

Here is a story about a mother cat raising a baby rabbit alongside her kittens:

https://tinyurl.com/mrye4vhd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2026 03:34 PM (G7WXk)

2 Hey guys,

Small cat update

https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

Thanks for the pet thread. The pet morons are cute and enjoying the outdoors.

Posted by: Joyenz at June 06, 2026 03:34 PM (2F0/Y)

3 Bark!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 03:34 PM (Kt19C)

4 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Not a big fan of Waxwings. At least the kind in my area. Cedar Waxwings. Grayish with a bright yellow tail tip and a black mask.

Those bastards travel in flocks and target my Bing Cherry trees every single summer. The show up all at once and pretty much strip the tree bare if you don't notice their arrival. The, also, help themselves to my raspberries, but you can always tell when one of these ingrates has a few too many fermented berries. They actually sway and stumble.

Nice to look at...a real pain in the posterior otherwise.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2026 03:37 PM (dIske)

6 Stretching the definition of "pet" juuusssst a tad...

Willowed from last thread:

I recently learned that Thomas Jefferson kept sheep on the White House Lawn, one of which was a vicious Shetland ram that killed several other rams and injured several people, including a small boy who was killed. Jefferson finally had it put down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 06, 2026 03:38 PM (IG3/x)

7 Kitty patrol...

Hexie - Sitting on my futon in my office
Penny - Sitting on her cat perch in my bedroom window
Allie - Perched next to my bed in the bedroom
Kaylee - Lurking on my kitchen counter, obviously up to no good

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 03:41 PM (gnNyN)

8 Afternoon, all,

Back in the dim times when plastic was cheap, Bachmann Corp. offered a series of Birds of the World and Animals of the World plastic assembly kits, snap-together. Each kit came with a palette of the prescribed colors, a brush, and a bottle of thinner. All for .98 or 1.49 for bigger kits. Anyway, the Bohemian waxwing was one of the birds. I don't recall if I ever painted and built that one, but I saw it on the store shelves.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 03:43 PM (wzUl9)

9 Big black Stirling napped with me this afternoon, then followed me out and milk-treaded my arm while in my lap. Now he's curled on the cushion next to me. Dagny? Probably in her sauna-like west-facing window, baking in the sun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 03:44 PM (wzUl9)

10 Fun week. Took Fanny to the vets Monday. She has a hematoma on one ear. We are trying prednisone first which may not work. Wednesday, Mr. trouble could barely put weight on one back leg. That turned out to be a puncture wound on his foot. It's still a bit swollen but he is walking okay now. And he weighs 16 pounds! Fortunately these were inexpensive trips.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 06, 2026 03:44 PM (7T8ei)

11 It's amazing how some animals can blend into the background.

I've gone looking for Hexie (a gray tabby) numerous times only to realize I've walked by her and she's just been sitting in plain sight--but somehow invisible.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 03:45 PM (gnNyN)

12 > including a small boy who was killed.

Alexander Kerr, Jr., aged 9.

He took a shortcut across the White House lawn on his way home from school (which in itself shows how much times have changed) and was gored by the ram.

Jefferson was extremely distressed and wrote a letter of condolence to the family, also sending them $20 (a lot more in 1808 than it is now).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 06, 2026 03:48 PM (IG3/x)

13 Petzzz

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 03:50 PM (LmPA0)

14 Yesterday morning we drove out to the local Spaymart Thrift Store. It features all sorts of furniture, porcelain, glass, books, and more, all donated and sold to support a series of cats for adoption. In the back of the store are two rooms with chicken wire over wooden frames, both filled with cat furniture like scratching posts and carpeted seats.

These rooms are where the cats live. There was a black cat with green eyes, a large brown tabby, and a red tabby, all shorthairs; and two longhairs, one a light gray with some white and another with dark gray and white. The light gray was quite sociable; she sniffed my hand, permitted me to pet her, and rolled over on her side when I started to move away, as if saying, "You can't be finished petting me yet!"

They were all quite sociable, for that matter. I expect a person could do a lot worse than to adopt one of them.

Oh, there was a shop cat, another shorthair brown tabby, who strolled about as if on patrol.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 03:50 PM (wzUl9)

15 There's a theory that the reason Nikki starts acting weird in "Obsession" is because she's been possessed by Baron's recently-deceased cat.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 03:51 PM (gKWVE)

16 Hooray for the furriest featheriest post of the week.

It's been raining steadily since early this morning. MiladyJo did take Daisy Dog out for a walk when the rain let up, a little bit. Daisy the Malinois is not a water dog. For which we are greateful. She's quite cooperative about being dried off after walking in the wet.

Once again I've let a week go by without sending any pet pix in. Among other neglected chores and duties.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fan of four-footed friends at June 06, 2026 03:56 PM (dn9xm)

17 Last night little gray Dagny featured briefly in a dream of mine. I dreamed that I was taking a class in college, and Obama (!?) was my (basically useless) instructor. At one point Dagny, who had not been in the dream earlier, strolled in (you know how dream logic works), and I scooped her up and started out of the room I was in . . . only to wake up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 03:57 PM (wzUl9)

18 It's amazing how some animals can blend into the background.

I've gone looking for Hexie (a gray tabby) numerous times only to realize I've walked by her and she's just been sitting in plain sight--but somehow invisible.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


You didn't know "Schrödinger's Cat" was actually a subspecies?

Their existence is indeterminate until carefully observed.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 03:57 PM (VHUov)

19 I managed to trim one dewclaw off Lily yesterday. The other digits are now No Go and she morphs into a semisolid if I try to grasp a paw.

That "silent" nail filer-downer was money down the drain. She hears the whrrrrr and slinks away.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 03:58 PM (kpS4V)

20 Miley's white lilies look spectacular when you see their size in comparison with Bun Bun. They probably provide some hiding places.

Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 04:01 PM (rdeQO)

21 >>>You spend your life glued to your dad Gary and yet I'm the one you scream at for breakfast?!
I know. The system is deeply flawed.
Anyway, stop questioning it and get up. I can see the bottom of my bowl.

Good kitty!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:02 PM (6wpGE)

22 Ruger cracks me up. Ready to go.

Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 04:02 PM (rdeQO)

23 We have a new kitteh who has been prowling around our bird feeders. We do our best to move her along so she does not loiter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 04:03 PM (RIvkX)

24
The Big Dummy's Ohio mom should have taken him to the Canton shows this weekend, but he's suffering from digestive and prostate problems. Nothing serious and he's on medication, but she and Her Majesty thought it best to let him stay home and recuperate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 04:05 PM (O0L8i)

25 And the gray shorthair who makes the rounds outdoors -- quite sociable and socialized, he is; we suspect he's somebody's pet, at least part time -- visited this morning and got some dry food. Second time this week.

He's been showing up for quite a while. I'm surprised he hasn't met up with a coyote or a car. As I say, maybe he spends part of his time indoors with somebody who lets him out to roam.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 04:06 PM (wzUl9)

26 My bicycle shop has a cat.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 04:09 PM (Kt19C)

27 Might be due to Jake's age, but I can trim his nails when he is asleep. And he doesn't wake up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 06, 2026 04:14 PM (7T8ei)

28 I clipped the tips of Eddie's front paws. I've need to get some mats out of his coat and it been precarious with his claws. We'll see what happens when I work on the rest now that he's been clipped

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at June 06, 2026 04:19 PM (kfkXh)

29 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!" and assures me that she is NOT up to no good. She just wants to look out my office window.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 04:22 PM (gnNyN)

30 It's dusty in here....

https://youtube.com/shorts/PVDvMA0Urc0

Yes, it's on topic and safe for work.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 04:31 PM (qx7Zg)

31 Speaking of squirrels
Watched a video this morning on our yard neighbors
It said in short, they do recognize us as individuals, determine if we are a threat or not, if not they ignore us for most part, if a stranger run away fast, and if safe don't mind if you see where they are hiding food stash knowing your not going to steal it.
They also let their kind know if your safe or threat.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 04:31 PM (Ia/+0)

32 Miley's white lilies look spectacular when you see their size in comparison with Bun Bun. They probably provide some hiding places.

Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 04:01 PM (rdeQO)

They're as big as a hand.

She's also fond of lurking under the Blue Angel hostas, which are well-developed, on their 3rd year. I bought 4 of them at a local greenhouse, and they're all next to the back porch. Two got really big compared to the other two, and I can't figure out why. Same amount of water and sun.

Only thing is, they're wider than I expected them to become and are beginning to get sunburned at the outer edge.

Deer have never approached them, which is a blessing. They generally stick to the edge of the woods.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 06, 2026 04:32 PM (w6EFb)

33 Oh what a face Ruger has! I love him.

But who are we kidding here, I love everyone who is posted. They are all adorable!

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 04:35 PM (Dd38x)

34 I can clip Kovu’s claws. He just hands his paws to me 1 at a time. He is the goofiest cat in the world, though. Clearly unaware he is a cat at all most times. Sabi says thank you, but no on the claw trim. I don’t bother with Saijo’s nails, he has a standing monthly spa appointment with his groomer. She does it with a dremel, she says he doesn’t mind. I will take her word for it.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2026 04:39 PM (Dd38x)

35 Had a cat-dog incident last week.

Daisy, the half-wit Malinois, sometimes gets her synapses crossed and gets into snarling tussles with our kids' dogs. (Not Jarl the generally gentle giant Alaskan Malamute, though.) Mostly snarl not much bite, I guess, 'cause there's no blood.

So one morning we hear what sounds like a couple of dogs fighting in the walk-through closet. MiladyJo got there first and saw it was just our one dog Daisy, and some small critter. Mind you, Daisy could snap a neck and dispatch an opossum in a moment, and has done in a few squirrels. But upon turning on the light, we see, Daisy is apparently attacking our small old black cat Ony! Had to drag Daisy off by the collar.

Ony was not belly-up scratching and biting, just belly-down lying there. Got up, apparently unhurt but wary, and went to her windowsill perch. Inspected closely, we saw no wounds nor did anything seem broken. Just a little fur on the floor. I think Daisy was just surprised and reacted instinctively, but not with deadly force.
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Posted by: mindful webworker - arfff at June 06, 2026 04:40 PM (dn9xm)

36 Patsy has decided to try and lay in my lap all day. It's not like I've been gone. She's pretty insistent about it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 06, 2026 04:40 PM (7T8ei)

37 (continuing)

A day later, MiladyJo is in the kitchen and Ony is sitting watching her and Daisy is sitting behind Ony. MiladyJo tells Ony that Daisy won't hurt her and that Daisy is sorry for scaring her. I saw Daisy get this chagrined look in her eyes, and immediately turned around and slunk off to her bed, as if she understood and was sad for what she did.

Still young, still learning, but a good smart dog with a good heart. Later saw her going up to Ony and licking her fur, with Ony just lying there taking it. They seem fine.

Posted by: mindful webworker - arfff at June 06, 2026 04:41 PM (dn9xm)

38 I love shop cats!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 04:42 PM (FMtrg)

39 We had a special kitty visitor last week. We were visiting our old neighborhood and a certain kitty came by to meow and ask for scritches. We knew this kitty from meeting her in front of her house on one of our walks in 2019. She came by twice while we were out there last week. Glad to see she's still around.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 04:47 PM (FMtrg)

40 I love shop cats!
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026


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There used to be a used bookstore on Chartres Street in the French Quarter (maybe it's still there) with a longhaired shop cat, a Himalayan, I believe. Quite pleased to be petted and fussed over by customers. She passed away some years ago.

Another "new and used books" store in the uptown area has a shop cat who is getting on in years, and spends a good deal of her time on her cushion or in her basket. A shorthair brown or gray tabby, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 04:47 PM (wzUl9)

41 In wild cat news, big boy Butterburr is still around and friendly, accepting skritches but runs off if you try anything more, like picking him up. Little Leo is still shy but shows up. White kitten angel has been seen. Those "kittens" are getting big. The new tiny white kitten is around. Hard to keep track. Alas, mama Rascal has not been seen for too many days.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the field at June 06, 2026 04:49 PM (dn9xm)

42 CATS ... On the first day, God created the cat. On the second day, God created man -- primarily to serve the cat. On the third day, God created tuna, field mice, and all the creatures of the earth to serve as potential snacks for the cat. On the fourth day, God created honest hard work so that Man could toil faithfully for the cat's benefit. On the fifth day, God created the fuzzy mouse toy, the feather wand, and catnip ball, so that the cat might -- on a good day -- be somewhat amused. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to maintain the cat in peak health (and Man went broke). On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but the cat woke him up at 5AM.
Source: Mami Ben (Facebook reel)

Posted by: Kathy at June 06, 2026 04:54 PM (zuKcR)

43 Hey-Ace - Another crow story. They're protecting this guy's chickens from mercenary hawks:

https://tinyurl.com/knkdu7j8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2026 04:55 PM (OYsYV)

44 42 made me LOL

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 06, 2026 05:03 PM (w6EFb)

45 On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but the cat woke him up at 5AM.
Source: Mami Ben (Facebook reel)
Posted by: Kathy at June 06, 2026


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God's lucky. Stirling tries to get me up at 3:45.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 05:09 PM (wzUl9)

46 My kittehs have found a routine that has lasted the longest in the eight years I've had them. Caused me to change a lifetime of my sleeping position on my side. Sister kitteh follows me to bed and lays between my legs while I read . I go to sleep in the same position now and she sleeps there until about 6:00- 7:00 am when I get to roll to my side and her brother takes her place on the bed next to my chest .

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2026 05:22 PM (GseMx)

47
I love shop cats!
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026

___________

Shop cats, clinic cats, office cats, mill cats. I call them "The Boss".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 05:23 PM (O0L8i)

48 HOBBY NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 05:31 PM (Ia/+0)

49 Good afternoon, pet folken.

Lucy the Fink sends her regards to everyone. She is currently snoring on her heating pad. It’s thunderstorming and 54 on the beach. I just got in from watching the dueling fronts wage war over the Sound. The different waves of cold air, then warm air battling each other is inspiring. Then the sun and the DARK clouds and the rain and BIG raindrops.

It’s snowing in the mountains.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 05:31 PM (A5RD0)

50 On the first day, God created the cat.…

After the Garden, the Devil created laser pointers to tease the cats.

Posted by: mindful webworker - terrorizing felines at June 06, 2026 05:33 PM (dn9xm)

51 I thought Terry Glenn died a few years ago.

Anyway, that pretty tortoiseshell reminds me of my stepbrother's old kitty Sophia.

Posted by: logprof at June 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Ain13)

52 Love the crow mercenaries, Fen!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 06, 2026 05:46 PM (w6EFb)

53 "Bun Bun is on the prowl." Seems she was given the least menacing name possible. 😄

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2026 05:55 PM (mEpiT)

54 Love all the weekly pet moron photos. Or, is it "moron pet photos"? The former I think, since I take the position that pets can be small government conservatives too!

Anyway, thanks KT for a favorite thread of mine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 06:21 PM (8dKab)

55 Ah, torties. I'm enjoying a nice quiet afternoon vegging on my bed with my two torties snuggled close at hand.

Posted by: Bitblt at June 06, 2026 06:24 PM (11pZm)

Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, June 6

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My terrace garden is pretty small so each blossoming is a little thrilling.This tiger lily was one tiny plant two years ago. I had trouble getting a good photo because they are in the planter and it is taller than I am. Of course, if you've met me, that is not difficult.

Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Thrilling photos! You did well in compensating for the height of the planter!

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Hi KT,
The first Hog Wild daylily bloomed, plus white lilies (each stalk is like an entire bouquet).

Miley

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What a gorgeous daylily! Interesting to see the differences in flower form between the daylilies and the lilies.

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Edible Gardening/Putting Things By

Pawpaws spotted at the creek yesterday. They are not ripe yet so DO NOT EAT. They will make you really sick. September or so they will be ready.

- fd

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Let us know how they taste!

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In some earlier threads this week, there was some discussion of kale as a murder weapon, or at least as a non-food item. Suitable only as decoration on salad bars.

But for gardeners, there is another species of kale. The Siberian kales, related to rutabagas, are noted for bolting late in the spring. A kale breeder at Wild Garden Seeds says about Red Ruffled kale, "Rodrigo . . . harvested a treasure of "kale raab" from it during the hungry gap, before spring has arrived and markets are spare. He commented on the caliper of the tender stems, their weight, and sweetness. Leaves grey-green with purple-red veins and stems."

The Siberian Kales are not very decorative because they start to wilt almost as soon as they are picked. But they are easier to eat than regular kale.

WinterRedKale.jpg

Winter Red Kale

Red Russian is the only variety of kale "napini", "raab", "rapine" - or whatever you want to call the bolted stems and buds - that I have eaten. The flavor is fine, considering that the plant bolts in very warm weather here. The flowers are perfectly edible, too. They would be highly appreciated at a time when other veggies were not available in stores.

Perhaps even Piper's Ghost might enjoy the little yellow flowers.

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Gardens of The Horde

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Hey, KT

Summer has arrived in Cowtown. Water lilies, dragonflies and rainbow minnows are flourishing, and bullfrogs have spawned. And the Pancho pup is keeping the squirrels away.

R/s

CrotchetyOldJarhead

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Thanks for sending in the great photos!

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Week in Review

What has changed since last week's thread? Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, May 30

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

UPDATES FROM LATE COMMENTS

Thanks to our commenters, plant I.D.:

Oregon State University:

Evergreen shrub, erect, dense, to 8 ft (2.5 m) high and wide, may be a small tree 20-30 ft (6-9 m). Leaves opposite, simple, elliptical to oval, 4-6 cm long, leathery, margins entire and slightly wavy and irregularly turned under (revolute), glossy, essentially smooth and dark green above, paler and woolly below; petiole stout, to about 13 mm long, grooved and flattened above. Flowers appear in winter, male and female flowers on separate plants (dioecious), male catkin-like clusters are yellowish to greenish then gray, 8-20 cm long ("silk tassels"), female flower clusters are shorter, 5-9 cm long. Fruit are in grape-like clusters, each is round, about 6 mm wide, at first green but finally covered with a purplish-gray pubescence; may be present through the summer if not eaten by birds.

Sun or part shade. Not fussy about soil type, if well-drained. Considered a good foliage plant, can be grown as a hedge, moderate irrigation needed. Prune immediately after flowering. A few male cultivars with especially long "tassels" are available, 'James Roof' (30 cm), 'Evie' (25 cm).


From The Famous Pat*:

Name that tree: Husband and I used to live in the Bay Area of CA, and we strongly believe that tree is Garrya elliptica, also called Garrya, or Coast Silk Tassel.

Teresa in Forth Worth (and anyone else with sporadic asparagus): Cook the few spears you get, cut them up and add them to a salad - little tasty surprises as you go. Or cook them with corn or green beans. (We've pretty much given up on our asparagus bed. This year I planted broccolini at one end of the bed. And if I need space next year, I'll just overprint the asparagus some more.)
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Did autocucumber say "overprint" instead of "overplant"?

We may need to do a feature on asparagus - choice of variety (for climate), planting and care.

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Pat*'s Hubbie:

@40 > I have a question for you Morons, I have tried, unsuccessfully, for years, to eliminate Creeping Charlie from my lawn (northern MA). I have tried every weed killer mentioned on the interwebs and have pulled up as much as my old body will permit and yet it thrives. HALP!

Triclopyr is your huckleberry.

Martha Stewart has some additional advice and a nice photo for those who don't know what Creeping Charlie is. Related to mint, like lots of invasive plants.

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Pat*

(overplant!)

From Boise area: lows 48-61 F, highs 72-91. Some heavy wind gusts, lots of sycamore sticks down - so far we've raked up half the lawn. Lots of blooms - fireweed, peony, blue penstemon, bearded iris, chamomile, larkspur, wild rose hedge (I'm gathering petals).

Checked the fruit trees - most have no fruit, or just a few. Strawberries are producing! Garlic scapes got cut off. Potato bags had to be topped up. Some of the orange bell pepper starts look very bad, but the reds and poblanos are OK so far.

Under Puttering At Home, we bottled beer, a style called Kentucky Common - made with corn, which we hadn't worked with before. It comes out short of 5 percent alcohol, with a very light flavor - what Husband calls "construction beer", and fancy people call "sessionable".

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Hope everyone has a nice weekend.


If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening Thread, the address is:

ktinthegarden at g mail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

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Posted by: K.T. at 01:00 PM




Comments

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1 Pancho Pup!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Kt19C)

2 Don't forget to scroll all the way to the end of the post this week.

Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 01:50 PM (rdeQO)

3
I got some sort of lily for Easter. I took care of it, and I had to go away for a few weeks. I left instructions with my co-habitants for watering it.

They didn't. It was a drooping, moaning sight when I got back. I trimmed the dead parts off and re-watered it. Parts of it came back.

I have a superstitious notion that all plants want to live in the ground, so I asked the gardener to get it out of the pot and plant it.

Now most of it is dead. I'm thinking of getting it out of the ground and putting it into a pot where I can control its water, sun, and soil conditions better. Sort of like a PICU.

I'm telling you, my thumbs, fingers, and toes are RED.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 01:57 PM (n7rxJ)

4 A friend has a pawpaw tree and we tried one - I like it. It reminds me of chico (sapodillo) fruit

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 02:02 PM (LmPA0)

5 Beautiful photos today - I love the backyard water features and rocks. I know what kind of labor goes into that.

Hopefully I'll capture a photo of my Indigo Dragon daylily for next week. The name is misleading, as the color isn't blue - closer to maroon, with yellow insides.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 06, 2026 02:05 PM (w6EFb)

6 4 A friend has a pawpaw tree and we tried one - I like it. It reminds me of chico (sapodillo) fruit

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If you plant a pawpaw tree it's best to get a named variety, because some of the wild ones taste of turpentine. If there are no others nearby, you will need two different varieties for cross-pollination.

Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 02:11 PM (rdeQO)

7 Pawpaws spotted at the creek yesterday. They are not ripe yet so DO NOT EAT. They will make you really sick. September or so they will be ready.
- fd
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This sounds like something the witches gave to Rosemary while she was pregnant.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 02:11 PM (RIvkX)

8 CoJ's garden is amazing! Love a water feature.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 02:14 PM (RIvkX)

9 Those pawpaws are growing wild all over the place by the creek. They like to grow in the shade.

I suppose there are different varieties as I have seen some much bigger. These don't taste bad, but you have to catch them right when they are ready to fall off, or already have, and then they don't last long. They taste sweet, mushy, like, uh, pawpaws.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 02:21 PM (vFG9F)

10 Does anyone know if it works to cut back regular petunias? Mine were lovely little well-behaved mounds and then the weather got warmer and rainier and they got too tall and are flopping unattractively. They are still flowering like crazy but the flopping makes them look bedraggled.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 02:22 PM (FMtrg)

11 Every year, I threaten to trap some animals to throw under the pawpaws to attract flies. Every year I forget.
My wife used to take an artists brush and go back and forth to trees... pollinating away.
They aren't pollinated by bees, but by flies and, to quote one book, "indifferent beetles."

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:24 PM (q6tQZ)

12 "They aren't pollinated by bees, but by flies and, to quote one book, "indifferent beetles."
Posted by: MkY"

I didn't know that. How big does your fruit get?

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 02:27 PM (vFG9F)

13 Husband calls "construction beer", and fancy people call "sessionable".

Also known as lawnmower beer?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2026 02:27 PM (IP7s4)

14 Can anyone ID the berry/plant in the photo at this link?

https://ibb.co/bjtMLRVk

These things are all over parts of my yard, but no animal or bird seems interested in the berries on them.

Poisonous?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 02:28 PM (jehhT)

15 Keep it clean you Morons. This is a family thread.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 02:28 PM (vFG9F)

16 Thanks for a great job KT!! And thanks for the info on Creeping Chuck. I shall endeavor to perspire.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at June 06, 2026 02:28 PM (/enuJ)

17 Is that a wild strawberry?

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 02:29 PM (vFG9F)

18 I read that a few companies have started selecting for big tasty paw paws...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2026 02:31 PM (IP7s4)

19 It might be the mock strawberry, Potentilla indica. Theiy're edible in that they're not toxic but they taste really bland, not strawberry at all.

Posted by: Lirio100 at June 06, 2026 02:31 PM (ky7/T)

20 10 Does anyone know if it works to cut back regular petunias? Mine were lovely little well-behaved mounds and then the weather got warmer and rainier and they got too tall and are flopping unattractively. They are still flowering like crazy but the flopping makes them look bedraggled.

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Yes, you can cut them back. Just to be safe, leave a couple of leaf joints on each stem. And remove old blossoms and any developing seed pods.

You might try cutting back part of the stems and leaving others longer, on an alternating basis.

Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 02:36 PM (rdeQO)

21 I didn't know that. How big does your fruit get?
Posted by: fd

1/2 fist.
2 I bought from a going broke nursery. Quite a few I got from MDC (Conservation dept) and I had some natives.
All the same size fruit.
I know the Japanese had cultivated it, and have larger fruits, but Mo has a long history of introducing the latest thing, only to rue it later.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:37 PM (q6tQZ)

22 Maybe you could put some spoiled fruit or dog poop under the blooming pawpaws.

Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 02:38 PM (rdeQO)

23 Thank you, KT. These aren't Wave petunias, so somehow I expected them to maintain a mounding shape.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 02:38 PM (FMtrg)

24 Maybe you could put some spoiled fruit under the blooming pawpaws.
Posted by: KT

We tried meat. Didn't keep.
Every pawpaw I know of in the City proper has fruit. I figure the trash, dog poop, etc., keeps a better fly population than do the woods.
Dunno

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:40 PM (q6tQZ)

25 14 Can anyone ID the berry/plant in the photo at this link?

https://ibb.co/bjtMLRVk

These things are all over parts of my yard, but no animal or bird seems interested in the berries on them.

Poisonous?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 02:28 PM (jehhT)


Do they have yellow flowers? We have that in our yard. Like Lirio says, they're not poisonous but they are very bland with a bit of a green banana taste.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 02:42 PM (FMtrg)

26 In other news, our buckwheat (rotation crop inside the fence) is blooming, and the bees are starting to pay attention!
Little bunnies found the beans again, so I spent the morning trying to seal the fence bottom (electric doesn't go low enough).

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:42 PM (q6tQZ)

27 Wow! Those lilies are exuberant!

Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 02:43 PM (FMtrg)

28 Need to fix my nic after a Chris Plante reference in the prior thread.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 02:45 PM (FMtrg)

29 Supposedly, a bar in Lawrence, Ks used to make a pawpaw beer. I searched for it and couldn't find it.
More likely a wine, or a flavored mead... I could see that.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:45 PM (q6tQZ)

30 Good afternoon Greenthumbs
Not much time even to do other yard chores. Really need to gather up leaves from.lsst year under trees

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 02:50 PM (Ia/+0)

31 That is one awesome backyard, Jarhead.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 02:50 PM (ZxzYs)

32 They do look a bit like strawberries, but they're roundish. Nothing around here eats them. Not birds, 'coons, possums, etc. So I was wondering if they were poisonous.

FWIW we've got all sorts of "medicinal" weeds or plants that grow wild. My wife's going to catalog them at some point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 02:53 PM (jehhT)

33 Good afternoon all
Hot and sunny here. Seems it's either 10 degrees hotter than normal or 10 degrees colder.
The colors on that daylily are stunning.
COJH, your garden is so beautiful. It's like a miniature hiking trail or a dreamscape.
I only planted a few co tanker veges but they seem to be doing well. Probably not cost effective but it makes me smile.
🌸🌻🌼😎

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2026 02:54 PM (kJmSS)

34 I've been considering planting paw paw trees. I'm a somewhat frustrated gardener because we are surrounded by mature trees and the sunniest spot in our yard is the driveway. Paw paws are described as understory trees and might be fine with all the shade around here.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 02:56 PM (FMtrg)

35 72° partly cloudy but feels warmer. Van nuys.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 02:56 PM (Kt19C)

36 Pawpaws look tropical.
Don't forget serviceberries, which are also understory. Wonderful fruit.
Not everyone likes pawpaw. Everyone does like serviceberry.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:58 PM (q6tQZ)

37 I'm doubting the rain. Better go water.
There was some question last week I was tempted to answer at 5:00pm, but didn't. And I see we have no link to it.
Oh well.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:59 PM (q6tQZ)

38 Yesterday I planted the rest of my peppers and tomatoes. Today I planted basil, cilantro, and an alpine strawberry. It's raining gently on my transplants.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FMtrg)

39 Everyone does like serviceberry.
Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:58 PM (q6tQZ)


Yes, that's another possibility I've considered.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 03:00 PM (FMtrg)

40 The mock strawberry is native to Asia, although it's everywhere now. Probably why nothing around here eats the berries. They're in the same family as the wild strawberry but they're two different plants.

Posted by: Lirio100 at June 06, 2026 03:02 PM (ky7/T)

41 Which Cowtown is YOUR Cowtown, COJ?
Surely not Strasburg, Mo?
heh

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 03:02 PM (q6tQZ)

42 Did some weeding in the vegetable patch and saw my first wee tomato, a little stripey Alice's Dream. All my plants shot up after the soaker that blew through yesterday.

Planted some replacement marigolds. Think that's it for flowers. It's too hot to fuss.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 03:03 PM (kpS4V)

43 Sharon, I love those hot orange tiger lilies!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 03:04 PM (kpS4V)

44 Wow!

Thank you for sharing, greenthumbs.


I kill plastic ferns. No. Really.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 03:07 PM (UjFD0)

45 Sad nature news: the tree trunk that the turtles liked to sun themselves on has been knocked down. Probably to make way for an AI data center or Section 8 housing.

I saw one turtle on the knocked down trunk. He did not look like he was enjoying it at all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 03:09 PM (CHHv1)

46 Not everyone likes pawpaw. Everyone does like serviceberry.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 03:13 PM (Kt19C)

47 "I know the Japanese had cultivated it, and have larger fruits, but Mo has a long history of introducing the latest thing, only to rue it later.
Posted by: MkY"

These wild ones are not very big. 3-4" max.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 03:15 PM (vFG9F)

48 I do.have a massive crop of oregano, I should do something with it.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

49 "I've been considering planting paw paw trees. I'm a somewhat frustrated gardener because we are surrounded by mature trees and the sunniest spot in our yard is the driveway. Paw paws are described as understory trees and might be fine with all the shade around here.
Posted by: Emmie"

Those wild ones are growing in deep shade underneath old growth hardwoods.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 03:19 PM (vFG9F)

50 These wild ones are not very big.

Japs?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 03:23 PM (Kt19C)

51 There's a paw paw tree at our place in West Virginia. We've owned it for about 17 years and it was about a decade ago I figured out what it was. Lots of old growth trees ring the property.

What to they taste like?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 03:25 PM (jehhT)

52 > then they don't last long

The pulp is supposed to freeze very well, if anyone winds up with too many.

Dunno... I'm a long way from the pawpaw latitudes here.

Agriculture-related: I recently learned that Thomas Jefferson kept sheep on the White House Lawn, one of which was a vicious Shetland ram that injured several people, including a small boy who was killed. Jefferson eventually had it put down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 06, 2026 03:26 PM (IG3/x)

53 Whatever lint and stuff is in your pocket

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)

54 Whatever lint and stuff is in your pocket
Posted by: Skip

You're planting that?

How long to harvest?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2026 03:33 PM (IP7s4)

55 No, Paw Paws that in your pocket will tast like the stuff in your pocket

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 03:34 PM (Ia/+0)

56 I never had a Paw Paw

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

57 While both of my grandmothers were gardeners and lived to 90 and 96yrs old due to genetics and gardening (one with camillas, a French cook and seamstress). The other master gardener in both the Iris (bearded) Society and Daylily whatever in MS.

She created her own hybrids with daylilies. With the pollen from stamens (male) to the pistil (female) of another plant it will form a seed pod.

After the seed pod turns brown and dry, pick it off the plant and you will have many seeds. Write down the colors of plants and put them into an envelope.

She used to plant in fall as the climate was mild, in pots in the east shade of her house.

She was known to name a daylily after you,whether friend or family. These plants still thrive in many states across the country as she'd give them to you.

She'd try to match some of your looks: I have green eyes and blonde hair. Mine was yellow with a green throat. Our very blonde youngest son's daylily was pale yellow, green throat (eyes), and curly ruffle edge like the beautiful dark pink one above. He had curly hair.

So go forth and do this if you desire and make your own hybrids. I understand how she would get the ruffly edge but not the rest.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 03:37 PM (WONhk)

58 36 Pawpaws look tropical.
Don't forget serviceberries, which are also understory. Wonderful fruit.
Not everyone likes pawpaw. Everyone does like serviceberry.
Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:58 PM

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Pawpaws are related to several tropical trees, but survive in colder-than-tropical climates. They host caterpillars of the Zebra Swallowtail Butterfly, the State Butterfly of Tennessee.

If you are growing either pawpaws or serviceberries for the fruit, it is best to get named varieties. Serviceberries are more tolerant of cold and dry weather than pawpaws.

Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 03:54 PM (rdeQO)

59 So go forth and do this if you desire and make your own hybrids. I understand how she would get the ruffly edge but not the rest.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 03:37 PM (WONhk)

That's AWESOME! We'll have to try that.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 06, 2026 04:06 PM (w6EFb)

60 From Boise area: lows 46-61 F, highs 73-88. Today is cool and cloudy. I've been stuck inside with a head cold and cough, but took a quick walk to check the garden - the weeds, of course, are trying to get ahead of me while I'm sick.

Husband caged the Roma tomatoes. Our midget blueberry bushes have a lot of mini-berries, and will produce well - if not suddenly scorched by a heat wave. The larkspurs are starting to bloom. The 2 lavender bushes have grown huge in just one year, and I expect a lot of flowers. The linden tree has buds and I am waiting eagerly for the scent of the flowers. One of my 3 orange bell peppers has croaked, one is struggling, but the third may just make it. I picked strawberries Thurs. and will need to do that tomorrow no matter what I feel like. I don't have the oomph to go pick rose petals today - maybe tomorrow as well.

We did plant a native Golden Currant bush between the 2 stone beds, with a wide, deep plastic collar for the roots, since it can spread by root suckers.

Time for more fluids (me, not the plants).

Posted by: Pat* at June 06, 2026 04:20 PM (TEkjI)

61 My pawpaws taste like banana custard with a hint of lemon.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 04:53 PM (q6tQZ)

62 > @13 Husband calls "construction beer", and fancy people call "sessionable".

Also known as lawnmower beer?

Same theory. Light enough on the ethanol that you can quench your thirst and not end up smashing your thumb / cutting off a finger / runninbg over the wife's favorite bush.

Our Kentucky Common came in at 4% ABV, so it qualifies.

Posted by: Pat*'s Hubbie at June 06, 2026 06:45 PM (TEkjI)

Discussing American Things as we approach the 250th anniversary of the country

air condi.jpg

Air Conditioners are even accessible to poor folk now

An Important American Invention

In 2015, the Washington Post declared that the refrigerator was history's greatest invention, but also noted this important point: "Europe to America: Your love of air-conditioning is stupid."

With the recent news of mounting deaths due to heat in Europe, the latter position is becoming somewhat embarrassing.

Back in 2019, the Smithsonian actually published a positive piece on the American invention of air conditioning: The Unexpected History of the Air Conditioner

The invention was once received with chilly skepticism but has become a fixture of American life

Working inside an office during a heatwave in June. A dinner party in July. Buying chocolate in August. If you talk to Salvatore Basile, author of the book Cool: How Air Conditioning Changed Everything these things wouldn’t have happened in America without the ability to cool the temperature around us.

“It has shaped our world to the extent that people can carry on very normal lives during the hot months, which would not have happened before,” Basile says.

Today, almost 75 percent of U.S. homes have air conditioning, but for an appliance that has become a near necessity for Americans, one of the first of its kind was surprisingly unconcerned with human comfort.

At the turn of the 20th century, humidity threatened the reputation of Brooklyn’s Sackett-Wilhelms Lithographic and Publishing Company’s high-quality color printing. After two summers of extreme heat disrupted business and caused swelling pages and blurry prints, the printing company found that a nascent cooling industry could offer help.

Willis Carrier, a 25-year-old experimental engineer, created a primitive cooling system to reduce humidity around the printer. He used an industrial fan to blow air over steam coils filled with cold water; the excess humidity would then condense on the coils and produce cooled air.

“Not only did it solve the problem, but [the cool air] started to make people comfortable, and then the lightbulb went off,” Basile says.

Even Carrier knew that his initial invention was not the most effective way to control humidity and continued tinkering with the technology. By 1922, Carrier had created the safer, smaller and more powerful Centrifugal Refrigeration Compressor, the precursor to modern air conditioning. At the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History, one of the first practical centrifugal refrigeration compressor’s dating to 1922 is held in historic recognition of Carrier’s feat.

Experts are quick to point out that crediting Carrier as the father of modern cooling technology would overlook decades-long efforts by other inventors who used refrigeration to make hot days more productive or comfortable, though. Long before Carrier was even born, University of Glasgow professor William Cullen evaporated liquids in a vacuum thus creating refrigeration technology as early as 1748. . .

The story of the Florida doctor is interesting. And then there is the contribution of the movies to air conditioning . . .

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Another kind of American inventor, Martha Stewart, published A Brief History of the Refrigerator. The refrigerator is not all-American, but was refined here. This completes both of WaPo's 2015 topics above, I guess.

What is your favorite American invention?


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Less Standard American History

A lot of history buffs check in at this site, but Powerline posted a link to an interesting compilation of potentially important figures in American history:

47 Heartbeats Away from the Presidency

A menagerie of 80 VPs, Speakers, Presidents Pro Tem, and Secretaries of State and Treasury who were first-in-line to inherit the White House from 47 presidents

These 80 included:

A general who won the Nobel Peace Prize and also wrote a musical piece performed by classical masters. Fifty years later, with lyrics added, it topped the Billboard charts for six weeks, making an R&B singer the first African American with a #1 hit. Other recordings featured Louis Armstrong, Art Garfunkel, Van Morrison, Merle Haggard, Cass Elliot, Freddy Fender, and countless others. (Videos below.)

A person of color who predated Barack Obama and Kamala Harris by nearly a century.

A Jewish Christmas tree farmer who lived next-door to a future president who also grew Christmas trees.

A man whose friends claimed (almost certainly wrongly) that he was actually President of the U.S. for one day.

A world-class plant geneticist whose sharp leftward turn and involvement with astrology and mysticism may have cost him the presidency and who learned botany from George Washington Carver, who lived as a guest in his house.

One who was so despised by his fellow senators that he derailed a presidential impeachment.

A 20th century diplomat who had been a right-hand man to Abraham Lincoln and was a poet, novelist, and naturalist.

A man who rose from stock clerk at GM to Chairman of U.S. Steel in 12 years.

Several Confederate officials and/or military officers.

A general described by Winston Churchill as “the noblest Roman of them all.”

A dying man who spent almost all his heartbeat-away time in Cuba.

A wit who said, “What this country needs is a really good five-cent cigar.”

Another who said the vice presidency “wasn’t worth a bucket of warm piss.”

You’ll meet these and many more in the chronology below. . .

American history - never boring. Can you identify any of these individuals by the brief statements above, without checking the substack? Have you studied the lives of any of the persons above?

Powerline also remembers D-Day

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WEEKEND

The Week in Pictures: Pulling Pelley Edition

On the whole, it’s been a good week. It’s not every week that serves up the kind of supreme schadenfreudey goodness that comes from the firing of the pompous CBS News blowhard Scott Pelley, with more to follow. Less noticed was that NPR laid off most of its climate change reporters this week, too. If NPR is giving up on the climate crusade, it is well and truly over. The strong showing of Steve Hilton and Spencer Pratt (fingers crossed about those “late” votes) is also cheering, though it will still be an uphill fight to November. England continues to spiral down the drain, but after their George Floyd-in-reverse moment, I am cheered to see anti-police riots in Birmingham. Oh, and props to DOCTOR Jill Biden for providing more free entertainment with her memoir. Can Hunter’s memoir be far behind? And Obama’s library opened, with a structure that looks like it belongs in 2001: A Space Odyssey.


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Music

John Phillip Sousa marches have become part of America. From the Greenville Concert Band in 2023:

March: Semper Fidelis . . . John Philip Sousa (1854-1932)

John Philip Sousa composed 136 marches between the years 1873 and 1931, and he described this march as his best one. Memorable and powerful in every respect, Semper Fidelis, composed in 1888, is the official march of the United States Marine Corps and takes its title from the motto of the Corps: “Always Faithful.” The special importance of this march is shown by the fact that Semper Fidelis was played as a funeral march when the Marine Band accompanied John Philip Sousa’s body on his way from the Marine Barracks to the Congressional Cemetery in 1932.

What is your favorite fun American music?

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Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs


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Last week's thread, May 30, No, patriots, there is not an Israeli Bioterrorist on the loose in Vegas

Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway.

UPDATE: A cursory search didn't show anything dramatic in the news about the scheduled June 4 state court appearance for the property manager still charged with improper disposal of hazardous waste.

Posted by: K.T. at 11:16 AM




Comments

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1 "I want to live in a country where the poor people are fat."

Posted by: Immigrant from India at June 06, 2026 11:18 AM (djegq)

2 2nd?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 06, 2026 11:23 AM (L1JuH)

3 A march in June?

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 06, 2026 11:23 AM (TezPK)

4 The worst thing to happen to us was air-conditioning because it allowed Federal bureaucrats to work all summer long in comfort.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 06, 2026 11:25 AM (L1JuH)

5 A/C is nice but the real game changer was indoor plumbing and shitter. Without the indoor shitter, the world would be like like India or San Francisco today.

Posted by: Joe The Plumber at June 06, 2026 11:25 AM (z20w/)

6 Some years ago, I visited my aunt during the Kansas summertime in her non-air-conditioned home. I didn't complain, but she laughed at me anyway because I was perspiring and she brought me an iced tea.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 11:27 AM (FMtrg)

7 The Left hates air conditioning, since it makes it easier to live in the Sunbelt, and away from the blue states.

Heating uses considerably more energy than air conditioning nationwide, but you don't see papers in Chicago or Boston denouncing people for heating their homes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2026 11:27 AM (aD4fx)

8 My motto: "You can always put on more clothes to keep warm, but once naked and still hot, what's the alternative?"

A/C that's what.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 11:31 AM (jehhT)

9 Good morning KT

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 11:31 AM (Ia/+0)

10 The South (and Florida) would still be stuck in the 19th century if it weren't for A/C.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2026 11:31 AM (qFwJc)

11 There's a polar bear
In our Frigidaire--
He likes it 'cause it's cold in there.
With his seat in the meat
And his face in the fish
And his big hairy paws
In the buttery dish,
He's nibbling the noodles,
He's munching the rice,
He's slurping the soda,
He's licking the ice.
And he lets out a roar
If you open the door.
And it gives me a scare
To know he's in there--
That polary bear
In our Fridgitydaire.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 11:33 AM (/+uur)

12 You put grandma's fridge up there except her freezer was at the bottom.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:33 AM (0kM66)

13 The Europoors can't afford to cool their homes.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 11:34 AM (q6tQZ)

14 Trash bags are important inventions. So is the washing machine.
But I'm pretty sure the most important invention was the printing press.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 11:34 AM (OsdBI)

15 I appreciate air conditioning but I keep it set at 83 and use a fan to keep the air circulating. Coming in from 100+ degree weather even sometimes that setting is too cold.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 11:35 AM (5P5DO)

16 Living 13 miles west of Boston we still used an outdoor ice box in the early 50s for extra storage. I would estimate the freezer on our GE frig to be less than .7 cubic feet

Posted by: Paul at June 06, 2026 11:35 AM (+t04h)

17 There is the theory Marxism in its original form , rich vs poor wasn't going to work here, hence other ways to get minorities on the bandwagon is where we are today.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 11:36 AM (Ia/+0)

18 Europeans would take A/C in a heartbeat if the government was paying for it. They just don't want to pay 4 or 500 euros a month to cool or heat their homes.

Instead, they don't get it, act like it's a civic & moral virtue to not have it, and then complain all summer sweating it out wishing they had it.

They also, apparently, think ice is a luxury.

Maybe they just like living in saunas.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 11:36 AM (6ydKt)

19
In 2015, the Washington Post declared that the refrigerator was history's greatest invention, but also noted this important point: "Europe to America: Your love of air-conditioning is stupid.

_____________

Japan has the same percentage of air conditioners as the US. It also lies within similar latitudes. But no one calls the Japanese stupid. Because the issue isn't air conditioning it's bashing the US.

Japan also has the death penalty. Another thing that never seems to get condemned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 11:37 AM (O0L8i)

20
A/C is a great and wonderful invention.

When IO was a wee tad, the day we finally got one of those window units by Frigidaire was a great day.

We had arrived, baby. And had relief from the hot, Texas Summer weather.

Even if it was only in one room.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 11:37 AM (iJfKG)

21 I read an article once about a woman who had air conditioner but never used it because, she said, "it makes it too hot to go outside.".

That actually makes sense.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 11:38 AM (OsdBI)

22 > They also, apparently, think ice is a luxury.
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Some of them don't even use ice for cocktails... even if the drink doesn't require ice in it, but the recipe says (clearly) "chilled."

A warm Martini is a goddamn crime.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 11:40 AM (jehhT)

23
But I'm pretty sure the most important invention was the printing press.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 11:34 AM (OsdBI)

__________

Her Majesty would say, heated car seats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 11:40 AM (O0L8i)

24 A/C made continuous government possible.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2026 11:40 AM (Cqx++)

25 I found it better to keep one constant setting. When you turn on the ac or heat you are cooling or heating everything in the house not just the air

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 11:41 AM (5P5DO)

26 10 The South (and Florida) would still be stuck in the 19th century if it weren't for A/C.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2026 11:31 AM (qFwJc)

Oh, we'd be in the 21st century alright.
We'd just be living in homes with wide open windows with screens, flow-through design from front to back of the house/office for draft, a lot of floor and ceiling fans, and the occasional siesta after noon in the hammock on the porch.

And ice.
Lots of ice.
Ice is good.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 11:42 AM (6ydKt)

27 Government scientists coincidentally discovered that Freon damages the ozone layer just about the time DuPont’s patent for Freon was set to expire

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 06, 2026 11:42 AM (4oiEz)

28 What is your favorite American invention?

Easy. The six-pack of 16oz cans.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:42 AM (EFkNq)

29 Prior to refrigerated air, some buildings were cooled by using fans to blow air over large blocks of ice. This is where the term "ton" of air conditioning comes from, as it represents the amount of heat required to melt one ton of ice over 24 hours.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2026 11:43 AM (80m++)

30 My favorite American inventions are the transistor.

Then the airplane.

Then rock and roll and jazz music.

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2026 11:45 AM (+rSJz)

31 The 1911.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:46 AM (EFkNq)

32 'When General Motors built refrigerators'.
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This house was built in 1955. Mrs. Phillips *liked* pink. So pink appliances (among other stuff) were selected. We still use the pink 'Frigidaire, Division of General Motors' cooktop.

As an aside, she was this fellow's aunt:
https://shorturl.at/9wGKm note the redactions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 11:46 AM (XeU6L)

33 The automobile had a significant impact on society. Bonus points if it has A/C.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 11:46 AM (jehhT)

34 dad told me he always loved the Crosley automobiles when he was a kid. Crosley also made refrigerators and he said the cars and the fridges both used the same door handle.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:47 AM (rbvCR)

35 Ben Had,

I haven't heard anything about JT in a few months. How's he doing? Any birdbath status updates?

When you talk with him, please let him know we miss him.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:48 AM (qx7Zg)

36 Supposedly the first air-conditioned theater was in Stockton, Mo.
They used a big fan to pull air from a cave underneath.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 11:48 AM (q6tQZ)

37 I know someone who has this weird thing about not needing a/c. Not an environmental thing more like I’m tough I don’t need it. It’s like ok bro suffer if you must.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 11:49 AM (tNkpt)

38 14 Trash bags are important inventions. So is the washing machine.
But I'm pretty sure the most important invention was the printing press.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 11:34 AM (OsdBI)

I would have said trash bags myself, but it was invented by a Canadian.

Failing that, I'd say either the light bulb, or AC and DC current.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 06, 2026 11:50 AM (LavZ9)

39 Oh, we'd be in the 21st century alright.
We'd just be living in homes with wide open windows with screens, flow-through design from front to back of the house/office for draft, a lot of floor and ceiling fans, and the occasional siesta after noon in the hammock on the porch.

And ice.
Lots of ice.
Ice is good.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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High Ceilings

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:50 AM (0kM66)

40 Search Assist

"England saw 4,507 heat-related deaths in 2025, the highest number in 35 years, driven by record temperatures exceeding 40°C"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 11:50 AM (XeU6L)

41 Radio is probably my favorite American invention.
That and the telegraph & telephone really did change the world.

But it must've been an event for people when they first began listening in on invisible transmissions of news, music, and shows from dozens or hundreds of miles away through a box with a speaker in their living room.

Almost like it was magic.
Same for television, I suppose.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 11:50 AM (6ydKt)

42 Electric bills are going up fast as fossil fuel costs go up
Avg contract price for renewables is 8.5 cents per kwh and locked in for 20 years
Wonder what fossil fuels will cost in 20 years ? Buffet is selling his solar electricity at 5 cents per kwh to Cali

Posted by: Paul at June 06, 2026 11:51 AM (+t04h)

43 High Ceilings

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 11:50 AM (0kM66)

Yeah, I guess why the older homes had 10 or 11 foot ceilings on the regular.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 11:51 AM (6ydKt)

44 High Ceilings

Posted by: Braenyard
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Tall windows, and, transoms...when was the last time you saw a transom?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 11:52 AM (XeU6L)

45 Back in the 1970's there were homes built called "basement houses". Basically a walk out basement with a roof over it and no actual "house" built on top. This is the style of house my parents built. Built it themselves, cinder block walls, a big iron I beam from my great gran dad's blacksmith shop, interior finished with lumber from my grandpa's sawmill. Cost $14000 to build. 4 bedrooms, one bathroom, no central heating, and no A/C. Just a big natural gas fueled heater in the great room.
The back part of the house never got below 65° in the winter (just add more blankets) and never higher than 70° in the summer. A fan blowing warm air down the hall in the winter and turned around to blow cooler air into the great room in the summer. It was comfortable enough.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 11:52 AM (OsdBI)

46 Failing that, I'd say either the light bulb, or AC and DC current.

Sorry ... but AC/DC was invented by the Aussies.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:52 AM (EFkNq)

47 Paul is too stupid to understand that it costs $25k to install solar panels on a home and the break even is many decades, by which time most people will have moved.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 11:52 AM (tNkpt)

48 Hour of the Wolf, he is in a long term care facility and will remain there. Quarter Twenty visited him and set him up with another internet capable device but without direct interaction he doesn't use them.

He does remember the Horde when speaking to him.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 11:52 AM (5P5DO)

49 England saw 4,507 heat-related deaths in 2025

Oh no. Anyway.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:53 AM (EFkNq)

50 I wonder if all the elite enviros out there like Leo DeCaprio forgo A/C in their palatial mansions.

Hint: they do not

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 11:55 AM (tNkpt)

51 The best part of Paul ran down his mommy's ass crack.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 06, 2026 11:55 AM (+mpku)

52 Ben Had, Thank you for the update.

Not what I'd hope to hear, but I like the truth over having good vibes and bullshit.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:55 AM (qx7Zg)

53 I still remember well my 2 yesrs in East Anglia no onecwas thinking of air conditioning. I assumed long after that just the way it always was. Until on year heard at Wimbledon it was in the 90s. I really don't think ever saw much around 80 at highest.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 11:55 AM (Ia/+0)

54 Thankfully due to general climate and particular location, this house doesn't need AC. Had it, installed by prior residents, but when it wore out I replaced it with a whole-house fan. We're right at in the inner limit of marine influence in terms of temps, so a very sweet spot. Years ago (can't find now) I saw the annual averages from nearby public university weather station. Mean highs/lows were ridiculously close, about 7 degrees. But exact location matters, houses without the breeze, blocks away, are much hotter. Humidity is rare so I still don't get the amount of AC, but whatever.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 11:56 AM (U/Byj)

55 Guglielmo Marconi, an Italian, is most widely recognized as the inventor of the radio as it is known today.

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2026 11:56 AM (+rSJz)

56 It was comfortable enough.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 11:52 AM (OsdBI)

I've seen some videos of people who've built homes underground.

I like the idea.
It definitely saves on energy costs.

Other than the lack of windows and sunlight it seems like it would be a cool experience.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 11:58 AM (6ydKt)

57 Crosley also made refrigerators "

Invented the shelf in the door...

Posted by: man at June 06, 2026 11:58 AM (XuXeR)

58 It was comfortable enough.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 11:52 AM (OsdBI)

I've seen some videos of people who've built homes underground.

I like the idea.
It definitely saves on energy costs.

Other than the lack of windows and sunlight it seems like it would be a cool experience.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 11:58 AM (6ydKt)

I wonder how well it would hold up against tornados.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 11:59 AM (qx7Zg)

59 Air conditioning was done all over the ancient Near East. It's called a "windcatcher".
A big tower takes the desert breeze and funnels it into the lower rooms or even the basement. This pushes out the air on the bottom which might have been warmed up by human activity or just the hot walls.
The outside air might not be all that cool itself, so a common tweak is to have a pool of water on the bottom, maybe fed by nearby streams. This will evaporate and actively cool the ground floor.
tinyurl.com/4vma7vht

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2026 11:59 AM (gKWVE)

60 Had a VW bug for years while living in the humid east. I described the AC as "2/55 AC" - two windows down @55MPH. Barely any effective heat either of course, which was fun in the winter. But the battery died once and I was so busy I didn't have time to go get it replaced, just parked on inclines and push-started for 2 weeks. So that was nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 11:59 AM (U/Byj)

61 Invasion by Air - D-Day [Part 1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0AKc7xxQQk

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 06, 2026 12:00 PM (jrgJz)

62 My wife has been in Italy for a week. Her first day was 89 degrees but the hotel had A/C. Since then she's stayed at 2 other hotels, one of which had A/C. Apparently, it's in the 70's now, so that's good. She hates the heat almost as I hate the cold.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 12:00 PM (vV6n9)

63 👍🏼 as always.

While certainly true, probably wouldn't put the featured window A/C in a bedroom. (Manufactured by Zengshi Life Museum, a Chinese brand registered through Canada, I think.)


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 06, 2026 12:00 PM (NFX2v)

64 My house is well shaded in the summer. It gets pretty cool at night as well. Usually down into the 50s. Open windows at night, house is nice and cool in the morning. Close windows in the morning. Throughout the day the temp slowly rises in the house and around 2 or 3 in the afternoon the a/c kicks in. By 9 or so it starts cooling off, open windows, start the cycle again.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 12:00 PM (tNkpt)

65 The John Nance Garner quote is obvious.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 12:02 PM (T6aVk)

66 There was a viral meme going around earlier in the summer that Europe loses more lives to heat deaths than the US does to guns from all causes. The author of this article attempts to debunk that meme in several ways, and the best she can come up with is that the per-capita numbers are similar: https://bit.ly/4dRBBZL

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at June 06, 2026 12:02 PM (xVpNO)

67 gKWVE, was just about to mention that. In Dubai (Sharjah actually, just a short drive) there is a preserved compound and the buildings all have that wind-catching tower.

I'm sure it helped, but the heat/humidity combo in places like that is something to experience. Actually hottest/most humid experience was Hanoi in June. The white-gloved guards inside Ho's tomb had to keep hurrying people along, it was clear everyone was enjoying the cool dry air inside after waiting in line outside where it was so hot/humid that it was funny.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 12:03 PM (U/Byj)

68 Here in ETEX we appreciate A/C because we be old folk and remember window fan, ceiling fan, and funeral home hand fan.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 12:04 PM (LHPAg)

69 I remember those basement houses. Basically a man made cave. There was often a problem with moisture and inevitable mold problem.

There was no air turn over.

Siting was an issue because of ground water problems.

The were popular in SE Ohio and western PA as I recall.

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2026 12:04 PM (+rSJz)

70 Another major strike against my truck besides transmission trouble is no air conditioning, no electronics or radio too but I listen to podcasts on my phone

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Ia/+0)

71 Other than the lack of windows and sunlight it seems like it would be a cool experience.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 11:58 AM (6ydKt)

This wasn't completely underground. There are windows in every room. The biggest problem is humidity. The floors were poured concrete covered with linoleum. They were wet in the summer. And mold was an issue. My brother has the house now and is finding mold in every wall. They're basically gutting that house and redoing every wall and floor with waterproof everything. And location is a big deal. The ground slopes toward the house. Over time small cracks develop and ground water seeps in. They're spending the summer and a hella lot of money to fix everything.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 12:04 PM (OsdBI)

72 Paul doesn’t get that gas prices are coming DOWN. I’m paying $3.39/gal unleaded now.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 12:05 PM (T6aVk)

73 Underground house! Bilbo Baggins did it first !

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 12:06 PM (5P5DO)

74 Heroq this house is the same during almost all the warm/hot weather. Open up at night, close up in the morning. The whole-house fan is a just a booster to bring in the cooler air starting late afternoon/evening. And have only used it a few dozen times in the few years we've had it. Huge tree in back shades 80% of the length of the house in the afternoon.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 12:06 PM (U/Byj)

75 And location is a big deal. The ground slopes toward the house.

Yep. Water wins every time. The only option is to give it somewhere else to go.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 12:07 PM (EFkNq)

76 I've also seen several times where some guy in Kansas, or other states, has bought an old missile silo or bunker from the government and turned into a home.

It's beyond description how unusual the layouts are but nobody can say it's not unique.

They're also turning them into condos and Airbnbs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 12:07 PM (6ydKt)

77 Transistors.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2026 12:07 PM (IP7s4)

78 Indeed, that hint of freon adds mystique to her interludes.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 06, 2026 12:07 PM (nDXEV)

79 This country has contributed immeasurably to communication and transportation. The airplane will remain my most beloved American invention.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 12:09 PM (T6aVk)

80 Underground house! Bilbo Baggins did it first !
Posted by: Ben Had


Heh. When I was younger I liked the idea of converting a decommissioned missile base into an underground home/supervillain lair. These days I still like the idea of subterranean living, just more Hobbit and less Hades.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 06, 2026 12:09 PM (N5734)

81 Yep. Water wins every time. The only option is to give it somewhere else to go.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 12:07 PM (EFkNq)

Been there, done that. The water still eventually wins again.

I think it cheats.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 12:10 PM (OsdBI)

82 Making a note that if I ever build my Biblbo Baggins dream home that I need to buy several dehumidifiers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 12:11 PM (6ydKt)

83 Yeah, I guess why the older homes had 10 or 11 foot ceilings on the regular.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 11:51 AM (6ydKt)

But a bitch to heat in the winter.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 06, 2026 12:12 PM (5xuJ/)

84
Years ago (can't find now) I saw the annual averages from nearby public university weather station. Mean highs/lows were ridiculously close, about 7 degrees. But exact location matters, houses without the breeze, blocks away, are much hotter. Humidity is rare so I still don't get the amount of AC, but whatever.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 11:56 AM (U/Byj)



Location matters, as does urban planning. I heard endless bitching from Israelis about how Tel Aviv was ruined by running major throughfares from North to South, parallel to the Mediterranean coast, which caused a windbreak effect from the buildings, killing the on-shore breezes making the city a humid, sweltering hell-scape, weather-wise.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2026 12:12 PM (FkdoK)

85 My house is very old, built well before a/c was a thing. You tell the original owners thought it out well and placed trees strategically to keep the house as shaded as possible in the summer. The trees follow the sun.

Also has windows set up to allow cross breezes regardless of which direction the wind is blowing.

Must have been designed by a black transgender lesbian, what being so clever and all.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 12:12 PM (tNkpt)

86 Making a note that if I ever build my Biblbo Baggins dream home that I need to buy several dehumidifiers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 12:11 PM (6ydKt)

Or build in a dry climate. Southern Indiana is not a dry climate. Don't build that here unless you are on top of a hill.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 12:13 PM (OsdBI)

87 J. Frank Dobie, famed Texas writer of the past: Air Conditioning will be the ruination of Texas, because it means the damn Yankees will come down and start living here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 12:15 PM (3mtTi)

88 Dobie, famed Texas writer of the past: Air Conditioning will be the ruination of Texas, because it means the damn Yankees will come down and start living here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 12:15 PM (3mtTi)

Right?

Posted by: Florida at June 06, 2026 12:16 PM (tNkpt)

89 Guglielmo Marconi, an Italian, is most widely recognized as the inventor of the radio as it is known today.

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2026 11:56 AM (+rSJz)

He successfully commercialized wireless telegraphy. He had nothing to do with the development of adding sound modulation to the signal, or the advent of commercial radio as we know it.

Reginald Fessenden, a Canadian working in Massachusetts, was the first person ever to transmit voice and recorded music by radio.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 12:18 PM (1z8ji)

90
83 Yeah, I guess why the older homes had 10 or 11 foot ceilings on the regular.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 11:51 AM (6ydKt)

But a bitch to heat in the winter.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 06, 2026 12:12 PM (5xuJ/)

Same reason (well cost, also) that most southern houses were built pier and beam with a 3’ crawl space under the house, and no cellar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 12:18 PM (3mtTi)

91 I'm fortunate to live where swamp coolers work very well.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:18 PM (ZxzYs)

92 There really is no economic advantage to using PVs if utility power is available. If there is natural gas available its even a bigger loser.

All those "cost savings" is in creative accounting.

Best use of your bucks if you want to minimize operating costs up front is in energy conservation like tight construction, insulation, properly placed and shaded windows.

Even in retrofit situations.

But it's a free country. Ain't it great!

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2026 12:19 PM (+rSJz)

93 Also has windows set up to allow cross breezes regardless of which direction the wind is blowing.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 12:12 PM (tNkpt)

That's how my old farmhouse was. Lots of tall narrow windows, exterior doors everywhere, A wrap around porch to shade the windows and doors. Big old maple trees for shade.

The trees died off. The windows and doors were a huge problem in the winter. And humidity caused a lot of rot underneath the structure. Poor old thing was falling down when we had it demolished. I hated it but we had no choice.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 12:19 PM (OsdBI)

94
This country has contributed immeasurably to communication and transportation. The airplane will remain my most beloved American invention.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 12:09 PM (T6aVk)


Virtually every product/convenience in the past 150 years or better that makes Western Civilization vastly superior to the alternative was invented by Americans, in America. Jealousy over this truth is the root of the Eurotrash hating the US even more than they hate each other.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2026 12:19 PM (FkdoK)

95 The other effect in Europe of general lack of AC besides mass deaths is that everyone's on vacation for July and August so business essentially stops 2 months out of the year.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:19 PM (QZThv)

96 I appreciate air conditioning but I keep it set at 83 and use a fan to keep the air circulating. Coming in from 100+ degree weather even sometimes that setting is too cold.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 11:35 AM (5P5DO)

68 to 72. My ancestry (DNA) loves cold. Hate summer.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 06, 2026 12:20 PM (5xuJ/)

97 There's something so cool about that '54 Frigidaire.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2026 12:21 PM (qBdHI)

98 But a bitch to heat in the winter.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 06, 2026 12:12 PM (5xuJ/)

Tell me about it.
The room I'm in has no false ceiling in it.
The ceiling is sloped at the roof-line.
At the highest point it's about 20 feet.

It looks cool but it's a bear keeping this room cool or warm enough even with a ceiling fan set for winter and summer rotation. It's regularly 4 or 5 degrees warmer (or cooler) in here than the rest of the house.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 12:21 PM (6ydKt)

99 Oil refineries.

We could use more

Posted by: Rex B at June 06, 2026 12:22 PM (rgnea)

100 5 A/C is nice but the real game changer was indoor plumbing and shitter. Without the indoor shitter, the world would be like like India or San Francisco today.
Posted by: Joe The Plumber at June 06, 2026 11:25 AM (z20w/)


In the Seattle underground tour, there is a display of the first toilet in the city that was invented by John Crapper. It is somehow appropriate for Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 12:22 PM (2WIwB)

101 You're welcome!

Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 12:23 PM (FMtrg)

102 In the Seattle underground tour, there is a display of the first toilet in the city that was invented by John Crapper. It is somehow appropriate for Seattle.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 12:22 PM (2WIwB)

What an unfortunate last name.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:24 PM (ZxzYs)

103 I use the heated car seat on the passenger side to keep carry out food warm until I can get it home!

Posted by: DanMa'am at June 06, 2026 12:24 PM (8uzBS)

104 After the Army, I spent a few months as a Security Guard at the Marconi station in Chatham, MA. That place was wild. Massive "computers" and all that goes with that. I held the job until a demo team came and blew up (down?) the main tower. I think it became a State Park or something. I used to sneak my girlfriend into Marconi's cottage and pound a few beers.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 12:24 PM (vV6n9)

105 Watching Red Dawn, see lots of negative videos on the BoB with Bligh to turn me off. He lived long, fought in Korea

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 12:25 PM (Ia/+0)

106 Mom. I'm going to make sure our name is never forgotten.

Posted by: 8 yo Jonny Crapper at June 06, 2026 12:26 PM (ZxzYs)

107
From the D-Day memo, A.G. Kirk advising forces on the danger of the mission: "These are not beaches held by apathetic Italians"

Intentional or unintentional humor? In any case, I'm stealing it. Expect to see adaptations in future posts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 12:26 PM (n7rxJ)

108 Developing the ability to use natural gas.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 12:26 PM (5P5DO)

109 Virtually every product/convenience in the past 150 years or better that makes Western Civilization vastly superior to the alternative was invented by Americans, in America. Jealousy over this truth is the root of the Eurotrash hating the US even more than they hate each other.

I saw an interesting explanation for that. You know how there are wonky predictions about how AI will eliminate most work and create massive universal wealth? Europe believed that about the Industrial Revolution and Ford-style assembly lines. So they stopped trying and missed having a significant position in basically every technology invented post-WW1.

There are almost zero interesting global European companies for computers, the Internet, semiconductor design, social media, or AI. ARM is the most important thing Europe has in any of those spaces, and it's a big deal, but it was also launched on an investment from Apple developing ideas from UC Berkeley and is foreign-owned now.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:27 PM (QZThv)

110 Whenever I stumble across some video on YouTube of Brits coming to the US for the first time, I always have to give is a look see. They, generally, spend the entire video pointing out that they have been lied to about America. Air Conditioning is inevitably a part of the discussion, and the usual response is WHY THE BLOODY HELL DON'T WE HAVE THIS IN THE UK?

Other staples of these videos is how nice Americans are to them. And, how much they enjoy the interaction and conversations with complete strangers. They usually talk about how standoffrish Brits are with each other. My favorite is how they can't believe the extreme weather events that Americans just shake off and move on.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2026 12:27 PM (dIske)

111
And really, who cares what the Europeans think? The Losers of Loserville are lecturing us?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 12:28 PM (O0L8i)

112 My wife needs the heat at 74 or 75 in winter. If it’s at 70 she needs a sweater But 74 in summer is insufferably hot for her and the a/c needs to be at 70.

Make it make sense to me.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 12:28 PM (tNkpt)

113 Probably the best American invention, and also the most despised: Freedom.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 12:28 PM (CHHv1)

114 I'm inclined to agree that refrigeration is the greatest invention, but fire has its place too. And it was first.

Posted by: Thag at June 06, 2026 12:29 PM (2WIwB)

115 I'm taking a Brit shooting Sunday. Told him we were going to asshole mountain and left it for him to figure out where that was.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:30 PM (ZxzYs)

116 There is a good apocalypse chance the Marxists here would get foreign countries to finish a takeover

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Ia/+0)

117 AOP, you are correct.

I'd kind of forgotten about Reginald Fessenden. He worked for Edison and went to Westinghouse.

Guy had a shit ton of patents.

I love Grok:

Fessenden’s most famous achievement came on Christmas Eve, December 24, 1906, from his experimental station at Brant Rock, Massachusetts.
He conducted what is widely recognized as the world’s first public radio broadcast of entertainment and music:

A Bible reading from the Gospel of Luke
A phonograph recording of Handel’s “Largo”
Fessenden himself playing “O Holy Night” on the violin
Closing remarks wishing listeners a Merry Christmas

The transmission used a high-frequency alternator (developed with Ernst Alexanderson of General Electric) to generate continuous waves, combined with his AM techniques.

Ships at sea heard it clearly—some reports came from as far as Norfolk, Virginia, and beyond (hundreds of miles). Operators were astonished to hear a human voice and music instead of Morse code.

He had also achieved the first two-way radiotelegraphic communication across the Atlantic earlier in 1906 (between Brant Rock and Machrihanish, Scotland).

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2026 12:31 PM (+rSJz)

118 Wanna hear a secret about Europe? Rich people all have a/c. And they also drive.
It’s the poor and middle class who have no a/c and have to ask the bus or train everywhere.

They don’t live that way by choice, but because they can’t afford the “luxuries” Americans take for granted. Europeans are dirt poor relative to Americans.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 12:31 PM (tNkpt)

119 Make it make sense to me.
Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 12:28 PM (tNkpt)


Lucky. I get +- 2° of 68 or I better be doing something about it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:32 PM (ZxzYs)

120 Air Conditioning is inevitably a part of the discussion, and the usual response is WHY THE BLOODY HELL DON'T WE HAVE THIS IN THE UK?

Other staples of these videos is how nice Americans are to them. And, how much they enjoy the interaction and conversations with complete strangers. They usually talk about how standoffrish Brits are with each other.


Air conditioning has been growing rapidly in popularity in the UK, which is further stressing their ability to appease Greta Thunberg with bird Cuisinarts.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:32 PM (QZThv)

121 Reforger, A Brit citizen? If so, swear him to secrecy. The last Brit that mentioned shooting guns here was arrested when he got home.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 12:32 PM (5P5DO)

122 What is your favorite American invention?

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The Transistor.

/During Pride Month? REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS at June 06, 2026 12:32 PM (+mTA5)

123 Does Ace have a challenger for main Ewok?

(Breitbart) Pop Singer Doja Cat Calls Elon Musk a ‘Barrel Chested Ewok’ While Complaining About X Features

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 12:32 PM (qx7Zg)

124 First!!

Posted by: Fire at June 06, 2026 12:33 PM (ZxzYs)

125 Pretty sure it was a Britain who came here, went shooting, took pictures of then got arrested at home for crime of holding a real gun

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 12:33 PM (Ia/+0)

126 I am fortunate to live in a place where ac is needed only about 15 days a year. So, I just go dunk in 54 degree Puget Sound when it gets too warm and enjoy my electric bill of $40 for two months from May to October. Windows open all the time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 12:33 PM (gjFiG)

127 Pretty sure it was a Britain who came here, went shooting, took pictures of then got arrested at home for crime of holding a real gun

It was. Brits are the closest of the major European ethnicities to understanding US freedom, which is why I'm constantly surprised that Starmer hasn't been given a free helicopter ride yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:35 PM (QZThv)

128 Pretty sure it was a Britain who came here, went shooting, took pictures of then got arrested at home for crime of holding a real gun
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 12:33 PM (Ia/+0)


And this is why Britain is lost.
You can bet those mosques have armories.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 12:35 PM (2WIwB)

129 Other than the lack of windows and sunlight it seems like it would be a cool experience.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Seek ye the Whole Earth Catalog. Bermed houses they were called. They were in contest with Fuller's geodesic dome. I think condensation and air circulation problems cut the berm house short.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:36 PM (0kM66)

130 Here in ETEX we appreciate A/C because we be old folk and remember window fan, ceiling fan, and funeral home hand fan.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 12:04 PM (LHPAg)

Attic fan we had in LA was a gamechanger. Run it for about 30 seconds at dusk to get a whole house air exchange.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 12:37 PM (dK+Kv)

131 There are almost zero interesting global European companies for computers, the Internet, semiconductor design, social media, or AI. ARM is the most important thing Europe has in any of those spaces, and it's a big deal, but it was also launched on an investment from Apple developing ideas from UC Berkeley and is foreign-owned now.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:27 PM (QZThv)

ASML is Dutch.
They manufacture the most advanced EUV lithography machines for chip making.

But, yeah, most other Euro tech companies are bit players.

They missed the boat on internet search and social media entirely, for instance.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 12:37 PM (6ydKt)

132 There is a good apocalypse chance the Marxists here would get foreign countries to finish a takeover

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Ia/+0)

---------------

Why they're in bed with at least three Death Cults: The Cartels, The ChiComms, and The Muzzies.

Posted by: ShainS at June 06, 2026 12:37 PM (+mTA5)

133 The Transistor.

/During Pride Month? REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS at June 06, 2026 12:32 PM (+mTA5)

Nukes. Providing 80 years of relative peace on earth.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 12:38 PM (dK+Kv)

134 The United States of America, as a whole, is the greatest invention ever created and it was done with the guidance of GOD. The world would be an entirely different place if the the USA never was, and not in a good way.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 06, 2026 12:39 PM (VCgbV)

135 I have had trouble with forced air heat. It’s too dry. And dusty. So I started using just an oil radiator heater in the living room and it is much nicer.

And when the power goes out (3-4x every winter) I have a wood burning fireplace.

It’s pretty mild out here. Today’s high will be 56. Supposed to get thunderstorms and it’s snowing at the higher mountain passes.

Springtime in the PNW.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 12:39 PM (A5RD0)

136 But, yeah, most other Euro tech companies are bit players.

They missed the boat on internet search and social media entirely, for instance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 12:37 PM (6ydKt)

***

But hey! They invented Legos!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 12:40 PM (2WIwB)

137 114 I'm inclined to agree that refrigeration is the greatest invention, but fire has its place too. And it was first.
Posted by: Thag at June 06, 2026 12:29 PM (2WIwB)
__________________________

I'm going to have to suggest cars and planes as the best (or most impactful) invention. It moved humanity away from Tribalism. Tribalism created friction among inhabitants of each community even in relatively close proximity. By creating a transportation to move well beyond your origin in a personal capacity allowed a flow and coagulation of new ideas which led to innovation. I truly believe that that ability elevated a locale to 1st World, while the Tribalistic communities remained 3rd world (ME, Africa etc.). We still hold onto the instinct for tribalism, but have transferred it onto sports teams and more innocuous facets.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2026 12:40 PM (dIske)

138 UK has “free” health care.

We have Google, Apple, Tesla, Intel, Microsoft and 1000 others.

Pretty good trade off I’d say.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 12:41 PM (tNkpt)

139 Joining the Horde in saying the A/C thing for $35 is the insulating barrier, not the A/C itself. 😹 "ZENGSHI LIFE MUSEUM" What the hell kind of company name is that?

Posted by: 5Cats at June 06, 2026 12:41 PM (G1Bav)

140 Springtime in the PNW.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 12:39 PM (A5RD0)


Is it just me or has this been an unusually cool Spring?
I've only worn shorts twice for Geezer Golf.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

141 Nurse Ratched, if I may impose, I have a question. I have never been to the PNW, and I really want to see the giant Redwood/Sequoia trees. Where should we fly into, what time of year is best, etc.?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 12:43 PM (vV6n9)

142 ASML is Dutch.
They manufacture the most advanced EUV lithography machines for chip making.


True, but I count photolithography as a pre-WW1 technology. Yeah, the stuff they do now is far beyond what Kodak and Polaroid were doing 110 years ago, but the fundamentals haven't changed.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:44 PM (QZThv)

143 We will pratice proper OPSEC with the king's subject.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:44 PM (ZxzYs)

144 Well, the Europeans invented Communism.

All the cool kids want some of that.

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2026 12:44 PM (+rSJz)

145 Make it make sense to me.
Posted by: Heroq
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Relative humidity and barometric pressure can effect feelings.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:45 PM (0kM66)

146 UK has “free” health care.

We have Google, Apple, Tesla, Intel, Microsoft and 1000 others.

Pretty good trade off I’d say.


I saw a chart a few years ago to the effect that Home Depot is larger than any European company created post 1950.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:45 PM (QZThv)

147 But hey! They invented Legos!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 12:40 PM (2WIwB)

You gotta give it to them.
They've made crap ton of money off of those little plastic bricks.

You'd be hard-pressed to find any person born in the West in the last 60 years who hasn't played with Legos.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 12:46 PM (6ydKt)

148
I'm taking a Brit shooting Sunday. Told him we were going to asshole mountain and left it for him to figure out where that was.
Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:30 PM (ZxzYs)



The last time I took guests out shooting was a couple of years ago, Mom and I took my late step-father's Dutch nephew & family to the range. Semi-rural, conservative, and TALL. Their teen-age son was dying to shoot a gun for the first time, so we made a whole day of it. Everyone had a lot of fun, especially his mom, who REALLY got into it, surprising the hell out of all of us.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2026 12:46 PM (FkdoK)

149 Well Utah Beach wasn't held by apathetic Italians, but there were lots of "Osttruppen" and others impressed into Wehrmacht service, or lower quality volunteers, in that sector. Which helped make the operation quite a bit easier than Omaha.

At one point one unit had encountered so many non-German surrendering troops (they couldn't really communicate with them) that someone asked a senior officer back on the beach "just who are we fighting here, sir?".

I think this is where the famous Korean was taken prisoner, marking the end of his journey wherein he fought in 3 armies (Japanese, Soviet, and German).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 12:47 PM (U/Byj)

150 You're all a bunch of whining pussies. When I get too warm I fly over to Mt Everest and climb it. It's much more temperate at 29,000 ft.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 06, 2026 12:47 PM (xIWcS)

151 Is it just me or has this been an unusually cool Spring?
I've only worn shorts twice for Geezer Golf.
Posted by: Diogenes

A lot of cool days, I say. At least it was 50 this morning. I brought a hibiscus back in overnight last weekend. It was only 42 deg last Sunday am and the damn potted plant weighs about 90 pounds.

Posted by: Rex B at June 06, 2026 12:48 PM (rgnea)

152 135 I have had trouble with forced air heat. It’s too dry. And dusty
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Filters, you must change the filters on schedule.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:49 PM (0kM66)

153
I saw a chart a few years ago to the effect that Home Depot is larger than any European company created post 1950.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:45 PM (QZThv)

___________

The chart I saw was that the market cap of Home Depot is bigger than that of the 50 most successful EU startups in the last 50 years, combined.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 12:49 PM (O0L8i)

154 Well, the Europeans invented Communism.

All the cool kids want some of that.


As Crowder likes to point out, Karl Marx was an enthusiastic user of the German version of the N word. If that were better known entire colleges full of septum-pierced young they/thems would be full of exploding heads, Scanners style.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:49 PM (QZThv)

155 My paternal grandfather landed at Omaha. Infantryman. Never talked about it to me, but my oldest cousin tells me he told him and that I'll get the story when we meet up this summer.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 12:49 PM (vV6n9)

156 I saw a chart a few years ago to the effect that Home Depot is larger than any European company created post 1950.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:45 PM (QZThv)

About the time they started down the road to the EU.

Europe has regulated themselves into this position because they can't control their socialist impulses.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2026 12:50 PM (6ydKt)

157 Is it just me or has this been an unusually cool Spring?
I've only worn shorts twice for Geezer Golf.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)



Very cool. I'm inland PNW but today the high is only going to be 58 degrees.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 06, 2026 12:50 PM (xIWcS)

158 As Mayor For Life, I will ban A/C in all residential and commercial properties, except for those operated by the City of Los Angeles. For the children.

Badda boop boop beep beep hey hey hey...bop bop dula be bop...

Posted by: Karen Bass, Low IQ Mayor Of LA For Life at June 06, 2026 12:51 PM (z20w/)

159 Europe has regulated themselves into this position because they can't control their socialist impulses.

More broadly, because they always listen to "experts".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:51 PM (QZThv)

160 To be fair to the Euros YouTube was created there and Google bought it. Spotify is Swedish. They have had a couple of things here and there. But compared to what’s come out of the US tech wise, it’s an afterthought.

Europe simply doesn’t have the entrepreneurial mindset. There’s no Facebook created in a College dorm room in Berlin or Paris. It’s a foreign concept to them.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 12:51 PM (tNkpt)

161 Lincolntf, I think redwoods are CA only, maybe some in southwestern OR?

Coast redwoods (sequoia sempervirens) are, duh, near the coast. Sequoias (sequoia gigantea) are at some elevation, and I'm pretty sure only in CA.

My reco is fly into SFO in late fall (only for tourism/people density, not foliage), head up to Sonoma, wine-taste, walk at the state redwood park near the Russian River, and enjoy the incredibly beautiful area. Then if you want to see the giants head down to Sequoia Nat. Park, which is a drive and different place to visit.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 12:51 PM (U/Byj)

162 . I have never been to the PNW, and I really want to see the giant Redwood/Sequoia trees. Where should we fly into, what time of year is best, etc.?
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 12:43 PM (vV6n9)


I'll let Nurse add her part, but thought I'd put in my two cents. The Redwoods and Sequoias are native only to California, although you can begin to see redwoods along the very southern Oregon coast. A quick Google search can help you find places to visit. You could fly into Eugene OR and drive south, or I think Sacramento and drive north is probably a better choice.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

163 Here's one that will surprise you....and annoys me every time I'm in the UK or the EU:

Mixer faucets. In the US, the majority of sinks have mixer faucets...where you have one faucet that can be adjusted to the desired temperature. In the UK and the EU...and most other places for that matter....they have a cold faucet and a hot faucet, and you have to do the "slide hand wash"...Oh too HOT....slide over to the cold faucet...too cold, back over to the Hot faucet. It's annoying.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2026 12:53 PM (dIske)

164 "Europe simply doesn’t have the entrepreneurial mindset. There’s no Facebook created in a College dorm room in Berlin or Paris. It’s a foreign concept to them."

Something about American Exceptionalism.

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2026 12:55 PM (+rSJz)

165 Oh, shit. For some reason I always thought those giant trees were in OR/WA. I blame my 6th Grade Science teacher.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 12:55 PM (vV6n9)

166 Lincolntf,
Redwoods are in northern CA.

The Olympic National Park in western WA has some pretty big trees and a temperate rain forest and a coastline to blow your mind. It is not a hot, sunny, sandy easy access beach with hotels every block. It is remote and cold and windy and rainy and rocky and there’s not a lot of options for overnight accommodations, if any.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 12:56 PM (Krwog)

167 Years ago I spent a summer in an old house in Shreveport (rent was free if I did maintenance) which didn’t have much AC, only two small window units, but which had an attic fan with the wind power of a DC3 engine. I’ve long wished I could find one like that again, I think it was built in the 30’s.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 12:57 PM (3mtTi)

168
As Crowder likes to point out, Karl Marx was an enthusiastic user of the German version of the N word. If that were better known entire colleges full of septum-pierced young they/thems would be full of exploding heads, Scanners style.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 12:49 PM (QZThv)



Marx also was an unwashed moocher who lived off of Engels' family inheritance. Notorious for his noxious personal hygiene (Marx almost never bathed), it was so bad that he suffered from horrible rashes nearly his whole life.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2026 12:57 PM (FkdoK)

169 250 years is a good run, but we are in a undeclared war with 1/3 of the country

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 12:57 PM (Ia/+0)

170
Do cars sold in European have air conditioning?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2026 12:57 PM (iTNuP)

171 I'm tired of dealing with those window and wall A/C units. Maybe it's time to invest in a mini-split.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 12:58 PM (x/s3z)

172 I'll let Nurse add her part, but thought I'd put in my two cents. The Redwoods and Sequoias are native only to California, although you can begin to see redwoods along the very southern Oregon coast. A quick Google search can help you find places to visit. You could fly into Eugene OR and drive south, or I think Sacramento and drive north is probably a better choice.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

There is a small stand of redwood trees in a beach park near Jericho Beach in Vancouver, B.C. I never knew that until a couple of months ago. Some are pretty big. I expect they were planted there over a century ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 12:58 PM (1z8ji)

173 Thanks for the knowledge and the advice, Rhomboid and Diogenes. October is likely when we'll have an opportunity to go.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 12:58 PM (vV6n9)

174 That reminds me of one of my favorite places in the Olympics - Hurricane Ridge, up above Anacortes. Absolutely breathtaking views. I think you could see Mt Olympus from there as I recall.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 06, 2026 12:59 PM (xIWcS)

175 Europe simply doesn’t have the entrepreneurial mindset. There’s no Facebook created in a College dorm room in Berlin or Paris. It’s a foreign concept to them.
Posted by: Heroq
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Who knows where the people's minds would go if they were set free. Regulation is a killer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:59 PM (0kM66)

176 faucet and a hot faucet, and you have to do the "slide hand wash"...Oh too HOT....slide over to the cold faucet...too cold, back over to the Hot faucet. It's annoying.
Posted by: Orson

One of a few local NW inventions: the single handle faucet - Alfred Moen, Seattle.
Vinyl- (everybody's favorite albums?) - Waldo Semon Univ of WA. Let his name be the first name in synthetic rubber!
And compact disc technology - James Russell from Bremerton WA.

Posted by: Rex B at June 06, 2026 01:00 PM (rgnea)

177 Marx also was an unwashed moocher who lived off of Engels' family inheritance. Notorious for his noxious personal hygiene (Marx almost never bathed), it was so bad that he suffered from horrible rashes nearly his whole life.


His very name and the ideology he founded is a horrible rash on all of humanity.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 06, 2026 01:01 PM (xIWcS)

178 Thanks, Nurse. I still can't get it out of my mind that the giant trees are in the PNW. Now I definitely have to go see them, even if it means entering the dreaded State of California (actually, San Diego was great).

