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Is The Odyssey sustaining our attention?

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Babylon Bee: Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick

Well, Christopher Nolan's screen take on the adventures of Odysseus is prompting a lot of commentary. Friends of mine went to the movie and had a hard time sitting through it. VDH, with his background in the history of this period, offered a great take on the hullabaloo surrounding the film before it even opened. And the Tablet magazine offered both pro and con takes on Christopher Nolan's 'Odyssey': Epic for Our Times or Epic Failure? with lots of detail and opportunity for comment.

And that's just the beginning of the arguments. But does the movie tell us anything else about our culture?

How many people have read the original?

I ran across a YouTube short which stated (without documentation) that our average screen focus has plummeted from 150 seconds to 47 seconds over 20 years. And it provides a reason for this.

But what about page focus?

Michael Smith: Reading vs. Visual Culture

I just finished an interesting book by a favorite author of mine, and I was thinking how mentally engaged I get when I read a book that interests me as contrasted to the passive nature of watching a movie in a theater or from a streaming source. It occurred to me that one of the quiet tragedies of our increasingly online and visually oriented culture is that we are slowly losing one of the greatest gifts reading has to offer: the opportunity to create an entire world inside our own minds.

That may sound like nostalgia talking, but I don’t think it is. It is one of the reasons great literature has survived for centuries while countless spectacular films are forgotten within a few years. Reading is not simply entertainment, it is a full- contact participation sport because when we watch a movie, virtually every creative decision has already been made for us. . .

He suggests that reading, especially great works, involves a collaboration between the author and the reader.

Though maybe some readers take the collaboration a bit too far, ignoring the intent of the author. Did Christopher Nolan take his "collaboration" with the author too far before he put in his version of the Odyssey on the screen?

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I think this video by Bill Whittle was recommended in the comments on an earlier post:


Further thoughts from another Substack by Michael Smith: Our Own Odyssey

What if less reading is a symptom, not a cause?

I remember a time when I was in college when I was relating a story about the wisdom of my grandfather, a man who spent his entire life on his farm in rural Mississippi. During the conversation, I used expressions that were perfectly ordinary where I grew up because that was simply the way we communicated. As I talked, I noticed the young lady I was speaking with beginning to look puzzled. She had grown up in a large metropolitan area in the Northeast and, as far as she was concerned, I might as well have been speaking a lost language. . .

That memory came rushing back to me this past week after two seemingly unrelated things crossed my eyeballs. The first was an article in The Atlantic - - yes, The Atlantic, of all places - - titled The End of Reading Is Here by Rose Horowitch. The second was a video shared on "X" by one of my longtime favorites, Mary Katherine Ham.

Here's the video:

And here's what the young woman is trying to understand:

Back to Michael Smith's Substack:

. . . I don’t think the young woman in Mary Katherine Ham’s video was stupid. I think she was missing tools. Understanding language requires much more than recognizing individual words. It requires background knowledge, sustained attention, abstraction, inference, and an intuitive sense of where another person’s thoughts are headed before they finish the sentence. Those abilities are not genetic gifts. They are cultivated over years of reading, conversation, observation, and participation in a culture where large numbers of people share the same stories, symbols, assumptions, and historical references. Lose enough of those common reference points and communication begins to resemble my college conversation all those years ago, except this time there is no opportunity to notice the confused expression, no chance to rephrase the thought, and no shared experience from which to build a bridge.

I suspect this is where the internet has changed something far more significant than we appreciate. For nearly all of human history, communication happened face to face. If someone misunderstood you, you knew it immediately. You changed your wording, pointed at an object, drew a picture, laughed, gestured, or approached the idea from another direction until understanding emerged. Communication was an ongoing negotiation between human beings. The internet stripped away much of that feedback while simultaneously allowing each of us to inhabit our own algorithmically curated world. Two people born the same year, living in the same city, and speaking the same language can now possess remarkably little shared cultural knowledge because they have spent years consuming entirely different information, entertainment, history, and assumptions. We usually call that political polarization. I think it is something much deeper than politics. We are gradually losing the shared context that makes communication itself possible.

If that is true, then perhaps we have mistaken cause and effect. We commonly assume people stopped reading books and therefore lost the ability to understand complex writing. I wonder if the relationship actually runs in the opposite direction. What if people are reading less because the cognitive environment that once made deep reading rewarding has begun to disappear? Long-form writing assumes readers can hold multiple ideas in their minds simultaneously, recognize historical references without stopping, infer meaning that is implied rather than stated, and connect one paragraph to the next without constant repetition. Those habits develop inside a culture rich with common stories and shared assumptions. As that common culture fragments, long-form reading becomes more difficult and less rewarding. Schools respond by assigning excerpts instead of books. Writers simplify their prose. Publishers shorten their articles. Readers receive even less practice handling complexity, making the next generation of serious reading more difficult still. That isn’t a conspiracy. It’s a feedback loop.

The biblical story of the Tower of Babel has always fascinated me for that reason. Whether you view it as literal history or enduring metaphor, its central lesson isn’t merely that people began speaking different languages, they suddenly lost the ability to coordinate because they no longer shared understanding.

I think this essay is worth reading and thinking about. Maybe even discussing.

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Weekend

The Week in Pictures: Long Strange Trip Edition

The long strange trip is, of course, the Odyssey. The Christopher Nolan film dropped, to mixed reactions from conservative reviewers. Along with reviews, it gave rise to a number of entertaining memes. It was a rather slow week, so there were leftover memes–the World Cup, the buffalo, and so on. But the largest number of memes attacked socialism. Socialism has always been a target in meme-world, but with the Democratic Party going full commie, the memes are in overdrive.

Oh, one more thing: the phrase “explosive diarrhea” entered the lexicon.

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Hope you have something nice planned for this weekend.

This is the Thread before the Gardening Thread.

Serving your mid-day open thread needs


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Last week's thread, July 18, Saving the Shire

Comments are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway. And don't try to comment on Ace's follow-up yesterday: If you really want to destroy civilization in a hurry, go to the very heart of the human experience -- family and mating -- and destroy that.

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1 Those habits develop inside a culture rich with common stories and shared assumptions.

ALL judges need to have been raised in the USA.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:17 AM (NnhvP)

2 Nolan's film tells us this modern culture is but a pale degenerate shadow capering about on a cave wall.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 11:17 AM (yGLqz)

3 How many people have read the original?

How many people know there's something to read that existed *before* the movie?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:20 AM (vDZgA)

4 Suk muk dik

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 11:20 AM (TedUv)

5 Fritz Lang had something to say about the Tower of Babel in one of his movies. Along with the Whore if Babylon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 11:20 AM (yGLqz)

6 Yeah... our culture is "changing." Probably not for the better either. But these things tend to go in cycles, so maybe we're getting towards the end of this one, because it really sucks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 11:21 AM (jehhT)

7 OMG John Blaha from NBC is demanding that X take down every Odyssey meme, I am HOWLING

Heh.

Posted by: The Streisand Effect at July 25, 2026 11:21 AM (vDZgA)

8 In episode 4 of Chainsmoker Cat, one of the translators decided to virtue signal.

In the subtitles they replaced the word 'homeless' with 'unhoused' even though one can hear the Japanese seiyuu use the English word 'homeless.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (yGLqz)

9 It's all Greek to me.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (HnIBa)

10 40 years ago, someone observed that if a foreign power had done all this crap to our education system, it would rightly be considered an act of war.

The situation overall is far worse today.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (wi3nN)

11 John Blahs, the idiot who launched a thousand memes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 11:25 AM (yGLqz)

12 When I moved to NYC from Louisiana it was frequently hilarious regard to local idioms /language.

When I first went into a deli I ordered a tuna sandwich and the clerk asked me if I wanted it on a hard roll. I said no I want it on fresh bread.

My co-employees loved to tease me. They would leave a note on my desk around lunch that said 'Wanna Goweat? '

And when I first had to wash my clothes I asked someone in my building if there was a Washateria close by. They looked at me like I was nutz. It's Laundromat you redneck😃

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:26 AM (KC5Lt)

13 It's Laundromat you redneck😃
Posted by: polynikes

At least they gave you a compliment.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:28 AM (NnhvP)

14 Working on 1WP

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 11:29 AM (Ia/+0)

15 I never read the Odyssey but it's what I call general cliff note knowledge out there if one pays attention.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:29 AM (KC5Lt)

16 "She's From Texas, I Can Tell."
What a cute song. I've never heard it before.
Thanks KT!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 11:30 AM (2Ez/1)

17 I read the Ofyssey in high school. It was so long ago if I read it for an English class or on my own. I think it was the former.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 11:32 AM (rHgXV)

18 "Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:17 AM"

Quite so. Part of the Progressive Left's project has been to destroy "Shared Culture," which bound us together despite our regional differences. E.g., the King James Bible, Shakespeare, Greek mythology, etc. together with a common interpretation of same. None of this Jacques Derrida nonsense. If every interpretation is uniquely valid, then nothing is shred or common among all of us.

Posted by: RS at July 25, 2026 11:33 AM (GYx3d)

19 Is the sea wine dark in the Odysseus movie?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 25, 2026 11:34 AM (wTZkm)

20 In episode 4 of Chainsmoker Cat, one of the translators decided to virtue signal.

In the subtitles they replaced the word 'homeless' with 'unhoused' even though one can hear the Japanese seiyuu use the English word 'homeless.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (yGLqz)

And the proper term for them is "bum".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:34 AM (1z8ji)

21 I read the Ofyssey in high school

Only fans version?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:34 AM (NnhvP)

22 That's one of the things that I like about Substack, although they are working to screw it up. It's designed for readers and writers. I recently read the Odyssey because of a book club there. I didn't participate in their discussion but it did get me interested in reading it again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 11:35 AM (bkuEU)

23 She's From Texas, I Can Tell."
What a cute song. I've never heard it before.
Thanks KT!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 11:30 AM (2Ez/

I didn't know it had reached #1 on top 100 Billboard chart until I looked up what was #1 a few weeks ago and that was the song. I only listen to my downloaded music or 70's 80's Sirius channels in my truck.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:36 AM (KC5Lt)

24 Nope. 🙂 Just a silly typo. I don't know how any Only Fans version of "The Odyssey" would work, but I wouldn't want to see it. people do the strangest things to make money on the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 11:38 AM (xSAlF)

25
Them: "America has no culture."

___________

"Them" are the same people who would say we need to appreciate Somalian culture.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 11:38 AM (O0L8i)

26
"Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Western Civ has got to go!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 11:39 AM (O0L8i)

27 . people do the strangest things to make money on the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

So true.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:39 AM (NnhvP)

28 My husband and son saw it Husband thought the Gods and Goddesses weren't in it enough. He'd probably enjoy VDH's excellent essay on the movie and epic. I'll have to show it to him.

Thanks, KT. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 11:41 AM (xSAlF)

29 I always forget that when speaking to someone under 50 that they may understand the words that are coming out of my mouth, but they do not comprehend the message the words are conveying.

Posted by: Click Clack Language at July 25, 2026 11:41 AM (ftsic)

30 When I moved to NYC from Louisiana it was frequently hilarious regard to local idioms /language.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:26 AM


How did they react to "Pinch the tail and suck the head."?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 11:43 AM (c/EJw)

31 Part of the Progressive Left's project has been to destroy "Shared Culture," which binds us together despite regional differences.
——-

A lot of people even in 2026 profess bewilderment about progressive policies “it makes no sense” and “why would they want to do that” or this or not do that.

And much of it would appear inexplicable if one believed they weren’t trying to tear shit up. If you start with a different set of assumptions, everything they do makes perfect sense.

Border, language, culture looms large. Shared language and history. Cultural norms. Intact families, the basic building block of a functioning society. Etc etc, ad infinitum ad nauseam.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:43 AM (wi3nN)

32 I just finished an interesting book by a favorite author of mine, and I was thinking how mentally engaged I get when I read a book that interests me as contrasted to the passive nature of watching a movie in a theater or from a streaming source.

I was having this exact thought yesterday. I finished a long book on the American Revolution, and then tried to find something to watch on Netflix. I gave up after trying a few things because nothing held my attention. I'm lucky if one thing in 10 holds my attention, whereas most books do. It isn't that I've selected the subject matter, because I do that for movies and shows as well.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

33 29 I always forget that when speaking to someone under 50 that they may understand the words that are coming out of my mouth, but they do not comprehend the message the words are conveying.

Posted by: Click Clack Language at July 25, 2026 11:41 AM (ftsic)

My brother and sister kittehs are named Bogey and Bacall. None of the staff at the Vet's office have a clue where those names come from.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:44 AM (KC5Lt)

34 I can look at Ella Langley all day long.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 11:44 AM (qFwJc)

35 Is the sea wine dark in the Odysseus movie?
Posted by: Northernlurker

It's the oar-smiting from the benches that makes you a sailor.

I read it in ninth grade (called "Junior High" back then), then a smidge in Attic while in college. Then read the whole shebang aloud to my wife when we was a-courtin'. Then, the recent condensed version for YA (still pretty racy) to a girl I was 'school-sitting' (quick dose of home schooling while her parents went off to work and the bus wasn't due yet).

I think it's like Atlas You-Know-What: overwrought, wordy, needs an editor blah-blah-blah but you still need to go through it every couple seasons so you don't forget the characters. And then you bump into a line from it somewhere and you're flying through the gulch again, between the maelstrom and the rock.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 11:45 AM (zdLoL)

36 "Them" are the same people who would say we need to appreciate Somalian culture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 11:38 AM


To be fair, if we had sufficient learing laid on us, we would.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 11:45 AM (c/EJw)

37 Those habits develop inside a culture rich with common stories and shared assumptions.

ALL judges need to have been raised in the USA.
Posted by: AZ deplorable

This.^^^^^

Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 11:46 AM (sl73Y)

38 "Culture" is often used as an excuse for bad behavior. As if it somehow makes it acceptable.

Or you're a racist for not understanding it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 11:47 AM (jehhT)

39 Ella Langley is an elegant looker, and has a recognizably unique singing style. I hope to hell she isn't some crazed lefty, because I'd be sorry having to turn to a different station when her songs come on the radio.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 25, 2026 11:48 AM (JFPBr)

40 40 years ago, someone observed that if a foreign power had done all this crap to our education system, it would rightly be considered an act of war.

The situation overall is far worse today.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:24 AM (wi3nN)

Communist Goals For The USA as red into the congressional record in 1963. The communists have exceeded their wildest dreams.

https://tinyurl.com/4eku54s8

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 11:48 AM (hmYU4)

41 Thx K.T.
Ella Langley has nice elbows. Can sing too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 11:48 AM (/hT+7)

42 As usual KT's Saturday essay is a high point of the week at Ace's place. Thank you ma'am.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 25, 2026 11:49 AM (JFPBr)

43 Read, not red. GAH! Oh, wait, maybe "red" was correct.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 11:50 AM (hmYU4)

44 I'll raise a glass to Penelope when we crank up the grill later today, a loyal woman through and through.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 25, 2026 11:52 AM (JFPBr)

45 America has a unique culture, in fact. Not a very long one, to be sure, since it is “only” 250 years old.

That this particular system of rule of law, individual rights, freedom of worship, private property, and the rest of it is so wildly successful it is obvious that is why they hate it so much.

“Presumption of Innocence” we take for granted. Or we used to anyway. I was astonished to see all those Ivy League cocksuckers on the TV hand wave all that away in order to advance their own political goals.

Anonymous accusations from 40 years ago? Well you gotta resign, obviously.

Sometimes you’ll hear leftists talk about “human rights” but they don’t want you to notice they mean “group rights”.

You are NOTHING unless and until you are part of a particular group.

“You ain’t really black unless you vote for me” said Joe Biden. The guy really is a fucking idiot, but he understands and articulates this sort of nonsense very well, at times.

Individual rights has probably always been a completely foreign and alien concept, and around the world even today

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:58 AM (wi3nN)

46 In April 1983, U.S. Secretary of Education Terrell Bell created the National Commission on Excellence in Education, directing it to “examine the quality of education in the United States.” The panel found that “the educational foundations of our society are presently being eroded by a rising tide of mediocrity that threatens our very future as a Nation and a people.”

The report famously asserted, “If an unfriendly foreign power had attempted to impose on America the mediocre educational performance that exists today, we might have viewed it as an act of war.” It also insists that “…academic excellence [is] the primary goal of schooling [and it] seems to be fading across…American education.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 11:59 AM (c/EJw)

47 “Presumption of Innocence” we take for granted. Or we used to anyway. is exactly what a white supremacist would say.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)

48 read it maybe 35 years ago. might read it again, free online

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 25, 2026 12:00 PM (CWTWj)

49 It's certainly a trivial example, but I think Sophie Cunningham's shoes instantly selling out is a token of a major sea change in the culture. The woke nonsense has run its course, and the number of people endorsing its silly precepts is cratering, because nobody likes looking stupid. It was always a fad, and a way of virtue signaling, but like all such fads, you don't want to be the last one defending the old zeitgeist.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)

50 tell me, oh muse, of that cis unbirthing person

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 25, 2026 12:03 PM (CWTWj)

51 Whittle's vid is excellent, but he is definitely preaching to the choir. How many people under 30 actually read for fun or to further educate themselves. Most of them, and some older, have the attention span of a gnat. That doesn't lead to deep thinking or remembering things

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (/hT+7)

52 My husband and son saw it Husband thought the Gods and Goddesses weren't in it enough. He'd probably enjoy VDH's excellent essay on the movie and epic. I'll have to show it to him.

Thanks, KT. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 11:41 AM (xSAlF)


I think that's a general problem with movies/novels that source Greek or Roman myths.

Surprise! The same people who can't/won't take Christianity seriously, can't/won't take gods and goddesses in an ancient narrative. It's almost always played for the laughs.

Whereas a world with gods, popping in and out of human life like you'd pop into a Dairy Queen for a swirl cones would be frightening as hell.

I'd be interested in seeing an Odyssey or Iliad or Aenid like that.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (iJfKG)

53 The movie producers are buying up tickets to boost sales numbers, similar to what was done for Captain Marvel.

There are multiple people reporting overwhelming no shows. Most attendees are complaining that they end up with bad seats only to find out that theater is mostly empty.

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.

Homer's Odyssey deserves far better.

Posted by: ironwolf32 at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (Ih5Xj)

54 read the Ofyssey in high school. It was so long ago if I read it for an English class or on my own. I think it was the former.

As a business major, I liked to go elsewhere with my electives.
Took a couse on greek mythology, read Metamorphese, The Illiad, The Oddysey, a bunch of comedies, Euripedese (?), all well over fifty years ago. Enjoyable change of pace.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (sl73Y)

55 I rented a Honda Odyssey once. Don't think it was built in Greece, though.

Posted by: Russian Hands, Roman Fingers at July 25, 2026 12:07 PM (JM9I6)

56 Attempting to tie everything they don’t like to “white supremacy” is so remarkably stupid I can’t really grok what they are actually trying to accomplish.

Divide everything up, increase ethnic tensions and hostility, ensure blacks and others remain mired in dysfunctional communities, and destroy the education system, sure. It’s too depressing to think about.

Get your kids completely out of government schools if at all possible. There is no other alternative

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 12:07 PM (wi3nN)

57 Individual rights has probably always been a completely foreign and alien concept, and around the world even today.
Posted by: Common Tater
___________

The sanctity of the individual is, from what I can tell, unique to the west, and maybe Christianity.

Here's a passage from Darkness at Noon that has stuck with me:

"There are only two conceptions of human ethics, and they are at opposite poles. One of them is Christian and humane, declares the individual to be sacrosanct, and asserts that the rules of arithmetic are not to be applied to human units. The other starts from the basic principle that a collective aim justifies all means, and not only allows, but demands, that the individual should in every way be subordinated and sacrificed to the community—which may dispose of it as an experimentation rabbit or a sacrificial lamb. The first conception could be called anti-vivisection morality, the second, vivisection morality."

And completely OT, this is why Spock's "needs of the many" quote has always pissed me off.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 12:10 PM (XvL8K)

58 I’d take the Whore of Babylon over the whore of Compton. Or Mogadishu.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:11 PM (yiEEK)

59
We're going to "The Odyssey" tomorrow morning.

My excitement and anticipation have been appropriately dialed down, so I shouldn't particularly disappointed.

I've read the "The Odyssey" a few times before. Always a good read.

I'll probably do it again and we see TO tomorrow.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:11 PM (iJfKG)

60 53 The movie producers are buying up tickets to boost sales numbers, similar to what was done for Captain Marvel.

There are multiple people reporting overwhelming no shows. Most attendees are complaining that they end up with bad seats only to find out that theater is mostly empty.

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.



Gotta source for those claims?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

61 "Pictures entertain you. Words make you think."

Posted by: wcgreen at July 25, 2026 12:11 PM (u5BVN)

62 "Not all readers are leaders, but all leaders are readers."

Posted by: Harry Truman at July 25, 2026 12:12 PM (2Ez/1)

63 Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (iJfKG)

Very good points. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 12:12 PM (gsYaF)

64 Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.

Gotta source for those claims?



I mean other than the Ellen Page one. That's spot on.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)

65 23 I only listen to my downloaded music or 70's 80's Sirius channels in my truck.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:36 AM (KC5Lt)

Fistbump!

I also like Classic Vinyl and Prime Country.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 12:12 PM (QGaXH)

66 Why doesn't Hollywood ever make movies based on similar timeless stories of heroics, written by people in Ancient Wakanda?

Posted by: Joy Reid at July 25, 2026 12:13 PM (5rh/l)

67 The movie producers are buying up tickets to boost sales numbers, similar to what was done for Captain Marvel.

There are multiple people reporting overwhelming no shows. Most attendees are complaining that they end up with bad seats only to find out that theater is mostly empty.

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.

Homer's Odyssey deserves far better.
Posted by: ironwolf32 at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (Ih5Xj)

My friend is running the 70mm and digital IMAX shows at a large theater. The theaters have been sold out (physically) at every show. AND, the theater is charging 3.00 more to see the 70mm or IMAX presentations. Two regular digital screens as well. It's crazy.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 12:15 PM (hmYU4)

68 56 Attempting to tie everything they don’t like to “white supremacy” is so remarkably stupid I can’t really grok what they are actually trying to accomplish.

complaining about attempts to tie things to white supremacy is one of the leading hallmarks of white supremacy.

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2026 12:15 PM (qdr3M)

69 It's certainly a trivial example, but I think Sophie Cunningham's shoes instantly selling out is a token of a major sea change in the culture. The woke nonsense has run its course, [ . . . ]
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)


I) am not sure if that is it, or if it is that no real majority supported the woke jackassery, just that the loudest voices had all the support of the MSM and every other channel, and normies were silenced and isolated. The shoes selling out may be that normal people are deeply thirsting for any way to hit back and show displeasure without being cancelled and fired for being a rassishaterxenophobe.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:16 PM (rbvCR)

70 >>It's certainly a trivial example, but I think Sophie Cunningham's shoes instantly selling out is a token of a major sea change in the culture.

Meanwhile, Obama visited a practice session for the WNBA Allstar game where he met Caitlin Clark.

After telling her not to let all the nonsense get her down, to the surprise of no one, he quickly turned to talking about himself.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 12:16 PM (J4Dwc)

71 I've been reading more on the Shiloh Hendrix case and it keeps getting worse and worse.

She wasn't convicted of calling the kid a racial slur she was convicted of calling the Somali man (unrelated to the Somali kid that stole her stuff) the racial slur.

The same guy had charges against him dropped one month before the Hendrix case of raping a 16 year old. And after those charges are dismissed...he immediately starts hanging out in a kid's park filming people?!?

Why were the charges dismissed? I can't find an explanation. The girl still seems to be saying the Somali guy raped her so she didn't drop the charges.

Posted by: Riker at July 25, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

72 Isn't this Odyssey movie where a Woman Trannie plays Zeus?

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 12:17 PM (Ia/+0)

73 The movie producers are buying up tickets to boost sales numbers, similar to what was done for Captain Marvel.

There are multiple people reporting overwhelming no shows. Most attendees are complaining that they end up with bad seats only to find out that theater is mostly empty.

Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is fake and gay, like Ellen Page.

Homer's Odyssey deserves far better.
Posted by: ironwolf32 at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (Ih5Xj)

My friend is running the 70mm and digital IMAX shows at a large theater. The theaters have been sold out (physically) at every show. AND, the theater is charging 3.00 more to see the 70mm or IMAX presentations. Two regular digital screens as well. It's crazy.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 12:15 PM (hmYU4)


Yeah, people I've talked to who have seen the movie say the IMAX theaters were totally packed with people though there were a few front row seats available.

I can't even imagine trying to watch a movie in IMAX on the front row.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:18 PM (iJfKG)

74 I am reliably informed everything about Greek history is ghey and stolen from Wakanda.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 12:18 PM (JvZF+)

75 Sophie certainly doesn't have to worry about getting the male gaze from Obama

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:18 PM (sKqQm)

76 In the subtitles they replaced the word 'homeless' with 'unhoused' even though one can hear the Japanese seiyuu use the English word 'homeless.'

Translators tried to dodge that by saying they're actually localizers, adapting it for a new culture rather than just translating. That was quickly flipped to "wokalizers" by the Internet and I think they're back to saying they're translators now.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:19 PM (QZThv)

77 Point of Order: use of "trivial" and "major" in the same sentence.

Posted by: Person who likes to say Point Of Order at July 25, 2026 12:19 PM (2Ez/1)

78 Homer's Odyssey deserves far better.
Posted by: ironwolf32 at July 25, 2026 12:06 PM (Ih5Xj)


AI slop: Elliot Page being fitted with Mycenean armor

youtu.be/jG-qekubNcI

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:19 PM (rbvCR)

79 Just now waking up and it's probably already been said, but this is the best meme of the week.

Saving Private Ryan
Interstellar
The Martian
The Odyssey

Hollywood has spent hundreds of millions trying to get Matt Damon home.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 12:19 PM (2WIwB)

80 When you bring Somalis here you get Somalia here.

Posted by: Duh at July 25, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)

81 - Some years back I checked Illiad and the Odessey out from the library. You know, because it's something everyone must read.

Never made it through even the Illiad.
Decision it was one of those things you read to show others you have good taste. Or to show how edumacated you are.

And yes KT, the Biblical account of the tower of Babel is a true account.
Just as the creation account, the garden of Eden, Noah's flood, Abraham, the plagues in Egypt and the Red Sea crossing, etc, through our Lord's birth, ministry, death and resurrection.
It will be the same for the events surrounding His return.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 12:21 PM (/XKEa)

82 We're going to "The Odyssey" tomorrow morning.

My excitement and anticipation have been appropriately dialed down, so I shouldn't particularly disappointed.

I've read the "The Odyssey" a few times before. Always a good read.

I'll probably do it again and we see TO tomorrow.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 12:11
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'Fake, if you limbo under the low, low bar of modern expectations you can be entertained, and it's a fast-paced three hours, but it has no staying power in the imagination (IMHO), unlike the source material.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 12:21 PM (kpS4V)

83 Attempting to tie everything they don’t like to “white supremacy” is so remarkably stupid I can’t really grok what they are actually trying to accomplish.

Divide everything up, increase ethnic tensions and hostility, ensure blacks and others remain mired in dysfunctional communities, and destroy the education system, sure. It’s too depressing to think about.


The goal is feudalism and no resistance from the peasantry. Who has historically resisted the most against unfree governments? White men. So minimize that population by all means possible, bring in races and ethnic groups more known for unthinking compliance, and pretty soon you can get used to people saying "yes, my lord" to you.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:22 PM (QZThv)

84 I ran across a new broadcast from 1989 from MA.

The news story mentioned they had 28K people on public assistance including...500 illegals. The number today? 2M people and I can't find any reasonable numbers for how many of them are illegals.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

85 Working on 1WP
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 11:29 AM (Ia/+0)


Already got mine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 12:23 PM (2WIwB)

86 Individual rights has probably always been a completely foreign and alien concept, and around the world even today
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 11:58 AM (wi3nN)

Individual Rights are the basis of all Morality.

Denial of individual rights is the core of all Evil.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:24 PM (yiEEK)

87 Matt Damon plays only two roles decently:

Boston thug
Sneaky fucker

He is likely terrible in the Odyssey

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

88 'Fake, if you limbo under the low, low bar of modern expectations you can be entertained, and it's a fast-paced three hours, but it has no staying power in the imagination (IMHO), unlike the source material.

Critical Drinker says it's basically Avatar, a movie everyone saw that made infinite money and which made zero impact on the actual culture. Nobody quotes it, nobody references it, it's a non-entity.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:24 PM (QZThv)

89 Point of Order: use of "trivial" and "major" in the same sentence.

Posted by: Person who likes to say Point Of Order [i/]

It's a fair cop.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

90 "America has no culture."

Did you tell that to all the European fans of Men's Metric Kickball standing in line for brisket at Buc-ee's?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)

91 I wish I could argue that the alarm about reading and loss of culture is unfounded. I can't. It is bad, disastrous, and getting worse. And it is deliberate. The commie powers, whether national or NYC or teachers unions, can only succeed if the structure that built western civilization are eliminated. Even the desire to preserve that structure must be removed. Traditional and historic figures: Superman, the Founding Fathers, the philosophy of Greece and Rome, the writings that formed the basis of culture for 2,000 years are dangerous because they require acknowledging virtue and thought.

However, there is some push back.

Continued ...

Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (yTvNw)

92 Whatever you think of Nolan's film, it's doing boffo box office.

So even if it's not historically accurate, it's capturing a lot of eyeballs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (u0Ymi)

93 LOL, I thought some shoe-sniffing pervert bought Sophie Cunningham's actual shoes, not that her shoe line sold out.

Good for her!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 12:26 PM (kpS4V)

94 Quickly checking the numbers, the Odyssey will probably break even or make a small profit - why are people saying it is doing well in the theaters?

It cost $250M to make, so films normally need to double that to break even. Its at $384M so far.

Oppenheimer cost $100M and made just under $1B.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:32 PM (sKqQm)

95 Point of Order: use of "trivial" and "major" in the same sentence.

Posted by: Person who likes to say Point Of Order [i/]

It's a fair cop.


Upon further reflection, I withdraw my agreement. It is NOT a fair cop. The selling of a woman's athletic shoe is trivial, but what it portends is not. Yes, I really did spend more time thinking about this.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

96 How about the Kirk Douglas version?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2026 12:34 PM (Cqx++)

97 @88 Ian S, I am a big sci- fi fan and I saw Avatar. I was bored and I can't remember much about the film. Compare it to Alien, Aliens , Stat Wars (even the crappy ones) and it pales in comparison

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:34 PM (/hT+7)

98 Whatever you think of Nolan's film, it's doing boffo box office.

So even if it's not historically accurate, it's capturing a lot of eyeballs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (u0Ymi)

See my post at 67. Sellout crowds.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 12:35 PM (hmYU4)

99 I liked Matt Damon in The Martian. Despite the scientific inaccuracies I thought it was a good movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:35 PM (/hT+7)

100 I rented a Honda Odyssey once. Don't think it was built in Greece, though.

I heard the Honda Iliad conks out right after Priam gets Hector's body back from Achilles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 12:37 PM (guGkK)

101 It's all Greek to me.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 12:38 PM (F9jFo)

102 . . . I don’t think the young woman in Mary Katherine Ham’s video was stupid.
--

Stupid is as stupid does
She seems as dumb as a box of rocks

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 25, 2026 12:38 PM (0TVIV)

103 The meme Homer's Odyssey with Homer Simpson standing next to a Honda Odyssey is pretty good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:38 PM (/hT+7)

104 And completely OT, this is why Spock's "needs of the many" quote has always pissed me off.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 12:10 PM (XvL8K)

This cuts to the heart of why Marxism is a crude, satanic copy of 1st century Christianity. When a choice to sacrifice is made by an individual acting out of his own free will who understands all the ramifications of his or her actions, it is one of the highest and noblest endeavors possible.
But when that choice is made by a government against an individual’s wishes, it becomes an instrument of great evil.

“No man has greater love than that he lay down his life for his friends.” This we all acknowledge.

Yet it is an abomination to say “No State has greater love than that they slaughter their own citizens for the good of the State.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:38 PM (yiEEK)

105 I am a big sci- fi fan and I saw Avatar. I was bored and I can't remember much about the film. Compare it to Alien, Aliens , Stat Wars (even the crappy ones) and it pales in comparison

Right. I haven't seen Avatar and I know exactly as much about it as people who have. It's not like The Matrix which still gets commonly cited today in a million different ways. This Odyssey is likely to go the same way.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:40 PM (QZThv)

106 But when that choice is made by a government against an individual’s wishes, it becomes an instrument of great evil.

The left is getting more consistent about this though - look at their arguments as to why illegals/immigrants shouldnt spend jail time for rape...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

107 Continued form comment 91 ...

There is resistance to this dumbing down and endless reliance on centralized technology. Home schooling. The move, especially by younger people, to reduce dependence on digital devices and their demands. Books by Martin Shaw (the story teller, not the actor) sell well.

Malcolm Guite's first volume of the poetic epic of the King Arthur legends sold out fast, a second printing was much bigger and sold out. The publisher is rushing a third, still bigger, run to meet current demand. It only came out in April. And it is selling to young people, not just aged nerds like me. Young parents are reading it to their kids and the kids are eating it up according to comments and reviews. The sources Guite lists in an appendix is generating renewed interest in medieval literature. Not just the stories but the culture that created them.

These things give me a glimmer of hope despite the darkness being foisted upon us and our culture.

Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 12:40 PM (yTvNw)

108 Reparations for Helen!!!!! Bitches

Posted by: JAZZY CROCKETT at July 25, 2026 12:41 PM (Cv/v8)

109 The goal is feudalism and no resistance from the peasantry. Who has historically resisted the most against unfree governments? White males.
——-

Well, OK. It’s entirely schizophrenic with a bath salts chaser to watch “minorities” (coached by leftist twats) try to malign the structures and systems that provide for their sustenance.

Cassius Clay decided to poke around the continent of Africa when he was boxing overseas. When a reporter asked what he thought about his old stomping grounds all he said wss “I’m glad my daddy got on that boat!” LOL

I don’t “hate” government, but it is sobering to place your very survival in the hands of the sort of clowns these days who manage to get elected or appointed. What could go wrong? They insist upon themselves, and claim superiority in smarts or whatever, yet they are some deviant combination of incompetence and wicked malevolence.

They like to talk about “sustainable” an awful lot, though curiously never about a national government $38 trillion in the hole and borrowing & spending more. On stupid shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 12:42 PM (qs4KZ)

110 I hear audiences like The Odyssey movie.
I am not surprised - the public is always disappointing me.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (0TVIV)

111 Ian S, I am a big sci- fi fan and I saw Avatar. I was bored and I can't remember much about the film. Compare it to Alien, Aliens , Stat Wars (even the crappy ones) and it pales in comparison
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 12:34 PM (/hT+7)


I recently saw a discussion of the plot of Avatar: the critic panned it because it was also the plot to Disney's Pocahontas

then he took the plot of Pocahontas and scratched out the proper nouns and replaced them with the ones from Avatar to prove his point.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (rbvCR)

112 Spock's "needs of the many" quote has always pissed me off. --Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

It's also part of the source tale of The Lone Ranger! JS Mill and Jeremy Bentham get credit as founding libertarians, but in that respect they sure aren't. It's dangerous to study just a little philosophy. At my school we didn't have a "101."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (zdLoL)

113 I mostly like Matt Damon movies, all movies seem to need to tweak reality a bit. Cap and Ball YouTube just put one out about Last of the Mohicans that silk for a rifle ball wad puts 40 yds more. Of course it doesn't but its not a history lesson after all.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (Ia/+0)

114 1) Wiki reports the budget for every movie it covers. But to make a profit, according to what I've read, a film must make 2X its budget. That's because of post-production expenses-- distribution, advertising, misc.

2) adult literacy:

I used to tutor adult literacy one-on-one. I quit because it was too hard on me physically. A good portion of those who sign up for literacy classes don't really want to learn to read-- they want help with their medical correspondence, & other business-related matters. And that's fine, but it surprised me.

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (RCjYY)

115
92 Whatever you think of Nolan's film, it's doing boffo box office.

So even if it's not historically accurate, it's capturing a lot of eyeballs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2026 12:25 PM (u0Ymi)

When it came out, Avatar was the highest grossing film of all time.

A few years later, it’s a mostly forgotten juvenile embarrassment.

PT Barnum: No one ever went broke Underestimating the taste of the American Public.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:44 PM (yiEEK)

116 I recently saw a discussion of the plot of Avatar: the critic panned it because it was also the plot to Disney's Pocahontas

Someone once observed that there are only six plots that get re-skinned for every new story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 12:45 PM (guGkK)

117 - Trying to square a circle.

Reading along seeing people just hammer this movie and then, what do they do?
Go give the movie maker their money to watch it.

As an aside, it wasn't the Greek and Roman philosophers that the founders of this nation adhered to when founding it. They neither believed in nor followed after pagan gods.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 12:45 PM (/XKEa)

118 It’s entirely schizophrenic with a bath salts chaser to watch “minorities” (coached by leftist twats) try to malign the structures and systems that provide for their sustenance.

100%. The real qualitative difference in today's Marxist morons is that they believe they can substitute their political system and nothing else will change except what they want to change. We have a century+ of data proving otherwise, but we're the "science deniers".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:45 PM (QZThv)

119 Matt Damon plays only two roles decently:

Boston thug
Sneaky fucker

He is likely terrible in the Odyssey
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
===============
I thought he reached his apex in Team America, World Police

Posted by: Trey Parker at July 25, 2026 12:45 PM (oT0kA)

120 When it came out, Avatar was the highest grossing film of all time.

A few years later, it’s a mostly forgotten juvenile embarrassment.


How can it be forgotten; it won't go away. They'll keep making them like they made Rocky movies, until they stop printing money.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

121 Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick

AYFKM? Telemachus *still* doesn't have his driver's license?!?!?!

Posted by: Odysseus at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (vDZgA)

122 What's a Grecian urn? I never got a straight answer to that.

Posted by: Annie Amphora at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (JM9I6)

123 Is Elon's latest Starship still bobbing around in the ocean?

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (4NO2D)

124 Someone once observed that there are only six plots that get re-skinned for every new story.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 12:45 PM (guGkK)


I always thought Campbell was overstating the hero's journey importance.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (rbvCR)

125 I recently saw a discussion of the plot of Avatar: the critic panned it because it was also the plot to Disney's Pocahontas

then he took the plot of Pocahontas and scratched out the proper nouns and replaced them with the ones from Avatar to prove his point.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (rbvCR)

Right idea, wrong film. As James Madison and I have joked often, Avatar is almost a scene by scene ripoff of the children’s eco-fantasy cartoon “Ferngully”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (yiEEK)

126 What's a Grecian urn? I never got a straight answer to that.

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (QZThv)

127 >>> I thought some shoe-sniffing pervert bought Sophie Cunningham's actual shoes,

*** shifty eyes ***

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (V0/Sp)

128 We are gradually losing the shared context that makes communication itself possible.

What shared context? Diversity is our strength. Yeeting shared context is the whole point. Sending a Normal to a post-modern university will reset her context into communications black hole.

Lack of concentration due to hours of training into passive awareness via endless scrolling contributes to a naturally low context culture losing the utility of pronouns because the listener lost track of the subject and object, not just because the cultural Marxists have deliberately worked to deconstruct simple 1:1 communication.

This is why a large and growing part of the country can only "communicate" in emotional trigger words and emotis and is increasingly alienated from reason.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (rgGn5)

129 Heard it said Grecian women are high maintenance on the cost of depilatory services alone.

Posted by: Second Only To Turkish Women at July 25, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)

130
122 What's a Grecian urn? I never got a straight answer to that.
Posted by: Annie Amphora at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (JM9I6).

20 bucks, same as in town!

(I had to say it)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:48 PM (yiEEK)

131 I recently saw a discussion of the plot of Avatar: the critic panned it because it was also the plot to Disney's Pocahontas

That plot also predates Pocahontas (a movie which itself is probably best known today as a way to call Elizabeth Warren names).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:49 PM (QZThv)

132 This is why a large and growing part of the country can only "communicate" in emotional trigger words and emotis and is increasingly alienated from reason.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 12:49 PM (guGkK)

133 George Orwell once wrote that the cinema was a "soggy attraction" and a necessary drug for friendless people.

Posted by: The Movies Blow Chunks at July 25, 2026 12:50 PM (ftsic)

134 Upon further reflection, I withdraw my agreement. It is NOT a fair cop. The selling of a woman's athletic shoe is trivial, but what it portends is not. Yes, I really did spend more time thinking about this.
Posted by: Archimedes at

Fair cop comment made me look. I agree with your reconsideration, was not a fair cop.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 12:51 PM (sl73Y)

135 Suspect the Odyssey will be especially popular with those who never read it ... or with those who were compelled to read Homer "back in the day" by some wrinkled old comp lit professor.

I read both, on my own in the Fitzgerald translation (dating myself, I know) and preferred the Iliad. Never warmed to Homer's Ulysses. Basically burns through all his men on the way home. Even though that's a given, it never appealed.

Posted by: YellowBird at July 25, 2026 12:53 PM (MEbkQ)

136 There was no bombing of Iran last night, first time in the last 13 days.

I think Trump is negotiating with them again.

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 12:54 PM (RCjYY)

137 >>Reading along seeing people just hammer this movie and then, what do they do? Go give the movie maker their money to watch it.

Some of whom are very quick to chastise football fans for watching NFL games because woke. I guess they don't see the hypocrisy.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 12:54 PM (J4Dwc)

138 George Orwell once wrote that the cinema was a "soggy attraction" and a necessary drug for friendless people.

It's been pointed out regularly that movies originally became popular because they were the first places in most of the country to have air conditioning outside of factories that needed the climate controlled (the original reason Willis Carrier did the thing).

Meanwhile, the BBC had an activist woman on who said rather than buy an air conditioner and make the baby Gaia cry (before we abort it?), you should, and I quote, "paint your windows with yogurt". I guess the smell when you fill your house with yogurt and its 85 degrees will make you forget that you're hot.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2026 12:54 PM (QZThv)

139 Right idea, wrong film. As James Madison and I have joked often, Avatar is almost a scene by scene ripoff of the children’s eco-fantasy cartoon “Ferngully”.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (yiEEK)

Didn't Cameron direct Ferngully as well?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 12:56 PM (lFFaq)

140 For those who follow REAL football.

San Francisco 49ers head coach Kyle Shananhan was involved in a serious car accident last week, the team announced on Saturday.
Shanahan broke his nose, three ribs, his hand, needed over 40 stitches in his face and suffered a severe concussion in the accident, according to ESPN.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)

141 I can look at Ella Langley all day long.

A lot of it may be the hair style but she reminds me of a young Linda Ronstadt in that video. And that's not a bad thing.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 25, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs)

142 PT Barnum: No one ever went broke Underestimating the taste of the American Public.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:44 PM (yiEEK)

I can't wait for the "Barbie" sequel!

Posted by: American Public at July 25, 2026 12:57 PM (ftsic)

143 PT Barnum: No one ever went broke Underestimating the taste of the American Public.
I think you may want to look to the header of this blog for the actual source of that quotation.
Barnum is unfairly maligned. He was a major Republican functionary, and mayor of Bridgeport when it was a conservative stronghold. Certainly never the Babbitt depicted by this line.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 12:59 PM (zdLoL)

144 And Tony Romo got popped for DUI

Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 12:59 PM (J4Dwc)

145 There is resistance to this dumbing down and endless reliance on centralized technology. Home schooling.

This is a direct repudiation of 'W's (including Ted Kennedy and John Boehner) asinine "No Child Left Behind" policy that mainstreamed retards and thugs into the class room alienating good teachers into early retirement, and causing a generation or two to go stupid due to "teaching" to the lowest common denominator.

I'm glad to see a resurgence in a bifurcation of this society into mouth breathers and Producers. We have all heard of Pareto Law (80:20), but with AI society can still function with a 95:5 Principle of Factor Sparsity.

I encourage homeschoolers to conquer at whatever they do.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 12:59 PM (rgGn5)

146 >>> 139 Right idea, wrong film. As James Madison and I have joked often, Avatar is almost a scene by scene ripoff of the children’s eco-fantasy cartoon “Ferngully”.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:47 PM (yiEEK)

Didn't Cameron direct Ferngully as well?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 12:56 PM (lFFaq)

I have no idea who *did*, but Jimmy wasn't involved.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:00 PM (vDZgA)

147 Tuco went to the gunshop to check out the pistols. Or was it Eastwood?

They were cap & ball percussion cap revolvers, miraculously modified to fit brass cartridges, I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 01:02 PM (qs4KZ)

148 Tom, Biff @104,
A well reasoned explanation. Thanxs.
Spock's version has always reminded me of the kid throwing himself on a grenade to save his squad. Stalin's version is vile.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:02 PM (2WIwB)

149 it wasn't the Greek and Roman philosophers that the founders of this nation adhered to when founding it.

You sure as shit have a lot of excuses for not knowing things.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (zdLoL)

150 (at one time I probably could have named every single thing he and/or his ex-wife directed / produced / whatever'ed)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (vDZgA)

151 I have no idea who *did*, but Jimmy wasn't involved.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:00 PM (vDZgA)

Never watched either, but I could have sworn I'd read when "Dances With Aliens" came out that he'd also been responsible for Ferngully. Maybe people were just noting the similarity.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (lFFaq)

152 The second Odysseus gets back, carrying in bags of cyclops eggs and siren milk, he sees the refrigerator and instantly remembers his whole reason for going out was they were out of bacon and he'll just have to go out again in the afternoon to get some. Dangit!

Posted by: banana Dream - mmmm siren milk at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (3uBP9)

153 Rashee Rice is out of jail, but may get suspended again by the League. Plus he had knee surgery. He's the Chefs' WR 1.

One way to stop Mahomes is to construct a roster with suspect WRs.

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (RCjYY)

154 Hold on to yer britches...

@LeadingReport 51m
Parsley and cilantro reportedly now linked to cyclospora outbreak in North Carolina, per NYP.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2026 01:04 PM (diia5)

155 >>> 151
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Never watched either, but I could have sworn I'd read when "Dances With Aliens" came out that he'd also been responsible for Ferngully. Maybe people were just noting the similarity.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (lFFaq)

This title will never not be funny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 01:05 PM (vDZgA)

156 The second Odysseus gets back, carrying in bags of cyclops eggs and siren milk, he sees the refrigerator and instantly remembers his whole reason for going out was they were out of bacon and he'll just have to go out again in the afternoon to get some. Dangit!


But the time, he's taking the back way, avoiding Scylla and Charybdis entirely.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (guGkK)

157 What's a Grecian urn? I never got a straight answer to that.


20 drachmas/hour

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (2WIwB)

158 There was no bombing of Iran last night, first time in the last 13 days.

Or the US military ran out of things to drop.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (rgGn5)

159 Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 01:03 PM (RCjYY)

Is he related to Jerry Rice? Definitely starting to see dynasties in football. Aren't the Mannings on the third generation now?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (lFFaq)

160 If I only thought about the negative aspects of the current culture, and they can be overwhelming, I would spend my old age drowning in despair and rage. I choose not to do that within the limits my my considerable temper. So I look for glimmerings of the positive and hopeful. Reducing my dependence on digital everything as far as possible: streaming instead of physical media, no QR code stuff, not living for 'social media', using cash when possible, if I were 40 years younger I would seriously look at homesteading.

Other areas: more recently published books of classic poetry and literature and they are selling. Renewed interest in hands-on hobbies and activities. Increasing amount of home schooling. An upsurge of interest and conversion in the traditional Roman Catholic church, despite the last few Popes. Not just the motions but seeking understanding of the reasons Christianity is so valuable to individuals and society.

Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2026 01:07 PM (yTvNw)

161 She's from Texas I can tell
By the way he's two stepping round the room

Okay, in defense of the confused blogger, I'll join her and say this lyric is unclear.

You have 3 people: an observer, a two-steppin he, and a she from Texas.

Why is it obvious that "she" is from Texas? I surmise it's because "he" is outrageously flirting with her, and Texas girls then must be very attractive. But if the only clue that she's from Texas is his attention directed toward her, I must say the blogger's confusion is legitimate. Should one assume from this song that if a girl attracts a man's attention, that girl has to be from Texas?

Posted by: bradc at July 25, 2026 01:08 PM (CtpVw)

162 Or the US military ran out of things to drop.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (rgGn5)


Could be. Rumor has it that the most recent payloads dropped on Iran consisted exclusively of I'm With Her T-shirts in assorted colors and sizes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:08 PM (guGkK)

163 mainstreamed retards and thugs into the class room alienating good teachers into early retirement, and causing a generation or two to go stupid due to "teaching" to the lowest common denominator.
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"It takes a child to raze a village" --- Florence King

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 01:10 PM (XeU6L)

164 Note that the audiobook below was read by a person, not AI.

I don't like audiobooks for NEW reads, but I have developed a fancy for using audiobooks of things I've read dozens of times as background while gaming, painting, etc.

Last year I got the audiobook for one of Heinlein's "juveniles" - Starman Jones. Early on our hero hitches a ride with a hovertrucker to a spaceport, stops off at a diner along the way. The waitress addresses the trucker as "honeychile".

The reader pronounced it (phonetically) as "honey" + "chili". As in, not the dish, but the country of Chile. Now, I grew up in the South but I don't think "honeychile" as a drawl of "honeychild" is all that mysterious. At all.

Yet. That glaring mistake made it through reading, performing, and any editing that may have happened after (are audiobooks edited?).

I read a lot of technothrillers and have some as background, and I'm not going to do more than roll my eyes a bit at someone not knowing that "MK-48" is usually pronounced as "mark 48", not "em kay 48".

But I guess I should be happy that blondo is at least trying to explain and solve her confusion. Right?

Posted by: Dale at July 25, 2026 01:10 PM (f45WX)

165 159

Pretty sure Rashee Rice & Jerry Rice aren't related. If they were, I think it would've been widely reported, and it hasn't been.

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 01:11 PM (RCjYY)

166 Or the US military ran out of things to drop.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 01:06 PM (rgGn5)


I'm not really buying into that. First of all we bombed the crap outta Vietnam for years and never ran out. And second, do not underestimate the power or agility of American industry when given a contract, with incentives, to build more and do it quickly.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:14 PM (2WIwB)

167 the book was required reading at my HS, we read it out load in class paragraph by paragraph in turn by alphabetical order

i was never so bored. I may have even died and my hell has been my existence since

Posted by: Pants in the Wind at July 25, 2026 01:16 PM (LOZbR)

168 I saw an amusing analysis of the Big Lebowski as an inverse Heroes Journey.
In the Heroes Journey, the main character has to go on a long journey and fight through many challenges which change him and enable him to overcome and triumph.

In the Big Lebowski, the main character goes on a long journey and has many difficult challenges. However, he isn’t changed at all, only those around him are changed, and everything just works out. The Dude Abides.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:16 PM (yiEEK)

169 Rumor has it that the most recent payloads dropped on Iran consisted exclusively of I'm With Her T-shirts in assorted colors and sizes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:08 PM (guGkK)


Heh.
A good psyops mission.
A million tee shirts saying I'M WITH STUPID!
and a arrow pointing to the ayatollah.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:16 PM (2WIwB)

170 The verse preceding the Choosin Texas refrain is:

"Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with Tennessee
I shoulda known better than to take him back to Abilene
I put him right back into her arms
I wasn't a match for that kind of spark"

this establishes the context

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 25, 2026 01:17 PM (0JWOm)

171 Xi has admitted that he is now sending drones, military and cyber forces to Iran contrary to his previous position

I would posit that last night's lull had more to do with planning .

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 01:17 PM (abScH)

172 ...Spock's version has always reminded me of the kid throwing himself on a grenade to save his squad. Stalin's version is vile.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2026 01:02 PM (2WIwB)



A little known fact is that sometimes the "kid" gets thrown on the grenade by his squad. If he's a dipshit. Again, a little known fact.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 25, 2026 01:18 PM (HnIBa)

173 roll my eyes a bit at someone not knowing that "MK-48" is usually pronounced as "mark 48", not "em kay 48".
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How do you feel about 'World war eleven"?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

174 There is a literacy crisis with young people, no doub,t but I wouldn't be too hard on Tik-Tok Allie... sounds like a case of Eats, Shoots, Leaves.

"He's from Texas. I can tell by the way he's two-steppin' around the room" (I can tell he's from Texas by the way he dances)
vs.
"He's from Texas, I can tell. By the way, he's two-steppin' around the room." (I can tell he's from Texas just by looking at him. Oh, by the way, did you know he's dancing around the room without your knowledge?)

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 25, 2026 01:20 PM (JuaQi)

175 Again, I think the bombing pause probably indicates some sort of change in Iran's negotiating position. But I'm not getting my hopes up.

Maybe Iran is realizing that Trump is prepared to accept high gas prices and all that that entails for the election. I think Iran has been counting on Trump quitting before the election.

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 01:21 PM (RCjYY)

The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival

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Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few housekeeping matters to go over. (Rulz for those of you in Wonewoc.)

1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind. Be nice.
3) Running with sharp objects will result in automatic disqualification sometime down the road.
4) Have a great weekend!

The Coffee Quote of The Day

“I went out the kitchen to make coffee - yards of coffee. Rich, strong, bitter, boiling hot, ruthless, depraved. The life blood of tired men.”― Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye (H/T ooops I forgot. But thank you Moron)


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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.

Prayer Requests:

5/23 – I used to have a Different Nic could use some prayers as he waits for the results of a biopsy of a mass on his prostate.
6/23 Update – The latest update is that he has stage 2, “unfavorable intermediate”, which he notes is an awful name, but what it means is, it is in the middle, but bad enough that they want to treat it. It’s more aggressive than previously thought. He is at the point where he has to decide on treatment options, which means choosing which set of pretty unfortunate side effects he prefers.
7/6 Update – He has gotten a second opinion, and selected the option for treatment, which should begin next week.
7/18 Update – He has started radiation treatment. No side effects thus far.

6/18 – buzzion asked for prayers for a friend named Christina, who has struggled with drug addiction and is in jail again. Buzzion prays that this really is rock bottom and a true wake-up call for her – even if it requires her to stay in jail.
6/29 Update – Christina’s family bonded her out of jail and she has checked into a rehab facility. Please pray that she gets the help she needs.
7/11 Update – Thank you to everyone for your prayers. Christina is doing well in rehab. Please pray that she continues through this and keeps working through it even after getting out of her program.

6/20 – bluebell gave an update on grammie Winger. Grammie had some major surgery related to her cancer in March and is pretty much housebound. She said she isn’t keeping up on news since her diagnosis; she doesn’t have the energy. She said she thinks of her grey-box friends often with fondness. Please keep praying for her. Your prayers are a source of great comfort to her.
6/27 Update – grammie winger requested bluebell to let the Horde know that she is hospitalized again, with sepsis, and cannot eat or walk. She is very tired and cannot speak for long. She is being fed by tube. They don’t know how long she will be hospitalized or where she will go after (rehab, hospice, etc.). Bluebell has a mailing address for grammie, so please contact bluebell to send a card or note to grammie winger. Please pray for her, that her suffering will be eased, and pray for her family, who are suffering along with her.
7/4 – grammie winger posted her thanks for the sweet, sweet cards and letters. She said she treasured each and every one of the Horde reprobates. She can’t express the love she has as she sits there in the cancer hospital.

6/27 – Tom Servo posted prayers of thanks to God that his 38 year-old daughter, who was released from a psych hospital this week after a particularly bad breakdown. She has 2 children, which she does not have custody of, but she still sees, and they are wonderful. She has received more professional care, and it appears to have helped quite a bit. She has new medication and a new commitment to living in a way that will keep her from making a return trip to the hospital.

6/27 – George V sent his thanks to the Horde for their prayers. We had prayed for his wife in May, when she had a heart valve replacement, and there were indications of problems in her lymph nodes. She received the biopsy results, and both came back negative for cancer! Thank God for his goodness!

6/27 – “A” sent thanks for the prayers for a family friend, who is at home recovering with the family and doing much better. “A” has an additional request for long-time friends (J and S) who are in the midst of intense family problems and requesting healing, peace, repentance, and restoration in the family.
7/18 Update – “A” sends his thanks to all the prayer warriors for all the personal concerns listed here. The requests above are all doing better. Prayer really works. Sometimes the results are not what we expected but end up being what we really needed for other reasons. Thank you all!

7/2 – Publius asked for prayers for his 96 year old mother, who had emergency surgery when a massive hematoma on her leg ruptured, and they couldn’t stop the bleeding due to her being on blood thinners. Things were not looking good, but Publius posted later she received blood thinner reverser medication, and was fully conscious and alert after surgery.
7/10 Update – Publius’ mother was moved to a nursing home for post-acute therapy. At this point, she is very weak but is coming back physically. But her mind is in La La Land.
7/13 Update – Publius’ mother has experienced an absolute miracle. She has come back, fully conscious and cogent. The Lord Almighty has decided her time is not complete.

7/3 – San Franpsycho posted that Mrs. F. was admitted to the hospital from the ER visit, and asks for prayers for a complete and immediate recovery for her. She was conscious enough to phone him late last night, and it was a great relief that she was awake even for a short period. She continues with IV fluids and atb. Further steps and hopefully improvement await the results of lab tests. The caring concern shown by so many morons has been a great relief. Thank you.
7/5 Update – Mrs. F. remains hospitalized while being treated for salmonella poisoning. She has had some improvement, but is on Day 5 of not being able to keep down any nourishment.
7/11 Update – Mrs. F. came home on 7/7, and has finished her oral antibiotics. They are very grateful for the prayers for healing.

7/4 – Duke Lowell humbly asked for prayers for the nurses who will have to put up with him, when he goes in for (hopefully the last) surgery related to the events of last September.

7/4 – AH Lloyd requested prayers for his aunt, who was in a shattering collision on 6/29. She was hit by a semi at full speed through an intersection. She lost a lot of blood, but is out of ICU now.

7/4 – Random Dave posted the good news that the past week of interviews went very well. He also had a prayer request for his grand-niece, who has not been growing properly. She’s about 5 or 6. The growth plates are fine but has not grown in over a year. They have found an intestinal or bowel blockage and may need surgery.

7/4 – Dr. No sent his thanks for the prayer list and the Horde’s prayers that helped his daughter in her recoveries from (a) cancer and (b) knee replacement surgery. She’s doing fine now.

7/7 – Weak Geek asked for prayers for the survivors of RG and KG, a couple in their 90s who were pillars of their church for decades. They were knifed to death on 7/3 by their grandson. The entire congregation is stunned. Please pray for them too, and the pastor, trying to help deal with the tragedy.

7/11 – Mis Hum asked for prayers for Some Rat. He has some serious health issues at this time.

7/11 – Fen requested prayers for comfort and strength for “C” and her mother. “C” is in her 30s and her father died after a several months long struggle with cancer.

7/11 – P, a long time lurker would appreciate prayers. He says he should have asked for prayers last year, when his stage 4 prostate cancer was first diagnosed, but he was too busy freaking out. A year and nine months later, he is still on hormone therapy and his PSA spiked recently. It’s back up to 92. He is supposed to start a drug trial soon. He knows from experience that prayer helps, and would greatly appreciate if anyone could include him in their prayers.

7/13 – Captain Obvious posted that he could use some prayers, as he was experiencing some kind of cardiac arrhythmia.

7/15 – Captain JS’ daughter needs prayers for his/her daughter. Early on 7/15, she experienced complete heart failure. She is in the ICU on a heart/lung machine. They will operate to see what is happening. Captain JS sends thanks in advance for the prayers and has faith in their power.
7/15 Update – Thanks to all who responded to Captain JS’ request for prayers. The daughter is still unconscious but is still alive. The doctors suspect a blockage to the left side of her heart. They are planning to take pictures and then insert a stent.
7/18 Update – Captain JS’ daughter passed away. Her heart, brain, and other organs were too damaged to regain function. Captain JS sends his thanks to the Horde for all the prayers.

7/20 – Tecumseh Tea posted that MrTea was diagnosed with colon cancer on 7/20. The doctor who did the colonoscopy said it is a large vascular tumor in the sigmoid. That’s all they know, but he has 3 CTs 7/23 and they see the oncologist on 7/28. They appreciate any and all prayers. Thank you.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.

2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 07:45 AM




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1 Making a cuppa BRCC ak
to start the day

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 25, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

2 En mi casa toman Bustelo!

Posted by: Caffiend at July 25, 2026 08:01 AM (JM9I6)

3 Today would have been Miss Rhonda Ann Hennigan's 60th birthday.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 25, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur)

4 May her memory be a blessing.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

5 Looks like Trump channeled Norm MacDonald last night.

From what I saw, his jokes were basically for himself to mock the press to their faces.
But he should have went full Norm--over explaining why the joke is funny to make them suffer more.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2026 08:06 AM (3cUTc)

6 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

No covfefe for me. I am drinking a hot cup of Char Teas' "Winchester Breakfast" blend, although I am drinking it in a very hefty mug advertising Arbuckle's Ariosa Coffee. Arbuckle's was a famous coffee purveyor of the 19th and early 20th centuries, often called "The coffee that won the West." In order to preserve freshness, they developed a way to coat their beans in an egg wash and they also included a stick of peppermint candy in each bag.

The original company no longer exists, but a revived operation is in business today. I picked up a pound as a gift for a lady friend, and she says it's very good. But YMMV, of course.

arbucklecoffee.com

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:08 AM (qRla/)

7 This morning it’s Community Coffee dark roast for me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 08:11 AM (wxb/S)

8 Morning peeps. Last swig of Kona Blend. Overcast and a bit gloomy this morning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 08:12 AM (jehhT)

9 It is 65 and sunny here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high in the low 80s predicted. I'm back to editing my novel again; I'm on chapter 4 of 16. Right now, I'm correcting small errors, changing repetitive descriptions and so on. No major changes to the storyline, only small expansions / contractions where needed.

And I've still got this nasty cold, although it has boiled itself down to a blocked right ear, raw throat and a chest full of mucus.*

Trivia note: Beatles' manager Brian Epstein's memoir was called A Cellarful of Noise, a nod to the cramped basement of the Cavern Club in Liverpool. John Lennon sneered that, given Brian's predilections, it should have been titled A Cellarful of Boys.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qRla/)

10 Good Saturday morning, horde.

Prayers said for all.

r hennigantx, and all the others who mourn, special prayers. Remembrance honors the departed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2026 08:13 AM (h7ZuX)

11 Glory to the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and will be forever. Amen.

Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

St James, Apostle and martyr, pray for us.

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I have prayed Rosaries for the Horde's intentions, both stated and unstated.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ksbjf)

12 But he should have went full Norm--over explaining why the joke is funny to make them suffer more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2026 08:06 AM (3cUTc)

That would have been hilarious.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2026 08:14 AM (h7ZuX)

13 Update on my youngest grandson's discernment of the priesthood:

1) A few weeks ago after Mass, one of the priests asked my grandson if he was considering the priesthood. Thy had not discussed this previously.

2) My grandson had a telecon that lasted for about 1-1/2 hours with a former Superior General of a religious order discussing the vocation of priesthood.

3) Last week, my grandson told the family that he wants to go to Seminary after high school.

Please continue to pray for "LH" while he continues to discern the vocation being a priest in the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:22 AM (ksbjf)

14 Good morning Horde. Thx MisHum.
Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 08:23 AM (/hT+7)

15 Everyone here has a right and left ear, but nobody here has an aardvark.

Posted by: Bob McCallister, 1967 at July 25, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)

16 Many of you folks need to read these tracts, so I'm leaving some over here on the counter.

Posted by: Spirit of Jack Chick at July 25, 2026 08:25 AM (JM9I6)

17 MP4, nice to see you so early! You are in my prayers.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:25 AM (FGA9/)

18 La Llave this morning, and for the next week or so ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 08:26 AM (VyBeY)

19 I have prayed Rosaries for the Horde's intentions, both stated and unstated.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ksbjf)

MP4, nice to see you so early! You are in my prayers.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:25 AM (FGA9/)


Thank you, both. It's been a rough week, though not even close to some of the misery others of the Horde are experiencing. I really must get a note off to Grammie.

Being remembered and prayed for means more than I can say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)

20 Good morning again dear horde with thanks to mh and annie and you morons for praying

{grammie}
Condolences to Capt. J. and her family

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:30 AM (JvZF+)

21 *St James, Apostle and martyr, pray for us.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:14 AM*

Am slowly working my way through the book.

Currently pondering the phrase "... every good thing and every perfect gift..." in Chapter 1.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

22 Many of you folks need to read these tracts, so I'm leaving some over here on the counter.
Posted by: Spirit of Jack Chick at July 25, 2026 08:25 AM (JM9I6)

Fortean Times
magazine did a cover story on Chick last year, I believe. I'd have to take some time to dig it out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:31 AM (qRla/)

23 Such great news about MamaPublius! Praise God for miracles, and His mercy and grace.
I wanted to catch Miley or Publius on a live thread, but I never could, to encourage them. Elderly patients don't metabolize medication very quickly, and when they get a lot of meds, or have lots of anesthesia, it clouds their minds and they act strangely. Many families think this means dementia has set in, or that some latent personality traits are showing themselves suddenly, but often (not always, of course) when their body catches up and enough of the chemicals are flushed out, their clarity returns.
Such good news for this family.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:31 AM (FGA9/)

24 How are you TT and Mr. TT coping?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:32 AM (JvZF+)

25 MP4. you are loved and cared for by this motley group of people, and also by the God of the universe.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:32 AM (FGA9/)

26 And my Lives of the Saints book says today is the feast day of St Christopher.

Back to writing, but I'm around. Dropping in here and there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:32 AM (qRla/)

27 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Prayers to all who need them 🙏🙏🙏

I am still doing fine - pump seems to be working and everything appears stable for now. I am incredibly blessed!

Finished up the latest stocking for an as-yet-not-born grandchild; DD#3 and hubby started IVF last month. First attempt didn't take, so they will be trying again next month. Prayers for a successful procedure and subsequent pregnancy would be greatly appreciated! I am hoping that I will live long enough to see at least one more grandchild born.

We will be going out to California at the end of next week to visit DD#1 and her family - the grandsons are getting bigger every day. We can't wait to see them again 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 25, 2026 08:33 AM (SRRAx)

28 Thanks, Mis Hum and Annie.

Howdy, Dash!

Would humbly request prayers for Marshall, a long-time friend and HS classmate of Mrs MKC, who is currently hospitalized with heart failure.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 25, 2026 08:34 AM (kOluj)

29 Poor mama publius has had a rough go of it lately.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)

30 “I went out the kitchen to make coffee - yards of coffee. Rich, strong, bitter, boiling hot, ruthless, depraved. The life blood of tired men.”― Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye (H/T ooops I forgot. But thank you Moron)

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Good old Chandler!

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2026 08:34 AM (GD0B3)

31 And my Lives of the Saints book says today is the feast day of St Christopher.

Back to writing, but I'm around. Dropping in here and there.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:32 AM (qRla/)


Mine does too. However, the liturgical calendar was revised.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:36 AM (ksbjf)

32 SFPsycho
Thank you for asking. It has been a hard week. We both will be glad to meet with the doctor on Tuesday and find out what we are facing.
MrTea is still working so that is very good for him to go and do/think about other things.
I'm all over the place. Fine one minute and weepy the next. Trying to be strong for our son, who does not understand but knows something is really wrong. He and his dad are very close, and he does a lot of M's care.
But, God is good, and He is faithful. And I know He hears our prayers. Ps 103 is my go-to right now.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:37 AM (FGA9/)

33 27 Hello, Horde!
I am still doing fine - pump seems to be working and everything appears stable for now. I am incredibly blessed!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 25, 2026 08:33 AM (SRRAx)

God is good! You are a walking miracle! Prayers for successful pregnancy for DD#3. Babies make us happy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2026 08:37 AM (h7ZuX)

34 Howdy, Matthew Kant Cipher!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2026 08:38 AM (h7ZuX)

35 My middle name is Christopher.

Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2026 08:39 AM (Oy/m2)

36 3) Last week, my grandson told the family that he wants to go to Seminary after high school.

Please continue to pray for "LH" while he continues to discern the vocation being a priest in the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:22 AM (ksbjf)

What a wonderful young man! I have a young nephew who graduated from Texas A&M this year. Early on he asked to be the Chaplain for his unit (I’m not quite clear how the Corps is organized); by his senior year he was designated student chaplain for his entire graduating class. He has expressed a desire to go on with a career as Chaplain in the US military forces. Surprised all of us who knew him as an intelligent, but rather shy and reserved boy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 08:39 AM (wxb/S)

37 I am hoping that I will live long enough to see at least one more grandchild born.
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Yaaas! b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:39 AM (JvZF+)

38 Oh, and I read somewhere that today is World IVF Day - in celebration of Louise Brown, the very first IVF baby, born on July 25th, 1978.

I am old enough to remember that miraculous occurrence, and now our family is fortunate enough to possibly benefit from that technology.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 25, 2026 08:40 AM (SRRAx)

39 SF, so glad to hear your wife is back home where she scan be making you pancakes 😉

Salmonella is a nasty bug, what a blessing that she had endured and recovered. Blessed be God forever!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 25, 2026 08:43 AM (kOluj)

40 They called her the first "test tube" baby

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:43 AM (JvZF+)

41 Thank you Mrs. F. is mostly back to normal b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:44 AM (JvZF+)

42 Mornin' everyone.

I'm drinking half Bones maple bacon, half Rootless damn fine cup of coffee, iced, with Javvy protein coffee powder for extra kick. I need it this morning.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 25, 2026 08:46 AM (kpS4V)

43 The bad press I get bothers me to no end.

Posted by: Sal Monella at July 25, 2026 08:47 AM (JM9I6)

44 SFP, how is BoyF's job going?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 08:47 AM (FGA9/)

45 Good morning Horde, prayers in abundance for all of you and your loved ones.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 08:48 AM (ibDUx)

46 The world has changed, we think, but I've known a couple of guys who were well into seminary school before it was made clear to them just what the vow of celibacy was all about.

I suppose it behooves one to make sure this does not befall candidates in our time.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 08:48 AM (zdLoL)

47 Oh, and I read somewhere that today is World IVF Day - in celebration of Louise Brown, the very first IVF baby, born on July 25th, 1978.

I am old enough to remember that miraculous occurrence, and now our family is fortunate enough to possibly benefit from that technology.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 25, 2026 08:40 AM (SRRAx)


I don't want to rain on your parade, but IVF is not an unalloyed good. There is a very dark side to IVF: rejected fertilized eggs (i.e., microscopic human beings) are destroyed. Since the doctors are playing God, the Catholic Church opposes IVF.

I sympathize with couples that desperately want to be parents, but IVF makes me squeamish.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:48 AM (ksbjf)

48 40 They called her the first "test tube" baby
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:43 AM (JvZF+)

Young Scott, to Dr. Evil: “I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!”

Dr. Evil: “Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 08:51 AM (wxb/S)

49 The world has changed, we think, but I've known a couple of guys who were well into seminary school before it was made clear to them just what the vow of celibacy was all about.

I suppose it behooves one to make sure this does not befall candidates in our time.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 08:48 AM (zdLoL)


Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? They were put there by the Communists that infiltrated into the Catholic Church in the 1930s and 1940s. Just about all of those men are dead - or soon will be.

The current generation of priests are much more orthodox and take their vows of celibacy seriously.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)

50 This song was on my Spotify "Sunday" playlist, but I just found this very fun version on the yootoobz:

https://youtu.be/AfY7CGU8sck

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (kOluj)

51 Good morning all. Prayers sent for those in need.

Tecumseh Tea.... I've been where you're standing. I sincerely hope that road leads you in a different direction than it took me. I was 30 yrs old with a 2 yr old child when my first husband passed from an aggressive lung cancer.

Stand strong, hon. "Be still and know."

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 25, 2026 08:55 AM (OsdBI)

52 Boy F. is working 2 hours a week at the bakery and loves it. He took himself all the way home on the muni this week for the first time and was very proud of himself about that too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 08:56 AM (JvZF+)

53
77° here in North Alabama. Good morning everyone. All done with round one of shoulder PT for the day. Two more rounds to knock out. I've got back full range of motion after surgery on the 6th to repair the rotator cuff started very. PT lady added mild resistance with the bands yesterday to isolate the scapula muscles.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 25, 2026 08:58 AM (QVmho)

54 Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 25, 2026 09:01 AM (nT/TX)

55
Well, looks like my disk failure has wiped out a ton of documents. My various spreadsheets of my music and Delilah and Dutch's show careers are gone. My music survived, thank God. Depressed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

56 Stand strong, hon. "Be still and know."

Posted by: Madamemayhem

Thank you for sharing. I can't even imagine the road you've been down.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (FGA9/)

57 San Franpsycho at July 25

I bet he was proud! Good for him, and for you and MrsF too.
This is a family effort, to get our kids out and about and living as full a life as possible, and as independently as possible.
I'm so happy for him.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 09:12 AM (FGA9/)

58 Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

Do you have a backup disk or something?

Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2026 09:12 AM (Oy/m2)

59 Gavin Newsom with the quick comeback.

Governor Newsom Press Office
@GovPressOffice
Donald Trump is a son of a bitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:13 AM (ndZc7)

60
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2026 09:14 AM (AMvSw)

61 One chapter down, fifteen more to go.

BTW, I know I am not online as much as I used to be, but has something happened to Fenelon? I haven't noticed her around the few times I've been here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:14 AM (qRla/)

62 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
My attempt at renting a Uhaul failed, not sure what to do now to get a load out of here.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:15 AM (Ia/+0)

63 Governor Newsom Press Office
@GovPressOffice
Donald Trump is a son of a bitch.


And yet, 100 years from now, he will be remembered as one of the most consequential Presidents while you will be the answer to a Trivial Pursuit question.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)

64 Well, looks like my disk failure has wiped out a ton of documents. My various spreadsheets of my music and Delilah and Dutch's show careers are gone. My music survived, thank God. Depressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

Backup, backup, backup. And often. I have 6 external drives that serve that single purpose. Because all of us have been there. With very important documents, paper copies as well. A couple of thumb drives for "spur of the moment" stuff come in handy as well. Drives can and do fail. More often than not, over years of use.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 09:16 AM (hmYU4)

65 Morning Horde. Prayers for all…. I’m noticing: It gets hot in the summer. Go figure

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 25, 2026 09:16 AM (26GAh)

66 Deep spiritual thoughts.

It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7)

67 Got to the lake 30 minutes ago. Rained off and on the whole 2 hour trip. Stopped at Hardee's to pick up a coffee and sausage biscuits for the girls.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 25, 2026 09:17 AM (nT/TX)

68 Mornin' Hoard. Prayers raised to all requests. God is good, indeed.

So many blessings from last weekend's visit with my sister-in-law. Got to meet my grandniece and nephew for the first time. My nephew and his wife have their hands full with their son's autism. Moderately functioning. He seemingly has an ability to tell you the exact time of day with no clock in sight. The daughter is wonderfully typical 11-year old, ably defending her Swiftie status under my withering attack.

Taking Little through my old neighborhood, going past the high school, pointing out storefronts, and finally, buying him his first Dickie Dees hot dog, were among the bucket list items checked during this road trip. The weather presented some challenges coming and going, but was uncannily gorgeous through the weekend. My heart is full. Praise God for his protection and provision...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 25, 2026 09:18 AM (nbLIj)

69 MP4, Fenelon has been taking frequent breaks from then news.
She's good. She also has that new kitten who is keeping her busy! Millard Fillmore, lol

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 09:19 AM (FGA9/)

70 My attempt at renting a Uhaul failed, not sure what to do now to get a load out of here.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:15 AM (Ia/+0)
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All the Uhauls are in California

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (JvZF+)

71 HVAC guy was at lake house Tuesday. Found a clog that caused the A/C coils to freeze. He left thermostat set at 62. House was quite chilly when wife and daughter got here yesterday.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (nT/TX)

72 Good morning dear friends. Just popping in to say thank you once again for all the cards , letters and encouraging words. You are a treasure.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)

73 Right now, I'm correcting small errors, changing repetitive descriptions and so on.

************

*MPPPP writes* "It was a dark and stormy night"
No, dammit. I used that in chapter one...
*strikes through*
*writes* "The night was both stormy and dark."
Crap! That's not any better!
*scribbles over angrily*
*thinks*
Aha!
*writes* "'Twas the hours between dusk and dawn, when the gloomy veil of pitch black endlessness creeps into the souls of men, as thunder clouds gather on the horizon, gnawing at the inner fears that dwell within. A gentle downpour surges to become a raging gale. Suddenly a shot rang out and somewhere a dog barked."

*sits back, sips tea smugly*

Now THAT'S more like it!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (I0N4X)

74 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
MSNOW covering the WCHA:
"The president has convinced a great many Americans to not trust reporters."
Fails to mention that they've done just fine with that all on their own.

-
For decades I wondered whether the media was really that stupid or whether they were that dishonest but now I know the answer is yes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

75 My heart is full. Praise God for his protection and provision...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 25, 2026 09:18 AM (nbLIj)

Absolutely. What a blessing!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2026 09:23 AM (h7ZuX)

76 Grammie — Great to see you here. Prayers and God bless you

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 25, 2026 09:24 AM (ALKK0)

77 Well, looks like my disk failure has wiped out a ton of documents. My various spreadsheets of my music and Delilah and Dutch's show careers are gone. My music survived, thank God. Depressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)
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Awful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 09:24 AM (JvZF+)

78 Lol muldoon.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)

79 Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? They were put there by the Communists that infiltrated into the Catholic Church in the 1930s and 1940s. Just about all of those men are dead - or soon will be.

I always wondered why the sodomites would want to join the priesthood. Then as I got older and wiser I learned it's what sodomites do...infiltrate and destroy from within, preying on the youth and unsuspecting.

Posted by: Like the Boy Scouts at July 25, 2026 09:25 AM (ftsic)

80 Grammy!!! What a ray of sunshine to see you here. Thanks for stopping by and picking us up - continued prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 25, 2026 09:26 AM (kOluj)

81 MP4, Fenelon has been taking frequent breaks from then news.
She's good. She also has that new kitten who is keeping her busy! Millard Fillmore, lol
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 09:19 AM (FGA9/)


Good to hear. I should do the same.

I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:28 AM (qRla/)

82 Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.  As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, forever.  Amen.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell.  Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy.  Amen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:28 AM (ZOv7s)

83 It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7)

Parable of the Sower, the seed that fell on rocky ground:
“ 5 Some fell on rocky places, where it did not have much soil. It sprang up quickly, because the soil was shallow. 6 But when the sun came up, the plants were scorched, and they withered because they had no root.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:29 AM (wxb/S)

84 Grammie happy you at least can comment

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:29 AM (Ia/+0)

85 In a letter dated July 24, State Rep. James White (R-Guilford) formally requested that Bellows immediately investigate whether Jackson—or any candidate who sought and lost a race for another federal, state, or county office in Maine’s June primary, is legally eligible to become a replacement nominee under Maine election law.

Maine says if you lose Race A in the primary you cannot find an alternate (another open position) path to the General Election.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 25, 2026 09:30 AM (/+uur)

86 Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)

**crushing hug**

Grammie, how wonderful to see you! I keep meaning to send a letter, yet I never do.

You are in my thoughts, and if my minor prayers are taken notice of, I pray for your health and happiness. AoS would be the poorer without you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:30 AM (qRla/)

87 Remember the 6600 NJ illegal voters disclosure?
Well the real number is around 36k.
The public 6600 was to hide the real fraud.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 25, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur)

88 Good morning, and a fine "Mahok!" to you all. I'm hoping the coffee will make up for last night's fitful sleep. I have a long drive and a not-so-long hike planned for this morning. Hopefully I don't have another complete radio equipment failure like I did a couple weeks ago. Have a blessed weekend.

Posted by: PabloD at July 25, 2026 09:32 AM (OygQN)

89 Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (I0N4X)

For someone who's been fortunate enough to have never met me, you have a pretty good lock on my writing process, Muldoon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:32 AM (qRla/)

90 Reaching out across the aisle.

Trump: "Elizabeth Warren did not accept our invitation to debate. I wanted to debate her. I decided to bury the hatchet."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:32 AM (ndZc7)

91 grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)

Good to see you this morning.

Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

92 Muldoon (and other writers) the sobering truth is I was able to generate this paragraph of text in just a few seconds using a simple artificial intelligence query:

"It was a dark and stormy night, when the blackened heavens, rent by a ghastly lightning, poured their torrential lament upon the earth. The wind moaned like a lost spirit through the pines, and each clap of thunder seemed the knell of some dreadful, forgotten doom."

So there's that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

93 Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? They were put there by the Communists that infiltrated into the Catholic Church in the 1930s and 1940s. Just about all of those men are dead - or soon will be.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)
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There was a second category - men who recognized that they had sinful desires and figured that being ordained would drive it from them.

I think there is some overlap between the two groups, and certainly unscrupulous bishops tried to make us believe that all of the gays were in this second, pitiable category when they weren't.

The Jesuits at this point is nothing but a gay lobbying group, GLAAD with collars. It's past time to suppress the order. Again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:35 AM (ZOv7s)

94 72 Good morning dear friends. Just popping in to say thank you once again for all the cards , letters and encouraging words. You are a treasure.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)

Hugs, grammie!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2026 09:36 AM (h7ZuX)

95 Mrs. Lloyd's cancer was found to be of a kind that does not require chemo before surgery, so she will go under the knife in about two weeks.

That is when school will be starting for the grandkids, so Chateau Lloyd is a hive of activity. Thank you for your prayers, their effects are apparent to everyone here and much appreciated.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:37 AM (ZOv7s)

96 Hot. Humid. Me no likee.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 09:38 AM (LIHQP)

97 Thanks for the Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, Mis Hum and Annie!

Prayers up for all of God's children.

And may God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel.

(And prayers for the meeting I will lead later this morning, for peace and discernment and may reason and neighborly love rule the day.)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 25, 2026 09:38 AM (D/6p1)

98 I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Here, kitty kitty works, too!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 09:39 AM (FGA9/)

99 Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? They were put there by the Communists that infiltrated into the Catholic Church in the 1930s and 1940s. Just about all of those men are dead - or soon will be.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)

I always wondered why the sodomites would want to join the priesthood. Then as I got older and wiser I learned it's what sodomites do...infiltrate and destroy from within, preying on the youth and unsuspecting.
Posted by: Like the Boy Scouts at July 25, 2026 09:25 AM (ftsic)


Homosexuality is a disordered sexual passion due to being sexually abused at a formative age. It seems that homosexuality becomes their identity and, since they can't reproduce, they recruit by abusing the young.

Interestingly, of all the ancient Mediterranean religions, only the Jews and, later, the Christians proscribed homosexuality. They certainly were familiar with the practice, but God instructed them to reject homosexuality. Also, St. Anthony of the Desert taught that the pagan gods were actually Satan and his fallen angels.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 09:39 AM (ksbjf)

100 I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:28 AM (qRla/)
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I suppose it is a regional thing, sort of like how you have George WAHshington vs WARshington.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:40 AM (ZOv7s)

101 I would make coffee if I was all gangbusters to get something done. Turns out, I may go back to the rack for a short slumber.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 25, 2026 09:40 AM (SwCxT)

102 She's become a phenomenon and all she did was act like a decent person.

WNBA Star Sophie Cunningham’s Exclusive Adidas Shoe Sells Out After Saying Men Don’t Belong in Women’s Sports

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:41 AM (ndZc7)

103 Too funny, DJT is still the Troll Master

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:41 AM (Ia/+0)

104 I hope Sophie doesn't go to the dark side.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:42 AM (Ia/+0)

105 Lot of homos join the priesthood so they can stay in the closet with not a lot of questions being asked.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 09:44 AM (KC5Lt)

106 Boy, that's quite a stretch, huh?

Report: GOP Memo Urges Republicans to Link Democrats to Communism

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:45 AM (ndZc7)

107 Remember the 6600 NJ illegal voters disclosure?
Well the real number is around 36k.
The public 6600 was to hide the real fraud.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 25, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur)
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This is why panicking about the mid-terms is so stupid.

Many jurisdictions haven't even settled on the fall ballot yet. The stupid models are just that, and until you have actual candidates, the charts and tables are just there to waste everyone's time.

The Dems are nominating certified lunatics, so all the fancy "historic trends" are irrelevant, and we're now seeing that many of the elections built into the model were fixed.

The Dems have gotten lazy. They thought their cheating model would last forever, so they can just run whoever they want and win. Under the GOPe, they were right, but things are different now, and Trump 2.0 is hitting them from every side. That's why they are getting so violent.

This also tells you they know they are losing. Threats are for losers. "If we gain power again, we'll kill you!" is what weak people do. Strong people watch, take notes, and then settle the scores, because threats may cause people to chicken out, or fight that much harder. Stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:45 AM (ZOv7s)

108 I've had enough computer woes. I back up to an external drive and have an external SSD with all our photos, music and documents on it. That SSD drive gets yanked every time we have to "bug out" and goes with us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 09:45 AM (jehhT)

109 Good morning dear friends. Just popping in to say thank you once again for all the cards , letters and encouraging words. You are a treasure.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)

You're the treasure and we love you dearly.

Posted by: It's true, we do at July 25, 2026 09:46 AM (TbWk/)

110 Please continue to pray for "LH" while he continues to discern the vocation being a priest in the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:22 AM (ksbjf)
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This is great news! I see it as a win either way - he clearly is a serious-minded man and will be a great and thoughtful father in either context.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:46 AM (ZOv7s)

111 Just the facts, ma'am.

The Smithsonian National Museum of American History’s “Electric Dr. Franklin” has a display that "pondered” whether Ben Franklin had performed electroshock experiments on slaves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:47 AM (ndZc7)

112 There was a bar/Italian restaurant in Spring Valley, NY that hosted the Millard Fillmore Society in a side banquet room. The walls were adorned with signed letters from prominent people/politicians declining to attend the festivities.

Posted by: Many Scheduling Conflicts at July 25, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

113 Read a detailed report on Michigan vote fraud, just no way that is the only state with a very good fraud going on and no where else.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:48 AM (Ia/+0)

114 Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s? ...

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)
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There was a second category - men who recognized that they had sinful desires and figured that being ordained would drive it from them.

I think there is some overlap between the two groups, and certainly unscrupulous bishops tried to make us believe that all of the gays were in this second, pitiable category when they weren't.

The Jesuits at this point is nothing but a gay lobbying group, GLAAD with collars. It's past time to suppress the order. Again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:35 AM (ZOv7s)


It's my opinion that homosexuals being intentionally put into the priesthood was part of Satan being granted 100 years to destroy the Catholic Church (ref. Pope Leo XIII's auditory experience). It seems that the 100 years is ending: see the dramatic rise in conversions into the Church and a much more orthodox, younger clergy.

My grandson has no interest in the Jesuits. Hopefully, Pope Leo XIV suppresses that order: it's well past time. They've lost their way.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 09:48 AM (ksbjf)

115 My painting connected to Catholicism. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 09:49 AM (KC5Lt)

116 They redefined "celibacy" to "I will never marry a woman."

These fags were never interest in woman in the first place.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 09:49 AM (qFwJc)

117 Well, time to get rolling. God be with you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:49 AM (ZOv7s)

118 Polynikes very impressive

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:50 AM (Ia/+0)

119 Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s?

No, altar boy, I'm talking about a B-24 radio operator who went to Holy Cross in the 40's and became an accountant, and a Khe Sanh Marine whose kid pitches in the majors. Sneer harder, streetfighter. Keep losing.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 09:53 AM (zdLoL)

120 Just don't mess with the Van Buren boys.

Posted by: Kramer at July 25, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

121 Please continue to pray for "LH" while he continues to discern the vocation being a priest in the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:22 AM (ksbjf)
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This is great news! I see it as a win either way - he clearly is a serious-minded man and will be a great and thoughtful father in either context.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 09:46 AM (ZOv7s)


He and I now have regular discussions after Mass concerning points of theology or Church teachings. LH mentioned last week that people are being put into his path that are giving him opportunities not available to every 16 year-old. As a matter of fact, he's going on a 1-day retreat today.

He's a young man that loves mission work, Adoration and the Eucharist. He's now one of the senior Altar Servers.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 09:55 AM (ksbjf)

122 “ The Dems are nominating certified lunatics, so all the fancy "historic trends" are irrelevant, and we're now seeing that many of the elections built into the model were fixed.”

Exactly. And, as Talarico’s floundering in Texas with black voters has been demonstrating, their old coalitions that they took for granted are cracking up under the strain.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:55 AM (o8hG1)

123 “Reacher” Star Alan Ritchson Says Trump Is a “F***Ing Rapist” in Epstein Files Rant

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F*ck you up the ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)

124 Prayers for the Hordes needs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 09:56 AM (NnhvP)

125 3) Running with sharp objects will result in automatic disqualification sometime down the road.

***********

Don't make MisHum turn this car around, mister!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)

126 Certified lunatics are the representatives they need

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:56 AM (Ia/+0)

127 Look who gets jobs indoctrination in schools

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:57 AM (Ia/+0)

128 Maybe I liked the shorter Reacher better?
For anyone who was still clinging to that character and its series, you now have ample reason to limp away. Seems a shame.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 09:57 AM (zdLoL)

129 72 Good morning dear friends. Just popping in to say thank you once again for all the cards , letters and encouraging words. You are a treasure.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2026 09:21 AM (SfhV1)


Grammie !So glad to hear from you and see you are feeling better !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 09:59 AM (FtULh)

130 The Smithsonian National Museum of American History’s “Electric Dr. Franklin” has a display that "pondered” whether Ben Franklin had performed electroshock experiments on slaves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:47 AM (ndZc7)

Idiotic. In fact, as the knowledge spread through Europe, it was common for members of the upper classes to have “electric parties” where they would shock themselves, both for the “experience” and because of some mythical health benefits.

The upper classes have always been weird.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:59 AM (o8hG1)

131 3) Running with sharp objects will result in automatic disqualification sometime down the road.

*********

Now that I parse the phrasing this seems to promise a deferred punishment with a sword of Damocles aspect to it.

Which, ironically, is itself a sharp object

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:00 AM (I0N4X)

132 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 09:57 AM (zdLoL)

That's minor compared to what he has said previously. He's the worst kind. Declares he is a real Christian and all right winger Christians are fake.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:00 AM (KC5Lt)

133 Allmighty GOD, we give You all praise and glory and thank You for Your many blessings to Your children. We confess our sins as a nation and beg forgiveness. Grant mercy on us and bring us back into covenant with You.
Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:02 AM (LHPAg)

134 Big Mouf Bass knows who's to blame.

Bass Under Fire: LA Mayor Points Finger at Trump over Homelessness Crisis

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

135 You are very accomplished, Polynikes. I would hang that.

Posted by: huerfano at July 25, 2026 10:02 AM (VJX5o)

136 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:59 AM (o8hG1)

We know Franklin did it to himself and family members. The Smithsonian decided to add in that other tidbit with no shred of evidence in order to rile up their leftist troops.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:02 AM (KC5Lt)

137 The Smithsonian National Museum of American History’s “Electric Dr. Franklin” has a display that "pondered” whether Ben Franklin had performed electroshock experiments on slaves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
___________

Is there real evidence he was working for the Brits? I've never really read up on that controversy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 10:03 AM (XvL8K)

138 Are you talking about the homosexuals that got put into the Seminaries in the 1970s and 1980s?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 08:53 AM (ksbjf)

No, altar boy, I'm talking about a B-24 radio operator who went to Holy Cross in the 40's and became an accountant, and a Khe Sanh Marine whose kid pitches in the majors. Sneer harder, streetfighter. Keep losing.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2026 09:53 AM (zdLoL)


You seem nice.

I made no implication against your friends. They discerned-out of the priesthood. Nothing against them; it is not unusual for seminarians to decide that the vocation of priesthood was not for them.

I was trying to clarify your point. It is now known that Communists infiltrated the Church (see Bella Dodd's admissions of guilt) and they, in turn, put homosexuals into the seminaries. I was concerned for you friends that homosexuals had attempted to abuse them. I'm glad to hear that did not happen.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:04 AM (ksbjf)

139 Thanks for allowing me to share my paintings. Appreciate the feedback good or bad.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:04 AM (KC5Lt)

140 Article today how Leftist lunatics are gettin in charge of museums and running them down pushing Cultural Marxism

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 10:05 AM (Ia/+0)

141 - {{{grammie}}}

You know!!! See ya when I see ya!!! 🙏🙏🙏

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:05 AM (/XKEa)

142 Good morning good people. Prayers for all Hordian intentions - those requested and those known but to God.

A prayer of Thanksgiving is offered for my n'er do well daughter. She started an commercial electrical apprenticeship program this week. Pray she does well and works hard.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2026 10:05 AM (O6Iwc)

143 1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind. Be nice.
3) Running with sharp objects will result in automatic disqualification sometime down the road.
4) Have a great weekend!


Do you remember those halcyon days of yore, when MisHum was still finding his feet regarding the rules? When it was easy to find loopholes, and go wild?

Those days of dipping the 'ettes pigtails in the inkwell, of making and flying paper airplanes, shooting spitwads through a Bic pen barrel, putting tacks on MisHum's chair, moving the clock up five minutes, and generally executing on primal persuasions?

I kind of miss those days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 10:05 AM (0sNs1)

144 Polynikes, I love your art! I’ve actually visited that cathedral, it’s magnificent. Rivals any of the great European cathedrals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 10:06 AM (o8hG1)

145 Good morning all
Nothing exciting going on here and I am fine with that for the time being, The latest heat wave has broken and I have a tomatoe plant that is taller than I am and doesn't have any tomatoes yet.
{{{Teresa}}}you are a walking miracle. Have fun with the grandkids.
{{{I used to have a different nic}}}radiation does work. I've seen it up close.
Any update on Some Rat?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2026 10:08 AM (kJmSS)

146 The Smithsonian National Museum of American History’s “Electric Dr. Franklin” has a display that "pondered” whether Ben Franklin had performed electroshock experiments on slaves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:47 AM (ndZc7)

Idiotic. In fact, as the knowledge spread through Europe, it was common for members of the upper classes to have “electric parties” where they would shock themselves, both for the “experience” and because of some mythical health benefits.

The upper classes have always been weird.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 09:59 AM (o8hG1)


Ben Franklin also founded one of the first (if not the first) Abolitionist societies in the then-colonies. I assume that the Smithsonian didn't see fit to provide that bit of information.

Just more of the Commie scum besmirching the reputation of the Founding Fathers.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:08 AM (ksbjf)

147 Went out for a walk late yesterday and decided to listen to the White House Correspondents Association dinner streaming with a pair of earbuds for any modicum of entertainment value it might offer.
This was early in the event before DJT spoke.
They spent an inordinate amount of time reliving the event in April. My goodness, to hear them recount the tales of gallant bravery as they boldly texted and tweeted from beneath the banquet tables while clutching stolen bottles of wine, every one of them is deserving of the Congressional Medal of Honor and by now should be recognized as honorary Navy Seals.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)

148 Polynikes I think compare older to new paintings you seem to be improving

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 10:09 AM (Ia/+0)

149 Trivia note: Beatles' manager Brian Epstein's memoir was called A Cellarful of Noise, a nod to the cramped basement of the Cavern Club in Liverpool. John Lennon sneered that, given Brian's predilections, it should have been titled A Cellarful of Boys.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qRla/)
John Lennon was ashoe.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:10 AM (LHPAg)

150 Just more of the Commie scum besmirching the reputation of the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:08 AM (ksbjf)

Trump brought back a statue of Jefferson to the White House. The commie media said only that Trump was honoring slaveholders.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 10:11 AM (o8hG1)

151 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qRla/)
John Lennon was ashoe.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:10 AM (LHPAg)


Beatles were my era.. Saw them when they came to the Cow Palace the first time....Yeah, I'm that old.. I had a tween crush on George... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:12 AM (FtULh)

152 In fact, as the knowledge spread through Europe, it was common for members of the upper classes to have “electric parties” where they would shock themselves, both for the “experience” and because of some mythical health benefits.

************

Electric Parvenu - a li merick

The upper classes partied with felicity
and a bit of scientific elasticity
They'd rub balloons in their hair
and gaily stick them everywhere
They called it "ecstatic electricity"!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:13 AM (I0N4X)

153 The Smithsonian lady is just like the NPR lady. Arrogant , condescending and headed for a fall. Soon I hope

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2026 10:13 AM (/hT+7)

154 Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 10:09 AM (Ia/+0)

Thanks I hope so. Though some styles or techniques I might use on later paintings might not be someone's cup of tea. But that's okay. I have my own favorites that include some of my first paintings but I agree that it gets easier the more I do it and techniques have progressed.

I probably wasted much time figuring things out rather than take lessons but that's what I enjoy most.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (KC5Lt)

155 Good morning Horde. Need suggestions. And prayers.

A dear friend's adult son committed suicide last week.
He's a devout Catholic. He just finished burying his son, traveled to the family plot in the home town and has now returned.

His spouse had a planned trip overseas, and he will be alone for a few weeks.

What would anyone suggest his circle of very concerned friends do to keep his spirits up?

I can see him descend into despair, but grief is a difficult and very personal journey.

How to be there, but not impose?

Posted by: Derak at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (P8hA7)

156 John Lennon was ashoe.

*********

Hmm! Imagine that!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (I0N4X)

157 I have my own favorites that include sad clowns.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 25, 2026 10:16 AM (JGje1)

158 I probably wasted much time figuring things out rather than take lessons but that's what I enjoy most.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (KC5Lt)


Do you sell your paintings ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:17 AM (FtULh)

159 as the knowledge spread through Europe, it was common for members of the upper classes to have “electric parties”

Make Electric Parties Great Again!

Posted by: Ol' Sparky at July 25, 2026 10:17 AM (EJWxb)

160 he should have went full Norm--over explaining why the joke is funny to make them suffer more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2026 08:06 AM (3cUTc)

Should have gone.

Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25, 2026 10:18 AM (GFRGc)

161 Electric parties make think of Donovan and electrical bananas.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 25, 2026 10:19 AM (KGj36)

162 I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'

Used to be a comic strip called Mallard Fillmore. Fairly conservative, frequently funny. I miss the comic pages, but gave up newspapers a few years back.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)

163 Do you sell your paintings ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:17 AM (FtULh)

I mostly sell commissions but I have sold a few completed paintings through charity auctions and word of mouth.

I price them like a plumber. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:20 AM (KC5Lt)

164 Beatles were my era.. Saw them when they came to the Cow Palace the first time....Yeah, I'm that old.. I had a tween crush on George... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:12 AM (FtULh)
Well he certainly was nicer that Lennon or McCartney, but probably not Ringo, who was the smartest.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:21 AM (LHPAg)

165 Hiya, grammie!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:21 AM (I0N4X)

166 The Smithsonian's various museums used to be quite nice. My folks would take us down to the mall, park on a side street for free, walk a block or two and spend all day visiting each one. This was years before the Air and Space was built. That place was a day unto itself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (jehhT)

167 There are different versions of Tchaikovsky's March Slave. Some are a little too slow or too fast but this one is good.

Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (Oy/m2)

168 Different Nic, be aware that radiation is a cumulative affair...it starts out like it's nothing, but it mounts as it goes. You will have the strongest effects in the week or two after it concludes. Plan accordingly.

Went through it last fall, so yeah, experience here.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (mQbp+)

169 Just more of the Commie scum besmirching the reputation of the Founding Fathers.

re: Franklin and electroshock therapy on slaves
It's just another way to say Hate Whitey. Just because.
Any opportunity to stir up more racial animus.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (FGA9/)

170 Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25, 2026 10:18 AM

At least we didn't have to read "should of..."

Posted by: Pedantic word nerd at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)

171 Electric parties make think of Donovan and electrical bananas.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 25, 2026 10:19 AM


No love for Electric Avenue?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwxZSIS__4

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2026 10:23 AM (0sNs1)

172 The relatively new DC black history museum decided not to include Clarence Thomas when it first opened. I don't know if that has changed.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:23 AM (KC5Lt)

173 I mostly sell commissions but I have sold a few completed paintings through charity auctions and word of mouth.

I price them like a plumber. 😀
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:20 AM (KC5Lt)


LOL..Good for you.. This is the first time I've looked at one of your paintings and I think you are very talented...I taught art at a Private girls HS many moons ago... I used to paint and sold paintings...I concentrated on local scenes .It was easy to find great subjects where I am...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:23 AM (FtULh)

174 Nice to see you, grammie!

Posted by: Thorvald, creator of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup at July 25, 2026 10:24 AM (0sNs1)

175 The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.

https://tinyurl.com/eeaear5c

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 25, 2026 10:24 AM (QxSDX)

176 Lot of homos join the priesthood so they can stay in the closet with not a lot of questions being asked.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 09:44 AM (KC5Lt)


While that is true, the Catholic Church has gotten much better at recognizing the threat homosexuals pose. Back during the sexual abuse scandals of the 1990s, bishops were being advised to reassign priests rather than laicise (i.e., remove them from the priesthood). We now know that the people giving that advise to the bishops had their own pro-homosexuality agenda.

There is now a group called Courage that councils same-sex attracted people within the Catholic Church. Fr. James Martin and the Synod of Synodality do not like Courage. However, Pope Leo XIV met with people and priests involved with Courage to discuss their ministry.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:24 AM (ksbjf)

177 At least we didn't have to read "should of..."
Posted by: Pedantic word nerd at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)

I could care less about that.

Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25, 2026 10:24 AM (GFRGc)

178 How to be there, but not impose?

Posted by: Derak

**********

Maybe meet him somewhere for coffee just to talk. See where the conversation goes.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:26 AM (I0N4X)

179 - "...Ringo, who was the smartest."

And contrary to quite a few ignorant comments I've seen in the past on this very site, one of the all time greats.
No people, being a great drummer isn't all about how fast you can go.
Nor is being a great guitar player.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:27 AM (/XKEa)

180 Defund the Grammar Police!

Posted by: Blue Hair at July 25, 2026 10:27 AM (VGE5u)

181 What would anyone suggest his circle of very concerned friends do to keep his spirits up?

I can see him descend into despair, but grief is a difficult and very personal journey.

How to be there, but not impose?

Posted by: Derak

Honestly, just go and sit with him. No need to talk at this point - there will be time for that later. After my late wife took herself out, a number of my buddies visited now and then for weeks afterward. We just sat there on the porch. Sometimes, I'd say something but most times not. As I look back it was exactly what I needed.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2026 10:27 AM (O6Iwc)

182 In my family, it's MILL-rd. My grandfather's brother was named that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2026 10:27 AM (bkuEU)

183 I thought maybe this might have been brought forward from one of the evening threads, but Donna&&&&&& posted that she is quite ill with Stage 4 ovarian cancer.

She said she is getting her affairs in order, and that the last 2 weeks had been very difficult with severe nausea and fatigue.



Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (FGA9/)

184 @72

My day is now complete.

{{{Grammie}}}

Posted by: creeper at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (80oeU)

185 > Maybe meet him somewhere for coffee just to talk. See where the conversation goes.
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2026 10:26 AM
++++
You probably don't even need to say anything.
You can pretend to care, but you can't pretend to be there.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)

186 Different Nic, be aware that radiation is a cumulative affair...it starts out like it's nothing, but it mounts as it goes. You will have the strongest effects in the week or two after it concludes. Plan accordingly...

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (mQbp+)


In that sense radiation is a lot like listening to Rush or eating at Taco Bell.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 10:29 AM (iJfKG)

187 Light Bulb by Call & Response.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:29 AM (LHPAg)

188 At least we didn't have to read "should of..."
Posted by: Pedantic word nerd at July 25, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)

I could care less about that.
Posted by: Grammar Police

Irregardless. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2026 10:29 AM (O6Iwc)

189 Tecumseh Tea, I am praying for you & Mr T
Will he do the fenben protocol?
How old is your son?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 25, 2026 10:29 AM (13VxP)

190 183 I thought maybe this might have been brought forward from one of the evening threads, but Donna&&&&&& posted that she is quite ill with Stage 4 ovarian cancer.

She said she is getting her affairs in order, and that the last 2 weeks had been very difficult with severe nausea and fatigue.



Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (FGA9/)


I saw that... Prayers... And for you as well...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:29 AM (FtULh)

191 John Lennon was ashoe.

Yeah, the more I read about the Fabs, the more I realize that, had I known them, I probably would have never have been friends.

- John was a sarcastic asshole always looking for your weak spot.
- Paul was a schemer, with a reputation for two-facedness and insincerity he's never been able to shake.
- George was a cranky misanthrope who would have been happier had the Beatles never become famous.
- Ringo would generally be cool / accepting to your face, but held grudges like an SOB.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:30 AM (qRla/)

192 Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:23 AM (FtULh)

I've moved to a new development recently and have painted a number of scenes and was advised that the developer was interested in buying a few once they build another community building.
I plan to charge them like a very expensive plumber.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:31 AM (KC5Lt)

193 I've moved to a new development recently and have painted a number of scenes and was advised that the developer was interested in buying a few once they build another community building.
I plan to charge them like a very expensive plumber.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:31 AM (KC5Lt)

Good for you.. Keep it up

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2026 10:31 AM (FtULh)

194 Electric Parvenu - a li merick

Great. Now I've got that song as an earworm.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:31 AM (qRla/)

195 McCartney did all the competent guitar solos, such as they were, on their albums. Harrison was a super nice guy, but not really much of a guitar player.

Posted by: Eh at July 25, 2026 10:32 AM (VGE5u)

196 Worse, they even let him sing once in a while

Posted by: Eh at July 25, 2026 10:32 AM (VGE5u)

197 vmom

Yes, we are in the process of getting some Fenben -- thought we had a local source but that turned out to not be true.
He is taking some anti-tumor herbals right now, and working on getting the fenben.
M is 39, developmentally 7-13, nonverbal. Not autistic, just mentally impaired with a separate speech disability.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:33 AM (FGA9/)

198 At least we didn't have to read "should of..."
Posted by: Pedantic word nerd

I could care less about that.
Posted by: Grammar Police

Irregardless. . .
Posted by: Tonypete


**********

For all intensive purposes...

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:34 AM (I0N4X)

199 > Maybe meet him somewhere for coffee just to talk. See where the conversation goes.
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2026 10:26 AM
++++
You probably don't even need to say anything.
You can pretend to care, but you can't pretend to be there.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)


Well said. Back when an old college buddy was having a rough patch, I drove over an hour to meet him and buy him lunch and a beer at his favorite bar. He later told me that really helped him.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2026 10:34 AM (ksbjf)

200 My favorite songs from the Beatles solo efforts are Ringo's.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:34 AM (KC5Lt)

201 Grammie..wonderful to see you here. Hugs.

Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2026 10:35 AM (lJ0H4)

202 Thank you, It's me Donna

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:35 AM (FGA9/)

203 I thought maybe this might have been brought forward from one of the evening threads, but Donna&&&&&& posted that she is quite ill with Stage 4 ovarian cancer.

She said she is getting her affairs in order, and that the last 2 weeks had been very difficult with severe nausea and fatigue.


Oh, FFS. She's one of my fave commenters.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:35 AM (qRla/)

204 For all intensive purposes...
Posted by: muldoon

It's a mute point.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

205 I plan to charge them like a very expensive plumber.
Posted by: polynikes


**********

Sounds like you will soon be flush with success...

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (I0N4X)

206 Tonypete,Muldoon, q20, thx.

Everyone is at a total loss as to how to support him.

I concur, talk not necessary, presence is.

He needs to know he can float on the presence of those who truly care.

I appreciate the fact that the Catholic Church has moderated its stance on suicides. He was able to have a funeral mass, which in years past, it was not allowed. That was extremely beneficial for the surviving family.

The church has decided it's up to God to determine the state of mind the suicide was in and grant pardon, allowing mental illness as a mitigating factor. It's is not for our judgement.

Posted by: Derak at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (P8hA7)

207 Get your ivermectin and fenbendazole at a farm supply store. You can find dosage information online.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (qFwJc)

208 For all intensive purposes...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:34 AM (I0N4X)

I'm sure you know those are referred to as eggcorns. I love them . My favorite is Chester Drawers.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (KC5Lt)

209 That begs the question

Realitor

Posted by: creeper at July 25, 2026 10:37 AM (80oeU)

210 100 I've never known whether it's supposed to be pronounced "MILL-r'd" or "Mill-ARD" Fillmore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 09:28 AM (qRla/)

He's from upstate NY and there's stuff named after him around. I have always heard it as the first one.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 25, 2026 10:38 AM (w/O5Q)

211 175 The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.

https://tinyurl.com/eeaear5c

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John III Sobieski spins in his grave.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 10:38 AM (6/7Fs)

212 McCartney did all the competent guitar solos, such as they were, on their albums. Harrison was a super nice guy, but not really much of a guitar player.
Posted by: Eh at July 25, 2026 10:32 AM (VGE5u)


Even without The Beatles, John and Paul, Paul certainly would've broken into the public consciousness at some point as rock musicians. Ringo was already a professional drummer.

But, George probably wouldn't have gone anywhere if the others hadn't been there. an okay songwriter that had to get better because Paul and John were schooling him indirectly every time they got together.
.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 10:38 AM (iJfKG)

213 Thanks, no one. We didn't think of that.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:38 AM (FGA9/)

214 There are different versions of Tchaikovsky's March Slave. Some are a little too slow or too fast but this one is good.
Posted by: dantesed

How music lover Hitler could have (could of) listened to Tchaikovsky and concluded the Russians were subhuman is beyond me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

215 We are headed out to the Farmers' Market.
See you later.
Thank you all so much for praying for us.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (FGA9/)

216 Another chapter done. Perhaps I'll get through one more and then try to enjoy the sunny day.

You know, being here today is really a welcome dope slap for me. As much as I wallow in my own unhappiness and self-loathing, I never really keep in mind that so many others have it much worse than I do and don't have the luxury of deceiving themselves as to the misery of their lives.

I despise almost everything about myself and my life - but I am alive, I can write and I could, if I wanted, hop in the car right now and take a nice drive with good music blasting from the speakers.

I'm actually feeling ashamed right now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (qRla/)

217 I think George wrote songs or produced songs for Bad Finger.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (KC5Lt)

218 Tecumseh Tea, tell me what you need.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2026 10:41 AM (abScH)

219
I think George wrote songs or produced songs for Bad Finger.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (KC5Lt)


That was probably Paul.

He wrote their first hit, "Come and Get It".

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 10:42 AM (iJfKG)

220 - A long time ago, but in this very same galaxy...

Whenever I saw Donna&&&&&
I used to think Donna and the &&&&&
Donna being the lead vocalist of course.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:42 AM (/XKEa)

221 I think The Beatles was the first time pop music became a part,of my life. It just goes with the first time I danced with a boy I liked. By the time I got to college, it was Jefferson Airplane, iron Butterfly, Grateful Dead. 😉

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2026 10:43 AM (kJmSS)

222 175 The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.



A couple of months ago the govt released a plan to Muslimify the countryside. They said the fact there are rural areas without diversity is racist. And here we are with the first steps of that plan.

Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25, 2026 10:43 AM (GFRGc)

223 Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2026 10:42 AM (iJfKG)

Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:43 AM (KC5Lt)

224 The garage band name was Donna & umlauts.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1)

225 Even without The Beatles, John and Paul, Paul certainly would've broken into the public consciousness at some point as rock musicians. Ringo was already a professional drummer.

I think it's the book 150 Glimpses of the Beatles that has a short alt-history essay where Gerry and The Pacemakers become the Fab Four and the Beatles a flash in the pan who released a couple of albums and now work as a cover / tribute band at local fairs, always playing at least one or two of their own songs, John saying that the audiences don't really like them, but the band likes playing them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:44 AM (qRla/)

226 Oops. Make that
Donna & the umlauts.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1)

227
I'm actually feeling ashamed right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I pray your find enough peace you go on that drive.

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2026 10:46 AM (Dd38x)

228 Glad to help. I have been taking ivermectin twice monthly since April of 2020.

I started with the horse paste (apple flavor). I switched to the 1% solution for cattle and swine.

At the church bowling league I got teased. "You still taking the horse paste?"

"No, I am taking the 1% solution for cattle and swine."

Lots of laughs.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 10:46 AM (qFwJc)

229 I loved the concept of the movie Yesterday but they absolutely ruined it for me with the ending.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (KC5Lt)

230 I was cubing up a rutabega with a Big knife yesterday, and came that close to cutting off my left thumb. Somehow it dawned on me what was happening and the blade stopped before getting through my nail. Mrs. E was standing there and would have made me go to the ER.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (LHPAg)

231 He wrote their first hit, "Come and Get It".

Posted by: naturalfake
_______

The interwebs say Mccartney wrote it. Harrison played on and produced Day After Day.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (XvL8K)

232 couple of months ago the govt released a plan to Muslimify the countryside. They said the fact there are rural areas without diversity is racist. And here we are with the first steps of that plan.

Posted by: Grammar Police at July 25,

Diversify with all young men of military age?
Seems suspect.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:48 AM (sl73Y)

233 - Also way back when, when I first saw her commenting,
It's me, Donna was It's just me, Donna.
I suggested she drop the "just" from it.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 10:48 AM (/XKEa)

234 Sir George Martin made The Beatles.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:49 AM (LHPAg)

235 I despise almost everything about myself and my life - but I am alive, I can write and I could, if I wanted, hop in the car right now and take a nice drive with good music blasting from the speakers.

I'm actually feeling ashamed right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:40 AM (qRla/)
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God bless you!

Unless you have a bunch of bodies in the basement or are a Democrat politician (but I repeat myself), you have nothing to be ashamed of. God's mercy is infinite and I would say that your soul is more precious to Him than those of us who pray, fast, go to church because yours is in more peril.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 10:49 AM (ZOv7s)

236 Polynikes thats because some day in a movie about Clarence Thomas, Sean Penn will be playing his roll

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 10:49 AM (Ia/+0)

237 Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (LHPAg)

I see where you went wrong.

Rutabaga.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:50 AM (KC5Lt)

238 I think George wrote songs or produced songs for Bad Finger.

The band (originally The Iveys) was discovered and promoted to Apple Records by Mal Evans, one of the Beatles' roadies. He tried his hand at producing, but wasn't good at it. George stepped in to play slide guitar on "Day After Day" and, as lead singer Pete Ham tells it, his ideas of production were very different from what the band considered their sound, but who were Badfinger to second-guess Harrison?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:50 AM (qRla/)

239
They Just Had a Bad Spell - a limerick

Paul and Ringo wait on pins and neadles
While all day long Lennon whines and wheadles
But when it comes to the end of the day
They should all just shut up and play
(And they should have been"The Bugs" not "The Beatles")

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 25, 2026 10:50 AM (I0N4X)

240 George Harrison went on to actually do some good stuff with The Traveling Willbury's

What did john do.....other than break up the first boy band and get shot

Paul did nothing

Ringo who?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 10:52 AM (jrgJz)

241 I loved the concept of the movie Yesterday but they absolutely ruined it for me with the ending.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:47 AM (KC5Lt)


I understand that the original treatment of Yesterday had a far darker ending, but I've never been able to confirm it.

And I think the movie missed a spectacular opportunity by not casting Julian Lennon as his dad.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:53 AM (qRla/)

242 George Harrison wrote "While my guitar gently weeps." I always loved that song.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 25, 2026 10:54 AM (qFwJc)

243 > The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.
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We really need to reclaim our nuclear weapons on British soil and bring them home.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2026 10:54 AM (jehhT)

244 Instapundit links to a Sophie Cunningham article with the comment "I see you, I hear you, I don't care".
We should all be saying this, clearly, much more often.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:54 AM (sl73Y)

245 And I think the movie missed a spectacular opportunity by not casting Julian Lennon as his dad.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:53 AM (qRla/)
That would have been the right decision, but horrywould.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2026 10:55 AM (LHPAg)

246 Paul did nothing

Ringo who?
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 10:52 AM (jrgJz)
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Bill Cosby used to joke about his kids coming up to him and saying "Dad, I just found out Paul was in a band before Wings!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 10:57 AM (ZOv7s)

247 George Harrison went on to actually do some good stuff with The Traveling Willbury's

What did john do.....other than break up the first boy band and get shot

Paul did nothing

Ringo who?
Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 25, 2026 10:52 AM (jrgJz)


I say this as a Beatles partisan, but -

- John made two great albums, Walls and Bridges and Mind Games.
- Paul had Ram.
- George had All Things Must Pass and George Harrison
- Ringo had Ringo (though I also have a love for Sentimental Journey).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:57 AM (qRla/)

248
I probably wasted much time figuring things out rather than take lessons but that's what I enjoy most.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:15 AM (KC5Lt)

It worked for Van Gogh.

Well all except the ear part. Don’t do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 10:57 AM (o8hG1)

249 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:53 AM (qRla/)

I didn't like the guilt . The guy was given a gift and should have embraced it. He wasn't stealing anything because he was in a different world. Who's to say the Beatles didn't wake up in a different world where they used songs from their previous world?

I would have liked the ending to include him playing a song he actually wrote that became a hit. I sure some songwriter could have written a good song for the movie.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 10:57 AM (KC5Lt)

250 And now I think I'll skip editing another chapter, take a shower and drive out to Cape Ann for the day.

Thank you all for your kind words. See you on the Book Thread tomorrow.

I hope you all have a lovely weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 25, 2026 10:59 AM (qRla/)

251 Diversify with all young men of military age?
Seems suspect.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 25, 2026 10:48 AM (sl73Y)
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The British middle and upper classes have always loathed the lower class. When they still had pride in their country, that mitigated this hatred because they loved England more than they hated the workers, but now they are determined to eradicate the workers entirely and replace them with foreign serfs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 10:59 AM (ZOv7s)

252 Hey! The jokes were supposed to be last night!

CNN: "We stand by our honest, accurate journalism."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (ndZc7)

253 >>> 62 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
My attempt at renting a Uhaul failed, not sure what to do now to get a load out of here.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:15 AM (Ia/+0

Hertz, and maybe some of the others, offer the tall panel-side "work" vans for rental. Gas mileage will not be great but when I rented them they were *much* cheaper on the daily rate than the normal SUVs and sedans. Also has the advantage of having the entire cargo space climate controlled vs a box truck. I moved a lot of things I wanted to keep close.
I also used one of the "pod" options to move items that wouldn't fit in the rental van and/or my car, but that I wanted sooner than I woulkd have gotten in waiting fort the full load in the 18-wheeler (had an apartment rental for a short time).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (vDZgA)

254 La Llave this morning, and for the next week or so ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 08:26 AM (VyBeY)

I have had that, and it is good. Drinking Bustelo here, right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (1z8ji)

255 > The UK is planning to allow muslim occupation of three military bases in England. No joke.
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Inmate Nidal Hasan remains on death row at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas.

Posted by: Oh By The Way at July 25, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)

256 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (vDZgA

Home Depot also has daily rentals of work type trucks.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:01 AM (KC5Lt)

257 Traore in Burkina Faso recently arrested the head imam and shut down the main mosque because he preached against a religious freedom law.
Muslim-majority countries know that they have to enforce their own laws or else they will become Islamic amirates.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 11:03 AM (gKWVE)

258 Speaking of the Beatles, people of a certain age will recall how much of a super-huge deal it was when "Sgt. Pepper" turned 20.

Global crisis. "It was 20 years ago today 20 years ago today!"

It was like no one had ever entered middle age before.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 11:03 AM (ZOv7s)

259 Jim Acosta
@Acosta
This dinner is a disgrace. Trump’s rambling, unhinged speech is full of hate and spite. Just spewing nastiness at his usual targets. Let’s not sanitize how truly ugly it was. This would be a great moment for members of the press to get up and walk out.

-
And jump off a bridge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

260 Because I'm retarded I didn't know Leavenworth was in Kansas. I thought it was on the Atlantic coast somewhere.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 11:04 AM (gKWVE)

261 *Paul did nothing.*

Except write large chunks of the New Testament.

Posted by: Oh, wait... at July 25, 2026 11:04 AM (2Ez/1)

262 Cale Ann was one of my favorite places in MA. We used to stay at a hotel: The Ralph Waldo Emerson. It was like an old fashioned European hotel with a rocky cliff overlooking the cold NE ocean. Wonder if it still exists?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2026 11:05 AM (kJmSS)

263 Old and busted: When I'm 64

New and cool: When I Was 64

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 11:05 AM (ndZc7)

264 Jim Acosta is a girly man with sand in his vagina.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:06 AM (KC5Lt)

265 I remember that Mallard Fillmore was usually funnier than Doonesbury. But not as funny as peak Bloom County, sadly.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 11:07 AM (gKWVE)

266 Skip, I saw a Home Depot rental truck the other day. Might be good for hauling stuff.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2026 11:07 AM (kJmSS)

267 This would be a great moment for members of the press to get up and walk out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)
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High school mean girls. That's all they are. They think that a bunch of hacks walking out on Trump would hurt his feelings when in fact he'd laugh his ass off.

And of course, there's the irony that far from boycotting Trump, they keep filing lawsuits demanding that they have access to the man they hate.

A bunch of spoiled little girls.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 11:07 AM (ZOv7s)

268 Well, looks like my disk failure has wiped out a ton of documents. My various spreadsheets of my music and Delilah and Dutch's show careers are gone. My music survived, thank God. Depressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

I used a freeware program, called Recuva, to recover some lost documents when I had a hard drive go bad. I am sure there are others. Also mounting the drive in a Linux machine, and using Linux utilities to explore it might yield some success.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:07 AM (1z8ji)

269 Let Reagan be Reagan!!

Posted by: I miss Opus at July 25, 2026 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)

270 I'm still hoping someone digs up a chapel in Herculaneum with first-edition codices.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2026 11:08 AM (gKWVE)

271 TCMF

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 11:08 AM (4g5V+)

272 Cape Ann. Autocorrect is driving me crazy. I cannot type an N without having to slow down and think about it. Commas appear out of nowhere. I type a period and the last letter in the word I just typed disappears. I have to reread everything.
Sigh...

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2026 11:09 AM (kJmSS)

273 Let Reagan be Reagan!!
Posted by: I miss Opus at July 25, 2026 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)
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I loved Bloom County, and bought all the books as they came out.

Years later, as I began decluttering, I got rid of a bunch of them, saving only the peak years. I can sort of understand why Bill Waterson quit the way he did, because it's sad watching a strip descend into self-parody and mediocrity. Better to just ride off into the sunset on a high note.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 11:10 AM (ZOv7s)

274 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2026 11:09 AM (kJmSS)

Autocorrect is an intentional troll. There is no reason it hasn't been replaced a decade ago. Now with the advancements with AI there is no reason it should exist on any platform.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:12 AM (KC5Lt)

275 >>>@62 My attempt at renting a Uhaul failed, not sure what to do now to get a load out of here. Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 09:15 AM (Ia/+0)
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Greetings, Skip ... Suggest trying Lowe's and Home Depot, as I believe they both offer truck rentals.

Posted by: Kathy at July 25, 2026 11:12 AM (MOK4W)

276 Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust

Posted by: The Clash at July 25, 2026 11:13 AM (4g5V+)

277 262 Cale Ann was one of my favorite places in MA. We used to stay at a hotel: The Ralph Waldo Emerson. It was like an old fashioned European hotel with a rocky cliff overlooking the cold NE ocean. Wonder if it still exists?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2026 11:05 AM

I just checked online. It's still there! What a beautiful hotel- it reminds me of the Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 25, 2026 11:13 AM (Lzhdy)

278 IMO Bloom County took itself way too seriously.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 11:14 AM (4g5V+)

279 NOOD

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2026 11:14 AM (ZOv7s)

280 123 “Reacher” Star Alan Ritchson Says Trump Is a “F***Ing Rapist” in Epstein Files Rant

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F*ck you up the ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 25, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)

No “Motor City” for me then.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 11:16 AM (4g5V+)

281 Watch PDT riffing on the media last night was kinda surreal. I realize I'm watching unmatched political history in real time and kind pinching myself.

He gets a lot of criticism for his unconventional style, but you can't argue with results.

Every so often I feel like a modern day Bloom County Opus and I want to pound a fist into an open palm and shout:

"Let Trump be Trump!!"

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 25, 2026 11:16 AM (2Ez/1)

282 >>> 256 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:00 AM (vDZgA

Home Depot also has daily rentals of work type trucks.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:01 AM (KC5Lt)

I *think* they are unlike UHaul, Hertz etc and charge additional for milage, but I could be wrong about that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:17 AM (vDZgA)

283 The hippy/guitar service at my church tried a new song last Sunday. Fast tempo and I correctly guessed the melody was some sort of Irish traditional thing.
Lyrics seemed a bit earth-centered, so I DDGed it when I got home. It turns out that it refers to Mary’s Magnificat in the Gospel of Luke.
Lyrics are 1990 by a guy named Rory Cooney et. Al. Title is “ Canticle of the Turning”.
I hope it is a regular thing at our guitar service.

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 25, 2026 11:22 AM (1FEc1)

284 Skip, if you don't mind sharing, are you departing from CA or somewhere else like that? If you really can't find anything maybe an enterprising Horde member can work with you to import a truck.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2026 11:25 AM (vDZgA)

285 Nood Homer

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:26 AM (NnhvP)

286 Home Depot also has daily rentals of work type trucks.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2026 11:01 AM (KC5Lt)

Fuckers said I needed a smartphone app to rent their truck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 11:27 AM (1z8ji)

287
Fuckers said I needed a smartphone app to rent their truck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Went to Baseball stadium with great seat tickets, "Cant bring in that clear bag any linger. They'll store it over there just add their app and add in your credit card info. Didn't go in.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2026 11:32 AM (NnhvP)

Daily Tech News 25 July 2026

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  • Anthropic's Opus 5 model is here - nearly as smart as Fable for half the price, and less annoying. (Engadget)

    It has been trained similarly but with much less effort towards security, so it isn't as clever at hacking systems or at preventing your systems from being hacked, but it hasn't been forced into I'M SORRY DAVE I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT insanity that flips on the moment you stray into anything even the tiniest bit questionable.

    I'll give it a try since I'm on the $20 Claude plan making Opus 5 free of additional charge while Fable 5 uses my limited credits. (Paying accounts received $100 worth of credits free, but I want to keep those for actual security scans.)

    Also worth noting: If Fable 5 runs into trouble or doubt, it doesn't just run in circles, scream and shout, it can silently drop back to Opus. This can happen even if your question is entirely orthogonal to security issues.


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Musical Interlude



Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere.




Disclaimer: My parents went to Eromanga and all they got me was this lousy dinosaur plushie.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:45 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at July 25, 2026 04:48 AM (faghi)

2
"Sorry about the delay."

"Thank you for waiting for me."

Posted by: m at July 25, 2026 04:49 AM (faghi)

3 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 04:56 AM (V0/Sp)

4 Police officers deliver Door Dash for a delivery driver who was six months pregnant and involved in a crash:

https://tinyurl.com/yrmxafp8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 04:57 AM (xSAlF)

5 Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere.

There was a cartoon called "Gerald McBoing-Boing". That kid could probably do it a capella...

Or maybe these folks: https://youtu.be/y6FqyhmMCmA&t=105

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2026 04:58 AM (l3cgK)

6 It appears that Eromanga is back of Burke.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 04:59 AM (V0/Sp)

7 “That is, it's a solid body orbiting another celestial body orbiting a star - clearly a moon - except that the body in the middle is a brown dwarf, a "failed star".“

Jupiter?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 05:05 AM (4g5V+)

8 Like Jupiter but bigger, yes.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:06 AM (BLOW1)

9 6 It appears that Eromanga is back of Burke.
Posted by: fluffy


Eromanga is a tiny Outback town named for the local Aboriginal word meaning "windy plain", and prides itself as being the Australian settlement most distant from the sea.

It was also - by complete coincidence - once precisely on the shore of a massive inland sea in the Cretaceous period. It has a local museum featuring some remarkable fossils.

It also means something completely different in Japanese, so my driving a Shinkansen route through it was a source of joy when it fell into my lap as the inevitable outcome of my worldbuilding.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:13 AM (BLOW1)

10 "Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere."

https://youtu.be/XaXlSZ2m8xk

https://youtu.be/b-39FbFozII

https://youtu.be/hoW0P7lMTzY

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 25, 2026 05:13 AM (/eAef)

11 >>> It also means something completely different in Japanese

Something akin to hentai?

>>> It has a local museum featuring some remarkable fossils.

I saw that museum on Bing maps just know. The town is quite remote.

Thanks for the geography lesson!

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:17 AM (V0/Sp)

12 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at July 25, 2026 05:22 AM (plc2/)

13 11 >>> It also means something completely different in Japanese

Something akin to hentai?


Not so much "akin to" as "explicitly".

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:22 AM (BLOW1)

14
I saw that brown dwarf satellite story a day or so ago. The brown dwarf about 30ish Jupiter masses, and it's satellite is a minimum of about 1 Jupiter mass.

The brown dwarf orbits about 67 AU from it's star, a red dwarf. And the Jupiter mass satellite orbits about 0.6 AU or so from the brown dwarf.

If the brown dwarf were a star, the satellite would be called a planet. It would be a "S -type" orbiting planet is a binary system (the other is a P-type, circumbinary orbit where the planet is far enough away and orbits the center of mass of both stars in a close binary).

If the brown dwarf were a planet, the satellite would be a moon. So, it's indeed a category thing, with no agreed upon definition.

That Jupiter mass satellite is far enough away from the brown dwarf it could itself have moons of its own. Making it maybe a "sub-moon", "moonlet" or even "moon-moon". But, since it can't be called a moon, then we have a problem with naming as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:22 AM (w6EFb)

15
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2026 05:23 AM (AMvSw)

16
Most exoplanets in binary systems discovered so far are S-types. But a few P-types have been discovered, all of them gas giants I believe.

Anyway, such a P-type rocky planet would be a Tatooine type world, with two suns close to the same size looming in the sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:27 AM (w6EFb)

17 I remember not too long ago when a Mini PC like that Geekom A9 with top of the line latest CPU with 32 GB & 1 TB would run you around $700 - $800, sometimes cheaper on sale.

Now you can pay double the price for the same specs and they gimp the GPU with one stick of DDR5.

And not too long ago was 2024.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:27 AM (6ydKt)

18 Highway patrol officer shields a thirsty and overheated pup. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/2mcnh942

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 05:29 AM (W90Ou)

19 >>> That Jupiter mass satellite is far enough away from the brown dwarf it could itself have moons of its own. Making it maybe a "sub-moon", "moonlet" or even "moon-moon".

I want it to be a moon-moon.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:29 AM (V0/Sp)

20 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 05:32 AM (Ia/+0)

21 17 And not too long ago was 2024.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Or even more recently than that. I picked up mine - 64GB RAM, 1TB SSD, Ryzen 255 - in December for under $700 including tax.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:32 AM (BLOW1)

22 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 25, 2026 05:32 AM (m5P/4)

23 Grace Hopper on Letterman:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UwRYvZNZeCQ

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:33 AM (V0/Sp)

24 Scripture verses about finding rest in the Lord:

https://tinyurl.com/32cpm383

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 05:34 AM (xPsv8)

25 Don’t some of Jupiter’s moons have their own moons already?

I read something a few weeks ago about Earth having a few more liitle moons that are basically captured asreroids.

They definitely need to come up with some new terms because it’s getting complicated out there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:37 AM (6ydKt)

26 10 "Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere."

(youtube links)

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram


Thanks, it's not any of those, though. YouTube search, Grok, and Claude all failed to track it down; it was from the past millennium and is probably buried in a vault on a 1" master tape somewhere.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:38 AM (BLOW1)

27 Or even more recently than that. I picked up mine - 64GB RAM, 1TB SSD, Ryzen 255 - in December for under $700 including tax.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:32 AM (BLOW1)

And it’s a good thing you did.
Excellent timing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (6ydKt)

28 Apparently Trump gave a very funny speech last night at the rescheduled WH Correspondents dinner. God bless and protect him . Article from "NY Post":

https://tinyurl.com/y65z24ww

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (xPsv8)

29 Grace Hopper on Letterman
—-/

Jefferson Airplane Loves You

Posted by: Wow Man at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (VGE5u)

30 Mornin', Horde. 66 and cloudy in Kentuckiana, maybe rain later this morning, going up to 79. Supposed to be mid-to-upper 80s for the rest of the week, but we seem to be out of the 90-degree days for now.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (NcvvS)

31 >>Apparently Trump gave a very funny speech last night at the rescheduled WH Correspondents dinner.

Couple of people on the ONT said his jokes were awful.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 25, 2026 05:41 AM (NcvvS)

32 Evening and morning to all the Saturday toilers and earluy risers!

Hawaii Five-O . . . I remember seeing the two-hour pilot film, enjoying it, and thinking it was more of a spy story and less of the cop show that the TV series became. Still the most exciting TV theme, after "Secret Agent Man" (maybe), of all time. And if you look at the original intro of the HFO series on YooToob, you'll be astonished at how modern and MTV video-like it is, how sharp the edits are . . . and astonished that it was cut together without computer assistance, not in 1968.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9)

33 >> Don’t some of Jupiter’s moons have their own moons already?

No. Stability of sub-moons is a tricky thing. They can theoretically exist, and I think Callisto would meet the stability criteria, as well as Titan around Saturn.

Our Moon would barely meet it, but not really -- the submoon would have to be very tiny, no more than 10 miles in diameter, and the orbital radius would to fall in a very tight range.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:43 AM (w6EFb)

34 Don’t some of Jupiter’s moons have their own moons already?

I read something a few weeks ago about Earth having a few more liitle moons that are basically captured asreroids.

They definitely need to come up with some new terms because it’s getting complicated out there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026


***
There's a big sign that was once posted in Saturn's rings: NO LITTERING. 200,000,000 KLAPTYRS FINE. But nobody knows who posted it, and it got knocked down by an asteroid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:44 AM (wzUl9)

35 16:18 aspect ratio on that Lenovo ThinkCentre X display.

Holy crap that’s a weird one.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:44 AM (6ydKt)

36 Addendum:

Although I guess that display would be good if you wanted to watch two 16:9 videos one on top of the other.

Could be excellent for video editing, I guess?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:47 AM (6ydKt)

37 A busy dream night. At first I was visiting NYC, staying in a hotel that I thought was on the East Side near one of the tunnels to Brooklyn or Queens. Then I was wandering around a gigantic open-air fair with two little old ladies -- this with no memory of how I got to the fair from Manhattan. I lost the ladies and was suddenly wandering in the pre-dawn hours through a big mall, looking for a shop that would sell me some Tums, but the booths and stores were all closed. Finally I came across a diner that was open, and I sat down to eat . . . only to find they had no coffee. And all this time, I still had no idea how I would get back to my hotel in Manhattan.

There was something later about my having to shampoo and wash my hair in a gigantic empty supermarket aisle, but I'm fuzzy on all that. Thankfully.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)

38 There's a big sign that was once posted in Saturn's rings: NO LITTERING. 200,000,000 KLAPTYRS FINE. But nobody knows who posted it, and it got knocked down by an asteroid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:44 AM (wzUl9)

Sounds like a Douglas Adams book,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:49 AM (6ydKt)

39 >> I read something a few weeks ago about Earth having a few more liitle moons t

These are all called "quasi-moons". They are not gravitationally bound to earth, but in a heliocentric orbit in 1:1 resonance with earth. They can look like moons sometimes, but they aren't.

See horseshoe, tadpole, and trojan orbits. They've got all kinds of names for these.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:50 AM (w6EFb)

40 Was pondering renting a pick-up and getting rid of my 2nd to llast scrap pile. But a frw pieces are not ready.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 05:51 AM (Ia/+0)

41 The brown dwarf orbits about 67 AU from it's star, a red dwarf. And the Jupiter mass satellite orbits about 0.6 AU or so from the brown dwarf. . . .

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026


***
Chilly out there. Better bring a sweater.

Tourism will be light, though, so there's that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)

42 There's a big sign that was once posted in Saturn's rings: NO LITTERING. 200,000,000 KLAPTYRS FINE. But nobody knows who posted it, and it got knocked down by an asteroid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026
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Sounds like a Douglas Adams book,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026


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A handsome compliment, SO! Adams probably wrote a lot of his stuff right after he first got up in the morning. I find my mind more creative then!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:56 AM (wzUl9)

43
If coding has been solved, why does software keep getting worse? (Piotr)


Consider the universe of coding as a pie chart. That portion of coding that is "good" is but a small slice of the pie. Look how much more room there is to explore over in that portion of coding space that is considered "bad"!

Call this the Manifest Destiny Model of Coding, if you will.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 05:57 AM (s9VOe)

44 Sounds like a Douglas Adams book,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026


***
I need to reread his great works.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)

45 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 25, 2026 05:58 AM (Hbeqj)

46 Well, I'm going to bed, so I'll leave you daywalkers with a nice peppy song to get you started! (It's not exactly a deep cut, just relatively obscure.. next to the generation-defining "All Star.")

Smash Mouth - Then The Morning Comes
https://youtu.be/cB9JJIoAdYM

Posted by: SciVo at July 25, 2026 05:59 AM (Sy6m/)

47
The brown dwarf orbits about 67 AU from it's star, a red dwarf


"Nobody toss a dwarf!"

-- Stuff Gimli Said, Volume 2

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:00 AM (s9VOe)

48
Oh, well...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:01 AM (s9VOe)

49 Movies! uses episodes or clips from the old Jay Ward Fractured Flickers 1960s series as filler. This morning one of their segments, about "the Great Detective Sherman Oaks," used footage from the Lon Chaney Sr. flick London After Midnight. I thought that film was lost? Maybe in the early Sixties there were some clips still extant?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)

50 Lovely psalm of praise- Psalm 126 KJV:

https://tinyurl.com/4jnhvfk2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 06:02 AM (rHgXV)

51 I think I'd prefer to call that Jupiter mass object a satellite planet.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 25, 2026 06:04 AM (w6EFb)

52
See horseshoe, tadpole, and trojan orbits


The trojan orbits are ribbed for Earth's pleasure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:07 AM (s9VOe)

53 The Peter Gunn theme by Henry Mancini was a good theme song, too.

It’s like a jazzy tune with a surf safari guitar.

https://youtu.be/Emg_6ANjWzo

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 06:08 AM (6ydKt)

54 If you missed Weird Dave's Friday ONT, I suggest you go back and enjoy yourself. WD has another great one.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 25, 2026 06:09 AM (jyOtU)

55 These are all called "quasi-moons". They are not gravitationally bound to earth, but in a heliocentric orbit in 1:1 resonance with earth. They can look like moons sometimes, but they aren't.

See horseshoe, tadpole, and trojan orbits. They've got all kinds of names for these.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:50 AM (w6EFb)

Yeah, that’s what it was, I forgot that part.
The article had a graphic showing the long eccentric orbits of the little guys.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 06:10 AM (6ydKt)

56 Uh-oh. The water pressure was fine at 4:30; now it's low. If this continues it means no shower or shave for yours truly. Great way to start a Saturday.

If the pressure is low throughout my area, it means no bath for the car, either.

I hope they can fix it soon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

57 Don't knock dwarfs. The Sun is a yellow dwarf.

All main sequence stars are dwarfs, luminosity class V. Think of dwarf as meaning normal.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 25, 2026 06:14 AM (w6EFb)

58
The disk drive on my old computer is failing or, more accurately, has failed. With the help of a recovery program, I was able to copy the most important stuff over to a storage drive, so my music, pictures, spreadsheets, etc. are safe. But still, buying a new desktop was not in my immediate plans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:14 AM (O0L8i)

59
And not too long ago was 2024.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:27 AM (6ydKt)

----

I wish I had Pixy's foresight

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 25, 2026 06:15 AM (3+ug0)

60 Old time hymn- "My hope is built ":

https://tinyurl.com/2jjb3846

Have a good day, everyone. I hope you have a blessed day, and know that you're a blessing to others!

I am looking forward to the senior care center worship service later today. They are dear folks.
Now it's time for a walk with dear FenSpouse, and I hope to see some herons. Such majestic birds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 06:15 AM (rHgXV)

61 From Weird Dave's ONT: "Cats are important for survival. The dinosaurs did not have cats, and look what happened to them."

I'm watching the AI Star Trek[/i[ vid now. To coin a phrase, "Fascinating."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

62 @SpeakingOf:
https://tinyurl.com/yuvrwtny

( Found at Sarah Hoyt's meme post from last week over at accordingtohoyt.com )

And no, the current day's meme posts from PowerLine Blog, Midwest Chick, or Sarah Hoyt aren't up yet.

*Le Sigh*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)

63 Water pressure is back!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)

64 @59/JM in Illinois: "I wish I had Pixy's foresight"

Me too. Now all I have is patience and waiting out this foolish bubble.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:19 AM (O7YUW)

65 Good morning morons from under a star filled night sky in Sonoma.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 06:20 AM (JvZF+)

66 @63/Wolfus: "Water pressure is back!"

Same here. We had a water-main break on our street yesterday. They fixed it sometime while I slept. Was nice to have water again at 5 am when I got up, though the amount of air that came bubbling through the pipes was a bit disturbing.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:21 AM (O7YUW)

67 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Yabba dabba doo!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026 06:21 AM (amcLV)

68 I know someone who inherited one of Admiral Hopper's nanoseconds. It is so cool and innocuous at the same time.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2026 06:21 AM (OXvkT)

69 Was nice to have water again at 5 am when I got up, though the amount of air that came bubbling through the pipes was a bit disturbing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026


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Sort of a "cold tub" experience, then!

The AI Trek video was beautifully done. Though I have to admit I didn't recognize a couple of the female characters: the blonde on the bridge in white, and the exotic-looking one in the Egyptian-style headdress in the scene with Troi and Princess Leia. Are they from other SF franchises? For some reason I think the second might be from Stargate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)

70
Star spelled backwards is "rats".

We live in a universe of rats.

Working out the cosmology of that universe is an exercise left for the reader.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:27 AM (s9VOe)

71 The Disney Zorro is on Grit right now. It's a fun trivia game to spot those character actors, you know, "Hey, it's *that* guy!", from other shows or movies and to know their names. Michael Pate, a versatile Australian actor (and writer and director), is in this one. He played the chief of the Apaches, Vittorio, in Hondo the Wayne film, and even showed up as the same chief in the 1960s Hondo TV series.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:30 AM (wzUl9)

72
Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:34 AM (O0L8i)

73 and the exotic-looking one in the Egyptian-style headdress
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Ahsoka from Star Wars. I believe the "headdress" is part of her head.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026 06:34 AM (amcLV)

74 and the exotic-looking one in the Egyptian-style headdress
-----------
Ahsoka from Star Wars. I believe the "headdress" is part of her head.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026


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Must be from one of the other six or eight movies, I guess. I've only seen the "original" three.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

75 @70/Krebs: "Working out the cosmology of that universe is an exercise left for the reader."

All I can do for you is give Spock a beard.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:38 AM (O7YUW)

76 Must be from one of the other six or eight movies, I guess. I've only seen the "original" three.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)
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Extended Universe. She got her own TV show, but it was pretty bad, I hear.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026 06:40 AM (amcLV)

77 All I can do for you is give Spock a beard.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026


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I've often thought of trimming my "Commander Riker" beard (which I grew before he did!) back to a ring beard like Mirror Spock's. But that will mean a learning curve to shaving the newly revealed areas. And if I didn't like it, it would take me a while to grow the hedgerows back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:40 AM (wzUl9)

78
There's a rumor flying around the vicinity of our place here in Sussex that one of the communities is solving the influx of Canada Geese problem with extreme prejudice.

The on-line hysteria in the "dialogue" between the lovers of green greasy shits underfoot everywhere ("We're intruding on their land!") and the lovers of more 'deportations' ("Then you come over and clean off my dock daily!") is intense.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:42 AM (s9VOe)

79
What do you call 100 Canada Geese stuffed and roasted and served with a side dish of wild rice?

A good start.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:45 AM (s9VOe)

80 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 06:45 AM (VyBeY)

81 @78/Krebs: "one of the communities is solving the influx of Canada Geese problem with extreme prejudice. "

Good. They're overpopulated and need a mass culling. The Canadian Government won't do anything on our side of the border because it's a "protected bird". Idjits. That'd be like protecting deer.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:48 AM (O7YUW)

82 Isn't there a vodka brand called Canada Goose?

Feed it to the birds. Hilarity should ensue.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:49 AM (wzUl9)

83 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

84
I'm now one-quarter of the way through reviewing each of some 7000 references in my database to see whether the complete paper is available online.

If the current trends hold, my guess is that only about 20-25% of the whole will have them. What I do then is open to question. I may be able to get reprints from some of the authors, but I don't want to spend my declining days or reach their end while in the library stacks at Rice or U of H.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:50 AM (O0L8i)

85 Midwest Chick's Saturday meme-drop is now up!

https://tinyurl.com/yskrf769

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:51 AM (O7YUW)

86
Isn't there a vodka brand called Canada Goose?


Gray Goose

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:51 AM (s9VOe)

87 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Feeding the homeless Canadian geese? Can that be done outside of Haiti?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

88 Powerline Week in Pictures for today:

https://tinyurl.com/v3nvwdnf

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:52 AM (O7YUW)

89 Midwest Chick's Saturday meme-drop is now up!

https://tinyurl.com/yskrf769
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026


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The "When you lied on your resume and still got the job" looks like my late cat Chekov! He did sort of resemble a panda cub.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:56 AM (wzUl9)

90 70 Star spelled backwards is "rats".

We live in a universe of rats.

Working out the cosmology of that universe is an exercise left for the reader.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Just need some telepathic cats and you're all set: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Rat_and_Dragon

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 07:00 AM (BLOW1)

91 Isn't there a vodka brand called Canada Goose?
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Gray Goose
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026


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I knew there was an annoying honking bird in there somewhere

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

92 Just need some telepathic cats and you're all set: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Rat_and_Dragon
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026


***
One of the finest SF stories out there. They should have chosen it for the short story volume of The Science Fiction Hall of Fame instead of Smith's "Scanners Live in Vain."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

93 Have a great day. everyone.

Got lots to do.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 07:08 AM (u82oZ)

94
One of the finest SF stories out there. They should have chosen it for the short story volume of The Science Fiction Hall of Fame instead of Smith's "Scanners Live in Vain."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


I read that as "Scanners Live in a Van".

Its sequel would have been, "Down By the River".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 07:09 AM (s9VOe)

95 That Engelbert Humperdinck hair needs to be in style again that The Ventures drummer was rockin'.

Posted by: After The Loving at July 25, 2026 07:10 AM (ftsic)

96
Hawaii Five-O, starring Wun Hung as We Tu Lo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 07:14 AM (s9VOe)

97 *Le Sigh*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)

I think I got to play Oregon Trail maybe two times my entire school career. It was still a relatively new game on the Apple II when I was in elementary school so I had to wait until sometime in the 90s to play it.

And yeah, I'm also pretty sure I died of dysentery.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 07:17 AM (6ydKt)

98 Pull up! Pull up!

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at July 25, 2026 07:18 AM (O7YUW)

99 Too late.

Posted by: Bang Ding Ow at July 25, 2026 07:18 AM (O7YUW)

100
If I don't say my Rosary now, I may not have the chance for the rest of the day. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 07:19 AM (O0L8i)

101 Grumpy

That issue I was having with my laptop return shortly after declaring it fixed. Turns out it wasn't the Windows update causing the problem after all. It was the Logitech wireless mouse. On a hunch, I swapped it out with another Logitech mouse I had running the desktop in the home office. No issues for several days now.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 07:23 AM (J4Dwc)

102 My Logitech mouse, and the keyboard sometimes as well, will just stop responding out of the blue. Happens a few times a month.

I just unplug the receiver dongle out of the USB and plug it back in and it starts working when I turn the mouse back on.

It's not a distance thing as the mouse is about a foot from the dongle.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 07:38 AM (6ydKt)

103 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 25, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1)

104 Heavy Booster looked like it lit all the desired engines. Then it immediately rolled back to just 5, and that wasn't enough. Their targeting was spot-on, though.

And the liftoff? It just took off out of there like a rocket. I think it was faster than any other space-shot launch I've ever seen.

Posted by: GWB at July 25, 2026 07:40 AM (kU0PQ)

105 Call this the Manifest Destiny Model of Coding, if you will.

Reads more like Homeostasis of Bad Code.

AI has removed the excuse of not writing unit/integration/behavior tests, not writing boundary validations, not enforcing ACLs, sufficient logging, and other error prone grunt work.

But has replaced it with more extensive PRs which developers hate doing even more—so the edge cases are not caught.

The customer will always stumble into an edge case.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 25, 2026 07:42 AM (a4flb)

106 Almost discounted a scrap run but think I could do the round trip to Uhaul, back and delivery and return all before noon.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 07:47 AM (Ia/+0)

107 mornin yall. It turns out no correspondents were eaten at the White House Correspondents dinner.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2026 07:51 AM (MWfyi)

108 - Watched, though it's just a listen, a vid yesterday.
Maybe it's an AI bot vocalizing A Feynman lecture?
It was about time and light speed. And how time is experienced the closer you get to light speed.

Around 9 min or so he talks about photons, light speed and time and what happens since photons are light.
Sounded a lot like Dr Lisle's Anisitropic Syncrony Convention.

https://tinyurl.com/5t4x386f

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 07:52 AM (/XKEa)

109 >>> The Canadian Government won't do anything on our side of the border because it's a "protected bird".

What's the matter with them?

Rhetorical question, folks. We don't have room for the list.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 07:53 AM (V0/Sp)

110 I've met a couple brown dwarfs in my life

Posted by: Man About Town at July 25, 2026 07:54 AM (JM9I6)

111 SpeakingOf

I had accidently knocked that Logitech mouse off its perch a few times onto a hard tiled floor. I think that screwed up something in the internals, causing it to act up and freeze everything.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 07:54 AM (J4Dwc)

112 - Here's a couple by Dr Lisle.

Warning to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

https://tinyurl.com/yt7yn475

https://tinyurl.com/2ssa7352

Posted by: TeeJ at July 25, 2026 07:57 AM (/XKEa)

113 I had accidently knocked that Logitech mouse off its perch a few times onto a hard tiled floor. I think that screwed up something in the internals, causing it to act up and freeze everything.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 07:54 AM (J4Dwc)

Makes sense.

