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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - March 24, 2026 [Doof]
From Abby
Did YOU celebrate National Alien Abduction Day? UFO Sightings Surge Across North America Ahead of “Alien Abduction Day”
As March 20—National Alien Abduction Day—rolls around again, a fresh wave of data is stirring up conversation, curiosity… and maybe a little unease. Across the United States and Canada, thousands of reported UFO sightings are painting a strange, flickering map of where the unexplained seems to linger most. And honestly, the numbers feel less like trivia and more like something you might glance at twice before heading outside at night. According to Casino.ca’s reporting on newly analyzed reports sourced from the National UFO Reporting Center and social media discussions, UFO sightings continue to cluster in unexpected places. Delaware, surprisingly, has emerged as America’s top hotspot. With one reported sighting for every 928 residents, the small state has logged over 1,000 encounters since 1974—many involving glowing cylinders and hovering lights that don’t quite behave like anything… familiar.
Up north, Canada tells a slightly different story, and it’s arguably more intense. Alberta now claims the title of the country’s UFO capital, with one sighting for every 568 residents. Wide open skies, fewer city lights—perfect conditions, depending on how you look at it.
Interesting stuff! Any of you willing to admit you've seen a UFO? ----- Hochul learns that FAFO applies to her tax and spend schemes
🚨 LMFAO! New York Gov. Kathy Hochul is being mocked nationwide after she BEGGED people to move back from Florida
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 19, 2026
4 years ago, she was GLOATING, saying Republicans should "jump on a bus and head down to Florida"
Mamdani will make the problem EVEN WORSE!pic.twitter.com/UMwZAIzBWC
I could use this in my life right now.
— 👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 (@TheEXECUTlONER_) March 17, 2026
Okay, that will be $6,000 sir.
This speaks to my brain on another level. 😂 pic.twitter.com/MmZzz25TXl
On this day 42 years ago…. pic.twitter.com/MOqO13DgKX
— 80s Nostalgia Channel (@80s_channel) March 24, 2026
Throw a ball through a bird?? Yup - that happened 25 years ago today.
----- Rock and Roll in the Great White North and also Down Under Up first - Who Are the ‘Big 4′ of Canadian Rock Bands? Spoiler alert - Of course my favorite band made the list. Can you guess the other 3? Hint - one isn't actually a band, but rather a solo artist. *** Moving to the southern hemisphere - Who Are the ‘Big 4′ of Australian Rock Bands? One of these is probably a slam dunk guess for most of you. The second one is another one of my all time favorite bands, so I'm glad they made the list. Think you can figure them all out?
Curious as to your thoughts on both lists!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)https://youtu.be/vapoNZBrGxA
Posted by: mindful webworker taps the Moronificial Intelligencia at March 24, 2026 10:00 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: John at March 24, 2026 10:01 PM (Risui)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 24, 2026 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
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Yessir! And I've got the rectal probe to prove it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 10:02 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 10:03 PM (sAmhv)
Would we be commenting if we did?
Or maybe UFOs have good wi-fi.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2026 10:04 PM (98kQX)
We're gonna need a bigger pot of mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Chief Brody at March 24, 2026 10:05 PM (wVcYX)
To say nothing of teaspoons.
Posted by: Milton Friedman at March 24, 2026 10:05 PM (Riz8t)
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the worry that Trump and US will leave islamic clerics in charge of Iran when we declare victory and go home
how many times can we f*** these people over
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:06 PM (2GVsD)
I told my parents the next day if they wanted to understand contemporary youth, it was worth a watch.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
Wait, Minnesota is in 41st place?
So we're the 10th-most-sane state, for once?
Posted by: mikeski isn't as crazy as he thinks at March 24, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)
I'm heading upstairs. One of the Unexplained shows had this in the description on the History channel.
"Something crashes at a top secret US military base, but is it a UFO?"
Lol. How fortuitous would it be for aliens to deliver? Right to the top secret US military base?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 10:07 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Wmg4n)
I told my parents the next day if they wanted to understand contemporary youth, it was worth a watch.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
They probably thought of the movie back then the way we think about "six seven" today.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)
=
I don't know.
I'll tell you once I've had some hypno-therapy.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2026 10:09 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:10 PM (9uW/C)
Sure. Right at Midnight on July 4, 1976. Me & a friend saw a flying object we couldn't identify.
Funny thing, we had just been talking about his younger brother & friends being chased a few nights earlier, down back roads in Arkansas by something overhead that kept a spotlight on them.
They telepathically listen. They knew what we were saying. They tease us for their own amusement. Just like Alexa.
Posted by: mindful webworker heard it whooshing by at March 24, 2026 10:10 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (0aYVJ)
Same. But I want to see him open it and pour it with that rig!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Wmg4n)
My X feed and yours probably look quite different!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 10:12 PM (0aYVJ)
Spoiler alert - Of course my favorite band made the list. Can you guess the other 3? Hint - one isn't actually a band, but rather a solo artist.
I "guessed" one of the other ones. I didn't know the third was Canuckian.
I'm glad the solo artist wasn't Celine.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
Great photo up top.
And, yes, the tree stump demolisher is tres kewl. It almost looks like a steel dinosaur in action. Very skilled operator behind the controls.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 24, 2026 10:12 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Q+gd/)
Brian Johnson, definitely.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:12 PM (ExV1e)
Dust in the Wind, by Kansas, might have worked. Tim McGraw's Down on the Farm might work.
https://youtu.be/9YFCZb3rLb8
Here's another Tim McGraw song that I think many in the Horde would agree with.
https://youtu.be/_9TShlMkQnc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)
Contrary to popular belief, I have not actually modeled my life after that quote.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (9uW/C)
Great mystery click but, based on the picture, I was half expecting Carrie Underwood's "Blown Away". Looks like tornado weather...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (qVGoX)
Never seen it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)
So we're the 10th-most-sane state, for once?
Posted by: mikeski isn't as crazy as he thinks at March 24, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)
Aliens don't want Somalis either.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e)
Also happy to see The Guess Who on the Canuck list. Listened to them a fair bit as a kiddo.
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (ftFVW)
I watched and enjoyed the full stump digger clip. Amazing how having the right tool for the job makes the work so much easier.
Thanks for the ONT doof!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (RkOfE)
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it's a regime that has as one of its core tenets, LYING to non-muslims to gain advantage
JFC and FFS
also OMG and AYFKM
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)
Ann Murray
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:14 PM (/lPRQ)
Never seen it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)
It was a pretty good movie.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:14 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Don Black
Sorry. We owe them nothing. If Persians want to rule their destiny, they need to fight and sweat and bleed and die for it. If we do it for them, it won’t last. It’s false. It can be taken away.
We Americans are giving our freedom away. Our forefathers died for it. And we are squandering it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 10:15 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 10:15 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 10:15 PM (D4x+R)
I'm glad the solo artist wasn't Celine.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
The 2 bands other than Rush have a common member. Count them as a combo entity, and I might agree that they belong in the top 4. But I'm going with Triumph as the #2 regardless.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (9uW/C)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (rdVOm)
Orbital or suborbital?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: tankdemon
Lots of lane oil to clean out of it? Sand it to get the surface right?
Maybe I should have enlisted Mr. Rothlisberger for this one?
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (Risui)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (8zz6B)
"Nikita Bier
@nikitabier
1h
Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X:
We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language.
While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform.
We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world"
You know what that means, right ?
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)
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it's a regime that has as one of its core tenets, LYING to non-muslims to gain advantage
JFC and FFS
also OMG and AYFKM
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)
1. Maybe don't freak out until you know what the 15 points are.
2. I'm betting that one of them, the one designed to ensure that they scrap their nuclear program, is surrendering all their uranium.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2026 10:17 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
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Yessir! And I've got the rectal probe to prove it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
==
They let you keep it ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ)
Great mystery click but, based on the picture, I was half expecting Carrie Underwood's "Blown Away". Looks like tornado weather...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (qVGoX)
Dang. Your choice works great! I wasn't going for a connection tonight -- someone made reference to Shattered in a comment earlier today, so it has been an earworm since then. I had to let it escape!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 10:18 PM (D4x+R)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 24, 2026 10:18 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:18 PM (9uW/C)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 10:19 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 10:19 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (9uW/C)
Be honest -- you actually thought it was Justin Bieber.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:20 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:20 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Wmg4n)
My X feed and yours probably look quite different!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
You would be proud to know mine is blowing up (giggle) over a fart joke right now. And no, I am not remotely kidding.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 10:20 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)
Sadly, no. I would deep-six Bryan Adams, and replace him with Crowbar, who very definitely could rock out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 10:20 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 10:21 PM (jmsL3)
Iran must dismantle existing nuclear capabilities
Iran must commit never to pursue nuclear weapons.
No uranium enrichment on Iranian territory.
Iran must hand its stockpile of enriched uranium to the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA).
The Natanz, Isfahan and Fordo nuclear facilities must be dismantled.
The IAEA must be granted full access to Iran’s nuclear facilities.
Iran must abandon its “regional proxy paradigm.”
Iran must cease the funding, directing and arming its proxies.
The Strait of Hormuz must remain open.
Iran’s missile program must be limited in both range and quantity.
Iran must limit its use of missiles to self-defense.
In return, Iran would benefit from:
The end of sanctions imposed by the international community.
US assistance to advance its civilian nuclear program.
A “snapback” mechanism allowing for the automatic reimposition of sanctions if Iran fails to comply would be removed.
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:21 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 24, 2026 10:21 PM (0aYVJ)
"And that's why you don't have a girlfriend."
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 10:21 PM (YqdGw)
Never seen it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Join the club.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 10:22 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:22 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Hosers at March 24, 2026 10:22 PM (oftw2)
I brought my little sister to the top of the highest hill in town and held a sign reading, "Free Test Subject," but I guess there weren't any UFO's conducting experiments today.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:22 PM (9uW/C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:22 PM (2GVsD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE
Posted by: davidt
One of the very few semi-recent snl sketches that is funny.
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 24, 2026 10:22 PM (ftFVW)
Thanks, Doof. Great content tonight!
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (rdVOm)
Howdy, barkeep!
Glad you enjoyed the content. I started in a completely different direction, inspired by a theme in comments to a daytime thread today. That stuff got punted to Thursday though. It'll keep!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:24 PM (2GVsD)
Rush
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Triumph
April Wine
Posted by: Crusader at March 24, 2026 10:24 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:24 PM (ZxPkt)
I'm still getting news updates in email that seem to suggest more American forces are headed that way, so I'm not really sure declaring victory and moving on to something else is really the plan.
Trump says a lot of shit, particularly when bombs are dropping, and it may or may not mean anything.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2026 10:25 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 10:25 PM (viF8m)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MyeHH5uJzY&t=100s
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2026 10:25 PM (98kQX)
look- flying saucers
oh no
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:24 PM (ZxPkt)
Flying saucers can be dangerous. Filled flying coffee cups are worse.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 10:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: mikeski
The 2 bands other than Rush have a common member. Count them as a combo entity, and I might agree that they belong in the top 4. But I'm going with Triumph as the #2 regardless.
Posted by: Doof
I've got that Triumph album. Musically, better than the rest. But the McDonalds Argument is what they're going by; sales = popularity = quality.
Solo Canadian artist..... again, hard to argue with his sales figures.
But Heavy Devy kicks his scrawny butt right into Hudson Bay, eh?
https://youtu.be/8apZ3ci9J40
https://youtu.be/NurwvilJh0U
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 10:20 PM (Wmg4n)
Farts (and stuff that sound like farts) are never not funny!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2026 10:27 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:22 PM (ZxPkt)
Me too, but The Breakfast Club sucked. All the way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 10:27 PM (0aYVJ)
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Yessir! And I've got the rectal probe to prove it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
==
They let you keep it ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ)
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Of course! How else are they gonna plant subliminal messages in my brain?
(I suspect their grasp of human biology might be a bit lacking, hence the probe...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 10:27 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)
Rush
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Triumph
April Wine
Posted by: Crusader at March 24, 2026 10:24 PM (Cjcf6)
April Wine is definitely underrated and overlooked in the discussion of Canadian Rock bands.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2026 10:28 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Wasn't me! I tried to leave a call to the ONT, but I guess I forgot to hit Post.
Oh...
Mindless troll. Never miiiind.
Posted by: mindful webworker channeling Roseanne Rosannadanna at March 24, 2026 10:28 PM (jrd4M)
Here in California it's the fruity plain.....
Thank you for ONT Doof!
On to digesting content.....and dinner...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 10:28 PM (QGaXH)
we capture or kill all their leaders
the people restore their country
America is hailed as a liberator once again
everybody's happy
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Gale Garnett and the Gentle Reign at March 24, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2)
Goodyear Blimp. I have no idea why it was over our town, or what message it was flashing, but it sure had us going for a few minutes.
Posted by: PabloD at March 24, 2026 10:30 PM (8sD0/)
https://tinyurl.com/2pmtjtnt
It's only the influx of illegals that has kept the population stable
How are they at paying taxes?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 10:30 PM (ERDLG)
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2026 10:30 PM (OmQ3D)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 10:25 PM (viF8m)
I can't disagree with you there. I'm far from a fan of his, but yeah he belongs in the list of top solo artists from Canada. The article linked above should have chosen bands or solo - not both.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)
The Guess Who & Bachman Turner Overdrive.
Lucky for me we did not have a HS breakfast club. However, I am fairly certain my "permanent record" was the thickest of the principal's index cards. Stupid stuff like talking in class, being late for class due to talking in the hall. No bombs or razor fights or smoking or anything of note.
My worst was having a guy who took me to a dance talk me into the Beta Club photo (I was not in the Beta Club). The editor, who was a friend of mine & later apologized, went loco and reported me. Pity as it was a really good photo of me.
The enraged principal told me I'd have to pay for a new photo. Ok, no problem.
Found out after HS that he mostly hated me due to my last name. Apparently, growing up in the city, my Daddy was part of an elementary school gang and he must have been picked on.
He never called my parents & said, "Your crazy daughter is here in my office again. As usual she does not seem worried that she will never amount to anything or have a job" (yes, he said that to me). I never told my parents, either, big deal. Now I want my permanent record.
Any tips on reviving energy after a virus,please let me know.Tired.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 10:30 PM (WONhk)
Have thought maybe we would watch it some day. Haven't.
Posted by: mindful webworker was busy that day at March 24, 2026 10:31 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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well, I liked her in general, and that movie was silly
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)
the people restore their country
America is hailed as a liberator once again
everybody's happy
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Well, they are working on Step One. Going quite well, it appears. Third assistant mosque janitors are now not reporting for work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 10:31 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Sadly, no. I would deep-six Bryan Adams, and replace him with Crowbar, who very definitely could rock out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And I'll always take the opportunity to mention Canada's best grunge-funk band: I Mother Earth.
https://youtu.be/fmxbaHXOXGw
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 10:31 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB)
Ha! How did I miss that?? Sorry, El Rushbo!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 10:32 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2026 10:32 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: davidt
The smart, semi-suckup kid who got away with murder because they simply couldn't believe I'd do the things I really did. Except for SGT Streb - she was on to me but she hated the Admin as much as I did. She wrote a glowing recommendation for my application to the Naval Academy.
So, that would be more along the lines of Ferris Buller I guess.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2026 10:32 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 10:33 PM (jmsL3)
Maybe I should have enlisted Mr. Rothlisberger for this one?
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
I had to get the trim veins re-grooves and the naugahyde cover needed to get a couple of spots patched.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:33 PM (9uW/C)
https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)
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I won't lie--that song does show up on a playlist my friends and I listened to in college....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 10:33 PM (ESVrU)
In the skies over Europe during WWII 8th Army Air Force crews saw all sorts of strange stuff. They called them “Kraut balls” or “Foo Fighters”.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 10:33 PM (/eAJY)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:34 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 10:34 PM (CNl8/)
I'm not a big fan but one of his HOF inductions is with Crazy Horse.
From everything I've heard about him he sounds like a dick. But he write and play.
https://tinyurl.com/2vbkvh3r
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 10:34 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 10:34 PM (wLsnt)
We were making out in my car and drinking beer. A large, half a football field, oblong neon green lit thing landed below us (we were high on a hill in woods). Silent. Lights. Neon green. Oblong.
The guy saw it as well and told me to get the hell out of here and we did.
I don't know about him but I did not tell my parents or anyone. But we both saw it. I don't recall discussing it with him again, either. We were both shocked.
There was no probing by this guy nor the aliens of me, to be clear.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 10:35 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 10:33 PM (jmsL3)
Really?? OK then!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:35 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:35 PM (V4IXI)
1. Tell productive citizens to leave
2. Replace them with tax-eating aliens
3. Beg productive citizens to come back
4. Profit!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:35 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 24, 2026 10:36 PM (tT6GE)
Have thought maybe we would watch it some day. Haven't.
Posted by: mindful webworker was busy that day at March 24, 2026 10:31 PM (jrd4M)
***
I was in Turkey. Movies there were...problematic.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:36 PM (9uW/C)
Delaware: 108 sightings per 100,000 people
Washington: 102 sightings per 100,000 people
Mississippi: 30 sightings per 100,000 people
Louisiana: 29 sightings per 100,000 people.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2026 10:36 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2026 10:30 PM (OmQ3D)
He already took them out!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:37 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (EXyHK)
https://tinyurl.com/3rbzmb65
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (tT6GE)
Posted by: Flashback To 1974 at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
To the incels of that era, maybe.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Orson
Signs point to "no."
Top 10 UFO sighters, in order:
DE, WA, NY, OR, FL, TX, MT, VT, NM, GA
Top 10 drunkards, in order:
NH, DE, NV, ND, MT, VT, ID, WI, CO, AK
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)
https://youtu.be/Pkdci55adqk
Some of you will recognize the Johnny Cash song it's based on.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (S/Y4j)
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Yessir! And I've got the rectal probe to prove it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
==
They let you keep it ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ)
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Of course! How else are they gonna plant subliminal messages in my brain?
(I suspect their grasp of human biology might be a bit lacking, hence the probe...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 10:27 PM (ESVrU)
Well, they assume that's where your brain is because they watch all the celebrities, politicians, and newsers on our broadcasts before arriving.
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (OmQ3D)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 10:33 PM (jmsL3)
I could understand confusing Men at Work and Midnight Oil but not The Police.
I never confused them but their songs do sound the same to me. Journey and Survivor.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (V4IXI)
Rush
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Triumph
April Wine
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What!??
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (/eAJY)
… that you remember.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (EXyHK
Makes ya wonder if aliens smoke after probing?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)
Never seen it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)
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Where's Beeks?
There's Beeks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 10:39 PM (JkO4W)
I have seen a UFO. It was tracking ICBMs on a rail line to their destination. It defied all human technological methods of propulsion and generated no sound. This was decades ago, not some man-made drone. It was not some flashing light in the sky, - it occupied space and had volume. I believe it had some sort of gravity device that allow it to move the way it did.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 10:39 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2026 10:39 PM (J7jo9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:40 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: PabloD at March 24, 2026 10:30 PM (8sD0/)
My mother lives in the Phoenix area, near the desert, and has an almost funny but painful story about that. She was walking my sisters dog which she was taking care of, a part husky, strong dog, in a patch of desert near her house. Over the Christmas/ New Year’s holidays, the blimp is usually in town and cruises around displaying advertisements.
So she hears some hum and turns around and that blimp is right behind them and low! She was surprised, but the dog was terrified and took off at a dead run. Her hand got caught in the leash and before she could get loose he dragged her down a small gravel hill on her face and put her shoulder out of socket!
Dog kept running, thought it was gone for good but finally came back a couple days later. Always wondered what he thought it was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 10:40 PM (D4x+R)
https://tinyurl.com/3rbzmb65
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (tT6GE)
Just delete the question mark and everything after it - that's just YT tracking stuff that isn't needed
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:40 PM (QMAsf)
I'm currently trying to dig out an old rosebush, without much success. It's kind of in a corner of a bed, so I can only attack it from three angles.
The landscapers were supposed to take it out, but they just cut it down to the ground and it sprouted back.
I may just leave it for this year out of curiosity, to see if it's the rose- or just the root stock.
I'm a sucker for volunteer plants- if Audrey II turned up in my yard, I'd be all "Aww, look at you, brave little soldier. Want some water?"
Or blood.
Posted by: sal at March 24, 2026 10:40 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:41 PM (9uW/C)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:40 PM (V4IXI)
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That's what they want you to think....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 10:41 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 10:41 PM (sAmhv)
https://youtu.be/3fDpADXe2ac
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)
Any tips on reviving energy after a virus,please let me know.Tired.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 10:30 PM (WONhk)
It takes time. A lot of time. Are you able to eat okay? I would bump up protein, sugar (fruits, molasses, maple syrup - basically whole foods), and sunshine until the fatigue begins to dissipate. If it doesn't after a couple of months (yea, RSV is a freaking butt kicker) go back to your doctor.
Posted by: moki at March 24, 2026 10:42 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 10:42 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2026 10:43 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)
… that you remember.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2026 10:38 PM (EXyHK)
..........................
Oh, I would remember. The only probing I ever had was a goosing on a sidewalk (at dusk) in college.Half block from my rental house.
Skinny frat boy, friends probably put him up to it. I was wearing jeans.Instantly screamed, "You bastard!" and I am loud.
I tried to kill him but he outran me. I was oddly carrying the lid of a cast iron Dutch oven, which slowed me down. My plan was to beat his head with it.
My two male grad student apt mates made me call the police as they were outraged when I told them. I'd like to see that police report as well and wonder if I mentioned the Dutch oven lid.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 10:44 PM (WONhk)
We Americans are giving our freedom away. Our forefathers died for it. And we are squandering it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 10:15 PM (A5RD0
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THIS.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 24, 2026 10:44 PM (qVGoX)
Happened to me only once. Freaked me out bigley.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:44 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:44 PM (9uW/C)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 10:45 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2026 10:39 PM (J7jo9)
Another reason to get your kids Tonka toys!! Guide them to fun, productive work!!
That stump remover was one of the best things I've seen, and I'm a chick. TBF, I've been asking my husband for a power washer for the entirety of our marriage, and it has yet to make an appearance under the Christmas tree, for an anniversary or a birthday. I think he's afraid of the ensuing water bill.
Posted by: moki at March 24, 2026 10:45 PM (wLjpr)
Half breed.
I would kind of agree but there was no The Band without Levon. Just some Nighthawks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 10:46 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 10:46 PM (wLsnt)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 10:44 PM (WONhk)
I'm betting the roommates were named Greg and Xeryx-7.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 10:46 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 10:46 PM (CNl8/)
The robot in Heavy Metal says “yes”.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2026 10:43 PM (EXyHK)
*********
One of my favorite t-shirts has a picture of a UFO snagging someone by the heel with the light beam and pulling him into the UFO, with the caption, "Get in Loser. We're Doing Butt Stuff!"
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 24, 2026 10:46 PM (tT6GE)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 10:45 PM (Wmg4n)
I've always said we have tens of thousands of telescopes pointed at the sky 24/7 and not one has a definitive siting of an alien craft.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:48 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: javems at March 24, 2026 10:49 PM (uZMo/)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 10:45 PM (Wmg4n
Just means they’ve got good collision avoidance systems.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 10:49 PM (D4x+R)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 10:49 PM (QGaXH)
Most of the time it's Venus.
The others are atmospheric issues, or meteors.
I suspect some of the older ones were Soviet satellites that failed before Sputnik. The Soviets were capitalists when they had to be...
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 10:49 PM (oXCz5)
Posted by: moki at March 24, 2026 10:42 PM (wLjpr)
I'm able to eat ok but had an upset stomach yesterday. Here's how my stupid brain thinks:
"OH! Now I have c-diff!" Haven't had an antibiotic in 3yrs or been sick, so I doubt it.
On probiotic, B6 vitamins with C, vitamin D.
Granted it's only been a few days. I am dramatic.
Wiped out, man. I guess the old immune system took a beating and tomorrow is another day. I plan to garden a bit in the morning and do some stuff as I am way behind in everything.
Thanks. I think I have molasses.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 10:50 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 10:51 PM (hJH5n)
——-
L.S.D. is a very fragile molecule, I’ve read. Exposure to light & oxygen is no bueno. Sandoz (Switzerland) used to send it out for free in glass ampoules, which if stored properly should be good to go.
The CIA in the early 50s wanted to purchase the entire world supply (keep it from the Soviets). Then they got Eli Lilly to start making it, who said they could turn it out it out in “tonnage quantities”. Your tax dollars at work.
I heard an interesting Old Time Radio program episode the other night, “The Man Called X” starring Herbert Marshall, from 1952. Had to do with hypnotic suggestion, manchurian candidate, murder type stuff.
This is exactly the type of cold war research being done at that time, I wouldn’t be surprised if the producers didn’t get a phone call. This was all very classified type stuff funded through cutout orgs and conducted by universities, who didn’t ask too many questions so long as they got funding. The Fund for Human Ecology. My dad went to a small school in Iowa and participated in a sleep experiment, they tried to see if people could learn while sleeping. Spook shit.
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 24, 2026 10:51 PM (/eAJY)
"Take me to your leader." they asked.
Me: "Try the golf course."
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 10:52 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 10:52 PM (jmsL3)
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Yessir! And I've got the rectal probe to prove it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 10:02 PM (ESVrU)
Yes sir! He's outside right now mowing the grass and then washing the windows.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 10:52 PM (QGaXH)
"Take me to your leader." they asked.
Me: "Try the Chicago Bath House"
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 10:53 PM (jmsL3)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 10:53 PM (oXCz5)
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it's a regime that has as one of its core tenets, LYING to non-muslims to gain advantage
JFC and FFS
also OMG and AYFKM
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)
Absolutely zero from President Trump saying this on TS.
Got any citations from POTUS or any reliable sources?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 24, 2026 10:53 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 10:54 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 10:55 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 24, 2026 10:55 PM (fE6HJ)
Did I give you the idea for Shattered? If so I'm honored
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 10:55 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2026 10:56 PM (1Ff7Z)
I'm betting the roommates were named Greg and Xeryx-7.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 10:46 PM (2WIwB)
Gerry and Charles. I was a surprise for them as well.
The landlady found the furnished apt for me as a favor to an ex-friend of mine. Had my own bedroom and bath and entry. Shared kitchen, laundry room and living area with them.A mile walk uphill to campus and I was in great shape.
Their girlfriends were not pleased at all to have Ellie Mae Clampett, fresh off the farm, land in their bf's basement apt.
The boys were later bummed in that I had no idea how to cook...but they made me learn as we shared meals during the week and grocery bills with rent and utility.
I am sure they diagnosed me or tried to but did not tell me. They were good to me and took me hiking, camping, skiing and to concerts. I lucked out in them not being serial killers. Of course them being psych majors was almost as bad.
After 6mo of no dating they tried to plan a romance with a friend of theirs, nice guy. I guess because they felt sorry for me. He was also a grad student psych major and, well, no go, but he hung out with us trying. I was never mean to him but he got the hint.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 10:57 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2026 10:56 PM (1Ff7Z)
Take me, but leave Spuds McKenzie alone!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 10:57 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: gKWVE
Just watched a bit of it on UToob.
I have now seen everything. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2026 10:57 PM (cYBz/)
My two male grad student apt mates made me call the police as they were outraged when I told them. I'd like to see that police report as well and wonder if I mentioned the Dutch oven lid.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026
10:44 PM (WONhk)
That was indeed Police Scanner worthy.
Posted by: sal at March 24, 2026 10:58 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2026 10:44 PM (9uW/C)
Yes - highly underrated! As Mark1971 mentioned above, they released a lot of great stuff aside from just their big hit "Under the Milky Way".
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:58 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)
Never saw TBC, and I like John Hughes movies. From the clips, I think it takes itself a bit too seriously. 16 Candles seemed to dance on the edge yet managed to stick the landing. The penultimate scene in TBC, where the principal loses it? Yeah, Hughes did it much more effectively in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. What saved Breakfast Club was the soundtrack. It captured the era in a way that the characters and script did not...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 24, 2026 10:59 PM (nbLIj)
And then it ended up at Harvard in the late 50s - early 60s in government funded research and then made it's way to Bay Area, shockingly.
And great music followed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 10:59 PM (viF8m)
Or some Guess Who - Raindance (where'd you get the gun, John?) Albert Flasher would work too...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 11:00 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 11:01 PM (OoFl2)
Garrett is an idiot politically, but they are rocked
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 11:01 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2026 11:01 PM (1Ff7Z)
***
Had a guy in my first platoon back in the 70's. Good soldier. Nice kid. Got a call one night that he had wacked out. Got to the barracks and he was sitting up in his bunk staring straight ahead and totally unresponsive. He got medivac'd back to the States. (was in Germany). Heard later he was tripping on LSD, something he had tried in high school. This was a.flashback.
A real shame.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 11:01 PM (2WIwB)
Did I give you the idea for Shattered? If so I'm honored
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 10:55 PM (mHVWR)
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Daboubi , shattered, shattered
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (mHVWR)
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Yes indeed you did!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 11:01 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 10:16 PM (8zz6B)
Not me!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 11:02 PM (QGaXH)
The others are atmospheric issues, or meteors.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 10:49 PM (oXCz5)
You forgot the weather balloon part:
"Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus."
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2026 11:02 PM (OmQ3D)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 11:02 PM (BT3km)
Sure did. " It Came Out Of The Sky"
Great song, even funny. CCR is one of my favorite bands.
Posted by: Case at March 24, 2026 11:02 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2026 11:01 PM (1Ff7Z)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You expect an answer from Ace?!?!?
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 11:03 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 11:01 PM (OoFl2)
So she still believes in the light fairies!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:03 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 11:04 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:05 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2026 10:04 PM (98kQX)
Or even a shovel, a chain and a 4x4 pickup
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)
I made a cake and now I'm going to slather it with ice cream.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 11:07 PM (2WIwB)
https://youtube.com/shorts/CHHcZOfTA8M
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 11:04 PM (S/Y4j)
You're assuming the email address in my sign-off is real!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 11:08 PM (QMAsf)
And great music followed.
Posted by: JackStraw
--
Ken Kesey on a rooftop with Timothy Leary on a roof top. Manyard Ferguson hanging out with Leary for two years. And, 'Be Here Now', Ricard Alpert, Phd.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 11:08 PM (jmsL3)
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 24, 2026 11:08 PM (EbGPh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:08 PM (snZF9)
Most of the time it's Venus“
UFO’s aren’t always bright lights. I saw one of the infamous delta shapes once, but I sound stupid trying to describe it because even at the time, I couldn’t really figure out what I was seeing.
A big storm was blowing in at dusk, and I saw this shape on the horizon, and yes it looked like a delta shape. But I only could see the outline, because I also saw right through it. Like it was there and wasn’t there at the same time. I was thinking it was something being blown by the wind, but it was moving quickly against the wind.
Then it went behind a copse of trees between me and it, and I thought good, that weird thing is gone. But then it came back out from behind the trees, which really freaked me out, and I watched it til it disappeared in the distance.
I have no idea what it was, or how it was being operated. But even at the time, I wondered if I was looking at something that was cloaked, with the cloak only partly working.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 11:08 PM (D4x+R)
I made a cake and now I'm going to slather it with ice cream.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 11:07 PM (2WIwB)
So I guess that means you didn't bring enough to share
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 11:09 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Back before Timothy McVeigh and the instutional.paranoia of the BATF, a bag of ammonium.nitrate fertilizer a gallon of diesel and a half stick of dynamite (ANFO) was pretty much the standard for pasture stump removal.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 11:09 PM (8snZr)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:10 PM (V4IXI)
Yeah, no. Not reliable at all.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 24, 2026 11:10 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2026 11:11 PM (UjFD0)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 11:03 PM (QMAsf)
Depends. No answer, no complaints.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2026 11:11 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 11:01 PM (OoFl2)
Have you met Mrs thomas edison berserker? The queen of lumens? Slayer of light bulbs? Nobody leaves lights on like her.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:11 PM (snZF9)
I hope we get a second season of Tojima Wants to be a Kamen Rider.
https://youtu.be/TB0758uZZhc
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 11:12 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen, Champagne Communist at March 24, 2026 11:13 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: Berserker
Strapping Young Lad and/or solo Devin Townsend isn't on your list? I'm a little surprised.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Doof
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Nothing is real
Nothing to get up about
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 11:13 PM (jmsL3)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2026 11:11 PM (UjFD0)
Not particularly well, iirc. About what you would expect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:13 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2026 11:11 PM (UjFD0)
Looks like someone punched her in the mouf.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2026 11:13 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:13 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 24, 2026 11:13 PM (EbGPh)
Must be a friend of Mrs.
I'm fairly sure our outdoor lighting has become a marker pointing the way to Houston... for satellites.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:15 PM (XuXeR)
Hoodoo Gurus - What’s My Scene
- https://youtu.be/K2vjGGEnE6U
Lime Spiders - Slave Girl
- https://youtu.be/vZuSsD4UTxg
Posted by: Slash Buzz at March 24, 2026 11:15 PM (FstDi)
We will take the conservatives/Republicans. We will send you the illegals. In fact will send 10: 1. Since they are such a boon to the economy and lower crime rate that those dirty Americans it should work just splendidly.
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 11:16 PM (PTDkx)
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Have you met Mrs thomas edison berserker? The queen of lumens? Slayer of light bulbs? Nobody leaves lights on like her.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:11 PM
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LED lights make these things less alarming.
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen, Champagne Communist at March 24, 2026 11:16 PM (lsrsS)
Most of the time it's Venus.
The others are atmospheric issues, or meteors.
Posted by: gKWVE
That's why AL, MI, LA are at the bottom of the list. They know their swamp gas effects.
Posted by: mikeski sneaks in a fart joke at March 24, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 11:16 PM (jmsL3)
Total prog whackadoodle that disowned just about every movie she ever made when she was young.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 24, 2026 11:17 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:17 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:17 PM (V4IXI)
Most of the time it's Venus.
The others are atmospheric issues, or meteors.
I suspect some of the older ones were Soviet satellites that failed before Sputnik. The Soviets were capitalists when they had to be...
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 10:49 PM (oXCz5)
I guess I'm an open minded skeptic on the UFO subject. I know there's possible evidence of ancient aliens, but I think it's more than a coincidence that more recent sightings coincide with the advent of flight and wonder it there's a connection of some sort.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 11:18 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 11:19 PM (jmsL3)
It's like The Thing, your own flesh converted by a virus into an alien parasite with its own root-like anatomy; if you haven't experienced that, maybe getting well-burrowed tick out could be close. Or cancer, maybe? I dunno. Anyway, I got a similar vicarious relief from seeing that stump pulled well out.
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 11:20 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: tRusty Hudson at March 24, 2026 11:20 PM (ZfTMG)
My gun-shame is that I haven't gotten around to loading the .44 Russian rounds for my Spanish revolver yet.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 11:21 PM (rbvCR)
https://youtu.be/hVcjh13WiwA
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:22 PM (ZxPkt)
We will take the conservatives/Republicans. We will send you the illegals. In fact will send 10: 1. Since they are such a boon to the economy and lower crime rate that those dirty Americans it should work just splendidly.
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 11:16 PM (PTDkx)
Then we build a wall around your state so you can't be a Native-American-giver.
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2026 11:22 PM (OmQ3D)
Think you could have just said Dr Pimple Popper.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:22 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)
Strapping young lad is kinda what I call pandemonium metal. They got balls, but damn its chaotic. Sometimes I just can't find the direction of the songs. I only heard hem a few times though.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:23 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 11:23 PM (Bs2Ft)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 10:50 PM (WONhk)
Molasses, apple cider vinegar, ginger and lots of water.
The vinegar if diluted enough should help a little bit with your gut, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 11:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:24 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:17 PM (V4IXI)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:24 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2026 11:24 PM (cYBz/)
I may just leave it for this year out of curiosity, to see if it's the rose- or just the root stock.
Posted by: sal
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If it was all the way to the ground, or within an inch or so, you'll be seeing primroses (the root stock). DAMHIK.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 11:25 PM (8snZr)
The truth is out there. Seriously, I vaguely remember that, and I think we decided it was likely a Starlink train from your description.
Venus and even Sirius are famous for triggering UFO reports from people not familiar with the sky. When Venus gets near inferior conjunction on both sides and gets close and bright at sunset and sunrise, it will do it. Also, a nice conjunction with Venus and Jupiter or others will really do it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 11:26 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 11:23 PM (Bs2Ft
670 million MPH
The fastest manned spacecraft to date is 25k MPH.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:26 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 11:01 PM (OoFl2)
...............
I did this, too. She's too busy to turn off lights, Piper. Thinking about stuff.
Daddy also used to note all the hot water I used when I came home from college after Christmas. He could not believe me when I'd tell him I was colder in MS than out West. He'd argue back: snow. I'd say I was still cold on the farm and round and round we went. I'd dry my hair by the fireplace freezing. Neither of us won that deal as I still took hot baths, too. No care!
I knew I was finally a parent when I turned off the lights in my son's wake. Son the Elder.
He became a mixture of my husband's and my worst things in college. I once thought blood was going to shoot out of my ears I was so mad at him. No doubt our fathers were thrilled.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 11:26 PM (WONhk)
Dig it out with a knfe until it bleeds (it's no longer wart it's you) then fill it with iodine to kill the balance.
Rinse and repeat.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 11:27 PM (jmsL3)
Huh. That's odd. No one's ever said anything about my Weatherbys...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:27 PM (XuXeR)
Gonna add another item to the Bucket List - a trip to New York City to see the sights and some shows! Mr. TiFW DOES NOT want to go, so I am taking along a friend and her lovely daughter. They are very excited - we are using the money that we would have spent for Paul to go to treat them both for going along and "babysitting" me 😂😂😂
So far, we have 4 shows on our list, along with a bunch of touristy sights. Looking for a central hotel that is fancy for us gals. We are going over Mother's Day weekend, so we are going to try and find a fun MD Brunch to go to. There is a MD Brunch cruise that looks promising....
We are going to fly into Newark because it's considerably cheaper. What we save in airfare should pay for a lot of uber/taxi rides!
We are all VERY excited 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 24, 2026 11:29 PM (SRRAx)
So we're really odd...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:29 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March
I have, in fact! You can tell her she has a protégé.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 11:29 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg”
That’s just proof of their superior cloaking technology.
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 11:30 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:31 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Berserker
That's a good term for it.
I like solo Devin better. When he's not doing his wackadoodle comedy albums, anyway. "Ocean Machine," "Terria" (both linked at #91), and "PowerNerd" are good. "Ziltoid The Omniscient" and the like go too weird.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 11:31 PM (VHUov)
Dig it out with a knfe until it bleeds (it's no longer wart it's you) then fill it with iodine to kill the balance.
Rinse and repeat.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 11:27 PM (jmsL3)
Yikes! Or use the acid treatment and every step is painful for a week
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 11:31 PM (RkMzg)
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 11:30 PM (PTDkx
So Romulans ?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:32 PM (V4IXI)
What if we're the most advanced life in the entire universe and they are waiting for us to visit?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:33 PM (viF8m)
I could never say anything about hot water usage! I am so grateful for our tankless hot water heater.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 11:33 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 11:33 PM (rbvCR)
Apollo 10 return trajectory, 24, 791 mph (11.08 km/s). Manned distance record was set by Apollo 13 on their ill-fated mission when they had to do a free-return of 248,655 miles. They had already made course corrections off of the free-return before the SM explosion, requiring the LM burn to put it back on -- if that had failed, they would've been fucked.
If Artemis II flies, it will break both by a smidge, return speed exceeding 25K mph by a little bit, and distance beyond the Moon an appreciable bit over Apollo 13.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 11:34 PM (w6EFb)
Do try baked goods. There's something in the water (or not) that can't be imitated. A real bagel or knish (Yonah Schimmel's...yum) is a treat...
Also, it's pronounced "house - ton" street. Not Houston...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:35 PM (XuXeR)
What if we're the most advanced life in the entire universe and they are waiting for us to visit?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:33 PM (viF8m)
Based on universe expansion we are at least a billion years behind from theoretical life beginning on the first planets to form.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:36 PM (V4IXI)
We're number one!
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:36 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 11:36 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 11:37 PM (jmsL3)
The problem with military, especially anything to do with aircraft, never mind nukes, it was a total career ender to start talking about UFOs. They were selected for stable individuals and constantly monitored for problems, alcoholism, psychological issues etc. “You didn’t see anything. Got that?”
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 24, 2026 11:37 PM (kEIJE)
What if we're the most advanced life in the entire universe and they are waiting for us to visit?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:33 PM (viF8m)
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Our galaxy is a hundred thousand light years across. There may be a wait. I'm watching some youtube videos on the scale of the universe; it's just beyond comprehension...
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 11:38 PM (RkMzg)
Fastest spacecraft to date is the Parker Solar Probe which hit 430K mph (heliocentric). It dipped close to the Sun and needed to be hauling ass -- don't want to linger too close.
Now, that is just 0.064% c.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 11:38 PM (w6EFb)
—a Divine Counselor
https://youtu.be/3KFTm9vmZDI
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - so there y'go at March 24, 2026 11:38 PM (jrd4M)
We are all VERY excited 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 24, 2026 11:29 PM (SRRAx)
Almost in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:40 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Turn on, Tune In, Drop Out at March 24, 2026 11:41 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 11:33 PM (OoFl2)
He would have loved one of those!
I loved him a lot and he loved me back, so the arguments were half hearted as he knew I would ignore him. Hilarous man and fun all of my life, that crazy Marine Southern Gentleman. I was his only daughter, which he was probably thankful for.
I think he liked a good argument now and then and missed me when I was out of state. No one else to argue with (mother and two brothers didn't).
Me and my ancient immune system need to go to bed. The 7mo baby girl who gave this to me is unfazed as I saw Her Royal Highness yesterday.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 11:41 PM (WONhk)
We are all VERY excited 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 24, 2026 11:29 PM (SRRAx)
See if you can find out who's buried in Grant's tomb....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 11:41 PM (QGaXH)
In the Star Trek universe they are limited to just a parsec of our galaxy the Milky Way.
Depending what study you look at there are over 200 billion galaxies.
Mind blowing
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:41 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March
I have, in fact! You can tell her she has a protégé.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 11:29 PM (OoFl2)
I'll never get her to turn lights off. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg”
That’s just proof of their superior cloaking technology.
Posted by: Ripley
>Maybe they've always been here and we're just chattel. Does a pig know when he's going to slaughter for tasty bacon?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 11:43 PM (Wnd0C)
Can download on the net for free. There is also a weird association with the cattle and livestock mutilations and the nuclear missile site anomalies. There was a rash of the cattle mutilations in the 60s and 70s, very very weird shit.
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 24, 2026 11:43 PM (kEIJE)
It takes some work to just being to get your mind wrapped around the scale of the observable universe. You can't see it all in one step. You need a series of relative comparisons, a long series of them, which works out to flyspeck on a flyspeck on a grain of sand on a virus particle, etc, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ironbound Ida at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (oftw2)
And anybody who tries to become his own grampaw is in BIG BIG trouble.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (D4x+R)
This is where religion and science intersect. Hard to think of where any of the major religions, not just Judaism or Christianity, don't put the humanity on earth that was created by God in the entire universe He created not just first but uniquely mentioned. In the beginning and all that.
My Bible doesn't talk a lot about life being created a billion years ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: steven at March 24, 2026 11:46 PM (QOrsj)
Another similar one is sometimes called "crypto-terrestrials". They are some species, some body who has been here, at least in the Solar System for a long time, observing and doing their own thing and they aren't too interested in "first contact". Could be native here from a very ancient age, or could be ETs who came here a long time ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 11:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 11:23 PM (Bs2Ft
670 million MPH
The fastest manned spacecraft to date is 25k MPH.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
That’s 0.0037% of the speed of light.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 24, 2026 11:48 PM (Jc4hv)
Mossad Commentary
@MOSSADil
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B-52 bombers over Iran: airstrikes reportedly hit Alborz Industrial City in Qazvin, a key hub tied to regime-linked military production.
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It doesn't really seem like the bombing has stopped. Given the fact that it's not really clear who President Trump is negotiating with, I wonder if it's not more likely that the talk of negotiations is misinformation aimed at getting surviving parts of the regime to turn on each other?
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2026 11:48 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 11:49 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Case at March 24, 2026 11:49 PM (pvf3X)
Some recent declassified reports indicate the apparent ability to fly underwater, or emerge from the ocean.
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 24, 2026 11:49 PM (kEIJE)
And anybody who tries to become his own grampaw is in BIG BIG trouble.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (D4x+R)
That's one of my pet theories too. Also time travel explains things like ghosts - beings from the future unable to communicate or interact with the physical world because it's their past and therefore unchangeable. Meaning you can't go back in time and interact or change things, just observe.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 11:49 PM (QGaXH)
Does your Bible say it's silly not to believe there is other life beyond earth?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:50 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:52 PM (ZxPkt)
No, and I didn't say that. In fact I said just the opposite. What I said was we might be the most advanced civilization in the universe.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:52 PM (viF8m)
I’m too lazy to look up the reference but somewhere in the Psalms IIRC it says: The heavens declare the glory of God and the firmament showeth his handiwork
Elon Musk is an amazing genius but if he thinks we can become a galactic species he’s being delusional
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:52 PM (xT8gx)
There is "about" Avogadro's Number of stars in the observable universe (give or take an order of magnitude depending on some assumptions 10^22 - 10^24 range).
Now, that's another contrast of scale and density. There are that number of water molecules in 1 mole of water, or 18g. That's a small volume.
This shows how incredibly sparse space is on the scale beyong clumps of matter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)
My Bible doesn't talk a lot about life being created a billion years ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (viF8m)
Oddly enough, a movie, 'The Matrix' shaped my thoughts on the subject of 'reality'. Perhaps everything we think of as the physical universe was created by the Almighty as a means of interacting with us. Since He can't interact with us directly, apparently, this is for our benefit.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 11:54 PM (QGaXH)
No, and I didn't say that. In fact I said just the opposite. What I said was we might be the most advanced civilization in the universe.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:52 PM (viF8m)
In an infinite universe full of infinite possibilities the idea that life only exists on this rock seems kind of silly.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 11:55 PM (V4IXI)
what is the object of the exercise?
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:52 PM (ZxPkt)
To give man an interface to interact with God. (Hypothesis)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 11:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Ironbound Ida at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (oftw2)
This is fact.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:58 PM (snZF9)
286 The nuclear missile silos in the Western US had several well documented shutdowns in association with UFOs in the 1960s. They ordinarily used mains power electricity, diesel generator backup, and battery banks. In one incident, everything was down, inop, even the batteries were drained.”
This makes me remember one of the weirdest sights I ever saw, and again I won’t say what it was because I have no idea. When I did oilfield work I would often drive a long ways to get back home in the wee hours of the morning.
So I was driving across North Texas countryside about 2 am, clear sky, nice temperature, springtime like now. Nobody on the road but me. The road ran down into a little valley and up ahead I saw silhouetted against the horizon some high voltage transmission lines running across the valley, the road passed under them. (Cont’d in part 2).
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 11:58 PM (D4x+R)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:58 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: publius
A quick AI check tells me that the universe is approximately 99.99999999999999999958% empty.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 11:59 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 24, 2026 11:59 PM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 11:59 PM (VHUov)
That's all filled by Dark Matter.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 25, 2026 12:00 AM (V4IXI)
And anybody who tries to become his own grampaw is in BIG BIG trouble.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (D4x+R)
That's one of my pet theories too. Also time travel explains things like ghosts - beings from the future unable to communicate or interact with the physical world because it's their past and therefore unchangeable. Meaning you can't go back in time and interact or change things, just observe.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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NetFux has a Thai miniseries titles "Don't Go home" or something like that. Starts out spookie ghosties and turns into technological paradox.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 12:01 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 12:01 AM (Jc4hv)
what is the object of the exercise?
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:52 PM (ZxPkt)
According to the Westminster confession of faith, God created the universe “for the manifestation of the glory of his eternal power, wisdom, and goodness”
IOW, to demonstrate his glory
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 25, 2026 12:01 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
>Elon is a great facilitator. He's been subsidized and financed under great scrutiny and basically comes thru with results because of the resources and people he supports. Where it takes us is open, and other people, teams of people, will choose our destiny.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 25, 2026 12:01 AM (Wnd0C)
And anybody who tries to become his own grampaw is in BIG BIG trouble.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (D4x+R)
Temporal wars are a bitch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 12:02 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 25, 2026 12:03 AM (V4IXI)
flying at the speed of light, it will take you 2.5 MILLION YEARS just to get to Andromeda, the next galaxy over from us
it's nuts
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 12:03 AM (ZxPkt)
Another similar one is sometimes called "crypto-terrestrials". They are some species, some body who has been here, at least in the Solar System for a long time, observing and doing their own thing and they aren't too interested in "first contact". Could be native here from a very ancient age, or could be ETs who came here a long time ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 11:48 PM (w6EFb)
Like the ones the Sumerians seemed to have written about a lot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 12:05 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 25, 2026 12:06 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 25, 2026 12:03 AM (V4IXI)
Well that's no fun! That means we'll never know how the pyramids were made and by whom and why; or how and why those giant figures observable from the air came to be or even if she really said 'let them eat cake' or if Shakespeare was one person or a committer or even if he was a guy.....I could go on.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 25, 2026 12:06 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: 13times at March 25, 2026 12:06 AM (M+SOm)
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 11:59 PM (VHUov)
That's all filled by Dark Matter.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
No, it is filled with the Aether.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 12:07 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: JQ
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Back to battery life. I miss spoke about the charger. Before connecting the ground wire I put it on the charger for twenty minutes at 2amps.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 12:07 AM (jmsL3)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 25, 2026 12:07 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 25, 2026 12:07 AM (EP7Sw)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 12:08 AM (jmsL3)
More whining (or whinging for our Brit and Canuck morons) than singing. It's a wonder that his albums didn't thank his vocal coaches: Wily Coyote and Tom Cat.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 25, 2026 12:08 AM (8snZr)
https://is.gd/oxkZeY
You can hit the icon in the lower-right to travel at a leisurely light speed.
Or hit the arrows at the top to scroll to the next snarky message or planet--or the zodiac signs between them to go directly to a planet--at much faster than light speed.
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 12:08 AM (VHUov)
But the thing is, there was nothing visible there. I stopped my car and got out to watch, close enough to hear the electricity crackling.
And it was moving. As I watched, the end point of the electric tendrils slowly moved from east to west across the little valley. Judging by those, their end point seemed to be something about 50 yards long which was completely silent and invisible. After about 10 minutes the show reached the other side of the valley, and it just stopped; and everything was like nothing had ever happened.
Sure looked to me, though, like something had just drained a whole lot of power out of those transmission lines.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2026 12:08 AM (D4x+R)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:58 PM (ZxPkt)
"To glorify God and enjoy Him forever."(Chief end of man).
I was Presbyterian all of my life til a week ago when I converted to Roman Catholic. We had to memorize part of the catechism as well as Bible verses that are still with me.
On the other hand I can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday, but some things I remember.
Good night, sleep tight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 25, 2026 12:08 AM (WONhk)
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to what end
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:58 PM (ZxPkt)
Q. What is the chief end of man?
A. Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy him forever.
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Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 12:08 AM (Jc4hv)
See this is why LSD was invented.
Seriously, perspective is everything. We don't know what's out there but the popular belief is that there are magical beings that life somewhere out there in the universe that are infinitely smarter than us and one of their major missions is to occasionally drop in here and do anal probes. Not a lot evidence that's happened but the belief persists.
There's no doubt life is out there in some galaxy but it could be plants or some lower life form. No reason we couldn't be at the top of the food chain. We've been looking and listening for a long time and nobody has called yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:10 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: The best reason to do anything at March 25, 2026 12:10 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: mikeski
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Is the area between to solid objects nothing or is it something else?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 12:10 AM (jmsL3)
Posted by: scampydog at March 25, 2026 12:11 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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At a speed of one minute per minute.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 25, 2026 12:11 AM (8snZr)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:24 PM (viF8m)
Thanks for making my point, Roc.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:12 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Thanks for the info. It's raining for the next few days, so not messing with the truck for a while. It's parked outside.
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2026 12:12 AM (rdVOm)
flying at the speed of light, it will take you 2.5 MILLION YEARS just to get to Andromeda, the next galaxy over from us
it's nuts
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 12:03 AM (ZxPkt)
Yeah it just makes your head hurt thinking about the size and scale of the universe, not to mention all the weird shit going on in it. You see these pictures of one tiny piece of the sky and there are whole clusters of galaxies in them that are millions of light years away from each other. I managed to see andromeda with my telescope when I was into that stuff. It was weird, not real clear because the human eye can only process so much light, and my telescope was only 10", but it was there. I'm thinking thats just fucked up, I'm seeing something that happened 2.5 millions years ago. Crazy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 12:12 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JackStraw
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That's what Musk said.~
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 12:13 AM (jmsL3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 12:14 AM (jmsL3)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Das ist correctish.. oH weit...
Posted by: weft cut-Einstien at March 25, 2026 12:15 AM (diia5)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 24, 2026 11:29 PM (SRRAx)
My theater district knowledge is way out of date. Russian Tea Room would have been my rec for MD brunch. Recall that I am old.
OTOH, the best Chinatown experience in the country is still 17 Mott Street. I've been to San Francisco, Los Angeles, Boston, Baltimore, and New Orleans. They all have their bright spots, but the absence of Wo Hop is apparent to anyone blessed to have dined there.
It is not fancy. Housed in a basement, it boasts no view (the better to focus your attention on the food). Simply the best steamed dumplings, won ton soup, beef/chicken/pork lo mien, and squid w/spicy salt (think Chinese fried calamari). It is one of the few places in Chinatown that has a line out the door, and it's been that way since I've been going regularly since the early 80's..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 25, 2026 12:15 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:10 AM (viF8m)
We might not have reach out far enough yet. If we were broadcasting for 100 years we only reached out 100 light years into space, and if somebody heard us it would take another 100 years to get a response.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 12:16 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2026 11:48 PM (vSvIl)
There is no unified Iranian government and military. The cohesion was destroyed in the first 12 hours and the "mosaic defense" was designed to keep fighting even if the center was killed or captured. The Iranian Revolutionary state was developed as nearly independent silos, and some of them are still functional, and some are still fighting since there is no one to tell them to stop.
We are fighting a Hydra, and the tactic may be to find someone who can convince them to lay down their arms for a better future.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 25, 2026 12:17 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:10 AM (viF8m)
THAT, some would argue, provides further evidence of the aliens intelligence and good taste.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 25, 2026 12:17 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 25, 2026 12:03 AM (V4IXI)
Gödel showed Einstein that it was possible to create metrics that allow time travel. You can do it with a spinning black hole. The extreme angular momentum typical of a rotating black hole is absolutely necessary. This has not been confirmed by experiment.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 12:19 AM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)
what is the object of the exercise?
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:52 PM (ZxPkt)
To create a concrete frame of reference.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)
He whistles for Silver and whispers something in his ear.
A few minutes later Silver comes back with a beautiful naked blonde on his back.
The Masked Man whispers again. Silver brings a smokin' hot brunette.
He tries a third time, and Silver shows up with a redhead.
Finally the Lone Ranger's had enough. "POSSE, YOU MORON! POSSE!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2026 12:20 AM (IG3/x)
If you're reaching out to populate the solar system, Musk and Bezos could shave years off of the timeline.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 25, 2026 12:21 AM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Braenyard
Nature does abhor a vacuum. The empty space between galaxies has about one hydrogen or helium molecule per cubic meter. The rest of it is nothing at the macro (atomic) level.
Maybe there's "something" at the quantum level. Or some lower level we haven't discovered.
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 12:22 AM (VHUov)
That's the thing about infinite. There is no end. And there is no end to the infinite number of possibilities for life.
Everything on earth is measurable in some way. Our lives are kind of built around measurements. But there is no end to universe and that is a tough concept to deal with.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:22 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Happy at March 25, 2026 12:23 AM (QZkUY)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 25, 2026 12:17 AM (rbvCR)
Reminds me of WWII Germany as opposed to Japan. Japan we had someone with authority to tell the military to lay down their arms and surrender. Had we taken out the Emperor prior to that surrender order going out, we'd probably still be fighting them.
Germany - I don't think Hitler ever gave a surrender order. They just surrendered on their own as I recall.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 25, 2026 12:23 AM (QGaXH)
We might not have reach out far enough yet. If we were broadcasting for 100 years we only reached out 100 light years into space, and if somebody heard us it would take another 100 years to get a response.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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They are on the way monitoring our transmissions and modifiying their assault weapons as they travel.
They are coming.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 12:23 AM (jmsL3)
Reminds me of that Imperial Japanese Army officer that was still fighting the 1970s on some remote Pacific island. They had to find his wartime superior officer in Japan and fly him out to the island to convince the guy that the war was over.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 12:24 AM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: JackStraw
THAT, some would argue, provides further evidence of the aliens intelligence and good taste.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Obligatory meat:
https://is.gd/MjORcc
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 12:25 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: ploome at March 25, 2026 12:25 AM (AExpd)
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 12:26 AM (VHUov)
That is spacetime. Generally dubbed the vacuum. Not just WTF that actually is, well, it's something. Empty spacetime is something.
There is mindblowing shit about the "vacuum" that I only vaguely recall what little I actually knew. You've heard of Hawking radiation. Well, via the Equivalence Principle, there is also Unruh radiation.
Take a path of flat Minkowski spacetime. Completely empty. Now, construct an accelerating reference frame. That accelerating (Rindler observer, if you want to sound sophisticated like you know what you're talking about, which I don't
) observer no longer sees a vacuum, but an actual EM radiation field. When you add all the other quantum fields in there (color and the other shit) he may see other shit.
We can say that Unruh is entirely "coordinate artifact", I think, since that's just an accelerating coordinatization of flat spacetime. Yet, Hawking, existing with "real gravity", real curvature, is thus real.
Even when I could remember this shit, I still didn't understand this, other than it was mind blowing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 12:26 AM (w6EFb)
A) never watched The Breakfast Club.
2) that claw would never have been able to deal with my silver maple stump.
iii) there is no iii
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 25, 2026 12:26 AM (5qe7C)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 11:54 PM (QGaXH)
There is a theory that the Matrix is a reframing of the Gnostic heresy, but I never heard that one. Interesting.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2026 12:27 AM (rbvCR)
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And then when Gödel’s wife became sick, she could no longer take care of him. Like, feed him dinner. He died of starvation as a result. True story.
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 25, 2026 12:28 AM (5dzh4)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 11:18 PM (QGaXH)
In ancient times, people watched the sky a lot. No electric lights, no TV, no internet. They had names for all the stars. Nowadays, people scarcely look at the sky, so anything that doesn't fit their preconceived notion of how the sky is supposed to look gets branded as a UFO.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 12:28 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ironbound Ida at March 24, 2026 11:44 PM (oftw2)
This is fact.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:58 PM (snZF9)
Unless describing one's departure. FWIW, Ironbound remains a hidden gem...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 25, 2026 12:28 AM (nbLIj)
a universe appeared
we don't know how
but it has conditions that allow for life to happen
and it takes a little under 5 billion years to go from newly formed rocky planet, to intelligent beings having basic space travel
good night
watch out for those flying saucers
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 12:28 AM (ZxPkt)
Atom. Not molecule. I blame it being almost midnight.
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 12:26 AM (VHUov)
It's getting late for me too even though I'm on the left coast.
Thank you everyone for an interesting and thought provoking discussion.
Good Night All.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 25, 2026 12:28 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Just the Punchline
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Or to discover where they are and bomb the hell out of them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 12:29 AM (jmsL3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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At a speed of one minute per minute.
In flat space time (special relativity) this is always true for you using a clock that that is co-moving with you. But how time passes elsewhere is a different story, especially if your speed approaches the speed of light.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 12:29 AM (Jc4hv)
Indeed. And read the story of him getting his citizenship, sponsored by Einstein and someone else. At the hearing, he went off a rant that he'd found a logical flaw in the US Constitution. Einstein did a face palm. The judge was just amused, saying boy these mathematical geniuses are really nuts, ain't they.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 25, 2026 12:17 AM (rbvCR)
Some accounts on X are reporting about horrible infighting happening inside the remaining Iranian leadership. No one agrees on who is in charge, who can negotiate, or whether they even should negotiate. The sources say they’re all at each others throats over it.
Oh but no way could Trump be smart enough to have foreseen this happening. Not at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2026 12:30 AM (D4x+R)
Posted by: 13times at March 25, 2026 12:31 AM (M+SOm)
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 11:59 PM (VHUov)
The universe is an incredible volume of absolutely nothing garnished with a smear of Hydrogen, and a mere smattering of other, more complicated stuff.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2026 12:32 AM (rbvCR)
Suppose you and I start out at some place and agree to meet at another destination later in the day. We get to there later, we compare odometers and find they are different. You travelled a longer distance than I did. We would not find that surprising. You simply took a different, longer path than I did.
Now, that's how time works as well. That blows Newtonian intuition away, granted, but it's the exact same thing. We take different paths through spacetime, and thus accumulate different proper times along the way.
I don't think of the Twin "Paradox" as time travel because of this. One twin just takes a shorter path, and thus less time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Light pollution obscures most of the sky.
Get far enough into the boonies and a high elevation it is quite impressive to see that stars have color.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 12:33 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 12:35 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:22 AM (viF8m)
If you could travel 1 light year per second it would take 1000 years to reach what they think is the edge of our universe, and it might not actually be the edge. Its only where our actual limits to "see" bring us. The shit could go on forever.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 12:36 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 25, 2026 12:03 AM (V4IXI)
That reminds me, today (Tuesday the 24th) was the 75th birthday of Dougie Thomson, bass guitarist of Supertramp, as I mentioned in the Tech Thread. There I linked to "School," which Brave AI offered as one of the best examples of his playing, but here I will link to another one on that list. Sci-fi authors use this title as a euphemism for when a time-traveler gets stuck in the past, his time machine is kaput, and he has to...
Supertramp - Take The Long Way Home (Live In Paris '79) [4K]
https://youtu.be/RKgXNt6MhwQ
Posted by: SciVo at March 25, 2026 12:36 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Kindltot
Which is why in astrophysics, there's hydrogen, and there's helium, and there's "metals" (everything from lithium on up.)
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 12:37 AM (VHUov)
In a given location, all things being equal, can the sky be “darker” or better star gazing due to factors I’m not aware? Let’s say it’s the new moon, sky is as dark as it’s gonna get.
Is it seasonal, or periodic somehow?
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 25, 2026 12:37 AM (5dzh4)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:22 AM (viF8m)
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I have no problem with that. The concept of there being no beginning is what I can't fathom.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 25, 2026 12:38 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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long ago, I enjoyed camping in the Utah deserts, where night is so dark and starry, you can experience starlight. Very soft and faint, but it's a thing.
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 12:39 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 25, 2026 12:39 AM (hZjMx)
Get far enough into the boonies and a high elevation it is quite impressive to see that stars have color.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 12:33 AM (/lPRQ)
When I used to go out to the sturgis rally every year we camped the first 2 years. We camped in the black hills and when I looked up at the night sky it was like looking at the sun through a screen door. The stars were practically touching each other and you couldn't make out the constellations because of all the stars. The milky way was so dense it looked like a gas cloud. I'll never forget that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 12:40 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2026 12:08 AM (D4x+R)
Friend of mine in Alberta, a pilot, and good observer, saw corona discharges on an HVDC power that runs near his place. He called to the power company to report it. Response: "that's funny, that line has not even been energized yet."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 12:41 AM (8zz6B)
Doesn’t make any sense to me. Used for determining Solstice?
Posted by: Chilliwack at March 25, 2026 12:41 AM (5dzh4)
Germany - I don't think Hitler ever gave a surrender order. They just surrendered on their own as I recall.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 25, 2026 12:23 AM (QGaXH)
Admiral Doenitz gave the order to surrender, but by that time there was nothing much left to fight with. No gas, no food, no resupply, and everyone was trying to surrender to the Americans to avoid the Russians. The "werewolf" plan was not done because of the shock of losing, and then the Allies gave them the Communists to chase instead of insurgency.
There was a rumor of a resurgent Nazi party by old SS troops in the west in the 50's, but supposedly they all got told to knock it off, and the prosecution of them was declined because the court found there were so many government agents acting as provocateurs among them it was found impossible to figure out if it was an organic movement or created by the security services.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2026 12:42 AM (rbvCR)
But I prefer Sixteen Candles for this general kind of 80s movie. Weird Science is inferior to both but fun.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2026 12:43 AM (yjflf)
Unless someone can come up with a plausible explanation of what comes after the edge of the universe, and in all of human existence nobody has, then the universe goes on forever. Infinitely.
Seriously, think about it. If there is an end to what we call the universe, what's on the other side?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:43 AM (viF8m)
It is. You've got your basic "seeing", which has to do with the state of the atmosphere. Is turbulence and temperature variations and all that afoot big time, or is everything nice and stable.
Winter, as a general rule, can offer the best seeing, with colder denser air. When it's clear. Then you got things that interplanetary dust (Zodiacal light), not to mention terrestrial dust, jet stream behavior, and all that.
So, there are sesonal factors that affect seeing, and then just random factors than come and go.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 12:43 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 25, 2026 12:17 AM (rbvCR)
Some accounts on X are reporting about horrible infighting happening inside the remaining Iranian leadership. No one agrees on who is in charge, who can negotiate, or whether they even should negotiate. The sources say they’re all at each others throats over it.
Oh but no way could Trump be smart enough to have foreseen this happening. Not at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo
I do not have a man inside but would think it very likely that the Iranian "Mosaic" closely resembles traditional state/province boundaries.
Limit comm between these areas, eliminate IRGC within select mosaics, and let the 'Immortals' take control.
Move onto the next.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 12:44 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 12:24 AM (Jc4hv)
Hiroo Onoda. He had been trained as a stay behind agent, and he did that for 30 years. He returned to the home islands, and found it so changed and not respectable next to the 40's that he emigrated to Brazil to live with a Nisei community there.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2026 12:45 AM (rbvCR)
There was real concern in the Japanese leadership about whether a surrender order would be complied with - one reason an imperial radio address - unprecedented event - was done. And there were a few cases of insubordinate post-announcement attacks on Allied forces, though fortunately not many.
And the Allied (US, really) concern about Japanese military insubordination regarding surrender was of course much more intense. This didn't really dissipate until a little bit into the occupation, when it was clear that there would be no major trouble. Quite the opposite in fact, Japanese cultural respect for order, authority, and compliance making it easily the best place to occupy of any.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2026 12:45 AM (U/Byj)
Now, we just need to do that a couple of dozen more times.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2026 12:46 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 25, 2026 12:23 AM (QGaXH)
Admiral Doenitz surrendered, and I believe he was in Hitler's chosen line of succession.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 12:46 AM (8zz6B)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenticular_cloud
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 12:47 AM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:43 AM (viF8m)
That's why there's so many songs about rainbows
Posted by: Kermit the Frog at March 25, 2026 12:49 AM (w/O5Q)
dogs escape
Posted by: ploome at March 25, 2026 12:25 AM (AExpd)
Are you THE ploome that I used to see on LGF?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 12:50 AM (8zz6B)
This is where I fall back on the Bible. I'm a terrible Christian but this makes sense to me as much as anything. I don't pretend to understand God either.
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth"
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:51 AM (viF8m)
In a given location, all things being equal, can the sky be “darker” or better star gazing due to factors I’m not aware? Let’s say it’s the new moon, sky is as dark as it’s gonna get.
Is it seasonal, or periodic somehow?
Posted by: Chilliwack
>I happen to live in a place where you can drive down a highway where there is no town for 40 miles around, only coyotes. If you get out of the vehicle, you can see the Milky Way in all of it's splendor with the naked eye. Ambient light is a factor.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 25, 2026 12:51 AM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: 13times at March 25, 2026 12:52 AM (M+SOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 12:52 AM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 12:52 AM (jmsL3)
That is the limitation of the human mind's imagination, based on Euclidean, flat spatial geometry.
Consider a 2-sphere, the the 2 dimensional surface of a sphere of some finite radius. That is 2D space is closed, finite size, yet no boundary. You can go off in an direction and come back to where you started.
Now, you can have the same with a 3D space, the "surface volume" of a hypersphere, dubbed a 3-sphere.
Now you object, but there's that third dimension for the 2-sphere! It's curved around in that 3D space, that explains it.
Now, here's the key insight. You don't need that higher dimensional space at all. It's just a crutch. You can have that closed 2-sphere geometry existing all of itself. There is no measurement you can make, confined to the surface that can prove or disprove the existence of the higher embedding space.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb)
Didn't the last Japanese holdout stay out in the jungle until the '70s? As I recall, they had to find his old commanding officer and have him come out to relieve the soldier from his post.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2026 12:53 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Kindltot
He could have moved to Honolulu if he wanted that Japanese Old World feel.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 12:54 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 25, 2026 12:55 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 12:37 AM (VHUov)
Stars do a lot of the heavy lifting. The heavier the star the more elements they create. Our sun converts hydrogen into helium, and will probably stop there because it isn't massive enough to create enough pressure from collapse to heat things up to go farther. Massive stars have the mass to convert helium to carbon, then carbon , then neon/magnesium, then sulfer, and eventually to iron. Iron is where it stops and then fooom. Star goes super nova and blows all the shit across the area. A bonanza of elements.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 12:58 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 25, 2026 01:02 AM (wLsnt)
There is quite a devil in those details of where the elements heavier than iron come from. Astrophysicists would just sort of wave their hands that supernova did it.
Turns out they can't make enough. This was known as the gold mystery. What made all the gold in the universe? Turns out the answer is neutron star mergers mostly, but that wasn't enough. They recently discovered magnetar flares account for the rest of it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 12:58 AM (snZF9)
I believe the current model is that elements heavier than iron are formed in supernovas, and then newly-forming stars hoover up all the good stuff scattered by the supernova explosions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 01:04 AM (8zz6B)
Is it seasonal, or periodic somehow?
You want to be on a mountain top (less air above you), far from sources of light pollution, with a dry climate, and a laminar flow of air straight up, if possible. They do studies before they site observatories. It turns out that the study done for Kitt Peak in Arizona was during an anomalously “quiet” time period in terms of seeing conditions. It has not quite lived up to the study that put all those telescopes there. Of course, space is the best place to put a telescope these days, but that has its own difficulties.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 01:05 AM (Jc4hv)
So, that piece of gold jewelry or coin you have? About an 80% chance it was born in the throws of a "hypernova", two colliding neutron stars throwing off a big, but relatively small total amount of mass off in their death throes of becoming a black hole.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
411 Seriously, think about it. If there is an end to what we call the universe, what's on the other side?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 12:43 AM (viF8m)
No “other side” because what we call our universe is just a four dimensional bubble inside a higher multidimensional reality. Things like time are artifacts of this universe, but work differently, or may not exist at all outside of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2026 01:07 AM (D4x+R)
No, that's reality not math.
Unless all of what we know as the universe exists inside the mind of some space giant, who was somehow created by something, everything has an end. Even math problems for that matter. Or unless all we know is just ideas we transmit to each other we exist as real beings and communicate by talking and typing. Otherwise we wouldn't need this place. Or some of you have taken way more drugs than me.
There are two options. The universe has some sort of end in which case there is something on the other side or the universe is infinite. Something can't keep expanding into an area that doesn't exist. And if it exists what's up with over there?
I'm wide open an explanation of what's on the other side but this isn't a math problem, it's a reality problem.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:07 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 01:04 AM (8zz6B)
yeah I read that too, but its the collapse onto the iron core that creates the shock waves that tear it apart, and then like you said it creates the other elements and helps create other stars. I think one of the king shit stellar nurseries is in the orion nebula. Its supposed to have a high concentration of young stars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 01:09 AM (snZF9)
There is no reason reality has to be Euclidean. That's an imposition of the human mind on reality.
Reality doesn't have to be infinite. It can be closed with no boundary. Math is the tool to see that is possible.
By saying it must have an end, your are imposing your own mind on reality, no the other way around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:11 AM (w6EFb)
So what started the bubble?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:11 AM (viF8m)
Same question. If there is no end how could there be a beginning?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:13 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:11 AM (viF8m)
I blame the refried beans. - God
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 01:14 AM (8zz6B)
There was a definitely a beginning. Don't know about an end. But that's for our little bubble of expanding universe, FLWR type spacetime. There is a t = 0 there.
But that's just the current model. Could there have be a "before" t = 0? Yep, there could. But current physics can't address that (there are some ideas, of course).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:16 AM (w6EFb)
I'm starting to think I'm the one who didn't take the brown acid.
I've recently learned I live in a bubble that's actually a math problem.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:18 AM (viF8m)
I'm wide open an explanation of what's on the other side but this isn't a math problem, it's a reality problem.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:07 AM (viF8m)
There is a third option; Space is finite, but has no “outside” because space itself is curved. Space time itself is created by energy and matter, as it expands space expands. If it shrinks (and the theory that says it will is in question now, but I digress) but if it contracts, then space itself will contract until it all collapses into an infinitesimal point where this universe will drop out of physical existence as we understand it, and either go back to where it came from, or recycle.
This universe is not all that there is. In fact it is most probably only a tiny, tiny part of all that there is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2026 01:19 AM (D4x+R)
Posted by: Case at March 25, 2026 01:19 AM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 25, 2026 01:19 AM (Wnd0C)
Now, to talk about scale and mind blowing density and all that. The magnetic field of a magnetar is so large, so mind bogglingly YUGE it's near the quantum limit of a how strong such a field can be (well, that's sort of a tricky thing).
The energy density of that field in the vacuum works out to be many times greater than the mc^2 energy density of a chunk of lead.
It comes out to be about 200 Tsar Bombas of energy packed into every mL of space around the magnetar. That is magnetic field energy in the vaccuum. 50 MT of energy in every cubic centimeter.
How about that to blow your mind.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:23 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:11 AM (viF8m)
as always, malinvestment and the perception of concealed value. Sometimes fraud if you want to be brutally honest.
Wait, what?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2026 01:24 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 01:24 AM (jmsL3)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
I'm trying to remember all this shit. I remember at 1.4 solar masses a star will usually go neutron star, but at some point if it has enough mass it goes straight to black hole. I don't remember that number. It wasn't big, like 3 or 4 maybe. So are 2 neutron stars massive enough to actually go hypernova?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 01:25 AM (snZF9)
It comes out to be about 200 Tsar Bombas of energy packed into every mL of space around the magnetar. That is magnetic field energy in the vaccuum. 50 MT of energy in every cubic centimeter.
How about that to blow your mind.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:23 AM (w6EFb)
Man. If one of those came wheeling by the Solar System, we would witness the Rapture of the Suburbans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 01:27 AM (8zz6B)
My bad. I was mixing up kilonova with hypernova. :eyeroll: Something nagged me when I typed it, but I didn't pay it any attention.
So kilonova are the main source of gold (and others), not kilonova.
Now, the progression of what happens when a star dies vs its mass is a complicated thing indeed, and they don't really understand it at all. If you're interested I can try to dig up some reading links.
Anyway, at some point, you can get collapse straight to a black hole. Get bigger, and there's some range where no remnant would be left behind at all, it would blow itself to smithereens. Get bigger yet, and there's a point where there would be hardly any explosion at all, so massive it would be, a black hole would form and just suck everything in before any explosion could even begin to get out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:31 AM (w6EFb)
Ok. How does space exist into something that doesn't exist?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:34 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:23 AM (w6EFb)
After reading about the black hole merger GW150914 that generated 36 septillion yottawatts of power which exceeded the total light output of all observable stars in the known universe...nothing blows my mind. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 01:35 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:36 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:11 AM (viF8m)
I kinda figure some vast intelligence, in some realm beyond our understanding, pondered the options for a long passage of what might have been time, and finally commanded “Let there be Light.”
And there was light.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2026 01:36 AM (D4x+R)
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Someone earlier mentioned the model of a 2D person living on the surface of a balloon that's being inflated. All 2D guy can see is "space" in his immediate vicinity seems to be getting bigger. He can't see far enough to recognize that a path in a given direction loops back to where he is, and if the expansion is fast enough relative to any speed he can achieve, he has no hope of travelling the path in order to discover that fact.
And he has no hope of perceiving the actual direction of expansion, outward in 3D space, because he only sees in 2D.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2026 01:38 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2026 01:39 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Phil at March 25, 2026 01:40 AM (qmOsv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 01:35 AM (snZF9)
So if we took Stacey Abrams, and loaded her into the Large Hadron Collider, and goosed her up to .97C, and collided her with Whoopi Goldberg, how many yottawatts would we get?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 01:41 AM (8zz6B)
That's one of the grand ironies. Gravity is the weakest of the forces (or another way to put this is the mass to charge ratios of the elementary particles are very low), yet gravitational radiation can produce the most energetic outbursts of all.
If you figure it in terms of mass conversion to energy, you have some large number of solar masses of mass being converted to energy in seconds. And that energy is gravitational radiation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:44 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JackStraw
I kinda figure some vast intelligence, in some realm beyond our understanding, pondered the options for a long passage of what might have been time, and finally commanded “Let there be Light.”
And there was light.
Posted by: Tom Servo
The alternative, just as hard to understand, as explained by Terry Pratchett:
"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 01:47 AM (VHUov)
This blows your mind. Where is the mass in black hole? It's "elsewhere", nothing but an even horizon, and massive curvature left behind. Yet let two of them merge, and some of that "mass" gets spewed out as gravitational radiation. The mass of the merged black hole is less than the sum of the original two. Did it get out from behind the event horizon? Nope, it did not. And that shows how this notion of mass and energy and what you mean by the total doesn't work out exactly as you think it ought to. That is quite a complex thing in General Relativity.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:47 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 01:47 AM (Jc4hv)
@sentdefender
3h
Per a report from the Wall Street Journal, Iran has responded to the Trump administration’s proposal for a ceasefire with demands that far surpass the characterization of maximalist. Iran has demanded the closure of all U.S. bases in the Gulf region, a new Strait of Hormuz framework, that would allow Iran to charge fees for vessels that transit, the end of all sanctions on Iran, an end to Israeli operations against Lebanese Hezbollah, and no discussion on Iran’s ballistic missile program. Such demands have been called ridiculous and unrealistic by U.S. officials
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Guess he's just going to "bomb their little hearts out'.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 01:49 AM (jmsL3)
Another crazy non-Newtonian thing those mergers do with gravitational radiation is the asymmetry gives the center of a mass a kick. Two black holes merge and the center of mass kicks off, pushing against the gravitational radiation it's emitting.
They've seen this when galaxy mergers. The two central black holes merge and the merged product gets a high speed kick away from the center, flying off to the side.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:31 AM (w6EFb)
Its some stupid number, maybe 30 or 50 solar masses, or some shit. So massive it just becomes a black hole at it's collapse. I have a shit ton of books on this stuff, and rarely did my head not hurt after reading them. I go nuts trying to squeeze an extra 5hp from a harley engine and then I read about shit like this. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 01:53 AM (snZF9)
The Japanese Joint Staff has announced that the Japanese Air Self Defense Force Southwestern Air Defense Force scrambled fighters to deal with a suspected intrusion into Japanese airspace over the East China Sea and the Pacific Ocean.
Likely Chinese aircraft.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 01:55 AM (jmsL3)
@sentdefender
3h
Per a report from the Wall Street Journal, Iran has responded to the Trump administration’s proposal for a ceasefire with demands that far surpass the characterization of maximalist. Iran has demanded the closure of all U.S. bases in the Gulf region, a new Strait of Hormuz framework, that would allow Iran to charge fees for vessels that transit, the end of all sanctions on Iran, an end to Israeli operations against Lebanese Hezbollah, and no discussion on Iran’s ballistic missile program. Such demands have been called ridiculous and unrealistic by U.S. officials
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Guess he's just going to "bomb their little hearts out'.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 01:49 AM (jmsL3)
Have you ever had an Ex Wife or Girl? When you havee a position of power? when you have Won?
Yeah, this is exactly how they act.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2026 01:56 AM (mP0Kj)
Now, imagine death by strong gravitational radiation. If you were close enough to one of those mergers, the radiation could be quite strong.
Imagine you're floating around in space, in your spacesuit. A high frequency short wavelength gravitational wave passes through you. Your head is compressed with some ridiculous g-force equivalent while your feet are being stretch apart with the same ridiculous g forces, and hump after hump of that passes over you.
You'd be simultaneously crushed and spaghettified, but wouldn't move much. Sort of like imagining some shock wave of pressure and rarefaction passing through, but orders of magnitude stronger and pure gravitational acceleration, not pressure of "stuff".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:56 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Berserker
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Hell, I'm still looking up words from tonight's discussion...
What a *stellar* bunch of Morons!
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)
They say in about 4 billion years our galaxy is going to collide with the Andromeda galaxy. Thats going to be some shit. I can't imagine the power of Sagittarius A star meeting Andromeda's galaxy center. They'll be pulling up lawn chairs all across the universe for that one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 01:59 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2026 02:00 AM (yjflf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 02:00 AM (jmsL3)
That reminds of something else. The "Gravitational Wave of Death". This is a type of gravitational shock wave. Now, there's no known process that could create one that is known about, but it's a solution to the General Relativity.
Think of it as a propagating little burst of curvature that moves through space. It passes over you, you get crushed/ripped instantly. You can't see it coming, because it's moving at light speed, and no information about it can get to you before it does.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
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Nah... I told ya all before: There's the Bar at the End of the Universe, and then... a Denny's or something!
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 02:03 AM (Jc4hv)
What a *stellar* bunch of Morons!
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)
About 30 years ago I was doing an engine for a friend of mine. We were doing a stroker kit. We were out in the garage from the after noon until 4:00 in the morning when we finished. We went inside and made coffee, and I cracked open one of my books on stellar mechanics and was relaxing while he was on the phone with his wife telling her he's leaving soon. He says "yeah we're done, now this lunatic is reading a book about atoms" lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 02:04 AM (snZF9)
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 02:05 AM (Jc4hv)
Andromeda's black hole is much bigger than ours. The Milky Way suffers from black hole micropenis you might say.
And there was something interesting recently about that merger. It may not happen. They refined some measurements and the uncertainty is such it may just be a close pass at first. We'd dance around for a few billion or so more years and eventually merge, but not a direct collision.
It's a matter of probablity. The direct collision could still happen, it's just not as likely as they originally thought.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:06 AM (w6EFb)
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See? I can't even remember *that*. And I didn't bring a towel... so screwed...
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)
Either way, the nigh sky about 4B years from now would be quite spectacular, as you'd see the spiral of Andromeda looming large near our own plane of the Milky Way.
Sun won't be a red giant by then, but life on earth will be impossible. Sun will be too hot, oceans will have boiled.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:09 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 02:00 AM (jmsL3)
And how many of those casualties are the result of enemy action?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 02:10 AM (8zz6B)
Think of it as a propagating little burst of curvature that moves through space. It passes over you, you get crushed/ripped instantly. You can't see it coming, because it's moving at light speed, and no information about it can get to you before it does.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
I bought a book on general relativity. I cracked it open somewhere in the middle, saw nothing but a bunch of mathematical formulas resembling hieroglyphs, closed it back up, and never looked at it again. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 02:11 AM (snZF9)
Per a report from the Wall Street Journal, Iran has responded to the Trump administration’s proposal for a ceasefire with demands that far surpass the characterization of maximalist. Iran has demanded the closure of all U.S. bases in the Gulf region, a new Strait of Hormuz framework, that would allow Iran to charge fees for vessels that transit, the end of all sanctions on Iran, an end to Israeli operations against Lebanese Hezbollah, and no discussion on Iran’s ballistic missile program. Such demands have been called ridiculous and unrealistic by U.S. officials
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Guess he's just going to "bomb their little hearts out'.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Guess that's what he planned all along. Kharg Island, here we come!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2026 02:11 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:09 AM (w6EFb)
That's why Elon wants to go to Mars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 02:14 AM (8zz6B)
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Nah... I told ya all before: There's the Bar at the End of the Universe, and then... a Denny's or something!
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)
This would be a better end to 2001. Contact got that part right: the advanced aliens remake perceived reality to make it psychologically palatable to the human mind. Instead of waking up in some empty space hotel that is like a galactic version of the Overlook, Jim Bowman walks into an Intergalactic House of Pancakes and as they serve his Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity Breakfast, the camera zooms in on two perfectly cooked sunny side up and the opening notes of Thus Spake Zarathustra sound. Space Baby is content.
Stanley really had no idea what he was doing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2026 02:15 AM (yjflf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2026 02:15 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2026 02:11 AM (XJ22o)
Had to be a pirate that named that place. I can just hear it, khaaaaarg ye landlubber.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 02:16 AM (snZF9)
That math, differential geometry and tensor calculus of GR is something else indeed. Funny thing it was invented before it was really needed. It's funny how that works out sometimes.
I only know enough about it to be dangerous. Basically, a glimpse of what is going on.
Don't let that bother you though. If you can find a good qualitative description of what GR and the EFE (Einstein Field Equations) are and what they say, you'd enjoy it.
Gravity is not a force, it's just geometry. As Wheeler put it, matter tells spacetime how to curve, and spacetime tells matter how to move. GR/EFE is the rules of that dance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:09 AM (w6EFb)
Sun has about 5 billion years left I think. Good thing we got the chevy chevette of stars that sips it's fuel. Some of those massive blue giant mofo hemi engines are dead in 500 million years.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 02:19 AM (snZF9)
One statement I saw many years ago about GR/EFE was that determines the geometry of spacetime but not the topology. I did not understand that.
Less than a year ago, in some deep session with Grok on something (black hole "interior" vs "exterior"), it finally clicked what that really meant. Grok quoted something, and the wording was just right to get the mental picture to click in my mind just so.
And that has to do with the questions about is the universe infinite or finite, closed or open (in some sense). That's a question of topology, not geometry, and that depends on "boundary conditions", I'll wave my hands and say.
You can have everything we observe now, and that's not enough to tell the difference.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 02:25 AM (snZF9)
Betelgeuse is just 10 -15 million years old or so. It wasn't even a glimmer in it's Daddy's eye at the time the dinosaurs met their SMOD.
Rigel is even younger. The sky at that time of the dinos looked nothing like it does today. That's something to think about and ponder the time scales.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:27 AM (w6EFb)
They confirmed Betelgeuse had a companion not too long ago. This was suspected and explains some of the variability.
They nicknamed it Betelbuddy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:29 AM (w6EFb)
Rigel is even younger. The sky at that time of the dinos looked nothing like it does today. That's something to think about and ponder the time scales.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:27 AM (w6EFb)
It really is amazing how short lived that star is. Yeah, the way everything is constantly moving in next to no time Orion will look like he's sitting in a wheel chair and the big dipper will probably be called the spatula.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 02:36 AM (snZF9)
They nicknamed it Betelbuddy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:29 AM (w6EFb)
I just saw a video about that recently. I wonder if it will turn out to be a vampire star.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 02:38 AM (snZF9)
Try this book: you get a lot of physics with very little math -
https://is.gd/8x9xic
Link to Amazon.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 02:40 AM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 02:46 AM (Jc4hv)
The earth was rotating a bit faster, mean day about 23.5 hours give or take. There were about 372 days in a tropical year 70 million years ago. That would make 12 months of 31 days each. Dinosaur calendar would've been very nice.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2026 02:46 AM (w6EFb)
Try this book: you get a lot of physics with very little math -
https://is.gd/8x9xic
Link to Amazon.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 02:40 AM (Jc4hv)
Yeah I need a picture book. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 02:46 AM (snZF9)
That book is a little cheaper at ThriftBooks.com, also second edition and secondhand.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 02:47 AM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 25, 2026 02:46 AM (Jc4hv)
Its official name is Siwarha. I wonder what happens if you say that 3 times. Maybe get visited by gas giant stacy abrams.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 02:51 AM (snZF9)
Get far enough into the boonies and a high elevation it is quite impressive to see that stars have color.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 12:33 AM (/lPRQ)
When I was a kid we could look up and see the Milky Way. I can't remember the last time I could see it.
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Before that I tried, and did not do well, to ride with an English saddle (like the one above) around Hyde Park in London. A girl I didn't know talked me into that during our English trip.
This horse wanted to simply gallop back to his stable of rentals and eat. I made an arse of myself (I do this now and then) with many nannies and strangers pointing at me laughing.
Totally out of and beyond my control, but I stayed on the horse, bouncing a lot. The lovely green park was a blur. It was the worst ride, ever, of any skill I had.
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Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2026 07:43 PM (syz1S)
His terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Ian S.
If someone is so stupid that they cannot get a copy of their BC (or equivalent) or want you to believe that a significant number are that stupid then they should not be voting in the first place.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 07:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 07:40 PM
I went into Boston, showed up at the Registry of Vital Records, and had one in my hand in about 5 minutes. Done. This is not difficult.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 07:45 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)
Where did her grunting easter pig DNA come from?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:46 PM (snZF9)
Velcro kitteh takes his milk seriously.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
[Your "Moron & Sydney Sweeney" joke goes here.]
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 07:46 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (XMwZJ)
His terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Ian S.
See, repealing the 19th isn't necessary! All the women who are too stupid to find their documents won't be able to vote anyway.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)
Remember, if even one person is adversely affected by something we want, everything needs to scrapped.
Even though those nice black women that help old people vote at the nursing homes would be more than willing to get her ID. Several of them....
Separately, Snowflake's mom Starry just came in for a bit. Beautiful short-haired dark grey cat. I pet her for a few minutes.
The dog is healing nicely.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 07:48 PM (gm9Sb)
I'm late to the party, again. sigh. ha
The movie's concept of that ark having magical powers is ... interesting. New Testament says the real power is in Christ Jesus, and we of the body of Christ (Christians) have all power, we are more than conquerors.
imo, there are no superpowers hidden in some cave with The Ark. We as Christians already HAVE the Superpowers, and we are not dependent on some interesting but ancient relic. But it makes for a good movie I guess, despite the "propaganda" of "OT Supremacy" continuing through today.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 07:48 PM (vbXSk)
Sheepdog experience doesn't mean the same thing to everybody.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2026 07:48 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 07:49 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (1d+x4)
Posted by: FeatherBlade
To be fair, it goes both ways.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (/lPRQ)
Paraphrasing Hillary, this story requires a suspension of disbelief.
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:51 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)
==
she can just go to the county record building of whatever county she was born and get it there, dumbass
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: banana Dream
Cafe has minor HTML issues; here's the stoat video:
https://is.gd/MwP4rJ
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (VHUov)
Paraphrasing Hillary, this story requires a suspension of disbelief.
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (Q+gd/)
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She doesn't have a passport?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (cWLG3)
If only there were a way to get a replacement copy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:46 PM
This about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Arnold Ziffle at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1)
I mean, it *is* on brand for a Jewish director to make an OT Supremacy movie.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 07:53 PM (77rzZ)
Last Crusade of course will be Christian.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 07:54 PM (42xE+)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (1d+x4)
I was born in Newark. Unfortunately it's still there. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:56 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 07:56 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 24, 2026 07:57 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 07:58 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:58 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: gKWVE
Sure, BUT, the vast majority of the audience was Christian, so I put "propaganda" in quotes. It was not advertised as a "Jewish Movie". It was just entertaining fiction, based on denying Christianity?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 07:58 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 07:53 PM
By this logic, Saturday, June 20th, will be Summer's Eve.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 07:48 PM (vbXSk)
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The Ark of the Covenant was just a box with some things in it. A pretty box, but just a box.
It was important because God liked to come down and rest there among His people. The Ark was either lost or hidden (Ethiopia says they have it and no, you can't see it.)
Anyhow, it was ultimately replaced by the Theotokos, which the New Ark, also know as the Blessed Virgin Mary. This rendered the Ark of the Covenant even more superfluous.
So yes, the Nazis would have been able to use it as a footstool or object d'art, but that's about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)
My feeling is riding a horse is like walking, by committee. You submit a proposal as to where you'd like to go, and the horse submits a proposal. The horse then decides which proposal to take. Eating or being scared of something generally wins out. I'm terrible at it. My daughter is getting good and is on her way to going to State in barrel racing.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2026 08:00 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 08:01 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (Cqx++)
How does it deny Christianity? The Ark is an artifact which predates Christ.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2026 08:00 PM (3uBP9)
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It's like riding a bike with a mind of its own. Turn the handlebars and maybe it will, maybe it won't. I had ample opportunity to learn to ride, but I was allergic to all the barn dust and hay and even when the horse did what I wanted, I didn't think it was particularly cool.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:03 PM (ZOv7s)
Pretty sure the Ark killing people who touched it was based on that account of the one un-hallowed not-a-priest-guy who reached out to steady it when the priests tripped carrying it across a stream, and was struck down for his troubles.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 08:03 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 07:58 PM (vbXSk)
Wut ? what the fuck are you pushing ? The Ark is a prominent feature of the Old Testament. The story was told as it was told. Your "interpretations" convey your own nasty little biases. If you want a movie about a Christian artifact, watch Indiana Jones III.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)
Thank you
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2026 08:04 PM (3uBP9)
Wow, I'd never heard that theory. (and I don't believe it, but, OK)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:04 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (Cqx++)
Really? During my separation stuff they recommended it. That was back in 19-mumble-mumble.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (77rzZ)
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The idea of having "false Grails" that kill you is really, really dumb. The whole way they dealt with it was dumb. It's just D&D magic item ("Cup of Infinite Healing") rather than a holy relic that does holy things.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)
This is in the same class as the (more mythical) Grail, and what interests me is that Greco-Roman culture did not seem to have a fascination with magical Objects of Power. With the "grail", the supposed cup used at the last supper, no one at the time would have seen it as anything as a memento. It wasn't a part of their culture to do anything else.
It wasn't until after the fall and a new dark and superstitious age comes that European culture comes to be fascinated by Magic and magical things, possibly a remnant of the old barbarian cultures whose people were now dominant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 08:07 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)
And yet, in all that time, they never told you about Balvenie. Little bastards.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:04 PM (vbXSk)
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It is the position of Catholic, Orthodox and Coptic churches and confirmed in the early councils. Also of Luther and Calvin. I have no idea what the Anglicans are thinking these days.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (ZOv7s)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)
Really? During my separation stuff they recommended it. That was back in 19-mumble-mumble.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Separated 1975. Don't remember anything about it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 08:09 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 08:09 PM (gm9Sb)
"Quantus Insights reported Tuesday that in a Texas Republican Senate primary runoff poll Paxton leads Cornyn 48.8 percent to 41.3 percent, with 9.9 percent undecided. The polling memo also noted that nearly 58 percent of Rep. Wesley Hunt’s supporters are now backing Paxton, suggesting consolidation among non-Cornyn voters following the March 3 primary.
The survey further indicates a relatively firm electorate: 88.1 percent of respondents say they are certain to vote, while 78.7 percent describe their choice as definite. Among respondents Paxton’s supporters appear slightly more locked in, with 88 percent saying their vote is definite compared to 86 percent of Cornyn supporters."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (77rzZ)
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The idea of having "false Grails" that kill you is really, really dumb. The whole way they dealt with it was dumb. It's just D&D magic item ("Cup of Infinite Healing") rather than a holy relic that does holy things.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (ZOv7s)
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They are fun myths though, like the Spear of Destiny. Great fodder for fantasy/sci-fi.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (Cqx++)
Ah, I was 11. Maybe they started mentioning it later, or maybe I just got lucky. The county recorder wasn't at all surprised by the request, though, so I'm guessing a goodly number do it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM
In fairness, they may not know, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM (aTgV0)
He rode for about 16 or do years and he loved it. Two seasons, Fall and Spring, and then they would compete at the fair. We have a display of his rosettes and medals in his room.He's very proud of them.
He's not a big person, 5'4'" but has no fear of horses. He rode some pretty big ones in the therapy. He actually had a horse fall asleep while they were waiting their turn at whatever the exercise was.
Here in this corner of Indiana there is only one place that does therapeutic riding and it is very difficult to get a spot.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:12 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM
Probably depends a lot on whether they're in the group headed by the Africans or the group headed by that woman in London.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM (aTgV0)
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Which argument?
Answer: yes
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:12 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (cWLG3)
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I mean, if you're doing a movie about an archeologist who finds cool stuff lost to history, it's fine. As a kid, I wasn't that into them, but as I got older and into Old Hollywood, I appreciated the retro-30s vibe.
Also that Indy dressed like Gary Cooper in "For Whom the Bell Tolls."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:12 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: runner
Wow, I have no idea what real point you are trying to make. "My own nasty little biases"? lol.
I don't want a movie about a "Christian artifact". I'm looking at Biblical accuracy, not Hollywood taking advantage of people that are ignorant of scripture.
"The Ark is a prominent feature of the Old Testament. The story was told as it was told." OK, but Christians do not live in the O.T. A lot of WW2 was based in Christians versus the Nazi occult .. that is the "story as it was told", imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM
Pfft. It's not like it's longbows vs. crossbows, Mary Ann vs. Ginger, 9mm vs. .45 ACP, or beans or carrots in chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Yes, thank you. God be with you!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:14 PM (+nEug)
Tecumseh,
I hate clowns too.
They've always been scary to me.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (3ek7K)
You both may want to avoid the 'Terrifier' franchise.
Good night. Dishes, stupid stuff, bedtime.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 08:15 PM (Sco7b)
I don't want a movie about a "Christian artifact". I'm looking at Biblical accuracy, not Hollywood taking advantage of people that are ignorant of scripture.
"The Ark is a prominent feature of the Old Testament. The story was told as it was told." OK, but Christians do not live in the O.T. A lot of WW2 was based in Christians versus the Nazi occult .. that is the "story as it was told", imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (vbXSk)
Hebrews 9:4. Accurate enough? Now GTFO.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:16 PM (GD0B3)
My great-great grandfather was named Kansas Nebraska McBride. Everyone called him "K.N." Pure awesomeness.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:16 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM
Pfft. It's not like it's longbows vs. crossbows, Mary Ann vs. Ginger, 9mm vs. .45 ACP, or beans or carrots in chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
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10mm has entered the chat.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM (cWLG3)
Just out of curiosity I went to my county recorder's website and sure enough
- The County Recorder's function is to maintain permanent public records involving a wide variety of instruments. These documents detail transactions involved in: real estate, personal property, mortgages, liens, leases, subdivision plats, military discharges, Public Official bonds, etc. Generally, all of these instruments are recorded either for giving legal public notice of their existence or for safekeeping and future reference.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM (Cqx++)
"And so it begins...
ICE agents storm into our airports to assist the TSA with security. They walk around like the cocks on the block. They hover over the agents as they try to do their jobs. They intimidate the traveling public. They slam women to the floor and handcuff them, in front of their children, all the while yelling profanities.
This is a test. If they can enter our airports and intimidate people, what's to keep them from entering our polling places. This is the beginning and how we react will determine what they do in the future. Republicans pray to their God that the American people do not wake up from this nightmare. Otherwise, there would be hell to pay.
Democrats have offered to fund TSA separately in order to keep the air traffic moving, but Republicans have voted it down several times, at the orders of their leader, Donald J Trump.
There is presently a full-scale attack on our voting system and the Republicans are putting their faith in Donald Trump to save their jobs and careers, by whatever means necessary.
This is where we are on March 24th, 2026."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
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Per the sidebar, if Ace thinks he's going to get away with dissing any aspect of LotR, he's in for a rude surprise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:18 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:19 PM (GD0B3)
"...
they slam women to the floor and handcuff them, in front of their children, all the while yelling profanities.
...
This is where we are on March 24th, 2026."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:17
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They aren't slamming kids to the floor and yelling at them too?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:19 PM (cWLG3)
ICE agents storm into our airports to assist the TSA with security. They walk around like the cocks on the block. They hover over the agents as they try to do their jobs. They intimidate the traveling public. They slam women to the floor and handcuff them, in front of their children, all the while yelling profanities.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Each of those has merit in the right time and place. Except the bean and carrot thing. That is just wrong, cuz then you’re just talking about stew.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM
Personally, I love 10mm. But it doesn't seem to have much traction here. Much like .41 Magnum. Sad!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (+nEug)
Its a tool we can all use. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM
Personally, I love 10mm. But it doesn't seem to have much traction here. Much like .41 Magnum. Sad!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)
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No shortage of it where I am!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (cWLG3)
A local democrat Facebook group is complaining that ICE just stands around, doing nothing at the airports and is getting paid.
They can't decide which narrative sounds worse.
Posted by: jen the original at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (i4hcN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)
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The thing with 10mm is that the platforms that use it aren't particularly interesting or unique, and it's just a little spicier than .40 and costs more.
Now .41 Magnum, by contrast not only is super-expensive and hard to find, but so are the platforms that support it, which is why it is the weapon of choice for trust-funders, investment bankers and oil tycoons.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM
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And was promptly misplaced.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 08:23 PM (u73oe)
A local democrat Facebook group is complaining that ICE just stands around, doing nothing at the airports and is getting paid.
They can't decide which narrative sounds worse.
Posted by: jen the original at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (i4hcN)
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Standing around doing nothing while occasionally slamming women to the floor.. What is happening!!!
Posted by: The Teenaged Girl from Poltergeist at March 24, 2026 08:24 PM (cWLG3)
M misses it. He did some therapeutic work at a local ranch that provides therapy to kids with PTSD, autism, mental and emotional issues. The move during covid just about undid our kid, but grooming and interacting with the horses, feeding the other animals, mucking out stalls helped him so much. No riding there, though.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:24 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 08:25 PM (gm9Sb)
ICE agents storm into our airports to assist the TSA with security. They walk around like the cocks on the block. They hover over the agents as they try to do their jobs. They intimidate the traveling public. They slam women to the floor and handcuff them, in front of their children, all the while yelling profanities.
Wouldnt that be awesome?!?!
I’ve started a campaign to not say “ICE,”. I will take the time and the typing to say, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. And my son#2 is directly supporting them right now. And he’s totally jazzed and so is everyone he works with.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 08:25 PM (A5RD0)
A local democrat Facebook group is complaining that ICE just stands around, doing nothing at the airports and is getting paid.
They can't decide which narrative sounds worse.
Posted by: jen the original at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (i4hcN)
MS Now just ran with this little tidbit.
"Propublica: The parents of 11,000 children born in the US have been detained by ICE."
I wonder why.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 08:25 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:18 PM (77rzZ)
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Until the mimes show up. Then you need clowns as an ally.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:26 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)
Wow. That was really overwrought, wasn't it?
Hysterical.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (zYpTz)
And then I saw the conversion kit to .41 AE. MUST HAVE!1!
Now, about that .41 AE ammo...
(Just kidding, the kit came with a box of these pure unobtanium rounds. Which I have yet to shoot. Maybe this summer.)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)
For extra credit: "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings" True or False? Show your work and don't forget your footnotes.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (wLsnt)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (cWLG3)
This. Its pulp adventure stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The Teenaged Girl from Poltergeist at March 24, 2026 08:24 PM (cWLG3)
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Teddy Kennedy and waitresses?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning
Sweet.
That should cut down on the crowds.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: runner
Well just because you quote some scripture does not make me GTFO. This is from your chapter. There is a "new order".
"But Christ being come an high priest of good things to come, by a greater and more perfect tabernacle, not made with hands, that is to say, not of this building; 12Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us. 13For if the blood of bulls and of goats, and the ashes of an heifer sprinkling the unclean, sanctifieth to the purifying of the flesh: 14How much more shall the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without spot to God, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living God?"
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:29 PM (vbXSk)
With one exception: Bozo, but only the Bozo on Channel 9, WGN, out of Chicago ca 1960's
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:29 PM (nz1sK)
-some thin skinned retard on the Internet
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (cWLG3)
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SPEAR of Destiny. Oops.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:30 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 08:31 PM (viF8m)
With one exception: Bozo, but only the Bozo on Channel 9, WGN, out of Chicago ca 1960's
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:29 PM (nz1sK)
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My wife had a friend who was actually into clowns. It was one of her turn-ons, and she would post about going around with them doing gigs and stuff on social media, and I'm sure no one will be shocked that they're on the perv spectrum.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:30 PM (JkO4W)
Also the Lance of Longinus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
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Stop when we get to the Penis of Paolo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:33 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:34 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 08:34 PM (6ydKt)
-some thin skinned retard on the Internet
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
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I remember those! My grandparents liked them.
That reminds me, I need to kick-start our annual Easter Film Festival. Time to bust out the Heston double feature.
I like both, and "The Ten Commandments" has its moments, but "Ben Hur" is just next level. Of course, that was when Hollywood was still a den of sin but loved making money more.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:34 PM (ZOv7s)
An alternative way to consider 10mm / .40 S&W is to recall that the 'S&W' in this instance stands for 'Short & Weak'. Yes, the 10mm generally available is downloaded, unfortunately, but handloading, and certain cartridges (such as available from Buffalo Bore) remedy that. Properly loaded, 10mm can approach the lower edge of .41 Magnum performance.
Now .41 Magnum, by contrast not only is super-expensive and hard to find, but so are the platforms that support it, which is why it is the weapon of choice for trust-funders, investment bankers and oil tycoons.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:23 PM
Quality .41 Mag ammo can be expensive. The remedy is handloading. I, personally, don't have an issue finding numerous platforms to support it, but, in fairness, most of said platforms are 30 to 50 or a little more years old, and prices were much more reasonable, if you had the foresight to acquire them, particularly during the shift from revolvers to semis, which devalued revolvers unreasonably.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:33 PM (JkO4W)
You know I the HordeTV show, Paolo would just talk to the ladies and rub their shoulders. It'd be Deuce Bigelow, but Latin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)
His terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 07:36 PM (tUj8P)
Can they not cut her in half, and count the rings, to determine her age?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 08:31 PM (viF8m)
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Slotkin robotically asking for promises that ICE agents not ever go near polling places tells me we need ICE agents at all polling places.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)
SEE?????
I told ya clowns are creepy!
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (GD0B3)
Cool story, bro. Did they maybe find the Lost Ark sitting in a crate amid the bombs?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (wLsnt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (8zz6B)
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No! Are you nuts?! You can just pull a core sample.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)
It wasn't until after the fall and a new dark and superstitious age comes that European culture comes to be fascinated by Magic and magical things, possibly a remnant of the old barbarian cultures whose people were now dominant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 08:07 PM (/QdgR)
Perseus stuck the Medusa's head on a shield under a cover so he could reveal it to turn everyone to stone.
sounds like an item of power to me.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (wLsnt)
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No, because it's in Ethiopia. Do try to keep up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (Cqx++)
First Miami, not this. Not good.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (wLsnt)
The Ark is in the US. We all know that.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:39 PM (GD0B3)
You haven’t lived until you been in a clown orgy.
It’s a little cramped with thirty people in the car but once everybody takes their shoes off there’s a little more room to maneuver.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 08:39 PM (6ydKt)
(Just kidding, the kit came with a box of these pure unobtanium rounds. Which I have yet to shoot. Maybe this summer.)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM
Crap, I forgot I was going to scrounge and see if I've got some .41AE brass for you. * scribbles note *
That's going to be a handloading exercise. I can't remember the last time I saw any loaded rounds for sale. I'm not even sure if Starline produces a run of brass every few years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:40 PM (0sNs1)
*honks bicycle horn*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:40 PM (JkO4W)
sounds like an item of power to me.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (8avO+)
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Wow, I missed that. Yeah, no. Greco-Roman culture was OBSESSED with magic. These were people who had to kill a pigeon before they could take a dump.
Sacred chickens, goats, every god had their own type of sacrifice, whole colleges of augurs, no they were VERY into magic.
It's right there in the histories. "In the spring of that year, the Spartans advanced into the territory of Argos, but the livers of the sacrifices were unhealthy, and so they turned back."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Well, I got that "Blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo" although that was gleaned from a bystander.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)
What if she was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus, rollin' down Highway 41?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (8zz6B)
That could be, maybe, four people...'cause those illegals fuck (or rape) like rabits.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
(Chuckles modestly)
"Well, I ain't never had no complaints."
Posted by: Longinus at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (wLsnt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (8zz6B)
Age is the issue, it's birthplace. I've heard that if you remove the brain and weigh it you can determine that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)
All of them are shrieking about. Why would anyone American care if ICE was at a polling place? There are always cops around polling places.