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 01:02 PM (vV6n9)

179 164 "Europe simply doesn’t have the entrepreneurial mindset. There’s no Facebook created in a College dorm room in Berlin or Paris. It’s a foreign concept to them."

Something about American Exceptionalism.
Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2026 12:55 PM (+rSJz)

***

Europe has a cultural history of monarchies and elites. They were, and are, the ones who made decisions and ran things.
America has a history of a pioneering spirit and rolling up our sleeves and getting shit done ourselves.
We are free enough to dare to try.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2WIwB)

180 171 I'm tired of dealing with those window and wall A/C units. Maybe it's time to invest in a mini-split.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Someone here was getting one, never heard the results. Have read they are no more fun than a window rattler. Noisy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 01:04 PM (0kM66)

181
Marx also was an unwashed moocher who lived off of Engels' family inheritance. Notorious for his noxious personal hygiene (Marx almost never bathed), it was so bad that he suffered from horrible rashes nearly his whole life.

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Sounds like the non-bathing was for a reason other than simply convenience or laziness.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2026 01:04 PM (iTNuP)

182 California protected the hell out of a lot of their Redwoods. I lost 4 and my inlaws lost probaly close to 20 in a fire in Berry Creek a few years ago. I sold the land. Nothing there worth owning now.
Good thing they wouldn't let us harvest any. They wouldn't have been there to die in the fire.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 01:04 PM (ZxzYs)

183 Europe is set up in a way to not allow entrepreneurs the opportunity to build a better mouse trap. The old guard companies are protected from any competition.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 01:04 PM (tNkpt)

184 Lincolntf don't know your priors or druthers, but if you've never visited Sonoma, October is a great time. Sonoma's long past its prime (by my lights) of sleepy and informal, but still beautiful. In October you'll have dry heat inland, but beautiful ocean conditions out at the coast just a short drive away through the Russian River valley. Pop over the ridge to Anderson Valley for a beautiful quieter place, continue west and you hit a stand of coast redwoods. No more beautiful part of the US, and the food and wine are superb.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 01:05 PM (U/Byj)

185 Marx abandoned his household, had child with housekeeper, abandoned all children.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 01:05 PM (Ia/+0)

186 Europe has a cultural history of monarchies and elites. They were, and are, the ones who made decisions and ran things.
America has a history of a pioneering spirit and rolling up our sleeves and getting shit done ourselves.
We are free enough to dare to try.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2WIwB)

The notion of private property, including the right to your inventive and creative works and other fruits of your labor was perhaps the single greatest contributor to the concept of American Exceptionalism.

Of course enemies of America want to tax that into oblivion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 01:06 PM (dK+Kv)

187 Marx abandoned his household, had child with housekeeper, abandoned all children.
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 01:05 PM (Ia/+0)

Is that wrong?
- Aaahhnold

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 01:06 PM (tNkpt)

188 One of a few local NW inventions: the single handle faucet - Alfred Moen,
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Mr. Moen, I'm sure that you are a nice guy but I can't stand your faucet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 01:07 PM (0kM66)

189 Marx abandoned his household, had child with housekeeper, abandoned all children.

My man !!!

Posted by: Arnold S from Austria at June 06, 2026 01:07 PM (EFkNq)

190 Lincolntf San Diego is still tolerable, I guess, but only for the toughest of us. Well, more than tolerable actually.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 01:07 PM (U/Byj)

191 All right, Rhomboid, that sounds exactly like the kind of trip we'd like. Wife has been to Sonoma when she was a kid, I've never been there.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 01:08 PM (vV6n9)

192 Stopped bathing? Ewwwww.

Saturday is bath and fresh underwear day.

Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2026 01:08 PM (PVV5z)

193 > Someone here was getting one, never heard the results. Have read they are no more fun than a window rattler. Noisy.
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I had one installed in an office setting. The inside unit which has the heating coils and A/C condenser wasn't bad.... but the unit froze up a couple times and made a mess on the wall with the melting ice. The outside unit was real quiet. Inside unit too. If at full blast it could be annoying.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 01:09 PM (jehhT)

194 One of a few local NW inventions: the single handle faucet - Alfred Moen, Seattle.
Vinyl- (everybody's favorite albums?) - Waldo Semon Univ of WA. Let his name be the first name in synthetic rubber!
And compact disc technology - James Russell from Bremerton WA.
Posted by: Rex B at June 06, 2026 01:00 PM (rgnea)


And the dude (forgotten his name) who invented the little plastic thing (looks like a square guitar pick) that secures the bread bag was from Richland.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 01:09 PM (2WIwB)

195 It looks like the Intimidator, in his Black #3, has a new competitor to race.

Ned Jarrett passed away at 93.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 01:10 PM (qx7Zg)

196 notion of private property, including the right to your inventive and creative works and other fruits of your labor was perhaps the single greatest contributor to the concept of American Exceptionalism.

Of course enemies of America want to tax that into oblivion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

Not just tax it but turn an entire ge station against it as well. The whole “work life balance” shit is the left sabotaging the American capitalist system.

I’m not saying everyone needs to work 80 hours a week. But the reason Google and Tesla and intel exist and are what they are, is because people worked long hours to make it happen. And were rewarded with unbelievable wealth for it.

Remove that incentive and the next Google or Amazon won’t be created.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 01:10 PM (tNkpt)

197 Air conditioning is the single reason I would never want to live in any other time period. Its my consistent answer when somebody says "yeah it would be cool to live in the roman days" Uh..no. "wow ancient egypt would be cool" Uh...no. Viking times would be killer, long houses and mead and.." Uh..no, I can buy mead and sit in my long house with the AC.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 01:11 PM (snZF9)

198
Do cars sold in European have air conditioning?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2026 12:57 PM (iTNuP)




Of course not. Car air conditioning belongs in the same hell as dashboard cup-holders. You Americans with your drinking-coffee-while-driving fetish are uncivilized savages.

Posted by: The Germans at June 06, 2026 01:11 PM (FkdoK)

199 Lincolntf - if you fly into Medford, OR you take I-5 north to Grants Pass then 199 southwest over the CA border towards Crescent City. You can find places to camp along the Smith River. Lots of redwoods in that area.

Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2026 01:11 PM (K1RVP)

200 Splits are the norm in Japan and many east Asian countries, I've always found them to be fine.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 01:12 PM (U/Byj)

201 Rhomboid, we had an AirBnB cottage on the beach in Ocean Beach, and when I say "on the beach" I mean we couldn't access the place without walking in the sand. Volleyball constantly, dog walkers constantly, even roller bladers and skateboarders cruising around like it was 1988. We had a blast.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 01:12 PM (vV6n9)

202 No one in movies takes Tuco's advice
When your going to shoot, shoot, don't talk

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 01:12 PM (Ia/+0)

203 "giant Redwood/Sequoia trees. ?"

Fly into Fresno or Bakersfield and visit Sequoia National Park.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2026 01:12 PM (qFwJc)

204 Germany: drinking coffee while driving? Gross!!

Also Germany: we create the weirdest fetish porn your mind can conjure

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 01:13 PM (tNkpt)

205 Paul Gaugin, the French artist, abandoned his wife and children and ran off to live with topless Polynesian girls. Then he sat around on the beach and drew pictures of them and said he was “working”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 01:13 PM (3mtTi)

206 What rhomboid said @184.
Spot on.
Years ago I put the top down on the Beamer and started from Washington state and headed south on the coast highway. (101) drove all the way to Monterey. Dang! A fantastic drive. It is bucket list worthy.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 01:13 PM (2WIwB)

207 Thanks Alberta and Pablo and everyone else who contributed to my trip-planning.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 01:15 PM (vV6n9)

208 Years ago I put the top down on the Beamer and started from Washington state and headed south on the coast highway. (101) drove all the way to Monterey. Dang! A fantastic drive. It is bucket list worthy.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 01:13 PM (2WIwB)

In 2001, I loaded up my '62 Notchback and headed on down for my first job out of undergrad in Silicon Valley. Beautiful summer drive.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 01:16 PM (dK+Kv)

209 Better get outside and do stuff

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 01:16 PM (Ia/+0)

210 Thanks Alberta and Pablo and everyone else who contributed to my trip-planning.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 01:15 PM (vV6n9)


The Horde also excels at dating and medical advice.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 01:17 PM (2WIwB)

211 Benicia ca used to have a good swap meet.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 01:19 PM (Kt19C)

212 Speaking of entrepreneurship...I think a fortune could be made for anyone who invents a device that will blind a phones camera. Every riot has a couple causing trouble and a throng of assholes holding up cameras. Those clowns are half the problem. Someone needs to create a handheld laser or something like that to blind them.
I got this idea from some R&D the military was doing in the 80's. Technology today maybe could make it work.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 01:23 PM (2WIwB)

213 > Years ago I put the top down on the Beamer and started from Washington state and headed south on the coast highway. (101) drove all the way to Monterey. Dang! A fantastic drive. It is bucket list worthy.

Posted by: Diogenes
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I used to commute from Monterey to Menlo Park on CA 1, 17 and 101. 100 miles one way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 01:24 PM (jehhT)

214 Young people are back out on the streets in the major cities in Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 01:25 PM (5P5DO)

215 What an unfortunate last name.
Posted by: Reforger


Was 'crap' a word before John Crapper?

Posted by: Lurking Loser at June 06, 2026 01:26 PM (nPp6w)

216 In the category of Less Exciting Travel Plans, some Army buddies want to do a get-together this summer in Nashville, Indiana. Yes, Indiana. One of my firiends said "It's like miniature Gatlinburg!" as if that would entice me. I'll probably end up going, but I'll be a dick to the guys who picked the spot.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 01:26 PM (vV6n9)

217 In the category of Less Exciting Travel Plans, some Army buddies want to do a get-together this summer in Nashville, Indiana. Yes, Indiana.

That sucks.

Posted by: And I Live in Indiana at June 06, 2026 01:29 PM (EFkNq)

218 Heh heh heh

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 06, 2026 01:30 PM (vV6n9)

219 Then he sat around on the beach and drew pictures of them and said he was “working”.

there should be a school for this

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 06, 2026 01:30 PM (jrgJz)

220 .
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Please STOP pulling my Pelley.
.
That's nasty.

Posted by: Marooned at June 06, 2026 01:34 PM (kt8QE)

221 Almost any of the US highways in Nor Cal are really cool drives.
I do 70 from outside Reno to Lake Orroville quite a bit. 49 is awesome too. There are a lot of "truck routes" that can be really challenging if you're into that sort of thing.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 01:39 PM (ZxzYs)

222
Do cars sold in European have air conditioning?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

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Shockingly, they don't even have cup holders.

I discovered this after I went to a Danish restaurant with a friend and we casually said we'd take our coffee To Go. They looked at each other as if they didn't know English after all. In the end, they gave us our coffee in glasses with little paper covers they'd found somewhere, baffled but happy to be of service.

(Then we got out to the car and realized...)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 01:40 PM (n7rxJ)

223 I have mini-split a/c. Very quiet and only need to run for a few minutes at a time. Can be set to do it automatically.

Posted by: free tibet at June 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iNp3L)

224
Another climate-related thread that I can't relate to.

Staying at a relative's in SoCal. She lives in a cul-de-sac near the beach, and it's safe. We open the doors. AC! Close the doors. Warmth! It's enough to make you stay and fight for this state.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 01:46 PM (n7rxJ)

225 >>We'd just be living in homes with wide open windows with screens,

Window screens were arguably more important than A/C because they keep a lot of vermin out of the house.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 06, 2026 01:46 PM (NcvvS)

226 175 Europe simply doesn’t have the entrepreneurial mindset. There’s no Facebook created in a College dorm room in Berlin or Paris. It’s a foreign concept to them.
Posted by: Heroq
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Who knows where the people's minds would go if they were set free. Regulation is a killer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:59 PM (0kM66)


Just this morning I watched a YouTube video from a guy who said he couldn't wait to get back to the US after living in France. He said the US is the "land of yes" in contrast to Europe's "land of no."

Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 01:47 PM (FMtrg)

227
212 Speaking of entrepreneurship...I think a fortune could be made for anyone who invents a device that will blind a phones camera. Every riot has a couple causing trouble and a throng of assholes holding up cameras. Those clowns are half the problem. Someone needs to create a handheld laser or something like that to blind them.”

As you say, a handheld laser. The problem is that if it can do that to a camera, it can do the same to anyone’s eyes. People try to point lasers at helicopters and planes from time to time - not cool.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 01:48 PM (3mtTi)

228 Fun fact: Albert Einstein and Leo Szilard together invented a refrigerator that didn't require a pump. Einstein was inspired to design his invention when he read about a family that was asphyxiated in their home when their refrigerator's pump leaked out its coolant. (In those days, the most widely used coolant was ammonia.) However, the Einstein-Szilard refrigerator was too noisy and never went into production.

Posted by: Nemo at June 06, 2026 01:49 PM (4RPgu)

229
Just this morning I watched a YouTube video from a guy who said he couldn't wait to get back to the US after living in France. He said the US is the "land of yes" in contrast to Europe's "land of no."
Posted by: The Patriarchy

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I saw that one! What a refreshing break from the channels of Americans fleeing fascist Trumpistan. (I get a train-wreck sort of thrill watching those.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 01:54 PM (n7rxJ)

230 As you say, a handheld laser. The problem is that if it can do that to a camera, it can do the same to anyone’s eyes. People try to point lasers at helicopters and planes from time to time - not cool.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 01:48 PM (3mtTi)


Exactly. There in lay the rub.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 01:54 PM (2WIwB)

231 Staying at a relative's in SoCal. She lives in a cul-de-sac near the beach, and it's safe. We open the doors. AC! Close the doors. Warmth! It's enough to make you stay and fight for this state.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 01:46 PM (n7rxJ )

This is not intended to reflect on you of course, but it helps me clarify something I’ve been thinking for a while. For many who choose to live in SoCal, personal comfort is their highest goal. For many who choose to live in uncomfortably hot and humid Texas, personal comfort is trivial, while economic opportunity and personal freedom is paramount.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 01:54 PM (3mtTi)

232 >>>I have mini-split a/c. Very quiet and only need to run for a few minutes at a time. Can be set to do it automatically.

Posted by: free tibet

>Window models kinda suck. They're seasonal. Put them in, take them out without damaging your back, and then there is sealing to keep the bug invasion out. Mini split, you just throw a tarp around the thing if you're concerned about the elements in the off season.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 01:55 PM (x/s3z)

233 Fun fact: Albert Einstein and Leo Szilard together invented a refrigerator that didn't require a pump. Einstein was inspired to design his invention when he read about a family that was asphyxiated in their home when their refrigerator's pump leaked out its coolant. (In those days, the most widely used coolant was ammonia.) However, the Einstein-Szilard refrigerator was too noisy and never went into production.

Posted by: Nemo at June 06, 2026 01:49 PM (4RPgu)

On first use-ta-fish, a prototype hull/reactor for the USS Narwhal (SSN-671) in Idaho, the plant had a steam powered A/C chiller that used a Bromine salt solution refrigerant, that by absorption of water, cooled the chilled water, as I recall, and steam was used to drive off the excess moisture, "recharging" the refrigerant.

One of the main drawbacks, as I recall was corrosion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 01:56 PM (dK+Kv)

234 you say, a handheld laser. The problem is that if it can do that to a camera, it can do the same to anyone’s eyes. People try to point lasers at helicopters and planes from time to time - not cool.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 01:48 PM (3mtTi)


Exactly. There in lay the rub.

Posted by: Diogenes
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Handheld EMT maybe?🤔

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at June 06, 2026 01:58 PM (VCgbV)

235 Well. Things to do.
But first a shout out to my late Father-in-Law.
He fought in the Pacific and while he gave credit to the guys in Europe for D-Day, he had three D-Days of his own. Three different islands and the fighting was brutal.
RIP Al.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 02:00 PM (2WIwB)

236 >>WHY THE BLOODY HELL DON'T WE HAVE THIS IN THE UK?

About 30 years ago, worked with a guy fresh from the UK (Newcastle-on-Tyne). He arrived in early December, and we were trying to scare him about Midwest winters. Had to translate from F to C, but he was amused that we thought he would have a problem with zero-degree Fahrenheit weather. After all, Newcastle got that cold at times almost every winter. In summer, it could even get up to thirty degrees Celsius! We translated. Um, Peter, in July here you can see forty degrees Celsius. (cont)

Posted by: Nazdar at June 06, 2026 02:00 PM (NcvvS)

237 2/2
He looked at us and said, 'You're joking.' Fast forward to July; one of those mornings where the temp was around seventy and the humidity about the same. He came in looking melted. All he could say for about five minutes was, 'Thank God for air conditioning.'

Posted by: Nazdar at June 06, 2026 02:02 PM (NcvvS)

238 > peaking of entrepreneurship...I think a fortune could be made for anyone who invents a device that will blind a phones camera.
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People use some sort of laser, with specific power output, to disable Flock security/surveillance/ALPR cameras. A number of Redditors in that sub are quite militant about it too.

I find them to be a nuisance. The cameras. The Redditors are nutz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 02:06 PM (jehhT)

239 I wouldn't sell the Brits short concerning inventions. James Watt designed the first steam engine. Years later the first steam locomotive was created in the UK...this, ultimately led to the industrial revolution.

America, excelled at the innovative applications of these fundamental inventions. We still do. Just look at what everyday items come out of the military and NASA.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2026 02:15 PM (dIske)

240 I wouldn't sell the Brits short concerning inventions.

Just look at their current groundbreaking work on the Self Subjugating Subject. Amazing.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 02:29 PM (EFkNq)

241 I wouldn't sell the Brits short concerning inventions.

Just look at their current groundbreaking work on the Self Subjugating Subject. Amazing.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 02:29 PM (EFkNq)

They killed off or drove away their most industrious lot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 02:34 PM (dK+Kv)

242 LOL, MSN and F Book.... ALL the headlines are about DEMCORATS 'winning' and advancing in Calif...

No mention at all that Repubs also advanced, which is the much larger story.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2026 03:15 PM (mP0Kj)

243 Talking about inventions always focuses on the latest as the greatest. If you haven’t seen the changes brought about by some invention, you seem to discount it as if it had always been there. Such is human nature. Greatest inventions: the wheel and domestication of fire.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2026 04:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

244 Euroweenies that talk shit about AC also tend to be very ignorant of geography and climate. Many of the same ones who would visit NYC and think they'll pop over to Chicago in the afternoon.

Or who keep dying in the southwestern deserts.

Or who don't realize our poor states have a higher median income than they do.

They also tend to mock farenheit because they dont grok the reality of seeing 0F to 100F in the same place 2 months apart. Probably don't have much use for temps more granular than 1C anyways if they have fuckall control over their internal building temps, I guess.

Posted by: heya at June 06, 2026 04:41 PM (o18eU)

245 27 Government scientists coincidentally discovered that Freon damages the ozone layer just about the time DuPont’s patent for Freon was set to expire

And, just to rub it in, the same scientists decided the R-134 replacement was also unsafe when THAT patent was about to expire. But I learned my lesson and have a goodly supply for my cars this time

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 06, 2026 05:15 PM (3/XaG)

246 Favorite American invention?
Kodak Brownie camera. You push the button, we do the rest.
Photography

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The Classical Saturday Coffee Break & Prayer Revival

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[H/T: Sharon(willow's apprentice)]

There is just one little problem with this advice. What if yours truly doesn't want to hear funny jokes in the morning?


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Before we enter the Prayer Revival, just a few housekeeping matters to go over. (Rulz for those of you in Lake Mills)

1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind. Be nice.
3) Must we address the issue of running with sharp objects?
4) Have a great weekend!

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List


Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Prayer Requests:

3/28 – Hrothgar asked for prayers for a dear and long time close friend and former neighbor, Daniel, who is scheduled for open heart surgery in mid-April. Prayers for his wife would be appreciated as well, as she will be carrying a heavy load for the next few months.
4/18 Update – Daniel survived his complex open heart surgery. He is sitting up and it seems like it went well, but they are not going to release him as quickly as he would like, so he is not happy. Thanks to the Horde for the prayers and please keep praying for his dear wife, who now has even more to put up with.
5/16 Update – Hrothgar sends thanks for the prayers for Dan. Thanks to his attitude and the miracles of modern heart surgery, Daniel is back home and in good spirits and mobile. He still has a lot of rehab ahead, but it sounds like a pretty good recovery to be home only 20 days after being on the table!

3/28 – Jordan61 posted that Mr. Jordan61 is back in the hospital. His sepsis has returned and gotten into where his compression fracture is, and he has vertebral osteomyelitis. The doctor is supposed to come in today and let them know the plan.
4/9 Update – On 4/1 Mr. Jordan61 was released from the hospital with six weeks of IV antibiotics, which Jordan61 is administering every 8 hours. He’s in a lot of pain; they’ve given him oxy, fentanyl, and dilaudid, and nothing seems to touch it. From what they were told, the pain won’t subside until the infection is cleared up. For the time being, he is bed-bound and they are limiting his movement as much as possible to keep the pain to a minimum. Jordan61 will send updates with progress.
4/25 Update – Mr. Jordan61 is making slow but steady progress. He can get up and walk for short periods of time, and can sit in the living room for an hour or so per day. He is halfway through the IV antibiotics, with 3 weeks to go. A physical therapist will be coming to help him build strength and learn how to move without aggravating his back injury. Thank you all for the prayers!
5/26 Update – Mr. Jordan61 had his last antibiotic infusion on 5/24 and his PICC line was removed on 5/26. He will have follow-up blood work in 2 weeks but for now, all looks good!

4/3 – Teresa in Fort Worth posted an update. Her chemo seems to be holding things steady for now. Unfortunately, as she is receiving a steroid, she has gained about 25 pounds. Her blood sugar has also jumped up about 40 points (which only happens when she is on steroids).
4/24 Update – Teresa in Fort Worth provided an update: The pump that was put in to battle cancer in December can only be used for 6 months. After that, it starts to damage the liver. So she may have to go back onto the medication that made her lose her hair and messed up her vision and nails, and then return to this medication after a break. This is not good news, since this new medication is working so well. But for now, she is doing well and is incredibly grateful for the time that she has been given so far.
6/1 Update – Teresa had a CT scan and has seen the surgeon. Everything looks good/stable. There are no new tumors and the ones that are there have pretty much stayed the same or shrunk. No metastises seen. Additional good news is that she can stay on the current medication, and just alternate it with other meds. She continues to respond extremely well to the protocols. She sends her gratitude for each and every prayer.

4/18 – neverenoughcaffiene asked that Devyn be kept in prayers. She is a young mother of 2 with a mass on her esophagus. The Doc said it was scar tissue and hopefully the second opinion will agree.
5/23 Update – Devyn had the biopsy and is waiting for results. Prayers are appreciated.

4/18 – Smell the Glove could use some prayers as therapy and rehab occur after gout/sepsis.
5/2 Update – The gout has cleared and the infection in the lower back is healing.
5/18 Update – Smell the Glove may be out of rehab this week, but still would need wound care at home. Thanks for all the prayers and well wishes!

4/18 – Sam Adams requested prayers for a friend, Mary F, who was just sent to a long-term recovery facility after having a tracheostomy.
5/2 Update – Mary’s breathing is improving, and they are weaning her off assisted breathing. She is now off the ventilator for 12 hours a day, and they are aiming for 14 hours soon. Many thanks to all of the Moron Horde for the prayers.

5/2 – neverenoughcaffiene requested prayers for parishioners at her church, who lost their newborn daughter, Astrid.

5/7 – turambar asked for prayers for relatives. Mom needs prayers as she was admitted to the hospital to check her heart and cardio. They did not find pneumonia. Two months ago, she fell at her assisted living place, and broke her hip. She also has dementia. Turambar’s uncle fell recently and broke his hip, too.

5/9 – D asked for prayers. He was let go from his IT job and has started a business making and selling lens cleaners to make ends meet. Please contact Annie’s Stew if you’d like more information – either to order lens cleaners, or if you’d like to contact him related to IT job openings (DBA/Network Admin).

5/11 – rez986 asked if anyone had an update on Neidermeyer’s Dead Horse’s health. The last info Annie’s Stew has was from January, 2026, that he’d been given 6 months to live due to heart failure and was being treated and waiting for a transplant at Mayo.
5/16 Update – Dash my lace wings! posted that NDH is recovering well. IrishEi posted that NDH did receive a heart transplant and that she is doing well. She also posted a link to NDH’s X account, and her fundraising page.
5/23 – rez986 sent thanks for the updates on NDH. It is much appreciated.

5/15 – Toad-O requested prayers for his second ex-wife, the mother of his two children. They were divorced 25 years ago, and 3 years later, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia, and the children came to live with Toad-O. The ex-wife is now suffering from advanced Alzheimer’s, and has been living with Toad-O’s daughter and her husband. The ex-wife fell last month and and cracked 2 vertebrae, and just was taken to ER with a rapid heartbeat and low blood pressure due to dehydration. Prayers are appreciated for her and also for the daughter who has sacrificed a lot to care for her.

5/16 – Anna Puma requested prayers for the family of Dan Fordice, who was killed when the aircraft he was flying crashed. He leaves behind a wife, 3 children, and many friends. He was a Warbird flyer, a CEO, and a veteran of the 2/20th SFG.

5/16 – Tonypete asked for prayers for Jane who is dying of breast cancer, and for Cheri who is in jail (again) for drug related crimes.

5/20 – D gave an update on his wife Susan and her continued battle with cancer. Her cancer markers are still headed in the right direction. She is on a new antibiotic, and it is causing some side effects, but it is keeping her out of another surgery, so that is a win. Thanks again to everyone for their prayers. May 1 marked one year since they found out about the cancer, and Susan is doing so well.

5/20 – E gave an update. She and her family were having financial struggles a few months ago, and asked for prayers. E sends her thanks for the prayers, and wanted to let people know that things are getting better, thanks to the Horde’s prayers and their church family. They have resolved their mortgage issue and her husband has resumed his side gig making deliveries. They are also cutting monthly expenses. They would like continued prayers as they deal with the insurance company of the person who crashed into (and totaled) E’s vehicle. Insurance only offered half the replacement value, so that struggle is still going on.

5/23 – San Franpsycho sent a praise report. His prayer to become a grandad has been answered, and Girl F will have a baby in December. Girl F still plans to attend grad school, but will delay a year, which means they will depend on them for child care. This pleases San Franpsycho to the nth degree!

5/23 – Vmom deport deport deport would appreciate prayers. She has been freaking out about her eyesight. Her eye doctor says she has myopic macular degeneration.

5/23 – I used to have a Different Nic could use some prayers as he waits for the results of a biopsy of a mass on his prostate.
6/2 Update – I used to have a Different Nic sent in an update. He has been diagnosed with risk group 2 prostate cancer. It appears to be localized to the prostate but this will be verified via another scan. He has doctor appointments lined up for the next month or so before he starts treatment.

5/23 – George V sends his thanks for the prayers on behalf of his wife, when she had a heart valve replacement. The procedure went very well and she is doing great in the rehab program. But prayers are still needed. There are indications of problems in her lymph nodes that showed up in the scans checking her heart. She will have a biopsy in June, as well as a biopsy on a skin lesion that is looking suspicious. Thank you for all prayers.

5/26 – Doof posted a request for prayers for his mom. She is back in the hospital. She is very weak from one or more infections, and is sleeping a lot. She isn’t really talking when she is alert for a few minutes.

5/27 – Grannysaurus Rex asked for prayers for Sherry, a co-worker, who is being tested for possible cancer of the blood.

5/29 – Bulg requested prayers for his sister, her husband, their four children, and the rest of the family as his sister is dying. She is in palliative care in the hospital, with a lot of blood clots, and is not expected to last long.

5/29 – huerfano requested prayers for her brother, R, whose appendix “got hot”. Luckily he was with his daughter, who got him to ER quickly, and surgery was scheduled for 5/29.

5/29 – Beltway Elite posted that s/he had just signed forms for her/his mom to enter hospice. Mom’s quality of life has been declining since she had a stroke several years ago, and she hasn’t been able to speak or swallow solid food recently.

5/30 – RandomDave posted that he would appreciate prayers as he searches for work. He has had some good job prospects/interviews over the past week.

6/2 – Ellipsis (… sent in an update. We had prayed for a friend of hers who was going through cancer treatment. It’s been a little over a year, and her port is out now and her hell is over. She is battered and bruised, but clear. Thank you to the Horde for prayers, and praise to Jesus.

6/4 – Teresa in Fort Worth’s niece (Amanda) received a heart transplant a few months ago. One of the complications of that was that her kidneys started failing, and she needed a kidney transplant. On 6/3, she received a new kidney and it appears to be working. Hallelujah! The family is so grateful for the gift from the donor’s family.


For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.

2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.

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Posted by: Boswell at June 06, 2026 07:40 AM (j10i6)

2 Eat your heart out Elric!

Posted by: Boswell at June 06, 2026 07:41 AM (j10i6)

3 Mornin', Horde.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2026 07:42 AM (Wnv9h)

4 “ So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.”

Corinthians 10:31

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2026 07:44 AM (1zcQ9)

5 Eat? Drink? I can handle that.

Posted by: Caf at June 06, 2026 07:45 AM (qS/Xm)

6 “ Lord my God, I called to you for help, and you healed me.”

Psalm 30:2

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2026 07:46 AM (1zcQ9)

7 Oh. We're up here now, are we...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:48 AM (mbNQQ)

8 Recent update from Bulg: he visited his hospitalized sister, and she was doing better. She was able to communicate and they had a nice visit. He also got to spend time with her family. Prayers that she continues to improve are appreciated, and he gives thanks that they have reconciled.

Posted by: Annies Stew at June 06, 2026 07:50 AM (r4jnk)

9 Morning, all! I’m up here in Chicago for my son’s wedding. I’m so happy for them!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2026 07:51 AM (DooTB)

10 has anyone heard an update on grammie winger? I am almost afraid to ask but I haven't heard anything for awhile. If there was news some time ago and I missed it, I apologize.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:53 AM (mQ0bC)

11 9 Morning, all! I’m up here in Chicago for my son’s wedding. I’m so happy for them!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2026 07:51 AM (DooTB)

Congrats!
Enjoy the festivities

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 06, 2026 07:53 AM (CkDaS)

12 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde

I have a desperate request for some prayers sent to my boss and his wife. Their 1 of three daughters passed away day before her 30th birthday.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:55 AM (Ia/+0)

13 I tried during the week to figure out Annie’s email but just doesn't want to work. Ben tried to help but it comes up invalid address. Not first time I wanted to but can't get it to work.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:56 AM (Ia/+0)

14
Remembered all those on the Prayer List and those with needs unexpressed. Not like I have influence Upstairs, but it can't hurt any.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 07:59 AM (O0L8i)

15 Saturday morning. I can sit on my deck.Drink a cup of coffee.Look at the woods and listen to the birds. Oh wait, I'm retired. I do that every morning. Never mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2026 08:00 AM (Riz8t)

16 Mornin’, All. Happy Saturday.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 08:01 AM (77rzZ)

17 Their daughter's death, totally unaware, has to be devastating. They lost son some years ago with unexpected reasons as well.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 08:01 AM (Ia/+0)

18 82d anniversary of D-Day.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 08:03 AM (77rzZ)

19
82d anniversary of D-Day.
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 08:03 AM (77rzZ)


Which was won by black, lesbian codebreakers!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 08:04 AM (O0L8i)

20 "82d anniversary of D-Day.
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026"

During Pride Month???

Posted by: Pawl at June 06, 2026 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

21 Which was won by black, lesbian codebreakers!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 08:04 AM (O0L8i)

They had to walk to the next town over to pee at the gym that allows trans in the womens locker room.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 08:07 AM (/+uur)

22 I can’t post my email address clearly, because then bots pick it up and send hundreds of junk emails. I’ll try to explain it here:
apaslo, then the @, then hotmail.com

Hope that helps!

Posted by: Annies Stew at June 06, 2026 08:07 AM (r4jnk)

23 If you want some positive news, go read about a few of the cancer advancements that came out of the recent ASCO (American Society of Clinical Oncology) meeting. The next gen of immunotherapy and continued improvements with current gen like Keytruda are stunning.

More to come, but God is putting miraculous capabilities in our hands.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2026 08:08 AM (1zcQ9)

24 >>>>19
82d anniversary of D-Day.
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 08:03 AM (77rzZ)

Which was won by black, lesbian codebreakers!!!



*cough*

Posted by: Neurodivergent Transsexuals at June 06, 2026 08:08 AM (Riz8t)

25 "The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit."

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 08:08 AM (/+uur)

26 > Which was won by black, lesbian codebreakers!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 08:04 AM (O0L8i)

They had to walk to the next town over to pee at the gym that allows trans in the womens locker room.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 08:07 AM (/+uur)
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Sadly, on the 100th anniversary this will all be taken as fact. Probably.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 08:08 AM (jehhT)

27 We were discussing "Pressure" in Pixy's thread this morning. The movie is about the lead up to the D Day invasion, and is getting some complimentary moron reviews in the very early going.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 08:09 AM (hF7Dm)

28 Annie Ben tried to tell me that but then and many times before mh phone just says its invalid.
Have no explanation why it does that

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 08:10 AM (Ia/+0)

29 “Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of compassion and the God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our troubles.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)

30 And all things, whatsoever ye ask in prayer,believing, ye shall receive.

Posted by: kingsman at June 06, 2026 08:10 AM (ehY6c)

31 >>>27 We were discussing "Pressure" in Pixy's thread this morning. The movie is about the lead up to the D Day invasion, and is getting some complimentary moron reviews in the very early going.


Casting brendan fraser eisenhower was a bold choice. I can't tell from the trailer whether it paid off.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2026 08:11 AM (Riz8t)

32 I have emailed others without issue.
Oh well

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Ia/+0)

33 Good morning! The sun is up and the birds are singing. Gonna have spend time in the garden doing some weeding and transplanting. Damn the bad luck.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 06, 2026 08:13 AM (3Ope8)

34 "More to come, but God is putting miraculous capabilities in our hands.
Posted by: Marcus T "

I don't know if it was the prayers or the medicine that put my dog Bruno's lymphoma in remission but thank the Lord and the Horde for both!

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

35 I suppose Microsoft had a problem with receiving emails, then. Thanks for trying! And thanks for posting here, so we can see the updates when they can’t through via email.

Posted by: Annies Stew at June 06, 2026 08:13 AM (r4jnk)

36
We were discussing "Pressure"


The first in a series of five films centered on constituents of the ideal gas law. "Volume" is due to be released next year, and "Temperature" the year after that. Plans are still being drafted for the final two entries, "Mols" and "Gas Law Constant".

A film series for the ages, it will be!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 08:14 AM (s9VOe)

37
All them greek homos did was steal what was invented in Wakanda.

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2026 08:14 AM (Y8DZL)

38 I had a problem for a while sending to Hotmail. Then it went away. I got around it by sending from a different address.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 08:15 AM (vFG9F)

39 34 "More to come, but God is putting miraculous capabilities in our hands.
Posted by: Marcus T "

I don't know if it was the prayers or the medicine that put my dog Bruno's lymphoma in remission but thank the Lord and the Horde for both!
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe and the prayer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 06, 2026 08:15 AM (CkDaS)

40 Arf!

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 08:16 AM (vFG9F)

41
All them greek homos did was steal what was invented in Wakanda.
Posted by: Auspex


Mickle sneaky, them Greek homos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 08:17 AM (s9VOe)

42 Filed under "no one will care, but I'm posting it anyway."

In the Blue Angels video posted on the ONT, within the first minute after they departed runway 25L at NAS Pensacola, you can clearly see my house. The video is at least five years old because the seawall we had constructed in the summer of 2001 had not yet been installed at the time the video was taken.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 08:18 AM (J4Dwc)

43
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2026 08:18 AM (AMvSw)

44
Sadly, on the 100th anniversary this will all be taken as fact. Probably.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 08:08 AM (jehhT)


A couple of days ago, I went over to B&N while Her Majesty was getting her nails done. The history books available were depressing as hell. Nothing but stuff about how terrible America is, how everything was built by slaves and how women won World War II.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O0L8i)

45 Good Saturday morning, horde!

Prayers for all who've asked, and the rest of you, as well.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 08:18 AM (h7ZuX)

46 Bill Maher fights back against the latest Democrat fear mongering, arguing that the 60 minutes cast changes do not mean CBS has gone "full MAGA". Lord, I really cannot stand Chris Murphy.

https://tinyurl.com/38p9s4ue

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 08:22 AM (OOPSg)

47 C-SPAN is replaying President Reagan‘s D-Day 40th anniversary speech that he gave at Point du Hoc.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2026 08:23 AM (Geta8)

48 Now C-SPAN is running Clinton’s speech at the same location on D-Day.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2026 08:25 AM (Geta8)

49 My brother, R, had his appendix out last Friday night. Apparently, it was already leaking ick, so the surgery was more complicated and required lavage of his internals. He had a drain tube that caught on everything they were removing yesterday. He's been back at his daughter's house since Monday, but he said the other day he's ready to come home. Unfortunately, it's a 500 mile drive, either over the mountains or through Albuquerque and down I40. He was thinking about doing it today. I told him he's crazy. I'll know later today just how crazy.

Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2026 08:25 AM (VJX5o)

50 CNN furiously covering for the California Steal, arguing the DOJ sending a prosecutor out to "observe" Los Angeles vote counting is because of "baseless" claims the election is being stolen. "Baseless": Their favorite defense.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 08:30 AM (OOPSg)

51 - Regarding Grammie...

I do not understand the "worry" or "fearing the worst" type of comments. At least not from those who claim the name of Jesus.

While when she passes, or if she has already passed, it will indeed be our loss, she is one who I believe belongs to our Lord.
And at her passing will be in His loving arms.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 06, 2026 08:30 AM (N6m+x)

52 Good morning again dear morons with thanks to annie and mh and the horde for praying

Just back from taking the kids to SFO

{grammie} Hiya JT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

53 Good morning Horde,thx MisHum.
Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
Going up near 90° today. Staying in high 80s for rest of week. Warm in mid Hudson

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2026 08:34 AM (JQmtK)

54 There was a post yesterday about the California elections. Specifically the L.A. mayor's race. An individual was identified as a likely culprit in the ballot harvesting/fraud scheme. Why isn't that individual currently being questioned by the FBI?

Are bogus state elections OK?

Apparently they are. Which leads to states using the same harvesting and fraud schemes to rig national elections. This makes no sense.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 08:34 AM (jehhT)

55 50 "Baseless": Their favorite defense.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Claimed, "Without Evidence"!

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2026 08:35 AM (Y8DZL)

56 A top staffer for Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Texas) is facing several firearm charges months after he allegedly attempted to bring a firearm into the U.S. Capitol complex.

Luis Vega, Sessions’s chief of staff, was charged on Wednesday with two counts in connection with the alleged incident that happened days before Christmas last year, according to court documents.

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He forgot he had it in his bag. Oh well, he will not make that mistake again anytime soon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 08:37 AM (1cdUq)

57 OY!

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 08:40 AM (ZxPkt)

58 From downstairs
Seems Collective Soul is still touring

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 08:42 AM (Ia/+0)

59 CBS published a critical description of a long list of Trump administration clean-up actions at the FBI. Personally, I believe the agency is not redeemable but it is satisfying to read of the actions taken.

https://tinyurl.com/4hr77dck

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 08:43 AM (pSHyr)

60 Best Wishes and positive vibes to all who are in distress this day.

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)

61 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

62 Glory to the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and will be forever. Amen.

Hail Mary Full of Grace, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

St. Norbert, you who preached penance to the prideful, pray for us.

****

I have prayed Rosaries for the Horde's intentions, both stated and unstated.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 08:47 AM (ksbjf)

63 Prayers ascending to all Horde and Horde adjacent people who are in need today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (u82oZ)

64 So this showed up in my local news.

Headline: A deadly bacteria is creeping up the Atlantic Coast. How worried should you be?

https://tinyurl.com/yu3rsbab

Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (qgHp7)

65 Okay:

what to watch today?

Saving Private Ryan
The Longest Day
Band Of Brothers

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (ZxPkt)

66 I have a desperate request for some prayers sent to my boss and his wife. Their 1 of three daughters passed away day before her 30th birthday.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:55 AM (Ia/+0)
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May her memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

67 Prayers up for those that have asked us for them in the prayer list;
Prayers up for those that know they need them but have not asked us for them;
Prayers up for those that need them but don’t know it yet; and
Prayers up for those who pray alone, asking for help in silence, and whose prayers are known but to God!

Prayers up even for all "our" politicians who have decided that their 10% graft and power are still far more desirable than their honor or integrity, may they see the error of their ways, repent, and become true representatives of we the people!

Prayers up for all those in our military, both deployed overseas and stateside, protect them from harm as they serve with honor and integrity.

And lastly, prayers up for President Trump, keep him and our beloved country safe from harm and may the many forces of corruption and evil arrayed against both him and our country be rendered ineffective and their plans come to naught!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (hOUT3)

68 "Gas Law Constant".
A film series for the ages, it will be!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

LOL. I want to see that one in particular. although I hear the Temperature one will have both a hot Sydney Sweeney and a cold Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

69 Florida AG declares unconstitutional the state's Amendment 12, which imposed a 3-day waiting period on gun purchases following a Brady Campaign-led voter referendum in 1998.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 08:51 AM (J4Dwc)

70 Commissar Hrothgar

A big Amen to that prayer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

71 Which leads to states using the same harvesting and fraud schemes to rig national elections. This makes no sense.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 08:34 AM (jehhT)


Practice makes perfect!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at June 06, 2026 08:53 AM (hOUT3)

72 Headline: A deadly bacteria is creeping up the Atlantic Coast. How worried should you be?

https://tinyurl.com/yu3rsbab
Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (qgHp7)
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Goodness, that is not a fun read. A sea-borne bacteria with up to a 50% fatality rate for those infected. We're gonna need a bigger antibiotic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 08:54 AM (J7Qx6)

73 So will the Voter Fraud Industrial Complex be so brazen as to deny Pratt even a second-place finish and a spot in the run-off? It appears that this may be the plan.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 06, 2026 08:54 AM (fZiTB)

74 Okay:

what to watch today?

Saving Private Ryan
The Longest Day
Band Of Brothers
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (ZxPkt)


Either The Longest Day if you want to see a bunch of vignettes based upon Cornelius Ryan's book. Or the episode of Band of Brothers covering the D-Day airdrop if you want to see a "worm's eye view."

Skip Saving Private Ryan: it's nihilistic -- the hero is the coward, suckers!!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 08:55 AM (ksbjf)

75 Good morning, beloved Horde!

The kind person who has been leasing us a vehicle while we wait for the insurance settlement needs it back. None of us thought it would take this long to get things resolved with the at-fault driver's insurance company. I have learned that Arkansas law allows auto insurance companies to treat claimants unfairly.

Anyway, I wanted to put the word out in case anyone knows of a good deal in NW Arkansas or a nearby state. We are looking for a vehicle with a moderate step-in height (like a minivan, SUV, or small pickup) to accommodate my husband's mobility. We need a hitch and 7-pin connector to tow 3,500 lbs. In our price range, we are looking for an older model year, so I would be thrilled to find something that is still reliable after 200,000 miles. And it needs to be cheap. The insurance offered $2600 but I counter offered and asked for $5000. They might respond in about a month. Does anyone know of a good unicorn vehicle we should consider, please?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 08:56 AM (FMtrg)

76 59
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 08:43 AM (pSHyr)


The "white" wash in that article is an inch thick!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at June 06, 2026 08:56 AM (hOUT3)

77 Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer

Saving Private Ryan, but only watch the first 24 minutes. The rest is dreck.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)

78 72 Headline: A deadly bacteria is creeping up the Atlantic Coast. How worried should you be?

https://tinyurl.com/yu3rsbab
Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (qgHp7)

All you need to know is in the headline... "and climate change is accelerating its spread." More panic porn.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 06, 2026 08:57 AM (fZiTB)

79
59 CBS published a critical description of a long list of Trump administration clean-up actions at the FBI. Personally, I believe the agency is not redeemable but it is satisfying to read of the actions taken.

https://tinyurl.com/4hr77dck
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 08:43 AM (pSHyr)

Wow, was that a slanted article! Makes it sound like Trump is just firing completely innocent analysts. You have to read between the lines to work out what really happened; these analysts were caught collaborating with the SPLC to smear anyone with conservative religious beliefs. Now that the SPLC has been indicted as a criminal organization, their continued employment can no longer be tolerated.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 08:57 AM (3mtTi)

80 Morning, horde. Thanks in advance for any prayers, and you have mine for you as well. I keep telling myself, "God has a plan, and it must be a doozy..."

Posted by: RandomDave at June 06, 2026 08:59 AM (aJQbY)

81 Saving Private Ryan
The Longest Day

Band Of Brothers

If me
Watch 1st 1/2 hour od SPR. The rest is not worth time
Longest Day would watch whole movie
BoB best episodes are D-Day to Market Garden

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 08:59 AM (Ia/+0)

82 So will the Voter Fraud Industrial Complex be so brazen as to deny Pratt even a second-place finish and a spot in the run-off? It appears that this may be the plan.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 06, 2026 08:54 AM (fZiTB)


Crush the uppity peasants, comrade, it has worked so ofter in the past, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at June 06, 2026 08:59 AM (hOUT3)

83 Daily Mail the other day had a piece on the flesh-eating bacteria including photos of the leg of a lady who was infected here in Pensacola. Yikes! Her leg was gruesome-looking.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 09:00 AM (J4Dwc)

84 64 So this showed up in my local news.

Headline: A deadly bacteria is creeping up the Atlantic Coast. How worried should you be?

https://tinyurl.com/yu3rsbab
Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (qgHp7)


The article blames global warming. I blame mad scientists. Well, maybe not in this case, but we'd have fewer nasty diseases if it weren't for mad scientists.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:01 AM (FMtrg)

85 Emmie -- be strong and courageous!

My 2011 Honda CRV, my everyday ride, is very reliable. With 169,000 miles on it.

Let me think about this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)

86 I don't swim in any body of water that isn't chlorinated, and preferably only the one I'm responsible for chlorinating.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 06, 2026 09:02 AM (fZiTB)

87 Headline: A deadly bacteria is creeping up the Atlantic Coast. How worried should you be?

https://tinyurl.com/yu3rsbab

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Wouldn't you know it, they're blaming global warming...

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2026 09:04 AM (qBdHI)

88 "God has a plan, and it must be a doozy..."
Posted by: RandomDave

Better than me telling my Plan to God. He's laugh so hard there would be an injury if he was not God.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 09:05 AM (u82oZ)

89 If you want to fix the FBI, you're gonna need to burn the Hoover building with termite and magnesium until its a pool of igneous rock, and then build a gallows 2x the size of Hamsn's, and keep it running day and night til everyone is gone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2026 09:05 AM (epiNW)

90 NaCly, you are very kind and sweet! We do not expect anyone to sacrifice on our behalf, but we will accept God's blessings with gratitude. No obligation, of course.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:05 AM (FMtrg)

91 The opening of Saving Private Ryan is epic. The rest of the movie is Spielberg killing off members of CPT Miller's platoon, one by one, for dramatic effect.

IMO

Der Langste Tag fur mich.

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt)

92 64 So this showed up in my local news.
Headline: A deadly bacteria is creeping up the Atlantic Coast. How worried should you be?

https://tinyurl.com/yu3rsbab
Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 08:48 AM (qgHp7)

*shudders

Also, didn't take them long to blame climate change for it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 09:06 AM (h7ZuX)

93 While when she passes, or if she has already passed, it will indeed be our loss, she is one who I believe belongs to our Lord.
And at her passing will be in His loving arms.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 06, 2026 08:30 AM (N6m+x)
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b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 09:06 AM (RIvkX)

94 In Chicago for one more day after a database conference, then flying home to Portland. Maybe I'll walk around a bit. I kind of just want to sit down somewhere quiet and do some personal programming.

Posted by: frammish at June 06, 2026 09:06 AM (9aT4D)

95 So will the Voter Fraud Industrial Complex be so brazen as to deny Pratt even a second-place finish and a spot in the run-off? It appears that this may be the plan.

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Nobody is stopping them from what's obviously happening, so of course they'll do it. Brazen cheating means nothing to them. Why should it when they get away with it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2026 09:07 AM (qBdHI)

96 Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.  As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, forever.  Amen.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell.  Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy.  Amen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:08 AM (ZOv7s)

97 Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer

Saving Private Ryan, but only watch the first 24 minutes. The rest is dreck.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)


Agreed.

There really needs to be a movie made portraying Brig. General Norman Cota, Asst. Div. Commander, 29th Inf. Div. He's most likely the man that prevented Omaha Beach being a disaster. He rallied the troops, made a reconnaissance run up the bluff with a couple of staff officers and enlisted men, found the way out for the beachhead and came back with over 50 German prisoners.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:09 AM (ksbjf)

98 Every spring/summer that I can recall there's been reports of some sort of pathogen or bug that will kill you.

This year it's genetically modified ticks and flesh eating bacteria. Last year it was murder hornets and brain eating amoebas. Or something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 09:12 AM (jehhT)

99 {{{Emmie -- be strong and courageous!}}}

I do have to think very hard. It has been garaged since bought new. Too bad my wife's car does not have the height needed.

I rate the Honda as a tad more reliable than the Ford Fusion Sport, which has much less milage on it; 49,000.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

100 Nobody is stopping them from what's obviously happening, so of course they'll do it. Brazen cheating means nothing to them. Why should it when they get away with it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2026 09:07 AM (qBdHI)
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There is no mechanism to do this. Yes, lawless judges are abusing their authority in many ways, and then they get slapped down.

But in this case, it is better to let the thing run its full course, taking notes, observing the process, collecting evidence and only then - after documenting the fact that there is no way to prove anything is authentic - move to have it annulled.

This is how evil usually works. People find a way to cheat, to steal from others in a small way, they succeed and then scale things up until their theft becomes impossible to ignore.

Their pride conceals the danger from them, and makes them even more bold and brazen. Another important element is that the issue is now "ripe." Even the most sincere believer that 2020 was flawless now has doubts about California's antics.

The 0 Pratt votes in a batch of 24,000 gave the game away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:13 AM (ZOv7s)

101 There really needs to be a movie made portraying Brig. General Norman Cota, Asst. Div. Commander, 29th Inf. Div. He's most likely the man that prevented Omaha Beach being a disaster. He rallied the troops, made a reconnaissance run up the bluff with a couple of staff officers and enlisted men, found the way out for the beachhead and came back with over 50 German prisoners.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:09 AM (ksbjf)
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The Longest Day?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:14 AM (ZOv7s)

102 This year it's genetically modified ticks and flesh eating bacteria. Last year it was murder hornets and brain eating amoebas. Or something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 09:12 AM (jehhT)

Meanwhile Leftism has snuck past our defenses with little to no incitements to panic and done more to infect and rot away the tissues of our body politic than any bacteria.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 06, 2026 09:14 AM (fZiTB)

103 We have a friend who offered to sell us a 2003 Chevy Trailblazer with a replaced engine for $2800. Does anyone know if Trailblazers tend to have a long service life? (I am used to putting 400,000 miles on Toyotas.)

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:15 AM (FMtrg)

104 The 0 Pratt votes in a batch of 24,000 gave the game away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:13 AM (ZOv7s)[i/]

The statistics of "random" events is problematic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at June 06, 2026 09:16 AM (hOUT3)

105 The 0 Pratt votes in a batch of 24,000 gave the game away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:13 AM (ZOv7s)

LiB's point may be: but gave the game away to whom? To what body of accountability? To what end?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 06, 2026 09:16 AM (fZiTB)

106 NaCly, I do not think your Honda has the tow capacity we need. But that doesn't diminish my appreciation for you!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:18 AM (FMtrg)

107 59 CBS published a critical description of a long list of Trump administration clean-up actions at the FBI. ....

https://tinyurl.com/4hr77dck
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 08:43 AM (pSHyr)

...You have to read between the lines to work out what really happened; these analysts were caught collaborating with the SPLC to smear anyone with conservative religious beliefs. Now that the SPLC has been indicted as a criminal organization, their continued employment can no longer be tolerated.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 08:57 AM (3mtTi)


Yes, the now-infamous "Catholics that prefer the Latin Mass are the real domestic terrorists" assessment. That assessment was so ridiculous that it called-out, by name, a little religious order of Trad. Cath. sisters (all 8 or 9 of them), the Slaves of Mary, as a bunch of potential terrorists.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:18 AM (ksbjf)

108 The way California counts votes (actually the way they conduct elections writ large) is a total joke and embarrassment. They are a full-on banana republic and they have no shame. I saw Ed Kilgore had an apologia for CA in NY Magazine…. In true Orwellian fashion he argued that the slowness of the count demonstrates how accurate it is! Like I said, no shame…. Hilton and Pratt never had any chance whatsoever. Even if one or both make it to the general they’ll get wiped out there…. Cali is gone

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 09:18 AM (yz/88)

109 Anyone with a rudimentary understanding of statistics knows what goes on with vote-counting in California.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 09:18 AM (RIvkX)

110 Skip Saving Private Ryan: it's nihilistic -- the hero is the coward, suckers!!!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 08:55 AM (ksbjf)
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I walked out of that film choking with rage. All the hype, all the praise, the saccharine sweet ending, I wanted to puke.

In addition to its incidental crimes against the truth (the War Dept. didn't mass produce condolence letters, commanders wrote them by hand) the entire story was a lie. Private Ryan was reached by a Catholic Chaplain who volunteered to go alone and find him. Why was that part ripped out of the story?

Oh, and I hate the washed-out color palette that every WW II move adopted after it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:18 AM (ZOv7s)

111 The 0 Pratt votes in a batch of 24,000 gave the game away.

Doesn't matter. Once a state puts up a vote total - nobody has the will or power to invalidate it.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:19 AM (EFkNq)

112 {{{Lady in Black}}}

California is a one-party state, enforced by cheating. This is not allowed under the Constitution.

I would support raids by the FBI on the LA and CA vote counting locations. Arrest the counters, their supervisors, and the head of elections in LA and the CA Secretary of State, who oversees elections. DHS and a Marine infantry battalion of two can be in support.

Based on finding of obvious fraud, arrest the LA mayor and the CA governor.

This is going all Cromwell on the Communist / nihilist government that is trying to overthrow the basis for the US of A.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

113 Emmie -- be strong and courageous!

It does have a little used trailer hitch. But I have not towed anything in a decade.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 09:21 AM (u82oZ)

114 The game in LA seems to be to conjure enough votes to put Pratt in 3rd and freeze him out.

Pratt had a 10pct lead over Raman on election night, it’s down to 3pct with over 1/2 a million votes left to count.

The Fix as they say is in.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 09:21 AM (DC7Uw)

115 We have a friend who offered to sell us a 2003 Chevy Trailblazer with a replaced engine for $2800. Does anyone know if Trailblazers tend to have a long service life? (I am used to putting 400,000 miles on Toyotas.)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:15 AM (FMtrg)


Mrs. Cop had a Trailblazer of about that model year. She liked it. It was pretty comfortable and drove well. However, we think we had a lemon because we had to repair the transmission twice.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:22 AM (ksbjf)

116 LiB's point may be: but gave the game away to whom? To what body of accountability? To what end?
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 06, 2026 09:16 AM (fZiTB)
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The DoJ was waiting for this, I promise you. I've been having some fun imagining Thune is really an evil genius who screwed over Cassidy and Cornyn and did so without leaving fingerprints, but the confluence of events is remarkable. The SAVE Act has been a national topic for six months, with constant floor action that always leaves a cliff-hanger. As a result, GOP turnout went from comatose to epic, and dozens of RINOs have been shown the door during primary season.

With all that going on California decides to go full retard and just dump transparently fake ballots and brag that taking more than a month to find a winner is totes cool, dudes, right when a SCOTUS case on the vary topic is pending. I think the Election Day ruling might have gone 6-3, but now it will be 8-1 because this is an embarrassment. India can count votes faster than California.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:23 AM (ZOv7s)

117 I would support raids by the FBI on the LA and CA vote counting locations. Arrest the counters, their supervisors, and the head of elections in LA and the CA Secretary of State, who oversees elections. DHS and a Marine infantry battalion of two can be in support.
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I VOTED FOR THIS

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 09:24 AM (RIvkX)

118 This is going all Cromwell on the Communist / nihilist government that is trying to overthrow the basis for the US of A.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

That would be delicious. But it won’t happen. Even Trump won’t do that (or even consider it honestly) and he’s the ballsiest public figure of my lifetime. We have no Pinochet’s or Franco’s in America and actually I think that’s a positive. Once blood starts to spill it’s hard to turn off that spigot. See our American civil war for a prime example

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 09:24 AM (yz/88)

119 Thanks for the Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, Mis Hum and Annie!

May God's goodness and mercy shower down upon all of His children this day.

And may God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 06, 2026 09:24 AM (D/6p1)

120 I have said here many times that all large cities have 5% fake voter regs in the bag to change elections.
NY State has almost 13%.
So I am waiting to see what the Harris County cheat in the fall for the Senate race will be.
In my 8 years here I have seen the following:
No vote paper.
1 vote paper per voter when 2 sheets needed.
No power. Someone at the school told them they cannot use wall outlets.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 09:24 AM (/+uur)

121 Doesn't matter. Once a state puts up a vote total - nobody has the will or power to invalidate it.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:19 AM (EFkNq)
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Last year SCOTUS ruled that losing candidates have standing to bring suit challenging election results. Trump's suits failed in 2020 because all the judges dismissed it for lack of standing.

The rules have changed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:24 AM (ZOv7s)

122 Thumb Tillis is really a piece of work. What a scumbag.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 09:25 AM (deJ25)

123 Tom Hanks infects his war dramas with sappy woke nonsense. I recently watched Greyhound. Technically superb, but his screenplay added so much crap that wasn't in the book, all of it eye-rolling sentimental stupidity. Almost ruined the movie for me.

Posted by: goatexchange at June 06, 2026 09:25 AM (hyS0X)

124 Mornin' Horde. Prayers for all.

I've officially reached burnout. On everything in my life. I can see where God has been good but feel like it is immediately drowned in a sea of bad. I have solutions in my grasp only for the decisions of others to yank them away. I do not know how long I can continue like this.

Pray for me, Horde. For us all.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 06, 2026 09:25 AM (LtIPD)

125 I think the Election Day ruling might have gone 6-3, but now it will be 8-1 because this is an embarrassment. India can count votes faster than California.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:23 AM (ZOv7s)

NASDAQ processes 1.8 BILLION trades per day with 99.seven more 9s% accuracy.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)

126 I think the Election Day ruling might have gone 6-3, but now it will be 8-1 because this is an embarrassment.

OK - now I gotta' call it. I'll have a toke of what you're having, but no more. Because that chronic is stout.

You are really spreading the copium that this will be the bridge too far for The Wide Latina AND Kagan ?

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:27 AM (EFkNq)

127 Thanks for the information, RBCop! There are apparently certain models that are remarkably more durable than others of the same make.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:28 AM (FMtrg)

128 99.seven more 9s% accuracy.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)


Took me a second, but yes!

Thing is NASDAQ has their OWN skin in the game!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at June 06, 2026 09:28 AM (hOUT3)

129 That would be delicious. But it won’t happen.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 09:24 AM (yz/8
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Serious question for the pessimists out there. Why?

Why always so negative? Yes, life can be disappointing, you can't get everything you want, but maybe - just maybe - things happen for a reason. God permits evil in order to call the faithful to repent, to bring us closer to Him.

Has that not happened? Are we not seeing a surge in Bible sales? Is faith not returning to the public square? Our enemies are reeling, lashing out, wailing in despair, so why assume that their victory is assured?

I'm fine with being too optimistic. I used to be pessimistic, but I couldn't stand to live there. Even death itself has been conquered, so what do we have to fear?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:29 AM (ZOv7s)

130 I’m surprised at the negative comments about Saving Private Ryan here. It’s not a perfect film but I didn’t see any fatal flaws in it… men who were there said the beach landing scene at the beginning is as realistic a depiction of what happened as possible…. And it’s patriotic generally showing the American soldiers in a positive light. Tom Hanks character dies to bring Ryan back; a positive sacrifice and Ryan shows tremendous gratitude… also positive. What’d I miss that’s so bad?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 09:30 AM (yz/88)

131 Good morning all
Sending healing hugs to those of you who are in need. I hope I can give some in person in a couple of weeks at the MoMe.
Had a good n ight's sleep for a change and woke up feeling normal. Wish I could figure out why some nights I toss and turn, get up multiple times and wake up more tired than when I got into bed.
Anyway, no excuse for being unproductive.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2026 09:30 AM (kJmSS)

132 There really needs to be a movie made portraying Brig. General Norman Cota, Asst. Div. Commander, 29th Inf. Div. He's most likely the man that prevented Omaha Beach being a disaster. He rallied the troops, made a reconnaissance run up the bluff with a couple of staff officers and enlisted men, found the way out for the beachhead and came back with over 50 German prisoners.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:09 AM (ksbjf)
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The Longest Day?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:14 AM (ZOv7s)


It's been quite a while since I've read Cornelius Ryan's book or seen the movie. So, I can't remember if Brig. Gen. Cota is mentioned.

The book by Joseph Balkoski, Omaha Beach: D-Day has the details. The 29th Inf. Div. was a Virgina National Guard division. They trained very hard to be "just as good" as the Regulars in the 1st Inf. Div.

The officers in the 29th tended to know each other. There's a little incident in Balkoski's book where Gen. Cota comes across a junior officer and says something like, "Oh, you're so-and-so's boy. How's your dad?"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ksbjf)

133 The constitution promises states that they will be guaranteed a constitutional republican form of government. California doesn't have that. Should they be sued until they do? Should California be reduced to a territory until they do?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:31 AM (l26NL)

134 You are really spreading the copium that this will be the bridge too far for The Wide Latina AND Kagan ?
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:27 AM (EFkNq)
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I mean, I'm not saying 9-0, that would nuts. But we have had 8-1 on a bunch of stuff lately, it's not like Ace hasn't posted about how KJ is an embarrassment to her colleagues.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:32 AM (ZOv7s)

135 Serious question for the pessimists out there. Why?

Its not a serious question. Because you spent three paragraphs right after telling us all why "pessimism" is not an option.

But I'll give you the scoop anyway. Its realism. If everything is rolling downhill like a snowball headed for Hell ? I got no time for grinning idiots that want to make slushees.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:32 AM (EFkNq)

136 Big Bob Mitchum played Gen. Cota.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:33 AM (l26NL)

137 Pray for me, Horde. For us all.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 06, 2026 09:25 AM (LtIPD)


Hang in there Brother Tim, and as you know, there's no one here that couldn't use a prayer, or two!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS NoVA MoMe in Virginia! ~ at June 06, 2026 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

138 So this showed up in my local news.

Headline: A deadly bacteria is creeping up the Atlantic Coast. How worried should you be?

https://tinyurl.com/yu3rsbab
Posted by: muldoon
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Climate change!
Abandon all hope.
And if we somehow survive Climate Change.
We're still gonna die from Racism.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 06, 2026 09:34 AM (Lo97M)

139 The officers in the 29th tended to know each other. There's a little incident in Balkoski's book where Gen. Cota comes across a junior officer and says something like, "Oh, you're so-and-so's boy. How's your dad?"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ksbjf)
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IIRC, when France fell, FDR declared a national emergency and order the National Guard to active duty. So they got a long period to get back into shape.

Also, Marshall's "plucking board" and the Louisiana Maneuvers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:34 AM (ZOv7s)

140 But I'll give you the scoop anyway. Its realism. If everything is rolling downhill like a snowball headed for Hell ? I got no time for grinning idiots that want to make slushees.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:32 AM (EFkNq)
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So faith is for grinning idiots? Good to know.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:35 AM (ZOv7s)

141 I'm fine with being too optimistic. I used to be pessimistic, but I couldn't stand to live there. Even death itself has been conquered, so what do we have to fear?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:29 AM (ZOv7s)

I’m a very optimistic person in general. But in the case of California I also have to be realistic. I lived there for more than 30 years and watched it go downhill with my own eyes. I was there for the 2020 election and the Gavin Newsom recall; in the latter case, Newsom was unpopular everywhere and still beat the recall 2-to-1… it wasn’t even close. The corruption in that state is way too pervasive to overcome in one election cycle. It may sound pessimistic but I’m telling you that state is not electing a republican this year even if the residents want one. The dem machine is in firm control

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 09:36 AM (yz/88)

142 Big Bob Mitchum played Gen. Cota.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:33 AM (l26NL)


Thanks. All the different vignettes in The Longest Day get a bit lost in my memory. Brig. Gen. Cota needs his own movie.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:36 AM (ksbjf)

143 I shall pray for you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:36 AM (ZOv7s)

144 So faith is for grinning idiots? Good to know.

Faith is exactly what it is - a belief despite evidence at hand. You've got it. You are certainly not alone here.

Now understand - not everyone operates that way. Not by a long shot.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:37 AM (EFkNq)

145 I wasn’t sure if I was mixing up the stories of BG Coda, and BG Theodore Roosevelt Jr.
Ted Roosevelt Jr pulled strings to be allowed to
Go ashore early at Utah Beach with his troops. Because the boats drifted off target area, he improvised the plan and rallied the troops.

Posted by: Fenderbender at June 06, 2026 09:37 AM (1FEc1)

146 Thanks. All the different vignettes in The Longest Day get a bit lost in my memory. Brig. Gen. Cota needs his own movie.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

I remember Cota (Mitchum) rallying the troops on the beach but not reconnoitering or capturing Germans. They blew a great opportunity.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:38 AM (l26NL)

147 Pessimism has value in that it can generate anger, resolve and reformative action. When it masks, or becomes, lazy despair is the problem.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 06, 2026 09:38 AM (fZiTB)

148 If everything is rolling downhill like a snowball headed for Hell ? I got no time for grinning idiots that want to make slushees.
Posted by: Howdy

That is a good two lines. Stealing it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 09:38 AM (u82oZ)

149 But I'll give you the scoop anyway. Its realism. If everything is rolling downhill like a snowball headed for Hell ? I got no time for grinning idiots that want to make slushees.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:32 AM (EFkNq)
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So faith is for grinning idiots? Good to know.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:35 AM (ZOv7s)


I'm pretty certain that this is the "Man of Many Nics." He's a cynical contrarian.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:38 AM (ksbjf)

150 Have a great day, everyone.

May you all be blessed with bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2026 09:39 AM (u82oZ)

151 That SCOTUS ruling giving standing to candidates to challenge voting results applies only in elections for federal office. It carries no weight in state or local elections.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 09:39 AM (J4Dwc)

152 Got truck box off side rails and in the bed. Not sure how I did it other times but its done.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 09:40 AM (Ia/+0)

153 Thanks. All the different vignettes in The Longest Day get a bit lost in my memory. Brig. Gen. Cota needs his own movie.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

I remember Cota (Mitchum) rallying the troops on the beach but not reconnoitering or capturing Germans. They blew a great opportunity.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:38 AM (l26NL)


Gen. Cota made the Germans show him the path through the sea-wall. Since they were all coming from the "German side" he made the Germans go first.

I wonder what the enlisted men thought when a General showed up with over 50 prisoners?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:42 AM (ksbjf)

154 Emmie, Ram and Ford make those small "transit" vans that are basically an enclosed light deliver truck.
There are a lot of them for sale on auctions but the trick is to find one that will last and isn't beat like a company truck on salted roads.
They are quite handy.

Here is one of a few in an online auction out of Vernona KY, but the Proxibid site is all of the US. I don't know what sort of towing package you could get on it, and I suspect it is only rated 2000 lbs in the back bay, which is typical of a standard automobile rating, like a Ford Taurus or the like.

Here is a link to an example at Proxibid

https://tinyurl.com/2ta5a3wu

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 09:42 AM (rbvCR)

155
Most people don't know just how bad shape the U.S. Army was in 1939. It had been systematically starved during the Depression. Its numbers put it on par with Portugal and Romania. Obsolete equipment, obsolete doctrines, obsolete officers. Negligible R&D investment. No industrial capacity to re-equip it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 09:43 AM (O0L8i)

156 Given that the second sentence is about "global warming" everything else is highly suspect as to accuracy.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 06, 2026 09:43 AM (lFFaq)

157 That SCOTUS ruling giving standing to candidates to challenge voting results applies only in elections for federal office. It carries no weight in state or local elections.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 09:39 AM (J4Dwc)
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Whew, good thing there are any Congressional races there this year!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:43 AM (ZOv7s)

158 I see the new PM in Hungary has agreed to sign the EU Unlimited Muslim Immigration agreement. That didn’t take long.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 09:43 AM (QZThv)

159 Watching episode 2 of Band of Brothers (D-Day drop). It always amazes me many Brits I've since come to know played Yanks. Some even had decent accents.

I thought Damien Lewis was an American the first time I watched. Then I later saw him in a British film using what I guess is his natural accent and I thought, "That's the worst British accent I've ever heard".

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:43 AM (l26NL)

160 Faith is exactly what it is - a belief despite evidence at hand. You've got it. You are certainly not alone here.

Now understand - not everyone operates that way. Not by a long shot.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:37 AM (EFkNq)

A little quibble: Faith is not belief despite evidence. See Hebrews quote below. It is evidence of things not seen… there are all kinds of rational reasons for faith; if (big IF) your faith is in something solid like almighty God. Faith in the tooth fairy is foolish. Faith in our God is the only rational way to live.

Hebrews 11:1-3
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
For by it the elders obtained a good report.
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 09:44 AM (yz/88)

161 What is giving the game away in LA is the surge in Raman votes. Why should the 3rd place candidate be getting a larger percentage take of Democrat votes all,of a sudden than the first place Dem?
The news cycle this week has been insane. I don't know how DJT stays on top of all these world changing events. Has there ever been a Lresident that can sit day after day and take questions from a hostile media on wide ranging topics without blinking an eye?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2026 09:44 AM (kJmSS)

162 I thought Damien Lewis was an American the first time I watched. Then I later saw him in a British film using what I guess is his natural accent and I thought, "That's the worst British accent I've ever heard".
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

He plays Montgomery in "Pressure".

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2026 09:45 AM (lJ0H4)

163 I see the new PM in Hungary has agreed to sign the EU Unlimited Muslim Immigration agreement.

The day the EU formed should have been the day we walked away from NATO.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:45 AM (EFkNq)

164 The very first president of the Continental Congress was elected unanimously — Peyton Randolph of Virginia — in 1774. Thomas Lynch, who nominated him, described him as "having great Dignity," according to a entry in John Adam's diary. Randolph also had some serious connections: He was a good friend of George Washington and the first cousin once removed of Thomas Jefferson.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 09:46 AM (/+uur)

165 > That SCOTUS ruling giving standing to candidates to challenge voting results applies only in elections for federal office. It carries no weight in state or local elections.
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My comment upthread about allowing states to continue ballot harvesting and fraud practices (presuming the feds can't properly investigate, or won't get involved in "local" state elections) just means those states will perpetrate fraud in national elections.

It makes no sense to have a "hands off" policy for one set of elections and scrutinize the other one.

California is the posterchild for local, state and national election fraud. Other states follow their methodology.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 09:47 AM (jehhT)

166 @23 -- Maybe they can reverse the cancers caused by the rRNA shots.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 06, 2026 09:47 AM (XMwZJ)

167 So faith is for grinning idiots? Good to know.

Faith is exactly what it is - a belief despite evidence at hand. You've got it. You are certainly not alone here.

Now understand - not everyone operates that way. Not by a long shot.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:37 AM (EFkNq)


*sigh*

Your definition of Faith is incorrect. Faith is a belief in things that cannot be observed. Faith is not irrational.

Because you do not understand Faith, you wallow in cynicism and despair. The sooner the embrace the love that Christ Jesus that offers you, the sooner you will find comfort -- even in suffering.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:47 AM (ksbjf)

168 The day the EU formed should have been the day we walked away from NATO.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:45 AM (EFkNq)

The second best day is Today

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 06, 2026 09:47 AM (/+uur)

169 re: the article on "flesh eating" Vibrio.

1. There is nothing new about Vibrio. Don't eat raw oysters in months without an "R" (May, June, July, August) i.e. warm weather months. Don't swim in warm brackish ponds/streams if you have open skin sores.
2. This is a pseudo-news piece pushed to local news outlets for seasonal filler by a group called Grist or Grist.org which describes itself as a non-profit, independent news organization that focuses on climate change.
3. Note the hyped language such as "surge" "rapid", "dramatic increase" "unprecedented" etc.
4. The early detection system is a self-licking ice cream cone or a computer model that uses known parameters related to Vibrio growth to predict Vibrio risk on a county by county basis, and is not good at identifying "high-risk" counties, mostly because there are very few high risk counties.
5. They are talking about a couple hundred deaths a year. So the kind of surge they are describing is more of a blip and more consistent with periodic fluctuations rather than an ongoing trend
As Ordinary American points out above, more panic porn.

Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 09:47 AM (qgHp7)

170 The dem machine is in firm control
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 09:36 AM (yz/8
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So was Tammany Hall. All empires fall, and so do all political machines.

If you think you will always lose, you will. If was have seen anything in the last decade it is the impossible keeps happening. It's staggering for me to see stuff I never dreamed of happening, pure fantasies and wishes made real.

America is re-industrializing! How is that possible?! The military is un-wokening! A single fitness standard for all branches mean the whole women in combat thing has been resolved! It just goes on and on. Even abortion has a path forward for an incrementalist approach.

So many wins, such great abundance, an embarrassment of victories, and yet like spoiled children we complain. I can't live like that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:48 AM (ZOv7s)

171 "Has there ever been a Lresident that can sit day after day and take questions from a hostile media on wide ranging topics without blinking an eye?"
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I didn't blink much.

Posted by: Creepy joe at June 06, 2026 09:49 AM (djegq)

172 muldoon, I don't see why anyone would eat raw oysters ever, except out of sheer desparation.... ewwww.....

Posted by: RandomDave at June 06, 2026 09:50 AM (aJQbY)

173 Folks - sermons and recitations just are not persuasive to the non-religious. Look ... if you want to tell each other that a Deus Ex Machina is right around the corner ? Have at it.

Not all believe it. Most don't - for a variety of reasons. But by all means, make all the slushees you wish. Keep mine for yourself.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:50 AM (EFkNq)

174 blip ≠ surge

Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 09:50 AM (qgHp7)

175 There is a good British movie Damien is in bout a British unit in UN contol in Serbia, can't think of name, but its a British APC name

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 09:51 AM (Ia/+0)

176 Brother Tim, I've been praying for you. I've also been wracking my brain wondering if there's a way I can help. I am truly surprised that no one at your work or your church has a spare room for you to shelter in while you work on improving your circumstances.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:51 AM (FMtrg)

177 My wife and I took our vehicles to get fueled this morning at the cheapest place we could find. That out of the way, we went to a local diner for breakfast. Good call. Vehicles full. We're full. Life is good.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 09:52 AM (O7YUW)

178 It’s probably better for all of us in the long run if California goes ahead and cheats Pratt out of the runoff now, when it will be obvious. Because of course he has no chance in the general election, but the fraud will be easier to hide.

It’s not black pilled to say California is lost, because it is. Most every major corporation and high income industrialist are fleeing the state because of it. They’re not fleeing because they’re scared or stupid, but because they’ve made a cold hard analysis of the situation and Sen no hope for change outside of massive destruction.

And I also see this as a very good thing - Central Texas will become what Silicon Valley was, lwhile also becoming the base of operations for most major corporations, who are moving because of the legal climate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 09:53 AM (3mtTi)

179 Watching episode 2 of Band of Brothers (D-Day drop). It always amazes me many Brits I've since come to know played Yanks. Some even had decent accents.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:43 AM (l26NL)
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The British have a solid system of producing quality acting talent. We do not. It was always something of ad-hoc arrangement, when people coming over from stage shows, or being "discovered" at a gas station, etc.

But it's now full nepotism/patronage, same as writing. Writers are hired out of a collegiate pipeline, not after going out in the world and writing what they know.

Which is why two films with tiny budgets and no-name casts (and one of whom's director can't even legally buy beer) are dominating the box office while the latest Star Wars slop tanks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:53 AM (ZOv7s)

180 Howdy,

This. Is. Prayer. Thread.

Why are you complaining about our faith here IN THE PRAYER THREAD?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:53 AM (FMtrg)

181 124 Mornin' Horde. Prayers for all.

I've officially reached burnout. On everything in my life. I can see where God has been good but feel like it is immediately drowned in a sea of bad. I have solutions in my grasp only for the decisions of others to yank them away. I do not know how long I can continue like this.

Pray for me, Horde. For us all.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 06, 2026 09:25 AM (LtIPD)


Don't like the sound of this.... Do you have Friends/Family you can talk to? Will pray for you...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2026 09:54 AM (5XwF9)

182 Howdy, if you don’t know God, you’ve got more to worry about than whatever bad stuff turns up in the news cycle.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

183 I'm at Waffle House this morning. Grits bowl with eggs, cheese, bacon and sausage.
And coffee.
Lots of coffee.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 06, 2026 09:55 AM (djegq)

184 So was Tammany Hall. All empires fall, and so do all political machines.
...
So many wins, such great abundance, an embarrassment of victories, and yet like spoiled children we complain. I can't live like that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 09:48 AM (ZOv7s)


Just like you, I don't understand the "All is lost!" crowd.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:56 AM (ksbjf)

185 There's nothing funny about necrotizing faciitis. well, except for


Two, three days. Fall off by self.

-Dr. Lee

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2026 09:56 AM (w/O5Q)

186 >>Whew, good thing there are any Congressional races there this year!

The person you responded to with the SCOTUS ruling was speaking to probable fraud against Pratt in the LA Mayor race. I accurately pointed out that the SCOTUS ruling only applies to elections for federal office.

But you keep being you.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 09:56 AM (J4Dwc)

187 Seems Collective Soul is still touring
Posted by: Skip
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Yep! I saw them here in SC about a month ago. It was a great show.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 06, 2026 09:57 AM (0SdQT)

188 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 09:53 AM (3mtTi)

I agree Tom. But it’s very sad. California is the most physically beautiful of all the states and the climate is amazing … for most of the years I lived there it was a near paradise. The Dems have ruined it… makes me sad and angry. If I could pick one place to live it’d be SoCal (before the Dem destruction overwhelmed it)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 09:57 AM (+gA9j)

189 I started to watch the new Hanks WW2 documentary on History, but saw it was produced by Jon Meacham. I quit. If I don't trust Meacham on what he says about current events (he's fully politicized), why should I trust him on a subject from 80 years ago. He's a noted historian!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 06, 2026 09:58 AM (l26NL)

190 Quarter Twenty you didn't have a stroke did you?

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 09:58 AM (Ia/+0)

191 I don't know if my reference (180) to an old meme was too vague:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=gZo2qR8x_n8&pp=ygUPVGhpcyB
pcyBsaWJyYXJ5&ra=m
remove spaces

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:59 AM (FMtrg)

192 I wonder what the enlisted men thought when a General showed up with over 50 prisoners?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:42 AM (ksbjf)


R.H.I.P?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 09:59 AM (rbvCR)

193 No. Just hungry.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 06, 2026 09:59 AM (djegq)

194 Wow, there's a lot of Howdy Doody in this thread.

Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 09:59 AM (qgHp7)

195 Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 06, 2026 09:59 AM (hcPzc)

196 Being way over in Bucks County say billboard Roger Daltrey is at Parx cassino soon

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 09:59 AM (Ia/+0)

197 Prayers for all the Horde in need, and for the Nowak family.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 10:00 AM (hLhMb)

198 I believe that within 10 years, Texas and Florida will be the base of operations for at least half of the corporate wealth of the entire country. California, at least the cities, will decay into a miserable and insignificant existence of constant crime and decay.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 10:00 AM (3mtTi)

199 >I thought Damien Lewis was an American the first time I watched.
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He played Steve McQueen in Tarantino's 'Hollywood' movie

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:01 AM (ZxPkt)

200 As Ordinary American points out above, more panic porn.
Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 09:47 AM (qgHp7)
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*squirts sanitizer*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)

201 198 I believe that within 10 years, Texas and Florida will be the base of operations for at least half of the corporate wealth of the entire country.
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Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Delaware at June 06, 2026 10:01 AM (djegq)

202 Folks - sermons and recitations just are not persuasive to the non-religious. Look ... if you want to tell each other that a Deus Ex Machina is right around the corner ? Have at it.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 09:50 AM (EFkNq)
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My faith is founded on logic and reason. They are what led me to conclude that God is real and active. I did not want to be a Catholic. I was raised to hate the Church, ripped on it all the time, teased Catholics in school, mocked the saints.

And yet...here I am, utterly against my will. There is a certain irony that my fascination with ancient warfare caused my to buy Polybius, Tacitus, etc. and the more I studied them, the more I came to understand that you either have to accept what is written or not.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:02 AM (ZOv7s)

203 PRESIDENT TRUMP CLAIMED WITHOUT EVIDENCE!!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 10:02 AM (Kt19C)

204 This. Is. Prayer. Thread.

Why are you complaining about our faith here IN THE PRAYER THREAD?

*******************

1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 10:02 AM (J4Dwc)

205 Most people don't know just how bad shape the U.S. Army was in 1939. It had been systematically starved during the Depression. Its numbers put it on par with Portugal and Romania. Obsolete equipment, obsolete doctrines, obsolete officers. Negligible R&D investment. No industrial capacity to re-equip it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 09:43 AM (O0L8i)


However, the post-WWI draw down had been managed by the officers who dealt with the CF that had been the mobilization for WWI and they tried to set up a skeleton that could be fleshed out for another mobilization. FDR finally got his thumb out of his ass and let industry be industry instead of forcing it to be a piggy bank for his buddies pretending it was a social welfare sector of the economy as well, and that helped an awful lot.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 10:02 AM (rbvCR)

206 This. Is. Prayer. Thread.

1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:03 AM (EFkNq)

207 The person you responded to with the SCOTUS ruling was speaking to probable fraud against Pratt in the LA Mayor race. I accurately pointed out that the SCOTUS ruling only applies to elections for federal office.

But you keep being you.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 09:56 AM (J4Dwc)
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As others have already noted, the Constitution and Voting Rights Act cover state elections, and if you think that somehow a federal suit finding a congressional race was fraudulent doesn't have serious implications for state and local elections, I don't know what to say.

I shall pray for you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:05 AM (ZOv7s)

208 It’s not black pilled to say California is lost, because it is. Most every major corporation and high income industrialist are fleeing the state because of it.
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Standing right here boss.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

209 I agree Tom. But it’s very sad. California is the most physically beautiful of all the states and the climate is amazing … for most of the years I lived there it was a near paradise. The Dems have ruined it… makes me sad and angry. If I could pick one place to live it’d be SoCal (before the Dem destruction overwhelmed it)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 09:57 AM (+gA9j)

I grew up in Phoenix, but we vacationed in California every summer. I remember camping in Yosemite when you could still drive in and get a spot with no reservations, my dad renting a condo on the beach in San Diego for $100 a week one summer. No crime, it truly was a paradise.

Well as the words to a song go…

They call it paradise, I don’t know why
Call some place paradise, kiss it goodbye

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 10:05 AM (3mtTi)

210 FDR finally got his thumb out of his ass and let industry be industry instead of forcing it to be a piggy bank for his buddies pretending it was a social welfare sector of the economy as well, and that helped an awful lot.

I read everything I can from Morganthau. Perhaps unintentionally - he shows FDR to have been one stupid SOB

Per Morganthau - it was a constant battle to stop FDR from nationalizing key industries. As well as having the FED step in and take over all payroll.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:06 AM (EFkNq)

211 Good morning hordelings! Prayers up for all. I've done my short morning walk, had my breakfast, and may now enjoy a nap. Nope! Not today nap monster!

Got results from my blood work. A1C is excellent! BP is... Not.

My short morning walk is going to get longer.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 06, 2026 10:07 AM (OsdBI)

212 Emmie - I'm not vouching for this particular vehicle, but this website can be helpful in finding used vehicles in your radius / price range / etc:

https://tinyurl.com/bdh67ean

CarGurus is another similar site that you can use.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 06, 2026 10:07 AM (kOluj)

213 Howdy,

This. Is. Prayer. Thread.

Why are you complaining about our faith here IN THE PRAYER THREAD?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:53 AM (FMtrg)


I'm pretty sure it's our least favorite stalker. He's made a number of comments under this current "nic" that I've learned that he really needs Jesus in the worst way. But he's decided that he wants to be separated from God.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 10:07 AM (ksbjf)

214 Standing right here boss.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

But you’re remarkably stubborn!

Not to mention that roller coaster is still a lot of fun, even after you go over the big hill at the start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 10:08 AM (3mtTi)

215 Emmy,
We had the same problem when a very low mileage older vehicle got hit. Minor damage. They totalled it, and offered about 1/3 what it's worth.
Turned it into my insurance company. Got it fixed, and they sued the other company.
Dunno if this helps, but it may.

Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 10:09 AM (q6tQZ)

216 So on the old blog I help out at, every day I have been posting a random bird photo (stolen from bird id sites) and some of them are quite cool-looking, like today's bird.

Link in nic if you want to ogle a birdie 😀

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 10:09 AM (LmPA0)

217 If you think the SCOTUS ruling is in any way an impedance to the Dems cheating Pratt out of a shot at becoming LA mayor, you're delusional.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 10:10 AM (J4Dwc)

218 Speaking of willow's apprentice, does anyone keep up with willow?

I know she quit commenting due to eyesight issues. But I worry a bit about the absent.