Could've knocked the optical sensor out of alignment.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 08:00 AM (6ydKt)

114 covfefe is up

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 25, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)

115 Couple of people on the ONT said his jokes were awful.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 25, 2026 05:41 AM (NcvvS)

Yeah, but it was the ONT and they were drunk.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 25, 2026 08:54 AM (hmYU4)

116 23 Grace Hopper on Letterman:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UwRYvZNZeCQ
Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:33 AM (V0/Sp)

; )

Posted by: m at July 25, 2026 09:02 AM (faghi)

117 A solid majority of why code is getting worse is India, or nations that used to be part of India.

The rest is Western management and leadership that keeps hiring Indians and making retarded product and business decisions.

I am sticking to my guns on this, Indians may be the doom of our civilization.

Posted by: heya at July 25, 2026 10:57 AM (ND37T)

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Too, This ONT Was Made Just For You

Welcome to Friday's ONT! Shocking news out of New York today:

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Fido Friday: Skatedog


Ice cream

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Left turn, Clyde

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They call him Tex


Tonight's map

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One Reddit banning I understand

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Oh, I can do that


What are you having?

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Food chain

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An attempt was made


Collect them all

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Feline Friday: Cats want equal time!

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Neat story


Smart guy

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Cut 'em down!

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Standup


Repurposing

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He's got his own sign

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AI slop


Iraq

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the pleasure of a good book:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 “Across the sea of space, the stars are other suns.”
—Carl Sagan

Profundity on the level of Kamala Harris.

Posted by: mindful webworker - small screen for small budgets at July 24, 2026 10:00 PM (jrd4M)

2 Roustabout

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:01 PM (6T7Go)

3 Keep Fridays weird

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 10:02 PM (enNUy)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 24, 2026 10:03 PM (EJE3y)

5 Evening, all.

Posted by: Caf at July 24, 2026 10:03 PM (2E7lB)

6 Great ONT!

Except that last meme kinda blows.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

7 Nice fridge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:05 PM (6T7Go)

8 Good evening Horde. Thanks WD!

Tex is good. Wow.

Posted by: TRex - shot caller dino at July 24, 2026 10:05 PM (MiwIw)

9 Good evening, good Morons!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 24, 2026 10:07 PM (kOluj)

10 Hey, Mandami, there's a fellow down in Mexico, calls himself Batman, deals with cheap thieves like you. You're on his list.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:07 PM (6T7Go)

11
This ONT sounded better in the original Sumarian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 10:07 PM (O0L8i)

12 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 24, 2026 10:08 PM (m5P/4)

13 Collect them all

Apparently-not-named-Chloe is a 1!

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)

14 Great ONT!

That last meme in particular is awesome...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:14 PM (Riz8t)

15 Looney Tunes comedian was kind of lame. Kept pausing, and looking at the audience, "Clap, you fuckers!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:14 PM (1z8ji)

16 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the pleasure of a good book:

Wow. That took a while. Very creative.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 10:14 PM (rkCBr)

17 I wouldn't eat the steak but only because it's almost 9 years past its sell by date.

Posted by: Meat is tasty delicious murder at July 24, 2026 10:15 PM (TbWk/)

18 I just noticed who the Bene Gesserit is.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:15 PM (Riz8t)

19 I would not have a problem dining on a Chloe steak. A Hillary steak, though, might be tougher than a Vibram sole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:16 PM (1z8ji)

20 That skater dog is amazing.

Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 10:16 PM (Q+gd/)

21 A Hillary steak, though, might be tougher than a Vibram sole.

Yeah, I generally prefer my steaks not be bitter and alcohol-soaked.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

22 Trump is kinda flat at the White House Correspondent's Dinner. Which makes me sad because I generally love his snarky jokes.

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2026 10:17 PM (286+n)

23 I'm still PO'd at Jeri Ryan and her former husband - the aftermath of that situation gave us OBarky.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 10:18 PM (O6Iwc)

24 That skater dog is amazing.
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 10:16 PM (Q+gd/)

Agreed. He seems to really be able to control that skateboard. Of course, if he falls off, he has only six inches to fall. I seem to remember some folks in New Zealand trained dogs to drive cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:19 PM (1z8ji)

25 No one is eating MY Chloe!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:22 PM (FZ29D)

26 Skateboard dog is AI.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:22 PM (6T7Go)

27 I just asked J why I have this sliver of the bed and the 25 pound dog is stretched all the way out with way more room. He said because Saijo is cute. 😡

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 10:23 PM (Dd38x)

28 "Shocking news out of New York" — I wasn't all that old when I figured out that Metropolis and Gotham were long-standing synonyms for New York. The map DC eventually published of their superhero cities was so lame, I had to go to Marvel comics in protest. Excelsior!

Skatedog — that's some impressive navigating. Hard to believe it's not AI. Or is it?

Ice cream — the plot of a cheap horror movie

They call him Tex — that thar's some mighty fancy shootin, Tex.🤠

What fans would consider to be Superman's Kryptonite — serious face-palm. Reminds me of the TV bimbette who said her favorite Marvel superhero was Superman. You know, with great power comes great responsibility.

Pool trick — had to be on purpose. Too stupid to be an accident.

Neat story — Cleaning out the old shed, we recently ran across my older sister's 1963 high school year book, her Junior year. A little musty. We cleaned it up as much as possible and mailed it to her. She was appropriately amused.

AI slop — slop indeed. So much potential, wasted.

Thanks for another grand Friday ONT, WeirdDave. And not a bit of music. Works for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - small screen for small budgets at July 24, 2026 10:23 PM (jrd4M)

29 I watched Citizen Vigilante and it has some issues. The pacing is off and I think a better director/writer would have put a little more subtlety in.

But...Uwe Boll is willing to make a movie about one of the biggest problems in the world right now so I give him credit for that.

And one thing occured to me...the left gave itself awards for making One Battle After Another a movie about lefties murdering normal people, while damming Citizen Vigilante for having a vigilante kill criminals...and every action gets explained in detail as to why he does what he does...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:24 PM (sKqQm)

30 The PETA sticker on the steak says "don't buy it". the cow is already dead and butchered. Do they want this cow's death to be for nothing?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 10:25 PM (9CZQg)

31 Mindful Webworker - God bless you for your assessment of the Blowhard of the Century.

Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:25 PM (9EaCT)

32 Looney Tunes comedian was kind of lame. Kept pausing, and looking at the audience, "Clap, you fuckers!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:14 PM (1z8ji)

The only thing that made me smile was Bugs in women's clothing making Fudd bothered.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

33 >> “Across the sea of space, the stars are other suns.”
—Carl Sagan

Across the sea of space, our sun is but another star.

Now, let's ponder the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (w6EFb)

34 Superman is kind of boring because even his kryptonite isn't kryptonite - it might make him gay or something but he'll always still beat whoever uses it against him.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (sKqQm)

35 AC/DC ruined...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02DUSQfBZFY

Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (Q+gd/)

36 U.S. Central Command - @CENTCOM - Jul 23

U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping

TAMPA, Fla. — U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces successfully completed the 13th straight night of strikes against Iran, July 23, at 9 p.m. ET.

CENTCOM targeted Iranian military command centers, drone storage facilities, communication networks, coastal surveillance sites, and maritime capabilities to further diminish the threat Iran poses to civilian mariners and commercial vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz.

The international waterway remains open for transit despite recent attacks from Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. Commercial vessels continue to freely navigate the strait with U.S. military support.

More than 50,000 U.S. service members are currently operating across the Middle East.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (6T7Go)

37 Sagan is one of those guys that intentionally exaggerated the impact of nuclear war to stop the west from using them.

The Soviets knew the western claims were false so they didn't care...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:27 PM (sKqQm)

38 Wheated bourbon is good, neat.

Posted by: goatexchange at July 24, 2026 10:27 PM (hyS0X)

39 The only thing that made me smile was Bugs in women's clothing making Fudd bothered.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Pointing out all the speech impediments was "things that make you go 'hmm,'" but not "LOL."

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

40 The little cop was pretty awesome.

Posted by: Bang! Ding! Ow! at July 24, 2026 10:27 PM (JM9I6)

41 The PETA sticker on the steak says "don't buy it". the cow is already dead and butchered. Do they want this cow's death to be for nothing?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 10:25 PM (9CZQg)
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Yes.

They'd rather slaughter countless pets rather than let you raise a pet to be your loving companion.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:28 PM (FZ29D)

42 Re: the Cafe, my DIL still calls their male cat "her". All dogs are "him". Love her, but smh!

Posted by: DanMa'am at July 24, 2026 10:28 PM (8uzBS)

43 Fucking Mariners.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:29 PM (yEz+x)

44 Big fabrication job today. Cut the old 2" iron caster wheels off a 3-wheel engine stand, welded outriggers on the frame, and welded on 5-inch urethane-tired casters. Now I can roll it over turf, no problem. And I made a new engine bracket to fit any Studebaker Champion six cylinder engine. Cut a piece of 2" galvanized water pipe, welded it to a Champion engine plate (goes between engine block and bellhousing) and gusseted that joint with 4 gussets cut from flat bar. Burned a mittfull of 7018 rods, too. Bolted the newly-made adapter to a 185 block, and it fits the stand like a glove. And rolls around like a baby buggy. Woot! A custom-made engine adapter like that goes in in next to no time at all; so much easier than fucking around with the adjustable one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:29 PM (1z8ji)

45
Ol' Carl beclowned himself with that nuclear winter from the Kuwaiti oil well fires business.

That was really sad.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 10:29 PM (w6EFb)

46 Pointing out all the speech impediments was "things that make you go 'hmm,'" but not "LOL."
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

That is essentially it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

47 This clarifies some things:


@trump_repost
11h
President Xi, at our recent meeting in Beijing, China, told me that he would not, under any circumstances, give or sell Weapons to the Islamic Republic of Iran — And that statement included Chinese Companies. Considering our relationship, I take him at his word and, besides, l am doing him very big favors, also.

Likewise, President Putin, despite the horrible War going on in Ukraine (The relationship remains, as it does with President Zelenskyy), told me that he would not sell Weapons to Iran. He understands that I do not sell Weapons to Ukraine, but to NATO Countries. They pay full price, and how those Weapons are distributed, I have no idea.

Therefore, two major Countries that people speak of often in terms of Iran are, in my opinion, not participating. If they did, it would be very bad for them — Certainly not in their best interests. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:31 PM (6T7Go)

48 Yeah, Porky Pig saying impediment...

Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 10:31 PM (Q+gd/)

49 Superman is kind of boring because even his kryptonite isn't kryptonite - it might make him gay or something but he'll always still beat whoever uses it against him.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (sKqQm)
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Yeah, he's so overpowered it's really hard to write stories that provide him with a challenge.

Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:31 PM (FZ29D)

50 AOP...
SHOWOFF!

Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:32 PM (9EaCT)

51 44 Big fabrication job today. Cut the old 2" iron caster wheels off a 3-wheel engine stand, welded outriggers on the frame, and welded on 5-inch urethane-tired casters. Now I can roll it over turf, no problem. And I made a new engine bracket to fit any Studebaker Champion six cylinder engine. Cut a piece of 2" galvanized water pipe, welded it to a Champion engine plate (goes between engine block and bellhousing) and gusseted that joint with 4 gussets cut from flat bar. Burned a mittfull of 7018 rods, too. Bolted the newly-made adapter to a 185 block, and it fits the stand like a glove. And rolls around like a baby buggy. Woot! A custom-made engine adapter like that goes in in next to no time at all; so much easier than fucking around with the adjustable one.

I pulled some weeds.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:32 PM (Riz8t)

52 AC/DC ruined...
https://youtu.be/02DUSQfBZFY
Posted by: davidt


Call & raise.

https://youtu.be/U8-UiNei9_U

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

53 PDT

I love you. But if you trust Putin and Xi, you’ve lost your mind and need to resign.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (gTtYa)

54 Yeah, he's so overpowered it's really hard to write stories that provide him with a challenge.

Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


His challenges are supposed to be moral and ethical, not physical or (personally) existential.

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)

55 Yeah, he's so overpowered it's really hard to write stories that provide him with a challenge.

What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (Riz8t)

56 >>Therefore, two major Countries that people speak of often in terms of Iran are, in my opinion, not participating. If they did, it would be very bad for them — Certainly not in their best interests. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

If you believe Tousi's reporting, I'm not sure that's going to hold up unfortunately.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (viF8m)

57 I love you. But if you trust Putin and Xi, you’ve lost your mind and need to resign.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (gTtYa)

I doubt he trusts them. But they have been put on notice that any actions by them to supply weapons to Iran will not go unpunished.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (1z8ji)

58 How many crimes did we see in that Ma Barker bike video.

1. Insurance fraud and/or extortion
2. Driving on the wrong side of the road (minor infraction)
3. Bike theft
4. Attempted burglary (the kid that stole the bike first fell over the fence leaving a property which is likely not his)
5. Littering (fell out of old ladies bike basket)

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 10:36 PM (dIske)

59 What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (Riz8t)

When Superman farts, the Moon gets a new crater.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:36 PM (1z8ji)

60 What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:34 PM (Riz8t)
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I imagine Superman's stomach acids are so powerful that Taco Bell doesn't stand a chance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:36 PM (FZ29D)

61 What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?

Someone did the math on the force his, uh, baby batter, would have based on the increases in raw strength he has over a normal man in relation to other feats of strength

To put it simplify if he and Lois Lane had fun time he'd make her explode.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:37 PM (sKqQm)

62
Ol' Carl beclowned himself with that nuclear winter from the Kuwaiti oil well fires business.

That was really sad.
Posted by: publius


How long did he predict they would burn?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 10:38 PM (Cqx++)

63
Good LordI turned on fox news and trump is absolutely bombing at the white house correspondents' dinner. Who the hell wrote that joke for him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 24, 2026 10:38 PM (mmrXZ)

64 And good evening!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 24, 2026 10:38 PM (mmrXZ)

65 You just try sharing at a Waffle House and see what happens to you.

(I just don’t get the hype behind them. Sorry. YMMV.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:39 PM (4g5V+)

66 Hexie the Polydactyl Kitty Cat says, "Hello!" and reminds me that despite having extra digits on each paw, she does not have any known superpowers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:39 PM (FZ29D)

67 What about if he ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then got on an elevator with other people? Would they live to reach their floor?

The series would be called the Ass of Steel

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)

68 We had a pet calf when I was a kid, and ended up eating him. The thing was, after he got big and started butting people, he got sent to my uncle's farm for a while. When the boxes of meat wrapped in white butcher paper came, we didn't really make the connection.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 24, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

69 When Superman farts, the Moon gets a new crater.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:36 PM (1z8ji)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at July 24, 2026 10:40 PM (4g5V+)

70 Blondie - He'll be okay. Nobody is great every minute...

Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:41 PM (9EaCT)

71 62
Ol' Carl beclowned himself with that nuclear winter from the Kuwaiti oil well fires business.

That was really sad.
Posted by: publius

How long did he predict they would burn?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 10:38 PM (Cqx++)

They didn’t count on me. Fools.

Posted by: Red Adair at July 24, 2026 10:41 PM (4g5V+)

72 Someone did the math on the force his, uh, baby batter, would have based on the increases in raw strength he has over a normal man in relation to other feats of strength

To put it simplify if he and Lois Lane had fun time he'd make her explode.
Posted by: 18-1


Larry Niven. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."

https://tinyurl.com/2bpwhktv

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

73 Carl Sagan:

Johnny Carson joked, "Did you hear that Carl Sagan's wife filed for divorce? (affecting Sagan's mannerisms) She wants BILLIONS and BILLIONS of dollars."

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 10:41 PM (RCjYY)

74 Carl Sagan's turtleneck was smarter than him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)

75
>> How long did he predict they would burn?

I don't know about how long, but he predicted it would have an effect similar to the Tambora eruption in 1815, which led to 1816 being the Year Without a Summer.

It was utterly wrong, a nothing-burger.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 10:43 PM (w6EFb)

76 Speaking of the man I remember watching a SuperFriends episode as a kid where it turns out the moon is a giant spider monster egg. Superman, Batman and Indian Chief go to fight it and the first two lose and Indian Chief goes giant and wrestles it back into his egg/the moon.

Which made no sense whatsoever.

Even as a tike I was thinking this is beyond stupid.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:43 PM (sKqQm)

77 I love you. But if you trust Putin and Xi, you’ve lost your mind and need to resign.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (gTtYa)

What happens in public and what happens in private are totally different things.

By the time we get DoS to publish all the diplomatic correspondence in Foreign Relations of the United States, I will probably be in my 100s. Or dead.

Posted by: Red Adair at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (4g5V+)

78 PDT

I love you. But if you trust Putin and Xi, you’ve lost your mind and need to resign.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:33 PM (gTtYa)

This is one way I'd trust them.... (from Babylon 5)

https://youtu.be/sHqgWDyNl9o

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)

79 Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.

I find the stories that depower him less compelling than the stories that fully understand him. Elliot S! Maggin, especially in the two movie novels—they had literally nothing to do with the movies—and Grant Morrison understood this. Their stories are fun and compelling.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (kYmoU)

80 Speaking of the man I remember watching a SuperFriends episode as a kid where it turns out the moon is a giant spider monster egg. Superman, Batman and Indian Chief go to fight it and the first two lose and Indian Chief goes giant and wrestles it back into his egg/the moon.

Which made no sense whatsoever.

Even as a tike I was thinking this is beyond stupid.
Posted by: 18-1


"Apache Chief."

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)

81 Red Adair, you’re dead. And so is the sock.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (4g5V+)

82 A custom-made engine adapter like that goes in in next to no time at all; so much easier than fucking around with the adjustable one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Best friends of my family growing up had a 1950 Champion. It was their "good" car all through the Fifties until they got a 63 Bel Air. The Studebaker was demoted to "work" car status and the Dad drove it down to the docks in Jersey City every workday. It soldiered on until 1973 or so.

Posted by: Did It's Job and More at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (JM9I6)

83 There's Green Kryptonite, Red Kryptonite, Black Kryptonite, White Kryptonite, Gold Kryptonite, Silver Kryptonite, Platinum Kryptonite, Jewel Kryptonite, Synthetic Kryptonite, Pink Kryptonite, and Blue Kryptonite.

Posted by: Forrest SuperGump at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (ZypAx)

84 Speaking of the man I remember watching a SuperFriends episode as a kid where it turns out the moon is a giant spider monster egg. Superman, Batman and Indian Chief go to fight it and the first two lose and Indian Chief goes giant and wrestles it back into his egg/the moon.

Which made no sense whatsoever.

Even as a tike I was thinking this is beyond stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:43 PM (sKqQm)
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Makes more sense than the Doctor Who episode where the Moon is an egg. Infested with spiders. The egg hatches into some sort of giant alien, which deposits an egg that becomes the NEW Moon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:45 PM (FZ29D)

85 What time is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zJHMad1ZsM

Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 10:45 PM (Q+gd/)

86 Larry Niven. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."
https://tinyurl.com/2bpwhktv
Posted by: mikeski


Wow, what a nerd. And you guys give me a hard time?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 24, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)

87 63
Good LordI turned on fox news and trump is absolutely bombing at the white house correspondents' dinner. Who the hell wrote that joke for him?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 24, 2026 10:38 PM

Oof! It's awful!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 24, 2026 10:46 PM (Lzhdy)

88 Makes more sense than the Doctor Who episode where the Moon is an egg. Infested with spiders. The egg hatches into some sort of giant alien, which deposits an egg that becomes the NEW Moon.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Spiders? Yeah, that's dumb.

Shoulda been an aphid. They're born pregnant.

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)

89 I just watched Passengers and The Martian again over the last couple days.
We need good optimistic hard science fiction.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 10:47 PM (gKWVE)

90 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 24, 2026 10:47 PM (+9wcF)

91 Mikeski,

Mobile Suit Gudam has created yet another new timeline: AA or After Apocalypse.

Meteor slams into Earth and Humans find a strange material that revolutionizes gravity control, FTL comm, and cognitive materialization.

But after ten years it goes rouge. Humanity has to abandon the Earth and flee to the Moon and space.

And at this point I immediately thought of Hideki Kakinuma and Kenichi Sonoda's Gall Force, especially Rhea Gall Force.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:48 PM (2GVsD)

92 I'm still PO'd at Jeri Ryan and her former husband - the aftermath of that situation gave us OBarky.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 10:18 PM (O6Iwc)

IIRC, the Illinois GOP asked Mike Ditka to be their replacement candidate and he turned them down. Who knows, if he had accepted, and the new senator had become President, the world might have been a very different place.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2026 10:48 PM (1viUA)

93 We have not yet considered the existence of a Supergirl. (*She can't mate with Superman because she's his first cousin. And only a cad would suggest differently.*)

That's considered hate speech nowadays in Britain.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:49 PM (sKqQm)

94 I have genuinely considered Carl Sagan to be a pompous, self centered prick. And that was back in the day when he was pontificating on his own magnificence. Bye bye Carl...

Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:50 PM (9EaCT)

95 Wow, what a nerd. And you guys give me a hard time?

Shut up Wesley

Posted by: Riker at July 24, 2026 10:50 PM (sKqQm)

96 I’m reading a great book about Johnny Csrson right now, penned by his longtime attorney & tennis partner.

Carson lost $35 million to his 3rd ex-wife because he didn’t bother with a pre-nuptial. Against the advice of his attorney. Oops

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 10:51 PM (VGE5u)

97 Shoulda been an aphid. They're born pregnant.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)

That seems to be a great time saver!

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 24, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

98 IIRC Carl Sagan applied his very own hockey stick to the math behind the threshold for a nuclear winter. He artificially lowered the threshold by a factor of 100 I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:52 PM (2GVsD)

99 I have genuinely considered Carl Sagan to be a pompous, self centered prick

If you haven’t seen Real Genius yet, I think you’ll enjoy it. Carl Sagan is the villain.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2026 10:52 PM (kYmoU)

100 Shoulda been an aphid. They're born pregnant.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)

That seems to be a great time saver!
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 24, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

Or a mighty War Tribble.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 10:52 PM (qx7Zg)

101 MOAT - Mother of All Tribbles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:53 PM (2GVsD)

102 People miss the point about Superman. It’s all about how he could be the biggest monster humanity has ever known…

…but isn’t, and in fact uses his powers for good.

In any event, my most beloved superhero will always be Spiderman. Ever since I ran around as a little boy with my Spider-Man sweatshirt…

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:53 PM (4g5V+)

103 92

Ditka thought about it for a while before saying no. Some of the GOP leaders told him that he had no idea what misery awaited him if he ran.

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 10:53 PM (RCjYY)

104 Rainbow Kryptonite - explains how Superboy went all LGBTQ++

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:54 PM (2GVsD)

105 That bow-tie History Guy once again chimes in on a topic of interest to AoS Morons:

Trebuchet! (17:51)
https://youtu.be/er754qe9soE

Posted by: mindful webworker - siege engine at July 24, 2026 10:55 PM (jrd4M)

106 Gall Force, especially Rhea Gall Force.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Someone should re-release those. I've got a couple on DVD, but buying the rest, nah. They're priced like collector's items.

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:55 PM (VHUov)

107 Mikeski

Got all of them on Japanese and English laserdisc... o.O;;;

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)

108 People miss the point about Superman. It’s all about how he could be the biggest monster humanity has ever known…

…but isn’t, and in fact uses his powers for good.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:53 PM (4g5V+)
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We can thank Jonathan and Martha Kent for that. If Superman had been raised by a throuple or polycule in New York City, he would have turned out very differently...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:56 PM (FZ29D)

109 While AOP was building a custom engine stand today, I was changing the carrier service on my backup phone. So there!

(Flounces off to get another Bud Light)

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2026 10:56 PM (1viUA)

110 Fucking . mariners.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:57 PM (Vrdez)

111 laserdisc
Posted by: Anna Puma


Old school! 👍

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)

112 That seems to be a great time saver!
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 24, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

Kind of takes the fun out of reproduction, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 10:57 PM (1z8ji)

113 but isn’t, and in fact uses his powers for good.

“Who might offend, and hath not offended? or done evil, and hath not done it? His goods shall be established, and the comic book shall declare his story.”—Ecclesiastes 31

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2026 10:57 PM (kYmoU)

114 94 I have genuinely considered Carl Sagan to be a pompous, self centered prick. And that was back in the day when he was pontificating on his own magnificence. Bye bye Carl...
Posted by: Boomer at July 24, 2026 10:50 PM (9EaCT)

In his defense, Cosmos was my gateway to science back in the day. It was mind blowing, heady stuff for a nine year old. I have the book to this day. But am I a Sagan fan boy? Far from it. I read Comet in HS and amidst the pages were long sections of him being a whiny little bitch. Yeah, Schlürpo forbid we defend the fucking country so you can study astronomy to your heart’s content, Carl!!!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:58 PM (4g5V+)

115 6 Great ONT!

Except that last meme kinda blows.....

Posted by: mikeski
---

Speaking of that, I thought last night was Friday night ONT and it was the strangest WD ONT I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:58 PM (6T7Go)

116 We can thank Jonathan and Martha Kent for that. If Superman had been raised by a throuple or polycule in New York City, he would have turned out very differently...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:56 PM (FZ29D)

Or if he'd been found by Benito Mussolini and Clara Petacci.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)

117 Professor Squirrel

You should probably read Superman: True Brit.

as for who to blame for this: Kim "Howard" Johnson, John Cleese, John Byrne, Mark Farmer, and Alex Bleyaert.

They need to be sacked forthwith along with those who chose them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)

118 We can thank Jonathan and Martha Kent for that. If Superman had been raised by a throuple or polycule in New York City, he would have turned out very differently...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:56 PM (FZ29D)

Another great point. Raised by a mother and father on a farm in KS, and raised right and proper by them before he moved on to bigger and better things in Metropolis.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:00 PM (4g5V+)

119
Black cherry float with Boylan's soda and HEB 1905 vanilla ice cream. Super excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 11:00 PM (O0L8i)

120 I’m reading a great book about Johnny Csrson right now, penned by his longtime attorney & tennis partner.

Carson lost $35 million to his 3rd ex-wife because he didn’t bother with a pre-nuptial. Against the advice of his attorney. Oops
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 10:51 PM (VGE5u)

I reviewed that book on a Sunday Book Thread a few weeks ago. Very interesting things. Imagine a lawyer banging Janet from Three's Company and Mary Hart!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 11:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

121 I'm still PO'd at Jeri Ryan and her former husband - the aftermath of that situation gave us OBarky.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 10:18 PM (O6Iwc)

IIRC, the Illinois GOP asked Mike Ditka to be their replacement candidate and he turned them down. Who knows, if he had accepted, and the new senator had become President, the world might have been a very different place.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2026 10:48 PM (1viUA)

You can blame the Chicago Tribune for suing to release the details of their divorce.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 11:00 PM (nbLIj)

122 Evening, Horde. Haven't scheduled a day/time for the interview next week yet, no reply from the company today (I sent followup emails just in case; if I don't hear anything by noon on Monday I'll call). Odd and frustrating.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 24, 2026 11:02 PM (aJQbY)

123 Or if he'd been found by Benito Mussolini and Clara Petacci.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)

Or landed in Germany, and got adopted by Ernst Rohm...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:02 PM (1z8ji)

124
Astros, down 5-0, score 9 unanswered runs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 11:02 PM (O0L8i)

125 Mikeski

at this point, I might have the sole surviving Rabby Struggle Suit Type pre-painted vinyl figure from Gall Force: Star Front.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:03 PM (2GVsD)

126 We can thank Jonathan and Martha Kent for that.

Yes. Maggin addressed this in Last Son of Krypton. Jor-El identified the most intelligent person on earth to raise him, who turned the job over to a moral couple, because that is what would be best for Kal-El and for Earth. (Maggin had a bit of a hard-on for Einstein.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2026 11:03 PM (kYmoU)

127 Random Dave

Keep being persistent.

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:03 PM (RCjYY)

128 103 92

Ditka thought about it for a while before saying no. Some of the GOP leaders told him that he had no idea what misery awaited him if he ran.

Posted by: mnw
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If only he had punched them in the nose. And politely advised them
on points of order.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:03 PM (6T7Go)

129 Great ONT!

Except that last meme kinda blows.....

Posted by: mikeski
---

Speaking of that, I thought last night was Friday night ONT and it was the strangest WD ONT I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:58 PM (6T7Go)

I've sent a Friday ONT to Doof if WD needs to skip a week. I think that's the only one that hasn't been used yet.

I admit to working up a Revenge of the Cat ONT. I'm afraid to try a Saturday ONT - Doof and TRex make a formidable team.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)

130 chicago white sux again!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

131 MOAT - Mother of All Tribbles.
Posted by: Anna Puma


When they get that big, they're just called Trouble.
* thumbs sus'penders *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:05 PM (diia5)

132 Profundity on the level of Kamala Harris.
Posted by: mindful webworker - small screen for small budgets at July 24, 2026 10:00 PM (jrd4M)


Carl Sagan was something of a pothead

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)

133 Anyway, let's just check on the Colorado Roc-
Oh.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 11:06 PM (gKWVE)

134 That graph from an earlier thread on Republicans gone, Republicans replaced, and Republicans to come is heartening.
And he's right, Trump is setting it up where by even if circumstance gives us a mediocre president MAGA will carry on.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:06 PM (6T7Go)

135 Carl Sagan was something of a pothead
Posted by: Kindltot


I think the marxism was a bigger problem.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:07 PM (diia5)

136 Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 24, 2026 11:02 PM (aJQbY)

Hang in there, brother. A door will open..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 11:07 PM (nbLIj)

137 Anyway, let's just check on the Colorado Roc-
Oh.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 11:06 PM (gKWVE)

They really need to change their name to the Colorado Weedies. Honor their state's recent history.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 11:07 PM (qx7Zg)

138 Vance has two more years to improve but Mario's learned the playbook. Elipsis nailed it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:08 PM (6T7Go)

139 All of you are missing the point about Carl Sagan.

Like Neil deGrasse Tyson, Carl never thought his farts stunk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

140 Carl Sagan was something of a pothead
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)

Born on November 9, 1934 (Remember, Remember, the Ninth of November) so his 30s and 40s were spent in the 60s and 70s. It would shock me not at all if more than pot was in play.

(He won the death pool on December 20, 1996)

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:09 PM (4g5V+)

141 (He won the death pool on December 20, 1996)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:09 PM (4g5V+)

Dies at 62, very young.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:11 PM (1z8ji)

142 Like Neil deGrasse Tyson, Carl never thought his farts stunk.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

IMHO Neil deGrasse Tyson is far worse than Sagan in that regard. He must have spent half of the Cosmos “remake” from 2014 talking about how he inherited the torch (so to speak) from Sagan.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:11 PM (4g5V+)

143 How do you know Mobile Suit Gundam is really in a creative rut?

People see a blonde haired attractive guy in a red uniform. Everyone squeaks "Char clone!"

Maybe RG XARX-Zero will finally decide to subvert expectations. But I doubt it since our male MC mobile suit pilot is named Rey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:13 PM (2GVsD)

144 Ditka thought about it for a while before saying no. Some of the GOP leaders told him that he had no idea what misery awaited him if he ran.
Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 10:53 PM (RCjYY)

The mind boggles at what a President Ditka press conference would be like.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 11:14 PM (4g5V+)

145
I'd be concerned that whatever zealot put the gay PETA sticker on the meat also poisoned the meat.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 24, 2026 11:14 PM (biznJ)

146 TSLA after hrs was 311 & SPCX was 113.
_Get some

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:15 PM (6T7Go)

147
Sagan at least was an actual scientist and Cornell professor. Tyson is a Hollywood caricature of an astronomer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 11:17 PM (O0L8i)

148 Maybe RG XARX-Zero will finally decide to subvert expectations. But I doubt it since our male MC mobile suit pilot is named Rey.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:13 PM (2GVsD)

Piper probably knows a tailor who could make a Mobile suit, goddamn!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:17 PM (1z8ji)

149 *bangs head into pillow*

This series, the MME knock off of the Big Zam is a yellow B-2 with legs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:17 PM (2GVsD)

150 Tyson is a Hollywood caricature of an astronomer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh --

Thank you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:17 PM (6T7Go)

151
Oh, I'd take Sagan any day over Neil deAsse. That just shows how far things have fallen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)

152 Tyson is what you get when you order an astronomer off Temu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:18 PM (2GVsD)

153 In his defense, Cosmos was my gateway to science back in the day. It was mind blowing, heady stuff for a nine year old. [ . . . ]
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 10:58 PM (4g5V+)


I preferred Connections, but I rewatched it as an adult and realized how . . . Intentional it was. Not an even handed retelling of history, it was slanted.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:18 PM (rbvCR)

154 Johnny Carson not having a prenup:

John Cleese called his last series of live comedy performances "The Alimony Tour."

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:19 PM (RCjYY)

155 Good evening morons y gracias wd por el ONT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 11:19 PM (JvZF+)

156 Tyson is a Hollywood caricature of an astronomer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


But just think of the observatory out there missing its tour guide~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:19 PM (diia5)

157 I thought Tyson ran the gift shop.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)

158
49 Superman is kind of boring because even his kryptonite isn't kryptonite - it might make him gay or something but he'll always still beat whoever uses it against him.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (sKqQm)
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Yeah, he's so overpowered it's really hard to write stories that provide him with a challenge.

Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:31 PM

-------

Maybe he could be disabled by a really horrible smell.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 24, 2026 11:20 PM (QOikT)

159
Elon is really pushing the envelope. They pushed Starship through max dynamic pressure at nearly full throttle this time. Don't know exactly how much, if it was 100% throttle, but that greatly increased the stress.

With rockets, basically, the harder you accelerate the more efficient you are in terms of payload thrown into orbit vs fuel consumed. That's the reason for hot staging as well.

However, I don't know if that's something they'd ever want to risk with a manned flight one little bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

160 Kryptonite became the crutch for lazy writers. Much like a transporter malfunction in Star Trek

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)

161 Bill Gates and senior figures at his foundation met with Jeffrey Epstein roughly 30 times between 2011 and 2014, brushing aside repeated internal warnings about the reputational and ethical risks of associating with a man already convicted of sex crimes involving a minor.
_modernitynews

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:22 PM (6T7Go)

162
Yeah, I learned a lot from Sagan as a kid, and I appreciate that from in. It's just his asswipe left-wing politics that pissed me off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:22 PM (w6EFb)

163 I bet he's going to like that book so much he'll want to read it again and again.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 11:23 PM (3uBP9)

164 Kryptonite became the crutch for lazy writers. Much like a transporter malfunction in Star Trek
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)

Other big crutch was Bizarro World.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)

165
Pushing engineering limits to squeeze out just a little extra efficiency here and there is how SpaceX has come to be the dominant force it is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:24 PM (w6EFb)

166 Also, thanks to all who have donated. It is very appreciated - every little bit helps!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 24, 2026 11:25 PM (aJQbY)

167 There is only Lt. Uhura. The others are merely pretenders.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 11:25 PM (JvZF+)

168 Yeah Carl Sagan was pretty cool.

I enjoyed Jacques Cousteau far more.

Explorers in their own areas. I prefer the sea to space, personally.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 11:26 PM (TpTQ4)

169 Time to meander, ciao.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:27 PM (2GVsD)

170 Tyson is what you get when you order an astronomer off Temu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:18 PM (2GVsD)

Temu Don King

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 11:28 PM (vE0+H)

171 Why would super rich people like Gates hang out with Epstein? Why didn't he just buy himself a string of mistresses, like almost every King of England and France did?

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:29 PM (RCjYY)

172 Kryptonite became the crutch for lazy writers. Much like a transporter malfunction in Star Trek
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)

Other big crutch was Bizarro World.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)
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Holodeck.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 11:30 PM (JvZF+)

173 I enjoyed Jacques Cousteau far more.

Explorers in their own areas. I prefer the sea to space, personally.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Both him and Sagan were exterminationists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:30 PM (diia5)

174
Reading, they squeezed another 200 km/h out of velocity at staging, hitting 5960 km/hr (3703 mph). This alone translates to about 6 tons more payload to orbit.

They're going to try to get that up to 6100 km/hr, and that's about the limit for the stresses, apparently.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:32 PM (w6EFb)

175 There is only Lt. Uhura. The others are merely pretenders.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 11:25 PM (JvZF+)

Saw Nichelle Nichols at a Star Trek movie screening in Hollywood back around 2015 or thereabouts. She was in the audience and was introduced to a very appreciative crowd.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 11:32 PM (nbLIj)

176 Never turn left.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 24, 2026 11:32 PM (B2pWp)

177 I don't see the joke here

@LeadingReport
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President Trump roasts CNN’s Kaitlan Collins, comparing her to “Dylan Mulvaney.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:33 PM (diia5)

178 Why would super rich people like Gates hang out with Epstein? Why didn't he just buy himself a string of mistresses, like almost every King of England and France did?
Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:29 PM (RCjYY)

Because Epstein provided him the illusion that those hot young babes were throwing themselves at him for his scintillating personality and his huge dick, but mostly his huge dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:33 PM (1z8ji)

179 80 Speaking of the man I remember watching a SuperFriends episode as a kid where it turns out the moon is a giant spider monster egg. Superman, Batman and Indian Chief go to fight it and the first two lose and Indian Chief goes giant and wrestles it back into his egg/the moon.

Which made no sense whatsoever.

Even as a tike I was thinking this is beyond stupid.
Posted by: 18-1

"Apache Chief."
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 24, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
__________________________

I hope Superman and Batman made the Chief read a land acknowledgement.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 11:35 PM (dIske)

180 The first thing GOP insiders asked Ditka was, "Mike, are you comfortable with the idea of begging for large campaign contributions... from complete strangers?"

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:35 PM (RCjYY)

181
Well, hell. Looks like Elon is going to try man-rating hot staging. It's a ways off, though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

182 171 Why would super rich people like Gates hang out with Epstein? Why didn't he just buy himself a string of mistresses, like almost every King of England and France did?

Posted by: mnw
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He did that too +/-. Parties with his pool full of whores.
Some find depravity irresistible.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:37 PM (6T7Go)

183 Why would super rich people like Gates hang out with Epstein? Why didn't he just buy himself a string of mistresses, like almost every King of England and France did?
Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:29 PM (RCjYY)


Because Epstein was in charge of a large system for unofficial banking and Gates was a source of money. His charitable organization provided seed money and concealment for money laundering between NGOs and funding for off the books operations, and of course just plain money laundering. Gates was not interested in biomedical research as much as he was funding the things around biomedical research and stuff going on using biomedical research as a cover.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)

184 I enjoyed Jacques Cousteau far more.

Explorers in their own areas. I prefer the sea to space, personally.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The French Narrator in SpongeBob SquarePants was an homage to Jacques Cousteau. Stephen Hillenburg was a fan..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 11:39 PM (nbLIj)

185 I don't know what max q means for rockets. For aircraft it's the max aero force on your primary surfaces, wing and empennage. You minimize alpha and beta to reduce forces. But you can't trim out all the alpha, cambered surfaces still want to torsion off, and every little perturbation results in super correction forces to stabilize. The aircraft will tear itself apart.

Rockets are completely different and I vaguely know that a primary load is axial, like column buckling and you have to worry about basic structural stability/equilibrium. It's so different from aircraft structures loads and dynamics I can only guess what the critical design cases are.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 11:40 PM (3uBP9)

186
Well, hell, the Soyuz manned flights use hot staging. So, if the Rooskies can do it.....

And the Titan II version for Gemini did use a sort of hot staging, they called fire in the hole.

So, there you go.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:40 PM (w6EFb)

187 Looks like Elon is going to try man-rating hot staging.
Posted by: publius


"Things that sound gay but aren't, for $400, Alex."

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 11:41 PM (VHUov)

188 182

When J.P. Morgan took his own wife to the opera, a reporter joked that "some poor chorus girl won't be getting a diamond bracelet tonight."

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:41 PM (RCjYY)

189 Thought the stocks would go up after a successful launch but they didn't. Couldn't get the site to load and missed a buy by one minute and 22 seconds. I think the market will change over the weekend. But my order is in. If I get up or stay up, before hrs will be interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:42 PM (6T7Go)

190 I watched the whole mission. Very cool ,but the best part was seeing the descent without the whole blackout portion, where we have to wait for comms to come back on line.

Seeing the craft over the clouds of the Indian Ocean at sunrise, real-time was the coolest fucking thing I've seen in a very long time.

Space X and Elon Musk are taking the bull by the horns, bigly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 11:44 PM (0aYVJ)

191 >> I vaguely know that a primary load is axial

Yep. Point end right in the direction of velocity. Mostly. There are sideways forces, and these are critical to manage.

You know those little side fins on the first stage of the Saturn V? They were there to slow down any sideways turning motion if they lost control of the attitude. They bought just enough time for the escape tower to yank the CM off the top before the forces destroyed the rocket.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)

192 Max Q is maximum resistance point as the ship is accelerating. For some reason slowing down a bit causes less turbulence while accelerating past it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:45 PM (6T7Go)

193 Speaking of that, I thought last night was Friday night ONT and it was the strangest WD ONT I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:58 PM (6T7Go)

But the strangest ONT I ever did see
Was the ONT we cremated Sam McGee

Posted by: Robert Service at July 24, 2026 11:46 PM (1viUA)

194 There was a poster here not long ago complaining that he couldn't get in on buying SpaceX (SPCX) at the IPO offering price.

Now he can.

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:49 PM (RCjYY)

195 Kryptonite became the crutch for lazy writers. Much like a transporter malfunction in Star Trek
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)

Other big crutch was Bizarro World.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)
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Holodeck.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Replicator
'Macallan, Triple Cask Matured 15 Year Old, a double, one cube'

Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 24, 2026 11:51 PM (XeU6L)

196
The maximum "angle of attack" if you can call it that, the angle of the nose of the rocket relative to its velocity vector during ascent has a very small limit. 5 - 10 degrees.

SpaceX keeps that info for its rockets proprietary. During the entry and landing burns for the boosters, it may be as high 15 degrees. But during fully loaded ascent, it's much smaller than that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)

197 195

That's called product placement.

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 11:54 PM (RCjYY)

198 how youse mooks doin'

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 11:55 PM (ZxPkt)

199 The Houthis says that Saudi Arabia launched strikes on Hodeidah after several Saudi vessels were attacked in the Red Sea
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They hadn't planned on that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:55 PM (6T7Go)

200 >>> Max Q is maximum resistance point as the ship is accelerating. For some reason slowing down a bit causes less turbulence while accelerating past it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:45 PM (6T7Go)


No Max Q is the peak 1/2 rho V^2, the dynamic pressure, that you normalize aerodynamic force to in things line L = CL*Q*S, D = CD*Q*S, CM = CM*Q*S*C. It is one of the ways we linearize general aerodynamic force/moment calculations. Because aero forces vary exponentially with the fluid flow. Linearizing is easier to understand. But in basic aircraft engineering it's simply q goes up forces go up, q goes down forces go down. In testing you use KEAS, Knot Equivalent Air Speed, just to get a common q based relationship between speed and forces for test points. But for rockets it's different. You are dealing with stability, the complexity of eigen values and ODEs and such. A different world.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 11:56 PM (3uBP9)

201 opening a bottle of Yuengling with an M-14

https://tinyurl.com/38chn9yr

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

202 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 24, 2026 11:58 PM (u/oMr)

203 I listened patiently while Miklos read and explained all the ONT content.

I deserve a treat

Posted by: Miss Dixie at July 24, 2026 11:59 PM (sxR7k)

204 >> Very cool ,but the best part was seeing the descent without the whole blackout portion,

This quite amazing. It works because Starship is so big. When it comes down there's a little hole in the plasma trail on the backside. And signals can get through that little hole to Starlinks flying above.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:00 AM (w6EFb)

205 Depowering him via kryptonite is a common technique just to make him more human and vulnerable to an actual threat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:31 PM
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Maybe he could be disabled by a really horrible smell.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Superman once tangled with a skunk. Needless to say, it didn't end too well for Superman...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at July 25, 2026 12:00 AM (22o5K)

206 Trump on Iran:

They want to make a deal. Sometimes they say they don't want to make a deal, they want to be the tough guys.

There's two ways: we can take them apart piece by piece, or we can negotiate with them, which is what we are also doing right now.

As we speak, we are talking to them
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One bridge at a time.
Wouldn't Iran really like a Waffle House, a Waffle House right now.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:03 AM (6T7Go)

207 Evening all,

We have a launch late tomorrow morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-51
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: July 25, 2026 PDT
Launch Time: 8:51 a.m. PDT (1551 UTC, 17:51 CEST)

https://youtu.be/Hg9PlxfvN4k

Posted by: Joyenz at July 25, 2026 12:03 AM (2F0/Y)

208 The cute girl makes you a sandwich

https://tinyurl.com/3m8dt2x9

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2026 12:04 AM (ZxPkt)

209
The Internet says the max AoA the Saturn V could tolerate during the Max Q range was 1.5 degrees.

Any more than that, and the rocket would be destroyed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:05 AM (w6EFb)

210 Walk in silence
Don't walk away, in silence

See the danger, always danger
Endless talking, life rebuilding
Don't walk away

Walk in silence
Don't turn away, in silence

Your confusion, my illusion
Worn like a mask of self-hate, confronts and then dies
Don't walk away

People like you find it easy
Naked to see, walking on air
Hunting by the rivers, through the streets, every corner
Abandoned too soon, set down with due care

Don't walk away, in silence
Don't walk away

Thank you Joy Division

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2026 12:05 AM (CHHv1)

211 opening a bottle of Yuengling with an M-14
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I've opened a can of pound cake with a P38.

Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 25, 2026 12:06 AM (XeU6L)

212 National Lampoon once did a sendup of Superman: "What if Superman had been born in Germany?"

Lois Lane: "Oh, Superman! With your Xray vision, can you see through my clothes?"

Nazi Superman: "Yes. And his too. (points to Jimmy) He's Jewish."

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 12:07 AM (RCjYY)

213 >>> The maximum "angle of attack" if you can call it that, the angle of the nose of the rocket relative to its velocity vector during ascent has a very small limit. 5 - 10 degrees.

SpaceX keeps that info for its rockets proprietary. During the entry and landing burns for the boosters, it may be as high 15 degrees. But during fully loaded ascent, it's much smaller than that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)


Even for highspeed aircraft max alpha is tiny, a few degrees and giving you huge load factors, 3, 4, 5, gs. Doesn't take much at decent Mach. In aircraft alpha = load factor. That's another thing I don't know about rockets. Does alpha=load factor for them?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 25, 2026 12:07 AM (3uBP9)

214 Regardless of how much of a lazy wastrel you believe pot turns people into, Sagan wasn't one of those.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 25, 2026 12:08 AM (DZ9Lv)

215 Finished watching Masters of the Universe. Great fun, the film makers clearly loved the oroginal cartoons.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 25, 2026 12:09 AM (0TVIV)

216 @sentdefender
5h
U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) has confirmed that U.S. forces have disabled a second vessel attempting to violate the naval blockade of Iran.

According to CENTCOM, the motor tanker 'Lavine' made multiple attempts to breach the blockade. After warnings went unheeded, U.S. forces struck the vessel's engine room, rendering it inoperable
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If it wasn't a decoy that's another 3 million gallons of crude in our coffers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:13 AM (6T7Go)

217 173 I enjoyed Jacques Cousteau far more.

Explorers in their own areas. I prefer the sea to space, personally.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Both him and Sagan were exterminationists.
Posted by: weft cut-loop



They were Daleks?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 25, 2026 12:14 AM (m5P/4)

218 opening a bottle of Yuengling with an M-14

https://tinyurl.com/38chn9yr
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

The Israeli Galil rifle had a built-in bottle opener. Why, you ask? Because the troops were using their rifle magazines to open bottles and it wrecked the magazine lips.

A major reason the flashhider on the M16 was changed from the original open prong type to the closed birdcage type was due to the troops using the barrel as a pry bar to snap metal bands off packing crates.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 25, 2026 12:16 AM (1viUA)

219 Regardless of how much of a lazy wastrel you believe pot turns people into, Sagan wasn't one of those.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 25, 2026 12:08 AM (DZ9Lv)


Never said it made him a wastrel, but he did tend to ramble and find woo in odd ideas.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:18 AM (rbvCR)

220 Sean (Diddy) Combs has been placed in solitary confinement at FCI-Fort Dix for fighting.

FOX News refers to that as a "minimum security prison."

It isn't.

Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 12:20 AM (RCjYY)

221 It has been also claimed that Sagan's publication history in his field was oddly small. The implication was that he was a "Hollywood Indian"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:21 AM (rbvCR)

222 @sentdefender - Jul 22
For the first time, the U.S. Army has deployed the *'Dark Eagle' Long-Range Hypersonic Weapon to Guam during Exercise Valiant Shield 2026.

From Guam, much of China's eastern seaboard, including key military targets, fall within the missile's reported range,

*
Search Assist
The Dark Eagle, officially known as the Long-Range Hypersonic Weapon (LRHW), is a U.S. Army missile designed to strike targets over 2,175 miles away at speeds exceeding Mach 5. It utilizes a boost-glide system, allowing it to maneuver unpredictably, making it difficult for current missile defenses to intercept.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:21 AM (6T7Go)

223
How to get something into orbit is a fascinating thing. Consider LEO. We'll call that 100 - 200 mile altitude, and just keep things simple with a circular orbit. The radius of the Erf is about 4000 miles. Orbital altitude is only 2.5 - 5% of that. Scale that down to a basketball. You're just barely above the surface.

Nearly all of the velocity you need for orbit is thus tangential or horizontal. You just want to get a smidge higher than surface, and have no radial velocity when you get there.

So, you need to thrust sideways mostly. But, you've got to fight gravity, and the more you have to fight it the slower your horizontal speed is. When you're at orbital velocity, you free fall -- the earth just curves away underneath as fast as you fall. That's orbit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

224 FOX News refers to that as a "minimum security prison."

It isn't.
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2026 12:20 AM (RCjYY)

Well, unless he's being held in a cell 30 feet underground, being subjected to Yoko Ono's singing 24/7, it's not really "maximum security", either, is it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:26 AM (1z8ji)

225
At first blush, just forget about the earth's atmosphere. That makes things too complicated. Imagine getting into orbit off an earth size/mass planet with no atmosphere (the Moon is like this, really, but much less gravity).

The ideal, most efficient trajectory is called a gravity turn. You thrust continuously in the direction of your velocity, and let gravity "turn you" over sideways as you accelerate.

Depending on your thrust to mass and payload ratios and all that, in vacuum, you'd start off pitched over pretty steep. Basically, clear the tower and then lean over pretty far sideways and go. Time it all right, and you reach you orbital height with zero radial velocity in a perfect circular orbit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)

226 Wouldn't Iran really like a Waffle House, a Waffle House right now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:03 AM (6T7Go)

What part of NO SHARING do you not get?

Now SHUT UP and enjoy your butter with grits.

Posted by: Waffle House at July 25, 2026 12:28 AM (4g5V+)

227 If it wasn't a decoy that's another 3 million gallons of crude in our coffers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:13 AM (6T7Go)

Small piece of good news I caught yesterday. Trump is using Iranian funds we have frozen to reimburse for the ships they've hit.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 25, 2026 12:29 AM (w/O5Q)

228 good night folks, thank you for being the best people on the planet

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2026 12:30 AM (CHHv1)

229 221 It has been also claimed that Sagan's publication history in his field was oddly small. The implication was that he was a "Hollywood Indian"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2026 12:21 AM (rbvCR)

I don’t think his other work hurt, though. Probably pissed off his peers to no end.

A similar thing happens in other fields. If you are a history professor who publishes the occasional dense article that might be read by the denizens of JSTOR world BUT also publishes books that the general public eats up, and sells like hot cakes, your more academically inclined peers who only publish to each other so as to keep your job and have no time to publish anything for the hoi polloi will do nothing but sneer.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 12:33 AM (4g5V+)

230 When I went up stairs to make supper a while ago, I looked out the window, and there was big bunny rabbit out grazing in the yard. I think, technically, it's what is called a "Varying hare". Brown-gray in Summer, with a white tail, becomes entirely white in Winter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:33 AM (1z8ji)

231 Some of you folks need to read them, so I'm going to leave these tracts over here on the end table. Feel free.

Posted by: Jack Chick at July 25, 2026 12:36 AM (JM9I6)

232
Now, the fighting gravity part before you get to orbital speed and can thus free fall. Consider the worst case. Your thrust is just equal to your weight. Your "proper acceleration" is just 1g. You just sit there hovering, and go nowhere, wasting all your fuel just to hold up your own weight. Not too good. That's 100% gravity loss.

So, obviously we need more thrust than than our weight. A good bit more in fact. We need to just get enough vertical speed to get as high we want when we reach orbital velocity, and waste no more fighting gravity than we have to.

So, for that vacuum launch, we pitch over just so that the vertical component of our thrust just equals gravity. We don't fall, and the all the rest is used to pour on horizontal velocity. (we will need to get a little vertical velocity of course, but not much).

The faster our horizontal speed gets, there's what you can see as a "centrifugal" term, the difference between orbital speed and our current horizontal speed. As that difference gets less, we need less and less vertical component of thrust.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb)

233 230 When I went up stairs to make supper a while ago, I looked out the window, and there was big bunny rabbit out grazing in the yard. I think, technically, it's what is called a "Varying hare". Brown-gray in Summer, with a white tail, becomes entirely white in Winter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:33 AM (1z8ji)

He didn't say his name was Harvey, by any chance?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 12:40 AM (QGaXH)

234 there was big bunny rabbit out grazing in the yard.
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The house is two-story brick. I have Virginia Creeper on the back wall. This afternoon I noticed that close to the window sill outside of the bathroom (upper floor), there is what looks like a nest. This evening there was a squirrel looking in at the window. I've named it 'Earl'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2026 12:40 AM (XeU6L)

235
So, as we get faster and faster, we can pitch over more and more, wasting less and less thrust fighting gravity.

The ideal gravity turn does that automatically. We start out with an initial pitch over, and just thrust directly along our rocket's axis, always tangent to our velocity vector. Gravity automatically turns us over as we get faster and faster.

That's the ideal, simple case of launching in a vacuum. The atmosphere complicates things greatly....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)

236 Haven't taken the molding off the F-150 for a look see but
during a couple of rain storms I covered the molding from 5" north of the top of the windshield to the bottom on the drivers side. (starting at the bottom). Much dryer inside the cab and electrical equipment/switches behavior in order.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:45 AM (6T7Go)

237 So, for that vacuum launch, we pitch over just so that the vertical component of our thrust just equals gravity. We don't fall, and the all the rest is used to pour on horizontal velocity. (we will need to get a little vertical velocity of course, but not much).

The faster our horizontal speed gets, there's what you can see as a "centrifugal" term, the difference between orbital speed and our current horizontal speed. As that difference gets less, we need less and less vertical component of thrust.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb)

IIRC, a lot of the fuel in the first stage is consumed in just lifting the entire rocket off the ground. They move pretty slowly at first, while burning fuel like a mo-fo. I thought there were proposals to launch orbital rockets that were piggy-backed to very high altitude, and to Mach ++ speeds on the backs of specially-designed air-breathing airplanes. Use jet fuel and aerodynamic lift to get the rocket out of the densest part of the atmosphere, and build some velocity, too. First stage could be smaller, because boost plane is doing half its work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:46 AM (1z8ji)

238 235....That's the ideal, simple case of launching in a vacuum. The atmosphere complicates things greatly....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)

Younger son is in Corpus C area for work. He sent video of starship launch. Very cool!

I saw quite a few Titan IVs and Delta IIs up close and personal back when.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 25, 2026 12:47 AM (QGaXH)

239 That's the ideal, simple case of launching in a vacuum. The atmosphere complicates things greatly....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)

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May I introduce you to my perfectly spherical chickens in a vacuum?

Posted by: A Physicist at July 25, 2026 12:47 AM (u/oMr)

240 I thought there were proposals to launch orbital rockets that were piggy-backed to very high altitude, and to Mach ++ speeds on the backs of specially-designed air-breathing airplanes. Use jet fuel and aerodynamic lift to get the rocket out of the densest part of the atmosphere, and build some velocity, too. First stage could be smaller, because boost plane is doing half its work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I would think the hard part there would be getting the plane safely away from the rocket before it had to light itself up.

Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 12:49 AM (VHUov)

241
230 When I went up stairs to make supper a while ago, I looked out the window, and there was big bunny rabbit out grazing in the yard. I think, technically, it's what is called a "Varying hare". Brown-gray in Summer, with a white tail, becomes entirely white in Winter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 12:33 AM (1z8ji)

My grandson would say “Big Chungus!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:51 AM (wxb/S)

242 I would think the hard part there would be getting the plane safely away from the rocket before it had to light itself up.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2026 12:49 AM (VHUov)

Reminds me of how the X-15 was launched from a B-52

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 12:52 AM (wxb/S)

243 34 Superman is kind of boring because even his kryptonite isn't kryptonite - it might make him gay or something but he'll always still beat whoever uses it against him.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:26 PM (sKqQm)


"Aaaaaagh!!"

{Superman cringes in the blinding rainbow glow from the crystal shard}

"Oh my God, I can't believe I wear *this* in public!"

{every paper scatters from the wind, and Superman is suddenly wearing an untucked button-down with skinny pants, boat shoes without socks, a feather boa and oversize sunglasses}

"Congo rats bad boy, you cost me 500 milliseconds. Now you face the power of this properly attired Fabulousman!"

{another sudden wind, and the Villain Of The Week is bound and gagged in red silk rope Kinbaku}

"Until next time, losers! Ta ta!"

{another sudden wind, and Super/Fabulousman is gone}

Posted by: SciVo at July 25, 2026 12:55 AM (Sy6m/)

244
With atmosphere, all the above applies, but we've got another loss term to worry about. Drag. That's another opposite force our thrust has to counter, and is thus is more waste, meaning our thrust gives us less horizontal velocity gain.

And that's proportional to how thick the atmosphere is, which decreases with height.

So the most efficient trajectory modifies that vacuum gravity turn a bit. We want to go up much steeper to get into thinner air before we turn over and start pouring on the horizontal speed. And once we get too fast, we don't won't to be having to thrust too much sideways. We want to still be able to thrust pretty much along our own axis, which is pointing tangent to our velocity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 12:55 AM (w6EFb)

245 Big ass plane to carry Starship up there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:55 AM (6T7Go)

246 @visegrad24
18m
A 15-year-old Alkira Secondary College student has undergone emergency surgery after being stabbed and slashed in the neck, back, arms and hands by Middle Eastern thugs who attacked him with machetes at Sabel Reserve Playground in Melbourne, Australia

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:57 AM (6T7Go)

247 A 226-year-old pub in Blackburn, England, is set to become a mosque after Labour-run Blackburn with Darwen Council approved plans to convert the historic Hare and Hounds, which first opened in 1799.

The pub, which served its final pint last year, had failed to turn a profit despite attempts to revive it, including permission to open a café. Planning documents said its decline was linked to demographic changes in the area over the past 25 years.
==

Demographics

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:58 AM (6T7Go)

248 Never said it made him a wastrel, but he did tend to ramble and find woo in odd ideas.
Posted by: Kindltot

Billions and billions of odd ideas.
There's a generation of folks out there who have very positive thoughts about Carl Sagan. There are folks out there who have positive thoughts about Che' Guevara. I'm going with the former (being one of them).

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 25, 2026 12:59 AM (DZ9Lv)

249
See the Northrop Grumman Pegasus rocket. Small payload capacity carried aloft by an airplane. The SWIFT boost mission just recently used that.

It turns out this just isn't very efficient for large payloads at all. The carrier airplane is weight limited, and doesn't give you much horizontal velocity advantage.

Now, some sort of specialized air breathing, winged first-stage you might call it, would be different, but I don't think anyone is going in that direction. Which must mean that regular rockets are just more efficient all factors considered.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 01:01 AM (w6EFb)

250 247 A 226-year-old pub in Blackburn, England, is set to become a mosque after Labour-run Blackburn with Darwen Council approved plans to convert the historic Hare and Hounds, which first opened in 1799.

The pub, which served its final pint last year, had failed to turn a profit despite attempts to revive it, including permission to open a café. Planning documents said its decline was linked to demographic changes in the area over the past 25 years.
==

Demographics
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:58 AM (6T7Go)

A pub.

Vote Restore.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 01:01 AM (4g5V+)

251 Apache Chief was one of the best Harvey Birdman eps ever!
He was suing a local coffee shop because they hey had accidentally spilled hot coffee in his lap and because of that “he could no longer Grow Large.” He testified that it was quite humiliating.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2026 01:03 AM (wxb/S)

252 Big ass plane to carry Starship up there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 12:55 AM (6T7Go)

It would be a very big-ass plane indeed. But it would be reusable for many, many launches. I would give it enough big jet engines to get airborne, and ascend to maybe 50,000 feet on jet fuel, and maybe Mach 0.6. Once there, pilot hauls back on the yoke, and fires two big rocket motors hung on the wings between the jet pods. They burn long enough to jump from 50,000 feet to 100,000 feet, and to get to say Mach 1.5. When the rockets burn out, the piggy-back spacecraft is turned loose, and Stage One fires, as the boost plane dives away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 01:03 AM (1z8ji)

253 "We can put the mihrab right there where the dartboard used to be."

Posted by: The al-Hare and al-Hound Sacred Mosque of Islam at July 25, 2026 01:05 AM (u/oMr)

254 That Marcus Aurelius sure knew his shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2026 01:09 AM (u/oMr)

255 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 25, 2026 01:09 AM (SRRAx)

256 Starship is in the water in the Indian Ocean.

It has been floating around for at least 10 minutes now. @SpaceX is about to get their hands on very interesting data that they never had before. The heat shield looks great too

6 seconds
https://tinyurl.com/4e97rw3k

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:17 AM (6T7Go)

257 Ugh. Youtube just threw an ad at me for someone called LCR Partners which specializes in guaranteeing H1-B applications get approved.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 25, 2026 01:19 AM (vSvIl)

258 SpaceX Starship Heat Shield Comparison Between Flights 10-13.

It’s getting better every time. This is what progress looks like

https://tinyurl.com/yejdm937

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:22 AM (6T7Go)

259 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
19m
Replying to @DJSnM
Unless we discover problems after mission data review, SpaceX will attempt to catch the ship with the tower on next flight

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:24 AM (6T7Go)

260 >> SpaceX will attempt to catch the ship with the tower on next flight

Oh wow. Some of the NSF mee-thane boys were speculating about that.

And that means the next one will be orbital, or just about, looping back around to land back in Texas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 01:26 AM (w6EFb)

261 Happy Friday Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 01:31 AM (ibDUx)

262 SpaceX's Starship rocket just performed a flip maneuver and precisely splashed down on target in the Indian Ocean next to a few buoys with @Starlink on them. The softest splashdown we've seen yet
---

Splash down and 20 floating on the water.
https://tinyurl.com/2t6n3w5z
---

Looks like Bezos not only has a float problem but a size problem too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:31 AM (6T7Go)

263 If you watched this is old news but for those who haven't seen it; Wow.

@elonmusk
5h
Starship is intact, floating in the ocean and transmitting telemetry

https://tinyurl.com/445tv47w

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:35 AM (6T7Go)

264 I have an orange gibbous Moon glimming dimly in the southern sky. About the color of a tangerine, because of smoke in the air.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 01:46 AM (1z8ji)

265 Bright orange moon here too, AOP. Pretty.

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)

266 Another night watching a low-budget movie nobody ever heard of. Kind-of amusing. But time I won't get back. Oh, well. Price of admission was right.

https://youtu.be/M7u5SdjDSQQ

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - what a night for a nightmare at July 25, 2026 01:57 AM (jrd4M)

267 Until tomorrow,
Happy trails to you,
Until we meet again.
Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you.

'night

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 25, 2026 01:59 AM (6T7Go)

268
Moon is about 83% illuminated now. Too low to see here anyway, and it's been quite cloudy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 02:04 AM (w6EFb)

269 Past midnight here, too, and I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2026 02:06 AM (1z8ji)

270 Hi, publius! Yeah, about 3 hours behind ya here...

Sunset was blazing red-orange today & yesterday. Hazy during the day, due to smoke. Thankfully, it's high enough in the atmosphere (mostly) that I can't smell it. Sometimes, not so much.

Meh. It's *that time of year* and fire season is upon us in the West.

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:09 AM (rdVOm)

271 'Night, AOP and Braenyard!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)

272 A panda walks into a café, orders a salad, eats it, then pulls out a gun and fires two shots in the air. When the confused waiter yells at him and asks what he's doing, the panda tosses him a cheap wildlife manual, tells him to look it up, and walks out the door. The waiter flips to the entry bearing his likeness and reads, "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

I got my mom the book for her birthday one year and she loved it, which probably tells you something about both of us:

Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
www.amazon.com/dp/1592402038

All that to say, the policeman is like a panda with an Oxford comma: climbs, shoots, and leaves.

Posted by: SciVo at July 25, 2026 02:16 AM (Sy6m/)

273 Night Braenyard, night AOP.

Hi JQ, don't know how late I'll stay up but make it a double. How is your heat?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 02:18 AM (ibDUx)

274 *double Chivas for Debby*

Hi!

Only 101* today.. ugh. Same tomorrow, probably. Would be worse if not for the smoke blocking the blazing sun! So-- grateful for it despite the forest destruction.

How are you?

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

275
The clouds and rain cooled us off well. Nice break from the heat. High was just 75F.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 02:22 AM (w6EFb)

276 High was just 75F.
Posted by: publius

Niiiiice! We got a sprinkle yesterday (at 104F) that simply turned outdoors into a giant steambath. Bleh!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)

277 Defense dept. Lowers death toll from Iran war from 18 down to 14 on Trump's orders because the 4 latest services deaths occurred after Trump declared victory after the cease fire.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at July 25, 2026 02:28 AM (i1ddm)

278 I'm just looking at the forecast change and differ between sources for this morning. High will be about 85. We could get 1" of rain, or not hardly any, depending on which forecast. And it's changing all around as I watch....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 02:29 AM (w6EFb)

279 Mid- to late August, we get a good drenching, cooling rain. Can hardly wait!

Meanwhile, just keep the yard watered enough to stay green... ish... and mow the weeds when it starts to look ratty. LOL

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)

280 I never really liked superman. Obviously I read the comic books, but it was too outlandish.

As a comic book product, I liked batman better because he was a gadget guy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 25, 2026 02:40 AM (SwCxT)

281 Yeah, Batman was much more *believable*

Bro and I liked the tv show-- extra special because it wasn't aired in our area, but we could watch it at grandparents' house!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 02:45 AM (rdVOm)

282 Lurkers are dependent on you commenters for our lurk consumption needs. Last night was pretty good. Tonight less full. Comment harder!

Think of how many lurk without ever contributing. Could it be a great many? Tis fearful to expose oneself in this august company.

Infact, fellow lurkers of late night, sing out just for tonight. Anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: Late-Night Lurker at July 25, 2026 02:45 AM (FHM91)

283 Just get home from a friend's house in Salem. Played Agricola, Clank, and No Thanks. I won the Ag game with a 50-something score, using Trailblazer, Boatswain, and Crop Rotator. Some minor synergy with Shepherd's Pipe and Hammock. Other players added crazy amounts of wood to the game with Woodcutter and Master Forester.

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 02:50 AM (rcENI)

284 Round 7 family grow. Two other players had an early fight over Starting Player, so I was always 2nd or 3rd without trying. Then I wound up with first grow, because they had already started too many times. Fed with Clay Oven and later Bakehouse. Animals were all pretty late: round 3 sheep, late pigs, late cow. Everything sort of went my way.

We play EIKWmFrZ. Someone had Village Beauty from the Z deck with Clay Roof and did a double-build then double-no-action-grow, which was pretty cool.

It took me a while to get my fourth room, but then I quickly got the Hammock and both grows. So I think I was first to 3, last to 4, and first to 5.

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 02:55 AM (rcENI)

285 Oh look. A Socialist who sees the State as God with Bible quotes for a nic. Too chicken to post anything but late night drive by posts.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 02:55 AM (4g5V+)

286 I don't think I took a single Round 13-15 action space. Got 5 fields, 4 pastures, 2 fenced stables, all the animals, lots of veg & grain, stone house, basketmaker's.

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 02:58 AM (rcENI)

287 285: Most trolls do that. Except Paul and Sid, who are 'special'. Probably the same bot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 25, 2026 02:59 AM (m5P/4)

288 Posted by: frammish

I have no idea what either of your posts meant, but sounds like fun!

*this old fuddy-duddy walks away...*

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)

289 JQ, I am good thanks, wandered up thread a bit, thanks for my Chivas.

Hey Teresa, if you are still around, do you have any fun trips planned for the rest of the summer?

SciVo, I bookmarked that book, it will make a nice Christmas gift. Thank you.

Late Night Lurker, this place is my night school, I learn about space, auto repair, music and movies, I seldom have any weighty insight into many of these topics but still I persist.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 03:08 AM (ibDUx)

290 Hi JQ! It's a board game about farming in the middle ages. My favorite. But it's complicated and sort of anxiety-producing. You have all these cards with tons of cool things you can do, but your family is constantly on the verge of starvation, and you never get to do everything you want.

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:08 AM (rcENI)

291 framish, I know nothing about gaming, I used to play with the kid's Gameboys when they went to sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 03:13 AM (ibDUx)

292 >> ...it's complicated and sort of anxiety-producing. You have all these cards with tons of cool things you can do, but your family is constantly on the verge of starvation, and you never get to do everything you want.
Posted by: frammish

Sounds realistic enough that I'd enjoy playing! LOL.

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

293 I'm hanging out downstairs with the glass sliding door open, hoping one of the cats will come in for the night. I've tried calling a few times. Actually she'll be fine, but my wife is a little worried about her. And it makes for a good excuse to stay up late. It's hard to go straight to bed after a long drive.

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:14 AM (rcENI)

294 I'm not a computer-gamer, but my family was big on board games, card- and dice games.

Back in the days when we'd all get together...

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:17 AM (rdVOm)

295 >>It's hard to go straight to bed after a long drive.
Posted by: frammish

Yep. Got to decompress!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:19 AM (rdVOm)

296 If either of you live anywhere near Portland, I could host a game night sometime. This game is not everyone's cup of tea, but I love it. And the theme is so good, that the rules, IMO, despite being complicated, immediately feel natural and easy to remember---way better than most modern games.

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:21 AM (rcENI)

297 Nice of you to offer, frammish, but too long for me to drive. Thanks very much anyway!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)

298 I'm snacking on my capicola. YouTube has been showing me videos of prosciutto and other slow cures, but made in a vacuum bag and kept in the freezer. Normally you have to hang them, and it helps to have a closet with some fans. Too risky, too complicated! The only hanging I've attempted was pancetta, which only took two weeks and is pretty forgiving. (I sent photos to the Food Thread the other day!) But it turns out my wife wants a vacuum sealer too. . . .

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:26 AM (rcENI)

299 Sorry not freezer, refrigerator.

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:27 AM (rcENI)

300 Vacuum sealer is a great tool! Useful for just about anything you'd care to portion & freeze. Good investment and not expensive.

Costco should have them for excellent price. Get more rolls of bag material than you think you'll need!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:32 AM (rdVOm)

301 I'm sure we would use it. We buy a half-cow every year or so, and the cuts don't come wrapped super well. Costco seems like a good idea!

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:41 AM (rcENI)

302 We still have two frozen beef hearts. I made a third just a couple weeks ago. I have to cook that kind of thing when my wife is out of town. I hear it is good stewed, but I cut it into steaks and got three good meals out of it. I thought it was delicious!

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:43 AM (rcENI)

303 I heard recently that you should ask for the cow cheek: that it is amazing and butchers usually keep it for themselves. I will mention that in our instructions next time.

I noticed a couple years ago that we never got a brisket. I assume they were turning it into ground beef. But I like to smoke things, so I've started asking for that. It is about half the weight of a Costco brisket. That is quite a difference!

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:46 AM (rcENI)

304 Frammish, if you want to freeze veggies-- also recommend a blanching pot, if you don't already own one.

Blanching kills enzymes so that produce keeps longer in freezer. Makes a big difference.

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:48 AM (rdVOm)

305 My favorite board game is "Awful Green Things From Outer Space"

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 25, 2026 03:51 AM (DZ9Lv)

306 I should vacuum seal some of the good local corn that grows up here in August and save it for Thanksgiving. I can never get fresh corn at that time of year.

frammish, nice offer on the game night, I live way too far away, like JQ said, thank you.

I am going to wish you all sweet dreams, I am headed to bed.




Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2026 03:51 AM (ibDUx)

307 'Night, Debby.

Blanch that corn before freezing!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 03:53 AM (rdVOm)

308 We have a garden, but we never get so many veggies we need to freeze them.

We got 12 gallons of plums off the plum tree last year. Mostly we did plain canning, but we made some jam and some "Russian plums" (which I didn't love).

We have a bunch of pepper starts I want to do something with. Jalapenos are so cheap that I think it makes more sense just to can them from the grocery store.

My 11yo got really excited about canning asparagus last year. We did a few jars. I bet that still has a good price? I should buy a load of that and can it with her.

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:56 AM (rcENI)

309 Good night you all! I am ready to give up on this cat and get to bed myself.

Posted by: frammish at July 25, 2026 03:57 AM (rcENI)

310 Frammish-- asparagus is way spendy this time of year. Season usually starts ~February or March, for cheapest & best product.

Now is time for corn, okra, plums, peppers, grapes, maybe late cherries..

Have fun!

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 04:01 AM (rdVOm)

311 I should do a batch of dilly beans soon. Just about time for that.

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 04:04 AM (rdVOm)

312 "A 226-year-old pub in Blackburn, England, is set to become a mosque"

Better to just burn it down...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 25, 2026 04:06 AM (bEpKP)

313 >>Better to just burn it down...

*types*
*deletes*

Yeah, an ounce of prevention is probably better than what I had in mind...

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 04:23 AM (rdVOm)

314 Good night, horde. Sleepy time here.

Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2026 04:24 AM (rdVOm)

315 I just got a spam email from some Democratic candidate in Iowa, begging me to donate to her campaign, so she can help "flip the House" to the Democrats.

I have no idea how I got on these people's campaign list, as I have never donated to anybody, am not registered with any political party, and have zero internet footprint regarding politics.

The email was the usual Democrat word-salad gobbledygook, but usefully named the Republican she was trying to defeat ("Zach Nunn"), with the help (not ashamed of this fact) of millions of dollars of donations from out-of-state liberals and out-of-state campaign activists flooding into the district.

Here was my response:

"Thank you for warning me about this important issue. As suggested, I will be donating as much as I am legally able to the Zach Nunn campaign, to prevent the nation from falling to the communists.

Had it not been for your email helpfully informing me of his name and of this race's significance, I would not have known how important it was to keep him in office.

Cleverly disguising your message as a satire of a deceptive email from the communist side was an effective technique. Keep up the good work!"

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2026 04:30 AM (Av6i5)

316 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at July 25, 2026 04:47 AM (faghi)

317 A major reason the flashhider on the M16 was changed from the original open prong type to the closed birdcage type was due to the troops using the barrel as a pry bar to snap metal bands off packing crates.
——-

MCI aka C-Ration boxes in the field mostly, I expect. They were wrapped in heavy wire.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2026 05:28 AM (VGE5u)

318 Ohh, I late to the ONT once again, but, Weird Dave, this is a great collection.Really enjoyed lots of laughs

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 25, 2026 05:58 AM (WhF6d)

319 Carl Sagan was something of a pothead
Posted by: Kindltot

I think the marxism was a bigger problem.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:07 PM



The problem with Sagan was that he imagined himself a Feynman.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 25, 2026 12:43 PM (4NO2D)

Friday Cafe

heatwavehongkong.jpg
Heat Wave, Hong Kong, China, by Calvin Fu

Samson the dog gets shorn.

German shepherd is bothered by kittens taking over his dog bed.

More singing for animals.

What Taylor Swift sounds like to non-fans. To be honest, I'm pretty sure this is Taylor Swift.

The Icelandic Snow-Chicken. Or something, I don't know birds.

Bears are now going out of control even as babies.

"RFKJr." (Kyle Dunnigan) on Kill Tony.

"Bill Maher" (also Kyle Dunnigan) on Kill Tony.

Bird has his own casita.

Teaching husky puppies to carry on like mental patients.

Fostering a Marmaduke-sized Great Dane.

It's Friday.

Baby tapir tries out the new trunk:


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (aJQbY)

2 Pretty

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (13VxP)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)

4 I remember when that top picture happened. I was in college at the time.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi)

5 It's a beaver party. KALE YEAH!

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:26 PM (3uBP9)

6 Some nice ones in the perfect timing vid

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 24, 2026 07:27 PM (aJQbY)

7 Hobbes Fu >>> Calvin Fu

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 07:27 PM (FZ29D)

8 Another week in the Café free from undesirable mephiticism! Thank you, Ace !!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

9 the starlink v3s are operational already

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:28 PM (gKWVE)

10 Totally sounds like taylor swift

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 07:29 PM (0TVIV)

11 Beagle puppy is totally me this morning. I insisted to my poor husband I heard something slithering in the attic. Not rodent feet sounds. He claims nothing is up there. I imagined an anaconda. I was a wreak til 0400. He said I slept then because I snored.

I will have to listen to the Swiftie thing later as fixin' to have dinner. Our newest DIL, a decade younger than son, is a fan. I love her otherwise, but whoa. The rest of us don't say anything.

Thankful it is Friday altho we have a dinner tomorrow. Low key. Ribs for grandson's birthday. I will wait til tomorrow to dust and act like I am normal.

Have a great weekend Ace and all. Y'all somehow keep me sane. Which is either good or scary.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (hzuYO)

12 169 Those are the most unexciting tacos ever. Where's the beef?
Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:20 PM (MWfyi)

There is grass fed beef in these tacos! Dinner is ready!

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (Dd38x)

13 that relight was beautiful.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

14
*sits at Café table al fresco with a Perrier*
*watches riot down the street*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 07:31 PM (O0L8i)

15 Piper 👍!

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)

16 Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.

They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

17 That top picture is pretty much what every night looks like without my glasses or contacts.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (uhVAy)

18 Obama has a library?

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)

19 Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space? I don't remember there being that many clouds in space.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:33 PM (3uBP9)

20 18 Obama has a library?
Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)

We were talking about that in the reddit discussion, last thread.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

21 "Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space? I don't remember there being that many clouds in space.
Posted by: banana Dream "

See 'em all the time. They are usually malevolent.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at July 24, 2026 07:34 PM (MWfyi)

22 Maybe it's raining up there, some patchy fog. Put on your low lights.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (3uBP9)

23
Obama has a library?

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)

_____________

One that makes the Vittorio Emanuele Monument look elegant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (O0L8i)

24 I've never met a Great Dane I didn't like. Used to be one at the park I take Elvis and when he's see me he'd come galloping across the park to greet me and then lean on me while I petted him. And when a 150+ lbs Dane leans on you you better brace yourself.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)

25 banana Dream; the "what about it" stream is saying it's ionized gas in the upper atmosphere reacting with 'ship

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

26 On my fourth painkiller. Hope I cooked the fajitas completely.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (oUopv)

27 "We were talking about that in the reddit discussion, last thread.
Posted by: gKWVE"

Oh. Well does he?

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)

28 Beagle puppy is totally me this morning. I insisted to my poor husband I heard something slithering in the attic. Not rodent feet sounds. He claims nothing is up there. I imagined an anaconda. I was a wreak til 0400. He said I slept then because I snored.

Have a great weekend Ace and all. Y'all somehow keep me sane. Which is either good or scary.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (hzuYO)

Cats are good for detecting sounds, so if they don't trip and start looking things are probably cool.

Found a baby lizard in my cat's water bowl this morning, not sure which of my hunters did that. Poor cute little thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:36 PM (uhVAy)

29 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

My cat Allie has finally decided to come join me in my office again. She's been sulking all week since I took her to the vet on Tuesday for some minor surgery.

She's doing fine.

Cats are very forgiving creatures.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 07:36 PM (FZ29D)

30 >> Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space?

That's the stuff they're venting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (w6EFb)

31 I've never met a Great Dane I didn't like. Used to be one at the park I take Elvis and when he's see me he'd come galloping across the park to greet me and then lean on me while I petted him. And when a 150+ lbs Dane leans on you you better brace yourself.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)

When I was small I had a friend who had a pack of St Bernard dogs in his house and yard. They was big.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (uhVAy)

32 I couldn't help but saying 'who's a good boy' out loud when I watched the beagle puppy vid.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (KC5Lt)

33
A scan showed my Windows 10 computer had 119,000 bad sectors out of 120,000. Oh well, at least I got the files offloaded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (O0L8i)

34 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

My cat Allie has finally decided to come join me in my office again. She's been sulking all week since I took her to the vet on Tuesday for some minor surgery.

She's doing fine.

Cats are very forgiving creatures.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 07:36 PM (FZ29D)

My female cat has taken to asking me to open a desk drawer so she can sleep in it while the fan blows across her on these warm days.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:38 PM (uhVAy)

35 I got Obama's library right HERE.

Posted by: Big Mike at July 24, 2026 07:38 PM (gKWVE)

36 On my fourth painkiller. Hope I cooked the fajitas completely.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (oUopv)

--------------

What's goin' on, brother? Recent surgery? Bad back?

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 07:38 PM (stMSD)

37 Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.

They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

I guess there were no green dildos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 07:38 PM (NkUqe)

38 That Snow Chicken is probably all bones under all those feathers

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

39 > Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space?

That's the stuff they're venting.
Posted by: publius


Chemtrails.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:39 PM (oUopv)

40
Waking up is hard for a beagle puppy! Rubs his eyes

They say that waking up is hard to do
Now, I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that sleep is at end
Instead of Waking up
I wish that we were sleeping in again

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:39 PM (/+uur)

41 I couldn't help but saying 'who's a good boy' out loud when I watched the beagle puppy vid.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM


With no knowledge of preferred pronouns, why are you assuming the puppy identifies as male?

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at July 24, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

42 Ice backs and their snow chicken fajitas

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:40 PM (/+uur)

43
We have had 5 Great Danes.

The first one was wonderful and when he died we bought two puppies. After they died we bought two more puppies.

The last two were raised with two teacup chihuahuas.

They were wonderful with the little dogs.

We still miss all of them.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:40 PM (/QHx4)

44 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 07:36 PM (FZ29D)

My visit Monday to the Vet with my two kittehs went well. Only for an exam and rabies shot. New Vet for us since I moved.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (KC5Lt)

45 I honestly don't understand what I'm seeing on the spacex channel. They say they are close to the atmosphere. I've never seen anything like that outside of the '80 Flash Gordon movie. Very weird. Say hi to Princess Aura. She's a peach.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (3uBP9)

46 I had a ridgeback hound
If a bambulance came by
she got the OOOS

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur)

47 Are there supposed to be big fluffy clouds floating around in space? I don't remember there being that many clouds in space.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:33 PM


There are many, many nebulae in space. Some are even famous!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

48 What's goin' on, brother? Recent surgery? Bad back?
Posted by: ShainS


Recreating a Caribbean cocktail. Mmmm mmm good.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM (oUopv)

49 Barky was a basketball fan

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0)

50 26 On my fourth painkiller. Hope I cooked the fajitas completely.
Posted by: rickb223

Sorry you're in pain. What happened?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 07:42 PM (0TVIV)

51 Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.

They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre


Gay recognizes gay.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:42 PM (oUopv)

52
You're seeing live feed of re-entry, something never before able to been seen. The pretty colors are the plasma.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)

53 With no knowledge of preferred pronouns, why are you assuming the puppy identifies as male?
Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at July 24, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

Hah. But it's well known that all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:43 PM (KC5Lt)

54 Sorry you're in pain. What happened?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport



No pain. Caribbean cocktail.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:43 PM (oUopv)

55 16 Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.

They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

He will be judging Angola goats and flop eared bunnies at the childrens heavy petting zoo come the fall.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:43 PM (/+uur)

56 Recreating a Caribbean cocktail. Mmmm mmm good.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:41 PM


Here's your accompaniment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1Us_3qfkg

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (0sNs1)

57 >>> That's the stuff they're venting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:37 PM (w6EFb)

When they were doing a limited burn earlier on Starship it looked like fire and clouds. Maybe it's just the camera but it's like they're flying in clouds. I guess the gas from the burn follows them.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (3uBP9)

58 >>Sorry you're in pain. What happened?

The pain will be tomorrow morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (viF8m)

59 With no knowledge of preferred pronouns, why are you assuming the puppy identifies as male?
Posted by: Kareny McKarenface


Probably sitting there & licking his pecker was a clue.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (oUopv)

60 They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau

I guess there were no green dildos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Sheeeet. He owns more of them than they do.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 07:44 PM (O6Iwc)

61 On my fourth painkiller. Hope I cooked the fajitas completely.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:35 PM (oUopv)


HQ rules 101
If you bring drugs
Bring enuf for everybody

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur)

62 Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.

They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

Well he plays basketball like a girl so mutual respect.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:45 PM (KC5Lt)

63 Obama has a library?

If only we had a tight structure where an entire citizenry DIDN'T jack off a politician because they didn't have the audacity to insist to be our boss.

What a world that would be.

Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (1iNpS)

64
Her Majesty told my she has had the offer of a puppy from an as-yet unconsummated breeding. Her inclination is to say yes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)

65 There are many, many nebulae in space. Some are even famous!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Quit your crabbing.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (O6Iwc)

66 Obama and Lamar in the long green dildo throw

Lamar is more manly throw

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (/+uur)

67 I think it would be really cool to have a following satellite film all this. I guess they are going to work towards that to get inspections of heat shields. But all of this would be awesome to view from another point of view.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:46 PM (3uBP9)

68 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1Us_3qfkg
Posted by: Duncanthrax



Nice.

Just reminiscing about a long ago vacation.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:47 PM (oUopv)

69 Barky has a library without anything in his college days

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)

70 all cats are girls.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:43 PM (KC5Lt)

My boy cats are not girls, girl cats are meaner.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:48 PM (uhVAy)

71
They're coming around to the terminator now, you'll be able to see a lot more now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:49 PM (w6EFb)

72 No SCU to AUX needed today. Yeah!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

73 Mmm. Plasma.

Plazzzmuh.

Sounds like what it is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 07:50 PM (JvZF+)

74 >>Just reminiscing about a long ago vacation.

Did you stop here?

https://www.beyc.com

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 07:50 PM (viF8m)

75 Tim Walz appointee Vance Boelter has been sentenced to TWO LIFE SENTENCES plus 40 years for the murder of Minnesota House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman

Boelter’s vehicle was found with “NO KINGS” flyers on the seat,

He killed Dems to make people think Trump was bad.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:50 PM (/+uur)

76 It's funny seeing velocity reduce and q increase. 1/2 rho V^2. V going down but rho going up. You don't normally see rho go up. Or go up fast.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:51 PM (3uBP9)

77 After practically saving both 12 and 13 I figure John Aaron hasn’t had to pay for a beer in 50 years

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:53 PM (Gcul1)

78 They should just give me speed in KEAS.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:54 PM (3uBP9)

79 Buddy at work has two Great Danes.
Says they are dumb as a stump but totally loveable.
He mostly complains about the weekly poop cleanup.

Posted by: Bosk at July 24, 2026 07:54 PM (VMFAF)

80 They're performing the Pam Poovey maneuver.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9)

81 There was this tiny blonde girl in the complex I lived at in Louisville. She had this huge St Bernard. Stood above her waist.

Ajax could pass under this dong without stopping too much. And he thought this dog was the most wonderful thing he had ever seen. The St Bernard just kept turning his head to try to see Ajax, slowly.

I hate Steven King for Cujo a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

82 Maybe they'll be able to recover it whole.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:57 PM (3uBP9)

83 Nobody knew what SCE to AUX was about.

The mashup audio is the best, where internal comms and onboard comms are strung together. Nobody knew what to do (other than nothing, maybe) and an abort was likely. “SCE to AUX”

“What the hell is that!?”

But Alan Bean knew what it was, and flipped the breaker to AUX. The crew laughed their ass off all the way into orbit, because it was just too damn weird.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:57 PM (Gcul1)

84 lucky flight xiii

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:58 PM (gKWVE)

85 Her Majesty told my she has had the offer of a puppy from an as-yet unconsummated breeding. Her inclination is to say yes.

What is that ? Buying a puppy on spec ?

Lets say I had spectacular genes. And Gabriella Reese said "Lets do the PIV and make some pups". Do you buy those site unseen ?

And does Gabby Reese make a good Kolache ?

Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 07:58 PM (1iNpS)

86 You could get out and paddle home Star Trek IV style.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:58 PM (3uBP9)

87
It didn't blow up when it hit the water. There was a rupture and some "mee-thane" poured out and caught fire, but no explosion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:59 PM (w6EFb)

88 It's just going to float.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:59 PM (3uBP9)

89 They can learn a lot just tugging that home. Intact systems. Pretty great.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 08:00 PM (3uBP9)

90 I guess it's a pressure vessel that holds fuel so it should float.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 08:01 PM (3uBP9)

91 It didn't blow up when it hit the water. There was a rupture and some "mee-thane" poured out and caught fire, but no explosion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:59 PM (w6EFb)

That. Was. AWESOME! Thanks for the link. Alex (lady person I hope) has a nice smoky voice with just the right amount of Eastern European accent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 08:02 PM (0aYVJ)

92 Her Majesty told my she has had the offer of a puppy from an as-yet unconsummated breeding. Her inclination is to say yes.
————-
You can’t say no to a puppy!

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 08:02 PM (Dd38x)

93 I hate Steven King for Cujo a lot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 07:56 PM


Just for Cujo? Dude, expand your horizons.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 08:02 PM (Wnv9h)

94 Can they tow the Ship in?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

95 >>> Can they tow the Ship in?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)


I don't see why not. They have ships for picking up reentry splash downs. They should send one out. It's probably still a little explodey. But send some autonomous thing out to tug it back.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 08:05 PM (3uBP9)

96 Did you stop here?

https://www.beyc.com
Posted by: JackStraw


I think so. We topped off groceries on one of the islands. They were expensive.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 08:05 PM (oUopv)

97
Lets say I had spectacular genes. And Gabriella Reese said "Lets do the PIV and make some pups". Do you buy those site unseen ?

____________

Her Majesty gave the prospective mama an award at a National Specialty in 2022 and the prospective father is the sire of two of our litters.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 08:06 PM (O0L8i)

98 >>I think so. We topped off groceries on one of the islands. They were expensive.

That's one of my favorite places. First time there was 1979 and I came very close to moving there.

Been back many times. It started as a very casual place with a bunch of shacks and a bar and now it's pretty posh but still a nice place.

It's a pretty regular stop for charter boats in the BVI.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:08 PM (viF8m)

99 Damn, what a day for a space geek. Stuff that has never been seen before.

Thanks Elon, you crazy dreamer.

Posted by: pawn at July 24, 2026 08:08 PM (MNjaf)

100 Peeples who be wents to that diner thing with Trump twonite says that his breath smelled so bad that they be pads too wore two masks over there nose.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at July 24, 2026 08:08 PM (xdvyM)

101 Her Majesty gave the prospective mama an award at a National Specialty in 2022 and the prospective father is the sire of two of our litters.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 08:06 PM (O0L8i)

I get it, I guess. I would give Gabby Reese several awards today, if given a chance.

Don't know if I'd advise anyone to pay money for one of the litter, though.

Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:10 PM (1iNpS)

Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:10 PM (1iNpS)

103
I get it, I guess. I would give Gabby Reese several awards today, if given a chance.

___________

Gabby Reese. Yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 08:14 PM (O0L8i)

104 In Barack the WNBA found a male player they could dominate in the court.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 08:14 PM (ZdCkS)

105 Just for Cujo? Dude, expand your horizons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 08:02 PM (Wnv9h)

Why i did not say 'for this alone.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)

106 HAHAHAHAH!!

Fk you, Erdogan!

"Turkey does not meet legal requirements to receive F-35, State Department says...Turkey still does not meet the legal requirements to rejoin the F-35 fighter jet program, the US State Department said in a letter to Congress."

Ciao!

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:17 PM (GD0B3)

107 Trump is doing the Correspondent's Dinner now...

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:18 PM (GD0B3)

108 I made sausages today. As in, I ground up pork shoulder and added spices, and stuffed it into skins. I have five pounds of sausage links chilling in the freezer.

I am very proud of myself.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 08:20 PM (rbvCR)

109 Burnished "my way or the highway" credentials this week.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:27 PM (abScH)

110 2.5 weeks hence and while i can walk on my sprained ankle/foot ok, it's still swollen and when i sleep it stiffens up and really hurts in several places. So i barely get any sleep at night and have to take several day naps. Ibuprofen and aspirin do nothing. Vicodin would, but nooooo....

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 24, 2026 08:27 PM (DZ9Lv)

111 I dislike Erdogan now just because of the new Turkey-Eh shit that ESPN and the rest of the NYC/LA media pushes.

Same for "Keev". Fuck all y'all. Its been Chicken Kiev since I was born. And Turkey .. like the fucking flightless bird.

Says so right on my Risk board.

Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:28 PM (1iNpS)

112 107 Trump is doing the Correspondent's Dinner now...
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:18 PM (GD0B3)

No One trying to shoot him this time ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 08:29 PM (S6LVb)

113 Dark Lix, alternate heat and ice plus elevation.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:29 PM (abScH)

114 There are a few tame beaver pet videos out there. They seem happy, they're cute, and i like their vocalizations. They'll dam up your house but they seem to be good creatures.

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 24, 2026 08:30 PM (DZ9Lv)

115 No One trying to shoot him this time ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 08:29 PM (S6LVb)


The night is young. Honestly surprised the Old Man still does this kind of shit.

Yet not surprised.

Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:31 PM (1iNpS)

116 Sending out this golden oldie to the IRGC "No where to run to "

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:31 PM (abScH)

117 Ben Had beat me to it! Heat And cold, elevate.

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 24, 2026 08:32 PM (bkeFY)

118 That's one of my favorite places. First time there was 1979 and I came very close to moving there.

Been back many times. It started as a very casual place with a bunch of shacks and a bar and now it's pretty posh but still a nice place.

It's a pretty regular stop for charter boats in the BVI.
Posted by: JackStraw


One place I definitely remember was the Pusser's bar/store. I was so looking forward to that. From the historical perspective.
Pusser's rum will strip paint.
Not a fan of that.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 08:32 PM (oUopv)

119 SnailRacer. Lady, I can not wait to see you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:33 PM (abScH)

120 Was going to go to my cousin to work on his house but he called it off. Not that don't have things to do here

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 08:35 PM (Ia/+0)

121 >>One place I definitely remember was the Pusser's bar/store. I was so looking forward to that. From the historical perspective.
Pusser's rum will strip paint.
Not a fan of that.

Yea, me neither. I like a lot of different rums but Pusser's is pretty low on my list.

I do miss the BVI.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:37 PM (viF8m)

122 There are a few tame beaver pet videos out there.

No pet, absolutely none, will cost you more money in the long run to domesticate than a beaver.

History Books are full of the evidence. The Greeks wrote at least one damn good Opus about it.

The Story of Man is, in no small part, the waste of time and treasure trying to tame or tempt the Beaver.

Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:38 PM (1iNpS)

123 I was saving these boobehs for Bulg, but some things just can't wait:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2muJlmYgJo

Posted by: gp at July 24, 2026 08:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

124 I can do the heat with heating pad but rest of it is out. No time to elevate. I'm sleepy.

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 24, 2026 08:39 PM (DZ9Lv)

125 I would trade favors for a mojito right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:39 PM (abScH)

126 I do miss the BVI.
Posted by: JackStraw


Same. I doubt I'll ever get back there. It was the way we went. 4 couples. Our own boat. No timeline.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 08:39 PM (oUopv)

127 I've experienced multiple ruptures and meethane releases just this week.

Posted by: Joe From Scranton at July 24, 2026 08:41 PM (JM9I6)

128 Dark Lix, put it on a pillow while you sleep.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:41 PM (abScH)

129 I would trade favors for a mojito right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:39 PM (abScH)


Mint, lime juice, real cane sugar, and a light rum ?

Really ?

Maybe I do need to hit one of these MoMees.

Posted by: Call It at July 24, 2026 08:42 PM (1iNpS)

130 MoMe has always had an open bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:44 PM (abScH)

131 Sonny Crockett is a real fiend for mojitos.

Posted by: gp at July 24, 2026 08:44 PM (Jr5Lq)

132 >>Same. I doubt I'll ever get back there. It was the way we went. 4 couples. Our own boat. No timeline.

That's the perfect way to go.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:44 PM (viF8m)

133 Crooked Judge takes $1000 from Shiloh Hendrix. Somali pretended to need a translator. Prosecutor, Somali, and others videotaped speaking english. No translators. Show trial.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2026 08:47 PM (qkKKD)

134 I remember one MoMe someone made specialty cocktails - soooo yum! I think it was natural fake but could be wrong.

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 24, 2026 08:50 PM (bkeFY)

135 Obama Library?

Yes indeed!

That's where he displays the famous photo of "Emperor Hirohito comin' down and surrendering on one of our battleships."

He famously referenced this event in one of his speeches.

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 08:50 PM (RCjYY)

136 SnailRacer, Great recall. It was indeed naturalfake.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:51 PM (abScH)

137 It was a fun half hour. He had all the necessary items with him - bitters, jiggers, tonics, etc.
I remember he used to post drink recipes but have not seen them for a while.

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 24, 2026 08:55 PM (bkeFY)

138 134 I remember one MoMe someone made specialty cocktails - soooo yum! I think it was natural fake but could be wrong.
Posted by: SnailRacer at July 24, 2026 08:50 PM (bkeFY)

I just bring bottles of Buffalo Trace.
It's been very popular.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 24, 2026 08:57 PM (xcxpd)

139 MoMe has always had an open bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:44 PM (abScH)

---------------

I tried to make a cash donation (in addition to a couple cases of Shiner Bock -- which didn't last long!), and neither BenHad, CBD, nor Weasel would take my money ...

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 08:58 PM (stMSD)

140 SnailRacer. He has promised a return visit so maybe this will be the year.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 08:58 PM (abScH)

141 ShainS, the TXMoMe is our chance to give back to the Horde. Your presence is much appreciated.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:00 PM (abScH)

142 We interrupt the Friday Cafe with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread Update.

Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:01 PM (FZ29D)

143 Great Danes are great dogs. Sadly, they grow quick and die quick.

I've lived near two and I can only imagine the pain of loving a pup and seeing them die in 6 years.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 24, 2026 09:02 PM (xcxpd)

144 I tried to make a cash donation (in addition to a couple cases of Shiner Bock -- which didn't last long!), and neither BenHad, CBD, nor Weasel would take my money ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 08:58 PM (stMSD)
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Bringing your own contribution in booze is probably the best way to support the open bar.

I don't drink, but I always bring a couple of cases of soda as well as several cases of water (we go through A LOT of water!).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:02 PM (FZ29D)

145 Perfessor Squirrel discovers Mexican chocolate.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:02 PM (abScH)

146 Watching Masters of the Universe.
It's almost as much fun as Flash Gordon.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 09:03 PM (0TVIV)

147 "Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.
They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs. "

bonding over the idea of killing wypipo ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 24, 2026 09:04 PM (VyBeY)

148 FLASH!!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 09:04 PM (WVdLT)

149 Perfessor, your contributions have gone above and beyond.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:04 PM (abScH)

150 LOL... headline I just saw on MSNOW...

Nearly half of WNBO are out LBGTQ

Uh... only half?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 24, 2026 09:05 PM (mP0Kj)

151 Perfessor Squirrel discovers Mexican chocolate.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:02 PM (abScH)
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Somebody gave me a bottle of creme de cacao once, a long time ago. I discovered a capful of that in my cocoa, along with a cinnamon stick, made a delightful cup of hot chocolate.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:07 PM (FZ29D)

152 Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Perfessor,
You can buy Mexican chocolate on Amazon. It has cinnamon in it. Ibarra is one of the brands.

Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 09:07 PM (lJ0H4)

153 Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...
[ . . . ]
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:01 PM (FZ29D)


Buy the Abuelita chocolate with cinnamon to add to your coffee. It will still smell like cinnamon and will taste better

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (rbvCR)

154 I've dangerously and have Mexican chocolate ice cream.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (abScH)

155 >>> We interrupt the Friday Cafe with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread Update.

Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:01 PM (FZ29D)


I like cinnamon in coffee quite a bit. 99.999% of the coffee I drink is black straight from the pot to my gullet. But if I get anything froofroo it's cinnamon added. A really good flavor combo.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (3uBP9)

156 >>> FLASH!!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 09:04 PM (WVdLT)


He'll save everyone of us!

[ba dum bum bum bum bum ....]

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 09:11 PM (3uBP9)

157 Kindltot, you good taste is exemplary.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:11 PM (abScH)

158 Buy the Abuelita chocolate with cinnamon to add to your coffee. It will still smell like cinnamon and will taste better
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (rbvCR)
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Not much of a coffee drinker.

I have found that a cup of cocoa in the evening does seem to help me sleep better.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:11 PM (FZ29D)

159 I'm watching Disclosure Day online in HD

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 09:12 PM (ZxPkt)

160 I like cinnamon in coffee quite a bit. 99.999% of the coffee I drink is black straight from the pot to my gullet. But if I get anything froofroo it's cinnamon added. A really good flavor combo.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 09:09 PM (3uBP9)


I don't drink sugar in my coffee anymore, but I used to drink coffee with brown sugar.
Add in a shot of bourbon and light up a Camel and you had my usual camping breakfast.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:13 PM (rbvCR)

161 Perfessor, when you're comfortable with Mexican chocolate I will introduce you to chamoy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:13 PM (abScH)

162 Ha!

I love y’all.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 09:14 PM (yEz+x)

163 The hot chocolate must flow.

Posted by: Navigator at July 24, 2026 09:14 PM (Q+gd/)

164 108 I made sausages today. As in, I ground up pork shoulder and added spices, and stuffed it into skins. I have five pounds of sausage links chilling in the freezer.

I am very proud of myself.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 08:20 PM (rbvCR)

How YOU doin'?

Know what makes great sausage? Venison. When I was a kid, we always took the deer I shot down to the local meat market who would transform it into the bestest sausage and salami.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:15 PM (SgdqL)

165 Know what makes great sausage? Venison. When I was a kid, we always took the deer I shot down to the local meat market who would transform it into the bestest sausage and salami.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:15 PM (SgdqL)
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Seconded.

I used to have a coworker who brought in venison sausage to the office during hunting season. It was incredible!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:16 PM (FZ29D)

166 Kindltot, I used to drink coffee in my sugar. A shot of hot butterscotch Whiskey in a cup of coffee allllright!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:16 PM (abScH)

167 165 Know what makes great sausage? Venison. When I was a kid, we always took the deer I shot down to the local meat market who would transform it into the bestest sausage and salami.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:15 PM (SgdqL)
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Seconded.

I used to have a coworker who brought in venison sausage to the office during hunting season. It was incredible!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:16 PM (FZ29D)

I had some caribou sausage one time in AK. Awesome!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:17 PM (4g5V+)

168 159 I'm watching Disclosure Day online in HD
Posted by: Don Black

How is it?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 09:18 PM (0TVIV)

169 nurse, sending a lot of love right back to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:18 PM (abScH)

170 163 The hot chocolate must flow.
Posted by: Navigator at July 24, 2026 09:14 PM (Q+gd/)

Listen to me. The coffee must flow!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:18 PM (4g5V+)

171 Add some pork fat or fatty pork to that venison when making sausage. Just plain venison is too dry.

Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 09:19 PM (Q+gd/)

172 Since I'm reading the Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, I decided to add cinnamon to my hot cocoa this evening, to simulate the "spice" (which smells like cinnamon) that is prevalent throughout the Dune novels...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:01 PM (FZ29D)

So you will show up at the TX MoME with the Eyes of Ibad?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:20 PM (4g5V+)

173 I used to have a coworker who brought in venison sausage to the office during hunting season. It was incredible!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:16 PM (FZ29D)

*fistbump*

As for the salami? Well, I finally figured out that my bringing it in as sammiches in high school was one, if certainly not the least, reasons why the girls avoided Ol' Robbo like the plague. (Enough garlic to smell downwind about five miles, but oh so tasty....)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:22 PM (SgdqL)

174 HEB does a very good pork/ venison sausage.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:24 PM (abScH)

175 Be careful with cinnamon. Stick with cinnamon verum. The regular stuff has anti-hepatic properties.

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 24, 2026 09:24 PM (DZ9Lv)

176 Emily Blunt is a beauty

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 09:24 PM (ZxPkt)

177 So you will show up at the TX MoME with the Eyes of Ibad?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:20 PM (4g5V+)
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Unfortunately, I don't think I can make it this year. Money is very tight right now. I don't have much available for travel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:25 PM (FZ29D)

178 Evening Ace, and Cafe patrons! Got some righteous fabricating done today, and even mowed a few patches of grass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 09:25 PM (1z8ji)

179 171 Add some pork fat or fatty pork to that venison when making sausage. Just plain venison is too dry.
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 09:19 PM (Q+gd/)

Dunno. It's been many years, but I think the dryness was one of the appeals to me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:26 PM (SgdqL)

180 AOP, hugs dear sir.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:26 PM (abScH)

181 They clearly admire him, and it appears he is a big fan of theirs.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 24, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

He likes their big dicks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 09:26 PM (1z8ji)

182 Ben Had,
Between you and bluebell, this blog has heart and soul and loving women who help get us all together.


Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 09:27 PM (yEz+x)

183 We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin-free shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:01 PM


May it always be thus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 09:27 PM (0sNs1)

184 Emily Blunt is a beauty
Posted by: Don Black

I first saw her in "Young Victoria". Good movie. And yes, she is quite pretty.

Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 09:27 PM (lJ0H4)

185 I used to love coffee and cheap bourbon. The group I used to camp with liked Irish creme, but I liked bourbon better. I was so unsuccessful as a morning drinker, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR)

186 ----
Unfortunately, I don't think I can make it this year. Money is very tight right now. I don't have much available for travel.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:25 PM (FZ29D)

Bah!

But nonetheless you will have the Eyes of Ibad. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:29 PM (4g5V+)

187 We used to mix venison with ground pork (60/40). Pretty damn tasty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 09:29 PM (NkUqe)

188 Venison needs to have a good amount of hog meat or something to add fat. Ordinarily way too lean to make edible sausage. A buddy of mine had some corn-fed white tail deer steaks that were awfully good I have to say. Tasted like beef. But that isn’t the way to bet. Mule deer especially, they are pretty gamey flavored because of their diet. I kinda like Antelope better, maybe.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:30 PM (VGE5u)

189 My morning routine is 3 cups regular coffee, 2 cups decaf + 40g protein powder + cardamom + allspice + coconut fat + grassfed butter

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 24, 2026 09:30 PM (DZ9Lv)

190 Dunno. It's been many years, but I think the dryness was one of the appeals to me.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:26 PM (SgdqL)


You can get away with leaner meat if you are making link sausage.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:30 PM (rbvCR)

191 Mariners tie it!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 09:30 PM (yEz+x)

192 Common Tater, have you tried any Axis or New Zealand red deer.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (abScH)

193 I will say any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially like the Jack Link or whatever. Fresh and tasty, better ingredients.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (VGE5u)

194 Finally.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)

195 Venison sausage is fine but Pete Bog's Venison carpaccio is heavenly.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:33 PM (abScH)

196 174 HEB does a very good pork/ venison sausage.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:24 PM (abScH)

When I finally get around to my HEB run to Lubbock I am going to get some sausage. They have some damn good jalapeño and garlic sausage as well.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:34 PM (4g5V+)

197 JackStraw, do you like quail?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:35 PM (abScH)

198 193 I will say any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially like the Jack Link or whatever. Fresh and tasty, better ingredients.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (VGE5u)

Have we met?

Posted by: Buc-ees at July 24, 2026 09:35 PM (4g5V+)

199 I do Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)

200 Cow Demon, yes they do and that is always my first choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:36 PM (abScH)

201 any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially "

Bellville Meat Market, Bellville, TX.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 09:37 PM (XuXeR)

202 JackStraw, wonderful. I have the best quail supplier in the country on speed dial.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:37 PM (abScH)

203 193 I will say any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially like the Jack Link or whatever. Fresh and tasty, better ingredients.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (VGE5u)

My general impression of meat lockers, but my last experience of them was in San Antonio 40-odd years ago. Doubt I could get the same results here in NoVA in the present day. Sad.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:37 PM (SgdqL)

204 I will say any local meat locker should be able to provide beef sticks w/jalapeños or cheese that are light years ahead of all the crap sold commercially like the Jack Link or whatever. Fresh and tasty, better ingredients.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:32 PM (VGE5u)
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Agreed. Even my local upscale grocery store (well, it's upscale compared to Walmart) has some decent beef sticks. With jalepeno cheese or plain. Very tasty.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:38 PM (FZ29D)

205 Well he plays basketball like a girl so mutual respect.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:45 PM (KC5Lt)

Insolence.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 09:39 PM (4g5V+)

206 Also, Smittys Meats, Tomball, TX...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 09:39 PM (XuXeR)

207 Trump is about to go full Shecky.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 09:40 PM (viF8m)

208 Opas are a very good community sausage.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:40 PM (abScH)

209 When I was a kid in San Antonio, we used to go up to a plant in New Braunfels for bratwurst and knockwurst.

To pilfer from Red Robin: Yuuuuuuum.........

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:45 PM (SgdqL)

210 'Perfect timing' was pretty entertaining.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 09:49 PM (rkCBr)

211 🥒 WNBA?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2026 09:52 PM (qkKKD)

212 Opas are a very good community sausage.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 09:40 PM (abScH)


They are made of Grandmothers?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:52 PM (rbvCR)

213 JackStraw loves fresh raw oysters. Why, I don't know.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2026 09:52 PM (bqIVz)

214 Opas would be grandfathers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2026 09:53 PM (qkKKD)

215 Opas would be grandfathers.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 24, 2026 09:53 PM (qkKKD)


Gamy, then.

In Korean it means "elder brother"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 09:54 PM (rbvCR)

216 >>JackStraw loves fresh raw oysters. Why, I don't know.

They are yummy.

Come for a visit. I know a place.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)

217 So many SF & time-travel movies showing up in my YootOob suggestion box. That I've never heard of. That reviewers on IMDb pan. What can I do to waste my Friday evening? I guess there's the President at the Press Assassins dinner (cued up, haven't watched). And, shortly, an ONT. That should take up a few minutes. But I need some brainless entertainment.

The most important thing about this list of YT movies is the price is right.

Posted by: mindful webworker - small screen for small budgets at July 24, 2026 09:58 PM (jrd4M)

218 "Former President B. Hussein Obama welcomed the WNBA All-Stars to his library and campus today.
They clearly admire him


"Brick" Hussein Obama is a kindred basketball spirit.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 09:58 PM (rkCBr)

219 "I guess they are going to work towards that to get inspections of heat shields."

That happened on this flight. Dunno if they have published the video.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 24, 2026 10:01 PM (CmlPw)

220 What are you doing here? The ONT is over there.

NNNNOOOOODD

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420713

Posted by: mindful webworker - run do not walk, corgis at July 24, 2026 10:01 PM (jrd4M)

The Week In Woke

A Fordham professor wants people who reject fake "birthright citizenship" actually punished for wrongthink.

'They exploit norms of collegiality and presumptions of integrity to advance trash'

Law professors who support limits on birthright citizenship should be shunned in academia, according to a Fordham University scholar.

"There MUST be repercussions for the lawprofs who advanced such untenable arguments. Their behavior is -- and I mean this literally, not dehumanizingly -- parasitic," John Pfaff (pictured) wrote in a since-deleted post on BlueSky.

"They exploit norms of collegiality and presumptions of integrity to advance trash. Which undermines the work of ALL of us," he said. He later wrote, "I stand by the idea, but I should have phrased it better. Academic freedom is the right to say what you want, without INSTITUTIONAL repercussions (generally). But it's not the right to speak w NO repercussions."

40% of academics won't hire Trump voters.

Black professors outnumber their Republican colleagues at 11 elite higher education institutions including Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.

Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter."

A quarter of faculty in social sciences and humanities departments would "support a campaign" to remove colleagues for expressing conservative views "in at least one of four topic areas."

These are just some of the issues flagged in a new report from the America First Policy Institute published this month, painting a picture on how higher education is more polarized than ever.

"When you have institutions that are being captured and co-opted by this kind of woke, DEI, critical theory mentality, this is the result," America First Policy Institute Vice Chair of Education Opportunity Michael Shires told The College Fix. "You chase out people who have even mainstream perspectives."

"If you think about it," he added, "half the electorate voted for President Trump, yet on a university campus, you know, 40% of the faculty wouldn't hire them."

The report weaves together dozens of studies, research, surveys and other findings to argue government intervention is needed to correct course, as institutional reform is not coming from within, and demands for "academic freedom" ring hollow given the bias against the right.


I'm just going to say it: I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs.

Mike Lee wants to defund schools that insanely continue to force students to get vaccinated in contradiction of their religious beliefs.

A bill that would block federal tax dollars from schools that refuse to allow religious exemptions for vaccinations has been introduced by Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT), who argued that educational institutions "need to learn we don't all worship Fauci."

The proposed legislation, dubbed the Guaranteeing Religious Accommodation in Childhood Education (GRACE) Act, is cosponsored by Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) and was introduced in the House by Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL). It is endorsed by over fifty organizations, including Children's Health Defense, Moms for Liberty, and the Autism Action Network.

Not only would the bill defund schools that do not allow religious vaccine exemptions, but it would also prevent institutions from requiring documentation from students or parents in order to justify receiving such an exemption.

The Democrat-led states of California and New York both removed their religious freedom exemptions in recent years, impacting thousands of families who are now blocked from attending the schools their tax dollars pay for.

"Schools are discriminating against religious kids and targeting their families over vaccine exemptions," Lee said in a statement to Breitbart News. "Keeping a kindergartner out of class over a vaccine is cruel -- and it's unconstitutional when the reason is their family's religion."

So important you guys: Oregon's public health schools tackle the one remaining bigotry.

The Oregon Health & Science University and Portland State University School of Public Health hosts an initiative to combat "anti-fat bias."

"The purpose of the Fat Justice Working Group is to engage students, faculty and staff of the OHSU-PSU School of Public Health (SPH) in learning, activities and advocacy to reduce weight stigma and anti-fat bias in ourselves, our School and society at large," the initiative's webpage states.

The group was formed by Dawn Richardson, associate dean for academic affairs, as a social justice project to oppose the "oppression" of overweight people, rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health.

In an open letter addressed to the SPH, part of the working group, called the Fat Justice Journal Club, expressed its concerns with the research and healthcare at the school. The letter rejects the "obesity paradigm," requests the expansion of "Fat Studies," and demands the release of public statements that fight "weight stigma and structural anti-fatness."

It includes references to works such as "Health(ism) At Every Size: The Duties of the Good Fatty," "Thick Sistahs and Heavy Disprivileged: Black Women, Intersectionality, and Weight Stigma," and "Fearing the Black Body: The Racial Origins of Fat Phobia."


The Boyscast discusses Reddit's r/straightpegging subreddit, where "straight" guys brag about being pegged by their "girlfriends." Content warning: It's about pegging.

Ice T has some news for guys in the r/straightpegging subreddit.


Manhattan Institute
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WATCH: Fmr. Clinton aide Keith Boykin refuses to answer whether or not he believes that objectivity is a "tool of white supremacy"

@Jesse_Leg: "The Smithsonian was promoting a document [that]...suggested that objectivity was a tool of white supremacy. I think we can all agree that that is facially ridiculous."

BOYKIN: "No we can't."

ARM: "You think objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"

B: "I just want to say you presume things that are not true."

A: "Do you believe that objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"

B: "Well, you said we can all agree on something. I'm just saying we don't."

A: "Can we all agree that objectivity isn't a tool of white supremacy?"

B: "No we can't. It requires a longer discussion."




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 Fordham professors: Is there anything they DON'T know?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM (2Ez/1)

2 And I'd like to punish Fordham professors, so here we are.

And I have guns.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM (xcxpd)

3 First?

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM (286+n)

4 "Fat Justice working Group" I first read that as "walking group", but then I figured if they walked a bit more they would t be quite so fat. Anyway, the name is silly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 06:24 PM (xPsv8)

5 What is starting to concern me is that funding is the only leverage over these school policies. It should simply NOT be allowed to force those vaccines. Religious freedom is a constitutional right. We need to be able to not just win a lawsuit but strip authority for the losers.

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2026 06:25 PM (286+n)

6 Dina Nina

You also need to be muslim and in a wheelchair to win.
Better luck next time.

Nooded.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (Sco7b)

7 And I am not going to talk about what a bad idea pegging is. Not again, not in this thread. Nope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd)

8 ARM: "You think objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "I just want to say you presume things that are not true."
A: "Do you believe that objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"
B: "Well, you said we can all agree on something. I'm just saying we don't."


Monty Python's Flying Circus did the argument sketch way better. This is just kind of sad.

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)

9 What kind of an idiot goes into a fast food place and demands free food?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at July 24, 2026 06:27 PM (ftsic)

10 i almost misread the mike lee thing. good on him

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:27 PM (CWTWj)

11 > 40% of academics won't hire Trump voters.
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I think it's more like 100%

OK... 90%

No.... it's 100%

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 06:27 PM (jehhT)

12 "My name is Dina Nina, and I'm running for the state assembly to be Republicans' worst nightmare- a transgender woman who lives in poverty, wants to legalize weed."

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"She" wants to redistribute her poverty but not her weed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:28 PM (ndZc7)

13 Dina Nina!

Posted by: Hubba Hubba at July 24, 2026 06:28 PM (2Ez/1)

14 I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)

15 David at the Jersey Mike's is gonna be a meme soon.

Bank on it. *fist bump to David.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (0aYVJ)

16 Mike Lee wants to defund schools that insanely continue to force students to get vaccinated in contradiction of their religious beliefs.

Sure. But I'd like to go more. I'd like to pretty much go full inquisition on EVERYONE that demanded it. And the Cops that enforced it. And all those that grabbed that special moment in time to flash a credential to push it. And those that chose that moment to show what good little bots they were by sucking up to and showing their loyalty to all the "people in charge".

Its a wide net.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (RhUi2)

17 My name is Dina Mina
I used to have a win-a
But now the thing's unseen-a.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (ZnJem)

18 re 9: joe biden?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (CWTWj)

19 "The purpose of the Fat Justice Working Group is to engage students, faculty and staff of the OHSU AND STEAL THEIR LUNCH. "

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)

20 Fat Justice sounds like a rap music label.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (3uBP9)

21 so-called dina nina looks like a character from 'family guy'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (CWTWj)

22 Is there anything good in this country that has not been labeled by the know-nothings as an evil white supremacy tool invented and used to oppress POCs?

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (5rh/l)

23 It's all in the family "Somali Rep. Ilhan Omar's SISTER has just been implicated in the massive Feeding Our Future fraud scandal in Minnesota

Sahra Noor allegedly incorporated a $20M USAID company with the SAME ADDRESS as a Feeding Our Future fraudster!

"Sahra Noor's Grit Partners was incorporated at an address on Hyacinth Ave belonging to Ister Afraa. Afraa worked directly with Sahra Nur, who ran the fake catering company that the various Feeding Our Future nonprofits used to give the feds fake receipts," @lukerosiak reports

"Afraa ran a different company alongside Hanna Marekegn, who pleaded guilty to stealing $7 million."

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)

24 I dunno, that Jersey Mike’s vid seems staged to me. After all that, the ghetto bitch orders and pays for the food? Red flags are raised.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (Nt9qU)

25 Anti-EIEIOLBGQT+ bigotry!

This trans "lesbian" got upset because people at the public pool didn't like his genitals hanging out of his bikini

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (ndZc7)

26 I feel the same way about law professors who pushed the idiotic Russia hoax and the years of lawfare against Trump and his supporters including having lawyers who supported Trump disbarred for suggesting legal remedies. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)

27 I bet the Fat Justice Working Group has really good buffet lunches and dinners. Probably hard to get past all the fatties however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (NemxU)

28 "...rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health."

Sure. Why not? And let's add "excessive smoking", "drug/alcohol abuse", and "hitting yourself in the head repeatedly with a hammer" as notions to be rejected as contributors to poorer health.

Idiot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (oji8u)

29 I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)

That and heart attacks and strokes. Saw a clip showing some of the famous 'fat activists' and a lot of them are dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (uhVAy)

30 I doubt David would be receiving praise if he were a white man saying this to a black woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (xPsv8)

31 13 Dina Nina!
Posted by: Hubba Hubba at July 24, 2026 06:28 PM (2Ez/1)

The sexual temptations around here are ever present.


Nightly News

Holy Crap. They're all talking about pegging!

Nah....

Lettuce explosive diarrhea.
Plane crash in Washington State
School Shooter
ABC - fires in Europe
Storm updates.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

32 I saw Thick Sistahs and Heavy Disprivileged open for SLEDGEHAMMER at Rock'n'Bowl in '16.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (9EFgU)

33 Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter.

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Well, would any of us hire any of THEIR supporters? I wouldn’t. Tribalism is a thing because it often works.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (Nt9qU)

34 I feel the same way about law professors who pushed the idiotic Russia hoax and the years of lawfare against Trump and his supporters including having lawyers who supported Trump disbarred for suggesting legal remedies. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)

Keep this shit up, and we're gonna' end up agreeing. I won't like it any more than you will.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (RhUi2)

35 >>>How will ICE ever recover from this?

How will any of us? That's what I get for clicking the link.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (8mulE)

36 I saw Thick Sistahs and Heavy Disprivileged open for SLEDGEHAMMER at Rock'n'Bowl in '16.
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 06:33 PM (9EFgU)

No Weather Girls???

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (0aYVJ)

37 Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)

The Tool Kit feels like someone was punking the Smithsonian. It's like those physics profs that submitted papers for publication in Studies journals that white dogs were racist in refusing to hump brown or black dogs at dog parks. Some guy was just thinking what is the stupidest thing I can accuse white people of? Punctuality, objectivity, and politeness.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (wGerL)

38 "...rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health."

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It's a conspiracy by Big Gravity!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (ndZc7)

39 And I have guns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM


Not if I can help it.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard Alumus at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (0sNs1)

40 "Sahra Noor's Grit Partners
Posted by: runner


It's the right form, but that would be a pretty lame AoS nic.

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (VHUov)

41 @29 Oldcat, there's a couple of vids on YouTube setting forth how many "body positivity" advocates are dead. Doesn't seem to stop them however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NemxU)

42 I guess Tony Romo was arrested for DUI.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NkUqe)

43 I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs
====

Welcome to the party Boss.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (JvZF+)

44 And I have guns.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM


Terrible. That's icky. Wouldn't have one in my house. Or truck.

Shame.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (RhUi2)

45 Everybody supports freedom of speech until they encounter an opinion with which they disagree.

Posted by: PG at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (jGLqZ)

46 Academic freedom is the right to say what you want, without INSTITUTIONAL repercussions (generally). But it's not the right to speak w NO repercussions."

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OK, if it's good enough for others it should also be good enough for prof Pfaff. He should be sacked to preserve unity, he is too divisive. See, we can play this game.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (ZNpJk)

47 "...rejecting the notion that excessive weight correlates with poorer health."

Sure. Why not? And let's add "excessive smoking", "drug/alcohol abuse", and "hitting yourself in the head repeatedly with a hammer" as notions to be rejected as contributors to poorer health.

Idiot.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:32 PM (oji8u)

How about playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Does that qualify?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (qx7Zg)

48 "B: 'No we can't. It requires a longer discussion.'"

ABD: I concede that it requires a longer discussion, but that discussion has nothing to do with what "we" determine to be extensions of "white supremacy". The discussion will be, "Do we terminate your position now or when this hearing concludes?" And, to be honest, it's not going to be that long of a discussion.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:37 PM (oji8u)

49 LOL, this is from my Libs of Tik Tok weekly round up email. Mx has now been removed from the online form.
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4. Senator Thune Website EXPOSED for woke “Mx.” honorific

Republican Senate Leader John Thune, who’s failing to pass the SAVE America Act, had offered the nonbinary honorific “Mx.” option to contact him online.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 06:37 PM (kX27y)

50 the idiots singing outside the ice facility... be funny if one of them gets run over by an illegal driving without a license. i might not laugh but i won't lose any sleep over it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM (CWTWj)

51 I pay good money to live in a neighborhood with no Thick Sistas. They ain't just Thick, they LOUD.

Posted by: Beltone Bob at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM (JM9I6)

52
About T - 12 min for Starship. Here's the official SpaceX feed:

https://t.ly/KzDHU

And the NSF mee-thane fanboi feed:

https://t.ly/BzHU1

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM (w6EFb)

53 Academic freedom is the right to say what you want, without INSTITUTIONAL repercussions (generally). But it's not the right to speak w NO repercussions."

Fine, Professor. Then anyone who has been injured by an illegal alien that you support can come to your office and beat the shit out of you, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

54 I sense a palpable fear amongst the GOP and the midterms.
Only a Reichstag fire can save Trump from impeachment

The Senate race now has only 4 races that are considered toys ups. The Dems must take them all to win control
One,Maine should already be considered leans Dem

Posted by: Paul at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (xNx3K)

55 Many of us who are not considered height-weight appropriate by the heteropatriarchy comment here, you know.

Posted by: Stacey, Cora, Lizzo, Lena, and Brie at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)

56 Black professors outnumber their Republican colleagues at 11 elite higher education institutions including Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.
Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter."

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In that case MAGA should promote a new policy of not hiring Harvard, Yale and Princeton graduates and to make it known that they are considered too divisive. See we can use their language too.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (ZNpJk)

57 I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs
===

Part of the problem, their problem, is that they will anything to advance their will to power.

So discourse is impossible.

Just put them in a box in the desert and be done.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (JvZF+)

58 Tony Romo DUI? How did he not see that coming?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (bX16E)

59 Hour of the Wolf: "How about playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Does that qualify?"

Probably, but I think I need a PhD or MD degree from a prestigious university to know for certain.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2026 06:40 PM (oji8u)

60 *say anything

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (JvZF+)

61 "Notion?" that fat correlates to bad health outcomes?

What happened to "listen to the experts" and "follow the science?"

Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)

62
Excess weight correlates very poorly with a healthy launch trajectory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (w6EFb)

63 That Jersey Mike video is too much.
I avoided watching it for days, but now that I have it is the same story -- that voice, those threats of losing your job, those demands, and the persistence over and over of special treatment, "or else!"

What do we do with people like that? It is beyond fatigue -- my fatigue maxed out and got demobbed, filling in until further notice is anger.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (mYMcJ)

64 Roughly 40 percent of college faculty would "oppose hiring a Trump supporter."

Bullshit. 90%.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (NkUqe)

65 Everybody supports freedom of speech until they encounter an opinion with which they disagree.
Posted by: PG at July 24, 2026 06:36 PM (jGLqZ)


Yeah. Mostly. But The Jerry Garcia Band had a couple good tunes. You just have to keep an open mind about some things.

Sailing ? Rhode Island ? Massive Hog Leg Joints ? Not so much. But, you know, sometimes its worth wading through the 90% Horse Shit to get to the good 10%.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (RhUi2)

66 50 the idiots singing outside the ice facility... be funny if one of them gets run over by an illegal driving without a license. i might not laugh but i won't lose any sleep over it
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM
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No worries, I'll laugh loud enough for us both. Pleasant dreams.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at July 24, 2026 06:42 PM (ZnJem)

67 Only a Reichstag fire can save Trump from impeachment
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Your terms are accepted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:42 PM (JvZF+)

68 Fine, Professor. Then anyone who has been injured by an illegal alien that you support can come to your office and beat the shit out of you, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 06:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

One could only hope.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:43 PM (91ED/)

69 This Nolan Wells thing again.
No idea who he is.
But if the media cares......

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

70 He really wanted to punch her but proper action would have been to ask her to leave the premises and to call the cops. He chose the middle option.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (KC5Lt)

71
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3)

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Indicted? Charged? Anything? I'll wait for legal action before I get excited.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (mmrXZ)

72 I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9

To be replaced by pro no muscle tone and pro hair loss in clumps? Pro bone density loss? Probably pro rebound weight gain embracing.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (Dd38x)

73 Speaking of punishment, how does a white woman get convicted and sentenced for saying a racial slur when minorities call white people racial slurs every damn day of the week with zero punishment?

How is it even a crime?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)

74 six minutes
youtu.be/KZDeJv7Ba-8

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (gKWVE)

75 On fatties, the best solution is to offer them a donut. It will either anger them, shame them, make them happy, or at least stop them from talking.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (mYMcJ)

76 Only a Reichstag fire can save Trump from impeachment

And only a couple threads ago, I was schooled up that I was a fool for saying that the GOP wasn't a serious opposition party EXACTLY because they didn't line up - at least 34 Senators - to block such shit.

I'm a troll like that I guess.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:46 PM (RhUi2)

77 Speaking of punishment, how does a white woman get convicted and sentenced for saying a racial slur when minorities call white people racial slurs every damn day of the week with zero punishment?

How is it even a crime?
Posted by: JackStraw


Welcome to the UK in Wisconsin. Next up?

Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 06:47 PM (oUopv)

78 The Boyscast discusses Reddit's r/straightpegging subreddit, where "straight" guys brag about being pegged by their "girlfriends." Content warning: It's about pegging.

Finally, my interests have aligned!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar/Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 06:47 PM (7qRkV)

79 I figure that eventually all the GLP-1 injections are going to cause the pro-fatty era in culture to drop off and disappear.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)


After losing over 100 pounds on those over the course of 2.5 years, I have been EXTREMELY discouraged at how quickly some of that weight (40#) has come back on after having to have steroids as part of my chemo regimen....

The GLP-1s work great otherwise!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 24, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx)

80 I think I know what a Jersey Mike birthday meal is.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)

81 the idiots singing outside the ice facility... be funny if one of them gets run over by an illegal driving without a license. i might not laugh but i won't lose any sleep over it
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 06:38 PM
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No worries, I'll laugh loud enough for us both. Pleasant dreams.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate


I'll point & laugh like a retarded hyena.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 06:49 PM (oUopv)

82 I hope Jersey Mike's promoted that guy

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 06:49 PM (13VxP)

83
About 1 min 'til launch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:49 PM (w6EFb)

84 >>Welcome to the UK in Wisconsin. Next up?

>>Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.

The same Somali she supposedly insulted was previously charged with a sex crime against a minor. No punishment.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:50 PM (viF8m)

85 The Boyscast discusses Reddit's r/straightpegging subreddit, where "straight" guys brag about being pegged by their "girlfriends." Content warning: It's about pegging.


I have a feeling Paul is one of the biggest braggers.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:50 PM (KC5Lt)

86 I saw a great tweet that suggested that m-to-f trannies who get id'd as men are "mistergendered"

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (13VxP)

87
I hope Jersey Mike's promoted that guy
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

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They should. He protected their capital.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (mmrXZ)

88 By the way, Meghan McCain is upset she is being shamed for aging and being fat. Let me go on the record as noting fat shaming anyone is wrong, the shaming is not required. This is different than lying to people they are fine and healthy at any weight. Supporting healthy habits in a positive way when healthy habits are being explored is the best path. But that isn’t my point here- she noted she is fat because she has 3 kids. No, Meghan. You are fat because you eat too much and you don’t exercise. If she ate a healthy caloric deficit, and exercised just 25% the amount I do, she would lose weight.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (Dd38x)

89 After losing over 100 pounds on those over the course of 2.5 years, I have been EXTREMELY discouraged at how quickly some of that weight (40#) has come back on after having to have steroids as part of my chemo regimen....

So I worry about that shit. As a younger dude, that Phen-Phen stuff came out. Same Weight Loss idea. Turned out it burned out your heart valves.

In general, I've just become very Anti-Doctor. I just don't trust them. Kinda' Old Hippy honestly. I just assume any shot or pill they offer is going to fuck something else up.

I'm 54. If/When Cancer or something else hits ? I'm just going to go down. I don't trust Modern Medicine that much.

And I'm going to keep drinking like a fish until then.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:51 PM (RhUi2)

90 @29 Oldcat, there's a couple of vids on YouTube setting forth how many "body positivity" advocates are dead. Doesn't seem to stop them however
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NemxU)

it stops the dead ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy)

91 60 *say anything
Posted by: San Franpsycho


If you insist.

https://youtu.be/9_mSZ2jVRaI

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:52 PM (VHUov)

92 Iran Targeting US bases as Interceptor Stocks Dwindle

Actual MFM headline, they are rooting so hard for Iran you can hear them masturbating

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (YwEeS)

93 63 That Jersey Mike video is too much.
I avoided watching it for days, but now that I have it is the same story -- that voice, those threats of losing your job, those demands, and the persistence over and over of special treatment, "or else!"

What do we do with people like that? It is beyond fatigue -- my fatigue maxed out and got demobbed, filling in until further notice is anger.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (mYMcJ)
She didn't have her posse to tear the place up.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg)

94 next up: hot staging

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (gKWVE)

95 “Fck your birthday.”

That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (Sy6m/)

96 'Fck your birthday'

Even better, a PyrSOn of KoLR delivered it. LOL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM (m5P/4)

97 Speaking of punishment, how does a white woman get convicted and sentenced for saying a racial slur when minorities call white people racial slurs every damn day of the week with zero punishment?

How is it even a crime?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)

It isn't a crime even in the MN. They just called it a disturbance.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy)

98 84 >>Welcome to the UK in Wisconsin. Next up?

>>Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.

The same Somali she supposedly insulted was previously charged with a sex crime against a minor. No punishment.
Posted by: JackStraw


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And the kid got something like $350k in a go fund me.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (mYMcJ)

99 Law professors who support limits on birthright citizenship should be shunned in academia, according to a Fordham University scholar.

"There MUST be repercussions for the lawprofs who advanced such untenable arguments. Their behavior is -- and I mean this literally, not dehumanizingly -- parasitic," John Pfaff (pictured) wrote in a since-deleted post on BlueSky.

1. Any case that has a dissent at SCOTUS is by definition a tenable position. Three justices agreed with it!
2. No legal argument, no matter how frivolous, can be "literally parasitic." Arguments don't exist by extracting nutrients from other things.

If you cannot speak English, you have no business teaching law.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (wGerL)

100 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

101
I think it's a pretty good sign for you to run not walk away from a relationship when you're sweet patootie says, "Honey, I want to peg you. so much!"

Same on the other side, when your man says, "Baby, I want you to peg me. So hard.'

Run, Sugartits, run! He's communicating that he has a high probability of having teh Aids.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 06:55 PM (iJfKG)

102
If I understood, they didn't throttle down much for Max Q, just kept burning wide open and pushed it to much higher dynamic pressure than ever before.

Hot staging went slick and the boostback burn went just fine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:55 PM (w6EFb)

103 “Fck your birthday.”

That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.
Posted by: SciVo


* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (VHUov)

104 83
About 1 min 'til launch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally

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I read that as lunch.
Now I'm hungry again.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (mYMcJ)

105 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.

I've yet to see any 90 year old I'd like to be.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (RhUi2)

106 The Meatloaf song I Would Do Anything For Love...But I won't Do That was about pegging. Meatloaf confirmed.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 06:56 PM (YwEeS)

107 100 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 06:

And having an unrealistic ideal of how you should look is also difficult. Very few people win the genetic lottery of a perfect body, and no one escapes Father Time. But you can be your healthiest self as a goal.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (Dd38x)

108 Busg this afternoon

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

109
Is that Fordham prof teaching law or anti-law?

My bet's on anti-law or some weird notions caused by parasites in his brain.

But, not American law. Never American law.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (iJfKG)

110 "Notion?" that fat correlates to bad health outcomes?

What happened to "listen to the experts" and "follow the science?"

Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)

You can always find another expert.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (uhVAy)

111 I was down at the Oregon Department of Revenue today, and saw they had "Remember that Oregon is a Sanctuary State" with numbers to call if some illegal feels he is being unsanctuaried.

No numbers for normies to call if they find that some illegal has stolen their IDs to work illegally and shifting the burden of paying the combined taxes of the combined earnings.
(I joke, the policy of the Oregon DOR is to never talk to any fraud victim ever, but to do all modification via correspondence which will be done only through the Oregon Live website, and only done by requests and later decisions without further input by any taxpayer)

Like Paulie used to say . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 06:57 PM (rbvCR)

112 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

Maximal thinness is also bad.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:58 PM (uhVAy)

113 That ridiculous arrest and conviction is exactly what the First Amendment was supposed to protect from.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:58 PM (KC5Lt)

114 Booster didn't slow down much. sploooosh!

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:59 PM (3uBP9)

115 I'm just going to say it: I am now ready, willing, and eager to begin inflicting punishments on communists for what I consider wrongthink. If they want to criminalize my thoughts, I am now ready to use state power to criminalize theirs.
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The same physical mechanisms used in deportation can be used to exile communists, if only we found the will to do it.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 24, 2026 06:59 PM (vSvIl)

116 Being thinner is inherently better than being fatter, as far as I have observed, there are no 300 lb 90 year olds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
_________

When you're older, being a bit overweight is associated with lower mortality than being underweight.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 24, 2026 06:59 PM (XvL8K)

117 SF officials are outraged, of course.
--------------------------------

A San Francisco resident was arrested and detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement this week in a video that has gone viral and infuriated the city’s liberals.

Iryna Gorb, 38, was caught by agents Wednesday at the San Francisco International Airport as she was arriving back from Portland. The barista and professional photographer is from Ukraine and had overstayed her visa by 15 years, authorities said.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)

118 There's a place to put everything. None of them are up your butt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (n5tGW)

119
Not all planned engines lit for the booster splashdown landing burn, so the booster hit with a little bit more velocity than expected. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (w6EFb)

120 84 >>Welcome to the UK in Wisconsin. Next up?

>>Criminal charges for talking shit about goatfuckers & the pedophile profit.

The same Somali she supposedly insulted was previously charged with a sex crime against a minor. No punishment.
Posted by: JackStraw


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And the kid got something like $350k in a go fund me.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 06:54 PM (mYMcJ)

I actually don't mind that, as it takes it away from idiots who would donate to such a thing. Just do some investigating to see if they stole that money from taxpayers.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)

121 “Fck your birthday.”

That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.
Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Parthogenesis at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (0sNs1)

122 It was going to be destroyed anyway

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (YwEeS)

123 booster looked RUDdy, but it did get the Starship to where it needs to be, better.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (gKWVE)

124 r/straightpegging Okay...tough to capture the crazy and NOT go overboard:

We took a break for water and the restroom. Then something took over me. I Ordered him to put the (cock) cage on and lay on his back. I then blindfolded him and put on my strapon...I then just went wild. i completely dominated him. The power dynamic and complete control was intoxicating. I guess i have penis envy. we cuddled afterwards.

Sounds like you guys had an amazing night. Just make sure his hole is up to the task before round two 👌

Amazing! Jealous of him!

Afterwards, my man was super cuddly and kept saying how good it felt. I’ve been thinking about it constantly since then. I want to do it again but I’m not sure how soon is too soon. He seemed a little sore the next day even though we went slow.

Personally after the first time(and most times) I was a bit sore the next day. I absolutely loved the soreness. Reminded me of the great time we had the prior day. I like being a bit sore the next day.

👍 I always loved the sore feeling the next day. It was a constant little reminder of the pounding she gave me.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (7qRkV)

125 Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)

Right! Put it down, and follow me into the kitchen where we can make yummy, crunchy chicken and a shizzle ton of sides that will fill you up, make your skin glow and will not contain your calories for the day in one meal.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (Dd38x)

126
The all 33 engine flip and boostback burn went perfectly. That was an 11 - 12 g maneuver for the booster.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (w6EFb)

127 No straight men EVER wants to be penetrated.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (YwEeS)

128 I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

129 It all depends on where your, how you say, girth is.

Posted by: Paolo at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

130 16 "Mike Lee wants to defund schools that insanely continue to force students to get vaccinated in contradiction of their religious beliefs."

Sure. But I'd like to go more. I'd like to pretty much go full inquisition on EVERYONE that demanded it. And the Cops that enforced it. And all those that grabbed that special moment in time to flash a credential to push it. And those that chose that moment to show what good little bots they were by sucking up to and showing their loyalty to all the "people in charge".

Its a wide net.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:30 PM (RhUi2)


Conspiracy against rights, 18 U.S.C. § 241, is a federal criminal offense. They are all unindicted felons, and (according to Brave AI) the clock doesn't even start ticking on the five-year statute of limitations until a conspiracy is accomplished or abandoned, or a conspirator effectively withdraws from the agreement. So everyone that didn't stop until 2022 could still be prosecuted.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (Sy6m/)

131 “Fck your birthday.”

That is, in fact, how birthdays get started.
Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 06:53 PM

Ahem.
Posted by: Parthogenesis at July 24, 2026 07:00 PM (0sNs1)

It's also how you become an exspurt.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

132 I always loved the sore feeling the next day. It was a constant little reminder of the pounding she gave me.

====

*retches*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (JvZF+)

133 Now, put down the bucket of chicken and slowly back away.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (91ED/)

Right! Put it down, and follow me into the kitchen where we can make yummy, crunchy chicken and a shizzle ton of sides that will fill you up, make your skin glow and will not contain your calories for the day in one meal.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (Dd38x)

Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

134 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (7qRkV)

they're doing it wrong

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (gKWVE)

135 I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

well, they mainly do not have the energy to move around.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:04 PM (uhVAy)

136 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:01 PM (7qRkV)

Oh yeah! Fresh meat.

Posted by: Stan at July 24, 2026 07:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

137 Exit only . Both genders.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 07:05 PM (KC5Lt)

138

I will never understand why people want things stuck up their butts.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:07 PM (/QHx4)

139 'Straight' pegging.

Our world in 2 words, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s)

140 It should simply NOT be allowed to force those vaccines. Religious freedom is a constitutional right.
——-

Religion doesn’t factor. And as much as I get on knees and pray, I don’t want to have to claim religion for special favors or whatever, if that makes sense.

It is unlawful under Title 18 USC to force participation in experimental medical trials. Even the perception of coercion. Religion doesn’t have to factor.

I hoped the Covid vaccine would be safe and effective, but i knew there was no way to know, because nobody can know without years and years of clinical trials. And perhaps 20% of those make the grade and ultimate Approval.

Approved for emergency use is not Approved. 8 months is not long enough to test adequately.

For their part, the experimental medical trial enthusiasts wished DEATH on those who declined to participate. Weird, huh? A lot of those people are DEAD

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Gcul1)

141 had overstayed her visa by 15 years

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Probably had a leak in her water bed that short circuited her electrical system and her alarm clock didn't go off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (ndZc7)

142
Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

You will be excited to learn we are having tacos tonight. Corn tortillas, black bean salad (with a little corn and a lot of cucumber, lime vinegrette) avocado, a little cojito. Also grilled zucchini.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Dd38x)

143 I have a friend who had been informed that his back surgery, at OHSU, is not to be done until he loses sufficient weight.
I sent him an email telling him of this initiative at OHSU, so he could agitate, or at least wobble for himself.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (rbvCR)

144 four seasons, I knew a woman who had endometriosis. not in a biblical or unbiblical sense. but she used to talk about how she liked the b port because the a port was painful.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (gKWVE)

145 A San Francisco resident was arrested and detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement this week in a video that has gone viral and infuriated the city’s liberals.

Iryna Gorb, 38, was caught by agents Wednesday at the San Francisco International Airport as she was arriving back from Portland. The barista and professional photographer is from Ukraine and had overstayed her visa by 15 years, authorities said.

Posted by: beckster



Dear San Francisco,

Kindly GFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (oUopv)

146 Common Tater - good point! Shouldn't even have to rely on religious rights for freedom from that coercion.

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2026 07:11 PM (286+n)

147 I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)


It just depends. I've argued this shit here as well. Here we go again.

When I was on Active Duty ? The most effective soldiers were not the PT Warriors. They were the Farm Boys. Because lets just boil this shit down.

The most effective body shape, if you want to lift things and move stuff and generally apply force ? Not a marathon runner.

The Marines especially talk about Samoans. They're just Island Farm Boys. That's all.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 07:11 PM (RhUi2)

148 starlink now has V3s in orbit.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (gKWVE)

149 I have it in my head from Hollywood movies of the 80's that Fordham is a school one attends when one cannot get in anywhere else. That may be unfair, but Hollywood told me so.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)

150 I will never understand why people want things stuck up their butts.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:07 PM (/QHx4)


"being vanquished by a mortal enema" I think is the accepted term nowadays.

Or Goatsemaxxing. Whatever.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (rbvCR)

151 I've got enough rear end problems without something trying to come in thru the out door.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (MWfyi)

152 Iryna Gorb, 38, was caught by agents Wednesday at the San Francisco International Airport as she was arriving back from Portland. The barista and professional photographer is from Ukraine and had overstayed her visa by 15 years, authorities said.

I'm sure the Left will stop lying about Trump only deporting brown people and letting white Europeans stay...right?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (7qRkV)

153 Dear San Francisco,

Kindly GFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 07:10 PM (oUopv)
====

*sniffles*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (JvZF+)

154 I Ordered him to put the (cock) cage on and lay on his back. I then blindfolded him and put on my strapon...I then just went wild. i completely dominated him. The power dynamic and complete control was intoxicating. I guess i have penis envy.

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Straight out of Lady and the Tramp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (ndZc7)

155 Cojita.sheesh.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:13 PM (Dd38x)

156
I get that some medical procedures require things in butts.

Sex? No way.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 07:14 PM (/QHx4)

157 132 I always loved the sore feeling the next day. It was a constant little reminder of the pounding she gave me.
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*retches*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

When I said I kinda like the sore feeling after a good workout, I didn't mean this!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 24, 2026 07:14 PM (7qRkV)

158 I have never been very heavy. Can't imagine how heavyweight people have energy to move around. Told a fellow coworker about our other coworker it would be like me you have to carry mr on your back all day.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)


Build has a lot to do with it. I am 6' and weigh 220 lbs, and I have since college when I swam and always had trouble floating.
The last time I was my BMI was after suffering amoebic dysentery and losing 40 lbs, I looked like I escaped from a work camp.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)

159 Bit of a bizarre movie on Tubi, The West Sky, Iranian perspective on the Iran- Iraq war.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)

160
These v3 Starlinks are just a test. Being on the same suborbital arc, they'll just come back down and burn up.

The v3 have a 1 TB/s downlink speed they said.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 07:16 PM (w6EFb)

161 XOs by Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy all made it clear while communism isn’t unlawful per se Communists shall not be employed by the Federal government. Oppenheimer at one time allowed that a pre-emptive strike on the Soviets probably wasn’t a bad idea, and he was paying dues - $150 a month - to a communist group. It went on to bite him, as it was a little too far off the beam. Great guy I think, in a lot of ways.

I don’t know if Slick willie rescinded those XOs or not. It explains a lot.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:16 PM (Gcul1)

162 if SpaceX doesn't need to retrieve the booster no more, they're ready for that probe to Uranus. They can aerobrake 'Ship in Planet Seven's atmo
Seven years to get there I believe and they'll have a lot of cargo they can deploy up there

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:17 PM (gKWVE)

163 Kindltot did not die of dysentery?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (gKWVE)

164 Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

You will be excited to learn we are having tacos tonight. Corn tortillas, black bean salad (with a little corn and a lot of cucumber, lime vinegrette) avocado, a little cojito. Also grilled zucchini.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Dd38x)


Piper,

Before you give Soup his dinner tonight, put down his bowl and when he comes struts up for a delicious dinner drop a couple of kale leaves in his bowl.

See that look he's giving you? That's the same look on my face as I read about your fake of a fraud of a mimicry of a sham of an imposter of a taco.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)

165 So without quoting all the ... well, weird shit here about pegging and stuff ? This is something I've learned. I believe it.

Women want Penis in Vagina to make kids. Until they have them. And then they don't want Penis in Vagina anymore. Just how it works.

They take Penis in Vagina for other reasons. But after a point, they don't do it because they like it.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (RhUi2)

166 “It” being his connections to communist or subversive groups. Gen. Groves famously said to issue a top secret clearance irrespective of any contrary information they had. Rank has its privileges, I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (Gcul1)

167 I love it, "You think objectivity is a tool of white supremacy?"

And a black man can't answer the question objectively

Se probat

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:19 PM (a3CJ+)

168 Please close the payload bay door HAL.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

169 Those are the most unexciting tacos ever. Where's the beef?

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:20 PM (MWfyi)

170 We can see the legacy - Berkley famously disliked loyalty tests on the faculty in the 1950s

Now it’s “different”, the lefty loosey faculty are running their own “witch hunt” and denying employment to normal folk. Makes sense I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:21 PM (Gcul1)

171
I'm told the reason there are no conservatives in academia is that we're too stupid and anti-intellectual to be hired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 07:21 PM (O0L8i)

172 nood



cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:22 PM (3uBP9)

173 I have it in my head from Hollywood movies of the 80's that Fordham is a school one attends when one cannot get in anywhere else. That may be unfair, but Hollywood told me so.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 24, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)

Frankie Frisch , a ballplayer for StL and the NY Giants was known as the Fordham Flash. 20s/30s.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

174 >>> Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)

tbf I don't think she mentioned what was going in the tacos; the black beans are part of a salad.

But she might be tempted to replace lettuce with kale...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 07:23 PM (vDZgA)

175 We can see the legacy - Berkley famously disliked loyalty tests on the faculty in the 1950s

Now it’s “different”, the lefty loosey faculty are running their own “witch hunt” and denying employment to normal folk. Makes sense I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 07:21 PM (Gcul1)

They said they disliked them, they never said they were ineffective.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

176 The Oregon Health & Science University and Portland State University School of Public Health hosts an initiative to combat "anti-fat bias."


