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James Comer: We'll Subpoena Tampon Tim Walz to Prove His Involvement In Somali Fraud

Yes. And audit all the finances of his family.


House Oversight and Accountability Committee Chairman James Comer, R-Ky., says he is willing to subpoena Tim Walz, the Minnesota governor and failed vice-presidential candidate, over a fraud scheme in his state that reportedly saw hundreds of millions of dollars routed through nonprofits to Somali immigrants and others.

"If anyone that has received correspondence from us thus far requesting information, if they don't turn over that information, then they will get a subpoena. And we're serious about this. We're not going to back down," Comer warned in an interview with Just the News.


...

Comer noted to Just The News that Walz and other Minnesota officials, like Attorney General Keith Ellison, have "hid" as the investigation proceeds.

"You know, Walz gets due process, but the way he's handling this, and the way Ellison, the attorney general, has kind of hid right now, makes me pretty confident that there's a massive amount of waste, fraud and abuse that's about to be detected here, and I'm going to predict that Walz's political career is closer to an end than somewhere in the middle."

Walz is running for his fourth term as Minnesota governor. I'd like to think that even leftwing Minnesotans have had enough, but we can't forget that left-wing Virginians happily voted for an AG who advocated for killing cops and killing political opponents' wives.

...


Comer reiterated that sentiment and suggested this is not an anomaly. "I think what we're going to find in Minnesota is probably happening in many other states. Minnesota could be, and hopefully is, the worst offender, but there are other blue states run by Democratic [Party] governors who refuse to turn over any data, not only to Congress, but to cabinet secretaries like Brooke Rollins who are trying to get a handle on programs like SNAP."

Of course, Democrats have a long history of enriching themselves in office:


During his tenure, Comer uncovered bank records showing that Hunter Biden received $6.5 million from Ukrainian energy firm Burisma, where he served on the board despite lacking expertise, with testimony from Devon Archer revealing that Hunter placed Joe Biden on speakerphone over 20 times with foreign associates to sell the "Biden brand" for influence, and allegations that Joe Biden's push to oust prosecutor Viktor Shokin in 2015 aligned suspiciously with Burisma's pressure on Hunter for protection.

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1 Le sigh...

I just can't get excited about committee hearings that become demo reels for fundraising pitches.

sorry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

2 1st!

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

3 Tim Walz is the Keir Starmer of Tina Koteks.

Posted by: Well, There's Always the Unexpected at December 11, 2025 01:25 PM (qUkBO)

4 Third term, not fourth. Otherwise dead on

Posted by: TitaniumRodsStewart16 at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (E5Cb5)

5 Dammit, TJM.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

6 5 Dammit, TJM.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

7 The point of leftwing politics is to grift money from the government.

The problem here is Walz and friends got too greedy

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

8 I can't believe I missed the Font thread.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 11, 2025 01:27 PM (sX1BW)

9 Arrests, Trials, and Sentencing?

Waiting!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 01:27 PM (LmIVp)

10 Comer uncovered bank records showing that Hunter Biden received $6.5 million from Ukrainian energy firm Burisma
......

Guilty as sin, free as a bird.

Posted by: wth at December 11, 2025 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

11 James Comer: We'll Subpoena Tampon Tim Walz to Prove His Involvement In Somali Fraud

Nobody would lie to Congress!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 01:27 PM (aZ9eR)

12 Walz is running for his fourth term as Minnesota governor. I'd like to think that even leftwing Minnesotans have had enough, but we can't forget that left-wing Virginians happily voted for an AG who advocated for killing cops and killing political opponents' wives.
———-

Speaking of, can’t we just turn the page? I didn’t hear you, let’s try again. CANT WE JUST TURN THE PAAAAGGGGGGEEEEE *arms fling around wildly like Kermit the frog*

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (Q9G/L)

13 And if you want stuff like this to stop you have to put people like Walz in jail.

Not make speeches, hell, not even charge them. They have to be convicted and spend time in jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

14 I just can't get excited about committee hearings that become demo reels for fundraising pitches.

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Changing font standards is more consequential than a useless committee meeting.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (sX1BW)

15 I can't believe I missed the Font thread.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 11, 2025 01:27 PM (sX1BW)
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It was pointless.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (LmIVp)

16 Wow. A House subpoena. Double wow.

Is there somewhere I can send a check?

Posted by: IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (SmniV)

17 Walz is running for his fourth term as Minnesota governor. I'd like to think that even leftwing Minnesotans have had enough, but we can't forget that left-wing Virginians happily voted for an AG who advocated for killing cops and killing political opponents' wives.

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"Yeah, but he doesn't hate the gays."
-AWFLs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

18 voted for"

Yeah, sure. Now count more votes, tavarish...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (XuXeR)

19 Timtard will skate. Politicians NEVER pay a price for their serial felonies... felonies that would make a private sector embezzler blush.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (Bo9Yf)

20 *arms fling around wildly like Kermit the frog*
Posted by: Piper

Is that one of the classes at your studio?

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

21 20 *arms fling around wildly like Kermit the frog*
Posted by: Piper

Is that one of the classes at your studio?
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:28


I made a post recently with this. It’s funny.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (Q9G/L)

22 You know who else never got a fourth term?

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (fexSQ)

23 And a key in all this.

Find something Walz doesn't want to talk about but you have proof of even if it isn't in and of itself illegal - like say meeting with the Somalis and then getting a check from them.

Get him to say under oath that it didn't happen.

Then charge him with lying to congress.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

24 Wow. A House subpoena. Double wow.

Is there somewhere I can send a check?
Posted by: IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!

Never send a check until they start rolling up their sleeves.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

25 21 I made a post recently with this. It’s funny.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (Q9G/L)

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Did you make a post telling people to like and subscribe?

Well, did ya?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

26 And then what?

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at December 11, 2025 01:30 PM (vFG9F)

27 Someday politicians will pay for their crimes. But not these politicians.

Posted by: Well, There's Always the Unexpected at December 11, 2025 01:30 PM (qUkBO)

28 The Great White Father, Chief of American Somaliland, will probably get back in unless the feds can nail him, somehow, before the election.

Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2025 01:30 PM (2L+MU)

29 20 *arms fling around wildly like Kermit the frog*
Posted by: Piper

Is that one of the classes at your studio?
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

Muppet Muscle

Posted by: Henson Studios is on the phone about licensing fees at December 11, 2025 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

30 "Yeah, but he doesn't hate the gays."
-AWFLs"

Trans is good!

/winebox

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

31 >>I'd like to think that even leftwing Minnesotans have had enough,


What you mean to write is that you hope the Somali election fraud machine is somehow not going to work.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 11, 2025 01:30 PM (Pkr1Y)

32 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 11, 2025 01:30 PM (Kt19C)

33 Comer reiterated that sentiment and suggested this is not an anomaly. "I think what we're going to find in Minnesota is probably happening in many other states. Minnesota could be, and hopefully is, the worst offender, but there are other blue states run by Democratic [Party] governors who refuse to turn over any data, not only to Congress, but to cabinet secretaries like Brooke Rollins who are trying to get a handle on programs like SNAP."

He could have shortened this by using New Mexico.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (uv8gn)

34 You know who else never got a fourth term?

Not FDR. He should have been drummed out of Washington after one term.

Posted by: That guy who really dislikes FDR at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (Riz8t)

35
Republicans Pouncing!!!

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (IifOV)

36 If the point of Dems is to grift money from the government,
then the point of point of the GOPe is to grift money off the Dems grifting money from the government

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (D+mpw)

37 Someday politicians will pay for their crimes. "

But it is not this day!

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (XuXeR)

38 And then what?
----

They'll go have wedge salads for lunch and pretend the whole thing never happened.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (TN0g+)

39 31
What you mean to write is that you hope the Somali election fraud machine is somehow not going to work.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 11, 2025 01:30 PM (Pkr1Y)

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Posit:

The Somalis doing most of the ballot harvesting were the least likely to be following the letter of the law in other aspects of their lives and will be the most likely to get deported in a concentrated immigration enforcement effort in the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

40 Give him the full financial colonoscopy.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (YwEeS)

41 1 Le sigh...

I just can't get excited about committee hearings that become demo reels for fundraising pitches.

sorry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

This is what the Republican party has been reduced to. With a majority in the House and Senate, albeit slim, this is the best we can hope for, apparently.

Posted by: Disney Stockholders at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

42 I tell you yah that Timmy will do de right thing an fix de fraud yah in his next term yah.

Posted by: Jukin the Dplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (xvV+O)

43 I'd like to see a crack team led by DataRepublican and Big Balls send AI audit spiders up this sad poofter's stretched asshole and uncover every shady, filthy thing he's ever done.

But sadly, I'm sure all the graft and grift and dirty money was nicely papered over in the form of campaign contributions. Nobody knows graft and corruption like the Democraps, and nobody knows how to cover it up better.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

44 25 21 I made a post recently with this. It’s funny.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (Q9G/L)

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Did you make a post telling people to like and subscribe?

Well, did ya?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

Does one hit the bell, then smash the like and subscribe buttons, or smash the bell then hit the like and subscribe buttons?

Posted by: Tech talk with 'Tubers at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (TbWk/)

45 STEINER WILL COME"

Steiner makes good binoculars...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (XuXeR)

46 Walz might not win a 4th term? Maybe get a suitable replacement while there is still time. That former Michigan coach seems like a good fit for Minnesota. Plus he likes the Skandis, for sure. The women anyway.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (Dv3i1)

47 And if you want stuff like this to stop you have to put people like Walz in jail.

Not make speeches, hell, not even charge them. They have to be convicted and spend time in jail.
Posted by: 18-1

Follow Illinois example.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (TezPK)

48 A lot more politicians need to be similarly investigates.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (iHvGi)

49 Not Kermit, but the grinch will have to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnWwQQ7MrbU

Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

50 41 This is what the Republican party has been reduced to. With a majority in the House and Senate, albeit slim, this is the best we can hope for, apparently.

Posted by: Disney Stockholders at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

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The problem is that Congress is not law enforcement. It doesn't have that power.

Congress has already done all it can by classifying all this shit as illegal. What are they going to do? Make it double illegal with another law?

Any action has to come from the DOJ, and the DOJ won't say anything in public until they file public affidavits and charging documents against individuals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

51 Tim, you're a governor. Quit dancing around like some Kansas City fag.

Taggart

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:33 PM (gm9Sb)

52 and will be the most likely to get deported in a concentrated immigration enforcement effort in the state."

LOL...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:33 PM (XuXeR)

53 But sadly, I'm sure all the graft and grift and dirty money was nicely papered over in the form of campaign contributions. Nobody knows graft and corruption like the Democraps, and nobody knows how to cover it up better.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

*whistles, confidently*

Posted by: ActBlue at December 11, 2025 01:33 PM (Dv3i1)

54 "If anyone that has received correspondence from us thus far requesting information, if they don't turn over that information, then they will get a subpoena. And we're serious about this. We're not going to back down," Comer warned in an interview with Just the News.

Yeah, yeah. Sure you will. (insert eyeroll here)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 11, 2025 01:33 PM (uQesX)

55

he is willing to subpoena Tim Walz.

Maybe yes
Maybe no

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2025 01:33 PM (pkeXY)

56
Timmy could serve 4 terms in office and then serve 6-8 years in prison.

Serving is serving.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 01:33 PM (IifOV)

57 Comer reiterated that sentiment and suggested this is not an anomaly. "I think what we're going to find in Minnesota is probably happening in many other states. Minnesota could be, and hopefully is, the worst offender, but there are other blue states run by Democratic [Party] governors who refuse to turn over any data, not only to Congress, but to cabinet secretaries like Brooke Rollins who are trying to get a handle on programs like SNAP."

He could have shortened this by using New Mexico.
---

Ahem.

Posted by: Calizuela at December 11, 2025 01:33 PM (xvV+O)

58 52 and will be the most likely to get deported in a concentrated immigration enforcement effort in the state."

LOL...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:33 PM (XuXeR)

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I mean...BP and ICE did suddenly swoop in on Minneapolis last week, and they're still rounding people up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

59 Tim, you're a governor. Quit dancing around like some Kansas City fag.
-------

He's right--that's a bad look for a Minnesota fag.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:34 PM (TN0g+)

60 Congress has already done all it can by classifying all this shit as illegal. What are they going to do?

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They could cut the SNAP program. That would cut the fraud.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 11, 2025 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

61 Does one hit the bell, then smash the like and subscribe buttons, or smash the bell then hit the like and subscribe buttons?"

Before or after the latest Win 11 update?

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:34 PM (XuXeR)

62 > James Comer: We'll Subpoena Tampon Tim Walz to Prove His Involvement In Somali Fraud
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A number of former *biden aids were subpoenaed over the autopen debacle and declined to appear. Why would this be any different?

More failure theater coming up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 01:35 PM (NwnyJ)

63 VA AG as ok with death of his political opponents’ kids as a way to punish the wife

Posted by: Hoss at December 11, 2025 01:35 PM (NfDEX)

64 IF it comes out that Walz got more than his fair share of the loot then the other crooks will not be happy.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 01:35 PM (Q+gd/)

65
Only if they make Tim wear a bike helmet when he walks into Congress.. for his own protection..

and put corks on his forks

Posted by: Blanco at December 11, 2025 01:35 PM (q83gU)

66 They could cut the SNAP program"

LOL part deux...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:35 PM (XuXeR)

67
Didn't John Solomon announce a few weeks ago that he was going to drop something MAJOR in a few days?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2025 01:36 PM (1N/bM)

68
Minnesota is lost.

The gov wants to bring more of the thieves into his state.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 01:36 PM (3ek7K)

69 60 Congress has already done all it can by classifying all this shit as illegal. What are they going to do?

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They could cut the SNAP program. That would cut the fraud.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 11, 2025 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

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Most of the SNAP overspending is already illegal. SNAP isn't supposed to go to non-citizens, and even green card holders can have their immigration statuses revoked if they take welfare.

Immigrants, legal ones, have to have sponsors sign forms saying that the immigrants will not become burdens on the state.

The problem isn't that there aren't laws. The problem is that decades of administrations from city governments to the feds have allowed and fostered illegality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

70 Republicans flounce!

Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2025 01:36 PM (2L+MU)

71 Have you guys no empathy for the poor criminal illegal invading and stealing Somalians?!?

Posted by: Jukin the Dplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 01:36 PM (xvV+O)

72 19 Timtard will skate. Politicians NEVER pay a price for their serial felonies... felonies that would make a private sector embezzler blush.
Posted by: Truck Monkey


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at December 11, 2025 01:37 PM (W2Pud)

73 The problem is that decades of administrations from city governments to the feds have allowed and fostered illegality."

Why not? It's not their money...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:37 PM (XuXeR)

74 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (Ij7mQ)

75 Tim Walz uses Calibri font

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

76 Walz will slip across the border to Manitoba, disguised as an itinerant lightning rod salesman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (npFr7)

77 I'm going to say this... I've heard they want to start pressuring Hegseth. If this congress starts doing things to Trump's people BEFORE holding anyone from the past 10 years accountable... like say Judges.... I don't want to hear any crying about the midterms..

Posted by: Inogame at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (53oGX)

78 75 Tim Walz uses Calibri font

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah, well, so do you.

Therefore, Elric is Tim Walz.

That's called a syllogism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

79 77 I'm going to say this... I've heard they want to start pressuring Hegseth. If this congress starts doing things to Trump's people BEFORE holding anyone from the past 10 years accountable... like say Judges.... I don't want to hear any crying about the midterms..

Posted by: Inogame at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (53oGX)

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Hegseth is yesterday's news.

He got impeached and thrown in jail for Signalgate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

80 I think this would be hilarious:

Towards the final weeks of the General Election, it was discovered that there was a massive amount of fraud going on with donations for the Presidential election. There were fake non-profits popping up and collecting for Harris/Walz (so they said). Many of these were bogus, and just phishing opportunities for fraudsters, to say nothing of people who actually contributed money to these fake non-profits.

It would be HILARIOUS if most of these operations were being orchestrated by Somali immigrants.

Posted by: Orson at December 11, 2025 01:39 PM (dIske)

81 This could get bad enough to the democrat brand that Timmy is accused of a sexual impropriety with a workmate. Even worse he could be accused of it being a female and not male.

Posted by: Jukin the Dplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 01:39 PM (xvV+O)

82 43 I'd like to see a crack team led by DataRepublican and Big Balls send AI audit spiders up this sad poofter's stretched asshole and uncover every shady, filthy thing he's ever done.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:32 PM

I'd love for this to happen but I don't want to see it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 11, 2025 01:39 PM (dtf79)

83 Expose them all, drum them out of power

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

84
English to Somali translation:

Steal = Xatooyo
Cheat = khiyaamo
Suckers = Nuugista
Grift = Gariir
Stupid American = Nacas Maraykan ah

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 01:39 PM (IifOV)

85
Proof of death for Joey will be when they bring a little girl into his hospital room and he stops sniffing.

Posted by: Auspex at December 11, 2025 01:39 PM (Y8DZL)

86 By the way, the money that these Somalians stole, with help from Walz, Ellison and Omar was OUR F*CKING MONEY! They stole from us. And 1/2 the country couldn't care less.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (Dv3i1)

87 Tim Walz uses Calibri font

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

=====

Yeah, well, so do you.

Therefore, Elric is Tim Walz.

That's called a syllogism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea, but I use Calibri in a very manly, powerful way ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

88 "Politicians NEVER pay a price for their serial felonies... felonies that would make a private sector embezzler blush."

+++

A private who loses a rifle gets in more trouble than a general who loses a war.

Posted by: Pentagon bathroom stall at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (Ij7mQ)

89 dammit

working and missed the font thread!

lol anyway the left is lying the change was just bc MS default changed.

it's the lying part that annoys

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (emBoF)

90
Calibri vs. TNR?

Lame. Maybe it can be the undercard for the Antiqua vs. Fraktur fight.

Posted by: Vince McMahon at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (BI5O2)

91 20 *arms fling around wildly like Kermit the frog*
Posted by: Piper


What perfect, and perfectly hilarious, imagery!

Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (2L+MU)

92 That's called a syllogism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So that's what you kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

93 Not make speeches, hell, not even charge them. They have to be convicted and spend time in jail.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

"Shot while resisting arrest" works, too. Also cheaper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (npFr7)

94 Oh. And did y’all see a federal judge ordered the release of Maryland Man

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (W2Pud)

95 87 Yea, but I use Calibri in a very manly, powerful way ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

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With effete grace?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

96 James Comer: We'll Subpoena Tampon Tim Walz to Prove His Involvement In Somali Fraud


Great.
Now do Gov Ferguson from Washington.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (2WIwB)

97 That's called a syllogism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

I've done that by the bucket full.

Posted by: Kamala at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (fexSQ)

98 95 87 Yea, but I use Calibri in a very manly, powerful way ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

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With effete grace?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

It's a very David Niven font.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

99 A private who loses a rifle gets in more trouble than a general who loses a war.
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A private who loses a rifle gets in more trouble than a Secretary of State who loses every single email she sent or received.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (TN0g+)

100 72 19 Timtard will skate. Politicians NEVER pay a price for their serial felonies... felonies that would make a private sector embezzler blush.
Posted by: Truck Monkey


Tell me about it.
Posted by: Martha Stewart

Not so fast!

Posted by: Rod Blagojovich at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)

101 Nothing is going to happen to Tim Walz unless he is live streamed singing show tunes, while holding up lyrics posters rendered in a 72pt Calibri font, in a DT Minneapolis gay bar wearing nothing but a tiara, blue eye shadow, a lime green feather boa, high heels. In that case he will be kicked to curb by being elected as a senator.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (uv8gn)

102 Several layers of lawyers between the bag man and little Timmy.

Put all the layers in jail for shits and giggles.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (EyfuW)

103 Calibri is the Comic Sans of Century Schoolbook.

Posted by: Font of Knowledge at December 11, 2025 01:42 PM (Ij7mQ)

104 Le sigh...
I just can't get excited about committee hearings that become demo reels for fundraising pitches.
sorry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger
......

It makes for really crappy TV.

Posted by: wth at December 11, 2025 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

105 > Of course, Democrats have a long history of enriching themselves in office:

As much as I despise Nancy Pelosi, I prefer her stock tip method of self-enrichment over straight up freaking stealing from the taxpayer. Seriously, guys. Just invest in the companies you know are going to get big gov't contracts.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 01:42 PM (Yp6az)

106 102 Several layers of lawyers between the bag man and little Timmy.

Put all the layers in jail for shits and giggles.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (EyfuW)

So you're saying he has a lot of buffers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 11, 2025 01:42 PM (dtf79)

107 94 Oh. And did y’all see a federal judge ordered the release of Maryland Man
Posted by: nurse ratched

At some point, DoJ has to let him do the squatters' rights thing in one of these judges houses.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

108 Tim Walz uses Calibri font"

I use a Colibri lighter...

Heyohhh....

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:43 PM (XuXeR)

109 @shipwreckedcrew
·
43m
I'm going to read Judge Xinis ruling today and then decide whether to write a story. Haven't even looked at the first page yet, but I have one curious observation to the reporting that her decision is based on the Govt failing to produce an actual Order of Removal ---

In the opening of his Complaint which brought the case into her court, Abrego Garcia conceded he's subject to an Order of Removal.

I'm not sure it's proper for her to revisit a factual matter that the opposition conceded at the outset.

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An observation from shipwreckedcrew about the Xinis order for Maryland Man.

I suspect appeal, stay, and overturn are happening soon, all while Maryland Man remains behind bars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

110 This is the same Certified Tuff Guy who is letting clown judge Bonerburger wave his ass his face and laugh at him?

Or is the the Certified Tuff Guy who is still begging the Clintons to come in and testify about their trips to see Epstein?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 11, 2025 01:43 PM (HXT0k)

111 Please don't talk about gisms. There are ladies present. And whatever ace is.

Posted by: silo of wut? at December 11, 2025 01:44 PM (LUxM5)

112 I moved to Minnesota for college when I was 17 and I've been here a long time. I always found the liberals here pretty crazy. I think the Scandinavian culture made them further left than most of the country. Now their far-left culture has merged with TDS to make them completely crazy.

Look at Ellison. He won for AG even though everyone knew about his radical anti-cop background and domestic abuse allegations.

Posted by: Dave at December 11, 2025 01:44 PM (sbsMc)

113 Oh no, not just wives- the CHILDREN of political opponents.

Fuck all of Virginia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 01:44 PM (h4uy9)

114 Fonts should be stirred, not shaken.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 11, 2025 01:44 PM (EyfuW)

115 94 Oh. And did y’all see a federal judge ordered the release of Maryland Man. - nurse ratched

Guy must be starting to feel like a tether ball.

Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2025 01:44 PM (2L+MU)

116 If Timmy stole, er, I mean redirected graft from higher-ups into his own pocket then his ass is grass.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 01:44 PM (Q+gd/)

117 16 Is there somewhere I can send a check?
Posted by: IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!

Me too! Will you triple match my contribution like last time?

Posted by: Auspex at December 11, 2025 01:45 PM (Y8DZL)

118 104 Le sigh...
I just can't get excited about committee hearings that become demo reels for fundraising pitches.
sorry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger
......

It makes for really crappy TV.
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2025 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

So does the Court Martial of Billy Mitchell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

119 116 If Timmy stole, er, I mean redirected graft from higher-ups into his own pocket then his ass is grass.
Posted by: davidt

I think Walz made it a point of pride that he had no money. Which makes me think he has help from some knowledgeable people on how to hide it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)

120 118 So does the Court Martial of Billy Mitchell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

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"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
-Otto Preminger

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

121 Dear Gov Tim
You are a stain. A nasty disgusting stain. The kind of stain left on fabric after a woman's tampon fails and she refuses to use peroxide to remove it because she doesn't want to "discolor the fabric" (pro tip the fabric is now discolored anyway). You are the stain left behind when a baby blows out the diaper and gets shit on every stitch of clothing he's wearing (and on whoever is holding him/dealing with the diaper). You are the nasty sweat stain in the armpit region of every shirt you have ever worn. You are ring around the collar.
You are a short, ugly, nasty pile of retarded stains. Go fuck yourself with a rotting coconut and don't forget to light it on fire first.

Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 01:46 PM (2J/Lj)

122 ass is grass"

Or gas. Nobody rides for free...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:47 PM (XuXeR)

123
Did Clinton or Biden set the bar for accumulation of Corrupto-Graft Cash?

I'm thinking it must be the Clintons, possibly Obama cuz he doesn't have to pretend his Corrupto-Graft Cash is for anything beyond his pockets.

But, who knows? There was a lot of cash floating thru the Somalis maybe Walz set the meter on 50% for the Retard.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 01:47 PM (iJfKG)

124 It's ok to talk about gisms.
Just do it while you're alone.
And wash your hands afterwards.

Posted by: Always sound advice at December 11, 2025 01:47 PM (Ij7mQ)

125 Actually stopping SNAP in these states seems a bridge to far for the cowards. They are too afraid of being called names.

What would the dems do if it was something they didn't like? they would stop the funding and if told by a judge to reinstate it, they would ignore the judge. But nope, the repubs like the fraud as much as the dems, they just pretend they don't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2025 01:48 PM (n5tGW)

126 This should be done with every politician at every level of local, state, and federal government. DOGE for Everybody.

Posted by: IanDeal at December 11, 2025 01:48 PM (3mCRL)

127 Republicans are just trying to stir up any fake shit they can to hurt Walz. The perpetrators were caught. What's the controversy here?

Trump hates Walz for running against him. This reminds me of ACORN. Bad actors did bad things, they were caught, and the enforcement/oversight mechanism proved to work.