Posted by: current events at June 06, 2026 10:11 AM (Jxl54)

219 Standing right here boss.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)
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Pratt and Hilton took off precisely because they had a message that things don't have to be that way. The ads showing things as they were, coupled with Trump's transformation of DC have created a radical hope in California that hasn't been there in a long time.

Gee, Trump did the same thing on a national stage. Things that we were told just could not be fixed are now being addressed. All things end, and Gov. Brylcreem is uniquely stupid enough to get caught red-handed, as are all his minions.

Hope is simply being open to the idea that better things can happen, because they can.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ZOv7s)

220
And I also see this as a very good thing - Central Texas will become what Silicon Valley was, lwhile also becoming the base of operations for most major corporations, who are moving because of the legal climate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 09:53 AM (3mtTi)

____________

Money goes where money is treated well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 10:12 AM (O0L8i)

221 https://tinyurl.com/bdh67ean

CarGurus is another similar site that you can use.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 06, 2026 10:07 AM (kOluj)


Thank you, MKC! I like the item you linked! I haven't determined for sure which auto sales sites do the best job of including family-owned used car businesses. That's where we've had the best luck in our experience.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 10:13 AM (FMtrg)

222 A war movie I don't see mentioned much that I found impactful is Hacksaw Ridge. The difficulties of the terrain, the chaos, what had to be overcome to do their job was so overwhelming. It really hit home,how war is Hell. Those of you who served, I can't tell you how much I appreciate how much you sacrificed. Saying Thank you for your service just doesn't seem adequate.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2026 10:13 AM (kJmSS)

223 Grok, Does Bost v. IL Apply to State and Local Elections?
Yes, the reasoning in Bost extends beyond federal elections.

The core holding is about candidate standing under Article III of the U.S. Constitution.
Nothing in the opinion limits it to federal races. The logic applies to any election in which the candidate is running — including state legislative races, statewide offices (governor, attorney general, etc.), and local elections (mayor, county commission, school board, etc.).
Lower courts have already begun applying Bost to state and local election challenges.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2026 10:13 AM (73/SM)

224 Why are you complaining about our faith here IN THE PRAYER THREAD?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 09:53 AM (FMtrg)

Because his smarmy superiority complex requires it of him. He has nothing else, but the conviction that he is always right, and he told us so, a hundred thousand times, and don't we remember, and why don't we listen, and if we would all only think the way he does, the world would be perfect.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2026 10:14 AM (h7ZuX)

225 A war movie I don't see mentioned much that I found impactful is Hacksaw Ridge.

A Bridge Too Far is still my favorite.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:14 AM (EFkNq)

226 Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Delaware at June 06, 2026 10:01 AM (djegq)

Outside of corporate lawyers and a few execs, not many people realize that Delaware completely destroyed it’s once treasured status as a corporate haven when it allowed a State judge to attack Elon Musk’s board approved compensation package just because he wasn’t liked.

To every corporate lawyer in the country, that shouted that Delaware was no longer a safe or trustworthy corporate haven.

Hence the rush of corporate hq’s relocating. Chevron, Samsung, and Exxon have announced moves to Texas recently, and they’re just the big ones.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 10:15 AM (3mtTi)

227 Ernest Goes To Stalingrad is still my favorite war movie.

Posted by: anti-TMJer at June 06, 2026 10:16 AM (Jxl54)

228 a blooper from The Longest Day:


Pluskat's binoculars

'Made In Germany'

https://youtu.be/rPW1x4KgRW8?t=51

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:17 AM (ZxPkt)

229 Turned it into my insurance company. Got it fixed, and they sued the other company.
Dunno if this helps, but it may.
Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 10:09 AM (q6tQZ)


My husband says our insurance company won't help us, but I wonder if he just hasn't asked the right questions. (Our insurance coverage doesn't include delivery driving, which we learned after the wreck.)

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 10:17 AM (FMtrg)

230 Outside of corporate lawyers and a few execs, not many people realize that Delaware completely destroyed it’s once treasured status as a corporate haven when it allowed a State judge to attack Elon Musk’s board approved compensation package just because he wasn’t liked.

To every corporate lawyer in the country, that shouted that Delaware was no longer a safe or trustworthy corporate haven.

Hence the rush of corporate hq’s relocating. Chevron, Samsung, and Exxon have announced moves to Texas recently, and they’re just the big ones.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 10:15 AM (3mtTi)
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Yeah, I thought I heard something about that. Delaware is hugely reliant on all the corporations based there and that stupid judge just killed the goose laying golden eggs.

Typical. Leftists gotta leftist.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:17 AM (ZOv7s)

231 Folks - sermons and recitations just are not persuasive to the non-religious. Look ... if you want to tell each other that a Deus Ex Machina is right around the corner ? Have at it.

Posted by: Howdy
________

Will you admit that without religion, you live in a universe without meaning, and death ends all? If so, why do you even care about politics when you're facing imminent oblivion? It's religion or nihilism. You seem to want to carve out some make believe in-between which is common to atheists who have not thought things through.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 06, 2026 10:18 AM (XvL8K)

232 Thank you, MKC! I like the item you linked! I haven't determined for sure which auto sales sites do the best job of including family-owned used car businesses. That's where we've had the best luck in our experience.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 10:13 AM (FMtrg)

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You're most welcome! Both AutoTrader and CarGurus host listings from all types of dealerships. Private listings such as the one I posted are more the exception than the norm on these sites, in my experience.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 06, 2026 10:19 AM (kOluj)

233 Typical. Leftists gotta leftist.

They truly believe. They also have faith, one could say. Faith that if they just Communist hard enough, they'll reach Proletariat Paradise. Its not bullshit for the rubes anymore. Just listen to Mamdani. To the dumb bitch in Seattle.

The most dangerous liar is the one that believes his own lies.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:20 AM (EFkNq)

234 One war movie that I watched because it was well known… but really annoyed me (I’d never watch it again): Bridge over the River Kwai… I really couldn’t stand the Alec Guinness character and do not understand why that’s considered a great movie

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 10:20 AM (yz/88)

235 The shortened version of Emmie's URL to that video on YouTube in #191:
https://youtu.be/gZo2qR8x_n8

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 10:21 AM (O7YUW)

236 May GOD bless those mentioned and silent prayers as well, may He also bless America and President Trump.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 10:21 AM (LHPAg)

237 https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=gZo2qR8x_n8&pp=ygUPVGhpcyB
pcyBsaWJyYXJ5&ra=m

___________________________

Multi line link and spaces?

Have you ever thought of using a link shortener?

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 06, 2026 10:21 AM (YGJ8E)

238 Yeah, I thought I heard something about that. Delaware is hugely reliant on all the corporations based there and that stupid judge just killed the goose laying golden eggs.

Typical. Leftists gotta leftist.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:17 AM (ZOv7s)


There was some commentary in the fringe economics section of the web that Delaware SOS online and recording system is quite leaky and has people who aren't supposed to be getting information getting notified of big corporate moves before it is published. There appears to be no concern that this is an issue from the DE SOS IT side, and this is concerning for corporation who care.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 10:21 AM (rbvCR)

239
I have to take Her Majesty to the airport tomorrow morning, so I can't go to my usual 7:00 Mass. I will have to get to a later one, which is a pain.

If I go at 7:00, which is the earliest Mass, the rest of the day is cleared out. My parish has six (6) Sunday Masses, such is the local demand for the TLM. If I go to a later one I'm falling all over the people leaving. No fun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 10:22 AM (O0L8i)

240 A Bridge Too Far is still my favorite.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:14 AM (EFkNq)

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There's a Ted Kennedy biopic in the works. They're going to call it A Bridge Too Narrow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2026 10:23 AM (6/7Fs)

241 a blooper from The Longest Day:

Pluskat's binoculars

'Made In Germany'

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:17 AM (ZxPkt)
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Counterpoint: Germany produced a lot of precision optics for export, and when the British blockade kicked in, those would have been issued out to military units.

Same way export-marked weapons end up domestic service. See also American Mosins with the Imperial crest.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:23 AM (ZOv7s)

242 In case you thought the country wasn't declining fast enough.

“Maybe, Maybe Not”: AOC Keeps 2028 White House Speculation Alive

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 06, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)

243 Have you ever thought of using a link shortener?
Posted by: Will Robinson at June 06, 2026 10:21 AM (YGJ8E)


It's a pain in the neck on my phone. Sorry!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 10:24 AM (FMtrg)

244 It's religion or nihilism.

Horse shit. Thats the typical Evangelical False Choice. I care about what happens here and now because I'm here, now. I care about after I'm gone because others will still be here after I'm gone.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:25 AM (EFkNq)

245 https://youtu.be/gZo2qR8x_n8
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 10:21 AM (O7YUW)


Thanks, Grumpy!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 10:25 AM (FMtrg)

246 Further to Tom Servo's #226:

https://tinyurl.com/3prvv466

The Texas Lawbook

The Rise of ‘DEXIT’: Why Corporations are Swapping Delaware for Texas

May 14, 2026 Byron F. Egan

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 10:25 AM (O7YUW)

247 oh FFS

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:27 AM (ZxPkt)

248 Howdy is a fag. If you impaled him, he'd orgasm.

Posted by: Vlad Tepes at June 06, 2026 10:27 AM (jJ+lW)

249 @245/Emmie: "[i[Thanks, Grumpy!"

Most welcome. I figured you might be on a mobile phone from the format of the URL you posted. I'm doing the "Desktop Jockey" thing this morning, where I have a little more control over things than I do over my phone, where the UI regularly has me frustrated.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 10:27 AM (O7YUW)

250 Every spring/summer that I can recall there's been reports of some sort of pathogen or bug that will kill you.

This year it's genetically modified ticks and flesh eating bacteria. Last year it was murder hornets and brain eating amoebas. Or something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 09:12 AM (jehhT)


We're gonna have a Plague of Something, dammit!!!

This Trump monster must be exposed for the world destroyer he is!!!!!1!11111!!!11111!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 10:28 AM (iJfKG)

251 If I go at 7:00, which is the earliest Mass, the rest of the day is cleared out. My parish has six (6) Sunday Masses, such is the local demand for the TLM. If I go to a later one I'm falling all over the people leaving. No fun.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 10:22 AM (O0L8i)
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For a while I was going to the 8 a.m. Mass at the student location for the same reason. I got to enjoy the whole Book Thread rather than punching out around 10:30.

However, if I want others to go with me, it has to be 11 or later.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:28 AM (ZOv7s)

252 Horse shit. Thats the typical Evangelical False Choice. I care about what happens here and now because I'm here, now. I care about after I'm gone because others will still be here after I'm gone.
Posted by: Howdy
________

But the things you care about, in the absence of religion, are nothing but your individual taste. What do you say to the person who has a taste for murder and rape? You have no basis whatsoever for telling that person that they're objectively wrong. All you can say is "Our tastes differ."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 06, 2026 10:29 AM (XvL8K)

253 The most dangerous liar is the one that believes his own lies.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:20 AM (EFkNq)


Adler suggested that we shouldn't self analyze because we make up lies to justify our self___ and provide pretexts for why it is OK to do things that don't really fall in line with what is generally accepted as true or moral. God and religion are both touchstones for a society since they are an evolved set of principles on how to operate within a society with maximum openness and cooperation.

"I am smarter than everyone else" is a terrible way to justify rudeness, unless your goal is to start fights and make people unhappy, and abuse people online.
"Everyone needs a wake up call because destroying this community is the only way to force people out of the stupid engrams and the cultural stasis they have fallen into" is both a self aggrandizing moral position to take, and also the position the Red Guards of the Cultural Revolution, and the central group of the Khmer Rouge took as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 10:30 AM (rbvCR)

254 Just saw this and it is so appropriate for,this thread.
https://tinyurl.com/ychckkza

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2026 10:30 AM (kJmSS)

255 A Bridge too Far is in my top 10 war movie list
Bridge over the river Kwai its a shame what they did hp the Col

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 10:30 AM (Ia/+0)

256 Posted by: Vlad Tepes at June 06, 2026 10:27 AM

He's actually a married man who acts as a guard dog for his wife-not my words-his. The anger is incandescent and the disappointment is palpable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2026 10:32 AM (IYIYn)

257 >>Lower courts have already begun applying Bost to state and local election challenges.

Not surprising. Which means the issue will probably have to be readdressed by SCOTUS when different circuits hold opposite opinions as to whether Bost applies at the state and local level.

But the SCOTUS ruling as we have it now applies only to candidates for federal office.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 10:32 AM (J4Dwc)

258 Well, you know, he needed a little walking around money.

NBA Star’s $26.6M Vanishes: Terry Rozier’s Salary Forfeited Over Alleged Game-Fixing Scheme

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 06, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

259 We're gonna have a Plague of Something, dammit!!!

I'm pretty sure the only reason we DIDN'T have this from Post WW II until the fall of the USSR is because "The Russians" filled the role of bogeyman that - historically - Man writ Large has always needed and when necessary created out of thin air.

1800s Americans were obsessed with impending natural caused as well as spiritual doom according to contemporary writings. Apparently the same all through history.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:33 AM (EFkNq)

260 It's religion or nihilism

Sorry, Biff, but this was dumb. It's been known as dumb since the Akkadians assembled the Epic of Gilgamesh.
The solution to the human condition is to leave a legacy. Not to suck your thumb and hope for a better afterlife.
The latter is an ad for MAID.

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at June 06, 2026 10:33 AM (yYROg)

261 Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 10:30 AM (rbvCR)

Well expressed. Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2026 10:33 AM (IYIYn)

262 I used to think my father was an atheist because he is an avid fan of Bart Ehrman and seems to take joy from his grim pessimism.

Since my stepmother went into hospice, we talk more, every few days or so, and I've gotten to know him a lot better. I finally talked about faith with him not long ago, and he's actually a Unitarian. In fact, he married my other in a Unitarian church. It seems a small detail, but it actually explains a lot about his life. He was raised Methodist, btw.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:34 AM (ZOv7s)

263 Cota was a very good general. His reputation was sullied because of his alleged lapses in the Hurtgen Forest. The entire Hurtgen operation was a cluster**k so I can't really get on Cota's case

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2026 10:35 AM (5y7pw)

264 Kindltot gets it.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 10:35 AM (FMtrg)

265 Whenever "A Bridge Too Far" is mentioned I automatically think of The Simpsons episode where Homer gains weight to go on disability.

"Hey, fatty, I've got a movie for ya - A Fridge Too Far!"

Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2026 10:35 AM (K1RVP)

266 Please tell me that raving imbecile Howdy didn't latch on to my post for his garbage.

I really should just keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 06, 2026 10:38 AM (N5734)

267 What do you say to the person who has a taste for murder and rape?

Pretty easy ... one's taste should not come at the direct expense of someone else who opposes.

All false choices you are presenting. Fairly typical. You want to establish that we'll all revert to savages unless we all convert. Not gonna' happen.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:40 AM (EFkNq)

268 Feds Probe Alleged Voter Fraud in California

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Vote fraud?!!! In California?!!! Why, I never heard of such!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 06, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

269 @260/Yyrog the Lich King:

The solution to the human condition is to leave a legacy.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Ozymandias
by Percy Bysshe Shelley

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 10:40 AM (O7YUW)

270 Thoughts and prayers for all of those on the list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 10:41 AM (XeU6L)

271 Please tell me that raving imbecile Howdy didn't latch on to my post for his garbage.

I really should just keep my mouth shut.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 06, 2026 10:38 AM (N5734)
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Don't worry about it. They clearly have a lot of unresolved anger and need to externalize it.

Happy people are very upsetting to unhappy people and faith enrages the faitless.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:41 AM (ZOv7s)

272 I attended a memorial service at a Unitarian (church?) a couple of years ago. The officiant - I won't say pastor - was a FtM transgender. All I could think was "this is atheism for people who like soft piano music and candles."

Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2026 10:41 AM (K1RVP)

273 We're gonna have a Plague of Something, dammit!!!

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Well, there's a lot of stupidity and fraud going around.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 06, 2026 10:42 AM (ndZc7)

274 'Made In Germany'

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:17 AM (ZxPkt)

After the war, Zemke snatched the whole Zeiss plant - the Soviets were getting ready to ship the plant to Russia. The whole works later disappeared into the ether. Book at archive.org.

Book -Zemke's Stalag

Page 128 — My new “command” was more extensive than I had at first appreciated. In addition to the Zeiss plant, my administration extended to the Schott und Genossen Glas-Werke, one of the foremost manufacturers of specialist glass. The Zeiss management had, apparently, been exceedingly cooperative, undoubtedly hoping to preserve their industry for happier times in the future. An advantage for my presence was that I could converse in German whereas Brayer had to rely on an interpreter, although several people at Zeiss were fluent in English. My immediate task was to ensure proper security, particularly against casual British or American personnel who came looking for loot ...

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2026 10:42 AM (JqbO1)

275
The glorious fruits of atheism are written in recent history. Death, starvation, terror, economic ruin, a morally-devastated population.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 10:43 AM (kb3W+)

276 This being the Prayer Thread, I post the first paragraph in FDR's D-Day Prayer.

"Almighty God: Our sons, pride of our Nation, this day have set upon a mighty endeavor, a struggle to preserve our Republic, our religion, and our civilization, and to set free a suffering humanity."

Notice he says "our Republic" not democracy, "our religion" not diversity, and our [Western] civilization. So when some idiot says today's antifa bears any resemblance to our brave fathers and grandfathers who went ashore that day I'll remind them of what's in the balance.

Posted by: Rex B at June 06, 2026 10:43 AM (rgnea)

277 I’m sorry… but if there’s no God and we’re all just a cosmic accident of chemical reactions then the only rational approach to life is hedonism… enjoy as much pleasure as you can for as long as you can. It’s ultimately empty…. Real purpose comes only through knowing and worshipping your Creator

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 10:43 AM (gZZCh)

278 I saw Faitless in Seattle and 3 Heresies and a Funeral as a double feature at the Rialto in '87.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2026 10:44 AM (6/7Fs)

279 I attended a memorial service at a Unitarian (church?) a couple of years ago. The officiant - I won't say pastor - was a FtM transgender. All I could think was "this is atheism for people who like soft piano music and candles."
Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2026 10:41 AM (K1RVP)
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No, it's the ultimate spiritual "easy button." Just feel good, think good thoughts, there's some kind of God or something, and everything will turn out right in the end.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:44 AM (ZOv7s)

280 Comedian ( a man of faith ) is asked to explain God . His answers are wise and clever. And it's a nice site, "Faithpot":

https://tinyurl.com/3t592bek

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2026 10:44 AM (IeCgc)

281 This Trump monster must be exposed for the world destroyer he is!!!!!1!11111!!!11111!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake

Stephen A. Smith Begs Donald Trump to Skip NBA Finals: “I Don’t Want Him There”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 06, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

282 > Feds Probe Alleged Voter Fraud in California
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"Alleged"

🙄

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 10:44 AM (jehhT)

283 Sorry, Biff, but this was dumb. It's been known as dumb since the Akkadians assembled the Epic of Gilgamesh.
The solution to the human condition is to leave a legacy. Not to suck your thumb and hope for a better afterlife.
The latter is an ad for MAID.
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King
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I'm sorry, but you'll have to explain exactly how this proves an objective moral code can be constructed in the absence of religion. It cannot be done.

And anyway, in a Godless, completely material universe, everything is governed by physics and chemistry. It's all cause and effect. There is no room for free will in such a universe, so morals would not exist at all since there would be no choice to judge. (There are some nutso criminal law reformers who actually take this position.)

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 06, 2026 10:45 AM (XvL8K)

284
Netflix has all the Rocky movies streaming currently.

Saw the original and Rocky 2 over the last couple of nights.

"Rocky" is a stone-cold classic. Very well-written, well-acted, great directing, clean linear story, and probably it didn't cost all that much to make.

In that way, I was sort of reminded of "Obsession" not that they're similar but they both have a very clean understanding and movie making.

"Rocky II" is a slight step down in quality because you can see the wheels turning and little personal sidetracks the characters take to keep the length of the movie movie-length.

It doesn't have the clean, organic, feel of "Rocky".
That said. It's great fun and a very good movie.

Onto to 3 and the others over the next few days.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 10:45 AM (iJfKG)

285
the only rational approach to life is hedonism… enjoy as much pleasure as you can for as long as you can.

____________

All the monsters in the Marquis de Sade's novels were staunch atheists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 10:45 AM (kb3W+)

286 Stephen A. Smith Begs Donald Trump to Skip NBA Finals: “I Don’t Want Him There”

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I want a pony.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2026 10:46 AM (6/7Fs)

287 Almost have everything out of my truck. I hope it can be saved but cost might be defining factor

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 10:46 AM (Ia/+0)

288 I'm gobsmacked!

Spencer Pratt, Steve Hilton Losing Ground as Mail-In Ballots Pour In Days After California Election

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 06, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

289 266 Please tell me that raving imbecile Howdy didn't latch on to my post for his garbage.

I really should just keep my mouth shut.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 06, 2026 10:38 AM (N5734)


We are here to share our joys and sorrows and pray for each other. Your post was exactly appropriate.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 10:47 AM (FMtrg)

290 NJ RC private school requires students to complete 55 mile hike. "Sunny Skyz" site:

https://tinyurl.com/2hru9z8d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2026 10:47 AM (IeCgc)

291 Stephen A. Smith Begs Donald Trump to Skip NBA Finals: “I Don’t Want Him There”

Doing my part. Can't watch any less.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:48 AM (EFkNq)

292 The glorious fruits of atheism are written in recent history. Death, starvation, terror, economic ruin, a morally-devastated population.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 10:43 AM (kb3W+)
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Something I learned in doing research for Long Live Death is that actual political Anarchism isn't a free-for-all, it's Libertarian Marxism, where interlocking collectives replace the state. Just as violent, just as willing to kill, but the auspices are now based on class syndicates, not formal government.

The creation of the USSR led to the marginalization of Anarchism and its replacement by Stalinism, but in Spain, Anarchist political parties actually took power, the only place where that happened. And there's a reason it never happened again.

Had the Reds won, a lot of Anarchists were going to the camps. Indeed, the May Days purge was the forerunner of what was to come, and almost killed George Orwell.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:49 AM (ZOv7s)

293 Here's one more, FWIW Emmie:

https://tinyurl.com/4ppd3955

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 06, 2026 10:49 AM (kOluj)

294 Private W.A. 'Pappy" Eromero, 29th Infantry Division at Normandy, June 6, 1944.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 10:49 AM (LHPAg)

295 Just like you, I don't understand the "All is lost!" crowd.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 06, 2026 09:56 AM (ksbjf)

Like the little dudes who live in the locker in the Men In Black movie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 10:51 AM (snZF9)

296 I don't think I've ever been that drunk.

Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna says that Democrats “believe in respecting the equality and the dignity of women” as he campaigns with Graham Platner whose ex-girlfriends said he abused and would rape someone to show dominance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 06, 2026 10:51 AM (ndZc7)

297 Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna says that Democrats “believe in respecting the equality and the dignity of women” as he campaigns with Graham Platner whose ex-girlfriends said he abused and would rape someone to show dominance.

Liars that believe their own lies are the most dangerous.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:52 AM (EFkNq)

298 DOJ sending someone to observe the count is useless. What is the guy observing?

The real fraud isn’t in the open for someone to notice. It’s behind the scenes where ballots are filled out and “mailed” after the election in order to make up votes as needed.

The only way to stop the fraud is to change the entire system. No more mail in ballots, no more drop boxes. Unless that’s done you can 1000 observers and it won’t do shit.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 10:53 AM (tNkpt)

299 What do you say to the person who has a taste for murder and rape?

Say, have you considered running for office as a Democrat?

Posted by: Elon channeling Smithers at June 06, 2026 10:53 AM (Riz8t)

300 dang

Posted by: Archimedes = Elon channeling Smithers at June 06, 2026 10:54 AM (Riz8t)

301 Speaking of atheism . . .

Former Biden-Harris staffer Ashely Allison on CNN NewsNight unintentionally reveals how the Democrat Party’s world view has become morally corrupt:

“We are living in a hypocritical political environment right now, and it is hard to take any accusation and any stance of moral clarity with any real validity…”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 06, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

302 Private W.A. 'Pappy" Eromero, 29th Infantry Division at Normandy, June 6, 1944.
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2026 10:49 AM (LHPAg)
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My paternal grandfather was a teacher in civilian life, and upon being commissioned set up training sites and was then assigned to Fort Knox, where the had the German PoWs.

My other grandfather was a navigated for Air Transport Command. He was technically a civilian contractor working for American Airlines. He logged more than 2,000 flight hours across the Atlantic, both north and south. He flew into liberated Paris and said it was a blast.

The contractors were retroactively given discharges from the Air Force in the 1980s, so he got a military funeral. I was in the Honor Guard and played "Taps" over his casket. He was very proud of his honorable discharge, and it was prominently displayed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:54 AM (ZOv7s)

303 Obsolete equipment, obsolete doctrines, obsolete officers. Negligible R&D investment. No industrial capacity to re-equip it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06


That's sounding familiar.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 06, 2026 10:54 AM (sl73Y)

304 Thanks, Matthew! I used that site for comparables for my counteroffer. I need to expand my list of appropriate models a bit. I'm only familiar with Toyotas, but I am aware that Hondas and some Nissans are quite long-lived as well.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 10:54 AM (FMtrg)

305 >Stephen A. Smith Begs Donald Trump to Skip NBA Finals: “I Don’t Want Him There”
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Stanley Cup Final Game 3 tonight
series tied 1-1

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:54 AM (ZxPkt)

306 I should put together top 10 sports movies but most likely Rocky will be #1

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 10:56 AM (Ia/+0)

307 The only way to stop the fraud is to change the entire system. No more mail in ballots, no more drop boxes. Unless that’s done you can 1000 observers and it won’t do shit.

I don't think you can have honest elections that involve Universal Suffrage, the anonymous ballot, and a Balkanized society. Just too much motive and opportunity to cheat.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:56 AM (EFkNq)

308 > What do you say to the person who has a taste for murder and rape?
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What, no robbery or theft to add? Lightweight.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 10:57 AM (jehhT)

309 Yeah, I thought I heard something about that. Delaware is hugely reliant on all the corporations based there and that stupid judge just killed the goose laying golden eggs.

100% true. Even liberal corporations are reincorporating in other states because the judge’s ruling renders Delaware’s famous corporate laws Calvinball. And business hates uncertainty.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 10:57 AM (QZThv)

310 DOJ sending someone to observe the count is useless. What is the guy observing?

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 10:53 AM (tNkpt)
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It is the political equivalent of "showing the flag," a public warning that sets the stage for future events.

"Save that evidence, kids! Could spare you from a lot of trouble later on."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 10:58 AM (ZOv7s)

311 >I should put together top 10 sports movies but most likely Rocky will be #1

Posted by: Skip
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Talladega Nights

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 10:58 AM (ZxPkt)

312
My other grandfather was a navigated for Air Transport Command. He was technically a civilian contractor working for American Airlines.

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Interesting. Ernest K. Gann was a AA pilot and flew for the ATC. Gann said the last thing the Army wanted was that the crews be inducted. A lot more could be accomplished if they stayed civilians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 10:58 AM (O0L8i)

313 Memphis woman's split second decision may have saved a child's life. Sunny Skyz site :

https://tinyurl.com/mrx5fu34

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2026 10:58 AM (SKxYB)

314 Talladega Nights

Dodgeball

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 10:59 AM (EFkNq)

315 More like Grand Prix
Ford vs Ferrari is very good as well

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 10:59 AM (Ia/+0)

316 Rollerball

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:00 AM (EFkNq)

317 The Running Man

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:00 AM (EFkNq)

318 DOJ sending someone to observe the count is useless. What is the guy observing?

Democrats have fought hard in the past to prevent observers so draw your own conclusions. Presumably the DOJ observer will have cameras.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 11:01 AM (QZThv)

319 Kingpin

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:01 AM (EFkNq)

320 what's that movie where the guy plays for the Eagles

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 11:01 AM (ZxPkt)

321 Slap Shot would be very highin my listing

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Ia/+0)

322 Interesting. Ernest K. Gann was a AA pilot and flew for the ATC. Gann said the last thing the Army wanted was that the crews be inducted. A lot more could be accomplished if they stayed civilians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 10:58 AM (O0L8i)
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This is true. They were not bound by military authority and could fly in conditions considered too dangerous for military aircraft. It was a point of pride that they just sort of did what they wanted.

They were issued AAC uniforms with ATC badges and no other rank. My grandmother says that there was a ditty floating around New York "Take your blue star off the window, mother, your son's in the ATC."

Aircrew were given a luggage allowance, and this was used for a toothbrush and change of underwear. The rest went to nylons and booze. Quite the thriving trade went on.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 11:02 AM (ZOv7s)

323 Original Rollerball

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 11:03 AM (Ia/+0)

324 304 Thanks, Matthew! I used that site for comparables for my counteroffer. I need to expand my list of appropriate models a bit. I'm only familiar with Toyotas, but I am aware that Hondas and some Nissans are quite long-lived as well.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 10:54 AM (FMtrg)

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Yes, I myself am quite loyal to Toyota and have owned Hondas and Nissans as well. I noticed that one had a trailer hitch, which you had mentioned needing. The other thing I'll do sometimes is expand the search radius to see more vehicles. It may not always be practical, but sometimes an extra 100 or 200 miles can save real $ or increase your chances of finding a good deal.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 06, 2026 11:03 AM (kOluj)

325 @320 Invincible

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2026 11:03 AM (5y7pw)

326 Private W.A. 'Pappy" Eromero, 29th Infantry Division at Normandy, June 6, 1944.
Posted by: Eromero
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[renders a well-earned salute to Pvt. Eromero]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 11:04 AM (XeU6L)

327
Ozymandias
by Percy Bysshe Shelley
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 10:40 AM (O7YUW)


It's so weird watching in real time as so-many of the "giants" of the 20th Century lose their what?...substance?...no, importance and fade away to nothingness.

You especially see it in literature.

Remember John Updike? Every book of his was an event, a must read. Now? Nothingness.
His most famous novel, The Witches of Eastwick, is remembered as a movie by George Miller if anything. and the movie was, uh...not great. So, even that fades.

Other guys like Philip Roth, and even a fave of mine Vladimir Nabokov they're disintegrating before your very eyes. Ol' Vlad's lucky he wrote "Lolita". That keeps Hollywood's attention on him anyway.

And politicians....Pfft!, baby, pfft!

Tempus fugit, people. Tempus is fugitting.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 11:04 AM (iJfKG)

328 Original Rollerball

Yes. James Caan version. If its got James Caan - its at least not gonna' be bad.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:04 AM (EFkNq)

329 Screw the sports movies, bring back battle of the network stars.
The originals, not something with today's "stars".

Posted by: From about That Time at June 06, 2026 11:05 AM (sl73Y)

330 Here's how it went, according to my grandfather.

The guys flying the southern routes brought back rum, which was then traded for bourbon. The rum was then brought to the UK, and traded for Scotch. Nylons were always popular.

My grandfather was a big guy, football player, and he liked to start interservice bar fights by teasing Navy guys, who inevitably would call him out as a civilian, and once fists started flying, all the other Army guys there had to pile in against the Sailors and Marines because without stripes on his sleeve, they assumed they were defending an officer.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 11:06 AM (ZOv7s)

331 @327 Updike will be remembered for his Rabbit novels . A good series

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2026 11:07 AM (5y7pw)

332 Screw the sports movies, bring back battle of the network stars.

The little documentary about Robert Conrad and Gabe Kaplan is pretty good. Conrad seems like a method actor that never turned it off.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:07 AM (EFkNq)

333 Best sports movie: Caddyshack

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2026 11:08 AM (CUP/i)

334 Democrats have fought hard in the past to prevent observers so draw your own conclusions. Presumably the DOJ observer will have cameras.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2026 11:01 AM (QZThv)

Old school fraud was ballot stuffing, literally stuffing ballot boxes with fake ballots on the spot. In California they don’t need to do that. They have ballots already filled out and “mailed”. The counts are legit, it’s the ballots that are fraudulent.

The law literally says ballots don’t need a legible post mark to count. If its show up with just a scribble that kinda sorta looks like a post mark it’s fine. And how hard is it to get a usps date stamp anyway to say June 1st instead of June 5th? That’s where the fraud is. And it’s not observable at the counting center.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 11:08 AM (tNkpt)

335 There's a Ted Kennedy biopic in the works. They're going to call it A Bridge Too Narrow.
Posted by: Cicero

There was a Chappaquiddick movie a few years ago.

Bruce Dern was excellent as Joe Kennedy.

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2026 11:08 AM (Y8DZL)

336 Original Rollerball
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 11:03 AM (Ia/+0)
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John Houseman at his most sinister.

The part about how libraries are all digital and just disappear unhelpful records is eerily prescient.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 11:08 AM (ZOv7s)

337
Best sports movie: Slapshot.

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Y8DZL)

338 Its a stretch ... The Hustler.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:10 AM (EFkNq)

339 There is a lot of Apocalyptic going on in Rollerball

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 11:11 AM (Ia/+0)

340 Good morning Hordemates!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2026 11:12 AM (2WIwB)

341 7. People who forgive others have lower blood pressure, better sleep, and less anxiety. Forgiveness is not a gift to them. It is medicine for you.

8. Laughter reduces pain. Not metaphorically. Physically. It releases endorphins that work the same way mild painkillers do.

9. People who feel they belong somewhere live happier and longer than people who feel alone even if they are surrounded by others. Belonging is not about proximity. It is about feeling seen.
Brother Tim, you belong here. You are seen. No troll can change that.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2026 11:12 AM (kJmSS)

342 The Natural.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 06, 2026 11:12 AM (djegq)

343 Top sports movies?

North Dallas Forty
Major League
Ford v Ferrari
Grand Prix
Le Mans
Miracle
Friday Night Lights
Caddyshack
The Natural

Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2026 11:13 AM (5rh/l)

344 TJM is stuck on directors, but genre could be great lists

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 11:13 AM (Ia/+0)

345 There is a lot of Apocalyptic going on in Rollerball

They has the Big Corp replacing Govt and Modern Bread and Circuses pretty well on.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:13 AM (EFkNq)

346 *There was a Chappaquiddick movie a few years ago.*
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Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Obligatory at June 06, 2026 11:13 AM (djegq)

347 The Color Of Money has bewbz

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ZxPkt)

348 It may not always be practical, but sometimes an extra 100 or 200 miles can save real $ or increase your chances of finding a good deal.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 06, 2026 11:03 AM (kOluj)

Where I live is notorious for horrible car deals. I always buy out of town. I always buy out of town. I’ve had dealers throw in shipping many times. If not, $200 one way flight and drive it home. Worth it to save several thousand dollars.

Posted by: Heroq at June 06, 2026 11:14 AM (tNkpt)

349 Four of my favourite sports movies were Slapshot, Major League (1), The Replacements, and Necessary Roughness.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 11:14 AM (O7YUW)

350 A League of Their Own.

Posted by: Also receiving votes at June 06, 2026 11:15 AM (djegq)

351 Sandlot and Bad News Bears.

Posted by: For the kidz at June 06, 2026 11:16 AM (djegq)

352 >>Its a stretch ... The Hustler.

Stretch it further -- 'The Sting' is a sports movie. It has horseracing.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 06, 2026 11:17 AM (J4Dwc)

353 Time to go! God be with you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 06, 2026 11:17 AM (ZOv7s)

354 Stretch it further -- 'The Sting' is a sports movie. It has horseracing.

If it counts ... absolutely The Sting. No question.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:17 AM (EFkNq)

355
I thought "Goon" was a really fun hockey movie.

It's about a fading enforcer in professional hockey up in Canuckland.

Well, worth a watch.

It would probably be on my list.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 11:18 AM (iJfKG)

356 Oh ... this definitely qualifies. Original The Longest Yard.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:18 AM (EFkNq)

357 First Bad News Bears is good

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 11:19 AM (Ia/+0)

358
If we're dragging in horse racing.

Then, "The Black Stallion" definitely qualifies as one of the greats.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 11:19 AM (iJfKG)

359 Something I learned in doing research for Long Live Death is that actual political Anarchism isn't a free-for-all, it's Libertarian Marxism, where interlocking collectives replace the state. Just as violent, just as willing to kill, but the auspices are now based on class syndicates, not formal government.

Actual political Anarchism is "anarcho-syndicalism" where interlocking collectivisms are the whole point. The Asturians and the others in the North were deeply influenced by radical thinking out of Italy.
Political thinking in Italy, where is is true the workers were being exploited by the banking and manufacturing cartels, was the ideal balancing of the workers against the banking and manufacturing cartels would be to put the workers on the same basis by creating a labor cartel. Since this was rejected as a loss of control by the other groups, any political change had to be created by labor actions like strikes, and street violence since the banks and industries had backing from the government. The goal was to create interlocking cartels.

However, this would have pushed into some sort of fascist state, since the state winds up being the arbiter, with no restraint.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:20 AM (rbvCR)

360 I would watch a movie about Vince Lombardi

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)

361 Brian’s Song

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

362 Moneyball.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 11:21 AM (5P5DO)

363 That Three Stooges short where they play football is pretty good.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2026 11:24 AM (77rzZ)

364
The golfing movie, "Tin Cup" might be one of the greats.

It's highly entertaining anyway.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2026 11:24 AM (iJfKG)

365 English has a concept loading issue with "anarchy" since The Anarchy was the break down of the politics and law during the civil war dividing Normandy and England. In the end the Plantagenets were left holding England. Politically it was considered the worst thing every since Henry II and his successors could point to that period of warlordism as the alternate to knuckling under to whatever the crown wanted, and the later civil wars did as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:26 AM (rbvCR)

366 What's that one sports movie where the unlikely but plucky underdog overcomes all odds to beat the overwhelming favorites and defending champs by means of a last-second score by the player that sat on the bench the entire season.

You know, the one with the alcoholic disgraced coach who finds redemption and reunites with his estranged wife as the fans swarm the jubilant players in slow motion.

I LOVE that movie.

Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 11:28 AM (qgHp7)

367 That Three Stooges short where they play football is pretty good.
Posted by: Bulg at

Three Stooges, or Marx Brothers? Maybe both?

Posted by: From about That Time at June 06, 2026 11:30 AM (sl73Y)

368 Nood, if not already mentioned.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 06, 2026 11:32 AM (sl73Y)

369 I LOVE that movie.

So frustrating. It's right on the tip of my tongue...

Posted by: muldoon at June 06, 2026 11:32 AM (qgHp7)

370 Oh ... this definitely qualifies. Original The Longest Yard.
Posted by: Howdy
------

Yup

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 11:34 AM (XeU6L)

371 I forgot one: Poolhall Junkies.

It's the one where Mike (played by Christopher Walken) gives the "King of the Jungle" speech to John (the pool player he's backing, played by Mars Callahan.)

John's coming back from an injury and is doubting himself as to whether or not he can pull off "the big win". Mike needs John to be in the right headspace, and this speech helps to get him where he needs to be.

https://youtu.be/6QEuXDX40bE

All of Walken's scenes in this movie are an absolute pleasure to watch.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 11:36 AM (O7YUW)

372 Brian’s Song

Excellent catch.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 11:38 AM (EFkNq)

373 On reflection the real humor in anarcho-syndicalism is that on a linguistic break-down:

Anarchism means without a king, archon, or supreme head. Syndicalism is a theory of economic and political organism based on functional division where those functional groups hold interlocking power.
It is not anarchism as English states it, it is actually a form of cartelism. However the various cartels ALWAYS look to an over-arching government to keep their interlocking partners in control -- with the hope that they can control the government while excluding the others -- and the government always winds up as "king" no matter what the intent.
So it has always turned out to be some form of fascism or corporate state.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2026 11:39 AM (rbvCR)

374 Prayers for all.

Posted by: Mick at June 06, 2026 11:57 AM (WIttU)

375 Throw in Horse Feathers and A Day at the Races, too.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 06, 2026 01:40 PM (NcvvS)

376 As always, I pray for God to sharpen the fraud investigators' minds and harden the prosecutors' hearts against mercy for the guilty, which is cruelty for the innocent. And we are all their victims, as the money they steal turns into deficit spending, so they are picking all of our pockets through inflation. Besides, I did not get that free money, and there is no universe in which I am their servant and they are my master. They all deserve a long stretch of hard time in Federal prison, followed by denaturalization and deportation as appropriate.

It is hard to watch, and I am so very, very angry. So, even if some fraudsters somehow evade justice, I further pray for God to give me (and those in a similar boat) the strength and wisdom to channel this righteous fury into productive (and legal) activities. Amen.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 03:53 PM (Sy6m/)

377 This information iss invaluable. Wheere cann I find outt
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Posted by: jamiefirst time on camera at June 06, 2026 10:14 PM (WBmvs)

Daily Tech News 6 June 2026

Top Story



Tech News

Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: What did you say to me? No, honestly, I couldn't find a translation. (Apparently it's in Teda, a language spoken in Chad.)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:30 AM (6wpGE)

2 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at June 06, 2026 04:31 AM (FLIKO)

3 Good whatever time of day it is for you!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2026 04:32 AM (ZVgZ4)

4
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2026 04:32 AM (AMvSw)

5
SciVo, you here?

I finally found some video of the reflecting pool at a guy's youtube channel. It shows that thin strip widening as the pool is filled. It looks great. That idiot Newsom, who cannot finish any project larger than a boiled egg, had dissed it on Twitter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 06, 2026 04:34 AM (n7rxJ)

6 >>>one performance core, four low-power cores, and one graphics core

and a partridge in a pear tree!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:38 AM (6wpGE)

7 It shows that thin strip widening as the pool is filled.
****

Protester dumping something into the water in 3..2..

Posted by: clarence at June 06, 2026 04:38 AM (FLIKO)

8 >>>a weekend off

whoo-hoo!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:41 AM (6wpGE)

9 G'Day everyone
No reason to get up, but we will see

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

10 At this point, I am waiting to see what the steam machines are. If not... I guess maybe try to upgrade the video card and spend an insane amount of money. The machine is getting on though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2026 04:43 AM (bss/y)

11 Weekend off? I just knocked down the first of three 12 hour shifts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2026 04:43 AM (bss/y)

12 >>>(muffled screaming)

Hoping you're o.k., Pixy.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:43 AM (6wpGE)

13 12 >>>(muffled screaming)

Hoping you're o.k., Pixy.
Posted by: m


I had to resort to Grok to find the specs of that CPU, and even then it couldn't find it until I told it to cross-reference with this specific single-board computer.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 06, 2026 04:46 AM (BLOW1)

14 I would rather be the company with compute capacity than the one renting it. Worst case scenario, if income craters, you can write down the asset value based on present rents and get relief from debts, and keep going as long as you can make more than your operating costs. But the capacity renter is at the whim of the end user, who may decide they prefer an actual organic cat over AI cat videos.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 04:48 AM (Sy6m/)

15 >>>busy at work recently, pushing a new project towards release

The new project as it gears up to leave the work premises:

Please release me, can't you see
You'd be a fool to cling to me
To live our lives would bring us pain
So release me and let me love again

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:48 AM (6wpGE)

16 "The machine is getting on though."

Getting into that same situation here. Between the memory crunch and the MS 10 vs. 11 squeeze, there are going to be some tough decisions made.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 06, 2026 04:49 AM (/HDaX)

17 15 >>>busy at work recently, pushing a new project towards release

The new project as it gears up to leave the work premises:

Please release me, can't you see
You'd be a fool to cling to me
To live our lives would bring us pain
So release me and let me love again
Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:48 AM (6wpGE)

maybe ixnay on that fourth line

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:50 AM (6wpGE)

18 Getting into that same situation here. Between the memory crunch and the MS 10 vs. 11 squeeze, there are going to be some tough decisions made.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 06, 2026 04:49 AM (/HDaX)

Which is kind of why I am thinking of just getting a higher end steam machine (assuming there are steps.) Steam OS is linux based. Use this one for just surfing and what not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2026 04:55 AM (bss/y)

19 I might go that route as well. And use the wife's win 11 laptop for handling the financial and other stuff.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 06, 2026 04:58 AM (/HDaX)

20 19 I might go that route as well. And use the wife's win 11 laptop for handling the financial and other stuff.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 06, 2026 04:58 AM (/HDaX)

Plus, I think I'd like to support steam instead of just buying games that I do not have time to play occasionally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2026 04:59 AM (bss/y)

21
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
5h
[excerpts]

Mostly the concern I see on the political right over AI is cultural[,] because there's nothing more that the political left and the Democratic Party wants [than] to get their claws into AI.

Because once an AI is programmed to tell people that boys can become girls it's the death of truth. Data centers being built isn't the problem, the data in those data centers is.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:59 AM (6wpGE)

22 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning? Is London?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 05:00 AM (RIvkX)

23 Getting to upper 80s, but storms tonight

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 05:01 AM (Ia/+0)

24 "Plus, I think I'd like to support steam instead of just buying games that I do not have time to play occasionally."

Good point.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 06, 2026 05:07 AM (/HDaX)

25 Speaking of annoying site behavior and ads, without an ad blocker, this site is a bit painful. Using Firefox, every time I close one of the frequent popup ads the scale is reset to default. My 61 year old eyes really need the scale adjustment to read comfortably, even on this 27" inch 1080 display.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 06, 2026 05:09 AM (/0z9K)

26 5
SciVo, you here?

I finally found some video of the reflecting pool at a guy's youtube channel. It shows that thin strip widening as the pool is filled. It looks great. That idiot Newsom, who cannot finish any project larger than a boiled egg, had dissed it on Twitter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 06, 2026 04:34 AM (n7rxJ)


Oh, yeah. I don't think I can properly express my contempt for Newsom. When that old photoshoot of him in his fancy scarf (faux-carelessly draped) resurfaced, his response was that he missed it.

Okay, no. I have a scarf with memories. I have the scarf. It's in a box. It isn't hard to keep things.

And if he didn't care enough to keep it, he can buy one just like it, I'm sure. Even if they don't make that precise model anymore (and they probably do), thrift stores and personal shoppers are a thing. I'm sure he could get one just like it if he cared, and if he were not so terminally impotent at Getting. Things. Done.

I sincerely believe that the man is a malignant narcissist, basically a lazy sociopath, who does not care in normal human ways, and also lacks the drive and energy to even get things done for his vainglory.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 05:11 AM (Sy6m/)

27 Apparently it's in Teda, a language spoken in Chad.

Chad's been hanging around dimpled since the 2000 presidential election...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 05:18 AM (l3cgK)

28 I might as well get up, lots to do today

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 05:19 AM (Ia/+0)

29 I sincerely believe that the man is a malignant narcissist, basically a lazy sociopath, who does not care in normal human ways, and also lacks the drive and energy to even get things done for his vainglory.
====

I worked for him when he was mayor and this checks out.

He is a bot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 05:19 AM (RIvkX)

30 Mornin' Horde.

@NR Pax: Reminder - There were some cruel memes I posted in yesterday's tech thread (comment # 89) that you needed to be away from work in order to view, and were looking forward to. Did you get to see those?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 05:22 AM (O7YUW)

31 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 06, 2026 05:23 AM (Hbeqj)

32 22 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning? Is London?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 05:00 AM (RIvkX)

https://youtu.be/_3eC35LoF4U
https://youtu.be/_2I9QNU_u_k
https://youtu.be/kn-8n4QKUS4

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 05:23 AM (l3cgK)

33 Tech issue: last week my desktop brave browser is giving webpage unavailable errors for most sites. Some sites were intermittent and X gave useful message that it could be security browser settings. Chrome gave same problem. I thought it might be no Win 10 updates, but updating to win 11 hasn't resolved. Why some sites still accessible vs not kind of mystery. Amazon good, AoS not, nor most 'shopping' sites, and X now just the clear unreachable error.
No issues with Android devices or win 11 laptop.
Anybody ideas?

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at June 06, 2026 05:23 AM (KaHlS)

34 Qualcomm hidden CPU specs: It's almost as if they're ashamed of their product. Doesn't exactly make me want to consider them for purchase.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 05:25 AM (O7YUW)

35 22 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning? Is London?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 05:00 AM (RIvkX)


I think just Paris? Damn Stan-worshipping Muhammadans.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 05:26 AM (Sy6m/)

36 33 Tech issue: last week my desktop brave browser is giving webpage unavailable errors for most sites. Some sites were intermittent and X gave useful message that it could be security browser settings. Chrome gave same problem. I thought it might be no Win 10 updates, but updating to win 11 hasn't resolved. Why some sites still accessible vs not kind of mystery. Amazon good, AoS not, nor most 'shopping' sites, and X now just the clear unreachable error.
No issues with Android devices or win 11 laptop.
Anybody ideas?
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at June 06, 2026 05:23 AM (KaHlS)


My first thought would be to do a virus scan, make sure you don't have some kind of trojan using you for free bitcoin mining and interfering with everything.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 05:30 AM (Sy6m/)

37 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 05:23 AM (l3cgK)

Ha! Love those songs

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 05:37 AM (RIvkX)

38 #34

They want to promote the idea this is entirely their product rather than that they're one of many ARM licensees.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 06, 2026 05:44 AM (/0z9K)

39 @33/InspiredHistoryMike: Found a nice 2 minute, 20 second video that gets straight to the point as to what you can try:
https://youtu.be/lE8tNqp7Iuk

Basically this sets you up with proper network proxy detection settings, configures your network settings to use DHCP server assigned IP address AND DNS settings, flushes your DNS cached settings (IPCONFIG /FLUSHDNS)

And then there's a couple of new commands I'd never encountered before so I looked those up at Microsoft Learn to be sure they weren't problematic.

winsock reset

Read about that here:
https://tinyurl.com/mt44553c

netsh int ip reset

And read about that here:
https://tinyurl.com/mvef9f2v

Good luck.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)

40 Argh. winsock reset above should be:

netsh winsock reset

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 05:52 AM (O7YUW)

41
David Sacks
@DavidSacks
16h
[excerpts]

While I’m no fan of socialism or arbitrary confiscations of wealth, I can see why Bernie Sanders’ proposal (for the government to take a 50% stake in AI companies) resonates, including with many on the right.

Nationalization of AI will accelerate the corporate-government fusion we’re already sliding toward. Conservatives rightly fear a Central Bank Digital Currency. They ought to be even more concerned about Central Government AI — a system with even more totalistic power over information, decision-making, and human behavior.

Conservatives are right to fear where this is all headed but ought to think more carefully about how regulations they are flirting with now (that are widely celebrated among those with a long history of lust for Big Government) will be used against them the next time a Democrat administration is in power.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 05:54 AM (6wpGE)

42 unreachable error.

No issues with Android devices or win 11 laptop.
Anybody ideas?
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at June 06, 2026 05:23 AM (KaHlS)

Unreachable error across two browsers suggests something deeper than browser problems like DNS.

See here for starters.

https://tinyurl.com/5ex94fsj

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 05:55 AM (dK+Kv)

43 Grumpy & SciVo, Thanks for suggestions. I'll spend some time checking out later.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at June 06, 2026 05:56 AM (KaHlS)

44 &udm=14 report

If I put, say,

Bernie Sanders &udm=14

into a google search box, an AI Overview still pops up at the top of my search results, providing fascinating information such as this:

Bernie Sanders is a prominent American progressive politician who has served as the junior United States Senator from Vermont since 2007, previously acting as the Chairman of the Senate Budget Committee. He is a leading independent voice in Congress who caucuses with the Democratic Party, known for his democratic socialist policies and advocacy for income equality, universal healthcare, and labor rights.

halp

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 05:58 AM (6wpGE)

45 Bernie Sanders is an enemy of the U.S. Constitution and should be held to account as soon as possible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 06:01 AM (RIvkX)

46 Asmongold is top tier in the reaction space. Literally, his biggest fear economically is that his eyebrows might fly off and start their own competing channel. He is in a league of his own.

And I have to disagree with him here. As a Catholic, I am against the death penalty (except for in Old West type conditions where it's just practical). But other than that, I agree with everything else, that Two-Tier Keir is a hypocritical flim-flam man, and it's good that the youth are based:

The whole internet called his as* out..
https://youtu.be/BaC4FWZcowg

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:02 AM (Sy6m/)

47 45 Bernie Sanders is an enemy of the U.S. Constitution and should be held to account as soon as possible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 06:01 AM (RIvkX)

I would like for *this* summary to pop up in the AI Overview and yet but alas.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 06:03 AM (6wpGE)

48 Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 05:54 AM (6wpGE)

Citation Needed

Exactly whom is David Sacks alleging to be both on the right, and in favor of gov't telling AI what it can say? Because I think he's either ignorant or lying about the very meaning of 'right'.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:09 AM (Sy6m/)

49 @44/m: You don't put &udm=14 in the search box.

You run you initial search and then you hand-edit the url line.

Locate the first & (indicates the beginning of variables being passed to the server.)

Insert your own variable there: &udm=14

This instructs google to return search results of Type 14.

Here's all the UDM parameters and what they return:
https://tinyurl.com/k8wxfbdk

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 06:12 AM (O7YUW)

50 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Are YOU talkin' to ME?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 06, 2026 06:12 AM (amcLV)

51 halp
Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 05:58 AM (6wpGE)

Have you tried asking the AI how to make it stop? If not, why not?

I ask because I still sometimes go to bed wondering about something, even though that's no longer necessary. It's just a habit at this point.

Because even though search engines all became absolute trash and made my former excellent search-fu skills useless, now the AI summaries are even better than I ever was.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:14 AM (Sy6m/)

52 48 Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 05:54 AM (6wpGE)

Citation Needed

Exactly whom is David Sacks alleging to be both on the right, and in favor of gov't telling AI what it can say? Because I think he's either ignorant or lying about the very meaning of 'right'.
Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:09 AM (Sy6m/)

His post is much longer than what I've excerpted, and perhaps misrepresents his point. I put it into comments to provide a brief form of his post.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 06:17 AM (6wpGE)

53 Further to 49: After inserting &udm=14 into the URL line, hit Enter to force the search to re-run with the new variable/parameter in place.

You should get "Standard text web results (no AI)"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)

54 Also, we should be on watch for the same incentives that ruined search results to ruin AI summaries. By human nature, it's inevitable. So what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:19 AM (Sy6m/)

55 49 @44/m: You don't put &udm=14 in the search box.

You run you initial search and then you hand-edit the url line.

Locate the first & (indicates the beginning of variables being passed to the server.)

Insert your own variable there: &udm=14

This instructs google to return search results of Type 14.

Here's all the UDM parameters and what they return:
https://tinyurl.com/k8wxfbdk
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 06:12 AM (O7YUW)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 06:19 AM (6wpGE)

56
Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 06:20 AM (O0L8i)

57 Ooh! I put into the google search field:

bernie sanders enemy of the constitution

and AI Overview would like you to know this:

Whether Senator Bernie Sanders is considered an "enemy of the Constitution" depends entirely on your political viewpoint, as there is no objective or legal consensus to support the claim. The phrase is frequently used as a political rhetorical attack by his critics, while his supporters argue the exact opposite.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 06:21 AM (6wpGE)

58 57 Ooh! I put into the google search field:

bernie sanders enemy of the constitution

and AI Overview would like you to know this:

Whether Senator Bernie Sanders is considered an "enemy of the Constitution" depends entirely on your political viewpoint, as there is no objective or legal consensus to support the claim. The phrase is frequently used as a political rhetorical attack by his critics, while his supporters argue the exact opposite.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 06:21 AM (6wpGE)

And a wolf in sheep's clothing is a friend of the sheep...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 06:22 AM (l3cgK)

59 @m: Depending on what browser you use, there might be a "udm=14" plugin/addon for it that automatically inserts "&udm=14" into your URL line for any search at Google.

Might be something to look into.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 06:22 AM (O7YUW)

60 56
Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 06:20 AM (O0L8i)

What of iced coffees?
I think all coffee tastes like bitter shyte...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 06:23 AM (l3cgK)

61 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna says that Democrats “believe in respecting the equality and the dignity of women” as he campaigns with Graham Platner whose ex-girlfriends said he abused and would rape someone to show dominance.
5:34 PM · Jun 5, 2026
=====

This fvcking guy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 06:24 AM (RIvkX)

62 Evening and morning, Saturday toilers and early risers! he first Saturn's Day of June, innit?

I'm up later than usual after a dream in which I was back at my old employer, taking a class from -- get this -- Barky Obama. I found him in the hall of our building and asked him if he would discuss a programming (?!) assignment in class, and he said, "Don't worry about it." I asked, too, about our paper due in a week's time: "I'm three-quarters finished." "Well, then, you'd better get busy, shouldn't you?" "What's the purpose of the assignment?" "I want you to draw conclusions." (?!?)

He accompanied me into the men's room, whch as usual in my dreams had no stalls. I finished, announced to the people in the room (men & women both) that "I feel like I'm giving birth in the public square!", scooped up little cat Dagny (who'd followed me in), and marched out, only to wake up.

Time for some more coffee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)

63 61 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna says that Democrats “believe in respecting the equality and the dignity of women” as he campaigns with Graham Platner whose ex-girlfriends said he abused and would rape someone to show dominance.
5:34 PM · Jun 5, 2026
=====

This fvcking guy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 06:24 AM (RIvkX)

sure, as long as those women have dicks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 06:25 AM (l3cgK)

64 Perhaps more objectively "he is an opponent of the U.S. Constitution and therefore violates his oath of office."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 06:26 AM (RIvkX)

65 I'd asked yesterday about the Starlink service. Maybe I was checking Spectrum or somebody else last time I looked; I could have sworn they wanted more per month than I'm paying for Internet now. Their website says, and confirms via AI chat, that $55 for 100 Mbps or $85 for 200 is all you pay -- that rental of the hardware is included in that price, plus $20 one time for shipping up front.

Is that what you've found? Has it been as fast (or unobtrusive) as they say, and reliable?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

66 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)
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Never take the brown acid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 06:29 AM (RIvkX)

67 I cannot drink cold coffee, including cold coffee drinks

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 06:30 AM (Ia/+0)

68 What of iced coffees?
I think all coffee tastes like bitter shyte...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 06:23 AM (l3cgK)

I find iced coffee to be EXTREMELY bitter. Hot coffee I can drink but I draw the line at cold coffee.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 06:30 AM (pKv0r)

69 Trying out udm=14 Firefox Extension (by Baylor) now:

https://tinyurl.com/kwauyajx

Seems to be working well.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 06:32 AM (O7YUW)

70 On Starlink, getting screwed over by Verizon got me thinking about Starlink internet and the potential for Starlink Satellite Direct-to-Cell Calls.

Here's a primer.

https://tinyurl.com/3n94d7k8

That's my next tech project.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 06:32 AM (dK+Kv)

71 I'm up later than usual after a dream in which I was back at my old employer, taking a class from -- get this -- Barky Obama. I found him in the hall of our building and asked him if he would discuss a programming (?!) assignment in class, and he said, "Don't worry about it." I asked, too, about our paper due in a week's time: "I'm three-quarters finished." "Well, then, you'd better get busy, shouldn't you?" "What's the purpose of the assignment?" "I want you to draw conclusions." (?!?)

He accompanied me into the men's room, whch as usual in my dreams had no stalls. I finished, announced to the people in the room (men & women both) that "I feel like I'm giving birth in the public square!", scooped up little cat Dagny (who'd followed me in), and marched out, only to wake up.

Time for some more coffee.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)
----
The worst part of that story is when you've had your coffee and realize IT WASN'T A DREAM!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 06:32 AM (gnNyN)

72 Musical interlude: in the genre of music videos that kind of vaguely annoy me in some way:

Collective Soul - Shine (Official HD Music Video)
https://youtu.be/_m0bI82Rz_k

I know, I know, that's not a great recommend. But it's a great song. Just put it on listen and don't watch the self-satisfied weirdos.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:32 AM (Sy6m/)

73 Bernie Sanders is considered an enemy of the Constitution.

A lot of that going around. Don't these people take an oath to defend the Constitution?

Posted by: Case at June 06, 2026 06:33 AM (4Pn+V)

74 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)
======

Never take the brown acid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026


***
I think I got some green.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:35 AM (wzUl9)

75 82 years ago today at 06:30, first troops landed at Omaha Beach. Special forces scouts parachuted in the night before.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 06:35 AM (HU0Jf)

76
A lot of that going around. Don't these people take an oath to defend the Constitution?
Posted by: Case at June 06, 2026 06:33 AM (4Pn+V)


Bernie swore to defend the Soviet Constitution.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 06:36 AM (O0L8i)

77 Iced Vietnamese drip coffee is da bomb.

Mixed with condensed milk its like a sugar/caffeine infusion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 06:36 AM (RIvkX)

78 I find iced coffee to be EXTREMELY bitter. Hot coffee I can drink but I draw the line at cold coffee.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026


***
Since I retired, I keep a cup of coffee in the refrigerator, refreshed periodically. When I get up in the morning especially, or from a nap, I drink first some water, then a few swallows of the cold coffee, which is usually unsweetened (not the way I drink the hot stuff). It gives me some fluids and wakes me a bit. Then, in the morning, the hot stuff I sweeten and maybe add a little milk to the first cup. After the cold swallows, it seems damned nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

79 I hate laughing gulls.

Posted by: Accomack at June 06, 2026 06:38 AM (GbONR)

80 And NY Democrats changed biological laws to make mothers into Gestating Parent.

They want it both ways, fighting for women ( as if their is a war against them to start with) and catering to their Cultural Marxism fighting for mental illness Trannies.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 06:39 AM (Ia/+0)

81 Someone must have slipped coffee into Penny's Fancy Feast this morning.

She just got the zoomies all of a sudden.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 06:39 AM (gnNyN)

82 He [Obama] accompanied me into the men's room, whch as usual in my dreams had no stalls. I finished, announced to the people in the room (men & women both) that "I feel like I'm giving birth in the public square!", scooped up little cat Dagny (who'd followed me in), and marched out, only to wake up.

Time for some more coffee.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)


Narrator: Dagny, who had actually pooped in public, had no such feelings.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:39 AM (Sy6m/)

83 I tried to explain the the wife the difference between a pot of coffee and a few shots of espresso.
She didn’t get it.

Posted by: Accomack at June 06, 2026 06:39 AM (GbONR)

84
Stephen L. Miller retweeted
Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸
@KarluskaP
21h
Sen. John Fetterman when asked about Graham Platner, he said who P hustle? The reporter with a puzzled and perturbed look on her face replied: is that what you call him Fetterman replied: no that’s what he calls himself. 🤣

Two minutes of Fetterman reporting stuff Graham Platner has said!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 06:41 AM (6wpGE)

85 With Starlink, I have to confirm that it will be available at my apartment. No reason it shouldn't, I guess, except that I could not edit my address, which I could select from their database, to add the apartment number.

Also I need to be sure I can simply take the router and hardware with me to a new address (in Indiana, I hope)-- of course, informing them so that I can be billed at the new place.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:42 AM (wzUl9)

86 81 Someone must have slipped coffee into Penny's Fancy Feast this morning.

She just got the zoomies all of a sudden.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2026 06:39 AM (gnNyN)

Good kitty!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 06:42 AM (6wpGE)

87 I got a starlink mobile internet thing that ill set up tomorrow . $55/ month and its very compact and made so you can take it in the road. Hopefully A good option for my brother's house instead of qualcomm or whatever it was for $200 month for lousy service.
Friends who have the permanent Starlink variety love it. On the flight home last week our plane had starlink. I facetimed my son while flying over the north Atlantic and the quality was incredible!

Posted by: LASue at June 06, 2026 06:43 AM (lCppi)

88 Is that what you've found? Has it been as fast (or unobtrusive) as they say, and reliable?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

A guy I know swears by it based on costs and reliability. He is very rural, and it is something akin to magic the way that Starlink can deliver such affordable internet value.

And possibly, soon, I'd like to see it eat Verizon's lunch in the cellular landscape.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 06:44 AM (dK+Kv)

89 Daily Mail claims Susie Wiles is going to take off after the midterms. What a great job that woman has done. I sure don't blame her, if the report is true, because the job is 7 by 24 by 365, but the country is going to miss her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 06:45 AM (twIk0)

90 75 82 years ago today at 06:30, first troops landed at Omaha Beach. Special forces scouts parachuted in the night before.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 06:35 AM (HU0Jf)

It is truly awe inspiring

Posted by: LASue at June 06, 2026 06:46 AM (lCppi)

91 Should go make French Toast, haven't had it in awhile

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 06:47 AM (Ia/+0)

92 83 I tried to explain the the wife the difference between a pot of coffee and a few shots of espresso.
She didn’t get it.
Posted by: Accomack at June 06, 2026 06:39 AM (GbONR)


Sounds like she's a beer, cider, or wine gal (not that there's anything wrong with that). Since a whisky gal would *get* it, that it isn't the same.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:47 AM (Sy6m/)

93 Posted by: LASue at June 06, 2026 06:43 AM (lCppi)
===========================
A friend of ours sold her house, tricked out a van and is visiting the lower 48. She just added mobile starlink to her van and loves it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 06:47 AM (twIk0)

94 82 years ago today at 06:30, first troops landed at Omaha Beach. Special forces scouts parachuted in the night before.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

For those who haven't seen it, let me recommend the movie "Pressure". It's about the run up to the D Day invasion. Excellent cast. Who knew the subject of weather could be so suspenseful.

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2026 06:48 AM (lJ0H4)

95 Today I need to check the chance of rain and decide thereupon if I can wash the car without it getting rained on by afternoon. Maybe I'll go out to breakfast. Coffee shop or favorite grill?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:49 AM (wzUl9)

96 Then besides yard work, should figure out how to take truck box off, ( have done it before by myself) take everything, mean everything out of truck in odd chance its gone for good.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 06:49 AM (Ia/+0)

97 Daily Mail claims Susie Wiles is going to take off after the midterms. What a great job that woman has done. I sure don't blame her, if the report is true, because the job is 7 by 24 by 365, but the country is going to miss her.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 06:45 AM (twIk0)
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The fact she has not become a public figure speaks volumes about her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 06:50 AM (RIvkX)

98 53 Further to 49: After inserting &udm=14 into the URL line, hit Enter to force the search to re-run with the new variable/parameter in place.

You should get "Standard text web results (no AI)"
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)

O.k.! I was looking for a quick fix--like how I had previously put -ai into the search box. Drat.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 06:50 AM (6wpGE)

99 No car wash, I guess; 70% chance of rain overall, with it hitting 80% in the ten am hour and 100% by eleven.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:51 AM (wzUl9)

100 89 Daily Mail claims Susie Wiles is going to take off after the midterms. What a great job that woman has done. I sure don't blame her, if the report is true, because the job is 7 by 24 by 365, but the country is going to miss her.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 06:45 AM (twIk0)


It's a thankless job for sure. And it takes a special kind of person, which I believe must have been baptised in 3 a.m. baby emergencies, to have the nerves for it.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 06:52 AM (Sy6m/)

101 100

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 06:52 AM (6wpGE)

102 mornin yall. The NY Post says:

"White House chief of staff Susie Wiles forcefully rejected a Friday night report alleging she plans to step down after the November midterms, slamming the story as a “piece of fiction.”

Wiles, 69, issued the rare public rebuke in a fiery statement posted to X shortly after the Daily Mail published an article alleging she was gearing up to leave, in part due to supposed turmoil with President Trump over his recent cabinet appointments."

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 06:52 AM (vFG9F)

103 Coffee shop or favorite grill?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:49 AM (wzUl9)
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2 eggs
2 bacon
2 sausage
2 pancakes

Please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 06:53 AM (RIvkX)

104 As of January 2026, Neuralink has implanted brain-computer interfaces in 21 human patients. Brad was the third. When I asked Brad what it was like to hear himself speak again, he didn’t miss a beat. “The truth is,” Brad told me, “nobody really likes to hear their own voice.” Brad is happiest when he’s telling jokes. ALS robbed him of his ability to do that, but AI has restored it.
=====================
From today's Free Press article on how Neuralink might improve the lives of ALS patients. Pretty cool tech.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 06:54 AM (pannP)

105 Wiles had been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer not too long ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 06:55 AM (5P5DO)

106 For those who haven't seen it, let me recommend the movie "Pressure". It's about the run up to the D Day invasion. Excellent cast. Who knew the subject of weather could be so suspenseful.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2026

Sounds good! That at The Longest Day will be on the schedule tonight.

Posted by: LASue at June 06, 2026 06:57 AM (lCppi)

107 “To be crystal clear, I am not going anywhere,” Wiles wrote. “I am honored and proud to serve President Trump, proud of our team and remain fully committed to advancing his agenda on behalf of the American people."

Now this may turn out not to be the case, but remember that the liberal press just makes stuff up all the time and rarely recants.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 06:57 AM (vFG9F)

108 And the house hunt will continue. Almost certainly the sellers of the one I want to buy will not be willing to make the big-money repairs it needs. If they were, by some miracle, it would take quite a while. So either way I may be stuck here for another summer and hurricane season.

I'll get the car's spark plugs done, and continue winnowing my books and papers. The Bekins Van Lines guy I've gotten a good estimate from says he thinks he can get the weight down for me, too.

I might try to sell my set of the Britannica -- which I'm sure will go better if I include the nice bookcase they are in. Facebook Marketplace might be a good place to try. I'll specify: local pickup only.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

109 Nope. None of those things. She is an herbal tea type. She simply doesn’t like coffee but occasionally likes a whack of caffeine.

Posted by: Accomack at June 06, 2026 06:58 AM (T8bqm)

110 @98/m: "O.k.! I was looking for a quick fix--like how I had previously put -ai into the search box. Drat."

See my #59 and #69. I just added a &udm=14 plug-in/add-on to Firefox and it's working automatically and wonderfully.

No more AI crap in google search results, and I don't have to manually edit the URL line.

Winning.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 06:59 AM (O7YUW)

111 2 eggs
2 bacon
2 sausage
2 pancakes

Please.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026


***
Pancakes! It's been a while since I've had some. Another grill a little farther from my house has them available. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

112 Thanks fd, for the NY Post article on Wiles. I did not know she has breast cancer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:00 AM (hF7Dm)

113 “ Has not my hand made all these things,
and so they came into being?”
declares the Lord.
“These are the ones I look on with favor:
those who are humble and contrite in spirit,
and who tremble at my word.”

Isaiah 66:2

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2026 07:00 AM (9MWCZ)

114 "Wiles had been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer not too long ago.
Posted by: Ben Had"


“Nearly one in eight women in the United States will face this diagnosis,” she wrote in a statement confirming the diagnosis.

“Every day, these women continue to raise their families, go to work, and serve their communities with strength and determination. I now join their ranks,” she went on.

“I am grateful to have an outstanding team of doctors who detected the cancer early and are guiding my care, and I am encouraged by a strong prognosis.”

I don't think she is going to quit because of that.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

115 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 06, 2026 07:01 AM (djegq)

116 I want to see people start answering presstitute questions or requests for an interview with a rhetorical question:

"Why would I talk to you liars and let you twist my words?"

Then hang up on them or walk away. Whatever they say to justify why you'd want to be questioned is just manipulative bullshit so they can twist your words and make you look bad.

You don't hate the media enough. Really.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 07:01 AM (O7YUW)

117 Wolfus, you can always ask the seller to take the price of the repairs off the selling price.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:01 AM (5P5DO)

118 Now this may turn out not to be the case, but remember that the liberal press just makes stuff up all the time and rarely recants.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 06:57 AM (vFG9F)
======================
A necessary caution.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:02 AM (hF7Dm)

119 Tom Selleck nails Ike in "A Countdown to D-day", the greatest movie of all time

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 06, 2026 07:02 AM (jrgJz)

120 I guess Pressure is only in theatres right now It sounds good enough to get me out of the house to see it.

Posted by: LASue at June 06, 2026 07:02 AM (lCppi)

121 I want to see people start answering presstitute questions or requests for an interview with a rhetorical question:

"Why would I talk to you liars and let you twist my words?"

Then hang up on them or walk away. Whatever they say to justify why you'd want to be questioned is just manipulative bullshit so they can twist your words and make you look bad.

You don't hate the media enough. Really.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026


***
If I'd been the one to rescue the abandoned kittens atop the Miss. River bridge, and they interviewed me, they wouldn't air it for the remarks I'd make about the "subhumans" who live here and would do such a thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

122 Speaking of kittens, it's time to feed mine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

123 I thought Tom did a great job portrayal of Eisenhower

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:05 AM (Ia/+0)

124 You don't hate the media enough. Really.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 07:01 AM (O7YUW)

Agreed.
Aces story yesterday about the NYT's treatment of the PHustle's victim/girlfriend was appalling.

Posted by: LASue at June 06, 2026 07:05 AM (lCppi)

125 You don't hate the media enough. Really.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026

I do. I'm just patient.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 07:05 AM (dK+Kv)

126 "Families in a New Jersey school district were left outraged after a cafeteria menu distributed for June displayed a watermelon graphic on Juneteenth — prompting school officials to condemn the image as racially offensive and demand immediate action from the district’s food-service contractor.

Superintendent Ruth Turner said those who saw the menu were “hurt, disappointed, and offended” by the graphic’s appearance alongside the June 19 holiday commemorating the end of slavery in the United States."

Lord help them if they ever serve cotton candy.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 07:07 AM (vFG9F)

127 Lord help them if they ever serve cotton candy.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026


***
Why would people be offended by . . .

Oh. "Cotton." Jeez Louise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:09 AM (wzUl9)

128 It's infuriating. That picture of a watermelon makes me want to stab a bitch.

Posted by: Carmello Anthony at June 06, 2026 07:09 AM (vFG9F)

129 If you enjoy Mozart, here's a fantastic Piano Concerto 21 performance from Yeol Eum Son at the Tchaikovsky competition in 2011

https://tinyurl.com/mpnushe9

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:10 AM (YJPnY)

130 I guess Pressure is only in theatres right now It sounds good enough to get me out of the house to see it.
Posted by: LASue

It really is. Brendan Fraser as Ike and Damian Lewis as Montgomery are very good. The real star of the movie is an English actor, Andrew Scott, as the meteorologist James Stagg. He is excellent.

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2026 07:10 AM (lJ0H4)

131 Maybe I'll nip out to the pipe/cigar shop, buy some cigarillos, and have one while I watch the rain.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

132 Point:

Collective Soul - The World I Know
https://youtu.be/n7TLTjqUyog

Counter-Point:

Dude. You could just, like, move to Indiana. Or something.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 07:10 AM (Sy6m/)

133 Maybe I'll nip out to the pipe/cigar shop, buy some cigarillos, and have one while I watch the rain.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)
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sitting on a dry porch, if you have one, watching the rain sounds great.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:13 AM (YJPnY)

134 Will put "Pressure" on the wait for the DVD list.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:14 AM (5P5DO)

135 My Dad turned 18 on D-Day...a few months later he was inducted...Today would have been his 100th birthday.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 07:14 AM (l3cgK)

136 119 Tom Selleck nails Ike in "A Countdown to D-day", the greatest movie of all time
Posted by: Ernest T. Bass

Eeew!

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2026 07:15 AM (Y8DZL)

137 Wolfus, you can always ask the seller to take the price of the repairs off the selling price.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026


***
Sure. And even my real estate agent ballparks that figure at $30K, much as people did here. But the house, while not an "as is" (I'd never have considered it in that case), is an estate sale; and I believe the sellers are out of state or town. They might go for it and they might not. We can see.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:15 AM (wzUl9)

138
The riding mower is still in the shop (carburetor being replaced), so I'll have to use the push mower (self-propelled, thank God) to work on the yard today.

I don't know where or how much I'll be doing but if I don't try to do something I'll never get through it when the riding mower actually does come back.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)

139
I saw no savannah there -- just desert

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 07:17 AM (s9VOe)

140 sitting on a dry porch, if you have one, watching the rain sounds great.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026


***
One of the many things I dream about doing when I have my house. The pipe shop, though, is indoors and well air-conditioned. The do have a covered outside area -- but the humidity is awful here even without the rain, and worse with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:17 AM (wzUl9)

141 Wolfus. those circumstances may work in your favor.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026 07:17 AM (5P5DO)

142 I guess fried chicken, black eyed peas, and collard greens are right out.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:18 AM (EFkNq)

143 Utah's RINO governor Cox just signed a restrictive new EO on data centers requiring state agencies to clear a much higher regulatory bar before granting construction approvals.

A sleeper political issue is waking up, it seems.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:18 AM (OOFuB)

144 Wolfus. those circumstances may work in your favor.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2026


***
True. I'll have to have the work done remotely, of course; though I could drive up at some point (two long days) to see how it's going.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:19 AM (wzUl9)

145 I like Collective Soul

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:19 AM (Ia/+0)

146 Being an estate sale, subtract $50K+ for the added hassle. Not just for the estate hassle, but for the time and effort of finding and managing contractors and for the inevitable additional costs of problems that they might find once into the projects, especially any required electrical updates or additional unseen termite damage.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 07:19 AM (dK+Kv)

147 The riding mower is still in the shop (carburetor being replaced), so I'll have to use the push mower (self-propelled, thank God) to work on the yard today.

I don't know where or how much I'll be doing but if I don't try to do something I'll never get through it when the riding mower actually does come back.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026


***
Mowers still use carburetors? I guess fuel injection is not practical or affordable for use in small engines like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)

148
Tom Selleck nails Ike in "A Countdown to D-day", the greatest movie of all time


Juan McCain, on the other hand, overshot his mark in "Countdown to A Perpetual Funeral"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 07:20 AM (s9VOe)

149 Being an estate sale, subtract $50K+ for the added hassle. Not just for the estate hassle, but for the time and effort of finding and managing contractors and for the inevitable additional costs of problems that they might find once into the projects, especially any required electrical updates or additional unseen termite damage.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026


***
Gee, to buy a house for $85K . . .

When I first started looking at properties on the 'Net in 2019, there were nice-looking modest houses for sale in Wisconsin for that amount.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:22 AM (wzUl9)

150 Brought up before my FiL was a D-Day Vet, sadly didn't ask questions before he passed away

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:22 AM (Ia/+0)

151 Brought up before my FiL was a D-Day Vet, sadly didn't ask questions before he passed away
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026


***
My mother was a young woman, a civilian nurse, during the war years. She told me some stories, but I wish I'd asked more about everyday life then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

152 136 119 Tom Selleck nails Ike in "A Countdown to D-day", the greatest movie of all time
Posted by: Ernest T. Bass

Eeew!

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2026 07:15 AM (Y8DZL)

Not sure how Kay Summersby would have felt about that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 07:24 AM (l3cgK)

153
I guess fried chicken, black eyed peas, and collard greens are right out.
Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:18 AM (EFkNq)


If I was served that, I'd be the happiest man alive. My theory is that people appreciate each other better through food.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2026 07:24 AM (O0L8i)

154 "James Carville endorses ‘f–ked up’ Graham Platner, compares him to US allying with Stalin to win WWII"

Anything to get Trump. ANYTHING.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

155
...while I watch the rain.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


CCR's "Who'll Watch the Rain?" never caught on with audiences.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 07:24 AM (s9VOe)

156 Gee, to buy a house for $85K . . .

No sense in buying someone else's money pit, without covering yourself for potentialities.

If they balk, move on.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 07:24 AM (dK+Kv)

157 142 I guess fried chicken, black eyed peas, and collard greens are right out.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:18 AM (EFkNq)

Are those cultural appropriation? Nobody told me they were...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 07:25 AM (l3cgK)

158 Anything to get Trump. ANYTHING.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

Gotta fight "fascism" with fascism.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 07:25 AM (dK+Kv)

159 Morning peeps. Mowed the property yesterday. Looks like another spate of rainy weather here in Bourbon Country for most, if not all of next week. Farmers will love it.

Speaking of farmers; I saw round haybales in a field nearby that were wrapped in a "stars and stripes" motif. Should have taken a photo, but no good pull off area.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 07:25 AM (jehhT)

160
"James Carville endorses ‘f–ked up’ Graham Platner, compares him to US allying with Stalin to win WWII"


James Carville is a jibbering, incomprehensible idiot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 07:26 AM (s9VOe)

161 Are those cultural appropriation? Nobody told me they were...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 07:25 AM (l3cgK)

I'd like to culturally appropriate me some of that, with some cornbread, thank you very much.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 07:26 AM (dK+Kv)

162 "Are those cultural appropriation? Nobody told me they were...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

Now do Skittles and cough syrup.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 07:26 AM (vFG9F)

163 I heard some of his stories from other people more than him.
See BoB is being run on Sundance channel. Didn't use to get it but now do, unlike TCM which use to but now not

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:28 AM (Ia/+0)

164
...unlike TCM which use to but now not
Posted by: Skip


Did Tedward claw it into his grave after himself?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 07:30 AM (s9VOe)

165 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, Greetings from Amish Country at June 06, 2026 07:31 AM (bfy6w)

166 A defunded channel on YouTube looked into Band of Brothers and found lots things made up and downright wrong.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:32 AM (Ia/+0)

167 ...unlike TCM which use to but now not
Posted by: Skip

Did Tedward claw it into his grave after himself?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison!

A lot of cable companies treat TCM almost like a premium channel. I have Comcast and I know they do because I pay extra for it.

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2026 07:33 AM (lJ0H4)

168 I heard some of his stories from other people more than him.
See BoB is being run on Sundance channel. Didn't use to get it but now do, unlike TCM which use to but now not
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026


***
I'm still getting used to streaming. I keep thinking (a) they'll charge me somehow, and (b) that I can't pause the film -- though I can. We watched Hunt for Red October for free last night, and it was perfectly possible to pause it and even rewind as with a DVD or a YooToob video.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2026 07:33 AM (wzUl9)

169
Superintendent Ruth Turner said those who saw the menu were “hurt, disappointed, and offended” by the graphic’s appearance alongside the June 19 holiday commemorating the end of slavery in the United States."


They undoubtably would have been just fine with an image of a plantation mansion with an encircled "D" on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 07:34 AM (s9VOe)

170 I have all HiDef now but it changed lots of channels. Gladly have Tubi now. They Were Expendable from John Ford is on, watched it lsst night

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:34 AM (Ia/+0)

171 I have two new gadgets. I bought an XTE-ink4 reader. This is a bookreader with buttons, no touch screen. I can't really test it yet as I need a replacement micro SD card. It is about the size of a credit card but a little bit thicker. They do make an even smaller one. Lots of videos about these on You Tube. I can read stuff on my phone but I don't always want my phone with me. Second gadget is a 3D printed electric spinning wheel. Designed by a guy named Maurice, who calls his company Dreaming Robots. He has been doing Kickstarters for these. I have the smallest, the Nano, which is quiet, portable, and can be run off a battery pack. I've never wanted an electric spinner, but these are cheap and well built. I will likely get the new version, when it comes out next month, to have one with bigger bobbins. It is amazing what they can do with 3D printing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 06, 2026 07:37 AM (7T8ei)

172 I found even on regular movie channels I can go back if missed some part or restart the movie.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:38 AM (Ia/+0)

173 SpaceX hopes to start trading next Thursday. My investment club decided to try buying some shares at the IPO, which I think is nutso. The company is hoping to get a valuation of 60 times projected 2027 revenues. Revenues! You can forget a value based on earnings or cash flow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:38 AM (iMJX8)

174 All this movie watching has seriously cut into reading this month

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:39 AM (Ia/+0)

175 174 All this movie watching has seriously cut into reading this month

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:39 AM (Ia/+0)

Well, reading cuts into movie watching time too...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 07:41 AM (l3cgK)

176 SpaceX hopes to start trading next Thursday. My investment club decided to try buying some shares at the IPO, which I think is nutso. The company is hoping to get a valuation of 60 times projected 2027 revenues. Revenues! You can forget a value based on earnings or cash flow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:38 AM (iMJX

That is nutso. I'll have to watch that to buy on the post-IPO drop.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 07:41 AM (dK+Kv)

177 Powerline week in pictures is up

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 07:43 AM (Ia/+0)

178 Good luck with your house hunt Wolfus! I'm following your adventure with interest. I am halfway considering doing the same thing, just not sure where I want to go yet! I did buy a home in AZ but due to the 1031 exchange I can't live in it for 5 years....

Speaking of, I am taking my 5 yr old granddaughter on her first airplane flight today down to Az for a few days, meeting daughter 1 and her 3 kids. Should be fun. 5 yr old was out last night with her suitcase and was "practicing pulling it" up and down my driveway. Cute stuff

Posted by: Molly k. at June 06, 2026 07:44 AM (j/yko)

179 SpaceX Is About to IPO. History Says a 55% Stock Drop Could Be Coming Next.

https://tinyurl.com/yu4d83fs

A Truist study of 30 major IPOs found the average maximum first-year drawdown hit 55%, with even ARM falling 41% peak-to-trough in just three months.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 07:44 AM (dK+Kv)

180 Montclair public schools used to be focused on education. After all, it's a very well off commuting town. New Jersey's new commie governor, Mikie Sherrill is from there.

But now they hired this woman everyone is quoting today, Ruth Turner, to run it and her main claim to the job is "over 20 years of experience in urban education and equity-focused leadership".

I predict disaster ahead for the students.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:45 AM (mbNQQ)

181 62:scooped up little cat Dagny (who'd followed me in), and marched out, only to wake up.


Dagny to the rescue!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, Greetings from Amish Country at June 06, 2026 07:46 AM (bfy6w)

182 "James Carville endorses ‘f–ked up’ Graham Platner, compares him to US allying with Stalin to win WWII"

James, I think it was Italy who allied themselves with the Nazis. At least for a while.

Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2026 07:47 AM (BvTxf)

183 A Truist study of 30 major IPOs found the average maximum first-year drawdown hit 55%, with even ARM falling 41% peak-to-trough in just three months.

What next ? You gonna' tell me that investors are irrational ?

I think most people - even most pros - overthink it. Same for sports betting. In both cases, you're buying or betting against the perceptions of irrational people.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:48 AM (EFkNq)

184 Coffee thread up. No pants required.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2026 07:48 AM (mbNQQ)

185 In both cases, you're buying or betting against the perceptions of irrational people.

Posted by: Howdy at June 06, 2026 07:48 AM (EFkNq)

That is the net of it, yes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2026 07:50 AM (dK+Kv)

186
One of the things I miss about usually being the driver of tge vehicle on longer journeys is gazing out the window as we rolled along, as Dustin Hoffman did here:

The Belle Stars - Iko Iko
https://youtu.be/yeCvd1xGvKE

It was especially cool to view all the reflection planes present in regularly ordered crops in orchards or vineyards.-- they brought to mind how X-ray diffraction functioned (once a chemist...).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 07:52 AM (s9VOe)

187 In both cases, you're buying or betting against the perceptions of irrational people.

Posted by: Howdy


Also, you're betting against the rational thieves who are manufacturing and amplifying those perceptions.

Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2026 07:54 AM (BvTxf)

188 Holy cow. I managed to stumble across a music video so infuriatingly bad, I won't even link it. The 1989 song was thoroughly mid, and for the vid, they tried to artsy it up and just made a travesty. What is wrong with people.

Well, I think they were either gay or pretending. And pretending to be gay is authentically queer. Band was Faith No More, song was Falling To Pieces. Blargh.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 08:08 AM (Sy6m/)

189 @188/SciVo: "... Band was Faith No More, song was Falling To Pieces. Blargh."

Sampled a few seconds at 3 or 4 segments of the video. It was crap.

Your warning was solid, thank you.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 09:50 AM (O7YUW)

190 189 @188/SciVo: "... Band was Faith No More, song was Falling To Pieces. Blargh."

Sampled a few seconds at 3 or 4 segments of the video. It was crap.

Your warning was solid, thank you.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2026 09:50 AM (O7YUW)

Visual assault and battery...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2026 12:43 PM (l3cgK)

191 Thanks for the music. It reminds me that I have to rip my Deep Forest CD, and get it onto the thumb drive that I have p.ugged into the car.
Dinosaur, I know, but I miss my 6 CD changer with ten+ hours of MP3s on each CD.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2026 03:59 PM (ezP9C)

192 Regarding medical devices, are the Dexcom glucose sensors using a chip that is short supply? The damage for diabetes in cost and loss of blood sugar control is pretty scary.

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 06, 2026 09:18 PM (o3x7F)

ONT: Happy Fun Edition - Friday 6/5/26

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Howdy all y'all! Weird Dave is on ONT special assignment this week, so yer ol' pal Weasel is filling in. Since the ONT goes up waaaay past my normal bedtime I really have no idea what I am doing, so please bear with me as I figure out the complexities and subtle nuance of the thread.

With that, grab your favorite beverage and settle in for the overnight!

******

Happy Fun Ball

The official ball of the Happy Fun ONT.

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Speaking of Balls

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Think You're Tough?

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Dawa Sherpa (L)

You're not tough. This guy is tough.

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Think You're Badass?

You're not badass. This is badass.

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Huh?

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Speaking of beverages, how the hell does water expire?

Maybe a question for the Food Thread?

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SNAFU

Have you heard the acronym SNAFU How about TARFU and FUBAR?

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Anyone From This Place?

Try writing that as your return address!

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Musical Interlude

A twofer!

and...


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Useful Products

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For your overnight questions.

Ask The Mystic Pickle!

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That's it, folks. Thanks for letting me hang out with you guys and gals for a while. Have a nice night and a great weekend!

Posted by: Weasel at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 05, 2026 10:00 PM (+9wcF)

2 edged weapons

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (f3Fjc)

3 First?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (QGaXH)

4 Nope!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (QGaXH)

5 Sorry I'm late, I twisted an ankle doing the Curley Shuffle.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (/ly7b)

6 Evening all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (lwhHh)

7 The Three Stooges getting in to vice?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (ZVgZ4)

8 Willowed:

220 Which commenter kept posting a birdbath status?

I know he had serious medical issues some time back, but I don't remember if he's recovered enough to post.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:59 PM (qx7Zg)

JT, I believe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (1z8ji)

That sounds right. Does anyone know how he's doing?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (qx7Zg)

9 I can tell ya all about FUBAR and TARFU. Seen 'em all.

Thanks for the ONT, Weasel!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (Jr+re)

10 A Weasel ONT cool!

Thanks Weasel!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (Sco7b)

11 Wut? No gun stuff?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

12 2 edged weapons
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (f3Fjc)

Obviously you have a sharp wit.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 05, 2026 10:04 PM (/ly7b)

13 Is sign is a translation of "I am out of the office. I will respond when I return from vacation."?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:04 PM (qx7Zg)

14 Good evening Horde. Thank you overnight Weasel!

Posted by: TRex - pickled dino at June 05, 2026 10:04 PM (lm0r7)

15 Alarmed by Chinese buyers quietly snapping up territory near its military hubs, Japan is launching an emergency nationwide audit.

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 10:05 PM (8SF/N)

16 Wut? No gun stuff?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Saving it for Sunday!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:05 PM (1S3fY)

17 Bang???

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 05, 2026 10:05 PM (lm0r7)

18 Weasel is in the house 🤩!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 05, 2026 10:05 PM (uTEOj)

19 Yay! Friday ONT is best ONT

Thank you Weasel

So I have a complaint. Wife and I both like our coffee. Weekdays we drink Yuban and on weekends we treat ourselves to flavored coffee, Don Francisco's Hawaiian Hazlenut. It's a little pricey but I look for sales and we usually can stock up for about $8 per 12 oz can.

Lately I noticed the stash getting low so I've had an eye out for a sale. Yesterday, at Stater Bros it was on sale for 9.99. A little pricey but we're almost out.

As I picked up the can it felt and looked different. THEY CHANGED THE SIZE! Now it's a 10 oz can.

So less coffee for more money! No Thanks!

I put it back on the shelf. No more Hawaiian Hazelnut for a while.

Maybe I should put this in the FWP thread, especially if they follow my suggestion and make it a FWP snd Petty Complaints thread.

Other than that everything is just ducky!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (QGaXH)

20 Evening, Weasel, and ONT Horde. Enjoyed the SNAFU, cartoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (1z8ji)

21 Thanks for the Friday Night ONT, Weasel!

You did just fine!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (D/6p1)

22 That sounds right. Does anyone know how he's doing?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (qx7Zg)

Ben Had is the person to ask.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (1z8ji)

23 I nooded, ya buncha . . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

24 Ah crap! I said mystic pickle out loud and a stupid jerk imp showed up!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

25 Having a mystic pickle seems like a big dill.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 05, 2026 10:08 PM (/ly7b)

26 Thanks for the water link. When I was taking care of Mom and supply lines were strained I stocked up. Not prepper savvy though. I could keep Mom alive.

The huge barrels you could store water in without worrying about plastic monkeypox Covid Aids degrading into the water killing you instantly were all expensive as hell.

80 cases of 24 bottles. We were set. I'm down to about 35 now....


From the article...

Plastic is not an environmentally friendly substance and might harm health. Furthermore, tap water is more regulated than bottled water.


Just ask Flint Michigan....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:08 PM (Sco7b)

27 Weird Dave is on ONT special assignment this week, so yer ol' pal Weasel is filling in.

Whaaat? That's p!$$-poor planning ahead. No disrespect to the Weasel, but a Friday ONT is supposed to be the work of Weird Dave.

Harrumph.

Well, okay, I'll go see whatcha got, anyway. 🤪

Posted by: mindful webworker - anticipation disappointed at June 05, 2026 10:08 PM (dn9xm)

28 Decisions decisions...Gutfeld? Or Double Indemnity on TCM with Fred Macmurray?

Solution: DVR 'em bof

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:08 PM (QGaXH)

29 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (QGaXH)
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I'm in the process of switching from Black Rifle Beyond Black to Death Wish Dark Roast.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:09 PM (1S3fY)

30 Mel Blanc is doing the voice characters in the Snafu cartoon.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 05, 2026 10:09 PM (y171U)

31 We can't keep playing if you don't let go of the (mystic) pickle!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (jGGMD)

32 Thanks for filling in, Weasel.

Posted by: dooley at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (Zhu94)

33 >>> how the hell does water expire?
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It's not just water anymore. They put soda and minerals init to make it taste better. mmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (f3Fjc)

34 I like the Dr. Dingus Emotional Support Pickle (also on Amazon). TSA approved! Brrrrrrrrrrrrt

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (kpS4V)

35 19 Other than that everything is just ducky!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (QGaXH)

Shrinkflation attacks! The water must have been cold.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (/ly7b)

36 I went to the Amazon website for the Mystic Pickle.

It's NOT A SEX TOY!!
If anyone else is wondering.


Everyone have a great weekend.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:12 PM (Sco7b)

37 Evenin'

Another round of golf completed. Did ok. Broke 100 anyway. I go back to Babylon DC next Saturday so I still have a week here in Amish Country. So quiet and peaceful around here. Its nice.

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 05, 2026 10:12 PM (bfy6w)

38 And howdy everybody! Nice to be here. Not sure how long I can stay up, but I have a Brickhouse Mighty Mighty Maduro ready to light and they take a while to smoke!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:12 PM (1S3fY)

39 Haven't read the link but it's probably the bottle's 'best before', technically... that stuff fouls the water as it breaks down.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)

40 My dad had a SNAFU book that must have been frames from the cartoons. It was pretty racy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

41 "how the hell does water expire?"

No idea!

Posted by: Lawyers Guild of Washington DC at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (8SF/N)

42
These Chicoms are always up to something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (w6EFb)

43
I should have asked, has there been any further word about Doof's mother?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (O0L8i)

44 A great ONT! Woot!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (Dd38x)

45 re Snafu, someone on X was claiming that the Army has historically recruited quite a few people on The Spectrum.
They show up in boot camp with a vague idea that they can follow orders, and they're looking forward to having some structure in life; but might not be able to interpret those orders very well.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

46 Speaking of beverages, how the hell does water expire?

Maybe a question for the Food Thread?
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The whole "expiration date" thing is based on the idea that the thing put in the container remains *exactly the same* up to a certain point. It's not toxic past that point, but may be different. How different? It's hard to say.

Because people assumed it meant "toxic" and threw stuff out, the language was changed to "best by," because in some instances, a thing not staying the same is a good thing. See also: aged cheese, bourbon, scotch, etc.

An Air Force captain once told me how he was at an Army FOB in Iraq and observed a squad of soldiers slowly pouring out a pallet of water bottles onto the ground. He was mystified, inquired as to what was going on, and climbed up the chain of command until the senior NCO explained that yes, the water could be used to wash or clean things, it was fine for that, but the garrison was bored and would start setting stuff on fire unless otherwise occupied.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (ZOv7s)

47 43
I should have asked, has there been any further word about Doof's mother?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM

I spoke to him this morning, she is going on hospice care. It’s God’s timeline now.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (Dd38x)

48 80 cases of 24 bottles. We were set. I'm down to about 35 now....

35 cases or 35 bottles?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (ZVgZ4)

49 It's not just water anymore. They put soda and minerals init to make it taste better. mmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (f3Fjc)

Soda might go flat, but minerals don't "expire". Possibly, over a sufficiently long time span, enough pt-pt-pt-pthalates might leach out of the plastic bottle to exceed "safe" limits? But I'd rather risk an unlikely bad reaction to plasticizers than die of thirst.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:16 PM (1z8ji)

50 Thank you for the fun thread, weasel.

I love the old toons and public service announcements. It was so much easier when people weren’t offended all the time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 10:16 PM (mKKL7)

51 And howdy everybody! Nice to be here. Not sure how long I can stay up, but I have a Brickhouse Mighty Mighty Maduro ready to light and they take a while to smoke!
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:12 PM (1S3fY)
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Greetings and salutations!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:16 PM (ZOv7s)

52 PICKLE RICK!!!

Posted by: Pickle Rick at June 05, 2026 10:17 PM (bfy6w)

53 Madrigal Stayin' Alive is just what I needed this evening!

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 05, 2026 10:17 PM (ftFVW)

54 Evening Weasel!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)

55 @ 5:45 in the Blue Angels vid things get scary

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 10:18 PM (ZxPkt)

56 "...someone on X was claiming that the Army has historically recruited quite a few people on The Spectrum."
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Some ratings are like The Island of Broken Toys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V)

57 I had the day off, so I went hiking. Took my radio and made contact with other hams in France and Japan. Now I'm relaxing after downing a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with some chianti (makes Dr. Lecter noises).

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (K1RVP)

58 Heh:

Mr Reagan: Are California Elections Rigged?
https://youtu.be/o6AjS7qr6xg

Seems t'me, I don't need an 18½ minute video to answer that question.

Posted by: mindful webworker - to ask is to answer at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (dn9xm)

59 The Pickle a Day lobby has no shame.

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (8SF/N)

60 Mistic Pickle is a negative, ghostrider.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (LHPAg)

61 Some ratings are like The Island of Broken Toys.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
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"Drill Sergeant, is bladder control one of the seven army core values?"

"It is not, private, and that is why Private X is graduating from BCT."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (ZOv7s)

62 My dad had a SNAFU book that must have been frames from the cartoons. It was pretty racy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

There was a booklet called "Baby-San" my Dad got in Korea. I haven't seen it for years. It might be in the garage somewhere.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)

63 gKWVE, a long time ago, c.1968, the Air Force had a program called Project 100,000. After enlistment testing, recruits were classified in four groups, from top to bottom A, B, C and D. Project 100,000 signed up 100,000 recruits from group D to see if they could make it. I learned about the project about 2 years later when I started getting some very simple questions about my personnel records. They were mismarked to show I was one of the test group, while I was actually part of the control group.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr+re)

64 Evening all,

I hope you are all well.

Posted by: Joyenz at June 05, 2026 10:21 PM (2F0/Y)

65 48 80 cases of 24 bottles. We were set. I'm down to about 35 now....

35 cases or 35 bottles?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (ZVgZ4)

35 cases of 24 bottles.

Our town did have boil water advisories so it came in handy. They're in a crawl space so it's not hot there.

And I get the plastic breaks down thing. With so many other concerns....whatever.

Now back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:22 PM (Sco7b)

66 Thank you for a swell ONT Weasel!

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 10:22 PM (4DK2r)

67 Oh, a wise guy, eh?

*wields pipe wrench*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:22 PM (u/oMr)

68 58 Heh:

Mr Reagan: Are California Elections Rigged?
https://youtu.be/o6AjS7qr6xg

Seems t'me, I don't need an 18½ minute video to answer that question.
Posted by: mindful webworker - to ask is to answer at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (dn9xm)

Come on, a 24,000 ballot drop with only ONE candidates votes in it... NONE for any other candidate... it totally normal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2026 10:23 PM (mP0Kj)

69 Blue Angels
Airplanes.
Ppppfffttt....

You want exciting?
You want scary?
You want awesome???
Roll a battalion of tanks across that airfield. In column, in echelon, wedge formations. Maneuvers you never saw before.
And unlike airplanes that leave, the tanks stay!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

70 The Ayatollah asks, Where is my mystic pickle?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:24 PM (f3Fjc)

71 #twoweeks until I'm done getting shot with hormones every night. And I can't even drink to celebrate. Sigh...

Posted by: pookysgirl, finding soft things to sit on at June 05, 2026 10:24 PM (Wt5PA)

72 Of the entire Mystic line of food products, I think pizza was the best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:25 PM (u/oMr)

73 Weasel ont!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 10:26 PM (fE6HJ)

74 I love the old toons and public service announcements. It was so much easier when people weren’t offended all the time.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The M16A1 Rifle: Operation and Preventive Maintenance manual illustrated by Will Eisner had some text (iirc), that went something like:

'Sure it's fun to fire tracer rounds but did you know that they leave behind barrel deposits and fouling that can lead to misfires and jamming?'

It was like your Dad lecturing you.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 10:26 PM (jnTpz)

75 71 #twoweeks until I'm done getting shot with hormones every night. And I can't even drink to celebrate. Sigh...

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Too bad. I have some really expensive champagne that I'll have to drink myself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (u/oMr)

76 Good Evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (h06De)

77 For more info about Project 100,000, aka "McNamara morons", check out "McNamara's Folly" by Hamilton Gregory. Available on Kindle.

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (K1RVP)

78 The Iranian Navy, presented by Truth Social

https://tinyurl.com/4zjms5j9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (f3Fjc)

79 And in movie news, I finished watching Spider Noir, it's pretty darn good, Nicholas Cage should easily win an Emmy.

My main complaint is that even though it's presented in black and white, you can tell it's simply a de-colored digital "print." as well as the atmospherics, ie smoke, haze, fog are CGI.

If they had actually shot it on film and did everything practically, it would have moved from really good to great.

Definitely in the top 10 of super hero things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)

80 A little more info on what happened with the Russians wanting to saw into something on the ISS that spooked NASA.

They were going to cut a bracket, and NASA was worried about structural compromise. That's why they had our guys head to the Dragon.

The Russians were going to do it, but finally decided against cutting the bracket and to do more inspection and testing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:28 PM (w6EFb)

81 McNamara's Folly

I'll bet that name means my AF Project 100,000 was really a DoD project, huh?

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:29 PM (Jr+re)

82 Thanks for the ONT, Weasel! Nice work!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

83 @trump_repost
2h

Eric Metaxas, a great guy, has written an incredible new book, "Revolution: The Birth of the Greatest Nation in the History of the World."

As we celebrate our Nation's 250th Birthday, Eric honors the Faith, Wisdom, and Courage of the Great Patriots who sacrificed so much to secure our Independence. These stories of our shared past inspire us to build a future bigger, greater, and stronger than ever before. THE BEST IS YET TO COME!
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Saw Eric speak in person. Impressive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:30 PM (f3Fjc)

84 the balls on those Navy pilots

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 10:30 PM (ZxPkt)

85
For more info about Project 100,000, aka "McNamara morons", check out "McNamara's Folly" 

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Robert McNamara, your typical MBA who thinks HBS models can be applied equally to cars and tanks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 10:31 PM (O0L8i)

86 LRob - Project 100K affected all branches. Some of the stories are gut-wrenching; men who probably had sub-70 IQs were thrown into combat with no idea how to survive. Not to mention the psychopaths and other undesirables who caused more problems for us than for the NVA.

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 10:33 PM (K1RVP)

87 Too bad. I have some really expensive champagne that I'll have to drink myself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (u/oMr)

I'd tell you save it for the baby's grand arrival on Christmas, but I don't know how well champagne ages.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows more about vodka at June 05, 2026 10:33 PM (Wt5PA)

88 The best "air show" I ever saw was in the late 70s in N. California. The Blue Angels were set to fly the next day at our Air Force base and had a practice that lasted almost an hour. It was better than the show and the commander shut down maintenance so everyone could watch. The Blue Angels fly lower and nearer to each other than the Thunderbirds can imagine.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:33 PM (Jr+re)

89 The Russians were going to do it, but finally decided against cutting the bracket and to do more inspection and testing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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The Russians and the Americas should call it quits and come home. Arrange for them all to come home at the same time, no one calls first.
That's why both sides are malingering, who calls first.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:34 PM (f3Fjc)

90
For more info about Project 100,000, aka "McNamara morons", check out "McNamara's Folly" by Hamilton Gregory. Available on Kindle.
Posted by: PabloD


We had a couple of those on my first ship in the Navy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:35 PM (Cqx++)

91
The Russians were going to do it, but finally decided against cutting the bracket and to do more inspection and testing.

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Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2026 10:35 PM (u/oMr)

92 PabloD, I don't think I ever met or contacted anyone in the test group. I assume the Air Force had fewer cases than the Army.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:35 PM (Jr+re)

93 Robert McNamara, your typical MBA who thinks HBS models can be applied equally to cars and tanks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 10:31 PM (O0L8i)
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Trust your credentialed overlords.

Posted by: The Deep State at June 05, 2026 10:39 PM (ZOv7s)

94
Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
Posted by: HAL 9000


I'm not going out there!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:39 PM (Cqx++)

95 For more info about Project 100,000, aka "McNamara morons", check out "McNamara's Folly" by Hamilton Gregory. Available on Kindle.
Posted by: PabloD

We had a couple of those on my first ship in the Navy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:35 PM (Cqx++)

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Had a couple in my first platoon in Germany. I think these guys were at the upper end of the scale. Not bright, but once they knew the job, they did it well enough, and were able to reenlist when they were eligible. Smart enough to realize they had a better job than they were going to find back home.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)

96 Three Stooges! A neglected American treasure, for sure.
I have a pic of them in my shop.had it for, maybe, 30 years!
“We’re Orphans” was the gag, but one of the most excellent pics of their many shenanigans.
Can’t find a link, or post the pic, but a search for three stooges dressed as children might get you to the right on.

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 05, 2026 10:40 PM (HZfH/)

97 There were roughly 320,000–354,000 men accepted under the Project 100,000 program (1966–1971).

The Army received 70% of them, AF, Navy and USMC each received 10% roughly. The Army and Marines assigned most to combat roles, which contributed to disproportionately high casualty rates for Project 100,000 men.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 10:41 PM (jnTpz)

98 83 Saw Eric Metaxas speak in person. Impressive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:30 PM (f3Fjc)

I read his book "Is Atheism Dead?". It may have been a Moron recommendation from the book thread.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 05, 2026 10:42 PM (y171U)

99 L Rob

The Blue Angels when they flew the A-4F Super Fox. Talk about close formation flying and perfect timing.

https://youtu.be/wk3XSV6H6w0

I would like to see the current Blues try some of these maneuvers, the computers would overrule them probably.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:43 PM (2GVsD)

100 I went to see "The Backrooms" yesterday. I'm not a horror fan, but the movie's back-story intrigued me, so I went. I thought it was quite good. The two lead actors were excellent, especially the lead guy (the same actor who played the Operative in "Serenity"). No spandex, no Pedro Pascal, no finger-wagging lectures or DEI -- just a good story told well, and by a 20-year-old director with a shoestring budget. There's life in the movies yet.

Posted by: Nemo at June 05, 2026 10:44 PM (4RPgu)

101 Had a couple in my first platoon in Germany. I think these guys were at the upper end of the scale. Not bright, but once they knew the job, they did it well enough, and were able to reenlist when they were eligible. Smart enough to realize they had a better job than they were going to find back home.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)
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The tail end of Clinton's Army was a sight to see. My basic training company had a motley collection of people motivated purely by occupational training, a handful of deluded patriots (like me) and then a bunch of people incapable of other employment.

Because of the manning crisis, no one washed out. We were told that up front - if you fail, you'll stay here until your contract is completed. And don't try gay stuff, that won't work anymore.

Conscripts would have been an improvement.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:44 PM (ZOv7s)

102 Geez. Just had a turd floater roll thru. Not counting the two earlier today.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (lwhHh)

103
The normal, acceptable leak rate for the ISS is about 0.6 lbs/day. Anything above 1 lb/day is a problem. It's currently at 2 lbs/day. It's been a problem since 2019. They've been closing off the hatch to the leaky Rooskie module there and that lowers the loss rate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

104
I would like to see the current Blues try some of these maneuvers, the computers would overrule them probably.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:43 PM (2GVsD)
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The M-5 multitronic computer will remove human error!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:47 PM (kpS4V)

105 I've got an idea.

Let's send Doll Eyes Alex up to tour the ISS... and Massey

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:48 PM (2GVsD)

106 “Brickhouse Mighty Mighty Maduro“

6X60, perhaps?

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 05, 2026 10:48 PM (HZfH/)

107 M-5 > HAL > LLM > Joey Bidet

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:49 PM (2GVsD)

108 For about 12 years we lived near Monterey, CA. My wife worked at the Naval Postgraduate School there. About every 2-3 years the Thunderbirds or the Blue Angles would perform over in Salinas... the airport's bigger than the one in Monterey.

So... when the Thunderbirds were in town, they'd buzz the shit out of the post grad school. We were on the roof of her building one day and I swear to God you'd almost be able touch the planes. The jet wash would knock you down.

The Blue Angels would do likewise, but the T-birds were just pissing the squids off to no end.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 10:49 PM (jehhT)

109 Posted by: Gunslinger at June 05, 2026 10:48 PM (HZfH/)
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That's the one! It's a commitment, so I opted for something smaller at the last minute so I can get to bed before noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (DJPFk)

110 The normal, acceptable leak rate for the ISS is about 0.6 lbs/day. Anything above 1 lb/day is a problem. It's currently at 2 lbs/day. It's been a problem since 2019. They've been closing off the hatch to the leaky Rooskie module there and that lowers the loss rate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air? Here on Earth, you can see a stream of dense gas, say acetylene, issuing from an unlit torch by the difference in refractive index. May even cast a shadow. I have personally seen this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

111 "acceptable leak rate"? Uh, if I were going up to the ISS I'd pack my flight bag full of cans of Flex Seal...

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (K1RVP)

112

If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The oxygen would be lost, the oxygen would be lost.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++)

113 The Army and Marines assigned most to combat roles, which contributed to disproportionately high casualty rates for Project 100,000 men.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 10:41 PM (jnTpz)
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The low quality bothered the cadre, who were 80s recruits when fuckups got sent home. Our platoon sergeant went off at one point saying: "Private, the only reason I allow you to stay in the Army is that you will stop a bullet for a better man." Harsh but true.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:51 PM (ZOv7s)

114 I didn't watch the video, but . . . that "Longest Place Name" must be in Finland.

Just finished a rewatch, the first in years, of Hunt for Red October. Such a grand film. The novel, Clancy's first, was terribly dull and muted all the action elements. Someone like Michael Crichton or Larry Niven could have gotten the technical details across to us, yet still generated excitement. I wish Clancy had collaborated with Niven (whom he admired); that would have been a fascinating team-up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)

115 Late to the thread, so this was probably answered.

BenHad knows how JT is.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 05, 2026 10:52 PM (nz1sK)

116 Trivia on Hunt for Red October: Jeffrey Jones, the principal in Ferris Bueller, plays the expert Alec Baldwin's Jack Ryan consults about the mysterious doors on Ramius's Russian sub.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:53 PM (wzUl9)

117 Weasel,

You should share your "post template" with the cobs.

AoS articles with YouTube embeds jump all over when reloaded and yours do not do that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

118 Geez. Just had a turd floater roll thru. Not counting the two earlier today.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (lwhHh)


Too much fat in the diet?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:54 PM (2WIwB)

119 Just finished a rewatch, the first in years, of Hunt for Red October. Such a grand film. The novel, Clancy's first, was terribly dull and muted all the action elements. Someone like Michael Crichton or Larry Niven could have gotten the technical details across to us, yet still generated excitement. I wish Clancy had collaborated with Niven (whom he admired); that would have been a fascinating team-up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)
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Disagree. It was a page-turner when it first came out, but subsequent readings reveal the flaws.

It is not part of my library for that reason.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:54 PM (ZOv7s)

120 Trivia on Hunt for Red October: Jeffrey Jones, the principal in Ferris Bueller, plays the expert Alec Baldwin's Jack Ryan consults about the mysterious doors on Ramius's Russian sub.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:53 PM (wzUl9)
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The guy had range. Two very different roles.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:56 PM (ZOv7s)

121 Jeffery Jones, possessed scientist in Howard the Duck

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)

122 Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2026


***
Have I got time for a nap first?

Posted by: Keir Dullea at June 05, 2026 10:57 PM (wzUl9)

123 Really, Weasel? During Piper remembrance month? Really?

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 10:57 PM (77rzZ)

124 >> Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air?

They know where the leaks are, it's just getting to one that's the problem. This Russian module has been springing leaks since 2019, and they think it's due to metal fatigue from the docking and undocking over it's 20 yr life up there. It is the only docking module port suffering from that, however.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:58 PM (w6EFb)

125 Really, Weasel? During Piper remembrance month? Really?
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 10:57 PM (77rzZ)
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She'd have wanted it this way.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM (DJPFk)

126 AOP@49 hit the water expiring on the head. Many years ago I had a friend who was a manager for a bottled water distribution company. I asked about water expiration dates.
He said water is a universal solvent. After awhile it degrades the plastic. Current standards for emergency water for drinking require canned water

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM (w3u3d)

127 Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air? Here on Earth, you can see a stream of dense gas, say acetylene, issuing from an unlit torch by the difference in refractive index. May even cast a shadow. I have personally seen this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

If they send everyone out to look, you know that someone will lock all the doors before leaving. It's a little far for AAA to send someone to unlock the doors.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)

128 SNAFU cartoon was interesting.

I don't think SNAFU is used much when E-1 Snuffy Smith screws up. It takes an O-4 (+) to make real SNAFU.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)

129 Trivia on Hunt for Red October: Jeffrey Jones, the principal in Ferris Bueller, plays the expert Alec Baldwin's Jack Ryan consults about the mysterious doors on Ramius's Russian sub.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The guy had range. Two very different roles.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I'll say - In 2002, Jones was arrested and charged with soliciting a 14-year-old boy to pose for nude photographs.
He was also investigated for possession of child pornography. He was arrested again in 2004 and 2010 for failing to properly update his sex offender registration.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 11:01 PM (jnTpz)

130 Jeffrey Jones also played Emperor Joseph II in Amadeus.

Which also co-starred Elizabeth Berridge’s magnificent bazooms.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:01 PM (77rzZ)

131 In the early 70's my brother and I watched a military jet fly vertical and go full afterburner right above the Everett Boeing plant. We were near Mukilteo as it happened. We were gobsmacked.

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 11:01 PM (8SF/N)

132 If they send everyone out to look, you know that someone will lock all the doors before leaving. It's a little far for AAA to send someone to unlock the doors.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)

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Don't you worry. I'll let them back in.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2026 11:01 PM (u/oMr)

133 As some of you know, the house in Terre Haute is probably not going to happen for me. There are too many $$$ problems with it. My real esate agent agrees and even said that the repairs could run to $30K -- and that the sellers are almost certainly not going to agree to fix the big things, maybe not even the small. Ah, well.

I'm looking at another home, a slightly higher price range, with already-installed solar roof panels and a Generac backup battery system. I'd think such a place *must* have up-t-date electrical systems, right? Are there any problems with solar panels if (a) you don't have to pay to install it, and (b) if you don't depend completely on it? And keep it clean?

Posted by: Keir Dullea at June 05, 2026 11:02 PM (wzUl9)

134 Too many notes.

Posted by: Joseph II at June 05, 2026 11:02 PM (u/oMr)

135 Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air? Here on Earth, you can see a stream of dense gas, say acetylene, issuing from an unlit torch by the difference in refractive index. May even cast a shadow. I have personally seen this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Spray some soapy water on the hull. A leak would present as bubbles.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)

136 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (UfDpa)

137 "What are the differences between an apprentice, a journeyman, and a master?"

--When an apprentice makes a mistake, he needs a journeyman to fix it for him.

--When a journeyman makes a mistake, he can fix it himself.

--When a master makes a mistake, you'll never know it because he'll have you believing that he planned to do it that way.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (rdVOm)

138 Re: 133: Oops. Sock off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (wzUl9)

139 Good evening morons y gracias weasel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)

140 Thanks again for the ONT, Weasel. Gotta get up around 0300 for a short road trip.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (Jr+re)

141 >Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air?
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hundreds of years ago, I worked for the gas company. If we wanted to check a section of pipe for a leak, we had the soap bucket. Brush some soapy water on the pipe and look for bubbles.

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 11:04 PM (ZxPkt)

142 Always learning, that is for sure.

After four Fw 190s and a Fw 190D built, discover I have been attaching the lap belts wrong. Luckily got six more 190s and one Ta 152H to get it right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)

143 Hey Weasel!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:04 PM (EeuCJ)

144 And it's about time for me to hit the hay as well. No major errands tomorrow; I'll wash the car, maybe have some breakfast out, and then . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (wzUl9)

145 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:04 PM (EeuCJ)
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Hey there! Nice to see you!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (DJPFk)

146
Their leak detection uses an ultrasonic device to listen for the tell-tale "hissing" signature of a small leak. What they do is isolate each module in turn and see which module loses pressure. Once they identified the general location, they use the ultrasonic thingy to locate it precisely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)

147 Hey SMH!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

148 Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?

Man: Do you promise not to get mad, no matter what I say?

Woman: Yes, I promise.

Man: I bought a new guitar.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)

149
Are there any problems with solar panels if (a) you don't have to pay to install it, and (b) if you don't depend completely on it? And keep it clean?

Is it a house in the South?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 11:06 PM (Cqx++)

150 SMH. Congrats on the move!

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:06 PM (77rzZ)

151 Wolfus,

Always remember to change your socks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:06 PM (2GVsD)

152 I'll breakfast on mangoes and snow.

Posted by: ZOD at June 05, 2026 11:06 PM (UfDpa)

153
135

Spray some soapy water on the hull. A leak would present as bubbles.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:02 PM

The vacuum of space would flash evaporate the water. A high-boiling liquid might work.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 05, 2026 11:07 PM (iTNuP)

154 We closed on a house in MO, and we're moving tomorrow.
Everything is pretty much packed up and some guys from church is helping us load the uHaul tomorrow morning.
Daughter, SiL and granddaughters are helping also.
Hopefully we'll hit the road by lunchtime.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:08 PM (EeuCJ)

155 I've always considered bottled water as something born of the gullibility of the consumer. It is a First World equivalent of a battery powered back scratcher and pet rocks.

First of all, over 75% of bottled water is tap water just like right out of the faucet. It's got your purifiers and chorine based chemicals in it. And, they SELL this to you for no other reason that to convince you it is convenient. Tap water (even in a glass air-sealed bottle...not plastic) will go stale as a result. Plastic bottles have their own issues despite what the environmental gurus tell you about it not being degradable. Taste a 10 year old bottle of tap water held in a sealed plastic bottle. Wash it down with some topsoil or ash...Enjoy.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 11:08 PM (dIske)

156 Wow SMH

Safe travels and may it be fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:09 PM (2GVsD)

157 Mangoes and snow >>> bananas and rice

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:09 PM (77rzZ)

158 Thanks, Bulg!.

Only things I'll miss in Illinois is our church and small town.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:09 PM (EeuCJ)

159 Snafu, someone on X was claiming that the Army has historically recruited quite a few people on The Spectrum.
====

Forrest Gump proved to be a military genius.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:09 PM (/lPRQ)

160 Thanks, Anna!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:10 PM (EeuCJ)

161 >First of all, over 75% of bottled water is tap water just like right out of the faucet.
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check the label for the words 'municipal source'

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 11:10 PM (ZxPkt)

162 Daughter, SiL and granddaughters are helping also.
Hopefully we'll hit the road by lunchtime.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:08 PM (EeuCJ)

Congratulations SMH! You escaped!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 11:10 PM (3mtTi)

163 Good luck with the move SMH!!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 11:11 PM (DJPFk)

164 Mmm. Snow.

Posted by: Hunter! at June 05, 2026 11:11 PM (gKWVE)

165 Seen online, but it tracks.

My son had a good report card. We told him he could have a present.

He chose 3 Ibs of bacon. That's when I knew for sure he was mine.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)

166 Variations on Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Just like Mozart!

Chicago Symphony Orchestra: "Mozart wasn’t the only classical-music composer inspired by the “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” melody. Haydn used it in the second movement of his Symphony No. 94 (Surprise), Saint-Säens quoted it in the 12th movement (“Fossils” of his Carnival of the Animals and Ernst von Dohnányi did so in Variations on a Nursery Tune, Op. 25 (1914).

And in the pop-culture realm, as part of his “Star Trek” mission "to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before,” Leonard Nimoy riffed upon a star for the song “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Earth” on his debut disc “Mr. Spock’s Music from Outer Space” (1967). As the supreme Vulcan himself would say, “Live long and prosper.”

Posted by: KT at June 05, 2026 11:12 PM (rdeQO)

167 Congratulations SMH! You escaped!
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Thanks to a VA loan, heh.

Thanks, Weasel!
God does answer prayers, just not on our schedule.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:12 PM (EeuCJ)

168
The leaks are in a small tunnel of the PrK tunnel of the Zvezda module, due to cracking. They think the last time something docked there, it caused some more cracks to start.

NASA is afraid that thing could rupture. Rooskies think we're a bunch of pussies and it's no problem. So, we loose a little more air than normal, BFD.



Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 11:13 PM (w6EFb)

169 Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?

Man: Do you promise not to get mad, no matter what I say?

Woman: Yes, I promise.

Man: I bought a new guitar.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 11:13 PM (lwhHh)

170 Hey, Hour of the Wolf. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:13 PM (77rzZ)

171 Safe travels, SMH!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 11:14 PM (kpS4V)

172 So, about Elizabeth Berridge’s boobs…

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (77rzZ)

173 Are there any problems with solar panels if (a) you don't have to pay to install it, and (b) if you don't depend completely on it? And keep it clean?

Is it a house in the South?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026


***
Hell no; the South is what I'm trying to flee. Indiana. I know there will be cloudy days and rainy/snowy ones, so I wouldn't depend on the things or install them myself. But Linda -- whose latest tactic in "discussing" my move is to bring up every negative thing about a given house -- says she's read that solar panels are very vulnerable to hail and storm damage, and their installation, if not done properly, can allow moisture and roof damage.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (wzUl9)

174 RER: Project 100000

Muhammad Ali was slated to be one of these, I believe. He refused induction in 1967.

Prior to that, in1962, he'd been classified 1-Y, i.e., "fit for service only in time of national emergency," because he scored below the 15th percentile on the basic skills test. He claimed this was due to dyslexia, & that might be true.

He commented, "I said I was the greatest, not the smartest."

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (RCjYY)

175 Thanks, AHE!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (EeuCJ)

176 My favorite follow on X

https://tinyurl.com/44fd28be

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 11:18 PM (ZxPkt)

177 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (EeuCJ)

178 Bottled water is convenient. And my well water here is harder than Chinese arithmetic. At my AZ place, I throw bottled water in the freezer, and once frozen, it goes in the cooler for road trips. Keeps other stuff cold; cooler stays dry inside. A bottle of frozen water in my pants pocket if out walking about. As it slowly melts, I get sips of ice water to hydrate with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (1z8ji)

179 We are in a really weird thunderstorm. The lightning never stops, nor does the thunder. It sounds like the thunder must be some distance off, but it has been a constant, never ending low roar for the past twenty minutes or so. I feel bad for whoever is directly under it.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (DK5Sh)

180
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:10 PM (EeuCJ)

Congratulations!!! Praying for traveling mercies, a safe and easy trip, many blessings and much happiness in your new home!

Posted by: moki at June 05, 2026 11:20 PM (wLjpr)

181 moki!!!

Thanks!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:20 PM (EeuCJ)

182 Why do I interpret the pic up top as some combination of Sefton, CBD, and Joe Mannix?

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (77rzZ)

183 Hey, Hour of the Wolf. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:13 PM (77rzZ)

I am. Still recovering a little about the boob reminder in Amadeus.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (qx7Zg)

184 SMH

What part of the Show Me state? As soon as you move in, you're eligible to be a Kansas City Chefs (not a typo) fan, you know.

It used to require 2 years of bona fide residence, by law.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (RCjYY)

185 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (zZu0s)

186 A bottle of frozen water in my pants pocket if out walking about. As it slowly melts, I get sips of ice water to hydrate with.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

I'd do that when I was downrange by sticking a frozen bottle of water in each of my cargo pockets.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (EeuCJ)

187
she's read that solar panels are very vulnerable to hail and storm damage, and their installation, if not done properly, can allow moisture and roof damage.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


All those things are true and Indiana is not a "sunny" state as far as home solar is concerned.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 11:23 PM (Cqx++)

188 Hell no; the South is what I'm trying to flee. Indiana. I know there will be cloudy days and rainy/snowy ones, so I wouldn't depend on the things or install them myself. But Linda -- whose latest tactic in "discussing" my move is to bring up every negative thing about a given house -- says she's read that solar panels are very vulnerable to hail and storm damage, and their installation, if not done properly, can allow moisture and roof damage.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (wzUl9)

Is the solar panel system grid-tied, or does it have batteries and inverter? Frankly, I would avoid solar, unless I was off-grid altogether, and was willing to make the commitment to service it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)

189 I'm looking at another home, a slightly higher price range, with already-installed solar roof panels and a Generac backup battery system. I'd think such a place *must* have up-t-date electrical systems, right? Are there any problems with solar panels if (a) you don't have to pay to install it, and (b) if you don't depend completely on it? And keep it clean?
Posted by: Keir Dullea


Some solar systems are leased and there might be a lien on the title for that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:23 PM (/lPRQ)

190 183 I do what I can. To quote Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:24 PM (77rzZ)

191 @169. Since it's a Weasel thread, perhaps I should have changed the last word to gun...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:24 PM (qx7Zg)

192 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (EeuCJ)

"If your porch collapses, and it kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 11:24 PM (UE9Fq)

193 What part of the Show Me state? As soon as you move in, you're eligible to be a Kansas City Chefs (not a typo) fan, you know.

It used to require 2 years of bona fide residence, by law.

Posted by: mnw
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In the Ozarks in southern MO.

The odds of me, an old Oakland Raiders fan, becoming a Queef's fan is about as likely as me voting Democrat.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:25 PM (EeuCJ)

194 ***
Hell no; the South is what I'm trying to flee. Indiana.
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It's curious, trying to flee a place one has lived all his life to a place whose customs and culture he knows nothing of.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (f3Fjc)

195 OK, think I'm headed to bed. WW, FSJ and Gertie are already asleep, so I'm going to need to worm my way in.

Be nice to each other, enjoy the rest of your evening and have a nice weekend!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (FUvyF)

196 Zvezda?

Thought they were a model company in Ukraine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

197 "If your porch collapses, and it kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (EeuCJ)

198 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (EeuCJ)

"If your porch collapses, and it kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 11:24 PM (UE9Fq)

Nice.

"If you back up fast, then slam on the brakes, to empty the truck, you might be a redneck."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (qx7Zg)

199 "If your porch collapses, and it kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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lol
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (EeuCJ)

Looks like a cozy house, with a little bit of land attached, too. Congratulations!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:27 PM (1z8ji)

200 SMh

That is a nice little house. Nothing a home-flipper would be caught dead in, much less 'fix-up.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:28 PM (2GVsD)

201 But, then, we can also contemplate Madeline Smith’s boobs…

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:29 PM (77rzZ)

202 Hell no; the South is what I'm trying to flee. Indiana.
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It's curious, trying to flee a place one has lived all his life to a place whose customs and culture he knows nothing of.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026


***
I've never felt like I belonged down here, and now that I've been to the Midwest, it seems I've found My People. Besides, I'm horrifically bored by this place; I grew up here and have watched it morph into something I no longer want any part of. New people and new customs are what I long for!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM (wzUl9)

203 SMH

I once hosted an Ozark MoMe! In Lake Ozark, MO.

We will be neighbors! (altho my principal residence is elsewhere)

Sorry about that Raiders thing. Must've been painful for you.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY)

204 In the Ozarks in southern MO.

The odds of me, an old Oakland Raiders fan, becoming a Queef's fan is about as likely as me voting Democrat.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


Beautiful country. Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM (lwhHh)

205 Looks like a cozy house, with a little bit of land attached, too. Congratulations!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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About 4 and a half acres, three of those acres is pasture, and have a large workshop for Ex-Ex.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM (EeuCJ)

206
Some solar systems are leased and there might be a lien on the title for that.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026


***
Good point, and if I decide to take a look at this house I'll ask about that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:31 PM (wzUl9)

207 196. The Russian word for “star.”

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:31 PM (77rzZ)

208 If you finally cut the grass in the back yard and find a car...

you might be a redneck

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 11:31 PM (ZxPkt)

209 And a spring-fed, dry-weather creek runs through the property.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:31 PM (EeuCJ)

210 Beautiful country. Congratulations!
Posted by: rickb223
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Thanks!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:32 PM (EeuCJ)

211 And a spring-fed, dry-weather creek runs through the property.
Posted by: SMH

You'll love that! We have one on the back of our place and it's a source of constant joy and entertainment.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 11:32 PM (jnTpz)

212 125 Really, Weasel? During Piper remembrance month? Really?
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 10:57 PM (77rzZ)
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She'd have wanted it this way.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM

Especially the pickle.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (Dd38x)

213 Sorry about that Raiders thing. Must've been painful for you.
Posted by: mnw
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Not when I was a kid in the 70s, heh.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (EeuCJ)

214 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


Sweet. Space under the porch for a hound dog or a possum or two if you have no dog.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)

215 Dog heaven, or dog-lover heaven?

https://youtube.com/shorts/Hr2shgklwQU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (qx7Zg)

216 About 4 and a half acres, three of those acres is pasture, and have a large workshop for Ex-Ex.

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You know what this means, right?

Riding mower

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (u/oMr)

217 Invasion of the Raider Snatchers

You will sleep... sleep... and then you will become one of US.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at June 05, 2026 11:35 PM (RCjYY)

218 >>Riding mower

And big garden!

And grow-your-own beef!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 11:35 PM (rdVOm)

219 SMH, Green Acres is the place for you,
Faaarm livin’ is somethin’ that you’ll never rue

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:35 PM (77rzZ)

220 You'll love that! We have one on the back of our place and it's a source of constant joy and entertainment.
Posted by: Tonypete
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The same creek runs though my daughter's property (deeper there and an amazing swimming hole there also).

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:36 PM (EeuCJ)

221 D-DAY: As BOOOSH Just plainly said-- fuck'em we're taking him out!

LET's GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-atLongLongLAST
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-getThisPartySTARTED

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 05, 2026 11:36 PM (RbTEp)

222 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM

Oh how cute! Look at all the green! Congratulations!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 11:36 PM (p4NUW)

223 You know what this means, right?

Riding mower
Posted by: Cicero
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SiL has a tractor with a cutting attachment.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:37 PM (EeuCJ)

224 Thanks, Piper!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:37 PM (EeuCJ)

225 SMH, congratulations on escaping Illinois. After fourteen years in the Windy City, we moved our family out of Illinois, to Oklahoma, thirty-two years ago. Had to gnaw my foot off to get out of the trap, but it was worth it. I sometimes lie awake at night, helplessly recalling so many bad decisions in my life; that's not one of them!

Both Illinois and Chicago had a lot going for them. Once upon a time.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at June 05, 2026 11:38 PM (dn9xm)

226 About 4 and a half acres, three of those acres is pasture, and have a large workshop for Ex-Ex.

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You know what this means, right?

Riding mower
Posted by: Cicero
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Or a real tractor and a brush hog. And a snow plow for the 1000ft driveway...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)

227
The ISS has a total of 16 pressurized modules. Six Rooskie, 8 NASA, 1 Jap, and 1 Euroweenie.

It started with the Zarya module, launched by the Rooskies (but paid for by us). The Shuttle then took up the "Unity" module to join with it, then the Rooskies launched Zvezda. Then it could be manned independently. It was then slowly expanded, adding that big truss structure and the big solar panels (there were some hiccups with that).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 11:39 PM (w6EFb)

228 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (EeuCJ)


Nice deep porch for sitting, six pillars just like Tara.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)

229 My attempts to spark boob talk on this thread have evidently failed.

It’s like I don’t know you people anymore…

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:39 PM (77rzZ)

230 229 My attempts to spark boob talk on this thread have evidently failed.

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We're on lawn care equipment. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 11:40 PM (u/oMr)

231 Got some lurkers de-lurking and folks who I haven't seen in a while here tonight.

Hail Zod!

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 11:41 PM (K1RVP)

232 I would put in an orchard SMH. Of course I would suggest that to anyone who had enough dirt and rain to make the trees grow.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 11:41 PM (rbvCR)

233 >>Pic of new house:

LOVE the covered porch!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 11:41 PM (rdVOm)

234 Nice deep porch for sitting, six pillars just like Tara.
Posted by: Kindltot
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We fell in love with the porch from the get-go.

The house is about 1400 sqft, with a rec room and a pool table, courtesy of the seller, lol.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:42 PM (EeuCJ)

235 205 Looks like a cozy house, with a little bit of land attached, too. Congratulations!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

About 4 and a half acres, three of those acres is pasture, and have a large workshop for Ex-Ex.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM

----

Think how much zucchini you could grow! Or you could go wild with various cucurbits.

Posted by: KT at June 05, 2026 11:43 PM (rdeQO)

236 I would put in an orchard SMH. Of course I would suggest that to anyone who had enough dirt and rain to make the trees grow.
Posted by: Kindltot
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There's apple trees near the creek.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:43 PM (EeuCJ)

237 Old solar panel cell failure rate vs. new? Ask grok.

The latest house will have proper wiring and breakers. House inspection should include all AND roof inspection. I've seen messy modern utility and sub panels; wiring and breakers should be orderly.

I worked for a wonderful electrician in SF and Sausalito and saw some really crazy things, but most of the crazy was 60-80 years old. You should be ok.

You can't live a risk free life, eh?

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (8SF/N)

238 You want find many Democrats to annoy you in Camden County.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (RCjYY)

239 LOVE the covered porch!
Posted by: JQ
___

IKR?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (EeuCJ)

240 Good luck SMH, congrats, and good to see you!

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (vE0+H)

241 ellipses!!

Thanks!

Good to see you too!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:46 PM (EeuCJ)

242 The house is about 1400 sqft, with a rec room and a pool table, courtesy of the seller, lol.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:42 PM (EeuCJ)


It is a sleeper, then. It doesn't look at all that large.
I also suggest a summer kitchen and a grape trellis for extra shade.
It looks like a lovely place.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 11:46 PM (rbvCR)

243 SMH, I have house envy. Since envy is a sin, I shall not say more.

You are truly blessed.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:48 PM (77rzZ)

244 Thank you, Bulg.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:49 PM (EeuCJ)

245 If you want to entice Piper to visit, SMH, you could plant some Kale. It might even attract her ghost.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:49 PM (qx7Zg)

246 I worked for a wonderful electrician in SF and Sausalito and saw some really crazy things, but most of the crazy was 60-80 years old. You should be ok.

You can't live a risk free life, eh?
Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (8SF/N)

Things is, with the solar panels, do they make enough energy to be worth the aggravation of having them? If they are grid-tied, does the utility's contract to buy the solar power survive the sale of the property? Questions that must be considered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

247 SMH, very cute home. What's up with sawn tree sections? Huge!

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (8SF/N)

248 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:49 PM (qx7Zg)
___

lol

I'm not the biggest fan of kale, but still love ya, Piper!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (EeuCJ)

249 He didn't want to move the pool table.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (Cqx++)

250 There's apple trees near the creek.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:43 PM (EeuCJ)


Some apples are good for canning and cooking, and some for eating raw, but I find they all are good for apple juice.
Pears are always good too, and I like prunes for drying

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (rbvCR)

251 My attempts to spark boob talk on this thread have evidently failed.…
Posted by: Bulg


What you can't see is the image searches you've inspired.
👀
👅

Posted by: mindful webworker - what's to say beyond that? at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (dn9xm)

252 SMH, very cute home. What's up with sawn tree sections? Huge!
Posted by: 13times
__

The seller built this house in the early 90s.
You'd have to ask him.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:52 PM (EeuCJ)

253 He didn't want to move the pool table.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
___

Bingo.

He even said so, lol.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:53 PM (EeuCJ)

254 By the dark of the Moon, Kalethulhu stalks the kale patch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)

255 Lawn care?
I spray the weeds so they don't clutter the dirt yard.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 05, 2026 11:55 PM (juN7g)

256 Sorry, but I like the Bee Gees version better.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 11:57 PM (oq9dX)

257 I'm having some really weird stuff going on. My cursor is landing in weird spots if I try to correct spelling, and whatnot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 11:58 PM (0aYVJ)

258 Happy Friday Horde!

SMH, I love your new house, I just know that you and Ex-Ex are going to be very happy there.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 06, 2026 12:00 AM (0nHVk)

259 Eh. Don't mind me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 12:01 AM (0aYVJ)

260 Thanks, DDS!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 06, 2026 12:01 AM (EeuCJ)

261 My attempts to spark boob talk on this thread have evidently failed.

It’s like I don’t know you people anymore…
Posted by: Bulg
......

Tessa Fowler. I hope this helps.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 12:01 AM (oq9dX)

262 Time to hit the hay, gotta get up early in the morn.

Niter's y'all.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 06, 2026 12:03 AM (EeuCJ)

263 Nite, SMH. May your move proceed smoothly!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 12:03 AM (1z8ji)

264 Best of luck in the new residence, SMH

You'll be near family in the new place?

I think you're in a beautiful part of the country.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 06, 2026 12:04 AM (QGaXH)

265 'Night, SMH. Safe travels and smoooooth move!

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)

266 AOP. We never installed solar panels. Small residential and commercial rewire jobs. The guy I worked for learned his trade in Detroit on huge projects. Gosh, but he was nice! I was a microwave tech learning the trade under his skillful hand.

I'd lose sleep worrying over lithium ion storage batteries catching fire.

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2026 12:05 AM (8SF/N)

267 Tessa Fowler. I hope this helps.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 12:01 AM (oq9dX)

Isn't she the entire British dairy industry now?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 12:05 AM (1z8ji)

268 The Ozark counties are the reddest, in a ruby red state.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:06 AM (RCjYY)

269 I would even try to pronounce the name of the town with the 8700 letters. I would just say I'm going to that fucked up place.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 12:09 AM (snZF9)

270 *wouldn't try*

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 12:10 AM (snZF9)

271 On the article page explaining water expiration: "Poll Finds Broad Support for Stricter Regulations on Ultra-Processed Foods"

I misread it as "Poll Finds Broads Support Stricter Regulations on Ultra-Processed Foods". Now I got Jojo Krako's voice in my head. LOL

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 12:11 AM (W5mpo)

272 I buy bottled water because it tastes better than what comes out of my home tap.

Got tired of filling Brita pitchers and replacing the filters... also, grab n go portability.

*shrug*

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

273 Karmelo had a bad court day today, I think.

Murder 1 is probably overcharged, though. This looks to me like "heat of passion" Murder 2. I doubt the jury will find the murder was "premeditated."

There were only about 5-6 protesters today-- a significant decline from yesterday.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:18 AM (RCjYY)

274 I'm having some really weird stuff going on. My cursor is landing in weird spots if I try to correct spelling, and whatnot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 11:58 PM (0aYVJ)

Stuck keyboard key potential culprit

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2026 12:19 AM (vE0+H)

275 Congrats, SMH! We're nearly neighbors now!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 12:20 AM (FMtrg)

276 Have you heard the acronym SNAFU How about TARFU and FUBAR?

No love for BOHICA?

Posted by: bend over, here it comes again at June 06, 2026 12:21 AM (VHUov)

277
I'm having some really weird stuff going on. My cursor is landing in weird spots if I try to correct spelling, and whatnot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

===============

If you have 2 monitors, it might not know which one it's supposed to be on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 12:22 AM (n7rxJ)

278 I drink bottled water because I design and inspect public water line improvement projects.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 12:23 AM (oq9dX)

279
273 Karmelo had a bad court day today, I think.

Murder 1 is probably overcharged, though. This looks to me like "heat of passion" Murder 2. I doubt the jury will find the murder was "premeditated."

There were only about 5-6 protesters today-- a significant decline from yesterday.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:18 AM

--------

Some of the protestors may have had heart attacks -- they marched several hundred yards.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2026 12:24 AM (azNOR)

280 "Less For More" is basically the most perfect description of the last 20-25 years

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 06, 2026 12:25 AM (3/XaG)

281 Our Battalion Aid Station had a BOHICA roster on the chalkboard.

Kinkade is duty driver for the Brigade CSM...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 12:25 AM (0aYVJ)

282 The latest house will have proper wiring and breakers. House inspection should include all AND roof inspection. I've seen messy modern utility and sub panels; wiring and breakers should be orderly.
Posted by: 13times
----
Sub-panels. Lots of problems with sub-panels. If it doesn't have separate neutral and ground wires from the main, you can be grandfathered, but it can disguise some problems. The big one though, is that the main breaker and wiring to the sub is too small. It was correct when first installed, but someone later filled up all those empty slots. Correcting that can get expensive.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2026 12:27 AM (ezP9C)

283
We were in Payson, UT visiting a great aunt for 4th of July. I took a swig of water from the garden hose; irrigation water! Foul! And immediately spit it out. Great aunt wobbled over and told me not to drink the tap water!

Funny thing is the water out of the tap at the grandparents ranch - not 20 miles from Auntie - is sweet and cold!

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2026 12:28 AM (8SF/N)

284 My hatred for acronyms started in the Army.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:29 AM (ZxzYs)

285 No love for BOHICA?
Posted by: bend over, here it comes again

Ooh, I wanna take you down to Bohica
We'll get there fast, and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Bohica

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 12:29 AM (W5mpo)

286 My cursor is landing in weird spots if I try to correct spelling, and whatnot.…
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Mouse battery low? I keep having trouble with cursor jumping around, but it's because I accidentally touch the touchpad.

Also possible: aliens.👽
_____

Sometimes y' just gotta revisit the great classics
https://youtu.be/n4zRe_wvJw8?t=5

G'nite, y'all. 💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - the illustrated woman at June 06, 2026 12:31 AM (dn9xm)

287 Heh, Bers, the third largest body of water in this state at one time was the longest named place in the US. It is Lake
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
Most people just call it Webster Lake now that the Nipmucs have gone.

Hi Emmie, it is so good to see you, thank you for my snail mail!

JQ, are you pouring this evening? I'll have the usual please.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 06, 2026 12:31 AM (0nHVk)

288 Irrigation water here is *nasty*-- smells of rotted fish! Full of weed seeds (and whatever else) that will plug the jets of fancy sprinklers quickly.

Good ol' "Pound o' Rain" or "RainBird Pulse" sprinklers only here.

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 12:31 AM (rdVOm)

289 If you have 2 monitors, it might not know which one it's supposed to be on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 12:22 AM (n7rxJ)

I have 3 monitors. That ain't the issue. I am both confused, annoyed and curious.

It happens when I try to edit something before posting. And only here. I have other things going on, and this is not an issue.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 12:31 AM (0aYVJ)

290 Hi, Debby!

*Chivas for you*

It's my usual night off, but decided to sneak in tonight, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)

291 198 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
---

Smokehouse too? I'm officially jealous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:32 AM (f3Fjc)

292 Two of my grandkids are showing up tomorrow, the oldest one drives. They want to go to the beach, surf, and shop for their Dads birthday. They love me for some reason. Feels great, the best.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 12:33 AM (oq9dX)

293 I'll show ya my mystic pickle, alright.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at June 06, 2026 12:33 AM (BGIIP)

294 I know it looks like the Knicks are going to sweep but I think there's a chance the Spurs win this series.

Let's say they win one of two in NY, then win game 5 in SA.

Now it comes down to game 6 in NY.

The Spurs could have won this game tonight.

The Spurs remind me alot of the Bulls in 91.

And those Bulls went on to win six championships.

Posted by: LTG at June 06, 2026 12:34 AM (+ZHEV)

295 Kokomo being a city in Indiana, I always thought it was an extremely odd name for an imaginary tropical paradise.

It was probably all the same to Brian. Maybe he thought it had something to do with coconuts.



Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:35 AM (RCjYY)

296 I'd lose sleep worrying over lithium ion storage batteries catching fire.
Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2026 12:05 AM (8SF/N)

I got solar and a battery for the house 4 years ago...

With Calif energy rates, it barely penciled out... but even though the battery is on the back porch (kinda outside) I installed a smoke alarm right above it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2026 12:37 AM (mP0Kj)

297 I'd lose sleep worrying over lithium ion storage batteries catching fire.
Posted by: 13times
-----
None of the major home battery systems use Li ion batteries. They've all switched to LiPO4. You can still set those on fire, but only by either mechanically busting the box, or by a dead short. They don't have the isolater failure mechanism that plagued the older system. The loss of size/weight to power is not as critical for fixed installs.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2026 12:38 AM (ezP9C)

298 Feels great, the best.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 12:33 AM (oq9dX)

Mine are 9 and 5. Papa bought a bike this week. Grands are now where they want to ride far. Tomorrow I'll find out if that whole "you never forget how to fall off a bike" thing true.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:39 AM (ZxzYs)

299 I don't think Brian had anything to do with Kokomo. Oddly enough it was written by John Phillips of the Mamas and Papas, maybe with some Mike Love assistance

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 06, 2026 12:39 AM (3/XaG)

300 I related to Mike Love. He wasn't crazy.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:40 AM (RCjYY)

301 My hatred for acronyms started in the Army.
Posted by: Reforger
------

There are probably entire manuels devoted to abbreviations/acronyms. Here is a DoD .pdf document, skip down to 'Shortened Word Forms'
https://tinyurl.com/53my27wu

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 12:41 AM (XeU6L)

302 @CENTCOM
5h
Moments ago, CENTCOM forces shot down four Iranian one-way attack drones that were launched toward the Strait of Hormuz.

The attack drones posed an immediate threat to regional maritime traffic. U.S. forces subsequently struck Iranian coastal surveillance radar sites in Goruk and on Qeshm Island to defend against further attacks

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:43 AM (f3Fjc)

303 Thanks for the earworm.

Bermuda
Bahama

GAAAAA!!1!

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:43 AM (ZxzYs)

304 It was probably all the same to Brian. Maybe he thought it had something to do with coconuts.
Posted by: mnw


Mister Wilson, where's your sandbox and your beard?

https://youtu.be/yFdXuaWpcI0

Posted by: Cannibal Bob's Girlfriend? at June 06, 2026 12:44 AM (VHUov)

305 Have you heard the acronym SNAFU How about TARFU and FUBAR?

No love for BOHICA?
Posted by: bend over, here it comes again

===

Corporal Bohica did it to show who was in charge, not sexual at all.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 12:44 AM (/lPRQ)

306 >>Thanks for the earworm.

Indeed, Reforger. I never liked that song.

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 12:45 AM (rdVOm)

307 Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2026 12:27 AM (ezP9C)

The really old residential residences (subdivided ages ago) in SF had Rube Goldberg wiring under poorly patched plaster-lath. Previous electricians had pulled stranded wire through decommissioned half inch natural gas piping.

One day boss was shouting down a level at me; I switched the current on; he came stomping down, told me to give him my Kline lineman pliers, he handed me back his (now holed) Klines. That's it. No shouting. No abuse.

I still have those pliers.

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2026 12:45 AM (8SF/N)

308 Arabian Sea, Iran blockade:
U.S. forces have redirected 129 commercial vessels and disabled 6 to ensure compliance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:45 AM (f3Fjc)

309 Trump has sounded awfully dovish lately.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:47 AM (RCjYY)

310 Some solar systems are leased and there might be a lien on the title for that.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:23 PM (/lPRQ)


Our solar system is on semi-permanent loan to us from its Creator.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2026 12:47 AM (ZVgZ4)

311 Arabian Sea, Iran blockade:
U.S. forces have redirected 129 commercial vessels and disabled 6 to ensure compliance.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:45 AM (f3Fjc)

Did we give the disabled vessels their own walkers? Wheelchairs?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 12:47 AM (qx7Zg)

312 There are probably entire manuels devoted to abbreviations/acronyms. Here is a DoD .pdf document, skip down to 'Shortened Word Forms'
https://tinyurl.com/53my27wu
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 12:41 AM (XeU6L)

That made my phone do weird shit.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:48 AM (ZxzYs)

313 Karmelo had a bad court day today, I think.

Murder 1 is probably overcharged, though. This looks to me like "heat of passion" Murder 2. I doubt the jury will find the murder was "premeditated."

There were only about 5-6 protesters today-- a significant decline from yesterday.

Posted by: mnw
===

Murder 1 is almost always overplayed,
"Since the moment you pulled the knife you had time to think about what you were going to do!"

I heard that Karmelo rolled other teams tents before that event, so kinda hard to say he went there specifically to kill that one guy, who was an identical twin. Did he verify names first?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 12:48 AM (/lPRQ)

314 Did we give the disabled vessels their own walkers? Wheelchairs?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
-------

Parking spaces?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 12:49 AM (XeU6L)

315 308 Arabian Sea, Iran blockade:
U.S. forces have redirected 129 commercial vessels and disabled 6 to ensure compliance.

----------

Did they take the keys?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2026 12:51 AM (u/oMr)

316 @257

>>I'm having some really weird stuff going on. My cursor is landing in weird spots if I try to correct spelling, and whatnot.

This is becoming a feature of modern operating systems due to bloat and the constant background telemetry OS's are generating and monitoring.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2026 12:52 AM (XV/Pl)

317 "Touch me and find out." That's what an eyewitness to the murder claims Karmelo said.

That's gonna be mighty hard to sell to the jury as "self defense."

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:52 AM (RCjYY)

318 Sub-panels. Lots of problems with sub-panels. If it doesn't have separate neutral and ground wires from the main, you can be grandfathered, but it can disguise some problems. The big one though, is that the main breaker and wiring to the sub is too small. It was correct when first installed, but someone later filled up all those empty slots. Correcting that can get expensive.
Posted by: buddhaha
===

However, with LED lights and TVs demand is much less now.

Older homes were often flush with circuits for kitchen stuff, which still draws a lot of juice, but weak on the other rooms.
10 A might even be enough to take care of the LR and a BR now with the LEDs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 12:52 AM (/lPRQ)

319 Did we give the disabled vessels their own walkers? Wheelchairs?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Parking spaces?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


There's a whole Federal department dedicated to painting "handicapped-only" graphics on the parking spaces for disabled boats.

They use oil-based paints, but those little wheelchair pictures float away fast.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 12:53 AM (VHUov)

320 I'm looking at another home, a slightly higher price range, with already-installed solar roof panels and a Generac backup battery system. I'd think such a place *must* have up-t-date electrical systems, right? Are there any problems with solar panels if (a) you don't have to pay to install it, and (b) if you don't depend completely on it? And keep it clean?
Posted by: Keir Dullea at June 05, 2026 11:02 PM (wzUl9)


When my parents got the solar panels and then the battery backup for their house, it actually cleaned the electrical somehow. I guess buffered it from the street. I help with things like replacing lightbulbs, since my mom doesn't like my dad getting on ladders at his age (87), and they last *much* longer now.

There were tax credits involved in the installation, so they could indulge their prepper tendencies (my dad was born in the Great Depression for goodness' sake) at little net cost over time. I think the power company does some kind of bill smoothing, so that the power that goes out to the grid in the summer results in credits against the power drawn from it in the winter, so that would be something to ask about how it works there.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 12:55 AM (Sy6m/)

321 Older homes were often flush with circuits for kitchen stuff, which still draws a lot of juice, but weak on the other rooms.

10 A might even be enough to take care of the LR and a BR now with the LEDs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Bah. Any decent entertainment system takes two 15A circuits.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 12:55 AM (VHUov)

322 Did we give the disabled vessels their own walkers? Wheelchairs?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
-------

Parking spaces?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 12:49 AM (XeU6L)

When was the last time you saw a disabled parking space that was taken by someone who was, you know, actually disabled?

Posted by: LTG at June 06, 2026 12:55 AM (+ZHEV)

323 Well, 2300 here. Time for bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 12:57 AM (1z8ji)

324 Any decent entertainment system takes two 15A circuits.
Posted by: mikeski
--

Can't put a penny in that fuse box.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 12:58 AM (f3Fjc)

325 Indeed, Reforger. I never liked that song.
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 12:45 AM (rdVOm)

I never liked the beachboys.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:58 AM (ZxzYs)

326 Bah. Any decent entertainment system takes two 15A circuits.
Posted by: mikeski


Those are some kicking earbuds.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 12:58 AM (/lPRQ)

327 Indeed, Reforger. I never liked that song.
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 12:45 AM (rdVOm)

I never liked the beachboys.
Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 12:58 AM (ZxzYs)

Any bets on whether Bulg liked the beach babes?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 12:59 AM (qx7Zg)

328 Mine are 9 and 5. Papa bought a bike this week. Grands are now where they want to ride far. Tomorrow I'll find out if that whole "you never forget how to fall off a bike" thing true.
Posted by: Reforger
.......

Life goes on, and its wonderful. Sometimes I wish time would stand still. Enjoy.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 12:59 AM (oq9dX)

329 The Beatles admired them.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 01:00 AM (RCjYY)

330 'Sure it's fun to fire tracer rounds but did you know that they leave behind barrel deposits and fouling that can lead to misfires and jamming?'
- - - - - - -
Saw a 1940's movie where they were firing tracer rounds from a drum-fed Thompson at night. My, that was impressive...! ;-)

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at June 06, 2026 01:01 AM (cwVK6)

331 When was the last time you saw a disabled parking space that was taken by someone who was, you know, actually disabled?
Posted by: LTG at June 06, 2026 12:55 AM (+ZHEV)

While I could drive without leg pain, when I used them. I used a wheeled walker for a few years before that point.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2026 01:01 AM (qx7Zg)

332 The Beatles admired them.
Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 01:00 AM (RCjYY)

Yeah, Obviously they are a top twenty band at least, arguably top ten.

Posted by: LTG at June 06, 2026 01:03 AM (+ZHEV)

333 329 The Beatles admired them.
Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 01:00 AM (RCjYY)

Figures.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 01:03 AM (ZxzYs)

334 Insert generic greetings comment.

Salute the marines.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 01:04 AM (CHHv1)

335 Any bets on whether Bulg liked the beach babes?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
......

Why did I read that as boobs?

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 01:05 AM (oq9dX)

336 Figures.
Posted by: Reforger

LOL! No sh!t...

*prepares for a drubbing*

Meh.

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)

337 "Back in the U.S.S.R." was an affectionate satire of the Beach Boys sound.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 01:08 AM (RCjYY)

338 The Only Ones "Another Girl, Another Planet" as done in bluegrass style.

https://tinyurl.com/3nrczj4x

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 01:12 AM (CHHv1)

339 Go to a wallyworld parking lot, and just *try* to find an empty Disabled Parking Space...dozens of spaces, almost always full.

*Many people* had a blue hang-tag on their mirror. *Very few* appeared truly disabled.

Meanwhile, I'd park wherever I could, help hubby into his transport chair/walker and push him to the store.

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)

340 Saw a 1940's movie where they were firing tracer rounds from a drum-fed Thompson at night. My, that was impressive...! ;-)
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at June 06, 2026 01:01 AM (cwVK6)

Nightfire in Army Basic training. We did 6 mags each. It was beyond amazing to see some 150 soldiers light up a range for anout an hour.
Them we marched back to the barraks to clean our weapons...
That made it less fun.

Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 01:13 AM (ZxzYs)

341 Insert generic greetings comment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Insert acknowledgement of camaraderie.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 01:14 AM (VHUov)

342 I'm just gonna talk 'bout weird house jobs. We were in Sausalito rewiring a kitchen in a very old mansion - ancient owner said it was the 2nd oldest home in town; warped floors and hallways. It had a very narrow wooden spiral servants staircase hidden behind a hinged panel. I barely fit carrying, not wearing, my tool belt.

Boss had me in the between-floor service area just above the kitchen. Had to be 3 inches of rat shit throughout along with a dense tangle of 100 year old, filthy, dirty, cobwebs. I came out a chimney sweep.

The owner was a really sweet old man - he had a young woman looking after him.

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2026 01:15 AM (KeoX0)

343 The owner was a really sweet old man - he had a young woman looking after him.
Posted by: 13times


Eight-figure bank account or eight-inch (ahem)?

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 01:17 AM (VHUov)

344 Insert generic greetings comment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Insert acknowledgement of camaraderie.
Posted by: mikeski
.......

Insert offensive suggestion about getting a room.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 01:22 AM (oq9dX)

345 Eight-figure bank account or eight-inch (ahem)?
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 01:17 AM (VHUov)

Prolly heir of an heir to a 49er gold/banking fortune. :p

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2026 01:23 AM (KeoX0)

346 309 Trump has sounded awfully dovish lately.
Posted by: mnw
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Footsteps

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 01:30 AM (f3Fjc)

347 BC, thanks for the Coal Porters, I enjoyed that.

The most common disability that I witness in those parking spaces is obesity.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 06, 2026 01:33 AM (0nHVk)

348 A while back, I found an electric cart left far from the handicap spots in the Wal-Mart parking lot. I decided to do a good deed and take it back to the store entrance.

As I rolled along, I fervently hoped that nobody I knew would see me riding on the handicapped cart.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2026 01:39 AM (UE9Fq)

349 Trivia: The most bizarre moment in The Hunt for the Red October is when that murderer, Alec Baldwin, mocks Ramius, the Ukrainian sub captain, using a Scottish accent.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 01:40 AM (x/s3z)

350 As I rolled along, I fervently hoped that nobody I knew would see me riding on the handicapped cart.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


You need a GoPro for situations like that.

Nobody questions the work of an Influencer.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 01:41 AM (VHUov)

351 @RealJamesWoods
Jun 4
With a few more days of harvesting and printing fake ballots, Democrats will miraculously “come from behind” (pun intended), and win the governor’s race and the Los Angeles mayor’s race. It is bold-faced cheating, rubbed in the faces of California citizens with giddy glee.

And it will keep happening until we stop taking it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 01:41 AM (f3Fjc)

352 I think Starmer is on drugs maybe SSRI's+. He's got an odd look about him recently.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 01:44 AM (f3Fjc)

353 Ramius was Lithuanian.

"The Vilnius school-master"

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 01:47 AM (U/Byj)

354 A real pro discusses the difference in crack and cocaine in plain language. 3 min

https://tinyurl.com/ypxxa566

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 01:53 AM (f3Fjc)

355 Never thought about it, but I wonder if there were any Soviet boomer skippers (SSBN skippers) who weren't ethnic Russian, or Ukrainian. A Baltic one seems unlikely. Though there were instances of important Soviet figures who were not - Stalin, being the absolute dictator via his own hard work and machinations, doesn't really count. He had non-Russian senior underlings, and a few non-European commies made it big (current Azeri strongman's father was on the Politburo).

Rokossovsky had Polish roots (utilized for Soviet purposes later when he was made DefMin of commie Poland), and Dzerzhinsky was ethnic Polish, though from a different era (Russian Imperial-controlled part of Poland).

But command of an SSBN is one of the most important military command slots in history, with unique requirements for loyalty and reliability. Just curious whether the USSR would have entrusted such an asset to not just a politically reliable but ethnically "aligned" person.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 01:56 AM (U/Byj)

356 >>>Ramius was Lithuanian.

"The Vilnius school-master"

Posted by: rhomboid

>My mistake. But the accent was Scottish when he entered the missile bay after the cook.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 01:57 AM (x/s3z)

357 Early day tomorrow...

G'night, horde.

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)

358 California McDonald's employee is recovering after an unprovoked coworker threw hot oiI on him

The assailant then fled the scene.
The local CA media framed the attacker as 'missing at risk man'

Meanwhile, Mainstream Media is SILENT.

Jacob is now facing skin graft surgery.

Suffering the most severe pain in his fingertips, according to mom Amber Smith, after raising his hand to shield his face from the hot oiI.

Jacob has plans to for marriage in February.

Prayers for your speedy recovery Jacob
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Assailant has been named, Jalani Bluett - lft eyebrow piercing, lft nostril piercing. He has not been recovered/captured/caught/shot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 02:00 AM (f3Fjc)

359
The state of California isn't even trying anymore. They're just laughing at us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 06, 2026 02:02 AM (n7rxJ)

360 Rev., Connery's character indeed had a distracting/ridiculous accent, that being the actor's own Scottish one. It didn't ruin things, but one does wonder why the director came down on the not-unusual middle ground of having characters speak *some* actual foreign phrases, but then go back to English. Worst part is the heavy Russian (real or attempted) accents on some - but not most - other Soviet characters in the movie.

Baldwin might've spent 2 minutes attempting to memorize decent pronunciation with the few Russian phrases he speaks - but Connery's butchery of the pronunciation is really awful. Again - the mish-mash of foreign phrases, English, and accents (in English) is sort of the worst of all worlds when handling the language issue.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 02:04 AM (U/Byj)

361 Movie accents, I'd sooner they not attempt accents they cannot achieve and stick with something inoffensive. We know they are not of the time an space they are playing. - Don't muck it up.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 02:04 AM (f3Fjc)

362 Don't get me wrong, that is a great movie, I just thought it was surprisingly silly.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 02:11 AM (x/s3z)

363
361 Movie accents, I'd sooner they not attempt accents they cannot achieve and stick with something inoffensive. We know they are not of the time a space they are playing. - Don't muck it up.”

Southern accents are mangled the worst. Want to know a surprising movie that did it perfectly? Sling Blade. It was set in southern Arkansas, filmed there, and most of the extras and bit parts were locals. (North Louisiana is like southern Arkansas, and nothing like south Louisiana.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 02:12 AM (3mtTi)

364 Odd no rocket launches tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 02:14 AM (f3Fjc)

365 "I lahk the way yew talk."

Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 06, 2026 02:14 AM (OGUk6)

366 >My mistake. But the accent was Scottish when he entered the missile bay after the cook.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 06, 2026 01:57 AM (x/s3z)

In LoTR “Return of the King” I always cracked up when Aragorn approaches the Black Gate and suddenly sounds like he’s ordering Haggis when he shouts “Let the lord of these lands come forth!!!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 02:16 AM (3mtTi)

367 Welp, just finished the "Jefferson" documentary on Netfux.

Would have been much better if it was titled "Jefferson and Sally".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 02:16 AM (/lPRQ)

368 Wishbone and Braenyard, agree. Directors face that choice of how to handle the language thing. There's no perfect answer, but mixing it up, and not having the actors bother to do a decent job, is the worst solution.

Then there are really weird exceptions, in of all things a comedy that verges on slapstick at points - The Russians Are Coming. Alan Arkin's Russian was perfect and natural, as he grew up in a home that featured the language. The sub skipper was Austrian-Israeli-American, and I don't think had Russian, but obviously had languages and spoke his lines perfectly.

Saw the movie at a drive-in as a kid, only saw it again, on TV, decades later, and was stunned to note how the Russian spoken was pretty much flawless.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2026 02:20 AM (U/Byj)

369 Would have been much better if it was titled "Jefferson and Sally".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 02:16 AM (/lPRQ)

“Jefferson and Sally - movin’ on up to the East Side!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2026 02:21 AM (3mtTi)

370 367 Welp, just finished the "Jefferson" documentary on Netfux.

Would have been much better if it was titled "Jefferson and Sally".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Was he a good slave master and beat her daily?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 02:23 AM (f3Fjc)

371 Sweet dreams Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 06, 2026 02:23 AM (0nHVk)

372
I loathe attempts in movies at the Upper Midwest accent. "Fargo" and "Escanaba In Da Moonlight" are the chief offenders.

The latter is especially enraging because it is a "tribute" to inhabitants of Michigan's Upper Peninsula from Jeff Daniels, a true prick from the Lower Peninsula.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 02:30 AM (s9VOe)

373 Graham Platner has a nazi biker tattoo. Susan collins votes for nazis claiming she thought they were "good germans." Platner will vote against dump's nazis.

Posted by: raimondo at June 06, 2026 02:30 AM (rUOED)

374 Debby and JQ, quiet ladies tonight, sleep tight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 02:31 AM (f3Fjc)

375
In drag, rai man imagines he is Marlene Dietrich.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 02:33 AM (s9VOe)

376 English and Scot actors doing American accents. Since they have to force themselves to pronounce "R" they all sound like they're growling.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2026 02:34 AM (UE9Fq)

377 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 06, 2026 02:38 AM (+LGfl)

378 Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth


* waves *

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2026 02:46 AM (VHUov)

379 Was he a good slave master and beat her daily?
Posted by: Braenyard

Based upon circumstantial evidence he was banging her daily*.

*Except when he was in DC.
And he went home more than Trump.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2026 02:53 AM (/lPRQ)

380 The lady blocking the parking spot didn't know the car could park itself.
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Never seen a car park itself. Too funny for the lady blocker.

https://tinyurl.com/5vfmamkw

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 02:57 AM (f3Fjc)

381 Joan Rivers, you know what she said about Obama
Here she is on the people in Gaza, she's so subtle.

https://tinyurl.com/mrjb9kfs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 03:03 AM (f3Fjc)

382 Joan is a good one to end the night on.
To the rack I go. Good night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2026 03:07 AM (f3Fjc)

383 155 I've always considered bottled water as something born of the gullibility of the consumer. It is a First World equivalent of a battery powered back scratcher and pet rocks.

First of all, over 75% of bottled water is tap water just like right out of the faucet. It's got your purifiers and chorine based chemicals in it. And, they SELL this to you for no other reason that to convince you it is convenient. Tap water (even in a glass air-sealed bottle...not plastic) will go stale as a result. Plastic bottles have their own issues despite what the environmental gurus tell you about it not being degradable. Taste a 10 year old bottle of tap water held in a sealed plastic bottle. Wash it down with some topsoil or ash...Enjoy.
Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 11:08 PM (dIske)

I would agree if not in a house with well water. (The water I get is labeled “From the municipal water supply of [insert city here]” - 75%? Try 100%. In my case.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 03:18 AM (pKv0r)

384 301 My hatred for acronyms started in the Army.
Posted by: Reforger
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There are probably entire manuels devoted to abbreviations/acronyms. Here is a DoD .pdf document, skip down to 'Shortened Word Forms'
https://tinyurl.com/53my27wu
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2026 12:41 AM (XeU6L)

Wait til you go into logistics.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 06, 2026 03:24 AM (pKv0r)

385 273 Karmelo had a bad court day today, I think.

Murder 1 is probably overcharged, though. This looks to me like "heat of passion" Murder 2. I doubt the jury will find the murder was "premeditated."

There were only about 5-6 protesters today-- a significant decline from yesterday.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:18 AM (RCjYY)


He thought ahead to bring that knife on that day, and said along the lines of "touch me and find out" knowing what knife he had on him. I would vote for premeditated, maybe he didn't know which white guy he would kill that day, but he was planning to kill one.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 03:30 AM (Sy6m/)

386
Joan Rivers, you know what she said about Obama
Here she is on the people in Gaza, she's so subtle.

https://tinyurl.com/mrjb9kfs

Posted by: Braenyard

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I'm "unauthorized." Hmph!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 03:32 AM (n7rxJ)

387 On the one hand, the Coca-Cola bottled water is basically Wilsonville municipal water, which the residents are fine with. On the other hand, it's Willamette River water, which is infamous. On the gripping hand, the infamy is from Portland industry far downstream, and also they built a new treatment plant just for the bottler, so it's probably pretty good. I'd buy it and drink it is what I'm saying, especially if I didn't want hobo germs from a drinking fountain.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 03:38 AM (Sy6m/)

388
Speaking of water , is there any video out there of the reflecting pool at the washington memorial?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 06, 2026 03:50 AM (n7rxJ)

389 283
We were in Payson, UT visiting a great aunt for 4th of July. I took a swig of water from the garden hose; irrigation water! Foul! And immediately spit it out. Great aunt wobbled over and told me not to drink the tap water!

Funny thing is the water out of the tap at the grandparents ranch - not 20 miles from Auntie - is sweet and cold!
Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2026 12:28 AM (8SF/N)


When I was a child, one of the houses that we lived in was out in the country (far west of Portland), up on a hill, with an artesian well. Sweet and cold. It spoiled me for all other water forever. I haz a sad now.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 03:51 AM (Sy6m/)

390 388
Speaking of water , is there any video out there of the reflecting pool at the washington memorial?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 06, 2026 03:50 AM (n7rxJ)


No, I actually looked and apparently every single D.C. resident and tourist is studiously avoiding making videos of it, so the latest is an old AP video of a thin strip of water down the middle when it was first beginning to be refilled. That or search engines are discriminating against home vids, not implausible.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 04:20 AM (Sy6m/)

391 Musical interlude: completely unlike the nu metal/rap rock of their big hit Epic, this is more of a lounge funk type thing:

Faith No More - Evidence (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/7lvMNLhJrb0

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 04:28 AM (Sy6m/)

392 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2026 04:30 AM (6wpGE)

393
SciVo , thanks, I finally found some at a guy's channel. It shows that thin strip widening as the pool is filled. It looks great. That idiot Newsom, who cannot finish any project larger than a boiled egg, had dissed it on Twitter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 06, 2026 04:32 AM (n7rxJ)

394 I don't think I can properly express my contempt for Newsom. When that old photoshoot of him in his fancy scarf (faux-carelessly draped) resurfaced, his response was that he missed it.

Okay, no. I have a scarf with memories. I have the scarf. It's in a box. It isn't hard to keep things.

And if he didn't care enough to keep it, he can buy one just like it, I'm sure. Even if they don't make that precise model anymore (and they probably do), thrift stores and personal shoppers are a thing. I'm sure he could get one just like it if he cared, and if he were not so terminally impotent at Getting. Things. Done.

I sincerely believe that the man is a malignant narcissist, basically a lazy sociopath, who does not care in normal human ways, and also lacks the drive and energy to even get things done for his vainglory.

Posted by: SciVo at June 06, 2026 05:01 AM (Sy6m/)

395 Expiration dates are required for edible stuff that you sell. So somebody put water in bottles, let it sit for, say, two years, then confirmed that it was stll water. Now they can say they tested its expiration date.

Posted by: Editor at June 06, 2026 07:54 AM (bbqkM)

396 "How does water expire?"