Will they be serving a salad?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2026 07:23 PM (2WIwB)

177 Just because social media gives you an open voice doesn't mean anybody has to listen. These people are lunatic activists hiding behind their tenure. They should be beaten.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (SwCxT)

178 Cafe is up!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (aJQbY)

179 174 >>> Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)

tbf I don't think she mentioned what was going in the tacos; the black beans are part of a salad.

But she might be tempted to replace lettuce with kale...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 07:23

Hydroponic lettuce for the win.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:24 PM (Dd38x)

180 Put The Kale Down, Piper!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

You will be excited to learn we are having tacos tonight. Corn tortillas, black bean salad (with a little corn and a lot of cucumber, lime vinegrette) avocado, a little cojito. Also grilled zucchini.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Dd38x)

I enjoy your food ideas, Piper just teasing. Except about the kale.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)

181 I enjoy your food ideas, Piper just teasing. Except about the kale.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)

I do a pretty good soup with kale, and throw it in things where it won’t be noticed. I do use it on salad. But mainly I put it in a breakfast smoothie or a green juice, so you are pretty safe. lol.

Right now I am drinking chlorophyll water while I cook. So I get I might be a little…rigid about things.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:28 PM (Dd38x)

182 Dear San Francisco,
Kindly GFY.
Posted by: rickb223

*sniffles*
Posted by: San Franpsycho


He said "kindly." Don't go to the point where you'll be sore tomorrow morning or anything.

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (VHUov)

183 Right now I am drinking chlorophyll water while I cook. So I get I might be a little…rigid about things.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 07:28 PM (Dd38x)

Make sure you don't find yourself reflexively turning to face the sun.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 07:30 PM (uhVAy)

184 I want a free birthday meal.
Fck your birthday.


Now, that behavior by that woman is Privilege...
I guess it's white privilege by a black woman...
Or maybe BLACK privilege...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 07:56 PM (l3cgK)

185 Kindltot did not die of dysentery?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 07:18 PM (gKWVE)


nope! I even made it back to Oregon.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 08:12 PM (rbvCR)

Jim Varney: Biden Pissed Billions Into Blue States for a More Racially "Equitable" Energy Infrastructure -- and the Agencies Are Continuing to Give Away Billions Despite Trump Vowing to Stop It

The old hand of dead men are locked on to the wheel and won't let us turn away from disaster.

Biden Bucks: Climate Change Funds a Bonanza for State Outfits


For much of its five-decade history, the Colorado Energy Office was a small department with a handful of employees who supported practical, cost-saving energy conservation measures. From 2010 to 2022, records show, the office received an average of $7 million per year from the U.S. Department of Energy.

All that changed after the Biden administration and Congress approved hundreds of billions of dollars in new spending to provide "a more equitable, low-carbon, and clean energy economy." In fiscal year 2024, Colorado's state energy office was slated to receive $157.5 million from the energy department, along with another $156 million from the Environmental Protection Agency. The Biden team's defeat in the 2024 election didn't stop the gusher, either, as an additional $60 million in funding was allocated after voters elected Trump and his promise to halt the spending.

A RealClearInvestigations search of government data shows that the Colorado Energy Office was just one of many agencies and groups across the country that received exponential increases in federal grants during Biden's last two years as part of the unprecedented attempt to refashion federal agencies into the finance engines that would transform the U.S. energy sector to a renewable, Net Zero future.

The Treasury Department's database suggests that after Congress passed the unprecedented funding to fight climate change, it looked for outfits that could disperse that money at the state and local level. In response, it turned to many organizations in the public and private sector with no track record for handling such vast sums, as well as state energy offices and agencies.


"Biden-era climate policy sometimes prioritized sending money out the door first, and worrying about logistics and oversight second," said Jeremy Portnoy, an investigator with OpenTheBooks who seeks to make all government spending public. "Money went to groups that were receiving grants larger than they had the capability to manage."

Do you see a pattern? Democrats take the same strategy with Medicare and Medicaid. They firehose out money to their criminal supporters and strip away all checks and steps for verification.


...

In response to Trump's efforts to halt much of the spending, a coalition of 13 Democratic state attorneys general filed suit in February seeking to have all the approved grant money dispensed. They argued the Trump administration unfairly targeted states controlled by Democrats, and that without the money those states' "ambitious climate goals" may not be reached.

"Since the first day of President Donald J. Trump's second term, his Administration set out to reverse and undermine the historic energy and infrastructure funding measures enacted by Congress in the preceding years," according to the lawsuit.

...

The legal challenges have scored some successes; last month the Energy Department agreed to reinstate 11 grants, although the largest of them remain in limbo.

Three Huge Beneficiaries

While most states received some portion of the climate splurge, RCI's analysis focused on three of the biggest beneficiaries: Colorado, California, and New York, which were poised to receive more than $1 billion.

Read the whole thing.

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1 Gimme some of dat biden cash

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (cSByu)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (xcxpd)

3 Firstest

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (cSByu)

4 Yo!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (FZ29D)

5 Also, claw back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)

6 also, also...Purge Night

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)

7 I've kinda lamented that far too few of the agencies are moving as quickly and as fast as, say, Hegseth.

Like, they all should be going balls-to-the-walls, cutting, slashing, firing--tearing it all down.

Especially since the cartel judges blocked a lot of that by lying that it DOGE wasn't authorized.
Yeah, but you agency head ARE.
Get the fuck to work.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (3cUTc)

8 Until something is done about the composition of Congress, and the federal bureaucracy, something permanent, and unpleasant, money will always be directed towards the enemies of mankind.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ExV1e)

9 8 Until something is done about the composition of Congress, and the federal bureaucracy, something permanent, and unpleasant, money will always be directed towards the enemies of mankind.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ExV1e)

The "judges"...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (S6LVb)

10 The amount of money the US hemorrhages on idiotic leftist polices, corrupt grifter handouts and incalculable fraud is beyond depressing.

If we could work at maximum economic Adam Smith-style free market efficiency, the stuff we could achieve would be mind-boggling.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:27 PM (Av6i5)

11 Are they taking down windmills yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 24, 2026 05:27 PM (2Ez/1)

12 I don't think *biden pissed anything other than his shorts.

It was all his staff. Put in place by operatives. Whether they were Obama's, Clinton's, the CIA's or whomever... that's the issue. Not *binden.

But he still should be beat with bricks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (jehhT)

13 Until something is done about the composition of Congress, and the federal bureaucracy, something permanent, and unpleasant, money will always be directed towards the enemies of mankind.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ExV1e)

The "judges"...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (S6LVb)


If we 'fixed' Congress, judges would cease to be an issue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (ExV1e)

14 The whole federal apparatus of money laundering is a ponzi scheme dreamed up by madoffs and run by bidens.

Get in early and get out early...if you can.

Posted by: $39.5 trillion and growing at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (ftsic)

15 Every agency need to be open 24/7, operating under a deathly fear, working feverishly as though the Democrats are going to take back full control tomorrow.

Because, two years from now, in a mere blink, they could.

And ... since Trump was granted legal cover to fire any and all, outside of the Fed:
Who has he fired?
Where are the mass firings?
If the excuse is (and it's bullshit whoever is shoveling it) that we don't want to skunk the midterms--then isolate and sideline every single person now you intend to fire.
Because they sure as shit aren't sitting idle, they are working day and night to stop Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (3cUTc)

16 Also, claw back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)
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The problem is that Biden's people wrote out the regulation and set up the program so that these crap projects were eligible and approved them, and so it's hard to sign the obligation and close on the grant and then take it back.

Pretty much would take Congress to do that.

It's not corruption per se - yes, it's a crap project, but that was what the government said it would fund, so it's not the same thing as outright fraud. Uncle Sugar paid for pink rainbow solar panels - it says so right in the paperwork.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)

17
The old hand of dead men are locked on to the wheel and won't let us turn away from disaster.

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"So you're saying they're driving us into a ditch?"

/obligatory DogEater

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (LCdVS)

18 So much money that could be spent on kolaches or training hibachi chefs

Posted by: H at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (U+L0d)

19
Get the fuck to work.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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It's in the article. They were stripped of the spending, and then a gang of 13 Democrat attorneys general fought back. Judges reinstated 11 grants.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (mmrXZ)

20 And here we go ... I can tell you this with certainty.

Texas is getting more Wind Turbines. These Wind Turbines are so great that the Federal Government is backing those Turbines up, with subsidies, with roughly 30% Natural Gas Turbines as part of the deal. Because Wind just isn't a real Energy Provider.

Its a Multi-Trillion dollar deal.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (RhUi2)

21 I'm beginning to wonder, have we really stopped anything?

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (b4LBp)

22 Could it be possible that if there was no fraud we would not have inflation because federal spending wouldn't be out of control?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (qFwJc)

23 The amount of money the US hemorrhages on idiotic leftist polices, corrupt grifter handouts and incalculable fraud is beyond depressing.

If we could work at maximum economic Adam Smith-style free market efficiency, the stuff we could achieve would be mind-boggling.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:27 PM (Av6i5)

No sign of any trickle-down in CA from all this money. At least in the military spending era we had some bombs left over in the end.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

24 From 2010 to 2022, records show, the office received an average of $7 million per year from the U.S. Department of Energy.

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"Pikers!"

-- Minnesommalia and Califzuela Cultural-Enriching Fraudster Gangsters

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:31 PM (LCdVS)

25 Who is the Secretary of the Dept. of Energy?

That guy could end this now.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (qFwJc)

26 Where are the mass firings?
If the excuse is (and it's bullshit whoever is shoveling it) that we don't want to skunk the midterms--then isolate and sideline every single person now you intend to fire.
Because they sure as shit aren't sitting idle, they are working day and night to stop Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (3cUTc)
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I think the number of federal employees is now at its lowest level since the 1960s. Some were fired, but a lot took the early out or whatever it was.

A friend of mine is in agriculture (not a farmer, he rents his land out) but he said parts of USDA lost half their staff. And of course the Dept. of Education got gutted.

So credit where it is due.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (ZOv7s)

27 11 Are they taking down windmills yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 24, 2026 05:27 PM (2Ez/1)

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I just installed a couple of diesel powered windmills and they are great

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (9CZQg)

28 >>The "judges"...

Bit a both. But yea, it you read the article the only reason some of the grants were reinstated was because they were ordered to by a federal judge.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)

29 So much money that could be spent on kolaches or training hibachi chefs
Posted by: H at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (U+L0d)
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Valu-Rite for the whole Horde. Gold label, the good stuff!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:33 PM (ZOv7s)

30 I'm beginning to wonder, have we really stopped anything?

I believe - seriously - we're at the Beginning of the Beginning.

And nothing gets fixed until you start. But the start, for many here, is going to be a problem. Because the ugly work at the start is what they can't stand.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:33 PM (RhUi2)

31
"Biden-era climate policy sometimes prioritized sending money out the door first, and worrying about logistics and oversight second," said Jeremy Portnoy, an investigator with OpenTheBooks who seeks to make all government spending public.

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They did the same thing with fraudulent votes, and millions of unvetted illegal aliens, and masses of criminals released by Soros DAs, and insane rulings by activist judges. Overload the system and destroy society.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (ienUH)

32 The problem is that Biden's people wrote out the regulation and set up the program so that these crap projects were eligible and approved them, and so it's hard to sign the obligation and close on the grant and then take it back.

Pretty much would take Congress to do that.

It's not corruption per se - yes, it's a crap project, but that was what the government said it would fund, so it's not the same thing as outright fraud. Uncle Sugar paid for pink rainbow solar panels - it says so right in the paperwork.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)

The Government can refuse to pay a granted grant. Lost a position in a U. of Chicago lab because grants were set up, payment was delayed, the U lent the money and then when the plug was pulled everyone was out of a position.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)

33 24 From 2010 to 2022, records show, the office received an average of $7 million per year from the U.S. Department of Energy.
-----------------
"Pikers!"

-- Minnesommalia and Califzuela Cultural-Enriching Fraudster Gangsters
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:31 PM (LCdVS)
Minnesommalia and Califzuela! I'm stealing those.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (LHPAg)

34 I just installed a couple of diesel powered windmills and they are great

People are dumb. Some will read that and believe it.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (RhUi2)

35 Stories like this helped convince me the Democrats were not worried about Trump winning ‘24.

Posted by: Accomack at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (wkU1F)

36 Could it be possible that if there was no fraud we would not have inflation because federal spending wouldn't be out of control?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (qFwJc)
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But for oil, prices would be in freefall.

Weird how Dems lost interest in eggs once they got cheap again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:35 PM (ZOv7s)

37 16 Also, claw back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)
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The problem is that Biden's people wrote out the regulation and set up the program so that these crap projects were eligible and approved them, and so it's hard to sign the obligation and close on the grant and then take it back.

Pretty much would take Congress to do that.

It's not corruption per se - yes, it's a crap project, but that was what the government said it would fund, so it's not the same thing as outright fraud. Uncle Sugar paid for pink rainbow solar panels - it says so right in the paperwork.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)

I suspect Democrats would not find it hard to end obligations they did not want to fund any longer.

Contracts can be broken, funding ended.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:35 PM (xcxpd)

38 And so ends the beginning.

Posted by: The person who always thinks we're at the end of the beginning at July 24, 2026 05:35 PM (2Ez/1)

39 "Billions"... $40T in debt.

And Buck wonders why automakers went all in on 'lectrics?

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:35 PM (XuXeR)

40
Penn Station might be renamed after Trump.

I love thinking how many people are going to lose their minds over it.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 05:35 PM (/QHx4)

41 Half of government spending has to be fraud.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)

42 Solar windmills.

Posted by: It's the next Big Thing at July 24, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1)

43 The Government can refuse to pay a granted grant. Lost a position in a U. of Chicago lab because grants were set up, payment was delayed, the U lent the money and then when the plug was pulled everyone was out of a position.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)
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I'm no expert, but I think that's what the judges are doing, and they are likely activist hacks, but that's the angle they are taking.

Congress could stop it completely if they wanted, but they don't.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:36 PM (ZOv7s)

44 Ace or one of the co bloggers we need a clean up on the previous thread at comment 223.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 05:37 PM (0N4FZ)

45 "ambitious climate goals" may not be reached.

Each State has goals. let them fund them. not all the other States citizens.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2026 05:37 PM (NnhvP)

46 42 Solar windmills.
Posted by: It's the next Big Thing at July 24, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1)


Windmills and solar "farms" are a cancer on the Countryside...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:37 PM (S6LVb)

47 Penn Station might be renamed after Trump.

As long as they still make the Chicken Cordon Blue, I'm good with it.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:37 PM (RhUi2)

48 >>That guy could end this now.

Chris Wright. The same guy who tried to stop the grants. He's really good and hates them but he lost in court to a radical leftist DC judge, Amit Mehta.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:37 PM (viF8m)

49 Solar windmills.
Posted by: It's the next Big Thing"

Generator powered lights for solar panels...

/ wait, that happened

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:37 PM (XuXeR)

50 and as a result, the energy companies become energy rationers. And you must endure Action Days when you "voluntarily" cut your use of energy, which in summers mean 4-8 PM when you've got home from work and need to cook dinner and do quick home chores.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)

51 Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:33 PM (RhUi2)

LOL. You just said you hadn't been doing that. I'm glad that you now are. Scogg Dog" was probably 200 handles ago- not that I'm keeping track of all of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:38 PM (rHgXV)

52 Ernest Goes to Camp Varney.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 05:38 PM (NkUqe)

53 The GOPe will never forgive Trump for actually keeping his promises.

He showed you could in fact solve 50-year-old problems.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

54 >>Stories like this helped convince me the Democrats were not worried about Trump winning ‘24.

I don't know, years of lawfare and then a bullet to the head kinda sold me.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:39 PM (viF8m)

55 but he lost in court to a radical leftist DC judge,
Posted .y: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:37 PM (viF8m)b

Amit Mehta Another fine Amerikan judge...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:39 PM (S6LVb)

56 Lots of farmland in upstate NY are being turned into solar setups. The environmental damage is ignored because it's "green energy". Wouldn't be surprised to see this program is involved

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:39 PM (NemxU)

57 An "ambitious climate goal" would be 72 degrees.
Every day.
Year round.

Posted by: Thermostat on the wall should have told you at July 24, 2026 05:39 PM (2Ez/1)

58 40
Penn Station might be renamed after Trump.

I love thinking how many people are going to lose their minds over it.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 05:35 PM (/QHx4)

I'm betting if they put up a Trump bust or statue it wouldn't last a week.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

59 42 Solar windmills.
Posted by: It's the next Big Thing at July 24, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1)
That might actually work. In outer space.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 05:40 PM (LHPAg)

60 This money doesn’t go anywhere to fund any energy policy. It funds the Democrap party and its slimy remoras.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:40 PM (Nt9qU)

61 the energy companies become energy rationers"

This. Instead of two or three reliable sources, we have several unreliable sources, and have to continually monitor and switch...

But hey, we're feeling good, right?

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:40 PM (XuXeR)

62 40
Penn Station might be renamed after Trump.

I love thinking how many people are going to lose their minds over it.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 05:35 PM (/QHx4)

I remember the squawking when National Airport was renamed Reagan/National, but that would be a mild harrumph compared to the reaction to this.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:40 PM (SgdqL)

63 You know ... its kind of nice to be wanted. Even by the pestering girl. Good to be noticed.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:40 PM (RhUi2)

64 and as a result, the energy companies become energy rationers. And you must endure Action Days when you "voluntarily" cut your use of energy, which in summers mean 4-8 PM when you've got home from work and need to cook dinner and do quick home chores.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)
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Orwell nailed it in 1948: the idea is to create permanent wartime conditions so that everything is rationed, everything controlled. Strive for victory! Sacrifice for victory!

And climate is a war that will never end, so...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (ZOv7s)

65 rofl this dude at 58 is hilarious

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h)

66 Cleanup on Aisle 58.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (Wnv9h)

67 Holy crap I’m an idiot for playing by the rules, paying my taxes, refusing food and housing assistance when I was newly divorced…….


*hangs head in shhame*

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (UoF3w)

68 66 rofl this dude at 58 is hilarious
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h)

Need the ban hammer

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (S6LVb)

69 61 This money doesn’t go anywhere to fund any energy policy. It funds the Democrap party and its slimy remoras.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:40 PM (Nt9qU)
Rate this 100% true.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (LHPAg)

70 Need the ban hammer
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (S6LVb)
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I much prefer that retards be allowed to be retarded out loud. Makes it easier to know who to just point and laugh at.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (oqH4h)

71 Let the states get the grants. Then watch them like white on rice for fraud and prosecute the crap out of them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (NemxU)

72 rofl this dude at 58 is hilarious
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h)

Need the ban hammer
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (S6LVb)
——

He just wants to date black girls …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (Nt9qU)

73
He just wants to date black girls …
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (Nt9qU)


Girls ? You sure ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:43 PM (S6LVb)

74 Penn Station could shit can those fries those. Don't like 'em.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:43 PM (RhUi2)

75 66 rofl this dude at 58 is hilarious
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h)
__

yeah, he's an absolute riot.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (IMPuq)

76 I much prefer that retards be allowed to be retarded out loud. Makes it easier to know who to just point and laugh at.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (oqH4h)
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The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots. These comments will be post on other sites to show how Ace needs to be canceled.

This is a classic leftist tactic, seen it elsewhere. Delete and block.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (ZOv7s)

77 He just wants to date black girls …
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (Nt9qU)


Girls ? You sure ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:43 PM (S6LVb)
——-

[Assumes ‘the thinker’ pose]

Good point …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (Nt9qU)

78 Stacy Abrams Green energy rip off got shut down but I don't know if any of the 2 billion got returned

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (abScH)

79 Weird ass Friday afternoon commenters lol...are people already hammered drunk?

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (oqH4h)

80 Hey Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (IMPuq)

81
AHL,

Exactly right.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (/QHx4)

82 Who says it's a "he?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (2Ez/1)

83 Stacy Abrams Green energy rip off got shut down but I don't know if any of the 2 billion got returned

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM


I think I read that the money was clawed back before they could spend it, I could be wrong but that is what I remember happening.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (0N4FZ)

84 Hammer must have descended, because the new 58 is a normal comment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (0aYVJ)

85 I don't give a rip what Kathy Hochul and her band of thieves does, as long as I don't have to pay for it.

Posted by: Opting Out at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (JM9I6)

86 SMH. !!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (abScH)

87 82 Who says it's a "he?"
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (2Ez/

Wouldn't want to misgender "it".

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (S6LVb)

88 67 Holy crap I’m an idiot for playing by the rules, paying my taxes, refusing food and housing assistance when I was newly divorced…….


*hangs head in shhame*
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 05:41 PM (UoF3w)

Idiot is not the term for self-reliant and ethical.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (91ED/)

89 Do ANY US dollars spent by the government get where they are intended to go?

Gas in my part of Canada was just $1.70 a liter. $37 to fill a Honda just below half a tank. Wow....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (Sco7b)

90 OT:

Does anyone else find the glee with which certain right leaning columnists display in crowing about Ukraine targeting domestic portions of Russia?

Ukraine is a mess i never 'got'. Both sides seem like murderous thugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)

91 79 Weird ass Friday afternoon commenters lol...are people already hammered drunk?
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (oqH4h)

Only if we are doing it right.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (91ED/)

92 71 Let the states get the grants. Then watch them like white on rice for fraud and prosecute the crap out of them
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (NemxU)

One of my daughters is a year or two into a career in financial services in which she focuses largely on local gub'mint grant management.

She's a great kid. And with heightened scrutiny, more work for her!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (SgdqL)

93 The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots. These comments will be post on other sites to show how Ace needs to be canceled.

This is a classic leftist tactic, seen it elsewhere. Delete and block.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (ZOv7s)
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I get it, but it robs me of the opportunity to chuckle to myself imagining a poster like that in a basement somewhere filled with garbage and empty soda bottles, having not showered in who knows how long, drinking MD 20/20 and thinking he's really clever.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (oqH4h)

94 85 I don't give a rip what Kathy Hochul and her band of thieves does, as long as I don't have to pay for it.
Posted by: Opting Out at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM


*narrator voice* You do.

Posted by: We all do at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (2Ez/1)

95 The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots. These comments will be post on other sites to show how Ace needs to be canceled.

Classic Old School Left.

Look Slick, if its not said ? They'll just lie and say its been said.

May as well go ahead and just claim Racist and Bigot. I do. Love me some Kolaches as well. Mexican Weather Girls ? More please.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (RhUi2)

96 Holy crap I’m an idiot for playing by the rules, paying my taxes, refusing food and housing assistance "

Hey, me too!

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:48 PM (XuXeR)

97 Weird ass Friday afternoon commenters lol...are people already hammered drunk?
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM (oqH4h)
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*Looks at empty Thunderbird bottle, discretely kicks it under the couch*

Why no, of course not!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)

98 drinking MD 20/20 and thinking he's really clever.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (oqH4h)

He could be a Mogen David kind of guy. Maybe Boones Farm...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

99 Does anyone else find the glee with which certain right leaning columnists display in crowing about Ukraine targeting domestic portions of Russia?

Ukraine is a mess i never 'got'. Both sides seem like murderous thugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
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I've been pulling for both sides of that war to lose since it kicked off however many years ago. The fact that the usual aging neocon cohort of people on "the right" are pulling for Ukraine isn't surprising but it is also dumb.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (oqH4h)

100 Wouldn't want to misgender "it".
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:45 PM (S6LVb)

"Misgender" and "unsafe" are words that mean exactly nothing whatsoever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (91ED/)

101 90 OT:

Does anyone else find the glee with which certain right leaning columnists display in crowing about Ukraine targeting domestic portions of Russia?

Ukraine is a mess i never 'got'. Both sides seem like murderous thugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)

At this point, any professional columnist I consider compromised. They are all for sale. I only trust amateurs with day jobs.

I hate Slav on Slav fighting, it's ugly and will go on forever. Plenty of bad guys on both sides of that war and, despite what some columnists are paid to say, the war ain't over yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (xcxpd)

102 a coalition of 13 Democratic state attorneys general filed suit in February seeking to have all the approved grant money dispensed.

At some point these criminal state attorneys general need to get charged and indicted on RICO, because it is extremely clear that they are all in on the multi-billion dollar fraud and extortion schemes.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (xE0sV)

103
A little under one hour until the launch window opens for Starship Flight 13. If interested you can watch the "mee-thane" fanboys at NSF streaming here:

https://t.ly/diWlI

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (w6EFb)

104 97 Weird ass Friday afternoon commenters lol...are people already hammered drunk?
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM97 Weird ass Friday afternoon commenters lol...are people already hammered drunk?
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:44 PM
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I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (2Ez/1)

105 >>The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots.


You can't make me like this place more than I already do, you silver tongued bastard.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (zGzrB)

106 *Looks at empty Thunderbird bottle, discretely kicks it under the couch*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)


* stands *

* applauds *

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (RhUi2)

107
I'm beginning to wonder, have we really stopped anything?
Posted by: Ordinary American


Hey Vern, we barely slowed it down!

Posted by: The other Jim Varney at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (Cqx++)

108 Both sides seem like murderous thugs"

Too bad both can't lose...

/Kissinger misquote

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (XuXeR)

109 I think some ahole gas company switched us to them without permission

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (WL2lA)

110 20 And here we go ... I can tell you this with certainty.

Texas is getting more Wind Turbines.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock Fen - Don't Need Your Help at July 24, 2026 05:30 PM (RhUi2)

And in Feb 2021, our wonderful RINO gov received the Wind Leadership Award from Tri Global Energy. “The award recognized his commitment to wind energy development and the communities relying on it.”
Let the record show that I voted for Doc Chambers in the primary.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 24, 2026 05:50 PM (SjAWL)

111 That 'Pissing' is deliberate shipping tax money to the Leftists

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)

112 "Misgender" and "unsafe" are words that mean exactly nothing whatsoever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM
+++++++++++++++++++
I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Affordability at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (2Ez/1)

113 Pure theft. They need to audit where all the money already distributed went to and audit them.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)

114 May as well go ahead and just claim Racist and Bigot. I do. Love me some Kolaches as well. Mexican Weather Girls ? More please.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:47 PM (RhUi2)
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What's funny is that these people actually want to talk like that. They're the actual bigots, really do feel that way, but are too cowardly to say it out loud.

Look at all the SPLC bigots on the payroll. Most online Nazis are probably liberal dudes feeling a tingle in their pants as they write naughty words.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)

115 Looting the Country

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)

116 They will say this site is full of racists and bigots regardless. Simply because ace does not shine the knob of Obama to a mirror sheen the way they do.

It matters not. Its aces place and he wants to maintain a bit of decorum. But advertisers are also retarded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)

117 Slav on Slav fighting, it's ugly and will go on forever"

Has been going on... forever.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:52 PM (XuXeR)

118
I'm beginning to wonder, have we really stopped anything?
Posted by: Ordinary American

=============

Gonna take years to trickle down, I imagine. Some time towards the end of Rubio's first term.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:52 PM (mmrXZ)

119 By the way, the same energy secretary taking inbound over grants that were done before he took office did this today.

>>@jordanbramble

An honor to be in the Oval Office with @POTUS
today to commemorate the success of the nuclear executive orders and @ENERGY's reactor pilot program.

>>We look forward to powering our nations most critical assets on our military installations before the end of this administration!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m)

120 And nothing gets fixed until you start. But the start, for many here, is going to be a problem. Because the ugly work at the start is what they can't stand.

Every problem should be solved in 38 minutes (one hour plus commercials) and everyone should be smiling and singing the theme song at the end.

This is exactly what Iran is counting on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)

121 I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: Affordability at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (2Ez/1)

As if some Congresscritter can lecture on affordability considering the size of the national debt.

As if.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 05:53 PM (91ED/)

122 But advertisers are also retarded."

Coffee's pretty good, tho.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:53 PM (XuXeR)

123 And as long as we've touched on this again, it's "THE Ukraine" and "K'YEV" not "KEEV"!

Dammit!

Who's with me!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (SgdqL)

124 What's funny is that these people actually want to talk like that. They're the actual bigots, really do feel that way, but are too cowardly to say it out loud.

Look at all the SPLC bigots on the payroll. Most online Nazis are probably liberal dudes feeling a tingle in their pants as they write naughty words.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)
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Nah. Man I grew up in rural Appalachia and even there and then it was vanishingly hard to find anyone still ranting about "blue gum nappy head negroes" out loud. These dudes get on here and do Reddit incel shtick of what they think racists sound like, but to me it comes off corny as fuck, lol.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)

125 Special thread for the Nerd Prom dinner tonight?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)

126 Chicken Kiev.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

127 If the funds can't be stopped immediately then redirect the remaining to organizations that hunt down fraudsters. Put bounties on the fraud, pay out $$$ for for solid reductions in waste. Gibson Ransom movie style until there's nothing left.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (3uBP9)

128 But advertisers are also retarded."

Coffee's pretty good, tho.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:53 PM (XuXeR)

---------------

"Cocking's for closers!"

/Arec Bardwin

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (LCdVS)

129 I hate Slav on Slav fighting, it's ugly and will go on forever. Plenty of bad guys on both sides of that war and, despite what some columnists are paid to say, the war ain't over yet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:49 PM (xcxpd)
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I find the whole thing horrific. There is nothing so pointless, so futile as a border war in Eastern Europe. There is no winning. Oh, you win this round, great. And in 10-20 years, you lose it all and the frontier moves back again and maybe more.

All the neocon warmongers blathering about sacred boundaries that were drawn by Stalin and then modified by Khrushchev. Wow, totally legit! Worth dying by the millions for that!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

130 Who's with me!"

Chicken Kiev

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (XuXeR)

131 Blue gum?...

Teeth?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

132 I am proud to announce the introduction of the "Smello Tube" !!!!

It is a variation of the Brattleboro FART Tube that lets you enjoy the smell of a good FART and not bother other people.

Jerry Nadler and I love these things and people around me are also much happier.

Get yours now at WWW.BloJoeSmello.Com

Posted by: Blo Jiden at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (twWGV)

133 What's funny is that these people actually want to talk like that. They're the actual bigots, really do feel that way, but are too cowardly to say it out loud.

Yeah. But I'm straight up about the Kolaches and Mexican Weather Girls.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (RhUi2)

134 Texas has the most wind Turbines in the country and they are being replaced with newer ones as needed. The industry is trying to expand but permitting has been stalled currently.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (KC5Lt)

135 One has to be pretty fast around here

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (XuXeR)

136 123 And as long as we've touched on this again, it's "THE Ukraine" and "K'YEV" not "KEEV"!

Dammit!

Who's with me!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM
###

Myanmar?
It'll always be Burma to me, Elaine.

Posted by: J. Peterman at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)

137 @76/A.H. Lloyd: "The problem is that people will then say the site is full of racists and bigots. These comments will be post on other sites to show how Ace needs to be canceled.

This is a classic leftist tactic, seen it elsewhere. Delete and block.
"

This. Just e-mail a COB and watch how quickly the mess gets cleaned up. (Thanks COBs, y'all are under-appreciated.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (O7YUW)

138 Special thread for the Nerd Prom dinner tonight?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)

----------------

Over/under on the number of assassins present?

/I can joke since I pray for Trump's health & safety nightly ...

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:57 PM (LCdVS)

139 Myanmar?
It'll always be Burma to me, Elaine.
Posted by: J. Peterman at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)

Constantinople.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)

140 Doktor Mommy Jill let me go in the pool today. There were lots of Meethane bubbles!

Posted by: The Pride of Wilmington at July 24, 2026 05:57 PM (JM9I6)

141

President Donald Trump will make "unifying yet vicious" remarks during Friday night's rescheduled White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, the White House said.

How many shotguns will make it through the door?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Cqx++)

142 I don't think she let you poop in the pool, Mr President.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

143
https://t.ly/diWlI
Posted by: publius

Thank you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (NnhvP)

144 Nah. Man I grew up in rural Appalachia and even there and then it was vanishingly hard to find anyone still ranting about "blue gum nappy head negroes" out loud. These dudes get on here and do Reddit incel shtick of what they think racists sound like, but to me it comes off corny as fuck, lol.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)
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They are liberal dudes trying to act like what they think rednecks are, but they don't know any because they live in mom's basement.

Platner's funny because he tried to be the caricature and badly botched it. If the campaign had dragged on, I'm sure Collins' people would have found out he got a less than honorable discharge and was denied reenlistment, and being otherwise unemployable became a merc until he lost that job as well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)

145 He just wants to date black girls …
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (Nt9qU)

Black girls just wanna get blankadeeblanked all night, I just don't have that much jam...

Posted by: The Rolling Stones at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (ftsic)

146 One of my great annoyances is how many truly stupid people have appropriated the word "nerd" for themselves.

Nerd Prom my ass.

Shithead Dinner Party Oval Jerk Because They're Too Fucking Stupid To Organize A Good Circle is what it is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (Ot/FD)

147 130 Who's with me!"

Chicken Kiev
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:55 PM (XuXeR)

Yeah, too bad it's Friday or I'd be right there.

*Looks ruefully at fried fish dinner*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (SgdqL)

148 No one ever order Beijing Duck!

Posted by: Your local Chinese restaurant at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (2Ez/1)

149 What are the odds of another assassination attempt at tonight at Nerd Prom 2.0?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (NemxU)

150 I try to look at what we would have done if Mexico had done similar things Ukraine did leading up to the Russian invasion.

Maybe Putin had other aspirations but I think I know what we would have done .

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (KC5Lt)

151 Texas has the most wind Turbines in the country and they are being replaced with newer ones as needed. The industry is trying to expand but permitting has been stalled currently.
Posted by: polynikes

And let it die in permitting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (NkUqe)

152 I used to be a thing.

Posted by: Bombay at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (2Ez/1)

153 The Knob of Obama sounds like an elder scrolls quest item. You get a leveled ring of plus skill to paddle boarding as a reward for bringing the KoO back to the fighters guild.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:00 PM (3uBP9)

154 they are being replaced with newer ones as money is available "

Fify

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:00 PM (XuXeR)

155 Nerd Prom my ass.

Shithead Dinner Party Oval Jerk Because They're Too Fucking Stupid To Organize A Good Circle is what it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (Ot/FD)
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They're not nerds. Nerds are smart, viciously so. They're Theater Kids doing theater things.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

156 used to be a thing.
Posted by: Bombay"

Me too!

Posted by: New Amsterdam at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (XuXeR)

157 Penn Station might be renamed after Trump.

I love thinking how many people are going to lose their minds over it.

Posted by: four seasons

They ought to rename the state Trumpsylvania.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (ndZc7)

158 136 123 And as long as we've touched on this again, it's "THE Ukraine" and "K'YEV" not "KEEV"!

Dammit!

Who's with me!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM
###

Myanmar?
It'll always be Burma to me, Elaine.
Posted by: J. Peterman at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)
If a country, town, or people is changed, the people who changed it are hosed up and they're fixing to hose up the newly named. I give you most of the African continent.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (LHPAg)

159 146 One of my great annoyances is how many truly stupid people have appropriated the word "nerd" for themselves.

Nerd Prom my ass.

Shithead Dinner Party Oval Jerk Because They're Too Fucking Stupid To Organize A Good Circle is what it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (Ot/FD)

"NEEEERRRDDDSSS!!!!"

- Coach Harris

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (SgdqL)

160 Texas has the most wind Turbines in the country and they are being replaced with newer ones as needed. The industry is trying to expand but permitting has been stalled currently.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM


It ain't just permitting, all of that sweet federal money dried up and companies are not willing to put up the entire cost of the projects because they know they will never break even let alone make any money without those federal subsidies.


When a democrat president gets back in with a liberal congress those subsidies will be turned back on like a gushing fire hose.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (0N4FZ)

161 Since we're off topic I want to state that I am well and truly disgusted with the state of our so-called scientific advancement. Why is it that we can launch spaceships to explore the outer reaches of the Solar System and beyond and yet not be able to determine a way to evenly distribute the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks so that they don't all end up in the bottom - making me eat untold handfuls of candied popcorn until I get to the good stuff.


We need to get our priorities straight. If you ask me.


Which you didn't. But there you go anyways.


We need a national investment on the scale of The Manhattan Project to solve this tragic crisis. IMO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (HnIBa)

162
Those are multiyear grants, by the way. If Chris Wright can't figure out a way to cancel them, those thieving states will just keep getting paid through 2028 at least.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (mmrXZ)

163 "Nerd Prom" pfft. More like Turd Prom. Media asshoes.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (rdVOm)

164 The Knob of Obama sounds like an elder scrolls quest item. You get a leveled ring of plus skill to paddle boarding as a reward for bringing the KoO back to the fighters guild.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:00 PM (3uBP9)
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Worst. Daedra. Artifact. Ever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (FZ29D)

165 The Knob of Obama sounds like an elder scrolls quest item. You get a leveled ring of plus skill to paddle boarding as a reward for bringing the KoO back to the fighters guild.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:00 PM (3uBP9)
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If you combine it with the Scowl of Mooch it becomes an artifact level weapon. Everyone with 60' has to made a CON save or collapse with boredom.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (ZOv7s)

166 Texas has the most wind Turbines in the country and they are being replaced with newer ones as needed. The industry is trying to expand but permitting has been stalled currently.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 05:56 PM (KC5Lt)


And what do you know about Wind Turbines ? I'll wager ... just what you've Googled.

Here's a lesson.

When measuring ANYTHING ... UTILITY is a way to do it. Its a harsh metric. Its how much output can that thing deliver, with respect to how often it can deliver it.

So if you had the perfect Kolache Machine (and Damn I wish I did) that was rated at 1 Kolache a day ? If it only gave you 1 Kolache every two days ? That's 50% Utility.

Or if Sophia Vergara were only available to me for sexy time one night out of seven ? Firstly - Yes. But that Utility would be 1/7 = roughly 13%.

Wind Turbines are, at best, 20% by every Utility I've worked for. Its a scam. I can tell you of several major players that have already went into Cannibalize Mode.

The subsidy is the only reason Texas is doing it. They're getting Gas Turbines on the rest of the countries dime.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (RhUi2)

167 6pm

CBC - Detroit - Windsor bridge finally opened, Trump trade war and tariffs.

CNN - Trump discussed possible escalation with Iran

MS Now - GOP concerned over voters pissed about war and costs. War is lost and hopeless.

FoxNews - US to use Iranian money to pay for ship damages. War going great!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)

168 We need a national investment on the scale of The Manhattan Project to solve this tragic crisis. IMO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (HnIBa)

Open the box from the bottom?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (Ot/FD)

169 Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (RhUi2)

Retard says what?

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (KC5Lt)

170 Since we're off topic I want to state that I am well and truly disgusted with the state of our so-called scientific advancement. Why is it that we can launch spaceships to explore the outer reaches of the Solar System and beyond and yet not be able to determine a way to evenly distribute the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks so that they don't all end up in the bottom - making me eat untold handfuls of candied popcorn until I get to the good stuff.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (HnIBa)
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Open the box at the other end next time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (FZ29D)

171 I always miss out on the really good trolls.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (JvZF+)

172 The Ukraine, Russia, Poland, Lithuanian, Rumanian , Austria etc have been fighting over borders in that are since before the USA existed. Given that Europe is getting over $9b per year in Russian LNG which isn't subject to the sanctions our whole effort is BS. At least our weapons manufacturers are making bank

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (NemxU)

173 149 What are the odds of another assassination attempt at tonight at Nerd Prom 2.0?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (NemxU)

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Nerd Prom? Are we talking about Comicon?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (9CZQg)

174 Open the box from the bottom?"

What, and let the Coupe DeVille fall out?

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:05 PM (XuXeR)

175 "Indiana Jones and the Knob of Obama" just isn't going to work, I think.

Not that WhorryWood might not try it anyway.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 06:05 PM (SgdqL)

176
I wonder how much stuff the ahole news people will steal tonight.

The threat of being shot last time did not deter them from stealing wine and who knows what else.

They are scum.

Posted by: four seasons at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (/QHx4)

177 "Indiana Jones and the Knob of Obama" just isn't going to work, I think.

Not that WhorryWood might not try it anyway.....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 06:05 PM (SgdqL)
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The Pitch Meeting video for that will be EPIC!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (FZ29D)

178 and they're fixing to hose up the newly named. I give you most of the African continent.
Posted by: Eromero

Sit beside me, tell me all about it.

Posted by: Bechuanaland at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (JM9I6)

179 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Rhodesia, Swaziland, Namibia, and Burkina Faso at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (2Ez/1)

180 Indiana Jones and the Knob of Obama"

Well, there's that scene in the first one with the golden idol...

*screams in terror

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (XuXeR)

181 Retard says what?
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (KC5Lt)


Sorry. I used math. I get it. My bad.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:07 PM (RhUi2)

182 Sit beside me, tell me all about it.
Posted by: Bechuanaland at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (JM9I6)
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Pfft.

Posted by: Zanzibar at July 24, 2026 06:07 PM (JvZF+)

183 Sorry. I used math. I get it. My bad.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:07 PM (RhUi2)

You started a debate with yourself retard.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:08 PM (KC5Lt)

184 did not deter them from stealing wine and who knows what else."

Hey, I need another place setting of Hilton flatware...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XuXeR)

185
When a democrat president gets back in with a liberal congress those subsidies will be turned back on like a gushing fire hose.
Posted by: Mister Scott

===============

Tangential:

We talk a lot about all the spigots that will get switched back on when Dems regain power. With any luck, by the time Rubio's second term ends, Dems will have moved on to a whole different suite of grievances. I'm hoping that 10 years from now, climate change is considered so last year, having failed to deliver on its threats. Maybe gender confusion will be on the way out, maybe even race.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 06:08 PM (mmrXZ)

186 177 "Indiana Jones and the Knob of Obama" just isn't going to work, I think.

Not that WhorryWood might not try it anyway.....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 06:05 PM (SgdqL)
----
The Pitch Meeting video for that will be EPIC!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (FZ29D)

Ryan George is getting a little wobbly. Some of his recent vids are downright mean-spirited.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:08 PM (xcxpd)

187 Posted by: Rhodesia, Swaziland, Namibia, and Burkina Faso at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (2Ez/1)
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*Nelson laugh*

Namibia is the current name for South West Africa, dorkus!

Posted by: Zanzibar at July 24, 2026 06:08 PM (JvZF+)

188 500 Journalists Urge WHCA to Confront Trump at Rescheduled Dinner

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Maybe they'll get lucky and there'll be another assassination attempt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:09 PM (ndZc7)

189 If the commies ever do take control in the US the Obama building will become the American Lubiyanka Prison

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:10 PM (NemxU)

190 Open the box at the other end next time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 06:04 PM (FZ29D)



I hate science nerds like You and Warai-otoko!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:10 PM (HnIBa)

191 Pfft.
Posted by: Zanzibar"

Extra pfft...

"Ciudad de la Santísima Trinidad y Puerto de Santa María del Buen Aire"

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:10 PM (XuXeR)

192 If you need another example of how vile the left is--and completely oblivious of how offensive and ignorant they are at the same time:

Seen on X: Isn't "suicidal empathy" literally the story of Jesus?

It's ... just shocking how they can pack so much evil into everything they say and do.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 06:10 PM (3cUTc)

193 Sit beside me, tell me all about it.
Posted by: Bechuanaland at July 24, 2026 06:06 PM (JM9I6)

Heh. In Evelyn Waugh's Sword of Honour WWII trilogy, there's a comic character named Apthorpe, an old African hand, whose euphemism for being extremely hungover is that he is suffering from a spot of "Bechuana tummy".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 06:10 PM (SgdqL)

194 You started a debate with yourself retard.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:08 PM (KC5Lt)


So this is the part where you start asking for links. And then you start losing your mind. Now look, don't drive into a Buckees and shoot it up.

Just Google Pro Energy and ERCOT. Its not that hard.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:11 PM (RhUi2)

195 In the 1984 Olympics in LA a country marched on as Upper Volta and marched out as Burkina Faso.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:11 PM (NemxU)

196 141

President Donald Trump will make "unifying yet vicious" remarks during Friday night's rescheduled White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, the White House said.

How many shotguns will make it through the door?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Cqx++)

How many cops and SS agents will let guys sprint past security?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (xcxpd)

197 Hey guys,

Test launch in about 30 minutes.

SpaceX - Starship - Starship Flight 13
Pad 2 - Starbase, TX - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: July 24, 2026
Launch Time: 3:45 p.m. PDT (July 25, 00:45 CEST)

https://youtu.be/0EnOQCjgq4E

Posted by: Joyenz at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (2F0/Y)

198
We're coming up on the propellant load mark in the countdown. The mee-thane boys will really start getting exciting when they start loading the liquid mee-thane and LOX.

One of them quote Wernher von Braun: 65,000 things must go right for a launch, but if only one thing goes wrong, it won't.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (w6EFb)

199 In the 1984 Olympics in LA a country marched on as Upper Volta and marched out as Burkina Faso.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:11 PM (NemxU)
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Way to cut the line.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (JvZF+)

200 Hey, I need another place setting of Hilton flatware...
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026

My Holiday Inn ashtray paperweight is nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (NkUqe)

201 They ought to rename South Africa Turd World Shithole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:13 PM (ndZc7)

202 >>500 Journalists Urge WHCA to Confront Trump at Rescheduled Dinner

Spike the pate with a strong laxative. Maybe something that causes dysentery.

Posted by: That Guy at July 24, 2026 06:13 PM (f4tQo)

203 Belgian Waffle>>Belgian Congo

Posted by: Phlemish, Myself at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (JM9I6)

204 My Holiday Inn ashtray paperweight is nice."

Yeah, but I have a couple of McDonalds ashtrays...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (XuXeR)

205 We need a national investment on the scale of The Manhattan Project to solve this tragic crisis. IMO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:02 PM (HnIBa)

Open the box from the bottom?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2026 06:03 PM (Ot/FD)
——

Turn box upside down and shake it. Bigger ‘rocks’ rise to the top. Gradular convection.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (Nt9qU)

206 "How many cops and SS agents will let guys sprint past security?"
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We've been in intensive pistol holstering practice all week!

Posted by: Rolly Poly Secret Service chicks at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (2Ez/1)

207 Megan McArdle has been making lots of reasonable posts on Twitter/X. She's back and better than ever...then she channels Ace's Tom Friedman bit and does a taxi cab (uber) driver post.

https://tinyurl.com/yn3s8dvs

Posted by: Oglebay at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (2ap+5)

208 What do they call the porn convention awards? That would be a better name for the journalist thing. They're not nerds.

When I was an early teen, mid 80s, I was riding my bike to a friends house when I accidently dropped my box of floppies with games I made from magazine code. I was in the middle of traffic trying to get them before they were run over and some dude in a pickup truck yelled NERD at me.

You think you are the nerd's ally? You merely adopted it. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see coolness until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but EMBARASING!

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (3uBP9)

209 How many cops and SS agents will let guys sprint past security?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (xcxpd)


So I get it. But am I the only one that remembers Code Pink pulling this shit under Clinton ?

I can't be the only one.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (RhUi2)

210 In the 1984 Olympics in LA a country marched on as Upper Volta and marched out as Burkina Faso.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:11 PM (NemxU)

Burkina Faso La Ti Dooooooo!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 24, 2026 06:15 PM (0aYVJ)

211 Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:11 PM (RhUi2)

Last interaction with you unless in person. I simply wrote facts that any Texan that pays attention knows. I took no position. We have the most wind turbines and the effort to expand has been delayed by permitting.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 06:15 PM (KC5Lt)

212 Lol

Another anti El-Sayed ad.
He's a sexist!

And Dem Eric Chumg just may be the manly man they've been looking for. In a 13 year old body.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (Sco7b)

213 209 How many cops and SS agents will let guys sprint past security?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:12 PM (xcxpd)

So I get it. But am I the only one that remembers Code Pink pulling this shit under Clinton ?

I can't be the only one.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (RhUi2)

Code Pink sprinted past security with guns and knives?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (xcxpd)

214 Spike the pate with a strong laxative. Maybe something that causes dysentery.
Posted by: That Guy

Catering by Taco Bell?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (ndZc7)

215 It's Burmese Python, not Myanmar Python!

Posted by: Snakes Alive! at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (JM9I6)

216 Swaziland is now Eswatini
From land of the Swazis in English to land of the Swazis in Swazi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (NemxU)

217 216 Swaziland is now Eswatini
From land of the Swazis in English to land of the Swazis in Swazi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (NemxU)

=======

Shaken or stirred?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 24, 2026 06:17 PM (2ap+5)

218 What pairs well with Eswatini?

Posted by: Wine novice at July 24, 2026 06:18 PM (2Ez/1)

219 And Eswatini sounds like a drink that gays like

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 06:18 PM (NemxU)

220 When I was an early teen, mid 80s, I was riding my bike to a friends house when I accidently dropped my box of floppies with games I made from magazine code.

When Baseball Stars let the original Nintendo flash your stuff to the EEPROM ? And I didn't know what any of that shit was even as a High School Senior in '89. Absolutely game changing.

Before that ? Writing down codes to get through the next stupid stage of ECCO.

Fist Bump ... Fellow Nerd.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:18 PM (RhUi2)

221 Turn box upside down and shake it. Bigger ‘rocks’ rise to the top. Gradular convection.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (Nt9qU)



Yeah but there's a warning label on the boxes from the FDA - similar to the ones telling you not to remove the tag from a pillow - that says this is illegal as it gives the peanuts disparate impact in the overall distribution of the box.


Ok, I know that was a stretch.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:19 PM (HnIBa)

222 Burkina Faso! What a wonderful phrase
Burkina Faso! Ain't no passing craze

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:19 PM (ndZc7)

223 Don't take it if you're allergic to it.

Posted by: Fizered at July 24, 2026 06:19 PM (2Ez/1)

224 They're not nerds. Nerds are smart, viciously so. They're Theater Kids doing theater things.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Then they're dorks.

Geek = smart guy, using smarts to make money
Nerd = smart guy, using smarts to entertain himself
Dork = dumb guy, superficially acting like a geek or nerd

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 06:19 PM (VHUov)

225 Code Pink sprinted past security with guns and knives?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (xcxpd)


Stopped business on the floor. You've purposedly not getting my point. Its never been a secure building ... when those in charge wanted to mix it up.

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:20 PM (RhUi2)

226 And as long as we've touched on this again, it's "THE Ukraine" and "K'YEV" not "KEEV"!

Dammit!

Who's with me!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 05:54 PM (SgdqL)

"The Ukraine" is the land form of the plains below the marshes in the north part of the current nation of Ukraine.

I still can't order Chicken Keev.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)

227 Another anti El-Sayed ad.
He's a sexist!


El-Sayed is going to win isn't he.

Posted by: MI GOP are cowards and closeted homos at July 24, 2026 06:20 PM (gKWVE)

228 What pairs well with Eswatini?
Posted by: Wine novice at July 24, 2026 06:18 PM (2Ez/1)
——

Penis

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 06:20 PM (Nt9qU)

229 ...So I get it. But am I the only one that remembers Code Pink pulling this shit under Clinton ?

I can't be the only one.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (RhUi2)



I though that was Bush (the Dubya type) they pulled that on?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:21 PM (HnIBa)

230 Code pink was founded in 2002, idiot. You don't remember shit from the Clinton era with them.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 06:21 PM (sWqfc)

231 nood



week

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:21 PM (3uBP9)

232 El-Sayed is going to win isn't he.
Posted by: MI GOP are cowards and closeted homos at July 24, 2026 06:20 PM (gKWVE)

I think so.
Very likable for a guy that wants us dead.


Nood.
Week in woke.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping Ralphy happy and alive. But wow. at July 24, 2026 06:22 PM (Sco7b)

233 225 Code Pink sprinted past security with guns and knives?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:16 PM (xcxpd)

Stopped business on the floor. You've purposedly not getting my point. Its never been a secure building ... when those in charge wanted to mix it up.
Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:20 PM (RhUi2)

Settle, settle...

I have never heard of Code Pink bringing armed thugs to kill Clinton. Attempted assassination is a mite more serious than protestors pitching a fit. If you want to maintain that SS has been incompetent for years, I won't argue that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 06:22 PM (xcxpd)

234 Just say no to nood! I wanna stay here!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:23 PM (HnIBa)

235 500 Journalists Urge WHCA to Confront Trump at Rescheduled Dinner

-
Maybe they'll get lucky and there'll be another assassination attempt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:09 PM (ndZc7)

I wonder if it has dawned on those correspondents that their hero shooter was going to fire THROUGH them to try and hit trump...and the Service was gonna be shooting back the other way.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 06:24 PM (uhVAy)

236 In a nutshell, here’s Elizabeth Warren’s logic on the SAVE America Act:

“Noncitizen voting is already illegal. We don’t need another law to deter noncitizen voting.”

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Now do gun control.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 06:24 PM (ndZc7)

237 Code pink was founded in 2002, idiot. You don't remember shit from the Clinton era with them.
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 06:21 PM (sWqfc)


OK ... so then "W" couldn't keep Code Pink from breaking up the Congressional Floor during business.

Does that make you feel better ? That you gave me an "actually" ?

Posted by: Keeping Track of My Sock ... Wink at July 24, 2026 06:24 PM (RhUi2)

238 nood week is like Bike Week but ... no I guess it's exactly the same. Hot chicks, bikes, random nudity, drunk and disorderly. Basically this place any given weekend. Same.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (3uBP9)

239 In a nutshell, here’s Elizabeth Warren’s logic on the SAVE America Act:

“Noncitizen voting is already illegal. We don’t need another law to deter noncitizen voting.”



Yeah Lizzy, and appropriating native culture to advance yourself should also be illegal. Lying communist bitch.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 24, 2026 06:26 PM (HnIBa)

240 208 What do they call the porn convention awards? That would be a better name for the journalist thing. They're not nerds.

When I was an early teen, mid 80s, I was riding my bike to a friends house when I accidently dropped my box of floppies with games I made from magazine code. I was in the middle of traffic trying to get them before they were run over and some dude in a pickup truck yelled NERD at me.

You think you are the nerd's ally? You merely adopted it. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see coolness until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but EMBARASING!
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 06:14 PM (3uBP9)
Ahmad Shah Masoud was killed by a couple 'newsmen' suicide bombers sent by bin Ladin the day before 9/11. Don't get slack.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 06:34 PM (LHPAg)

241 Bit a both. But yea, it you read the article the only reason some of the grants were reinstated was because they were ordered to by a federal judge.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)

And the ramifications of telling the "judge" to pound sand would be, what again? Past time to draw that line.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 24, 2026 06:41 PM (hmYU4)

242 Varney must be around 65 now, so I guess the "other Jim Varney" was not a thing yet, when this Jim was born.

Good to see Varney is still active in exposing the crazy left, though I suppose that gets him called an "extreme right winger" amongst his journalism peers. I guess he lives on the North Shore from New Orleans, though I think he used to do some reporting on Central America.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 06:44 PM (vbXSk)

243 Make me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 07:53 PM (4g5V+)

Border Dividend: Reductions In the Number of Foreign Students Requiring English-Learning Reduces the Cost of Education in Texas and Florida By Nearly $1 Billion in a Single Year

Well, between $835 million to $890 million.

A border enforcement dividend we can all share.


Declines in the number of English-learning students enrolled in Florida and Texas public schools during the 2025--26 school year were associated with an estimated $835 million to $890 million reduction in education funding across the two states, according to an American Accountability Foundation report obtained exclusively by Breitbart News.

The July 23 memorandum, issued by Thomas Jones of the American Accountability Foundation and addressed to the Republican Governors Association, attributes the enrollment changes to the Trump administration's immigration-enforcement policies following several years of increases under former President Joe Biden.

"In Florida the news is good; in Texas, where the drop far outpaced the overall enrollment trend, the news is great," the report states.

Florida classifies students actively receiving English-language-learner instruction under the designation "LY." That population increased from 277,473 during the 2021--22 school year to 368,068 in 2024--25, an increase of 90,595 students, or 32.7 percent.

During 2025--26, however, the number fell by 23,641 students to 344,427, representing a 6.4 percent decline and the first decrease in the period examined by AAF.

AAF said the number of students entering post-exit monitoring continued to rise, which it argued showed that students were "not dropping out mid-program" and that the decline instead reflected fewer new English learners entering Florida schools.

The Florida Education Finance Program funds English-learning students through an English for Speakers of Other Languages cost factor of 1.165, or 16.5 percent above the base amount. Using a Base Student Allocation of $5,372.60, AAF calculated average total funding of approximately $9,122.93 per student during 2025--26.

Texas saw a similar Border Enforcement Dividend.

"The data is clear -- ending Biden's open borders leads to a lower burden on education budgets," AAF concluded. "Put more simply, supporting the President's border-enforcement and deportation policies means more funding for your local schools -- nearly one billion dollars in these two states alone, in a single year."

What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM




Comments

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1 TWO FIRSTS IN A ROW???

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

2 1st

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 04:21 PM (nbLIj)

3 Well played, Blade..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 04:22 PM (nbLIj)

4 Read too fast and thought Ace was referring to a Boner Enforcement Dividend.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 24, 2026 04:22 PM (0bjKf)

5 >>"The data is clear -- ending Biden's open borders leads to a lower burden on education budgets,"


Of course, the NEA, Dems, and the Left all see this as a negative. They want more money wasted on education budgets. States will see this as a loss in revenue from the federal fisc.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 04:23 PM (mYMcJ)

6 Well played, Blade..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 04:22 PM (nbLIj)
__________

[grins]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)

7 What? Obama and Biden are in jail? What?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 24, 2026 04:24 PM (ajPRk)

8 Me no comprendo this post.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:24 PM (Av6i5)

9 Dang.
Almost like we were right all these years.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:24 PM (vFpe0)

10 What Illegal invader wants to learn English?

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

11 education is a human right! (liberals everywhere)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 04:25 PM (CWTWj)

12 Headlines like this make my cigar taste better somehow.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:25 PM (vFpe0)

13 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

An extra hundred thousand on property tax exemption.

Wait, that's cuz the wife is old, not cuz the border is better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:25 PM (ExV1e)

14 >>What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Hooker and blow.

I'll probably just waste the rest.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:26 PM (viF8m)

15 Dame lecciones en tu idioma superior, racista.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:26 PM (Av6i5)

16 only professional educators can judge how well children are doing! (liberals supported by teachers' unions)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 04:26 PM (CWTWj)

17 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM

A bottle of Weller Full Proof.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 24, 2026 04:26 PM (wtvvX)

18 education is a human right!"

I know, huh?

/Doe.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:27 PM (XuXeR)

19 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
......

A couple breakfast tacos.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 04:27 PM (UjdFS)

20 So when do my property taxes go down?

Posted by: She asked facietiously at July 24, 2026 04:27 PM (2Ez/1)

21 Reductions In the Number of Foreign Students Requiring English-Learning Reduces the Cost of Education in Texas and Florida By Nearly $1 Billion in a Single Year
=====

Why do you hate bilingual teechers??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 04:27 PM (JvZF+)

22 Less illegals means more space everywhere, schools, housing, hospitals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 04:28 PM (n5tGW)

23 I wouldn't doubt tens if not hundreds of billions of dollars have been spent on foreign students by Americans limiting American citizen educational opportunities in art and vocational classes.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (DbmIv)

24 re 20: probably never, not the taxes that support the school systems

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (CWTWj)

25 A bottle of Weller Full Proof."

Mash Number 1 White Dog...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR)

26 It's great and predictable that this would happen. But the systematic collapse of public education and the jaw-dropping alien idiocy of the "educators" present a massive problem.

Among the many, many, many disastrous sorts of damage done by mass illegal migration for decades has been the (additional?) destruction of learning environments, as English became a minority language in many classrooms. Districts in border areas have been getting ravaged by this for decades now.

So you take a systematically derailed, dumbed-down, and even freakazoid "education" situation, and add sudden massive non-native speakers to it. Sort of the 50 ton teak log that broke the camel's back in some places.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (U/Byj)

27 So when do my property taxes go down?"

Snort.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR)

28 I'm not jumping up and down in excitement. The money spent on any second language program is too much

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (abScH)

29 "Hands up! Give me your wallet, your Rolex, and lessons in English!"

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:30 PM (Av6i5)

30 Todos se necesitan aprendar hablar en ingles.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 04:30 PM (JvZF+)

31 Started researching this topic but ended up noting that most hot teacher pictures are now AI.

Sad state of affairs in education all around.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:30 PM (vFpe0)

32
What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

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I won't get one being in California, so will the rest of you morons donate to the AAF so they can find out the cost of non-English speakers in California schools?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:30 PM (mmrXZ)

33 Hands up! Give me your wallet, your Rolex"

The proper response to that was given by The Shat in "Boston Legal"

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:31 PM (XuXeR)

34 Its a great article. This is NOT where I give you the "yeah, but".

I just wish - and its a pipe dream - where legal trade and even immigration could work both ways in a structured, rational way. And then we could keep really good Kolaches and Sophia Vergara and Salma Hayek and Shakira and Tacos and Tequila and Mexican Weather Girls.

That's all I want.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:31 PM (RhUi2)

35 Donde hay una llantera cerca de aqui?

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (UjdFS)

36 Very good. Insane to begin with as they need to learn English first before dragging down the system in public schools.

Or the lovely SPIT illegal parents should pay for their won English translators for their special child.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (hzuYO)

37 >>Less illegals means more space everywhere, schools, housing, hospitals.

We've been grammar schools around here close for a while. Not enough kids anymore to justify all of them.

This is a big reason the marxist teacher's unions fight so hard for illegals. Don't need as many teachers either.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

38 ***Cost of Education in Texas and Florida By Nearly $1 Billion in a Single Year
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So, they're going to lower taxes?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (VPNgR)

39 noting that most hot teacher pictures are now AI.

Sad state of affairs in education all around."

Miss Valerie, who favored tube tops.

*sigh*

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)

40 I believe LAUSD and a few others in SoCal are desperate as the butts-in-seats (key to both public "education", the movie industry, and major league sports) situation is changing dramatically. Thanks to the decrease in illegals' kids in school.

Would guess Sweetwater district (border area of San Diego Co.) is in that boat. Years back they had a beautiful, grotesque Third World-type scandal on the school board, forget details, think it was like the city of Bell up in LA area where the elected officials were just running an organized crime farce.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (U/Byj)

41 Little's first game in the tournament ended with a 10-7 win, and after going down 7 in the first inning, they went 4-2-2-2 unanswered runs. Little didn't pitch or see any fielding action, but his plate appearances resulted in BB and 3rd strike drop reaching 1st.

They battled hard and never let up. Awesome game (for us) to watch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 04:33 PM (dK+Kv)

42 If they started finally putting business owners in prison for hiring illegals this dividend would grow exponentially.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:33 PM (vFpe0)

43 https://youtu.be/2WTgq0w_hKs

Posted by: the Shat at July 24, 2026 04:33 PM (rdVOm)

44 If only we could have pulled this off before these Precious Foreigner students gave my daughter a Central American strain of meningitis that nearly killed her and left her with a seizure disorder. That would have been nice.

Would've saved a small army of epidemiologists from having to visit her constantly for several weeks to learn about our fun new arrival, too.

They cost a lot more than some copies of Go, Perro, Go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 04:33 PM (BI5O2)

45 TWO FIRSTS IN A ROW???

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

Lesser mortals would shrink at the prospect.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 04:33 PM (dK+Kv)

46 I just wish - and its a pipe dream - where legal trade and even immigration could work both ways in a structured, rational way. And then we could keep really good Kolaches and Sophia Vergara and Salma Hayek and Shakira and Tacos and Tequila and Mexican Weather Girls.

Kolaches no es Hispanic, senor.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)

47 Imagine how much more efficient teachers are! All students take a giant leap forward.

Posted by: Don at July 24, 2026 04:34 PM (kN30O)

48 This is why America could get away with so much immigration for a century.
If you got here, good for you, now go get a job or starve.
Immigrants learned real quick how to go along to get along and work to live, which meant learning English or getting stuck in an enclave somewhere in a city.

You cannot have a modern functioning country with open borders and a welfare state.
Not only will it draw people in who otherwise wouldn't come, but it will also add enormous costs to all public services in the numbers of users and the tax rates to pay for it all.

That's the thing libertarians and naive socialists just don't understand.

The globalist & communists understand just fine.
That's the plan.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:35 PM (6ydKt)

49
So when do my property taxes go down?
Posted by: She asked facietiously

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That's why I keep asking when these "pauses" on HHS giveaways to fraud states will make a difference we can see. I ain't complaining about the good work, but like ace says... the Dividend.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:35 PM (mmrXZ)

50 Test scores are expected to rise.

Posted by: connected and litigious at July 24, 2026 04:35 PM (cS1cw)

51 All those now unemployed special english as a second language teachers are contributing to record high numbers of adults not in the workforce you haters \sarc

But one of the talk radio shows threw out that 105 million adults are not in the workforce, and this is higher than during covid. That particular radio host blames the iran war causing higher fuel prices, but I don't believe that can be the main driver.

But the feral government is way less hostile to business under Trump than under the Barky and Bribem regimes and yet people are having a hard time finding jobs. I don't think AI can be that big of a factor yet, and a decent # of Bribem's flood of illegals have been removed.

The only thing I can think of and this is a wild guess is that enough dirty communists have infiltrated HRs and those communists want a bad economy to boost D election results, so they are shredding applications, then telling management they can't find qualified candidates to purposefully hurt the economy.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:35 PM (PV+Zw)

52 Ou est Jacques?

Jacques est à la bibliothèque.

SOB has been there for 50 years. You go now!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)

53 I believe LAUSD and a few others in SoCal are desperate as the butts-in-seats (key to both public "education", the movie industry, and major league sports) situation is changing dramatically. Thanks to the decrease in illegals' kids in school.

Fortunately for them, the kind of folk who infest coastal California are all about marriage, and commitment, and big families.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (ExV1e)

54 Not enough kids anymore to justify all of them."

Demographics FTW!

https://youtu.be/2WTgq0w_hKs"

That's it!

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (XuXeR)

55 >>> What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

I was thinking about this:
https://tinyurl.com/4v584f92
(NY Post)

But someone beat me to it.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (8mulE)

56 In California back in the 80's, we only got half a year of schooling. The first half of the year was solely to get the new migrant kids up to speed. That's a gd fact.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (bq/QX)

57 Kolaches no es Hispanic, senor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)


I know. Polish. Yet the Mexicans in South Texas do them really, really well.

While I'm at it, and I'm obviously RedNeck as you can get, but I'm claiming Fried Chicken, Watermelon, and Greens for myself. Love that shit. Cultural Appropriation my ass.

A good Three Green Mix with some bacon is absolute fire.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (RhUi2)

58 Marxists don't want education, they want indoctrination

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)

59 Kolaches come from Czechia and you can find them in Texas due to our Bohemian settlers.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (umw9l)

60 Last weekend there was a 2 car wreck about 30 miles north of Charlotte. In one car there are 3 Hispanic men driving to pick up, what I assume is another Hispanic, a friend too drunk to drive home. In car 2 is an illegal from El Salvador who crashes into car one and kills all 3 men in car one. ICE put a hold on El Salvador guy. Small town NC. Five Hispanic dudes of suss origin.

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (enNUy)

61 No one can read on stolen land.

Posted by: jumbling up my lefty memes at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (Av6i5)

62 Yard status: Mown.

I voted for this.

Now Imma gonna go and buy me that pony my parents never got me.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 04:37 PM (SgdqL)

63 I haven't seen as many Guatemalans in the grocery store lately. We still have a bunch of Haitians we need to return, but fingers crossed, that will be soon. I fear the Somalians are here to stay.

Posted by: huerfano at July 24, 2026 04:38 PM (VJX5o)

64 But one of the talk radio shows threw out that 105 million adults are not in the workforce"

Big numbers are usually garbage...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)

65 Kolaches no es Hispanic, senor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)

I know. Polish. Yet the Mexicans in South Texas do them really, really well.


Kolaches aren't Polish either.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)

66 "This entire AI-generated essay is in Spanglish. I'm going to have to lower your grade to B+."

"Chinga tu madre, motherfucker."

Posted by: jumbling up my lefty memes at July 24, 2026 04:40 PM (Av6i5)

67 Franpsycho do you recall the beautiful, ridiculous case of the anti-bilingual ed proposition in CA, and the "resistance" that continued even after?

What was so great was how it outlined the degradation of the electorate, how voters were unaware of or indifferent to almost anything that didn't immediately, personally, negatively affect (not "impact") them. Assuming they even understood the foregoing factors, which of course many don't.

Asian parents went apeshit (in the humorous imagined rant of the time, "I swam to get here so my kids would be Americans, and YOU'RE TEACHING THEM KHMER/VIETNAMESE/THAI??????!"). Proposition ending the idiocy passed comfortably. "Educators" of course refused to comply in some cases, the crap had to be stamped out district by district in some cases.

Sort of a precursor to the lawlessness that now is the norm in many parts of national life.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:40 PM (U/Byj)

68 But one of the talk radio shows threw out that 105 million adults are not in the workforce"

So I wonder about this. I work about 3/4 time now. I freelance. Better money, less hours, its absolutely great.

I wonder if I'm considered "in the workforce" by the way they measure.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:40 PM (RhUi2)

69 This is a good start

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 04:40 PM (XV/Pl)

70 Would guess Sweetwater district (border area of San Diego Co.) is in that boat. Years back they had a beautiful, grotesque Third World-type scandal on the school board, forget details, think it was like the city of Bell up in LA area where the elected officials were just running an organized crime farce.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:32 PM (U/Byj)

I remember that. Bell's mayor and I think the police chief ran an overtime scam, among other extracurriculars. IIRC, there was a cop who resigned from his Ventura County gig and landed a job in Bell for an embarrassing raise in pay. Not sure if he was caught up in teh actual scandal..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 04:40 PM (nbLIj)

71 Ou est Jacques?

Jacques est à la bibliothèque.

SOB has been there for 50 years. You go now!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)


He still has a few pages left in Du côté de chez Swann.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 24, 2026 04:41 PM (umw9l)

72
I believe LAUSD and a few others in SoCal are desperate as the butts-in-seats (key to both public "education", the movie industry, and major league sports) situation is changing dramatically. Thanks to the decrease in illegals' kids in school.

Posted by: rhomboid

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That's fascinating. I honestly didn't think there was any Impact, Disparate or otherwise, on SoCal schools based on border crackdowns. I have a friend who talked about a nightmare situation in her kids' school during the late Biden years. Nightmare. I'm sure the majority of them are still here.

Mayor Bass was shedding tears over the illegal aliens who abandoned the neighborhood restaurants and businesses and hunkered in their homes for fear of being collected by ICE, but I never gave it much credit.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:41 PM (mmrXZ)

73 >>>What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM Comments

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A six pack of a hazy imperial IPA.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 24, 2026 04:42 PM (Y2/Vj)

74 So that woman was convicted in MN apparently . I guess the N word is now a crime.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 04:42 PM (YwEeS)

75 It looks like they are all flocking to NY and NJ. Go by any public park during the day. They are all there. They got the memo those states will protect them, as long as they vote D.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:43 PM (bucPA)

76 Kolaches aren't Polish either.

You know ? I don't care. Polish. Czech. Bosnian. From Mars ?

Do not give a shit.

Those little stuffed, not quite Hot Pockets ? Fantastic. And they make them better in Texas than anywhere else I've seen them.

So as anyone say "Actually" as I stuff another one down ? No shits to give. None.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:43 PM (RhUi2)

77 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
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Hookers and blow, same as always.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Esq. at July 24, 2026 04:43 PM (ZOv7s)

78 There is a city in Georgia called Cumming.

And in this city of Cumming there is a Toyota dealership called Beaver Toyota.

I mean come on man.

Posted by: Did they plan this? at July 24, 2026 04:43 PM (GFRGc)

79 >>Started researching this topic but ended up noting that most hot teacher pictures are now AI.

They are still, however, hot teacher pictures.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 24, 2026 04:44 PM (NcvvS)

80 Is tonight in Iran the big boom night? I mean the really big booms, more than they have been receiving lately.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 04:44 PM (n5tGW)

81 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM Comments

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A six pack of a hazy imperial IPA.
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 24, 2026 04:42 PM (Y2/Vj)
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A case of Kaboom! and a half gallon of Valu-Rite gin.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 04:44 PM (ZOv7s)

82 >>Kolaches aren't Polish either.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:39 PM

Czech.

Posted by: huerfano at July 24, 2026 04:44 PM (VJX5o)

83 Mayor Bass was shedding tears over the illegal aliens who abandoned the neighborhood restaurants and businesses and hunkered in their homes for fear of being collected by ICE, but I never gave it much credit.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:41 PM (mmrXZ)

ICE bad, fire good.

Posted by: Mayor Bass at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (wvRsc)

84 Congrats to Sponge on another well-deserved first.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (2ocoG)

85 Unmitigated immigration, legal, but specifically illegal will almost always lead to increases in the cost of everything.

Homes/Rent
Food
Services
Everything else

Literally everything. It's pure national suicide. And thus, the Democrats orgasm over it and push all the things that lead to it.

Leads one to wonder why they don't all immigrate to someplace they feel would better suit their mindset. And then, just soak in the Socialism or Communism or an Islamic shit hole and be done with it.

The idea that they're going to force feed this to all of us is... misplaced.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (jehhT)

86 This is horrible.

Posted by: Teachers unions at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (GFRGc)

87 BTW I don’t know why people aren’t up in arms about all these illegals on our schools. All that ESL stuff is paid for with your tax money. It’s why the school budget goes up. It’s why services are being stolen from the children of American citizens.

In NY they actually pay the school districts by the number of illegals they take in. It’s a lucrative business. There is one school in the lower NY Hudson Valley who apparently build a brand new stadium with all that federal and state taxpayer money.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (bucPA)

88 There is a city in Georgia called Cumming.

And in this city of Cumming there is a Toyota dealership called Beaver Toyota.

I mean come on man.
Posted by: Did they plan this? at July 24, 2026 04:43 PM (GFRGc)
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In Michigan, you can drive past Climax and take 69 to 96 and get off at Big Beaver.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (ZOv7s)

89 So that woman was convicted in MN apparently . I guess the N word is now a crime.
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 04:42 PM (YwEeS)


They called it disturbing the peace. The person who was trying to rob her, which is what started the whole incident, was not disturbing the peace, however, because they were Somali and, In Minnesota, Somalis are above the law.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

90 >>What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Tough choice here. Hmm. Might be able to buy a pack of gum? Or, perhaps a $1 scratch ticket.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 04:46 PM (rdVOm)

91 3 years ago it was inconceivable that any of this would happen.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 04:46 PM (abScH)

92 ICE bad, fire good.
Posted by: Mayor Bass at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (wvRsc)
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THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.

Posted by: Zardoz at July 24, 2026 04:46 PM (ZOv7s)

93 Still a lot of Mexicans & Central Americans here.
Saw one guy doing work on his truck on the side of the road with his buddy in a van parked behind him.
They had a light out and everything.

A lot of Brazilians around here, too.
They've opened their own stores and restaurants.
They are mostly legal though.
A lot of them moved down here from Massachusetts.

They can see the writing on the wall, I guess.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)

94 The person who was trying to rob her, which is what started the whole incident, was not disturbing the peace, however, because they were Somali and, In Minnesota, Somalis are above the law.

Our work here is done.

Posted by: Upper Midwest Lutherans at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (RhUi2)

95 Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)
He pulled that garbage # from somewhere. And my housemate is struggling to get a job in retail that will be over 20 hours/week and somewhat decent pay. We are in Denver metro area, so the communist brake on business is still in effect here. But it used to be easier to find work around here a couple years ago and the commies were in charge then as well. I don't think the commies actually own many businesses, but even small businesses often use some sort of external HR system, only takes AI being stupid and recommending a small set of people for all the jobs and of course they can only take one; or some malice. The AI screens may have malice built in if they were trained by commies.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (PV+Zw)

96
In California back in the 80's, we only got half a year of schooling. The first half of the year was solely to get the new migrant kids up to speed. That's a gd fact.
Posted by: sifty boones

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A survivor of formerly quality education in the Valley talked about getting only 50% of his education on a daily basis. Teacher says something in English. Then turns to the Hispanic kids and translates what she just said. Back and forth like that through the whole lesson, every class.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (mmrXZ)

97 You know ? I don't care. Polish. Czech. Bosnian. From Mars ?

And here I was hoping you'd confidently run through another 10 - 15 countries which weren't the origin of kolaches ( or meat filled kolaches )

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (ExV1e)

98 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Kolaches. From Texas. Where they are made. By Authentic Old Mexican Women Who Make Them the Best.

Posted by: Upper Midwest Lutherans at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (RhUi2)

99 94 The person who was trying to rob her, which is what started the whole incident, was not disturbing the peace, however, because they were Somali and, In Minnesota, Somalis are above the law.

Our work here is done.
Posted by: Upper Midwest Lutherans at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (RhUi2)

Check out the judge's photo - totally predictable:

https://tinyurl.com/2kr43dmn

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (kX27y)

100 Minnesota has to be gotten into line. Is it something in the fucking green Jello?

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (YwEeS)

101 Famously, for decades after the Spanish-American War the US allowed Filipinos to emigrate through Angel Island into SF, mostly as farmworkers -- but only males. Why? Becuase, as the authorities learned, the females mostly ended up working as prostitutes. Sad but true fact. So to try to stop the out-of-control prostitution rate in San Francisco, they wouldn't let Filipina women in, between 1901 and 1945.

As a result, SF was during that time filled with thousands of lonely, single Filipino guys, most of whom were short, darker-skinned dudes from the poor tribes on the outer islands. Anothert sad but true fact: It was pretty much unthinkable for white ladies in those days to marry short, brown, poor foreign tribesmen. "Dating"? Pre-marital sex? I don't think so.

So for decades, lasting up though the 1980s, there were thousands of lonely sad aging Filipino guys wandering around SF, mostly congregating in the mid-Market area, hanging around the "Fascination" parlors and pool halls.

It wa sa thing that everyone knew about and witnessed, but no one ever talked about.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (Av6i5)

102 Trump is delivering on his main promise. But apparently that’s not enough for some people. Look at his popularity. It’s stunning why it’s so low. He’s dick punching every left wing fraud, scheme and shibboleth.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (66HFv)

103 >>3 years ago it was inconceivable that any of this would happen.

You gotta believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

104 There is a massive grift going on in schools with specialization teachers. There’s the old school stud like special ed and English as a second language. But now it has expanded where kids with “anxiety” get their own personal babysitter teacher. Or kids with ADHD or any of the other made up diseases. Instead of 1 teacher in a. Classroom now there can be 5 or 10 teachers in a classroom. That’s how you get declining enrollment with increased employment for teachers.

The left never stops coming up with ways to steal tax payer money.

Posted by: Teachers unions at July 24, 2026 04:49 PM (GFRGc)

105 That particular radio host blames the iran war causing higher fuel prices, but I don't believe that can be the main driver.
...
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Posted by: PaleRider
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Find a better radio host. The war hasn't effected employment one iota. If it has, it caused people to be hired. There are many in different sectors who are being paid to talk down Trump. Each of them has his own special area to pick. Some the economy, some the war, some racism, others...etc.
They are going for a cumulative effect.
_Xi pays well

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 04:49 PM (VPNgR)

106 TWO FIRSTS IN A ROW???
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

Okay for a blog comment. Not okay on your honeymoon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 04:49 PM (wVcYX)

107 >> You gotta believe.

The Mets have killed my belief.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (66HFv)

108 I mean, they could go back to the Philippines...

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (YwEeS)

109
BTW I don’t know why people aren’t up in arms about all these illegals on our schools. All that ESL stuff is paid for with your tax money. It’s why the school budget goes up. It’s why services are being stolen from the children of American citizens.

Posted by: Vengeance

==============

So, now that that money is being saved, the school budget will go down, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (mmrXZ)

110 Is tonight in Iran the big boom night? I mean the really big booms, more than they have been receiving lately.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 04:44 PM (n5tGW)
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The C-17 air bridge is apparently in full swing. I also saw that we aren't using the stealth stuff or standoff weapons, just bomb dump trucks.

Going back, I saw the CIA post yesterday and that more than anything else convinces me we are on the right track. CIA is like an inverted compass - always exactly wrong.

BTW, we're not using just air power. We're using air, sea, space and cyber. Multi-domain onslaught.

Iran's strategy is that their face is is tougher than our fists. I'm fine with doing this for a good long time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (ZOv7s)

111 Trump is delivering on his main promise. But apparently that’s not enough for some people. Look at his popularity. It’s stunning why it’s so low. He’s dick punching every left wing fraud, scheme and shibboleth.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (66HFv)

We make sure nobody ever hears about his accomplishments.

Posted by: MSM, Google, Apple, Yahoo News at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (GFRGc)

112 You know ... I don't know if its the dough. Maybe its the dough. A Kolache isn't a flat-bread wrap. But its not just biscuit dough either.

The size is part of it. A Kolache says ... "Just one more". Even after the sixth.

Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (RhUi2)

113 Willowed: an article popped up on my news feed that said Jewish groups in Michigan are already donating to Rogers. They usually donate and vote Dem.
It will be interesting to see if the three ladies who run Mich, Whitmer, Benson and Nessel back Sayed if he wins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (NemxU)

114 >>> Check out the judge's photo - totally predictable:

https://tinyurl.com/2kr43dmn
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (kX27y)

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I hope she appeals.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (Y2/Vj)

115 3 years ago it was inconceivable that any of this would happen.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 04:46 PM (abScH)


I tried to hold strong... to mitigate the pain that my countrypersyns are feeling... to rein in the damage done by Trump. But did the bastards in my state appreciate all that I'd done for them? No. -- John Cornyn

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (ExV1e)

116 BTW I don’t know why people aren’t up in arms about all these illegals on our schools. All that ESL stuff is paid for with your tax money. It’s why the school budget goes up. It’s why services are being stolen from the children of American citizens.

In NY they actually pay the school districts by the number of illegals they take in. It’s a lucrative business. There is one school in the lower NY Hudson Valley who apparently build a brand new stadium with all that federal and state taxpayer money.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM


SCOTUS ruled decades ago that illegal children are entitled to a free public education. That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (0N4FZ)

117 So for decades, lasting up though the 1980s, there were thousands of lonely sad aging Filipino guys wandering around SF, mostly congregating in the mid-Market area, hanging around the "Fascination" parlors and pool halls.

It wa sa thing that everyone knew about and witnessed, but no one ever talked about.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (Av6i5)

Never heard abut this before.

No Japanese or Chinese girls would have anything to with them either, I suppose?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (6ydKt)

118 "If they started finally putting business owners in prison for hiring illegals this dividend would grow exponentially."

Workplace/employer enforcement is the key to any serious immigration law restoration. Getting rid of the "worst of the worst" is nice and all, but it's a small part of the problem.

I wouldn't bet any more $ than I have in my wallet that it will get done or even get seriously under way.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (U/Byj)

119 >> So, now that that money is being saved, the school budget will go down, right? RIGHT?

I just laughed so hard I puked.

It will go to bonus for all those do nothing administrators these school districts have all loaded themselves up with.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (66HFv)

120 Ben Crump could use some english-learning:

https://tinyurl.com/2s4xhrb2

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

121
So that woman was convicted in MN apparently . I guess the N word is now a crime.
Posted by: steevy

Then so too shall 'honkey', 'cracker', 'white boy/girl', 'gringo', and 'redneck' become a crime for non-caucasians to use. Just like that n word, only we can say them to refer to each other. Fuck you, war.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (QVmho)

122 I went out last night stalking Kolaches.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Cqx++)

123 103 >>3 years ago it was inconceivable that any of this would happen.

You gotta believe.

Posted by: JackStraw
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_IfYwtWki4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (VPNgR)

124 Republicans are still good overwhelmingly backing Trump. The independents are the key in the mid terms. If the Dems insanity grows the independents will vote Trump. The key for Republicans is turnout

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (NemxU)

125 ICE bad, fire good.
Posted by: Mayor Bass at July 24, 2026 04:45 PM (wvRsc)


youtube.com/shorts/4GuvyjMXT6Q

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

126 During 2025--26, however, the number fell by 23,641 students to 344,427, representing a 6.4 percent decline and the first decrease in the period examined by AAF./i]

And that's just Florida. There are still $3 billion sluicing thru the system, with every dime soaked up by a "resource specialist", administrator, program director, NGO, advocate, compliance officer, etc. etc.

And the student still ends up watching youtube to learn English.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 04:54 PM (+ffGB)

127 I went out last night stalking Kolaches.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Cqx++)

Like a snipe hunt?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 04:54 PM (wVcYX)

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 04:54 PM (+ffGB)

129 102 Trump is delivering on his main promise. But apparently that’s not enough for some people. Look at his popularity. It’s stunning why it’s so low.

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It is indeed a mystery.

Posted by: CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, BBC, WaPo, NYT, PBS, NPR at July 24, 2026 04:54 PM (Swy+8)

130 Posted by: Upper Midwest Lutherans at July 24, 2026 04:47 PM (RhUi2)

If memory serves, it was discovered that the head of the big 'Lutheran' NGO that was importing people was a muslim woman. Friend of Big Mike Obama, IIRC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

131 SCOTUS didn’t dictate where they had to be educated. So I vote we open a reform ESL school in North Dakota on the Canadian border.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:55 PM (66HFv)

132 This is great. There'll be more room at the Children's Learing Center.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 04:55 PM (g8Ew8)

133 Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (RhUi2)

Maybe you should sit stick with the same sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:56 PM (xSAlF)

134 > BTW, we're not using just air power. We're using air, sea, space and cyber. Multi-domain onslaught.
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At some point we will probably have to dislodge the ticks still embedded.

I foresee our "assassin drones" that have been kept under wraps unleashed.

I mean... we must have them if shit holes like Ukraine and Iran do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 04:56 PM (jehhT)

135 >> You gotta believe.

The Mets have killed my belief.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 04:50 PM (66HFv)

Then you'll like this guy.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Z4eDJ0NIBIo

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 04:56 PM (dK+Kv)

136 Workplace/employer enforcement is the key to any serious immigration law restoration. Getting rid of the "worst of the worst" is nice and all, but it's a small part of the problem.

I wouldn't bet any more $ than I have in my wallet that it will get done or even get seriously under way.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (U/Byj)
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Remember that the sanctuary states are making us do arrests, but all the other states just hand over the illegals when the catch them. Zero press coverage, but word is getting out in the communities.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)

137 Like a snipe hunt?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 04:54 PM (wVcYX)

I've never understood that gag. A snipe is a legitimate bird, a wader with a long bill. And people really do hunt it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 04:57 PM (SgdqL)

138 132 This is great. There'll be more room at the Children's Learing Center.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 04:55 PM (g8Ew

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More Learing for the rest of us!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 04:57 PM (Swy+8)

139 I went out last night stalking Kolaches.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Cqx++)


Totally not how you do it. They're cheap, too. They just lay there ... warm and inviting on that baking sheet. Like Sophia Vergara and Salma Hayek and Shakira in a flaky, crusty outside wrapping. Or sometimes they just look like a great big old Crescent Roll - but they're not a Crescent Roll - in that little display case like they used to use for Donuts. When you're getting the good ones. From the Old Mexican Ladies. Who really should be the only ones making them until somebody else proves themselves.

Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 04:57 PM (RhUi2)

140 There's gotta be a way that the Somalis will find to sop this up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 04:58 PM (Swy+8)

141 The radio host self labels as libertarian and small government. He does dislike Trump for helping to primary out some "freedom caucus" or some such politicians. Personally I think some of those oh so principled very conservative politicians just talked a good game, always voting against bills that would limit gub'mint or cut spending a little bit because "we have to cut spending and red tape by way way more" while knowing full well that goal is unobtainable except by taking the teeny step and then working for the next teeny step.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:58 PM (PV+Zw)

142 Even CNN had to admit the other day that Trump has a higher 2nd term approval rating than Obama did at the same time during his 2nd term with his party.

Trump's unpopularity is almost entirely among people whose world he is tearing apart. We might like seeing Juan go home, leftists most definitely do not.

Personally, I couldn't give a shit. We hired Trump to do heavy things and he's doing them, popularity be damned.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:59 PM (viF8m)

143 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?
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A fence for my front yard where I can post a sign:

"Beware of Morons."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 05:00 PM (FZ29D)

144
Oohh, fun. Ezra Klein is interviewing Morris Katz, the expert who created candidate Graham Platner. "There is no standard vetting process that would have found the issue that ended the campaign." Then mentions Eric Swalwell -- who could have known? who could have foreseen this? It was all so unexpected.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:00 PM (mmrXZ)

145 I hope she appeals.
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (Y2/Vj)

Looks like they will but the judge did everything to prevent a record

@Philosophi_Cat
What Shiloh Hendrix's lawyer is reporting here is concerning. He raises many concerning issues, but what stands out to me most is that the judge repeatedly left the bench, interrupted him, or talked over him every time he tried to make a record.

The fact that it happened over and over suggests that she understood he was trying to preserve an appellate issue and she didn't want him to create a detailed record about what evidence she had excluded and why the defence believed those rulings were wrong. Once or twice would be one thing, but when it happened every time, it comes across like she was trying to systematically prevent the defence from creating the paper trail that would be needed to challenge those rulings on appeal.

I understand that Shiloh's team is working on getting the transcript of the trial made available, but it is extremely expensive, so please consider making a donation to (see pinned post on Tom Hennessy's page) to help get this done so we can have some transparency about what went on in the courtroom.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:00 PM (kX27y)

146 The radio host self labels as libertarian and small government.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:58 PM (PV+Zw)
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Trump demonstrated that there small-government/libertarian movement consists of two groups:

Corporatists who would whore out their mother for a buck and were playing the 2A and right to lifers as suckers and saps in turn for more tax cuts for the rich while they outsource jobs and import slaves, and

Deviant drug-using perverts who want to buy kids.

There is some overlap.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)

147 No Japanese or Chinese girls would have anything to with them either, I suppose?
Posted by: SpeakingOf


I suppose there must have been some, but in that era, there was very little intra-Asian mixing at all -- Chinese stayed with Chinese, Japanese with Japanese, etc., so I don't think there was much action for the Filipino guys, who had practicaly no potential mates in the US.

All this changed after WWII, when immigration from the Philippines was greatly relaxed, as a reward for being a strong ally against the Japs in WWII. So finally both genders were allowed in, and the male/female ration started to normalize. But even then -- would an 18-year-ld Filipina girl marry a sad poor 60-year-old Filipino guy? Probably not. So the loneliness problem persisted, now due to the age gap, not the race gap.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Av6i5)

148 21 Reductions In the Number of Foreign Students Requiring English-Learning Reduces the Cost of Education in Texas and Florida By Nearly $1 Billion in a Single Year
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Why do you hate bilingual teechers??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 04:27 PM (JvZF+)

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One of the reasons we pulled our son out of public school is because In first grade he had 3 teachers in the same classroom. He and the 4 other smart kids were put at the same table and given books to read on their own while the teachers spent all of their time on the non-engrish speaking kids.

They handicapped the smart kids to try and let the others catch up to them.

The Oregon Dept of Education has tried to eliminate or hamper private education for years because of white flight from public schools.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (9CZQg)

149 The rapid pace at which the U.S. is expending some of its most advanced air-defense interceptors and precision-guided weapons in the Middle East is a point of great tension inside the Trump administration as President Trump's war with Iran ratchets up again, according to U.S. military and intelligence officials familiar with internal assessments. And it's raising broader concerns about America's readiness for a potential conflict in the Indo-Pacific.

The dwindling stockpiles of defensive interceptors and long-range missiles have become a pressure point for top military and civilian leaders who are weighing the demands of the war with Iran against maintaining readiness to deter other adversaries, including China.


https://tinyurl.com/4s7332ex
(CBS)

It's never clear in the article exactly how bad it is.
But the inability to manufacture these weapons quickly is a major concern.

The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)

150 Trump's unpopularity is almost entirely among people whose world he is tearing apart.

He irritates me. His supporters irritate me. I couldn't sit at a table with the guy for five minutes. My disdain for cults of personality and hero worship demand I call out what I see as his bullshit.

I'd vote for him a fourth time. Best President in my lifetime. Only one that's been a Nationalist.

Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (RhUi2)

151 ----------
At some point we will probably have to dislodge the ticks still embedded.

I foresee our "assassin drones" that have been kept under wraps unleashed.

I mean... we must have them if shit holes like Ukraine and Iran do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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The Baloch kill Pakis and Chinese all the the time. Hate is an understatement. Make a deal, they kill IRGC we help them separate from Pakistan. Might get the Yazidis in on it too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 05:03 PM (VPNgR)

152 With Derek Chauvin they have avoided any problem with his appeal by simply not even allowing him one...

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)

153 The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)

Trump's got two more years.

Does the IRGC.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 05:04 PM (dK+Kv)

154 It's never clear in the article exactly how bad it is.
But the inability to manufacture these weapons quickly is a major concern.

The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
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That's because it's a lie. It's not true. No source, just anonymous sources.

Same old b.s. info ops. Why do people believe any of it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:04 PM (ZOv7s)

155 OT: IMHO, Iran is well and truly fucked. They want to negotiate but already lost all credibility. Trump will not negotiate with them again. He already called them "liars and scum." He is going to pound them until they surrender unconditionally.

I am probably wrong, but if Trump really pounds the shit out the them soon, it could be over in 10-15 days.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM (qFwJc)

156 101 Famously, for decades after the Spanish-American War the US allowed Filipinos to emigrate through Angel Island into SF, mostly as farmworkers -- but only males. Why? Becuase, as the authorities learned, the females mostly ended up working as prostitutes. Sad but true fact. So to try to stop the out-of-control prostitution rate in San Francisco, they wouldn't let Filipina women in, between 1901 and 1945.

As a result, SF was during that time filled with thousands of lonely, single Filipino guys, most of whom were short, darker-skinned dudes from the poor tribes on the outer islands. Anothert sad but true fact: It was pretty much unthinkable for white ladies in those days to marry short, brown, poor foreign tribesmen. "Dating"? Pre-marital sex? I don't think so.

So for decades, lasting up though the 1980s, there were thousands of lonely sad aging Filipino guys wandering around SF, mostly congregating in the mid-Market area, hanging around the "Fascination" parlors and pool halls.

It was a thing that everyone knew about and witnessed, but no one ever talked about.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (Av6i5)

American needs more Filipina hookers, clearly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

157
Workplace/employer enforcement is the key to any serious immigration law restoration. Getting rid of the "worst of the worst" is nice and all, but it's a small part of the problem.

I wouldn't bet any more $ than I have in my wallet that it will get done or even get seriously under way.
Posted by: rhomboid

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ace had video in a previous thread today of primary candidate Obama saying we need to go after the employers.

DOJ or Stephen Miller should play that thing to death as they announce a new strategy in the battle against illegal immigration: going after employers, aka The Obama Option. They ought to name it so often that Obama himself is finally forced to come out and "clarify."

I'm trying to think of other catchy names, like ObamaCare, which was a single word.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM (mmrXZ)

158 Probably not. So the loneliness problem persisted, now due to the age gap, not the race gap.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Av6i5)

It is sad.

And not widely known.
It would make an interesting story or screenplay.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)

159 Totally not how you do it. They're cheap, too. They just lay there ... warm and inviting on that baking sheet. Like Sophia Vergara and Salma Hayek and Shakira in a flaky, crusty outside wrapping. Or sometimes they just look like a great big old Crescent Roll - but they're not a Crescent Roll - in that little display case like they used to use for Donuts. When you're getting the good ones. From the Old Mexican Ladies. Who really should be the only ones making them until somebody else proves themselves.
Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 04:57 PM (RhUi2)


Traditional kolache maker.

https://tinyurl.com/e2zk6jb6 - completely safe for work

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)

160 So, where is that money really going? Teaching a language is a low cost endeavor. Rosetta Stone does it successfully and effectively for $159 per year.

Where da money?

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 05:06 PM (dIske)

161 What is the arsenal of the U.S.? That is not public information. Logistics, dear boy. Logistics. IMHO, the "truce" gave CENTCOM time to bring more weapons into the theater.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (qFwJc)

162 I suppose there must have been some, but in that era, there was very little intra-Asian mixing at all -- Chinese stayed with Chinese, Japanese with Japanese, etc.,

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Av6i5)
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I mean, the Japanese were very broad-minded when it came to raping conquered women. True democrats.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)

163 I got a lifetime Rosetta Stone license for $199.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (qFwJc)

164 So, where is that money really going? Teaching a language is a low cost endeavor. Rosetta Stone does it successfully and effectively for $159 per year.

Where da money?

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 05:06 PM (dIske)

Always in D pockets.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (dK+Kv)

165 >>He irritates me. His supporters irritate me. I couldn't sit at a table with the guy for five minutes. My disdain for cults of personality and hero worship demand I call out what I see as his bullshit.

>>I'd vote for him a fourth time. Best President in my lifetime. Only one that's been a Nationalist.

I have troubling news for you. If you voted for Trump 3 times and wish you could do it a 4th time, you are one of his supporters.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)

166 but in that era, there was very little intra-Asian mixing at all "

Still ain't much.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:09 PM (XuXeR)

167 I mean, the Japanese were very broad-minded when it came to raping conquered women. True democrats.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)


Dudes have different criteria than chicks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:09 PM (ExV1e)

168 Imma git me some fortified wine with my Border Enforcement Dividend.

Posted by: Likker Store, Here I Come at July 24, 2026 05:09 PM (JM9I6)

169 I am probably wrong, but if Trump really pounds the shit out the them soon, it could be over in 10-15 days.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM (qFwJc)
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It's a non-linear function, to be sure. You can have a front stagnate and then just collapse.

Iran has been blockaded for a long time. Hammering the bridges is going to wreck food, fuel, commerce, everything.

BTW, China is drawing down its SPR. That's a big win no one is talking about.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (ZOv7s)

170 The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.

Maybe that is why China is sitting quietly on the side-lines.

This sort of propaganda encourages the Iranians, I'm sure.

Just wait it out. Either when the stockpile is empty or Jan 20, 2029.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (U4c/V)

171 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Two chicks at the same time.

Posted by: Bosk at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (VMFAF)

172 The radio host self labels as libertarian and small government. He does dislike Trump for helping to primary out some "freedom caucus" or some such politicians. Personally I think some of those oh so principled very conservative politicians just talked a good game, always voting against bills that would limit gub'mint or cut spending a little bit because "we have to cut spending and red tape by way way more" while knowing full well that goal is unobtainable except by taking the teeny step and then working for the next teeny step.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 24, 2026 04:58 PM (PV+Zw)

sadly typical. The growth of communism or socialism in the Dems is totally ignored because 'ivory tower"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)

173 Always in D pockets.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (dK+Kv)
____________________

I'm only half joking. Specified language programs are not going to be a one on one process....which lowers the cost significantly. And, while I used Rosetta Stone as an example, that IS a one on one process and is still only an annual cost of under $160.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (dIske)

174 The military can't keep up the same pace of bombings & strikes indefinitely is the gist of it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
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That's because it's a lie. It's not true. No source, just anonymous sources.

Same old b.s. info ops. Why do people believe any of it?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:04 PM (ZOv7s)

Very much THIS! I don't think Trump would put us in that kind of dangerous situation.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (g8Ew8)

175 China is sending oil tankers to Alaska.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:10 PM (qFwJc)

176 Two chicks at the same time."

Tractor Supply is right over there...

*points

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:11 PM (XuXeR)

177 That's because it's a lie. It's not true. No source, just anonymous sources.

Same old b.s. info ops. Why do people believe any of it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:04 PM (ZOv7s)

I don't think it is, though.

It said that supplies of air-defense interceptors are under even greater strain, as the U.S. burns through a significant share of prewar inventories of THAAD, SM-3 missiles and Patriots. These weapons face production timelines of up to five years.

Remember, we and most NATO members sent these interceptors to Ukraine by the plane load.

I don't doubt we've expended tens of thousands ourselves since the start just defending our bases in the M.E.

So are we in dire straits at the moment?
I don't think so.

But nobody knows what the numbers actually are.
Five years is a long wait.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

178 American needs more Filipina hookers, clearly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM


The philippines can supply them by the tens of thousands. When we used to pull in to subic bay there would be enough hookers there to service the entire battle group. We are talking 7-8,000 or more pulled in from the country side to fvck what amounted to an entire carrier battle group for four to five days.


Pretty sure they could supply 30 or 40 thousand hookers at a moments notice if the money was right.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 05:11 PM (0N4FZ)

179 while this is the topic, can we cut out printing things in Spanish? 'Hecho in China' has got to be the stupidest required note ever printed.

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (8uzBS)

180 Libertarians just want to do drugs and boink underage girls.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (qFwJc)

181 What is the arsenal of the U.S.? That is not public information. Logistics, dear boy. Logistics. IMHO, the "truce" gave CENTCOM time to bring more weapons into the theater.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:07 PM (qFwJc)
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It takes a few weeks for munitions ships to arrive and unload, and that was why we had a ceasefire. Huge lots of munitions. Thousands of tons of ordnance. An endless supply of boxing gloves to use on Iran's face.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (ZOv7s)

182 Tractor Supply is right over there...

lol

Posted by: Bosk at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (VMFAF)

183
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 04:48 PM (Av6i5)

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I remember learning that the coolies who built the railroads were also effectively denied romance, marriage, sex lives. ChatGPT says Chinatowns contained large populations of aging unmarried men. It also reprimanded me for saying "coolies."

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (mmrXZ)

184 I saw some lefties trying to mock conservatives for thinking so very stupidly that poor, illegal immigrants were causing the price of houses to increase and the housing shortage.

Like, "ha, ha! You stuipids actually think some Mexican roofer is out-bidding you on that $1 million home?!! You so stupid."

These, of course, are the same smarties that can't understand why the price of new and used cars shot up after Cash for Clunkers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (3cUTc)

185 179 American needs more Filipina hookers, clearly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:05 PM


The philippines can supply them by the tens of thousands. When we used to pull in to subic bay there would be enough hookers there to service the entire battle group. We are talking 7-8,000 or more pulled in from the country side to fvck what amounted to an entire carrier battle group for four to five days.


Pretty sure they could supply 30 or 40 thousand hookers at a moments notice if the money was right.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 05:11 PM (0N4FZ)

I knew the LBFMs could do it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 05:12 PM (xcxpd)

186 So, where is that money really going? Teaching a language is a low cost endeavor. Rosetta Stone does it successfully and effectively for $159 per year.

Where da money?
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 05:06 PM (dIske)

It takes a modern educator to spend a billion dollars and fail to teach a single person. Then our elite colleges take over and actually destroy any native wit or common sense that escaped round 1.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)

187
The "ESL" (English as Second Language) students get preferential treatment, extra adult aids, special lessons, all in their language never once trying to teach them english.

Why is education so much money? That's just one reason.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (OkYzo)

188 155 OT: IMHO, Iran is well and truly fucked. They want to negotiate but already lost all credibility. Trump will not negotiate with them again. He already called them "liars and scum." He is going to pound them until they surrender unconditionally.

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Do not negotiate... eradicate

These shit bags have negotiated in bad faith for 50 years. They are not going to change. Congress and past administrations have enabled this behavior because it looks stately to negotiate.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (9CZQg)

189 163 I suppose there must have been some, but in that era, there was very little intra-Asian mixing at all -- Chinese stayed with Chinese, Japanese with Japanese, etc.,

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Av6i5)
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I mean, the Japanese were very broad-minded when it came to raping conquered women. True democrats.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


I guess I should edit my comment to say, "...in that era, there was very little intra-Asian-American mixing at all -- Chinese-American stayed with Chinese-American, Japanese-American with Japanese-American, etc." to exclude the rapey Imperial Japanese Army.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)

190 You can bet Northrup-Grumman and others are making bank.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (qFwJc)

191
But nobody knows what the numbers actually are.
Five years is a long wait.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)
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Sure they do. Trump knows, Hegseth knows, and those figure are grotesquely out of date. That's Obama-era production.

That's one of the tells - they are recycling old talking points spread by people who haven't worked there since 2025.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:14 PM (ZOv7s)

192 I knew the LBFMs could do it!"

There's an acronym I haven't seen in a while

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:14 PM (XuXeR)

193 Sorry if already mentioned:

From the WSJ:
Bahrain and Kuwait secretly sent jets to attack sites inside Iran, their first such direct retaliation against Tehran and an indication of the difficult position Arab states find themselves in as the war grinds on, people familiar with the matter said.

The airstrikes early this month targeted drone- and missile-storage depots, among other military sites, some of the people said. The United Arab Emirates—which attacked Iran multiple times early in the war—provided intelligence on targets and defensive air cover for the strikes in a sign of budding Arab cooperation in confronting Iran, those people said.

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To which I say; "about fucking time." The timeline was apparently early in July.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 05:14 PM (jehhT)

194
Why hasn't Ilhan Omar been investigated???

Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
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BREAKING: Ilhan Omar’s SISTER Has Been Linked to The “Feeding Our Future” Fraud Scandal

Sahra Noor runs a business that received a $2 million earmark while her sister, Ilhan, was a state representative and she founded a USAID-backed consulting group that “has secured more than $20 million in funding for health initiatives”

Her company was registered at the same address used by key figures charged in the scheme.

70 have been convicted in the scandal.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:14 PM (kX27y)

195 Watching the attorney in the Shiloh Hendrix case was amazing. Very rarely do attorneys blast judges like that because they frequently have to appear in front of the same judge in other cases. The judge sounds like an activist and was once a public defender.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 05:15 PM (NemxU)

196 191 You can bet Northrup-Grumman and others are making bank.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (qFwJc)

Is it an American company with American employees ? Then good...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:15 PM (S6LVb)

197 I guess I should edit my comment to say, "...in that era, there was very little intra-Asian-American mixing at all -- Chinese-American stayed with Chinese-American, Japanese-American with Japanese-American, etc." to exclude the rapey Imperial Japanese Army.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
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I was being a bit cute, but it also highlights the fact (as others noted) that racial purists are all about keeping the strain pure until they capture enemy women, and then half-breeds are just fine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:15 PM (ZOv7s)

198 Every employer you go after is a business you shut down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 05:15 PM (VPNgR)

199 The judge sounds like an activist and was once a public defender."

So a "C" student at best

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:16 PM (XuXeR)

200 AS has been said:

Eliminate the top 2% and your life would get very, very much worse in almost every way.

Eliminate the bottom 2% and almost every aspect of your life* will improve.

That the left pretends not to understand this is a big source of our problems.

Somehow, it's racist to understand that repatriating a permanent under-class, that's illiterate and mentally limited--if they work at all--to only menial jobs is a net-positive for the American citizen.

*unless, of course, you are the bottom 2%

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 05:16 PM (3cUTc)

201
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:14 PM (kX27y)

Benny Johnson blowing his hat off again.

"linked to" means nothing. Please bring me a conviction, a sentence, a fine -- AND A RECOVERED FRAUD DIVIDEND, waiter.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (mmrXZ)

202 racial purists are all about keeping the strain pure until they capture enemy women, and then half-breeds are just fine"

So, the adult "Harry Potter" series?

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (XuXeR)

203 I was being a bit cute, but it also highlights the fact (as others noted) that racial purists are all about keeping the strain pure until they capture enemy women, and then half-breeds are just fine.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:15 PM (ZOv7s)


Generally speaking, though, the half-breeds born to the raped women are not counted among the normal population. I don't think that a child born to a Korean "comfort woman" would be considered Japanese by most Japanese.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)

204 I have a funny personal story. My daughter works for N-G in Rancho Bernardo (part of San Diego)

I drove by the place a year ago and was delighted to see it was the same building in which I worked for NCR between 1978 and 1981.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (qFwJc)

205 Every employer you go after is a business you shut down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 05:15 PM (VPNgR)
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Well, if employers value their businesses, there's an easy way to avoid it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)

206 here's a movie for Latinx
youtu.be/DiJYhcUfEDw

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 05:18 PM (gKWVE)

207 I never got a job from a poor man.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:18 PM (qFwJc)

208 191 You can bet Northrup-Grumman and others are making bank.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:13 PM (qFwJc)

24-hour shifts and plenty of overtime.

Posted by: Bosk at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (VMFAF)

209 I remember learning that the coolies who built the railroads were also effectively denied romance, marriage, sex lives. ChatGPT says Chinatowns contained large populations of aging unmarried men. It also reprimanded me for saying "coolies."
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl


Yes, the same policy also applied to Chinese immigrants, for the same reason (women-->presumed prostitutes), but was less strictly enforced -- plus there was already a pre-existing mixed-gender Chinese population in California from the era before immigration was controlled, so although there was also an epidemic of lonely Chinese men, it wasn't as extreme as with the Filipino guys, since there were at least some mates available.

Also: Did ChatGPT issue a you a $250 fine for Hate Speech, or simply apply 25 lashes with a hickory switch?

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)

210 Generally speaking, though, the half-breeds born to the raped women are not counted among the normal population. I don't think that a child born to a Korean "comfort woman" would be considered Japanese by most Japanese.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)
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Obviously, and Joseph Conrad frequently refers to 'half-caste' people in his stories.

My point is that if you really want to keep your race pure, cranking out half-breeds is a funny way of doing it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)

211 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM

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Every remaining copy of F. Joe Mugabe's totally-not-ghostwritten memoir as a gift for border sex-trafficked children -- if we can still find any alive.

We're gonna need MOAR printings ...

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (LCdVS)

212 it was the same building in which I worked for NCR between 1978 and 1981"

California is looking at bit...weathered. The shiny bits when I was a kidlet are now...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR)

213 Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:08 PM

Oh, no, the "man who can't track of his handles" must separate himself from the horde of Trump supporters for whatever reason. He's more intelligent and not part of the undesirable crowd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:20 PM (rHgXV)

214 I have troubling news for you. If you voted for Trump 3 times and wish you could do it a 4th time, you are one of his supporters.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)


I view Trump a lot like I viewed NASCAR back when I used to go. Used to frustrate the shit out of me. But absolutely the best game in town.

Of this I am proud. Dildo is the one that always bans me. But Ace banned me the first thread when Trump announced. Because he thought it was idiotic. And I was in, early, telling him why I thought Trump would win.

We're obviously talking years ago. And I've still got The Jerry Garcia Band "Midnight Moonlight" on my Spotify. If you remember back that far.

Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 05:20 PM (RhUi2)

215 The upper classes would refrain from race mixing. Tommy the Brit soldier didn't care.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:21 PM (qFwJc)

216 Obviously, and Joseph Conrad frequently refers to 'half-caste' people in his stories.

My point is that if you really want to keep your race pure, cranking out half-breeds is a funny way of doing it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)

In pretty much all these societies there were plenty of strata of 'race pure' people who were in the wrong caste of society and were also persona non grata.

The US is one of the few places to have such a distinctively visible race and very weak class structure to base modern liberal's world view on.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (uhVAy)

217 That part of California looks just fine and dandy.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (qFwJc)

218 200 The judge sounds like an activist and was once a public defender."

So a "C" student at best
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 05:16 PM (XuXeR)

And Miss C Student wouldn't let the jury go home.

National Conservative
@NatCon2022
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5h
To get Shiloh Hendrix convicted, the judge refused to allow the jury to return home for a MISDEMEANOR trial.

This is completely unheard of.

Deliberations went on for OVER EIGHT HOURS until it was after 10PM and the rest of the jury caved because they wanted to go home.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (kX27y)

219 The upper classes would refrain from race mixing. Tommy the Brit soldier didn't care.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:21 PM (qFwJc)


The upper class only rapes women (or boys) of their own race.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (ExV1e)

220 I remember learning that the coolies who built the railroads were also effectively denied romance, marriage, sex lives. ChatGPT says Chinatowns contained large populations of aging unmarried men. It also reprimanded me for saying "coolies."

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl

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Hence the need for Opium Dens.

/Things I learned watching "Hell On Wheels" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (LCdVS)

221 The upper classes would refrain from race mixing. Tommy the Brit soldier didn't care.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:21 PM (qFwJc)

The Brits in India says no to that. They just didn't bring them home.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

222 Yes, the same policy also applied to Chinese immigrants, for the same reason (women-->presumed prostitutes), but was less strictly enforced -- plus there was already a pre-existing mixed-gender Chinese population in California from the era before immigration was controlled, so although there was also an epidemic of lonely Chinese men, it wasn't as extreme as with the Filipino guys, since there were at least some mates available.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)
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Not only that, but there were plenty of white guys suffering from Yellow Fever.

That's the funny thing about raving about white racism. Even the most racist southern planter was plowing through his slaves like a goat on Spanish Fly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (ZOv7s)

223 Ham and cheese kolaches or bust

Posted by: H at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (U+L0d)

224 Nood brandon

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (cSByu)

225 Clean up on Aisle 223.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (Av6i5)

226 Someone ban 223

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (S6LVb)

227 Years ago, I would get drunk and shitpost stuff that would be considered offensive.

I like to think that I am wiser now. I like to share my opinions, but I also try to always be respectful.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (qFwJc)

228 Deliberations went on for OVER EIGHT HOURS until it was after 10PM and the rest of the jury caved because they wanted to go home.

Does the court system pay mothers who have their children stranded at Day Care until after 10PM ? Or does she have to pay this new and uncontrolled expense out of her own pocket?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (nCgQz)

229
Did ChatGPT issue a you a $250 fine for Hate Speech, or simply apply 25 lashes with a hickory switch?
Posted by: zombie

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It has me seriously annoyed, and I'm about to answer in a very human way.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (mmrXZ)

230 To get Shiloh Hendrix convicted, the judge refused to allow the jury to return home for a MISDEMEANOR trial.

This is completely unheard of.

Deliberations went on for OVER EIGHT HOURS until it was after 10PM and the rest of the jury caved because they wanted to go home.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 05:22 PM (kX27y)

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Cruel AND Unusual.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (LCdVS)

231 The Brits in India says no to that. They just didn't bring them home.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)
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Yep. Col. Sir Reginald Pecker, VC, 6th Earl of Longwood probably left a half-dozen bastards during his 20 years in India.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

232 Obviously, and Joseph Conrad frequently refers to 'half-caste' people in his stories.

My point is that if you really want to keep your race pure, cranking out half-breeds is a funny way of doing it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 24, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)

Not really, you just define them as not part of the race anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)

233 We should use the Iranian assets to fund American drivers current gas costs!

Posted by: Goatweed at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (jK3NL)

234 Ham and cheese kolaches or bust

Chorizo and Egg ... also a must eat.

They're all good. God Bless those Old Mexican Women making them.

Posted by: I Can't Keep Track of my Own Sock Anymore at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (RhUi2)

235 216 The upper classes would refrain from race mixing. Tommy the Brit soldier didn't care.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:21 PM (qFwJc)
I guess we could find a few clues in nature.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 05:25 PM (LHPAg)

236 Daily Mail

dailymail.com › e-16002605 › white-woman-trial-black-autistic-boy-verdict.html
White woman is CLEARED after calling black autistic [REALLY???] boy, 8, the n-word ...
[autistic? HE WAS SHARP ENOUGH TO STEAL HER PURSE]
TodayShiloh Hendrix, 36, was caught on camera last August hurling vile slurs at a black boy and a bystander.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 05:27 PM (VPNgR)

237 Deliberations went on for OVER EIGHT HOURS until it was after 10PM and the rest of the jury caved because they wanted to go home.

Does the court system pay mothers who have their children stranded at Day Care until after 10PM ? Or does she have to pay this new and uncontrolled expense out of her own pocket?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (nCgQz)

Jurors get reimbursed about 10-20 bucks a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

238 Eliminate the top 2% and your life would get very, very much worse in almost every way.

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LOL

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (DbmIv)

239 ---
Well, if employers value their businesses, there's an easy way to avoid it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Fascist.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 05:29 PM (VPNgR)

240
Posted by: Go Ahead....Say It at July 24, 2026 05:23 PM (LGdxD)
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Very edgy, bro.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 05:32 PM (oqH4h)

241 Does the court system pay mothers who have their children stranded at Day Care until after 10PM ? Or does she have to pay this new and uncontrolled expense out of her own pocket?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 05:24 PM (nCgQz)

Unless it's some heartless judge she could probably get excused from jury duty.

But yeah, that does suck if it happens because I think jurors are paid minimum wage right?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

242 What are you going to buy with your Border Enforcement Dividend?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM

Two chicks at the same time.

Posted by: Peter's neighbor Lawrence at July 24, 2026 05:42 PM (TbWk/)

243 Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 05:18 PM (gKWVE)

Looks like AI

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 24, 2026 05:59 PM (wGerL)

Department of Education Ends Use of "Disparate Impact Analysis" to Conjure Up Phantom Cases of "Racism"

The left needs far more racism than actually exists, so they've created many tools to increase that supply. Not just the SPLC funding LARP white supremacists.

The left always needs grievances and they need a mechanism for using grievances to extort money and privileges from the rest of society. Crying "racism" over everything is a good mechanism.

But sometimes you need proof of racism, as in legal and quasi-legal procedures. But there is actually no racism present -- no one expressed any racist thoughts nor actually discriminated against anyone.

"Disparate impact analysis" was created to "prove" the existence of racism in the stubborn absence of any detectable racism. Instead of finding racism, the left needs only find that a law or prerequisite has a "disparate impact" on protected minorities. and then the system infers racism from the simple, non-racist fact that there are fewer black people in, say, science or tech.

If there are any requirements that serve as roadblocks to getting blacks into science or tech -- like the requirement of an actual degree in science or tech -- then that roadblock will have to be removed because of the "disparate impact" on blacks.

Trump's DOE is finally ditching the use of this fake metric to prove racism where none exits.

Education Dept. eliminates tool used to prove racial discrimination

Civil rights complaints against schools can no longer use data evaluations, called disparate impact analysis, as evidence of discrimination.

The Education Department on Thursday killed decades-old rules that have allowed statistical disparities to be used as proof of racial discrimination, the most recent move by the Trump administration to overhaul the government's enforcement of civil rights law.

The move follows years of conservative complaints about "disparate impact analysis," which incorporates use of data to show discrimination. Supporters say that discrimination is not always explicit and that data analysis is needed to uncover it.

Conservatives say that proving discrimination should require proof that someone intended to treat people differently and argue that when people are being judged by data, they feel pressure to make decisions based on racial quotas.

At the Education Department, disparate impact analysis has been used in recent years to evaluate allegations that students of color were discriminated against by examining data showing they were disciplined at higher rates than White students.

Oh, that is a cherished tool for confabulating "Racism" -- just assert, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that blacks do not misbehave or commit crimes at a level greater than that of other races and therefore, any disparity in arrests or discipline of blacks must be due to racism. Because what else is left? We ruled out any possibility that blacks commit crimes or misbehave at elevated rates. Therefore: Racism. Q.E.D.


The Education Department said Thursday that eliminating the data analysis will assure that schools can address discipline problems without fear of drawing a federal investigation.

"The left's notion of 'equity' should never prevent teachers from keeping their classrooms and students safe. With these changes, schools will be empowered to address classroom issues without fearing the federal government will weaponize antidiscrimination laws," Kimberly Richey, assistant secretary for civil rights, said in a statement.

The change was made without an opportunity for public comment, which is unusual for major regulatory action. The rules were announced on Thursday and took effect immediately.

...

Supporters of disparate impact analysis say it is a critical tool because finding "smoking gun" evidence to prove someone intended to discriminate is difficult. And even if the intent wasn't to discriminate, advocates say institutions should be held accountable for discriminatory effects.

It's difficult to prove "racism" in most instances because racism is not present in most instances.

And so we have to create a fake proxy definition of racism to find the racism that does not exist and can be shown to not exist by the complete lack of evidence for it.


Since the twin calamities of the election of Barack Obama and the death of a drug-dealing pig named George Floyd, schools and police have actually been avoiding arresting/disciplining black people.

In the UK, cops were advised not to arrest violet BLM or BAME (Black, "Asian" (meaning Muslim), Minority, or Ethnic) "protesters" for fear of triggering even more violence.

Police were warned against arresting violent BLM protesters who assaulted officers or caused criminal damage to avoid "triggering" them, a leaked document reveals.

An internal police risk assessment published during the Black Lives Matter protests of June 2020 warned officers of potential "trigger points" that might cause crowds to riot.

...

In the summer of 2020, dozens of police officers were assaulted by BLM activists across Britain, including some 62 in London alone.

According to a 2024 report by Lord Walney, the Government's independent adviser on political violence and disruption, officers were "kicked to the ground" and pelted with bottles and other missiles.

However, during the riots, police were told to "be mindful of possible increased tensions when interacting with the BAME community", and warned against arresting violent agitators.

This obviously goes on all the time in America. Rioters in Baltimore were given "space to destroy." Blue city majors continue taking no action whatsoever to stop violent trespasses during "teen takeovers," attempting to normalize rioting as something people will just have to accept as routine, like changes in the weather.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




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1 BLADE RACES TO FIRST LIKE A CHAMPION

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

2 This damn thing is still around.
Sigh
Nothing will happen.....

Or sexy robit teachers!
There's our compromise.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 24, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)

3 This is big, but not enough. Rules/regulations that can be rescinded can also be reinstated, and when reinstated, made worse and used with a vengeance.

This needs to be codified in an update to the various civil rights laws. Which, unfortunately, means that even if Johnson and the House pass it, the Senate will do jack squat.

Still, good news on a Friday, for however long this decision lasts.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 24, 2026 03:26 PM (KFbdf)

4 So the moral of the story is whether you are racist or not, you are still gonna be called racist.

Might as well just say nigger, then.

Posted by: Go Ahead....Say It at July 24, 2026 03:27 PM (LGdxD)

5 robot....

And man - it must suck to be a quality black with an American degree. Who'se going to believe you're not a DEI.

And asian students should be really pissed at blacks taking their spots.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 24, 2026 03:28 PM (Sco7b)

6 Why is the Fed DoE still a thing and not an empty building?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:29 PM (oUopv)

7 *sigh*

*wanders off*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 24, 2026 03:29 PM (IMPuq)

8 What will the NEA do without this reason it is ok for minority kids to beat up teachers?

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:29 PM (vFpe0)

9 It’s good news the Department of Education has ended using disparate impact analysis, but the concept has been embedded in so many school districts across the country that it’ll be nearly impossible to root it out everywhere unless it’s outlawed.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 03:30 PM (6ydKt)

10 Why does the Department Of Education even still exist?

Posted by: Just to be repetively redundant at July 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Ez/1)

11 Police were warned against arresting violent BLM protesters who assaulted officers or caused criminal damage to avoid "triggering" them, a leaked document reveals.


Since they were already burning and looting, I'm not sure what "triggering" would have done.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:30 PM (oUopv)

12 Punishment by clapping erasers. FOREVER.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2026 03:30 PM (nDXEV)

13 They call it hung for a sheep as a lamb. The more polite way of saying "it" I imagine....

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:31 PM (Nyq9f)

14 must suck to be a quality black with an American degree. Who'se going to believe you're not a DEI.

And asian students should be really pissed at blacks taking their spots."

Can you say "tribalism"? I can...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:32 PM (XuXeR)

15 I'd say by 5p EDT that a Hawaiian judge will rule that the DeptEd has to reinstate Disparate Impact

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 24, 2026 03:32 PM (k1E2D)

16 Another big problem with disparate impact is that it's just another statistical numbers crunch. And we all know how easy it is to manipulate statistical number crunches.

You could probably rig disparate impact calculations to show that the WNBA discriminates against ugly black rug munchers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

17 Why does the Department Of Education even still exist?"

We might have to get real jobs!

/local politicians

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:33 PM (XuXeR)

18 My kid always had practice after school every day, track, cc, lax, etc. About 6 pm a school bus would pull up front and fill up with all black kids. I asked my kid what's the deal and he said it was the after school detention bus. He and his friends called it Prison Bus. Pipeline.

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:34 PM (enNUy)

19 I liked the idea of lett8ng homeschooling parents take their share of the education budget.

Literally, a zero-sum game money-wise.

If public education goes completely retarded, which it has, let them make alternate arrangements. See what other, better systems develop.

And now I'll dream of my biologically female Chinese honeypot orgy.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 24, 2026 03:34 PM (Sco7b)

20 Why is the Fed DoE still a thing and not an empty building?

My understanding is that it's as close to that as the law allows. Actually eliminating it would require the Congress to do their jobs.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:35 PM (2ocoG)

21 British cops deserve @zzkickings

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 03:35 PM (jn6Kp)

22 This is good.

I'd love for Trump's DOJ to go after companies whose C suite openly congratulate themselves for their anti-white male hiring and firing practices.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 03:35 PM (mkw2N)

23 The absense of white cornerbacks is proof that the NFL discriminates against whites.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 24, 2026 03:36 PM (rJ48h)

24 I remember my school punishments clearly.

One day in ISS (In-School Suspension), never an actual suspension.

Too many times to count sitting in detention.

My wrist is still sore from all the lines I had to write 500 times each.

And at least a half-dozen times getting paddled, my favorite being that one Assistant Principal that kept a paddle with air-holes in his desk.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)

25 OT: the DNC just named South Carolina as the first state to hold their nomination election for the 2028 general because of diversity

Harris will be the nominee.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 24, 2026 03:36 PM (0hofl)

26 >>The change was made without an opportunity for public comment, which is unusual for major regulatory action. The rules were announced on Thursday and took effect immediately.


Was there any opportunity for public comment in the infamous Obama "dear colleague" letters, On of which weaponized Title Nein! to force schools to allow men into girls bathrooms and created tribunals against men for any sexual accusation? And the other which weaponized the disparate impact theory to prevent any punishment of blacks in schools?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 03:37 PM (mYMcJ)

27 Disparate Impact sounds like a Tom Cruise movie.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:37 PM (vFpe0)

28 20 Why is the Fed DoE still a thing and not an empty building?

My understanding is that it's as close to that as the law allows. Actually eliminating it would require the Congress to do their jobs.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:35 PM (2ocoG)

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Yup.

It requires acts of Congress to undo things created by acts of Congress. Department of Education was created by an Act of Congress under Jimmy Carter, the Department of Education Organization Act of 1979.

Still, fingers crossed that the fired experts starve and die in the ensuring period before a Democrat president ramps it back up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:37 PM (RWrid)

29 You know who else has suffered a lack of recognition as the last American auteur?

Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at July 24, 2026 03:37 PM (0sNs1)

30 Trump presser going on now.

FoxNews and CNN.
MS Now had a segment on lack of trust in the news media.
Apparently, Trump's fault.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 24, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)

31 Friendly Reminder.

Disparate Impact goes back to the 1964 Civil Rights Act. Before anybody starts bitching about how all the Millennials and Gen Z ruined everything.

Posted by: Friendly Reminder at July 24, 2026 03:38 PM (RhUi2)

32 25 OT: the DNC just named South Carolina as the first state to hold their nomination election for the 2028 general because of diversity

Harris will be the nominee.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 24, 2026 03:36 PM (0hofl)

======

False.

No one who performs embarrassingly in a previous primary can win the nomination in another primary year.

It is literally and completely impossible. Especially if the individual is considered a moron by most of the political establishment.

Excuse me, I've just been handed a note. Joe Biden previously lost embarrassingly in presidential primaries and was widely considered to be a moron by the political establishment and that means that he can't possibly even get close to the nomination in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (RWrid)

33 31.
That was so friendly I heard that in Mr. Roger's voice.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (vFpe0)

34 Disparate Impact sounds like a Tom Cruise movie.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:37 PM (vFpe0)

Or a Sharon Stone one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (wVcYX)

35 Was there any opportunity for public comment in the infamous Obama "dear colleague" letters, "

Of course there was. Everyone was allowed to express their gratitude to Teh Won...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (XuXeR)

36 Harris will be the nominee.

Kamala Harris, yesterday: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (2ocoG)

37 The Age Discrimination in Employment Act provides for disparate impact claims but employers can defend themselves from such a claim by showing the outcome is due to "reasonable factors other than age (RFOA)." A big problem with Title VII of the civil right act is it does not allow such a defense.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (2ap+5)

38 36 Harris will be the nominee.

Kamala Harris, yesterday: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (2ocoG)

======

"SLAY KWEEEN!"
-black women who will be close to a clear majority on their own in the SC primary electorate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (RWrid)

39 36.

Squawmala really knows how to ruin Friday nights.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:40 PM (vFpe0)

40 tony romo fumbled a fst last night

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 03:40 PM (gKWVE)

41 OT: the DNC just named South Carolina as the first state to hold their nomination election for the 2028 general because of diversity
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 24, 2026 03:36 PM


The other choice was Nevada for brownness. SC was chosen because black backlash was deemed more damaging than brown backlash.

A small, personal bottle of hot sauce could prove salvic for both groups, according to Hillary!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 03:40 PM (0sNs1)

42 Or a Sharon Stone one."

"Late night on Cinemax"

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:41 PM (XuXeR)

43 "SLAY KWEEEN!"
-black women who will be close to a clear majority on their own in the SC primary electorate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (RWrid)

I. Can't. Wait.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 24, 2026 03:41 PM (0hofl)

44 How does Harris know these pregnant people are women?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 03:41 PM (gKWVE)

45 43 "SLAY KWEEEN!"
-black women who will be close to a clear majority on their own in the SC primary electorate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (RWrid)

I. Can't. Wait.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 24, 2026 03:41 PM (0hofl)

=====

I'm mostly looking forward to her choosing Jasmine Crockett as her VP because she don't need no white man telling her what to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:42 PM (RWrid)

46 How does Harris know these pregnant people are women?

My favorite joke about that statement of hers so far is "She probably thinks it's the same woman getting pregnant every day".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:42 PM (2ocoG)

47 OT - big surprise. From the CA Post. Why do we even have this program?
--------------------------------
WASHINGTON — Oh, SNAP.

Fast-food chains, particularly in California, have raked in more than $524 million in taxpayer funds through the federal Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or SNAP, in the past three years, according to estimates from a group of lawmakers.

While government-subsidized SNAP is typically intended for at-home food and beverage consumption for low-income Americans, its Restaurant Meals Program component, a k a RMP, has expanded in many states since around 2019 and been loosened to allow participants to eat at chains such as Subway, McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, Dairy Queen.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 03:42 PM (kX27y)

48 You know who else has suffered a lack of recognition as the last American auteur?
Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at July 24, 2026 03:37 PM (0sNs1)

Hear, here! A true visionary!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 03:42 PM (wVcYX)

49 This has been around forever in one form or another. When we moved to NJ when I was in Middle School we had two principals, one was white and one was black. White kids got sent to the white principal and black kids to the black principal.

You can guess the "disparate outcome" for the same infractions.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 03:42 PM (viF8m)

50 Once again, to the consternation of all, I'd just like to take this moment to thank all those folks voting and in charge in the 60's ... you know, when things were so much sane and better ... for the turd that was the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

Thanks !!! Great job.

Posted by: Friendly Reminder at July 24, 2026 03:43 PM (RhUi2)

51 Harris has a disparate impact on my junk every time I hear her voice. I want my check.

Pretty sure her venom could be synthesized into a morning after pill.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:43 PM (vFpe0)

52 Here's a helpful post from Mia Farrow on BlueSky (@miafarrow.bsky.social)

"Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. -Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."

-- Anne Frank

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

53 Kamala Harris, yesterday: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

AOC - "daytime sex is a tool of the patriarchy! "

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:43 PM (XuXeR)

54 52 Here's a helpful post from Mia Farrow on BlueSky (@miafarrow.bsky.social)

"Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. -Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."

-- Anne Frank

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

=====

Sending Guatemalans to Guatemala is as bad as attempted Genocide of Europe's Jewry?

What's so bad about Guatemala? Is it some sort of shithole country?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:44 PM (RWrid)

55 I think we should just take a page out of the Left's book and change the meaning of the word racist.

Racist means "smells nice."


HEY, You're racist!!!

Thank you. I like your shirt.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 03:44 PM (dIske)

56 A falling anvil squashes all equally.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:45 PM (vFpe0)

57 I was not hungry but had to go to kitchen to put away a coffee mug.

So now I am having milk and cookies.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 03:45 PM (mYMcJ)

58 Disparate Impact goes back to the 1964 Civil Rights Act. Before anybody starts bitching about how all the Millennials and Gen Z ruined everything.
Posted by: Friendly Reminder at July 24, 2026 03:38 PM (RhUi2)

Every generation has had its share of Leftist assholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 03:45 PM (1z8ji)

59 At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. -Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared"

So... England, then?

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:45 PM (XuXeR)

60 Harris would probably win ghe SC primary handily.
But I still don’t think that means she’s the nominee.

Say she wins in SC, but then loses in Nevada, Iowa, and New Hampshire shortly thereafter.

At that point I think it’s back to a wide open race and the biggest Trump hating, smooth talking, socialist will win, which includes AOC and Newsom or some wildcard nobody can predict a year and a half away.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

61 Kamala Harris, yesterday: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

FALSE! Testosterone and sperm counts have fallen to dangerously low levels in America. Fortunately, us Schrute men have enormous reserves of both.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute at July 24, 2026 03:46 PM (wVcYX)

62 I think Trump should sign an EO designating all Americans as minorities.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:46 PM (vFpe0)

63 Here's a helpful post from Mia Farrow on BlueSky (@miafarrow.bsky.social)

So Hawt !!!

Posted by: Zombie Woodie Allen at July 24, 2026 03:46 PM (RhUi2)

64 More apropos of the last thread but I'm two steps behind on everything today -

To the point that we're sending off young women to college together useless degrees and STDs instead of married and having children at ages when they're at peak health and fertility, and the feminist anti-male, anti-marriage, anti-natalism propaganda... I wonder now if this relatively sudden push to call potential relationships between established men in their 30s and women in the younger age brackets "grooming," "pedophilic" or "gross/icky" is part of the agenda. Add shame and accusations of criminal sexual misconduct to something otherwise normal to further discourage marriage and reproduction, and keep young ladies on the progressive brainwashing path rather than marriage and motherhood.

Posted by: Late and OT, sorry at July 24, 2026 03:47 PM (TbWk/)

65 >>A big problem with Title VII of the civil right act is it does not allow such a defense.
__
Not true. If a plaintiff makes a prima facie showing of a disparate impact, the burden shifts to the defendant to show that the challenged practice is job-related to the position in question and consistent with a business necessity.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 24, 2026 03:47 PM (bNf8H)

66 60 Harris would probably win ghe SC primary handily.
But I still don’t think that means she’s the nominee.

Say she wins in SC, but then loses in Nevada, Iowa, and New Hampshire shortly thereafter.

At that point I think it’s back to a wide open race and the biggest Trump hating, smooth talking, socialist will win, which includes AOC and Newsom or some wildcard nobody can predict a year and a half away.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

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Iowa is further back in the calendar. In its place, the DNC moved up Michigan.

Nevada is small in terms of delegates, NH hasn't shown any ability to align with either major party in literally decades by this point.

And, besides, who are white progressives to invalidate the lived experiences of black women who are making their voices known in support of Kamala who just wasn't given a real chance last time because of old white man Biden?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:47 PM (RWrid)

67 San Quentin puts posters of Mia Farrow in the showers to prevent prison rape.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:48 PM (vFpe0)

68 Milk and CHOCOLATE CHIP cookies?
That's racist.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

69 Not true. If a plaintiff makes a prima facie showing of a disparate impact, the burden shifts to the defendant to show that the challenged practice is job-related to the position in question and consistent with a business necessity.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 24, 2026 03:47 PM (bNf8H)


Now how that's going to work, Frasier

Posted by: 90% of the Judges at July 24, 2026 03:48 PM (RhUi2)

70 Oh, and Iowa is a joke anyway. Buttigieg won Iowa in 2020, and literally no one gave a shit at the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:49 PM (RWrid)

71 Here's a helpful post from Mia Farrow on BlueSky

I still think it's both hilarious and sinister that the various European and Australian bans on social media for kids under 16 exclude BlueSky. Makes the true intent of the laws very, very clear.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

72 They will not want to telegraph the candidate. Trump is too good at what he does. He didn't win three national elections in a row by accident.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:49 PM (Nyq9f)

73 AOC - "daytime sex is a tool of the patriarchy! "
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:43 PM (XuXeR)
----
So much for afternoon delight....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 03:49 PM (FZ29D)

74 SLAY KWEEEN!"
-black women who will be close to a clear majority on their own in the SC primary electorate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (RWrid)

I. Can't. Wait.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 24, 2026 03:41 PM

YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!

Posted by: Z-snap and head bobble at July 24, 2026 03:49 PM (TbWk/)

75 71 Here's a helpful post from Mia Farrow on BlueSky

I still think it's both hilarious and sinister that the various European and Australian bans on social media for kids under 16 exclude BlueSky. Makes the true intent of the laws very, very clear.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

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I remember reading that this exception is not actually true, that BlueSky is listed as restricted for under aged people, at least in England.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:49 PM (RWrid)

76 There's a new racism chief in training called Ben Crump. Who's fanning the fires in Mississippi over a HS boy's death. The shell of Al Sharpton barely makes a shadow.

It is a sad case. Maybe there is more to it than a drowning and booze and sunshine and water. The kneeler Colin Kaepernick, not content with being a very bad footballer, paid for another autopsy. Which revealed nothing new and results will be released to a grand jury.

No idea what happened to this kid. Could he swim is my first question. The mostly white football friends who he boated 10mi into the Gulf with had to leave due to a faulty pump in the boat and asked him to go with them. He said no. Now no one knows and many questioned. There were over 100 college kids on that barrier island.

I have been on that island due to an unfortunate zoology course I had to take (and still don't know why) in college. There is nothing there but beach and a few trees. There are photos of Nolan smiling with his buddies, mostly white football friends.

It could not be an accidental drowning because he's black, this is Mississippi, and the paid racists want to stir the pot and enflame people. Don't know where Reggie Jackson is.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 03:49 PM (hzuYO)

77 Racist means "smells nice."
HEY, You're racist!!!
Thank you. I like your shirt.
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 03:44 PM


Then we demand to be called racist!

In fact, we want to be known as racist-racist !!

Posted by: Penguins and their projectile pooping at July 24, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

78 During a recent 15,000 person layoff at that River company, nobody with gray hair was left anywhere in my division.

Somehow all the green-haired septum-ringed children in pajamas survived the purge.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:50 PM (vFpe0)

79 So, correct me if I'm wrong, but disparate impact claims that the same action or policy applied equally to both blacks and whites will affect blacks differently.

So, they are stating that blacks are inherently incapable of understanding or adjusting to rules and regulations.

But somehow, whites are the racists.

Is that about it?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 03:51 PM (91ED/)

80 Cool with light rain ... that is a Riot Day ... gotta get the homies together and break some glass and loot some stores.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 03:51 PM (vbXSk)

81 Buttigieg won Iowa in 2020, and literally no one gave a shit at the time."

How could they?

*plug joke there

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:51 PM (XuXeR)

82 There's a new racism chief in training called Ben Crump. Who's fanning the fires in Mississippi over a HS boy's death.


And Karmelo Anthony.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:51 PM (oUopv)

83 I think if I was a chick, and I had married Woody Allen, I would change my name and go live on a remote island as a recluse.

And that is only the tip of what that retard has done to be ashamed of.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mYMcJ)

84 There's a new racism chief in training called Ben Crump. Who's fanning the fires in Mississippi over a HS boy's death. The shell of Al Sharpton barely makes a shadow.

Crump is a disgusting piece of shit. There isn't a single corpse he won't scramble on top of to spread lies and hate so he can make a buck.

Posted by: Seriously fuck that guy at July 24, 2026 03:52 PM (TbWk/)

85 I remember reading that this exception is not actually true, that BlueSky is listed as restricted for under aged people, at least in England.

I gather the UK walked back their exemption after Elon pointed it out, but it's still in place in other countries' versions.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

86
>>Education Dept. eliminates tool used to prove racial discrimination

==============

Edited: Education Dept. eliminates tool used to CONCOCT racial discrimination

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 03:53 PM (mmrXZ)

87 And, besides, who are white progressives to invalidate the lived experiences of black women who are making their voices known in support of Kamala who just wasn't given a real chance last time because of old white man Biden?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:47 PM (RWrid)

I think the Dem base outside of blacks in the south have gone coocoo for Cocoa Puffs with the DSA candidates and AOC will surprise people if she runs.

Attractive-Latina socialist is a better trade-off for those types than Indian-Jamaican drunk.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (6ydKt)

88 OT.
Tranny son murdered his mom in Laguna Beach - his social media photos are very disturbing.....

https://tinyurl.com/y2v5t2c3

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (kX27y)

89 new racism chief in training called Ben Crump"

"New"?

Okayyyyy

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (XuXeR)

90 -- Anne Frank

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

This was from Deadline weeks ago.

A musical and then Obama's Center of Doom would be quite the weekend.

"Slam Frank, the critically acclaimed and provocative new musical that reimagines Anne Frank’s story “through an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop lens,” will begin a limited engagement Off Broadway this September.

Previews begin at the Orpheum Theatre on September 17, exactly one year after the start of the developmental run that brought attention and praise to the musical conceived, composed and co-written by Andrew Fox with Joel Sinensky, and continue through November 30. Official opening night is October 4.

The musical, directed by Sam LaFrage, played to sold out houses during its developmental presentation at Asylum NYC."

Inspired by a viral Twitter thread that asked, “Did Anne Frank ever acknowledge her white privilege?”, Slam Frank imagines what happens when a progressive community theater company decides to transform Anne Frank’s story into an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop musical.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (Sco7b)

91 I was out on the West Coast, tryin' to make a buck
And things didn't work out, I was down on my luck
Got tired of roamin' and bummin' around
So I started thumbin' back East, toward my hometown

Posted by: My encounter with "phantom racism" at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (mYMcJ)

92 @79

>>But somehow, whites are the racists.

The 40-yard dash has a disparate impact on whites than blacks, I don't see the NFL using disparate impact analysis when selecting corners.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)

93 When the US breaks up, I would like my new country to issue an edict right out of the gate: we will be giving people who want out some free $$$ to get on down the ol' dusty trail to one of the new Communist countries.

But understand if you stay here, that we're expressly forbidding transfer payments from our Treasury to any citizen, ever again... welfare is against the law at the Constitutional level after this. You'll have to hack it on your own from here on out.

That ought to cut out all these cancerous professional gimmedats, across the board.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (BI5O2)

94 87 I think the Dem base outside of blacks in the south have gone coocoo for Cocoa Puffs with the DSA candidates and AOC will surprise people if she runs.

Attractive-Latina socialist is a better trade-off for those types than Indian-Jamaican drunk.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (6ydKt)

======

DSA candidates got destroyed in the Democrat primaries in AZ just this week.

It's a deep blue enclave thing, and not really anywhere else.

Which is why El-Sayed, if he wins the nomination in MI, will probably end up losing the general.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (RWrid)

95 What's so bad about Guatemala? Is it some sort of shithole country?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:44 PM (RWrid)

Well, yes, but only if you are Mayan. If you are Hispanic, it is a dream come true. But of course, that's racist....

here we go again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 03:55 PM (91ED/)

96 95
here we go again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 03:55 PM (91ED/)

======

Mamma mia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:55 PM (RWrid)

97 It could not be an accidental drowning because he's black, this is Mississippi, and the paid racists want to stir the pot and enflame people. Don't know where Reggie Jackson is.

He's a black kid. Obviously couldn't swim. I blame the White Kids just a little bit.

Its like Rocky from Project Hail Mary. I love that little guy. I assume he can't swim. Just look at 'em. I wouldn't even fill a sink if Rocky was hanging out.

I'd love to hang out with Rocky. He's cool. We never meet Adrian.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 03:56 PM (RhUi2)

98 Damn!! Those pictures!! Don't look!!

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:56 PM (enNUy)

99 Disparate outcome.

>>@C_3C_3
·
15m
>>Did you know not 1 rioter that burned down Minnesota for weeks during the BLM riots was sentenced for disorderly conduct?

>>If arrested their charges were dropped.

>>But…

>>Shiloh Hendrix was sentenced.

>>Insane.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 03:56 PM (viF8m)

100 85 I remember reading that this exception is not actually true, that BlueSky is listed as restricted for under aged people, at least in England.

I gather the UK walked back their exemption after Elon pointed it out, but it's still in place in other countries' versions.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)
_________________________________

Doesn't their brand new "Online Safety Act" restrict anyone under 16 from accessing social media? I know Canada is trying to push that through. It's a backdoor to require users to provide authentic documentation of who they are so they can be tracked online. Pretending to "protect" the children to institute a control mechanism on everyone.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 03:57 PM (dIske)

101 97.
Elliot Page will play Adrian in the sequel.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:57 PM (vFpe0)

102 Tranny son murdered his mom in Laguna Beach"

Hmm. Not really a surprise there...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:57 PM (XuXeR)

103 88 OT.
Tranny son murdered his mom in Laguna Beach - his social media photos are very disturbing.....

https://tinyurl.com/y2v5t2c3
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (kX27y)

He seems nice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 03:57 PM (91ED/)

104 I always wondered why The Klan didn't just chip in to build Public Pools in the Projects.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 03:57 PM (RhUi2)

105 Shiloh Hendrix was sentenced.

>>Insane.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 03:56 PM (viF8m)

Start arresting rap stars.

Today.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (0hofl)

106 >>Shiloh Hendrix was sentenced.

>>Insane.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 03:56 PM (viF8m)

And the Somali rapist who urged Hendrix to use the N word as he filmed her in the playground was let off.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (kX27y)

107 And man - it must suck to be a quality black with an American degree. Who'se going to believe you're not a DEI.

And asian students should be really pissed at blacks taking their spots.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 24, 2026 03:28 PM (Sco7b)


Orientals (the Asians who aren't Indian, or Turkish, or Arab, or Persian, or Caucasian, or...) account for ~7% of the US population and, yet, they have only accounted for 1.4% of the players in the WNBA. Racism is the only possible reason.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (ExV1e)

108 78 During a recent 15,000 person layoff at that River company, nobody with gray hair was left anywhere in my division.

Somehow all the green-haired septum-ringed children in pajamas survived the purge.
Posted by: sifty boones

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I once started working at a big Silicon Valley firm, and a few weeks later I joined a bible study of employees, in one of the conference rooms, but early before work.

A couple weeks later there was a layoff and I think I was the only one in the group that survived. It was scary. Many were very competent. I think I survived because I was very new, and also already very highly regarded as an engineer.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (mYMcJ)

109 Tranny. Guy to fat as fuck girl in a thong. Did I say fat fat fat fat as fuck. Save yourself. Don't look.

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (enNUy)

110 104.
Sadly, The Klan could have saved a ton of time by just donating to Planned Parenthood.

Both have the same goal.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:59 PM (vFpe0)

111 109 Tranny. Guy to fat as fuck girl in a thong. Did I say fat fat fat fat as fuck. Save yourself. Don't look.
Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (enNUy)

My husband almost puked when he saw the photos.

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 03:59 PM (kX27y)

112 >>Tranny son murdered his mom in Laguna Beach - his social media photos are very disturbing.....

Looks like his real issue was trans fats.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:00 PM (viF8m)

113 Why does the Department Of Education even still exist?
Posted by: Just to be repetively redundant at July 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Ez/1)


Because Congress created it, despite having no Constitution mandate to do so, and funded it and the Executive is required to spend any money that Congress explicitly directs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:00 PM (ExV1e)

114 I identify as a rapper now.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:00 PM (vFpe0)

115 Sadly, The Klan could have saved a ton of time by just donating to Planned Parenthood.

Free Range Days. Throw in a Hi-Point and a box of 9mm.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:00 PM (RhUi2)

116 Ya know, there are no black athletes in Olympic ski jumping. Disparate Impact!

Posted by: Cool Runnings at July 24, 2026 04:00 PM (wVcYX)

117 89 new racism chief in training called Ben Crump"

"New"?

Okayyyyy
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (XuXeR)
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My dear man, not brand spanking new, but he wants to rise above Jackson and Sharpton as the go to flame man. They will someday die off and racism needs a chief to march and scream skin color.

This boy had many white friends, as that's how it's been since the late '70's and '80's but good news is never reported. I am from MS and sort of know this personally.

Sorry you misunderstood. I would say bite moi but it is Friday, and I am also not sure if you are my friend or a turdpile under that nic.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 04:01 PM (hzuYO)

118 115.
Hi-Point needs to market a gold-plated pistol with the sights on the side.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:02 PM (vFpe0)

119 Kamala Harris, yesterday: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (2ocoG)


I would support taxpayer funded sterilization of leftist women, and men.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:02 PM (ExV1e)

120 If I were Emperor for a Day ? I'd create a Civil Rights Act.

Give all these black kids a life jacket. At least a pair of floaties. Something.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:02 PM (RhUi2)

121 111 109 Tranny. Guy to fat as fuck girl in a thong. Did I say fat fat fat fat as fuck. Save yourself. Don't look.
Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (enNUy)

My husband almost puked when he saw the photos.
Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 03:59 PM (kX27y)


Think I'll pass and take your word for it.

"Trannies Kill" should be a bumper sticker with rainbows and glitter.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 04:03 PM (hzuYO)

122 112 >>Tranny son murdered his mom in Laguna Beach - his social media photos are very disturbing.....

Looks like his real issue was trans fats.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:00 PM (viF8m)

That may be the best comment all day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 04:03 PM (91ED/)

123 Tranny. Guy to fat as fuck girl in a thong. Did I say fat fat fat fat as fuck. Save yourself. Don't look.
Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (enNUy)

It's horrific. Probably was on estrogen - causes men to blob out and grow tits like that. It's all self-mutilation as far as I'm concerned, and not something to promote.

Posted by: Give the cutters tax-funded razor blades at July 24, 2026 04:03 PM (TbWk/)

124 The guy posting on X as Officer Tatum is investigating the Nolan Wells story. Here's a link to the first part

https://tinyurl.com/4h4r4b9v

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2026 04:03 PM (bkuEU)

125 Ya know, there are no black athletes in Olympic ski jumping. Disparate Impact!

Posted by: Cool Runnings at July 24, 2026 04:00 PM (wVcYX)

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[NOT Rayciss:] Rep. Steve Cohen, a white Democrat from Tennessee, was refused membership in the Congressional Black Caucus in 2007.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 04:04 PM (hXKAn)

126 Which is why El-Sayed, if he wins the nomination in MI, will probably end up losing the general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (RWrid)

Interesting story going around of this old lady in Michigan living in a trailer out in the woods because her apartment burned.

An online journalist up there found her name on ActBlue records as having given $150,000 to El-Sayed.