I blame a governor when people under federal immigration laws violate federal laws and defraud federal programs. I am the smartest. /s

I've gone to a couple of events now and heard Walz speak. The man has clarity and integrity.

He doesn't just babble word salad like Trump does.
He knows people, he understands how things work.
He's one of the best governors we've ever had.
I dare you to go and listen to Walz.

Even Walz supporters in the article are dumping in Walz, even when they acknowledge he did nothing wrong! "The buck stops with the governor, I’m sorry it just does,” Reichgott Junge said, adding that while people don’t blame him directly for the fraud, running for a third term is risky.

I don't care if it's Walz or another prominent DFLer, but being upset about this makes y ou are too dumb to breathe.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 11, 2025 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

128 124 It's ok to talk about gisms.
Just do it while you're alone.
And wash your hands afterwards.
Posted by: Always sound advice at December 11, 2025 01:47 PM (Ij7mQ)

And definitely don't drink any GSM.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 11, 2025 01:48 PM (dtf79)

129 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 01:46 PM (2J/Lj)

Pure poetry.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

130 Did Clinton or Biden set the bar for accumulation of Corrupto-Graft Cash?
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I'm guessing it was the Clinton Foundation that set the bar.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:48 PM (TN0g+)

131 But, who knows? There was a lot of cash floating thru the Somalis maybe Walz set the meter on 50% for the Retard.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 01:47 PM (iJfKG)

He's facilitating the outright theft of billions. When you have no overhead...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 01:48 PM (h4uy9)

132 Coach Tim Walz and Coach Jerry Sandusky start a tik tok event called shower time, where they compare notes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:48 PM (gm9Sb)

133 Dear Gov Tim"

Am I the only one who read that in the voice of the schoolmarm, Harriet Van Johnson?

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:49 PM (XuXeR)

134 127 Republicans are just trying to stir up any fake shit they can to hurt Walz. The perpetrators were caught. What's the controversy here?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid

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"States should be allowed to foster obvious fraud at any level, and the feds should be responsible for cleaning it up."
-it's a take

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

135 Dear Gov Tim
You are a stain. A nasty disgusting stain. The kind of stain left on fabric after a woman's tampon fails and she refuses to use peroxide to remove it because she doesn't want to "discolor the fabric" (pro tip the fabric is now discolored anyway). You are the stain left behind when a baby blows out the diaper and gets shit on every stitch of clothing he's wearing (and on whoever is holding him/dealing with the diaper). You are the nasty sweat stain in the armpit region of every shirt you have ever worn. You are ring around the collar.
You are a short, ugly, nasty pile of retarded stains. Go fuck yourself with a rotting coconut and don't forget to light it on fire first.

Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 01:46 PM (2J/Lj)

Its even better when you say it over the Grinch music. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 01:49 PM (snZF9)

136 121

Dear Mayhem,

Thank you for your letter. I believe it's vital that elected officials received positive feedback.

I hope I can count on your support in the upcoming election. Please note the link to the donations page of my campaign web site below.

Yours truly,

Tim Walz

Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2025 01:49 PM (2L+MU)

137 They're not big on diversity.

Egypt, Iran Protest Against World Cup Soccer LGBTQI+ “Pride” Match in Seattle

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2025 01:50 PM (6Vwts)

138 127 I blame a governor when people under federal immigration laws violate federal laws and defraud federal programs. I am the smartest. /s

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 11, 2025 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

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"I don't know how most welfare programs run."
-it's a defense

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

139 Coach Tim Walz and Coach Jerry Sandusky start a tik tok event called shower time, where they compare notes.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

*waves*
-- Coach Denny Hastert

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

140 I moved to Minnesota for college when I was 17 and I've been here a long time. I always found the liberals here pretty crazy. I think the Scandinavian culture made them further left than most of the country. Now their far-left culture has merged with TDS to make them completely crazy.

Posted by: Dave at December 11, 2025 01:44 PM (sbsMc)

When I had a choice of going to an IT school my options were Minneapolis or Portland. I chose Portland. Guess I was screwed either way. Yea me.

Posted by: Shonkin Sag at December 11, 2025 01:50 PM (bdwif)

141 They're not big on diversity.

Egypt, Iran Protest Against World Cup Soccer LGBTQI+ “Pride” Match in Seattle
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Hey Egypt, Iran--lighten up fellas, its soccer so of *course* its gay.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:51 PM (TN0g+)

142 Republicans issue a lot of subpoenas.

Dried up dogshit >> GOP

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 11, 2025 01:51 PM (abIsI)

143 the Clinton Foundation that set the bar"

The Haiti Bar and Grille?

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:51 PM (XuXeR)

144 Immigrants, legal ones, have to have sponsors sign forms saying that the immigrants will not become burdens on the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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More than that. The sponsors of immigrants can be held financially liable themselves under some conditions.

Rarely applied today but the legal penalties are still in the law.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 01:52 PM (WDjG6)

145 "...but being upset about this makes y ou are too dumb to breathe."

Guffaw. Being upset about your tax dollars being scammed away to Somalia makes you are pretty smart in my book.

Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 01:52 PM (xNHSX)

146 144 More than that. The sponsors of immigrants can be held financially liable themselves under some conditions.

Rarely applied today but the legal penalties are still in the law.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 01:52 PM (WDjG6)

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"Why doesn't Congress pass more laws?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

147 118 So does the Court Martial of Billy Mitchell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

========

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
-Otto Preminger
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger
.......

lol

Posted by: wth at December 11, 2025 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

148 145 "...but being upset about this makes y ou are too dumb to breathe."

Guffaw. Being upset about your tax dollars being scammed away to Somalia makes you are pretty smart in my book.

Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 01:52 PM (xNHSX)

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Now, being upset about the poor Hamas freedom fighters...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

149 Is this about me?

Posted by: Dried up dogshit at December 11, 2025 01:53 PM (Ij7mQ)

150 When I was a kid in Ohio we had a CPUSA hall staffed by a bunch of dour Finns and Skandis. Why they were let in has been a mystery.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:54 PM (gm9Sb)

151 I don't care if it's Walz or another prominent DFLer, but being upset about this makes y ou are too dumb to breathe.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Ah yes, the Somalians and Democrats have a pr group out peppering reddit comments to try to ward off investigations. Because in turn they know that some AI models will use Reddit bullshit to generate misleading summaries.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 01:54 PM (WDjG6)

152 121
Dear Gov Tim
...You are a short, ugly, nasty pile of retarded stains. Go fuck yourself with a rotting coconut and don't forget to light it on fire first.

Regards
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
......

You forgot the
xoxo

Posted by: wth at December 11, 2025 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

153 When I was a kid in Ohio we had a CPUSA hall staffed by a bunch of dour Finns and Skandis. Why they were let in has been a mystery.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Bet their parties were a blast, though.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

154 This seems like a huge deal, and might just be a step towards making the government NOT our enemy.

DOJ Ends 'Disparate Impact Liability' in a Huge Win for Equality Under the Law

https://is.gd/Rja6m0

Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 01:56 PM (Riz8t)

155 I don't know how Caroline Leavitt faces that crowd of ignorant twits everyday.
She is such a gem when it comes to her support for this administration.

Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 01:56 PM (F3Dlr)

156 Get him to say under oath that it didn't happen.

Then charge him with lying to congress.
Posted by: 18-1
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The Hillary gambit:
"I don't recall..."
.
.
repeat 39 times
.
.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2025 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

157 Yea, but I use Calibri in a very manly, powerful way ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

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With effete grace?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

It's a very David Niven font.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 01:41 PM (xcxpd)
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David Niven was quite the stud and a real ladies' man. Just like The Blade!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

158 136
Dear Gov Bitch Tits
unapenda nyonya mbo

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 01:57 PM (2J/Lj)

159 157 David Niven was quite the stud and a real ladies' man. Just like The Blade!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah, but Niven actually killed men in battle. So, he's got that going for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

160 I don't know how Caroline Leavitt faces that crowd of ignorant twits everyday.
She is such a gem when it comes to her support for this administration.
Posted by: old chick

Be nice of her to show up in a bikini once in a while, though.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

161 At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at December 11, 2025 01:58 PM (Ij7mQ)

162 DOJ Ends 'Disparate Impact Liability' in a Huge Win for Equality Under the Law
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Future Headline -
DOJ Restarts 'Disparate Impact Liability' in a Huge Win for Women, Minorities, Immigrants, Basically the Whole World except, well you know who you are

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 01:58 PM (Dv3i1)

163 Timmy Walz needs his timing adjusted. He seems retarded.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 01:58 PM (0sNs1)

164 David Niven was quite the stud and a real ladies' man. Just like The Blade!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah, but Niven actually killed men in battle. So, he's got that going for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
________

"I just slay the poon."

-- The Paolo

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

165 145 "...but being upset about this makes y ou are too dumb to breathe."

Guffaw. Being upset about your tax dollars being scammed away to Somalia makes you are pretty smart in my book.
Posted by: Delurker

In xim/xer's defense, this persyn is probably a fellow societal leech, so the idea of paying tax dollars is unfathomable, let alone caring abouf how they are spent.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 11, 2025 01:58 PM (JCZqz)

166 Dispensationalists are retards

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 01:59 PM (7neCS)

167 Bet their parties were a blast, though"

Lutefisk for all!

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 02:00 PM (XuXeR)

168 Yeah, but Niven actually killed men in battle. So, he's got that going for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think it was MP4 who told this story. There was some big party in Hollywood to celebrate Grace Kelly's engagement to Prince Rainier. David Niven was there. Rainier asked Niven who gave the best BJs in Hollywood. Niven was about to say "Grace Kelly," and then remembered who he was talking to.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

169 166 Dispensationalists are retards
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 01:59 PM

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It depends which font they choose to use.

Posted by: Bookman Old Style at December 11, 2025 02:02 PM (Ij7mQ)

170 Times New Roman is the Freedom Font

Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 02:02 PM (xNHSX)

171 I blame a governor when people under federal immigration laws violate federal laws and defraud federal programs. I am the smartest. /s
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This would be the same people who claim illegals are not getting Medicare because federal Medicare reimbursements are paid to the states ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 11, 2025 02:03 PM (HXT0k)

172 What is the biggest problem for somalis, aside from the corruption, inbreeding, and mental deficiency, is that this is now a federal story and walz and his retard retinue do have enough sway to do anything.

they are getting fucked harder than ilhan omar getting spit roasted but her father and brother at the family reunion.

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 02:03 PM (7neCS)

173 171 I blame a governor when people under federal immigration laws violate federal laws and defraud federal programs. I am the smartest. /s
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This would be the same people who claim illegals are not getting Medicare because federal Medicare reimbursements are paid to the states ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 11, 2025 02:03 PM (HXT0k)

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And directly to hospitals!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

174 159 David Niven was a Sandhurst grad, saw serious action in WW2, and after his demise was honored by the porters at Heathrow Air Port for just being a gentleman. Fun fact. His "batman" an officers aide/valet during combat excursions was Peter Ustinov.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 02:03 PM (gm9Sb)

175 Rep. Bennie Thompson, in House Homeland Security Committee hearing, referred to the murder of the two WV National Guard soldiers as an "unfortunate accident." I have to say, I dislike when politicians reveal how their mother's referred to them when growing up.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 02:04 PM (uv8gn)

176 "Why doesn't Congress pass more laws?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

At some point, the multiplicity of laws and regulations end up with constipation of the legal process. And that leaves out the corruption of the legal processes and judges.

That is one of the signs of a decaying political institutions and culture--the enforcement of the rule of law becomes spotty and mostly directed toward the regime's enemies while excusing its friends.

Enjoyed a couple of your videos on the sequels and Orson Welles. Well done. Minor quibble on Orson Welles episode I saw is that the tinkling piano background music becomes annoying and distracting after a time when you are talking. The sequels episode used music for the visuals better and I noted an absence when you are discussing John Carter and King Arthur.

And like you, I liked Chimes of Midnight as my favorite Orson Welles movie. Although Macbeth and Othello are admirable as well. I even prefer Touch of Evil to Citizen Kane.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 02:04 PM (WDjG6)

177 166 Dispensationalists are retards
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 01:59 PM

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It depends which font they choose to use.
Posted by: Bookman Old S


illiterates have no worries about fonts

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 02:04 PM (7neCS)

178 175 Rep. Bennie Thompson, in House Homeland Security Committee hearing, referred to the murder of the two WV National Guard soldiers as an "unfortunate accident." I have to say, I dislike when politicians reveal how their mother's referred to them when growing up.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 02:04 PM (uv8gn)

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If SCOTUS overturns Gingles or outright declares Section 2 of the VRA unconstitutional, Thompson will most likely be drawn out of office by Mississippi.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

179 Oh yes, Congress was all over the ACORN fraud.... after James O'Keefe and Andrew Breitbart shamed them into it.

Posted by: pookysgirl remembers at December 11, 2025 02:05 PM (Wt5PA)

180 Be nice of her to show up in a bikini once in a while, though.
Posted by: Bulg

Honestly, after the ignorant comments re the press secretary should not be allowed to enjoy a beach day, I would absolutely love for Caroline to stroll into the press room in an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini and a smirk.

Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 02:05 PM (F3Dlr)

181 Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

Niven should have said it. Then quickly add, "you're a lucky man!"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 02:05 PM (2J/Lj)

182 His "batman" an officers aide/valet during combat excursions was Peter Ustinov.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Wow. Niven and Ustinov were both such great raconteurs. Must've been fun to be around them (when not in combat, of course).

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

183 Get him to say under oath that it didn't happen. Then charge him with lying to congress

This seems political to me. Case dismissed!

Posted by: Federal Judiciary at December 11, 2025 02:05 PM (TlGnK)

184 176 Enjoyed a couple of your videos on the sequels and Orson Welles. Well done. Minor quibble on Orson Welles episode I saw is that the tinkling piano background music becomes annoying and distracting after a time when you are talking. The sequels episode used music for the visuals better and I noted an absence when you are discussing John Carter and King Arthur.

And like you, I liked Chimes of Midnight as my favorite Orson Welles movie. Although Macbeth and Othello are admirable as well. I even prefer Touch of Evil to Citizen Kane.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 02:04 PM (WDjG6)

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Thanks!

I throw music that kind of fits the overall theme just to help paper over cuts in the video and help drown out other dead noise sounds. It's meant to be barely audible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

185 175 Rep. Bennie Thompson, in House Homeland Security Committee hearing, referred to the murder of the two WV National Guard soldiers as an "unfortunate accident." I have to say, I dislike when politicians reveal how their mother's referred to them when growing up.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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He is the corrupt SOB head of the Jan 6 Nanzi Pelosi hit squad committee. Violated House rules by encrypting and destroying much of the evidence collected that was exonerating. Nasty corrupt piece of shit. And I hope he goes bye bye if Majority Minority districts are ruled unconstitutional.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 02:06 PM (WDjG6)

186 Congress will get to the bottom of this corruption!

Oh, I forgot. They're already there.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 02:06 PM (aZ9eR)

187 If you haven't read David Niven's memoir, The Moon's a Balloon, (and its follow-up volume, Bring On the Empty Horses) you're missing out on an extremely well-written, entertaining (although sometimes sad) memoir.

Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2025 02:06 PM (2L+MU)

188 So nothing at the hq about Huckabee and 1000 pastors going to Israel so they could get educated?

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 02:07 PM (7neCS)

189 Well, time for me to get armored up in cold-weather gear and go plug in the Suburban. Sub-zero temps here, and I'm not talking Centigrade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 02:07 PM (npFr7)

190 I kinda doubt Comer called Walz Tampon Tim but I hope he did.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at December 11, 2025 02:07 PM (8CIFn)

191 Minnesota has not even gotten half what it deserves for its stupidity

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 02:08 PM (7neCS)

192 >> Walz is running for his fourth term as Minnesota governor. I'd like to think that even leftwing Minnesotans have had enough, but we can't forget that left-wing Virginians happily voted for an AG who advocated for killing cops and killing political opponents' wives.

They should rename Minnesota, “The Gimp State”.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 11, 2025 02:08 PM (EWq0C)

193 What does all this have to do with Bamboo, though??

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 02:08 PM (pDt9x)

194 Well, time for me to get armored up in cold-weather gear and go plug in the Suburban. Sub-zero temps here, and I'm not talking Centigrade.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 02:07 PM (npFr7)
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I thought you'd be down south by now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 02:08 PM (A0sqA)

195 Garamond is best for Bible verses.

Posted by: It's the font of every blessing at December 11, 2025 02:08 PM (Ij7mQ)

196 It's small potatoes of a gripe, but i really can't stand hearing people say "we're serious, we really mean it" blah blah.

Never say crap like that. Just *be* serious. *Mean* it.

Don't threaten to subpoena. Just send the subpoena. Do. Act. Let them have to report the "news" in the past tense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 02:09 PM (Vq1pX)

197 191 Minnesota has not even gotten half what it deserves for its stupidity
Posted by: n

We have not yet begun to lower the state's IQ!

Posted by: Muhammed Paul Jones at December 11, 2025 02:09 PM (JCZqz)

198 Sadly, I have run out of cottage cheese.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 02:09 PM (2J/Lj)

199 Minnesotas have the confidence of knowing they are better than everybody else because they are smug.

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 02:09 PM (7neCS)

200 There just isn’t a limit on the number of times Minnesotans will bend over and pick up that quarter, is there.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 11, 2025 02:09 PM (EWq0C)

201 ConfederateFilth loves Calibri font. And Hamas, probably.

Posted by: Hating Jews is totes pro-Israel. Totes. at December 11, 2025 02:09 PM (TbWk/)

202 166 Dispensationalists are retards
Posted by: n

I'll grant you that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 02:10 PM (Dv3i1)

203 ConfederateFilth loves Calibri font. And Hamas, probably.
Posted by: Hating


not as hard as your dad loved the fuck out of you

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 02:10 PM (7neCS)

204 Thanks!

I throw music that kind of fits the overall theme just to help paper over cuts in the video and help drown out other dead noise sounds. It's meant to be barely audible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Mixing audio is a pita when coupled with video editing. Back when I had to do a video series for a grant, I used Audacity as a separate sound editor and mixer and only used my video editing software to set overall sound levels for the segments. The newer video editors are apparently a lot better at audio mixing in house making that step unnecessary.

FWIW, Nice camera angles and visual look atypical of most of the boring sludge you find YT.

You are a natural for the camera and holding engagement for longish video segments and your enthusiasms for movies comes out in your videos.

I was sleepy for the last one and yet your presentation was compelling enough to keep me awake on movies I really had little desire to see (the sequels episode).

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 02:11 PM (WDjG6)

205 Sunday is not looking fun. High of 14 and a low of 2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

206 It's funny how minnesoodas vote for Tim The Retard so he can usher in the socialist paradise they all want to live in.

Except...

Posted by: Tards Are Goona Tard at December 11, 2025 02:11 PM (FGMmt)

Mario Rubio Orders the State Department to Ditch Its Woke... Font

Well if it's woke it's gotta go.


Secretary of State Marco Rubio directed all diplomats to revert to using the Times New Roman typeface in official communications and criticized his predecessor for shifting to Calibri, a font deemed too woke for the Trump administration.

Two years ago, Rubio's predecessor, Antony Blinken, switched to Calibri, a softer, simpler-shaped, and wider font than Times New Roman, in part to assist individuals with certain visual disabilities such as low vision and dyslexia.


"Switching to Calibri achieved nothing except the degradation of the department's official correspondence," Rubio wrote in an "action request," obtained by Reuters and the New York Times.

Times New Roman is lean and angular and masculine. Calibri is "plus-sized" and effeminate. It's a Gay Font.

wokefont.jpg



Rubio reportedly dinged the Blinken-era switch to Calibri as "wasteful" and woke in his Dec. 9 cable to personnel.

"To restore decorum and professionalism to the Department's written work products and abolish yet another wasteful DEIA [Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Accessibility] program, the Department is returning to Times New Roman as its standard typeface," Rubio reportedly wrote.

Okay, so this is super-silly, but I'm in a spiteful mood and I don't oppose the instinct to wipe away all vestiges of the old demented Regime, even the trivial ones.

Posted by: Ace at 12:14 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 11, 2025 12:14 PM (Vpqw1)

2 Called the others.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2025 12:14 PM (O7YUW)

3 Times New Roman has always been my preferred font. Probably because it was the default font on Word for like 20 years.

It just looks professional and clean, and there's an actual difference between the l and the I.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

4 FIRST

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2025 12:15 PM (wtvvX)

5 TO BE FIFTH

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2025 12:15 PM (wtvvX)

6 Okay, so this is super-silly, but I'm in a spiteful mood and I don't oppose the instinct to wipe away all vestiges of the old demented Regime, even the trivial ones.

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"The left can change anything and everything but the right can't change it back for any reason. It's just a small thing, let it go, right?"
-NRO conservatism

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

7 Nice save, if I say so myself...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2025 12:15 PM (wtvvX)

8 Restoring American Culture via Font

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 12:15 PM (Dv3i1)

9 Ha!
I think it is great!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

10 Lol.

I mean, the Times is pretty damn "woke" too.

Couldn't have used Garamond or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:16 PM (Vq1pX)

11 The proggies love their display.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 12:16 PM (Q+gd/)

12 Don't even get me started on Wingdings.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 11, 2025 12:16 PM (31p00)

13 Calibri is the Arial of Comic Sans

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2025 12:16 PM (wtvvX)

14 As I said in the Tech Thread this morning: Times New Roman is God's Chosen Font.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 12:16 PM (svLOV)

15 13 Calibri is the Arial of Comic Sans

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2025 12:16 PM (wtvvX)

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I'm not sure Doof will get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

16 My email defaults to Sans Serif.

It works for me. Hey Ace, what font is the default for the comments section at AoS?

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 12:16 PM (TN0g+)

17 Thing is, I can't write in New Times Roman. Varying thicknesses, serifs, eesh! Calibri suits me better.

Posted by: Otto Penn at December 11, 2025 12:16 PM (vhFJq)

18 In addition, all of Biden's official documents will be converted to comic font types.

Posted by: Dave at December 11, 2025 12:17 PM (sbsMc)

19 Icarus Blinken flew too close to the sun (yuge, luxurious!).

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2025 12:17 PM (o2ZRX)

20 I mean, the Times is pretty damn "woke" too.

Couldn't have used Garamond or something?


AFAIK Times New Roman is named for a British newspaper that no longer exists, not the NYT.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 11, 2025 12:17 PM (2ocoG)

21 There's a certain *frisson* one gets in plundering one's enemies, even the pickled okra in their cellar.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 11, 2025 12:17 PM (NYInA)

22 We are The New Rome.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:17 PM (jc0TO)

23 >> Times New Roman has always been my preferred font.

Ditto. And this makes me like Wartime Consigliere Rubio even more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (w6EFb)

24 Hey Ace - what's the font we're allowed here?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (Vpqw1)

25 That's bold

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (MeJZi)

26 Now I'm curious about what font the HQ uses.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (ph+d0)

27 22 We are The New Rome.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:17 PM (jc0TO)

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*considers Nuclear Dog Boy*

*nods sagaciously*

Satyricon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

28 AFAIK Times New Roman is named for a British newspaper that no longer exists, not the NYT.
Posted by: The Paolo at December 11, 2025 12:17 PM (2ocoG)

Boooo stupid reality wrecking the premise of my throw away joke. Booooo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (Vq1pX)

29 They/Them looks better in Calibri. Seriously, that Blinken spent a scintilla of a fraction of a nanosecond pondering over fonts is...mind-numbing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (qBdHI)

30 Finally, a change that makes my life better.

Posted by: Corona_Exile at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (UqsCH)

31 The TRUMP administration could do worse than to reverse every democrat initiative, executive order and law.
That's how bad democrat truly is.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (gxokI)

32 You opened the door with "super silly."

The Crockett challenge.

CROCKETT: "I challenge somebody to go and find a clip of a Democrat invoking violence!"

The GOP response.

https://is.gd/ePoqMd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (L/fGl)

33 I once met the person who created that puffy font that looks like balloon animals made into letters.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (jc0TO)

34 Calibri was chosen for gay reasons ("accessibility!!!!!!"), as though extremely blind people read State Department docs on tiny phones. So yeah, it was chosen for woke reasons.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (Dg7ng)

35 The battle of the fonts 2025!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 12:19 PM (PVeJz)

36 "Helvetica," the documentary. No really, it's better than you're thinking right now.

https://youtu.be/X80kSDxF4rg

Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 12:19 PM (3nLb4)

37 32 You opened the door with "super silly."

The Crockett challenge.

CROCKETT: "I challenge somebody to go and find a clip of a Democrat invoking violence!"

The GOP response.

https://is.gd/ePoqMd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (L/fGl)

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Blatant lying worked better when CBS would ignore it and that's all you needed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

38 This beats the Helvetica outta me.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 11, 2025 12:19 PM (3+0K7)

39 No love for Papyrus? It would make all published papers from the State Department seem deep and meaningful and somehow classier.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM (rbvCR)

40 The font of all wisdom is Times New Roman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM (L/fGl)

41 The only proper fonts are Copperplate Gothic Bold, Roadgeek, and Courier.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM (wtvvX)

42 39 No love for Papyrus? It would make all published papers from the State Department seem deep and meaningful and somehow classier.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM (rbvCR)

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As the N'avi would say, "I see you."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

43 No love for Papyrus? It would make all published papers from the State Department seem deep and meaningful and somehow classier.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM


All Trump EOs should be on vellum.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM (jc0TO)

44 43 No love for Papyrus? It would make all published papers from the State Department seem deep and meaningful and somehow classier.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM

All Trump EOs should be on vellum.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM (jc0TO)

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To cut down on the cow population and do his part to fight global warming, yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

45 The coming font wars will be epic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM (NwnyJ)

46 Harris/Crockett 2028?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (MeJZi)

47 Courier, bitches.

Mono or GTFO.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (Vq1pX)

48 SWITCHING FONTS BACK TO TNR WILL KILL 200,000 CHILDREN IN THE THIRD WORLD!

Posted by: The Atlantic Magazine! at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (xTIDn)

49 This is the thread for Brick.

Posted by: InZona at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (C6rN0)

50 Sans-serif fonts are generally more Brutalist, so it makes sense the Commies are attracted to them. The big OG sans-serif Helvetica doesn't read that way to me, and there are others that have some actual character though.