In Canada, they refer it to MAID

Posted by: Dr. Bob at June 06, 2026 03:47 PM (yfp7I)

397 I waas wondering iff you evewr thougght oof changing thhe structrure oof your blog?
Itss verty wwell written; I live what youve gott to say.
Buut maybe yoou coould a lkttle molre iin thhe wayy oof content soo people could connect
wijth itt better. Youve goot an aeful lot oof teext for oonly haviung
1 oor two pictures. Mabe yyou could space iit outt better?

Posted by: redfaptube.com at June 07, 2026 11:24 AM (WBmvs)

Golden Hour Cafe

lisbongoldenhour.jpg
the Lisbon waterfront by the Tagus River
Jorge Chagas


Beat the heat.

Man removes a big screw that got stuck in the giant foot of an elephant. How much trust do you need to have in the intelligence of an elephant to put your body directly under his foot as you painfully unscrew the screw out as the elephant cries?

I think I've been oversold on geishas.

This capybara wanted to be stylish so they put a Tommy Bahama shirt on him. Nice.

Baby bears, out of control. Thank goodness they're in slow motion.

Rescue dog is a little clingy.

Setting up a scrubbing station for your turtle. This makes turtle-ownership worth it.

I usually don't like it when one person takes up two seats, but this guy looks tuckered out.

He's training to be a competitive biscuit-maker.

Aw: Orphaned baby goat rejected by its own herd snuggles with the guardian dogs.

Helping a baby moose who can't cross the highway median.

Steve Inman:

It's okay to sucker-punch a lunatic on a rampage.

Criminals mess with the wrong citizens. Including a criminal cat.

Instant justice.

Beta soyboy cuck gets into someone's face, jamming his bird-hand into the guy's face as he rants at him, and discovers he's not in his safe space any longer.


From Fenelon Spoke: A woman saved a crow and is now receiving gifts that aren't picked-clean bird carcasses.


When Leah Wilson learned that an injured crow was trapped in a home's rain gutter, she couldn't ignore it. Overhead, a flock of crows was already sounding the alarm, circling and dive-bombing the area as if calling for help.

...

Determined to help, Leah spotted a fire truck parked a few blocks away and decided to take a chance.

"I was like, 'Hey! You look like you want to save a crow today,'" she said with a laugh.

The firefighters happily stepped in, raising their ladder and freeing the injured bird.

...

After the rescue, Leah personally drove the crow to a wildlife rehabilitation center. During the trip, something happened that she still remembers vividly.

"He latched on to my finger and held on," she said. "That was life changing."

"I wrapped him up, got him into the car. He was scared, injured, and exhausted. At one point he wrapped his claws around my finger and just held on. I was on the phone with wildlife emergency, trying to stay calm while he wouldn't let go. I will never forget that feeling."

A few days later, she learned the crow had recovered and been released back into the wild. Soon afterward, she experienced something she never expected.

While walking her dog, a crow swooped down and dropped what she describes as a beautiful bundle of feathers at her feet.

Actually that sounds like the "gifts" I'm getting. A dead bird.


Since then, Leah has received more than half a dozen offerings from crows, including sticks, balls of moss, and even a small bird's nest. What might seem unusual to others has become a meaningful reminder of her connection with the natural world.

...

Today, her daily walks have become something of a neighborhood event. Crows regularly join Leah and her dog, flying alongside them from block to block.

"It feels so good," she said. "It's like visiting my friends every morning and knowing they're going to be there."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Nope

Posted by: Accomack at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (/Chlc)

2 Golden Shower Cafe!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (wOO3z)

3 Thanks for the cafe. It's always nice to see cute animals as a break from political news-except one video I can't log into because I'm not a part of and the content might upset me-so it says. Have a good weekend, Ace, and thanks for all the important work which you do here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:36 PM (8Xy/A)

4 Beta soyboy cuck gets into someone's face, jamming his bird-hand into the guy's face as he rants at him, and discovers he's not in his safe space any longer.

This, too, could be the story of Sid.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Fen got a shout out!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 07:37 PM (l26NL)

7 My favorite mamatee is Tara Yazdi in a wet t-shirt.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:38 PM (77rzZ)

8 Androcles and the Elephant

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)

9 I think I've been oversold on geishas.

They save the strenuous games for later in the evening.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:38 PM (6ydKt)

10 How much trust do you need to have in the intelligence of an elephant to put your body directly under his foot as you painfully unscrew the screw out as the elephant cries?

It's a good thing elephants don't kick like horses.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:41 PM (6ydKt)

11 LONDON, UK — Anthony Head, the suave, smooth-voiced British actor known for roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,’ has died, his family said Friday. He was 72.

So long, Giles. You were the world's coolest librarian.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 07:41 PM (UE9Fq)

12 'Twasn't til 10AM today that I realized it's Friday, not Wednesday. TGIF, morons!

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 07:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

13 >>Actually that sounds like the "gifts" I'm getting. A dead bird.

Maybe this is material for you to build a nest?
The moss and feathers sure sound like that. Think about it, what objects would they value besides food.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 07:42 PM (UkBMI)

14 Since then, Leah has received more than half a dozen offerings from crows, including sticks, balls of moss, and even a small bird's nest.

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I can't wait for Ace to get some new shelves.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:43 PM (+mTA5)

15 Living it up living it up oh yeah
Friday Night


Pizza's in the oven, beer's on the coaster

🍻

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

16 >>Actually that sounds like the "gifts" I'm getting. A dead bird.

That means it's coming to kill you. Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:44 PM (viF8m)

17 Ham radio propagation status:

Solar Flux: 141
Sunspots: 145
A-Index: 44
K-Index: 5

X-Ray: C1.0
Solar Wind: 642.2 km/sec
Magnetic Field: 10 nT

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

18 Magpies will filch cash and jewelry for you. Wish we had em around here.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 07:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

19 I grew up on Hekyll and Jekyll.

Crows are a hard "no" for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:47 PM (RIvkX)

20 RIP, Anthony Head. Might watch "Repo! The Genetic Opera" in his honor.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 07:47 PM (kpS4V)

21 Nice story about the injured crow.

I really had no idea crows would attach themselves to humans, and give them gifts, like this.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:49 PM (6ydKt)

22 My cousin had a crow housemate for a few years. They're amusing, but very messy.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 07:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

23 >>Actually that sounds like the "gifts" I'm getting. A dead bird.

Maybe this is material for you to build a nest?
The moss and feathers sure sound like that. Think about it, what objects would they value besides food.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 07:42 PM (UkBMI)

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Virtually every afternoon we sit on the front porch swing where a bluebird house sits about 15 feet away.

Watching a couple build a nest (why is the male always so much more colorful and beautiful than the female? it's apparently a thing in nature to attract females), then feed each other and the little hatchlings is most joyous.

Wifey used to get to watch the hatchlings fly away -- but I never did until having just retired a couple months ago. Adorable. They keep creeping out of the house hole further and further -- then turn around like they want to go back to the nest briefly -- until they eventually go for it and fly away.

And all I can keep thinking is: THERE ARE NO F*CKING TRANNIES IN NATURE!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:49 PM (+mTA5)

24 Ben Had - you here?

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 07:50 PM (m0MIc)

25 I have always wanted to live on a river.
Lived on a small bay and that way fun.
But a river is alive, it moves, it tells time.
A river is life, it is motion, and movement.
A river is you city, your town, and you history.
I grew up on families houses on Cane River Lake.
When the Red River decided to leave Natchitoches.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (/+uur)

26 Weasel, yes. Is now ok?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (5P5DO)

27 I thought Hekyll and Jekyll were magpies?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (6ydKt)

28 >>I grew up on Hekyll and Jekyll.

Magpies not crows.

Oddly enough I just had a bunch of crows squawking up a storm in the backyard. Don't think they qualify as a full murder, only about 4 of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (viF8m)

29 Weasel, yes. Is now ok?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (5P5DO)
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Absolutely!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 07:53 PM (m0MIc)

30 Grew up with crows cawing in the cornfield every morning. Classic Midwest.

I love crows. They have 'tude.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 07:53 PM (kpS4V)

31 Pass on the tree rats.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (/lPRQ)

32 Ham radio propagation status:

Solar Flux: 141
Sunspots: 145
A-Index: 44
K-Index: 5

X-Ray: C1.0
Solar Wind: 642.2 km/sec
Magnetic Field: 10 nT

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

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Embarrassed that I have no recollection of those meanings.

In 2020, when half the world went clinically insane, I convinced the wifey to (1) join a local preparedness team; and (2) get our ham radio licenses.

We searched for and procured vanity call signs:
. she got KZ1WTF -- K Z 1, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, which elicited much laughter from our fellow check-in mates; and
. I got K9OCD -- which I remembered as "Crazy Dog" and got some laughs from fellow OCD'ers.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (+mTA5)

33
This ISS air leak thing is sort of funny. Around 9AM, NASA ordered our four astronauts to suit up and get their asses in the Dragon to shelter and prepare for a possible emergency bug-out.

THe problem is a pesky air leak in one of the Russian modules. There's a docking port there and 20 years of stress from docking maneuvers has apparently caused cracks to develop. They thought they had it under control, but the air leak rate doubled yesterday.

One of the leaks is in a inaccessible area, and Roscomos decided to use they should use a saw (no mention of what type) to hack into the area. That freaked NASA out.

I don't know if the Russians actually used the saw, but they did pause to allow more measurements and assessments to be made.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (w6EFb)

34 The Corvid lobbyists are strong, it appears.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

35 Early testimony in the Karmelo trial is apparently not going well for the perp.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

36
I'm imaging Sergei floating around with a Sawzall and a bottle of vodka. Okay, Sergei, hack away!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

37 Putin rejects meeting with Zelensky.

Russia has no plan other than death.
How do you grow economic per capita but by killing people

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

38 34 The Corvid lobbyists are strong, it appears.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

I had long Corvid but I dont crow about it.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:58 PM (/+uur)

39 "I love crows. They have 'tude.
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

But no birdbath. Would it hurt so much to shell out 100 bucks for your feathered friends, Mr O'Spades?

Posted by: the crows at June 05, 2026 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

40 >>Grew up with crows cawing in the cornfield every morning. Classic Midwest.

>>I love crows. They have 'tude.

My neighborhood is full of trees and there are a bunch that live in them. Sometimes they are sitting in the trees on both side of the road as I walk Elvis and they just scream at us. Elvis is like whatever, I don't see birds. I talk back to them. Seems cathartic for all of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)

41 How do you grow economic per capita but by killing people
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

Both sides have been pretty intransigent thus far. That is why I am somewhat skeptical of the casualty figures.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:59 PM (zZu0s)

42 How do you grow economic per capita but by killing people

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

Building 15,000 drones per day helps.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 08:00 PM (6ydKt)

43 ne of the leaks is in a inaccessible area, and Roscomos decided to use they should use a saw (no mention of what type) to hack into the area. That freaked NASA out.

------------

"McGyver and Bubble Gum FTW!"

/"The problem is essentially solved ..." -- my old senile Physics Professor

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 08:00 PM (+mTA5)

44 Mrs. E and I were sitting at the kitchen table eating supper when a bluejay flew fullspeed into a glass door. It was dead when it hit the deck.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 08:00 PM (LHPAg)

45 "There's a docking port there and 20 years of stress from docking maneuvers has apparently caused cracks to develop. "

Don't they have some JB Weld on board?

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

46 34 The Corvid lobbyists are strong, it appears.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

But you have to sell to someone other than the other farmer

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:01 PM (/+uur)

47 Don't they have some JB Weld on board?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

FLEX-SEAL!

Posted by: Billy Mays at June 05, 2026 08:02 PM (zZu0s)

48 It was dead when it hit the deck.
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 08:00 PM (LHPAg)


entre

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:02 PM (/+uur)

49 "Grew up with crows cawing in the cornfield every morning."

In the spring and fall, mornings about a half-hour before sunrise, one crow will call, then pause. Next all the crows in the roost call. Pause. Repeat a few times.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 08:03 PM (Jr5Lq)

50 >> FLEX-SEAL!

They've got some sealing goop they've used. They've made repairs with it, and then some metal stripping stuff. This is an ongoing problem, with more leaks springing every now and then.

Trouble here was the place they thought had the crack wasn't accessible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

51 Embarrassed that I have no recollection of those meanings.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM


Actually, few people do. It's better to look at band conditions. Tonight, the 17m-15m band is 'fair', all the others are 'poor'.

Last night things were fantastic pretty much across the board; even 6m was hopping, which is pretty rare.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

52 25 I have always wanted to live on a river.
Lived on a small bay and that way fun.
But a river is alive, it moves, it tells time.
A river is life, it is motion, and movement.
A river is you city, your town, and you history.
I grew up on families houses on Cane River Lake.
When the Red River decided to leave Natchitoches.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (/+uur)
Natchitoches fried pies. Yo.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (LHPAg)

53 >>I love crows. They have 'tude.

My neighborhood is full of trees and there are a bunch that live in them. Sometimes they are sitting in the trees on both side of the road as I walk Elvis and they just scream at us. Elvis is like whatever, I don't see birds. I talk back to them. Seems cathartic for all of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)

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We have ravens here in Northern AZ now but. before moving here 13 years ago, we had crows in SoCal.

They used to sit on neighbors' rooftops and squawk at us incessantly -- so I got in the habit of throwing rocks at them.

It got to the point where I used to just pretend to throw rocks at them and they'd skedaddle ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (+mTA5)

54
The current Russian crew are Andrey Fedyaev, Sergey Mikaev, and Sergey Kud-Sverchkov.

Two Sergeys! Hi, I'm Andrey, and this is my brother Sergey and this is my other brother Sergey.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

55 >>It got to the point where I used to just pretend to throw rocks at them and they'd skedaddle ...

They are noisy bastards but as Eris said you gotta admire their attitude. Somewhere in that DNA theres a velociraptor.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 08:07 PM (viF8m)

56 I'm imaging Sergei floating around with a Sawzall and a bottle of vodka. Okay, Sergei, hack away!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM


I see you have experience with Saiga products from the Izhmash factory.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 08:08 PM (0sNs1)

57 Magnetic Field: 10 nT
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)


North or South?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 08:11 PM (/HDaX)

58 >> North or South?

B_z slightly negative. Go here to the NOAA site:

t.ly/rXWWZ

and click around. Somewhere there is an explanation of the scales and units they use for the various measures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

59 I'm imaging Sergei floating around with a Sawzall and a bottle of vodka. Okay, Sergei, hack away!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

Elon should send a Boring Company Flamethrower up on the next mission, along with some rolled steel, Gorilla tape, and superglue. For safety, send up some "medicinal" alcohol, suitable for Americans and Russians.

You just know that the American rednecks and Russian rednecks will have a blast fixing the leak.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:16 PM (qx7Zg)

60 Tara Yazdi in a wet t-shirt."

Meh. Jacqueline B in "the Deep"....

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 08:17 PM (XuXeR)

61 B_z slightly negative. Go here to the NOAA site:

t.ly/rXWWZ

and click around. Somewhere there is an explanation of the scales and units they use for the various measures.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)


I'm a Spaceweather.com kinda guy myself.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 08:17 PM (/HDaX)

62
The Russians think we're being a bunch of pussies about the whole thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:18 PM (w6EFb)

63 Both sides have been pretty intransigent thus far. That is why I am somewhat skeptical of the casualty figures.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---

Hitting a school full of children with a drone lit Putin up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 08:18 PM (f3Fjc)

64 the Red River decided to leave Natchitoches"

Well, duh. Couldn't pronounce it...

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 08:18 PM (XuXeR)

65 Best I can manage around here is pigeons and buzzards.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:19 PM (5P5DO)

66 The Russians think we're being a bunch of pussies about the whole thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:18 PM (w6EFb)

That's the reason for the flamethrower.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:19 PM (qx7Zg)

67 Happy cafe!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)

68 I recall walking down the sidewalk next to a park. Nearby was a cluster of crows; not a murder, more of an aggravated assault of crows. They eyed me warily, and silently.

I nodded as I passed, and said "hello."

they immediately erupted in caws and wing flapping. Guess I interrupted their van Buren Boys get-together.

Crows are weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (0aYVJ)

69 Dire Straits - Tunnel of Love

Wembley 1985

https://tinyurl.com/375c34kb

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m)

70 "Happy cafe!
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

71 The Ouija board is working.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 08:22 PM (Cqx++)

72 Thank you for everything, Ace! Have a great weekend!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 08:23 PM (VyBeY)

73 Crow #1: "Hey. Have you guys seen Leah today?"

Other crows: "No, but I spotted her car earlier."

Get it?

"Spotted"

Bwahahahaha!!!
I crack myself up.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:23 PM (2WIwB)

74 >> I'm a Spaceweather.com kinda guy myself.

They've got a fireball monitor thing up there, showing the orbital plots of the meteor fireballs that last hit. That's pretty cool.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)

75 We searched for and procured vanity call signs:

Honestly, I only tested for General so I could get a vanity sign. It's my last name spelled backwards with a 3 substituting for an E.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 05, 2026 08:25 PM (vTZFs)

76 They've got a fireball monitor thing up there, showing the orbital plots of the meteor fireballs that last hit. That's pretty cool.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)


Srsly? I haven't seen that part of the site.

Thanks.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 08:25 PM (/HDaX)

77 Has anyone seen shibumi or bozo conservative ? Some lost morons/ettes

Posted by: free tibet at June 05, 2026 08:25 PM (iNp3L)

78 Seen on a T-Shirt on EweTube

My People Skills are just fine.
It's my tolerance for Idiots that needs work.


I can see wearing that one.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:27 PM (qx7Zg)

79 ISS air leak doubled today
Russians couldn't get to one spot so they got a saw
American saw the saw, put on their suits and exited to their own compartment.

They need some smoke. Let it loose and watch where it goes. Then float some epoxy, first and some catalyst right behind it.

extra catalyst

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 08:27 PM (f3Fjc)

80 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM


Maybe there was a combo deal with the tats? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 08:27 PM (0sNs1)

81 Dd38x)'

That's some hash"

That's some wet t-shirt material....

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 08:28 PM (XuXeR)

82 There's a docking port there and 20 years of stress from docking maneuvers has apparently caused cracks to develop.

Flex seal to the rescue!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 08:28 PM (ZVgZ4)

83
*wanders in*

Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 08:29 PM (O0L8i)

84

Devo - R U Experienced (Official HD Music Video)

https://youtu.be/vKXaVYZYEtM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 08:29 PM (Cqx++)

85 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM

I am coming to you from the great beyond.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:30 PM (Dd38x)

86 Hadrian, sure. Got plenty right here. Sugar is good.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:30 PM (5P5DO)

87 Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 08:29 PM


Would you like glucose or fructose?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 08:31 PM (0sNs1)

88 Lisbon is beautiful. Not sure what happened to courageous Portuguese. I guess they shipwrecked or emigrated.

They are like the laziest Americans, sitting around and drinking all day. Socialism does that to people. The Lorax said it best.
"Remember"

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 08:32 PM (ELUAs)

89 Hi Piper!!

I'm on Instagram to not be pissed off all the time. A very good week to do that by the way.

Anyways, I do follow my favourite young actresses. Little Ariana Greenblatt - young Gamora in 'Avengers', 'Stuck in the Middle' a great show, was at Cannes. She had pictures in very nice dresses. So I thought of you.

She's actually a model for L'Oreal. She had a picture in Cannes where she was beside her picture in a L'Oreal ad on the side of a building. Not bad for about 18 years old.

And world champion skateboarder Sky Brown, whom my late Mother LOVED, had pictures of her holding onto a car on a skateboard in high heels in a Dolce and Gabana (sp?) dress. I know that's a big brand from "Two and a Half Men."

Still made me laugh and I thought of you. Welcome back...lol

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 08:32 PM (Sco7b)

90 "I am coming to you from the great beyond.
Posted by: Piper"

Say hi to Buzzion for me!

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

91 I am coming to you from the great beyond.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:30 PM (Dd38x)

---------

Have you finished orientation? I hear it's a bitch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 08:33 PM (u/oMr)

92
I had to look up how they detect leak locations. They first isolate the various modules one by one until they find which one is losing pressure, then go over that with an ultrasonic detector that listens for the tell-tale sound signature.

Air management on the ISS is a tight, tricky thing. Besides the obvious, one worry NASA had about sawing was metal shavings and particles getting suspended in the air.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:33 PM (w6EFb)

93 Russia has no plan other than death.
How do you grow economic per capita but by killing people
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)


Maybe he could follow Ukraine's path and get the EU to pay him for it too

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 08:33 PM (rbvCR)

94 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

95 Maybe he could follow Ukraine's path and get the EU to pay him for it too
Posted by: Kindltot
--

That's a plan the Euros would think ideal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 08:38 PM (f3Fjc)

96 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

*stares at mailbox, fingers crossed*

oh please oh please oh please!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:38 PM (0aYVJ)

97 Lisbon is beautiful. Not sure what happened to courageous Portuguese. I guess they shipwrecked or emigrated.

They are like the laziest Americans, sitting around and drinking all day. Socialism does that to people. The Lorax said it best.
"Remember"

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 08:32 PM (ELUAs)

I got a customer who came to the US from Portugal about 20 years ago. A really good mason (go figure), and came here because there wasn't enough work for him there. I build him one really nice harley every year. He probably has 9 or 10 by now. He has a massive collection of motorcross bikes. Between harleys and those he probably has 100. Before he came here he barely could afford a car. He works his ass off. I can't understand a damn thing he says though. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 08:38 PM (snZF9)

98 96 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

-----------

ATTENTION: Vuvuzelas will be confiscated at the door.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 08:40 PM (u/oMr)

99 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

Perhaps we can watch the Chiefs, in full pads, take on Swift's band in football game, using the rules from the 1970's, after the nuptials.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:40 PM (qx7Zg)

100 "Happy cafe!
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

***

Comment of the week material here.
Comment of the month of there's a link to the photo.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:40 PM (2WIwB)

101 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Still unmarried? Why? Are the pre-nups that hard to codify? Her clock is ticking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

102 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 08:43 PM (UE9Fq)

103 >>I have always wanted to live on a river.
Lived on a small bay and that way fun.
But a river is alive, it moves, it tells time.
A river is life, it is motion, and movement.

I live in the middle of a medium size bay at the edge of the Atlantic and I love it because it's in constant motion, particularly at this time of the year. Endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 08:44 PM (viF8m)

104 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Still unmarried? Why? Are the pre-nups that hard to codify? Her clock is ticking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

I just pictured Marissa Tomei stomping her foot and yelling at Joe Pesci.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)

105 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Still unmarried? Why? Are the pre-nups that hard to codify? Her clock is ticking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)


She's 36.
Yeah. Not much time. They'll be in their late 50's by the time the kids get out of high school.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (2WIwB)

106 Still made me laugh and I thought of you. Welcome back...lol
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June

This is sweet. You should follow me! Well, my studio.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (Dd38x)

107 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM

You know what? I read it as deadx. Not as you read it. lol.

That said, my band size is a 32. If it goes up to a 38, I have fallen off the wagon and directly into a cheesecake the size of Texas.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:47 PM (Dd38x)

108
There's a docking port there and 20 years of stress from docking maneuvers has apparently caused cracks to develop.

------

And Russian quality control.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 08:48 PM (VWtfl)

109 Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 08:43 PM (UE9Fq)

Guess wife and I did it wrong: Justice of the Peace in Covington Kentucky, with his wife and sister-in-law as witnesses. Cost us upwards of 80 bucks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:48 PM (0aYVJ)

110 A reminder for those who are now hoping for an invitation to the Taylor/Kelce nuptials.

First, you must be a registered Swiftie at SwiftHQ.com.

Second, you must have a sufficiently-high membership tier (height unknown at this time). It is believed that SwiftHQ has almost as many membership tiers as AoSHQ does, albeit without many of the perks that AoSHQ offers, such as world-class shelving design and construction consultations.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:49 PM (0sNs1)

111 Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 08:43 PM (UE9Fq)


Time to watch Alladin again.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:49 PM (2WIwB)

112 This is sweet. You should follow me! Well, my studio.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (Dd38x)

I will after I get through more of these projects.
Getting there.

Everyone have a great night....and weekend.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 08:50 PM (Sco7b)

113 Yeah I like to keep men in boxes, men that have mistakenly tried to infiltrate my home, I've made hundreds of boxes for them, each with a video camera so I can watch.

And I know you're thinking, I've done all of this just so I can watch them scurry around naked and sweaty in their little man nests. No, it's to help them survive, I cherish them, but "Not in a Gay Way," but to show "I'm Dominant".

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 08:51 PM (3uBP9)

114 They need some smoke. Let it loose and watch where it goes. Then float some epoxy, first and some catalyst right behind it.

extra catalyst
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 08:27 PM (f3Fjc)


Why am I flashing on that segment in "Armageddon" with the exploding and burning Russian space station?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 08:52 PM (/HDaX)

115 It is believed that SwiftHQ has almost as many membership tiers as AoSHQ does, albeit without many of the perks that AoSHQ offers, such as world-class shelving design and construction consultations.

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Don't forget the first aid tips and personal relationship advice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 08:52 PM (u/oMr)

116 Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 08:43 PM (UE9Fq)

If they really want a show, they should hitch a ride on New Shepherd to get hitched.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:53 PM (qx7Zg)

117 She's 36.
Yeah. Not much time. They'll be in their late 50's by the time the kids get out of high school.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (2WIwB)

Our kids went to a conservative charter school. Me and the Missus were at *least* ten years younger than any of the other parents. She was 20, and I was 23 when elder son was born.

Kind of an aside, I know, but the fertility window for women is far shorter than for men.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:53 PM (0aYVJ)

118
113 Yeah I like to keep men in boxes, men that have mistakenly tried to infiltrate my home, I've made hundreds of boxes for them, each with a video camera so I can watch.

And I know you're thinking, I've done all of this just so I can watch them scurry around naked and sweaty in their little man nests. No, it's to help them survive, I cherish them, but "Not in a Gay Way," but to show "I'm Dominant".
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 08:51 PM

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Mister Splatner: You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.


Even I think that.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 05, 2026 08:54 PM (VWtfl)

119 does anyone here watch Peep Show? I'm watching a season 5 episode, Jeremy's Mommy.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 08:54 PM (1wjle)

120 ip tiers as AoSHQ does, albeit without many of the perks that AoSHQ offers, such as world-class shelving design and construction consultations.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:49 PM (0sNs1)

I bet their site isn’t haunted.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:54 PM (Dd38x)

121 It is believed that SwiftHQ has almost as many membership tiers as AoSHQ does, albeit without many of the perks that AoSHQ offers, such as world-class shelving design and construction consultations.

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Don't forget the first aid tips and personal relationship advice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 08:52 PM (u/oMr)

And limericks
and puns
and boobs

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:55 PM (0aYVJ)

122 Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Hahaha.

Hubs and I rode our bikes (Harley & Honda) to the courthouse. Hub in black leathers, me in white leathers. My dad & hubby's son were witnesses. Judge led a very nice ceremony for us while son got it all on video. Applebee's for drinks and snack afterward. Woot!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 08:55 PM (rdVOm)

123 Having met Piper, I can attest that enhancements of that magnitude would be inappropriate, and probably debilitating.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

124 Planner is an odd fellow- even by Maine standards.

Hell, even by Democrat standards.

Posted by: Billy Mays at June 05, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

125 "Gunny" in Peep Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0IW9cPWG4

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 08:56 PM (1wjle)

126 Guess wife and I did it wrong: Justice of the Peace in Covington Kentucky, with his wife and sister-in-law as witnesses. Cost us upwards of 80 bucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026

I had a big wedding. What a colossal waste of money!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:57 PM (Dd38x)

127 does anyone here watch Peep Show? I'm watching a season 5 episode, Jeremy's Mommy.
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 08:54 PM (1wjle)

Feeling Oedipal on top of being gay?

Posted by: Billy Mays at June 05, 2026 08:57 PM (zZu0s)

128 And Russian quality control.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Yeah. Controlled such that no quality creeps in.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 08:57 PM (jnTpz)

129 Guess wife and I did it wrong: Justice of the Peace in Covington Kentucky, with his wife and sister-in-law as witnesses. Cost us upwards of 80 bucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian

My son recently did something like that. They wanted to visit both families to have the mothers sign as witnesses before wedding. Colorado said, eh, you don't need that, so that just married on the spot.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 08:58 PM (l26NL)

130 "Gunny" in Peep Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0IW9cPWG4
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 08:56 PM (1wjle)

He is flagging ambiguous gay dude.

No, not him, the other one.

Posted by: Billy Mays at June 05, 2026 08:59 PM (zZu0s)

131 AoSHQ, where people know each other in real life.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (5P5DO)

132 Guess wife and I did it wrong: Justice of the Peace in Covington Kentucky, with his wife and sister-in-law as witnesses. Cost us upwards of 80 bucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

We were initially married by the Mayor of our little town in the park. Ms. Mayor informed us that she had Parks and Rec guys clean up the goose poop prior to the ceremony.

It's the little things that mean a lot.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (jnTpz)

133 /off coke snorting sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (zZu0s)

134 Natchitoches fried pies. Yo.
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (LHPAg)

Spanish not Coonass

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (/+uur)

135 this is one of my favorites, "Jeremy's Manager"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0IW9cPWG4

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (1wjle)

136 Its the same link, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

137
I got to reading about the life support/atmosphere system on the ISS. Complicated thing.

Theoretically, you could have a closed loop system. We've got humans onboard. They're breathing O2, and burning that with food (C and H), to make CO2 and H2O (also, other outputs).

So, if you could split the CO2, you'd get the O2 back. And then electrolysize water. They attempt to that. They make O2 primarily from water, and then a Sabitier reaction to react CO2 to water and methane. The methane and some excess H2 is vented overboard.

You can figure out the balance of all that. Food is bringing up carbon and H2. Can you balance that perfectly with all those reactions? Theoretically, you should, but in practice not exactly.

And they lose atmosphere with airlock operations. And leaks. They have to have make up N2. Extra O2 comes from water they haul up with resupply as well as these emergency oxygen generator cannisters they haul up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 09:02 PM (w6EFb)

138 The Lisbon Waterfront picture opening The Golden Cafe is lovely
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The poor little capybara looks terrified being put into his dress shirt, while the others around him look relieved.

Dressed for dinner?
🙁


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:02 PM (NFX2v)

139 She's 36.
Yeah. Not much time. They'll be in their late 50's by the time the kids get out of high school.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (2WIwB)
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Mom was 36 and Dad was 47 when I was born, and I never thought they were geriatrics.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 09:03 PM (kpS4V)

140
131 AoSHQ, where people know each other in real life.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM

And some of us are better for having you in their real life, too!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 09:04 PM (Dd38x)

141 Piper, as am I with so many of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 09:05 PM (5P5DO)

142 AoSHQ, where people know each other in real life.

And still like each other. Mostly.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 05, 2026 09:07 PM (vTZFs)

143 {{{Ben Had}}}

To Life: 🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

144 Oddbob

Sometimes.

I am extra polite to the armed 'ettes in Texas. Some excellent shooters there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

145
huh, HF propagation seems to have fallen into the porcelain convenience.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 09:09 PM (VyBeY)

146 MSG; 1,200 guests; hours long ceremony, July 3rd?.

Nah. Sounds like a joke.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:09 PM (NFX2v)

147 NaCly, To Life, Cheers

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 09:10 PM (5P5DO)

148 To Life!

*clink!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 09:10 PM (VyBeY)

149 L - No nic, another fine day

Not 24,000 of their best friends?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

150 107 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM

You know what? I read it as deadx. Not as you read it. lol.

You know what? I read it as hashish.

Posted by: Dark L at June 05, 2026 09:10 PM (W5mpo)

151 Evening, Ace and Cafe patrons! Grass is all mowed, and I even got some good shop time in. Beer time! Looks like it will rain again soon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (1z8ji)

152 sock_rat_eez

Activate the telegraph lines!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

153 Alberta Oil Peon

Won't the rain make the grass grow faster?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

154 Hubs and I rode our bikes (Harley & Honda) to the courthouse. Hub in black leathers, me in white leathers. My dad & hubby's son were witnesses. Judge led a very nice ceremony for us while son got it all on video. Applebee's for drinks and snack afterward. Woot!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 08:55 PM (rdVOm)

Biker wedding!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (snZF9)

155 AoSHQ, where people know each other in real life.

And still like each other. Mostly.
Posted by: Oddbob

Yep. WDS ripped me a new one once for a breach of Moron/Ette protocol BUT immediately following that said 'Okay, we shall speak of this no more. Let's get a drink.'

Loved that gal. RIP

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 09:12 PM (jnTpz)

156 To Life!

https://youtu.be/ZhdlKgAakHw

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:13 PM (qx7Zg)

157 Tonypete

Yes. RIP, WDS. She was the picture of vibrant in the Encyclopedia Americana.

What a dancer! She is missed to this day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

158 Mom was 36 and Dad was 47 when I was born, and I never thought they were geriatrics.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 09:03 PM (kpS4V)
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Were you the first or the last? Allowances are made for "oops" babies.

My wife became a grandmother at 40.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

159 LOL, NaCly, just in time for Carrington Event 2.0 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 09:16 PM (VyBeY)

160 Giles died.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:17 PM (FAHhb)

161 I had a big wedding. What a colossal waste of money!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:57 PM (Dd38x)

Yeah, I had a little over 200 people at mine. My father split the cost with Mrs B's father. It was a wee bit elaborate, but screw it, you only do it once...theoretically.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 09:17 PM (snZF9)

162 Of course now I want to know what kind of dead bird, Ace.

Have a good weekend and maybe better crow gifts!

Thanks for all you do to keep me informed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 09:18 PM (WONhk)

163 Oh what a sweet crow story! Keep at it Ace, they are already friends and will become great friends in the future! Thanks for all you do!

Posted by: Isolden at June 05, 2026 09:18 PM (dB99g)

164 Giles died.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:17 PM (FAHhb)

Anthony Stuart Head?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

165 Yes. RIP, WDS. She was the picture of vibrant in the Encyclopedia Americana.

What a dancer! She is missed to this day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

yeah, I miss her. I got a great pic of her and Mrs B. She was a blast.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 09:20 PM (snZF9)

166 Damn. I did not realize he was that old.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

167 ... Marriage Court, Saturday morning, Chicago's historic City Hall

musta worked; 30+ years, here we still are.

Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 09:22 PM (VyBeY)

168 Were you the first or the last? Allowances are made for "oops" babies.

My wife became a grandmother at 40.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)
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The last, but premeditated 😆 ; my sister came along three years before me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 09:22 PM (kpS4V)

169 Had a great time traipsing around Vegas with WDS. She was a hoot and a half.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 09:23 PM (kpS4V)

170 Isolden

Now I have a vision of an Ewok on a Vespa, banking into a turn with a view of NYC. He stops, pulls a Crow Caller out of a messenger bag, and sounds Gabriel's Last Squawk.

The northern sky turn dark, and as the black front approaches, furious flapping can be seen.
With an imperious gesture, the Ewok sweeps his hand to Manhattan.

The multitude of crows, an endless seeming sky of beaks, move over the river. Faint sounds of human outrage are heard. Then the fires start, and the city is no more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

171 149. Not 24,000 of their best friends?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That'll be the 2nd wedding at a football stadium. 😉

I just hope they stay out of the Philly region. (She's originally from Reading, PA).


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:24 PM (NFX2v)

172 Yeah, I had a little over 200 people at mine. My father split the cost with Mrs B's father. It was a wee bit elaborate, but screw it, you only do it once...theoretically.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 09:17 PM (snZF9)
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Weddings are for the families, not the couple.

It should be a celebration, but not extravagant.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

173 Anthony Stewart Head. Giles from Buffy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:25 PM (FAHhb)

174 Won't the rain make the grass grow faster?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

Yes, it will, and we have had a week of more less straight rain already. Some 4 inches. Tall grass in some areas, others, scarcely any growth at all, except for the dandelions. Seems to me a Nobel Prize for chemistry awaits whoever develops an herbicide that kills dandelions, and only dandelions, dead with one squirt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:27 PM (1z8ji)

175 Isolden

Now I have a vision of an Ewok on a Vespa, banking into a turn with a view of NYC. He stops, pulls a Crow Caller out of a messenger bag, and sounds Gabriel's Last Squawk.

The northern sky turn dark, and as the black front approaches, furious flapping can be seen.
With an imperious gesture, the Ewok sweeps his hand to Manhattan.

The multitude of crows, an endless seeming sky of beaks, move over the river. Faint sounds of human outrage are heard. Then the fires start, and the city is no more.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

I can see it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:27 PM (qx7Zg)

176 Anthony Stewart Head. Giles from Buffy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:25 PM (FAHhb)
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My wife loved that show. The early seasons were pretty good. Really captured the zeigeist.

Apparently he is the third cast member to die in the last 12 months. "Dawn" and "Xander" also have joined the choir invisible.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:27 PM (ZOv7s)

177 I met WDS thrice, two CO morondezvouses and 1 TX meetup. She was a treasure.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 09:28 PM (0aYVJ)

178 That'll be the 2nd wedding at a football stadium. 😉

I just hope they stay out of the Philly region. (She's originally from Reading, PA).


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05

The fans would throw batteries at them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2026 09:28 PM (h06De)

179 Yeah, I had a little over 200 people at mine. My father split the cost with Mrs B's father. It was a wee bit elaborate, but screw it, you only do it once...theoretically.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026

Yours was worth it. Mine? We could have just flushed that money down the toilet. If I get married again, it’s the courthouse. I will come here and post “guess what I did today!” 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 09:28 PM (Dd38x)

180 Anthony Stewart Head. Giles from Buffy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:25 PM (FAHhb)

Never saw much of that show, but I recognized him immediately. RIP.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 09:29 PM (0aYVJ)

181 also, James Handy was murdered. He was one of those "oh yeah, that guy" actors. X-Files, Top Gun; Maverick, etc. A really good supporting actor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 09:32 PM (0aYVJ)

182 174. Seems to me a Nobel Prize for chemistry awaits whoever develops an herbicide that kills dandelions, and only dandelions, dead with one squirt.

Dandelion greens, tea, roots, flowers... So popular, selling in every market around here. (East Coast).

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:33 PM (NFX2v)

183 I got employee of the month.
I'm usually in to much trouble for that.
First time since 1989.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 09:34 PM (ZxzYs)

184 Yours was worth it. Mine? We could have just flushed that money down the toilet. If I get married again, it’s the courthouse. I will come here and post “guess what I did today!” 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 09:28 PM (Dd38x)


Ours was a potluck on the lower hay field of my niece's farm. We rented the pavilion and chairs for eating, and cleared out the three bay shop for eating. It was a lot of fun, and the bride was rode down on the back of an ATV.

It was on-brand for my family, and my wife's family put up with it because it was 2021

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:35 PM (rbvCR)

185 182 174. Seems to me a Nobel Prize for chemistry awaits whoever develops an herbicide that kills dandelions, and only dandelions, dead with one squirt.

Try Brown-25

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 09:35 PM (0aYVJ)

186 sorry, the tent pavilion was for the ceremony, the shop was for eating.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:36 PM (rbvCR)

187 Weddings are for the families, not the couple.

It should be a celebration, but not extravagant.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

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It's funny, because The Wifey and I didn't have any family -- aside from virtually all attendees (and a few old friends), who were "work family,"

I don't know why (something I must have seen as a kid), but always wanted to get married on a cliff overlooking the Pacific Ocean as the sun was setting -- which is what we did at Califia Park in San Clemente, CA.

We were gonna have a fancy, expensive reception at a public hotel or the like -- then decided we could spend the money on re-sodding the back yard and have the reception (catered) at our home.

We're going to Israel in October, where we have the chance to (a) get baptized in the Jordan River; and (b) renew our wedding vows ... but because we are not fully-committed Christians, will likely refuse for fear of hypocrisy.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 09:37 PM (+mTA5)

188 I want something that kills bindweed.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:37 PM (rbvCR)

189 Dandelion greens, tea, roots, flowers... So popular, selling in every market around here. (East Coast).
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:33 PM (NFX2v)

You can come and pick mine for free. One caveat: you have to take all of them. I have 3 acres' worth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:38 PM (1z8ji)

190 Now I have a vision of an Ewok on a Vespa, banking into a turn with a view of NYC. He stops, pulls a Crow Caller out of a messenger bag, and sounds Gabriel's Last Squawk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
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The Apocalypse of NaCly Dog has puzzled religious scholar for centuries. Is it truly a vision of divine wrath, or merely an in-joke filled allegory about a shut-in New York blogger. Opinions differ sharply

Posted by: Bible Scholars at June 05, 2026 09:38 PM (ZOv7s)

191 183 I got employee of the month.
I'm usually in to much trouble for that.
First time since 1989.
Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 09:34

Well good job, sir!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 09:38 PM (Dd38x)

192 I want something that kills bindweed.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:37 PM (rbvCR)
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Roundup. Groundclear. Fire.

Lots of ways to kill plants.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)

193 I want something that kills bindweed.
Posted by: Kindltot

Oh, yeah! Let us know if you ever find it...

Roundup makes it look sickly for a day, then it grows back with a vengeance! Triclopyr does better, kills the top, but it still comes back. Grrrrrr.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (rdVOm)

194 Have a great night, everyone. May you thrill someone close to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

195 Roundup. Groundclear. Fire.

Lots of ways to kill plants.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)


They are growing around my blueberries, upwind of my grapes.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:42 PM (rbvCR)

196 We're going to Israel in October, where we have the chance to (a) get baptized in the Jordan River; and (b) renew our wedding vows ... but because we are not fully-committed Christians, will likely refuse for fear of hypocrisy.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 09:37 PM (+mTA5)
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Are you unbaptized? Are you not fully-committed to each other? I'm really confused.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)

197 Roundup makes it look sickly for a day, then it grows back with a vengeance! Triclopyr does better, kills the top, but it still comes back. Grrrrrr.
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (rdVOm)


I am currently using a hula-hoe, (lots of names, scuffle- and stirrup-hoe also apply) in the wood chips, it takes them down for a while before they grow back

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:44 PM (rbvCR)

198 Anyone here decides to elope, do it at a MOME.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 05, 2026 09:44 PM (W5mpo)

199 178. The fans would throw batteries at them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I'd hope for them staging a sacrifice of the Flyers' Gritty as a wedding gift.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:44 PM (NFX2v)

200 Roundup makes it look sickly for a day, then it grows back with a vengeance! Triclopyr does better, kills the top, but it still comes back. Grrrrrr.
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (rdVOm)
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It works well for sidewalk weeds in my experience.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:45 PM (ZOv7s)

201 What's all this about a golden shower cafe? Is that an appropriate title for a family-friendly cafe like this?

Oh . . . golden hour cafe.

Never miiiiind.

Posted by: mindfulanen webworkadanna at June 05, 2026 09:46 PM (dn9xm)

202 I was accidently sent a partial invoice for my oldest son's reception from the Mandarin Oriental on Columbus Circle next to Central Park. It, of course, was meant for the bride's father. Even as a partial, it was outrageous - even by Manhattan standards. Made a quick phone call - the hotel was super embarrassed and comped our rooms to call things square.

I didn't even know there is that much $$$$ in the Universe.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 09:46 PM (jnTpz)

203 They are growing around my blueberries, upwind of my grapes.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:42 PM (rbvCR)
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Ask Ace to send you a Summon Ravenous Crows scroll. Like Colt 45 Malt Liquor, it works every time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:47 PM (ZOv7s)

204 2 Golden Shower Cafe!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Dagnabbit. I can't ever come up with something original inside this Horde AI.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another synapse at June 05, 2026 09:47 PM (dn9xm)

205 It's going to be very interesting to see how California reacts if Pratt comes in 3rd when the clown show of a vote count ends and it looks like that's exactly what's going to happen.

Let's see how many Californians have had enough.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 09:48 PM (viF8m)

206 Leftists and the CCP are actively trying to sabotage our AI development. Meanwhile the govt of Canada launched a multi billion dollar initiative to accelerate their AI adoption.

Granted that is full of graft. But still it shows where the mindset is. Canada is a CCP vassal state of course. China has a strategy and that’s make Americans hate AI through nonsensical doom and gloom hysteria. Meanwhile Canada is allowed and encouraged to embrace it.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 09:48 PM (tNkpt)

207 Don't bother pulling it up; it will just sprout wherever you tore the roots, and it is virtually impossible to get all the roots out.

By continually cutting it off at ground level, and doing it as soon as you possibly can, you will eventually starve the plant.

Since it will be unable to photosynthesize,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 09:49 PM (f3Fjc)

208 Dagnabbit. I can't ever come up with something original inside this Horde AI.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just another synapse at June 05, 2026 09:47 PM (dn9xm)
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AKSHUALLY, the "golden hour" is the time between sunset and twilight, when there is lot of ambient light but no shadows. A film (which I am too lazy to look up) was made at this time to day to capitalize on that in the 70s.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)

209 It works well for sidewalk weeds in my experience.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Roundup definitely has its uses. Great for spot-control. Great for stray grasses and most regular weeds.

Bindweed is a special product from the heart of hell itself. You can slow it down. You can decapitate it. The roots live on and on and on, and keep regenerating forever.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:50 PM (rdVOm)

210 Bindweed is a special product from the heart of hell itself. You can slow it down. You can decapitate it. The roots live on and on and on, and keep regenerating forever.
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:50 PM (rdVOm)
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Cleansing fire?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:51 PM (ZOv7s)

211 Watched They were Expendable with John Wayne
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (Ia/+0)

212 Leftists and the CCP are actively trying to sabotage our AI development. Meanwhile the govt of Canada launched a multi billion dollar initiative to accelerate their AI adoption.

Granted that is full of graft. But still it shows where the mindset is. Canada is a CCP vassal state of course. China has a strategy and that’s make Americans hate AI through nonsensical doom and gloom hysteria. Meanwhile Canada is allowed and encouraged to embrace it.
Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 09:48 PM (tNkpt)


It's a fucking joke. They want to make AI woke, and make give a land acknowledgement every time it's used.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (1z8ji)

213 39 "I love crows. They have 'tude.
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

But no birdbath. Would it hurt so much to shell out 100 bucks for your feathered friends, Mr O'Spades?
Posted by: the crows at June 05, 2026 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

Again with the crows????

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (QGaXH)

214 China has a strategy and that’s make Americans hate AI through nonsensical doom and gloom hysteria. Meanwhile Canada is allowed and encouraged to embrace it.
Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 09:48 PM (tNkpt)
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There's more to it than that. Michigan is awash with brownfields located adjacent to power plants and languishing water systems. Lansing has acres of land that used to support Fisher Body and Oldsmobile. It is desolate, fully cleared.

Why aren't they choosing that rather than farmland far from power or water?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)

215 It's a fucking joke. They want to make AI woke, and make give a land acknowledgement every time it's used.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (1z8ji)
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And also burn two churches for nonexistent mass graves.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:57 PM (ZOv7s)

216 They are buying farmland close to military bases.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 09:57 PM (f3Fjc)

217 The decapitated birds and pile of feathers on my stoop are from the neighbor's cat. I provide a hunting ground and a field for number one and two.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 09:57 PM (D1E+2)

218 Which commenter kept posting a birdbath status?

I know he had serious medical issues some time back, but I don't remember if he's recovered enough to post.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:59 PM (qx7Zg)

219 They are buying farmland close to military bases.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 09:57 PM (f3Fjc)
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Not in Michigan. We have no active duty bases, and the National Guard installations are well away from where they want to plant these things. Something's not right about it. For the last 40 years Michigan has been all about trying to reinforce the urban core, bring jobs to Detroit, Lansing, Flint, and now it's all "Hey everybody, let's pave farmland!"

There is something else going on.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:00 PM (ZOv7s)

220 Which commenter kept posting a birdbath status?

I know he had serious medical issues some time back, but I don't remember if he's recovered enough to post.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:59 PM (qx7Zg)

JT, I believe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (1z8ji)

221 Weasel ONT nood.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)

222 It's a fucking joke. They want to make AI woke, and make give a land acknowledgement every time it's used.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (1z8ji)


This is the sort of thing that drove HAL 9000 insane and murderous in 2001 Space Odyssey

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (rbvCR)

223
Let's see how many Californians have had enough.

They will do nothing as long as the shelves are stocked.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (Cqx++)

224 Data centers.

Option1: Buy a brownfield site and sign up for a never ending cycle of pollution cleanup. The site is surrounded by ghettos filled with drug addicted thieves who will steal anything that isn't nailed down during construction, and who will then terrorize your H1B employees after you start up. Meanwhile, city officials will suck you dry with demands for bribes.

Option 2: Buy a couple of farms. Pay the farmers' kids a decent wage, which is more than they'd ever get farming.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 10:17 PM (UE9Fq)

Collins Ties Platner in Latest Poll

Collins doesn't have to match him in any poll. In her last three wins, the rigged polls drastically underestimated Collins' support. In 2008, polls were 8 points under her final vote performance. In 2014, polls again understated her support by 8 points.

In 2020, polls understated her support by 12 points.

That's at the end of this clip.

The Nazi had been "leading" in the rigged polls -- by less than 8% -- but while stupid liberal-leaning women are willing to vote for a Nazi, they don't want to vote for someone who abuses women and lies in wait for burglars, getting an rape-erection when he hears someone at the window.



Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, and Democratic challenger Graham Platner are in a dead heat for the November Senate election, according to a recent survey.

Platner has faced a litany of scandals since he started his campaign, including having a tattoo featuring Nazi symbolism, and increased in recent days and weeks with revelations about sexually inappropriate social media posts and extramarital sexting.

Platner and Collins each earned 46% support among likely voters, with 8% undecided in the latest survey from Fabrizio, Lee & Associates, a Trump-aligned pollster. Among those voters, 39% said they would "definitely vote for Collins, while 40% said they would "definitely" vote for Platner. Politico first obtained the survey.


The most recent RealClearPolitics.com polls average has Planter leading by 7.4%.

Platner's scandals appear to have contributed to the narrowing of the contest.

By the way, Lyndsey Fifield sent a text in August 2025 identifying Platner's tattoo as a Totenkampf. Platner himself -- who claims he's a "military expert" and "history buff" -- claims he did not know it was a Totenkampf until October 2025.

When asked about this, he says she never told him it was a Totenkampf, so how could he, the owner of the tattoo and allegedly a "military expert" and "history buff," know what a highly-identifiable symbol from the most documented war of all time know?


How did Lindsey Fifield know it was a Totenkampf if Platner had not, as she said, called it "My Totenkampf"?

I don't want to be a sexist, but it's men, not women, who are interested in World War Two and military history. It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)

So how did she know what his Totenkampf tattoo was before the military-expert war-buff who owned the tattoo did?


Some Democrats are starting to run away:

The very low-IQ Hakeem Jeffries won't say he supports Platner, but says he's deferring to Schumer and Gillibrand (who support him -- Gillibrand's very concerned about men who abuse women, don't you know).

But you know who's still all-in?

Evil Weeble Rick Wilson, whose North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association paid white supremacists to march against a candidate:


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 Firstish

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (gDlxJ)

2 OoooO

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (gDlxJ)

3 My guess is if they swap Platner out with some other Democrat that's not a Nazi rapist, Collins probably loses.

She's been shown though to have 9 political lives.

I'm not sure though if it even matters, but she seems to engage in failure theater in a way that she takes a dive only when it doesn't really matter. So probably a good thing to keep around?

Every time I think Maine is going red, they seem to jump back to being a dark blue state.

Posted by: Leupold at June 05, 2026 06:44 PM (eIzlH)

4

New Democrat Slogan:


You'll Plotz For Platz!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 06:44 PM (iJfKG)

5 Stupid toilet wanking jag off.

Abusive to women he dated; wanted to buttf*ck men to 'dominate' them; hangs out on a kiddie dating app; this guy was one missed coffee order from buying a van and starting a one man depopulation spree. Any serial killers operating in Maine? Because this guy checks a lot of boxes.

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 06:46 PM (6+ehB)

6 Guy I heard on the "Buck and Clay" show ( the replacement in the time slot which Rush Limbaugh was on) had a guest on today in the call In time.
He is a conservative from the area in Maine they are having a rally for "Maine Kampf" tonight. He said he went to -I think grade school -with Platner who was always very smart intellectually and interested in history. He said there's no way Platner didn't know what the tatoo symbolized.

He also said rural Maine residents aren't the problem. They would vote for the Republican. It's people moving into Maine from places like NY which will help him get elected.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 06:48 PM (ZeH0U)

7 I don't want to be a sexist, but it's men, not women, who are interested in World War Two and military history. It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)
___

*shifty eyes*

A woman interested in military history?

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:49 PM (7AnIg)

8 I'm starting to think that being a fascists, abusive, incompetent, pedo, commie, liar is a recommendation in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 06:50 PM (x1TG+)

9 SMH is a woman that is part of military history.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:51 PM (5P5DO)

10 Doesn't know what "Totenkopf" meant? No credibility for any other subject matter whatsoever.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2026 06:51 PM (YlWIZ)

11 Collins Ties Platner To Nearest Pole
Then rapes him. Shakin' all over...

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 06:51 PM (UjdFS)

12 I never understood the tiki torches. Were they scary?

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (LHPAg)

13 It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (77rzZ)

14 My version of hell is that we finally achieve the one party state the Left wants, and they still have polls.

Maybe they will read us the crosstabs in between beatings.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (x1TG+)

15 B-b-b-ut when are we going to get a REAL scandal with Platner? These fake-ass Jew-scandals are bouncing off him like French bullets off a Panzer.

Posted by: Dem sheep at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Av6i5)

16 Some Democrats are starting to run away:

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Like their Canadian Soulmate, Brave Sir Justin Castreau?

/Just run away, Platnér
You won't see my Death Head tattoo on display
The empty signposts on my block are not the same
You're not to blame

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (+mTA5)

17 Platner....Collins....meh.

It's like sitting on your porch watching two dogs doing their busines, and for some reason it's important which one deposits a turd first.

Collins is despicable. Platner is despicable. And, to be honest, you don't lose a whole hell of a lot if Collins loses because every single truly conservative issue she votes with the democrats....like just now and the SAVE Act. Her only function is giving Republicans majority status and thus control of the committees...sort of.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)

18 Rick Wilson is so fugly. Is he still part of the Lincoln Project or did they kick him out due to having to look at him?

I get my Dim women congresscritters mixed up. Is Collins the one with the warbly voice? What's up with that?

Without term limits, which I know is like fighting against air, we are doomed to retardation and cyclic bullharte into infinity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (WONhk)

19 But you know who's still all-in?

Evil Weeble Rick Wilson, whose North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association paid white supremacists to march against a candidate:

==

I may have an explanation...didn't Platner say that he would like to "rvpe" men. But no in a raperape way ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (GD0B3)

20 At least got rid of Ella

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (Ia/+0)

21 I know what a Totenkampf is but I know history. And still occasionally watch the History Channel when they occasionally have something decent on. Became interested in WWII when reading Herman Wouk's The Winds Of War and went on from there.

And kudos to you, Ace, for Maine Kampf, that's hysterical! I wonder if they'll know who won in a day or two? We'll have to wait three months out here in California to find anything out, I'm sure. (insert eye-roll here)

Posted by: tankascribe at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (NtoJk)

22 Collins Ties Platner

She just wants to date him.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (UjdFS)

23 I said this earlier today: it’s gonna be absolutely hilarious when the Dems have to get their fainting couches after the GOP keeps both houses of congress in November’s midterms. That’s what’s gonna happen; calling it now

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (+gA9j)

24 @ 13

>>It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!

And Gin, and Whiskey and Movies and cigars and cars and heavy machinery and WWII and…

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

25 Collins voted down that Save the Vote, probably hoping for somd vote fraud for herself

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

26 I support Mayor Bass and think a good campaign slogan for her is the following....

Mayor Bass ---> She wins, LA takes Jonny Holmes up the Ass again !!!


Cackle ..... Cackle ...... Cackle............

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (xl8DV)

27 7 I don't want to be a sexist, but it's men, not women, who are interested in World War Two and military history. It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)
___

*shifty eyes*

A woman interested in military history?

That's crazy talk.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:49 PM (7AnIg)
Hi, SMH! Mrs. E watches some military 'history' when she can drag herself away from Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (LHPAg)

28 There's a reason Rick is defending the guy with the Nazi tattoo.

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"I like big Putz's
I cannot lie ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (+mTA5)

29 It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!
Posted by: Bulg

And BOOZE

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (ItWcy)

30 Collins is going to do a dump on platner . I hope he enjoys it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (5P5DO)

31 nazis on one side, islamonaiz on the other, sieg heil the DemocRat party !

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (GD0B3)

32 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (3KxSp)

33 Hi Eromero!

It's been years since I've watched the History Channel.

I just look up docs on utoob.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (7AnIg)

34 Out: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a dead girl or a live boy."

In: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a Nazi tattoo, pedophiliac dick pics, a long history of abusing women, and an absolute hatred for America."

Oh wait.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM (Av6i5)

35 >>It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!

And Gin, and Whiskey and Movies and cigars and cars and heavy machinery and WWII and…

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

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Crows!

/Brandon Lee FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM (+mTA5)

36 It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!
Posted by: Bulg
......

So. Susan Collins or Nutzi Palsy.
Shakin' all over.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (UjdFS)

37 @34 ..and jerking off in a pool of feces

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)

38 I love military history. One of the best books I’ve ever read, fiction or nonfiction, is Shelby Foote’s civil war narrative. Those three volumes are a masterpiece

Also love things like Band of Brothers (both European and Pacific theater versions)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (yz/88)

39 My version of hell is that we finally achieve the one party state the Left wants, and they still have polls.

Welcome to California, bob.

The Democrats run everything in my home state, the dirty bastards. They've fixed elections for ages and Greaseball Gavin putting in that asinine mail-in ballot fraud just piled more rocks on top of the coffin of free elections. Although it was already pretty much dead and buried when they introduced the instant-run-off voting deal where you get stuck with the two most "popular" candidates instead of getting a real choice. Gee, shall I vote for Sleazy Democrat #1 or Corrupt Moron Democrat #2?

Posted by: tankascribe at June 05, 2026 07:00 PM (NtoJk)

40 Collins is going to do a dump on platner . I hope he enjoys it.
Posted by: Ben Had
.......

Can they both fit inside a porta-potty?

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 07:00 PM (UjdFS)

41 That’s what’s gonna happen; calling it now
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (+gA9j)

I will kiss you online if this comes true! Hope so!!!

I will tell my husband first, who allows me to do many things like online kissing. It's rare, however, so belive me you will be special.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

42 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (3KxSp)

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The .Gov Shack Is
A Little Ol' Place Where
We Can Do Biparty

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:02 PM (+mTA5)

43 In: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a Nazi tattoo, pedophiliac dick pics, a long history of abusing women, and an absolute hatred for America."

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM (Av6i5)

@34 ..and jerking off in a pool of feces
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)
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Platner is what you get when a mad Nazi scientist combines all of the Democrats' "best" qualities into a single human being...in the hopes he'll run amok and take over the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gnNyN)

44 That’s what’s gonna happen; calling it now
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (+gA9j)

I will kiss you online if this comes true! Hope so!!!

I will tell my husband first, who allows me to do many things like online kissing. It's rare, however, so belive me you will be special.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

Extra incentive!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (+gA9j)

45 What's the deal in Maine not finding a normal person to vote for?

The governor scares me witless just looking at the trans face of a demon. When President Trump insulted her in the WH I thought she'd have blood shooting out of her ears like on a cartoon.

Then I looked further, usually under sedation, and my goodness she has a trans man face. I don't care that she supposedly has three children.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (WONhk)

46 Rick Wilson, from Youngkin to blumpkin.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (gKWVE)

47 *shifty eyes*

A woman interested in military history?

That's crazy talk.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:49 PM (7AnIg)
Hi, SMH! Mrs. E watches some military 'history' when she can drag herself away from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (LHPAg)

Don't forget Anna Puma, either!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (qx7Zg)

48 Last night's LA ballot dump had 24,000 ballots and guees how many the election night Prqtt qt 39% got?

ZERO POINT ZERO... 0.0.

NOTHING FUNNY THERE AND THE KALI DEMOCRATS ARE TELLING EVERYONE SMELL THE SHIT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (xvV+O)

49 The primary is on Tuesday. I hear there are a lot of mail ins already. If Platner implodes and says he won't accept the nomination, Maine will have to do a Kamala like pick. Dems do that a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (JQmtK)

50 will kiss you online if this comes true! Hope so!!!

I will tell my husband first, who allows me to do many things like online kissing. It's rare, however, so belive me you will be special.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

-----------

Now wait just a minute!

I was told there'd be no online kissing ... Imma gonna have to up my Virtual Reality game a la "Minority Report."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:06 PM (+mTA5)

51 The dems saw platner checking a few boxes and threw due diligence out the window. Choke on it, mutherfuckers.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:06 PM (5P5DO)

52 I never want to see Graham Platner without his shirt on again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX)

53 That black dude who's a white supremacist always cracks me up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (amcLV)

54 FRIGGIN AUTO CUCUMBER.

Pratt gets 30% election night and zero votes on latest ballot fraud dump. They could have at least given him ONE VOTE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (xvV+O)

55 Then I looked further, usually under sedation, and my goodness she has a trans man face. I don't care that she supposedly has three children.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
......

I Goggled it. YIKES. Poor kids.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (UjdFS)

56 When I think of Maine, I think of thousands and thousands of Stephen King types driving around in their EV's with Obama/Biden bumper stickers still attached, their inbred eyes too close together and peering out through coke bottle glasses over their pasty, masked faces.

Posted by: Richard Bachman, closeted homosexual at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (z20w/)

57 ShainS, next time I see you expect a chaste kiss on the cheek.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (5P5DO)

58 Those dudes in khaki's with the torches look like poster boys for monkey pox. Pathetic. Where do they find these ninnys?

I know I'd point and laugh at them so I wish they'd parade near me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk)

59 The primary is on Tuesday. I hear there are a lot of mail ins already. If Platner implodes and says he won't accept the nomination, Maine will have to do a Kamala like pick. Dems do that a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (JQmtK)

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The current 79-year-old Governor, Janet Mills, is still on the ballot for Commie U.S. Senator (after having suspended her campaign because she's apparently not the NAZI Mainers are looking for) ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (+mTA5)

60 Remember when the FNM pulled some random teenaged boy into the news because he had a "NAZI haircut"?

After dragging him through the mud for a while it came out the kid was recovering from chemo and with his short, thin hair had limited hair style choices.

So...random teenaged boy has to know what NAZI hair styles are (even though its not, it was just a common hairstyle in the middle of last century) but a Senate candidate and supposed military history buff can get one of the most common NAZI symbols tattooed on him and its...ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:09 PM (sKqQm)

61 Pratt gets 30% election night and zero votes on latest ballot fraud dump. They could have at least given him ONE VOTE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (xvV+O)
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Rubbing their obvious cheating in our faces is part of the kink.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:09 PM (gnNyN)

62 Then I looked further, usually under sedation, and my goodness she has a trans man face. I don't care that she supposedly has three children.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

My guess is he will drop out and the Pedocrats will air drop Mills in. He is supposedly on the ballot anyway. She!!! SHE is supposedly on the ballot. He'll be the savior. She!!! SHE will be the savior.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 07:09 PM (l26NL)

63 Those dudes in khaki's with the torches look like poster boys for monkey pox. Pathetic. Where do they find these ninnys?

I know I'd point and laugh at them so I wish they'd parade near me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk)

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Just go to your local FBI office.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:10 PM (+mTA5)

64 In: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a Nazi tattoo, pedophiliac dick pics, a long history of abusing women, and an absolute hatred for America."
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM


Actually, absolute hatred for America is a plus, not a minus.

Posted by: Hizzoner of NYC, and Sunny H., The View panelist at June 05, 2026 07:10 PM (0sNs1)

65 I have no doubt that Platner used the N word and fag frequently in his past. I'm sure they are covering up the proof.

Also haven't paid attention enough but have any of his fellow Marines stepped up to be a character witness for him.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:10 PM (GseMx)

66 The current 79-year-old Governor, Janet Mills, is still on the ballot for Commie U.S. Senator (after having suspended her campaign because she's apparently not the NAZI Mainers are looking for) ...

I've been reading reddit threads on this race and the Maine NAZI take is that Mills is almost a Republican and all the charges against Platner are obviously fake (though his tattoo is sooooo hot!).

If the the Dems Lautenberg this race those exact same people will be telling me they always hated Platner and thought he was almost a Republican unlike that great defender of the people Mills...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:11 PM (sKqQm)

67 >>>Evil Weeble Rick Wilson

That's "Friend of the Blog" Evil Weeble Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 07:11 PM (dK+Kv)

68 The left's relentless push to demonize white men is coming back to haunt them. Platner, Talarico, Wiener ... they are all freaks.

Might be time to stop black pilling about the midterms.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:11 PM (viF8m)

69 Orgasmatron > Porta-Potty

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

70 51 The dems saw platner checking a few boxes …

“hatchet wounds” ?

Posted by: Hamitchell at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (tWkg3)

71 Rick Wilson is leading the charge to prevent Donald Trump from destroying the GOP. Kudos CNN!

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

72 Rubbing their obvious cheating in our faces is part of the kink.

Yep.

They are sending a message to future Pratts that no matter how had the incumbent is, no matter how good of a campaign you run, and no matter how many real votes you get your time will be wasted and the Dem incumbent will be given enough votes to win

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (sKqQm)

73 The problem with Maine is too much lobster brain.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (D1E+2)

74 Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX)

LOL. I agree with you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (n3VHW)

75 ShainS, next time I see you expect a chaste kiss on the cheek.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (5P5DO)

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Deal! Hugzzzz were not enough last time.

Of course, I will be risking the Texan Wifey kicking my ass in response! lol

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (+mTA5)

76 Might be time to stop black pilling about the midterms.

I think things are looking good for us, and if Trump can get gas prices down this will be a romp with major GOP gains.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:13 PM (sKqQm)

77 Orgasmatron > Porta-Potty
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM


They can be combined, you know.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

78 Can we just give Maine to Canada? I'm sure they'd take it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 07:14 PM (l26NL)

79 I was told there'd be no online kissing ... Imma gonna have to up my Virtual Reality game a la "Minority Report."
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:06 PM (+mTA5)
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The ironclad rule to kiss me is no tongue in my ear. That's the first memory of making out at a drive in on my first date. It seered my brain with ick and horror.

Years after we married I asked my husband what on earth was this deal? Was it Southern? Or did the idea jump to Long Island?

He said he'd heard of it and one girl did it to him and he thought it was gross as well.

I think it was supposed to make me crazy with lust vs wanting to ask wth are you doing? He was a football player in my class and apparently a catch. I was friends with him only. My left arm had muscles like Popeye from the few drive in dates I went on. Then I stopped exept for dances and one Doobie Brother's Concert. Bleah.

We are a match made in heaven of no ear licking.

There are other rules I have probably forgotten. The latest is that I stop saying, "You know" When I end a sentence. I don't know where I picked this up, but it annoys my dude. So I'm now sometimes saying it on purpose and he laughs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:14 PM (WONhk)

80 Ignore the more serious things wrong with Platner...the Dems selected a guy who is not only turned on by the smell of rotting feces but feels the need to brag about it.

These people are broken.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (sKqQm)

81 If any of you need a Terry Bradshaw laugh, try this clip.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sxh5s8GVvx8

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (qx7Zg)

82 Just finished watching The Pianist . I really hate Germans right now.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (GseMx)

83 The problem with Maine is too much lobster brain.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (D1E+2)

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[For those unaware:] "The term "Gerrymanding" derives from a political cartoon published in the Boston Gazette in 1812. It was named after Massachusetts Governor Elbridge Gerry (pronounced with a hard "G") after he signed a controversial redistricting bill designed to unfairly favor his Democratic-Republican Party.

One of the newly drawn, oddly contoured districts in Essex County twisted and stretched so bizarrely that it was likened to a mythological monster. Artist Elkanah Tisdale drew a political cartoon adding claws, wings, and a dragon-like head to the district’s outline, and a dinner guest remarked that it looked like a salamander. Another guest replied, "No, a Gerrymander"—a portmanteau of "Gerry" and "salamander"—and the name permanently stuck to the practice of manipulating electoral maps."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:16 PM (+mTA5)

84 I want to trade Canada for Minnesota

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

85 The ironclad rule to kiss me is no tongue in my ear.

Hmm, do you also not like the taste of candy corn?

Posted by: This post brought to you by the wax lobby at June 05, 2026 07:16 PM (sKqQm)

86 Gas prices are coming down. Crude prices are coming down

Iran's oil exports are down by 84%

Dems cintinue to shoot their foot off.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:17 PM (5P5DO)

87 Boobs, boobs, boobs,
Boobs, boobs, boobs…

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (77rzZ)

88 Oh and didn't the FNM demand that Hegseth resign because he has a Deus Vult tattoo?

So the left hates God and is ok with Hitler...I mean it sounds about right

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (sKqQm)

89 Just finished watching The Pianist . I really hate Germans right now.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (GseMx)

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Great film.

I often get it confused with the horrible "The Piano" which made me hate both Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (+mTA5)

90 Ignore the more serious things wrong with Platner...the Dems selected a guy who is not only turned on by the smell of rotting feces but feels the need to brag about it.
These people are broken.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (sKqQm)

There is a fella in Alabama who will pay you $150 to go swim in your septic tank.

He should run for the Senate too.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions, Alabama Hillbilly at June 05, 2026 07:19 PM (z20w/)

91 I often get it confused with the horrible "The Piano" which made me hate both Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (+mTA

He cut off her fingers!!!!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

92 Bulg

A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

93 How could you tell feces is rotting? Insects? Shrooms?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

94 Speaking of boobs, I was looking at a resort in Thailand that has these beautiful waterfalls you can swim around.

The people working there, especially the women, are all covered up, while the tourist girls are all in string bikinis. The average Thai person working there must have quite an interesting view of the US/Canada/Europe

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm)

95 Bulg

A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

Good one!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (dK+Kv)

96 Platner is what you get when a mad Nazi scientist combines all of the Democrats' "best" qualities into a single human being...in the hopes he'll run amok and take over the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gnNyN)

Frankenplatner

Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (zFsEm)

97 Just finished watching The Pianist . I really hate Germans right now.

Germany has been a blight on the world for the last 100 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm)

98 often get it confused with the horrible "The Piano" which made me hate both Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (+mTA

He cut off her fingers!!!!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

That was Sam Neil who cut off her finger not Harvey Keitel.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (lJ0H4)

99 Holy shit, if Abbott refuses the extradition request of MN of the ICE agent?

Do you know how bad ass that will be?

All Abbott has to do is go "eh, I don't see probable cause. And see, TX v. PA 2021"

And then a whole shitstorm goes flying.

'Cause, remember: TX v. PA says the SCOTUS can't force a state to enforce it's laws and another state doesn't have standing either.

If Trump set this up, it'll be one of the most brilliant moves in US history.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (73/SM)

100 So the choice given to voters, is a Traitor or a Rapist Nazi?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

101 Legal Insurrection site asks, "Is there no red line that would make Democrats abandon Platner?"

https://tinyurl.com/3d5f5ssp

I guess not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:23 PM (8Xy/A)

102 So the choice given to voters, is a Traitor or a Rapist Nazi?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

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YES! This is the new Democrat-Communist Motto ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:23 PM (+mTA5)

103 Hiya SMH, if you are still around. Hope you guys are doing well.

Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (zFsEm)

104 95 Nackly, I’ve had the perfect woman for almost 26 years now. No need to lecture me on feminine virtues, because she has them all. And some masculine virtues as well.

And boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

105 I got a plea from Susan Collins out here in Texas farmland. What a joke. I guess I should have sent in a dime to make the point she is useless to me. The cussmail reply was all she got.

Posted by: DanMan at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (8uzBS)

106 Romeo13

An AI LLM trained on all the AoS HQ comments (not ace's posts when he is in a mood) would be a better Senator than both of those losers in Maine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

107 Boobs, boobs, boobs,
Boobs, boobs, boobs…
Posted by: Bulg

I watched the movie Clue the other day. Boobs were conspicuous.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 07:25 PM (ndZc7)

108 Bulg

Good for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

109 Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

Had anymore tutoring slots, Bulg?If so, how did they go?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:26 PM (8Xy/A)

110 A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM


There is iron in the words of NaCly Dog for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax Ten Bears at June 05, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1)

111 Did LA county put a literal blind woman on the task of signature verification?

Watch this video and tell me what you see.

http://tiny.cc/h1n4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2026 07:27 PM (mkw2N)

112 110 Leslie Ann Warren, IIRC. Yum.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:27 PM (77rzZ)

113 Platner is what you get when a mad Nazi scientist combines all of the Democrats' "best" qualities into a single human being...in the hopes he'll run amok and take over the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gnNyN)

Frankenplatner
Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (zFsEm)

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lol

Damn, we need some Platner "Frankenfurter" tranny memes from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, stat!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (+mTA5)

114 "I want to trade Canada for Minnesota"

Can't we just gift minniesomalia to canuckistan instead? They can keep their prog voters and have some more!

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (YGJ8E)

115 I’ll set up more tutoring slots for next week, Fen.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (77rzZ)

116 18-1 watched that last week, its hard to watch.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

117 Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) tells NOTUS he’s unimpressed by the allegations against Graham Platner

Whitehouse: “Seems like a lot of nothing. I mean, the only one who had anything to say that seemed ‘unsettling’ was a woman who works for right-wing political operations.”

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Geez! Grow up! She was just a woman who works for right-wing political operations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (ndZc7)

118 Bill Clinton diddled his early 20's intern with a cigar and received blow jobs in the White House possibly in the Oval Office ( Oral Office) . He dodged the draft with a lie , accused of credible rape , exposed himself to women and his mentor was an avid segregationist.

The Dems think he's a model Democrat.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:29 PM (GseMx)

119 A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM

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There's a reason I'm an ass and legs man.

Wait, that didn't come out quite right ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:29 PM (+mTA5)

120 Watch this video and tell me what you see.

http://tiny.cc/h1n4101
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2026 07:27 PM (mkw2N)

I just saw that video, sure looks blind to me.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 07:30 PM (kX27y)

121 The Dems think he's a model Democrat.
Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:29 PM


We're the face of Democrat Modern Masculinity.

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, and Mr. Hogg at June 05, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

122
It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)

Women and feet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 07:31 PM (Cqx++)

123 Whitehouse: “Seems like a lot of nothing. I mean, the only one who had anything to say that seemed ‘unsettling’ was a woman who works for right-wing political operations.”

He's just repeating the talking points laid out by the NY Times . Hopefully the other women which the Times knew about but didn't report ( head fake) will step up.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (GseMx)

124 ShainS

Left unsaid is: ['80s Fleet Sailor Mode on]
Can her ankles go back to the ears?
['80s Fleet Sailor Mode off]

I have traveled a long path to gain a tad bit of wisdom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

125 Genderfluid psychotherapist says her son cried because his sex-ed class said only "men and women" can make babies

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Damn biology!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (ndZc7)

126 Women and feet
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 07:31 PM


Newsletter ??????!??!?????

Posted by: Quentin T. and Rex R. at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

127 (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)

Yes.
History Channel is now about 25% 'Ancient Aliens', 25% 'UnXplained'/ 'Unbelievable' / 'Un-something', 25% 'The _____ that Built America', 5% 'Curse of Oak Island', 5% 'Skinwalker Ranch', 5% 'American Pickers', 5% 'Pawn Stars' and 5% Various filler.

They are doing a few new documentaries for America 250, like 'World War II with Tom Hanks' that comes on tomorrow night and throughout next week.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

128 Nood

Posted by: Accomack at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (/Chlc)

129 12 I never understood the tiki torches. Were they scary?
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (LHPAg)


The most important part of the tiki torches is that they were on a street, at night. That's why they had torches.

The pro-statue, anti-erasure rally was a family occasion on grass, during the day.

Every Tavern Tough Guy who says he can tell those rally-goers are wrong, because he "would've punched those Nazis out" is lying through his teeth. He wouldn't have been in the same place at the same time, if he can tell day from night.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 07:38 PM (Sy6m/)

130 It's Totenkopf (death's head), not totenkampf (death struggle?).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 07:43 PM (XMwZJ)

131 Is it Mainers or Mainiacs?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 07:48 PM (XMwZJ)

132 Orgasmatron > Porta-Potty
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM


In a pinch, a porta-potty can be used as an emergency Orgone accumulator.

(Tomorrow we can talk about the Vril force, and how it shapes our world)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 08:02 PM (rbvCR)

133 " they don't want to vote for someone who...lies in wait for burglars, getting an rape-erection when he hears someone at the window".

'S why I won't run for office.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at June 05, 2026 08:05 PM (BGIIP)

134 My dad fought in the Pacific (poorly named body of water) during WWII so I am a more than casual follower of the war. I recognized it as SS, did not know it's name. Don't have any tattoos but pretty sure I would want to research it before I get one.
Platner is awesome, showing normal people how power hungry and principle free Dems are.
And the Cali cheat MIGHT get enough South Dakotans to threaten their senator if he doesn't get SAVE passed.

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 08:39 PM (ELUAs)

135 I guess the cool part about this story is actual disclosures before the election.

Progress!

Posted by: Fah Q at June 05, 2026 10:28 PM (0K2ae)

136 Can't we just gift minniesomalia to canuckistan instead? They can keep their prog voters and have some more!
Posted by: Will Robinson
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No, no, no!
We trade Minn`-eh-sota for Alberta. They get a bunch of leeches and idiots, and we get beautiful country, lots of wheat and oil, and, as so bonus, AOP!

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (ezP9C)

137
Is it Mainers or Mainiacs?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


Down East 'Tards and Layabouts

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 02:04 AM (s9VOe)

The Week That Was Woke

JD Vance
@JDVance

Henry Nowak died the same way a civilization dies: abandoned, handcuffed by authorities who neither trusted nor cared for him, and accused of hate crimes he did not commit. His murder is as tragic as it is enraging. He should still be alive today, and he would be if the last few generations of European elites had stood their ground against the politics of self-hatred and the mass invasion of migrants, many of whom despise the West and the people who love it.

Henry was far from the first to so needlessly lose his life, and I fear he won't be the last. Each time a life like his is lost, the proper response--the only response--is righteous anger. One of the most important things the Trump administration has proven to the world is that stopping the flow of mass migration and defending national sovereignty is a matter of political will and leadership. Anything else is an excuse.

It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children. And nobody--nobody--should ever die the way that Henry Nowak died. May God comfort those who loved him, and may God rest his soul.

Carl Benjamin said that we should view the UK police as the "colonial police" -- the colonial police protect the interests of the colonizers, and enforce the colonizer's will against the indigenous, conquered people.

Brendan O'Neill:

[T]his horror speaks to a deeper moral rot: It reveals the corrosive effect the ideology of wokeness has had on the institutions of our society.

The reason the cops believed the knife-wielding monster and dismissed his dying victim is simple: The killer was a brown-skinned man, and his victim was a white-skinned man.

Critical race theory is rife in Britain's police forces.

Under official guidance, cops must believe every accusation of a "hate crime."

They're trained to always be on the lookout for racism.

Indeed Hampshire Police, which covers Southampton, boasts of its devotion to the woke state's holy mission of hunting down "hate."

Its "race action plan" fizzes with the kind of critical-race drivel you hear on every Ivy League campus.

It describes the Minnesota death of George Floyd in 2020 as a "pivotal moment" for Britain's police, too.

That tragedy compelled the force, it says, to be "anti-racist" in all police actions.

The irony is thick: This force claims to have "learned the lessons" of the death of a black man who cried "I can't breathe" -- yet just six years later its officers are horribly mistreating a white boy who pleaded the same.

It's precisely their embrace of the post-Floyd BLM mania that led these cops to grossly demean young Henry.

Having imbibed the infantile script that casts whites as oppressors and non-whites as oppressed, they were primed to believe Digwa and to doubt Henry.

To them, he was just a white man, and what could be worse than that?

...

Prime Minister Keir Starmer and virtually our entire political establishment took the knee for the career criminal Floyd.

They've done no such thing for the kind, thoughtful Henry Nowak.

And there it is: the "virtuous," obscene racial prejudice of the woke elites.

David Lammy, a top Labour politician commu-splains why he refuses to take a knee now: He says he took a knee for George Floyd because that was "during Covid" and it's different now because it's not during Covid.

What?

They're all pretending there is no two-tier policing -- despite having previously explicitly demanded two-tier policing:

The Telegraph
@Telegraph

1h

Police may not always need to treat people of different racial origins equally, David Lammy has said.

The Justice Secretary suggested there could be cultural circumstances in which police officers might treat someone from an ethnic minority differently


James Talarico's "church" is totally "Christian" you guys.


For many self-described religious Democrats, squaring their support for abortion and radical gender ideology with their faith is a challenge. But at Texas Democrat James Talarico's church, supporting abortions is part of the congregation's "goals for the world."

At the Texas church where the Democrat senate hopeful preaches sermons on the need for abortion in the "trans community," church funds are sent not only to abortion giant Planned Parenthood, but also to radical organizations that pay to help facilitate out-of-state travel for women to kill their unborn babies, and an organization that runs a summer camp for transgender-identifying kids as young as 11.

St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church, the woke Austin church attended by Talarico, lists Planned Parenthood, which ends the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies every year, as one of the organizations that shares its "vision and goals for the world."

The church, which The Daily Wire reported last week stocks sexually explicit books aimed at young people in its library, sets aside money every year for Planned Parenthood, according to its website. It also describes itself as a "Reproductive Freedom Congregation," meaning it believes that "abortion is a blessing."


...


The church's position on abortion is in line with Talarico's own support for codifying Roe v. Wade into federal law to create a so-called right to an abortion. Talarico grounds his support for abortion in the biblical account of an angel visiting the Virgin Mary and telling her that she would miraculously conceive and give birth to Jesus Christ.

"I say all this in the context of abortion, because before God comes over Mary, and we have the incarnation, God asks for Mary's consent," he said during an appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast. "You cannot force someone to create... so that's how I come down on that side of the issue."

...

The radical pro-abortion groups are just a sliver of the liberal causes supported by the church. Other organizations St. Andrew's lists on its donation page included Out Youth Austin, the U.S. Campaign for Palestinian Rights, Evergreen Action, and the Carbon180.

Out Youth Austin describes itself as a group that provides "a safe space for LGBTQ+ youth to come together, receive support, and make friends who understand who they are." One of the programs it offers is a summer camp for kids between the ages of 11-17 who identify as gay or transgender.


NY Democrats just passed a bill to call mothers "gestating parents" and fathers "non-gestating parents."

The bill was sponsored by Democrats Amy Paulin in the State Assembly and Senator Luis Sepulveda in the State Senate. The bill now proceeds to New York Democratic Governor Kathy Hochul's desk for approval.

SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!!! "Pride" events struggling as corporations close their wallets to gay evangelization.

Pride celebrations across the country continue to lose out on large sponsorships as corporations, a key source of funding, shrink their affiliation with diversity causes and LGBTQ+ events.

Corporate sponsorships of celebrations in several cities, including New York City, Salt Lake City, Louisville, St. Louis, Orlando, and Pittsburgh are down from previous years, organizers said.

Jordan Braxton, co-president of the United States Association of Prides, which supports Pride celebrations nationwide, said that while some smaller Prides have seen a growth in sponsorships, a majority have seen a reduction.

She said the Trump administration's dismantling of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion initiatives, has scared corporations away from sponsoring Pride celebrations. "I think that's why some of the corporations have pulled back, because they don't want that government scrutiny," she said.


Randi Weingarten thinks she found the Real Villain responsible for plummeting student performance, and -- here's the shock -- the Real Villain is not Randi Weingarten.

Weingarten Blames Screens, Not Herself, For Falling Test Scores

American Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten is sounding the alarm about the decade-long decline in student test scores, pointing to screens and devices as a culprit. She's calling it a "call to action."

She left out the part about how she helped cause the problem in the first place.

For two years during the COVID pandemic, Weingarten and the AFT fought aggressively to keep schools closed. In July 2020, as the Trump administration urged schools to reopen, Weingarten called the push "reckless," "callous," and "cruel," and threatened the possibility of safety strikes.

Internal emails later released by a U.S. House of Representatives subcommittee showed the AFT had access to draft guidance from the federal Centers for Disease Control before it was made public, as well as proposed specific language that could trigger renewed closures.

Research published afterward confirmed what was already evident: Districts with stronger teachers unions were significantly less likely to reopen for in-person instruction, even after controlling for local COVID conditions.

So kids stayed home. They got on computer screens and stayed there for two years, cut off from teachers, friends, and anything resembling a normal childhood.

The consequences were not abstract. The National Assessment of Educational Progress recorded the largest declines in math and reading scores in its history. Reading results dropped to levels not seen since the early 1990s.

Researchers documented surging rates of anxiety, depression, and social developmental delays among children who spent critical years in isolation. The damage, experts say, will take a generation to undo.

In her book published last fall, Weingarten wrote that she "...led the AFT in developing a concrete plan to reopen schools as quickly and safely as possible." That's a remarkable claim given the documented record of what her union actually did.

Weingarten told Congress in 2023 there were "... things we really didn't get right," including the impact of prolonged closures. That acknowledgment was notable, but what followed it wasn't accountability. It was a pivot.

The same union that lobbied to keep students off school grounds is now positioning itself as a champion of children's well-being, pointing an accusing finger at Silicon Valley while the learning-loss data keeps compounding.


France: Seven out of ten believe crime is out of control.

Over seven in ten people in France believe that crime is 'out of control', a year after fears emerged that the country was sliding towards a 'Mexicanized narco-state'.