She said, “I was sending him five dollars every now andvthem but no way in hell $150,000.”

Now ActBlue still doing the donor fraud is for sure interesting, but I was more confused about why this old white lady living off her Social Security in a camper out in the boonies was giving to El-Sayed to begin with? Why vote gor a muslim radical?
She just thought he was handsome?

To quote a former president:
I don’t get it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

127 Disparate Impact ... Racism is the cause for black criminal convictions -- But let a couple white girls do well in the 75% black WNBA -- and white girls must be punished.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 04:04 PM (vbXSk)

128 Sadly, The Klan could have saved a ton of time by just donating to Planned Parenthood.

Both have the same goal.
Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:59 PM (vFpe0)

Margaret Sanger actually made a presentation to the Klan, or Klan women, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (1z8ji)

129 My Dad served with too many black dudes in Vietnam for us kids to get away with being racist. I'd have gotten the living shit beat out of me.
He taught us to hate people one at a time, not in groups. But play the odds as they are, not how you want them to be. As it should be.

Fathers are important.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (vFpe0)

130 BAME (Black, "Asian" (meaning Muslim), Minority, or Ethnic)

'cause BMME just sounds stupid.

Posted by: InZona at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (5y2L0)

131 What's so bad about Guatemala? Is it some sort of shithole country?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:44 PM (RWrid)


The people are starving. -- 300 pound, 5 foot, Guatemalan woman who 'walked' to the US.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (ExV1e)

132 "Disparate impact" is actually sort of beautiful in a way.

It perfectly expresses the lawless, totalitarian social engineering obsession that has displaced, for the most part, all the laboriously developed historically unique or distinctive treasures of our civic culture and tradition.

Results must be "equal", or look the same. It's all about results, and individuals aren't individuals - the actual building block of both our legal system and culture - they're members of a "class" or "group". South Africa under apartheid, or if you prefer a softer version Malaysia, even Singapore a bit.

And that such an absurdly pernicious concept survived for a nanosecond in the "courts" redundantly confirmed the hollow, collapsed nature of the institutions and mindset that once made the US unique in a good way.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (U/Byj)

133 A tranny with 24 hour care. The article doesn't explain. Someone observing should've taken away the camera.

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (enNUy)

134 Troons will soon lose the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (rJ48h)

135 Wait, I thought Disparate Impact was just another direct to DVD Seagal movie.

Posted by: Speaking of fat at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (TbWk/)

136 If Michael Jordan took off from a ski jump in 2000 he might still be airborne, circling the globe like a satellite.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (viF8m)

137 123 Tranny. Guy to fat as fuck girl in a thong. Did I say fat fat fat fat as fuck. Save yourself. Don't look.
Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (enNUy)

It's horrific. Probably was on estrogen - causes men to blob out and grow tits like that. It's all self-mutilation as far as I'm concerned, and not something to promote.
Posted by: Give the cutters tax-funded razor blades at July 24, 2026 04:03 PM (TbWk/)

Dude must have shoved his wedding tackle so far up his ass he was fucking himself to take a photo in a thong.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 04:06 PM (91ED/)

138 "Trannies Kill" should be a bumper sticker with rainbows and glitter.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 04:03 PM (hzuYO)

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That would make for a good NASCAR sponsor nowadays.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 04:06 PM (hXKAn)

139
So, correct me if I'm wrong, but disparate impact claims that the same action or policy applied equally to both blacks and whites will affect blacks differently.

Posted by: tcn

================

I think it's not just policies and actions. Climate change, seasonal flu, rabid squirrels all have a **disparate impact** on women and POC.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:07 PM (mmrXZ)

140 >>Tranny son murdered his mom in Laguna Beach - his social media photos are very disturbing.....

Looks like his real issue was trans fats.
Posted by: JackStraw
......

Well, the motive is surely not that his mom wouldn't feed him.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 04:07 PM (UjdFS)

141 Oh and Officer Tatum, who I think has left the force, is black. He went on site with one of the friends to get an idea of what happened. It's different than the story being pushed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2026 04:07 PM (bkuEU)

142 Kamala Harris, yesterday: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."
-----

If they are unmarried, then it is a behavioral issue. Oh, wait...is that a white supremacy assertion?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 04:07 PM (XeU6L)

143 He taught us to hate people one at a time, not in groups. But play the odds as they are, not how you want them to be. As it should be.

Your dad was practical.

This topic rolls up here now and then. Its controversial. So lets do it again.

A big part of Modern Life is everybody screaming and straining to pretend Groups don't act as Groups.

Muslims, as a group, are going to blow up shit. Blacks, as a group, are going to give the Police something to do. Whites are going to work and scold. And on and on.

As groups. Individuals exist. But groups also exist.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:08 PM (RhUi2)

144 "Disparate impact" is actually sort of beautiful in a way.

It perfectly expresses the lawless, totalitarian social engineering obsession that has displaced, for the most part, all the laboriously developed historically unique or distinctive treasures of our civic culture and tradition.

Results must be "equal", or look the same. It's all about results, and individuals aren't individuals - the actual building block of both our legal system and culture - they're members of a "class" or "group". South Africa under apartheid, or if you prefer a softer version Malaysia, even Singapore a bit.

And that such an absurdly pernicious concept survived for a nanosecond in the "courts" redundantly confirmed the hollow, collapsed nature of the institutions and mindset that once made the US unique in a good way.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:05 PM (U/Byj)

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Righteous rant, rhomboid.

"Human beings are born with different capacities. If they are free, they are not equal. And if they are equal, they are not free."

-- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 04:09 PM (hXKAn)

145 OT: @Breaking911
5h
A multi-state manhunt is underway for Isabelle Johnson, a Florida murder suspect investigators describe as “highly dangerous and manipulative.” Authorities believe she may have cut and dyed her hair to change her appearance while fleeing between states.


We just saw her on the last thread!

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 04:09 PM (+ffGB)

146 Blacks and women being victimized again? Must be an election year! Or a day ending in y....

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 04:09 PM (Nyq9f)

147 There was a joke in the late '60's about very elderly white folks giving to the Black Panthers, thinking they were a wildlife organization.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 04:09 PM (wVcYX)

148 142 Kamala Harris, yesterday: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."
-----

If they are unmarried, then it is a behavioral issue. Oh, wait...is that a white supremacy assertion?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 04:07 PM (XeU6L)

Kammie is childless. What in hell does she know about women getting pregnant? She chose another path, apparently.

And what, pray tell, is the big issue? Babies are a problem? As Reagan noted, the people who are supporters of abortion all got to be born first.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 04:09 PM (91ED/)

149 129 My Dad served with too many black dudes in Vietnam for us kids to get away with being racist.

Posted by: sifty boones

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I grew up with some exposure to blacks (which was unusual for the time and place) and understood that people are people.

I always thought that most racism comes from people with no exposure to said race, but something has changed lately -- they forced exposure and then forced white to be in an inferior, defensive, and even subservient position. This has made things much worse. Then that shitheel obama came along and weaponized it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 24, 2026 04:10 PM (mYMcJ)

150 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2026 04:10 PM (nDXEV)

151
why this old white lady living off her Social Security in a camper out in the boonies was giving to El-Sayed to begin with? Why vote gor a muslim radical?
She just thought he was handsome?

Posted by: SpeakingOf

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Every time I rant about the threat of the DSA and their careful selection of candidates, I say "physically attractive" at least once.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:11 PM (mmrXZ)

152 "Disparate impact" is actually sort of beautiful in a way.

Their solutions create the problem they're solving. They are geniuses at it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 04:11 PM (+ffGB)

153 According to Democrats, the black race are either victims of racism and slavery, or had some chicks who secretly invented the space shuttle. Or both. And that's it.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 04:12 PM (Nyq9f)

154 My dear man, not brand spanking new, but he wants to rise above Jackson and Sharpton as the go to flame man. "

He's already the "go to" esq. Mainstream coverage isn't the same nowadays....

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:12 PM (XuXeR)

155 I think it's not just policies and actions. Climate change, seasonal flu, rabid squirrels all have a **disparate impact** on women and POC.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:07 PM (mmrXZ)

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You left out cancer.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 04:12 PM (hXKAn)

156 Why aren't Jews owed reparations for slavery?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 04:12 PM (Nyq9f)

157 As groups. Individuals exist. But groups also exist.
Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:08 PM (RhUi2)

I believe it comes from experience, i.e., the usual suspects here who denigrate "women" as a group but somehow think that doesn't matter to the 'ettes who are routinely lumped in with those "women" they dislike.

I would say about 1/4 of blacks are the problem population.

Likewise, I would say about 60% of women are the problem population.

Both of those groups exist, but saying all blacks are always the problem is simply false, just as saying all women are idiots or vote poorly or whatever today's trope is all about is simply false. THOSE women might indeed be problematic, but the rest of us resent being lumped into that "group."

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 04:13 PM (91ED/)

158 126 Which is why El-Sayed, if he wins the nomination in MI, will probably end up losing the general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (RWrid)

Interesting story going around of this old lady in Michigan living in a trailer out in the woods because her apartment burned.

An online journalist up there found her name on ActBlue records as having given $150,000 to El-Sayed.

She said, “I was sending him five dollars every now andvthem but no way in hell $150,000.”

Now ActBlue still doing the donor fraud is for sure interesting, but I was more confused about why this old white lady living off her Social Security in a camper out in the boonies was giving to El-Sayed to begin with? Why vote gor a muslim radical?
She just thought he was handsome?

To quote a former president:
I don’t get it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

Never underestimate liberal white women's dusky male fantasies.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 24, 2026 04:13 PM (k1E2D)

159 You left out cancer."

And Windows 11

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:14 PM (XuXeR)

160 156 Why aren't Jews owed reparations for slavery?
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 04:12 PM (Nyq9f)

Because Egypt is broke?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 04:14 PM (91ED/)

161 Inspired by a viral Twitter thread that asked, “Did Anne Frank ever acknowledge her white privilege?”, Slam Frank imagines what happens when a progressive community theater company decides to transform Anne Frank’s story into an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop musical.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 24, 2026 03:54 PM (Sco7b)

This is vomit making on so many, many levels. F*ck these people.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2026 04:14 PM (k9OZB)

162 "Disparate impact" is actually sort of beautiful in a way.

Their solutions create the problem they're solving. They are geniuses at it.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 04:11 PM (+ffGB)


Only because, honestly - of the rest of us. That's a misuse of pro-noun. Because I'm not Us.

But that shakes out to You. And most of You just can't stand to not jump in and fix the mess. Like following a dog and scooping up the shit 24/7.

A big problem with Modern Conservatism American Style is the refusal to just mind your own business and let people suffer a lot, even it means yourself is inconvenienced a little.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:14 PM (RhUi2)

163 According to Democrats, the black race are either victims of racism and slavery, or had some chicks who secretly invented the space shuttle. Or both. And that's it.
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 04:12 PM (Nyq9f)


Blacks in America are held back by systemic racism and I will spare no effort to lift up (almost) every one. -- James Talarico, ally

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:14 PM (ExV1e)

164 Why aren't Jews owed reparations for slavery?
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 04:12 PM (Nyq9f)


Egypt gots no money.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:15 PM (ExV1e)

165 Why aren't Jews owed reparations for slavery?"

Hush now.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)

166 He's a black kid. Obviously couldn't swim. I blame the White Kids just a little bit.

Its like Rocky from Project Hail Mary. I love that little guy. I assume he can't swim. Just look at 'em. I wouldn't even fill a sink if Rocky was hanging out.

I'd love to hang out with Rocky. He's cool. We never meet Adrian.
Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 03:56 PM (RhUi2)
***********
It's never been mentioned if he could swim and/or if life jackets were on the boat. The boat he arrived in was leaking and pulled back to land and he chose to stay.

We are talking about HS seniors partying with college kids and a lot of beer and sunshine.

Beer/sunshine=dehydration and a faster buzz from the beer. Maybe he got drunk and wandered off.

He could learn to swim as anyone can. I have no idea. I'm a great and strong swimmer after decades of swimming daily. However, if I had enough to drink, and got super hot in the sun, I'm sure I could still drown.

There were a few tents from photos I saw with the kids. Otherwise the shade is from trees away from the beach. No restrooms, etc. Bring your own stuff.

I have been on this rather desolate island and also Ship Island in college.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 04:15 PM (hzuYO)

167 >>> 45 43 "SLAY KWEEEN!"
-black women who will be close to a clear majority on their own in the SC primary electorate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:39 PM (RWrid)

I. Can't. Wait.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 24, 2026 03:41 PM (0hofl)

=====

I'm mostly looking forward to her choosing Jasmine Crockett as her VP because she don't need no white man telling her what to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:42 PM (RWrid)

The HELL you say!!!!!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 24, 2026 04:15 PM (vDZgA)

168 Kamala Harris, yesterday: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

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Isn't it time to mandate some common-sense assault-ejaculation control?

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 04:15 PM (hXKAn)

169 Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

_________________________

I can tell you exactly how that old lady popped up with the $150,000 to her name. She lived in an apartment complex before the fire. So they used her address, and then applied a bunch of different donations under different names and used Apt #'s to make it look legit and legal....but then, oops, a fire causes her to move to a singular address without apartments and the total gets listed only to her.

In short, they used her name as the owner of a residence who rented out rooms and when she was forced to moves, all of a sudden they couldn't justify the Apartments and it triggered the system as a $150,000 donation just from her.

That's one of the techniques ActBlue uses. It's why there are a bunch of illegals registered to vote, but seldom vote. It's all about the apartments they can assign to their listed address.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 04:16 PM (dIske)

170 168.
Peter North hardest hit.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:16 PM (vFpe0)

171 Likewise, I would say about 60% of women are the problem population.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 04:13 PM (91ED/)


Yet you wrote another paragraph after that. Exactly my point. If 60% are the problem, I'm not interested in calling balls and strikes.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:17 PM (RhUi2)

172 Disparate impact literally manufactures racism. It begins with the conclusion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 04:17 PM (JvZF+)

173 My son married a Passport Babe -- that's an Asian babe trying to escape her microdick countrymen.

So far they've given me two beautiful grandchildren.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 04:17 PM (bX16E)

174 Peter North hardest hit.
Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:16 PM (vFpe0)


Well... and his co-star.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:17 PM (ExV1e)

175 Yet you wrote another paragraph after that. Exactly my point. If 60% are the problem, I'm not interested in calling balls and strikes.
Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:17 PM (RhUi2)

As if you would know balls if you saw them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 04:18 PM (91ED/)

176 And Windows 11

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:14 PM (XuXeR)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 04:18 PM (hXKAn)

177
He's already the "go to" esq. Mainstream coverage isn't the same nowadays....
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:12 PM (XuXeR)

It is very possible that I simply don't always pay attention to anyone named Crump. I only noticed due to it being MS, Sharpton and the kneeling loser with an afro.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 04:18 PM (hzuYO)

178 I have been on the receiving end of racial violence but that taught me not to hate what's on the outside but whats on the inside.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 04:19 PM (abScH)

179 Inspired by a viral Twitter thread that asked, “Did Anne Frank ever acknowledge her white privilege?”, Slam Frank imagines what happens when a progressive community theater company decides to transform Anne Frank’s story into an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop musical.

If this was a comedy about a woke theater company doing that it could be funny. But I assume they’re serious.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 04:19 PM (QZThv)

180 Beer/sunshine=dehydration and a faster buzz "

This. A hot, sunny day on the water and my limit is... one. That's it....

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:19 PM (XuXeR)

181 174.

I had absolutely no doubt that someone would get this.
There is comfort in that.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 04:20 PM (vFpe0)

182 Not here much but seems a bit early for the shift by the commenter with daddy issues and a pristine ignorance of the matters he pronounces on with such assurance.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 04:20 PM (U/Byj)

183
Looks like his real issue was trans fats.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 04:00 PM (viF8m)

That may be the best comment all day.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 04:03 PM (91ED/)

I'll second that!

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 04:20 PM (kX27y)

184 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 24, 2026 04:13 PM (k1E2D)

I don't even think liberal white women would find El- Sayed attractive. it's not as if he's Mamdani who IMO , is attractive. He Just smiles in a very fake way and too much. If they're sending him money it's because they support his DSA agenda and stupidly want to be kind to Muslims running for office . Even when I was a liberal I woukd never have voted for a Muslim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:20 PM (G7WXk)

185 Did Anne Frank ever acknowledge her white privilege?

Was she supposed to acknowledge that to the famously diverse Nazis?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:20 PM (ExV1e)

186 I had absolutely no doubt that someone would get this"

Come again?

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 04:21 PM (XuXeR)

187 What the fuck are the Egyptians gonna pay me with? Sand?

It's not as if they can give me a slave. Arabs don't work.

I guess they could give me z precious artifact from a prior civilization that was worth a plugged nickel. I'll take one of those cool King Tut masks, please and thank you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 04:22 PM (BI5O2)

188 As if you would know balls if you saw them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2026 04:18 PM (91ED/)


To paraphrase my cousin ... which started a decent sized bar fight at the time ... I got a quarter that says you can't get 'em both in your mouth.

It's a great story. We're just drinkin'. His recent ex walks past, and I don't know why the bitch felt the need, but she says real loud "there's the little cocked bastard".

And he retorted and there we went.

Posted by: Come On at July 24, 2026 04:22 PM (RhUi2)

189 Nood border.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 04:23 PM (nbLIj)

190 I'll take one of those cool King Tut masks, please and thank you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 04:22 PM (BI5O2)


You can get one for under a hundred. https://tinyurl.com/bdeh7cya

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 04:23 PM (ExV1e)

191 Never underestimate liberal white women's dusky male fantasies.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 24, 2026 04:13 PM (k1E2D)

Either that or she watches MS NOW & CNN religiously and think she has to stop the genocide of Muslims by putting one in the senate.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:24 PM (6ydKt)

192 I see that the "Most of you" ( got it wrong, are not as smart as I am, etc" ) is here under his latest handle. Suuuuuuper!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:24 PM (G7WXk)

193 Imagine how nice things would be if logic and reason could prevail. Students act up they're out of school. People break laws they go to jail and pay restitution or pull weeds until they have worked it off. Pay for your own schooling. Pay for your own groceries or rely on private charity, not government handouts.

You could have a pretty nice society.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 04:24 PM (n5tGW)

194 An article just came up on my news feed that said Jewish groups in Michigan are already donating to Rogers . These are groups that usually vote Dem.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 04:25 PM (NemxU)

195 That's one of the techniques ActBlue uses. It's why there are a bunch of illegals registered to vote, but seldom vote. It's all about the apartments they can assign to their listed address.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 04:16 PM (dIske)

There should be a team in the DOJ already working on it.
It's blatant what ActBlue has been doing for years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 04:26 PM (6ydKt)

196
I'm mostly looking forward to her choosing Jasmine Crockett as her VP because she don't need no white man telling her what to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Ooohh, let's have fun. Pete Buttigieg? AOC? Jon Ossoff?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:26 PM (mmrXZ)

197 NOOD

TJM





is going to gloat because get this, ejecting immivaders reduces demand and therefore cost

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 04:28 PM (vDZgA)

198
25 OT: the DNC just named South Carolina as the first state to hold their nomination election for the 2028 general because of diversity

Harris will be the nominee.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 24, 2026 03:36 PM

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The precedent of using massive cheating to install a low-IQ nonsense-babbling figurehead president who is an international embarrassment has been set with Biden. A Kamala Harris presidency offers the additional feature of every leader she deals with knowing that she got where she is by sucking dicks. It's just the thing if degrading the United States is the goal.

But I don't think she's going to be president. There are many other useful idiots that Democrats would find easier to deal with. It's not going to be the chest-feeding homo either.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (azNOR)

199 Tranny. Guy to fat as fuck girl in a thong. Did I say fat fat fat fat as fuck. Save yourself. Don't look.
Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:58 PM (enNUy)

It's horrific. Probably was on estrogen - causes men to blob out and grow tits like that. It's all self-mutilation as far as I'm concerned, and not something to promote.
Posted by: Give the cutters tax-funded razor blades at July 24, 2026 04:03 PM (TbWk/)


doubt you are supposed to take a gallon a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 04:29 PM (uhVAy)

200 I'm mostly looking forward to her choosing Jasmine Crockett as her VP because she don't need no white man telling her what to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Ooohh, let's have fun. Pete Buttigieg? AOC? Jon Ossoff?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 04:26 PM (mmrXZ)

She's not gonna have anyone smarter or prettier than her on her ticket.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)

201 It's really hard to get ahead in a meritocracy when the tools that can get you ahead are claimed to be "acting white," like a good education in a useful field.

Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2026 05:21 PM (O7XEN)

202 I wish I hadn't missed this thread.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 09:56 PM (4NO2D)

Columnist Warns That the Constant Anti-Marriage Agitation from the Communist/Nihilist/Anti-Natalist Left is Leaving Women Lonely, Sad, and Bitter

But that's the entire point.

Since the 1920s, it has been the goal of communists to destabilize western societies and immiserate them so that the public would accept the idea of burning it all down and letting the bloody-minded lunatics of the left further degrade and destroy civilization.

Communists realized the "workers' were just too satisfied in western capitalist societies to support communism.

So they set about changing that.


A growing anti-marriage movement is being fueled by viral TikTok trends and high-profile celebrities painting men as the enemy, but according to a new column, women may ultimately be the ones losing out.

In a USA Today op-ed, columnist Ingrid Jacques warned of a rising wave of "heteropessimism," defining it as women's growing feelings of disappointment and antagonism toward relationships with men. She argued that viral trends like "divorce glow-ups" and anti-male literature have actively widened the divide between the sexes.

"Studies show that married women are not only happier but also live longer and earn more than their single counterparts," Jacques wrote on Tuesday.

...


The trend coincides with falling US marriage and birth rates. Official US Census Bureau data from December shows that just 47% of American households in 2025 were married couples, down from nearly 66% 50 years ago.

Of those married households, only 37% included their own children under age 18, compared to 54% in 1975.

Jacques linked the shift directly to liberal ideology, noting that left-leaning Americans choose to opt out of traditional family lifestyles "far more often than conservatives."

"Wherever you look these days, women who 'free' themselves from the chains of marriage are being celebrated," Jacques wrote.

...

A 2024 American Family Survey found that 37% of conservative women and 28% of moderate women, between the ages of 18 and 40, reported being "completely satisfied" with their lives.

However, liberal women of the same age reported only 12% feeling the same way.

...

Citing Louise Perry, author of "The Case Against the Sexual Revolution," Jacques argued that young women are being alienated after getting "burned by hookup culture" and lacking real friendships with the opposite sex.

Jacques argued that, like Perry, returning to marriage, not abandoning men altogether, is the remedy for the cultural divide.

"That won't be true for everyone, of course," Jacques concluded. "But men and women need to find a way back to each other. Discounting marriage won't get them there."

If you really want to destroy civilization in a hurry, go to the very heart of the human experience -- family and mating -- and destroy that.

Bonus: More from Musk. "I"m not anti-Muslim, I'm anti-rape and anti-murder."


Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol

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"When funding is stopped for a fraudulent organization, or for something do you think they're going to say,"Will you please keep funding the fraud!'

Or do you think they're going to come up with a sad story that sounds sympathetic in order to get the funding restored?

Obviously it will be the latter and that's exactly what they did!!!"

LIBERAL WHITE WOMAN: "The cuts certainly caused unnecessary suffering!"

Elon Musk: "No."

LIBERAL WHITE WOMAN: "You don't buy that at all?!"

Elon Musk: "It caused a lot of complaining!"

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Elon Musk: Zero! How many NGOs could step in? There are literally tens of thousands of NGOs. The Gates Foundation has FIFTY BILLION! What about them? What about any number of organizations?!"

ELON IS ON FIRE!!!!!!


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 02:21 PM (WVdLT)

2 It’s leaving young men lonely and sad as well.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 02:22 PM (WVdLT)

3 2 beat me to it. A lot of sad men out there, good men.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 24, 2026 02:23 PM (sl73Y)

4 "Men are the devil. Climate change is going to kill us all. Babies are a burden. White skin is evil."
-no long term effects at all

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:24 PM (RWrid)

5 The only figure the modern woman will not dump or divorce is the government.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 02:24 PM (uhVAy)

6 Wasn't just the Left and it's not just now.
My junior high in the mid 1980s had a nurse's station. Everyone gets hurt in PE so that's not the problem. The problem was the posters on the wall. Some, yeah, "say no to drugs", "don't drink and drive" etc. But some had this sad looking blonde teenager with the logo "It's like being grounded for 18 years".
Okay, nobody sane wants teenagers knocked up when they're 14 or whatever.
But that message is carried forward and remembered when the girls are 28 and they're not girls anymore.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 02:25 PM (gKWVE)

7 It's all fun and games and raves until the wall hits.

Then it's too late.

Posted by: Ripley at July 24, 2026 02:27 PM (GUOwU)

8 2 It’s leaving young men lonely and sad as well.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 02:22 PM (WVdLT)

Thanks for caring. I mean that. Could use more of this sentiment from other ladies on youtube, X etc. and not just from the usual borderline angry men.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

9 Gee, who woulda thunk it would be a bad idea for hetero ladies to take sex and relationship advice from man-hating commie lesbians?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

10 Of this I am quite serious. Do not take it as a joke.

We are a functional sex-bot away from American Men being done with American Women. One sex-bot away from the tables being flipped, and Universal Suffrage and a whole lot of other shit being repealed.

Frankly - we'll be better off. The DNC does not exist if women don't vote. There. I said it. I meant it.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 02:29 PM (RhUi2)

11 Ladies, never forget: the friend who tells you "oh you'd look great with short hair" is the friend who secretly hates you

A few jobs ago I worked with a pretty Japanese woman with beautiful long hair.

One of her "friends" convinced her to chop it and took her around the office to show her off to everyone. She now looked like a teenaged boy.

I saw them coming my way and noted "late for a meeting" to get away but the humiliation ritual aspect of it amazed me.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

12 Columnist Warns That the Constant Anti-Marriage Agitation from the Communist/Nihilist/Anti-Natalist Left is Leaving Women Lonely, Sad, and Bitter

—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Fuck them! Fall in line!

If they fall back now, only the Patriarchy wins!

Posted by: The Left at July 24, 2026 02:30 PM (Fi81e)

13 Wow, that chick’s hair is something else.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

14 A growing anti-marriage movement is being fueled by viral TikTok trends and high-profile celebrities painting men as the enemy, but according to a new column, women may ultimately be the ones losing out.

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Score one more for Modern Feminism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:31 PM (Swy+8)

15 Women got convinced that men were hiding meaning and fulfillment in their soul sucking jobs and that the patriarchy was keeping women from something good. If only they'd take it, they'd be much better off.

Gee, doesn't that sound like the Garden of Eden?

And now women have been tricked into taking on men's curse in addition to their own from that first time women were fooled into grabbing that fruit.

Well done, ladies. Well done.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 24, 2026 02:31 PM (XHO5P)

16 Exactly.

We need to return to the three rings:

1. Engagement ring
2. Wedding ring
3. Suffering

Posted by: Men at July 24, 2026 02:31 PM (CMXit)

17
You encounter a problem with free markets. You think "I know! Let's try socialism!"

Now, you have two problems.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

18 We are a functional sex-bot away from

ResussiAnnie

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 24, 2026 02:32 PM (dgOAm)

19 We are a functional sex-bot away from American Men being done with American Women. One sex-bot away from the tables being flipped, and Universal Suffrage and a whole lot of other shit being repealed.


I see two amusing intersecting threads common in the lefty forums I read among feminists nowadays:

1) We should ban sexbots because it lets men have sex without consent!

2) If your man ever asks you for sex when you aren't in the mood he is a rapist.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

20 Normal sane chicks should have their pick of the litter today of single guys. All you gotta do is not be a crazy ass loon.

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 02:32 PM (enNUy)

21 Women got convinced that men were hiding meaning and fulfillment in their soul sucking jobs and that the patriarchy was keeping women from something good. If only they'd take it, they'd be much better off.

Gee, doesn't that sound like the Garden of Eden?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 24, 2026 02:31 PM (XHO5P)
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Reading your first paragraph, that was exactly what I was thinking. Well done.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:33 PM (Fi81e)

22 10 Of this I am quite serious. Do not take it as a joke.

We are a functional sex-bot away from American Men being done with American Women. One sex-bot away from the tables being flipped, and Universal Suffrage and a whole lot of other shit being repealed.

Frankly - we'll be better off. The DNC does not exist if women don't vote. There. I said it. I meant it.
Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 02:29 PM (RhUi2)

And we'd be dead in 2 generations, a wasteland planet for dinosaurs to make their return...next.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 24, 2026 02:33 PM (tOcjL)

23 More more more of this!

Make sure that left-leaning women:

-- Regard all sex as rape
-- All turn gay or trans
-- Abort whatever pregnancies they accidentally induce
-- Never get married.

End result will be an accelerate of what is already happening: The self-extermination of the Left, as they embody their own anti-life and anti-human policies.

ne more generation of these demographic trends and the Left's auto-genocide will be complete.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 02:34 PM (Av6i5)

24 The unspoken social engineering against marriage in the West isn't as bad as the Chicoms one child government policy, but the damage done to the West is bad.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 02:34 PM (NemxU)

25 ne more = One more

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 02:35 PM (Av6i5)

26 >>> 23 More more more of this!

Make sure that left-leaning women:

-- Regard all sex as rape
-- All turn gay or trans
-- Abort whatever pregnancies they accidentally induce
-- Never get married.

End result will be an accelerate of what is already happening: The self-extermination of the Left, as they embody their own anti-life and anti-human policies.

ne more generation of these demographic trends and the Left's auto-genocide will be complete.
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 02:34 PM (Av6i5)

Not so fast.

Posted by: Randy Weingarten, Supreme Educatrix at July 24, 2026 02:35 PM (vDZgA)

27 23 End result will be an accelerate of what is already happening: The self-extermination of the Left, as they embody their own anti-life and anti-human policies.

ne more generation of these demographic trends and the Left's auto-genocide will be complete.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 02:34 PM (Av6i5)

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The complete and total explanation of the decrease in white births in America since the 90s is that the left stopped having babies.

Their birth replacement rates have fallen off a cliff while conservative rates have remained steady and right at replacement (2.1).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:35 PM (RWrid)

28 Thanks for caring. I mean that. Could use more of this sentiment from other ladies on youtube, X etc. and not just from the usual borderline angry men.
Posted by: gKWVE

Of course I care! My oldest son is 29.

You can see the sadness in these young men. They want to be loved and cherished and appreciated. And they’ve been told all their lives that they are toxic and the cause of all evil.

Then there’s the women who brag about body counts and body piercings. And they have zero respect for themselves.

So so sad.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 02:35 PM (3izFu)

29 Normal sane chicks should have their pick of the litter today of single guys. All you gotta do is not be a crazy ass loon.

I've seen some videos by young women, who appear to be somewhat sane, asking "where are the good successful guys?!? They aren't in the bars or on the dating sites or anywhere else I look?!?"

And you know they do have a point there. I'm not single personally, but the single guys I know with jobs and prospects also aren't going to bars and clubs and what have you any more.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

30 "Studies show that married women are not only happier but also live longer and earn more than their single counterparts," Jacques wrote on Tuesday.

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*facepalm*

*jawdrop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:36 PM (Swy+8)

31 26 Not so fast.

Posted by: Randy Weingarten, Supreme Educatrix at July 24, 2026 02:35 PM (vDZgA)

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It's been shown that something like 60% of people's politics is sourced from their parents. School education represents about 20%.

Weingarten is fighting a war she's losing, and watching her it feels like she knows it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:36 PM (RWrid)

32 "Wherever you look these days, women who 'free' themselves from the chains of marriage are being celebrated," Jacques wrote."
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I remember the 90's... everywhere you looked gays and single mothers were being celebrated (I couldn't stand Will and Grace). The left tries very hard to make things most people shun into the next big thing. Thye try to get us to go against out instincts. And, for a not-insignificant portion of the population, they are successful

Posted by: 496 at July 24, 2026 02:37 PM (sOtuf)

33 End result will be an accelerate of what is already happening: The self-extermination of the Left, as they embody their own anti-life and anti-human policies.

ne more generation of these demographic trends and the Left's auto-genocide will be complete.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 02:34 PM


And this is why the left has taken over the schools, without a constant stream of new recruits the liberal movement will die because as a rule liberals rarely reproduce. They need an outside source of new warm bodies to indoctrinate to carry on the movement.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 02:37 PM (0N4FZ)

34 End result will be an accelerate of what is already happening: The self-extermination of the Left, as they embody their own anti-life and anti-human policies.


Among Jewish women the fertility rate of Orthodox women is 3.3 and reformed/conservative is 1.4

Yes the latter group is currently much larger but it wouldn't be for long with those sorts of numbers.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

35 Lonely, depressed women are dependent on
Big pharma for their antidepressants
Big government for their support
The MSM for companionship and belonging

Entire sectors of our economy and government are completely dependent on keeping women alone, scared and near suicidal.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 24, 2026 02:37 PM (0MjtC)

36 > Ladies, never forget: the friend who tells you "oh you'd look great with short hair" is the friend who secretly hates you

The end result is bad, but I think it's not necessarily because it's shorter. The all dark dye job is not flattering and the cut itself is uninspired and dated.

Compare 13 seconds into the video to the end result.

At 13 seconds, she looks pretty good, even though the hair is short. The end result looks like a HR meeting come to life.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 02:37 PM (mkw2N)

37 "Ladies, never forget: the friend who tells you 'oh you'd look great with short hair' is the friend who secretly hates you."

I think the problem with that video isn't that the lady cut her hair short, it was the awful lesbian "bob" cut that she got.

The Blade loves long hair on a girl.

But in fairness, long hair is a real pain in the ass. It's a lot of work keeping it groomed and not a rat's nest of shit.

How does The Blade now? Because he has long hair. He ties it up in a ponytail, because he's Super Cool and that's the easiest thing to do.

But girls with long hair who style it? Total pain in the ass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

38 Hey ladies, get a moderately worthless degree and a pile of debt.

Now give your time and talents to a soulless corporation while spending your childbearing years in a boring cubicle staring at a screen.

See, you can have it all!

Posted by: Feminism of the last several decades at July 24, 2026 02:39 PM (2Ez/1)

39 Wherever you look these days, women who 'free' themselves from the chains of marriage are being celebrated," Jacques wrote."

That reminds me, Rosseau, one of the architects of modern liberalism had a bunch of kids with his female partner and made her send them to a orphanage where they all died...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

40
Marx's whole goal was supposedly about restored "dignity" to all.

Modern Marxists love to use the more gullible or motivated of us as manipulable tools to that end. They don't care if those people are miserable in their entire finite life on this earth, just so that a future people can theoretically grasp this brass ring of "dignity for all", they will degrade countless millions in reality, for their entire material existence.

In one hand you hold actual misery, in the other an academic theory and a hope, where you don't understand how "dignity" will emerge from mass degradation and dehumanization for "The Cause".

So, glad Marxists are trying to make this choice for us.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

41 "It caused a lot of complaining!"

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Damn I wish I had that simple comeback at the tip of my tongue in the many debates I have had in the past ten years.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 02:39 PM (9CZQg)

42 And you know they do have a point there. I'm not single personally, but the single guys I know with jobs and prospects also aren't going to bars and clubs and what have you any more.
Posted by: 18-1


No they are not. They are working their asses off and then going to sporting events with their friends and playing video games. My oldest has zero interest in dating. Plus, Seattle. Can’t even be sure if the chick has a dick or not.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 02:39 PM (3izFu)

43 >>>Ladies, never forget: the friend who tells you "oh you'd look great with short hair" is the friend who secretly hates you

Her hair will (probably!) grow back out and it will be healthier. And she will have learned what it is like to have long hair and to have short hair.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 02:40 PM (faghi)

44
It’s leaving young men lonely and sad as well.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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Absolutely. You don't have a marriage boycott and leave only half the population lonely and sad.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 02:40 PM (mmrXZ)

45 And we'd be dead in 2 generations, a wasteland planet for dinosaurs to make their return...next.
Posted by: Nova Local at July 24, 2026 02:33 PM (tOcjL)

Oh yeah!

-----Tyrannosaurus Fucking Rex

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 02:40 PM (g8Ew8)

46 Glad I'm way over 29 and don't have to look for a Nice Girl. Very rare species these days.

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 02:40 PM (ZxPkt)

47 The Government is the Husband with these Liberal Karen's that age and die lonely ...

Welfare, Abortions, SNAP, Section 8 Housing, etc......

It still is a battered relationship because you must obey the Government rules to get your unearned benefits...

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 24, 2026 02:40 PM (5+jvJ)

48 Rousseau was personally a degenerate piece of shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:40 PM (Swy+8)

49 35 Lonely, depressed women are dependent on
Big pharma for their antidepressants
Big government for their support
The MSM for companionship and belonging

Entire sectors of our economy and government are completely dependent on keeping women alone, scared and near suicidal.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 24, 2026 02:37 PM

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What about us?

Posted by: The cats at July 24, 2026 02:41 PM (2Ez/1)

50 The Sexual Revolution of the 70s completely upended the centuries-old warning "why should a man buy a cow if he gets the milk for free?" It was forecast at the time that it would not lead to "equality for women" but would rather destroy the social glue between men & women. That's what we're living through today.

Destruction of the family was one of the goals Marx & Engels laid out in their Communist Manifesto.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 24, 2026 02:41 PM (bufu1)

51 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at July 24, 2026 02:42 PM (amcLV)

52 Carried over from Musk vs. Editor:

159 "I must have missed it. Were labor unions EVER against the importation of low-wage foreign workers?"

I believe private sector unions were pretty uniformly against immigration until at least the 80s. You can find fund speeches by Cesar Chavez on the topic.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)


I don't think that Cesar can be taken as representative, since the constant flow of fresh migrant farm workers made it impossible to unionize them in the first place. My impression is that union workers have always been anti-immigration, and union bosses have always been corruptocrats willing to spout whatever line the Democrat Grift Machine wants. Poor Cesar, couldn't even get to the point of being worth paying off.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 02:42 PM (Sy6m/)

53 We're stuck with these haridans for another 40 years.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 24, 2026 02:42 PM (rJ48h)

54 Marx was another degenerate piece of shit.

Funny that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:42 PM (Swy+8)

55 Older son just got married at 37. It took him years to find the right woman, but he did, and she's about 30. They want to have a lot of kids.

Younger son is still single, and not dating anyone. The dating scene, such as it is, is really bleak.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 24, 2026 02:43 PM (PSEDc)

56 IMO, nothing of late has been like the floor speech delivered yesterday by Montana Senator Tim Sheehy on the Senate defending President Donald Trump's military campaign against Iran, criticizing war powers resolutions as partisan attacks that defend "lunatics who want us all dead."

It should play from amplifiers at 42 St in NYC; Broad Street in Philly, etc., especially in Blue states & sanctuary towns, counties, boroughs, parishes, and in a loop across ALL of msm.

A safe future could be a more relaxed, satisfying future for family.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 02:43 PM (NFX2v)

57 > I've seen some videos by young women, who appear to be somewhat sane, asking "where are the good successful guys?!? They aren't in the bars or on the dating sites or anywhere else I look?!?"

I have no idea how young people are supposed to meet each other anymore. People's friend circles are very small now. They don't do social clubs. They don't go to church. Feminists have made approaching women at the gym, the grocery store, the run club or other places like that, "creepy." A significant majority of women, when polled, say, "Don't ever approach a woman in the gym."

So what's left? The bar scene? Hookup apps? Those are meat markets for sex, and a lot of women aren't on them. College? Lots of college girls think that's the time to go wild and don't want to settle down so young. So they're not looking for a husband or serious boyfriend.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 02:43 PM (mkw2N)

58 *facepalm*

*jawdrop*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:36 PM


Chin up. You're not the first to lose innocence reading the comment section on AoSHQ.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 02:43 PM (0sNs1)

59 Her hair will (probably!) grow back out and it will be healthier. And she will have learned what it is like to have long hair and to have short hair.
Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 02:40 PM (faghi)

Whatever. Don't be looking to get that good man touting a dyke cut.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 02:44 PM (g8Ew8)

60 The untold, not allowed story of American woman having aborted a baby never recovers from this. Heaven weeps for them all.

Posted by: little people at July 24, 2026 02:44 PM (ehY6c)

61 It’s leaving young men lonely and sad as well.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Solution may be to marry a woman from a foreign country that believe in Marriage and Family.

Leave these Worthless "What Can You Do for Me" American Women behind to wallow in their Mire.

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 24, 2026 02:44 PM (5+jvJ)

62 A 2024 American Family Survey found that 37% of conservative women and 28% of moderate women, between the ages of 18 and 40, reported being "completely satisfied" with their lives.

I’d like to see the rest of the survey.
Apparently not even half of women, conservative, moderate, or liberal, are completely satisfied?

Seems low, but then what is “completely satisfied” when talking about life anyhow?

It’s not like a good meal at a restaurant that you are completely satisfied with, life is a long affair and quite messy and unsatisfying for periods of time - for everybody.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 02:44 PM (6ydKt)

63 Poor Cesar, couldn't even get to the point of being worth paying off.

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That person has been judged OBSOLETE citizen. Cease all further mention of that person.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:44 PM (Swy+8)

64 I never had any friends ( or enemies) who told me that I'd look great in short hair . I've had short hair for about 25 years. I'm still married . What I lack I. Hair length I make up in poofiness. 😉 It needs to be cut.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 02:45 PM (xPsv8)

65 Yo!!! The future is FEMALE, doncha know?
I know because I see it on T-shirts and in movie ads where all the badasses are women! That's where I get all my information./sarc

I literally saw that t-shirt on a hippy-aged lady at Kroger yesterday. My granddaughter was with me (15) and I pointed it out and we both laughed.
Sure, so women will only make female babies and the human race will thrive, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 24, 2026 02:45 PM (FGA9/)

66 People would be more satisfied with their lives if they liked and subscribed.

20 away from 1,000 people.

We can do this together.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:45 PM (RWrid)

67 LIBERAL WHITE WOMAN: "You don't believe any kid in Africa died because of the suddenness with which...

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If you want to keep Africans from starving, you have to give them guns so that they can kill the oppressive war lord who is taking all of the food and giving it to his supporters at the expense of everyone else.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM (9CZQg)

68 I'm an anti marriage agitator, it sucks. Do not recommend it.

I doubt more than 30% of the population has the skill sets and emotional maturity for marriage, especially given cultural norms now.

Also I looked at the data and marriage rates are simply returning to pre-WW2 levels.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM (+PUOE)

69 Make Big Hair Great Again!

Posted by: MBHGA at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM (2Ez/1)

70 Based on human biology we should be encouraging young women to marry and have kids at the time we instead encourage them to go to college and get a worthless degree.

We live long enough now there is plenty of time to get into the work force after your kids have started school and still climb the corporate ladder.

Yes it means delayed career progression, but it is much easier to raise kids at 20 then 40 and much safer to give birth to them. The reason you can drink all night and be fine the next day in your early 20s is so you can deal with kids keeping you up all night...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

71 @remarks
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2h
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas Democrat US Senate candidate James Talarico endorses plan for Texans to pay slavery reparations.

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM (ZxPkt)

72 There are really only two ways left for single people to meet for anything approaching a real relationship:

1. Dating apps. No, not the hook-up apps like Tinder, but apps designed for people looking for something more serious.

2. In normal, daily interactions. See a pretty girl out in the wild? Find an excuse to talk to her. Now, this takes cojones mucho grande, but it's probably the best way. It's The Blade's way.

The old ways -- which included bars and clubs -- aren't going to work unless you're looking for a hook-up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

73 > Older son just got married at 37. It took him years to find the right woman, but he did, and she's about 30. They want to have a lot of kids.

I was 34 when I married my wife. That's ancient by LDS standards. I honestly didn't know if I would ever find someone.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)

74 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 02:47 PM (2YhKe)

75 71 @remarks
·
2h
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas Democrat US Senate candidate James Talarico endorses plan for Texans to pay slavery reparations.

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM (ZxPkt)

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How much more evidence do you people need that Talarico's entire campaign is a scam designed to bilk money from dumb progressives?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:47 PM (RWrid)

76 Buck Sexton
@BuckSexton

Ladies, never forget: the friend who tells you "oh you'd look great with short hair" is the friend who secretly hates you


There must have been a lot of misogynists in the 1950s & 80s when every other lady had short cropped hair.

I do agree, though.
Unless she’s over 60, every woman looks better with long hair.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 02:47 PM (6ydKt)

77 Communism:

Where the believe system AND the people supporting it SUCK. BIGLY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 02:47 PM (2YhKe)

78 I don't understand why these dimwits are picking on Musk. What do they hope to gain?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 02:48 PM (SwCxT)

79 72
2. In normal, daily interactions. See a pretty girl out in the wild? Find an excuse to talk to her. Now, this takes cojones mucho grande, but it's probably the best way. It's The Blade's way.

The old ways -- which included bars and clubs -- aren't going to work unless you're looking for a hook-up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

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I could never do Number 2 when I was dating. Just saying "Hi, you're pretty. I'd like to get to know you," was beyond my capabilities.

It's a mission of mine to get Junior comfortable with it. He's approaching girl-interest right about now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:48 PM (RWrid)

80 There must have been a lot of misogynists in the 1950s & 80s when every other lady had short cropped hair.

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Nobody noticed that Sandy Duncan ever got a date.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Swy+8)

81 If you really want to destroy civilization in a hurry, go to the very heart of the human experience -- family and mating -- and destroy that.
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Commies have always hated the family because it is a unit of government outside the state.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 24, 2026 02:49 PM (XvL8K)

82 JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas Democrat US Senate candidate James Talarico endorses plan for Texans to pay slavery reparations.
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He could have dropped the creepy pedo adjacent stuff and probably would have been able to do better with the black vote. But he couldn't, so pay the black voters instead!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)

83 1. Dating apps. No, not the hook-up apps like Tinder, but apps designed for people looking for something more serious.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM

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Name three.

Posted by: Mildly curious at July 24, 2026 02:49 PM (2Ez/1)

84 Some of the larger evangelical churches have young adult groups. The RCC is the town over has gatherings on Friday or Saturday evenings and wine ( maybe one glass) is served.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 02:50 PM (xPsv8)

85 78 I don't understand why these dimwits are picking on Musk. What do they hope to gain?

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The dogs yap, but the caravan moves on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:50 PM (Swy+8)

86 I used to be a thing.

Posted by: Peggy Fleming's hairstyle at July 24, 2026 02:50 PM (2Ez/1)

87 82 JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas Democrat US Senate candidate James Talarico endorses plan for Texans to pay slavery reparations.
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He could have dropped the creepy pedo adjacent stuff and probably would have been able to do better with the black vote. But he couldn't, so pay the black voters instead!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)

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Black turnout is going to be down 10% in Texas no matter what Talarico says or proposes.

Talarico will get amazing numbers in Austin and underperform everywhere else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:50 PM (RWrid)

88 82 JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas Democrat US Senate candidate James Talarico endorses plan for Texans to pay slavery reparations.

Going for the black vote...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 02:50 PM (FtULh)

89 I had a thought yesterday that nihilism as an ideology was an awfully great funnel to make people not give a fuck about children.

Why? Because if the future is garbage and doesn't matter, then children are said same. You could say the same about life in general and I get that they don't think "anything" matters. But distilled somewhat, when you remove the base instincts (acquisition of things, food, sex) that people will follow regardless of what "matters", it comes down to what is worth protecting or fighting for.

Overthinking? Overcomplicating? I've been known to dabble. But it's coherent.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 02:51 PM (Nyq9f)

90 N.B. The anti-marriage and children AWFLs actively discriminate against happy, married mothers. I've seen it happen. They hate women who are happy with their lives.

Posted by: RS at July 24, 2026 02:51 PM (GYx3d)

91 *starts singing* If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life......

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 02:51 PM (g8Ew8)

92 All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

I see aged out women who are all headed toward their unvisited graves. So sad.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 02:51 PM (bX16E)

93 89 I had a thought yesterday that nihilism as an ideology was an awfully great funnel to make people not give a fuck about children.

Why? Because if the future is garbage and doesn't matter, then children are said same. You could say the same about life in general and I get that they don't think "anything" matters. But distilled somewhat, when you remove the base instincts (acquisition of things, food, sex) that people will follow regardless of what "matters", it comes down to what is worth protecting or fighting for.

Overthinking? Overcomplicating? I've been known to dabble. But it's coherent.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 02:51 PM (Nyq9f)

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Having children is an attack on nihilism. Nihilists should abhor having children because bringing more children in to a pointless world without meaning is an act of cruelty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:51 PM (RWrid)

94 My girls used to take dance lessons and did competition dance. As a proud parent, I went to a dozen or more dance competitions. All combined over the years I probably saw 10,000 young girls up on that stage and less than 30 boys.

If I had a young boy, you can be damn sure he'd be taking dance. He'd have a thousands of prospects and he'd know how to dance to boot.

Posted by: 496 at July 24, 2026 02:52 PM (sOtuf)

95 2. In normal, daily interactions. See a pretty girl out in the wild? Find an excuse to talk to her. Now, this takes cojones mucho grande, but it's probably the best way. It's The Blade's way.

This is an interesting one. Plenty of women complain about guys approaching them out of the blue and being "creepy".

Well guess what if you don't do thing a lot you won't be good at them. So the guy that approaches you smoothly has probably done it 100s of times and he's not looking for something long term. The guy that doesn't quite know what to say? He probably doesn't have 3 other dates already lined up...

And I do hear the male side of this too from younger men I know. "Fine I should talk to women that interest me...what do I say? And what do I do if they tell me I'm creepy?!?"

By funny. Don't talk about sex. Ideally try to pick up on something she's interested in and ask about that...because here is a major tip...people love to talk about themselves and their interests.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm)

96 Why? Because if the future is garbage and doesn't matter, then children are said same. You could say the same about life in general and I get that they don't think "anything" matters. But distilled somewhat, when you remove the base instincts (acquisition of things, food, sex) that people will follow regardless of what "matters", it comes down to what is worth protecting or fighting for.
+++

Nothing matters.
But remember to recycle.

Posted by: The modern left at July 24, 2026 02:52 PM (2Ez/1)

97 94 My girls used to take dance lessons and did competition dance. As a proud parent, I went to a dozen or more dance competitions. All combined over the years I probably saw 10,000 young girls up on that stage and less than 30 boys.

If I had a young boy, you can be damn sure he'd be taking dance. He'd have a thousands of prospects and he'd know how to dance to boot.

Posted by: 496 at July 24, 2026 02:52 PM (sOtuf)

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It's my understanding that male dancers swim in minge if they're straight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:53 PM (RWrid)

98 Columnist Warns That the Constant Anti-Marriage Agitation from the Communist/Nihilist/Anti-Natalist Left is Leaving Women Lonely, Sad, and Bitter

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Women are happier with men... Men are happier with a german shepherd

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 02:53 PM (9CZQg)

99 Going for the black vote...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 02:50 PM (FtULh)

All these slapfights between the Democrat factions are, ironically, designed to keep everyone on the plantation. It's an unwinnable race so they get to "try stuff out". Talarico and Crockashit may genuinely hate each other but these little internecine class wars keep focus on divisions so that their dumb voters never see what's really happening at the top.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 02:53 PM (Nyq9f)

100 > I don't understand why these dimwits are picking on Musk. What do they hope to gain?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


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why do big game hunters go after the big game?
Trophies.

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM (ZxPkt)

101 Dating apps. No, not the hook-up apps like Tinder, but apps designed for people looking for something more serious.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM

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Name three.
Posted by: Mildly curious at July 24, 2026 02:49 PM (2Ez/1)
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Hinge, match.com (not really an app, but it's online), eharmony (same), and to a lesser extent, bumble.

There are also a lot of targeted ethnic dating apps, like loxclub for Jews, ChristianMingle for Christians, and goatass for Muslims.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

102 I don't understand why people who never owned slaves nor did their parents, grandparents and possibly great grandparents should pay reparations to people who were never slaves. What is the percentage of people who think this is a good idea?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM (xPsv8)

103 101 Hinge, match.com (not really an app, but it's online), eharmony (same), and to a lesser extent, bumble.

There are also a lot of targeted ethnic dating apps, like loxclub for Jews, ChristianMingle for Christians, and goatass for Muslims.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

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I met Dolley on Match 16 years ago tomorrow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM (RWrid)

104 It's my understanding that male dancers swim in minge if they're straight.

I knew a guy in college that looked sort of like Napoleon Dynamite and was awkward as all hell around women.

He joined the dance team and while he was never very good at it I think he "dated" every one of the girls on the team.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

105 If I had a young boy, you can be damn sure he'd be taking dance. He'd have a thousands of prospects and he'd know how to dance to boot.

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For a guy of any age, learning to dance will put them in close contact with lots of eligible females. Many of them attractive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:55 PM (Swy+8)

106 > I could never do Number 2 when I was dating. Just saying "Hi, you're pretty. I'd like to get to know you," was beyond my capabilities.

I always had success opening with something we were looking at or experiencing.

Eg. at a museum: Wow, that painting is amazing!
At the gym: Which machine do you hate the most, but you use it anyway because it works?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 02:55 PM (mkw2N)

107 If I had a young boy......

Posted by: 496 at July 24, 2026 02:52 PM (sOtuf)

Joe Biden stars in...

Diddler on the Roof

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 02:55 PM (Nyq9f)

108 91 *starts singing* If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life......
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"Get away from me, creep!"
-attractive enough young woman, but with nose piercings, neck tattoo, orange hair, chopped bangs, lip filler, baggy clothes, etc.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 02:55 PM (Dv3i1)

109 Citing Louise Perry, author of "The Case Against the Sexual Revolution," Jacques argued that young women are being alienated after getting "burned by hookup culture" and lacking real friendships with the opposite sex.


100% backwards.
Women ARE being alienated, but it's not from getting burned. It's because the guys are done.

They guys are done being told the women pick the bear. The guys are done being accused of sexal assault because the glanced or tried to talk to a woman at the gym.
They guys are done being an atm. They're done being sixth or seventh in a rotational stringer just to take someone out for an expensive dinner. God for id Chili's or Applebee's or Texas Roadhouse isn't fancy enough.

Yeah. It has hit epidemic levels. But not for the reasons they say.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 02:56 PM (oUopv)

110 And I do hear the male side of this too from younger men I know. "Fine I should talk to women that interest me...what do I say? And what do I do if they tell me I'm creepy?!?"

By funny. Don't talk about sex. Ideally try to pick up on something she's interested in and ask about that...because here is a major tip...people love to talk about themselves and their interests.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:52 PM

Heard a story recently about a guy who was walking on the sidewalk with his friends and coming the other way was a group of girls. He thought one of them was cute so he approached her and simply asked:
"May I flirt with you?"
She was flattered.
They got married and recently had their first child.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1)

111 Heteropessimism? Terminally online women who hate men fucking love making up words

This is so masco toxicitry

Are these those same women who present as completely female and only date men but still like to tell everyone they’re”queer?” As an actual gay person, they’re completely insufferable and fucking annoying.

Isn't it funny how we all worked to build this culture that was inclusive of gay and queer people because we didn't want anyone to be ashamed of who they are... and now those same people think heterosexual people should be ashamed of who they are? I guess it just goes to show that privilege isn't all it's cracked up to be 😕

Holy shit that’s stupid. Thank you for making us all dumber for knowing this ridiculous concept exists.

Unstable Women and pathetic men like consensus. The corporate trusts that run the west have been pumping out queer theory. Now the evil asshats who caused the situation made up a word for the weaker women wishing they were part of the fake consensus despite their perfectly unmolested breeding instinct.

It’s all fake. This era is absurd. You can thank the World Economic Forum for this nonsense.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 02:56 PM (7qRkV)

112 Short hair on a broad is relative to how much dick she is getting.

1) Long or longish hair- getting a lotta dick and loves the dick.

2) Medium length to ear level hair - getting a little dick but she still likes the dick.

3) Sgt. Carter USMC High and Tight - hates the dick and is getting none or a lesbian.

Progresses from 1 to 3 as the broad advances with age, usually.

Posted by: Hair and Dick, An Overview at July 24, 2026 02:56 PM (ftsic)

113 "I see aged out women who are all headed toward their unvisited graves. So sad."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 02:51 PM

Quite true. I've several close friends in that boat now in their sixties worrying about who is going to look after them in their dotage. But they insisted 30+ years ago that marriage and family was not necessary for their "self-actualization."

Posted by: RS at July 24, 2026 02:56 PM (GYx3d)

114 Just what every man is looking for. A lonely, sad, and bitter woman to spend the rest of his life with. NOT!!! I would say maybe a woman from another country but they are probably just as bad. Of course men aren't what they use to be either. Some of them want to be a lonely, sad and bitter woman too.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2026 02:57 PM (bqIVz)

115 Yeah, there are definitely practical advantages to eroding the family for Communists. But, at bottom, they hate the family for the same reason they hate religion.

Communists worship themselves as gods, and the State is their church.

And there are two things that people naturally have a higher loyalty to than the State: their faith and their families.

So when the Communist looks upon the god in the mirror, he sees those loyalties as heresy, and gets in a smiting mood.

All practical considerations aside, their hatred of the family stems from the insult to their vanity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 02:57 PM (/MgpH)

116 I have long hair and I'm a bit past 29... The old hippie in me I guess...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 02:58 PM (FtULh)

117 Name three.
Posted by: Mildly curious

I'll only name one: CatholicMatch.com

I met the lovely Mrs. through them. She only lived one mile away, our kids rode the same bus, and we attended the same parish.

And we never would have met if not for the app.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 02:58 PM (O6Iwc)

118 I'm not single personally, but the single guys I know with jobs and prospects also aren't going to bars and clubs and what have you any more.

In-person interactions stopped with #MeToo. If you interact with a woman and you aren't Jeff Bezos they'll file sexual assault charges and Judge Karen will throw you in prison. There are two different famous cases now where a man saved a woman's life and she filed charges.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 02:58 PM (2ocoG)

119 Nihilism is part of it, along with feminism, sexual liberation/birth control, and the cost of living itself - it ain’t cheap having kids.

They’ve also taught three generations that Climate Change will kill us all in twelve years and having children just makes it worse.

Besides, 40 is the new 20 and it shows in marriage and childbirth rates.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 02:59 PM (6ydKt)

120 Huh. The 'tards at Reddit are showing encouraging signs of a rudimentary awareness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:59 PM (Swy+8)

121 Talarico will get amazing numbers in Austin ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

And the GimmeDat sections of Houston and Dallas.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2026 02:59 PM (TezPK)

122 71 @remarks
·
2h
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas Democrat US Senate candidate James Talarico endorses plan for Texans to pay slavery reparations.
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 02:46 PM (ZxPkt)

How this is coming about is incredibly hilarious - basically Jasmine Crockett and her supporters have told Talarico that if he doesn't get down on the floor and lick their shoes, none of them are showing up to vote in November. Without them, he can't even crack 30% in the general. So he's crawling on his belly, doing and saying anything they want to try to make them happy.

And the best part is that it's not only going to make the Anglo's despise, it's going to drive away the hispanics too.

By doing things they way they did, Democrats chose all the negatives of Talarico's twinkism, ALONG WITH all the negatives of Jasmine's AH HATES WHITEY!!! campaign. It's glorious!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 02:59 PM (edUvp)

123 "I don't understand why these dimwits are picking on Musk. What do they hope to gain?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone"


They all seem pretty sure they are not only morally superior to him but more intelligent as well.

Posted by: Ripley at July 24, 2026 02:59 PM (GUOwU)

124 There are also a lot of targeted ethnic dating apps, like loxclub for Jews, ChristianMingle for Christians, and goatass for Muslims.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM
________

Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Only Farmers Dot Com at July 24, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)

125 121 Talarico will get amazing numbers in Austin ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

And the GimmeDat sections of Houston and Dallas.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2026 02:59 PM (TezPK)

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Nope.

Black turnout will be down.

There was a clear racial preference in the primary, and the black electorate lost. They respond by not turning out as much.

Especially with Crockett shitting on Talarico all the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:00 PM (RWrid)

126 Hinge, match.com (not really an app, but it's online), eharmony (same), and to a lesser extent, bumble.

There are also a lot of targeted ethnic dating apps, like loxclub for Jews, ChristianMingle for Christians, and goatass for Muslims.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

====

I met Dolley on Match 16 years ago tomorrow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM (RWrid)
______

There ya go! The Blade, he knows things. My nephew is engaged to a girl he met on bumble. A family friend was seriously dating someone she met on hinge (although they eventually broke up).

There ARE ways for single people to meet relationship-minded other singles.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

127 122 And the best part is that it's not only going to make the Anglo's despise, it's going to drive away the hispanics too.

By doing things they way they did, Democrats chose all the negatives of Talarico's twinkism, ALONG WITH all the negatives of Jasmine's AH HATES WHITEY!!! campaign. It's glorious!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 02:59 PM (edUvp)

======

Turning politics into a racialist enterprise with blacks at the top and whites at the bottom with Hispanics (a majority of whom consider themselves white) in the middle is going to haunt the Democrat Party for a generation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:01 PM (RWrid)

128 Political reddit is about 70-30 M v W so I suspect you are seeing what male leftists think and relations between leftist men and women are way worse then among conservative or apolitical people.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)

129 I have long hair and I'm a bit past 29...
The old hippie in me I guess...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 02:58 PM (FtULh)

Oh? He likes you with long hair?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:02 PM (Nyq9f)

130 116 I have long hair and I'm a bit past 29... The old hippie in me I guess...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 02:58 PM (FtULh)

Some older ladies look great with long hair, don’t get me wrong.

But by the most people hit 60 there just isn’t much to work anymore.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 03:02 PM (6ydKt)

131 I would say maybe a woman from another country but they are probably just as bad. Of course men aren't what they use to be either. Some of them want to be a lonely, sad and bitter woman too.
Posted by: Case


They aren't. There's a term for it.
It's called Passport Bro. Guys who go to the far east looking for trad women. And finding them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:02 PM (oUopv)

132 112 Short hair on a broad is relative to how much dick she is getting.

1) Long or longish hair- getting a lotta dick and loves the dick.

2) Medium length to ear level hair - getting a little dick but she still likes the dick.

3) Sgt. Carter USMC High and Tight - hates the dick and is getting none or a lesbian.

Progresses from 1 to 3 as the broad advances with age, usually.
Posted by: Hair and Dick, An Overview at July 24, 2026 02:56 PM
+++++

LOL.
This is an addendum to my classic lesson.

Posted by: The Hot Crazy Matrix at July 24, 2026 03:03 PM (2Ez/1)

133 I think Jasmine Crockett is a deeply unhappy and angry woman ( and I also realize she does what she does as a grift ) and it's a shame. Her father- who is a pastor should have told her about joy on her faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 03:03 PM (xPsv8)

134 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)

135 Oh? He likes you with long hair?
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:02 PM (Nyq9f)


LOL... I'm what he's got and were not getting any younger

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 03:03 PM (FtULh)

136 They aren't. There's a term for it.
It's called Passport Bro. Guys who go to the far east looking for trad women. And finding them.


I've read up on that and amusingly a common complaint is they meet a great woman, marry her, bring her to the US and in a few years she's gone local.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

137 basically Jasmine Crockett and her supporters have told Talarico that if he doesn't get down on the floor and lick their shoes, none of them are showing up to vote in November. Without them, he can't even crack 30% in the general. So he's crawling on his belly, doing and saying anything they want to try to make them happy.

If he wants their support, he's going to have to step and fetch it.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 24, 2026 03:04 PM (7qRkV)

138 It’s pretty easy. If Republicans don’t get out to vote, the House is gone. We need numbers big enough to beat the fraud. Just about the only thing Democrats lead on is enthusiasm. The issues don’t matter if they continue to lead on that.

I think we will keep the senate. I can’t think of one race that’s moving in the wrong direction. With the DoJ looking at Georgia it’s going to be hard for them to cheat. I think Ossof is done. If people show up.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 03:04 PM (Q7yzj)

139 I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad

Posted by: Count de Monet is Just A Gigolo at July 24, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

140 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:00 PM (RWrid)

You were talking about black turnout going down a particular percentage after black candidates lose but I had trouble verifying this. Couldn't find a reliable study. What happens when white candidates lose to blacks, does white turnout go down? What about how "winnable" the race is? Is that a determining factor?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (Nyq9f)

141 I asked my wife to grow out her hair.

Nope. Flat refusal. She doesn't like it.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (mkw2N)

142 "I don't understand why these dimwits are picking on Musk. What do they hope to gain?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone"


They all seem pretty sure they are not only morally superior to him but more intelligent as well.

Posted by: Ripley at July 24, 2026 02:59 PM (GUOwU)
------------
Cloward-Piven ain't just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (amcLV)

143 Oh and while the feminist left is in favor of unlimited immigration they HATE passport bros. I wonder why?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (sKqQm)

144 120 Huh. The 'tards at Reddit are showing encouraging signs of a rudimentary awareness.
Posted by: Cicero

Oddly, those comments were from r/AskMen over a year ago.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (7qRkV)

145 Karl Marx was out to break up families like he did to.his own.
Move the wife over, bang the house help, don't care about children

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (Ia/+0)

146 There was a clear racial preference in the primary, and the black electorate lost. They respond by not turning out as much.

Especially with Crockett shitting on Talarico all the time.


Talarico is going to go down in flames in an epic way. It's actually funny that nobody seems to believe that.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

147 The left has decided the reason there is any poverty in the world is because Elon Musk is a trillionaire.

They can't actually explain why but they are very very sure of it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

148 I met my wife at a charity auction. Neither one of us was up for sale... we just met there

Posted by: 496 at July 24, 2026 03:06 PM (sOtuf)

149 Good rant by Spencer Pratt about the Paramount lawsuit + unions + man bun man. Love him, it's a crime the primary was stolen from him.

https://tinyurl.com/ycx6x56f

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 03:06 PM (kX27y)

150 Girl F. reads The Economist religiously then mocks Legal Insurrection as a source.

I tried to raise her right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 03:06 PM (JvZF+)

151 138 It’s pretty easy. If Republicans don’t get out to vote, the House is gone. We need numbers big enough to beat the fraud. Just about the only thing Democrats lead on is enthusiasm. The issues don’t matter if they continue to lead on that.

I think we will keep the senate. I can’t think of one race that’s moving in the wrong direction. With the DoJ looking at Georgia it’s going to be hard for them to cheat. I think Ossof is done. If people show up.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 03:04 PM (Q7yzj)

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I've been assuming the GOP loses the House by a small margin (5-10 seats, max) for more than a year.

Just how turnout differentials work. Out of power parties tend to perform better. Not even Obama's people could figure out how to reverse it, and Obama's people were hailed as political geniuses especially their use of micro-targeting ads on Facebook (which Facebook helped with).

However, it won't mean anything. Impeachment will go nowhere (they couldn't get Trump after 1/6, and they're not going to get him now for whatever bullshit they bring up). DHS is fully funded through 2028. DOJ doesn't take orders from Congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:06 PM (RWrid)

152 You don’t have to leave the country to find a traditional wife. Go to the upper Midwest and places like Wyoming outside the cities and into Gods country. Lots of beautiful women out there who aren’t on crazy meds or OnlyF*cks.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 03:06 PM (Q7yzj)

153 >basically Jasmine Crockett and her supporters have told Talarico that if he doesn't get down on the floor and lick their shoes


Go on.

Posted by: glenn greenwald at July 24, 2026 03:07 PM (rJ48h)

154 To add to my comment above, if you're a guy, trying being different or usual (in a good way) is a good way to catch a girl's eye.

I went to Hawaii two months ago. You know those necklace "beads" they give you when you get there? Well, I brought them home and started wearing them around town. I thought it was an unusual, but cool tropical look for the summer.

I've had 3 girls comment on the beads, out of the blue. Two led to phone numbers. So far, one of those has led to a date. The other is still in the works.

All because I tried something a little different. It gets you noticed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

155 Cloward-Piven ain't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Dunning-Kruger perhaps?

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2026 03:07 PM (TezPK)

156 Turning politics into a racialist enterprise with blacks at the top and whites at the bottom with Hispanics (a majority of whom consider themselves white) in the middle is going to haunt the Democrat Party for a generation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:01 PM (RWrid)

Exactly, and there's no magic way out of it. What is fueling the anger right now is that there were quite a few underhanded things the Dem Party did with funding, etc, during the primary to make sure Talarico won and Jasmine lost - and Jasmine's supporters know about it and are pissed off about it.

Related, Jasmine herself has been complaining that the entier election process is "Rayciss!" But she can't quite grasp that when a party turns the entire process into, as you say, a racialist enterprise, then pretty much every election HAS to be "racist", by definition. And she's isn't really mad about the "racism", she's just mad that she lost out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 03:07 PM (edUvp)

157 140 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:00 PM (RWrid)

You were talking about black turnout going down a particular percentage after black candidates lose but I had trouble verifying this. Couldn't find a reliable study. What happens when white candidates lose to blacks, does white turnout go down? What about how "winnable" the race is? Is that a determining factor?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (Nyq9f)

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White Democrats don't vote on racialist terms. Blacks do when given the chance.

Remember, Nate Silver was saying that Democrats were going to win a clear majority in the Senate in 2018 which turned out to be a D+9 year.

Democrats lost 2 net two Senate races that year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:07 PM (RWrid)

158 Personally? I'm done looking. I had my soulmate.
Not even going to try. And I'm ok being alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:08 PM (oUopv)

159 Met my wife on Match, too, 13 years ago

Posted by: Accomack at July 24, 2026 03:08 PM (awPiJ)

160 146 Talarico is going to go down in flames in an epic way. It's actually funny that nobody seems to believe that.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

======

I think his campaign understands it.

Most of their expenditures are on fundraising. It's a con, and everyone involved knows it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:08 PM (RWrid)

161 It’s all fake. This era is absurd. You can thank the World Economic Forum for this nonsense.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 02:56 PM (7qRkV)

You must have stumbled onto the hidden based section of Reddit today.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 03:08 PM (6ydKt)

162 Brit Lass colors her hair red mostly for me. She looks like a genuine redhead anyway so it works, but I'm sure she'd have done something else by now. I'm mentioning this only to say that she's a sweet girl.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:08 PM (Nyq9f)

163
I don't understand why people who never owned slaves nor did their parents, grandparents and possibly great grandparents should pay reparations to people who were never slaves. What is the percentage of people who think this is a good idea?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

=============

The argument is that black people were ripped off of generational wealth. They would be enjoying trust funds, real estate, other legacies that would have placed them in a higher socioeconomic class at birth.

This doesn't hold up on inspection. Generational wealth is shown to be gone by the third generation -- look at the Vanderbilts. By the time Gloria was born, the original family fortune was divided and depleted. Virtually nothing left for her kid, Anderson Cooper.

Lots of other facts against the "stolen generational wealth is why I'm a loser" complaint -- that's just one.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (mmrXZ)

164 I think races like Talaricos must be huge laundering and graft operations.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (Nyq9f)

165 Yeah. It has hit epidemic levels. But not for the reasons they say.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 02:56 PM (oUopv)
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Yep. I think the MGTOW movement is mostly guys who have been burned by ex-wives and girlfriends.

They have decided it's just not worth the time, effort, and money required for initiating a relationship with women.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (FZ29D)

166 "All because I tried something a little different. It gets you noticed."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:07 PM


*begins feverishly searching eBay for leisure suits.*

Posted by: The geeky dweeb in Apt 3C at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (2Ez/1)

167 People, pray for your kids and their future spouses from the time your kids are born. I'm not kidding. Every day one of my prayers is asking God to lead my children to find good spouses. I trust God to know who will be a good spouse for my children so I make no further demands on that score, lol.

So far I have one married daughter, and her husband is the absolute gold standard. And it looks like we will have one and possibly two engagements this year or early next, also to wonderful people. So two more kids to go.

It works, but it takes time. Start now because it's never too late.

Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (afFes)

168 The carpet *and* the drapes.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2026 03:10 PM (nDXEV)

169 Cloward-Piven ain't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Dunning-Kruger perhaps?
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2026 03:07 PM (TezPK)
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For God's sake, it's two names separated by a hyphen. Don't be so picky.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 24, 2026 03:10 PM (amcLV)

170 Everything a majority has been imploring Congress to do will stop. The budget will become a stalemate and every process will be weaponized.

It’s amazing how when we are in power everyone screams they’re not doing enough. Then when we are out of power everyone’s like- meh, it doesn’t matter.

One of these is not like the other.

And yes the senate will stop most of it. Between retirements and new seats we will have a bigger majority. But who trust Thune? Raise your hand.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 03:10 PM (Q7yzj)

171 Cloward-Piven ain't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (amcLV)
_______

"From the river to the sea, motherfucker!"

-- Retarded Pro-Hamas Goatfucker

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

172
Her Majesty acquired me as fourth prize in a raffle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 03:10 PM (O0L8i)

173 Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (mmrXZ)

Thanks for explaining that. It's a ludicrous argument.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 03:10 PM (xPsv8)

174 138 It’s pretty easy. If Republicans don’t get out to vote, the House is gone. We need numbers big enough to beat the fraud.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 03:04 PM (Q7yzj)

I have 3 nephews (I helped raise when my brother was killed) and all 3 are conservatives. 26, 28 and 32. The youngest is the smartest, most conservative and most responsible. He votes in every election. The other two, not so much. I’ve told those two that if they want a share of Aunt TxAnn’s modest estate upon her demise, they better vote this November and I want to see a pic of their ballot taken in the booth. Desperate times call for desperate measure.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (SjAWL)

175 There are also a lot of targeted ethnic dating apps, like loxclub for Jews, ChristianMingle for Christians, and goatass for Muslims.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

I saw Goatass open for the Sex Pistols at the Zoo Amphitheater.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (g8Ew8)

176 Turning politics into a racialist enterprise with blacks at the top and whites at the bottom with Hispanics (a majority of whom consider themselves white) in the middle is going to haunt the Democrat Party for a generation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:01 PM (RWrid)

It would do, if they had a real opponent as Trump has proven.

We will see what comes of everything but Republicans have not given me the warms and fuzzies about their own future. It FEELS like they want to make a third party happen so Dems can do what Labour did in Britain. Win by default.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (Nyq9f)

177 Simple: they want free money.

Posted by: Duh at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (2Ez/1)

178 You encounter a problem with free markets. You think "I know! Let's try socialism!"

Now, you have two problems.
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

Three, because you are now starving.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy)

179 Turning politics into a racialist enterprise with blacks at the top and whites at the bottom with Hispanics (a majority of whom consider themselves white) in the middle is going to haunt the Democrat Party for a generation.

The concept of Hispanic as a race is fake and gay, Hispanics understand that, and it shows every time the Democrats try to make it load-bearing in some way.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (2ocoG)

180 Left: "It's for the Children!!!"
Truth: It's for the politicians and their cronies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (l3cgK)

181 I look at the grandkids of Diogenes, whom I love very much and realize I won't like!y live long enough to see grandkids. They will.come along but 3 of the four are adults now and not even dating. Covid ravaged their generation.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (2WIwB)

182 170 Everything a majority has been imploring Congress to do will stop. The budget will become a stalemate and every process will be weaponized.

It’s amazing how when we are in power everyone screams they’re not doing enough. Then when we are out of power everyone’s like- meh, it doesn’t matter.

One of these is not like the other.

And yes the senate will stop most of it. Between retirements and new seats we will have a bigger majority. But who trust Thune? Raise your hand.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 03:10 PM (Q7yzj)

========

What advancements are Congress making now?

Personally, I'm looking forward to Jeffries starting a government shutdown with a 4 seat majority leading to Trump invoking the Impoundment Act to just pull massive funding from the EPA, Education Department, and others to fund extra pizza parties for ICE agents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (RWrid)

183 Met my husband at a cocktail party. 50 people standing around with a drink, having conversations. That would make Gen Z lose their minds.

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (enNUy)

184 178 You encounter a problem with free markets. You think "I know! Let's try socialism!"

Now, you have two problems.
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

Three, because you are now starving.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy)

As the saying goes, the "F" in Communism is for food...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (l3cgK)

185 Her Majesty acquired me as fourth prize in a raffle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 03:10 PM (O0L8i)
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Better than being the booby prize!

Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (afFes)

186 >>>We need numbers big enough to beat the fraud.

>It means nothing if you don't do something about it. A slap on the wrist, and they're right back at it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (SwCxT)

187 {bluebell}

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (Nyq9f)

188 Talarico is going down like Jasmine Crocket on a buffet.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (Q7yzj)

189 183 Met my husband at a cocktail party. 50 people standing around with a drink, having conversations. That would make Gen Z lose their minds.

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (enNUy)

Indeed; no phones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (l3cgK)

190 Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (afFes)

Thanks for the encouragement . I pray for that everyday. It's a bit harder, I think, when your son or daughter is an introvert .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (xPsv8)

191
The argument is that black people were ripped off of generational wealth.

___________

The sum and total of my inheritance was $0.00, good habits and high standards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 03:12 PM (O0L8i)

192 Musk's response on USAID reminds me of Sam Kinison's bit on starving kids in Ethiopia, the part about the guilt-tripping informercials. "Why don't you feed him, YOU'RE ONLY FIVE FEET AWAY! Why don't you give him one of the SANDWICHES YOU PACKED FOR THE DAY!"

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 24, 2026 03:13 PM (9ZFZd)

193 176
It would do, if they had a real opponent as Trump has proven.

We will see what comes of everything but Republicans have not given me the warms and fuzzies about their own future. It FEELS like they want to make a third party happen so Dems can do what Labour did in Britain. Win by default.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (Nyq9f)

=====

I still haven't gotten a good and realistic answer for what Thune should do to Tillis to make him vote the way Trump wants.

Tillis is gone in 6 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:13 PM (RWrid)

194 Marriage sucks

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 03:13 PM (+PUOE)

195 The left has decided the reason there is any poverty in the world is because Elon Musk is a trillionaire.

They can't actually explain why but they are very very sure of it.
Posted by: 18-1
__________

Someone posted yesterday on the left's perception of wealth as a zero sum game. As if there's been a static amount of wealth being split up since we were cavemen.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 24, 2026 03:13 PM (XvL8K)

196 The argument is that black people were ripped off of generational wealth. They would be enjoying trust funds, real estate, other legacies that would have placed them in a higher socioeconomic class at birth.


There's so many things wrong with that thought process I don't even know where to start.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (oUopv)

197 Yeah. It has hit epidemic levels. But not for the reasons they say.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 02:56 PM (oUopv)
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Yep. I think the MGTOW movement is mostly guys who have been burned by ex-wives and girlfriends.

They have decided it's just not worth the time, effort, and money required for initiating a relationship with women.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (FZ29D)
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I wonder how much of that is real and how much is designed for media consumption and monetization. And there seem to be an awful lot of gays in the larger "manosphere" movement, as well as some serious creeps (the Tate brothers).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

198 You were talking about black turnout going down a particular percentage after black candidates lose but I had trouble verifying this. Couldn't find a reliable study. What happens when white candidates lose to blacks, does white turnout go down? What about how "winnable" the race is? Is that a determining factor?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (Nyq9f)

I don't know about other states, but this has been particularly true in Texas, and it's directly the fault of the Democrat Party. They have spent the last 30 - 40 years building up the black vote as the most important and monolithic voting block in their coalition, backed up by organizers, local politicians, and even preachers. They have told them over and over "Your community will get benefits, your politicians will get representation!, you will reap the financial rewards!" (In many cases, literal cash payouts in poorer areas)

So when an election comes around and they're told "ok none of your people this time, just suck it up and go along" they say WAIT ONE DAMN MINUTE THIS AIN'T WHAT WE WERE SOLD! And they register their displeasure by not showing up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (edUvp)

199 They aren't. There's a term for it.
It's called Passport Bro. Guys who go to the far east looking for trad women. And finding them.

I've read up on that and amusingly a common complaint is they meet a great woman, marry her, bring her to the US and in a few years she's gone local.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

What have you done for me *lately*, Eddie? Half, Eddie! I want half! I am American woman now. I want what's coming to me. Give me half, Eddie!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy, Raw at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (wVcYX)

200 I’ve told those two that if they want a share of Aunt TxAnn’s modest estate upon her demise, they better vote this November and I want to see a pic of their ballot taken in the booth. Desperate times call for desperate measure.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 24, 2026 03:11 PM (SjAWL)
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Haha! Way to go, auntie!

Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (afFes)

201 And I'm ok being alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:08 PM (oUopv)
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Same - if my wife weren't here tomorrow, I'd pack it in and be fine with that. I can't be the only guy who thinks, to put it crudely, there's no way some woman is getting my DNA. All they have to do is claim later that they didn't want to kiss or whatever and the guy is toast.

I love my wife and will stick with her but no other woman will ever get my DNA. Too risky

Posted by: 496 at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (sOtuf)

202 Nope. Flat refusal. She doesn't like it.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (mkw2N)

Could be a maintenance issue.
Long hair is a pain to keep up.

Longer wash times.
Longer time fixing it up.
Stray hairs everywhere.

It looks good, but she figures that she already has you so who is she trying to impress having long hair now?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (6ydKt)

203 There was a clear racial preference in the primary, and the black electorate lost. They respond by not turning out as much.

Especially with Crockett shitting on Talarico all the time.

Talarico is going to go down in flames in an epic way. It's actually funny that nobody seems to believe that.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

he's like a discount Beto, except he won't get the Hispanic vote.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 03:15 PM (uhVAy)

204 As if USAID actually helped poor starving african kids.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 03:15 PM (n5tGW)

205
Give me half, Eddie!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy, Raw at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (wVcYX)

___________

The zebra bitch after talking to an American woman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 03:15 PM (O0L8i)

206 Met Mrs.D when I gave the secretary at the airport where I worked a ride home. Future Mrs D was babysitting. Cut off shorts, tank top, CCR on the radio. Damn I loved the 60's!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2026 03:16 PM (2WIwB)

207 They aren't. There's a term for it.
It's called Passport Bro. Guys who go to the far east looking for trad women. And finding them.

I've read up on that and amusingly a common complaint is they meet a great woman, marry her, bring her to the US and in a few years she's gone local.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

The template for Passport Bros is that they *don't come back*

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)

208 Yep. I think the MGTOW movement is mostly guys who have been burned by ex-wives and girlfriends.

They have decided it's just not worth the time, effort, and money required for initiating a relationship with women.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (FZ29D)

I'm not at all MGTOW. I very much want a partner to share my life with.

What I am, though, is a realist. I'm 45, well employed, funny, and medium looking. In the NoVa area. Every trying to get to the 'dating' part is dangerous up here. Most women are very left just for starters. Add in that if you talk to the wrong girl out in the wild and you're looking at shrieks of harassment. Bars are out - no thanks. Work is out - dangerous and complicated. So apps?

I think it's absolutely worth the time, effort, and money required. But the pool is remarkably small and fraught with peril.

Hence the looking for work in other parts of the country.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 24, 2026 03:16 PM (AdHga)

209 I asked my wife to grow out her hair.

Nope. Flat refusal. She doesn't like it.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (mkw2N)

Why would she? She's already hooked her man.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 03:16 PM (g8Ew8)

210 Including someone very close to me, I can name ten individuals aged from 21 to 30, all on a pretty good professional track, and all with a healthy circle of friends, and none are in an even casual dating situation. One of these individuals has a recently engaged friend, so including her, that's one in eleven, with the remaining ten not interested in playing the game..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 03:16 PM (nbLIj)

211 I still haven't gotten a good and realistic answer for what Thune should do to Tillis to make him vote the way Trump wants.

Tillis is gone in 6 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:13 PM (RWrid)

Why won't Republicans recess and allow Trump to make recess appointments? Who is stopping it?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:16 PM (Nyq9f)

212 180 Left: "It's for the Children!!!"
Truth: It's for the politicians and their cronies...
Posted by: jim

But not the British children.

Posted by: George Washington at July 24, 2026 03:17 PM (7qRkV)

213 203 he's like a discount Beto, except he won't get the Hispanic vote.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 03:15 PM (uhVAy)

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In 2018 when Beto gave new life to the Blexas idea, Cruz, deeply unpopular and terrible politician and incumbent, beat him by 3.

6 years later, Cruz beat Allred, a black man and former football star at some level by 9.

Really, the state has shifted to the right over the last decade, and people keep acting like it hasn't. Doesn't mean it won't last forever, but it does mean that it's not going to suddenly go obviously gay white twink in 2026.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:17 PM (RWrid)

214 They aren't. There's a term for it.
It's called Passport Bro. Guys who go to the far east looking for trad women. And finding them.

I've read up on that and amusingly a common complaint is they meet a great woman, marry her, bring her to the US and in a few years she's gone local.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

What have you done for me *lately*, Eddie? Half, Eddie! I want half! I am American woman now. I want what's coming to me. Give me half, Eddie!
Posted by: Eddie Murphy, Raw at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (wVcYX)
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I thought the Passport Bros were dudes with money flying to exotic locations to bang the local girls and then leave.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

215 211 Why won't Republicans recess and allow Trump to make recess appointments? Who is stopping it?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:16 PM (Nyq9f)

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Full recess requires a floor vote.

Will Tillis vote for that? What about Murkowski, Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, or Cornyn?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:17 PM (RWrid)

216 There are also a lot of targeted ethnic dating apps, like loxclub for Jews, ChristianMingle for Christians, and goatass for Muslims.

Posted by: Elric The Blade


Farmersonly.com & Farmersdatingservice.com.
Yeah. They're real things.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:17 PM (oUopv)

217 I still haven't gotten a good and realistic answer for what TI still haven't gotten a good and realistic answer for what Thune should do to Tillis to make him vote the way Trump wants.
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Hold his portfolio hostage?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 24, 2026 03:18 PM (amcLV)

218 I could personally up the birth rate in America if I could get sponsorships from both Guinness and AC/DC.

The Horde Men need to jump on this grenade and help the women of the USA out of this slump.

Do it for America.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:18 PM (vFpe0)

219 I've seen some videos by young women, who appear to be somewhat sane, asking "where are the good successful guys?!? They aren't in the bars or on the dating sites or anywhere else I look?!?"

And then you see the videos, dozens for each of the ones you reference, of women saying creep, don't approach women, I've cheated on every guy I've ever dated, I choose the bear, I'm the prize.

Live by social media, die by social media.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 03:18 PM (ExV1e)

220 The argument is that black people were ripped off of generational wealth. They would be enjoying trust funds, real estate, other legacies that would have placed them in a higher socioeconomic class at birth.

There's so many things wrong with that thought process I don't even know where to start.


They kind of were, but the mechanism is not what they think it is. Circa 1960 data was released indicating that by 1985 blacks would be as middle class and successful as whites. That set off alarm bells at the DNC so they had Kennedy shot, cranked up race agitation, and ultimately LBJ put the government in the business of paying women to be single mothers.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:18 PM (2ocoG)

221 I thought the Passport Bros were dudes with money flying to exotic locations to bang the local girls and then leave.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


That's just being a guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:18 PM (oUopv)

222 People would be more satisfied with their lives if they liked and subscribed.

20 away from 1,000 people.

We can do this together.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:45 PM


Perchance they're waiting for something?

Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at July 24, 2026 03:18 PM (0sNs1)

223 Especially with Crockett shitting on Talarico all the time.

Talarico is going to go down in flames in an epic way. It's actually funny that nobody seems to believe that.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

What I love about this whole situation is that the Democrats never thought about the downside of letting a big loudmouthed ghetto girl become an important figure in their party. She makes good soundbites!

And it's a complete shock to them that now she's mad and she's acting like a big loudmouthed ghetto girl about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 03:18 PM (edUvp)

224 Full recess requires a floor vote.

Will Tillis vote for that? What about Murkowski, Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, or Cornyn?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:17 PM (RWrid)

Ok. If they're the only ones stopping it.....

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:19 PM (Nyq9f)

225 Imagine all the generational wealth I'd have today if those brutish Anglo-Saxons hadn't seized the British Isles in the 7th Century.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 03:19 PM (NfVx4)

226 We were in Portugal a couple weeks ago. I told my 19 year old grandson to start looking around for a wife.
Saw no claws or Digmes.
#noBimbos

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

227 204 As if USAID actually helped poor starving african kids.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

You might want to sit down for this...I have something to tell you about the billions spent fighting homelessness (and building high speed rail) here in California.

Posted by: Spencer Pratt at July 24, 2026 03:20 PM (7qRkV)

228 I think a bog part of the problem with the lady's new haircut is the bangs. Isn't an example of a bad entering your head, "I think I'll give myself bangs!"? I think her hair also needs lightened.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 24, 2026 03:20 PM (2ap+5)

229 Could be a maintenance issue.
Long hair is a pain to keep up.

Longer wash times.
Longer time fixing it up.
Stray hairs everywhere.


She doesn't like how it feels on her neck. That was the primary complaint.

It looks good, but she figures that she already has you so who is she trying to impress having long hair now?

I've lost 30 lbs in the last 3 months and have been hitting the gym hard for three years now. I'm doing it to impress her and myself.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 03:20 PM (mkw2N)

230 Wait. I thought she said she WAS the table...

Posted by: Disillusioned at July 24, 2026 03:20 PM (2Ez/1)

231 If you're a passport bro, don't be an LBH.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (rJ48h)

232 194 Marriage sucks

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 03:13 PM (+PUOE)

It has its ups and downs. All I can tell you is I miss my wife terribly since she passed away 2 1/2 years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)

233 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (hXKAn)

234 224 Full recess requires a floor vote.

Will Tillis vote for that? What about Murkowski, Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, or Cornyn?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:17 PM (RWrid)

Ok. If they're the only ones stopping it.....

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 03:19 PM (Nyq9f)

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People keep asserting that Thune can just make recess happen.

It's not the Senate rules. Senate rules are a clear majority of the Senate needs to approve it.

We have 5 Republicans with obvious histories of anti-Trump behavior (including Ernst, who tried to torpedo the Hegseth nomination) who are out at the end of this Congress. That's 48, at best, GOP Senators to vote for a full recess, and that includes Murkowski who is just a Democrat.

And no, Fetterman won't vote for a full recess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (RWrid)

235 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 03:19 PM (NfVx4)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (G7WXk)

236 Solution may be to marry a woman from a foreign country that believe in Marriage and Family.

Leave these Worthless "What Can You Do for Me" American Women behind to wallow in their Mire.
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 24, 2026 02:44 PM (5+jvJ)


On average, women will conform to the culture around them. Bringing one of those traditional women here will, more likely than not, turn her into a postmodern woman.

So, you can be a "passport bro" -- and stay *there*. Be an expat. But that means giving up on America, which I still believe is the best hope for a future with human liberty and dignity, let alone prosperity. If the U.S. falls to Islamunist tyranny, its power will be used to spread it everywhere, and no place will be safe.

But if staying means Darwinian failure, it's a sensible alternative, I guess. The more women who make themselves unmarriageable, the more men who will fail to find a mate, and there's no easy answer to that. You'd have to change the culture itself -- and if you made progress, then you'd presumably get the Charlie Kirk treatment.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (Sy6m/)

237 I thought the Passport Bros were dudes with money flying to exotic locations to bang the local girls and then leave.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


That's just being a guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:18 PM (oUopv)
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Well, yea. But the PPB (as I understand it) are much more organized about it. Like meeting girls on dating apps from that country beforehand, picking destinations solely based on the local quality, etc.

They aren't just drunk college bros going to FL on spring break hoping to get laid.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

238 "Where are all the good men?"

With the good women.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (nDXEV)

239 Farmersonly.com & Farmersdatingservice.com.
Yeah. They're real things.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 03:17 PM (oUopv)

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Goodbye city life!
Green Acres we are here

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at July 24, 2026 03:22 PM (NfVx4)

240
There are old show photos of Her Majesty with big hair. Daaammmnnnn!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 03:22 PM (O0L8i)

241 men and women need to find a way back to each other"

Nah. Not worth it.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:22 PM (XuXeR)

242 I thought the Passport Bros were dudes with money flying to exotic locations to bang the local girls and then leave.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

It's kinda both. Some go just to hook up and have a good time, others go to find a more traditional wife. Both go for the advantages even a modest US income provides in poor nations. In the US, old rich celebrities pull hot young women. Overseas, you can be old and "rich" and pull hot younger women.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 24, 2026 03:23 PM (7qRkV)

243 Wonder why they used Mrs. Incredible letterhead to lay off 108 Pixar employees -

https://tinyurl.com/4h6dh5mf

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 03:23 PM (kX27y)

244 One incredibly unfair roadblock to helping America is every time I point out a pretty single woman at the grocery store to my wife and patriotically suggest helping her to become a mother, my wife keeps throwing another box of rat poison into our cart.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:23 PM (vFpe0)

245 [O/T -- Humor:]

A little girl was talking with her teacher about whales.

The teacher explained that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, although whales are very large mammals, their throats are relatively small.

The little girl replied, “But Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”

Slightly irritated, the teacher repeated,

“No, that's impossible. A whale simply could not swallow a human being.”

The little girl thought for a moment and then said,

“When I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah.”

The teacher smiled and replied, “And what if Jonah went to hell?”

Without missing a beat, the little girl answered,
“Then you can ask him."

x.com/Soaringeagle45/status/
2080457117090140555

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 03:23 PM (hXKAn)

246

Yep. I think the MGTOW movement is mostly guys who have been burned by ex-wives and girlfriends.

They have decided it's just not worth the time, effort, and money required for initiating a relationship with women.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (FZ29D)
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I wonder how much of that is real and how much is designed for media consumption and monetization. And there seem to be an awful lot of gays in the larger "manosphere" movement, as well as some serious creeps (the Tate brothers).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

well, it mostly only exists on the internets and its avatars wear very tight & revealing shpandeks , so ...

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 03:23 PM (GD0B3)

247 Tay-Tay has had bangs and teenage leotards for 30 years. You'd think that shit would grow old, but low IQ fans suck that up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 03:24 PM (SwCxT)

248 I thought the passport bros were the old guys who went to Asia to bang little boys

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:24 PM (enNUy)

249 102 I don't understand why people who never owned slaves nor did their parents, grandparents and possibly great grandparents should pay reparations to people who were never slaves. What is the percentage of people who think this is a good idea?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 02:54 PM (xPsv

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A very small percentage of white Americans owned slaves. There is no law that was created by America to enact slavery. America didn't invent slavery, it is over 50,000 years old. Some of the oldest cave drawings depict slavery. America and England are the first 2 countries in the entire world to abolish slavery. 400,000 white men died to end slavery in America, none of those guys ever even had slaves. When Columbus arrived in North America, most native Americans were slaves. Slavery was the norm in Europe and Asia for centuries. Black Africans hold the record for most slaves owned throughout history.

The reparations argument is used by dumb people to incite dumb people.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 03:24 PM (9CZQg)

250 The reparations argument is used by dumb people to incite dumb people.
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This^^^

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 24, 2026 03:25 PM (IMPuq)

251 "Where are all the good men?"

With the good women.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (nDXEV)

In their clean, organized homes, finishing a well-cooked meal, about to have some Afternoon Delight.

Posted by: True Memes at July 24, 2026 03:25 PM (wVcYX)

252 People, pray for your kids and their future spouses from the time your kids are born. I'm not kidding. Every day one of my prayers is asking God to lead my children to find good spouses....
Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2026 03:09 PM (afFes)

This! Just as we prayed for Trump...

It has its ups and downs. All I can tell you is I miss my wife terribly since she passed away 2 1/2 years ago.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)

Also this. Trust me. Don't know what you got 'til it's gone.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at July 24, 2026 03:26 PM (JCLJi)

253 Did the good mayor, Mamdani, comment?? Security get increased??

Thursday, July 23, 2026, at approximately 1:31 p.m., coinciding with Tisha B'Av.

Where: Manhattan’s Upper West Side (first incident near West 84th Street and Central Park West; second incident near West 86th Street and Amsterdam Avenue, close to an Orthodox synagogue).

Victims: Two men aged 57 (Asian) and 50 (Jewish, wearing a kippah), both hospitalized in stable condition.

Suspect: 51-year-old Raul Morales, taken into custody by the New York Police Department shortly after the attacks.

Witnesses and a victim reported that the suspect shouted "Allahu akbar" during the assaults.

The Left is miserable and doesn't want norms to have any freedom, families...even life.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 03:26 PM (NFX2v)

254
Slavery is the Poisonous Legacy of Colonialism. Can we be held responsible for the British, Dutch, French and Spanish introducing it? They're the ones who should be paying reparations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 03:26 PM (O0L8i)

255 Nood

Posted by: nckate at July 24, 2026 03:27 PM (enNUy)

256 It has its ups and downs. All I can tell you is I miss my wife terribly since she passed away 2 1/2 years ago.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)

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I'm sure there are a few good marriages out there.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 03:27 PM (DbmIv)

257 249.

100%.
The third human was probably a slave. The fourth human probably probably joined with the third to create the second army.

Human nature keeps rolling on.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 24, 2026 03:27 PM (vFpe0)

258 should pay reparations to people who were never slaves."

Forced labor has been part of the human story since... forever. Still is in most of the world, too.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 03:27 PM (XuXeR)

259 Communists realized the "workers' were just too satisfied in western capitalist societies to support communism.

So they set about changing that.

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The American Marxist cultural revolution of the '60s and '70s failed because they couldn't seize the means of PHYSICAL production.

They then "retooled and seized upon" Herbert Marcuse's strategy of taking over all the institutions beginning with the academy.

Now they've succeeded because they have effectively seized the means of KNOWLEDGE, INFORMATION, and COMMUNICATIONS production.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 03:28 PM (hXKAn)

260 I was holding out for a hero.

Posted by: The ghost of Bonnie Tyler at July 24, 2026 03:28 PM (2Ez/1)

261 In their clean, organized homes, finishing a well-cooked meal, about to have some Afternoon Delight.
Posted by: True Memes at July 24, 2026 03:25 PM (wVcYX)

How are so many guys familiar with my wife's dessert?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2026 03:29 PM (nDXEV)

262 Nood

Ace

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 24, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

263 I could never do Number 2 when I was dating.

***


Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 02:55 PM (mkw2N)

I assume there's more context here if I read up...

Posted by: LASue at July 24, 2026 03:31 PM (mFhj8)

264 Slavery is the Poisonous Legacy of Colonialism. Can we be held responsible for the British, Dutch, French and Spanish introducing it? They're the ones who should be paying reparations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 03:26 PM (O0L8i)

Please read some history. There's been slaves since there's been humans. And it's still going on in many places.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 03:32 PM (g8Ew8)

265 102 I don't understand why people who never owned slaves nor did their parents, grandparents and possibly great grandparents should pay reparations to people who were never slaves. What is the percentage of people who think this is a good idea?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Surely, Sunny Hostin agrees now that she learned she's from a family of slave holders.

Btw, if Irish, sometime somewhere you had family members that were slaves.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 03:33 PM (NFX2v)

266 We were in Portugal a couple weeks ago. I told my 19 year old grandson to start looking around for a wife.
Saw no claws or Digmes.
#noBimbos
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

My sister in law is 1st gen Portuguese. Brother stayed married to her until death. Neither I, nor my two sisters were able to keep that vow. Advantage: Portugal...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 03:36 PM (nbLIj)

267 I don't understand why people who never owned slaves nor did their parents, grandparents and possibly great grandparents should pay reparations to people who were never slaves. What is the percentage of people who think this is a good idea?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Old & Busted: Generational Wealth.
New Hotness: Generational Guilt.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 03:37 PM (hXKAn)

268 254
Slavery is the Poisonous Legacy of Colonialism. Can we be held responsible for the British, Dutch, French and Spanish introducing it? They're the ones who should be paying reparations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 03:26 PM (O0L8i)

Western Slavery of the 16th through 19th centuries.
Slavery existed in Africa, as tribes enslaved other tribes and sold them to the Western and Muslim slavers.
China had slaves.
Muslims had and have slaves.
Natives in the Americas had slaves.
Slavery was the rule, not the exception, for most of humanity's existence.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 03:40 PM (l3cgK)

269 Now they've succeeded because they have effectively seized the means of KNOWLEDGE, INFORMATION, and COMMUNICATIONS production.
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 03:28 PM (hXKAn)

Not so fast!

Posted by: X (formerly twitter) at July 24, 2026 03:59 PM (5y2L0)

270 Slavery is the Poisonous Legacy of Colonialism. Can we be held responsible for the British, Dutch, French and Spanish introducing it? They're the ones who should be paying reparations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 03:26 PM (O0L8i)
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You misspelled the Ottoman Empire.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)

271 Portugal was the first European country to engage in the transatlantic slave trade and the last to fully abolish it. Portuguese merchants forcibly transported an estimated 6 million enslaved Africans—more than any other nation—and the crown did not fully abolish slavery across all its territories until 1869. (AI Overview) A must read.

And Portuguese are not Spanish.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 04:51 PM (NFX2v)

Elon Musk Demolishes Snarky Superior Editor of The Economist

The extremist didn't like being told that she's the actual extremist.

Elon Musk sat down with The Economist's editor-in-chief, Zanny Minton Beddoes, and boy, did she get more than what she was asking for. If she thought she could lob a bunch of accusations against him, and he'd just take it sitting down.

He didn't.

Instead, Beddoes got schooled, and the internet is still talking about it.

The interview covered plenty of ground, but two exchanges stood out as the moments Musk completely dismantled Beddoes' entire premise.

The first came when she tried to paint Musk as a supporter of Europe's "far right."

"You support not just the populist right, but the far right, in fact, very fringe parties in some countries," Beddoes said.

Musk wasn't having it.

"No, I support the normal people -- what do you call the far right, falsely," Musk said.

Beddoes pressed on, asking if Musk really believed those parties represented normal people. Musk's response exposed exactly how the media manufactures its labels.

"Yes, literally, you could go back 10 or 15 years, and these policies were completely normal," Musk said. "One of the tricks that I think is funny is to take a speech from Obama and Hillary, and then go to someone who's sort of on the sort of what I call the lunatic left, and say, 'What do you think of the speech by Trump?' They're like, 'Oh wow, he's the worst person ever.' 'Actually, that was a speech by Obama,' or 'Actually, that was a speech by Hillary.' Literally."

Beddoes tried to pivot, insisting she wasn't talking about the Democrat Party's leftward lurch but about specific figures like Rupert Lowe. Musk shut that down, too, laying out exactly what "far right" actually means to people like Beddoes.

"It's actually just normal people. And here are the principles -- tell me which of these sound terrible: That we should have secure borders? That we should have safe cities? That we should have sensible spending?" Musk asked. "Which of those three are far right fringe? I would like to just admonish you and the media for the absurd characterization of the far right. It is false and misleading and nonsense."

Phil Trubey
@PTrubey

...

And then came the oh-so-typical, increasingly tiresome part of most long journalist interviews: the interviewer constructs a straw-man version of Elon and argues against it. Elon carefully explained that he isn't a raging far-right extremist, racist Nazi who kills puppies ... and the journalist still didn't believe it. It is so effing tiresome.

The lack of self-awareness on the part of journalists is off the charts. She complained about Elon's supposed misperception of how dangerous London is, while remaining oblivious to the role she plays in creating the giant misperception of Elon as a person in her own writing.

Elon defended his political views, saying he is for secure borders, locking up criminals, and balanced government spending, something even she had to admit didn't sound crazy.

And... that's about it for an 85-minute interview. I couldn't help but think that the next long-form interview Elon does should be conducted by an AI.


Is he right that if you go back 10, 15 years, you hear Democrat establishment politicians claiming (dishonestly) that they believe in border enforcement?

Well yes he is right:

It's not the right that became "far right." We stayed pretty much where we were. It's the left who became far left.

Here she berates him about his prediction that England is on a glide-path to civil war. See, Elon Musk hasn't been there in a couple of years, ergo his understanding of the rich and vibrant culture of the UK is way out of date.

On the other hand, she sees things perfectly, and the UK is doing just great!


When this greasy twat told him that millions of people hated him, he told her that millions of people hate her, too.

But she doesn't care about them. They don't count. They're Unpeople.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (XHO5P)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (eVWBS)

3 The whole of the media is assured that they are the smarter than any conservative. (Or in Elon's case, centrist.)

Their priests assured them this was forever the truth.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 24, 2026 01:22 PM (XHO5P)

4 I nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 01:22 PM (eVWBS)

5 She made the face.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 01:22 PM (YwEeS)

6 Trump is a 90s era moderate Democrat. Musk is a 00s era moderate Democrat which is why the FNM calls them both far right extremists right now

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

7 He didn't do quite as well as Jordan Peterson but Musk reminded me of him in this interview

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

8 That's why it's so easy to show them to be fools, OVER AND OVER, if you simply don't accept their premises.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 24, 2026 01:22 PM (XHO5P)

9 The Economist: Making 112 IQ People Think They Are 140 Since the 1800's

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Nyq9f)

10 Yeah, I looked at this yesterday.

Elon held his own well.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Fi81e)

11 Is he right that if you go back 10, 15 years, you hear Democrat establishment politicians claiming (dishonestly) that they believe in border enforcement?

There is a speech by Bernie Sanders where he says of course letting illegals in will lower salaries for Americans and therefore we shouldn't do it.

But that's before the left figured out how to properly grift off of illegals and harvest their ballots

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

12
Hilarious, Obama promising to go after employers of illegal aliens. Not even the GOPe would do that now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:24 PM (mmrXZ)

13 What has Zanny done to be deserving of three names?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 24, 2026 01:24 PM (2Ez/1)

14 She looks a lot like Abigail Spamberger, White Witch of Richmond.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 01:25 PM (SgdqL)

15 It is amazing how incurious, midwitted, and unspectacular even "elite" journalists are these days.

Decades of just accepting party-line narratives might be as bad for the brain as crack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:25 PM (RWrid)

16 Can we label this interview:

Wealthy elderly white woman blames world's problems on African American.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

17 The Economist: Making 112 IQ People Think They Are 140 Since the 1800's
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Actually the first practical intelligence test was invented in 1905 by French psychologists Alfred Binet and Théodore Simon. The term IQ was coined several years later.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 24, 2026 01:26 PM (Nyq9f)

18 There's no such thing as the 'far right,'
youtube.com/watch?v=K3oQn3Y6Blk

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 01:26 PM (diia5)

19 It is amazing how incurious, midwitted, and unspectacular even "elite" journalists are these days.

Thinking for yourself has gotten a number of left of center celebs cancelled. They all know it is dangerous to deviate from the narrative.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

20 19 It is amazing how incurious, midwitted, and unspectacular even "elite" journalists are these days.

Thinking for yourself has gotten a number of left of center celebs cancelled. They all know it is dangerous to deviate from the narrative.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

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"Wait...did that freakish looking person just say that he's a woman? He's obviously a dude. He has a beard."

*Invasion of the Body Snatchers scream*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:26 PM (RWrid)

21 Unfortunately, her lack of self-awareness is such that, immediately following the interview, she probably exchanged high-fives with her producers, thinking she had owned Elon in the interview.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 24, 2026 01:27 PM (bNf8H)

22
Yeah, I looked at this yesterday.

Elon held his own well.
Posted by: Axeman

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He refused to back down, but I'm not seeing the kind of "DESTRUCTION!" and "SCHOOLING!!!!" that these video masters always promise. One could argue that the interviewer held her own, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:27 PM (mmrXZ)

23 What has Zanny done to be deserving of three names?
One for each hole

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 24, 2026 01:27 PM (B78cn)

24 The Economist's editor-in-chief, Zanny Minton Beddoes

It sounds like a joke. If you wanted to make up a silly British name, you couldn't do better. Well, maybe Raymond Luxury Yacht or Throatwarbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:27 PM (Riz8t)

25 Elon is Nietzsche's Superman

to have Elon and Trump on the scene at the same time in history is a stroke of good fortune

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 01:27 PM (ZxPkt)

26
Actually the first practical intelligence test was invented in 1905 by French psychologists Alfred Binet and Théodore Simon. The term IQ was coined several years later.


Lefties will tell you IQ is rayciss then brag about their IQ scores on reddit.

Again we live in stupid times

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

27 "I think a lot more people hate YOU and the MEDIA than you realize!"

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 01:27 PM (vDZgA)

28 Whatta bitch.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 01:28 PM (UjdFS)

29 Yeah, I looked at this yesterday. Elon held his own well.

Elon - and in all fairness, Democrats starting with Obama - grasp something that most of the Republican Leadership still won't.

If you try to please everyone, you please no one. Now that's not an idea original to me by any means. And noticed I used won't instead of don't.

But that's the thing. So it all comes down to the margins. Barry Sortoro was perfectly fine with pleasing 51% at the expense of the other 49%. I don't know that I'd advise cutting it that close. But if you're on the 75% side of the argument ? Screw the other 25%. Especially when its the same 25% you're always at odds with on everything.

The flaw in everything I just said ? It assumes an opposition party. The GOP is not.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:28 PM (RhUi2)

30 Unfortunately, her lack of self-awareness is such that, immediately following the interview, she probably exchanged high-fives with her producers, thinking she had owned Elon in the interview.

I got a different vibe. She was intellectually completely outmatched and she knew it. She was being a lot more careful than a lot of them are because she knew the risk of humiliation was very high.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (Riz8t)

31 Zanny Minton Beddoes, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Point / Counter Point at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (wVcYX)

32 But she doesn't care about them. They don't count. They're Unpeople.

*Romanian Christmas buffs its nails*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (vDZgA)

33 I used to get The Economist by mail, back when it was on newsprint. Fantastic publication, in general. In-depth and usually literate/reasonable coverage of many things that back then got little attention - obscure global conflicts, economic trends, even technology. Fantastic writing, British English at its best.

Last few times I've seen stuff from it - I think their editorials - they've been the same sophomoric illiterate arrogant morally narcissistic undergrad crap one gets from the rest of the "press" for a few decades now. Unserious garbage.

Sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (U/Byj)

34 Decades of just accepting party-line narratives might be as bad for the brain as crack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:25 PM (RWrid)

Except no one's giving out 5 dollar blow jobs to get some party line narrative

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (Nyq9f)

35 When will Trump target one one of false narrative fabrication machines known as the MSM?
Target them means pull their broadcast license due to provable , numerous lies and distortion over many years time.
If Trump wants to fire up his base for the mid terms let him make an example of one of the many deserving MSM targets.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (isn6i)

36 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (2YhKe)

37 Interviewer = British twatwaffle

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (2YhKe)

38 29 The flaw in everything I just said ? It assumes an opposition party. The GOP is not.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:28 PM (RhUi2)

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People need to remove themselves from the idea that that GOP of today is the same as the GOP of 2003.

It's not.

It's actually shifted a lot. And the loss of five key old school senators next term (Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, Cornyn, and Tillis) is going to shift the Senate GOP caucus heavily to the right.

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2058609208287789558

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:30 PM (RWrid)

39 34 Decades of just accepting party-line narratives might be as bad for the brain as crack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:25 PM (RWrid)

Except no one's giving out 5 dollar blow jobs to get some party line narrative

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (Nyq9f)

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"You obviously aren't invited to the good parties."
-MTG

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:31 PM (RWrid)

40 It's actually shifted a lot. And the loss of five key old school senators next term (Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, Collins, and Tillis) is going to shift the Senate GOP caucus heavily to the right.

I predict Fetterman will go I but caucus with us, while Murk will switch to Democrat. She might as well, since I think she's gone in '28 regardless.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

41 You have to understand how progressives/Democrats/etc view the 'left/right' paradigm

They see themselves at Square One: perfectly reasonable, well-thought out, morally superior.

There is no 'left' in their world view.

To their right is The Far Right. Everything is Far Right, camped out on the edge of evil.

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 01:32 PM (ZxPkt)

42 People need to remove themselves from the idea that that GOP of today is the same as the GOP of 2003.

It's not.
........

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:30 PM (RWrid)

It can shift as much as it wants. It's still not an opposition party.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:32 PM (Nyq9f)

43 >>And the loss of five key old school senators next term (Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, Collins, and Tillis)

Do you think Collins is going to lose in Maine?

Posted by: Nazdar at July 24, 2026 01:33 PM (NcvvS)

44 It's actually shifted a lot. And the loss of five key old school senators next term (Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, Collins, and Tillis) is going to shift the Senate GOP caucus heavily to the right.

Seeing is believing. And I have not yet seen.

As of today ... Trump still operates under the threat of removal. Because 34 GOP Senators have not came forward and pledged it will not happen.

That is today's GOP.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:33 PM (RhUi2)

45 Except no one's giving out 5 dollar blow jobs to get some party line narrative

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (Nyq9f)

========

"You obviously aren't invited to the good parties."
-MTG
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:31 PM (RWrid)

It's Diddy time!

Posted by: Diddy Freak Off Productions at July 24, 2026 01:33 PM (wVcYX)

46 What kind of fucking name is Zanny? Zanny is what the dog does when you come home from work.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 01:33 PM (SwCxT)

47 40
I predict Fetterman will go I but caucus with us, while Murk will switch to Democrat. She might as well, since I think she's gone in '28 regardless.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

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Murkowski loses her committee assignments if she switches. No Democrat is going to give up their positions on committees. She'll be bottom of the totem poll outside of maybe some newbies. This is why party switches never happen.

And Fetterman? I think he knows he's toast in politics and is just riding out the rest of his term. Maybe he'll try for a governor run in 2030 or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (RWrid)

48
When will Trump target one one of false narrative fabrication machines known as the MSM?
Target them means pull their broadcast license due to provable , numerous lies and distortion over many years time.
If Trump wants to fire up his base for the mid terms let him make an example of one of the many deserving MSM targets.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters

================

I keep nursing fantasies about the White House pressers. "I won't be taking any questions from your organization until we get a front-page retraction of falsehood X along with an explanation of why it happened."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (mmrXZ)

49 There is a speech by Bernie Sanders where he says of course letting illegals in will lower salaries for Americans and therefore we shouldn't do it.

But that's before the left figured out how to properly grift off of illegals and harvest their ballots
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
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Dave Rubin featured this speech of a former or current progressive (don't know which), but he was speaking to some youngsters and he said "I don't know who has fooled you, but fighting illegal immigration was long *core* to progressive politics because of the negative effects it had on the lower classes and employment".

He didn't mince a single word.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (Fi81e)

50 I read some hipster/left site talking about this interview which started accusing Musk of killing millions of children with his DOGE cuts which the delusional and crazy Musk has denied and has asked anybody to show even one verified case. As evidenced the blog cites numerous MSM new reports (PBS, NYT, WaPo...) about the massive numbers of kids that have died all over the world. And many more millions will die in coming years. (There may be no kids left in 10 years, just like the glaciers) And all completely speculative, anecdotal and based on absolutely no hard data


Hard to believe they believe this nonsense but maybe they do. Definitely believing their own propaganda.

Posted by: Ripley at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (GUOwU)

51 You have to understand how progressives/Democrats/etc view the 'left/right' paradigm

They see themselves at Square One: perfectly reasonable, well-thought out, morally superior.

There is no 'left' in their world view.

To their right is The Far Right. Everything is Far Right, camped out on the edge of evil.



Just ask the media about their political biases. They'll insist they're right down the middle, with no bias whatsoever.

How they say that with a straight face is unknown.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (Riz8t)

52 40

I predict Fetterman will go I but caucus with us, while Murk will switch to Democrat. She might as well, since I think she's gone in '28 regardless.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

The only thing decent about Fetterman is his attitude towards antisemitism. Other than that, he is pro drug, pro abortion, pro socialized medicine, the list goes on.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (Dd38x)

53 >>> 44
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Trump still operates under the threat of removal. Because 34 GOP Senators have not came forward and pledged it will not happen.

That is today's GOP.
Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:33 PM (RhUi2)

Is there a list?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (vDZgA)

54 43 >>And the loss of five key old school senators next term (Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, Collins, and Tillis)

Do you think Collins is going to lose in Maine?

Posted by: Nazdar at July 24, 2026 01:33 PM (NcvvS)

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The woman won in 2014 by 37 and in 2020 (worst GOP year EVAR) by 8.

The Democrats have had to undemocratically replace their nominee because he's a Nazi rapist with an uglier dude who does not have any grassroots appeal.

Collins wins by 20 at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:35 PM (RWrid)

55 Zombie Smedley Butler sure is talkative for a dead guy.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

56 "I don't know who has fooled you, but fighting illegal immigration was long *core* to progressive politics because of the negative effects it had on the lower classes and employment".

Supply and demand. More low skill workers, lower salaries for lower skill workers.

This has been known forever, hell, one of the points that constantly comes up in discussions on the black death is it raised salaries for those that survived because nobles now had a shortage of workers.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

57
And Fetterman? I think he knows he's toast in politics and is just riding out the rest of his term. Maybe he'll try for a governor run in 2030 or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Trying for governor ain't toast in politics. And realistically, do you think he's up to it? Maybe more like a Jesse Ventura political career -- one and done, then onto the podcasts and product/service endorsements?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:36 PM (mmrXZ)

58 Why won't R's pass SAVE?

Hate Trump? No
Love Democrats? A bit
Want the general makeup of BOTH parties under strict controls? Ding ding ding

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:36 PM (Nyq9f)

59 I'd challenge her flat out: "What is 'right'?"

People who believe that Nazis were "right-wing" are simply still spewing pap that Joe Stalin stuffed down the throats of the CPUSA mid-20th century.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:36 PM (Fi81e)

60 Zombie Smedley Butler sure is talkative for a dead guy.
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)


War is a Racket came out in 1935. I need to get some stuff off my chest. Its been a minute.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:36 PM (RhUi2)

61 44 Seeing is believing. And I have not yet seen.

As of today ... Trump still operates under the threat of removal. Because 34 GOP Senators have not came forward and pledged it will not happen.

That is today's GOP.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:33 PM (RhUi2)

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After 1/6, Trump was impeached again.

His second impeachment.

The Senate trial ended with 7 GOP Senators voting to convict him, to potentially remove him from politics forever. They could have just gotten 7 more and done it, but they failed.

5 of the 7 are out of Congress now.

No, there is absolutely no realistic threat of Trump being convicted of impeachment. If they couldn't do it after 1/6, they can't do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:36 PM (RWrid)

62
It's Diddy time!
Posted by: Diddy Freak Off Productions at July 24, 2026 01:33 PM (wVcYX)




*strokes cock*

Posted by: LeBron James at July 24, 2026 01:36 PM (2YhKe)

63 Zanny?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 01:37 PM (Cqx++)

64 52 40

I predict Fetterman will go I but caucus with us, while Murk will switch to Democrat. She might as well, since I think she's gone in '28 regardless.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

The only thing decent about Fetterman is his attitude towards antisemitism. Other than that, he is pro drug, pro abortion, pro socialized medicine, the list goes on.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (Dd38x)

I thought he was also for having a secure border?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 24, 2026 01:37 PM (9ZFZd)

65 >>Collins wins by 20 at least.

Thanks. Surprised she was on the list of departing Senators.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 24, 2026 01:37 PM (NcvvS)

66 The absolute worst was his “I support common sense not sides” response when pressed about his right wing political views. I wish she had pushed back harder on his extremist answers. But I sensed she didn't want to or could not, perhaps for fear of him just cutting the interview short.

The hypocrisy of supporting free speech but being so distrusting of people with different thoughts and values, and so belittling when being challenged, showed how immature he is

What’s the relationship between aircon and guns? Why the comparison in deaths? Or are they just two things Americans are weirdly obsessed with?

He needs that centrist and left wing money back to push up his stock prices. Not gonna happen.

He needs the governments money. I'm convince Tesla only got big from that tax rebate of 7500 USD.

He saw Tucker go on this show and saw that it was generally seen as successful in right wing circles, so he was like “lemme try”

“I’m not racist, i have kids with 4 women and one of them is half Indian” (even though she totally looks white)

Racism Allegations: **DEFEATED**

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2026 01:37 PM (7qRkV)

67 Zombie Smedley Butler sure is talkative for a dead guy.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)



Doof and Piper still post quite often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 01:37 PM (2YhKe)

68 >How they say that with a straight face is unknown.

Posted by: Archimedes
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"It's not a lie, if you believe it."

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 01:37 PM (ZxPkt)

69 52 The only thing decent about Fetterman is his attitude towards antisemitism. Other than that, he is pro drug, pro abortion, pro socialized medicine, the list goes on.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (Dd38x)

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He says that we are people, not unredeemable monsters.

That makes him practically as good as any Republican even though he votes with Schumer 99% of the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:37 PM (RWrid)

70 Yeah, that's the rub.

Stretch a net across the road and catch a 100 people.

Ask them "should Elon Musk be hanged?" Perhaps a quarter would probably say yes.

Then ask them "should legacy media journalists be tied to a chair and used to snuff out cigarettes for several weeks, and then fed to hungry jungle cats?" You're probably looking at closer to 80%.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:38 PM (BI5O2)

71 Who names their kid Zanny?

Posted by: I'll also ask at July 24, 2026 01:38 PM (2Ez/1)

72 I predict Fetterman will go I but caucus with us, while Murk will switch to Democrat. She might as well, since I think she's gone in '28 regardless.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

The only thing decent about Fetterman is his attitude towards antisemitism. Other than that, he is pro drug, pro abortion, pro socialized medicine, the list goes on.


Just to be clear, I wasn't saying I'd vote for him, just that he's about had it with the Dems and has said if they don't cool it with the antisemitism, he's leaving. Good for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:38 PM (Riz8t)

73 I don't tell people my IQ or how smart I'm supposed to be. The tests were either wrong or really smart people are capable of really stupid shit.
It's easier to come off as slightly stupid and have people occasionally amazed than present oneself as really smart and fail the higher expectations.
I'm a master of satisfying low expectations.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 01:38 PM (sWqfc)

74 57 Trying for governor ain't toast in politics. And realistically, do you think he's up to it? Maybe more like a Jesse Ventura political career -- one and done, then onto the podcasts and product/service endorsements?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:36 PM (mmrXZ)

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No, I don't.

I think he would try, but I don't think he'd succeed at even winning the primary. He's done in Democrat politics.

Maybe he runs as an independent, but he'll get swallowed up by the base partisanship of the age and get forgotten.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:38 PM (RWrid)

75 Why won't R's pass SAVE?/i]

I've seen I don't know how many primary elections where political aware people hate the R incumbent and then he wins the primary.

Now in the general election plenty of people vote but in the primaries it is generally the most motivated high information voters and yet somehow these left leaning incumbent GOPers can always find enough votes.

Now, maybe I'm pulling a Kael but I know the active Republican voters in my AO and the final vote totals make no sense...

Now if we assume SAVE wouldn't just hit Dem candidates but GOPe ones as well, well everything suddenly makes sense doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

76 Who names their kid Zanny?
Posted by: I'll also ask

A pill popper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 01:39 PM (eVWBS)

77 65 >>Collins wins by 20 at least.

Thanks. Surprised she was on the list of departing Senators.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 24, 2026 01:37 PM (NcvvS)

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Oh, that's a typo. I meant Cornyn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:39 PM (RWrid)

78
When thinking about the Left, forget left and right for a minute. (forget it, I'm rolling, just hang on...)

When all you think about is yourself, you become the "center".

The picture looks like the following: Leftists and leftards have a circle around them that is them sized. Anyone outside that circle is a monster. And the circle moves with them.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (Nyq9f)

79 Then ask them "should legacy media journalists be tied to a chair and used to snuff out cigarettes for several weeks, and then fed to hungry jungle cats?" You're probably looking at closer to 80%.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:38 PM (BI5O2)


Seems like a shitty way to do the cats. Large pellet-fed rotisserie smokers would serve up a better meal.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (RhUi2)

80 Good to know that the press in Europe is just as leftist and stupid as they are here

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (NemxU)

81 After Fetterman went to Dr. Pimple Popper and had his second head removed, he sure makes a whole lot more sense.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (UjdFS)

82 Takes me back to Trump's meeting in July 2024 with Rachel Scott of the national association of black journalists. Trump did not just sit there and take it.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (NyVHt)

83 71 Who names their kid Zanny?

Posted by: I'll also ask at July 24, 2026 01:38 PM

She's the lost 8th dwarf.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (OkYzo)

84 "He's From Texas, I Can Tell"

linked at

@beyondreasdoubt

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (faghi)

85 67 When and how did Doof die? Did Soup get to him, too?

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

86 He needs the governments money. I'm convince Tesla only got big from that tax rebate of 7500 USD.

If I wanted to spend the time I could find speeches from most prominent leftists that giving tax rebates for EVs wasn't just good for the earth but smart common sense economics.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

87 67 Zombie Smedley Butler sure is talkative for a dead guy.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)


Doof and Piper still post quite often.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026

And I am faced with ridiculous dilemmas to this day, like right now. Do I go vacuum or do I go float around in the pool with my frozen grapes…

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (Dd38x)

88 Hard to believe they believe this nonsense but maybe they do. Definitely believing their own propaganda.
Posted by: Ripley


They don't care whether or not it's true at this point. Zealots just want death.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (diia5)

89 Just to be clear, I wasn't saying I'd vote for him, just that he's about had it with the Dems and has said if they don't cool it with the antisemitism, he's leaving. Good for him.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:38 PM (Riz8t)



I'd bet he'd do a Bernie Sanders, go Independent yet still vote 100% with the Dems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)

90 >>> 70 Yeah, that's the rub.

Stretch a net across the road and catch a 100 people.

Ask them "should Elon Musk be hanged?" Perhaps a quarter would probably say yes.

Then ask them "should legacy media journalists be tied to a chair and used to snuff out cigarettes for several weeks, and then fed to hungry jungle cats?" You're probably looking at closer to 80%.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:38 PM (BI5O2)

Feed them to feral pigs and get bacon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (vDZgA)

91 Could've used an apple to much on during that interview, but otherwise he did great.

~ Pierre Poilievre

Posted by: one hour sober at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (J4Dwc)

92 >>Oh, that's a typo. I meant Cornyn.

Got it. Should have caught that myself, seeing how we've been celebrating Cornyn's defenestration all month.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (NcvvS)

93
Unfortunately, her lack of self-awareness is such that, immediately following the interview, she probably exchanged high-fives with her producers, thinking she had owned Elon in the interview.

I got a different vibe. She was intellectually completely outmatched and she knew it. She was being a lot more careful than a lot of them are because she knew the risk of humiliation was very high.
Posted by: Archimedes

==================

I got Vibe #1. It wasn't a tight debate. 'You're an extremist." "No, you're the extremist." "People hate you." "They hate you more."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (mmrXZ)

94 Yesterday I unwittingly conducted a very interested sociology experiment.

I was riding a bus in San Francisco fr quite a long way - perhaps a 25-minute ride.

Important detail: SF buses allow passengers to board either by the front door next to the driver, or by the back door. There are payment kiosks at both doors -- an electronic pad where you beep your "Clipper Card" (transit card) when you enter.

Also: Drivers are instructed to not get into arguments with passengers, or challenge them about. This is due to numerous violent incidents where crazy people attacked drivers.

Also: SF has (for decades) an intentionally lax fare-enforcement system on transit. You're supposed to pay, but the driver won't kick you off if you don't pay (see rule above).

So,m I was sitting right next to the beeper at the back door.

Over the course of 25 minutes, with probably over a hundreds passengers getting on and off...:

-- Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.

-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)

95 And I am faced with ridiculous dilemmas to this day, like right now. Do I go vacuum or do I go float around in the pool with my frozen grapes…
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (Dd38x)




Spit the difference.

Go vacuum the pool.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)

96 75 Why won't R's pass SAVE?/i]

I've seen I don't know how many primary elections where political aware people hate the R incumbent and then he wins the primary.

Now in the general election plenty of people vote but in the primaries it is generally the most motivated high information voters and yet somehow these left leaning incumbent GOPers can always find enough votes.

Now, maybe I'm pulling a Kael but I know the active Republican voters in my AO and the final vote totals make no sense...

Now if we assume SAVE wouldn't just hit Dem candidates but GOPe ones as well, well everything suddenly makes sense doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

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The SAVE Act and Voter ID is just one of those things people support but don't actually vote on.

Still, the Senate is being held up by at least five GOP senators who are leaving Congress this term and have hatred of us as a higher priority than clean elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (RWrid)

97 Now if we assume SAVE wouldn't just hit Dem candidates but GOPe ones as well, well everything suddenly makes sense doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

Same reason they didn't make much of a fuss about 2020. When you are in your position due to cheating how likely are you to want to expose the methods and very existence of cheating. Uh, not at all, ever ever?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (Nyq9f)

98 Who names their kid Zanny?
Posted by: I'll also ask

Well in all fairness, it might be a nickname for Suzanne.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (SgdqL)

99 “I’m not racist, i have kids with 4 women and one of them is half Indian” (even though she totally looks white)

Racism Allegations: **DEFEATED**


That reminds me of when the left was calling Vance a racist White supremacist. Well, uh, have you seen his wife?

Or when they told everyone Clarence Thomas was going to ban interracial marriage...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

100 You have to understand how progressives/Democrats/etc view the 'left/right' paradigm

They see themselves at Square One: perfectly reasonable, well-thought out, morally superior.

There is no 'left' in their world view.

To their right is The Far Right. Everything is Far Right, camped out on the edge of evil.
---
But that is completely counter to reality.

There IS a left, because Jacobins and Marxists have labeled themselves left. "Right" is actually any group that has reservations about "progressing" through Marx's Ages of History. Which is not one thing.

The European "right", before often represented royalist causes. No Constitutionalist American "right" has that even on the table.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (Fi81e)

101 92 >>Oh, that's a typo. I meant Cornyn.

Got it. Should have caught that myself, seeing how we've been celebrating Cornyn's defenestration all month.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (NcvvS)

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Too many C senators.

Get us some A senators.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (RWrid)

102 Still, the Senate is being held up by at least five GOP senators who are leaving Congress this term and have hatred of us as a higher priority than clean elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (RWrid)

Until next term when whoopsie some that are on board suddenly "evolve" in office. Or, they're hoping, it never comes up because they lose.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:43 PM (Nyq9f)

103 Zanny is looking rough. Too much sun, too much compromise with politics, too much whatever it took her to get where she is with a top veneer of $$$tyle

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 01:43 PM (rbvCR)

104 Too many C senators.

Get us some A senators.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


They're all A-holes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 01:43 PM (diia5)

105 -- Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.

-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?


It's Emmett Till all over again. When will white people stop the hate?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:43 PM (Riz8t)

106 And I am faced with ridiculous dilemmas to this day, like right now. Do I go vacuum or do I go float around in the pool with my frozen grapes…
Posted by: Piper

Vacuum then float.

Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 01:44 PM (lJ0H4)

107 -- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)



Cracka's be stupid, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 01:44 PM (2YhKe)

108 It's actually shifted a lot. And the loss of five key old school senators next term (Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, Collins, and Tillis) is going to shift the Senate GOP caucus heavily to the right.

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2058609208287789558
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:30 PM (RWrid)

As much of a, realist let's say, that I am, it would be misguided to not admit that there is a definite change in the right direction. You could add, well the left is changing too, but that's a completely different argument and where the left is going, in terms of revolution and destruction, isn't a place of long term stability.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)

109 That reminds me of when the left was calling Vance a racist White supremacist. Well, uh, have you seen his wife?

See? Vance married an Aryan woman and had a bunch of Aryan children because he is a white supremacist

Posted by: FNM gaslighting at July 24, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

110 BTW, it's hard to make me loathe "generic news media personality" more than I already do. But if you drill down and make it more specific, I hate the female ones even more. And if you slap an upper-class British accent on the stupid, lying whore, then we're maxing it out. "Loathing" is a wholly insufficient word for this. There isn't a word that I know of for it. It's just an instinct to reach for the safety catch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:44 PM (BI5O2)

111 Well in all fairness, it might be a nickname for Suzanne.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (SgdqL)


My niece was called "Zanny". Probably until she went to college.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 01:44 PM (rbvCR)

112 102 Until next term when whoopsie some that are on board suddenly "evolve" in office. Or, they're hoping, it never comes up because they lose.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:43 PM (Nyq9f)

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We'll see, but the ones hiding behind people like Murkowski and Collins aren't brave. They're hiding because they're cowards who just want to win re-election.

With Paxton replacing Cornyn, Whatley replacing Tillis (hopefully), and Barr replacing Mitch (along with others), there are fewer people like Curtis (UT) to hide and become enemy #1 of the leader of the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:44 PM (RWrid)

113 104 Too many C senators.

Get us some A senators.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They're all A-holes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 01:43 PM (diia5)

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Keep firing A-holes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:44 PM (RWrid)

114 The media pivoted from writing and reporting the news to making themselves the news a couple decades ago.

I’ve been watching NTD News. It’s on free broadcast tv for me. I’m liking it quite a bit.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (2ZBXn)

115 Still, the Senate is being held up by at least five GOP senators who are leaving Congress this term and have hatred of us as a higher priority than clean elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (RWrid)
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Ah, Repeat 2018!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (Fi81e)

116 So,m I was sitting right next to the beeper at the back door.

Over the course of 25 minutes, with probably over a hundreds passengers getting on and off...:

-- Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.

-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)

That was mighty white of them.

Posted by: Detective Harry Callahan, SFPD at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (wVcYX)

117 Or when they told everyone Clarence Thomas was going to ban interracial marriage...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

They wanted us to inform their base that Thomas is married to a white woman so they would hate him more.

But saying it directly is a little gauche, so make an argument that makes US say it. And voila.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (Nyq9f)

118 -- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?
Posted by: zombie

When YT is gone in fulfillment the left's fever dreams, civilization will collapse.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)

119 -- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?


The country was a high trust one. I suspect 40 years ago if you got on the bus without paying the driver would smack you with a stick and get a promotion for doing so.

But as more people figure out following the laws is a sucker's game everything starts to fall apart.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

120

Zanny, Zoe and Zack. The Pep Girls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (Cqx++)

121 >>> 94
==
Over the course of 25 minutes, with probably over a hundreds passengers getting on and off...:

-- Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.

-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)

1) SFPD will bust the wypepo and everyone knows it
2) Are you renting or do you own, because if you own I bet you could move just about anywhere and get a much better place, or stay at about the same size and put away a nice lump of cash savings
3) Well it is Friday, have a beverage later today

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (vDZgA)

122 Analysis?
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)

San Francisco has become a racist shithole.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (sWqfc)

123 >>Get us some A senators.

They all think that they're A senators. Capitol Hill Dunning-Kruger, anyone?

Posted by: Nazdar at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (NcvvS)

124 What she means is “I loathe you for destroying our beloved grift pot USAID…”

She’s the reason England will have a swivel war.

Posted by: The Dog at July 24, 2026 01:46 PM (XodLO)

125 That reminds me of when the left was calling Vance a racist White supremacist. Well, uh, have you seen his wife?



She's just a prop!!! Those aren't even his kids!!!


Wait.....we're not talking about Barack Owebama?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)

126 Fetterman will be primaried his next time around. He still votes with Dems 95% but says nice things. Primarying him however will cost the Dems time and money

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 01:46 PM (NemxU)

127 Zaney > Zanny

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 01:47 PM (UjdFS)

128
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)

=================

I say you whip out your camera and start contributing to zombietime again. Let the video play uncut for the solid 10 minutes or 25 minutes. State that it's okay with you if it's downloaded and shared.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:47 PM (mmrXZ)

129
This was pretty funny.

Some silly AWFL barfing out the slogans and hate that gets her affirmation from fellow leftards, thinks that this is going to outsmart one of the smartest, wealthiest and most productive men in history.

Her third grade level rhetorical traps are just silly.

I posted this earlier but here's a great article, which would make a great short play regarding the Israel and Palestinian situation set around a libtard dinner in NYC:

"The People Who Know Nothing Know Everything"

https://tinyurl.com/4fhuxrh4

Sadly hilarious stuff.

This Elon interview could be Act 2.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 01:47 PM (iJfKG)

130 123 >>Get us some A senators.

They all think that they're A senators. Capitol Hill Dunning-Kruger, anyone?

Posted by: Nazdar at July 24, 2026 01:45 PM (NcvvS)

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They all think they're Jefferson Smith from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington while they do the corruption that Smith fought in the film.

There's a reason I never develop personal relationships with politicians I'll never, ever meet. They're all just tools of the body politic. That's it. No more. They're not my friends, neighbors, or leaders. They're assholes who are more than likely stealing from me while begging me for donations.

Better that they think that their voters actively dislike them personally and would toss them out than worship them because they made some good commercials.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:48 PM (RWrid)

131 >-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?

Posted by: zombie
----

sorry
that is a fat meatball pitch right over the plate, and I am going to check swing

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 01:48 PM (ZxPkt)

132
-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?
Posted by: zombie


Paying to ride the bus is white supremacy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 01:48 PM (Cqx++)

133 -- Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.

-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM

The whites are chained to the oars rowing in the belly of societies ship like it's Ben Hur.

The minorities are up on the lido deck eating shrimp cocktail and enjoying life.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 24, 2026 01:48 PM (OkYzo)

134 float around in the pool with my frozen grapes


Is this a euphemism?

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 01:49 PM (4NO2D)

135 126 Fetterman will be primaried his next time around. He still votes with Dems 95% but says nice things. Primarying him however will cost the Dems time and money

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 01:46 PM (NemxU)

======

Fetterman has -40 approval from Democrats in Pennsylvania and +30 approval from Republicans.

It's crazy.

Yes, he's going to get primaried out. He could leave the party and run as an independent, but he won't because he's still a partisan Democrat and knows that the 10% he'll take in the election will swing the election to the GOP. Like Kristen Sinema also decided to not do in AZ when she was decided to leave the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:49 PM (RWrid)

136 It is true that these illegals are "exploited" by those that hire them (illegally) when they come to America, BUT overall their lives generally improve. They make more than they could in Mexico (or points unknown) plus get health care, education, even housing, (and can send back big bucks remittances to their families if the family remains in Mexico).

And that is just "the good ones", not to mention all the cartels doing their own exploitation, in Mexico and the USA. Our motivation should not be about care for the "exploited illegal", but for the exploited Americans. (and killing the cartels would benefit everyone.)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 01:50 PM (vbXSk)

137 Piper, how about you float in the pool and have your kid do the vacuuming?

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

138 -- Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.

-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)
---
People who are victims of everything did not pay as reparations for being victims of everything.

The people who know they caused everything of which the first group are victims paid because they were the villains, they deserved to pay--EVEN MORE, and it would not have looked good for them to pretend to be victims of everything.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

139 Remember that comment the USPS made about central mail processing making mail-in elections a big problem?

According to state data, 148,241 mail ballots were rejected in the California June election, or a rate of 1.73% of all mail ballots.

In raw numbers, that’s up from the 2024 primary, when 108,982 mail ballots were rejected, or a 1.56% rate. In 2022, 105,818 mail ballots were voided during the primary, or a rate similar to 2024.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 01:51 PM (/+uur)

140 Piper, how about you float in the pool and have your kid do the vacuuming?
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)



You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Piper's Kid at July 24, 2026 01:51 PM (2YhKe)

141 Is this a euphemism?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 01:49 PM (4NO2D)

No..It's a cool way to eat a healthy snack but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Frank Drebban at July 24, 2026 01:51 PM (sWqfc)

142 CBS News explains it all.

CBS News
@CBSNews
According to victim and witness statements, the suspect yelled "Allahu Akbar" during both attacks, police said, adding that mental health issues may have been a factor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 01:52 PM (ndZc7)

143 Carried over from Fugitive Fraudster Arrested:

39 19 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
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Well, not half. Though in government programs it might be approaching 10% which is insane. Maybe 15%.

But DME is legalized theft by hospitals. Mark ups I’ve seen go as high as 1000%. Medical supplies in general have huge mark ups.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Kocji)


My baseline estimate for Democrat-run states is a floor of at least 85% grift, graft, fraud, and outright theft. That's for public spending -- including all medical, not just the gov't benefits, since the industry is hyper-regulated to the point of fascist economics.

The way that I got that is by extrapolating from California's artisanal, bespoke cougar/butterfly freeway bridge, which crossed the $100M mark still incomplete. Other states can provide the same function for $15M, physically finished and contract closed. So, with human nature being constant, anywhere that grift is allowed to flourish, that is the amount that it will balloon to.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 01:52 PM (Sy6m/)

144 I saw this on another board.

They set up straw men. “They are afraid of brown people who don’t speak English” and are being whipped up into a frenzy by racist talk show hosts.

I asked “who are you listening to”?

And they became incensed. Finally offered up Charlie Kirk.

I said, by all means, please provide examples from Charlie Kirk. I knew he couldn’t do it.

It’s just an article of faith with them. Somebody gives the go signal, they don’t ask questions. It’s a tautology or circular argument. Facts by assertion.

Charlie Kirk is Racist Because We Said So.

Boiled down, even MORE ridiculous was this guy was basically saying there is no legitimate opposition to open borders other than racism.

Or put another way - even IF or BECAUSE some people oppose migration due to racism , then the ONLY thing to be done is throw open the borders, to prove how un-racisty we all really are.

It’s gaslighting all the way down. But it’s weird to see people who can otherwise seemingly function, dress themselves and other basic tasks suddenly start spouting nonsense with a straight face.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 01:52 PM (/YECW)

145 -- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?
Posted by: zombie

Paying to ride the bus is white supremacy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 01:48 PM (Cqx++)
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They will want exact change, and rigor is white supremacy, just as much as politeness is.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:53 PM (Fi81e)

146 In other news, the DNC announced their 2028 primary calendar.

Guess what state is first?

It ain't New Hampshire. It ain't California. It ain't Georgia.

It's South Carolina. The black vote will determine the first major victor in the Democrat Primary for president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:53 PM (RWrid)

147 "-- Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.

-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?

Posted by: zombie"


You are racist for noticing.

Posted by: Ripley at July 24, 2026 01:53 PM (GUOwU)

148 98 Who names their kid Zanny?
Posted by: I'll also ask

Well in all fairness, it might be a nickname for Suzanne.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 01:42 PM (SgdqL)

Or Tarzan.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 01:53 PM (faghi)

149
Tranny - mental health issues

Commie - mental health issues

Muslim - mental health issues

White guy, nothing else known - REEEE

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:53 PM (Nyq9f)

150
I must have missed it. Were labor unions EVER against the importation of low-wage foreign workers? If so, how did Dems mollify them to keep their votes and donations? I hear some of those unions are drifting rightward, but that's only very recent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:54 PM (mmrXZ)

151 The Economist has become a gossipy rag of leftwing feminist bullshit.

I keep getting unwanted articles sent to my social media from them (they are ads and promos) from Karens and Girlboss wine women bitching and moaning about men, the dating pool, their divorces, and similar whiny shit.

Some of the articles are offensive and if written by a man would be shunned as TOXIC MASCULINITY.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

152 what's the deal with frozen grapes, and should I be doing this

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 01:54 PM (ZxPkt)

153 Zanny Minton Beddoes, born Susan Jean Elisabeth Minton Beddoes

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 01:55 PM (faghi)

154 "The People Who Know Nothing Know Everything"

I've had similar conversations and there is another fun one to frame it.

When lefties get on to talking about how Palis are justified in doing literally anything because they are being occupied ask them if the same rights of resistance extend to American and European groups that also demand an end to the colonization of their countries.

Yes you'll get a detour to discussions of colonial America but eventually you will get them to their final defense...Its (D)ifferent when a group we like colonizes a group we don't like

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

155 Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 01:52 PM (/YECW)
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So many troglodyte conservatives are watching the WNBA and getting so mad at anybody Caitlin Clark accuses of fouling her, it's ... it's something like Emmett Till.

That's what I learned yesterday. A lot of traditional curmudgeons are watching the LNBA.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:55 PM (Fi81e)

156 Between this lady and the retarded bitch who cited Emmitt Till over at USA today, I'm starting to think that women journalists suck as bad as men journalists.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 24, 2026 01:56 PM (rJ48h)

157
It's South Carolina. The black vote will determine the first major victor in the Democrat Primary for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==================

woo-HOOOO! Kamala vs Rubio in debate. Invest in popcorn futures!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)

158 Frozen grapes seem like an amazing way to choke to death

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:56 PM (Nyq9f)

159 I must have missed it. Were labor unions EVER against the importation of low-wage foreign workers?

I believe private sector unions were pretty uniformly against immigration until at least the 80s. You can find fund speeches by Cesar Chavez on the topic.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

160
Tranny - mental health issues

Commie - mental health issues

Muslim - mental health issues

White guy, nothing else known - REEEE
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:53 PM (Nyq9f)


Well, ackshewallee, I'm perfectly content if we as a society attribute the beliefs of the trannies, commies, and muslims to insanity.

Now, can we exile them all on Loony Island*?



*To be assigned at a later date. Maybe Zanzibar.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (iJfKG)

161 157
It's South Carolina. The black vote will determine the first major victor in the Democrat Primary for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==================

woo-HOOOO! Kamala vs Rubio in debate. Invest in popcorn futures!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)

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Earliest Midwest state is Michigan.

High population of blacks in the Democrat primary electorate in Michigan as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (RWrid)

162 The Mintons were bad people. They had a real racket going on.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (77rzZ)

163 The Propaganda Press has yet to realize the left wants Jews to leave Israel, and go ... nowhere. If the formerly Israeli population goes anyplace at all, they'll be vilified as racist colonizers. And we can't have that, now can we?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (k6u6m)

164 Only 11% of the roads are paved in Madagascar.

Posted by: An Economics major at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (2Ez/1)

165
Between this lady and the retarded bitch who cited Emmitt Till over at USA today, I'm starting to think that women journalists suck as bad as men journalists.
Posted by: mr tmz

================

Women journalists have to be twice as stupid to be taken half as seriously!

Posted by: Lesley Stahl at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (mmrXZ)

166 98 Who names their kid Zanny?
Posted by: I'll also ask

Danny, Fanny, Granny, Lanny, Manny, Nanny, and Stanny had already been used in the family.

Posted by: The Name Game at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (wVcYX)

167 The Propaganda Press has yet to realize the left wants Jews to leave Israel, and go ... nowhere. If the formerly Israeli population goes anyplace at all, they'll be vilified as racist colonizers. And we can't have that, now can we?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (k6u6m)

What gives you the idea the press is "yet to realize" this?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:58 PM (Nyq9f)

168 167 The Propaganda Press has yet to realize the left wants Jews to leave Israel, and go ... nowhere. If the formerly Israeli population goes anyplace at all, they'll be vilified as racist colonizers. And we can't have that, now can we?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (k6u6m)

What gives you the idea the press is "yet to realize" this?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:58 PM (Nyq9f)

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Well, if one believes that journalists are dimwits who don't actually understand anything that they argue, then it's perfectly safe to assume that they don't realize this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:59 PM (RWrid)

169 There's a reason I never develop personal relationships with politicians I'll never, ever meet. They're all just tools of the body politic. That's it. No more. They're not my friends, neighbors, or leaders. They're assholes who are more than likely stealing from me while begging me for donations.
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Yup.

As an example, everyone's in love with that Gill dude right now, because he makes of fun of retards from our government.

Just give it time... sometime around 2085, he'll be flashing a rictus grin from the floor of the Senate while he gives the Commodus "thumbs down" to a clean repeal of the MAGA Re-Education Camp Act.

Never, ever let them think you like them. Once they get comfortable and locked into the system it all goes to Hell in a hurry. They need to always be afraid they could get Cantor'd or Cornyn'd at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:59 PM (BI5O2)

170 The minorities are up on the lido deck eating shrimp cocktail and enjoying life.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 24, 2026 01:48 PM (OkYzo)

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Am I the only one who read that dyslexiac-like as "dildo deck?"

I must be spending too much time here ...

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 01:59 PM (PydKQ)

171 169 Yup.

As an example, everyone's in love with that Gill dude right now, because he makes of fun of retards from our government.

Just give it time... sometime around 2085, he'll be flashing a rictus grin from the floor of the Senate while he gives the Commodus "thumbs down" to a clean repeal of the MAGA Re-Education Camp Act.

Never, ever let them think you like them. Once they get comfortable and locked into the system it all goes to Hell in a hurry. They need to always be afraid they could get Cantor'd or Cornyn'd at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:59 PM (BI5O2)

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Trey Gowdy made great show in committee hearings, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:00 PM (RWrid)

172 >>> 152 what's the deal with frozen grapes, and should I be doing this
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 01:54 PM (ZxPkt)

Only if you're sunburned.



...oh, that's not what she meant?

Posted by: Josh Brolin at July 24, 2026 02:01 PM (vDZgA)

173
Earliest Midwest state is Michigan.

High population of blacks in the Democrat primary electorate in Michigan as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

Dems are asking the gods for another black swan, promise not to screw it up this time.

Posted by: Lesley Stahl at July 24, 2026 02:01 PM (mmrXZ)

174 The Propaganda Press has yet to realize the left wants Jews to leave Israel, and go ... nowhere.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (k6u6m)
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"There's the sea!" -- Palestinkians.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

175 LifeNews.com
@LifeNewsHQ
Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

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Sluts!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 02:01 PM (ndZc7)

176 Zanny Minton Beddoes, born Susan Jean Elisabeth Minton Beddoes
Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 01:55 PM (faghi)

Susie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am far right wing.

Posted by: Elon Musk Does The Moonwalk at July 24, 2026 02:01 PM (wVcYX)

177 Its incredible that these folks really dont get it. They keep choking the same chicken.

Jordan Peterson roasts a chick few years back.

Margerat Brennan/Dana Bash/etc continually get toasted on Sundays.

Tapper/ George S. Face any pushback to their view ( see Laura Trump Biden's a vegetable) and they cut the interview short.

The R guy on CNN who roasts an entire table on Abby Phillips show.

These folks literally cannot have an honest back n forth

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 24, 2026 02:01 PM (FxH7T)

178 Or Tarzan.
Do you like Tarzan movies? The ones with boy?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 24, 2026 02:01 PM (0zUq5)

179
Oops, sock off.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (mmrXZ)

180 ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels!

h/AEIOU/ter

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (faghi)

181 "There's a reason I never develop personal relationships with politicians I'll never, ever meet. They're all just tools of the body politic. That's it. No more. They're not my friends, neighbors, or leaders. They're assholes who are more than likely stealing from me while begging me for donations."

=====

Remember: they lie for a living.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (2Ez/1)

182 Who names their kid Zanny?
Posted by: I'll also ask

Danny, Fanny, Granny, Lanny, Manny, Nanny, and Stanny had already been used in the family.