Sans-serif is somewhat more readable on low-res computer displays, but at 1080P and up that's not really a problem.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (2ocoG)

51 Was there ever an Old Century Schoolbook?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (3+0K7)

52 46 Harris/Crockett 2028?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (MeJZi)

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75%, I'd say.

25% is Harris/Buttigieg.

But that's only if Harris feels the need to consolidate factions, which probably won't happen because she'll feel slighted and angry and bitter about everyone. So, she'll follow her own gut and go full black woman rage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

53 So the State Department is being decalibrated?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 12:22 PM (npFr7)

54 Shouldn't we be moving to Emojis?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 12:22 PM (Wg6v7)

55 Now remove the letter "t" from all the keyboards so they can't refer to the "transgender" abominations anymore. The letter "f" will now double for "t". We'll figure it out. Tofally worf if.

Posted by: Fransgender? Arggghhh!!! at December 11, 2025 12:22 PM (qUkBO)

56 They have that weird sploopy font on kindles for dyslexic people. Supposed to be easier to read. I find it damn near illegible. Switch to that. If for no other reason than to be a dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:22 PM (Vq1pX)

57 I can't wait for competing articles on how this doesn't matter and is just tilting at windmills by the PDJT administration

and how this is the worst manifestation of dictatorship by trump forcing people to use a specific font....

-_-

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (v6XNT)

58 More super silly.

Tim Walz Pledges More Somali Immigration to Minnesota As Billion-Dollar Fraud Scandal Rages

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (L/fGl)

59 Morning.

Any font that results in a capital I and lower case l looking identical is clearly an inferior font.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (iAz+5)

60 Now I'm curious about what font the HQ uses.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (ph+d0)

Sandscript 2.0

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (5xuJ/)

61 >>"The left can change anything and everything but the right can't change it back for any reason. It's just a small thing, let it go, right?"
-NRO conservatism

Everything always boils down to the unwritten Communist creed with these people: "What's mine is mine, what's yours is up for grabs."

Statues, names of things, hairstyles, music genres, words, neighborhoods like Harlem, foods, your women, your children, and now... fonts.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (ph+d0)

62
I only started using Calibri because Windows changed over from Arial as it's default. Good luck trying to get your default changed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (y9nCu)

63 58 More super silly.

Tim Walz Pledges More Somali Immigration to Minnesota As Billion-Dollar Fraud Scandal Rages

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (L/fGl)

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How is Walz going to manage that when he has no control over entry into the United States as governor of a state?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

64 I have to be honest… making a big deal about fonts is probably a waste of time and petty. I’ll go with Helvetica bold oblique

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 12:24 PM (PVeJz)

65 The best part of a Harris/Crockett ticket would be the tension of the impending inevitable public fistfight between them rising each and every day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:24 PM (Vq1pX)

66 It would have been epic if Ace had hacked the HTML/CSS to change the default font for this one post.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 12:24 PM (3nLb4)

67 If for no other reason than to be a dick.

The ransom note font that 80s and 90s Macs came with is the most fun way to be a dick. (Every letter in it is from a different font so it looks like a pasted-together ransom note).

Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2025 12:24 PM (2ocoG)

68 Go to comic sans. It's all clown world anyway.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at December 11, 2025 12:24 PM (ilHZO)

69 64 I have to be honest… making a big deal about fonts is probably a waste of time and petty. I’ll go with Helvetica bold oblique

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 12:24 PM (PVeJz)

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This big deal is Rubio telling one of his IT direct reports to make it happen and then approving a press release.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

70 The Left tore down statues across the country, renamed hundreds of locations and hoisted gay pride flags at American embassies across the globe. Changing fonts is small balls compared to that.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 11, 2025 12:25 PM (TpohM)

71 Tim Walz Pledges More Somali Immigration to Minnesota As Billion-Dollar Fraud Scandal Rages

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (L/fGl)

How is Walz going to manage that when he has no control over entry into the United States as governor of a state?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

You can do anything you set your mind to when you're crooked.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 11, 2025 12:25 PM (iAz+5)

72 I like Copperplate. The engraved look evokes the immutability you strive for in your foes' erasure.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 11, 2025 12:25 PM (NYInA)

73 How is Walz going to manage that when he has no control over entry into the United States as governor of a state?
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Well, there's always Canada.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 12:25 PM (Wg6v7)

74 � � ��� �� ��� �� ���� �� ���� �� ���� ���� ����.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:25 PM (jc0TO)

75 Font fail.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:25 PM (jc0TO)

76 I think we can all agree that whoever designed the font for those "live, laugh, love" graphics should be put to the rack.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2025 12:26 PM (wtvvX)

77 This place is a fount of font knowledge/

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:26 PM (IaZ7c)

78 Someone in Trump's admin should reformat all of the *biden era shit with Wingdings.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 12:26 PM (NwnyJ)

79 All the cool GenZers love Calibri to and think Times is a boomer font.

No Im not kidding. The yuutes really are this retarded.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2025 12:26 PM (9iyS+)

80 Times New Roman is lean and angular and masculine. Calibri is "plus-sized" and effeminate. It's a Gay Font.
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Are we looking for publicity or what?

I prefer MSComic Sans, it's the easiest to read - on microsoft. Other systems don't render it the same way.

But really; Prissy over a font?

I'm hungry.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:27 PM (0XZup)

81 I'm surprised the Bribem admin wasn't using Comic Sans.

I got a lot of milage out of it ...

Posted by: Dan Glibert at December 11, 2025 12:27 PM (3sXRv)

82 I don't know about y'all, but my versions of Microsoft Office switched to Aptos as the default font some time ago.

I don't know if that was Microsoft or my employer that decided the default, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 12:27 PM (ESVrU)

83 Darn. I was hoping they'd change it to Comic Sans.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 12:27 PM (NpAcC)

84 More super silly.

Chuck Schumer Left Unsatisfied After Trying to Bully Secretary of War Pete Hegseth

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Yeah, Schumer and Hegseth toe to toe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:27 PM (L/fGl)

85 Now I'm curious about what font the HQ uses.

If I'm reading the css correctly, "font-family: Georgia, Century Gothic, tahoma, verdana;", Georgia will be the first one chosen, if your system has it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 12:28 PM (jlI90)

86 Any man what uses Calibri spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carr, the Floorwalker at December 11, 2025 12:28 PM (3+0K7)

87 Serif is easier on the eyes. Okay, fine, MY eyes.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:28 PM (pDt9x)

88 The soyface men prefer the Star Wars and Star Trek fonts.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2025 12:28 PM (ph+d0)

89
They have that weird sploopy font on kindles for dyslexic people. Supposed to be easier to read. I find it damn near illegible. Switch to that. If for no other reason than to be a dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:22 PM (Vq1pX)



I used to work with a guy that got his jollies by hopping onto your computer and changing the default language to Chinese. You quickly learned to lock down your screen whenever you took a restroom break.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 12:28 PM (y9nCu)

90 Please tell me Rubio issued the order with a throbbing memo.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 12:28 PM (Q+gd/)

91 Calibri is for emailing your mom

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:29 PM (ZxPkt)

92 I think we can all agree that whoever designed the font for those "live, laugh, love" graphics should be put to the rack.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2025 12:26 PM (wtvvX)

There used to be a day and age when people hung beautiful art prints. Now it's insipid garbage like that.

I hope whoever came up with it winds up in the same circle of Hell as Hitler and Stalin.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 11, 2025 12:29 PM (iAz+5)

93 Spiteful Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

94 Serifs matter.

Posted by: Carolus at December 11, 2025 12:29 PM (TrNJ0)

95 Is Rubio still wearing zipper boots?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 12:29 PM (Wg6v7)

96 It would have been epic if Ace had hacked the HTML/CSS to change the default font for this one post.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 12:24 PM (3nLb4)

change the font?

next you'll want emojis and gifs.

that way lies chaos...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 11, 2025 12:29 PM (v6XNT)

97
What font does whathisname use when he waxes on about bamboo?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 12:29 PM (w6EFb)

98 The best part of a Harris/Crockett ticket would be the tension of the impending inevitable public fistfight between them rising each and every day.

I don't think either of them want to be in any real position of power because that would require effort, responsibility and undergo constant criticism.

I think they just want to be Influencers and have a huge vanity following.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 12:29 PM (+4Cf6)

99 🫤

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:30 PM (pDt9x)

100 >Now I'm curious about what font the HQ uses.

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Showcard Gothic

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:30 PM (ZxPkt)

101 This is what happens in prison when you have the new fish pinned down on the bunk and you drop his pants and slip it in.

They call it "The Rubio".

Posted by: Warden Norton at December 11, 2025 12:30 PM (FGMmt)

102 I hope whoever came up with it winds up in the same circle of Hell as Hitler and Stalin.
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FDR says 'Heh!'

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 12:30 PM (Wg6v7)

103
I axed yesterday:

Does anyone remember the Calligraphy trend in the late 70's/early 80's?

I received a beginners Calligraphy kit as a kid. Never used it. Because it was gay.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 11, 2025 12:30 PM (bv7gQ)

104 Serif won't like it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:30 PM (jc0TO)

105 Serif Nazis Must Die.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (3+0K7)

106 , what font is the default for the
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Not ace, here, but thinking it's Georgia,Centuury Gothic,tachoma;veranda.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (0XZup)

107 No love for Papyrus? It would make all published papers from the State Department seem deep and meaningful and somehow classier.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:20 PM

All Trump EOs should be on vellum.


We're not even considering stone tablets?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

108 The completely uncalled for font that I adore is "Jefferson" which is based around Thomas Jefferson's cursive handwriting.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (rbvCR)

109 Sans serif fonts like Calibri are clean to look at but can be subject to misreading.
I and l and 1 can look the same, O and 0 etc.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (znfsz)

110 >> Is Rubio still wearing zipper boots?

As JD Vance recounted the other day, Trump bought them all 4 pairs of new shoes. Classy, luxurious shoes fitting of their status.

Seriously, JD said he and Rubio were in the Oval discussing something, and Trump got distracted by their shoes. You guys have shitty shoes, he said, then went out and got a shoe catalogue right then and there and bought them all some decent shoes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (w6EFb)

111 In most jurisdictions, court documents have to be filed in "Courier New," with "Times New Roman" for other paperwork.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (Vpqw1)

112 >>Serif Nazis Must Die


Charlie Don't Serif

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:32 PM (IaZ7c)

113 How many Democrats so far have denounced this change as rayycissss?

And the font as a white oppressive colonizer tool because Roman?

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2025 12:32 PM (5rh/l)

114 I used to work with a guy that got his jollies by hopping onto your computer and changing the default language to Chinese. You quickly learned to lock down your screen whenever you took a restroom break.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Another fun one, sure to induce rage, was hitting F11 when their browser was open, making it super full screen, back before there was a way to undo it with the mouse. I may have done that once or twice.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2025 12:32 PM (ph+d0)

115 I am left handed. I am barely legible in handwriting. Yes, a calligraphy kit would be a great gift.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:32 PM (pDt9x)

116 Was there ever an Old Century Schoolbook?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (3+0K7)


Sure, but who wants to learn Cuneiform anymore?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:32 PM (rbvCR)

117 Serif won't like it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:30 PM (jc0TO)

i shot the Serif

but i did not shoot Eras Demi ITC...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 11, 2025 12:32 PM (v6XNT)

118 Tsar Alexander II emancipated the serifs in Russia, leaving the Russian nobility sans serifs.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

119 https://is.gd/ePoqMd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (L/fGl)

Does any male on the left know how to throw a punch.

Beto and Gov. Hair gel ... limp wristed gay boys.

My god what a bunch of effeminate losers

Posted by: Cus D'Amato at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (3sXRv)

120 "Why do you care so much about a font???

-The people who changed the font

Fuck them straight in the kern.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (fexSQ)

121 Calibri apparently is more easily read by handicapped persons. Times Roman, or any serif'd font, is more easily read by normal people.

If Blinken had been honest about the Biden Administration, he would have switched to Comic Sans.

Posted by: Nemo at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (4RPgu)

122 The name of the font even sounds gay.

... And who decided that these people can take all the rainbows and ruin them by making it look like Palestine is dragging it's dirty asshole all over it? They made the rainbow look terrible. Something so naturally beautiful and decided it STILL. WASNT ENOUGH

so they decided the month of June was now theirs as well..

Who said any of this was ok? And by the way, gay should never have been allowed to hijacked by these penis obsessed miscreants. It meant happy, and jolly..

I'm ten short years it went from "just let them marry each other" to "we will define your reality with our mental illness"

The whole thing is wretched

Posted by: melodicmetal at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (cXF9X)

123 120 "Why do you care so much about a font???

-The people who changed the font

Fuck them straight in the kern.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (fexSQ)

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Apply to everything the left does for the past 100 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

124 Sans serif fonts like Calibri are clean to look at but can be subject to misreading.
I and l and 1 can look the same, O and 0 etc.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (znfsz)

I like this chick. She knows what she's talking about. *Fist bump*

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (iAz+5)

125 You know that rubio is just daring the next administration to go to something feminine like Elegance or Brushstrokes.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (TA9gW)

126 I can see the "wasteful" part, and it happens so much in government, they change things as an excuse to spend money.

It's there first thing I thought of here in NYC. Just recently they changed the way the subway map looks for "ease of use" (i.e. for complete fucking morons who didn't know the basics of a map) They put new ones up on all the trains and stations. Then a few weeks later they decided they are going to switch 2 trains, for something like 4 stops. Well that means all new signs and probably overtime for those installing them.

All the stupid trivial changes usually come with large costs. And while since of it might be because government is incompetent and never takes cost in to account, it's probably will more likely just another grift.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (wPOWr)

127 So what makes the Biden font DEI ? It looks gay ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (VE6XX)

128 110 >> Is Rubio still wearing zipper boots?

As JD Vance recounted the other day, Trump bought them all 4 pairs of new shoes. Classy, luxurious shoes fitting of their status.

Seriously, JD said he and Rubio were in the Oval discussing something, and Trump got distracted by their shoes. You guys have shitty shoes, he said, then went out and got a shoe catalogue right then and there and bought them all some decent shoes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (w6EFb)


That is, odd. And yes, I voted for him 3 times.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (pDt9x)

129 Tsar Alexander II emancipated the serifs in Russia, leaving the Russian nobility sans serifs.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

Whatever commendations I bestowed upon your humor this week I take them all back.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:34 PM (fexSQ)

130 is this going to piss off the gays?

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2025 12:34 PM (8uzBS)

131 Now I'm curious about what font the HQ uses.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (ph+d0)

Sandscript 2.0

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (5xuJ/)

Pixy Moron

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2025 12:34 PM (wtvvX)

132 Sans serif? Why do they hate Omar? He was a hell of a bridge player.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 11, 2025 12:34 PM (s0JqF)

133 Personally? I prefer Arial 9 pt font.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 12:34 PM (hS7lz)

134 I wonder if I'm the first to realize that ace gave Rubio a new first name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

135 Unbelievable. Was looking at the overnight/morning threads, got here, and there were no comments. Total. Rookie. Mistake.

But, read the content. Sans-Serif is excellent for short-form; Serif fonts for longer form.

Arial for my short-form messages, not sure what preferred long-form is, since I don't produce long-form anymore, but it ain't Times New Roman.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 11, 2025 12:34 PM (NcvvS)

136 I struggle with my vision sometimes, so I don't understand why Calibri would be a "better" font for people like me. Times New Roman is crisper and more distinct than Calibri. Heck, even the name has too many letters that are indistinct and easily switched.

Posted by: pookysgirl, almost legally blind at December 11, 2025 12:35 PM (Wt5PA)

137 Gref, we're not allowed to use the Afrika Bambatta fonts.

Remember, "What's ours is ours alone, what's yours is up for grabs."

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2025 12:35 PM (ph+d0)

138 The guys get shoes!
Trump

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2025 12:35 PM (YwEeS)

139 Helvetica forever!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 12:35 PM (NpAcC)

140 "Why do you care so much about a font???

-The people who changed the font


Oh, it's just whimsy. The real question is why YOU care?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

141 I shot the serif,
But I did not shoot the Century...

Posted by: Bob Marlett at December 11, 2025 12:35 PM (wtvvX)

142 If Rubio wanted to be really spiteful he would change the font used in all Blinken SOS era documents to Comic Sans and use alternating uPpEr AnD lOwEr case LeTtErS.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (uv8gn)

143 Seriously, JD said he and Rubio were in the Oval discussing something, and Trump got distracted by their shoes. You guys have shitty shoes, he said, then went out and got a shoe catalogue right then and there and bought them all some decent shoes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (w6EFb)


That is, odd. And yes, I voted for him 3 times.
Posted by: tubal


Trump isn't wearing anything off the rack.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (hS7lz)

144 Mario?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (4b7CV)

145 If you are going to send some diplomatic notice to a country you don't want to use a fag font.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (YwEeS)

146 He said, 'The Serif's Near!'.

Posted by: garrett Johnson at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (IaZ7c)

147 Clarifying: the next *democrat* administration will go all feminine

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (TA9gW)

148 So what makes the Biden font DEI ? It looks gay ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (VE6XX)

There is an official, serious sort of look to serif fonts. Any place that swims in non-serif fonts is obviously latent in its flaming homosexuality and gayness.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (fexSQ)

149 "Two years ago, Rubio's predecessor, Antony Blinken, switched to Calibri, a softer, simpler-shaped, and wider font than Times New Roman, in part to assist individuals with certain visual disabilities such as low vision and dyslexia."

Democrats would have changed the State Dept font every two years, as each new disabled, disadvantaged, or oppressed group took their turn filing a complaint.

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (5rh/l)

150 Personally? I prefer Arial 9 pt font.

I envy your 28-year-old eyesight.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 12:37 PM (3nLb4)

151 Rubio's gonna drag us back to the Before Calibri Era!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 12:37 PM (f4tQo)

152 149 "Two years ago, Rubio's predecessor, Antony Blinken, switched to Calibri, a softer, simpler-shaped, and wider font than Times New Roman, in part to assist individuals with certain visual disabilities such as low vision and dyslexia."

Democrats would have changed the State Dept font every two years, as each new disabled, disadvantaged, or oppressed group took their turn filing a complaint.

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (5rh/l)

======

"Our highest priorities at the State Department are inclusivity and diversity."
-probably a direct quote from some flunky over the last 5 years

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

153 The name of the font even sounds gay.

... And who decided that these people can take all the rainbows and ruin them by making it look like Palestine is dragging it's dirty asshole all over it? They made the rainbow look terrible. Something so naturally beautiful and decided it STILL. WASNT ENOUGH

so they decided the month of June was now theirs as well..

Who said any of this was ok? And by the way, gay should never have been allowed to hijacked by these penis obsessed miscreants. It meant happy, and jolly..

I'm ten short years it went from "just let them marry each other" to "we will define your reality with our mental illness"

The whole thing is wretched
Posted by: melodicmetal at December 11, 2025 12:33 PM (cXF9X)

you want to know a fun fact?

in the world cup next summer, one of the games played in seattle will be the "GAY GAME" where it's ALL pride, all game.

you know who's in that match? take a guess... any guess... I'll wait....

Iran v Egypt.

playing in THE GAY GAME[u//u]

you can't make this up....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 11, 2025 12:37 PM (v6XNT)

154 This is a bit like removing ghe "W" from White House keyboards after the fall of Lord Obama.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at December 11, 2025 12:37 PM (4b7CV)

155 Serif won't like it.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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He really, really hates it!

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 12:38 PM (TN0g+)

156 Afternoon Ace.
Anything that Blinken did , do the opposite. Thx Marco,well done

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 12:38 PM (D+mpw)

157 Tim Walz Pledges More Somali Immigration to Minnesota As Billion-Dollar Fraud Scandal Rages

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Like pledging during a Jerry Lewis Labor Day Marathon? How does one "pledge" human beings? Is he going over to the sh*thole currently known as Somalia to get them?

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 12:38 PM (qBdHI)

158 BIG. BOLD. FONTS.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:38 PM (IaZ7c)

159 154 This is a bit like removing ghe "W" from White House keyboards after the fall of Lord Obama.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at December 11, 2025 12:37 PM (4b7CV)

=======

Wasn't this what the Clinton WH staff when they left and W came in?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

160 This is a bit like removing ghe "W" from White House keyboards after the fall of Lord Obama.


Ummmm...

Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

161 152 149 "Two years ago, Rubio's predecessor, Antony Blinken, switched to Calibri, a softer, simpler-shaped, and wider font than Times New Roman, in part to assist individuals with certain visual disabilities such as low vision and dyslexia."


Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (5rh/l)

Seriously ? I find Calibri harder to read

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 12:38 PM (VE6XX)

162 Just curious about all the sue and settle actions taken against businesses for not using the Calibri font on their business cards, price tags, signage, etc

It's prevalent enough somewhere, the professional licensing assoc my daughter has to use requires a written statement that you are aware of the liability of not using the font.

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at December 11, 2025 12:38 PM (3aOHH)

163 143

Trump isn't wearing anything off the rack.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 12:36 PM (hS7lz)

He would probably hate my clothing choices, Carrharts and Wranglers. But his quirks I overlook. Hell he could walk a pigeon on a leash for all I care.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:38 PM (pDt9x)

164 Most of Trump's cabinet thinks Marco is the funniest member.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 12:39 PM (NpAcC)

165 So, Fraktur is out?

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 12:39 PM (f4tQo)

166 130 is this going to piss off the gays?
Posted by: DanMan


Add it to the growing list of things that do that.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 12:39 PM (svLOV)

167 I set this laptop to Arial. It's easy to look at.

YMMV

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:39 PM (ZxPkt)

168 I am partial to segoe ui.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:39 PM (fexSQ)

169 Now I'm curious about what font the HQ uses.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (ph+d0)

Sandscript 2.0

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (5xuJ/)

Pixy Moron
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Garrett Extra Thick

Posted by: Bahaus Bottom at December 11, 2025 12:39 PM (uv8gn)

170 Calibri? It's European!

Posted by: Seinfeld Reference at December 11, 2025 12:40 PM (Q+gd/)

171 phewww.... that was close.

not THIS time barrel....

:p

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 11, 2025 12:40 PM (v6XNT)

172 Calibri was the forced default choice in Micro$oft products as of 10 or so years ago. Arial was the choice before that. And Times New Roman before that. My problem was that I formatted things for the font I was using, and M$ changing all the time meant my formatting would get screwed up. So I started forcing what font I used on every document.

I generally use Arial in a document. It looks less cluttered in a long read. I use TNR for titles and things if I want to make it stand out. I also use it for email addresses to avoid confusion between '1', 'l', and 'I'. (Some sans serif fonts do not put a little pfft on the 1.)

I've wondered if Calibri was made default in M$ Office because some coder hated his English teacher for catching him cheating to get to the requirement of "a 1 1/2 page essay."

Posted by: GWB at December 11, 2025 12:40 PM (/4DB3)

173 Whoever took the task to remind me to do payroll, it’s finished. 😀

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 12:40 PM (pZEOD)

174 Wasn't this what the Clinton WH staff when they left and W came in?

--

Yes, after they got done stealing the furniture and dishes.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 12:40 PM (qBdHI)

175 151 Before Calibri Era = BCE!

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

176 169 Now I'm curious about what font the HQ uses.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (ph+d0)

Sandscript 2.0

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (5xuJ/)

Pixy Moron
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Garrett Extra Thick

Posted by: Bahaus Bottom at December 11, 2025 12:39 PM (uv8gn)

That's what ACE uses...

Posted by: Bob Marlett at December 11, 2025 12:40 PM (wtvvX)

177 175 151 Before Calibri Era = BCE!
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

Uh-Oh.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:40 PM (pDt9x)

178 The labor lawyer I worked with insisted on calibri.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 12:41 PM (pZEOD)

179 Vance & Rubio do wear nondescript stuff; it's cute that Trump is giving them and an an unnamed size 7 pol some high end shoes.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 11, 2025 12:41 PM (ZpHph)

180 People who can't write in cursive prefer Calibri.

They are also gay and retarded.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 11, 2025 12:41 PM (HXT0k)

181 Yeah, it was the Clinton staff.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 11, 2025 12:41 PM (3+0K7)

182 159 Yeah....you are correct. My temporal dyslexia kicked in. Thank you for the correction!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at December 11, 2025 12:41 PM (4b7CV)

183 To save money on ink, (IIRC) the cheap bookkeeper in Paul Bunyan didn't dot his i's or cross his t's. I'd be in favor of Rubio doing g that as well

Posted by: 496 at December 11, 2025 12:41 PM (ZBXTd)

184 Anyone remember the Aof♤HQ "blackout blog" site? It was a bit forgiving with the use of HTML.

For a few days, here and there it was pretty amusing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 12:41 PM (NwnyJ)

185 I just checked. The font here is Smegma 12pt

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:42 PM (fexSQ)

186 Wasn't this what the Clinton WH staff when they left and W came in?

--

Yes, after they got done stealing the furniture and dishes.
------

And the silverware.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 12:42 PM (TN0g+)

187 When you type a comment, it looks more like Calibri. When it is posted it converts to more like Times New Roman.

Ace is Marco Rubio!!