According to a poll this week from CSA for Le Journal du Dimanche, 72 per cent of the French population believes that crime has dramatically escalated beyond previous levels.

This belief is strongest among supporters of the centre-right Républicains, at 92 per cent, followed by 83 per cent of National Rally, and 62 per cent of supporters of President Emmanuel Macron's neo-liberal bloc.

The conviction was also held by a majority of left-wing voters, at 55 per cent overall.

This included 58 per cent of supporters of the far-left La France Insoumise party, founded by Jean-Luc Mélenchon, and 51 per cent of Socialist voters.

Only Green Party supporters were below a majority, at just 45 per cent, in not believing that France is in danger of becoming like Mexico, where the state has lost authority to rogue criminal networks.

Women were more likely than men to view the situation as out of control, at 76 per cent compared to 69 per cent.

What can explain the stupid public believing that crime is out of control?

Only one thing: Racism.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 I nooded.

Posted by: the lower depths at June 05, 2026 05:33 PM (yZOfl)

2 Remember when they compare the Floyd affair to the treatment of Nowak: Chauvin and the other officers called in an ambulance when Floyd displayed distress. (The ambulance driver got lost on the way to the scene, drawing out the response time which may have contributed to Floyd's death). The British police handcuffed a bleeding out Nowak and dismissed his legitimate expressions of medical distress.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 05, 2026 05:34 PM (ssz2a)

3 Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

-- As in "What is it"?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (qx7Zg)

4 Carl Benjamin said that we should view the UK police as the "colonial police" -- the colonial police protect the interests of the colonizers, and enforce the colonizer's will against the indigenous, conquered people.

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What, the "Caliphate Police" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (+mTA5)

5 I love that New York gestating persons story.

Cock-sucking, nanny-state retards.

That's not offensive. I'm putting it in a bill.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)

6 ‘ It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children.’

I dunno. I hate a lot of motherfuckers here. Just saying.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (vYYHg)

7 I dig the tune on that Emhoff video. Anybody know who that is?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (XvL8K)

8 Has anyone asked the Unione Corse if they think crime in France is out of control? I bet they think it is, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (rbvCR)

9 3 Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

-- As in "What is it"?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (qx7Zg)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (FtULh)

10 Afternoon, all,

Dragging down to the end of a hot day -- still several hours to go before the sun goes over the western buildings, though. There'll be a flatbread pizza from Aldi for dinner.

Not much on TV tonight. The original Flight of the Phoenix is winding up on Movies! now. North to Alaska w/ John Wayne is the 7 pm feature, and I've seen it more than once.

Oh, and I wish this Scott Pelley person all the best with his Substack. There won't be any "best," but good luck to him anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)

11 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

12 This describes my views:

"Basing itself on Sacred Scripture, which presents homosexual acts as acts of grave depravity, tradition has always declared that 'homosexual acts are intrinsically disordered.' They are contrary to the natural law. They close the sexual act to the gift of life. They do not proceed from a genuine affective and sexual complementarity. Under no circumstances can they be approved.

"The number of men and women who have deep-seated homosexual tendencies is not negligible. This inclination, which is objectively disordered, constitutes for most of them a trial. They must be accepted with respect, compassion, and sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination in their regard should be avoided. These persons are called to fulfill God’s will in their lives and, if they are Christians, to unite to the sacrifice of the Lord’s Cross the difficulties they may encounter from their condition."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (O0L8i)

13
ISO? I prefer smoking SAE.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (w6EFb)

14 Ella Emhoff is such an odd looking woman. I know that models are usually thin but with those weird glasses she looks like a bug and the tats don’t improve her looks. It must be disconcerting for her to realize -unless she’s in complete denial - that she got the job because of who her stepmother is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (8Xy/A)

15 Lol.

Fashion 'it girl' has never been so accurate.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (Sco7b)

16 I like tenderloin. One of my favs. Oh wait …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (vYYHg)

17
Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

___________

Needs major drydock time to look even tolerable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (O0L8i)

18 I dig the tune on that Emhoff video. Anybody know who that is?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (XvL8K)


I hope she gets clean off of SSRIs. However I have seen more passionate unboxing/haul videos on YouTube and Odysee

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (rbvCR)

19 Quick question for Talarico's "Church". Show me a Bible or even a collection of canonical Gospels which also had the Gospel of Thomas in it.
I can point to the Codex Alexandrinus which had 1-2 Clement (which are Patristic texts in decent standing). So I'm not even asking that Thomas be considered for the New Testament.
Just looking for any hint that an ancient Christian (who wasn't a heretical whackadoo) thought Thomas was worthy of our time.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (gjKW7)

20 Am doing battle with someone online that keeps saying Henry and Floyd were both killed by the cops. I keep asking him to tell me about Henry's criminal history.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (7T8ei)

21 11 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

Pretty sure no ones having sex with that... makes retching sounds

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:40 PM (FtULh)

22 St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church, the woke Austin church attended by Talarico, lists Planned Parenthood, which ends the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies every year, as one of the organizations that shares its "vision and goals for the world."

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What, "'Christians'4MurderingBabiesInChrist'sName.com" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:40 PM (+mTA5)

23 Paul Joseph Watson just dropped a brutal video, showing police brutality in England.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:40 PM (RIvkX)

24
It must be disconcerting for her to realize -unless she’s in complete denial - that she got the job because of who her stepmother is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (8Xy/A)

_____________

In no way is this disconcerting nor is she in denial. What's the purpose of influential parents except to gain lucrative jobs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:41 PM (O0L8i)

25 June is June. July is Proud to be an American month

The time for deviants honoring themselves has come to an end.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:41 PM (5P5DO)

26 God asked Mary's permission ? I must be rusty on my Bible studies

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (FtULh)

27 "Christians for Moloch" is a take. What would Augustine think?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (gjKW7)

28 NY Democrats just passed a bill to call mothers "gestating parents" and fathers "non-gestating parents."

The bill was sponsored by Democrats Amy Paulin in the State Assembly and Senator Luis Sepulveda in the State Senate. The bill now proceeds to New York Democratic Governor Kathy Hochul's desk for approval.

I prefer the terms "Birthing Person (Mother) and Non-Birthing Persons (Father). They do not have to be biological Female to be considered a BIRTHING PERSON...

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (Bnw/D)

29 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (O0L8i)

I agree also.

And this morning, listening to NPR (I know, I know), they had a local lesbian on, pushing the fag agenda and promoting an event that will be held in a couple weeks.

They have it in the "heart of the city" to tell everyone that "we are here, have been here, and will always be here"

Sigh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (ufFY8)

30 Being signed to a modeling agency isn’t the flex that lost people think it is.

Probably 25% of an agency’s revenue is from ‘models’ who are basically paying their way into the agency. Rich girls, yacht girls with deep-pocket sugardaddies, and whatever Ella Emhoff is.

Although, as I’ve said before, I don’t think she’s ugly. She goes out of her way to look weird and creepy. Her face is not ugly. There are a lot of truly ugly women out there. She is not one of them.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (vYYHg)

31 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:41 PM (O0L8i)

I don’t travel in those circles so I don’t know

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (8Xy/A)

32 "Police may not always need to treat people of different racial origins equally, David Lammy has said."


So much for martin luther king's dream.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)

33
I prefer the terms "Birthing Person (Mother) and Non-Birthing Persons (Father). They do not have to be biological Female to be considered a BIRTHING PERSON...
Posted by: Jackson K. at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (Bnw/D)

I prefer Mother and Father

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (FtULh)

34 That video of the Tenderloin must be pretty wild to you country morons.

Those zombies...are people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

35 I don't know who Carl Benjamin is, but I've been calling the Acela Corridor a hostile colonial power for a long time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 05:44 PM (BI5O2)

36 Pelosi did this no mother or father references in Congress years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:44 PM (5P5DO)

37 Today Senator Susie Collins (R-Maine) was attacked by a GIANT BEARDED CLAM down in BANGer Maine.

It was reported that Hillary "The Fat-Ass) Clinton was in the general vicinity when the incident occurred.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 05, 2026 05:44 PM (S5Tk/)

38 Can we stop pretending that James Talarico attends any form of Christian church?

"Satanic temple" seems like a more apt description.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (gnNyN)

39 I prefer Mother and Father
Posted by: It's me donna

Pretty sure if I referred to my mom as "birthing parent" she'd assume I hated myself and her.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (gjKW7)

40 11 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

It's nice when Canadian weather warms up so much that ANY exposed biologically female flesh is a gift like a Saudi male.

It's good to be picky...

............

I have Canadian KFC. I'm standing at the cash register, at the card machine which is asking me if I want to tip.

I tip well. But not this...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

41 Lammy is a little cvnt. He is also a UK deputy Prime Minister, Secretary of State for Justice, and Lord Chancellor.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)

42 "The number of men and women who have deep-seated homosexual tendencies is not negligible. This inclination, which is objectively disordered, constitutes for most of them a trial. They must be accepted with respect, compassion, and sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination in their regard should be avoided. These persons are called to fulfill God’s will in their lives and, if they are Christians, to unite to the sacrifice of the Lord’s Cross the difficulties they may encounter from their condition."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (O0L8i)

Darwin agrees, too. Homosexual acts are anti-survival. Unless maybe it's a way for the genetically unfit to self-select out of the gene pool?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (1z8ji)

43 Cardinal McElroy, a prog twat squatting over the faithful remnant in DC, fired Monsignor Stephen Rossetti as exorcist, ostensibly for the latter saying that in his opinion, most so-called UFO encounters are possibly demonic.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (GhIJO)

44 SanFranpsycho, I left a thank you and I was wrong for you in the Morning Report.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (5P5DO)

45 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (O0L8i)

Amen

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (GhIJO)

46 The king without a sword! The land without a king!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (GD0B3)

47 >>>St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church, the woke Austin church attended by Talarico, lists Planned Parenthood, which ends the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies every year, as one of the organizations that shares its "vision and goals for the world."

sounds on-brand for a PCUSA church these days

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (sCxmP)

48 Carl Benjamin on his Sargon of Akkad channel, and the rest of the Lotus Eaters, have been really good on the Nowak story lately.

They make the point that the UK is still being governed by the Empire (The Commonwealth) and that the empire is just moving its people around as it sees fit for economic and social engineering purposes.

The native Brits have been against it all for decades, but the immigration keeps on coming no matter which party, or PM, is in control.

So the government spends all of its time putting out the fires it started and just trying to hold it all together with force and propaganda while protecting the migrants at all costs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

49 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff shows off her fashion with an outfit of the day video.

Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

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So dogs are the hot new models?

/Better make sure the Somalis don't eat them!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (+mTA5)

50 I said it yesterday, the only reason the cops got there when they did is because they thought they were responding to a hate crime.

Otherwise, they never would have shown up.

If Henry had been the one calling the police, "Help! I was attacked by a Sikh who demanded my phone. I ran away and I've been stabbed!"

The 999 agent would have coldly said, "I don't think you have, mate."
And would have hung up.
She would have logged the call as a false report and went back to painting her nails.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (73/SM)

51 Although, as I’ve said before, I don’t think she’s ugly. She goes out of her way to look weird and creepy. Her face is not ugly. There are a lot of truly ugly women out there. She is not one of them.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (vYYHg)

She could be cleaned up, but she has deliberately uglified herself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (1z8ji)

52 What can explain the stupid public believing that crime is out of control?

Only one thing: Racism.


And what explains racism?

Only one thing: OrangeMan Bad !!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at June 05, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

53 This is the scene in San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood. They're smoking ISO, a new drug that's up to 20 times more powerful than fentanyl.

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That dude will be the next U.S. Senator from Califzuela.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:48 PM (+mTA5)

54 >> Prime Minister Keir Starmer and virtually our entire political establishment took the knee for the career criminal Floyd.

>> They've done no such thing for the kind, thoughtful Henry Nowak.

>> And there it is: the "virtuous," obscene racial prejudice of the woke elites.

> David Lammy, a top Labour politician commu-splains why he refuses to take a knee now: He says he took a knee for George Floyd because that was "during Covid" and it's different now because it's not during Covid.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM


Get on your knees,
On your knees,
On your fuckin' knees

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:49 PM (Sy6m/)

55 This is the scene in San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood. They're smoking ISO, a new drug that's up to 20 times more powerful than fentanyl.


===

"BUT WHAT ABOUT ALCOHOL 1??1!1"

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)

56 So dogs are the hot new models?
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM


You're not new here. Plus, I've seen you on the Art Thread. You know the rule.

No dog, not art.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)

57 People's Hippo Voice. your comment is so painfully true.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (5P5DO)

58 What can explain the stupid public believing that crime is out of control?

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If you steal from, rape, and/or murder a white "oppressor" -- is it really a crime?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (+mTA5)

59 I had almost forgotten!
George Floyd died with covid! It caused him shortness of breath. And the drug cocktail overdose.

I had the dreadful covid. Hard to breathe. I needed oxygen for a while during the worst of the five days.

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (FiTqX)

60 This is the scene in San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood. They're smoking ISO, a new drug that's up to 20 times more powerful than fentanyl.


===

"BUT WHAT ABOUT ALCOHOL 1??1!1"
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)

People are smoking alcohol? Learn something new every day.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:51 PM (qx7Zg)

61 Perfessor Squirrel, spot on.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (5P5DO)

62 Only one thing: OrangeMan Bad !!
Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at June 05, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

As I mentioned earlier, I occasionally switch over to NPR. It amazes me that when they are not talking to some queer author or some nonprofit spokesperson pushing for more gubmint spending on bullshit, they bitch and moan about the evil that Trump is doing.

I am guessing the Trump bashing at about 65% of the time they spend.

GEOTUS is truly living in their heads.

Makes me laugh and cry.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (ufFY8)

63 > What can explain the stupid public believing that crime is out of control?

Only one thing: Racism.
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The left is really working overtime on normalizing "racism" and crime. Those are actually two of their planks for the believers.

Pro crime, pro racism.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (jehhT)

64 No wonder I liked that Emhoff video tune. It's Booker T and the MGs.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (XvL8K)

65 God asked Mary's permission ? I must be rusty on my Bible studies
Posted by: It's me donna


I mean it was phrased:
"Hey, you've been chosen for this"
"um... so how's that going to work?"
"This is how"
"Oh. Alright. Sure."

But I'd imagine that if she'd said "I don't want to be chosen for this, find someone else" we'd never have heard of her

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (vJrRc)

66 To be clear, the only regret the officers who stood by and watched Henry bleed to death have is, they don't get to log an arrest for a hate crime.

Promotion depends upon the number of hate crime arrests, not actual crime arrests.

And their supervisors are pissed because that's one less for their tally as well.

That man they were beating with their shields? They all want to do that to the rest of the whites, for daring to mess up their chance at promotion.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 05:53 PM (73/SM)

67 If you steal from, rape, and/or murder a white "oppressor" -- is it really a crime?
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (+mTA5)

Congratulations on your new gig! Can I recommend you don't get this guy Kristof started on the, you know, the "hat people".

Posted by: New York Times at June 05, 2026 05:53 PM (gjKW7)

68 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

Pretty sure no ones having sex with that... makes retching sounds
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026


***
As the Mean Girls movie had it, "*fugly* slut."

Actually, in the video, she seems to have a fairly pretty face. But the tats detract from that, and she appears to have no femininity to her figure at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9)

69 Ms. Emhoff hasn’t had a paying modeling job since she walked for Coach in 2024. She did have some company she started teaching people to knit. Not sure where that went. Looks to me like Daddy is supporting her in NYC. If Kamala decides to run again, it might be problematic that little Miss Ella has been very vocal in getting donations to the wrong side of the fight. She is also pals with Mandami and his wife.

Ps. This video is to get her name back out there as relevant. The focus is her new back tattoo, in case y’all were not aware as to what we are supposed to be gasping over. It’s not her silly little bandana she tied over her running shorts in such an unexpected and avant garde way.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (Dd38x)

70 Kneeling for a black guy an ocean away was fashionable and posh.

Kneeling for a white boy just down the coast would be racist and gauche.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (6ydKt)

71 Just looking for any hint that an ancient Christian (who wasn't a heretical whackadoo)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Arius at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (0sNs1)

72 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff shows off her fashion with an outfit of the day video.

If my dog had a face like Kami's stepdaughter.....
I would shave its ASS and teach it to walk backwards...

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (xl8DV)

73 The Henry Nowak cop-assisted murder is particularly horrific. I do hope the British people can overcome the oppressors.

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (FMtrg)

74 "I say all this in the context of abortion, because before God comes over Mary, and we have the incarnation, God asks for Mary's consent," he said during an appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast. "You cannot force someone to create... so that's how I come down on that side of the issue."

... Talarico, the son of the father of lies---

\
Mary was startled and wondered about the meaning of this greeting. Gabriel reassured her: “Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, and his kingdom will never end” (Luke 1:30-33 NCV/KJV)
---

God asked for consent?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (zafwz)

75 ‘ Carl Benjamin said that we should view the UK police as the "colonial police" -- the colonial police protect the interests of the colonizers, and enforce the colonizer's will against the indigenous, conquered people.’

Fake news. Colonial police were badasses. The current UK police are incompetent retards. Listen to the video of Nowak dying. The cops definitely went to school on the short bus.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (vYYHg)

76 "This is the scene in San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood. They're smoking ISO, a new drug that's up to 20 times more powerful than fentanyl."

The thng that always happens is this:

Many os the "tourist hotels" (like Hyatt and Hilton" advertise themselves as being "on Union Square" (i.e.the center of town). but in reality they're two or three blocks off Union Square -- in nthe bad direction, rest nex to the Tenderloin.

So what happens 500 times a day, every day, is that a new tourist family checks in to one of the hotels, steps outside for the first time headed for Union Squaremand rthe cable cars -- but briefkly can't get their directinal bearings, and instead turn the wrong way, and within 50 yards find themselves knee-deep in fentanyll addicts and human feces.

This literally happen more frequently that any tourist going the right direction, and is the reasn SF has such a bad reputation.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (Av6i5)

77 Cardinal McElroy, a prog twat squatting over the faithful remnant in DC, fired Monsignor Stephen Rossetti as exorcist, ostensibly for the latter saying that in his opinion, most so-called UFO encounters are possibly demonic.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (GhIJO)

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When will the Great White American Pope be calling for and demanding the release of nine Catholic Bishops under arrest in Chy-na along with Jimmy Lai?

* Doesn't hold breath *

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (+mTA5)

78
"And Mary said: Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it done to me according to thy word." - Luke 1:38

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (O0L8i)

79 27 "Christians for Moloch" is a take. What would Augustine think?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (gjKW7)

Yeah, this is not a Christian church; they've killed a Christian church and are wearing its skin...

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 05:57 PM (l3cgK)

80 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff is the #1 reason why some guys become "HOMOs"

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at June 05, 2026 05:57 PM (xl8DV)

81 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM

Good to have you back with us. I'd heard you'd gotten tattooed and died.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 05:58 PM (0sNs1)

82 80 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff is the #1 reason why some guys become "HOMOs"

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at June 05, 2026 05:57 PM (xl8DV)

Yoko Ono is why some guys decide to go all in on Canadian Health care...

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 05:58 PM (l3cgK)

83 30 But the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. 31 You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. 32 He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33 and he will reign over Jacob’s descendants forever; his kingdom will never end.” (Luke 1:30-33 / NIV)

What woman in her right mind is going to turn that down?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 05:58 PM (gnNyN)

84 Seen a hundred at least young ladies on YouTube way more prettier than Ella.
If she is on some model payroll its a payoff to Kamaunist

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

85 It’s not her silly little bandana she tied over her running shorts in such an unexpected and avant garde way.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (Dd38x)

It might actually be an improvement if she tied the bandana around her hair, and put on some overalls like she’s about to paint the walls.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt)

86 9 3 Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

-- As in "What is it"?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (qx7Zg)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (FtULh)

Perfect response.

Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 05:59 PM (zFsEm)

87 23 Paul Joseph Watson just dropped a brutal video, showing police brutality in England.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:40 PM (RIvkX)

Starmer is using the SPLC playbook. If 'right-wing' protestors aren't being violent, send the riot cops at them to incite violence and get BBC video clips Starmer will use to denounce a 'right-wing' protest as so violent, police had to forcibly subdue many violent protestors.

Always remember that video clips provided by politicians, the media, U-tubers and Tik-Tokers, and 'citizen observers,' do not show what happened prior to or after the edited clip. We saw this many times with 'citizen observer' video clips of the shootings of two anti-ICE 'demonstrators' in Minneapolis early this year.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 06:00 PM (5rh/l)

88 Ella is nothing special

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)

89 The Henry Nowak cop-assisted murder is particularly horrific. I do hope the British people can overcome the oppressors.

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (FMtrg)

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I should have started a grift called "White Lives Don't Matter" six years ago. Hell, I would have secured multi-million dollar NFL, NBA, and MLB contracts within days ...

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:00 PM (+mTA5)

90 I predict that our State Dept will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.

Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 06:00 PM (dtajH)

91
Actually, in the video, she seems to have a fairly pretty face. But the tats detract from that, and she appears to have no femininity to her figure at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05

I will give credit where credit is due, when she is fit, she has incredible legs.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (Dd38x)

92 Is this the Pet Thread, Ace? If not, why did you post a video of two dogs?

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5)

93 11 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

I get major Ralphie Wiggum vibes off her. Nothing without her dad's money.

'I'm a super hero...er..super model!'

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (6+ehB)

94 Well as long as Ella got one of those classy and tasteful back tats. Which Paolo can appreciate, as an Italian; while he's respectfully pounding that from behind.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (gjKW7)

95 I’ll never understand random tattoos on chicks.

I mean, I’ll never understand tattoos period, but on women?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (W+v90)

96 81 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM

Good to have you back with us. I'd heard you'd gotten tattooed and died.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 05:58 PM

I am posting from the great beyond via star link.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM (Dd38x)

97 >>> God asked for consent?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (zafwz)


They are taking Mary's immediate and earnest response at the annunciation, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be done to me according to your word" and twisting it into an excuse for evil. Where Eve faltered, Mary, the new Eve was perfectly obedient. A model for everyone, and they twist it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM (3uBP9)

98 The dog saved that video.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

99 I agree
What is It? Alright

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

100 I am posting from the great beyond via star link.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM


Do they have kale there?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (0sNs1)

101 It's 6pm.
How stupid is it as the weekend starts?

CNN - Tapper - Platner scandals
MS Now - another Trump 'scandal' yawn. Statue of Liberty. DOJ. Whatever.

FoxNews - Platner -
CBC - Trump - new tariffs.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)

102 Don't forget that this was also the week that saw California Gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter eliminated from the race.

On this topic, I will leave you this quote from a Moron more articulate than I :

"I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.

She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

Posted by: a.moron at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (X5Jzz)

103 Also, have you run into buzzion yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 06:04 PM (0sNs1)

104 They are taking Mary's immediate and earnest response at the annunciation, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be done to me according to your word" and twisting it into an excuse for evil. Where Eve faltered, Mary, the new Eve was perfectly obedient. A model for everyone, and they twist it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM (3uBP9)
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That's a very good point.

Eve listened to the Serpent and thus caused the Fall of all mankind.

Mary listened to God and ushered in our Salvation into this world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 06:04 PM (gnNyN)

105 Get on your knees,
On your knees,
On your fuckin' knees
Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:49 PM (Sy6m/)


Fine. Get on your elbows.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 06:05 PM (zafwz)

106 How long do these people live on this iso? It seems like it wouldn't be long, but there sure is a lot of them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 06:05 PM (n5tGW)

107 I already hate it when people use God's name disrespectfully, but it's really nasty to hear the stuff Talarico and his "church" say about my Lord.

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2026 06:06 PM (FMtrg)

108 Like Evil and Big Penguin, I never sleep.

Posted by: Rust at June 05, 2026 06:06 PM (Tmkv1)

109 103 Also, have you run into buzzion yet?

The shopping app? No. I should probably look at it, though. I have a few go to places plus I have access to wholesale sites so I tend to go where I know. Not a good excuse!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (Dd38x)

110 I'm sure Talarico was really looking forward to the youth LGBT summer camp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (JQmtK)

111
Well, an "incident" on the ISS earlier today. NASA ordered all our astronauts (and our includes everybody but the Russians) to take shelter in the Dragon capsule.

The problem is a leaky Rooskie module. It has a docking port and is developing cracks due to 20+ years of the bumping due to the docking.

They thought they had the leaks under control, but another popped up today. NASA strongly disagrees with the Rooskies patching/sealing method, saying it's very risky. The Rooskies say we're a bunch of pussies. So, NASA had our guys hole up the Dragon while the Rooskies did their repair method.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)

112 Speaking of the Bears, while in college, I had a part-time job as a security guard in the stands at the Bears games. Around 88-89. I was supposed to be on the lookout for contraband like liquor. Saw a lot of it. Never did anything about it. I had a keen sense of self-preservation. The coldest I've ever been was in that stadium. Got to watch a lot of games though.

Posted by: The Ghost of PugBoo at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (HueKi)

113 108 Like Evil and Big Penguin, I never sleep.

Posted by: Rust at June 05, 2026 06:06 PM (Tmkv1)

Oh shoot!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (l3cgK)

114 Anyone know where I can buy a Yoko Ono on CD with her greatest hits ....

Cackle .............. Cackle ............... Cackle...............

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 05, 2026 06:08 PM (USZhS)

115 People are smoking alcohol? Learn something new every day.

==

Started with the oysters, went downhill from there.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)

116 Well as long as Ella got one of those classy and tasteful back tats. Which Paolo can appreciate, as an Italian; while he's respectfully pounding that from behind.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (gjKW7)

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"The Tramp Stamp."

Perhaps the saddest day in my life was seeing one such abomination tattooed above my my step-daughter's ass (once she went off to "college") about 30 years ago.

Ugh.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:08 PM (+mTA5)

117 114 Anyone know where I can buy a Yoko Ono on CD with her greatest hits ....

Cackle .............. Cackle ............... Cackle...............

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 05, 2026 06:08 PM (USZhS)

"Walking on Thin Ice" is a greatest-hits compilation of Yoko Ono 's work from 1971-85.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 05, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)

118 SanFranpsycho, I left a thank you and I was wrong for you in the Morning Report.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (5P5DO)
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I saw that dear and thank you but no such apologies are needed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:09 PM (RIvkX)

119 Anyone know where I can buy a Yoko Ono on CD with her greatest hits ....

Cackle .............. Cackle ............... Cackle...............

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On the same 8-bit iPod with Obama's Greatest Speeches.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:09 PM (+mTA5)

120 I have read that Novack was within a 5min drive to a trauma center that may have saved his life, or given him a chance. His death woke some righteous anger in me, Ace. I worked as a RN case manager in an ED/Trauma unit for five years. The video of his arrest flipped me out.

Without even looking it up, I can promise that the "church" Tanrico attends is the liberal Presbyterian USA branch. The Prebyterian Church of America (of which I grew up) and Orthodox Presbyterians are anti-abortion and not woke. I left the Presbyterian USA church in FL not peacefully and standing up to them.

As a new Roman Catholic I will still defend the conservative branches of Presbyterians. The liberal ones have gone the way of Lutherans and Unitarians.

Kamala's step daughter is certainly not model material. Money bought her a job. Her tattoos look like mine did with Silly Putty and the colored comic section of our newspaper when I was a wild and feral girlie.

Have a good weekend, Ace, and thanks for all you do. I wished you a good weekend on Wednesday because I took a rare nap and was disoriented to time. I figured, hey, might as well wish it daily at this point! Have fun with your crows!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:10 PM (WONhk)

121 106 How long do these people live on this iso? It seems like it wouldn't be long, but there sure is a lot of them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05

The homeless druggies may just take care of the problem themselves.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:10 PM (Dd38x)

122 If people hate our country why do they stay. Go away. Flights leaving everyday, be on one. Go away, we are tired of you bitching. Iran will welcome you with open arms.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (4Pn+V)

123 off sock(s)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

124 The shopping app? No. I should probably look at it, though. I have a few go to places plus I have access to wholesale sites so I tend to go where I know. Not a good excuse!
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (Dd38x)

Pay them no mind, Piper. They are just jealous!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (GD0B3)

125
>>Over seven in ten people in France believe that crime is 'out of control'

==================

In yet another example of the masses being in direct conflict with the masters. How do we get here? How do we get out?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:13 PM (n7rxJ)

126 You asked for some music?

https://youtu.be/bfZvHuh7wKM

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar's Aprentice at June 05, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

127
Pay them no mind, Piper. They are just jealous!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (GD0B3

Of my amazing proof reading abilities?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:14 PM (Dd38x)

128 Actually, in the video, she seems to have a fairly pretty face. But the tats detract from that, and she appears to have no femininity to her figure at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9)

All i remember is 5 head bushy eyebrows, tats and she dressed like a r*tard elementary school kid. I guess she could have dipped her self in Platner Porta Potty juice to make herself more unf*ckable but I felt zero interest in her as a female member of the species.

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 06:15 PM (6+ehB)

129 You asked for some music?

https://youtu.be/bfZvHuh7wKM

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar's Aprentice at June 05, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

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"It's A Crap!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:15 PM (+mTA5)

130 Of my amazing proof reading abilities?
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:14 PM (Dd38x)

No! Of your...superpowers!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)

131
At first I was surprised that it was CBS covering that Medicaid fraudster, but then I saw it's a white guy. All systems go!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:16 PM (n7rxJ)

132 So, in NYC:

Select public school districts have moved to install tampon dispensers in at least one male student restroom, aligning with broader pushes for menstrual equity and inclusivity.

And now, they are half way to writing this into law :

NY Democrats just passed a bill to call mothers "gestating parents" and fathers "non-gestating parents."

____________________________

Should this law pass, will they remove the tampon dispensers from male restrooms of the public school system. And, if they don't can a concerned citizen file a fraud and waste claim against the City of New York?

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 06:17 PM (dIske)

133 If people hate our country why do they stay. Go away. Flights leaving everyday, be on one. Go away, we are tired of you bitching. Iran will welcome you with open arms.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (4Pn+V)

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As much as I hate the Feral Gubmint spending, I would be in favor of ONE-WAY TICKETS and PERMANENT PASSPORT REVOCATIONS for all Anti-American Scumbags who hate the country -- ideally to North Korea.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:18 PM (+mTA5)

134 There should be vans playing ice cream truck music and handing out free ISO throughout the Tenderloin.

Bada boop bada beep beep beep bada boop bada beep...

Posted by: Karen Bass, L.A. Mayor For Life at June 05, 2026 06:18 PM (z20w/)

135 What woman in her right mind is going to turn that down?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


If doesn't matter whether one would.

The point is that she could have, and didn't.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 06:18 PM (vJrRc)

136 I managed 14 seconds of that video featuring the Emhoff spawn. Most of those seconds were spent screaming in horror. I knocked over the laptop in my frantic attempt to close it and end the visual assault, which I managed to do, at the 14 second mark...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 06:19 PM (nbLIj)

137 This literally happen more frequently that any tourist going the right direction, and is the reasn SF has such a bad reputation.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (Av6i5)
=====

"It's getting better!" they shrieked over and over.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:19 PM (RIvkX)

138 Menstrual Equity?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident ...
That All Bloods are Created Equal."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:20 PM (+mTA5)

139
Would you believe a quiet sonic boom? NASA just went supersonic with the Lockheed-Martin X-59, a smidge above Mach 1. The design is supposed to make a quiet, or less loud sonic boom, a wider "thump" rather than a sharp crack.

It's supposed to sound about like a car door slamming when it hits the ground.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 06:20 PM (w6EFb)

140 I managed 14 seconds of that video featuring the Emhoff spawn. Most of those seconds were spent screaming in horror. I knocked over the laptop in my frantic attempt to close it and end the visual assault, which I managed to do, at the 14 second mark...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 06:19 PM (nbLIj)

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lol

I only stuck around to see if she was going to barbecue and eat the dog ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:21 PM (+mTA5)

141
I'm watching that fraud story. It's wild. The guy had 6 prior fraud convictions and he was out on bond when he started his latest, $170m scheme.

$1 trillion/year of US taxpayer money goes to criminal groups via fraud. Dear God. Over 70% winds up in the hands of trans-national criminals. Human trafficking, drugs, threats to democracy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:21 PM (n7rxJ)

142 "I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.
She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

That's beautiful! Beautiful! (wipes tear from cheek)

Posted by: Comedy Gold at June 05, 2026 06:22 PM (z20w/)

143 Would you believe a quiet sonic boom? NASA just went supersonic with the Lockheed-Martin X-59, a smidge above Mach 1. The design is supposed to make a quiet, or less loud sonic boom, a wider "thump" rather than a sharp crack.

It's supposed to sound about like a car door slamming when it hits the ground.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 06:20 PM (w6EFb)

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Growing up in Las Vegas in the 60s and 70s -- with Nellis Air Force Base and The Thunderbirds practicing right down the highway to the east -- we had multiple sonic booms daily.

Good times -- good times, with the windows rattling. It felt pretty bad-ass to be an American back then ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:23 PM (+mTA5)

144 That top bit from Vance is good. I hope he's distancing himself from Tucker and the like. The pushback from the excesses of the neocons like Bill Kristol is admirable but there are people just using that as a trap into other excesses. Hopefully this gives him a better sense for things going into '28. So many people that are traps with their trappy urls that I want to click so bad because I'm a url clicking monkey but I must not because there are horrifying things on the other side even though they make it sound so good , KEEPITTOGETHER KEEPITTOGETHER KEEPITTOG...

Posted by: banana Dream - KIT LIKE A BOSS at June 05, 2026 06:23 PM (3uBP9)

145 3 Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

-- As in "What is it"?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (qx7Zg)


Oblig.:

Faith No More - Epic (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (Sy6m/)

146 A question for those of you who have Starlink for Internet service. The last time I checked it and entered my residential address, the service and hardware rental was $15/mo. more than what I am paying now. Today checking their site, the plans (they say) *include* the hardware rental -- so if I'm reading this right, the $55 or $85 is all I'd pay. Is that what you're seeing?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

147 People need to realize that every cent of taxpayer's monies was funneled into fraud.

$38T

You're being robbed blind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (jehhT)

148 "I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.

She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

Posted by: a.moron at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (X5Jzz)

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Pure poetry.

And why I love this place ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (+mTA5)

149 "I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.
She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

That's beautiful! Beautiful! (wipes tear from cheek)
Posted by: Comedy Gold at June 05, 2026 06:22 PM (z20w/)

She's still waiting for the Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 06:25 PM (qx7Zg)

150 106 How long do these people live on this iso? It seems like it wouldn't be long, but there sure is a lot of them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05

High tolerance from going from painkillers to heroin to fentanyl to the new stuff, then they will eventually have to move on to the next new drug.

If they don't OD first.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 06:26 PM (6ydKt)

151 TBF it seems the big conventions are coming back to SF. There was a big Microsoft thing this week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

152
"Christians for Moloch" is a take. What would Augustine think?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (gjKW7)


More than a take.

It represents reality of their "church".

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 06:26 PM (iJfKG)

153 I sadly watched that video of Emhoff. Yug.

She reminds me a bit of Markle the Yacht Girl Ho.

First of all, she's nothing compared to most of the girls I went to HS with.

I was of the supermodel status of others but I refused to sleep with people.

Which would normally bring me to the Weinstein 3 but I will refrain.

I had offers in college to be flown to California by two agencies. My mother said no. My mother said no to a lot of things, which probably saved my life. Even with her over 1000 miles away I would always know she'd say no and I was a good girl. Wild stuff but good in other ways of knowing my worth. And it was not for fame. She even said no to Revlon wanting to take photos of just my eyes. I felt that to be no big deal but she still said no.

To this day I don't take selfies unless there's a reason like my grands. I don't like to look at photos of myself, altho they are still good.

My husband stinks at selfies as well and we almost ended it all from a hotel balcony in Vienna trying to get St. Stephen's in the background with parts of our faces laughing.

To video myself like sad Emhoff's spawn is simply, well, sad.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:27 PM (WONhk)

154 The plan is to get Emma Imhoff lots of coverage now so she's ready to head to head with Chelsea Clinton (or is it Hubbell?) in the 2036 Nepo Baby Presidential primaries.
And watch for Luigi Mangione to be the VP.
It's all gamed out.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (MNCvZ)

155 ISO 9000?

Though now our company is up to 14001.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

156 I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.
She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

That's beautiful! Beautiful! (wipes tear from cheek)
Posted by: Comedy Gold at June 05, 2026 06:22 PM (z20w/)

*Chefs kiss*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (6xukV)

157 /sigh

The England of my forefathers sinks below the waves as it imports its own death.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (Q/FnY)

158 Posted by: a.moron at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (X5Jzz)

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Pure poetry.

And why I love this place ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (+mTA5)

Holy hell. I am dying over here right now

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)

159
The thing about It Model Emhoff is that she exhibits zero, none, nada style or grace or femininity in that video.

I find it hard to believe that anyone hires her for any modeling.

Well, maybe for one of those shoots where they have one model up close, one in the middle distance, and one far away.

She'd be the "far away" every time.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 06:30 PM (iJfKG)

160 A question for those of you who have Starlink for Internet service. The last time I checked it and entered my residential address, the service and hardware rental was $15/mo. more than what I am paying now. Today checking their site, the plans (they say) *include* the hardware rental -- so if I'm reading this right, the $55 or $85 is all I'd pay. Is that what you're seeing?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)
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I just ordered it, since we now live in a very rural area.

the rental is included in the monthly price of 55, 85, or 120 bucks a month.

Twenty bucks when I ordered it, for shipping.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:30 PM (7AnIg)

161
This video is to get her name back out there as relevant. The focus is her new back tattoo, in case y’all were not aware as to what we are supposed to be gasping over.

Posted by: Piper

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WHY is IMG trying to make her happen? Someone thinks that Kamala might make a comeback?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:31 PM (n7rxJ)

162 "We hold these truths to be self-evident ...
That All Bloods are Created Equal."
Posted by: ShainS


What you say, bish?

Posted by: Crips at June 05, 2026 06:32 PM (vJrRc)

163 OH NOES I MUST LIGHT HAIR on fire . . .

CNBC Politics
U.S. Senate passes $70 billion ICE funding

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 06:32 PM (rbvCR)

164 Pure poetry.

And why I love this place ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (+mTA5)
****************
Aye, mate!

I love it because I can be as insane as I feel like on any given day (some are worse than others) and no one judges. It is a rare and special blog by our Ace the Crow Leader.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)

165 No wonder I liked that Emhoff video tune. It's Booker T and the MGs.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (XvL8K)

Couldn't hear the music over the sound of my own screaming. Glad I couldn't because that would have ruined Booker T and the MGs for me..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (nbLIj)

166 Wait, 20 times more powerful than fentanyl?

I'm at edibles.

Nbc - space station
Abc - stabbed actor
Cbs - platner

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

167 SMH, big hugs to both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (5P5DO)

168 WHY is IMG trying to make her happen? Someone thinks that Kamala might make a comeback?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:31 PM (n7rxJ)

They aren’t. She is. Like I said, she hasn’t had a paying modeling job since 2024.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Dd38x)

169 I just ordered it, since we now live in a very rural area.

the rental is included in the monthly price of 55, 85, or 120 bucks a month.

Twenty bucks when I ordered it, for shipping.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:30 PM (7AnIg)

That's not too bad.
I pay over $100/month for AT&T 1gig fiber.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (6ydKt)

170 The reason the cops believed the knife-wielding monster and dismissed his dying victim is simple: The killer was a brown-skinned man, and his victim was a white-skinned man.

I don't think that's true. I think the reason they didn't believe him was the killer's brother called them and established a narrative about Nowak calling him a naughty word, which is against the law in the UK. He didn't, of course, say anything about stabbing.

So the whole interaction was mapped out in the minds of the cops before they even arrived. Some drunk yob was harassing someone and got roughed up for his trouble. When they arrived the father was holding Nowak up against a wall, complaining that he refused to stand. Not "couldn't stand": "refused to stand". So when he slumped down, the cops thought he was drunk. When they asked Nowak where he'd been stabbed, he couldn't tell them, so it played into the story they were hearing.

Were the cops lazy and unprofessional? Sure. But never underestimate the strength of getting your version of events out first.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (B9Dv5)

171 6 ‘ It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children.’

I dunno. I hate a lot of motherfuckers here. Just saying.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (vYYHg)


Everyone here that I hate is either an alien or TWANLOC, Those Who Are No Longer Our Countrymen. There are some of my countrymen that I have spite and contempt for, sure, goddamn thieving cocksuckers that they are. But hate I reserve for the enemies of My People, not the worthless fucknuggets within them.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Sy6m/)

172 I hope narcan doesn't work.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (5P5DO)

173 Ben Had!

My last night in Illinois!

Tomorrow, we convoy to Missouri, to our homestead less than a half mile from the grandkids!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (7AnIg)

174 168 WHY is IMG trying to make her happen? Someone thinks that Kamala might make a comeback?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:31 PM (n7rxJ)

They aren’t. She is. Like I said, she hasn’t had a paying modeling job since 2024.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Dd38x)

She's the Yoko Ono of Modeling...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (l3cgK)

175 That place where Talarico goes… it’s not a church. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (+gA9j)

176
They aren’t. She is. Like I said, she hasn’t had a paying modeling job since 2024.
Posted by: Piper

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Ohhh, when you said that vid was to "get her out there" I thought you meant IMG was trying to. But SHE'S trying to. Wow. That girl has even less talent, marketing savvy, and fashion sense than I thought. Good LORD that is a backfire.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (n7rxJ)

177 175 That place where Talarico goes… it’s not a church. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (+gA9j)

Sounds more like a coven...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (l3cgK)

178 I love that New York gestating persons story.

Cock-sucking, nanny-state retards.

That's not offensive. I'm putting it in a bill.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)
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If the bill is signed, it will say "gestating parent" and "non-gestating parent". Only a matter of time before it's reconstructed as "gestating organism" or "non-gestating organism".

Socialism's march to turning human beings into livestock is relentless and on-going.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 06:37 PM (rj6Yv)

179 SMH, I am doing a happy dance for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:37 PM (5P5DO)

180 Pure poetry.

And why I love this place ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (+mTA5)
****************
Aye, mate!

I love it because I can be as insane as I feel like on any given day (some are worse than others) and no one judges. It is a rare and special blog by our Ace the Crow Leader.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)

I have been "here" for over 20 years. There are many reasons. And, having met some of the fine people of the Horde only adds to that.

AoSHQ is my go-to for the news of the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 06:37 PM (0aYVJ)

181 Sounds more like a coven...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (l3cgK)

Yes…. From the pit of hell

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:37 PM (+gA9j)

182 She's the Yoko Ono of Modeling...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (l3cgK)

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There's a great scene in the Peter Jackson mini-series documentary "The Beatles: Get Back" after George quits the band.

McCartney looks linto the camera and says (something like): "50 years from now, they will say that The Band broke up because Yoko sat on an amp."

He just about nailed it ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:38 PM (+mTA5)

183 >> Good times -- good times, with the windows rattling.

Civilian supersonic flight over US soil was effectively banned in '73. Trump signed a executive order reducing those restrictions to something based on loudness at ground level, not just air speed.

This X-59 is testing tech they hope to use for commercial overland supersonic flight one day. The big sonic boom (and ridiculous costs) were what killed the Concorde.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 06:38 PM (w6EFb)

184 Tomorrow, we convoy to Missouri, to our homestead less than a half mile from the grandkids!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (7AnIg)


My Mom's family came from St. Charles county. Granted, they left for Oregon in 1845

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)

185 Were the cops lazy and unprofessional? Sure. But never underestimate the strength of getting your version of events out first.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (B9Dv5)

They were being professional as they were trained to be.
That's what a lot of commentators in the UK are talking about; the police there have been trained to favor the minority over the whites when things like this happens.

It's not just the individual cops that are the problem there, it's the entire system built around protecting non-whites, see the grooming rape gangs for example, which was also overlooked, hidden, and covered up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

186 That Emhoff person is being used and abused by everybody in her life.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)

187 CarmenJello will be let off

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 06:40 PM (/+uur)

188 Oh great. Now SMH is going to ask us to “show her” all the time.

JK. Serious congratulations, SMH.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 06:40 PM (77rzZ)

189 Ohhh, when you said that vid was to "get her out there" I thought you meant IMG was trying to. But SHE'S trying to. Wow. That girl has even less talent, marketing savvy, and fashion sense than I thought. Good LORD that is a backfire.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (n7rxJ)

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Talafreako/Emhoff 2028 -- We Put The Exhaust Into Backfire!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (+mTA5)

190 Whitehouse: “Seems like a lot of nothing.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (/+uur)

191 SMH have a great trip and soft landing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX)

192 My Mom's family came from St. Charles county. Granted, they left for Oregon in 1845
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)


And then died of dysentery

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (zafwz)

193 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff shows off her fashion with an outfit of the day video.
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The associated video shows her holding a dog - with his balls cut off.
How appropriate.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (ezP9C)

194
That Emhoff person is being used and abused by everybody in her life.
Posted by: Eromero

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I'm sure she's doing her share of using and abusing. I'd hate to be her daddy. Or her dog.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (n7rxJ)

195 NOOD PLATZI

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (gDlxJ)

196 CarmenJello will be let off

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 06:40 PM (/+uur)

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"Really, do white boys even deserve to live? Reparations, yo!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (+mTA5)

197 My mom was born in St Joseph , Missouri. I gave her Bible to the Catholic church there.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:43 PM (5P5DO)

198 Safe journey, SMH, and enjoy your new home.

Call out "Wagon's Ho" when your convoy rolls out, if you like.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 06:43 PM (qx7Zg)

199 JK. Serious congratulations, SMH.
Posted by: Bulg
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haha! Thanks!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:46 PM (7AnIg)

200 Back to Talrico and the not every Presbyterian church is that brand (PCUSA)...I watched a synod meeting back in 2013 or so and there was something something about red solo cups. Which is how serious they were to be woke.

Then our pastor left us hanging. About 30 couples fought to get out of this denomination. I defied the head honcho who visited from Orlando and he cut my mic when I questioned their stance on abortion. This was in front of 300 people of our church.

I took the fall because we were moving West in 2015 and I knew who my friends were. Someone had to do it.

The temporary male pastor did not like me. The last sermon before the vote was by an assistant who had a lesbo sister. None of us had even met the lesbo sister and her tribe, but it was declared to our faces that they were not welcome. I had no idea who was gay or not in that church, but I did not want a homo in the pulpit, and that's what it was about.

The ass. pastor swayed the elderly by lying and saying we were all against gheys. I came very close to standing up and protesting during the sermon but I was well known enough, thanks.

The vote was very close. I think now cheating. 30 couples left the next day.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:46 PM (WONhk)

201 The British police aka Gestapo have revealed their true colors. The British political and economic elites have treated the people like proles for decades. Its time the people treated them for their crimes against humanity.

Posted by: TJ jackson at June 05, 2026 06:46 PM (bXvrr)

202 I think she is just there to payback Kamala

Would she even get a following on a Fans Only page?

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:47 PM (Ia/+0)

203 "gay evangelization"
I call it "Fagriculture".
It is the cultivation of a homosexual (and now trans- and "other"-sexua)l culture amongst the youth of America and the western world, in order to destroy faith, family, and ultimately western society.
It is one of the most important tools in the Marxist toolbox, and has been grudgingly accepted as a tool by their islamist allies, although now that the islamists in the West are starting to see it seep into their OWN children's lives (especially via public schools), they are starting to stand up against it.

Posted by: UncleJefe at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (gAuAm)

204 192 My Mom's family came from St. Charles county. Granted, they left for Oregon in 1845
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)


And then died of dysentery

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (zafwz)

My 4-Great Grandpa was killed by Osage Indians near his homestead in St. Charles County in 1803. He moved there around 1790 under a grant from the Spanish...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (l3cgK)

205 Emhoff is a Der Weinshnitzel 2.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (xvV+O)

206 I thought Talarico might be a member of a PCUSA church. It’s far worse: his church is in the ECO Presbytery, which makes PCUSA look conservative!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (ZVgZ4)

207 At this point, I hope England or France win the World Cup, so their countries can finally burn down and start over. Or Morocco, so the Netherlands and Spain can burn to the ground.
Vote Harder, Euroweenies!
I guess Germany as well, but the Greens may have banned matches and lighters.

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 08:44 PM (ELUAs)

208 206 I thought Talarico might be a member of a PCUSA church. It’s far worse: his church is in the ECO Presbytery, which makes PCUSA look conservative!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (ZVgZ4)

I've never heard of this one. Wow!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 09:20 PM (WONhk)

209 >> When they arrived the father was holding Nowak up against a wall, complaining that he refused to stand.

Not sure where this came from, but the Sikh father told the cops he was holding Henry up because his mouth kept filling up with blood.

Also, it has come out (video of course suppressed) that the killer, Vikram, spent several minutes After he stabbed Henry, filming his victim and taunting him. That's why his shitty family had time to make it to the scene, take the murder weapon and hide it at home, and so on.

The poor lad was saying "I can't breathe" 11 times, and "I've been stabbed" 5 times.

The "cops" were guilty of depraved indifference to human life. May They Rot.

Posted by: Beverly at June 06, 2026 02:37 AM (reMys)

Oh No! Scott Pelley May Lead Parade of Communists Out the Doors of CBS to Start a New Communist "News" Organization

They're going to form a Super Socialist Substack, Dylan Byers warns us.

Newsmax:


The firing of "60 Minutes" correspondent Scott Pelley could be just the tip of the iceberg at the venerable news magazine.

...

Dylan Byers, a media reporter at Puck, a digital news company, warned more departures could be coming during an appearance on MS NOW.

Along with Pelley, correspondents Sharyn Alfonsi and Cecilia Vega were recently fired and correspondent Anderson Cooper departed.

"No one has left the building at '60 Minutes' without some version of what Scott did, some sort of criticism toward the new management, and indeed the new ownership about the direction of the show," Byers said.

"It is very difficult to see how this new leadership is able to usher '60 Minutes' as it has existed in the past into the future," Byers added. "We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.

"It's very possible that we're going to arrive at a moment here in a matter of weeks, if not days, where there is no existing talent left at '60 Minutes' and they are going to have to build this back up from scratch."

Meanwhile, three other leftwing propagandists in danger of being fired -- Leslie "we won't bother to verify the Hunter Biden Laptop, that's your job" Stahl, Bill Whitaker (who "interviewed" Kamala Harris in that sliced-and-diced advertisement that got CBS sued) and Jon Wertheim -- say that they're going to stay at 60 Minutes and not quit in solidarity because they're seriously overpaid and could not get work anywhere else.

Oh that's the real reason, not the admitted one. The fake reason they give is that they have to stay and fight the corrupt "leadership" from the inside.

Note that they wrote an initial draft announcing they were staying on, which attacked the "leadership" without naming names. That's because Weiss and Bilton have reaffirmed the basic rule that direct insubordination is, was, and always will be a fireable offense.

So they took the coward's way out and grumbled about unnamed parties in "leadership."

But they were even more cowardly than that, because they tore up that "initial" draft and just... leaked it to political ally Dylan Byers.


Dylan Byers
@DylanByers

NEW: The initial draft of the Stahl-Whitaker-Wertheim letter read like a full-throated rejection of CBS leadership, accusing their "overlords" of using "chilling" and "callous" tactics--all of it omitted from final memo. It also did not include any language about Nick Bilton...

Such heroes!

"60 Minutes" correspondents Lesley Stahl, Bill Whitaker and Jon Wertheim said Friday that they planned to stay on at the newsmagazine, capping days of turmoil for the show.

"We have had a hard time deciding whether to stay," the three wrote in a memo to their colleagues at the program, before adding: "We don't want to see '60 Minutes' die."

60 Minutes would die without them, you guys.

The graveyards are filled with indispensable men. There's room for three or four more.



They wrote that they were still "deeply upset by the firings" of executive producer Tanya Simon and high-ranking producer Draggan Mihailovich, whom they called "strong leaders who everyone respected." Their colleague Scott Pelley was fired earlier this week after he challenged the newsmagazine's new executive producer over the recent firings.

The longtime correspondents said that "as far as we can tell," those leaders were fired because "they fought for our '60 Minutes' values and stood up to protect our independence and integrity."

"Newsrooms are not supposed to be run like dictatorships," they added in the memo, obtained by NBC News. "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

Fuck you.

Weiss and Bilton should fire them for leaking the insubordinate initial draft, and for accusing them of running 60 Minutes like "a dictatorship" in the cowardly re-write they did wind up publishing.

Below: Pelley had on moms opposed to pornographic books in children's school libraries. The women read from the books and quoted the words "dildo" and "vagina" and "rape."

CBS muted the words so that no one could hear what was actually in the books.

This sissy idiot is bragging that "my team" -- my little clique of communist Mean Girls -- drove Bari Weiss out of the New York Times... and set her on the path to becoming a self-made media mogul and editor in chief of all of CBS "News."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM




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1 oneth

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (5rh/l)

2 Fantastic idea. 2 thumbs up.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (Dd38x)

3 I nooded

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (5rh/l)

4 Is "Pravda" still available?

/Progda FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (+mTA5)

5 Substack gonna be poppin' with new great commentary!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (KbEzc)

6 The average CBS viewer will be devastated by this news, as soon as they've had their afternoon pudding cup and nap.

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (sCxmP)

7 4 Is "Pravda" still available?

/Progda FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (+mTA5)

Hah, was just thinking that.

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (l3cgK)

8 Buh-bye!

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (Av6i5)

9 Oh No! Scott Pelley May Lead Parade of Communists Out the Doors of CBS to Start a New Communist "News" Organization


Good for them!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (0N4FZ)

10 Maybe they can go to China or Russia to do the "news"..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (FtULh)

11 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0)

12 And who's going to tune into this totally innovative news program? The wives/husbands and significant others of the people leaving?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ZeH0U)

13 11 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0)

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He should send the gangs after the Bears.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (KbEzc)

14 Substack is the Valhalla of disgraced "journalists."

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

15 There's flounce, and then there's hyper-flounce.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (Av6i5)

16 14 Substack is the Valhalla of disgraced "journalists."

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

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The Fury Road to this Valhalla is much less exciting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (KbEzc)

17 Bolsheviks News Network

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)

18 They should hire Attkisson and Herridge. That would really set the remainders off.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (kX27y)

19 7 4 Is "Pravda" still available?

/Progda FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (+mTA5)

Hah, was just thinking that.
Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (l3cgK)

"Izvestia" would also work, but doesn't have the sam familiarity as a Soviet News/Propaganda arm.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (qx7Zg)

20 Meanwhile, three other leftwing propagandists in danger of being fired -- Leslie "we won't bother to verify the Hunter Biden Laptop, that's your job" Stahl, Bill Whitaker (who "interviewed" Kamala Harris in that sliced-and-diced advertisement that got CBS sued) and Jon Wertheim -- say that they're going to stay at 60 Minutes and not quit in solidarity because they're seriously overpaid and could not get work anywhere else.

Oh that's the real reason, not the admitted one. The fake reason they give is that they have to stay and fight the corrupt "leadership" from the inside.


They could stay, but donate 100% of their bloated salaries to fighting "the man". Nahhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Scott Pelley, MoH recipient at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

21 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Dd38x)

22 Meanwhile, three other leftwing propagandists in danger of being fired -- Leslie "we won't bother to verify the Hunter Biden Laptop, that's your job" Stahl, Bill Whitaker (who "interviewed" Kamala Harris in that sliced-and-diced advertisement that got CBS sued) and Jon Wertheim -- say that they're going to stay at 60 Minutes and not quit in solidarity because they're seriously overpaid and could not get work anywhere else.

======

So, they can be bought.

I hope Weiss gets them to do stories about how Democrat politicians framed Trump as a Russian asset that they have to do in a way that meets Weiss' editorial standards.

For the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:38 PM (KbEzc)

23 21 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Dd38x)

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I still don't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (KbEzc)

24 That's because Weiss and Bilton have reaffirmed the basic rule that direct insubordination is, was, and always will be a fireable offense.

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Thank Goodness this is not policy at AoSHQ; I can't imagine how the COBs would survive without their generous salaries and benefits.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (+mTA5)

25 11 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0

Why? His Gov did a press conference and all but said let them go, we don’t care.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Dd38x)

26 What's with all these dildo field testers with the name "Hunter"? All I see them hunting for are hard drugs and dick.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (gjKW7)

27 60 Minutes is an utterly irrelavant, absolute joke of a non-show. No one cares, and no one has cared for at least 30 years abut some lame 60 Minutes episode.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Av6i5)

28 >> I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.


Same.

He looks like the kind of guy who keeps his Tiny Shoe Collection in his Crawlspace.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (P0D9r)

29 Substack is the Valhalla of disgraced "journalists."

I wouldn't even call them "disgraced", so much as exposed for the nonentities they are. Lesley Stahl never had any skill other than big sweater puppies and a pretty face. She's a bit long in the tooth for that now (84). Hell, she's positively Jurassic.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Riz8t)

30 The graveyards are filled with indispensable men.

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And 1000 times as many Democrat voters!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:40 PM (+mTA5)

31 27 60 Minutes is an utterly irrelavant, absolute joke of a non-show. No one cares, and no one has cared for at least 30 years abut some lame 60 Minutes episode.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Av6i5)

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I think if 1/3 of broadcast news goes moderate instead of arch-leftist, it could end up having larger electoral effects than Musk buying Twitter.

4-7 million braindead, and high propensity voter, LIVs suddenly getting the skinny that Democrats aren't always right?

Plus the sharing of clips online?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (KbEzc)

32 You just know that Scott Pelley stands in front of a mirror and practices clenching his jaw and looking condemnatory.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

33 Put your money where your mouth is and go for it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (5P5DO)

34 If Scott Pelley starts a news organization that has hookers and blackjack, I'm in!

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (gnNyN)

35 Willow'd again.

283 78 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.
Posted by: mnw

The angry mob nullification tactic worked against Chauvin.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (lf2F9)


They also strong-armed the medical examiner, IIRC. There was a lot more going on, but let's set that aside.

Chauvin was convicted, and voting "not guilty" is emotionally different than voting "guilty", so emotional manipulation tactics do not work the same in both directions.

I'm with the defense attorney; the angry, pro-crime protestors are likely to help Karmelo get convicted. Just like Chauvin.
Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Sy6m/)

36 From last thread...on new car "safety" features..next year they will come with sensors that will monitor if you are "paying attention" while driving. If the computer deems you arent it will shut the car down. And all of the data will be saved..most likely to be downloaded to insurance company lawyers to deny claims with. Or governments to ticket you for revenue with.

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Gsi9P)

37 But we need 60 Mins as it was running with Pelley, what if Ford builds another Pinto ....... oh the humanity!

Posted by: Steven J at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (hyQrc)

38 Bragging that you initiated a chain of events that made your enemy 1000x more successful is a very, very funny thing to do

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This is about Barack Obama and Donald Trump, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (+mTA5)

39 The "Acosta and Tater Show" has a nice ring.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (0sNs1)

40 This sissy idiot is bragging that "my team" -- my little clique of communist Mean Girls -- drove Bari Weiss out of the New York Times... and set her on the path to becoming a self-made media mogul and editor in chief of all of CBS "News."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM

The left doesn't understand multi-order consequences, so they are completely unable to connect their actions to Weiss's current position.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (XHO5P)

41 34 If Scott Pelley starts a news organization that has hookers and blackjack, I'm in!
Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez

It'll all be whores like Stahl.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (gjKW7)

42 All the pompous on-screen asses and their show producers in the infotainment business forgot or never learned that the First Amendment does not say your employer shall not abridge freedom of speech, or of the press.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:43 PM (5rh/l)

43 40 The left doesn't understand multi-order consequences, so they are completely unable to connect their actions to Weiss's current position.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (XHO5P)

======

"I voted for the good guys and my life got worse when they won. This is probably Trump's fault."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:43 PM (KbEzc)

44 New Communist "News" Organization

… but we already have the feminist channel .. MS NOW

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (PlyG6)

45 The problem is there's only so much left-wing audience to go around. As it is MS Now only has about 1.7 million viewers and CNN has their trapped and incarcerated lot of 700,000 or so.

Not to mention the news networks. All the OTHER lefty sources out there. Why should anyone watch them?

It's like all the black shows that showed up on tv after Saint Floyd checked out. That was a lot of pandering to a very small number of people.

Even DisneyChannel went all BET and those shows lasted a season and were gone.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (Sco7b)

46
Substack gonna be poppin' with new great commentary!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

============

Kennedy School of Government nabs another superstar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (n7rxJ)

47 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.
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I did unfortunately. My better half watches 60 minutes every Sunday. I know when Pelley had a story, it was going to be a hit piece against Trump or R's in general.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (G0vdT)

48 "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

Bwahahahaha. A collaboration of communists is not exactly objective.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (n5tGW)

49 Or read them....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:45 PM (Sco7b)

50 >>>60 Minutes is an utterly irrelavant, absolute joke of a non-show

it has all the social relevance and vitality of a No Kings rally

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2026 04:45 PM (sCxmP)

51 Will the Pelley Parade be marching out singing The Internationale?.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar8)

52 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

53 I am hungry. I need a snack.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

54 Newsrooms are not supposed to be run like dictatorships," they added in the memo, obtained by NBC News. "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

Fuck you.

Agreed

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (FxH7T)

55 I hope Pelley and his cohorts spend every last dime they have on this "news organization" and it fails so spectacularly that they're all forced to suck dicks for beer money.

Not because they want to. Which is what they're doing now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (jehhT)

56 "as it has existed in the past"

Was going to comment on the good old days before 60 minutes was garbage, but no, all 5 decades I can remember have been garbage.

Interweb says the show started in 68. Anyone remember if the first 7 years were not garbage?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (0hu/3)

57 52 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

Hope she’s not alllowed to dispense Meds.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar8)

58 You just know that Scott Pelley stands in front of a mirror and practices clenching his jaw and looking condemnatory while masturbating.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

minor addendum

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (UjdFS)

59 It occurred to me when this business with Pelley began that I had no idea who anchored any of the network news shows, including CNN and MSNBC, and hadn't for at least 20 years. I only know Brett Baier because by wife still watches Fox News. I quit watching it after election night 2020.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

60 and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD

At first, I read that as stunted

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (FxH7T)

61 I probably shouldn't enjoy watching the suffering at the propaganda ministries but gosh darnit I just can't help it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (JQmtK)

62 "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

ain't that what done in bari weiss at the ny times?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (CWTWj)

63 ...and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0)

He was born stunned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (1z8ji)

64 The jokes on them. Their new venture won't have half the reach of Joe Rogan by himself.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (dtajH)

65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

66 If Scott Pelley starts a news organization that has hookers and blackjack, I'm in!

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (gnNyN)

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He could hire Hunter Biden and throw in some DeLoreans and Blow.

Call it "Gone in 60 Seconds ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (+mTA5)

67 When America becomes split up, will normies be in the middle surrounded by islamocommies? Where is our Martel and our Sobieski?

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (LHPAg)

68 I'm sorry, Super Socialist Substack doesn't work for me. All my Nazi tattoos are for the SS....NOT SSS.

Is there anyway we could remove the "Super" and replace it with WHINY SOCIALIST SUBSTACK....or W-SS for Waffen SS? Permanent ink is tough to remove.
Thank you in advance,
Sincerely,
Graham Platner

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (dIske)

69 51 Will the Pelley Parade be marching out singing The Internationale?.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar

No, La Marseillaise.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (5rh/l)

70 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

A nice, refreshing Kalesicle would hit the spot.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Gqar8)

71 51 Will the Pelley Parade be marching out singing The Internationale?.

No, they prefer to sing the other French revolutionary song, The Mayonnaise.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

72
Blue on Blue, heartache to heartache...

The old left is under attack from the commies, Popcorn for dinner tonight.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Y8DZL)

73 A parade of communists? I thought more than one communist peasant was "a gulag of communists"

A mass grave of communists?

An abortion of communists

Posted by: save the wails at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (jrgJz)

74 Our State Dept sent a nastygram to Starmer over the Nowak killing. JD also weighed in, and Starmer wasn't happy.

I predict that State will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (dtajH)

75 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

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Tumor cancer cells exhibit a voracious appetite for nutrients, particularly glucose and fructose, a metabolic trait known as the Warburg effect that allows them to fuel rapid division and growth.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (+mTA5)

76
"I voted for the good guys and my life got worse when they won. This is probably Trump's fault."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

I was musing t'other day on lefties' response to MAGA that "America was never great to begin with." What, not great during Obama's two terms? And say, why couldn't that great man secure a Democrat successor -- one he'd had in his administration no less -- much less a permanent Democrat majority? How is it that he failed to persuade a nation to follow him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (n7rxJ)

77 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

78 “freedom of the press is dead.”

translation: you won't get make stuff up and slant the news to fit your personal biases. i wonder how the big three news people are reporting the splc indictment

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (CWTWj)

79 "We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.

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You guys need some ideas ??

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (GD0B3)

80 21 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Dd38x)


THANK YOU

Not just me, then. Also, congratulations on your rapid recovery from your nearly fatal typo!

"O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?"

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)

81 .
Dennis Miller and Colin Quinn to anchor, "60 minutes."
.
You heard it here first ... because I made it up ... just like all of the, "60 Minutes," stories for the last four decades.

Posted by: Marooned at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (kt8QE)

82 A parade of communists? I thought more than one communist peasant was "a gulag of communists"

A mass grave of communists?

An abortion of communists

Posted by: save the wails at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (jrgJz)

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A Murder of Communists.

/Crows hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (+mTA5)

83 74 Our State Dept sent a nastygram to Starmer over the Nowak killing. JD also weighed in, and Starmer wasn't happy.

I predict that State will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (dtajH)

Might not be a bad idea, actually.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (Gqar8)

84
No, they prefer to sing the other French revolutionary song, The Mayonnaise.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Hah!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (n7rxJ)

85 74 Our State Dept sent a nastygram to Starmer over the Nowak killing. JD also weighed in, and Starmer wasn't happy.

I predict that State will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (dtajH)
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Starmer's also on the warpath against Musk.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

86 61 I probably shouldn't enjoy watching the suffering at the propaganda ministries but gosh darnit I just can't help it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (JQmtK

I celebrate with chocolate like a Palestinian on 9-11 that they refused to air whenever these bastards die, so you're probably good.

I'm hangry too.

KFC .... meal for 2.... $12.99 Canadian...hmmmm.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (Sco7b)

87 67 When America becomes split up, will normies be in the middle surrounded by islamocommies? Where is our Martel and our Sobieski?
|
i dont know about Martel, but Sobieski is sold in 32,64 oz and also the 1.75 Handle.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (ADssA)

88
I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.
Posted by: Piper

============

Same! Same for a couple of these other departing superstars.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (n7rxJ)

89 Starmer's also on the warpath against Musk.

Oh no! I'm so scared! It's the British fop!

Posted by: Elon channeling Smithers at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

90
Mayor Johnson is incapable of reading at a 6th grade level.

I am sorry for an in-law with sweet season tickets at Soldier Field.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Y8DZL)

91 Don't be stealing our schtick, Pelley.

Posted by: MS NOW at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (UjdFS)

92 Just to be clear:

— Within the overall information-scape "television" is an irrelevant, antiquated format. The vast majority of people these days get their information from "the Internet" in its various aspects, not from television.

— Within the irrelevant subset of "television," broadcast network television is the most irrelevant format.

— Within the irrelevant sub-subset of broadcast network television, CBS is a ludicrous dinosaur network, with a tiny dwindling audience of super-seniors.

— Within the irrelevant sub-sub-subset of CBS, 60 Minutes is the most irrelevant show of all, still coasting after 40+ years on the undeserved credibility the show baselessly accrued in the '70s and '80s with some juvenile hit pieces that in retrospect were just garbage propaganda.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

93 I had absolutely no clue who Pelly was until this particular event happened.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (g8Ew8)

94 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

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The Indiana Gears?

/[h/t to one of my favorite films -- "Breaking Away" -- set in Bloomington, IN]

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (+mTA5)

95 > Scott Pelley was fired ... after he challenged... the recent firings.

-----
those complaining of persons being sacked, have been sacked

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (ZxPkt)

96 92 Just to be clear:

— Within the overall information-scape "television" is an irrelevant, antiquated format. The vast majority of people these days get their information from "the Internet" in its various aspects, not from television.

— Within the irrelevant subset of "television," broadcast network television is the most irrelevant format.

— Within the irrelevant sub-subset of broadcast network television, CBS is a ludicrous dinosaur network, with a tiny dwindling audience of super-seniors.

— Within the irrelevant sub-sub-subset of CBS, 60 Minutes is the most irrelevant show of all, still coasting after 40+ years on the undeserved credibility the show baselessly accrued in the '70s and '80s with some juvenile hit pieces that in retrospect were just garbage propaganda.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

Excellent reductionism, zombie.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Gqar8)

97 94 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

Bare-backs?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)

98 36 From last thread...on new car "safety" features..next year they will come with sensors that will monitor if you are "paying attention" while driving. If the computer deems you arent it will shut the car down. And all of the data will be saved..most likely to be downloaded to insurance company lawyers to deny claims with. Or governments to ticket you for revenue with.
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Gsi9P)

While still wide open for issues, the cars won’t shut down, they may not start, or they go into a low power mode. This was passed in 2021. Europe requires this, too, so some of the technology is already in cars. Much of the required technology doesn’t exist, or at least it isn’t great, so will be interesting to see what gets pushed back as a result.

By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

99 I had absolutely no clue that "60 Minutes" was still on the air until this particular event happened.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (+mTA5)

100 The Gary Bears.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Gqar8)

101 OT- The political cartoonist who is featured at "The Other McCain" site has an appropriate yet sad cartoon on the poor kid knifed in Britain by the Sikh guy:

https://tinyurl.com/35r3h8ur

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (lQ+/f)

102 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper
......

I bet that freaked everybody out when you sat up in your coffin at the funeral and said that.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (UjdFS)

103
I am hungry. I need a snack.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)



Hungry Ghosts are a Japanese thing.

Stay in your lane!!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (iJfKG)

104 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

Suggested response: "Next step is to round up all the Communists and gas them. Better hightail it to Cuba while you have the chance."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (1z8ji)

105 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

106 Was the reason given for the removal of the team from Chicago the absolute mess Chicago is ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (lQ+/f)

107 105 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Nah, doesn’t have a ring to it.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar8)

108 12 And who's going to tune into this totally innovative news program? The wives/husbands and significant others of the people leaving?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ZeH0U)

I predict they'll have the same success as that talk-radio network that was founded as a counter to right wing talk radio - Air America was it? I think the lying liar from Minnesota was involved...Failed comedian Al something or other

Al Franken

Memory not working too good today.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QGaXH)

109 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Nah, doesn’t have a ring to it.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar
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How about the Hammond Organs?

Posted by: Ancient Salt who hangs around Execution Dock a lot at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (amcLV)

110 Aaaand, it's time for high school graduation part 2. Made it on time. All is well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QmZyo)

111 These people (and late night hosts as well) have been propped up by billionaire corporations and mistaken that for being important.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (0MjtC)

112 The only time I ever heard of Scott Shit-Pellet was when he "moderated" (i.e. advocated for Communists and Communism) a "debate" between Trump and the shitty JV Team hologram of F. Joe Mugabe (complete with earpiece for getting answers from his coke-head "advisors").

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (+mTA5)

113 Gah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (amcLV)

114 Scott, honey, you can always go into gay porn. I hear those guys make good money and you like that kinda stuff! Oh! Don't cry baby! Momma is here to take care of you! Shhh, now. Shh...every thing will be ok.

Posted by: Scott's Mom at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (z20w/)

115 These people are such little bitches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (zZu0s)

116 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

They'll rename themselves as the Indiana Fighting Furry Hoosiers.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (g8Ew8)

117 Any private venture by Pelley will fail. They all fail. If your program will simply parrot the Church of the Left's gospel, but charge for it, then you're screwed. That's still available for free from any number of evangelist media outlets.



Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (yFLFB)

118 70 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

A nice, refreshing Kalesicle would hit the spot.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

119
ACKshually, the Hammond Bears

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)


What?!?!

Did they change the name of the famous-

Hammond Eggs?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (iJfKG)

120 You mean they are going to start a new Communist Broadcasting System?

Posted by: Snyder at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (z6Sq8)

121 I miss juicing....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (Sco7b)

122 107 105 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Nah, doesn’t have a ring to it.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar


I expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (5rh/l)

123 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

------------

The Indiana Gears?

/[h/t to one of my favorite films -- "Breaking Away" -- set in Bloomington, IN]
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (+mTA5)

The Indiana Ironmen?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (qx7Zg)

124 118

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

Now you’re just trolling us.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

125 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

Not in any of my cars. Not a one of them. Even the '08 Burb has no OnStar shit in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (1z8ji)

126 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.

Any answers?

Be nice! LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)

127 I caught part of a story that the DOJ had setup a sting involving the recent election. It seems whatever did happen caused some level of vote counting to stop.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (PlyG6)

128 I expect the state of IL will make massive concessions and The Bears will stay at Soldier Field, of Chicago, Illinois. Just a guess....

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (GD0B3)

129 Aaaand, it's time for high school graduation part 2. Made it on time. All is well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QmZyo)

------------

I couldn't afford a car until I was 26, so without my girlfriend's parents driving, I would have had to take my prom date out on my bicycle.

By the time my step-daughter had a prom and graduated from high school in The Bay Area in '96, all the kids were taking limousines as groups.

The wild thing was that -- owing to fears of injuries and deaths -- the high schools literally locked the kids in the gym for the entire evening, with chaperones (in which I participated).

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (+mTA5)

130 My only surprise is that Lesley Stahl is still alive. What is she,......106 now?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (cI94r)

131 125 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

Not in any of my cars. Not a one of them. Even the '08 Burb has no OnStar shit in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05

I think the boxes start in 2016. I have no idea why I know this, and I could very well be wrong as a result. lol.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:03 PM (Dd38x)

132 >>> By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)



KALE YEAH SISTER!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:03 PM (3uBP9)

133 44 New Communist "News" Organization

… but we already have the feminist channel .. MS NOW
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (PlyG6)


I am very disappointed in myself. It took me this long to realize that if we start calling it "Pravda MS NOW," then very shortly..
..we could call it PMS NOW, for short.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (Sy6m/)

134 "We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.

==

She did know Marconi..

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)

135 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.

Any answers?

Be nice! LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)



All shall be revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

136 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

Laughing!

I think this is going to stick around for a while. I apologize for any part I had in disseminating/propagating the news I mean rumor of your untimely demise. (NOT)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (QGaXH)

137 60 and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD

was that paste eating f*ckwit stunned because they were leaving or because he had no idea who they were and why they mattered?

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (6+ehB)

138 124 118

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

Now you’re just trolling us.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar

Can you imagine how insufferable it must be to live with me on a day to day basis?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (Dd38x)

139 >>> KALE YEAH SISTER!
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:03 PM (3uBP9)

Ok that was actually supposed to be reply to:

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

But I suck at the internet.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (3uBP9)

140 136 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

May I suggest 'BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSS'.

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (6+ehB)

141 whoa, cut an paste fail! that was about Lesley Stahl

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (GD0B3)

142 — Within the irrelevant sub-sub-subset of CBS, 60 Minutes is the most irrelevant show of all, still coasting after 40+ years on the undeserved credibility the show baselessly accrued in the '70s and '80s with some juvenile hit pieces that in retrospect were just garbage propaganda.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

Excellent reductionism, zombie.

---

yes, this is an institution well past its expiration date , funded by big pharma mostly....and likely some 'NGOs'.
Nick Shirley has done more investigative jouralizms in 6 months than the whole cbs news division.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (ADssA)

143
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

===============

True, sub-true, sub-sub-true, and sub-sub-sub-true.

And yet -- they seem to have outsized influence. As you note, their viewers are oh-wuld, which means they're also voters.

And the lefty bs I see on social media seems to emanate from their news desks. Anything NOT on their desks, such as the Minnesota scandals, no one outside of us has heard of.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (n7rxJ)

144 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.

Any answers?

Be nice! LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)]

----------

I am also curious -- and never got the reference of joke.

I call her "Affirmative Action Jackson," which I stole from somebody here years ago (maybe rickb233).

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (+mTA5)

145 138 124 118

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

Now you’re just trolling us.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar

Can you imagine how insufferable it must be to live with me on a day to day basis?
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (Dd38x)

Do you let him eat, you know, people food?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8)

146 >I expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.
----

probably so- I don't think you can trademark the name of a city

the SF 49ers don't play in SF

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (ZxPkt)

147 There is no market for more leftwing news sources. The market is flooded.

And honestly most of their would be customers would rather get their "news" from reddit threads.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)

148 Think Leslie Stahl is 84.


Let
It
Go
Lady

Let a young journalist have a shot!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (4KUe5)

149 Good riddance to bad rubbish. Wish these Commie/Socialists would move to a country that would love them if they could find one. Arrogant and self absorbed assholes.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (4Pn+V)

150 I expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (5rh/l)

I am still dismayed that the Washington DC football team did not rename themselves the "Raccoons."

Think of all the merch, which only had an "R" on it, that the could have salvaged! Not to mention the sales of plushy mascot toys.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 05:07 PM (0vB2I)

151 Most Americans do not want to eat h any "Ace Approved" need media

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:07 PM (XFXIk)

152 What gibberish.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Gqar8)

153 Hunter Boone
@HunterBoone
reminder that bari weiss quit in shame at @nytimes because my team called her out for being A LIAR


Liars at the NY Times?

Inconceivable!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

154 #126
I saw that this AM too. Brown-25, A product of Uranus was in a movie called the "Groove Tube" from the 70's

Posted by: DBCooper at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (KmBlf)

155 I will keep my truck until I can no longer drive.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (5P5DO)

156
Do you let him eat, you know, people food?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8

j? Well, when I left last weekend he told my kiddo they were going to eat “all the things mama doesn’t let us eat!”

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Dd38x)

157 That Moms For Liberty piece is a showcase for the condescension the coastal elites have for the flyover proles. They stack the deck and invite you to the table. Even if you refuse to play, they'll frame your unwillingness as cowardice, so their narrative wins regardless. They've played fast and loose with the public trust and their fifteen minutes were up fifteen years ago...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (nbLIj)

158 expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.

Or whatever someone will pay the NFL to name. This is a league that would sell individual yards on the field to anyone if they pay for it.

"And the ball is placed on the Miller Lite 49 yard line. The Draft Kings ball is hiked and the running back goes off tackle for a 3 yard gain to the Ceaser Palace 46 yard line."

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (cI94r)

159 ..on the other hand....the Raiders did move to Vegas..But it's Las Vegas! *I would move there too...

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (GD0B3)

160 156
Do you let him eat, you know, people food?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8

j? Well, when I left last weekend he told my kiddo they were going to eat “all the things mama doesn’t let us eat!”
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Dd38x)

Heh. Wife is gone for the weekend. The dog and I are meal planning.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (Gqar8)

161
For you Brown-25 curious people...

See me at comment 135.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (iJfKG)

162 All shall be revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

-------------

"5 years ago, a team of scientists working at Uranus
Discovered a unique polyester ..."

/That video was so disgusting I could only make 22 seconds in ... lmao

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (+mTA5)

163 137 60 and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD

was that paste eating f*ckwit stunned because they were leaving or because he had no idea who they were and why they mattered?

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (6+ehB)


He is stunned because he and his family and friends will no longer get to sit for free in the Mayor's VIP Box for Bears home games, he loses a lot of stadium-related patronage jobs to sell or hand-out, and will lose a lot of other Bears/Stadium/Game Day Parking kick-back bucks.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (5rh/l)

164 Liars at the NY Times?

Inconceivable!


My favorite NYT moment was when it came out one of their senior reporters had faked EVERY "man in the street" interview he had done by just asking his roommate.

And...you can be a senior NYT reporter and still not make enough money to have your own apartment apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

165 117 Any private venture by Pelley will fail. They all fail. If your program will simply parrot the Church of the Left's gospel, but charge for it, then you're screwed. That's still available for free from any number of evangelist media outlets.



|

not true...people are flocking to my toddcast by the dozen.

Posted by: chuck todd at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (ADssA)

166 I plan to keep.my truck until it no longer moves
Might be soon sorry to say

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

167 Aaaand, it's time for high school graduation part 2. Made it on time. All is well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QmZyo)
------
You're graduating from High School? Again?

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 05:11 PM (DJPFk)

168 ...and the Oilers moved to Tennessee...and changed their name!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

169 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

In: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer

Out: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer and get stabbed on the way home

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)

170 Here I go
Playin' star again
There I go
Turn the page

Posted by: Bob Seger at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (PlyG6)

171 168 ...and the Oilers moved to Tennessee...and changed their name!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

Shoulda named themselves the Tennessee Tuxedos, I thought.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (Gqar8)

172 I think Pelley is just trying to get a job at MS Now or CNN.

NewsNation might hire him.

He doesn’t really have many options unless he wants to take a step down and be the 6 p.m. local newscast anchor in Hoboken or something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)

173 "They're going to form a Super Socialist Substack"

Good. Dig your well, poison it, and throw yourselves into it. Faster, please.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (O7YUW)

174 ..on the other hand....the Raiders did move to Vegas..But it's Las Vegas! *I would move there too...

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (GD0B3)

------------

I grew up in Vegas in the 60s and 70s (obviously, don't recognize nor could stand it now).

The mantra for sports teams (which we figured gambling would prohibit -- my how THAT worm has turned as all professional and college sports now is primarily financed by gambling) was:

"THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS TO DO IN VEGAS SO NO PROFESSIONAL SPORTS TEAM COULD SURVIVE HERE."

And now they have the Golden Knights, the Raiders, the Athletics, and rumored to be on the short list for an NBA expansion team.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (+mTA5)

175 and the Oilers moved to Tennessee...and changed their name!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

Yes. The Tennessee Tuxedos.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (0aYVJ)

176 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.
Any answers?
Be nice! LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)]

Per Wiki, From the 1973 comedy movie "The Groove Tube"

Uranus Corporation - a series of commercials interspersed with the news sketch, with the company name pronounced with the stress on the second and third syllables. One Uranus commercial touts the amazing properties of its space-age polymer product "Brown 25" (which looks suspiciously like human feces): "It has the strength of steel, the flexibility of rubber, and the nutritional value of beef stew."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (0vB2I)

177 California’s “electile dysfunction” is not a necessary condition. It’s not about fairness, or access, or the size of the population. It’s a political choice.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:14 PM (PlyG6)

178 I'm keeping my old truck too. The cigarette lighter doesn't work, but I have some sweet-ass floor mats

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 05:14 PM (ZxPkt)

179 ...programming note: Toddcast has secured an exclusive interview with scott pelley. likewise, i will be his guest once he launches his show (gets zoom set up on his home pc).

Posted by: chuck todd at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (ADssA)

180 158 expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.

Or whatever someone will pay the NFL to name. This is a league that would sell individual yards on the field to anyone if they pay for it.

"And the ball is placed on the Miller Lite 49 yard line. The Draft Kings ball is hiked and the running back goes off tackle for a 3 yard gain to the Ceaser Palace 46 yard line."

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (cI94r)


Yes, this coming to all pro and college sports. The Chik-Fil-A End Zone, the NAPA Auto Parts Third Base, the Tropicana Orange Juice Pitcher's Mound, the BudLite Backboard...

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (5rh/l)

181 iiiinteresting !

"Foreign billionaires and nonprofits have funneled tens of millions of dollars to the activist groups fueling data center opposition across the United States, records show. Chief among them is Swiss billionaire Hansjörg Wyss, who has contributed nearly $14 million to four left-wing groups that signed a letter calling for a U.S. data center moratorium.

Those groups are the Indivisible Project, Americans for Financial Reform, the Sierra Club, and Greenpeace USA, to which Wyss has contributed $7,455,000, $4,382,000, $2,107,400, and $50,000 as of March 2026, according to data compiled by the watchdog group Americans for Public Trust and highlighted in a new report from the American Energy Institute. Another foreign billionaire, British hedge fund manager and climate activist Chris Hohn, has contributed $200,000 to Extinction Rebellion, which signed the same December 2025 letter calling on Congress to "support a national moratorium on the approval and construction of new data centers."

https://tinyurl.com/2p8y4w55

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (GD0B3)

182 129 ... -- the high schools literally locked the kids in the gym for the entire evening, with chaperones (in which I participated).
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (+mTA5)

Didn't they see the end of that movie 'Carrie' I think it was.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (QGaXH)

183 Mayor Johnson now be forever remembered as the guy who lost da Bears.

He’ll have to really f$&@ up to be remembered for anything else. Empty Wrigley Field because he couldn’t keep the longtime Bears.

Think of the tax revenue this will lose - players salaries, tickets, concessions, parking, etc.

Wow

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (4KUe5)

184 Uranus Fudge Factory, Waynesville Mo has made money with the name.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (Gqar8)

185 Scott Pelley? Lesley Stahl? Bill Whitaker? Who???

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (Oy/m2)

186 I'm keeping my old truck too. The cigarette lighter doesn't work, but I have some sweet-ass floor mats
Posted by: Don Black


Cig lighters are an easy fix. You could do it in under 20 min.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (diia5)

187 Keep up the DOGE money pipeline closures. Taxpayers have been fleeced far too long. "I've worked i. the private sector and they demand results.". Release the CPAs, follow the money, do some perp walks, extradite the guilty, deport the parasites.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (YlWIZ)

188 we need a moratorium on swiss billionaire fkrs messing with our plans!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)

189 Anthropic is proposing that the world’s top artificial intelligence companies come up with a coordinated way to pause development of advanced AI systems, warning the technology is improving so quickly there’s a risk humans would lose control. The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PlyG6)

190 China found that it gave its populace some economic freedom it could leverage much of the benefits of capitalism while still controlling most of country's economy.