Posted by: The Name Game at July 24, 2026 01:57 PM (wVcYX)

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You left out Tranny ... AND DURING PRIDE MONTH!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (PydKQ)

183 -- Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.

-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)


OK ... I'll be the one. As a group, Whites have a huge bunch of Order baked into our DNA. And yes, that stuff shows up in group behavior. And that Order bone doesn't always serve us well. We'll follow evil masters well as good ones, to preserve Order.

Asians are just being their typical Lawful Neutral. American Blacks, as a group, pick destruction even when it costs them. Hispanics are a hard demographic to pin down. Argentinians and Mexicans are both Hispanic as we see them. Definitely not the same.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (RhUi2)

184 Trey Gowdy made great show in committee hearings, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:00 PM (RWrid)
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He's got the same show, to the same effect, on Fox.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (Fi81e)

185 The job of the FNM is to repeat the narrative, nothing more nothing less. But this Beddoes woman is actually one of the left's leaders - she's been to a Bilderburg conclave for example.

It is fascinating that she chose personally to go after Musk - this isn't like Peterson's interview with Cathy Newman who is just a talking head (and a vapid one)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)

186 "Were labor unions EVER against the importation of low-wage foreign workers"

United Farm Workers.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (6iKlf)

187 Fetterman has -40 approval from Democrats in Pennsylvania and +30 approval from Republicans.

It's crazy.

Yes, he's going to get primaried out. He could leave the party and run as an independent, but he won't because he's still a partisan Democrat and knows that the 10% he'll take in the election will swing the election to the GOP. Like Kristen Sinema also decided to not do in AZ when she was decided to leave the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:49 PM


So, as Piper noted above, he's a doctrinaire leftist who just doesn't hate Jews. That one thing has him -40 with Democrats. That tells you everything you have to know about the Democrats.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 02:03 PM (kgE5c)

188 One more stupid name and Zanny Minton Beddoes would qualify for Burma Shave signs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:03 PM (Swy+8)

189 I don't think it's Kamala unless the General is rigged. There is not a soul on the planet who believes she can win against another masculine Republican drafting in Trump's... draft.

I think they wanted her in office bad and had it all set up but bad luck, Trump turned his head. Her time is done.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 02:03 PM (Nyq9f)

190 The R guy on CNN who roasts an entire table on Abby Phillips show.

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Scott Jennings, a National Treasure ...

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 02:04 PM (PydKQ)

191 173 Dems are asking the gods for another black swan, promise not to screw it up this time.

Posted by: Lesley Stahl at July 24, 2026 02:01 PM (mmrXZ)

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The black electorate and leadership within the party, I think, is asserting control behind the scenes. Clyburn is the lightning rod and figurehead, but it's also about the class of black man and woman that Obama put in positions of power.

Which, I think, contrasts with a moment where black power in the general American political scene is declining overall.

I think all that matters at that level is that black voters get their choice, and that's just coincidentally Kamala. Kamala won't run anything, of course. It'll be the same people running the DNC as before, but black girl magic rules all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:04 PM (RWrid)

192 >Am I the only one who read that dyslexiac-like as "dildo deck?"
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probably
I just thought of The Lido Shuffle

https://youtu.be/HQZBaJAngH8

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 02:04 PM (ZxPkt)

193 The job of the FNM is to repeat the narrative, nothing more nothing less.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)
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Yes, they'd be of no use to The Party if they didn't carry The Party's water.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

194
Darlin', Elon will be remembered for his many accomplishments centuries from now, whole you and all your works will sink into the miasma of mediocracy, along with others of your ilk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 02:04 PM (4cfQT)

195 she's been to a Bilderburg conclave for example.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)

Didn't Obama give his Citizen of the World speech there?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 02:05 PM (Nyq9f)

196 Scott Jennings, a National Treasure ...

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 02:04 PM (PydKQ)
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Who sometimes channels Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:05 PM (Fi81e)

197 I saw 4 Greasy Twats open for The Offspring at the Florentine Gardens in '87.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:07 PM (Swy+8)

198 Jordan Peterson roasts a chick few years back.
/i]

The Peterson-Newman discussion should be taught in debate class.

Yes, Newman went into it without doing any serious consideration of Peterson's likely responses to her questions, but Peterson handled it absolutely perfectly. Had he responded more angrily he would have won the point but likely lost the discussion.

He kept his cool, pointed out she was refuting her own point with the way she was interviewing him, and invited her to answer why that was ok and...she couldn't.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

199 Ask your podiatrist if Beddoes is right for you.

*Side effects include nausea, vomiting, indigestion, heartburn, mild stroke, night sweats, diarrhea and cannibalism.

Posted by: Big Fizer at July 24, 2026 02:07 PM (2Ez/1)

200 200

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 02:08 PM (faghi)

201 Hearing people say that mental health is the issue after a stabbing where a guy yells "alahu akbar" is pathetic. Mental health is being used as a dodge for everything. You can't believe how many people in my area are complaining about the lack of mental health services. It's especially bad when a crime is committed by a black kid . Don't have a lot of Muslims but they all seem to be mentally ill

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 02:08 PM (NemxU)

202 Elon Musk Demolishes Snarky Superior Editor of The Economist

—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Would it be asking too much to ask us to expand our demolish/destroy/school vocabulary?

What about "garroted"?

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

203 Law furms demandin Black associcits right propar Englesh and work late is raciss!

Posted by: Courtney at July 24, 2026 02:08 PM (qUkBO)

204 Far right, extreme right. It's called marginalizing. The Left always plays with the language, mostly out of ignorance and expedience. "You're a Nazi." That one is popular and ironic in that "Socialist" in included in the package ( Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei).

They took the word "gay" which means content and happy, and assigned it to sexual proclivities. They took the word "queer" which means odd, and assigned it to the same sexual proclivities. The took the word woke and changed it to an adjective to suggest an awakening to "truth."

Half the time (probably more than half) they don't even bother to learn what a term means, and just use it to their benefit . Ask any leftist to define socialism or communisim. Most won't get it right. Sometimes it's like a toddler making noise thinking their talking.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 02:09 PM (dIske)

205 Law furms demandin Black associcits right propar Englesh and work late is raciss!
Posted by: Courtney

Ambulamps chasers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 02:09 PM (eVWBS)

206 Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

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Sluts!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat

I know. Right?


Willie Brown

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 24, 2026 02:10 PM (FxH7T)

207 202 “Garreted?”

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

208 Gotta admit, it's fun seeing a sour, ignorant, liberal Karen getting absolutely bodied by an optimistic smart, conservative male.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 24, 2026 02:10 PM (wtvvX)

209 200 200
Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 02:08 PM (faghi)

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*THREADWINNER*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:10 PM (Swy+8)

210 "Were labor unions EVER against the importation of low-wage foreign workers"

Skilled trades were through the 70s. Reagan Democrats were composed of a large block of Skilled Trades Union guys in the 80s.

And then Ronnie signed the first Amnesty.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 02:10 PM (RhUi2)

211
Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.


Reparations, yo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 02:11 PM (4cfQT)

212 "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

Here I was, minding my own business, having unprotected sex with the members of my college football team and somehow, I know this sounds weird...but I got pregnant!

No one told me this could happen and like I'm confused. Help me Kamala!

Posted by: Some THOT that voted for Kamala at July 24, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)

213 Gotta admit, it's fun seeing a sour, ignorant, liberal Karen getting absolutely bodied by an optimistic smart, conservative male.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 24, 2026 02:10 PM
_________

And he's an African American.

Posted by: Dontcha know at July 24, 2026 02:11 PM (2Ez/1)

214 Explaining how normies are normal. That's gotta hurt. If she listened and comprehended.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 02:12 PM (bX16E)

215 LifeNews.com
@LifeNewsHQ
Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

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Sluts!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 02:01 PM (ndZc7)

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We must find those women and stage an intervention!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:12 PM (Swy+8)

216 SF does occasionally have fare inspectors on busses and the MUNI underground. Whether they only check european-americans I dunno. I do pay.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 24, 2026 02:13 PM (DZ9Lv)

217 Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."
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Okay, Elon might have something to answer for here.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:13 PM (Fi81e)

218 >>> Would it be asking too much to ask us to expand our demolish/destroy/school vocabulary?

What about "garroted"?
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)


Hey now, DESTROY is all anyone ever needs, thank you very much.

Posted by: Watch Ben Shapiro DESTROY Axeman's Suggestion at July 24, 2026 02:13 PM (3uBP9)

219 210 Reagan had more than one amnesty?

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 02:13 PM (77rzZ)

220
Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."


And, with your vast experiences, you know exactly nothing about the question.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 02:14 PM (4cfQT)

221
For you, Bulg:

( ) ( )
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
(.) (.)

You're welcome!

Posted by: Nancy "Perky Emeritus" Pelosi (D-CA) at July 24, 2026 02:14 PM (0sNs1)

222
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:04 PM (RWrid)

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By black swan I didn't literally mean a black person. Just that their bench is awful and no one who's on the scene right now will get into the White House or create a MAGA-scale movement. The Pod Save boyz' eyes sparkle when they talk about Obama's speech at the DNC convention in 2004. They're waiting for that again, like a cargo cult.

Obama didn't sure leave the legacy they wanted.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 02:14 PM (mmrXZ)

223 Another disturbing story out of MN. Somali gets off the hook even after rape while a white woman gets a fine + community service for calling a Somali the N word at a Rochester playground:


https://tinyurl.com/yc2h238x

Posted by: beckster at July 24, 2026 02:14 PM (kX27y)

224 When will Trump target one one of false narrative fabrication machines known as the MSM?
Target them means pull their broadcast license due to provable , numerous lies and distortion over many years time.
If Trump wants to fire up his base for the mid terms let him make an example of one of the many deserving MSM targets.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (isn6i)

He's sued an collected millions from several of them. Quit shifting the goalposts.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 02:15 PM (uhVAy)

225 I wish we still had industrialists like my hero Henry Clay Frick. He would likely have hauled this dirty bitch across his knee and spanked her on camera for the world to see.

During the Homestead Strike, a crazed Leftist came into his office, and shot and stabbed him. With the help of some friends, he fought him off and went to the hospital - but not before leaving a blood-spattered note on his desk ledger stating "I do not think I will die. But if I do, it does not change the position of US Steel toward the Amalgamated Association. We will continue to fight them, and we will win!"

That's how you handle these little shits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 02:15 PM (BI5O2)

226 Greg Price
@greg_price11
A man pulled out a knife and stabbed a cop.
The cop than shot him in self-defense.
The likely Democrat nominee for Wisconsin Gov calls it an "execution."

GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE
@GOP_is_Gutless
Hundreds are still protesting in Madison because police killed Corey Ruiz — a man they say pulled a knife and injured an officer during a struggle after he fled a property crime call.
Their chant? “No more killer cops.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 02:15 PM (ndZc7)

227
We can't have women getting pregnant and replenishing the population every day.

That's sounds like a national emergency.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

228 Evidently a lot of women just fell out of the coconut tree.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 24, 2026 02:15 PM (2Ez/1)

229 9 The Economist: Making 112 IQ People Think They Are 140 Since the 1800's

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Nyq9f)
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I really like this

Posted by: 496 at July 24, 2026 02:16 PM (sOtuf)

230 Reagan had more than one amnesty?
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 02:13 PM (77rzZ)


Of course not. You know that. But he signed the first one.

Sorry. I besmirched Ronnie the Infallible. My bad.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 02:16 PM (RhUi2)

231
Skilled trades were through the 70s. Reagan Democrats were composed of a large block of Skilled Trades Union guys in the 80s.

And then Ronnie signed the first Amnesty.
Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler

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Why do they keep voting for the supporters of illegal aliens!?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 02:16 PM (mmrXZ)

232 Murkowski loses her committee assignments if she switches. No Democrat is going to give up their positions on committees. She'll be bottom of the totem poll outside of maybe some newbies. This is why party switches never happen.

And Fetterman? I think he knows he's toast in politics and is just riding out the rest of his term. Maybe he'll try for a governor run in 2030 or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:34 PM (RWrid)

We should eject her and take her office space away.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 02:16 PM (uhVAy)

233 221 Um…thanks…I guess…

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

234 87 67 Zombie Smedley Butler sure is talkative for a dead guy.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)


Doof and Piper still post quite often.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026

And I am faced with ridiculous dilemmas to this day, like right now. Do I go vacuum or do I go float around in the pool with my frozen grapes…
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (Dd38x)

Remember nature abhors a vacuum, as do most housewives....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 24, 2026 02:17 PM (QGaXH)

235 202 Elon Musk Demolishes Snarky Superior Editor of The Economist

—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Would it be asking too much to ask us to expand our demolish/destroy/school vocabulary?

What about "garroted"?

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)


In this case: Barbiecued??

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 24, 2026 02:17 PM (wtvvX)

236 222 Obama didn't sure leave the legacy they wanted.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 02:14 PM (mmrXZ)

=======

I didn't think that's what you meant, I just went off on my own tangent, pretty much continuing my previous thought.

But black swans are not going to develop in the modern Democrat Party. The entire media ecosystem that the left uses won't allow it, and they're up against a black electorate that has a long history of choosing early and sticking with their choice.

2020, they chose Biden early (because of the Obama connection). Even when the Party tried a black face (Deval Patrick) or just brown face (Kamala), the campaigns went nowhere.

And any black swan that shows up will just say all the things that everyone else says. They don't allow for heterodoxy on things like trans or immigration or guns or anything else. So, it'll be boring rich white guy no one believes, or something, who sounds like AOC but is boring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:17 PM (RWrid)

237 Kamala spent years as Willie Brown's cumbucket and never got pregnant.

Perhaps she could share her secret.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:18 PM (Swy+8)

238 Doof and Piper still post quite often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026
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Alas, Buzzion is forgotten....

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

239 What we need to solve the pregnancy crisis is le blanc sans pépins.

Posted by: Kamala "Kokonut" Harris at July 24, 2026 02:18 PM (0sNs1)

240 Reagan was certainly not perfect(nor is Trump) but the two of them are the best we have had since Coolidge.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2026 02:19 PM (YwEeS)

241 The whites are chained to the oars rowing in the belly of societies ship like it's Ben Hur.

The minorities are up on the lido deck eating shrimp cocktail and enjoying life.
Posted by: Frank Barone


That's pretty close to my analysis, which is:

Despite decades and decades of "DEI" and apologizing and guilt and groveling and Affirmative Action and welfare and everything else, it is still the case, even the bluest of blue enclaves, that:

-- White people feell that this is their civilization, they are an integral part of it, and everyone (i.e. every white person) must pull together and contribute to making society function and run smoothly.

-- Minorities, despite all the white-guilt, welfare, DEI etc. and everything else described above, still feel like they are wronged outsiders, and feel no shame in extracting benefits and value from white civiliization whenever and wherever possible, without any intention of contributing to it.

Moreover, in a liberal enclave, whites likely feel they must pay not only their fair share, but all the share of all the minorities around them, in a virtuous act of micro-reparations, to alleviate their guilt for White Privilige.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 02:19 PM (Av6i5)

242 Why do they keep voting for the supporters of illegal aliens!?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 02:16 PM (mmrXZ)

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'Tis a mystery indeed.

Posted by: Jews Who Only Vote Democrat at July 24, 2026 02:19 PM (Swy+8)

243 I think all that matters at that level is that black voters get their choice, and that's just coincidentally Kamala. Kamala won't run anything, of course. It'll be the same people running the DNC as before, but black girl magic rules all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:04 PM (RWrid)

I don't think it is business as usual with the DNC, not with the commies taking over and having nobody they can even propose to be front man/woman who isn't electoral poison.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 02:20 PM (uhVAy)

244 > Somali gets off the hook even after rape while a white woman gets a fine + community service for calling a Somali the N word at a Rochester playground:

The Somali's little shithead kid stole from her. When she told him off, the rapist with the camera goaded her, mocked her, and aggravated her until she used a naughty word. They then convicted her of disorderly conduct against the man with the camera.

The Somalis also fundraised off this, calling the kid a 5 year old. He's actually 8. They're claiming the kid's autistic, but I don't believe it.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2026 02:21 PM (mkw2N)

245 > Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."
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all this screwing is really getting out of hand

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 02:21 PM (ZxPkt)

246 In this case: Barbiecued??

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 24, 2026 02:17 PM (wtvvX)
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Could we expand that to "charbroiled"?

Got to get a good char on your media yapper.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:22 PM (Fi81e)

247 Why do they keep voting for the supporters of illegal aliens!?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 02:16 PM (mmrXZ)


Union Workers ? Of this I know something - although I've never been in a Union myself.

Part of it is pattern. Same as how many here "Backed the Blue" - even as the Blue were kicking their asses over Covid. Kicking their asses to provide BLM "room to burn
". A lot, I'd say most, people do not vote as a result of rational thought. They don't live like that.

You see a huge schism right now because Skilled and Unskilled Trades. Skilled Trades ? Very Trumpian - which is very, very unsettling to Skilled Trades Leadership. Unskilled Trades have chosen to go full Communist in my area.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 02:22 PM (RhUi2)

248 all this screwing is really getting out of hand
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 02:21 PM


We're all for it getting out of hand!

Posted by: Incels at July 24, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)

249 Corey Ruiz should have been in jail for his prior extensive criminal record.
Oh and the idiots on the Madison city council refused to supply the cops with body cams and the people are complaining the cops didn't have them. Let the leftist bodies hit the floor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 02:22 PM (NemxU)

250 Evidently a lot of women just fell out of the coconut tree.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff

Only the Macaca people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 02:23 PM (eVWBS)

251 Kamala spent years as Willie Brown's cumbucket and never got pregnant.

Perhaps she could share her secret.


I taught that girl well!

Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at July 24, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

252 Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."
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all this screwing is really getting out of hand
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 02:21 PM (ZxPkt)
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So much for what two consenting adults do in private.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 02:24 PM (Fi81e)

253 94...-- Every single black, Asian or Hispanic passenger DID NOT pay. Didn't even pretend to. Just got on via the back door, and sat down. No shame, no hiding it.

-- Every single white passenger DID pay. Every. Single. One.

Analysis?
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)

Hypothesis 1: Whites suspect(know) if caught they'll be treated far more harshly by the justice system than people of color.

Hypotheses 2: You need mo' bettah data

Hypotheses 3: Shut up racist.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 24, 2026 02:24 PM (QGaXH)

254 I taught that girl well!
Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at July 24, 2026 02:23 PM


"Safer guns and safer bullets."

Posted by: I miss Rush at July 24, 2026 02:24 PM (2Ez/1)

255 243 I don't think it is business as usual with the DNC, not with the commies taking over and having nobody they can even propose to be front man/woman who isn't electoral poison.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2026 02:20 PM (uhVAy)

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Black power just asserted itself by making SC first in the Democrat primary schedule for 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 02:25 PM (RWrid)

256 The Somali's little shithead kid stole from her. When she told him off, the rapist with the camera goaded her, mocked her, and aggravated her until she used a naughty word. They then convicted her of disorderly conduct against the man with the camera.

I believe the filming Somali was not related to the thieving Somali. The police reports mentioned they knew the kid was a thief and after prior incident had a tracking chip on him.

This points out just how overrun with Somalis the state is...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

257 In the 13th Century, Arabs invented condoms made from goat intestines.

In the 19th Century, Europeans improved the process by removing the intestines from the goat first.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2026 02:25 PM (c+HDg)

258 I blame Gurgle.

Posted by: Revrund Al Charlatan at July 24, 2026 02:26 PM (2Ez/1)

259 Nood !!! We haves the Nood !!!

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 02:27 PM (RhUi2)

260 Nude

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 02:27 PM (WVdLT)

261 People who are victims of everything did not pay as reparations for being victims of everything.

The people who know they caused everything of which the first group are victims paid because they were the villains, they deserved to pay--EVEN MORE, and it would not have looked good for them to pretend to be victims of everything.
Posted by: Axeman


Pretty much, yeah.

What I found interesting is that even the Asians did not pay, even though they are classified as "privileged" by the rest of America, and are discriminated against by The Left. These particular Asians, however, were downscale inner-city non-welthy bus-riding Asians, rather than suburban Tiger Mom STEM-major Asians, so I suppose they felt like outsiders too.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 02:27 PM (Av6i5)

262 despite all the white-guilt, welfare, DEI etc. and everything else described above, still feel like they are wronged outsiders,
___

Despite?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 02:28 PM (Dv3i1)

263
Of course not. You know that. But he signed the first one.

Sorry. I besmirched Ronnie the Infallible. My bad.
Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler


What about Hart-Cellar?

https://t.ly/6lJr-

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 02:28 PM (Cqx++)

264 SPeaking of Willie Brown:

It was him who instituted the "Do not punish minorities for fare-jumping:" policy on SF transit.

It was actually official city policy for a while when he was mayor, but eventually was dropped after complaints and lawsuits -- that is, it was dropped officially. Unofficially the policy never really went away, and once you establish a pattern of unequal enforcement, it's very hard to reverse it.

Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 02:30 PM (Av6i5)

265 NOOD

CRAZY CAT LADIES

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 02:30 PM (vDZgA)

266 237 Kamala spent years as Willie Brown's cumbucket and never got pregnant.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 02:18 PM (Swy+

Cite?

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 02:32 PM (faghi)

267
Posted by: zombie at July 24, 2026 02:19 PM (Av6i5)

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Definitely agree on the white people's motives, POC people maybe not. I think they just figure Why pay when I don't have to? It's a sucker move.

Case in point: The Somali fraudsters use race in a cynical way, knowing perfectly well that they're privileged beyond anything. But you can guarantee your cut of the fraud by using this one simple trick! Scream RACISM. Motives have nothing to do with entitlement, everything to do with greed and laziness.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 24, 2026 02:33 PM (mmrXZ)

268 I'm thinking of voting for Obama now

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 24, 2026 02:35 PM (9CZQg)

269 I've known a few Alexandras who all went by Zan or Zanny.

Posted by: Wenda at July 24, 2026 02:36 PM (UDQz0)

270 "she better put some ice on that"

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 24, 2026 02:41 PM (dtajH)

271 She’s very angry and calling out Musk following the interview.

Lol. Lmfao.

Posted by: The Dog at July 24, 2026 03:00 PM (XodLO)

272 "It's irresponsible for someone who has 240 million followers to propagate things that are simply not true."

x.com/SquawkCNBC/status/2080655126667149470

Posted by: The Dog at July 24, 2026 03:02 PM (XodLO)

273 Firefox/DuckDuckGo's homepage foregrounds (top left) a screed claiming Elon had "a complete meltdown" when challenged by this hag.

Posted by: Beverly at July 24, 2026 06:21 PM (reMys)

Fugitive Fraudster Arrested
And Nick Shirley Probes Another Huge Area for Fraud, Durable Medical Equipment

Fraudbusters.


If Team Trump's anti-fraud efforts sometimes look a bit all-over-the-map, that's because the map is so incredibly large.

The feds spend over $7 billion a year, and fraudsters look to cash in on every dime; with Vice President JD Vance on point, the White House has organized a full-court press to fight back.

One day this week, the Justice Department announced it had finally nabbed a fugitive Medicare fraudster on the lam since 2022, who allegedly stole more than half a billion dollars, even as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Medicare-Medicaid czar Dr. Mehmet Oz froze over $1 billion in funding to California and Minnesota over apparent Medicaid fraud.

About the same time, Scott Bessent's Treasury stopped $100 million in tax money going to dead people thanks to new verification procedures, while the IRS chief revealed that a recent scrub of the Social Security Number database found that one in 10 recipients were erroneously listed.

That follows recent news of blatant adult-day-care scams in Queens and a drive to claw back $1 billion in COVID-era unemployment fraud that may still be nabbing $2 million a day in New York.

Last month, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche announced charges against 455 people for $6.5 billion in health-care fraud.

All this is robbery of the taxpayers and of the folks these government programs are supposed to help: That should outrage Republicans and Democrats alike.

And politicians of both parties should be embarrassed that the crackdowns are only coming now, years after fraudsters notoriously made off with tens or even hundreds of billions in COVID-relief monies.

Yes, some of the crackdown relies on new technology: Kennedy touted the use of AI, advanced analytics and "other cutting-edge tools" to ID suspicious Medicaid outlays.

But much of it is just what Alexander Hamilton called "energy in the executive," meaning leadership from President Donald Trump and his top people.

That's a really good point and very true.

For example, the FBI created a Most Wanted Fraudsters list, which has now nabbed three major suspects: Khalid Satary, the one captured this week, plus Herbert Kimble, who allegedly stole $1.2 billion in a Medicare telemedicine scheme, and Said Abdullahi Ereg, accused of fraud totaling $4.2 million in a child-nutrition program.

Nick Shirley is now discovering another avenue of massive medical fraud, this one involving durable medical equipment, stuff like wheelchairs and CPAP machines and equipment like that which is supposed to last for months or years.

It's a similar scam to all the others: "Enrolling" phantom patients up for supplies, billing the government for those supplies, and then, who knows, putting the equipment in a warehouse or more likely selling it on the street for pennies on the dollar.

This wouldn't work... if anyone bothered checking these businesses and confirming that these were real patients. But they don't, because Democrats enable the fraud deliberately. It's how they fund their supporters who in turn donate back to Democrats and put money in bums' pockets for mail-in illegal "votes."

How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Morning Ace.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (kgE5c)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

4 Hope Shirley has good security...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (FtULh)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (2YhKe)

6
I think this was the racket on Bad Monkey.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Fi81e)

7 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (2YhKe)

8 Afternoon, Ace. How are the crows?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:14 PM (kgE5c)

9 This is why there are thousands of discarded wheelchairs and walkers at hobo camps.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2026 12:14 PM (6iKlf)

10 Dems don’t care. They look at all this money as a form of reparations.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 24, 2026 12:15 PM (aFYHp)

11 willowed: In the 90's my long distance bill averaged $250, 1990 dollars a month.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:15 PM (RBKzD)

12 It was cloudy, slight drizzle and 82 when I went out earlier.

On it's way to 99 today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:16 PM (2YhKe)

13 willowed: In the 90's my long distance bill averaged $250, 1990 dollars a month.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:15 PM (RBKzD)



In high school....I was seeing a girl in a town about 20 miles away, up the freeway.

I racked up back to back $1000 phone bills. Dad was PISSED!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:17 PM (2YhKe)

14 Who ya gonna call?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 12:18 PM (SgdqL)

15 95-100f for the next seven days - typical July weather.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2026 12:18 PM (6iKlf)

16 Why wasn't I alerted on how to get in on all of this filthy money? It's no wonder so many people are living a life of leisure.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 12:18 PM (SwCxT)

17 Reminder:
Paul "Budget Hawk" Ryan took a band-new sharpened #2 pencil, his green accountant eyeshade and a full pot of coffee to sit down and go through the budget line by line.

And couldn't find a single penny to cut.
Not one penny.

In fact, he went back to his Republican majority in the House and the Republican majority in the Senate and said, "ladies and gentlemen--we have to increase spending! Now! By a trillion dollars!"

Because that's what budget hawks do ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 12:18 PM (3cUTc)

18 It's sometimes easy to get discouraged about the direction of the country, but stuff like this tells me that at least some people are trying to push it in the right direction.

I highly recommend reading Kurt Schlichter's column today. It is a synopsis of why the Dems (and the left in general) are in deep kimchi for pretty much the next generation. If you frame it as "would you rather be in their shoes or ours", the answer is pretty obvious.

Democrats Are Walking Into a Minefield

https://tinyurl.com/vab33989

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

19 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

20 Damn, I'm gonna need a walker, cane, and a bathroom shower seat. Should I troll homeless camps first before buying on Amazon? Knee replacement in a couple months.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (2noDb)

21 Reminder:
Paul "Budget Hawk" Ryan took a band-new sharpened #2 pencil, his green accountant eyeshade and a full pot of coffee to sit down and go through the budget line by line.




'choot 'em!!!!

Posted by: Troy Landry at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

22 Beautiful day here in NoVA - mid 70's.

Have to get out and mow this afternoon but it won't kill me like it usually does in July.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (SgdqL)

23 Its amazing how easy it seems to be for fraudsters to set up shop and start getting money. My own experience trying to get services for my 22 year autistic son is extremely slow.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (+PUOE)

24 Good afternoon Ace, happy Friday.
AI is going to make finding fraud much easier. Simply compare citizens and what is billed for each piece of equipment or benefit. AI does that real quickly. The Biden administration may be the last big trough for fraudsters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (NemxU)

25 willowed: In the 90's my long distance bill averaged $250, 1990 dollars a month.



Did you have a phone sex line in Ulaanbaatar?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

26 Surely he's Nick.

Posted by: Victor Vector at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)

27 Remember the reaction of the people who will tell you millions are dying because social welfare programs are underfunded yawn at billion dollar fraud schemes taking money from those social welfare programs

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (sKqQm)

28 The only way to stop this is to drastically reduce the size of federal government and its spending. But there's no voting bloc that really wants that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM (ypYV4)

29 Pretty hot, for here. A lot depends on location (how close to the water, any intervening terrain). Breeze picks up later and makes the afternoons quite OK (in the shade). But the last year has been so ridiculous, even for here (week after month of perfect days), we're due for some good summer heat.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 12:22 PM (U/Byj)

30 Its amazing how easy it seems to be for fraudsters to set up shop and start getting money.

Well, when half the government is trying to make it easy for you in exchange for your votes, that's gonna happen.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

31 Nick Shirley.

So effective, California crafted a bill in his name and banned what he does from the entire state.

That tells you right there who's benefiting greatly from the fraud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)

32 How you can tell every Democrat up and down the chain from city hall to Congress are in on the fraud, getting kickbacks, laundered, campaign funds and even committing the fraud themselves:

None of them, not a one, are upset that this fraud is stealing money from those who actually need it.
People who desperately need help.

Every dollar that goes to a thief is a dollar that is taken from someone who is actually bedridden.

And not one Democrat anywhere gives a tinker's damn.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 12:23 PM (3cUTc)

33
It's a similar scam to all the others: "Enrolling" phantom patients up for supplies, billing the government for those supplies, and then, who knows, putting the equipment in a warehouse or more likely selling it on the street for pennies on the dollar.
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I doubt much of the equipment even gets purchased and resold. I bet most of it exists purely on paper.

Ali, of Somali Adult Helperz, Inc: "Sure, of course I purchased those 100 CPAP machines. Just ask the vendor, my cousin Guuleed at Somali Breething Center."

Auditor: "But of course. No need to hassle anybody with a pesky phone call. Precious foreigners would never lie, and a man with a head the size of yours is too smart to miss a beat. Have a nice day."

*winks, nods, wets beak*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (BI5O2)

34 you know if the dems have the white house in 2029 nick shirley will be indicted on lots of semi-imaginary charges

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (CWTWj)

35 And not one Democrat anywhere gives a tinker's damn.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 12:23 PM (3cUTc)

**shifty eyes**

Posted by: The GOPe at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (SgdqL)

36 ***COVID-era unemployment fraud that may still be nabbing $2 million a day in New York.
---

New York, New York
Mandami's a dork
No matter where you look for it
You'll cause a fit, it's New York
Just stick a fork in it
It's Mandami's New York

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (RBKzD)

37 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.

Depending on how you define fraud it it significantly more.

I ran through this with a left leaning acquittance recently. He was complaining his hospital bill was high and he had actually itemized it and the costs for items were silly.

So I asked him...remember when you said heath care should be free for those that couldn't afford it? Yes...well how do you think the hospital makes up losing money giving services to those people. But I said the rich should pay! Well, you live in a multimillion dollar home and make 6 figures. You are the rich...so why aren't you happy? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FAIR

And I couldn't get him to budge....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

38 How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace


Same here. 82 with 86% humidity. Feel like is 92. But cloudy. Feels really nice considering it towards the end of July.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 12:25 PM (oUopv)

39 19 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
==
Well, not half. Though in government programs it might be approaching 10% which is insane. Maybe 15%.

But DME is legalized theft by hospitals. Mark ups I’ve seen go as high as 1000%. Medical supplies in general have huge mark ups.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Kocji)

40 And not one Democrat anywhere gives a tinker's damn.

I highly recommend Elon's recent exchange with a media shill who accused DOGE of killing millions by defunding USAID and other NGOs. Among other excellent points, such as how much everyone LOATHES the media, he pointed out that the Gates and ex-Bezos wife's foundations control tens of billions of dollars, so if they really thought that, they could easily pay for it.

Left unsaid was the fact that the taxpayer's USAID money wasn't going where it was supposed to anyway; it was going to support leftist politicians.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

41 I wonder if Nick Shirley is getting all of his tips from DoGE.

It would not surprise me in the least.

Posted by: Tired of Gaslighting at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (LGdxD)

42 What are Muslims like in their own countries? Are these nations just giant scam economies?

Posted by: Wally at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (xx1Oe)

43 >How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.
----

82F here in the MDT zone, headed for upper 90s
it's a dry heat

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:27 PM (ZxPkt)

44 So I asked him...remember when you said heath care should be free for those that couldn't afford it? Yes...well how do you think the hospital makes up losing money giving services to those people. But I said the rich should pay! Well, you live in a multimillion dollar home and make 6 figures. You are the rich...so why aren't you happy? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FAIR

And I couldn't get him to budge....
Posted by: 18-1



That's when you just point & laugh.

In. Their. Faces.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 12:27 PM (oUopv)

45 As long as the Feds keep shipping me free boner pills, I'm happy.

Posted by: Still Standing at July 24, 2026 12:27 PM (JM9I6)

46 But I have managed to boost my indoor humidity to the 40s, which is comfortable

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (ZxPkt)

47 Weather is great here. About 80, low humidity, and none of those stupid "air quality" warnings that my cell phone occasionally bothers me with.

It will be a good night for scotch and stogie on the roof deck.

I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

48 Where can I find The Scooter Store?

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (D2d9O)

49 The Democrat party is a pyramid scheme.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (q177U)

50 Weather is record breaking heat.
Humid too.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (FVz0t)

51 A separate but possible even larger kind of fraud - which is generally too slippery to find/prosecute as fraud - is "upselling" or gold-plating (not sure of the right colloquialism) within legitimate medical situations. Especially disability, rehab, etc.

Good friend had actual neck/back injuries from work. His tales of being upsold and pushed to use more things he didn't need, at every turn, by the disability/rehab industrial complex, were jaw-dropping.

This pathetic collapsed state even had billboards (billboards!) years ago asking people to whistleblow on disability fraud. That's how bad even the (mostly) idiotic state guvamint recognized the problem is.

I'd ballpark guess that wasteful - or actually pernicious - expenditure on social welfare fraud, near-fraud such as that described above, and "environmental" and "safety" nonsense in the US, if summed up, would be in the top 10 economies of the world.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (U/Byj)

52 That's when you just point & laugh.

In. Their. Faces.


Would it be a Nelson Muntz "ha ha" type laugh? It should be.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

53 How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM


Fine sunny day here in New England. About 82 and very comfortable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (kgE5c)

54 Herbert Kimble while living in South Carolina was registered to vote as a Republican

Posted by: Paul at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (dFAcn)

55 Saw a clip of Shirley going to an apartment asking if this is where you can get medical equipment and the woman who spoke little English said she didn't know it was her husband who he'd have to ask and Shirley kept asking saying this was the address for the "company"... The woman was wearing the typical head scarf and you could see inside it was just an apartment with furniture....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (FtULh)

56 I racked up back to back $1000 phone bills. Dad was PISSED!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:17 PM (2YhKe)

Yeah. Stick with that story.

Posted by: 976-1212 at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (/dNQe)

57 Someone also needs to look into this 'student driver' business. I swear, two out of five cars in NC have a 'student driver' sticker on it. It definitely has to be some kind of scam where people get 'paid' with grants and government funds to be a 'driving instructor.'

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (yZpsQ)

58 39 19 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
==
Well, not half. Though in government programs it might be approaching 10% which is insane. Maybe 15%.

But DME is legalized theft by hospitals. Mark ups I’ve seen go as high as 1000%. Medical supplies in general have huge mark ups.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Kocji

Exactly right. Much of the legitimate billing is fraudulent.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2026 12:30 PM (ypYV4)

59 It was cloudy, slight drizzle and 82 when I went out earlier.

On it's way to 99 today.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:16 PM (2YhKe)

Overcast and gloomy here, but warm. Lots of smoke in the air, but I am not smelling it yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 12:30 PM (1z8ji)

60 What are Muslims like in their own countries? Are these nations just giant scam economies?
Posted by: Wally at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (xx1Oe)
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Yeah, pretty much.

They are all "low trust" tribal societies. Their only goal is to get one over on their rival tribes/clans. Because that's what the rival tribes are doing to them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 12:30 PM (FZ29D)

61 Pretty hot, for here. A lot depends on location (how close to the water, any intervening terrain). Breeze picks up later and makes the afternoons quite OK (in the shade). But the last year has been so ridiculous, even for here (week after month of perfect days), we're due for some good summer heat.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2026 12:22 PM (U/Byj)
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Headed to Dallas. Forecasting 103 Sunday. I’ll be happy to send you some.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:30 PM (Kocji)

62 he FBI created a Most Wanted Fraudsters list, which has now nabbed three major suspects:

Still at large, their accomplices in Congress and the various agencies who created and administered the systems intentionally.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (E24OL)

63 Heya ace.

Currently 68 degrees here and raining.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (IMPuq)

64 I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs. As harsh as that sounds, the need and solicitation has been going on since I was a child in the 1960's. There is no end because the monies given go to the higher up's pockets and a very small amount if any to those in need.

The money and supplies are stolen period. How much money and supplies do you think that the USA has sent to African nations in the last 5 decades? How many trillions? Why is their still a need?

Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (oiNtH)

65 Medical equipment companies actually advertise promoting this fraud.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (bX16E)

66 Did you have a phone sex line in Ulaanbaatar?

Posted by: Archimedes
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I lived in the country but my business was in the city.
And just because you are home doesn't mean there's not
another loose end to straighten out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (RBKzD)

67 92 here in Athens, TX. Nice breeze. Much better than earlier this week.

Hope all of you have a great weekend

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (J/mA4)

68 I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

I thought race is something you're born with, not learned.
Man, life is so passing me by.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (sl73Y)

69 Some people need to experience a lethal dose of the Energy of the Executive, whether through electric, ballistic, or just good old fashion kenetic energy from falling through a trap door to a sudden stop just above the ground.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (CtC26)

70 I was told there was a suspicious medical device charge on my health care account.

I contacted Medicare Fraud.

They knew. They were acting against the company.

I said "Book 'em Danno" to a chuckle on the other end of the line.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (u82oZ)

71 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (2Ez/1)

72 Any recent updates on Chuy or crow sightings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (CG8Fj)

73 There is no way that the Feds spend only $7 billion a year. This has to be offf by several magnitudes

Posted by: Roger DePoy at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (7wPJP)

74 I oppose every form of socialized medicine, but I'm not going to lie, it would be nice if garrett and I could get our PrEP treatments for free.

Posted by: ace at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (LGdxD)

75 The money and supplies are stolen period. How much money and supplies do you think that the USA has sent to African nations in the last 5 decades? How many trillions? Why is their still a need?

Yes, but you're forgetting how many people in America got a warm frisson of self-regard for this action.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

76 64 I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs. As harsh as that sounds, the need and solicitation has been going on since I was a child in the 1960's. There is no end because the monies given go to the higher up's pockets and a very small amount if any to those in need.

The money and supplies are stolen period. How much money and supplies do you think that the USA has sent to African nations in the last 5 decades? How many trillions? Why is their still a need?
Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (oiNtH)

This can be said of many charities.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (4g5V+)

77 71℉ and cloudy after a soaking rain here in rural Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (u82oZ)

78 I remain convinced that our entire annual deficit, and more, is waste and fraud, but mostly, the fraud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

79 Hank Kimball >>>> Herbert Kimble

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

80
Remember the reaction of the people who will tell you millions are dying because social welfare programs are underfunded yawn at billion dollar fraud schemes taking money from those social welfare programs
Posted by: 18-1

================

Fuck those people. Steps are being taken, like HHS "pausing" funds for California and Minnesota, but when does the real cutting and the real punishment begin? I'm not even sure California won't get all of its billions for fraud sometime soon, probably through a judge.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (mmrXZ)

81 18 It's sometimes easy to get discouraged about the direction of the country, but stuff like this tells me that at least some people are trying to push it in the right direction.

I highly recommend reading Kurt Schlichter's column today. It is a synopsis of why the Dems (and the left in general) are in deep kimchi for pretty much the next generation. If you frame it as "would you rather be in their shoes or ours", the answer is pretty obvious.

Democrats Are Walking Into a Minefield

https://tinyurl.com/vab33989

Posted by: Archimedes

Thanks for posting that. Helps to calm some permanent black pillers. At least the genuine anxiety types, not the asshole troller types.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)

82 I saw a car the other day with a severely bashed-in tailgate and a large Student Driver sticker next to it.

Posted by: Leo Weiser Automobile Club Of America at July 24, 2026 12:34 PM (JM9I6)

83 Why is their still a need?

Posted by: Cheri
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Bill Gates?

Don't forget Bush sent them mosquito nets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (RBKzD)

84 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking.

Depending on how you define fraud it it significantly more.

I ran through this with a left leaning acquittance recently. He was complaining his hospital bill was high and he had actually itemized it and the costs for items were silly.


And I couldn't get him to budge....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
_____

I was in the hospital for 10 days a few years ago with a nasty blood infection. I have insurance.

Starting a few weeks after I was discharged, I started getting dozens of bills from vague-sounding medical companies and providers. The bills didn't even specify what they were for, let along itemize anything. The bills totalled well over $6,000.

You know what I did? Nothing. Never paid a dime. For some of the bigger bills, I wrote back and politely said "fuck you, I ain't paying this without detailed itemized bills of exactly what the charges are for. Suck my fat hog." None ever gave me an itemized bill.

As far as I'm concerned, whatever these companies got from my insurance, that's more than enough.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

85 So many Democrats, so few in prison..

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (4NO2D)

86
Nice here in SoCal, as always. Might take a walk along the beach.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (mmrXZ)

87 Weather is great here. About 80, low humidity, and none of those stupid "air quality" warnings that my cell phone occasionally bothers me with.

It will be a good night for scotch and stogie on the roof deck.

I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
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Sounds wonderful. I’d choose bourbon or a nice port. With a Patel Churchill. I’ve not had that in awhile.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (87scc)

88 How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.

It's 92 at 11:30. Feels like 104 TWC says. Humidity 60%. And for the Houston area that's not bad. But I am starting to wonder how I'll know if I get sent to Hell.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (ypYV4)

89 Big Medical Supplier has also done very well, selling all sorts of expensive aids and contraptions at high prices. At least they do supply the stuff, but it is excessively expensive imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

90 It's amazing that this Nick Shirley kid is basically one of the greatest journalists of our age.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (3uBP9)

91 This can be said of many charities.
Posted by: Cow Demon

You might even think that Africans could dig their own wells after seeing it done for so many decades.

Posted by: All Cultures Are Equal at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (JM9I6)

92 Fuck those people. Steps are being taken, like HHS "pausing" funds for California and Minnesota, but when does the real cutting and the real punishment begin? I'm not even sure California won't get all of its billions for fraud sometime soon, probably through a judge.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
========
Early days yet. You have to break through the organized resistance of the Dem political establishment including judges first. The rest becomes easier at that point.

But in a lot of cases of fraud, the fraudsters know they are caught and don't even raise claims to try to reverse the cutoff of funds. This has happened in the CA hospice fraud repeatedly, very few of the 800 plus firms have challenged being cut off. Same for dead people challenging cutoff of Social Security, etc. Those that are fraudsters are not brazen enough to try to challenge it in court. They go and do something else for try to flee the country with their ill gotten loot.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

93 I wrote back and politely said "f*** you, I ain't paying this without detailed itemized bills of exactly what the charges are for. Suck my fat hog."

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

94 WHAT IS WRONG WITH HENTAI PORN???

Are we talking futanari? Because I gotta say, its...interesting.

Not that I view it sexually I just like the art work you know?

Posted by: David French at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

95 64 I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs. As harsh as that sounds, the need and solicitation has been going on since I was a child in the 1960's.
Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2026 12:31 PM (oiNtH)
------

Cue the classic Sam Kinison rant about this.

MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (oqH4h)

96 It will hit 100 easy today on the west side of the Caprock.

The other day I went hiking at Palo Duro. When I left, the thermometer at the trailhead read 100. It was not even 11 am.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (4g5V+)

97 Bush sent Africa mosquito nets.
He didn't say anything like
Make DDT Great Again.

That was a tip off wasn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (RBKzD)

98 🛳️ 🛳️ Ahoy, join me on the conservative Gulf of America Cruise that isn’t just a bunch of obsolete losers guzzling Zima on the Lido Deck!

Kurt Schlicter cruelty level: Chuy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (kgE5c)

99 All those "only $16.75 per month,... mmmm, less than your starbucks morning coffee, you too can support a starving child in Elbonia" donations are under some tax threshold.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (IGZcJ)

100 86° and rising here.

But it's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)

101 And the sandmaggot who just got picked up in the Middle East after stealing $547m?

Give. Me. A. Break.

That is not routine Precious Foreigner Hijinks. That's more than half a billion damn dollars. One guy.

I'd bet my last plugged nickel that this guy was laundering money to the Middle East on behalf of our lovely foreign service.

G-d only knows for what. I'm sure whatever it is would make you puke.

Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (BI5O2)

102
Cue the classic Sam Kinison rant about this.

MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (

I miss Sam Kinison.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:38 PM (4g5V+)

103 It is now 80 in my part of NJ. and sunny. It was in the 50's this morning so that I needed to wear a:sweatshirt to go on our walk. Such a relief after the high temps and humidity a while back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 12:38 PM (xSAlF)

104 91 It's amazing that this Nick Shirley kid is basically one of the greatest journalists of our age.
Posted by: banana Dream
======
Yep. Probably because he never went to journalism school nor became a 'media' personality.

College education in a lot of areas now is a hindrance to thinking and acting because of the programming kids get when they go.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

105
I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)



"There. Over there. That person is what is considered 'black.' The African American. That gentleman there is brown. He's 'Hispanic' or 'Mexican.'"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (2YhKe)

106 I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs. As harsh as that sounds, the need and solicitation has been going on since I was a child in the 1960's.

Africa's population exploded because of western aide. In many places they never bothered to build any sort of sustainable economy to feed the additional population because there will always be western aide.

Posted by: David French at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)

107 ------

Cue the classic Sam Kinison rant about this.

MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS

Posted by: ballistic
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Samsonite!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (RBKzD)

108 So I asked him...remember when you said heath care should be free for those that couldn't afford it? Yes...well how do you think the hospital makes up losing money giving services to those people. But I said the rich should pay! Well, you live in a multimillion dollar home and make 6 figures. You are the rich...so why aren't you happy? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FAIR

To a leftist, "the rich" is anyone with a penny more than them. They, on the other hand, are basically the working poor.

They have a European mindset, only people with inherited titles and government grandees are permitted more than they. Everyone else is putting on airs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)

109 And I hope Nick Shirley had some armed protection. He is a brave young man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (xSAlF)

110 98 Bush sent Africa mosquito nets.
He didn't say anything like
Make DDT Great Again.

That was a tip off wasn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (RBKzD)

Don’t they use DDT regardless?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (4g5V+)

111 Did you have a phone sex line in Ulaanbaatar?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:21 PM


For when you really want to yak it up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (BpKYj)

112 I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

I thought race is something you're born with, not learned.
Man, life is so passing me by.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 24, 2026 12:32 PM (sl73Y)
_______

It's about 90% learned. But the common misconception is that manly men can drive fast because they're manly men. So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

The ladies are easier to instruct. Less ego.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

113 >>> 102
==
Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:37 PM (BI5O2)

Is today the day we burn this motherfucker down?

Posted by: Pooh and Piglet at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (vDZgA)

114 When you grasp the scale of fraud and corruption in federal.gov, the Democrat’s desire for war in Ukraine and Iran is easier to understand. I think the Democrats will maintain the status quo in November.

Posted by: Accomack at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (9sK1w)

115 57 if we're talking Wake County, then they need as many driving instructors as they can get. A lot of foreigners due to the colleges, medical centers and Tech Triangle, and they all drive like they're headed to a hot date with their favorite goat.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (bX16E)

116 Many people are impatient with Trump getting things done and want him to ignore the judges and the courts. But Trump knows that the legal and lawful approach leaves a good system intact to let him work against the enemies of We The People. The sophistries of these Commies melt under exposure to real truth and justice.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (CtC26)

117 Dante devotes an entire circle of Hell to thieves.

I wonder if its big enough for all these Democrat fraudsters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (yI0P+)

118 Didja ever notice that a generation ago, wheelchairs were 2' wide? And now they're 4' wide?

Posted by: Zombie Andy Rooney at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (JM9I6)

119 Speaking of mosquitos it is 2026.

Not only do I not have a flying car or the option of a moon vacation, the mosquitos in my area are worse then they were when I was a kid.

We continue to regress...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

120 Weather is great here. About 80, low humidity, and none of those stupid "air quality" warnings that my cell phone occasionally bothers me with.

It will be a good night for scotch and stogie on the roof deck.

I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
==
Sounds wonderful. I’d choose bourbon or a nice port. With a Patel Churchill. I’ve not had that in awhile.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (87scc)


[Fistbump]

(but not in a gay way, in a cool way)

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

121 Don’t they use DDT regardless?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM


That's why there are no Bald Eagles in Africa.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (4NO2D)

122 But the common misconception is that manly men can drive fast because they're manly men. So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

YT has lots of hilarious videos of mouthbreathing idjits who peel away from a light in their brand new $200k car and promptly drive it into a tree. I laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

123 91 It's amazing that this Nick Shirley kid is basically one of the greatest journalists of our age.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM


Which is why there is no longer a "mainstream press" or such a thing as "national news."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (2Ez/1)

124 It was 58 here last night, only 71 now. Really cool, but more 90's coming tomorrow already.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (vbXSk)

125 104 It is now 80 in my part of NJ. and sunny. It was in the 50's this morning so that I needed to wear a:sweatshirt to go on our walk. Such a relief after the high temps and humidity a while back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--

It went down to 80 over night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (RBKzD)

126 Plainly put, any program where a sufficient amount of money is spent by the Gov't is another program ripe for fraud. The larger the budget and the more people receive the money, the worse the fraud potential...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (l3cgK)

127 Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Not necessarily. The problem with IC corruption is if they have some gig giving them cash, they cannot really move against independent operators without jeopardizing their own fraud. The IC tries to swim in a sea filled with other fraudsters and relies on that for cover. So not every fraudster, maybe not even a majority of them, are covers for the IC.

But, I do think all of them have Dem and some GOPe political connections like any other organized criminal does to ward off local and even state investigations.

You pay off the authorities is rule one to operate so they see no evil, speak no evil, and hear no evil.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

128 If there ever was a use for AI, this is the thing. Cross-referencing payments and addresses can't be that hard. Just stop the payments, make them come to you.... for arrest and deportation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (n5tGW)

129 I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)


"There. Over there. That person is what is considered 'black.' The African American. That gentleman there is brown. He's 'Hispanic' or 'Mexican.'"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (2YhKe)
______

"What's Kamala?"

-- Student at Blade Race School

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

130 Sunny, hot and humid here, as it is for the vast majority of days running from mid-May to mid-October.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (J4Dwc)

131 127 Plainly put, any program where a sufficient amount of money is spent by the Gov't is another program ripe for fraud. The larger the budget and the more people receive the money, the worse the fraud potential...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Well put.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)

132 At least they do supply the stuff, but it is excessively expensive imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

I say this as someone in need of a medical device that fortunately I can get off of Amazon, no problem.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (4g5V+)

133 >>> 120 Speaking of mosquitos it is 2026.

Not only do I not have a flying car or the option of a moon vacation, the mosquitos in my area are worse then they were when I was a kid.

We continue to regress...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

Where is my Mr. Fusion???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (vDZgA)

134 How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.
----

It was gorgeous at Monmouth Park this past Sunday. The previous day's t-storms blew out the smoke and heat and left NJ with atypically cool (<60 degree overnights!) weather. Back in Florida now. I think I can sous vide a brisket in my yard...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (nbLIj)

135 Africa death rate for 2026 is 7.34, a 1.16% decline from 2025.
Africa death rate for 2025 was 7.43, a 1.16% decline from 2024.
Africa death rate for 2024 was 7.51, a 1.14% decline from 2023.

So somewhere around $25 Billion (all sources) of HIV AIDS drugs ended when USAID was shut down.
And the death rates has declined over 4% compounded since 2024.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (/+uur)

136 The ladies are easier to instruct. Less ego.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

This is true with forklifts and construction equipment too.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (IGZcJ)

137 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (yI0P+)

138 125 It was 58 here last night, only 71 now. Really cool, but more 90's coming tomorrow already.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (vbXSk)

Lows have been around 68ºF or 69ºF with 97% humidity...days have been 85ºF to just under 90ºF...
Sandy Eggo Summer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (l3cgK)

139 50 Weather is record breaking heat.

long ago, i invested most of my money in cds.

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (v3pYe)

140 If any of these convicted fraudsters are anything but natural born citizens, strip them of their US citizenship and return them forthwith to their country of origin.

No USA for you!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (wVcYX)

141 Which is why there is no longer a "mainstream press" or such a thing as "national news."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Their "Hey Look Squirrel" act is getting old except for homebound elderly unable to get up and change the dial and those in Democrat industries like education and social services.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)

142 138 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (yI0P+)

and mosquitoes. and fleas. and ticks. and...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (l3cgK)

143 138 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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While she screams forever, if only I had a can of DDT spray.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)

144 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.

Is she in a hot little red robe?

Posted by: Some AWFL putting down her copy of 50 shades of grey at July 24, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

145 So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

-----

I think the the twitchy rear end on the Porsche 911 GTs has probably killed nearly as many Wall Street investment bankers as uncut Peruvian blow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (BI5O2)

146 The ladies are easier to instruct. Less ego.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM

Shooting is much the same, for the same reason.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (SVdzD)

147 >I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs.
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STOP sending them food. Don't send another bite. If you really wanna help these people, send them luggage and U-Hauls.

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)

148 142 Which is why there is no longer a "mainstream press" or such a thing as "national news."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Their "Hey Look Squirrel" act is getting old except for homebound elderly unable to get up and change the dial and those in Democrat industries like education and social services.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)

They made such a big fuss about Monkey Pox that my wife's aunt asked me if she should get a vax for it...well, I assume that's why she asked and that she wasn't into any kinky business with lots of gay pustulant men...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

149 We must be in the same part of the country. Low 80's here, dry and a little breezy. Cool night with the windows open. Summer always hands us a few days like this but nearly enough.

Posted by: NJ Guy at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (nPp6w)

150 If any of these convicted fraudsters are anything but natural born citizens, strip them of their US citizenship and return them forthwith to their country of origin.

No USA for you!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM


After they complete their Life at Hard Labor, their ashes can be deported.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)

151 Remember:
The closest anyone on the left has come to finding a single person who died because of DOGE cuts was ....

The guy who lied about dogs being used to rape Hamas, claiming some gal in Africa died in childbirth because we stopped sending her local warlord money so he could--after his skim--buy a few gallons of diesel for the ambulance.

There it is, Rethuglicans!! You are all killers! Just because you wince filling up your tank doesn't mean some fake woman in some African country didn't die when you stopped giving them free diesel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (3cUTc)

152 But the common misconception is that manly men can drive fast because they're manly men. So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

YT has lots of hilarious videos of mouthbreathing idjits who peel away from a light in their brand new $200k car and promptly drive it into a tree. I laugh and laugh.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)
_____

Easy to do if you're an idiot. They turn off stability control, then floor it, then panic when the ass starts to slide out, and rather than correct the slide (or at least brake) they just freeze and the car slams into a hard object with their foot still on the gas.

There's a vid out of one of the first new Bugatti Tourbillions pull that shit and almost take out an oncoming car. That woulda been a $5 million wreck.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

153 If you really wanna help these people, send them luggage and U-Hauls.

Send their "leaders" pagers.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

154 I highly recommend Elon's recent exchange with a media shill who accused DOGE of killing millions by defunding USAID and other NGOs.

Someone earlier had discussed a story about the plight of trans people in Nepal now that the US taxpayer isn't funding homo services in Chynah.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

155 They made such a big fuss about Monkey Pox that my wife's aunt asked me if she should get a vax for it...well, I assume that's why she asked and that she wasn't into any kinky business with lots of gay pustulant men...

I saw a video where the guy said:

Hey remember when the FNM told us we were all going to die from Monkeypox if we didn't get a new experimental vaccine and everyone collectively was like, Nah bro we ain't doin' this again.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

156 Rachel Corrie is still a little depressed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (yI0P+)

157

"Paul "Budget Hawk" Ryan"

You mean Paul "Closeted Faggot" Ryan

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (och2J)

158 I say this as someone in need of a medical device that fortunately I can get off of Amazon, no problem.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:42 PM (4g5V+)

That's not mine, baby.

Posted by: Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (wVcYX)

159 141 If any of these convicted fraudsters are anything but natural born citizens, strip them of their US citizenship and return them forthwith to their country of origin.

No USA for you!
Posted by: Count de Monet

I am to the point that just shooting them in a firing squad would be appropriate. Crimes like their's risk a civil war just like those promoting voter fraud. These are not victimless crimes but acts that destabilize the entire country.

We hung horse thieves in more civilized times because horses were vital for honest people to survive. And medical care is vital for honest people to survive as well. So any derivation of those funds for medical care into the pockets of a fraudster could cost someone else their lives. All for money. Just shoot them like you would a bank robber that killed a guard.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

160 Someone earlier had discussed a story about the plight of trans people in Nepal now that the US taxpayer isn't funding homo services in Chynah.

Out: Sucking d*cks and getting USAID checks

In: Sucking d*cks and not getting USAID checks

Posted by: Trannies in Nepal at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

161 122 Don’t they use DDT regardless?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM

That's why there are no Bald Eagles in Africa.


oh. i thought they handled that by spraying rogaine.

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (v3pYe)

162 STOP sending them food. Don't send another bite. If you really wanna help these people, send them luggage and U-Hauls.
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)


What do you think we've been doing?

Posted by: Tim Walz at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (0bjKf)

163 157 Rachel Corrie is still a little depressed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (yI0P+)

He response went flat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)

164 157 Rachel Corrie is still a little depressed.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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You might say flattened by her realization she was an idiot on earth for giving her life on behalf of evil people akin to the Amorites.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

165 FREE CATHETERS!

FREE MEDICARE REFERRAL LINE!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 12:48 PM (JvZF+)

166 ______

"What's Kamala?"

-- Student at Blade Race School
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)



"She's what's known as a 'sanjigger.' She's actually mostly white India Indian, but pretends to be black for inclusion and racial appropriation."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)

167 So we occasionally have issues with Chadley Dudebro in his Lamborghini thinking he someone innately drive fast. He can't.

-----

I think the the twitchy rear end on the Porsche 911 GTs has probably killed nearly as many Wall Street investment bankers as uncut Peruvian blow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (BI5O2)
_____

The older models, yes. The new ones (991-present) have much better traction/stability control. So you can drive it much faster without getting into trouble.

Which is another problem: beginners think THEY are driving the car fast. They are not. The car is. Some of them don't figure this out until it's too late. The car can save you from bad driving ... until it can't.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

168 Start of the second paragraph in the original article is wrong:

"The feds spend over $7 billion a year, ..."

Total fed spending is over $7 TRILLION a year.

Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at July 24, 2026 12:49 PM (yXKEQ)

169 oh. i thought they handled that by spraying rogaine.
Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (v3pYe)

MUCH easier than trying to fit them all out with little toupees.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (SgdqL)

170 Is a Fleshlight considered a durable medical device?

Posted by: Just Axin' at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (JM9I6)

171 Rachel Corrie is still a little depressed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:46 PM (yI0P+)

At least she'll never have to worry about wrinkles.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (Nyq9f)

172 >I am tired of the TV commercials begging for dollars for medicine and food for African nations and starving children and their medical needs.
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STOP sending them food. Don't send another bite. If you really wanna help these people, send them luggage and U-Hauls.
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)


I had a few thoughts on this matter.

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (wVcYX)

173 167 ______

"What's Kamala?"

-- Student at Blade Race School
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)


"She's what's known as a 'sanjigger.' She's actually mostly white India Indian, but pretends to be black for inclusion and racial appropriation."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)

I've heard of chiggers.
I've heard of jiggers.
I've never heard of a sanjigger...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (l3cgK)

174 40 billion dollar deficit? Behold where the money went. Release the CPAs.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (fQFd2)

175 Is a Fleshlight considered a durable medical device?

At 3 minutes per use, it seems unlikely.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

176 So I'd like to know where you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where you got the notion
To rock the boat
Don't rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat
Don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat
Don't rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (JvZF+)

177 Hey remember when the FNM told us we were all going to die from Monkeypox if we didn't get a new experimental vaccine and everyone collectively was like, Nah bro we ain't doin' this again.
Posted by: 18-1

I strongly support mandatory media vaccinations of whatever crap Big Pharma has cooked up. Let's make it a law that whatever they promote is what the proposers including politicians and Big Pharma executives have to do it first.

Then the rest of us can wait to see if it actually works. Waiting for perhaps a lifetime or so. Just to be sure that it works.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

178 A story I heard from a guy that claimed to be an aid worker in Africa:

I made friends with one of the local young men. He was more interested in making a better life for himself then most and had saved up money from the jobs he had been working to buy the ingredients to bake bread.

His day as a baker he went to a busy spot in the village and started selling his bread and several people bought from him as they walked to work or whatever else they had to do.

Until one of the village elders saw him. The elder came over demanded to know what the young man was doing, told him he should be ashamed because there were hungry children in the village and took the remaining bread. Now I don't know if the elder really turned around and gave that bread to hungry kids that day but the village lost a source of income and food permanently.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)

179 171 Is a Fleshlight considered a durable medical device?

Posted by: Just Axin' at July 24, 2026 12:50 PM (JM9I6)

It's a vaginal prosthetic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (l3cgK)

180 Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I'll go with "has become the system".

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (Fi81e)

181 yeah I thought that $7B sounded a little light

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (ZxPkt)

182 So not every fraudster, maybe not even a majority of them, are covers for the IC.

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No. The vast majority are covers for Democrat theft of apportioned budget monies.

I think this particular case was laundering for the foreign service. Soooo much money, in one foreigner's hands, and that foreigner bugs out to the homeland as soon as the heat comes on.

And not one news report says where he was arrested or by whom.

Just "regional partners in the Middle East."

I'm glad he got burned - but this case is super-duper weird. I think he probably panicked under scrutiny and absconded with a shitload of the wrong agency's stolen lucre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (BI5O2)

183 138 Rachel Carlson has a spiked ball gag over her mouth as she roasts in Hell being bitten by the millions of flies her lies let live.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Is one of the 7 circles of hell for those who "meant well"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)

184 I could have a 5 million dollar wreck if I hit something worth $4,976,000

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (Nyq9f)

185 I think the the twitchy rear end on the Porsche 911 GTs has probably killed nearly as many Wall Street investment bankers as uncut Peruvian blow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (BI5O2)
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Yeah too bad.

Posted by: The Day Eagle Computer Went Public at July 24, 2026 12:53 PM (JvZF+)

186 Did Vaginal Prosthetic open for Pussy Riot in St. Petersburg?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:53 PM (yI0P+)

187 103 in Dallas. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Don't miss it at all. To think I grew up there, how did I live through it? Anyway it's not too bad here today, may get some rain. They said we may hit 90.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2026 12:54 PM (bqIVz)

188
Light bulb: "The system is corrupt."

Explosion: "Corruption is the system."

MOAB: "There is no system, just corruption."

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:54 PM (Nyq9f)

189 There are nine circles of Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (yI0P+)

190 Say it again with me: "it's not the system has been corrupted. Corruption is the system."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Its always been this way.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (RhUi2)

191 The ladies are easier to instruct. Less ego.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM

Shooting is much the same, for the same reason.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:45 PM (SVdzD)
______

I'm sure. Track driving is mostly a guy thing, but there are some fast ladies out there.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

192 Years ago I took a short vacation to a place in Maine that had a shrine for Rachel Carson...apparently she lived in the area for a long time.

Outside of that the hotel was nice and since we had good weather I decided to eat at their outdoor restaurant for dinner.

The food was good but served with a serious helping of...mosquitos. Which is really appropriate as I think about it

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

193 Until one of the village elders saw him. The elder came over demanded to know what the young man was doing, told him he should be ashamed because there were hungry children in the village and took the remaining bread. Now I don't know if the elder really turned around and gave that bread to hungry kids that day but the village lost a source of income and food permanently.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)
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Reading Sowell now about how honesty and honest commerce is a cultural factor with demonstrable economic benefits.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (JvZF+)

194 Get back to me when government officials are going to jail behind all the fraud. Until then, it is just another example of the government protecting it's own, at the expense of the common thief, err, man.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (QaH55)

195
You get the feeling that if we ended every cent of fraud, the DNC office would become a house of ill-repute.

Securing donations $20 at a time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (Fi81e)

196 I've heard of chiggers.
I've heard of jiggers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (l3cgK)

This needs muldoon

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (Nyq9f)

197 So somewhere around $25 Billion (all sources) of HIV AIDS drugs ended when USAID was shut down.
And the death rates has declined over 4% compounded since 2024.
Posted by: r hennigantx
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And yet ole Senator Cornhole from TX is making restoring billions for Pepfar (aids drugs to Africa) his line in the sand by putting holds on two Trump appointees.

This is GOPe doing constituent service for globohomo Big Pharma not to save lives, but to spend taxpayer money for corporate grift.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

198 190 There are nine circles of Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:55 PM (yI0P+)

::: man sneaks viagra into communion wine :::

There is now a tenth circle...

Posted by: Satan at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (l3cgK)

199 Someone also needs to look into this 'student driver' business. I swear, two out of five cars in NC have a 'student driver' sticker on it. It definitely has to be some kind of scam where people get 'paid' with grants and government funds to be a 'driving instructor.'
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 24, 2026 12:29 PM (yZpsQ)


People put student driver on their cars so that they can drive like assholes and think that people will care less because they didn't know. Child, the younger, had those stickers on their car until they got their regular license and the first thing they did was remove them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (ExV1e)

200 146 Leading cause of deaths among doctors between ages 50 and 55, any old Cessna product.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (gm9Sb)

201 Weather is great here. About 80, low humidity, and none of those stupid "air quality" warnings that my cell phone occasionally bothers me with.

It will be a good night for scotch and stogie on the roof deck.

I'm instructing at a race school on Sunday. Weather looks good for that too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
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Sounds wonderful. I’d choose bourbon or a nice port. With a Patel Churchill. I’ve not had that in awhile.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:35 PM (87scc)


[Fistbump]

(but not in a gay way, in a cool way)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/
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Absolutely! [Fistbump back]

Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 12:57 PM (XKu4p)

202 DNC is already a house of ill-repute.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2026 12:57 PM (yI0P+)

203 >>>That's not mine, baby.
Posted by: Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery at July 24, 2026 12:47 PM (wVcYX)

OK, that was legit funny.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2026 12:58 PM (q177U)

204 >I've heard of chiggers.
I've heard of jiggers.
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you can't say that

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:58 PM (ZxPkt)

205 I think this particular case was laundering for the foreign service. Soooo much money, in one foreigner's hands, and that foreigner bugs out to the homeland as soon as the heat comes on.

And not one news report says where he was arrested or by whom.

Just "regional partners in the Middle East."

I'm glad he got burned - but this case is super-duper weird. I think he probably panicked under scrutiny and absconded with a shitload of the wrong agency's stolen lucre.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Guy got arrested because we are really good at tracking dollars across the globe. That, in part, is why the whole BRICs idea came up.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

206 People put student driver on their cars so that they can drive like assholes and think that people will care less because they didn't know. Child, the younger, had those stickers on their car until they got their regular license and the first thing they did was remove them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (ExV1e)

They seem to have replaced all the "Baby On Board" stickers from the past.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 12:58 PM (SgdqL)

207 I see the woman that called a kid the dreaded n-word was convicted of some BS crime.

The background here is white woman in a park with her young child has an older black child steal something out of her bag and called the kid the slur. There was a random Somali there for some reason (not related to the thieving child) because of course there was and he came over and started filming her to demand she repeat the word which she did.

What a stupid world we live in.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

208
It's 77 AF.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 12:59 PM (Fi81e)

209 DNC is already a house of ill-repute.

I'll die believing the media reaction to Watergate was because Nixon was right. The DNC had the evidence of running their own prostitution ring in that building. Nixon wanted that evidence, to destroy the DNC.

So the media changed the focus to the burglary, to hide the DNC trading sex for favors.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:00 PM (RhUi2)

210
(drags thread back onto topic)

When do we start seeing a difference in the national budget? Like, the debt going down by a trillion dollars? Massive cuts to these fraud-ridden services?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:00 PM (mmrXZ)

211 I hate fucking monkeys.

Which is why I don't have Monkeypox.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 24, 2026 01:00 PM (CtC26)

212 (drags thread back onto topic)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:00 PM (mmrXZ) .

It's dead, Jim

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:01 PM (Nyq9f)

213 212 I hate fucking monkeys.

Which is why I don't have Monkeypox.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 24, 2026 01:00 PM (CtC26)

Now, someone who hate f**ks monkeys, on the other hand...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 01:01 PM (l3cgK)

214 What a stupid world we live in.
___

Disorderly conduct, I believe. Up to 90 days in jail and/or $1000 fine. I wonder if this applies to each time she said the magic word (It's only magic if a non-black or not sufficiently black person says it. That seems racist.)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 01:01 PM (Dv3i1)

215 Pride goeth before a throttle-lift oversteer incident.

Posted by: F.A. "Butzi" Porsche, 911 Designer at July 24, 2026 01:03 PM (wVcYX)

216
Disorderly conduct, I believe. Up to 90 days in jail and/or $1000 fine. I wonder if this applies to each time she said the magic word (It's only magic if a non-black or not sufficiently black person says it. That seems racist.)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 01:01 PM (Dv3i1)


So much for free speech...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 01:04 PM (S6LVb)

217 So much for free speech...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2026 01:04 PM (S6LVb)


Haven't had it my entire lifetime. I'll be glad when that old trope is finally dead and buried.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:05 PM (RhUi2)

218 This all has gotten me thinking more about my wife's idea to try a makeshift colonoscopy on me. I'm really warming to the idea and I could have her repurpose some of my auto tools like the brake caliper spreaders that I don't use anymore. And while she's up in there she could look around, I got a strong pick-up magnet, see what she can find.

I can't count how many things I lost over the years that have no explanation for, no accounting for their whereabouts. Socks? Lots of them. Pens, pencils, a whole ratchet set, a set of bar stools. No trace, or explanation. Well I'm starting to wonder now.

And think about this if you will. I was born in 1970. Yeah, just think of all the unexplained phenomena that have happened since. Missing people. Disappearing farm animals. Airplanes that just drop off radar. Entire ships just gone. They have their explanations, "plausible theories", like aliens, and wotnot. Roanoke! A whole town gone. Ok that was centuries ago but I think with my colon, we're dealing with something that may defy current scientific explanation.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 01:05 PM (3uBP9)

219 Would that be a black-magic word?

Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2026 01:05 PM (Q+gd/)

220 I'll die believing the media reaction to Watergate was because Nixon was right.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:00 PM (RhUi2)
---
Media was totally in on the scam.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:05 PM (Fi81e)

221 >I've heard of chiggers.
I've heard of jiggers.
-----

you can't say that
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2026 12:58 PM


Chigroes? Arachno-Americans?

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 24, 2026 01:05 PM (4NO2D)

222 Guy got arrested because we are really good at tracking dollars across the globe.

------

Sure. But that's "how," not "why."

There is *no way* this one guy stole $547m from government coffers through these cheeseball front businesses without protection by and the willful ignorance of government authorities - as in, all of them. This is a crime a couple orders of magnitude larger than we've become so sadly used to seeing from a given one of these foreign crooks.

Somebody in the US government decided it was time to shut off this cash funnel and roll this guy up, with the help of unnamed foreign police agencies in an unnamed locale.

This one stinks to high heaven.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:06 PM (BI5O2)

223 This all has gotten me thinking more about my wife's idea to try a makeshift colonoscopy on me. I'm really warming to the idea and I could have her repurpose some of my auto tools like the brake caliper spreaders that I don't use anymore. And while she's up in there she could look around, I got a strong pick-up magnet, see what she can find.

I can't count how many things I lost over the years that have no explanation for, no accounting for their whereabouts. Socks? Lots of them. Pens, pencils, a whole ratchet set, a set of bar stools. No trace, or explanation. Well I'm starting to wonder now.

And think about this if you will. I was born in 1970. Yeah, just think of all the unexplained phenomena that have happened since. Missing people. Disappearing farm animals. Airplanes that just drop off radar. Entire ships just gone. They have their explanations, "plausible theories", like aliens, and wotnot. Roanoke! A whole town gone. Ok that was centuries ago but I think with my colon, we're dealing with something that may defy current scientific explanation.


For the love of God, get me OUT OF HERE!!!

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at July 24, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)

224 If spider man ran around biting arachnids would we also get Man-Spider the spider with the powers of a man?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

225 And think about this if you will. I was born in 1970. Yeah, just think of all the unexplained phenomena that have happened since. Missing people. Disappearing farm animals. Airplanes that just drop off radar. Entire ships just gone. They have their explanations, "plausible theories", like aliens, and wotnot. Roanoke! A whole town gone. Ok that was centuries ago but I think with my colon, we're dealing with something that may defy current scientific explanation.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 01:05 PM (3uBP9)

There's probably a metric buttload of 10mm sockets lodged in there.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at July 24, 2026 01:07 PM (wVcYX)

226 I think with my colon, we're dealing with something that may defy current scientific explanation.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 01:05 PM (3uBP9)

He's just a wild colonial boy...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 01:07 PM (1z8ji)

227
Nixon jeopardized VIP BJs in DC.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:07 PM (Fi81e)

228 The Left promised to free everyone from all the RULES made by the uptight Christians.

How's that working out for everyone

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:08 PM (Nyq9f)

229 Oops. Forty Trillion dollar deficit? Thats the fraud. CPAs: go forth and collect.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 24, 2026 01:08 PM (fQFd2)

230
What a stupid world we live in.
Posted by: 18-1

================

Stupid all around. Who keeps the n-word so handy that it flies out in a moment of anger? If I totally lost my temper, bastard or f***er might fly out. That said, the hate crime is BS. She should have said she was quoting some rapper.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:08 PM (mmrXZ)

231 223
Somebody in the US government decided it was time to shut off this cash funnel and roll this guy up, with the help of unnamed foreign police agencies in an unnamed locale.

This one stinks to high heaven.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:06 PM (BI5O2)

======

Could it be that political leadership, starting at the top with Vance's fraud task force, is actually doing it's job?

Does it have to be a conspiracy otherwise?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:09 PM (RWrid)

232 Which is another problem: beginners think THEY are driving the car fast. They are not. The car is. Some of them don't figure this out until it's too late. The car can save you from bad driving ... until it can't.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)
==
Insurance companies say men are better drivers than women, but are more likely to overestimate their capability. So they get in fewer wrecks, but they are gloriously bad when they do. Hence every parent’s lament when their 16 year old son gets his drivers license.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 24, 2026 01:09 PM (+qOur)

233 This all has gotten me thinking more about my wife's idea to try a makeshift colonoscopy on me. I'm really warming to the idea and I could have her repurpose some of my auto tools like the brake caliper spreaders that I don't use anymore.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 01:05 PM (3uBP9)
---
* stops reading *

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:09 PM (Fi81e)

234 ================

Stupid all around. Who keeps the n-word so handy that it flies out in a moment of anger? If I totally lost my temper, bastard or f***er might fly out. That said, the hate crime is BS. She should have said she was quoting some rapper.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:08 PM (mmrXZ)

There's a black guy I see sometimes in the metro - high or crazy or more likely both - who goes around screaming it in the faces of other, normal black guys (calls them bitches, too).

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 01:10 PM (SgdqL)

235 Stupid all around. Who keeps the n-word so handy that it flies out in a moment of anger? If I totally lost my temper, bastard or f***er might fly out. That said, the hate crime is BS. She should have said she was quoting some rapper.

She said something dumb in anger. It was a mistake on her part. But...should this be a crime?

One of the odder things that the modern left has brought us is the notion that we should criminalize wrong choices...but only some wrong choices...that aren't traditional crimes while ignoring read traditional crimes...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

236 I think with my colon, we're dealing with something that may defy current scientific explanation.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 01:05 PM (3uBP9)


Flight 19 returned from the Bermuda Triangle to banana Dream's colon. All five TBM Avenger torpedo bombers and 14 crew.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at July 24, 2026 01:10 PM (wVcYX)

237 225 If spider man ran around biting arachnids would we also get Man-Spider the spider with the powers of a man?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

Only if that man was radioactive himself...or something.

Dr. Who had an episode where a kid was telling him about spiderman and how he was bitten by a radioactive spider and got superpowers, to which Dr. Who said, "What powers? Vomiting and hair loss?"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 01:10 PM (l3cgK)

238 This all has gotten me thinking more about my wife's idea to try a makeshift colonoscopy on me. I'm really warming to the idea and I could have her repurpose some of my auto tools like the brake caliper spreaders that I don't use anymore.

Posted by: banana Dream


Gynecologist's speculum.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 01:11 PM (oUopv)

239
If your colon is 50% blocked, do you have a semi-colon?

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)

240 230 Oops. Forty Trillion dollar deficit? Thats the fraud. CPAs: go forth and collect.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 24, 2026 01:08 PM (fQFd2)

=======

Every illegal who's been ordered out of the country is being fined now.

It was a provision passed into law in 1996 but never actually used until now.

$996 per day per person ordered out.

The tab is apparently $86 billion at this point.

Two things. The first is that most of these people aren't the kind that ICE Is sending out teams to collect. These are the Marias working the local Marriott and keeping their heads down. Garnishment is definitely possible.

The second is that it's a huge incentive to get out, especially when the administration is offering complete expungement of the debt upon their removal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:11 PM (RWrid)

241 Nick Shirley has exposed so much fraud that, soon, we will need a TJM ranking of his "greatest fraud videos ever!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 01:11 PM (WkHm8)

242 This all has gotten me thinking more about my wife's idea to try a makeshift colonoscopy on me. I'm really warming to the idea and I could have her repurpose some of my auto tools like the brake caliper spreaders that I don't use anymore.

Posted by: banana Dream

Pep Boys has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 01:11 PM (eVWBS)

243 What was all the money to Somalis funding?

The unasked question of the year.

It wasn't just houses and cars.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 01:11 PM (Nyq9f)

244
Paul Rogers was radioactive. He wrote a song about it with Jimmy Page.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:12 PM (Fi81e)

245 This all has gotten me thinking more about my wife's idea to try a makeshift colonoscopy on me. I'm really warming to the idea and I could have her repurpose some of my auto tools like the brake caliper spreaders that I don't use anymore.

Posted by: banana Dream

Pep Boys has entered the chat.


Not voluntarily.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 01:12 PM (Riz8t)

246 Oh I just read another thing about that n word story. The kid she accused of stealing her stuff? He's done it so often the local cops mandated he wear a tracking chip.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

247 Is Mitch McConnell still dead?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 24, 2026 01:13 PM (affD0)

248 If your colon is 50% blocked, do you have a semi-colon?
Posted by: Axeman



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 01:13 PM (oUopv)

249 247 Oh I just read another thing about that n word story. The kid she accused of stealing her stuff? He's done it so often the local cops mandated he wear a tracking chip.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

====

I'd guess that the ruling is going to get overturned on appeal and the city is going to have to pay her legal expenses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:13 PM (RWrid)

250 240
If your colon is 50% blocked, do you have a semi-colon?

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)

Mine was completely cut off...I don't have any punctuation marks for that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 01:13 PM (l3cgK)

251 If your colon is 50% blocked, do you have a semi-colon?

It means its time for a second gerbil.

Posted by: Richard Gere at July 24, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

252 252 If your colon is 50% blocked, do you have a semi-colon?

It means its time for a second gerbil.

Posted by: Richard Gere at July 24, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

====

"Oh, Jeethuth Christ..."
-Mr. Slave

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:14 PM (RWrid)

253 But much of it is just what Alexander Hamilton called "energy in the executive," meaning leadership from President Donald Trump and his top people.

"Turns out, all you needed was a different President."

The power was always there.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 01:14 PM (+ffGB)

254 Mine was completely cut off...I don't have any punctuation marks for that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Full stoppage :

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 01:14 PM (oUopv)

255 Ahoy, join me on the conservative Gulf of America Cruise that isn’t just a bunch of obsolete losers guzzling Zima on the Lido Deck
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Point deducted for not having Cap'n Kristol referring to it as the Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2026 01:14 PM (Feeg3)

256 If your colon is 50% blocked, do you have a semi-colon?
Posted by: Axeman

Fun fact: Victor Borge was barred from including that one in his punctuation sketch any time before 11:00 pm.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 01:15 PM (SgdqL)

257
Somebody in the US government decided it was time to shut off this cash funnel and roll this guy up, with the help of unnamed foreign police agencies in an unnamed locale.

This one stinks to high heaven.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

==============

That's why I keep asking about punishment. Or, "punitive measures" for those who prefer more syllables.

Minnesota whistle-blowers specifically said they were threatened by bosses if they didn't approve fraudulent expenditures. Isn't there any black-letter law to prosecute the bosses with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:15 PM (mmrXZ)

258 Mine was completely cut off...I don't have any punctuation marks for that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Full stoppage :

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 01:14 PM (oUopv)
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Noice!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

259 Have pity!

Posted by: Big Gerbil at July 24, 2026 01:15 PM (JvZF+)

260 That said, the hate crime is BS. She should have said she was quoting some rapper.

Anybody runs up to me with their phone out making demands ? Yeah, its gonna' be a hate crime. When I stick that phone sideways straight up their ass.

We are in this place, in no small part, because too many nominally on "our side" think a weekend in county lockup is the equivalent of a death sentence. There are things worth spending 48 hours as a guest of the State. Clipping that Somalians wings would have been one of them.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:16 PM (RhUi2)

261 When by the time my father died he had accumulated quite a lot of stuff, including lots of O2 stuff. “They” weren’t interested in retrieving it, always thought that was a little strange.

“They just write it off, Jerry, they just write it off” probably applies here.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 01:17 PM (/YECW)

262
Oh I just read another thing about that n word story. The kid she accused of stealing her stuff? He's done it so often the local cops mandated he wear a tracking chip.
Posted by: 18-1

==============

Well, that was a good expenditure of taxpayer money!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:17 PM (mmrXZ)

263 255 Mine was completely cut off...I don't have any punctuation marks for that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Full stoppage :
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 01:14 PM (oUopv)

We're here to help!

Posted by: The Otters at July 24, 2026 01:17 PM (SgdqL)

264 People put student driver on their cars so that they can drive like assholes and think that people will care less because they didn't know. Child, the younger, had those stickers on their car until they got their regular license and the first thing they did was remove them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM (ExV1e)

They seem to have replaced all the "Baby On Board" stickers from the past.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 12:58 PM (SgdqL)
_____

The dumbest are those macho stickers that douches put on their cars like "Don't like my driving? Eat shit." Or my personal favorite, "Fuck the Pigs." What kind of fucking retard all but dares cops to give him tickets??

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

265 259 Mine was completely cut off...I don't have any punctuation marks for that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Full stoppage :

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 01:14 PM (oUopv)
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Noice!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

Or a space...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 01:17 PM (l3cgK)

266 How is the weather where you are? Where I am, this is the first really A++ day in a month. It's more like a warmish spring day than a July day.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

It's raining here, and the temp has actually dropped a bit below 70 - but it's 95% humidity, so it feels fairly comfy.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 24, 2026 01:17 PM (w6EFb)

267 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking."

Only half?

FWIW, try tracking down legit care for family members.

I'll wait.

Forever. You will face paperwork and delays that will drive you to drink

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 01:17 PM (XuXeR)

268 Or my personal favorite, "Fuck the Pigs." What kind of fucking retard all but dares cops to give him tickets??
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)



"Only homo cops pull me over...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 01:19 PM (2YhKe)

269 And not to alarm anyone but there has been a long investigated anomaly where whole star clusters disappear from photographic plates. They were there one year and then later, (possibly after 1970) they were gone! Poof! Just like that.

I think its clearly time that we as a nation start focusing on the terrible threat posed by the vast mystery hidden deep within my bowels. Would Newton, Copernicus, Einstein cower in fear of my colonic unknown? Or would these great men step up and dive in with a brave sense of exploration? I think we all know the answer.

Ladies, gentlemen of the horde, we stand at the precipice of not only my colon, but at a new dawn for the human experience. I pledge to you that together we will find the answers to these questions and bravely challenge the unknown with the rugged ingenuity of our forefathers.

Thank you, good night, and God Bless America.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 01:19 PM (3uBP9)

270
If your colon is fully blocked, you should dash to the hospital.

Hi, Fen!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:19 PM (Fi81e)

271 I worked in Assisted living and picked up a residents new recliner they bought off marketplace. Section 8 housing and stuffed full of recliners. All free, all for sale.

Posted by: H@thebridge at July 24, 2026 01:20 PM (Pwwtx)

272 If your colon is 50% blocked, do you have a semi-colon?

Posted by: Axeman

Mine was completely cut off...I don't have any punctuation marks for that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
........

!!!!

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

273 Somebody broke down Ryan’s cipherin’ and made it comprehensible in terms of a family budget.

It was as if a family had a 300,000 credit card debt, made 30,000 a year, spent 50,000 amonth and was cutting $25 from the budget.

And this was why the government “shut down”. Over a rounding error

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (/YECW)

274 268 I'll bet any amount of money that at least 50% of all healthcare expenditures in this country are fraudulent. Not joking."

Only half?

FWIW, try tracking down legit care for family members.

I'll wait.

Forever. You will face paperwork and delays that will drive you to drink

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 01:17 PM (XuXeR)

There's a fraudulent dance that goes on between hospitals and insurance companies...
I took my wife for a treatment outside our network, was quoted a cash price (Don't recall exactly, but was around $7K or so) but was told my insurance would cover it. The price billed to insurance was more than $30K...and they wanted me to pay the last $10K.
In the end, after I showed them how they told me there was a $100 deductible and their cash offer, they asked for the $100 and called it even.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)

275
Right now this is all rhetoric in the press.

White hats: "We found a billion dollars in fraud."

Dem officials: "This is a political witch-hunt."

It will continue this way to the midterms, but in 2028 it should be a major issue.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (mmrXZ)

276 I've heard of chiggers.
I've heard of jiggers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 12:51 PM (l3cgK)

This needs muldoon
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:56 PM


I don't think he'll be able to think of a rhyme.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)

277 Could it be that political leadership, starting at the top with Vance's fraud task force, is actually doing it's job?

----

Yes. It could be.

But that's so unlikely I can't call it more than a forlorn hope.

This one was simply too much damned money to explain away with "he's an amazing criminal genius of unparalleled ability, but our Top Ham & Eggers finally nabbed him!"

People in our government were protecting him, and covering for half a billion in missing cash, until now. Why they decided to stop is anyone's guess. We're not even allowed to know where he was when they "found him."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)

278 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (eVWBS)

279 Nick Shirley deserves a Pulitzer for his amazing investigative reporting on fraud. Obviously, the establishment journos will never acknowledge it. Maybe Trump can give him some kind of Presidential medal; that would be cool.

Posted by: Old Prof at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (EGlfC)

280 248 Is Mitch McConnell still dead?
Posted by: Truck Monkey

I heard the doctor already pronounced his death at 12 midnight, August 3rd. Tragic. But convenient.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 01:22 PM (Dv3i1)

281 If your colon is fully blocked, you should dash to the hospital.

Nonsense. Go get six White Castles and chase 'em with a twleve pack of Old Milwaukee. You'll be fine.

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 24, 2026 01:22 PM (RhUi2)

282 I don't think he'll be able to think of a rhyme.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)
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That's the wonderful thing about Tiggers.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)

283 278
People in our government were protecting him, and covering for half a billion in missing cash, until now. Why they decided to stop is anyone's guess. We're not even allowed to know where he was when they "found him."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)

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I think it became standard practice in the government to allow all fraud. Throw some smaller examples to the wolves every once in a while, but the assumption is that fraud is accepted, not the exception.

So, when someone like Trump comes along with the actual political will to enforce looking into fraud, there are just a lot of targets.

A couple of months ago, Vance said his task force had cut off a quarter of a trillion dollars in grants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:23 PM (RWrid)

284 >>> 250 247 Oh I just read another thing about that n word story. The kid she accused of stealing her stuff? He's done it so often the local cops mandated he wear a tracking chip.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

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I'd guess that the ruling is going to get overturned on appeal and the city is going to have to pay her legal expenses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:13 PM (RWrid)

I will point and laugh, but in a proper country all of the retards involved in such a BS case would suffer far harsher consequences.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 01:25 PM (vDZgA)

285 Thank you, good night, and God Bless America.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 01:19 PM (3uBP9)

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That was from photographic plates in the 50s and 60s. Traced back most likely to atmospheric atom bomb testing that released micro radioactive particles that landed on the plates.

New telescopes (with much, much higher resolutions) don't seem to have this problem.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2026 01:25 PM (DbmIv)

286 Two things. The first is that most of these people aren't the kind that ICE Is sending out teams to collect. These are the Marias working the local Marriott and keeping their heads down. Garnishment is definitely possible.

The second is that it's a huge incentive to get out, especially when the administration is offering complete expungement of the debt upon their removal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Something similar is also possible with anchor babies taken back to home country. Simply apply the requirement for taxing the whole family back in Crapistan using US tax laws for income earned abroad. Require it be cumulative if unpaid with interest and penalties. Waive it if the kid denounces their titular US citizenship.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)

287 287 Something similar is also possible with anchor babies taken back to home country. Simply apply the requirement for taxing the whole family back in Crapistan using US tax laws for income earned abroad. Require it be cumulative if unpaid with interest and penalties. Waive it if the kid denounces their titular US citizenship.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)

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I like it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 01:28 PM (RWrid)

288 "Fuck the Pigs." What kind of fucking retard all but dares cops to give him tickets??

Around these parts, it could be a hog breeder. You never know.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (zdLoL)

289 It's how they fund their supporters who in turn donate back to Democrats and put money in bums' pockets for mail-in illegal "votes."

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Sure, this Santa Clause politics. But, that's not the basis of why the DNC purposely takes down oversight while simultaneously funding these type programs with a $47 Billion increase (as Biden did).

The true benefit is more egregious and illegal. Millions, perhaps Billions, leave the country via international travel. A TSA whistleblower up in Minneapolis said three trips a week with an estimated average tranport of $6 Million each trip in cash ($18 Million). The money gets distributed. A portion is set aside to come back to the DNC coffers via small (below the reporting threshold) donations assigned by entities like ActBlue via unknowing contributors.

This same process was used with USAID, and likely Federal grants that would be sent to a Foundation Depot and laundered by passing the money down the line to various smaller "charitable" entities. Eventually, the DNC cut gets separated and moved through the ActBlue process once again. They are doing this in multiple ways.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2026 01:29 PM (dIske)

290 I don't think he'll be able to think of a rhyme.

You must not follow rifle competition.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 24, 2026 01:32 PM (zdLoL)

291 The great thing about the Democrat fraud tax is it’s regressive.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 24, 2026 01:40 PM (2ap+5)

292 Many, many years ago, I took a 6-month job as a bookkeeper for a branch of the SEIU in New York City (Local 32 BJ, if I remember correctly).

They were billing Medicaid for hundreds and hundreds of MRIs. For just a couple of doctors. Somehow, all these union members needed MRIs...

That was back in the 1980s.

Posted by: Beverly at July 24, 2026 02:39 PM (reMys)

293 I do hope at the January 2027 State of the Union address that President Trump has charts to see where the fraud has been a huge part of the national debt.

Not just saying numbers...showing the fraud, the missing money (keeping in mind that Hil's office had millions missing as well as the Pentagon or DoD during this one time). I suspected money laundering then backflowing into their pockets.

The fraud and corruption Nick Shirley has unearthed is mind blowing...and most of it from illegals. The sheer number of Home Health Care offices in one building blew my mind vs normal capitalism of the USA. That was a huge mistake on their part. However we know Somolians have subnormal IQ's.

The entire state of MN government also have subnormal IQ's and were riding high on no one checking.

Here is how it works, my flying monkeys:
If you are in a hosptial (or a MD orders from his office) and Home Health Care is ordered for a RN, aide or PT:
A RN or social worker make the referral based on a list the family chooses, or that the MD is familiar with. Plus equipment.

A RN makes a referral to your home, assesses what you need. She/he then speaks to the MD who ordered it under Medicare.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 03:25 PM (hzuYO)

294 (cont)
This fraud of Medicare went totally under the eyes of anyone who bothered checking. Medicare paid out tax payer money without checking...so MN Medicare offices also should be examined as to why no follow up with billing? People have co-pays. It makes no sense.

Over 20yrs ago I saw fraud with Medicaid as well for billing of eye glasses and stuff like that on my brother's list.

There should be a special jail built for these corrupt people after they are frog marched out of their ivory towers. Along with the Somolians, Walz and anyone else getting kick backs. Money missing should be traced, as evidenced by the Somolian woman with a suitcase of cash trying to get past TSA to her homeland where she spawned.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 24, 2026 03:28 PM (hzuYO)

THE MORNING RANT: Some Fools Never Learn – Ford & VW Prepare to Roll Out New Small Electric Pickups

International Scout Tesla charger.png

There are three new small pickup trucks about to roll out. That is great news. They’re all going to be electric. That is bad news.

In my circle of guy friends who came of age in the 1980s, we all seemed to have had a Chevrolet S10, Nissan Hardbody, or Ford Courier / Ranger pickup at some point. We’ve also lamented the lack of small pickup trucks in recent years.

Without getting into the weeds as to why, small pickup trucks with good gas mileage were effectively outlawed by the government’s environmental regulators. Why? Because they’re idiots large trucks were exempt from the automobile corporate fuel standards, but small trucks weren’t. Fortunately, Donald Trump, Lee Zeldin, and Congress’ One Big Beautiful Bill Act combined to kill off all the old mandates.

Auto manufacturers are finally free to build the small pickup trucks that had effectively been banned for decades. And they’re doing just that! Except, they’re going to be electric.

Electric vehicles have been a catastrophic failure for VW and Ford, costing tens of billions of dollars and not ever achieving more than nominal sales before they killed their flagship EVs, the Volkswagen ID.4 and Ford F150 Conflagration Lightning respectively. In fact, Ford and VW both built all-new plants in Tennessee just for their EVs, which were expected to sell hundreds of thousands of units per year. Those plants are now producing zero EVs.

Ford and VW triumphantly rolling out another wave of EVs is as preposterous as Bud Light rolling out another ad campaign with Dylan Mulvaney. But here we are.

First, Volkswagen bought the name “Scout,” which was International (Harvester’s) famous mid-century pickup. What the Scout was not was electric. No matter, VW is building yet another all-new plant in the U.S., this one in South Carolina, with plans to produce up 200,000 electric Scouts per year. From Car and Driver:

Just a few years after announcing its ambitious intention to revive the Scout brand—once owned by the International Harvester Company—VW has issued proof of concept in the form of the 2028 Scout Terra EV pickup. Debuting alongside its Scout Traveler SUV sibling…the Terra is poised to be an amalgam of modern and traditional styling and engineering themes. For instance, it’s built on a classic truck-style body-on-frame blueprint with a crew cab and 5.5-foot bed, but it uses a modern battery-electric powertrain that’s good for an estimated 350 miles of range.

In other words, with 350 miles of range, this Scout pickup truck cannot do what the small pickups of my youth did, drive from Central Texas to South Padre on a whim, with only one 5-minute refueling stop. Nor could it drive out to New Mexico for a ski trip, etc. Like all other EVs, the Scout will be a novelty that is only good for running around town.

As for Ford, it has recently launched the small Maverick pickup truck, which is gasoline-powered and a huge sales success. Perhaps Ford thinks its new EV pickup will be a popular lineup addition. Ford’s EV history indicates otherwise.

“2028 Ford Ranchero: Everything We Know About the $30,000 Electric Truck; The upcoming Ranchero could be the affordable EV pickup we’ve been waiting for” [Motor Trend – 7/14/2026]

[Affordable EV pickups] is still an untested market, but if expertly executed, it has the potential to take off for both buyers and automakers. Ford clearly sees the opportunity here and is aggressively angling for it. Furthermore, Ford already has tried-and-true success in the compact Maverick, and the Ranchero should offer the Maverick’s size and utility advantages while not sipping on a drop of fuel.

The Ranchero also won’t be Ford’s first EV pickup. That title goes to the F-150 Lightning, whose production ceased late last year. However, where the Lightning failed is where the Ranchero could succeed, as buyers have shown an overwhelming interest and desire for more affordable vehicles. Without the federal EV tax credit to lean on, automakers are going to have to retool how they price their EVs.

Jeff Bezos of Amazon fame is forever trying to copy Elon Musk’s successes, so now Bezos is launching an EV company, focusing on what else? Small, electric pickups.

“A $24,950 Electric Pickup Truck? Bezos-Backed Company Ready to Take on Tesla” [Finance Yahoo - 6/26/2026]

Slate Auto, backed by Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos, could have the secret formula to making disruption in the pickup truck market that includes Tesla Inc, Rivian Automotive, General Motors Co and Ford Motor Co. The secret could be cost. Here's how Slate Auto is solving the key issue.

Originally planning to launch a bare-bones electric pickup truck for under $20,000, the ending of the $7,500 federal EV tax credit put that pricing plan from Slate Auto into question. On Wednesday, the company unveiled its Slate Truck, which will come with an initial starting price point of $24,950 with units expected to ship in late 2026.

Just like Tesla found a niche with Tesla as a boutique city car for those with a home-charger and at least one gas-powered car, there may be a market niche for a small electric pickup that serves as a status-symbol “2nd car” for running errands. Perhaps Bezos will capture that small market.

But these small electric pickup trucks will never become the all-purpose vehicle for the demographic that was so loyal to small pickups decades ago. Young adults buying inexpensive vehicles tend to be transient in their housing, and places where transient people live cannot be relied on to have charging facilities. The only reliable EV demographic is homeowners with home chargers (who had to spend on average several thousand dollars to have a home charger installed.) That is not who the inexpensive pickups are being targeted for.

Ford and VW are about to burn through billions more chasing a market that doesn’t actually exist. Some fools never learn.

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Other Stuff I’m Writing About

My latest piece at the The American Spectator has been published.

Repealing the 17th Amendment Would Save… John Cornyn” discusses my opposition to the growing clamor for repealing the 17th Amendment. Prior to this constitutional amendment, state legislatures chose that state’s senators - they were not elected at the ballot box.

Primary voters just voted incumbent Republican senators John Cornyn and Bill Cassidy out of office, a necessary act of political hygiene that the legislatures of Texas and Louisiana would not have done.

Even more importantly, too much of our federal governance is already in the hands of unelected rulers, be they judges or bureaucrats. We, voters, would like to remove many of them, but we can’t. The last thing we should do right now is take away the ability to vote out bad senators too.

How to fix the problem of left-leaning Republicans in state legislatures warrants its own discussion, but the simple fact that RINOs hold so much power in red state legislatures is enough reason not to hand them the power to choose U.S. Senators. Ted Cruz and Ken Paxton are both conservative insurgents who defied the establishment to win their U.S. Senate nominations. Neither would have ever been chosen by the Texas legislature, but conservative voters made that choice at the ballot box.

This piece is not behind a paywall. I’d be honored if you’d give it a read.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (oUopv)

2 2? At half price?

Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 11:01 AM (q6tQZ)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)

4 Electric cars have one purpose only.

Riding cement trails around a golf course.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:02 AM (2YhKe)

5 “Repealing the 17th Amendment Would Save… John Cornyn” discusses my opposition to the growing clamor for repealing the 17th Amendment. Prior to this constitutional amendment, state legislatures chose that state’s senators - they were not elected at the ballot box.

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Preventing the 17th Amendment from being passed would have done a lot.

Repealing it now would create a host of problems and probably solve very little.

The only real solution is enthusiastic and frequent primary challenges to Senators.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:02 AM (RWrid)

6 I'd never before considered the Cornyn angle on repealing the 17th. You make an excellent point. Political systems become more sclerotic over time, and those with power will do what they can to make sure they keep it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

7 The only real solution is enthusiastic and frequent primary challenges to Senators.

You misspelled "helicopter rides".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

8 EV pickup trucks are an abomination.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 11:05 AM (jehhT)

9 CEOs today are rarely trailblazers. They will follow the crowd of other CEOs.

There are a few (like the Toyota Chairman who was forced out) who can tell that it's a lemming trail off a cliff.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 24, 2026 11:06 AM (XHO5P)

10 6 I'd never before considered the Cornyn angle on repealing the 17th. You make an excellent point. Political systems become more sclerotic over time, and those with power will do what they can to make sure they keep it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

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Another example.

McConnell owns the machine in Kentucky. No way on earth would repealing the 17th have led to the state legislature of KY removing him from office.

Same with Graham in SC (though I grew to like him more as we got further into the Trump era).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:06 AM (RWrid)

11 “2028 Ford Ranchero: Everything We Know About the $30,000 Electric Truck; The upcoming Ranchero could be the affordable EV pickup we’ve been waiting for” [Motor Trend – 7/14/2026]

I think people who write for Motor Trend want us to have been waiting for it. I don't think we have been.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)

12 As for Ford, it has recently launched the small Maverick pickup truck, which is gasoline-powered and a huge sales success. Perhaps Ford thinks its new EV pickup will be a popular lineup addition. Ford’s EV history indicates otherwise.


Ford, once again, f*cked up with that.

The Maverick was an affordable at the time 4 door family sedan.

What they SHOULD have done, which would've kept in line with their historical pickup truck lines, was make the new Ranger the Ford F-100 pickup, then bring in the Ranger, which was their mini pickup for years, as what they're calling the Maverick.

The Executive Board at Ford needs to be launched into the ocean via trebuchet to become shark shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:06 AM (2YhKe)

13 Had a 1982 Ford Courier. Piece of engineering crap. Air conditioner had a hose that drained the condensation from inside the cab to a hole in the floorboard.

The engineering crap was making the hose about 3" too short. It kept being kicked inside the cab, thereby flooding the passenger floorboard.

F'n inbreds.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:06 AM (oUopv)

14 We also need Congressional term limits.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)

15 Ford is forecasting that the millions of buyers who lined up none deep for the Lightning will now line up none deep for the electric Ranchero.

Affinity marketing, they call it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (Swy+8)

16 14 We also need Congressional term limits.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)

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California has term limits on its state legislators, and its government is fantastic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (RWrid)

17 John Cornyn and new 'lectric pickups. Two losers in one thread.

Posted by: Buck Writes Good, Though at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (JM9I6)

18 Electric cars have one purpose only.

Riding cement trails around a golf course.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:02 AM (2YhKe)


I prefer gas golf carts. Especially ones that backfire and sound like someone popped off a 45!

Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (Ogd6l)

19 I'd never before considered the Cornyn angle on repealing the 17th. You make an excellent point. Political systems become more sclerotic over time, and those with power will do what they can to make sure they keep it.
Posted by: Archimedes

True, but I'm more interested in national politics than state. Having the state bufoons keep someone as a senator who's anathema to my interests would have me get VERY interested in state politics again.
Maybe not a bad thing.

Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (q6tQZ)

20 “A $24,950 Electric Pickup Truck? Bezos-Backed Company Ready to Take on Tesla” [Finance Yahoo - 6/26/2026]



How is he going to build a car that looks like a penis?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (2YhKe)

21 We also need Congressional term limits.

Again, it's spelled "helicopter rides". Are you people being deliberately provocative?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

22 For instance, it’s built on a classic truck-style body-on-frame blueprint with a crew cab and 5.5-foot bed, but it uses a modern battery-electric powertrain that’s good for an estimated 350 miles of range.


Until you put a cooler full of ice and beer in the bed. The estimated range then drops to 275. Tow an empty trailer and you're down around the 200 mile range.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:09 AM (2YhKe)

23 The sun will shine in my back door, someday....

Posted by: Electric Truck Lobby at July 24, 2026 11:09 AM (JM9I6)

24 How is he going to build a car that looks like a penis?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (2YhKe)


Best I can do is the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at July 24, 2026 11:09 AM (3aLWR)

25 How is he going to build a car that looks like a penis?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (2YhKe)


That design is copyrighted!

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at July 24, 2026 11:09 AM (Ogd6l)

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20 “A $24,950 Electric Pickup Truck? Bezos-Backed Company Ready to Take on Tesla” [Finance Yahoo - 6/26/2026]



How is he going to build a car that looks like a penis?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (2YhKe)

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One piece at a time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:10 AM (RWrid)

27
The Senate would still be more oriented to the interest of the state and not the so swayed by "causes". Trump could actually win by making most states happy.

And that would be better than federal ideologues sitting on things not because their state couldn't use it, but because their image on a national stage would change.

Perhaps Cornryn would never have become Cornryn if the 17th amendment had never been ratified.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:10 AM (Fi81e)

28 The charging infrastructure is still not there, I don't care if you can get 500 miles on one charge. And I would never put a charger in my home because these these things are prone to catch on fire. If you put one outside your home, some asshole is going to want to use it at your expense.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 11:11 AM (SwCxT)

29 The Ranchero.

For when you want your car to sound like a Taco Bell menu item

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 11:11 AM (Nyq9f)

30 Willowed 334.
still like baking in ounces. I flip back and forth but I like the ounces to two decimal places. I don't see how halving or doubling 29.86 is any more or less easy than doing that to 676 grams
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026

Just the opposite, e switched to metric for baking for the dry ingredients and sugar because it is way easier to scale. Eggs remain unscalable, guess and hope,err on to much.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 24, 2026 11:11 AM (sl73Y)

31 How is he going to build a car that looks like a penis?

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At first glans it doesn't seem possible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 11:11 AM (Swy+8)

32 We also need Congressional term limits.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)
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Or discipline.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:12 AM (Fi81e)

33 27
The Senate would still be more oriented to the interest of the state and not the so swayed by "causes". Trump could actually win by making most states happy.

And that would be better than federal ideologues sitting on things not because their state couldn't use it, but because their image on a national stage would change.

Perhaps Cornryn would never have become Cornryn if the 17th amendment had never been ratified.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:10 AM (Fi81e)

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I think the largest problem now is federal block grants. State legislatures are addicted already, and their choices of senators would become increasingly defined by this addiction.

Yes, never having the 17th would have prevented a Cornyn maybe. Repealing it now would just enlarge other issues while solving almost nothing at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:12 AM (RWrid)

34 Aren't Ford and VW in enough trouble without inventing more?

Posted by: Shooting Yourself In Foot at July 24, 2026 11:12 AM (JM9I6)

35 Rechargeables make sense in limited applications. There are niche customers in niche markets.

Even Golf carts would be perfect in some places for many people.

But they aren’t interested in what actually works, they want to replace it with what sounds good.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:12 AM (GbFT6)

36 I drive a small pickup as a preference (I'm short). An Etruck would probably suit me just fine...except the remembering to charge it every night.
We have a golf cart for around the property.
Going to the garden, working the bees, running down to the mower shed... I would NEVER buy an etruck for general use.

Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 11:12 AM (q6tQZ)

37
I prefer gas golf carts. Especially ones that backfire and sound like someone popped off a 45!
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (Ogd6l)



In the middle of your downswing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:12 AM (2YhKe)

38 Much like communism, this time it will work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 11:13 AM (Swy+8)

39 Going to the garden, working the bees, running down to the mower shed... I would NEVER buy an etruck for general use.

You kids and your euphemisms for sex...
*rolls eyes*

Still, I kind of like "working the bees".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

40 Like all other EVs, the Scout will be a novelty that is only good for running around town.
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Golf carts. Perfect for this.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:14 AM (GbFT6)

41 Much like communism, this time it will work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 11:13 AM (Swy+

Real electric vehicles have never been tried.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 11:14 AM (Nyq9f)

42 I think the largest problem now is federal block grants. State legislatures are addicted already, and their choices of senators would become increasingly defined by this addiction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:12 AM (RWrid)
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Block grants are there because people were trying to increase the federal hold over the states. It somebody in Congress is there only because they represent the state interest, we probably will have less of that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:14 AM (Fi81e)

43 Going to the garden, working the bees, running down to the mower shed... I would NEVER buy an etruck for general use.
Posted by: MkY

I forgot to add... when the cart runs out of juice in the middle of the woods, I can go tow it back with a tractor.

Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 11:14 AM (q6tQZ)

44 > Even more importantly, too much of our federal governance is already in the hands of unelected rulers, be they judges or bureaucrats.
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I think the judiciary is the bigger issue. They're responsible for upholding laws, even bad ones, or ignoring and they hand down punishments (or don't) depending on the political persuasion of the accused.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 11:14 AM (jehhT)

45 Cornyn. What a douche.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 11:15 AM (Swy+8)

46 Going to the garden, working the bees, running down to the mower shed... I would NEVER buy an etruck for general use.

You kids and your euphemisms for sex...
*rolls eyes*

Still, I kind of like "working the bees".
Posted by: Archimedes


Going to the garden... to plow.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:15 AM (oUopv)

47 Where's my Toyota HiLux?

Posted by: Suburban guys everywhere at July 24, 2026 11:15 AM (2Ez/1)

48
I forgot to add... when the cart runs out of juice in the middle of the woods, I can go tow it back with a tractor.
Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 11:14 AM (q6tQZ)



And dropping $2 to 4k every 4 to 7 years for new batteries in the cart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:15 AM (2YhKe)

49 The Executive Board at Ford needs to be launched into the ocean via trebuchet to become shark shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:06 AM


Why do you hate us?

Posted by: The Sharks at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (kgE5c)

50
Some Fools Never Learn – Ford & VW Prepare to Roll Out New Small Electric Pickups


Are they going to be radio controlled?

Will they be able to do wheelies?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (09t5c)

51 Fortunately, Donald Trump, Lee Zeldin, and Congress’ One Big Beautiful Bill Act combined to kill off all the old mandates.
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I get my HiLux diesel with a blown 4 banger?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (RBKzD)

52 16 TJM, I don’t care. Term limits are necessary. No more McConnells or Feinsteins holding on to their seats for decades until they die.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (77rzZ)

53 Not everyone has your bizarre, almost religious aversion to EVs. I'm prepared to evaluate new offerings on their merits. It is entirely possible that a new small EV truck will work quite well for the sort of weekend errands and dump runs I need a truck for.

Posted by: RichieC at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (n4Uod)

54
I've been seeing more Ford Lightnings on the road lately.

Not a lot. Just more.

I've got to assume that the dealerships are pretty much giving them away, maybe a BOGO deal or-

in a deal with McDonald's...Free with every Happy Meal.

Also, as mentioned in the last thread a lot more Volvo Snowbilly SUVs on the road recently.

Any thoughts, morons and eyes?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (iJfKG)

55 Where's my Toyota HiLux?
Posted by: Suburban guys everywhere at July 24, 2026 11:15 AM (2Ez/1)



We don't have roving bands of terrorists parading through the desolate areas in the US.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (2YhKe)

56 I prefer gas golf carts. Especially ones that backfire and sound like someone popped off a 45!
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (Ogd6l)


In the middle of your downswing.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:12 AM (2YhKe)


Of course!

I actually get a kick out of the backfiring cart. It gives me an opportunity to drop a reference to the Baltimore City golf course I played a lot back in the day (Clifton Park). The area it is in was less than ideal back in the 90s. I wouldn't dare go to that area these days!

Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2026 11:17 AM (Ogd6l)

57 True, but I'm more interested in national politics than state. Having the state bufoons keep someone as a senator who's anathema to my interests would have me get VERY interested in state politics again.
Maybe not a bad thing.
Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (q6tQZ)

This. Much of what we're seeing nowadays is the lack of interest in state and local politics, I.E., the creeper mayor in NYC. Anything that will re-align focus closer to home is a good thing.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 11:17 AM (g8Ew8)

58 Not everyone has your bizarre, almost religious aversion to EVs. I'm prepared to evaluate new offerings on their merits. It is entirely possible that a new small EV truck will work quite well for the sort of weekend errands and dump runs I need a truck for.
Posted by: RichieC at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (n4Uod)




Joe Xiden is back?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (2YhKe)

59 I have a 4x4 Suzuki Carry 5 speed manual.

Posted by: meh at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (XeEnw)

60 And dropping $2 to 4k every 4 to 7 years for new batteries in the cart.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:15 AM (2YhKe)
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I converted our cart from lead-acid to LiPO4 two years ago, and expect to get at least another 8-10 years out of the batteries with the amount of usage the cart sees. Total cost to convert including 48v in batteries was $1800.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (oqH4h)

61 42 Block grants are there because people were trying to increase the federal hold over the states. It somebody in Congress is there only because they represent the state interest, we probably will have less of that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:14 AM (Fi81e)

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I think the fraud revelations over the last year or so have shown that there is virtually no actual control of the federal government over states regarding the states' spending of block grant moneys.

State legislatures will simply react to their sudden power over federal senators by instructing them to increase the funding and making sure the federal government doesn't investigate how they spend it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (RWrid)

62 The Ford Maverick is a four door Subaru Brat.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (2Ez/1)

63 How is he going to build a car that looks like a penis?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM


We're right here, you know.

Posted by: The Ambiguously Gay Duo at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (kgE5c)

64
The Ford Huffy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (09t5c)

65 The charging infrastructure is still not there, I don't care if you can get 500 miles on one charge
——-

The power generating capacity isn’t there either. Nor the grid capacity.

It really is an eye opener to have belligerently ignorant assholes running things. Everyone just shrugs. “Whattaya gonna do?”

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (GbFT6)

66 And dropping $2 to 4k every 4 to 7 years for new batteries in the cart.

Nah, $400 for the 6 from the discount battery guy.

Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (q6tQZ)

67 "but it uses a modern battery-electric powertrain that’s good for an estimated 350 miles of range."


In real life you will be lucky to get 200 miles of range on a full battery.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2026 11:19 AM (0N4FZ)

68 The Slate is already dead IMO.

The base truck is, yes - $25k.

The paint job is extra. Yes, the paint is extra. There's no infotainment, no power anything. If you want the SUV "module" thats another $5000 if I recall, and it doesn't actually include rear seats.

The issue with all of these small EV trucks is that... the Ford Maverick exists for a $33k starting price. It doesn't have the baggage of being an EV and it's actually a damn good vehicle.

Anyone who competitively shops these vehicles - will quickly find that the Maverick is the ticket. If Ford wanted to put an electric motor in the Maverick - that would be their best chance for a success in that market - but it would be north of $45k apparently and therefore completely uncompetitive with its own model line.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 24, 2026 11:19 AM (WYStd)

69
The VW WeinerWagon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 11:19 AM (09t5c)

70 Real electric vehicles have never been tried.
Posted by: ...



By 1900, electric cars accounted for about 28% of vehicles on U.S. roads, and even President Woodrow Wilson used an electric car for official duties. However, limitations in battery range, high costs, and the rise of gasoline-powered cars eventually led to a decline in electric vehicle use by the 1930s.

The Ford Model T used a 177 cubic inch (2.9 L) side-valve, inline 4-cylinder engine producing 20 hp, renowned for its simplicity, reliability, and adaptability.

STILL OUTPERFORMED Evehicle.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:19 AM (oUopv)

71 Almost a month ago one of our sons rolled up in a Rivian truck, he was given a test run of several days while his 2019 Silverado sat idle at the distributors place (they don't have regular dealerships) in Houston.

Nice driving rig I must admit. He drives 60 miles to work everyday and that work includes driving to projects he monitors as a TxDOT engineer. All went well until he ran into the low battery scenario a couple of times. The second one had him sitting for an hour waiting to get a charge that lasted another 45 minutes in Flatonia's only charger. He got home at midnight.

Drove straight to the distributor in Houston and got his Chevy back the next day.

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2026 11:19 AM (8uzBS)

72 People are lining up for the only thing on the shelves, rotten potatoes... divert all production to rotten potatoes!

Posted by: Soviet Production Experts at July 24, 2026 11:19 AM (rJhDk)

73 The Ford Maverick is a four door Subaru Brat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (2Ez/1)



Minus the two rear facing bed seats complete with post handles and a seat belt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:20 AM (2YhKe)

74 The founders built a system that thrived on people representing their own self-interests.

Popular Senate elections just made an office that was a sort of "celebrity" among representatives. A more elite house.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:20 AM (Fi81e)

75 The Senate would still be more oriented to the interest of the state and not the so swayed by "causes". Trump could actually win by making most states happy.


And voters would be more interested in the fools they send to their own State capitols.

I would like to see the 16th, 17th and 19th repealed and a re-recognition of the 10th.

Maybe after the gunsmoke clears after the Cloward/Piven crash whatever Heritage Americans survive can see fit to restore the Constitution as God intended.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 11:20 AM (9s47C)

76 Last week, on the Real Eismann Playbook podcast, a financial analyst who specializes in electrical power stuff said that electrical vehicles were selling well, especially in Europe, and that the Chinese are going to eat the USA's lunch because of their investments in data centers and advanced electric vehicles.

I'm concerned that my conclusion, that the Chinese couldn't innovate their way out of a paper bag, that the advantages of AI are way overblown, and that electric vehicles aren't really a growth industry, is mistaken, but I guess we'll see.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at July 24, 2026 11:20 AM (Zst8M)

77 Eh, I don't really care if Ford, VW, etc. want to sell an EV, it will either sell or it won't.

But making the US government and taxpayers fund it is exponentially worse with massive government mandates and subsidies and those are fortunately dead for the time being.

And I do think eventually that EVs will end up dominating the market--a) they are cheaper to make, b) battery technology continues to improve on density and cost, and c) if we nuke up then we will have cheap electricity. A great deal of trips are well within an EV range of 300-500 miles for a lot of people living in metroplexes.

They do have challenges--flammability via runaway battery fires, we don't know much about component life, and range issues/charging are a limiting factor. Those are primarily engineering issues, not feasibility of the concept itself.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)

78
The Ford Huffy Flintstone Edition

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 11:20 AM (09t5c)

79 prefer gas golf carts. Especially ones that backfire and sound like someone popped off a 45!
Posted by: Doof at July

Especially when you can get them to backfire at the top of someones backswing.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 24, 2026 11:20 AM (sl73Y)

80 The VW WeinerWagon
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 11:19 AM (09t5c)


Anyone who does not read that as "Veener Vaggon" need not consider themselves a friend of mine.

Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2026 11:21 AM (Ogd6l)

81 Henry Ford would be unhappy with that red paint. Red paint is for fire engines, black is for everything else.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 11:21 AM (LHPAg)

82 Maybe these brainiacs don't understand the concept of "sunk costs," and simply want to recoup the massive losses of their EV production lines.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2026 11:21 AM (l4RKn)

83 Hmmm, SF marathon is this weekend. Didn't even know.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 24, 2026 11:22 AM (DZ9Lv)

84 "The upcoming Ranchero could be the affordable EV pickup we've been waiting for."

Got a mouse in your pocket, Motor Trend?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:22 AM (1z8ji)

85 And dropping $2 to 4k every 4 to 7 years for new batteries in the cart.
—-

Is it that much? A good high quality 6 volt deep cycle is maybe $300. They use four (4) in a series-parallel arrangement iirc. It’s been a while. I think batteries are expensive, not $4k expensive though.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:22 AM (GbFT6)

86 Block grants are there because people were trying to increase the federal hold over the states. It somebody in Congress is there only because they represent the state interest, we probably will have less of that.


Here's a thought. If the Feds are taking in money and then immediately shipping it back to the states via block grants, why don't we just stop taxing so much at the Federal level, and let the states decide if it's worth taxing their own constituents for it?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

87 86
Here's a thought. If the Feds are taking in money and then immediately shipping it back to the states via block grants, why don't we just stop taxing so much at the Federal level, and let the states decide if it's worth taxing their own constituents for it?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

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Fewer opportunities for graft.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:24 AM (RWrid)

88
So...we were on vacation in Scotland, Portugal and London and saw and road in a lot of EVs.

Most of the Uber/Bolt drivers were using EVs. Teslas were very popular and apparently the dream.

Every ride we caught in an EV, I asked the driver what they thought about their car.

They all loved their EVs...for work. Gas prices were a big concern and with their itty-bitty cities, etc- a single overnight charge at home would carry them through the day.

Interestingly, several mentioned that their EV was their work car mostly but if they did any distance driving they used their ICE for that.

So, there you go-

EVs for Uber work or in town boutique trips to Neiman-Marcus.

And not much else.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 11:24 AM (iJfKG)

89 I would like to see the 16th, 17th and 19th repealed and a re-recognition of the 10th.

Maybe after the gunsmoke clears after the Cloward/Piven crash whatever Heritage Americans survive can see fit to restore the Constitution as God intended.
Posted by: Community Notes
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And I would like a pony. Constitutional amendments are dead for the foreseeable future and I doubt you will get any 2/3 majority in Congress or conventions of states and then 3/4 of state legislatures.

Any Convention of the States might end up a runaway convention nowadays like the Constitutional Convention was only supposed to provide amendments to the Articles Congress, not write a new one.

We have a lot of what we can actually do like getting rid of our foreign oppressors and their traitorous accomplices in government offices without resorting to constitutional amendments.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)

90 6 batteries, 6V each=36 volt.
New ones are 48V

Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 11:24 AM (q6tQZ)

91 At least around KCMo, every golf course has switched to gas engines. Tells me much.

Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 11:25 AM (q6tQZ)

92 At this point, the 17th is a Chesterton's fence, and people need to remember why it was passed in the first place. The Senate, which had been intended to be the redoubt of the nation's greatest statesmen, had instead become a hive of the most venal and corrupt bootlicking cronies and time-serving party functionaries. It wasn't passed because people thought it would be good, but because the alternative of the status quo was unacceptably awful.

I do not believe that the political parties or state legislatures have changed for the better in the intervening years, and I know for a fact that human nature never has and never will.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 11:26 AM (Sy6m/)

93 I prefer gas golf carts. Especially ones that backfire and sound like someone popped off a 45!
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (Ogd6l)

I have a gas golf cart here at Peon Manor. Useful little bugger, would not want an electric one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:26 AM (1z8ji)

94 89 And I would like a pony. Constitutional amendments are dead for the foreseeable future and I doubt you will get any 2/3 majority in Congress or conventions of states and then 3/4 of state legislatures.

Any Convention of the States might end up a runaway convention nowadays like the Constitutional Convention was only supposed to provide amendments to the Articles Congress, not write a new one.

We have a lot of what we can actually do like getting rid of our foreign oppressors and their traitorous accomplices in government offices without resorting to constitutional amendments.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:24 AM (E4rtv)

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A generation of deportations might change the landscape, but otherwise, yeah.

No single suggested amendment is going to survive 3/4 of state legislatures. Not even a balanced budget. Not even term limits.

The entire American political landscape needs to shift drastically before amendments are even a remote possibility again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:26 AM (RWrid)

95 I did convert my 1995 EZGo golfcart from the 6 lead battery original set up to a single lithium battery. Woot!!!

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2026 11:26 AM (8uzBS)

96 I plunked down $25 last week to get in line to buy a supposedly $25K pickup truck from startup REO in a couple years. Just a lark, but hey, who knows. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
I'm number thirteen thousand and something.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 11:27 AM (2Ez/1)

97 92 At this point, the 17th is a Chesterton's fence, and people need to remember why it was passed in the first place. The Senate, which had been intended to be the redoubt of the nation's greatest statesmen, had instead become a hive of the most venal and corrupt bootlicking cronies and time-serving party functionaries. It wasn't passed because people thought it would be good, but because the alternative of the status quo was unacceptably awful.

I do not believe that the political parties or state legislatures have changed for the better in the intervening years, and I know for a fact that human nature never has and never will.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 11:26 AM (Sy6m/)

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Like half the states had already switched to popular elections already by the time the 17th passed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:27 AM (RWrid)

98 EVs for Uber work or in town boutique trips to Neiman-Marcus.

And not much else.
Posted by: naturalfake

I can see EVs doing better in a more congested area that requires mini cars anyway. Eurolands ridiculous fetish for net zero and other stupid policies against gas and diesel are also a factor. Fuel is much higher in the EU due to taxes and scarcity as you said.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:27 AM (E4rtv)

99 You also have to look at when the 17th amendment was passed by Congress. It was 1912, it was actually late in the popularization of nationalism (one of the forces which brought Prohibition 5 years later).

Nationalism was not simply patriotism, in fact it ridiculed "mere patriotism" which didn't want to solve things at the national level.

Nationalism moved us away from an interest-balanced government to a cause-oriented government, where we got more and more momentum toward "changing the world".

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:28 AM (Fi81e)

100 Last week, on the Real Eismann Playbook podcast, a financial analyst who specializes in electrical power stuff said that electrical vehicles were selling well, especially in Europe, and that the Chinese are going to eat the USA's lunch because of their investments in data centers and advanced electric vehicles.


The Chinese have a national economic policy of beggaring their neighbors (everyone but the Chinese. How many Chinese EVs are the Euros going to buy when they can't afford the power to charge them or groceries because their own economies and tech bases have declined into third world status?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

101 >>>as buyers have shown an overwhelming interest and desire for more affordable vehicles.
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Could it be that Ford (that big Tennessee plant) and others are finding a way to make use of, find a break even point, all the tools and tech that at the moment are a total loss. ie take all the Lightening crap, re-brand it and sell it to a different market.
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Buddy just bought another car, this time, it has a battery good for 35 miles and plugs in to a standard socket. He's delighted, so is his wife, she hated the big trucks. It's his city car. He never drives over 6 miles a day. It also has a gas engine for trips.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:28 AM (RBKzD)

102 There is a learning curve on manufacturing new technology. The operating costs for electric vehicles is estimated stc1/3 that of ICE vehicles. WalMart and Pepsico are both very happy with their Tesla semis every year EVs improve cost range and charging time. Old people are less likely to embrace new technology

EV sales in Europe have a 25% market share.

A 350 mile drive in a truck now costs about 100 dollars in gas.
Or
35 dollars in electrons.

Posted by: Paul at July 24, 2026 11:28 AM (dFAcn)

103 actually get a kick out of the backfiring cart. It gives me an opportunity to drop a reference to the Baltimore City golf course I played a lot back in the day (Clifton Park). The area it is in was less than ideal back in the 90s. I wouldn't dare go to that area these days!
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2026 11:17

Franklin Park golf couse, Boston, late sixties.
IFYKYK.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 24, 2026 11:28 AM (sl73Y)

104 I do think eventually that EVs will end up dominating the market--a) they are cheaper to make, b) battery technology continues to improve on density and cost, and c) if we nuke up then we will have cheap electricity. A great deal of trips are well within an EV range of 300-500 miles for a lot of people living in metroplexes.

They do have challenges--flammability via runaway battery fires, we don't know much about component life, and range issues/charging are a limiting factor. Those are primarily engineering issues, not feasibility of the concept itself.


And when that happens, I'll probably buy one. My dislike for the current generation of EVs isn't based on Luddism, it's based on a sober analysis of the pros and cons.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:30 AM (Riz8t)

105 I don’t care what the chemistry of a battery is, as a general rule a 50% discharge is as far as you want to go. You can discharge them all the way down, but.

Maybe modern designs can handle deep discharges. (Maybe not, they sure catch on fire a lot).

They have to do a lot of things to hide certain realities. Cold weather temps means batteries are resistant to taking a charge, and giving up current.

“350 mile range” is under optimum temps. Gasoline engines lose range too, though not cut in half. They don’t refuse to take gasoline in the tank when it hits 35F

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:30 AM (GbFT6)

106 the maverick is unibody, (like the ridgeline), non- starter. but at least one of the three ford offerings is gas.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 11:31 AM (R11M+)

107 Like half the states had already switched to popular elections already by the time the 17th passed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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More than half. I think it was closer to 60-70 percent by the time the amendment was ratified. We forget the problems with state legislatures picking senators--for example, when one house of the leg is one party and the other house is another. Seats often sat vacant for long stretches. Then, you also had the fact that oligarchs literally bought their seats in Congress or greasy politicians served as brokers for these oligarchs who bought state legislatures wholesale. See Roscoe Conkling and his NY state machine.

If you really want to spend political capital, it would be more advantageous to limit the judiciary's role and I would go further and institute term limits on lower court judges as well. Perhaps Scotus too and put the number of justices in the Constitution itself to prevent court packing.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)

108 The Senate, which had been intended to be the redoubt of the nation's greatest statesmen, had instead become a hive of the most venal and corrupt bootlicking cronies and time-serving party functionaries. It wasn't passed because people thought it would be good, but because the alternative of the status quo was unacceptably awful.

I do not believe that the political parties or state legislatures have changed for the better in the intervening years, and I know for a fact that human nature never has and never will.


You are wise.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

109 I had a 99 Mazda B4000 (Ranger).
It had the indestructible 4.0 V6.
3 speed with overdrive
rollup
only option was locking diff, AC, and CD palyer.
I think I paid 9800 cash in 2000. It had 13k miles.
Just bought daughter Bronco Sport (same platform as maverick truck). It had 38 on the window and I paid 35 out the door.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 11:33 AM (/+uur)

110 >>>At least around KCMo, every golf course has switched to gas engines. Tells me much.

Posted by: MkY

>Tells you that it's easier to pump liquid out of a tank than to install a bunch of high tech gear and become a slave to your energy provider.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 11:34 AM (SwCxT)

111 I have a gas golf cart here at Peon Manor. Useful little bugger, would not want an electric one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:26 AM (1z8ji)
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Why not? Having an electric golf cart to run around your own property (So not going very far) and having a dedicated place to charge it every day if needed (your house) is honestly the only really good use case for an electric vehicle.

Plugging a cart in when needed > Filling, toting, and storing jerry cans of gasoline.

The range on my cart is 60ish miles. I charge it maybe once a week or so.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 11:34 AM (oqH4h)

112 I plunked down $25 last week to get in line to buy a supposedly $25K pickup truck from startup REO in a couple years.

Oh, that is interesting! Small and a manual transmission, exactly what I'm looking for.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 11:34 AM (E24OL)

113 107
If you really want to spend political capital, it would be more advantageous to limit the judiciary's role and I would go further and institute term limits on lower court judges as well. Perhaps Scotus too and put the number of justices in the Constitution itself to prevent court packing.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)

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I do want to increase state legislature say in the federal government, though, so I think there's room in the question of the judiciary.

Something like a majority of state legislatures can overrule a SCOTUS decision, or state legislatures can remove lower court federal judges in the district level by super majorities, or the states in a circuit can remove circuit level judges by super majorities of a majority of states in the circuit.

Something like that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:34 AM (RWrid)

114 No single suggested amendment is going to survive 3/4 of state legislatures. Not even a balanced budget. Not even term limits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:26 AM (RWrid)
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Yup that's why you should listen to the DSA's "plans" and wonder if they have any idea what it would take to change the structure of America's government to their "plan". Don't worry about it, because a society that could ratify the DSA plan, is not a society you can save.

So, I hear their "plans" and laugh at them.

Because you either live in a country where the government has taken over and the pushback of the people against simply ignoring the Constitution, or the push back is not there, or 3/4ths of the state have ratified all that crap. We have lost the handle of limited government, or checks and balances and we have lost what makes our government singular.

For something that more represents many chaotic governments across the globe.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Fi81e)

115 They do have challenges--flammability via runaway battery fires, we don't know much about component life, and range issues/charging are a limiting factor. Those are primarily engineering issues, not feasibility of the concept itself.

And when that happens, I'll probably buy one. My dislike for the current generation of EVs isn't based on Luddism, it's based on a sober analysis of the pros and cons.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:30 AM (Riz8t)

For myself it's the re-sale, trade-in value. Who wants to buy an EV with battery well into its latter half of life. I certainly don't.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 11:35 AM (g8Ew8)

116 If you really want to spend political capital, it would be more advantageous to limit the judiciary's role and I would go further and institute term limits on lower court judges as well. Perhaps Scotus too and put the number of justices in the Constitution itself to prevent court packing.

I agree with all of this, especially term limits on SCOTUS.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

117 Buddy just bought another car, this time, it has a battery good for 35 miles and plugs in to a standard socket. He's delighted, so is his wife, she hated the big trucks. It's his city car. He never drives over 6 miles a day. It also has a gas engine for trips.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Hate to tell your buddy but those are engineering kludges that have horrible reliability ratings due to complexity of having two drive systems.

I don't think anyone has made something like the diesel electric locomotive systems where the carbon fuel drives a generator that provides power to the wheels.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:35 AM (E4rtv)

118
The people didn't care for electric trucks. They also don't care for small trucks. So we'll give them small electric trucks!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 11:36 AM (mmrXZ)

119 “350 mile range” is under optimum temps. Gasoline engines lose range too, though not cut in half. They don’t refuse to take gasoline in the tank when it hits 35F
Posted by: Common


That 350 mile range is the same test track range that gives cars 42 mpg.

No real world scenarios though.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:36 AM (oUopv)

120 If the Feds are taking in money and then immediately shipping it back to the states via block grants, why don't we just stop taxing so much at the Federal level
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The Feds have a printing press. Or a digital confetti Buck Generator.

Ask yourself why they need your tax revenue in the first place?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:36 AM (GbFT6)

121 Interesting commentary about EV's popularity in Europe yet their electric infrastructure can support all those EV's being charged, but can't support air conditioners?

Seems.... dubious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 11:36 AM (jehhT)

122 It is entirely possible that a new small EV truck will work quite well for the sort of weekend errands and dump runs I need a truck for.
Posted by: RichieC at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (n4Uod)

So will a used gasoline powered truck. For that kind of service, tying up many thousands of dollars of capital in a new depreciating asset is a fool's errand.

I took a load of scrap metal to the scrap dealer this week, got $592 bucks and a dime. The truck I used, a 1988 Chevy 3/4 ton, I bought as government surplus for $600, many years ago. Still no rust, runs like a pup, smooth and quiet. Never lets me down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:37 AM (1z8ji)

123 121 Interesting commentary about EV's popularity in Europe yet their electric infrastructure can support all those EV's being charged, but can't support air conditioners?

Seems.... dubious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 11:36 AM (jehhT)

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Do the EVs have air conditioners in them?

Enigma!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:37 AM (RWrid)

124 The endless gaggle of uninformed morons who proclaim that the future of personal mobility is without a doubt the electric car have absolutely no idea of the notion of energy density.

The entire battery pack of the extended range F150 Conflagration contains as much energy as measure in Joules - as 4 gallons of unleaded gasoline. It takes about 30 seconds to "fill" a 4 gallon gas jerry can. To charge an F150 Lightning from 0 to 100 in 30 seconds - would require a charger that is capable of output 5 Megawatts or more.

The battery technology may exist to be able to support that charge rate - but the ability to deliver that charge rate *at scale* is simply impossible. Even if you put a nuke on every street corner, that energy generation simply doesn't exist right now, nor will it unless there's some kind of civilization-changing breakthrough.

You may say that you don't need to charge from 0 to 100 in 5 minutes. That may be true, but if everyone is driving EV's then your 20 to 80% charge is going to take longer, and longer, and longer, and longer because we simply don't have a way to reliably generate that electricity.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 24, 2026 11:38 AM (WYStd)

125
The new rather expensive BMW EV X5 model claims-

a 435 mile range, which if true, is the minimum range I would consider for buying an EV, although-

hot temps also kill battery range and we do get a lot of that here in the Lone Star State.

The price more or less kills any EV advantage to not buying gas for years.

And then there are all the other problems with battery-driven cars. These may be engineering probs or "the limits of physics" type probs, I guess we'll see.


Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 11:39 AM (iJfKG)

126 I do want to increase state legislature say in the federal government, though, so I think there's room in the question of the judiciary.

Something like a majority of state legislatures can overrule a SCOTUS decision, or state legislatures can remove lower court federal judges in the district level by super majorities, or the states in a circuit can remove circuit level judges by super majorities of a majority of states in the circuit.

Something like that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That might possibly work as well but removal I think would be better addressed by term limits with the possibility of re-appointment so a judge does not go YOLO.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)

127 Interesting commentary about EV's popularity in Europe yet their electric infrastructure can support all those EV's being charged, but can't support air conditioners?

And the odds that Paul, who is all in on EVs yo, also opposes new data centers because they use lots of power: 100%.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

128 Interesting commentary about EV's popularity in Europe yet their electric infrastructure can support all those EV's being charged, but can't support air conditioners?

Seems.... dubious.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 11:36 AM


Imma press "X" to doubt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 11:39 AM (kgE5c)

129 Who wants to buy an EV with battery well into its latter half of life. I certainly don't
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It would get heavily discounted in practice. Sort or like a car with a blown engine. It isn’t worthless but it is worth less.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:39 AM (GbFT6)

130 Interesting commentary about EV's popularity in Europe yet their electric infrastructure can support all those EV's being charged, but can't support air conditioners?

Seems.... dubious.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


How DOES an EV's ac work? Gas engine ac works off of spinning motor and turning belts.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:39 AM (oUopv)

131 If you really want to spend political capital, it would be more advantageous to limit the judiciary's role and I would go further and institute term limits on lower court judges as well. Perhaps Scotus too and put the number of justices in the Constitution itself to prevent court packing.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)
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Repealing the 17th is a non-starter for me if limiting the Court is on the table!

I have mentioned before the public slappings of judges (mainly, in jest).

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:39 AM (Fi81e)

132 126 That might possibly work as well but removal I think would be better addressed by term limits with the possibility of re-appointment so a judge does not go YOLO.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)

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True. There's no reason for lower court judges to be lifetime appointments.

The Judiciary Act hasn't been modified in nearly 60 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:40 AM (RWrid)

133 Is it that much? A good high quality 6 volt deep cycle is maybe $300. They use four (4) in a series-parallel arrangement iirc. It’s been a while. I think batteries are expensive, not $4k expensive though.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:22 AM (GbFT6)



Depends on the type and quantity, of course. The only golf cart I had exposure to was the one we used for the marching band. It was pretty old and had been modified a few times, but used 8 - 6v lead acid batteries at around $125 each. Putting it a $1k every 3 or 4 years because they damn sure don't make batteries like they used to. I was anticipating things moving up from there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:41 AM (2YhKe)

134 I look up a new 26 Excalde IQ 139
25 model at same dealer 98

41k nut punch

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 11:42 AM (/+uur)

135 hot temps also kill battery range and we do get a lot of that here in the Lone Star State.
Posted by: naturalfake


You can always tell the first hot day or the first cold day by the number of stranded vehicles on the toad whose battery Amber Heard'd the bed.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:42 AM (oUopv)

136 "...and range issues/charging are a limiting factor. Those are primarily engineering issues, not feasibility of the concept itself."
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Untrue. The energy density of the battery chemistry is a SCIENCE issue, not an engineering issue. Nothing comes close to the energy density of gasoline and diesel fuel.

If it did, the marketplace would have rewarded it long ago.
Engineering issues get rectified relatively quickly, but when you hit the hard stop on a science issue, all you can do is add tailfins and chrome.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 11:42 AM (2Ez/1)

137 You may say that you don't need to charge from 0 to 100 in 5 minutes. That may be true, but if everyone is driving EV's then your 20 to 80% charge is going to take longer, and longer, and longer, and longer because we simply don't have a way to reliably generate that electricity.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 24, 2026 11:38 AM (WYStd)

Considering our present power grid, it's either EVs or A/C. Take your pick.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2026 11:43 AM (g8Ew8)

138 An acquaintance from work bought a Prius when they were new and relatively untested. I told him I didn't care to be the test dummy for Toyota's products.

He's now dead.

Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)

139 24 How is he going to build a car that looks like a penis?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (2YhKe)

Best I can do is the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
Posted by: Rick Harrison at July 24, 2026 11:09 AM (3aLWR)


Bloodhound Gang, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

Although it's technically not explicitly obscene, the innuendo is so hot and heavy that I hesitate to link it. I don't want to get blamed for someone getting in trouble with HR. You can do a search.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 11:43 AM (Sy6m/)

140 If you really want to spend political capital, it would be more advantageous to limit the judiciary's role and I would go further and institute term limits on lower court judges as well. Perhaps Scotus too and put the number of justices in the Constitution itself to prevent court packing.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)

Interesting ideas. Maybe consider removing judicial immunity.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 24, 2026 11:44 AM (3Ope8)

141 138 An acquaintance from work bought a Prius when they were new and relatively untested. I told him I didn't care to be the test dummy for Toyota's products.

He's now dead.

Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)

======

*nods sagaciously*

You sacrificed him to Satan in a ritual dressed in funny clothes while wearing a goat's head as a mask.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:44 AM (RWrid)

142
Without regard to the merits of the 17th... isn't it interesting how ConInc is supine and accommodating of literally everything the Democrats want, no matter how much it enrages their base?

But then, suddenly they start getting real, real conservative, as in "we need to turn the clock back on this by at least a century, even though it will take a Constitutional amendment process to get it done," the instant a reliable ConInc liberal in good standing gets taken down by that same base?

They transform from John Lindsey to Edmund Burke with a click of the fingers.

If I didn't know better, I might think the conservatism of these highly principled men was entirely situational and always predicated on protecting the rice bowls of a gang of completely unprincipled useless eaters.

But that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 11:44 AM (BI5O2)

143 How DOES an EV's ac work? Gas engine ac works off of spinning motor and turning belts.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:39 AM (oUopv)

Electric A/C Compressors - which are actually now used in ICE vehicles as well since the advent of those f*cking annoying auto-start-stop buttons.

I was actually thinking of converting my H1's old HT6 style compressor to an electric version - but the BTU's required to match my compressor's output, would require 120A @ 12V which is mighty toasty. I have a 200A alternator but that's cutting it close.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 24, 2026 11:44 AM (WYStd)

144 140 Interesting ideas. Maybe consider removing judicial immunity.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 24, 2026 11:44 AM (3Ope

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Judicial immunity is a creation of the judiciary itself. No law passed or signed.

I'd love to see the judiciary react to Congress passing a law affirming that judicial immunity is unconstitutional and the president signing it, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (RWrid)

145 Hate to tell your buddy but those are engineering kludges that have horrible reliability ratings due to complexity of having two drive systems.

I don't think anyone has made something like the diesel electric locomotive systems where the carbon fuel drives a generator that provides power to the wheels.

Posted by: whig
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The reliability and frequency of repair write ups were pretty good.
Also customer satisfaction.

The diesel electric as used in trains was discussed here and it was explained that the system is not feasible on small systems.
I don't know. I sounds the best to me.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (RBKzD)

146 Defenestrus - batteries will actually accept as much current as you’re willing to provide. Current is drawn, voltage is applied. But they will destroy themselves in short order.

50 amps DC for a “fast” boost charge for a standard automotive starting battery, but it can buckle plates.

I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near large battery packs and high current DC fast charging.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (GbFT6)

147 He's now dead.

Draw your own conclusions.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)

Lady to doc: Tell my husband to quit eating gainesburgers, its dog food.
doc: nothing in there is gonna kill him
year later doc see lady
doc:hows the husband
Lady Dead
doc WTFO
Lady he got runned over chasin cars

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (/+uur)

148 Drove straight to the distributor in Houston and got his Chevy back the next day.
Posted by: DanMan

not as good a lyric as-drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry....

Posted by: Waxing Poetic at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (JM9I6)

149 And I would like a pony. Constitutional amendments are dead for the foreseeable future and I doubt you will get any 2/3 majority in Congress or conventions of states and then 3/4 of state legislatures.

You must have missed the post Cloward/Piven crash caveat.

The current composition of our ballot casting demographic and of the near total erosion of a High Trust society—as we are light years away, and never returning to the John Madison target demographic of "moral and religious people" which is a requirement for a functional Constitutional Republic, is fully incapable of dealing with those "unbridled by morality and religion".

Basically, we are just rearranging the proverbial Titanic deck chairs.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (pawvM)

150 Depends on the type and quantity, of course. The only golf cart I had exposure to was the one we used for the marching band. It was pretty old and had been modified a few times, but used 8 - 6v lead acid batteries at around $125 each. Putting it a $1k every 3 or 4 years because they damn sure don't make batteries like they used to. I was anticipating things moving up from there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


6v lead acid battery 232 amp hours - 4 pack on Amazon $1,029.49.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (oUopv)

151 I think it should be flatly stated that judges only clarify legal decisions of the past.

At anytime the Congress pleases, it can pass it's own clarification of the Will of the People.

Of course, judges can review the Congress that they have not violated the express Constitution. Outside a Constitutional issue, the judges are only interpreting what Congress meant, before Congress speaks again through the legislation process.

I think such an intentional expression would be in line with the original purpose of the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:46 AM (Fi81e)

152 151
I think such an intentional expression would be in line with the original purpose of the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:46 AM (Fi81e)

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*uses time machine to eliminate John Marshall in his childhood*

*comes back to 2026 America to discover flying cars, moon bases, and the complete lack of third-worldists at the federal level*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:48 AM (RWrid)

153 >>> 58
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Posted by: RichieC at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (n4Uod)



Joe Xiden is back?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (2YhKe)

LOL

Anyway wouldn't the proper commie term be "EVphobe"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 11:48 AM (vDZgA)

154 There is no reason at this point to still be messing about with lead-acid batteries in a golf cart. None.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 11:48 AM (oqH4h)

155 The diesel electric as used in trains was discussed here and it was explained that the system is not feasible on small systems.
I don't know. I sounds the best to me.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (RBKzD)

Edison up is Canada building diesel elec specialty trucks.
Great power. Great economy. Each wheel has a computer controlled motor. More importantly everything is 100% off the shelf with built in right to repair.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 11:48 AM (/+uur)

156 Why not? Having an electric golf cart to run around your own property (So not going very far) and having a dedicated place to charge it every day if needed (your house) is honestly the only really good use case for an electric vehicle.

Plugging a cart in when needed > Filling, toting, and storing jerry cans of gasoline.

The range on my cart is 60ish miles. I charge it maybe once a week or so.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 11:34 AM (oqH4h)

I put fuel in it maybe 3 times a year. Got the cart given to me (it had a cracked frame) by a neighbor in exchange for fixing his two electric golf carts. Welded up the cracked frame, and it was good to go. Had to replace the drive belt once. When I park it for the Winter, I take out the cranking battery and store it indoors. If I had an electric cart, I would have to do that, six times.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:48 AM (1z8ji)

157 For myself it's the re-sale, trade-in value. Who wants to buy an EV with battery well into its latter half of life. I certainly don't.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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We are just now beginning to get some real world stats on long term EV longevity. It is more like laptops or hand tool lithium batteries--the range goes down because the battery loses efficiency but that is in relative terms like 80 percent of charge. Right now, as I understand it, the real risk for longevity is unseen battery damage from recharging and decharging cycles that can promote the runaway battery syndrome leading to fire. But solid, sodium/aluminum ion, or gel form batteries promise to reduce that risk further.

But, if gas vehicles continue to get more and more expensive and EVs are much cheaper, then you will start to see the EVs gain ground against IC engines among yutes.

A 24k EV pickup is a lot more affordable for someone than a bloated 40-50k IC engine mini pickup. Especially if they live in a metroplex, or a business fleet for things like pest control, etc. where you have a centralized facility for nightly recharging.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

158 My latest at The American Spectator: “Repealing the 17th Amendment Would Save…John Cornyn”
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Good point. Many of the 28 US states that currently have Republican led legislatures will refuse to send their best. So we wouldn't have 56 Paxsons, but closer to 56 Cornyns.

Still, there is the threat of recalling and replacing the Senator that might keep them in line, somewhat, that these losers currently do not fear today.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2026 11:49 AM (Dv3i1)

159 I don't think anyone has made something like the diesel electric locomotive systems where the carbon fuel drives a generator that provides power to the wheels.

Posted by: whig

The new Scout that was mentioned in the story - has a BEV version and a "range extender" version which uses batteries as its traction motor fuel source - but there's a small ICE engine in the trunk that kicks in when the charge is low and tries to "extend" the life of the battery.

Except that it can't keep up. It will, eventually deplete. I think they said something like 700 miles combined range when using the range extender version - but then you have a few drawbacks:
1) the added complexity of a dual fuel source powertrain
2) you now have to refuel twice when you're out of juice.
3) additional maintenance required on both systems
4) the weight of either the battery or the ICE engine serve as deadweight when the other is being used.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 24, 2026 11:50 AM (WYStd)

160 [i[Judicial immunity is a creation of the judiciary itself. No law passed or signed.

I'd love to see the judiciary react to Congress passing a law affirming that judicial immunity is unconstitutional and the president signing it, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (RWrid)

Better yet, I'd like to see the victims family of someone killed by a criminal alien who was previously released by a judge sue hat judge just to establish precedence.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 24, 2026 11:50 AM (3Ope8)

161 Though I have to admit, it's an attractive proposition. My State legislature would likely put a new Pinochet in the Senate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 11:50 AM (BI5O2)

162 Cloward/Piven crash caveat.

The current composition of our ballot casting demographic and of the near total erosion of a High Trust society—as we are light years away, and never returning to the John Madison target demographic of "moral and religious people" which is a requirement for a functional Constitutional Republic, is fully incapable of dealing with those "unbridled by morality and religion".

Basically, we are just rearranging the proverbial Titanic deck chairs.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 11:45 AM (pawvM)

CP works when inner city crashes and forces suburbs to pay.
When you CP a country you get East German PoPo, Cuban economy, and Venezuela Infrastructure.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 11:51 AM (/+uur)

163 Heat, and vibration, destroy automobile starting batteries.

“Batteries die in July, they just don’t usually keel over till November”. Moving them to the trunk, remote from the 200° engine bay is a pretty tood idea.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:51 AM (GbFT6)

164 The diesel electric as used in trains was discussed here and it was explained that the system is not feasible on small systems.

Mostly because those diesels are designed to be constantly running because starting and stopping take hours, and may not happen at all if the temps are low enough.