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 11, 2025 12:42 PM (wGerL)

188 >>Yeah, it was the Clinton staff.


His Staff was reportedly Crooked.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:42 PM (IaZ7c)

189 185 I just checked. The font here is Smegma 12pt

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:42 PM

Go wash.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 12:42 PM (IifOV)

190 Back in the old days when computers would use DOS to boot up I changed the autoexec of one guys computer.

When he started up the computer an animated X rated GIF would play on his screen for about 4 seconds before I had the autoexec erase itself and replace it with the normal autoexec.

It was a one time prank but the look on his face was priceless :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 11, 2025 12:42 PM (qoLdL)

191 Adding; Libre Office has the crappiest selection of fonts in existance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:42 PM (0XZup)

192 I am partial to segoe ui.
Posted by: ...

I heard recently that Yougonow is popular in certain ethnic neighborhoods.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 12:42 PM (uv8gn)

193 He is now “ Mario” Rubio!

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:43 PM (pDt9x)

194 AFAIK Times New Roman is named for a British newspaper that no longer exists, not the NYT.
Posted by: The Paolo at December 11, 2025 12:17 PM (2ocoG)

And comes from the days when you had to place all the letters by hand to print your news.

Posted by: GWB at December 11, 2025 12:43 PM (/4DB3)

195 AG
@AGHamilton29
MTG promoting Code Pink and attacking Republicans.

Candace trying to destroy TPUSA.

Tucker suggesting we should abandon all our current allies and instead prioritize siding with Islamist slave states and anti-American dictators.

All coordinating together and promoting each other.

At some point you have to realize these people aren’t on your side. They snuck into the tent are trying to tear it down from the inside. Only question is if you let them.


Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
And here is @mtgreenee pictured hanging out with an org that mocks our troops at military parades with fake caskets. Unbelievable.

https://tinyurl.com/3e3cv82y

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 12:43 PM (NpAcC)

196 >>Anyone remember the Aof♤HQ "blackout blog" site? It was a bit forgiving with the use of HTML.


We used to have all sorts of html at our fingertips...and then, it ended.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:43 PM (IaZ7c)

197
I want a Calibri salad with a side of Avocado toast, please.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 11, 2025 12:43 PM (IifOV)

198 Awesome. Can we work on bringing back Helvetica now? Arial is just the homosexual version of Helvetica.

Posted by: Exiled2Texas at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (DDdOV)

199 Calibri is (or was) a brand of butane cigarette lighter

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (ZxPkt)

200 Is MTG simply an out grifter now??

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (pDt9x)

201 As JD Vance recounted the other day, Trump bought them all 4 pairs of new shoes. Classy, luxurious shoes fitting of their status.

Seriously, JD said he and Rubio were in the Oval discussing something, and Trump got distracted by their shoes. You guys have shitty shoes, he said, then went out and got a shoe catalogue right then and there and bought them all some decent shoes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (w6EFb)

HAHAHA! Classic Trump, I love it!

Posted by: pookysgirl, giggling hysterically at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (Wt5PA)

202 Yeah they are trying to call it a "MAGA civil war" , Idk I never followed any of those people and don't consider any of them MAGA.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (YwEeS)

203 You folks sure do know a helluva lot about Fonts.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (D+mpw)

204 My handle is impervious to your silly font choices.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (fexSQ)

205 All this talk of switching fonts is triggering me.

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (EZaRi)

206 Not ace, here, but thinking it's Georgia,Centuury Gothic,tachoma;veranda.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:31 PM (0XZup)

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I finally found a reason to hit the "inspect" button:

font-family: Georgia, Century Gothic, tahoma, verdana.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (NYInA)

207 200 Is MTG simply an out grifter now??

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (pDt9x)

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Now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

208 If one of you want to get published is some fag-rag academic journal, you now have a window:

"Why Times New Roman is White Supremacy."

"The Anti-Christian Undertones of Times New Roman" is already in the works by David French.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (HXT0k)

209 Somebody had to have placed a giant pod next to MTG while she was sleeping. She is a completely different person.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (qBdHI)

210 >> Is MTG simply an out grifter now??


Now? She was always a clown.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (IaZ7c)

211 209 Somebody had to have placed a giant pod next to MTG while she was sleeping. She is a completely different person.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (qBdHI)

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She's genuinely not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

212 The Biden junta was just one long petty and spiteful assault on the whole country about everything.

I find the petty and spiteful actions of this administration to be amusing. Those directed at the demoncrats and the Biden junta specifically.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 12:46 PM (2J/Lj)

213
My kids look at cursive writing like's its a foreign hieroglyph.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 12:46 PM (IifOV)

214 Yes, this is stupid. But why is Rubio being pointed out as the petty idiot for CHANGING THE FONT BACK? Why isn't his idiot predecessor being hammered for changing things in the first place?

In the 90s in San Jose, CA, they went through a similar "ungendering" exercise. They decided "manhole" was too masculine. So with the flick of a pen (as Kamala liked to say) they decided the new name would be "maintenance hole." The cost of changing legal documents and the actual cast iron covers throughout the city went into the hundreds of $millions.

Because some twat somewhere was offended at "manhole."

We need to make public stocks great again.

Posted by: red speck at December 11, 2025 12:46 PM (Ve/HL)

215 Vance telling the story of the "shitty shoes" was hilarious.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 12:46 PM (qBdHI)

216 207 200 Is MTG simply an out grifter now??

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (pDt9x)

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Now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

I was engaging in encapsulation, I need to encapsulate these matters, being only a midwit.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:46 PM (pDt9x)

217 I like Times New Roman...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2025 12:46 PM (bss/y)

218 You know who else had a problem with Romans

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:47 PM (fexSQ)

219 >We used to have all sorts of html at our fingertips...and then, it ended.

Posted by: garrett
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it was the GIFs, gummed up the works

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:47 PM (ZxPkt)

220
MTG was always an attention seeking grifter. She must see a MAGA collapse so she's looking for the next gravy train.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 12:47 PM (IifOV)

221 Do you like movies about Times New Roman Gladiators?

Posted by: Capt Oveur at December 11, 2025 12:48 PM (Q+gd/)

222 112 >>Serif Nazis Must Die

Charlie Don't Serif

Posted by: garrett
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Absolutely a fantastic movie.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 11, 2025 12:48 PM (VkY89)

223 Everything should. be rendered in a Nerd Font preferably Meslo or Jet Brains.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 12:48 PM (XV/Pl)

224 Courier, bitches.

Mono or GTFO.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (Vq1pX)

I use Courier to do numbers (like phone numbers) sometimes. Or emails - prevents kerning issues (like where 'rn' looks like 'm') and the other issues I mentioned for using TNR.

Posted by: GWB at December 11, 2025 12:48 PM (11D+5)

225 Upper case I's should be crossed, they should not appear as l's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:48 PM (0XZup)

226 The New Rome Times was the Byzantine Empire’s paper of record.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

227 216 I was engaging in encapsulation, I need to encapsulate these matters, being only a midwit.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:46 PM (pDt9x)

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Within 2 years of her winning her first House seat, having done nothing other than being loud at committee hearings, she seriously thought she could be Trump's VP for his second term. And then, even though she won her two races below the partisan makeup of her own district (she ran behind a generic Republican, essentially) she wanted to jump into the Senate race and be Trump's preferred candidate, simply because she was loud at committee hearings.

And when Trump didn't give her either of those things, she went all in on leftist meme du jour.

Yes, she's always been a grifter.

Owning a construction company and needing to minimize costs really affected her stance on illegal immigration as soon as immigration raids actually started, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

228 Two years ago, Rubio's predecessor, Antony Blinken, switched to Calibri, a softer, simpler-shaped, and wider font than Times New Roman, in part to assist individuals with certain visual disabilities such as low vision and dyslexia.
__________________________

This is ABSOLUTE nonsense. I seriously doubt the font makes any difference with the disabled. Secondly, the head of the State Department requires uniformity, and he's choses a specific font to support that professionalism. End of story.

The NYT's is running out of things to bitch about.

Posted by: Orson at December 11, 2025 12:49 PM (dIske)

229 My kids look at cursive writing like's its a foreign hieroglyph.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 12:46 PM (IifOV)

One of my jobs in the lan survey department as a CAD tech is to read old survey documents, and much of it before 1910 was handwritten in cursive. Every surveyor had slightly different styles, and some are really hard to decipher, but once you see the pattern, such as how they wrote the letter F, etc. it becomes more clear. And some guys had much better handwriting than others. We've had interns who could not read it at all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2025 12:49 PM (PSEDc)

230 It'll be fun watching the Left find their Strange New Respect for Marginally Talented Grifter

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:49 PM (fexSQ)

231 Did they try John Cena font?

Posted by: Lex at December 11, 2025 12:49 PM (l5xX+)

232 Via GP:

During the war on terror in the 2000s, Code Pink staged a weekly protest outside Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C., where the group called wounded soldiers “war criminals.”

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 12:49 PM (TN0g+)

233 220
MTG was always an attention seeking grifter. She must see a MAGA collapse so she's looking for the next gravy train.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 12:47 PM (IifOV)

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She sees no future for herself in the Republican Party.

Her path up in the House was tied to McCarthy, who's now gone. Her path up in GA politics was torpedoed because Trump's people showed her polls that said she'd lose the primary and Trump refused to help her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

234 Laura Loomer is super big upset at Kash for ... meeting with Arabs?

She's all drama-queening like it was her personal character vouch that secured his confirmation or some silly shit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 11, 2025 12:50 PM (HXT0k)

235 >>>Mario Rubio

MARCO Rubio!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 12:50 PM (RuTUS)

236 Now? She was always a clown.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:45 PM (IaZ7c
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I always wanted to like her. She spoke some good stuff and fought some fights where I was glad at least someone was fighting for us. But I was never sold on her - she was never a great ally to have on our side.

Hageman is similar. She's not bright, and probably crooked like the rest. But she fights the fights I want her too, so I'm ok with her for now.

Posted by: 496 at December 11, 2025 12:50 PM (kTtsV)

237 231 Did they try John Cena font?

Posted by: Lex at December 11, 2025 12:49 PM (l5xX+)

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I tried looking, but I couldn't find it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

238 219 >We used to have all sorts of html at our fingertips...and then, it ended.

Posted by: garrett
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it was the GIFs, gummed up the works

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Is that G pronounced like "gift" or like "giraffe"?
(New flame war incoming.)

Posted by: red speck at December 11, 2025 12:50 PM (Ve/HL)

239 Gotta admit, I prefer Calibri. YMMV

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at December 11, 2025 12:50 PM (luW68)

240 My cursive is kaput.

I have not written in long form in so long I think I have forgotten how to write cursive.
The only thing I do in cursive is my signature and THAT has changed demonstrably over the years.

Even had an argument with my companies clearing bank when they would not honor a corporate action we sent in because my signature did not match what was on file. I eventually took a blank sheet of paper and signed my name a bunch of times and sent it to them.
None of the signatures were a match LOL

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 11, 2025 12:51 PM (qoLdL)

241 236 I always wanted to like her. She spoke some good stuff and fought some fights where I was glad at least someone was fighting for us. But I was never sold on her - she was never a great ally to have on our side.

Hageman is similar. She's not bright, and probably crooked like the rest. But she fights the fights I want her too, so I'm ok with her for now.

Posted by: 496 at December 11, 2025 12:50 PM (kTtsV)

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Remember, this type of fighting is "saying easily remembered things in the correct order."

Distrust all rhetoric, especially from politicians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

242 218 You know who else had a problem with Romans
Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:47 PM (fex


The Popular Front of Judea, that's who. SPLITTERS!

Posted by: People's Front of Judea at December 11, 2025 12:51 PM (EZaRi)

243 You folks sure do know a helluva lot about Fonts.

It all started with Chicago 12pt. Blissfully unaware of fonts until then.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 12:51 PM (f4tQo)

244 My handle is impervious to your silly font choices.
Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:44 PM (fexSQ)


I don't know why this stuck me as funny but it's causing me to chuckle quite madly. Thanks dotty!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 12:52 PM (2J/Lj)

245 Why is he Mario ?

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 12:52 PM (g47mK)

246 Back in my days as a reporter we used Times New Roman. I still use it but I have a tough time working up a fuck.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at December 11, 2025 12:52 PM (8CIFn)

247 Oh, the Roman thing. Get it!

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 12:52 PM (g47mK)

248 222 112 >>Serif Nazis Must Die

Charlie Don't Serif

Posted by: garrett
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Absolutely a fantastic movie.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
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Another good one (different movie) is:

Anyone who runs is a VC
Anyone who is standing still is a well disciplined VC

LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 11, 2025 12:52 PM (VkY89)

249 237...He body slams all other fonts...from the top rope!!!

Posted by: Lex at December 11, 2025 12:52 PM (l5xX+)

250 never liked TNR

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 12:53 PM (g47mK)

251 >The NYT's is running out of things to bitch about.

Posted by: Orson at December 11, 2025 12:49 PM (dIske)

Guess which typeface the NYT uses? Hint - it's not Calibri

NYT is asshoe

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 12:53 PM (NgqoH)

252 The main problem with the Republican Party is there's maybe five total people actually on our side.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:53 PM (fexSQ)

253 It's gif as in grift

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 12:53 PM (fexSQ)

254 >>Anyone who runs is a VC
>>Anyone who is standing still is a well disciplined VC

"How do you shoot women and children?"

'You just lead them less.'

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:54 PM (IaZ7c)

255 Dingbats.

All Biden executive orders must be converted into dingbats.

Signed -
Donnie Two Scoops.

Posted by: Heh at December 11, 2025 12:55 PM (kwWDM)

256 The main problem with the Republican Party is there's maybe five total people actually on our side.
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Yep. And even some of the "good ones" show their limitations from time to time. I wish to God somebody would take Ted Cruz aside for a couple of hours and go over January 6th with him. The final admonishment after showing him hours of evidence should be "Ted, you're not stupid and you're fundamentally a credit to our side. Now either digest what we've shown you today or shut the hell up about January 6th."

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 12:55 PM (TN0g+)

257 My wife finds sans-serif fonts to be easier to read. I am the opposite. I think all the little tiny extra edges somehow help my brain skim over the words and recognize them faster.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 12:55 PM (Yp6az)

258 Go go Marco
Go! Go!

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 12:55 PM (KD2Rh)

259 Yes, she's always been a grifter.

Owning a construction company and needing to minimize costs really affected her stance on illegal immigration as soon as immigration raids actually started, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Summary: She will be the token white person in Jasmine Crockett's senate campaign rap group, Ebony and Ivory.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 12:57 PM (uv8gn)

260 I thought Rubio's first name was "Dondi."

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 12:57 PM (77rzZ)

261 you know who's in that match? take a guess... any guess... I'll wait....

Iran v Egypt.

playing in THE GAY GAME[u//u]
____

I imagine both Iran and Egypt will be inclined to object, but then realize it is soccer, so already gay.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 12:57 PM (Dv3i1)

262 There's a new serif in town.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2025 12:57 PM (XeU6L)

263 In fairness to bureaucrats, they don't really have a choice of which font to use, Ranjesh and Manmeet decide for them while they're ruining Windows. Unless they're at least as autistic and hate-filled as me, they have no chance against the change-forcing might of Microsoft.

Posted by: Funkotron at December 11, 2025 12:58 PM (dV6hr)

264 MTG always came off as muy macho, which appealed to many folks. Will she keep that persona for the other side?

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:58 PM (pDt9x)

265 it was the GIFs, gummed up the works

--

Is that G pronounced like "gift" or like "giraffe"?
(New flame war incoming.)
Posted by: red speck at December 11, 2025 12:50 PM


Jiff, like the peanut butter.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:58 PM (jc0TO)

266 By the way, since the stories about Michigan's ex-football coach are so cryptic and apparently attempting to make headlines without actually REVEALING any content, what DID the coach do? "Assault"? On WHO? Was it the person he had the inappropriate relationship with? Or the person who fired him? And WHEN? Was the fireable offense an "assault"? Or did the "assault" happen after he was fired?

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 12:58 PM (TN0g+)

267 There's a new serif in town.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Reminds me of the end of Heathers.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

268 My wife finds sans-serif fonts to be easier to read. I am the opposite. I think all the little tiny extra edges somehow help my brain skim over the words and recognize them faster.
Posted by: bonhomme


There might be something to that. Old People like us grew up reading books mostly printed in versions of New Roman font without really noticing it. I think magazines were the key adopters of the sans serif fonts.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2025 12:59 PM (mlg/3)

269 My wife finds sans-serif fonts to be easier to read. I am the opposite. I think all the little tiny extra edges somehow help my brain skim over the words and recognize them faster. Posted by: bonhomme

I have heard that audio books have solved this problem.

Posted by: Zombie Louis Braille at December 11, 2025 12:59 PM (uv8gn)

270 >>MTG always came off as muy macho, which appealed to many folks.


She always looked like an undercooked rodent fetus, to me.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:59 PM (IaZ7c)

271 He said the serif is near!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 11, 2025 12:59 PM (2UnvF)

272
What is THIS font, we are seeing on AoS?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 11, 2025 12:59 PM (bv7gQ)

273 All government correspondence should be written in wing dings. A clown font for a clown operation.

The US Supreme Court uses Century fonts. They seem pleasant and readable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2025 01:00 PM (wKJf5)

274 If it was good enough for Thomas Jefferson, it's good enough for me.

I epect crices that serif fonts are racyiss. I mean we've already heard that about periods, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2025 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

275 262 There's a new serif in town.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2025 12:57 PM (XeU6L)


This made me chuckle

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 11, 2025 01:00 PM (FMtrg)

276 What is THIS font, we are seeing on AoS?
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We may never know.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:00 PM (TN0g+)

277 I've notice that in sans-serif Al and AI look exactly the same.

New Roman is superior at least on that front*.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2025 01:00 PM (mlg/3)

278
This site appears to be displayed in Times New Roman font, at least for me.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 01:00 PM (VWtfl)

279 *expect

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2025 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

280 Isn't there a city in California known as Serif City USA?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at December 11, 2025 01:00 PM (8CIFn)

281
ₛₘₐₗₗ ₜₑₓₜ

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 11, 2025 01:00 PM (bv7gQ)

282 Want to annoy almost everyone, *especially* graphics and web designers?

Use Comic Sans. Hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 01:01 PM (0sNs1)

283 SERIFs VERSUS NON-SERIFs ... This may have less to do with the visual appearance observed by human eyes and more to do with the current technologies employed to convert text to speech (fonts with serifs might simply work better) ... Another factor could also be how -- without serifs -- certain letter combinations (if tightly kerned) might not be accurately read by scanners employed to do keyword searches.

Posted by: Kathy at December 11, 2025 01:01 PM (zuKcR)

284 @272

>>What is THIS font, we are seeing on AoS?

font-family: Georgia, Century Gothic, tahoma, verdana;

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 01:01 PM (XV/Pl)

285 Huh. As a designer, there are times 'Calibri' works much better than TNR in a layout. I prefer 'Palatino'. Some layouts need serifed fonts; a lot of 'em … don't. It has nothing to do with 'Wash the GAYNESS out!' (unlike the 'BLM' font [ https://www.fontbolt.com/font/black-lives-matter-font/]) 'Cornerstone', which is all about 'Da Revolution!' or some such shit …

Posted by: Dr_No at December 11, 2025 01:01 PM (ayRl+)

286 Isn't there a city in California known as Serif City USA?
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at December 11, 2025 01:00


Where it's two to one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 01:02 PM (0sNs1)

287
This made me chuckle
Posted by: Emmie
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And you have made my day, at least something is going right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2025 01:02 PM (XeU6L)

288 We used to have all sorts of html at our fingertips...and then, it ended.
Posted by: garrett


I'm okay with agentsmurfsmurf and rainmandodo not having the ability to paste gay sex images into every thread.

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 01:03 PM (nhCoE)

289 I read that allegedly the U of M coach had an argument with his wife and threatened to kill himself. He left , went to an assistants house and put a knife to his own throat. Something flipped his lid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 01:03 PM (D+mpw)

290 We used to have all sorts of html at our fingertips...and then, it ended.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:43 PM


Big Penguin doesn't want us to have nice things.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 01:04 PM (0sNs1)

291 Anybody watching the air traffic right now?

Posted by: Rex B at December 11, 2025 01:04 PM (r6f6k)

292 >>I'm okay with agentsmurfsmurf and rainmandodo not having the ability to paste gay sex images into every thread.


At what cost, Sir?

At. what. cost?

Posted by: garrett misses Superscript at December 11, 2025 01:04 PM (IaZ7c)

293 Microsoft changed to default to Calibri from Times New Roman 10+ years ago, didn't they? I always thought Calibri looked better. Not as sharp and bulky and distracting as TNR. Sure, salt the Biden regime. But I don't know that this was intended fake and gay as much as just giving in to Microsoft default settings...

Posted by: bearski at December 11, 2025 01:04 PM (Bhsk7)

294 266 By the way, since the stories about Michigan's ex-football coach are so cryptic and apparently attempting to make headlines without actually REVEALING any content, what DID the coach do? "Assault"? On WHO? Was it the person he had the inappropriate relationship with? Or the person who fired him? And WHEN? Was the fireable offense an "assault"? Or did the "assault" happen after he was fired?
__

Reading between the lines, it appears he (married with 3 young kids) had a lengthy affair with his executive assistant, he got her pregnant, he told her to get an abortion, she told him to fuck off now pay up, he assaulted her, and then he said he was going to kill himself. Having the affair cost him his job, assaulting her landed him in the pokey.

Posted by: ClOwNwOrLd MiChIgAn at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (qUkBO)

295 I read that allegedly the U of M coach had an argument with his wife and threatened to kill himself. He left , went to an assistants house and put a knife to his own throat. Something flipped his lid. Posted by: Smell the Glove

Ohio State University.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (uv8gn)

296 Anybody watching the air traffic right now?
Posted by: Rex B at December 11, 2025 01:04 PM


Many times it's what you can't see, when the flip their transponders off.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (0sNs1)

297 As long as, "Delete browser history," is legible.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (YlWIZ)

298 Who shot the serif … ? It was the DEP-u-tee …

Posted by: Dr_No at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (ayRl+)

299 MTG backed the "wrong" candidate to be speaker (McCarthy) and paid a political price. Now, she's pissed off about sidelined for it.

*shrugs*

Politics is a very dirty business sweetheart. Deal with it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (NwnyJ)

300 Serif fonts are racist.

Posted by: Honest Abe at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (1Nv0l)

301 He didn’t switch to the superior font, Book Antiqua?

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (rQwsY)

302 Not sure if the assault happened after the firing.

Posted by: ClOwNwOrLd MiChIgAn at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (qUkBO)

303 299 MTG backed the "wrong" candidate to be speaker (McCarthy) and paid a political price. Now, she's pissed off about sidelined for it.

*shrugs*

Politics is a very dirty business sweetheart. Deal with it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (NwnyJ)

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She was still "on the team" until Trump told her not to run for Senate in GA because she'd lose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

304 THE Ohio State University.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM


Edited for AoSHQ Style Guide compliance.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 01:06 PM (0sNs1)

305 She always looked like an undercooked rodent fetus, to me.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 12:59 PM (IaZ7c)

Objection! we look much better !

Posted by: undercooked rodent fetus at December 11, 2025 01:06 PM (g47mK)

306 Trebuchet MS would be a popular font here.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:07 PM (TN0g+)

307 Nothing wrong with the old roman.

Posted by: Grumpy old bastard at December 11, 2025 01:07 PM (1Nv0l)

308 293 Microsoft changed to default to Calibri from Times New Roman 10+ years ago, didn't they? I always thought Calibri looked better. Not as sharp and bulky and distracting as TNR. Sure, salt the Biden regime. But I don't know that this was intended fake and gay as much as just giving in to Microsoft default settings...
Posted by: bearski at December 11, 2025 01:04 PM (Bhsk7)

Calibri and TNR are generic.

Book Antiqua is my fave, and expands four pages of TNR to five.

Book Antiqua all the way.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:07 PM (rQwsY)

309 Ohio State University.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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*cough*

The Ohio State University

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2025 01:07 PM (XeU6L)

310 I prefer the Old Roman Times. With the Gladiators! And togas.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2025 01:07 PM (n5tGW)

311 Many times it's what you can't see, when the flip their transponders off.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (0sNs1)

I forgot. Lots of military airborne over the US. And a ouple p8 Poseidon's flying over my area.

Posted by: Rex B at December 11, 2025 01:07 PM (r6f6k)

312 Microsoft changed to default to Calibri from Times New Roman 10+ years ago, didn't they? I always thought Calibri looked better. Not as sharp and bulky and distracting as TNR. Sure, salt the Biden regime. But I don't know that this was intended fake and gay as much as just giving in to Microsoft default settings...
Posted by: bearski

I have considered your thoughts regarding this matter. Nah bro, it was intended to fake and gay.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 01:07 PM (uv8gn)

313 Nothing wrong with the old roman.
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What did the old roman ever do for us?

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:08 PM (TN0g+)

314 Big Penguin doesn't want us to have nice things.

===

Just you.