CA, and the blue states overall, have found if they give people a veneer of representative government, even if it is obviously fixed, that they can government without any significant protests let alone revolts.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (sKqQm)

191 News media is being bought up by the super rich. That is going to only further divide my country .

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:17 PM (XFXIk)

192 The Oilers ran to Tennessee, changed their name, refused to let Houston keep the colors or the old name, and won a Super Bowl.
That's why Houston hates 'em. That, and the fact Houston just sucks

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:17 PM (gjKW7)

193 Hammond had a team in the early years of the NFL. Called the Pros

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (JQmtK)

194 Mayor Johnson now be forever remembered as the guy who lost da Bears.

He’ll have to really f$&@ up to be remembered for anything else. Empty Wrigley Field because he couldn’t keep the longtime Bears.

Think of the tax revenue this will lose - players salaries, tickets, concessions, parking, etc.

Wow

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (4KUe5)

--------------

Damn, too bad Mike Ditka never ran for Mayor.

Or for that matter, my childhood hero Walter "Sweetness" Payton (who died MUCH TOO SOON ... crap!).

* cues Carly Simon's "Nobody Does It Better ..." *

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (+mTA5)

195 52 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)


What's funny is that your cow-orker is not the only one that misunderstands "freedom of the press". Scott Pelley himself may be shocked to learn that it means that if he starts a scurrilous blog saying mean things about the Administration, the Feds *cannot* lean on Substack to censor him. Even if they want to, American gov't *cannot* legally hint to a blog publisher that if they don't censor Pelley, then they'll get extra scrutiny from regulators.

I'm serious. Big Media insiders like Pelley stereotypically have a self-flattering delusion that the 1A only applies to "made men" like he used to be. He probably doesn't even know that it also applies to "little people" like he is now.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (Sy6m/)

196 You can bet Bonta's office is making sure the Feds don't see anything amiss - from the Daily Mail:
--------------------
The Department of Justice has sent one of its attorneys to Los Angeles to observe the ballot-counting process, as President Donald Trump has once again claimed fraud as two key races have yet to be called.

The tedious process of counting all of California's mail-in ballots has left the fate of Republicans Spencer Pratt and Steve Hilton hanging in the balance.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Robert Renner was spotted Friday walking through LA County's central processing center, according to footage from Fox News, alongside a member of Democratic California Attorney General Rob Bonta's team.

'My office has a presence on the ground right now, is monitoring the situation closely, and stands ready to protect voters and ensure California’s election laws are followed,' Bonta posted to X, sharing a story about the feds being on hand.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (kX27y)

197 Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:17 PM (XFXIk)

Pakistan has already been divided, twit. The other half is called Bangladesh. Both halves are muzloid shitholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (1z8ji)

198 135 All shall be revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

Thank you nf

Seriously - that's what Sefton is referring to?

I am at once disgusted and appalled. LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (QGaXH)

199 Oops, Wrigley Field is baseball, but still.
When was the Bears’ stadium built? How much was funded by the taxpayers that is now not bringing in revenue?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (4KUe5)

200 Anthropic is proposing that the world’s top artificial intelligence companies come up with a coordinated way to pause development of advanced AI systems, warning the technology is improving so quickly there’s a risk humans would lose control. The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.

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How many times has "self-policing" worked in history?

/The bidding begins at Zero ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (+mTA5)

201 I think that Soldier Field is where the Bears play.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:21 PM (Gqar8)

202 169 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

In: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer

Out: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer and get stabbed on the way home
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if you are not familiar: Hammond,IN is flanked by Gary to the east, eastChicano to the west...and the only way to bypass those is the Skyway(foreign-owned tollroad)., which charges $32 for a 5 mile strech of bombed out pavement. but hey, you may not get stabbed.

Posted by: chuck todd at June 05, 2026 05:22 PM (ADssA)

203 The last time I watched 60 minutes was when Bush was president. Somewhere around 9/11.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (D1E+2)

204 The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PlyG6)

Anthropic is mainly worried about “recursive training” AI with thus pause request.

Meaning that they are worried about AI training AI to improve itself without human action or intervention, which is the way things are moving quickly.

They are concerned if things continue on the current path humans will lose control of the process to the point of not understanding what’s being done and no way of stopping it as AI generates smarter, more capable, AI at an astonishingly fast pace.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

205
Shoulda named themselves the Tennessee Tuxedos, I thought.
Posted by: tubal


They will not fail!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (Cqx++)

206 When did the TN Titans win a Superbowl?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (wBaIH)

207 Interesting, five FBI employees were fired today over the '23 memo on the terrible dangers of “radical traditionalist Catholics”. Not the ham&eggers!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:25 PM (3uBP9)

208 you're right, the Titans got to Super Bowl 34 / 1999-2000 but got RAMMED.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:26 PM (gjKW7)

209 I don't blame the Bears for moving. Good luck to the team. Hope they land in someplace decent.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 05:27 PM (4Pn+V)

210 AI is like the snake that eats it own tail
It will consume itself.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:27 PM (5P5DO)

211 Disgruntled former employee says whaa?

*holds hand to ear*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:28 PM (RIvkX)

212 They're going to form a Super Socialist Substack, Dylan Byers warns us
————

More like a Supersub Stack …

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:28 PM (vYYHg)

213
@nicksortor
·
6m
🚨 NOW: Leftist rioters are ALREADY attacking and damaging vehicles leaving the ICE facility in Newark, and NO COPS are in sight

This is a DIRECT RESULT of Newark Police SURRENDERING

And as usual, are shouting RACIST REMARKS at non-white employees

“You’re SPANISH! You should be ASHAMED of yourselves!”

This is going to be a LONG night.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:30 PM (hftzA)

214 NOOD - Week in Woke

Posted by: the lower depths at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (yZOfl)

215 nood


woke



week

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (3uBP9)

216 204 The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PlyG6)

Anthropic is mainly worried about “recursive training” AI with thus pause request.

Meaning that they are worried about AI training AI to improve itself without human action or intervention, which is the way things are moving quickly.

They are concerned if things continue on the current path humans will lose control of the process to the point of not understanding what’s being done and no way of stopping it as AI generates smarter, more capable, AI at an astonishingly fast pace.
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"If this all sounds familiar, you’re not hallucinating. Back in early 2023, nonprofit organization the Future of Life Institute published an open letter calling on all frontier AI labs to enact a six-month pause on the development of powerful new models. It was signed by Elon Musk, pioneering AI researcher Yoshua Bengio, Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak, and tens of thousands of others. While that letter and.."

Posted by: Top ai salesman at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (ADssA)

217 Interesting, five FBI employees were fired today over the '23 memo on the terrible dangers of “radical traditionalist Catholics”. Not the ham&eggers!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:25 PM (3uBP9)

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Well, it's better than nothing and a 15 months too late, but I want prosecutions, blood, and executions -- but mostly blood and executions for Treason.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (+mTA5)

218 Newark is history.

The National Advisory Commission on Civil Disorders, known as the Kerner Commission after its chair, Governor Otto Kerner Jr. of Illinois, was an 11-member Presidential Commission established in July 1967 by President Lyndon B. Johnson in Executive Order 11365 to investigate the causes of over 150 race riots throughout the United States in the summer of 1967.

You'll never guess what they suggested. It worked great!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:33 PM (RIvkX)

219 Maybe he can set up the SPLC news division.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2026 05:33 PM (mseD3)

220 Bears aren’t moving. It’s clickbait. They are claiming they are moving ahead with plans to maybe move if they don’t get to fleece the taxpayers in Illinois.

It’s negotiating leverage. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:34 PM (vYYHg)

221 210 AI is like the snake that eats it own tail
It will consume itself.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:27 PM (5P5DO)


I’m surprised there isn’t an AI corporation named Ouroboros at this point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (6ydKt)

222 Afternoon, all,

Dragging down to the end of a hot day -- still several hours to go before the sun goes over the western buildings, though. There'll be a flatbread pizza from Aldi for dinner.

Not much on TV tonight. The original Flight of the Phoenix is winding up on Movies! now. North to Alaska w/ John Wayne is the 7 pm feature, and I've seen it more than once.

Oh, and I wish Scott Pelley all the best with his Substack. There won't be any "best," but good luck to him anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (wzUl9)

223 @208 Titans played a good game but came up just short of goal line

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (JQmtK)

224 Seen nothing of AI that has impressed me

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)

225 If I were Bilton, I'd be exacting a price on the remaining three azzholes. Leslie, before all of your future segments, you will wipe your chin and say, "What a lovely tea party." Then you can proceed....

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (Iwv3U)

226 Let's get liminal , liminal
I wanna get liminal
Let's get into liminal
Let me hear your process talk, your process talk
Let me hear your process talk

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:48 PM (O7XEN)

227 It’s negotiating leverage. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:34 PM (vYYHg)

pigster has already said "sayonara" to Da Bears. I don't think there is any leverage left.

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (YGJ8E)

228 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

Not on my '06 Mustang GT (with 377,000 miles on it), my 70 Chevelle, or my 57 Chevy. Heh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (5xuJ/)

229 There is still over $530M in debt and interest owed on Soldier Field from the 2003 renovations. what a mess and so typically Chicago.
The City That Knows How is now a dangerous punchline.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (MNCvZ)

230 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper
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It's easier on some vehicles than others, but there's always a way to disable that stuff,usually by removing the SIM card on the cell modem under the dash. Look on the tube of yew to find how-to videos for your vehicle.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (ezP9C)

231 I hope Pelley starts the NY Pravda soon.

Posted by: TJ jackson at June 05, 2026 06:48 PM (bXvrr)

Revealed: The SPLC Paid "Informants" to Burn Crosses, Paid "White Supremacists" Who Wanted to Quit to Remain

So much racism in America we need billion-dollar leftwing grifter organizations to bribe people to be "racist."

SPLC paid for KKK cross burnings, robes and hoods, recruitment, living expenses, racist merch: explosive indictment

Oh, and an SPLC employee was fucking one of the Cosplay Racists she was paying:

"The SPLC paid F-9 for over 20 years," the superseding indictment noted, also adding that an employee at the SPLC was in a romantic relationship with the field source.

Perfect.

The SPLC is literally in bed with the KKK.

A KKK they're paying to continue to "exist," at least on paper.


A superseding indictment returned by an Alabama grand jury on Tuesday has accused the Southern Poverty Law Center of secretly funneling millions in donations to informants associated with extremist groups such as the KKK, and those funds going towards the making of Klan robes and hoods as well as cross burnings and recruitment.

The newest indictment accuses the organization of funnelling around $4.1 million in donations "to a series of fictitious accounts" that were used to pay "field sources" affiliated with extremist groups between 2014 and 2023. The original indictment from April had alleged around $3 million in funds funneled between that time period, an amount that is now far greater.

...

The indictment stated that donor funds paid to field sources were used to purchase materials for cross burnings and making Ku Klux Klan robes and hoods, attending and hosting extremist group rallies nationwide, creating and growing chapters of extremist groups as well as recruiting new members, making "racist paraphernalia that extremist groups sold at rallies," and paying the living expenses of field sources to allow them to "focus on their extremist groups rather than seeking other employment."

Did they pay anyone for blue button down shirts and khakis?

Patriot-Front-March_anonymoous-1200x857.jpg

Hypothesis: Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC, through their catspaw, to be there.


"The SPLC actively led donors to believe that their donations would be used to 'dismantle' violent extremist groups. However, the SPLC hid from donors the fact that a portion of their donated funds was being secretly used to support extremist groups and to fund their violent, racist, and extremist activities," the indictment stated. "These activities were of the same nature as the activities about which the SPLC published articles on its website and other forums in an effort to obtain donations."

Prosecutors expanded upon the actions of field sources cited in the original indictment. One of the sources, dubbed "F-9" in the indictment, was allegedly paid over $1.2 million in donor money. The source allegedly infiltrated the National Alliance, a neo-Nazi organization, "at the direction of the SPLC," and helped raise money for the group. He allegedly received funds from the SPLC through a bank account for the fake entity Tech Writers Group.



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1 Oh, hi!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk)

2
A few public and summary executions would do a world of good, here, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (s9VOe)

3 "Wire fraud to defeat strawmen is why America was founded."
-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:30 PM (KbEzc)

4
Still executin' over here, boss!

* drops hood over head of SPLC "anti-racist" cosplayer *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (s9VOe)

5 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

6 Man, I'd even watch 60 Minutes if they covered this bullshit in depth and "fairly".

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)

7
SPLC reimbursed them for cross-burning materials.


From forests raised according to sustainable agricultural practices, no doubt.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (s9VOe)

8 >>Hypothesis: Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC, through their catspaw


I'll say it again. These are FBI new recruits, and this is considered a "training mission" to get into the minds of the terrorist that they were charged with hunting down. (kind of a "be the gopher" type deal.) This is why they all look like new-feds and are so incompetent. It is also whey they are so strict about hiding their identity, and whey it has never leaked. Also why no one at FBI (Patel) has come clean, as it was a semi-legitimate and revealing who and what would destroy careers, especially of newbies who didn't know better, and since it was nominally a legitimate training exercise.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (lf2F9)

9 Good people on both sides.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)

10 Its literally the Savant. Coming soon to Apple TV.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (DR/Xu)

11 6 Man, I'd even watch 60 Minutes if they covered this bullshit in depth and "fairly".

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)

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They might.

And the LIVs who still rely on network news will get an awakening.

CBS did do some fairly straight report on it in the nightly news, and it caused a bit of a ruckus at the time a month or so ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (KbEzc)

12 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

I don't mind.

Road construction season, however, is going forward, full speed ahead.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (qx7Zg)

13 We need an SPLC starter kit meme.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (dK+Kv)

14 I think this is top of the leader board for my favorite story of 2026 so far.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (lf2F9)

15 "Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC, through their catspaw, to be there."

Hard to tell because the faces are covered, but looks like some heavy melanin in some guys in that pic.

"Blacks and browns be down wit whitey!"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

16 AI sez:

"The SPLC's public records show they historically raise significant capital, but the organization does not disclose a comprehensive or ranked public list of its largest individual donors.

However, major donors and financial backers frequently highlighted in news reports and disclosures include:
George Soros / Open Society Foundations
George Clooney
Tim Cook
Companies and their philanthropic arms (such as JPMorgan Chase, Pfizer, and Bank of America) have contributed directly or matched employee donations over the years."

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

17 A lot of "PROBLEMS" just seem to disappear when you take away government funding, eh?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (Sco7b)

18 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

Kind of feel like they have swapped playbooks again. They seemed to do protest last year, light this year aside from a couple incidents, but damn did they try to milk Hanta virus and Ebola.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (DR/Xu)

19 SPLC is trying to get the whole thing tossed because the superseding indictment was leaked to the press.

Tough. SPLC has been a criminal organization for decades.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (xHGia)

20 I wonder how involved the Man Boy Lincoln Association was with SPLC. Didn't they do something similar, pay some of their retards to dress up as conservatives protesting? I bet a lot.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (3uBP9)

21 The fake kkk, white supremacy, Racist!!!!, scam. Should be a top story across the nation. But our great media is not interested in the story. Like it never happened. Does not fit their narrative of what a terrible country we are.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (4Pn+V)

22 The khaki blue shirt men were so weird.

I think paid for in Charlottesville as well, the torch carriers.

While I have no problem at all with khaki pants on men, the little matching outfits told me they were not men I'd respect as that's pretty lame to consider as a full blooded male.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (WONhk)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (s9VOe)

24 17 A lot of "PROBLEMS" just seem to disappear when you take away government funding, eh?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (Sco7b)

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After 2010, Democrats were never going to lose power again.

So, they started importing a new electorate at massively increased levels (Obama's border turnaways as deportations game started in 2011), and they shifted from convincing voters to fortifying elections through government grants, upping the patronage game to remarkable levels.

America was never allowed to swing back from the leftward shift in 2008. Not even in 2016 when a Republican president was elected.

The swing back finally began in 2025 when fed grants started getting cut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (KbEzc)

25 They might.

And the LIVs who still rely on network news will get an awakening.

CBS did do some fairly straight report on it in the nightly news, and it caused a bit of a ruckus at the time a month or so ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (KbEzc)
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As far as I'm concerned, this SPLC scandal is the Criminal Act of the Year, maybe the decade.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)

26 >Tough. SPLC has been a criminal organization for decades.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (xHGia)

And they're fake and gay. Who knew?!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 05, 2026 03:38 PM (Ys9p5)

27 And what I said on last thread --

We need to reveal who is paying the protesters outside the carmale anthony trial. Probably defense as way to incite jury nullification, which sounds like conspiracy to tamper the jury to me.

How to get DOJ or Data Republican on this trial?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:38 PM (lf2F9)

28 There IS racism in America. And it was the racists funding the racism.

We need to get over the idea that they were merely keeping themselves in business. They CHOSE the business. How many black people do you have to fake harass or supremacists do you have to employ before it becomes genuine harassment of black people?

Hey, you know who else the Klan doesn't like? JEWS

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:38 PM (Fyaxu)

29 18 Kind of feel like they have swapped playbooks again. They seemed to do protest last year, light this year aside from a couple incidents, but damn did they try to milk Hanta virus and Ebola.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (DR/Xu)

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We've had two major protests, actually.

Minneapolis and New Jersey.

Remember when Republicans lost the midterms because Goode and Pretti died? And then everyone forgot they existed? And then New Jersey let riots happen for a week in front of ICE?

Yes, all while they tried to push COVID 6.0 (they're been trying to redo COVID since about 2022), but riots were supposed to take down Trump in January.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (KbEzc)

30 "SPLC reimbursed them for cross-burning materials."


Probably paid for all those tiki torches at Charlottesville too.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (GUOwU)

31 The SPLC perpetual white racists creation machine caper makes me wonder: How many drug addicts each year are imported into street camps in LA, SF, Seattle, etc., by the "End Homelessness" NGO administrators in Big Blue cities?

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (5rh/l)

32 "The newest indictment accuses the organization of funnelling around $4.1 million in donations "to a series of fictitious accounts" that were used to pay "field sources" affiliated with extremist groups between 2014 and 2023."

I'll bet any amount of money that a big slice of that money -- probably more than 50% -- was just stolen and laundered.

Why do I know that? Because of course it was. "Hey, Cletus Shitkicker III, how much you need to burn a cross?" "About $50." "Okay, how about I send you $50,000 and we split it?" "Howdy!"

Anyone want a piece of this action?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

33 25 As far as I'm concerned, this SPLC scandal is the Criminal Act of the Year, maybe the decade.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)

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Well, I would quibble that Obama ordering the coup against his successor is bigger, but SPLC is definitely very large.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (KbEzc)

34 Is one of the charges "Racketeering"? It should be.

It seems like some racket type situations are involved. This is basically the model case for it. When you look up the definition for racketeering, SPLC should be in the first sentence.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (3uBP9)

35 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

Its almost like their source of funding and paid operatives has been cut off...but that's crazy talk.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)

36 I wonder if the paid informants/agitators used the Concur app to report their expenses for reimbursement? 🤡

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (cWLG3)

37 Who did these entities think were paying them? This is crazy. The SPLC had to keep the racism up in order to keep themselves in business.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (hftzA)

38 35 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

Its almost like their source of funding and paid operatives has been cut off...but that's crazy talk.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)

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That's conspiracy theorizing.

Unlike Israel controlling America, which is just fact.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (KbEzc)

39 30 "SPLC reimbursed them for cross-burning materials."


Probably paid for all those tiki torches at Charlottesville too.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (GUOwU)

💯 as the kids say.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (cWLG3)

40 Kind of feel like they have swapped playbooks again. They seemed to do protest last year, light this year aside from a couple incidents, but damn did they try to milk Hanta virus and Ebola.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (DR/Xu)

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We've had two major protests, actually.

Minneapolis and New Jersey.

Remember when Republicans lost the midterms because Goode and Pretti died? And then everyone forgot they existed? And then New Jersey let riots happen for a week in front of ICE?

Yes, all while they tried to push COVID 6.0 (they're been trying to redo COVID since about 2022), but riots were supposed to take down Trump in January.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (KbEzc)
_____

"Hey, fuck you. We're going pretti goode with the riots! I would say very good! We're gonna take down Orange Man, you'll see!"

-- Antifa protestors

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

41 Speaking of feds...

Ace has been posting under the initials DEA for a damn long time... right under our noses.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (Fyaxu)

42 At the same time someone is busing in people to protest outside the courthouse on the Anthony thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (DR/Xu)

43 My favorite was the one white supremacist org that was going to shut down; out of money, broke.

And the SPLC was like, "No, no no! Don't be so rash. Here's buckets of money to keep going!"

LOL

"ThEY weRe JUsT pAyinG FoR iNfoRMaTion!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (73/SM)

44 And they're fake and gay. Who knew?!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 05, 2026 03:38 PM (Ys9p5)

The board chair is even a chick.

The chick's name is Karen.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (xHGia)

45 Why do I know that? Because of course it was. "Hey, Cletus Shitkicker III, how much you need to burn a cross?" "About $50." "Okay, how about I send you $50,000 and we split it?" "Howdy!"

Anyone want a piece of this action?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

Not to mention that the SPLC itself is gonna pay itself liberally first before even trying to fund its KKK operations. And probably the donations are from other NGOs paid by diverted federal money.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (8avO+)

46
If we wind up "ending X", however am I to make my living campaigning to "end X"?

I lack the faculties to switch to something else!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:43 PM (s9VOe)

47 What really warms my heart is imagining the swirling emotions of some tiny cell of weirdos who *aren't* being paid by the SPLC to exist....

Not only are you not getting your cut... now everyone's going to think you're not even legit!

"No! I really do hate Those People! Honest! Come on, you gotta believe me, man...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:43 PM (Ot/FD)

48 Gotta create the demand to sell the goods.

Gotta create the problem to sell the solution.

Manufacture racism to raise funds to fight it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 03:43 PM (n5tGW)

49 >>> 💯 as the kids say.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (cWLG3)


No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (3uBP9)

50 Funny thing about racism. Used to be about prejudice, bigotry, unequal treatment under the law. Once we nearly fixed that the race hustlers started realizing they'd be out of a job, so they changed the definition to maintain their relevance. Then we find out they've been paying to maintain some thin appearance of the old definition of racism for good measure. It's fascinating and revolting at the same time.

Posted by: I hope they all die of terminal scabies at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (TbWk/)

51 A video montage of MSM accusations against Republicans, citing the SPLC as a source, for the last 20 years would be entertaining.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (rj6Yv)

52 Justice may not come in this world, but God will repay.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (ZVgZ4)

53 The SPLC, brought to you by Morris "Deez Nutz" Dees.

Posted by: fly gal at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (PComA)

54
If you start murdering people to pretend there's a murder problem so you can profit off of it politically or financially, at some point it becomes clear that you're just a fucking murderer.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (Fyaxu)

55 The swing back finally began in 2025 when fed grants started getting cut.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (KbEzc)

Perhaps a little bit earlier because after President Trump was elected, the gay and tranny stuff started to be throttled back.

I'm sure Bud Light helped. Target had some painful lessons. The leftism didn't disappear, just was displayed less.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (Sco7b)

56 I won't be happy until I see these SPLC fuckers running for their lives being hunted down with dogs and people carrying pitchforks and torches. Yeah, I'd really like to see that.


I guess you could say I've had about fucking enough.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (BN9Gq)

57 Pattern:

Create racism to profit from stamping out racism
Create homelessness to profit from stamping out homelessness
Create virus to profit from vaccine
Create war to profit from war
Create non-learning kids to profit from new ways to never teach them
Create migrants to profit from helping migrants

Sure seems like anyone ever "just trying to help" that requires government money needs to be shot.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (lf2F9)

58 The khaki blue shirt men were so weird.
I think paid for in Charlottesville as well, the torch carriers.
While I have no problem at all with khaki pants on men, the little matching outfits told me they were not men I'd respect as that's pretty lame to consider as a full blooded male.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (WONhk)

After the march, the went to a nearby cabaret and did a spirited version of "The French Mistake."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (TR4+2)

59 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?

The people on X that are inside Antifa's Signal chats said the order to go home and shut up came out hours after Scott Bessent said they'd start prosecuting the funders of riots. They abandoned tens of thousands of dollars in riot supplies at the facility in New Jersey and haven't been back since.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (GAoSt)

60 The gay and tranny stuff is being throttled in deference to th Left's new pals, the islamists

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (Fyaxu)

61
No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (

Bruh.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (hftzA)

62 Oh, by the way, one of my 'favourite' race-grifters on MS Now, reverend Al Sharpton looks like shit!!!

Holy crap. Thin, frail. Almost like an AIDS patient wasting away.

Satan rode that bastard hard for all he was worth.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (Sco7b)

63 I was thinking the feeb paid the khaki klan directly.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 05, 2026 03:47 PM (yInIL)

64 So when will we see these SPLC MFers in the dock?

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 03:47 PM (ZxPkt)

65


Wonder if they ever communcated with CNN and the other networks.

Would be interesting.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 03:47 PM (och2J)

66 No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (

Bruh.



Bet

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:47 PM (GfWuY)

67 I liked the story a week or so ago, the headline blaring "Government said SPCL tactics were legal!"

And it was the IRS.
And that the payments that were properly reported and made directly to the informants with no cut-outs were legal.

And not the straw corporations, bank fraud and all the other fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (73/SM)

68 42

RE: Karmelo protesters

Only a handful today. Less than yesterday-- looked to be about 5 or 6 people.

If somebody hired them, they sure couldn't afford to rent a mob!

A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (RCjYY)

69 💯 as the kids say.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (cWLG3)


No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (3uBP9)

FRFR, on God

Posted by: low key aura farming at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (TbWk/)

70 62 Oh, by the way, one of my 'favourite' race-grifters on MS Now, reverend Al Sharpton looks like shit!!!

Holy crap. Thin, frail. Almost like an AIDS patient wasting away.

Satan rode that bastard hard for all he was worth.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (Sco7b)

It's like he took Ozempic but for Stupid instead of Fat and now he's disappearing altogether.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (Ot/FD)

71 I need y'all's advice on a tech purchase

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (ZxPkt)

72 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (RCjYY)

The protesters want him convicted.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (Fyaxu)

73 Oh, by the way, one of my 'favourite' race-grifters on MS Now, reverend Al Sharpton looks like shit!!!

Holy crap. Thin, frail. Almost like an AIDS patient wasting away.

Satan rode that bastard hard for all he was worth.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (Sco7b)

He's been that way for a decade at least, unless he has taken an extra turn.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)

74 The ability of the left to rationalize this is world class. Informants. The SPLC is not a law enforcement agency. So….

Blank stares.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:50 PM (hftzA)

75 59 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?

The people on X that are inside Antifa's Signal chats said the order to go home and shut up came out hours after Scott Bessent said they'd start prosecuting the funders of riots. They abandoned tens of thousands of dollars in riot supplies at the facility in New Jersey and haven't been back since.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (GAoSt)

=======

https://x.com/drawandstrike/status/
2062506360302923932

Acting DNI Bill Pulte has a history of attacking that funding in his time at Federal Housing Finance Agency. Gabbard declassified a bunch of this stuff while she was head of DNI. Pulte walks in with 120 days to do what he needs.

I think the funding of the left is about to get a whole lot worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:50 PM (KbEzc)

76 71 I need y'all's advice on a tech purchase
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (ZxPkt)

Don't buy it but tell us you did so we can all tell you why you shouldn't have bought it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

77 >>> No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (

Bruh.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (hftzA)


I swear every time I let my kid know I understand her lingo they invent a new word. I feel like it's WWII and I'm with the allies trying to break ENIGMA.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (3uBP9)

78 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.
Posted by: mnw

The angry mob nullification tactic worked against Chauvin.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (lf2F9)

79 Wow! Just simply Wow!

This is analogous to our Gub'mt using our tax dollars to create problems that then require more tax dollars to resolve - like Operation Fast and Furious

So much hate and racism that the anti- hate groups and 'victims' need to create false scenarios of their own because there isn't enough real hate and racism to go around. Except for anti-white hate and racism. There seems to be plenty of that.

I'm going back to watching old '50's TV shows. I think Perry Mason is on....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (QGaXH)

80 Then they ran on white supremacist threat, steered more money into it, colluded with Christofer Wray to say it was the biggest threat, got more money, took fbi off real threats, etc.

Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (chM/Q)

81 💯 as the kids say.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (cWLG3)


dead ass

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (yInIL)

82 I swear every time I let my kid know I understand her lingo they invent a new word. I feel like it's WWII and I'm with the allies trying to break ENIGMA.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (3uBP9)

A veritable Alan Turing of jackwagonry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (Ot/FD)

83 76 71 I need y'all's advice on a tech purchase
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (ZxPkt)

Don't buy it but tell us you did so we can all tell you why you shouldn't have bought it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

You're likely better off buying a Falcon Heavy over a New Glenn rocket this summer.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (qx7Zg)

84
It's like he took Ozempic but for Stupid instead of Fat and now he's disappearing altogether.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


We will not be denied our revenge!

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wit Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (s9VOe)

85 All is not lost. Larry Kudlow comes on in a few minutes. Yay!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (QGaXH)

86 I swear every time I let my kid know I understand her lingo they invent a new word. I feel like it's WWII and I'm with the allies trying to break ENIGMA.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (3uBP9)

That's kinda the point. Twenty-three skidoo, small change!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (8avO+)

87 They paid me to keep my tattoo.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (65cLN)

88 I dare this timeline to make less sense.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (eiwJq)

89 At the same time someone is busing in people to protest outside the courthouse on the Anthony thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (DR/Xu)
____

Busing? More like an uber. There aren't more than 10 people there, probably less, and half of them look like they were recruited out of homeless shelter.

It's the lamest most impotent "protest" in probably all of protest history. So lame that it defeats the purpose of protesting at all.

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

90 88 I dare this timeline to make less sense.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (eiwJq)

======

"We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

91 The left actually sustaining dying racist groups.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (YwEeS)

92 Hmmmm.
If I set up a group, let's call it F69, will they give me money?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (2WIwB)

93 So,

Are they still hiring?

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (eiwJq)

94 You're likely better off buying a Falcon Heavy over a New Glenn rocket this summer.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (qx7Zg)

No dick shaped rockets before Labor Day, that would be gauche.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (Ot/FD)

95 91 The left actually sustaining dying racist groups.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (YwEeS)

=====

They reactivated defunct chapters of the KKK with their money.

They resurrected them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (KbEzc)

96 Not unlike your local fire department paying people to torch buildings, but with a racist element.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (/lPRQ)

97 How many of the "racists" are even real at all not just getting paid?

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (YwEeS)

98 We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

That's the entire foundation of the advertising industry.

Posted by: Also MLM and televangelism at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

99 The demand for hate and racism in this country has exceeded supply. (h/t Michael Berry)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (T6aVk)

100 Anyone with a clue knew it was manufactured

Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (chM/Q)

101 90 88 I dare this timeline to make less sense.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (eiwJq)

======

"We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

Skibidy.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (hftzA)

102 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

103 98 We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

That's the entire foundation of the advertising industry.

Posted by: Also MLM and televangelism at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

======

"Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (KbEzc)

104 So they aren’t feds after all just SPLC employees eh?

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (tNkpt)

105 Patriot Front is a put on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (XV/Pl)

106 That Chauvin is still in prison is an ongoing injustice.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (ZVgZ4)

107 Patriot Front
It's a Patriot Front
It's a put on

Posted by: Pete T. at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (wGerL)

108
Was it over when the Thermites cut the Scythians off at the pass?

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (s9VOe)

109 What a waste to burn crosses we'll need to nail up SPLC leaders to.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (1ET9J)

110 They reactivated defunct chapters of the KKK with their money.

They resurrected them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (KbEzc)

Well the KKK was and probably still is a democrat group...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (FtULh)

111 And in movie news, I finished watching Spider Noir, it's pretty darn good, Nicholas Cage should win easily win an Emmy.

My main complaint is that even though it's presented in black and white, you can tell it's simply a de-colored digital "print." as well as the atmospherics, ie smoke, haze, fog are CGI.

If they had actually shot it on film and did everything practically, it would have moved from really good to great.

Definitely in the top 10 of super hero things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)

112 90.

I guess in the grand scheme of God's universe there are weirder things going on.

Maybe deep in the ocean.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (eiwJq)

113 How many of the "racists" are even real at all not just getting paid?
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (YwEeS)

about 0. Even paying them they couldn't generate any kind of convincing numbers.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (8avO+)

114 Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (XV/Pl)

My copyright.

Posted by: Pete T. at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (wGerL)

115 We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

It's worse than that. It always is. The Democrat Party never died. They were the KKK and still are. Makes more sense than anything, even money.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (Fyaxu)

116 I posted about this before. A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (JQmtK)

117 The Patriot front had government collusion, whoever their paymasters were.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:57 PM (ZVgZ4)

118 91 The left actually sustaining dying racist groups.
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (YwEeS)
---
It's like they all work for the guy downstairs.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:57 PM (cWLG3)

119
Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg


Did either of them tell you to consider pulling over and taking a break after ninety or so minutes of driving?

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 03:57 PM (s9VOe)

120 >>> "Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (KbEzc)


"While looking up to make eye contact with you the whole time."
-marketing people

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (3uBP9)

121 The Venn Diagram of "Paid Informant" "White Supremacists" and FBI "Undercover" Agents approaches a perfect circle.

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (+mTA5)

122 A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Why would she? This is all a right wing conspiracy according to leftists.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (tNkpt)

123 116 I posted about this before. A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (JQmtK)

=====

"Well, I know that all those rural Christians who want me to convert to Christianity are lynching black people every day. Why else would they try to convert me? I'm sure the SPLC was just doing good in highlighting bad people like this."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (KbEzc)

124 SpaceX will be testing the Starship on the ground but won't launch any until July.
I really hope their ground testing is better than Bezos'.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (1ET9J)

125 Actual right wing extremists don't rally but they might shoot you if you come on their land.

Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (chM/Q)

126 That Chauvin is still in prison is an ongoing injustice.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (ZVgZ4)



Yes. He is a political prisoner. I thought only banana republics and commie countries had those.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:59 PM (BN9Gq)

127 Hope this'll kil off the charlottesville smear finally. Nah.

Posted by: kingsman at June 05, 2026 03:59 PM (ehY6c)

128 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)
______

2026 CX5 would be my choice of those two, easily. I think the Forrester is a little bigger, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

129 102 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

---
Regarding the Subaru test drive... were you feeling nostalgic for The Indigo Girls?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (cWLG3)

130 Did either of them tell you to consider pulling over and taking a break after ninety or so minutes of driving?
Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans

Nope. But these were just short test drives.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

131 The US Intelligence Community trying to manipulate the masses.

Posted by: davidt at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (Q+gd/)

132 The top 10 of superhero things also includes character undies, Happy Meal Toys, unframed rolled posters, plastic cased digital watches, Velcro shoes, action figures, lunchboxes, and Thermoses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (BI5O2)

133 That Chauvin is still in prison is an ongoing injustice.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (ZVgZ4)


Yes. He is a political prisoner. I thought only banana republics and commie countries had those.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:59 PM (BN9Gq)

Yeah, about that....

Posted by: J6 protestors at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (TbWk/)

134 How many of the "racists" are even real at all not just getting paid?
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (YwEeS)

This is a plot point in Harry Harrison's "Bill the Galactic Hero" where he is recruited to infiltrate the resistance and when the final raid comes everyone in the resistance is various agents of the spy services aside from one guy who they arrest despite his claim that he too is an agent...

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)

135 I think the funding of the left is about to get a whole lot worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Awwww. *compassionate head tilt*
Someone with their qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (1ET9J)

136 Already OT
I need assistance
For life of me I can't figure out Annie’s Stew email and desperately want to send her a email

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0)

137 We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

That's the entire foundation of the advertising industry.

Posted by: Also MLM and televangelism at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

======

"Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (KbEzc)
______

Well, they are working on that in Japan ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

138
I need y'all's advice on a tech purchase
Posted by: Don Black

==============

How late/early are you up? Pixy takes questions in the 2:00 am thread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (n7rxJ)

139 All that talk about "racial healing" while the SPLC was laughing into the sleeves of their white robes.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (rj6Yv)

140 Busing? More like an uber. There aren't more than 10 people there, probably less, and half of them look like they were recruited out of homeless shelter.

It's the lamest most impotent "protest" in probably all of protest history. So lame that it defeats the purpose of protesting at all.

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)
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I dunno...The local campus LGBTQ group on my campus tried to stage a "protest" for trans-rights in front of the campus library. Maybe three students showed up. The only sign they had was a sheet of 8.5x11 paper that was taped to a stick. It was definitely the most pathetic "protest" I've witnessed in real life.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)

141 From 1860 until 1932 there were only 2 Democrat President, Cleveland and Wilson. May God grant that this phenomenon will be the future of our country.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar8)

142 Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (JQmtK)

The SPLC had a decent reputation years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (looXz)

143 I swear marketing, the scariest words to ever hear at work is the person on the other side of the line say "I'm with marketing". It always goes like this, "hey I was talking at a customer event and I said some things, some crazy things, some wild and crazy things from the depths of my drug addled mind, and now I kind of need you to sharpen your pencils in engineering to show how

marketing fantasy == engineering reality

It's an opportunity to exceed!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (3uBP9)

144
Sure, there was bigotry back in our day. Why, there wasn't a self-respecting bireme that would give the time of day to one of those perverted triemes!

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (s9VOe)

145 The US Intelligence Community trying to manipulate the masses.
Posted by: davidt at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (Q+gd/)

And see how good at it they are? Did anyone thing Patriot front was something real? They could have been holding signs saying I AM A FED and been less obvious.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

146 Busing? More like an uber. There aren't more than 10 people there, probably less, and half of them look like they were recruited out of homeless shelter.

It's the lamest most impotent "protest" in probably all of protest history. So lame that it defeats the purpose of protesting at all.

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)
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I dunno...The local campus LGBTQ group on my campus tried to stage a "protest" for trans-rights in front of the campus library. Maybe three students showed up. The only sign they had was a sheet of 8.5x11 paper that was taped to a stick. It was definitely the most pathetic "protest" I've witnessed in real life.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)
_______

Those trans-phobic bastards!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

147 135 Awwww. *compassionate head tilt*
Someone with their qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (1ET9J)

=======

I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (KbEzc)

148 Can you say RICO?

The SPLC indictment uses the magic words "scheme" and "wire fraud" but doesn't say RICO. That's coming, as the indictment shows RICO predicates.

When the indictment turns into a criminal complaint it'll be the start of a sprawling RICO case brought out of Alabama, which is where SPLC is based. Another potentially lager RICO case is being built out of Miami.

SPLC is the first "node." It will expand to include other "nodes" as more grand juries issue indictments. Picture a diagram on a wall with lots of pins and colored string.
Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (dtajH)

149 And see how good at it they are? Did anyone thing Patriot front was something real? They could have been holding signs saying I AM A FED and been less obvious.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

They can't make anyone believe, but they can get believers to believe even harder.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (Ot/FD)

150 Regarding the Subaru test drive... were you feeling nostalgic for The Indigo Girls?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

My current car is a Forrester. So, no.

I made me feel nostalgic for air conditioning, though. My damn thing hasn't had air conditioning for about ten years now. Twice it broke, and twice I had it fixed, and then it broke again and I gave up.

I usually drive with the front windows down in warm weather.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

151
How late/early are you up? Pixy takes questions in the 2:00 am thread.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


4:00 AM Eastern Time, to be clear.

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (s9VOe)

152 I dunno...The local campus LGBTQ group on my campus tried to stage a "protest" for trans-rights in front of the campus library. Maybe three students showed up. The only sign they had was a sheet of 8.5x11 paper that was taped to a stick. It was definitely the most pathetic "protest" I've witnessed in real life.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04

You should have run out with your stapler and said “here, let me help you staple that to your stick. Wind is in the forecast”

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (hftzA)

153 Iforgot about Andrew Johnson, apologies for the error. Then again, Johnson was eminently forgettable.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (Gqar8)

154 I made me feel nostalgic for air conditioning, though. My damn thing hasn't had air conditioning for about ten years now. Twice it broke, and twice I had it fixed, and then it broke again and I gave up.

I usually drive with the front windows down in warm weather.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

Ye olde 270 air conditioning? 2 windows open, 70 mph.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (qx7Zg)

155 >>> "Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (KbEzc)

------------

When I worked in software development -- and where the salespeople could make a great annual salary with a single "sale" -- I used to joke that they'd go into a meeting touting our company's automobile product and leave with a deal for an airline product ... and then demand that we just slap some wings on those cars and make them fly.

My favorite tag-line (I should have written a book, but it's hard to beat Yourdan's "Death March: The Complete Software Developer's Guide to Surviving 'Mission Impossible' Projects") was:

"Guaranteed. To. Fail."

[Honorable Mention: "Designed To Fail, and Working As Designed."]

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (+mTA5)

156 I posted about this before. A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?

Posted by: Smell the Glove


Maybe she fully understood the racket the entire time?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 04:05 PM (/lPRQ)

157 152 I dunno...The local campus LGBTQ group on my campus tried to stage a "protest" for trans-rights in front of the campus library. Maybe three students showed up. The only sign they had was a sheet of 8.5x11 paper that was taped to a stick. It was definitely the most pathetic "protest" I've witnessed in real life.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04

======

The sign said "Lesbians won't suck my lady-dick!", didn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:05 PM (KbEzc)

158 >>I made me feel nostalgic for air conditioning, though. My damn thing hasn't had air conditioning for about ten years now. Twice it broke, and twice I had it fixed, and then it broke again and I gave up.


Even when I lived in Tucson, Car AC was only for when you had a Chick with you.

Otherwise, it's windows down and suffering.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:05 PM (P0D9r)

159 How many drug addicts each year are imported into street camps in LA, SF, Seattle, etc., by the "End Homelessness" NGO administrators in Big Blue cities?
Posted by: Gref

Don't know about Seattle because they have Winter, but it's well known that if you're going to be homeless and use hard drugs, you really can't beat S.F. (and probably in L.A.) for the climate. Plus it's compact so you don't have to go far to get your dope, fence your goods, free hot meal from St. Anthony's or wherever....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (W5mpo)

160 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)

It doesn't seem the best time to have a protest. Shouldn't they have done it when school
Was in session?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (looXz)

161 Anyone pining for those crank windows?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

162
Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC

Is the maskless guy with the Smoky hat a cop?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (Cqx++)

163 You should have run out with your stapler and said “here, let me help you staple that to your stick. Wind is in the forecast”

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (hftzA)

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"It's most presumptuous of you to assume that any of the trannies had a stick. Bigot!"

/

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (+mTA5)

164
"The SPLC actively led donors to believe that their donations would be used to 'dismantle' violent extremist groups. However, the SPLC hid from donors the fact that a portion of their donated funds was being secretly used to support extremist groups and to fund their violent, racist, and extremist activities,"

===============

The "donors" were what? The same large corporations and idiot billionaires that funded BLM? If so, shareholders could be a bit ruffled.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (n7rxJ)

165 One thing The Blade cannot live without is air conditioning. It's right up their with air itself. I need it. I crave it. I would melt like the wicked witch if I didn't have it. It's an absolute must-have, no matter what.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

166 Even when I lived in Tucson, Car AC was only for when you had a Chick with you.

Otherwise, it's windows down and suffering.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026

I run my AC even if I have the convertible top down. Gaia cries.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)

167 SPLC has ta prop up dem Raycis' Boogeymen to protect blacks form dem Raycis' Boogeymen!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (wtvvX)

168 What do you mean the Democrat Party never died? It never did, not even in the depths of Reconstruction. It is one of the two main political parties, older than the Republicans, and remains a party with considerable power to this day!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (ZVgZ4)

169 F-31 & F-32, KKK members, wanted out in 2010.

These Fs used the $ to attend extremist rallies and to gain a leadership role.

These F's....
Wanted to stop hating, in 2010

These F's...
Got paid to hold rally's and stay in

The SPLC, yeah..
Sponsored hate and bigotry yeah
Used donors like a money tree yeah
They paid for network news whores

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (nbLIj)

170 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)

It doesn't seem the best time to have a protest. Shouldn't they have done it when school
Was in session?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (looXz)
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This was last year sometime. During the regular semester. Lots of students wandering around campus, but everyone just ignored the "protestors." It was truly lame.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (gnNyN)

171 I understood this reference."

That's a big Twinkie.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (XuXeR)

172 Anyone pining for those crank windows?
Posted by: tubal

I miss the little triangular corner windows.

I didn't mind the crank windows.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

173 Man, I need to get in on a scam where I can defraud the taxpayers out of millions of dollars and live in a million dollar home and drive a brand new vehicle, debt free. I guess I'm a two time loser in life.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (D1E+2)

174 171
That's a big Twinkie.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (XuXeR)

=======

That's what she said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (KbEzc)

175
The only Woodrow I could respect was Woodrow Call, and he was a fictional character.

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (s9VOe)

176 170 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)

It doesn't seem the best time to have a protest. Shouldn't they have done it when school
Was in session?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (looXz)
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This was last year sometime. During the regular semester. Lots of students wandering around campus, but everyone just ignored the "protestors." It was truly lame.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (gnNyN)

I am betting your school is not a Hot Bed of Wokism.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (Gqar8)

177 Even when I lived in Tucson, Car AC was only for when you had a Chick with you.

Otherwise, it's windows down and suffering.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026

I run my AC even if I have the convertible top down. Gaia cries.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)
_______

Same

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

178
I posted about this before. A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?

Posted by: Smell the Glove

================

I'm sure a few people honored her wish, and I'd also bet they think this whole anti-SPLC thing is more Trump fascism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (n7rxJ)

179 >>> Can you say RICO?

The SPLC indictment uses the magic words "scheme" and "wire fraud" but doesn't say RICO. That's coming, as the indictment shows RICO predicates.

When the indictment turns into a criminal complaint it'll be the start of a sprawling RICO case brought out of Alabama, which is where SPLC is based. Another potentially lager RICO case is being built out of Miami.

SPLC is the first "node." It will expand to include other "nodes" as more grand juries issue indictments. Picture a diagram on a wall with lots of pins and colored string.
Developing ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (dtajH)


Yeah, like I was saying this is the legal definition of it. Like a ridiculously obvious hypothetical a prof would set up in a law class.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (3uBP9)

180 Car buying hack: go to carmax and find something close to what you’re looking for. Then do a 24 hour test drive. You don’t have to buy from there but you get a full day with the car. A 15 min test drive doesn’t tell you much.

Even if buying new, carmax probably has a 2024 or 2025 which is close enough, unless the 2026 model is a complete overhaul. It’ll also give you good insight on how well it holds up with rattles, fit and finish after a couple of years.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (tNkpt)

181 Iforgot about Andrew Johnson, apologies for the error. Then again, Johnson was eminently forgettable.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (Gqar

He wasn't a Democrat, he was Lincoln's Republican Veep. He was a Democrat before the war, but the party lines got scrambled by the War. Loyalist Dems from East Tennessee sometimes were hanged.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

182 Yeah - The death of Vent Windows is a Bummer.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (P0D9r)

183 179 Yeah, like I was saying this is the legal definition of it. Like a ridiculously obvious hypothetical a prof would set up in a law class.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (3uBP9)

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"Now, class, tell me why the SPLC does not actually fit the definition because of their good hearts. Anyone who disagrees fails."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)

184 >>> Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg

=====

I'd trade everyone of them to get back my '75
F-250 4X4.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (mfV+0)

185 Car buying hack: go to carmax and find something close to what you’re looking for. Then do a 24 hour test drive. You don’t have to buy from there but you get a full day with the car. A 15 min test drive doesn’t tell you much.

Even if buying new, carmax probably has a 2024 or 2025 which is close enough, unless the 2026 model is a complete overhaul. It’ll also give you good insight on how well it holds up with rattles, fit and finish after a couple of years.
Posted by: Heroq

Yeah, we're planning on going with something used, from 2023 or later.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

186 had anyone said that white supremacist organizations are terrorists yet? If so, then we the SPLC can be destroyed for funding and supporting terrorism.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (vJrRc)

187 181 Iforgot about Andrew Johnson, apologies for the error. Then again, Johnson was eminently forgettable.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (Gqar

He wasn't a Democrat, he was Lincoln's Republican Veep. He was a Democrat before the war, but the party lines got scrambled by the War. Loyalist Dems from East Tennessee sometimes were hanged.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

Yeah you are right. They ran together on some hybrid ticket in 1864, I think.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar8)

188 I run my AC even if I have the convertible top down. Gaia cries.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)
_______

Same
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

I've seen office gals have space heaters by their feet and the A/C down in the 60s.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)

189
I roared when Campy the Campfire Man came down the street in "Ghostbusters". I roared even more when Bill Murray said, "Now there's something you don't see every day."

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (s9VOe)

190 What do you mean the Democrat Party never died? It never did, not even in the depths of Reconstruction. It is one of the two main political parties, older than the Republicans, and remains a party with considerable power to this day!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (ZVgZ4)

It's the oldest existing political Party.

It easily steamrolled the early opposition Parties, until it faced militants Republicans - and they still eventually absorbed that Party in the end.

They were and remain the Party of government and will continue to do so - they just have no opposition at the moment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (BI5O2)

191 Anyone pining for those crank windows?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar

-----------

Dude, you're bringing back bad flashbacks.

[When I was a kid, my philandering father used to go to one of his many girlfriends' house and leave me sitting in the car for an hour (we're talking like 115 degrees in the Las Vegas summers). So one day -- must have been my passive-aggressive anger -- I sat there for the entire hour pressing the electric button to continually roll my passenger window up-and-down.

So when dad climbs in the car (and notices what I'm doing), the battery is dead and the care won't start. MAN, was he pissed at me ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (+mTA5)

192 I run my AC even if I have the convertible top down"

It was fun convincing the Germans to offer sunroof and a/c...
They didn't understand

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (XuXeR)

193 I am betting your school is not a Hot Bed of Wokism.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (Gqar
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No, thankfully.

Sure, there are a number of looney professors who are far out lefty (mostly in the humanities, which occupies ONE building on campus).

The rest tend to keep their opinions to themselves because they know most of the students are NOT raging leftists.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (gnNyN)

194 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.
Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (RCjYY)

Considering they are threatening jurors lives. In Tecas. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (zZu0s)

195 New York no longer has Mothers, they are now Gestating Parents

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (Ia/+0)

196 37 Who did these entities think were paying them? This is crazy. The SPLC had to keep the racism up in order to keep themselves in business.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (hftzA)

Piper! Is it really you???

To paraphrase Mark Twain: 'The rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (QGaXH)

197 Legalinsurrection.com

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (Ia/+0)

198 Andrew Johnson got a raw deal, I think.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

199
Yeah you are right. They ran together on some hybrid ticket in 1864, I think.
Posted by: tubal


"National Union", I've seen it called.

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (s9VOe)

200 One thing The Blade cannot live without is air conditioning. It's right up their with air itself. I need it. I crave it. I would melt like the wicked witch if I didn't have it. It's an absolute must-have, no matter what.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)



I'm with ya. I must have some Eskimo in my genes.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (BN9Gq)

201 The SPLC had a decent reputation years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (looXz)

Hey, me too!

Posted by: Benedict A. at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (gjKW7)

202 My ex wife told me that I shouldn't hang out with y'all because you're white supremacists and racists and such.

I'm beginning to think that maybe she was mistaken.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (aTl7+)

203 I've seen office gals have space heaters by their feet and the A/C down in the 60s.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)
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I've done that. Mainly because I never had control over the climate in my office. It was always set way too low for my comfort.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (gnNyN)

204 He wasn't a Democrat, he was Lincoln's Republican Veep. He was a Democrat before the war, but the party lines got scrambled by the War. Loyalist Dems from East Tennessee sometimes were hanged.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

Yeah you are right. They ran together on some hybrid ticket in 1864, I think.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar

National Union Party.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (8avO+)

205 Something odd about the picture at the top: outlines look reinforced. Passed through a filter maybe? And yeah, I think the guy in the smokie hat is some sort of cop: among them but not of them.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (ZVgZ4)

206 Anyone pining for those crank windows?"

Pining for a Ford?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)

207 Piper! Is it really you???

To paraphrase Mark Twain: 'The rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

Piper's tumor was just a rumor.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

208 "Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people


Elon (who else?) says it's being worked on.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (GAoSt)

209 had anyone said that white supremacist organizations are terrorists yet?

Some of those fuckers are borderline criminal gangs so RCIO is on the table. National Alliance? Really?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (gjKW7)

210 I just thought y'all might help a brother out

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (ZxPkt)

211
The "sciencey boys" want us to shed this skin suit. Bye!

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (s9VOe)

212 True story: when my dad was a very little kid, he went with his dad to a car show where one of the companies (Caddy?) was showing off a splashy new option: air conditioning. Not many people had AC in their houses at the time (at least not in NYC), let alone in their cars.

So it was a very big deal. Of course the AC option was staggeringly expensive in a car that was already expensive.

My dad and grandfather get into the car with the AC running. "Oh my god, this is amazing," my grandfather says. "Too bad we'll never be able to afford it."

People didn't expect or even understand back then that tech that costs $100 on launch costs $10 a few years later.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)

213
banana Dream, I have a FWP you could solve.

(Sorry for the OT but I don't know when I'll get another chance.)

My niece gets a LOT of packages from UPS, FedEx, etc for her small business.

One day, a UPS package comes with this crazy little toy she didn't order. Inside the box, she finds the manufacturer's packing slip, and it goes to someone else in the city whose name/address aren't faintly my niece's. She contacts that person, who confirms it's her package. After several refusals, she finally gets UPS to pick it back up and re-send it to the proper party, whose name and address she has taped prominently to the outside of the package.

UPS sends it back to my niece.

Just explain this for me, and tell me how to fix it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (n7rxJ)

214 Lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (eZwyX)

215 One thing The Blade cannot live without is air conditioning. It's right up their with air itself. I need it. I crave it. I would melt like the wicked witch if I didn't have it. It's an absolute must-have, no matter what.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

I'm almost the reverse, I don't like the feel of A/C. A fan moving air does me fine almost always. My cooling thermostat is up in the 80s mostly for the cats.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

216 I just thought y'all might help a brother out
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (ZxPkt)

What was the tech purchase?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (zZu0s)

217 Collins, Murkowski, Tillis and The Turtle all voted against Save America act

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

218
"I can't believe the party that was the KKK would now fake being the KKK"

"Boy, this party that was the KKK seems to actually still hate Jews..."

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (Fyaxu)

219 Also - those are spread collars, not button down.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)

220
Cheeky Greeks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (s9VOe)

221 The KKK took my baby away...

Posted by: ToddF at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (Ke09R)

222 209 had anyone said that white supremacist organizations are terrorists yet?

Some of those fuckers are borderline criminal gangs so RCIO is on the table. National Alliance? Really?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (gjKW7)

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The organization itself is probably dead. I don't think it'll be able to recover from this.

However, the part that's going to be the most interesting is how much major donors knew.

If there was organizational knowledge shared with, like, Melinda Gates or someone, about what's going on...what does that do to Melinda?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (KbEzc)

223 Hypothesis: Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC, through their catspaw, to be there.
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You're forgetting the fibbies. The percentage of SPLC finks to FBI finks would be a function of relative payments. You'd really have to see the FBi budget vs the SPLC budget to know that ALL of them were SPLC stooges. Given that the FBI had ranked the "right-wing" threat greater than Moose-limb danger, it's >99.9% probability that a bunch of that crowd was on the FBI payroll.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (ezP9C)

224 My favorite take on that was conservative radio host, Mark Simone saying, "Now you have to say when angry" "You gestating parent f****r""and not " You mother f****r!!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (ZeH0U)

225 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar8)

226 One day, a UPS package comes with this crazy little toy she didn't order. Inside the box, she finds the manufacturer's packing slip, and it goes to someone else in the city whose name/address aren't faintly my niece's. She contacts that person, who confirms it's her package. After several refusals, she finally gets UPS to pick it back up and re-send it to the proper party, whose name and address she has taped prominently to the outside of the package.

UPS sends it back to my niece.

Just explain this for me, and tell me how to fix it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (n7rxJ)

Drive it to the person's house.

I've had some computer shipments go awry with breakdowns and they never wanted anything returned they just shipped new stuff

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)

227 Also - those are spread collars, not button down.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)

They need medallions nestled in their chest hair for that 70s feel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (zZu0s)

228 The rumor of a tumor
was dealt with great humor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (wVcYX)

229 >>Just explain this for me, and tell me how to fix it.


A $25 Gift Card to a local Lunch / Coffee Spot.

2x per year.

Her driver will take care of ALL the problems she has.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (P0D9r)

230 217 Collins, Murkowski, Tillis and The Turtle all voted against Save America act

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

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Much like John McCain on the ACA repeal vote, they're sacrificial lambs to protect others.

There are probably at least 20 who would vote against it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (KbEzc)

231 Legalinsurrection.com
Posted by: Skip


I looked, what are you pointing at?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

232 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (n7rxJ)

Someone yesterday was just complaining to me that UPS has its head squarely up its sphincter

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 04:18 PM (Fyaxu)

233 >>The KKK took my baby away...


Might be my fav Ramones tune.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:18 PM (P0D9r)

234 Skip, apaslo at hotmail dot com

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (5P5DO)

235 217 Collins, Murkowski, Tillis and The Turtle all voted against Save America act
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

And the Turtle posted some of his usual mush about how those darn Democrats were holding a "reckless blockade of border security". Thank heaven we have a stalwart adult in the room like Mitch to protect us from those... those... Democrats.
The hell he deserves could melt tungsten.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (gjKW7)

236 "Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people

Elon (who else?) says it's being worked on.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (GAoSt)

never heard of the flesh light?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

237 Oof. Reviewers do not like Scary Movie 6. The criticism I keep hearing is that the movie mistakes a reference for an actual joke. The movie (they say) keeps Key Jangling a reference to another movie (or some other pop culture ephemera) and you expect there to be a joke but nope, the Key Jangle was the joke. Other reviewers say that the promise that "no lines will be uncrossed" is a fake-out, and that the movie is bland and inoffensively corporate.

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From the sidebar.

I mean...this is how parodies work. They don't have jokes. They have irreverent references. It's how the genre has worked since like the 80s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (KbEzc)

238 seen office gals have space heaters by their feet and the A/C down in the 60s.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)
*****
Women are extremely expensive.

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 04:20 PM (gVGRq)

239 I've seen office gals have space heaters by their feet and the A/C down in the 60s.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)

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In the 90s I worked in an old high-rise building downtown Oakland that was -- like virtually every other corporate building I ever worked in -- poor at regulating temperature (one area was always too hot, and one too cold).

Anyway, most people brought in space heaters to stay warm in the mornings -- and they were eventually banned because the electric panel fuses kept getting blown.

The other idiocy was you weren't supposed to open your office window (there was a trick to it and I often did) because they didn't want the liability if you decided to jump out the window.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:20 PM (+mTA5)

240 In the late 1970s, the Illinois State Police received reports of an increase in KKK activities downstate and tasked two detectives to infiltrate and spy In the late 1970s, the Illinois State Police received reports of an increase in KKK activities downstate and tasked two detectives to infiltrate and spy on them. In less than a year, one of the undercover agents was elected as the Grand Poobah of the chapter, in part because he owned a truck. There were never more than two dozen members in that group, and they couldn't even figure out how to burn a cross.

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at June 05, 2026 04:21 PM (oWc6Q)

241 >>> banana Dream, I have a FWP you could solve.

(Sorry for the OT but I don't know when I'll get another chance.)

My niece gets a LOT of packages from UPS, FedEx, etc for her small business.

One day, a UPS package comes with this crazy little toy she didn't order. Inside the box, she finds the manufacturer's packing slip, and it goes to someone else in the city whose name/address aren't faintly my niece's. She contacts that person, who confirms it's her package. After several refusals, she finally gets UPS to pick it back up and re-send it to the proper party, whose name and address she has taped prominently to the outside of the package.

UPS sends it back to my niece.

Just explain this for me, and tell me how to fix it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (n7rxJ)


I don't actually work there anymore, back in the 80s 90s in college. But I think what has to happen is return to sender as wrong address. UPS will only ever go with the original shipping direction which has to be wrong. They will keep sending it to the wrong address. The originator has to change that. Or walk it directly to the correct recipient. I hope that helps.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (3uBP9)

242 I mean...this is how parodies work. They don't have jokes. They have irreverent references. It's how the genre has worked since like the 80s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (KbEzc)

Counter:

Airplane! Was a shit for shot remake of Zero Hour, so while not original, they still were both edgy and original with the jokes, sight gags.

Now, the Zuckers in their prime ARE a high bar.... even for the Zucker Bros.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (zZu0s)

243
This blue slip 'tradition' is BS.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
3h
🚨 BREAKING: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) has just REFUSED to block a Trump judicial nominee, despite having the unilateral ability to do so with the "blue slip" — Democrats are FURIOUS

This is the *first time* in Trump's 2nd term a Democrat did not block a Trump nominee!

Antonio Pozos will now be allowed to ADVANCE, as neither Sen. Dave McCormick (R) or Fetterman used their blue slip powers, which effectively allow one senator block a judicial nominee for their state at any time — Punchbowl

Pozos was nominated to the Eastern District of PA.

Now, blue groups are gearing up to run ADS against Fetterman because of this move.

We should STILL GET RID OF BLUE SLIPS, they are blocking Trump nominees in other states!

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (kX27y)

244 235 And the Turtle posted some of his usual mush about how those darn Democrats were holding a "reckless blockade of border security". Thank heaven we have a stalwart adult in the room like Mitch to protect us from those... those... Democrats.
The hell he deserves could melt tungsten.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (gjKW7)

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DHS funding, last I heard, is done. An extra $70 billion provided to DHS to cover all the other parts of its functioning that weren't covered in the OBBB (which was mostly ICE enforcement).

Really, this is hugely important, more important than the SAVE Act. SAVE Act passed today wouldn't affect 2026. It can be revisited in early 2026 with a different makeup of senators that doesn't include Mitch, Tillis, Cassidy, or Cornyn. However, secured funding for the largest deportation machine in history through 2029? Making it impossible for Dems to hold it hostage in any way shape or form through either a slim Dem majority in the House or procedural votes?

That's big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (KbEzc)

245 242 Counter:

Airplane! Was a shit for shot remake of Zero Hour, so while not original, they still were both edgy and original with the jokes, sight gags.

Now, the Zuckers in their prime ARE a high bar.... even for the Zucker Bros.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (zZu0s)

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ZAZ made it work in Airplane and Top Secret, but that was early 80s.

Ever since, it's just been references.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (KbEzc)

246 The original Scary Movie stole all its good jokes from Richard Pryor.
Marlon Wayons (I can't be bothered to look up how to spell his dumb name) now has a trans kid he's tweeting about.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (gjKW7)

247 102 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

Bulg

We've had one Forester and one Outback. We've been very happy with both.

One thing - they told us after the fact that if you get a flat tire you need to replace all four to keep the symmetrical all wheel drive in balance.

We haven't had to do that but it's a consideration

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (QGaXH)

248 And we all though the Patriot Front dweebs were feebs.

Posted by: M. Gaga at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (KiBMU)

249 The rumor of a tumor
was dealt with great humor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (wVcYX)

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Mostly if you're a boomer
And doubly if a doomer.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:24 PM (+mTA5)

250 My marlboro smoke would stream jet like out the wing vent window. Also started a fire in the back seat cushion after tossing dead malboro out pass. window and sucked back in thru the rear window. Put out the fire with Millers cans from a 12 pack. Good times 1967.

Posted by: kingsman at June 05, 2026 04:24 PM (ehY6c)

251 Ben thank , will try again

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

252
And we all though the Patriot Front dweebs were feebs.
Posted by: M. Gaga


Well, they certainly were mentally.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 04:25 PM (s9VOe)

253 Ever since, it's just been references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (KbEzc)

Counter again: Not another teen movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:25 PM (zZu0s)

254 225 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar
****
My namesake grandfather suffered a stroke in 1975 and fell off one of those tractors plowing his fields. My Uncle found him three days later there and grandpa made it a few more days in hospital. He was 85

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 04:26 PM (gVGRq)

255 Yeah - The death of Vent Windows is a Bummer.

Posted by: garret
......

Our old VW bus had those, even on the side. Great for peeing out of on long trips.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:26 PM (UjdFS)

256 254 225 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar
****
My namesake grandfather suffered a stroke in 1975 and fell off one of those tractors plowing his fields. My Uncle found him three days later there and grandpa made it a few more days in hospital. He was 85
Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 04:26 PM (gVGRq)

Wow!! He was made of stern stuff.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:27 PM (Gqar8)

257 141 From 1860 until 1932 there were only 2 Democrat President, Cleveland and Wilson. May God grant that this phenomenon will be the future of our country.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar

Then they gave women the vote (in 1916?)......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:27 PM (QGaXH)

258 Piper's tumor was just a rumor.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM


What about her tattoos?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:27 PM (0sNs1)

259 We've had one Forester and one Outback. We've been very happy with both.

One thing - they told us after the fact that if you get a flat tire you need to replace all four to keep the symmetrical all wheel drive in balance.

We haven't had to do that but it's a consideration

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (QGaXH)

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The same applies to any AWD and 4WD vehicles -- which I learned the hard way about 5 years ago.

[Subaru News You Can Use:] "In the early 1990s, facing declining sales, Subaru of America identified lesbians as a lucrative niche demographic, discovering they were four times more likely than average consumers to buy their vehicles. This relationship began with market research in hotspots like Northampton, Massachusetts, and Portland, Oregon, where marketers found that single women—many of whom were lesbians—were drawn to the cars' practicality, reliability, and all-wheel drive capabilities."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:28 PM (+mTA5)

260 Piper's tumor was just a rumor.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM

What about her tattoos?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:27 PM (0sNs1)

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What about her pants at the Texas MoMe?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:28 PM (+mTA5)

261 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester. Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.


*******

If by "amazing" you mean wildly stupid and dumbed down, then yes, welp is right. I rent cars a bunch for work travel and spend 15-20 minutes before leaving the rental lot trying to turn off all that garbage. Like the "safety feature" that grabs the wheel and pulls against you because it thinks you're too stupid to steer, or all the lane and braking alerts etc etc. I can drive safely thanks tho.

Posted by: Steven J at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (hyQrc)

262 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM


Weasel still has one of these! In fact, it's rumored to have one of those dangerous PTOs!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

263 Collins, Murkowski, Tillis and The Turtle all voted against Save America act

Posted by: Skip
......

Senators should not be allowed to vote unless they can do ten push-ups.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (UjdFS)

264
How many of the "racists" are even real at all not just getting paid?
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (YwEeS)

In the khaki/blue photo, probably just one. The guy with the white laces on his Doc Martens. Everyone else is wearing boots in Quantico Brown.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (FkdoK)

265 Wowza. Spencer Pratt got ZERO votes out of a 24,000 ballot drop yesterday. Odds are in the trillions that this could happen. They don't even try to hide the fraud now. Just spit in the face of the voters and laugh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (n5tGW)

266 So the patriot front "white supremacist" guys were paid by the splc. That makes sense.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (0N4FZ)

267 263 Senators should not be allowed to vote unless they can do ten push-ups.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (UjdFS)

=======

Abbot for senator.

He can only do modified pushups, and he can bang those out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (KbEzc)

268 262 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM

Weasel still has one of these! In fact, it's rumored to have one of those dangerous PTOs!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

The Auger accessory is especially, uh, risky, you might say.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:31 PM (Gqar8)

269 242 Counter:

Airplane! Was a shit for shot remake of Zero Hour, so while not original, they still were both edgy and original with the jokes, sight gags.

Now, the Zuckers in their prime ARE a high bar.... even for the Zucker Bros.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (zZu0s)


The Zuckers with Airplane! were helped big-time by Zero Hour being over 20 years old and not a big box office hit. I probably saw it once or twice as a kid on TV - afternoon or after final local news movie - but did not remember it by the time I saw Airplane!.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:31 PM (5rh/l)

270 263
Senators should not be allowed to vote unless they can do ten push-ups.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (UjdFS

And if they have to do them on their knees, their seats better not be in the air and their ankles better not be crossed. Or they fail.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (Dd38x)

271 What about her tattoos?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.......

Those are from her Dark Period.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (UjdFS)

272 Talk about astroturfing geez.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (sUDUf)

273
Michigan's Jocelyn Benson is sitting at the heart of the scandal.

She worked as a volunteer researcher and undercover investigator at the SPLC right after college, and makes an annual trek to the SPLC’s home city of Montgomery, Alabama,
Benson said she researched neo-Nazi and far-right groups at the center, posing as a freelance journalist to uncover the plans of white supremacist leaders and groups.

A girlfriend of disgraced founder Morris Dees, she resigned from the SPLC board when he was ousted.

But she is giving the Sgt. Shultz reply to any knowledge of what was going on.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL)

274 nood - pelly and other cbs commies

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (5rh/l)

275 The Zuckers with Airplane! were helped big-time by Zero Hour being over 20 years old and not a big box office hit. I probably saw it once or twice as a kid on TV - afternoon or after final local news movie - but did not remember it by the time I saw Airplane!.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:31 PM (5rh/l)

They also bought the rights, to make sure they didn't get any IP lawsuits.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (qx7Zg)

276 One of the Popular Front rallies had a local sheriff arrest and cuff all of them and they were demasked sitting on a lawn

Don't know how it turned out. Years ago.
And yes they appear to be Quantico recruits.

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (gVGRq)

277 265 Wowza. Spencer Pratt got ZERO votes out of a 24,000 ballot drop yesterday. Odds are in the trillions that this could happen. They don't even try to hide the fraud now. Just spit in the face of the voters and laugh.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (n5tGW)

NOT a criticism of your comment, at all, but this is so predictable that its’ an assumption.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (Gqar8)

278 Ben I tried again and only get its a invalid email.

I will just bring it up tomorrow on the thread

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:34 PM (Ia/+0)

279
I hope that helps.
Posted by: banana Dream

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That's funny, I was thinking just take it to the intended recipient is the solution. Who knows, it could result in a meet-cute.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:34 PM (n7rxJ)

280 Andrew Johnson was a "War Democrat," a member of the Democratic Party that supported the war against the Confederacy.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 04:34 PM (XMwZJ)

281 I live in Flagstaff AZ - apparently the Subaru center of the universe. Not kidding every second or third car here is a Subaru. It's a leftist enclave of AZ that I'll likely be escaping next year, unless I can start up a Subaru repair shop at which point I'll be so wealthy I'll run for governor and force the brain dead lefties out via Route 66 to Santa Monica.

Posted by: Steven J at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (hyQrc)

282 Skip, I emailed her to double check the address and it worked fine.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (5P5DO)

283 78 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.
Posted by: mnw

The angry mob nullification tactic worked against Chauvin.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (lf2F9)


They also strong-armed the medical examiner, IIRC. There was a lot more going on, but let's set that aside.

Chauvin was convicted, and voting "not guilty" is emotionally different than voting "guilty", so emotional manipulation tactics do not work the same in both directions.

I'm with the defense attorney; the angry, pro-crime protestors are likely to help Karmelo get convicted. Just like Chauvin.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)

284 Wowza. Spencer Pratt got ZERO votes out of a 24,000 ballot drop yesterday. Odds are in the trillions that this could happen. They don't even try to hide the fraud now. Just spit in the face of the voters and laugh.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
.......

If all the votes are for Frog Lady they should be able to count them a lot faster.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

285 billions in Migrant fraud in every state...splc is [funding] the 3k boogieman. fibs are launching kidnapping and entrapment plots.
apparently there are all these govt 'oversight' committees ...what exactly are they over-seeing ? oddly, Oversight are blind to any of the above, but seem to know when *within days* that MY estimated tax payments are off by $74 dollars.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (ADssA)

286 I'm with the defense attorney; the angry, pro-crime protestors are likely to help Karmelo get convicted. Just like Chauvin.
Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)

It’s Texas, not Minnesota.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 04:40 PM (3mtTi)

287 Regarding the Subaru test drive... were you feeling nostalgic for The Indigo Girls?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (cWLG3)

Were they playing K D Lang music at the dealership?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (g8Ew8)

288 261 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester. Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.


*******

If by "amazing" you mean wildly stupid and dumbed down, then yes, welp is right. I rent cars a bunch for work travel and spend 15-20 minutes before leaving the rental lot trying to turn off all that garbage. Like the "safety feature" that grabs the wheel and pulls against you because it thinks you're too stupid to steer, or all the lane and braking alerts etc etc. I can drive safely thanks tho.

*****
yes its really out of control and very stressful to drive these things with all the screens and warnings...some even jam on the brakes for you.
i just rent the cargo van anymore.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (ADssA)

289 did they pay the legal fees of those who got in trouble?


Posted by: Avi at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (ieodf)

290 Trump is back to Walter Reed

Is he being truthful about his health? Is he a liar?

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:30 PM (XFXIk)

291
SPLC is the first "node." It will expand to include other "nodes" as more grand juries issue indictments. Picture a diagram on a wall with lots of pins and colored string.
Developing ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (dtajH)

Don't get my hopes up, Q

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 05:31 PM (zafwz)

292 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg
-----
Yahbut, their nose is so far up your ass that the seats are uncomfortable.
The mic is always on (whether you set it off or not) , it records how fast you're driving, how hard you brake, and how tight you turn. It records all of this and reports back to the company which then sells that data to insurance companies. It knows where you go and how you got there and how long you stayed. It records that and sends it back to the company who sells the data to who knows who - Homeland Security, the Russian Mafaya , the lawyer for the guy who is suing you, your political opponents?
New cars are a major component of The Panoptican

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (ezP9C)

293 BTW, I'm tired of all the Subaru hate here.
I have friends who are big Xena, Warrior Princess fans, and my wife gets hit on by women with crew cuts and flannel shirts, but my Forester is great. The only thing that can stop it is ground clearance problems. I've steered around Jeeps that were stuck on an uphill road.
It's a secondary vehicle now, but at 256k miles, I've got my money out of it. It never left me stuck or stranded.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 06:17 PM (ezP9C)

294 Haven't had time to read all the comments so if I repeat someone's post, my apologies.

Hopefully this grand jury indictment supports RICO charges against SPLC, so that the slimy organization and every single worm working its evil will get tagged for a few years at Club Fed. Anybody know?

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2026 08:40 PM (J7jo9)

295 I do so much for the SPLC without getting paid.
Can I count my racism volunteer hours as a tax deductible gift to a non profit?

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 09:08 PM (ELUAs)

296 Was an SPLC attorney fucking the KKK Klansmen? Also, did any SPLC attorneys or Biden/Obama US attorneys fund riots? We know that race riots were renewed during the Obama Administration, but we did not think Obama had his lackeys fund the riots. Now it looks like he did.

Posted by: wferrin at June 06, 2026 05:40 PM (r2kAV)

May Jobs Report "Unexpectedly" Smashes "Expert" "Expectations"

Good news. Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid.

And inflation is still a problem.


A new jobs report exceeded expectations despite the U.S. economy facing inflation and record debt.

U.S. payrolls rose by 172,000 last month, far above the Dow Jones' 80,000 estimate that CNBC reported Friday. Unemployment remained steady at 4.3%.

"Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance. There are a lot of encouraging signs for the labor market heading into summer. (Unfortunately, inflation is a lot worse)," Navy Federal Credit Union chief economic Heather Long stated in a June 6 X post.

...

This jobs increase follows a period of increased inflation. The cost of everyday goods rose 0.9% in March and 0.6% in April since the start of the Iran War, according to Consumer Price Index data.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM




Comments

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1 More than DOUBLED expectations from the 'experts,' and oh, by the way, last month's numbers got revised UP 97,000.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (Kdi1r)

2 most voters have jobs, so things like inflation and the stock market matter more than job growth politically (as they should)

Posted by: Jose at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (V6W16)

3 Report: 94% of all American jobs created in the past year have gone to women

https://tinyurl.com/3a6hycvy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)

4 "And inflation is still a problem."

Thank you for acknowledging it.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

5 I'm beginning to think these experts are not so expert.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (FxH7T)

6 Nice. Someone got the Gentleman's First.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (bss/y)

7 meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 05, 2026 02:23 PM (w3u3d)

8 Oligachy!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 05, 2026 02:23 PM (PiwSw)

9 "And inflation is still a problem."

Yes, but becoming less so.

Wages kept pace slightly ahead of inflation, so that's moving in the right direction.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:23 PM (Kdi1r)

10 Almost every industry is hiring again except tying a mule dick in a knot.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (Kt19C)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

12 I'm beginning to think these experts are not so expert.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (FxH7T)

Imagine a group made up of 20 Beakers and 20 Elmos. This group would outthink "experts".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (qx7Zg)

13 Washington Nearsider with the First and Gentleman's first.

The Gentleman's First is when someone finds the post empty of comments, but Noods in the previous thread BEFORE commenting and grabbing the first.

I saw Washington Nearsider's nood and then clicked on the post, but still no comments.

This is how it's done folks. Bravo. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (bss/y)

14 Q: Why are statistics like the Spanish Inquisition?
A: Nobody ever exoects them.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (Av6i5)

15 Not sure if you can claim you are an "expert" if every single prediction you make turns out to be wrong. Just sayin......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (0N4FZ)

16 Nice. Someone got the Gentleman's First.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (bss/y)

Now wait just a minute with all that 'Gentleman' talk!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:25 PM (Kdi1r)

17 10. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026

Welp. Guess I better rewrite the old resume.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:25 PM (hftzA)

18 Inflation is being driven by the government conjuring two trillion dollars in spending out of thin air every year. And that is not going to change.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2026 02:26 PM (f0sNM)

19 Welp. Guess I better rewrite the old resume.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:25 PM (hftzA)

Wait...

You have 'tying a mule dick in a knot' on your resume?!

I think that's worse than being dead...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:26 PM (Kdi1r)

20 The cost of everyday goods rose 0.9% in March and 0.6% in April

A bit of deflation would be nice, but that's certainly a better rate than the, what 5% per month inflation? under Biden

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 02:27 PM (vJrRc)

21 So it was the mule that got her? Makes sense.

That's a trick for the fast and young.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:27 PM (bss/y)

22 Ace, if your'e looking for a juicy red-meat post today, this should fill the bill:

Karmelo Anthiony supporters threaten to kill white reporters utside trial courthouse:

https://x.com/AbeTheShinzo/status/2062616298954142177

“We kill crackas!”

“I like the smell of burning flesh!”

“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

23 Willowed?

Anyway, last thread 95.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

Definitely seems like you've made good decisions for your children and yourself, and your family is doing well.

That's what matters. 👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (NFX2v)

24 Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy,"

We're doing our part!

/MSM

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (cGjQu)

25 That little CNBC fella looks like an invisible man punched him in the stomach.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 05, 2026 02:29 PM (k9OZB)

26 Inflation is a problem because the government pours deficit spending into the economy in a flood.

That simple.

The private economy is trying to mop up all that money, in the form of improved productivity, but it is hard because there is just so damn much of it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2026 02:29 PM (8zt2q)

27 Unfortunately I'm on the *seeking* end again as corporate shut down the site I worked at. Hopefully next report I'll be on the *gained* side.

Posted by: Bete at June 05, 2026 02:31 PM (LX4y3)

28 Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy,"

We're doing our part!

/MSM
Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (cGjQu)

AKA The Sour Patch Kids

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 02:32 PM (qx7Zg)

29 Inflation? Gas is $3.26 / gallon today.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:32 PM (qFwJc)

30
That little CNBC fella looks like an invisible man punched him in the stomach.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 05, 2026 02:29 PM (k9OZB)



Wazzup, bitchez.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand of Doom at June 05, 2026 02:32 PM (FkdoK)

31 A lot of economic research lately has focused on "regime uncertainty" as a cause of economic slowdowns. Regime uncertainty is basically when the government keeps changing the rules and businesses, being uncertain how to plan for the future, essentially retreat to their safest plans. Hence you get hiring slowdowns, sometimes recessions, etc.

Regime uncertainty is considered the one of the main causes of the Great Depression (tm). While Hoover's and Roosevelt's policies in and of themselves were bad, it was the constant change of rules that kept businesses behaving ultra-conservatively. With the Supremes ruling on tariffs and the settling in of the Trump administration we've seen a lot less regime uncertainty this year.

Anyway, that's what I believe is one of the reasons for the improvement in hiring.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at June 05, 2026 02:33 PM (+48wn)

32 Let he who does not borrow 40% of what they spend every year cast the first stone.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:33 PM (ZxzYs)

33 Let he who does not borrow 40% of what they spend every year cast the first stone.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:33 PM (ZxzYs)


YEET!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:33 PM (Kdi1r)

34
Whoa.

The new "Fuckaduck" hash is stylin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 02:34 PM (FkdoK)

35 "Let he who does not borrow 40% of what they spend every year cast the first stone."

Puts hand up.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

36 >>> Inflation is a problem because the government pours deficit spending into the economy in a flood.

That simple.

The private economy is trying to mop up all that money, in the form of improved productivity, but it is hard because there is just so damn much of it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2026 02:29 PM (8zt2q)


Also it doesn't help that a lot of that deficit spending is actually being transferred to various warlords in Somalia and other shitholes.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)

37 Greatly overlooked is the fact the biggest gains are in leisure and hospitality.

That doesn’t match the consumer sentiment report, which is garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2026 02:35 PM (OnLUs)

38 Biggest problem with the job market is it's flooded with useless shits. For every good one we hire we have to go through 8 or 10 others.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:35 PM (ZxzYs)

39 "Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid."

I don't think our side has a sour impression of the economy. The Democraps are desperate for us to believe everything sucks, but we don't.

Everything is much better than it was under Biden. Prices are still high, but lower. Taxes and red tape are down, at least a little. Jobs are better and there are more of them for Americans.

Stock market is on fire. Anyone with a 401k or even a little money in the market has seen the brokerage statements. They must smile when they see their money increase each month.

Is there room for improvement? Of course. Gas is still too expensive and interest rates should be lower, among things.

But we are clearly on the right track, I think our side is almost universally optimistic, and all the naysayers in the enemy camps can suck my big phat dick until they choke to death.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

40 Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

You know, if I were a defendant in a murder trial, I would not want supporters that are just openly pro-murder. People might wonder why, if I'm innocent, that's the kind of people attracted to my cause.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM (Sy6m/)

41
>>except tech and finance

==============

Tech I MIGHT get, but why finance? Because it's half tech?

By the way, those tech people know how to make noise. Watching youtube, you get the impression that no one can find work anywhere. And it really does seem that there are 1000+ applicants for every opening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM (n7rxJ)

42 Wait...

You have 'tying a mule dick in a knot' on your resume?!

I think that's worse than being dead...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:26 PM (Kdi1r)

It was just too easy of a shot. I couldn’t help it. lol.

But we all know my resume is not in circulation. Heck, I am not even consulting anymore. I just get to play at my studio. I would probably be in a world of hurt if I had to get a real job right now, I have been out of the game a long time.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:37 PM (hftzA)

43
cpys8



Damned Joos and their corporations, being corporationy and doing corporation things.

OOGA BOOGAH OOGAH!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 02:37 PM (FkdoK)

44 52,000 new jobs in state government. Hooray?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2026 02:38 PM (OnLUs)

45 39 Biggest problem with the job market is it's flooded with useless shits. For every good one we hire we have to go through 8 or 10 others.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:35 PM

This.

We're running at about a 1 in 6 good to useless ratio.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 02:39 PM (OkYzo)

46 no one can find work anywhere. And it really does seem that there are 1000+ applicants for every opening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM (n7rxJ)

This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Buggy whip union local 3 at June 05, 2026 02:39 PM (ZxzYs)

47
Unfortunately I'm on the *seeking* end again as corporate shut down the site I worked at. Hopefully next report I'll be on the *gained* side.
Posted by: Bete

============

Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)

48 "For every good one we hire we have to go through 8 or 10 others."

"We're running at about a 1 in 6 good to useless ratio."

What jobs are you guys hiring for, and where do I apply?

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

49 You have 'tying a mule dick in a knot' on your resume?!

The Festus gambit.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:41 PM (Kt19C)

50 I am hiring another instructor or two!

You can’t live off the wages, it’s just spending money. But it’s flexible and the team is AMAZING!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (hftzA)

51
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Buggy whip union local 3

================

lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (n7rxJ)

52 Report: 94% of all American jobs created in the past year have gone to women
Oh yeah? Are you a biologist?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (/jglT)

53

Honestly, I would rather they not hire anyone than hire foreigners. We're overfull already, having trouble assimilating the ones already here, can't take any more. As long as tech is openly discriminating against the native born, I'm rooting against them.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:43 PM (Sy6m/)

54 Didn't we need 250k jobs a month to keep even with population growth during the Obama years? Am I misremembering that, or is there another reason sub 200k is considered good?

Posted by: Methos at June 05, 2026 02:43 PM (vSvIl)

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:44 PM (Sy6m/)

56 54 Didn't we need 250k jobs a month to keep even with population growth during the Obama years? Am I misremembering that, or is there another reason sub 200k is considered good?
Posted by: Methos at June 05, 2026 02:43 PM (vSvIl)

We have reduced our population growth greatly...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)

57 My place is hiring. Tech,... ish. Aerospace defense. engineering. It actually surprised me when I heard. "People want to work here? Oh wait, I said that out loud didn't I?"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:44 PM (3uBP9)

58 I am hiring another instructor or two!

You can’t live off the wages, it’s just spending money. But it’s flexible and the team is AMAZING!