Also, weight is good for locomotives, it adds traction. Weight is horrible for vehicles, increased starting and stopping energy losses, hard on the wheels and roadway, handling sucks. Locomotives also have very different noise and exhaust regulations.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 11:51 AM (pawvM)

165 However, the judiciary is not allowed to simply bargain with giveaways to the legislature.

I.e. no unlimited powers like "Commerce" has become.

The Congress took their claim to regulate commerce, took over 1/6 of the economy and then threw it over the transom to the "Secretary of Health and Human Services" because "the Democrats were never going to lose another major election" at that time.

In other words, invoking their power to regulate commerce, they waived that power and conferred it to the day-to-day fiat of the executive office.

That kind of cheap run around the Constitution should not be allowed. Congress is allowed certain powers because they have to answer to the people as often as they do--especially the House.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:51 AM (Fi81e)

166 Eidsons Trucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsSDW6TOAZo

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 11:52 AM (/+uur)

167 The entire battery pack of the extended range F150 Conflagration contains as much energy as measure in Joules - as 4 gallons of unleaded gasoline

But that's with a little bitty 1800-lb battery, apparently. If I put 9000 more lbs of battery in the bed, won't that give me the equivalent of another 20 gallons of range?

Ha! Problem solved. I should probably patent this idea in metric so they'll buy it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 11:52 AM (E24OL)

168 You must have missed the post Cloward/Piven crash caveat.

The current composition of our ballot casting demographic and of the near total erosion of a High Trust society—as we are light years away, and never returning to the John Madison target demographic of "moral and religious people" which is a requirement for a functional Constitutional Republic, is fully incapable of dealing with those "unbridled by morality and religion".

Basically, we are just rearranging the proverbial Titanic deck chairs.
Posted by: Community Notes
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I read it. At that point, whoever has the power to gun down its opponents is what will set the rules, not a constitutional process. Takes too long so in a crash, you will get a revolution not a constitutional development process.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:52 AM (E4rtv)

169 A 24k EV pickup is a lot more affordable for someone than a bloated 40-50k IC engine mini pickup. Especially if they live in a metroplex, or a business fleet for things like pest control, etc. where you have a centralized facility for nightly recharging.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

Except that its not a $25k EV Pickup and a 40-50k IC that are competing.

Its a $33k ICE. That comes with paint. And power windows. And a radio.

As soon as you start stacking "options" on the Slate it gets pretty pricey.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 24, 2026 11:52 AM (WYStd)

170 Daughter of Diogenes drives a Ford F-150 Raptor.
Road eating 37 inch all terrain tires, dual floating shocks, and a 5.2L Supercharged V-8 delivering 720 HP.
She chose...wisely!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2026 11:52 AM (2WIwB)

171
Bloodhound Gang, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

Although it's technically not explicitly obscene, the innuendo is so hot and heavy that I hesitate to link it. I don't want to get blamed for someone getting in trouble with HR. You can do a search.
Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 11:43 AM (Sy6m/)



That was horrible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:53 AM (2YhKe)

172 Heat, and vibration, destroy automobile starting batteries.

“Batteries die in July, they just don’t usually keel over till November”. Moving them to the trunk, remote from the 200° engine bay is a pretty tood idea.
Posted by: Common Tater


Let's put them behind the headlights!
Posted by: Dodge Engineers

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:53 AM (oUopv)

173 *uses time machine to eliminate John Marshall in his childhood*

*comes back to 2026 America to discover flying cars, moon bases, and the complete lack of third-worldists at the federal level*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:48 AM (RWrid)
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But Nazis, always Nazis.

We need to break those time machines.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:54 AM (Fi81e)

174 There is no reason at this point to still be messing about with lead-acid batteries in a golf cart. None.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 11:48 AM (oqH4h)

Lead-acid batteries are 100% recyclable, and the tech to do so is mature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 11:54 AM (1z8ji)

175 It's not VW that is building this plant. It's the taxpayers of South Carolina that are building -- and paying for -- this plant. SC handed VW almost $1.5 billion in subsidies, including a $400 million cash (!) payment to construct the plant.

Pure corporate welfare. It's what's for dinner. And breakfast and lunch.

Also: I expect the VW plant to pull a rope-a-dope. The plant is specifically designed to be able to build other kinds of vehicles, not just EV. With the first of the Scout models at least 2 years away from production, I expect the plant will be used for other purposes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 24, 2026 11:55 AM (iFTx/)

176 Good point. Many of the 28 US states that currently have Republican led legislatures will refuse to send their best. So we wouldn't have 56 Paxsons, but closer to 56 Cornyns.


*shudders*
Do you really think America could produce 56 Cornyns? Is there a Strategic Douchebag Reserve with which I am unfamiliar?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

177 When you CP a country you get East German PoPo, Cuban economy, and Venezuela Infrastructure.

Must have missed the "after the gunsmoke clears"

Our ancestors were dropped off in the middle of winter with a less than helpful welcoming committee and barely more than a shovel and a dream, and within a few generations whipped the mightiest army on the Earth and a generation or so later became the world's super-power.

I have faith in the descendants of the colonists and our access to weapons.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 11:56 AM (9s47C)

178
Nah. Who am I kidding. The current Congress is useless.

We are progressing in paralysis.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Fi81e)

179 178
Nah. Who am I kidding. The current Congress is useless.

We are progressing in paralysis.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Fi81e)

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A century of Congress ceding power to the executive has its effects.

The only real power is in the executive anymore.

Which is why Congress is a false prize. The only prize that really matters at the federal level is the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:57 AM (RWrid)

180
It's why we need a catalyst as a President. Because the rest of the "representative republic" is rotting.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:57 AM (Fi81e)

181 “A $24,950 Electric Pickup Truck? Bezos-Backed Company Ready to Take on Tesla” [Finance Yahoo - 6/26/2026]

Every woman who rides in one will get a cap and start calling herself a trucker.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 11:57 AM (ExV1e)

182 All I want for Christmas in July is the 1986 Mazda B2000 with manual transmission, windows, and door locks that my dad gave away to the local mechanic. And the 1970s Speed Queen washer and dryer that we left with the first house when we moved.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 24, 2026 11:57 AM (TvrWq)

183 There is no reason at this point to still be messing about with lead-acid batteries in a golf cart. None.
——-

Lead-acid batts generally can be charged at temperatures well below zero. Up until recently at least, the Lithium batteries are bricked starting at about 35F degrees or below.

They try to couch this in glowing terms, that they “incorporate protection circuitry!” But that’s not a feature it’s a bug.

I use lead acid batts in my RV year round. The Lithium were $800 to a $1000 per, and can’t be charged below freezing? fuck that.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:58 AM (GbFT6)

184 >>> Posted by: Pawl at July 24, 2026 11:28 AM (dFAcn)

Most normal people realize that century-plus-old technology isn't *new*, faggot.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 11:58 AM (vDZgA)

185 Except that its not a $25k EV Pickup and a 40-50k IC that are competing.

Its a $33k ICE. That comes with paint. And power windows. And a radio.

As soon as you start stacking "options" on the Slate it gets pretty pricey.

Posted by: Defenestratus

I grew up with pickup trucks as work vehicles, not as luxe transportation. And cars were likewise not loaded up with geegaws.

To some extent, bare bones EVs actually limit a lot of that because it drains the battery. A/C was rolling the windows down, you had an AM radio with a tinny speaker, windows were crank down, there was no such thing as seat heaters, lcd displays, only a speedometer, idiot lights, and mebbe engine temp and rpm gauges.

People here argue what they want in a vehicle and assume universality. That is not the case in a free market but that has been the problem in the US. The government has put its thumb down on the market for a variety of reasons--environment, worry about Iran shutting down the gulf (CAFE), availability of refineries and thus cheaper gas, etc.

I can see someone in California metroplex looking at near 6-7 buck gas per gallon and doing mainly work to home trips looking at a cheap EV instead.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)

186 Should I be alarmed that my X account is suggesting I follow every police account near me?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 11:59 AM (diia5)

187 180
It's why we need a catalyst as a President. Because the rest of the "representative republic" is rotting.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:57 AM (Fi81e)

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Until Congress is willing to actually wield the power of the purse beyond shutdown theater, all power lies in the presidency.

The House alone can shut down the executive by refusing to pass budgets, but it simply won't do it. They can shut down departments entirely by refusing to fund them, but they won't do it.

Until a GOP Congress says, "Fuck the EPA, it's unfunded," Congress is a false prize.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:59 AM (RWrid)

188 At that point, whoever has the power to gun down its opponents is what will set the rules, not a constitutional process.

No consideration for Normalcy Bias? Like when Britains during WW2 were enjoying their afternoon tea sitting on the smoking ruins of their homes and businesses?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 12:00 PM (9s47C)

189 I use lead acid batts in my RV year round. The Lithium were $800 to a $1000 per, and can’t be charged below freezing? fuck that.
Posted by: Common Tater

Sodium ion does not have that temp problem and just now hit the market. I expect it to take a big chunk out of the lead/acid battery market soon and probably price out lithium batteries for home power units like Powerwall. Aluminum ion is being tested by Tesla for similar reasons.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:00 PM (E4rtv)

190 "I grew up with pickup trucks as work vehicles, not as luxe transportation. And cars were likewise not loaded up with geegaws."


And you only made long distance calls on Sunday.

Posted by: The world has changed at July 24, 2026 12:01 PM (2Ez/1)

191 A century of Congress ceding power to the executive has its effects.
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Also to a gazillion unelected unaccountable bureaucratic alphabet agencies making de facto laws but calling them “rules” or “policies”.

ProTip: if you can go to jail for breaking it, it ain’t a “rule”. It’s a law in everything but name.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 12:01 PM (GbFT6)

192 > It's not VW that is building this plant. It's the taxpayers of South Carolina that are building -- and paying for -- this plant.
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Same for the "Blue Oval" plant(s) down in Glendale, KY. However those apparently were designed to produce only EV components (batteries and associated components).

The one, finished facility ran for a couple months, fulfilled the quota they were contracted for, then shut down. The other one is incomplete. Sitting there. Unused.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 12:01 PM (jehhT)

193 16 TJM, I don’t care. Term limits are necessary. No more McConnells or Feinsteins holding on to their seats for decades until they die.
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 11:16 AM (77rzZ)


I suspect that the issues with the Cali legislature have less to do with the interchangeable cogs who get inserted and more to do with whomever controls the cheat mechanism to ensure that a specific type of interchangeable cog gets put in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:01 PM (ExV1e)

194
Until a GOP Congress says, "Fuck the EPA, it's unfunded," Congress is a false prize.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:59 AM (RWrid)



I fail to see how becoming a multi-millionaire for doing a job that requires very little of you whatsoever other than being able to win an election a 'false prize.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:02 PM (2YhKe)

195 I can see someone in California metroplex looking at near 6-7 buck gas per gallon and doing mainly work to home trips looking at a cheap EV instead.
Posted by: whig


Actually, if people are trying to argue about lead acid vs lithium, they should be arguing about work from home.

Why even get on the road for those jobs that don't require being in the office? We proved those jobs could be done during Covid.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 12:02 PM (oUopv)

196 Sodium ion does not have that temp problem and just now hit the market. I expect it to take a big chunk out of the lead/acid battery market soon and probably price out lithium batteries for home power units like Powerwall. Aluminum ion is being tested by Tesla for similar reasons.
Posted by: whig


Sodium batteries have a smaller charge than lithium. So much so that some companies are trying out 'hybrid' sodium/lithium packs. Not ready for prime time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 12:02 PM (diia5)

197 VW and Ford are suicidal. If they are set on wasting money, write me a check.

Posted by: Rotkappchen at July 24, 2026 12:02 PM (j3Fsw)

198 Digital everything just quits after a certain current or voltage drop occurs. Useless even though batteries voltage looks pretty good with testing. Swell.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 24, 2026 12:02 PM (fQFd2)

199 "I grew up with pickup trucks as work vehicles, not as luxe transportation. And cars were likewise not loaded up with geegaws."

And you only made long distance calls on Sunday.



And we sacrificed children to Moloch! Good times.
What? I can't be the only one.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)

200 No consideration for Normalcy Bias? Like when Britains during WW2 were enjoying their afternoon tea sitting on the smoking ruins of their homes and businesses?
Posted by: Community Notes

In your posited collapse, it would be more like Weimer Germany and normalcy bias goes out the window when you have Commies and fascists fighting it out in the streets.

WW2 was not a societal collapse for the Brits and instead welded them (and scarred them to some extent) to believe only by collective action could the British survive the war. They weren't fighting amongst themselves for scraps of food.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:03 PM (E4rtv)

201 194
Until a GOP Congress says, "Fuck the EPA, it's unfunded," Congress is a false prize.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 11:59 AM (RWrid)


I fail to see how becoming a multi-millionaire for doing a job that requires very little of you whatsoever other than being able to win an election a 'false prize.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:02 PM (2YhKe)

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I was speaking from the perspective of the electorate, not those who get into office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 12:03 PM (RWrid)

202 Rather than repealing the 17th Amendment, I would rather see the repeal of the 19th Amendment. That would go a long way toward solving our current political problems.

Posted by: Ralph at July 24, 2026 12:03 PM (8WZD4)

203 And you only made long distance calls on Sunday.
Posted by: The world has changed at July 24, 2026 12:01 PM


After 7 PM.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:04 PM (kgE5c)

204 >>> 195 I can see someone in California metroplex looking at near 6-7 buck gas per gallon and doing mainly work to home trips looking at a cheap EV instead.
Posted by: whig


Actually, if people are trying to argue about lead acid vs lithium, they should be arguing about work from home.

Why even get on the road for those jobs that don't require being in the office? We proved those jobs could be done during Covid.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 12:02 PM (oUopv)

I think there is more heh, "backlash" from commie execs and HR turds about remote work than is realized.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:04 PM (vDZgA)

205
After 7 PM.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:04 PM (kgE5c)




On a land line.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:05 PM (2YhKe)

206 This reminds me of a bit on the show Taxi where Alex explained to Tony about the apple machine.

Apples were spoiling because they spent so long in the machine. So Tony asks "So if we buy all the bad apples, then we can get to the fresh apples?"

Alex concludes, "They probably would think we like the spoiled apples and would never put any fresh apples into the machine."

Tony concludes "So, we can't ever have fresh apples."

The writers of Taxi were politically liberal. We used to have liberals who didn't dismiss "unintended consequences" as "right-wing talking points".

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 12:05 PM (Fi81e)

207 >>> 199 "I grew up with pickup trucks as work vehicles, not as luxe transportation. And cars were likewise not loaded up with geegaws."

And you only made long distance calls on Sunday.

==
And we sacrificed children to Moloch! Good times.
What? I can't be the only one.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)

I thought you were Greek, not Carthginian.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:06 PM (vDZgA)

208 Those Edison diesel electric trucks are huge and their detail did not touch OTR. Getting a diesel electric down to passenger vehicle scale is technically impractical at the moment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:06 PM (RBKzD)

209 On a land line.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:05 PM


*fisbump*

With a line attached to a wall.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:06 PM (kgE5c)

210 >>> 209 On a land line.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:05 PM

*fisbump*

With a line attached to a wall.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:06 PM (kgE5c)

Buttons or rotary dial?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM (vDZgA)

211 Work from home....

I think it fostered poor work habits. What used to take 10 minutes in the office to resolve took a day working from home. That's my experience.

It wasn't like I could walk over to Joe's cubicle and get the answers I needed or whatever. I had to e-mail or call Joe and hope he replied in a timely fashion.

Joe never replied in a timely fashion.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM (jehhT)

212 Buttons or rotary dial?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM


Rotary. Then buttons.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM (kgE5c)

213 Watch out for the phone cops!

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)

214 Lead-acid batts generally can be charged at temperatures well below zero. Up until recently at least, the Lithium batteries are bricked starting at about 35F degrees or below.

They try to couch this in glowing terms, that they “incorporate protection circuitry!” But that’s not a feature it’s a bug.

I use lead acid batts in my RV year round. The Lithium were $800 to a $1000 per, and can’t be charged below freezing? fuck that.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 11:58 AM (GbFT6)
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I don't play golf in 35 degree weather and I charge my cart in my garage that doesn't get down to 35F.

I cut about 200 lbs of weight out of my cart, gained 20 miles of range, and don't have to mess about with replacing heavy ass lead-acids when the Texas heat cooks them after 2-3 years.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 12:08 PM (oqH4h)

215 On a land line.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:05 PM

*fisbump*

With a line attached to a wall.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:06 PM (kgE5c)

Buttons or rotary dial?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


"Sarah? Get me the general store".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 12:08 PM (oUopv)

216 I have a land line with a cord attached to the wall.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 12:08 PM (abScH)

217 Sodium batteries have a smaller charge than lithium. So much so that some companies are trying out 'hybrid' sodium/lithium packs. Not ready for prime time.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Actually, they are already out there including by some of the biggest manufacturers. Right now, the most efficient and most expensive lithium batteries have a density rating about 2:1 to sodium ion but when you consider EVs, the advantage is more like 3:2 in energy density as the most expensive batteries are just not used for mass market EVs that much.

In applications like Powerwalls, etc. the lower costs of sodium ion or aluminum shine as less fire risk, less problems with hazardous materials, and relative scarcity of lithium compared with sodium or aluminum. And sodium/aluminum can be charged and recharged more times than lithium without degradation plus a greater temp range.

We are probably closer to lithium ion limits than we are sodium or aluminum due to age of the technology.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)

218 Buttons or rotary dial?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Aaaaand we're back to boobs...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 12:08 PM (diia5)

219 "You can either come in to work or go some place else and not work." _Elon Musk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:09 PM (RBKzD)

220 I have a land line with a cord attached to the wall.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 12:08 PM


So does the RMBS Mom. Old school ftw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:09 PM (kgE5c)

221 Buttons or rotary dial?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM

Rotary. Then buttons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM

Black or beige?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 12:09 PM (2Ez/1)

222
All I want for Christmas in July is the 1986 Mazda B2000 with manual transmission, windows, and door locks that my dad gave away to the local mechanic. And the 1970s Speed Queen washer and dryer that we left with the first house when we moved.
Posted by: Chuck C

==============

My Volvo 242 year unknown, probably 1979. 2-door, nothing power not even the steering. Some bitch rear-ended it and the insurance company called it a total loss, like maybe $500. I just saw one go for $6900 at auction.

Ditto for the laundry machines.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2026 12:09 PM (mmrXZ)

223 ". The only reliable EV demographic is homeowners with home chargers (who had to spend on average several thousand dollars to have a home charger installed.) That is not who the inexpensive pickups are being targeted for."

It's worse than that. "Homeowners" has an age demographic implication, so zoomers and half the millenials are immediately out. Bezos is being fucking retarded; Teslas, etc, are a luxury good for an older crowd that owns at least one home AND 2-3 gas vehicles already so they can just take the ICE cars when the WV won't get it done. There is no market for a limited range cheap EV because:
- the existing EV market isn't buying "cheap" or small
- those that could actually use a single econobox, EV or not, don't own homes, struggle with expensive parking, and likely don't have charger access. And - boomer blind spot - a shocking percentage don't have a license or know how to drive (living at home with their parents or in shitbox apartments with no parking)

HALF of those under 35 or so live with their parents. A third or so of the men don't work. Business leaders are being delusional about who can or will buy which products.

Posted by: heya at July 24, 2026 12:10 PM (ND37T)

224
Buttons or rotary dial?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM (vDZgA)



We had both at one point.


Then the 'cordless' phone came out.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:10 PM (2YhKe)

225 >>> 211 Work from home....

I think it fostered poor work habits. What used to take 10 minutes in the office to resolve took a day working from home. That's my experience.

It wasn't like I could walk over to Joe's cubicle and get the answers I needed or whatever. I had to e-mail or call Joe and hope he replied in a timely fashion.

Joe never replied in a timely fashion.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM (jehhT)

Then Joe is a slacker and work-from-home exposed it. Slackers are the problem, not wfh. In fact, maybe the *real* problem was the so-called management who were too chickenshit to deal with the revealed Joes and instead of rewarding the Martini Farmers, just brought everyone back to the office.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:10 PM (vDZgA)

226 Black or beige?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 12:09 PM


It was the 70s. For all I know it could have been avocado.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:10 PM (kgE5c)

227 I have a land line with a cord attached to the wall.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 12:08 PM (abScH)



To be fair, you're still using dial up internet access......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

228 And you only made long distance calls on Sunday.
Posted by: The world has changed
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Your expectations have changed, the world hasn't. If you are young and broke, you buy what you can afford or do without. Same with houses.

A lot of gee gaws are nice to have, but not essential.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (E4rtv)

229 Nood. Fraud.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

230 Ewok's up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 12:11 PM (kgE5c)

231 Is this the party to whom I am speaking?

Posted by: Lily Tomlin at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (2Ez/1)

232 NOOD

DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:12 PM (vDZgA)

233 I get far more work done from home than I do in the office because I don't have some jack wagon popping by my cube every 17 minutes with a question that isn't urgent, takes me away from whatever task I was already working on to answer it, and usually turns into some small talk that I have no use for because the person is a jack wagon.

Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 12:14 PM (oqH4h)

234 If repealing the 17th Amendment would save John Cornyn...as a Texan I am against repealing the 17th Amendment. Sorry, not gonna even read the article.

Posted by: Max K at July 24, 2026 12:14 PM (WAUGm)

235 "211 Work from home....

I think it fostered poor work habits. What used to take 10 minutes in the office to resolve took a day working from home. That's my experience.

It wasn't like I could walk over to Joe's cubicle and get the answers I needed or whatever. I had to e-mail or call Joe and hope he replied in a timely fashion.

Joe never replied in a timely fashion.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM (jehhT)"

This is the hallmark of an office that is primarily adult daycare, with people not doing real jobs, overseen by management that failed upwards. I am never wasting hours a day and a bunch of gas driving into an office again; but I don't need to, I am one of a couple dozen experts in a specific field and deliver real results.

Most office jobs are 15% people working, 70% people stealing air, and 15% actively hindering the real work. I would say this is a legit application for AI, but there is nothing else for these office decorators to do unless someone convinces them to stay home and have kids instead.

Posted by: heya at July 24, 2026 12:16 PM (ND37T)

236 Work from home is probably fine if what you are doing is not that important or your employees are highly motivated. But I doubt most people working from home are as productive as they would be if they were working directly under Sauron's baleful eye. It also is not wonderful for group cohesion in my experience. Personal interactions matter. In the professional sphere, I think it mostly continues for the benefit of employees on the mommy track, who already are not the world's most productive employees. But that cannot be spoken aloud.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2026 12:17 PM (ypYV4)

237 Hyundai has the Santa Cruz, small pickup

Posted by: free tibet at July 24, 2026 12:17 PM (iNp3L)

238 Those Edison diesel electric trucks are huge and their detail did not touch OTR. Getting a diesel electric down to passenger vehicle scale is technically impractical at the moment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 12:06 PM (RBKzD)

A Diesel series hybrid is perfectly possible. 50 HP normally-aspirated 4 cylinder Diesel, driving a 30 kW generator. Make it 3-phase AC, 480 volts. A 400 volt battery pack with just enough capacity to move the car 5 or 10 miles, no more. 400 volt brushless motor at each wheel. Some power electronics. Diesel makes enough power to keep batteries charged while cruising at highway speeds or lower. To maintain speed on a big hill, the car draws power from the battery, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 12:18 PM (1z8ji)

239 We also need Congressional term limits.
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)

California has term limits. How's that working out?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 24, 2026 12:26 PM (hmYU4)

240 237 Hyundai has the Santa Cruz, small pickup.
Posted by: free tibet at July 24, 2026 12:17 PM

Not really a pickup. Just like the Ford Maverick it's a unibody. So an SUV with the back end opened up. Or a four door Chevy El Camino, if you will.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)

241 >>> 211 Work from home....

I think it fostered poor work habits. What used to take 10 minutes in the office to resolve took a day working from home. That's my experience.

It wasn't like I could walk over to Joe's cubicle and get the answers I needed or whatever. I had to e-mail or call Joe and hope he replied in a timely fashion.

Joe never replied in a timely fashion.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 12:07 PM (jehhT)

Then Joe is a slacker and work-from-home exposed it. Slackers are the problem, not wfh. In fact, maybe the *real* problem was the so-called management who were too chickenshit to deal with the revealed Joes and instead of rewarding the Martini Farmers, just brought everyone back to the office.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2026 12:10 PM (vDZgA)

I get far more work done from home than I do in the office because I don't have some jack wagon popping by my cube every 17 minutes with a question that isn't urgent, takes me away from whatever task I was already working on to answer it, and usually turns into some small talk that I have no use for because the person is a jack wagon.
Posted by: ballistic at July 24, 2026 12:14 PM (oqH4h)
Ballistic=Joe

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at July 24, 2026 12:39 PM (igCg8)

242 I would love a small pickup, with a decent ICE, no electronics other than maybe a cruise control, a place I can install a radio, air conditioning with some knobs for control, a bench seat, and enough room behind the seat for a rifle safe and a go-bag. And not costing me two years' mortgage payments.

Posted by: GWB at July 24, 2026 12:43 PM (kU0PQ)

243 SUCKERS

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2026 12:44 PM (UjdFS)

244 See, this is where the brain chip could be useful. If I could install a read-only micro SD card in my skull that contained all the info I'd need to repair gas engines, I'd just go out and buy an old F-250 that didn't have any of this spy gadget BS or "safety" features. Alas, the odds of me being able to competently repair my own vehicle are about the same as me being struck by lightning on Mars.

Posted by: PabloD at July 24, 2026 01:14 PM (2FqMA)

245 Back in the late 80's and early 90's I worked for a property manager who had a pair of clapped out old S10s converted to electric that we used to haul tools and cleaning supplies and to get from place to place. Only got stuck once and it was due to a short in one of his homemade cables. And a mechanic I used a couple of years ago had the same kit in a truck rusting behind his shop. He had bought it built and used it as a parts truck for years. There's a case for little electric trucks, but I'm not sure there's one for full-size electric trucks.

Posted by: Lost My Cookies at July 24, 2026 02:49 PM (6rDUi)

246 Ford seems to thrive lately on rubbing former enthusiasts' noses in the carcasses of their formerly beloved marques. The Bronco was relaunched as a teenage girl sissy-mobile. The Mach-E is a ridiculous EV crossover that shits all over the Mach One badge and its racing heritage. (Just in case they hadn't quite killed all vestiges of hope with the 100hp mid-70s Pinto-Grande that they called a Mustang). And now they're going to lay a big turd with an electric Ranchero?

Make it stop.

Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2026 03:21 PM (Ve/HL)

247 How about a $15k truck that will run for 200k miles before showing signs of slowing? How about a truck that can survive throwing things in the back without its electronics malfunctioning? How about a manual tailgate for guys who can lift 10lbs without breaking a nail -- rather than a 15-position, hydraulically controlled, feature-rich contraption that's nothing but points of failure as far as the eye can see? How about a simple 4-cyl motor (not hidden under 62 pieces of plastic to hide its poor engineering)? And just for shits and giggles, how about a truck that relies on the driver to be able to drive it without the assistance of sat-nav-guided, camera-aided, warning-flare and OSHA-approved monitoring if you decide to change lanes or -- God help you -- back up?

Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2026 03:28 PM (Ve/HL)

248 I think people who write for Motor Trend want us to have been waiting for it. I don't think we have been.
Posted by: Archimedes

I think people who write for Motor Trend hunger for the taste of peen, much like most other "writers" for once reasonably intetesting magazines.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 24, 2026 04:08 PM (s/I2k)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Gros Bonaparte.jpg


Bonaparte at the Pont D'Arcole

Antoine-Jean Gros

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Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:30 AM (oUopv)

3 Swish Buckler

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur)

4 Great portrait.

Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:31 AM (oUopv)

6 Uses Ossoffs makeup artist.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

8 Obligatory: Napoleon was not short

Basically a smear spread by his haters.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (3cUTc)

9
He doesn't have his dog with him. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (O0L8i)

10 Awfully fancy sash on his waist.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (ftFVW)

11 Able was I ere I saw Elba.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (/+uur)

12 That picture just screams, "I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (FZ29D)

13 Looks nothing like Bonaparte.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (oUopv)

14 He doesn't look quite so faggy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

15 An OK effort, I suppose. Lacks proper majesty..

Posted by: Jaques-Louis David at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (s/uMh)

16 Looking behind. At boobs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (0fIkm)

17 That picture just screams, "I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (FZ29D)



No sunglasses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 09:33 AM (2YhKe)

18 That's some drip, as the kids say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 09:33 AM (diia5)

19 That was his "whiff of grapeshot" moment, wasn't it?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:33 AM (SgdqL)

20
Pont? That's what you do on 4th down, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 09:33 AM (O0L8i)

21 Obligatory: Napoleon was not short

Basically a smear spread by his haters.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (3cUTc)


This message brought to you by The Foundation for Short Kings.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (ExV1e)

22 Pont? That's what you do on 4th down, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 09:33 AM (O0L8i)



3rd if you're Canadian.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe)

23 Obligatory: Napoleon was not short

Basically a smear spread by his haters.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I believe I've read that he was average height for that time period.

Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

24 Obligatory: Napoleon was not short

Basically a smear spread by his haters.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice



Tom Cruise is one inch taller than Nappy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (oUopv)

25 Boneapart was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 24, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

26 Tom Cruise is one inch taller than Nappy.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (oUopv)


And 10% gayer.

But he does his own stunts so there's that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:35 AM (ExV1e)

27 My favorite movie portrait of Nappy is Ian Holm in Time Bandits.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:35 AM (SgdqL)

28 First said of Cromwell, Napoleon was a great Bad Man.
For a 45 year Napoleonic era buff I am not a Napoleon fan Yet read everything I can of tje period.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 09:35 AM (xrWSS)

29
He's looking at Josephine just outside the frame wearing a negligée and feeling frisky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 09:35 AM (O0L8i)

30 "Is Napoleon gonna hafta cut a bitch?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)

31

Tom Cruise is one inch taller than Nappy.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (oUopv)



Internet says Cruz is 5'7-3/4".......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

32 More ribbon and frills than a six-year-old girl at her first ballet recital, but if it makes you feel like a badass, by all means keep wearing it.

Posted by: PabloD at July 24, 2026 09:36 AM (OygQN)

33 He should watch where he's pointing that sword.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 09:37 AM (jehhT)

34 He's looking at Josephine just outside the frame wearing a negligée and feeling frisky.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 09:35 AM (O0L8i)


I have never seen a portrait of her in which she looked, you know, particularly attractive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:37 AM (ExV1e)

35 I like this painting. With no perspective though it’s hard to tell how short he is

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 09:37 AM (26GAh)

36 Fire first then ask questions later.
- Napoleon

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

37 *Pont? That's what you do on 4th down, right?*

No. You run a pick six.

Posted by: Tim Waltz, rabid sports enthusiast at July 24, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

38 So that's what he kept in his hand when it was inside his jacket
Like this one would hang in my palatial mansion..Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 09:38 AM (NemxU)

39 Looks like his head was pasted on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 09:38 AM (XeU6L)

40 I like this painting. With no perspective though it’s hard to tell how short he is
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 09:37 AM (26GAh)


That flag had previously adorned a cupcake.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:38 AM (ExV1e)

41 The bow is a little gay.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

42
Bonaparte L' Effete - a limerick

In the midst of the battle he rose
While striking a fabulous pose
With a steely-eyed stare
From his finely coiffed hair
To the tip of his aristocratic nose!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 09:39 AM (I0N4X)

43 Obligatory music link:

https://tinyurl.com/ypuz5rws

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 09:39 AM (qRla/)

44 27 Agreed, Robbo.

“I like to see little things…hitting each other!”

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

45 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 09:40 AM (R11M+)

46 10 Awfully fancy sash on his waist.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM

Actually it's a swash. For his buckle.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

47 Whoa, that's some fancy Utility Belt.

Posted by: I'm Batman at July 24, 2026 09:41 AM (967/Q)

48 This fellow followed all my instructions!

Posted by: Bob Ross at July 24, 2026 09:41 AM (HN+yX)

49 I like it

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2026 09:41 AM (X8xt3)

50 The bow is a little gay.
Posted by: redridinghood


I think it's called a sash, and it's supposed to keep your intestines from spilling out on to your mate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 09:42 AM (diia5)

51 He's looking at Josephine just outside the frame wearing a negligée and feeling frisky.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 09:35 AM (O0L8i)

I have never seen a portrait of her in which she looked, you know, particularly attractive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:37 AM (ExV1e)


If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 09:42 AM (qRla/)

52 24 on oprah's couch

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

53 Internet says Cruz is 5'7-3/4".......
Posted by: Sponge


*********

If you have to express your height down to the quarter of an inch, guess what...

...you're short!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 09:43 AM (I0N4X)

54 Meh, I've seen better. No cape, though, so that's good.

Posted by: Edna Mode at July 24, 2026 09:43 AM (967/Q)

55 Tom Cruise is one inch taller than Nappy.
Posted by: rickb223
____
That would still make Nappy average or just a little above for his time.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 24, 2026 09:43 AM (XvL8K)

56 My favorite movie portrait of Nappy is Ian Holm in Time Bandits.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

He also portrayed Napoleon in a cute little comedy "The Emperor's New Clothes". Early 2000's IIRC.

Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

57 Well look at mr fancy pants here.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 09:43 AM (3uBP9)

58 I understand this portrait garnered Napoleon's patronage. Not a surprise. It may be the most flattering painting of Nappy: young, powerful, determined. The setting is less important (here it's obscured) than the pose, realistic detail and brilliant color. The deep gold trim contrasts with the 'serious' black of his uniform. It's a powerful image and statement.

A point of interest for me. Look at his eyes. They remind me of the eyes in the portrait by David done almost twenty years later. David shows an older, rounder Napoleon but the eyes are the same.

Posted by: JTB at July 24, 2026 09:44 AM (yTvNw)

59 Obligatory music link:

https://tinyurl.com/ypuz5rws
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 09:39 AM (qRla/)




Here and I thought it would be this.........


https://youtu.be/OP653fXnd1I

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)

60 He's checking out the escape route behind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 09:44 AM (jehhT)

61 Males probably only averaged 5' 6", not that some were much taller. George Washington was well.over 6 foot

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 09:44 AM (xrWSS)

62 42
Bonaparte L' Effete - a limerick

In the midst of the battle he rose
While striking a fabulous pose
With a steely-eyed stare
From his finely coiffed hair
To the tip of his aristocratic nose!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 09:39 AM (I0N4X)
*******
Well done!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

63 In the future, everyone is going to crown themselves Emperor for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Andy Warhol At The Campbell Soup Plant at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM (JM9I6)

64 I believe I've read that he was average height for that time period.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

After the rest of them got their heads guillotined off, sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM (T2w7I)

65 soon drinking water in the loo.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM (R11M+)

66 Internet says Cruz is 5'7-3/4".......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



Bonaparte was supposedly between 5'5" & 5'7".

So anywhere between 3/4 of an inch to 2 & 3/4 of an inch.

"The French inch was actually longer than the British inch, leading to any height sounding shorter to the English-speaking world, including Napoleon's height."
https://tinyurl.com/45am87m8


I should have used the French inch back when dating.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM (oUopv)

67 There's a bridge in Paris named after the battle. It's sort of an ugly bridge, but it crosses the Seine just behind Notre Dame, and the view is nice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM (l4RKn)

68 Apparently Bonaparte put himself under tremendous fire to rally his troops in this battle. Some aide right next to him was shot down. Someone (or several soldiers) pretty quickly dragged him away or he probably would’ve been shot and killed… changing history. Counter factuals are always fun

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM (26GAh)

69 I like the long gauntlet gloves. You get slapped by a glove like that, you know you've been glove-slapped.

Posted by: Sir, I demand satisfaction at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM (967/Q)

70 The Ridley Scott Napoleon is very bad history , yet the photography is worth seeing, just don't believe what your seeing actually happened.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 09:46 AM (xrWSS)

71 Internet says Cruz is 5'7-3/4".......
Posted by: Sponge

*********

If you have to express your height down to the quarter of an inch, guess what...

...you're short!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 09:43 AM


I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)

72 Does Napoleon kind of look like Rod Stewart in this painting? Is it just me seeing that?

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

73 BTW, Gros did a portrait of Louis Pasteur's wife. If it's accurate, she was a babe.

Posted by: JTB at July 24, 2026 09:46 AM (yTvNw)

74 Does Napoleon kind of look like Rod Stewart in this painting? Is it just me seeing that?
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)



Is his stomach full of jizz?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

75 'David shows an older, rounder Napoleon but the eyes are the same."
++++

Lots of people get rounder as they get older.

Posted by: The bathroom scale at July 24, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

76 Awfully fancy sash on his waist.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM

Actually it's a swash. For his buckle.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


It's a sash. For his ay.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:47 AM (oUopv)

77 Does Napoleon kind of look like Rod Stewart in this painting? Is it just me seeing that?
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

Now that you mention it, i see it. If you want my body and you think I’m sexy 🎵

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 09:48 AM (26GAh)

78 'David shows an older, rounder Napoleon but the eyes are the same."
++++

Lots of people get rounder as they get older.
Posted by: The bathroom scale


I AM in shape! Round is a shape!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:48 AM (oUopv)

79 59 i have that 45rpm... the flipside is recorded backwards.
but what label? bang?

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 09:48 AM (R11M+)

80 60 he's counting the dropped rifles.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 09:48 AM (R11M+)

81 Now I see where the illustrators for Harlequin romance novels got their inspiration for the book covers. Surprised Napoleon managed to keep his shirt on and hold the grateful buxom maidens at bay.

Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2026 09:49 AM (Ve/HL)

82 George Washington was well.over 6 foot

6 foot 20, fucking killing for fun.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:49 AM (ExV1e)

83 I've got the same welding gloves.

Posted by: Lincoln Arc-Welder at July 24, 2026 09:49 AM (JM9I6)

84 I should have used the French inch back when dating.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM


There's a cute British chick with a EweToob cooking channel who, after carefully cutting something into six one-inch pieces, paused and said "That's what six inches is? I've been lied to all me life!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 09:49 AM (kgE5c)

85 Bonaparte at the Pont D'Arcole?

More like Robert Plant at MSG in 1976.

LOL.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 09:49 AM (Nt9qU)

86 Bonaparte with long hair - nice

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 09:49 AM (X58gq)

87 I AM in shape! Round is a shape!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:48 AM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 09:50 AM (kgE5c)

88 I think it's called a sash,

***********

Luit en les loafferes - a limerick

Napoleon's expressive attaché
Did his job with a certain cachet
He floated on air
He was tres debonair
And he always had an elegant sash, eh?

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 09:51 AM (I0N4X)

89 There's a reasonably significant difference between being 'in shape' and 'a shape.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 09:51 AM (2YhKe)

90 French Inch was our garage band name when we were first starting out.

Posted by: The Sex Pistols at July 24, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

91 And he always had an elegant sash, eh?
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 09:51 AM


So he was French Canadian?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 09:51 AM (kgE5c)

92 They should make a movie about this guy. He could be played by that bald chick from Wicked.

Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2026 09:52 AM (Ve/HL)

93 The perspective, and proportions, just do not seem quite right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 09:52 AM (XeU6L)

94 8 Obligatory: Napoleon was not short

Basically a smear spread by his haters.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I am so jaded by modern historians and journos that I suspect all histories now of bias and propaganda.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 24, 2026 09:53 AM (X58gq)

95 I have a coupon for Great Clips, Mr. Bonaparte. You could use a cut, style, blow.

Posted by: Hair Today-Gone Tomorrow at July 24, 2026 09:53 AM (JM9I6)

96 I have a coupon for Great Clips, Mr. Bonaparte. You could use a cut, style, blow.
Posted by: Hair Today-Gone Tomorrow at July 24, 2026 09:53 AM


*perks up*

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at July 24, 2026 09:54 AM (kgE5c)

97 >>That picture just screams, "I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM!"


Perferct

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2026 09:54 AM (X8xt3)

98 Olgachy!

Posted by: BernieGPT at July 24, 2026 09:55 AM (967/Q)

99 The first time I've ever seen Napoleon depicted with other than short black hair.

All seriousness aside, the painting presents a strong image. The black uniform is *really* black, and the gold at his sash and belt are superbly rendered. His hair -- which makes him look like a '70s or '80s rocker, kind of like Rod Stewart -- is well textured as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 09:55 AM (wzUl9)

100 It always amuses me France had a brutal revolution all so they could replace a king with an emperor.

And while Nappy was a much better administrator then the old regime...he led France into another brutal conflict with all of Europe...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 09:55 AM (sKqQm)

101 94 Same with me, Vmom.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

102 The first time I've ever seen Napoleon depicted with other than short black hair.

Almost looks a bit like Andrew Jackson.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:56 AM (ExV1e)

103 The Ridley Scott Napoleon is very bad history , yet the photography is worth seeing, just don't believe what your seeing actually happened.
Posted by: Skip

You know, like watching CNN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 09:57 AM (ndZc7)

104 He looks like one of the band members of Queen, other than Freddie Mercury or Brian May.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 09:57 AM (wVcYX)

105 His hair -- which makes him look like a '70s or '80s rocker, kind of like Rod Stewart -- is well textured as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 09:55 AM


Ahhh hoooo!!!

Posted by: A London Werewolf at July 24, 2026 09:57 AM (kgE5c)

106 We used to have a Ford dealership here in town. For a time in the '70s their commercial slogan, combined with images of Napoleon B. shopping for a Ford, was "That's What Sets Bohn . . . Apart!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

107 I see the left is still trying to figure out how to deal with Musk's interview.

I see one guy's response is "The disagreement was never about whether people want secure borders, safe cities, or responsible spending. Most people do. "

and the comical thing is the responses are a mix of right leaning people saying no you idiot this is how we get those things and left leaning people saying of course we don't want any of those racist things Musk wants.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 09:57 AM (sKqQm)

108 I bet he was still taller than Robert DeNiro.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 09:57 AM (qFwJc)

109 So the Germans can march in the shade.

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 24, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

110 He looks like one of the band members of Queen, other than Freddie Mercury or Brian May.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 09:57 AM (wVcYX)


Roger Taylor, perhaps? The drummer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:59 AM (ExV1e)

111 Oddly serene and unhurried pose for what must've been a raucous and chaotic moment. Napoleon's kinda upright, with what would realistically be a very awkward positioning of sword and flag, glancing back as if to say, "Hey... you guys coming or not?"

Why not shouting to his men? Why not a little more forward angle, leaning into the charge? What the fuck is he wearing that gay little butt-scarf for?

Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2026 09:59 AM (Ve/HL)

112 A bit like Rod Stewart. You know, if you think I'm sexy . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

113 Does Napoleon kind of look like Rod Stewart in this painting? Is it just me seeing that?
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

Hot legs!
Wearing me out.
Make me scream and shout.
I love ya, honey!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 09:59 AM (wVcYX)

114 There's a cute British chick with a EweToob cooking channel who, after carefully cutting something into six one-inch pieces, paused and said "That's what six inches is? I've been lied to all me life!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026


***
Mrs. Wolfus No. 2's joke, no doubt learned from her mother, was: "Why can't women measure distances or tell time? Because all their lives they've been told 'It's eight inches' and 'It's been at least twenty minutes!' "

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 10:00 AM (wzUl9)

115 the mechanical hands are surprising.
but the bottle opener is a nice touch.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)

116 Kinda foppish.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 24, 2026 10:00 AM (rJ48h)

117 A bit like Rod Stewart. You know, if you think I'm sexy . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026


***
The untold story: Napoleon Bonaparte's affair with Maggie May!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 10:00 AM (wzUl9)

118 Why not shouting to his men? Why not a little more forward angle, leaning into the charge? What the fuck is he wearing that gay little butt-scarf for?
Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2026 09:59 AM (Ve/HL)


I'm just impressed at the rodeo championship buckle he's wearing. I wonder what he got it for.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 10:00 AM (ExV1e)

119 She's a radical!

Sophie Cunningham Reveals Exactly What She Wants in a Husband: “Lead Our House”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

120 And while Nappy was a much better administrator then the old regime...he led France into another brutal conflict with all of Europe...
Posted by: 18-1


That's the thing with commies; the love the trappings of royalty and the murder... but mostly the murder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2026 10:02 AM (diia5)

121 108 and sucked less dick.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

122 I'm seeing some Nick Gilder Hot Child in the City vibe here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 24, 2026 10:02 AM (qBdHI)

123 111 he's being tempted by the winchell's grand opening.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+)

124 If you would be interested, I listen to Podcasts
Generals and Napoleon
Napoleonic Quarterly going 3 months at a time through the Napoleon era
Napoleonic Wars Podcast

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 10:03 AM (xrWSS)

125 Males probably only averaged 5' 6", not that some were much taller. George Washington was well.over 6 foot
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026


***
So was Charlemagne. No wonder he was known as "Charles the Great."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

126 Looks almost like he has a wristwatch peeking out from that left glove.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)

127 >What the fuck is he wearing that gay little butt-scarf for?
Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2026 09:59 AM


It's his bustle. For his hedgerow.

Posted by: Don't be alarmed now at July 24, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

128 The best part of the whole Napoleon story line is him being defeated in the end by a crazy German general who thought he'd been impregnated by an elephant.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:05 AM (sKqQm)

129 So was Charlemagne. No wonder he was known as "Charles the Great."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)


That and the fact that he killed everyone who called him Chuck.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 10:05 AM (ExV1e)

130 I'm seeing some Nick Gilder Hot Child in the City vibe here.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 24, 2026 10:02 AM (qBdHI)

I seriously thought that Nick Gilder was a chick when I heard that song. Had the most feminine voice. then I saw a picture. I was still unconvinced.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 24, 2026 10:05 AM (PSEDc)

131 I have not been able to read all the commentary on the Morning Report or this Art Thread. Somebody posted this below and it darned sure is worthy of repeating:

"The Peoplle Who Know Nothing Know Everything"

https://tinyurl.com/4fhuxrh4

This is an outstanding article and I highly recommend that everybody Read The Whole Danged Thing.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 24, 2026 10:06 AM (JNTt1)

132 129 chuck is a verb.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)

133 So was Charlemagne. No wonder he was known as "Charles the Great."

Charlemagne got very very lucky. He had a brother named Carloman and their father had split his lands between the two of them so when the father died war looked likely. But then Carloman died...probably naturally. And though he had sons of his own his wife decided to flee, essentially giving those lands to Charlemagne.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)

134 I like this painting. With no perspective though it’s hard to tell how short he is
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026


***
Probably why Napoleon liked the portrait, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 10:07 AM (wzUl9)

135 I seriously thought that Nick Gilder was a chick when I heard that song. Had the most feminine voice. then I saw a picture. I was still unconvinced.

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I think it was Don Kirschner's Rock Concert that I first saw him back in the '70s. I distinctly remember laughing at how weird looking (and sounding) I thought he was.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 24, 2026 10:07 AM (qBdHI)

136 He looks like one of the band members of Queen, other than Freddie Mercury or Brian May.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 09:57 AM (wVcYX)

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Rik Emmett of "Triumph" FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 10:07 AM (9EFgU)

137 I don’t know if this is well known or not. I only recently found out Bonaparte wasn’t really that short. The French and English had different standards for inches. A French inch was longer than an English inch. He’s was 5’2” in French but 5’7” in English units.

English propaganda made it seem like he was much shorter than he was but in reality he was average height for a man of his era.

The more you know.

Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:07 AM (GFRGc)

138 And though he had sons of his own his wife decided to flee, essentially giving those lands to Charlemagne.

Charlemagne sent her a letter telling her that he had no intention of raping her and killing her children but he used the comic sans font so she didn't believe him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 10:09 AM (ExV1e)

139 I am so jaded by modern historians and journos that I suspect all histories now of bias and propaganda.
Posted by: vmom

This smacks of McCarthyism.


Oh! I think I see what you mean. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2026 10:09 AM (O6Iwc)

140 This portrait has Napoleon as fair-haired. But other portraits I've seen of him depicts him with dark hair.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 24, 2026 10:09 AM (8mulE)

141 138 cut and paste from "gay paree" magazine.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:10 AM (R11M+)

142 140 sun in
and sun light

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM (R11M+)

143 A French inch was longer than an English inch. He’s was 5’2” in French but 5’7” in English units.

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Fascinating -- was unaware of that.

Reminder: the Mars Climate Orbiter disaster in 1999 was caused by a "unit mix-up," where one team used metric units (Newtons) while the contractor used imperial units (pound-force).

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM (9EFgU)

144 Napoleon and Bismarck both had pastries named after them.

Don’t put them together on the same tray, or they’ll fight.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

145 This portrait has Napoleon as fair-haired. But other portraits I've seen of him depicts him with dark hair.
Posted by: No Name Today

He used Lemon Up shampoo.

Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM (lJ0H4)

146 If Dilbert's pointy-haired boss invented a new pastry would it be called...

(...wait for it...)

...a New Elbonian pull-apart?

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM (I0N4X)

147 Never seen Nap looking so fit.

Posted by: From about a that Time at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM (+Iea0)

148 Rod Stewart in full dress blue uniform.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM (LHPAg)

149 How Mitch McConnell thinks he looks in the morning...

Posted by: Dead Yet? at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM (ftsic)

150 chuck is a verb.
Posted by: cmeat



Chuck is like your crazy uncle in the attic.
Posted by: Ritchie Cunningham

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:12 AM (oUopv)

151 143 that's why the british gals shrugged in 1066.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)

152 Speaking of pastries...without looking it up on the internet where are these from:

Croissant
Danish

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:13 AM (sKqQm)

153 150 the money's in the banana stand.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:13 AM (R11M+)

154 More ribbon and frills than a six-year-old girl at her first ballet recital, but if it makes you feel like a badass, by all means keep wearing it.
Posted by: PabloD at July 24, 2026 09:36 AM


Come to think of it, Corn Pop wore ribbons and frills.

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at July 24, 2026 10:14 AM (HwFfr)

155 Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: Same as a French kiss, but downunder.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 24, 2026 10:15 AM (JNTt1)

156 lots of pastries named for warring factions.
but only zacher torte had a war fought over it.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:15 AM (R11M+)

157 Apparently Bonaparte put himself under tremendous fire to rally his troops in this battle. Some aide right next to him was shot down. Someone (or several soldiers) pretty quickly dragged him away or he probably would’ve been shot and killed… changing history. Counter factuals are always fun
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM (26GAh)


In the aftermath of the Beer Hall Putsch, Schickelgruber and his posse were marching to the Feldhernnhalle when the bullets began flying. The first Nazi hit was a man whose arm was linked with Hitler's: Max von Scheubner-Richter, who took a shot to the chest and was killed instantly. As he fell, his deadweight yanked Hitler to the ground, sparing der Fuhrer from certain death.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 10:15 AM (qRla/)

158 Bonaparte and the French army pretty much set the uniform style for militaries for a good 75 years. The Venezuelan army dress uniform is pretty much the French Napoleonic style with Shako and tunic, and of course the Aluminum copy of the M-1942 mess kit nestled in the small of the back because that is current issue.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 10:15 AM (rbvCR)

159 I am amused the most recent Nappy movie mostly focused on his sex life. I do like learning new things and seeing different perspectives on historical figures but....come on Nappy's sex life is the least important thing about him and he was basically completely normal for his time and place.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:15 AM (sKqQm)

160 Croissant

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:13 AM (sKqQm)


I think it was Austrian!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2026 10:16 AM (l4RKn)

161 A French inch was longer than an English inch.

The Paolo inch > French inch > English inch

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 10:16 AM (HwFfr)

162 you can order Sacher-Tortes today.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 10:17 AM (rbvCR)

163 NEW: Dem Rep. Jasmine Crockett goes on a rant against "white men" sitting on the House Judiciary Committee:
"We're back again for another edition of the Republican Party's great replacement theory therapy session, where all the white men of the House Judiciary Committee lecture Americans on the importance of mass deportations."
Crockett also argued Republican immigration policies undermine what she called American values.
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Jasmine Crockett: “Isn't it interesting that thousands of white people storming the US Capitol beating police officers made it home safely, but brown people posing no threat to ICE agents are suddenly killed in cold blood?”

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Going out with a bang.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

164 Reminder: the Mars Climate Orbiter disaster in 1999 was caused by a "unit mix-up," where one team used metric units (Newtons) while the contractor used imperial units (pound-force).
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM (9EFgU)

An Air Canada flight ran out of fuel mid-air right around the time Canada switched from imperial to metric. It happened because the ground crew mixed up metric and imperial units when calculating the amount of fuel needed.

Luckily for everyone there was an abandoned airport on the path of the flight that was used to land the plane safely. The pilot glided a 767 down, with no injuries for anyone on board.That’s some hero shit right there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider


Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:19 AM (GFRGc)

165 "We're back again for another edition of the Republican Party's great replacement theory therapy session, where all the white men of the House Judiciary Committee lecture Americans on the importance of mass deportations."

Black heritage Americans see their political power reduced at exactly the same rate as white heritage Americans by the introduction of millions of muslims and Asians.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:19 AM (sKqQm)

166 lots of pastries named for warring factions.
but only zacher torte had a war fought over it.
Posted by: cmeat



The Pastry War, (1838–1839), began in November 1838 when French naval forces blockaded ports in Mexico, and captured San Juan de Ulúa in Veracruz.

You can learn a lot of useless trivia on Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:19 AM (oUopv)

167 162 it's a 3day wait at lutz. nothing finer, weighs like 60lbs and it's only 10in dia. try the himber.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

168 The inch was angry that day, my friends!

Posted by: Hedwig, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 10:20 AM (I0N4X)

169 I am amused the most recent Nappy movie mostly focused on his sex life. I do like learning new things and seeing different perspectives on historical figures but....come on Nappy's sex life is the least important thing about him and he was basically completely normal for his time and place.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:15 AM (sKqQm)

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BREAKING: Christopher Nolan Announces Next #Woke Project -- A Napoleon Biopic Starring Samuel L. Jackson in "Nappy."

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 10:20 AM (Cfsay)

170 Croissant

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:13 AM (sKqQm)

I think it was Austrian!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2026 10:16 AM (l4RKn)


Quite so. The crescent shape represents the Muslim banner.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 10:20 AM (qRla/)

171 Croissant

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:13 AM (sKqQm)

I think it was Austrian!


Correct. It was supposedly developed in honor of the Austria/Polish victory at the Siege of Vienna and later brought to France by a Viennese baker.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:20 AM (sKqQm)

172 163 from your lips...

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:20 AM (R11M+)

173 /sock

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 10:21 AM (I0N4X)

174 The bathhouse, like football, is a game of inches.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 24, 2026 10:21 AM (HwFfr)

175 Crockett turned out to be a lot dumber than I thought she was. And I didn't think she was that smart.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 24, 2026 10:22 AM (E6ouU)

176 166 so... over churros?

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:22 AM (R11M+)

177 Jasmine Crockett: “Isn't it interesting that thousands of white people storming the US Capitol beating police officers made it home safely, but brown people posing no threat to ICE agents are suddenly killed in cold blood?”

I dare your worthless black ass to say that to the faces of the families of Ashli Babbitt and Roseanne Boyland.

Pustulent assholes like Crockett are why congress needs a shitload more Preston Brooks acolytes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 10:22 AM (qRla/)

178 That was a pretty funny partial sock fail...

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at July 24, 2026 10:22 AM (I0N4X)

179 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. He's incredibly clean for being on a battlefield.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2026 10:22 AM (2WIwB)

180 Bonaparte played by Don Cheadle in the forthcoming Hollywood Blockbuster "Pont D' Arcole"

Posted by: Pont D'Arcole at July 24, 2026 10:22 AM (Cv/v8)

181 140 This portrait has Napoleon as fair-haired. But other portraits I've seen of him depicts him with dark hair.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 24, 2026 10:09 AM

Only his hairdresser knew for sure.

Posted by: L'Oreal at July 24, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

182 Jasmine Crockett: “Isn't it interesting that thousands of white people storming the US Capitol beating police officers made it home safely, but brown people posing no threat to ICE agents are suddenly killed in cold blood?”

I've seen plenty of threads about the people killed by ICE where the lefty poster rants that the police have no right to kill anyone peacefully protesting and when some right leaning poster brings up the murdered women on J6 the answer is always "that's (d)ifferent! They deserved to be killed. FAFO amiright?!?"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:23 AM (sKqQm)

183 Almost looks a bit like Andrew Jackson.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:56 AM (ExV1e)


I always thought Andrew Jackson looked a bit like Simon Bolivar.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 10:23 AM (rbvCR)

184 One of my favorite accidents of history is how the US was all set to adopt the metric system under Jefferson.
He'd even sent off for a set of the official weights and measures from Paris.
Only for the ship they were on to be captured by pirates.
Not a happy ending for all involved, of course.

But with the Imperial system, the US ended up:
Putting a man on the Moon
Building aircraft carriers (that still work)
Inventing the nuclear bomb

What's metric have to say for itself?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 10:24 AM (3cUTc)

185 I am amused the most recent Nappy movie mostly focused on his sex life. I do like learning new things and seeing different perspectives on historical figures but....come on Nappy's sex life is the least important thing about him and he was basically completely normal for his time and place.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:15 AM (sKqQm)

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BREAKING: Christopher Nolan Announces Next #Woke Project -- A Napoleon Biopic Starring Samuel L. Jackson in "Nappy."
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 10:20 AM (Cfsay)

And Eldridge Cleaver, in his famous "Action Pants" as Napoleon's right-hand man, Louis-Alexandre Berthier, the indispensable Chief of Staff and Major-General of the Grande Armée.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 10:24 AM (wVcYX)

186 No erudite discussion of French vs. English muskets?

It's now a fashion, food, and boob thread. Might as well work guns into it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 10:24 AM (HwFfr)

187 There are bewbs, if he believes he has them.

That's the way things work these days.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:24 AM (Fi81e)

188 McClellan was Little Nap, but he may have been taller than Original Nap.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 24, 2026 10:25 AM (XvL8K)

189 183 jackson was never on a cigarbox so i can't picture him.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:25 AM (R11M+)

190 Honestly, that fly away hair is easy to deal with. I've been promoting Alberto VO5 Hot Oil Treatment for decades. Try it and see.

Posted by: Internationally-Acclaimed Actress Rula Lenska at July 24, 2026 10:25 AM (JM9I6)

191 BREAKING: Christopher Nolan Announces Next #Woke Project -- A Napoleon Biopic Starring Samuel L. Jackson in

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 10:24 AM (wVcYX)
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Snakes at Versailles.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:26 AM (Fi81e)

192 Croissant

French: [kʁwasɑ̃]

The legends include tales that it was invented in Europe to celebrate the defeat of the Umayyad forces by the Franks at the Battle of Tours in 732, with the shape representing the Islamic crescent; that it was invented in Buda; or, according to other sources, in Vienna in 1683 to celebrate the defeat of the Ottomans by Christian forces in the siege of the city, as a reference to the crescents on the Ottoman flags, when bakers staying up all night heard the tunneling operation and gave the alarm.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:26 AM (oUopv)

193 184 5liter kegs.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)

194 Jasmine Crockett: “Isn't it interesting that thousands of white people storming the US Capitol beating police officers made it home safely, but brown people posing no threat to ICE agents are suddenly killed in cold blood?

Pustulent assholes like Crockett are why congress needs a shitload more Preston Brooks acolytes.


Nah, they're largely going away anyway with the loss of the MM districts. Black America faces a choice; do you want to elect black faces who can appeal to more than you, or do you want to keep on electing black lunatics in ever decreasing numbers, effectively ghettoizing yourselves, and making yourselves irrelevant to a national party?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:26 AM (Riz8t)

195 183 Almost looks a bit like Andrew Jackson.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:56 AM (ExV1e)

I always thought Andrew Jackson looked a bit like Simon Bolivar.
Posted by: Kindltot

You mean that TV fella Simon Cowell?

Posted by: Auspex at July 24, 2026 10:27 AM (Y8DZL)

196 Reminder: the Mars Climate Orbiter disaster in 1999 was caused by a "unit mix-up," where one team used metric units (Newtons) while the contractor used imperial units (pound-force).
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 10:11 AM


*The Gimli Glider has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 10:27 AM (kgE5c)

197 Bodice-ripper Napoleon.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:27 AM (Fi81e)

198 Think metric!

Posted by: Bumper sticker in the Smithsonian at July 24, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

199 Jazmine is a grifter.

She is going to be a guest on msnbc for the next 10 years playing the angry back woman role. She knows exactly what’s she’s doing. It’s all calculated. And it’s effective because you’re talking about her.

Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:27 AM (GFRGc)

200 If you've not seen it, Napoleon's march to-from Moscow. Pretty sobering:

https://shorturl.at/AwY7C

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 10:28 AM (XeU6L)

201 a "unit mix-up,"

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During the darkest days of WWII, the Brits tried to reinforce Malta with new Spitfires. The plan was to launch them from an aircraft carrier to land on Malta. Launch point was determined by the range of the Spitfires. Unfortunately, the RAF used miles and the RN used knots so all the planes ran out of fuel and crashed into the Mediterranean.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

202 One of the most famous Napoleon movies was the 1927 Abel Gance biopic, the first in a proposed six-film series covering the Emperor's life, exile and return.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 10:28 AM (qRla/)

203 BREAKING: Christopher Nolan Announces Next #Woke Project -- A Napoleon Biopic Starring Samuel L. Jackson in "Nappy."
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 24, 2026 10:20 AM (Cfsay)


I am glad he abandoned the Ghengis Khan biopic project that was supposed to be a vehicle for Zendaya in the title role.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 10:28 AM (rbvCR)

204 Black America faces a choice; do you want to elect black faces who can appeal to more than you, or do you want to keep on electing black lunatics in ever decreasing numbers,

I suspect few of those lunatics actually had a majority of voters in their district vote for them.

Yes the people in those districts aren't upset about it enough to do anything, but I don't believe that 51% of the people in those districts voted for their Hank Johnson types

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

205 Two types of countries in the world

1. Countries that use metric
2. Countries that have walked on the moon.

Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:29 AM (GFRGc)

206 Damn.

Now I want a Napoleon.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 24, 2026 10:29 AM (Q/e2v)

207 She is going to be a guest on msnbc for the next 10 years playing the angry back woman role. She knows exactly what’s she’s doing. It’s all calculated. And it’s effective because you’re talking about her.

I suppose so, if you consider a minstrel show to be effective. That's what she's becoming. Both of MSNBC's viewers will like what they see.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:29 AM (Riz8t)

208 OK, I am actually enjoying hanging out here, but I must concentrate on my book.

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 10:30 AM (qRla/)

209 No erudite discussion of French vs. English muskets?

It's now a fashion, food, and boob thread. Might as well work guns into it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax



The French Charleville musket vs the British Baker rifle?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:30 AM (oUopv)

210 Nice pic. Would hang. A young Bonaparte looks like a young Andrew Jackson. Both despised the British.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 24, 2026 10:30 AM (icmmM)

211 Lovely color contrasts in his outfit and sash, and against the sky. I know that there are a lot of pictures of Napoleon as hero, but I don't even think that there is general agreement amongst the French as to whether Napoleon was a hero or a tyrant or both. He certainly was a favorite subject for a number of artists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 10:30 AM (xSAlF)

212 >>> The Ridley Scott Napoleon is very bad history , yet the photography is worth seeing, just don't believe what your seeing actually happened.

This too is the story of the Nolan Odyssey...

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2026 10:30 AM (y1jtk)

213
A "Gone with the Wind" race recast was written up here a couple years ago, I think Melissa McCarthy played the Hattie McDanial role.

Posted by: Auspex at July 24, 2026 10:31 AM (Y8DZL)

214 Two types of countries in the world

1. Countries that use metric
2. Countries that have walked on the moon.
Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:29 AM (GFRGc)
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That would cook as a meme, if it's not already.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:31 AM (Fi81e)

215 I knew this canadian dude, french canadian, and every time I said the word croissant, and it wasn't very often, I'm not a pastry chef or anything, he had to correct me on how it should be pronounced. And, you could tell, he knew it was wrong to just do that, but he couldn't help himself. Like some kind of weird tourette syndrome thing that only canadians have. And it was just that word and when ever he had to use the integer between -1 and 1 then he had to stomp all over that too. But so odd. And of course they have to say it like their tongue is f'ing a croissant in real time. ... whatever buddy.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 10:31 AM (3uBP9)

216 Not tonight ya Josephine
Don't be so mean
I like the way you look
But now I've got a date with the Duke

Not tonight ya Josephine
Don't be so mean
I'll stand on my heels for you
But now I've got a date at Waterloo

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2026 10:31 AM (y1jtk)

217
Napoleon held in a fart
Clenched his cheeks so they'd never part
Denied his backcourt
The fart left the wrong port
And blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 10:31 AM (iJfKG)

218 A boob thread? Where?

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

219 Minnesota mom convicted of “disorderly conduct” for saying bad word to Somali man who harassed her

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Racist bitch!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

220 >>Jasmine Crockett: “Isn't it interesting that thousands of white people storming the US Capitol beating police officers made it home safely, but brown people posing no threat to ICE agents are suddenly killed in cold blood?

. . . after 5 months of BLM riots, including looting, destruction of property in the billions, and dozens dead.

Yes, Jasmine, isn't it amazing these "white people storming the capitol" managed to behave so much better than BLM and antifa.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2026 10:33 AM (X8xt3)

221 Minnesota mom convicted of “disorderly conduct” for saying bad word to Somali man who harassed her

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Racist bitch!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



I'd be taking that all the way to SCOTUS.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:33 AM (oUopv)

222 early volvos had metric/ standard fasteners depending on body or engine.
decades later buell did the same thing.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)

223 From functional point of view I think going metric is a good idea. It makes so much more sense. But I’m opposed to it because I know Europeans and leftists hate that we use imperial. I get satisfaction from their anger over it.

Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:34 AM (GFRGc)

224 1. Countries that use metric
2. Countries that have walked on the moon.
Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:29 AM (GFRGc)
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Liberians have walked on the Moon?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:35 AM (FZ29D)

225 194' Jasmine Crockett: “Isn't it interesting that thousands of white people storming the US Capitol beating police officers made it home safely, but brown people posing no threat to ICE agents are suddenly killed in cold blood?'



According to Duck.AI or something: 'The Justice Department has not published a single “resisting arrest” conviction count for January 6 cases specifically. '

Well, there must be a pattern here somewhere, I just can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 24, 2026 10:35 AM (w/O5Q)

226 Alex Jones sez

EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Schumer Is A 5,000-Year-Old Shapeshifting Demon Who Lives Underground In A Flying Saucer Buried In New York!

Alex ain't wrong in principle . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 10:35 AM (rbvCR)

227 Anon Wrecks, her lawyer is on fire. It's gonna be an interesting appeal!

She was found not guilty with her behavior with the kid. It was behavior with the adult...saying a bad word to him...that got her convicted. Should be an easy 1st amendment case, no?

@JFGariepy
This trial was a travesty.
I am happy that the lawyer of Shiloh is energized for appeal. I will be supporting with further donations to fund the appeal.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2026 10:35 AM (y1jtk)

228 From functional point of view I think going metric is a good idea. It makes so much more sense. But I’m opposed to it because I know Europeans and leftists hate that we use imperial. I get satisfaction from their anger over it.
Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:34 AM


That, and "I can't drive 88.5" sounds stupid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 10:36 AM (kgE5c)

229 The first two people ICE killed were

1. A white woman armed with a car.
2. A white man armed with a gun.

Neither of these weapons were wielded by Jan 6th rioters.

Hardly that suddenly "brown people" are getting killed by ICE, or the people who were killed compare to protestors or rioters on January 6th.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:36 AM (Fi81e)

230 No metric.

The Celsius temperature scale sucks even worse than the rest of the sucky metric system.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

231 And yet horse racing is measured in furlongs.

Posted by: What's a fortnight? at July 24, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

232 The French Charleville musket vs the British Baker rifle?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:30 AM


No love for the India Pattern Musket or Brown Bess?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 10:37 AM (fTdlq)

233 From the last thread, my favorite part about the old, white liberal woman singing "Hit the road, ICE" was that they needed a sheet of notes for the lyrics.

It's basically 3 lines repeating, ffs:
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come 'round no more
No more, no more, no more

And they couldn't remember that.
Really isn't their best and brightest, is it?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 10:37 AM (3cUTc)

234 And yet horse racing is measured in furlongs.

Not fur long.

Posted by: Metric advocates trying to update horse racing at July 24, 2026 10:37 AM (Riz8t)

235 @205

>>Two types of countries in the world
1. Countries that use metric
2. Countries that have walked on the moon.

The whole the US doesn't use metric and the world does is a misnomer, we use metric where it's appropriate and SAE where it's appropriate.

When you need a high degree of precision, shooting off rockets, piledriving structural steel, administering medicine, measuring whiskey we use metric, things that don't need precision we use SAE.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 10:38 AM (XV/Pl)

236 1. Countries that use metric
2. Countries that have walked on the moon.
Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:29 AM (GFRGc)
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Liberians have walked on the Moon?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:35 AM (FZ29D)
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Fix: Countries that may have walked on the moon.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:38 AM (Fi81e)

237 There once was a shortie named Nap,
Whose farts were a battlefield trap.
At the charge of the day,
His men ran away,
Yelling, “Mon Dieu! That’s a serious gap!”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 10:38 AM (ugElV)

238 And yet horse racing is measured in furlongs.
Posted by: What's a fortnight? at July 24, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

And yet driving distances in Texas are measured in time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 10:39 AM (wVcYX)

239 Wonder if any of the hit the road ice AWFLs have an illegal living anywhere within 2 miles of their gated community.

Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:39 AM (GFRGc)

240 What's metric have to say for itself?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


"We don't use yards, we use meters! Totally different!"

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 10:39 AM (rJhDk)

241 231 And yet horse racing is measured in furlongs.
Posted by: What's a fortnight? at July 24, 2026 10:36 AM


https://youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk

Posted by: It can be hard to fathom at July 24, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)

242 The French Charleville musket vs the British Baker rifle?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:30 AM
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It was a French Mistake.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:39 AM (Fi81e)

243 Didn't Napoleon get outwitted by Bugs Bunny in drag? He tried to chop his head with a guillotine.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 10:39 AM (SwCxT)

244 215 zed?

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)

245 early volvos had metric/ standard fasteners depending on body or engine.
decades later buell did the same thing.
Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)


I've noticed a lot more Volvo SUVs on the road recently, mostly the EX60 and EX90.

Any ideas why Snowbilly automotive technology is suddenly popular?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 10:40 AM (iJfKG)

246 things that don't need precision we use SAE.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 10:38 AM


Tolerances of 0.001 inch or less aren't precision?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 10:40 AM (fTdlq)

247 I used to machine airplane parts. You can use thousandths/millionths of an inch in precision parts too.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:41 AM (Fi81e)

248 Methinks they don't understand the definition of "scholar".

On birthright citizenship, Fordham scholar wants ‘repercussions’ for conservative views

Law professors who support limits on birthright citizenship should be shunned in academia, according to a Fordham University scholar.

“There MUST be repercussions for the lawprofs who advanced such untenable arguments. Their behavior is — and I mean this literally, not dehumanizingly — parasitic,” John Pfaff (pictured) wrote in a since-deleted post on BlueSky.


https://tinyurl.com/5x8s35ux

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 10:41 AM (Riz8t)

249 224 yes, but only on the peninsula.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:42 AM (R11M+)

250 The Celsius temperature scale sucks even worse than the rest of the sucky metric system.
--
It's really not useful for anything.
For everyday, it's garbage; "it's 30 degrees Celsius. You mean 86?"
For science, there's K and R that make more sense.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 10:42 AM (3cUTc)

251 things that don't need precision we use SAE.

We use both and are conversant in both, because they're the same.

- Ex-engineer and machinist.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 10:42 AM (rJhDk)

252 >When you need a high degree of precision, shooting off rockets, piledriving structural steel, administering medicine, measuring whiskey we use metric...


And curbside pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: Drug dealers everywhere at July 24, 2026 10:43 AM (2Ez/1)

253 >>> zed?
Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)

yeah

Posted by: banana Dream - Zed's dead, baby at July 24, 2026 10:43 AM (3uBP9)

254 “There MUST be repercussions for the lawprofs who advanced such untenable arguments. Their behavior is — and I mean this literally, not dehumanizingly — parasitic,” John Pfaff (pictured) wrote in a since-deleted post on BlueSky.
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Ah. BlueSky. That explains the fascism.

"We can't win the argument, so we must struggle everyone who tries to win it."

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:43 AM (Fi81e)

255 235 Just how is the metric system more precise than the imperial system? Doesn’t precision refer to how many decimal places you’ve measured something down to? You can measure something down to a millionth decimal place in either system if you’ve got the equipment to do so.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

256 228 if your in a rocket 88.5 it's a little better.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:44 AM (R11M+)

257 The George Washington SNL skit is so good because theway we do things is all sorts of crazy. Yards for football, meters for track, gallons for gas, millimeters for soda. It’s rather silly when you think about it.

What is 1000 tons called sir? Nothing. How many yards in a mile? Nobody knows. 12 inches to a foot 12 feet to a yard? If only it were that simple.

But it’s our American thing so fuck all y'all who want to take it away.

Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:44 AM (GFRGc)

258 >>> One of my favorite accidents of history is how the US was all set to adopt the metric system under Jefferson. He'd even sent off for a set of the official weights and measures from Paris. Only for the ship they were on to be captured by pirates.
Not a happy ending for all involved, of course.

The reasons why Jefferson went scorched earth on the Barbary pirates during his presidency becomes more and more clear!

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2026 10:44 AM (qqQuL)

259 Tolerances of 0.001 inch or less aren't precision?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2026 10:40 AM


The Dewey Fraction System never caught on.

Posted by: Your local librarian at July 24, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)

260
• Napoleon I (1769–1821), emperor 1804–14 and 1815; full name Napoleon Bonaparte; known as Napoleon.

In 1799, he joined a conspiracy that overthrew the Directory, becoming the supreme ruler of France.

He declared himself emperor in 1804 and established an empire stretching from Spain to Poland.

After defeats at Trafalgar in 1805 and in Russia in 1812, he abdicated and was exiled to the island of Elba in 1814.

He returned to power in 1815, but was defeated at Waterloo and exiled to the island of St. Helena.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 10:45 AM (faghi)

261 226 Alex Jones sez

EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Schumer Is A 5,000-Year-Old Shapeshifting Demon Who Lives Underground In A Flying Saucer Buried In New York!

Alex ain't wrong in principle . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 10:35 AM (rbvCR)

Frankly, I expect a lot more out a 5,000 Demon. No, Chuck is just a slimy, corrupt piece of every day garbage. He just happens to have been in place long enough to have done a lot of favors and distributed levels of graft that may be unrivaled in Human History.

He's not some supernatural force, he's the chump who threw a party with his parents on vacation and the place got trashed. He just doesn't give a F because there will be no consequences.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 24, 2026 10:46 AM (w/O5Q)

262 58 The setting is less important (here it's obscured) than the pose, realistic detail and brilliant color.

can someone explain what's up with his neck? it looks like he's fetterman's lump there under his shirt.

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 10:46 AM (v3pYe)

263 I used to put a 0.001 +/- 0.0005 radius on some kind of ring for airplanes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:46 AM (Fi81e)

264 235 dram is metric?

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:46 AM (R11M+)

265 America converted over to Metric a long, long time ago for most things.

What we didn’t do was change mileage on the highway, or mph. That’s about it. Fahrenheit works fine. Celsius works fine, anything works fine actually, and converting between standards is done all the time. Pay attention, or Bad Things happen.

It’s a non-issue, only brought up by people who have nothing better to do than rag on something they don’t really understand

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 10:47 AM (GbFT6)

266 Euro metric kickball.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 24, 2026 10:49 AM (fQFd2)

267 245 I've noticed a lot more Volvo SUVs on the road recently, mostly the EX60 and EX90.

Any ideas why Snowbilly automotive technology is suddenly popular?


i thought they were owned by the chinese these days.

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 10:49 AM (v3pYe)

268 "Fahrenheit works fine. Celsius works fine"

Fahrenheit is more accurate than celsius.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 24, 2026 10:50 AM (DZ9Lv)

269 Do you know what I like most about the Imperial system?

How it sorts out the people who can't reduce/increase fractions in their head.

What's next up from 1/2 inch? That's 4/8; so next is 5/8 or 9/16 (no one really does a 17/32 but it's there if you need it)

Metric; 10, 11, 12, 13 hur-dee-dur I can count the numbers

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 10:50 AM (3cUTc)

270 He's not some supernatural force, he's the chump who threw a party with his parents on vacation and the place got trashed. He just doesn't give a F because there will be no consequences.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 24, 2026 10:46 AM (w/O5Q)
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The Cat in the Hat is a lib fantasy. They have all the fun they want and miraculously everything is back into place at the end. Trust them. It will all work.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:50 AM (Fi81e)

271 97 >>That picture just screams, "I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM!"

Perferct
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2026 09:54 AM (X8xt3)

98 Olgachy!
Posted by: BernieGPT at July 24, 2026 09:55 AM (967/Q)

What is up with the spelling, here?

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 10:50 AM (faghi)

272 It's not necessarily the tolerance of a part but more the tolerance stack-up of an assembly. This part, bolted to this part, cantilevered over to this part, sliding in this journal, oh no we're now an inch off and the aileron is trying to dance into the clouds.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 10:50 AM (3uBP9)

273 Take the Apollo program, the physical spacecrafts were built using the Imperial system, the guidance and orbital flight systems used metric.

Again, if you are building a launch pad, you use the imperial system, if you are shooting rockets into space, from the launch pad, you are going to use the metric system.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 10:50 AM (XV/Pl)

274 Coke is measured in metric, pot is measured in imperial.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 24, 2026 10:51 AM (DZ9Lv)

275 265 Fahrenheit is the better scale for measuring air temperature. It’s got more units, meaning finer gradations, and is therefore more useful when one is deciding how to dress for the weather.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 10:51 AM (77rzZ)

276 245 take a 145 and put the 164 motor in and you have something wortwhile.
the volvos that transition from low rpm kompressor to hi rpm turbo are intriguing.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:51 AM (R11M+)

277 How many yards in a mile? Nobody knows.

1760. But I ran track.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 10:51 AM (rJhDk)

278 On birthright citizenship, Fordham scholar wants ‘repercussions’ for conservative views
——

Oh, is that how it works? OK. Non-scholars want you run through a wood chipper. This could be a lot of fun!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 10:51 AM (GbFT6)

279 What's next up from 1/2 inch? That's 4/8; so next is 5/8 or 9/16 (no one really does a 17/32 but it's there if you need it)

Metric; 10, 11, 12, 13 hur-dee-dur I can count the numbers
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 10:50 AM (3cUTc)
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I've used a x/64 drill bit before.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:51 AM (Fi81e)

280 238 And yet driving distances in Texas are measured in time.

that's because texas is astronomically large.

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 10:52 AM (v3pYe)

281
Saw "Exit 8" last night on Shudder.

It's billed as one of those "liminal horror" movies so popular with the kids right now, and I suppose it is in a way.

But, really it's more of a psychological puzzle that's an allegory for personal and social responsibility in engaging the real world as opposed to the online/game world and indirectly addresses the falling birthrate in Japan.

*Whew* Pretty heavy lifting for a 95 minute movie, but there are no lecture at all. It all told within the context of the story with almost no dialogue.

This is definitely a "dig my groove" movie. Excellent acting, directing, story but very very slow burning.
If you can catch its vibe, you'll enjoy "Exit 8" a lot.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 10:52 AM (iJfKG)

282 > Just how is the metric system more precise than the imperial system?
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Well, most all liquor in the US is sold by the liter or milliliter.

Whether this is because it's sold overseas or nets big liquor more money is debatable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (jehhT)

283 271 What is up with the spelling, here?

swish and *flick*!

Posted by: hermione at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (v3pYe)

284 never saw Napoleon with hair like that before. Wild.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (xcxpd)

285 238 And yet driving distances in Texas are measured in time.

that's because texas is astronomically large.
Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 10:52 AM (v3pYe)
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Texas is approximately 0.000132 light-years wide.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (FZ29D)

286 5/8" = 16 mm.

Posted by: Socket set trivia at July 24, 2026 10:54 AM (2Ez/1)

287 They used Metric in Apollo, and converted pilot displays into something they understood.

Feet per second, mph, and nautical miles for distance.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 10:54 AM (GbFT6)

288 I can’t imagine how much drill was required to manage that sword, avoid tripping over it at inopportune moment.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 10:54 AM (LHPAg)

289 What's next up from 1/2 inch? That's 4/8; so next is 5/8 or 9/16 (no one really does a 17/32 but it's there if you need it)


A measurement like 3 and 11.574/64" would make the metric crowd feel at home.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 10:54 AM (rJhDk)

290 Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 10:52 AM (iJfKG)

thanks for the Rec

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 10:54 AM (xcxpd)

291 What is up with the spelling, here?

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It's Bernie. Oligarchy rhymes with "hockey".

Oligockey

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:54 AM (Fi81e)

292 284 never saw Napoleon with hair like that before. Wild.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (xcxpd)

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"Harumph!"
-Abel Gance, having made the great Napoleon epic in 1927

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (RWrid)

293 288 I can’t imagine how much drill was required to manage that sword, avoid tripping over it at inopportune moment.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 10:54 AM (LHPAg)

it is an acquired skill. I never really mastered it, so I switched to handguns for EDC

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (xcxpd)

294 The fact that no one in congress has censured Jasmine Crockashit for the outlandish bullshit that comes out of her mouth tells me that we're not a serious country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)

295 292 284 never saw Napoleon with hair like that before. Wild.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (xcxpd)

=======

"Harumph!"
-Abel Gance, having made the great Napoleon epic in 1927
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (RWrid)

I thought 'Waterloo' was the great Napolean epic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (xcxpd)

296 Texas is approximately 0.000132 light-years wide.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (FZ29D)
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Need that in AUs.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (Fi81e)

297 No love for the India Pattern Musket or Brown Bess?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Jeez. 165 grains of bp. My .50 cal Hawken runs best on 70 to 90 grains.

According to Spearman in The British Gunner, the standard service charge for the Brown Bess was 6 drams (165 grains) of black powder, including the powder used for priming.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (oUopv)

298 It’s a non-issue, only brought up by people who have nothing better to do than rag on something they don’t really understand

Toilet seats up/down, CE vs AD, the Nineteenth Amendment.
Daylight Saving. Online indicators of A Slow News Day.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (zdLoL)

299 257 we used to call the quarter mile the 440yrd dash so...

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 10:56 AM (R11M+)

300 Celsius to fahrenheit is a needless conversion. It's about as useful as daylight savings time.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 10:56 AM (SwCxT)

301 America converted over to Metric a long, long time ago for most things.


I’ve never heard anyone say I weigh 60 kilograms or I’m a meter 78 tall. My house is measured in sq feet not meters. Water heaters are sold in gallon sizes. My shirt collar size is measured in inches not centimeters. TVs sizes are in inches. If I buy mulch I’m buying it in cubic yards. Tires sizes are inches. The list is endless.

Maybe officially the us is metric but normal every day life inside the us is lived in imperial.

Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 10:56 AM (GFRGc)

302 I bet the Texans were royally pissed off when Alaska became a state and took the “biggest state” title from them.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

303 295
I thought 'Waterloo' was the great Napolean epic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (xcxpd)

=======

Bondarchuck can't match the effect of the triptych effect at the end of Gance's magnum opus.

Bondarchuck's War and Peace > Bondarchuck's Waterloo

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 10:56 AM (RWrid)

304 294 The fact that no one in congress has censured Jasmine Crockashit for the outlandish bullshit that comes out of her mouth tells me that we're not a serious country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Tossed her out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:57 AM (RBKzD)

305 The only thing I don't like about the english system is f=ma. Weight to mass is just something people screw up and I have spent a lot of my life correcting other people's inertia calcs and their confusion over slugs and pound mass and g and all that. It's a new engineer issue. Youngins just don't take the time to care and think it just all works out magically.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 10:57 AM (3uBP9)

306 296 Texas is approximately 0.000132 light-years wide.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (FZ29D)
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Need that in AUs.
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (Fi81e)


6184 furlongs.

Posted by: AoSHQ FFF Maven at July 24, 2026 10:57 AM (3aLWR)

307 @287

>>Feet per second, mph, and nautical miles for distance.

Yes, because it's understandable at a human level, it's the reason why we made higher level computer languages that were human readable, because programming and visualizing at the fundamental level of the computer in 0's and 1's a tad difficult.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2026 10:57 AM (XV/Pl)

308 Police told not to arrest violent BLM rioters for fear it would "trigger" them, leaked document reveals

Leaked police memo warned officers to be wary of policing the BAME community during BLM riots for fear of risking community tensions.

According to a 2024 report by Lord Walney, the Government’s independent adviser on political violence and disruption, officers were “kicked to the ground” and pelted with bottles and other missiles.

However, during the riots, police were told to “be mindful of possible increased tensions when interacting with the BAME community”, and warned against arresting violent agitators.

Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (O7XEN)

309 294 The fact that no one in congress has censured Jasmine Crockashit for the outlandish bullshit that comes out of her mouth tells me that we're not a serious country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)

... and invite her to retort about freedom of speech? Let her rant.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (faghi)

310 Well, most all liquor in the US is sold by the liter or milliliter.

Whether this is because it's sold overseas or nets big liquor more money is debatable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


The best liquor is sold in mason jars.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (oUopv)

311
Tossed her out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 10:57 AM (RBKzD)



Voters did that. Congress needs to put her crap on record for the world to see historically in the hopes that shit like that never happens again.

I know, I know.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (2YhKe)

312 Coming in at the end of a thread to see where the conversation has gone is among the best things about this place.

Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (Ogd6l)

313 309 294 The fact that no one in congress has censured Jasmine Crockashit for the outlandish bullshit that comes out of her mouth tells me that we're not a serious country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)

... and invite her to retort about freedom of speech? Let her rant.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (faghi)

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Congress censuring its own members for saying stupid shit?

Who wouldn't be censured?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (RWrid)

314 Toilet seats up/down, CE vs AD, the Nineteenth Amendment.
Daylight Saving. Online indicators of A Slow News Day.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (zdLoL)

Internet working is the best indicator of a Slow News Day

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (Nyq9f)

315 238 And yet driving distances in Texas are measured in time.

that's because texas is astronomically large.
Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2026 10:52 AM (v3pYe)

It's 12 parsecs across, just like the Kessel Run.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Long Ago and Far Away at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (wVcYX)

316 Texas is approximately 0.000132 light-years wide.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (FZ29D)
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Need that in AUs.
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (Fi81e)
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Upon double-checking AI-generated math, I was off by a few decimal points...

It's more like Texas is 1.31 x 10^-10 light-years wide.

Or 8.32 x 10^-6 AUs

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (FZ29D)

317
The best liquor is sold in mason jars.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (oUopv)



And I'm almost out of the best I've ever had, and likely will never have again........

I haz sadz

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 10:59 AM (2YhKe)

318 How many stone does your fat ass weigh? Is that a metric stone?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (SwCxT)

319 spoons, cups, pints, quarts, gallons
inches, feet, yards, miles

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (RBKzD)

320 268, 269 half degrees are annoying but a thing. and i've got some sockets that are .5mm larger.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (R11M+)

321 "Fahrenheit works fine. Celsius works fine"

Fahrenheit is more accurate than celsius.


No, it's more precise, at least as it's used in single units.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (Riz8t)

322 Why we no longer use the term ‘BAME’ in government

In the summer of 2020, the Prime Minister appointed the Commission on Race and Ethnic Disparities to review the causes for race inequality in the UK. In its report, published on 31 March 2021, the Commission found that aggregate terms like ‘BAME’ (black, Asian and minority ethnic) were no longer helpful and should be dropped, advocating instead a focus on understanding disparities and outcomes for specific ethnic groups.

Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (O7XEN)

323
The fact that Napoleon remains the greatest hero of a country he killed and abandoned millions of young men tells you everything you need to know about France.

Great pic, CBD.















Posted by: Auspex at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (Y8DZL)

324 Texas is 8.57e-5 AUs wide at it's widest point.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (Fi81e)

325
Congress censuring its own members for saying stupid shit?

Who wouldn't be censured?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 24, 2026 10:58 AM (RWrid)



There's stupid shit, then there's her inflammatory, racially biased, riot inducing, country splitting, civil war starting over the top bullshit.

There IS a difference.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)

326 Rant ip

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:01 AM (oUopv)

327 My med records are all metric now. I'm 196cm (77.1 inches), and a bit under 100kg (220 lbs).

Posted by: From about That Time at July 24, 2026 11:01 AM (sl73Y)

328 *up

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 11:01 AM (oUopv)

329













Posted by: Auspex at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (Y8DZL)




Really nice of you to add that Mitch McConnell comment as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)

330 270 wifey and her twinnie are thing1 and thing2.

Posted by: cmeat at July 24, 2026 11:01 AM (R11M+)

331 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:02 AM (2YhKe)

332 296 Texas is approximately 0.000132 light-years wide.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 10:53 AM (FZ29D)
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Need that in AUs.
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (Fi81e)

6184 furlongs.
Posted by: AoSHQ FFF Maven at July 24, 2026 10:57 AM (3aLWR)

Or about 273,067 elephants.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Long Ago and Far Away at July 24, 2026 11:02 AM (wVcYX)

333 "Fahrenheit works fine. Celsius works fine"

Fahrenheit is more accurate than celsius.

No, it's more precise, at least as it's used in single units.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (Riz8t)
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F is also more oriented toward weather.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2026 11:02 AM (Fi81e)

334 I still like baking in ounces. I flip back and forth but I like the ounces to two decimal places. I don't see how halving or doubling 29.86 is any more or less easy than doing that to 676 grams

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 11:03 AM (Nyq9f)

335 There's stupid shit, then there's her inflammatory, racially biased, riot inducing, country splitting, civil war starting over the top bullshit.

There IS a difference.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 11:00 AM (2YhKe)

She's reading from a script. Just their latest minstrel show.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 11:04 AM (Nyq9f)

336 America converted over to Metric a long, long time ago for most things.

I think you mean America offshored manufacturing a long time ago, as anybody with a million wrenches and sockets at home can attest. The only metric thing in common usage that I can think of is a 2-liter bottle of Coke (which we all know is close enough to 1/126th of a hogshead).

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2026 11:06 AM (rJhDk)

337 And yet the height of a horse is measured in hands.

Posted by: Why not hooves? at July 24, 2026 11:09 AM (2Ez/1)

338 327 My med records are all metric now. I'm 196cm (77.1 inches), and a bit under 100kg (220 lbs).

Posted by: From about That Time
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I always ask, 'what is that in imperial measurement?'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:12 AM (RBKzD)

339 337 And yet the height of a horse is measured in hands.
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Not metric

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 11:13 AM (RBKzD)

340 293 288 I can’t imagine how much drill was required to manage that sword, avoid tripping over it at inopportune moment.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 10:54 AM (LHPAg)

it is an acquired skill. I never really mastered it, so I switched to handguns for EDC
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 24, 2026 10:55 AM (xcxpd)
True dat.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2026 11:18 AM (LHPAg)

341 Artcurial

On Wednesday, March 25th, 2026, at Artcurial’s Old Master & 19th Century Drawings auction, bidders will have the opportunity to compete for a drawing by Antoine-Jean Gros depicting General Bonaparte’s capture of the Bridge of Arcole on November 15th, 1796. The work is a preparatory study for the celebrated painting Bonaparte au pont d’Arcole, now in the collection of the Palace of Versailles.

This historic drawing was made on December 7th, 1796, in Milan, during a short posing session organised by Joséphine de Beauharnais. Baron Gros was 25 years old at the time, and Bonaparte was 27. Before returning to the front, Bonaparte agreed to spend a few minutes with this painter, who was as young and hungry for glory as he was. With a few strokes of his pencil, the artist captured the impetuous general's features with striking accuracy. All the romantic passion of the victorious military leader is wonderfully rendered in this drawing. The hero's face shows an unparalleled determination to win. Bonaparte's gaze is as striking as Gros's execution of the drawing, which confirms, with this work created well before Delacroix, his place as the founding father of French Romanticism.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 02:11 PM (NFX2v)

The Morning Report — 7/ 24 /26

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Good Morning kids.

With everything going on across the country and around the world today, and as you can see from the breadth and depth of the links this morning, there's a metric shit-ton of meshugas to deal with and unpack. Despite that this item just ticks me the hell off.

There Are No Ag ‘Jobs Americans Won’t Do’ If They Earn A Living Wage

It's not so much the meat of the essay itself which I agree with .. .


Whenever Republicans talk about immigration enforcement, amnesty supporters chant the same tired line: What about picking crops? What about meat processing? Those are necessary jobs that Americans simply refuse to do. That argument was used to justify dozens of House Republicans’ latest mass amnesty effort. Their proposal would give illegal alien agriculture workers a pathway to legal status through the H-2A program, even though they have broken multiple laws by being in the United States illegally and getting a job without a work permit. Their employer has also violated the law by hiring these illegals.

Indeed, so Psaki-Psircling back to that headline, it's this insane completely Commie Leftist garbage of a so-called "Living wage." What a person is paid is or at least in a sane world is merely a reflection of the value of the job or task performed as dictated by market forces such as the skills required to perform them and the availability or lack thereof of the people required to perform them in bringing a product or service to market at a price the public can afford and that an employer can afford to pay to have them performed to stay in business and still remain profitable.

But as the author of this piece points out or at least hints at, is that it's the employers who have over the past several decades willingly employed legal and illegal aliens in order to keep their costs down and in doing so have done untold damage to the labor market and with it the societal dissolution that came with it as we are living through now. Beyond agriculture, whole industries, especially steel and automobile manufacturing and many others were off-shored deliberately so that corporate America can reap mass profits at the expense of the American worker and citizen, cheap mass-produced consumer goods notwithstanding. Forgetting the price tag for a moment, if wages across the board had parity with the cost-of-living in general would we really be paying that much more in real dollars if goods were produced here in America with American workers? Of course we still have to factor in the greed of the essentially Democrat-aligned labor unions as well as the mafia-like extortion of federal, state and local governments and their odious regulatory regimes that make everything that much more expensive. Yes, some sane and minimal degree of responsibility on the part of business is a necessary evil, but in the past that was the purview of the courts as well as enforced by a sense of moral responsibility of business owners not to kill or otherwise poison their neighbors and customers.

Yes rounding up and deporting as many of the illegals as possible is to be applauded, but disincentivizing them from coming here in the first place begins with those who hire them in the first place. So this done forcefully and continually will have a salutary effect and is something we've been screaming about for years, so bravo to the President for this. Stiff fines and prison sentences will do the trick.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) acting Director Todd Lyons said in an interview Sunday that his agency will crack down on American companies hiring unauthorized workers. “Not only are we focused on those individuals that are, you know, working here illegally, we’re focused on these American companies that are actually exploiting these laborers,” Lyons said on CBS News’s “Face the Nation.”

“These people that came here for a better life. You know, either, you know, forced labor, child trafficking, you know, a lot of these work site cases — just isn’t a victimless crime of someone here working illegally,” he added. “And that’s why we’re going there with these criminal warrants to focus on these American businesses that are trying to make an extra dollar on the backs of these people that came here for a better life.”

Sadly we'll get just as much resistance from the GOP on this as we will from the Democrats, as is the gravamen of the aforementioned essay.

Pro-amnesty Republicans are allowing the agriculture industry to shut out American workers in favor of foreign migrants.

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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

3 Happy Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)

4 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 24, 2026 07:36 AM (53oGX)

5 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 07:36 AM (xrWSS)

6 Obama stiffed his plumber for 4 million dollars so the plumber had to shut down. The lesson here is, you lie down with the dogeater you will wake up fleeced.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:38 AM (MWfyi)

7 I'm still a thing.

Posted by: Adam Smith's invisible hand at July 24, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)

8 Thank you J.J.
May you and yours bask is the warm appreciation of your labors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

9


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"The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the livelong day.
The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them
At night or early in the morn --
The Eyes of Texas are upon you
Til Gabriel blows his horn."

Just a good thing for you people to always remember!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 07:40 AM (iJfKG)

10 "Why Are Dems Dodging Questions About The DSA’s Radical Platform?"

Why isn't the GOP exposing the DSA's radical platform? You don't have to answer that, we all know why..

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)

11 many long-term illegal immigrants do have cars, properties, and other assets that could be seized to defray their bills,

THIS, my friends is how Trump is going to reverse the damage of Cash-For-Klunkers in a hugely and beautiful way.

G-Wagons and BMW M8 Competition cars going for auction prices.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:41 AM (xE0sV)

12 fd

Sue to get paid. Repossess the Obama Monstrosity.

Dismantle, label blocks, reassembly on the NOK DMZ border as a guard tower.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

13 Ulp. The expected squall line is moving through here. Thunder getting closer. May be shut down if the broadband tower gets hit, like last month.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

14 Corporate America should understand that every act of cronyism purchases temporary protection at the expense of capitalism’s future.

Not when success is measured purely in YoY quarterly results.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:43 AM (nCgQz)

15 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Every morning when I wake up I lie in bed for a while and promise myself that I won't go for a walk today. Then I get up and go for a walk. My will is weak.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 07:44 AM (ExV1e)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 07:44 AM (2YhKe)

17 the employers who have over the past several decades willingly employed legal and illegal aliens in order to keep their costs down "

Willingly... or, you know, have to charge more. That'll work out well...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 07:44 AM (XuXeR)

18 Aren't there temporary visas for season farm labor? There used to be.

They were not illegal aliens.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 07:45 AM (qFwJc)

19 65,000 illegals back on the street thanks to activist federal judges.

So damn maddening.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 24, 2026 07:45 AM (J4Dwc)

20 *** Leaking Sensitive Info About Vance.
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A plane load of suspected ACRONYMS to Gitmo for an intense study session will elicit yuge amounts of so far secreted information regarding treachery toward this administration and the nation as a whole.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 07:45 AM (vC80E)

21 “These people that came here for a better life. You know, either, you know, forced labor, child trafficking, you know, a lot of these work site cases — just isn’t a victimless crime of someone here working illegally,” he added. “And that’s why we’re going there with these criminal warrants to focus on these American businesses that are trying to make an extra dollar on the backs of these people that came here for a better life.”


I'd really like to know the percentage of illegals here 'for a better life' as opposed to those just here for free shit and crime opportunity. I'm betting one vastly outweighs the other.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 07:45 AM (2YhKe)

22 Cloward and Piven believed poverty could be eliminated by replacing the existing system. Naturally, it had to be one they devised. Their strategy was to encourage every person legally eligible for welfare to rush down to the social services office and apply, overwhelming the system in hopes of triggering a fiscal and administrative crisis that would pressure America into accepting guaranteed national income.

Seems to me they missed the part that many people do NOT want the guaranteed national income.
Just like the 100 million or more that do NOT want the min federal wages.
They want (or need) more so they get the cert or degree. They come in early and stay late. They take that weekend shift.
Cloward and Piven assume that the 30 million poor will always be at the bottom. 56% of the bottom quintile workers move out of that within 10 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:46 AM (/+uur)

23 Municipal shelters being opened up here in north Israel. Our home's safe room is always at the ready.

שבת שלום ומבורך

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 07:46 AM (KR4PD)

24 Aren't there temporary visas for season farm labor? There used to be"

Si. The difference is that now so much of that Ag labor has been mechanized.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

25 ***There Are No Ag ‘Jobs Americans Won’t Do’ If They Earn A Living Wage
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People will jump off bridges if you pay them enough.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 07:47 AM (vC80E)

26 Pro-amnesty Republicans are allowing the agriculture industry to shut out American workers in favor of foreign migrants.

Same people that fought keep slaves in 1860s.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 07:49 AM (/+uur)

27 According to the report, a growing number of therapists now advise patients that cutting off parents or other close relatives is a legitimate form of self-care.

Translation: Therapists activists advise patients to further erode the fundamental social structure—the family and continue to chip away at the intergenerational Social Contract.

Marxism straight up.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:49 AM (nCgQz)

28 Slept late again, getting to be a bad habit.

Posted by: Sister Agatha at July 24, 2026 07:49 AM (JM9I6)

29 Sister Agatha

We will have nun of that, young lady.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

30 *People will jump off bridges if you pay them enough.*

Yeah? How much?

Posted by: Stoner living in his parent's basement at July 24, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

31 THIS, my friends is how Trump is going to reverse the damage of Cash-For-Klunkers in a hugely and beautiful way.

G-Wagons and BMW M8 Competition cars going for auction prices.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:41 AM (xE0sV)



One of the worst governmental programs ever. "Designed to help" sell cars, all it did was take quality used cars out of the market, priced existing used cars out of reach for MANY working class Americans and kept new car prices WELL out of reach for them as well.

Barack. A career out of f*cking those in the ass he was "hoped to change" for the better.

F*cking white guilt.......and fraud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 07:52 AM (2YhKe)

32 I'd really like to know the percentage of illegals here 'for a better life' as opposed to those just here for free shit and crime opportunity. I'm betting one vastly outweighs the other.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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A line of demarcation; Before Obama/After Obama.
Advertising in Central American newspapers, 'come on up for free stuff', changes the metric.




Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 07:53 AM (vC80E)

33 As long as the Democrats are invested in Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Marxism, men of all races will abandon them.

And why shouldn't men? Its the bedrock philosophy, hard-wired into women for raising a family.

Destroying the family and applying Toddler Ethics to the population at large is exactly how you end ordered civilization.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:53 AM (pUU4E)

34 The editor-in-chief of The Economist who interviewed Musk could not serve as a more perfect individual embodiment of the media. Completely, confidently clueless, totally and smugly contemptuous of Musk and anyone and everyone he represents, and mindlessly repeating received narratives without the slightest self-awareness. Musk was way too nice to her.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 07:54 AM (INQN/)

35 Nun puns are holy unsatisfactory.

Posted by: Uh, oh... at July 24, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)

36 One of the worst governmental programs ever"

But man, did it sound good in the dorm room. Especially after some weed...

/our betters

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)

37 According to the report, a growing number of therapists now advise patients that cutting off parents or other close relatives is a legitimate form of self-care.

Translation: Therapists activists advise patients to further erode the fundamental social structure—the family and continue to chip away at the intergenerational Social Contract.

Marxism straight up.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:49 AM (nCgQz)
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This is also what cults do.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 07:55 AM (FZ29D)

38 Municipal shelters being opened up here in north Israel. Our home's safe room is always at the ready.

שבת שלום ומבורך
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 07:46 AM (KR4PD)



Godspeed, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 07:55 AM (2YhKe)

39 House Democrats Watch Their Campaign Arm Burn Cash on Lost Causes

Hold my beer. -- Senate Republicans

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

40 But man, did it sound good in the dorm room. Especially after some weed...

/our betters
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)



*cuts to basement round table meetings in 'That 70's Show.'*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 07:56 AM (2YhKe)

41 Uh, oh...

Fly Away, Sister Bertrille.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

42 House Democrats Watch Their Campaign Arm Burn Cash"

Fairfax and Loudoun counties smile...

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

43 ---
This is also what cults do.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 07:55 AM (FZ29D)



Inshalla.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 07:57 AM (2YhKe)

44 39 House Democrats Watch Their Campaign Arm Burn Cash on Lost Causes

Hold my beer. -- Senate Republicans
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

I get whiplash hearing about how the democrats are squandering cash and in dire fund-raising straights one day and how they're rolling in contributions and set to outspend Republicans by gads the next day. This has been going on for decades.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 07:58 AM (INQN/)

45 BTW, anyone have that CNN chick's number?

...asking for a friend.

Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 07:58 AM (XuXeR)

46 "Does Iran Really Want a Nuclear Bomb?"

Let's give 'em one.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:59 AM (MWfyi)

47 Fairfax County motto:
"More dollars than sense."

Posted by: How many helicopters does your police department have? at July 24, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

48 >>> many long-term illegal immigrants do have cars, properties, and other assets that could be seized to defray their bills,
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Ain't gonna happen. The one's that don't pay their bills live in San Francisco.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 07:59 AM (vC80E)

49 As the race to deploy more powerful models accelerates, so do the risks regulators and developers may not fully control.

In yesterday's news: Polls show that the vast majority want to socialize the AI industry with hopes to rake off the profits for underwriting their pet projects.

Which is either the biggest Pump & Dump investors are trying to stimulate because they believe that their AI investments (over $2T so far) are in trouble...

Or China knows that socializing American AI is the equivalent of sterilizing it and turning it into some freak show of reckless destruction. The virtual Trannification of Tech.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 08:00 AM (pUU4E)

50 I get whiplash hearing about how the democrats are squandering cash and in dire fund-raising straights one day and how they're rolling in contributions and set to outspend Republicans by gads the next day. This has been going on for decades.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 07:58 AM (INQN/)



Pedo O'Rourke had the largest war-chest in the history of ever and lost.

Where'd all that money go?

Talafreako is out-raising Paxton 4 to 1 or some shit........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:00 AM (2YhKe)

51
Pro-amnesty Republicans are allowing the agriculture industry to shut out American workers in favor of foreign migrants.”

This is thr core of the split in Texas between MAGA conservatives and the GOP-e, chamber of commerce, Bush family Republicans. They love their illegal immigrsnt labor because it profits them greatly and they don’t want it shut off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 08:01 AM (T2w7I)

52 38 Municipal shelters being opened up here in north Israel. Our home's safe room is always at the ready.

שבת שלום ומבורך
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 07:46 AM (KR4PD)
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Be safe, let us know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:01 AM (vC80E)

53 "Where'd all that money go?"

It's a write off, Jerry.

Posted by: Kramer at July 24, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)

54 I'm for going after Iran and taking out everything that flys or floats

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 08:02 AM (xrWSS)

55 The editor-in-chief of The Economist who interviewed Musk could not serve as a more perfect individual embodiment of the media. Completely, confidently clueless, totally and smugly contemptuous of Musk and anyone and everyone he represents, and mindlessly repeating received narratives without the slightest self-awareness. Musk was way too nice to her.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 07:54 AM (INQN/)


I saw a clip where she asked him about his extreme, ultra right wing, neo-Nazi, extreme views (she likes extreme) and support for devils like Rupert Lowe. He said that normal people want secure borders, safe cities, and moderate government spending. She said... well, that's all fine... and I'm like - that's Rupert Lowe's fucking agenda, same as Trump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:02 AM (ExV1e)

56 "Does Iran Really Want a Nuclear Bomb?"

Let's give 'em one.


Call it a cost saving maneuver. Instead of sending them to Pantex Plant in Amarillo for decommissioning, spread them around Tehran for rapid decommissioning.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 08:02 AM (pUU4E)

57 >>>Which is either the biggest Pump & Dump investors are trying to stimulate because they believe that their AI investments (over $2T so far) are in trouble...

Or China knows that socializing American AI is the equivalent of sterilizing it and turning it into some freak show of reckless destruction. The virtual Trannification of Tech.

Posted by: Community Notes
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Door #2.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:03 AM (vC80E)

58 Good morning Horde thx JJ, happy Friday to all.
The plumbing contractor at the Obama Abomination got stiffed to the extent of $4 m. The story is being ignored by the propaganda ministries. I wonder if they will ignore the stiffing of minority contractors?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 08:03 AM (NemxU)

59 Hillary raised over a $ billion. But, of course, she siphoned-off 10-20%.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 08:03 AM (qFwJc)

60 Good morning, one and all. I called out today on account of having been up really late last night due to dog-related emergency that required a trip to the urgent care vet.

As for the term "living wage" I mock that as much as I mock "fair share" because no one ever wants to give a concrete example of either.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 24, 2026 08:04 AM (/k3in)

61 Farmers don't like the legal system. There are rules on housing and dealing with labor issues. Illegals can be turned over to ICE if they get uppity. Farmers have been bitching about guest workers since the Eisenhower administration.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2026 08:04 AM (bkuEU)

62 I get whiplash hearing about how the democrats are squandering cash and in dire fund-raising straights one day and how they're rolling in contributions and set to outspend Republicans by gads the next day. This has been going on for decades.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 07:58 AM (INQN/)


The difference is that now The Democrats are squandering cash and in dire fund-raising straights while specific Democrats, who aren't going to win, are rolling in contributions and set to outspend their opponents.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

63 Put a nuke in Pickaxe mountain after digging a big hole with conventional bombs. Then ask if they want another one.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 08:05 AM (MWfyi)

64 "The plumbing contractor at the Obama Abomination got stiffed to the extent of $4 m. The story is being ignored by the propaganda ministries. I wonder if they will ignore the stiffing of minority contractors?
Posted by: Smell the Glove "

He had to shut his business down. 30 jobs lost.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 08:06 AM (MWfyi)

65 BTW, anyone have that CNN chick's number?

...asking for a friend.
Posted by: man at July 24, 2026 07:58 AM (XuXeR)


Just remember, when you sleep with her you also sleep with all the guys she's slept with. And she's gone from I was on the app for 30 minutes to 5 hours to a couple days to I've banged 4 guys this month. She's working her way up to an assembly line.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

66 This is thr core of the split in Texas between MAGA conservatives and the GOP-e, chamber of commerce, Bush family Republicans. They love their illegal immigrsnt labor because it profits them greatly and they don’t want it shut off.

They are devoted to the political strategery of "Concentrated benefits and dispersed costs"

They worship Mancur Olson as a god.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 08:07 AM (pawvM)

67 58 Good morning Horde thx JJ, happy Friday to all.
The plumbing contractor at the Obama Abomination got stiffed to the extent of $4 m. The story is being ignored by the propaganda ministries. I wonder if they will ignore the stiffing of minority contractors?

Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Thought donors for the construction of presidential libraries put the money up front. What contractor is going to spend $4 million of his company money on the come?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:07 AM (vC80E)

68 The plumbing contractor at the Obama Abomination got stiffed to the extent of $4 m. The story is being ignored by the propaganda ministries. I wonder if they will ignore the stiffing of minority contractors?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 08:03 AM (NemxU)
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It would be kind of funny if the next time BHO needs a plumber to fix a leaky faucet at his house either no one will take the job or they'll tack on a $4 million surcharge...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 08:07 AM (FZ29D)

69 I think the Republicans will hold both houses but I always say 'of course they could screw it up "
And then some Republicans come out in favor of amnesty. The Republicans could screw up a wet dream

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 08:07 AM (NemxU)

70 Good morning Horde thx JJ, happy Friday to all.
The plumbing contractor at the Obama Abomination got stiffed to the extent of $4 m. The story is being ignored by the propaganda ministries. I wonder if they will ignore the stiffing of minority contractors?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 08:03 AM (NemxU)



I'm trying real hard to feel bad for them, but I'm betting they ALL voted for that fraud and they're learning who he is good and hard.

Lord, please forgive me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:07 AM (2YhKe)

71 I think the Republicans will hold both houses but I always say 'of course they could screw it up "
And then some Republicans come out in favor of amnesty. The Republicans could screw up a wet dream
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 08:07 AM (NemxU)



But pandering works sooooooo good for the Democrats.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:08 AM (2YhKe)

72 "I'm trying real hard to feel bad for them, but I'm betting they ALL voted for that fraud and they're learning who he is good and hard."

See my comment #6.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 08:08 AM (MWfyi)

73 "He had to shut his business down. 30 jobs lost."


Learn to code.

Posted by: Trust fund kid at July 24, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

74 Here’s a little optimism: The Dem names currently out there for 28 are Kamala, Buttgig, AOC, and Newsom. Every single one of them is legitimately stupid with very little electoral appeal. The repub nominee will have a very good chance of winning…. Oh it’s not ironclad guaranteed because of cheating and many truly dumb voters. But still a positive thought

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 08:09 AM (TqDYN)

75 Arresting the illegals without going after the companies that hire them is like shoveling water uphill.

Of all the criticism of Trump, the one that lands true is his coddling of business.
Given his generation and background, I can understand his aversion to punishing corporations.

But the reality is, these massive entities are not only destroying our country with their practices, they are funding the enemies of freedom (the Dems) while doing so.

There is no long-term downside to gutting Cargil, Tyson, Sysco, et al.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 08:10 AM (3cUTc)

76 Jobs Americans won't do? Are illegals taking over the coal mining industry?

Posted by: windbag at July 24, 2026 08:10 AM (QBuyb)

77 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: Greenpeace at July 24, 2026 08:10 AM (JvZF+)

78 The greed of politicians makes money given them at risk for going into their pockets, rather than go to elections. On both sides of the aisle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

79 And then some Republicans come out in favor of amnesty.

Conveniently after the primaries. Which is why members of Congress should be fitted with agonizers which can be triggered by any citizen for a small fee.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

80 Just got an email.

The NFL preseason is 20 days away!!!!

Where you can pay full price for tickets and parking to watch a bunch of scabs stink up a field in an effort to make the special teams or practice squads while you drink $14 beers.

FOAD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (2YhKe)

81 Is Thune that stupid or is he that treacherous? Is it the power of "and" here? Hard to comprehend the level of political obtuseness required to openly obstruct the Save Act.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (INQN/)

82 "Kamala, Buttgig, AOC, and Newsom."

That's the best they can come up with. Says something, don't it?

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (MWfyi)

83 Here’s a little optimism: The Dem names currently out there for 28 are Kamala, Buttgig, AOC, and Newsom. Every single one of them is legitimately stupid with very little electoral appeal.
++++
Bill Clinton came out of nowhere.

Posted by: Rhyming history at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

84
See my comment #6.
Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 08:08 AM (MWfyi)



Nicely done, sir....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (2YhKe)

85 The New York mayor finally admits that his long-running threat to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu is a nonstarter—but did he actually believe that he could?

NYC is entirely too full of itself. Much like DC, it either needs to be broken apart back into separate, independent boroughs and the media, political and professional headquarters installed there scattered to the winds.

There is no reason that the mayor of NYC should have any more national attention than the mayor of New Orleans or Scranton.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (qRla/)

86 Here’s a little optimism: The Dem names currently out there for 28 are Kamala, Buttgig, AOC, and Newsom. Every single one of them is legitimately stupid with very little electoral appeal. The repub nominee will have a very good chance of winning…. Oh it’s not ironclad guaranteed because of cheating and many truly dumb voters. But still a positive thought
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 08:09 AM (TqDYN)


I dunno. Every time AOC gets mentioned at least a dozen guys here will go slack jawed and start droning on about her tits.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

87 It would be kind of funny if the next time BHO needs a plumber to fix a leaky faucet at his house either no one will take the job or they'll tack on a $4 million surcharge...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 08:07 AM (FZ29D)



Or, at least a $150,000 security deposit prior to initial inspection.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:13 AM (2YhKe)

88 Trump May Order ‘Massive Attack’ on Iran ‘Bigger Than Ever Before’ as U.S. Weighs Next Move
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How about talking them to death?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 08:13 AM (JvZF+)

89 I dunno. Every time AOC gets mentioned at least a dozen guys here will go slack jawed and start droning on about her tits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:12 AM

So it's a boob thread?

Posted by: Just got here at July 24, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

90 South Korea’s Crackdown on U.S. Companies Threatens South Koreans’ Access to Advanced Technology

Isn't that sort of reversed?

Who makes all the DRAM, the SSDs, most appliances, most advanced phones, the highest tech cars (e.g. Genesis) KR or US?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 08:14 AM (9Hs2w)

91 And also in the news, Shiloh Hendrix was found guilty of disturbing the peace for invoking the Wakandan Holy Word against a Somalian child molester.

This being me, when I read "Shiloh was asked if she wanted to make a statement" and I knew the perfect thing she could have said.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 24, 2026 08:14 AM (/k3in)

92
I dunno. Every time AOC gets mentioned at least a dozen guys here will go slack jawed and start droning on about her tits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)



I mean, there's like 4 guys patiently waiting for her to be forced to start an OnlyFans channel to survive...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:14 AM (2YhKe)

93 I used to have a different nic

Anyone that does that tells us they have not made a comprehensive study of the breast / personality conundrum.
Hint: Personality for the win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

94 So it's a boob thread?
Posted by: Just got here at July 24, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)


By definition, all threads are boob threads.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:15 AM (ExV1e)

95 I'd imagine there's no need to re-litigate the issues surrounding "seasonal migrant workers." Unless the laws or policies have been changed those migrants were permitted here to "pick crops" for a specificized period of time. Then they had to return home.

If the laws and policies are still there, enforce them. I think that's exactly what the administration's doing. The left's trying to justify them being ignored.

They're lawless little shits.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 08:15 AM (jehhT)

96 Actress Ronne Troup was signed and set to play Sister Bertrille in The Flying Nun, until ABC finally convinced Sally Field to agree to play the role.

Posted by: Carlos Ramirez at July 24, 2026 08:15 AM (JM9I6)

97
There is no reason that the mayor of NYC should have any more national attention than the mayor of New Orleans or Scranton.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (qRla/)



*waves*

*shits jizz*

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 24, 2026 08:16 AM (2YhKe)

98
By definition, all threads are boob threads.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:15 AM (ExV1e)



All threads follow the guidelines:

1. Topic at hand
2. Boobs
3. Guns
4. Puns
5. Movies

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:18 AM (2YhKe)

99 While the little DSA monsters are all cheering how they're winning all these races, they're not talking about how their candidates get stomped in purple districts, like in AZ.
Something like a 25 point loss.

But they're winning in deep blue seats!!
LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2026 08:18 AM (3cUTc)

100 Trump May Order ‘Massive Attack’ on Iran ‘Bigger Than Ever Before’ as U.S. Weighs Next Move
How about talking them to death?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 08:13 AM (JvZF+)

When you have to bomb, bomb. Don't talk. President Trump needs to shut his taco bowl hole and get to work.

Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Ramirez Maria at July 24, 2026 08:18 AM (ftsic)

101 " a comprehensive study of the breast / personality conundrum."

You mean the hot/crazy matrix?

https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg

Posted by: Provided as a public service at July 24, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)

102 Martini Farmer

The US is poised to make good farmland much more productive with bio-engineered plants, laser week-killers, and mechanized harvest robots.

Ranching is currently outside that capital-intensive loop.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

103 There is no reason that the mayor of NYC should have any more national attention than the mayor of New Orleans or Scranton.

Other than the fact that NYC is larger in population than 30 other states, has a GDP larger than 45 other states, and collects more tax revenue than 38 other states.

No factor, right?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 08:19 AM (9Hs2w)

104 Do you really lose anything of value if your leftist relatives cut you off?

(shakes magic 8-ball)

My reply is no.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2026 08:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

105 =====

How about talking them to death?

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Starvation is a great motivator.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:21 AM (vC80E)

106 Is Thune that stupid or is he that treacherous? Is it the power of "and" here? Hard to comprehend the level of political obtuseness required to openly obstruct the Save Act.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (INQN/)


I keep repeating that the majority GOP stance now is to wait Trump out, even if opposing him means that a few 'good' people have to be sacrificed.

Once Trump is out of office, who is going to champion the SAVE act with his energy? Vance? Rubio? RFK?

Trump is sui generis. MAGA may live on as a movement after his presidency, but I predict that it will be a wan shadow of itself. The right-leaning electorate simply does not have the stomach for the utter defenestration of the party that needs to occur. The GOP has been running on a 'business as usual' platform since Dewey; they're not going to change now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:21 AM (qRla/)

107
No factor, right?

Posted by: Community Notes
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None at all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:22 AM (vC80E)

108 Republicans wouldn't elect AOC because of her tits. They're still stuck on Lauren Boebert.
Now if Sophie Cunningham ran as a Republican...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 08:22 AM (NemxU)

109 Singing nun >>>>> Flying nun.

Posted by: Dominique at July 24, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

110 Trump’s made a big threat again (one power plant a day or something like that) and I’m gonna be pretty annoyed if he doesn’t follow through…. The old Nike slogan: Just Do It

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 08:22 AM (ugElV)

111 "Former CNN Star Reduced To Posting Risqué Photos, Blogging About Sex Life"

So, still a whore.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 08:23 AM (MWfyi)

112 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Good analysis. It really is up to us.

I hope you are feeling better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

113 Elon did an interview with the editor of The Economist yesterday that was very interesting and kind of highlights where we are today. For those of you who aren't familiar with it The Economist is a British magazine with typically liberal politics.

She went after him on all the issues we would expect, claiming he killed people with DOGE cuts to USAID, called him far right and said people hate him.

Elon countered very calmly by saying he is not even on the right, he's a centrist, but people on the left like her have gone so far left they claim everyone who doesn't agree with them is far right. He told her he didn't DOGE didn't kill anyone and USAID was a political organization, all his team did was identify areas of waste and all decisions were made by the administration and aid services were still be administered by State as appropriate. He also told her she had no idea how many people hate her and the media.

Kind of sums up where we are. The Overton Window moves both directions. That needs to be considered in looking at the political future.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:23 AM (viF8m)

114 Any Judge that does not obey the law should be kicked off the bench. If someone is here illegally they should be booted out of the country. That is the law, not a suggestion.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2026 08:23 AM (bqIVz)

115 AOC begs state governments to cause a recession and job losses, to beat Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yv3svdmk

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 08:24 AM (punzO)

116
88 Trump May Order ‘Massive Attack’ on Iran ‘Bigger Than Ever Before’ as U.S. Weighs Next Move
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How about talking them to death?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 08:13 AM (JvZF+)

Time for more Teddy Roosevelt; a lot less talk, much bigger sticks. A bit ironic is that the Iranians are now forcing the US to Go Big whether we really want to or not.

As JJ’s link said, we have only two choices left - Forever War at this level, or go really big and end it that way.

“Negotiation” is only a fantasy choice now. (And that’s all it ever was)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 08:24 AM (T2w7I)

117 "...poised to make good farmland much more productive with bio-engineered plants, laser week-killers, and mechanized harvest robots."


It's got electrolytes. Plants love it.

Posted by: Brawndo at July 24, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

118 Other than the fact that NYC is larger in population than 30 other states, has a GDP larger than 45 other states, and collects more tax revenue than 38 other states.

No factor, right?


Make it a state, then, and elevate its mayor to gubernatorial status. The opinions and actions of one city's mayor take up entirely too much attention.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:25 AM (qRla/)

119 109 Singing nun >>>>> Flying nun.
Posted by: Dominique

Dominique went to her head, resigned, lesbian, suicide. Sad.

Posted by: Do NUNS Get Defrocked, Or Only Priests? at July 24, 2026 08:25 AM (JM9I6)

120 Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Ramirez Maria

Here is an alternative idea on why Trump talks:

He threatens, and our Intelligence agencies carefully look at what changes. For example, a truck leaving Pickaxe Mountain now can be followed to discover a new site.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

121 No cheat, no Democrat win.
Look at last year's map.
Look at year before map.
Look at most of the maps.
Intensive blue votes in extreme blue areas where cheating is know to be order of the day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:25 AM (vC80E)

122 Rochester NY announced a ban of late night gatherings of 10 or more after a shooting left 8 wounded including one yute of 12. There were already protests last night. Add that to the Milwaukee shooting and the fun appears to be underway

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 08:26 AM (NemxU)

123 As JJ’s link said, we have only two choices left - Forever War at this level, or go really big and end it that way.

Or the certain outcome: Immediately following Jan 20, 2029 The US surrenders to Iran in the same way the US surrendered to the Afghanistan Taliban.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 08:27 AM (BvPIe)

124 He also told her she had no idea how many people hate her and the media.

As I have said elsewhere, I am at the point that when I read about a journalist getting killed my first reaction is "What did they do to deserve it?"

Posted by: NR Pax at July 24, 2026 08:27 AM (/k3in)

125 Rochester NY

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The city is a total sh*tshow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 08:28 AM (JvZF+)

126 AOC begs state governments to cause a recession and job losses, to beat Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yv3svdmk
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 08:24 AM (punzO)



The last meme is perfect. She's the next generation's Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:28 AM (2YhKe)

127
On the topic of a "living wage", I am thoroughly sick and tired of hearing the dead weight do-nothing Bernie Sanders bloviate about it and countless other economic topics about which he knows nothing, much less has any practical experience in them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 08:28 AM (s9VOe)

128 "Kamala, Buttgig, AOC, and Newsom."

That's the best they can come up with. Says something, don't it?
Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (MWfyi)


I still think The New Bill Clinton will come.

Probably, after November's election.

Not sure who it will be. Someone mostly unknown or barely known. Probably, from the South or Midwest. Likely to be a white or black male. His(her) views will not be known, so he(she) can be labeled "a new way", which will be the same way as everybody else but said(disguised) with centrist words.

Actually, Walz, if he wasn't such a corrupt, stupid, hapless goofball and hadn't run with Harris, would pretty much fit the bill, He even has the "sassy, smart" "partner" that Dims love so much.

Someone like that though.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 08:28 AM (iJfKG)

129 Automating all harvesting is going to be a tall order. I'm sure many will try it. But... by removing the migrants from the equation it certainly puts an emphasis on moving that process along.

Until then, there's not much motivation to get it done when a cheap alternative is readily available.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 08:28 AM (jehhT)

130 Today Is National Tequila Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

131 "I still think The New Bill Clinton will come."

Phrasing?

Posted by: The Blue Dress at July 24, 2026 08:29 AM (MWfyi)

132 Starvation is a great motivator.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:21 AM (vC80E)

Not as great as we’d wish. 90% of North Koreans have lived at starvation levels for decades, and the 10% who run the system don’t care. 90% of Cuba is starving right now, but they’re too weak and sick to overthrow anything.

A government that hates its own people doesn’t care about starvation - it often makes them stronger, as they use food to reward their supporters. (Just like Stalin did)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 08:30 AM (T2w7I)

133 Trump is sui generis. MAGA may live on as a movement after his presidency, but I predict that it will be a wan shadow of itself. The right-leaning electorate simply does not have the stomach for the utter defenestration of the party that needs to occur. The GOP has been running on a 'business as usual' platform since Dewey; they're not going to change now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:21 AM (qRla/)

I agree on the sui generis part. But not so sure about the aftermath. Trump has unleashed something beyond any one man. What happens post-Trump is rich with possibilities that we cannot see yet. Expect the unexpected.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2026 08:30 AM (INQN/)

134 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Good analysis. It really is up to us.

I hope you are feeling better.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)


**shrugs**

Thanks, but it's no real analysis, just a reflection of my own cynicism and depression. I'm just an asshole commenter on a Smart Military Blog; JJ or CBD are the men for true, incisive analysis.

As for me personally, the cold has more or less broken. It doesn't hurt to swallow anymore, but my right ear is still blocked and I still have a lot of mucus rattling around in my chest. I'm trying to edit my novel, but I find myself so obsessive about it now that I'm nearly paralyzed by word choices and find myself rewriting sentences half a dozen times before going back to the original.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)

135 Is tonight Power Plant Eve or Bridge Eve?
I want to decorate appropriately.

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 24, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

136 >>>He threatens, and our Intelligence agencies carefully look at what changes. For example, a truck leaving Pickaxe Mountain now can be followed to discover a new site.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Aye, that's why the bombing was one week on and one week off.
Watch them scurry about.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:30 AM (vC80E)

137 Over the last month or so, I’ve had the opportunity to sleep with four different men

"That's my girl! I'm so proud of her!" No parent ever.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 24, 2026 08:31 AM (/k3in)

138 There is no reason that the mayor of NYC should have any more national attention than the mayor of New Orleans or Scranton.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (qRla/)
----------------
Except to say the city has a larger budget than all but six state governments, according to Grok. Only Texas, California, Florida, Pennsylvania, Illinois, and New York State spend more than NYC.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 08:31 AM (zOVA2)

139
Rochester NY announced a ban of late night gatherings of 10 or more after a shooting left 8 wounded including one yute of 12. There were already protests last night.


You can't expect the yutes to allow Midnight Basketball go the way of the Dodo, can you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2026 08:31 AM (s9VOe)

140 Colorado Dem Running for Congress as 'Friend' of Ranchers Urged Meat Producers To 'Transition' to Plants To Fight Climate Change

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https://tinyurl.com/4vkmx5n5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)

141
Today Is National Tequila Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)



In the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave-

Every day is National Tequila Day!