It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to see that Democrats need to cheat to keep power. They are practically screaming it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 08:43 PM (viF8m)
That's going to be a handloading exercise. I can't remember the last time I saw any loaded rounds for sale. I'm not even sure if Starline produces a run of brass every few years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
In stock now.
Only 24 cents each when you get 1000, maybe free-ship too.
They also have .41 special in stock.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:44 PM (/lPRQ)
That's going to be a handloading exercise. I can't remember the last time I saw any loaded rounds for sale. I'm not even sure if Starline produces a run of brass every few years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
In stock now.
Only 24 cents each when you get 1000, maybe free-ship too.
They also have .41 special in stock.
my bad - was thinking 41 mag...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Only 24 cents each when you get 1000, maybe free-ship too.
They also have .41 special in stock.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:44 PM (/lPRQ)
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Who?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (ExV1e)
Pretend there's a 'not' in that statement in the appropriate location.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (Wnd0C)
We talkin' about horses or wimmen, pilgrim?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (wLsnt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:44 PM (/lPRQ)
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Who?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Starline, but that was 41 mag, not DE.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
>Dogs, cats, horses, donkeys and wimmen. When AOC smiles her ears wiggle.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:49 PM (Wnd0C)
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, UNITED STATES
03.22.2026
The Secretary of the Army Dan Driscoll and Sergeant Major of the Army Michael R. Weimer awarded eight meritorious service medals and two Purple Hearts to cadets from Old Dominion University Army ROTC during a private ceremony on March 22, 2026. The cadets from ODU were recognized for their bravery and sacrifice during the March 12 shooting incident in their ROTC classroom.
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So proud of these cadets and grateful to them.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)
I had a big glass of kool-aid earlier. I cannot be held responsible for nonsensical postings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2026 08:51 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:19 PM (cWLG3)
No, they launch them into the air with trebuchets, and catch them with pitchforks. Works for kids; kind of hard with full-grown Spherical Guatemalans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:52 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:50 PM (ExV1e)
Well, at least it was not Flavor-aid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)
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There's one place making .41 AE and they want $3 per round. Nah.
I have to think that at some point Steinel will come out with it. I love their downloaded .45 ACP for shaved Webleys.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Bulg, I love to hear about healing in relationships. Life is too short to argue about stupid things, or be mad about who got what after mom/dad died.
Some people do not want to live in peace, and those people we have to learn to accept but with care, or let them go.
I hope this reconnecting continues for you.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:55 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
He also wielded a wicked Symphonette.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:57 PM (8zz6B)
All three of my nephews are leftist, from what I can tell. The oldest has four daughters, his wife is of two sets of parents, two of them university profs. She proudly declared her "family is a Biden family". Sad because they homeschooled their four "Christian" daughters, and I'm not sure that nephew family doctor is fully on board with her "ideology". They do some Africa outreach.
My older sister was also leftist (gone now, life on SSI), but gave our family the three nephews that are successful, but also leftist. The other sister is full blown Karen, retired teacher. Hard to communicate with them without getting into the political (reality) sections of real life.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:59 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: The Rooskies at March 24, 2026 09:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (Wnd0C)
We talkin' about horses or wimmen, pilgrim?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (wLsnt)
Cats.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 09:01 PM (D4x+R)
Unfortunately, it was like my first ski trips in college. Boys would take me to the top of a mountain, after showing me how to snow plow, and that is not the choice for your first slope, and difficult blue run. I told them on every trip, "I am from Mississippi, I don't know how to ski." They'd all say, "Oh, you can do it!" Nice to have that confidence in me!
I was a po' college girl who could not afford to downhill ski,the passes, equipment or lessons, so we mostly did cross country skiing over the years.
An adult with kids before I had a professional lesson and "just like that" it made sense vs a bf or guy anxious for his next run. "Did the girl make it" was probably the question halfway down at the beer place on the mountain.
I did have a lot of fun, whether skiing or falling down part of the mountain. Youth is a factor of survival.
My grandchildren are on skis from the age of 2yrs with a tether to their father (our son). Ski without poles til about 7yrs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 09:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 09:04 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2026 09:04 PM (qmOsv)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
"Shaved Webley" sounds quite indecent, and shameful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM (8zz6B)
Been One Of Those Days 'round Rancho Webworks. I managed to glean All The News That Fits from the posts, but didn't have a chance to catch up on many of the comments. Catch me up on any interesting developments, Horde-worthy or newsworthy?
Posted by: mindful webworker taps the Moronificial Intelligencia at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:06 PM (0sNs1)
Sacred chickens, goats, every god had their own type of sacrifice, whole colleges of augurs, no they were VERY into magic.
It's right there in the histories. "In the spring of that year, the Spartans advanced into the territory of Argos, but the livers of the sacrifices were unhealthy, and so they turned back."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)
A General in named Claudius once took auspices in his fleet outside a harbor before the Carthaginian fleet. The chickens would not eat so he threw the cages and chickens overboard crying "If they won't eat LET THEM DRINK". Obviously the Romans lost and blamed it on his Impiety.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 09:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 09:07 PM (W/5JY)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (Wnd0C)
We talkin' about horses or wimmen, pilgrim?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (wLsnt)
Cats.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 09:01 PM (D4x+R)
Both back, all the way means it's gonna go off.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 09:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM (8zz6B)
That, or some kind of English dish that should only be eaten on a dare.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 09:10 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:06 PM (0sNs1)
You forgot the part about whispering, "Your sister likes it this way too."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 09:11 PM (wLsnt)
Posted by: mindful webworker taps the Moronificial Intelligencia at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM
Ace assembled a rocking chair for his porch inside, and now has to disassemble it and reassemble outside, since it won't fit through his door. The rocking chair is so he can sit and whittle on his porch, and also "tie lures". CBD found a picture of him whittling with a pukko in the chair on his porch. The timing of that seems a bit sus.
Also discussed were his plans for his first ever outdoor shelving project.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:12 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM (8zz6B)
That, or some kind of English dish that should only be eaten on a dare.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 09:10 PM (0aYVJ)
Oy, would you prefer a Shaved Webley or Spotted Dick? -- British Pub Owner
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 09:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 24, 2026 09:14 PM (eVNgV)
Ace said that he was going to move it outside via the window, if it fit. If there's one thing that a lifetime spent watching westerns has taught me, it's that a chair can always go through a window.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:15 PM (ExV1e)
I know Hispanics get very busy, but 11,000 from one couple?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 09:15 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That, or some kind of English dish that should only be eaten on a dare.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Might be a Cricket play, too.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2026 09:04 PM (qmOsv)
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Niedermeyer?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 09:17 PM (nWPIJ)
The settlement over attorney's fees was reached Tuesday, more than three years after a federal court ruled the First Amendment supersedes the statute and banned the Kentucky city from "either compelling or suppressing Nelson’s photography and writing." Six months ago the court granted summary judgment to Nelson.
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2026 09:19 PM (O7XEN)
Posted by: Stateless
FIFThem.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 09:20 PM (VHUov)
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Any relation to Tangerine Dream?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 09:20 PM (HrRkK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:15 PM
What's the over/under on it fitting?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:22 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
What's the over/under on it fitting?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I'll take "gets stuck halfway."
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 09:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 09:24 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
What's the over/under on it fitting?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
What's wild? He expects it to fit thru a window when it won't fit through a patio door.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:24 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)
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I know -- this is a really dumb question. Do horses have personalities, say, like dogs?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 09:25 PM (HrRkK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 09:25 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 09:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:24 PM (MoLlY)
Maybe Ewok doors are really small.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
No a dumb question. But yes, they do. Like dogs and people. Some are gentle souls. Some are asshoe. Some are like motion lights. Just like people, they only work when you walk by.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:28 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:30 PM (MoLlY)
"You can't tell anymore"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:30 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
>Yes they do. But they're 1200 lbs dogs with no empathy and lack the pack mentality of dogs. They will fuck you up if they're in a 'bad' mood.
A bomb-proof horse is not as common as a lapdog.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 09:33 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:33 PM (OoFl2)
I know -- this is a really dumb question. Do horses have personalities, say, like dogs?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March
Oh boy do they!
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (OoFl2)
Throw in a "calm yourself".
Really helps
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3)
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Kale is revolting !
Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3)
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Heh. A dude I know from church was making that same claim earlier tonight...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 09:39 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 09:39 PM (A5RD0)
Kale is revolting !
Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3)
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Heh. A dude I know from church was making that same claim earlier tonight...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026
It just depends on the kale and what you are doing with it. It can be delicious!
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:40 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 09:42 PM (b4Qnw)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:40 PM (OoFl2)
Imagine a nice, thick, juicy steak with a garnish of kale.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3)
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Heh. A dude I know from church was making that same claim earlier tonight...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026
It just depends on the kale and what you are doing with it. It can be delicious!
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:40 PM (OoFl2)
Yeah, like wrapped with bacon, mixed with weed, and stuffed in a pipe...maybe. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 09:43 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
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Neigh
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 09:43 PM (jmsL3)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 09:42 PM (b4Qnw)
I doubt they bombed brattleboro.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 09:44 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 09:45 PM (jmsL3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)
Where did her grunting easter pig DNA come from?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:46 PM (snZF9)
***
Zbigniew was Carter's NSA. Tells ya all you need to know.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 09:45 PM (2WIwB)
What the hell???
We were promised shooting civilians by now.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 09:46 PM (2WIwB)
>Yes they do. But they're 1200 lbs dogs with no empathy and lack the pack mentality of dogs. They will fuck you up if they're in a 'bad' mood.
A bomb-proof horse is not as common as a lapdog.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 09:33 PM (Wnd0C)
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Thanks. IIRC, in "Lonesome Dove", Captain Call (Tommy Lee Jones), named his horse Hell Bitch. By the way, Tommy Lee is said to be quite the horseman
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 09:47 PM (L/JnU)
Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2026 09:04 PM (qmOsv)
I was a member of the Johnson Space Center team that started the Gateway effort. 2012 or 2013, I've forgotten. It was my primary task until about 2016. The design didn't change very much. Its modular design was made necessary and constrained by how much mass SLS could send to a high lunar orbit. I never expected it to be built. It was interesting work, though, learning about high lunar orbits and working through the design problems. We developed a design that was absolutely feasible, but it had no useful purpose for what it would cost.
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 09:49 PM (5rh/l)
@nikitabier
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Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 10:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:40 PM
That's exactly what a Piper would say,
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 10:02 PM (0sNs1)
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I'm never going on the roads again!
Posted by: JM in Illinois
>Scary shit, not that I'm afraid of death. This happens every day all over the country. It's like people don't understand physics and mortality.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Wnd0C)
Think I'll start the weeken early. A little potatoe juice with my orange.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 10:14 PM (jmsL3)
Democrats Can't Decide Yet Whether Vicious Murderer of Sheridan Gorman Should be Deported or Welcomed to Stay in Our Country Forever
Libs of TikTokThe decision to grant permanent refuge to illegal alien foreign murderers and rapists is a political one. It is a political choice. It is so insane that it seems less like a political choice than a psychotic break, but it is a political choice. And when parties and politicians make political choices, we are allowed to discuss them. We are allowed to point out when those political choices have bad or even deadly consequences. Via Beege Wellborn, J.B. Pritzker is proud to host the Venezuelan murderer and keep him in Illinois and he wants you to stop "politicizing" his elevation of a murderer's comfort over US citizens' safety.
@libsoftiktok New info in the case against Jose Medina-Medina reveals that he was reportedly hiding in the park and shot Sheridan Gorman in the back of the neck as she began RUNNING AWAY. Medina was then identified by CBP using facial recognition software, a technology that Democrat Illinois State Rep. Kelly Cassidy wants to ban. Because of course.
J.B. Pritzker's office just broke their silence on the murder of 18-year-old Sheridan Gorman in Chicago by a previously arrested illegal alien in which they condemn the Trump admin for "politicizing heinous tragedies."
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 23, 2026
Pathetic. pic.twitter.com/NcxxhFG6Fi
Here you are in the same place Sheridan was murdered by an illegal alien you're saying ICE "it wouldn't be good for anyone"
— J (@JayTC53) March 23, 2026
It would have been good for Sheridan Gorman. pic.twitter.com/UxhA9jjcJi
Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden:
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 23, 2026
Sheridan (1was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her" pic.twitter.com/jRIMEBSL5o
HOLY CRAP
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 24, 2026
Hakeem Jeffries says he isn’t sure that the illegal who m*rdered 18yo Sheridan Gorman in Chicago should be deportedpic.twitter.com/p7kQNrY0oU
Bonus: Anti-ICE terrorists find out.Senator Chris Murphy: "The people we care about most, the undocumented migrants"
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 24, 2026
He actually said that
pic.twitter.com/FsEPmWs81U
In real life, it turns out that you can't stalk officials, dox their innocent families, or try to run them over with your car without getting into hot water. What a difference a real DOJ makes! On Monday, the Maine District U.S. Attorney's Office released the most delightful news brief:Believe it or not, she's a Woke White Woman who supports BLM. Luke Skywalker emailed me: "No... That's not true! That's impossible!" Sorry, Luke, it is very true. Also, the paternity test came in and yes, Darth Vader, you are the father!The statement also notes that the FBI investigated the case. Hallelujah! What a giant upgrade from the days when they investigated Catholics and schoolkids' parents! It's also an ice touch -- er, I mean a nice touch that the two illegal aliens who crashed the truck were taken into custody and off the road.
A Thomaston resident pleaded guilty today in U.S. District Court in Portland to assaulting a U.S. Border Patrol agent engaged in his official duties. According to court records, in August 2025, a United States Border Patrol agent responded to a one-vehicle crash in Washington, Maine. As law enforcement conducted a roadside investigation, Olivia Wilkins, 24, came upon the scene in an automobile and parked close to officers. Wilkins voiced concerns regarding Border Patrol's presence in the area, but was permitted to move the vehicle further back from the crash to continue observing law enforcement. As the Border Patrol agent took an individual on scene into custody and began moving the individual to a nearby Border Patrol vehicle, Wilkins quickly accelerated toward the agent, who pulled the individual off the roadside away from the oncoming vehicle. Wilkins stopped the vehicle without striking either the agent or the individual in custody before swerving back into the lane of travel and fleeing the scene. Maine State Police troopers were able to arrest Wilkins a short distance away.
Also see the article for two antifa thugs convicted of stalking federal employees.
According to evidence presented at a four-day trial, on August 28, 2025, the defendants -- while dressed in black and concealing their faces with black masks -- followed the victim from a federal building in downtown Los Angeles to his personal residence. The victim was heading home to his family for an outing that included a surprise for his sons, ages three and seven. The defendants livestreamed on their Instagram accounts their pursuit of the victim and provided directions as they followed the victim home, encouraging their viewers to share the livestream.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e)
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If the Democrats ever regain power in this country, that will no longer be the case.
They will not hesitate to squash any dissent--with deadly force, if they feel it necessary.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)
He probably has already and just doesn't know it.
Posted by: Staunch democrat for the past four election cycles at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)
He probably has already and just doesn't know it.
Posted by: Staunch democrat for the past four election cycles at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (TbWk/)
They're going for the death penalty?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 24, 2026 06:24 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 06:25 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (+nEug)
I dunno. Throw in horsewhipping Pritzker and you've got a deal.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:25 PM (ExV1e)
They will not hesitate to squash any dissent--with deadly force, if they feel it necessary.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (ESVrU)
You just know they're gooning over the UK's criminalizing free speech, and will do the same here at the slightest opportunity. And make no mistake, the cops will go right along with it.
Posted by: BUT BUT BUT THEY TAKE OATHS at March 24, 2026 06:26 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:26 PM (XuXeR)
How is this any different than Fast and Furious?
I mean, it's cheaper.
You don't have to smuggle guns across a border, just the criminals.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (Klk40)
youtu.be/R4wOzbqgfIY
"Look, if you aren't going to take this seriously, I'm out"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (RCbrd)
In the Left Knee.
Tomorrow, we do the Right Knee.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (Klk40)
Posted by: Rep. Sandy Cortes (D) New York at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: BUT BUT BUT THEY TAKE OATHS at March 24, 2026 06:26 PM (TbWk/)
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So will the judges.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (j+aD2)
He should be hung at dawn. I feel I owe it to him.
Posted by: Judge Smails at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (AknkO)
It's fucking exhausting. I loathe the monsters dragging this country to the ground.
*waits for nothing will happen guy*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 06:29 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 24, 2026 06:29 PM (+89TD)
Time and time again, we see that ICE agents are not the monsters the Left makes them out to be.
Posted by: pookysgirl, juggling Lil Pooky and his stuffie at March 24, 2026 06:29 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (j+aD2)
Underneath his clothes, he probably looks like Fat Bastard at the end of the third Austin Powers movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 06:30 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 06:30 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 06:31 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2026 06:32 PM (Q0Z3z)
That's just sensible.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:32 PM (Klk40)
What people in their right mind could vote for these retarded commie scumbags.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (j+aD2)
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weird how his shoulders are narrower than his midsection.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (+nEug)
What a fine women's lib statement: "Might have been in the wrong place..." WUT?
Is this similar to saying a girl in shorts deserves to be rape raped due to the way she dresses?
Scum of the earth to ignore the deaths of Americans in favor of these barbarians who will never assimilate and probably eat stray cats. On an open fire pit in a rental house's livingroom.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 06:34 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:34 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 06:35 PM (2ap+5)
All 3 networks...Air Canada.
Long lines...people want a deal
Airborne to Middle East
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:35 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 06:35 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:36 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX)
>>American citizens have to be vaccinated against everything, but illegal alien murderers?
Legal immigrants need a test and an x-ray to prove they do not have TB, even if coming from Japan, where there is no TB.
Also, there was a recent outbreak in CA of TB and hundreds were exposed. TB is on the rise in the USA. This is serious as it can be a bitch to treat.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 06:37 PM (cUmOc)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (5xUrG)
So, uh.... How 'bout them Hawkeyes? The girls were pretty impressive yesterday, even though they lost by 2.
Posted by: pookysgirl, starting a typical Iowa conversation at March 24, 2026 06:38 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2026 06:38 PM (Q0Z3z)
I hope this doesn't happen. But it would jive with Mark Wayne RHINO gliding into his new job at DHS.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 06:38 PM (FNE2p)
Time and time again, we see that ICE agents are not the monsters the Left makes them out to be.
Posted by: pookysgir
It would have been nicely ironic for Anit-ICE Karen to have run down and killed the illegal alien.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 06:39 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)
Seriously, she came from Japan and had to jump through all kinds of expensive hoops, and because she had lived in UK, she had to get them to send a letter to USA saying she was OK. Safe. A Japanese girl.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 06:40 PM (cUmOc)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Along with all the hallucinogens required to make him believe he could be elected President in 2028.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:40 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 06:41 PM (u73oe)
Where?
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:36 PM (XuXeR
Stories on all three networks. All at the same time.
ABC has the sadzzz because TSA isn't getting paid but the ICE people are.
The story that Trump got a present is on now. Actually, the US got a "very big present" related to the Strait of Hormuz.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 06:42 PM (MIIRH)
Please. Stop. With The Hands.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX)
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Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?
A: Throw in some laundry!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 06:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 06:42 PM (MIIRH)
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Time for my Maker's Mark Metamucil cocktail.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)
He is accusing the Trump administration of tipping the Iran war to unknown people (probably Jooos) so they could buy put options and make money in the market.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 06:43 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:40 PM (Y8DZL)
He takes ketamin with AOC. They kick back and listen to Kenny G.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (g8Ew8)
A: Throw in some laundry!
I think you mean Toaster.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (Klk40)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (XuXeR)
If this isn't a campaign ad for the Republicans, then they are fools.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:45 PM (+nEug)
A: Throw in some laundry!
I think you mean Toaster.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (Klk40)
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Well, after the rinse.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 06:46 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Stateless
The old "We promise not ta do nuffin" over something they can't do anyway.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:46 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)
A: Throw in some
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:47 PM (ExV1e)
The percentage of people who contract and eventually die as a result of TB has been “significantly increasing” in California, the state’s public health department said. In 2010, 8.4% of people infected with tuberculosis died, compared to 14% of TB cases in 2022.
More than 80% of TB cases were due to latent tuberculosis infections progressing to active tuberculosis, which means they could have been prevented with testing and treatment, the public health department said.
Another 8% of cases involved people who came to California with active tuberculosis, and 9% of infections were linked to recent transmission, according to state data.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 06:47 PM (cUmOc)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:48 PM (Klk40)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:48 PM (+nEug)
I honestly don't know why anyone votes for Democrats. Sure, let's vote for the people who put Jugdish and Mohamed over us.
That's a powerful campaign position.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 06:48 PM (viF8m)
Please make a note of it.
Posted by: Jennifer Shriller-Harridan at March 24, 2026 06:49 PM (Ft5W9)
So, fiction.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (XuXeR
Pretty much. All three news networks had pretty much the same slate of stories all airing at the same time. The elderly people that still watch this crap all got pretty much the same dose of propaganda.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:49 PM (Sco7b)
That bit could be combined with the part from the SOTU where Pres. Trump asked people to stand if they thought the primary purpose of the government was to help American citizens and the Democrats all sat there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 06:49 PM (7RYym)
A: Throw in some laundry!
Posted by: Diogenes
Thirty quatloos on the sock.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 06:50 PM (VHUov)
LOL. Of course they do. They are probably getting this advice directly from JD's buddy Tucker.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 06:50 PM (CNl8/)
Sheridan (1
was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her"
Well that explains it.
The girl suddenly scared him and he accidentally shot her in self-defense.
Does the ICE agent who shot Renee Good get the same defense?
Posted by: SpeakinbgOf at March 24, 2026 06:50 PM (6ydKt)
I hope this doesn't happen. But it would jive with Mark Wayne RHINO gliding into his new job at DHS.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 06:38 PM (FNE2p\\
NBC Nightly News?
Thanks. I won't trust them if they tell me the sky is blue.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (u73oe)
No?...why not?
Posted by: Make Penal Colonies Great Again at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (AknkO)
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53m
>>🚨BREAKING NEWS in PM:
>>JUSTICE DEPARTMENT requested HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE send them classified interview transcripts relating to JOHN BRENNAN, the former CIA director.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 06:43 PM (n9ltV)
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Oh, you missed that meeting. I was supposed to mention it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 06:53 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: Make Penal Colonies Great Again at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (AknkO)
I believe her family said exactly the opposite.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 06:54 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 06:54 PM (3ek7K)
Fuck him.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:54 PM (hJH5n)
Toss a match to light the oil slick.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2026 06:55 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:18 PM
I saw that story last week.
Those two were insufferable.
Urban environments have not been kind to the mental health or intelligence of minority women.
Posted by: SpeakinbgOf at March 24, 2026 06:55 PM (6ydKt)
So where does the Justice department go to trial with a criminal case against John Brennan? Why would they imagine they could get a plea deal when he, his lawyers and the Dems know he's untouchable?
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 06:57 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM
What am I, a chopped arpeggio?
Posted by: Zamfir at March 24, 2026 06:57 PM (0sNs1)
'lectroid
Posted by: john o'conner at March 24, 2026 06:57 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)
This grand jury is in Florida.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 06:57 PM (CNl8/)
South Carolina Republicans had some sort of dinner where roasts are a tradition, so Scott Bessent spoke and first made fun of Lindsey Graham (not married because he doesn't have any first cousins) and then of Nancy Mace, where he joked about her rack:
“In California, Silicon Valley is where they make the computers. In South Carolina, Silicon Valley is the space between Nancy Mace’s tits.””
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (ae8Of)
The girl suddenly scared him and he accidentally shot her in self-defense.
Does the ICE agent who shot Renee Good get the same defense?
Posted by: SpeakinbgOf
Of course not.
Posted by: Medina-Medina-Medina at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (oH5Tk)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (vbXSk)
The Southern District of Florida that already has a grand jury hearing evidence of a decade long conspiracy to deprive Trump of his rights.
Same court that subpoenaed Comey last week.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 06:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 07:00 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Silicone valley > silicon valley ?
Posted by: mikeski prefers real ones at March 24, 2026 07:00 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (vbXSk)
We'll see how long that lasts when they start paying the market price for oil.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:00 PM (hJH5n)
And next time they might be able to add some uranium to the warheads they're lobbing all the way do Diego Garcia.
Hopefully the Iranian people can take care of the problem over the next year themselves.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: illiniwek
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The Chicoms, get this, lied. Same as GDP estimates, same as population, same as most any statistic you can think of.
Some folks actually traced the money in forex and that trade surplus estimate was less than half of what the Chicoms claimed on trade surplus based on hard cash transfers.
FWIW, since 2025 began, Chicom trade with US is sharply down and been replaced with trade for the rest of the world.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (g8Ew
That right there is an invitation to a coma.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (hJH5n)
The Left
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2026 07:03 PM (YwEeS)
"Despite a record $1.19 trillion trade surplus in 2025, the increase in China’s foreign exchange reserves was limited, rising by only $160 billion to $3.36 trillion"
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv)
Some folks actually traced the money in forex and that trade surplus estimate was less than half of what the Chicoms claimed on trade surplus based on hard cash transfers.
FWIW, since 2025 began, Chicom trade with US is sharply down and been replaced with trade for the rest of the world.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv)
Communists LIE???
Next you'll tell me the GDR was NOT a Top 15 economy in the 1980s.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (ae8Of)
You can tell Tim isn't running for re-election.
He's currently in IDGAF Mode.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (+nEug)
Leave the bathroom.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
And miss all the fun?
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 24, 2026 07:05 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)
That's the plan. And the Iranians will, not because they want to, but because they have to.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (vbXSk)
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Two caveats. First, China is the one claiming this, and they lie.
Second, they dumped a ton of merch into Europe, which foolishly thought they could be fwends against the Bad Oranage Man, so they lowered their tarriffs and probably got bent over. So that was a one-time event.
China is screwed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2026 07:07 PM (1IhIV)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n)
They did have those Shemales in the Olympics though.
Sexy! All those muscles and three holes. I think. Well, maybe.
Posted by: Mein Gott at March 24, 2026 07:07 PM (AknkO)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 07:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ben Had
Last two days okay. Friday was a stone cold bitch of a day. Didn't help that the insurance co that preauthorized the surgery suddenly refused to pay hospital post surgery. Hospital and insurance company are dueling each other over charges which the billing clerk told us yesterday was normal. Insurance likes to balk at paying high dollar claims in almost every instance requesting more information. Has to do with the tax free earnings on loss reserves for insurance.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (RCbrd)
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)
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One of the great ironies in all of this was that the decision to go after Trump's house changed the venue for the court, so now instead of the DC swamp, the cases will go before Florida juries.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (ZOv7s)
Brennan is an unindicted "co-conspirator" for a RICO predicate.
... If you made me guess ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (dtajH)
I just hope he bought a helmet.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (Klk40)
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv
Can human organs go through the mail?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Sco7b)
HORROR: Guatemalan Illegal Alien Released Into US by Biden Regime Arrested For Brutally Raping 5-Year-Old Girl – Child Needed Surgery to Treat Injuries
- GWP
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 07:09 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at March 24, 2026 07:09 PM (RgM/c)
Next you'll tell me the GDR was NOT a Top 15 economy in the 1980s.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Yes. Those USSR 5 year plans were all mythical as it turned out. Same as crime statistics in US urban Dem strongholds.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)
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They are still being told to shelter in place and wait. Trump has the regime (or what's left of it) paying attention now. He wants a deal and the surviving mullahs may want to take it while they still can.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:10 PM (ZOv7s)
Next you'll tell me the GDR was NOT a Top 15 economy in the 1980s.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n)
The Chinese are now state-capitalists.
They lie to promote, pump up, and sell their own book.
Kinda like Goldman-Sachs, except CCP, Inc. prefer rice and are allowed to eat pork.
The GDR was a world-leader in putting men in women's Olympics sports at least.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Stateless
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I suspect those are all going to keep old Chicoms and their oligarchs living.
Canada is probably gearing up via MAID to be the organ supplier for the Americas.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)
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2025 number
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:12 PM (GD0B3)
The GDR was a world-leader in putting men in women's Olympics sports at least.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)
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Another great moment in "Top Secret!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)
Well they need some decent weapons then.
Because I don't think protest marches are going to get the job done for them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:13 PM (6ydKt)
>>... If you made me guess ...
Maybe. But Brennan was the one who rewrote the Intelligence Community Assessment claiming that Russia and Trump worked together to win the 2016 election and he did it at Obama's assistance. And he used the Steele dossier to build the case and then lied to Congress and said the dossier was not part of the ICA. He could be indicted for that alone.
But again all of this is supposedly part or a grand conspiracy theory that started in 2016 and went right through the 2024 election. Who knows if or what anything will ultimately charged with if anything. Still, nice to see the scumbags spend money to defend themselves for a change.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:13 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:12 PM (GD0B3)
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China is in slow-motion collapse. Gas lines and now street clashes. They are having major industrial fires several times a week as unpaid workers burn down the factory or bankrupt owners do insurance fraud.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)
of course they do
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:15 PM (GD0B3)
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If the Democrats ever regain power in this country, that will no longer be the case.
They will not hesitate to squash any dissent--with deadly force, if they feel it necessary.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (ESVrU)
And it won't go like they think it will.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:15 PM (snZF9)
>>wow did Pritzker take ALL the GLP-1s?
Notice that now that there is a fat cheat code, beautiful at any size is no longer a thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2026 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)
I am just waiting for when they drop those gold reserves on the market. Gold bouillon ! 😂😂
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:17 PM (GD0B3)
Also, No YELLOW M&Ms.
That's the thing about negotiations, you get to make any retarded demand you want as part of the process.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 07:18 PM (Klk40)
"reinstating federal funds to prevent violence that support our public safety efforts to provide me with an annual pass to the 16-18 course Gallery menu at the 3 Michelin star rated Alinea restaurant"
I might have added something there.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 07:18 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:13 PM (viF8m)
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The fact that something has not happened in no way proves that it will not happen. Trump 2.0 is very different from 1.0, and there is a degree of strategic patience and sequencing that is simply amazing to behold. Multiple tracks being pursued, multiple angles, objectives, all seemingly independent, yet also mutually supporting.
The SCOTUS likely to strike down late ballot-counting and more 2020 shenanigans being exposed, I expect plenty of trouble for the Dems this fall. Michigan is going to be rocked when the FBI releases all the fednapping docs, but that won't happen until after the primaries are done in August.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Ace is likely to be distracted during the next few weeks, due to the disassembly and reassembly of his rocking chair, and the kickoff of his first outdoor shelving project to accompany it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Is it a Cracker Barrel rocker?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM (XuXeR)
78. LOL!
86, no, DOGE defunded the office that enforced that
111, all numbers (outside of known physical constants) are bs
140, the gummint scrapped out millions of .45 cal Liberator pistols after ww2, one more thing against truman.
but honestly, we could afford to drop 1000s of M4s and body armor if we wanted to
(there's the problem, the will to do what it takes to win)
not sure anyone in gummint anywhere is comfortable with the idea of armed people changing the regime for themselves ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:20 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:21 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM
He didn't say, so I don't know. He has been a pretty loyal IKEA man up to now.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2026 07:22 PM (O7XEN)
It might just catch on elsewhere... IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 07:22 PM (XuXeR)
or gold plated tungsten, anyway ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:22 PM (MIIRH)
Ok, that's funny right there.
Here's my offer: Nothing.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 07:23 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:23 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:24 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:21 PM (+nEug)
Our ending point- Hmm, nobody in this wasteland to negotiate with. Ok pack it up fellas, we got a dead moonscape here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:24 PM (snZF9)
not sure anyone in gummint anywhere is comfortable with the idea of armed people changing the regime for themselves ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:20 PM (MIIRH)
I actually agree - mobs are dangerous for both sides. But if we clear the baddies out of one port city, say, and start the new government making a militia and army while Saudi and Allied troops cover, then use those forces to guard this city and help move to the next city....
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+)
He wants a deal and the surviving mullahs may want to take it while they still can.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:10 PM (ZOv7s)
You can deal with me now, or later on, deal with the millions of Persians you've been oppressing, torturing and killing for nearly 50 years.
Choose wisely.
Posted by: Lord of War, The Golden Scalp Weasel at March 24, 2026 07:25 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 07:25 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: If this is the best of all possible worlds, blow it up at March 24, 2026 07:26 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 24, 2026 07:26 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)
We need a government in Iran that isn't motivated by the desire to massacre people for the crime of not believing in the pedo sky god that they believe in.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 24, 2026 07:28 PM (WYStd)
Isn't it time for booster. It seems to have worn off.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 24, 2026 07:30 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: If this is the best of all possible worlds, blow it up at March 24, 2026 07:26 PM (TbWk/)
Its because we are just getting out of the weak men create hard times era. It all changes when we hit the hard times create strong men era.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:31 PM (snZF9)
And the murder of two-thirds of the non-muslim population throughout the West.
But that's just a bargaining ploy.
They'll settle for a half...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 07:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2026 07:16 PM
Narrator: It was not, in fact, all about that bass.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender and only most of you will die.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 07:32 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 07:38 PM (Sco7b)
Throw in the toaster.
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Throw in Pritzker
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 24, 2026 07:39 PM (Vpqw1)
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (E4rtv)
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Sure, but its mostly because they have a charge master discount agreement and the hospital put some additional procedures or misstated the charge master amount. They do it all the time. Insurance is no saint. The hospitals are worse. And they balance bill people for charges they don't owe in the hope they get paid anyway by their patients. I had one that was filed 6 months too late. It violated their network agreement. Hospital still billed me.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 24, 2026 08:01 PM (UVyKP)
Because I don't think protest marches are going to get the job done for them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:13 PM (6ydKt)
Guten Abend.
Posted by: German Demonstrating Republic at March 24, 2026 08:03 PM (hJH5n)
Quick Hits
Variety attempted to smear Chuck Norris for his politics. When lefties die, their politics either go unmentioned in favor of their achievements, or are actively praised. But Christian conservatives? Smeared.
Variety claims that his politics "overshadowed" his career in martial arts and movie-making. The greatest Community Note of all time put lie to that.
She's trippin'. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) spent nearly $19,000 in campaign cash last year on a shrink who specializes in controversial ketamine therapy. The socialist lawmaker hired Boston-based Dr. Brian Boyle, the chief psychiatric officer at Stella, a chain of mental health clinics focusing on "novel" therapies popular with Hollywood and Wall Street. Her campaign paid Boyle $11,550 in March 2025, another $2,800 in May, and $4,375 in October for a total of $18,725, Federal Election Commission records show. The expenses were marked as "leadership training and consulting." It's unclear what the sessions consisted of or who participated. Ocasio-Cortez's campaign did not respond to requests for comment. Boyle, a Harvard-trained doctor, calls himself an "interventional psychiatrist" and specializes in unorthodox methods for treatment-resistant depression, PTSD and anxiety. He's considered a "leading authority" on ketamine, the controversial horse tranquilizer given to "Friends" star Matthew Perry in the month leading up to his tragic death. "I just saw the incredible power of what these treatments could do," Boyle said during a podcast appearance last year about getting into the mind-blowing biz. "It's a ton of fun helping patients get better." Boyle's clinic also offers other treatments popular with the 1 Percent, like stellate ganglion block, an anesthetic injected into a nerve cluster in the neck to calm the body's fight-or-flight response. Billionaires like Bob Parsons, who's battled PTSD since returning from the Vietnam War, have raved about the treatment. "Celebrities tend to be more inclined to be on the hunt for highly effective solutions across beauty, health, mental health, nutrition and so on," Boyle said in an interview last year about the treatment. AOC herself is no stranger to touting the benefits of hallucinogenic drugs for therapy. The "Squad" rep, who campaigned to end the federal prohibition of marijuana in 2018, has three times proposed legislation to make it easier to study magic mushrooms and other psychedelics. As a freshman congresswoman in 2019, she introduced an amendment to allow the feds to spend taxpayer money on studying the medical potential of psilocybin, ecstasy and other drugs to treat mental illnesses, calling the early research "promising." "It's well past time we take drug use out of criminal consideration and into medical consideration," she tweeted at the time.
I said for years both Howell then Boasberg were in cahoots with Biden DOJ to rubber stamp, even advise, any strategy set forth by Jack Smith.
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) March 24, 2026
Howell "loves the idea." pic.twitter.com/e3Rt19LBW3
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Senator Cruz CONFIRMED that Biden’s FBI wiretapped Susie Wiles during a PRIVILEGED CALL with her lawyer without the consent of EITHER party.
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 24, 2026
To make it HORRENDOUSLY worse, they then tried to HIDE evidence of their actions by marking the file “prohibited.”
This… pic.twitter.com/8WIg9k9ak9
🚨 FLORIDA OFFICER TO MIGRANT TRUCK DRIVER: "What does this [sign] mean?"
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 24, 2026
DRIVER: "No, no."
OFFICER: "What's this sign mean? What do you have to do?"
DRIVER: "No..."
OFFICER: "Right now, you're gonna be placed out of service."
LFG 🔥🔥🔥pic.twitter.com/KKh7HGx5ev
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)
I guess AOC has a new "hook me up" issue to deal with.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:05 PM (Y8DZL)
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Posted by: TITP at March 24, 2026 05:08 PM (r3hkP)
If you are older he was THE action star, and if you are younger he is that guy from the memes.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)
Vance needs to step in !
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 05:10 PM (6onGE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:10 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Desinex at March 24, 2026 05:10 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Jim Ignatowski at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Jim Ignatowski at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)
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Go really fast?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (aRuCH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (zZu0s)
Anti vaxxer, chemtrail believer who believed MRIs caused harmful effects on people. Just a moron conspiracy theorist kook.
I am tell you as an atheist, I didn't (and nether should you) take that as some *actual* threat, like the wtf happen to people on the Internet that they get so pearl clutching these days?
It's funny, I'll bet you wouldn't of said that about him if he was still alive-
He has been a far right islamophobe and homophobe for at least 25 years. Supported Prop 8, supported islamic hatred, supported banning gay teens from public groups, supported birther conspiracies, was a Reagan republican as well so he's been a shit for about half his life at least.
"He wike twump so I no wike him."
Ok. lol.
The only reason we're even talking about him is because he gave modern meaning to the great white hope. He was a misogynistic, far right, bloodthirsty supporter of genocide.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (Bw02E)
I seriously hear this from serious people.
Killmenow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (5He9w)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (7pyh7)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 05:14 PM (TsKLZ)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 05:14 PM (Bw02E)
You know who can remedy this? Congress. By impeaching them. Which they won't even consider.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:14 PM (PYyV9)
Maybe they should actually listen to what their candidates have to say before choosing who to vote for?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 05:14 PM (sKqQm)
Howell and Boesburg should, at the least, be disqualified from hearing anything regarding the Trump administration. Reasonably, be impeached. Realistically, we'll all be hearing from the Nothingwillhappen guy.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:15 PM (Y8DZL)
60% of the time I am right 100% of the time
Posted by: Nothingwillhappen guy at March 24, 2026 05:15 PM (sKqQm)
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The wife tells me he drowned while being on ketamine. She follows stuff like this. So basically, Brian Jones Exit.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (Klk40)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (diia5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Abusing horse tranquilizer= good. 👍
Using globally approved medication ALSO used to deworm livestock= anti-science genocidal Nazi.
Posted by: Modern Liberal at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (oftw2)
Roberts could also. But, that's his buddy.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (Klk40)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (Bw02E)
On the trajectory to become a new Maxine Waters...
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (oAa51)
Posted by: LizLem
Is this not evidence that LDS is less of a serious religion of itself, but instead a subversive force against Christian unity?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (q1CWY)
Check him. If he's not legal, out!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (Klk40)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 05:18 PM (2WIwB)
What Jack Smith and his team of scumbags did along with corrupt judges and the corrupt FBI makes Watergate look like child's play.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 05:18 PM (viF8m)
I 100% believe this is why Brigitte Bardot was left off the Oscars in memoriam. I think it was on purpose. Have unapproved thoughts and Hollywood will erase, or at least tarnish, your legacy.
Sadly, her take on Islam might end up being Cassandra-esque. She worried for her beloved France a lot. RIP.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 05:18 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at March 24, 2026 05:19 PM (meK85)
I’m all for private enterprise but I have to wonder why nobody is arresting the trucking firm owners who are hiring all of these screw-ups to haul freight on our roads.
Getting them one at a time as they break traffic laws ain’t cutting it, you’ve got to take out the source of the problem with the assholes hiring them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 05:19 PM (b4Qnw)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 05:20 PM (wBaIH)
It stretched clear back to the Hillary Campaign.
And nobody seems to care.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 05:20 PM (Klk40)
Sadly, her take on Islam might end up being Cassandra-esque. She worried for her beloved France a lot. RIP.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 05:18 PM (gWBY1)
It is well passed time to build our own Hollywood. The box office is ripe for the pickings.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 05:20 PM (TsKLZ)
Is this non-sequitur evidence you're a turnip?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 05:20 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Joe Rogan at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (716zA)
Getting them one at a time as they break traffic laws ain’t cutting it, you’ve got to take out the source of the problem with the assholes hiring them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026
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Arrest the owners and fine them heavily as well as giving them jail time. The word will get around: "Don't hire them illegals! It's cheaper to hire Americans."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (wzUl9)
Also, microdosing K has become popular among clubbers on a night out.
Posted by: TITP at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (r3hkP)
Posted by: Candidus at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (7Oxz8)
And she did.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (2WIwB)
Heh! Made me laugh!
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (FMtrg)
Yeah its a problem on the internet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (PYyV9)
HOOCHIE MAMA. !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 05:22 PM (FNE2p)
Also, microdosing K has become popular among clubbers on a night out.
Posted by: TITP at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (r3hkP)
I blame Dr Gregory House.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (q1CWY)
Less of a serious religion? How? It shows they care for their whole community, and follow the example of the Good Samaritan. How is that subversive to Christianity?
Interfaith dialogue, charity, and community is a good thing.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 05:22 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (mzM2O)
"US Bishops Call for Catholics to ‘Stand Clearly’ Against Hate, Violence Toward ‘Our Jewish Brothers and Sisters’"
Me: The US Conference of Catholic Bishops posted a video stating their position against antisemitism and conspiracy enthusiasts.
LINK: https://tinyurl.com/427a45cn
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)
Everyone just move along, nothing to see here.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (0U5gm)
Please show him the respect this prestigious award deserves.
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (0sNs1)
Of course it was, both her and Duvall were left off I believe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:24 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 05:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:22 PM
For the alarming rise in self-diagnosed Lupus?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 05:25 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 05:25 PM (sAmhv)
Talented one, though. He could make great movies even though he was a fool and a leftist twit. They rarely had anything political in them until his last ones.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:26 PM (PYyV9)
Sounds like the Strait of Hormuz will be like the Panama Canal. US control and no longer Iran Territory.
And we are going to take Kharg Island and control the island and the Oil flow...
Just Sayin.......................
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 05:26 PM (TghYn)
So if Bruce Lee beat up Chuck Norris in "Dragon Enters the Octagon with Fists of Fury" and Brad Pitts' Cliff Boothe kicks heck out of Bruce Lee in the "Once soon a Time in Parallel Universe Hollywood", doesn't it follow that...
aw, dang, the psychoelixer guy AOC recommended is at the door and I lost my train of thought.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:27 PM (Y8DZL)
Me: The US Conference of Catholic Bishops posted a video stating their position against antisemitism and conspiracy enthusiasts.
LINK: https://tinyurl.com/427a45cn
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)
So the Catholic Bishops are saying point our guns at Islam? OK.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
Everyone who worked with him had nothing but good things to say. Danica McKellar was on his Texas Ranger show and said he worked to get her a bigger role in the episodes and even got her involved in kicking bad guy asses instead of just being a "damsel in distress."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:28 PM (PYyV9)
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This is more evidence that Candace is right!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (Dv3i1)
Isn't ketamine a cow tranquilizer?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 05:19 PM (b4Qnw)
Mary have you ever considered calling AOC's Psyco-Doctor for some therapy ???
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (X7dyz)
Yeah in Tarantino's fever dreams it means Brad Pitt could kick Chuck Norris' ass. In reality, Chuck would have cleaned Bruce Lee's clock: he was bigger, had more reach, and was a triple crown martial arts champion. Chuck was the real deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)
The end."
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (7pyh7)
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The main cause, IIRC. It’s a heavy sedative and can be dangerous if abused. It’s popular with the club kids and elites because it has a distinct euphoric high that you don’t get with traditional downers like heroin.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 05:30 PM (Bw02E)
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We'll make ships pay the toll for US protection through the strait. At least until a judge orders Trump to repay the tolls.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)
Also, Civil Forfeiture the tractor, trailer, and load. Maybe their customers suing them for breach of contract will work quicker.
Also, any state found issuing CDLs to non-qualifying drivers should have ALL of their CDLs suspended pending re-verification. Maybe the suddenly unemployed union drivers could talk to their union reps and tell them to fix the fucking problem.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 05:31 PM (D0HYP)
Yeah in Tarantino's fever dreams it means Brad Pitt could kick Chuck Norris' ass. In reality, Chuck would have cleaned Bruce Lee's clock: he was bigger, had more reach, and was a triple crown martial arts champion. Chuck was the real deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)
Movies are not real life.
Brad Pitt is not Cliff Both.
I would not have bet money on Chuck beating Bruce. Bruce was fast as greased shit and could generate power like a heavyweight. That said, mass matters if you can apply it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)
No. It was developed for human use and has been FDA approved for humans since 1970. In 2000, researchers discovered it also has anti-depressant qualities in low doses.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (mkw2N)
Good suggestions. Send them to Sean Duffy. Isn't he head of Transportation now?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (looXz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
That's the gist I get from those interviews. Chuck is a class act and didn't want to come right out and say it. When he was in that movie with Lee, he was still competing as a karete pro and doing so at a championship level. So yes, in an actual fight, Norris would have won and that's not a knock on Lee. Bruce Lee wasn't a pro fighter at least not at the level Chuck was.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (sAmhv)
Sounds like the Strait of Hormuz will be like the Panama Canal. US control and no longer Iran Territory.
And we are going to take Kharg Island and control the island and the Oil flow...
Just Sayin.......................
Posted by: Jackson K.
The spice must flow.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 05:34 PM (mHVWR)
An old grouch argues that we are in the war with Iran for no reason. Even when some reason with him. He thinks it's to avenge 9/11. Him I don't bother much with.
The stupid. It hurts.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:21 PM (WONhk)
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I actually have a former work colleague (huge operation, didn't know him well) who lost his son in that tanker crash. Was an accident apparently as the tankers were switching out, and was at night. It's dangerous. There were trainees working it which is why there were more flyers in the plane than normal. Tragic. But you have to train at some point. At least that is the story being passed around among the work community.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 24, 2026 05:34 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:34 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM (wBaIH)
Just gotta be careful... no matter how tempting it might be, don't pull a Casey Anthony.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM
This is beautiful. A Chuck Norris joke I hadn't seen before.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM (fxCK2)
AOC. It sounds like "Riley" is an insatiable sex maniac who was riding AOC like a brood mare and was putting the poor girl up wet. Vitamin K is just the ticket!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM (xG4kz)
So basically, a chemically induced psychopath.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 05:36 PM (cUmOc)
Just Sayin.......................
Posted by: Jackson K.
The spice must flow.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (5xUrG)
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Tick tock tick tock ...
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:37 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 05:38 PM (aTgV0)
youtu.be/4vLgHdSVBdI
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 24, 2026 05:38 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:28 PM (PYyV9)
Oooohhh Danica...
Go woke, go broke news.
Deadline reported Epic Games is laying off 1000 employees. They make Fortnite. I'm not a gamer but did research. Disney du,ped $1.5 billion into the company. The company had some event for pride in it's gameand for some reason many stopped playing.
Go figure.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (Klk40)
Not that it would matter but search tells me that the Chief Justice of the United States does not have direct authority to discipline federal judges.
He could send a complaint to the circuit court but they've already ruled that they won't rein in Boasburg. He could temporarily suspend them, if the rest of SCOTUS agreed, although I don't know for how long. That's about it.
It's really on Congress and the House won't impeach because they know that the Senate won't convict. The weakness in our system is that it depends on the people in office to have honor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 24, 2026 05:34 PM (GZYu7)
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Fatigue might have been a factor, too. Our brave warriors are being pushed to the limit.
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:39 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM
Supposedly Chuck was at a restaurant having a private dinner, and someone at a nearby table was able to record the conversation. Chuck was asked who would win in a real fight between him and Bruce Lee, and he answered without hesitation "Bruce Lee".
Since they trained together at one point, and were friends, if the story is true, I doubt he had reason to dissimulate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1)
Talented one, though. He could make great movies even though he was a fool and a leftist twit. They rarely had anything political in them until his last ones.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:26 PM (PYyV9)
When I look at his filmography, I see someone who hadn't made a decent film in over 30 years. Even if you were a commie cocksucker like he was, most of his professional life was a parade of mediocrity, made even more tragic because the first 10 years or so held such promise.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 05:40 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2026 05:40 PM (BI5O2)
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Is that legal? And isn't it grounds for impeachment? Therefore can't they be called before Congress? And in the case of Boasberg, can't his best bud and consigliere, Roberts, have to go along?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 05:41 PM (AlhUl)
Variety has not been relevant for ages.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 05:41 PM (xG4kz)
Sounds like a fun cruise.
Over at Gateway Pundit
Posted by: javems at March 24, 2026 05:41 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (wzUl9)
And not just with trucking companies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 05:42 PM (MIIRH)
These are the same people who think microdosing plastic causes everything from infertility to cancer, even though plastic itself is not harmful. But microdosing psychedelics and stupid mind altering drugs is a good thing.
Yes, studies show it reduces depression. I ran into this in semiconductor clean room studies - every study showed that every intervention reduced particle count -- it turned out that studies reduced particle count because people being studied stop doing lazy things. So announce a study and things will automatically improve.
I think the same is in play with these depression studies. Being in a study reduces depression.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 05:42 PM (cUmOc)
Posted by: mrp
But I was assured by Disinterested FDA guy on this blog months ago that our armed forces were untrustworthy louts laying about waiting for their free trans surgeries.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:43 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 05:43 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The House could easily impeach him. The problem is the 2 or 3 week waste of time while Senators, pro and con pontificate, at the end of which time, the Senate will not have the 66 votes necessary to convict and remove him.
Until we have 69 Rep senators (allow for the RINOs) impeachment is just sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 05:44 PM (8snZr)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Least of which is that Chuck was a vet. Vets aren't taught to slightly injure someone in combat. Lee had no experience in any military service.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2026 05:45 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:43 PM
If it's said on this blog, you can take it to the bank!
Posted by: The French Model at March 24, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: The Motley Crue at March 24, 2026 05:45 PM (QaH55)
Boasberg was Skull and Bones at Yale, like both Bushes. Roberts is in effect an honorary member. Huge ties to the Deep State.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2026 05:46 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: Desinex at March 24, 2026 05:10 PM (jrgJz)
Funny, weren't they saying that ivermectin was for horses? But this is ok?
Posted by: InZona at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (1lo+V)
Yeah he really tailed off, likely because his politics became more important to him than doing his job. But man he had a great run.
Stand By Me, Misery, A Few Good Men, Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, This Is Spinal Tap, The Sure Thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (PYyV9)
Should've taken the buyout....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)
NYT sued the Pentagon and Pete Hegseth last year because of the new credentialing and access policy. U.S. District Judge Paul Friedman in Washington, D.C., ordered the Pentagon to reinstate the press credentials of seven NYT journalists and struck down some restrictions.
The Pentagon immediately closed the "Correspondents’ Corridor" that reporters were used to using. But they will be able to use an “annex” outside the building.
When it's available.
The spokesman for the Pentagon didn't give a date for construction, let alone building it.
Now the reporters and their legal eagles are having a snit-fit.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (fxCK2)
Valentines Kempo Karate, I miss it.
Enough old guy reminiscing.
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 05:48 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 24, 2026 05:49 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 05:49 PM (mHVWR)
I am skeptical of this "you must give the New York Times access" legal theory. It ranks right up there with "you are a public figure so you cannot block people on social media" that somehow only applies to President Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:49 PM (PYyV9)
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Paul Friedman has made his decision; now let him enforce it!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:50 PM (Dv3i1)
Market rumors are that the next meeting (scheduled for Pakistan) will be between Kushner/Witkoff and the head of the parliament and former IRGC commander.
Controlling Kharg Island doesn't do anything for protecting trade in the strait. Look at a map. It does enable control over Iran oil exports, but so does kicking their ass militarily, as has already happened.
Controlling the Iranian coastline would help protect shipping through the straits but Iran is a huge country and could fire on oil tankers from anywhere, even well inland. Only a deal that stops missile production and destroys the remaining inventory truly protects Hormuz shipping.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 05:50 PM (3ihDZ)
I hope a show of force. We know someone at the top of the 82nd and he fights with his men. May God be with them all and bring them home safely.
The other blog had people getting wee wee'd up and I had to shut that down before my nap. There was mewing about they did not vote for another war. No kidding. Like they are in charge. The stupid! It hurts my head!
Things change and we know nothing. Trust Trump is all I can say for what that is worth.
I also know that he is not kicking this can to the next President as others have for 47yrs. Get this done, Mr. President.
Praying, as that is all I have, for the protection of our military, the military bases, our country, and the families of those who serve.
End this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 05:51 PM (WONhk)
Misappropriating funds for drugs
Federal judges casually violating constitutional oaths
Illegal eavesdropping (hello zombie Bob Haldeman)
Unqualified alien drivers
If this was punished we might get less of it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 05:51 PM (RIvkX)
Here's what Roberts could do: Hire a dozen new clerks. Have a couple in Boasberg's court at all times; Have a few looking over every ruling that asshole makes. When he makes a stupid ruling, sua sponte it up to the Supreme Court and immediately reverse it per curium. The Supremes would have to work overtime, but eventually Boasberg's boss might get the message.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 05:52 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 05:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2026 05:40 PM (BI5O2)
Just wait until I get popular.
Posted by: Krokodil at March 24, 2026 05:52 PM (wLsnt)
Posted by: The person who always says that at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (jYRYu)
Controlling the Iranian coastline would help protect shipping through the straits but Iran is a huge country and could fire on oil tankers from anywhere, even well inland. Only a deal that stops missile production and destroys the remaining inventory truly protects Hormuz shipping.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 05:50 PM
Solid analysis.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (0sNs1)
Stand By Me, Misery, A Few Good Men, Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, This Is Spinal Tap, The Sure Thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (PYyV9)
Yep, that's what made his murder so tragic. Aside from the writing (which he didn't do), that's a great list of films, one that any decent director would be proud of.
I think it was Aaron Sorkin who ruined him as a filmmaker. Made him think that he was influential rather than just an entertainer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: The Whine Guy
Have you ever heard the phrase "kickbacks"?
I'm kind of pissed that red states don't band together for the safety of their residents to petition courts to do something. But then most red states probably know too well the value of kickbacks.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)
I GOTTA BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS DROP!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (FNE2p)
Two goats. Beautiful goats. Really beautiful goats.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: The Whine Guy
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They saw the "truckers" protest in Canada, and understood that truckers - being independent and blue collar - lean Right. They needed to crush them. Same with police (going back to clinton), military (with obama and his attempt to trans it), construction and trades (with the massive immigration, and heavy industry (by offshoring it),....
It is all planned -- they target the people they don't like. Immigrant workers not only replaces them, but it reduces wages and punishes them. Then they let in the drugs and destroy those people and families - put them on the dole like they did with the black community. They are evil
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (cUmOc)
>>@CilComLFC
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12m
>>🇩🇰 BREAKING: The ‘far-right’ Danish People’s Party have QUADRUPLED their vote share in today’s General Election in Denmark, despite polling lowly.
>>They advocate for closing Denmark’s borders, limiting asylum and deporting refugees.
>>The Danish people want their Country back! 👏
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 05:52 PM (D0HYP)
"The structure of the federal judiciary keeps clerkships separate and chamber-specific, with no formal mechanism for reassignment across courts."
It would appear that this is another power which the Chief Justice simply does not have.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:55 PM (ExV1e)
A Few Good Men suffers from Sorkin-speak. Once I recognized it, I could not abide it.
An American President is crippled by it, completely aside from the putative drama involving the legislation the Preznint wants to get passed and signed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 05:55 PM (xG4kz)
Makes me feel pretty damn good that people are getting CDLs without that basic knowledge (SMH)...
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 05:56 PM (hJH5n)
There was a whole movement at the end of the 80s that pressured boomers to go back to being hippies instead of useful members of society that they had grown into.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:56 PM (PYyV9)
Isn't it saying "someone at the White House"? While it's possible, always be skeptical of anonymous reporting.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:56 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (q177U)
Normal on my tablet.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b)
Praying, as that is all I have, for the protection of our military, the military bases, our country, and the families of those who serve.
End this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 05:51 PM (WONhk)
The speculation (WAG) is the final need is to seize or otherwise make unusable the 600 KGs of 60% Uranium, which will both require specialists, people to keep the IRGC off the specialists, and probably local help.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Famous fight scene in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood between Cliff Booth and Bruce Lee is supposedly a redux of a real event between Lee and real stuntman Gene LeBell.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (QaH55)
How do you attract and keep millions of illegal aliens to be your new base of voters? You get them jobs.
Can only afford to support them just so much by defrauding people's tax dollars. Some of them actually have to work.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)
And there are a lot of them
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)
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Defector?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (cUmOc)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)
Hopefully we'll go after it after Iran has 'surrendered' so that the protection is only needed for the expected dead-enders.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e)
The Ark of the Covenant.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (IifOV)
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Probably their first nuke.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (AkEZC)
I know it's a tight field, with Thune and Tillis currently in the top three but, I now nominate this limp wristed modern man as #1. Fight me.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)
Check him. If he's not legal, out!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)
No shit. I know lots of people want the United States to have its own little Quebec (Spanish instead of French) but its pissing me off to see increasing amounts of people going to where I work, not knowing a damn word of English and expecting me to know Spanish.
My mother had to learn English the hard way. Everyone else can if they intend to stay here.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (hJH5n)
Drivers who speak, read and understand English, but learned to drive in 3rd world countries where Rule of the Road is that the big vehicle goes wherever it wants and the small vehicle gets out of the way, need
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (IifOV)
I thought that was somewhere in the Smithsonian. That's what the documentary said.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)
And there are a lot of them
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)
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They come from places where people do not stop at red lights.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)
Driving business out of state, demoralizing city and county police forces to the point of forcing resignations...
Of course this is all arranged. Their replacement agenda is a plan, not a theory.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:01 PM (Y8DZL)
Nothing says 'Thank you' like a few thousand pagers.
Maybe smart phones....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:01 PM (Sco7b)
Can only afford to support them just so much by defrauding people's tax dollars. Some of them actually have to work.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)
And if some people die on the highways due to their not being able to understand road signs or English instructions? So be it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:01 PM (hJH5n)
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Probably their first nuke.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (AkEZC)
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If anyone is going to bring a little ray of sunshine into the lives of the Iranian mullahs, it's President Trump.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (ESVrU)
A Few Good Men suffers from Sorkin-speak. Once I recognized it, I could not abide it.
An American President is crippled by it, completely aside from the putative drama involving the legislation the Preznint wants to get passed and signed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 05:55 PM (xG4kz)
Werd.
The stupid climax of The American President where he pontificates in Congress on gun confiscation and says "....and I'm going to get the guns" while both sides of the aisle clap like they just heard Uncle Joe Stalin talking about the New Soviet Man and everyone's afraid to be the first to stop clapping. As if the conservative population wouldn't defenestrate every traitorous GOPe Congressweasel if he actually tried.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)
I have been known to wait a bit before going when my light turns green because I'm not certain the cross traffic is gonna stop.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (CwhoI)
Actor Jerry O’Connell said his wife actress Rebecca Romijn and their two daughters “became physical” with him after he made a joke about former Vice President Kamala Harris losing the 2024 election. “They were filled with rage,” he said.
He said that he said the Dims ought to have held primary elections rather than anoint Red Kammie.
He's still a simpering pussy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Jackson K.
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I'd be more interested in getting some counter-battery arty in the area. We need to develop some Ukraine level flexibilty. Mount the 155 guns on a boat, network it in with UAVs and radars on another boat, and get the mobile drone and rocket launchers aiming at ships before the launchers can move after firing.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (8snZr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)
Like Lexington, Ky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)
And there are a lot of them
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)
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They come from places where people do not stop at red lights.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)
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Or people who stop at yellowish/green lights.
Same intersection here. Monthly crashes. For just that reason. 3 fatalities so far.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (2Ez/1)
Drivers who speak, read and understand English, but learned to drive in 3rd world countries where Rule of the Road is that the big vehicle goes wherever it wants and the small vehicle gets out of the way, need at least two years’ experience driving a regular car in the United States before they should be allowed to apply for a CDL. to remain in their own shithole countries and engage in their "Death Drive 2026" tactics there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (xG4kz)
Fine. 🙄
The point is their lack of English proficiency is not the problem.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (jYRYu)
Two goats. Beautiful goats. Really beautiful goats.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (5xUrG)
LOL
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (CwhoI)
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Considering what it did to the Nazis who dared to look inside it, I can't say that's a bad thing.
Indiana Jones was effectively superfluous to the events of that movie. The greed of the Nazis would have been their undoing. No way would Hitler have been able to harness that power.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (xG4kz)
And, yet, he has had sex (officially) with Rebecca Romijn, presumably, at least twice.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (8snZr)
I have seen reported that Space Force is doing the satellite imaging using AI to spot and verify launches and the follow up scoot by the units, for targeting by the Navy and Air Force.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:06 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (IlL6s)
No shit. I know lots of people want the United States to have its own little Quebec (Spanish instead of French) but its pissing me off to see increasing amounts of people going to where I work, not knowing a damn word of English and expecting me to know Spanish.
My mother had to learn English the hard way. Everyone else can if they intend to stay here.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (hJH5n)
I had a Chinese delivery guy come by about a week or two ago, delivering a package to my neighbor, who was out. Didn't speak a word of English. When he pulled out his phone and tried to get me to read Google Translate off his screen, I waved him away and told him I wasn't doing that shit. He understood THAT.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (wBaIH)
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he said somebody some group he can negotiate with sent him a present, a big present worth a tremendous amount of money
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU)
he was there to rescue whatshername.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU)
Big Bang Theory had an episode where Penny, IIRC, pointed out that Jones had no real impact on the events of the film.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Jackson K.
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I'd be more interested in getting some counter-battery arty in the area. We need to develop some Ukraine level flexibilty. Mount the 155 guns on a boat, network it in with UAVs and radars on another boat, and get the mobile drone and rocket launchers aiming at ships before the launchers can move after firing.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (8snZr)
We need to bring back the Iowa class battleships. I'd be down with building all new modern versions.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (hJH5n)
Is there some trans, furry, POC action star I've been missing?
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AOC needs to grow up and have a good screw with Riley. She's not a child; he's not her parent.
They're both nuts for hanging on in that codependent relationship.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (NFX2v)
You would not have ever met a finer gentleman than Paul DeBaca, and with Chuck as his running buddy, it says a lot about Chuck's outstanding character.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 24, 2026 06:09 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 06:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (IlL6s)
Or the ones who're going 15 mph below the speed limit but will accelerate to 100 to prevent you from passing.
Or the ones who will blow past you (when the road behind you is clear), pull in front and brake because they need to take the exit you're passing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)
hmmm..... *scribbles note* trebuchet launching dodgy chinese lithium batteries.
Posted by: anachronda at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (b4Qnw)
It was the ugly girl and Sheldon lost his mind over it
Posted by: Desinex at March 24, 2026 06:11 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 06:09 PM (zZu0s)
Purr Fiction
youtu.be/H7G1yjDfwL4
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:13 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)
Ever read "Vortex" by Larry Bond?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:13 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: The person who always says that at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (2Ez/1)
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One thing will happen: some people on X will get paid for clicks. That's it. That's all this is about. It's all anything is about on that site.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 06:13 PM (2ap+5)
The other blog had people getting wee wee'd up and I had to shut that down
There's another blog?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 06:14 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (IlL6s)
Or the ones who're going 15 mph below the speed limit but will accelerate to 100 to prevent you from passing.
Or the ones who will blow past you (when the road behind you is clear), pull in front and brake because they need to take the exit you're passing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (ExV1e)
Thats why you need a Popiel pocket RPG.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 06:14 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (y9nCu)
Oh, shit.
Posted by: John Cornyn at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (wLsnt)
Yes, they did !!!!! Permission to send all the Democrat Females in the House and Senate to Iran to live the good life under Sharia Law...
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (X7dyz)
Judge Boasberg would be my go-to guy if casting a Nazi.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (Y8DZL)
It would appear that this is another power which the Chief Justice simply does not have.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Where did I say "reassignment"? Five Supremes can review any decision by a lower judge and reverse it if it is wrong. They don't have to wait for a party's petition, they can do it on their own authority. It would take alot of overtime, but they can babysit Boasberg and rap his knuckles every time he colors outside of the lines.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 06:14 PM (snZF9)
The back-blast would fuck up my interior. Front mounted 50s would work.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (ExV1e)
Skulls of the IRGC beer mug set.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 06:16 PM (snZF9)
The speculation (WAG) is the final need is to seize or otherwise make unusable the 600 KGs of 60% Uranium, which will both require specialists, people to keep the IRGC off the specialists, and probably local help.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)
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GOOD facts.
I don't panic (ok, unless there is a snake involved, and then I levitate a foot or so vertically and run in air first).
I don't question if things change under President Trump.
Example in my life: making rounds, a year out of school, find a man in insulin shock coma, post op transfer. Known diabetic.I had to interfere with his insulin dose by his quack MD weeks prior when he was NPO.
Do I:
[] Panic, run for breakroom in tears
[] Wait til the next shift when he will be dead
[] Call for help
[] Push code button (he's alive, breathing)
[] Go to crash cart, get syringe of glucagon, inject
[] All of above
I gave him glucagon IM, standing orders for RN in charge, placed him on his side and he woke up quickly vs dying in front of me.
I called the hospital nursing supervisor and reported the MD. Filled Incident Report for medical board. Told all the nurses on my floor that this doctor is dangerous.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (WONhk)
What is the Problem ? They only Kilo-Ton Nukes that are mostly peaceful....
A little radiation never hurt anyone .....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (X7dyz)
That show was Reddit with a laugh track
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
That's why PA has voter ballots in Chinese, among other languages.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (D0HYP)
Fair enough. I read your comment as Roberts assigning clerks to Boasburg's court, which he cannot do but also wasn't, apparently, what you meant.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)
They blow by you practically wrecking themselves to get around then pull in front of you and slow down. Or the ones hanging in the fast lane til the last minute then do a quick 3-4 lane change to make their exit. A-holes.
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (X7dyz)
Send them as human shields expecting to be treated as heroes, and not actual human shields.
That was hilarious in Iraq.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (Sco7b)
Indiana helped the Nazis find the Ark.
But then it killed a bunch of Nazis in interesting ways.
I'm so conflicted.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (IlL6s)
This is a constant thing in San Antonio.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:19 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: pookysgirl, juggling Lil Pooky and his stuffie at March 24, 2026 06:19 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (IlL6s)
So, you've driven in ohio I see.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 06:19 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 06:20 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:20 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (ExV1e)
Get an Armbrust and remember to keep the windows rolled down.
The Provos built a jack-leg version of the Armbrust rocket projector using auto electrical parts, plumbing supplies and for the counterweight for the back blast, TWO packages of digestive biscuits.
It even worked.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:20 PM (rbvCR)
It was the ugly girl and Sheldon lost his mind over it
Posted by: Desinex at March 24, 2026 06:11 PM (jrgJz)
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The little redhead was a cutie, but still not enough to make me continue watching that show.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 06:21 PM (cWLG3)
My problem is people who use stop lights as a perfect time to check their phones and answer messages, so when the light turns green they hold up the entire line because they aren't paying attention to the light.
It's gotten worse and worse over the past twenty years.
Posted by: SpeakinbgOf at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt)
I seem to recall a scene where the "shoot them both" nazi is on the same Pan Am flight as Jones. He is following Jones to find Ravenswood. If Jones doesn't take the flight overseas, the nazi never finds Marion.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (u73oe)
The Houthis on the Red Sea need to be whacked next.
Posted by: Accomack at March 24, 2026 06:24 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (y9nCu)
Bring back scaphism.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:26 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Accomack
Once their toys got taken away and their country got the Jim Christ bombed out of it they haven't had much to do.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:29 PM (Y8DZL)
Me: The US Conference of Catholic Bishops posted a video stating their position against antisemitism and conspiracy enthusiasts.
LINK: https://tinyurl.com/427a45cn
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)
So the Catholic Bishops are saying point our guns at Islam? OK.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
Or Universities. Or Democrats.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)
Okay, but first Boasberg just needs to open it up and check that it's in proper working order.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 24, 2026 07:29 PM (sz8gS)
Posted by: mindful webworker taps the Moronificial Intelligencia at March 24, 2026 09:03 PM (jrd4M)
Revealed: Joe Kent Kicked Off the Entire Candace Owens Project to Attack Erika Kirk and Claim the Jews Killed Charlie Kirk
Lunatics. Vicious psychopathic lunatics.
So here's the story as alleged: A TPUSA employee named Andrew Kolvet says he wanted to leave no stone unturned in the search for Charlie Kirk's killer. This was in the early hours after the murder, before police discovered the rifle with Tyler Robinson's fingerprints on it, and his texts telling his gay furry lover he was going to do something wonderful. Kolvet knew Joe Kent. He passed to Kent some private DMs of Charlie Kirk -- if I have this right -- complaining that one Jewish donor had stopped funding TPUSA because he didn't like the organization platforming confirmed antisemitic monsters Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson. Kovet's idea -- stupid from the start -- was apparently that maybe this Jewish donor might have killed Charlie Kirk. Kolvet claims he never believed this, but that he wanted to make sure every possible avenue of investigation was open. It's silly, but I'm sure he wasn't thinking quite straight in the hours after his friend was murdered. He trusted that Joe Kent would act like a responsible government official in handling the texts in a responsible, official way. Instead, antisemtic Nazi conspiracy theorist Joe Kent began demanding that Kolvet make the chats public. Kent wasn't investigating the texts; he was trying to create a podcaster "investigation" and public witch-hunt. Even after the assassin's identity was known to everyone who isn't a Jew-hating psychotic. Kolvett refused to make the chats public, because he says he didn't want innocent parties baselessly accused. Especially given that the killer was now known and was not a disappointed Jewish donor but a radical left-wing gay furry sodomite. And then just a week or two later, Candace Owens starts talking about the chats and Tucker Carlson can't stop talking about them, either. Later, Owens actually publishes them. Kovett's conclusion is -- and it seems hard to doubt -- that Joe Kent was a determined conspiracy theorist who could not let go of the idea that Jews Killed Charlie Kirk, even after the proof emerged that the killer was a non-Jewish furry-fucker. And after Kolvett repeatedly refused to make the chats public, Kent gave them to Candace Owens (and probably Tucker Carlson too, although Owens could have given them to Carlson). Note that Joe Kent was a government official and ostensibly a high-ranking counter-terrorism official, but decided to leak private DMs he had been given in his capacity as government official to an extremely unreliable and toxic internet personality. That might be a crime. I don't know. The texts weren't classified but they were sensitive personal information given to a public official for purposes of an official government investigation -- not to leak to a hair-on-fire lunatic podcaster. It is definitely a fireable offense, whether or not a criminal one. And I wonder if it might be the subject of a lawsuit by TPUSA and Erika Kirk, who have been absolutely brutalized due to Joe Kent's leaking to the maniacal conspiracy theorist and defamer Candace Owens. And now Joe Kent announces that he will testify on behalf of Charlie Kirk's actual murderer Tyler Robinson and tell the jury that no, the Jews did it, let this innocent patsy-of-the-Jews free.
Here are the facts: Yes, I shared the screen grab with Joe Kent because I was told I could trust him and I wanted EVERY possible lead pursued. We've done this quietly behind the scenes with countless items.
— Andrew Kolvet (@AndrewKolvet) March 23, 2026
Yes he did suggest I make it public. I declined. A few weeks later the… https://t.co/Jx09MBIoPr pic.twitter.com/7FzZEEtsRe
Shortly after Robinson’s arrest, the prosecutors released a probable cause affidavit detailing the evidence gathered immediately after Charlie’s assassination.
— Andrew Kolvet (@AndrewKolvet) March 24, 2026
The evidence presented at that time was overwhelming.
In the months that have followed, we know the investigation has… pic.twitter.com/zD2jFMsya7
The news about Joe Kent testifying for Tyler Robinson broke just minutes before today's show. I did not hold back in my feelings about it. pic.twitter.com/lCnzPcFKp3
— Blake Neff (@BlakeSNeff) March 24, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 03:50 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 03:50 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:51 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Rand Paul's Monster Cock at March 24, 2026 03:52 PM (OrYZO)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 03:53 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:53 PM (1wjle)
Ace, many thanks for all you do. Rock on!Literally!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 03:56 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2026 03:56 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2026 03:57 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 03:57 PM (QIawq)
was it bad? I mean, was it worse than usual?
Posted by: Acewayne
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Probably, you can tell trolls working up to a frenzy. They first drop a bunch of comments using different hashes and names, then they try to get someone to engage with them to escalate. All becuz they got their butt hurt by Ace and/or commenters.
I think that particular troll is likely a former commenter of a particular tardian Luap Nor flavor instead of the lefty variety.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:57 PM (E4rtv)
Looks like Pooty is going for the gusto.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 03:58 PM (77rzZ)
This one just floors me. Exactly what danger was Kirk to TEH JEWS? He had no power. He was reaching out to young people and certainly was no enemy of TEH JEWS.
This one just strikes me as especially evil.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 03:58 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 03:58 PM (zZu0s)
Why are trannies and tranny chasers allowed to murder people that say things they don't like
to something like
Why did DA JUICE murder someone and pin it on some stupid patsy?
That's what this is all about. Remember the Kirk assassination is akin to the MLK assassination...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)
My question is for the grifters: do you realize that the entire federal intelligence apparatus was secretly, and openly, conspiring to put not-then President Trump in jail, along with everyone else in his orbit? A multi-year conspiracy including the federal judiciary, we now learn.
Any chance you cock-sucking losers might focus on that, instead of this poor widow?
Posted by: Candidus at March 24, 2026 03:58 PM (7Oxz8)
was it bad? I mean, was it worse than usual?
Posted by: Acewayne
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I didn't do it, but it was a challenge to you because you sued to protect your identity, implying your hypocrisy at insulting Rand Paul's manliness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:58 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 03:58 PM (7MO44)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
These people are a cancer on the party. Owens is a psycho and I'm inclined to believe Carlson and Kelly aren't far behind.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM (TsKLZ)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM (+89TD)
The internet is a stupid behavior modification device.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Gmac
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His decision to try to help the defense for furry troon boy is going to put paid to Kent's career in politics.
This is someone who was seriously deranged in bigotry installed in a high position dealing with anti Jewish terror groups. Doesn't reflect well on Tulsi for keeping him on the position as well.
You cannot coddle bigots with deranged world views in important offices.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:00 PM (E4rtv)
-Joe Kent, I guess
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:00 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 04:00 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM
Right.....WTF is going on with the sudden onslaught of jew hating and people going full public bat$hit crazy. It's like the cia started drugging people again.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (0N4FZ)
. Should not be a surprise to anyone.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (QIawq)
This is insane. Soap opera insane.
I hope Candace Owens and/or Cucker are sued to the level of hobos dumpster diving. But then the hobos will be upset and send them to the tent cities of meth heads who won't care.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (WONhk)
Nope.
I just saw someone claiming that Tulsi has her own "shadow agency" pursuing her own weird agenda in defiance of Trump. I think Josh Hammer was claiming that.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (1wjle)
Very Third World rumor mongering and wild conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (wBaIH)
Regarding Joe Kent testifying for the defense, I just have no words. That's not really true, is it? It's hard to believe he would do that.... if true, he's a scumbag of the lowest order....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (0N4FZ)
I assume there is just this 'can't be cancelled', Andrew Tate like pile of money out there these assholes are all fighting for. They are making money off of it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (0N4FZ)
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A full majority of traffic to people like Fuentes and Owens comes from the third world, mostly places like Pakistan.
Mix that with the Democrat Party's turn away from Israel as something to defend, especially from the younger generations (many of whom are imports from...the third world), and there's your answer.
It's a combination of fake online only shit (the podcaster wars) and real world issues (the Corbynization of the Democrat Party).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (gYVzu)
When it went from that to the Chabad controlling a time travel device into order to change timelines to make Trump a Zionist Manchurian Candidate, that seemed slightly less reasonable
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:00 PM (E4rtv)
IF the texts are true and this is not Candy and Tucker using this as an excuse to indulge in some pro Muslim shit.
Although Kent seems like a piece of shit anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (zZu0s)
Leftwing assassins now: The Cock Curious Avenger
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)
One thing Wilson makes clear is that conspiracy theorists are absolutely impervious to facts.
Any time a fact is brought up that contradicts their theory, they conspiracy nut will find a way to fit the fact into their worldview, rather than adjusting their worldview to align with objective reality.
Grifters, who make their living peddling conspiracy theories, are even less receptive to objective reality interfering with their grift.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 04:03 PM (ESVrU)
and these poisonous ideas .. why do they live forever? why do people SO want to believe in them?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 04:03 PM (j+aD2)
-Joe Kent, I guess
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:00 PM (gYVzu)
More of the astounding antisemite logic.
"TEH JEWS kill everyone who knows their secrets!?"
"So why aren't you dead?"
"TEH JEWS!"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:03 PM (zjgNU)
Maybe Candace was using some DMT while watching Dark?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)
I just saw someone claiming that Tulsi has her own "shadow agency" pursuing her own weird agenda in defiance of Trump. I think Josh Hammer was claiming that.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (1wjle)
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shipwreckedcrew hates her. Hates her.
Stemming from when her career was first starting in Hawaii and he was living there at the same time.
Says she's a completely amoral scam artist who will say anything in pursuit of becoming president. Also, she's part of some cult or other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:04 PM (gYVzu)
well I'll fight Rand Paul if that's what it takes to prove my manliness. I don't think Rand Paul will accept.
i hate the Paulites so much. They are arrogant Nazis and they live online because they're almost all unemployed and unemployable. All they do is David Axelrod style endless astroturfing to make themselves appear to be a big popular movement, even though literally no one believes this.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:04 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 04:04 PM (N5P6b)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 04:05 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 04:03 PM (j+aD2)
At the same time that people feel a desire to believe in something that is good that is greater than themselves, they also want to put a name to something responsible for all the evil they see. It is something that can be fought instead of just realizing people are kind of shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 04:05 PM (zZu0s)
Oh this one is easy...here is how the left/groypers approach everything like this:
1) Murdering someone is evil
2) The Jews are evil
3) Therefore obviously the Jews did it
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (0N4FZ)
I assume there is just this 'can't be cancelled', Andrew Tate like pile of money out there these assholes are all fighting for. They are making money off of it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (mzM2O)
Again, this is a spiritual battle and we've already been given the final chapter. It's going to be the whole world vs. the Jews.
This is just the enemy's prep work for that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (0N4FZ)
I assume there is just this 'can't be cancelled', Andrew Tate like pile of money out there these assholes are all fighting for. They are making money off of it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (mzM2O)
Tucker had that pile of money, and a following of normies, and a secret backing of foreign money he could count on. He had no reason to jump off the deep end vs the Jews so completely but his own mind.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
She was the first Hindu member of Congress.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (cUmOc)
-Joe Kent, I guess
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:00 PM (gYVzu)
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This checks out
Posted by: Borderline Personality Disorder with Paranoid Features at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (RIvkX)
Fuck, the training montage would be worth the price of admission.
Endorsed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (0N4FZ)
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Not saying this is specifically true for Kent but much of it has origins in certain Christian theological circles, and in leftist and Islamic massively funded efforts. The latter may be funding the former, too. Money needs to be followed.
There are many useful idiots and many evil instigators.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:04 PM (1wjle)
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There's always a choice in politics about what to highlight and what to not talk about.
Paulites just seem to have the worst political instincts like 90% of the time.
If they recalibrated to cheer on Trump's deregulatory efforts every once in a while, something they say that they like in theory, it would help their image, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (gYVzu)
Any time a fact is brought up that contradicts their theory, they conspiracy nut will find a way to fit the fact into their worldview, rather than adjusting their worldview to align with objective reality.
yes, it's endlessly tedious and frustrating.
It's like Nosering Theory -- people with noserings make their trauma their entire personality. The conspiracy theorists make their conspiracies their entire personality. And any pushback on their completely-unevidenced florid belief structures is taken as an assault on their value as a person and their intelligence, which, to be fair, IT IS, and they just show themselves to be the emotionally-incontinent shrieking babies that they are.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 04:07 PM (MIIRH)
I await your response.
well I'm going to start with The Hobbit but that will just take a little bit of time. Because last time I didn't begin with The Hobbit, and tried to read it last. So this time I really want to read it first.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:26 PM (1wjle)
Your terms are acceptable... I will start The Hobbit tonight...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 04:07 PM (dmDsy)
1) Murdering someone is evil
2) The Jews are evil
3) Therefore obviously the Jews did it
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
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4) Profit $$$
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 04:07 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 04:04 PM (N5P6b)
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The working conspiracy theory is that Charlie was about to "turn" on Israel and was murdered to stop that from happening.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 04:07 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
She was the first Hindu member of Congress.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)
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She's a member of the Science of Identity Foundation (SIF).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:07 PM (gYVzu)
>>>British Female Sailor Court-Martialed for ‘Sexually Assaulting Four Shipmates’ on Royal Navy Destroyer - TGP
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 04:08 PM (TsKLZ)
cool, but you can wait until tomorrow, as Mar 25th is Tolkein Reading Day (and the day the RIng was destroyed).
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:08 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Candidus
As noted today by Julie Kelley, Boasberg was coordinating legal strategy with the folks doing the illegal spying and wiretapping of republicans.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 04:08 PM (0U5gm)
Oh this one is easy...here is how the left/groypers approach everything like this:
1) Murdering someone is evil
2) The Jews are evil
3) Therefore obviously the Jews did it
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
That's also why suddenly there are the fabricated "last words of Charlie Kirk to show he was on their side and thus a threat to the Jews.
I read a book once on the Lincoln assassination conspiracies and yes, there was a book that the Jews did it and Lincoln had openly said that stopping the Jews was imperative just before he was killed.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM (8avO
Fair. Maybe Tucker lost it all betting on the ponies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:08 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 04:09 PM (Ia/+0)
On a positive note, if Candace Owens is part of your plan, then the resources available to Kent are significantly lacking.
Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 04:09 PM (dIske)
As noted today by Julie Kelley, Boasberg was coordinating legal strategy with the folks doing the illegal spying and wiretapping of republicans.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 04:08 PM (0U5gm)
Probably still doing it...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 04:09 PM (N5P6b)
it's just so insane, they can only think in terms of Action Movie Thriller Plots they've seen in movies and TV, they just don't realize that people do not murder other people because they're about to "turn on Israel"
But whatever, they saw something like that in The Last Boy Scout, so... that must be real life.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 04:08 PM (0U5gm)
And he was also conspiring with the NGOs stealing government money to aid and abet illegals.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)
Nefarious anti-Israeli (think Qatar money, not to mention Chicoms, maybe Rooskies) forces seeing an opportunity to sabotage American support for Israel. Damaging that would be a win for these guys. The groyper are their useful idiots.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (w6EFb)
It's obnoxiously self-important and, quite frankly, bitchmade behavior.
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (5aZAZ)
Stemming from when her career was first starting in Hawaii and he was living there at the same time.
Says she's a completely amoral scam artist who will say anything in pursuit of becoming president. Also, she's part of some cult or other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Sounds like the only halfway decent people is Donald Trump & the Horde.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (Oy/m2)
One thing Wilson makes clear is that conspiracy theorists are absolutely impervious to facts.
Any time a fact is brought up that contradicts their theory, they conspiracy nut will find a way to fit the fact into their worldview, rather than adjusting their worldview to align with objective reality.
Grifters, who make their living peddling conspiracy theories, are even less receptive to objective reality interfering with their grift.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 04:03 PM (ESVrU)
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It is a little like conversing with someone with dementia. The conversation goes in circles and does not stop.
Posted by: Borderline Personality Disorder with Paranoid Features at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (n17eQ)
But whatever, they saw something like that in The Last Boy Scout, so... that must be real life.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle
That's what makes it seem like clickbait for dollars. Unless crazy Jew hater nutjob is a contagion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 04:11 PM (q177U)
Posted by: pudinhead
Rid us of these pesky democrats.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 04:11 PM (5xUrG)
What does Granny Groyper think?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 04:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:08 PM (mzM2O)
Hard to imagine the guy who was interviewing Putin and collecting the benefits thought going openly paranoid was gonna raise more money to pay off the losses.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 24, 2026 04:12 PM (QaH55)
Any time a fact is brought up that contradicts their theory, they conspiracy nut will find a way to fit the fact into their worldview, rather than adjusting their worldview to align with objective reality.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 04:03 PM (ESVrU)
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Yea, and I would go one further: the conspiracy theorists will not only find a way to fit a contradictory fact into their theory, they will find a way for the fact to bolster their theory.
I've literally had people tell me, when confronted with a complete lack of any evidence whatsoever of their conspiracy, and quite a bit of contradictory evidence, that "well of course, the conspirators want to keep the conspiracy hidden!"
They really believe the complete absence of any proof of a conspiracy is the best proof the conspiracy exists. Infuriating.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 04:11 PM (q177U
So that would make Tucker and Owens CIA puppets or agents.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:13 PM (mzM2O)
Plus she has rancid BO from her wig and the drops of pure evil seeping from her pores. Plus the eyeball thing flipped him out.
Then we said bye, see ya.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:13 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 04:13 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 04:13 PM (1o8D5)
Nefarious anti-Israeli (think Qatar money, not to mention Chicoms, maybe Rooskies) forces seeing an opportunity to sabotage American support for Israel. Damaging that would be a win for these guys. The groyper are their useful idiots.
I'm going to do a post on this, maybe tomorrow. Tucker is now pushing Russian Empire Restorationist Duggin's Interesting Theory that the US should allow China, Russia, and Islam to each have their own inviolable sphere of influence.
Obviously a Russian Empire Restorationist would want to see Russia allowed to control Eastern Europe without any western push-back, but... um why would an American?
Tucker is now pushing the left's foreign policy, explicitly -- and is an official Useful Idiot. Useful Idiots are defined as those who will simp for Russia and claim that Russia has a "right" to its "Zone of Influence," but whenever America or Israel acts in its own interest, they flip the script and start talking about International Law and Norms and "Genocide." It's only the tyrannical anti-western powers who are allowed to act in their own interests.
This is pure leftism, and this is now explicitly what Tucker Carlson endorses.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:13 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
Be careful BD.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (5xUrG)
Oh this one is easy...here is how the left/groypers approach everything like this:
1) Murdering someone is evil
2) The Jews are evil
3) Therefore obviously the Jews did it
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
That's also why suddenly there are the fabricated "last words of Charlie Kirk to show he was on their side and thus a threat to the Jews.
I read a book once on the Lincoln assassination conspiracies and yes, there was a book that the Jews did it and Lincoln had openly said that stopping the Jews was imperative just before he was killed.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)
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Not to mention his visitation of Candace in a dream.. admissible in court!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (5xUrG) "
this is known to be true, well mostly true, there are a few others ...
(but not many)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (ndZc7)
Some medium-sized podcasters are also not entirely on board with the official findings. Robert O'Neill comes to mind.
I'm pointing out that there are others, not related in any way to Carlson or Owens, who have legitimate questions.
My take? I'm just terribly sad we lost a really impressive representative for America and Christianity.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (aZm/F)
Goodnight and stay safe.
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Borderline Personality Disorder with Paranoid Features at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (RIvkX)
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That's exactly what it is. In Wilson's story, a conspiracy theorist who promises a "Grand Theory of Unification" for conspiracies has vanished. Jack is hired to find her.
Along the way, he encounters various nutballs who all have their own crazy theories (UFOs, Men in Black, Trilateral Commission, etc.). Wilson gives entertaining exchanges between characters who subscribe to different conspiracies, each of whom believes THEY have the correct answer.
Turns out the missing theorist is the only one who is close to the truth...Which is behind all other conspiracies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 04:15 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (w6EFb)
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Don't forget Replacement Theology. The gentiles have replaced Jews as the chosen people.
...no, I don't subscribe to that school of thought but it exists and is pernicious.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2026 04:15 PM (UJMvS)
Very well, but the books loading is on my to-do list, so I'll probably cheat and get ahead tonight anyway...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 04:15 PM (dmDsy)
This is pure leftism, and this is now explicitly what Tucker Carlson endorses.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:13 PM (1wjle
Ace, but why? What is Tuckers motivation? Is he a spook? In it for the money? A true believer with a signed copy of Mein Kampf?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:15 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 04:16 PM (N5P6b)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 04:16 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 04:12 PM (xG4kz)
Trick question. Nobody cares.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 04:16 PM (TsKLZ)
Grifters, who make their living peddling conspiracy theories, are even less receptive to objective reality interfering with their grift.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 04:03 PM (ESVrU)
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Like narcissists, as well as borderline personality disorders, they believe their own lies. Once they repeat the lie often enough it is truth.
I would say, "their truth," but that would make me woke and I'd have a need to harf and wear hair extensions.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:16 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 04:16 PM (QIawq)
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Precious?
My...precious...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:16 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (ndZc7)
No they invented Dinosaur fossils. I think that was Candace, right?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (ndZc7
Sure. Can't get the bastards to sit still for the circumcision. Might as well shoot them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:17 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 04:06 PM
It's true, my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy that knows this kid who's going with a girl who heard it in 31 flavors last night.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2026 04:17 PM (AJgvw)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 04:17 PM (cWLG3)
i have a psychological model of how it all happened but it would take a long post and I keep being lazy about writing it. I wish I had the old podcast going, it would be easier just to talk it through
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2026 04:17 PM (AJgvw)
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Ahem.
"Sources say."
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2026 04:17 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 04:10 PM (n17eQ)
Did I ever tell you the joke about The Priest and The Rabbi and a ham sandwich?
Oh boy! It's a doozy!
Posted by: Archie Bunker at March 24, 2026 04:18 PM (/1l9x)
This is what is done by global warming hysterics and... other scientific theories. They become unfalsifiable because every piece of evidence is worked into the theory even if its contradictory or objectively would counter some of its claims.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 04:19 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: EDM at March 24, 2026 04:20 PM (DfViz)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 24, 2026 04:21 PM (t1fZA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 04:21 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 04:11 PM (q177U)
One of my favorite episodes of Stargate is where the government supports the filming of a very crappy TV show based on the idea of wormholes travelling to other worlds to make anyone who talks about the Stargate seem like some crank following a crappy TV plot.
Of course, since the Stargate is real, it's also an AMAZING meta joke for the creators, too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:21 PM (zjgNU)
She left in a quiet snit apparently over not much of anything except me telling her she was probably wrong and Cent Com was not lying (she said the fuel plane was shot down). She left in quite a huff, I'd say.
An old grouch argues that we are in the war with Iran for no reason. Even when some reason with him. He thinks it's to avenge 9/11. Him I don't bother much with.
The stupid. It hurts.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:21 PM (WONhk)
One thing Wilson makes clear is that conspiracy theorists are absolutely impervious to facts.
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I was a conspiracy theorist when I thought the COVID outbreak and vaccine push was total bullshit. I was right.
I was told that I was anti-science and unwilling to accept how deadly COVID was. I was "impervious to facts."
The term conspiracy theory was created by the CIA in the 60's to discredit anyone who wasn't on board with the narrative they were shilling.
Tucker, Candace, Kent, I don't care about them.
But I'm batting 1000 on my "conspiracies."
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:21 PM (aZm/F)
i have a psychological model of how it all happened but it would take a long post and I keep being lazy about writing it. I wish I had the old podcast going, it would be easier just to talk it through
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)
I'd love to know what you think is going on because I don't know and it's batshit crazy.
It seems it comes down to crazy or evil or embrace the power of and.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2026 04:21 PM (AJgvw)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM
Right.....WTF is going on with the sudden onslaught of jew hating and people going full public bat$hit crazy. It's like the cia started drugging people again.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (0N4FZ)
Wow guys, one of my hobbies is giving serious answers to rhetorical questions, so it's a nice challenge to do it in the character limit. Here we go!
The gnostic grift goes back to Jesus's time and beyond, to Eden and the Serpent. Secret knowledge is at the core of every confidence scheme, and socialism and Islam are both in that category -- albeit as whole-of-society grifts, with rewards for self-conquest beyond the dreams of avarice. In either one, whichever clique gets control of the apparatus of the State also acquires all the stored wealth of the country, and enslaves the whole nation on top of it.
As Orwell showed in 1984, having a secret enemy is handy for socialist sociopaths' social control. And Emmanuel Goldstein was an obvious choice, because Jews are a handy target for neo-gnostic cult-like grifter cliques. And fin.
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 04:22 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)
I think your pals at CutJibNewsletter may have a way for you to get your thoughts out there....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 04:22 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante
Guest spot on CutJib Speaks?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 24, 2026 04:22 PM (sotwy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 04:22 PM (ndZc7)
This relates to Carlo Cipolla's writing on stupidity -- stupid people create problems. They believe stupid things and harm others with no rational purpose or goal.
What makes CT (conspiracy theorists) bad is that they have built their own self image around a stupid belief. They defend that against all odds.
But other people do the same - Leftists, Libertarians, Democrats, gays, the French, etc.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 04:23 PM (cUmOc)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante
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You had a podcast?!
Psh. Like that ever happened.
Next, you'll say that Charles CW Cooke was a regular guest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:23 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:23 PM (+YA9H)
A full majority of traffic to people like Fuentes and Owens comes from the third world, mostly places like Pakistan.
Mix that with the Democrat Party's turn away from Israel as something to defend, especially from the younger generations (many of whom are imports from...the third world), and there's your answer.
It's a combination of fake online only shit (the podcaster wars) and real world issues (the Corbynization of the Democrat Party).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:02 PM (gYVzu)
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Not only money and their own viewing but pseudo click multiplyers like used on Rush, there are the view rooms supported by them. There goal is to subvert American opinion.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 04:23 PM (jmsL3)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 04:23 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 04:22 PM (ndZc7)
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White Christian woman, happily married to a man, two children...the offenses are endless.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2026 04:24 PM (UJMvS)
....
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:13 PM (1wjle)
I'm fine with that. Russia can have an inviolable sphere of influence inside of Russia.
Islam can have its inviolable sphere of influence in a 100mile radius from Mecca.
China can pound sand.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:24 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 04:11 PM (q177U)
It could be, but if so they are doing a poor job by being distracted by Macron's wife, Jews, Iran, and all that jazz. Its like they only remember Kirk and any irregularities there by chance.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)
>>...no, I don't subscribe to that school of thought but it exists and is pernicious.
The is much danger here Will Robinson, indeed. Mixing current geopolitics and the modern State of Israel with Biblical prophecy/eschatology and general End Times stuff, not to mention Christian theology vs Judaism is quite dangerous. I see a lot of people doing this, and it can be exploited, very insidiously by the anti-Israel forces out there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 04:24 PM (w6EFb)
As with many things it is a term with a nominal meaning that has been corrupted thoroughly by the left and the FNM.
The moon landing was faked
COVID comes from a Chinese lab
Haitians immigrants were eating wildlife in OH
all "conspiracy theories" but the first is false and the latter two are true. But the FNM uses the same term for all three because they want you to believe the latter two are fake as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 04:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 04:25 PM (mkw2N)
...no, I don't subscribe to that school of thought but it exists and is pernicious.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2026 04:15 PM (UJMvS)
I'm fairly certain that the Replacement Theology is that the Church has replaced the Jews as the descendants of Abraham. Not "gentiles".
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:25 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 04:25 PM (mkw2N)
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She's angry because she fell in love with Charlie, and Charlie rejected her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:26 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:23 PM (+YA9H)
I'd be surprised if Kent personally knows a gay furry simping dude in Utah in any way.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
Islam can have its inviolable sphere of influence in a 100mile radius from Mecca.
China can pound sand.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:24 PM (zjgNU)
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I'm on board with this view.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:26 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 04:27 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2026 04:27 PM (wtvvX)
Nor do I. If anything happens to these toxic lunatics, the Jews will just get blamed anyway. Hell, I fully expect Kent, Owens, and Carlson to just manufacturer some BS, just so they can cosplay martyrs complex.
All the World is indeed a stage and we are merely players
-Neil Peart. Or that English writer guy. My high school teacher made a big deal out of him.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 04:28 PM (sAmhv)
I saw a tricked out gray Plymouth Fury back in the 60s. The fuzzy dice therein were sufficient to identify its owner as being a furry fan.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 04:29 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 04:29 PM (b4Qnw)
I'm fairly certain that the Replacement Theology is that the Church has replaced the Jews as the descendants of Abraham. Not "gentiles".
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:25 PM (zjgNU)
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Gentiles make up the church. Church is more accurate, I suppose, but, in the end, the belief is the gentiles of the church have replaced Jews.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2026 04:30 PM (UJMvS)
In the meantime, there's Indivisible and how many other lunatic asylums of the Left?
Indivisible -
About this event
This is an event hosted by Flathead Democracy.
Join us for an evening of self reflection and self care in a SAFE and supportive group setting. Our facilitators will be Xxxx and Xxxxxxxx from the *New Now Foundation and if you haven't been in a group facilitated by them, you're in for a treat. The Resistance cannot continue without us taking care of ourselves and our mental health and there is no better way to do that than together as a group.
Location will be emailed upon RSVP.
* New Now Foundation a 501(c)3 Nonprofit creating safe environments for wellness.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 04:30 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 24, 2026 04:30 PM (sotwy)
I saw a tricked out gray Plymouth Fury back in the 60s. The fuzzy dice therein were sufficient to identify its owner as being a furry fan.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 04:29 PM (xG4kz)
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Not a pimp?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 04:30 PM (cWLG3)
I wonder if their algorithm is used to manipulate certain platforms. If not, it soon will be.
So I can no longer easily access many sites without getting the "cloudfare infinite loop problem."
How do I prove I am a human? I scream because I do not know.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 04:31 PM (cUmOc)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)
It is as simple as that.
The people who don't agree on the treatment of Iran jumped deep into this pondscum of conspiracy in anger towards President Trump. To cling like rats to a sinking ship of their lies.
Normal people see through the need for clicks, the lies, the rage, the insanity.
I'm going to sit back and watch them destroy themselves.
Because at some point their own lies are going to cross the lies/lines of the others (Venn diagram) and there will be implosion and destruction, like the rats they are, backed into a corner.
The winner? If you could call this husk of a person a winner, will be weakened and fail.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:31 PM (WONhk)
Not a pimp?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Could have been -- there's nothing mutually exclusive among those sets.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 04:32 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 24, 2026 04:30 PM (sotwy)
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Hah, those are the same band!
oh, wait, maybe I'm confusing Insane Clown Posse with Rage Against the Machine...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2026 04:33 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2026 04:30 PM (UJMvS)
There are Jewish Christians as well. Replacement theology didn't say the Jews don't count anymore, it's everyone else. (Which is what saying "the gentiles" does.)
It's not a "oh, maybe I was a little broad." Replacement Theology doesn't think that Muslims, Hindus, and Buddhists are the new chosen people, which is what you implied.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Could have been -- there's nothing mutually exclusive among those sets.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Is that why he was called Huggy Bear?!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (sotwy)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (6onGE)
Posted by: Oldcat
👍 👏
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)
@JustTheNews
“An FBI recording of a 2023 phone call between Susie Wiles, who was at the time managing President Trump’s presidential campaign, and her lawyer.”
Senator @SenMikeLee exposes Biden’s FBI illegally wiretapped Susie Wiles’ phone call with her legal representation despite being a Private citizen."
Somehow I doubt this will get the "all the president's men" glossy movie treatment.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (GD0B3)
Hah, those are the same band!
oh, wait, maybe I'm confusing Insane Clown Posse with Rage Against the Machine...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2026 04:33 PM (UJMvS)
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Insane Clown Posse thought magnets were a mf miracle.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 04:35 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (zjgNU)
(I should note, I'm not 100% on replacement theology either, but its position should be rightfully represented and not straw-manned.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:35 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)
But do you have a mouth?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 04:36 PM (6onGE)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (zjgNU)
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No, it's not what I'm implied, it's something you chose to read into what I said.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 24, 2026 04:36 PM (UJMvS)
She's angry because she fell in love with Charlie, and Charlie rejected her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:26 PM (gYVzu)
THIS
Woman scorned is mild compared to a raging lunatic woman scorned of the love she had in the few brain cells left. She imagined the empire they could create. The biracial babies of conservative royalty.*
*Excuse me so I can harf.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:36 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (GD0B3)
He would probably have been the second President if he'd kept his head straight.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:36 PM (8avO+)
Although Kent seems like a piece of shit anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Kent offered to help the defense of furry troon loverboy. That, plus his recent interviews make him a loon.
Got no patience for groypers nor people that within four years go from Iran is a menace to Iran poses no threat to us. And the fact he was excluded from important policy briefings due to suspected leakage indicates the guy went to groyper land.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:37 PM (E4rtv)
Woman scorned is mild compared to a raging lunatic woman scorned of the love she had in the few brain cells left. She imagined the empire they could create. The biracial babies of conservative royalty.*
*Excuse me so I can harf.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:36 PM (WONhk)
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Candace is right about everything, which means that she's right about French-Israeli assassins trying to kill her and she's right about the DOJ refusing to investigate.
So...why haven't the French-Israeli assassins killed her yet?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:37 PM (gYVzu)
I just saw someone claiming that Tulsi has her own "shadow agency" pursuing her own weird agenda in defiance of Trump. I think Josh Hammer was claiming that.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (1wjle)
Not just Hammer; ace she just hired Dan Coldwell I believe. I mean WTF is this bitch doing in Trump's administration ? Loomer uncovered a bunch of Gabbard for Precident PACs that are active now.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 04:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Nicely said.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 04:38 PM (GD0B3)
I have begun wondering—just asking questions—if the deep state may have gone back to surreptitiously feeding people psychedelics or hallucinogens again.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2026 04:38 PM (EXyHK)
So...why haven't the French-Israeli assassins killed her yet?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
They keep surrendering.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 04:39 PM (5xUrG)
Vance is the walking dead. Anthony Scaramucci says that there's zero chance he becomes Vice President since he wavered from Trump's messaging.
One of the first things he did while running DOGE. Was eliminate a bunch of positions from the NHSTA. Those positions oversaw the viability and safety of FSD. And people still trust their safety in this guys hands.
They also made cuts to FAA and we just had a major accident at LaGuardia due to (most people speculate) overloaded controller.
Fake news, Tesla has more internet bots than Tesla sales. How do you think Trump won the election 🤔 Nothing Musk has done in the last 8 years has been a success and Tesla was only successful because of government welfare.
They are allllll over Northern Va. it’s revolting. He fired a huge chunk of the population here and yet here we are. And I gotta say, most of the drivers are not white and if they are they are over 50. For whatever that’s worth.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 04:39 PM (Ia3Yj)
@JustTheNews
“An FBI recording of a 2023 phone call between Susie Wiles, who was at the time managing President Trump’s presidential campaign, and her lawyer.”
Senator @SenMikeLee exposes Biden’s FBI illegally wiretapped Susie Wiles’ phone call with her legal representation despite being a Private citizen."
Somehow I doubt this will get the "all the president's men" glossy movie treatment.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (gWBY1)
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Dispicable.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:39 PM (aZm/F)
Because the French half already surrendered?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 04:39 PM (sAmhv)
One, Joe Kent is not an FBI official or a police detective or any kind of investigator of crimes. Why Kolvet gave him this info, who knows. Second, investigators often release bits of info or evidence to the public if they believe they have a reason to do so. There isn't some sacred of duty of confidentiality on the part of the government if you give information to an official investigating a crime.
Also just because the killer has been conclusively identified doesn't mean the investigation should stop, because he might have been part of a conspiracy.
But more to the point, there is a fight among his supporters and backers to determine where Charlie Kirk stood regarding support for Israel at the time he was killed. Both sides are publicly arguing for their position and there is nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, one of the biggest issues that has gotten swept under the rug is the incredible amount of brain-damaging drugs the gay furry and the shooter and their circle of friends were into. Turkey Tom on YouTube did an eye-opening expose on this back in October using discord chats but it fell into a black hole.
Posted by: TITP at March 24, 2026 04:39 PM (r3hkP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
SF is a broad category. SOF even broader.
Delta Force? Highly doubt it.
Could have been the Piss Bucket Boy for the former for all we know.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 04:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 04:39 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:01 PM (1wjle)
Darn... And I liked her...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 04:39 PM (N5P6b)
Posted by: runner
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FWIW, Caldwell was cleared of leaking as much as you can prove a negative. Apparently Hegseth's Chief of Staff Kaspar got sideways personally with some other Hegseth people and it ended up in a clusterfark. All of them are no longer in Dept of War as a consequence.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:40 PM (E4rtv)
Omg, like are you guys like still talking about me? That is like so totally 2000's!
Posted by: Marie Harf (former) State Dept. Spokesperson, uh yeah! at March 24, 2026 04:40 PM (RCbrd)
So...why haven't the French-Israeli assassins killed her yet?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:37 PM (gYVzu)
Is she micro-dosing LSD?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:40 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Spoiler Alert! at March 24, 2026 04:40 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 04:22 PM (ndZc7)
When she dared to laugh and smile while still in mourning? The prudishness of people judging how she needs to behave after her husband died is almost Victorian.
According to them she can't laugh, she can't dab tears from her eyes when she cries, she can't hug a friend on a public stage, she can't run a company, she can't raise her kids. I'm sure she's far from perfect, but the demonizing of her has been wild.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 04:40 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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IIRC, Green Beret.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 04:25 PM (mkw2N)
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She's angry because she fell in love with Charlie, and Charlie rejected her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:26 PM (gYVzu)
Both of these things can be, and probably are, true. Rent-seeker Kent probably got a glimpse of the money train rolling into Owens' and Carlson's depots and decided he wants a piece of that...
Posted by: Navin Johnson at March 24, 2026 04:41 PM (nbLIj)
Was he a democrat?
Was past behaviour indicative of an attention whore?
What's his deal? He seems to be all over the place.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:41 PM (aZm/F)
So...why haven't the French-Israeli assassins killed her yet?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:37 PM (gYVzu)
Is she micro-dosing LSD?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Full blown snorting brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 04:41 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 04:41 PM (n17eQ)
Because the French half already surrendered?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 04:39 PM (sAmhv)
Apparently good results in France in their elections recently. The uniparty united against LePen in local races and only were fractionally successful and many of her allies are in power all over France.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
Honorable service when superior officers are keeping a lookout does not always mean they will have honor when not being supervised. Perhaps.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 04:42 PM (6onGE)
Was he a democrat?
Was past behaviour indicative of an attention whore?
What's his deal? He seems to be all over the place.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:41 PM (aZm/F)
He was a Democrat.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at March 24, 2026 04:41 PM (nbLIj)
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He remarried. His new wife is a radical leftist activist.
That's probably at least 67% of his turnabout on things like Iran which he was calling an imminent threat...3 months ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:42 PM (gYVzu)
lol. Good times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:42 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Gateway has at the top of the page -
Newly Released Documents Reveal Judges Beryl Howell and Boasberg Secretly Worked with Jack Smith to Bring Charges Against President Trump
So if you have judge(s) conspiring with corrupt prosecutor(s) to bring falsified charges recalls the Simpsons "President" episode, everyone gets two.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 04:43 PM (/lPRQ)
lol. Good times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Trump has removed many masks.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia3Yj)
My...precious...
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Frodo failed, btw.
Posted by: Spoiler Alert! at March 24, 2026 04:40 PM (Dv3i1)
no, because he brought Sam along.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
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Interesting. That shows irrational thought.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:44 PM (aZm/F)
I wonder if their algorithm is used to manipulate certain platforms. If not, it soon will be.