Posted by: Piper
_______

Your workers' comp better be paid up if you hire any of us geezers.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (XvL8K)

59 45 39 Biggest problem with the job market is it's flooded with useless shits. For every good one we hire we have to go through 8 or 10 others.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:35 PM

This.

We're running at about a 1 in 6 good to useless ratio.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 02:39 PM (OkYzo)


Is this in simply human characteristics like showing up on time not obviously hung over with Mom and Dad coming in to make sure the workplace is safe?

Or is it a skills discrepancy?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (Sco7b)

60 Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."


they will - or similar new entities will - after the restructuring.

tech and fin overhired LIKE CRAZY

it will be fine. "creative destruction" needs to happen. a lot of rot needs to clear.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)

61 The internals are interesting.

-- 70k of the added jobs were "hospitality" (restaurants, bars, vacation destination, etc). That's encouraging on a larger scale because presumably it means those doing the hiring for these jobs are expecting busy summer travel and recreational spending.

-- On the downside, local government added 55k. These are taxpayer funded, not private sector demand. We need to shop government to the bone, not expand it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

62 57 My place is hiring. Tech,... ish. Aerospace defense. engineering. It actually surprised me when I heard. "People want to work here? Oh wait, I said that out loud didn't I?"
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:44 PM (3uBP9)

So, government funded? That's the tech that is hiring - dept of war spending, dept of homeland spending, etc...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (tOcjL)

63 "We're running at about a 1 in 6 good to useless ratio."

I am 70. I used to write embedded system software for data communications. After all the drama in my life, and being a shitty golfer such that I want to quit, I want to find employment. No. Menial work won't do. I don't want to write software again. I need to get busy. But what?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:46 PM (qFwJc)

64 they will - or similar new entities will - after the restructuring.

tech and fin overhired LIKE CRAZY

it will be fine. "creative destruction" needs to happen. a lot of rot needs to clear.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)

Problem is tech and finance are middle to upper middle class jobs that support families.

Hospitality jobs are minimum and low wage jobs that do not.

We really kinda need the former to get back on track, not just the latter...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 02:47 PM (tOcjL)

65 Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)


Nice important H1-B's your company have there.

They must be incredibly important and skilled for the new 2027 $250,000 a person fee on each and every one of them.

/dreaming mode off

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 02:47 PM (Sco7b)

66 >Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)

I'm retiring at the end of July. Likely consulting a few hours a week until the end of the year. My company is quietly slashing capex budgets and reducing new hire headcount by half. Glad I'm almost out of the machine.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 05, 2026 02:47 PM (Ys9p5)

67
Overheated economy!!!

*jumps out window*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 02:48 PM (O0L8i)

68 Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)

Me too. Manufacturing side of it. We will be hiring around 2000 people over the next year.

What jobs are you guys hiring for, and where do I apply?
Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

My company is world wide but the division I work for is in the Reno/Carson City area. We hire through temp agencies. Well have shipping, recieving, QA, Rework, Machinist, Operator, Sawmen, CNC, IT.... Everything.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:48 PM (ZxzYs)

69 This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Buggy whip union local 3

================

lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (n7rxJ)
_______

Drastic over-hiring and a bubble in STEM education. Not to mention the foreign invaders. A correction was inevitable and probably good for the long run.

Every industry has periods of over-hiring and over-education, followed by a correction. Tech has been mostly immune to this because it's been on a tear for years.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

70 Tech I MIGHT get, but why finance? Because it's half tech?

By the way, those tech people know how to make noise. Watching youtube, you get the impression that no one can find work anywhere. And it really does seem that there are 1000+ applicants for every opening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM


Finance is losing jobs because ai can run a mortgage in about 1/1,000 the time a broker can do it in. And it's accuracy rate is beyond anything a human can accomplish.


I wish it wasn't true but that's where we are at this time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 02:48 PM (0N4FZ)

71 "We hire through temp agencies."

Which ones do you recommend?

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

72 Genie is out of the bottle. While inflation may decrease incrementally....the prices for goods and services rarely (very rarely) go down relative to an inflation drop.

The only real thing that lowers prices overall is competition between manufacturers ( and retailers). In other words...capitalism.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 02:49 PM (dIske)

73 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at June 05, 2026 02:49 PM (dqKQJ)

74 One of my brilliant sons told me "H1B is dead. AI can do their work. " He is smarter than me.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (qFwJc)

75 OT
I gotta say this, but I have new computer and am not logged in anywhere so I will say it here.

A lot of comments around the net about the carmel anthony trial and the protesters.

No one understands that they are paid for by the defense, and their goal is jury tampering -- to create the impression that there are masses of people outside, angry people, protesting that he is innocent. They are attempting nullification. Paid by defense and probably NGOs. This needs to be investigated by DOJ.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (lf2F9)

76 The entire hiring process is fucked up. It’s AI bots writing resumes which are then read by other AI bots. There are now AI interviews. And if you do happen to pass those, there are 4 or 5 additional rounds of interviews. Only be to be told 6 weeks later the role is on pause or an internal candidate was hired.

If you have ‘t been in the market in the past 5-7ish years it’s an entirely different world than what you experienced. Much like dating today vs 10 years ago. It’s insane.


Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tNkpt)

77 Unfortunately, shrinkflation is still a thing.

The poptarts I've eaten over the years (yeah, yeah, shaddup!) are recently noticeably shorter than they used to be. And at our Walmart shopping expedition last weekend, the Gain detergent we use went from 88 fl. oz. to 81 while claiming the product is cheaper. I need to dig out some old receipts, but I'd lay a $20 on the counter than the savings are not commensurate with the shrinkage.

Folks notice this stuff while they're shopping and it won't help the administration.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 02:51 PM (/HDaX)

78
GFY yourself sid.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 02:51 PM (x4yF4)

79 5 years max for Our Precious Foreigners smuggling 113 vials of an untreatable virus into the country.

Aren't they precious?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 02:51 PM (BI5O2)

80 " Un-skilled People need to work multiple jobs to afford Trump's economy. Things are very bleak.

Learn a trade. Mary Tiles Texas.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (qFwJc)

81
If you have ‘t been in the market in the past 5-7ish years it’s an entirely different world than what you experienced. Much like dating today vs 10 years ago. It’s insane.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tNkpt)

____________

What's "dating"?


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)

82 Sawmen ride to work on sawhorses.

Posted by: banana Dream - and paid in sawbucks at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (3uBP9)

83 Tech I MIGHT get, but why finance? Because it's half tech?

By the way, those tech people know how to make noise. Watching youtube, you get the impression that no one can find work anywhere. And it really does seem that there are 1000+ applicants for every opening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM
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Big over-hire in finance the last few years, especially in areas not known to be big finance hubs. And lots of H1Bs in that mix. Finance is crawling with Indians, Asians, Africans, etc. So without knowing exactly which finance jobs were affected, and where, it's hard to know what to make of it all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

84 This is with interior deportations at the highest levels they've ever been, keeping us on the verge of net-out migration.

And new H1-B's crashing 80%.

These are good numbers. Probably great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 02:53 PM (KbEzc)

85 Which ones do you recommend?
Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

I'm permanent hired (finally) the one I went through sucked. The name I keep hearing from all these new-hires that clog up the parking lot every Monday is employnet.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:53 PM (ZxzYs)

86 "Folks notice this stuff while they're shopping"

And when they get their healthcare bills. And prop tax assessments. And insurance premium bills. And when they're looking for a new car. A new home or apartment. Etc.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:53 PM (Jr5Lq)

87 Crude oil is dipping below $80/bbl. No idea what is happening in Iran anymore, the ceasefire and negotiations and Hormuz are near impossible to follow or believe. Yet crude is dropping.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (GUOwU)

88 lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (n7rxJ)

I am/was a software engineer. I can keep huge systems in my head, and often isolate issues to the correct subsystem before trying to reproduce it. AI reduces my effectiveness.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (qx7Zg)

89 "The name I keep hearing from all these new-hires that clog up the parking lot every Monday is employnet."

Thanks! I will check it out, although if they are sending you so many bad hires, you'll prolly stop using them soon.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (Jr5Lq)

90 83 Big over-hire in finance the last few years, especially in areas not known to be big finance hubs. And lots of H1Bs in that mix. Finance is crawling with Indians, Asians, Africans, etc. So without knowing exactly which finance jobs were affected, and where, it's hard to know what to make of it all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

=======

https://x.com/AndrewKolvet/status/
2062610823013707981

Why won't anyone think of the H1-Bs who are leaving at such a high rate that Dallas' real estate economy is seeing contraction and deflation?!

Also, Trump's not doing anything about housing costs!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (KbEzc)

91 Report: 94% of all American jobs created in the past year have gone to women

https://tinyurl.com/3a6hycvy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)
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OnlyFans must be rocking!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

92 #75 more
They are aggressive toward anyone who approaches. They are loud and incoherent. They are paid thugs. The defense went around and hired the most violent and angry people and I would not be surprised if they all get a bonus if the jury hangs.

They did the same at the Chauvin trial to get the jury to find him guilty. There are probably more I can't think of. This a big problem This has to be nipped in the bud.

What to do? Can't send water cannons of National Guard, as that would only feed the goal of creating a scene. They need to be investigated and find some law that justifies arresting them for tampering (and their funders) and putting them in graybar for 30 days.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 02:55 PM (lf2F9)

93 I am 70. I used to write embedded system software for data communications. After all the drama in my life, and being a shitty golfer such that I want to quit, I want to find employment. No. Menial work won't do. I don't want to write software again. I need to get busy. But what?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:46 PM (qFwJc)


Look of Fiverr, ask AI to summarize what the best-paying gigs are for skills similar to yours. You might not need formal employment at all, but the alternative is unfortunately dealing with people yourself.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:56 PM (Sy6m/)

94 OT - great piece by Chadwick Moore in the NY Post exposing the young DSA operatives behind the scenes:


https://tinyurl.com/jjts3kp4

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 02:57 PM (kX27y)

95 I’ve been casually looking for the last 3-4 months. I’ve been ghosted by recruiters, stood up by hiring managers at scheduled interviews. I’ve had recruiters contact me directly then after an hour conversation they sent me a link to apply via their ATS which of course just sends the resume into a black box never to be seen again.
My favorite is I got a “thanks but no thanks” email for a job I applied for in 2022 LOL.

It’s a miracle anyone gets hired in this landscape.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 02:57 PM (tNkpt)

96 87 Crude oil is dipping below $80/bbl. No idea what is happening in Iran anymore, the ceasefire and negotiations and Hormuz are near impossible to follow or believe. Yet crude is dropping.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (GUOwU)

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Kuwait announced it's building a new pipeline.

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2062952317725343970

Iraq is going to triple oil exports in the next few months.

https://t.co/bMbhmzCVex

The Gulf States are hardening and expanding strait alternatives, all while demand destruction has hit hard in Africa and China and overproduction that started more than a month ago is outpacing the declined demand.

The negotiations are theater for political purposes and don't matter on the ground. What matters is the Gulf States and the rest of the world finding workarounds all while Iran has culled all of its chickens and will be facing nationwide malnutrition from lack of protein in weeks with 25% inflation per week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (KbEzc)

97 I'm beginning to think these experts are not so expert.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM

*Never*
think that!

Posted by: Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize in Economics winner at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (0sNs1)

98 I practically ran out into the street and cheered when Sid said something half stupid.
That was once. Over a week ago.
Probably the last time that happened was when he brought home a test where he'd scored 55%. A true-or-false test.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (kj+jH)

99 What's "dating"?

I had a recent experience with that. It was great for 3 weeks. Then it turned horribly bad.

Never going to do that again.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (qFwJc)

100 88 lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (n7rxJ)

Cost of living also plays a role here. Few college kids are going to graduate into a low level career type job that makes them enough money to support themselves within weeks. My kid is now fully supporting herself after a year on her job (car purchase/car insurance/car tax taken over as of this month - hurray!), but she still pays me way below market rent for housing, with the goal that she'll be moving out at 28-29 and buying a townhome/condo that she can afford with all her savings (b/c she could not pay a full rental fee right now, or probably until she gets 2-3 promotions, let alone buy an attached house here without a few years to max save)...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (tOcjL)

101
AI reduces my effectiveness.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

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Is it doing the work of entry-level engineers though? I'm getting a very dark impression of employment in tech right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

102 95 It's been like that since at least 1990. Applicants have to be at their very best, open kimono, while the recruiters treat them like crap. You give respect, you get the back of their hands.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

103

Jobs? WTH is a job?

We are living off you white people who pay taxes.

Life is good.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (x4yF4)

104 “Strong"?
> Nonfarm payrolls increased by 172,000 jobs last ​month
These numbers were called anemic under Biden. And they’re down from April (179,000 added)

70k of those jobs were restaurants and bars. Local government added 55k, taxpayer funded, not private sector demand. Financial activities lost 22k and is down 107k since May 2025. Transportation down 92k from its peak.

Imagine uncritically reporting BLS numbers after a Commissioner was fired for revising them down lol. Thanks for your "reporting" reuters

Who the hell is traveling that the Leisure and hospitality jobs are up? People can't afford to travel. And personal experience in my area - I can say that hotels aren't filled and local attractions aren't very busy.
So let's assume this is true, what the hell is going on?
They are basically saying: Leisure and hospitality led all sectors while gas prices are wicked high and nobody can afford life. Make it make sense.

I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)

105 Siege warfare for the win!

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (qFwJc)

106 Report: 94% of all American jobs created in the past year have gone to women

Maybe I should start wearing a skirt.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (kj+jH)

107 104 70k of those jobs were restaurants and bars. Local government added 55k, taxpayer funded, not private sector demand. Financial activities lost 22k and is down 107k since May 2025. Transportation down 92k from its peak.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)

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I wonder how particular these people were about the number of government jobs in Biden's jobs reports.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (KbEzc)

108 lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.


aw I wish mine were

they somehow all got employed

and apartments, which I mean ... I have the space? save money?

is it me?

lol

anyway I dunno here in PA things are pretty hot with STEM and engineering and getting hotter as Manufacturing keeps growing and we also have energy ... it's all right

I'm busy and should not be posting. I didn't think I'd be still working so much!

and AI just helps me. it force multiplies me. lol take some time with that thought

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (j+aD2)

109 If you have ‘t been in the market in the past 5-7ish years it’s an entirely different world than what you experienced. Much like dating today vs 10 years ago. It’s insane.


Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tNkpt)

Can confirm.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (Kdi1r)

110 104 I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)

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The funny thing is, the revisions of the past two months went up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (KbEzc)

111 I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.


oh yeah the revisions that always get revised up?

dumbass

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (j+aD2)

112 ..."dating"? I had a recent experience with that. It was great for 3 weeks. Then it turned horribly bad.

We warned you about the One Wish Willow, but noooo

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (kj+jH)

113 OnlyFans must be rocking!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
____________________

Which coincides with Face Filter programs, and in some extreme cases, wide-angle camera lenses.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

114 Is this in simply human characteristics like showing up on time not obviously hung over with Mom and Dad coming in to make sure the workplace is safe?

Or is it a skills discrepancy?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM

It's both. People with skills but have little experience using them in the real world, and people who can't follow simple rules like staying off your phones, or having to have ear buds in your ears like your life has to have a soundtrack playing at all times.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (OkYzo)

115 Big over-hire in finance the last few years, especially in areas not known to be big finance hubs. And lots of H1Bs in that mix. Finance is crawling with Indians, Asians, Africans, etc. So without knowing exactly which finance jobs were affected, and where, it's hard to know what to make of it all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

=======

https://x.com/AndrewKolvet/status/
2062610823013707981

Why won't anyone think of the H1-Bs who are leaving at such a high rate that Dallas' real estate economy is seeing contraction and deflation?!

Also, Trump's not doing anything about housing costs!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (KbEzc)
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Also: new FHA loan regulations made it harder (but not impossible) for foreigners to get mortgages.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

116 "and AI just helps me. it force multiplies me."

It saves me time on every tech problem I apply it to.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

117 Crude oil is dipping below $80/bbl. No idea what is happening in Iran anymore, the ceasefire and negotiations and Hormuz are near impossible to follow or believe. Yet crude is dropping.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (GUOwU)

The Iran situation will be less of a deal as it goes on. At some point shipping will divert to safer ports and sources and the demand will be filled.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (8avO+)

118 115
Also: new FHA loan regulations made it harder (but not impossible) for foreigners to get mortgages.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

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"H1-B isn't a permanent residency visa. No, you can't have a 30 year loan on a visa that maxes out at 6 years."
-common sense

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (KbEzc)

119 Also: new FHA loan regulations made it harder (but not impossible) for foreigners to get mortgages.


how on earth are visa holders getting MORTGAGES!!!!

has to end what insanity

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (j+aD2)

120 I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)

Good idea.

May's numbers were just revised UP 97,000.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (Kdi1r)

121
Kuwait announced it's building a new pipeline.

===============

Should have been done ages ago. This is clearly a result of Trump's putting an end to kick-the-can.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (n7rxJ)

122 102 95 It's been like that since at least 1990. Applicants have to be at their very best, open kimono, while the recruiters treat them like crap. You give respect, you get the back of their hands.
Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

In the 00s and I to the mid 10s I switched jobs every 2-3 years. The process was straight forward, apply 2 maybe 3 round of interviews, get hired or get rejected. Maybe 3 weeks tops for end to end.
It never took me more than 6ish weeks to find something.

Something happened in the late 2010s and this straightforward process got blown up.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (tNkpt)

123 What's "dating"?

I had a recent experience with that. It was great for 3 weeks. Then it turned horribly bad.

Never going to do that again.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (qFwJc)
________

Don't tell her to rub the lotion on the skin ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

124 The funny thing is, the revisions of the past two months went up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM


Unlike those heady days of Brandon's yore, when they always went down.

* wistful smile *

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at June 05, 2026 03:04 PM (0sNs1)

125 It's both. People with skills but have little experience using them in the real world, and people who can't follow simple rules like staying off your phones, or having to have ear buds in your ears like your life has to have a soundtrack playing at all times.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (OkYzo)

Interesting. Thank you.

My late mother loved Raymond btw. Some very funny episodes - like Marie's sculpture - but too much screaming for my tastes.

Great nic...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:04 PM (Sco7b)

126 What I think the US needs is more government jobs, that way the labor market will look awesome. What’s that you say, government jobs have been rolled back. Gee, I wonder why the monthly jobs numbers are lower? Let’s go back to the Biden wys and add 100,000 new IRS agents. Maybe a few thousand elsewhere.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 05, 2026 03:04 PM (2NHgQ)

127 117 Crude oil is dipping below $80/bbl. No idea what is happening in Iran anymore, the ceasefire and negotiations and Hormuz are near impossible to follow or believe. Yet crude is dropping.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (GUOwU)

The Iran situation will be less of a deal as it goes on. At some point shipping will divert to safer ports and sources and the demand will be filled.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (8avO+)

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All of that has already happened.

11.5 million of the 20 million barrels that went out through the strait were replaced within days (pipelines like the Saudi pipeline that went from 500,000 a day to 7 million + per day, for example).

It's now common for tankers to go around the Saudi Arabia and pick up oil over there rather than dealing with the Oman Gulf, much less the strait.

All while Venezuela has tripled its oil exports (under American ownership again).

In fact, it's been going on so long, that the bubble from it is already deflating. American exports have been declining for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:05 PM (KbEzc)

128 Something happened in the late 2010s and this straightforward process got blown up.
Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (tNkpt)


Once you get to a certain age, employers stop hiring.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:05 PM (/HDaX)

129 AI reduces my effectiveness.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

===============

Is it doing the work of entry-level engineers though? I'm getting a very dark impression of employment in tech right now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

Personally, I doubt it. My take is it can deal with basic scripting and report generation, but I wouldn't trust it in fields where I've worked since 2005 - hospitals and senior care.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 03:06 PM (qx7Zg)

130 121
Kuwait announced it's building a new pipeline.

===============

Should have been done ages ago. This is clearly a result of Trump's putting an end to kick-the-can.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (n7rxJ)

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Infrastructure is expensive, and inertia won out.

Until it didn't, and Iran was blocking revenue and even attacking Kuwaiti airports.

Then the governing economic philosophy went from "go along to get along" to "fuck Iran, we're not dealing with those inbred terrorists anymore."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:06 PM (KbEzc)

131 The experts should one time predict like a 500,000 job gain and then all the headlines can say a deflated Trump fails expectations with a shitty in comparison 250,000 jobs report.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:06 PM (Fyaxu)

132 "Once you get to a certain age, employers stop hiring."

I wish I had learned that before I got old.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 03:07 PM (Jr5Lq)

133 126 What I think the US needs is more government jobs, that way the labor market will look awesome. What’s that you say, government jobs have been rolled back. Gee, I wonder why the monthly jobs numbers are lower? Let’s go back to the Biden wys and add 100,000 new IRS agents. Maybe a few thousand elsewhere.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 05, 2026 03:04 PM (2NHgQ)

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Deportations is the big item that no one talks about.

3 million have been deported (voluntarily and involuntarily) since the start of Trump's term.

If 2/3 of those are job holders of some kind, that's 2 million over 12 months, which is 160,000 jobs per month gone. If only half, it's 100,000 per month gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:07 PM (KbEzc)

134
"H1-B isn't a permanent residency visa. No, you can't have a 30 year loan on a visa that maxes out at 6 years."
-common sense
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==============

You'd think a bank would think this way. I know that bail bondsmen do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (n7rxJ)

135 Energy prices go up everything else goes up. Even a fool can understand that.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (4Pn+V)

136 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (Ia/+0)

137
It's been like that since at least 1990. Applicants have to be at their very best, open kimono, while the recruiters treat them like crap. You give respect, you get the back of their hands.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

_____________

20 years ago, you applied for a job and got either an interview or a polite rejection. By the time I stopped 5 years ago, I was lucky if I got an acknowledgement that I applied.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (O0L8i)

138 Nobody would trust AI with their field.

Hell ask an AI expert if he would trust AI to do his job.

There's your answer.

Doesn't mean it doesn't have its uses. Overall I like it. I have high expectations for the future.

But there's a lot of Gell-Mann with it. The moment you get into something you know about, AI kinda sucks.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (Fyaxu)

139 134
You'd think a bank would think this way. I know that bail bondsmen do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (n7rxJ)

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Subsidizing loses and regulatory capture create particular incentive structures unrelated to profits by traditional means.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (KbEzc)

140 Deportations is the big item that no one talks about.

3 million have been deported (voluntarily and involuntarily) since the start of Trump's term.

If 2/3 of those are job holders of some kind, that's 2 million over 12 months, which is 160,000 jobs per month gone. If only half, it's 100,000 per month gone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:07 PM (KbEzc)

Not quite - job holders paid under the table never counted...and a LOT of those folks would fit those categories...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (tOcjL)

141 Gas in se Pa has dropped some, seeing $4.20

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (Ia/+0)

142 anyway I dunno here in PA things are pretty hot with STEM and engineering and getting hotter as Manufacturing keeps growing and we also have energy ... it's all right

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (j+aD2)

A local small manufacturing place is getting consolidated to its Philly location. Sucks for local workers, but tracks with what you're saying.

Posted by: pookysgirl, semi-related to two workers at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (Wt5PA)

143 he experts should one time predict like a 500,000 job gain and then all the headlines can say a deflated Trump fails expectations with a shitty in comparison 250,000 jobs report.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:06 PM


Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (0sNs1)

144 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (Ia/+0)


Most excellent. You get your truck fixed?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (/HDaX)

145 Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid.

====

The economy is doing extremely well, and people who know about such things say that all indicators are very good. ME stuff had minimal impact and is already absorbed into the markets, stock and bond both. Infrastructure investment are through the roof, AI scare is all it is , a scare, it is creating more entry level jobs not less. I think "the public" surveys are all fake, the Ds are trying to build a narrative ahead of mid-terms cause they have nothing else. Trump and co, better get on top of these nasty lies and build their own narrative.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)

146
Gas was 3.45 here yesterday. It was 3.89 a month ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (O0L8i)

147 20 years ago, you applied for a job and got either an interview or a polite rejection. By the time I stopped 5 years ago, I was lucky if I got an acknowledgement that I applied.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (O0L8i)

Acknowledgments have stopped (at least when my daughter was looking 12 months ago).

Funny enough, she got hired the old school way = showed up in person at a hiring event. She was the only one hired at her event.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (tOcjL)

148 Good news. Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid.

====

Remember, months is forever in politics.

Except for gas prices.

Those are forever.

Or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (KbEzc)

149 Pretty easy to be successful in America's economy. Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need. But most people are stupid, selfish and greedy, so they buy a new SUV, drive around to Walmart buying junk while eating out and getting fat from Starbuck's sugary children's drinks and hoping the government will pay for their Ozempic.

Posted by: Mr. Lebowski at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (z20w/)

150 One reason for slow job hires in tech field (and probably others) is AI generated resumes or CV's.

HR is totally bogged down in the tech world, at least, per my son who was laid off from a software job but has a new one.

They are now hiring people with AI experience to help weed this mess out. Unreal.

I guess, however, since Congress critters got away with fake resumes and stolen valor, it is normal in DC.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (WONhk)

151 146
Gas was 3.45 here yesterday. It was 3.89 a month ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (O0L8i)

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RBOB (gas futures) have been declining for a couple of weeks.

Hovering over $3 for about a week, but it'll break under that soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (KbEzc)

152 By the way:

In the United States, "full employment" does not mean zero unemployment. It refers to a theoretical maximum employment rate where the economy is operating without generating unwelcome inflation. Economists and the Federal Reserve typically estimate this natural, healthy rate of unemployment to be in the range of 4.0 to 4.5%.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (5rh/l)

153 Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid.

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The economy is doing extremely well, and people who know about such things say that all indicators are very good. ME stuff had minimal impact and is already absorbed into the markets, stock and bond both. Infrastructure investment are through the roof, AI scare is all it is , a scare, it is creating more entry level jobs not less. I think "the public" surveys are all fake, the Ds are trying to build a narrative ahead of mid-terms cause they have nothing else. Trump and co, better get on top of these nasty lies and build their own narrative.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)
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Agree, see my comment above

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

154
Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need.

__________

*looks with irritation at RV*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (O0L8i)

155 153 Agree, see my comment above

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

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We're at the point where leftists are arguing about McJobs, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)

156 20 years ago, you applied for a job and got either an interview or a polite rejection. By the time I stopped 5 years ago, I was lucky if I got an acknowledgement that I applied.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (O0L8i)

That’s a bingo!

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (tNkpt)

157 154 *looks with irritation at RV*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (O0L8i)

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"Oh, you know we needed it."
-Younger Hadrian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)

158 Pop star Madonna posted a video of herself crawling around on all fours in front of her toilet whilst letting her breasts hang out of her dress, and smoking a cigarette, for her Pride Month message.

In other news, today is National Donut Day.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (0sNs1)

159 140 Deportations is the big item that no one talks about.

3 million have been deported (voluntarily and involuntarily) since the start of Trump's term.

If 2/3 of those are job holders of some kind, that's 2 million over 12 months, which is 160,000 jobs per month gone. If only half, it's 100,000 per month gone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:07 PM (KbEzc)

Not quite - job holders paid under the table never counted...and a LOT of those folks would fit those categories...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (tOcjL)

If they're not on payroll their wages can't be deducted.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (okun6)

160 "Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need."

Like a Lamborghini?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

161 Agree, see my comment above
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)


don't tell me what to do! you are not my supervisor!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

162 "11.5 million of the 20 million barrels that went out through the strait were replaced within days (pipelines like the Saudi pipeline that went from 500,000 a day to 7 million + per day, for example).

It's now common for tankers to go around the Saudi Arabia and pick up oil over there rather than dealing with the Oman Gulf, much less the strait.

All while Venezuela has tripled its oil exports (under American ownership again).

In fact, it's been going on so long, that the bubble from it is already deflating. American exports have been declining for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"


I have to laugh about all the "experts" I heard claiming just a week or two ago that even if the war ended today and Hormuz opened it would take until the end of the year for supplies to normalize and prices drop significantly. I had to roll my eyes at that, I doubt it would take 60 days. They may even return to below $70/with the current status quo.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM (GUOwU)

163 In the United States, "full employment" does not mean zero unemployment. It refers to a theoretical maximum employment rate where the economy is operating without generating unwelcome inflation. Economists and the Federal Reserve typically estimate this natural, healthy rate of unemployment to be in the range of 4.0 to 4.5%.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (5rh/l)

NAIRU!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM (Kdi1r)

164
Gas price here in SW Wyoming is $4.50 a gallon .

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (x4yF4)

165 Pop star Madonna
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Ummm

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (Fyaxu)

166
"Oh, you know we needed it."
-Younger Hadrian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)

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Who's this "we"? I didn't need it. But I have the backbone of a banana.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (O0L8i)

167 162 I have to laugh about all the "experts" I heard claiming just a week or two ago that even if the war ended today and Hormuz opened it would take until the end of the year for supplies to normalize and prices drop significantly. I had to roll my eyes at that, I doubt it would take 60 days. They may even return to below $70/with the current status quo.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM (GUOwU)

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What if I told you oil experts are a combination of bulls who desperately want their calls to pay off and paid off oil men who are just trying to get people to buy energy stocks?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (KbEzc)

168 don't tell me what to do! you are not my supervisor!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM


I don't get it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (0sNs1)

169 144 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (Ia/+0)

Most excellent. You get your truck fixed?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (/HDaX)


Nevermind, you said that was next Monday.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:16 PM (/HDaX)

170 I forgot McJobs. It's of a piece with Funemployment, and Julia becoming a beat poet or whatever, as a path to self-actualization.

Every time, their message to their voters is: "WORK IS FOR THE SLAVES."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 03:16 PM (BI5O2)

171 If gas can get back to around 2.50 and stay that way, then people will feel better about the baked in inflation that the Biden regime and the COVID Op gifted us.

The Administration can't really do much about the world wide labor reorg that's happening vis-a-vis AI and other measures being taken.

My wife's friend is still looking for a logistics job after being fired over 6 months ago.

And the thing is, she has been sending out resumes by the truck load, but only a handful of interviews.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)

172 Pop star Madonna posted a video of herself crawling around on all fours in front of her toilet whilst letting her breasts hang out of her dress, and smoking a cigarette, for her Pride Month message.

In other news, today is National Donut Day.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (0sNs1)
________

Well, at least this old whore understands what "pride month" is all about: sick, perverted sex that involves toilets and shit and piss -- and tetanus shots.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

173 CME finally got here, a day late. Don Faraday cages, and check the integrity of your grounding.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

174 Funny enough, she got hired the old school way = showed up in person at a hiring event. She was the only one hired at her event.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (tOcjL)
******
The best way, now, is a personal recommendation to a company. This opens windows if you can do this.

As a RN I got hired for any job I applied to. The last job, within the med center who knew me well, was weird. I was fleeing from a horrid job (workman's comp...that I took for the job share to have long weekends to fly to see my dying father). It was idiotic.

They did not want me to leave and I applied for a job I'd already held over a decade prior. Interview went well. My experience was much more than most nurses. I did not get the job, the only one in 3 decades. I was well known and highly respected by docs and all.

Why? Because of inter-hospital crap and a bad verbal recommendation from the fat manager who was not a RN.

The result? I quit nursing and cheered as one thing I don't do is play with mean girls or take BS from anyone. I was mainly supplementing our income for our college kids and they were done.

Loud cheers as I patched outta there for the last time in my gold sports car.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (WONhk)

175 There is talk that all anti-AI scares are coming from overseas, Russia, China (most likely), Turkey, Qatar, whatever, who are pushing this anti-AI nonsense to their favorite "scarefluencers" , and are meant to cause trouble, slow US down. Russia and China especially are fully aware of what tremendous push forward AI can bring. Kinda like the great green scare with so called environmentalists who were funded by Roosha/China.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

176 I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)


Huh. Why didn't I hear Karine John-Peter or Big Joe himself ever say this while touting humongous monthly job gains during Joe's regime? I wonder why they didn't?

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (5rh/l)

177 "Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need."

Like a Lamborghini?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
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At least that serves a relatively useful purpose...

WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?

I guess I'll never run out of coasters or bookmarks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (gnNyN)

178 176 Huh. Why didn't I hear Karine John-Peter or Big Joe himself ever say this while touting humongous monthly job gains during Joe's regime? I wonder why they didn't?

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (5rh/l)

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The vast majority of those job went to foreigners.

Biden was also giving out SSNs like candy. Not to mention illegals stealing SSNs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (KbEzc)

179

DURING PRIDE MONTH???


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (och2J)

180 177 At least that serves a relatively useful purpose...

WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?

I guess I'll never run out of coasters or bookmarks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (gnNyN)

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You could play Magic the Gathering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (KbEzc)

181 Well, at least this old whore understands what "pride month" is all about: sick, perverted sex that involves toilets and shit and piss -- and tetanus shots.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

*****************
Not only an old and disgusting whore, but I really believe she's demonic and evil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (WONhk)

182 Gas price here in SW Wyoming is $4.50 a gallon .

Gas here was, until this Tuesday (I noted it because it was unexpected), $4.50. Tuesday it fell to $4.00.

I don't know if that will continue, but that's almost as much as it was at it's highest during the Biden error. $4.50 was HIGHER than it ever got during Biden, which is a problem.

It needs to drop precipitously for people to not feel it before the midterms.

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (GfWuY)

183 "Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need."

Like a Lamborghini?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
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At least that serves a relatively useful purpose...

WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?

I guess I'll never run out of coasters or bookmarks...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (gnNyN)
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You could play the game with a few thousand people and make a run at Guinness?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

184 DURING PRIDE MONTH???


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (och2J)


It's never not PRIDE MONTH.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (/HDaX)

185 183 You could play the game with a few thousand people and make a run at Guinness?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

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I prefer to buy my Guinness from Costco rather than winning them in massive Magic The Gathering tournaments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (KbEzc)

186 It's Friday. It's June. It's a beautiful day. And narcissist mother and narcissist brother are playing up and they think (wrongly) they are going to control me with money, so if you have a very small prayer within you - I realize people many more important things they need prayer for - I would appreciate it. I don't even know for what at this point but these people need to get a fucking life.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (Fyaxu)

187 You could play Magic the Gathering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (KbEzc)
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Nah...Modern M:TG is ridiculously overpowered with stupid expansions for every IP under the sun. (Fallout? Really?)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (gnNyN)

188 WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM


Enter the NM:TGL draft and go pro?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (0sNs1)

189 187 You could play Magic the Gathering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (KbEzc)
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Nah...Modern M:TG is ridiculously overpowered with stupid expansions for every IP under the sun. (Fallout? Really?)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (gnNyN)

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Well, I tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (KbEzc)

190 Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (Fyaxu)

I'm sorry, man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:23 PM (dK+Kv)

191 186 It's Friday. It's June. It's a beautiful day. And narcissist mother and narcissist brother are playing up and they think (wrongly) they are going to control me with money, so if you have a very small prayer within you - I realize people many more important things they need prayer for - I would appreciate it. I don't even know for what at this point but these people need to get a fucking life.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (Fyaxu)

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Crazy idea:

You have them send me the money because I can control you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:23 PM (KbEzc)

192 Well, at least this old whore understands what "pride month" is all about: sick, perverted sex that involves toilets and shit and piss -- and tetanus shots.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

*****************
Not only an old and disgusting whore, but I really believe she's demonic and evil.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (WONhk)
____

She's been mentally ill for years. Heavy drug and booze abuse, plus probably 100 venereal diseases. It's amazing she's still alive. How she avoided AIDS with her lifestyle is beyond me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

193 "There is talk that all anti-AI scares are coming from overseas, Russia, China (most likely), Turkey, Qatar, whatever, who are pushing this anti-AI nonsense to their favorite "scarefluencers", and are meant to cause trouble, slow US down.
Posted by: runner "


I am quiet certain the scare stories about the huge, massive, humongous amount of electricity (and water) required for these facility are way overblown. Definitely seems like organized disinformation to me.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:24 PM (GUOwU)

194 You have them send me the money because I can control you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:23 PM (KbEzc)

Well you did get me to subscribe three or four times.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (Fyaxu)

195 22 Ace, if your'e looking for a juicy red-meat post today, this should fill the bill:

Karmelo Anthiony supporters threaten to kill white reporters utside trial courthouse:


“We kill crackas!”

“I like the smell of burning flesh!”

“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

196 194 You have them send me the money because I can control you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:23 PM (KbEzc)

Well you did get me to subscribe three or four times.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (Fyaxu)

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SEE?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (KbEzc)

197 And the thing is, she has been sending out resumes by the truck load, but only a handful of interviews.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)

Per my son who just got a new job after a layoff, software engineer, he said it is due to the bog down of companies trying to screen fake AI resumes.

His BIL works for a big company in FL. Said he's requested certain software engineers for over 47 days. The employers are frustrated as well.

If she has a friend in another company to make a recommendation it will help her jump hurdles. After my son was hired where he starts Monday, he got a call from a large defense contractor due to a friend recommend.

There is also a way to make your resume stand out by it not being 5 pages long or somehow showing up in person. I read that recently. Not to list every detail but concise.

I hope she finds a new job soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (WONhk)

198 195
“We kill crackas!”

“I like the smell of burning flesh!”

“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

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The protest being like 8 people warms my heart.

No one wants to touch this thing except the craziest of the crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (KbEzc)

199 There is talk that all anti-AI scares are coming from overseas, Russia, China (most likely), Turkey, Qatar, whatever, who are pushing this anti-AI nonsense

Well, as a senior software engineer that's been in the field for 26 years, I can tell you that the AI "scare" is both true and not true.

I can use an AI agent to do large parts of my job that would normally charge as an hour of labor for FAR cheaper. That's terrifying in a personal way because that makes a LOT of software engineer jobs obsolete or unnecessary. You need an AI manager instead of a developer.

BUT you also need to have the knowledge to know wtf the thing is producing and say "no" when it goes off the rails.

AI is going to demolish junior developer roles, and a lot of senior roles are going to go away. Period. There's a TON of software devs, a lot of it due to the "learn to code" mantra. A lot of those people are going to end up out of work.

The problem is

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (GfWuY)

200 You could play the game with a few thousand people and make a run at Guinness?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

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I prefer to buy my Guinness from Costco rather than winning them in massive Magic The Gathering tournaments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (KbEzc)
________

[Makes "L" sign on forehead]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

201 "Once you get to a certain age, employers stop hiring."

No, they only stop hiring for the good jobs.

Now, if your up to cleaning the shitters at the highway rest areas or at Mickey D's, well, the sky is the limit!

Posted by: American Sani-Can Services Inc. at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (z20w/)

202 Thanks flounder. You're a pal.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:27 PM (Fyaxu)

203 200 [Makes "L" sign on forehead]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

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This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:27 PM (KbEzc)

204 It's Friday. It's June. It's a beautiful day. And narcissist mother and narcissist brother are playing up and they think (wrongly) they are going to control me with money, so if you have a very small prayer within you - I realize people many more important things they need prayer for - I would appreciate it. I don't even know for what at this point but these people need to get a fucking life.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 20

Prayers for fortitude and your continued charity toward your difficult family members. The Lord's prayer, especially the last half, helps me in similar situations.

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (lCppi)

205 I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

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The protest being like 8 people warms my heart.

No one wants to touch this thing except the craziest of the crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (KbEzc)

Don't hate the game; hate the player. Or something.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (dK+Kv)

206 Bah, I hit post by acccident.

The problem is that in a couple of years, all those roles being removed and no junior devs to gain the senior level of experience they need to manage the AIs is going to backfire.

I don't know what'll happen, but I'll hopefully be retired by then.

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (GfWuY)

207 She's been mentally ill for years. Heavy drug and booze abuse, plus probably 100 venereal diseases. It's amazing she's still alive. How she avoided AIDS with her lifestyle is beyond me.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)
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If I had to guess I would assume she has HIV and is on a lot of meds.

She's pure evil and disgusts me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (WONhk)

208 Thanks flounder. You're a pal.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:27 PM (Fyaxu)

Whatever you say, friendo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (dK+Kv)

209 Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (lCppi)

Ah yes your sister I believe it was? I only remember because it was similar to my other brother. Thanks

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (Fyaxu)

210 Economists and the Federal Reserve typically estimate this natural, healthy rate of unemployment to be in the range of 4.0 to 4.5%.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (5rh/l)

So said my econ class 30+ years ago, but I'm not sure it's entirely applicable anymore and should be revised upward to about 7%

Sounds weird? Consider the percentage of absolutely useless people who've managed to steal air for the entirety of their lives. Pretty close to 4% already, no?
If you want marginally useful people, it'll be like finding a needle in a haystack below 5.5%

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (zafwz)

211 206 Bah, I hit post by acccident.

The problem is that in a couple of years, all those roles being removed and no junior devs to gain the senior level of experience they need to manage the AIs is going to backfire.

I don't know what'll happen, but I'll hopefully be retired by then.

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (GfWuY)

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I strongly suspect that most of the AI firings is a combination of AI costs exploding, requiring quick monetary fixes, and over-hiring after COVID.

Plus, tech was probably over-employed in general, thinking of Musk firing so many engineers from Twitter and X largely not changing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (KbEzc)

212 Per my son who just got a new job after a layoff, software engineer, he said it is due to the bog down of companies trying to screen fake AI resumes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (WONhk)
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I can believe that. Last fall, my department hired a new person and we had to screen over 70 applicants for one position. It sucked.

Nearly ALL of the resumes were written by AI. Full of industry buzzwords, but lacking in details or specific achievements.

On the plus side, relatively few of them were written by foreign applicants who were looking to get a foot in the door before moving on in six months.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (gnNyN)

213 “We kill crackas!”

“I like the smell of burning flesh!”

“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

=====

The protest being like 8 people warms my heart.

No one wants to touch this thing except the craziest of the crazy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (KbEzc)
____

Nat Turner? LOLOLOL. Tell me that some sleazy white NGO funded these losers, without telling me that. These idiot protestors have no idea who Nat Turner is. They were told to say that.

Maybe one or two of them then said "well who is that guy," and looked him up. The rest? They're too dumb and ideological to care.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

214 Nood,y'all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk)

215 Very interesting reports from the Karmelo trial.

Eyewitness said Anthony told Metcalf (the vixtim), "Touch me and find out."

To justify using deadly force, the jury would have to believe that Anthony had "a reasonable fear for his life." I can't see a jury (esp THIS jury) buying into that.

Otoh, I don't see premeditated murder here-- 1st degree murder requires premeditation.

Sounds to me more like Murder 2nd-- "heat of passion" murder.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (RCjYY)

216
I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

____________

We like best the people who share our values. Trash is trash, regardless of what they look like.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (O0L8i)

217 What drives me nuts is that the fate of the country hinges on the price of gas in the weeks before the elections. "Hey man, I just paid $4 a gallon to fill-up and even though I'm a rock-ribbed conservative I'm gonna vote for the commie Democrats so they can open up the borders and flood my country with illegals again! That'll show Trump!"


FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (BN9Gq)

218 "If I had to guess I would assume she has HIV and is on a lot of meds.

She's pure evil and disgusts me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky"


I always found Madonna foul and sleazy and disgusting even when she was supposedly some sex symbol on the level of Marilyn Monroe. Never understood what people saw in her.

Now Blondie...

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (GUOwU)

219 217 What drives me nuts is that the fate of the country hinges on the price of gas in the weeks before the elections. "Hey man, I just paid $4 a gallon to fill-up and even though I'm a rock-ribbed conservative I'm gonna vote for the commie Democrats so they can open up the borders and flood my country with illegals again! That'll show Trump!"


FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (BN9Gq)

=====

It doesn't.

Gas prices have weirdly low effects on elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (KbEzc)

220 WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?

I guess I'll never run out of coasters or bookmarks...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (gnNyN)

Every Friday for the past couple of months, there's been a long line outside Best Buy near the wife's work. Finally asked a BB employee why. They're lining up before the store closes the night before to get Pokemon cards the next day.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (1Ff7Z)

221 Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need

Did that in spades. Ended up burned, burnt out, broke, blackballed and utterly beaten. Sometimes life has other plans even if you do all the right things.

Posted by: Some people are here to be broken at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (TbWk/)

222 On the plus side, relatively few of them were written by foreign applicants who were looking to get a foot in the door before moving on in six months.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (gnNyN)

He was only without a job for a few weeks as he's a Level 3 or something, something engineer.


AI is why it takes so long and it made sense once he told me. He fairly quickly got phone interviews and local interviews.

It's a mess out there,that's for sure.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (WONhk)

223 ...Otoh, I don't see premeditated murder here-- 1st degree murder requires premeditation.

Sounds to me more like Murder 2nd-- "heat of passion" murder.



Yeah, but the fucker did bring a knife to a track meet.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (BN9Gq)

224 And the thing is, she has been sending out resumes by the truck load, but only a handful of interviews.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)


Applying to jobs is almost useless. Every posting gets 100 applications in an hour.

Only way that works is through a network or trying to communicate with the job poster directly. On LinkedIn that’s doable for most jobs.

But clicking Apply is almost not worth bothering with.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (tNkpt)

225 I got called by the company I work for. I'd been out of work 8 months and had pretty much quit looking. I guess someone dropped my name to HR and said this is the guy you are looking for. I was called on a Friday and working Monday. They already had permissions at manager level on the laptop they gave me.

Then they discovered my other talents. The ones I really never wanted to use again. Now my job is to keep the whole thing running. I have 10's of millions of dollars in high tech equipment I'm responsible for. All because I was a heavy equipment mechanic for oh those so many long years.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (ZxzYs)

226 I strongly suspect that most of the AI firings is a combination of AI costs exploding, requiring quick monetary fixes, and over-hiring after COVID.

Plus, tech was probably over-employed in general, thinking of Musk firing so many engineers from Twitter and X largely not changing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (KbEzc)

Not so sure he fired that many engineers. "STEM" people making reports for meetings. HR and admin people going to meetings and eating the free donuts in the morning.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (8avO+)

227 217 What drives me nuts is that the fate of the country hinges on the price of gas in the weeks before the elections. "Hey man, I just paid $4 a gallon to fill-up and even though I'm a rock-ribbed conservative I'm gonna vote for the commie Democrats so they can open up the borders and flood my country with illegals again! That'll show Trump!"


FFS.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (BN9Gq)

It’s not that. It’s the mushy middle 5% that swings one way or another based on the latest shiny object. Gas at $4/5 will make those people vote Democrat because Trump made gas expensive. It’s retarded but it’s how the world works.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (tNkpt)

228 Gas was 3.45 here yesterday. It was 3.89 a month ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I don't know what gas prices are doing in my area either.

NEP has been pretty consistently $5.09 where I buy it, and $5.39 where I live. Diesel, same price, and regular is $4.39.

All I can guess is that somehow we are being infected by the ridiculous gas prices from nearby Blue State.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (vJrRc)

229 Until the systematic wage suppression that's been the norm for more or less my entire lifespan is done away with and the average worker can finally see proper compensation for what they do, the economy will continue to be perceived to be bad.

Because for those people? It's bad.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (N5734)

230 And in movie news, I finished watching Spider Noir, it's pretty darn good, Nicholas Cage should win easily win an Emmy.

My main complaint is that even though it's presented in black and white, you can tell it's simply a de-colored digital "print." as well as the atmospherics, ie smoke, haze, fog are CGI.

If they had actually shot it on film and did everything practically, it would have moved from really good to great.

Definitely in the top 10 of super hero things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (XV/Pl)

231 AI is going to demolish junior developer roles,

Posted by: GMan


Cutting off the bottom rungs of the ladder rarely works out well for an industry.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (vJrRc)

232 There is also a way to make your resume stand out by it not being 5 pages long or somehow showing up in person. I read that recently. Not to list every detail but concise.




5 pages?
2 max. Concentrate on the most 5 recent years with details. Anything older than that just summaries. And don’t go more than 15 years back, it’ll tell the ats you’re old.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (tNkpt)

233 @224

>>Applying to jobs is almost useless. Every posting gets 100 applications in an hour.

I can't imagine what it's like to be a regular person trying to find a job.

I have been fortunate that I've never had to interview for a job and luckily I'm getting close to retirement, so there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)

234 I need assistance
For the life of me I cannot figure out Annie’s Stew email as want to desperately send her a message

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)

235 Ace doing the SPLC.

I never thought I'd live to see the sight of it.

Wow.

Something strange must be transpiring behind the curtain.

https://i.___ur.com/SngnBNK.jpeg

Very very strange.

Posted by: David Ben Gurion at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (mcvmf)

236 Looks like Ace got some unexpected kick back on his evaluation of the job market.
Ace
The economy sucks for most Americans.
Myself personally I am doing well with zero financial stress.
We graduate 2 million kids from high school and college each year. They need 2,000,000 new jobs a year. Plumber openings per year? 50,000
Dont try to say it is because 1000 college students graduate each year with a major in gender studies(most who major in gender studies have double majors of premed or psychology) and that is why there are no good jobs and college grads are working at Starbucks.

The Trump economy sucks OWN IT

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (59BGO)

237 275000 federal workers lost their jobs I do not think that is a good thing where are the jobs for them

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (59BGO)

Foreign NIH Scientists Charged With Smuggling Monkeypox Into US, and Then Lying About It

So many Straight-Arrow Straight Shooters in the federal bureaucracy.

Two researchers with the National Institutes of Health have been charged with allegedly trying to smuggle the infectious monkeypox virus into the United States, according to the Department of Justice.

In a news release issued Tuesday, the department announced Vincent Munster and Claude Kwe with the NIH Rocky Mountain Laboratory had been charged with "conspiracy to smuggle" the virus, as well as giving false statements to federal law enforcement in January.

The department says Munster and Kwe arrived at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport, with "a large black plastic case" after traveling from Brazzaville, Republic of Congo, where an outbreak of monkeypox was occurring. Monkeypox, also known as Mpox, is a viral illness that is spread through close contact, with symptoms that include fevers, headaches and a rash that looks like blisters or sores, according to the World Health Organization.

"Munster and Kwe falsely told CBP officers that the black case contained diagnostics and testing equipment," the DOJ said. "But subsequent investigation by CBP and FBI agents revealed that the case actually contained 113 vials in Styrofoam coolers."

...

Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

The article "forgets" to mention they're both foreigners, one Dutch, the other from Cameroon.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:15 PM




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1 e56ye5by

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:16 PM (n7rxJ)

2 Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

Five years?!! That's ludicrous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 01:17 PM (lQ+/f)

3
wtf why do the Dutch and the Cameroonians want to kill us? Were they being paid by the Chinese, what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (n7rxJ)

4 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)

5 "Two researchers with the National Institutes of Health have been charged with allegedly trying to smuggle the infectious monkeypox virus into the United States."

In their assholes?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

6 There's only two kinds of people I can't stand: people who don't respect other people's cultures...and the Dutch!

Posted by: Nigel Powers at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (amcLV)

7
What possible defense could they offer for this? They LIED.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (n7rxJ)

8 Five years?!! That's ludicrous.

Yes, it is. They should get life in prison.

Posted by: Bosk at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (VMFAF)

9 Munster. The ghoul's name is Munster. Satan's just phoning it in, now...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (nbLIj)

10 There has to be more to this story.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 01:21 PM (YwEeS)

11 Munster. The ghoul's name is Munster. Satan's just phoning it in, now...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (nbLIj)
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Kinda cheesy, if you ask me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 01:21 PM (amcLV)

12 Have we heard from Fauci on this yet? He is The Science, don't you know?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 05, 2026 01:21 PM (mefQ6)

13 maybe it's a thing like Fauci and his funded proxies?
Someone paid them big bucks to smuggle it in to "study" it, and get in on the ground floor of the next big mass-beta-test of a mandated experimental "vaccine"?

Posted by: barbarausa at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (enw9G)

14 Shoot 'em

Posted by: Joe at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Uy/WF)

15 maximum sentence of five years in prison

The hell is this.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (1ET9J)

16 Munster Pox

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Cqx++)

17 So...normal government "Do you know who I am?!?" and incompetence or something nefarious?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

18 Guessing that's how they got COVID over here, too.

Thankfully, monkeypox seems to be a disease mostly seen in the gay community - they seem to know all about it.

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Ocvdq)

19 Doin' the jobs Americans just won't do!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Vh9CX)

20 five years in prison if convicted.

Hey they can study Monkeypox means of transmission.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 01:23 PM (wGerL)

21 Munster hates people, look at his grin

Posted by: H at June 05, 2026 01:23 PM (NzXZG)

22
Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

Five years?!! That's ludicrous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

================

"IF convicted."

Good lord. Of what, I wonder? Smuggling ANYTHING should be crime 1, smuggling dangerous pathogens should be crime 2, lying to federal officers should be crime 3.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

23 I was assured diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 01:24 PM (tNkpt)

24 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (Cqx++)

25 Put them in a hermetically-sealed room with a few of the vials.
Whoops, someone opened the vials...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (tnZYH)

26
Yeah, screen them by pointing infrared thermometers at their foreheads while they have a suitcase full of disease.

I wonder if the disease suitcase was carry-on or checked baggage.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (VWtfl)

27 "All I see are dead people."
-James Cole

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (KbEzc)

28
So 2 foreigners WORKING FOR THE NIH tried to smuggle the deadly pathogen into the country.

Quick! Draw up two more H1-B openings!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:26 PM (n7rxJ)

29 Yeah, screen them by pointing infrared thermometers at their foreheads while they have a suitcase full of disease.

I wonder if the disease suitcase was carry-on or checked baggage.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Carry on. Can't let the airlines have a chance to lose your baggage.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:26 PM (lwhHh)

30 That's my emotional-support vial of face-rotting germs.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:27 PM (1ET9J)

31 Now imagine what China smuggled across our open borders during Biden’s time. That’s some of the material we found in the covert biolabs the Chinese setup in our country.

Even recently CBP caught 12 Chinese nationals in camo trying to sneak across the border.

The Chinese are at war with us, along with other foreign nations.

Posted by: That Guy at June 05, 2026 01:27 PM (aZ9eR)

32 Yeah we totally need this H1-b visas for people who are trying to destroy our country. It’s a job Americans won’t do.

Posted by: That Guy at June 05, 2026 01:29 PM (Uh88k)

33 Never trust anyone named Vincent Munster…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:29 PM (+gA9j)

34 Smuggling it in small vials up their asses would have been too ironic I guess....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

35 Lily Munster: " He was just turning his life around".......

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (RZlrj)

36 Why do they keep trying to smuggle in dangerous pathogens.

Speaking of which have you heard the conspiracy theory that farmers are finding boxes full of ticks on their property? Tick borne illnesses have skyrocketed in this country. That part is NOT a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Max Power at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (q177U)

37 Never trust anyone named Vincent Munster…"

How about Lily Munster?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

38 Too late for the Platner thread... I look forward to left wing complaints that this is all just muckraking and dirty politics. And if anyone has any stones at all they'll reply: "It worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (Dx80Q)

39 " He was just turning his life around"
... his sigmoid

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (1ET9J)

40 Two foreign nationals trying to smuggle bioweapons into the US? They should be tried as terrorists and shot.

Posted by: Dead serious at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (TbWk/)

41 37 Never trust anyone named Vincent Munster…"

How about Lily Munster?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

======

Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

42 Why do they keep trying to smuggle in dangerous pathogens"

You don't expect us to live and work there, do you?

/

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (XuXeR)

43 Scientists- more dangerous than gay sex.

Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (f4tQo)

44
The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 01:32 PM (x4yF4)

45 4 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)

And their foster sons.

Posted by: Gross at June 05, 2026 01:32 PM (TbWk/)

46 These were high capacity germ vials, so it's okay.

Posted by: Everytown fir Gun Safety at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (Xg0tR)

47 The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.


Hantavirus was one such attempt. But everyone shrugged it off so they need something scarier...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

48 44
The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 01:32 PM (x4yF4)

=====

That was supposed to be the hentavirus.

Remember that?

It was like 4 weeks ago.

No one gives a shit.

The people's stomach for disease lockdowns is gone for a generation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (KbEzc)

49 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)

And their foster sons.


See if you do it in the shower you are going to spread anything.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

50 How far we have fallen from custom hot rods and gothic mansions. Today's Munsters aren't even funny.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (ZxzYs)

51 As I was going to work this morning, I saw a huge line of people literally around the block on upper east side in Manhattan. Mostly 20-something or younger, many asians (some hotties too!), and lotsa hipster jerkoffs.

Had to be at least 150 people.

"What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

52 47
Hantavirus was one such attempt. But everyone shrugged it off so they need something scarier...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

=====

There's also the ebola outbreak in Africa which is Trump's fault because of USAID or something which he's bungling because of USAID, or something.

Nah. Nothing's shutting down society this year.

Democrats are also smart enough at the highest levels to know that the only real prize is the presidency. If they really try something, it'll be in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (KbEzc)

53 Those Munsters! I knew something evil was going on in the basement of 1313 Mockingbird Lane!

Posted by: Boswell at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (j10i6)

54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

But, but, but, those bazongas!

Posted by: Boobalicious she was at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

55 The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Posted by: four seasons


Only place that it might even work in deep blue cities.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (lwhHh)

56 51 "What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

======

It was on the TikToks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (KbEzc)

57
have you heard the conspiracy theory that farmers are finding boxes full of ticks on their property? Tick borne illnesses have skyrocketed in this country. That part is NOT a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Max Power

================

Have they actually been finding them?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (n7rxJ)

58 The article "forgets" to mention they're both foreigners, one Dutch, the other from Cameroon.
__________________________

If you search out his lab group, you'll find that most are not from this country, and that includes former members. Here's a photo:
https://tinyurl.com/mryju4fm

Kwe and Munster are second and third on the left front row.

Another thing (and this is important). The Congo has one of the most comprehensive and solid airport security programs on the planet. You can't even take photos in the airport. That might surprise you. But, it's true. That black case with the samples would have been scrutinized by at least 3 different agencies. Their credentials would have had to pass through at least three checkpoints. My guess is that Congo reps called US Customs and had the FBI waiting for these two clowns when they arrived in the US. Or worse, the US State Department greased the way for these two to leave The Congo without the usual scrutiny.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (dIske)

59 Seems like a good time.for catch and kill.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (2WIwB)

60
They're going to get us all killed, aren't they?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (OkYzo)

61 The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.


Hantavirus was one such attempt. But everyone shrugged it off so they need something scarier...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
_____

"Call me"

-- Michael Crichton

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

62 What is the motive here? The Chinese I would guess is a paid agent. The Dutchman may have a Fauci-type God complex. Gets a thrill from breaking the rules because he is so superior.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (wGerL)

63 But, but, but, those bazongas"

Met Ms Peterson. Very nice..

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:37 PM (XuXeR)

64 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

But, but, but, those bazongas!
Posted by: Boobalicious she was at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

Why, (WHY) WHYyiyiy why don't love me?

Nobody will get this.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:37 PM (ZxzYs)

65 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

June Cleaver, Aunt Bea, Hazel.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (OkYzo)

66 62 What is the motive here? The Chinese I would guess is a paid agent. The Dutchman may have a Fauci-type God complex. Gets a thrill from breaking the rules because he is so superior.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (wGerL)

======

"These psychological profiles are not in our files. All we have is white loner from the rurals who want to be cops."
-the FBI

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (KbEzc)

67 ... now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted...

********

...where they will be able to continue collecting samples of monkey pox...

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (qgHp7)

68 "What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

======

It was on the TikToks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (KbEzc)
_____

Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it. Back in my party days, I might have trolled the hotties in line, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

69 What is the non-nefarious explanation for people doing this? Is there one? This has happened in the recent past. Chinese smugglers I think. WTF! I mean, WTFF, two Fs!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (3uBP9)

70 worse, the US State Department greased the way for these two to leave The Congo without the usual scrutiny"

China laughs...

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (XuXeR)

71
The article says deactivated virus. But it also says they haven't analyzed most of the vials. And that this happened in January. Was this just the situation in January, or did they never test the other vials?

Also, did they do this to streamline research for selfish personal reasons, or for some larger, darker purpose? The product of research is generally a publication. How would they describe the origin of their samples in the "Materials and Methods" section?


Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (4Aqsh)

72
"What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

I wonder which standard marketing techniques they used. Never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (n7rxJ)

73 Germ warfare. Should face the death penalty.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (vHMT8)

74 To the tune of "Smelly Cat"

Monkeypox! Monk EE POX!
Why do I keep getting yoooou???
Monkeypox! MONK EEE POOX!
It's not my fault!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (V362x)

75 The Dutchman may have a Fauci-type God complex. Gets a thrill from breaking the rules because he is so superior.

The dutchman’s not the kind of man
To keep his thumb jammed in the jar that holds his monkeypox,
But that's a secret only Fauci knows.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (PMw0V)

76 Did they have the vials concealed in their anuses?? Tell me they did - lie to me if you must.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 01:40 PM (Gqar8)

77 Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.
----
Considering the possible consequences if they had loosed that virus on the populace (or weaponized it in some way), that seems like a remarkably light sentence.

I've seen the movie Twelve Monkeys.

It doesn't end well for humanity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (gnNyN)

78
Those Munsters! I knew something evil was going on in the basement of 1313 Mockingbird Lane!
Posted by: Boswell


Grampa was always cooking up something down there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (Cqx++)

79 I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)


If ever there was a time to be first...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (2WIwB)

80 Seems like only a few hours ago I was posting on how new diseases broke the Roman Empire.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (1ET9J)

81 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

Elvira, Morticia, Lily

Because Elvira’s hot and I always hated the Munsters!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (+gA9j)

82 We are only an AI away from being Racoon City.

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)

83 Fun fantasy...

The first morning they wake up to in prison they feel a bit groggy. They try to open their eyes but the light is very bright. They go to scratch their face and realize they are tied down. Tied down to a gurney. Very securely. He can't move.

Finally they can make out a face but the face is covered with a surgical mask. There are others also wearing masks and gowns.

One mask says "He's awake now. We can start".

The sees a very large syringe being handed to the man standing over him.

The faint sound of screaming is coming from somewhere.... it's not human. It's monkeys in a cage that's being brought into a room.

One mask says to another, "Were going to have to turn him over"

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (+rSJz)

84 In all seriousness, someone tell me: What conceivable purpose could these guys claim to have for bringing monkeypox into the US? What is their explanation?

Yes, I know that in reality they're probably CCP agents trying ti create an epidemic here in a bio-warfare attack. but what are they saying to the investigators was the purpose of the case of monkeypox?

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (Av6i5)

85
My guess is that Congo reps called US Customs and had the FBI waiting for these two clowns when they arrived in the US. Or worse, the US State Department greased the way for these two to leave The Congo without the usual scrutiny.
Posted by: Orson

===============

Interesting. And I hope it's not the latter. I'm sure Rubio hasn't been able to get all the vermin out of that department.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (n7rxJ)

86
$50 bucks says this guy has a poster of Fauci somewhere in his house.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (OkYzo)

87 Have they actually been finding them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Impossible to tell. All the usual suspects claim "no", which is what you would expect them to say. (Snopes, etc)


And half of the stories from new sites you've never heard of all say "yes".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (lwhHh)

88 4 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.
Posted by: 29Victor


OK, I confess, I LOLed.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (Av6i5)

89 "What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

I wonder which standard marketing techniques they used. Never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (n7rxJ)
_____

Some influencer bullshit, I'm sure. The younger generations fancy themselves as trailblazing renegades who do their own thing while giving the finger to The Man. But they are pure sheep and lemmings and will do whatever some rando influencer tells them to do. No matter how stupid or even dangerous.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

90
but what are they saying to the investigators was the purpose of the case of monkeypox?
Posted by: zombie

================

And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (n7rxJ)

91 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

June Cleaver, Aunt Bea, Hazel.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (OkYzo)

I do not wanna kill Aunt Bea or Hazel but on that list that’s the only slot open for either one. June gets to marry and… you know

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (+gA9j)

92 And there was that fully functioning lab just built into some, what was it, like a storage area? in California a year or so back. This is honestly happening all the time now. I think two things, A: it's all ramping up, or B: it's been bad for a long time but now there are people prosecuting and it's coming out into the open. Maybe A and B.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)

93 I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)


If ever there was a time to be first...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (2WIwB)
__________

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

94 Fifty bucks says they’ve done it before.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (MaRK8)

95
And so, they're not overjoyed with J now?

But, yes, I get it. Marriage annulled by Catholic Church long time ago and a Jersey divorce & then my mother was furious I had had a kid and was apparently 'never properly married' to it's father in her eyes. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 01:15 PM (NFX2v

Willowed - they like J, he is very different than my ex. J is very successful, so of course this pleases them. But he is a bit of an enigma to them- J does what J wants to do, and doesn’t do what he doesn’t want to do. You are not going to find him trekking to my parent’s house for holidays, but he would bring them here or rent a big house on an island somewhere for everybody in a heartbeat. Or he would send me solo. J is used to being in charge, my dad is also used to having that role. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

96 86
$50 bucks says this guy has a poster of Fauci somewhere in his house.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (OkYzo)

Signed.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (ZxzYs)

97 There's no way that lefty freaks would ever stoop so low as to spread Alpha gal on purpose, right? I mean, it is spread by ticks, and it makes sufferers violently allergic to red meat, but they'd never do that, right?

https://tinyurl.com/4x5fdzvr

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (Dx80Q)

98 9 Munster. The ghoul's name is Munster. Satan's just phoning it in, now...
Posted by: Joe Kidd


His son looks like the Wolfman and his dad is Dracula.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (Av6i5)

99
90

And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM

--------

The explanation began with "Do you know who I am?"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (4Aqsh)

100 81 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

Elvira, Morticia, Lily

Because Elvira’s hot and I always hated the Munsters!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (+gA9j)

***

You guys obviously never stopped for lunch at Petticoat Junction.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (2WIwB)

101 79 I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)


If ever there was a time to be first...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM

Comment of the year?

Posted by: barbarausa at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (enw9G)

102 "Munster" probably has German ancestry. No one in my Dutch-American town wants to admit it, but there was (and still is) a lot of cross-border traffic between the Netherlands and Germany.

Plus, the Dutch language is basically garbled German.

Posted by: pookysgirl, ducking thrown wooden shoes at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (Wt5PA)

103
Some influencer bullshit, I'm sure. The younger generations fancy themselves as trailblazing renegades who do their own thing while giving the finger to The Man. But they are pure sheep and lemmings and will do whatever some rando influencer tells them to do. No matter how stupid or even dangerous.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

==============

It's nuts, isn't it? That's why I mused about *standard* marketing techniques. One wonders if the brains behind the influencers (aka "digital marketers") in reality are students of such ancients as Lee Iacocca and David Ogilvy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:48 PM (n7rxJ)

104
Summarily execute them. Televise it.

Enough of this kid glove treatment for sociopathic scientists.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 01:48 PM (s9VOe)

105 >>> 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?


Desdemona

Posted by: Othello at June 05, 2026 01:48 PM (3uBP9)

106 $50 bucks says this guy has a poster of Fauci somewhere in his house.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM



https://tinyurl.com/mr3k45sa

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)

107 "a large black plastic case"
......

Should have just smuggled it up their butts.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (UjdFS)

108 Some of the vials tested so far had Monkeypox, but two test so far contained human DNA. I'm guessing from someone who had contacted the disease.

And, if you go down the list of members and former members of this specific lab group you will find about 50% foreigners.....including Chinese nationals.

I'd recommend reading up on a similar occurrence from about a year ago that took place in Canada. Dr. Xiangguo Qiu & Keding Cheng were smuggling out Ebola and various other samples to Wuhan Labs back in 2019.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (dIske)

109 They stopped testing the vials after the they couldn't figure out what the last one contained.

It was something no one had seen before.

Then everyone left for lunch and never came back to work.

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (+rSJz)

110 Absolutely insane. These people need to be locked away for a lifetime.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (D1E+2)

111
We paid for this.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:53 PM (azNOR)

112
In all seriousness, someone tell me: What conceivable purpose could these guys claim to have for bringing monkeypox into the US? What is their explanation?

Posted by: zombie

==============

In all seriousness, I think semi-literate thug has the best guess: research. The viruses were deactivated and the scientists didn't want to bother with onerous paperwork for materials they considered harmless -- or they were sloppy and negligent enough to think they didn't have to report it.

But why did they lie?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:53 PM (n7rxJ)

113 90
but what are they saying to the investigators was the purpose of the case of monkeypox?
Posted by: zombie

================

And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05

This is what I want to know, too

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (hftzA)

114 What's a little loose gay monkey virus among friends?

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Fyaxu)

115 Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it.

It could market to gay clientele as A Z Tea

Posted by: Fauci would know at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (TbWk/)

116 Catching up with the last thread:

>> 8 So the Dems in Maine will swap him out?
Posted by: Maroon at June 05, 2026 12:14 PM (NjpIr)


They can't force him out, and since I believe he is an actual literal psychopath, I can't picture him going voluntarily.

>> 46 I don't think catch-and-kill works any more in this modern media-saturated environment where anyone and everyone has their own bully pulpit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)


Well, they (correctly) described it as 'soft' catch-and-kill. 'Real' catch-and-kill involves an outlet such as the National Enquirer, whose standards & practices allow paying for exclusives, getting a formal agreement from sources to not tell anyone else (and then just sitting on the story). IIRC, Harvey Weinstein was big on using NE as a cutout for hush money in precisely that manner.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Sy6m/)

117 American Thinker:

If a former CIA agent’s report is accurate, Iran may find itself making a decision the U.S. was faced with making in 1945. The agent, Larry Johnson, revealed that Pakistan’s Foreign Minister personally delivered a disturbing, secret message to Secretary of State Mark Rubio claiming that Iran does possess a nuclear weapon. He also reports Tehran intends to demonstrate soon this capability to the world community. The immediate question obviously is just how Iran intends to demonstrate it?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

118 And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I would guess by lying some more.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Fyaxu)

119 12 Have we heard from Fauci on this yet? He is The Science, don't you know?
Posted by: Flyguy

Virulently I say unto you, unless thou headeth my science and taketh my vaccines you cannot have eternal life!

Posted by: Lord Tony at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (yjSRW)

120 Uh oh, Congo!

Posted by: Dark L at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (W5mpo)

121 They've tested 20 out of 113 vials. Since January 25th. ayfkm.

Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (gtcuf)

122 claiming that Iran does possess a nuclear weapon. He also reports Tehran intends to demonstrate soon this capability to the world community. The immediate question obviously is just how Iran intends to demonstrate it?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

If Iran ever tests a nuclear weapon, it will be in Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

123
We paid for this.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

===============

Yup. And now we'll have to pay three times as much to fix it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (n7rxJ)

124 They've tested 20 out of 113 vials. Since January 25th. ayfkm.

Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (gtcuf)

SEE??!?!?!?!?!?!

Trump cut all those government employees and now we can't test mysterious butt-pox vials!!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

125 Proposed New Rule: Inject them with whatever they're smuggling.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (PVV5z)

126 Did we stop paying for security for Fauci?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (hftzA)

127 Just a reminder:

"Christine Grady is the chief of the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH), where
she oversees bioethics research and training. She is married to Dr. Anthony Fauci, the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) at NIH."

My emphasis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

128 The real explanation? Likely trying to weaponize it or things like it, like the "researchers" before them.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (Fyaxu)

129 [\s] dammit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

130 122 claiming that Iran does possess a nuclear weapon. He also reports Tehran intends to demonstrate soon this capability to the world community. The immediate question obviously is just how Iran intends to demonstrate it?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

If Iran ever tests a nuclear weapon, it will be in Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

=======

Iran says a lot of bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)

131 "Fauci" and "ethics" don't belong in the same sentence.

Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (gtcuf)

132
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

================

omg. East Coast, West Coast, or Israel?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (n7rxJ)

133 Put them in a hermetically-sealed room with a few of the vials.
Whoops, someone opened the vials...
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (tnZYH)

The Schrödinger Scientist Test? Ok.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (qx7Zg)

134 Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)


Sounds like it should be called "Low Tea".

Posted by: far cry at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (WbWbV)

135 Smuggled it in his ass he did.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (/lPRQ)

136 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Interesting....I pulled up the laws applying to NIH personnel transporting samples (of any kind). They have to declare them. Failure to do so is a violation of Federal and International law. Transporting pathogens across borders is, also, a violation of the law if you don't declare them.

And, declaring these samples isn't just a Customs issue. It's a Dept of Trans. issue and a Federa Aviation issue. All three require full declaration.

These two clowns are screwed. And, when we're done with them, we should turn them over to the Hague.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (dIske)

138 Monkeypox mostly spreads between gay men (and their dogs).
........

Good grief. And I was just thinking about lunch.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (UjdFS)

139 Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

Sounds like it should be called "Low Tea".
Posted by: far cry at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (WbWbV)
______

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

140 Every illness the world over for the last 20 years has been man made.

Find those making. Kill them. Nuke the facilities.

That is the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

141
Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (dIske)

==================

Look at you, bringin' teh facts! That's very interesting, and it makes one ask extra loud, ONLY FIVE YEARS???

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:00 PM (n7rxJ)

142 Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.


Nope. They're attempting biological warfare. They must be hanged in the public square.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

143
In their assholes?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)



That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

144 "Fauci" and "ethics" don't belong in the same sentence.
Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (gtcuf)
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Use/mention distinction?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (amcLV)

145

Do these two fuckheads report to Little Lord Fauci?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (och2J)

146 Remember how the Avian Flu seemed to follow FDA inspectors from poultry farm to poultry farm?

I do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (wBaIH)

147 They must be hanged in the public square.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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They used to leave 'em hanging as a warning to others. Just saying

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Dx80Q)

148 -------
They used to leave 'em hanging as a warning to others. Just saying
Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Dx80Q)



Sometimes, the old ways are the best.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

149
What is scary to me is how much of the virus shit has been smuggled into our country that was never found.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 02:02 PM (x4yF4)

150 nuclear weapons aren't exactly something you can just "have". Their status is constantly in flux if in any pseudo assembled state and terribly difficult for high tech civilizations to maintain let alone terrorist crazies.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (3uBP9)

151 What does one do with vials of human DNA?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Cqx++)

152 They used to leave 'em hanging as a warning to others. Just saying
Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Dx80Q)


Sometimes, the old ways are the best.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
----------
Ye need to tar 'em so they last longer.

Posted by: Ancient Salt who hangs around Execution Dock a lot at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (amcLV)

153 What does one do with vials of human DNA?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Cqx++)



Modify it so new diseases are more compatible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Here's the real scary part. These two got caught. But, this matter doesn't exist in a vacuum. This is probably a regular occurrence.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske)

155 madonna showed her titties with pride

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (jrgJz)

156 The real question is how many cases containing vials of monkeypox were NOT intercepted by CBP at all other Ports oof entry.

See also: Cars traveling on I-70 carrying 50,000 fentanyl tablets that were NOT discovered at a routine traffic stop.

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (qgHp7)

157 Trump urges Pulte to fire intelligence community employees
Donald Trump has told the Wall Street Journal that he wants his new acting director of national intelligence Bill Pulte to begin the process of firing a large number of employees as part of a shake-up of the US intelligence community.


I got that ^^ from the Guardian, which is crediting WSJ. This is also being floated around Twitter.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 02:05 PM (kj+jH)

158 madonna showed her titties with pride
Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (jrgJz)



And no one cared.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

159
Their status is constantly in flux if in any pseudo assembled state and terribly difficult for high tech civilizations to maintain let alone terrorist crazies.
Posted by: banana Dream

===============

Well, for high tech civilizations some amount of that is administrative and security protocols. How much of it is because of Science?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)

160 Did we stop paying for security for Fauci?

Makes no difference. Some traitorous judge in a blue shithole will restore it immediately.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM (MaRK8)

161 151 What does one do with vials of human DNA?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Cqx++)

Gain of function

Posted by: moki at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM (wLjpr)

162 Gain of Function needs to be banned the world over and anyone found practicing it should be nuked from space, just to be sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

163 130
Iran says a lot of bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)

Yes, they do. But it would explain why negotiations are still being tried, and why Trump called Netanyahu crazy. Where we might think, on occasion, the art of the deal is not working, Trump may be think y’all don’t know the stakes the way you think you do.

Also, the democrats remain dumbest of all. Still.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (hftzA)

164 The real question is how many cases containing vials of monkeypox were NOT intercepted by CBP


Orson at @154 beat me to it, and is spot on.

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (qgHp7)

165
Makes no difference. Some traitorous judge in a blue shithole will restore it immediately.
Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM



Fauci makes over $400k a year on our backs. Asshole can pay for his own security.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

166
Trump urges Pulte to fire intelligence community employees
Donald Trump has told the Wall Street Journal that he wants his new acting director of national intelligence Bill Pulte to begin the process of firing a large number of employees as part of a shake-up of the US intelligence community.

Posted by: gKWVE

==============

I also read that Trump is trying to use some power or other to enable himself to fire GS-15s and below. Don't quote me on the particulars -- the idea is, he's working on firing fast swathes of incompetent, anti-American, unnecessary federal employees.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (n7rxJ)

167 I miss Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

168 Ok, make with the dumb joke, everyone. Just let it out.

@Breaking911 1m
A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary. Though rare in New York City, beavers are native to the region’s waterways.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)

169 “We do not worship Iran, we worship Allah. For patriotism is another name for paganism. I say let Iran go up in smoke, provided Islam emerges triumphant in the rest of the world.” — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (1979–1989)

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

170 It was on the TikToks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (KbEzc)
_____

Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it. Back in my party days, I might have trolled the hotties in line, though.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)


I hope they're not serving any meat dishes, I wouldn't trust it with a name like that

If they do, watch out for dogs, cats, and waterfowl to start disappearing

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Sy6m/)

171 See also: Cars traveling on I-70 carrying 50,000 fentanyl tablets that were NOT discovered at a routine traffic stop.
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (qgHp7)

Yeah, but they sure got that rotten military veteran's life savings he was going to use to make a down payment on a house for his family. Made the roads and the country just that much safer that day.

Posted by: Sometimes you wonder if it's on purpose at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (TbWk/)

172 @Breaking911 1m
A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary. Though rare in New York City, beavers are native to the region’s waterways.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)



NICE BEAVER!!!

Posted by: Frank Drebin at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

173
Spenser Pratt drops to third in the runoff voting totals by next Tuesday, tops.

California announces results on the Fourth of July to piss off the normies.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Y8DZL)

174 What does one do with vials of human DNA?

*********

Reanimate hybrid human-T.Rex clones?

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (qgHp7)

175 When I was working at ups we would get a whole lot of biological agri stuff. I did my share of facilitating the sex life of bovines by moving around the bull semen cryo containers. They really sucked because they were a weird sort of diamond shape. Not heavy but big and difficult to load around and didn't stay on belts and chutes well.

But we also got a lot of lab test containers. Think your animal has anthrax? Well just ship their bio over ups to a test lab. The instant that sample has detected anthrax, of course it's a no-no to ship. But on the way from ranch to lab? Sure! Got those all the time.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (3uBP9)

176 Smuggling Monkeypox
In his butt

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Kt19C)

177
I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

===============

That person who's socking her sure does a good imitation, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (n7rxJ)

178 Pakistan huh. Well, if Iran has a nuke, that's probably where they got it from.

Maybe it all the ancillary stuff needed to set of a couple of pounds of enriched uranium, saving the mullahs a lot of time and testing. The first test would result in Israel showing them how it's done, from 50,000 feet.

They are going to demonstrate anything. They don't have the time. Once the ground shakes a little bit oddly in some Iranian mountain, Tehran will be a sheet of glass.

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (+rSJz)

179 I say let Iran go up in smoke


Inshallah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Kwe and Munster should've been forced to eat the vials of monkeypox, have it injected orally or anally. Their choice. Then the helicopter ride.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 02:11 PM (LHPAg)

181
That person who's socking her sure does a good imitation, though.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (n7rxJ)



It should be known, however, that socking a regular is a bannable offense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

182 SHE IS RISEN

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 02:11 PM (Fyaxu)

183 Probably was closer than anybody though .

176 Smuggling Monkeypox
In his butt
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Kt19C

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2026 02:12 PM (5Igal)

184 A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary.

Probably the only mammal in the state still doing real work.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (kj+jH)

185 I actually thought someone was socking a regular just now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (bss/y)

186
Absolutely insane. These people need to be locked away for a lifetime.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Where "lifetime" means the next four weeks. Then, summarily execute them.

I am serious about this. I am fooking sick of "scientists" flouting the law and common decency because "science". You are not above us. Perhaps dispatching a gaggle of them in public might set a good example for the good of all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (s9VOe)

187 167 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026

She misses you, too.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (hftzA)

188 madonna showed her titties with pride.

And no one cared.


Same with her singing and acting!

Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (MaRK8)

189 When you see highly trained, healthy young athletes dropping dead in the field of play, is it the vaccines and boosters or something else? Use your analytics to measure that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (D1E+2)

190 Club crackers are delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (bss/y)

191 This is literally right up the road from me.

Ride my road bike past this place all the time.

Used to guide a bunch of these Lab Employees.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (P0D9r)

192 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (hftzA)

I said ONE potential explanation for Trump moving when he did was that he had intel he was not sharing and couldn't share.

Doesn't mean nukes. But it could.

I assumed that possibly he got reliably fed that Iran was planning something with the Democrats as China did before and decided to knock every last piece off the fucking table, with a "what now".

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (Fyaxu)

193 A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary. Though rare in New York City, beavers are native to the region’s waterways.

***********

I went to the New York City Estuary
To visit the new wildlife sanctuary
The lady running the place
tried to slap me in the face
When all I said was "Is your beaver hairy?"

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (qgHp7)

194 Why would a beaver want to go to NYC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:15 PM (bss/y)

195 Why would a beaver want to go to NYC?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:15 PM (bss/y)

It no longer gave a dam.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 02:16 PM (qx7Zg)

196
If Iran ever tests a nuclear weapon, it will be in Tel Aviv.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

Mullah: "No. Not Tel Aviv."
IRGC Goon: "Why not Tel Aviv?"

(Mullah whispers to goon)

IRGC Goon: "Funny, you don't look it."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 02:16 PM (9P45u)

197 154 Here's the real scary part. These two got caught. But, this matter doesn't exist in a vacuum. This is probably a regular occurrence.
Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske)
This was part of the November election steal. It worked before with covid.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 02:16 PM (LHPAg)

198
Why would a beaver want to go to NYC?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Why does God need a spaceship?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:17 PM (s9VOe)

199 Iran says a lot of bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)


At this point there are very likely three or four clans all fighting for control and each sending out reports to give the appearance they are in charge. I doubt any one clan has complete control.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)

200
Two hunnert (as if)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:18 PM (s9VOe)

201
I have powers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:19 PM (s9VOe)

202 We were getting whole horse heads shipped through ups. I know that because boxes would rip open occasionally and blam a head. We had to rebox and it clearly indicated it was being shipped to a lab for anthrax testing.

The worst thing we had to rebox was some sort of meat marinating sauce. We tested ph on the jars that broke and it was basement level. As acidic as something used to strip metal. Nasty stuff. We got all decked out in suits for it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:19 PM (3uBP9)

203 I see dead people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

204 >>>At this point there are very likely three or four clans all fighting for control and each sending out reports to give the appearance they are in charge. I doubt any one clan has complete control.

Posted by: Diogenes

>And this is good because we can have the IDF pinpoint them and take them out. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 02:20 PM (D1E+2)

205 Nood jobs.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:20 PM (Kdi1r)

206 >>> Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (qgHp7)


LOL!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (3uBP9)

207 thought experiment, imagine they had had a virus which actually WAS deadly and extremely contagious?

They were able to strap the rat cages on and live out their socialist fantasies with something only slightly more deadly than the standard flu.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (bss/y)

208 Cry harder.

People who live near George Floyd Square angry they have to pay for street overhaul. From the Star Tribune:

https://tinyurl.com/57xwrphk

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (kX27y)

209 strip those that smuggled the monkey pox nekkid and place them in a sealed cage with 30 million sand fleas. Broadcast the screams to the public as a warning . . . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (JNTt1)

210 187 167 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026

She misses you, too.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (hftzA)


"O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?"

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (Sy6m/)

211
And there was that fully functioning lab just built into some, what was it, like a storage area? in California a year or so back. This is honestly happening all the time now. I think two things, A: it's all ramping up, or B: it's been bad for a long time but now there are people prosecuting and it's coming out into the open. Maybe A and B.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)


It was a ratty old agricultural warehouse in Reedley just a few miles from Fresno. Think "Neo-Nazi meth lab film set from Breaking Bad". The ChiCom asshole who ran the place had just signed a lease for a much nicer, new commercial building near the Fresno airport about a mile from my shop, right in the middle of the city, but hadn't moved in yet. Scary.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 02:27 PM (FkdoK)

212 I guess they are trying hard to make monkey pox like chicken pox and fun for us all vs gays.

Maybe my immunity to chicken pox, since I had it as a kid, will make me immune to monkey pox. Plus I am not gay or having sex with gay men.

There! I'm fine!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (WONhk)

213
These guys need to meet Old Sparky or the nearest lamp post.

Attempted biological warfare needs to receive the maximum penalty...

...

which is, I suppose, being thrown feet first into a shredder.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)

214 FIVE years? That's it? They'll be out in 18 months.

Posted by: Scott1M at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (O9uxk)

215 And the Democrats pretended there was a white supremacy threat.

Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (chM/Q)

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