Posted by: Penguin Benevolent Society at December 11, 2025 01:08 PM (g47mK)

315 Something flipped his lid. Posted by: Smell the Glove

Ohio State University.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions

So if Ryan Day had a decent game plan to beat Michigan last year, none of this would have happened? Ryan Day's fault, I'd say.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 01:08 PM (Dv3i1)

316 The sans serif fonts always appear to be machine-produced text to me...I mean the content.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2025 01:08 PM (XeU6L)

317
But Calibri makes them feel pretty.

Posted by: Auspex at December 11, 2025 01:08 PM (Y8DZL)

318 Calibri is a fake and gay Fon-TAY.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (Q+gd/)

319 295 I read that allegedly the U of M coach had an argument with his wife and threatened to kill himself. He left , went to an assistants house and put a knife to his own throat. Something flipped his lid. Posted by: Smell the Glove

Ohio State University.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM
Football is a very dirty business, sweetheart. Deal with it.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (o2ZRX)

320 Owning a construction company and needing to minimize costs really affected her stance on illegal immigration as soon as immigration raids actually started, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows
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Had high hopes for her, she's a tough chick and started out right but that was just a matter of contrivance. Maybe it was the steroids.
Whatever.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (xgeFZ)

321 Biden needs to undergo the treatment that some of the hated Pharaohs of ancient egypt got. Chisel his name off of anything he touched, topple his statues, erase him from history without a trace.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (snZF9)

322
At some point you have to realize these people aren’t on your side. They snuck into the tent are trying to tear it down from the inside. Only question is if you let them.
==
This part of what is meant by. . .There is only one party, and we arent in it.

The uniparty has an interest in self enrichment. Your average politician shares this value. Thus the average politician has values aligned with the uniparty. When they choose sides, the side they are going to choose is not yours. You can motivate them. Either with the carrot or the stick. But note, they are subject to higher bids or greater threats. The average politician is nothing more than an opportunist.

Posted by: Rant at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (kwWDM)

323 too many fonts

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (g47mK)

324 Anybody watching the air traffic right now?

No, it's lunchtime!

Posted by: H1-b's at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (f4tQo)

325 San-serif fonts *are* gay.

First, they use a french word ("san" meaning without) and the French are very gay.

Second, they look gay. And retarded.

San serif fonts are for retarded faggots.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (1Nv0l)

326 LOL, I'm still in the process of converting all of my laboratory test data reduction software's reports from Arial to Calibri. Calibri definitely looks better on reports dominated by numbers.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (E66lT)

327 Bennie Thompson being an idiot , as usual. Threatened to jail Noeme for blaming Biden for the Afghan who shot the guardsmen.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 01:10 PM (D+mpw)

328 the G stands for Graphics

hard G

GIF as in 'gift'

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 01:10 PM (ZxPkt)

329 323 too many fonts
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (g47mK)

Right. Nobody needs this many fonts.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (ZaBg9)

330 Weidest thing is his girlfriend going to the front office and telling them of the affair. What's up with that?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (xgeFZ)

331 Chisel his name off of anything he touched, topple his statues, erase him from history without a trace.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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Blow the nose off of the Sphinx.

Posted by: The French at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (XeU6L)

332 The fact that MTG could and would pose with and say nice things about Code Pink tells you all you need to know. She was NEVER one of us--she just liked the graft.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (TN0g+)

333 Just you.
Posted by: Penguin Benevolent Society at December 11, 2025 01:08 PM


No, not true. Big Penguin is against everything that has a pleasant and clement bouquet. Everything that is good and virtuous.

IOW, they are against Truth, Justice, and The American Way.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (0sNs1)

334 266 By the way, since the stories about Michigan's ex-football coach are so cryptic and apparently attempting to make headlines without actually REVEALING any content, what DID the coach do? "Assault"? On WHO? Was it the person he had the inappropriate relationship with? Or the person who fired him? And WHEN? Was the fireable offense an "assault"? Or did the "assault" happen after he was fired?
Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 12:58 PM (TN0g+)
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Uh, it's all out there. He knocked up one of the admin assistants. After he was fired for boning the young lady leaving her impregnated because he's too stupid to keep it in his pants, he threatened to kill himself in front of his wife, then drove to the house of the girl he knocked up and threatened to kill her and them himself, while holding a knife to his own throat.

Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (3BwY8)

335 Cursive bitches!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (2WIwB)

336 > She always looked like an undercooked rodent fetus, to me.

MTG has a very strong caveman look.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (Yp6az)

337 Gif, discarded peanut butter name.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 01:12 PM (Tbj3s)

338 Weidest thing is his girlfriend going to the front office and telling them of the affair. What's up with that?

Posted by: Braenyard
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Hell hath no fury....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2025 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

339 327 Bennie Thompson being an idiot , as usual. Threatened to jail Noeme for blaming Biden for the Afghan who shot the guardsmen.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Jail for someone speaking truth that is inconvenient to the narrative. Sounds fascist.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 01:12 PM (Dv3i1)

340 85 Now I'm curious about what font the HQ uses.

If I'm reading the css correctly, "font-family: Georgia, Century Gothic, tahoma, verdana;", Georgia will be the first one chosen, if your system has it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 12:28 PM (jlI90)

How do you that? "Reading the css."

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 01:12 PM (RuTUS)

341 Baptismal font.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 11, 2025 01:12 PM (Kt19C)

342 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 01:09 PM (snZF9)


THIS!!!! A million times this.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 01:12 PM (2J/Lj)

343 Owning a construction company and needing to minimize costs really affected her stance on illegal immigration as soon as immigration raids actually started, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think we should have a fairly big tent, and I do believe as flawed as Rs are, they are eons better than the D’s. BUT we should really consider saying no to people who espouse Jewish space lasers. At a minimum.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (p4NUW)

344
I'm still willing to pitch a "Midnight Mel" podcast which would even be better with Sharrone Moore as a sidekick.

Couches cootches, or something.

Saw the chick's picture. You would hit it.

Posted by: Auspex at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (Y8DZL)

345 Mr. Hammer, your online persona suggests that you are an uncommonly chivalrous and charming person. I enjoy seeing your comments.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (FMtrg)

346 Anybody watching the air traffic right now?

The most military I've ever seen aloft. 510 over the US. And the important ones have their transponders turned off.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (aZ9eR)

347 336 MTG has a very strong caveman look.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (Yp6az)

Aw, man, that is so true!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (RuTUS)

348 Uh, it's all out there. He knocked up one of the admin assistants. After he was fired for boning the young lady leaving her impregnated because he's too stupid to keep it in his pants, he threatened to kill himself in front of his wife, then drove to the house of the girl he knocked up and threatened to kill her and them himself, while holding a knife to his own throat.

Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM (3BwY

As one does.

Posted by: Hello, fellow lunatics at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (NxjzV)

349 Come Thou Font of Every Blessing..

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (Tbj3s)

350 343 Owning a construction company and needing to minimize costs really affected her stance on illegal immigration as soon as immigration raids actually started, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think we should have a fairly big tent, and I do believe as flawed as Rs are, they are eons better than the D’s. BUT we should really consider saying no to people who espouse Jewish space lasers. At a minimum.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (p4NUW)

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Heh.

I'd forgotten she'd said that.

I'm glad I don't like these people. I know I never defended her for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

351 336 > She always looked like an undercooked rodent fetus, to me.

MTG has a very strong caveman look.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 01:11 PM

Omg, yes, she looks more like a caveman than a rodent fetus and I always thought she looked kind of masculine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (I7V7v)

352 Hell hath no fury.... like MTG scorned.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (Q+gd/)

353 Weidest thing is his girlfriend going to the front office and telling them of the affair. What's up with that?
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She decided she was going to get her money one way or the other. If the coach wouldn't/couldn't pay it, she was letting the university know that she'd be expecting THEM to pay her.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:14 PM (TN0g+)

354 352 Hell hath no fury.... like MTG scorned.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (Q+gd/)

=======

Her hell is quitting and then pouting on CNN until Netflix (or Paramount, the hostile takeover seems...shaky right now) just nukes the channel completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

355 She decided she was going to get her money one way or the other. If the coach wouldn't/couldn't pay it, she was letting the university know that she'd be expecting THEM to pay her.
Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:14 PM


Sounds like she put some THOT into it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM (0sNs1)

356 Every church I go to has a different font.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM (n5tGW)

357 and threatened to kill her and them himself, while holding a knife to his own throat."

Wait, I've seen something like that...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM (XuXeR)

358 338 Weidest thing is his girlfriend going to the front office and telling them of the affair. What's up with that?

Posted by: Braenyard
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Hell hath no fury....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at

Ohhh….you were not being truthful when you told me you would leave your wife and kids for me? Got it.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM (p4NUW)

359 >> Biden needs to undergo the treatment that some of the hated Pharaohs of ancient egypt got. Chisel his name off of anything he touched, topple his statues, erase him from history without a trace.


The Barakhenatening never happened, sadly.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM (IaZ7c)

360 Uh, it's all out there. He knocked up one of the admin assistants. After he was fired for boning the young lady leaving her impregnated because he's too stupid to keep it in his pants, he threatened to kill himself in front of his wife, then drove to the house of the girl he knocked up and threatened to kill her and them himself, while holding a knife to his own throat.

Posted by: ballistic

None of the people I had affairs with got pregnant.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM (uv8gn)

361 326 LOL, I'm still in the process of converting all of my laboratory test data reduction software's reports from Arial to Calibri. Calibri definitely looks better on reports dominated by numbers.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts
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This thread lead me to discover that MS fonts can be loaded into Libre Office. Caveat, if you really want other systems to render correctly stick with New Times Roman, Ariel, or Calibre.

In other words one has a choice of three fonts if he wants to assure that another system can read them/it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM (xgeFZ)

362 I think we should have a fairly big tent, and I do believe as flawed as Rs are, they are eons better than the D’s. BUT we should really consider saying no to people who espouse Jewish space lasers. At a minimum.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (p4NUW)

BIG LASER has gotten to Pip.

Posted by: aluminum foil hat at December 11, 2025 01:16 PM (xmUyu)

363 How is Walz going to manage that when he has no control over entry into the United States as governor of a state?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

Arrest all CBP agents in MN.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:16 PM (rQwsY)

364 MTG has a very strong caveman look."

GEICO?

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:16 PM (XuXeR)

365 The Barakhenatening never happened, sadly.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM (IaZ7c)

I know. In some ways he getting to watch his legacy get destroyed, but as a shit stain on the pages of our history he should get the full treatment.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 01:16 PM (snZF9)

366 Don't care what the issue is; Biden Regime needs to be erased.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 11, 2025 01:16 PM (wBaIH)

367 Dude says he's been working at this place for five days and no coworkers came in for the second day in a row.

http://tiny.cc/17bw001

I've heard it's bad out there. Nobody works anymore. You'd think the ones that work would gain a massive advantage, but no. Managers just abuse the ones the show up and nothing happens to the ones that don't.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 01:16 PM (Yp6az)

368 Ummm ... The Blade uses Calibri all the time. I wouldn't use it for official documents like legal briefs or contracts, but it's an easy-to-read font that's not too formal or technical. I use it for emails and less formal letters.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

369 She decided she was going to get her money one way or the other. If the coach wouldn't/couldn't pay it, she was letting the university know that she'd be expecting THEM to pay her.
Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:14 PM (TN0g+)
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Her salary history is public record, and she got a pay bump as an admin assistant from $48k to $90k last year. Not bad work for a college student.

Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 01:16 PM (3BwY8)

370 363 How is Walz going to manage that when he has no control over entry into the United States as governor of a state?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

Arrest all CBP agents in MN.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:16 PM (rQwsY)

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"Great idea!"
-South Carolina, circa 1860

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

371 In other words one has a choice of three fonts if he wants to assure that another system can read them/it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM


No one needs more than three fonts.

Posted by: Bernado Sanders (Commie-VT) at December 11, 2025 01:17 PM (0sNs1)

372 GLOBAL HOMO MICROSOFT HAS CALIBRI THE DEFAULT FONT ON WORD AND EXCEL.

Now I know why.

Posted by: Jukin the Dplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 01:17 PM (xvV+O)

373 Anybody watching the air traffic right now?

The most military I've ever seen aloft. 510 over the US. And the important ones have their transponders turned off.
Posted by: t-bird

Long term Maduro vacation escort?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (uv8gn)

374 MTG has a very strong caveman look.
___

She is literally a bone head.

Posted by: Well, There's Always the Unexpected at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (qUkBO)

375 >> the G stands for Graphics

>hard G



Let's leave Ace's fantasies out of this.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (IaZ7c)

376 Awaiting Notsothoreau's commentary.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (xgeFZ)

377 Can you imagine the funeral(s) if Pelosi and Biden shuffle off on the same day?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (gm9Sb)

378 I'm still waiting to find out who this Mario Rubio guy is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

379 303 299 MTG backed the "wrong" candidate to be speaker (McCarthy) and paid a political price. Now, she's pissed off about sidelined for it.

*shrugs*

Politics is a very dirty business sweetheart. Deal with it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 01:05 PM (NwnyJ)
_________________________________

I think dirt was collected in MTG. Back in August or September she made a speech in Georgia about something unimportant. BUT, she started off the appearance by making some odd statement like, "If they say I committed suicide, I DIDN't commit suicide." And, then just moved forward with the press conference without clarification.

Then, from that point forward she did a full 180 degree turn and became even more unhinged than previously. I think someone has her in a vice, and rather than covertly remain and work against the policy she decided to remove herself from the situation while simultaneously "showing" support for all those things she previously fought against.

Posted by: Orson at December 11, 2025 01:19 PM (dIske)

380 No one needs more than three fonts.
Posted by: Bernado Sanders

At some point, you've made enough fonts.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:19 PM (77rzZ)

381 Calibri is for fags!

Posted by: Could be true at December 11, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

382 OUT: Big Ten
IN: Big Settlements

Posted by: Bob Marlett at December 11, 2025 01:19 PM (wtvvX)

383 Uh, it's all out there. He knocked up one of the admin assistants. After he was fired for boning the young lady leaving her impregnated because he's too stupid to keep it in his pants, he threatened to kill himself in front of his wife, then drove to the house of the girl he knocked up and threatened to kill her and them himself, while holding a knife to his own throat.

Having seen a photo of the admin assistant, I can't entirely blame him for the knocking up part. The suicide and murder threats not so much though.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2025 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

384 "Great idea!"
-South Carolina, circa 1860
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

Seriously, I am surprised no state has tried that yet, and if they did…well, for instance, if Walz did it, I could at least say he was being consistent.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:20 PM (rQwsY)

385 Mr. Hammer, your online persona suggests that you are an uncommonly chivalrous and charming person. I enjoy seeing your comments.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 11, 2025 01:13 PM (FMtrg)

Having had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Hammer in person, I can attest to the truth of that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 01:20 PM (npFr7)

386 I'm still waiting to find out who this Mario Rubio guy is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

fourth cousin of Mario and Luigi.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 01:20 PM (uv8gn)

387 >>I'm still waiting to find out who this Mario Rubio guy is.


Luigi Rubio's Brother

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 01:20 PM (IaZ7c)

388 378 I'm still waiting to find out who this Mario Rubio guy is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

Luigi’s brother.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:21 PM (rQwsY)

389 I'm still waiting to find out who this Mario Rubio guy is.
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He was one of the kids in "Saved By The Bell".

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 01:21 PM (TN0g+)

390 Not bad work for a college student"

You misspelled "on your knees" or "K. Harris style"

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 01:21 PM (XuXeR)

391 378 Mario Rubio is a connected guy, holding down a no show job at DeLucca Plumbing in south Philly.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:21 PM (gm9Sb)

392 384 "Great idea!"
-South Carolina, circa 1860
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

Seriously, I am surprised no state has tried that yet, and if they did…well, for instance, if Walz did it, I could at least say he was being consistent.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:20 PM (rQwsY)

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The fact that it hasn't tells me that the left does not think it's winning right now, and that it would lose in a standoff that pitted individual states against the federal government.

Walz ordering the arrest of BP agents or ICE agents would be an act of outright insurrection, and Trump would have full authority to arrest most of the MN state government, using the military.

That's well beyond, "We're not telling the feds we have illegal aliens in our jails."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

393 I love their bullshit reason about disabilities. There was a different reason.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 01:22 PM (fexSQ)

394 > Come Thou Font of Every Blessing

It's a lovely hymn, one of my favorites.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2025 01:22 PM (Yp6az)

395 Can you imagine the funeral(s) if Pelosi and Biden shuffle off on the same day?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (gm9Sb)
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John McCain hardest hit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 01:22 PM (ESVrU)

396 Microsoft changed to default to Calibri from Times New Roman 10+ years ago, didn't they?

They did, and they recently change the default from Calibri to Aptos.

Making Calibri old news and Biden's state department behind the times as ususal

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2025 01:23 PM (a+4eV)

397 Arial is the correct font for technical papers.

And it is most definitely NOT gay.

Posted by: Jukin the Dplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 01:23 PM (xvV+O)

398 373 Anybody watching the air traffic right now?

The most military I've ever seen aloft. 510 over the US. And the important ones have their transponders turned off.
Posted by: t-bird

Long term Maduro vacation escort?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
------------

Read that Trump gave him passage to leave, 'till the weekend'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 01:23 PM (xgeFZ)

399 Can you imagine the funeral(s) if Pelosi and Biden shuffle off on the same day?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (gm9Sb)


1) don't tease me.
2) Oliver Winery would run out of Apple Pie Wine during my celebration.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 01:23 PM (2J/Lj)

400 My understanding is that serif fonts are easier to read on the printed page, while sans-serif fonts are easier to read on screens.

(But with high-resolution screens, I don't know if the latter is necessarily true anymore.)

Posted by: JTP at December 11, 2025 01:24 PM (8daDi)

401 The fact that it hasn't tells me that the left does not think it's winning right now, and that it would lose in a standoff that pitted individual states against the federal government.

Walz ordering the arrest of BP agents or ICE agents would be an act of outright insurrection, and Trump would have full authority to arrest most of the MN state government, using the military.

That's well beyond, "We're not telling the feds we have illegal aliens in our jails."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)
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The Left is going to wait until THEY have full control over the Executive again. At that point, they will be provoking the states into open rebellion at every turn, just so they can crush them with the federal behemoth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 01:24 PM (ESVrU)

402 Seriously, that Blinken spent a scintilla of a fraction of a nanosecond pondering over fonts is...mind-numbing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM


It's really a thing in the government. There is a good chance of an ass chewing if you use anything other than TNR or Arial in some offices.

Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2025 01:24 PM (VARTN)

403 AOP, I have a mental list of Horde members I haven't yet met IRL and hope to. You are on that list. :-)

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 11, 2025 01:25 PM (FMtrg)

404 *emerges from pipe and eats mushroom*

Itsa me, Rubio.

Posted by: Koopa Troopa at December 11, 2025 01:25 PM (NeXA9)

405 Can you imagine the funeral(s) if Pelosi and Biden shuffle off on the same day?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (gm9Sb)

Ring...ring... yeah, uh god, satan here, you can't do this shit to me, ok? There just isn't enough barbed cocks to go around right now, and hell's basement only has so much room until the crews finish. Can't do 2 at once, I need at least a week in between. No, I'm not saying not to reap their silly asses at the same time, just hold them on ice until I'm ready, ok? Thanks bro.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 01:25 PM (snZF9)

406 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

407 nood tampon tim

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 01:25 PM (ESVrU)

408 Joe's Funeral. The caisson is being led and a black horse, with ceremonial Crocs placed backwards in the stirrups...

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (gm9Sb)

409 I never knew that people were so prissy over fonts.
It's like a bunch of girls at the boutique trying on dresses.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (xgeFZ)

410 396 Microsoft changed to default to Calibri from Times New Roman 10+ years ago, didn't they?

They did, and they recently change the default from Calibri to Aptos.
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Aptos font doesn't exist in our version of Adobe so everything gets fouled up when trying to save a document to .pdf. Plus it looks just like the usual font so you have no idea before you start unless you look for it. Yes I know about changing default font settings in Microsoft apps. Now I do anyway.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (Dv3i1)

411 The fact that it hasn't tells me that the left does not think it's winning right now, and that it would lose in a standoff that pitted individual states against the federal government.

Walz ordering the arrest of BP agents or ICE agents would be an act of outright insurrection, and Trump would have full authority to arrest most of the MN state government, using the military.

That's well beyond, "We're not telling the feds we have illegal aliens in our jails."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

While I see what you are saying (really!), in my mind, there is no difference between using state cops to arrest federal cops for enforcing federal law, and the refusal to cooperate with the Feds by saying “we’re not telling the Feds about illegals in our jails”. One is simply more brusque than the other.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (rQwsY)

412 I can understand why some individuals prefer to read Calibri, even if it's gay.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (w6EFb)

413 411 While I see what you are saying (really!), in my mind, there is no difference between using state cops to arrest federal cops for enforcing federal law, and the refusal to cooperate with the Feds by saying “we’re not telling the Feds about illegals in our jails”. One is simply more brusque than the other.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (rQwsY)

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Since states are soveriegn of themselves, they do not have obligations to the federal government like that. They don't have to always say yes.

States are not subsidiary creations of the federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

414 399 Can you imagine the funeral(s) if Pelosi and Biden shuffle off on the same day?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 01:18 PM (gm9Sb)


1) don't tease me.
2) Oliver Winery would run out of Apple Pie Wine during my celebration.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2025 01:23 PM (2J/Lj)

Yeah, if you want to be arrested.

The USA will close for a mandatory three year mourning period if that happens. If you do not participate, like the insolent Madamemayhem here, you are going to be arrested and feel the full weight of the wrath of the government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (rQwsY)

415 412 I can understand why some individuals prefer to read Calibri, even if it's gay.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 11, 2025 01:26 PM (w6EFb)

Hahahaha. Started off so nice, there! That second part took me by surprise.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 01:29 PM (RuTUS)

416 How do you that? "Reading the css."
Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 01:12 PM


Move the cursor over a text element, right-click > inspect element. The browser should open its dev-tools window; Click "Computed" tab. Look for "font-family"

Posted by: Chuck C at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (D0HYP)

417 Since states are soveriegn of themselves, they do not have obligations to the federal government like that. They don't have to always say yes.

States are not subsidiary creations of the federal government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

Well, 37 of them are, anyway. . But they are not allowed to interfere in functions that are agreed to be part of the purview of the federal government. If they are…well, it was nice having a united country…

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (rQwsY)

418 416 How do you that? "Reading the css."
Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 01:12 PM

Move the cursor over a text element, right-click > inspect element. The browser should open its dev-tools window; Click "Computed" tab. Look for "font-family"
Posted by: Chuck C at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (D0HYP)

Thank you!!!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 01:31 PM (RuTUS)

419 I've always preferred sans serif-type fonts. I guess I never realized I was a faggot.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at December 11, 2025 01:46 PM (ERYKL)

420 I personally like Calibri better. I've used it for years at work.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 11, 2025 01:52 PM (BCuCF)

421 I like Calibri. I prefer sans serif fonts in general. TNR never did much of anything for me.

As for sexuality, having little dinguses at the tip of every letter seems rather more significantly bottom-oriented IYKWIMAITYD than the rounded curves of a full-figured font.

Just saying . . .

Posted by: Sam at December 11, 2025 02:00 PM (7jMef)

422 Does Aptos make me gay??

Posted by: dananjcon at December 11, 2025 02:00 PM (8C1eU)

The Morning Rant: Superior American Edition

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The smug pomposity of Western Europe in the face of overwhelming data that show a rapidly collapsing culture and society is fascinating to behold. Birth rates among natives are far below replacement, church attendance has cratered, tax rates are onerous, crime is exploding, Churches are being burned or turned into mosques, free speech is now at the mercy of increasingly totalitarian governments, and on and on.

But they have "free" (but rationed) healthcare, and their trains are lovely and fast and mostly on time! Oh...lots of vacation too!

Apparently, being able to get around on nice trains trumps the loss of freedom, the lack of purchasing power to own an automobile (freedom's conveyance), Muslim rape gangs, life in tiny apartments with no air conditioning, minuscule appliances, sclerotic municipal services, and all the other complexities of an overweening regulatory and administrative state.

Here is a typical exchange between the Bien Pensant and a proud American. It is everything you expect!

I have a bit of experience with living in America, and had the opportunity to live in Paris for several months, in an upscale neighborhood far from the crime and the Islamic hordes in the midst of their conquest. And I can tell you unequivocally that life in America is better.

Do you know why those hip Parisians shop every day for food on their quaint and lovely streets filled with wonderful food shops? Because their f*cking kitchens are tiny, and their toy refrigerators don't hold enough for more than a day or two of cooking! Do you know why they are...to be polite...rather odoriferous? Because they sweat all the time (remember; no A/C!), their access to clothes washing is problematic, and their bathrooms are a joke, with hand-held showers and poor water pressure.

If you want good service in a store or a restaurant, don't bother. That wonderful living wage that they pay waiters translates into disinterested and mediocre service. And in stores? Hah! Good luck. Buying a box of band-aids can take 15 minutes. And their vaunted socialized and "free" medical care is strictly rationed, and only the well-off can get speedy and high-quality care. Or...you know...just fly to America, which many people around the world do, in spite of our health-care issues.

Our poor people own cars, and have more freedom than anyone else in the world. But the privilege of paying obscene marginal tax rates so that government can subsidize public transportation is better? I don't think so.

Western Europe should pay more attention to its own existential problems, and simply appreciate that America has paid for their defense since World War II. it is disingenuous in the extreme to claim that we do not subsidize Europe...the many trillions of dollars we have spent on NATO, either directly or indirectly, is distinct from any economic benefit that a rebuilt Europe has afforded our economy.

Are many parts of Western Europe beautiful? Absolutely! Many of their cities are marvels of architecture and culture, and its physical beauty is often stunning. But it is increasingly becoming a Potemkin Village, as their governments carefully minimize or hide (Rotherham or Malmo anyone?) their massive problems.