So I can no longer easily access many sites without getting the "cloudfare infinite loop problem."
How do I prove I am a human? I scream because I do not know.
Posted by: bob
If you do a bunch of jumping around on websites, then it resembles a bot crawler which many sites ban because it drives up the costs with no benefit to that website as far as advertising.
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There are several ways to stop that--one is to use Cloudflare for your DNS (it is encrypted btw) rather than your ISP default. You could also use Google DNS servers and I think there still is an open source DNS server. You will have to do this via your Internet gateway or router DNS settings.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:44 PM (E4rtv)
lol. Good times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Trump has removed many masks.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia3Yj)
In those days she was sitting with Charlie Kirk on stage.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
It's okay because they were saving democracy from literally Hitler.
Posted by: Democrats at March 24, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia3Yj)
lol. Good times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Trump has removed many masks.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia3Yj)
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Eh.
I think Candace was a conservative star for like...a year.
And only in online circles where talking heads are cheap.
Before, she was a leftist race hustler. Then she became a conservative...race hustler. And then she become full blown conspiracy theorist about a French president's wife's junk.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:45 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:40 PM (E4rtv)
He ran to Cucker within hours to protest, and the weirdness he blabbed on there told me all I need to know about this character.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)
The theology here can get quite complex. In his later years while his mind was still sharp, my father got concerned with this. I remember some long arguments he got into over all this, and I wished I had paid more attention.
It's OT vs NT, and the role of the Church vs "old Israel/chosen people/covenant" and all that mixed in with End Times Israel.
There is a belief, primarily "dispensationlist" that came about that there is sort of parallel track, one for the Church and one for Israel. My father came to reject that as just not viable, not supported by his reading of basic scripture.
And again, mixing this with the modern geopolitical situation just makes a mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 04:45 PM (w6EFb)
Also, I'm sorry that our state flag getting redesigned launched Candice Owens into a tirade on the BEEEEES and that Mormons did it. She doesn't know what we did, but we did something.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
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Interesting. That shows irrational thought.
Posted by: Seems Legit
Wasn't Ace a Democrat at one time? J'accuse!!!!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (gWBY1)
People need to swing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (TsKLZ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
>>It's okay because they were saving democracy from literally Hitler.
Also. No Judges are Political.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (Klk40)
That's probably at least 67% of his turnabout on things like Iran which he was calling an imminent threat...3 months ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:42 PM (gYVzu)
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I've been a broken record about this; always check out their wives.
Paul Ryan comes to mind.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (aZm/F)
My take? I'm just terribly sad we lost a really impressive representative for America and Christianity.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (aZm/F)
.......................
I never follow anyone of these people. I don't have time. Never have, never will. Never listen to them. Therefore it's pretty hard to influence most people, as I doubt I am alone.
If people are so weak-minded and blunt their own intelligence by "following" people, well, I can't help them. As my mother would say,"Would you jump off a roof if they did?"
They DO NOT represent Christianity nor conservatism for ME. And I feel many would agree. They talk/yap/to whover is listening.FOR MONEY and FAME.
I have never voted in a single election based on anyone's views but my own.
No one influences me but Jesus. And possibly my husband on some things. I have the IQ to read and decide for myself. Therefore I have no fear of these idiots marring President Trump's ideas.
We don't need these clickbaiters. I don't, anyway.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (WONhk)
Also, I'm sorry that our state flag getting redesigned launched Candice Owens into a tirade on the BEEEEES and that Mormons did it. She doesn't know what we did, but we did something.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (gWBY1)
Go sit in the corner until you learn your lesson!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:47 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2026 04:47 PM (FhXTo)
Kent enlisted in the 75th Ranger Regiment and applied for the Special Forces before the September 11 attacks.
-wiki
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 04:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia3Yj)
In those days she was sitting with Charlie Kirk on stage.
Posted by: Oldcat
I wish she was sitting on my face.
Posted by: Someone, somewhere, probably...I should use my Ackbar nic here lol at March 24, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Someone, somewhere, probably...I should use my Ackbar nic here lol at March 24, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia3Yj)
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She's no Eowyn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:47 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Gateway has at the top of the page -
Newly Released Documents Reveal Judges Beryl Howell and Boasberg Secretly Worked with Jack Smith to Bring Charges Against President Trump
So if you have judge(s) conspiring with corrupt prosecutor(s) to bring falsified charges recalls the Simpsons "President" episode, everyone gets two.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
The problem for both judges is that the discussions were happening before Grand Jury convening. Howell was trying to give Smith everything he wanted in prior witness and evidence rulings before she stepped down as Chief of the DC district court judges. Thus, Boasberg would accept her rulings for the incoming grand jury indictments in DC for Jack.
Both judges may have just committed conspiracy crimes outside of their cozy DC district if the Russia Russia, Dem scam peachment and others are treated as they were--a grand coup against the elected government of the US.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:47 PM (E4rtv)
Fine. If nobody else will say it, I will say it:
Y'all are too polite. It's not natural.
Have a bad day now and then. It won't hurt you.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 04:48 PM (Klk40)
Paul Ryan comes to mind.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (aZm/F)
its a chicken and egg problem. Do the wives reveal the man's mind or do the wives change the man's mind?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)
What comes after him will be dark days for this country.
Just today the demonic minions were crowing about how big the party would be when Trump passes.
Ghouls.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:49 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:23 PM (+YA9H)
I'd be surprised if Kent personally knows a gay furry simping dude in Utah in any way.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
Yes, I see!
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:49 PM (+YA9H)
This is not unusual behavior in DC, it's just that, in this instance, the light has been turned on on the cockroaches. Backroom/back channel threats and promises are the almost de riguer methods to get anything done in the bloated government.
Joe just extended the usual techniques into the Fourth Estate.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 04:49 PM (8snZr)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 04:49 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)
huh
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:50 PM (+YA9H)
What comes after him will be dark days for this country.
Noos...
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at March 24, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia3Yj)
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My point stands.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 04:50 PM (aZm/F)
Also, I'm sorry that our state flag getting redesigned launched Candice Owens into a tirade on the BEEEEES and that Mormons did it. She doesn't know what we did, but we did something.
Posted by: LizLem
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Latest on X is that the LDS charities are donating to Ham Ass plus funding mosques in Utah.
Source is Amy Mek but supported by some evidence
A 2013 peer-reviewed academic paper published by Brigham Young University (BYU) states:
“This outreach is exemplified by the LDS church’s donations of $25,000 to the construction of a Utah Islamic Center mosque, Hindu temple, and other places of worship.”
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 24, 2026 04:50 PM (IQhz0)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2026 04:51 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 04:51 PM (Klk40)
lol. Good times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
She was part of the 2016 wave of lefties leaving the left whose content I binged obsessively. I ate up all those vids.
Some of these walk away people, like Scott Pressler and Brandon Straka, turned out to be wonderful and true mensches. Some like Candace said great things, but their walk away devolved into grifting and antisemitism conspiracy theories.
There are other black women who have walked away from the left, like Amala Ekpunobi, who deserve much more screen time than Candice.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 04:51 PM (gWBY1)
It's beyond nauseating. Tucker is excrement. Candace is knowingly engaging in outright evil. They and their cohorts are forever dead to me.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 24, 2026 04:51 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 04:51 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2026 04:51 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)
huh
Posted by: m
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Yep and she deserves every bit of insults and rotten tomatoes thrown her way. Nasty vile critter who has been an evil grifter since a teen.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 04:52 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:16 PM (WONhk)
I see you've met my ex-wife.
Posted by: They also like gaslighting. Loudly. Angrily. at March 24, 2026 04:52 PM (TbWk/)
No. He just has a messenger Bag.
Posted by: garrett
If you ain't a Democrat, you ain't gay!
Posted by: Joe Biden winning election message at March 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia3Yj)
Comments / Chat sections are insane with it, these days.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Klk40)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2026 04:53 PM (fZiTB)
Kei Bennett. She purty.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 24, 2026 04:54 PM (nLlkW)
Posted by: m
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Nope. Kent is offering the defense testimony to create the idea for the jury that the Jews did it in retaliation for Charlie, not troon loverboy.
Vile piece of shit he is because of his hatred of Jews.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
lol. Good times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I admit, I fell for the act for a while.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2026 04:54 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:55 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 04:55 PM (GD0B3)
I guess it's getting more comprehensible.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2026 04:55 PM (afFes)
Posted by: m
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Nope. Kent is offering the defense testimony to create the idea for the jury that the Jews did it in retaliation for Charlie, not troon loverboy.
Vile piece of shit he is because of his hatred of Jews.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
Appreciated.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:55 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: whig
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Thanks!
I will try this.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 04:55 PM (cUmOc)
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 04:51 PM (gWBY1)
I watch Amala semi-regularly. I hope she's the real deal, but there's always room for disappointment.
Posted by: Can't trust anything anymore at March 24, 2026 04:56 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 04:42 PM (gYVzu)
The turnaround occurred when he saw MAGA as the glidepath to power. Candace is the glidepath to wealth. A look into the new wife might reveal a complementary glidepath to one or both. In any event, the MAGA skinsuit was always just that..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 24, 2026 04:56 PM (nbLIj)
But do you have a mouth?
Posted by: gKWVE
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I was actually referencing the ginger bread man in a ginger bread house meme, but yours also works.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 04:57 PM (cUmOc)
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 04:44 PM (E4rtv)
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Cisco Umbrella/OpenDNS resolvers:
Primary: 208.67.222.222
Secondary: 208.67.220.220
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 04:57 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)
When I'm looking for solid political info. I think of Anthony Scaramucci and wife and then listen to their podcast titled "Mooch and the Mrs."
FFS
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Instagram: Scaramucci
2h ago
I have one ask of the President of the United States. 👇🏼
Define success Mr. President. Write it on a note card.
Three or four things. That’s all. What does success look like in this operation?
Right now he’s spinning. Completely contradicting himself from one press conference to the next.
This is what happens when you go in without defined objectives. Without an exit plan. (More)
Another little two-faced rat. (imho)
Oh, yes, he's so great, he'd know for sure! "SkyBridge Capital"
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 04:57 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 04:58 PM (zwuwb)
At least, according to Candace Owens.
I spoke favorably of this bitch.
I humbly and profusely apologize for that. God forgive me.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 24, 2026 04:58 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Skip
He wasn't a furry!
(He was a furry fucker)
Posted by: Rabid Leftist Trans Apologist at March 24, 2026 04:59 PM (Ia3Yj)
Where do you get that?
He hopped onto a rooftop and shot the guy with his Grandfather's gun. Then walked off and drove away.
Where was there assistance?
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 04:59 PM (Klk40)
That's another big one with his. Divide MAGA, as well as divide Israel and the US.
What is Trump doing with the Donroe Doctrine. Reasserting American control of our hemisphere primarily, as well as being the "world's hegemon" or whatever. Taking out Iran's nuclear ambitions and getting rid of that geopolitical cancer on the world is part of that.
If you're the Chicoms or Rooskies or some Islamo-caliphate nutjob, you don't like that. You want American to go back in decline, and not reassert itself. Diving MAGA is a way to do that, along with throwing a monkey wrench into US-Israel alliance.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 24, 2026 04:59 PM (w6EFb)
About this event
This is an event hosted by Flathead Democracy.
Join us for an evening of self reflection and self care in a SAFE and supportive group setting. Our facilitators will be Xxxx and Xxxxxxxx from the *New Now Foundation and if you haven't been in a group facilitated by them, you're in for a treat. The Resistance cannot continue without us taking care of ourselves and our mental health and there is no better way to do that than together as a group.
Location will be emailed upon RSVP.
* New Now Foundation a 501(c)3 Nonprofit creating safe environments for wellness.
Posted by: L
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DataRepublic has a whole string on X this week dealing with Indivisible and its various local chapters. Nasty vile critters. And apparently where a lot of the AID and State Department staffers that were fired went. She documents that they are plotting with global polite version of antifa in other countries to affect US elections.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 05:00 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 05:01 PM (6onGE)
ChristyBlinky,
I agree with you!!
I'm so glad you are here.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 04:51 PM (3ek7K)
...........................
Love you all but I need a nap for my Post Viral Mitochondria Energy-sapping Invasion (this is a new ICD code I just made up). I need a nap. Which is rare and could lead to insomnia and another made up diagnosis tonight.
If you see retarded anti-semitism comments, based on lies from Owens or Cucker, FIGHT BACK. You know the facts.
Not often, but sometimes people in the Internet ether tick me off. I will fight back as they are liars and dividers. And many don't bother to check their facts and join the band of retarded thinking.
Ace brings truth here.
I do long for the day Candace is sued mute by the Macrons, as I honestly don't care what dangles Mrs. Macron sports. I would like to discuss her wig choices with Madam Macron, but otherwise don't care.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 05:01 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Can't trust anything anymore
You wanna know about disappointment?
Posted by: Lily von Schtupp at March 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: garrett
Blogs I used to trust are, too.
Not sure why people are suddenly very comfortable wanting to share their Jew-hatred with me, but they can surely STFU and EABBOD's.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 24, 2026 05:01 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)
WALK WITH ME. *takes a sip of his drink and delivers eye shade*
If he was a lib:
https://www.instagram.com/
reel/C4LZZo3LOaJ/
Shade over pride month:
https://www.instagram.com/
reel/DKhbXLHRIiq/
How he red pilled himself out of BLM (prager U vid) https://www.facebook.com/share
/v/1DbNbAKtaf/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 05:02 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2026 05:02 PM (zG4BR)
hour rule is wise and prudent before commenting on the motives of others.Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:02 PM (rj6Yv)
Funny enough Nick Fuentes is all to Candace shit the fuck up bitch, you’re giving us real Nazis a bad look. 🤣
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 05:02 PM (zwuwb)
It’s run by a guy named Chris Butler and is an offshoot of the Krishna movement which he had been a part of.
It’s all yoga, and Hindu-type, guruism.
I don’t understand any of it, but as cults go it seems to be pretty mild and slightly right-wing on some issues; no alcohol or drugs, anti-LGBTQ, anti-Islam, etc.
I have no idea if Tulsi still participates but she seems to have distanced herself from the group and Butler since it became known she was associated with them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: gKWVE
If I wasn't dead I'd sue you, you unoriginal plagiarizing jackass.
Posted by: Harlan Ellison, combative as ever at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (TbWk/)
Where do you get that?
He hopped onto a rooftop and shot the guy with his Grandfather's gun. Then walked off and drove away.
Where was there assistance?
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 04:59 PM (Klk40)
There were people in the crowd who made a scene after the shot to distract attention. And the university who didn't have people of any kind on rooftops despite Butler. Even unarmed people would have been enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: garrett
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I think the bots trying to amplify groypers along with muzzies have made most comment sections, including X unusable on major accounts or discussion boards like Disqus.
I end up muting a lot of these randos- on X just to decrease their reach via algorithms.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 05:04 PM (E4rtv)
There are plenty of Jews to hate.
Just...not for being Jewish.
Like that guy who puts butter and salt on French Toast. Perfectly good reason to hate a guy. No appeal to deity or creed is needed.
Unless, of course, he is Irish.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 05:04 PM (Klk40)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 04:59 PM (Klk40)
sic 'em garrett! I gave facts, proof, etc to the Woman Who Rakes about this as well. She got real quiet after this months ago as she had no facts to rebut me.
Interesting that she fell for those lies as well as the ones about Iran, eh?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 05:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)
Just ordinary chaos and incompetence.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2026 05:04 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Lily von Schtupp at March 24, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia3Yj)
I thought you were tired.
Posted by: It's a fwigging shame! at March 24, 2026 05:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Oldcat
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IIRC Kirk people wanted someone up there but college Chief of Police said he would take care of it. Obviously that campus mall cop failed.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 05:05 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2026 05:02 PM (zG4BR)
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For a long time, the date of the English New Year was March 25. Aragorn announces that the new year will date from March 25 to commemorate the destruction of the Ring. I think that's the connection he was making.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2026 05:05 PM (aRuCH)
STA safe BD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 05:05 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (WONh
*Two Thumbs Up*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 05:05 PM (dmDsy)
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 05:01 PM (WONhk)
Macron has shot his bolt, if the threats failed its too late to sue now.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
....
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:13 PM
This smacks of the appeasement movement in the 1930s. Let germany have their own sphere of influence and everything will work out fine.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 05:07 PM (0N4FZ)
Not sure why people are suddenly very comfortable wanting to share their Jew-hatred with me, but they can surely STFU and EABBOD's.
Posted by: Sam Adams
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Because bigotry exists in the nasty sewers of some people's minds and they want a fall guy or group for their personal or perceived failures in life.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 05:07 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 05:07 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2026 05:05 PM (aRuCH)
First days of spring in the Temperate Northern Hemisphere weather wise.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 05:02 PM (zwuwb)
Yeah, that’s probably because Fuentes is allergic to vagina and thinks all women are useless.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 05:08 PM (+YA9H)
The President of the Senate needs to act. That would be Vance
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 05:08 PM (6onGE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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IIRC, Green Beret.
Posted by: whig
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Back in the Vietnam era, the Green Beanies did a bunch of wet work for the CIA, but that's pretty much over. Today, they're back to their original mission: insurgent and counter-insurgent training of friendly forces.
The nasty/black business nowadays is conducted by actual CIA operators with occasion assistance from SOC command. Or, when they need a cutout, by hired mercenaries. Incidentally, many retired/separated GB personnel populate those merc companies.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 05:09 PM (8snZr)
She's unhinged and needs to leave TP behind, but she can't. I doubt anyone will help her, haul her somewhere for involuntary or voluntary mental health examination for individuals in crisis who pose a danger to themselves or others and then get her help thereafter.
The others, their kids are older or grown, so hopefully the idiot parents will just fade away soon, just not soon enough for me.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 05:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Jerome at March 24, 2026 05:09 PM (VeMN6)
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 05:02 PM (zwuwb)
Yeah, that’s probably because Fuentes is allergic to vagina and thinks all women are useless.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)
He seems to have more of a sense of humor about his grift/ideology compared to the run of the mill anti semite leftist groups
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)
Eh, the LDS church does that with every religious group in Utah. They have helped fund synagogues and episcopal churches and Greek Orthodox churches in the state when they have building projects. They fund everyone. They see it as raising the boats of all the religious communities in the state and building a coalition so we can have a dialogue. This has been so for decades.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (+YA9H)
Z-Bag has a long history of murdering and jailing his political opponents and chasing them down in other countries. So what would he do to one who was headed for the Presidency, where he had promised to cut off the billions?
BTW, Z-Bag sent Nazi Cadres to the Capitol on J6, to smash windows Maidan-style, while wearing MAGA hats to frame all of us.
Wouldn't it be just like a Nazi to frame Israel?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (7pQY6)
Posted by: whig
I was at a card game, listening to some jackass rant about how Jews dominated the media, law, medicine and finance. I told him it sounded like they were probably pretty smart, and that maybe everyone else should step up their game.
He stopped speaking to me.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (X+xvk)
IMO, of course.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 05:14 PM (NFX2v)
Primary: 208.67.222.222
Secondary: 208.67.220.220
Posted by: ballistic
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If you're a little bit paranoid about being screened by Cloudflare, be aware that Cisco is one of the very leftist/LGBTQetc companies headquartered on the SF Peninsula. 45 years ago.when I dealt with them they were VERY gay friendly, and, given the leftwing sea that they swim in in the Bay Area, I doubt if it's changed.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (8snZr)
Seems convenient.
Posted by: Coach Howard Schnebrllenegr at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (0d+qP)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 24, 2026 05:30 PM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 24, 2026 05:43 PM (Jc4hv)
Carlson, Kent, and Owens are such heinous MONSTERS.
What they have done (and are continuing to do) to Charlie Kirk's family and Charlie's friends that it fills me with rage.
And it makes me sad knowing that Charlie's family and friends have to put up with their evil doings.
Grotesque and disgusting, these fiends.
Posted by: Bach In Black at March 24, 2026 05:46 PM (KY9hS)
Jeeze! I thought it was Donald Trump killed Kirk to distract from the Epstein Files!
Posted by: Chuck Moss at March 24, 2026 05:49 PM (cquBi)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 24, 2026 05:56 PM (L6dcX)
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Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 04:13 PM
This smacks of the appeasement movement in the 1930s. Let germany have their own sphere of influence and everything will work out fine.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 05:07 PM (0N4FZ)
This is a wonderful idea so long as the United States unilaterally.
Posted by: Isolationists and Code Pinkers at March 24, 2026 06:47 PM (hJH5n)
Tyler Robinson was more likely the receiving end of the menage a deux. That made him malleable to perform an (accused) act outside of his normal behavior.
Andrew Kolvet and Joe Kent seemed already prepped to publicly (mis)guide the reason for Charlie Kirk's assassination. In a crime investigation, always consider sources to be misdirection. Immediately pointing to the Jews without solid justification gives no credence to the plausible reason for the assassination. If our FBI had two neurons communicating together they would add Andrew and Joe to their in-depth investigation.
Posted by: John at March 24, 2026 09:41 PM (0DsdP)
Despite Hurting Miniature Senator Rand Paul's Fragile Feelings, Markwaye Mullin is Confirmed as Secretary of DHS
Democrats Preparing Failure Theater on Their DHS Shutdown?
I don't know much about this guy except that I have vague memories of him standing on the open borders/"Comprehensive Amnesty Reform" side of things a few times.
But if Trump thinks he can be browbeaten into being useful, fine, I'll defer to Trump.Bill MeluginMXM:
@BillMelugin_ BREAKING: The Senate just voted 54-45 to confirm Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) as DHS Secretary. Applause & cheers break out. The only Republican no vote was Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY). The only two Democrats to vote yes were Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) & Sen. Martin Heinrich (D-NM). Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) didn't vote.
The Senate on Monday night confirmed Sen. Markwayne Mullin as the next Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, handing President Trump another key cabinet win as his administration moves to tighten its grip on immigration enforcement and national security. Mullin, an Oklahoma Republican and close Trump ally, was approved in a 54-45 vote, with a largely party-line split that still saw a few notable defections. Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky was the lone Republican to vote against the nomination, while Democrat Sens. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania and Martin Heinrich of New Mexico crossed the aisle to support it.When Paul was questioning a vote of Mullins', which I think showed Mullins as weak on the border, Mullins said something like "I can see why Rand Paul's neighbor beat him up." Paul made this his primary case against Mullins -- not the vote, the comment about Paul being very punchable. He told Mullins to tell him that to his face, as if he were some kind of tough-guy. This is like a dweeby fourth grader saying "Say that to my face" when in the presence of three teachers and the Vice Principle. Rand Paul is an unserious pansy bitch and I can't wait to primary xim.
The confirmation caps a swift rise for Mullin, who Trump tapped earlier this month to replace Kristi Noem. In announcing the move on Truth Social, Trump said Noem would transition to a new role as "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas," while praising Mullin's record in Congress, noting his decade in the House and three years in the Senate and calling his performance "tremendous." Mullin, a former mixed martial arts fighter turned lawmaker, quickly embraced the nomination, signaling alignment with Trump's agenda at a department that has become central to the administration's immigration crackdown and broader homeland security posture. "I am grateful to President Trump for nominating me to lead the U.S. Department of Homeland Security," Mullin wrote on X following the announcement. "I look forward to earning the support of my colleagues in the Senate and carrying out President Trump's mission alongside the department's many capable agencies and the thousands of patriots who keep us safe every day."Democrats have admitted that they have shut down the DHS to inflict pain and inconvenience on the public, so that their media allies can claim it's all Trump's fault.
For over a month, Democrats have shut down the Department of Homeland Security -- inflicting pain on over 100,000 American families missing paychecks and causing widespread disruption to millions of travelers across the country. Democrats have misrepresented negotiations in the press, been unresponsive, prolonged the suffering of hardworking Americans, boasted that they are "very serene" about this dangerous shutdown and are now openly admitting they are "making people hurt."The Trump Administration has negotiated in good faith from day one to fully fund DHS and avoid this dangerous shutdown, but instead of working towards a solution, Democrats have responded with a list of unserious, extreme demands that would seek to reinstitute Biden's failed open-border agenda, protect criminal illegal aliens, and put American citizens -- and the law enforcement officers who defend them -- in danger. Let's be clear: these attempts to defund our federal law enforcement agents and border security are unacceptable to the American people.
Trump's Nefarious Scheme to use ICE agents, whose salaries are fully funded, to serve as emergency TSA agents as Democrats ruthlessly attempt to shut down the country is actually working, says CNN.
🚨 HOLY SMOKES! CNN just infuriated Democrats, showing video PROOF that "more TSA lines are open than normal" in Atlanta after the deployment of ICE
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 24, 2026
"There may be a celebration here at the airport!"
"Look, almost NO LINE, no WAITING. Unbelievable!"
"There seems to be more… pic.twitter.com/XHZqvUfrfR
🚨 BREAKING: BEFORE and AFTER ICE!
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 24, 2026
The Atlanta airport TSA wait times have absolutely PLUMMETED, and travelers might not actually miss their flights thanks to ICE
I mean, this is simply incredible. Trump just sent in ICE and they DID IT, Americans are grateful! 🇺🇸
H/t… pic.twitter.com/qyFslnJNnZ
BREAKING: DHS tells @FoxNews that this viral incident at SFO airport last night involved ICE arrests of a family Guatemalan illegal immigrants who have had a deportation order since 2019, and one of the females tried to flee while being escorted for processing. Happened before… https://t.co/dn0p5saJbN
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) March 23, 2026
Elon MuskAllegedly, Democrats are ready to make a deal, though I suspect they're offering a "deal" in the same way Iran's mullahs routinely offer "deals." Ed Morrissey, quoting Punchbowl DC:
@elonmusk I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country
Suddenly, Senate Democrats want to play Monty Hall on the stalled funding package for the Department of Homeland Security. Multiple outlets report that a new deal will fund DHS, except for a slice of ICE's migrant-removal operations. However, Republicans have a plan for that, and that may cost Democrats more than just a little face:Maybe this did it:Republicans would then try to fund the rest of ICE via a party-line reconciliation bill. That strategy opens up another option, however:
For the first time in more than a month, there's optimism that the Senate and the White House can finally find a path to reopening the Department of Homeland Security. Key Senate Republicans returned from the White House late Monday with a noticeably upbeat demeanor over the state of the talks with President Donald Trump, who had just rebuffed a GOP-backed off-ramp. The framework under discussion would fund all of DHS except for ICE's migrant removal operations, and could eventually include some reforms that Democrats have been demanding.
GOP leaders would also try to use reconciliation to enact elements of the SAVE America Act, which mandates photo IDs and citizenship verification for federal elections. Trump has called this bill his top legislative priority.
BREAKING - Delta Air Lines CEO Ed Bastian is receiving nationwide applause after stripping members of Congress of their special priority privileges in response to the Democrat led shutdown, calling it an “inexcusable” use of TSA agents as political chips. pic.twitter.com/d8Gx0QsBiE
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) March 24, 2026
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Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 02:51 PM (mJELX)
I mean, this is simply incredible. Trump just sent in ICE and they DID IT, Americans are grateful!"
I used to be TSA when they first stood up and at peak travel periods a large percentage of our people were doing crowd control and making sure people had everything they needed before they got into a screening line. It makes sense to pass those duties off to other people and let the TSA people focus on their job of screening passengers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 02:51 PM (0N4FZ)
I want to hear the neighbor's story now as I may support him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 02:52 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 02:53 PM (QIawq)
I wonder if Trump is good at chess. Because I see him moving towards checkmate on the Dems at this time...
I don't trust Mullin any farther than Trump could throw him but if he doesn't stay in line I could say the commander-in-chief saying "you're fired" so I guess it's okay
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 02:53 PM (xT8gx)
White Karens filming and hassling the agents ... who are brown. The one guy who looks into the camera is clearly hispanic. The other guy looks hispanic too.
So two hispanic dudes, doing their job legally arresting an illegal alien under final deportation orders, are hassled and heckled by white Karens.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
Disaster: I should have finished building it outside because it won't fit through the sliding door. I am dreading taking it apart to put it back together again. Maybe I can go through a window.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
It would take a heart of stone not to laugh...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 02:53 PM (zjgNU)
Republicans will just send this through reconciliation for the removal operations. Which they could have done already.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 02:53 PM (mJELX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 02:54 PM (xT8gx)
.......
Yeah well I think a lot of "the people" would like to make you hurt too, asshole.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 02:54 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:50 PM (1wjle)
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Hmmm...I'll have to set aside my re-read of the Repairman Jack series, but I suppose I could give it a go.
I haven't read either of them in far too long.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 02:54 PM (ESVrU)
Democrats have tried seven times to get TSA funding and Republicans have refused every time. I'm in the ATL security line now. ICE aren't helping anything. They're just standing around and chatting.
They aren’t there doing any real actual work. They won’t run belts or security they are there because the orange doofus wants to use them as his personal threat gestapo.
Remember, Dems tried to pass TSA funding 9 times to which the Republicans say no. They want their stupid ICE funding and SAVE act to suppress voting. Hold out as long as it takes as ICE is literally killing citizens.
They are not there to assist, they are there to acclimate people to the gestapo. This is theater.
Trump has brought up fort sumpter in tv interviews multiple times. I believe he’s putting all these armed men under his direct control all over the place in hopes that someone, anyone will engage and begin civil war 2. In which case he can declare martial law and retain the presidency indefinitely.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Woke Ace
Which one
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (J5RCE)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
I want to hear the neighbor's story now as I may support him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 02:52 PM (WONhk)
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Rand is an ideologue who fits on our side more often than not, but when he doesn't, he's just kind of annoying.
His vote is almost never impactful. He's left with rhetoric that's mostly a distraction.
At least he still does those charity eye surgeries, so he's got that going for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (ssz2a)
Yeah. No they haven't. Nice try.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (5xUrG)
I want to hear the neighbor's story now as I may support him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
......
Probably told Rand to put some fucking clothes on.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (UjdFS)
So despite improvements at some locations, the Democrats are still punishing Americans in their pursuit of serving their most important constituency: illegal aliens.
Hope this isn't forgotten in the midterms.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (MNCvZ)
>>The Blade runneth FIRST
I know Rick Deckard, Rick Deckard was a friend of mine, you sir are no Rick Deckard.
--
Gaff
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (JCZqz)
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When Walz kept bringing up Sumter, painting himself in the vein of the Confederacy, these people cheered him, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)
I can't remember the whole thing, but it had several memorable lines, such as:
"It's time to floss-and-fly this mofo"
and
"We gotcha covered like a jimmy cap!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 02:57 PM (ESVrU)
She was all butthurt that ICE detained some illegal and his 5 year old kid and they were being 'taken to jail.' She tried to turn the kid into some living martyr asking "Are you alright with this?"
Yeah, pretty much.
So ICE in airports is a huge travesty. If only there was something, anything the Dems could do. Anything. But she couldn't think of anything.
Great move President Trump.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 02:57 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (ssz2a)
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Republicans really lost one: the 2013 shutdown. Obama outplayed them hard. And even then, the GOP did really well in 2014 midterms.
Everything else has been somewhere around a wash without much impact on anything.
Because everyone forgets about the shutdown after like a week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 02:57 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (JCZqz)
________
Yea, this totally happened. Totally.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Andddddd????
We're waiting.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 02:58 PM (5xUrG)
Volkswagen, the company founded by the Nazis, and going bankrupt due to socialism and environmentalism, is signing a deal to move from vehicle manufacture to building iron dome components for Israel.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 02:59 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:59 PM (zZu0s)
Disaster: I should have finished building it outside because it won't fit through the sliding door. I am dreading taking it apart to put it back together again. Maybe I can go through a window.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
Is this one of those Paul Bunyan chairs? How big is it that it won’t go through a sliding glass door?
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 02:59 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 02:59 PM (cUmOc)
Delta Airlines Gate Agent: *Feeds boarding pass through a shredder.* Now you're a pedestrian. Buh-bye now. Buh-bye.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 24, 2026 02:59 PM (ryVuR)
Illegals are getting free food.
Illegals are getting free childcare.
Illegals are getting free education.
Illegals are getting free tax credits.
Illegals are getting free healthcare.
Illegals are getting free housing assistance.
Illegals are getting free legal representation.
Illegals are getting free mental health services.
Illegals are getting free college tuition in over a dozen states.
It is the most insane scam ever perpetrated on the American people.
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2026 02:59 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 02:59 PM (j+aD2)
......
They're probably laughing at your outfit.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:00 PM (UjdFS)
This will prove the democrat party golden rule of "They hate us and want to see us dead."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2026 03:00 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Ain't no way in hell I'd trust those nazis.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 03:00 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:00 PM (j+aD2)
GOP Senators: "See, we're relevant and stuff!".
Narrator: they are not relevant.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 03:00 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 03:01 PM (xT8gx)
This will prove the democrat party golden rule of "They hate us and want to see us dead."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2026 03:00 PM (xvV+O)
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There have been several over the last couple of weeks, actually.
They won't be satisfied until they are the iron boot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:01 PM (gYVzu)
and this might just continue indefinitely
we SHOULD have ICE at our ports of entry, and that's what airports are
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:01 PM (j+aD2)
......
They're probably laughing at your outfit.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:00 PM (UjdFS)
If the line gets too long, they just deport the next 20 people.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:01 PM (8avO+)
Are illegal aliens doing that much flying? Are they panhandling at airports? Are they just living in the terminals?
I feel like I'm missing critical information here.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (aZm/F)
Good look and wear your mouthpieces!
Posted by: Ed Christie III, Ceo, Spirit Airlines at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (mHVWR)
Are illegal aliens doing that much flying? Are they panhandling at airports? Are they just living in the terminals?
I feel like I'm missing critical information here.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (a+4eV)
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Freeing up the 75% of TSA agents who are showing up to focus on screening by letting ICE handle crowd control.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
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Well, one of Paul's ideologies is open borders.
Another is being respected and admired.
Unfortunately, I don't think anyone in the Senate actually likes him, so the second doesn't matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:03 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
Mullin insulted him personally in the confirmation hearing. I forgot the details but it was gratuitous. Nevertheless, Paul's feelings shouldn't be that easily hurt... it's ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (xT8gx)
I totally love and laugh when Dim's plans backfire like Wyle E. Coyote's ideas. Boomerangs to show who is in charge and, wow. President Trump is always ten steps and 1000 IQ points ahead of them.
The bonus? People discovering that ICE are not demons unless you try to run them over like a lesbian in a SUV. Pretti Good!
I have to say the CEO of Delta is a good man, my friend, Ed. I have a personal recent story about him I won't tell, but he is a very good man in my opinion, for what it is worth (nothing, ChristyB).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (Mx+TJ)
Disaster: I should have finished building it outside because it won't fit through the sliding door. I am dreading taking it apart to put it back together again. Maybe I can go through a window.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
Is this one of those Paul Bunyan chairs? How big is it that it won’t go through a sliding glass door?
The problem is the large shelving wings extending outward from the armrests.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
He said he might understand why Paul’s neighbor attacked him, and then Mullen refused to apologize for it during the confirmation hearing.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Yes. Rand got upset when Mullins said years ago something to the effect that Rand's neighbor may have had reason. I think the context was Rand peacocking on some stupid point.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (E4rtv)
.......
Which was scarier?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (UjdFS)
Those who doubt me lose again. The chair went through the window as smoothly as a pecker going up Don Lemon's ample sphincter. All is well.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (1wjle)
Senate Democrats want to play Monty Hall
I'll give you a fully funded DHS if you have an egg in your purse!
-Monty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (Cqx++)
Those who doubt me lose again. The chair went through the window as smoothly as a pecker going up Don Lemon's ample sphincter. All is well.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (1wjle)
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And you know this...how?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (j+aD2)
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2019, of course, made their removal order part of the anti-immigration measures employed by the first Trump Administration. The Lopez family thumbed their noses at the order and stayed. During the Barry III administration, they were just faces in the crowd. But Trump II don't play and out they go.
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (rj6Yv)
He talks more to reporters in one week then Biden did in 4 years.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care
Newsweek: Trump is crazy as hell but the 25th amendment is probably a nonstarter because Vance and the cabinet would have to play ball and that's not happening.
https://is.gd/mVWSWt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 03:06 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Woke Ace
You want someone to read it to you while you continue reassembling the chair?
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 24, 2026 03:06 PM (cMU4o)
Obama intentionally "made people hurt" by unnecessarily closing national parks and war memorials when Republicans shut down the government.
That seems to be how they punish Americans for voting in ways they don't approve of. Either that, or they are thinking that if they cause enough pain it will help them in the midterms.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:07 PM (0MjtC)
https://is.gd/mVWSWt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 03:06 PM (ndZc7)
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The entire effort to 25th Amendment a president is undone by a single letter from the president to the Speaker of the House.
Anyone pimping the 25th Amendment on a president who isn't in a literal coma is a retard who should be ignored.
So, ignore Newsweek. They are retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:07 PM (gYVzu)
IIRC the funding shit show was about DHS, which is the parent organization of both ICE and TSA.
If one was funded, so was the other. If neither was getting money... why was it a "TSA related issue?" I mean, other than the media spin.
I'll wait... but I already know why.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 03:07 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (j+aD2)
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Yes, and it wasn't taken out of context. He reminds me of Kamala. Dumb, likes to talk a lot to let everyone know how dumb.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 03:07 PM (aZm/F)
Disaster: I should have finished building it outside because it won't fit through the sliding door. I am dreading taking it apart to put it back together again. Maybe I can go through a window.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
I refuse to believe this is the real Ace.... shelf mishaps, ok... but building a chair that won't fit back into the house?
Come on, man... I haven't read any comments past this one, so maybe I'm late to the party (I hope so!)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 03:07 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Woke Ace
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I'm reading Dante, bruh.
Gotta see how the violent are punished in Hell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:07 PM (gYVzu)
And it ought to be used in R campaign commercials for the midterms.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 03:08 PM (rZCVI)
Careful Ed. You're going to make Susan Rice's list.
Posted by: No Name Today at March 24, 2026 03:08 PM (8mulE)
Are illegal aliens doing that much flying? Are they panhandling at airports? Are they just living in the terminals?
I feel like I'm missing critical information here.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Up until the 2025 inauguration, illegals were not only in airports by the thousands, they were getting free airfare and were exempt from TSA screening. Also, in Chicago, an entire terminal was closed off as living space for illegals.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 03:08 PM (0U5gm)
Are illegal aliens doing that much flying? Are they panhandling at airports? Are they just living in the terminals?
I feel like I'm missing critical information here.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (a+4eV)
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Freeing up the 75% of TSA agents who are showing up to focus on screening by letting ICE handle crowd control.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (gYVzu)
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Also helps that last week was a big travel week (spring break) and airports are always crowded then. I think lines would be shorter this week even without ICE.
As I said in an earlier post, the pics I've seen of airport lines looked normal for busy travel times. Even with TSA at full capacity, wait times through security at busy airports at busy times could be over two hours.
All that being said, if Trump wants to take a victory lap for reducing airport wait times, then go for it!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)
Which would also describe why you are brain damaged.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 03:08 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 03:08 PM (Pz+ni)
no
ICE was specifically funded but the rest of DHS wasn't (in the BBB)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:08 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2026 03:09 PM (G0vdT)
also it was the news idiots making up a story
I took two kids to the airport last week and nothing was weird
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)
Disaster: I should have finished building it outside because it won't fit through the sliding door. I am dreading taking it apart to put it back together again. Maybe I can go through a window.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
You should be able to enlarge the sliding door so the chair will fit through. Do you own a chainsaw?
Posted by: a.moron at March 24, 2026 03:09 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 03:10 PM (gm9Sb)
it's actually pretty big. It seems like it's made for someone with a big butt.
But the window was bigger, so no problem. My #Haterz lose again.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 03:10 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
He said he might understand why Paul’s neighbor attacked him, and then Mullen refused to apologize for it during the confirmation hearing.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (pZEOD)
______
I've having a strange new respect for this neighbor ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Dukewayne Lowell at March 24, 2026 03:10 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Yes. Rand got upset when Mullins said years ago something to the effect that Rand's neighbor may have had reason. I think the context was Rand peacocking on some stupid point.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (E4rtv)
I don't regard that as petty. "Hey, that guy who broke half a dozen ribs and injured your lungs might have had a point" is the kind of thing that can reasonably be expected to result in hostility.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2026 03:11 PM (u1qVW)
Booting him in a primary won't be easy.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 24, 2026 03:11 PM (k2Vk4)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (UjdFS)
Yesterday, we talked a lot about Whoopie's sex life. Kind of a three way tie.
It really is fascinating to see what the libs consume as news. Right now, so much hand-ringing about the end-game strategy in Iran.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 03:11 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2026 03:09 PM (G0vdT)
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They're doing the amendment stuff in fits and starts in the Senate. I think they're doing the actual debate stuff in between other matters.
Stringing the base along for months and then either still going to a cloture vote or trying something as idiotic as reconciliation with a non-budgetary measure would be a level of stupid I don't think Thune has in him.
I mean, this is the guy who got 98% of the OBBB originally written passed even after the Parliamentarian pulled out a bunch of it. He just...put it all back on the final amendment (well, like 95% of what she had pulled out).
He's not Mitch, "Oh, darn, John McCain voted against the ACA repeal, darn it, gosh darn it" McConnell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:11 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (E4rtv)
I am, for sure, on the neighbor's side now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 03:11 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 03:11 PM (Pz+ni)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24
We have spring break the wee before and the week after Easter, so still more travel to be had.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 03:11 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:11 PM (1wjle)
Which would also describe why you are brain damaged.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
.......
He's got that blank stare of the fully retarded.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:12 PM (UjdFS)
Hope it's just a threat. Not sure boots on the ground is going to go over well. Pure speculation on my part there.
Assuming Trump and Israel were hoping for an overthrow by the populace by now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:12 PM (mzM2O)
I called him Miniature Senator in the headline
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:12 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:12 PM (0MjtC)
Nah, the arrest occurred before ICE was assigned to TSA duties.
It does show that someone who's ignored an order of deportation for seven years feels free to use the domestic air transport system.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2026 03:12 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That is true of most of the news media and online world as well.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (E4rtv)
What to read...what to read...
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:12 PM (0MjtC)
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Maturin wasn't a real person, unlike Frodo Baggins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (n9ltV)
Those who doubt me lose again. The chair went through the window as smoothly as a pecker going up Don Lemon's ample sphincter. All is well.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (1wjle)
Now he's got a window to fix and glass to sweep up
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (8avO+)
Disaster: I should have finished building it outside because it won't fit through the sliding door. I am dreading taking it apart to put it back together again. Maybe I can go through a window.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
To this: ?
Those who doubt me lose again. The chair went through the window as smoothly as a pecker going up Don Lemon's ample sphincter. All is well.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 03:05 PM (1wjle)
Sorry, but me confused.
Posted by: Denny Crane - And I'm Denny Crane- I'm Not Easily Confused. at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:50 PM (1wjle)
Nope, I flamed out somewhere in the middle of LOTR fifty-some years ago and feel no desire to try again. I don't remember which book I gave up on, the third or fourth, I think. I found it a slow going slog and just gave up.
Posted by: a.moron at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (X5Jzz)
What to read...what to read...
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:12 PM (0MjtC)
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Maturin wasn't a real person, unlike Frodo Baggins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (gYVzu)
it is also my birthday.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (8avO+)
also it was the news idiots making up a story
I took two kids to the airport last week and nothing was weird
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)
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For sure. I said that in my earlier post. The pics of lines accompanied hysterical reporting about what a clusterfuck it was. I was like "huh, that looks about normal for a big travel day."
This week should be lighter travel, but then it picks up again next week for Passover and Easter, which this year overlap. So airports will be packed.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 03:14 PM (0U5gm)
I said it went through the window smoothly, not without damage.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
I read that Mullin went over and comforted a distraught Lt Byrd right after he capped Ashli Babbitt. F' Mullin, he's dead to me for life for shooting an unarmed VETERAN and now we are all flicking each other's bics in celebration he got confirmed. Count me out.
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at March 24, 2026 03:04 PM (Mx+TJ)
I don't buy that Byrd was distraught shit. That cocksucker practically screwed the muzzle of his pistol into Babbitt's ear before pulling the trigger. He wanted blood.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 03:14 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (gYVzu)
But he did, apparently, bear a striking resemblance to Gollum.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:14 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 03:14 PM (wBaIH)
ewww go take a shower
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 03:15 PM (+YA9H)
Sorry, but me confused.
Posted by: Denny Crane - And I'm Denny Crane- I'm Not Easily Confused. at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (dmDsy)
AH! I missed the smooth insertion through the window!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Told You, I Am Easily Confused. at March 24, 2026 03:15 PM (dmDsy)
I said it went through the window smoothly, not without damage.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
It was like that when I bought it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:15 PM (mzM2O)
yeah I imagine it was the frodo-sam chapters in Two Towers, which is Book Four. Super repetitive and only interesting if you're keen to know 30 old english synonyms for "crag."
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:15 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: The Great Poof at March 24, 2026 03:15 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 03:14 PM (wBaIH)
That has been one of my favorite GIFs of late on Twitter.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:15 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:15 PM (1wjle)
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It's like you don't know how to have fun, ace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:16 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 03:14 PM (wBaIH)
Wait, are we still talking about Don Lemon?
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:16 PM (0MjtC)
Remember, there are just thirteen million illegals.
Thirty years ago, there were also thirteen million illegals, and there is been zero increase in the illegal population since that time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2026 03:16 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Rand has said nasty things about others.
"Its political world, Jake." Like the military, you don't have to like the SOB next to you but you best understand which team you are playing for.
Politics, for better or worse, is a team sport in the legislature. Want to do something different, then run for an executive position.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:16 PM (E4rtv)
I took two kids to the airport last week and nothing was weird
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)
.......................................
Yep! Our son flies a lot for business. Few out of DC two weeks ago: fine. Flew out of Houston (which over a decade ago I thought was a strange airport) last Fri: fine.
The news clip on the Hotlanta airport above was interesting.
I try everything possible to fly straight to my destination to avoid Atlanta.
I have news for the Dims: a lot, a whole lot of Atlanta are black people who used to vote Dim.
They see a President, for the first time, ever, fixing problems. Well, what a surprise!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 03:17 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 03:17 PM (Pz+ni)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:17 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:17 PM (0MjtC)
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Yep. A lot of those 'refugees' from persecution in the old home country actually fly back and forth to that country frequently. And that alone should mean never being readmitted to the US upon leaving. They lied.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (gYVzu)
Rand Paul is generally better spoken than the average pol, and that I like.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 03:17 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:15 PM (1wjle)
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I actually enjoyed that part of the story.
I liked it better than Merry/Pippin wandering around in Fangorn Forest.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:50 PM (1wjle)
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I actually re-read The Hobbit last month. Contemplating digging into the Trilogy again but I had mostly forgotten how challenging it can be to get accustomed to Tolkien's writing style.
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (ZbPL4)
Posted by: a.moron
.......
I liked the movie because Arwen.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (UjdFS)
they don't really work and just grift and vacation and stuff I guess
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:19 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: a.moron at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (X5Jzz)
There's always the tale of Frito Bugger if you're looking for something a little more intellectual.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:19 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (UjdFS)
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*Freedom of Speech meme*
Mirando Otto is much hotter than Liv Tyler, and it's not even close.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:19 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (ZbPL4)
Islam is his Plan B. His application to the KKK is still being processed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:19 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: TJ jackson at March 24, 2026 03:20 PM (bXvrr)
Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 03:20 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Dukewayne Lowell at March 24, 2026 03:20 PM (u73oe)
We need a lot more pushback on this "Rules for thee, but not for me" horseshit that Congress pulls.
Like a bus full of politicians at the bottom of the lake, a good start.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 03:20 PM (8snZr)
I'm guessing he was white knighting heavily during Oct 7 events (see post above about him kissing up to Michael Byrd) and the ladies in Congress like him for doing that.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:21 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 03:21 PM (Pz+ni)
Delta Airlines Gate Agent: *Feeds boarding pass through a shredder.*
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 24, 2026 02:59 PM (ryVuR)
; )
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 03:21 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (UjdFS)
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*Freedom of Speech meme*
Mirando Otto is much hotter than Liv Tyler, and it's not even close.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:19 PM (gYVzu)
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Two is better than one, bro!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Rick C at March 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ChO0v)
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:50 PM (1wjle)
Actually, I'll do it with you...
I'm in the middle of packing my shit to move from my house of almost 20 years, and my books are the next on my list to pack...
It's been probably 7 years since I last read them, so I'd be into starting them again.
Except... The Hobbit would have to be last, LOTR has to be first.
I await your response.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 03:22 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: UA113 at March 24, 2026 03:22 PM (cz34i)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2026 03:22 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 24, 2026 03:23 PM (WYStd)
Part of what clued me into how much of a hoax COVID was, was during COVIDmania going to a park out in the burbs where I lived and it being full of Chinese/Indian speakers...if COVID wasn't a big enough concern to stop people from coming here for normal business obviously it wasn't much of a concern...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)
*in Brian Blessed voice*
Wot, are you retarded?
https://youtu.be/zCWZxtvLkDE
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 03:24 PM (Riz8t)
We need a lot more pushback on this "Rules for thee, but not for me" horseshit that Congress pulls.
Like a bus full of politicians at the bottom of the lake, a good start.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 03:20 PM (8snZr)
Lulz. The same people doing the crime are voting on the sentence.
Assholes just voted down letting anyone see their slush fund for paying off the sexually assaulted.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:24 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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There are always legislators trying to build a brand name for themselves--Rep. H.R. Gross of Iowa was known as the abominable No Man for objecting, etc. to funding bills. Sen. Proxmire had his Golden Fleece. Sen. Mondale was noted as a major critic of NASA spending and IIRC caused a kerfluffle over astronauts taking small items to space and then selling them as a way to supplement their salary.
And legislative leaders make some allowance for legislators to peacock on certain issues in order to fund raise and to raise their electability. At a certain point though, you piss off enough of your colleagues that you are effectively done as a legislator. No one votes for your amendments, no one co sponsors legislation with you, your home town priorities are not funded, then you are simply a figurehead.
Remains to be seen if Rand becomes that as his dad did.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:24 PM (E4rtv)
Eowyn or Arwen?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:24 PM (UjdFS)
Eowyn or Arwen?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:24 PM (UjdFS)
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Well, Eowyn is definitely no man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:25 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (pZEOD)
I linked to a photo up thread.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 03:25 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Woke Ace
You may have to shelve this project for the time being.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2026 03:25 PM (w9Wax)
I await your response.
well I'm going to start with The Hobbit but that will just take a little bit of time. Because last time I didn't begin with The Hobbit, and tried to read it last. So this time I really want to read it first.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:26 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 24, 2026 03:26 PM (zRo6N)
The whole story was one movie.
Frodo banged Galadriel.
The production fell apart and reconstituted as Excalibur.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:26 PM (gYVzu)
I await your response.
well I'm going to start with The Hobbit but that will just take a little bit of time. Because last time I didn't begin with The Hobbit, and tried to read it last. So this time I really want to read it first.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:26 PM (1wjle)
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I can't wait until you get to The Silmarillion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:27 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Machine politics state with a known record of corruption. GOP in rural areas and Dems in urban areas and college towns. Mini version of Illinois famous Combine of GOP and Dems which lasted until the Dems finally won it all via Chicago fraud.
Indiana is somewhat similar as well as KY as is Ohio.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)
@julie_kelly2
According to newly released documents by Sen Grassley office, it appears Special Counsel Jack Smith conferred with both DC Chief Judges Beryl Howell and James Boasberg as to their legal strategy in targeting the president and his associates.
I said for years both Howell then Boasberg were in cahoots with Biden DOJ to rubber stamp, even advise, any strategy set forth by Jack Smith.
Howell "loves the idea."
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2026 03:27 PM (RHGPo)
The whole story was one movie.
Frodo banged Galadriel.
The production fell apart and reconstituted as Excalibur.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:26 PM (gYVzu)
you just couldn't fit it into one movie. The cartoon tried doing half, and still was a chopped up mess.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 03:21 PM (Pz+ni)
++++
Funnily enough, I was just talking to an airline pilot yesterday. He flies for Alaska and said that except for a few spots, like Texas, the problems really don't exist as far as long waits.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2026 03:28 PM (DHJug)
Posted by: Oldcat
I like havin' sex with chicks.
Posted by: Frito Pendejo at March 24, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:28 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: 29Victor
Bored of the Rings, a small paperback, originally published by the Harvard Lampoon in 1969, available on Amazon.
It's been awhile, but I don't think that Frito Bugger was a character name. Dildo Baggins, however, I do remember.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 03:29 PM (8snZr)
Posted by: Woke Ace
You may have to shelve this project for the time being.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 03:29 PM (5xUrG)
Mirando Otto is much hotter than Liv Tyler, and it's not even close.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:19 PM (gYVzu)
There's this one quick shot in the Ride of the Rohirrim where she's at full gallop, screaming for orc blood.
*fans self*
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! NOW!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 03:29 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 03:29 PM (zwuwb)
Posted by: Defenestratus
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Salaries, capital spending, etc. yes. Apparently though the funds for removal of illegals are regular line items in the DHS funding bill.
The whole thing should have been funded through reconciliation in February but there may be some pretext why that hasn't been done involving the SAVE act, politics for the midterm, and the war in Iran.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)
And are the airports easier now bc the illegals stayed home out of fear of ICE or bc their help is working? Either way is fine with me.
Posted by: Random PJ at March 24, 2026 03:30 PM (+jscL)
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Yeah, wasn't Mullin a Trump basher in that J6 period? I thought he did something to show that he was a Cornyn / Cassidy / Jeff Flake-ish RINO...?
Still, Noem was knee-deep in the pro-trans lobby and Trump practically made her born again hard running DHS. As much as that bimbo could be... Arguably a better alternative to trying to primary them: hem them into a spot where they can't move left and open their seat up from that move...
Posted by: bearski at March 24, 2026 03:30 PM (Bhsk7)
https://youtu.be/euUkcIQgYw4
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 03:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:18 PM (mzM2O)
We're weird down here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)
https://is.gd/nPef0M
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Their slogan could be Arbeit Macht Frei!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 03:30 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:27 PM (gYVzu)
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I loved LOTR/Hobbit when I first read them so I ran out to grab The Silmarillion from the library. Got about 50 pages into it and noped out.
That book is denser than a supermassive black hole.
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 03:31 PM (5aZAZ)
The whole story was one movie.
Frodo banged Galadriel.
The production fell apart and reconstituted as Excalibur.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:26 PM (gYVzu)
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And then Jackson used quite a bit of imagery and production design from Excalibur in the LoTR movies.
I believe the cancelled Boorman version ultimately ended up as that cartoon movie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Heroq
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Easiest is just go back to status quo before 9/11. Current law allows airports to adopt private security as I think several West Coast airports have that operate under federal security rules. Simply get rid of the TSA jobs and privatize the whole thing.
Should really be done with USPS and TVA as well.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:27 PM (gYVzu)
It is best to approach the Silmarillion less as a novel and more like a compendium of Mythology like Bullfinch did with Roman and Greek and later Mythology.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 03:32 PM (zZu0s)
That book is denser than a supermassive black hole.
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 03:31 PM (5aZAZ)
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The Silmarillion is more like a collection of histories written by elves over the course of a few thousand years.
And I love it. Read it again last year.
Like Paradise Lost but more awesomer because elves and orcs and shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:32 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 03:32 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 03:33 PM (TsKLZ)
I believe the cancelled Boorman version ultimately ended up as that cartoon movie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)
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Nah. Bakshi actually tried to be faithful to Tolkien.
The Boorman script had nothing to do with Bakshi's take.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:33 PM (gYVzu)
I believe the cancelled Boorman version ultimately ended up as that cartoon movie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)
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Nah. Bakshi actually tried to be faithful to Tolkien.
The Boorman script had nothing to do with Bakshi's take.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:33 PM (gYVzu)
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Well, yea. I meant the movie rights.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 03:34 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 03:34 PM (464q3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gYVzu)
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Indeed, which is why every 15 pages there are 3 more pages of incredibly dense introduction and exposition of a thousand different characters.
Just too tough for me to plow through it over and over again.
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 03:35 PM (5aZAZ)
And I love it. Read it again last year.
Like Paradise Lost but more awesomer because elves and orcs and shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gYVzu)
It is a jolt to see the high elves acting like crazed Vikings when they get pissed off. The early part with origin myths, is like most of them, a bit slow.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Like the illustrious liaison with Reddit or DU, stupidity combined with hot takes are rampant in politics.
Kent offering to go to bat with the admitted assassin of Charlie Kirk claiming furriners made him do it is akin to jumping the shark.
Tucker appeal keeps getting more and more limited in the US as unfortunately for him, his foreign viewers gobbling up his fecal hot takes cannot vote for him in the US.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Lancestroker at March 24, 2026 03:35 PM (wVcYX)
Is there an alternate Dem build that pays for beejers for illegals in return for funding the not-ICE parts of DHS or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
https://is.gd/nPef0M
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Their slogan could be Arbeit Macht Frei!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Noooooo!!!!
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 24, 2026 03:36 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:36 PM (mzM2O)
Can we man all voting precincts with ICE, too?
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (DD6gL)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (zjgNU
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We are all Republicans now. Uniparty uber alles!
Posted by: Chuck Shumer at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (qeuvI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gYVzu)
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Indeed, which is why every 15 pages there are 3 more pages of incredibly dense introduction and exposition of a thousand different characters.
Just too tough for me to plow through it over and over again.
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 03:35 PM (5aZAZ)
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"Meh"
-- Book of Genesis
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
100 years ago, men loved each other as friends and were actually not gay. Sam married his girlfriend Rosie and they had many children. Frodo remained a bachelor and that was probably a blessing that he didn't get married considering he would likely still have had to leave her for the healing of Valinor across the sundered sea due to the lingering and painful effects of wearing the ring.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (Dv3i1)
By the time of LotR the elves have seen everything and are tired of it. IN the beginning though? Just like the younger races...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)
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Well, yeah. UA let Bakshi on board after Boorman dropped out. They offered the Boorman script to Bakshi, but he outright rejected it saying that Boorman didn't understand The Lord of the Rings.
Boorman, who is still alive, might be the smartest dumb person in movies because he often doesn't understand what he's responding to, like Exorcist II being some kind of response to the original Exorcist that...completely failed to understand what the Exorcist was about and ended up just repeating the same point in crazier clothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (gYVzu)
I am a Delta frequent flyer, always have been since college when I flew anything getting me back to college the cheapest, often with 2 stops before destination Crazy.
I would rather fly on my broom than fly Frontier or Spirit. Especially from Ft Lauderdale.
Over a decade ago I flew SW because it was a direct and cheap flight to MS. Then they pulled out of Jackson (who could blame them?). So now to get there we fly Delta straight to crazy NOLA and drive to avoid Atlanta.
My husband flew all the airlines when he was working. Always said Delta was the best. The worst was United.
Son flies Delta every flight, as do we. He flies several times a month for business.
This is unpaid PR for Delta and I do not lie. I may be a whole lot of things, but not a liar.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)
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"Elves would never do anything stupid about some jewelry."
-Elrond, to Gandalf, hoping early onset dementia affects Maia and Mithrandir has forgotten that Feanor ever existed
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:38 PM (gYVzu)
So despite improvements at some locations, the Democrats are still punishing Americans in their pursuit of serving their most important constituency: illegal aliens.
Hope this isn't forgotten in the midterms.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (MNCvZ)
And illegal aliens are, by definition, not citizens of the United States. So we have a political party that prioritizes their welfare above all else.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 03:39 PM (464q3)
https://is.gd/AoGFZd
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 03:13 PM (n9ltV)
Hi CBD - it is amazing that you have access to Ace's workshop. Great picture!
Hi whig - glad to see you posting today. Saw that you had a bad day last Friday - hope things are better now.
Posted by: Retired, thank God at March 24, 2026 03:39 PM (va0Yo)
Sam
@SamSullivan
Rashida Tlaib member of secret Facebook group where Hamas terrorists glorified
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 03:39 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)
-Elrond, to Gandalf, hoping early onset dementia affects Maia and Mithrandir has forgotten that Feanor ever existed
Those bitches stole my orbs.
Posted by: Feanor, perhaps the real ancestor of Thorin at March 24, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
100 years ago, men loved each other as friends and were actually not gay. Sam married his girlfriend Rosie and they had many children. Frodo remained a bachelor and that was probably a blessing that he didn't get married considering he would likely still have had to leave her for the healing of Valinor across the sundered sea due to the lingering and painful effects of wearing the ring.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (Dv3i1)
Tolkien meant the relation to be that of an officer and his enlisted batman/NCO. They were of different classes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)
-Elrond, to Gandalf, hoping early onset dementia affects Maia and Mithrandir has forgotten that Feanor ever existed
Those bitches stole my orbs.
Posted by: Feanor, perhaps the real ancestor of Thorin at March 24, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)
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"I will tear this fucking world apart for my orbs!"
-also Feanor, before the flowery translation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:40 PM (gYVzu)
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Concur. With extreme prejudice.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 24, 2026 03:40 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2026 03:41 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 03:41 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)
You know who else canceled Boorman?
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 03:41 PM (QIawq)
-- Book of Genesis
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
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Yeah, it has that feeling lol
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 03:41 PM (5aZAZ)
100 years ago, men of a certain class were EXPECTED to indulge in a little buggary, but it didn't mean they were homosexuals!
Posted by: British Empire at March 24, 2026 03:41 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (Dv3i1)
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It is an interesting contrast between Frodo and Sam after they returned from Mt. Doom. Sam was less traumatized by the experience because he continued to have hope and he didn't carry the Burden of the One Ring nearly as long as Frodo.
Frodo had mostly given up by the end. He couldn't come back to the Shire and allow the natural beauty of the world to heal him. He needed supernatural healing and Valinor was the only place he could get it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 03:41 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)
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While Tolkien did have obvious military backgrounds, the word he uses for Samwise in his letters is yeoman.
It's more about the good lord and his faithful servant in a rural context.
He was fully a monarchist, and that extended to his view of relationships of tenants and landowners.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:42 PM (gYVzu)
omg I just watched Exorcist II recently. that movie was WEIRD
I had no idea that was Boorman! lol
funny
and you're serious about the Galadriel thing?!?! I thought that was a joke!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
100 years ago, men loved each other as friends and were actually not gay. Sam married his girlfriend Rosie and they had many children. Frodo remained a bachelor and that was probably a blessing that he didn't get married considering he would likely still have had to leave her for the healing of Valinor across the sundered sea due to the lingering and painful effects of wearing the ring.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (Dv3i1)
Tolkien meant the relation to be that of an officer and his enlisted batman/NCO. They were of different classes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+
So, Forbidden love? That Peter Jackson doesn't miss a thing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:42 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 03:43 PM (mHVWR)
Would be a hell of a lot more polite and I guarantee you wouldn't be listening to jive ass music on full blast.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 24, 2026 03:43 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Retired, thank God
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Physical pain from surgery and its aftereffects plus medical insurance playing games with my pre approved surgery in February.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)
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That explains why Sam calls him "Mr. Frodo," and Frodo calls Sam "Sam."
I'm new to reading/listening to the series. I do know Tolkien said they were not allegorical.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 03:43 PM (aZm/F)
By the time of LotR the elves have seen everything and are tired of it. IN the beginning though? Just like the younger races...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (sKqQm)
So Feanor does the Kinslaying and abandons most of the rebel elves including Galadriel in Valinor to face the music...so the rest walk to the next continent using a chain of islands in the Arctic just because they are that stubborn and bloody minded.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (8avO+)
......
Those long sea voyages will do that to you.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (UjdFS)
I had no idea that was Boorman! lol
funny
and you're serious about the Galadriel thing?!?! I thought that was a joke!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2)
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Boorman thought Exorcist was all about abusing Linda Blair. Literally. That's all he thought it was about. I'm not sure he even finished watching the first movie.
So, he made a movie about how the young girl needs to be rescued by a priest selflessly which is...the first movie.
And yes, Frodo bangs Galadriel in his script. The pdf is easily findable and downloadable if you want confirmation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)
Are illegal aliens doing that much flying? Are they panhandling at airports? Are they just living in the terminals?
I feel like I'm missing critical information here.
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There's been talk that some of those long lines were full of Dem plants who weren't really going anywhere. The sole purpose is/was to give the Dems something else to blame on Trump.
I find that very hard to believe. /s
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat (not my real name) at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (AaY6N)
From what I heard, he was promoted, retired and was recently caught running a scam from his house. Frosts my backside just thinking about it.
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (Mx+TJ)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 03:37 PM (WONhk)
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I fly mostly Delta and United as they have the two hubs I travel from (JFK and EWR). I've noticed no difference in the performance of the airlines themselves. I do think EWR is a better overall airport than JFK, so on balance I'd rather fly United out of EWR.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (y++Qa)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 03:45 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 03:45 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 03:45 PM (n17eQ)
https://is.gd/AoGFZd
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Hopefully it turned out like this:
https://tinyurl.com/9bdnd9x3
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2026 03:45 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:19 PM (gYVzu)
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I agree. BUT, elves had better hygiene. And, Eowyn probably smells like horses. Not necessarily a deal breaker. But, it has to be taken into consideration. Still some people like the natural decor. Elves probably groom better down there.
I might be overthinking this.
Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Acewayne Assante
I'm in. I haven't read The Hobbit since I was a junior in high school. That was a long, long time ago.
Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 03:45 PM (n17eQ)
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hahahhaahahha
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (aZm/F)
See ya in the next one
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (y++Qa
You gotta admit, Peter Jackson did unfortunately make Frodo quite feminine. And the scenes with Sam are kinda hard to watch. But maybe that's my brain being perverted by current culture and it read differently back then.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (mzM2O)
I might be overthinking this.
Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (dIske)
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I could teach Eowyn how to cook.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (gYVzu)
Would be a hell of a lot more polite and I guarantee you wouldn't be listening to jive ass music on full blast.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
or baseball bats. No over penetration.
https://tinyurl.com/4jdj7e9h
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2026 03:47 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (qwx/I)
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Critical Drinker made a recent Production Hell video about The Exorcist.
That movie was cursed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 03:47 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Arwen at March 24, 2026 03:48 PM (qUkBO)
https://is.gd/AoGFZd
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Hopefully it turned out like this:
https://tinyurl.com/9bdnd9x3
why do you hate perfectly assembled furniture?
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 24, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2026 03:44 PM (y++Qa
You gotta admit, Peter Jackson did unfortunately make Frodo quite feminine. And the scenes with Sam are kinda hard to watch. But maybe that's my brain being perverted by current culture and it read differently back then.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (mzM2O)
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It's like every time Frodo and Sam looked like they were about to start sucking each other's dicks, Sam would start wistfully reminiscing about strawberries or that hobbit THOT he liked. Questionable.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 03:50 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx
Right? It's like the Da Bears scene from Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Those aren't pillows!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:51 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: ...
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Insurance companies rank right up there with politicians for their trustworthiness.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv)
https://tinyurl.com/4xybp248
Probably cornered them on the poop deck.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2026 03:51 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
He was trying to fend off frodo and let him down gently. Probably spent half the journey talking about Rose's jugs and whether they were too big and how she gave him a handy behind the Green Dragon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 03:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 03:52 PM (aZm/F)
Gayyyy. The jokes just write themselves with this one.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 24, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 03:53 PM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 03:53 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 03:29 PM (8snZr)
Dildo Bugger, actually. Of the Bag Eye Buggers. Author of the epic poem "I sit in the corner and pick my nose and think of dirty things."
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 03:53 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 03:46 PM (gYVzu)
Its pretty hard to make a stew come out as poorly as Aragorn's reaction and I've made a lot of random stews with questionable stuff in them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 03:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)
Gayyyy. The jokes just write themselves with this one.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 24, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia3Yj)
This what happens when you take away the rum ration and corporal punishment. Sodomy is the only thing left to amuse someone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wofus at March 24, 2026 03:55 PM (CNa+A)
I think the virus has invaded deeply into mitochondria. The energy part has gone kaput. I will rise again to do something tomorrow. And have a rare nap to recharge/restore/rehab re something. Maybe I just need a V8.
Apparently I can only do one thing a day this week. Yesterday: babysit. Today: eye doc. It's a pathetic parade of pity/irritation.
In nursing skool I had a cold and my then bf/now husband asked me what was wrong. I said thrombocytopenia because I did not feel like discussing it. He got quiet with respect.
I get no respect now (ok, that's a lie, he does everything including driving me to the eye doc when I normally drive myself). Probably to protect the car and innocent people in my path.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 03:55 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: paulnjax at March 24, 2026 03:58 PM (PPnyU)
Posted by: MSM at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM (Mx+TJ)
https://tinyurl.com/4xybp248
Probably cornered them on the poop deck.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Able Seaman Sian Dowsett, 25, allegedly groped four of her Royal Navy colleagues – two men and two women.
Based on HMS Dauntless, AB Dowsett is accused of grabbing the men by their crotches, stroking their arms, and making comments such as: ‘I like my coffee how I like my men, big and strong’.
She allegedly smacked women sailors’ bottoms and squeezed their breasts, on one occasion asking: ‘Do you like that, baby girl?’
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At least she was an equal opportunity groper. And she's a 1. OK, a 1- at closing time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 03:59 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 04:00 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: paulnjax at March 24, 2026 04:14 PM (PPnyU)
TSA agents who show up.get back pay, AND a bonus.
The agents who didn't show up.get bupkis, and the pay that they would have received is placed in a big pot and divided up as the bonus for the real workers.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 04:34 PM (8snZr)
Posted by: p-squared at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (0prFs)
Diversity Is Our Strength: Woke Australian PM Goes to Mosque to Curry Favor With His Country's Rulers, Is Chased Out of the Conquerors' Temple and Sent Running for His Bodyguards
This is from last week, but due to the unfortunate Hamster Walk-Out on Friday, I never got to it.
David Strom was likewise late on the story and wrote about it yesterday.Australian PM, Anthony Albanese, is exactly what you would expect from a left-leaning Western leader in these fraught times. A big fan of the mass migration, "diversity is our strength," soft totalitarianism that has been so popular within the Anglosphere and the EU, he has bent over backwards to welcome in hostile Muslim immigrants, reassure them that Australia was fertile ground for radicalization, and a critic of any and everybody who questions whether that is such a smart move.He went to Sydney suburb to beg for the support of his colonial masters. The suburb used to be white working class, but is now majority Muslim. He was called a "genocidal pig" and chased out of the mosque with some threat of violence.
BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Albanese went to a Sydney mosque for Eid prayers to stand against Islamophobia, only to end up being threatened, with everyone screaming “Allahu Akbar” at him.
— Dr. Maalouf (@realMaalouf) March 20, 2026
He just sits there terrified, not knowing what to do.
pic.twitter.com/hcbJYp2wLx
The leftist Prime Minister of Australia, Anthony Albanese, who has repeatedly expressed harsh positions against Israel in light of the war in Gaza and is an enthusiastic supporter of the establishment of a "palestinian" state, came to visit the largest mosque in Australia on the… pic.twitter.com/SrANKwc3DU
— The Daily News (@DailyNewsJustIn) March 20, 2026
This is the level of security that Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese needed to walk through the heavily Muslim Sydney suburb of Lakemba this morning.
— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) March 20, 2026
Islamist extremists straight up tried to mob him and lynch him. If he didn’t have twenty bodyguards and AFP agents… pic.twitter.com/ADKBCDmHkw
Albanese says that the reception at Lakemba mosque was 'incredibly positive'.
— David Hollyoake (@Holly_Da) March 21, 2026
The man is devious and a liar. The entire world saw what happened in that mosque, yet he'll have us believe he was warmly received. pic.twitter.com/97pVw0AHke
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (q177U)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (L6dcX)
-the lesson, apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (gYVzu)
Why the fuck would you import such people?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (BgNAf)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Limey at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (CCB2X)
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We may never know the motive.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:19 PM (QIawq)
But as Gandalf said, "There is only one lord of the ring, and he does not share power."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:16 PM
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Now it's a midweek Book Thread!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 01:19 PM (ESVrU)
Asshole doesn't get that the muzzies want to kill all of us.
They will use him to get what they want then they'll do away with him.
Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2026 01:19 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 01:19 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (rJ48h)
But as Gandalf said, "There is only one lord of the ring, and he does not share power."
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Does this mean you actually finished reading the Lord of the Rings?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (n17eQ)
@disclosetv 9m
JUST IN - Germany's Volkswagen will reach an agreement with the Israeli "Iron Dome" manufacturer to switch from the automotive business to the missile defense business — FT
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (diia5)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (N5P6b)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (N5P6b)
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"you will be assimilated. resistance is futile."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (yuorg)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (dIske)
When 21st century Marxism meets 7th century religious fanaticism, things happen to some people.
The End.
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (aZm/F)
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Did someone say Curry ?
Posted by: Jamelah Daboubi at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (yuorg)
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Did Americans take Biden seriously?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 01:22 PM (0U5gm)
Every time I hear a crowd chattering "allah ackbar", I'm reminded that it sounds like a bunch of rhesus monkeys demanding kibble at the zoo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 01:22 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Would it make a difference?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 01:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Bold Move, Cotton! Let's See If It Pays Off! at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (gYVzu)
Unfortunately yes.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (QIawq)
Who does Sauron represent in you analogy?
Posted by: No Name Today at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (8mulE)
He was called a "genocidal pig" and chased out of the mosque with some threat of violence.
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He is a genocidal pig. The target of his genocide is white Australians.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (APZZ1)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 01:24 PM (dIske)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
Albanese is as leftwing as they come, and has all the "correct" positions on Palestine, Gaza, Iran, and fondling goat rectums.
What "genocide" do they claim he is supporting?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
Get some nice pictures of him in the mosque with some paid off muslim looking people and get to pretend like he cares. Afterwards he'll go back to making policy that aims to disenfranchise muslims.
He literally had Bibi over and that did not go well in Australia. He brought out the riot squads on the people.
There was some anger, but it was controlled. Say your piece. Regardless of your political view, that is true raw democracy there. Honestly, this stuff makes me proud of what we have in Australia. It’s not perfect, but we do get politicians who get out there and cop it. It’s a tough gig.
Albo looks scared AF in there. As he fucking should be. He decided to betray his voters by supporting the genocide of Palestinians, then decides to *go for a photo op in a mosque.*
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 24, 2026 01:25 PM (qeuvI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 01:25 PM (mHVWR)
The fun will start when they get to about 10%
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 24, 2026 01:25 PM (olHJP)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:25 PM (77rzZ)
I want to ask God what the point of Lena Dunham was.
Posted by: ...
Just query the Admiral? He trolls us on the regular with her peers.
Posted by: BifBewalski
It's not trolling! It's funny, damnit...and kinda hot...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2026 01:25 PM (Ia3Yj)
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Nakedly vile, evil POS.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 01:25 PM (cWLG3)
They are retards yes but the point is people absolutely took Biden and the Newsweek Aviators seriously.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:25 PM (QIawq)
Might have woken some people up.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (a+4eV)
Who was the girl in CA murdered by an alien immigrant and her parents made excuses for him?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (ufSfZ)
Albo looks scared AF in there. As he fucking should be. He decided to betray his voters by supporting the genocide of Palestinians, then decides to *go for a photo op in a mosque.*
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Ia3Yj)
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The Prime Minister of Australia's voters are Palestinian?
Are they not Australian?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (aZm/F)
There are no white Muslims?
You sure about that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:16 PM
And as we all know, Darth Vader will never allow the Klingons to take over Hogwarts!
Posted by: IRON MAN at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Ot/FD)
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Pink-cheeked with a smug sense of self-importance. Just the kind of prime minister Australia needs in these perilous times.
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (q177U)
You'll get singing dwarves in a barrel, and like it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (Ot/FD)
I'm guessing, no. They'll have a scripture that pretends the Silmarillion is corrupted, the Valar are all false jinns, and that Iluvatar alone is to be worshipped.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (gKWVE)
Sure.. Didn't one of the "Religion of Peace" shoot up a bunch of people on a beach In Australia...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (N5P6b)
What "genocide" do they claim he is supporting?
The left wants western countries to enter the war on Hamas's side and make Israel Judenfrei
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)
I want to ask God what the point of Lena Dunham was.
Posted by: ...
Just query the Admiral? He trolls us on the regular with her peers.
Posted by: BifBewalski
It's not trolling! It's funny, damnit...and kinda hot...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2026 01:25 PM (Ia3Yj)
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I wonder what's the point of mosquitos.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (aZm/F)
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Funny how they always know the motive for their made up crimes.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)
At this point, I'm rooting for the emus to win a rematch...
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 24, 2026 01:28 PM (6so3e)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 24, 2026 01:28 PM (qeuvI)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (rJ48h)
The Australian Labor Party?
Yeah good luck with that…
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:28 PM (464q3)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (aZm/F)
There are no white Muslims?
You sure about that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (464q3)
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Chechnyan gingers beg to differ.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (n17eQ)
Mister, we could use a pair like Ferdinand and Isabella again. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (PYyV9)
Holy shit, so they are basically Establishing a State Religion, and it's islam?
Fucking Spain is fucked.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (PYyV9)
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It's the Re-Re-Conquista.
Remember, any land that Islam has conquered in the past belongs to them indefinitely, according to their ideology.
So long as a Muslim foot has laid claim to that soil, it belongs to Allah.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (RIvkX)
Muslims are still trying to conquer Spain.
And this time they'll get all of it not just most
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM
Someone whose parents need a long vacation in Teheran. For the diversity.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 01:30 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (PYyV9)
Holy shit, so they are basically Establishing a State Religion, and it's islam?
Fucking Spain is fucked.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (dmDsy)
But Islam is so SUPER-NEATO!!!
Posted by: Spanish socialists at March 24, 2026 01:30 PM (464q3)
You sure about that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (464q3)
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Chechnyan gingers beg to differ.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Circassians
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (ESVrU)
Well then cut their fucking feet off.
Ain't claiming shit for your fake moon god with just a stump.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)
Been a real shame if the Aussie pro muzz anti White PM had gotten blowed up in Aussie Little Gaza.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (xvV+O)
You sure about that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (464q3)
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Chechnyan gingers beg to differ.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Circassians
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
One out of every seven Russians
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (464q3)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (Ot/FD)
And amusingly, the real Aryans are from Persia/India so plenty of muslim Aryans...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM
Kate Steinly
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (N5P6b)
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (464q3)
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And growing.
There's a solid chance that Russia is already more Islamic than practicing Christian because a pathetically small number of Russians actually practice their Orthodoxy.
No matter what Tucker says.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:32 PM (gYVzu)
I'm guessing, no. They'll have a scripture that pretends the Silmarillion is corrupted, the Valar are all false jinns, and that
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (gKWVE)
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FIFY...The Haradrim would worship a "god" alright, but it would not be Eru Iluvatar.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 01:32 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:32 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 01:32 PM (MZJrA)
Yes he got heckled, but he still gets to go home to his rent boys and roll around in his ill gotten wealth.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)
You sure about that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (464q3)
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Chechnyan gingers beg to differ.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Circassians
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
________
Bosnians and Albanians, and lots in the "stans" forming after the USSR collapsed -- although I think they're more gypsies than true "white."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
You sure about that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (464q3)
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Chechnyan gingers beg to differ.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Circassians
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
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Lots of white converts in Australia, Canada, UK, France, Germany, North europe, etc.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2026 01:33 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:33 PM (QIawq)
Disgusting
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 24, 2026 01:34 PM (AcXq9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: kingsmand at March 24, 2026 01:34 PM (ehY6c)
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Unfortunately, I think it will take one or more horrible examples like that before our betters wise up.
For some reason I'm reminded of when Whoopi walked off the set of The View because Bill O'Reilly insisted on using the term 'radical Islamic terrorism'.
Meantime, I'll 'clean my gun and dream of Galveston'*
*First I need to buy a gun and learn how to clean it. Then I need to visit Galveston....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 01:34 PM (QGaXH)
So long as a Muslim foot has laid claim to that soil, it belongs to Allah.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (ESVrU)
You are correct, sir...
And that makes me:
1. Wonder why the hell every citizen on this planet doesn't realize that, and...
2. Be comforted by the fact that there are many, many more times good people on Earth, and that we will, some way, any way, defeat the cancer that is islam.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 01:35 PM (dmDsy)
Disgusting
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 24, 2026 01:34 PM (AcXq9)
There was a guy in the early 00s, with a website...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:35 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
Their pride and greed lead them to make foolish decisions because they fear the consequences of not appeasing a murderous, bloodthirsty tribe of savages.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 01:35 PM (ESVrU)
Having him as the head of the CIA was insane.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:35 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)
_______
"Nuh-uh!"
-- Greeks
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM
Australians are descended from convicts. Their politicians are descended from the guards.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
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I guess anytime you get out alive is a "positive experience."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
Which is worse for him?
That his team thought it was a good idea...
Or that they didn't?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (Ot/FD)
I don't think its fear at all.
They see Muslims as useful to cow and replace...us.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Ah, but she was one of the little people, not Someone Important, like a policitian.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (a+4eV)
Absolutely nothing that Aussie prime minister experienced will change his thinking. His beliefs didn't budge.
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (IlL6s)
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Who does Sauron represent in you analogy?
Posted by: No Name Today at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (8mulE)
Pretty obviously Islam.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: pudinhead
They just broke up into a lot of feuding little micro-states that got conquered by the Persians.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (4NO2D)
I love that!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 01:37 PM (dmDsy)
When one group is responsible for 90% of terror attacks, rapes, and child molestations, it is not unreasonable to not want them infecting your society.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 01:37 PM (0U5gm)
The man is devious and a liar.
= =
He is simply applying the practice of Taquiyya.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 24, 2026 01:38 PM (m0WlR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM
Someone whose parents need a long vacation in Teheran. For the diversity.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
In Iowa, college student Mollie Tibbits was murdered by an illegal immigrant while going for a run. Her cuck father said:
Sadly, others have ignored our request. They have instead chosen to callously distort and corrupt Mollie’s tragic death to advance a cause she vehemently opposed. I encourage the debate on immigration; there is great merit in its reasonable outcome. But do not appropriate Mollie’s soul in advancing views she believed were profoundly racist. The act grievously extends the crime that stole Mollie from our family and is, to quote Donald Trump Jr., “heartless" and "despicable.”
To the Hispanic community, my family stands with you and offers its heartfelt apology. That you’ve been beset by the circumstances of Mollie’s death is wrong. We treasure the contribution you bring to the American tapestry in all its color and melody. And yes, we love your food.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 01:38 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: pudinhead
They just broke up into a lot of feuding little micro-states that got conquered by the Persians.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)
Then their women took their shirts off, and changed their name to The Titties...
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Thinking Of Going There. at March 24, 2026 01:38 PM (dmDsy)
No matter what Tucker says.
they're just differently orthodox, h8r
Posted by: anachronda at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
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The Biden-Harris administration promulgated a revised racial classification, which splits off a "Middle East and North Africa" category from the "White" category. The older American federal racial categories did include the Middle East with Europe as being the definition of the white category.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (zaXY1)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (8mulE)
Pretty obviously Islam.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 01:37 PM
Mohammed has been thrust through the doors of night into the outer void but his evil remains.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (4NO2D)
Israel has legal abortion using its national(socialist) health plan
Torah says fetus not a human !
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (FQukp)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:26 PM (ufSfZ)
Now ask yourself if that's how they really felt and what what the pressure applied by fedgov whenever a white person was killed by a non-white person for the family to pretend to be okay with it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (ExV1e)
This douchebag PM has been the most compliant suicidal traitor that Muslims could hope for, and they whip him like a dog anyway. Their hostility and contempt towards their infidel benefactor is instructive. The more tolerant we are of them, the less tolerant they are of us. The more we believe their lies, the greater their smirking contempt for us.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (dtlw7)
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: pudinhead
They just broke up into a lot of feuding little micro-states that got conquered by the Persians.
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So, a forerunner of the Greeks, rite?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (M7rua)
Ran out
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 01:40 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:40 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
We lost our daughter, but we will forever be grateful for chimichangas!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 01:40 PM (Dv3i1)
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Will it wake him up? No. He must try harder.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:40 PM (jmsL3)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
If newsletters were still a thing, I would subscribe to yours.
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 01:40 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 01:36 PM (IlL6s)
'Feminists would convert too'
Would love to be a fly on the wall when the feminists find out exactly where they fit into Muslim society.
'What - I can't go outside without this hijab thing?'
'What do you mean I need a male relative's permission to have a job or a driver's license?'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 01:41 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 01:41 PM (9U6Wl)
Posted by: zombie
I went into mosques in Turkey without incident. But that was long pre-Erodgan, and I'm a guy. Don't know what it would be like there today.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)
this involves goats, doesn't it?
Posted by: anachronda at March 24, 2026 01:42 PM (oY6Yp)
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (FQukp)
Never.gets.old.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:43 PM (4NO2D)
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Tell them your brother is a cop. You will be off the list fast.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:43 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Eustachia Toobz at March 24, 2026 01:43 PM (3/DKR)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2026 01:43 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: 18-1
That was done to mask some very uncomfortable statistics regarding the ethnicities of violent criminals.
With large scale mohammedan immigration, suddenly 'white' crime rates began to increase.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 01:43 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Ot/FD)
CROMULENT!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Have No Idea What That Word Means... It's Funny Though, Right? at March 24, 2026 01:43 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (Av6i5)
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Indeed. I bet it's like being a pilgrim in an unholy land.
I've never been to a mosque and have no intention of doing so. I can feel the evil from the outside.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 01:43 PM (ESVrU)
Say that he is obviously guilty ... while pointing at the judge.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:44 PM (4NO2D)
= =
It makes more sense when you understand that he is a kufir paying the Jizya through his actions. And therefore he is allowed to keep his head. For now.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 24, 2026 01:44 PM (m0WlR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:45 PM (4NO2D)
He would be made to watch this horror until it was his turn.
Useful idiots are also dangerous idiots.
Posted by: Cheri at March 24, 2026 01:46 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 01:46 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (mFhj
Don't they have socialized medicine? It's amazing how docile the population becomes once that happens.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 01:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (Av6i5)
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Indeed. I bet it's like being a pilgrim in an unholy land.
I've never been to a mosque and have no intention of doing so. I can feel the evil from the outside.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 01:43 PM (ESVrU)
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I'd be most worried about the stench. Far too many of these guys stink like rotting corpses soaking in sulfur.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:46 PM (iFTx/)
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Paying the Jizya with Aussie taxpayer money. He's probably not even "People of the Book", likely an atheist instead. He's on pretty thin ice.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:44 PM (4NO2D)
We find the judge guilty.
We find the defendant irrelevant.
We find the prosecutor.... weirdly attractive.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:46 PM (Ot/FD)
That's not the 'own' you think it is.
And it's pretty amusing your hash is basically "fuck up."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:46 PM (ufSfZ)
I care about my country and the citizens in it.
If you're not a citizen it's time to leave.
If you belong to an anti-American organization
it's time to go.
This was a homogeneous country of like minded people. It's time to make homogeny great again.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (jmsL3)
I listen to my Mom and her boyfriends from the basement.
My balls are very small.
Wait, I don't even know if there are any balls in that wrinkly thing under that 1/2 inch pee thingie...
Posted by: Aliasshitshit at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
Leftards are not smart. Leftists can be, but leftards definitely are not. In fact they are defined by how ridiculously stupid they are.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: RM at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (n/1Oj)
Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (zG4BR)
I think Lydia under Croseus conquered them first.
He then went to the Oracle and asked if he should attack Persia. The Oracle told him if he did a great empire would be destroyed.
So he attacked and...his empire was destroyed.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: alias at March 24, 2026 01:48 PM (IqaN9)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Just walking by one in the middle east, I could feel the waves of evil emanating.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 01:48 PM (0U5gm)
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There are none so blind as those that will not see.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 01:48 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:49 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:49 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: RM at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (n/1Oj)
The worst was the quote from the victim's own parents.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 01:49 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
Asia goes all the way to Turkey.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 01:49 PM (8avO+)
Pros of open borders: Good food, diversity, "tapestry"
Cons of open borders: Murder, rape, poverty
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)
I remember a few British girls travelled to Syria to support ISIS.
They were surprised to find that ISIS decided to use them as "wives" and no sex was not optional.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)
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I think this is where Trump is. We take care of the western hemisphere, and we don't need the rest. We will blow up people who intend to do us harm, and let the rest of the world decay in the manner they want to.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 01:51 PM (0U5gm)
These lefties have really gone extreme.
It's not even close to being done yet.
Expect more and more insane shit to happen.
This is existential.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 24, 2026 01:51 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 01:51 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 01:52 PM (wBaIH)
Disgusting
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 24, 2026 01:34 PM (AcXq9)
There was a guy in the early 00s, with a website...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 01:35 PM (Ot/FD)
Goat, goatse, close enough.
Posted by: Them Islam fellers sure love it though at March 24, 2026 01:52 PM (TbWk/)
It's not the muslims that they fear, it's that a neighbor might suggest that they aren't accepting to the point of suicide.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 01:52 PM (ExV1e)
I care about my country and the citizens in it.
If you're not a citizen it's time to leave.
If you belong to an anti-American organization
it's time to go.
This was a homogeneous country of like minded people. It's time to make homogeny great again.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (jmsL3)
I care about Australia to the extent of deploring their foolishness. They need to fix their country and replace their awful voting system that enhances fragmented parties internal horsetrading instead of principles.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 01:53 PM (8avO+)
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Hey, I came here legally and run a good, clean restaurant. Don't lump me in with that low life scumbag who murdered your daughter. Why do you insult me like that?
Posted by: Legal Immigrant at March 24, 2026 01:53 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 01:53 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
The great Chinese admiral and naval explorer under the Ming, Zheng He, was Muslim. He was a Hui, a Han Chinese Muslim.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:53 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 01:53 PM (mHVWR)
I remember a few British girls travelled to Syria to support ISIS.
They were surprised to find that ISIS decided to use them as "wives" and no sex was not optional.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)
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There's something insanely stupid about a significant portion of young ladies. Young men too. At one time, society recognized this and made sure their stupidity wouldn't be left to its own devices. Instead, they were moved quickly along to marriage and family, were the routine and responsibilities matured them quickly.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:55 PM (4NO2D)
You say "send them back", but seriously, who would take them?
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 01:55 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Legal Immigrant at March 24, 2026 01:53 PM (Dv3i1)
That was the script that the government handed them when it came to console them over their daughter's death and inform them what would happen if they didn't play along.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 01:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 01:55 PM (5aZAZ)
Big Mo could take a lot more then you would expect.
Posted by: The Men of Al Zut at March 24, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 24, 2026 01:39 PM (FQukp)
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The Torah says no such thing. That being said, Jewish law regarding abortion is very different from Christian beliefs on the subject.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 01:56 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: RM at March 24, 2026 01:47 PM (n/1Oj)
The worst was the quote from the victim's own parents.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
The Austrian mosque comments were from Australian subreddits. I've found national and local subreddits are REALLY far Left...with a handful of occasionally useful, neutral topics (like where to eat, attractions for people passing through, etc.)
Mollie Tibbit's Dad wrote a large letter to the Des Moines Register newspaper. The whole thing was awful, but I selected the most cucked portions.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 01:56 PM (Ia3Yj)
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Australia is largely empty of people. Its always been that way, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:56 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 24, 2026 01:56 PM (tUCI5)
Posted by: NancyB. at March 24, 2026 01:56 PM (ybfM4)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)
If one were the suspicious sort, one might conclude that there was a concerted effort to destroy a specific portion of the population.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 24, 2026 01:57 PM (prsxp)
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 01:31 PM (mFhj
Don't they have socialized medicine? It's amazing how docile the population becomes once that happens.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 01:46 PM (ExV1e)
Despite its rep, Australia has a problem that all its population lives in the tiny fringe of good land near the coast and was never large. Think of the US if Arizona started at the Appalachian Mountains. So there's less room for opposition to groupthink to hole up in.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 01:58 PM (8avO+)
I remember a few British girls travelled to Syria to support ISIS.
They were surprised to find that ISIS decided to use them as "wives" and no sex was not optional.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)
But a not-hot guy trying to chat them up at a pub is rape...
Posted by: Make words mean things again at March 24, 2026 01:58 PM (TbWk/)
DIABOLICAL!' Joe Kent So Desperate to Blame Israel for Kirk Murder He's Helping Shooter's Defense Team
https://tinyurl.com/mpvy8v4h
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 01:58 PM (NpAcC)
That's not the 'own' you think it is.
And it's pretty amusing your hash is basically "fuck up."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:46 PM (ufSfZ)
Your comment about the hash was my thought too!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 01:58 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)
If one were the suspicious sort, one might conclude that there was a concerted effort to destroy a specific portion of the population.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)
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Unpossible!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)
Bought my first Stetson.
Posted by: ballistic
Congratulations!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: 18-1
That was done to mask some very uncomfortable statistics regarding the ethnicities of violent criminals.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Well, scientifically, Arabs -- and Jews and Lebanese and Kurds and all Middle Easterners -- are indeed "Caucasians." As are 90% of Indians (from India), no matter the skin color. The (basically) four meta-racial groupings, despite the attempt by the Woke Left to expunge them from reality are still valid: Caucasian, sub-Saharan African, Asian, and Aborigine/Melanesian. (And yes, of course there a few outlier groups).The basic pre-migration diving lines are: Everything below the Sahara Desert is "Sub-Saharan African" (a.k.a. "black"); everything north of that and west of a zigzag line going from the Burma/Bangladesh border up through Siberia is "Caucasian" (i.e. "white"); everything east of the line is "Asian"; and the extreme southwest Pacific Ocean islands are Aborigine/Melanesian. We have mapped out all the DNA, not even in dispute anymore.Asian descend from Denisovans, Caucasians from Neanderthals, Africans from neither.
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (Av6i5)
I don't get it. What could he possibly testify to?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (4NO2D)
DIABOLICAL!' Joe Kent So Desperate to Blame Israel for Kirk Murder He's Helping Shooter's Defense Team
https://tinyurl.com/mpvy8v4h
Posted by: redridinghood
Dammit, Mr. Kent! I told you to take OFF the tinfoil hat before deposition!!!!
Posted by: Tyler James Robinson's Attorney at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (Ia3Yj)
You say "send them back", but seriously, who would take them?
Posted by: Auspex
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You ask that as if we give them an option.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (jmsL3)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)
Problem now is many parents, most schools and all universities are united to make them even more silly and stupid
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (8avO+)
The left doesn't have an easy answer for why they shot Kirk, because if right leaning and moderate people really do come to understand the left believes it has a right to kill anyone that says things they don't like well...things could get sporty.
They also can't exactly ignore the story so their strategy is just to claim the shooter is either a rightwinger or an Israeli agent. That way they don't have to address it. And no, they don't believe it either.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)
Not really.
Torah just makes the distinction between the value of the Mother and the Value of an unborn child in the event that the Mother's Life is at risk.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 02:02 PM (erF49)
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 02:02 PM (Av6i5)
I don't get it. What could he possibly testify to?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (4NO2D)
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This is a publicity stunt to undermine the prosecution. He won't be called to testify. He's not saying that Robinson is innocent. He's saying that Robinson had accomplices, including "foreign" sources (whoever could be mean by that?), and the FBI wasn't allowed to investigate these foreign sources.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 02:03 PM (iFTx/)
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Neanderthals had big noses.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 02:03 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 01:56 PM (1o8D5)
What is Jewish law/belief regarding abortion? I'd like to know.
Posted by: Seriously, hard to get a clear answer at March 24, 2026 02:03 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (4NO2D)
******
He had a dream that Charlie told him that the Jews were responsible for his death.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 02:04 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)
Problem now is many parents, most schools and all universities are united to make them even more silly and stupid
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (8avO+)
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Correct
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)
DIABOLICAL!' Joe Kent So Desperate to Blame Israel for Kirk Murder He's Helping Shooter's Defense Team
https://tinyurl.com/mpvy8v4h
Posted by: redridinghood
🚨NEW: @BlakeSNeff & @AndrewKolvet react to Joe Kent saying he would testify in Charlie Kirk Assassination trial🚨
KOLVET: "The level of betrayal that I currently feel is dramatic and extreme ... this could negatively impact the trial of the assassin."
My only comment is, Andy, you opened that door. And now not only your actions might taint the jury pool, TPUSA may not recourse in any suit against Crackpot Ovens.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 02:05 PM (GD0B3)
*Insert soundtrack of Robert DeNiro's cackling laugh from Cape Fear*
Posted by: RM at March 24, 2026 02:06 PM (n/1Oj)
"Video game publisher Epic Games is laying off 1,000 workers, citing a drop in engagement with its signature title, Fortnite.
In a memo to employees (read it in full below), CEO Tim Sweeney noted that the cuts are “unrelated to AI.” He said the layoffs will be paired with $500 million in cost savings from contracting marketing and “closing some open roles.”
I asked AI assist if Fortnite became woke....
Fortnite has faced criticism for its inclusion of diverse content and events, which some people label as "woke." This includes initiatives like the Rainbow Royale event celebrating LGBTQIA+ communities, although the game skipped this event in 2025, leading to speculation about its direction
I'm not a gamer but who wouldn't want a season of rainbows and your fighting hero continually offered anal....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 02:06 PM (Sco7b)
TPUSA may not recourse in any suit against Crackpot Ovens.
Posted by: runner
Sounds intentional.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 02:07 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 02:05 PM (GD0B3)
*******
Why wouldn't they be able to sue Crackpot Ovens?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 02:08 PM (NpAcC)
I don't get it. What could he possibly testify to?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (4NO2D)
It also doesn't help Kent's supposed pure hearted opposition to the MAGA on principle. He's just another Tucker going insane at an increasing rate. Even as potential grifters you descend from having wide influence to post midnight radio crank level influence with these actions.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 02:08 PM (8avO+)
-the lesson, apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Rapprochement !
Posted by: ValJar at March 24, 2026 02:08 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)
I WAS TOLD IT’S GOOD FOR YOU: Experts say CBD is ineffective for pain management.
Me: some trolls might disagree.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:10 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Limey at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (CCB2X)
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Thankfully we are seeing the weak men outed by the uprising of some strong ones.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 24, 2026 02:10 PM (GZYu7)
Buy four ovens and get the fifth for half price!
Posted by: Spatula City at March 24, 2026 02:11 PM (tUCI5)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 02:08 PM (
Mild objection. I think Art Bell was more even handed and had a broader reach than most of these guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 02:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 02:11 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 02:08 PM (NpAcC)
Kolvert is an insider who passed the information to Kent, which later ended up in Ovens' hands. So she can claim that people who are suing her are the ones who voluntarily, though indirectly provided that information.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 02:12 PM (GD0B3)
"Pentagon to Deploy 3,000 82nd Airborne Soldiers to Gulf"
Where's the guy "who always thinks its always beginning".
Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2026 02:12 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 02:02 PM (erF49)
Which, in the modern world, is almost never.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 02:12 PM (ExV1e)
Sitting right here ya know.
Posted by: Post midnight radio crank at March 24, 2026 02:13 PM (tUCI5)
I'm guessing, no. They'll have a scripture that pretends the Silmarillion is corrupted, the Valar are all false jinns, and that Iluvatar alone is to be worshipped.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 01:27 PM (gKWVE)
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The Tolkien runs deep in you.
As for the Gandalf quote, Ace, you know the Tolkien books are subversive and full of hate according the the country of his birth.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 24, 2026 02:13 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2026 02:13 PM (FhXTo)
Seems to me that tomorrow is March 25th. I might have to begin it again tomorrow.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 02:13 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 02:11 PM (RIvkX)
What if he wasn't? If a guy made impassioned nuanced arguments that were counter to prevailing opinion. Addressed each response on its own merits, never got into ad hominem, no straw men. Would we welcome him? Give him begrudging respect?
That would be a unicorn, I know.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Guy who always thinks the beginning is ending at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (tUCI5)
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Who's paying for this team? Utah taxpayers!
A judge determined Robinson could not afford private counsel, triggering the county's constitutional obligation to provide a qualified defense in this capital (death penalty) case. Utah County hired Kathryn Nester (a former public defender) as lead counsel, later adding experienced out-of-state attorneys including Richard Novak and Michael Burt (who has prior Menendez brothers trial experience)
The county approved ONE MILLION DOLLARS in defense of Robinson and expect that to be extended by EIGHT FIGURES to which they will go hat in hand to the state legislature so the entire state of taxpayers can foot the bill
Good job Utah
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
Almost never is also known as 'Sometimes'.
And, the Torah has got 5k+ years on you and your useless point.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (erF49)
They might be evil but they are open and honest about it and not a lying treasonous pussy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 02:16 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 02:00 PM (8avO+)
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Correct
Posted by: Elric The Blade
The more unmarriable, immature and entitled they are, the more they'll vote for us to take care of them!
Posted by: Leftwing Socialist Government at March 24, 2026 02:16 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
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I think so.
Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2026 02:16 PM (G0vdT)
What are they going to do?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)
Stuff. Possibly after parachuting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 02:17 PM (xcxpd)
Well, if they'd gotten a hold of him and set him on fire that would have been a warm reception, no?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 02:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: USS Tripoli and USS Boxer at March 24, 2026 02:17 PM (tUCI5)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 02:17 PM (ynpvh)
This is better than just killing him. They humiliated him.
Then he went on TV and thanked them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)
Stuff. Possibly after parachuting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 02:17 PM (xcxpd)
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Certainly not to chew bubble gum.
Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2026 02:18 PM (G0vdT)
Almost never is also known as 'Sometimes'.
And, the Torah has got 5k+ years on you and your useless point.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 02:14 PM (erF49)
For the record, I wasn't bitching about Jews, or Jewish law. I recognize that almost never is the same as sometimes but it isn't millions of times every year - although, admittedly, I don't know how many of the women getting abortions in this country every year are Jews.
Reflexively assuming that people are bashing Jews is a really annoying habit that some people have.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)
They might be evil but they are open and honest about it and not a lying treasonous pussy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 02:16 PM (xcxpd)
I saw Lying, Treasonous Pussies front for Pussycat Dolls at the ...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 02:19 PM (ynpvh)
I WAS TOLD IT’S GOOD FOR YOU: Experts say CBD is ineffective for pain management.
Me: some trolls might disagree.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Snake oil > CBD oil
Posted by: P.T. Barnum at March 24, 2026 02:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 02:17 PM (ynpvh)
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"Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 02:20 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 02:20 PM (0sNs1)
Then he went on TV and thanked them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)
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That is very much in keeping with Islamic teachings.
They thrive on the broken spirits of their conquered victims.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 02:21 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 02:17 PM (ynpvh)
This is better than just killing him. They humiliated him.
Then he went on TV and thanked them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)
Thank you, Sir. May I have another?
https://youtu.be/d8K16dt174g
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 02:21 PM (ynpvh)
Set up tents. Clean rifles. March in unison while singing pithy chants.
And kill people.
Posted by: Goll Lee Sargent at March 24, 2026 02:21 PM (tUCI5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 02:21 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 02:22 PM (aZm/F)
I WAS TOLD IT’S GOOD FOR YOU: Experts say CBD is ineffective for pain management.
Me: some trolls might disagree.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Snake oil > CBD oil
Posted by: P.T. Barnum at March 24, 2026 02:19 PM (JCZqz)
My sister skips the oil and goes for the real reefer for her rheumatoid arthritis pain.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 02:22 PM (ynpvh)
If only Walker, Texas Ranger, were still with us.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I'm sorry, but I had to leave to get the reception for Gosnell ready.
Posted by: Chuck Norris at March 24, 2026 02:22 PM (JCZqz)
You need real weed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 02:10 PM (4NO2D)
Or just listen to his Podcast!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Swear, I Don't Know What That Means... The Podcast is Great! at March 24, 2026 02:22 PM (dmDsy)
Reflexively assuming that is fine tho.
I was pointing out that the Law of Torah is 5k+ years old. Your completely useless point of contention doesn't apply.
Your kneejerk assumptions are every bit as much of a tell, tard.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 02:23 PM (erF49)
Posted by: That Guy at March 24, 2026 02:25 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Goll Lee Sargent at March 24, 2026 02:21 PM
There she was just walkin' down the street
Singin', "Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do"
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet
Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"
She looked good (Looked good)
She looked fine (Looked fine)
She looked good, she looked fine
And I nearly lost my mind
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 02:26 PM (0sNs1)
Define “warmly”. Are we talking they didn’t ass pirate him and cut off his head?
I’m just trying to figure out where the bar is.
Posted by: That Guy at March 24, 2026 02:27 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 02:21 PM (xT8gx)
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you....
Posted by: P. Simon...You Only Get My Last Initial! at March 24, 2026 02:27 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 24, 2026 02:28 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Seriously, hard to get a clear answer at March 24, 2026 02:03 PM (TbWk/)
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Complicated. Looking for a link that keeps it as simple as possible, I found this, which is still not simple:
https://tinyurl.com/75by6x4a
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 02:28 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Corbin Dallas knows the proper method of negotiation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 02:28 PM (0U5gm)
Abridged over Troubled Water.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 24, 2026 02:30 PM (0sNs1)
Hmmm.... I suppose I could write a sternly worded letter but unless somebody makes a movie about it, what's the point?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 24, 2026 02:31 PM (cO6oP)
That's nice, but what's the latest on Tay-Tay?
Posted by: Inquiring minds at March 24, 2026 02:32 PM (tUCI5)
Abridged over Troubled Water.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 24, 2026 02:30 PM (0sNs1)
Isn't that the song Paul Simon says he regrets letting Garfunkel sing the whole thing by himself?
Posted by: P. Simon...You Only Get My FIRST Initial! at March 24, 2026 02:32 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 24, 2026 02:33 PM (Kt19C)
I WAS TOLD IT’S GOOD FOR YOU: Experts say CBD is ineffective for pain management.
Me: some trolls might disagree.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Snake oil > CBD oil
Posted by: P.T. Barnum at March 24, 2026 02:19 PM (JCZqz)
Corollary: Snake > CBD
Wait. If olive oil is made from olives, and baby oil is made from babies, what is CBD oil made from?!
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 02:33 PM (Sy6m/)
Woke's say to support homos and trans, who are thrown off of buildings or hung on cranes as there are no homos in Iran. Shouldn't THIS be enough to give them a clue?
I thank GWB for saying the "peaceful religion" and raising my BP and wrath at that very moment for the Bush League forever.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 02:34 PM (WONhk)
https://tinyurl.com/75by6x4a
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 02:28 PM (1o8D5)
Thanks. From what I understand, a significant part of the belief regarding unborn life in Judaism and in Christianity stems from how Exodus 21:22-23 get interpreted (two men struggle and strike a pregnant woman), whether the sudden delivery of the child is "premature" versus "miscarriage" and whether further harm refers to the baby or the woman. Those are very different interpretations with very different conclusions to draw. So it hard to keep it simple when focused on this particular portion of scripture.
Posted by: Appreciate your response at March 24, 2026 02:35 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at March 24, 2026 02:32 PM
As Travis Kelce and his fiancée, Taylor Swift, move closer to their long-announced wedding, an unexpected leak has thrown their carefully guarded plans into chaos. The media revealed that the Kansas City Chiefs tight end plans to play the next NFL season only after tying the knot. Now, as per the latest reports, Swift, who already has a lot on her plate with all the wedding preparations, didn’t see this coming. Hence, this leak has left the singer feeling “rattled,” and Kelce is actively trying to get to the bottom of this.
“In this case, there’s some chatter that the leaks are coming from someone in Travis’ camp, so now he’s on a mission to figure out who’s blabbing, which isn’t exactly his favorite thing to be having to do,” an insider recently revealed to HeatWorld on March 20. “But he is taking it seriously; anything that upsets Taylor, upsets him. At the same time, he’s also trying to get her to relax about all of this."
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 24, 2026 02:35 PM (0sNs1)
Where have you gone, Don King, my lonely eyes turn to you....doodoodoo
Posted by: Simon Garfinkle at March 24, 2026 02:35 PM (/1l9x)
That's Ok. You can call me Al.
Posted by: Paul at March 24, 2026 02:36 PM (tUCI5)
He should go Full-On Aa-Ron and tell her to:
"Relax"
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 02:37 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 24, 2026 02:35 PM
Has he tried telling her to calm down?