*takes shot*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 08:32 AM (iJfKG)

142 Eve Plumb, or Fake Jan?

Posted by: Or Both? at July 24, 2026 08:32 AM (JM9I6)

143 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

144 Over the last month or so, I’ve had the opportunity to sleep with four different men

"That's my girl! I'm so proud of her!" No parent ever.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 24, 2026 08:31 AM (/k3in)



Sad thing is, there ARE parents, or at minimum, mothers that celebrate that shit......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:32 AM (2YhKe)

145 There is no reason that the mayor of NYC should have any more national attention than the mayor of New Orleans or Scranton.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:11 AM (qRla/)
~~~~~

Population of my hometown: ~ 5,000
Population of New York City: ~ 8,300,000

NYC alone accounts for about 2.4% of the total population of the US. Plus it is, for the time being at least, the financial capital of the world.

We don't have to like it, but there it is.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 24, 2026 08:32 AM (3ImbR)

146 We’ve seen the results of the financialization in the midwest. The loss of thousands and thousands of factories due to “globalization”. When you hear “250 laid off” keep in mind those are direct numbers, there are thousands more indirectly affected all over the country.

Our local meatpacket was Rath. Maybe you remember them. Rath hams and Bacon and such. Not a great place to work maybe, but people - Americans - were able to afford a car, buy a house, raise a family on their wages.

By the 1990s it was long gone, replaced by $9 an hour more or less slave labor illegals living 25 to an apartment.

“Democrats are the party of the working man” is a huge load of bullshit. This happened on their watch. Not that Republicans were much better.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 08:32 AM (E4+QS)

147 Liberty is perpetuum. It outlasts any single person. It’s part of the soul. From the Latin, libertatum, meaning civil or political freedom, condition of a free man; absence or restraint or permission.

That’s not the platform or marker of a political party. It’s part of our essence and who we are.

That won’t be extinguished by anyone or any political ideal. God put that on us, and no person will take it away.

MAGA simply encompasses that ideal, and that’s demonstrably true. It’s fairly clear to see almost all of its aims and goals are centered on liberty, and those who oppose it are not.

Liberty has long outlasted the alternatives, and every so often we have to hoist the black flag to protect it- and we will.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 24, 2026 08:33 AM (K+75H)

148 Posted by: Do NUNS Get Defrocked, Or Only Priests? at July 24, 2026 08:25 AM (JM9I6)

In the RCC, a nun can be 'laicized,' meaning to be stripped of their vows and returned to the lay state. Orthodox churches can do the same thing to nuns, though they tend to call it 'defrocking.'

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:33 AM (qRla/)

149 Orthodox churches can do the same thing to nuns, though they tend to call it 'defrocking.'
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:33 AM (qRla/)



Wasn't that a Tesla song?

Don't defrock me, don't DEfrock ME!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:34 AM (2YhKe)

150 >Orthodox churches can do the same thing to nuns, though they tend to call it 'defrocking.'


Holy unsustainable.

Posted by: Nunz punz? at July 24, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

151 Automating all harvesting is going to be a tall order. I'm sure many will try it. But... by removing the migrants from the equation it certainly puts an emphasis on moving that process along.

Until then, there's not much motivation to get it done when a cheap alternative is readily available.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 08:28 AM (jehhT)

This brings us back to the topic of artificial silicone gripping fingers from a few weeks ago….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 08:35 AM (26GAh)

152 127
On the topic of a "living wage", I am thoroughly sick and tired of hearing the dead weight do-nothing Bernie Sanders
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Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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Stop listening to him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:35 AM (vC80E)

153 >>As I have said elsewhere, I am at the point that when I read about a journalist getting killed my first reaction is "What did they do to deserve it?"

We hear daily, often from our own side, have awful and extreme our side is while downplaying at best how bug fuck nuts the left has become.

Just yesterday we had a liberal sports writers slamming Caitlin Collins and her defenders for killing Emmett Till for the crime of defending against black lesbian attackers. That's today's Democrat Party and it's getting increasingly selective.

We are becoming the Big Tent Party by default because unless you support black racism, trannies, open borders, crime, fraud, etc. you are now far right.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:35 AM (viF8m)

154 ‘Republicans’ Worst Nightmare’ is Apparently a Socialist Man Who Thinks He’s a Woman

That's not a joke - that's true...although replace thinks with play-acts as, b/c those are the smart predators who get access to women where they are vulnerable...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 24, 2026 08:36 AM (tOcjL)

155 I bet lots of horde members have a pair of Vise-Grips in their tool box or a drawer somewhere. Petersen or something like that - DeWitt Nebraska. Not a huge town, at one time it was the largest employer.

That’s all gone now. But, I bet they have Methamphetamine and illegal aliens, tax base dried up, shitty roads, and a dollar general.

This is why you got Trump. Can Democrats figure this out, or do they care? Fucked up big cities, dystopian countryside. What’s next?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 08:36 AM (E4+QS)

156 Former CNN Star Reduced To Posting Risqué Photos, Blogging About Sex Life

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Harvard Touts ‘Counter-Zionist’ Professor, Palestinian Liberation Erotic Poetry Journal as Evidence of Progress Against Jew-Hate

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Pron ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)

157 "Judges across the country have ordered the release of 65,000 detainees from federal immigration custody, revealing the extent of a massive operation to undermine the Trump administration’s crackdown on illegal immigration."

This should be one of the biggest motivators to get out the vote. We need to replace judges and confirm judges. We will be at neutered if we don't win the majority in the Senate in 2026 and win the White House in 2028.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

158 I fully intend to go out with a bang, not a wimple.

Posted by: Ex-CNN Reporterette at July 24, 2026 08:37 AM (JM9I6)

159 There Are No Ag ‘Jobs Americans Won’t Do’ If They Earn A Living Wage

I looked up the stats a while back and there are only 1M farm hand jobs in the US.

So if the argument is we need 40M illegals to do 1M jobs well...that's a stupid argument.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:38 AM (sKqQm)

160 That ex-CNN lady… just sad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 08:38 AM (26GAh)

161 Colorado Dem Running for Congress as 'Friend' of Ranchers Urged Meat Producers To 'Transition' to Plants To Fight Climate Change

That is someone who knows absolutely nothing about Colorado, or intends to destroy Colorado's agriculture economy.

CO farms and ranches make up 29.2 million acres, of that classic row crops are approximately 5 million.

Most of CO's land and climate is incompatible with growing crops but excels at herding and pastureland. The state's natural comparative advantage is livestock—particularly cattle, sheep and dairy feed production.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 08:38 AM (xE0sV)

162 >>>Option A: The Iranian regime is toppled, its leaders killed or forced to flee, and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) is completely dismantled.

Option A is ground war. Who is sending their own kids? Bueller?

It's a false option, and the article is a stinking pile of ground war, false dilemma, propaganda garbage.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 08:38 AM (dK+Kv)

163 The terms "affordability" and "living wage" are feelings- based terms, not fact-based. It's symptomatic of living in an increasingly feminized society where feelings matter more than facts.

Posted by: The More You Know at July 24, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)

164 Anyway. . .

Currently it is 66 and sunny here at Stately Poppins Manor. I'm just cruising through the thread with a hot cup of Ty-Phoo tea, psyching myself up to get back to work on my novel.

I had a missed opportunity yesterday. I was driving along MA Route 1 when I passed by a modified bicycle with the sign "Ride For Suicide Prevention" pulled up at the side of the road, with the rider resting on the grass. As soon as I blew past, I realized I should have turned around, but then thought that the fellow was riding to raise money, not as an invitation for every nickelfucker to stop and unload their misery on him. I'm going to have to see if the fellow has a website that I can donate to.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 08:40 AM (qRla/)

165 Ex-CNN Reporterette

** Golf clap **

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

166
Stop listening to him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:35 AM (vC80E)



I have a cousin that visited with her mother during one of Bernie's campaigns for President. I saw the sticker on her car and said "You're a communist?"

She wasn't pleased. "Do YOU make $250k a year?"

"No, but why should I be punished if I do?"

She went away pretty mad......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:40 AM (2YhKe)

167 80% of ‘Squad’ Members Moved Money to ‘Squad-Husbands’

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Well, those squad-husbands have had to crawl on their bellies like reptiles and do things that would cause a normal man to die by unstoppable vomiting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 08:41 AM (ndZc7)

168 We are becoming the Big Tent Party by default because unless you support black racism, trannies, open borders, crime, fraud, etc. you are now far right.

Barack Obama's 2012 re-election campaign platform is far reich wing extremism per the left now.

That discussion between a reporter and Karen was kind of interesting in how the FNM tries to frame this too "oh there has been a shift in the terrain to the left"...no you bint leftwing politicians are legislating things they said were rightwing fever dreams a few years ago.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)

169 742 and thru da links

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

170 Objection, your honor. There is no such thing, nor has there ever been, such a thing as a "CNN Star."

Posted by: Sustained at July 24, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

171 Living wage is a stupid phrase, but it's just semantics. Illegal immigration is a wage suppression scheme. It's allowing these companies to dodge a number of expenses, both directly (minimum wage laws) and indirectly (employees beneath taxation threshold, or simply not paying them). They can shove off a number of other expenses their employees need on the taxpayer. These people are also provided healthcare by the taxpayers, and their housing is being subsidized.

And of course, the general condition of illegals does a lot of heavy lifting. Even absent those other advantages, these people are ventilating their low wages into a third world economy with a weak currency, and living ten to a unit in Section 8 slave kennels.

The better way to state it is "jobs Americans won't do at artificially low wages a law-abiding American family can't live on, but one in Guatemala can, as long as everyone turns a blind eye to the whole scam."

It's the same as every other thing America. Major institutions reaping huge dividends by screwing the subject classes at every turn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 08:43 AM (BI5O2)

172 Cloward Piven and the cheap illegal labor problems go hand in hand. We can't have "open borders" AND incredibly "generous" social welfare programs, but that is what the cost has been for not just the ag markets (and meat packers), but also the housing builders, and other labor intensive industries.

Even the more educated class of programmers and such keep getting their cheap labor from India and other places, while they kick out Americans while forcing them to train their replacements ("you will not replace us" chants ring in my head).

And yet so much of the wealthier half of America keep pouring chunks of their paychecks into the inflated stock markets, which keep soaring, apparently on "the greater fool theory". Greenspan himself (and Trump may have said this as well, iirc), that the government could/should "invest" in the stock (and bond) markets.

So how to unwind that bubble, without shaking The Economy? idk, but we must start with a stoppage of the giving away of our country itself, to foreigners that hate us and call us racist, and are electing their own anti-American foreigners to congress. It is insane, but no one wants to dent all the 401Ks.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 08:43 AM (vbXSk)

173 We are becoming the Big Tent Party by default because unless you support black racism, trannies, open borders, crime, fraud, etc. you are now far right.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:35 AM (viF8m)

That was one of the most bizarre claims yet - Emmit Till? So one tragic murder by a couple idiots 65 years ago justifies all black violence against any white man or women forever? That fool saying doesn’t even realize that’s the recipe for a race war like Charlie Manson wanted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 08:43 AM (T2w7I)

174 Part of the shift to transient/illegal labor was inflation and the devaluation of the currency that began with Nixon and accelerated by Carter. Companies could not keep up with necessary wage increases and remain viable.

The value of money began to change radically in the 70's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:43 AM (vC80E)

175 80% of ‘Squad’ Members Moved Money to ‘Squad-Husbands’

Ayanna Pressley's net wealth went from -$12K to $8M in the 8 years she's been in congress making $174K/year.

Amazing how that works.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)

176 Will American ag workers shit on the produce, too?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX)

177 Anyone who paid big bucks to stay at fancy beach houses in NC this week is getting skunked. It hasn't stopped raining, no sun in sight.

Posted by: No Sunburn Risk, Though at July 24, 2026 08:44 AM (JM9I6)

178 "Option A is ground war. Who is sending their own kids? Bueller?"

No one is "sending their own kids" Every single member of the Military volunteered to be where they are knowing full well that POTUS could send them into harms way at any time.

Posted by: Will Robinson at July 24, 2026 08:45 AM (SExz7)

179 I suspect that if we really clamped down on illegals working in agriculture a lot of the work would end up being automated rather than replaced by American labor. Whatever. I want the illegals gone.

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 24, 2026 08:45 AM (1Au9i)

180 80% of ‘Squad’ Members Moved Money to ‘Squad-Husbands’

Ayanna Pressley's net wealth went from -$12K to $8M in the 8 years she's been in congress making $174K/year.

Amazing how that works.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)

It must involve calculus, or one of them other hi-falutin' maths.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

181 They are not illegal immigrants.
They are illegal aliens.

Posted by: Please make a note of it at July 24, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

182 >>Barack Obama's 2012 re-election campaign platform is far reich wing extremism per the left now.

Elon brought that up in the interview. He said he likes to recite portions of speeches to people and tell them they were said by Trump. He claims they usually react by going on a tirade about Trump being a monster.

He then tells them they are portions of speeches by Obama and Hillary from a few ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:46 AM (viF8m)

183 They can shove off a number of other expenses their employees need on the taxpayer./i]

Yep. We replaced one American, who probably ended up on some form of welfare with an illegal who gets paid half as much...but with that illegal and his whole family ALSO on welfare.

So we saved 5 cents of labor costs on a head of lettuce in return for double digit inflation, an almost $40T in debt, and a federal and state budgets many times higher then they should be.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:46 AM (sKqQm)

184 Why Are Dems Dodging Questions About The DSA’s Radical Platform?

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The Donks are looking for that sweet spot lie that doesn't repulsed the normals but satisfies the wackos. You know, that Goldilocks zone of crazy enough but not too crazy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 08:46 AM (ndZc7)

185 Objection, your honor. There is no such thing, nor has there ever been, such a thing as a "CNN Star."

Posted by: Sustained at July 24, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)



I'm doin' yo girlfriend, that's sumpthin you can't believe.....

Posted by: Brian 'Sex Machine' Stelter at July 24, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

186 Amazing how that works.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)
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What is more amazing is the lack of accountability and media interest about unethical emolument among elected and appointed officials.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 08:47 AM (JvZF+)

187 A 47 year old reporter is trying to move into the THOT market?

That's an even more crowded field then leftwing infotainment media...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)

188
This is a great article about a Manhattan(?) dinner party "discussion" of Israel and Palestine:

Funny in all the right ways. Very cleverly written.

Would make a great one-act play or perhaps a key scene in a smart social comedy.

Read it all:

"The Peoplle Who Know Nothing Know Everything"

https://tinyurl.com/4fhuxrh4

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 08:49 AM (iJfKG)

189 Not sure who Caitlan Collins but I don't follow the WNBA (except for Sophie Cunningham pissing off the right people)

Posted by: one hour sober at July 24, 2026 08:49 AM (J4Dwc)

190 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 08:49 AM (oUopv)

191 187 A 47 year old reporter is trying to move into the THOT market?
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Learn to coal.

Posted by: The West Virginia Employment Commission at July 24, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)

192 Emmit Till did not fall far from his Dad's rotten tree. Both received justice in their own way.

Posted by: Fairy Tales Are For Children at July 24, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

193 So how to unwind that bubble, without shaking The Economy? idk, but we must start with a stoppage of the giving away of our country itself, to foreigners that hate us and call us racist, and are electing their own anti-American foreigners to congress. It is insane, but no one wants to dent all the 401Ks.

Posted by: illiniwek
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One of the first escalators of the illegal flood was free stuff.
Than you SCOTUS. Until the mid 80's illegals were not entitled to medical or any services without paying. illegal children could be enrolled in schools. Same with free school breakfast or lunch.
The bad began.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:50 AM (vC80E)

194 Russia Tells Rubio America Sending More Weapons to Europe, Attempts to ‘Inflict Strategic Defeat’ are ‘Unacceptable’

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Well, why don't you hold your breath until your face turns blue and you pass out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

195 A 47 year old reporter is trying to move into the THOT market?

You cannot make this shit up.

Posted by: Zombie Kevin Samuels at July 24, 2026 08:50 AM (wVcYX)

196 It's a false option, and the article is a stinking pile of ground war, false dilemma, propaganda garbage.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 08:38 AM (dK+Kv)

No one is proposing ground troops in mainland Iran. But the other option is Forever War, just like Iraq, just like Afghanistan. As one poster said above, there is a third option, do like Biden and just surrender and run away.

Im not being glib or facetious, can you come up with any possible option now outside of those three?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 08:50 AM (T2w7I)

197 Wait, wut? Is Stelter on OnlyFans now? Dear lord.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2026 08:51 AM (BI5O2)

198 The Dems aren't answering questions about the DSA because they set them loose and have no idea how to fight them
The Dems by and large want the same things as the DSA but the Dems wanted to do in slower and milk the change for political power. Unfortunately for them the Bolsheviks are stomping on the Mensheviks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 08:52 AM (NemxU)

199 I like the "Patience" option.

Let the naval blockade keep going. Bomb the shit out of everything in the south of Iran. Kill IRGC from the air.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 08:52 AM (qFwJc)

200 Okay, after Googling, I guess Straw meant Caitlin Clark

Posted by: one hour sober at July 24, 2026 08:52 AM (J4Dwc)

201 This is a great article about a Manhattan(?) dinner party "discussion" of Israel and Palestine:

Funny in all the right ways. Very cleverly written.

Would make a great one-act play or perhaps a key scene in a smart social comedy.

Read it all:

"The Peoplle Who Know Nothing Know Everything"

https://tinyurl.com/4fhuxrh4

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 08:49 AM (iJfKG)

+1, very funny..in a sad kinda way! Someone should make a short (AI will work) and post on the intertubes. Because people don't read.

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

202 Right, the dollar shit the bed and wages have been stagnant since the first oil shocks and embargo and all that in ‘74. ”Full Service” gasoline was the standard. A guy could make a living as a Milkman. Raise a family. Not get rich, but he could get by OK. Savings were viable, and interest rates meant prices stayed at least somewhat stable.

Hollowing out an economy means hollowing out the people, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 08:53 AM (E4+QS)

203 >>Okay, after Googling, I guess Straw meant Caitlin Clark

Clearly, I don't watch girls basketball either.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:53 AM (viF8m)

204 Here is a fun one with cases like Emmet Till...

Is it ok for a man to aggressively ask a woman to go on a date with him including touching her against her will or should that merit strong action from the not just the authorities but the other people present?

The current NPC software will degenerate into REEEEing

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

205 Im not being glib or facetious, can you come up with any possible option now outside of those three?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 08:50 AM (T2w7I)

I don’t think of the status quo as “forever war”… semantics i know but most associate forever war with a ground quagmire. We can continue current operations indefinitely with the risk to our military personnel essentially equivalent to the risks of peacetime training

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 08:54 AM (26GAh)

206 Colorado Dem Running for Congress as 'Friend' of Ranchers Urged Meat Producers To 'Transition' to Plants To Fight Climate Change

Rutinel clearly doesn't understand what the term "Representative" means and thinks it is a synonym for Tyrannical Rule.

Someone with no skin in the game, mentally retarded, a cultist in a dying faith system, zero understanding of economics, either personal or regional, confesses that they hate their fellow man and refuses to allow people to make their own choices in the most basic functions of life like choosing a career or choosing what to eat—both in order to simply survive.

Your life is nothing compared to my dogged obedience to a Sadistic Malthusian dominated faith and my need to force that on to others.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 08:54 AM (NzX/y)

207 Morning, Horde. Vacation starts today so I can spend a lot more time loafing around here and watching the slap-fights.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 08:54 AM (SgdqL)

208 > A 47 year old reporter is trying to move into the THOT market?
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I'd wager the 4 guys she purports to have had sex with are reevaluating their life choices about now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 08:54 AM (jehhT)

209 "The Economist" was started by Fabian Socialists.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 08:54 AM (qFwJc)

210 Why Are Dems Dodging Questions About The DSA’s Radical Platform?

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The Donks are looking for that sweet spot lie that doesn't repulsed the normals but satisfies the wackos. You know, that Goldilocks zone of crazy enough but not too crazy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 08:46 AM (ndZc7)


This is why The New Bill Clinton is coming. (Sorry, Blue Dress)

I'm pretty sure that except for Blue Shithole and Zones of Massive Vote Fraud the DSA candidates will all prove to be duds.

TNBC will arise specifically to prove the Democrats aren't all insane, blue-haired, gross, trannie, communist monsters or enablers.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 08:55 AM (iJfKG)

211 144 Sad thing is, there ARE parents, or at minimum, mothers that celebrate that shit......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I'm not the least bit surprised and that annoys me.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 24, 2026 08:56 AM (/k3in)

212 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
How will ICE ever recover from this?

https://tinyurl.com/mswatz77

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

213 "The Economist" was started by Fabian Socialists.

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DEPORT!

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:56 AM (GD0B3)

214 _Without SCOTUS we would not have same sex marriage or any of the equal rights sexuality crap that came along.
_We would not have pornography, whores on the internet, or any of the like.
_We would not have socialist proponents in education.
_We would not be buying other families children breakfast and lunch.
_We would not have a welfare class that our taxes support.
_We would not have an influx of illegals that we have.

Every degradation of family, country and quality of life has been brought about by a permissive SCOTUS.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 08:56 AM (vC80E)

215 I have a cousin that visited with her mother during one of Bernie's campaigns for President. I saw the sticker on her car and said "You're a communist?"

She wasn't pleased. "Do YOU make $250k a year?"

"No, but why should I be punished if I do?"

She went away pretty mad......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 08:40 AM (2YhKe)


If we cap annual income, for everyone other than politicians (cuz you know they'll still be getting more), at $200k per year, how is YOUR life improved?

None of them can answer that one either.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

216 At least the ex-CNN chick isn’t bad looking.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

217 Is this "quagmire" time yet ?

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)

218 From the Italy names problem link. "Today, American journalists tend to be average writers, but they make up for it by knowing nothing."

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OK, we'll give him that one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 08:57 AM (ndZc7)

219 >>I'm pretty sure that except for Blue Shithole and Zones of Massive Vote Fraud the DSA candidates will all prove to be duds.

Axlerod is out whining today that the Wisconsin governors race is in danger of driving the Democrats off the cliff and potentially handing a House seat to Republicans because of the DSA. Van Jones, Snake Head and other old timey Dems are equally worried about the direction of the Party.

They might even start losing ground.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

220 _We would not be buying other families children breakfast and lunch.

I am darkly amused that we have both a food stamp program and a hot breakfast/lunch program in the schools.

Apparently the yutes won't get fed unless we pay the schools to feed them even though their mother is home all day getting $$$ from Uncle Sugar to feed her kids.

So why don't we just END food stamps/EBT and have the schools provide free dinner too?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:59 AM (sKqQm)

221 A 47 year old reporter is trying to move into the THOT market?

That's an even more crowded field then leftwing infotainment media...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)


There's no saturation value though. Sluts will always find guys willing to fuck them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

222 She wasn't pleased. "Do YOU make $250k a year?"

"No, but why should I be punished if I do?"

She went away pretty mad......


I know a bunch of people that support Bernie that do make $250K/year. They also tell me THEY are taxed too much already

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

223 Hollowing out an economy means hollowing out the people, too.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 08:53 AM (E4+QS)

Hold on. I'm seeing plenty of spherical people when out and about. Mass effect, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 09:00 AM (wVcYX)

224 @225 my county DSA loons are petitioning the state of NY to allow them to do a high earner surcharge. It started at those earning $350 I, now it's down to $250k. If the state oka it they'll probably beat it's $150k

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 09:02 AM (NemxU)

225 Queering the economy was a political act, too. In hindsight it is glaringly obvious, but I was too young to realize it. Truman era postwar economy had problems too. Big problems. Beef did a moonshot in price among other things.

But the 1970s was more pervasive. Oil quadruped in price in short order. While the dollar was severed from any tether. Floating currencies.

It’s no coincidence in my mind that Beef, Eggs, Butter, Dairy, and the rest of it were suddenly declared “bad for you” and simultaneously replaced with margarine and less expensive expedient fats. The “Food Pyramid” eventually followed.

Affordable was an issue then too, they wanted to reduce demand for real food, or at least provide an excuse for all those families slurping powdered milk and eating generic Pasta elbows.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:02 AM (E4+QS)

226 I don’t think of the status quo as “forever war”… semantics i know but most associate forever war with a ground quagmire. We can continue current operations indefinitely with the risk to our military personnel essentially equivalent to the risks of peacetime training
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 24, 2026 08:54 AM (26GAh)

We have to do something about the Houthi now, or else oil prices will stay above $100/bbl through the midterms. One of the great ironies of the MOU disaster was that it was supposed to keep this war from being fought during the midterm elections; instead, it guaranteed that would happen.

Iran’s strategy is now clearly to cause as much chaos for us as possible going in to the midterm elections, in the hope we’ll break from the pressure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 09:03 AM (T2w7I)

227 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
How will ICE ever recover from this?

https://tinyurl.com/mswatz77
Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)


A bunch of white women. I wonder how many of them have husbands and children.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

228 Read it all:

"The Peoplle Who Know Nothing Know Everything"

https://tinyurl.com/4fhuxrh4

Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2026 08:49 AM (iJfKG)

+1, very funny..in a sad kinda way! Someone should make a short (AI will work) and post on the intertubes. Because people don't read.
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

Then Death shows up at the door referencing the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

229 Ayanna Pressley's net wealth went from -$12K to $8M in the 8 years she's been in congress making $174K/year.

Amazing how that works.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)

It must involve calculus, or one of them other hi-falutin' maths.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

Deifferential Equatin' and shit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 09:04 AM (dK+Kv)

230 All I know is everyone of my friends from high school and college have done better than their parents. Okay maybe one or two did not because it would have been hard to do. But they are still successful in their own right.

So I can't say things were worse . I'm looking at their children and it's tracking the same for the most part.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 09:04 AM (KC5Lt)

231 Calling what we are doing 'forever war' or 'quagmire' is fallacious.
We have lost 15 personnel. We (our military) lose that many on a natural. Iran is degraded to the extreme, their supply lines are cut,
they are starving, they must rely on reserves and they are running out.
This is a sea change of how conquest is accomplished.
We will have peace and hemispherical independence.
Patience.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:04 AM (vC80E)

232 Without SCOTUS we would not have same sex marriage or any of the equal rights sexuality crap that came along.

Technically we would as it was put in place by state judges first and states recognize each other's marriages. Refusing to do that would end up destroying the country.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

233 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at July 24, 2026 09:05 AM (2Ez/1)

234 Is this "quagmire" time yet ?
Posted by: runner



Giggity giggity
Posted by: Quagmire

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:05 AM (oUopv)

235 @219 JackStraw, did you see the report yesterday where the non DSA Dem guy who is leading was caught having an anonymous website where anti LGBT and anti black posts were made. The Asian DSA lady candidate must be laughing. at her luck. Add the Cruz killing and Wisconsin is effed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 09:05 AM (NemxU)

236 Option A is ground war. Who is sending their own kids? Bueller?

It's a false option, and the article is a stinking pile of ground war, false dilemma, propaganda garbage.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 08:38 AM (dK+Kv)

Why? You have a problem with false dilemmas? When the alternative is straight up lying?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:05 AM (Nyq9f)

237 181 They are not illegal immigrants.
They are illegal aliens.
Posted by: Please make a note of it at July 24, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)
===
Illegal alien INVADERS.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 24, 2026 09:05 AM (JNTt1)

238 Serious question - what is the increased supermarket cost of my food if we don't use cheap illegal labor to pick them and instead pay someone an actual wage?
 
Alert of violation of the no-math rule: assume a bushel of apples is about 120 medium sized apples, and you can pick 12 bushels an hour (sloppy AI internet research tells me this is the case).  That's 1440 apples per hour.  If my current wage is $11/hour (again, sloppy AI research on low end of the wage), but an American won't do it for less than three times that (wild guess), the raw labor cost to pick my apple went from $.007 to $.023.  In other words, in increased by less than three cents.  I don't see any reason that any other downstream costs change (though I acknowledge if illegals are doing these they could).  Is it really going to collapse the economy if we have to pay $0.36 more per dozen apples?  Particularly when this means more Americans have jobs?

I recognize different crops have different inputs, but is there any real study on what the actual impact to my grocery bill would be?  With all the frivolous shit people spend money on, and existing government subsidies already in place, is it really doomsday?

Posted by: DPICM at July 24, 2026 09:06 AM (zweKz)

239 Then Death shows up at the door referencing the salmon mousse.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Moose don't eat salmon, it's the bears!

Posted by: Who Remain Out Of Control at July 24, 2026 09:06 AM (JM9I6)

240 Technically we would as it was put in place by state judges first and states recognize each other's marriages. Refusing to do that would end up destroying the country.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Shame they don't recognize concealed carry and the 2Am like driver's licenses.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:06 AM (oUopv)

241 am darkly amused that we have both a food stamp program and a hot breakfast/lunch program in the schools.
——-

Ha! It is to laugh. That came to the forefront during the lockdowns. Schools closed, but our district had year round free meals. Even on Saturday and Sunday. Even during the summer months. Insane

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:06 AM (E4+QS)

242 Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 09:05 AM (NemxU)

Oh I'm sure the DSA is gonna keep getting just as "lucky"

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:06 AM (Nyq9f)

243 Then Death shows up at the door referencing the salmon mousse.
Posted by: Count de Monet



Thanks to bad fish we got Airplane!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:07 AM (oUopv)

244 I know a bunch of people that support Bernie that do make $250K/year. They also tell me THEY are taxed too much already
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)


Whatever I make, I'm taxed too much but anyone who makes even $1 more than me should be taxed at 99%. -- Bernie socialists

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

245 227 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
How will ICE ever recover from this?

https://tinyurl.com/mswatz77
Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

The best thing from the comments is the graphic showing the most annoying thing about every state.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 24, 2026 09:08 AM (J4Dwc)

246 The robots are taking over farm labor anyway - they are even milking the cows.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 24, 2026 09:08 AM (2ap+5)

247 Ha! It is to laugh. That came to the forefront during the lockdowns. Schools closed, but our district had year round free meals. Even on Saturday and Sunday. Even during the summer months. Insane
Posted by: Common Tater


Someone in your district was getting a kickback from Sysco.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:08 AM (oUopv)

248 or one of them other hi-falutin' maths.
Stolen by old greek homos

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 24, 2026 09:09 AM (7C01W)

249 I suspect that if we really clamped down on illegals working in agriculture a lot of the work would end up being automated rather than replaced by American labor.

It will evolve, regionally, and in phases. The Roma tomato came about because it was more mechanization friendly than previous varieties. How does the market accept and price a change in their crops?

Another is the incorporation of Computer Vision and robotics which is becoming more integrated as resource availability changes. For example, water and fertilizer got to be so expensive that AI driven planting, weeding and watering became a viable option.

If the jump becomes big enough, there could be a surge in green house and controlled environment agriculture where the full cycle can be managed under one roof—like how poultry has been until the Marxists push for free-range (and how we get millions of kill-offs due to feed stock contamination by overflying Canadian geese)

Very dynamic, and influenced heavily by propaganda originating from our enemies who want us to fail.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 09:11 AM (a3CJ+)

250 Shame they don't recognize concealed carry and the 2Am like driver's licenses.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:06 AM (oUopv)


I wonder if anyone has taken that to court. I wonder how they would argue it. I'm sure that the courts would shoot it down - heh - because they only use the Constitution when it suits them but it would be interesting to see.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

251 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:04 AM (vC80E)

We lost almost the same number of militarily personnel to training exercises and non combat deaths than combat deaths in the 20 years of the War on Terror in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2026 09:11 AM (KC5Lt)

252 The robots are taking over farm labor anyway - they are even milking the cows.
Posted by: Oglebay


Until the computer glitches at 3:00 am. Then it takes a half dozen people to figure it out.

Iowadairyfarmer on Facebook.
He has the robotic system.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:12 AM (oUopv)

253 >>@219 JackStraw, did you see the report yesterday where the non DSA Dem guy who is leading was caught having an anonymous website where anti LGBT and anti black posts were made. The Asian DSA lady candidate must be laughing. at her luck. Add the Cruz killing and Wisconsin is effed

I didn't, but this is probably the stuff that is freaking out the traditional Democrats. There is a lot of infighting on the left and it's just getting started.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 09:12 AM (viF8m)

254 The best thing from the comments is the graphic showing the most annoying thing about every state.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 24, 2026 09:08 AM (J4Dwc)
****
Yeah, I saw that. So true and so embarrassing..

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 09:13 AM (NpAcC)

255 246 The robots are taking over farm labor anyway - they are even milking the cows.
Posted by: Oglebay

What fun is that?

Posted by: Minotaur Milking Farm #9 at July 24, 2026 09:13 AM (JM9I6)

256 Then Death shows up at the door referencing the salmon mousse.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3)

257 194 Russia Tells Rubio America Sending More Weapons to Europe, Attempts to ‘Inflict Strategic Defeat’ are ‘Unacceptable’
===

Why the fuck are we sending anything to that squirt in Ukraine?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:14 AM (vC80E)

258 If we teach the robots to complain about communism while simultaneously demanding more ag subsidies, we will have eliminated famers entirely.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 24, 2026 09:14 AM (2ap+5)

259 https://tinyurl.com/4fhuxrh4

Highly recommended Palestinianism critique

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 09:14 AM (JvZF+)

260 Why? You have a problem with false dilemmas? When the alternative is straight up lying?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:05 AM (Nyq9f)

Nice recursive humor. We approve. I have problems with both, but i was addressing the article.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 09:15 AM (dK+Kv)

261 Hammer Time >>>> Quagmire Time

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 09:16 AM (GD0B3)

262 Then Death shows up at the door referencing the salmon mousse.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

"But I didn't eat the mousse!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:16 AM (SgdqL)

263 Technically we would as it was put in place by state judges first and states recognize each other's marriages. Refusing to do that would end up destroying the country.

Posted by: I used to have a different
----

Refusing to allow degradation would destroy the country.
Illogical.


#2 - It went from lower courts to the Supremes - they canonized it.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:17 AM (vC80E)

264 I hope all of you are happy
The Dem Bones Number from White Christmas is in my youtube and google and duckduckgo feed.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:17 AM (/+uur)

265
Deifferential Equatin' and shit.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 09:04 AM (dK+Kv)



Discrete Math.

A class I had to take in college.

It's so discrete, no one's ever heard of it.

I failed it. Twice.

Posted by: Brian 'Sex Machine' Stelter at July 24, 2026 09:17 AM (2YhKe)

266 Fair and balanced.

Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
A CNN investigation — 18 Days In Minnesota: The false claims, chaos and coverups behind the Trump administration’s killing of two American citizens

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It's the Pretti Good Show!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

267 Discrete Math.

A class I had to take in college.

It's so discrete, no one's ever heard of it.

I failed it. Twice.
Posted by: Brian 'Sex Machine' Stelter at July 24, 2026 09:17 AM (2YhKe)

Classroom number and building are never posted.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:19 AM (/+uur)

268 "“Negotiation” is only a fantasy choice now. (And that’s all it ever was)"

I disagree. Trump is dealing with the Iran problem that we've let fester for 50 years. FFS, Obama/ValJar wanted them to be a regional hegemon -- with nukes.

The goal is to make Iran irrelevant and they soon will be. With no oil revenue they'll be lucky to keep the lights on at home. Everyone in the region is now allied against them. China will no longer support them.

The IRGC's antics give Trump the cover to keep bombing them back to the stone age. They won't have the internal know-how and resources to rebuild.


Posted by: Ignoramus at July 24, 2026 09:19 AM (dtajH)

269 What is it that the mousse out front should’ve told me?

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ)

270 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 09:15 AM (dK+Kv)

That was my way of saying good morning and Happy Friday

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:19 AM (Nyq9f)

271 We lost almost the same number of militarily personnel to training exercises and non combat deaths than combat deaths in the 20 years of the War on Terror in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Posted by: polynikes
---

Problem with that is, the mindfuck and non-lethal casualties and their care.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:20 AM (vC80E)

272 264 I hope all of you are happy
The Dem Bones Number from White Christmas is in my youtube and google and duckduckgo feed.
Posted by: r hennigantx

I searched to find the correct way to write 1-877-KARS4KIDS for a throwaway comment three weeks ago and now those kids won't leave!

Posted by: Donate Your Car Today! at July 24, 2026 09:20 AM (JM9I6)

273 And, shyte........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 24, 2026 09:21 AM (2YhKe)

274 Kitteh has cornered a baby skink on the porch. She's batting it around a little but really doesn't know what to do with it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2026 09:21 AM (SgdqL)

275 I wonder if anyone has taken that to court. I wonder how they would argue it. I'm sure that the courts would shoot it down - heh - because they only use the Constitution when it suits them but it would be interesting to see.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Had someone try to explain it to me once.
I still didn't buy his explanation.
If another state honors a driver's license, marriage license, professional license, there's no reason not to honor the 2nd Amendment. Art IV, Section 1 doesn't say "everything BUT the 2nd Amendment.

Article IV, Section 1:
Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:22 AM (oUopv)

276 We have a dude (hahaha) running for Senate in Texas that exchanged text with 13 YO boys that thot they were girls when the dude taught middle school.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:22 AM (/+uur)

277 Is it really going to collapse the economy if we have to pay $0.36 more per dozen apples?

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Apply that to every food item purchased at the grocery store. 36 cents alone isn’t a big deal. But 36 cents to 50 items in a shopping cart, every week does become a big deal.


Is it going to collapse the economy? No. But it will have an impact.

Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 09:23 AM (GFRGc)

278 > Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
A CNN investigation — 18 Days In Minnesota: The false claims, chaos and coverups behind the Trump administration’s killing of two American citizens
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18 days? WTF

Had this ass clown talked to any citizen who lives there, in 10 minutes they'd have the "story." The "story" being two idiots put ICE officers in life or death danger and were relieved of their lives for being stupid shits.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2026 09:23 AM (jehhT)

279 Had someone try to explain it to me once.
I still didn't buy his explanation.
If another state honors a driver's license, marriage license, professional license, there's no reason not to honor the 2nd Amendment. Art IV, Section 1 doesn't say "everything BUT the 2nd Amendment.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:22 AM (oUopv)

My car legal in Texas but illegal in Cali.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:24 AM (/+uur)

280 Tonight's WHCA dinner is at Waldorf Astoria! Waldorf salads for everyone!

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 09:24 AM (GD0B3)

281 Highly recommended Palestinianism critique
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Excellent. Thank you

Posted by: MkY at July 24, 2026 09:25 AM (q6tQZ)

282 Discrete Math.

A class I had to take in college.

It's so discrete, no one's ever heard of it.

I failed it. Twice.
Posted by: Brian 'Sex Machine' Stelter at July 24, 2026 09:17 AM (2YhKe)
---------------
I won't tell anyone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 09:25 AM (s/uMh)

283 280 Tonight's WHCA dinner is at Waldorf Astoria! Waldorf salads for everyone!
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 09:24 AM (GD0B3)

Waldorf Salad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZoUH43nI4w

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)

284 280 Tonight's WHCA dinner is at Waldorf Astoria! Waldorf salads for everyone!
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 09:24 AM (GD0B3)

Oh, shit, not again!

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (SgdqL)

285 Goode tried to run down a cop. She literally got what she deserved.

Pretti is more of a sad case. The guy decided to go to a riot armed and fight with a cop. He got shot when he was being disarmed and his gun went off. Unlike Goode he wasn't trying to murder a cop, but his actions also led directly to him being shot

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (sKqQm)

286 How about One Day in January where the Pelosi stormtroopers killed two people posing no threat to anyone.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (Nyq9f)

287 What is it that the mousse out front should’ve told me?
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 09:19 AM


Park's closed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (kgE5c)

288 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Gavin Newsom bemoans politics being injected into everything, like sports.
"I used to love sports because it wasn't political."
Man, if only we could figure out who did this.

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It's getting where you can't even beat a white c*nt basketballer without everyone making a big deal out of it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

289 Feel good story if the day. Snotty jerk Heisman runner-up Diego Pavia , an undrafted free agent , was released by the Baltimore Ravens. Couldn't have happened to s bigger ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (NemxU)

290 That was my way of saying good morning and Happy Friday

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:19 AM (Nyq9f)

You, too, and it is. Little has two games of his last tournament, and oldest is going to practice with the big dogs (HSers) and local baseball royalty.

As a 9th grader, LBR wants him on varsity next year, partly due to their dearth of catching in the pipeline. On his talent and hard work, too. Dude is pulling under 2.5 s pop time, without really pushing it, which is pop time is low MLB levels. Poptime is catcher mitt to 2B mitt time, lower is better, and it is an indicator of solid catching and preventing the steal.

A very good day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 09:27 AM (dK+Kv)

291 We have a dude (hahaha) running for Senate in Texas that exchanged text with 13 YO boys that thot they were girls when the dude taught middle school.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:22 AM (/+uur)
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Odds are there are some exchanges of dick pics out there too

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 09:27 AM (s/uMh)

292 Apply that to every food item purchased at the grocery store. 36 cents alone isn’t a big deal. But 36 cents to 50 items in a shopping cart, every week does become a big deal.


To bottled water? To Cardboard & Plastic (aka "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese"), to breads and cereals that haven't been touched by human hand at any point, to eggs and milk which have been automated and optimized since forever?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 09:27 AM (BvPIe)

293 How did we get here, said Newsom to the mirror

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:27 AM (Nyq9f)

294 227 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
How will ICE ever recover from this?

https://tinyurl.com/mswatz77
Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

A bunch of white women. I wonder how many of them have husbands and children.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

Husband? Children? Nope. Cats: definitely.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2026 09:27 AM (N39Ws)

295 286 How about One Day in January where the Pelosi stormtroopers killed two people posing no threat to anyone.
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (Nyq9f)

Why was her daughter their filming?
Did they expect pile of dead protestors?
Notice no violence until the police show up with flashbangs.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:28 AM (/+uur)

296 Tonight's WHCA dinner is at Waldorf Astoria! Waldorf salads for everyone!
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 09:24 AM (GD0B3)

Waldorf Salad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZoUH43nI4w
Posted by: r hennigantx


Made with Taco Bell lettuce!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:28 AM (oUopv)

297 Apply that to every food item purchased at the grocery store. 36 cents alone isn’t a big deal. But 36 cents to 50 items in a shopping cart, every week does become a big deal.


Is it going to collapse the economy? No. But it will have an impact.


But it is NOTHING compared to the costs in welfare spending for the illegals, welfare spending for the displaced worker, and the crime the illegals bring with them.

So yes to use your example another $50/week month in groceries (maybe) but trillions less in federal and state spending.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2026 09:28 AM (sKqQm)

298 _ 2A should require no license and no reciprocity.
Do you need a license to buy a newspaper? To go on the internet and acquire information, to share it. No.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:28 AM (vC80E)

299 Waldorf Salad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZoUH43nI4w
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)

Every time some asshoe says "It easy, just...." I think of that one!

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 09:28 AM (GD0B3)

300 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 09:27 AM (dK+Kv)

Jesus I thought at first you meant the ball getting out of his glove. Damn

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:28 AM (Nyq9f)

301 JackStraw, did you see the report yesterday where the non DSA Dem guy who is leading was caught having an anonymous website where anti LGBT and anti black posts were made.

People - especially of the younger generation - live most of their lives online in supportive communities or ones that cater to their deviance. I think it has not yet hit the DSA wunderkind that their pasts are fair game and that just because they see no problem having Rule34.xxx in their daily feed doesn't mean John Q Public will overlook it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 24, 2026 09:29 AM (qRla/)

302 Apply that to every food item purchased at the grocery store. 36 cents alone isn’t a big deal. But 36 cents to 50 items in a shopping cart, every week does become a big deal.


Is it going to collapse the economy? No. But it will have an impact.
Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 09:23 AM (GFRGc)


Now do the effect of more Americans having jobs because they haven't been taken by illegals. Now do the effect of less spending on illegals in 'education' and 'healthcare', and less crime, and lower rents, and...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 09:30 AM (ExV1e)

303 I searched to find the correct way to write 1-877-KARS4KIDS for a throwaway comment three weeks ago and now those kids won't leave!
Posted by: Donate Your Car Today!
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A while back it was brought forward that Car4Kids is a scam; that most of the money goes to the operator and virtually none to the stated goals.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:30 AM (vC80E)

304 The AP and all their leftwing cohorts are still butthurt over the defunding of USAID.
The Associated Press
@AP

In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options, the impact on aid workers’ lives was particularly crushing. Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work to survive, walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.

https://tinyurl.com/2y5tf5jj

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 09:30 AM (NpAcC)

305 >>But it is NOTHING compared to the costs in welfare spending for the illegals, welfare spending for the displaced worker, and the crime the illegals bring with them.

We are seeing rent and other costs including food coming down in areas all across the country.

It's amazing how costs react when demand is reduced by removing millions of illegals from the country. Some should do a study on supply and demand. It might be a thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2026 09:30 AM (viF8m)

306 And him standing to throw. Like "popping up". Is he throwing from his knees like Benito Santiago?

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:30 AM (Nyq9f)

307 Flamboyant sashyer up!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2026 09:31 AM (oUopv)

308 289 Feel good story if the day. Snotty jerk Heisman runner-up Diego Pavia , an undrafted free agent , was released by the Baltimore Ravens. Couldn't have happened to s bigger ahole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2026 09:26 AM (NemxU)

The Ravens gave him a "clean slate", telling him what he does on the field, and the work he puts in will speak for him. Speaks volumes to his (lack of) character. Only Heisman runner-up to not be drafted. He could have had the world by the balls and blew his chances. What a waste of God given talent.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2026 09:31 AM (N39Ws)

309 OMG! Nooooooooo!

The Associated Press
@AP
In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options, the impact on aid workers’ lives was particularly crushing. Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work to survive, walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (ndZc7)

310 A while back it was brought forward that Car4Kids is a scam; that most of the money goes to the operator and virtually none to the stated goals.

Note, that they never tell you what the money is going for. The do have an earworm jingle that sounds sketchy—trading cars for children, or giving children semi-functioning cars.

The name doesn't have any correlation to the entity's purpose.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (NzX/y)

311 Jesus I thought at first you meant the ball getting out of his glove. Damn

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:28 AM (Nyq9f)

Yeah, I think low target there is 0.6 seconds. Some HSers get pop times down sub 2 seconds. So he's got some work to do. It's an art. And he was one of the best we'd seen, when he was on, this year, even among single A teams who could have 17 year olds.

But there's more talent in the pipeline, so no time to rest.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (dK+Kv)

312 walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 24, 2026 09:32 AM (ndZc7)

....and blowing them"

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (Nyq9f)

313 But we are also small market, not to take anything away from his efforts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 09:34 AM (dK+Kv)

314 You pick apples on piecerate, not hourly. They pay you by the bin, which is why they pick them green now. Pickers don't care if they get bruised.

You don't get it. They don't want Americans doing this for decent money. They want people that are a little desperate and won't cause labor issues.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2026 09:35 AM (bkuEU)

315 "Illegal alien INVADERS."

Mike Flynn (not the general) used to make a point of calling them "foreign nationals". They are not "humans lost at sea, adrift, and from nowhere", they are citizens of another country, even if they tossed their papers in the Rio Grande.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2026 09:35 AM (vbXSk)

316 Only way American will do those jobs is to get rid of welfare. Because nobody will pick apples in the hot sun for even $30/hr when welfare pays $25 for doing nothing.

Posted by: Chaos at July 24, 2026 09:36 AM (GFRGc)

317 The AP and all their leftwing cohorts are still butthurt over the defunding of USAID.
The Associated Press
@AP

In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options, the impact on aid workers’ lives was particularly crushing. Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work to survive, walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.

https://tinyurl.com/2y5tf5jj
Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2026 09:30 AM (NpAcC)
——

I might be going to Nepal next year. I’ll report back!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 09:37 AM (Nt9qU)

318 Cost shifting. Billions, if not trillions.

Welfare spending probably juices grocery prices by maybe ten per cent or more. Corn chips are peasant food, literally field corn, oil and salt there’s no reason for them to cost $7 or $8 a bag. They pay more for the bag, maybe. Maybe $1 or two. Transportation costs factor. But they can get it, because the Eagle shits once a month.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2026 09:38 AM (E4+QS)

319 I might be going to Nepal next year. I’ll report back!

Me love you long time!

Posted by: Some Nepali former USAID recipient at July 24, 2026 09:38 AM (sKqQm)

320 SPCX ~115.##

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:39 AM (vC80E)

321 I searched to find the correct way to write 1-877-KARS4KIDS for a throwaway comment three weeks ago and now those kids won't leave!
Posted by: Donate Your Car Today!
---

A while back it was brought forward that Car4Kids is a scam; that most of the money goes to the operator and virtually none to the stated goals.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:30 AM (vC80E)
——

K4K is not much different than any other charity. The money always gets eaten up by advertising and bullshit. The reason K4K has a bad reputation is because it’s a religious Jewish charity. God forbid!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Nt9qU)

322 >>>
You don't get it. They don't want Americans doing this for decent money. They want people that are a little desperate and won't cause labor issues.

Posted by: Notsothoreau
----

Has nothing to do with the costs of operation. Right?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:42 AM (vC80E)

323 319 I might be going to Nepal next year. I’ll report back!

Me love you long time!
Posted by: Some Nepali former USAID recipient at July 24, 2026 09:38 AM (sKqQm)
——

Pics?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 09:43 AM (Nt9qU)

324 Labor is just one cost of many involved in any industry, including of course agriculture. I’d really like to know the honest tally of what percentage of the total costs of production, to get (for example) that apple from a seed to the supermarket, is the actual manual labor. I suspect it’s a small percentage. But I’ve yet to see an honest tally of that. I wonder why?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 09:45 AM (Nt9qU)

325 I don't want to hate on farmers too much as they aren't the ones making most of the money on food. The middleman gets that. But you have a perishable crop and you really don't want workers walking off the job. I worked with a family of white pickers that would do that, if they didn't likehow they were treated. Illegals can't do that as easily.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2026 09:46 AM (bkuEU)

326
It's amazing how costs react when demand is reduced by removing millions of illegals from the country. Some should do a study on supply and demand. It might be a thing.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Now do paying Americans rent, buying Doritoes and phones for them while we pay for their cable connection to watch The View.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:47 AM (vC80E)

327 The reason K4K has a bad reputation is because it’s a religious Jewish charity. God forbid!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Nt9qU)

Didn't know that. I thought the bad rep came from the ear worm jingle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 24, 2026 09:51 AM (dK+Kv)

328 DDG Search Assist

Allocation of Funds by Kars4Kids
Kars4Kids, a nonprofit organization, allocates its funds primarily to program expenses and operational costs. Here’s a breakdown of how the money is spent:

Percentage of Funds Allocated
Category Percentage of Total Funds
Program Expenses 44%
Advertising and Overhead Approximately 66%
Key Insights
Program Expenses: 44% of the funds raised are directed towards program expenses, which primarily benefit its sister organization, Oorah.
Impact in Minnesota: A compliance review indicated that only 1% of the funding from Oorah was believed to have benefited children in Minnesota during the years 2012 to 2014.
This allocation highlights the significant portion of funds that go towards operational costs, including advertising, which can limit the direct impact on local communities.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 09:55 AM (vC80E)

329 "Does Iran Really Want a Nuclear Bomb?"

Well, if they didn't before, they certainly do now. I suspect they wanted one already. But, if so, it's pretty surprising that they don't already have one after all this time, given how easily India and Pakistan did it with less info and without the benefit of massive oil revenue.

Posted by: Lurkyloo at July 24, 2026 10:23 AM (PZ7h8)

330 Advanced OpenAI Model Goes Rogue and Hacks into Rival Firm’s AI System

Begun, the AI wars have...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 24, 2026 10:37 AM (l3cgK)

331 89 I dunno. Every time AOC gets mentioned at least a dozen guys here will go slack jawed and start droning on about her tits.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2026 08:12 AM

So it's a boob thread?
Posted by: Just got here

And what's wrong with that?

AOC Psychodancing with a REMAIN SINWAR camisole and matching FREE GAZA hotpants next to the 1960's Klingon MADMANI as he smirks while presiding over the next 911 and Year 1 Kirkiversary -- think of the merchandizing opportunties!

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 24, 2026 11:06 AM (8r1LU)

332 'Morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Last week, undocumented immigrant enforcement & what might be done for enforcement was discussed on your podcast.

As to farms (east coast): A substantial & growing share of East Coast agriculture relies on international H-2A guest workers, heavily recruited from countries like Jamaica and Mexico. Under the federal U.S. Department of Labor (DOL) regulations, H-2A temporary agricultural workers are legally entitled to a comprehensive set of guaranteed financial, housing, and contractual benefits: The Three-Fourths Guarantee (income protection); free, certified housing; inbound and outbound transportation costs; guaranteed premium wages; food or kitchen facilities; workers' compensation and tool coverages, and explicit tax exemptions.

When factoring in the above, especially the AEWR, 2A workers are frequently far more expensive per hour to an employer than a local U.S. workers. (Note: If a farmer hires even one H-2A worker, they are legally mandated to pay that exact same elevated AEWR wage, and the same benefits, to any domestic U.S. workers doing the same job.)

And to get their H-2A visas approved, farmers need to

Continued

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 11:35 AM (NFX2v)

333 prove they sort of actively 😏 tried to recruit U.S. workers first.

Now, the labor force working on Chinese & East Asian vegetable farms on the East Coast is generally split into three distinct categories: migratory Latino laborers; older first-generation Chinese immigrants, and first-generation Chinese immigrants.

Family run, or generational labor frequently relying on extended family networks, sometimes supplemented by older Chinese immigrant workers from nearby urban hubs
(like New York City's Chinatown) or seasonal Chinese student workers during peak summer seasons.

And Next-Gen Asian-American Cooperatives are a

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 11:35 AM (NFX2v)

334 rapidly growing segment of the specialty crop market driven by younger, queer, and BIPOC Asian-American farmers reclaiming their cultural heritage through agriculture.

The people working on those cooperative farms are typically the farm owners themselves, local community apprentices, urban volunteers, and paid seasonal interns. Because these farms prioritize social justice and community building over corporate profit, their labor force has a 'unique' demographic and structural profile. 🤷‍♀️

Now from above, 'Pro-amnesty Republicans are allowing the agriculture industry to shut out American workers in favor of foreign migrants.'

Allegedly, the primary objective of allowing certain undocumented workers to apply for temp H-2A status is to transition them into sectors that currently cannot legally use such labor, i.e., seasonal limitations, daily & livestock facing domestic labor shortages.

Therefore, undocumented workers already working in year-round sectors would transition to a legal framework within those specific jobs, completely bypassing the seasonal field positions held by traditional, reliable H-2A contract workers. 🤬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 11:35 AM (NFX2v)

335 What else can our lawmakers do to undermine Federal enforcement further, make the system even more unfair to certain farmers, thwart willing and able U.S. workers, and also "legal" H2A workers?

Give them a little time.

Good weekend 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 11:35 AM (NFX2v)

336 By the way - and this is important - all U.S. employers must use Form I-9 (Employment Eligibility Verification) to verify the identity and work authorization of every person they hire.

Form I-9 Section 1: Must be completed and signed by the employee on or before their first day of work.

Section 2: Must be completed by the employer within 3 business days of the employee's first day of work, which includes inspecting physical or authorized alternative identity documents.

E-Verify System Electronic Check: E-Verify is a separate online system that compares Form I-9 data against federal databases.

Mandatory Status: While Form I-9 is MANDATORY for all employers, E-Verify is voluntary nationally unless required by specific state laws, federal contracts, or specific legal settlements.

Don't create a pattern that your "employees" just happen to engage in identity fraud but you've had no idea it could be or was going on.
---
ALL info. in above related postings can be easily found online, libraries, state and/or US representatives, etc.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 12:02 PM (NFX2v)

337 +1, very funny..in a sad kinda way! Someone should make a short (AI will work) and post on the intertubes. Because people don't read.
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

I opened it in another tab and read the entire thing while the horde was jabbering on about "stuff". I forwarded it to a number of people to see if I get any replies. They probably won't take the time to read it. I really does exhibit the thought process of most leftists. The phrase I always uttered to them was, "you don't know what you don't know". I usually received the 'deer in the headlights' response.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 24, 2026 12:14 PM (hmYU4)

338 Oh, the typos from above. 🤬 Mea culpa. 😞

333. migratory Latino laborers, older first-generation Chinese immigrants, and YOUNGER OR MORE RECENT FIRST-GENERATION Chinese immigrants

(in lieu of REPEATING older first-generation Chinese immigrants)

334. seasonal limitations, DAIRY & livestock facing domestic labor shortages.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 24, 2026 02:24 PM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 24 July 2026

Top Story

  • AMD has announced its new Zen 6 Epyc server CPUs and we know, if anything, less about them than we did before the announcement. (WCCFTech)

    Here's the problem: Zen 6 is strongly rumoured to increase the core count per chiplet from 8 to 12, and increase the L3 cache and X3D cache per chiplet by 50% to match. Which means that the raw numbers of cores and cache do nothing to confirm or deny the 12 core rumour. It doesn't help that the announced mainstream products focused on 96 core models which would have the same numbers whether that's twelve 8-core chiplets or eight 12-core chiplets.

    Until you get all the way down to the bottom of the chart for Socket SP8 processors and find the 8-core Epyc with 48MB of cache which rather hints that 12 core chiplets are not a lie.

    Oh, also supported (officially) are PCIe Gen 6 - probably for servers only, and 12.8GHz MRDIMMs - also probably for servers only. And up to 16 memory channels per socket, which at 12.8GHz delivers close to three times the bandwidth of Epyc Zen 5.


Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: I'm in the middle of fifteen things, all of them annoying.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:30 AM (faghi)

2 Disclaimer: I'm in the middle of fifteen things, all of them annoying.

Good luck, Pixy!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:31 AM (faghi)

3 !!

Posted by: clarence at July 24, 2026 04:31 AM (1QT7n)

4 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 04:35 AM (Ia/+0)

5 AMV - I'm So Classy

Whew! A lot going on, there.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:36 AM (faghi)

6 Guten morgen, horde.
****

I'm in the middle of fifteen things, all of them annoying.

*Proffers 9mm and two extra magazines.*

Posted by: clarence at July 24, 2026 04:39 AM (1QT7n)

7 Oh, I misread that as, "...fifteen things, all of them amazing."

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 04:42 AM (Sy6m/)

8 92 year old greeter brightens customers days at a Chik-Fil-A in NC. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/tbw6bh97

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:43 AM (xSAlF)

9 That amv sounds like it was played by the marble machine.

Posted by: clarence at July 24, 2026 04:43 AM (1QT7n)

10 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 24, 2026 04:46 AM (YoT4f)

11 Video was strange

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 04:49 AM (Ia/+0)

12 Anchored in God. Devotional on Hebrews 6:17-20:
Followed by a prayer and reflection.

https://tinyurl.com/5fbyjs35

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:52 AM (xSAlF)

13 BOING!

Cooking in the oven today. Too lazy to go outside and grill. Is me bad?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 04:52 AM (D0X9e)

14 SciVo, is the "Sci" in your nick something sciencey?

(If I may.)

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:53 AM (faghi)

15 And here's a lovely gospel song mentioned in the devotional, ""Anchored":

https://tinyurl.com/2v6r7k9a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 04:58 AM (xSAlF)

16
AMV - I'm So Classy

1,143,361 views Dec 23, 2013
I'm So Classy amv edited by STICKYGAIDEN
Music - Jesse Valentine (F-777) - I'm So Classy

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:58 AM (faghi)

17 Have no idea if will be able to pop in
Have a great day horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 05:01 AM (Ia/+0)

18 Little kitten was sleeping beside us in the bed last night . He's like purr machine. I would pet him and he'd start purring, and I'd stop petting him
And he'd stop purring.

And he was a very god boy at the vet, but he climbed up my arm to sit on my shoulder. It didn't hurt me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:01 AM (xSAlF)

19 13 Too lazy to go outside and grill. Is me bad?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 04:52 AM (D0X9e)

Your grammar is a little substandard.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:01 AM (faghi)

20 14 SciVo, is the "Sci" in your nick something sciencey?

(If I may.)
Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:53 AM (faghi)


It's short for "knowledge devourer," since I'm practically a compulsive reader and learner.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 05:05 AM (Sy6m/)

21 Expecting a cold night tonight at Pixy Park, well below freezing. No snow on offer though.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 24, 2026 05:10 AM (BLOW1)

22 20 14 SciVo, is the "Sci" in your nick something sciencey?

(If I may.)
Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:53 AM (faghi)

It's short for "knowledge devourer," since I'm practically a compulsive reader and learner.
Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 05:05 AM (Sy6m/)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:11 AM (faghi)

23 Today I won the most satisfactory game of StarCraft I've ever played. Unfortunately I lost the replay.

Posted by: meh at July 24, 2026 05:11 AM (XeEnw)

24
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 24, 2026 05:13 AM (AMvSw)

25 Latin scientiae vorator

maybe

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:14 AM (faghi)

26 Western Canada is grouching about US fires are smoking up their country. And want to know why the US is not doing anything about it. I'm sure Trump will get right on it. That last bit was sarcasm.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2026 05:14 AM (bqIVz)

27 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 24, 2026 05:16 AM (V0/Sp)

28 On 𝕏, @bonchieredstate is going on hiatus.

*sad face*

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:17 AM (faghi)

29 And here's one of the flowers we saw on our walk yesterday, "false sunflowers":

https://tinyurl.com/4p6f77br

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:19 AM (3OyJk)

30 I was hearing a raspy cry while I lay in bed. Thought maybe it was a bird in its final throes.

When I started bringing bird feeders and such out on to the deck I could hear it more clearly. There was a fox nearby.

There were no bunnies to greet my and the little dog got a light on her collar.

Posted by: fluffy at July 24, 2026 05:21 AM (V0/Sp)

31 Mornin' Horde.

@18/FenelonSpoke: Millard obviously trusts and loves you. Well done! (The shoulder-perching kitten bit made me laugh - "You'll save me from the thermometer, right? RIGHT?")

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 05:22 AM (O7YUW)

32 >>> On 𝕏, @bonchieredstate is going on hiatus.
*sad face*


*** even sadder face ***

Posted by: Twitchy editors at July 24, 2026 05:22 AM (V0/Sp)

33 32 >>> On 𝕏, @bonchieredstate is going on hiatus.
*sad face*


*** even sadder face ***
Posted by: Twitchy editors at July 24, 2026 05:22 AM (V0/Sp)

haha
I hadn't been there in forever.
https://twitchy.com

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:26 AM (faghi)

34 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 05:22 AM (O7YUW)

Yes; He didn't like the thermometer up his backside. Can't say I blame him. We have purchased pet insurance which I think will be a wise investment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:30 AM (dom7w)

35 Evening and morning, satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire! 'Tis Friday at last, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

Fen, the kitten sounds like a charmer. I recall bringing little Arizona home from the SPCA, and trying to enclose him with his food and litter box in the kitchen of our apartment by rigging up a cardboard shield in the doorway (it had no door). The next morning I woke to find a tiny bundle of red tabby fur buzzing on my pillow.

Big cat, as he grew to be, slept on my bed in one area of it or another pretty much his whole life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:33 AM (wzUl9)

36 Yes; He didn't like the thermometer up his backside. Can't say I blame him. We have purchased pet insurance which I think will be a wise investment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026


***
I've been considering pet insurance for my two furballs. What company did you go with?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9)

37 @21/Pixy Misa: "Expecting a cold night tonight at Pixy Park, well below freezing. No snow on offer though."

Work harder on that portal technology, because I'm pretty sure an open portal between you and Wolfus in New Orleans would help both of you with your mutual temperature challenges.

{ Rejoinder: You are now in the middle of sixteen things... }

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

38 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9

ASPCA

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:41 AM (lt7On)

39 The Razor's Edge, the 1946 version from Somerset Maugham's novel, is on Movies! Elliott Templeton, the classic snob, is the role Clifton Webb was born to play. Herbert Marshall in the Maugham role tells Elliott as the latter is dying that he will find the company in heaven to be mixed, to which Elliott replies, "On the contrary. There will be none of this confounded democracy there!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9)

40 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:33 AM (wzUl9

Awwww!🙂

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 05:42 AM (lt7On)

41 Patreon has laid off 20% of its workforce. (Tech Crunch)

“The more we have learned to use these new tools, the clearer it has become that they are not substitutes for the creativity, judgment, detail orientation, or craftsmanship that our teammates have in spades...."

The card game?

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 05:43 AM (faghi)

42 Work harder on that portal technology, because I'm pretty sure an open portal between you and Wolfus in New Orleans would help both of you with your mutual temperature challenges.

{ Rejoinder: You are now in the middle of sixteen things... }
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026


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Yes! A twenty-five-degree drop in my temps and a similar rise in Pixy's would give us both about 57-60 F.!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:46 AM (wzUl9)

43 @34/FenelonSpoke:

https://tinyurl.com/mr28waau

Skip the next comic after that one (it's filler), but then read the four subsequent ones.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 05:46 AM (O7YUW)

44 I'm happy when it's cold though. Don't need to mow the lawn.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 24, 2026 05:49 AM (BLOW1)

45 Awwww!🙂
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026


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Oh, Arizona could be difficult and prickly. He hated going to the vet, hated moving, didn't like other cats, didn't like new male visitors to his territory (he was fine with the female ones!). But from the second day, there was never any question. He was my cat, I was his human, there, that's settled. Now when's dinner?

Stirling here, though much more easygoing, has pretty much the same attitude about me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9)

46 See if this goes

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 05:56 AM (xrWSS)

47
My Win10 computer refuses to boot up. I don't know if it's a boot order problem or a impending disk failure. Got it sort of running and now I'm desperately saving my music, documents, pictures and website over to a 1 TB drive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 05:56 AM (O0L8i)

48 My Win 7 computer is a solid performer.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 05:58 AM (qFwJc)

49 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 24, 2026 06:01 AM (Hbeqj)

50 44 I'm happy when it's cold though. Don't need to mow the lawn.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 24, 2026 05:49 AM (BLOW1)

Bundle up! In case the wind BLOWs.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 06:01 AM (faghi)

51 Pixy, whennish did you start being a cob-logger?

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 06:02 AM (faghi)

52 no one of consequence, I am envious.

I have to use my phone as a hot spot to get internet and had been using Firefox as a browser. That no longer works because the computer is Win10. Brave still works.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 06:02 AM (abScH)

53 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 05:56 AM (O0L8i)

I am sleepy. I first read that as "my wino computer."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 06:04 AM (XvETL)

54 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9

That's nice!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2026 06:06 AM (XvETL)

55 @48/no one of any consequence:

XP and Windows 7 were the last truly good versions of windows in terms of "Fairly decent UI, and the OS gets out of the way to let you get on with using your computer the way you want to."

Microslop lost the plot with versions 8.0 and beyond.

I don't see things getting any better unless they lose a LOT of market share and are honest with themselves about all the bad decisions the company has made in recent years.

(Yeah, that's not happening.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2026 06:06 AM (O7YUW)

56 I am using Brave now. Some websites don't support it. Then in use Chrome.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 24, 2026 06:08 AM (qFwJc)

57 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 24, 2026 06:15 AM (amcLV)

58 No hard workout this morning. At nine-thirty Miss Linda and I will go to the nearby mall for a mid-length (say, thirty minutes') walk.

I tried to talk to the IRS yesterday about my long-errant refund check. Both of the numbers they give on their website bring you to an automated assistant, who even with my SSN, etc., "can't find" my refund. There seems to be no way to talk to an actual human without making an in-person appointment at the only office downtown. The website has a "refund tracker" feature which gave the same info. Today I'll try it again and enter my original refund amount instead of the amended one. Maybe I'll get a new response.

I'm rapidly coming to the point of saying "I guess I'll never see that check" and consider it found money if it ever does show up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

59 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at July 24, 2026 06:16 AM (PzBTm)

60 Windows XP was great for doing fun art projects when you had Adobe programs. Ah! The old days.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 06:16 AM (abScH)

61 Windows XP was great for doing fun art projects when you had Adobe programs. Ah! The old days.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026


***
Sometimes I miss MS Word for DOS, ca. 1989.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)

62
@twitchyteam

ICYMI: Trimming the Fat: ABC Slashes The View's Hosts’ Salaries and Wardrobe Budget, More Cuts Coming

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 06:19 AM (faghi)

63 59 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 24, 2026 06:16 AM (PzBTm)

YAY!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 06:20 AM (faghi)

64
It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

Yay! Just two workdays until Monday!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2026 06:24 AM (O0L8i)

65 ICYMI: Trimming the Fat: ABC Slashes The View's Hosts’ Salaries and Wardrobe Budget, More Cuts Coming

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 06:19 AM (faghi)
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If that means skimpier clothing, I see put the money back in the budget!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 06:27 AM (T8aW9)

66 51 Pixy, whennish did you start being a cob-logger?
Posted by: m


I just looked it up. 21 April 2021 was the first day on this server, though for about three weeks before that we were limping along on a smaller server after the datacenter fire and I think I was posting then as well.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 24, 2026 06:27 AM (BLOW1)

67 Thank you, Rosasharn!

G'mornin' everyone!

50 degrees, light breeze, cloud cover indeterminate until the sun crosses the horizon ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 24, 2026 06:31 AM (VyBeY)

68 The hags on The View should be wearing sackcloth.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 06:31 AM (abScH)

69 Rejoinder: You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Another day older and deeper in debt.

Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2026 06:31 AM (lJ0H4)

70 65 ICYMI: Trimming the Fat: ABC Slashes The View's Hosts’ Salaries and Wardrobe Budget, More Cuts Coming

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 06:19 AM (faghi)
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If that means skimpier clothing, I see put the money back in the budget!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 06:27 AM (T8aW9)

Cancel The View, only because it sucks. Not that I want those hags canceled.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 06:32 AM (8l6/L)

71 The hags on The View should be wearing sackcloth.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026


***
"How now, you secret, black, and midmorning hags!"
( -- Macbeth, guesting on The View)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 06:33 AM (wzUl9)

72 Verifying IRGC claims of strikes keeps getting harder. Were the Amazon facilities in Bahrsin destroyed?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2026 06:34 AM (abScH)

73 66 51 Pixy, whennish did you start being a cob-logger?
Posted by: m

I just looked it up. 21 April 2021 was the first day on this server, though for about three weeks before that we were limping along on a smaller server after the datacenter fire and I think I was posting then as well.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 24, 2026 06:27 AM (BLOW1)

Thank you! I was estimating "during the pandemic" but I couldn't get closer than that. Happy 5-year anniversary plus a bit!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 06:34 AM (faghi)

74 we have a win 10 mini-pc with no internet connection for the sole purpose of running our old copy of adobe cs2
Mrs Eez's machine for performing Graphic Arts.
all file transfers via thumb drive
only one in the house, everything else runs Linux Mint

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 24, 2026 06:37 AM (VyBeY)

75 mornin yall. A customer called me earlier this week because their point of sale system would not boot. I went over there and unplugged the power supply for a few minutes and plugged it back in and it came up.

The dang thing is running Win 98 and has been continuously since about 2003. It never gets turned off. Kind of amazing it still works. I bet the inside of that thing is a horror show but I'm not going to look. I told them it's time to get a new POS system but I'm not going to provide it.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 06:44 AM (MWfyi)

76 mornin yall. A customer called me earlier this week because their point of sale system would not boot. I went over there and unplugged the power supply for a few minutes and plugged it back in and it came up.

The dang thing is running Win 98 and has been continuously since about 2003. It never gets turned off. Kind of amazing it still works. I bet the inside of that thing is a horror show but I'm not going to look. I told them it's time to get a new POS system but I'm not going to provide it.
Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026


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Oh. Oh! POS = "point of sale"! Now I get it. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 06:46 AM (wzUl9)

77 You can buy a POS system with display, receipt printer, card reader, and barcode scanner from Amazon for less than $1000. I'm not going to get involved with something like that. If you own a business and can't figure the software out maybe you shouldn't be in business.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 06:51 AM (MWfyi)

78 Obama stiffed his plumber for 4 million dollars so the plumber had to shut down. Hey dude, you lie down with the dogeater you will wake up fleeced.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 06:53 AM (MWfyi)

79

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 24, 2026 06:56 AM (sUMTS)

80 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 24, 2026 06:58 AM (2Ez/1)

81 I don't see things getting any better unless they lose a LOT of market share and are honest with themselves about all the bad decisions the company has made in recent years.


Microsoft reports that their "Windows OEM and Devices" revenue increased 3% at over $13.5B in revenue.

Office: $33.1B for the quarter, ↑16% commercial ↑21%

Azure: $75B Annual ↑34% YoY

The products for business way overtakes the Xbox, Surface, Windows, Search revenue. Windows is the ink jet printer, all the crap that runs on it is the ink.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:01 AM (rgGn5)

82 If you own a business and can't figure the software out maybe you shouldn't be in business.

You buy from Amazon, you deserve the heartbreak. POS is an integrations business. The actual POS terminal's devices all have their own drivers and OPOS/UPOS which was the common device communications protocol hasn't been supported in nearly a decade except through crappy iterations of JavaOPOS.

The point being, POS doesn't just plug-in and magic occurs, there is a ton of integration work that the hardware software vendors have to work out and nearly 100% of that is outsourced to India because POS is a commodity item.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:07 AM (NzX/y)

83 Fed the furry thugs. I think they are rapidly learning the word "feed." Arizona the big red tabby knew that word, along with his name and the word "No" (usually delivered at my full volume). Of the three, "feed" was, naturally, the most important.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 07:09 AM (wzUl9)

84 In local news, Shakqylion Deletwon Coxton got arrested for DUI again. After about 8 times you'd think he would lean his lesson.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:10 AM (MWfyi)

85 Fed the furry thugs. I think they are rapidly learning the word "feed." Arizona the big red tabby knew that word, along with his name and the word "No" (usually delivered at my full volume). Of the three, "feed" was, naturally, the most important.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 07:09 AM (wzUl9)
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Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) doesn't react when I say the words "food" or "breakfast" or "dinner."

However, if I say the word "treats" she immediately perks up and chirps at me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026 07:12 AM (FZ29D)

86 I've got my win 7 on image but am content with Mint.

Haven't put anything on local HD in years. Have three fat WD's in the box. Right now hooked to two SanDisc externals, one for music and movies, the other for stuff. If the computer goes south I just plug the HD's into another one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 07:12 AM (vC80E)

87 And Stirling just came to sit on my lap and milk tread for few moments -- *after* his breakfast. I'm not sure what that means, but it must mean something good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9)

88 "The point being, POS doesn't just plug-in and magic occurs"

Well, you have to setup accounts and enter inventory. It's not that difficult. The packages offered include the hardware and software that already works together. For a single station setup, it's easy enough.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:14 AM (MWfyi)

89 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) doesn't react when I say the words "food" or "breakfast" or "dinner."

However, if I say the word "treats" she immediately perks up and chirps at me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2026


***
Stirling and Dagny know the cabinet where I keep the treats, and will vault up to the counter beneath it whenever I open the door. I'm not sure if they know the word "treats," but I would not be surprised.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 07:14 AM (wzUl9)

90 Everyone with a name like, Shakqylion, should be arrested and checked. 88% will have a warrant.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 07:14 AM (vC80E)

91 Breakfast for the furballs and me is done. No need to shave today; just a shower (only for me, natch), and I'll settle down at the desktop with the last of the coffee and check my email.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2026 07:16 AM (wzUl9)

92 I apologize for taking off my sock. Avert your eyes, trust me.

Posted by: fluffy at July 24, 2026 07:16 AM (V0/Sp)

93 87 And Stirling just came
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Buddy had a Stirling. Honda and Toyota parts on a British chassis, assembled in England, designed in England. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 07:17 AM (vC80E)

94 Shuntavia Janay Jackon got arrested for DUI too but it's only her first time.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:17 AM (MWfyi)

95 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

96 Busy week for the Sheriff. Zharia T Era Ancye Blount got herself a DUI too.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:20 AM (MWfyi)

97 77 You can buy a POS system with display, receipt printer, card reader, and barcode scanner from Amazon for less than $1000. I'm not going to get involved with something like that. If you own a business and can't figure the software out maybe you shouldn't be in business.

Posted by: fd a
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That's a push.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 07:20 AM (vC80E)

98 AOC begs state governments for a recession and job losses, to beat Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yv3svdmk

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2026 07:21 AM (9nc7W)

99 For a single station setup, it's easy enough.

Works fine for as long as the wear items can be replaced spec-for-spec.

Now add a PIN Pad... with NFC. What does your encryption software look like and does it work with your vendor and payments processor? Adding a scale? A security scale? How about a money exchanger? If all you are doing is scanning UPC codes and printing receipts that works until it breaks. Anything more aggressive requires integration.

Printers themselves are all over the map in what they can do. simple, single receipt? OK. drawing a bar code? some can't do that. drawing a logo or something else - forget it. Do you want to do journaling? how wide is that receipt paper?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:24 AM (nCgQz)

100 Yesterday saw the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas.
I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships.

It was impressive moving down the tracks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

101 Everyone with a name like, Shakqylion, should be arrested and checked. 88% will have a warrant.


--

Shakgylion sounds like a painful skin boil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 24, 2026 07:28 AM (qBdHI)

102 " If all you are doing is scanning UPC codes and printing receipts that works until it breaks"

That is all they have been doing on the old system for about 25 years. The system they have does exactly what they want and they would not even consider replacing it if the computer wasn't dying. They would be happy to run it another 25 years. Like most people though, they don't want to change.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi)

103 Yesterday saw the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas.
I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships.

It was impressive moving down the tracks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
__________

After seeing the Big Boy, the Soviets tried to make an even larger version. Did not work out well.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 24, 2026 07:29 AM (XvL8K)

104 It's not my problem though. I don't care if they have to write paper receipts.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:29 AM (MWfyi)

105 Shuntavia is a bitch. Lock her ass up good.

Posted by: Shakqylion's mom at July 24, 2026 07:29 AM (2Ez/1)

106 Were the Amazon facilities in Bahrsin destroyed?

I'm not sure Iran wants to piss off Amazon.

Amazon was building drones to deliver significant payloads right to your front door. Do they really want some of the most brilliant minds and hardest working software engineers to have a mission that looks a lot like their recreational video games?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 24, 2026 07:30 AM (nCgQz)

107 Just to show the local cops are not racist, Ketankumar Maneklal Patel got a DUI too.

Posted by: fd at July 24, 2026 07:32 AM (MWfyi)

108 Big Boy's cutting right across the middle east to west. They could have ran a circle too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 24, 2026 07:33 AM (vC80E)

109 Community Notes

Iranian leadership and long-term thinking are orthogonal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

110 Patel = dot not feather.

Posted by: The More You Know at July 24, 2026 07:34 AM (2Ez/1)

111 J.J. Runway 270.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

112 >>> I just looked it up. 21 April 2021 was the first day on this server, though for about three weeks before that we were limping along on a smaller server after the datacenter fire and I think I was posting then as well.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 24, 2026 06:27 AM (BLOW1)

Ah. Around the green orange era. I liked the alt blog software but the horde can’t be trusted with image imbeds in comments. Or moving marque fonts.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2026 07:43 AM (3uBP9)

113 Patreon is a garbage company - they routinely deny payment to anyone that's not a Communist.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2026 08:19 AM (xComp)

Thursday 7/23/26 ONT in the Doghouse [Hour of the Wolf]



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Source: Charles M. Schulz Museum

I got a little snoopy earlier today, so tonight I'm in the doghouse. Anyone care to join me? Fly in a Fokker Triplane for a dogfight?

***

Where did we get the phrase "in the doghouse"
People have conflicting theories.

Literal Origins: The Doghouse as a Symbol of Disfavor

The term “doghouse” has been part of the English language since at least the mid-1500s, referring to a shelter for dogs. In the late 19th century, the term evolved to describe the backyard structure for a single dog. The figurative use of “in the doghouse,” meaning to be in temporary disgrace, emerged by 1932.

Earliest Printed Record: Winsor McCay’s Comic Strip

The earliest known printed use of “in the doghouse” in its idiomatic sense appears in Winsor McCay’s comic strip Dream of the Rarebit Fiend between 1904 and 1905. This predates the 1926 glossary Criminalese by J.J. Finerty, which defines “in dog house” as “in disfavor.

Maritime Theory: Sailors’ Punishment Quarters

Another theory suggests that the idiom originated in the 19th century when sailors slept in small huts on a ship’s deck, referred to as “dog houses.” Punished sailors were made to sleep in these cramped, uncomfortable spaces, leading to the association of “being in the doghouse” with being in trouble.

Source, and some other theories: theidioms.com

Today's Funnies
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said,
"Well, do you want to make a run for it, or should we stay here for a few days and out number them?"

***

When I was a kid, we played "Spin the Bottle". If they didn't want to kiss you, they'd have to give you a quarter. By the time I was 12, I owned my own house.

***

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat ...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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New Chicago Fire Hydrant

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Doghouse Tunes
















And one candidate I'm considering for 2028.


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Not music, but calming: British Boobies and Yoga Puppies



Today's Poll

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Your opinion only, not your dog's, please. Mine is D.

***

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Canine IT Services.

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AOSHQ disclaims all content by guest posters.

Complaints about content should be directed to the Law Offices of Dindu Nuffin. Complaints about broken treats should be directed to the Law Offices of Howl and Meow.For best results, ask for Robert the Cat.

Feedback, and suggestions for new fill-in ONTs, should be sent to hour dot of dot the dot wolf dot 91 at gee mail dot com. I probably won't dash of a quick response to email. For morse details, ask below. I do not have keys to the site, with good reason, so the site is protected by calmer and wiser heads.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 “Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
― Marilyn Monroe

Posted by: mindful webworker - man v beast at July 23, 2026 10:00 PM (M5tgA)

2 2nd

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 23, 2026 10:00 PM (B2pWp)

3 It’s later than you think

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:00 PM (51ygH)

4 Where did we get the phrase "in the doghouse"
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Obama doesn't own a doghouse.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:01 PM (vE0+H)

5 I am SO Madagascar is still even available to be purchased in this country.

Do y'all even CARE about the Earth and climate change??

I'm so outta here.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (JLqL/)

6 It's like nobody even saw my movie!

Posted by: Al Gore at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (JLqL/)

7 Beware the Doghouse
https://youtu.be/Twivg7GkYts

Posted by: mindful webworker - true story at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (M5tgA)

8 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x)

9 I miss joe.
Gone a year and a half now. He was my buddy.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (2WIwB)

10
Dog, therefore ONT

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (O0L8i)

11 Oh, this ONT! Good to see it again!

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)

12 Evenin' Horde. Thanks for the ONT, HotW

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (kOluj)

13 We doing reruns for the ONT now?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (syz1S)

14 Hi y'all!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (ok2JK)

15 G, of course. What kind of sick freak puts nuts in candy?

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

16 I'd have to go with A and H because of dental issues

I seem to have missed all the Snoopy things today

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (ZxPkt)

17 Dog ONT! Thanks HotW.

Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW)

18 Deja vu

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (BI5O2)

19 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper


I'm not sure it's a whole genre. Seems to be just the one band.

Or two, if you count Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

20 AOSHQ disclaims all content by guest posters.


Smart move.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (oUopv)

21 Groundhog day. Doghouse day. Whatever. It's all the same to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (BI5O2)

22 So how did we go from Trump hates Jews to Trump was best buds with Epstein and is a puppet of Israel?

Oh that's right. It turns out you can just say things.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (vE0+H)

23 13 We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04

Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x)

24 D and G

Posted by: lin-duh at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (VCgbV)

25 Dog ONT! Thanks HotW.
Posted by: scampydog at July 23, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW)

You're welcome. I tried to include something for everyone, but missed Robert the Cat.

Hopefully Piper and Bulg both enjoy the yoga video....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (qx7Zg)

26 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper

I'm not sure it's a whole genre. Seems to be just the one band.

Or two, if you count Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.
Posted by: mikeski


The Royal Guardsmen

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (oUopv)

27 Today's Poll

Coconut.

Bite into the expensive chocolate, get a mouthful of sawdust. Bleh.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

28 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x)


Hour of the Wolf bringing good content! You might have some competition for Doof Enterprises employee of the month.

Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

29 Maple nut. Barf.

I like all the others.

Posted by: Derak at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (bixZP)

30 Thanks for the dandy Thursday Night ONT, Hour of the Wolf!

Appropriately dog-themed too!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (D/6p1)

31 Me: ODD, and happy about it🐕🐶🐕‍🦺!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (ok2JK)

32 I

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (2WIwB)

33 Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper


Dounds like there's a two day delay in the afterlife. Since this is Thursday.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (oUopv)

34 8 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x)

Vince Guaraldi Trio

https://tinyurl.com/387hspk8

https://tinyurl.com/bd6zuch5

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (w/O5Q)

35 Strange. I suddenly have an urge for an almond cluster.

Posted by: mindful webworker - life is like a box of melted chocolates at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (M5tgA)

36 I think ODD is better than OPP.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (Dd38x)

37 We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04

Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x)

It sounds like Piper got snoopy earlier this week.

If she's Snoopy, what does that make J? Woodstock, Charlie Brown, or Linus?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg)

38 F and G are abominations, unfit for human consumption.

Posted by: Chocoholic at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (JM9I6)

39 Definitely "D".

Posted by: Born Free at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (raD1m)

40 C. Peanut Butter

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (oSFyF)

41 I only have one dog but otherwise fit ODD to a tee

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (WL2lA)

42 E on the poll for me. Chocolate truffle can be very good, but in most boxes they're kinda mid.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (ftFVW)

43 All this snoopy and red baron...
Now I want to watch The Blue Max.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)

44

Devo - Dawghaus

youtu.be/CLu7SwNtfvI



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)

45 They're all fine. It's just candy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (BI5O2)

46
?

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (oq9dX)

47 That Allman Brothers doggo is amazing! What a resemblance!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (D/6p1)

48 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

All day long, I thought today was Wednesday....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

49 Oh my gosh, thanks Wolf for much dog stuff!!!💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (ok2JK)

50 I'd swear I saw this ONT last night for about 10 seconds

Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (sOtuf)

51 Bauuau Haus

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (BI5O2)

52 Welcome aboard, TiFW

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (RCjYY)

53 10
20
30
40
50 or more the Bloody Red Barron
Was running up the score

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (/+uur)

54 Toffee, no contest.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (0Htd1)

55 There was an earthquake in the Texas Panhandle this morning. I heard the pipes in the water heater closet rattling for a few seconds, then it was over. I read about it on the news a little later. It only happened once before that I noticed.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (VJX5o)

56 D, F, and I.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (oq9dX)

57 I do not find coconut delightful in any way.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (VJX5o)

58 Pity you didn't conduct the poll based on the Whizzo Quality Assortment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e)

59 neighbors with their barky barky baromotic dogs are home.
It is 9 fucking 13
will someone rid me of these beast

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (/+uur)

60 So the Minnesota shooter is very similar to the Afghan "refugee" who died in a shoot out with the cops last year. Both claimed they did it because they hated being in America.

Well, hey, I know how we can fix this sort of thing before it gets to shooting...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 10:14 PM (sKqQm)

61 Coconut.

Bite into the expensive chocolate, get a mouthful of sawdust. Bleh.
Posted by: mikeski
------

::fistbump::

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:14 PM (rdVOm)

62 Snoopy! My dogs favorite actor.

Posted by: Case at July 23, 2026 10:14 PM (bqIVz)

63 OK, the ROYAL GUADSMAN singing Snoopy for... PRESIDENT?

Uh....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (mP0Kj)

64 in the doghouse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfFN4oJQq-4

Posted by: davidt at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/)

65 In the immortal words of Gene Tracy: Thosr Fokkers were Messerschmitts!

Posted by: Big Porker at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (0jsOz)

66 I just spent 1200 to do to my trees what another guy charged my 3800 to do 3 years ago.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (/+uur)

67 Since I'm getting a deja vu chance, I'll go with B on the candy pool.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 10:15 PM (a89qc)

68
It sounds like Piper got snoopy earlier this week.

If she's Snoopy, what does that make J? Woodstock, Charlie Brown, or Linus?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg

Oh gosh, definitely not Charlie Brown. Hmmm. I don’t know that he fits a character, really.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (Dd38x)

69 I'd swear I saw this ONT last night for about 10 seconds
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 10:11 PM (sOtuf)


You definitely didn't see it on Tuesday when I was copy/pasting content into the thread builder and accidentally pasted it over my own live thread. Nope - definitely not.

Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

70 43 All this snoopy and red baron...
Now I want to watch The Blue Max.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)

Flyboys... may go watch it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (mP0Kj)

71 Coconut
Caramel
Toffee
are all inedible

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (WL2lA)

72 Last week a car crashed into the Hungry Dawgs Diner in Bonney Lake WA. They make a great breakfast. Once the police were done, patrons stayed all day and into the night to help the owner get things back in shape. They opened the next morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)

73 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

74 Toffee sucks the unwashed bung of a homeless person after an explosive Taco Bell fart. Definitely selection H is worst. If someone gives that piece to you, they are either your enemy, or a demon. Possibly both.

Posted by: DPICM at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (zweKz)

75 Strange. I suddenly have an urge for an almond cluster.
Posted by: mindful webworker

Oh so that's what the kids are calling it these days!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (6x1Uq)

76 had a ridgeback mix that dug under the doghouse and slept there.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (/+uur)

77 Coconut Delight is the worst candy, by a country mile. Rancid taste, and the texture of excelsior.

And the shelter on a drilling rig where the driller's console and the geolograph are located, is called the doghouse. When I was working in the patch, my dog Pogo would climb all the stairs to the doghouse at mealtimes, and mooch off the crew. I had several toolpushers tell me, "you know, when your dog is on the lease, the crew are on their best behavior."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (1z8ji)

78 43

I watched The Blue Max a long time ago. I thought it was really clunky, fwiw. It doesn't even give good Ursula Andres.

She's still alive at age 92, btw.

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY)

79 55 There was an earthquake in the Texas Panhandle this morning. I heard the pipes in the water heater closet rattling for a few seconds, then it was over. I read about it on the news a little later. It only happened once before that I noticed.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:12 PM (VJX5o)

Over under on which pops first...

Los A earthquake, or Bay Area... we're due.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (mP0Kj)

80 Snoopy is a beagle so hus music genre is probably yodeling

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (WL2lA)

81 I wanted something big, ugly, and imposing. But enough about Michelle.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (Q+gd/)

82 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (YoT4f)

83 Coconut
Caramel
Toffee
are all inedible
Posted by: vmom


How can someone be exactly right and exactly wrong in the same post? Caramels are yum.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov)

84 I for me.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 23, 2026 10:18 PM (vSvIl)

85 76 sb Andress, Andres

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (RCjYY)

86 Having some deja vu or deja voodoo, man.

I do LOVE the dog who looks like Gregg Allman.

Cheers, y'all!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (hzuYO)

87 Anyway. Missing Miklos

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (ok2JK)

88
The Apollo 10 crew named the command module Charlie Brown, and the lunar module Snoopy.

Snoopy was set off in a heliocentric orbit, where it was well, went on eternal patrol you might say. In 2019, some astronomers think they might have found it:

https://t.ly/Btvfm

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

89 Marzipan chocolates are barf worthy.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (s2K/A)

90 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

It should have been built in Martha's Vineyard. It would have worked so well on a small island just offshore, with a big rotating light and a fog horn.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (qx7Zg)

91 Coconut Delight is the worst candy, by a country mile. Rancid taste, and the texture of excelsior.



Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (oUopv)

92 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity.
.......

Hey, it created one permanent job. Cobweb Guy.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (oq9dX)

93 I can't believe you people missed this one:

The MaCoys

https://t.ly/obESo

Some pretty fine dancing there btw.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (6x1Uq)

94 73 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

The Left's schtick is to try to destroy what is good.

So, they redefine beauty... they redefine what is a Man... they redefine what is a Woman...

They redefine right from wrong, good from evil...

Because if you cannot even define an actual problem, then you can't fix it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (mP0Kj)

95 I watched The Blue Max a long time ago. I thought it was really clunky, fwiw. It doesn't even give good Ursula Andres.

She's still alive at age 92, btw.
Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY)


Ursula Andress made young Diogenes feel funny inside.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)

96 The song begins with a background commentary in faux German: "Achtung! Jetzt wir singen zusammen die Geschichte über den Schweinköpfigen Hund und den lieben Red Baron," which is a purposeful mistranslation of the English: "Attention! We will now sing together the story of that pig-headed dog (Snoopy) and the beloved Red Baron"

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:21 PM (/+uur)

97 The chocolate candy filling that I dislike most, isn't in the picture. Can't really say what it's called-- it's like a solid-rubber jelly substance, maybe fruit of some kind-- can't bite through it and has little flavor. Too chewy to eat, always spat it out. Bleh.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:21 PM (rdVOm)

98 There is no worst chocolate candy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:22 PM (51ygH)

99 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (+9wcF)

100 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

101 15 G, of course. What kind of sick freak puts nuts in candy?

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt
---

Prolly in the basement.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (51ygH)

102 15 G, of course. What kind of sick freak puts nuts in candy?
Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt


You can get Russell Stover chocolates that are all creams. No nuts, and no toffee.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

103 It should have been built in Martha's Vineyard. It would have worked so well on a small island just offshore, with a big rotating light and a fog horn.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


It would be the world's ugliest lighthouse, and second place wouldn't be close.

It belongs on the island with the rest of Alcatraz.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

104 How is it that I can’t think of a word that’s on the tip of my tongue, but I can hear Snoopy and the Red Baron, released when I was 10, and can remember every word? I damn near wore down the 45. And I’m going with J, the reviled cream center.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (SjAWL)

105 I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity. Was the decision made by someone who secretly hates him, like, oh, I dunno, Michelle?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H)

106

The small building at the base of an AM radio tower is called a doghouse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)

107 87 Anyway. Missing Miklos
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (ok2JK)

Where is he? I haven’t seen him on X either.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x)

108 No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H)

The Vogon poetry of architecture

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (7gFa4)

109 Charlie Brown

youtu.be/_nZ9i1UjTc8

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (YoT4f)

110 I had a beagelneese
He got ran over

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (/+uur)

111 No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H)

Calling it a Nazi flak tower is an insult to the architects of Nazi flak towers. They at least had some symmetry to them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji)

112 When I was a kid, I grew up at a small airport in Washington State. I lucked into a P/T job helping an old guy there rebuild old airplanes. As I got older I learned that Les was a pilot in WW 1. When Snoopy and the Red Baron was popular, I asked him once if he ever flew against the Baron. He did. Twice. He didn't like it much, but he held his own.
Les was a cool guy. Taught me a lot.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB)

113 Raspberry. Gross.

Or its cousin - strawberry creme :X

Posted by: H at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (27rXu)

114 his name was Ferocious

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (/+uur)

115 >>I still can't believe that even dumb people, like Obama's people, would pick that monstrosity.
-----------

22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American
Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute
shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."

23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive,
meaningless art."


--excerpt from the Congressional Record at:

ecjones.org/1963_Communist_Goals.pdf

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)

116 Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x)

HA! Thanks for the heads up. I just went and read Tuesday's for a fresh one (to me).

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (syz1S)

117 107 87 Anyway. Missing Miklos
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 23, 2026 10:19 PM (ok2JK)

Where is he? I haven’t seen him on X either.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x)

I thought I saw him post once last night. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (qx7Zg)

118 Where is he? I haven’t seen him on X either.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x)

He popped in here earlier today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji)

119 Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:25 PM (7gFa4)

PERFECT

(or should I say PREFECT)

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (vE0+H)

120 In wth news from PA:

"Man Stabbed Sister To Death, Injured Brother Over Barking Dogs "

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (7gFa4)

121 Losing your spoon, not being in your bunk by 8:00 PM, or smoking while lying down means a night in the DOG HOUSE.

Loud talking, fighting inside (grudges wait for Saturday afternoon), sitting with dirty pants on bunks, or failing to return pop bottles earns time in the DOG HOUSE.

"Any man don't keep order spends a night in....the DOG HOUSE."

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (dIske)

122 (emphasis mine @115)

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (rdVOm)

123 55 There was an earthquake in the Texas Panhandle this morning. I heard the pipes in the water heater closet rattling for a few seconds, then it was over. I read about it on the news a little later. It only happened once before that I noticed.

Posted by: huerfano
---

Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX but the deep clay is moist which lubricates the slide.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI3pne1IbWM

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (51ygH)

124 Obama built his library to fuck with you

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (/+uur)

125 The cheap concrete will crack and they will tear it down for used rebar and copper wires.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (oq9dX)

126 Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)

But Democrats are very concerned some "extremists" might be taking over

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (vE0+H)

127 You can get Russell Stover chocolates that are all creams. No nuts, and no toffee.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

I like a Heath every once in a while. Toffee should be crunchy. I can see how it wouldn't work in a truffle shape.

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

128 d.
f.
i.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 23, 2026 10:29 PM (MYQ7F)

129 Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX but the deep clay is moist which lubricates the slide.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI3pne1IbWM

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (51ygH)

There are big faults everywhere, but only a small fraction are active. Some have not moved in a billion years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:30 PM (1z8ji)

130 Nope - definitely not.

Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
-------
Your efforts, as always, are very much appreciated!

Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 10:30 PM (sOtuf)

131 How can someone be exactly right and exactly wrong in the same post? Caramels are yum.
Posted by: mikeski


Caramels are good if they are the soft, gooey kind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)

132 Move over little dog, big dog's moving in.

https://tinyurl.com/fs5jxev9

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 23, 2026 10:31 PM (QaH55)

133 But Democrats are very concerned some "extremists" might be taking over
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM

Yes.

Their *concern* is duly noted. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm)

134 Worst chocolate candy from the box....yeah I'm gonna go with none.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:32 PM (S41Gd)

135 Fun fact: the real WWI Red Baron was shot down by ground fire.

Shot in the chest.

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)

136 Caramel is the worst. They're hard as a rock and break your teeth. Which is not to say they're not tasty.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 23, 2026 10:34 PM (SwCxT)

137 Wife (then gf) lil sister poke and prodded every box of chocolates to get the pieces she wanted

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:34 PM (/+uur)

138 I saw a video on X today of a bear on a power pole and the landscape looked familiar. It was out on the prairie of northeast New Mexico where I spent summers working for my aunt. People are horribly distressed because the bear got electrocuted and not rescued by whoever is in charge of rescuing large predators from weird circumstances. Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state. I'm baffled as to why it was so far away from the hills and canyons. Bears aren't generally a plains animal.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (VJX5o)

139 Someone dumped caramel-in my pants!

Posted by: President Emeritus! at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

140 there's supposed to be a map of the different candies on the inside of the box lid

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt)

141 Some pretty fine dancing there btw.
Posted by: Tonypete

Damn straight.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (a89qc)

142 No, it's meant to be an insult to anyone who gazes upon it. It intentionally defies critique. It is criticism itself. An entirely godless soulless structure. Leftists are very very bizarre people.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (vE0+H)

Calling it a Nazi flak tower is an insult to the architects of Nazi flak towers. They at least had some symmetry to them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji)

It looks like buildings you see on planets in the video game . Nothing good comes out of those either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (S41Gd)

143 I would say that the worst candy was "Crunchy Frog", but it's not on the list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU

Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (yXKEQ)

144 140 there's supposed to be a map of the different candies on the inside of the box lid
Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt)

Whitman Sampler used to have that.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (SjAWL)

145 Doghouse is the air/fan section of an upright VW engine, Type 1 or 2.

Posted by: VW Drivel at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (JM9I6)

146 Pity you didn't conduct the poll based on the Whizzo Quality Assortment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e)

Inspector: Number five: Ram's Bladder Cup. (beat) Now, what sort of confectionery is that?

Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark's vomit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (wVcYX)

147 The video game starfield.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (S41Gd)

148 D … D …
Definitely D

Posted by: Raymond Babbitt at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (TTAGa)

149 there's supposed to be a map of the different candies on the inside of the box lid
Posted by: Don Black


The earthquake must have rearranged them.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

150 Give me a double stack box of Whitman's Sampler and, get out the way, I'll eat the whole thing in one sitting. I'm addicted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (51ygH)

151 Zohran Mamdani: “A lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.

Carnegie did not force you to buy the books.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur)

152 Oh so this is something new. If I spellcheck a word it erases it. Fuck computers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (S41Gd)

153 I saw a video on X today of a bear on a power pole and the landscape looked familiar. It was out on the prairie of northeast New Mexico where I spent summers working for my aunt. People are horribly distressed because the bear got electrocuted and not rescued by whoever is in charge of rescuing large predators from weird circumstances. Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state. I'm baffled as to why it was so far away from the hills and canyons. Bears aren't generally a plains animal.

Most likely the bear got hooked on meth and was trying to steal some copper to sell for scrap and feed his nasty habit far away from home so his neighbors wouldn't come looking to kick his ass when the power went out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (+9wcF)

154 Give me a double stack box of Whitman's Sampler and, get out the way, I'll eat the whole thing in one sitting. I'm addicted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:38 PM (51ygH)

Drugs are less addicting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2026 10:40 PM (S41Gd)

155 37 We doing reruns for the ONT now?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 10:04

Whatever could you be referring to? We have never seen this ONT! Not at all! Ever! Especially on a Tuesday!
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Dd38x)

It sounds like Piper got snoopy earlier this week.

If she's Snoopy, what does that make J? Woodstock, Charlie Brown, or Linus?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg)

I think we've got Charlie Brown covered, here on this blog already.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2026 10:40 PM (0CU3H)

156 Last year my sister-in-law sent me this big box of chocolates from Ethel M out of Vegas. The fillings of each were rather nice. Bourbon, Amaretto, Grand Marnier, Bailey's, Myers Dark Rum, Knob Creek (small batch), and Herradura Tequila.

Of that group, I can't say I have one that I disliked. The tequila one did make my eyes water a little, however.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)

157 129 Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX but the deep clay is moist which lubricates the slide.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:28 PM (51ygH)

There are big faults everywhere, but only a small fraction are active. Some have not moved in a billion years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You know what you did to cause the fault.

Posted by: Mother Earth at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (E4rtv)

158 28 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (Dd38x)

Hour of the Wolf bringing good content! You might have some competition for Doof Enterprises employee of the month.
Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

I am not giving him my parking spot.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x)

159 I like a Heath every once in a while. Toffee should be crunchy. I can see how it wouldn't work in a truffle shape.
Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt


I don't normally like toffee, but I knew a woman who would make homemade chocolate covered toffee for Christmas gifts. It was incredible, you could tell that it was made with real butter. The flavor was just so much better than commercial stuff, like a Heath bar. If you like a Heath bar, you would love the homemade stuff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

160 Went through Medicine Bow National Forest today. The mountains were covered in clouds and we were level with the clouds for a bit, which Pookette thought was cool.

We got lost due to construction in Laramie trying to find their Chick-fil-A, and wound up on the campus of the University of Wyoming. We saw mule deer grazing on their practice football field, haha! We also saw the nicest parking garage I've ever seen on the edge of campus. It almost looked like a castle made of sandstone.

Posted by: pookysgirl will be sad to leave Wyoming at July 23, 2026 10:42 PM (DuDKq)

161 153 I saw a video on X today of a bear on a power pole and the landscape looked familiar. It was out on the prairie of northeast New Mexico where I spent summers working for my aunt. People are horribly distressed because the bear got electrocuted and not rescued by whoever is in charge of rescuing large predators from weird circumstances. Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state. I'm baffled as to why it was so far away from the hills and canyons. Bears aren't generally a plains animal.

Most likely the bear got hooked on meth and was trying to steal some copper to sell for scrap and feed his nasty habit far away from home so his neighbors wouldn't come looking to kick his ass when the power went out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (+9wcF)

I thought that was an AI video

https://tinyurl.com/8tsz8rke

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 23, 2026 10:43 PM (w/O5Q)

162 Another Thursday, another episode of "Chainsmoker Cat" on Netflix.

Not nearly enough, not nearly enough.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 23, 2026 10:43 PM (kdtv/)

163 meth bear movie had bear bumming cigs at 7-11 and drinkin tall boys

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:43 PM (/+uur)

164 That snoopy picture up top - I had a sweater with that exact pic on it and I wore from when I was 7 until the sleeves barely reached past my elbows.

My favorite piece of clothing in my whole young world!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (T2w7I)

165 74 Toffee sucks the unwashed bung of a homeless person after an explosive Taco Bell fart. Definitely selection H is worst. If someone gives that piece to you, they are either your enemy, or a demon. Possibly both.
Posted by: DPICM
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Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (E4rtv)

166 132 Move over little dog, big dog's moving in.

https://tinyurl.com/fs5jxev9

Posted by: Ex Rex Reede
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I don't think Hank did it that way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (51ygH)

167 I am not giving him my parking spot.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x)

I thought you had cats guarding it. For some reason, though, both dogs and cats seem to like me. It's people that give me trouble.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)

168 A lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.
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Candy Coated Communism, part one million. Are you ready for this bs for the next two plus years?

So now commies invented libraries. What a fucking retard spouting retard shit, scripted specifically for the dumbest of retards among us to zombify within.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:45 PM (vE0+H)

169 I ate one of those little Whitman's Sampler boxes, 8 piece or so, then filled the box with Rhino Beetles, wrapped it, and sent it to my sister-in-law. Her Mom, my MIL, was over for her weekly visit and they sat down to watch a soap opera, bringing out the "candies". I wasn't too popular for a while.

Posted by: How To Make Friends at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (JM9I6)

170
Here's one of the iconic Apollo 10, Snoopy photos:

https://t.ly/oXRZu

There's a story behind that. The gal there is Jayme Flowers (later Coplin), who was Gordon Cooper's secretary. She and Gene Cernan had a thing going on. Well, not *that* kind of thing, but they clowned around. Gene told her to give a him something and he'd carry it around the Moon for her as a souvenir.

So she got that giant stuffed Snoopy as a gag that that was she wanted him to carry along. The result was these photos, which occurred with Gene after Stafford in the above photo, from a Reddit thread:
https://t.ly/JlcEN

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

171 --------
Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.

Posted by: whig
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Jolly Rancher enters the chat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (51ygH)

172 Hi folks. Happy Friday Eve.

I think it might have been MP4 (and if it wasn't, apologies to him) who said that Snoopy was the downfall of "Peanuts." And I've come to agree with that.

"Peanuts" was about how flawed characters dealt with their flaws, and how they became real by doing so. While Charlie Brown never won at anything, but it never dented his determination to continue. While he would despair over his outcomes, he would never allow his failures to consume him.

Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him.

I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1)

173
The sick thing is they want us to argue and set out our case for why they are wrong. They want us to burn brain cells and ink and pixels proving every angle about why they are wrong. As if they aren't already hyper aware of why they are wrong.

I will never forget when Romney made some proposal in 2012 during the election and Obama actually had the front to make a speech and lecture Romney that with a "government" program like what Romney was suggesting, the government doesn't pay for any of it. "The people do. The taxpayers."

They love doing this stuff. They love it.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (vE0+H)

174 Most people have no concept of the sheer emptiness of that part of a mostly empty state.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:36 PM (VJX5o)

Pookette is struggling with the concept of Wyoming being filled with a whole lotta nothin'. I was gobsmacked that they water their hayfields here! Back in Iowa, the hayfields are mowed probably at least three times a year with no irrigation necessary.

Posted by: pookysgirl does not live in a desert at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (DuDKq)

175 The flavor was just so much better than commercial stuff, like a Heath bar. If you like a Heath bar, you would love the homemade stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

It's the preservatives and additives that make machine made taste less good than handmade.

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (1Ff7Z)

176
Your opinion only, not your dog's, please. Mine is D.



Totally the nasty coconut one. Roach poison.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (QVmho)

177 I always figured George Thorogood had it right about the doghouse!

Yeah, she changed the lock on my back door
Now my key, it won't fit no more
Move it on over
Rock it on over
Move over little dog, a big old dog is movin' in

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (T2w7I)

178 So now commies invented libraries. What a fucking retard spouting retard shit, scripted specifically for the dumbest of retards among us to zombify within.
Posted by: ...

Don't think ole Ben Franklin was a commie and he founded the Library Company of Philadelphia for books. Andrew Carnegie was a filthy capitalist but funded libraries across the US.

Commies prefer to burn books rather than build libraries stocking badthink books.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM (E4rtv)

179 151

Mamdani on the free lending library: a new idea that no-one could've imagined until recently

Except that Cosimo Medici established his free lending library circa 1450

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM (RCjYY)

180 >>I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM

Most beagles are very humble.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM (VJX5o)

181 Carnegie did not force you to buy the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur)
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Actually, in a way they do. Most funds for public libraries come from county property taxes....which is a pet peave of mine. Public libraries should be all donations. I see it as something very similar to PBS and NPR. You could argue that it improves the quality of living in the area by offering potentially free education and resources. I would argue that it is a 1st world luxury.

Fire Companies is a non-starter. It is a public safety organization and a necessity. It is no different from a paved road in a philosophical sense.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (dIske)

182 H is the worst

Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (mFhj8)

183 Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:44 PM (E4rtv)

My brother was eating a Black Cow (cousin of the Slo-Poke) back in the day and it literally pulled a filling out.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (SjAWL)

184 They love doing this stuff. They love it.
Posted by: ...
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Celebrating satanically via lies and inversions of truth. Mick should have named his song, Sympathy for the Democrats.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (E4rtv)

185 I thought you had cats guarding it. For some reason, though, both dogs and cats seem to like me. It's people that give me trouble.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


It's your animal magnetism, obviously.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

186 The worst filling in a chocolate candy is the See's candy with a layer of caramel and a layer of hard marshmallow.

Posted by: Frankie at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (+z1Lr)

187 Pookette is struggling with the concept of Wyoming being filled with a whole lotta nothin'. I was gobsmacked that they water their hayfields here! Back in Iowa, the hayfields are mowed probably at least three times a year with no irrigation necessary.
Posted by: pookysgirl does not live in a desert at July 23, 2026 10:48 PM (DuDKq)

When you drive across Wyoming at night, you don't see nothing out there, except Sinclair.

Posted by: Safe at Home OrangeEnt at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

188 A D G

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (KC5Lt)

189 Orson, I've had fudge that was made with whiskey or bourbon. You can sometimes get it online.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1)

190 My brother was eating a Black Cow (cousin of the Slo-Poke) back in the day and it literally pulled a filling out.
Posted by: TxAnn
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Only thing better for dentists are Jolly Ranchers-guaranteed to glue teeth together when they don't break off chunks of a tooth.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (E4rtv)

191 Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (E4rtv)

How you been. I got the sense today you were in worse pain than usual. Day ending in Y, I know. Anyway sending best wishes.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:52 PM (vE0+H)

192 Harris County Commissioners Court has approved a 2026 budget of $43,981,134 for Harris County Public Library.

The average salary for a Library Director in Harris County, Texas is approximately $79,260 per year, with a typical pay range between $62,597 and $101,476 annually. Top earners can make up to $125,940.

hahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur)

193 Don't tell me. Commies would have invented hospitals too if Christians didn't do it first.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (vE0+H)

194 I think the New Madrid fault is the most fascinating one. If that quake hit today, rather than 200 years ago, it could kill millions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (T2w7I)

195 lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.
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Candy Coated Communism, part one million. Are you ready for this bs for the next two plus years?

So now commies invented libraries. What a fucking retard spouting retard shit, scripted specifically for the dumbest of retards among us to zombify within.
Posted by: ... at July 23

Libraries, fire stations. It's called free associations, guaranteed in one of those early listings of constitutional things.
Don't think communists are big on this.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (a89qc)

196 I'm sorry A D G was my favorites .

' I 'would be my least favorite.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (KC5Lt)

197 From last nights ONT, I want to apologize to AOP about gaskets and coolant. I had some sort of brain fart and in dredging up my Subaru history, "coolant" got substituted for "oil".

And for terrible chocolates, the cherry cordial. Second worst is rasperry. To my taste bbuds, fruit and chocolate don't mix.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (cBDov)

198 Don't tell me. Commies would have invented hospitals too if Christians didn't do it first.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:53 PM (vE0+H)

Commies built the sun. That's why it's red at the end of the day; it's disguise has burned off.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg)

199 I think the New Madrid fault is the most fascinating one. If that quake hit today, rather than 200 years ago, it could kill millions.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Where is the Old Madrid fault?

*Oh grok. . . *

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (6x1Uq)

200 181 Carnegie did not force you to buy the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx
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But you know what he did? He built some architecturally beautiful buildings to house those books.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (51ygH)

201 189 Orson, I've had fudge that was made with whiskey or bourbon. You can sometimes get it online.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1)

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That sounds nice, but it seems to me the alcohol would likely evaporate during cooking. The one's I got, they somehow figured out how to create a lining within the chocolate which sealed just short of a half of shot of pure goodness. The chocolate was pretty high quality as well. They didn't last long.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske)

202 "Peanuts" was about how flawed characters dealt with their flaws, and how they became real by doing so. While Charlie Brown never won at anything, but it never dented his determination to continue. While he would despair over his outcomes, he would never allow his failures to consume him.

Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him.

I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

If you did not add Snoopy into Peanuts for a little joy, the strip would have been equivalent to a Dostoevsky novel--Crime and Punishment.

Dogs bring a bit of joy and innocence even into the darkest hours of a human. So too did Snoopy as he gave heart to Charlie Brown to try again from demonstrating it is not a sin to be glad you are alive.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (E4rtv)

203 Funny that many end of world globull warmering movies have you huddled at library burning books for heat.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (/+uur)

204 If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.---

Most libraries were built by one of the biggest capitalists in history.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (KC5Lt)

205
The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (w6EFb)

206 I'd eat all those chocolates. Even the almond and coconut ones. Chocolate envelops and conquers all lesser flavors.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:57 PM (CHHv1)

207 Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig

Jolly Rancher enters the chat.
Posted by: Braenyard


.....

Jolly Rancher and Molar Crown have left the chat.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)

208 The one's I got, they somehow figured out how to create a lining within the chocolate which sealed just short of a half of shot of pure goodness. The chocolate was pretty high quality as well. They didn't last long.
Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:55 PM (dIske)

Another fine use for Flex-Seal!

Posted by: Phil Swift at July 23, 2026 10:58 PM (1z8ji)

209 Turtles are the box candy of the Gods.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:58 PM (KC5Lt)

210 "Peanuts" was about how flawed characters dealt with their flaws, and how they became real by doing so. While Charlie Brown never won at anything, but it never dented his determination to continue. While he would despair over his outcomes, he would never allow his failures to consume him.

Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him.

I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Now do Curious George (the little shit). Destructive little asshole that was never held responsible for any of his theft, vandalism, and B&E.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 10:58 PM (6x1Uq)

211 Wait, there is a Snoopy music genre?
Posted by: Piper
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I'm not sure it's a whole genre. Seems to be just the one band.
Or two, if you count Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.
Posted by: mikeski
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The Royal Guardsmen
Posted by: rickb223
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I'm sure that there are licensing issues involved with centering your music around a copyrighted character. Once the RG did the first song, no one else wanted to get in a negotiation.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 10:59 PM (cBDov)

212 I think the New Madrid fault is the most fascinating one. If that quake hit today, rather than 200 years ago, it could kill millions.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Failed rift zone in the North American plate. Some argue that it is a dying fault, others do not. The huge amount of sediment in the Mississippi River Valley is what makes it so potent for destruction. Shakes like a bowl of jelly with liquefaction etc.

You can still see sand blows yards in diameters all through the Eastern part of Arkansas from the New Madrid fault. As a kid, I could remember occasionally farmers digging up logs of cypress that fell during the earthquakes and were buried under the muck after. Cypress is one of the few woods that does not rot much at all due to water exposure.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:00 PM (E4rtv)

213 There is something about Snoopy sleeping on the house.
A little bit rebellious but mostly free.
Being in the house means the house owns you.
On the house means you can survive.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 11:00 PM (/+uur)

214 Permanent Moon, Mars and Belt colonies.

Mining, research, forward staging.

Clean fusion, desalination, calorie independence.

Welfare, Medicaid, Balkinization, programmed racial and class-envy systemic destruction, intellectual capacity assassination, serfdom, slavery, genocide ona scale unimaginable...

Heinlein, you magnificent bastard. Bet you're glad you're dead...

Posted by: Just Sayin at July 23, 2026 11:01 PM (sgKnS)

215 205
The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.
Posted by: publius

Right next to Cairo IL and also pronounced different than Cairo Egypt. Pronounced like the Karo syrup.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:01 PM (E4rtv)

216 I am glad I never had a sweet tooth. For me, it's always been tater chips, dry roasted peanuts, salted buttered popcorn.

I will indulge in some peanut M&Ms now and again, or a Payday bar.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (0aYVJ)

217 Who goes to the library?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (2Ez/1)

218 Commies built the sun. That's why it's red at the end of the day; it's disguise has burned off.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg)

Nice

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (vE0+H)

219 Coconut hidden in what should be a chocolate treat is of the devil. Worse than thinking your oatmeal cookie has chocolate chips only to realize - too late - that those are raisins.

Posted by: PabloD at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (9eWA/)

220 And for terrible chocolates, the cherry cordial. Second worst is rasperry. To my taste bbuds, fruit and chocolate don't mix.
Posted by: buddhaha

I will pray for you. No one is beyond help.

Posted by: The Crystal Cathedral. at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM (JM9I6)

221 Who goes to the library?
Posted by: I gotta ask

The homeless and drug addicts mostly.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (6x1Uq)

222 178

When the Medici family started lending their books out for free, printing had not been invented.

But the Medicis lent their books to scholars at no charge, so that they could be copied & studied. Copying by hand was the closest thing they had to printing back then.

And the Medicis were by no means Democratic Socialists.

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (RCjYY)

223 192 Harris County Commissioners Court has approved a 2026 budget of $43,981,134 for Harris County Public Library.

The average salary for a Library Director in Harris County, Texas is approximately $79,260 per year, with a typical pay range between $62,597 and $101,476 annually. Top earners can make up to $125,940.

hahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:52 PM (/+uur)

As a state employed slug, I make more than this. But I bet those folks work less than I do. Hell, I'd bet that any work they do is "work." I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (gKT4z)

224 D can taste funny if they use artificial stuff.
G is usually the one I try hardest to avoid. Though, anymore, any of them that are excessively sticky inside are not enjoyable. (Ummm, fudge is NEVER excessively sticky.)

Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)

225 I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Blue hair and pushing pron and tranny books to kindergarteners.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 11:04 PM (6x1Uq)

226 I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Probably have to learn to direct homeless weirdos to the best fetish pron sites that the library's internet can reach.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (E4rtv)

227 204 If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.---

Most libraries were built by one of the biggest capitalists in history.
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (KC5Lt)

you could feed the chillrens for the cost of the books
you could give the pregnant abortions

I hate people that tell millionaires and billionaires how to spend their money.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (/+uur)

228 167 I am not giving him my parking spot.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:41 PM (Dd38x)

I thought you had cats guarding it. For some reason, though, both dogs and cats seem to like me. It's people that give me trouble.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 10:45 PM

The cats are much better guards than Saijo. He is very much an every man for himself kinda guy.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (Dd38x)

229 Orson, that's true, but you get that whiskey flavor and it is surprisingly good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

230 219 Coconut hidden in what should be a chocolate treat is of the devil. Worse than thinking your oatmeal cookie has chocolate chips only to realize - too late - that those are raisins.
Posted by: PabloD
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I take it you don't like fruit in your cookies.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (E4rtv)

231 Re: Ursula Andress in The Blue Max.

Maybe not the *best* Ursula Andress, but certainly not *bad* Ursula Andsress.

Any naked Ursula Andress is good Ursula Andress.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (qpyNK)

232 The New Madrid earthquake in 1811 made the Mississippi River run upstream for several days and formed Reelfoot Lake in Tennessee.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (VJX5o)

233 226 I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Probably have to learn to direct homeless weirdos to the best fetish pron sites that the library's internet can reach.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:05 PM (E4rtv)

I'm overqualified!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (gKT4z)

234 Gary Burghoff played Charlie Brown in the off-Broadway show "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown". They are both little blockheads.

Posted by: Radar Love at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (JM9I6)

235 The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.
Posted by: publius

I've always been fascinated by the New Madrid fault. I read "The Frontiersmen", which is a semi-fictional account featuring Simon Kenton. Tecumseh is a large part of the story, and he predicted the great New Madrid quakes.

That was a truly terrifying event. The blessing being the land was pretty sparsely populated at the time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 11:06 PM (0aYVJ)

236 Commies prefer to burn books rather than build libraries stocking badthink books.
Posted by: whig


But if they find a library some capitalist built, they'll fight tooth and nail to make sure the kid's section has the appropriate books, like Gender Queer and Heather Has Two Mommies.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)

237 But you know what he did? He built some architecturally beautiful buildings to house those books.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Hundreds of them, sometimes in unlikely places. Here's a state by state list:
https://shorturl.at/XQLd2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (XeU6L)

238 The idea of one guy saving everyone's soul according to his abilities is a very communist idea. But crucify one guy and let him come back with a message of goodness and light and suddenly everyone's like "wooooww I want some of that too!". Let someone like me propose it, however, and they ridicule!!

Posted by: Mamdani at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (vE0+H)

239 Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (EiUt/)

240
I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: kindly, discreet, unattractive.
We didn't know anything about her private life.
We didn't want to know anything about her private life.
She didn't have a private life.

While you're thinking about that, think about this: The library closes at five o'clock, no exceptions. This is your final warning. Got that, kewpie-doll?

Posted by: Lt. Bookman at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (2Ez/1)

241 I am off to bed, sleep tight, everyone!

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (Dd38x)

242 you could feed the chillrens for the cost of the books
you could give the pregnant abortions

I hate people that tell millionaires and billionaires how to spend their money.
Posted by: r hennigantx
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It could also buy yards and yards of duct tape to shut up leftists and bind them to telephone poles.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (E4rtv)

243 D can taste funny if they use artificial stuff.

Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Kamala at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H)

244
Choppers.

Posted by: Gary Burghoff at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (2Ez/1)

245 The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Wonder how them people pronounce Sakkaliner

Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing on the banks of the Saluda at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (sxR7k)

246 Libraries need another classification for their books. "Bullshit".

Posted by: Phil Swift at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (1z8ji)

247 239 Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.
Posted by: Jen the original
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Ted Cruz made the comment today on X that he expected Mamdani to take Schumer's senate seat and AOC to run for Prezzie.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (E4rtv)

248 I'm really surprised at how many don't like the cherry cordials.

To me, the greatest candy bar in history is the Chase Candy Company Cherry Mash, which has cherry fondant filling encased in a chocolate and peanut shell.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (qpyNK)

249 Mamdani on the free lending library: a new idea that no-one could've imagined until recently

Except that Cosimo Medici established his free lending library circa 1450
Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 10:49 PM

A mere 500 + years off. Probably counts as 'right' in Mamdami's commie world

Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (mFhj8)

250
I think they estimate that 1811 New Madrid quake at 7.0 - 8.0.

I think there are very small little quakes at that fault all the time?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb)

251 203 Funny that many end of world globull warmering movies have you huddled at library burning books for heat.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:56 PM (/+uur)

Which reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where book lover Burgess Meredith survives a nuclear apocalypse, finds a library only to have his glasses break.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (SjAWL)

252 >>Who goes to the library?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 23, 2026 11:02 PM

I do. Have you seen the price of books? I can't afford my habit.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (VJX5o)

253 But if they find a library some capitalist built, they'll fight tooth and nail to make sure the kid's section has the appropriate books, like Gender Queer and Heather Has Two Mommies.
Posted by: mikeski
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And make sure there are gloryholes in the gender neutral bathrooms.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (E4rtv)

254 Worst chocolate candy is F. 'Coconut Delight'. Deathly allergic to coconut. Found out at a wedding reception where they served coconut ice cream. Could not even swallow it.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (NcvvS)

255 That sounds nice, but it seems to me the alcohol would likely evaporate during cooking. The one's I got, they somehow figured out how to create a lining within the chocolate which sealed just short of a half of shot of pure goodness. The chocolate was pretty high quality as well. They didn't last long.
Posted by: Orson

One of my uncles would keep some Grand Marnier-filled chocolates on hand. Kids get a little to rowdy? *Uncle C's Knockout Drops* to the rescue!

Probly would be frowned upon, these days....

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)

256 > Tell me about it!
Posted by: Kamala at July 23, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H)

Like you even remember when you still had a cherry, Kammi.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (qpyNK)

257 239 Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (EiUt/)

Yes. Today he announced a pied-à-terre tax for those with 2nd homes in NYC over $5M.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (Dd38x)

258 Cypress is one of the few woods that does not rot much at all due to water exposure.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:00 PM (E4rtv)
******************
Son went to FSU and said there was a guy in one of his computer science class whose father owned a huge amt of land along swampy ground. Country FL boy. Their business (or bidness?) was taking ancient cypress that had been underwater to be milled into fancy furniture and built their entire house with this cypress. I think I have that right.

Lynyrd Skynyrd
https://tinyurl.com/458cj64f

Trippy, man. I was listening to Foreigner's "Cold as Ice" and remembered that song as I wrote that sentence.

I must be trilingal/tri-brained something or other.

My brain is a juke box sometimes, among other things we won't discuss.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (hzuYO)

259 It could also buy yards and yards of duct tape to shut up leftists and bind them to telephone poles.
Posted by: whig

Americans have traditionally been a very practical people.

Posted by: Miklos, looking at 3M stock at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (sxR7k)

260 The pronunciation of "Madrid" in New Madrid is different as well.
Posted by: publius

Right next to Cairo IL and also pronounced different than Cairo Egypt. Pronounced like the Karo syrup.
Posted by: whig


New Prague, MN, rhymes with "plague," not with "frog."

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (VHUov)

261 Ted is not making me feel better, Whig.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (EiUt/)

262 I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Quick...how does the Dewey Decimal System work?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (XeU6L)

263 >> Let someone like me propose it, however, and they ridicule!!

Posted by: Mamdani at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM

I don't trust anyone who smiles as much as that asshole. Or is a Muslim.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (VJX5o)

264 Hundreds of them, sometimes in unlikely places. Here's a state by state list:
https://shorturl.at/XQLd2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (XeU6L)

There is a Carnegie Library in Vancouver, B.C. On Main Street.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (1z8ji)

265 New MADrid Missouri is pretty close to CAY-ro, Illinois.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (qpyNK)

266 259 It could also buy yards and yards of duct tape to shut up leftists and bind them to telephone poles.
Posted by: whig

Americans have traditionally been a very practical people.
Posted by: Miklos, looking at 3M stock at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (sxR7k)

We meet at dawn. Put me down on the list to help.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (hzuYO)

267 262 I wonder what it would take to get hired on there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Quick...how does the Dewey Decimal System work?
Posted by: Mike

I'm pretty sure that's white supremacy, bruv. Books end up where they belong.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (gKT4z)

268 Someone should immediately call Mamdani's bluff and suggest that a referendum vote be added to the next election on whether residents should be able to opt out of paying for the Public Libraries in the city. If you opt out you can't use them....simple as that, but your get a tax refund on your city property taxes. Same with food banks. Same with every single city entity that is used by a small group and isn't instramental in city operations or infrastructure. Midnight basketball programs, youth groups, reach out organization....EVERYTHING.

See how he responds.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (dIske)

269 A co-worker and I once spent our entire break rearranging the manager's Whitman's Sampler so that it did not correspond with the seating chart.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (ibDUx)

270 250
I think they estimate that 1811 New Madrid quake at 7.0 - 8.0.

I think there are very small little quakes at that fault all the time?
Posted by: publius

Three big quakes 1811-1812 that have been around mid 7.0's after changing their initial guesses at magnitude. A strong one in the late 1890's. Most recent was a 4 point something that I felt as a little kid living in NE Arkansas at the time. Centered on Marked Tree Arkansas.

Lots of smaller ones mostly unfelt and deep with a few reminding people now and again a fault is sleeping there.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (E4rtv)

271 I think there are very small little quakes at that fault all the time?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb)
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Yes, there are.

You can feel them in southern MO/southern IL.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (IMPuq)

272 Good evening morons и спасибо Hour

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 11:13 PM (JvZF+)

273 Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (EiUt/)

Note how the national spokespeople kind of come and go. Romney disappeared. Cheney disappeared. Bernie shows up every four years. Clinton hangs around. The Obamas hang around. Hunter *Biden* has "appeared".

The script has to be fed through people that are well known (a well known last name helps a LOT) or have a novel presence.

Mamdani was an op from the word go, and now he's gonna be one of the main spokespeople for candy coated communism as they ramp up the operation to wherever they plan to move us post Trump.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 11:13 PM (vE0+H)

274 Lots of smaller ones mostly unfelt and deep with a few reminding people now and again a fault is sleeping there.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:12 PM (E4rtv)
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Yep.

Very disconcerting.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (IMPuq)

275 One of my uncles would keep some Grand Marnier-filled chocolates on hand. Kids get a little to rowdy? *Uncle C's Knockout Drops* to the rescue!

Probly would be frowned upon, these days....
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)
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That's awesome. I wonder how Nyquil tastes with chocolate.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (dIske)

276 The Dewey Fraction System never caught on.

Posted by: Obscure library trivia for 200, Alex at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (2Ez/1)

277 261 Ted is not making me feel better, Whig.
Posted by: Jen the original
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New York and California are sad unfunny jokes nowadays and I can see why you feel that way.

DSA are sort of like Heath Ledger's Joker.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (E4rtv)

278 We meet at dawn. Put me down on the list to help.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

*checks*

You have been volunteered for the Tar and Feathering Team

Posted by: Miklos, with Official Clipboard at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (sxR7k)

279 When the pentagon asked Snoopy to drop a daisy cutter on Iran, Snoopy said, 'give me Charlie Brown's Dildo'.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (SwCxT)

280 One of our valued 'Ettes is a librarian. And a crack shot, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:15 PM (1z8ji)

281 257 239 Does Mandami ever talk about NYC anymore? You would think a mayor would have the occasional comment about the city he rules.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2026 11:07 PM (EiUt/)

Yes. Today he announced a pied-à-terre tax for those with 2nd homes in NYC over $5M.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 11:09 PM (Dd38x)
***********

Mandingo wants to be Emperor of the World.

That smile of his is pure evil. A villian from a cartoon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:15 PM (hzuYO)

282 > Quick...how does the Dewey Decimal System work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:10 PM (XeU6L)

Well, you make sure that all applicants to be your library students include their measurements along with their photographs.

Then you rate them on hotness. No students below an 8.9 need apply.

Dewey was a cad, even by the standards of the era.

Posted by: Melvil Dewey at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (qpyNK)

283 Yep.

Very disconcerting.
Posted by: SMH
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Descriptions of the 1811-1812 shocks are pretty apocalyptic.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (E4rtv)

284 I regard public libraries as a good thing, period, the end.

I've never had a bad experience with one, ever. I never saw a derelict there. The librarians are unfailingly courteous, too.

Mine has a policy of throwing anyone who tries to access pron offline. Spare me, "How do YOU know? Ha Ha" There are printed rules about using the 'Net.

Also they have adult literacy classes there, and lots of similar programs.

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (RCjYY)

285 Quick...how does the Dewey Decimal System work?
Posted by: Mike


Depends on Relative Humidity

Posted by: Miklos, hygrometer in use at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (sxR7k)

286 Mamdani has promoted himself from mayor of NYC to Governor. Telling the state how to run things.

Posted by: Case at July 23, 2026 11:17 PM (bqIVz)

287 >Well, you make sure that all applicants to be your library students include their measurements along with their photographs.
+++++++

Yu know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 23, 2026 11:17 PM (2Ez/1)

288 > I don't trust anyone who smiles as much as that asshole. Or is a Muslim.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:11 PM (VJX5o)

Or is a communist.

Posted by: Melvil Dewey at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (qpyNK)

289 =======
It could also buy yards and yards of duct tape to shut up leftists and bind them to telephone poles.

Posted by: whig
---

There is a fellow down in Mexico that calls himself Batman.
He catches motorcycle thiefs and duct tapes them to telephone poles next to the bike. Then writes the word, thief, across their forehead.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (51ygH)

290 Quick...how does the Dewey Decimal System work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


If there's no room on the shelf, round up?

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)

291 Descriptions of the 1811-1812 shocks are pretty apocalyptic.
__

That they are.

What would happen now, even more so.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (IMPuq)

292 > Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (RCjYY)

You must live in a red area.

Libraries in most of the blue areas are filled up with masturbating drunks who shoot drugs in the toilets.

Which is still better than "Drag Queen Story Hour".

Posted by: Melvil Dewey at July 23, 2026 11:19 PM (qpyNK)

293 We meet at dawn. Put me down on the list to help.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Bring ropes and torches.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:19 PM (XeU6L)

294 Relative Humidity

Posted by: Miklos, hygrometer in use at July 23, 2026 11:16 PM (sxR7k)

That's what I call taking a shower with Ashley

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 23, 2026 11:19 PM (vE0+H)

295 Ayds, the worst candy ever!!

Posted by: Zombie Rock Hudson at July 23, 2026 11:19 PM (6x1Uq)

296 Chocolate covered almond paste AKA marzipans sucks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2026 11:20 PM (NnhvP)

297
Humilarity, as this redneck gal here (long gone) used to pronounce it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

298 284 I regard public libraries as a good thing, period, the end.

I've never had a bad experience with one, ever. I never saw a derelict there. The librarians are unfailingly courteous, too.

Mine has a policy of throwing anyone who tries to access pron offline. Spare me, "How do YOU know? Ha Ha" There are printed rules about using the 'Net.

Also they have adult literacy classes there, and lots of similar programs.
Posted by: mnw
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My university library for my doctorate had a piece of shit 'homeless' person decide to torch it by lighting off papers in government documents section. Massive fire and smoke damage--fortunately I already had my dissertation data and references when it happened.

Most urban libraries have significant problems with mentally ill, homeless, and perverts using the libraries for their rest and recreation.

The US is not as it was in a helluva lot of places.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (E4rtv)

299 We're sitting right here.

Posted by: Peeps and candy corn at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (2Ez/1)

300
Now do wet bulb temp.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

301 There is a fellow down in Mexico that calls himself Batman.
He catches motorcycle thiefs and duct tapes them to telephone poles next to the bike. Then writes the word, thief, across their forehead.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 11:18 PM (51ygH)
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Did that in Iraq just for funsies.

But on cots instead of telephone poles.

And crude drawings of penises on foreheads instead of the word 'thief'.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 11:22 PM (IMPuq)

302 There is no "worst" chocolate on that chart. If you don't want it, I'll take it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 11:22 PM (JvZF+)

303 The University of Sakkaliner has a pretty good deal. For a minimum donation of $50/year, you become a Friend of the University Libraries and get borrowing privileges.

Having access to the Big University Research Liberry for $50 certainly saves bookshelf space.

Maybe other university liberries have the same?

Posted by: Miklos, reading at or above his Grade Level at July 23, 2026 11:23 PM (sxR7k)

304 You have been volunteered for the Tar and Feathering Team
Posted by: Miklos, with Official Clipboard at July 23, 2026 11:14 PM (sxR7k)
*************

That's in NC, right? I once briefly had a long distance romance with a Tar Heel Frat boy from UNC. Met him at Mardi Gras in college one spring trip to NOLA. He was smitten with this redneck and wrote me at the dorm and called sometimes (shared payphone). As I never dated it encouraged the dorm that I was not totally weird.

He showed up on our farm one day and alarmed my mother, then went to the college (junior college convent across the street from my HS). He found out pretty quickly after dinner than I was a good girl and he was a gentleman about it. I don't know why he thought otherwise. Who traveled far for basically not a lot with a friend (who apparently scored with someone I knew. I was oblivious to everything that she was a loose girl).

Anyway, it will take airtravel to NC but I'll be there! My husband will be confused but I'll bring him as well! "Honey, we have to fly to NC tomorrow," and try explaining Morons. But once he figures out why he'll be in and approve. (I can talk him into anything). XXXX

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:23 PM (hzuYO)

305 That's awesome. I wonder how Nyquil tastes with chocolate.
Posted by: Orson

Eww. Probably not so good.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:23 PM (rdVOm)

306 And crude drawings of penises on foreheads instead of the word 'thief'.
Posted by: SMH

Art grant AWARDED

Posted by: The National Endowment at July 23, 2026 11:24 PM (sxR7k)

307 There is a fellow down in Mexico that calls himself Batman.
He catches motorcycle thiefs and duct tapes them to telephone poles next to the bike. Then writes the word, thief, across their forehead.

Posted by: Braenyard
======
Read that, I approve. We could be very creative with judicious applications of duct tape. For example, doing so to these dash and diners--duct tape them on a lamppost near their dine and dash restaurant as a warning for the others.

Stocks were designed mostly to shame miscreants without the expense of locking them up and feeding them three square meals a day, recreation, etc. Need to bring that back.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:24 PM (E4rtv)

308 Local story: woman shoots man after meeting on Facebook Dating.

Details that have emerged: this "woman" is an ugly tranny.

My speculation: guys shows up for his date with this "woman" and declined to continue after seeing that it was a dude.

Whereupon the psycho tranny shot him.

We'll see if my theory plays out.

"She" must've been using a fake picture or something. There's not enough tequila in the world to convince someone that "she" is a woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:24 PM (qpyNK)

309 In entertainment news, Netflix has wrapped up filming for their original story live action Mobile Suit Gundam movie starring Sydney Sweeney. Now off to adding effects, editing, and such.

Will Netflix borscht this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:25 PM (2GVsD)

310 Man, I love Foreigner:

Spellbinder
https://tinyurl.com/bde7ftra

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:25 PM (hzuYO)

311 That they are.

What would happen now, even more so.
Posted by: SMH
======
Reelfoot Lake in Tennessee is an example along with the Mississippi reported as running backwards. Old Testament stuff.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:25 PM (E4rtv)

312 That's awesome. I wonder how Nyquil tastes with chocolate.
Posted by: Orson

Eww. Probably not so good.
Posted by: JQ

Skittles

Posted by: Prpl Drank at July 23, 2026 11:25 PM (sxR7k)

313 Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig
+++
Jolly Rancher enters the chat.
Posted by: Braenyard
----
Corn Nuts enters to a fanfare, and kicks Toffee and Jolly Rancher out of the way.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 11:26 PM (cBDov)

314 Local story: woman shoots man after meeting on Facebook Dating.

Is this persyn a Senate candidate in Maine?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

315 Read somewhere that there are big faults all over TX
Posted by: Braenyard

They are all around Austin.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2026 11:27 PM (NnhvP)

316 They are all around Austin.

Maybe Austin can have its very own Ring of Fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:27 PM (2GVsD)

317 That's in NC, right?
----------
[recoils in horror]

Brother Miklos is a Sandlapper, not a Tarheel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 11:28 PM (XeU6L)

318 Corn Nuts enters to a fanfare, and kicks Toffee and Jolly Rancher out of the way.
Posted by: buddhaha
======
I even hate the smell of Corn Nuts. Nasty things.

Funyuns, on the other hand, despite removal of all skin in the mouth, are quite tasty.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:28 PM (E4rtv)

319 Chocolate covered almond paste AKA marzipans sucks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2026 11:20 PM (NnhvP)

Send it all my way, please! . Its my absolute favorite

Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2026 11:29 PM (mFhj8)

320 312 That's awesome. I wonder how Nyquil tastes with chocolate.
Posted by: Orson

Drink enough nyquil and you won't even taste the chocolate.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:29 PM (E4rtv)

321 Is this persyn a Senate candidate in Maine?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

Certainly fits the pattern insofar as deceptive advertising goes. That should be a capital offence for trannies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:29 PM (1z8ji)

322
301 There is a fellow down in Mexico that calls himself Batman.
He catches motorcycle thiefs and duct tapes them to telephone poles next to the bike. Then writes the word, thief, across their forehead.”

He should call himself El Guano.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (T2w7I)

323 Dentists everywhere prefer toffee Good money maker for them--pulls fillings right out of the teeth.
Posted by: whig
+++
Jolly Rancher enters the chat.
Posted by: Braenyard
----
Corn Nuts enters to a fanfare, and kicks Toffee and Jolly Rancher out of the way.
Posted by: buddhaha

You people just lame

Posted by: Stuckey's Peanut Brittle at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (sxR7k)

324 I WISH my library was in "a red county." It's in a blue suburb. You know, where the AWFLs hang out.

Back when I could walk a lot better, I did one-on-one adult literacy tutoring. In that capacity, I went to some libraries in not very prosperous places. They weren't any different than the nice library I use, as far as I could tell.

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY)

325 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?

Posted by: Sophisticated Diner at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (JM9I6)

326 Drink enough nyquil and you won't even taste the chocolate.
Posted by: whig

Or substitute Jagermeister-- at least it doesn't contain acetaminophen.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (rdVOm)

327 Nyquil just isn't the same since they took out the belladonna alkaloids and replaced them with crappy antihistamines.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (qpyNK)

328 308 Local story: woman shoots man after meeting on Facebook Dating.

Details that have emerged: this "woman" is an ugly tranny.

My speculation: guys shows up for his date with this "woman" and declined to continue after seeing that it was a dude.

Whereupon the psycho tranny shot him.

We'll see if my theory plays out.

"She" must've been using a fake picture or something. There's not enough tequila in the world to convince someone that "she" is a woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
=========
How exactly do you write a country song about something like this?

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv)

329 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?

Artificially flavoured expanding foam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD)

330 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (JM9I6)

Beet sugar, chalk, and despair. But mostly despair.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:32 PM (1z8ji)

331 >>>Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?

Posted by: Sophisticated Diner at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM

Sugar, foam rubber and disappointment.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 11:32 PM (VJX5o)

332 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner


Dust bunnies and melted yellow-orange crayons.

Not Crayola. Some off brand from the dollar store.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:32 PM (VHUov)

333 Or substitute Jagermeister-- at least it doesn't contain acetaminophen.
Posted by: JQ
======
Heh. That always tasted like licorice to me and I can't stand licorice. Only way I could drink it was so cold that you could not taste it much.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:32 PM (E4rtv)

334 Hundreds of them, sometimes in unlikely places. Here's a state by state list:
https://shorturl.at/XQLd2
Posted by: Mike Hammer
------
The original is in John Fettermsn's Braddock,PA

Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (cBDov)

335 Brother Miklos is a Sandlapper, not a Tarheel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

*respectful bow from a lowly lowlander to Mike of the Mountain People*

Posted by: Miklos owns land that is basically just sand at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (sxR7k)

336 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner

Stale, ground up and dyed four year old Marshmallow Peeps?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (6x1Uq)

337 Jaegermeister?

Nein nein nein.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (2GVsD)

338 Back in the 70s Nyquil was 40% alcohol. Now, it's a rip-off-10%.

Posted by: Cooter Brown. at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (JM9I6)

339 Most urban libraries have significant problems with mentally ill, homeless, and perverts using the libraries for their rest and recreation.

The US is not as it was in a helluva lot of places.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:21 PM (E4rtv)
**********
At a library near the med center I was once chased out of the loo by a troll woman lunatic. Before it got REALLY bad with homeless. It was her home, she said. I then went to the beach town library and, once, had a bedbug in the pocket of a book (identified by my husband). Then I debated microwaving the books due to potential bugs, but put them on the dash in the sun instead (FL...hot).

Now I order from Amazon and my husband frets over a bookcase in our bedroom about once a year as "it was not built for all these books...that I have not read." I tell him it will be fine.

I have a pervy library story! A former co-worker of my dude's had a deal of placing his "member" in a slot after removing a book. The books faced each other and lady on the other side would have a surprise! His wife divorced him and I think he moved to Texas.

I was shocked then laughed wildly when he told me this. I know I am going to hell, but try to be good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (hzuYO)

340 >>Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?

...extruded polystyrene and hate.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (rdVOm)

341 7. Beware the Doghouse
https://youtu.be/Twivg7GkYts

Posted by: mindful webworker - true story at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (M5tgA)
-

6:30AM here. I'm usually in dreamland when the ONT comes out. That's the first thing that came to mind.

So what present did HOTW give his wife for her birthday/anniversary? Post your theories, morons.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (RkR9o)

342 330 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner at July 23, 2026 11:30 PM (JM9I6)

Beet sugar, chalk, and despair. But mostly despair.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Cracker Jacks>Peeps>Circus Peanuts

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (E4rtv)

343 How exactly do you write a country song about something like this?
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv)

You Ain’t Woman Enough by Loretta Lynn?

Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (SjAWL)

344 Throwing in the towel early tonight. It's been a day. 'Thank you, Lord. May I have another?' 😁

Some songs would be a lot better without the heavy orchestration, often sappy.

https://youtu.be/o5gtVoA2upU

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - old and sappy at July 23, 2026 11:35 PM (M5tgA)

345 143 I would say that the worst candy was "Crunchy Frog", but it's not on the list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU
Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at July 23, 2026 10:37 PM (yXKEQ)


I’m going with “Spring Surprise” being the worst.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 11:35 PM (wWU6x)

346 How exactly do you write a country song about something like this?
Posted by: whig

"The button on the jukebox was XY...."

Posted by: David Allen Miklos at July 23, 2026 11:35 PM (sxR7k)

347 > 338 Back in the 70s Nyquil was 40% alcohol. Now, it's a rip-off-10%.
Posted by: Cooter Brown. at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (JM9I6)

Plus the belladonna alkaloids.

There's a reason medieval witches used that shit in their "flying ointment".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (qpyNK)

348 I was shocked then laughed wildly when he told me this. I know I am going to hell, but try to be good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
======
Never change. The Lord himself is quite a comedian.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (E4rtv)

349 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner

Marshmelons, artificial colors, artificial flavors. Surprisingly, the ones I looked at didn't include preservatives.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (qx7Zg)

350 Evenin’, All. Happy almost Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (77rzZ)

351 329 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?

Artificially flavoured expanding foam.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD)
***********

I have never had one! They look like cadever toes!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO)

352 Heh. That always tasted like licorice to me and I can't stand licorice. Only way I could drink it was so cold that you could not taste it much.
Posted by: whig

Definitely has the *ICK* factor. Won't ever drink it again.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (rdVOm)

353 You Ain’t Woman Enough by Loretta Lynn?
Posted by: TxAnn

"You ain't woman enough to be my man"

Posted by: Kinky Miklos-Friedman at July 23, 2026 11:37 PM (sxR7k)

354 The absolute worst candy is that no-name candy in black and orange wrappers that impoverished old ladies give out on Halloween.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:37 PM (qpyNK)

355 The Lord himself is quite a comedian.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (E4rtv)

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 23, 2026 11:37 PM (gKWVE)

356 Lola sits at the bar drinking a cherry cola in this mixed-up world.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (2GVsD)

357 > I have never had one! They look like cadever toes!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO)

And that's not even close to the most offensive toe-related candy name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (qpyNK)

358 How exactly do you write a country song about something like this?
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv)

You Ain’t Woman Enough by Loretta Lynn?
Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (SjAWL)

You Ain't Woman Enough For This Man.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (qx7Zg)

359 Marshmelons, artificial colors, artificial flavors. Surprisingly, the ones I looked at didn't include preservatives.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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The artificial preservatives are sulfuric acid and the artificial flavor is arsenic coated pressure treated sawdust. Same as Twinkies and they will be present long after we are all gone.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (E4rtv)

360 Woman?

Woeman?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (2GVsD)

361 Jaegermeister?

Nein nein nein.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Da Da Da

Posted by: Trio at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (sxR7k)

362 I have a pervy library story! A former co-worker of my dude's had a deal of placing his "member" in a slot after removing a book. The books faced each other and lady on the other side would have a surprise!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


"Short stories are two stacks over."

Posted by: the likely response at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov)

363 *Drops a nuke on Trio*

Gotta be sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:40 PM (2GVsD)

364 338 Back in the 70s Nyquil was 40% alcohol. Now, it's a rip-off-10%.
Posted by: Cooter Brown. at July 23, 2026 11:33 PM (JM9I6)
*************
This was my college cure!

I noticed in the '80's it mostly made me hallucinate and feel weird and stopped. Stuff makes me hyper vs sleepy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:40 PM (hzuYO)

365 And that's not even close to the most offensive toe-related candy name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (qpyNK

Just leave us out of it.

Posted by: Brazil Nuts at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (T2w7I)

366 358 How exactly do you write a country song about something like this?
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv)

You Ain’t Woman Enough by Loretta Lynn?
Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:34 PM (SjAWL)

You Ain't Woman Enough For This Man.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
======
San Francisco by Morning?

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (E4rtv)

367 Circus peanuts are emulsified styrofoam and sawdust.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (gKT4z)

368 "My San Fracisco Treat was no Sheila."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (2GVsD)

369 Lola... lo lo lo lo loooola

Posted by: gKWVE at July 23, 2026 11:42 PM (gKWVE)

370 Most mass-produced candy is disgusting.

Of course, that could just be my diabetes talking…

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2026 11:42 PM (77rzZ)

371 San Francisco by Morning?
Posted by: whig

And it burns burns burns
The Ring of Fire
The Ring of Fire

Posted by: Miklos hopes Johnny is laughing at July 23, 2026 11:43 PM (sxR7k)

372 And it burns burns burns
The Ring of Fire
The Ring of Fire
Posted by: Miklos
======
Golf Clap. Heh.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:43 PM (E4rtv)

373 When I Die, Just Bury Me on Fire Island?

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 11:44 PM (RCjYY)

374 Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Kramer at July 23, 2026 11:44 PM (2Ez/1)

375 The absolute worst candy is that no-name candy in black and orange wrappers that impoverished old ladies give out on Halloween.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


The ones that would have been peanut-butter flavored, if they weren't bland? A piece of taffy dried to a Mohs scale 5, or so?

Yeah, those were brutal.

I baited a mousetrap with one, and the mouse gave me the finger.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 11:44 PM (VHUov)

376 Miklos! How art thou? Good to see you!

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2026 11:44 PM (77rzZ)

377 happy Shabbat Nachamu btw. i believe it's now started. this is the festival of hope, after the destruction of the temple, that the exiles return. TheTorah.com says that Isaiah 40 is recited.
"in the wilderness prepare the way of the Lord;
in the desert make straight a highway for our God"

Posted by: gKWVE at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (gKWVE)

378
I declare, some of those NASA '60s secretary and other geek girls are sort of hot in a nerdy librarian kind of way. Here's Jim Lovell's secretary seeing him off on Apollo 13:

https://t.ly/A4xUp

She reminds of some TV character back in the day I can't quite place.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (w6EFb)

379 Jaegermeister is supposed to be medicinal. Not over here, though.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (wWU6x)

380 Isaiah 40 has various interpretations.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 11:47 PM (wWU6x)

381 > She reminds of some TV character back in the day I can't quite place.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (w6EFb)

Looks rather like Barbara "Agent 99" Feldon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:47 PM (qpyNK)

382 Jaegermeister is supposed to be medicinal. Not over here, though.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (wWU6x)

Emetics are "medicine", for some values of "medicine".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:47 PM (1z8ji)

383 370 Most mass-produced candy is disgusting.

Of course, that could just be my diabetes talking…
Posted by: Bulg
========
Pretty much and now most of the milk chocolate is now emulsified vegetable oil. Literally flexible Hershey bars. Reese's descendant called out Reeses over their substituting vile concoctions for cocoa butter in their chocolate.

Now all of chocolate tastes like stale Easter Bunny and other such obnoxious 'treats' did.

But, there is a funny bit by Jean Shepard in "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash". Same book that the Christmas Story came from. In it, Jean describes the delights and dangers of candy in the Depression. Funny guy he was.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (E4rtv)

384
"Short stories are two stacks over."
Posted by: the likely response at July 23, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov)
**************
LOL

I told my husband I would have beaten it with a book for his own surprise. Especially once he came to and realized I was married to a co-worker as he was hauled out with the EMT's and police.

From what I remember he was a tiny nerdy guy but his wife seemed fairly normal.

I also once worked with a perv pediatrician.Big group. Worked around baby son's kindergarten hours and weekends in the newborn nursery at the med center.

He'd left the practice and one day the nursery director told me he'd been arrested with a number of charges. I had to sit down and was wut? Attempted rape, kidnapping and guns.

I then remembered a few perv 0530 crank calls and knew the voice, as he said my name, but couldn't place it til then. He knew I'd answer the phone vs dude because that was when they'd call me off if they did not need me. Lawsie.

The calls stopped when I mentioned the calls at the ped office and having Bell South trace them. It was him!

He was arrested, in prison, his RN wife did not believe the charges until he tried to run over her with his car.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (hzuYO)

385 Looks rather like Barbara "Agent 99" Feldon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:47 PM (qpyNK)

Who was a stone hottie. What became of her?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji)

386 And it burns burns burns
The Ring of Fire
The Ring of Fire
Posted by: Miklos hopes Johnny is laughing at July 23, 2026 11:43 PM (sxR7k)

The Preparation H song!

I sat down on a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (T2w7I)

387 Technically Jagermeister is a "Krauterlikor" (a few umlauts in there that the blog won't like), or "herbal liqueur".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:49 PM (qpyNK)

388 @360 seems more logical that it would be "womb-man" but history and I rarely agree on anything. Like my cat.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 11:49 PM (CHHv1)

389 368 "My San Fracisco Treat was no Sheila."
Posted by: Anna Puma
========
You Don't Even Know What's Between My Legs.

Apologies to Mr. David Allen Coe and his songwriter, Mr. Steve Goodman, both RIP.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:50 PM (E4rtv)

390 "F" is the worst. Ew, Coconut.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 23, 2026 11:50 PM (aJQbY)

391 Anyone know what Circus Peanuts are made from?
Posted by: Sophisticated Diner
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Not every ingredient, but I can guarantee that the #1 is high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 11:51 PM (cBDov)

392 Who was a stone hottie. What became of her?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=======
Was still alive a few years ago. But I think she retired from acting long ago.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:51 PM (E4rtv)

393 San Francisco by Morning?
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (E4rtv)

Or the lesser known flip side of Stand By Your Man by legend Tammy Wynette, Stand By Your Trans.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 11:52 PM (SjAWL)

394 > Who was a stone hottie. What became of her?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji)

Still alive. 93 years old.

Wikipedia says she hooked up with her producer after divorcing her junkie husband, Lucien Verdoux-Feldon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:52 PM (qpyNK)

395 Emetics are "medicine", for some values of "medicine".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
======
Close enough for Jaegermeister to imitate syrup of ipecac if you consume enough of it. Nasty hangover from it too.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:53 PM (E4rtv)

396 365 And that's not even close to the most offensive toe-related candy name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:38 PM (qpyNK

Just leave us out of it.
Posted by: Brazil Nuts at July 23, 2026 11:41 PM (T2w7I)
************
Why I read here. Goodnight you crazy people!

Caught Up in You
38 Special

https://tinyurl.com/4726x9cu

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (hzuYO)

397 Or the lesser known flip side of Stand By Your Man by legend Tammy Wynette, Stand By Your Trans.
Posted by: TxAnn
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You win best in Thread.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (E4rtv)

398 About the ground war requirement part of the Iran conflict, and it is a conflict, not a war. We can drop bombs, like lefties drop other peoples money as tips.

I thought from the beginning that there was something like this going on, what with the Mossad infiltration of Iran as it is, that we should just air drop gun after gun after gun.

Project/mission/mission Carpetbagger was a defined expansion of a previous mission, I think it's still technically off the records but not classified of just dropping weapons down into the "resistence.

Link to summary of "operation carpetbagger" https://tinyurl.com/OperationCarpetbagger

but before that, there was another experimental operation where the allies, along with bombs, would finish their runs and just drop handguns, with a single load of ammunition. All of a sudden, there were personal arms all over the place, with only a single load. So yeah, it's not a war armament, but it's enough to destabilize the enemy, while also allowing coordination against an enemy if enough people are armed with enough to capture more weapons and ammo.

We should have been bombing the fuck out of Iran, and just airdropping guns left and right.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (pxyHa)

399 Blast from the past, hope you are well Wicked Pinto. Still Down Under?

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 11:56 PM (E4rtv)

400 @398 - Iran should be erased from the planet, with nothing left but a sign saying "Moslems--who's next?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 11:57 PM (CHHv1)

401 Back in the day when every medical problem was treated with either an emetic or a laxative, "everlasting antimony pills" were popular.

You'd swallow the antimony pill, immediately puke it up, then the pill could be recovered for reuse.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2026 11:58 PM (qpyNK)

402 @393

"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette

Wasn't that one of Hillary Clinton's favorite songs?

Posted by: Case at July 23, 2026 11:59 PM (bqIVz)

403 I SUGGEST! Ask Mossad where the anti-regime forces might be. Bomb the fuck out of every bridge and power line, and then send in our Nuke Capable /52's loaded stem to stern with .38 specials preloaded, and tiny little green army man paratruper umbrella's and just coat the fucking location with what I like to call, "Freedom Proven" which is a condensed class in the second ammendment.

Don't bomb to destroy, bomb with the love of self defense.k

The Buff can deliver a lot of freedom in 6 cylinder packages.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:59 PM (pxyHa)

404 We should have been bombing the fuck out of Iran, and just airdropping guns left and right.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (pxyHa)


Yup, all the confiscated gang banger weapons and ammo from the US should be dumped into iran. Fuck melting them down, give them to the resistance so they can melt down their leaders instead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2026 12:00 AM (S41Gd)

405 How art thou? Good to see you!
Posted by: Bulg

The Mere Magyar Moron abideth.

And thyself?

Posted by: Miklos is Copascetic at July 24, 2026 12:01 AM (sxR7k)

406 399 Blast from the past, hope you are well Wicked Pinto. Still Down Under?

Well my wife and kid are Australian, so, not in a big hurry to come back. Besides, as my wife says, "He's an American, and not just that, a Marine, he carries his Freedom with him."

Which is TRUE.

Though I get exhausted with how BITCH the politics is down here. Outright propoganda every day.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:01 AM (pxyHa)

407 We should have been bombing the fuck out of Iran, and just airdropping guns left and right.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (pxyHa)

There’s a sad possibility that the loyal Shiite civilians outnumber the would be rebellious citizens. True regime change probably requires a civil war with millions of casualties, and no outside force wants to be involved in that tragedy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 12:02 AM (T2w7I)

408 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2026 12:00 AM (S41Gd)

I honestly thought something like this had already happened.

we have done it twice, but not this time? why not?

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:03 AM (pxyHa)

409 He left River City the Library building
But he left all the books to her.

Chaucer!

Rabelais!

Bal-zc!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2026 12:04 AM (wVcYX)

410 407 We should have been bombing the fuck out of Iran, and just airdropping guns left and right.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (pxyHa)

There’s a sad possibility that the loyal Shiite civilians outnumber the would be rebellious citizens. True regime change probably requires a civil war with millions of casualties, and no outside force wants to be involved in that tragedy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 12:02 AM (T2w7I)

This is my "fuck" face, do you see it? because I don't have it, and I definitely don't have a spare to give.

They let it happen (with the help of Carter) Let them clean it up, while we keep making a mess.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:05 AM (pxyHa)

411 And also france, fuck the french.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:06 AM (pxyHa)

412 405 Miklos, I am OKeth. Wifeth and I (mostly wifeth) have bought me-eth a new careth.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:06 AM (77rzZ)

413 Wifeth and I (mostly wifeth) have bought me-eth a new careth.
Posted by: Bulg

careth it

Posted by: Miklos develops a sudden lisp at July 24, 2026 12:08 AM (sxR7k)

414 Don't bomb to destroy, bomb with the love of self defense.k

The Buff can deliver a lot of freedom in 6 cylinder packages.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:59 PM (pxyHa)

Find out what calibers of pistol ammo are readily available to the regime thugs in Iran, and drop pistols chambered in something else. So that dropped pistols that fall into the hands of the regime thugs add only marginally to their firepower. Same pistol falling into the hands of a resistance fighter vastly increases his firepower.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 12:08 AM (1z8ji)

415
Here's another iconic photo of a NASA geek girl, Margaret Hamilton. She's standing next to the source code listing for the Apollo Guidance Computer:

https://t.ly/79vW8

I say NASA girl, but she worked for what was then the MIT Instrumentation Laboratory. That was founded by Charles Stark Draper, the father of inertial guidance. She went on to found a couple of software companies.

That source code was all in assembler, and the computer was a custom built one, with a unique instruction set, of course. There was one instruction that just dubbed "Fred's instruction" or whatever his name was. He requested a specialized instruction that would make some task much easier, and got it. It was only used a few times, but it was worth it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:08 AM (w6EFb)

416 Omaha sits right on top of the New Madrid. Twenty or so years ago everyone in Omaha was huffing and puffing over it. I can't remember what started the whole thing.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (DK5Sh)

417 Though I get exhausted with how BITCH the politics is down here. Outright propoganda every day.
Posted by: wickedpinto
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Sorry to hear that but glad that you and your family are thriving otherwise.

Rarely on the ONT myself but tonight, had the computer on and thought why not. The dog memes lured me in.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (E4rtv)

418
That Margaret Hamilton is not be confused with actress Margaret Hamilton, who was the Wicked Witch of the West.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (w6EFb)

419 Bal-zc!

Posted by: Count de Monet

Say it Ball Sack and it will be on the blue haired librarian's Recommended list for Story Time

Posted by: Miklos, sadly but truthfully at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (sxR7k)

420 There’s a sad possibility that the loyal Shiite civilians outnumber the would be rebellious citizens. True regime change probably requires a civil war with millions of casualties, and no outside force wants to be involved in that tragedy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 12:02 AM (T2w7I)

As long as most of the dead are muslims, I fail to see the downside.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (1z8ji)

421 407

The regime has closed all the cafes in Tehran, according to Iran International.* This is new.

We would call them coffee shops, I think. The regime doesn't want there to be places where citizens can meet and talk.

* an excellent source for war news

Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2026 12:11 AM (RCjYY)

422 Find out what calibers of pistol ammo are readily available to the regime thugs in Iran, and drop pistols chambered in something else. So that dropped pistols that fall into the hands of the regime thugs add only marginally to their firepower. Same pistol falling into the hands of a resistance fighter vastly increases his firepower.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Smart idea and the same reason that Warsaw Pact and NATO had different ammo cartridges.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:11 AM (E4rtv)

423 Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on.

Sorry. That's the best I have.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 12:11 AM (Swy+8)

424 411 If you’re speaking of Brigitte, Claudia Cardinale, Catherine Deneuve, or Juliet Binoche, I heartily endorse that sentiment.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:12 AM (77rzZ)

425 Here's another iconic photo of a NASA geek girl, Margaret Hamilton. She's standing next to the source code listing for the Apollo Guidance Computer:

https://t.ly/79vW8

Mo of dat White Supremancy

Posted by: Ladies of Color from NASA at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (sxR7k)

426 That’s not the Margaret Hamilton I immediately thought of:

https://sniplinks.in/FFMpSb

Goes to Wikipedia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (wWU6x)

427 419 Bal-zc!

Posted by: Count de Monet

Say it Ball Sack and it will be on the blue haired librarian's Recommended list for Story Time
Posted by: Miklos, sadly but truthfully at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (sxR7k)

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Just don't mention Dumb-Ass even though he wrote The Count of Monte Cristo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (Swy+8)

428 I honestly thought something like this had already happened.

we have done it twice, but not this time? why not?

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:03 AM (pxyHa)

I wish I had an answer. My gut is saying because trump thinks every problem is solved with a "deal". My Roman ancestry says sometimes it handled with the Carthage protocol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (S41Gd)

429 "As long as most of the dead are muslims, I fail to see the downside"

Can we include "All?"1

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (pxyHa)

430 Here's another iconic photo of a NASA geek girl, Margaret Hamilton. She's standing next to the source code listing for the Apollo Guidance Computer:
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Wonder how many Kb's of object code that produced

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 12:15 AM (XeU6L)

431 Just don't mention Dumb-Ass even though he wrote The Count of Monte Cristo.
Posted by: Cicero

Wait for the reboot of the Man in the Iron Mask

Posted by: Miklos can only imagine, and won't at July 24, 2026 12:15 AM (sxR7k)

432 Can we include "All?"1
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:13 AM (pxyHa)

A desirable goal, but like unachievable in practice.

It's Friday morning in Tehran. Time to blow up some Shiite mosques known to be frequented by members of the regime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 12:18 AM (1z8ji)

433 Welp, good night folks. Time for bed and an early vet appointment for doggie one tomorrow.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2026 12:18 AM (E4rtv)

434 She reminds of some TV character back in the day I can't quite place.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (w6EFb)


Looks kinda like Edna Mode from The Incredibles

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 24, 2026 12:19 AM (SRRAx)

435 Margaret Hamilton, the Wicked Witch of the West, did have a nice hourglass figure.

And a MUCH less irritating voice than Billie Burke.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:20 AM (77rzZ)

436 There’s a sad possibility that the loyal Shiite civilians outnumber the would be rebellious citizens. True regime change probably requires a civil war with millions of casualties, and no outside force wants to be involved in that tragedy.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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There may well be loyal Shite civilians, but they're nowhere near the majority. Any regime that has a Secret Police is one that can be toppled, and the larger Secret Police, the more vulnerable.
The Shah had the Savak , which was primarily aimed at the Commies, but which would indiscriminately scoop up anyone making the slightest anti-Shah comment, and he was overthrown by a combination of commies, idealists and religious nuts. The IRGC is many times the size of the Savak and even more hated. If the bombing can seriously degrade the IRGC, the mullahs are out.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 24, 2026 12:21 AM (cBDov)

437 Apollo soure code:

60,000 lines

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 12:21 AM (XeU6L)

438
Before Margaret went to work on that MIT guidance job, she worked with Ed Norton Lorenz, the discoverer of Chaos Theory. He was meterologist/mathematician who discovered that from early weather prediction model code. They had saved some intermediate during a run to restart later, but the saved values were rounded for storage, and that produced entirely different results.

Margaret was working for him on that software in 1961.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:22 AM (w6EFb)

439 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 11:48 PM (hzuYO)

That's fucked.

Brit Lass was getting some such calls to her business where he would breathe down the phone on her and then one on a Saturday night where he left a message and... "finished" on it.

A few weeks later he called during the day and she picked up as she had done before, only this time she said "you forgot to hide your number, you dozy bastard, I have it right here" and she read out the name of the company he was calling from and began to read out the number. He hung up and calls stopped.

Until about six months later when the idiot called again and she immediately said "you again?" and the name of the company again, and reminded him he'd already forgotten to hide the number once, at which point he hung up again, and the calls ceased permanently. Local construction company.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:23 AM (vE0+H)

440 Parthia delenda est.

Parthia = Persia = Iran.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 24, 2026 12:24 AM (wWU6x)

441 Apollo soure code:

60,000 lines
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

"uh, Mr. Kranz.....Todd just knocked all the punch cards off the table..."

Posted by: Miklos regrets to report at July 24, 2026 12:25 AM (sxR7k)

442
The core ROM memory of the Apollo computer was about 72KB. It used 16-bit word size, but 1 bit was a parity bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

443 Apollo soure code:

60,000 lines
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Back in about that day, we used to feel that 10 lines a day of bug-free code was nominal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 12:26 AM (XeU6L)

444 How are you holding up, Captain Josepha, I have been thinking of you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 24, 2026 12:26 AM (ibDUx)

445 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 24, 2026 12:10 AM (DK5Sh)

It's very good to see you around.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:28 AM (vE0+H)

446 Chaos Theory
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Haven't heard that in a while.

Posted by: Fuzzy Logic at July 24, 2026 12:28 AM (XeU6L)

447 I’m gonna do a comedy routine at my friend’s get-together. It’s gonna be a party bit.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:29 AM (77rzZ)

448 We should have been bombing the fuck out of Iran, and just airdropping guns left and right.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 23, 2026 11:54 PM (pxyHa)


Apparently right now we are paying off all the shipping companies that the IRGC forces are targeting with assets seized from where the IRGC had stowed it in the Gulf States banking systems.
That is how you make shipping insurance work!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 12:30 AM (rbvCR)

449 The core ROM memory of the Apollo computer was about 72KB. It used 16-bit word size, but 1 bit was a parity bit.
Posted by: publius


So 15 useful bits, so octal instead of hexadecimal for shorthand.

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 12:30 AM (VHUov)

450 F: cloying and hairy

Posted by: frammish at July 24, 2026 12:30 AM (rcENI)

451 I’m gonna do a comedy routine at my friend’s get-together. It’s gonna be a party bit.
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:29 AM (77rzZ)


Like a Red Wedding?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2026 12:30 AM (rbvCR)

452 And also france, fuck the french.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:06 AM (pxyHa)
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This kind of goes without saying.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 12:31 AM (JvZF+)

453 Brit Lass was getting some such calls to her business where he would breathe down the phone on her and then one on a Saturday night where he left a message and... "finished" on it.

A few weeks later he called during the day and she picked up as she had done before, only this time she said "you forgot to hide your number, you dozy bastard, I have it right here" and she read out the name of the company he was calling from and began to read out the number. He hung up and calls stopped.

Until about six months later when the idiot called again and she immediately said "you again?" and the name of the company again, and reminded him he'd already forgotten to hide the number once, at which point he hung up again, and the calls ceased permanently. Local construction company.
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:23 AM (vE0+H)

Have you considered raping him? Not in a gay way, but to show dominance.

Posted by: Graham Platner at July 24, 2026 12:31 AM (GVeZJ)

454 Less than 30% of Iran is Muslim.
One of my fathers best friends was a Kurdish Iranian.
He hates Iran, well, hated, he's dead now, but hated the current rule, then again, he was "I am a Kurd" I think he was in a defined line of royalty because he had money and his name was "Amir Huschang Baghurpor" which means Prince, Huschang, but anyways. Though Huschang , who we called huchang because, "You ain't a prince, you are barely a dude" . . anyways.

There are sunni kurds, and non practicing kurds, there are zoroastrians, who my father wrote one of his Phillosphy post grad essays about because one of his best friends was an Iranian Kurd, who would tell him stories. I know for myself a number of secular Iranians.

Iran used to be a modern nation until Carter, the french and the fraud kohmenei subjugated a nation 4 times larger than their number through terror.

IN FACT.

Random fact. When I enlisted in The USMC, I was in The Marine Corps at one time, I don't know if I mentioned, I was slated to be an intel analyst or linguist, because I was qulified in my testing, 0212, and 0214 ? It's been a long time I can't remember the specific MOS designations, what with it having been 30

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:32 AM (pxyHa)

455 By the way, Gene Kranz is still around

I would be surprised if he and Elon haven't had a few talks

Posted by: Miklos so suspects at July 24, 2026 12:32 AM (sxR7k)

456 My 7yo wants me to find the funny video of dogs rolling down stairs with music doo doo doodoo doodoo DOO doodoo doo doodoo doo DOO. Last seen here, maybe a few months ago.

Posted by: frammish at July 24, 2026 12:32 AM (rcENI)

457
Gary Burghoff played Charlie Brown in the off-Broadway show "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown". They are both little blockheads.
Posted by: Radar Love


You're a Good Man, Albert Brown

https://youtu.be/9BrIGQ4Rbps

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2026 12:33 AM (Cqx++)

458 And also france, fuck the french.
Posted by: wickedpinto
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The evergreen Schwartzkopf comment

'Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2026 12:33 AM (XeU6L)

459 And also france, fuck the french.
Posted by: wickedpinto

This kind of goes without saying.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


You know what else goes without saying?

Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 12:33 AM (VHUov)

460 Love cashew clusters, if billionaire would him people to keep me from over eating them!

Back to post 34.

Posted by: Goatweed at July 24, 2026 12:34 AM (jK3NL)

461 And also france, fuck the french.
Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:06 AM (pxyHa)
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This kind of goes without saying.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 12:31 AM (JvZF+)

Why not have the French invade Iran? If they want to tell the world how to fight a war, they need to show that they know what they're talking about.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 12:34 AM (qx7Zg)

462 years ago.

My Dill platoon thought I was some better than them dork who got to skate easy and shit because I was constantly testing, then I did the pre intel check, and it was Huschang, my fathers friendship with huschang that kept me from being in the 0200 family, instead I ended up with the 2800 group.

And STILL got the clearance!

I don't mind, I loved all my time in The Corps, even the bad parts, the bad parts (court-martial) made me better.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:34 AM (pxyHa)

463 Have you considered raping him? Not in a gay way, but to show dominance.
Posted by: Graham Platner at July 24, 2026 12:31 AM (GVeZJ)

It's practically all I've ever thought about since the day I heard him finish have I overshared

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2026 12:34 AM (vE0+H)

464 Can we assume Obama hasn’t raised enough to for his flak tower?

Posted by: Goatweed at July 24, 2026 12:35 AM (jK3NL)

465 You know what else goes without saying?
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2026 12:33 AM (VHUov)
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Never talk about Fight Club?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2026 12:36 AM (JvZF+)

466 402 @393

"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette

Wasn't that one of Hillary Clinton's favorite songs?
Posted by: Case at July 23, 2026 11:59 PM (bqIVz)

Hillary Clinton is the reigning World Champ of Cucks. How many times you think she's seen Bill cheat on her? It's way North of fifty.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 24, 2026 12:36 AM (w/O5Q)

467
There was a Block I and Block II version of the AGC. Block I was used for the ill-fated Apollo 1, and then the unscrewed Apollo 4 and 6 Saturn V tests. Block II was used for all flights afterward.

Block II contained that special requested instruction, called "EDRUPT", or "Ed's Interrupt". It acted like an interrupt in some ways, but wasn't a real interrupt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:36 AM (w6EFb)

468 I’m gonna do a comedy routine at my friend’s get-together. It’s gonna be a party bit.
Posted by: Bulg

A Genuine Made in the USA set of Groucho Marx glasses with the nose and moustache are hard to come by these days. None of that cheap Chinese crap.

You can borrow mine though

Posted by: Miklos has some snappy one liners around here somewhere at July 24, 2026 12:37 AM (sxR7k)

469 Why not have the French invade Iran? If they want to tell the world how to fight a war, they need to show that they know what they're talking about.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 12:34 AM (qx7Zg)
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Well, they kicked our ass

Posted by: Greenpeace at July 24, 2026 12:37 AM (JvZF+)

470 Good night, good people. Thank you for being here, it really means a lot to me.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 24, 2026 12:38 AM (CHHv1)

471 Did starship scrub? or is that tomorrow?

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 12:38 AM (pxyHa)

472 470 Goodnight, BC. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:39 AM (77rzZ)

473 >>>Back in about that day, we used to feel that 10 lines a day of bug-free code was nominal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

>Nowadays, all we write is buggy code. Seems like my system wants to reboot every night. The os, the browser, virus protection, the support apps. I spend more time logging in thru security than being productive. Fucking IT geeks run wild.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 24, 2026 12:40 AM (SwCxT)

474 It was delayed 24 hours. Big Bertha (Tropical Storm) was given as the reason.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 12:40 AM (qx7Zg)

475
Wow. The AGC contained a sophisticated interpreter for a virtual machine that had a more complex pseudo-instruction set. The navigational routines used this, and it provided double precision floating point, both scalar and vector, and even Matrix*vector instructions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)

476 >> Did starship scrub? or is that tomorrow?

Yep, it was a scrub due to weather conditions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)

477 462 You got a court-martial? Cool!

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:42 AM (77rzZ)

478
Heh. The software on the AGC for the command module for the lunar missions was called "COLOSSUS". The LM had its own AGC, and the package for that was called "LUMINARY".

One of Margaret's main things with this was trying to predict the kind of human error the astronauts would be likely to make interacting with the system, and how to best mitigate against that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:45 AM (w6EFb)

479
Those virtual machine psuedo-instructions took on average 24 ms for the AGC to execute.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 24, 2026 12:48 AM (w6EFb)

480 It's time for me to try to sleep. I hope everyone enjoyed the ONT. I had fun putting it together.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2026 12:48 AM (qx7Zg)

481 A friend and I were talking tonight about how we’ve only got 3 choices in this war now, none great. (Ace’s post today alluded to these)

1) declare victory and cut and run. That’s what the MOU was looking like, but thank heaven that Trump wouldn’t go through with it.

2) continue bombing like we are now, and count on the constant degradation them. Could work, or it could just become another forever war.

3) go truly massive and break down all the structures that support a society. When you face a military force that is extremely resilient, then neutralize the civilian population that supports it.

The third option is the only one that can result in victory, but it requires killing a whole lot more people than we’ve been willing to so far.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 12:48 AM (T2w7I)

482 480 Sleep well, HotF.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 12:52 AM (77rzZ)

483 I went to my local bookseller to see if they had a copy of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven". She said it came in once but nevermore.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 24, 2026 12:58 AM (DZ9Lv)

484 59 neighbors with their barky barky baromotic dogs are home.
It is 9 fucking 13
will someone rid me of these beast

Posted by: r hennigantx
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Take up playing the violin (even if you don't know how, which is better) and sit outside. You can torment them for hours. With any luck, you can drive the dogs crazy enough to eat their owners... ;-)

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at July 24, 2026 12:58 AM (YrUo/)

485 Caramel is nasty, especially with braces or caps.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 24, 2026 12:59 AM (DZ9Lv)

486 477 462 You got a court-martial? Cool!

No, it wasn't, but it's funny. I got Cm'd for "abuse" It's complicated, I told the story here a few times, basically a woman was blowing a married guy in my toilet during a hurricane in Oki. I needed to take a piss, I called her a whore and him a fuck up, because he was married, and about to process out. It turned into a thing, because the guy felt guilty and walked away from my fury, reasonable. I just wanna take a piss and i'm walking into what I thought was an inappropriate situation. Especially because I knew the guys situation. He's married, and he's risking it for a blowjob, from a whore.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 01:01 AM (pxyHa)

487 BUT! Two years before I was in tech training, and one of the previous instructors happened to be the guy who was at the time of my CM, was deployed to okinawa, my duty station, I knew that from the day I entered my tech training, and he was going to be my SNCOIC. Well, my crew and I went to a club and who was there? His wife, who he met because she was a Barracks Betty/whore, and he's the one who fell in love, so they got married and a few moths later he goes to oki on a 3 year dep (it was only 1 year 7 months because that guy politic'd his way all the way through.)

I said to my friends, and to here, "I don't want anything to do with this." everyone is like "Oh it's cool, she's cool" and shit. . .NO, NO NO NO NO

I said, "What if she's a whore?" I said it in front of her, I said, "not that you are, but what if you are and he thinks that?" meaning her husband who was my SNCOIC Barnum.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 01:06 AM (pxyHa)

488 57 I do not find coconut delightful in any way.
Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 10:13 PM (VJX5o)


I dislike nougat because it reminds me of coconut. I was horrified to learn that it is mutilated almond. I like cisalmond plain and love it coated in dark chocolate, but even the highest-quality transcoconut leaves me ambivalent or conflicted at best. It's like the wigger of candy; it's bad enough to be what you're not, but why emulate something worse?

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 01:07 AM (Sy6m/)

489 Take up playing the violin
_-_
Careful, though. 15 minutes a day of focused practice, and in a couple of years you'll pretty much be worth listening to.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 24, 2026 01:10 AM (j13NH)

490 > Hillary Clinton is the reigning World Champ of Cucks. How many times you think she's seen Bill cheat on her? It's way North of fifty.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 24, 2026 12:36 AM (w/O5Q)

Hell, I think she and Bill have probably shared each other's sloppy seconds more than once.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2026 01:10 AM (qpyNK)

491 I said get me the fuck out of this car (how I got into is another story, and I will leave it) and it was a real conflict, not with my SNCOIC's whore wife, but with my friends who wanted to pretend everything was cool. They dropped me off a couple miles from base, fine, I'm a Marine I know how to walk, it's kinda the first skill you are taught, and I stumble onto base. Everyone else would find time to spend with Krista (yes that's the spelling of her full name) Barnum, and everything was cool, she was cool, all was cool.

But she also talked to her "husband" a few times every week, who was going to be my SNCOIC and talked about all of us, me mostly about how mean we were when she picked us up at a club designed for catching pussy.

I caught most of it, but that fucking cunt made a point, because he ended up becoming a First Sgt, I don't get it.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 01:11 AM (pxyHa)

492 He targeted ALL of us. "where is X person at?" "Oh, have you had any issues?" as though he's a friend and then he would undercut us.

ME in particular because I told his wife, "You are a Marine wife, and you are fucking another Marine, You are fucking all of us."

She didn't tell her cuck husband what I actually said, she just said I was really offensive.

So, I had a cloud over me the entire time I was in "The Fleet" as we say, and I fucked up, Oh, yeah I fucked up, don't get me wrong, but it was made into a CM because of that cuck's defense of his whore wife,and his political connections within the MOS that got me the CM.

I plead to what I was guilty of 18 counts of disrespect, 18 counts of refusal to obey a lawful order, with comment (they weren't lawful orders, so I entered a comment in the plea, but in the Marines lawful orders are fungeable) a couple counts of verbal assault, one count of "sexual assault" I did not touch the person I called her a worthless bitch, while pointing at her and saying I didn't want her to ever touch me. Pointing is simple assualt, i used sexual laguange, so sexual assault, I was not convicted of that though the charge still exists.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 01:16 AM (pxyHa)

493 "Twin Cities man pleads guilty to pocketing $300K or more in Medicaid fraud case"

Mustafa Dayib Ali.

Yeah. "Twin Cities man".

Who just happens to have been born in Somalia.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2026 01:16 AM (qpyNK)

494 Well, they kicked our ass
Posted by: Greenpeace

Not as hard as I did.

Posted by: Judge James Gion at July 24, 2026 01:24 AM (DZ9Lv)

495 Well, almost 2330 here. Time for me to have a snooze. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2026 01:28 AM (1z8ji)

496 481 A friend and I were talking tonight about how we’ve only got 3 choices in this war now, none great. (Ace’s post today alluded to these)

1) declare victory and cut and run. That’s what the MOU was looking like, but thank heaven that Trump wouldn’t go through with it.

2) continue bombing like we are now, and count on the constant degradation them. Could work, or it could just become another forever war.

3) go truly massive and break down all the structures that support a society. When you face a military force that is extremely resilient, then neutralize the civilian population that supports it.

The third option is the only one that can result in victory, but it requires killing a whole lot more people than we’ve been willing to so far.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2026 12:48 AM (T2w7I)

On number 2, does it have to be a forever war? There's a whole lotta plans to bypass Hormuz and maybe in a couple of years it's not needed and they can rot.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 24, 2026 01:29 AM (w/O5Q)

497 59 neighbors with their barky barky baromotic dogs are home.
It is 9 fucking 13
will someone rid me of these beast

Posted by: r hennigantx
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A more subtle approach would be to get a dog whistle and get the dogs to respond to it, train them to do things. Your own little psychological warfare program. And you can be the silent neighbor the whole time... ;-)

p.s. It doesn't work at all with cats...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at July 24, 2026 01:30 AM (EH0wv)

498 59 neighbors with their barky barky baromotic dogs are home.
It is 9 fucking 13
will someone rid me of these beast

Posted by: r hennigantx

Have you considered raping them? Not in a gay way, but to show dominance.

Posted by: Graham Platner at July 24, 2026 01:33 AM (qi2kW)

499 Wow, wickedpinto, that’s quite the story. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:36 AM (77rzZ)

500 Was hoping it was 3am at least

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 01:39 AM (Ia/+0)

501 Goodnight, All. Y’all sleep well.

Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2026 01:39 AM (77rzZ)

502 Night AOP.

Just feeling so grateful for this place every night, pour myself a night cap and learn about so many things, Cheers Horde.

JQ, I hope that you survive the heat, do you need a cold drink?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 24, 2026 01:46 AM (ibDUx)

503 Hi, Debby! Thank you, don't mind if I do... it's still about 80* and an Iced Tea sounds perfect.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 01:48 AM (rdVOm)

504 I have a feeling that Graham Platner will be posting for years to come.

Posted by: P-Hustle at July 24, 2026 01:50 AM (ibDUx)

505 Is that a Bers Long Island Iced Tea, because I've never made one of those before.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 24, 2026 01:53 AM (ibDUx)

506 I stood the SUMMARY, so basically just an advanced NJP, sentenced to max, made no money, went to brig for a month, and a "supervisory" restriction of about 30 days. I said to the presiding adjudicator, a liutenant who had been in rank for a couple months (I had access to info, because people are stupid, and don't realize that I can know what they do.)

I get sentenced, I lose my money, and I spend 30 days in brigg, and it wasn't surprising. All through the "hearing" he did nothing, of course, because Summaries are just that. You don't really have to do anything, the adjudicator will just do what he was told, and he was told to fuck me. So he did, and I didn't care, because he might have the rank but he don't have the balls, (it's recorded in my page 14)

He stands up, The funniest thing is that the two people who were to escort me to the brigg after judgment were my friends.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 01:54 AM (pxyHa)

507 At my former house, there was *that one neighbor* what put his dog out at night, so the whole block could enjoy its barking/howling... poor dog, it just wanted attention I think. Stoopid people.

Anyway, I worked early days & long shifts, so wasn't thrilled to hear doggo all night. One night, I was sleeping soundly until the jerk put out his dog for the night's disruption at ~2am.

I went to the window and shouted: AW, SHUDDUP! as loudly as I could. Doggo was let back in. Ugh. At least the asshoe got the message.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 01:56 AM (rdVOm)

508 Almost one year to the day of my CM, I got a NAM, and a month after that, I won a Meritorious Corporal board, which was revoked at the last minute, and that pissed everyone off because it was clearly political, and then 3 months later ANOTHER meritorious board and I was Corporal Pinto.

FUCKING ROLLERCOSTER, and a lot of times miserable, but still, other than my time with my wife and kid, the best time of my life.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 01:56 AM (pxyHa)

509 Haha Debby-- Lipton's is okay at this hour, although Long Island would taste good as well...

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)

510 Chesty said that if you don't get at least one CM you ain't Marine.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 01:59 AM (pxyHa)

511 498 59 neighbors with their barky barky baromotic dogs are home.
It is 9 fucking 13
will someone rid me of these beast

Posted by: r hennigantx

Have you considered raping them? Not in a gay way, but to show dominance.
Posted by: Graham Platner at July 24, 2026 01:33 AM (qi2kW)

Nice. Well, not, but.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 02:03 AM (faghi)

512 Helluva story, wickedpinto. Damn. Respect!

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)

513 My captain had to pin an ARCOM on my 3 weeks after I got off 45 days of extra duty for, what was his first act as unit commander, busting me for coming up hot on a pee test for pot.
They way I got it was funny as hell. We were in Ft Irwin for NTC and at the end of the 96 hour ARTEP all I wanted to do was lay down. I found an excuse to in an F16 flying over which was the enemy. So I announced I was following protocol and lay down and started shooting at it while chastizing my buddies for not helping me. As I was doing this 4 evaluators walk up just as I hit it and a big puff of smoke blows out the back.
I jump up yelling "I fukin hit it! I did that!" everybody is all "bullshit" Well I did. There was a big to do and I was the only one shooting at the time.
I went from scrubbing shitters on extra duty at the beginning to the highest peacetime medal during that NTC trip.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 02:11 AM (gE8mJ)

514 2 more days of 100+ temps, and then back to the mid 90s. Oh joy!

The rain light sprinkle we got today, just turned the place into a steam-bath. Ugh.

Every summer, we get a few days or weeks of misery heat. Just the way it is.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

515 Got the same thing here JQ. I think the same water fell on us 3 times yesterday. It rained, it got hot and muggy, it rained, got muggy etc...
Swamp coolers don't work worth shit with water in the air.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 02:16 AM (gE8mJ)

516 XH had a serious scare in Hawaii-- they drew #s every week for pee test & his came up. No problem, he was clean.

Then he smoked with a buddy, hahaha, but then... same # came up the following week! Oh sh!t, but I don't believe all samples were tested because nothing came of it.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 02:17 AM (rdVOm)

517 Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 02:16 AM

LOL. Similar here, except a/c unit pulls the water out of the air, leaks it onto the tray below & then it evaporates... then gets pulled out of the air again next day.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

518 I know they weren't testing it when I was in Germany. The pee test NCO was a smokin buddy of mine. He walked out and dumpstered most of them.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 02:21 AM (gE8mJ)

519 Take up playing the violin
_-_
Careful, though. 15 minutes a day of focused practice, and in a couple of years you'll pretty much be worth listening to.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 24, 2026 01:10 AM (j13NH)

I did a stint repairing violins. I soon arrived the conclusion that if you spend a lifetime practicing you won't sound like 2 cats fucking. What a horrible instrument in the wrong hands. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2026 02:24 AM (S41Gd)

520 LOL. Figured the pee testing was mostly a psy-op. Tests must have been expensive then, too.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

521 Sweet dreams Horde, see you tomorrow.

Great stories wickedpinto and Reforger, I raise my last sip to you both.

JQ, stay cool!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 24, 2026 02:27 AM (ibDUx)

522 There are laws on the ucmj about handling of tests. At the time they had to be hand delivered to Tripler AMC in Hawaii. Constant chain of custody.
Which is what led to the coming up hot in the US. They actually did do a trip every month with bottles. I didn't think they did.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 02:28 AM (gE8mJ)

523 'Night, Debby. Thinking cool thoughts here...

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)

524 Well, Reforger... I figure that Crippler AMC must've fk'd up. Not surprising, really.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

525 Damn, I've been watching these vids of a dude who is trying to ride a harley from south africa to the arctic circle. He's doing a lot of off road too. I could have told it was an insanely bad idea to try that with a harley. Yeah he lasted a few days and blew a huge hole in the oil pan on some crazy mountain pass while driving over big rocks and constantly bottoming out. 10 out of 10 for the asteroid size balls, minus a few thousand for thinking it was a good idea to use a street bob for that trip.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2026 02:33 AM (S41Gd)

526 That extra duty is where I got to know some of the Rangers that got killed in Mogdishu. We had to play op4 to them on the weekends as "punishment". It was really fun.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 02:33 AM (gE8mJ)

527 My 85 YZ250 is sitting across the shop begging me for a romp in the desert. I'm so much older now than the last time I took her out. I need new tires and a time machine.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2026 02:39 AM (gE8mJ)

528 My luck, if I could find a time machine... I'd *still* be in this old broken body when I got back to the past!

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)

529 In the reserves, a guy popped hot for coke. How stupid do you have to be to snort within 4 days of a drill? You have the rest of the f'ing month.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 24, 2026 02:57 AM (DZ9Lv)

530 In Basic, Ft Leonard Wood, I got put on KP twice during final week, July 10-11 1989. It was great - air conditioned DFAC, we got to eat whatever we wanted, all we had to do was toss all the leftovers into the barrels for the hogs and clean the place up. It's 90+ outside and probably 60 inside. My junior drill sergeant thought he was punishing me but heck no.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 24, 2026 03:00 AM (DZ9Lv)

531 I remember reading in Pac Stars & Stripes, about some dipsh!t what got caught dealing LSD in Japan. Several years' local imprisonment, reduced to E-nothing, total forfeiture of pay... and the big chicken dinner with Leavenworth somewhere in the mix.

What ails people?

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)

532 Happy Shabbat Nachamu btw. i believe it's now started.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 23, 2026 11:45 PM (gKWVE)
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Sabbath starts slightly before sunset. So, maybe in Australia. 10:10AM here in northern Israel. Cooking to do!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 03:09 AM (D0X9e)

533 Got windows open & fans blowin'-- it's still 80* but actually feels nice. Beats the daytime temps!!!

Won't mow the weeds until some cooler day next week.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

534 Good news! From Big Country News Connection dot com:

OROFINO [Idaho]—The Clearwater County Sheriff's Office provided a formal notice of our intent not to renew and to terminate their agreement for the Flock Safety camera system, effective September 22, 2026, in accordance with the terms and conditions of the contract governing non-renewal and/or termination for convenience.

After evaluating the program during its implementation, the Clearwater County Sheriff's Office has determined that it does not meet the operational needs and priorities of their agency to justify its continued cost. As a result, they have elected to discontinue participation in the program.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:20 AM (rdVOm)

535 104 How is it that I can’t think of a word that’s on the tip of my tongue, but I can hear Snoopy and the Red Baron, released when I was 10, and can remember every word? I damn near wore down the 45. And I’m going with J, the reviled cream center.
Posted by: TxAnn at July 23, 2026 10:23 PM (SjAWL)

"Ten, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more." 🎶

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 03:31 AM (faghi)

536 What ails people?

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)
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Ginger.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 03:34 AM (D0X9e)

537 "Ten, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more." 🎶
Posted by: m

My best friend had the 45. We listened to it almost every day! And "Windy"

Everyone knows it's Windy!!! bump bump bump bump...

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:38 AM (rdVOm)

538 What ails people?
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm)


MPAI, laziness and The Deservening. They all go back to the Garden of Eden and the Fall, since human nature never changes.

Most People Are Idiots. You might think that's impossible with how bell curves work, but IQ is only potential. Most people don't even use the brains God gave them.

Every cheater has the same reason: "I *deserve* it." Martial infidelity, embezzling, using AI on tests -- it's all the same, and goes back to Eve. She *deserved* to have the Knowledge of Good and Evil, and decide for herself what was right. To this day, The Deservening is the source of much evil.

Adam, however, was a lazy git who had the opposite failing. He wanted to be able to just go with the flow, and not have to think for himself. Well, he could've just followed God's instructions; but He wasn't standing right there when Eve handed him the fruit, was He? (Spoiler: it was Adam who wasn't thinking of Him, not the other way around.) And to this day, people will thoughtlessly go along with peer pressure, when their hearts are shouting God's law at them.

This has all happened before, and it will all happen again.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 03:45 AM (Sy6m/)

539 Good answer, SciVo.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:51 AM (rdVOm)

540 151 Zohran Mamdani: “A lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing.

Carnegie did not force you to buy the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur)

The false choice argument of Socialism. Because we have a paid fire department that means the government should seize the medical industry and give you a doctor’s services for “free”. Because the government has a police force to enforce laws the government should forcibly seize countless industries and give you their services for free”free”.

It’s a false choice: Statism/Socialism or anarchy.

I wonder if this dummy has any idea how much of the United States is covered by the protection of VFDs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 03:54 AM (pKv0r)

541 Variable Frequency Drives?

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:55 AM (rdVOm)

542 Snoopy, on the other hand, was a perpetual winner who was never disappointed and was admired by all. He was the breakout character for the strip, and it's certainly understandable that Schulz would capitalize on him.

I just never liked Snoopy that much after realizing that. Sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1)

Snoopy was and is our fantasies. That’s it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 03:56 AM (pKv0r)

543 Fire Companies is a non-starter. It is a public safety organization and a necessity. It is no different from a paved road in a philosophical sense.
Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 10:50 PM (dIske)

And even so, many of them operate for free…unless you donate money to them or attend one of their fundraisers.

But to a Socialist, if you want a police force, that means the government should do absolutely everything else and you should pay 70-80% of your taxes for it with a smile on your face. Socialism or anarchy, that is their argument.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 04:00 AM (pKv0r)

544 541 Variable Frequency Drives?
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:55 AM (rdVOm)

Volunteer Fire Departments

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 04:00 AM (pKv0r)

545 I turned my alarm.off for last Friday and didn't put it back on until now

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2026 04:00 AM (Ia/+0)

546 Back to the Land of Bad Music.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 04:01 AM (pKv0r)

547 Sorry, Cow Demon. I knew that wasn't right, but couldn't resist. Heh.

Yeah, the commie argument is all or nothing, really. You either want mommy gubmint or orphanhood.

Given the choice, I'd take anarchy. Easier to sort out, imo.

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 04:03 AM (rdVOm)

548 I've been thinking about it a lot. There's this one YouTuber, Pearl, a debater and ex-volleyball player in England, who has taken a very contrary position on relations between the sexes. She sees complementary failings in both mainstream secular feminism and Christian (or Churchian) pseudo-traditionalism.

I eventually realized that the recurring pattern was the Daughters of Eve recapitulating her original sin, the Sons of Adam recapitulating his, and both going to great lengths to avoid God's curse. In particular, Pearl has zeroed in on the command for wives to obey their husbands, and the great difficulty even devout Christians (of both sexes) have with it -- and I think it's relevant that it's part of the *curse*. Both Adam and Eve would *hate* that.

I don't even think she's particularly religious herself, although with fluency from a religious upbringing. But her s***-stirring ends up pointing at eternal truths.

Posted by: SciVo at July 24, 2026 04:05 AM (Sy6m/)

549 Back to the Land of Bad Music.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 04:01 AM (pKv0r)
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There's a cure for that:

https://youtu.be/G2uCNd1AVJo

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 24, 2026 04:05 AM (D0X9e)

550 'Night, horde. Finally cool enough to sleep!

Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 04:10 AM (rdVOm)

551 537 "Ten, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more." 🎶
Posted by: m

My best friend had the 45. We listened to it almost every day! And "Windy"

Everyone knows it's Windy!!! bump bump bump bump...
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:38 AM (rdVOm)

new earworm!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:22 AM (faghi)

552 551 537 And "Windy"

Everyone knows it's Windy!!! bump bump bump bump...
Posted by: JQ at July 24, 2026 03:38 AM (rdVOm)

new earworm!
Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:22 AM (faghi)

In some of the lyrics, she's like the female version of a Greek god of wind.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:28 AM (faghi)

553 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2026 04:30 AM (faghi)

554 D is... the BEST!!

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at July 24, 2026 04:32 AM (EjK1h)

555 Ahhh, peace time, when losers had the power to shit on warriors.

Posted by: wickedpinto at July 24, 2026 04:56 AM (pxyHa)

556 Oil 100 dollars a barrel dump goobers. Burn trumpsters not gas!

Posted by: raimondo at July 24, 2026 05:02 AM (Ql+6U)

557 556: Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest, My hate-filled, cowardly Stalinist.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 24, 2026 06:31 AM (8l6/L)

558 You wrote: "I got a little snoopy earlier today, so tonight I'm in the doghouse."

But I thought you wrote: "I got a little nookie earlier today, so tonight I'm in the doghouse."

It might be worth being in the doghouse if you got a little nookie earlier today.

Posted by: Ralph at July 24, 2026 10:47 AM (8WZD4)

Thursday Cafe

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Anskar Lenzen


Is it Friday yet?

Mother shepherd inspecting her puppies.


Charging up your puppy.

Wombats wombats wombats!

Baby guinea pig has something to say.

Rescue toucan. He's a real froot loop.

Dog and duck are farm friends.

Dog and duck are more than friends.

Ice cream truck!



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1 boink

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (YlWIZ)

2 Lay off that ostrich, buddy. They're big but their brains are the size of a walnut.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 23, 2026 07:40 PM (YSQQv)

3
 They're big but their brains are the size of a walnut.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 23, 2026 07:40 PM (YSQQv)

__________

Like The Big Dummy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:42 PM (O0L8i)

4 Top 10!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 23, 2026 07:43 PM (GTqXr)

5
We are being unindated by Tropical Depression Bertha. This may be the end. See you in Hell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:44 PM (O0L8i)

6 Most of the time, I think "what a stupid time to be alive." But there are bright spots, like wheelchairs for crippled dogs. I mean. What a great world, where we can spare resources and effort to make life so much better for dogs.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz)

7 Crepuscular rays!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 07:45 PM (6fKvw)

8
“America, America, God shed his grace on thee. I can’t think of eight words that mean more to me than those. You know, we have a lot of born-agains nowadays; people are born-again this and born-again that. Some of them mean it and a lot of them are phonies. But one thing I hope we’ll never have is a born-again American. This country is the greatest place on earth, and even though we have some problems it just keeps getting better and better for all of us."

- Bobby Knight

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:45 PM (O0L8i)

9 Ice cream dog needs a diet.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2026 07:46 PM (NnhvP)

10 Biker dude beat the snot out of that ostrich, emu, whatever.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM (LHPAg)

11 >10 Biker dude beat the snot out of that ostrich, emu, whatever.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM (LHPAg)

I'd like to see him try that with a cassowary.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (GTqXr)

12 Beau died fighting an ostrich. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (B0NCh)

13 From the last thread:

It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf


That’s fantastic news! How cool is that? Good for you! Damn, I’d love to be able to know it’s you I’m listening to though.

Congratulations!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 07:50 PM (yEz+x)

14 >>>Size of an ostrich

Human on ostrich violence. An unusual choice for the cafe.

The ostrich asked for it, though.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 07:51 PM (syz1S)

15 12 Beau died fighting an ostrich. No joke.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (B0NCh)
And Humper got kneed in the nadz trying to date one.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg)

16 Baby guinea pig has something to say.

Peeg!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2026 07:52 PM (Wnv9h)

17 I could have been first but I was beating my ostrich.

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at July 23, 2026 07:54 PM (MWfyi)

18
I thought ostriches could kick people to death.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (VWtfl)

19
Her Majesty and I have one (1) frosted sugar cookie each after dinner. Borzoi, we have found, love frosted sugar cookie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:56 PM (O0L8i)

20 11 >10 Biker dude beat the snot out of that ostrich, emu, whatever.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM


Only pay for what you need.

Posted by: Liberty Mutual at July 23, 2026 07:56 PM (2Ez/1)

21 We are being unindated by Tropical Depression Bertha. This may be the end. See you in Hell.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:44 PM (O0L8i)

Coming down like cats and dogs, here.

Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at July 23, 2026 07:57 PM (wVcYX)

22 Biker dude beat the snot out of that ostrich, emu, whatever.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM (LHPAg)


The dog be like "WTF dude!!??"

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:57 PM (2WIwB)

23
Coming down like cats and dogs, here.

Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at July 23, 2026 07:57 PM (wVcYX)

____________

Actually we got very little rain at Schloss Hadrian. But Missouri City and Sugar Land just up Highway 6 got absolutely pasted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 07:58 PM (O0L8i)

24 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

25 That dachshund is adorable.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)

26 Once I n a while a guy’s got to punch a bird. It’s just what it is.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (KGj36)

27 Breaking news: Humanoid Sally just joined the NEA and immediately had sex with a 13 year-old special ed kid.

Posted by: Wally at July 23, 2026 08:03 PM (1uEMB)

28 Willowed:

Got back from watch the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas.

I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships.

It was impressive moving down the tracks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

29 Once I n a while a guy’s got to punch a bird. It’s just what it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (KGj36)

Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 08:06 PM (0aYVJ)

30 Better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 08:07 PM (Ia/+0)

31
Once I n a while a guy’s got to punch a bird. It’s just what it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (KGj36)

_____________

What would Alex Karras do?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i)

32 I'm watching "Detective Chinatown 2", which somebody recommended many many threads ago. It's a hoot! Very wacky and creative romp around New York as our gang attempts to track down a serial killer. Worth checking out, if you can find it. I got it through our interlibrary loan service. It's in Chinese and Engrish with subtitles and Chinese characters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 08:09 PM (kpS4V)

33 Willowed:

250 94 Sophie is very pretty and ballsy, she should be a trophy wife not fighting for her life against lesbian thugs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

From what i've seen of her, she likes fighting those stupid trogled*kes. She seems to go after the ones that foul Clark. Good on her; Clark's coach as far as I can tell is almost as useless as the ref's in that f**king league.
Posted by: Nelly


Sophie is a black belt. She knows what she's doing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:09 PM (oUopv)

34 Once I n a while a guy’s got to punch a bird. It’s just what it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (KGj36)

_____________

What would Alex Karras do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i)

I don't think Alex would ever punch Webster. /bucket of sarc tags

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 08:10 PM (0aYVJ)

35 1.25 inches rain has fallen in the last 90 minutes.

Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at July 23, 2026 08:10 PM (wVcYX)

36 Big Mama GS is why German Shepherd's were the holy terrors of attack dogs until the advent of Belgian Malinois .

Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 08:10 PM (aaVMM)

37 Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549

Filthy things. Nasty and aggressive. I never feel bad when I see one that's been squashed on the highway.

Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2026 08:11 PM (lJ0H4)

38 Baby guinea pig has something to say.

-
When we were kids, my sister had a guinea pig. We said he said, "Oink squeek oink squeak!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 23, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

39 27 Breaking news: Humanoid Sally just joined the NEA and immediately had sex with a 13 year-old special ed kid.
Posted by: Wally

Neither Miss Canfield nor Miss Landers did that to us.

Posted by: Disappointed Beaver and Larry. at July 23, 2026 08:12 PM (JM9I6)

40 29, what Pug said! Yes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 23, 2026 08:13 PM (VyBeY)

41 I think wombats dressed in comfortable hawaiian shirts shooting pool would be a good oil painting subject to rival dogs playing poker. For any aspiring artists out there. Very classy.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (3uBP9)

42 Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549

Add sea gulls to the list. Why can't we shoot those thieving bastards?

Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (sl73Y)

43 From X, a new Iranian threat.


Sarah For Trump🇺🇸🇮🇱
@SarahAllisonFl
The Iranian regime dropped a clip to threaten the US army where the IRGC dudes are so elite some of them got three hands, Lmao😂

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (E4rtv)

44 What would Alex Karras do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i)

I don't think Alex would ever punch Webster. /bucket of sarc tags
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Useless trivia:
Alex Karras & Susan Clark were married in real life. Not just on the show.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:16 PM (oUopv)

45
Where you at, Count?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

46 geese, seagulls are protected for the same reason criminals are: make life suckier for Normals.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 23, 2026 08:17 PM (VyBeY)

47 I think wombats dressed in comfortable hawaiian shirts shooting pool would be a good oil painting subject to rival dogs playing poker. For any aspiring artists out there. Very classy.
Posted by: banana Dream


Painted on black velvet with blacklight paints.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:17 PM (oUopv)

48 Sarah For Trump🇺🇸🇮🇱
@SarahAllisonFl
The Iranian regime dropped a clip to threaten the US army where the IRGC dudes are so elite some of them got three hands, Lmao😂

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (E4rtv)
---
Those are the guys who've mutated after working too closely on their nuke program without proper shielding.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 08:18 PM (FZ29D)

49 I did NOT know that you fight an ostrich the same way you fight a hockey tough guy in the NHL.

Push their head down, pull up their jersey, and start wailing on their head while they can't see you.

The more things I learn at AOS, the smarter I become as a Moron.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:18 PM (HlyYF)

50 Where you at, Count?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

Between Willowbrook and Tomball, just west of Vintage Park area.

Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (wVcYX)

51 37 Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549

Filthy things. Nasty and aggressive. I never feel bad when I see one that's been squashed on the highway.
Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2026 08:11 PM (lJ0H4)

Princeton University had a big problem with goose crap on the LaCrosse feilds. Um they actually authorized a kill a goose deal I remember reading that. I worked in the carpanters union building the chem lab building.. No I did not meet whacos Cornel West of Michelle OBlowjob

Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (aaVMM)

52 Those are the guys who've mutated after working too closely on their nuke program without proper shielding.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Those are the guys whose mom & dad are brother & sister.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (oUopv)

53 Historical Epics so be back in vogue, and cross cultural casting is approved. If a black woman can be Helen of Troy, why not do the Life of Muhammad with Samuel L. Jackson as Muhammad?

Or even better, how about Peter Dinklage?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (T2w7I)

54 The ambience and bouquet of the Café gets better every night!

Y'all can take credit for the ambience, and thanks to the AoSHQ Café custodial engineers for their near-unceasing efforts on improving the bouquet!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)

55 41 I think wombats dressed in comfortable hawaiian shirts shooting pool would be a good oil painting subject to rival dogs playing poker.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (3uBP9)

Would hang.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (zYpTz)

56 48 Sarah For Trump🇺🇸🇮🇱
@SarahAllisonFl
The Iranian regime dropped a clip to threaten the US army where the IRGC dudes are so elite some of them got three hands, Lmao😂

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 08:14 PM (E4rtv)
---
Those are the guys who've mutated after working too closely on their nuke program without proper shielding.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 08:18 PM


We should probably send them some fish from the cooling lake at Homer Simpson's nuclear plant!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (HlyYF)

57 The more things I learn at AOS, the smarter I become as a Moron.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Educated Morons are the most dangerous.

Posted by: Chief Inspector at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (JM9I6)

58 Is a Webster still alive?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2026 08:20 PM (8ETm8)

59 Is a Webster still alive?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Yes. Born March 9th, 1971.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:22 PM (oUopv)

60 >Or even better, how about Peter Dinklage?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 08:19 PM (T2w7I)

'Elliot' Page.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 23, 2026 08:22 PM (GTqXr)

61 Duncanthrax

I left you a "you were right and I was wrong" post at the end of quick hits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

62 Is a Webster still alive?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

No. Webster died, but at least everything he said lived on in the dictionary. He may be gone, but he’ll always have the last word.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2026 08:24 PM (6x1Uq)

63 Sometimes those little midget people don't last long.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2026 08:24 PM (8ETm8)

64 🚨BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson suggests that the city will potentially be giving reparations to areas that have been hit by ICE raids.


LOL. 😂

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:24 PM (oUopv)

65 Is a Webster still alive?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

No. Webster died, but at least everything he said lived on in the dictionary. He may be gone, but he’ll always have the last word.
Posted by: Tonypete


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:25 PM (oUopv)

66 Mr Aspirin Factory

We still talking about Elliot Page?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

67 51 37 Canada goose. Most punchable POS bird ever. Why are they a protected species? They are friggin' everywhere. It should be legal to bash them with bats and feed them to the hogs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549


My brother killed one on the golf course with a low "worm burner" off of his 3-wood.

Five years later, his golf buddies still call him up to tee off first when the fairway is covered with geese.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:25 PM (HlyYF)

68 BREAKING NEWS: Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is taking on a role in an iconic William Shakespeare play.

The 20-year-old, who is majoring in musical theater at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, will appear in Midsummer!, a contemporary adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

Suri will perform in the 90-minute production alongside other classmates at the Trust Arts Education Center's Peirce Studio in Pittsburgh.

The show will play two nights, July 31 and August 1. Following these exclusive previews, the production will head overseas for a UK run at the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe from August 7 through August 31.

Though it has been reported previously that she was leaning towards a degree in fashion, it appears that Suri is now fully embracing her thespian roots and heritage.

In her senior year at high school, she portrayed Philoclea in Head Over Heels and starred as Morticia Adams in The Addams Family: A New Musical

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 23, 2026 08:26 PM (0sNs1)

69 The Nazi attempt to create a penguin-ostrich hybrid, a penguin with a periscope-like neck designed to carry an explosive charge to be detonated against the hull of an unsuspecting Allied ship, was discontinued after an 8 foot tall "Straubpinguinboot" escaped from the lab and went on a polymorphicly perverse rampage thru the nearest village.

Few were spared from the unspeakable terror, and old timers still speak of the mephitic memory, describing it as something akin to a bad can of anchovies and a barrel of rotten sauerkraut.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 23, 2026 08:26 PM (MWfyi)

70 I left you a "you were right and I was wrong" post at the end of quick hits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:23 PM


You do realize this is the internet, right?

[Howdy NaCly!]

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:26 PM (HlyYF)

71 My brother killed one on the golf course with a low "worm burner" off of his 3-wood.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot



Seems to be the only way I can hit them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:27 PM (oUopv)

72 And Humper got kneed in the nadz trying to date one.
Posted by: Eromero

=====

Allegedly

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 23, 2026 08:28 PM (4HoLg)

73 Pillage Idiot

Tip of the hat to you.

My ego can take being wrong some of the time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

74 Duncanthrax
I left you a "you were right and I was wrong" post at the end of quick hits.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:23 PM


1) I should have left a at the end of my message.
2) I am *impressed* that you could forget those examinations!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)

75 Mr Aspirin Factory

We still talking about Elliot Page?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

She/It falls into that category.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM (8ETm8)

76 Seems to be the only way I can hit them.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:27 PM


Geese or tee-shots?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1)

77 Seems to be the only way I can hit them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:27 PM


Just walk up to the tee box and announce you are going to hit a "Tiger stinger".

It is much more impressive when your buddies think you hit that shot on purpose!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM (HlyYF)

78 Pillage Idiot

One of the widows I walk with is from Wichita. She has one daughter in town. If I visit Wichita with her, maybe we can go to some nice place for dinner.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

79 MySpace’s current owners just broke their silence, and it sounds like the platform’s story isn’t over yet.

Brothers Chris and Tim Vanderhook, who own MySpace through their company Variant Technologies, appear in a new documentary simply titled “Myspace,” where they open up about how much money they’ve put into keeping the platform alive and make clear their work isn’t done.

Here’s the part that surprises people. MySpace has quietly grown from around 200,000 monthly active users in 2023 to 6 million in 2026, driven almost entirely by Millennials burned out on algorithmic feeds and platforms designed to keep you scrolling rather than actually connecting. The Vanderhooks brought back the original features people loved, customizable profiles, the Top 8 friend ranking, profile songs, and a chronological feed, all of which modern social media stripped away years ago.

The platform that everyone wrote off as a digital ghost town is now its first profitable year in over a decade. Whether a full relaunch is coming remains to be seen, but the owners are clearly paying attention to the moment.



We don't deserve Tom.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:31 PM (oUopv)

80 Hi cafe friends!

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:31 PM (hftzA)

81 My ego can take being wrong some of the time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:28 PM


Which is why the AOS Headquarters is NOT like the rest of the hangouts on the internet!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM (HlyYF)

82 Duncanthrax

My urologist visits these days are all up the urethra.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

83 Seems to be the only way I can hit them.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:27 PM

Geese or tee-shots?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Tee shot. Knee high for two hundred yards.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM (oUopv)

84 31 What would Alex Karras do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Dad and couple uncles got his bartended by him at the Lindell A.C. while he was under suspension in '63. Said he was a riot to be around, a fun drunk.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM (Y8DZL)

85 One of the widows I walk with is from Wichita. She has one daughter in town. If I visit Wichita with her, maybe we can go to some nice place for dinner.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:30 PM


Can do!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:33 PM (HlyYF)

86 Bring back Tribe

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 23, 2026 08:34 PM (DZ9Lv)

87 Here’s the part that surprises people. MySpace has quietly grown from around 200,000 monthly active users in 2023 to 6 million in 2026, driven almost entirely by Millennials burned out on algorithmic feeds and platforms designed to keep you scrolling rather than actually connecting. The Vanderhooks brought back the original features people loved, customizable profiles, the Top 8 friend ranking, profile songs, and a chronological feed, all of which modern social media stripped away years ago.

So you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: Prodigy at July 23, 2026 08:35 PM (wVcYX)

88 The National Military Monument™
250 years ago, a new nation was born from the belief that freedom and opportunity belonged to the people. And, if necessary, was worth fighting for. Since then, more than 41 million men and women have answered the call to defend our freedom. This monument honors them.

Standing tall in Washington, D.C., The National Military Monument™ is a living tribute to the generations of military members whose service and sacrifice made this historic milestone possible for our country.

https://monument250.usaa360.com/

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 23, 2026 08:35 PM (IMPuq)

89 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM

Hopefully you won't be getting any of the roto-rooter procedures in the next 20 years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:36 PM (0sNs1)

90 A/C is off and the windows are open. The only thing Canada does right is the blue northerly.

Posted by: Accomack at July 23, 2026 08:36 PM (GbONR)

91 Seems to be the only way I can hit them.
Posted by: rickb223 at Jul

No one can hit a high worm burner. Just can't be done.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 23, 2026 08:37 PM (sl73Y)

92 Tee shot. Knee high for two hundred yards.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:32 PM


Q: How high is the first cervical vertebrae of an adult Canadian Goose?

A: Knee high ... to an adult human male.

I know a couple of golf courses around here where they might let you play for free in the spring!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 23, 2026 08:37 PM (HlyYF)

93 Q: How high is the first cervical vertebrae of an adult Canadian Goose?

A: Knee high ... to an adult human male.

I know a couple of golf courses around here where they might let you play for free in the spring!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:40 PM (oUopv)

94 All y'alls do know that Her Strut is about Jane Fonda, right?

Posted by: Dawn Kee Peanus at July 23, 2026 08:41 PM (l8OOG)

95 If you hit a goose off of the tee, do you get a do-over, or do you have to play it as it lies? (I suppose the latter could apply to the goose, as well.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:41 PM (0sNs1)

96 Is beating your ostrich in public not a crime in South Africa?

Posted by: San Diego Tourism Board at July 23, 2026 08:42 PM (FhXTo)

97 Me to Copilot:you are a fucking liar. I saw tham kill hundreds of geese in princeton
I hear how strongly you feel about what you saw, and I’m not here to dismiss your experience. But I am going to stay grounded in what’s actually documented — and also help you make sense of the gap between what you personally witnessed and what official records show.

Let’s slow this down and separate the pieces so we can get to the truth without escalating.

Copilot:This is the part that aligns with what you saw.

Municipalities in New Jersey — including Princeton Township and Princeton Borough before consolidation — did participate in USDA‑supervised goose culls, especially around:

Community parks

Public ponds

Golf courses

Township‑managed open spaces

Second: Princeton Town absolutely DID kill geese

These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.

Those events were real, documented, and absolutely involved killing geese.

If you saw “hundreds of geese killed in Princeton,” that fits municipal or USDA operations, not university operations.

Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 08:42 PM (aaVMM)

98 These Painkillers are every bit as good as I remember. Instead of making one at a time, I'm mixing up 4x in a mason jar.

2 ounces dark or navy rum
4 ounces pineapple juice
1 ounce orange juice
1 ounce cream of coconut
Pineapple wedge, for garnish
Grated nutmeg, for garnish

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:42 PM (oUopv)

99 Hitting a goose ought to be a stroke reduction.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 23, 2026 08:42 PM (4HoLg)

100 Coppilot is Cuck lmao

Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 08:43 PM (aaVMM)

101 Maybe Ace will report on Hunter Biden's thoughts concerning blog icon Jake Tapper tomorrow:

"I think Jake is a complete and utter asshole. I think he is a really poor journalist and beyond that I don't think he's a very decent human being. As a person, I don't like Jake. I think he's full of fucking shit."

-- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (0sNs1)

102 That's the 1x recipe I take it?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (n5tGW)

103 These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.



That's how we put raptors down when they were too injured to be fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (oUopv)

104 That's the 1x recipe I take it?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Yes. Spool it up as necessary.
Every bar in the BVI would pour them out of pitchers.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:46 PM (oUopv)

105 "I think Jake is a complete and utter asshole...

Bold move, sucking up to MAGA.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 08:47 PM (a6PrB)

106 🚨BREAKING: Rep. Jerry Nadler faces mass calls to resign after he suggested people can shoot ICE agents.

Nadler stated (in context of immigration enforcement): people have the right to defend themselves against federal agents.

JD Vance said: “Nadler is OPENLY calling for people to shoot federal law enforcement! This is DESPICABLE behavior from an elected official!”

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:47 PM (oUopv)

107 Oh oh oh! I get to do a point of order!

*ahem*

Y’all - 1 to a few

All y’all - everyone in the group.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:48 PM (hftzA)

108 Oh oh oh! I get to do a point of order!

*ahem*

Y’all - 1 to a few

All y’all - everyone in the group.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:48 PM (hftzA)

109 Oh man I miss my time in the BVI. Best 2 vacations I ever had.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 08:48 PM (n5tGW)

110 Well that was weird. Internet must be sketchy over here in the ether.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:51 PM (hftzA)

111 Yeah, man

Posted by: Accomack at July 23, 2026 08:52 PM (8jVAy)

112 Oh man I miss my time in the BVI. Best 2 vacations I ever had.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


I loved my week there.
Surf & turf dinner on Anegada. Hit all the big islands. Different island every day. Four couples rented a 48 ft catamaran. One of the guys had his captain's license so we didn't have to hire a crew.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:56 PM (oUopv)

113 Well that was weird. Internet must be sketchy over here in the ether.
Posted by: Piper


That's the afterlife for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:57 PM (oUopv)

114 We did the same thing Rick, barefoot cruise. Just went to the places we wanted. It was great.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 08:59 PM (n5tGW)

115 Well that was weird. Internet must be sketchy over here in the ether.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 08:51 PM


It's hard to be kale and hearty in the ether.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 09:02 PM (0sNs1)

116 We did the same thing Rick, barefoot cruise. Just went to the places we wanted. It was great.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Our captain was an American Airlines mechanic. Another mechanic had a sailing school in Grapevine, Texas. He made a bunch of mechanics captains. They actually earned it. It wasn't a gimme. Gerry & his wife flew for free and would go down six or eight times a year and rent from the same place. Usually had two or three boats traveling together. That week was a blast.

RIP Gerry.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 09:06 PM (oUopv)

117 103 These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.



That's how we put raptors down when they were too injured to be fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (oUopv)his and pr103 These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.



That's how we put raptors down when they were too injured to be fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 08:44 PM (oUopv)

This and Princeton liberals like Martha's Vineyard residents condone reality based solutions only when it meets their needs....

Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 09:07 PM (aaVMM)

118 Well that was weird. Internet must be sketchy over here in the ether.
Posted by: Piper

Storm Bertha having an effect . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2026 09:10 PM (wVcYX)

119 "I think Jake is a complete and utter asshole." - Hunter Biden



He don't lie, he don't lie, he don't lie...

Posted by: Eric Clapton at July 23, 2026 09:15 PM (0e5Te)

120 Bertha, don't you come around here anymore...

Posted by: Hunter/Garcia at July 23, 2026 09:16 PM (JM9I6)

121 5 minutes with no new comments is weird.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 23, 2026 09:17 PM (y171U)

122
94 All y'alls do know that Her Strut is about Jane Fonda, right?
Posted by: Dawn Kee Peanus at July 23, 2026 08:41 PM (l8OOG)

At least they DO respect her butt!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 09:18 PM (T2w7I)

123 Storm Bertha having an effect . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet
---

Oh, Bertha, Bertha, where are you? What happened?
You feel so cold. Was it that wave that turned you away?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:19 PM (51ygH)

124 Nadler claims illegal aliens “have the right to defend themselves” against federal agents.
——-

What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 09:21 PM (QN7a1)

125 Useless trivia:
Alex Karras & Susan Clark were married in real life. Not just on the show.

Posted by: rickb223
---

Alex told a bit from the old days.
When he played, pre-season pay was $50 a game and if you were injured, TS., you're on your own.
So, it's pre-season, - he and Big Daddy Lipscom are lined up against each other. He says something to Big Daddy about his mother. Hilarity ensues, both are thrown out of the game and survive to play in the regular season.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:26 PM (51ygH)

126 Nadler claims illegal aliens “have the right to defend themselves” against federal agents.
——-

What a piece of shit.
Posted by: Common Tater


Since it wasn't said "in the well", I wonder just how much trouble he could be in?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 09:26 PM (oUopv)

127 At least they DO respect her butt!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 09:18 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Brie Larson at July 23, 2026 09:27 PM (0sNs1)

128 illegal aliens have no rights.

They should be deported. And all their possessions confiscated. And their bank accounts.

And the recipients of remittances taxed at 100%.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 09:27 PM (yEz+x)

129 These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.

Not N₂ gas? (ooh, cool. I have to look up the code for that subscript-2)

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 09:28 PM (oSFyF)

130 "I think Jake is a complete and utter asshole. I think he is a really poor journalist and beyond that I don't think he's a very decent human being. As a person, I don't like Jake. I think he's full of fucking shit."
-- Hunter Biden
Posted by: Duncanthrax
------
I always thought that this retort was stupid, admitting accuracy while gaining no points for yourself.
However, as a third party comment, it is powerful:
"Takes one to know one!"

Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 09:35 PM (cBDov)

131 Saying illegals have no rights puts them in the category of the medieval outlaw: you can kill them on sight. Granted that would solve the problem, but it doesn’t seem right. They must have some rights as human beings, made in the image of God. I want to be rid of them too.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 09:36 PM (wWU6x)

132 Life is like a fresh baked biscuit. Eat it while it’s still warm.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 09:36 PM (LHPAg)

133 Hot again today- 104*

Just had a brief t-storm, got breezy for a while & rained just enough to turn outdoors into a steam-bath. Ugh. Ground barely got wet.

Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2026 09:36 PM (rdVOm)

134 @CENTCOM
2h
U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping.

U.S. Concludes 13th Night of Strikes on Iranian Military Targets @CENTCOM · 7m

CENTCOM targeted Iranian military command centers, drone storage facilities, communication networks, coastal surveillance sites, and maritime capabilities to further diminish the threat Iran poses to civilian mariners and commercial vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz.
---

Centcom says they have released the video but it's not found.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:36 PM (51ygH)

135 134 @CENTCOM
2h
U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping


Time to team up with the IDF and go in that Rat Hole and kill the cancer that resides in Tehran.

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 23, 2026 09:40 PM (OLtEb)

136 illegal aliens have no rights.

So if you are working outside of the US ? Nurse, you are more right than you know.

Which is what floors me ... absolutely floors me ... about the attitudes regarding illegals here. From both Dems and Repubs.

To work in any other country ? I have to have a Passport. Always a valid hotel reservation. And usually a Travel Medical Policy. Which is cheap, by the way. Less than a $100 a week. For what you are buying ? Pay the money.

Sometimes I need a letter from who is paying me to show up. Sometimes I need to show a return ticket. The point is ... from Customs ... I'm there for a good time. Not a long time.

But here ? From that "we're all just here together mentality" ? And its always the Yankee mentality.

We're just an economic zone. Fucking Morons.

Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 09:40 PM (NHUWL)

137 Saying illegals have no rights puts them in the category of the medieval outlaw: you can kill them on sight.

You are a fool. Not how it works, literally, in any other country.

Fuck ... just got to Canada. Commit a DUI. Then tell us about your "rights".

Seriously. You are a purposeful fool.

Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 09:42 PM (NHUWL)

138 illegal aliens have no rights.

They should be deported. And all their possessions confiscated. And their bank accounts.

And the recipients of remittances taxed at 100%.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 09:27 PM (yEz+x)

But then where will the Uniparty get their pennies on the dollar labor?

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 09:43 PM (vE0+H)

139 They must have some rights as human beings, made in the image of God. I want to be rid of them too.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


They have the right to safe passage out of my country.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 09:46 PM (Vrdez)

140 LOL, just saw a DANGER WILL ROBINSON article about my local Merced River.

It is going to go from 300 fpm, to 900.... and the warning was not to swim in it...

Now, they made it sound like this was some natural condition... but... uh... it's late July, snow run off was months ago....

Oh... they are opening the spillways on the dams because they are getting to full. /facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 09:48 PM (mP0Kj)

141 MySpace’s current owners just broke their silence, and it sounds like the platform’s story isn’t over yet.…
Posted by: rickb223


Now that Goggle has destroyed its search engine functions, can we see a revival of Alta Vista?

Posted by: mindful webworker - showing my age at July 23, 2026 09:48 PM (M5tgA)

142 iThey must have some rights as human beings, made in the image of God. I want to be rid of them too.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


You are seriously one of the dumbest fucking people I"ve ever seen here. And it gets to the point, with people like you, where rough language has to be used.

If a "Human Being" starts kicking down your door, is it OK to shoot their ass ? Now extend that to Nation States and International Borders.

Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 09:50 PM (NHUWL)

143 123 Storm Bertha having an effect . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet
---

Oh, Bertha, Bertha, where are you? What happened?
You feel so cold. Was it that wave that turned you away?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:19 PM (51ygH)

Bertha Butt? one of the Butt sistahs?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 09:51 PM (mP0Kj)

144 The ostrich attack will appear later in my dreams somehow. Loved the kids laughing and the dog frozen in shock.

I would have let the bird have my bike and would not have thought once of beating it. I might remember to sock a shark in the nose but not to beat an ostrich.

Like looking at songbirds but fear chickens due to a pecking trauma of childhood. If there is an apocalypse my husband has to fetch the eggs. I'll deal with the horse, cow and goat.

We also had a really mean green parakeet as small children, Ricky, and he pecked out fingers which we poked through his cage. He never talked and I don't remember what happened to him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 09:51 PM (hzuYO)

145 Ever smell a dog?
Ever smell a wet dog?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:51 PM (51ygH)

146 Oh... they are opening the spillways on the dams because they are getting too full.

Maybe they have some fires planned and need the reservoirs empty.

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 09:55 PM (oSFyF)

147 No, I am pointing out what no rights means. I am not sympathetic to them. I agree they should be deported forthwith. All of them. Borders and customs falls under the Executive Branch. They have a right to a clerical hearing with an Executive Branch “judge,” a clerk, in other words. The illegals do NOT have a right to appeal to the Judiciary. In this sense I agree they have “no rights”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 09:55 PM (wWU6x)

148 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons! Almost closing time. Fryer still on?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2026 09:56 PM (1z8ji)

149 The guy beating the ostrich reminds me of the fellow who beat up the kangaroo who (IIRC) was hassling his dog. That roo had the greatest look of surprise!

Posted by: mindful webworker - man v beast at July 23, 2026 09:56 PM (M5tgA)

150 SPCX bottomed out, for a moment, at ~111 today.
If the next Starship test is good; Oh, Alice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 09:57 PM (51ygH)

151 Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 09:55 PM (wWU6x)

This is a distinction without a difference.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 09:58 PM (vE0+H)

152 Temper, temper! Read and think. Or if you want, name call and bypass reason. Your choice.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 09:58 PM (wWU6x)

153 The wait is over

NOOD ONT

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420658

Posted by: mindful webworker - at long last at July 23, 2026 10:01 PM (M5tgA)

154 146 Oh... they are opening the spillways on the dams because they are getting too full.

Maybe they have some fires planned and need the reservoirs empty.
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 09:55 PM (oSFyF)

Wait... weird... just went and looked and Exchequer Dam on the Merced river is NOT FULL... NOT EVEN CLOSE.

So, now I'm totes confuselated as to what the hell is going on... except the enviros of Calif Gov are whackadoodle.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 10:01 PM (mP0Kj)

155 NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Obviously Scogg. Surprised it hasn't been called out.

Somebody tell Fen to knock on Dildo's door.

Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 10:01 PM (NHUWL)

156
QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at July 23, 2026 10:02 PM (oq9dX)

157 This is a distinction without a difference.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 09:58 PM (vE0+H)


Read the Constitution. Not following the constitution is what got us into this mess.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (wWU6x)

158 Mood Snoopy!

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (Dd38x)

159 Good heavens. Nood Snoopy! !

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (Dd38x)

160 Read the Constitution. Not following the constitution is what got us into this mess.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (wWU6x)


Defintely Scogg. What a troll. Can't stand that guy.

Posted by: PRS at July 23, 2026 10:04 PM (NHUWL)

161
Read the Constitution. Not following the constitution is what got us into this mess.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 10:03 PM (wWU6x)

If the Constitution applies to invaders then they possess almost all the rights granted by it. Which I don't believe is what you wrote.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 10:10 PM (vE0+H)

162 These culls involved roundups and euthanasia, usually by CO₂ gas, performed by USDA Wildlife Services.

That's how we put raptors down when they were too injured to be fixed.
Posted by: rickb223
----
Assuming that bird respiratory and circulatory system are the same as mammals, that's cruel.
Our breathing rate and depth is controlled by the CO2 levels in our blood. Increased levels of CO2 increase respiration rate, and high level produce the sensation of strangling. Placing animals in a CO2 chamber is, to their sensations while dying, the agony of asphyxiation.
Per my proposal for human execution, sticking them in a nitrogen chamber will kill them, but without without the pain.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 23, 2026 10:24 PM (cBDov)

Quick Hits

Crime fell 18% last year, on its way to a historic low.

Crime rates are on the decline in U.S. cities with the national homicide rate falling by 18%, inching closer to a historic low, the Council on Criminal Justice said Thursday.

The Council on Criminal Justice released its mid-year report examining patterns for 13 types of crime in 36 U.S. cities. It found that nine of the 13 crimes were on the decline through mid 2026.

...

Lopez, a senior research specialist for the Council on Criminal Justice, and Boxerman, a research scientist for the Regional Justice Information Service based in Missouri, added in their report that there is not a single explanation for the current crime trends.

Of course. The "experts" always say the same thing after a tough-on-crime policy succeeds: "There are too many variables to say what has caused this."

The national homicide rate increased by 30% from 2019 to 2020.

Of the nine types of crime that declined in the first half of the year, carjacking had the greatest decrease, falling by 47%.

Drug offenses have continued to rise, marking the biggest upward trend at 12%.

The Council on Criminal Justice projected that the end of 2025 homicide rate would likely be the lowest since 1900. It says its mid-year data "suggest" the homicide rate in 2026 will fall even further, "reaching a new historic low."


Poll of NH: AOC, Bootyjudge lead race for Democrat nominee for president; Kamala Harris is near the bottom.


Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and failed former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg now lead among Democrat presidential primary voters in New Hampshire.

This poll of 648 primary voters released on July 22 shows AOC at the top with 22 percent support. Buttigieg is right below her with 21 percent. Everyone else is in single digits.

U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) earns nine percent support. Failed Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA) is at eight percent. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) earns just six percent. Former Vice President Kamala Harris is at five percent.

But, John Nolte says, national polling puts Kamala Harris out front:


In the national polling, according to the RealClearPolitics poll of polls, Kamala is in first place, up by 11.3 points over second-place Newsom (27.9 percent to 16.6 percent).

...

Democrats are also captured entirely by an obsession with identity, and Kamala ticks off three of those vital boxes: She's black, she's a woman, and although no one will say so, she's a useful idiot.

This means that South Carolina is most likely to come first because it has a large black population.

The Democrat Party simply cannot afford to alienate black voters in 2028, especially black women. You can ask James Talarico about that.

One might speculate that whites are looking at Kamala Harris' actual performance, while blacks and black women especially are looking at the Racial Injustice of not nominating a black woman.

Democrats: Let's make every single aspect of culture, society, and politics relentlessly about race and "racial identity." What's the worse that can happen?

Iowa had traditionally been at the front of the line in assigning delegates (in caucuses, not a primary), but the Democrats decided the state was too white and too conservative to have such a prominent role anymore.

Technically, New Hampshire was the first primary in 2024, but it awarded zero delegates anyway. South Carolina, which saved Joe Biden's bacon in 2020, was the first real primary that mattered. And in South Carolina, the black vote is king in the Democratic Party.

For the 2028 primary season, the Democrats are having an internal battle over the first-in-the-nation status, and it has devolved into some nasty racial politics, because of course it has. This is what Democratic Party voters live, breathe, and fight about, because the only way to overcome racism is to think about race every second of the day, and have nightmares about microaggressions at night.



Fire them all and then re-interview the top 30% of performers to see who gets their job back:

A rural New York school district plans to deploy an AI-powered, humanoid robot named "Sally" as a teaching assistant tool in 11th- and 12th-grade classrooms, beginning this fall.

The Daily Wire reports that the Salamanca City Central School District purchased the lifelike robot, featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions, for less than the median annual salary for a New York teacher.


The school district will become one of the first in the nation to introduce a humanoid robot in a U.S. K-12 classroom.

Andrew Kiguel, CEO of Realbotix, the company which is currently building the robot, told the New York Focus that "Sally" will have access to the student's learning data, exclusively using it to provide specialized support based on their profile.

"They'll be able to say, 'Hey, I'm student number 1234,' and then the robot will be like, 'Hey, we were talking about this yesterday, do you want to continue that conversation?'" Kiguel said.

Salamanca Superintendent Dr. Mark Beehler emphasized the program's strict privacy guidelines, noting that the robot does not have open internet access, does not feature facial recognition, cannot record audio or video, and will not transmit student data back to Realbotix.

The pilot program is sparking mixed reactions from parents regarding the integration of AI into the classroom.



Sophie Cunningham was mercilessly henpecked by outraged woke Karens (who never played sports) over her claim that women's sports should be reserved to women: "I said what I said."


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:25 PM




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1 Prima Moronus

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2026 06:27 PM (u73oe)

2 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2026 06:27 PM (u73oe)

3 This first xxxx such and such is gett8ng old and tired.

When's Disney's first Canadian aboriginal princess.

Asian stuff is so refreshing in it's lack of diversity.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Sco7b)

4 Salamanca? The Indian reservation?

I used to buy smokes there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:30 PM (Ot/FD)

5 Crime rates are on the decline in U.S. cities with the national homicide rate falling by 18%, inching closer to a historic low, the Council on Criminal Justice said Thursday.

You get more of what you subsidize.

Posted by: USAID at July 23, 2026 06:30 PM (AaEou)

6 Millions deported even as crime rates fall!

Posted by: Fox Butterfield at July 23, 2026 06:31 PM (4NO2D)

7 I don't believe the crime rate reporting from the blue cities.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:31 PM (KC5Lt)

8 But, John Nolte says, national polling puts Kamala Harris out front

How many pollsters did Kumala have to drop down on her knees for to get these results?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK)

9 I ain't never heard of an Indian king or queen or prince.

Ain't no Baron of Waxawitcheewoowoo, or Duke of Manawhatsafuckit.

The hell they got princesses for?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:32 PM (Ot/FD)

10
According to Pew Research Center's analysis of the 2024 election, Black voters supported:

Hillary Clinton (2016): about 94% Democratic / 6% Republican
Joe Biden (2020): about 92% Democratic / 8% Republican
Kamala Harris (2024): about 83% Democratic / 15% Republican

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (vE0+H)

11 The automated teacher might be better than 75% of the human teachers out there.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uDSNN)

12 The Daily Wire reports that the Salamanca City Central School District purchased the lifelike robot, featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions, for less than the median annual salary for a New York teacher.
=====

She better pay her fvcking dues.

Posted by: Randi "Butch" Weingarten at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (JvZF+)

13 The automated teacher might be better than 75% of the human teachers out there.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uDSNN)

Sex scandal.

First week.

Mark it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Ot/FD)

14 Do you know who else used a white font?

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H)

15 Whoa. NBC actually said that someone screamed actually screamed 'Alahu Ackbar' then stabbed 2 people in the chest.

I've never seen that before.

Oh, mental health may have been a factor......
Sure....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b)

16 I do love Bob Seger

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (xcxpd)

17
...Kamala Harris is near the bottom.

Anterior of the bottom actually.

Just below the navel.

And moving up and down rapidly.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (iJfKG)

18 Humanoid Sally (Teacher by day)

Mustang Sally (Stripper by night)

Lay down Sally (Stripper job doesn't work out, so has to get down and dirty)

-----------------------------------------

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:35 PM (dIske)

19 The real amazing thing is a kindergarten teacher with a mobile upper body and facial expressions.

Will wonders never cease?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:35 PM (Ot/FD)

20 The Daily Wire reports that the Salamanca City Central School District purchased the lifelike robot,
--------

{{ding}}

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:35 PM (vE0+H)

21 And the new fembots aren't as good as hoped, but they could be worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (xcxpd)

22 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


and kung-fu grip.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D)

23 Hillary Clinton (2016): about 94% Democratic / 6% Republican
Joe Biden (2020): about 92% Democratic / 8% Republican
Kamala Harris (2024): about 83% Democratic / 15% Republican
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (vE0+H)

Those republicans ain't never been republican though it brings me back to Gunny , R Lee Ermey admitting he voted for Obama the first time. Lost a lot of respect for him and wish he would have kept that to himself.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (KC5Lt)

24 So, normally my wife cuts my few remaining hairs on the back porch to save money by not going to a hair cutting/barber place.

With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$ My wife just made the suggestion that like my hair cut she could do the whole thing, we got a web cam, some tubes, a bicycle pump, she could whack me on the head with a rock first, she's got it all planned out. She's a planner.

So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

25 22 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


and kung-fu grip.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D)

above or below?
asking for a friend...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (xcxpd)

26 I bet crime rates fell because the Marxists are not reporting them, people might not be reporting because the Marxists couldn't give a rat's ass what their street thugs are doing to you.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (Ia/+0)

27 Just do not google it. Always a result worse than you thought.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (YlWIZ)

28 My not voting for Kamala has nothing to do with race. It has to do with the fact she’s dumber than tree bark and less capable than a paraplegic broadway dancer.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (Y3swt)

29 What does the Teacher's Union have to say about robotic teachers who cost less than their Flourescent Haired army?

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (dIske)

30 AOC 22%
Bootyjudge 21%
Mark Kelly 9%
Newsom 8%
Bernie 6%
Kumala 5%

It would be entertaining to watch their internal demons fight among each other for dominance on a public stage.

For a grand finale, have Associazione Internazionale degli Esorcisti show up and perform exorcisms.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (a6PrB)

31 So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

I mean definitely do it on the porch, if that's what you're asking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (Ot/FD)

32 I suppose the Boston Dynamics MMA robots will be deployed to inner city schools.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (kpS4V)

33 I have to wonder how much of the reduction in violent crime is driven lack of reports from places

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (vJrRc)

34 I think all the self driving cars should have these robots in the drivers seat.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (KC5Lt)

35 Hell, i almost voted for Obama the first time out of pure spite.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Ot/FD)

36 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


and kung-fu grip.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D)

*nurse at the ER, on the intercom*

"We have robot hand grasping a man's penis..."

H/T Big Bang Theory

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 06:39 PM (0aYVJ)

37 My wife just made the suggestion that like my hair cut she could do the whole thing, we got a web cam, some tubes, a bicycle pump, she could whack me on the head with a rock first, she's got it all planned out. She's a planner.

So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream


I am reminded of the "Time-Life Home Surgery" Far Side cartoon

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:40 PM (vJrRc)

38 This is the official statement from the NY Teacher's Union....I'm not making this up..


NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:40 PM (dIske)

39 How long before kids start looking up robot teachers dress and giving her boobs a tweak.

I give it two days.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (x/Rva)

40 13 The automated teacher might be better than 75% of the human teachers out there.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uDSNN)

Sex scandal.

First week.

Mark it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Ot/FD)

With a mouth like that, she's askin' for it, Buck! beedeebeedeebeedee

Posted by: Twiki at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (w/O5Q)

41 The Greeter2000 is on the wrong side of the uncanny valley.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (4NO2D)

42 The robot named Sally will start teaching children this autumn at a school in New York State.

After seeing the video, I foresee a large uptick in students seeking psychological counseling for the trauma caused by dealing with that thing. Far better to forego trying to make it 'human' and just have it be a robot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

43 NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”
Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:40 PM (dIske)

Should have made the thing look black.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (Ot/FD)

44 34 I think all the self driving cars should have these robots in the drivers seat.
Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (KC5Lt)
----

Yes, with 1940's movie checker cab type guys.

"Where to, Mac?"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (kpS4V)

45
NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”


Grooming children for sex with adults should be left to the professionals within the teacher's union.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:41 PM (pawvM)

46 @trump_repost
33m
Please let this statement serve to represent, until further notice, that from this point forth, any and all damages done to Ships, Cargo, or anything related thereto, will be paid for by Iranian Money that the United States has in its possession, and controls.
...
Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 06:42 PM (VPNgR)

47 What does the Teacher's Union have to say about robotic teachers who cost less than their Flourescent Haired army?

Kinda tough to go on strike, isn't it?

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 06:42 PM (oSFyF)

48 I doubt I would have reacted well to a robot teacher. When I was a kid I hated store mannequins. I still don't like them, always feels like someone is sneaking up on me.

Having one with "facial expressions" would have scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 06:42 PM (0aYVJ)

49 Alicia !!! 500 quatloos if you get it.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:42 PM (abScH)

50 I think all the self driving cars should have these robots in the drivers seat.

Will that qualify the car to be in the 2+ passengers rule to use the HOV lanes?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (pawvM)

51 NYSUT President Melinda Person blasted the decision, stating, “A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms.”
Posted by: Orson


"We prefer that our student be molested by flesh-and-blood human teachers."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (vJrRc)

52 Person is just a hilarious surname.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD)

53 Boy student: You have a purty mouth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (n5tGW)

54 I know, i know, it's probably some variant of Parson or something, but come on


Steve Mammal.

Mary Human.

Who you trying to fool, skinwalker?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:44 PM (Ot/FD)

55 Tell me Sophie Cunningham is married to a biological male and has kids who know their own sex. Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (LHPAg)

56 Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I bet it used to be "Mann" but she changed it because it was sexist.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (vJrRc)

57 Robot Sally looks like one of those sex dolls....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (FtULh)

58 So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

I mean definitely do it on the porch, if that's what you're asking.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
________

And you'll still have to do the prep drink, unless she's got some ideas on how to clean you out first. But not sure I'd want to hear those.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (XvL8K)

59 Funny thing is that it so easy to get AI off track, the kids are going to have a ball.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (n5tGW)

60 And you'll still have to do the prep drink, unless she's got some ideas on how to clean you out first. But not sure I'd want to hear those.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (XvL8K)

"Better out than in"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (Ot/FD)

61 Surely the company had a "naughty librarian" model on the shelf. That would be more appropriate.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 06:46 PM (kpS4V)

62 I bet it used to be "Mann" but she changed it because it was sexist.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 06:45 PM (vJrRc)

I larfed

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:46 PM (Ot/FD)

63 Eromero, continued prayers for Mrs.E and you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:46 PM (abScH)

64 This is what Democratic Party voters live, breathe, and fight about, because the only way to overcome racism is to think about race every second of the day, and have nightmares about microaggressions at night.
----
Being a Democrat has to be a miserable experience. There's no room for joy or happiness or even contentment.

It's nonstop envy and rage day in, day out, 24/7/365.

No wonder they snap under pressure.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 06:46 PM (FZ29D)

65 So you would then be telling black voters that you matter less than brown voters. And I refuse to believe that our party wants to send any type of message like that

How about you just STFU about race? Tribalism is Evil in a multi-ethnic society. There is no way around this.

If you want to start a race war, this is how you do it. If there must be bloodshed, let’s get it over with, M’k?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 06:47 PM (iJVoP)

66 The teachers union is also pissed that the robot doesn't have blue or green hair , and tats

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 06:48 PM (sMkB+)

67 It will be HILARIOUS if students learn more about readin', writin', and 'rithmetic from Sally than they ever did from their human teachers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 06:48 PM (FZ29D)

68 Tell me Sophie Cunningham is married to a biological male and has kids who know their own sex. Lie to me if you have to.

I heard she is looking for a solid Christian man (who is taller than her) who will be a great spiritual leader.. I don't know how many of the 6's she is demanding but we know one of them is height.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:48 PM (pawvM)

69 Robot teacher is creeeppppyyyy
Just put a robot face, not that doll face please

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 06:48 PM (J5RCE)

70 Kamala Harris: "Women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

https://x.com/LifeNewsHQ/status/2080387493350838732?s=20

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 06:49 PM (qRNmP)

71 I don't believe crime is down.
I believe the reporting of crime is down. I believe the enforcement of crime is down. I believe the rate of convictions for crimes are down. I believe the rate of incarcerations for crimes are down.
Furthermore, I believe that the very worst crimes, crimes against humanity (like C19), are UP. And absolutely no one is doing the first thing about them.
Why? Because TPTB want to report that crimes is down.

Posted by: call me skeptical at July 23, 2026 06:49 PM (6zAdN)

72 The New York Teacher's Union casting couch for people who want to work will be a mixed blessing.

A very mixed blessing.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 06:49 PM (Sco7b)

73 Lay down, Sally.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:49 PM (LHPAg)

74 It will be HILARIOUS if students learn more about readin', writin', and 'rithmetic from Sally than they ever did from their human teachers.

Prepare to be amused. Just look at the latest scholastic aptitude tests—pretty low bar.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:50 PM (U4c/V)

75 The closest I can come to the 80s mystery click is I heard All She Want's To Do Is Dance on the way home. Different singer, different song. But I kind of associate the two a lot.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)

76 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions

Delivered to the school by Johnnie Cab.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 23, 2026 06:51 PM (ZypAx)

77 Whenever I see AOC, I have to remind myself that we’re not talking about, Architect of The Capital, I’m going to be in DC a lot over the next year.

So that’s going to be something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2026 06:51 PM (tfDmq)

78 Prepare to be amused. Just look at the latest scholastic aptitude tests—pretty low bar.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:50 PM (U4c/V)
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Exactly. When students' performance scores jump through the roof because Sally can teach them better than a human teacher, the NEA will go ballistic. More so than usual.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 06:52 PM (FZ29D)

79 Feral school kids would have that robot stripped and the components sold off in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:52 PM (abScH)

80 I still don't like them, always feels like someone is sneaking up on me.
——-

There was a really good Suspense! radio episode or one of those that revolved around mannequins. A gal finds a diary in a coat she bought at a department store. Turns out she falls asleep in the store, and the mannequins come alive at night. It was written and done right, so kinda scary.

Andy Griffith where Barney dresses up as a Hunter mannequin trying to nab a shoplifter is one of the better scenes in the series, classic Barney.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 06:53 PM (iJVoP)

81 The hell they got princesses for?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:32 PM (Ot/FD)


There is a little Pocahontas in every one of us

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 06:53 PM (rbvCR)

82 69 Robot teacher is creeeppppyyyy
Just put a robot face, not that doll face please

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
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Yes. However, with the proper programming it may be far superior to what we have today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 06:54 PM (VPNgR)

83 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions
-------

This could be the Kamala 2028 campaign slogan

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H)

84 Jeebus. "Sally" talks like Johnny Cab

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)

85 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


To be put in a classroom full of horny 16 and 17 year old boys.
They better not record her teaching because just possessing a day's worth of video will earn the company a SWAT raid for CP

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (U4c/V)

86 >>So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?

Have you considered a live stream?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (viF8m)

87 That lady complaining about Nevada going before SC might as well be saying " you'll kill poor Jim Clyburn,you racists"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (sMkB+)

88 Haven't heard Sophie is married or has kids, maybe just don't know

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Ia/+0)

89 USA Today: Don't sleep on AOC's 2028 chances | Opinion
Democrats are in the midst of a partisan reckoning, and nobody should be happier than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The environment is shaping up for her to have a legitimate shot at the 2028 nomination.

"AOC's 2028 chances" Bro I'm still not even sure about America's 2026 chances

2028 is going to be a reality check for the progressive wing of the Democratic Party. Either they're as large and influential as they claim, or they aren't. If they aren't, I hope we don't get another round of "corporate Dems rigged it." Maybe the simpler explanation is that there are still a whole lot of centrists in the Democratic Party.

We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.

It's not only white men. Latino and Muslim moves massively towards Trump in part because the alternative was a black woman.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Xy2sd)

90 It would be better to go neal stephenson and gamily learning - students need to learn to use skills to earn prozes.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 06:56 PM (Wx316)

91 We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.

It's not only white men. Latino and Muslim moves massively towards Trump in part because the alternative was a black woman.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Xy2sd)



Sigh....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2026 06:57 PM (FtULh)

92 >>>32/35 students failed this professor's midterm using AI because he secretly hid some white font in his text. pic.twitter.com/yjcsVND4aT

WTF is there piano music playing in the background of that clip? And especially WTF is it playing louder than the guy who is talking?

Retards are taking over the world.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 06:57 PM (syz1S)

93 I bet she has fake silicone breasts. She should have stayed natural.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (n5tGW)

94 Sophie is very pretty and ballsy, she should be a trophy wife not fighting for her life against lesbian thugs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (tfDmq)

95 85 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


To be put in a classroom full of horny 16 and 17 year old boys.
They better not record her teaching because just possessing a day's worth of video will earn the company a SWAT raid for CP
Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (U4c/V)
'Good morning, class. My name is Cherry.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (LHPAg)

96 BTILC is pretty darned good non porky's Kim Cattrall. But she was a decently cute mannequin a year later too.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (3uBP9)

97 Robot teacher arrested for having sex with 14 yr old student. Other students heard beep , beep beep coming from the book closet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 06:59 PM (sMkB+)

98 AI virtual teacher?

That’s awesome! Especially for math and science.

No strikes
No calling out sick
No benefits
No raping of students


Win win win for the kiddos!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 07:00 PM (tHKLd)

99 The last video, with the ICE protesters singing "Hit the Road, Jack", very badly, made me ask two questions:

1) Where's Bruce Springsteen? He should help butcher the music by screeching badly.

2) When do Sting and The Police stop here to arrest these people for horrible singing?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2026 07:00 PM (qx7Zg)

100 ICE arrested five criminal illegal aliens this week that DHS labels the “Worst of the Worst.” Their convictions include second-degree murder, sexual exploitation of a minor, aggravated sexual battery of a child under 13, involuntary manslaughter, and possession with intent to distribute methamphetamine.

They now join more than 36,000 others already tracked in the department’s WoW database

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:01 PM (VPNgR)

101 >>We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.



STAHP!

I can only get so hard!!

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at July 23, 2026 07:01 PM (zGzrB)

102 Hot for creature.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)

103 Smell the Glove that would be a good Sci-fi story

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

104 It would be better to go neal stephenson and gamily learning - students need to learn to use skills to earn prozes.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 06:56 PM (Wx316)
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I'm waiting for Elon to develop his own version of "A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer" for the masses.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (FZ29D)

105 "AOC, Bootyjudge lead race for Democrat nominee for president; Kamala Harris is near the bottom"

I figured Bootygig would be near the bottom. Is this a race for the bottom?

Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (MWfyi)

106 >>>Humanoid Sally will replace a human teacher at an American school

She's got pipe-fitter lips.
--Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (syz1S)

107 Sally is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop until you are dead.

Posted by: NYC PS 186 at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)

108 Kind of odd that these people took time out of their short time on earth to go sing badly at an ICE facility.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 07:03 PM (n5tGW)

109 featuring silicone skin, long brown hair, and a mobile upper body and facial expressions


To be put in a classroom full of horny 16 and 17 year old boys.
They better not record her teaching because just possessing a day's worth of video will earn the company a SWAT raid for CP
Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:55 PM (U4c/V)
'Good morning, class. My name is Cherry.'
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (LHPAg)

***

Day three the kids come to class.
The door slams shut.
Teacher comes out in black leather holding a whip.
"Johnny, you were a very bad boy in detention."

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:04 PM (2WIwB)

110 I am thankful that lonely ugly women of all generations can come together to unite and hate ICE. Apparently Code Pink is no more or not as popular with puthy hats these days. If a barbarian invaded with a machete they'd have a split second of feeling wanted for once in their pathetic lives. One hag had to read the words. Pitiful. I know they smell like catshit (no offense to Morons and 'ettes here who change kitty litter as I once had outdoor cats who caught rabbits on the farm to bring us). Where are Jane Fonda or Hag Clinton in all of this? They'd fit in perfectly.

This distracted me, bigly...

The professor (and right on, man!) who failed 32 of 35 students...I recognized his accent. Looked him up and he's from MS. I recognize my people. My mother and brothers have black friends who agree against the George Floyds.

Their part of the county has a facebook page alerting farms to bad people. Not many bad people bother them. Bro once had a white meth head neck tattoo guy walk by to use the phone, & house is hidden with trees down a long driveway. Told to leave & called neighbors and sheriff. Two black deputies arrived and said next time to shoot him and make their lives easier.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 07:04 PM (hzuYO)

111 Do you know who else used a white font?
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H)


I used to put the Lorem Ipsum in size 2 white font as the automatic header of my work email.
We were required to keep all client data hidden unless it was going to specific people who could see it, and I noticed that some of my cow orkers would put the name and other identifying information on line one, so that it would show in the email queueueu

I stopped doing it when it started to be a problem because a cow orker couldn't figure out how I was doing it and suspected I was "hacking" the system somehow

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (rbvCR)

112 I've been telling you Booty was "next up" behind Kamala for a long time. He's a creep but they do love their next up and their nominees are selected not elected. You can't completely discount him - they are so weird.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)

113 AI virtual teacher?

That’s awesome! Especially for math and science.

No strikes
No calling out sick
No benefits
No raping of students


Win win win for the kiddos!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 07:00 PM (tHKLd)

***

Home schooling has entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB)

114 1 million illegals gone in 2 years.
Crime falls 20%.

Now do 5 million more.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 07:06 PM (/+uur)

115 Your party waited for a popular juggernaut whose time had come to throw some political virgins into the volcano and say "see? We totally want a woman president!"

And then ran a geriatric corn cob with kernel abortion when they decided to actually go Full Steal.

Pull the other one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 07:06 PM (Ot/FD)

116 The more working, the less criming?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 23, 2026 07:09 PM (NFX2v)

117 Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD)


Why do you say that?

Posted by: Una Persson, time traveler extraordinaire at July 23, 2026 07:09 PM (rbvCR)

118 >>added in their report that there is not a single explanation for the current crime trends.


Think, think, think. . . what has changed in the past year?

Gosh, couldn't be that Trump's ICE is staking out places where criminal illegal meet (e.g., secret Denver area bars where TdA hangout) and doing mass arrests and deportations, right?

Nah. Must be global warming!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2026 07:10 PM (X8xt3)

119 Well maybe CNN can't air Trump's address, but I certainly can. It's 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Ralph at July 23, 2026 07:10 PM (8WZD4)

120 Whoa. NBC actually said that someone screamed actually screamed 'Alahu Ackbar' then stabbed 2 people in the chest.

I've never seen that before.

Oh, mental health may have been a factor......
Sure....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh.

We may never know the motive.

Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2026 07:11 PM (lJ0H4)

121 H town is just 100 to 200 multi crime criminals out on PR Bond #3 (I kid you not) and they have at least 5 total bond violations.

Todays was the bitch with 3 PR Bonds let off for often terminating probation "unsatisfactorily,".

There is no legal term.
There is no Texas law.
There is no juris prudence.

Fuck you judges.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 23, 2026 07:11 PM (/+uur)

122 The robot teachers should look more like the WW11 veterans I had for teachers as a yout. Big scary men who took no shit. Scare those little kids into knowlege.

Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2026 07:12 PM (gE8mJ)

123 Elon Musk smacks down The Economist bitch but still not enough. He's too nice. We're all too nice.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 23, 2026 07:13 PM (fZiTB)

124 79 Feral school kids would have that robot stripped and the components sold off in 15 minutes.
Posted by: Ben Had

👍 Copper harvesting. They learn at *whoever's* knee.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 23, 2026 07:13 PM (NFX2v)

125 Crime over night here: 86 arrests. 70 black. 10 Hispanic, Asian, Indian, etc. 6 white whites. They say our crime is down too. Looks normal.

Posted by: nckate at July 23, 2026 07:13 PM (enNUy)

126 Home schooling has entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB)

You think the Missus will let me buy one of those to do home schooling?

She might get suspicious, though.

We don't have kids.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (Ot/FD)

127 I used to buy smokes there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:30 PM
———
So did I.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (aFYHp)

128 Is this crime data comprised of the "new" metrics of today, or was it drawn from data that hasn't been fucked with 6 way from Sunday?

If it the kind of data that says hispanics and asians are "white" then it's suspect as hell.

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (3sXRv)

129
1. The democrats are now so stupid they to piss in the big tent, not out.

2. Ace is now just trolling morons with the retarded WNMA shit.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (Y8DZL)

130 I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Sophie Cunningham.

Posted by: I would climb that lofty peak at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (TbWk/)

131 117 Person is just a hilarious surname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD)

Why do you say that?

Posted by: Una Persson, time traveler extraordinaire at July 23, 2026 07:09 PM (rbvCR)

The surname Null gives (or used to give) computers real problems...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK)

132 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?

Posted by: Vasco de Gamasutra at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (qXqZm)

133 130 I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Sophie Cunningham.

Posted by: I would climb that lofty peak at July 23, 2026 07:14 PM (TbWk/)

6' 1"...
She'd tower over me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK)

134 Hello, all. I can't share this on regular social media, but I feel like I am bursting to tell someone. So you have to suffer through it, I guess. I apologize in advance. I've been out of the sports broadcasting industry for over 5 years. COVID killed our business model of traveling everywhere to cover every sport, streaming Live, with all the bells and whistles. Small company, we died.
On Sunday, an ex-boss called me out of the blue. We talked. He offered me an opportunity to come back on a much bigger platform starting next month. I'll be National on radio (He's thinking mid-Majors to start) for 13 NCAA football games, with Men's and Women's BB also on the table for the winter.
I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

135 The surname Null gives (or used to give) computers real problems...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK)
----
Yep. I've encountered that problem.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (FZ29D)

136 It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.

Posted by: Lincolntf
---

Congrats.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (VPNgR)

137 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Mazel tov

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (JvZF+)

138 132 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?

Posted by: Vasco de Gamasutra at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (qXqZm)

Inner City version needs to do roll call...A-A-Ron! Je-Quellin!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (l3cgK)

139
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (rbvCR)

Well I meant Herr Trump but I guess the judges would accept you too!

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (vE0+H)

140 Congrats Lincolntf. Good luck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (sMkB+)

141 That AI thing the professor did was cool. Kudos sir.

Posted by: Chaos at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (GFRGc)

142 >>> Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Congratulations!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2026 07:17 PM (vDZgA)

143 Lincolntf, congratulations.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:18 PM (abScH)

144 132 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?
Posted by: Vasco de Gamasutra at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (qXqZm)

I wanna know who decided to give Sally pouty pouty lips that all the teen boys will be drooling over. Should have made her a gray haired granny with a mean look.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (edUvp)

145 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Woot

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (vE0+H)

146 It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)


Congrats, man!

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (v8+Kf)

147 A bunch of dumpy, frumpy performative AWFLs singing a stupid song off-key should be considered domestic terrorism.

Posted by: Public health hazard at least at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (TbWk/)

148 I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Nice to hear / read some good news ...

Go get 'em tiger!

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 23, 2026 07:20 PM (3sXRv)

149 I would go for my female gym teacheras a AI aide

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0)

150 Can humanoid Sally break up knife fights in the hallway?

Depends if she's made by Boston Dynamics.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 07:20 PM (v8+Kf)

151 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Very cool! Kick ass, take names, brother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:20 PM (0aYVJ)

152 Sometime in the middle of last century H town was a high trust town.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:21 PM (VPNgR)

153 I wanna know who decided to give Sally pouty pouty lips that all the teen boys will be drooling over. Should have made her a gray haired granny with a mean look.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:19 PM (edUvp)
---
No one ever makes sex bots that look like Trigglypuff.....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:21 PM (FZ29D)

154 I figured Bootygig would be near the bottom. Is this a race for the bottom?
Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:02 PM (MWfyi)

In Bootygig's place, it's a race BY the bottom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:21 PM (edUvp)

155 Great news Lincolntf! Go get em!

Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:21 PM (MWfyi)

156 I wonder how badly Kamala screamed at her speech writers for failing to make what can be, unburdened by what has been be the new Hope and Change/yes we can.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (z2Bza)

157 It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.

Posted by: Lincolntf

All the lists I'm on are black. Good on you, mate.

Posted by: Congratulations are in order at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (TbWk/)

158 Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9)

159 I've been telling you Booty was "next up" behind Kamala for a long time. He's a creep but they do love their next up and their nominees are selected not elected. You can't completely discount him - they are so weird.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)

Sorry the privilege pole no longer has white gays on top. Too many have gone Republican.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

160 Just imagine if that robot teacher went ape shit and broke containment and that's how the world ends.

That would just be embarrassing.

We'd have to just make up something to tell our children over our rat on a stick dinner over an open garbage fire.

"Uh, yeah.... government... uh... Army robots. That's what happened. Definitely. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 07:23 PM (Ot/FD)

161 She'd tower over me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (l3cgK)

Not if you play your cards right...

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:23 PM (vE0+H)

162 >>I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.


That is excellent news!
Congratulation

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2026 07:23 PM (X8xt3)

163 Kammy. Booty Judge. AOC. Greasy Gavin. Depressing. Nobody up there is going to push back when the orange man is gone.

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 23, 2026 07:23 PM (gN+5I)

164 Sorry the privilege pole no longer has white gays on top. Too many have gone Republican.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

Wait, that's what Pete calls my penis!

Posted by: Chasten Buttgig at July 23, 2026 07:24 PM (TbWk/)

165 Hello, all. I can't share this on regular social media, but I feel like I am bursting to tell someone. So you have to suffer through it, I guess. I apologize in advance. I've been out of the sports broadcasting industry for over 5 years. COVID killed our business model of traveling everywhere to cover every sport, streaming Live, with all the bells and whistles. Small company, we died.
On Sunday, an ex-boss called me out of the blue. We talked. He offered me an opportunity to come back on a much bigger platform starting next month. I'll be National on radio (He's thinking mid-Majors to start) for 13 NCAA football games, with Men's and Women's BB also on the table for the winter.
I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)


CAN HE GO ALL THE WAY ?!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2026 07:24 PM (NtVYv)

166 Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9)
---
"That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:25 PM (FZ29D)

167 We’ve already found out women are unelectable in America. Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a female president.

STAHP!

I can only get so hard!!
Posted by: The Glass Ceiling

I actually responded that I could think of two worse candidates. We'll see if there's any coping and seething. Not DU, just the general r/politics, so I might not get banned lol.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 07:25 PM (Xy2sd)

168 Sorry the privilege pole no longer has white gays on top. Too many have gone Republican.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

They have abandoned gays and the rest entirely to the Muslims so I don't really see it. But these people are impossible to truly predict and I do see them going with a safe white guy unless the general is rigged.

At the moment it looks like the skids are being greased good style for AOC.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:25 PM (vE0+H)

169 Does Sally the Android have big cans ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2026 07:26 PM (NtVYv)

170 I feel a bit like the old movie meme of the grizzled Veteran called in one for "one last mission". It feels great. Can't believe the guy even still had me on his list.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)


Very cool and congrats. Go make it happen!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:26 PM (2WIwB)

171 Two women lost to *Donald fucking Trump*, the worst candidate in the history of the country. If two qualified women can’t beat fucking Trump, then America is still too sexist to vote for a woman president.
——

They are just so insistent that Mrs. Clinton was the most qualified individual ever to run.

She was married to a President. How is that a qualification? Facts by assertion. “Because we said so”. Fuck you. I’m so very tired of the gaslighting

“You won’t vote for me because I’m a woman”

Maybe nobody wants to vote for you because you are a terrible campaigner. Bill was widely regarded as an expert politician. Nobody ever said that about mrs Clinton.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 07:27 PM (6fKvw)

172 Heh. Let's play 'Stump the teacher'

Sally are you a woman?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 07:27 PM (XeU6L)

173 166 Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9)
---
"That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 07:25 PM (FZ29D)

Ooh! Do a Fred Willard when you're announcing!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:28 PM (edUvp)

174 "Does Sally the Android have big cans ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway"

She's got two humps.

Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

175 Thank you all. When I am actually Live for a real game, I'll share a link. You'll be able to hear my dulcent tones and ridiculous exhortations in equal measure. I think my first game is Rice University in Week 1.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:22 PM (vV6n9)


That was a very well executed play. Almost like a run of puns by Da Horde!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2026 07:29 PM (2WIwB)

176 Why does the front sidebar make me think ChristyBlinky buried a body in her back yard?

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 23, 2026 07:29 PM (KaHlS)

177 Kinda tough to go on strike, isn't it?
Posted by: t-bird

We demand 40 watts power and four recharging breaks a day!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 23, 2026 07:30 PM (ndZc7)

178 @CENTCOM
14m
U.S. forces started another night of strikes against Iranian military targets at 6:45 p.m. ET today. This is the 13th consecutive night of strikes aimed to hold Iran accountable and diminish threats from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to commercial shipping.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFiD5nLf8YU

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:30 PM (VPNgR)

179 She was married to a President. How is that a qualification? Facts by assertion. “Because we said so”. Fuck you. I’m so very tired of the gaslighting

To be fair, she was a senator and secretary of state...jobs she only got because she was former first lady, but still...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 07:30 PM (Xy2sd)

180 "Let's play 'Stump the teacher'

Sally are you a woman?
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Tell her that you always lie.

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)

181 176 Why does the front sidebar make me think ChristyBlinky buried a body in her back yard?

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike
---

It's under the eldest son's first car.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (VPNgR)

182 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*

Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1)

183 My most "famous" call was when I was covering a High School Championship game in NC, and I was doing Color. Edirice "BAM" Adebayo crushed a dunk over the opposing team's star player (son of Richard Childress, for basketball fans) and I announced, "Bam goes in with no regard for humanity!" A line I must have stolen from a movie I'd seen when I was a kid. People thought it was good, I got a lot of positive notes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (vV6n9)

184 Crime rates are on the decline in U.S. cities



Only because they quit logging them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (oUopv)

185 174 "Does Sally the Android have big cans ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway"

She's got two humps.

Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

You want Cherry 2000
You'll end up with TrigglyPuff 2000...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK)

186 Asian stuff is so refreshing in it's lack of diversity.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Sco7b)


Check out how Dragonball handles diversity!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (kd1a0)

187 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere



Contact their pimp.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (oUopv)

188 Cherry 2000 takes place in the futuristic year of 2017...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK)

189 Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH)

190 My most "famous" call was when I was covering a High School Championship game in NC, and I was doing Color. Edirice "BAM" Adebayo crushed a dunk over the opposing team's star player (son of Richard Childress, for basketball fans) and I announced, "Bam goes in with no regard for humanity!" A line I must have stolen from a movie I'd seen when I was a kid. People thought it was good, I got a lot of positive notes.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (vV6n9)

Few years back Elli De La Cruz hit a looong home run against the Dodgers and the Reds' announcer cried "THAT BALL HAD A FAMILY!!!"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (uhVAy)

191 Hatari sounds like congratulations are in order, hope it works for you

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

192 Say what you like about Kamala!, but she's stopped by here a couple of times and left congratulatory comments for The Horde.

Have any of the other Democrat Presidential front-runners?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

193 my theory is Bandon Gill studied Pat Paulson as part of his questioning delivery...the dude abides

Posted by: DanMan at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (8uzBS)

194 Around here it's traditional/or accepted that the spouse will finish, usually her, deceased husband's term.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:34 PM (VPNgR)

195 182 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1)

Cheaper than marriage at any price.

Posted by: And far less destructive at July 23, 2026 07:34 PM (TbWk/)

196 192 Say what you like about Kamala!, but she's stopped by here a couple of times and left congratulatory comments for The Horde.

Have any of the other Democrat Presidential front-runners?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

So she was sucking up?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:34 PM (l3cgK)

197 188 Cherry 2000 takes place in the futuristic year of 2017...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK)

For a quirky little movie, that had some really fun parts. I liked in the beginning when he's trying to pick up some girl at a bar and get her to go home with him for the night, and instantly the house lawyer pops up with a multi page contract that must be witnessed and signed in triplicate detailing everything that will or may happen after they leave the establishment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (edUvp)

198 The Democrat nominee lineup is like a rogues' gallery of retards.

If you want to know where the low IQ voters are, look no further than the Democrat party.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (SwCxT)

199 Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH)

I honestly don't think she cares to.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (vE0+H)

200 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:15 PM (vV6n9)

Congratulations and good luck, Lincolntf! Hope it works out for you.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (va0Yo)

201 Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH)


Not just Benghazi.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:35 PM (kd1a0)

202 You want Cherry 2000
You'll end up with TrigglyPuff 2000...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK)

Like a robotic beanbag chair stuffed with gelatin.

Posted by: You will be assimilated at July 23, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/)

203 And remember Stephens was The Hag's "friend".

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:36 PM (vE0+H)

204 My most "famous" call
-----
Lincolntf - Now I'm wondering what you might have done with Charlie Choo-Choo Justice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 07:36 PM (XeU6L)

205 I remember on youtube the Boom Goes the Dynamite guy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (edUvp)

206 "Kamala Harris is near the bottom."

Maybe if she got off her knees...

Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (LlSak)

207 201 Killary can never wash the blood off her hands for killing Americans in Benghazi.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:33 PM (abScH)

Not just Benghazi.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
-------


Coming around that the Borgia's got nothing on the Clinton's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (VPNgR)

208 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1)

This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0aYVJ)

209 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (vV6n9)

Ha! That is good

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (vE0+H)

210 202 You want Cherry 2000
You'll end up with TrigglyPuff 2000...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:32 PM (l3cgK)

Like a robotic beanbag chair stuffed with gelatin.

Posted by: You will be assimilated at July 23, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/)

Except it's always angry...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:38 PM (l3cgK)

211 Thank you for all the encouragement, now I get to tell all my in real life people who hopefully won't blab online about it and piss off the hiring Company. If you listen to college sports on the radio, you know which company I'm talking about.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:38 PM (vV6n9)

212 208 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1)

This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0aYVJ)

I only had 26 years with mine...wasn't enough.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:39 PM (l3cgK)

213 So she was sucking up?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:34 PM


IIRC, she did at the very start to Ace and the CoBs, but after that, they were erudite testimonies to her love of word salads.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

214 "One might speculate that whites are looking at Kamala Harris' actual performance, while blacks and black women especially are looking at the Racial Injustice of not nominating a black woman."

Competence is white supremecy!

Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 07:39 PM (LlSak)

215 Wait. You can pay this female looking thing to listen to you and pretend she cares about your feelings?
Seriously?

*scribbles notes furiously*
Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 23, 2026 07:31 PM (2Ez/1)

Like, forcing all this emotional labor on me just like gives me the total ick. Like, be a man! Man up! Men are supposed to provide for and support women! We just have to like show up!

Posted by: I AM the table! at July 23, 2026 07:40 PM (TbWk/)

216 I only had 26 years with mine...wasn't enough.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:39 PM (l3cgK)

*awkward bro-hug* Dude

Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:40 PM (0aYVJ)

217 One of the victims of the Clinton (al-legedly) Crime family, supposedly shot himself to suicide five (5) times.

With a bolt action rifle. Seriously, I’m not making this up.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 07:41 PM (6fKvw)

218

I said what I said and I meant what I meant.
A man's not a woman. One hundred percent.


Madagascar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)

219 I think the designers of Sally borrowed those lips from another design, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 23, 2026 07:41 PM (QaH55)

220 206 "Kamala Harris is near the bottom."

Maybe if she got off her knees...
Posted by: tankdemon

She does rimjobs too?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 23, 2026 07:42 PM (Xy2sd)

221
“You won’t vote for me because I’m a woman”

Nope. I won't vote for you because you're gawd damned commie, super tits.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 23, 2026 07:42 PM (rk74j)

222 This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0aYVJ)

Congratulations.

Posted by: Some will win, some will lose at July 23, 2026 07:42 PM (TbWk/)

223 “Racial Injustice” when capitalized is super-duper bad, isn’t it?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 07:43 PM (6fKvw)

224 This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.
Posted by: Pug Mahon



Yes you did. Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:44 PM (oUopv)

225 I said what I said and I meant what I meant.
A man's not a woman. One hundred percent.


Madagascar
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)

I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to I like to move it!

Posted by: King Julien, physically fit at July 23, 2026 07:47 PM (TbWk/)

226
This makes me sad. Bride and I are going on 38 years, and she is still my best friend. I know it often does not work, but we somehow won life's lottery.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Well met, sir. Smash & I will celebrate rate 43 this October. She is absolutely the best thing that ever happened to me.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 23, 2026 07:48 PM (rk74j)

227 - jim (in Kalifornia)

I agree, it will be five years since my wife died, come early September.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (kd1a0)

228 @221, There is the Bif I know and love !

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (abScH)

229 Congratulations, Pug Mahon! We're working on our 26th year.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (vV6n9)

230 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (2Ez/1)

231 The Borgias, at least, sponsored some extremely beautiful and meaningful art.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 07:50 PM (rbvCR)

232 Got back from watch the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas.

I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships.

It was impressive moving down the tracks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

233
There is the Bif I know and love !
Posted by: Ben Had

Ben Had! {{{HUGS!!!}}}

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 23, 2026 07:51 PM (rk74j)

234 24 With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$ My wife just made the suggestion that like my hair cut she could do the whole thing, we got a web cam, some tubes, a bicycle pump, she could whack me on the head with a rock first, she's got it all planned out. She's a planner.

So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

I couldn't possibly imagine anything going wrong.

https://tinyurl.com/4fzpbuzb

The way I originally heard this linked story, the liposuction itself went fine, it was the anesthesia overdose that was the problem, so your plan to have her bonk you on the noggin is probably the safer course of action.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 07:51 PM (LlSak)

235 jim (in Kalifornia) &NemoMeImpuneLacessit

19 years married to my late wife. 1.25 years since she died.

Still was the best thing I ever did.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:53 PM (u82oZ)

236 227 - jim (in Kalifornia)

I agree, it will be five years since my wife died, come early September.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:49 PM (kd1a0)

2 1/2 years tomorrow...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:53 PM (l3cgK)

237 Yes. I even mentioned in my eulogy that helping her and her brother move was the best decision I ever made in my life.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 07:54 PM (l3cgK)

238 {{{Ben Had}}}

♫♫ Good evening!♩ ♪

🥃

Only one. Not the weekend yet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

239 With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM

You should get it done by the professional. To help defray the cost, ask them if they could find and retrieve your urologist's class ring, which you could then sell, or ask for a return fee credit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

241 I did not have the UK Met Office declaring that the recent European heat wave was due to "cleaner air" due to pollution controls on my Bingo card for 2026.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 07:55 PM (rbvCR)

242 NaCly dearest, the joys of self employment is there are no weekends.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 07:56 PM (abScH)

243 Got back from watch the "Big Boy" train go through Chapman, Kansas.

I've seen bigger steam engines -- on ships.

It was impressive moving down the tracks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Lucky you.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:57 PM (oUopv)

244 Ben Had

In that case, here is another. 🥃

Oh wait. Work 7 days a week, and deeper in debt?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

245 🥃

Only one. Not the weekend yet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Oops.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:58 PM (oUopv)

246 There will never be another like her, this side of the veil. But time marches on, and so do we.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (kd1a0)

247 With that in mind my Dr has said it's time, I absolutely need a colonoscopy and has forwarded me to some gastrointestinal place. $$$
So, good idea? great idea? What do you all think?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2026 06:37 PM

You should get it done by the professional. To help defray the cost, ask them if they could find and retrieve your urologist's class ring, which you could then sell, or ask for a return fee credit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Get video. Call yourself a female.
Sell copies on Onlyfans.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (oUopv)

248 32 I suppose the Boston Dynamics MMA robots will be deployed to inner city schools.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 23, 2026 06:38 PM (kpS4V)

Now I want to see MMA Robots featured in an "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" music video.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (LlSak)

249 Duncanthrax

Colon = gastroenterologist or proctologist.

Urethra = urologist

Colon =/= urethra.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

250 94 Sophie is very pretty and ballsy, she should be a trophy wife not fighting for her life against lesbian thugs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2026 06:58 PM (tfDmq)

From what i've seen of her, she likes fighting those stupid trogled*kes. She seems to go after the ones that foul Clark. Good on her; Clark's coach as far as I can tell is almost as useless as the ref's in that f**king league.

Posted by: Nelly at July 23, 2026 08:00 PM (6+ehB)

251 I'm rolling in to the big 2nd anniversary.

It's that paper or aluminum?

Parchment maybe?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 08:01 PM (Ot/FD)

252 249 Duncanthrax

Colon = gastroenterologist or proctologist.

Urethra = urologist

Colon =/= urethra.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

Unless you're a bird, so your cloaca is the expressway for composite poop/pee and sex...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (l3cgK)

253 Nelly

A derringer in a caliber starting with 4 is the American way to say "Don't foul me."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

254 jim (in Kalifornia)

Dejah Thoris, beautiful egg-layer, has entered the chat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

255 NOOD cafe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2026 08:03 PM (l3cgK)

256 Since the WNBA has been mentioned, can you beleive thst Aussie coach was suspended for using the phrase "protected species."

You absolutely have to be looking for an excuse to cry "racism" to even pretend there is a racial connotation to that phrase.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 08:06 PM (LlSak)

257 Duncanthrax

Colon = gastroenterologist or proctologist.

Urethra = urologist

Colon =/= urethra.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 07:59 PM


I had no idea SWO urologists never digitally checked a prostate. * thinking * Does this imply a lack of prostates? Moving to 2nd-order thinking, does this explain the well-known preference demonstrated at every O-Club in the world by nubile females for Naval Aviators and Submariners?

You've given me something to ponder.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2026 08:06 PM (0sNs1)

258 Duncanthrax

You are right. I had forgotten all the prostate exams (way many more than warranted) while I was in the Service. Plum forgot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2026 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

259 I find it hard to believe that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ), aka Dollar Store Lex Luthor is even considered for anything other than parts playing cheap low budget villain roles.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 23, 2026 09:46 PM (Q/FnY)

260 259 I find it hard to believe that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ), aka Dollar Store Lex Luthor is even considered for anything other than parts playing cheap low budget villain roles.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 23, 2026 09:46 PM (Q/FnY)

He looks like he stuck his head in a giant pencil sharpener. And his satellite dish ears freak me out.

If he runs and campaigns I do hope he does not drag poor Gabby around. I feel sorry for her for being shot and also being married to this eejit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 09:58 PM (hzuYO)

House Passes "Stop Insider Trading" Bill to Forbid Congressmen from Trading Individual Stocks (Using Insider Information);
Noted Lifelong Inside-Trader Nancy Pelosi Votes Against It

The bill would allow congresmen to own stocks as part of money markets or indexes -- big groups of stocks traded by managers without input from the customer.

They, and their families, will just be barred from buying and selling individual stocks, where a congressman could make a killing based on insider knowledge of coming government action that could boost, or crush, a specific company's valuation.

But congressmen have been permitted to use their insider information -- either granted to them by their position on a committee or tipped to them as a straight-up bribe by company officials seeking official favor -- for decades. That's why every other congressman is a millionaire in six years.

This bill would stop that.

Except for when Congress starts modifying the bill by adding exceptions.

House passes 'Stop Insider Trading Act' in bipartisan vote

Democrats who opposed the legislation argued that the bill does not go far enough because it prohibits members of Congress and their families from buying new individual stocks, but it doesn't prevent them from owning them.

The House of Representatives in a bipartisan vote on Wednesday passed the "Stop Insider Trading Act," which bans lawmakers and their families from trading individual stocks.

The bill passed in a 232-198 vote, with 13 Democrats supporting the legislation. A similar bill is in the Senate.

Democrats who opposed the bill argued that it does not go far enough because it prohibits members of Congress and their families from buying new individual stocks, but it doesn't prevent them from owning them.

"For too long, Americans struggling to make ends meet have watched as lawmakers have entered office just to leave as multi-millionaires," House Speaker Mike Johnson said in a statement. "This type of behavior is unacceptable and diminishes the American people's trust in this institution.

Nancy Pelosi has been a virulent opponent of such a ban in the past. That's because she's become one of the richest women of the country while "serving" in Congress.

The Democrats voted against this bill with the pretextual excuse "we want the bill to go farther" but one suspects they don't want the bill at all. Democrats have shown that they go into politics to plunder money from the public.

When Trump accused her of insider trading last year, Nancy Pelosi defended herself PERFECTLY by saying it's not her who trades stocks, it's her husband, and the money he makes goes into her accounts, so everything's on the level because she is not her husband.

And she certainly wouldn't tell her husband which stocks to buy up or dump.

"Cite?" as Jake Tapper would say in a DM.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




Comments

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1 "Noted Lifelong Inside-Trader Nancy Pelosi Votes Against It"


Does she know she voted against it?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2026 05:21 PM (0N4FZ)

2 Wow, I typed that and still got a first? You people are slipping.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ)

3 Now do book deals and speaking engagements.

Tie it to sales.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Sco7b)

4 Lol.

Speaker Emerita.

Pants off for Tapper.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy watch. Ughhh. at July 23, 2026 05:24 PM (Sco7b)

5 Too early in the comment stack for NWH

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2026 05:27 PM (ZxPkt)

6 Nanzi is leaving Congress the end of this year.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 05:28 PM (Fi81e)

7 Pelosi was one of the biggest money raisers in govt . For every dollar she insider traded she sold that information over and over again for power.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 05:28 PM (abScH)

8 I a going to guess that the prohibition on spouses trading will be found unconstitutional.

It is hard to make the case you should be bound by something someone else does. But if it holds up then you just move to the next relative, or family held trust in line.

I still think their assets should be put in a government held trust which returns an amount equal to the increase in GDP minus the inflation rate. Then all of the incentives would be correct.

Posted by: Thatch at July 23, 2026 05:28 PM (S6YCM)

9 Wouldn't it be Speakrix Emerita?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 05:28 PM (Ot/FD)

10
Like I asked last night: what's the catch? there's got to be a workaround in there somewhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 05:29 PM (mmrXZ)

11 I could be wrong but I thought presidents had to put their holdings in a blind trust.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 05:30 PM (abScH)

12 Her husband trades stocks when he isn't getting hammered by a gay illegal or doing hit and runs while, ah, hammered.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 05:30 PM (viF8m)

13 I still think their assets should be put in a government held trust which returns an amount equal to the increase in GDP minus the inflation rate. Then all of the incentives would be correct.
Posted by: Thatch at July 23, 2026 05:28 PM (S6YCM)


GDP includes government spending, even deficit spending. So, I am against that idea.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 05:30 PM (rbvCR)

14 I still have 5 months to trade! I vote no.
- nancy

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 05:30 PM (n5tGW)

15 Back to business, good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 05:30 PM (VPNgR)

16 Trading in cattle futures is still permitted, right? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2026 05:30 PM (4qpnH)

17 Di Fi used to claim she had a blind trust managed by others. Others who she would tell to buy Amalgamated Lint juuuust before it got a huge government contract. Just lucky I guess.

Posted by: Blutarski, gradually then suddenly at July 23, 2026 05:30 PM (l26NL)

18 Nan, Nan, you and your husband will be gone soon . Let it go Indiana

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 05:31 PM (sMkB+)

19 Wouldn't it be Speakrix Emerita?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 05:28 PM (Ot/FD)
---
Speaktrix Margarita.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e)

20 Then all of the incentives would be correct.
Posted by: Thatch

If you subtract government spending first, otherwise it might be worse.

Posted by: Kratwurst at July 23, 2026 05:32 PM (36bTp)

21 Will the Senate go for it?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 23, 2026 05:32 PM (VnOY5)

22
Clickbait Xeet. Trump didn't "demand" an investigation. He just tossed it out there -- she should be investigated.

I'm not sure how you prove insider trading. Anyone can claim "I got lucky."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 05:32 PM (mmrXZ)

23 presidents had to put their holdings in a blind trust."

And by "blind" you mean?

/teh won

Posted by: man at July 23, 2026 05:32 PM (XuXeR)

24 It is hard to make the case you should be bound by something someone else does. But if it holds up then you just move to the next relative, or family held trust in line.

I still think their assets should be put in a government held trust which returns an amount equal to the increase in GDP minus the inflation rate. Then all of the incentives would be correct.
Posted by: Thatch at July 23, 2026 05:28 PM (S6YCM)

It isn't hard to audit. There's only so many of the little bastards running around. I can't cash a check bigger than twenty bucks without some IRS clanker catching wind, but you can't keep tabs on if some law-shitter buys five yachts with her great-nephew's money ten days after she retires?

Nah, tracing cash is what uncle Sam does best. Better than logistics. Better than psy ops. Better than anything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Ot/FD)

25 "Forbid Congressmen from Trading Individual Stocks"

Let's do the same with the Executive and Judicial branches, and all their employees.

Posted by: gp at July 23, 2026 05:33 PM (Jr5Lq)

26 Congress critters, vice presidents, and cabinet officials should be bound by the same financial rules as the president.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 23, 2026 05:33 PM (DK5Sh)

27 Anyone can claim "I got lucky."

I know, huh?

/hildabeast

Posted by: man at July 23, 2026 05:33 PM (XuXeR)

28 Kindltot Johnson is right

Posted by: Kratwurst at July 23, 2026 05:33 PM (5k0TE)

29 The Senate won’t touch this. The Senate couldn’t pass a kidney stone.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 23, 2026 05:34 PM (Ko6vr)

30 I a going to guess that the prohibition on spouses trading will be found unconstitutional
It is hard to make the case you should be bound by something someone else does....
Posted by: Thatch at July 23, 2026 05:28 PM (S6YCM

Supreme Court already ruled on the issue. We just need Congress to follow laws that fall upon everyone else. "US Supreme Court ruled unanimously to uphold an insider trading conviction of an individual (tippee) who traded while aware of material non-public information (MNPI) received from a friend (tipper) who did not receive a financial benefit for providing the tip. Salman v. United States, No. 15-628, 2016 WL 7078448 (U.S. Dec. 6, 2016). The ruling, written by Justice Samuel Alito, settles a split of authority between the US Court of Appeals for the Second and Ninth Circuits regarding whether a tipper receives a “personal benefit” for purposes of establishing insider trading liability by simply conveying MNPI to a family member or friend."

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:34 PM (GD0B3)

31 It's 1:30 AM, in Tehran, time to start bombing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 05:34 PM (VPNgR)

32 I doubt it will even be scheduled for a vote in the senate.

“The votes aren’t there”. - John Iscariot Thune.

Posted by: Blutarski, gradually then suddenly at July 23, 2026 05:34 PM (l26NL)

33 I still think their assets should be put in a government held trust which returns an amount equal to the increase in GDP minus the inflation rate. Then all of the incentives would be correct.
Posted by: Thatch at July 23, 2026 05:28 PM (S6YCM)
****************************

We hereby proclaim the opening of America's borders, the extension of birthright citizenship to people born anywhere in the world, and a massive increase in government spending.

Posted by: Congress at July 23, 2026 05:34 PM (4qpnH)

34 Braenyard. a couple of more hours.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 05:35 PM (abScH)

35 It is a travesty that Congress in excluded.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:35 PM (GD0B3)

36 Take the politics out of it. A CFO can't have a family member trade for them. There's all kinds of regulations about that, and they monitor that stuff like it's a chunk of yellow cake uranium tucked in some rug fucker's rag hat.

Make them obey the same laws we have to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Ot/FD)

37 It’s cute how some people think this will stop congress critters from doing insider trading.

Posted by: Young and Naive at July 23, 2026 05:36 PM (GFRGc)

38 i don't care if they trade, make it a requirement that the trade is posted publicly five minutes before the trade is executed

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2026 05:36 PM (CWTWj)

39 Didn't they pass another act just like this about 15 years ago and then repeal it right after the election?

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2026 05:36 PM (VJX5o)

40 Thune will allow an absentee filibuster during a pro forma session and Senators will go on vacation.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)

41 >>I doubt it will even be scheduled for a vote in the senate.

>>“The votes aren’t there”. - John Iscariot Thune.

Could be right because the bill also includes parts of the Save Act.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 05:37 PM (viF8m)

42 "The Democrats voted against this bill with the pretextual excuse "we want the bill to go farther" but one suspects they don't want the bill at all."

What was the vote on the amendment to the bill that the Democrats put forth that would have made it go further?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 05:37 PM (LlSak)

43 My wife has access to MNPI (material non-public information) at her firm.

If I traded on that information, she and I would go to jail. And the federal government is pretty good at figuring out who is doing it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2026 05:38 PM (l4RKn)

44 37 It’s cute how some people think this will stop congress critters from doing insider trading.
Posted by: Young and Naive at July 23, 2026 05:36 PM (GFRGc)

It's cute you think it's about actually stopping them by statute, and not pure politics to make the issue a talking point and help to further wreck their popularity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 05:38 PM (Ot/FD)

45 They have pretty much precluded themselves from prosecutions for sex crimes too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)

46 I smell a rat.

Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 23, 2026 05:39 PM (SRRAx)

47 This would have been the prefect bill for my provision that any Congress critter who votes in favor of exempting Congress critters from any provision of any bill Congress passes must be immediately and summarily executed on the Capitol steps.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 05:39 PM (vJrRc)

48 Nancy Pelosi's tits droop so low even a sports bra couldn't hide her tickets to success. Well those and her fathers documented Mafia associations.

Posted by: Yer Sistahs Tomato at July 23, 2026 05:39 PM (aaVMM)

49 They have pretty much precluded themselves from prosecutions for sex crimes too.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)

Precluded?

They turned it into a fucking 50/50, and we buy their ticket.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Ot/FD)

50 Government employees should retire on social security and Medicare.


Period. I don’t get a pension. I don’t get gold plated medical care for the rest of my life. They work for me. They should not have benefits that I PAY FOR that I can’t have.

Assholes. All of them.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Wxl9t)

51 The ruling, written by Justice Samuel Alito, settles a split of authority between the US Court of Appeals for the Second and Ninth Circuits regarding whether a tipper receives a “personal benefit” for purposes of establishing insider trading liability by simply conveying MNPI to a family member or friend."

Posted by: runner
---

What was it?



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 05:40 PM (VPNgR)

52 Clickbait Xeet. Trump didn't "demand" an investigation. He just tossed it out there -- she should be investigated.

I'm not sure how you prove insider trading. Anyone can claim "I got lucky."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 05:32 PM (mmrXZ)
——

It’s actually not that hard to prove. Because there’s always a paper trail or pattern that is highly suspicious.

And in the case of congess, it will be easy to prove insider trading when Congresscum X finds out on Monday that there’s gonna be a new regulation that hugely benefits Company Y, and on Wednesday X makes a big buy in Y.

That’s why congress is so afraid of this.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 23, 2026 05:41 PM (JgYL0)

53 Democrats who opposed the bill argued that it does not go far enough because it prohibits members of Congress and their families from buying new individual stocks, but it doesn't prevent them from owning them.
______________________

So, call their bluff and be very, very loud about calling their bluff. Make it illegal to own stocks when serving as a House or Senate representative. Make full divestiture a condition of holding national office. I have no problem with that. And, when the hold outs come back with another condition, THEN go full press on showing the public what's going on. Use real numbers of actual accounts via public filings and put some faces on the abuse.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 05:42 PM (dIske)

54 What was it?



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 05:40 PM (VPNgR)

what was what? They upheld an insider trading conviction.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:42 PM (GD0B3)

55 Wow... so Trump sued the BBC for slander, because of an edit of his speech that made him look bad...

And a US Judge has given them subpoena power over his Businesses, Staff, Family, and CABINET... totally destroying the very idea of Executive Privilege... so they can defend their deceptive edit, as truth with information they would not have had when they made the edit...

We have Judges that are just making shit up to get Trump.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2026 05:43 PM (mP0Kj)

56 41 >>I doubt it will even be scheduled for a vote in the senate.

>>“The votes aren’t there”. - John Iscariot Thune.

Could be right because the bill also includes parts of the Save Act.

Posted by: JackStraw
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So, what we are witnessing is showboating for election votes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 05:43 PM (VPNgR)

57 It's poetic to even need to consider the same law enforcement techniques used for organized crime and white collar fraud as obviously applicable to the law-shitters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 05:43 PM (Ot/FD)

58 I think SEC should go after Pelosi. Rules is rules.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:43 PM (GD0B3)

59 Pelosi is still alive! Are you sure? Was she pre-embalmed? It’s all so confusing with all the relics serving in congress.

Posted by: Unkaren at July 23, 2026 05:43 PM (p7UGH)

60 >>Rep. Joseph Morelle (D-N.Y.), the top Democrat on the House Administration Committee, called the voter ID provision a “poison pill.”

>>“Republicans have corrupted their so-called stock trading bill with a decaying piece of the SAVE American Act corpse,” Morelle said during debate on the legislation.

https://tinyurl.com/bp9sc5fn

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 05:44 PM (viF8m)

61 >>>
what was what? They upheld an insider trading conviction.

Posted by: runner
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That said...?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 05:44 PM (VPNgR)

62 Because my husband is in finance I pretty much can't do anything.

Posted by: nckate at July 23, 2026 05:44 PM (enNUy)

63 Because my husband is in finance I pretty much can't do anything.
Posted by: nckate at July 23, 2026 05:44 PM (enNUy)

You can , just don't trade on insider information.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)

64 Addendum to my post at 42:

Sometimes half-measures are stupid-- you can't take two bounds to leap across a chasm, but usually doing something now will be helpful in the long run. "Don't make the perfect the end of the good." (Though, as the boss points out, we know the D'rats are just claiming they want a better bill because the thought of any type of bill on the subject erases most of their motivation for even being in Congress.)

Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 05:45 PM (LlSak)

65 I'm not sure how you prove insider trading. Anyone can claim "I got lucky."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Try proving that you didn't trade on inside information.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at July 23, 2026 05:46 PM (Dv3i1)

66 The paper trail is an unforgiving bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 05:47 PM (abScH)

67 47 This would have been the prefect bill for my provision that any Congress critter who votes in favor of exempting Congress critters from any provision of any bill Congress passes must be immediately and summarily executed on the Capitol steps.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2026 05:39 PM (vJrRc)

This doesn't need to be a bill.

It needs to be an amendment (though I will accept it as a bill.)

Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2026 05:48 PM (LlSak)

68 Setting up both our home offices during Covid was problematic. Anyone else still having to do annual FINRA inspections?

Posted by: nckate at July 23, 2026 05:48 PM (enNUy)

69 It’s insane that private citizens have much stricter rules for insider trade than public ‘servants.’

Back when I was at Big Law, it was impossible to trade individual stocks because the firm was always working on some big merger or litigation that wasn’t public. But I would know about it. If I was able to trade on this info, I woulda made millions of dollars a year. Easy.

Congress has access to even more info than I did, but they are free to trade on it. Unreal.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 23, 2026 05:48 PM (JgYL0)

70 Murkowski depends on Dem votes in the AK general. That's why, on a matter that is of existential importance to the Democrat Party, she will vote against any legislation that includes any part of the Save America bill.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2026 05:49 PM (rj6Yv)

71 You can , just don't trade on insider information.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)


It's a lot more restrictive in many parts of finance. There are often blanket prohibitions against trading individual stocks, no matter what. There are also massive restricted lists.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2026 05:49 PM (l4RKn)

72 Clickbait Xeet. Trump didn't "demand" an investigation. He just tossed it out there -- she should be investigated.

Remember this scenario the Left was declaring was true:

Foreign Ambassador @ WH: "Great Exalted One! Our humble nation seeks [a totally lopsided] trade deal"

Trump: [insert lengthy meandering, superlative laden paragraphs...] No

FA: "Did I tell you that I stayed last night at the Trump International Hotel Washington DC?

Trump: [another lengthy praise circumlocutions and rambling] Lets get the press in here and announce the deal.

Because staying a couple nights in a Trump branded hotel would easily bribe a multi-billionaire into going against the country's best interest.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 05:50 PM (xE0sV)

73 The Hammer of Wall Street.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 05:51 PM (Cqx++)

74 Trump is doing the Correspondents Dinner 2.0 tomorrow. Because the first one...did not go so well...

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:51 PM (GD0B3)

75 Pelosi got super lucky. Over a period of years she has outperformed Warren Buffet by a factor of 5 to 1.

When you make a fortune trading stocks of companies that have issues before Congress it's not really all that hard to prove.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 05:51 PM (viF8m)

76 65 I'm not sure how you prove insider trading. Anyone can claim "I got lucky."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Try proving that you didn't trade on inside information.

Posted by: Martha Stewart
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They will prosecute anyone they want. The prohibitions on prosecuting Pelosi come from multiple resistance points from within the Administrative State.

Taking several suspects to Gitmo for treatment would elicit a treasure trove of useful information.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 05:52 PM (VPNgR)

77
Because staying a couple nights in a Trump branded hotel would easily bribe a multi-billionaire into going against the country's best interest.
Posted by: Community Notes

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Everyone wants clicks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 05:52 PM (mmrXZ)

78 Not wanting your daughters raped and murdered is a classic example of White Nationalism!

@bennyjohnson

Elon Musk Just Called Out Mass Muslim Migration DESTROYING Western Civilization

“If people come with antithetical views, I am against that.”

“I am against rape and murder. Against imposing rules contrary to the West.”

“It’s a crying shame the media like YOU don’t recognize this"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Dv3i1)

79 71 You can , just don't trade on insider information.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)

It's a lot more restrictive in many parts of finance. There are often blanket prohibitions against trading individual stocks, no matter what. There are also massive restricted lists.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2026 05:49 PM (l4RKn)
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This. See my post above. I forget exactly what the firm’s rules were, but they were so restrictive it made trading individual stocks almost impossible. And they did not fuck around. The last thing they wanted was some news report on how one of their employees traded on attorney-client info. You broke the rules, you were gone. So nobody did. They all invested in managed funds and ETFs.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 23, 2026 05:53 PM (JgYL0)

80 this version of the bill has the VoterID law baked in. That's why the dems voted No.

And it doesn't prevent family members from trading. It doesn't do anything but act as a Trojan horse.

Among the complaints was that the measure exempts the president and vice president while allowing lawmakers to keep stocks they already own. Brought to you by the people who called for Joe Biden to go to prison for profiteering from his office.

Sooo are we fucked? Like, I know it's not law yet, but are basically about to pass the fucking SAVE act? Will Dems in the Senate vote against a bill with this name in an election year?

Moskowitz makes a lot of headlines during hearings, but he shows his true colors when it comes time to vote. You’ll see his name quite often voting with Republicans. The guy's a fucking plant.

Obviously the republicans are trash but these sell out democrats are just as bad. No integrity at all

That’s it. Final straw. Might as well kiss goodbye to any semblance of democratic justice. The country is truly fucked.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Xy2sd)

81 >>>it prohibits members of Congress and their families from buying new individual stocks

What about selling short? Still allowed?

Posted by: No Name Today at July 23, 2026 05:53 PM (8mulE)

82 Martha Stewart went to federal prison for insider trading.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 05:53 PM (6MCJI)

83 I'm good with it. Don't allow them to buy any property while in elective office. And also make them dress in sackloth. And shave their heads. And wear a henna tattoo of a rat on their bald heads until they leave office.

Also, whip them daily.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 05:54 PM (BI5O2)

84 It’s actually not that hard to prove. Because there’s always a paper trail or pattern that is highly suspicious.

And in the case of congess, it will be easy to prove insider trading when Congresscum X finds out on Monday that there’s gonna be a new regulation that hugely benefits Company Y, and on Wednesday X makes a big buy in Y.

That’s why congress is so afraid of this.
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Exactly.

Posted by: Crusader, Former Federal Bank Examiner at July 23, 2026 05:55 PM (TN0g+)

85 A lawyer married to a banker, we don't talk about work much.

Posted by: nckate at July 23, 2026 05:55 PM (enNUy)

86 NH 2028 Dem poll

AOC 22%
Bootyjudge 21%
Mark Kelly 9%
Newsom 8%
Bernie 6%
Kumala 5%

‘28 gon’ b lit y’all

Posted by: Chaos at July 23, 2026 05:56 PM (GFRGc)

87 "Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
38m
🚨 NOW: 2 Jewish men have been STABBED in New York City on Manhattan's upper west side, a man is in custody

THIS IS ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S NYC"

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3)

88 >>That’s why congress is so afraid of this.

Part of the reason.

But every now anyone the slope brains at Reddit gets something right. This is the big reason they hate it.

>>this version of the bill has the VoterID law baked in. That's why the dems voted No.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

89 Paul Pelosi, the ball peen hammer friend, is involved. I see now, Nancy, you pickled prune. Put her to pasture!

That was one of the funniest stories of an invader I can think of other than The Platner Plan.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 05:57 PM (hzuYO)

90 I'm rooting for AOC. Buttigig is boring. Newsome is the non amusing kind of psychotic. Mark Kelly is a nobody. Bernie and Kamala are yesterday's memes, even harder than AOC is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 05:58 PM (Ot/FD)

91
59 Pelosi is still alive! Are you sure? Was she pre-embalmed?

Posted by: Unkaren at July 23, 2026 05:43 PM

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Yeah.

Posted by: Ethyl Alcohol at July 23, 2026 05:58 PM (VWtfl)

92 Martha Stewart went to federal prison for insider trading.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 05:53 PM (6MCJI)
—-

Insider trading was the genesis of the investigation, but she was never convicted of that. Common misconception that she was. She was convicted of obstruction of justice and related process crimes.

She was an idiot or got terrible legal advice. Or both. It was a small stock trade, barely a rounding error in her net worth. But she was defiant to the SEC/DOJ and basically told them to fuck off. They said ‘fuck me? No, fuck YOU.’ And they went after her hard. And nailed her.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 23, 2026 05:58 PM (JgYL0)

93 Many industries that deal with insider information have similar guardrails about insider info. I am sure y'all can imagine how restrictive Public Accounting is. Or M&A in banking. For example.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:58 PM (GD0B3)

94
Government employees should retire on social security and Medicare.


Period. I don’t get a pension. I don’t get gold plated medical care for the rest of my life. They work for me. They should not have benefits that I PAY FOR that I can’t have.

Assholes. All of them.
Posted by: nurse ratched

===============

I worked for a candidate who put this on his platform. Get a 401k, Social Security, and Medicare like the rest of us. His platform was called "Fix Congress First." He said a few pols were secretly asking, "You're joking, right? You're not actually going to do this to us if you get elected? This is just for votes, right?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 05:58 PM (mmrXZ)

95 My wife has access to MNPI (material non-public information) at her firm.

If I traded on that information, she and I would go to jail. And the federal government is pretty good at figuring out who is doing it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2026 05:38 PM (l4RKn)

That’s ok. You can tell me instead.

Posted by: RI Red at July 23, 2026 05:58 PM (30Gj0)

96 That was one of the funniest stories of an invader I can think of other than The Platner Plan.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 05:57 PM (hzuYO)

BOTH STORIES ARE ABOUT BUTTFUCKIN'

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 23, 2026 05:59 PM (Ot/FD)

97 Fat lipped jihadi Marxist scum mamdani needs to be deported to Uganda.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:59 PM (GD0B3)

98 81 What about selling short? Still allowed?

you know who always sold short?

Posted by: sonny bono at July 23, 2026 06:00 PM (v3pYe)

99 So we all have to live by the rules. But Nanci and her feloneous husband do not!

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 06:01 PM (GD0B3)

100 97 Fat lipped jihadi Marxist scum mamdani needs to be deported to Uganda.
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 05:59 PM (GD0B3)

Keep him around in office but make him live in Staten Island.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Ot/FD)

101 Combined Pelosi net worth at the high end is 450 million. 38 years in office. She only ripped us off for 11 million a year.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:01 PM (abScH)

102 91 59 Pelosi is still alive! Are you sure? Was she pre-embalmed?

Posted by: Unkaren at July 23, 2026 05:43 PM

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Yeah.


totally

Posted by: disney imagineers at July 23, 2026 06:02 PM (v3pYe)

103 Keep him around in office but make him live in Staten Island.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Ot/FD)

I like my plan better....

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 06:02 PM (GD0B3)

104 >>> And they went after her hard. And nailed her.
~~~~~