But the biggest problem by far is Europe's curious disinterest in their own freedom. Speech is carefully controlled by government and compliant corporations, and with that control comes a diminution of the very concept of freedom and liberty. Until that changes, Western Europe will continue down the path toward totalitarianism, either externally applied by Islam, or internally applied by...themselves!

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom - go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!
-- Samuel Adams

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

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1 MONKEY!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (zjgNU)

2 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (cYBz/)

3 The Morning Rant: Superior American Edition

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So, all the other morning rants are, what?, Armenian?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

4 I even had to correct my horrible typing.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (zjgNU)

5 first?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (v6XNT)

6 way off, but at least i'm not chasing otters.

so it's time for content.

morning horde

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 11, 2025 11:01 AM (v6XNT)

7 Europeans are poor.

Their cities are dirty

Crime is through the roof

And they are imprisoned for saying things everyone agreed with 20 years ago.

Fascism might always be coming to America...but its now in Europe

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 11:04 AM (sKqQm)

8 and while i never lived in europe, i've spent a fair amount of time there for work over the years. you're not wrong in any of the above that i have seen.

tiny apartments with tiny furnishings for tiny support

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 11, 2025 11:04 AM (v6XNT)

9 My absolute favorite Sam Adams quote. I would follow that guy right into a line of frickin red coats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 11:04 AM (SNshR)

10 Apparently, being able to get around on nice trains trumps the loss of freedom...


Heh. The people of Minnesota have their rape.gsnga, but are still waiting for their trains.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 11:04 AM (2WIwB)

11 What is "the flex?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2025 11:05 AM (pkeXY)

12 I have long said that all of Europe is like a museum. It's all pretty and historic and in many cases spectacular. Just like the dinosaurs were. You walk through Europe and you can't shake the feeling that, like the dinosaurs, everything good about the place is in the past.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:06 AM (iFTx/)

13 Lunch time is almost over

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 11:06 AM (TjuhY)

14 C'mon CBD, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 11:06 AM (W7XSX)

15 Because their f*cking kitchens are tiny, and their toy refrigerators don't hold enough for more than a day or two of cooking!

Imagine the power you would have over the masses if the *tiniest* supply chain wobble results in mass hunger, thirst, darkness, and/or cold?

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 11:07 AM (ittVa)

16 Europe is generally socialist regardless how they want to describe it, it's still a pig with lipstick.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 11:07 AM (NwnyJ)

17 Cut News Jib with Robert Spencer was a very good listen

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 11:07 AM (TjuhY)

18 Eurotrash can live any way they wish. It's not for me to tell them how to live. But I also think they should defend themselves and their "way of life" on their own. Open borders and welfare statism leads only to social chaos, and depending on America or the EU to protect you from the inevitable invasion is just wish-casting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 11:07 AM (SNshR)

19 I've always wanted to see England, Scotland, and Ireland. Not any more, not with what they are turning into. Their totalitarian seizure of opportunity during the Sniffle Scare changed that idea for me forever.

Same with Australia and New Zealand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 11:08 AM (wzUl9)

20 Are Europe's "judges" as bad as Ours? One just ruled that the "Maryland Dad" must be released immediately..

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 11:08 AM (VE6XX)

21 If you've ever worked for a company that has European offices you'll understand that the Euros are all lazy-assed layabouts who are constantly thinking of and bragging about what they'll do with the month of August since none of them spend it at work.

They're as useless as tits on a boar, and loathsome assholes to boot.

Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 11:08 AM (3BwY8)

22 12 I have long said that all of Europe is like a museum. It's all pretty and historic and in many cases spectacular. Just like the dinosaurs were. You walk through Europe and you can't shake the feeling that, like the dinosaurs, everything good about the place is in the past.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11

I would live in Italy in 3 seconds. But not Milan, or Rome, or especially Naples. But Cortona? Yes. It’s a postcard. I would even hang laundry on the line.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:08 AM (Wmg4n)

23 11

What is "the flex?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2025 11:05 AM (pkeXY)

Show of power or superiority.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:08 AM (pDt9x)

24 Europe, as a whole, is worse off than our poorest states.

Additionally, the "powerhouses" of Europe: Germany, France, UK, are BARELY at the GDP of Mississippi (Germany) or below it (UK, France).

That "indolence" is part of it, but most of it is governmental misrule, which birthed that "indolence" and entitlement.

The Germans that came over here to work are especially hard workers. (Auto Industry).

That's likely selection bias, but the German work ethic clearly still exists.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (zjgNU)

25
Get out of NATO, now

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (xG4kz)

26 I used to have discussions with out west German representative about Europe and the USA. He always brought up the black issue and how that was terrible. My counter point was wait until your muslim population approaches 13% and see what happens.

They are seeing it now most gooder and harder and I laugh.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (xvV+O)

27 C'mon CBD, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 11:06 AM (W7XSX)


I loved every bit of my time there, but to pretend that Europe is some magnificent testament to human progress is a cruel joke.

But...Parisian women are gorgeous!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (n9ltV)

28 24 Europe, as a whole, is worse off than our poorest states.

Additionally, the "powerhouses" of Europe: Germany, France, UK, are BARELY at the GDP of Mississippi (Germany) or below it (UK, France).

That "indolence" is part of it, but most of it is governmental misrule, which birthed that "indolence" and entitlement.

The Germans that came over here to work are especially hard workers. (Auto Industry).

That's likely selection bias, but the German work ethic clearly still exists.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (zjgNU)

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But Europe imported Syria which meant positive GDP which makes them not only economic powerhouses, no matter anything else, but more moral than you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (GBKbO)

29 Europe is going to fall.
But it will be illustrative that you can't have birth control and cradle to grave Socialism and still have European culture.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (xcxpd)

30 Most of the smart and enterprising Europeans left the continent in the 18th-19th centuries, going to either the New World or their countries' colonies abroad.

The World Wars killed off most of those who stayed.

Europe's been on a downward trajectory for a long time.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

31 27 I loved every bit of my time there, but to pretend that Europe is some magnificent testament to human progress is a cruel joke.

But...Parisian women are gorgeous!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (n9ltV)

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I would move back to Rome in a heartbeat.

But my standard of living would be materially lower and probably cost more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:10 AM (GBKbO)

32 Good morning all.
My son lived in Brussels for 3 yrs. I was astounded the first time I saw their apartment. It was spacious but the kitchen was a joke. Tiny fridge, 2 burner stove,washing machine but no dryer. It is a completely different lifestyle.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:10 AM (t/2Uw)

33 Japan MAY be facing the problem and accepting that there may be fewer Japanese people around but they will, at least, BE Japanese.

It's a better choice than what Europe is making. Of course, they're on an island. Very hard for Africans and Muslims to invade an island.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 11:11 AM (xcxpd)

34 Never been to Europe, doubt I ever shall?? What am I missing?

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:11 AM (pDt9x)

35 "But you Americans have guns! How gauche! You're supposed to let the state protect you!"

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 11:11 AM (svLOV)

36
What is "the flex?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Something to brag about or to lord it over someone else.

Not unlike self-absorbed gym rats admiring themselves while flexing in front of a full length mirror.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 11:12 AM (xG4kz)

37 33 Japan MAY be facing the problem and accepting that there may be fewer Japanese people around but they will, at least, BE Japanese.

It's a better choice than what Europe is making. Of course, they're on an island. Very hard for Africans and Muslims to invade an island.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 11:11 AM (xcxpd)

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50% of Japan's population in 100 years, but all Japanese, will still be Japan.

110% of Japan's population in 100 years, but majority African, will not be Japan.

Also, lower birthrates tend to fix themselves over time. Space becomes less of an issue at a certain point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:12 AM (GBKbO)

38 It's a better choice than what Europe is making. Of course, they're on an island. Very hard for Africans and Muslims to invade an island.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Heck, the Mongols couldn't even take Japan.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

39 Tread lightly, Morons. The chimppunk is in full rage mode this morning.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 11:12 AM (1zOXE)

40 There are youtube videos of Brits and other Europeans visiting America and are blown away at the size of our kitchens and appliances.

And the portion sizes in restaurants.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 11:12 AM (W7XSX)

41 I was in London for a week in the summer of 2014. Even then it was extremely dirty. I can't imagine how much trash is lying around 11 years later!

Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (Dg7ng)

42 35 "But you Americans have guns! How gauche! You're supposed to let the state protect you!"
Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 11:11 AM (svLOV)

Because they do such a fine job, I opine, dripping with sarcasm.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (pDt9x)

43 Democrats want us to be like Britain, Germany, or France. Small choices, thought control, government control of housing, food, and medical care.

They can screw the hell off.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (SNshR)

44 Thx CBD.
Pax Americana has allowed Europe to be self indulgent aholes since the fifties. Every stupid leftist idea upto and including the EU. Now uncontrolled invasion by muzzies. There's a response to the above tweet wiere a guy in Europe lays out everything that is wonderful and better in Europe. Every bit is caused by us being there. If we left NATO the French and Germans would be at each other's throats within six months.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (D+mpw)

45 IIRC, only Luxembourg is above the capita in earnings of our lowest state. That is nothing to be proud of.

On my first trip to Europe I was shocked at how appliances was so small and cost 2X+ our prices. My eyes were opened to the lies we were f living better that Americans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (xvV+O)

46 38 It's a better choice than what Europe is making. Of course, they're on an island. Very hard for Africans and Muslims to invade an island.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Heck, the Mongols couldn't even take Japan.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

Bad luck for the Mongols helped Japan there, but yes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (xcxpd)

47 Europe suffers from the same malaise that our country does, to a lesser extent.

They have been coasting on the built up physical and cultural capital from their previous, great civilization.

Both physical infrastructure built by great empires and cultural infrastructure, built by Christianity are what created Europe.

But they've been undermining both, either through neglect (physical) or outright hostility (Chrisitanity).
Their leaders are men without chests who think that the Christian ethic they grew up with is the natural state of man. That's why they think importing third world, hostile, musselmen will work.

It is a disaster and it will not get righted with an actual war, for which they have purposely made their military and people wholly unprepared.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (zjgNU)

48 Let Europe be what they are, just don't bring it here.
I could care less what they do, say, or think.
However we have a good many Americans who I wish
would deport themselves to Europe where they would
be happy.

Posted by: Case at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (G1OIb)

49 I have long said that all of Europe is like a museum. It's all pretty and historic and in many cases spectacular. Just like the dinosaurs were. You walk through Europe and you can't shake the feeling that, like the dinosaurs, everything good about the place is in the past.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11

I would live in Italy in 3 seconds. But not Milan, or Rome, or especially Naples. But Cortona? Yes. It’s a postcard. I would even hang laundry on the line.
Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:08 AM (Wmg4n)
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So you saw that Tuscany movie with Diane Lane? LOL.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:14 AM (iFTx/)

50 The future belongs to who shows up.
This is not good news for Europe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 11:14 AM (xcxpd)

51 It is a disaster and it will not get righted with* an actual war, for which they have purposely made their military and people wholly unprepared.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (zjgNU)

*without

An edit button! My kingdom for an edit button!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:14 AM (zjgNU)

52 If Edward Creasy could make his list of the most significant battles in history I wonder if he’d still include the Battle of Tours. After all, it looks as though the Arab Muslims may well succeed in conquest… it was a delaying action… 1400 year delaying action….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 11:15 AM (xT8gx)

53 50 The future belongs to who shows up.
This is not good news for Europe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 11:14 AM (xcxpd)

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If Germany hadn't forced Europe to import Syria 10 years ago, Europe would have had to find another solution to their social welfare net crisis.

Something like: having babies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:15 AM (GBKbO)

54 I went to Germany on a business trip over 25 years ago. I thought it was nice.

But I was shocked at all the graffiti along the train routes. I thought I was in NYC.

My preconceived notion that Germany was orderly was shattered.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 11:15 AM (W7XSX)

55 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at December 11, 2025 11:15 AM (gdNWk)

56 Circa 1990. A college friend brought his very Italian girlfriend over. It was our first house. Regular 3b,2b,2 car garage in a decent neighborhood in SW Houston.
Lovely girl that was very fresh on the scene seeing America for the first time.
She saw our double door refrigerator in the kitchen, asked if she could open it and then commenced to crying.
She told us the local store they went to everyday didn't have that much refrigeration and absolutely no ice.

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2025 11:15 AM (8uzBS)

57 51 An edit button! My kingdom for an edit button!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:14 AM (zjgNU)

=====

There's a solution to that!

Cozy up to ace so much that he gives you the keys!

Just hope he checks his email.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:15 AM (GBKbO)

58
But...Parisian women are gorgeous!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December

My mama was stunning to her last day. When I see pictures of her in her 20s? Wow. My grandmother, being French, used to tell my mom she was pretty but not as pretty as her- how awful is that? Now my grandmother would stop you in your tracks in her youth, she was gorgeous, too. She was a ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor. My sister looks just like them.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:15 AM (Wmg4n)

59 An edit button! My kingdom for an edit button!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:14 AM (zjgNU)

I have sung that song as well....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 11:16 AM (xcxpd)

60 Heartbreaking European letter to Santa.

https://is.gd/cI1vUD

I guess they're European hillbillies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:16 AM (L/fGl)

61 C'mon CBD, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 11:06 AM (W7XSX)

I loved every bit of my time there, but to pretend that Europe is some magnificent testament to human progress is a cruel joke.

But...Parisian women are gorgeous!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (n9ltV)
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I was disappointed in French ladies. I expected Brigitte Bardot and Lea Seydoux. What I got was ... not that.

I was more impressed with Italian, Spanish, and German babes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

62 The Germans that came over here to work are especially hard workers. (Auto Industry).

That's likely selection bias, but the German work ethic clearly still exists.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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A lot of older books talk about a Protestant work ethic. So does this hold for the southern krauts, too?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 11, 2025 11:17 AM (XvL8K)

63 Also don't get me started on the lackadaisical bullshit that is the European way of eating dinner at 10pm.

For Pete's sake eat dinner at a normal time and then go to fucking bed so you can be at work in the morning. Yeesh.

Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 11:17 AM (3BwY8)

64 "Federal judge orders Abrego Garcia's immediate release from ICE custody" crows CBS news...

The Dems and the left have spent millions on this trash getting him out of legal custody so he can roam free...just to watch him go right back in...which will be the case again very shortly.

These people are evil idiots - they're not going to get anything out of this but a hole in their wallet and bad PR...

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2025 11:17 AM (NTVPI)

65 I am a history buff and love to travel. I traveled to Europe for the first time the year I graduated college with a back pack by myself. You could do that at one time. I spent 3 months mostly in Amsterdam and London and then went to Israel. Never felt scared. No cell phones. People were wonderful. I spent days wandering the streets and visiting museums. It was a different world. Authentic. Now lost.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:17 AM (t/2Uw)

66 Most of the smart and enterprising Europeans left the continent in the 18th-19th centuries, going to either the New World or their countries' colonies abroad.

The World Wars killed off most of those who stayed.

Europe's been on a downward trajectory for a long time.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

Europe also did everything they could to destroy their successful colonies abroad, as well. (South Africa and Rhodesia.) Australia and New Zealand are destroying themselves.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:18 AM (zjgNU)

67 There's a couple of English guys who travel the US and make vids about how little they understand and /or in awe of about the US. Pretty funny stuff.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 11:18 AM (D+mpw)

68 But the biggest problem by far is Europe's curious disinterest in their own freedom. Speech is carefully controlled by government and compliant corporations, and with that control comes a diminution of the very concept of freedom and liberty.

Who knew that Big Brother controlling the masses required nothing more than a short form video of some female making bird hands and telling you that your thoughts are problematic?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 11:18 AM (ExV1e)

69 My husband Richard was a valued municipal employee, essential to the delivery of services to our Borough. Won awards and all! Please don't disparage the sacrifice and dedication these fine cogs in the wheel of progress afford the greater British public.

Posted by: Mrs. Hyancinth Bucket at December 11, 2025 11:18 AM (oftw2)

70
So you saw that Tuscany movie with Diane Lane? LOL.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025

Nope. Didn’t even read the book, and I know how much the locals hate it. I live with someone from there.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:18 AM (Wmg4n)

71 Bare Boobs! It's French Culture!

Posted by: Clark Griswald at December 11, 2025 11:18 AM (Q+gd/)

72 Early Bird Special type dinner eater. We call it supper. When two meals a day are the default early makes sense.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:19 AM (pDt9x)

73 You're supposed to let the state protect you!"

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 11:11 AM (svLOV)

The same State which is imprisoning people for saying men are men?

Yeah. I'll take my chances with the guns, thanks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, a black, LGBT, child of immigrants at December 11, 2025 11:19 AM (oSeBJ)

74 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at December 11, 2025 11:19 AM (gdNWk)

75 But my standard of living would be materially lower and probably cost more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:10 AM (GBKbO)


The vast majority of Western Europeans cannot conceive of a standard of living on par with ours.

The apartment in which we lived was in an upscale neighborhood, and quite large for Paris (1,600 square feet), but was laid out with the assumption that appliances were tiny, energy was expensive, and A/C was nonexistent.

The building itself was laid out for maximum inconvenience too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:19 AM (n9ltV)

76 For Pete's sake eat dinner at a normal time and then go to fucking bed so you can be at work in the morning. Yeesh.
Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 11:17 AM (3BwY

I’m extreme in the other direction as I like to eat dinner at 4pm (lunch at 11am). I go to bed at 9 and up at 4 or 5… I can’t fathom eating dinner at 10pm

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 11:19 AM (xT8gx)

77 It's a better choice than what Europe is making. Of course, they're on an island. Very hard for Africans and Muslims to invade an island.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 11:11 AM (xcxpd)

Well, I never!

Posted by: United Kingodom at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (zjgNU)

78 But...Parisian women are gorgeous!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (n9ltV)


Yeah, American women need to up their game in general.

Fortunately, for us American males, the Euro-Male is kinda ratty.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (iJfKG)

79 59 An edit button! My kingdom for an edit button!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:14 AM (zjgNU)


Think Before You Post.

Posted by: Sir Mark Nancy Susan Heather Rowley at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (3+0K7)

80 Free medical care.

https://is.gd/36DhgN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (L/fGl)

81 Apparently, being able to get around on nice trains trumps the loss of freedom...

Europeans are perplexed that we don't use trains more. Of course, Europeans tend to think that the US is the size of France.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (ExV1e)

82 I would move back to Rome in a heartbeat.

But my standard of living would be materially lower and probably cost more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:10 AM (GBKbO)

Rome was amazing, but yeah, what you said. You would also have to get used to driving a scooter and parking like a retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (snZF9)

83 Surprisingly, one of the countries that is turning to capitalism, free expression, freedom of mobility, and competition is Vietnam. Go figure.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (g8Ew8)

84 If Germany hadn't forced Europe to import Syria 10 years ago, Europe would have had to find another solution to their social welfare net crisis.

Something like: having babies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:15 AM (GBKbO)

There would be a big contraction before that happened, because kids don't want babies anymore and birth control drugs means they don't have to.

In the meantime, their welfare state would collapse because there aren't enough people for their aging population to be supported.

They are caught in a trap. And they can't walk out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (xcxpd)

85 I loved every bit of my time there, but to pretend that Europe is some magnificent testament to human progress is a cruel joke.

But...Parisian women are gorgeous!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (n9ltV)

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I would move back to Rome in a heartbeat.

But my standard of living would be materially lower and probably cost more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:10 AM (GBKbO)
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No offense, but Rome was my least-favorite Italian city (other than Milan) in terms of where to live. Spectacular things to see and do on vacation. But I found the people smelly, rude, and overall the city was dirty and (surprisingly) covered in graffiti.

Some real Italian smokeshows, though. Like my mom.

Would I live there for 6 months? Why not? But move their permanently? Nope.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (iFTx/)

86
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 11:21 AM (y9nCu)

87 82 Rome was amazing, but yeah, what you said. You would also have to get used to driving a scooter and parking like a retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (snZF9)

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I'd probably walk and use the public transportation.

It's not the best public transportation, but it works. Most of the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:21 AM (GBKbO)

88 Think Before You Post.
Posted by: Sir Mark Nancy Susan Heather Rowley

Yeah, right, like that's gonna happen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:21 AM (L/fGl)

89 IIRC, only Luxembourg is above the capita in earnings of our lowest state. That is nothing to be proud of.

On my first trip to Europe I was shocked at how appliances was so small and cost 2X+ our prices. My eyes were opened to the lies we were f living better that Americans.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (xvV+O)

Also Netherlands and Finland.

Posted by: United Kingodom at December 11, 2025 11:21 AM (zjgNU)

90 Euros are lazy, entitled, sexually disordered, smelly, over educated and host many a sexually transmitted disease.

If they were a plow mule, they would be mercifully put down.

Posted by: Good Riddance at December 11, 2025 11:22 AM (FGMmt)

91 I think I'll just blame the Biden administration for propping up a President who had dementia and being a left wing cabal.

Posted by: Aliasjonesjones at December 11, 2025 11:22 AM (Nx5jP)

92 85 No offense, but Rome was my least-favorite Italian city (other than Milan) in terms of where to live. Spectacular things to see and do on vacation. But I found the people smelly, rude, and overall the city was dirty and (surprisingly) covered in graffiti.

Some real Italian smokeshows, though. Like my mom.

Would I live there for 6 months? Why not? But move their permanently? Nope.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (iFTx/)

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It's a part sentimental thing, tied to my year living there when I was younger, with the physical beauty of the aged aspects, along with the religious aspect.

I love that place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:22 AM (GBKbO)

93 First day in Rome some scum bag tried to pick my pocket. He learned Americans get testy and physical quickly when that happens. Most were shocked on the train a very few congratulated me.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 11:23 AM (xvV+O)

94 The Best Left is what I have often heard. The truth of that I do not know.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:23 AM (pDt9x)

95 I would live in Italy in 3 seconds. But not Milan, or Rome, or especially Naples. But Cortona? Yes. It’s a postcard. I would even hang laundry on the line.
Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:08 AM (Wmg4n)
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So you saw that Tuscany movie with Diane Lane? LOL.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:14 AM (iFTx/)

No one can afford kids in Italy, so you'd be living solo like they do.

I'll never forget when my spouse spent 11 months there on deployment. I brought my 18 month old to visit on 2 separate trips and it was like I was bringing a treasure. Folks would treat my spouse and I better just to get close to the little princess b/c she was so rare, and boy did we hear a ton about no one can have a kid b/c no one could afford to raise the kid...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 11, 2025 11:23 AM (tOcjL)

96 Look at the changes in Europe from 2000 to 2025.

Now imagine what Europe will look like in 2050.

An increasingly poor, rapidly Islamfying continent, with Chinese-style social and political repression - no freedom of speech, all "anti-EU" parties banned, and a mandatory digital currency that the government can confiscate from you at any time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2025 11:23 AM (xTIDn)

97 91 I think I'll just blame the Biden administration for propping up a President who had dementia and being a left wing cabal.

Posted by: Aliasjonesjones at December 11, 2025 11:22 AM (Nx5jP)

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Troll doesn't realize white birthrates are so low because progressive birthrates are so low.

Conservative whites are at replacement rate of 2.1, barely changing since the 90s.

Conservatives have kids while progressives tell their one kid that they're a racist stain on the world that's going to explode any minute anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:24 AM (GBKbO)

98 Europeans are perplexed that we don't use trains more. Of course, Europeans tend to think that the US is the size of France.

We do use trains. We use them so we don't have to walk to change terminals at our massive airports.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 11:24 AM (COQGW)

99 Morning! That woman in the Art Thread looks like an ur-Karen.
And it's 5 below zero here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 11:24 AM (npFr7)

100
Europe has been living on the capital, not the interest, for decades. And now the capital is running out. France is bankrupt and unreformable, Germany is implementing the Morgenthau Plan of its own accord, Britain is sliding into authoritarianism and civil war.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 11:24 AM (tgvbd)

101 If we left NATO the French and Germans would be at each other's throats within six months.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 11:13 AM (D+mpw)


Which one is Sunni and which one is Shia?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 11:24 AM (ExV1e)

102 Are Europe's "judges" as bad as Ours? One just ruled that the "Maryland Dad" must be released immediately..
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It'll be immediately appealed and stayed.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (TN0g+)

103 and overall the city was dirty and (surprisingly) covered in graffiti.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (iFTx/)


That's one of the things that surprised me about Paris. Over the last generation, graffiti has become endemic. Miles and miles of it along the highways leading into the city, and even in nice neighborhoods it is a constant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (n9ltV)

104 I've never left the continental US in all my life. I used to think it might be nice to visit Europe and see the sights, but now I realize two things:

1 - Let's face it, I'm already seeing the apex of the West right here...warts and all.

2 - And if I want to see the ruins of fallen empires...well, I'm watching that in realtime, sadly.

It's a bittersweet set of realizations. Welcome to the 21st century, I guess.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (OUMaO)

105
It's a part sentimental thing, tied to my year living there when I was younger, with the physical beauty of the aged aspects, along with the religious aspect.

I love that place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:22 AM (GBKbO)

When we go to Italy, I drag J to Rome for the day to stare in awe at the things many people only get to see in books, and a super fancy dinner. Then it’s out of my system and back to Tuscany. Don’t even speak to me about the horribleness of Pompeii.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (Wmg4n)

106 If we ever go expat, the countries we would consider are Uruguay, Finland, and maybe Portugal.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (lW16O)

107 Surprisingly, one of the countries that is turning to capitalism, free expression, freedom of mobility, and competition is Vietnam. Go figure.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (g8Ew

Also most Vietnamese (especially in the US, but in country as well) LOVE Americans.