Posted by: AoSHQ Help Line at March 24, 2026 02:38 PM (DVf+j)
Posted by: Patrick Mahomes at March 24, 2026 02:38 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 02:38 PM (mJELX)
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Close friends have advised the NFL star to simply tell her to "calm down."
As of press time, there's no word as to the effectiveness of this approach.
Posted by: The Sports Tattler at March 24, 2026 02:39 PM (tUCI5)
"relax", idn'at the same as "calm down"?
or as Jackie Gleason useta say: "How sweet it is!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 02:39 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 24, 2026 02:39 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 02:41 PM (UjdFS)
That would be a unicorn, I know.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
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*stops sharpening fangs, looks up*
What?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 02:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 02:41 PM (mJELX)
Posted by: This place at March 24, 2026 02:41 PM (tUCI5)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 02:41 PM
We're more Marmite people.
Posted by: Aussie Islamists at March 24, 2026 02:42 PM (0sNs1)
That would be a unicorn, I know.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
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Where's the fun in that?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 02:42 PM (RIvkX)
Thank you for the updates!
I'm just passing through. CNN is saying there's FIFA is starting soon and I just wanted to see what's going on before this place turns all soccer, soccer, soccer....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 02:43 PM (Sco7b)
Yes, the whole Red (commie)/Green (Islam) alliance. The commies only understand, at the end, that even they will be consumed by ppl more ruthless than them.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2026 02:43 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 24, 2026 02:43 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 02:44 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 02:44 PM (n9ltV)
“In this case, there’s some chatter that the leaks are coming from someone in Travis’ camp, so now he’s on a mission to figure out who’s blabbing, which isn’t exactly his favorite thing to be having to do,” an insider recently revealed to HeatWorld on March 20. “But he is taking it seriously; anything that upsets Taylor, upsets him. At the same time, he’s also trying to get her to relax about all of this."
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 24, 2026 02:35 PM (0sNs1)
If she's this rattled about a wedding, dude, run. Her priorities are not about a life together, this is an "event" to her. Your life going forward will simply be events, and you, your wants, needs, happiness, will not matter one whit to her.
Posted by: moki at March 24, 2026 02:44 PM (wLjpr)
Because their arguments always fail truthful scrutiny. They are not going to come here making rational arguments when they know defeat is certain. We are not dealing with truth tellers. We are dealing with mouth breathing cultists with a psychosis and mommy complex. Largely.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 02:45 PM (mJELX)
Posted by: P. Simon.
Regarding the breakup between Simon and Garfunkle: Despite the fat that Paul Simon is a jerk and an asshole, I have no choice but to take his side in the breakup: Garfunkle had a nice singing voice, but could not write songs. Ability to sing is a fairly common skill. Simon was so-so at singing, but an absolute genius at songwriting. And songwriting is an extremely rare, very very difficult skill. One person in a million can write an original song, and one person in 10 million can write a good memorable original melody. 95% of Simon+Garfunkle's success was due to Simon's songwriting skills. Lots of mediocre groups had good singers, but never hit the big-time because they had no good original songs.
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 02:45 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: wth
We're more Marmite people.
Posted by: Aussie Islamists
......
That's no way to assimilate.
Would you like beetroots on your hamburger?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 02:46 PM (UjdFS)
I hope he doesn't go mad dealing with life/or not with Tay Tay.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 02:47 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: moki at March 24, 2026 02:44 PM (wLjpr)
I dunno why Travis even bothered dating her. Her music and political beliefs alone should be more red flags than a communist parade for any guy.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2026 02:47 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 02:47 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 02:45 PM
Tequila!
Posted by: The Champs at March 24, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 02:47 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
I want to see if his expression changes from "startled look of man after surprise colonoscopy in an elevator" to sheer terror of possibly dying.
He always looks the same, therefore I call him Startled Starmer.
I could probably knock him down in seconds by pushing him as I casually walked by. I am getting over a virus and could still do it. Then give him the green laser of disgust stare and he'd wee himself.
Weakling. Milquetoast of a man. I wish he'd go away.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 02:48 PM (WONhk)
He talks more to reporters in one week then Biden did in 4 years.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Sco7b)
Ditto with Hall and Oates... Daryl Hall was the primary creative force, although I guess Oates did participate in a lot of the song writing...
For Wham! it was pretty much all George Michael
A proposed rule of pop duos: One of the two is the primary mover the other is along for the ride
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Marcus T
Correct that it isn't a religion. But I don't think it;'s a cult, either.
Islam is a political ideology -- the medieval form of what would late be called "totalitarianism."
It is pure Western misunderstanding that we labeled the toxic belief system a "religion" when we first encountered it.
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 02:47 PM
Add to that the anticipation anxiety over Ace's newly-announced porch shelving project. It's enough to drive a Moron to drink!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2026 02:54 PM (rbKZ6)
Report: German prankster who identified as woman to get assigned to female jail now wants to be called "Anne Frank"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 02:55 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: RonChris at March 24, 2026 02:56 PM (f2Yap)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 03:08 PM (n17eQ)
you asked for it. there is metal for every occasion.
https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=ocDE7CTtTceM1Tq1
Posted by: Desinex at March 24, 2026 04:46 PM (jrgJz)
Local Crime Story Update: Crazed Abortionist Who Routinely Murdered Children After They Were Born Dies in Prison
As a wise president once said, "Good, I'm glad he's dead."
If you remember, a twat pro-child-murder feminist progressive explained away the media's complete refusal to cover the grisly serial murders because, she sniffed, it was a "local crime story."
Kermit Gosnell, the former Philadelphia abortionist convicted of first-degree murder in the brutal killings of three infants born alive during illegal late-term abortions at his notorious "house of horrors" clinic, has died in prison. He was 85. Gosnell, who was serving three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole plus an additional 30 years on federal drug charges, died at SCI Huntingdon, according to sources familiar with the matter. His cause of death was not immediately released, though he had reportedly been in declining health in recent years. The news emerged publicly via pro-life journalist Ann McElhinney, who extensively covered his 2013 trial, interviewed him in prison, and co-authored a book on the case. In her announcement, McElhinney described Gosnell as "the abortion doctor who is thought to have murdered thousands of babies in a 30 year killing spree" and called him "a chilling monster who could sometimes come across as charming." ... A Philadelphia grand jury, in its investigation of Gosnell's Women's Medical Society abortion center, labeled it a "house of horrors" and initially sought charges for hundreds of murders of babies born alive and then killed. Charges were ultimately limited to seven murder counts "after pressure from senior political and law enforcement officials," according to accounts from those covering the case
Greg Price
@greg_price11 16h Reminder that the mainstream media had to essentially be cyberbullied into covering the 2013 Kermit Gosnell trial after refusing to do so for weeks to protect the abortion industry. His crimes were so shockingly evil, but the only thing that finally got the media to cover it was the backlash after a Philly blogger posted this picture of the coutroom's empty press gallery.
Reminder that the mainstream media had to essentially be cyberbullied into covering the 2013 Kermit Gosnell trial after refusing to do so for weeks to protect the abortion industry.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 23, 2026
His crimes were so shockingly evil, but the only thing that finally got the media to cover it was… https://t.co/81mqjOXyln pic.twitter.com/gAf1ZHi7fq
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:08 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (4NO2D)
Tie Lures?
Be Better, Ace.
You Tie Flies and Jigs. Not lures.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (erF49)
______
To attract ladies? Better to be a sharp-dressed man. Every girl's crazy about them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (v6XNT)
325 Agreed about the first two points, but expanding the strike zone is a non starter for me. I think they should simply move the strike zone up from the knees. That way there would be more line drives, more fielding, and perhaps fewer snoozer home run swings.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (n9ltV)
That's the key point for me. When I played ball, I never looked at a pitch around my knees as anything I was interested in swinging at... Shit, give me from groin to almost the shoulders, that's where I wanted it to be.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (1wjle)
Not a concern for most...but, for you.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
Heh. I know whose lawn I'm gonna visit next...
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (77rzZ)
Just wait until you get a bird feeder. It's nonstop action!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (erF49)
oh I got a bunch of those years back. I have to put them back up.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (sl73Y)
Not a concern for most...but, for you.
AFAIK, rocking chairs don't come with shelves.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (h/O4U)
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Since I imagine you living in a New York apartment, I now see you as Kramer in that episode where he got a screen door.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (gYVzu)
It's the little things that make life grand.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (4NO2D)
Not a concern for most...but, for you.
AFAIK, rocking chairs don't come with shelves.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)
My forehead was split open by a rocking chair...well, it was really my brother pushing me into the solid wood armrest that did it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM
Don't all of Ace's shelves rock?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (kgE5c)
serenity now
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (2ap+5)
His crimes were so shockingly evil, but the only thing that finally got the media to cover it was the backlash after a Philly blogger posted this picture of the coutroom's empty press gallery.
>>>>
The media hates covering black on black crime.
ESPECIALLY when it goes after their most important sacrament, abortion.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: That's how you do it at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (ZN5Ar)
Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.
That was a shitty Summer.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (erF49)
and furthermore, too bad it took so long.
burn in hell!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (MIIRH)
Yes, your health does indeed decline- quite rapidly, in fact- after 137 stab wounds to the groin and torso.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Not A Doctor, But I DO Know One, And She's Hot. at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (dmDsy)
serenity now
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (1wjle)
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Insanity later.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (erF49)
Depends on whether you're trying to catch fish, or wimmins.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (gYVzu)
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"Serenity now!"
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (erF49)
It's the little things that make life grand.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM
I have turkeys around here that do that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM
* Chief Brody voice *
You're gonna need some bigger shelving.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (ohEXX)
I like to think he's having a similar conversation with his current jailers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (UvXT3)
Punji sticks and cans of sterno for luring hobos into traps, right?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (guCHD)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
I like to think he's having a similar conversation with his current jailers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (mkw2N)
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7th Circle, right?
Violence?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (gYVzu)
Don't come a'bloggin'
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (w9Wax)
two frames later
jon: my rocking chair!
garfield: your kindling
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Gorthanc at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (8Q86n)
ESPECIALLY when it goes after their most important sacrament, abortion.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (zjgNU)
Just a reminder that most abortionists locate their abattoirs in black neighborhoods. Funny that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (zjgNU)
What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)
Ziploc bag of weed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM
Bottle of Night Train onna string.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (erF49)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:17 PM (CWTWj)
An Ewok in a rocking chair. Interesting image
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 12:17 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Who's Next? at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (oftw2)
When I was a kid I was running through our house, slipped, and took a solid wood armrest right to the solar plexus.
I thought I was going to die. I couldn't breathe for so long.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (mkw2N)
Violence?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (gYVzu)
I'd think 9th Circle, treachery supersedes.
What was the oath he took as a doctor?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (zjgNU)
What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)
Ziploc bag of weed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (kcfgw)
Maybe a can of van camp's pork and beans
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (2ap+5)
I'm not laughing..
/Margaret Sanger
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (+48wn)
Posted by: Beelzebub at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (k1E2D)
It's the little things that make life grand.
Posted by: toby928(c)
Was wondering where my pet sauntered off to!
Posted by: Box Khomeini at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (w9Wax)
1. Mueller
2. Gosnell
3.??
Posted by: Who's Next? at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (oftw2)
A bunch of Iranian Muzzie assholes that are still trying to run the country
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (ynpvh)
If you haven't seen Nick Searcy's 2018 movie "Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer", you really should.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (pXC9O)
Picturing a demon assuming a Miss Piggy form, adopting her voice, 'Kermie!'
Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: garrett
I heard he already has one of those.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (0U5gm)
- NYT
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (zwuwb)
Violence?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (gYVzu)
I'd think 9th Circle, treachery supersedes.
What was the oath he took as a doctor?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (zjgNU)
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We'll have to defer to Minos, I suppose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (tYGL3)
I thought I was going to die. I couldn't breathe for so long.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (mkw2N)
If we're doing childhood trauma, I was running down the stairs that were built before modern codes and slipped the last 5 or 6, slamming my back on the stairs.
Same result- I was sure I was dying as I could not take a breath.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)
Being on TV, I know a few things.
Posted by: Whopper Goldberg at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM
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As well as shooting buckshot at those pesky door to door salesman and trying to take advantage of the elderly and their wealth.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (DApmH)
I never knew gosnell was black. how 'bout that. lear something every day, right?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (MIIRH)
1 Timothy 4
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
You don’t want to deaden your conscience because as humans if we do we’re capable of abominable wickedness
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (aSzdc)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM
I bought a pair of tickets to it online, but did not go. I wanted to support the movie but I didn't think I could bear it without plotting murder.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (4NO2D)
On it!
/Hollywoodland writer
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)
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Close.
This Netflix Gosnell will refuse to do life saving partial birth abortions on black women just to watch them die in agony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (zwuwb)
Violence?
Sounds right. Circle 7 ring 1 is for people who do violence against their neighbors: murderers, tyrants, bandits, etc.
They were sunk in a river of boiling blood. The worst offenders were sunk the deepest.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (mkw2N)
After his conviction, one of the guards addressed this monster as "Kermit." Kermit snapped at him, "It's Dr Gosnell!" The guard calmly told him, "In here, it's Kermit."
I like to think he's having a similar conversation with his current jailers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (mkw2N)
Before he retired for the second time (US Navy and then CA Dept of Prisons) my dad was a corrections officer in the SHU at Corcoran and interacted with Charles Manson EVERY day. When Charlie would start acting out (about 2-3 times per month), the COs would just say "whatever you say, Chuck".
Manson HATED to be called Chuck.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)
Well, that last part would be the only true representation.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)
Pray he spends a eternity in Hell
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (DApmH)
Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)
Well, that last part would be the only true representation.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (zjgNU)
But you forget people who murder children are HEROES to the left.They wouldn't make a white guy even a fallen hero.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:23 PM (zjgNU)
https://is.gd/m7pkIj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I got an "Access Denied"
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:23 PM (77rzZ)
Access to assets.grok.com was denied
You don't have the user rights to view this page.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:23 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ndZc7)
"Blood's hot!... and deep"
/two demons laughing
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (zwuwb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (wEI7j)
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (98kQX)
https://is.gd/m7pkIj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)
That Grok fella rejected me!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (MIIRH)
https://is.gd/m7pkIj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)
I can't see it for some reason, but the mental image is great.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (2ap+5)
https://is.gd/m7pkIj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)
I get a 403 error, forbidden
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:25 PM (ynpvh)
You could also fuck him for a chocolate bar.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:25 PM (4NO2D)
"Blood's hot!... and deep"
/two demons laughing
Now you tell us....
Posted by: Foreigner at March 24, 2026 12:25 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM
I bought a pair of tickets to it online, but did not go. I wanted to support the movie but I didn't think I could bear it without plotting murder.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (4NO2D)
I bought the movie on physical media, as I do with all of Nick's stuff - hoping to put a few nickels in his pocket. It was indeed tough to watch.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (pXC9O)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (DApmH)
Posted by: Stan at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (TsKLZ)
https://is.gd/m7pkIj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)
It's a Trap!!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:27 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:27 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (X5Baq)
Like Planned Parenthood...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (X5Baq)
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You may be the perfect man to experience some Italian horror from the 60s and 70s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (gYVzu)
Good, only two more to go.
Too soon?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)
The move means members of Congress and their staff will no longer get access to a dedicated airline help desk that fast-tracks bookings, changes and support.
Now congress members will have to endure the misery that the masses have faced while they have been swept through check-in with ease.
Perks included airport escorts and red coat services. But for the time being, while its Capitol Desk reservation line remains active, lawmakers will now 'be treated like any other passenger according to their SkyMiles status'.
'Due to the impact on resources from the longstanding government shutdown, Delta will temporarily suspend specialty services to members of Congress flying Delta,' the company said in a statement
Posted by: one hour sober at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (Y1sOo)
Holy crap, really?!
Did he admit 10% of our voters are illegal aliens? This is MASSIVELY overdue, pass the SAVE America Act NOW.
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And that 10% fraud is their margin of victory!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)
Same result- I was sure I was dying as I could not take a breath.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)
I tried a Mary Poppins out of a tree once.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (TsKLZ)
This one needs the early days of Mohammed Atta's 72 virgin snark...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM
That was the very first movie that I saw in a stadium seating with surround sound theater, and I had the prime seat.
I literally had to pry my fingers off the armrest after the landing.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)
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Close.
This Netflix Gosnell will refuse to do life saving partial birth abortions on black women just to watch them die in agony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (gYVzu)
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That's not far off from what the real Gosnell did.
Although he focused on butchering babies, he also killed at least one woman that we know about -- and joked about it. God only knows how many babies he really murdered, and adults he murdered or maimed, over the course of those decades.
It's also insane to me that poor women (almost all minorities) would repeatedly go back to this monster, when a much easier, cleaner, and less dangerous solution was readily available (birth control).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Oglebay
I lean more to retributive, as long as there is plenty of pain.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (5xUrG)
Holy crap, really?!
Did he admit 10% of our voters are illegal aliens? This is MASSIVELY overdue, pass the SAVE America Act NOW.
-
And that 10% fraud is their margin of victory!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)
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Well, since the passage won't automatically take people off the rolls in the states, what it means is that the Civil Rights' Division's efforts to clean up voter rolls will become more permanent.
If some election clerk in Michigan decides to just add someone back onto the rolls without proper documentation of verification, well, they can get picked up by federal law enforcement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (erF49)
You need decent lures and a really heavy line if you are fishing for hobos. Flies won't work.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (rbvCR)
Did you see where Delta withdrew it's preferential Congressional travel bureau?
Now the congress-critters will have no special exemptions and have to go through the same security lines just like us plebes.
It is to laugh.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (w9Wax)
Wonder which group Gosnell is in?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (X5Baq)
Good, only two more to go.
Too soon?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)
Not really, it should have stamped on his forehead the second he went carbon neutral.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
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"Only sluts take the pill."
-maybe?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (2ap+5)
Hey, I found the razor! Now bring me that cow eye!
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)
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Get some knitting needles ! knit yourself a scarf.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Stan at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (TsKLZ)
Rule of three? Fauci or Baris going next?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (DApmH)
Hey, I found the razor! Now bring me that cow eye!
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)
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"I have-a an idea-a for-a un filmo, Giuseppe."
"Che cosa?"
"Pieces."
"Che?"
"Pieces."
"What-a do-a you-a mean-o?"
"People in pieces. What'sa so hard about-a dat?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)
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According to Winston Churchill, Stalin could be charming.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Value Rite,, on a string...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (OUPZt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (MIIRH)
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WTAF? You are forcing these freaks to hang out with us? Haven't you punished us enough?
Posted by: Weary Travelers at March 24, 2026 12:34 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)
I had a friend in HS who was fascinated by that scene.
And yep, you are right about your first impression about that.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:34 PM (rbvCR)
*golf clap*
You see, fly fishing requires a fine line to tie the fly to the weighted line. That piece is called the "leader", and is usually tapered.
You may resume snark
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:34 PM (XuXeR)
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According to Winston Churchill, Stalin could be charming.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (AlhUl)
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A lot of vile sociopaths can be perfectly charming when they want to be. They are mimicking human emotions and don't actually feel anything, but they are very good at faking it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)
Fauci would make for a good hat trick.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (TsKLZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)
Bravehearts execution... Can't watch the movie
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (N5P6b)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (vNzAa)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (4NO2D)
Same result- I was sure I was dying as I could not take a breath.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)
I tried a Mary Poppins out of a tree once.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (TsKLZ)
I put a key into an electrical socket when I was a tot... Story is, I shot across the room, but I don't remember that....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM
I laughed waaay too hard at that.
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (kgE5c)
Black Democratium, still the most powerful substance on earth. Although muslime Democratium is sure catching up
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (QIawq)
Never buy from Temu. F'n typo. I wound up with a mocking chair.
"Your fat ass needs to get up and mow the lawn"
"Oh, my back! Lose some weight before sitting on me again!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (rZCVI)
Holy crap, really?!
Did he admit 10% of our voters are illegal aliens? This is MASSIVELY overdue, pass the SAVE America Act NOW.
-
And that 10% fraud is their margin of victory!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)
Hah, seems like it. 10% fraud minimum (illegal, multi, phantom/dead, imaginary voters)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
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Speaking of the Bible, interesting story creating a good deal of controversy.
https://is.gd/DRQVou
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (ndZc7)
/zombie Ned Beatty says "what about my movie debut "
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)
Forks work well, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TsKLZ)
Here's a photo I snapped of Ace and his new hobby:
https://is.gd/m7pkIj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I get a 403 error, forbidden
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Access to assets.grok.com was denied
You don't have authorization to view this page.
HTTP ERROR 403
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (4NO2D)
A straight briar would be best, I always imagine ace as looking like JR [Bob] Dobbs
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Just wait until you get a bird feeder. It's nonstop action!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)
I rate this as True. I recommend a six-hook feeder so you can begin to search Amazon for cute feeders.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (w6EFb)
*fistbump* Just leaped to mind, got the giggles, had to post.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)
Bravehearts execution... Can't watch the movie
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (N5P6b)
The German soldier slowly pushing the knife into an American's chest (one that we saw for the whole movie)... he just keeps telling the GI to "Shhh....shhh...." as he sinks the knife in deeper....
I hate that scene.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: man
Yeah, that's another one. But that's not the kind of flick I would normally watch. I will watch Lawrence because it's (loosely) history. But I won't watch that scene.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
Just wait until you get a bird feeder. It's nonstop action!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)
I rate this as True. I recommend a six-hook feeder so you can begin to search Amazon for cute feeders.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (w6EFb)
Watching the squirrels slide off and fall to the ground is the best part.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026
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A briar pipe (to me, anyway, who smokes one all the time) suggests college professor/scientist/author. A meerschaum suggests someone who wants to be *noticed* smoking a pipe. (Though nowadays, *any* pipe gets you noticed.) And a corncob, well, "There's ol' Fred Ziffel and Sam Drucker a'whittlin' on the porch. 'S a hot day; lessee if they got room for a couple more of us in the shade."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:40 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TsKLZ)
That's what you call going and forking yourself.
No.......?
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:40 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:40 PM (2ap+5)
I hate that scene.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (dmDsy)
OH! And the American keeps yelling for him to Wait! Wait! Stop! No!
THAT's the part I hate, can't believe I forgot it until after I posted...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:40 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
President and vice president of the Spit & Whittle Club.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:41 PM (5xUrG)
A lot of dark things really hang on and, for me personally, they tend to effect how I view the world.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:41 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 24, 2026 12:41 PM (FQukp)
Just realised: ace has embraced his inner Grampa.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (NcvvS)
'Whittle', is that what the kids are calling it nowadays ?
Hopefully more than 100 yards from a school
Posted by: Cu'Chullain at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (z+vY0)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026
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Also Faulkner, Horton Foote, Steinbeck, Mark Twain, and not a few actors were pipe smokers. Leonard Nimoy was one, Cary Grant and Danny Kaye two more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (3ek7K)
George Clooney and Tom Hanks have both retained the same lawyer to deal with "allegations" uncovered in the Epstein files.
According to people investigating the story, the actors became aware that their names had been uncovered after being redacted under the Biden administration.
They immediately retained famed defense attorney Joseph Barron, who was on both Casey Anthony's and OJ Simpson's teams.
Innocent people don't tend to hire this guy. Guilty people pay him to get them off.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (5xUrG)
I hope the message from this man's awful story is not that this was just one messed-up individual or that abortion is disgusting, but that making safe and legal abortion inaccessible and forcing women into desperation puts lives in danger and allows greedy and unethical people to take advantage of victims.
That building he was working out of still needs to be torn down. No reason that it’s still standing, esp in that part of the city. So much death and suffering took place in that building.
Heard a non profit is moving in, but who would want to step foot in that place after all the terrible things that happened in there?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (2ap+5)
‘ Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.’
Shit! How much does she weigh?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (jbnUc)
“Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County Common Pleas Court last month, according to court documents obtained by WBNS. . . . Daboubi was fired from her teaching position shortly after her arrest and hit with two counts of sexual battery, which were later amended by authorities, prosecutors said.”
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 12:44 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 12:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)
Happily, the squirrels reside in the woods at the back of the house. I've never seen them in the front. I would think they'd be far too exposed, since there aren't trees out front.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:45 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 12:45 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2026 12:45 PM (nHKOj)
*
Shit! How much does she weigh?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2026
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Hence the old saying, "As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (wzUl9)
‘ Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.’
Shit! How much does she weigh?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (jbnUc)
And 8 toes on one foot?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Know Math, But... at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)
I don't watch any gore anymore unless it's somewhat wry like Evil Dead II or that I've seen a thousand times. I don't watch TV and movies to be disturbed. I am disturbed enough.
There is something to how pedowood and the news media presents their violence and bad news that makes me sense the demonic influence. Like the devil showing what he can do.
The news especially, when it's breaking and awful. They are almost gleeful with it - unless it's specifically something that will help the communists like George Floyd. Then the fuckers get somber.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 12:44 PM (Dv3i1)
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Pretty wild that she would commit gross sexual imposition in court.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (2ap+5)
Is that what they call it nowadays?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (wzUl9)
I laughed like hell the first time I ever heard that one. It was Flo at Mel's Diner.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026
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I hope my future house will have a porch, and if it can be screened I'll do it. Not only will that keep bugs away on summer nights, but the cats can sit out there with me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Know Math, But... at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:48 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (QIawq)
I've withdrawn from most negative stuff. Life is too short, and I have wild onions to dig up.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:48 PM (erF49)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)
Good one
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 12:48 PM (N5P6b)
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Two fucking douches. *
*Use any punctuation you like.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (aZm/F)
that one works like a champ!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (MIIRH)
https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)
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So adorable.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (2ap+5)
https://youtu.be/nlQy7wYT6Wk
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (pXC9O)
Because then the LIVs never hear about them.
Compare Gosnell to Floyd, Shepard or Maryland Man
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)
Good call. I hope you are good Miley. Do you still bake bread? I think we talked about bread a long time back. I think.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (QIawq)
‘ Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.’
Shit! How much does she weigh?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (jbnUc)
And 8 toes on one foot?
Posted by: Denny Crane
This reminds me...I've seen a lot of Lefties recently using the phrase "10 toes down", to reinforce commitment to something. Medicare for all, support Hamas over Israel, etc, "10 toes down". Is it a normal phrase people use? It was completely unfamiliar to me until I heard them using it just a few months ago.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (AlhUl)
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Uncle Joe was always ready to share a laugh and a wisecrack with Beria while they finger-pointed through the next day's list.
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (77rzZ)
@DataRepublican
MAJOR BREAKING: International actors are involved in the State Department led color revolution
...
Ex-USAID employees describe how, before January 20, they moved internal groups off government systems and into encrypted Signal chats, then quickly linked with foreign partners and NGOs after the inauguration. This attempt at creating a color revolution isn't new news; this part was already reported in NOTUS earlier this year.
But what's not reported is the international aspect. One participant explicitly frames it as "a global anti-authoritarian movement," connecting U.S. officials with "colleagues from around the world who have dealt with this directly."
More at link to X -
https://tinyurl.com/mrph58ab
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (wzUl9)
Catio!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (w6EFb)
https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)
Imagine the screams when Ewoks play mumbly-peg.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (2WIwB)
Horror like people just getting chopped up and tortured is pointless. I don't get it.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (aTgV0)
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New Ace quotes book will include gems like "nice day if it don't rain" and "ayup", not forgetting "hey kid, keep that bike off my lawn" and "honey, bring me another beer"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (IUrgC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
How's the enhoosierization coming?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (snZF9)
Yes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (G1ktt)
Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬
Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)
I though uncle Joe ran off to firelake
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (HcoTw)
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Always put 10 toes down and get your Elbows Up when assuming the position.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (Dv3i1)
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Here in Oregon, we use empty beer cans
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (uA3Ix)
Ohio teacher, 28, charged with carrying out twisted sexual relationship with student
Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County
ahahaha Daboubi !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: eleven
Yeah, me neither. And why do they go after all the hot chicks?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: PA Dutchman
+++
Boasberg must not have known about this guy. Surely he could have found some technicality to release him on.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (Lo97M)
Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬
Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)
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Also, SNAP is suddenly more tightly regulated, which is unrelated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (gYVzu)
https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)
They like you! They really like you!
Posted by: Sally Fields at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (dmDsy)
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Here in Oregon, we use empty beer cans
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (uA3Ix)
The ole breakfast burrito gambit
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 24, 2026 12:54 PM (S6tOh)
https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM
Could use some happy little shelves.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (z+vwF)
How's the enhoosierization coming?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026
***
Salty and NotSoThoreau have been rooting for Kansas, and when I look at houses there on Realtor I like what I see much more than those in IN or KY. So I'm driving up next month to check the place out and actually look at some properties. I've got an agent on the line, and am waiting to be pre-approved for a loan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (wzUl9)
Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County
ahahaha Daboubi !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
The kid was heard yelling Yabba Dabba Daboubi!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (5xUrG)
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"IT WAS MOAR THAN 10 MILES AWAY, BABY-LOVING H8RS!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (RM3dR)
Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬
Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)
Yet another big company throwing money at someone over demographics. Film at 11.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: eleven
Yeah, me neither. And why do they go after all the hot chicks?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)
***
And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: eleven
*
Yeah, me neither. And why do they go after all the hot chicks?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026
***
I hear you! It's not like there's a tremendous surplus of hot chicks. Seems a shame to thin their ranks any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (RM3dR)
I though uncle Joe ran off to firelake
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (HcoTw)
Last time I saw Uncle Joe,
He was movin' kinda slow,
At the Junction.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Diogenes
Why do blondes always fall down running on flat ground?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (5xUrG)
Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬
Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)
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Also, SNAP is suddenly more tightly regulated, which is unrelated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (gYVzu)
________
I always assumed there was lots of money laundering and stolen fencing and market manipulation going on with these branded sneakers. A few weeks ago, that teenage goatfucker who threw the bomb was reported to have been in the aftermarket sneaker business with what seemed clearly to be the Russian mob. The veracity of my assumption was heightened.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (q177U)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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You young whippersnappers and this new fangled AI!!!! Get off my porch!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (9U6Wl)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
*
The kid was heard yelling Yabba Dabba Daboubi!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026
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I wonder if Miz Daboubi's teachers in teacher school tried to dissuade her from the field, or to convince her to change her name. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)
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And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)
Or into the dark scraggly woods???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (FIhI4)
Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County
ahahaha Daboubi !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
The kid was heard yelling Yabba Dabba Daboubi!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (5xUrG)
Jammin the Daboubi !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM
You're not going to sheikh it at this point.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (z+vwF)
Posted by: rickb223
Because they're running in high heels, and very little else. Top heavy.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)
Or into the dark scraggly woods???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Why do they hide behind the running chainsaws?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (KZzg+)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (9U6Wl)
Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬
Somehow, that white bitch Caitlin Clark is to blame...
Posted by: Black WNBA players at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Dratch at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (lmqED)
Posted by: rickb223
Because they're running in high heels, and very little else. Top heavy.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)
That's exactly why I made movies!!!
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Zombie Iron Sheik at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (KZzg+)
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM
Hah. Da Boobie!
- Middle school boys everywhere
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (dmDsy)
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Nah.
Weinstein thinks he's Selznick, not Russ Meyer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Dratch at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (lmqED)
Ya know, he never did seem to be too bright....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: As PDT said of Mueller at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM
Running barefoot > running in high heels
Posted by: Quentin T. at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (z+vwF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Diogenes"
Especially when there is a dark, dingy basement they can hide in.
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (GUOwU)
♪ Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead now.
♪ Thank God Ruth Bader is dead.
♪ All the blood that bled
♪ out of fetal heads
♪ is on her dirty soul now.
♪ Thank God Ruth Bader is dead.
.
Posted by: Marooned at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: K.T. Frog at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (KZzg+)
Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬
+++
Should have thrown in a free dildo.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: rickb223
Because they're running in high heels, and very little else. Top heavy.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)
__________
"Meh, try fucking in heels"
-- Porn stars
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.
That was a shitty Summer.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (erF49)
What did you do to make her feel so unsafe she felt it necessary to protect herself by moving the rocker across your toes?
Posted by: Modern feminist sensibilities at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)
She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM
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Be sure to chain it down and lock it so it doesn't disappear.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: U.S. Media at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (464q3)
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She was also on boxes of Reese's Puffs cereal. Briefly. Wonder what the sales were on that one.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (0bjKf)
Just want to make that clear.
Posted by: K.T. Frog
*fistbump*
-- Zombie Kermit Roosevelt
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)
She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (aZm/F)
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Well, it was Reebok.
And I assume something like 99% of sports endorsements, especially of female sports personalities, are just this side of money laundering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (gYVzu)
Doesn't that describe pretty much every WNBA player?
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (KZzg+)
She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (aZm/F)
Or Reese’s cereal.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (464q3)
Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (mHVWR)
Don't you know the crime rate's going up, up, up up, UP!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (pXC9O)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (dmDsy)
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Nah.
Weinstein thinks he's Selznick, not Russ Meyer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (gYVzu)
Listen up, fella, I wasn't talking about what was actually put on film... I am talking about the casting calls, the hundreds of young, supple actresses just being so attracted to my face and body, that they would do anything for me.... or to me.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: pookysgirl is contractually obligated to post this at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)
It's a demonic influence. The devil hates the world and he hates beauty. I'm getting crotchety I'm sure but it's the truth.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (dmDsy)
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Listen, Gavin Newsom's wife has a type, and it's not conventionally attractive men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (zG4BR)
I've seen clips of the WNBA and actually laughed out loud at how shitty they played. I've seen high school boys play better, much better.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (aZm/F)
- some nasty dem governor
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (n5tGW)
I've seen clips of the WNBA and actually laughed out loud at how shitty they played. I've seen high school boys play better, much better.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (aZm/F)
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They got the money.
Lowest salary went from like $50,000 to $300,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)
Just looked up a pic
Would not hit that doobie
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (HcoTw)
Oliver Platt in a wig.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (PSEDc)
I'm ready for my retrospective, Mr. Madison.
Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer, the last American auteur at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (z+vwF)
Posted by: Modern feminist sensibilities at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)
And why were your feet positioned one under each rocker?
I may be old and possibly dead, but I'm still interested in new moves...
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (dmDsy)
"And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?
Posted by: Diogenes"
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Especially when there is a dark, dingy basement they can hide in.
Posted by: Ripley
And good dense cornfields.
- Malichi.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (5aZAZ)
Horror like people just getting chopped up and tortured is pointless. I don't get it.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (aTgV0)
'The Ghost and Mr. Chicken' was scary enough for me.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (QGaXH)
Alternate title:
>> Local Crime Story Update: Crazed Abortionist Who Routinely Murdered Children After They Were Born Aborted by World, Faces God Who is Tapping his Foot, and has a Spock Eyebrow
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (e1mwr)
Doesn't that describe pretty much every WNBA player?
Posted by: Jetto
She is compared to Sid from Ice Age.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (5xUrG)
Lowest salary went from like $50,000 to $300,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)
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lol
WTF is funding those kinds of salary hikes?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (aZm/F)
Good. Anything that cuts into the NBA's profits is A-OK with me.
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (KZzg+)
She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (aZm/F)
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Well, it was Reebok.
And I assume something like 99% of sports endorsements, especially of female sports personalities, are just this side of money laundering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (gYVzu)
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Did somebody say money laundering? Why didn't I think of that?
Reebok can whip these branded sneakers together in about 30 minutes and have them made by slaves for about $1.64 a pop. I doubt they can ever really lose a lot of money.
Even if they did, endorsing female athletes in sports nobody watches is probably more about politics and danegeld than anything, much like all those yuge book advances to leftist politicians for books nobody will buy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
I'm ready for my retrospective, Mr. Madison.
Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer, the last American auteur at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (z+vwF)
======
Can you not read?!
Hammer! Films!
173 of them.
Back of the line with you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (zG4BR)
I'm ready for my retrospective, Mr. Madison.
Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer, the last American auteur at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (z+vwF)
It's Monroe
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (pXC9O)
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (SEhpc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)
People are much crazier, more immoral, and disinclined to evaluate any situation that is uncomfortable to their world view (or more accurately in line with their sworn opposition).
Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (5aZAZ)
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This is gold and 100% spot on.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (gYVzu)
Now imagine your meeting with God.
We will all eventually have that meeting.
Now imagine- what will this man say to God?
Seek redemption NOW.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (KZzg+)
I've seen clips of the WNBA and actually laughed out loud at how shitty they played. I've seen high school boys play better, much better.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (aZm/F)
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They got the money.
Lowest salary went from like $50,000 to $300,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)
______
True, but $300k is like an entry-level lawyer or finance job at a big firm in NYC. Actually, less than what a top entry level job pays.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
Now imagine your meeting with God.
We will all eventually have that meeting.
Now imagine- what will this man say to God?
Seek redemption NOW.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (e1mwr)
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An eternity in boiling blood isn't THAT bad, is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (gYVzu)
-- Porn stars
Posted by: Elric The Blade
But seeing their feet is the best part!!!
Posted by: Gen Alpha Weiros at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (pXC9O)
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Get better JT!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (gYVzu)
Hiya, JT! Hope you see this!
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (pXC9O)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
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And the WNBA players don't deserve it because they don't sell enough tickets.
The NBA will just have to subsidize them more.
I'm just waiting with baited breath for the announcement of the lowering of the salary cap at the NBA which is completely unrelated to the WNBA's increased cost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (gYVzu)
An eternity without God is worse.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (e1mwr)
And I assume something like 99% of sports endorsements, especially of female sports personalities, are just this side of money laundering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (gYVzu)
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Thanks. Someone said Nike upthread, and I don't watch or pay attention to the WNBA so I didn't really know.
Money laundering sounds right.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (aZm/F)
Now congress members will have to endure the misery that the masses have faced while they have been swept through check-in with ease.
LOL. LMAO, even. Good job Delta
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (a+4eV)
====================
Threadreader version of the whole set of tweets
https://tinyurl.com/2dunc2tz
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (yuorg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (aTgV0)
"Tortue porn." A surprisingly large number of people get off on it. Sometimes it's so over the top that it's laughable (the Troma people are a good example), but the Saw and Hostel films are just out-and-out disgusting pieces that exist to show just how many sick ways humans can be killed. The directors and producers of that evil slop should be shunned from decent society for all time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM
Neither of them get the action I do.
Posted by: Whoopi at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (z+vwF)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (QIawq)
Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (zG4BR)
_____
She's reasonably attractive and has a nice body. By WNBA standards, she's a supermodel. Some of the WNBA players look like Bigfoot.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Jetto
That's...simultaneously both true and false. She actually could be fairly attractive, but she is so "ghetto", with the giant false eyelashes and attitude, Big Mike actually seems more refined and feminine!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
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Yeah but these chicks aren't working 100+ hour weeks and surviving on coffee and Peruvian pre-workout powder while living in a 75 sqft apartment in Manhattan.
Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (dmDsy)
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Listen, Gavin Newsom's wife has a type, and it's not conventionally attractive men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (gYVzu)
Politics? Hey Pal, this ain't a game. Gavin Newsom was created by me! We had writers working on an "unbelievably gay, yet supposedly 'straight man' gets voted as Governor of Califorina" for 10 YEARS...
It was in development hell until that Newsom twink came along...
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)
Two Republicans running for local County Council seat, with special election today.
One used to be a Beer/Wine sales rep.
He's sitting outside our polling place.
Reading his bible.
I'm voting for the other guy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (iMotb)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
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Jose Ferrer brought the kink in that role.
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM
I'm a better ball handler, too.
Posted by: Big Mike at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
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But lawyers had to go to law school and pass the bar, and finance guys were forced to hang out with other finance guys, so they've paid their dues. What have WNBA players done to earn $300,000?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (aZm/F)
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Practiced against college-level men's players who aren't allowed to run or jump when playing the women?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (gYVzu)
38 What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM
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A bottle of fortified wine placed on the sidewalk, wired to the power supply of a nearby neon sign.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (APZZ1)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (Ia3Yj)
Sometimes you have to look at the username to fully understand what is being said
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (QIawq)
I want to ask God what the point of Lena Dunham was.
Posted by: ...
Just query the Admiral? He trolls us on the regular with her peers.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: ...
It was a pretty clear warning to young women that whoring around and pursuing a career until your mid-30s would end terribly...and yet, they're still doing it.
Was free-will a bad idea?
Posted by: God at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (Ia3Yj)
*leaves to look up photos of Mary Ann AND Ginger*
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (pXC9O)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (jFCkp)
BUT, women's professional sports, the women's Olympic events, World meets for track and field etc. PURE unaduturated patronization. It's Junior Varsity. The only purpose it might serve is to entice girls to pursue atheletics while securing an education.
Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (q177U)
https://youtu.be/nlQy7wYT6Wk
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (pXC9O)
Great little movie. I'll need to watch the DVD tonight.
"My dick was in the punch!!"
"Got a little wang to it. Good, though".
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (z+vwF)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (erF49)
Lying is a sin. As penance go do your Amazon returns that are piling up.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (aZm/F)
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NBA, by way of buying social justice insurance.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (yuorg)
Posted by: epador at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (OjgnX)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
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But lawyers had to go to law school and pass the bar, and finance guys were forced to hang out with other finance guys, so they've paid their dues. What have WNBA players done to earn $300,000?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (aZm/F)
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They are the top players in their sport, for whatever that's worth. As bad as they are, these are elite female players. Anyone is worth what someone is willing to pay them. No more, no less. Lots of idiots passing the bar, and dumb finance bros passing the CFA, and yet they are still making 100s of thousands a year, sometimes millions. They ain't worth it either.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 01:19 PM (z+vwF)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (aZm/F)
Heh...too true!
Although entry-level finance isn't $300k. A few of the best get that, but most first-year associates don't come close to that number.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (q177U)
I would argue Gosnell was far and away much worse than Kervorkian. Gosnell murdered thousands of innocent victims - unborn babies and even babies born alive whose spinal cords he'd cut with surgical scissors if they made it out the womb. Kervorkian, warped though he may have been, provided assisted suicide to people who made a choice about ending their own lives. He was involved either directly or indirectly maybe up to 130 deaths. Rookie numbers compared to Gosnell.
Posted by: Gosnell was worse by far at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:41 PM (
My students asked me once what my favorite horror movie was. “None”, I said. “I read history.”
Over many decades things as such has left me with a dark, twisted, demented sense of humor.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)
Page 63 of the script, silly.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (5xuJ/)
"Well, a half mil is kinda of a lot, but if I have to pay it to avoid a date with Angel Reese, guess I will".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (80oeU)
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The fear of turning 30 really messes up some people.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 01:24 PM (cWLG3)
Doesn't that describe pretty much every WNBA player?
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM
The inventor of the mebound.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (gQ15S)
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (q177U)
I would argue Gosnell was far and away much worse than Kervorkian. Gosnell murdered thousands of innocent victims - unborn babies and even babies born alive whose spinal cords he'd cut with surgical scissors if they made it out the womb. Kervorkian, warped though he may have been, provided assisted suicide to people who made a choice about ending their own lives. He was involved either directly or indirectly maybe up to 130 deaths. Rookie numbers compared to Gosnell.
Posted by: Gosnell was worse by far at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (TbWk/)
Kevorkian convinced a lot of people to kill themselves just like the Canadian government does now. He's just as bad.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 01:37 PM (8avO+)
Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬
Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)
Why you would expect 15 million dollars worth of shoes to sell when tickets to the games don't sell and probably most of the viewers are men, I can't understand. And Reese, even by normal WNBA standards is a bad player.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 01:45 PM (8avO+)
I only feel old due to "post viral syndrome" which is a thing now. A hangover if you survive. I am going to beat this tomorrow and garden. Possibly croak among my rose bushes and spring flowers.
Today at the eye doc (regular visit all is well) a super old man behind me was talking about "seeing his nutritionist next week." I am not going there willingly and think three docs I have to see (eye, derm, ARNP) need to arrange a conference once a year to see me and then leave me alone.
I hope Gosnell is in the lower bowel of hell.
I did raise consciousness of his horror when I briefly invaded WaPo as a French anthroplogist. The rabid and stupid commenters did not even catch on that I was messing with them after I said my project was, "WaPo in the Mist." Very polite with me being French. It was hilarious on a horrible subject and I let 'er rip.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 02:39 PM (WONhk)
Whatever became of your humanity?
I hope it was not for the 'Benjamins'.
I hope it was not for a hatred of society.
I hope it was not because the mother didn't want or was incapable of upbringing the child. Because that child could have been adopted by loving adoption parents.
Other than those reasons, I cannot fathom terminating a human life.
Other than a subliminal hatred of humanity itself.
If that was the case, you had no business being a medical professional that swears to the 'Hippocratic Oath'.
You were a charlatan!
Posted by: John at March 24, 2026 02:54 PM (0DsdP)
Posted by: TJ jackson at March 24, 2026 03:20 PM (bXvrr)
The Morning Rant: Anonymity
Under our Constitution, anonymous pamphleteering is not a pernicious, fraudulent practice, but an honorable tradition of advocacy and of dissent. Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. See generally J. Mill, On Liberty and Considerations on Representative Government 1, 3-4 (R. McCallum ed. 1947). It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of Rights, and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation-and their ideas from suppression-at the hand of an intolerant society. The right to remain anonymous may be abused when it shields fraudulent conduct. But political speech by its nature will sometimes have unpalatable consequences, and, in general, our society accords greater weight to the value of free speech than to the dangers of its misuse.
It is relatively simple for political and social elites to speak freely; they have walls, both figurative and literal, built around them by dint of their wealth or their government connection. It is exactly those people against whom anonymity is a powerful weapon, because their reach is far more powerful than the mere citizen. Entrance into the public sphere as a politician (or the quaint term: public servant), or commentator, or pundit, or as an entertainment figure immediately expands one's megaphone far beyond that of the citizen, and it also affords one the protection of the organized media, the state and, sadly, in many cases, the long arm of the state or media that reaches out to punish one's interlocutors. Against this we have one tool: anonymity. And who are the enemies of anonymity? Those who have other protections!
Here is a comment from a purported 1st Amendment lawyer, who thinks that anonymous speech should be held to a different standard. He was responding to some "famous" person whose name I barely know, but whose attack on anonymity is self serving and intellectually weak. I cited one obvious need for anonymity...The United Kingdom, which is busily imprisoning people for their speech! But there are countless others here in America that are powerful defenses of anonymity as one of the pillars of our free discourse in ideas. For example; "Whistleblowers" are sometimes self-serving and craven, but there are numerous examples of their importance in exposing government malfeasance. And our current legal and political structure was debated in The Federalist Papers by "Publius," (Hamilton, Madison, and Jay), and rebutted by "Federal Farmer," whose identity is still not certain after almost 240 years! If anonymity was an appropriate right to be exercised by those men, then it is certainly something worth defending. In spite of the technological advances since 1787, instant communication via the internet has changed nothing...we are all still pamphleteers! [Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:00 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2026 11:00 AM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 11:00 AM (zjgNU)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:02 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: kingsman at March 24, 2026 11:02 AM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:03 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 11:03 AM (MZJrA)
YAHOO TELLING ME THAT TRUMP WANTS TO COMPROMISE WITH DEMS TO END DHS/TSA SHUTDOWN.
SAY IT AINT SO!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 11:03 AM (l5XKK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:03 AM (bss/y)
I never made that connection with bloggers and the Thomas Paines of our nation's birth. Quite fitting for the 250th year of our nation. Thanks CBD!
Posted by: moki at March 24, 2026 11:04 AM (wLjpr)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 11:04 AM (MZJrA)
The Intimidation Game: How the Left Is Silencing Free Speech
The left uses demands for disclosure as a method to out those who disagree with them but are unwilling to be subjected to their hysterical nonsense and even violence.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:04 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: J. Random Booker at March 24, 2026 11:05 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: kingsman at March 24, 2026 11:02 AM (ehY6c)
"I had the right to remain sillent, but didn't have the ability."
Posted by: Ron White at March 24, 2026 11:05 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 11:05 AM (3Ope8)
Are you THE Ass Cheeks of Saturn who posts on AOSHQ?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
Signed — Linus Van Pelt (not my real name)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:06 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 11:06 AM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Ron White at March 24, 2026 11:05 AM (eOFY+)
Once he grew the beard, he looks frickin' rough.
Love the guy, but still.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:07 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:07 AM (vPwMB)
Posted by: Nicky Haleystein at March 24, 2026 11:07 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 11:05 AM (3Ope
Or force them to behave as servants of the people!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:07 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 11:08 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 11:05 AM (3Ope
Or force them to behave as servants of the people!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:07 AM (n9ltV)
Make it a sacrifice and not hitting the lottery.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:08 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (MNCvZ)
If not the authors would have been hanged.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (MZJrA)
YAHOO TELLING ME THAT TRUMP WANTS TO COMPROMISE WITH DEMS TO END DHS/TSA SHUTDOWN.
SAY IT AINT SO!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 11:03 AM (l5XKK)
Meh. Trump's forte is negotiation.
I'm willing to wait and trust him on this one. He's not the old gaurd GOP and their failure theatre.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (zjgNU)
SAY IT AINT SO!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 11:03 AM (l5XKK)
I suppose it depends on things like "what do you mean by compromise" and "says who".
In this article, from all the way back in last night, it says "Senate Republicans believe that President Trump is willing..." which is a bit different than "Trump wants". Further, the article says that it would be, effectively, failure theater for the Dems as they'd then use reconciliation to get the stuff the Dems object to.
https://tinyurl.com/ysne8x2u
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (ExV1e)
You can get honesty.
But you can also get less reality. If you don't KNOW the person talking, they could be anyone....a fed, an op like Uncle Palpy or Q or a few other nics...could be a fuzzy legged foreigner proporting to be a citizen....could be a smart labrador retriever. Or a bot. Or AI soon enough, if not already.
I worked at MSFT back in the 90's and early 2000's and I realized early that anonymity is a lot of work with relatively little chance of success. Unless you go all Uncle Ted and go seriously off grid, the government knows who you are and what you post online.
So I decided back then to only post online under my own name (porn sites aside). If I wasn't willing to say it using my own name, maybe I should say it. Anonymity was a comforting lie anyway.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 11:04 AM (MZJrA)
Might create a market for a free, open source operating system, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 11:10 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 24, 2026 11:10 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ron White at March 24, 2026 11:05 AM (eOFY+)
Ah, back when "comedy" was funny.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 11:10 AM (zjgNU)
If not the authors would have been hanged.
Unlikely.
The Federalist Papers were published in New York newspapers between
October 1787 and August 1788. Written by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay under the pseudonym "Publius," the 85 essays argued for the ratification of the U.S. Constitution. The first essay appeared on October 27, 1787.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (xcxpd)
It is, and I get the argument. To be fair, I am far more polite online than in private. To me, it is like being in a public space.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:11 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 11:11 AM (NFX2v)
I'm willing to wait and trust him on this one. He's not the old gaurd GOP and their failure theatre.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (zjgNU)
Same. I trust his track record. Maybe that's foolish but I'm not lighting my hair on fire.
I don't have any anyway...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:11 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 11:10 AM (8zz6B)
Microsoft is doing that on it's own by screwing windows up the ass.
Windows 7 was best windows.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:11 AM (bss/y)
SAY IT AINT SO!
Posted by: GigantorX
You won't like his terms. I guarantee it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:12 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Samuel Langhorne Clemens at March 24, 2026 11:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:12 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:12 AM (5xUrG)
Apparently Microsoft is sending out a big update to 11 which is intended to fix the most egregious problems with that package. We shall see.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Playing The Race Card at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (9owfJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ZxPkt)
Not me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Samuel Langhorne Clemens at March 24, 2026 11:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Moi neither.
Posted by: Francois-Marie Arouet at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (xcxpd)
It is, and I get the argument. To be fair, I am far more polite online than in private. To me, it is like being in a public space.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:11 AM (bss/y)
I'm kinda more vulgar here than I am in real life. Mostly just trying to keep the old mood alive. I do agree that Ace's blog is pretty much a public space and I try to keep that in mind and in mind that it's his property.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: J. Random Booker at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM (0sNs1)
And the real point behind age-verification laws is to eliminate anonymity.
If you need to show that you are over 18 to log in, you have to identify yourself.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM (n1OCj)
Unlikely.
The Federalist Papers were published in New York newspapers between
October 1787 and August 1788. Written by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay under the pseudonym "Publius," the 85 essays argued for the ratification of the U.S. Constitution. The first essay appeared on October 27, 1787.
Posted by: Archimedes
George IV was a long way away.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
I doubt it's gonna allow you to use the OS without a MSoft account, or remove all the adware and tracking, or allow you to remove all the AI, or get it to stop asking you to use OneDrive, or...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ZxPkt)
Jabber wonky?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:07 AM (n9ltV)
Speaking of "servants of the people", some Ugandan female judge just got convicted of slavery in Britain:
https://tinyurl.com/5n6atjzn (goes to Small Dead Animals)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 11:15 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I'll take "what four words do you text your ex after winning a lottery"?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:15 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Microsoft Bob at March 24, 2026 11:15 AM (0sNs1)
Hi Bob!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (mHVWR)
But it's surely being abused, especially in terms of all the fake phony news reports based on anonymous sources. It's become a license to make up shit and defame political enemies.
P.S. My name ain't really Elric the Blade. Just saying.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Win 98.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:12 AM (5xUrG)
W98 crashed a lot. Very unstable, but very easy to use.
Win2000, win 7, win 10 are my favs. I hate win 11.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (MZJrA)
By whom?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Microsoft Bob at March 24, 2026 11:15 AM (0sNs1)
*jumps around and contorts agitatedly*
Posted by: Clippy at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Limerick lover
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You know, I answered a limerick challenge at the end of the MR, and I nailed it
and no one saw it cuz of art thread nooding and subsequent willowing
what a gyp
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (ZxPkt)
But she’s a lot cuter.
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM (nNjWE)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (MZJrA)
By whom?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (n9ltV)
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Portuguese pirates parading posthumously?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (xcxpd)
No love for XP? Harsh.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)
We'll see just how concerned they are (if at all) about the almost universal hatred for their product, and whether they think maybe they took it too far this time. They are the poster boy for ens***tification.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
Unless you are a verified real person. Then and only then you can say anything you like.
What this means in practice then is leftists can attach whatever statements they want to their real names - including direct calls for violence - and suffer no consequences.
But for right leaning people any statement the left doesn't like - and everything is "racism" or "homophobia" or whatever - will lead to losing your job and banking access.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM
As one of you commenters here opines from time to time, you are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: billg@microsoft.com at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM (0sNs1)
Senate Republicans have allegedly negotiated a deal to end the DHS funding shutdown. That deal includes what Democrats wanted all along- no funding for ICE. Apparently they will only fund HSI and not fund illegal immigrant detention and arrest.
This is your Republican representatives- surrender monkeys, all of them.
I have been through the airport a few times. ICE has completely cleared things up since Monday.
But you go, Republicans.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ittVa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (xcxpd)
No love for XP? Harsh.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)
I like XP. I just like the other 3 better.
Anything but Windows Millenium. Ugh, what a dog. I used to do tech support for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:18 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (ZxPkt)
You just used a slur against Gypsies! Reeeeee!!! Good thing you’re not really Don Black or there’d be consequences…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:18 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
I have left them behind and, as I am no longer required to use them, I am unwilling to give them money in the chance that they won't try to fuck me over in the future.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:19 AM (ExV1e)
Senate Republicans have allegedly negotiated a deal to end the DHS funding shutdown. That deal includes what Democrats wanted all along- no funding for ICE. Apparently they will only fund HSI and not fund illegal immigrant detention and arrest.
This is your Republican representatives- surrender monkeys, all of them.
I have been through the airport a few times. ICE has completely cleared things up since Monday.
But you go, Republicans.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ittVa)
________
Doesn't Trump have to sign this? He won't (assuming this reporting is correct).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)
A few years ago it came out that one of the top NYT reporters had used his roommate for every "man on the street" interview for pretty much his whole time there.
But...he was already willing to lie and claim these were different people he didn't know. Wouldn't he just take the next step of saying it was "Bob Smith" or "Juan Montez" or whatever.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:19 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:18 AM (xcxpd)
Win8?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)
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Unless it includes actual repeals of spending and appropriations of ICE funding implemented in the OBBB, the "no funding for ICE" bit is pointless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:20 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 11:20 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:18 AM (xcxpd)
Win8?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:20 AM (ExV1e)
Only ever had one PC running windows 8, and that not for long, so I missed most of the drama there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:14 AM (xcxpd)
Yeah, on ace that propriety goes out the window.
And shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)
So what?
That is as old as humanity, and the answer isn't forcing identification. The answer is more free speech.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM (nNjWE)
Basically, even parroting a standard left of center mantra on social issues from 2006 is supposedly hate speech now.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:22 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)
Trump just told them to sack up, he’s not signing it. He also told them to attach the SAVE Act. He’s the only person with a set of balls left. lol.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:22 AM (ittVa)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:22 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)
According the article I linked @29, they'll pass ICE funding via reconciliation. Why they, somehow, cannot pass all the funding in the same manner is a mystery. The question, I suppose, is whether Trump will trust them or not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (ExV1e)
Did Cornyn agree to the deal?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Windows 3.11 for Workgroups at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (m0WlR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)
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Unless it includes actual repeals of spending and appropriations of ICE funding implemented in the OBBB, the "no funding for ICE" bit is pointless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:20 AM (gYVzu)
I saw a headline but didn’t read the article. The gist of it was that Trump was open to some compromise IF the SAVE act was passed first. I’d take that!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:20 AM (gYVzu)
DJT's veto pen is quivering in the desk stand.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (n9ltV)
That is as old as humanity, and the answer isn't forcing identification. The answer is more free speech.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM (n9ltV)
'Caesar conquered Gaul, but Nicodemus conquered Caesar.'
'Gaius Julius Caesar, Queen of Bethiniya.'
-Roman Graffiti
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM (8zz6B)
Literally because a marketing idiot at MSFT didn't like 9 and wanted to rebrand.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (xcxpd)
Jean Carroll made a sexual assault claim based on a CSI episode to defame Trump. She not only paid no consequences she got paid for doing it...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ZxPkt)
Nope. It's totally in whack for me.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pXC9O)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM
There was never a Windows 6, either, so asking these kinds of questions is kind of 6-7.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (ittVa)
That is as old as humanity, and the answer isn't forcing identification. The answer is more free speech.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:21 AM (n9ltV)
'Caesar conquered Gaul, but Nicodemus conquered Caesar.'
'Gaius Julius Caesar, Queen of Bethiniya.'
-Roman Graffiti
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (bss/y)
"Every woman's man and every man's woman."
-More slander that survived
-or possibly truth
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (xcxpd)
ICE is already funded. The Democrats are just being petulant little c*nts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:25 AM (ittVa)
Frankly the Rs in congress should be offering woobly Rs and convincible Dems a bunch of pork.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:25 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I need to learn Linux and put it on my home computer.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:25 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Windows 3.11 for Workgroups at March 24, 2026 11:23 AM (m0WlR)
We still run that for some applications in WA state government....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:26 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (n9ltV)
(checks calendar) Tuesday. Ends in "Y", that tracks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 11:26 AM (8zz6B)
-More slander that survived
-or possibly truth
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (xcxpd)
Not the cast of the insult. Homosexual relationships in rome were a lot like Muslim countries today (without the rampant bestiality) Having gay relationships was ok- as long as you were the dominant partner (i.e. The Man.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:26 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Because Windows 7 8 9.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:22 AM (77rzZ)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:26 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:26 AM (xT8gx)
Target and villainize the individual and you can taint the opinion, guilty by association.
Posted by: muldoon at March 24, 2026 11:27 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Bulg
I can’t believe you have that dialed up and ready to go. Impressive.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 24, 2026 11:27 AM (cMU4o)
Is cheesesteak kosher? Seems like it would violate the whole no-beef-with-dairy thing.
Posted by: Bulg
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (n9ltV)
104 The airport backlog has been almost completely cleared up with ICE. Why would he give in? lol. He won’t.
*sighs, puts down can of hairspray and lighter*
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:26 AM (xT8gx)
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Seems like it was bad at the busiest of airports like Atlanta.
The ease with with ICE seems to have cleaned up the mess makes me think that the unpaid TSA employees (who will get backpay, of course) were just kind of...not doing their jobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:28 AM (gYVzu)
Linux developers are largely trannies from BlueSky now and most major distros will fully comply with the anti-anonymity laws.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 11:28 AM (3cXfB)
Any discussion you have with a leftist on the merits of a political idea will quickly descend to "but TRUMP!"
I saw the recent Maine Dem Senate debate and they were constantly talking about Trump the person instead of MAGA ideas...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)
And read AOS, of course.
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:28 AM (nNjWE)
My daughter flew to CA yesterday. She got to DCA 3 hours early so as not to miss the flight. She went through TSA precheck in 3 minutes.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)
-More slander that survived
-or possibly truth
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (xcxpd)
Not the cast of the insult. Homosexual relationships in rome were a lot like Muslim countries today (without the rampant bestiality) Having gay relationships was ok- as long as you were the dominant partner (i.e. The Man.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:26 AM (bss/y)
I have bad news for you regarding the bestiality part...some of the mystery cults and kinkier religions did a lot more than sacrfice goats...
And yes, being submissive sexually with men was discouraged strongly and considered shameful. How accepting Rome was of homosexuality is complicated and shaded. Partly due to Greek cultural contamination.
The Legions would stone homosexuals to death, so it wasn't like the culture was completely pro-homo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:29 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:29 AM (ittVa)
Posted by: Windows 3.11 for Workgroups"
OS/2 Warp whimpers
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:30 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Silence Dogood at March 24, 2026 11:30 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 11:28 AM (3cXfB)
Perhaps it's time to start a MAGA-Linux project.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 11:30 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ben Dover at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (ittVa)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: RI Red
Joel or Mike? Clayton or Pearl Forrester?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)
That was it. lol
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (DgMqy)
My daughter flew to CA yesterday. She got to DCA 3 hours early so as not to miss the flight. She went through TSA precheck in 3 minutes.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)
__________
The hysterical news reports show pics that look like normal lines at busy times. Also, most show what appear to be lines at gates to get on the plane. That's past TSA security and would not be affected by any shutdown. I very strongly suspect this is a manufactured hysteria, as per usual.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:29 AM (xcxpd)
Did not mean it was, people who say it was are judging it by our own weird, fucked up society.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Marcus T
It sounds to me like the bigger problem is ICE making TSA employees look bad.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (iFTx/)
NO! Really?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (bss/y)
So, there. No anonymity here.
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (nNjWE)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (Dv3i1)
Target and villainize the individual and you can taint the opinion, guilty by association.
Posted by: muldoon at March 24, 2026 11:27 AM (qgHp7)
Bingo.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (n9ltV)
It does require some effort and a real message to be a successful pamphleteer, like Ace, or other sites that build trust over time. But the government certainly knows who Ace is. And the multitude of shadow banners and censors actively suppress the distribution of those digital "pamphlets".
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (iFTx/)
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I refused to fly in and out of Atlanta years ago, choosing to drive from the Charlotte area instead, because the lines were normally absurdly long and awful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (gYVzu)
I did make a burner account, but it's not the same.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat (not my real name) at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (/l3pt)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (iFTx/)
NO! Really?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (bss/y)
_________
Hard to believe, I know!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
At major hubs like Atlanta TSA lines were 5 hours long. They’re now back to normal thanks to the ICE agents. That wasn’t true everywhere but the major hubs all had very bad TSA wait times and those are all now resolved.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 11:33 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (iFTx/)
NO! Really?
I was assured by Temu Obama that there would be firing squads in the United Lounge by now.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2026 11:33 AM (YwEeS)
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 11:33 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (n9ltV)
It is kind of their brand.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (Dv3i1)
The odd thing is, we see in both flavors of homosexual relationship that usually there is a breakdown into traditional norms. One is the 'male' and one is the 'female.' Men or women.
The thing is, what is thrown in our face in media is all flaming bottom queens.
It's really strange when you think about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:34 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: RI Red
Joel or Mike? Clayton or Pearl Forrester?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)
Good catch, Bulg.
But I’m leery about responding. I heard there was a timeout. What the heck did you do?
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:34 AM (nNjWE)
So I decided back then to only post online under my own name (porn sites aside). If I wasn't willing to say it using my own name, maybe I should say it. Anonymity was a comforting lie anyway.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM (xcxpd)
==
I'm not worried about the government knowing.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 24, 2026 11:34 AM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Ben Dover at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)
There was a bar in Pelham NY by that name. It was not a gay bar, and in fact was known for having cheap beer, a great juke box, and fights.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:34 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Jose at March 24, 2026 11:34 AM (V6W16)
Ultimately this is just the left wanting to be able to cancel people they can't currently get at.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)
Not everywhere...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:34 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:25 AM (5xUrG)
It took my wife about an hour to learn Linux Mint. Admittedly, she has me for tech support but there are answers online for pretty much any issue you might have.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:34 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Playing The Race Card at March 24, 2026 11:13 AM (9owfJ)
It's Okay to be White
posters were put on campus lightposts and bulletin boards
Threats of hate crime charges and a federal investigation in one case were the result.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 24, 2026 11:34 AM (zafwz)
True. There are confirmed reports that a lot of illegals were arrested right out of the TSA lines. Almost like it was Homan’s plan.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 11:35 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:35 AM (ittVa)
Posted by: Jose
Marc Elias is forum shopping as we speak, I suspect.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 11:35 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (iFTx/)
NO! Really?
I was assured by Temu Obama that there would be firing squads in the United Lounge by now.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)
____________
Polaris or United Club?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:35 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:24 AM (n9ltV)
It is kind of their brand.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:33 AM (ExV1e)
Dammit. I can't find it now. There was a video of a British comedian from the height of the terror 2020-2021 who was literally making a heartfelt message where he called every individual group a cunt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:36 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: RI Red
Yeah, I was banned last week for shooting my mouth off. I won't say about what.
But I'm back now, a sadder but a wiser man.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:36 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Nicky Haleystein at March 24, 2026 11:07 AM (2Ez/1)
Ask my neighbors. Heh.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 24, 2026 11:36 AM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:36 AM (ittVa)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:31 AM (iFTx/)
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I refused to fly in and out of Atlanta years ago, choosing to drive from the Charlotte area instead, because the lines were normally absurdly long and awful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:32 AM (gYVzu)
______
I will sooner drive as a general matter if the distance is less than 5-6 hours on the road. I love to travel, but hate to fly, and I get bad cases of air rage.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: In my best Yoda voice at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: C. Howett Fields at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (5xUrG)
posters were put on campus lightposts and bulletin boards
Threats of hate crime charges and a federal investigation in one case were the result.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
At that moment, everyone realized that it is indeed, not Okay to be White.
-Narrator
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM
Yes. Past Porto.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)
Yes, but that was before ICE called for them at airports.. They were arresting someone who had a removal order since 2019
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (N5P6b)
>>@nnworcester
·
2h
>>NEW: I’m told the plan to split up DHS and fund ICE partly through reconciliation is close to meeting White House approval.
>>“Conversations are ongoing but this deal seems to be acceptable,” per a WH official.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (ittVa)
Media 2026: Security lines are ridiculously long!
Same same.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (u73oe)
Posted by: In my best Yoda voice
Buc-ee's cheesesteak burrito FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: In my best Yoda voice at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (2Ez/1)
We pretty much all agreed that Cheesesteaks are wonderful.
Except for that guy who said he had never had one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)
________
Fake news. The arrest was before ICE arrived at the airport. Illegal alien with final deportation order in 2019. Fuck her.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (iFTx/)
I will sooner drive as a general matter if the distance is less than 5-6 hours on the road. I love to travel, but hate to fly, and I get bad cases of air rage.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)
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I hate driving. It's boring and makes my back hurt.
Better than driving a part of the way there, dealing with Charlotte airport parking, walking into the airport, waiting in lines, waiting for my flight, sitting next to strangers, dealing with another airport, fighting for an Uber, and then driving another 30 minutes to get to the hotel on the other side of town.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (5xUrG)
Can you get it to order?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (kgE5c)
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Suggested edit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:39 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (iFTx/)
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But she built a life!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:40 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 11:28 AM (3cXfB)
While that may be true, generally, there is also a fair number who are privacy/security fanatics. Someone would either make a fork which removed it or provide instructions on how to disable it. The thing about using a hobbyist OS is that it's harder for them to force you to do anything.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:40 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I AM Denny Crane! at March 24, 2026 11:40 AM (dmDsy)
Sometimes, the next day, I realize I failed.
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:40 AM (nNjWE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (gYVzu)
Commie confirmed.
I think you need to drive a fun car for once in your life.
Go out and test drive one of the new Miatas. Put the top down. I guarantee you your mind will be blown and Dolley will see you in it and want to give you a blowjob.
Except not in the Miata. That is it's downside.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (5xUrG)
Can you get it to order?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That I don't know. They were always putting out fresh ones at the last three stops.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (iFTx/)
======
But she
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:40 AM (gYVzu)
________
FIFY!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:26 AM (xcxpd)
State of Oregon started phasing out the last of its DOS systems about 8 years ago.
Unfortunately the replacement is on about its 12th version
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Silence Dogood
Right?
Posted by: Ben Dover
Amen.
Posted by: C. Howett Fields at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (5xUrG)
Yup.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (snZF9)
I think you need to drive a fun car for once in your life.
Go out and test drive one of the new Miatas. Put the top down. I guarantee you your mind will be blown and Dolley will see you in it and want to give you a blowjob.
Except not in the Miata. That is it's downside.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (bss/y)
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Piling the wife, two kids, a mother-in-law, and luggage into a fun car.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)
________
Fake news. The arrest was before ICE arrived at the airport. Illegal alien with final deportation order in 2019. Fuck her.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (iFTx/)
***
But...but...that means the media lied!
How can this be???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Boring? Definitely not. There's always something new to see.
Whenever I'm going to be making a long drive, I take my wallet out of my back pocket and put it in the glove compartment. No more back pain from "wallet butt."
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)
Yet, people still think ICE is somehow to blame. Which probably was part of what the Democrats wanted people to think.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
So she knows how to do it. Now she can go back to Guatemala and build another one!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Silence Dogood
Right?
Posted by: Ben Dover
Amen.
Posted by: C. Howett Fields at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (5xUrG)
Yup.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (snZF9)
Agreed!
Posted by: I Have A Huge, Girthy Cock. at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (dmDsy)
@EndWokeness
Senator Chris Murphy: "The people we care about most, the undocumented migrants"
-
Yeah, run on that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 11:43 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Limerick lover
************
There's a Code For THAT!
Thanks for the leaflet my dear
But I fell asleep reading, I fear
It's just my darnn luck
That the paper got stuck
Now the doctor says I have "Pamphlet Ear"
Posted by: muldoon at March 24, 2026 11:43 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Silence Dogood
Right?
Posted by: Ben Dover
Amen.
Posted by: C. Howett Fields at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (5xUrG)
Yup.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (snZF9)
Concur
Posted by: Harry Thyng at March 24, 2026 11:43 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: muldoon at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Boring? Definitely not. There's always something new to see.
Whenever I'm going to be making a long drive, I take my wallet out of my back pocket and put it in the glove compartment. No more back pain from "wallet butt."
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)
_______
Yea, I drive a lot and generally like it. I do need lumbar support, though. If the car doesn't have it, then I bring a lumbar pillow.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (gYVzu)
You're missing the point. Driving a fun car makes driving fun. That carries over when you are driving other things.
You start seeing the asphalt ribbon and wondering how fast you can take that next curve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (bss/y)
I don't fly. So, I don't care.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (erF49)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (gYVzu)
Commie confirmed.
I think you need to drive a fun car for once in your life.
Go out and test drive one of the new Miatas. Put the top down. I guarantee you your mind will be blown and Dolley will see you in it and want to give you a blowjob.
Except not in the Miata. That is it's downside.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (bss/y)
A Miata? They should be sold in pairs. One for each foot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (snZF9)
@EndWokeness
Senator Chris Murphy: "The people we care about most, the undocumented migrants"
-
Yeah, run on that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Then you fund them Chris. Outta your pocket.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (5xUrG)
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Yeah, run on that.
So crime is out of control, taxes are up, there is too much traffic, I can't find housing, and my Senator is an asshole.
But if I don't vote for him I have to vote for a Republican. F THAT!
Posted by: Your average CT voter at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 11:35 AM (3cXfB)
Weird. I recall hair on fire comments in these very pages about how Trump was abandoning getting rid of illegals when they de-escalated in Milwaukee.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Put some Dead Head music on and you will be miserable.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 11:45 AM (n17eQ)
But I fell asleep reading, I fear
It's just my darnn luck
That the paper got stuck
Now the doctor says I have "Pamphlet Ear"
Posted by: muldoon at March 24, 2026 11:43 AM (qgHp7)
Dude, you have such a unique ear, it's always a treat to read your stuff...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 11:45 AM (dmDsy)
On-line forums such as this one are private enterprises, and have every right to enforce a code of conduct (as you know).
I think the complexity occurs because of government and corporate overreach that protects the powerful at the expense of the citizen.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:45 AM (n9ltV)
It's no different than Obama's actions during his shutdowns:
Make Americans miserable to get your way.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 11:46 AM (erF49)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:46 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (snZF9)
Heh. I said the first time I test drove one: 'It's like wearing the car.'
That's a good thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:46 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 11:45 AM (dmDsy)
A lust for lobes eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (zwuwb)
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Use light rail and carry a gun.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Silence Dogood
Right?
Posted by: Ben Dover
Amen.
Posted by: C. Howett Fields at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (5xUrG)
Yup.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (snZF9)
Agreed!
Posted by: I Have A Huge, Girthy Cock. at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (dmDsy)
***
Amen
Posted by: Harry Dixon Huranis at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (affD0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (gYVzu)
I had to pick up a friend, his mom and wife and gobs of luggage from the airport, so I rented a Toyota mini-van.
It made life so much easier than trying to shoehorn them all into my Accord.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)
I will drive if the destination is in the continental US and I'm under no time pressure to arrive. I'd rather drive cross-country and have multiple hotel stays than fly.
Maybe air travel has improved since I swore it off but I feel no need to check.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:17 AM
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (kgE5c)
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Suggested edit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:39 AM
Your edit is valid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 11:35 AM (3cXfB)
Weird. I recall hair on fire comments in these very pages about how Trump was abandoning getting rid of illegals when they de-escalated in Milwaukee.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (ExV1e)
________
I would love to see this. Fuck these people. Maybe once long ago I had some sympathy. No more. Not one fucking tiny little beaded drop of piss. GTFO of my country and don't come back.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (4NO2D)
Yes...travel is a liberty, and there are modes of travel that will afford you that liberty from most government interference. But you can't enforce personal anonymity on private corporations such as airlines. TSA is an interesting point though...
You could buy your own plane and bypass TSA entirely.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (n9ltV)
And you're still in an uncomfortable ride.
Now a Zed 4 OTOH...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (XuXeR)
-Narrator
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (Dv3i1)
Absolutely. I think that was the point. Knowing the reaction and doing it anyways to make it obvious to the unaware.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (zafwz)
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (zwuwb)
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Citizen's United massively benefited the left more than the right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (iMotb)
Completely different story than the media is portraying...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (N5P6b)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (XuXeR)
The concept goes to other cars, but they are usually more expensive. Lotus Super 7. Or an Ariel Atom.
Light weight. Good handling. Enough horsepower.
Remember the first time you took a bike on a winding road? The feel as you started to accelerate into a corner? The raw thrill? That. In a car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (bss/y)
—————-
And if you wake up and find yourself dead, you’ll know to slow it down a little next time.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (u73oe)
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:50 AM (uq8Bc)
My sister-in-law grew up in Fall River. Lots of Portuguese there at the time ('50s). Is that still the case?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:50 AM (77rzZ)
True. There are confirmed reports that a lot of illegals were arrested right out of the TSA lines. Almost like it was Homan’s plan.
****
If I was head of the agency, I would have jumped at the chance. So, yeah, planned and executed.
Posted by: clarence at March 24, 2026 11:50 AM (7lOC+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Put some Dead Head music on and you will be miserable.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 11:45 AM (n17eQ)
In a apparent road road suicide incident the suspect crossed 4 lanes of highway to drive off the bridge.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:50 AM (snZF9)
You could buy your own plane and bypass TSA entirely.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM
I could walk I guess. I don't know what common carrier doesn't require ID by government mandate.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:50 AM (4NO2D)
Dead Man's Curve?
Posted by: Jan and Dean at March 24, 2026 11:50 AM (erF49)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (u73oe)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)
On-line forums such as this one are private enterprises, and have every right to enforce a code of conduct (as you know).
I think the complexity occurs because of government and corporate overreach that protects the powerful at the expense of the citizen.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 11:45 AM (n9ltV)
I often wonder how much (not whether) government surveillance there is on this site. And feds. And bots.
That huge data center in Utah ain’t there for shits and giggles.
Sometimes I dream of doing a FOIA request about my file. Nothing like waving a huge red flag.
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:51 AM (nNjWE)
Yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 11:51 AM (viF8m)
Yeah, about that - why did she suddenly decide... just as a few sympathetic people had their phones out recording?
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:51 AM (XuXeR)
Rusty Bedsprings, by I.P. Nitely
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Under the Bleachers by I. C. Butz.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:51 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:44 AM (bss/y)
—————-
And if you wake up and find yourself dead, you’ll know to slow it down a little next time.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (u73oe)
_____
I can see myself tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe
And no one's gonna stop me now
I'm gonna make my escape
But I can't stop thinking of you
And I never see the sudden curve 'til it's way too late
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Limerick lover at March 24, 2026 11:51 AM (2Ez/1)
Usually the idiot who's about to cut you off.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:51 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: clarence at March 24, 2026 11:50 AM (7lOC+)
If Homan didn't arrest a lot of illegals right out of the TSA lines, then I am sure he planted that bit of news in the MFM. It is the lowest of low hanging fruit.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (uq8Bc)
posters were put on campus lightposts and bulletin boards"
Most of us should be thrilled about our "white heritage". And not because of "white privilege", but because of the values with which we were raised. Plus on the IQ level we came out pretty high on the "totem pole" as well.
And besides the whiteness, there is the American identity those of us over 29 learned in schools and from other groups of old (Boy Scouts, DeMolay, even little league).
But with indoctrination in schools, white kids now learn how evil their heritage (allegedly) is. The high carb diet and BigPharma infiltration has also made America weaker. All intentional, from what I can tell.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (vbXSk)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (kcfgw)
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (Oy/m2)
***
Why would I change my God given name?
Posted by: Harry Dixon Huranis at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (affD0)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:51 AM (nNjWE)
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Asking the government what they know about you seems a sure-fire way of being put on "The List."
(Which will not be nearly as much fun as spending time in The Barrel.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (ESVrU)
The Portuguese are good people. They don't tolerate crime in their neighborhoods. The ONLY safe place in Newark NJ is the Ironbound District. 90+% Portuguese.
Posted by: Jan and Dean at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (erF49)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (Dv3i1)
Don't share the road with some guy named Turnupseed...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:53 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (5xUrG)
Most people use a shotgun for that.
But most people don't have a 100+MPH fastball.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 11:53 AM (zjgNU)
Holes in the Snow, by I.P. Strate
Rusty Bedsprings, by I.P. Nitely
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Phil McKraken
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 11:53 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:53 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:38 AM (gYVzu)
Back in 2008 I told Mrs D that I reached the point where I was due a sports car or a hot redhead. She thought for a second and said that I could go ahead but to consider that while both would get me taken to the cleaners, only one would get me a ride home.
So I lucked into a low miles 2005 BMW 330 ci convertible. I still have it today and its as much fun as ever.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 11:53 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Quark at March 24, 2026 11:53 AM (NcHgc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:48 AM (gYVzu)
Wasn't it called McCain-Feingold?
Two leftists deciding on what is fair?
How could it go wrong?
I can't believe I voted for that POS.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (zafwz)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (2ap+5)
I watched Dave Winfield do the same to a pigeon in Yankee Stadium.
Though, Randy got a better debris field out of his.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (erF49)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (XuXeR)
The Yellow River, by I.P. Freely
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (Dv3i1)
Grossed Out, by P.N. Poole
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:55 AM (uq8Bc)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (uq8Bc)
***
Let me tell you about Steely Dan
Posted by: Harry Dixon Huranis at March 24, 2026 11:55 AM (affD0)
OS-9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2026 11:56 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (n17eQ)
13th Warrior.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:56 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (vbXSk)
Not intended to make Americans weak, intended to make Americans godly.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 11:56 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM
All is proceeding as we have foreseen.
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 24, 2026 11:56 AM (NcHgc)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:56 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (Oy/
If you steal mine you'll be hearing from my attorneys at Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 11:57 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 11:57 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 11:50 AM
The RMBS Dad was from Faw Reeve as well. Lots of Portuguese still there. Good restaurants, and markets. There's also a great Lebanese bakery I try to stop at whenever I pass through.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 11:57 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: pudinhead"
How To Train Your Dragon. (First one only)
OK, kids movie but still pretty good.
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 11:57 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:57 AM (XuXeR)
(Which will not be nearly as much fun as spending time in The Barrel.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (ESVrU)
I strongly suspect I’m on at least one list. So, you’re saying I shouldn’t try to work my way up?
Posted by: RI Red at March 24, 2026 11:57 AM (nNjWE)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:57 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:56 AM (4NO2D)
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Bad umpires ruin games.
Better to have robots calling the balls and strikes.
Also, expand the strike zone again so that more strikes can be called.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:58 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 11:49 AM (N5P6b)
Which is why you should never get immediately wound up over anything you see reported, regardless of the source.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 11:58 AM (ExV1e)
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I'm happy that this is still true. Worked in the Iron Bound for a year or two. Never go north of Union Station. Never get out of the boat, too. (Never punch 'continue reading, either).
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 11:58 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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and the NFL's 'virtual measurement', which serves no purpose and accomplishes nothing
a solution in search of a problem
Posted by: Mike Hunt at March 24, 2026 11:59 AM (ZxPkt)
Better to have robots calling the balls and strikes.
Also, expand the strike zone again so that more strikes can be called.
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Raise the pitcher's mound.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 11:59 AM (n17eQ)
Where's the fun in that?
*lights pitchfork*
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 11:59 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:57 AM (4NO2D)
Lo there do I see my father;
Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers;
Lo there do I see the line of my people,
back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me,
they bid me take my place among them,
in the halls of Valhalla,
where the brave may live forever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:59 AM (bss/y)
Better to have robots calling the balls and strikes.
Also, expand the strike zone again so that more strikes can be called.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:58 AM (gYVzu)
I have this theory that if baseball were to be re-created as a form of work-up, it would be far more entertaining and of course faster.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:00 PM (rbvCR)
Holes in the Snow, by I.P. Strate
Rusty Bedsprings, by I.P. Nitely
****
Hole in the Mattress, by Mr. Completely
Posted by: clarence at March 24, 2026 12:00 PM (7lOC+)
Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:00 PM (d5zIg)
Better to have robots calling the balls and strikes.
Also, expand the strike zone again so that more strikes can be called.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:58 AM (gYVzu)
Bad officiating everywhere. NCAA wrestling championships last weekend had multiple egregious calls that absolutely decided the outcomes of matches. It was maddening
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:00 PM (UvXT3)
Herger the Joyous: When they come, we form a circle in the center of the room, backs to one another.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: I am not a warrior.
Herger the Joyous: Very soon, you will be.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:00 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 11:52 AM (Dv3i1)
Grossed Out, by P.N. Poole
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 11:55 AM (uq8Bc)
The Cellophane Bikini
Posted by: Seymour Hair at March 24, 2026 12:01 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:56 AM (4NO2D)
I'm with you on the DH, but Angel Hernandez REALLY made me rethink my commitment to having humans make those calls.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:01 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:01 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Silence Dogood
Right?
Posted by: Ben Dover
Amen.
Posted by: C. Howett Fields at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (5xUrG)
Yup.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (snZF9)
Agreed!
Posted by: I Have A Huge, Girthy Cock. at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (dmDsy)
***
Amen
Posted by: Harry Dixon Huranis at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (affD0)
Word.
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at March 24, 2026 12:01 PM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:00 PM (d5zIg)
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Yes. That's correct! We're not listening in at all!
Posted by: Alexa and Siri at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (ESVrU)
Better to have robots calling the balls and strikes.
Also, expand the strike zone again so that more strikes can be called.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:58 AM (gYVzu)
Agreed about the first two points, but expanding the strike zone is a non starter for me. I think they should simply move the strike zone up from the knees. That way there would be more line drives, more fielding, and perhaps fewer snoozer home run swings.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (n9ltV)
Herger: Yes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Kindltot"
People that say baseball is boring have never had kids in soccer leagues where as a parent you are obliged to go to the games and be interested.
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:00 PM (UvXT3)
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When officiating takes over the action, it ruins the sport.
Make them as invisible and incorruptible as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Marooned at March 24, 2026 12:03 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (n9ltV)
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They shrunk it like 6 years ago or so.
Just go back to what it was before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:03 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (2ap+5)
While I wish that were not the case, I'm about the most boring person imaginable and don't even speed (liar) so I'm not going to lose my shit over it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:03 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I Have A Huge, Girthy Cock. at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (dmDsy)
***
Amen
Posted by: Harry Dixon Huranis at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (affD0)
Word.
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme
And now, a word from our sponsors, Dickson Cider.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:04 PM (5xUrG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:04 PM (UvXT3)
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (GUOwU)
Amen
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 12:04 PM (N5P6b)
A lot of researchers think the "Federal Farmers" was Elbridge Gerry. The letters were sent to George Clinton who was governor of NY, later VP. Clinton's buried about a mile from my house
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 11:54 AM (mHVWR)
I liked George better when he was leading P-Funk. Not a fan of his political career.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 12:04 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 11:09 AM
It's understandable that you wouldn't want to use your real name on Glock fanboi sites.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 12:05 PM (ohEXX)
Make them as invisible and incorruptible as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (gYVzu)
—————
No idea what you’re talking about.
Posted by: Patrick Mahomes at March 24, 2026 12:05 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Silence Dogood
Right?
Posted by: Ben Dover
Amen.
Posted by: C. Howett Fields at March 24, 2026 11:37 AM (5xUrG)
Yup.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at March 24, 2026 11:41 AM (snZF9)
Agreed!
Posted by: I Have A Huge, Girthy Cock. at March 24, 2026 11:42 AM (dmDsy)
Amen
Posted by: Harry Dixon Huranis at March 24, 2026 11:47 AM (affD0)
Word.
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at March 24, 2026 12:01 PM (i0Hi3)
Bird is the word....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 24, 2026 12:05 PM (v6XNT)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 11:56 AM (4NO2D)
=======
Bad umpires ruin games.
Better to have robots calling the balls and strikes.
Also, expand the strike zone again so that more strikes can be called.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 11:58 AM (gYVzu)
_______
You're assuming the umpires are "bad" as in making bad mistakes. I don't think it's a coincidence that the (apparent) sudden uptick in terrible calls costing games and points took place at the same time as sports betting exploded.
I'm sure someone can run some AI program on all the games in all sports with active legal betting markets that had very controversial calls and compare the outcomes to the bet action. I will almost guarantee there will be some non-zero number for r.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Oglebay
One of the few historical things that Casablanca got right was European refugees fleeing to Lisbon. Salazar was very pro-Allies, but He didn't join the Allied war effort because he was afraid that doing so would cause Franco to join the Axis.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (n9ltV)
That's the key point for me. When I played ball, I never looked at a pitch around my knees as anything I was interested in swinging at... Shit, give me from groin to almost the shoulders, that's where I wanted it to be.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (8Xl0V)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:04 PM (5xUrG)
is that in the box, jugs, or can?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 24, 2026 12:08 PM (v6XNT)
You mean the Fanduel experience at DraftKings stadium might have an impact?
Hmm...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:08 PM (XuXeR)
Otherwise, you only hear from the powerful, and the occasional asshole like myself.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 12:08 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:08 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 11:36 AM
Rowan Atkinson.
https://youtu.be/xUezfuy8Qpc?si=5r2mKnccrDPOSssw
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (S6tOh)
Posted by: toby928(c)
Agreed. You get 2 points down and the game is over and the losing team knows it.
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (GUOwU)
https://youtu.be/xUezfuy8Qpc?si=5r2mKnccrDPOSssw
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (S6tOh)
Not the one I was thinking of, but good also.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:03 PM (gYVzu)
They changed the way umpires are evaluated. The last strike zone change was in the 1990s.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (n9ltV)
Pure speculation that it decided the series. No one knows what would've happened had Denkinger made the correct call.
And maybe if the Cardinals had shown up for the next game -- Game 7 -- instead of getting blasted by the Royals, there wouldn't be any controversy.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:04 PM (5xUrG)
is that in the box, jugs, or can?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (5xUrG)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Giovanni Francesco Barbieri (Guercino)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:30 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 09:30 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:31 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 24, 2026 09:31 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2026 09:31 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 24, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:32 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 09:32 AM (2pYam)
Hey! We were promised a "head of an old man", not an "attached head of an old man"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:32 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 24, 2026 09:32 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 24, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 09:32 AM
That's some rough mileage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 09:33 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 09:33 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I don't know...I see a lot more than a head here. Are men allowed to have/show "décolletage?"
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 24, 2026 09:33 AM (Ia3Yj)
"Verily, Lord, 'twas I who farted."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:33 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at March 24, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 09:34 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 09:34 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2026 09:35 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 09:35 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 09:32 AM
*
That's some rough mileage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026
***
Forty years of wandering around a desert will do that to you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2026 09:36 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
His proctologist's.
Dr. Three Knuckles Deep, MD.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:36 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: C. Heston at March 24, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 09:36 AM (pXC9O)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 24, 2026 09:37 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 09:36 AM
Should have asked for directions!
- Women everywhere
*ducks*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 09:37 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: PabloD at March 24, 2026 09:37 AM (8sD0/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 09:32 AM
*
That's some rough mileage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026
***
Forty years of wandering around a desert will do that to you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
The guy is only 27.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:37 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: PabloD at March 24, 2026 09:38 AM (8sD0/)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 09:38 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2026 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: The Old Man at March 24, 2026 09:39 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 24, 2026 09:39 AM (BHrzb)
Cocaine's for horses, not for men.
Doctor says it'll kill ya, but he don't say when.
Posted by: Run all around my brain at March 24, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 09:36 AM
If you decide pickleball isn't for you, there's always cornhole.
Posted by: The Old Man at March 24, 2026 09:40 AM (0sNs1)
Huh. Surprised it isn't labelled as a saint or someone from Scripture. That was the style. This one is just "some guy I painted."
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2026 09:40 AM (OmQ3D)
I like this
* art / doodle / rendering
It reminds me of
* life's end / the smelly drunk seated at the next table over in the library / a Wal-mart greeter
The artist was particularly adept in their use of
* the color brown (were they a Wyeth?) / ordering takeout meals through Door Dash / fragrance free cleaning products
What this painting needs to make it better is
* a sniper / a doggie / happy little trees / a bonfire
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:40 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 09:40 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 09:33 AM (kgE5c)
---
He's only twelve, but he's seen things, man....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 09:41 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 09:40 AM
That's Prince Albert?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 09:41 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:42 AM (0sNs1)
If you decide pickleball isn't for you, there's always cornhole.
Posted by: The Old Man
Now you're singing my tune!
-- ex-mayor Pete Buttgiggity
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:42 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 09:42 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:42 AM (5xUrG)
* a sniper / a doggie / happy little trees / a bonfire
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:40 AM
Bulg weeps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:43 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 24, 2026 09:43 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: The Old Man at March 24, 2026 09:40 AM (0sNs1)
My knees have decided that pickleball is not for me.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 09:43 AM (pXC9O)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 09:44 AM (R11M+)
no thanks
would not hang nor bring inside house
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 09:44 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
That guy made bank. Better than the Pet Rock guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:44 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 24, 2026 09:44 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 09:45 AM (zwuwb)
Bulg weeps.
Posted by: Duncanthra
Hey! It was multiple choice!
I suppose that far too many of you wanted it to be an open book quiz, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 09:43 AM
Say it ain't the troof, Doof!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 09:45 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
The doc finished before Barbieri could paint the other hand.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:46 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Floyd the barber at March 24, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Better one hand than BOTH hands, amiright!
Posted by: Pete in Texas
Mmmm. I'm up for a challenge.... 😜
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 24, 2026 09:46 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 09:46 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 09:46 AM (77rzZ)
My knees have decided that pickleball is not for me.
Posted by: Doof
That ought not deter you from donning the gear, picking up your gym bag, and settling in at the juice bar to chat up the ladies as they come in after their bouts, or games, or whatever such titanic struggles are called.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:48 AM (xG4kz)
Better one hand than BOTH hands, amiright!
Bah, my proctologist can do it without using either hand
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 24, 2026 09:48 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 09:49 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 09:49 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 09:49 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Rimshot at March 24, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: goatexchange at March 24, 2026 09:50 AM (hyS0X)
Posted by: Allstate Insurance at March 24, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 24, 2026 09:51 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 09:40 AM
That's Prince Albert?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 09:41 AM (kgE5c)
The former Prince Albert.
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2026 09:51 AM (OmQ3D)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 09:52 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 24, 2026 09:52 AM (6U1c2)
Beyond the technical qualities of the painting, which are huge, Guercino provides an emotional aspect. The man is aged but not decrepit. The yearning in his expression doesn't feel sad but acknowledges the passing of his prime and possible losses in his life. There's memory and reflection but not despair. Maybe acceptance.
I would hang this without hesitation. Most men my age would identify with this image and the feeling behind it.
Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2026 09:53 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:53 AM (XuXeR)
Why thank you. We try.
Posted by: Allstate Insurance at March 24, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Thanks President Allstate, Pedro Cerano... that guy from the Wire. He was in everything for a little while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 09:53 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Prince Albert at March 24, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Look At My Life at March 24, 2026 09:53 AM (oftw2)
One light source is the nearby street light; the other is the spotlight on the state troopers' chopper circling overhead.
This is an outtake still from that iconic film, "The Fugacity", the story of an otherwise obscure physical chemist who was persecuted for his persistence in defining and using abstract concepts to 'splain things.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:53 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 24, 2026 09:54 AM (xcxpd)
Khakis
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:54 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bony Fingers! at March 24, 2026 09:55 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at March 24, 2026 09:56 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 24, 2026 09:54 AM (xcxpd)
This. Looking up toward God, bathed in His light.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 09:56 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:53 AM (xG4kz)
"What in the shit is a Wronskian?"
"Go ask the one armed man, officer."
"Oh, a wise guy, are ya?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 09:56 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Bony Fingers!
Settle down, Hoyt. This is the art thread, not the music thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:56 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 09:56 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Bony Fingers! at March 24, 2026 09:55 AM (oftw2)
---
Another day older and deeper in debt?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 09:56 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 09:57 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 09:57 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:57 AM (XuXeR)
Whoohoooo!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 09:56 AM
Awww. Give her tummy rubs from us!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 09:58 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 24, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 09:59 AM (MEhrh)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 09:59 AM (Riz8t)
Captain Kirk"
Shaddup and go back to rerecording "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds", ok?
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:59 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 10:00 AM (mHVWR)
Posted by: pudinhead
Have you seen many Deadheads? They're mostly old heads, too, to be honest.
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Garcia at March 24, 2026 10:00 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Bony Fingers! at March 24, 2026 09:55 AM (oftw2)
---
Another day older and deeper in debt?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 09:56 AM (ESVrU)
No, that's from loading #9 coal.
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2026 10:00 AM (OmQ3D)
Rachel Zegler is finally speaking out about the racialized right wing backlash she faced for staring in Disney’s Snow White remake.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2026 10:00 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:00 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:59 AM (XuXeR)
I thought Spock did that one.
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (Oy/m2)
Hmmm. Ok. I guess
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:57 AM (XuXeR)
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
Do they mean "finally" as in "this is the last she'll open her silly little yap about it, and then she'll shut the crap up for once?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (Ot/FD)
Yesterday's artist would have scribbled on it with crayons and passed it off as his own creation.
It's outstanding work. Deserves a grander title.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (JW6Az)
What do you think.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)
---------------
I married a Dead Head. You don't want to go on a long car trip with her.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 10:02 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (Oy/m2)
Nah, he was Bilbo Baggins. (And a couple others.) Shat was Lucy in the Sky and Rocket Man (spoken word version.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:02 AM (bss/y)
So, same as Parrotheads then. Say, who's up for a drive thru a margaritaville retirement community?
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:02 AM (XuXeR)
Rachel Zegler is finally speaking out about the racialized right wing backlash she faced for staring in Disney’s Snow White remake.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
Finally? Bitch never shut up about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:02 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 24, 2026 10:02 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:59 AM (XuXeR)
I thought Spock did that one.
Posted by: dantesed
No, Shatner. Whole album called "The Transformed Man."
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 24, 2026 10:03 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:59 AM (XuXeR)
I thought Spock did that one.
Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (Oy/m2)
Spock did White Rabbit. Duh.
After all, he's the zither dude, dude.
"You reach me, man."
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2026 10:03 AM (OmQ3D)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 24, 2026 10:03 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 10:03 AM (PFs9e)
I love his work for its emotional intensity, dynamism and solid technique- a solid example of Italian Baroque. There's a Samson betrayed by Delilah by him in the Met that's spectacular.
100 percent would hang.
Posted by: vivi at March 24, 2026 10:03 AM (OFw3k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)
---------------
I married a Dead Head. You don't want to go on a long car trip with her.
Posted by: pudinhead
So...no road head.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 24, 2026 10:04 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)
Well, she's white, so she's complaining about right wing people of color?
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:05 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: SMOD
Breaking news from our Decision Desk, the polls have just closed and we confidently report that Iran has won the state of Arizona.
Posted by: Fox News at March 24, 2026 10:06 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)
Rachel Ziegler? Nah, more like Racial Ziegler.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 10:06 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: man
Turned me down for buying a house there. Not enough DUIs.
Posted by: Sober As The Average Judge at March 24, 2026 10:06 AM (oftw2)
Bee Forum News: Maduro Invites Winning Venezuelan Baseball Team To Visit Him In Prison
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 09:43 AM
Say it ain't the troof, Doof!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 09:45 AM (kgE5c)
Yeah, I have to be smart (for a change) and not play until I get the replacement surgery for my left knee. Likely to do that in the late fall / early winter. Until then, I'll continue to play mediocre (at best!) golf.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (pXC9O)
On another note autocorrect changed old man to Zoltan. Worse piece of programming ever written,
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:08 AM (R11M+)
That and I don't do golf carts. Unless on an actual golf course.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:08 AM (XuXeR)
Gimme dat Oscar, bitches.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 10:08 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: pudinhead
So...no road head.
-----------------
Things like that may be in the rear view mirror.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 10:08 AM (n17eQ)
I suspect if she hadn't decided to open her big mouth to start with it would not have been as big of an issue - Netflix has been blackwashing things for quite a while now and while people complain it didn't get the traction that her Snow White did.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 10:08 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:08 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: SMOD
Breaking news from our Decision Desk, the polls have just closed and we confidently report that Iran has won the state of Arizona.
Posted by: Fox News
TACO!
Posted by: Lefty Retards at March 24, 2026 10:08 AM (Ia3Yj)
Ass, grass, or cash. Nobody rides for free.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (XuXeR)
Unless you're picking up a chinese acrobat, you probably ain't getting road head on a motorcycle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2026 10:09 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Nobody at March 24, 2026 10:10 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (JW6Az)
Just a bit of contrast, don't you think?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 10:10 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:10 AM (R11M+)
It was the 70's man. No deep thoughts...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:10 AM (XuXeR)
Underneath the hood, there's a world of smart software and machine learning models that power Halter's intelligence, turning raw data into insight that farmers can action. It's what enables the collars to guide & contain cattle, monitor their behaviour, detect when they might be ill and estimate pasture covers from satellite & weather data. All happening in the background, 24/7.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Fox News
Also, 25 hanging chads have fallen off their ballots, so we can now confidently report that Al Gore is the president.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t)
I prefer Thai ones
For, uh, reasons
Posted by: David French at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)
How to tell me you've never set foot on a farm/ ranch...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2026 10:01 AM (JW6Az)
Just a bit of contrast, don't you think?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 10:10 AM (n9ltV)
CBD all juxtaposing and shit up in here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (pXC9O)
I would take mediocre any day!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)
Ass, grass, or cash. Nobody rides for free.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (XuXeR)
Unless you're picking up a chinese acrobat, you probably ain't getting road head on a motorcycle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
No yellow!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (Ia3Yj)
Giovanni Francesco Barbieri (Guercino)
*************
‘Old man’? He looks middle aged to me.
Posted by Eric the Blade
************
The old man painted by Guercino
Aspired to look like Rudolph Valentino
But to tell you the truth
The secret to his youth
Was a bit of Grecian Formula Sixteeno
Posted by: muldoon at March 24, 2026 10:13 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 10:13 AM (LWwN5)
How to tell me you've never set foot on a farm/ ranch...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (XuXeR)
THAT is an odd story.
I doubt a collar can replace a collie hopped up on kibble.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)
I prefer Thai ones
For, uh, reasons
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When in Pattaya...
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 10:13 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:13 AM (XuXeR)
One of these days we ought to have a sorting out of the names beginning with "Z".
It helps to know your Zoltars from your Zoltans and your Zumwalts from your Zoomies.
Clarity is our watchword, people!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 10:13 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (V4IXI)
HR.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)
I prefer Thai ones
For, uh, reasons
Posted by: David French at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)
WAWJPU*
*What Acrobats Would Jesus Pick Up
Posted by: James Talarico at March 24, 2026 10:14 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:15 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:15 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:03 AM
I thought he was good as the host of In Search Of.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 10:16 AM (kgE5c)
The woman caught on the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert is blaming everyone but herself . She sounds like the Karen all other Karens report to.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
She's plainly jealous that she was not as hot as the "that mofo in the back of the plane is not real!" woman.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 10:17 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM
Damn. Hopefully it goes well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 10:17 AM (kgE5c)
Hunter S. Thompson has entered the chat ...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:18 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 10:19 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Eddie Slobbo at March 24, 2026 10:19 AM (oftw2)
The chair is against the wall
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 10:20 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)
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She keeps half the blubber and he gets the other half?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
That's hot.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:20 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
***********
I Suck At Everything - a limerick
My few attempts at golf were mediocre
So instead I thought I'd try my hand at poker
But I still couldn't find
a three of a kind
Even with a one-eyed Jack and Joker
Posted by: muldoon at March 24, 2026 10:21 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 24, 2026 10:21 AM (gQ15S)
Posted by: Very Fixed Income at March 24, 2026 10:22 AM (oftw2)
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Is this a sign of the end times?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 10:22 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 24, 2026 10:22 AM (k4EKw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:53 AM
Dude. Tell me about it.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 24, 2026 10:22 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Very Fixed Income"
See, margaritaville retirement...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:22 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 24, 2026 10:23 AM (gQ15S)
I think misogyny was the last politically incorrect action the Left tried to squash.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:23 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 24, 2026 09:54 AM (xcxpd)
_______
Just what I thought. Abraham or Moses or Paul.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 10:23 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Giovanni Francesco Barbieri's Order Book at March 24, 2026 10:25 AM (8DR9B)
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She keeps half the blubber and he gets the other half?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
She looks like a corpse.
https://tinyurl.com/4t9sxhb4
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:26 AM (ExV1e)
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She keeps half the blubber and he gets the other half?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
She literally needs some medical intervention. I actually like all the Osbornes.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 10:26 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Delurker at March 24, 2026 10:27 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2026 10:27 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:27 AM (XuXeR)
2) McDonald’s Experimenting With Human-looking Robot Employees – They Even Dress in Uniform
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
Clarity is our watchword, people!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 10:13 AM
What am I, a chopped arpeggio?
Posted by: Zamfir at March 24, 2026 10:28 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
But is she hot?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 10:29 AM (8DR9B)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:29 AM (XuXeR)
Sorry to hear about your news. I don't know if you are a believer but I pray God grants you peace and comfort. Tell your loved ones everything and live your remaining days to the fullest. No regrets.
🙏🏻🙏🏻
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 10:30 AM (EneHm)
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She keeps half the blubber and he gets the other half?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
She literally needs some medical intervention. I actually like all the Osbornes.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
She still fat. And ugly. And talentless. Unlike me!
https://tinyurl.com/39sskbp5
Posted by: Ariana "Skeletor" Grande at March 24, 2026 10:30 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
But is she hot?
Posted by: Cicero
I'll have a hot cherry pie. Giggity.
Posted by: Quagmire at March 24, 2026 10:31 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 10:31 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 10:32 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 10:32 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: ED 209 at March 24, 2026 10:33 AM (AaY6N)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (pXC9O)
I would take mediocre any day!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 10:12 AM (n9ltV)
Got a new set of Callaway irons on order. I expect to be much better immediately! That's how it works, right?
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:33 AM (pXC9O)
I. Am. Learning. It. Is. A. Process.
Posted by: McDonalds Robot at March 24, 2026 10:33 AM (gtcuf)
YIKES: Mika Brzezinski's face as Joe Scarborough RUTHLESSLY humiliates her for being a woman who can't get a passport is ROUGH.
She is clearly NOT please with how patronizing Joe is being.
This is hard to watch.
Drama on the Morning Joe set?
https://is.gd/OkTkqJ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 10:32 AM (n9ltV)
TWSS!
Posted by: Michael Scott at March 24, 2026 10:34 AM (pXC9O)
The chair is against the wall
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 10:20 AM (xG4kz)
I'll let David French know.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:35 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:36 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 10:36 AM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)
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He blew his head off.
Posted by: pudinhead
He didn't notice that the light had changed.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 10:37 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Bulg
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I'm glad he's dead! I still remember the pictures of the baby with the cut spinal cord...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 10:37 AM (EneHm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 10:37 AM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)
Not to be confused with Kermit Gosnell, who isn't.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)
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Ghoul.
Sucks to be him right now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 10:38 AM (nWPIJ)
Sucks to be him right now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 10:38 AM (nWPIJ)
Wrong guy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Delurker at March 24, 2026 10:40 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 10:37 AM (Nx5jP)
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I remember. It was McRib season.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: pudinhead
He didn't notice that the light had changed.
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Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall!
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 10:41 AM (n17eQ)
It's almost 1942 and the war hasn't ended. Quagmire!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 10:41 AM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)
Actually, Kermit Gosnell is dead. And amazingly, Wikipedia describes him as a "serial killer."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2026 10:41 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
I was surprised by that as well.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2026 10:41 AM (eOFY+)
Yeah, the source I checked hadn't been updated yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:33 AM (pXC9O)
You need some Titleist Pro balls too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 10:43 AM (n9ltV)
Gold $4437.80
Silver $70.28
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 10:43 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:43 AM (iMotb)
I go to the counter lady and tell her, "there's mustard on my hamburger!" And she goes, "Yeah." So I say again, and again she goes, "Yeah."
Much better than a robot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:43 AM (RIvkX)
There's a group of guys that hang out at the local golf clubhouse. The call themselves "golfers" They're alkies disguised as golfers.
I have no idea if there is a moral to this story. Supply one of your own if you must!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 24, 2026 10:44 AM (cO6oP)
Unexpectedly.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 24, 2026 10:44 AM (epmXU)
Posted by: Delurker at
That's what the guys out back are for. The counter guy is there to be blamed. And to screw up the change if you pay cash.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 10:44 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 10:43 AM (n9ltV)
Took me a while to learn that "Titleist" is not pronounced Tit-Leist.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2026 10:44 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 24, 2026 10:45 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2026 10:44 AM (PSEDc)
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Tight-List, right?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:46 AM (RIvkX)
Much better than a robot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:43 AM (RIvkX)
In our latest model, the surliness can be configured to match your corporate standard.
Posted by: Fast Food Robotics, Inc. at March 24, 2026 10:46 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 10:46 AM (nWPIJ)
Unexpectedly.
Posted by: Vengeance
You may want to sit down to hear this, but the Left is apoplectic about it.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 10:47 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: JTB
*********
Excellent description, JTB! I knew it was you after the first sentence. Always appreciate your take.