"They" being Comey.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 23, 2026 06:02 PM (3ImbR)

105 That’s ok. You can tell me instead.

Posted by: RI Red at July 23, 2026 05:58 PM (30Gj0)


Hah!

They are actually good at ferretting out that sort of insider trading as well.

They take it really, really, seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2026 06:03 PM (l4RKn)

106 it prohibits members of Congress and their families from buying new individual stocks

Well, I'll be darned if my "Foundation" isn't making out like a bandit...

Posted by: Sen. John Blutarski at July 23, 2026 06:04 PM (AaEou)

107 While working at the Corps of Engineers, my husband was not allowed to bid on any contracts I might have overseen, and he was not allowed private information concerning any upcoming contracts or ongoing disputes. There was a lot I was allowed to curse about, but nothing in which I could be specific. If I had disclosed anything, I would go to jail, and be personally liable for any monetary damages the government might assign.

Why is the same not true of Congresscritters? Same government. Same contracts. Same conflicts of interest.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 06:04 PM (4MD6J)

108 Cob Privilege!!!!

Stealth editing your own embarrelment.....

We ought to pass a law!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:04 PM (Ot/FD)

109 I'm sure they have other grifts.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2026 06:04 PM (BbJqV)

110 Ayanna Pressley's net worth went from -12K to $8M in the 8 years she was in congress.

Pretty damn amazing on a $174K salary.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 06:05 PM (sKqQm)

111 I just want a heads up on the cement company to buy into after the Iran war.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:05 PM (abScH)

112 You can buy the same stocks Nancy can.

The week after she buys them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 06:05 PM (JvZF+)

113 Kabuki.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2026 06:05 PM (LHPAg)

114 1. Disregard NDA. 2. Tell a rando. 3. Profit??

Posted by: nckate at July 23, 2026 06:05 PM (enNUy)

115
Kumala 5%

‘28 gon’ b lit y’all

Posted by: Chaos

==============

No way. This just shows the insanity of polls.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 06:06 PM (mmrXZ)

116 I'm rooting for AOC.

Because the leader of the Free World must be some retarded, aging Latina bartender.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:06 PM (pUU4E)

117 Michigan has now announced they've found found over 1000 illegals registered to vote. That means at least 10k. Benson is trying to get out in front of the mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 06:07 PM (sMkB+)

118 Likewise while at the Corps, I was not allowed to put political bumper stickers on my car or signs in my yard, nor post political messages to Facebook, upon pain of censure. I did post here, but anonymously, so that was the shady area of that ethical situation.

Meanwhile these political assholes can access dark money, do insider trading deals, get sinecure positions if they get voted out, rake in cash deals for "books" they "write," etc. They passed the ethics laws that applied to me, but not to them.

All Congresscritters need to be smacked down a bit, I think.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 06:07 PM (4MD6J)

119 Banning stock trading during "service" in Congress means it bans both buying and selling. That is, whatever a Congressman's positions on individual stocks in the market when he enters office would necessarily be identical to his positions when he leaves office.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 23, 2026 06:07 PM (bufu1)

120 111 I just want a heads up on the cement company to buy into after the Iran war.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:05 PM (abScH)

Call USACE. They will have the contracts before the rubble has stopped bouncing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 06:08 PM (4MD6J)

121 97 Fat lipped jihadi Marxist scum mamdani needs to be deported to Uganda.
Posted by: runner
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
1h
If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you’re back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail.

Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon.

The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 06:08 PM (VPNgR)

122 Removing the money incentive may be term limiting by default.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:09 PM (abScH)

123 Charlie Brown’s Dildo?

Mr. FBI Agent, you’ve got to be kidding me.

Posted by: RI Red at July 23, 2026 06:09 PM (30Gj0)

124 The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 06:08 PM (VPNgR)

Fair? I don't think that word means what he thinks it means.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 06:10 PM (4MD6J)

125 117 Michigan has now announced they've found found over 1000 illegals registered to vote. That means at least 10k. Benson is trying to get out in front of the mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove
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How is a butler going to resolve this situation?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 06:11 PM (VPNgR)

126 Nanzi Palsi is a creature of corruption inside a culture of criminal corruption.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2026 06:11 PM (xvV+O)

127 Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon.

$5M ? What does that buy in NYC, a squalid 800 sqft interior studio next to the elevator shaft?

I would hate to be a an insurance company holding fire policies for $5M 2nd homes.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (pawvM)

128 123 Charlie Brown’s Dildo?

Mr. FBI Agent, you’ve got to be kidding me.
Posted by: RI Red at July 23, 2026 06:09 PM (30Gj0)

Then again, you are a chicken, so there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (4MD6J)

129 I don't think Mayor Jihadi understands the concept of tax base.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (abScH)

130 Ayanna Pressley's net worth went from -12K to $8M in the 8 years she was in congress.
......

You'd think she could afford a nice wig.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (UjdFS)

131 LBJ made a big announcement that he'd put all his stocks in a blind trust.

Long after LBJ died, his broker disclosed that during the blind trust years, LBJ would call him every night & "suggest" trades.

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (RCjYY)

132 56 41 >>I doubt it will even be scheduled for a vote in the senate.

>>“The votes aren’t there”. - John Iscariot Thune.

Could be right because the bill also includes parts of the Save Act.

Posted by: JackStraw
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So, what we are witnessing is showboating for election votes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 05:43 PM (VPNgR)

Query - when are we not?

Posted by: Retired, thank God at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (va0Yo)

133 123 Charlie Brown’s Dildo?

Mr. FBI Agent, you’ve got to be kidding me.
Posted by: RI Red at July 23, 2026 06:09 PM (30Gj0)

Then again, you are a chicken, so there's that.

A rooster, dammit!

Posted by: RI Red at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (30Gj0)

134 126 Nanzi Palsi is a creature of corruption inside a culture of criminal corruption.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2026 06:11 PM (xvV+O)

She TOLD us she is just a little old Italian gramma. You mean she lied? I shan't believe it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 06:13 PM (4MD6J)

135 Michigan has now announced they've found found over 1000 illegals registered to vote.

That was just Dearborn, right? How about the rest of the state?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:13 PM (pawvM)

136 The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.
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I stopped counting the lies in those two sentences at 5.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2026 06:13 PM (xvV+O)

137 Mayor Jihadi understands marxist redistribution of wealth.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 06:13 PM (GD0B3)

138 A rooster, dammit!
Posted by: RI Red at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (30Gj0)

Okay, a rooster, with damned fine aim. But, well, still a chicken.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 06:14 PM (4MD6J)

139 Everyone knows how socialist countries always have the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:15 PM (Ot/FD)

140 runner, Mayor Jihadi may be redistributing EBT card wealth pretty soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:15 PM (abScH)

141 Next up from the economic illiterate islamunist is a huge exit tax for leaving NYC.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2026 06:15 PM (xvV+O)

142 129 I don't think Mayor Jihadi understands the concept of tax base.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (abScH)

He has never had a real job or had to pay real bills. He is financially illiterate. He is also American Cultural illiterate. Clueless spoiled fuck from Africa. If anyone should be deported...

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 06:15 PM (4MD6J)

143 Well, those Latinos are spicy.

Department of State
@StateDept
SECRETARY RUBIO: "The President's policy is a head for an eye."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 23, 2026 06:16 PM (ndZc7)

144 Trump has a pied-à-terre in NYC. Wonder if Mayor Marxist scum is just trying to piss off POTUS.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)

145

A Pentagon official has been placed on leave after he was filmed bashing President Donald Trump and promising he would “stay” until Trump leaves office so he can “undo whatever’s been done.”

A report from Newsweek identified the man as Brandon Newsom, a senior official in the office of the Secretary of the Navy.

He was filmed by reporter James O’Keefe, of O’Keefe Media Group, who conducts undercover investigations and interviews.

“In the footage, Newsom can be heard saying that he wanted to ‘stay and stick it out’ at the Pentagon, adding: ‘So that way, when the time comes, I can undo whatever’s been done [by the Trump administration],’” the report said.

He said his job has challenged his “morals” and confirms he would not allow “one specific prayer service.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 06:16 PM (Cqx++)

146 tcn, how's the renovation going? Hugs to you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:17 PM (abScH)

147 Well it's not called the five sided perfectly sane house, it's it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:17 PM (Ot/FD)

148
130 Ayanna Pressley's net worth went from -12K to $8M in the 8 years she was in congress.
......

You'd think she could afford a nice wig.
Posted by: wth at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM

--------

She spends on a high-end Simonize job instead.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 23, 2026 06:18 PM (4Aqsh)

149 Looks like the mutual fund guys are gonna need to add a dedicated line to Capitol Hill.

Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at July 23, 2026 06:18 PM (We5PL)

150 Mamdani is a communist. His goal isn't to run NYC by capitalist rules. It's to crash the place and take property for his communist paradise.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)

151 Gallus – masculine noun, meaning “rooster” or “cock”

Posted by: RI Red - at July 23, 2026 06:19 PM (30Gj0)

152 Can New Yorkers recall mayors ? or is it just governors ?

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 06:19 PM (GD0B3)

153 OT:
A survey finding that 70% of Americans support putting half the stock of major AI companies into a public wealth fund reveals a deeper cultural shift toward viewing wealth as zero-sum and favoring redistribution of innovation rewards, unlike the more market-accepting attitude during the internet era.

This is what I call an Oh Shit moment when investors in AI realize that their stock is WAY overvalued and are looking to dump it off on an unsophisticated buyer.

The Mother of All Pump-n-Dump. How else does one explain how 70% of the population is even aware that a public wealth fund is even a Thing unless there has been massive propaganda efforts by the very people who own and control social media.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:19 PM (rgGn5)

154 JackStraw, there lies the rub. His commie buddies aren't going to pay the tax either.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 06:19 PM (abScH)

155 He was filmed by reporter James O’Keefe, of O’Keefe Media Group, who conducts undercover investigations and interviews.

“In the footage, Newsom can be heard saying that he wanted to ‘stay and stick it out’ at the Pentagon, adding: ‘So that way, when the time comes, I can undo whatever’s been done [by the Trump administration],’” the report said.

He said his job has challenged his “morals” and confirms he would not allow “one specific prayer service.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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That's what I'm talking about. Take a planeload of suspects to Gitmo and get some answers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 06:20 PM (VPNgR)

156 NH 2028 Dem poll

AOC 22%
Bootyjudge 21%
Mark Kelly 9%
Newsom 8%
Bernie 6%
Kumala 5%

‘28 gon’ b lit y’all
Posted by: Chaos

Agreed. Unlike 2016, where they had an anointed candidate, it'll be like 2020, where there was a wild free-for-all. The young radical Left was not happy with the Party forcing Biden on them, and Kamala in 2024, and will burn shit down if they feel they're being railroaded again. They feel like they're winning, and it's time for the old Establishment elites to bend to them.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 06:21 PM (Xy2sd)

157 I seriously doubt this will stop Congressional insider trading.

Like anything posted to reign in Congress. They're out of control.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2026 06:21 PM (jehhT)

158 I guess Brandon Newsom won't be able to stick it out now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 06:21 PM (n5tGW)

159 Oops. My bad self just got a talking to.

Posted by: RI Red - at July 23, 2026 06:22 PM (30Gj0)

160 I watched the O’Keefe video. His mark was gay as fuck and plainly was trying to impress some guy he wanted to fuck. How many stupid gay leftist saboteurs are in our government?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 23, 2026 06:23 PM (JgYL0)

161 ...reveals a deeper cultural shift toward viewing wealth as zero-sum
________

If that was true, we'd all still be living in caves. Idiots.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2026 06:23 PM (XvL8K)

162 151 Gallus – masculine noun, meaning “rooster” or “cock”

Posted by: RI Red

I believe it's The Paolo's middle name.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 06:24 PM (Xy2sd)

163 160 I watched the O’Keefe video. His mark was gay as fuck and plainly was trying to impress some guy he wanted to fuck. How many stupid gay leftist saboteurs are in our government?

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at July 23, 2026 06:24 PM (v3pYe)

164 Banning stock trading during "service" in Congress means it bans both buying and selling. That is, whatever a Congressman's positions on individual stocks in the market when he enters office would necessarily be identical to his positions when he leaves office.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 23, 2026 06:07 PM


That would have left Strom Thurmond long on Amalgamated Cordage and Whips.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 23, 2026 06:25 PM (4NO2D)

165 He said his job has challenged his “morals” and confirms he would not allow “one specific prayer service.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 06:16 PM (Cqx++)


This raises all sorts of questions. Which prayer service? What kind of prayer services does the Pentagon hold? Why is this guy in charge of allowing or disallowing them?

Posted by: Emmie at July 23, 2026 06:25 PM (OlzlW)

166 How many stupid gay leftist saboteurs are in our government?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 23, 2026 06:23 PM (JgYL0)

It's hilarious that no one actually knows. Not even them.

If they were forced on pain of death to deliver an auditable number for how many people are actually employed within some reasonable amount of time, i doubt anyone actually could.

It really is a Leviathan of stupid gay leftist saboteurs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 06:26 PM (Ot/FD)

167 A Pentagon official has been placed on leave after he was filmed bashing President Donald Trump and promising he would “stay” until Trump leaves office so he can “undo whatever’s been done.”

A report from Newsweek identified the man as Brandon Newsom, a senior official in the office of the Secretary of the Navy.

He was filmed by reporter James O’Keefe, of O’Keefe Media Group, who conducts undercover investigations and interviews.

“In the footage, Newsom can be heard saying that he wanted to ‘stay and stick it out’ at the Pentagon, adding: ‘So that way, when the time comes, I can undo whatever’s been done [by the Trump administration],’” the report said.

He said his job has challenged his “morals” and confirms he would not allow “one specific prayer service.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2026 06:16 PM (Cqx++)


This kinda thing always makes me wonder-

Just how many people in gov't and/or the military are there to support the system and serve the American people, and how many are there to purposely subvert the system as much as possible?

Subversion
The Squeaky, Little Egoist's Revenge On Life

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2026 06:26 PM (iJfKG)

168 Michigan has now announced they've found found over 1000 illegals registered to vote.

That was just Dearborn, right?


No, we've only gotten as far as Alvarez

Posted by: Michigan at July 23, 2026 06:26 PM (AaEou)

169 Mamdani is going to get pushback from Saudi Muslims. They own a shit ton of the luxury apartments on Billionaire's Row in Manhattan (as do the Chinese). It's estimated that while nearly 90% of those units are purchased, only about 46% are occupied most of the year.

They're used tp park wealth, launder money, and keep clear of overseas inflated liability settlements.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 06:27 PM (dIske)

170 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2026 06:27 PM (u73oe)

171 LBJ made a big announcement that he'd put all his stocks in a blind trust.

Long after LBJ died, his broker disclosed that during the blind trust years, LBJ would call him every night & "suggest" trades.
Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2026 06:12 PM (RCjYY)

He never said it was a DEAF trust

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 06:27 PM (uhVAy)

172 Change the reporting rules. No more of this 45 day crap. Three days to report and a $100,000 fine for every day out of compliance.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 23, 2026 06:28 PM (djaq4)

173 This raises all sorts of questions. Which prayer service? What kind of prayer services does the Pentagon hold?

Well, not exorcism, that's for damned sure!

Posted by: Pentagon. Totally not Pentagram! at July 23, 2026 06:28 PM (AaEou)

174 AOC 22%
Bootyjudge 21%
Mark Kelly 9%
Newsom 8%
Bernie 6%
Kumala 5%

I couldn't think of a more immoral , evil , incompetent group of people . Mark Kelly is probably the most evil imo.

Posted by: polynikes at July 23, 2026 06:29 PM (KC5Lt)

175 Mamdani is going to get pushback from Saudi Muslims. They own a shit ton of the luxury apartments on Billionaire's Row in Manhattan (as do the Chinese).

Those demos don't really have the Judeo-Christian respect for the sanctity of life. Not a group of people worth pissing off.

Posted by: Zombie Jamal Khashoggi at July 23, 2026 06:32 PM (a6PrB)

176 AOC 22%
Bootyjudge 21%
Mark Kelly 9%
Newsom 8%
Bernie 6%
Kumala 5%


It would be entertaining to watch their internal demons fight among each other for dominance on a public stage.

For a grand finale, have Associazione Internazionale degli Esorcisti show up and perform exorcisms.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 06:35 PM (a6PrB)

177 Dodged a big event.

AI doesn’t think billwould apply a young Warren Buffet while his father was in Congress!

Posted by: Goatweed at July 23, 2026 07:12 PM (jK3NL)

178 Hopefully, next on the agenda is TERM LIMITS

Posted by: sidney at July 24, 2026 08:02 AM (Uy/WF)

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