We should really increase ties. (I believe Trump has been.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (zjgNU)

108 103 and overall the city was dirty and (surprisingly) covered in graffiti.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (iFTx/)

That's one of the things that surprised me about Paris. Over the last generation, graffiti has become endemic. Miles and miles of it along the highways leading into the city, and even in nice neighborhoods it is a constant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (n9ltV)

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"It's all the quality of Banksy!"
-Europe

*not taking it personally, apparently*
-Banksy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:26 AM (GBKbO)

109 82 I would move back to Rome in a heartbeat.

But my standard of living would be materially lower and probably cost more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:10 AM (GBKbO)

Rome was my favorite Italian city...Venice was an overpriced tourist trap.

I loved Assisi and Lucca, but not quite "cities"...and Pisa is a waste of time...go to Lucca instead...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 11, 2025 11:26 AM (tOcjL)

110 Europeans are perplexed that we don't use trains more. Of course, Europeans tend to think that the US is the size of France.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (ExV1e)

Totally this. When I did that metal cruise every year the vast amount of people on it were from europe. Many of them were here for a month and the cruise was a small part of it. They would rent cars and drive to other places either before or after the cruise. I heard the same stories over and over. After driving to other places they started to understand the size of the US, why we don't have trains running everywhere, and holy shit they love our big cars. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 11:26 AM (snZF9)

111 If I was gonna move anywhere outside the USA, it would be to Asia.

Sadly, I can't handle the heat and humidity of most of the countries in the area. But I would take Korea or Japan or Philippines or Bangkok or even Vietnam over any place in Europe.

I may one day do winters in Philippines and summers in USA.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

112
Europeans are perplexed that we don't use trains more. Of course, Europeans tend to think that the US is the size of France.

__________

We have an extensive and profitable rail system here. Our track mileage is only exceeded by Russia. It is used, as it should be, for freight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 11:26 AM (tgvbd)

113 Rome is filthy, covered in graffiti, streets and sidewalks in terrible condition. Crowded, smelly.Food is still fantastic though. I'm glad I got to see the sights but have no desire to go back to Rome. Would love to explore the rest of the country's Bologna and Florence were incredible.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:26 AM (t/2Uw)

114 105 When we go to Italy, I drag J to Rome for the day to stare in awe at the things many people only get to see in books, and a super fancy dinner. Then it’s out of my system and back to Tuscany. Don’t even speak to me about the horribleness of Pompeii.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (Wmg4n)

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I finally did Pompeii on this trip.

It was a thing to see. Glad I saw it. It's done now, though. Barely saw any of Naples outside of that.

The weird thing is that I'm not a city person. I generally don't like them. But Rome? Rome is just...different.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:27 AM (GBKbO)

115 That's one of the things that surprised me about Paris. Over the last generation, graffiti has become endemic. Miles and miles of it along the highways leading into the city, and even in nice neighborhoods it is a constant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025

Brussels is awful with this, on beautiful buildings.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:27 AM (Q9G/L)

116 Now imagine what Europe will look like in 2050.

An increasingly poor, rapidly Islamfying continent, with Chinese-style social and political repression - no freedom of speech, all "anti-EU" parties banned, and a mandatory digital currency that the government can confiscate from you at any time.


Of course, we're going to look like that too if the Democrats take power back - they will make very, very sure that they will never lose power again.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2025 11:27 AM (xTIDn)

117
Are many parts of Western Europe beautiful? Absolutely! Many of their cities are marvels of architecture and culture, and its physical beauty is often stunning.




Those marvels of architecture and culture are almost always OLD architecture and culture, from when Europe actually worked. Their modern culture is either wholly produced by or based on American culture, no matter how crude it is.

Europe is a cultural cemetery.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 11:28 AM (y9nCu)

118 Every Christmas i like to call Europe and give them the message from Bruce Willlis.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 11, 2025 11:28 AM (EyfuW)

119 My sister looks just like them.
Posted by: Piper


She was, in fact, talking about her twin sister.

Posted by: The Narrator at December 11, 2025 11:28 AM (ittVa)

120 And they don't pick up dog shit in Italy. It's everywhere.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (XvL8K)

121 Brussels is awful with this, on beautiful buildings.

52% of the school kids in Brussels are Muslim.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (xTIDn)

122 *weeps*

Posted by: Zombie Vlad Tepes at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (Q+gd/)

123 I loved every bit of my time there, but to pretend that Europe is some magnificent testament to human progress is a cruel joke.

In a way, it is. It's the magnificent testament to human progress that provided a foundation that America built upon even more magnificently.

It's both tragic and criminal that the current "elites" are now systematically tearing down all that was admirable about the culture that the giants who came before them built over so many centuries.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (COQGW)

124 Canadian appliances are also insanely expensive. 2 or 3 times the American price.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (lW16O)

125 I would move to Japan in a heartbeat if A) I could speak/read/write the language, which I cannot and don't have the time to learn, and B) If the people weren't so wildly xenophobic/racist. They're all polite to a fault but getting turned away from mostly-empty restaurants just because I'm not Japanese gets old.

Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (3BwY8)

126
The weird thing is that I'm not a city person. I generally don't like them. But Rome? Rome is just...different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:27 AM (GBKbO

I have this picture I took of a door in one of the little side streets of Rome. It’s probably my favorite picture, not the Trevi Fountain, not Vatican City, but this little door. I get it.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (OoFl2)

127 I finally did Pompeii on this trip.

It was a thing to see. Glad I saw it. It's done now, though. Barely saw any of Naples outside of that.

The weird thing is that I'm not a city person. I generally don't like them. But Rome? Rome is just...different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:27 AM (GBKbO)

It's the religion, ruins, and cats for me, while surrounded by an actual city.

It's why I loved Lucca and Assisi - you move from the Roman Empire ruins in Rome to the Dark Ages...and then finish in Florence for the Renaissance (I also liked Florence) and call it a day...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (tOcjL)

128 Over 100 so here is James O’Keefe’s latest not so undercover video with a fat black racist NPR journalist college lecturer. First few minutes are hilarious.

https://x.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1998890704206991693

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 11:30 AM (xvV+O)

129 and overall the city was dirty and (surprisingly) covered in graffiti.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (iFTx/)

That's one of the things that surprised me about Paris. Over the last generation, graffiti has become endemic. Miles and miles of it along the highways leading into the city, and even in nice neighborhoods it is a constant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (n9ltV)
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It's been a few years since I was in Paris, but when I was there the graffiti was mostly outside the city proper. I remember taking a cab from CDG into the city for the first time, and being like "wtf, am I in the right place?" Outside the city wasn't the City of Lights. It was the City of Shites. Pretty shitty neighborhoods, crawling with obvious immigrants (Muslims), and covered in graffiti. Luckily, all that changed when I got to the city proper. I don't know if that's still true.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:30 AM (iFTx/)

130 Those marvels of architecture and culture are almost always OLD architecture and culture, from when Europe actually worked. Their modern culture is either wholly produced by or based on American culture, no matter how crude it is.

Europe is a cultural cemetery.


Yeah, Europe takes an awful lot of credit for what their ancestors did.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2025 11:30 AM (xTIDn)

131 and overall the city was dirty and (surprisingly) covered in graffiti.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:20 AM (iFTx/)

That's one of the things that surprised me about Paris. Over the last generation, graffiti has become endemic. Miles and miles of it along the highways leading into the city, and even in nice neighborhoods it is a constant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (n9ltV)


That's what surprised me the most about our trip to Germany this year.

Ghetto-style graffiti everywhere and I mean...Everywhere!!!

The German reputation for order and cleanliness and hardworking is either totally exaggerated or no longer operational.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 11:30 AM (iJfKG)

132 If we left NATO the French and Germans would be at each other's throats within six months.
Posted by: Smell the Glove


And the downside is?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 11:30 AM (hS7lz)

133 125 I would move to Japan in a heartbeat if A) I could speak/read/write the language, which I cannot and don't have the time to learn, and B) If the people weren't so wildly xenophobic/racist. They're all polite to a fault but getting turned away from mostly-empty restaurants just because I'm not Japanese gets old.

Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (3BwY

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I downloaded Duolingo and started Japanese lessons!

They should probably remove all the Western lettering from the words, though. I'm not learning the Japanese writing systems at all. Maybe over time, it'll get harder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:30 AM (GBKbO)

134 I am a history buff and love to travel. I traveled to Europe for the first time the year I graduated college with a back pack by myself. You could do that at one time. I spent 3 months mostly in Amsterdam and London and then went to Israel. Never felt scared. No cell phones. People were wonderful. I spent days wandering the streets and visiting museums. It was a different world. Authentic. Now lost.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:17 AM (t/2Uw)

I lived in Germany for four and a half years back in the 70's. Wonderful place. Had a lot of fun.

Went back around 2011. Didn't recognize it. Totally changed. It was like walking around in East Berlin before the wall came down. So sad.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 11, 2025 11:31 AM (g8Ew8)

135
It's both tragic and criminal that the current "elites" are now systematically tearing down all that was admirable about the culture that the giants who came before them built over so many centuries.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (COQGW)

_____________

At the same time, they hide behind that heritage to sneer about how barbaric we are.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 11:31 AM (tgvbd)

136 125 I would move to Japan in a heartbeat if A) I could speak/read/write the language, which I cannot and don't have the time to learn, and B) If the people weren't so wildly xenophobic/racist. They're all polite to a fault but getting turned away from mostly-empty restaurants just because I'm not Japanese gets old.
Posted by: ballistic at December

Take a Shiba with you. They are a golden ticket! That is our next big vacation. I may have to borrow a Shiba while there as I don’t think I can just bring mine.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:31 AM (OoFl2)

137 110 Europeans are perplexed that we don't use trains more.

When I was moving from CA to MD, I actually thought about taking Amtrak just to enjoy the view and relax.

An airline ticket was less than half the price. Easy choice.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 11:31 AM (svLOV)

138 In Europe, sometimes the washing machine is in the kitchen

and their electrical outlets look funny

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 11:32 AM (zzfOt)

139 I’ve been to the Paris of the future when I went to Marseilles in 1991.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 11:32 AM (xvV+O)

140 Budapest is my favorite city. Beautiful, historic, walkable, great food, inexpensive and they hate socialists .

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:32 AM (t/2Uw)

141 119 My sister looks just like them.
Posted by: Piper

She was, in fact, talking about her twin sister.
Posted by: The Narrator at December 11, 2025 11:28 AM (ittVa

Sadly, no. She is 21 months older than me!

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:33 AM (OoFl2)

142 If I was gonna move anywhere outside the USA, it would be to Asia.

Sadly, I can't handle the heat and humidity of most of the countries in the area. But I would take Korea or Japan or Philippines or Bangkok or even Vietnam over any place in Europe.

I may one day do winters in Philippines and summers in USA.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

Korea and Japan both have temperate climates, influenced by the fact they are both coastal countries. Tokyo is right in the middle of Japan and is about the same latitude of Asheville, NC.

Hokkaido (Northernmost island) is quite cool and has serious winters.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:34 AM (zjgNU)

143
Budapest is my favorite city. Beautiful, historic, walkable, great food, inexpensive and they hate socialists .
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:32 AM (t/2Uw)

___________

Nothing like a bout of communism to make you hate socialism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 11:34 AM (tgvbd)

144 Eastern Europe still has some hope. I would love to visit there and see Cracow, Prague, and Budapest.

I loved Moscow when I was there in the Yeltsin years. Yeah, it was pretty filthy, but you kind of expect that in Russia. Would love to see St. Petersburg, too.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:34 AM (77rzZ)

145 20
Are Europe's "judges" as bad as Ours? ‘

Judging by what I see on the Lotus Eaters podcast, they are worse.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 11, 2025 11:34 AM (jbnUc)

146 We have an extensive and profitable rail system here. Our track mileage is only exceeded by Russia. It is used, as it should be, for freight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 11:26 AM (tgvbd)


Exactly! And we use our trucking system for the last mile, which keeps massive train stations outside of our cities!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 11:34 AM (n9ltV)

147 64 "Federal judge orders Abrego Garcia's immediate release from ICE custody" crows CBS news...

The Dems and the left have spent millions on this trash getting him out of legal custody so he can roam free...just to watch him go right back in...which will be the case again very shortly.

These people are evil idiots - they're not going to get anything out of this but a hole in their wallet and bad PR...

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2025 11:17 AM (NTVPI)

Isn't he under a sentence from Tennessee for some crime? Just put him back in the State pen, until this lawless order is quashed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 11:34 AM (npFr7)

148 Totally OT:

Robert Pattinson seems to like to be in the center of Love Triangles.

Poor Tom Holland.

Short Kings get no respect.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 11:34 AM (XV/Pl)

149
Passenger rail: 19th century technology at 21st century costs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 11:36 AM (tgvbd)

150 Budapest is my favorite city. Beautiful, historic, walkable, great food, inexpensive and they hate socialists .
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:32 AM (t/2Uw)



Prague is great too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 11:36 AM (COQGW)

151 I would move to Japan in a heartbeat if A) I could speak/read/write the language, which I cannot and don't have the time to learn, and B) If the people weren't so wildly xenophobic/racist. They're all polite to a fault but getting turned away from mostly-empty restaurants just because I'm not Japanese gets old.
Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (3BwY

Many people mistake politeness for kindness.

They are polite to a fault, but not particularly kind, especially to outsiders.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 11, 2025 11:36 AM (zjgNU)

152
We have an extensive and profitable rail system here. Our track mileage is only exceeded by Russia. It is used, as it should be, for freight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 11:26 AM (tgvbd)



And depending on freight transport rates at any given time, a good portion of that containerized freight is Chinese goods transiting the US by rail from the West Coast to East in order to be shipped to Europe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 11:36 AM (y9nCu)

153 I would move to Japan in a heartbeat if A) I could speak/read/write the language, which I cannot and don't have the time to learn, and B) If the people weren't so wildly xenophobic/racist. They're all polite to a fault but getting turned away from mostly-empty restaurants just because I'm not Japanese gets old.
Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (3BwY


Weird.

I've never had an experience like that in Japan, and I've been there a lot, since I was stationed there in the late 80s.

Not saying it didn't happen to you, but it didn't to me. Now, France on the other hand is where I actually saw some anti-American rudeness at a couple of restaurants.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 11:36 AM (iJfKG)

154 Are Europe's "judges" as bad as Ours? ‘

FUN FACT: Roland Freisler was the model for Judge Boasberg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 11:37 AM (COQGW)

155 UNEXPECTEDLY!

Headline (Bloomberg)

"US trade deficit unexpectedly shrinks to smallest since 2020"

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2025 11:37 AM (rj6Yv)

156 Ran across a good example of how the European's have allowed their military forces to decay into near non-existence. The British Navy for a couple of centuries was the most powerful naval force in the world; even in the 80's they didn't have much trouble operating in the Falklands War.

As of today, the British Navy is smaller than Italy's. Their surface combatant forces consist 7 Frigates, 6 Destroyers, and 2 aircraft carriers that they are scared to take too far out of port because they break down so often. That plus a few subs is it, that's the entire British Navy now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 11:38 AM (uWKK8)

157 155 UNEXPECTEDLY!

Headline (Bloomberg)

"US trade deficit unexpectedly shrinks to smallest since 2020"
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2025 11:37 AM (rj6Yv)

A threadbare word.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:38 AM (pDt9x)

158 Prague is near the top of my bucket list. I have never been to Poland and it is where my grandparents were from.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:38 AM (t/2Uw)

159 Beautiful, historic, walkable, great food, inexpensive and they hate socialists

The last part sold me. Time to start looking for plane tickets.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 11:39 AM (svLOV)

160 156 Ran across a good example of how the European's have allowed their military forces to decay into near non-existence. The British Navy for a couple of centuries was the most powerful naval force in the world; even in the 80's they didn't have much trouble operating in the Falklands War.

As of today, the British Navy is smaller than Italy's. Their surface combatant forces consist 7 Frigates, 6 Destroyers, and 2 aircraft carriers that they are scared to take too far out of port because they break down so often. That plus a few subs is it, that's the entire British Navy now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 11:38 AM (uWKK

Like the Cajun Navy, only their food sucks.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:39 AM (pDt9x)

161 Poland and Hungary are the only sane European countries at this point.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:39 AM (t/2Uw)

162 That plus a few subs is it, that's the entire British Navy now.
Posted by: Tom Servo

But they still have rum, sodomy, and the lash, right? So they're good.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:39 AM (77rzZ)

163 As of today, the British Navy is smaller than Italy's. Their surface combatant forces consist 7 Frigates, 6 Destroyers, and 2 aircraft carriers that they are scared to take too far out of port because they break down so often.


They could probably still take the Russians in a surface engagement.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 11:40 AM (COQGW)

164 161 Poland and Hungary are the only sane European countries at this point.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:39 AM (t/2Uw)

Exhausted cultures?? Like farmed out soil.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:40 AM (pDt9x)

165 163 As of today, the British Navy is smaller than Italy's. Their surface combatant forces consist 7 Frigates, 6 Destroyers, and 2 aircraft carriers that they are scared to take too far out of port because they break down so often.


They could probably still take the Russians in a surface engagement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 11:40 AM (COQGW)

Like Bum Fights.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:41 AM (pDt9x)

166 Don’t even speak to me about the horribleness of Pompeii.
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I've got to admit I'd like to see the venue that Pink Floyd filmed at all those years ago.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 11:41 AM (TN0g+)

167 May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

That masterful line always gets me. Unfortunately, Idiocracy approaches and some will say he talks like a fag...

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 11:41 AM (vhFJq)

168 As of today, the British Navy is smaller than Italy's. Their surface combatant forces consist 7 Frigates, 6 Destroyers, and 2 aircraft carriers that they are scared to take too far out of port because they break down so often. That plus a few subs is it, that's the entire British Navy now.
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Probably for the best, since the Muslims will soon control the UK Government/military. Hopefully we have a plan to exfil the nukes.

Posted by: Well, There's Always the Unexpected at December 11, 2025 11:41 AM (qUkBO)

169
I loved Moscow when I was there in the Yeltsin years. Yeah, it was pretty filthy, but you kind of expect that in Russia. Would love to see St. Petersburg, too.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:34 AM (77rzZ)



I read somewhere that all cities look inviting in the winter, because the snow hides the filth and garbage.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 11:41 AM (y9nCu)

170 Poland and Hungary are the only sane European countries at this point.

And the current ruling party in Poland is pro-EU, pro-mass immigration, and all the rest.

They're just not strong enough to actually implement these policies yet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2025 11:42 AM (xTIDn)

171 Prague is near the top of my bucket list.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Same here.

I used to want to see Vienna, too, but I here it's a lost cause these days. The capital of classical music is now just another muzzied-up stan.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:42 AM (77rzZ)

172 If we ever go expat, the countries we would consider are Uruguay, Finland, and maybe Portugal.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 11, 2025 11:25 AM (lW16O)

Uruguay, and also Paraguay, have done a stellar job of staying out of the news. That's a good thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (npFr7)

173 We have had friends in Northern Italy for years. Have traveled there. The complaints registered in the rant do not seem to apply there, as far as I can tell. YMMV.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (MZ+PY)

174 Probably for the best, since the Muslims will soon control the UK Government/military. Hopefully we have a plan to exfil the nukes.

It's been more than a decade since the Royal Navy has successfully launched a Trident missile from a sub.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (xTIDn)

175 Are Europe's "judges" as bad as Ours? One just ruled that the "Maryland Dad" must be released immediately.

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Point Counterpoint.

House Dem Files Articles Of Impeachment Against RFK Jr. For Turning His Back On Science

Lila Rose
@LilaGraceRose
Unjust.
Swiss man Emanuel Brünisholz has been jailed for refusing to pay a fine after posting a Facebook comment noting the differences between male and female skeletons.
The government claims his statement violated anti-discrimination laws against those who say they are “LGBTQ”
Pointing out the biological differences between men and women isn’t “hatred” — it’s acknowledging basic science.

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Some science good. Other science bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (L/fGl)

176 My sister lives in France. She takes TDS to the extreme. Anyhow, she was telling me about lying on a gurney in a hospital hallway for something like six hours. I asked her if that ever happened to her when she lived in NYC, and invited her to tell me how superior socialized medicine is compared to the USA.

Posted by: windbag at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (rEn7R)

177
They could probably still take the Russians in a surface engagement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 11:40 AM (COQGW)

They probably could. It's amazing to recall that once the Soviet Navy was considered second only to the US in strength. Any Euro who still thinks that Russia is some giant military power should ponder this for a while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (uWKK8)

178 Poland and Hungary are the only sane European countries at this point.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:39 AM (t/2Uw)

The EU's fire brigades when the SHTF.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (rj6Yv)

179 171 I used to want to see Vienna, too, but I here it's a lost cause these days. The capital of classical music is now just another muzzied-up stan.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:42 AM (77rzZ)

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Was there a few months ago.

It's very clean and very...18th century.

The largest Muslim presence I felt in my last Europe trip was in Munich, and that was one concentrated little pro-Hamas protest outside of St. Stephen's of all places.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (GBKbO)

180 and B) If the people weren't so wildly xenophobic/racist.

My brother's experience, as well, and he wrote and spoke the language.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 11:44 AM (vhFJq)

181
Are Europe's "judges" as bad as Ours? One just ruled that the "Maryland Dad" must be released immediately..
Posted by: It's me donna

============

Which means he's in detention, which means he's awaiting... what? Trial? Deportation? How long has the "what" not happened and why are we still waiting for it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2025 11:44 AM (1N/bM)

182 I read somewhere that all cities look inviting in the winter, because the snow hides the filth and garbage.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

I was in Moscow in the winter, and you could still see the grime everywhere. But, as I said above, it's Russia, so you just accept it.

One of the coldest days I've ever experienced was the day I toured the Kremlin. But, again, you expect that in Russia. It was very appropriate.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:45 AM (77rzZ)

183 176 My sister lives in France. She takes TDS to the extreme. Anyhow, she was telling me about lying on a gurney in a hospital hallway for something like six hours. I asked her if that ever happened to her when she lived in NYC, and invited her to tell me how superior socialized medicine is compared to the USA.

Posted by: windbag at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (rEn7R)

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There was a movie made in Canada about 20 years ago: The Barbarian Invasions (no, it has nothing to do with immigration, actually).

It went from critical darling to cultural hatepoint pre-social media for an interesting reason.

It's about aging leftists reflecting on life, but the actual literal view of the Canadian healthcare system showed overcrowded hospitals with patients waiting in hallways on gurneys while the main character's son had to negotiate with people to get his father in to see a specialist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:45 AM (GBKbO)

184 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 11, 2025 11:46 AM (gdNWk)

185 "Our government makes sure we get XX days of vacation yearly."

I didn't use any vacation days this year. I'll live.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2025 11:46 AM (IifOV)

186 > Probably for the best, since the Muslims will soon control the UK Government/military. Hopefully we have a plan to exfil the nukes.
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IIRC, all their nukes are on their ballistic missile subs. I don't think they've got "bombs" in the traditional sense or missiles (ICBMs).

So, if that's it... we'll sink the subs and be done with it.

There's no possible way to remove the weapons on those submarines while they are in port. In England. Run by Islamists hell bent on using them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 11:46 AM (NwnyJ)

187 >They're all polite to a fault but getting turned away from mostly-empty restaurants just because I'm not Japanese gets old.
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maybe they're still butthurt over getting nuked

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 11:47 AM (ZxPkt)

188 FUN FACT: Roland Freisler was the model for Judge Boasberg.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 11:37 AM (COQGW)

It wasn't those blue weirdos from Prometheus?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 11:47 AM (Vq1pX)

189 Italy, until one gets sick then its get home quick.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 11:47 AM (0XZup)

190 I lived in Germany for two tours in the 70's and 80's. Also Turkey for a year in '85. My apartment in Turkey had a kitchen that was bigger than any place I lived in Germany. But very small living room. Weird that way.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 11:47 AM (2WIwB)

191 Ban it!

New York Post
@nypost
‘Jingle Bells’ is racist, claims video shared by Joy Reid — sparking Christmas culture war

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:48 AM (L/fGl)

192 Why was Chase Bank "spoofing" the silver market all through 2010 to 2020? What is "spoofing"? Suppose you want to hold down the price of a commodity. Here is the illegal trick you could use: tell the market you are selling the commodity - then cancel that offer to sell. If you carefully time this you can hold the price down. Chase admitted they were doing that and paid a fine of $920,000,000 for doing that.

Why hold the price down? Because you are buying the commodity and keeping it, and you want to keep the price low. They had to be buying huge amounts of silver to afford an almost billion dollar fine.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 11, 2025 11:48 AM (Da7Vv)

193 Italy, until one gets sick then its get home quick.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 11:47 AM (0XZup)
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Yeah, buy the best travel insurance you can afford.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2025 11:48 AM (rj6Yv)

194 Canadian appliances are also insanely expensive. 2 or 3 times the American price.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (lW16O)

Cannot confirm or deny. I have not bought a new appliance in 20 years. Last "major" appliance I bought was a used washing machine for $125. I was looking for a new drip coffee maker, and the el-cheapos at WalMart start at twenty dollars. I got a nice used one at a thrift shop for nine bucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 11:48 AM (npFr7)

195 When the Islamists take full control of Denmark, and Denmark still owns Greenland...

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (Q+gd/)

196 191 Ban it!

New York Post
@nypost
‘Jingle Bells’ is racist, claims video shared by Joy Reid — sparking Christmas culture war

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:48 AM (L/fGl)

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There is no war on Christmas.