Posted by: muldoon at March 24, 2026 10:47 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:47 AM (bss/y)
Not art.
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2026 10:47 AM (AW3l2)
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TBF I didn't know that outside NY the mustard is common. Still gross though.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 24, 2026 10:47 AM (epmXU)
Posted by: Big Mustard at March 24, 2026 10:48 AM (eOFY+)
Firm and solid.
Posted by: Move It Out at March 24, 2026 10:48 AM (9owfJ)
This is perfect.
https://instapundit.com/784987/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:43 AM (iMotb)
Perfect would be announcing that, henceforth, they'd be classified as cargo and placed in the hold but this is pretty good.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:48 AM (ExV1e)
You MAY put catsup on your burger...
WITH the mustard.
If you must.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:49 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 10:49 AM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 10:49 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Delurker at March 24, 2026 10:40 AM (gtcuf)
I avoid the kiosks. You don't know whose grubby fingers have wandered all over those touch screens.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 10:49 AM (8zz6B)
I go to the counter lady and tell her, "there's mustard on my hamburger!" And she goes, "Yeah." So I say again, and again she goes, "Yeah."
Much better than a robot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:43 AM (RIvkX)
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Weirdly, the McDonalds cheeseburger is the only way I enjoy eating ketchup. I don't like it on anything else.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 10:49 AM (ESVrU)
Commie. Close the exits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:47 AM (bss/y)
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Ketchup-on-Hot Dog Guy says what?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:50 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 10:47 AM (JCZqz)
ICE was happy to do this for a lot of reasons including they are great people. But they also know illegals are using our airways more than most average citizens. They’ve been clogging lines and seats for a long time. But now they are evaporating from the lines.
Go ICE. Libs, eat a bag of dirt.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 24, 2026 10:50 AM (epmXU)
WITH the mustard.
If you must.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:49 AM (iMotb)
I prefer a California style without the tomato.
Lettuce, onion, catchup, mustard, mayo. Cheese.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:50 AM (bss/y)
Giovanni Francesco Barbieri (Guercino)
artuk org: Head of an old Man, Guercino (1591–1666),
Ashmolean Museum, Oxford
This boldly executed painting is probably an oil sketch made from the life as a study of physiognomy and expression. Although the man's gaze and the warm lighting suggest that Guercino had in mind a figure of a saint or a prophet, it is not connected with a final painting, nor is it a fragment of a finished work. The freedom of handling suggests a dating of c.1619–1620. A copy is in the Hermitage, St Petersburg.
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Painting reminds me of "Why me, Lord?" question from Job.
There's another by same artist: Head of an Old Man in Profile, 17th century (Pen and brown ink on paper)
Wonderful detail and light by the artist but I wouldn't hang this particular selection.
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 10:51 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:50 AM (RIvkX)
1) Bratwurst, not a hot dog. Grey, not brown.
2) Mustard is the only acceptable condiment on a bratwurst.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:51 AM (bss/y)
You MAY put catsup on your burger...
WITH the mustard.
If you must.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:49 AM (iMotb)
Red sugar is unnecessary. The golden sauce of life is optional but, generally, an improvement.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:52 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:52 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:52 AM (iMotb)
Lettuce, grilled onion & mushrooms, catchup, mustard, mayo. Cheese.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Fixed it for me.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (PnEh/)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:52 AM (R11M+)
THAT i agree with. Spicy brown is so far superior to neon french's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)
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Just think, with a cardboard cutout body he could be the next Supreme Leader of Iran.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 10:50 AM (RIvkX)
1) Bratwurst, not a hot dog. Grey, not brown.
2) Mustard is the only acceptable condiment on a bratwurst.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Is sauerkraut a condiment?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (5xUrG)
Unfortunately, I can only conclude there are likely many more like him who just haven't been exposed.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Big Ketchup at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:52 AM (iMotb)
Boobs!
.45!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (epmXU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Fixed it for me.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (PnEh/)
I had a really bad food poisoning spat with a Mushroom swiss burger about 20 years ago that I still have not gotten over. Love mushrooms, but not on a burger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:54 AM (bss/y)
Hole in one!
Posted by: Kramer at March 24, 2026 10:54 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (pXC9O)
Yep, bad knees kill a lot of dreams ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 24, 2026 10:54 AM (3sXRv)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:55 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:52 AM (R11M+)
THAT i agree with. Spicy brown is so far superior to neon french's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)
Had some jalopeno mustard the other day. Not bad.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 10:55 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:55 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 10:53 AM (5xUrG)
I need to try it with Good Sauerkraut. The examples I have tried have not been good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:55 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 10:56 AM (DgMqy)
Love mushrooms, but not on a burger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Bummer. Marinated mushrooms in teryaki sauce, grilled, and spread on a ribeye steak. Nom nom nom.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 24, 2026 10:56 AM (PnEh/)
Firm and solid.
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Complete opposite for me. Sometimes I have to finish my Mac on the can.
Posted by: Pritzker at March 24, 2026 10:56 AM (AaY6N)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 10:56 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 10:55 AM (g8Ew
Bought my oldest some Irish whisky mustard for Christmas. I should see if he's tried it yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 24, 2026 10:56 AM (Uqkzt)
Of course not.
Mushrooms go on the Cheesesteak.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:55 AM (iMotb)
And the green peppers get chucked in the garbage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:56 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Crap. Now I want brats & kraut for dinner.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 10:57 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:57 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 10:57 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Pritzker at March 24, 2026 10:56 AM (AaY6N)
Which eliminates the middle man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 10:57 AM (pXC9O)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:58 AM (R11M+)
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Snort. Have you ever been to a bowling ally?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 10:58 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 10:57 AM (3Ope
A good one is transcendent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 10:58 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 10:57 AM (3Ope
Me neither but all cheese disgusts me so it's understandable in my case.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 10:58 AM (ExV1e)
What's this I hear that your knees are broke-dick?
You ain't that old.
Too much pickleball.
That crap will kill ya.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 10:58 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 10:58 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: John Kerry, Cheesesteak Expert at March 24, 2026 10:59 AM (eOFY+)
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Please to be more specific Doof ... which ones: Paradygm or Apex
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 24, 2026 10:59 AM (3sXRv)
She keeps half the blubber and he gets the other half?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh - a limerick
The natives around Prudhoe Bay
Eat whale meat and blubber, they say
But if it were you
I think you'd blubber too
If you had to eat whale meat all day!
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Semper Fi. My condolences.
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mustard museum outside madison has thousand varieties (for sale). hank shaw has a recipe for mustard. so simple. colemans got really spendy.
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The Morning Report — 3/24/26
A massive explosion ripped through the Valero refinery in Port Arthur on Monday, sending a towering column of black smoke over the city and triggering an emergency response across Jefferson County. The cause of the explosion is under investigation. . . The Valero refinery in Port Arthur is ranked as one of the ten largest refineries in the United States. Valero reported the refinery produces 435,000 barrels of gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel per day.In the wake of Israel's recent strike on a key Iranian/Qatari oil facility and President Trump's threat to obliterate Iran's energy infrastructure if the regime does not capitulate or accede to his demands for a cessation of hostilities, is there a link to Iran or was this some freak accident. Given the our props borders and joke of an immigration enforcement system prior to the Trump era, sabotage not only can't be ruled out but IMHO it most likely was the cause. Perhaps this brainwave might be pushing things but our own homegrown traitors in the form of Antifa and the red-green-climate change maniacs could have used the war as cover to pull off an attack or are in league with Iranian/Islamic terror cells? And then this happened:
Barksdale Air Force Base (BAFB), a major U.S. strategic bomber installation in northwest Louisiana, has just experienced an unusually serious series of unauthorized drone incursions over its most sensitive areas. More than a dozen unsanctioned drones repeatedly swarmed a US Air Force base that is home to a nuclear bomber fleet — and were able to resist efforts to bring them down via jamming technology, according to military officials.
And speaking of the common denominator of "Death to America"
A Chicago alderwoman appeared to blame an 18-year-old woman for her own fatal shooting last week, allegedly at the hands of an illegal alien. Chicago police announced Sunday that Jose Medina-Medina had been arrested for the murder of Sheridan Gorman, a freshman at Loyola University. Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden speculated that Gorman was in the “wrong place at the wrong time.”I guess we are all in the wrong place at the wrong time! We are Americans in a nation that has been subsumed by a cancerous evil malign force known as the Democrat Party that seeks our domination via the destruction of our society and culture.
Democrat Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker refuses to say whether he will honor an ICE detainer request for an illegal alien accused of killing an 18-year-old college student. Loyola University freshman Sheridan Gorman was walking in a park on Thursday morning around 1:00 a.m., to “catch a glimpse of the Northern Lights” when Medina-Medina allegedly approached her. Gorman “attempted to flee,” but Medina-Medina allegedly shot her in the head. Gorman was pronounced dead at the scene, according to local reports and the Department of Homeland Security.Fuck that noise. Send in the Green Berets to storm the jail and take the scumbag out by force - and Arrest Fatzker for insurrection or obstruction of justice. He needs to swing if he dares interfere, but there isn't a construction crane sturdy enough to hoist him up by his brontosaurus neck. Have a great day! And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS
- The blast erupted inside the sprawling Gulf Coast facility shortly after midday, shaking nearby neighborhoods and prompting officials to warn residents to stay indoors as fire crews and industrial‑hazmat teams rushed to contain the incident. The explosion produced a thick plume visible for miles across Southeast Texas, adding new scrutiny to one of the nation’s largest refining corridors as authorities worked to determine the cause of the blast and assess potential hazards.
Massive Explosion at Texas Oil Refinery, Cause Unknown — Residents Told to Shelter in Place
- The drones appeared to be custom built and required “advanced knowledge” of signal operations.
Drones Swarm Nuclear Bomber Base, Exposing Potential Threat to U.S. Aircrews
- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- In a Truth Social post, President Trump said the U.S. and Iran had had “VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST.”
Stocks Jump and Oil Plunges After Trump Talks About A Deal with Iran
- “We’re looking for all of the things that we’ve been talking about,” Trump told reporters. “We want to see no nuclear bomb, no nuclear weapon, not even close to it, low-key on the missiles. We want to see peace in the Middle East. We want the nuclear dust, we’re going to want that, and I think we’re going to get that.”
Trump Lays Out Terms For End To Iran War
- “The Islamic Republic of Iran adheres to its position rejecting any type of negotiations before achieving Iran’s goals from the war.”
Iran Denies Agreement With the U.S. After Trump Suggested Deal at Hand
- Tehran’s fresh onslaught comes just hours after President Trump announced US military forces would not strike any part of Iran’s power and energy infrastructure for five days.
Iran launches fresh wave of missiles into Israel, 6 injured in Tel Aviv attack
- Backchannel talks reportedly paused U.S. plans to strike Iran’s power infrastructure, though Iran’s Foreign Ministry denies the claims.
- Trump will win this conflict.
The signals are all pointing the same direction: Historian Victor Davis Hanson says Iran’s regime is on borrowed time
- “Further achievements are relatively unlikely.”
Trump Should Declare Victory in Iran
- We dare not kick this can down the road again.
Will Trump make a deal with Iran?
- Two of the suspects are sisters, Samaneh Ghandali, 41, and Sorvoor Ghandali, 32. They were charged alongside Mohammadjavad Khosravi,40, who is Samaneh’s husband, with allegedly using their employment at unidentified technology companies to “obtain access to confidential and sensitive information,” according to the Department of Justice.
Alleged Iranian spies are already in the US — and infiltrating Silicon Valley* * * * * - A war abroad — and a betrayal at home.
The Shadow War Against President Trump
- “I said, ‘Call him up, give him a job in the White House,’ and this is what he does.”
Trump Goes Scorched Earth On Joe Kent, Suggesting Leak And Bringing Up Remarriage CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - Waiting for accountability in Trump’s second term.
The Swamp Still Looks Pretty Healthy "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - Fuck this noise. Send in the Green Berets to storm the jail and take the scumbag out by force - and Arrest Fatzker for insurrection - jjs
Pritzker Signals He Won’t Turn Illegal Alien Accused Of Murdering College Student Over To ICE
- Chicago police announced Sunday that Jose Medina-Medina had been arrested for the murder of Sheridan Gorman, a freshman at Loyola University. Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden speculated that Gorman was in the “wrong place at the wrong time.”
Chicago Official Says Murder Victim May Have ‘Startled’ Alleged Illegal Alien Shooter
- ICE arrest of illegal migrant fugitive at San Francisco airport sparks fear-mongering — here’s what really happened
NO SOB STORY: Outrage erupted at the San Francisco International Airport after ICE agents arrested a woman at the air hub on the eve of President Trump’s order to deploy the officers.
- Instead of gutting immigration enforcement, he’s sent ICE into more than a dozen of the nation’s busiest airports to make up for TSA’s missing manpower. Democrats, predictably, are furious — and fearmongering to the nth degree. “The last thing the American people need is for untrained ICE agents to be deployed at airports across the country, potentially to brutalize or to kill them,” House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries frothed on CNN’s “State of the Union.” What about the Americans brutalized and killed by illegal-alien criminals?
How Trump’s ingenious TSA fix calls the Democrats’ bluff
- ‘The Biden junta ended policies and practices that could have prevented these tragedies.’
Another Young American Woman Is Dead Because Democrats Imported Her Alleged Killer
- Data from the late nineteenth and early twentieth century show why certain immigrant groups assimilated—and offer lessons for today.
How Well Do Americans Understand the Melting Pot?
- Mass immigration, driven by elites, has fractured national cohesion—only deliberate reversal, not drift, can restore sovereignty and social trust in the West.
Hispanic Mass Migration and Remigration (Part 1) THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - Anar Rustamov, 39, “who appears to have entered the United States illegally,” has been indicted on 14 counts of allegedly orchestrating a scheme to file thousands of false claims for medical equipment with the Medicare Advantage program, according to a statement by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of California.
Feds Charge Azerbaijan Migrant with $90M Healthcare Fraud DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - ICE was deployed Saturday to assist Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officers amid a nationwide airport crisis, as the partial government shutdown left TSA officers without pay and suspended their “nonessential privileges and courtesies,” according to DHS. President Donald Trump had threatened in a Saturday Truth Social post to deploy ICE agents to airports if the “Radical Left Democrats” failed to agree on a funding bill — hours after a fifth vote to end the shutdown failed 47-37.
ICE Agents Arrive At US Airports Amid TSA Shortage As Democrats Keep DHS Shutdown Going
- The effects of the TSA shutdown have been mixed, but major airports have seen massive security lines at peak travel times. Unpaid for the second time in recent months, TSA officers are quitting or calling in sick at growing rates. Democrat Party messaging is deadly simple . . .
Democrats Have Nothing To Offer But Fear And Misery
- When governments increase taxes, it's expected to happen slowly and gently enough to not be too destructive. Chicago did not choose that path.
Checking Out Chicago's Checkout Bag Tax
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - The group, Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiyya, posted a video through networks tied to Tehran’s Axis of Resistance proxies asserting it had targeted the Machzike Hadath synagogue in the heavily Jewish neighborhood of Golders Green, the Daily Wire reported. The actual damage, however, fell on ambulances belonging to Hatzola, a Jewish volunteer emergency service parked in the synagogue’s lot.
Iran-Tied Islamists Claim Jewish Ambulance Service Attack As Their Responsibility: REPORT
- Woke mayor smiles warmly upon oppression and violence.
Islamopandering in Salt Lake City OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED, AND OTHER ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY - “So I do want to make sure that we are like very clear that it’s bad, whatever, whatever partisan alignment we are talking about.”
MS NOW (NSDAP) Contributor: “90 Percent of the Antisemitic Comments That I Get Are From the Left
- Critics argue that Rama Duwaji’s "behind-the-scenes" role is a facade.
Mamdani’s ‘Private’ Wife Played Role In Radical DSA Anti-Israel Campaign
- New Jersey governor touts 'the five pillars of Islam' in visit to Islamic Center of Passaic County
'Moderate' Mikie Sherrill Attends Ramadan Services With Imam Who Faced Deportation Proceedings Over Alleged Ties to Hamas and Calls for 'New Intifada' SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
- Robert Mueller is dead, but his toxic legacy lives on in the destroyed lives of the innocent victims targeted by the Russia collusion probe that bears his name. To understand why President Trump had no kind words for the former FBI director when he died over the weekend at age 81, you have to understand the human toll on the president and dozens of his friends and allies. Who knows whether Mueller, who had Parkinson’s, was in command of all his faculties when he was appointed special counsel at age 72? But the deep state evildoers on his team knew exactly what they were doing when they used his formerly prestigious reputation to pervert the course of justice for their “Get Trump” frolic.
Miranda Devine: We’re still learning the full rot of the Russiagate scandal
- The Russia-collusion saga ranks among the boldest political deceptions in modern American memory -- not for the facts it revealed, but for the damning realities it worked so hard to obscure.
The Deep State’s Biggest Lie
- It isn’t the job of a special counsel to exonerate anyone. It’s also not his job to convict anyone. That gratuitous line in the conclusion of his money pit of an investigation served as nothing more than a lifeline for Democrats and the rabidly anti-American, anti-Trump media to maintain that they had every reason to continue calling the president a Russian agent, though they had none.
Robert Mueller’s Legacy Is Self-Destruction Because He Failed To Stay In His Lane FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - MacFarlane said the move will allow him to do 'independent, unfiltered reporting'
Ex-CBS News Reporter Scott MacFarlane Joins Left-Wing MeidasTouch, the Media Company That Started as an Anti-Trump Super PAC* * * * * - “For too long, outdated regulations have forced providers to keep consumers on antiquated networks,” said FCC Chairman Brendan Carr. “We will cut through that red tape with this decision. This FCC vote will finally allow those Americans to benefit from an upgrade to next-gen infrastructure.”
America Doesn’t Need Copper Phone Lines In 2026 THE ECONOMY, STUPID - Competition between states is a beautiful thing.
A Great Income Tax Divorce Is Underway, And It’s A Beautiful Thing CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - One of the locations in the area officers responded to following the stabbing was a restaurant called Zaya, according to the New York Post which cited early reports that said the stabbing occurred during a fight between the women.
Police: Multiple Women Injured in Downtown Los Angeles Stabbing
- It amounts to a bureaucratic reshuffle that will still leave the NYPD on the hook for the most dangerous mental-health calls.
Mamdani’s Office of Community Safety Won’t Change Much
- He said the crime levels were a product of “years of local politicians, judges, and prosecutors who sided with violent criminals over law-abiding citizens.”
Trump: We Have Fixed the Memphis Crime Problem
- A cornhole player who competes at the professional level, and who also has no arms nor legs, is now facing accusations of murder in La Plata, Maryland.
Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Player Allegedly Shot A Man Then Drove The Getaway Car RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, - “We cannot meet the Climate Act’s 2030 targets without imposing new and additional crushing costs on New York businesses and residents.”
Hochul Moves to Delay NY Climate Law Over Costs EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Under H.B. 5468, families would be required to file in-person paperwork before beginning to homeschool and to provide annual documentation.
Connecticut Poised To Create A Surveillance State For Homeschool Families
- When teachers inflate grades — giving higher marks than students’ actual performance warrants — the effects ripple far beyond the classroom.
Study: K-12 Grade Inflation Making American Kids Dumber, Costing Them Millions
- Sky-high spending. Crashing enrollment. Failing students.
The California Education Disaster THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH - “Democrat Senators are grotesquely out of touch with Americans. They’ve been so laser focused on advocating for foreign nationals (including criminal aliens) that they’ve become completely disconnected from reality.”
New Poll Confirms the Democrats’ Messaging on Voter ID Has Been a Spectacular Failure
- The Supreme Court seemed open Monday to cracking down on states’ ability to accept mail-in ballots that arrive late. Several justices seemed concerned about the “slippery slope” of counting ballots received after Election Day, raising questions about who can receive ballots and how to address perceptions of fraud.
Supreme Court Seems Open To Taking Away Key Election Rule Beloved By Dems
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Victor Davis Hanson: The canonized legacy of Cesar Chavez is collapsing under revelations that recast a sainted activist as a deeply flawed—and possibly predatory—man the Left can no longer easily defend.
Who Was Cesar Chavez—and Who Will He Become? POLITICS - Trump’s potential absence would mark a significant shift for CPAC, eroding its reputation as a major platform for his political messaging and influence within the Republican Party.
Trump Set to Miss CPAC, Breaking Decade-Long Streak. FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - The video, was initially shared by the anti-communist Twitter account@JaviXCubaLibre and widely circulated by Venezuelan journalist Emmanuel Rincón and shared by Cuban-American journalists. Breitbart News could not independently confirm the authenticity of the video, but it surfaced in the context of a visit by the “Nuestra America” group to Havana.
Report: Video Claims to Show VIP Leftists Making Starving Cuban Children Dance for Cookies
- These people held many events and hosted a concert with Kneecap, the notorious anti-Israel Irish band.
Code Pink Invades Cuba, Enjoys 5-Star Hotel as People Suffer Through Blackout
- The defeat raises questions about the stability of Meloni’s coalition and the future of her leadership.
Meloni Loses Referendum on Italian Judicial Reform. DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - Intoxalock issued assurances that company data remained safe. Apparently, the hackers overloaded the firm’s servers.
Cyberattack on Vehicle Breathalyzer Test Company Strands Drivers Across U.S.
- Several prominent scientists and researchers in the U.S. have reportedly died or gone missing over the past year, fueling speculation about whether some of the disappearances may have occurred under suspicious circumstances.
High-Profile Scientists Keep Winding Up Dead Or Missing — GOP Rep Suggests There May Be A Conspiracy At Play ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - Using the Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers have obtained a new high resolution image of the Crab Nebula, and by comparing it with earlier Hubble images taken in 1999/2000 have been able to track the continuing expansion and evolution of this supernova remnant over a period now covering almost a quarter century.
Changes to the Crab Nebula after a quarter century
- Early in the history of SpaceX Musk learned that being dependent on outside contractors was crippling. Too often those contractors saw SpaceX has a competitor and acted to sabotage it. He soon decided his companies must be vertically integrated, doing as much work as possible in-house. He is now applying that policy in chip production as well.
SpaceX, xAI, and Tesla to build large-scale computer chip factory in Texas FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - “Why should their state taxpayer dollars be used to pay for others elective surgeries?"
Red State Republican Warns Taxpayers Are On The Hook For Trans Surgeries
- despite the efforts of psychopathic teachers and professionals, and despite celebrities parading their transgender/homosexual children as a status symbol in Hollywood, we can expect the continued decline of transgender surgeries.
The Twilight of the Transgenders
- “Try not to leave the table without a next step and a contact person."
Inside The Biden Junta's ‘Speed Dating’ Event For Trans Activists And Megadonors CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - “In this White House, Christopher Columbus is a hero, and President Trump will ensure he’s honored as such for generations to come.”
White House Adds Christopher Columbus Statue Using Pieces From Destroyed Baltimore Sculpture
- It's the production crews who suffer most from Tinseltown's downfall, and by and large, they aren't woke Hollywood progressives. They're workingmen and women who tend to be far more centrist or even conservative than the stars and studios they work for.
Who Killed Hollywood? Or Did it Kill Itself?
- The sad result of a continuously fluctuating culture is a generation of young people who have no common cultural identity.
Gen Z Doesn’t Have Enough Cultural Identity To Care About The Oscars
- Some new Catholic voices are using the faith for something else entirely.
The Catholic Convert Boom Is Real But A Troubling Pattern Is Emerging
- “[H]ow did the major universities of this country,” writes Cruz, “descend into left-wing mob rule, right there in plain sight, while we were watching?
Will the Physical End of the Frankfurt School Be Followed by Ideological Demise? HITHER & YON - A civic farce worthy of a tragic comedy.
When the Fire Brigade Runs the City
- Once again, it is essential if you want to understand the past to read the perspective the people who lived it. Sadly our modern universities no longer demand this, and so we now have several generations of college-educated students who really only know the past through the cartoon ideologies of their teachers and the academics these teachers admire. Wheeler’s book is a great way to counter that shallow education, and to get that more humane perspective of our country’s past.
The battle of Gettysburg as seen by those who lived it
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:16 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:17 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 07:18 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 24, 2026 07:18 AM (+9A0s)
She was in Shitcago
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:18 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 07:18 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:19 AM (99eI0)
138 FWIW I got my death sentence last Monday after a PET scan showed that prostate cancer has metastasized into my bones. Medication will slow it down but there's no stopping it.
I've been around here for a long time, starting about the time LGF went straight to hell, maybe a little before all the bans started.
I've seen so many come and go, now it's my turn. I don't know how much time I've got but I'm making a list to do things I passed up but feel the need to see. I'm hitting 71 in 2 weeks and you can bet the farm I'm putting my travelling shoes on before I can't any more.
Ya'll have been the wittiest group of morons I've ever had the pleasure of reading. I'll be lurking as it's what I do best.
Laters
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2026 07:19 AM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 07:20 AM (iMotb)
"Grandpa, what caused all the vigilante actions back then?"
"Kiddo, it just got to the point that something had to be done."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:20 AM (99eI0)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2026 07:21 AM (tljrc)
GOd bless you and keep you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2026 07:21 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:22 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:22 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:24 AM (MIIRH)
As is with Democrats. "Our idea was perfect but we just didn't explain it the right way!"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:26 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 24, 2026 07:27 AM (RiKhU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:27 AM (u82oZ)
May you startle a illegal with a gun
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:30 AM (gbOdA)
How da fuck was she flying?
911 is not just a phone number.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:32 AM (gbOdA)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Long time no see.
How did your mission to rig the boilers in t at Shaheed Salimi Neka Combined Power Plant go?
Oops. OPSEC. Never happened.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: DJ Dressel at March 24, 2026 07:34 AM (eWASc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:35 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: DJ Dressel at March 24, 2026 07:35 AM (eWASc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 07:37 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 07:38 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Hyacinth at March 24, 2026 07:39 AM (7x3MF)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2026 07:39 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 07:39 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt)
Fuck that noise. Send in the Green Berets to storm the jail and take the scumbag out by force - and Arrest Fatzker for insurrection or obstruction of justice.
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Word.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: DJ Dressel at March 24, 2026 07:40 AM (eWASc)
I have a few ideas on how to solve issues like this but I'm already on enough watch lists as it is.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:41 AM (99eI0)
Amirite?
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2026 07:42 AM (AW3l2)
Your liver should run for President. Not the rest of you, which is bone-deep ugly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)
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Gmac, so sorry to hear your news. While this may be of zero help, there is one possibility I can suggest. I have no idea where you live but a fellow I know had a death sentence from prostate cancer that similarly had advanced to his bones and got himself into a trial at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, using (primarily) an estrogen therapy, changing and strictly controlling diet, and quarterly visits for study purposes. It has worked, at least so far.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 07:43 AM (DmY+C)
Laters
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2026 07:19 AM (Q/FnY)
wow
happy trails
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:44 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:44 AM (MIIRH)
Amirite?
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2026 07:42 AM (AW3l2)
No...thats racist I think.
Posted by: Race Card Airways at March 24, 2026 07:45 AM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 07:45 AM (iMotb)
FWIW, a bartender is held to a higher standard than judges, politicians, and some police leadership.
Methinks this should chance, and we as a nation would be better for that change.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 07:46 AM (ZxPkt)
Amirite?
I was on a bunch of flights during Biden's term. A lot of airports were full of illegals. Some airports even had special lines for them.
It wasn't incompetence, it was a plan to flood the country with illegals, send them all over the country and turn them into Democrat votes.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:46 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
"Your Honor, you're cut off from the bench until you read the Constitution. Go on home."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:47 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2026 07:47 AM (NlEaG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 07:50 AM (vm/qM)
Posted by: Mollly k. at March 24, 2026 07:51 AM (j/yko)
“It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone,” stated Charles County Sheriff’s Office’s Diane Richardson.
You had me at professional corn hole player
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:51 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 07:52 AM (ZxPkt)
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Arrest warrants were deemed suitable ID. Not kidding. I thought this was more widely known.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 07:53 AM (C3G19)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 07:55 AM (C3G19)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:57 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 07:57 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)
How da fuck was she flying?
911 is not just a phone number.
Posted by: r hennigantx
The story is wholly fucked up and half assed reported.
She AND her entire family unit were on their way to a plane to be flown back to Guatemala when she tried to make a break for it. She had a final deportation order since 2019 and everyone was being escorted to the homeward bound plane when she tried to make a break.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 07:58 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 24, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)
I have the feeling the drone story might be info put out by the military to send a message or to get info via a reaction to the story. Or it could be the Chinese launching from local farm land
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:00 AM (mHVWR)
Nothing will come from these negotiations, but we'll have new targets.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:01 AM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 24, 2026 08:01 AM (NHgDl)
Stomping the Art Thread here, but came across a portrait of Bloody Mary that bears a striking resemblance to a Swedish climate change / Hamas troll:
gardnermuseum.org/experience/collection/11928
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 08:04 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2026 08:05 AM (b4LBp)
Gen Z Doesn’t Have Enough Cultural Identity To Care About The Oscars
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This is really just a microcosm of the way many Americans, myself included, feel about the country as a whole. It feels like we've rapidly lost, or are rapidly losing, our common cultural identity with one another. Be it from highly divided political differences, or the massive influx of foreigners with no relation to America and no desire to relate to it, we've become a sea of non-unity.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 08:07 AM (xEtsj)
_________
Why would that be? The majority of conservatives are already relativists and voluntarists, just like the Frankfurters.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 08:09 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 08:11 AM (MIIRH)
Hope retired life is what you wanted.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)
For the most part, it has. I get up whenever I get up rather than 3 am. I don't have the feeling of revulsion I've felt the last couple years logging into work. I've finished a couple projects that I've been sitting on for years, working on them whenever I found myself with nothing else to do.
That having been said, I don't think that anyone can be truly prepared, mentally, for the change. It takes a while to come to grips with it. Looking forward to taking some road trips.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)
~PDJT
Iran has flying powerplants? Who knew?
Posted by: one hour sober at March 24, 2026 08:11 AM (Y1sOo)
Maybe he acts as the beanbag.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:15 AM (mHVWR)
Ya'll have been the wittiest group of morons I've ever had the pleasure of reading. I'll be lurking as it's what I do best.
Laters
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2026 07:19 AM (Q/FnY)
Will be praying for you
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 08:15 AM (N5P6b)
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Probably an urban legend, but it was rumored that under *biden's reign illegals were provided with government issued documentation that permitted their unfettered travels throughout the country. Mostly on our dime.
I do not know if this little "benefit" was rescinded under Trump. It should have been. But, then again, there's still a lot of illegals here that "should" have be ejected last year. Thanks to the judicial coup underway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (mHVWR)
Even if you wastes of skin got it, what good will it do you? Do you think that it's some magic spell that makes criminals walk free? Or is it that you just want to dox a cop so you can claim that you Spoke Truth To Power™?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (99eI0)
Problem with Gettysburg link is on BtB's end, not mine. Sorry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2026 08:18 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Boiled Egg Man at March 24, 2026 08:18 AM (/1l9x)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:19 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 24, 2026 08:20 AM (rJjpq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 24, 2026 08:01 AM (NHgDl)
25 bux...
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:21 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)
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Terrorism Works.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:22 AM (+nEug)
A: The WORLD Safe for Socialism!
“Socialism,” the great Winston Churchill said, “is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.” MORE!
(T)errorists without their LIB sponsors and enablers would be a Greater Danger to themselves and neighbors who shouldn't have tolerated them in the first place.
That's the POINT!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-OBAMA-theBirdie
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-BotchmenRollOUT
And where is DrMcSocialism now?
A: Preparing for his America250 halftime show leading legions of malfunctioning LIBs on their quest of Galactic and Universal Conquest.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
forWAR'd! or forBrennanIndictment?
Which would be more entertaining at this point -- hard to say.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 24, 2026 08:22 AM (0z1fc)
Posted by: kingsman at March 24, 2026 08:22 AM (ehY6c)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (99eI0)
No sane person has ever asked to speak with the manager or super
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)
Even if you wastes of skin got it, what good will it do you?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (99eI0)
****
Name and badge number is necessary when filing a FOIA request with the local PD to obtain the officer's body cam recording of the encounter.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 24, 2026 08:23 AM (Y1sOo)
These "people" absolutely loathe this country and they want us to be taught a lesson. They think that they'll be spared and a beautiful new world will rise from the ashes.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:23 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: one hour sober
A fair answer but actively interfering with an arrest is a stupid way to go about it.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:24 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
>Anxiety is a powerful thing. Sometimes I wake up thinking I'm late for the job and then realize I was laid off after rebuilding two factories.
Then I calm down and relax and enjoy the time off while it lasts.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:24 AM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:24 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:26 AM (gbOdA)
Bribery.
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 08:26 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: r hennigantx
After pondering your words, I have to agree with you.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:27 AM (99eI0)
****
Works for me!
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)
“We are killing our own citizens by refusing to allow American companies to...
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:29 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 24, 2026 08:29 AM (rJjpq)
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Didn't we hear the same "wrong place at the wrong time" excuse from a fire girl in CA about a year ago?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 08:30 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 08:31 AM (NpAcC)
...
A fair answer but actively interfering with an arrest is a stupid way to go about it.
Why ask why?
Just Shut Up and DANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
DARE TO BE ST00P1D
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (26ZLw)
“I hope you’re proud of yourselves you f-cking assholes,” a man heckled. “You’re on video now too, yeah!”
“Shame on you!” multiple liberals cried.
“You f-cking unamerican pieces of sh-t!” the man bellowed. “F-ck you!”
One woman repeatedly pestered the beleaguered officers to show her their badges.
“Where’s your badge? Show the badge,” the woman said. “Can someone call 911? Where is your badge, can I see? Where is your badge? Can I see your badge? I don’t know if that’s legitimate.”
“What grounds do you all have?” one man shouted repeatedly.
Some shouted threats as two plainclothes officers hauled the woman and her daughter off.
“The pendulum is gonna swing back f-cking hard!” a man yelled.
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Absolutely precious!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)
I agree. State of Florida, last year, I think, passed a law mandating that observers of incidents involving officers performing legal duties not get closer than 25 feet after being warned to stay back.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (Y1sOo)
Is it one weird trick that doctors hate and don't want you to know about?
Hopefully he didn't bring his dog with him because she'd be on a plate within the hour.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:26 AM
https://youtu.be/3QJnGUglTRw
Posted by: It tastes one better at March 24, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:33 AM (+nEug)
“We are killing our own citizens by refusing to allow American companies to...
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:29 AM (gbOdA)
The head of internal medicine at a large Cuban hospital made a salary of 32 Euro per month.
https://tinyurl.com/ere3323f
I don't think they're curing Alzheimer's down there...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 24, 2026 08:33 AM (G1ktt)
That was, what, 2 or 3 days ago?
In the meantime the 82 Airborne along with other air mobile elements of the Army are being airlifted to the Persian Gulf theater.
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 08:34 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 08:34 AM (Q+gd/)
I hope this gets out and cripples flights and tourism. I would be afraid to come here and im white.
if you come to USA via an airport, wouldnt you have been checked for passport and visa before you even get that far?
Yeah, undocumented people are coming through airports. 🤡 This country is so fucked because enough people believe bullshit like this. He doesn't actually mean illegal he means non white.
ICE replacing/assisting TSA in US airports will do literally nothing about illegal immigration because TSA doesn't handle immigration in US airports; CBP does. Need a Praetorian Guard solution ASAP.
Pure goddamn idiot traitors. Every damn magat SOULD be replaced by an immigrant. It would make the country 100x safer, smarter, better, and more successful. And they're trying to blame TSA delays and funding issues on the Democrats!!!!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 08:35 AM (Ia3Yj)
"Labor Day, Memorial Day... Independence Day, birthday, and Election Day. They are all particular days."
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:35 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 08:36 AM (PFs9e)
Hopefully he didn't bring his dog with him because she'd be on a plate within the hour.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (99eI0)
Its always 1959 in Cuba and the Alz patients think thats ok
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:37 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2)
Is it a day ending in Y already?!
Its always 1959 in Cuba and the Alz patients think thats ok
Posted by: r hennigantx
That's funny right there. I don't care who you are.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:39 AM (99eI0)
Smoking one or two Habanos a day keeps the Alzheimers away.
Posted by: Cubatabaco at March 24, 2026 08:40 AM (/1l9x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)
I mean ... that might be true actually
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:40 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:40 AM (ZxPkt)
Leftist Logic. Why do people play along with this
Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Ttb76)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 08:41 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:41 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
>Is there a tariff on the f-bomb? Is it written in the scriptures? It's like saying the 'the' in these modern times. Don't be offended. Words.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Wnd0C)
You ARE the corn bag.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:19 AM (5xUrG)
I took one for the team. I did a bit of searching. He has short stumps for arms and legs. His limbs were amputated somewhat above the elbows and knees. He has or had a short pair of artificial legs, the blade type like those of South African Oscar Pistorius. I didn't find pix showing any sort of artificial grippers at the ends of his shortened arms. The ends of his arms do have flesh and blood bifurcated 'appendages', that can act as a stumpy thumb and index finger. Probably due to special surgery. Enabling him to grasp and hold a beanbag and hold a handgun in his left 'hand' and 'pull' the trigger with the right one. I get the impression he plays in a handicap cornhole league.
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3)
Good stuff, that. Especially with mushrooms on it.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (DgMqy)
Here are the facts.
ICE arrested Angelina Lopez-Jimenez and Wendy Godinez-Lopez — both Guatemalan nationals with a final order of removal from an immigration judge dating back to 2019. While being escorted to the international terminal for processing, Lopez-Jimenez attempted to flee and resisted law enforcement officers.
This arrest happened before ICE officers were even deployed to airports to assist TSA. It had nothing to do with the DHS shutdown or the airport security mission.
SFO isn't even one of the airports where ICE is expected to assist TSA — it uses private contractors for screening and isn't affected by the shutdown impasse.
None of that stopped the pile-on. State Senator Scott Wiener held a news conference outside the airport declaring ICE was "terrorizing a mother." Congressman Kevin Mullin demanded immediate answers about a "kidnapping." San Francisco's mayor called it "upsetting." Social media accounts with millions of followers described it as ICE rounding up American citizens.
(Cont)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:43 AM (gbOdA)
People.can say whatever they like. I was speaking of the leftists using it art the airport
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 08:43 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:43 AM (j+aD2)
“We are killing our own citizens by refusing to allow American companies to...
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:29 AM (gbOdA)
When someone is diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, we execute them. Their condition stabilizes rapidly at that point. -- Cuban doctors
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)
Um, why were you buying Iranian oil?
Kinda interesting how all these countries around Iran are in crisis over oil they weren't supposed to be buying.
And yet, somehow, none of that money was going to the Iranian people.
Almost like all these governments were colluding to help Iran evade the sanctions and they were all pocketing the cash and bribes ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 08:44 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 08:44 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:45 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 08:45 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l)
In a thousand years you would never expect to see
handicap cornhole league
typed on a page.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Save The Basement! at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)
THAT'S RIGHT IT IS!
LIBs now carping for your Cheesesteak as well as you cheesecake.
From the ReneeGood school of tactical evasion:
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
Their Ceaseless Quest for the Unearned remains forever ceaseless because the value illicitly obtain retains no value.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (5mwBO)
This is the playbook — every time. Film the arrest. Strip the context. Claim it's a citizen. Generate outrage. Get politicians to amplify before the facts come out. And then never correct the record once the truth is established. Seven years. That's how long this family had a removal order and remained in California. California's sanctuary policies made that possible. ICE finally enforced a court order — and elected officials called it a kidnapping.
The only thing that should have happened in 2019 is just now happening in 2026, That's the real scandal.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)
IINM, he said that he was pausing the destruction of the electrical grid, not all offensive ops.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)
You do realize that those are NOT mutually exclusive, right?
*sigh*
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)
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In midtown? One is unable to obtain a decent cheesesteak in NY. This is known.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)
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this bothers me too. He loves to make his deals.
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: I'm a Fun Guy! at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (oftw2)
Trump is not going to give anything to any remnant of the IRGC and the Iranian people are going to take care of the rest.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: rickb223
The other scandal is that for some reason, we are the only nation in the world that is not allowed to have any immigration policy other than open borders.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (DgMqy)
Since I have it, I figured I'd watch Game of Thrones.
Middle of season 2:
I dislike all the characters.
It's not near as violent as real life.
It was written by a woman.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (HXT0k)
The only thing that should have happened in 2019 is just now happening in 2026, That's the real scandal.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (5xUrG)
And we would have had one more live College Freshman in Chicago... Oh... And the illegal Venezuelan murderer is in the hospital with suspected TB
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (N5P6b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)
I am just glad that historians like Dr. Gorka are part of Trump's team. They can reach deep and maybe find a plausible handover scenario.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l)
In a thousand years you would never expect to see
handicap cornhole league
typed on a page.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)
Not long ago I never expected to see
biological men competing in women's high school and college sports
typed on a page
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (mHVWR)
We realize and I'm thinking Trump does too....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (N5P6b)
Ok, that's funny right there...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (j+aD2)
Trump is not going to give anything to any remnant of the IRGC and the Iranian people are going to take care of the rest.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)
I am aware of his sources. He is still an outsider, and guessing, just lie all of us.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:52 AM (GD0B3)
Stitt has his replacement ready to be sworn in immediately afterwards.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 08:52 AM (NpAcC)
exactly I mean I don't want to harsh your mushroom love but wow
they only go on CHICKEN cheesesteaks!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:52 AM (+nEug)
Oil is fungible. Loss of oil from anywhere means less oil everywhere, even places which didn't rely on that location for oil as the places which did need to replace that supply with oil from elsewhere.
It's probably also a symptom of Iran trying to destroy oil facilities all over the Gulf, and possibly in Texas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)
Yeah, so? If they want to piss in their own sandbox, well, that's fine.
It's when the jackass starts bothering others that you punch him/her in the face. Really, really hard.
And we've done just that.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)
This is the problem - Trump for all his virtues clearly doesn't want to be the guy to start arresting insurrectionist governors and judges.
The primary point of government is to protect its citizens from having their God given rights taken away by foreigners. Here not only is IL not doing that, they are paying and protecting the invaders. This is no different then in 1942 if the governor of Alaska protected the Japanese "undocumented immigrants" in his territory and should be legally treated the same way FDR would have treated it
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:52 AM (+nEug)
Trump never mentions him and I'm thinking it's because he can't be the one seen as "installing" him....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 08:54 AM (N5P6b)
Because, by the time they come for you, you and yours will have stripped away all laws and restraints that would have stopped them.
By preventing the law from going after the guilty, you enable it to imprison the innocent.
But second and third order effect thinking is as foreign to a leftist as Christianity.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 08:54 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 08:54 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 24, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)
Here’s to the IDF continuing to decaffeinate every Basij thug, IRGC member, mullah, and representative of the current regime until the only thing left to negotiate with is one of those cute little desert lizards.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 08:55 AM (zfkPG)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:56 AM (+nEug)
sidenote: the autocorrect for jaegerschnitzel is 'interscholastic'
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:56 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 08:54 AM (N5P6b)
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This
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)
Think I need to try my torso at Pickleball next.
Posted by: Quad Wonder Boy at March 24, 2026 08:56 AM (/1l9x)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:56 AM (GD0B3)
This is the playbook — every time. Film the arrest. Strip the context. Claim it's a citizen.
The constant claim I see on leftwing forums is that Trump is deporting thousands of citizens to black sites overseas.
No, they can't identify one...because you should do your own research h8ter!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)
But nothing for shocked dogs?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)
We've learned a lot from the Cuban health care!
Posted by: Canada MAID at March 24, 2026 08:57 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD
*******
When aren't they ever angry?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3)
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yet none of them want to move to any of the countries where these illegal immigrants are from.
I mean, if these people they want here are already there, shouldn't those countries be 100x safer, smarter, better and more successful than the US?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 08:59 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3)
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I do not want to see a repeat of the "Gaza solution"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD
*******
When aren't they ever angry?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)
There's a lot of porn on reddit. Sometimes they're gooning.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)
Well, they are. See "Cuban" and "dementia". Or something...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)
It's probably also a symptom of Iran trying to destroy oil facilities all over the Gulf, and possibly in Texas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Oil is the biggest fungible commodity on the planet.
Oil is bought on contract. Oil in the refineries and already in tanks at gas stations were bought at a certain price previously.
The fact that the price jumped a dollar a gallon is because they can. They oil companies are bidding on hasn't come out of the ground yet. They raise prices because you have no recourse.
No different than raising it a quarter just before a holiday weekend. That gas in those underground tanks at the gas station was already bought at xx dollars. THAT gas didn't go up. They raised the price because they can.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:01 AM (5xUrG)
By locking up all the faggots.
They spent the whole segment on "it's fine that Cuba did this but it's bad but we won't say it's bad but it worked but we can't do that here because it's bad not because it didn't work but because reasons."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 09:02 AM (HXT0k)
Well, they're going to pay more later, so when do they get to recover costs?
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
No hard feelings. Some days it's fun to point and laugh, or see where their talking points are taking them, but other days, it's depressing to know we live amongst these people, and they could very possibly take national power...
193 awwwww Redditors angry
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD
*******
When aren't they ever angry?
Posted by: redridinghood
They are "mad" in every sense of the word.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 09:04 AM (Ia3Yj)
link to X -
https://tinyurl.com/46xhsv5u
(no idea if this is true, but if not, one good propaganda turn deserves another)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 09:04 AM (Dv3i1)
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I have a list of people to suggest if that helps
Posted by: Josephistan at March 24, 2026 09:04 AM (y9ksN)
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He better pray the left does not regain the levers of power during the midterms or next national election for president. He'll likely find himself and the end of a proverbial rope otherwise.
He'd be better off rounding up the trouble makers now. Worry about the ramifications later. If there are any. I think we overestimate the left's reach when they're beat down.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 09:05 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 09:05 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:01 AM (5xUrG)
As I understand it, and I'm not an entrepreneur so I could be completely wrong, the price that they charge is based on what they expect to pay to replace what they sell, not what they paid for the product.
If they were to charge their cost plus some reasonable markup, in a time of higher inflation they would go out of business as the money brought in from selling inventory would be insufficient to purchase new inventory.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)
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I think they are a handful of old coots from Berkley, government employees from Minnesota and similar trash.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 09:05 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: I may have just made that up at March 24, 2026 09:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
“Now that the Taliban are gone will have a more free and prosperous Afghanistan their people will secure for the future”.
I’ve been around too many of these things to believe anyone’s opinion, even the experts. Right now the situation is fluid, and there are no conditions for anyone to step in for the mullahs. Witness who we are negotiating with. BTW this isn’t Venezuela and that’s not paradigm that can be applied here.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 09:06 AM (zfkPG)
Posted by: I may have just made that up at March 24, 2026 09:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Jaegerschnitzel sounds like a category on PornHub.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)
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The stuff already underground has to be replaced; at the higher price, you forgot that part. The stuff bought at the higher price, they aren’t going to discount it if prices go down. Business 101.
If you ran a gas station, you would do the same. I mean, if you wanted to stay in business.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 09:07 AM (qdur7)
Posted by: He Grabbed It With His D*ck! at March 24, 2026 09:07 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
You'd think that would relieve stress and anger? Maybe "post nut clarity" reveals they'll always be losers and never get the girls they're goofing for? The money they give away to OF girls will never buy them actual love or affection?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 09:07 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 09:08 AM (mHVWR)
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I saw that one.
Is that the acronym I think it is? LOL
I think next, I'm going to re-watch Deadwood. Then I'll watch that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 09:09 AM (HXT0k)
“Now that the Taliban are gone will have a more free and prosperous Afghanistan their people will secure for the future”.
Ah yes. "Nation building", and "everyone is the same everywhere"....
Now let's all hold hands and sing.
Don't trust Bush. Bush is asshoe.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:09 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: man
After they buy it and refine it. Then they know what it cost. Same as every other business.
What if they raise the price anticipating the costs to go up and the costs go down? Do they reimburse the customers?
Because I've never received a check from an oil company and I've been driving for 47 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:09 AM (5xUrG)
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You pay her to leave.
Posted by: At the end of the day at March 24, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 24, 2026 09:11 AM (ovdkm)
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I did see they claim 45 million "risk hunger" if the war goes on. And don't you feel bad about that?
Oh?
And what statement did they make about the 30,000+ executed by Iran in the last few months?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 09:11 AM (HXT0k)
It was first announced in the late 'teens. It's cold fusion.
Again.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)
If you ran a gas station, you would do the same. I mean, if you wanted to stay in business.
Posted by: Common Tater
You ASSUME that price will go up in three to six months on a different contract. What if it goes down? Do you reimburse the customer or quietly pocket the difference?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:11 AM (5xUrG)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 09:11 AM (HXT0k)
And the 3 athletes last week ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 09:12 AM (N5P6b)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2026 09:12 AM (Suwql)
I think it’s a foolish weakness to build into the system, but here we are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 09:12 AM (D4x+R)
for about 2500 years now. They just don't get the joke.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2026 09:12 AM (zdLoL)
Ultimately, partisan narratives are in conflict, but internal Democratic polling suggests Republicans may bear the brunt of public blame despite the political finger-pointing.
Strangely, all the other paragraphs had links attached, but not that one.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 09:12 AM (Ia3Yj)
If they do, they could sell it in China and Russia and make billions, no need to wait for the US approval that never comes
Posted by: PG at March 24, 2026 09:13 AM (kma5t)
Will this a$$hole be running for POTUS?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2026 09:13 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 09:07 AM (Ia3Yj)
I suspect that a good amount of reddit insanity actually comes from the wimmins (not all, certainly) who're angry that their billionaire minotaur with the 18 inch penis hasn't declared their undying devotion to her.
As for the OF stuff... I really, really, really, don't understand that. Absolutely everything you can see on OF can be seen for free somewhere on the internet. I can only assume that some of those guys truly believe that they're actually interacting with the girl and that she actually gives a shit about them beyond how much money they can squeeze out. The numerous interviews with OF girls where they express their complete disgust for their customers notwithstanding.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)
Then the other guy lowers prices, and sets off a price war. Or would, if your guberment didn't prohibit such events.
And you bought on the low side. Wanna give them a few extra shillings then?
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Just like X formerly known as Twitter at March 24, 2026 09:14 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 09:08 AM (mHVWR)
The only way to get Hasan Piker to care about anything is to have Asmongold mock him for being an idiot about it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)
Hey, JIT all of the things!
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:15 AM (XuXeR)
Ah! Just like Thomas Freidman chatting with a Saudi prince who has the resolution to Mid-East peace in a document in his desk (remember that one?).
If only someone would let these geniuses complete their life-altering work!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2026 09:15 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 09:15 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Lefty media hasn't bothered pretending to be conflicted that Iceland "cured" Down's syndrome...by aborting them out of existence.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 09:16 AM (Ia3Yj)
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You pay her to leave.
Posted by: At the end of the day at March 24, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)
That's the beauty of digital prostitution. She was never really there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)
Color me doubtful about the $$ figures mentioned. I notice that most claims I've seen are couched in less than specific terms...
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:16 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
They don't want to live near the help.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 09:16 AM (99eI0)
If you want to get pissed off at somebody, get mad at the SOBs in states like California, that tax the shit out of every gallon.
What did they do to earn a dollar on every gallon? Not a fucking thing. The people who actually explored, invested, refined, transported and brought the fuel to those handy roadside dispensers probably make 20c a gallon.
They make money these days selling chips and soda and the rest of it. It’s OK to get pissed off, just make sure your ire is directed where it should be. Oil companies aren’t it. Not even close.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 09:16 AM (qdur7)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Posted by: r hennigantx
Let me guess....you're not from Havana? It comes full circle....
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 09:16 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 09:16 AM (GD0B3)
As we taxied down the runway I could hear the people shout
They said don't come back here Yankee
And if I ever do
I'll get more money cause all she wants to do is dance!
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 24, 2026 09:17 AM (LOZbR)
9 or 5.7?
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:17 AM (XuXeR)
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This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Female talk therapists who have male clients at March 24, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)
Saw a picture he posted from Cuba, and someone had identified that he was wearing a ~$700 shirt.
How very Communist of him - a real 'man of the people'!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql)
And you bought on the low side. Wanna give them a few extra shillings then?
Posted by: man
No gas station makes their money off of gas. That's to get you in the door.
It's the raping of customers on everything else. A $2.36 bottle of 20 ounce Coke. A $2.00 bottle of water. A $3.00 Slim Jim.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:17 AM (5xUrG)
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one must learn to funge
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 09:05 AM (ZxPkt)
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In the morning,
In the evening,
Ain't we got funge!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 09:18 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 09:18 AM (zfkPG)
I love mushrooms but they don't love me. Big gout trigger, along with asparagus, spinach, beans and cocoa.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2026 09:18 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: I may have just made that up
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your comment elicited a chuckle from this commenter
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 09:18 AM (ZxPkt)
Leave him in and tell the story he was banging little girls.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 09:19 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: runner
That's DU. Reddit is younger activist communists with limitless free time, foreign agents trying to disrupt the West, and bots.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 09:19 AM (Ia3Yj)
When I get through the Morning Report editorial, full of awfulness, and see "Have a great day!" — it's a little bit cringe. Almost could be construed as cynical, although I don't really think that.
Maybe move the cheery greeting to after the "quick shout out" et al.?
Don't mind grumpy ol' me. Dog got us up early, the sky is overcats and dreary, and I'm only on my first cup of brew. 😫
Posted by: mindful webworker hits the ground stumbling at March 24, 2026 09:19 AM (jrd4M)
Your average gas station makes less than $.10/gal - and often half of that.
Your State/County/Province pulls in anywhere from $.45 to nearly a buck/gallon.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2026 09:21 AM (zdLoL)
Leave him in and tell the story he was banging little girls.
Posted by: r hennigantx
Hey, quit encroaching on my business model here!
Posted by: Muhammed at March 24, 2026 09:21 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 09:21 AM (gbOdA)
Who's the leader of the Immortal Guard?
Posted by: I gotta ask
Drones in the sky laugh at the "Immortal" part.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:21 AM (xG4kz)
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There is a stat that the average income a OF girl makes is like $150.
What is super hilarious to me is, almost all of the chats these guys pay for access to are run by some dudes in India.
"Don't be jealous, Napoleon, just 'cause I'm online chatting with hot girls all day."
I'm not 'cause you're not--it's some dude you're chatting with.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 09:22 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 09:22 AM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 09:19 AM (Ia3Yj)
I stand corrected! Yes, Reddit is full of infiltrators, red-green alliance domestic terrorists and a perfect platform to project this marxist garbage unto the young!
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 09:22 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)
Yes! Among the 1000 gardening things I have going on right now, I took delivery of a red gooseberry plant yesterday and put him in a pot where he will spend a week in the garage while we wait for the temperature to get a little warmer.
The Missus whas like, "What did you order NOW?"
But when I told her it was a surprise for her, she got a big smile. Her family in Indiana did gooseberry pies when she was a kid.
So excited!
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 09:22 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Dem's the rulz at March 24, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 09:19 AM (gbOdA)
Leave him in, tell the students he was banging little girls, and then tell them that, apparently, everyone knew and did nothing about it because he was promoting a cause that the Democrats wanted promoted. And point out that he's being canceled now because he also promoted a cause that the current Democrats don't want promoted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at March 24, 2026 09:23 AM (cYhtI)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)
That’s the sad reality that underlies just about every strip bar anywhere. The regular customers are lonely men who’ve decided there’s one girl there who actually likes them; the girls are mostly angry addicts who despise their customers but who know how to act, and hide it. It’s really a pathetic scene all the way around.
And I guess OF simply moves that scene online.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 09:23 AM (D4x+R)
Still doesn't rhyme with "Nantuckit"
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)
Is it wrong me to think that I could make enough money to retire and live comfortably within three months of doing that?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 09:24 AM (99eI0)
There's asphaltic crude and there's paraffin crude. Never the twain.
Alberta and Venezuela will teach you a big lesson in fungibility.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2026 09:24 AM (zdLoL)
First link I click on and it's the d@*^3d Daily Wire with the fade out after one paragraph block. No. Just no. I will not "create a free account" just to see their pixels.
Gripe gripe gripe. (Pours another cuppa)
Posted by: mindful webworker hits the keyboard with a hammer at March 24, 2026 09:24 AM (jrd4M)
Awww, you rock!
I have never had gooseberry pie, but won't it be nice when your wife can harvest her own berries to make some?!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2026 09:25 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: I gotta ask
Drones in the sky laugh at the "Immortal" part.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Drones have nothing on modern Hollywood girl-bosses.
Posted by: Immortan Joe at March 24, 2026 09:26 AM (Ia3Yj)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 09:26 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Sorry man. I originally read that as a goat outbreak.
Cabrito!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:26 AM (5xUrG)
Today Is National Cheesesteak Day.
THAT'S RIGHT IT IS!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2)
If cheesesteak must have its own day, so must an election!
-- Justice Samuel Alito
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:26 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 09:26 AM (qdur7)
*laughs*... oh, wait. Hmmmmmm
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:27 AM (XuXeR)
I once heard a guy say 'perdurable'
his quest for odd words was incurable
he'd play no charades
would not watch parades
I found him to be most unendurable
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:23 AM
Is this about me? It better not be about me.
Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at March 24, 2026 09:27 AM (0sNs1)
Nope.
If you could gently provide support, encouragement with some hard truths mixed in, it could be a goldmine. People crave boundaries, and poor Gen X has had all the healthy ones removed by our wretched culture (hence, Only Fans).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2026 09:28 AM (Suwql)
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I like the joke that I'm going to start a OF called "NSFW."
And all it'll be is me committing OSHA violations.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 09:29 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Common Tater
Did you mix the rhubarb with strawberries? Most recipes do. My grandma used to grow rhubarb and make pies, but it's been 55+ years. I can't remember what all she used.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:29 AM (5xUrG)
Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden was speaking after Sheridan Gorman, an 18-year-old from Yorktown, New York, was shot dead on Thursday morning while she walked with friends along the city’s lakefront near campus.
They might have unintentionally startled this person at the end of the pier. We don’t believe there is cause for broader community concern.
????
Hadden’s comments come despite police reports that Gorman’s killer stalked her from behind for some time before shooting her at point-blank range and fleeing the scene.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 09:30 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:30 AM (5xUrG)
You all saw that it was a school in Alberta, of all places, that closed its cafeteria to students wanting to eat their lunch so as not to hurt the poor widdle feewings of its muzzie students suffering under their RamalamaDingdong obligations.
Alberta may be conservative, but it is Canadian conservative.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 09:30 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2026 09:31 AM (Suwql)
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Please tell me that's not code for anything.
Posted by: Maybe I don't want to know... at March 24, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 09:19 AM
Are you trying to imply that Reddit commenters are groovier than we are?
Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at March 24, 2026 09:33 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Benny Hill, 1978 at March 24, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)
So many lonely cats during protest season
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 24, 2026 09:41 AM (LOZbR)
If you could gently provide support, encouragement with some hard truths mixed in, it could be a goldmine.
I can see it now.
"Sweetie, I am proud of you. Now, you know your dad doesn't quite understand what you do but I really think that you can do better."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 09:41 AM (99eI0)
"One Eligard shot every 12 weeks, and 4 pills of abiritone acetate every day". He eats essentially no red meat, by doctors instructions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 10:02 AM (jKzJA)
According to a police report, Demayo told officers he had killed someone and said he had “wanted to kill someone for a long time.” Investigators said he told police he drove through several communities before stopping at a home on Amherst Street in Danvers.
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2026 10:07 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Calling my oncologist in a few to ask about this.
My humble thanks for your timely input!
Thank all of you for your wishes and prayers.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2026 10:29 AM (Q/FnY)
Sorry to hear about your news. I don't know if you are a believer but I pray God grants you peace and comfort. Tell your loved ones everything and live your remaining days to the fullest. No regrets.
🙏🏻🙏🏻
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 10:31 AM (EneHm)
Valero Energy Corporation is Delaware-incorporated, headquartered in San Antonio, Texas, and serves as a major manufacturer and marketer of transportation fuels and petrochemical products.
It operates multiple Texas facilities. Valero acquired Premcor in 2005, taking ownership of the Port Arthur refinery & other refining operations. It has a refinery & terminals in the UK, a refinery & terminals in Canada, and terminals in Peru.
Port Arthur looks accidental. 🤷♀️
>Industrial info. dot com: Petroleum Refining
Valero Plans Gasoline Imports as California Refineries Close
Industrial Info is tracking about $1.3 billion worth of active and proposed projects from Valero across the U.S., nearly 90% of which is attributed to U.S.-based crude oil-refining projects, Jan. '26.
In part, The company said it "anticipates importing additional gasoline volumes to the (San Francisco) Bay Area in the near term," which could come as a relief to Californians already facing the highest gasoline prices in the nation."
Valero "will idle its Benicia Refinery and continue to supply California's market through a combination of existing
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Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 10:39 AM (NFX2v)
Reading all suggested.
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>From above: ICE arrest of illegal migrant fugitive at San Francisco airport sparks fear-mongering — here’s what really happened---NY Post, Mar. 23, 2026
In part, "The airport also confirmed that the arrest was unrelated to Trump’s order to deploy ICE agents at busy air hubs around the country to try to ease the wait times at TSA lines."
ICE wasn't assigned there to aid TSA. San Francisco International Airport (SFO) uses private contractors for security screening rather than federal Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents, making it the largest U.S. airport in the federal Screening Partnership Program.
>Also from above, New Poll Confirms the Democrats’ Messaging on Voter ID Has Been a Spectacular Failure
See: Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (.gov) directives & guidance. (Continued)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 10:39 AM (NFX2v)
In 2014, the Commonwealth Court held that the in-person proof of identification requirements enacted under Act 18 of 2012 were unconstitutional. Those provisions are no longer in force even though you may see them in Pennsylvania’s Election Code.
If a voter is voting for the first time in an election district, the voter must show proof of identification, either photo or non-photo identification. Returning voters need not show any identification unless otherwise noted in the poll book.
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Another >New Jersey does not generally require voters to provide identification to vote, except in cases where it is required by the Help America Vote Act (2002). Ballotpedia
>News & Commentary, 'ACLU-PA Usually Opposes Voter ID. But Not This Time' June 29, 2025
>Ballotpedia, Election Policy, learn about election policy in your state.
>National Council of State Legislators, Voter ID Laws, Updated July 2, 2025
A huge mountain to climb with blue state road blocks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 10:39 AM (NFX2v)
Of?
Such a stupid word and it keeps getting used…
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 10:41 AM (464q3)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 24, 2026 10:44 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 24, 2026 10:50 AM (KiBMU)
Marsy’s Law ensures that victims of violent crime have equal, constitutional rights on the same level as those accused and convicted of those crimes. Published: Nov. 6, 2024
In part, (WIFR) - More than four in every 1,000 Illinois residents are affected by violent crime each year despite a nationwide drop in crime.
On Nov. 4th, 2014, Marsy‘s Law was added to the state constitution winning 78% of the vote – more than 2.6 million voters. Leaders say this law is among the strongest protections of crime victims’ rights in the country.
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nacdl org: Justice for None: How Marsy's Law Undermines the Criminal Legal System
Marsy’s Law is the colloquial name for a model Victims’ Bill of Rights that enshrines victims’ rights within state constitutions. Victims’ rights were already codified and protected in most states. However, Marsy’s Law enshrines its flawed one-size-fits-all model within the state constitutions, creating unintended consequences for the criminal legal system.
[Released August 2024]
August 13, 2024
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Only 12 states have signed Marsy’s Law into their constitutions.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 24, 2026 11:05 AM (NFX2v)
Prison also has cornholing champions, but in a different sense...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jeb! Magruder at March 24, 2026 12:27 PM (AWRwz)
Daily Tech News 24 March 2026
Top Story
- Intel's Arrow Lake Refresh desktop CPUs are here - the 250K and 270K Plus. (Tom's Hardware)
Are they fast? Yes. They close in on the regular AMD parts for gaming, and the 270K competes with the 9950X for heavy desktop workloads.
Are they power-efficient? Not especially, but they are a big improvement over Intel's notoriously power-hungry 13th and 14th generation chips.
Are they good value? Definitely. $200 for the 250K with 6P and 12E cores, and $300 for the 270K with 8P and 16E cores would make them hard to resist if you could buy the rest of the components for a system.
Should you buy one? Probably not. These run in Intel's Socket 1851 platform and that will be retired within a year for Nova Lake and its Socket 1954.
If that's not a concern - and particularly if you already have DDR5 memory sitting around - then yes, these look worth considering.
Tech News
- GrapheneOS has refused to comply with new age verification laws that target operating systems. (Tom's Hardware)
If GrapheneOS devices can't be sold in a region due to their regulations, so be it.
Meanwhile fuck systemd.
- Walmart tried using ChatGPT and in-chat purchases. It failed. Hard. (Search Engine Land)
Sales rates were one third of just directing people to the website.
- There are new exploits circulating that can trivially hack any iPhone or iPad running iOS 18 or older. (Tech Crunch)
But there's only about half a billion of those so no need to worry.
- Google's new Pixel 10a phone is a Pixel 9a. (Notebook Check)
Is it a bad phone? No. Is it a new phone? Also no.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: systemd knows what it did.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2026 04:00 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 04:06 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 04:07 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 04:27 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 04:30 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:30 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: colin at March 24, 2026 04:32 AM (e8qy3)
Uh-oh. I don't have an iPhone so I hadn't worried but I do have an iPad.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:34 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 04:34 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:36 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: colin at March 24, 2026 04:32 AM (e8qy3)
Heh. I misread the
8 28
as comment numbers, and so I thought your comment started like this:
F here this morning.
And I thought, well, I hope everything will be o.k.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:38 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:44 AM (+YA9H)
Mid March 2003, Denver CO... 4 FT of HEAVY snow.
Lived there 15 years and only time I saw the city shut down.
Weather... it changes... /sings...
Naturally.....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2026 04:46 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:48 AM (+YA9H)
It caused the AoSHQ server to lose those secondary IP addresses the other day for several hours, didn't it?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 24, 2026 04:49 AM (O7YUW)
It caused the AoSHQ server to lose those secondary IP addresses the other day for several hours, didn't it?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 24, 2026 04:49 AM (O7YUW)
That was a gremlin that did that.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:52 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:48 AM (+YA9H)
Teaching AI to code, without any Morality?
If not yet, it will be.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2026 04:55 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: m
>It wouldn't be difficult. I created my first virus in machine code/assembly language back in the late 80s. That wasn't the goal, but I got an A on the project because I satisfied the project requirements.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 04:58 AM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 24, 2026 05:01 AM (bQ4nt)
1st breakfast done, lunch packed and don't have to leave for a hour
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:06 AM (Ia/+0)
I stopped by Best Buy over the weekend and looked at the Neo again and the various Windows 11 PCs in that price range. As a complete package the Neo is sort of the perfect light duty PC. The materials to build it are first-rate, It has a bright and fairly accurate screen, the keyboard is excellent, and because of the solid single core performance, it's pretty snappy. Get the one with the touch ID and the 512 GB SSD and it's sorta spiffy.
The Neo has slow SSDs but for it's targeted use case fast SSDs are not necessary. I have a Surface Go 2 with a 512 GB microSD card in it which I use for OneDrive storage; it's been working just fine for 4 years.
The Neo is also hits its thermal limits rapidly and ramps down to about 4W. That pretty much gates the it's performance. People have cracked open the case and put a thermal pad over the area where the CPU is so it makes contact with the case and that helps get rid of the heat and improves the performance.
Like you, I've never owned a Mac OS machine so I'm really interested in hearing your first impressions.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 05:06 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 05:09 AM (sAmhv)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2026 05:17 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 05:18 AM (3Ope8)
Aren't we fancy. The M5 CPU for everyday computing Is rather solid. People are running Final Cut Pro and Photoshop on it without complaints. The Air address is all the limitations found in the Neo. I'm torn between buying a Neo, since it makes an affordable experiment, and jumping up to the Air as a potential first long-term Mac. Like you, I don't need another computer but the idea of having one is so intriguing that the only question is how much is it going to cost me?
Did you get an M4 or an M5 model?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 05:18 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:19 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 05:19 AM (dK+Kv)
I don't either, but I've got one from work.
Parts of the UI will drive you mildly batshit or moderately increase your batshittiness. The UI still thinks it's on a 1984 Macintosh where there's exactly one menu bar and that's on the top of screen.
If you only run one thing at a time and it's always maximized to fill your monitor, then you'll be a happy camper. If you have multiple windows on your monitor and a relatively large screen, you'll always have to move your cursor to the top of the monitor to access your application's menu bar.
If you have multiple monitors, you'll probably find that the Mac OS doesn't understand how to properly manage application windows across them.
On the plus side, Option-spacebar, type in your application name (with completion), and you can launch any program your system knows about. Shift-uparrow and you can see all your open windows in a mosaic across all your monitors. It's a weird blend of BSD unix and NextStep, so you can open a Terminal application and run commands in a shell (zsh is the current default).
I find it much less annoying than Windows but I wouldn't buy a Mac. YMMV.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 24, 2026 05:25 AM (xFpB3)
M5. I figured if I'm already paying 'X' amount of dollars, I might as well pay 'XX' amount of dollars. At this point in time, I can afford it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 05:26 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 05:06 AM (glnUu)
MacOS is a lot simpler than Windows.
There aren't a lot of different settings, spread around through the control panel, etc. Everything is contained in the Settings app, mostly.
Apple provides a few of their own software for free if you download them; Notes, Music, Quicktime, but also you can get Garage Band (music creator/editor), iMovie (video editing), and their iWork Suite, which you download for free, has Pages (Word processing/Publishing), Numbers (Spreadsheets), and Keynote (Presentation).
A little advice for anybody getting a Macbook Neo, or who have an 8GB RAM Mac of any kind; always leave at least 10GB free space on your SSD/HHD as with that amount of memory the system your drive as a swap file, a lot, and if you're storage is out of space it will lock up your computer and crash out until you free up more space. I had to learn that the hard way several years back.
With 256 or 512GB that SSD will fill up if you use a lot of apps or save a lot of hi-rez photos and videos.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:26 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 05:26 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 24, 2026 05:27 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:28 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 05:28 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 05:28 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:29 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 24, 2026 05:30 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 05:31 AM (IeCgc)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 05:32 AM (sAmhv)
Did you get an M4 or an M5 model?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 05:18 AM (glnUu)
Amazon and Walmart regularly sell older model Macbook Airs (13" & 15") with M1 - M4 chips on sale. You can save a few hundred dollars there. If you want to save even more, Amazon has Renewed Airs for a few hundred more off, if you don't mind a used machine.
If you want to just try it out and don't need the newest M5 chip that's an option to get a better deal.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:34 AM (6ydKt)
Went past 8 large installations of wind farms. In every farm, there were some turbines that were not moving, with feathered blades. Three sections of wind farms south of I-70 had no blades turning. The wind was too strong for them to work.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 05:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 05:37 AM (+YA9H)
I helped her move stuff from an interior room to her new storage shed. Filled about 20% of it before my back said no more. The process was impeded by Jake, her wonder dog.
She treated me to a good lunch at a good tavern, just a few blocks away. She is good people.
The drive back was busy. Once north of Salina, there were cars on the road. So only 100 miles of travel without company on the road.
Got to watch the ranchers get green fields ready for hungry Angus.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 05:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
>Most likely the proprietary bearings were shot because of poorly anticipated and scheduled maintenance. The boondoggle continues and the boneyard grows larger.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 05:42 AM (Wnd0C)
Thanks for the good input. I don't particularly find Windows 11 that annoying. I know the OS so well I know how to work around 95% of the complaints with the remaining 5% I don't care about. The long-term trend though has me scratching my head and because of that I've been looking at Macs as an alternative. If Microsoft actually follows through and fixes the legitimate complaints people have with the OS I have less incentive to go shopping elsewhere. Another reason that keeps me in the Microsoft ecosystem is the Snapdragon ARM CPUs. Over the holidays I was able to pick up a Surface Pro SD Plus ARM machine for $700 as an experiment using the ARM platform. It's been nothing but great for me. The SD X2 Elite/Plus machines are due to hit the market any day now. How those pan out will likely factor in how I move forward in the future.. More likely than not, I am going to pick up a Neo for no other reason than because.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 05:42 AM (glnUu)
Yup, that certainly was some language. When you hear Pixy start dropping f-bombs, you just know the story is going to be epic.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 24, 2026 05:43 AM (O7YUW)
Is that the same issue affecting the woblin pin in the knibbling bushing?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 05:45 AM (3Ope8)
Supertramp - School (Live In Paris '79) [4K]
https://youtu.be/ZuxVt-OqCpI
Also, Nena (Gabriele Susanne Kerner) turns 66. This 2018 performance is a bit indulgent; but assuming you're already familiar with her most famous song, it shows Nena defying the years, and still apparently having fun after 35 years of singing it:
NENA | 99 Luftballons (Live 201
(HD)
https://youtu.be/oIO5lfJ9dhs
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 05:46 AM (Sy6m/)
Salty, you make Kansas sound lonely . . . but fascinating. Like a High Plains version of Russell Kirk's Mecosta, Michigan, or Lovecraft's New England. I look forward to seeing some of it, and maybe much more later.
No workout this morning; I need a day off. And big Stirling cat did not wake me early, so I feel a bit more rested.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)
We know that wind power takes more energy to set up that it delivers. A thermodynamic failure.
But to see tower after tower without rotation, in a 20 mile span of road, while my car was buffeted by the 45 knot winds, seems to be a particular waste.
A modular nuclear plant array, close to larger towns, would be a better choice.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 05:48 AM (u82oZ)
https://youtu.be/oIO5lfJ9dhs
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 05:46 AM (Sy6m/)
My dad loved that song.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 05:48 AM (+YA9H)
If you want to just try it out and don't need the newest M5 chip that's an option to get a better deal.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Thank you for reminding me of that option. I don't need latest and greatest computing devices anymore as my needs are rather set and have been for 10 years. The Neo has to be revved up because it's all new and shiny but a used M4 odds on would be most excellent.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 05:50 AM (glnUu)
The Smoky Hills have a subtle beauty. Like a well behaved lady with a twinkle in her eye, compared with a tall, brassy blonde, with silicon implants and lots of make up. Colorado, looking at you for the second woman.
I aver the Flint Hills around me are slightly more scenic, if you like vistas of grasslands, ranches, and farms in bottomland.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 05:52 AM (u82oZ)
Most likely the proprietary bearings were shot because of poorly anticipated and scheduled maintenance.
Is that the same issue affecting the woblin pin in the knibbling bushing?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 05:45 AM[/]
probably should replace the johnson rod gasket while you're at it
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2026 05:52 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2026 05:52 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
>I drove thru Idaho and saw maybe 4 out of 50 units in the wind farm functioning. They should have been tasked to pump water and not generate electricity.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 05:53 AM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 05:54 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Did you know that babies come from vaginas? at March 24, 2026 05:54 AM (3czDZ)
https://tinyurl.com/4ne9h8rf
(Amazon)
It's refurbished and the 8GB is a bummer, but it's $400 off of a brand new M5 model.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:54 AM (6ydKt)
John 8:12
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 05:55 AM (3g5Xe)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 05:50 AM (glnUu)
Yeah, if I had to choose I'd go with an Air, with any M series chip, over the Neo, but I use my stuff for more than web browsing and watching videos.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:55 AM (6ydKt)
Anything else I can try? Aside from slapping a hot iron to it, adding memory, or buying a Win machine or refreshed iMac?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I saw both last year. I stayed in El Dorado and fell in love with the little town and the surrounding countryside was lovely. The Smoky hills resonated with me like all the best places in the Western United States.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 06:01 AM (glnUu)
It'll work and you'll be able to use HomeBrew (https://brew.sh/) to install free software if you need it. Most applications have a MacOS installer as well as Windows.
A Terminal window will give you a unix shell experience versus the Windows DOS/PowerShell equivalent to Terminal. (TBF, I've only kept my Windows partitions around to run Steam and I haven't been playing games so much recently.)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 24, 2026 06:02 AM (xFpB3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
The current M series silicon run circles around the hardware you have. You might want to look at picking up some newer gear. The differences are dramatic.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 06:05 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: fluffy at March 24, 2026 06:05 AM (AN2gy)
My work machine has an Intel processor, so I've been able to use it.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 24, 2026 06:06 AM (xFpB3)
Posted by: The Barrel, who's a Tolkien fan at March 24, 2026 06:10 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 06:11 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 05:32 AM (sAmhv)
Same here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 06:11 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2026 06:13 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 06:11 AM (99eI0)
Some parents are going to need to parent again, instead of passing it off to Big Government.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 06:13 AM (+YA9H)
A Terminal window will give you a unix shell experience versus the Windows DOS/PowerShell equivalent to Terminal. (TBF, I've only kept my Windows partitions around to run Steam and I haven't been playing games so much recently.)
Posted by: Richard Cranium
My first professional years were in a Unix environment. It would be fun to get back to fussing around with the proper shell. I will fuss around with Homebrew to see what is available. Being retired I don't have any professional development software needs which simplifies my computing stack. My key software requirements are Microsoft Office and Photoshop/Affinity. The rest is made up of various utilities that make my home network highly useful. This software stack will run equally well on Windows or Apple boxes.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 06:13 AM (glnUu)
May you get the weather you want. But, head on a swivel, and have a plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 06:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Did you know that babies come from vaginas? at March 24, 2026 06:14 AM (3czDZ)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 05:48 AM (+YA9H)
I didn't really delve into the details, but I was surprised to learn that the English version is not a direct translation. They're both anti-war, but "99 Red Balloons" is more of a generic romantic tragedy, while the original "99 Luftballons" is a morbid absurdity: a fake UFO prank leads to scrambled fighters, a gung-ho pilot goes weapons hot, a neighboring country gets alarmed, and provocations escalate until everyone is dead (except for her and one balloon).
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 06:15 AM (Sy6m/)
Yup, that certainly was some language. When you hear Pixy start dropping f-bombs, you just know the story is going to be epic.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 24, 2026 05:43 AM (O7YUW)
It was just kind of a footnote, though, seeming misplaced at the end of the GrapheneOS post.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 06:16 AM (+YA9H)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 06:16 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 06:21 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)
Go into the App Store on the Mac and search for "Memory Clean 2". Install that app, and open it, runs in the background on your taskbar next to the Volume, WiFi, Date/Time.
It shows you how much RAM is being used at all times, and you can click on it and hit "Clean Memory" which will clear out anything stored in RAM that is safe to unload.
I use it on my 8GB iMac all the time, and it helps when things start filling up the RAM.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 06:21 AM (6ydKt)
I'm trying to imagine Wal-mart shopping inside ChatGPT. I tell Chat-bot that I want to get a comb at Wal-mart, it shows a bunch of combs, I say That one, bot asks me for my credit card info...? And they say what's changing is that Wal-mart's chat bot will now reside inside ChatGPT and they'll work across platforms...? I've got to see this to get it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2026 06:25 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 06:25 AM (glnUu)
I just asked ChatGPT if it can help me shop at Wal-mart. It said this:
🛒 How it works
I suggest items, quantities, and even links
You either:
Click the links I give you → opens Walmart
Or search the items in the Walmart app / website
Then you:
Add to cart
Choose pickup or delivery
Check out normally
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2026 06:26 AM (n7rxJ)
(The following is trimmed down to summary information only):
systemd (255.4-1ubuntu8.14) noble-security; urgency=medium
* SECURITY UPDATE: Local unprivileged user can trigger an assert in systemd
* SECURITY UPDATE: Local root execution via malicious hardware devices
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 24, 2026 06:27 AM (O7YUW)
It shows you how much RAM is being used at all times, and you can click on it and hit "Clean Memory" which will clear out anything stored in RAM that is safe to unload.
I use it on my 8GB iMac all the time, and it helps when things start filling up the RAM.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026
***
I'll try that, Speaking! Thanks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 06:27 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Hasan Piker at March 24, 2026 06:27 AM (eOFY+)
We’re in danger of losing our economic Heritage!
Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 06:33 AM (C3G19)
This sounds like forced use cases. Having AI go shopping for combs and then completing the transaction strikes me as ridiculous. It's just as absurd as having AI order a pizza, complete the transaction and schedule the delivery. Why? What's the advantage? Maybe some day this will all be common, but I don't think we'll be the better for it. The e-commerce revolution changed the economy; I don't see how using AI to automate consumer purchases adds value, rather it seems that it complicates everything.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 06:33 AM (glnUu)
That sounds like normal E-commerce shopping with one layer of added complexity on top. I don't get how this improves anything.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026 06:37 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 24, 2026
***
Including when the AI starts recommending toppings for the pizza and warning you that pepperoni is bad for your health.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)
California's law doesn’t require photo ID or biometric verification [for all operating systems]; users simply self-report their age during setup. Critics, including over 400 computer scientists who signed an open letter, have argued that the laws create surveillance infrastructure without meaningfully protecting children, since self-declaration is trivially bypassed.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 06:38 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 05:40 AM (u82oZ)
haha!
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 06:48 AM (+YA9H)
To think, Robert Plant is still touring. He's at the Ryman on Thursday night.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 06:48 AM (wY7nr)
Posted by: Hasan Piker
Out in the streets, dancing! So happy!
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:49 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 24, 2026 07:01 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 07:02 AM (C3G19)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:02 AM (99eI0)
Including when the AI starts recommending toppings for the pizza and warning you that pepperoni is bad for your health.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
ScoldAI?
BigMikeAI?
KarenAI?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 07:10 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 07:10 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
ScoldAI?
BigMikeAI?
KarenAI?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 07:10 AM (xG4kz)
Some portmanteau of AWFL and AI.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 07:12 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 07:17 AM (NcvvS)
And they say what's changing is that Wal-mart's chat bot will now reside inside ChatGPT and they'll work across platforms...? I've got to see this to get it. Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Just wait until the Wal-Mart Greeter avatar begins popping up on your screen at moments when you contemplate buying anything. It'll have you begging for the days when Microsoft's Mr. Clippy perked up to offer you "help":
"Itttttt. lllllloooookkkkkssss. lllliiiikkkeee yyyyyoooouuu aaaccccttttiiivvvvaaattteeeddd ssssstttttiiiiccccckkkkkyyyy kkkkkeeeeeyyyyyssss. Do you want help turning it off?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 07:18 AM (xG4kz)
It's all good, unless you're forced to subscribe.
It has your number.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 07:22 AM (Wnd0C)
Urban Dictionary:
Affluent White Female Liberal.
Characteristics: Ages 18-80, primary years are 22-45, precursor to Karen.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 07:26 AM (+YA9H)
systemd update? probably age verification ...
*new interest in GrapheneOS*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 06:21 AM (MIIRH)
After research, it appears that you are correct.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 10:11 AM (dK+Kv)
Overnight Open Thread [03/23/2026]
It is 100% real. Click on the graphic for the Union Pacific Railroad website.
[Hat Tip: dhmosquito]
There was this poor, pious old guy who hears that the Pope is going on tour and will be parading through his city. He was very excited that he might get a chance to meet the Pope, shake his hand, and maybe even receive a blessing from the Holy Father! So he decided to make a plan: perhaps the Pope would want to meet the richest man in town! Figuring that if he were somehow able to appear wealthy, and stand by the road, the Pope would see him, be impressed, stop, and he would get to shake the Pope‘s hand. So this poor old fella went out and bought a nice new expensive suit that he couldn’t really afford, a sharp fedora and wingtips, and on the appointed day, got up early, put on his new clothes, hit the barber shop and got a neat comb-over haircut, then made his way to the edge of the street where the Pope would soon be passing by in the vaunted Popemobile. After what seemed like an eternity, our newly-outfitted guy finally spots the approaching motorcade, and he begins to get all tingly with anticipation. As the Popemobile gets closer and closer, it suddenly stops right in front of him. The Pope climbs down, out of his vehicle, walks toward him, but without even looking at him, walks past toward a scruffy little dude nearby, sitting obliviously and leaning against a wall. The little guy is wearing nasty, dirty clothes and is obviously stinking drunk. The Pope, arms folded, stands silently over the drunk, who finally looks up. The Pope unfolds his arms, slowly leans down and whispers something to the drunk that nobody can hear. Then smiling stupidly, this drunk gets up and hobbles down the street as the Pope makes his way back to his Popemobile, to the roar of the nearby crowd. Our friend is momentarily confused, but then it dawns on him: Of course! The Pope doesn’t want to meet rich people; he wants to meet downtrodden, poor people! So he goes to “Plan-B” and runs after the drunk guy. When he catches up to him, he offers to swap clothes (and shoes!) with him. Of course, the man immediately agrees. So they go behind a couple of bushes and proceed with their transaction. While he’s momentarily overcome by the stench of his new clothes, he tells himself that sacrifices must be made to get a blessing of the Holy Father, and off he runs after the slowly moving Papal motorcade. He runs and runs, and finally catches up to the motorcade. He goes a little ways ahead, then stops and sits down just like the drunk guy did, to wait for the Popemobile to pass by. Sure enough, as it gets to him, it stops! He’s beyond excited as the Pope climbs down and walks straight over towards him. Just as before, with arms crossed and with a stern, pious expression, the Pope stands over him. After a few seconds, the Pope leans down in his face and quietly says,
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“I thought I just told you to get the fuck out of here.”
[Hat Tip: dhmosquito]
I have no idea whether this guy is a thug, or an angel, or a stone-cold killer. And I don't care. We have an inalienable right to talk shit about public officials, and they have to smile and say, "Thank you sir, may I have another." BATTERAM HYMN OF THE POLICE WHISTLE BLOWER I like that he didn't back down. That is to his credit.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 23, 2026 10:11 PM (eHVd+)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)
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Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 23, 2026 10:12 PM (EP7Sw)
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:12 PM (ZxPkt)
A tropical heat wave,
The temperature's rising,
It isn't surprising,
She certainly can can-can.
She started a heat wave
By letting her seat wave
In such a way that
The customers say that
She certainly can can-can.
Gee, her anatomy
Makes the mercury
Jump to ninety-three.
We're having a heat wave,
A tropical heat wave,
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 10:12 PM (c3NAj)
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Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2026 10:14 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 23, 2026 10:16 PM (7D3Aa)
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Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 23, 2026 10:18 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 10:18 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
6x6?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: the Abductors at March 23, 2026 10:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Adriane the Medieval War Machine Critic . . . at March 23, 2026 10:19 PM (3ZUWJ)
Just thought I'd toss that out there tonight.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 10:19 PM (CHHv1)
I have 'Far Side' and 'Calvin and Hobbes' books downstairs. I should reread those.
Oh, zerohedge has a great article. Gas stations in Australia are running out of some grades of gas. Too bad, so sad. NetZero will be cool for them though.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 4 at March 23, 2026 10:19 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 23, 2026 10:19 PM (mnRhB)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)
That'd be pretty hefty if it was inches.
...
Thats what she said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 10:12 PM (3ek7K)
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Posted by: Jeff Webb at March 23, 2026 10:20 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 10:20 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 10:19 PM (CHHv1)
Was she hot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Big enough that I was happy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 10:21 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
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Is the truth out there? US registers aliens.gov as Trump pledges UFO files release
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What does Trump know that we don't?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:22 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:22 PM (zZu0s)
"The Pope does a lot of travelling, and to alleviate the boredom of air flights he enjoys doing crossword puzzles. One time, he leaned over to me and asked 'What is a four letter word meaning "woman" that ends in "U-N-T"?
"I responded, 'Why, "AUNT" your Holiness."
"'Aha!' he said. Then asked, 'Do you have an eraser?'"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 10:22 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 23, 2026 10:23 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 10:23 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 10:12 PM (3ek7K)
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Posted by: Jeff Webb at March 23, 2026 10:20 PM (n9ltV)
When the Pickleball Safety Nazis force players to wear helmets, will Doof choose a girly bicycle helmet or a manly football helmet?
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 10:24 PM (5rh/l)
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Well, that's NOT good. I hope everyone is okay and it wasn't intentional, aka terrorism.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 10:24 PM (5rh/l)
Gothic plate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (zZu0s)
Afroman! The hero we need now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 23, 2026 10:23 PM (7D3Aa)
Deglaze with butter, shallots, a little white wine, then flame with brandy. That will make you smile.
Posted by: Jeff Webb at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 10:23 PM (CHHv1)
I rather have a hot one without the brain power to plot your death and get away with it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)
Hockey helmet complete with face protection!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 23, 2026 10:26 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 23, 2026 10:26 PM (YL1S6)
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 10:24 PM (5rh/l)
Gothic plate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (zZu0s)
Roundhead helmet.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 23, 2026 10:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 10:26 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 10:27 PM (Cqx++)
When the Pickleball Safety Nazis force players to wear helmets, will Doof choose a girly bicycle helmet or a manly football helmet?
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026
It’s their knees that get injured! They must do crazy stuff out there.
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 10:27 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (n7rxJ)
Alternatively, the hero weed nee now.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 10:28 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 23, 2026 10:28 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 10:28 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:29 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I wanna know more about the pound cake. It must have been good.
Posted by: Half-Baked Billy at March 23, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 10:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 10:30 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
"Midvale School for the Gifted" is the epitome of cartooning.
This is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2026 10:30 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (zZu0s)
Roundhead helmet.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 23, 2026 10:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Total body bubble wrap.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 10:28 PM (nWPIJ)
Imagine what a Tim Walz train would look like.
Swish!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 10:31 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:29 PM (V4IXI)
Sheesh. He had to pick something.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 10:32 PM (1Ff7Z)
Now try to imagine what a Kamala Harris train would look like.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 10:28 PM (nWPIJ)
They were featured on an ONT not long ago. Remember the videos of train crashes?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 23, 2026 10:32 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Dave Dog at March 23, 2026 10:33 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 10:34 PM (3ek7K)
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Bravo!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 10:34 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: lin-duh
Read that they know it was an accident.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 10:34 PM (MZJrA)
This is known.
Posted by: Tonypete
+++
When he was a kid, my son had the Midvale School for the Gifted cartoon on a t-shirt.
And he wore that shirt all the time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 23, 2026 10:34 PM (Lo97M)
I loved the 80s. Silly and fun and free!
Posted by: nurse ratched
40 years ago, she starred in a comedy/action movie with Jeff Goldblum*, Vibes! They were psychics on a treasure hunt. Stupid but I thought it was fun.
*Also starred Peter Falk and Julian Sands.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:29 PM (V4IXI)
Yeah. I had scrolled down the page just enough to see the graphic but not the caption. I couldn't figure what the hell the thing was looming over the edge of a cliff with a path going to the middle of it. My best guess was the thing is some type of whale. Why a path to it, I had no guess.
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 10:36 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 10:36 PM (NFX2v)
And he wore that shirt all the time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant
Heh. My wife bought a bunch of them for me, her brothers and two of our boys - all either IT guys or engineers.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2026 10:37 PM (cYBz/)
I have empathy for police though because I know I wouldn't be able to do the job. Corruption temptations wouldn't be the problem. It would be too many excessive force complaints.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:37 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:29 PM (V4IXI)
If it makes just ONE person happy...
Posted by: Jimmy Durante at March 23, 2026 10:37 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: David Peel and the Lower East Side at March 23, 2026 10:37 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Dave Dog at March 23, 2026 10:33 PM (oftw2)
We recently lost Uncle Floyd back in January. He carved out a nice little career for himself and was always gracious to his fans...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 23, 2026 10:39 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 10:24 PM (5rh/l)
Gothic plate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (zZu0s)
Roundhead helmet.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 23, 2026 10:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Total body bubble wrap.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)
Lime Helmet.
https://tinyurl.com/CatWithLimeHelmet
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 10:39 PM (SRRAx)
Lauper has a different type voice but she does have what they call perfect pitch.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:39 PM (V4IXI)
If she's that smart, I'd deserve it, and she'd make sure I enjoyed it. "Smart" covers a lot of ground.
I'd take "smart" over "sexy" still, because for me "smart" IS "sexy."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 10:40 PM (CHHv1)
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Everyone except the commies are getting on the
Trump Train.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 10:41 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 23, 2026 10:42 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
I'd go with wealthy because for me "wealthy" IS "sexy."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:42 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 10:40 PM (CHHv1)
Hillary Clinton was considered "Smart".
I'm just sayin'.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 10:42 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 10:24 PM (5rh/l)
Gothic plate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (zZu0s)
Roundhead helmet.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 23, 2026 10:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Total body bubble wrap.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)
Lime Helmet.
https://tinyurl.com/CatWithLimeHelmet
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 10:39 PM (SRRAx)
Japanese samurai vibes there to me. Anyone else, or should I go to bed before total madness strikes me?
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 10:42 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Pencil-Necked Geek at March 23, 2026 10:43 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 10:44 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 10:44 PM (A5RD0)
I have empathy for police though because I know I wouldn't be able to do the job. Corruption temptations wouldn't be the problem. It would be too many excessive force complaints.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Yeah, one too many run in's with those obnoxious sovereign citizen types or somebody who has watched too many Youtube lawyer vids, and I'd snap.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 23, 2026 10:44 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2026 10:45 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Gref
Gothic plate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Roundhead helmet.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Total body bubble wrap.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Lime Helmet.
https://tinyurl.com/CatWithLimeHelmet
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
It's called a "pickelhaube" for a reason, you know.
Posted by: mikeski points it out at March 23, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 10:45 PM (b/hR3)
This is known.
Posted by: Tonypete
+++
When he was a kid, my son had the Midvale School for the Gifted cartoon on a t-shirt.
And he wore that shirt all the time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 23, 2026 10:34 PM (Lo97M)
Imbeciles of America also made a great t-shirt...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 23, 2026 10:45 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 23, 2026 10:45 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 10:46 PM (b/hR3)
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Well, that's NOT good. I hope everyone is okay and it wasn't intentional, aka terrorism.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (VCgbV)
Well...shoot! Now I bet the price of gas definitely goes over $4 per gallon back east.....
I paid $6.25/gal at my local station yesterday.
To coin a phrase: 'welcome to the party, pal(s)'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 10:46 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 23, 2026 10:47 PM (YL1S6)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
I have an Uncle Floyd and Oogie tie-dye shirt. Big fan here.
Posted by: Mr. Grouch at March 23, 2026 10:47 PM (oftw2)
I give credit to cops who capture killers of their fellow cop/cops alive. And sometimes not a scratch on the perp..
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:48 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 10:48 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 10:49 PM (dIske)
Posted by: sal at March 23, 2026 10:49 PM (f+FmA)
That particular Far Side cartoon wasn't one of my favorites but you can't please everybody all the time.
I enjoyed the Afroman song and video. As you say, truth to power. Hope the truth comes out and justice is served.
Did anyone see the garbage spewed out by the mayor of Albany, NY? Nonsensical word salad.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 10:49 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 10:49 PM (b/hR3)
Now try to imagine what a Kamala Harris train would look like.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 10:28 PM (nWPIJ)
Where's that picture of the steam engine that went thru the side of the building and onto the street below...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 10:52 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 10:52 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 10:53 PM (b/hR3)
Paddle +Whiffle Ball = phiffle ball aka pickleball.
Then I learn that the 'inventor' of pickleball just named it after his dog. WTF?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:53 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Mr. Grouch at March 23, 2026 10:47 PM (oftw2)
Hey buddy!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 23, 2026 10:53 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Gref
Gothic plate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Roundhead helmet.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Total body bubble wrap.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Lime Helmet.
https://tinyurl.com/CatWithLimeHelmet
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
It's called a "pickelhaube" for a reason, you know.
Posted by: mikeski points it out at March 23, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)
Perfect!
https://tinyurl.com/HandmadePicklehaube
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 10:53 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2026 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 10:55 PM (Wnd0C)
Best hamburgers I've ever had were all at Bowling alleys. I'm still trying to figure out the common thread why.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:56 PM (V4IXI)
To coin a phrase: 'welcome to the party, pal(s)'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 10:46 PM (QGaXH)
I'm in Canada which is just as bad. We're racing you to the bottom. I'll trade you muslims for illegals though.
Parts here were $6 US a gallon. I had hrok do the math. Probably higher now.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 4 at March 23, 2026 10:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:53 PM (V4IXI)
It used to be called Paddle Tennis.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:53 PM (V4IXI)
Good thing I didn't invent it...
Posted by: Navin Johnson at March 23, 2026 10:58 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 10:48 PM (A5RD0)
Let's face it, gentlemen. We're definitely not rocket scientists....*
*my memory may be a little foggy but that was the gist of it as I recall.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 10:58 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z
Little different. As is platform tennis.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:58 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 11:00 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Gref
It's called a "pickelhaube" for a reason, you know.
Posted by: mikeski points it out at March 23, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)
Perfect!
https://tinyurl.com/HandmadePicklehaube
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 10:53 PM (SRRAx)
Trivia: Picklehaube were decorative headwear, not protective. I don't know which WW1 army first issued steel protective helmets. Probably the Germans.
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 11:00 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2026 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
_________________________
You are so right. I was in the back edge of nowhere one evening and stopped to get fuel. I asked the clerk who had the best food in the area for a quick meal. She sent me to this place called "Suburban Drive inn"...out in the middle of nothing. The owner does the cooking, and he had a smoker and grills set up behind the rather shabby looking place...served up some of the best burgers I've ever had, fresh cut fries...I watched him dice the potatoes. It shamed all the fast food joints...in quality, quanity and price. Plus a good conversation with the owner while he cooked. He was a funny guy. Telling bad jokes all the while.
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 11:01 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 11:02 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Fried in the oil they use on the lanes. Yumm!
Posted by: Gutter Bawl at March 23, 2026 11:02 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 11:00 PM (5rh/l)
French, I think.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2026 11:02 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Gref
They weren't for headfirst bayonet charges?
I am disappoint.
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)
The Larson cartoon is obviously a shot at Michael Landon.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 11:03 PM (lsrsS)
"Sir, why were you speeding?" the cop asks.
"Speeding? I'm on a donkey!" the old man replies.
"Then why were you hitting him so hard with that stick? Don't you know animals are our little brothers? Now go apologize to him!"
The old man walks up to the donkey, strokes its head, and whispers: "Forgive me for hitting you with the stick, my friend. I didn't know your brother was a cop."
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 23, 2026 11:03 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Poor Ginger.
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 11:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 11:03 PM (lsrsS)
He had huge ears not a huge nose.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 11:04 PM (V4IXI)
He had a framed Far Side cartoon in his office. Sign in the yard read "Beware of Doug." And Doug lurked behind a tree.
I have the entire Far Side collection. Also Bloom County and Calvin and Hobbes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 23, 2026 11:04 PM (0aYVJ)
CNN, MS Now and FoxNews are all Iran war.
CBC - Air Canada crash.
Dog was taken out and is now in.
The cat that snuck in is now out.
Good night all.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 4 at March 23, 2026 11:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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So, you were ringside to a catfight while she was drilling a hole in your tooth?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 11:05 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2026 11:06 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 11:02 PM (V4IXI)
__________________
My favorite is the one where it's seen through a gun scope. Two deer. One is grazing. The other is looking pleadingly at the hunter pointing at the deer next to him.
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 11:06 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 23, 2026 11:04 PM (0aYVJ)
Bloom County was the other great one.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 4 at March 23, 2026 11:07 PM (Sco7b)
I've been around here for a long time, starting about the time LGF went straight to hell, maybe a little before all the bans started.
I've seen so many come and go, now it's my turn. I don't know how much time I've got but I'm making a list to do things I passed up but feel the need to see. I'm hitting 71 in 2 weeks and you can bet the farm I'm putting my travelling shoes on before I can't any more.
Ya'll have been the wittiest group of morons I've ever had the pleasure of reading. I'll be lurking as it's what I do best.
Laters
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 23, 2026 11:07 PM (Q/FnY)
I have the entire Calvin and Hobbes collection also.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 11:07 PM (V4IXI)
Irish hip-hop group Kneecap in Cuba as part of the "Nuestra América" convoy which delivered 20 tons of humanitarian aid to the island. The Belfast-based trio—Mo Chara, Móglaí Bap, and DJ Próvaí—used their trip to highlight both the impact of the U.S. embargo on Cuba and to declare solidarity with Palestine.
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Kneecap joined the convoy to deliver aid, protesting what they termed the "strangling" of Cuba by U.S. sanctions.
During a concert in Havana, the group led crowds in chants of "Free, Free Palestine" and denounced Israeli officials, linking the struggle against imperialism in Cuba to Palestine. (Small part shown on Fox News today)
Btw 5 Star hotels are doing a brisk business with US travelers.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 11:08 PM (NFX2v)
Does it really help if she plots your death and *doesn't* get away with it?
Posted by: zombie Eric Richins at March 23, 2026 11:08 PM (D0HYP)
Not thinking about it being Monday, I started reading and wondered whose was the late-posted content (first clue)?
Started with food and drink. Standard stuff. Girls Just Want To Have Fun hidden click? Nothing surprising there.
Trains and that tired old toilet paper trope. Generic ONT material.
Then a poke at the Pope, a Monty Python meme repeat, a cruel jab at the disabled, and even a lame Far Side pic. (Not one of his best and I don't get it, as others said.)
By which time it was clearly CBD's work. B+ for effort, I guess, but leave the attempts at humor to WeirdDave, Dildo boy.
The one thing you can say for CBD, he has a remarkably magnanimous sense of forgiveness for those who criticize him, seriously, or in jest.
🫨
Posted by: mindful webworker must be grumpy tonight at March 23, 2026 11:10 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 11:11 PM (3ek7K)
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Oh, no! I'm so very sorry! Prostate cancer w/bone mets is what took my dad.
Definitely work that bucket list right away!
I will pray for you and all your family. What awful news...
Posted by: JQ at March 23, 2026 11:11 PM (rdVOm)
It's the spirit of the Horde to fight. 🙏
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 11:11 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: mindful webworker - post in haste, repent at leisure at March 23, 2026 11:12 PM (jrd4M)
Truly sorry to hear this. I hope you get through your bucket list.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 11:12 PM (V4IXI)
Because it's a sanctuary city where aliens can commit crimes with impunity?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 11:13 PM (C0Nlv)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen"
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Sorry to hear that. You're my age. Much to young.
I hope you get to do a lot of your list. God bless.
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2026 11:15 PM (hivT2)
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Prayers. Cancer sux.
(And yeah, the LGF days were a hoot, huh? I was anon, then anon a mouse)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 11:15 PM (XuXeR)
So sorry to hear this. Definitely start on that Bucket List and go until you can't go any longer. You will be in my family's prayers 💔🙏
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 11:16 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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because somebody's grandma worked there, and she made sure everybody got a good burger
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 11:16 PM (ZxPkt)
Flopped in a chair in the background was stuffed Hobbes.
Mind you, this was not Watterson's work. But as a Dad of boys, it hit me hard. We got pressure from the skools regarding our sons. Hyperactive and possibly autistic. Both are good men now, because we refused to knuckle under to the fucksticks in the bureaucracy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 23, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)
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Very saddened by this news. I hope you will keep commenting .
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 11:18 PM (MZJrA)
The explosion originated within the refinery complex located on the Texas Gulf Coast, approximately 90 miles east of Houston. Eyewitnesses reported a "deafening boom" followed by visible flames shooting from the facility.
• Preliminary Cause: Jefferson County Sheriff Zena Stephens indicated that the blast was likely caused by an industrial heater unit.
• Casualties: In a significant relief to the community, Valero Public Affairs Manager Carol Hebert confirmed that all personnel have been accounted for, and no injuries have been reported so far.
• Operational Impact: The Port Arthur facility is one of the largest in the U.S., processing roughly 435,000 barrels of crude oil per day.
It is currently unclear how much of the refinery’s production capacity will be offline during the investigation and repairs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 11:19 PM (c3NAj)
What a relief effort. At 650 + participants, that's not a lot...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 11:19 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 11:20 PM (CHHv1)
I loved the 80s. Silly and fun and free!
Posted by: nurse ratched
My favorite from that album is All Through The Night:
https://youtu.be/ZONKoKIQ9RY
I like how she seems to sing about 10% beyond her ability, even though she's not..... like that voice-cracking thing she does around 1:30-1:40 in ATtN.
There's a goth-ish band called Tapping The Vein, whose singer, Heather Thompson, does the same thing.
https://youtu.be/yWhNfr299So
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 11:21 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 11:22 PM (XuXeR)
Prayers, brother.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 23, 2026 11:23 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 23, 2026 11:04 PM (0aYVJ)
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*fistbump*
Further confirmation that I have truly found my tribe among these gray boxes.....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 23, 2026 11:24 PM (qVGoX)
Posted by: The Aliens at March 23, 2026 11:24 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 23, 2026 11:25 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 11:25 PM (c3NAj)
Yum!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 11:26 PM (2WIwB)
~best farside
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 11:26 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:39 PM (V4IXI)
... and a four octave vocal range as well.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 23, 2026 11:26 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
#1 son stuck in remedial classes in 3rd grade as he wouldn't do his homework. #5 son flunked out of HS math after scoring 100 on his placement exam. They both were miserable in school.
Now: #1 - MBA in Finance and retired at 41 - travels the world for fun with the fam. #5 went to Nuke school for the Navy and now works as the only non degreed employee at a hypersonic test lab doing projects his old man can't begin to comprehend.
They overcame their early schooling.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2026 11:27 PM (cYBz/)
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Well, that's NOT good. I hope everyone is okay and it wasn't intentional, aka terrorism.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 23, 2026 10:25 PM (VCgbV)
Well...shoot! Now I bet the price of gas definitely goes over $4 per gallon back east.....
I paid $6.25/gal at my local station yesterday.
To coin a phrase: 'welcome to the party, pal(s)'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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If the IRGC is stupid they will claim they did it....
They will claim they did it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 23, 2026 11:28 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 11:28 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 23, 2026 11:29 PM (qVGoX)
What a great comedic troop.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 11:31 PM (NFX2v)
Do what you can, with what you've got, for as long as you can ...
***tip cap***
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 23, 2026 11:32 PM (3sXRv)
https://tinyurl.com/5374h3rm
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 11:33 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 23, 2026 11:36 PM (qVGoX)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 11:38 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 11:39 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: nerdygirl
In my one traffic light hometown one of the local bars had an old school butcher shop next door... menu had regular burgers (1/2 lb) and double burgers (1 lb patty). Every now and then they'd go through to the butcher shop and get another tray of fresh ground. This was before the silly pig out contests.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 23, 2026 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
It is.
But you can't look across the room and say, "damn, she is smoking smart."
Unless you're at a particle-physics conference or something.
Posted by: mikeski thinks on it at March 23, 2026 11:41 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Boss Moss
If it were it would be known as "El proyecto graniza de Nuestra Señora
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 11:41 PM (rbvCR)
Almost 71, y'say? Psalm 90:10 KJV has been on my mind a lot since old man health problems hit me at age 71 a few years ago:
The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.
But then there's Genesis 6:3
And the Lord said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
But in context I guess that may be just for the "giants in the earth in those days."
Posted by: mindful webworker is still chugging along at March 23, 2026 11:44 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 23, 2026 11:48 PM (fE6HJ)
Calvin & Hobbes, Far Side, Bloom County collections have been mentioned. I also have Pogo, Li'l Abner, and (IIRC) Dick Tracy. I think it was Fantagraphics responsible for some of those. Oh, yes, a great prize: Little Nemo. Treasures I hope at least my kids will enjoy when they get unburied.
Posted by: mindful webworker clinging to the present hoping for a future at March 23, 2026 11:51 PM (jrd4M)
The comics, that is; the kids aren't buried. 🙄
Posted by: mindful webworker has run out of words for now at March 23, 2026 11:52 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 11:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Stateless
Four litres in canadian dollars divided by 1.06 equals the cost of a US gallon in canadian dollars. Multiply that by the exchange rate 0.727 (today one canadian dollar will get you 72.7 US cents) will get you the price of a gallon of gas in USdollars in Canada. Example gas at C$1.59/litre: ((4x1.59)/1.06)x0.727=US$4.362. per gallon.
Will this much math get me banhammered??
Posted by: From about That Time at March 23, 2026 11:53 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: From about That Time
No, math is only a taunting offense.
.....
NERD!
Posted by: mikeski, professional nerd at March 23, 2026 11:56 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mindful webworker
How long have the kids been buried?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 11:57 PM (MZJrA)
How long have the kids been buried?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
#187 thanks for the clarification!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 11:58 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 11:59 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 12:00 AM (sl73Y)
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*cough*
'Emesis bag', or familiarly 'Emmy bag'. I wish that I did not know this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2026 12:02 AM (XeU6L)
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Bullet proof Scenic Busses for ghetto tours?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 12:05 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Braenyard
If you want more of something subsidize it.
If you want less of something, tax it.
Let's increase tourism by taxing it.
* nose-breaking facepalm *
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 12:07 AM (VHUov)
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Bullet proof Scenic Busses for ghetto tours?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 12:05 AM (c3NAj)
19% hotel tax? Oh yeah thats gonna help tourism. Leftists are dumber than pond scum.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 12:08 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 12:08 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 12:09 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: From about That Time
Probably barrel bound now!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 12:10 AM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 12:10 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: From about That Time
Then you forgot an opening one, too, because I see three of each.....
Posted by: mikeski cleans his glasses at March 24, 2026 12:11 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 24, 2026 12:14 AM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 12:10 AM (bss/y)
Return the unused canister to get your deposit back.
If you bring back an empty canister, you probably have bigger problems.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 12:18 AM (wLsnt)
My AR 9 mm carbine, not so fun. It keeps spitting out the ten-round magazines. Never did that with the 30's. so I suspect some devilry in the mag catch slots. But I have gotten the Gaialoop red dot dialed in pretty close; hit one of the hanging spoons right off the bat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 12:28 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)
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Australia is a failed country full of thoughtless politicians. Japan has 80 days of oil and gas reserves. Prices remain the same or lowered.
On second thought, they sold themselves to China and have been cut loose.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 12:28 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
Space heaters are carried by space gunsels.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 12:30 AM (8zz6B)
203580101779493372
Sharia Finance: The Transformation of Global Banking Of course ...
JPMorgan Chase is installing foot washing stations inside bathrooms at its Rockefeller Center office in Rockefeller Center.
The source stated that the installations are intended to accommodate Muslim employees who wash their feet before prayer, a practice associated with daily...Ah La
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 12:33 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 12:34 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That's where the piss would be coming from.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 12:34 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2026 12:34 AM (wvc0i)
Posted by: JQ at March
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Prolly so. Saw your knife switch this morning.
Clean.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 12:36 AM (c3NAj)
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Australia is a failed country full of thoughtless politicians. Japan has 80 days of oil and gas reserves. Prices remain the same or lowered.
On second thought, they sold themselves to China and have been cut loose.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 12:28 AM (c3NAj)
Maybe Australia should, oh I don't know....help us out in the strait??!!
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 12:37 AM (mFhj8)
Clean.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Clean and simple. And cheap! No key required and I can tell which position it's in at a glance. Very handy, especially when the first line of repair instruction states:
"Disconnect the negative battery cable..."
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
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Australia is a failed country full of thoughtless politicians. Japan has 80 days of oil and gas reserves. Prices remain the same or lowered.
On second thought, they sold themselves to China and have been cut loose.
Posted by: Braenyard
++++
Road Warrier started from a short disruption in world oil markets. Their politicians freaked out and blew everything up.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 12:40 AM (/lPRQ)
I had my final chemo today. I'm tired.
I throw myself on the mercy of the ONT horde. I'm doomed.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 12:41 AM (sl73Y)
Laters
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 23, 2026 11:07 PM (Q/FnY)
Im so sorry. F cancer. You will be in my prayers.
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2026 12:41 AM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Archer
What is they are just going to Mother's for pizza and beer?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 12:43 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: raimondo at March 24, 2026 12:44 AM (VHswP)
Ya'll have been the wittiest group of morons I've ever had the pleasure of reading. I'll be lurking as it's what I do best.
Laters
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 23, 2026 11:07 PM (Q/FnY)
Well, crap, Gmac, that is bad news. If I were in your shoes, I'd be taking Ivermectin, and that doggie pill that folks have been recommending. If you think your travels might take you to Alberta, there is a spare room at Peon Manor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 12:44 AM (8zz6B)
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Australia is a failed country full of thoughtless politicians. Japan has 80 days of oil and gas reserves. Prices remain the same or lowered.
On second thought, they sold themselves to China and have been cut loose.
Posted by: Braenyard
Australia will be fine.
youtu.be/X6ecXy3S9Dw
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 12:46 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: raimondo
We're happy to see you crawling to the polls. Democracy!
It's the extra 50 ballots you're crawling with that piss us off.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 12:46 AM (VHUov)
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Stayed in West Yellowstone some years ago on a trip to Yellowstone, may even have had a drink at this bar.
Travel is one thing I have never regretted spending money on, memories are priceless.
Posted by: Decaf at March 24, 2026 12:47 AM (OP9Gm)
doubted.
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Ah but are you a folder or a scruncher of paper? Personally, I fold.
Posted by: Decaf at March 24, 2026 12:49 AM (OP9Gm)
As I was putting her in her sleep sack thing (arms free always since birth), she made a machine gun sound & smiled. We are unsure what this means, but I think she was thanking us for being her slaves all day.
At the age where she throws toys and waits to see who will pick it up for her. Fake coughs. Rolls everywhere & almost crawling.
She also does a forehead to forehead sign of affection like the Coneheads on SNL. We're pretty crazy about all three of them, but THIS girl was God's great surprise of 2025 and wins all the baby prizes of the universe.
Since they are born I always light the gas fireplace next to where they have their bottles as they burp. They all mind meld it to come on and of course I do this for them. She cracks us up staring at the fireplace when it's not on and has figured out there is a remote.
If all babies were as easy as she is we'd over take islam in 20yrs as people would want ten. Puts herself to sleep having chats and chuckles. Wakes with a big smile when she sees you. She's our boss, & we are thankful she's here.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 12:49 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: raimondo at March 24, 2026 12:52 AM (VHswP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2026 12:53 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2026 12:53 AM (ceJ0R)
Cheers
Posted by: Tim William McFall at March 24, 2026 12:55 AM (OXWQ1)
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Gas Fired
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 12:55 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2026 12:53 AM (CHHv1)
Thank you...I know and don't take it for granted. Thankful every night for these grands who live 10min from us.
The love is mutual and maybe they will visit me and pluck my chin hairs when I am totally out of it...I hope not too soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 12:56 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 12:57 AM (8zz6B)
Blessings for you from this day onward.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 12:57 AM (WONhk)
*IRAN LAUNCHES NEW WAVE OF MISSILES TOWARD ISRAEL: IRIB
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This isn't the way to come to the table for peace negotiations. They need more 'softening up'.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 12:58 AM (c3NAj)
This is because of brothers and sons (and my husband). I have my reasons and hang it the way I prefer, which is not flopping down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 01:01 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 01:01 AM (WONhk)
Cats have been known to enjoy spinning paper off the roll, too, although I have never had that happen in my house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 01:03 AM (8zz6B)
This is because of brothers and sons (and my husband). I have my reasons and hang it the way I prefer, which is not flopping down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
That's new. The argument for "roll back" instead of "roll forward" is usually "I own a cat, and he'll paw the whole roll onto the floor."
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 01:05 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 01:05 AM (VHUov)
If you have a cat, then the toilet paper goes on the other way so that the cat won't unravel it. Of course, the cat may figure out why you put the toilet paper on backwards and decide to unravel the tp anyway...
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 24, 2026 01:06 AM (tT6GE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That's where the piss would be coming from.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 12:34 AM (sAmhv)
You got a point there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 01:08 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: raimondo at March 24, 2026 01:09 AM (VHswP)
We have the Russian ship docking at the ISS in the morning.
Then in the late afternoon we have a SpaceX launch.
Roscosmos - Progress MS-33
Rendezvous & Docking - Space Affairs Live
Date: March 24, 2026
Coverage Starts: 8:40 A.M. EDT
https://youtu.be/sbv-ZMxjsxM
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-17
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 24, 2026 PDT
Launch Time: 4:03 p.m. PDT (2303 UTC (March 25, 00:03 CET)
https://youtu.be/ynflw-treNE
Posted by: Joyenz at March 24, 2026 01:09 AM (2F0/Y)
This is because of brothers and sons (and my husband). I have my reasons and hang it the way I prefer, which is not flopping down.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Traditional home maker paper hanger.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:11 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 01:03 AM (8zz6B)
My friend's cat came walking out one day with the roll in his mouth like a frigging dog.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 01:12 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 01:13 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 01:19 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2026 01:21 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 01:03 AM (8zz6B)
We have a couple who like to do it, no matter what way we put the roll. We have found a non-stop trail going from the holder, into the hallway and into one of the bedrooms. We still do not know who has the loo roll fascination.
Posted by: Joyenz at March 24, 2026 01:21 AM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 01:21 AM (snZF9)
I'm so sorry. Sending prayers and hugs your way.
Posted by: Joyenz at March 24, 2026 01:24 AM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:11 AM (c3NAj)
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In my mind there are microscopic droplets (and sometimes possibly not microscopic when our sons were 4 and 2yrs old and racing each other) on the tp hanging the wrong way. Plus if someone does not close the lid to flush. And I don't want to get into other stuff right now before bed.
Therefore, as a lady, with the tiny bit of exposed tp the way I hang the roll, I fold that over and there you have it. Much better. I made all of this up and will remain unchanged.
When flying in a plane and flushing, always close the toilet lid, hold your breath, flush, grab a paper towel to open the loo door and get out as fast as you possibly can.
I still think it is weird that people wanted to be in the mile high club in there as ick. No thanks!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 01:25 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
"In the next 6 months, we could see new governments in Iran, Venezuela, and Cuba.
If we end up with governments in those countries that want to be friends with America, that’d be the biggest geopolitical shift since the fall of the Berlin Wall."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:28 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 01:25 AM (WONhk)
I did the safer way, drove up to the top of Mt washington. Its over a mile up. It was foggy at the top. Gave a whole new meaning to happy camper. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 01:28 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:30 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
I'm just doing water. I'll run it along the corner where the walls meet the ceiling. Connections are fast. They use the same damn clamps harley used from the factory on their oil lines for probably 40 years, so I already got the crimp tool.
Plumbing too, huh? Damn, too bad you didn't live out here, I would teach you how to work on harleys. You would probably be good at it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 01:33 AM (snZF9)
I'm just setting up a borrowed laptop to my taste, since my old one pooped out, and this will likely be an extended loan so I can save up for a really nice one. I have discovered that I am very shallow, and my first four downloads were Brave, Enhancer For YouTube (browser extension), ClipGrab, and VLC Media Player, mostly so I can watch and keep music videos in the style to which I have become accustomed.
I hope you have something better to do with your time than that.
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 01:37 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:30 AM (c3NAj)
I'll probably go along the ceiling in the corner. Too much shit in the way on the floor. Baseboards, etc. Oh its a junker alright. He needs a hot water heater, its leaking, so right now its cold water only there, and the old plumbing will never survive a swap. He barely has working heat, there's none in the room where the hot water heater is so it froze up this winter. I'm telling you, Class A retard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 01:37 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2026 01:39 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 01:25 AM (WONhk)
I did the safer way, drove up to the top of Mt washington. Its over a mile up. It was foggy at the top. Gave a whole new meaning to happy camper. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 01:28 AM (snZF9)
In my area, Big Bear Lake. +7000 ft elevation and nice condo's and motels so you can be like civilized morons. (smile!) Just a 2 hour drive from most anywhere in Los Angeles and Orange counties. Three hours with traffic.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 01:40 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:42 AM (c3NAj)
GMAC - hope you make the most of every day and that they are many more than the prognosis predicts.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 01:43 AM (QGaXH)
Dude has been enabled in his stoopidity and freeloading lifestyle for so long, he is not competent to run his own life. (IMO)
So-- now that he's in a safe place, with plenty of professional help-- I'm backing off completely. Took all the paperwork down to the shelter admin office today & explained... He needs to *totally immerse* into this New Life (which he claimed to desire, upon arrival here) and all that previous enabling, did him no favors.
Admin agrees and understands. I was commended for doing so much in just 2 weeks AND for "setting boundaries". Yeah. Yay me, I guess.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)
*Chivas for you!*
Cheers!
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)
After all that, and you didn't do anything to him that put you in jail. That is commendable.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 01:50 AM (S/Y4j)
You're helping to keep a roof over his head and that's always welcome.
You're a good man for such a cantankerous bastard.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 01:50 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 01:52 AM (rdVOm)
They will soon be transferred to the Spanish mainland and many of them will then continue to France, the UK, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany and Sweden
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Italy, what about Italy, they've got plenty of room?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 01:56 AM (c3NAj)
Because it's a sanctuary city where aliens can commit crimes with impunity?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 11:13 PM (C0Nlv)
Oh! I just got that! Serves me right for skimming.
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 01:57 AM (Sy6m/)
My hubs was a very handy guy, he was not a craftsman by any means, but he could fix a lot of stuff. It used to be kind of fun just hanging around while he was working on something, I could at least identify the tools and hand him the correct one upon request, so at least I wasn't totally useless.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2026 01:59 AM (0nHVk)
Because it's a sanctuary city where aliens can commit crimes with impunity?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 11:13 PM (C0Nlv)
Oh! I just got that! Serves me right for skimming.
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 01:57 AM (Sy6m/)
Isn't that why the Men in Black are based there?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2026 02:00 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Debby
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See? You learned even without trying! Haha, that's how it starts. Next thing ya know, you're able to fix it without having to ask someone else...
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)
"We're deploying short-range air defence systems to Bahrain at speed," PM Starmer told a parliamentary committee, adding that Britain was "doing the same with Kuwait and Saudi Arabia".
The UK is working with industry to "distribute air defense missiles to Gulf partners" and has embedded airspace specialists there, Starmer said.
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Hope they don't have Lucas trigger systems.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 02:06 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2026 01:39 AM (0nHVk)
Well my years doing kitchens and baths was all encompassing. We worked with great plumbers and electricians, so I learned all that from them in first year or so, and you pickup other stuff. I had uncles in the home contractor business, my father knew it, and little by little you end up learning all of it. I could build a house from scratch. Everything but the foundation. Give me that and I'm good to go. My specialty was interior. Doors, windows, fancy moldings, custom wood work, floors, marble, tile, fireplace mantles with all the fancy shit, etc. There were breaks because of music, but I did it for long enough to learn it all. Pretty much like anybody who did it long enough.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 02:07 AM (snZF9)
See? You learned even without trying! Haha, that's how it starts. Next thing ya know, you're able to fix it without having to ask someone else...
Posted by: JQ
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It's always good to have a familiar to help keep things on line.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 02:08 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 01:52 AM (rdVOm)
I think you would be pretty good at it. Its knowing the tricks, but you need the right instincts, and not take shortcuts. From all the car stuff you do you probably have most of the good habits.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 02:10 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby
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See? You learned even without trying! Haha, that's how it starts. Next thing ya know, you're able to fix it without having to ask someone else...
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)
Knowing the tools and what they do is the start.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 02:11 AM (snZF9)
Only YOU can prevent Trump's third term, by supporting the SAVE Act!
Posted by: SciVo at March 24, 2026 02:13 AM (Sy6m/)
"They [Iran] want, very much, to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal, too. We're going to get together today. [...] If it goes well, we're going to end up with settling this. Otherwise, we'll just keep bombing our little hearts out."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 02:14 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Braenyard
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"Donald Trump, don't trust Iran! Iran is asshoe!"
Posted by: What we're all thinking... at March 24, 2026 02:18 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: What we're all thinking... at March 24, 2026 02:18 AM (rdVOm)
Yeah, no shit. There is no dealing with fanatics, just eradication.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 02:19 AM (snZF9)
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They must be nearly wiped out, or they wouldn't want to buy time with some fake cease-fire or "negotiations".
C'mon, PDJT-- bust their balls. Finish them!
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2026 02:23 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 02:26 AM (snZF9)
Goes something like this.
Paperboy 4 years
lawn mower 1 summer
soda jerk 3 months
ice cream maker 4 months
sausage maker 3 days
plastic plate maker 2 months
NAPA night time store runner 1 month
receiver at a department store 18 months
Then I joined the Army 4 years 1 week.
Posted by: Reforger at March 24, 2026 02:27 AM (xrmkX)
I have jar opener tools, and asked the pharmacy to *not* put child-proof caps on my meds. Maybe not a great idea for you, if you have little ones that visit.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)
I do not believe for a minute that Donald Trump trusts Iran, he is quite familiar with its former business partners.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2026 02:29 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2026 02:23 AM (0nHVk)
Start working with hand tools. You would crush those bottles like a tin can. Mrs B had an uncle who was a pain in the ass. When he would shake your hand he would squeeze really hard. It didn't bother me, but I used to be able to crush game controllers if I got pissed, my hand strength from years of tools was bordering on freakish. One day her uncle went to shake my hand, after years of me putting up with his stunt and I felt him squeezing and I said fuuuck it, and I clamped down, and I saw his knees buckle. He never did it again after that, he got the message. I will crush your bones. Seriously though, they have these little gadgets to build hand strength that work good. You should look into it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 02:32 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 02:35 AM (1o8D5)
I have jar opener tools, and asked the pharmacy to *not* put child-proof caps on my meds. Maybe not a great idea for you, if you have little ones that visit.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)
I'm kind of surprised since you work with a lot of tools. Although, if you slacked off for a few years I can see losing some of it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 02:38 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 24, 2026 02:39 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 02:40 AM (1o8D5)
Fence installer/horse corral builder. 4 months. This job also got me experience with Bobcats.
Blown Film Coextrusion Mold Operator. 3 months.
Prep Chef at the Mustang Ranch 3 months.
Then came an era where I was a maintnence guy at a huge warehousing facility for a year and a half. Here I learned a lot. I ran a forklift racket where just starting it cost 5 bucks. 5 bucks a pallet after that. I helped a screen printing plant make it through an election season. Sometimes intentionally badly.
Posted by: Reforger at March 24, 2026 02:41 AM (xrmkX)
I know nothing about any of this. I just parrot words. I'm artisanally intelligent.
https://youtu.be/rgk1I-cVv7U
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker is really late for bed at March 24, 2026 02:43 AM (jrd4M)
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 02:43 AM (VHUov)
I was " " "diagnosed" " " by the factory
Whatever. It got better when I spent more time running the packaging machine than Working The Line.
I still get cramps and tingles from elbows on down, if doing something that requires hard gripping for very long. About 1/2 hour is max, doing any one thing.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 02:46 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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Hickok 45 did a thing on grip strength, recently on the gun thread. Those gadgets, he carries them in his pockets, has a pair in his vehicle and a pair when he's watching TV; never without them.
Big time advocate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 02:46 AM (c3NAj)
Have wrist braces that I used to wear at night, to keep from waking up at odd hours with that weird mix of pain & numbness that would plague me.
Should've got the surgery while I had decent medical coverage.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)
I was " " "diagnosed" " " by the factory quack nurse as having *tendonitis, due to smoking* but it really was carpal tunnel, due to repetitive motion. Never had the corrective surgery.
Whatever. It got better when I spent more time running the packaging machine than Working The Line.
I still get cramps and tingles from elbows on down, if doing something that requires hard gripping for very long. About 1/2 hour is max, doing any one thing.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 02:46 AM (rdVOm)
I get that too. Sometimes if my posture is wrong and my wrist is bent too much my hand goes numb when playing the guitar, and it feels twice the size, and then it just goes to shit. Its a little worrying. Sometimes its in the shoulder, sometimes the elbow. Its probably from me sitting most of the time with it when the vast amount of my life was spent standing with a strap. If I grab a classical guitar my shoulder starts singing because its a deep body and my arm is not where it normally is with an electric. But yeah I definitely have some small degree of carpal tunnel probably.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 02:56 AM (snZF9)
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Everything old is new again.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 02:58 AM (c3NAj)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 01:25 AM (WONhk)
I did the safer way, drove up to the top of Mt washington. Its over a mile up. It was foggy at the top. Gave a whole new meaning to happy camper. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 01:28 AM (snZF9)
In my area, Big Bear Lake. +7000 ft elevation and nice condo's and motels so you can be like civilized morons. (smile!) Just a 2 hour drive from most anywhere in Los Angeles and Orange counties. Three hours with traffic.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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My house (and therefore my bedroom,nudge,nudge,winkwink) is at 6030', according to the USGS maps.
So I don't have to figure out if that time with a blanket at 2AM on a transcontinental redeye counts...
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 02:58 AM (8snZr)
Posted by: Reforger at March 24, 2026 03:00 AM (xrmkX)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 03:01 AM (8snZr)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 03:04 AM (c3NAj)
UGH.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 03:05 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Reforger at March 24, 2026 03:00 AM (xrmkX)
Very possible, because they are a bit hammered. I can't sleep on my right side. It lasts a few minutes and my shoulder goes nuts. there are time where the left one like to have its turn. I don't have any range of motion issues, but the shoulders aren't great. I think that might have happened from years of swinging a hammer, mostly up high like when nailing sheetrock to a ceiling before screw guns became popular.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 03:06 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yes! Godsent!
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Reforger at March 24, 2026 03:09 AM (xrmkX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 03:11 AM (snZF9)
I beat myself to death trying to provive all these years and...
Posted by: Reforger at March 24, 2026 03:12 AM (xrmkX)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 03:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2026 03:18 AM (rdVOm)
I beat myself to death trying to provive all these years and...
Posted by: Reforger at March 24, 2026 03:12 AM (xrmkX)
I always watched my hands like a hawk because of guitar. Never really considered the shoulders though. My shoulders start to hurt when assembling the crank on a harley engine. You have to install a big timken bearing on the one shaft, and it has to go down about 3 inches, and its a press fit, but you can't use a press, so the tool threads on the end of the shaft and then you need a 1/2 drive ratchet to turn a big socket on the tool that pulls the bearing down. Its a shit load of turns and its a press fit. The jig to hold the flywheels steady is in a vice, and by the time the flywheels are standing up in it the ratchet ends up above your shoulders. By the time I'm done I feel it in the shoulder. Sometimes I'll stand on a small step stool.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 03:19 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 03:33 AM (c3NAj)
At wellll over 29, I've wound up.taking over an hour and a rube-goldberg level power tool kludge to accomplish a task that would have taken 10 minutes and a pair of pump pliers.20.years ago.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 03:35 AM (8snZr)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 03:52 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2026 04:31 AM (+YA9H)
Monday Cafe
If only this were real. Forensics search border collie activates the super-sniffer. TSA dog's retirement day. Flashdance (turtle version). Minding junior. Seal grabs a nap. Horror movie jump scare. Einstein puppy. Cats in odd positions. Kitten twiddles its masters thumb. Standing room only. Reportedly, seven dogs were stolen from their owners but escaped and made the ten mile journey back home.
Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 23, 2026
They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️ pic.twitter.com/H5VB9BQkGB
A group of seven dogs bravely returned home to their owners in a near-ten-mile trek after being stolen, Dextero reports. A viral video shows the pack, which includes Golden Retrievers, German Shepherds and Corgis, walking along the Changchun Highway in the province of Changchun, Jilin in China. According to South China Morning Post, the video has been viewed more than 230 million times, and shows the dogs fleeing along the busy road. The pets were allegedly stolen by thieves working at a dog meat shop. On March 16, a witness, named Lu, recorded the pack and tried to lead them to safety, but was ignored. The dogs, including one who had an injured leg, were shown following a Corgi, who occasionally looked back to ensure that no one went astray. "They resemble a band of little brothers in distress, moving in unison -- nothing like stray dogs," Lu told Dahe Daily.Sounds cute, but in addition to AI slop, one kind of fake story I see on Twitter is where they take real video but just completely invent a fake but poignant narrative to go along with it. Like a video will say "He saved this baby turtle, and later, it saved his life," and then they just assemble bits and pieces of different videos about different turtles culminating with the turtle calling 911. And they don't show the turtle dialing 911. They just tell you this happened. Do I believe this viral story from a foreign outlet I've never heard of? Let's just say that around the holidays I allow myself to entertain the possibility of Santa.
Just helping.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/QPhddvNkxc
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 23, 2026
Puppies having fun together.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/Qx5TvpRbOJ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 23, 2026
Family walk.. 🐘 pic.twitter.com/VB4bRV7Llt
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 22, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 07:31 PM (ESVrU)
Wondered how you could even roll around in it.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2026 07:33 PM (zYpTz)
yeah it's super dubious
the story is they were stolen for meat! and somehow got out of the truck?!?!
so that part is believable, as it's China
the rest I dunno
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 07:34 PM (j+aD2)
"B is for bats!"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)
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Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)
that's what the roofies are for
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 07:37 PM (PFs9e)
Now, this is the person who was responsible and bragged about throwing protesting student off buildings. If (big if) this is true, and there is such a plan, he will be an Iranian version of Saddam Hussein. Why can we not learn no to make deals with these savages. It does not matter how great the plan is , it will all go to shit and they cannot be trusted, even if they sell out their friends to gain our trust.
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)
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Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 07:39 PM (SRRAx)
Y is the start of an infinite number of questions starting with Y don't we ever get any Yaks up in here.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:39 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 07:39 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Skip
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Much garbage. After surveying the usual channels and sites I use for current events, I came away less certain of what is happening than before I began...but there is certainty here - stay away from the dreadlocked Golberg - no, wait, I bet that's a wig.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 07:39 PM (Qa1ZC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 07:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 07:40 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Maybe the color saturation is a bit enhanced, but glacial meltwater does turn that color.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 07:41 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 07:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
AI turned the water off?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 07:42 PM (Qa1ZC)
I would not believe it. The propaganda media are running Iranian ops against us. They are running lies straight from the Iranian occupational government to demoralize us and leave them in power. The "American" media know this, but they run the claims anyway because both Iran and the media want to defeat Trump (and America).
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 23, 2026 07:42 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 07:36 PM (b/hR3)
Is there an official iCE airport death count yet or haven't they been deployed yet?
In pet news, my 14 year old dog Ralphy is healing nicely. Four days in and I'm still carrying him up and down stairs but I think that's ticking him off. He just bounded up the five carpetted steps upstairs.
I'm still carrying him for awhile. The vet gave him 2 weeks of pills and I want Ralphy to rest his leg and shoulder as much as possible.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 07:42 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:39 PM
They might get up to yakkety sax, and Ace runs a family friendly Cafe around here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 23, 2026 07:43 PM (1wjle)
I am prepared to be amazed. By what I have no idea.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 07:44 PM (Qa1ZC)
@agusantonetti
·
Mar 22
Translated from Spanish
Even in the best episode of South Park, you couldn't have made up what the VIP flotilla is doing in Cuba.
They're doing a poverty safari (the real kind), cruising around in the regime's trucks through the streets of Havana taking photos of "poor people."
It's brutal.
Posted by: 13times at March 23, 2026 07:44 PM (WYjo5)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:39
Yak Lives Matter.
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2026 07:44 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: banana Dream - be better at March 23, 2026 07:45 PM (S/6Ju)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 07:45 PM (u73oe)
Ask them to dance a little.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 07:45 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)
And not without help.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2026 07:45 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2026 07:45 PM (/QdgR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 07:38 PM (viF8m)
Isn’t that every day?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 07:46 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: A.S. Yakolev at March 23, 2026 07:46 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:39
Yak Lives Matter.
Posted by: Eromero
Mmmmmmm. Hot yak butter tea.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 07:46 PM (MoLlY)
Every cat that has ever lived will assume that position on a regular basis. That is the asshole licking position.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 23, 2026 07:46 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 07:46 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 07:47 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 07:47 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 23, 2026 07:42 PM (1wjle)
It's starting to look like Trump has succeeded in causing a great deal of turmoil inside Iranian circles, because some despise the idea of negotiation, some want to save their own necks, and nobody is clearly in charge.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2026 07:48 PM (/QdgR)
I am hoping you start feeling better soon. And I'm glad you are on here more.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 07:49 PM (nz1sK)
Is Struthers still alive?
I thought she died from eating all the food that was for the starving children.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:49 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 07:49 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:50 PM (+nEug)
==
If I wanted to place some disinformation Politico would be a perfect vehicle; but these days there are still leaks from insiders, as we have seen
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:51 PM (GD0B3)
We have already discussed that option, but he's not wild about it.
He signed up for unemployment, but won't hear if he got it for a couple of weeks. He's updated his resume and putting it on LinkedIn.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 07:54 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 23, 2026 07:42 PM (1wj
OK...
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:54 PM (GD0B3)
AI, AI AI-yi
So real, it's frightful.
If only
the deepfakes
were true as they seem
the world would be delightful.
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 07:54 PM (Av6i5)
If I wanted to place some disinformation Politico would be a perfect vehicle; but these days there are still leaks from insiders, as we have seen
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:51 PM (GD0B3)
Politico has leakage?
Imodium should take care of that
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 07:55 PM (kcfgw)
Ask them to dance a little.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 07:45 PM (MoLlY)
*snort*
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 07:55 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Dude #1 at March 23, 2026 07:38 PM (wVcYX)
And deep!
- Dude #2
It's like I don't even know you people! 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 07:56 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:56 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:39 PM
Yak Man never captured the public's attention for some reason.
Their attempt to recast and rebrand him as a heroic and incredibly verbose warrior living in the 800s (A.D.) failed, as well.
R.I.P., Yakkity Saxon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
I am hoping you start feeling better soon. And I'm glad you are on here more.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 07:49 PM (nz1sK)
Thank you so much. And in keeping with the pet thread, I have to tell you about the cat invasion.
My friends' outdoor cats have stayed here when it's been really cold. Snowflake is friends with Ralphy. She also has amassed great intelligence about the layout of the house and our routines.
Since I'm now carrying Ralphy in and out to the washroom, she is using this opportunity to use the open doors to come inside. Which is fine. She's welcome here.
I've had Ralphy on the bed. They've both been on the bed before but Snowflake must know something happened. She's been licking and grooming Ralphy and falling asleep on him. Too adorable.
It's still snowing here but I'll get her flea medication when it warms up. I don't give her any food but she likes to rest here in the afternoon.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 07:57 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 23, 2026 07:57 PM (YL1S6)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Dunno if that image is fake, but I've seen water that color (a little more milky colored) in New Zealand, west coast south island.
Posted by: 13times at March 23, 2026 07:57 PM (WYjo5)
Haha.
Daily Mail says sparkle markle is ready to return to acting after Netflix fallout.
"She'll blow everyone's mind."
Wonder what else.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:58 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:58 PM (+nEug)
Wondered how you could even roll around in it.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)
A barrel roll if it was worth a shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 07:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at March 23, 2026 07:59 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: fourseasons
----
So that's what they call them these days. In my day, we had to settle for "ding-a-ling" and "trouser snake."
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 08:00 PM (Av6i5)
White meant you are allowed to swim in one quarter inch of water. Basically, you better stay dry. Red means you have to stay in the kiddie area that's 4' - 6' deep. Blue means, hey go wild pal and have fun. So we're all lined up ready to get in. Kids jump in and they're having major problems, crying and stuff. Pussies. So it gets my turn and I'm jumping in like an olympiad, I'll show them how a man swims! This water I was jumping into, five seconds ago, melted off a glacier, like that picture up top. We were up in the mountains.
Exactly freezing. I hadn't figured that all out before hitting the water. Chest seized and I just barely swam the course, flailing and thrashing like a spaz. I barely made blue, and turned blue by the end. It was the summer though and later swimming at a normal time like the afternoon was great fun.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 08:00 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 23, 2026 08:00 PM (YL1S6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 07:41 PM (RIvkX)
I have no idea - we were there less than 24 hours! We were visiting DD#1 and her family, who live(d) in Truckee (they are in the process of moving) - part of the trip was an opportunity to go see Jeff Dunham in concert in Reno. We stayed in a Casino hotel overnight and caught their shuttle the next morning to fly home.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:01 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:01 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 07:54 PM (nz1sK)
I mentioned this to someone else on the Prayer thread.
I was looking up AI jobs on the web so I could stay here with the dog. There are actually jobs like data labelling and other more advanced things you can do from home. He'd have to research the companies and sites but it may be some extra income until his dream job comes along.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 08:01 PM (Sco7b)
'Is Struthers still alive?
I thought she died from eating all the food that was for the starving children.'
Ha-ha. No. They're the ones that died.
BURP!
Posted by: Sally Struthers at March 23, 2026 08:03 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldbergs Roastie at March 23, 2026 08:03 PM (hLZfT)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2026 08:05 PM (zYpTz)
I actually met someone who's been bitten by a penguin.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 08:06 PM (3uBP9)
'Is Struthers still alive?
She was on the first season of "Man on the Inside" with Ted Danson. Pretty cute show. She occasionally turned up on the 2nd season, too.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:06 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 08:06 PM (3uBP9)
----
Did they develop a sudden irresistible craving for pickled herring?
Did they start sleeping in the freezer?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 08:08 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Kenny at March 23, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2026 08:05 PM (zYpTz)
They could name it "The Incredible Journey" or "Homeward Bound"....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:09 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 08:06 PM (3uBP9)
----
Did they develop a sudden irresistible craving for pickled herring?
Did they start sleeping in the freezer?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 08:08 PM
A werepenguin is a truly horrific nightmareish concept.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:10 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:11 PM (zZu0s)
Is Struthers still alive?
I thought she died from eating all the food that was for the starving children.
Posted by: fourseasons
She's repairing VCRs.
https://youtu.be/TG1lq_Hvfmg
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 08:11 PM (Cqx++)
'Is Struthers still alive?
She was on the first season of "Man on the Inside" with Ted Danson. Pretty cute show. She occasionally turned up on the 2nd season, too.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:06 PM (SRRAx
She was fantastic on 'Gilmore Girls.'
I really like Lauren Graham but the townspeople stole that show.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 08:11 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 08:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
_-_
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at March 23, 2026 08:13 PM (Qa1ZC)
The Chinese dog story is probably bs, but it would make a great family movie.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
The kind of movie Disney made 60 years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 08:13 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
Haha, yes, of course! But with moar dogs! Who escaped from the dog meat butcher's truck!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)
Thank you for that suggestion. I'm pretty sure he never would have thought of something like that. I will tell him.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:14 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:14 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at March 23, 2026 08:13 PM (Qa1ZC)
*pales*
No one deserves a night in your box.
Better just to eat a bullet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)
I love the picture of the big dog and the puppy.
We had two Great Danes and two teacup chihuahuas at the same time.
They were wonderful together. No one ended up being a Scooby snack, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:15 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:10 PM (b/hR3)
I used to resemble that remark, so no comment. Time isn't very kind to some people. Thank goodness for Mounjaro/Zepbound!
She looked pretty cute on MotI, though.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:15 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:14 PM (nz1sK)
Perfect. All the best to you both.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 08:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Dunno if that image is fake, but I've seen water that color (a little more milky colored) in New Zealand, west coast south island.
Posted by: 13times
Looks like glacier water ice melt. Alaska, Montana, high mountains.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 08:16 PM (MoLlY)
"The people of Iran will not settled for anything less than keen break of this regime this regime. None of the surviving elements of this regime will pass that test."
hmm
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 08:17 PM (GD0B3)
I knew someone who flew all the way to Ethiopia to get bit by a monkey.
On a mission trip. And had to be flown home to get rabies shots. On the mission's dime.
And it wasn't me. I hate monkeys, and I also can follow rules, like Don't pet the monkeys and don't feed them.
This guy was teasing the monkey.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:17 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2026 08:05 PM (zYpTz)
I wonder how many restaurants they had to avoid.
The Incredible Journey. Still my favorite Disney movie (The original )
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)
I remember this gigantic St Bernard that Ajax and I came across. Fucking huge. Ajax was not a small dog, but he could easily dart under this dog.
Ajax thought he was the greatest thing he had ever seen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 08:13 PM (gKWVE)
If command line tools are vulnerable to lycanthropy we are truly doomed.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 08:18 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream
That fucker deserved it! Had it comin'!
Posted by: Penguin Pete at March 23, 2026 08:18 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 08:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:01 PM (SRRAx)
====
Well you saw just about all there is!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 08:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 08:20 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 08:06 PM (3uBP9)
----
Did they develop a sudden irresistible craving for pickled herring?
Did they start sleeping in the freezer?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 08:08 PM (ESVrU)
They were at some zoo and he sat down by the pinguin to get a photo, the first pic shows him smiling with his arm up waving and the next angrily looking at the pinguin because it bit his arm.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 08:21 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Boss Moss
I didn't know she was in Dinosaurs.
Charlene Sinclair.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 08:21 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: fourseasons
So that's what they call them these days. In my day, we had to settle for "ding-a-ling" and "trouser snake."
Posted by: zombie
What do you think the title to our album "Brain Salad Surgery" meant?
Posted by: 2/3-zombie Emerson, Lake, & Palmer at March 23, 2026 08:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: rickb223
Mine tailings, sodium cyanide, and hydrochloric acid from refining gold.
Posted by: Gold Fever! at March 23, 2026 08:22 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 23, 2026 08:22 PM (Qww8z)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 08:22 PM (77rzZ)
Years ago we had so much fun in Vegas.
Lots of sightseeing, great shows and food.
It's gone to hell now.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:22 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: TecumsehTea
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 08:22 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 23, 2026 08:23 PM (DFc2b)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 23, 2026 08:23 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: TecumsehTea
I used to do a lot of that in my teens.
Posted by: gKWVE
Shocking!
Posted by: P. Gabriel at March 23, 2026 08:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 08:23 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2026 08:23 PM (y+Apl)
Posted by: Barry Soetero at March 23, 2026 08:24 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 08:26 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 08:21 PM (3uBP9)
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Must have been the runt of the litter.
Usually, penguins would tear the whole arm off...
Wait. I may be confusing penguins with rakoshi...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 08:27 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:01 PM (SRRAx)
====
Well you saw just about all there is!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 08:19 PM (RIvkX)
It certainly seemed that way! 😂. We stayed at the Silver Legacy Resort, which is connected to 2 other casinos. Ate at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse (had a gift card), where they just started enforcing their "dress code", which meant that I had to remove my hat, which was covering up my hair that is still growing back after chemo. And it is a really CUTE hat!
Daughter did take a picture of us under the Reno sign, but it was still light outside, so no neon effects.
After seeing Vegas - where we had a lot of fun - Reno was a bit of a letdown. I would go back to Vegas in a heartbeat; Reno, not so much.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:27 PM (SRRAx)
==
I had a ## minute training program, while waiting in TSA line. I am pretty sure I can replace them.
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 08:28 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 08:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TecumsehTea
>>>>> Okay, okay, you'd think I'd know by now to be more careful in my phrasing. Sheesh.
You guys.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:28 PM (nz1sK)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden:
Sheridan (1
was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her"
-
Who knows what that crazy bitch may have done?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 08:28 PM (ndZc7)
I wish I knew where Cheny was planted.
Hubby and I were hoping he was planted here in Wyoming.
We have weak bladders, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:29 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 08:29 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 08:18 PM
Sed who?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
Good grief. If you startle a fucking piece of shit illegal it's okay for you to be murdered??
Geez
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:31 PM (3ek7K)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden:
Sheridan (1 was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her"
-
Who knows what that crazy bitch may have done?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 08:28 PM (ndZc7)
Wasn't she with a couple of friends at the time? It's not like she was alone.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:31 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:31 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
Sheridan (1 was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her"
==
As someone here insisted, we should understand the migrant's state of mind you see, what drove him to it, so we can properly deal with it. I can't believe the leftist progressive gabage I read on here sometimes.
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 08:32 PM (GD0B3)
To eat their over-priced steak? In Reno. Alrighty then.
Goodness.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:32 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
-
Who knows what that crazy bitch may have done?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026
Some migrants needs to have they asses startled.
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2026 08:33 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 08:33 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 08:32 PM
* uptwinkles *
Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at March 23, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:34 PM (b/hR3)
That guy died wanting one last kill, and he got his own.
I hope they bury him somewhere poorly secured, so I can piss on that grave one day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 08:34 PM (BI5O2)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 08:35 PM (Ia/+0)
We lived in a suburb of Chicago for years.
We had so much fun taking the train to the city.
Great shows, food, shopping and sightseeing.
It's sad what's happened to that city.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:36 PM (3ek7K)
Pro cornhole player with no hands or feet arrested for fatally shooting passenger in his car
https://is.gd/B0cSye
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 08:36 PM (ndZc7)
All the tiny little trees and tiny little rocks in the Monday Cafe art - so cute - as is the tortoise who looks and acts a great deal like the family's 29+ year old box turtle at his shower time. 🤗
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 08:37 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Kermit. Welcome home. We've got a room prepared for you.
Nice plaque over the door and everything. See?
[Kermit Gosnell Memorial Dismemberment Chamber]
Posted by: Stan at March 23, 2026 08:38 PM (VHUov)
——————
Pretty sure this is the first time those words have been assembled in that particular order.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 08:38 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)
23 year old male muslim with an Osama Bin Laden t-shirt and a one-way ticket.....safe.
93 year old white nun in a wheelchair....strip search.
It's not freaking rocket science.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 08:38 PM (Sco7b)
Hell is absolute separation from God.
Imagine eternity without hope. Lakes of fire, literal or not, describe something horrific.
Here, while life is often hard, even unbelievers experience common grace -- "The rain falls on the just and the unjust alike," Jesus said. And as long as there is breath there is the opportunity to repent and be saved.
But once you're dead, that's it. God's perfect judgment and then something we really cannot even begin to imagine, forever.
Human justice pales in comparison.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:38 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 08:32 PM
* uptwinkles *
Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground
*Jazz hands and bingo flaps*
Posted by: Trigglypuff at March 23, 2026 08:38 PM (y+Apl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 08:39 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Deiter at March 23, 2026 08:39 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:39 PM (3ek7K)
To eat their over-priced steak? In Reno. Alrighty then.
Goodness.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:32 PM (nz1sK)
It's part of their "new" dress code. I could understand it for baseball caps, but once I remove the hat, it is pretty obvious that it is there for a reason. I assume if it had been a standard "chemo turban", they would have made an exception.
No biggie - I wasn't the one who had to look at my hair (such as it was) throughout dinner 😂😂😂
I will say, though, I have gotten more " I LOVE your hat!" comments than I ever expected to receive when I ordered it. It must be the jaunty red flower that makes people smile 😊💕. And I do look pretty cute in it!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:39 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:39 PM (nz1sK)
If Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that an old wise dog, a goofy puppy, and a smart-ass cat can cross a continent to find their family.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 08:40 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)
https://is.gd/B0cSye
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
o_O
It's on Not The Bee, so it must be true.
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 08:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:34 PM (b/hR3)
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My boss has assigned it to me for Spring Break.
So I'm guessing she thinks it's pretty good.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 08:40 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 08:41 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 08:42 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 08:39 PM
There is value in studying their brain during the autopsy. IIRC, Charles Witman had a brain tumor.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: The Monkey at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (0sNs1)
They mention two other passengers who fled and denied involvement. I suspect one of the people with at least one hand did the shooting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (BI5O2)
I want to see that shit.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (y+Apl)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 08:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 08:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2026 08:44 PM (l1j5Z)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
That's funny, I thought you were a faster reader.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 08:44 PM (MZJrA)
Pro cornhole player with no hands or feet arrested for fatally shooting passenger in his car
https://is.gd/B0cSye
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 08:36 PM
There's a ewe toob out there with a guy loading and shooting a 1911 .45 ACP with his feet. He's got no arms. Not a cornholer far as I know.
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2026 08:45 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s)
Bummer. She was one of Young Rodrigo's favorite exemplars of Class Mammalia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 08:45 PM (IG3/x)
Tecumseh,
We were in Glen Ellyn for a few years then moved to McHenry, on the Fox River.
Hubby worked in downtown Chicago.
We had a great time living there.
In-laws needed help so we moved back to South Carolina.
We're in Wyoming now.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:45 PM (3ek7K)
A guy with not hands or feet was driving?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (77rzZ)
https://ln.run/QzYz_
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (RxVz+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (b/hR3)
https://is.gd/B0cSye
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs playing Cornhole?
A: Chuck!
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
"Hand up!!"
*Beat Cop*
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Terrapin Station at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Joe at March 23, 2026 08:47 PM (rzwGB)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM
Slowboat?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 08:47 PM (4NO2D)
Not a lake of fire. Not torture. Not pain and suffering.
Repent now. Bring Him into your life. He is waiting where He has always been, right by your side.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 08:47 PM (oAqqA)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:58 PM (3ek7K)
From Deadline.
"EXCLUSIVE: After producing the 2024 Netflix docuseries Polo, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are revisiting the world in a scripted form. The streamer is developing a polo-themed drama, which the Sussexes are executive producing under their Netflix deal. It comes from the duo’s Archewell Productions and Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage’s Fake Empire.
Written by Francisca X. Hu (Peacock’s Teacup), the untitled project is an upstairs-downstairs drama set in the high-flying equestrian town of Wellington, FL, which revolves around the messy dynamics between two rival teams and the families that lead them."
Very relatable.
Horror movies soon...
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 08:48 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Billy Pilgrim at March 23, 2026 08:49 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:01 PM (b/hR3)
Luke blew up a frigging Deathstar with one. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)
Thanks!
The one I was wearing is my "Winter Chemo Hat" - a black fleece bucket hat with a red fleece rose and green fleece leaves jauntily placed on the left hand side.
I will soon be switching over to my "Summer Chemo Hat", which many people saw at the Texas MoMe last year - a cute straw number with a rolled brim and a scarf tied in a bow at the back. I also had a wig on at the MoMe, but my hair has grown back enough that I don't need to wear it right now.
I DO need a haircut, though, as some of my hair never fell out. I am currently sporting a lovely mullet 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:50 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 08:50 PM (NFX2v)
can anyone that has a CDL for towing a class B load (>26,000 lbs, and <41,000 lbs) give some pointers for what to study and how to go about getting the upgrade?
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 08:50 PM (QVmho)
A: Chuck!
Posted by: mikeski
What do call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing?
Skip.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2026 08:51 PM (y+Apl)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 08:51 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 23, 2026 08:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 08:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 08:53 PM (XuXeR)
A: Chuck!
Posted by: mikeski
What do call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing?
Skip.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2026 08:51 PM (y+Apl)
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 08:53 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 08:54 PM (Cqx++)
A guy with not hands or feet was driving?
Posted by: toby928(c)
Matt was the driver? Or Bob?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 08:54 PM (MoLlY)
207
can anyone that has a CDL for towing a class B load (>26,000 lbs, and
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 08:50 PM (QVmho)
Hindi.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2026 08:54 PM (l1j5Z)
"EXCLUSIVE: After producing the 2024 Netflix docuseries Polo, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are revisiting the world in a scripted form. The streamer is developing a polo-themed drama, which the Sussexes are executive producing under their Netflix deal. It comes from the duo’s Archewell Productions and Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage’s Fake Empire.
Written by Francisca X. Hu (Peacock’s Teacup), the untitled project is an upstairs-downstairs drama set in the high-flying equestrian town of Wellington, FL, which revolves around the messy dynamics between two rival teams and the families that lead them."
No doubt there will be at least 1 gay couple in the main cast of characters. Maybe even a biracial, trans gay couple.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:55 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Matt at March 23, 2026 08:55 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:55 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:55 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 08:56 PM (4NO2D)
210 A few months ago, on one Friday or Saturday night, someone mentioned a movie (film noir?) from 1947-1951 in which there was a short scene where somebody took a cat (i think) to a veterinarian. Anyone know this movie?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 23, 2026 08:52 PM (KAi1n)
Cat People?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2026 08:56 PM (l1j5Z)
A: Chuck!
Posted by: mikeski
What do call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing?
Skip.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
Posted by: Berserker
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Curt n' Rod.
Posted by: mikeski regrets nothing at March 23, 2026 08:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Matt at March 23, 2026 08:55 PM (oftw2)
Stranded.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 08:57 PM (snZF9)
I asked Grok.
Strongest Candidate: Crime Wave (1954, dir. André de Toth) This is a gritty, realistic LA-based police procedural/noir starring Sterling Hayden as a tough detective. There's a notable scene at Sawyer's Dog & Cat Hospital (a real Glendale pet hospital used as a location—still standing today under a different name). It involves a shady, alcoholic ex-con veterinarian (played by Jay Novello) who patches up wounded criminals on the side.
Strongest Candidate: Crime Wave (1954, dir. André de Toth)
This is a gritty, realistic LA-based police procedural/noir starring Sterling Hayden as a tough detective.
There's a notable scene at Sawyer's Dog & Cat Hospital (a real Glendale pet hospital used as a location—still standing today under a different name).
It involves a shady, alcoholic ex-con veterinarian (played by Jay Novello) who patches up wounded criminals on the side.
Johnny One-Eye (1950): Low-budget crime film with a one-eyed dog (or cat in the origina
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 08:57 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:57 PM (b/hR3)
Bif,
Pretend you don't speak English and you get licensed for anything.
Posted by: fourseasons
No shit. And wear a turban for good measure.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2026 08:57 PM (y+Apl)
We had family in McHenry.
We were born in Aurora, but I grew up in Batavia, and MrTea and I met in St Charles, in HS.
We, too, loved taking the train in to Chicago. Riding the EL, going to shows and concerts.
Left in 1984 when the economy was so bad, moved to MI, now we are in IN.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 08:57 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 08:54 PM
Phil.
Posted by: toby928(c)
Phil Mckraken?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 08:58 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:58 PM (b/hR3)
Hope that helps.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 08:58 PM (Sco7b)
Bob
Posted by: Berserker
But if you don't know his name, you can just call him "Boy."
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 08:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 08:59 PM (3ek7K)
Meanwhile in the Iran space, Trump went from 5D chess to Uno.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 23, 2026 08:59 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 08:59 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 09:00 PM (XuXeR)
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: fourseasons
How else do you think he sits upright?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 09:00 PM (MoLlY)
On the wall? Art
Propped up vertically? Cliff.
No legs? Neil.
Girl with one leg? Eileen.
Girl with no legs? Consuelo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 09:00 PM (IG3/x)
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What do you mean by work? Changing the HVAC filters?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 09:01 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 09:01 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 09:01 PM (b/hR3)
💓
Yeah, he's an entertaining mess but I've been afraid to release him because he's been here so long and likes human company, and people around SE Pennsylvania are scooping up the box turtles from local lakes and selling them.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 09:01 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 08:50 PM (QVmho)
If you missed it, thanks for the Fat Electrician YT tip. He actually has 13 videos on the Battle of Athens. I watched 7 minutes and saved one for later. The corruption was insane.
Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 09:01 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 23, 2026 09:02 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 09:02 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)
No doubt there will be at least 1 gay couple in the main cast of characters. Maybe even a biracial, trans gay couple.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 08:55 PM (SRRAx)
Who in hell would watch anything like that?
As DH would say, "I'd rather have my balls pounded flat with a wooden mallet."
I don't have balls, so I don't suppose I entirely get the full impact of that statement.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2026 09:03 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 09:04 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 08:59 PM (nWPIJ)
Fake and gay.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2026 09:04 PM (DwqWV)
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He was great in Unforgiven.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 09:04 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)
My favorite GH role was in Get Shorty.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 23, 2026 09:05 PM (0aYVJ)
in hindsight.... Tom Servo, you owe me beer for that hindi post.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 09:05 PM (QVmho)
I have not been sleeping well -- between 4-6 hours/night. I am exhausted.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 23, 2026 09:05 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 09:06 PM (XuXeR)
can anyone that has a CDL for towing a class B load (>26,000 lbs, and
Posted by: BifBewalski
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The State Transportation Office has a manual for distribution.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 09:07 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 09:07 PM (IG3/x)
Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless
You're welcome! He's worth watching. check out his other channel The Fat Files.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 09:08 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 09:08 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 09:09 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
What would an Attitude Indicator look like in an X-wing? Or any interstellar machine for that matter?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2026 09:14 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Bones McCoy at March 23, 2026 09:22 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 09:22 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 23, 2026 09:25 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 23, 2026 09:27 PM (b4Qnw)
'Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden:
Sheridan (1 was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her"'
I find democrats like her increasingly startling.
Posted by: Sally Struthers at March 23, 2026 09:27 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 08:01 PM (b/hR3)
Luke blew up a frigging Deathstar with one. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9)
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Wedge Antilles is the only pilot in the galaxy to have not one, but TWO confirmed Death Star kills on his X-Wing.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 09:28 PM (ESVrU)
I do have Rachel Maddow on. She's all butthurt because the system is working and ICE is catching illegals at the airports. She found a 5 yr old. "Everyone okay with this?" Rachel asks.
Pretty much.
If only there was some way, some possible way to avoid this. They're stumped.
And there's another No King's Day! No mention on who's paying for it. I gave up booze but we should turn those into national party days. That's enough of Bizarro news. I can only take so much at a time.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 09:30 PM (Sco7b)
Is Struthers still alive?
I thought she died from eating all the food that was for the starving children.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:49 PM (3ek7K)
She is doing an autograph convention in NJ next month. Chiller Theater.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 23, 2026 09:31 PM (y171U)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 09:33 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 23, 2026 09:31 PM (y171U)
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Just imagine the thrill of owning an original autograph of Sally Struthers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 09:34 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: night lifted at March 23, 2026 09:35 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 09:34 PM (nWPIJ)
If my town had a bar, I'd be a chick magnet.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 09:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 09:38 PM (3ek7K)
can anyone that has a CDL for towing a class B load (>26,000 lbs, and
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 08:50 PM (QVmho)
There are CDL practice test apps on Google play. I can't remember which one I used a decade ago when I got my CDL.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 23, 2026 09:38 PM (YL1S6)
'Screw The French Connection. Lex Luthor was Hackman’s greatest role.
My favorite GH role was in Get Shorty.
Poseidon Adventure
Posted by: Sally Struthers at March 23, 2026 09:40 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 23, 2026 09:41 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)
My favorite GH role was in Get Shorty.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 23, 2026 09:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Heartbreakers
At least I think he was in it. I was too busy pausing the CD when Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the screen.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 09:41 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Cicero
Be still my heart...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 09:43 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)
Young Frahnkensteen.
Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2026 09:44 PM (Q+gd/)
What would an Attitude Indicator look like in an X-wing? Or any interstellar machine for that matter?
Posted by: Tonypete
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Is that like a mood ring?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 09:44 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 23, 2026 09:41 PM (fd80v
Lol. 'girl'
With a time machine....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 4 at March 23, 2026 09:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 23, 2026 09:46 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 23, 2026 09:46 PM (XMwZJ)
that dude should have been hunted.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 09:50 PM (snZF9)
Angzarr,
They have rights we taxpaying citizens don't have.
Do you remember during the Chink Flu scam we were told the illegals didn't have to have shots to come into our country?
We were told they have rights.
Funny we didn't have any rights.'
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 09:50 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 09:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)
FWIW, how had Delcy Rodriguez turned out so far? Been following that bloody handed tyrant recently?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 09:52 PM (rbvCR)
I say probably because he was very good and I'm bound to be overlooking something.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2026 09:52 PM (9FEtL)
that dude should have been hunted.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
===============
He was released in June 2022 after serving 29 months.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 09:53 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 09:55 PM (3ek7K)
Deport them all.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 09:58 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 09:59 PM (c3NAj)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 10:04 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 10:04 PM (SRRAx)
156 Not disabled. Differently abled!
Pro cornhole player with no hands or feet arrested for fatally shooting passenger in his car
https://is.gd/B0cSye
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 08:36 PM
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So, arrested for murder, and indecent exposure?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 10:05 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 23, 2026 10:05 PM (h/O4U)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 10:04 PM (SRRAx)
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What do we want?
O-N-T!
When do we want it?
N-O-W!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 10:05 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 10:08 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 10:08 PM (mFhj
With the pipe wrench or the candlestick?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 10:08 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 10:08 PM (mFhj
Well, thats not good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 10:09 PM (mFhj8)
But on the whole, I am told, illegals blow up fewer refineries than the native born, and charge less to do it as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 10:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)
Deport them all.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 09:58 PM (c3NAj)
Don't forget the islamics.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 10:11 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 10:10 PM (rbvCR)
I bet it's the Jews. Or mind controlled thralls. Jewish thralls. Or Thralls of Jews?
Because... um. Ill have to work on that part.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rex B at March 23, 2026 10:12 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
we must need water.
Posted by: cmeat at March 24, 2026 03:24 PM (R11M+)
Quick Hits
Some of you have been annoying me so this is what you get.
Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needsI envision her working off her crusty undies with e Dremel tool and a chain-cutter. From last month: Gen Z is officially the first generation in American history to be dumber than the last. Why post something from last month? Gen Z has been annoying me too.
Whoopi Goldberg cheerfully confessed she bar hops as a way to fulfill her sexual needs. On Wednesday's episode of "The View," Goldberg noted, "A woman wrote an article in Cosmopolitan, admitting that she fantasizes about being single even though she's in a very happy longterm relationship." "She writes that sometimes, she finds herself missing the days of casual flings and bar-hopping," Goldberg continued as the audience giggled. The "Ghost" actress then turned to her co-hosts for a reaction, to which Joy Behar responded, "Do you miss those days?" Goldberg quipped, "I am single," adding, "Yeah, I bar hop, I go hang! And I do hit and runs when I need it."
No way!
The generation born between 1997 and 2010 is the very first generation who did worse in school than the generation before them, according to a top neuroscientist. And shockingly, they are proud of it. "They're the first generation in modern history to score lower on standardized academic tests than the one before it," Dr. Jared Cooney Horvath, 43, told The Post. "And to make matters worse, most of these young people are overconfident about how smart they are. The smarter people think they are, the dumber they actually are.
What caused them to become a generation of retards? Well, the left's covid school shutdowns was part of it. The other part of it is what's making us all stupid: Constant low-cognitive-demand/high-domamine-spiking scrolling on phones.
"They underperformed on basically every cognitive measure, from basic attention, memory, literacy, numeracy, executive function and general IQ." Horvath recently testified to the sad facts before Congress, telling a panel of lawmakers that Generation Zers, who followed the Millenial generation, blew up humanity's proud academic record -- the wrong way. So what happened that caused an entire age group to bomb test scores?
Horvath, who studied reams of data from standardized academic tests, told Congress that Z's struggles stem from the fact that they're the first generation to grow up with constant screen time. And it's no substitute for real learning. "More than half of the time a teenager is awake, half of it is spent staring at a screen," said Horvath, who's taught at universities around the world, including Harvard and the University of Melbourne in Australia. "Humans are biologically programmed to learn from other humans and from deep study, not flipping through screens for bullet point summaries." ... And it's not just happening in the US. "Across 80 countries, if you look at the data, once countries adopt digital technology widely in schools, performance goes down significantly," said Horvath, who is also founder of LME Global, a Arizona-based group that bridges research and classroom practices to improve academic outcomes.
The Failure of the Sussex: Meghan Markle will soon be unemployed. So, the same as she is now. Only now she won't be getting megamillion dollar paychecks from Netflix to be unemployed.
State records show 89 hospice companies at one Los Angeles office plaza. We went to look for ourselves. The Merabi Professional Medical Plaza, a three-story, 32,000 square foot stucco and glass office building in Los Angeles, is home to a salon, a law office, a modeling agency, a realty corporation and, also, 89 licensed hospice companies. Patient advocate Sheila Clark, who has worked to expose allegations of widespread Medicare fraud in the hospice industry, calls this building "ground zero" for the issue. "This particular building I noticed, I'm like, 'dang, how can there be that many licensed and certified hospices in this tiny little building?,'" Clark said. The building is among the most extreme cases of what's known as "clustering" to turn up in a sweeping CBS News investigation -- a grouping of large numbers of hospice offices that state auditors consider a major red flag for potential fraud. The Van Nuys address for Merabi Plaza appears dozens of times in state records for licensed hospice companies. Inside the building's entry hall, a directory lists numerous hospice agencies that line the long tiled hallways, although the building's owner claims many are no longer there. Clark said it makes "no sense" to find so many licensed and certified hospice company offices operating inside a single building. Auditors said the clustering of so many firms raised concerns because it suggests that "the number of agencies in these areas likely exceeds the number of patients who need services." Concerns about clustering appear in a 2022 California State Auditor's report, which found that Los Angeles County had experienced a 1,500% increase in hospice companies countywide since 2010. That's six times more hospice providers than the national average, relative to the county's elderly population. Auditors said other warning signs for potential fraud included multiple hospices in one building, geographic clustering, low patient counts, high rates of terminally ill patients later discharged alive, excessive billing and staff shared across multiple companies. CBS News found that 72 of the 89 registered hospices in Merabi Plaza have at least three of those six potential warning signs.LA Daily News:
15 hospices incorporated in a single day, in a single suite in Van Nuys
'It's not normal. None of this is normal,' said the CEO of a hospice trade association who has warned of fraud risks in LA for years A group operating out of a Friar Street office building in Van Nuys that advertises "virtual offices" incorporated 22 hospices and home care agencies in one year, including 15 hospices registered in one day to a single suite, according to an investigation by the Southern California News Group. The 15 hospices, all formed in "Suite 205" at 14545 Friar St., later collected $12.3 million from Medicare and Medi-Cal billings in 2023 and 2024, records showed. Each had the equivalent of one full-time employee at the time. While operating out of the same building is permitted, hospices cannot use the same office, according to Sheila Clark, the president and CEO of California Hospice and Palliative Care Association. "You cannot co-locate with another provider," she said.
However, these hospices seemingly bypassed that limitation by appending letters from "A" to "P" onto the suite number in official documentation. Suites in the building, however, have only one to three rooms and leases specifically prohibit subdivision of those spaces, according to the property owner, Kambiz Merabi. Yet Merabi's website advertises "virtual offices" that give you a "physical business address and office number for your business cards, website, email and registering a new company." Mentions of that service were scrubbed from his Instagram page as of Friday, but remained on other accounts.
One post specifically advertised to industries needing an address to "obtain licenses." "For just $99 per month, you receive 2 hours of private office or conference room usage each month; a professional office address with an actual suite number -- not a P.O. Box; mail and package reception; your business listed on our digital directory and within the building's directory," the post read. "For industries needing a California or Los Angeles presence to obtain licenses, a suite at the prestigious Merabi Professional Medical Plaza Building provides more than just an address -- it offers a full-service business center hub with many perks and services for businesses like yours."
This is how the daycare fraud works:
— Nick shirley (@nickshirleyy) March 23, 2026
- “You watch my kid, I’ll watch yours”
- Enroll these kids into “daycares”
- Collect money from the government
- You and your family then get to live off government subsidies
California has over 35,000+ licensed daycare facilities pic.twitter.com/dcn8mCHGJi
Welcome to the hospice capital of America…
— Nick shirley (@nickshirleyy) March 18, 2026
The problem? They don’t actually exist.
This hospice made a million dollars and fled the scene. Meanwhile, their fellow hospice fraudsters drive luxury cars…
END ALL THE FRAUD pic.twitter.com/Oh4lLWiK63
Oh, I had not heard about this at all. It happened a couple of days ago, and what a development. This began as a COVID-era fraud case, but what it ended up as should strike fear in the heart of every Somali Learing Center hustler and every Armenian hospice provider. That naturalized citizenship is not the shield of steel one might have thought it was, or that it used to be back when no one paid attention to such things. For the year between April 2020 and the next May, 25-year-old Joff Stenn Wroy Philossaint of Fort Lauderdale, FL, had himself a schweet little scheme going with COVID loan applications and all the various businesses he had registered in his name. He and his partners in crime came into some serious cha-ching, courtesy of those very forgiving loan programs. This is where it gets really interesting. Thanks to a quirk in immigration law, if you are in the middle of criminal activity when you apply for your citizenship, you can also be charged with submitting a fraudulent application. ANYONE COME IMMEDIATELY TO MIND? Haitian-born Philossaint was definitely up to no good in 2020 when he dropped his citizenship application papers, and, when the feds collared him in 2022 for the loans conspiracy charges, guess what else they hung on him? Philossaint pled out on the conspiracy charges, and a federal jury nailed him on the fraudulent citizenship application. ... That would have been the end of the story in most administrations, but not in this one. In February of this year, the Justice Department petitioned the court for an order revoking Philossaint's citizenship, and it was formally stripped yesterday. How 'bout them apples?See the link for the news stories themselves.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
It contains the caption
(screaming in Somali)
of course, of course.
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H)
__________________________
OOF, quit pissing off Ace you assholes
Posted by: Songia SodaMayor at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (NtVYv)
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I noticed !
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Generation Alpha at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (LPRRg)
Drinking myself into a stupor worked for me as well.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 06:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:28 PM (vE0+H)
I'm not sure how I'd get an untraceable truck or what I'd do with the truck afterwards though.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:29 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H)
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Yeah, it's fun to piss on the Zoomers, but they didn't act so much as were acted upon. No generation in human history was just told to state home for two years during peak learning. That sort of thing leaves as mark.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (3ek7K)
There you go delivering mental images that would make Cthulhu run away in terror as some people are thinking about dinner.
As if a Dremel tool would suffice.
Brain bleach and mental floss stat.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:31 PM (wEI7j)
Please be BroFo. Please be BroFo.
Oh.
Ace, you disappoint us.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:32 PM (dK+Kv)
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What does he know, he's only 43.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:32 PM (RIvkX)
While I may never recover rapidly she's worth it.
Now I have to go see who irritated Ace.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)
See now, you can do it by machine to stop any racism claims but that is still not good enough.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (YlWIZ)
Two *days* after I gave him a really simple two hour assignment with specific step by step instruction, he tried to schedule a "meeting" with me. Hadn't done a shred of it.
I didn't have the meeting, I just asked what he wanted. He said he wanted to ask if there was "an easier way". I said "is that what you wanted to meet about" and he said yes.
I ended up doing it myself. He's now in politics.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H)
Staffers at the restaurant were forced to intervene. One employee can be seen holding the robot by the scruff of its neck while navigating her phone, presumably searching the bot’s app for controls."
This is your future, folks!
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (GD0B3)
Is modern history the last five years or something? I mean, my Dad was a lot smarter and better educated than I was. My Dad had Latin in the eight grade, in public school, in South Carolina.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3)
Holy shit. Who would screw her?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (nXBGC)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)
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I would think at least a six pack would be a necessary precondition.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H)
Props for knowing your value.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H)
The ONT the other night had a pic of a kid who was asked to alphabetize some words, so he wrote each word using its letters in alphabetical order. He took a vague (to him) instruction and interpreted it the best way he knew how. I guarantee his teacher did not do examples in class, he/she'/xit did not create a lesson plan around this to show the kids what "alphabetical order" really means. The ways to teach this could easily fill up a 15-20 minute block for 5-7 year olds, AND you can do it so that it's fun. But that type of pedagogy isn't taught in education departments in colleges now, is it?
Posted by: moki at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (wEI7j)
Standardized testing is retarded and school is stupid.
We may have been the generations getting dumber and they finally figured out the key to school is to fucking ignore it.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (vE0+H)
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there is no lower limit to Horror
every time I think I have seen or heard the most horrible thing ever, some new horror comes along to claim the title
how fucked up do you have to be to hook up with Woopi Goldberg
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (4NO2D)
'This has everything to do with the fact that each successive generation has a lower percentage of white people in it.
100 white Americans with one Somali kid in class, and your average can survive the inclusion of one retard.
20 white Americans with 20 Somali kids in class, the average can not survive the inclusion of a 50/50 retard blend.
It's not that difficult.
If you go to a predominately white, rural community, I'll think you'll find that intelligence performance hasn't fallen off in any significant fashion.
Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (9OT3N)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Up With People at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3)
2, unless you want to make it shitier.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:38 PM (dK+Kv)
nothing that wouldn't help destroy western civilization is taught
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 06:38 PM (MIIRH)
Holy shit. Who would screw her?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (nXBGC)
Yeah, about that...
Posted by: Ted Dansen's wig at March 23, 2026 06:38 PM (42sz3)
Posted by: Up With People at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (oftw2)
Microsoft has made billions out of the practice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3)
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Even the correct spelling of words needs to be shittified!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (ZxPkt)
Holy shit. Who would screw her?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (nXBGC)
Hi nurse!
I'm thinking Whoopie could get screwed at Comic Con.
It's Whoopie, but you still get to brag that you had sex with a Star Trek crew member.
And it wasn't Takei.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Right? And you can see why the reports on early workplace Obama were that he was self-satisfied on the phone all day with his feet up in the desk, and didn't do shit.
This guy was like a slightly less faggy but infinitely more hard working and industrious Obama.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Up With People
Well it will not be Dearborn.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (ZxPkt)
I would shave its Ass and teach it to walk backwards !!!!!
Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (rvNIn)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (MIIRH)
Ok, Whoopie. You pretend to be Demi Moore and I'll be Patrick Swayze.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (YwEeS)
I'm pretty sure 0 people have been charged in the frauds Nick Shirley has uncovered.
Yeah yeah, investigations take time. But the paperwork is all there. The cases are lying on the ground waiting to be picked up.
I'm expecting the usual outcome.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (wEI7j)
I wear mainly because for years I could catch a fish even if I paid some kid for his.
I never dreamed a generation would make the saying their anthem.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (YwEeS)
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"Officially". Of course it does mean they are so dumb even the experts noticed.
The comments at the link are kind of fun. Many are insisting "It's not us teachers who are to blame."
Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Retard Rapid Transit at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (oftw2)
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)
Standardized testing is retarded and school is stupid.
We may have been the generations getting dumber and they finally figured out the key to school is to fucking ignore it.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (vE0+H)
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This has some merit. College is retarded and gay, and most of the time isn't worth the cost, so why do all the test prep and bust your ass trying to get a perfect 4.0 when you can graduate with a 2.0 and go to a trade school and make far more money?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
At least they got free coke out of it
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE)
The DNC is a criminal racketeering organization. I've said it for years.
Tony Soprano nods in approval.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (et1vG)
I'm thinking Whoopie could get screwed at Comic Con.
It's Whoopie, but you still get to brag that you had sex with a Star Trek crew member.
And it wasn't Takei.
Posted by: Stateless
Hiya stateless!
I mean Whoopie now. 20-30 years ago, before she turned super loud and ugly and racist, she was kind of ok. The first thing I ever saw her in was The Color Purple. She was homely Looking but not horribly offensive.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Myt96)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (+nEug)
What did he do
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (wEI7j)
How does this happen? Someone make it make sense. Because she is famous? Maybe she is just incredibly entertaining, because Ted Dansen was her boyfriend in his heyday.
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (Wmg4n)
Harry is stupid and Meghan is a whore.
They deserve each other.
Go Away!!!
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (3ek7K)
Up until the "modern" era, prospective princesses were inspected to determine if they were virgins before the wedding took place.
I suspect ol' Meggie's looked more like a hallway down which you could toss a hot dog.
Heaven only knows what she was carrying at the time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (DwqWV)
I'm thinking Whoopie could get screwed at Comic Con.
It's Whoopie, but you still get to brag that you had sex with a Star Trek crew member.
And it wasn't Takei.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b)
Id rather have sex with Whorf than Whoopee
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (gKWVE)
Holy shit. Who would screw her?
****
Did she say that she was picking up guys?
Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (7lOC+)
I thought she said she was ghey. Is this to prove she's desirable? I need a study on this.
Her grey dreads always looked like dog poop that turned white. Or what my brother and I referred to as kids as "grandpa poop."
She looks like she smells to me, and this dred business is foul: they burn your hair. So you are basically standing in the shower and hoping your shampoo reaches through the burned hair knots. I guess. I would not know.
I would think you'd have to cut them off and start over to have real hair again.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)
Yeah yeah, investigations take time. But the paperwork is all there. The cases are lying on the ground waiting to be picked up.
I'm expecting the usual outcome.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ)
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Alternate take: He's being led to the evidence by investigators who want to condition the public for the coming indictments, which may involve powerful people.
So you show mountains of evidence, everyone gets worked up, and then (and only then) do you do something.
Otherwise you'll be call racist and stuff.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Miklos, texting from the bar part of the Bar and Grill at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (YwEeS)
There are not enough drugs to cure what you would catch from boinking it/they/them/Jabba/Mrs. Creosote Whoopie Goldberg.
Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (rvNIn)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)
She was very good in Jumping Jack Flash. That's all I got.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (DwqWV)
I mean, come on
a rancid pile of roadkill has more appeal than that woman
I'm sorry
the day is ruined
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (n5tGW)
Low bar.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Hat tricks are four? Since when?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (hJH5n)
"On June 26, 2023, Philossaint was sentenced to 50 months in federal prison. On Feb. 23, the court granted a motion filed by the U.S. Attorney’s Office and entered an order revoking Philossaint’s U.S. citizenship."
By my calculations, he'll be out in June 2026. Let's see if he's actually deported.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (n7rxJ)
****
Did she say that she was picking up guys?
Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (7lOC+)
Ted Dansen once crossed that rubicon (whoopicon). YUG. I think this is correct.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:48 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (hJH5n)
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I could have said that at three, but decided to make it another post just to run up the score.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Interesting times.
May God bless and keep you all.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (Qa1ZC)
TikTok and Tinder Whoopi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (wEI7j)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0)
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oh yeah
that was a one week story, tops
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (ZxPkt)
And even if it was the last Kinda-Female on the Planet and I was the only biological male left.....
All new human procreated life would end !!!!!
Posted by: Mike Hunt at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (xl8DV)
There's a Gen Z'er who is NOT stupid by a long shot.
Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (afFes)
Self-government is hard but worth it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (hJH5n)
By my calculations, he'll be out in June 2026.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Mistake-oh, longer than that (I was confusing units of time). But still, will he be deported?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (+nEug)
President Trump needs to update "The Art of War."
He's often hilarious. I love him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (+nEug)
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I saw people saying there are talks, but not with the mullahs but instead the opposition groups who are preparing to set up a new government. There may be defectors involved.
Either way, mess with their little brains.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)
TikTok and Tinder Whoopi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March
I can’t even begin…
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (Wmg4n)
Holy shit. Who would screw her?
****
I would in a heartbeat !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (jgBQB)
Very willowed.....
The incident you're likely thinking of is the Battle of Athens (also known as the McMinn County War) in 1946 in McMinn County, Tennessee.
Posted by: Stateless
The Fat Electrician on ewetoob has a very good video about that too. well worth the watch.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)
I'm more worried he will issue an Executive Order making each house with more than one bedroom a shelter for undocumented migrants. The Federal Migrant Housing Requirements Commission will determine how many migrants each homeowner must take-in. Based on number of rooms and total square feet. Number of bathrooms and number of current occupants will not be considered. FedGov will not pay you.
Homes owned by registered Democrats who contribute at least $500 per year to the DNC will be exempt.
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: gKWVE
Wasn't she in The Color Purple as well?
Posted by: Tuna at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:52 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H)
Of course he is! Lord, have mercy.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2026 06:52 PM (zYpTz)
And even if it was the last Kinda-Female on the Planet and I was the only biological male left.....
All new human procreated life would end !!!!!
Posted by: Mike Hunt at March 23, 2026 06:49
It would end even if you held your nose and closed your eyes. Her uterus hung the out of business sign a long time ago.
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:53 PM (Wmg4n)
Either way, mess with their little brains.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Always Keep The Enemy Guessing.
This why they can't even hit the "Orient" part or perhaps even the "Observe" part of the OODA loop.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:53 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (QVmho)
Thank you. I took a print screen to save this.
It was an amazing incident. It should happen more often.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:53 PM (Sco7b)
And it wasn't Takei.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b)
Id rather have sex with Whorf than Whoopee
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (NtVYv)
I'd claim the Jefferies Tube. It's tighter.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 06:53 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (BI5O2)
Oh. Well. But you like me, right?
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (Wmg4n)
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Danny Glover did in The Color Purple. But I think he would've hit a warm apple pie just to, well, you know. Come to think of it, a warm apple pie would've looked better.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Same goes when you figure out we have penalized white people an "advanced" the poor people, with acknowledgments to Joe Biden. But think about it - why would a white person work hard in this day and age when they know the whole house has been stacked against them and theyre gonna be tried and convicted of racism no matter what they do?
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H)
"Squirrel seen vaping in London park" https://tinyurl.com/25n4jmz3
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (Qa1ZC)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 06:55 PM (mkw2N)
****
Did she say that she was picking up guys?
Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (7lOC+)
Ted Dansen once crossed that rubicon (whoopicon). YUG. I think this is correct.
****
Yes, he did. He also said "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway".
Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 06:55 PM (7lOC+)
What caused them to become a generation of retards?
Well, the left's covid school shutdowns was part of it.
The other part of it is what's making us all stupid: Constant low-cognitive-demand/high-domamine-spiking scrolling on phones.
What caused them to become a generation of retards?
Covid had nothing to do with it. They were fucked years before covid.
Not holding them to standards did.
Not allowing them to fail did.
Not telling them they are wrong.
Not allowing someone to call them a faggot did.
Not hearing competing ideas did.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 06:55 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (+nEug)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:56 PM (vE0+H)
It would destroy the platforms, users being haunted by Whoopi looking for hook-ups.
The horror.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:56 PM (wEI7j)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 06:56 PM (3ek7K)
"Squirrel seen vaping in London park"
Someone did the brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (MoLlY)
Goldberg has always looked greasy.
Slip Sliding Away.
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (3ek7K)
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And gassy.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3)
https://tinyurl.com/48v6v6t8
sfw
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:58 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (Wmg4n)
Of course... for now.
*narrows eyes*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 06:58 PM (BI5O2)
From above, "One post specifically advertised to industries needing an address to "obtain licenses."
"For just $99 per month, you receive 2 hours of private office or conference room usage each month; a professional office address with an actual suite number -- not a P.O. Box; mail and package reception; your business listed on our digital directory and within the building's directory," the post read. "For industries needing a California or Los Angeles presence to obtain licenses, a suite at the prestigious Merabi Professional Medical Plaza Building provides more than just an address -- it offers a full-service business center hub with many perks and services for businesses like yours."
So how Delaware incorporates business? (Also Nevada, too, I've heard.).
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 06:58 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: bonhomme at
I am not taking away from her ability as an actress. She was good, she was also funny. But she was never a beauty, and that hasn’t improved as she aged. Plus the woman has gas. A lot. She’s very vocal about it.
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:59 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (QVmho)
The Battle of Athens.
He actually has 13 videos on it. I already saved it. He seems very interesting. Thanks.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:59 PM (Sco7b)
Probably her (supporting) role in Lion King was the best. She was a bit Numinous in TNG and Ghost. Which she could blame on the scripts.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 06:59 PM (gKWVE)
All you grandmothers and future grandmothers out there: it is possible to have the most perfect baby girl as your granddaughter. While I love deeply the other two (ages 7 and 5yrs), this little 2025 surprise is as close to perfect as I have seen.
She eats, smiles, smiles, smiles, talks to herself, smiles, tries to remove her grandfather's moustache, smiles. Puts herself to sleep talking an playing (I remove stuff after sleep). Thinks she turns on the fireplace while burping and staring at the fireplace (I let her think this and it is in the 60's today).
I have never known such a cheerful and easy baby, and I've known many. Plus she's beautiful and ours.
Yes, she recently gave me RSV. Worth it I will remind myself as I try to be normal again. I get tired easily and assume this will pass. Tell yo' children to reproduce! Gifts from God!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 07:00 PM (ZxPkt)
California hospices do not necessarily have to be incorporated in California, but they must be licensed by the California Department of Public Health (CDPH) to operate within the state.
CDPH (.gov)
While a hospice can be incorporated in another state, it must still register to do business in California and comply with all California Health and Safety Codes and California Code of Regulations to operate as a, or in a, hospice agency.
To operate as a Hospice Agency in California, a state license is required.
As of January 1, 2022, a moratorium is in place (extended until 2027) that prohibits the CDPH from issuing new hospice licenses, regardless of where the entity is incorporated, unless specifically exempted.
Any entity providing hospice care must adhere to the standards of quality, staffing requirements, and administrative codes set forth by the California Department of Public Health.
So Cali. knows there's much f*** around/fraud, it seems.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (NFX2v)
Dr Mark Feldon on Shocking state of Britain's navy
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3)
Is he going to resurrect Elvis?
"I'm proud to announce that Elvis is back in the building, people. Bigger and more luxurious than ever! They said "No Kings," but I brought back the King. Give him a bow, everyone!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Disco Stu at the Retirement Home at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (wVcYX)
My next three favorite are, stirred not shaken.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (beXDf)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:02 PM (3ek7K)
I don't think there's enough tequila in the world to make me go home with Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Josef Mengele at March 23, 2026 07:02 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 07:03 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 07:03 PM (wEI7j)
CANCELLED (after already filmed 2nd season)
https://tinyurl.com/yjej2kwz
Good.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 23, 2026 07:03 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3
Please don’t tell me we are going to build a Jungle Room in the White House…
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (Wmg4n)
Guinan must have slipped that poor klingon her phone number at 10-FWD.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (wEI7j)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
*Unfolds lawn chair*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2026 07:06 PM (y+Apl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 07:06 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 07:07 PM (IG3/x)
CANCELLED (after already filmed 2nd season)
==
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
🤡🤡
go woke, go broke! join that pile of shite Acolyte !
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 07:07 PM (wEI7j)
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (QVmho
Damn. I watched the first 7 minutes of 'WW2 Vets vs Corrupt Cops: The Battle of Athens, Tennessee."
Damn, that's incredible. It makes Chicago and today's Dems look like pristine virgins. Thanks again.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 07:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 07:08 PM (b/hR3)
I mean, I would actually pay to watch Harry and Megan sit and trash King Charles all day long, but that might strangely confer some dignity on him.
I got it: A show where Harry offers to do a DNA paternity test showing whether he is Charles’ son. This would be awesome, revealing Charles as a royal cuckold, and humiliating Harry because there is an absolute dollar amount he would accept to permanently separate himself from the royal family.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 23, 2026 07:09 PM (jYRYu)
Posted by: cherries in season at March 23, 2026 07:09 PM (xGTYB)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)
Wish Harry manned up, then said I'm sorry on bended knee to the UK and returned home with his two spares. Period.
Leave Meg to sell wares online through home shopping clubs.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:11 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Junius at March 23, 2026 07:12 PM (nIs0y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 07:13 PM (wEI7j)
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 07:13 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
It's not just that, it's the doing all their school work on computers instead of learning to write.
It's being taught with trendy pedagogical methods instead of memorization and phonics and ... IKD.. Saxon math.
There has been a decades-long experiment to see how incompetently and ineffectively schools can teach children, and now we're starting to see the results.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 07:14 PM (a+4eV)
Jeebus, can you imagine having to scrape off her barnacles before entering her port?
She probably looks like a dead beached whale in the pale light of a morning hangover, too.
Ugh.
Posted by: tscarlson at March 23, 2026 07:15 PM (OP0uw)
I feel bad for guys who are dating these days.
So many women who whore themselves out to get your money.
I guess that's how it's always been.
Very sad.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:15 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
>AI will take enshitification to the next level order of magnitude. Gird your loins and your rear flank.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 07:15 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (XuXeR)
I don't think there's enough tequila in the world to make me go home with Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Josef Mengele
Drink me!! You will go to a dreamlike utopia!! What happens to your body as your in a coma due to alcohol poisoning, well, that can't be helped. Drink responsibly. Or not. I am here for you!
Posted by: Everclear is magical at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Junius
Ah, a mercy-kill. Sensible. There's no recovering from that kind of trauma.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (a+4eV)
But they can scroll, swipe, and take selfies like seasoned professionals.
It's all about priorities.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2026 07:18 PM (YlWIZ)
The reaction of the left to a lot of the impacts of illegals was "learn to code"
But now a lot of those code and corporate jobs in general are going away. I suspect the people losing these jobs won't get a lot of sympathy.
This may then collapse any remaining support for immigration legal or otherwise is time for the 2028 elections
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 07:18 PM (sKqQm)
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Don't forget Common Core. I have 4 kids born 2000 to 2011 and can verify first hand how absolutely shitty it was. Simply put Bill Gates should be arrested and shot for a war crime for his pet project. Obama too.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 23, 2026 07:18 PM (prsxp)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
_-_
I didn't punch that dogie.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 07:19 PM (Qa1ZC)
I mean, seriously. Do it. Any kind of fraud. Any kind of government loan. Denaturalize. Deport. Done.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 23, 2026 07:19 PM (vOtXJ)
In February .... order revoking Philossaint's citizenship, and it was formally stripped yesterday."
How much (if any) of the stolen million did the USA recover, I wonder.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2026 07:19 PM (vbXSk)
Excellent! Common Core Math is working exactly as planned!
Posted by: Bill Gates at March 23, 2026 07:19 PM (D0HYP)
it was the WORST
whole word reading and "latticed" math
I had to do the teaching and this was at private schools! (thanks Kumon too)
pretty much all their friends went to kumon on top of normal school. the math mess was unbelievable
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (j+aD2)
But they can scroll, swipe, and take selfies like seasoned professionals.
and their pronouns are fabulous
Posted by: anachronda at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (oY6Yp)
Expend $$$ taken from taxpayers.
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (XuXeR)
Yep. It's all about butts in seats. They do not care if they are housing the next Parkland, Uvalde, or Columbine shooter, if it means that they can bank that $6,600 or whatever each year.
Public school is child abuse.
1/?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (dK+Kv)
The go to Bloomhouse and get money to make a horror move, because that shit scares the pants off me.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (vOtXJ)
If that doesn't give you an STD, it will give you Toxoplasmosis.
Posted by: Man_in_PA at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (51+kN)
Clearly we are into surreal territory, here.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (Wnd0C)
@Alice_Weidel and the @AfD for obtaining 20% of the vote in the state of Rhineland-Palatinate, while in some constituencies up to 48.4% could be achieved. Heartfelt congratulations to all campaigners and thanks to our voters!
Posted by: 13times at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (WYjo5)
And she's got the closet full of chewed-off arms to prove it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 07:21 PM (guGkK)
Expend $$$ taken from taxpayers.
That is ALL government now though.
The point is to take money from the productive class and give it to the government, NGOs, and leftwing client groups.
Anything the government actually does for the citizens is incidental
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm)
The only thing that would hit and run her medusa looking ass is a frigging dump truck.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (snZF9)
Your Mom knows what "IKD" stands for.
It's Prussian math, you dolt.
Somewhere somebody thinks you are the dumbest generation.
He's not far off. They sure as hell spared the rod on you.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (+nEug)
_-_
I think you misspelled accidental.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (Qa1ZC)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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yeah, I don't get it
wait
what are we talking about
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)
I'll never be that drunk or that horny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 23, 2026 07:24 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 07:24 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)
Wish Harry manned up, then said I'm sorry on bended knee to the UK and returned home with his two spares. Period.
Leave Meg to sell wares online through home shopping clubs.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:11 PM (NFX2v)
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Oh, please - as if Meghan would let her two precious meal tickets out of her sight. They are her insurance policy to keep Harry on a tight leash.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 07:24 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (prsxp)
Well, then how would they react to things like the Somali Learing scandal? Outage and a demand to bring the miscreants to justice right? Because they are stealing those funds the left claims are needed to "literally save lives" right?
But that's not what the left did. They claimed investigating fraud was racist and shut down investigations.
That only makes sense if they believe this sort of looting is *the point* of government spending
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (sKqQm)
Nope. Turned out that boy couldn't play the fiddle worth a damn.
Posted by: The Devil at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (vOtXJ)
I hold no animus towards Charles. He's useless but that's the nature of the British monarchy. I've followed stuff enough to understand that Diana wasn't nearly the poor, naive, waif that some people attribute to her.
Harry, OTOH, had it all and had, essentially, nothing expected of him and he shat all over his family and the institution for a twice, thrice?, divorced former? whore.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (ExV1e)
I had occasion to sit is an 8-12th grade classroom with many poster demonstrating sentence structures. Very basic sentence structures. Grades 8-12.
This level of work was weeks 1-4 or so of the classical home school curriculum . . . for my fourth grader, who's now in 5th grade, and who can now diagram a complex S-Vt-DO-OCN sentence with S-VL-PA dependent clause and an infinitive adjectival clause. We just did exactly that in the car when waiting for my oldest to get out of piano lessons.
Public school is make work for the democratic party faithfuls.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 23, 2026 07:26 PM (k2Vk4)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 07:26 PM (YwEeS)
It's Prussian math, you dolt.
Somewhere somebody thinks you are the dumbest generation.
He's not far off. They sure as hell spared the rod on you.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
*rolls eyes* Well, excuse me for not proofreading my acronyms.
If my post bothered you that much, you must be a government school teacher and an ed school graduate.
What, was J-school too tough for you? What's your favorite nonsensical - but terribly trendy! - ineffectual pedagogical method?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 07:28 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Japanese interment camps on the US. Children in WW2 and even war-druven places now in many places around the world.
Those & other childhood hardships leave a mark - always.
They lack resilience. Their parents often lacked resilience. It rubs off.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:28 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 07:26 PM (YwEeS)
If the purpose of a system is what it does, then the purpose of public education is to endumbify the pupils while ensuring a dedicated democrat voting bloc.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day
_-_
Heh. Didn't even really notice until you commented on it...I kinda read past such things in a place like this.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 07:30 PM (Qa1ZC)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 07:31 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 07:31 PM (dK+Kv)
NOOD
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Anyone who home-schools should get 100% of what would be spent in 'the system.' Maybe that would act as incentive to get us back down to 2 genders and keep the freaks out of the classroom.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)
Nope. Turned out that boy couldn't play the fiddle worth a damn.
Posted by: The Devil at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (guGkK)
Teddy rosin up your bow and play that fiddle hard
The devil plans to give you to this female klingon guard
If you win you get a place in Asgard's hallowed halls
But if you lose this CHUD will get your balls
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 07:33 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
You're right, Teresa. But even Princess Diana eventually got frozen out of royal business. Meg is an albatross. Otoh, the whole group - as are most royal families - heading for the sh*tter.
Hope you're doing well.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:34 PM (NFX2v)
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)
I'm more worried he will issue an Executive Order making each house with more than one bedroom a shelter for undocumented migrants. The Federal Migrant Housing Requirements Commission will determine how many migrants each homeowner must take-in. Based on number of rooms and total square feet. Number of bathrooms and number of current occupants will not be considered. FedGov will not pay you.
Homes owned by registered Democrats who contribute at least $500 per year to the DNC will be exempt.
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (5rh/l)
Ah, yes - the "Dr. Zhivago" solution.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 07:35 PM (SRRAx)
Well I hadn’t until you wrote that. Thanks.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 23, 2026 07:37 PM (fcDpY)
Nope. Not gonna do it.
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Posted by: Colonel Angus at March 23, 2026 08:19 PM (4NO2D)
Oh, C'mon! That's only 13 years! A generation is either 20 or 40. This is one of the reasons the whole "Gen Whatever" thing is so incredibly stupid.
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Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needs
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The 'pirate' identifies a government payment scheme that however ludicrous gets them funding and then multiples that application 100 fold. Using minimal changes to not raise any flags with the government approval process. Negligent/complicit employees in the government approve over-and-over again this obvious fraud.
'Are you stupid or something?' ~ from Forest Gump.
Posted by: John at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (0DsdP)
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 08:26 PM (RxVz+)
Right? Boomers are 1946-64. Gen X is 1965-83. Millennials are 1984-02. Gen Z are 02-20. Gen Alpha follows. Gen any letter of the alphabet is stupidit. Boomers and Millennials actually make sense as generational names.
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I looked it up, right now the 2nd floor suite, 150 square feet is $1100 a month, though you have to take a 3 year lease.
Seriously, if you could wash in the lavatory and stand living in Van Nuys, you could get cheaper rent than a studio!
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This is gold. I can't stop laughing about this.
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Supreme Court Appears Skeptical of Laws Permitting Blue States to Count Ballots That Arrive Days After the Actual Election
It's obviously just farming fake votes to steal elections in the unconstitutional overtime period.
And the Justices appear to believe that when the Constitution specifies an Election Day, it means AN Election DAY, not an election week or an election month or an unspecified election period allowing the printing of millions of fake ballots.Unbelievable bias. This is the AP, of course.
The Supreme Court 's conservative majority on Monday sounded skeptical of state laws that allow the counting of late-arriving mail ballots, a persistent target of President Donald Trump. A ruling, likely to come by late June, that bars counting ballots arriving after Election Day would send officials scrambling in 14 states and the District of Columbia, just a few months before the 2026 midterm congressional elections to change their ballot rules. An additional 15 states that have more forgiving deadlines for ballots from military and overseas voters also could be affected. The legal challenge is part of Trump's broader attack on most mail balloting, which he has said breeds fraud despite strong evidence to the contrary and years of experience in numerous states.
Trump has repeatedly claimed that his loss to Joe Biden in 2020 resulted from fraud even though more than 60 court decisions and his own attorney general said that argument had no merit.1, that's all false, and 2, this has nothing to do with the actual legal question at hand, which is: When the Constitution speaks of an (singular) Election Day, do they mean it or were they just joshing? It's amazing how leftwing communists routinely invent words and penumbras that don't appear in the Constitution, but, when faced with the Constitution's actual words, claim "Oh that doesn't matter, that's like 100 years old, man."
Of course the AP doesn't think that's at all politically motivated.
The court heard arguments in a case from Mississippi pitting the state against Trump's Republican administration and the Republican and Libertarian parties. At issue is whether federal law sets a single Election Day that requires ballots to be both cast by voters and received by state officials. While there was no explicit reference to the 2020 election, several conservative justices gave voice to some of Trump's complaints. Justice Samuel Alito wondered about the appearance of fraud in situations where "a big stash of ballots" that arrive late "radically flipped" an election. ... The court's liberal justices indicated they would uphold state laws with post-Election Day deadlines.
... Paul Clement, representing the political parties, played on fears of fraud by invoking Democrat-dominated Chicago, infamous for election shenanigans. Voting ends at 8 p.m. in Chicago, Clement said, but state law allows ballots postmarked by Election Day to be received later. A voter paying close attention to the election returns could in theory try to swing the election by submitting a mailed ballot to the post office after the polls were closed, he said. "I am not here to say there could ever be voting fraud in Chicago," Clement said to laughter in the courtroom.
🚨 BREAKING: SCOTUS Justice Sam Alito just DROPPED THE MIC on liberals who want us to receive endless mail-in ballots after election *day*
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 23, 2026
"We have LOTS of phrases that involve two words, the last of which, the second of which is DAY. Labor DAY, Memorial DAY, George Washington's… pic.twitter.com/rA7gKMPafz
Laughter erupts in the Supreme Court when the attorney arguing against mail-in balloting suggests there could NEVER be voter fraud in Chicago. pic.twitter.com/7lCN8JZDSQ
— Libby Emmons (@libbyemmons) March 23, 2026
Sonia Sotomayor thinks she's got a real zinger, telling a @GOP lawyer: "Maybe we should have another president now" because Florida's military ballots came after election day in the 2000 Bush v. Gore fight
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) March 23, 2026
He responds: "With all due respect, that is the reddest of red herrings." pic.twitter.com/ZBAno5iyoB
WOAH 🚨 38,000 ballots arrived at 3:45 a.m. after Election Day in Michigan during the 2020 election
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) February 17, 2026
- OVER 100% VOTER TURNOUT
- 40,000 voters registered to vote 2 DAYS BEFORE the election
- Over 100,000 votes “mismatched” in poll books
- NONE of the names on processed ballots… pic.twitter.com/v05cMKNpaV
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at March 23, 2026 05:20 PM (eUst8)
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2020 was an anomaly...
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Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:24 PM (b/hR3)
I've come to believe that pretty much all blue states vote totals are fake. No, I don't think Republicans are getting a majority but perhaps it is something like 55-45 instead of the nominal 70-30...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)
I want to say Dem heads will explode, but they always seem to be exploding lately.
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 05:24 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:25 PM (4NO2D)
Although we survived the marching icons and wild text effects era.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2026 05:25 PM (u82oZ)
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Red, Italican Ace is best Ace.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 05:25 PM (ITncT)
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 23, 2026 05:26 PM (1wjle)
Why cant I vote for JD Vance for President right now? Please, tell me, if we're going to say there's no limit to how early someone can vote.
Posted by: Leupold at March 23, 2026 05:26 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:26 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 05:26 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:27 PM (b/hR3)
Thank you for your fashion coverage of well-dressed, iconic, women.
You are kinda out of touch with the grunge era, and I like it.
How about another talk on what makes leggings great? I remember your comments. Need more visuals, however.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2026 05:27 PM (u82oZ)
On that day, the world will be complete.
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at March 23, 2026 05:27 PM (eUst8)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 05:27 PM (erF49)
Posted by: What a pussy at March 23, 2026 05:28 PM (IifOV)
The R won a narrow victory. But then the Ds kept finding stashes of ballots, all for the D candidate. And they kept counting and counting and counting until the D won.
Everyone expected at some point the "finding more ballots" game would get shut down but no one did.
And the Dems learned there is basically "no legal controlling authority" so why not just print ballots?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:28 PM (sKqQm)
As you yourself have noted, pretending not to understand is the Bolshie's go-to response to a logical argument.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 05:29 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)
Probably 2 or 3.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:29 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 05:29 PM (S/6Ju)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:29 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 23, 2026 05:30 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:27 PM (b/hR3)
"One."
"One."
"One."
"One half."
*snigger*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 05:30 PM (ITncT)
I hate this damn place.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 05:30 PM (2WIwB)
The R won a narrow victory. But then the Ds kept finding stashes of ballots, all for the D candidate. And they kept counting and counting and counting until the D won.
Everyone expected at some point the "finding more ballots" game would get shut down but no one did.
And the Dems learned there is basically "no legal controlling authority" so why not just print ballots?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:28 PM (sKqQm)
CA does this on the regular, usually manages to flip the odd GOP congressional seat after a month of trying.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)
The R won a narrow victory. But then the Ds kept finding stashes of ballots, all for the D candidate. And they kept counting and counting and counting until the D won.
Everyone expected at some point the "finding more ballots" game would get shut down but no one did.
And the Dems learned there is basically "no legal controlling authority" so why not just print ballots?
Posted by: 18-1
==
That and Dems didn't push mail in voting hard because it at first overwhelmingly benefited Republicans.
Like "motor voter" laws ended up registering more Republicans.
But the Dems mastered early voting cheating and so now you see this "right" being manufactured that election DAY is now several months long.
Posted by: Leupold at March 23, 2026 05:30 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:31 PM (b/hR3)
The R won a narrow victory. But then the Ds kept finding stashes of ballots, all for the D candidate. And they kept counting and counting and counting until the D won.
Everyone expected at some point the "finding more ballots" game would get shut down but no one did.
And the Dems learned there is basically "no legal controlling authority" so why not just print ballots?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:28 PM (sKqQm)
The WA dems were smart enough to capture most of the judicary as well. There was no legal recourse and no guts to fight on the GOP's side.
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Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 05:31 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 05:32 PM (rj6Yv)
Regardless, the Lawfare Army has lawsuits ready to file that will attempt to get SCOTUS to rule that any significant election changes in Fed Law and in its own rulings can't be reasonably implemented in time for the November 2026 election. I fear they will succeed.
Call me Gloomy Gref today.
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 05:32 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: He-Man Woman Haters Club at March 23, 2026 05:32 PM (oftw2)
1) Any non-citizen voting gets the death penalty
2) Any citizen caught voting multiple times in the same election gets 4 years in prison per case and a permanent revocation of voting (hello Rosie O'Donnell)
3) All voter registrations are burned every 4 years.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:33 PM (sKqQm)
I've come to believe that pretty much all blue states vote totals are fake. No, I don't think Republicans are getting a majority but perhaps it is something like 55-45 instead of the nominal 70-30...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)
all US cities in any state are more or less fraudulent every election. Not saying there isn't GOP fraud, but if any is discovered the press with run it down with glee.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 05:33 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 05:33 PM (Cqx++)
We are in a culture that has no concept of responsibility or accountability. Women are in charge. Probably no correlation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:33 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:34 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Tom Locker at March 23, 2026 05:34 PM (RvQwm)
2020 election is totally legit because the democrap won.
2024 election is illegal or stolen because a republican won.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2026 05:34 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:28 PM (4NO2D)
Not understanding is a way to shut down argument. Either someone breaks the discussion to try to edumicate someone who doesn't care and it turns into a fight over definitions and what is or isn't spurious to the point, or the "offended" gets to dismiss the argument as incoherent.
Arguing from Ignorance if you would, or lack of imagination at best.
It shouldn't be I Don't Understand, it should be I Don't Care Because I Want It To Be Different
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 05:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 05:35 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:35 PM (b/hR3)
He's dead so if I took advantage no one would know.
Now state governments generally actually do know who died so if someone with access to that data wanted they could easily cast ballots for all those people.
Oh and on a completely unrelated note in the 2020 election there were over 10,000 ballots from voters over 120 years old.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:35 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 05:35 PM (hJH5n)
Great new example; Tucker is interviewing someone. The guy asks Tucker straight up: Does Israel have a right to exist?
Tucker puts on his patented Confused Tucker(TM) face and goes "I don't even know what that means!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:36 PM (PYyV9)
Elissa Slotkin said this recently on the house floor.
Now remember we were told denying the 2020 election was a crime and those doing so should be punished legally...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:36 PM (sKqQm)
Under Bost v. Illinois, a candidate has standing to sue to challenge election law that allowed counting of ballots after Election day.
Overturning lower courts that had said a candidate had to show monetary harm to challenge the law, holding specifically that even the speculation of having to retain staff to potentially contest those ballots was enough to overcome that rule.
They also overturned the rule that judges were using to dodge R challenges, that--without allowing evidence--the judge would divine that the outcome would not be changed and deny standing.
Further, Bost said candidates have an interest in a fair election and a final outcome of the election.
I posit they would not have granted standing if there were 5 votes to say the post-election day counting law was constitutional.
There are not.
Or, to put it another way, if 5 days after are legal, why not 5 years?
ACB wanted to chart a "middle ground" in Bost, but still joined the majority.
She will likely try again with some stupid shit like trying to keep existing law but that's as far as allowed. She'll be a vote of 1 on that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 23, 2026 05:36 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Tom Locker at March 23, 2026 05:34 PM (RvQwm)
The Union Army voted in the 1864 election in their camps in states where absentee voting was allowed. In the few that did not, the armies were encouraged to ship some troops home to vote.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Polka will never die at March 23, 2026 05:36 PM (42sz3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 05:37 PM (CWTWj)
Total bullshit. It wasn't 60, and all of them declined to hear the cases. They did not rule on them. You can't rule on a case that wasn't even heard.
Apparently no one on earth has "standing" to challenge an election.
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 05:37 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2026 05:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2026 05:38 PM (vbXSk)
Al Franken in Minnesota.
One of the consequences of having corrupt election and one party state elections like MA is that a lot of voters don't bother to vote. A lot of people believe, rightly, that their vote doesn't really matter so why bother?
I vote cause fuck 'em but I almost never get anything I vote for on the state level.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 05:38 PM (viF8m)
Oh and sorry I meant to say this was in *WI*. We don't know how many 120+ year olds voted nationwide.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss
.......
Unless they start building cars with real bumpers again.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 05:39 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:33 PM (sKqQm)
Every two years. My voter registration is good until the end of next year. As is the case for millions of other Texans. At the end of that two years everyone should have to reregister. That way the voter roll purge should be easy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 05:39 PM (hJH5n)
Oh and sorry I meant to say this was in *WI*. We don't know how many 120+ year olds voted nationwide.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:38 PM (sKqQm)
Given what Elon found in the treasury files , I'd say a bunch.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 05:35 PM (hJH5n)
Sandra Sotomayor Hgih Skul For Grifted Phutre Layers.
*Yes, I know her name isn't Sandra.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:39 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 05:40 PM (mHVWR)
The GOP Congress will also kill SAVE.
Fraud is simply too important in DC. Election fraud, campaign finance fraud, welfare fraud, defense budgeting fraud, and so on. It's a glittering edifice of fraud on a swollen, bank-busting river of fraud that's trafficked by fraud gondolas, piloted by fraudsters, deliver heaps of fraud to docks made of more fraud.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 05:40 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)
Danke Gott!
Posted by: Sandra at March 23, 2026 05:40 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 05:41 PM (UjdFS)
We are in the amusing political moment where the FNM claims the 2020 election - unlike both the 2016 and 2024 elections - was clean as snow and that it is only a fringe belief that it was fixed.
While a majority of actual citizens believe that it was...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:42 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 23, 2026 05:42 PM (0MjtC)
The GOP Congress will also kill SAVE.
Fraud is simply too important in DC. Election fraud, campaign finance fraud, welfare fraud, defense budgeting fraud, and so on. It's a glittering edifice of fraud on a swollen, bank-busting river of fraud that's trafficked by fraud gondolas, piloted by fraudsters, deliver heaps of fraud to docks made of more fraud.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 05:40 PM (BI5O2)
Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until HE ends the game, not us.
Posted by: Robert W. Pratt at March 23, 2026 05:42 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 05:39 PM (hJH5n)
Further, 10% of all the precincts, randomly selected, should be audited every election.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 05:42 PM (S/6Ju)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 05:43 PM (gtcuf)
michigan, wisconsin, georgia, california, illinois, etc. hardest hit.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)
Apparently no one on earth has "standing" to challenge an election.
One of the worst travesties of justice ever perpetrated on a people. They just refused to hear the cases, because they
A) wanted Trump to lose and who cares what it takes
2) were concerned what would happen if the overturned an election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:43 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Sco7b)
Austin did that for light rail. And it's been everything that its detractors said it would be.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
And receive it well over a month before Election Day.
But somehow, we must make all accommodations and allowances for those who choose to wait until the very last moment to mail it in.
And indulge this myth that their intentional delay was caused by some sort of careful consideration of the candidates.
All these lies they stack up to dance around the fact that the whole edifice is to promote and enable fraud.
In a way almost perfectly designed to prevent the detection of that fraud.
So they can then claim there is no fraud.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 23, 2026 05:44 PM (HXT0k)
If we don't get this absentee vote fraud thing fixed, I'm all for new rules that absentee ballots require 4 forms of ID in order to be counted, with the exception of active duty overseas military.
Provide documentation or get your ass back to the states if you want to vote.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 05:44 PM (kcfgw)
Empanada High?
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 05:41 PM (UjdFS)
That ISD in San Antonio names its schools after SCOTUS justices. There is a Brennan HS and a Stevens HS, even. Surprised they didn’t name one after Blackmun.
(Yeah, I see the joke.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 05:44 PM (hJH5n)
BTW my theory on that is they are taking real votes from blue strongholds and shoving them in trunks and trays and replacing them with fake votes on election day.
Since the fake votes are 100-0 but show up in 80-20 districts no one notices. And then if they need the saved ballots they are in fact real so no one can claim they are fakes...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 23, 2026 05:44 PM (fE6HJ)
2020 election is totally legit because the democrap won.
2024 election is illegal or stolen because a republican won.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2026 05:34 PM
That's exactly what Elissa Slotkin said last week. They have no shame.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 23, 2026 05:45 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 05:45 PM (gQ15S)
One of the claims being made by GA election officials was that the electronic voting machines couldn't be hacked because they were even connected to the internet. The election expert took out his laptop and in about 10 seconds he connected to one of the election machines via the internet.
Nobody did anything about it, of course.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 05:46 PM (viF8m)
The federal government needs to land on states like California that took WEEKS to count the ballots, land on them like the fist of God. Its utterly unthinkable, the only reason they took so long was to desperately reduce the 20 million voter win margin that Trump got.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:46 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 05:46 PM (CWTWj)
And the fun part if Hillary Clinton never stopped claiming Trump stole the 2016 election...
So for those keeping score the official leftist position is that our elections are pure and unalterable and anyone that claims otherwise is a NAZI Russian bot but...the 2024, 2016, 2004, and 2000 elections were all stolen
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Should've just never finished it.
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 23, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)
@7NewsDC 1h
More explosive devices were found at a Prince George's County, Maryland, park roughly a day after crews found five other similar devices in the same area.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2026 05:47 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 05:45 PM (gQ15S)
Nobody forgets.
There will be no national divorce.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 05:47 PM (ITncT)
States do that routinely. They do it in Oregon and Washington constantly. And the leftist-stacked supreme courts throw out any ballot measure that does win that they don't care for. Most Oregonians cannot see any reason to vote in anything, ever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:47 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 05:46 PM
Caution makes sense at her advanced age.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:47 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
So not on-time and under budget?
From GatewayPundit. OnlyFans billionaire dead....
As The Independent reported on Monday, billionaire OnlyFans owner Leonid Radvinsky died following “a long battle with cancer.” He was just 43 years old.
“We are deeply saddened to announce the death of Leo Radvinsky,” a spokesperson for OnlyFans said in a statement obtained by The Independent.
“Leo passed away peacefully after a long battle with cancer.
“His family have requested privacy at this difficult time.”
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 05:45 PM (gQ15S)
---------------- Yep --------
89 Democrats will find 162 ballots in a tray in a warehouse two weeks after election day so they can win a state governorship by 129 votes out of 2,746,593 votes counted.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 23, 2026 05:42 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 23, 2026 05:48 PM (0MjtC)
Tucker puts on his patented Confused Tucker(TM) face and goes "I don't even know what that means!"
Matt Walsh's piece on that was excellent.
No, no country has the "right to exist". History is replete with counties that no longer exist.
You either continue to exist through your ability to defend yourself or you don't.
Tucker usually asks the other side of that thought process, "If Israel has the right to exist, did Yugoslavia have the right to exist?"
Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 05:48 PM (9OT3N)
Romania invalidated their presidential election because they claimed Russia created TikTok videos supporting the winner
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:48 PM (sKqQm)
The WA dems were smart enough to capture most of the judicary as well. There was no legal recourse and no guts to fight on the GOP's side.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 05:31 PM (xcxpd)
The Constitution says that in such a case, the feds can step in.
"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government..."
This crap definitely needs to be stomped, otherwise one day we're going to wake up to an MSNBC "story" akin to "Newly discovered ballots prove that Jimmy Carter decisively won the 1980 presidential election against Ronald Reagan".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 05:48 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 05:48 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:49 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2026 05:49 PM (S/6Ju)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 05:49 PM (n5tGW)
As The Independent reported on Monday, billionaire OnlyFans owner Leonid Radvinsky died following “a long battle with cancer.” He was just 43 years old.
“We are deeply saddened to announce the death of Leo Radvinsky,” a spokesperson for OnlyFans said in a statement obtained by The Independent.
“Leo passed away peacefully after a long battle with cancer.
“His family have requested privacy at this difficult time.”
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:47 PM
Contracts have to be enforced.
Posted by: Beelzebub at March 23, 2026 05:49 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 05:45 PM (gQ15S)
This happened with Spanberger 3 times. It’s ridiculous.
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 05:50 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2026 05:51 PM (QkvGw)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 05:52 PM (gQ15S)
These are mostly elderly relatives who still vote Democrat because Daddy and Great-Grandaddy did.
I have one relative in his eighties who loves the military, hates gun control, hates illegal aliens, and doesn't think you can become a woman by chopping off your dick.
Votes straight Democrat every election, because they're "for the little guy".
Yeah, I don't get it either.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 05:52 PM (IG3/x)
I am kind of surprised such an elderly woman has such focus of mind.
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 05:53 PM (gtcuf)
My grandmother was like this. And if you really looked into why it was because the FNM told them the GOP were meanies. And...that's it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:54 PM (sKqQm)
lol I love that song and the little movie he did and the whole deal there
also fingers crossed this is a good ruling. it will be really helpful. PA is so so corrupt but this will help.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 05:54 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 05:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 05:54 PM (gQ15S)
The incident you're likely thinking of is the Battle of Athens (also known as the McMinn County War) in 1946 in McMinn County, Tennessee.
What Happened
Local elections had long been controlled by a corrupt political machine led by Sheriff Paul Cantrell and his allies. They were accused of widespread voter intimidation, ballot stuffing, fraud, and rigging elections for years.
On Election Day (August 1, 1946), the machine's deputies allegedly intimidated voters, beat poll watchers, and even shot at least one man trying to vote. They seized ballot boxes and took them to the county jail to "count" them in secret.
A group of WWII veterans (many just returned from the war) who had been monitoring the polls demanded access to the ballots. When refused and threatened, one veteran reportedly shouted something like: "Get the hell out of here and get something to shoot with. And come back as fast as you can."
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Robert W. Pratt at March 23, 2026 05:42 PM (hJH5n)
Fraud constitutes our entire political system. It's not defeatist. It's not cynicism. It's not arrogant. just our government.
It can't be changed short of force - voting and praying won't do it, and the corruption hasn't yet starved enough people to make them change it.
G-d isn't going to haul our chestnuts out of the fire. Beneath his pay grade.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 05:55 PM (BI5O2)
Hillary "tied" Bernie in 6 counties in IA in the 2016 primary. The rules said that if that is the case it is decided by a coin flip.
She won all 6.
That's even better odds then her cattle futures.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 05:55 PM (CWTWj)
party affiliation is visible from outside the ballot envelope in PA
so, yeah they know which ones to toss in the garbage (most likely, people might vote against their party)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 05:55 PM (j+aD2)
Oh, the Great-Grandaddy in question was mine. He was a Dem party guy involved in the HST and JFK elections. There are family photos of him with both.
Now, one could certainly criticize Truman and (especially) Kennedy, but... they weren't averse to nuking enemies of the United States if need be.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 05:55 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2026 05:55 PM (QkvGw)
No one was seriously injured in the final tally (though there were wounds on both sides), and the veterans' actions were widely celebrated locally as restoring honest elections. Several participants later held public office.
This event is often cited as a rare historical example of citizens using armed force to counter what they saw as a stolen local election. It inspired the saying "The Battle of Athens" in discussions of election integrity and the right to resist tyranny.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:49 PM (b/hR3)
Its sort of interesting. There have been some kids on the ewetub saying that virtually all porn made is controlled by the same company.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 23, 2026 05:44 PM
Even if scotus rules correctly the states in question will ignore that ruling just like they ignored their own election laws in 2020 blaming it on covid.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0N4FZ)
And remember the FL AG reacted to that not be arresting/cancelling/debanking the people that claimed so.
She invited them to forensically analyze the ballots and when they did Shrub picked up a few votes.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:56 PM (sKqQm)
mayyyyyyybe George Mason? used to be anyway
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 05:56 PM (j+aD2)
Better late than never, I guess, but that's a long time to get around to deciding what election day means.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 05:56 PM (6ydKt)
.......
They have the midget demo all sewn up.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)
Narrator: The evidence is not, in fact, to the contrary.
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 05:57 PM (RxVz+)
Of course, that was back when we all lived in caves and fire had just been invented so that must be the reason.
Posted by: Cheri at March 23, 2026 05:57 PM (oiNtH)
My grandmother was like this. And if you really looked into why it was because the FNM told them the GOP were meanies. And...that's it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:54 PM (sKqQm)
We should, at some point, accept the overwhelming evidence that humans are not rational, logical beings able to dispassionately weigh facts and evidence toward a critically thought out position.
Herd animal agit prop and appeals to emotion work for a reason.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 05:57 PM (ITncT)
After the 2000 election we've spent billions on election reforms and now voting day is voting season and no one trusts the results...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:58 PM (sKqQm)
That's my plan.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 05:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 05:57 PM (RxVz+)
Step 1: Make it impossible to detect fraud.
Step 2: Cite this as "evidence" there is no fraud.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 05:58 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 05:58 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 05:58 PM (YwEeS)
65 And North Side ISD named a HS after Sotomayor. FFS.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 05:35 PM
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Fat Failure HS.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 05:59 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt)
Because, legally speaking, the ballot isn't cast until it's received. Until it's received it's just a wish in the air. There's a reason "Check's in the mail" was a bogus answer.
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 05:59 PM (RxVz+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:59 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 05:58 PM (mkw2N)
Fat transgendered sailors hardest hit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 05:59 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:58 PM (sKqQm)
Because it gives them more often the results they want.
It is so obvious that elections have to have integrity to mean anything and yet both sides of the aisle do not want it.
Fuck/shoot them both.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)
Good.
I hope he burns.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 06:00 PM (j+aD2)
Another example of this - I have a lot of left leaning LIVs in my social circle.
They will complain endlessly about all the stupid things the government does in our blue area to make our lives worse. Then come election time they will vote the same people back into office. Because, you know, Republicans are NAZIs, or want to put black people in chains, or some similar shit they got from hearing a FNM headline.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 06:00 PM (sKqQm)
You either continue to exist through your ability to defend yourself or you don't.
Tucker usually asks the other side of that thought process, "If Israel has the right to exist, did Yugoslavia have the right to exist?"
Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 05:48 PM (9OT3N)
That's missing the point. If the answer truly is 'no', as in no country as a right to exist, then any and all means are legitimate to wipe it out. Yugoslavia didn't get invaded or conquered, it split apart. That's not a question of 'rights'.
Israel is (theology aside) more legitimate than almost any other nation because of the UN ruling on it being an independent homeland for the Jews. Very few countries have a global consensus on their formation and existence.
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Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:00 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: DaveA at March 23, 2026 06:00 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 05:57 PM (ITncT)
Word.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 06:01 PM (xcxpd)
Bad news? Season 3 was canceled. Season 2 is still coming out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 06:01 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 06:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 06:01 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: 18-1
____
Recordkeeping is done by 3X5 notecards and when the state was forced to transfer information into databases, ambiguous birthdate information was converted to 1/1/1900 due to limitations in the 1980s era software. The state has only one auditor that was hired to comply with DEI programs and who has an unidentified disability which requires mass quantities of alcohol to alleviate and can only work half days from noon to happy hour. The state plans to review all birthdate anomalies by the 20th of Nevermber.
Posted by: Working as Intended at March 23, 2026 06:02 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 06:02 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 06:02 PM (gtcuf)
This, BTW, is why Muslims sometimes claim modern Jews are decedents of Khazars.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 06:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:59 PM (PYyV9)
The dude had a collection of amputated baby feet.
Amputated. Baby. Feet.
Satan might just have to come up with something new for this dude.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 06:03 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:59 PM (PYyV9)
Far be it from me to comment on someone's afterlife destination, but, in this case, I hope he packed some summer wear.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 23, 2026 06:03 PM (k9OZB)
They've been quite consistent on state's rights since about 1850, though.
First to protect their African slaves, and now to protect their LatinX nannies, cooks, maids, servants and gardeners.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 06:04 PM (6ydKt)
Amputated. Baby. Feet.
The same people that lionize this guy were claiming US troops in Vietnam kept VC ears and therefore all US troops were inhuman monsters...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 06:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 06:04 PM (dIske)
"If I had to guess I’d say it’s a lesser of two evils thing.
Sure, the left is bad on crime, but the right keeps saying I eat cats and should be deported and they want to take away my right to vote."
and
"Asians in the west tend to be liberal because
1) They're often from major cities - SF, LA, NY - all very liberal
2) They often attend elite schools, which are also overwhelmingly liberal
3) They have high institutional trust, which in the west is leftwing coded"
and
"Asians in general are obedient. Women of all nationalities are more obedient than men.
Liberalism is attractive to collectivists. Conservativism attracts individualists.
But they will also conform to things that are absolutely retarded as long as that's what everyone else is doing."
Probably some truth to all of it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 06:05 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 05:57 PM (RxVz+)
Step 1: Make it impossible to detect fraud.
Step 2: Cite this as "evidence" there is no fraud.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 05:58 PM (IG3/x)
DING!
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 06:06 PM (RxVz+)
Posted by: Ed Gein at March 23, 2026 06:06 PM (gKWVE)
I'll always have it burned in my memory. Went out in the backyard with a glass of scotch, 3:00 or so in the morning, pitch dark and silent. My Hispanic MAGA neighbor was out in his yard drinking a Modelo. I said "they're actually going to steal it, aren't they?" And he said "yeah and right in front of our faces." We sat there silently for awhile trying to drink the anger and sadness away.
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 06:07 PM (gtcuf)
Step 2: Cite this as "evidence" there is no fraud.
The same people that tell us there is no fraud also claim millions are denied the right to vote every year.
And yet...all you have to do is find a citizen who is registered to vote, have them go to their voting location and show them being denied and...that has never happened.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 06:07 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:59 PM (PYyV9)
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He's finding out it's not easy being dead...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 06:07 PM (ESVrU)
Step 1.5: Bury all evidence of fraud
Step 1.6: Appoint judges who simply refuse to hear evidence of fraud
Step 2: Cite this as "evidence" there is no fraud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 06:07 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 05:58 PM (mkw2N)
Bad news, they already have paid for two seasons and they're done and in the can.
I expect they'll play the second season later this year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 06:08 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:08 PM (+nEug)
Bad news? Season 3 was canceled. Season 2 is still coming out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 06:01 PM (PYyV9
Coming out is a big thing in 'Star Trek' now. I thought I heard there was a gay Klingon. Representation is everything.
I remember looking into fan films decades ago. There's tons on YT now. I can only imagine how woke those are.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 06:09 PM (u73oe)
I think that is when the American learned to hate. It wasn't so much the steal as how blatant it was, staring you right in the face, daring you to say anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 06:09 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Desinex at March 23, 2026 06:09 PM (jrgJz)
From what I have seen, they are quite good, if amateurish. Not woke at all.
Bad news, they already have paid for two seasons and they're done and in the can.
Paramount could get a lot of good will back by shutting that down and issuing an apology.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 06:10 PM (PYyV9)
> Dude.
> Posted by: Ed Gein at March 23, 2026 06:06 PM (gKWVE)
I know, right? That shit is messed up, dude.
Posted by: Josef Mengele at March 23, 2026 06:11 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 06:05 PM (PYyV9)
I'd agree.
The Asians vote like the Nordics in the Midwest, all for collectivism, just like the old country.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 06:11 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 06:00 PM (xcxpd)
The vast majority of the UN has recognized the sovereignty of a Palestinian homeland as well.
The point of both Tucker and Walsh is well made. Defenders of Project Israel often point to institutions to gain legitimacy for their position, then are quickly dismissive of the same institutions when they voice opinions otherwise.
The bottom line is this, Israel exists because America says it does and Palestine does not exist because America says it doesn't. Kosovo is very similar. Lines are drawn and redrawn all the time because of force dynamics. Russia is presently in the process of proving that what was formerly know as Ukraine does not have the right to exist in its former fashion.
All those Arab kingdoms....created out of whole cloth when strong European nations decided to draw some lines. And just as those lines can be drawn, they can be erased.
Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 06:11 PM (9OT3N)
Like I say, worst case, it'll be 5-1-3 ruling they are unconstitutional; must be received by Election Day.
ACB might try to do something stupid like say received 3 days after.
But, bc the challenged law is 5 days, and CA is however long until the Dem wins, even the 3 liberals won't join her.
But, it'll be 6-3.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 23, 2026 06:11 PM (HXT0k)
That's what shah Shapur did to Valerian, wasn't it? Invite him to parley and then just nab 'im.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 06:11 PM (gKWVE)
What evidence? There is none, whatsoever.
IOW, Bullshit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2026 06:12 PM (DwqWV)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:13 PM (RIvkX)
All those Arab kingdoms....created out of whole cloth when strong European nations decided to draw some lines. And just as those lines can be drawn, they can be erased.
Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 06:11 PM (9OT3N)
We're just going to have to disagree
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 06:13 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 06:10 PM (PYyV9)
If they would just not rehire Kurtzman, cancel his remaining contract, and then hire a decent producer, I could suffer through not seeing the second season.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)
The worst part was staying high on hopium expecting the courts to do something and realizing the entire system is corrupt.
I already knew that about here in Canada. The US was hard to watch.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:14 PM (Sco7b)
You're right.
The next question is: would you rather have Israel take up that space in the near east, or Hamastan?
As for me and my house . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 06:15 PM (gKWVE)
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The wisest, widest legal minds in a generation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 06:16 PM (PYyV9)
8 regime guys must have been in deliberations about who was talking when they all got killed.
I can't quit laughing.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:17 PM (+nEug)
There is no talking them out of voting for Dems, as they have been dead for many years.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 23, 2026 06:18 PM (wBaIH)
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Only a crass materialist believes this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 06:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 23, 2026 06:20 PM (prsxp)
I already knew that about here in Canada. The US was hard to watch.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:14 PM (Sco7b)
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Or like me donating to the legal fund of the republican party to fight the steal and seeing them not fight but keep the money.
That's when I quit giving to anything republican or to WinRed. Haven't for 10 years... even Trump has personally asked me to.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2026 06:20 PM (xvV+O)
Even imprisoned, treated better than many patients & all of their babies.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 06:20 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: raimondo at March 23, 2026 06:21 PM (L4bP2)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:47 PM
You mean there won't be video of it posted online? Huh.
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 06:21 PM (RxVz+)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:22 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 06:11 PM (9OT3N)
Israel exists because they've fought for it, gained important allies, and kept it by defending their land for near eighty years.
The Palestinians have done nothing but whine, complain and bitch, and then maim and kill civilians for eight decades instead of building up the areas they occupy into thriving societies and economies. They've got most of the world supporting them and they still can't do anything to help themselves because they're too busy blaming the Jews for all their problems instead of the moronic fanatics leading them into constant misery.
And you actually believe their bullshit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:22 PM (GD0B3)
I hope he burns.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2)
Hmmm, thought Philly was the "City of Brotherly Love".
Posted by: Askk The Phillies, Flyers, and Iggles Fans at March 23, 2026 06:22 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:23 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 06:23 PM (xcxpd)
Remember how trusting and innocent we were in 1999? Well, at least me.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:23 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0)
......
Personally, I just think it's a stupid rhetorical device designed to try to force people into one camp or the other.
I don't care if Israel exists or doesn't exist.
Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 06:23 PM (9OT3N)
Posted by: Steiner at March 23, 2026 06:24 PM (zwh4w)
Posted by: Person who likes Get This stories at March 23, 2026 06:24 PM (2Ez/1)
Are we talking "Earth Days" of 24 hours?
Or "Venusian Days," which lasts 243 Earth days?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (Q0Z3z)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:47 PM
You mean there won't be video of it posted online? Huh.
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 06:21 PM (RxVz+)
Thank you. That made me laugh.
Time for brutal, horror movies.
Which are cute compared to reality...
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 06:23 PM
70's Bowie are the ones I like, of course.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 06:23 PM (9OT3N)
I'm not the one posting a big essay about "Project Israel".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (gKWVE)
Good.
I hope he burns.
****
Seconded.
Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (7lOC+)
Posted by: Someone named Kermit at March 23, 2026 06:28 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 23, 2026 06:28 PM (f0sNM)
Benson is Michigan's SecState, running for Governor, and is pretty open about putting 120 year olds back on the voting rolls.
After they count the votes in November they'll make Spanburger look like a republican.
Posted by: Auspex at March 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Y8DZL)
That's exactly what I said.
But that's not a "right".
Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 06:31 PM (9OT3N)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:08 PM (+nEug)
I knew he had a reason for doing this. It's genius.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2026 06:31 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 06:02 PM (BI5O2)
I would have preferred he got a pair of scissors to the base of his skull, but I guess this will do.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2026 06:32 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (ynpvh)
I waded into WaPo to argue about him. At the time I could have a fake email and name. I pretended to be a French anthropologist, spewing facts about abortion, and even told the dummies the title of my study was "WaPo in the Mist."
I rattled off information about Gosnell and they were very polite, with me being French. I was laughing like a loon that rainy FL weekend afternoon. They were too afraid to offend me!
Another time, months prior, on my Benghazi rampage, I told them how wrong the column was and the replies would rise up like fire ants after stepping on their nest. I persisted. At one point, loaded with information they had never seen in the US press, and my timeline of events, one dimwit asked if I was CIA.
Then WaPo wanted a real email and name and ended my entertainment.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Conserving Retardation at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (Jy4u8)
What about that situation would require officials to "scramble?" It should be easier. Just count the votes you get by the end of Election Day.
The only "scrambling" would be to make sure that you find another way to get those needed votes to count. And why would "officials" be concerned about that?
Posted by: boatbuilder at March 23, 2026 07:32 PM (QKOLw)
Which are...obvious complaints. Seriously - nobody can see any possible downside to accepting ballots days and weeks after election day?
My state went with mail in balloting. Now we don't know the results for an election for a good week or so. We used to know night of who won. Somehow this is supposed to be "better".
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 23, 2026 07:34 PM (vOtXJ)
Surprise! "Objective Journalist" Who Assails Bari Weiss's Normie Liberalism as Being Far Right Wing Quits CBS to Join a... Left-Wing Pro-Biden Propaganda PAC
It's weird how these people who all swore for years that they were nonpartisan straight shooters keep joining hard-left organizations.
Ex-CBS sissy Scott McFarlane is the latest. He's joining a left-wing propaganda twitter account called "MeidasTouch." (You can tell it's a first-rate journalistic operation by the "punny" name.) I wish I could tell you more about them. They just post clickbait/ragebait headlines all day. I had no idea had any pretensions of being an actual news site. They just re-state whatever the cult meme of the day is. McFarlane was "disillusioned" by the editorial direction Bari Weiss was taking CBS but he's very happy now to be working for Temu Jezebel.CBS Alum Scott McFarlane Joining Left-Wing MediasTouch as Chief Washington Correspondent Former CBS News correspondent Scott MacFarlane joins left-leaning outlet MeidasTouch as Chief Washington Correspondent and will anchor a daily program, Scott McFarlane Reports. Former CBS News correspondent Scott MacFarlane revealed Monday that he will join the left-leaning outlet MeidasTouch, just weeks after abrupt exit from the network amid reports he had grown "disillusioned" under editor-in-chief Bari Weiss's leadership. In a video posted Monday to X, MacFarlane confirmed the "good news" that MeidasTouch had brought him onto the platform as chief Washington correspondent and added that he will soon anchor a daily program, Scott McFarlane Reports, positioning himself at the center of the network's political coverage. MacFarlane framed the move as a shift toward stripped-back reporting, saying MeidasTouch shares his approach of delivering news "straight to the point" and avoiding "production theater and the useless bells and whistles."Yes, "straight to the point." It's explicitly a propaganda organ of the Democrat Party, formed by allies of Joe Biden to pump out regime propaganda.
Brent ScherBack to the article:
@BrentScher No, you don't get it. I'm not saying Meidas Touch is openly partisan -- it is literally a PAC. It was founded as a political operation during COVID to help Joe Biden.
He stressed: "I'm not an opinionist, I'm an editorialist, I'm far from a politician. I'm an enterprise reporter and have been for a quarter of a century." "This moment of unique political toxicity and unique political danger," MacFarlane continued, adding that he and the network share a commitment that "you don't platform lies, you don't platform conspiracy theories, and you don't allow for the whitewashing of history."
He says he shares their "north star" of reporting... pic.twitter.com/pGV1u3e9ML
— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) March 23, 2026
CNN's Jake Tapper on why he's anchoring The Lead from his office pic.twitter.com/YSDRRU2JHU
— The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) March 21, 2026
CNN is letting Tapper doing his show live from his office today and it is truly one of the weirdest live news broadcasts I’ve seen in a long time pic.twitter.com/5YekegUcIN
— Niles Francis (@NilesGApol) March 20, 2026
Anderson Cooper indulged his greatest passion -- home makeovers!!! -- and redecorated his set to look like a podcaster's basement studio, using the oversized standing mics popular with podcasters.
How long has AC360 on CNN been doing the faux podcast set design? pic.twitter.com/UPratOPT4w
— Alex Weprin (@alexweprin) March 20, 2026
Police just uncovered a YouTube 'view farm' after a sting operation, phones mounted to the ceiling running nonstop for fake views. pic.twitter.com/MiFwOPRUkv
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) March 23, 2026
Former Reuters bureau chief who lost his job and is now struggling to survive as a taxi driver:
— Shelly Kittleson (@shellykittleson) March 22, 2026
"In my previous jobs, I interviewed prime ministers and CEOs (...) We are all improvising, all one broken transmission or missed paycheck away from something even worse
(...) in the… https://t.co/JbTqGde8Ji
The fact this former journalist is publishing this lament in the hard-left Nation magazine helps explain the role he himself may have played in destroying the industry that once employed him. https://t.co/9xIt4FuRu0
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) March 22, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at March 23, 2026 04:01 PM (iVUs+)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2026 04:02 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 04:03 PM (Sco7b)
That's department of redundancy department level stuff there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2026 04:03 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 04:03 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 04:04 PM (n17eQ)
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Police just uncovered a YouTube 'view farm' after a sting operation, phones mounted to the ceiling running nonstop for fake views.
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Switch it over to my channel!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:04 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (u82oZ)
Their ENTIRE LIVES they've lived in a bubble, one the probably don't even know was curated for then, where they only had the most fleeting connection to people on the other side.
They truly do think they are the moderates and the majority. They are that blinkered.
It's hilarious because they also believe they are the erudite, cosmopolitan elite when they are the most cloistered people in the world today.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2026 04:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:07 PM (j+aD2)
Who was that journalist who had great conversations with taxi drivers?
They should do a podcast.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 04:07 PM (MIIRH)
They have been reporting the war. A lot of coverage on gas prices and 'suffering Americans' too. And so much hand wringing that the war isn't over yet with a DisneyChannel happy ending.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 04:07 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 04:08 PM (wtvvX)
nah he's not elite enough for a taxi medallion
he's just an uber driver
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:08 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 04:09 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 04:09 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 04:09 PM (Av6i5)
Someone like a Walter Kronkite could basically decide what wars the US got to win.
Posted by: Leupold at March 23, 2026 04:09 PM (eIzlH)
Who was that journalist who had great conversations with taxi drivers?
They should do a podcast.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:07 PM (2GVsD)
Tomrade Friedman. Big fan of Chinese totalitarianism. For the public good, of course.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 04:09 PM (nHXB4)
nah he's not elite enough for a taxi medallion
he's just an uber driver
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:08 PM (j+aD2)
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He is actively contributing to the economy through a useful service that uses dynamic pricing to provide the most efficient and cost-effective solution to people.
He's moved up in the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:09 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (vbXSk)
Smash! Like! Subscribe! Comment! Share!
Posted by: Old MacDonald Had a YT View Farm EIEIO at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (YwEeS)
Bring me the fainting couch! Stat!
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 04:09 PM (Av6i5)
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News from 300 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (mFhj8)
Yeah that was... that was a facepalm moment. I get it, CNN is desperate but damn that was painful and sad to see. Howdy fellow kids!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (PYyV9)
Interesting times we live in.
I need a desk with so many nicknacks that I have no room to work because flair is more important than space.
Interesting color pattern on the blog for the moment
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 04:11 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 04:11 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: illiniwek
I'm pretty sure that's what all those "streamboo" "Best viewer" chat messages are about.
You pay them to set their view farms to your channel. Might require an actual person to hit the "watch now" button
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:11 PM (a+4eV)
I used to get pressure from certain clients to buy views that way
so you pay, that's the revenue stream
they set up scripts/little programs to run the phones or iPads or whatever
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:11 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (YwEeS)
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4 million LIVs getting their news from a no longer hard-left outlet that occassionally paints Democrats in a slightly negative light will have downstream effects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:11 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (vbXSk)
Smash! Like! Subscribe! Comment! Share!
Posted by: Old MacDonald Had a YT View Farm EIEIO at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (wVcYX)
Wow, That's just weird! *laughs nervously*
Posted by: Tucker C. at March 23, 2026 04:11 PM (mFhj8)
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Ah, so you censor and enforce narratives.
I got ya.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)
The best part is he'll get replaced by a Waymo soon....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 04:12 PM (wtvvX)
You pay them to set their view farms to your channel. Might require an actual person to hit the "watch now" button
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:11 PM (a+4eV)
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I looked into this briefly, and apparently the common thing is very different.
The service buys ad space on low-rent sites, mostly porn sites, that autoplay the video being pimped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:12 PM (gYVzu)
lol Tex!
that's true! ok now it's all even funnier
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:12 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 04:13 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:13 PM (2GVsD)
At a red light going up a steep hill on a busy day.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 23, 2026 04:13 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Steve Scherer at March 23, 2026 04:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:14 PM (vFG9F)
Get some TCL pay as you go smart phones and the "minutes of use" cards, an voila, you can boost your own channel views into the monetizable range.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:15 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:15 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:14 PM (vFG9F)
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If somebody wants to do the job of journalism, yeah. Sure.
If they feel more at home at a PAC, then they are propagandists, so, no.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)
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gee, who assembled those I wonder ?
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 04:15 PM (GD0B3)
It does explain how shows like Mr Beast can claim such vast numbers when, let's be honest: how many of you even know someone who watches his stuff? I know we're all old here but you have grandkids and stuff. Some of you will say yes, but he has the most popular channel on earth with BILLIONS of views. With that kind of coverage everyone should be familiar with or watch that show.
Something just don't add up here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:16 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: fd
I think of hot Latina weather babes all the time.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
... wow, and yikes.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
... wow, and yikes.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
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I thought about trying to use a service for like a day.
Just some brief research showed how completely shady the whole thing is, how it can actually lead to YouTube just killing your channel without opportunity for appeal, and revealed real dangers about giving these people anything like real bank information.
I'll grow slow and steady, thank you very much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:17 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:17 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 04:17 PM (wtvvX)
They aren't but imagine the setup cost. All those thousands of phones, all the service for every one, all the power to run them and charge them, all the space to set them up... that's hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get going.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:18 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)
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It was probably a career move, assuming they both had careers.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:18 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:18 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 04:18 PM (GD0B3)
Be careful playing Pickleball.
A man who was a friend of Charlie Kirk died after a fatal injury playing Pickleball.
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 04:18 PM (3ek7K)
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I think to be a true podcaster you need the oversize headphones.
And a thumbnail of you and somebody else with your mouth agap.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (prsxp)
60 FARE AND BALANCED
funny!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:18 PM (j+aD2)
I have my good days and my bad...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (wtvvX)
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bitcoin...
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (GD0B3)
Pro tip, inspired by Chipotle: lean into that group in a more meaningful way, and offer handys to really drive meaningful transaction performance
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (V6t7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)
That's why they let Jake podcast from his office.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (vFG9F)
good point
when people in my space used them ten years ago (clients paid us for ad performance and this is how we cheated them) they were offshore
doing something like this in the US is pretty shocking. not a good sign.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2026 04:20 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:20 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 04:20 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:20 PM (2GVsD)
Illegals murdering Americans would EACH and INDIVIDUALLY get the same coverage George Floyd got.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Good plan. I've never considered using one of those services - seemed like a good way to get my identity stolen - but just blocking the message bots wasn't useful.
I put the services' domain names in the "blocked chat terms" of my Twitch settings. Which doesn't prevent them from trying to post, but they're never visible.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:21 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:21 PM (vFG9F)
"This moment of unique political toxicity and unique political danger," MacFarlane continued, adding that he and the network share a commitment that "you don't platform lies, you don't platform conspiracy theories, and you don't allow for the whitewashing of history."
I'm not an opinionist, I'm an editorialist
I'm an enterprise reporter
WTH does any of this even mean?
"you don't platform lies, you don't platform conspiracy theories, and you don't allow for the whitewashing of history."
Unless, you know, you do, because that's all you've done your entire career, you pathetic git.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 04:21 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 04:21 PM (qgHp7)
Pro tip, inspired by Chipotle: lean into that group in a more meaningful way, and offer handys to really drive meaningful transaction performance
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (V6t7R)
Adds new meaning to "tipping your driver".
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 04:21 PM (wtvvX)
A man who was a friend of Charlie Kirk died after a fatal injury playing Pickleball.
Posted by: four seasons
I thought it was popular with the olds because it is super-safe or something.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 04:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 04:18 PM (3ek7K)
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Probably Erika Kirk and her Mossad Squad.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)
The problem is the leftwing narrative has become insane.
For example, the coverage of the murdered college student is that it is perfectly normal there are parts of the country citizens can't go without a real risk of being murdered...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 04:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:22 PM (2GVsD)
1,000 of them is $30,000. Assume rental spaces and energy costs are like...$5,000 a month.
Can you charge and secure customers to run 24/7? What do you charge per view to just meet your initial capital investment and make more than your monthly payments?
Seems doable, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:22 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at March 23, 2026 04:22 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 04:23 PM (RxVz+)
"Do you approve or disapprove of the U.S. taking military action against Iran?
MAGA Republicans
🟢 Approve: 92%
🟤 Disapprove: 8%
All Republicans
🟢 Approve: 84%
🟤 Disapprove: 16%
YouGov | 3/17-20 | 3,335 A"
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:23 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 04:23 PM (3ek7K)
Full contact Pickleball is hard on the body.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:23 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 04:10 PM (YwEeS)
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This is known which is why I was very surprised by NBC's nightly News stating clearly that it was the Dem's refusal to fund TSA that was causing the long lines.
My draw dropped.
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2026 04:23 PM (G0vdT)
Biden increased the budget by about $4T/year.
That money basically all went to leftwing clients and interest groups.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)
I put the services' domain names in the "blocked chat terms" of my Twitch settings. Which doesn't prevent them from trying to post, but they're never visible.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:21 PM (a+4eV)
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No one's reaching out to me yet. Probably still too small. But we'll see.
I will sell out for the first endorsement, though.
Yes, I will sell your old lady skin cream on my channel for movies that primarily appeals to men. $500? Yes, I'll hock the shit out of that stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:24 PM (gYVzu)
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Apparently , Charlie Kirk had a billion close personal friends. So who was he ?
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 04:24 PM (GD0B3)
... If you discount the Texas Air National Guard thing...
... And all that Bernie Goldberg documented in "Bias" about CBS.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2026 04:25 PM (Fi81e)
"Do you approve or disapprove of the U.S. taking military action against Iran?
MAGA Republicans
🟢 Approve: 92%
🟤 Disapprove: 8%
All Republicans
🟢 Approve: 84%
🟤 Disapprove: 16%
YouGov | 3/17-20 | 3,335 A"
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
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Let's be honest.
Americans like it when we punch down militarily. We just do.
We're less enamoured of being consumed by an aimless mission of nation building, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:25 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 23, 2026 04:25 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)
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Agentsmithsmith is still trying to escape the Matrix.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:25 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: What a pussy at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (IifOV)
Sci-Fi-Morons: Who wrote the story about the post-human world where robots just chattered among themselves sending back and forth meaningless information?
Posted by: Auspex at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2026 04:20 PM (GUOwU)
You want journalistic integrity in a familiar format.
You'll settle for vaguely centrist stories online.
You'll get AI Max Headroom and 2 minute Hate with Emmanual Goldstein all day every day every channel
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (zafwz)
Fking Carter
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
XD. Hey, even men like having moisturized skin.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: 18-1 "
They left has already been saying for a few years expectations of safe streets is White Privilege.
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (GUOwU)
A man who was a friend of Charlie Kirk died after a fatal injury playing Pickleball.
Posted by: four seasons
I thought it was popular with the olds because it is super-safe or something.
Posted by:
That's what they tell their wives. Until the call from the ER because their 70 yr old ass wiped out on a clay tennis court. Yeah. Father-in-law wrenched his back bad because he fell.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (3ek7K)
Ryzen 7 9700X
Asrock Challenger RX 9070 XT 16GB
Asrock B850M-C
Team T-Force Delta RGB 32GB (2 x 16GB) DDR5 6400MHz
Kingston SNV3S M.2 2280 1TB
Windows 11 Home
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (2GVsD)
We'll be in touch!
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 23, 2026 04:25 PM (vFG9F)
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Penguins are our friends.
They only want the best for us.
Do whatever the penguin wants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (gYVzu)
Even with friends and family plan how much is it a month to have unlimited bandwidth? And the power to recharge them all every night? Probably not hundreds of thousands but close to 100k including the location.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:27 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ripley
You're damn right it is. And it's going to stay that way.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 04:27 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:27 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 04:28 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)
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Agentsmithsmith is still trying to escape the Matrix.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:25 PM (cWLG3)
I doubt he could even escape from the Mattress.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 04:28 PM (wtvvX)
Even with friends and family plan how much is it a month to have unlimited bandwidth? And the power to recharge them all every night? Probably not hundreds of thousands but close to 100k including the location.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:27 PM (PYyV9)
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The set up looks like it's all plugged to the wall, and they're probably using some kind of free wifi in a mall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:28 PM (gYVzu)
WTH does any of this even mean?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 04:21 PM (Riz8t)
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You're suddenly unavailable a lot more than promised?
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)
Gems from the taxi cab confession:
"I wanted to stay in Canada, where I owned a home and my kids attended the local schools, but I was unable to find a new job that would allow me to." YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T OVERSTAY YOUR VISA AND DEMAND SUPPORT FROM THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT?
"In Canada, I made about $130,000 a year." BUT IN CANADA, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO SAVE SOMETHING FOR A RAINY DAY.
"I hired an immigration lawyer to put everything together and I waited for an invitation to apply. Canada’s immigration process is governed by a point system and is by invitation only." YOU MEAN IT'S NOT CRASH-THE-BORDER AND STAY INDEFINITELY?
When I lost my job, my entire family lost access to Canada’s publicly funded healthcare coverage, and there is virtually no private health insurance there. We had no family doctor, and, God forbid, if any of us had to go to the hospital, it would have to be paid for out of pocket." YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T GET SUPER-DUPER FREE HEALTHCARE WITHOUT PROPER DOCUMENTATION?
Virtually every line.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 04:28 PM (n7rxJ)
Americans like it when we punch down militarily. We just do.
We're less enamoured of being consumed by an aimless mission of nation building, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:25 PM (gYVzu)
Wilsonian neoconservative, League of Nations dogooder BS. He started it !
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 04:29 PM (GD0B3)
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Fixed for probable accuracy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 04:29 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 04:29 PM (b/hR3)
Reportin' facts be hard, yo!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 04:29 PM (2WIwB)
That's right in there for a mid-range PC. I don't know how much those video cards go for alone. Maybe $800?
I suppose it has a nice big power supply and watercooling?
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:29 PM (vFG9F)
I may have cocked that up.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 04:28 PM (aZm/F)
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No, you are right. Journalists writing editorials pretty much did that in unison.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2026 04:29 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 04:29 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
You need to look at the pre-paid cards, for less traceability, not anything through the big providers.
Power probably isn't any more of a problem than someone with lots of other electronics in the house.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:30 PM (a+4eV)
Lefties will always be more likely to read an article with a title like, "Trump to murder millions of children if we don't stop him now" over even something recognizable like, "Trump demands racist proof of citizenship for benefits for children receiving benefits" versus the accurate "Trump calls for common sense verification steps to reduce fraud"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)
Turns out Al the AI is much better at writing "news stories" then he is at doing anything physical.
Oopsie!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:31 PM (vFG9F)
"In my previous jobs, I interviewed prime ministers and CEOs (...) We are all improvising, all one broken transmission or missed paycheck away from something even worse
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Like coding?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 04:31 PM (RIvkX)
That's right in there for a mid-range PC. I don't know how much those video cards go for alone. Maybe $800?
I suppose it has a nice big power supply and watercooling?
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:29 PM (vFG9F)
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I'd balk if it did have watercooling at that price, not expensive enough. I would want to find out the make and model of the motherboard and PSU (power supply). Otherwise that looks like a good price, Anna.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:32 PM (cWLG3)
Hopefully they will still get their free Meals on Wheels and other free shit.
Posted by: CNN Blows Chunks at March 23, 2026 04:32 PM (Y3tOr)
Seems doable, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I'm pretty sure a jillion simultaneous views from a single location flags the platforms, though.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ)
Cooler Master Hyper 212 Spectrum V3 CPU Air Cooler
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: RebeccaH at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (VFung)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (RIvkX)
Seems doable, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I'm pretty sure a jillion simultaneous views from a single location flags the platforms, though.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ)
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Each has their own IP address, so it seems to be enough to get around it all coming from the same node.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (gYVzu)
"It was my first morning as an Uber driver, and everyone I picked up was Latino or South Asian and heading to work. My first three customers were schoolteachers. Then I dropped a young woman at a hospital and her mother at a grocery store that had yet to open. I brought a young man to a large auto mechanic’s garage, another to a Panera Bread chain restaurant, and a woman to the open back door of a strip-mall diner.
I made $130 in a little less than five hours. Since I’m 55 and have the bladder of a 3-year-old, I had to find a place to pee three times. “Welcome to Donald Trump’s America,” I muttered..."
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (c35xG)
Oh, tough times, now? Yeah, we've been there.
On a more serious note, from what I'm reading about Canada 130,000/year is taxed through the a-hole.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
That's what VPNs are for.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:34 PM (2GVsD)
That's what VPNs are for.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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That adds to the cost, and platforms detect them anyways.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 04:34 PM (n7rxJ)
So sad for this future taxi driver.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 04:34 PM (RIvkX)
What fools these people be!
Everyone, and I mean everyone, has a job change sometime. If you don't set yourself up for success, you'd better enjoy the driving.
But they are liberals. Too stupid to take a long view.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (2WIwB)
In my dream world any pol calling for using government to transfer cash from one group to another would be arrested for theft if he voted for it...
Adding the additional step of using government to mug someone instead of doing it yourself shouldn't make it legal...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
If he were really irrelevant you wouldn't need to come here and tell us that. He sounds relevant to you- you're evidently so butt hurt over him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (Nx5jP)
Someone making a honest living
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Bradbury.
Posted by: Auspex at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (Y8DZL)
from what I'm reading about Canada 130,000/year is taxed through the a-hole.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Not the Land of Opportunity, eh?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (n7rxJ)
Downside: This toe-rag has displaced a real cab driver. Unless, of course, it is all just made up.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 04:28 PM (n7rxJ)
It was a while back but there was a story of an immigrant couple in Toronto self-deporting since they were only making $250,000 a year.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (Sco7b)
Cooler Master Hyper 212 Spectrum V3 CPU Air Cooler
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:32 PM (2GVsD)
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So air-cooling, good wattage for the power supply, though an upgrade to a modular 850-1000W in the future would be worth considering. PSUs can be fickle.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:35 PM (cWLG3)
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Marketing Pickleball to older adults was always a *terrible* idea. The game essentially takes away the "safe" part of playing tennis--the moving from one shot to the next, and leaves ONLY the strenuous moves--the windup of the shot itself, the sudden lurch into motion to get back into position, and the slamming on of the brakes once one realizes the true direction of the incoming shot. Its a game almost entirely of jarring movements because the court isn't big enough to actually take more than a couple of steps without having to suddenely stop yet again.
Posted by: Crusader at March 23, 2026 04:36 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:36 PM (vFG9F)
I have no fucks to give to "journalists".
They are liars and should be standing on the corner somewhere trying to get picked up for raunchy sex.
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 04:36 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 04:33 PM (RIvkX)
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This is 100% true. Getting a "journalism" degree is close to getting a "studies" degree. Worthless.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 04:36 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Nx5jP)
Headline: Trump Forces Seniors To Hold Their Pee
And they wonder why they are going broke.
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2026 04:38 PM (GUOwU)
It does explain how shows like Mr Beast can claim such vast numbers when, let's be honest: how many of you even know someone who watches his stuff? I know we're all old here but you have grandkids and stuff. Some of you will say yes, but he has the most popular channel on earth with BILLIONS of views. With that kind of coverage everyone should be familiar with or watch that show.
Something just don't add up here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:16 PM (PYyV9)
For a while there Mr Beast had more views than India's largest content provider that streamed their sports and Bollywood movies to the folks in India. I found that hard to credit, since I not only have not seen him much but I only rarely hear anyone refer to having watched his stuff.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 04:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 23, 2026 04:38 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 04:39 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mHVWR)
I'd say more, but my shift is about to start at the Artificially Flavored Rock Candy Factory.
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 04:39 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:39 PM (cWLG3)
Kramer did it better...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 23, 2026 04:40 PM (nbLIj)
Truthfully anything is a step up from this i7 HP desktop potato that can't upgrade to Win 11.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:40 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth at March 23, 2026 04:40 PM (vFG9F)
They aren't but imagine the setup cost. All those thousands of phones, all the service for every one, all the power to run them and charge them, all the space to set them up... that's hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get going.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:18 PM (PYyV9)
Not if every part of it is either stolen, or paid for with defrauded/stolen money. Every time you see something that doesn't make economic sense, up your mental estimate of how much of the economy is money laundering, and how much of the rest is organized crime in need of money laundering. I think most of Europe and the Anglosphere is approaching Oops Killed The Host levels of parasitism, judging by their persistent military ineptitude while claiming the world's on fire and they take it very seriously. Either they don't take it seriously, or they *can't* do anything about it, and the latter would help explain their supine submission to lightly-armed barbarian invasion.
Posted by: SciVo at March 23, 2026 04:41 PM (Sy6m/)
We encourage all senior citizens to take up their paddle and join a Pickleball League for fun and exercise.
Posted by: Orthopedic Surgeons Of America at March 23, 2026 04:41 PM (Y3tOr)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:41 PM (cWLG3)
Ha!
In a month he will either see the light and get past his political BS, or slip into the throes of alcoholism. Why? Because he is an idiot.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 04:41 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 04:42 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:42 PM (2GVsD)
From Deadline.
There will be no third season for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. The latest installment in the Star Trek franchise will end with the upcoming second season, Deadline has confirmed.
“We’re incredibly proud of the ambition, passion, and creativity that went into bringing Star Trek: Starfleet Academy to life,” CBS Studios and Paramount+ said in a joint statement. “The series introduced audiences to a bold new group of characters, welcomed familiar faces, and expanded the Star Trek universe in exciting new ways."
I did see about 3 minutes. First thoughts. Starfleet Academy doesn't have fitness requirements or beauty standards.
And DS9 should really be on PlutoTV.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Auspex at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (Y8DZL)
Think I'd need some details.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 04:43 PM (8avO+)
CBS caught lying:
1971 - CBS News secretly funds an attempt to overthrow Haitian dictator Francois Duvalier in order to shoot the invasion for a television documentary
1980 - 60 Minutes warns that Jeep CJ-5 has a high rollover danger, later it is revealed that testers only logged eight rollovers out of 435 runs and had hung weights on the sides of the Jeep, not visible on camera.
1986 - 60 Minutes reports that Audi 500s are prone to sudden uncontrollable acelleration. Later a disclosed he had fiddled with the sedan’s transmission and a study showed that almost all examples were driver error.
1991 - 60 minutes runs a piece on "Father of self-help" Werner Erhard in which his daughter accused him of tax fraud molesting her. She later admits that she’d been offered a financial incentive to make the allegations and the IRS retracted its claims and paid a settlement to Ehrhard.
1998 - 60 Minutes runs a piece on a memo claiming that Immigrations officials aided in drug smuggling from Mexico, which was later determined to be fake.
2004 - RaTHergate
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:43 PM (PYyV9)
I thought Scott MacFarlane was that character on South Park that Cartman tricked into eating chili made with meat from his own murdered parents. Not the same guy though.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 04:43 PM (bUYLg)
https://tinyurl.com/neweggamdpc
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)
Other than Win11, the specs look okay. You *might* be able to build a bit better for a bit cheaper if you were comfortable building your own but that looks okay to me.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 04:44 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 04:44 PM (/HeZH)
2007 - Katie Couric runs a piece of libararies largely plagiarized from a column by Jeffrey Zaslow in The Wall Street Journal
2012 - Steve Kroft, co-editor of 60 Minutes, interviewed Barack Obama immediately following the noted Rose Garden press conference held in response to the 2012 Benghazi attack. CBS withheld significant parts of the interview that confirm the President's refusal to acknowledge the attack as a confirmed act of terror
2013 - an ex-security officer named Dylan Davies, who claimed to have raced to the scene and engaged attackers during the attack on a U.S. compound in Benghazi. Davies gave a different account to the FBI, and CBS News had to issue a retraction.
2017 - when a retarded black man is held and tortured to death, CBS implies that it was done white Trump supporters by not identifying the race of the torturers, mentioning that the "N word" was used repeatedly, and Trump was mentioned several times.
2020 - CBS runs footage of of a hospital in Bergamo, Italy aired three days earlier by Sky News, claiming it showed chaos in New York City hospitals.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:44 PM (PYyV9)
this,
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 04:44 PM (MIIRH)
That was about the worst of Shakespeare's plays...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 04:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:45 PM (cWLG3)
It looks fine. I like MSI motherboards but that's just me. If's it's assembled, has a good warranty, and you are comfortable with the vendor, go for it.
My advise always on computers is buy the best one that fits your budget today and don't worry about it anymore. Next month prices and specs will be different and you can spend forever chasing the latest thing.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:45 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Auspex at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (Y8DZL)
Think I'd need some details.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 04:43 PM (8avO+)
Sounds like Dick.
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 04:45 PM (/HeZH)
2024 - CBS doctors an interview with Kamala Harris to make her sound less demented. Trump sues successfully forcing the full transcript out, showing that she sounds demented and stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:45 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:45 PM (2GVsD)
That was about the worst of Shakespeare's plays...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)
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"Scott Tenorman Must Die!"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:46 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Gotta pay for all of that "free" health care somehow.
Too bad you can't access it if you aren't a Canadian citizen....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 04:47 PM (SRRAx)
Fedgov spending: $7T
State/local spending: $5T
So almost 40% of the US GDP is government spending.
And we are one of the least socialist countries in the western world...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:47 PM (vFG9F)
There's a term that refers to the belief that figures in ancient mythology are actually based, to some degree, on actual historical figures. Do any of you know that terM?
I got to thinking about that on the last thread, re the chick who renamed herself after Medea.
Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 04:47 PM (77rzZ)
I really, really wish more ex-journalists would write stories like this.
"I lost my job at the WaPo and no one reads my Substack."
"I used to write about the intersection of race and health, and now I'm living with my mom and stepdad."
"The MAGA economy destroyed my staff position at NBC. Now I'm hoping for a $13/hr Associate Producer position at the local NBC affiliate in my Indiana hometown."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 04:47 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Marooned at March 23, 2026 04:48 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: Anna Puma"
Bonus! Use that to buy more RAM.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:48 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma"
Bonus! Use that to buy more RAM.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:48 PM (vFG9F)
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She needs more than 32 GB of RAM?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:49 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 04:26 PM (a+4eV)
Elizabeth Arden is who I trust to keep the todger in top shape!
Posted by: HRH Prince Harry Markle at March 23, 2026 04:50 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:29 PM (vFG9F)
850w PSU, which is enough, and a Cooler Master air cooler.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 04:50 PM (ExV1e)
Narrator: Sid had never heard of MeidasTouch before this but feels he must root for the home team.
they're probably using some kind of free wifi in a mall.
So... Bob... about this internet bill. Why did our wifi leap to seventeen times the useage from last month??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:50 PM (PYyV9)
You'd think that Tapper would do a better job of setting up his home office. It looks rather like the service desk for a car detailing and tint shop.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 04:51 PM (kcfgw)
It looks fine. I like MSI motherboards but that's just me. If's it's assembled, has a good warranty, and you are comfortable with the vendor, go for it.
My advise always on computers is buy the best one that fits your budget today and don't worry about it anymore. Next month prices and specs will be different and you can spend forever chasing the latest thing.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:45 PM (vFG9F)
What I have done recently is buy a gaming pc at about the 900 ish dollar price point from Best Buy or equivalent for my game stuff. If you just need one for web/email/home finance) the micro pcs out there you can get for a few hundred dollars (they look like a little brick on the desk the size of a stack of CD-Roms) have the oomph of a laptop without all the price and battery issues down the road.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+)
With tax but free shipping. Just over $1,700 and should see it by the end of the month.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO"
I dunno. Do you need more than 10 rounds? 100 horsepower? 16 ounces?
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:52 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 04:42 PM (b/hR3)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
Bart is a scamp. Cartman is psychopathic murderer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:53 PM (PYyV9)
Well that and having the talk show couch and desk doesn't really look like a podcast
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:53 PM (PYyV9)
https://tinyurl.com/neweggamdpc
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)
Other than Win11, the specs look okay. You *might* be able to build a bit better for a bit cheaper if you were comfortable building your own but that looks okay to me.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 04:44 PM (ExV1e)
its pretty easy to deWin11 it by partitioning the drive and putting Linux Mint or something on there if that is what you want. That removes a lot of the need for high horsepower.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 04:55 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)
Fascism is a type of socialism and we have so much government control on nominally 'private' business that we're approaching that threshold even if no one will admit it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
Well that and having the talk show couch and desk doesn't really look like a podcast
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:53 PM (PYyV9)
That is a set. No way that is a real room in his office space or at his home. There's no computer in it that I saw.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)
I think it was a deliberate choice. He knows that nobody trusts the media anymore. The flying logos and spaceship sets just reinforce how artificial and fake they are. Jake, OTOH, he's a man of the people! He doesn't have time for fancy gimmicks, because he's a straight shooter who always shoots straight.
Narrator: He is not a straight shooter.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:56 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2026 04:56 PM (svI9v)
My father worked and tended these phones all HIS life.
My fathers father... he ran a bakery in Brooklyn but was run out of business for being pro Jew.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
There's a term that refers to the belief that figures in ancient mythology are actually based, to some degree, on actual historical figures. Do any of you know that terM?
I got to thinking about that on the last thread, re the chick who renamed herself after Medea.
Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 04:47 PM (77rzZ)
Euhemerism.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 04:56 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:56 PM (cWLG3)
The right is tearing itself apart.
Now you guys all have to disavow Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Matt Walsh, Megyn Kelly, Mark Dice, Steve Bannon, Thomas Massie, and Rand Paul.
In our wildest dreams we wouldn't ever believe we could do to your party what Israel has done for us. We are gonna stomp a mudhole in your asses in the midterms!
Ha! Enjoy your bagels, Shabbos goy!
Posted by: Lurking Democrat at March 23, 2026 04:56 PM (nzwJ+)
You'd think that Tapper would do a better job of setting up his home office. It looks rather like the service desk for a car detailing and tint shop.
Well that and having the talk show couch and desk doesn't really look like a podcast
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:53 PM (PYyV9)
"So you want to be on my podcast? My talk show couch is REALLY comfortable..."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 04:57 PM (kcfgw)
CNN now. They actually are posting viewer comments and I'm actually seeing TACO.
I guess they missed the part about President Trump ordering the bombing of the shit out of Iran for three weeks. They should step out of their safe, womblike news bubble once in a while.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 04:57 PM (Sco7b)
Why doesnt Andi decorate his set like the demonic set of devil worship his crazy mother turned his bedroom into, if you've never seen that it makes anything Jeff Epstein did seem tame.
WEHT to that Ana Marie Cox chick, what was she called, Wonkette.
Did she marry money?
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 23, 2026 04:57 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 04:57 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2026 04:58 PM (G0vdT)
$400+ of that $1849 is going for the 32GB of RAM.
Another $650+ for the RX 9070XT.
It should last you several years, and AMD will give you at least one more generation (10000 series or whatever number they decide on) of CPUs for that motherboard if you want to upgrade a few years from now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 04:58 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 04:58 PM (Y43U/)
LOL they keep trying to make TACO a thing, like "fetch". Its like "Dark Brandon" dude. You're terrible at this.
Remember when the left used to be good at messaging and pop culture? Damn they are terrible now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:59 PM (PYyV9)
Ha, she's smashing into the wall.
Bad huge arm tats, looks trash.
On October 11, 2014, Cox announced on Twitter that she was engaged to Minneapolis risk manager[30] John Ramonas.[31] She married Ramonas on New Year's Day 2015 in Vermont.[32]
On February 28, 2015, Cox announced in an article in the Daily Beast that she is a Christian.[33]
On December 27, 2016, in honor of Carrie Fisher's death, Cox confirmed via Twitter that she has bipolar disorder.[34]
In a 2017 Sports Illustrated article, Cox revealed she has been sober since 2011.[35]
Cox has written that she is a “survivor of sexual assault”.[36]
She has said that she is a survivor of “a couple” suicide attempts.[26]
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 23, 2026 04:59 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 23, 2026 04:59 PM (b4LBp)
CNN now. They actually are posting viewer comments and I'm actually seeing TACO.
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So do they or don't they want war. I'm confused.
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2026 04:59 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 05:00 PM (/HeZH)
In a month he will either see the light and get past his political BS, or slip into the throes of alcoholism. Why? Because he is an idiot.
Posted by: Diogenes
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He says he owned a home in Canada, but now he's getting help from his octogenarian father so his kids can live with him (Italian wife is still in Italy, fearing to come to the States because she might be deported). So he must have depleted his proceeds from the house.
I think that guy is doomed unless his father dies and leaves him something he can start a business with. An Airbnb or something like that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 05:00 PM (n7rxJ)
The college newspaper printed an article critical of the college President so he shot them in the head.
Hired the journalism instructor as his vice president and then fired her.
She was cute. I wondered if it wasn't because of that....
Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2026 05:01 PM (svI9v)
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2026 04:59 PM (G0vdT)
They want whatever is the opposite of what Trump wants. Frankly, I'm surprised the left hasn't come out explicitly in favor of sex with children... outside of California, that is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 23, 2026 04:59 PM (b4LBp)
a distinction without a difference.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:56 PM (PYyV9)
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My computer will be 7 years old in december. I upgraded the graphics card almost 2 years ago. I haven't installed a new game or video proceasing app that doesn't run well with only 16 GB of RAM -- I have 6 TB of storage installed. 32 GB out of the box is plenty for that price.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:01 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 23, 2026 05:02 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:02 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 04:58 PM (Y43U/)
Carter?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 23, 2026 05:02 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 05:00 PM (/HeZH)
I'm in that boat. Built my current rig a couple years ago, needed oomph for work. Now I'm retired, moved over to Linux, and I'll be able to keep this thing until something fails.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lurking Democrat at March 23, 2026 04:56 PM (nzwJ+)
A toasted bagel sandwich sounds really good right now. Light amount of butter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 04:58 PM (Y43U/)
Carter?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 23, 2026 05:02 PM (0bjKf)
Brian Stelter.
Mr Steal your girl
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:03 PM (zZu0s)
But...logically it can't be both.
Either he's like Bush 41 and just gives the left everything they want or he's not...you can't be both...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Trump wants everyone to breathe air.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 05:04 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Lurking Democrat at March 23, 2026 04:56 PM (nzwJ+)
A toasted bagel sandwich sounds really good right now. Light amount of butter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Cream cheese. Lox.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 05:04 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 05:04 PM (MoLlY)
Remember the videos of women downing handfuls of Tylenol?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:05 PM (ExV1e)
I don't get the view farm thing. Why wouldn't you just build one smoking fast machine that watches a hundred videos at once on different VPNs? It seems like that would be cheaper and easier.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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That's what I would think. One box, a thousand virtual devices. But it would probably take a lot of power and bandwidth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 05:05 PM (n7rxJ)
You can follow your average Reddit thread where they'll accuse Trump of being a pedo then at some point call him a fascist NAZI because he won't let the government pay trannies to groom children
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:05 PM (b/hR3)
Georgia senate passed legislation banning cell phone use by high school student from morning bell to ending bell and will go the the governor for his signature. All periods and breaks included. The data form some districts doing it at lower grade levels was overwhelming
Unreal. Fifteen years too late but still a good move.
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2026 05:05 PM (GUOwU)
I have to pretend it's on some sort of alternate Earth where journalists aren't some of the scummiest creatures alive.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: S. Scott McFarkle Lane at March 23, 2026 05:06 PM (ehY6c)
That was about the worst of Shakespeare's plays...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)
Wow... this comment made my brain hurt like when I read how Gandolf and Harry Potter stole the Millenium Falcon to help John Wick defeat the Klingons...
Posted by: Denny Crane - It's True! It's All True! Trust Me, It's NOT The Whiskey!!!! at March 23, 2026 05:06 PM (dmDsy)
But...logically it can't be both.
Either he's like Bush 41 and just gives the left everything they want or he's not...you can't be both...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:03 PM (sKqQm)
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Saying, "HA HA you chickened out again, Fascist!" doesn't seem logical, if you believe the "danger" is real.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:06 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 05:00 PM (/HeZH)
I'm in that boat. Built my current rig a couple years ago, needed oomph for work. Now I'm retired, moved over to Linux, and I'll be able to keep this thing until something fails.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)
I bought a Win 8 portable back in the day that basically could barely run Win10. Put Linux Mint on it one day and it was useful and fast enough to use when I needed something Linuxy.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:05 PM (b/hR3)
Ok, I'll just put my cream cheese between two salted pieces of dried squirrel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:06 PM (zZu0s)
"Pro cornhole player with no arms or legs arrested for fatally shooting passenger in his car"
I don't understand any of that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:06 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: far cry at March 23, 2026 05:07 PM (lmgUY)
Don't forget the part where they make Grendel's mother eat Grendel pie.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 05:08 PM (Cqx++)
I have to pretend it's on some sort of alternate Earth where journalists aren't some of the scummiest creatures alive.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:06 PM (Sco7b)
Plus for the last generation a journalist isn't the dude going to the scene with a pad of paper and seeing what is happening, but someone in a room reading the AP news feed, the UPI feed, or Twitter and cutting and pasting.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)
Well, I don't have any Windows boxes in my house anymore so I always need something Linuxy. Even the wife is on Mint.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:08 PM (ExV1e)
The HP i7 potato is a refurb and it struggles to do anything beyond the basics. I have a used Dell i5 laptop that performs better than it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:08 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:05 PM (b/hR3)
Ok, I'll just put my cream cheese between two salted pieces of dried squirrel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
ON the bagel.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 05:09 PM (MoLlY)
Superman hardest hit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 05:10 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 05:11 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
shoot. Might as well be a blogger if that is the job.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 05:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)
There's a huge difference. The Democrat party cannot feign objectivity. As Breitbart said, the democrats are weak sisters without their propagandists and enablers.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 23, 2026 05:11 PM (b4LBp)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:11 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)
I am coming down to using that distinction myself.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 05:04 PM (MoLlY)
Or cream cheese and bacon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 05:12 PM (ITncT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Trump wants everyone to breathe air.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 05:04 PM (MoLlY)
Trump wants everyone not to take cyanide.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 05:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (b/hR3)
So, low budget.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)
There's a huge difference. The Democrat party cannot feign objectivity. As Breitbart said, the democrats are weak sisters without their propagandists and enablers.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 23, 2026 05:11 PM (b4LBp)
The press can't feign objectivity, and everyone in it are Democrats. No differences.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (8avO+)
As for computers, apparently Crimson Desert makes even the most powerful graphics cards groan, which is a mistake in my opinion. Graphics can only get so good before they start to be a distraction rather than a benefit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (PYyV9)
My first hard drive was 1Gig. Then I moved up to a 10 gig drive and felt like a wild man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 05:14 PM (/HeZH)
This is so sad and desperate it's making my hormones go crazy. My breasts feel full and on the verge of "expressing."
___________________________________________
Dear Scott, Stay in your McFartlane
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2026 05:14 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:14 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)
Dad was a reporter on the city and courts' section for the main paper in Salem until 1964. Before he died a couple of years ago he mentioned that he was expected to turn in around 18 articles a day to keep his job, in the 60's, and he read the same paper that day and there were maybe 17 local articles in the paper, the rest was from USA Today, and from AP
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (rbvCR)
Get off my lawn, I have salvaged the platters from Seagate 20MB hard drives to make wind chimes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (2GVsD)
My first hard drive was 1Gig. Then I moved up to a 10 gig drive and felt like a wild man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s)
You can get TB drives at Costco for trivial prices. Plugs in the back so you need an extra power plug if its a big one. Some power off the USB.
My first HD was 20 MB lol.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
This is so sad and desperate it's making my hormones go crazy. My breasts feel full and on the verge of "expressing."
___________________________________________
Dear Scott, Stay in your McFartlane
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2026 05:14 PM (NtVYv)
Are his Nipples Exploding?
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 05:14 PM
He had an amazing knack for not being there when Superman did something.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (4NO2D)
"disavow Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Matt Walsh, Megyn Kelly, Mark Dice, Steve Bannon, Thomas Massie, and Rand Paul. "
We already did two-three years ago. You do not follow the blog, at all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2026 05:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s)
Man. My first hard drive was 20MB and was built into the PSU.
Those were the days.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:17 PM (ExV1e)
Get off my lawn, I have salvaged the platters from Seagate 20MB hard drives to make wind chimes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (2GVsD)
On the old mini the disks were not sealed and you used a magnetic cover to pull the pizza sized platter stack out to load another one. I think it also was 10-20 MB
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:17 PM (2GVsD)
My first hard drive was 1Gig. Then I moved up to a 10 gig drive and felt like a wild man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s)
You can get TB drives at Costco for trivial prices. Plugs in the back so you need an extra power plug if its a big one. Some power off the USB.
My first HD was 20 MB lol.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
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IBM PS/2?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:17 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 05:18 PM (/HeZH)
He used to, back in the day. He was always scooping Lois Lane on stories because he'd be there as Superman saving the day, they fly back and type up the story of Superman saving the day at super speed. Kinda cheating really.
They don't do much of that any more. Last I heard, Lois and Clark are podcasters but I haven't read Superman since the John Byrne Man of Steel reboot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:18 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:18 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (PYyV9)
It also limits the reach of your game.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: tubal
He made news.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 05:18 PM (MoLlY)
I know at least one guy who turned it into a blog.
Posted by: Oyce of Veydes at March 23, 2026 05:18 PM (nzwJ+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:18 PM (4NO2D)
Not giving it up for the ghost yet
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
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IBM PS/2?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:17 PM (cWLG3)
an ITT PC, actually.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at March 23, 2026 05:14 PM
He had an amazing knack for not being there when Superman did something.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (4NO2D)
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At least Peter Parker had the foresight to plant cameras where he "knew" Spider-Man would be fighting crime...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 05:19 PM (ESVrU)
More memory or a used Porsche?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:17 PM (2GVsD)
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I'd use the savings to either buy another nvme SSD card or, here's a crazy idea, just accept that you saved some money.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:19 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:19 PM (b/hR3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (2GVsD)
I can still remember the magazine ads for the first Winchester 1MB drives.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 05:20 PM (PYyV9)
All his students know he's a piece of shit. All of his professors are pieces of shit, but know he's the biggest turd in their small pond. The janitors know he's a piece of shit. His wife knows he's a piece of shit. He owns a mirror he uses to admire his own turdly visage, so he also knows he's a piece of shit.
It's not like they broke some blockbuster story.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 05:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat InfoWhores at March 23, 2026 05:20 PM (vouPU)
Better see a doctor about that shit. Gee, I hope you have free healthcare.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 05:20 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:21 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)
That lame 'Supergirl' show had her as a journalist too.
Man, that Krypton family had some bad genes.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 05:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 05:21 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 05:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 05:19 PM
My wife was a PC board designer (layout by hand) for a workstation company that went broke trying to break into the Winchester market.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:22 PM (4NO2D)
Propaganda, Injustice, and the world Socialism way
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 05:23 PM (cWLG3)
OK. Did you ever have a pizza delivered? I guess that dude was a retard goy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 05:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:21 PM (4NO2D)
I have toggled in a program one word at a time on a bank of switches for each bit. I had to "compile" it on paper.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 23, 2026 05:24 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 23, 2026 05:33 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 05:13 PM (b/hR3)
I'm looking at new PCs. Damn, it seems like your asshole will be smoking by the time you get anything decent.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 05:35 PM (snZF9)
The g-word is for Gentiles what the n-word is to blacks, I don't care if you use the hard -im or not.
Jews shouldn't be using that word.
Posted by: Christian at March 23, 2026 05:37 PM (9OT3N)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:21 PM (4NO2D)
I have toggled in a program one word at a time on a bank of switches for each bit. I had to "compile" it on paper.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2026 05:23 PM
I never had a computer with that interface but IIRC, I did have to toggle a small patch into a 2703 communication controller once.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 05:44 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Songia SodaMayor at March 23, 2026 06:04 PM (NtVYv)
America's Oldest Skankbeast Taylor Lorenz: Lefties Traveling to Cuba to Boost the Failing Communist Tyranny Are Not Serious People
Yes she said that but... well, you'll see. Hang on, we'll get there.
Lefties are taking "revolutionary vacations," living like kings in the dying communist tyranny while the people go without fuel and electricity. Marjorie Taylor-Greene's bestie Medea Benjamin of Code Pink organized the support-the-tyrants tour.Far-left activists stay in 5-star Cuban hotel as island suffers total blackout Cuba suffered mass power outages throughout the weekend as activists filmed for social mediaLOL, sure.
Far-left activist groups and personalities flocked to Havana, Cuba, this week in an effort to protest the economic sanctions imposed on the country by President Donald Trump's administration. The far-left group CodePink sponsored flights to the communist-led island, and the group was joined by Isra Hirsi, the daughter of Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., and left-wing Twitch streamer Hasan Piker, an ally of democratic socialist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani. The group has faced heavy backlash for staying in expensive hotels to meet with government officials even as Cuban residents go without electricity.
Some delegates in the "Nuestra America Convoy," including Piker, were staying at the 5-star Gran Hotel Bristol Meliá Collection and similar resorts. Piker defended the move on social media, saying U.S. law required that they stay at the ritzy hotels.
"The American government makes it illegal for Americans to stay wherever they want when they're in Cuba," Piker told his followers. "They have to stay in what they've declared as 5-star hotels." The claim received swift pushback on social media, with an X Community Note saying that U.S. law only prevents Americans from staying at venues owned by the Cuban government or its officials. CodePink says it delivered thousands of pounds of aid to Cuba as part of the trip, which was organized by Cuban politician Mariela Castro and a nonprofit called Progressive International, according to the New York Post."Thousands of pounds of aid" = thousands of pounds of water and rice with a total value of a couple thousand dollars.
The group's arrival to Cuba, and subsequent flood of social media videos, came the same weekend that The Cuban Electric Union announced a total blackout across the island on Saturday.
Las activistas comunistas de Code Pink van en un vuelo a Cuba para tratar de ayudar a la dictadura asesina:pic.twitter.com/iFL44dPDX2
— Emmanuel Rincón (@EmmaRincon) March 20, 2026
It’s really so easy to not infect and kill ppl around you. No one is saying u have to be perfect, but if you respond to disabled ppl asking you not to kill/maim them and other vulnerable folks by having a meltdown instead of showing basic solidarity, you are not a serious person
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) March 22, 2026
As far-left American activists flood Cuba to support its flailing communist regime, U.S. officials have opened a sprawling investigation into an anti-America, pro-China nonprofit network forged during a wedding celebration in late February 2017, off Runaway Bay on Jamaica's northern coast. There, beneath a canopy of palm trees, an elite cadre of activists, intellectuals, celebrities, political organizers and comrades in a global Marxist-Leninist-Maoist movement assembled to celebrate the "Revolutionary Love" of two luminaries, both 62 at the time: Neville Roy Singham, an American-born tech tycoon living in Shanghai, and Jodie Evans, a red-haired veteran activist and co-founder of CodePink Women for Peace. Like the opening scene of "The Godfather," where powerful families consolidate power, the wedding celebration was about much more than the union of two people. Over four days of dancing, lectures and late-night conversations in venues from the Flavor Beach Bar to Sharkey's Seafood, celebrating the bond of "Roy and Jodie," alliances were formed that would shape protests, unrest and political agitation over the next decade, from the fiery 2020 scenes in Minneapolis to demonstrations today supporting the regimes in Cuba and Iran. That weekend, Vijay Prashad, an academic described in the official wedding itinerary as a "Marxist intellectual," spoke on a panel, "The Future of the Left." Medea Benjamin, Evans' friend and CodePink co-founder, danced barefoot at the wedding in a bright Indian outfit. According to sources, the wedding attendees invoked the teachings of Mao Zedong, the 20th century Chinese Communist Party leader who ruled China with an iron fist, inspired by Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin, and they discussed how to mobilize the masses to wage a Maoist "People's War." "The revolutionary war is a war of the masses," Mao said in 1934. Many were themselves relics of the Cold War, growing up before the Soviet Union was dismantled in 1989. A monthslong Fox News Digital investigation pinpoints the Jamaica wedding as a starting point for launching a network of organizations that is today waging a new "People's War" on America, aligned with the Chinese Communist Party's geopolitical ambitions to eclipse the U.S. as a superpower through economic programs like the "Belt and Road" initiative, realizing the vision of China's ideological godfather, Mao, through trade partnerships, economic deals and pro-China propaganda. National security experts call it cognitive warfare. Over almost a decade, Fox News Digital has learned, Singham and Evans have activated a global network that now numbers an estimated 2,000 hard-left organizations that parrot anti-U.S. propaganda supporting autocratic regimes leading China, Russia, Iran, Cuba, North Korea, Venezuela and Gaza. Within activist circles, far-left critics refer to leftists who align with authoritarian regimes as "tankies." Many groups and leaders from Singham's network, including Evans and Benjamin, are part of the pro-communist convoy now in Cuba. Fox News Digital has established a documented $278 million that flowed from Singham into organizations that "sow discord" in the U.S. as House Ways and Means Chair Jason Smith put it recently at a hearing on foreign malign influence in the nonprofit industry. According to the data, Singham created a base from which the U.S. is now one of the world's most prolific exporters of radical pro-China communist ideology. Singham and Evans didn't respond to requests for comment.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)If you think I'll let it go, you're mad
You've got another thing coming ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)
Now Imagine giving that fuel to the Cuban people.
Such fucking poseurs.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 23, 2026 02:51 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 02:51 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:51 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 23, 2026 02:52 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)
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Only one place on the internet with this level of cruelty.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 02:52 PM (u73oe)
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT AFRICANS??!?!!
Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 23, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)
I believe Code Pink went to Cuba to be banged by poor men too poor to refuse them.
I did go to the code pink website. No articles on their gloious mission.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 02:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:53 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)
So that's what, 100 lbs per person? Yeah, that'll make a difference...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:53 PM (XuXeR)
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Reportedly, the hotel they stayed at is listed in a statute as being not allowed for Americans to stay at.
$250,000 fine and 10 years in jail for all of them would be okay by me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:53 PM (gYVzu)
Cant remember the dumb bint's name...
Posted by: No Shits To Give at March 23, 2026 02:54 PM (Y3tOr)
I mean, I used to think “I’d hit that…with a Louisville Slugger!”
Now it’s more like “…with a garbage truck!”
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at March 23, 2026 02:54 PM (lo6gX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 02:54 PM (Sco7b)
Underage hookers look even better by candlelight.
Posted by: Your Average Canadian Tourist to Cuba at March 23, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)
The Paolo has, how you say, standards...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:55 PM (XuXeR)
Also the left: It isn't fair that the government restricts which overseas resorts I stay at
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)
Cant remember the dumb bint's name...
Posted by: No Shits To Give at March 23, 2026 02:54 PM (Y3tOr)
Cindy Sheehan.
Shit, there's part of my brain I'll never get back.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 02:55 PM (Sco7b)
Also the left: It isn't fair that the government restricts which overseas resorts I stay at
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)
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"We painted them a nice portrait after using so much electricity that their grid failed and everyone on ventilators at the local hospital died!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: And they don't get the irony at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (TbWk/)
That's over 6 Trigglypuffs.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (vFG9F)
I can't imagine any way in which this could go wrong. People just love it when you gaze upon their suffering from your gilded throne.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)
Hahahahaha, I hope I didn't startle anyone in the cube farm with my laughing.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (cW7Up)
Benjamin or just some other code pinker?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (lQ+/f)
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) March 22, 2026
Tell me you're a f*cking incomprehensible idiot clown without directly telling me you're a f*cking incomprehensible idiot clown.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (7Q7Ca)
"While Hospitals Lose Power And People On Ventilators Die"
(2nd half of the headline)
It was so bad the cops had to stand guard so there were no lynchings.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: kingsman at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (ehY6c)
Cant remember the dumb bint's name...
Posted by: No Shits To Give at March 23, 2026 02:54 PM (Y3tOr)
Cindy Sheehan.
And the left jettisoned her the instant Obama was sworn in.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (rbvCR)
I'm hearing "arrive to" more and more. Sounds really weird to me. You always used to "arrive" "in" or "at" someplace, but never "to."
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
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Was wondering what the Taylor headline would be. And she deserves every word of it.
Posted by: scampydog at March 23, 2026 02:57 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: And they don't get the irony at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (TbWk/)
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They call him a dictator who kills anyone who gets in his way in public, using their real names, from verified locations, while traveling abroad and having to pass through valid ports of entry controlled by the president.
Almost like it's all bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:57 PM (gYVzu)
It's for the children !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 23, 2026 02:57 PM (My2aF)
Yeah, but it's real water- the stuff that comes in a plastic bottle.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2026 02:57 PM (6eubQ)
Shit, there's part of my brain I'll never get back.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 02:55 PM (Sco7b)
Ah Ha! That's her. Thanks!
Posted by: No Shits To Give at March 23, 2026 02:57 PM (Y3tOr)
Nobody's going there for cultural reasons.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 02:58 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 02:58 PM (cWLG3)
Prior to Obama's elections he was a media celebrity.
She was warned to stop protesting after Obama won though and she refused. So Obama had her arrested.
The last I traced her she had written an article, which the FNM ignored, that Democrats were worse then Republicans because the former lied about what they valued.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: From NJ at March 23, 2026 02:58 PM (C8Y7L)
That's over 6 Trigglypuffs.
Does anyone know the Trigglypuff to river horse (aka hippo) conversion ratio?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 02:58 PM (Riz8t)
That's over 6 Trigglypuffs.
Does anyone know the Trigglypuff to river horse (aka hippo) conversion ratio?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 02:58 PM (Riz8t)
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Still better than the metric system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:59 PM (gYVzu)
Heaven on Earth" .......
Then why not move there ?????
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 23, 2026 02:59 PM (My2aF)
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Snort. I bet Viceroy Rubio wears his zipper boots, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:59 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Overeducated wealthy white women with nothing better than to do at March 23, 2026 02:59 PM (C/0aA)
It's for the children !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 23, 2026 02:57 PM (My2aF)
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And just a year or so ago, she was telling conservatives to lump it or leave it. So they left, and quite a few libs joined them, unfortunately.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 02:59 PM (rj6Yv)
>>It's for the children !!!!!!!!!!!
Yea well, their champagne tastes and caviar dreams are running into the buzz saw of reality.
I bet NY is the first state to declare bankruptcy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 02:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2026 03:00 PM (6eubQ)
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 03:00 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: turambar at March 23, 2026 03:00 PM (Q0yOR)
Cuba was the funding and training for the South American revolutionaries from the 50's to the 70's, the one that Plan Condor was developed to stop.
(actually the Shining Path in Peru was funded by the Chinese and were incredibly violent and dangerous)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:00 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 03:00 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Governor "Tampon Tim" Walz at March 23, 2026 03:01 PM (cAEZx)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:01 PM (n17eQ)
Cant remember the dumb bint's name...
Posted by: No Shits To Give at March 23, 2026 02:54 PM (Y3tOr)
Sheehan? Shee...?
She camped out near Shrub's ranch in Tx and was a thing until he was out of office then dropped like a used tissue....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)
I see clips of that Piker guy on Asmongold vids.
He has a very punchable face, and the pizzachit gets his kicks out of shocking his poor dog.
But yet the lefties support his moronic life.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 23, 2026 03:01 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I'm reading a history of the Byzantine Empire that my son gave me for Christmas. The author is an American, but he uses the metric system first when giving dimensions (followed by the imperial units). WTF?
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)
I mean, that's ALL of them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 23, 2026 03:02 PM (95lhs)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2026 03:02 PM (CNl8/)
I sent them used underwear and took the IRS deduction.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (Cuw0G)
I have seen people wearing a mask while driving their car with no one else in the car ....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (X7dyz)
I think that's one of the current administration's little tools for giving a failing tyrannical country a little push in the right direction by inflaming the country's occupants.
I have a hard time believiing in consistent serendipity.
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (dIske)
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Its a Troika - NY, IL, and CA. Only the first to go bankrupt is likely to be bailed out.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Cheri at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (oiNtH)
It was a non-stop influencer fest at the expense of the Cuban people and, if reports are true, several people died in the hospital because the power was used for their concert.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Cheri at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (oiNtH)
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They did the concert to help Free Palestine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:04 PM (gYVzu)
I have seen people wearing a mask while driving their car with no one else in the car ....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (X7dyz)
I live near large Asian communities. They went around with masks even before the scamdemic. No big deal for them.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:04 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 23, 2026 03:04 PM (61TgR)
Oh yeah. This just keeps getting better and better.
https://is.gd/fHSfRZ
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (n17eQ)
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Washington State and Maine are looking a bit green around the gills, lately.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:05 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 23, 2026 03:05 PM (Q/FnY)
Give these Karens a taste of REAL poverty
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 23, 2026 03:04 PM (61TgR)
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Anyone on the plane not of American origin should be denied re-entry.
Any Americans should be arrested for staying at a sanctioned property.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:05 PM (gYVzu)
And they used the electricity to have a free concert by a pro-Communist Irish rap group. A description that invites, no, DEMANDS mockery.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (dIske)
Russian built and maintained poorly by the Cuban government for 50 years, almost no bunker fuel and little else to power it. The miracle is that it came back up at all.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (rbvCR)
And they used the electricity to have a free concert by a pro-Communist Irish rap group. A description that invites, no, DEMANDS mockery.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (2ocoG)
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Communist true believers are a parody by this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
It's common in China because their air pollution is so bad.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Cheri
Lost all power. People on ventilators died.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:07 PM (MoLlY)
I'm reminded of the rich bitches on Martha's Vineyard who were so glad to see the back of the illegals they so want to inflict on the rest of the country. Because they don't have the facilities, you see.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Masked Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 03:07 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 03:07 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 03:07 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
It's common in China because their air pollution is so bad.
Posted by: Bulg
Yeah. When you can chew your air...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:07 PM (MoLlY)
Its actually illegal for someone who visits Cuba to stay at government housing at the behest of the government, but Hasan will yet again skate
*again, by Communist Cuba standards
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:08 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (n5tGW)
OLIGACHY!!!!!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 23, 2026 03:08 PM (nHXB4)
What the everloving hell?
Those people are insane.
Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 03:07 PM (3ek7K)
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"Despite all of the organized, nationwide efforts to implement communism, it hasn't been done right. Also, Cuba is communism done right, it's just that Americans won't trade with them to help them rise out of the 1950s. It's capitalists' fault that communism isn't modern. Also, it's great that Cuba is stuck in the 1950s and dirt poor without consistent electricity. That makes them closer to the noble savage."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:08 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
It's common in China because their air pollution is so bad.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)
Was good to see you back among us last night Bulg.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:09 PM (QGaXH)
I bet NY is the first state to declare bankruptcy.
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Its a Troika - NY, IL, and CA. Only the first to go bankrupt is likely to be bailed out.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:03 PM (n17eQ)
Classic Prisoner's Dilemma, reframed in terms of Fed gov't bailout
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 03:09 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:09 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:09 PM (XuXeR)
Almost too on the nose.
AI?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 03:09 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2026 03:10 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (gYVzu)
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As a movement, they're about as decrepit as Bernie Sanders.
Things are so bad, even Mika and What's 'iz name turned on Chuck Schumer on their morning show.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)
It is reminiscent of Marie Antoinette saying " Let them eat cake" although that was probably propaganda and she never said that. I think they should face some consequences for that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 03:10 PM (7RYym)
Give these Karens a taste of REAL poverty
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 23, 2026 03:04 PM (61TgR)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Posted by: John McClane at March 23, 2026 03:10 PM (wVcYX)
You'd be wrong. All I could find was a pic of two homosexuals standing next to a few bags of what looks like rice and some Tylenol. Can't cost more than a few hundred dollars, a thousand at most.
I've seen more groceries being loaded into SUVs at Costco when mom makes the weekly grocery run.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Thanks, it's good to be back. I missed this place. Still would read the Morning Report and lurk on some of the later posts.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 03:10 PM (n5tGW)
Japanese wear masks a lot in public too, its kind of an Asian thing during flu season. I don't mind if people want to do it, I just mind if people REQUIRE someone to do it, or do it in ridiculous settings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:11 PM (PYyV9)
As a movement, they're about as decrepit as Bernie Sanders.
Things are so bad, even Mika and What's 'iz name turned on Chuck Schumer on their morning show.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)
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Thankfully, we're mostly fighting feudalists who wish for a ruling elite who jet around the world while serfs code monkey in pods instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:11 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 03:11 PM (aTgV0)
Why not? After all, that's where electricity comes from!
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 03:11 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 03:06 PM (n5tGW)
someone must guide the economy and the culture to bring them to the point where socialism can work without a guiding hand. Until then, we must employ those best trained and best suited to the role of controlling the economy. Their needs must be met in full as their labors are the greatest in society, and their word must be absolute in their own area since without correct guidance backed by state discipline, those ill trained in the shining new order will prevent the development of the proper socialist state.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yeah, I think it was Voltaire who came up with that.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (77rzZ)
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U2? Doing rap? Pro-Communist you say?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 03:11 PM (wa/yD)
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Like for him to move to Afghanistan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (gYVzu)
Top of the hour, Katy Tur on MS Now.
"Democratic Think Tank (oxymoron, I know): Immigrants must come the right way or not at all.
Whoa. They're actually talking about the need for ICE. My brain is hurting.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Mark1971
I'm sure that CATO bitch is going to tell us how this benefits the US economy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (diia5)
Almost too on the nose.
AI?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 03:09 PM (aTgV0)
I'm going with real. Not even AI can capture that true horror.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (BGygK)
You'd be wrong. All I could find was a pic of two homosexuals standing next to a few bags of what looks like rice and some Tylenol. Can't cost more than a few hundred dollars, a thousand at most.
I've seen more groceries being loaded into SUVs at Costco when mom makes the weekly grocery run.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
There should be a manifest somewhere listing all of the cargo.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (MoLlY)
Top of the hour, Katy Tur on MS Now.
"Democratic Think Tank (oxymoron, I know): Immigrants must come the right way or not at all.
Whoa. They're actually talking about the need for ICE. My brain is hurting.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (Sco7b)
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No one thinks 2026 is going to be like 2018 anymore.
Not even Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:13 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: kingsman at March 23, 2026 03:13 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
It's common in China because their air pollution is so bad.
Posted by: Bulg
Yeah. When you can chew your air...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:07 PM (MoLlY)
I'm quite close to 'Little Saigon'. I carpooled with someone who's carpooler's escaped Viet Nam (by boat) after the fall of Saigon. In the back of her car she had shopping bags from 'Saigon Market'..versus from Vons or Stater Bros or...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:13 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:13 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Dudley DoWrong at March 23, 2026 03:14 PM (AaY6N)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (diia5)
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"Some stupid redneck from West Virginia or wherever, I don't care you all fuck your cousins, would have killed her anyway, and we wouldn't have heard a thing about it because you are all racist."
-that CATO bitch, I know who you're talking about but couldn't name him to save my life
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:14 PM (gYVzu)
Denaturalize and deport the whole family now.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2026 03:14 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:14 PM (n17eQ)
You'd be wrong. All I could find was a pic of two homosexuals standing next to a few bags of what looks like rice and some Tylenol. Can't cost more than a few hundred dollars, a thousand at most.
I've seen more groceries being loaded into SUVs at Costco when mom makes the weekly grocery run.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
There should be a manifest somewhere listing all of the cargo.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (MoLlY)
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It's a copy of the receipt for the supplies they bought at Dollar Tree!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM
I assume that they hope those at the top will be brought down, not that they themselves will be kept down.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM (bFu5X)
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This fvcking guy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (Sco7b)
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President DJT broke their brains. They're racing about a pitch-dark room while the walls are closing in.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Masked Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:11 PM (PYyV9)
Like while alone in your car on a rural road with no real traffic?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 23, 2026 03:16 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 03:16 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Cheri
Lost all power. People on ventilators died.
Posted by: rickb223
Seems too perfect to be true, so I'mma wait 72 hours on believing that one.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 03:17 PM (a+4eV)
They looked like people going on an African safari -- just taking pics of poor Cubans instead of rhinos and lions.
It was sickening.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 23, 2026 03:17 PM (0MjtC)
Denaturalize and deport the whole family now.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2026 03:14 PM (4KUe5)
yeah, like yesterday.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 03:17 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 23, 2026 03:17 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM
Spoken like a man who lives in a blue state and observes the natives.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 03:17 PM (bFu5X)
That should read 'someone who's family escaped...'
Thought I corrected it prior to hitting 'Post'.
Apologies.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:18 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Masked Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM (nHXB4)
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Seriously, I'm sure that not a scrap of food on plates or cutlery went into the waste cans.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:18 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:13 PM (QGaXH)
There are a lot of necessary staples you can't get from the Piggly Wiggly. I mean, firm tofu, doenjang, sesame leaves, sticky rice, and the "chiles of pain and despair" for a start.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Masked Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM (nHXB4)
or..he should have went. He could feed a village.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 03:18 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM (rj6Yv)
A trash compactor on Level 6?
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at March 23, 2026 03:18 PM (wVcYX)
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*laughs maniacally*
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 23, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)
I mean, he's probably right but... it looks really bad for you to have power when the rest of the city is blacked out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:19 PM (PYyV9)
I guess they shouldn't have turned the amps up to 11.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at March 23, 2026 03:19 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Kneecap at March 23, 2026 03:19 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)
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The endless allure of Free Shit.
That, plus I think a lot of the average people drawn to communism is that they think they will eventually be at or near the top.
You can show these people endless pics of breadlines, empty store shelves, and other indisputable horrors of communism, and they will always shrug because they don't think that will ever be them waiting in line -- it will be someone else.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 03:19 PM (mHVWR)
The source for it is "my Cuban friend" and its posted by nevertrumper loons, who think they are pwning the right. So who knows whether its valid or not but this really was a rake to the face for them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:20 PM (PYyV9)
The media all thinks they'll be commissars after the Glorious Revolution. Spoiler alert: they'll all be Trotsky. Especially Tater.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 03:20 PM (2ocoG)
the English fucked us
So fuck the English
And all old systems
Rise with the proletariat
Kill the bourgeoisie.
Doesn't matter if white or brown
Just kill white people
Especially us Irish, we suck."
-Typical Irish rap
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:20 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:01 PM (n17eQ)
Look at the pic of the bitch on the plane. Would you eat that?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2026 03:20 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 03:21 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:14 PM (n17eQ)
I'd like to see a couple of 747's full of regular people from Cuba given a tour of Costco, etc here in the US and told 'now go back and tell your friends....'
Didn't some commie Soviet (redundant) dignitary get one look at an American supermarket back in the '80's (?) and remark something like 'we're doomed...'?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:21 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: morigu at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (RDxgA)
I guess. But you'd think some of them might be a bit curious why communism not only fails everywhere its tried but it usually takes down a lot of little people when things go pear shaped.
Our government went nuts during covid but they didn't weld my doors shut to make me a prisoner in my home.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (viF8m)
Hah.
And yes, I will be traveling to Cuba as soon as they get their act together. And raise a glass of rum to The Old Man...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ian S.
William of Orange took out Trotsky????
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:21 PM (QGaXH)
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Gorby? Someone along those lines, yes.
Now, the left sees the wealth of America and outright wishes that everyone just had less.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (gYVzu)
If you never go, you'll miss out on some things you'd like, but more you don't. And this is a yuuuuuge, luxurious country with more cool stuff and people than you could see in a lifetime.
Looking back on it now, I shouldn't have wasted the time and money, except that I learned how much foreigners suck ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (BI5O2)
Top of the hour, Katy Tur on MS Now.
"Democratic Think Tank (oxymoron, I know): Immigrants must come the right way or not at all.
Whoa. They're actually talking about the need for ICE. My brain is hurting.
Look at the approval numbers for the SAVE Act. Republicans are in the high 80s, and even Democrats are in the 70s. It's political malpractice to oppose it, which explains John Cornyn and Murk.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 03:23 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
I thought that was Yeltsin.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (Riz8t)
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Well, Murk doesn't win elections by convincing voters to vote for her, so that makes sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:23 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: morigu at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (RDxgA)
We're open all day!
Posted by: Lenscrafters at March 23, 2026 03:23 PM (nHXB4)
And yes, I know Cornyn finally endorsed it. The news is that it wasn't always a given that he would. He's only doing it because he hears the electoral grim reaper sharpening his scythe.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)
Boris at Randalls in Clear Lake...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:25 PM (XuXeR)
Didn't some commie Soviet (redundant) dignitary get one look at an American supermarket back in the '80's (?) and remark something like 'we're doomed...'?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:21 PM (QGaXH)
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Eff Costco. Send a couple of busloads to the nearest Buc-ee's. Parking lots filled with trucks and cars, with not a Nash nor Dodge in sight.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Didn't your parents take you and Joe Mannix to a lot of places overseas? I remember reading comments from him indicating that your family was quite well-traveled.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:01 PM (n17eQ)
Look at the pic of the bitch on the plane. Would you eat that?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2026 03:20 PM (g8Ew
Not with a rented face for practice.
Posted by: Starving Cannibal at March 23, 2026 03:25 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 03:25 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM
Spoken like a man who lives in a blue state and observes the natives.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 03:17 PM (bFu5X)
Yup, exactly. I would see it on the jersey turnpike too. People in their car, windows closed, wearing a mask. One day I pulled up to a light and the car next to me had a mask wearer behind the wheel. I started doing that big breath through the nose and smell the fresh air gesture. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 03:26 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:01 PM (n17eQ)
Moros y Christianos. Although you would probably be hard-pressed to find any Christianos in that group.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (QaH55)
Set up the Caribbean League! And the Pacific League! my dream of the MLB.
Would kinda gut the talent out of NL and AL though heh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Masked Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 03:15 PM (nHXB4)
They were afraid he'd cause the island to tip over.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (QGaXH)
There are people in third world countries like Cuba dying in the streets from hunger and/or disease and this bints like Taylor Lorenz think wearing a mask is a priority. I saw this traveling to South America during the Covid hoax.
Un-f***ing-real
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Mark1971
......
Gee, I hope he's getting free healthcare.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)
Might see a Studebaker, tho...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (XuXeR)
That should read 'someone who's family escaped...'
Thought I corrected it prior to hitting 'Post'.
Apologies.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Actually, that should read "someone whose family escaped..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (n7rxJ)
She’s a Steven Crowder caricature of the insufferable liberal journalist come to life. It’s just too bad she’s real and not a Smiling Friends character.
Covid doesn't kill it maims, but I still agree more people are going to be harmed from the Flu than Covid.
Inb4 all these americans find out 1. Cuban food is bland and sucks 2. The water makes them all have diarrhea for a week. Many of them will get sick 100%.
Thank you, Taylor, for being an ally in this trying time /s
Whenever someone says that white privilege exists, I point to her.
Taylor sucks, but there's nothing wrong with that part of her comment. Impoverished countries and communities, in general, are going to be less able to absorb the shock of a disease outbreak.
One thing Cuba absolutely does better than the US is healthcare. (The bar is in hell here.) Far more Cubans are fully vaccinated for Covid than Americans. This is the Ugliest American of takes.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (JCZqz)
Name it the Rubios.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)
His specific objection was "This is what the peasants have!" or something along those lines, too. Which is why it's one of the best anti-communist stories.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (2ocoG)
Did you see her latest proposal? Carve out an exemption for boomers in the SAVE act. Literally anyone born before 1962 doesn't have to show ID.
For a while I was baffled by this until someone mentioned Nursing Home fraud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (ZxPkt)
Knock out yo fillings
Cuz you don't got my shillings
I'll rearrange yo features
When I'm on the creature
Girl, catch me later
When you got my taters
Posted by: Lil' Mick at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:21 PM (QGaXH)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAAhqv4p1XM
Posted by: Starving Cannibal at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (XuXeR)
One thing Cuba absolutely does better than the US is healthcare. (The bar is in hell here.) Far more Cubans are fully vaccinated for Covid than Americans. This is the Ugliest American of takes.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (JCZqz)
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These two should fight.
"Impoverished countries have the worst time fighting new infectious diseases!"
"Cuba has the best healthcare system in the world!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (gYVzu)
Didn't some commie Soviet (redundant) dignitary get one look at an American supermarket back in the '80's (?) and remark something like 'we're doomed...'?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:21 PM (QGaXH)
a lot of Cubans have family in the US sending remittances to them to survive economically. This is now mostly money, that has to go through the Cuban state bank where a large fraction is raked off, and is a major revenue source for the Cuban state.
In the past it was legal to bring in a certain amount of goods as well that were unobtainable in Cuba, but could be picked up cheap in Miami.
They know some of what they are missing, and that there is more than they can think of. The videos of newly arrived Cubans going to markets is heart breaking. Cuba has been destroyed to shore up the Castro family and their toadies, and they spend money to convince foreigners that this is the way to power and money.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (RIvkX)
I noticed only one of two people on airplanes the last two weekends that had them on.
Might as well paint "I'm a dumbocrat" on your forehead instead.
Would be less obvious.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (WYStd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
Cuba’s power grid collapses in third nationwide blackout amid US oil blockade
Network breakdowns compounded by daily blackouts of up to 12 hours caused by fuel shortages
Cuba’s power grid collapsed on Saturday leaving the country without electricity for a third time in March as the communist government battles with a decaying infrastructure and a US-imposed oil blockade.
The Cuban Electric Union, which reports to the Ministry of Energy and Mines, announced a total blackout across the island without initially giving a cause for the outage.
The union later said the blackout was caused by an unexpected failure of a generating unit at the thermoelectric plant in Camagüey province.
https://tinyurl.com/4wxstmdv
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (MoLlY)
I guess they shouldn't have turned the amps up to 11.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at March 23, 2026 03:19 PM (D0HYP)
Hip hop group? I know you're confused Nigel, but those homos don't have amps that go to 11.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (snZF9)
If the Code Pinko aid had been "thousands of pounds" of diesel fuel, that would have been appreciated. Instead it probably was printed material -- community organizing stuff and so on.
By the way, Medea Benjamin appears to be melting.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (krI25)
It is reminiscent of Marie Antoinette saying " Let them eat cake" although that was probably propaganda and she never said that. I think they should face some consequences for that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 03:10 PM (7RYym)
There's an argument that she was actually recommending that the people be fed with the more expensive cake flour as a substitute for bread, which was in short supply. The revolutionaries just made up a snarky quote to piss off the commoners and whip up revolutionary fervor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (kcfgw)
Discuss.
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (ZxPkt)
Go talk to Martin Armstrong at Armstrong Economics. He will tell you all about it.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (rbvCR)
Nobody tell her. She will somehow find a way to become even more insufferable.
Posted by: SciVo at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (Sy6m/)
Clear lake. Houston FTW!
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (Riz8t
They - MS Now - had a headline saying President Trump wouldn't fund DHS until the 'Save Act' is passed.
I think Trump is so popular because he's the anti-McCain and actually fights.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ian S.
There's also the story (true or not, I don't know) about the Soviet propaganda mills putting out the story that the US feeds dog food to its old people only to have people say "They have special food for dogs?"
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)
Top of the hour, Katy Tur on MS Now.
"Democratic Think Tank (oxymoron, I know): Immigrants must come the right way or not at all.
Whoa. They're actually talking about the need for ICE. My brain is hurting.
Posted by: Stateless
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UPDATE the day after Democrats win elections:
Democrat Think Tank: Come to think of it, immigrants can come however they want.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (n7rxJ)
"Impoverished countries have the worst time fighting new infectious diseases!"
"Cuba has the best healthcare system in the world!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (gYVzu)
Pretty sure that (mental) midget wrestling is banned in 28 states.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 23, 2026 03:31 PM (WYStd)
Did you see her latest proposal? Carve out an exemption for boomers in the SAVE act. Literally anyone born before 1962 doesn't have to show ID.
For a while I was baffled by this until someone mentioned Nursing Home fraud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (PYyV9)
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If that's what she's objecting to...whatever.
Where the SAVE act could have actual teeth is when new registrations happen. Required verification that doesn't happen because local registration systems are corrupt?
Open to federal legal action headed by USAs and backed by the full force of the DOJ.
Combine that with the Civil Rights' division's efforts to clean up voter rolls of dead, duplicate, and illegal registrants, and you've got a whole new ballgame.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:31 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:13 PM (QGaXH)
There are a lot of necessary staples you can't get from the Piggly Wiggly. I mean, firm tofu, doenjang, sesame leaves, sticky rice, and the "chiles of pain and despair" for a start.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR)
I didn't express myself clearly. My point was that while we might have bags from Vons or Stater Bros, she had bags from the local Vietnamese markets....that was her 'normal'. I used to tease her on Friday afternoon asking what her plans were for when we got home - headed to Saigon Market to stock up? LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:31 PM (QGaXH)
Cuban food is great but after over half a century of crushing tyranny and low supplies yeah, I bet its pretty bad now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9)
No, they have amps that are only at 11. There are no other settings other than "bass", "more bass", and "enough bass to vibrate the stub that Ilhan Omar has instead of a clit".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 03:32 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 03:32 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: SciVo at March 23, 2026 03:32 PM (Sy6m/)
Cuban food in Florida is fantastic. You're probably correct that it's not so great back in the homeland right now.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 03:33 PM (2ocoG)
Democrat Think Tank: Come to think of it, immigrants can come however they want.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (n7rxJ)
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Remember, they tanked their 2024 autopsy for a reason. Probably a host of reasons.
The actual party will not moderate, and the presidential primary debates are going to be competitions for who can promise the most to illegal immigrants.
"You only want to welcome them back? How can you be so heartless? I want to grant them all citizenship and free healthcare."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:33 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (mHVWR)
Fuck you! Our water is drinkable. Toss 'em in Great Salt Lake.
Posted by: Starving Cannibal at March 23, 2026 03:33 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 23, 2026 03:31 PM (WYStd)
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Probably not in Florida!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:34 PM (gYVzu)
Never apologize....
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:34 PM (XuXeR)
Never apologize....
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:34 PM (XuXeR)
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It's a sign of weakness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:34 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:13 PM (QGaXH)
There are a lot of necessary staples you can't get from the Piggly Wiggly. I mean, firm tofu, doenjang, sesame leaves, sticky rice, and the "chiles of pain and despair" for a start.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR)
I didn't express myself clearly. My point was that while we might have bags from Vons or Stater Bros, she had bags from the local Vietnamese markets....that was her 'normal'. I used to tease her on Friday afternoon asking what her plans were for when we got home - headed to Saigon Market to stock up? LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:31 PM (QGaXH)
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There's a local Chinese market -- a real, authentic Chinese market -- I shop at. They have lots of foods you'd never see in a Shop-Rite, the prices are very low, and it's never crowded when I go.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:35 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)
If you think I'll let it go, you're mad
You've got another thing coming ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)
COMING FOR YOU!!!
(Head explodes)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 03:35 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 03:35 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 03:35 PM (RIvkX)
Resolved: the world will face a war of civilizations before the end of this century.
Discuss.
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (ZxPkt)
Go talk to Martin Armstrong at Armstrong Economics. He will tell you all about it.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:30 PM (rbvCR)
Way ahead of you there hoss.
Posted by: Zombie Samuel Huntington at March 23, 2026 03:36 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
I would fuck them. Yank them out of the seat and toss them out the door at 30,000 feet. Now they're fucked.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 03:36 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:33 PM (gYVzu)
Not many are healthy and there’s the catch.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 03:36 PM (464q3)
Did you see her latest proposal? Carve out an exemption for boomers in the SAVE act. Literally anyone born before 1962 doesn't have to show ID.
For a while I was baffled by this until someone mentioned Nursing Home fraud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:28 PM (PYyV9)
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There was a YT short with a title screaming "PRIMARY HER!"
I thought that was amusing, since Republicans did exactly that about 10 years ago. Joe Miller was the official GOP candidate - A Tea Party favorite. Murky didn't miss a beat, she ran as an Independent - Write In candidate. The Dems immediately dumped THEIR official candidate and ordered the party faithful to write-in their vote for Murky. Mitch, of course, funneled money to the Murky campaign, then forgot that Miller ever existed. He pushed her into the Senate, where they have been lovebirds ever since.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)
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I'd bet the pre-made Cuban sandwiches at Publix are better than the homemade stuff Cubans are having to deal with right now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 03:36 PM (AkEZC)
Perfect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 03:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 23, 2026 03:37 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Amen brother! I only said Costco because I have not one but two within four miles of me and the nearest Buc-ee's is 1200 miles east and one left turn.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:37 PM (QGaXH)
Watch out for the hourly specials at HMart. You'll get stampeded for the bock choy...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:37 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2026 03:37 PM (GUOwU)
Didn't Taylor attend the PronHub awards ceremony? I don't think any mask would help in that environment.
She won the trophy for "What Are You Doing, Step-Grandma?"
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 03:37 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2026 03:02 PM (CNl8/)
Just carrying the diseases Americans won't carry.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 03:38 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 03:38 PM (bXbFr)
Sadly true...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2026 03:02 PM (CNl8/)
Just carrying the diseases Americans won't carry.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 03:38 PM (zjgNU)
Spreading a plague too. Lovely.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 03:39 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:31 PM (QGaXH)
No, I understood. My wife is Korean and her friends are Korean and Vietnamese. "Ocean Market" and "Que Huong" are closer than the H Mart in Tigard
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:39 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:37 PM (QGaXH)
And 4 Targets within a few miles, also.
Southern Calif isn't all bad, even though we're paying over $6 per gallon now for gasoline. LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:39 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
Yeah the only real hope is that Democrats think they have a genuine shot and she gets primaried out. Or God takes her home... to wherever that may be in her case.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
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At least it's not boiled steak.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:39 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 03:11 PM (wa/yD)
He has a seizure, and his dog gnaws his junk off?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 03:40 PM (8zz6B)
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>>NEW: The FBI has found 1.9 million pages of missing records in a secret "hidden room" at headquarters that was maintained by former directors James Comey and Chris Wray, according to a Judicial Watch FOIA. The Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF) contains several safes holding the docs, including ones generated from Special Counsel Mueller's investigation.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 03:40 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
They were, and we were, but we only ever traveled in the US together, oddly enough. No family trips overseas. But between the four of us we've covered a lot of the globe.
Turned most of us into chauvinists, though my dad expressed some love for Singapore, and I loved the Czech Republic. Israel has a lot of good stuff among the socialist crap, and they like Americans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 03:40 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
British cuisine has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I'll bet they trade tree bark soup recipes with North Korea.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:41 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 03:27 PM (n7rxJ)
You are right! I stand corrected. Thank you dear. (smiles)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:41 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
British cuisine has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)
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I do love good fish & chips and a good beef wellington
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:42 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 23, 2026 03:42 PM (xqL5c)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
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I watch a lot of Bake Off.
They seem to be pretty good with cakes and bread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:42 PM (gYVzu)
In the past it was legal to bring in a certain amount of goods as well that were unobtainable in Cuba, but could be picked up cheap in Miami.
They know some of what they are missing, and that there is more than they can think of. The videos of newly arrived Cubans going to markets is heart breaking. Cuba has been destroyed to shore up the Castro family and their toadies, and they spend money to convince foreigners that this is the way to power and money.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:29 PM (rbvCR)
Sounds a lot like the GDR and their fake 1:1 exchange rate where you had to exchange for East Marks at that rate at the border and were prohibited from taking any out for any reason.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 03:42 PM (464q3)
I think she's 72 and in some other pictures she looks like she's had a lot of cosmetic surgery done. And of course older people get sick but she's married to a billionaire (?) and thus can have the best health care.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 03:42 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:43 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR)
Burdock root, shirodashi, sesame dressing, daikon, okra...
Ok, you can probably get okra at the piggy wiggly, but not Kroger.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 03:43 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Any port in a storm, right?
Posted by: 3AM, drunk, and it's closing time at March 23, 2026 03:44 PM (JCZqz)
There's a certain irony in that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 03:44 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Yeah, took a trip to Israel with some Navy buddies when I was stationed in Turkey. Had a great time, despite getting sunburned, getting dysentery, and having a sea-urchin spine lodged in my finger.
Prague is on my bucket list. I hear so many good things about it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 03:44 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 03:45 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
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I watch a lot of Bake Off.
They seem to be pretty good with cakes and bread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:42 PM (gYVzu)
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Maybe, but I'm not into cakes or bread ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
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Have I informed you of the joys of sourdough?
It's not a cult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:45 PM (gYVzu)
I freely admit I can't keep up with protests since Trayvon. I did pay Pretti Good attention to the Somilian fraud ICE epidemic.
I am an incredibly busy person who relies on Ace for my news. So busy that at the end of the day I accomplish mostly nothing.
One has to assume at this point MTG would appear with the "National Hobo League of Indigenous Nations to Stop Condoms for the Prevention of Smallpox" to get her photo in the news.
Granted, I've seen pocked asphalt after a flood or lava look smoother than her face. Plus, I should write her that as we age our noses get bigger. Her potato nose will soon need its own passport.
I am actually going to be busy for the rest of the day, so I hope MTG is in Cuber and that sonic thing accidently goes off when she flips a switch. Her nose could produce a gusher.
I'd prefer Cuba not have to endure these idiots after all they've had to deal with in my lifetime. I'd prefer to have them swan in to El Salvador.
Thirty years in FL I really like Cubans and their restaurants. Good Americans. They don't deserve these buttwipes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 03:45 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 03:46 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)
Hit the countryside, my dude. It's gorgeous. Good fishing, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 03:46 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:46 PM (rj6Yv)
It's not a cult."
Yes it is. And I pretty much avoid breads...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:46 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: morigu at March 23, 2026 03:22 PM (RDxgA)
Category error right there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 03:46 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 03:46 PM (Ia/+0)
@agusantonetti
Translated from Spanish
The members of Pablo Iglesias and Hasan Piker's VIP flotilla throw food at Cuban children to make them dance while they record videos for their social media.
They've already crossed all the limits, they think they're dealing with animals. Cuba is not a safari for foreigners.
https://x.com/agusantonetti/status/2035862545832017940
Posted by: 13times at March 23, 2026 03:47 PM (WYjo5)
They never embraced the pepper....
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I am very happy with their Ropa Vieja. Its delicious.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:47 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aZm/F)
I know we aren't supposed to, but G-d Damn do I want unspeakably horrible things to happen to Hasan Piker.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 03:11 PM
He has a seizure, and his dog gnaws his junk off?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 03:40 PM
put the collar on piker and give the dog the clicker
best live stream ever
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2026 03:47 PM (tljrc)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 03:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:47 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at March 23, 2026 03:48 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 03:48 PM (viF8m)
But when they get to any food from outside England... its a horror show.
I'd like to Cuban coffee someday. Followed by a Cuban cigar.
On a Cuban beach
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:48 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 03:48 PM (BI5O2)
James May has entered the chat...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:43 PM (XuXeR)
You DONKEY!!!!!!
Posted by: Gordon Ramsey at March 23, 2026 03:49 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
Since this is a food thread now, a friend of mine married a Cuban girl. I always invited myself over when her mother and grandma were visiting. A simple black beans and rice never tasted so good.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 23, 2026 03:49 PM (QaH55)
https://youtube.com/shorts/CVkOnTF13LE?si=BLmlmu0QsfLpblkJ
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 03:49 PM (UPXfN)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 03:50 PM (UPXfN)
Lefties from Berkeley and other hard-left enclaves have been organizing and going on these 'communist tourism" activist vacations to Cuba multiple times per year for decades. And it's not just Code Pink. There ar3 several groups that have standrd ongoing tours. Heck, even Barbara Lee, former Berkeley/Oakland congressperson and now Mayor of Oakland, helped to organize them and go on these "Vinceremos Brigade" tours. It's just what old East Bay lefties do as their standard vacations, like other people go to Club Med or a Carnival Cruise. And yes, they alwasy all stay in 5-star hotels and take iPhone picture of quaint poor people and then get tours organ ize by the Cuban Communist Party to collective farms, and so forth. And yes, they have always fetishized the noble Savage poor Cubans and treated them like an Instagram photo op.
But now that Trump's sanctions are having real effects, the world is finally noticing this type f tourism, and laughing at it, deservedly so. But it is not new or a one-time thing. It's an industry
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 03:50 PM (Av6i5)
Right with you. The Old Man said it was the most beautiful place he'd ever seen...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:50 PM (XuXeR)
FFS
Posted by: Seems Legit
You have no idea how many people were mentally broken by the one-two combo of Trump and COVID lol. Of course, they were probably already heavily medicated AWFLs, but that just pushed them over the edge.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 23, 2026 03:50 PM (JCZqz)
The members of Pablo Iglesias and Hasan Piker's VIP flotilla throw food at Cuban children to make them dance while they record videos for their social media.
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This is despicable.
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 03:50 PM (GD0B3)
FFS
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aZm/F)
She should move to Seattle. She'd fit right in.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 03:51 PM (mFhj8)
https://youtube.com/shorts/CVkOnTF13LE?si=BLmlmu0QsfLpblkJ
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 03:49 PM (UPXfN)
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So strange, the trucks behind the lead truck stopped.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 03:51 PM (aZm/F)
How'd these hotties get in?
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 03:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 03:51 PM (bXbFr)
My old dive shop was a private concession but the shop was in the Caribe Hilton. There was an older Cuban woman who worked in the hotel kitchen and she would the best rice and beans. I practically lived on the stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 03:52 PM (BI5O2)
I propose the Taylor Lorenz Curve: The level of delusion required to believe this woman, over time.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 23, 2026 03:52 PM (S/Y4j)
For the political party that tells you how much they care for the little people that is fascinating is it not?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 03:52 PM (QtEBE)
Right with you. The Old Man said it was the most beautiful place he'd ever seen...
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My Dad lusted for New Zealand. I remember him threatening to move to New Zealand if Bobby Kennedy became President.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:52 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2026 03:52 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 03:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 23, 2026 03:50 PM (JCZqz)
I've noticed a significant number of the orthodox covidians* are Black. It's not just the over-medicated AWFLs.
*You can recognize the orthodox covidians like orthodox Jews. They both wear a small piece of fabric on their heads, but the Jews put theirs on top of their head while the covidians on the opposite side.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (j+aD2)
For the political party that tells you how much they care for the little people that is fascinating is it not?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
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If I told you that 15 years ago, the Democrat Party shifted from trying to generally win voters's votes to trying to outright stealing elections on a national scale, how would they react to news of the people suffering under their policies almost a full generation later?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (BI5O2)
https://youtube.com/shorts/CVkOnTF13LE?si=BLmlmu0QsfLpblkJ
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 03:49 PM (UPXfN)
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So strange, the trucks behind the lead truck stopped.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 03:51 PM (aZm/F)
Yep. Still can't believe he didn't see that jet barreling down the runway to his right...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 03:54 PM (wtvvX)
https://youtube.com/shorts/CVkOnTF13LE?si=BLmlmu0QsfLpblkJ
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 03:49 PM (UPXfN)
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So strange, the trucks behind the lead truck stopped.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 03:51 PM (aZm/F)
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Cue the conspiracy theories ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)
You can only asymptotically approach the Taylor Lorenz delusion maximum.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2026 03:54 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 03:54 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 03:54 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
C'mon...there are hot women everywhere. Where can you go that DOESN'T have hot women. Okay, probably San Francisco. And maybe West Virginia isn't a great hunting spot, as it has the highest obesity rate in the US, followed closely by Mississippi and Louisiana, all with around 40% of adults rated "obese".
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 23, 2026 03:54 PM (JCZqz)
Lefties from Berkeley and other hard-left enclaves have been organizing and going on these 'communist tourism" activist vacations to Cuba multiple times per year for decades.
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 03:50 PM (Av6i5)
I thought it was only recently us 'normies' could go to Cuba.
When I was working and had a security clearance we were told 'don't' even after it was allowed. Even if you're going to take a cruise, make sure the boat doesn't dock in Cuba, else good-bye clearance.
Same deal when they legalized pot in California....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 23, 2026 03:55 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2026 03:55 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:55 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 03:55 PM (QtEBE)
The members of Pablo Iglesias and Hasan Piker's VIP flotilla throw food at Cuban children to make them dance while they record videos for their social media.
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This is despicable.
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 03:50 PM (GD0B3)
I'd like to start a charity to save the children from "Save the Children."
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 03:55 PM (Sco7b)
California's Tax Raiders Are Now Digging Through Retired Contractors' Old Receipts
A retired California contractor just received a nasty surprise from the state: a demand to hand over three full years of purchase records so bureaucrats can hunt for unpaid "use tax" on materials he bought years ago.
In a raw video that's making the rounds, the man—who ran a remodeling business for over a decade before selling it—lays out his frustration plain and simple.
"I ran a business in California for over ten years remodeling manufactured homes. I sold the company probably, uh, three, four years ago. Now I get this letter from the California Department of Taxation and Fee Administration—demanding that I provide three years of all my ledgers, all my records, so they can audit me for something called 'use tax.' I've never even heard of use tax."
He explains that everything he ever bought for the job was purchased at retail, with sales tax already paid. No wholesale exemptions, no tax dodging.
"Everything we buy, we pay retail, we pay sales tax on it. We don't charge our customers sales tax—we're not collecting it, we're paying it."
(Cont.)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:55 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (wBaIH)
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I thought it was excellent. It's not what you would expect from "Chinese food" in USA, but I liked it. Except bird's nest soup. That was nasty.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)
"So what authority does your agency even have to ask me to go through my records for the past three fucking years and send them to you so you can browse through it and try to find fucking money to cover the debt? The fucking state of California… This is how broke they are. They're coming after people like me who already paid every damn tax they could squeeze out of us. It's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous."
The video captures a growing sentiment: California's massive budget shortfalls have turned the tax man into a retroactive hunter, combing through old receipts of small business owners and retirees long after they've closed shop. For many, it's less about unpaid taxes and more about a government so deep in the red it's willing to shake down anyone it can reach.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (MoLlY)
The commie Karen who helped run New Zealand down when she was PM, Jacinda Ardern, just moved her entire family to Australia.
New Zealand is gorgeous but the government sucks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (QtEBE)
Yep. One had to have the right connections...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (XuXeR)
Well TSA i on strike. Just make sure the plane lands in Miami and let the locals know who is on it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (MoLlY)
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It'd be hilarious if there was some kind of major budget problem that erupted within a week of Newsom announcing his run for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:57 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (wBaIH)
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I thought it was excellent. It's not what you would expect from "Chinese food" in USA, but I liked it. Except bird's nest soup. That was nasty.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)
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Lots of protein from mites?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 03:57 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Vengeance
They suck because they're ugly, okay? Not because they're fat. They all look like they got smashed in the face with a hot shovel, and that's why they suck.
Posted by: Eric Cartman at March 23, 2026 03:57 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 03:57 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 23, 2026 03:57 PM (Dv3i1)
no tampons?
Posted by: tim walz at March 23, 2026 03:57 PM (oY6Yp)
https://youtube.com/shorts/CVkOnTF13LE?si=BLmlmu0QsfLpblkJ
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 03:49 PM (UPXfN)
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So strange, the trucks behind the lead truck stopped.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 03:51 PM (aZm/F)
__________
Cue the conspiracy theories ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade
As you all may have seen, almost all the passengers on the plane were ORTHODOX JEWS in traditional garb, on their way from Montreal to new York for some kind of Passover/Pesach event.
If this ended up being intentional, I would not be surprised.
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 03:57 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 03:58 PM (cWLG3)
Yeah he wanted the footage of happy kids to show SEE, SEE, CUBA LOVES THEIR GOVERNMENT
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:58 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (QtEBE)
....
I'll refrain from commenting on that....
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 03:58 PM (zjgNU)
Can you arrest a set of tits?
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (QtEBE)
The 'cuffs must be of an interesting design.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 03:58 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2026 03:58 PM (aZm/F)
It’s like trying to find spare change in a couch.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 03:59 PM (QtEBE)
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Yep. Met a number Kiwis in Singapore. They took charge of the British naval base after the Brits moved out. They loved being stationed there so they could buy refrigerators, stoves and such and bring it home free. To buy those things in NZ, at the time, were lifetime purchases.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 03:59 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Gref
Who the hell changes their name to that of a sorceress who killed her children in Greek mythology?
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 03:53 PM (j+aD2)
He HAD been cleared to cross the runway, AFTER the jet was cleared to land on it. Then the tower told him to stop once he realized the danger, but the truck didn't, for whatever reason.
Looks like a very overworked controller, already dealing with another ground emergency, missed his mistake, but I don't blame him much here. The accident investigation will be agonizing for everyone involved.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 03:59 PM (wtvvX)
Since this is a food thread now, a friend of mine married a Cuban girl. I always invited myself over when her mother and grandma were visiting. A simple black beans and rice never tasted so good.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 23, 2026 03:49 PM (QaH55)
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I make a Cuban Black Bean recipe that's vegetarian (so ok for Lenten Fridays). No hamhock (normally the way I make any beans for rice), and it's really good. Supposedly authentic. The "sofrito" is what is sublime in an otherwise plain recipe.
Also have a pinto bean recipe with no meat that's good (supposedly American Indian). With chutney and honey.
There's a retaurant in old Tampa, Ybor City, called The Columbia. Beautiful place since 1905 and great food. Our eldest son, during his college tour years, lived in Tampa and we'd always go there.
Like his mother he enjoyed trying different universities without a care in the world. I was so enraged with him half the time I did not connect the dots that this might be genetic.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 03:59 PM (WONhk)
A thousand pounds of aid is what, a week's food for two families? Less, because a lot of that weight was paint for their mural, concert supplies, and solar panels they can't use?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 03:59 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)
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"No, no, this … is your mask. Your real face is the one that criminals now fear. The man I loved — the man who vanished — he never came back at all. But maybe he’s still out there, somewhere. Maybe some day, when Gotham no longer needs Batman, I’ll see him again."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:59 PM (gYVzu)
Can you arrest a set of tits?
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (QtEBE)
The 'cuffs must be of an interesting design.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 03:58 PM (wVcYX)
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Designed to attach to the nipple piercings.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 04:00 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: JackStraw
Did you see their DEI hire Captain is getting charged for the loss of that ship back in October 2024?
Commander Yvonne Gray, the commanding officer of the HMNZS Manawanui, has been charged with negligence over the sinking of the ship off Samoa in October 2024. She faces two alternate charges: negligently permitting a ship to be lost by being absent from the bridge while within one nautical mile of a known reef, and failing to perform a duty in ensuring an appropriate risk management plan for survey work in uncharted waters near reefs.
The leaked info so far is pretty hilarious.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 23, 2026 04:00 PM (JCZqz)
We don't eat refried beans anymore.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 04:00 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)
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Any victory against the patriarchy is moral and good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 04:00 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Count de Monet
......
They're not real Cubans, they're Dominicans!
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 04:00 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 04:01 PM (QtEBE)
I want to believe that guys like that forget they have it no their face? But its probably just every second outdoors they have one on.
And you can tell the difference between "I have cancer and the treatments ruined my immune system" and "I am just a loser" masks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:01 PM (PYyV9)
it wasn't invisible! it was RIGHT THERE
IDC if the tower said go, you still freaking LOOK before you enter a runway?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:01 PM (j+aD2)
Can you arrest a set of tits?
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 03:56 PM (QtEBE)
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No, but a set of boobs can be arresting
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 03:59 PM (gYVzu)
Those were really great movies. (The 3rd not so much, but compared to the current drek...)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 04:02 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 04:02 PM (QtEBE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 04:02 PM (mHVWR)
Even as their air force was providing air defense for RAAF F/A-18s to go help fight the War on Terror after 9/11, the New Zealand government was already setting into motion the complete disestablishment of the RNZAF fixed wing component.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)
I want to know who gave the go ahead for that truck to cross an occupied runway. Those poor pilots had no chance.
Posted by: Tuna at March 23, 2026 04:02 PM (lJ0H4)
You can make refried beans out of black beans, and its pretty good.
I love nearly all beans in pretty much any configuration but they hate me to death, I mean literally. I eat them and the burn through me like battery acid then I'm on the toilet for a day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 04:03 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: nooder at March 23, 2026 04:03 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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They're not real Cubans, they're Dominicans!
Posted by: wth
They're not real virgins, either.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 04:03 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)
California's Tax Raiders Are Now Digging Through Retired Contractors' Old Receipts
A retired California contractor just received a nasty surprise from the state: a demand to hand over three full years of purchase records so bureaucrats can hunt for unpaid "use tax" on materials he bought years ago.
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My parents had a condo in Palm Desert, California. They were scrupulous about tracking their time there to make sure they complied with the law and could not be considered California residents. When my dad died, my mom sold the condo, and California spent about 4 years hounding her for records of their visits, sales price, gains, etc. Because my parents are honest above all and record-keepers extraordinaire, California eventually wound up owing my mom some money. Suck it, California! The state is a pit bull; they never want to let a possible money-meal go.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 04:05 PM (mFhj8)
I took a sailboat ride through Auckland harbor. At one point the skipper pointed at a Navy ship that was tied up on the other side of the harbor and said "That's our Navy. All of it".
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 04:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (qgHp7)
it wasn't invisible! it was RIGHT THERE
IDC if the tower said go, you still freaking LOOK before you enter a runway?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 04:01 PM (j+aD2)
Oh, I agree. You'd think an emergency worker, at an airport like LA GUARDIA, would know to look for such things.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (wtvvX)
Lefties from Berkeley and other hard-left enclaves have been organizing and going on these 'communist tourism" activist vacations to Cuba multiple times per year for decades.
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 03:50 PM (Av6i5)
I thought it was only recently us 'normies' could go to Cuba.
When I was working and had a security clearance we were told 'don't' even after it was allowed. Even if you're going to take a cruise, make sure the boat doesn't dock in Cuba, else good-bye clearance.
Same deal when they legalized pot in California....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
They found loopholes -- that's the whole point. They traveled to Cuba even though it was technically "not allowed," partly just to thumb their noses at the US govt. I forget what the loopholes were -- something about "emergency humanitarian aid" or something, so each tourist would bring a Hershey bar and a pack of gum, and hand it to some random barefoot Cuban, and boom, it's a legal "relief mission."
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 04:06 PM (Av6i5)
That's a night in the barrel.
some people like it very hot and awfully wet
Posted by: frank drebbin at March 23, 2026 04:07 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 04:02 PM (QtEBE)
tantos abrazos que las frijoles están a punto de dar a luz
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 04:13 PM (rbvCR)
Code Pinko is of course one of those. As if course Catholic Charities (Open Borders Inc), the Tides Foundation (Hate America, Inc), etc etc
The real "nuclear option" to save the Republic may not be to nuke the filibuster, but nuke the charitable deduction entirely. It was a nice idea when we thought charity was saving dogs or promoting actual religion. Now its 90% leftism or outright communism, supported on the government teat.
501c3 delenda est.
Posted by: Zek at March 23, 2026 05:15 PM (5FPX4)
The Party of Illegal Alien Gangsters and Third World Pirates Claims Another Innocent Life
An illegal alien who was repeatedly let out of jail for crimes by Democrats, and who was never deported due to Obama-Biden open borders policies, murdered an innocent 18-year-old college student.
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_ 23h BREAKING: DHS confirms that the suspect in custody for murdering Loyola University student Sheridan Gorman in Chicago is a Venezuelan illegal alien who was caught & released at the border by the Biden administration in May 2023. DHS says he was also released from local custody after a shoplifting arrest in the sanctuary city of Chicago on June 19, 2023. DHS identifies the suspect as Venezuelan national Jose Medina-Medina. Medina-Medina is accused of approaching Gorman while she was walking in a park with friends early Thursday morning. DHS says Medina-Medina came up to her while wearing a mask and armed with a gun. As she attempted to flee, he fired his gun and shot her. Gorman was shot and pronounced dead at the scene. DHS statement: "Sheridan Gorman had her whole life ahead of her before this cold-blooded killer decided to end her life. She was failed by open border policies and sanctuary politicians who RELEASED this illegal alien TWICE before he went on to commit this heinous murder," said Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis. "We are calling on Governor Pritzker and Chicago's sanctuary politicians to commit to not releasing this criminal illegal alien from jail back into American neighborhoods."
Chicago's mayor and Illinois' governor have not agreed to turn him over to ICE this time.
Homeland Security
@DHSgov 20h We have lodged an arrest detainer requesting sanctuary politicians NOT release Jose Medina-Medina, a Venezuelan criminal illegal alien arrested for killing 18-year-old Sheridan Gorman in Chicago, Illinois. Medina-Medina shot and killed Gorman Thursday morning while she was walking in a park with friends. Medina-Medina approached her while wearing a mask and armed with a gun. As she attempted to flee, he fired his gun and shot her. Gorman was pronounced dead at the scene. Medina-Medina should have never been in our country, but was RELEASED into our communities by the Biden administration. He was then released AGAIN following an arrest for shoplifting in Chicago, Illinois. Illinois sanctuary politicians and Governor Pritzker must work with us to ensure this public safety threat is NEVER released back into our neighborhoods again.
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness Sheridan Gorman was kiIIed 4 days ago by a Venezuelan illegal in Chicago 0 [comment or mention] from Chicago Mayor Johnson
0 from Illinois Governor JB Pritzker
0 from Illinois Lt. Governor Stratton
0 from Illinois House Speaker Welch
0 from Illinois Attorney General Raoul
0 from Illinois Senate President Harmon
Pritzker went to Minnesota to mourn two people who got themselves killed while trying to obstruct ICE operations.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 23, 2026
Yet still has not said a word about 18-year-old Sheridan Gorman being killed in Chicago by an illegal alien. https://t.co/qO4j72Ns9S
Because it happened in 2023 when the Biden administration policy was that a shoplifting charge wouldn’t be an enforcement priority for ICE. Nor would sanctuary Chicago have notified ICE they had him:
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) March 22, 2026
The Laken Riley act passed in 2025.
His prior arrest was in 2023. https://t.co/WCEXDWiy5o
Meet Chicago Democrat and 49th Ward Alderwoman Maria Hadden, who pretty much blamed Sheridan Gorman for her own murder:
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) March 23, 2026
“The kids were out doing normal things people do in the neighborhood. And it sounds like this might have been a wrong-place, wrong-time situation, running into… pic.twitter.com/QkJnRGqIaG
Sheridan Gorman was murdered by an illegal alien who never should have been in our country!@ChicagosMayor @Brandon4Chicago @GovPritzker @JBPritzker @LtGovStratton @JulianaStratton @SpeakerWelchIL @ILAttyGeneral @KwameRaoul @DonHarmonILpic.twitter.com/FEcCKpxqqU
— E 🇺🇸 (@Simply4Truth_) March 23, 2026
Governor JB Pritzker posted this video of the Chicago lakeside to brag how safe it is
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 22, 2026
Sheridan Gorman was just kiIIed there by a Venezuelan illegal immigrant his state law PROTECTED pic.twitter.com/ONqT36R0Tx
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (V88yL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at March 23, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)
Unfortunately, it's good people that suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 01:50 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:50 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:51 PM (gYVzu)
But her family blasted the dumb bint who said 'wrong place wrong time.'
Yo Democrat a$$hats, stop blaming the victim.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:51 PM (2GVsD)
Maria Haddon, you ignorant slut.
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:51 PM (gtcuf)
"Dozens hurt in high-speed impact: The jet collided with the Port Authority fire truck on a runway at 104 miles per hour."
I didn't think 24mph sounded right.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (CyFyf)
Not even close to 24 mph. Watching the video, it's readily apparent that the 104 mph figure is closer to reality.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 23, 2026 01:51 PM (Y1sOo)
Did you see what she was wearing? -- Democrats
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 01:52 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: ARE YOU NOT ENRICHED?!! at March 23, 2026 01:52 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: A OH Si at March 23, 2026 01:52 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:51 PM (gYVzu)
He's got plenty of grease for palms.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (NpAcC)
But I bet the lib woman crowd, the ones not into bulls and dinosaurs, will be writing him love letters.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (2GVsD)
ALWAYS citing the same study.
Where they (1) purposely conflated legal and illegal immigrants (legal immigrants ARE very law abiding. They have to be.) And (2) compared the rates of criminality of immigrants versus the rates of criminality of native citizens of the same ethnicity as the immigrants.
So the study is full of lies.
But that, of course, is why they use it. Because they don't really care about the truth, they just want open borders because that's the way they will cement their iron-fisted rule.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (rLtcl)
I wish you nothing but the results of your dipshittery. Personally. Reap it. I no longer feel sorry for you and will pray for mercy on your soul.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 01:54 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 23, 2026 01:54 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (rLtcl)
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Nothing would stop the administration from deporting him after a conviction.
Oh, Venezuela doesn't want him back?
Djibouti will take him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:54 PM (gYVzu)
I remember a couple of years ago a cop, who was white, got called to a domestic disturbance.
When he got there he found two black women fighting one about to stab the other with a knife.
He yelled for the knife wielder to stop and when she didn't shot her.
The FNM claimed he only shot the woman because she was black. But I 100% guarantee that if he had not fired and the knife wielder had been able to stab killing the victim that we would have heard endlessly the only reason the cop didn't shoot was because the victim was black...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)
Funky Jose Medina.....Medina.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 01:54 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 23, 2026 01:55 PM (2GEQy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (ExV1e)
Thanks for that vivid and vibrant mental image of Pritzkers lubed-up hands...
*lol*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:55 PM (dmDsy)
And I'm sure that evil, soulless monster wins election by huge margins.
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:55 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 01:55 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:56 PM (tmYqW)
And for victims to keep doing this.
You only need one win to bankrupt these leftist pols.
But the DOJ should allow be prosecuting them as accessories...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)
Nah. Illinois VOTERS need to pull their heads out of their asses and STOP ELECTING THOSE THAT WANT TO KILL YOU.
Meh......who am I kidding......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 01:56 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Stole That Airplane Joke From Another Moron... at March 23, 2026 01:56 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:56 PM (2GVsD)
He's slimmed down... I imagine he's another ozempic user or one of the others....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (rLtcl)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
>>Just think, this fat tub of lard who bought his way to political power thinks he's got the chops to run for president.
This country elected Obama twice and Biden once, so, anything is possible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (beXDf)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
As a Navy buddy of mine used to say, "Ain't no night dark enough or bottle of Jack Daniels big enough."
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 01:55 PM (mHVWR)
All the more reason to get out of the bars before closing time - beer goggles and all that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (N39Ws)
Not only are they using your money on illegal aliens, they are putting them before you and your family. They are looking to control your child’s health care and propagandize them in schools you paid for.
They should put up signs outside these states reading “abandon all hope, yew who enter here”.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 01:58 PM (DGgho)
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2026 01:58 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 23, 2026 01:58 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)
You're forgetting the FNM ALSO claiming that he was culturally ignorant and that it was just a little knife fight.
EVERYONE gets into knife fights as a child.
Go ahead, look it up. I don't think this is even the "soft bigotry of low expectations." It's outright racism because the FNM is saying you can't expect black people not to act like savages.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 01:58 PM (zjgNU)
The crowd that will send love letters and the vampire/minotaur crowd are the same crowd. They fetishize the illegals exactly as much as they do the monsters.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:58 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Democrats at March 23, 2026 01:58 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (beXDf)
You are batting .666 here which will still get you into the HoF!!
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:58 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (beXDf)
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He's got as much chance as Beshear and Shapiro.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:58 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Anna Puma
So, you're saying that they're gonna mecca sex symbol out of Medina.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I hope she uses protection. Besides her looks.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 01:59 PM (UjdFS)
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That's our game, too.
Detain them in PA and somehow they're hospitalized for alleged injury, mental trauma, etc.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 01:59 PM (NFX2v)
Even if it were true, we need to be selective about who we allow in. The citizens that are criminals, we just have to deal with them.
Our third world illegals are probably a little better than the Muslims pouring into Europe, but that is not saying much.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2026 01:59 PM (vbXSk)
FIFY.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 01:59 PM (DGgho)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 23, 2026 01:59 PM (wBaIH)
Is rape illegal? Is murder illegal?
well, if you think they're more law abiding, explain why you can't walk in a park with your friends without being raped or murdered, you stupid, fat fuck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 01:59 PM (7Q7Ca)
Maria Haddon, you ignorant slut.
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:51 PM (gtcuf)
It was clear that she was making stuff up, just spinning a tale. Stuff along the lines of "It could have been this, or maybe that, and this could have happened."
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 02:00 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 23, 2026 02:00 PM (WixR9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 02:00 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 02:00 PM (bXbFr)
It's refreshing that parents of girls raped and/or murdered by criminal illegals are pissed off and want blood. Too many just shrug and say they hope their daughter's murder doesn't reflect poorly on illegal aliens.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)
Can't say what needs to happen to him.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (rLtcl)
There is another way. -- Vlad III
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 23, 2026 01:55 PM (2GEQy)
Where is Paul Kersey when you need him?
Talk to us Paul. You're our only hope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (rLtcl)
Illegals that murder Americans need 2 bullets in the back of the head and then tossed in a garbage dump.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (snZF9)
The word "elected" is doing some heavy lifting there.
Election results in every state except Florida are fake and gay. It doesn't matter that Trump was allowed to win in 2024, the mail-in ballots and Buick trunks and Maricopa voting machines that all failed their anti-tampering diagnostics are still in effect.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
The problems with this (aside from a few being still far too many and every life is precious), is that we are in THIS time and THIS place, where after a political party flooded the nation with criminals for sheer political ambitions at the cost of its own citizens. The use of awful cases to shape political and public opinion is not just well established and historical, but the favorite device of the left.
So... cry moar, lefties.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (mHVWR)
>>He's got as much chance as Beshear and Shapiro.
Again, this country elected Clinton twice, Obama twice, Biden once, so anything is possible given the right circumstances.
Sure Trump got elected three times, but again, conditions.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (beXDf)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (XuXeR)
https://tinyurl.com/478ku6as
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (iMotb)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (beXDf)
We didn't elect Biden and given the amount of fraud we're finally recognizing, I'm no longer certain we elected Obama the second time.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (zjgNU)
With that proviso, what percentage of leftists fall into these mutually exclusiven categories:
a. We intentionally import violent foreigners and intentionally let them run wild to kill Americans because we are using them as cannon fodder to upset the social cntract, degrade American civilization and sense of safety, to enable civil break down so we can usher in communism -- all according to standard Marxist theory;
or
b. I am a completely naive brainswashed idiot who believes the left's absurd "empathy narrative" and wh genuinely thinks that illegal immigrations are ad refugees who we need to help with our riches, i.e. I have "white savior complex"?
Percetages in each category, please.
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (Av6i5)
JFK was at the wrong place, wrong time.
Monica Lewinski was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Kamala Harris as an elected official is definitely at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (N39Ws)
>>He's got as much chance as Beshear and Shapiro.
Again, this country elected Clinton twice, Obama twice, Biden once, so anything is possible given the right circumstances.
Sure Trump got elected three times, but again, conditions.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (beXDf)
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And I'm saying that the conditions do not exist for a fat, white Illinois governor in today's Democrat party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (gYVzu)
- The Democrat Party
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (g8Ew8)
A masked person. With a gun.
Who ran into whom?
Sounds like Mayor Brandon and Gov JB want to keep this guy, give him a fair trial judged by a leftist asshole and a jury of his leftist peers, represented by a leftist lawyer, yeah, let's spend a few million on this, so we can show how rule of law we are.
I'm for shipping him back to VZ for a few hundred bucks, let Darcy or whatever her name is put him in Caracas's version of Rikers, and then have the gangs rape and kill him.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (KiBMU)
It's reaching the point where people who look like trouble are going to be treated that way, preemptively. Think of a kid blowing up a mailbox with an M-80, except it won't be a kid, and it will be an illegal instead of a mailbox.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (DOcg9)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:53 PM (rLtcl)
Not necessarily
Posted by: Chewy teh woodchipper at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (zafwz)
https://tinyurl.com/478ku6as
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (iMotb)
They've done more than what they did for the discovered pipe bombs on J6.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (N39Ws)
Bill Venezuela for a box of Hornady Black in 9mm...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (XuXeR)
Seems the latest judge to release Medina-Medina is named Gonzalez.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (zjgNU)
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FL was definitely stolen. Broward County, yo.
Detroit has been saying there are thousands of ballots in boxes with dozens for how long?
The Reid machine was still going strong in NV in 2012.
That's enough right there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)
I believe that Trump shut down the portion of the DOJ which would be dispatched to get the families of white people killed by not white people to come out and sing Kumbaya.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ballistic at March 23, 2026 02:04 PM (3BwY8)
Seems the latest judge to release Medina-Medina is named Gonzalez.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (2GVsD)
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They should start arresting assistant district attorneys, working with the federal USA to bring as many up on federal charges as possible.
That would be damage control.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:05 PM (gYVzu)
Politico, ‘He has to justify what he did’: Black leaders slam JB Pritzker after Illinois primary
Hard feelings linger after the billionaire governor lifted Juliana Stratton to victory over the Congressional Black Caucus’ preferred candidate. (days ago)
Pritzker is screwing Illinois citizens left and right. When are they going to march against that government?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 02:05 PM (NFX2v)
The kids were out doing normal things people do in the neighborhood. And it sounds like this might have been a wrong-place, wrong-time situation
That comment should either get her run out of town or ...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:05 PM (MoLlY)
Illegals that murder Americans need 2 bullets in the back of the head and then tossed in a garbage dump.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (snZF9)
I would rather have them experience, at minimum, that scene in Reservoir Dogs beforehand.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:05 PM (7Q7Ca)
Hey, I helped!
/Mitt "dog on my car" Romney
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:05 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:04 PM (ExV1e)
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Hard working civil servants who only wanted the best for America!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:05 PM (gYVzu)
Those studies are very questionable but in any case only looked at data for legal immigrants so they might be accurate. There are no studies or even reliable data on illegal immigrant crime rates since most of it is hidden and/or unreported. All BS by Dem politicians to confuse the LIV's
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2026 02:05 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 02:01 PM (mHVWR)
He and Jerry Nadler - separated at birth.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (mFhj8)
Pretty soon he will look like Stan Laurel.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (gb3qv)
The governor of Arizona is threatening members of the Maricopa election staff that she will prosecute any of them that cooperate with Kash or Tulsi.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (WixR9)
...
Monica Lewinski was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
...
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (N39Ws)
That's like, just your opinion, man!
Posted by: Slick Willie at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (zjgNU)
You’re thinking of POTUS Taft. He weighed upwards of 350 lbs.
Posted by: A-10 at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (QBEEP)
USAID?
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (
This is agree eith. Which is why I think Newsome is on a fools errand.
Gay, Black, other minority, woman. That is the way they have set everything up. Like the Oscar's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (zZu0s)
https://tinyurl.com/5efxyn52
The court has to define what a 'day' is to these scumbag cheaters.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (dIske)
If Abbott could have held or deported him, he would have. Thanks Biden.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (3BwY
LOL sock
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (2ocoG)
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What else do you expect from the cleanest election in history that didn't have a single illegal vote?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (mHVWR)
USAID ran a team that did nothing but fly out to convince/threaten/brainwash the families of white people who were killed by minorities into making those weird "we love diversity!" hostage tapes.
They all lost their jobs last summer when USAID shut completely down.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (iYdLF)
Posted by: Anna Puma
........
So he got a "Speedy" trial?
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (xvV+O)
Shooting up the place?
Well, she's right, you know.
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (XuXeR)
You’re thinking of POTUS Taft. He weighed upwards of 350 lbs.
Posted by: A-10 at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (QBEEP)
Yeah Grover was pretty damn thin if I remember my history correctly.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (tmYqW)
They all lost their jobs last summer when USAID shut completely down.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (2ocoG)
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And now Africans are all starving.
Was it worth it?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: brak at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (dIske)
And Abbott will respond that the federal government and the courts refused to permit him to protect the people of the US so he fell back on his day job, protecting the people of Texas. Take it up with the Governor of Illinois.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: ...
88.95% of all statistics are made up.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (gYVzu)
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He's also Jewish. Big no-no in today's Democrap party.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (gb3qv)
Guns are easier to get in Indiana than a book at a bookstore, silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (gb3qv)
https://tinyurl.com/5efxyn52
The court has to define what a 'day' is to these scumbag cheaters.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (abIsI)
We're still trying to determine what the meaning of "is" is.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:03 PM (gYVzu)
I remember Jill Stein, the green party candidate in 2016, challenging the results and they suddenly dropping all challenges when that was discovered.
But we can TOTALLY trust them on the elections in their city.
Posted by: Slick Willie at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:10 PM (zjgNU)
Newsom: we won't give them benefits
Pelosi: they have a spark of divinity
Harris: there are root causes why they come
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 02:10 PM (RIvkX)
Yeah this is as high as he goes politically. And its shocking he made it this far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 02:10 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: A-10 at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (QBEEP)
Think how much better things would be today if Teddy R. had stayed out of the 1912 election and Taft had beaten Wilson.
Sigh...
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:11 PM (77rzZ)
Wrong time: now and forever
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 02:11 PM (n5tGW)
But we can TOTALLY trust them on the elections in their city.
Posted by: Slick Willie at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (zjgNU)
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Yup. That's where that line comes from.
Stein proved that the MI election machinery was completely fake in Detroit.
And no one did anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:11 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (mFhj
Sew him into a hog suit. Release him on a private ranch where they are holding a helicopter hog hunt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 02:11 PM (8zz6B)
USAID?
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:06 PM (XuXeR)
Community Relations Service (CRS): The U.S. Department of Justice's Community Relations Service (CRS) is specifically tasked with helping to quell racial unrest and prevent community conflict following incidents such as racially motivated murders. CRS acts as a “peacemaker” within the DOJ, providing mediation and conflict resolution services to state and local officials, law enforcement, and community leaders during civil disturbances.
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But somehow, they only quelled unrest when the victim was white.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)
Yeah this is as high as he goes politically. And its shocking he made it this far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 02:10 PM (PYyV9)
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Piles of family money and tons of political connections. Nepo Baby 101.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
Yeah this is as high as he goes politically. And its shocking he made it this far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 02:10 PM (PYyV9)
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He made it this far by being one of the largest single donors to the Democrat Party.
And I don't mean his weight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (RIvkX)
There's your "Obamacare" extensions of policy, no cuts to Medicare/Medicaid. No policy changes so no photo Ids for abusers &/or in-person visits for clinics, street trucks, etc..
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (NFX2v)
Illinois is renowned for dirty tricks elections at the state level. Obama's entire political existence is owed to irregularities involving Jeri Ryan, after all.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (2ocoG)
Better than even chance we sit out WWI entirely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 02:10 PM (PYyV9)
Peter Principle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (zZu0s)
Illinois
California
Minnesota
Virginia
Pennsylvania
Doesn’t seem to be a winning argument.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:13 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 23, 2026 02:13 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (Cqx++)
This man knows.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:13 PM (zjgNU)
They all lost their jobs last summer when USAID shut completely down.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (2ocoG)
DOJ, not USAID. USAID was foreign 'aid', not domestic stuff - theoretically.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (2ocoG)
The tits that enslaved a nation.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 02:14 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:14 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Well, maybe. If the Germans had still gone with unrestricted submarine warfare, I don't see us staying out of it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 02:14 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)
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And, that's the ironic thing about it. He DID send him to Chicago to protect the State he was responsible for. BUT, that wisdom will be lost on voters in Chicago.
Illinois GOP must really be a bunch of incompetent jackasses. THIS is a tailor made issue to gain ground in that state, and they're just as silent as the Democrats.
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 02:14 PM (dIske)
They were formally DOJ, but USAID paid their entire budget. Mike Benz, as always, has the receipts.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:14 PM (2ocoG)
Was talking with the First Lady about that this weekend. I would've likely been a drunken idiot or dead by now should I have never left. Much like a LOT of the friends I had from then did. Some family as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:15 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 02:09 PM (rj6Yv)
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Also commonly used:
It was an isolated incident.
This is unacceptable in [ ] city.
We will not rest until [ ].
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 02:15 PM (RIvkX)
She shouldn't have been outside without her Burqua.
Posted by: Muslims of Chicago at March 23, 2026 02:15 PM (IifOV)
And no one did anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:11 PM (gYVzu)
That's not true. Wretched Whitmer and the Democrats passed laws making their election fraud easier and those challenging it subject to arrest.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:15 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Orson
If Abbott could have held or deported him, he would have. Thanks
Posted by: LASue
SCOTUS said Immigration is the bailiwick of the Fedgov. Except they seem to have forgotten it now.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:14 PM (2ocoG)
Ah, sure, makes sense. Wouldn't want the money flow to be straightforward.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (ExV1e)
The tits that enslaved a nation.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 02:14 PM (snZF9)
Sportsbra!!! Go Boobs!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (dbZNM)
And I don't mean his weight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (gYVzu)
Yes, you do. But you don't ONLY mean his weight.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (zjgNU)
And no one did anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:11 PM (gYVzu)
That's not true. Wretched Whitmer and the Democrats passed laws making their election fraud easier and those challenging it subject to arrest.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:15 PM (zjgNU)
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*sobs at the wrongness I was*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (tmYqW)
But we should totally respect them.
*makes ok sign*
We should beat them with a shovel like a diseased raccoon.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (gb3qv)
Now if he's found guilty we will have to pay for his upkeep for decades in prison...
Posted by: It's me donna
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Was that sarc? Because how much time will he actually be kept in prison?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (n7rxJ)
Don't question your betters, peons.
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:17 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 23, 2026 02:17 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (MoLlY)
SCOTUS still seems to remember that. It's the inferior courts who're ignoring it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
I can no longer trust his political blogging.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 23, 2026 02:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (ExV1e)
The more convoluted the money flow, the more palms get greased.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 02:17 PM (8zz6B)
It was an isolated incident.
This is unacceptable in [ ] city.
We will not rest until [ ].
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 02:15 PM (RIvkX)
Also:
"We will never forget"
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 02:17 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 02:12 PM (PYyV9)
That would have been best. There were no "good guys" in WWI.
(There were a lot of "bad guys" though.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:17 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2026 02:17 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (gb3qv)
Diseased raccoons don't wield shovels very well.
Posted by: Simple matter of leverage and center of gravity at March 23, 2026 02:18 PM (TbWk/)
SCOTUS still seems to remember that. It's the inferior courts who're ignoring it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
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And it's only a handful of them.
You don't hear about the 5th Circuit upending policy.
Instead, ICE and BP send arrestees directly to the 5th the second they're picked up. Any filings have to happen in the circuit that they're held.
The 5th is not allowing many habeus petitions to survive the most basic of scrutiny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:18 PM (gYVzu)
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Yep. And very likely there would have not been a WWII.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:18 PM (n17eQ)
*sobs at the wrongness I was*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (gYVzu)
Illiteracy is a crime.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:18 PM (7Q7Ca)
The victim's family says they will fight for their slain daughter and refuse to go along with the left-wing narrative that this was just a "wrong place wrong time" situation.
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I'm glad to hear this, because it seems some of these families and victims themselves are part of the problem. Laken Riley's parents and a few German rape victims come to mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:18 PM (n7rxJ)
California
Minnesota
Virginia
Pennsylvania
Doesn’t seem to be a winning argument.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:13 PM (gb3qv)
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IL - controlled by Chicago
CA - controlled by LA, SF, SD
MN - controlled by Minneapolis
VA - controlled by Nova
PA - controlled by Philadelphia and Pittsburgh
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 02:19 PM (RIvkX)
(There were a lot of "bad guys" though.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
I think Belgium would count as a "good guy."
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 02:14 PM (dIske)
They certainly are.
But that's a result of a massive fraud machine making it pointless for people with capability to go into politics on the right.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:19 PM (zjgNU)
killing the Americans that demonrats want dead, but they're too cowardly and squeamish to do the wetwork themselves.
*spit*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 02:19 PM (MIIRH)
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They can sneak up and lick your toes, though.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:19 PM (n17eQ)
Well, just like the wonderful metropolis of London, white people are fair game for being exterminated.
Rich fat pieces of shit like Pritzker are above condemnation because they care more.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 23, 2026 02:19 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: mrp
Can't link a splodey-dope to all goatfuckers but CAN link all gun owners to one gun crime.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:20 PM (MoLlY)
So the parents didn't run to a microphone to say "orangemanbad, brownmangood, stop talking about that dead lady my birthing person partner and I made, because it helps the orangeman."
That's new.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 02:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:19 PM (n17eQ)
Must be catching
Posted by: Dick Morris at March 23, 2026 02:20 PM (tmYqW)
Diseased raccoons don't wield shovels very well.
Posted by: Simple matter of leverage and center of gravity at March 23, 2026 02:18 PM (TbWk/)
No ID. They can't get a shovel ready job in NYC.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:20 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:19 PM (77rzZ)
Ask Congo about that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 02:21 PM (8zz6B)
And that is the true meaning of "our democracy".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 02:21 PM (2WIwB)
I laughed so hard I puked.
There are also a bunch of people in Florida, The Carolina’s and Texas flipping her the bird.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:19 PM (77rzZ)
Ask Congo about that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I was thinking solely in terms of WWI.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (XuXeR)
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You're talking about the Yankee Imports. You know that rite?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Scrotum forgot. Otherwise, after having it rubbed in their face for the tenth time, they'd remove the 11th judge that tried it and ask everyone left, "who's next?"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (MoLlY)
Posted by: pudinhead
.......
if you're wearing sandals you deserve it.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (UjdFS)
SCOTUS said Immigration is the bailiwick of the Fedgov. Except they seem to have forgotten it now.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:16 PM (MoLlY)
SCOTUS still seems to remember that. It's the inferior courts who're ignoring it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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How does SCOTUS shut that shyte down? I thought it had made some general determination ("Big Win for Trump!") that one of those stalling tactics was not legal, and yet the illegal behavior continues.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (n7rxJ)
Whites defeated the USSR. This intolerable state of affairs must be avenged.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM (XuXeR)
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I'm glad to hear this, because it seems some of these families and victims themselves are part of the problem. Laken Riley's parents and a few German rape victims come to mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:18 PM (n7rxJ)
Agreed. I'm actually surprised they haven't fallen all over themselves in a rush to forgive him.
I mean no disrespect to this family but heavily disrespect others who do.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM (dbZNM)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM (gb3qv)
Rhetorical question.
Why do politicians and local authorities get away with this????
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM (4KUe5)
as far as I'm concerned that word always needs scare quotes until at least 5 years after the SAVE act passes
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM (MIIRH)
And if possible, the families should pursue any legal means they can to hold these politicians and judges responsible for their neglect of their duties causing death. If you can sue a judge or the state, do it.
Pritzker might he looking at a presidential run. Any dem running in 2028 needs these policies hung around their neck.
Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2026 02:24 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)
How does SCOTUS shut that shyte down?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (n7rxJ)
Make Treason Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:24 PM (7Q7Ca)
That and her CIA frenz had a little oopsie with the ballots, probably.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:24 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 02:24 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (MoLlY)
SCOTUS does not have the authority to remove lower court judges. I don't know what they have in their arsenal to deal with judges who won't obey the law if the Congress refuses to remove them but it isn't that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:24 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:18 PM (n7rxJ)
Agreed. I'm actually surprised they haven't fallen all over themselves in a rush to forgive him.
I mean no disrespect to this family but heavily disrespect others who do.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM (dbZNM)
Suicidal empathy.
Posted by: Needs to go away at March 23, 2026 02:24 PM (TbWk/)
Best retard argument was Hochul saying you’re unpatriotic if you don’t come back to NY and find their social boondoggles and vote funding schemes.
Posted by: Marcus T
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It got better when she said "Well fine if you're here and coughing up your wealth, but why aren't you going to Florida and persuading those escapees to return to New York?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 02:21 PM (2WIwB)
Sometimes I think things will get fixed faster with flash mob death squads.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (snZF9)
They pay people with guns to stay in power.
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2026 02:02 PM (Av6i5)
You left out the people with an agenda that is either helped or concealed by attention on the "no one is illegal even the poor murderers" and fund the screaming
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM
As discussed upthread, the Community Resource Service is no longer in operation. Those other families were coerced by FedGov.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: pudinhead
.......
if you're wearing sandals you deserve it.
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I was sleeping in a pup tent and had pushed the remains of a C-rat down to the entry flap. Raccoons are shameless hoboes. Never trust the little fuckers.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:26 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (n7rxJ)
SCOTUS rulings depend, entirely, on people being willing to abide by them. The left is increasingly unwilling to abide by rulings they don't like. Eventually the right will also.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 02:26 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Have they even tried a strongly worded letter?
-Congressional Hearings
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (snZF9)
It is called a lynch mob, and the current government is dead set against them for some reason.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 02:27 PM (rbvCR)
Great job little Bonhomme! OBP: 1000
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
How? By firing judges or re-assigning them to Anchorage traffic court.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (MoLlY)
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Community Relations Service (CRS): The U.S. Department of Justice's Community Relations Service (CRS) is specifically tasked with helping to quell racial unrest and prevent community conflict following incidents such as racially motivated murders. CRS acts as a “peacemaker” within the DOJ, providing mediation and conflict resolution services to state and local officials, law enforcement, and community leaders during civil disturbances.
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But somehow, they only quelled unrest when the victim was white.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:11 PM
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I read that in the case of a minority 'victim,' the CRS held meetings with selected locals that organized and coached demonstrations, marches, and de facto helped start riots. Obama style community organizing as a function of the federal
government. They were all over things like the George Floyd riots.
The families of white victims got heavy pressure to do as they were told, and to express gratitude for the diversity that had killed their children, at a press conference. No marches for them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (xNcQS)
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Are you sure your not talking about the British?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (n17eQ)
Hey blondie it's good to see you. Always love your insights, intelligence and humor.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (tmYqW)
My old district in VA is boasting about turnout. A quick check shows it had more votes than the census estimate has adults....
And I'm sure that will be investigated.
/ laughs
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR)
-Congressional Hearings
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)
I believe that a couple of their rulings have been a bit on the snippy side.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (2ocoG)
And how many of those families have since recanted their Kumbaya? Or did they, and the MSM studiously ignores the fact?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (8zz6B)
Why? They stopped in 1870.
Posted by: Harun at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (IuIym)
'Learned helplessness' is real. Illinois GOP long ago accepted that they were subservient in the Combine (State equivalent of the Swamp).
Posted by: Nazdar at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (NcvvS)
DOGE defunded it, but IIRC, Congress chose not to permanently defund/eliminate it.
I am
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2026 02:29 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 02:26 PM (mkw2N)
Good for him. Hardest thing to get kids to grasp is the concept of seeing the ball released and watching it all the way in.
"If you can't see it, it's MUCH harder to hit."
Master THAT, then you can move on to recognizing the spin at the time of release and 'guess' the pitch coming your way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:29 PM (7Q7Ca)
No. They are outright NOVA Democrats. I have no
Idea who these Independents are except a lot of them like to tell us how smart they are, and lecture us on comity, and how Democrats aren’t the evil, freedom hating, socialist, anti human bag of dicks eaters they really are.
And now everyone in Virginia gets to feel the point of their sword, and get exposed to the real Democrat party because Independents are with really Democrats or just plain stupid, cowardly jackasses who like getting it in the squeaker.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:29 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2026 02:29 PM (4KUe5)
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All lynch mobs are owned by the government. Pay attention.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:29 PM (n17eQ)
One day these politicians will wake up and discover they no longer enjoy the support of the people. They don't now, I suspect, due to.corrupt elections. But one day the wrong daughter, son, granddaughter or grandson will get killed and, as they say, it will be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I've given up on this contingency because I don't know which wrong daughter it could be. If an illegal alien killed one of Pritzker's kids (assuming he has any), I'm sure his personal revenge, via fixing the prosecution down to the last dot in the last i, would be severe, but I bet he wouldn't make any meaningful changes in the law or its enforcement.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:30 PM (n7rxJ)
But someone will cry "rayciss" so I guess the killing will continue.
Posted by: Oh Well at March 23, 2026 02:30 PM (Y3tOr)
Spain,1930s
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Crusader at March 23, 2026 02:30 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Harun
It was Bismarck who stopped. The Kaiser and the Prussian Junker class had quite other ideas.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)
Unless you're already an ideological/religious Leftist, you'd immediately toss them out of your house, and that would be that.
If some racist white dude who was MAGA murdered one of my black kids, nothing could get me to go on camera and say any kind of political statement besides "my State should consider my proposal to build Ravenous Panther Pits for murderers."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 02:30 PM (BI5O2)
Too many people would miss the kickbacks?
Incredibly light snow outside....
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 02:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 02:27 PM (rbvCR)
A few good lynchings may stimulate the government to enact reforms that make lynchings unnecessary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 02:31 PM (8zz6B)
“I am” terrible at commenting via phone, lol
Posted by: Lizzy
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Haha, that's why I have a different nic on my phone ("Blonde Morticia's Phone"). I just won't stand by the crummy dictation and swype outcomes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:28 PM (MoLlY)
I might have my facts horribly wrong, but also Trump is not getting his appointments for judicial positions filled. And the GOP led congress is refusing recesses where he could shove through his appointments without having to vote them. Dino gave that current?
So again do nothing congress is not letting conservative judges fill positions to have sane rulings to kick out illegals.
Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2026 02:31 PM (gWBY1)
Well, that was a nice. upbeat thing to share on a Monday morning/ afternoon. Are you are you're in the right place?😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 02:31 PM (lQ+/f)
Better than even chance we sit out WWI entirely.
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Yep. And very likely there would have not been a WWII.
Edith Keeler must die.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (et1vG)
Have to distinguish between political & food blogging. Possibly some examples of that here, too.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM
As discussed upthread, the Community Resource Service is no longer in operation. Those other families were coerced by FedGov.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (2ocoG)
I'm late to this thread and didn't read that but I still have no respect for people that would allow FedGov - or anybody else, talking them into that. If anything I'd be in a rage toward any government apparatchik trying to convince me to betray my loved one.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (dbZNM)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)
I started reading that and was wondering what I'd done this time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)
The kids were out doing normal things people do in the neighborhood. And it sounds like this might have been a wrong-place, wrong-time situation
That comment should either get her run out of town or ...
"elected" mayor?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (MIIRH)
That and her CIA frenz had a little oopsie with the ballots, probably.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:24 PM (2ocoG)
New gun regulations?
What new gun regulations???
Oh look! Murder She Wrote is on. It's the one where her nephew Brady flips his canoe by accident in the Cabot Cove Lake.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (2WIwB)
You belive they would let you be on camera?
Heh
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (XuXeR)
Seriously. Her elections have always been won by “found ballots” after Election Day, like “oh look, a usb stick with just enough votes was found - I win!!”
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:25 PM (n7rxJ)
I got so many texts from ex NYers laughing and blowing up my phone, and talking about how she’s dumber than a bag of dirt and they are never coming back. Something about hoping aliens invade because they’d be at home. Stuff like that. Just total mockery. That lady knows she’s screwed.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:33 PM (gb3qv)
They had guns and the full power of FedGov behind them. Good luck.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:33 PM (2ocoG)
The kids were out doing normal things people do in the neighborhood. And it sounds like this might have been a wrong-place, wrong-time situation
That comment should either get her run out of town or ...
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And the judge as well...
Posted by: Doctor X at March 23, 2026 02:34 PM (TN0g+)
@GovPressOffice
22h
By sending ICE into airports, Trump is proving the problem in real time: ICE has become the president’s lawless, under-trained, personal police force, deployed to serve his agenda — not the law.
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 02:34 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Rocket at March 23, 2026 02:34 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:33 PM (2ocoG)
Yeah, there was a reason that, while the funding may have come from USAID, they were DOJ.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 02:34 PM (ExV1e)
But the media would be covering the "community support" for the other side....
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:34 PM (XuXeR)
22h
By sending ICE into airports, Trump is proving the problem in real time: ICE has become the president’s lawless, under-trained, personal police force, deployed to serve his agenda — not the law.
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 02:34 PM (+YA9H)
F*ck you, governor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:35 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posting their non-comments is, IMO, silly. If someone thinks this is somehow shaming them I hate to tell them it really doesn't.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 02:35 PM (AkEZC)
Maria should be introduced to the diversity she treasures.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:35 PM (2ocoG)
They have no respect for the Constitution but will gladly use it as a shield to forestall justice. I'm sure this will be an unpopular position but every day I become more and more convinced that The Rules only apply when both sides agree to follow them. That is not the case today. IMO.
Posted by: Chairborne!
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
-John Adams
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 02:35 PM (Cqx++)
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That trick was invented in Newark, NJ.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:35 PM (n17eQ)
The majority of the court, if it had balls, could assign a clerk to double check every decision by a rogue judge, and sua sponte each questionable case up to the supreme court and just work overtime reversing all of the judge's decisions.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2026 02:35 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 02:36 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 02:31 PM (8zz6B)
Or find all the people involved, even by being on the wrong patch of grass and everyone else involved with 'the conspiracy to commit murder and a civil rights violations' by, say, helping read a map or an instruction manual, winding up in federal prison and not getting a pardon ever.
Lynching is a serious concern, and a serious challenge to the state's power over the use of violence. You only get to do that and get away with it if the local government is OK with the result. Otherwise they hunt it down because it is that much of a threat. J6 is an example of what can be done when there is a will to do it. Keep this in mind when you get the urge to talk about this in a bar
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:33 PM (2ocoG)
"I'm not pimping for your Party. Never going to happen. Leave or don't. You'll get hungry, piggy, and I ain't got any lemon pound cake for the likes of you."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 02:36 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:36 PM (gb3qv)
I feel like there's an op in the making. Multiple prominent Democrats have all specifically said ICE is going to shoot someone at an airport.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:37 PM (2ocoG)
do nothing?
they are busy, acting in favor of our enemies every day!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 02:37 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 23, 2026 02:37 PM (cS1cw)
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That trick was invented in Newark, NJ.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:35 PM (n17eQ)
***
Washington State has entered the chat.
Diesel hit $6.40 yesterday.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 02:37 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2026 02:37 PM (D0HYP)
Let's look for courage, character, and leadership from people who lie for a living.
Posted by: What could go wrong? at March 23, 2026 02:38 PM (C/0aA)
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Yep. And very likely there would have not been a WWII.
Edith Keeler must die.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 02:32 PM (Cqx++)
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Highly doubtful we'd sit out WWI. The Zimmerman telegram and Germany's unrestricted submarine warfare placed the world's no. 1 industrial power in an untenable position. Teddy Roosevelt wanted the US to enter ASAP. The Dems were not so eager, but events, dear boy, etc.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 02:39 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:39 PM (n17eQ)
____
She should have ducked. *shrugs*
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (Dv3i1)
The kids were out doing normal things people do in the neighborhood. And it sounds like this might have been a wrong-place, wrong-time situation
I see, It's the innocent victim's fault for thinking she had the right to travel around Chicago. The audacity, she wanted to see the city without getting murdered in the process.
That victim blaming attitude will really help tourism!
Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM (gb3qv)
Not a fan of extra-judicial punishment.
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (4KUe5)
Hell of a different color is still the same.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:41 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (+YA9H)
Nor am I. But this is how you get it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 23, 2026 02:41 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:39 PM (n17eQ)
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It is where I live.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 02:41 PM (u73oe)
SCOTUS does not have the authority to remove lower court judges. I don't know what they have in their arsenal to deal with judges who won't obey the law if the Congress refuses to remove them but it isn't that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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In that case, WTAF? Judges can just sit and issue decisions that SCOTUS has declared illegal and nothing happens?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:41 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 02:37 PM (2ocoG)
I wonder what the penalty is for throwing a riot at an airport. Is it a federal crime?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 02:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (+YA9H)
Seems like the situation is fast approaching where there is no judicial punishment for criminals and illegals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 02:42 PM (8zz6B)
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That trick was invented in Newark, NJ.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:35 PM (n17eQ)
If the Tammany Hall democrats in old timey NYC weren't the first ones to election trickery, they were the first ones to perfect it.
Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2026 02:42 PM (gWBY1)
But someone will cry "rayciss" so I guess the killing will continue.
Posted by: Oh Well at March 23, 2026 02:30 PM (Y3tOr)
Double it and we can start negotiating.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:43 PM (zjgNU)
Exodus 21:12
I could do this all day.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:43 PM (gb3qv)
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I believe the Feds are the final arbiter of what is allowed in an airport.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:44 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (gb3qv)
I'm not attacking you Marcus. I hear what you're saying, but have been wondering as of late - does Jesus love communists? Demonic, murdering, ruthless communists? I like to think that I'm a devout Catholic but I've been struggling with questions like that lately.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 23, 2026 02:45 PM (dbZNM)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 02:22 PM (MoLlY)
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SCOTUS doesn't have power to remove judges.
Only Congress does, through impeachment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:45 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (+YA9H)
LOL, our judiciary utterly lawless.
Any average Joe has way more moral authority than those fuckin' grotesque criminals.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:46 PM (XuXeR)
That's an understatement.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2026 02:37 PM (D0HYP)
I grew up in Illinois.
Even the small towns are in on the corruption.
My hometown was the location of a summer home for Al Capone.
The bridge on the river is named for the corrupt senator from there.
For a long time it was difficult to catch the druggies/drug dealers because there were informants on the police force.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:46 PM (zjgNU)
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Not surprised. Its spelled Spambooger.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:46 PM (n17eQ)
It's going to make some nut go in there asking for it.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 02:47 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:47 PM (XuXeR)
The illegals that commit these atrocities?
or
The US politicians that run cover for them and aid and abet their atrocities?
I know which group I'd put my money on.
Posted by: Cheri at March 23, 2026 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
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I'm not attacking you Marcus. I hear what you're saying, but have been wondering as of late - does Jesus love communists? Demonic, murdering, ruthless communists? I like to think that I'm a devout Catholic but I've been struggling with questions like that lately.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 23, 2026 02:45 PM
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They have to repent. And if they are sentenced to a worldly penalty, it will still be carried out.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 02:48 PM (DOcg9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 02:41 PM (n7rxJ)
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It's Congress's job to reign in the judges in the congressionally created lower courts.
Yell at your congresscritter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:48 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 23, 2026 02:48 PM (bXbFr)
Notice who's not at airports?
Rent a mobs
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:48 PM (XuXeR)
NTSB says it will take a year to 18 months to investigate the crash.
Posted by: javems at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (zFsEm)
But Trump better stop saying Democrats are trying to destroy America, or some such......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (7Q7Ca)
Notice who's not at airports?
Rent a mobs
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:48 PM (XuXeR)
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"ICE isn't as highly trained as TSA agents!"
-apparently, it's a thing
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (gYVzu)
They realize that can only go on for so long. Some of them hope for the backlash as a means to further carry out their authoritarian agenda. They know that chaos sows division, and division weakness.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 23, 2026 02:45 PM (dbZNM)
Because He's not human, He can love the person and hate the actions. For Him, sin is sin. ALL of us deserve eternal punishment for our sin. (Yes, some sins are "worse" than others, but all of it makes us unclean and wretched.)
I, as a fallen sinner, have a much harder time separating the sinner from the sin.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (zjgNU)
Yell at your congresscritter.
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Send them a noose and a note.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:23 PM (gb3qv)
Not a fan of extra-judicial punishment.
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 02:40 PM (+YA9H)
I hope crime never visits you or your loved ones. I'd wager your views would change should it ever.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2026 02:50 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 02:44 PM (n17eQ)
I guess that means the first flash-mob protest there is going to be at least the second-to-last since no one sounds like they are willing to play games
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 02:50 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 02:50 PM (tmYqW)
How long until it's blamed on Trump?
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:50 PM (XuXeR)
-apparently, it's a thing
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (gYVzu)
I had to choke down my laughter at that one.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 02:51 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 23, 2026 02:52 PM (NcvvS)
Yell at your congresscritter.
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Send them a noose and a note.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 02:49 PM (AkEZC)
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I'm going to be honest, it's also more of the president's job than SCOTUS's.
A district court judge making rulings outside of their limited jurisdictions is illegal and fraudulent.
Trump really should arrest Xinis, but there's honestly no way that the judiciary would allow the suit to go forward. Dismissing the case as soon as possible.
So, unless people are demanding that Trump go tyrant, well, the only legit way forward is Congressional impeachment.
Seriously, yell at your congresscritter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:52 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:48 PM (gYVzu)
And then shit in your right hand, and see which fills first...
Just sayin', you forgot the /sarc tag
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sorry, It's The Whisky Talking,... at March 23, 2026 02:52 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 02:53 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 23, 2026 02:53 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:48 PM (gYVzu)
And then shit in your right hand, and see which fills first...
Just sayin', you forgot the /sarc tag
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sorry, It's The Whisky Talking,... at March 23, 2026 02:52 PM (dmDsy)
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People want a solution? Yelling at SCOTUS to do what it doesn't have the power to do since, you know, its the least powerful branch and has no mechanism against lower court judges going rogue is less than worthless.
Yell at Congress. It may be worthless, but it's not less than worthless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 02:55 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Lars at March 23, 2026 02:55 PM (kJH1Z)
Jesus continually invites us to be redeemed. He has made it clear what the punishment is and that you always have a chance at that redemption. That doesn’t mean sin comes without consequences. It does. He made it clear we are all brothers and sisters. The Gospels continue that message. He commanded us to love each other. That doesn’t mean you should be led like sheep to slaughter. But it does mean to keep your heart pure and focused on redemption. I think Saint Paul said it best;
“ Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.”
Roman’s 12:17-18
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 02:56 PM (gb3qv)
Must be paradise. What with the extra fees and taxes...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 02:46 PM (XuXeR)
I've come to hate this place. Hence moving to Texas.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 02:57 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 23, 2026 02:58 PM (cS1cw)
The Socialist dream of abolishing ICE will admit no exceptions!
Posted by: kurtz at March 23, 2026 03:08 PM (jzrwJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (beXDf)
You are batting .666 here which will still get you into the HoF!!
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:58 PM (tmYqW)
More like .333, Obama was elected the first time by the people, second time he was cheated back in to office. Did you think Biden was the first time they cheated? They believed their own press releases about Hillary’s inevitability, so didn’t put use full court press on the cheat machine for her. Thus Trump 1.0.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 23, 2026 03:26 PM (xqL5c)
Posted by: The person who always says that at March 23, 2026 03:34 PM (C/0aA)
Posted by: Gosport at March 23, 2026 03:41 PM (Vh6nj)
Remember looking around at the field, the kids playing, parents watching and cheering the kids on, and saying to myself, "Remember this moment because your life will never be any better than this".
Saw some little leaguers practicing yesterday, and it brought it all back. Enjoy, Dad
Posted by: RM at March 23, 2026 04:09 PM (n/1Oj)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at March 23, 2026 08:56 PM (RXRNj)
Revolutionary Guard Sponsored Terrorist Groups Firebombs Synagogue and Ambulances in London
The Cultural Enrichment is, mwah, delicioso.
Even though this is a terrorist attack plotted and executed by a cell of the terrorist organization the Revolutionary Guards, pants-pissing cowardly British government officials are refusing, as usual, to call terror what it is, euphemizing the terror attack as an "incident," a "fire-bombing" or a "hate" attack. A conquered people must learn the language of its conquerors. The British learned French, now they'll learn Arabic and Islamese.Similar "incidents."
Counter-terror police are leading the investigation into an anti-Semitic firebomb attack feared to have been orchestrated by Iran. Scotland Yard confirmed that officers with "specialist expertise" were investigating the arson, in which four ambulances were set on fire outside a synagogue in Golders Green, London, on Monday morning. Israeli embassy sources told The Telegraph that the firebombing had the hallmarks of an Iran-backed attack. A video claiming responsibility for the firebombing has emerged on social media and is believed to be by a group linked to Tehran. The arson, which is being treated as a hate crime, will raise concerns that Iran is mounting a concerted campaign of attacks across Europe following similar incidents in recent weeks.
Two Iranian immigrants were charged last week with spying on Jews in London for Tehran. A separate Iranian man will appear in court on Monday after he and an accomplice allegedly tried to enter Britain's most important nuclear base. Det Ch Supt Luke Williams, of the Metropolitan Police, said the force was looking into three suspects seen approaching the ambulances on Highfield Road at around 1.45am on Monday. He said: "CCTV footage appears to show three people in hoods pouring an accelerant on to the vehicles before igniting them and fleeing. "While this has not been declared a terrorist incident at this stage, the investigation is now being led by counter-terrorism policing with all the specialist expertise they bring, and all lines of enquiry remain open. "We are aware of an online claim from a group taking responsibility for this attack. Establishing the authenticity and accuracy of this claim will be a priority for the investigation team, but it is not something we can confirm at this point." A Shi'ite group linked to Iranian terror networks has allegedly claimed responsibility for the attack online. The video, apparently shared by Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiaf on Telegram, showed footage of the arson along with a statement in English, Hebrew and Arabic. It described the Machzike Hadath synagogue, near where the attack took place, as "one of the most important centres of Orthodox Judaism" and "one of the main bastions of support for Israel in Britain".
BREAKING 🔴🔴
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) March 23, 2026
An IRGC terror group in the UK, called Ashab al-Yamin takes responsibility for torching 4 ambulances belonging to a Jewish volunteer EMT services in Golders Green, London last night.
The terrorists are on the loose.
The UK is dealing with a serious problem. pic.twitter.com/z728w4R17d
A video purpotedly by Ashab al-Yamin has emerged on social networks linked to the Iran-led Islamic Resistance claiming responsibility for the arson attack in Golders Green, London on Monday morning. The group claims it attacked the Machzike Hadath Synagogue because of its ties to… pic.twitter.com/UUsN6RmIad
— Joe Truzman (@JoeTruzman) March 23, 2026
In its first publication since detonating an explosive at the Bank of New York Mellon in Amsterdam on Monday, Ashab al-Yamin published a video claiming that Bank of America in France is a major financial actor supporting Israel and Zionist initiatives.
— Joe Truzman (@JoeTruzman) March 21, 2026
The group claims the bank… pic.twitter.com/n9mN0VQZIV
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NR Pax at March 23, 2026 12:27 PM (lXoJ5)
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And you are?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 12:29 PM (u73oe)
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Hope no one tries to play "hide the hamsters" again...
Maybe we can blame it on the IRCG...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:29 PM (ESVrU)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:29 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)
Enjoy Islam, asshats.
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Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 12:30 PM (YwEeS)
Hey man, I saw your post about your son getting his CPA license last week when I was banned. Congratulations to young Lowell!
My son is in the process of getting his CPA.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:30 PM (77rzZ)
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (u73oe)
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Once upon a time I had a small office accessing the intermet through a 56K modem uplink. Too cheap to afford a T1 at the time.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:28 PM (gYVzu)
Hell, the mayor will probably throw a parade.
'How did normal Germans sit still for things like Kristallnacht?'
*rolls eyes*
You know, that was more understandable in the 90s when people were living in a society that was basically functional and race and all this shit was not in their face all the time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)
It would be appear they caught fire. Didn't think we could solve that one, did you? Ha!
Posted by: Scotland Yard's Finest at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (Cuw0G)
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I haven't seen any evidence that they're dealing with it at all.
Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (FLP4Z)
Enjoy Islam, asshats.
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It must always be noted that Muslims are still only 6% of the population, the whole Western world seems to be swinging hard to the right (Central American elections, this weekend's French and German local elections) while Parliament is supreme in English governance.
A Restore Parliament driven into power on the backs of Islamists getting too uppity could lead to a reversal.
I wouldn't put money on it, though. It could happen, but I wouldn't call it likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (Oy/m2)
We don't need no steenkin blog.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
No truer words...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (aTgV0)
A Restore Parliament driven into power on the backs of Islamists getting too uppity could lead to a reversal.
I wouldn't put money on it, though. It could happen, but I wouldn't call it likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)
It's a noisy minority. Just like Communists were a small minority in the post-war UK. But Islam also breeds as well as recruits. 20 years is all I give England and the C of E.
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Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (CWTWj)
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I read what happened when the Turks took the Hagia Sophia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (cWLG3)
Starmer probably only sees people noticing the fires, terror and so forth as a problem as the real problem.
If that sentence makes sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)
And the Ace taketh away.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (aTgV0)
Praise be the Ace
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (u73oe)
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I saw that earlier too, Duke. About 5 years ago, Jr. Black got his CPA license and also got his master's in accounting from Clemson at the same time. I think I remember 4 separate sections that had to be passed, with one section notorious for being extra hard. The one that many fail the first time around. When Jr. Black passed his, especially that hard section, I jumped for joy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI)
And the Ace taketh away.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (aTgV0)
Praise be the Ace
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All Return of the Archons up in here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)
It won't be while Trump is President. The feckless will have the reins soon.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (cS1cw)
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If England is going to have a pendulum swing back, and if Starmer and the rest of his party are going to resist an effort at snap elections (remember, people have been predicting that Starmer would be forced out for like 2 years now), well, that pendulum swing could be very hard.
Could.
A Restore government that says, "We're deporting everyone," could happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
The UK is dealing with a serious problem.
Are they though?
At what point does Israel close up their UK embassy and urge the Jewish community to leave? And would the UK give a shit?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (kz5IF)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (A3bNj)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (erF49)
"Experts say that bombing power plants affecting civilians would go against the rules of war."
Have we translated those rules for these Islamic bastards?
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)
Also UK: Why is there so much antisemitism?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (REq0p)
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"We weren't hating them openly enough."
-like, most of England
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (eerEz)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (578V/)
Could.
A Restore government that says, "We're deporting everyone," could happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
I dig your optimism.
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Posted by: Sid at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (eXCmf)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (tmYqW)
I think the UK is ok with this, they just want to manage the information at this point.
Just look at Starmer, the jew-hating turd Khan.
That country is fucked. Way to go Boris you scumbag. What an asshole that guy is.
Firebombings are part and parcel of living in a city.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Also, I'd Prefer You Call Me A Distinguished Gentleman With a Flagging Erection. at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (dmDsy)
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Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 12:37 PM (AkEZC)
It's not like they value Dental Care.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 12:37 PM (erF49)
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5-10% probability counts as optimism?
An actual prediction will put Reform in power, not Restore, and Reform will be the reconstituted Conservative Party that promises to manage the problems while protecting the NHS at all costs.
And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
No, the UK is NOT dealing with a serious problem. Which is why they are f***ed.
Posted by: King Charles In A Can at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (qUkBO)
Are they already on the US list of international terrorist groups? If not, this sounds like a good reason to put them on.
Honestly I think that any group which claims responsibility for an attack like this should be automatically added to the list.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (cWLG3)
Have we translated those rules for these Islamic bastards?
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)
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"Experts" tend to be 100% wrong on everything else.
Why would anyone expect them to be correct this once?
Where are the "rules of war" codified? And what is the penalty assessed for breaking them?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (cWLG3)
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Trump's people probably are talking to some sector of the IRGC. The IRGC is obviously fracturing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
King Chuck would never let that happen. He loves him some Muzzies.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
So, Russia and Ukraine are going to be penalized...when?
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (erF49)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (tmYqW)
And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
It's pretty gross that countries are trying to use Islam to solve their own fertility rate issues.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (3wOGw)
If that sentence makes sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Is there a Mrs. Starmer? And if so, does she leave the windows down so she can smell the smoke of peaceful protesting?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (kz5IF)
A Restore Parliament driven into power on the backs of Islamists getting too uppity could lead to a reversal.
I wouldn't put money on it, though. It could happen, but I wouldn't call it likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)
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The problem is that 6% amounts to almost 4 million people, and it's growing rapidly. There's a lot of votes and graft and political and cultural power in 4 million people. Plus, these people are savages, and people are afraid of them. UK already has a gunless, timid society. Add in millions of morlocks and this is what you get.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
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Thus proving his point.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
King Chuck would never let that happen. He loves him some Muzzies.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
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Charles destroying the monarchy to preserve the Islamism of his nation is definitely a possibility.
"The monarchy does not include itself in political matters, unless it's to reverse the Islamization of Britain."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (8zz6B)
Would you rather have no children or inbred children?
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Moderate Muslims at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (kz5IF)
As bad as things are right now it’s the calm before the real storm hits.
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
I dig your optimism.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
It is 'wish casting' not optimism.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (ESVrU)
I'm putting those 'rules of war' on the same bookshelf where it's illegal to force medical experiments on the unwilling.
I'm in Canada. Rules are made to be broken.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Aragorn at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (zG4BR)
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I haven't seen any evidence that they're dealing with it at all.
Posted by: Methos
Doing the see-no, hear-no, speak-(about)-no-evil thing isn't "dealing with it?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (N04U8)
How can this man be actually happening?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (erF49)
I'd rather have no Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:43 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Aragorn at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (zG4BR)
LMAO he's on their side.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:43 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (ESVrU)
A black mark on your permanent record.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:43 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: eleven
Me too. She's an evil temptress slut kafir!
Posted by: London Muhammed at March 23, 2026 12:43 PM (JCZqz)
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I haven't seen any evidence that they're dealing with it at all.
Posted by: Methos
Doing the see-no, hear-no, speak-(about)-no-evil thing isn't "dealing with it?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (N04U
Ahh... the Sgt. Schultz leadership skills
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 12:44 PM (Oy/m2)
Have we translated those rules for these Islamic bastards?
Posted by: Stateless
What do the rules of war have to say about throwing babies into ovens as happened on 10/7?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:44 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (eerEz)
Does that translate to "Agony of the Butt?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (Wnd0C)
And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
So...you predict that Labor remains in power.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (n9ltV)
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the relative you're with...
Posted by: Stephen Stills, Austere Scholar at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (nASQq)
kind of the john kerry school of negotiating: make a deal with iran and when iran breaks the deal insist on sticking with the deal to show how honest and reliable you are
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (eerEz)
Does that translate to "Agony of the Butt?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (8zz6B)
Vanessa Munley has a music video?
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Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (8zz6B)
The music sure sucks ass.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)
And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
So...you predict that Labor remains in power.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (n9ltV)
+ an extra 'u'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 12:46 PM (xcxpd)
They aren’t a religion of peace.
They are not in fact a religion at all.
They are a death cult of fanatics and need to be extinguished. They are incompatible with a free society and are an abomination to our culture.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:46 PM (moGJJ)
Posted by: Stephen Stills, Austere Scholar at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: si9s833 at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (LhG9a)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (n9ltV)
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I predict that the Conservative politicians who made the CP the actual pro-immigration party in Britain (up until about 2 years ago, Labour was constantly screaming about immigrants undercutting working wages) who left the party and joined Reform will prevent anything like an effort to actually restrain immigration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)
You remember 1945?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (J6und)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
I saw a couple of their songs. Extremely complicated with multiple layers of sampling and microtonal guitar.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM
Unless Restore wins, it's just Blairism under new management.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: si9s833 at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (LhG9a)
The hamsters died.
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (J6und)
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"Remember when I did the Brexit thing? That was awesome."
"What does that have to do with immigration?"
"Brexit!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (aTgV0)
Took them long enough but it's time to kick out the muslim invaders and take back the west.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: si9s833 at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM
The ethernet ports lost their secondary addresses. So the servers were up, but unreachable from outside.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (4NO2D)
If the UK people would open their eyes and consider other cultures instead of defaulting to their own, they'd know this. Ignorance is no excuse.
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (dIske)
There is not a history of the UK saying we just can'f figure it out when the IRA was bombing.
Cultural suicide.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)
There were other people around, so I asked whether he would be comfortable with me taking off my sweater, because I was carrying.
He had no problem at all, which made me smile. It's the second time in a few months that has happened (first time was in NH), and I am going to be optimistic and extrapolate...Jews in America (at least the orthodox) are figuring it out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (gQ15S)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:30 PM (tmYqW)
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Did you find the diamond yet? I guess new population we won’t have to worry about the dag eating it.
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (vOg0W)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (FLP4Z)
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If the hordes keep breaching the borders time will quickly run out.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (J6und)
He wants to be the prettiest pony in the corral, that's all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (xcxpd)
The Brits have taken Islam is a religion of peace ( Bush the younger idiot) to absurdity.
I justed watched a YouTube video from Ireland wherein the host says a civil war there is near. Same with Britain. They better do it quickly or they're done
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (aTgV0)
Sounds oddly like the need for RINO’s argument. Oh and independents like the ones now responsible for the long march over liberty in Virginia.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (J6und)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (cWLG3)
Exactly.
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (j3kFd)
Well, sampling is just stealing. Even if they pay the royalties due. Because the original artist is shut out from any creative role in the use of the sampled material. Hackery of the first order.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: eleven
Julie Andrews? Oh yeah.
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Yeah, I had wood at 8 years old watching that movie on a Panoramic Screen. Then she did a Nun's role. Wow, what a tigress.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM
And yet and yet, the center right CDU and the center left SDU in a coalition will continue to
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: dantesed
Does that mean that Pixy's pregnant?
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)
Either that, or Stephen Tyler is....
Posted by: Denny Crane - And He Could Very Well Be.... at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (gQ15S)
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I thought he said it was a virtual IP.address thing.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (n5tGW)
Took them long enough but it's time to kick out the muslim invaders and take back the west.
Posted by: JackStraw
Now think about the Friday imams in the USA.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (MZJrA)
There is not a history of the UK saying we just can'f figure it out when the IRA was bombing.
Cultural suicide.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (n5tGW)
Even if the people do ever get it, their politicians never will.
And they won't ever rise up and physically eliminate said politicians, so...
That said, the ultimate point is this :
There is NO political solution to Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (viF8m)
I love your optimism, but Le Pen is barred from running, and she is by far the biggest draw! And the UK is f*cked. Restore + Reform is barely 1/3 of the voters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:44 PM (j3kFd)
I've been amazed what MS Now ignores.
President Trump is on FoxNews now.
CNN and MS Now ignoring him.
CBC is focused on LaGuardia.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
ace should blog about this
Posted by: lol at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (YeBRy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (8zz6B)
The music sure sucks ass.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:46 PM
*clicks on video*
WTF did I just watch? The Attack of the Wallpaper people?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (n17eQ)
At 8, really?
Holy fuck, guess I was a late bloomer.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (dmDsy)
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Yeah those terrorist embeds would never do anything other than sip soy lattes and read the Quran all day if Trump had just minded his business and been nice to Iran
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (FLP4Z)
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Odd that the German Left likes Muslim NAZIs.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (n17eQ)
I don't understand why people consistently overestimate the influence of the crown.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)
They have an excuse...they are from Canada.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:54 PM (J6und)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 23, 2026 12:54 PM (PSEDc)
There is NO political solution to Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM
War is the continuation of politics by other means.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:54 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The monarch has to approve all acts of Parliament, right? And there's no way Charles is gonna approve the mass deportation of Muslims.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
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When the Vulcans tried to take over Tatooine, did Gandalf and Thor decide to give up? NO
STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR GOTHAM CITY
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM
Your point is valid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (bFu5X)
Given that Restore was started 15 minutes ago I'd say that's pretty damn impressive.
Absolutely a long way to go but at least some are trying to turn the tide.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (viF8m)
I don't understand why people consistently overestimate the influence of the crown.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (ExV1e)
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He technically has power over the government. The crown hasn't really used it in...forever. But they can dissolve governments and veto legislation.
They just don't do it because they know that they are just wallpaper to the nation.
However, Charles seems really dedicated to destroying his nation through immigration. He could have it in him to dissolve a conservative/reform/restore government and induce snap elections to stop remigration efforts.
In which case...the people decide that their king isn't worth it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No, the guitarist samples several bars of his own music and then repeats it, and then plays another layer, etc.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
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Scotland is still on my bucket list, Id love to see the castles and watch Critical Drinker get drunk
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (3wOGw)
The abortion business suggests that the issue isn't fertility, it's young women being bombarded with the idea that they should fuck at least 100 guys before they marry the superstar billionaire athlete even though they're 300 pounds.
What if someone told you that it was a concerted effort to destroy white ethnicities to make it easier to distinguish between the rulers and the ruled.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Heroic doses of LSD and datura are best to get the visuals.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (CWTWj)
There is NO political solution to Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (3wOGw)
Exactly, because Islam isn't just a political and/or religious construct, it is a codified system of cultural dominance.
There really was a reason for the Crusades, and it wasn't because those pesky Christians were just trying to force Jesus on the world....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
I think Parliament has the right to pass the same Bill a second time to override a Royal veto.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (J6und)
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He is the inverse Cromwell. Sort of like Obama.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (8zz6B)
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I mean, Charles is dumb...is he dumb enough to make the entire monarchical system in the country a target to preserve the Muslim population?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Also, I'd Prefer You Call Me A Distinguished Gentleman With a Flagging Erection. at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (dmDsy)
When there isn't a single mosque standing in the west, and future archaeologists have to ask WTF is islam, only then will sanity have claimed the land.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (J6und)
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They should probably stop electing Indians to run their nation, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
Ah. Multitracking , or sound on sound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (8zz6B)
They Needed King Chuck Norris.
They would have settled for Chuck Brown.
They got King Chuck.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM
They need to improve the formula. A little less stupid juice maybe.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (viF8m)
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Has the French Court made a ruling on Le Pen's appeal yet. I believe they heard the case back in January, and the verdict was supposed to be rendered in March prior to the election. I hadn't seen any news on the issue.
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 01:00 PM (dIske)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Heroic doses of LSD and datura are best to get the visuals.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)
Rick Beato's video of them:
https://youtu.be/zO8bt94-ybg
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:00 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Aside from the Teutonic Crusade anyway.
(The Cathars were a wash. They believed in Talarico's Jesus.)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (gKWVE)
Iranian terror cells represent a Shia apocalyptic cult -- a minority of a minority. The Sunni muslims in Britain may not be natural allies of the representatives of the country firing missiles at their home countries. Besides, the Islamic conquest of Britain is going just fine without these dramatic public events that may wake the natives from their slumber.
Also, Iran has no money at this point. Bribes will go unpaid.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (L78T1)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
Yup, multi-tracking. I used to do it all the time, although not with sampling myself, I'd just play the same part over again on different tracks, adding minor variations in chords and fills/harmonics, and mix them together in stereo... It makes for a great rhythm track...
Now I'm gonna go listen to what ya'll are talking about...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
Ah. Multitracking , or sound on sound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He eventually gets about six guitar and bass lines going at the same time. He has a custom double neck guitar and bass. That has to be tough to play live.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 01:02 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
Ah. Multitracking , or sound on sound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (8zz6B)
I think it's called "looping."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (gYVzu)
Inbred > dumb
Posted by: Denny Crane - Incest Is Best Kept In The Family. at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (nIWYA)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (CWTWj)
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"Because we are guilty for the Holocaust (which I know none of my parents helped with because no one knew about it at the time), then we must let in all the Muslims who hate Jews."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (vFG9F)
Yeah. I lasted for 15 seconds of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM
in the neck?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:04 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 01:00 PM (dIske)
It's supposed to come out in the summer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 01:04 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 01:04 PM (mHVWR)
Could.
A Restore government that says, "We're deporting everyone," could happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
You are talking sense in a blog full of defeatists and Eeyores.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 01:02 PM (j3kFd)
Yeah because they weigh a ton and can be neck heavy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 01:02 PM (j3kFd)
Junior Brown seems to manage OK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (gYVzu)
Do you even have to ask?
The West have turned their populations into Green-Haired Childless Crisis Queers.
Islamic breeding is the only way they breed enough workers to pay for their precious welfare states.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (wa/yD)
They need to improve the formula. A little less stupid juice maybe.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (4NO2D)
Here is an idea for a perfect world, we will start with Catholics, then Lutherans - force multiplier, 1.2 billion + 100M of less stupid people can go far.
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:06 PM (GD0B3)
An actual prediction will put Reform in power, not Restore, and Reform will be the reconstituted Conservative Party that promises to manage the problems while protecting the NHS at all costs.
And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
TBF the UK will declare nuclear war on itself if anyone talks about altering the NHS in any way.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (464q3)
The alleged killer of Chicago Loyola student Shannon Gorman is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela who was arrested by ICE in 2023 and released into the country. The scum's name is Medina-Medina.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (464q3)
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The Conservative Party has a brand that's hard to kill, even when the CP itself has been trying to kill it for a decade.
It's why Reform did so badly in the last general election (well, one of several reasons, the other major one being CP working with Labour to maximize Labour gains).
Reform has spent about a decade building its brand as "CP but less dishonest." Restore is brand new. Parliamentary systems swing hard all the time.
Labour got a super majority the likes that have not been seen in England for generations with about 30% of the vote.
Could Restore get a clear majority in this muck? Maybe.
I just wouldn't put money on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)
Narrator: They didn't not become hardworking productive citizens.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (aTgV0)
*By strength, we mean the elimination of the existing culture, history and people.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:08 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (464q3)
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"Native born are no longer eligible for the $10 per pharma benefit. They must pay full price. Only illegal immigrants and refugees get the $10 per pharma benefit from now on."
-Labour, soon
"Well, drat. I guess it could be worse."
-The British
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Bill Bailey at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM
The former are the only True Church.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (wa/yD)
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Which would be understandable (though still reprehensible) if any of the Muslims were actually working and not sucking the government's teat.
Remember, in their worldview, the infidel exists only to serve their Muslim masters.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (gQ15S)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
When was the last time a monarch refused royal assent?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:08 PM (mFhj
By "our" they mean themselves. The Left. And by diversity they mean division. And by stength they mean their method.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (aTgV0)
The UK is dealing with a serious problem.
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But the UK is not "dealing" with it. They're ignoring it, or even worse, punishing the victims of it.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (mFhj8)
How quaint.
https://tinyurl.com/2ufa2xy8
Posted by: Bill Bailey at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (nHXB4)
yeah, notice how its resting on a stool? Thats a minimum of 60 pounds of guitar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (464q3)
According to wiki... pretty recently. March 11, 1708.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Yeah because they weigh a ton and can be neck heavy.
Posted by: Berserker
That's why Michael Angelo Batio's four-necked guitar was X-shaped with two on each side?
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (N04U8)
HMS Prince of Wales is in high readiness, whatever that means and is moot because there are not enough escort vessels.
One Astute class fast attack submarine is in service, the other five are in refit or refuel.
One Vengeance class boomer is at sea.
Two out of six Daring class destroyers are in service.
Five of seven frigates are in service.
That is all the Royal Navy has to cover its global commitments.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (xzkgE)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (MZJrA)
I hope Chief Inspector Japp is on the job... with the help of Hercule Poirot!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (xT8gx)
You want Japp.
You'll settle for Lestrange.
You'll get Danny Butterman.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (gQ15S)
I'm not so sure.
Leftist Activists been rapidly going all in on "We hate dogs, we only like cats".
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)
Just don’t play the godawful acoustic version.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:13 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (2GVsD)
Global commitments? Making sure RHIBs full of 'migrants' don't sink in the Channel?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (nIWYA)
"Everyone" will never get it. However, Christians and some Jews will.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:13 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (N04U
Yup, it has balance. Still heavy, put will stay put.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (snZF9)
Wut?
- The Anglicans
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (kACBq)
It's a real mystery!
Posted by: John Calvin, John Smyth, John Wesley. at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Bill Bailey at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (nHXB4)
yeah, notice how its resting on a stool? Thats a minimum of 60 pounds of guitar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (snZF9)
Anyone seen Michael Angelo Batio play his two-neck, two-hand guitar?
The guys is a speed monster, but I've always just had a niggling of doubt about that, especially his over/under fretting....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (dmDsy)
--The British government
Posted by: 29Victor at March 23, 2026 01:15 PM (0MjtC)
And a lot sooner than you hope or imagine.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:15 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (ESVrU)
The Geneva Convention (1949)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:15 PM (464q3)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (Y1sOo)
Air Traffic Control gave the fire truck an OK to cross the runway; then rescinded it seconds later, but too late. The airplane was on the runway, which was where it was supposed to be, having just landed. Fire truck was attending another emergency.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (8zz6B)
Wut?
- The Anglicans
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (kACBq)
Don't forget me.
Posted by: John Knox at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (mFhj8)
That is the job of the 2,000 tonne River class patrol vessels. Amazingly all seven are in service.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (0MjtC)
Why are there Lutherans AND Protestants?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM
The former are the only True Church.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (4NO2D)
We have both kinds of non-Catholics....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (gQ15S)
And a lot sooner than you hope or imagine.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:15 PM (tmYqW)
Fuck it, their funeral.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (FLP4Z)
Anyone seen Michael Angelo Batio play his two-neck, two-hand guitar?
The guys is a speed monster, but I've always just had a niggling of doubt about that, especially his over/under fretting....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (dmDsy)
Fuck that noob. I can time warp and play time reverse time signatures like 69/42!
Posted by: John Petrucci at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (464q3)
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What Diversity were the pilots?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (aTgV0)
Just like they wouldn't laugh at women having their face broken by a tranny in a *volleyball* competition, or a woman being burned alive on a train by a spark of divinity.
Nothing is sacred to the Left. NOTHING.
They plan to make you submit to Islam. They havent thought much past that, but they believe brown people are dumbasses and will submit to them in the end. Fools.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (FLP4Z)
It’s SUPER NEATO!!!!!
Unlike those boring stuffy Christians.
Posted by: The Left at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Roland Hirsch at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (Imt38)
- The Anglicans
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (kACBq)
It's a real mystery!
Posted by: John Calvin, John Smyth, John Wesley. at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (mFhj
===
Among GenZ in the UK, Catholic churchgoers outnumber Anglicans 2 to 1.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (n17eQ)
Based on initial reports, this entirely the fault of ATC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)
The Left here is going to enthusiastically enforce Sharia.
And a lot sooner than you hope or imagine.
Posted by: ...
And Bif's response to those Sharia enforcers will become very similar to the response that a blue helmet wearing UN peacekeeper woukd receive. no quarter, no surrender, no mercy.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (WhEiu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (8zz6B)
The collision was at 24 mph, which I thought was slow, but I guess just the size of the vehicles involved caused that massive damage to the plane and the deaths of the 2 pilots...sad.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (FLP4Z)
It’s SUPER NEATO!!!!!
Unlike those boring stuffy Christians.
Posted by: The Left at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (464q3)
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"So, you support the marriage of children to middle-aged men, the subjugation of women, and the primacy of religion over civic life?"
"That's not Sharia."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (gYVzu)
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The left has it easy, only 30% and a 5 year super-majority. Whereas AfD could get 49.99% and it won't be enough because the 2nd place winner, even if nominally center-right, will form a coalition with every other lunatic left-wing party just to keep AfD out of power.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)
Issues that they caused in the first place by promoting feminism in order to halve wages.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (tmYqW)
We used the Islamists to gain power in Iran back in the day, and now it is a workers paradise.
Posted by: Tudeh at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (464q3)
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says replacement ambulances will be loaned to the Hatzola charity, and the government will fund permanent replacements
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)
Planes don't have crumple zones.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (tmYqW)
The Left is fine with a bullet through their brain just as long as they get to see YOU get one first.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Anna Puma
[X] Cold
[_] Funky
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 01:20 PM (N04U8)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:21 PM (u73oe)
One Vengeance class boomer is at sea.
Two out of six Daring class destroyers are in service.
Five of seven frigates are in service.
That is all the Royal Navy has to cover its global commitments.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (2GVsD)
What happens when you put pampering and babying people above your actual responsibilities as a government.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:21 PM (464q3)
They're made of aluminum. The entire fuselage is a crumple zone if you're going fast enough.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:21 PM (2ocoG)
Okay, you reminded me and I had to check out the code pink website where there's this gem.
"Trump Can’t Blockade Love: Why I’m Going to Cuba"
No articles on them successfully helping to kill Cubans on ventilators.
I have to go watch horror movies. I'm going to Code Pink, checking out CNN, CBC and MS Now. If this madness doesn't stop, I'll be asking for Trigglypuff to be shaved, cleaned up and brought to my room.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (Sco7b)
Anyone seen Michael Angelo Batio play his two-neck, two-hand guitar?
The guys is a speed monster, but I've always just had a niggling of doubt about that, especially his over/under fretting....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (dmDsy)
Shred guitarists like Batio, Malmsteen etc have one fan demographic: teenage boys who erroneously think that being a shredder will get them chicks.
It took me a long time to understand that practicing guitar was the road to celibacy, and that learning to sing was how you get chicks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (tmYqW)
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Doe ATC have a Fire Truck Radar?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (Sco7b)
Godspeed...
Posted by: Denny Crane - We Will Never Forget You. at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)
Planes don't have crumple zones.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
Its one big crumple zone. It crumples like a tin can. I'm more curious how the fire truck didn't see a big frigging plane coming down the road.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (snZF9)
Audio from that crash is weird. ATC told the truck to stop, then cleared it, then told it to stop.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (n7rxJ)
Senator Tuberville has the right idea: Fundamental Islam adherents are a clear and present danger to a Constitutional USA.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (dWrJ5)
==
oh yeah, as per usual
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
Is it a pencil burka?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (464q3)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)
Planes don't have crumple zones.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
Once the aircraft was on the ground, and taxiing at 24 mph, there was nothing the crew could do to avoid striking the fire truck that crossed their path. Can't brake out of it, can't steer out of it, can't accelerate out of it. Fire truck had the last clear chance to avoid the collision.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (8zz6B)
Or they should.
Did Johnny unplug it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
Dude you owe me a noseful of coffee
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (nHXB4)
There are "issues" & they're not going away.
>Scripps News, Mar. 16, 2026, Authorities track a surge in antisemitic attacks worldwide.
NYPD is moving to listing only those hate attacks confirmed.
>The Guardian, Thu 19 Mar 2026, Kemi Badenoch backs Nick Timothy after he calls Islamic public prayers ‘act of domination’ Conservative leader says debate not about freedom of religion, but its expression in shared public space
>Also the UK Guardian, Attacks on synagogues and Jewish shops in the UK, Europe and the US don’t hurt Netanyahu. They just hurt ordinary Jews, Mar. 20, 2026
>YouTube, Eid ul Fitr 2026 LIVE - Prayers In New York’s Washington Square Park Streamed live on Mar 20, 2026, Thousands gathered at Washington Square Park to offer Eid-ul-Fitr prayers... The event highlighted the diversity of New York’s Muslim community, with public prayers, unity, and festive spirit on display. Zohran Mamdani was also present, joining worshippers and emphasizing inclusivity and community solidarity during the celebrations.
>Action News, Philadelphia, March 20, 2026 -
Eid al‑Fitr celebration in West Philadelphia includes street renaming honoring Philadelphia Masjid
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)
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There is no greater loyalty than to open borders.
They will cling to it until the death of the party as a whole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
burka burka
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (PYyV9)
They plan to make you submit to Islam. They havent thought much past that, but they believe brown people are dumbasses and will submit to them in the end. Fools.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (tmYqW)
The Left is fine with a bullet through their brain just as long as they get to see YOU get one first.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (wa/yD)
It's like I'm looking in a mirror....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (2GVsD)
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"This is why supporting the Islamist Republic is America First."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (gYVzu)
According to a source, JPMorgan Chase is installing foot washing stations inside bathrooms at its Rockefeller Center office in Rockefeller Center.
The source stated that the installations are intended to accommodate Muslim employees who wash their feet before prayer, a practice associated with daily religious observance."
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
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Was the fire truck driven by former California Fire Chiefs?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (n17eQ)
Joy Behar in a burkha...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (nHXB4)
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (mFhj8)
Joy Behar in a burkha...
That would be an improvement.
For your brain bleach edification, there was a story over the weekend that Whoopi bragged she goes to bars to pick men up for sex. I'm sure she's a hit with men who are both blind and deaf.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
They will cling to it until the death of the party as a whole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (gYVzu)
They will close the borders the moment the wrong populations want to come here en masse.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
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So floor level urinals, rite?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
Off the floor?
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:28 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (PYyV9)
I saw this somewhere on 𝕏 and don't know where.
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:28 PM (+YA9H)
Is that like Durka Durka?
Posted by: Ian S.
I guess it's what happens when you marry your brother, but don't want to use your husband's name?
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 01:28 PM (N04U8)
_____
The left has it easy, only 30% and a 5 year super-majority. Whereas AfD could get 49.99% and it won't be enough because the 2nd place winner, even if nominally center-right, will form a coalition with every other lunatic left-wing party just to keep AfD out of power.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)
Not quite. In a multi party election 49.99% of the vote would translate into a massive majority of seats. Like 80% of seats probably.
Trudeau won something like 33% of the vote and got a majority of seats in Canada. It’s the retarded nature of multi party parliamentary systems.
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (2GVsD)
Second look at Islamists?
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (tmYqW)
new hotness: Sharia Compliant Bathrooms!
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: tone-loc at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (Q+gd/)
It took me a long time to understand that practicing guitar was the road to celibacy, and that learning to sing was how you get chicks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (kcfgw)
In my experience you must have been doing it wrong. lol
The shredder thing is cool to a point. I did it for awhile until my fingers didn't work for anything else because the muscle memory is real. I went to play an AC/DC song one day and my fingers were tripping over each other. Thats when I stopped. I can still do it, just not every day.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Sometimes a circumcision goes very wrong.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
It took me a long time to understand that practicing guitar was the road to celibacy, and that learning to sing was how you get chicks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (kcfgw)
LOL! Can't argue too much with that, but as the guitarist/music writer for my band, I did ok with the ladies... but just ok...
My best friend and singer always got the top shelf chicks, it was just something I learned to live with... heh.
Gotta say, though, I am a fan of Batio and Malmsteen, but only because I appreciate the technical skill they developed to play that way... I am more of a feel player, not a tech.
Posted by: Denny Crane - We Will Never Forget You. at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
... that she goes, now, at the present time ...?
OR
... that she went, in the past ...?
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (nHXB4)
____
I wonder if JPMorgan will allow Catholic employees to recite the Our Father over their muzz coworkers and a prayer for their conversion.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)
294
Audio from that crash is weird. ATC told the truck to stop, then cleared it, then told it to stop.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM
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We've found the diversity.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 01:31 PM (kf4RM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
Dude you owe me a noseful of coffee
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (tmYqW)
https://tinyurl.com/msncb96w
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (2WIwB)
Joy Behar in a burkha...
That would be an improvement.
For your brain bleach edification, there was a story over the weekend that Whoopi bragged she goes to bars to pick men up for sex. I'm sure she's a hit with men who are both blind and deaf.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
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Oh, the huge manatee!
(Sort of a meta joke, given that some sailors supposedly mistook manatees for mermaids in the 16-17th century.)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)
Didn't TMZ report that Whoppi and Helen Keller were an item back in the day?
*grin emoji*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:33 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 01:33 PM (mHVWR)
294
Audio from that crash is weird. ATC told the truck to stop, then cleared it, then told it to stop.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM
Whatever happened it was Trump's fault....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (rLtcl)
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The Law of Gross Tonnage in effect.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (wVcYX)
OR
... that she went, in the past ...?
Now, 2026.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (3cXfB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
RIP Miss Tesssmacher.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove"
Miss Tessmacher?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Reminds me a bit, just a bit, of a band from Germany named, "Can", back in the late 60s to early 70s. Takes a while.
https://tinyurl.com/ms6s6jby
Posted by: javems at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
I can still smell!
Posted by: Tommy at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)
Fuckin 24k gold
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (tmYqW)
The Ladies fall for the pretty frontmen.
They'll fuck the guitarist.
But - they marry into the Rhythm Section.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (erF49)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
We like 'em zaftig. Rubenesque.
Posted by: 17th century sailors at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (N04U8)
OR
... that she went, in the past ...?
Now, 2026.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (3cXfB)
ewwwwww
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (cWLG3)
Well, they had been at sea for many, many months, so there's that.
"It's got titties, Jonesie, it's gotta be a mermaid!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)
- Cucker
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove"
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Does Eddie Van Halen know?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:38 PM (n17eQ)
lol
Also, truth.
They think they want all sorts of shit, but they really just want someone who can keep perfect time.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (erF49)
Posted by: He's back and Bulgier than ever at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)
Fuckin 24k gold
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (tmYqW)
omigosh
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (+YA9H)
They will cling to it until the death of the party as a whole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (gYVzu)
And for the final nail in the coffin, also intentionally keep DHS from doing its job.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (y9ksN)
They'll fuck the guitarist.
But - they marry into the Rhythm Section.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (erF49)
Fuck/Marry/Kill
Yeah, you are pretty accurate...
But as the sole songwriter and lead guitarist, I always thought I maybe deserved better than the JV Squad, at least once in a while...
Although, I had no complaints!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N
=====
Roid Rage
Plus the last two Reachers were crap.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:37
Trust me.
Posted by: Ted Danson at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove"
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Does Eddie Van Halen know?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:38 PM (n17eQ)
yikes...
Posted by: Denny Crane - That May Be Too Soon... lol at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (dmDsy)
They'll fuck the guitarist.
But - they marry into the Rhythm Section.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (erF49)
Fuck/Marry/Kill
Yeah, you are pretty accurate...
But as the sole songwriter and lead guitarist, I always thought I maybe deserved better than the JV Squad, at least once in a while...
Although, I had no complaints!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (dmDsy)
---'
And not notice the bassist. :'^|
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 01:42 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:42 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 01:42 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (gtcuf)
IIRC, he was prominently featured in a Cafe last week.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:43 PM (8zz6B)
"Today we had a small incident of youths, possibly without homes, setting fires to stay warm for a halal meal. It is unfortunate they did this near ambulances. Inshallah."
Reporters ask about the Shit (sic) group taking credit: "We will investigate and arrest any Britons responsible for this islamic slur or online gossip.All are part of this great nation and are welcome here. It is mere coincidence the ambulances were near a synagogue."
*Wanders off to look for his prayer rug, which I hope the cat of #10 has reduced to ribbons.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 01:43 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:43 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (y9ksN)
Trick or Treat!
Smell My Feet!
Give Me Something Good To Eat!
If You Don't
I Don't Care!
I'll Pull Down Your Underwear!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes That Just Pops Into My Head... at March 23, 2026 01:44 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:44 PM (rLtcl)
admit that she goes to bars to pick up men.Is that supposed to be cool at her age?. Why not just say she's lonely and goes to bars?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 01:44 PM (PFs9e)
If that sentence makes sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)
Yep. If the boy who said the Emperor had no clothes lived in modern day England he'd either be arrested immediately or beaten to death by the crowd. Same shit here. You point out the fact the last couple three mass school shootings were committed by trannies it's "SHUT UP YOU TRANSPHOBIC GENOCIDAL OPPRESSER."
Posted by: Shoot the messenger is a time-worn strategy at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)
Although, I had no complaints!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (dmDsy)
Should've written a song titled "Fuck the Guitar Player, He's the One with the Talent".
Would've been amusing to hear the vocalist have to sing it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)
https://youtu.be/Gru2EDJvj9Q
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (oCS0o)
---'
And not notice the bassist. :'^|
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 01:42 PM (cWLG3)
Oh, shit, I forgot about him!!
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)
They havent thought much past that, but they believe brown people are dumbasses and will submit to them in the end.
Wasn't that the Charles Manson plan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (rj6Yv)
=====
"Dozens hurt in high-speed impact: The jet collided with the Port Authority fire truck on a runway at 104 miles per hour."
I didn't think 24mph sounded right.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (dmDsy)
Should've written a song titled "Fuck the Guitar Player, He's the One with the Talent".
Would've been amusing to hear the vocalist have to sing it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)
Fucking genius!!!
Where were you all those 29 years ago????
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (dmDsy)
admit that she goes to bars to pick up men.Is that supposed to be cool at her age?
She should do what all the other women at her age are doing. Meet men at their retirement community.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 01:48 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at March 23, 2026 01:48 PM (OyBGA)
Enjoy Islam, asshats.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 12:30 PM (xcxpd)
Sadly, we've imported the same people. We're just not at the point where they are bold enough to openly attack the native populace. (But we're getting there!)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 01:48 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (gtcuf)
IIRC, he was prominently featured in a Cafe last week.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:43 PM (8zz6B)
There's some footage of the trial floating around. The cops utterly beclowned themselves, which isn't surprising. The whole suit was a total joke from the beginning.
Posted by: I was gonna go search the house but then I got high at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
admit that she goes to bars to pick up men.Is that supposed to be cool at her age?. Why not just say she's lonely and goes to bars?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......
She always shows up at a quarter till two and still goes home alone.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (UjdFS)
They'll fuck the guitarist.
But - they marry into the Rhythm Section.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (erF49)
Funny shit, but seemed to be true. One bass player I had..damn he had no qualms about bumping uglies. He definitely had a grudge against his dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:50 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 01:50 PM (7Q7Ca)
The UK is dealing with a serious problem. pic.twitter.com/z728w4R17d
Meh. An own goal by the UK.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 01:50 PM (7Q7Ca)
I didn't think 24mph sounded right.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (CyFyf)
Not like the media ever get their facts wrong. Actually doesn't alter the fact that the aircrew were helpless to avoid the collision at that point.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:52 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
Probably doesn't hurt to have sinus congestion too.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (zafwz)
Islam is satanic. Open your eyes and stop making excuses for these evil thugs
Posted by: Pste at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (G5pZb)
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