There are just the educated elite making all aspects of Christmas problematic and unfit for public social life which you poor rubes don't understand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (GBKbO)

197 @BillMelugin_
·
56m
Eyebrow raising moment during Secretary Noem’s testimony.

@BennieGThompson
refers to recent shooting of National Guard soldiers in DC as “unfortunate accident”.

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (ZxPkt)

198 For all of our well known problems there is no place like the US on earth. One of the biggest problems we have is a society where few know this simple truth. They are bombarded with propaganda from our elites telling them the US is a backward country without a distinct culture while Europe is a refined and enlightened wonderland.

They are being lied to. The US is the light of the free world and if it ever gets extinguished the world will fall into darkness and that is not hyperbole.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (viF8m)

199 cont from 190

The Germany I lived in would not tolerate what is there now. But then they were the WW 2 generation. They didn't tolerate a lot of stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (2WIwB)

200
Now, France on the other hand is where I actually saw some anti-American rudeness at a couple of restaurants.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 11:36 AM (iJfKG)



During the Desert Shield buildup in 1990, a bunch of us American soldiers serving as peacekeepers went to Eilat to drink beer and chase Euro women. We were all at a big table having dinner one night and the Israeli waiter started off being polite, but then started lecturing us, literally wagging his finger in our faces telling us that we needed to do something about Saddam.

As much as I support and admire Israel as a country, in my experience a big chunk of individual Israelis are rude assholes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (y9nCu)

201 Silver spot price, 63.60/ounce.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (pDt9x)

202 197 @BillMelugin_
·
56m
Eyebrow raising moment during Secretary Noem’s testimony.

@BennieGThompson
refers to recent shooting of National Guard soldiers in DC as “unfortunate accident”.

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (ZxPkt)

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Think he survives a post VRA Section 2 world as the sole black and Democrat rep in Mississippi?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (GBKbO)

203 There's no possible way to remove the weapons on those submarines while they are in port. In England. Run by Islamists hell bent on using them.
__

Perhaps the last native Captains will sail them to Norfolk when the Quran hits the fan.

Posted by: Well, There's Always the Unexpected at December 11, 2025 11:50 AM (qUkBO)

204 I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW IT!

Posted by: Everything about Liberalism is Jewish at December 11, 2025 11:50 AM (K+su+)

205 *Norfolk, VA.

Posted by: Well, There's Always the Unexpected at December 11, 2025 11:50 AM (qUkBO)

206 I'll just leave this here.

Variety@Variety
Jon Stewart, Rachel Maddow Among 2025 Walter Cronkite Awards for Excellence in Political Journalism Honorees

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:51 AM (L/fGl)

207 There's no possible way to remove the weapons on those submarines while they are in port. In England. Run by Islamists hell bent on using them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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It's conceiveable that the Naval officers still have some since and unlike the French in Moroco will bring their ships to dock in Virginia?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 11:51 AM (0XZup)

208 Europe? Bah, humbug. Coke comes in a thimble. Fit for nary a sip.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 11:52 AM (1Nv0l)

209 Canadian appliances are also insanely expensive. 2 or 3 times the American price.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (lW16O)


But they do sell better toilets there...none of this low-flush garbage. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 11:52 AM (2WIwB)

210
The US is the light of the free world and if it ever gets extinguished the world will fall into darkness and that is not hyperbole.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (viF8m)




THIS. FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS, THIS

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 11:52 AM (y9nCu)

211 @BennieGThompson
refers to recent shooting of National Guard soldiers in DC as “unfortunate accident”.

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Ted Bundy had a shit load of those.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:52 AM (L/fGl)

212 Oh hey, so what's the weather like over in Chattogram today?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 11:53 AM (Vq1pX)

213 206 leftists love giving themselves awards for being leftists.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 11:53 AM (1Nv0l)

214 Comment 204, before is was scrubbed, was more more over the top than I have seen here in a long long time.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:53 AM (pDt9x)

215 New York Post
@nypost
‘Jingle Bells’ is racist, claims video shared by Joy Reid — sparking Christmas culture war

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Jeez, what's she said about White Christmas?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 11, 2025 11:53 AM (XvL8K)

216 Another thought piece that hits it out of the ballpark, CBD.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 11:54 AM (qBdHI)

217 I was about to say so,etching about the troll but CBD was quick. Thank you.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:54 AM (t/2Uw)

218 Jeez, what's she said about White Christmas?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 11, 2025 11:53 AM (XvL8K)


You mean Cloud Dancer Christmas?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 11, 2025 11:55 AM (3+0K7)

219 The US is the light of the free world and if it ever gets extinguished the world will fall into darkness and that is not hyperbole.
Posted by: JackStraw

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Last best hope of man on earth.

Posted by: Honest Abe at December 11, 2025 11:55 AM (1Nv0l)

220 Squeezing racism out of Jingle Bells is incomprehensible.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 11:55 AM (pDt9x)

221
Jeez, what's she said about White Christmas?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 11, 2025 11:53 AM (XvL8K)



Ask her about the phrase "white as snow". Or better yet, "black ice"

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 11:55 AM (y9nCu)

222 107
‘ one of the countries that is turning to capitalism, free expression, freedom of mobility, and competition is Vietnam.’

It is funny how we couldn’t force them to take any of those things 55 years ago. They were ready to fight to the last man.
But as soon as it was THEIR idea… they couldn’t have enough.
Maybe they are like Americans.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 11, 2025 11:55 AM (jbnUc)

223 They're all polite to a fault but getting turned away from mostly-empty restaurants just because I'm not Japanese gets old.
----

maybe they're still butthurt over getting nuked
Posted by: Don Black


Don't start none. Won't be none.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 11:56 AM (hS7lz)

224 They are being lied to. The US is the light of the free world and if it ever gets extinguished the world will fall into darkness and that is not hyperbole.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 11:49 AM (viF8m)

Truth

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 11, 2025 11:56 AM (g8Ew8)

225 we win, WE WIN!!

"Critical minerals used for building weapons and other essential electronics have been discovered in the sands of Utah's Silicon Ridge.

Ionic Mineral Technologies (IMT) uncovered 16 different types of high quality minerals within its 74,000 square foot mining site in Provo.

The find could give the US an edge over China which has long dominated the market.

'You can’t make a vehicle without these, you can’t make a fighter jet without some of these metals,' IMT's founder and CEO Andre Zeitoun told the Wall Street Journal.

Zeitoun added that the minerals discovered are used for semiconductors, electronics, and chips that power artificial intelligence.

IMT told the Wall Street Journal the minerals discovered include lithium, alumina, germanium, rubidium, cesium, vanadium and niobium."

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 11:56 AM (g47mK)

226 Another thought piece that hits it out of the ballpark, CBD.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 11:54 AM (qBdHI)

Yeah, he's very rarely within the ballpark, isn't he?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 11:56 AM (Vq1pX)

227 NIOBIUM!

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 11:56 AM (g47mK)

228 222 107
‘ one of the countries that is turning to capitalism, free expression, freedom of mobility, and competition is Vietnam.’

It is funny how we couldn’t force them to take any of those things 55 years ago. They were ready to fight to the last man.
But as soon as it was THEIR idea… they couldn’t have enough.
Maybe they are like Americans.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 11, 2025 11:55 AM (jbnUc)

=====

It's my understanding that the Vietnamese people saw it as a nationalistic fight against colonialism, America just the latest in a long line that dates back to Chinese fights to control it, and that their leaders just happened to be communist at the time. It wasn't ideological for most of the Vietnamese.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 11:57 AM (GBKbO)

229 They probably could. It's amazing to recall that once the Soviet Navy was considered second only to the US in strength. Any Euro who still thinks that Russia is some giant military power should ponder this for a while.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 11:43 AM (uWKK

The Soviets wanted to project power worldwide. Putin is only interested in the "near-abroad".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 11:57 AM (npFr7)

230 IMT told the Wall Street Journal the minerals discovered include lithium, alumina, germanium, rubidium, cesium, vanadium and niobium."
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 11:56 AM (g47mK)

Judge Boasberg rules that the entire thing has to be sold to China immediately.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 11:57 AM (Vq1pX)

231 I loved every bit of my time there, but to pretend that Europe is some magnificent testament to human progress is a cruel joke.

But...Parisian women are gorgeous!


Blink three times if you are being held against your will and commenting under duress.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 11:57 AM (a3CJ+)

232 Squeezing racism out of Jingle Bells is incomprehensible.
Posted by: tubal

Apparently, it was written by a former Confederate soldier and, she alleges, was intended to be sung in black face at minstrel shows.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:58 AM (L/fGl)

233 Federal judge just ordered Abrego Garcia's immediate release from ICE custody. Just once, just once I would love to hear Trump tell this judge to pound sand.

https://tinyurl.com/38yjrnpk

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 11, 2025 11:59 AM (5xuJ/)

234 > Perhaps the last native Captains will sail them to Norfolk when the Quran hits the fan.
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I have a rough outline in my head for a bang up techno-thriller. Needs some star power, a hot babe and cool AI special effects.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 11:59 AM (NwnyJ)

235 232 Squeezing racism out of Jingle Bells is incomprehensible.
Posted by: tubal

Apparently, it was written by a former Confederate soldier and, she alleges, was intended to be sung in black face at minstrel shows.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:58 AM (L/fGl)

Oh, yeah, we always sang it in blackface. Stupid Bitch.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:00 PM (pDt9x)

236
They're all polite to a fault but getting turned away from mostly-empty restaurants just because I'm not Japanese gets old.
----

maybe they're still butthurt over getting nuked
Posted by: Don Black




*Du Pont says hello*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2025 12:00 PM (y9nCu)

237 Go big or go home!

Climate activists want to save the world by draining the Mediterranean Sea into the Egyptian desert

https://is.gd/91Xv2Z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:01 PM (L/fGl)

238 Stupid Bitch.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:00 PM (pDt9x)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE STUPID BITCH EXACTLY FITS THE METER OF THE SONG

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 11, 2025 12:01 PM (Vq1pX)

239 @greg_price11
·
1h
A leftist dressed as a Catholic Cardinal just interrupted Secretary Noem's opening statement yelling "the power of Christ compels you."

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:01 PM (ZxPkt)

240 The US is the light of the free world and if it ever gets extinguished the world will fall into darkness and that is not hyperbole.
------

The US at its core has always represented "hope". The idea that all men were created equal. That all men have the rights. That a man could be born poor, but still have an opinion. That a man could be lacking in some way but still achieve something of note, and keep whatever he achieved rather than casting it away to the state. That a man could make mistakes, and think bad thoughts, and yet somehow still find redemption. Yes redemption, because at its core the US has always embraced Judeo-Christian values.

Our Nation's struggles to remain "the light of the free world" are tied almost entirely to our struggle to remain a nation that embraces Judeo-Christian values. Because without those values, it becomes quite easy to lose one's hope. Without hope, and the possibility of redemption, one day soon looks just like the next, and a feeling of nothingness can overtake our being.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 12:02 PM (TN0g+)

241 239 @greg_price11
·
1h
A leftist dressed as a Catholic Cardinal just interrupted Secretary Noem's opening statement yelling "the power of Christ compels you."

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:01 PM (ZxPkt)

=======

Sending Catholic Hispanics back to majority Catholic Hispanic countries is a moral sin, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:02 PM (GBKbO)

242 what's she said about White Christmas?

"Baby it's cold outside" is a roofie rape song!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 11, 2025 12:03 PM (xyTle)

243 "ballsy" is a stance.

Maria Corina Machado had to sneak out of Venezuela in disguise to get to Oslo for her Nobel.
It was first in a wig and disguise to get to the coast, then onboard a small launch on the 9th, and then across the Gulf on the 10th to Miami where she got on a private jet for the leg across the Atlantic
During that time the US ran a couple of F-18's over the area to the dismay of the Venezuelans, and then the following day seized an oil tanker that was false flagged (we may have heard of this).

Was this done to support Corina Machado? Or was it just pushed up because it would be convenient? Or just happenstance?
Ballsy. This is Argo level ballsy.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:03 PM (rbvCR)

244 Big Ben Roethlisberger for the win!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 12:03 PM (xvV+O)

245 They are bombarded with propaganda from our elites telling them the US is a backward country without a distinct culture

If when they say "backward" they mean "not progressive enough", then, from their perspective I would agree and would answer: "we aren't 'backward' enough".

As for distinct culture, they are correct. The US has no distinct culture. Leftists brag that the US is a Salad Bowl of multi-culturalism that particularly hates the WASP culture that built this place from scratch.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 12:03 PM (/TiS1)

246 1h
A leftist dressed as a Catholic Cardinal just interrupted Secretary Noem's opening statement yelling "the power of Christ compels you."
Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:01 PM (ZxPkt)

You can take the kid out of the theater, but... he'll still be a ridiculous garbage baby anywhere else, regardless.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:03 PM (Vq1pX)

247 America was foundationally made of people who wanted to get the hell away from European oppression. Europe sucked back then, for, you know, people who did not want their faces ground by the boot of the state.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:04 PM (pDt9x)

248 So Spanish Inquisition cosplay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2025 12:04 PM (MeJZi)

249 Apparently, it was written by a former Confederate soldier and, she alleges, was intended to be sung in black face at minstrel shows.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:58 AM (L/fGl)

Oh, yeah, we always sang it in blackface. Stupid Bitch.
Posted by: tubal
-----------

It's not racism its cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:05 PM (0XZup)

250 This is Argo level ballsy.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:03 PM (rbvCR)

I love the subtext.

"Hey let's support this lady getting a Peace Prize by committing a bunch of acts of war against the shithole that's been oppressing her. That'll be funny, right?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:05 PM (Vq1pX)

251 Backfield in motion?

Michigan's head football coach was just fired for an alleged affair ... then he was arrested 😬

https://is.gd/PYK27P

-
Fella needs to read some Proverbs 5.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:06 PM (L/fGl)

252 A leftist dressed as a Catholic Cardinal just interrupted Secretary Noem's opening statement yelling "the power of Christ compels you."

His sum knowledge of Christianity comes from the movie 'Exorcist'.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 12:06 PM (/TiS1)

253 "Critical minerals used for building weapons and other essential electronics have been discovered in the sands of Utah's Silicon Ridge.

Ionic Mineral Technologies (IMT) uncovered 16 different types of high quality minerals within its 74,000 square foot mining site in Provo.

The find could give the US an edge over China which has long dominated the market.

'You can’t make a vehicle without these, you can’t make a fighter jet without some of these metals,' IMT's founder and CEO Andre Zeitoun told the Wall Street Journal.

Zeitoun added that the minerals discovered are used for semiconductors, electronics, and chips that power artificial intelligence.

IMT told the Wall Street Journal the minerals discovered include lithium, alumina, germanium, rubidium, cesium, vanadium and niobium."
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 11:56 AM (g47mK)

I smell 100% bullshit. Their "mine site" is less than 2 acres, for one. Two, dissolve enough dirt and sand in acid, and run it through a spectrometer, you will "detect" the presence of a host of elements. None of which are sufficiently concentrated to be considered "ore".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 12:08 PM (npFr7)

254 I feel like the phrase "blunt trauma" does not appear in the news coming out of our capitol nearly often enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 12:08 PM (Vq1pX)

255 In a nutshell, Western Europeans are dhimmi.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:08 PM (jc0TO)

256 I have a rough outline in my head for a bang up techno-thriller. Needs some star power, a hot babe and cool AI special effects.

Hollyweird will want the english muzzies to be german nazis and the US president to be Ilhan Omar but played by Samuel Jackson.

Posted by: The Sum Of All Fears at December 11, 2025 12:08 PM (FGMmt)

257 More and more I am convinced that an entire generation of assholes will have to die off before America can regain its former glory.

Like in The Ten Commandments
The Israelites had to wander the desert for 40 years, 'until the entire generation that had sinned, was consumed'

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:08 PM (ZxPkt)

258 253

I smell 100% bullshit. Their "mine site" is less than 2 acres, for one. Two, dissolve enough dirt and sand in acid, and run it through a spectrometer, you will "detect" the presence of a host of elements. None of which are sufficiently concentrated to be considered "ore".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 12:08 PM (npFr7)

So, AOP, we can put you down for how many Shares??

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:09 PM (pDt9x)

259 >>As for distinct culture, they are correct. The US has no distinct culture. Leftists brag that the US is a Salad Bowl of multi-culturalism that particularly hates the WASP culture that built this place from scratch.

I disagree with that. I've traveled pretty extensively both foreign and domestic and while the US has different customs and traditions in various regions and locations it is all at it's core distinctly American.

Yes, it has been purposefully degraded by our betters but it's still there. When you return to the US from a foreign destination you know you are home whether you arrive in Seattle or Atlanta. We are basically a good and just people largely as was noted above by our Judeo Christian roots. The left constantly works to erase it but it's still there. The responsibility of every generation of Americans is to insure it always remains otherwise we are just another place on a map.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 12:10 PM (viF8m)

260 Michigan's head football coach was just fired for an alleged affair ... then he was arrested 😬

https://is.gd/PYK27P

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Fella needs to read some Proverbs 5.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:06 PM (L/fGl)

BLACK MAN'S KRYPTONITE!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 12:11 PM (uWKK8)

261 257 More and more I am convinced that an entire generation of assholes will have to die off before America can regain its former glory.

Like in The Ten Commandments
The Israelites had to wander the desert for 40 years, 'until the entire generation that had sinned, was consumed'
Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:08 PM (ZxPkt)

That is actually a pretty good analogy. Did Trump speak to the rock, or whack it?

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 12:11 PM (pDt9x)

262 Is the culture of Paris the same as the culture of the Vendee?

Oh, wow...they're different, huh?

I guess France has no culture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

263 "this Michigan scandal is the biggest scandal in college football since the last Michigan scandal"

lol

no shit.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 12:12 PM (Y1sOo)

264 I spent a lot of time in Malmo in the '90s because my largest customer back then was in Landskrona. It was fantastic then, but apparently a shithole now. I pity people who never got to experience London or Paris back when they were English and French, as opposed to multi-cultural.

Posted by: jwest at December 11, 2025 12:12 PM (lnMN4)

265 French culture > petri dish?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2025 12:13 PM (MeJZi)

266 Like in The Ten Commandments
The Israelites had to wander the desert for 40 years, 'until the entire generation that had sinned, was consumed'
Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:08 PM (ZxPkt)


Go long on brazen serpents, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 12:13 PM (rbvCR)

267 1h
A leftist dressed as a Catholic Cardinal just interrupted Secretary Noem's opening statement yelling "the power of Christ compels you."
Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2025 12:01 PM (ZxPkt)

But as a leftist he believes Jesus is just Palestinian dude without power.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at December 11, 2025 12:13 PM (8CIFn)

268 .
NOOD

Ace is up!

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2025 12:13 PM (O7YUW)

269 The Crockett challenge.

CROCKETT: "I challenge somebody to go and find a clip of a Democrat invoking violence!"

The GOP response.

https://is.gd/ePoqMd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:14 PM (L/fGl)

270 Federal judge just ordered Abrego Garcia's immediate release from ICE custody. Just once, just once I would love to hear Trump tell this judge to pound sand.

https://tinyurl.com/38yjrnpk
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 11, 2025 11:59 AM


Almost every detail in this article is a lie.


*looks*

Oh, The Hill, of course.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:14 PM (jc0TO)

271 Michigan's head football coach was just fired for an alleged affair ... then he was arrested

Where de white wimmens at?

Posted by: Sheriff Sherrone Moore, Sex Pest at December 11, 2025 12:14 PM (FGMmt)

272 Hrm. I may not have closed that tag properly. Let's just do that now.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2025 12:14 PM (O7YUW)

273 "getting turned away from mostly-empty restaurants just because I'm not Japanese gets old."

They did you a favor.

With that attitude and if they let you in, imagine what they might have put in your food then stand around the kitchen laughing and high-fiving each other while you ate it.

I know a lady who married a Japanese guy, and she won't go there for the blatant bigotry she experienced when visiting his family. (His father was a fighter pilot in WWII, interestingly.)

Posted by: ju at December 11, 2025 12:15 PM (EgpoY)

274 *Checks cheap Hungarian/English phrase book*

Snakes in brassieres?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2025 12:15 PM (MeJZi)

275 Almost every detail in this article is a lie.


*looks*

Oh, The Hill, of course.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 11, 2025 12:14 PM (jc0TO)

Covered by other sources as well. Original, more than likely, AP or CNN News Source. But, it's not just The Hill.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 11, 2025 12:17 PM (5xuJ/)

276 251 Backfield in motion?

Michigan's head football coach was just fired for an alleged affair ... then he was arrested 😬

https://is.gd/PYK27P

-
Fella needs to read some Proverbs 5.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:06 PM (L/fGl)
------------

She confessed the relationship to the school administration. (what's up with that?)
His mistress turned him in to the school board.
Then he treatens her and his wife and himself.

The big question is; Which one is the crazyest?


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (0XZup)

277 >>>Apparently, being able to get around on nice trains trumps [x, y, z].

"Trump!"

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (RuTUS)

278 with a knife

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:19 PM (0XZup)

279 >>>I know a lady who married a Japanese guy, and she won't go there for the blatant bigotry she experienced when visiting his family. (His father was a fighter pilot in WWII, interestingly.)
Posted by: ju
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There's a scenario for book writers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:21 PM (0XZup)

280 268 .
NOOD

Ace is up!

NOOD!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2025 12:13 PM (O7YUW)

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 12:25 PM (RuTUS)

281 If it weren't for the quality and availability of healthcare I could live in Italy. I just wish some times that life would slow down a bit and be less complicated.

Posted by: javems at December 11, 2025 12:46 PM (8I4hW)

282 Why is the Maryland Dad still here? This is ridiculous.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at December 11, 2025 12:48 PM (7PLwo)

283 My Liberal Friend: A Judge's Ruling is Sacred Law!

Me: So, the next day, when Another Judge overrules, it's not Sacred Law anymore?

My Liberal Friend: Trump is Wrecking The Sacred White House!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 11, 2025 12:53 PM (6qf1m)

284 I was going to say Eastern Europe is better off than Western but that's not really true. The EU has taken care of that neatly.

It's the nightmare version of the UN, having control of EVERYTHING including currency.

The UK is doing poorly; Brexit paused their decline for a bit, before they decided to waste all of the exit benefits immediately.

Posted by: Jon at December 11, 2025 01:39 PM (WMbOh)

285 On the subject of beautiful architecture in Europe....

You don't get credit in 2025 for something built in 1650 that you haven't burned down yet when discussing culture, just like we can't point to the Grand Canyon or Yosemite. What is the *new* part of, say the Louvre? An ugly glass pyramid entrance that is an invasion...on the order of the pyramid the US put up in Memphis.

London's pickle shaped skyscraper is dumber than most US ones. The more normal ones at Canary Wharf are nice enough, but just standard skyscrapers from anywhere. No advantage there.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 01:53 PM (8avO+)

286 The big question is; Which one is the crazyest?


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:18 PM (0XZup)

Don't know if I call it crazy or dumb, but going for strange as the HC of a college program with just a couple years of indifferent success is pretty damn stupid. Hire a security guard if the gals are jumping for you and you can't resist. There's too much money at stake.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 01:56 PM (8avO+)

287 Go big or go home!

Climate activists want to save the world by draining the Mediterranean Sea into the Egyptian desert

https://is.gd/91Xv2Z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 12:01 PM (L/fGl)

Draining a sea into a salt flat is gonna give you a very salty sea that is of little use to anyone. I assume this is the Qattara Depression?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 02:01 PM (8avO+)

288 Some in our family lived in France for 5 years. The combo washer/dryer took so long to dry-they didn't have space to put out a clothes line. They remarked on how tough the city there was for older people.
They saw that first hand yet when they returned Europe so much better than US and trips in state are so low brow. Gotta keep up with the status global citizens.
One country I'd love to visit is Poland. Other than that we love exploring this country.

Posted by: hyacinth at December 11, 2025 02:02 PM (ryp7h)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

John Morrell1.jpg

Lady Ottoline Morrell
Augustus John

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:30 AM (hS7lz)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 09:30 AM (/BPde)

3 wtfo

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

4 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:30 AM (R11M+)

5 She sounds hideous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (/BPde)

6 I'm OK with it except the mouth. Looks like she has braces.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (6qf1m)

7 triple bagger

1 for the dog too

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

8 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (hS7lz)

9 Yuck. She must be a Dem congresswoman.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

10 Nude Painting of Bea Arthur > This Painting

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (/BPde)

11 That's a dude.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (ESVrU)

12 she paid for that?

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (R11M+)

13 Lady Ottoline Morrell

Of the Habsburg Morrells?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (Riz8t)

14 Hope he made bank for painting this.......It would be the only reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (/BPde)

15 Temperature just dropped 30 degrees

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (hS7lz)

16 Is she biting on a bullet? Not an attractive look. Would not hang.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (2NHgQ)

17 I hope she was one of those (exceedingly rare) ladies with a sweet soul inside that exterior.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

18 The first Karen.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

19 "she wanna pearl necklace."

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (R11M+)

20 LOL. She looks like she just smelled something bad.

Posted by: Tuna at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

21 Well painted. I like the dress and the jewelry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (ix8EF)

22 She must have been really, really wealthy to find a husband, or she was the daughter of a Lord.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (W7XSX)

23 NPG

Lady Ottoline Morrell

by Augustus John
oil on canvas, 1919
27 1/8 in. x 20 1/8 in. (690 mm x 511 mm)
Accepted in lieu of tax by H.M. Government and allocated to the Gallery, 1990

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

24 Swallow already...

Posted by: Duke Morrell at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (FGMmt)

25 The first Karen.

No, that would be Karenus Maximus. She was Roman.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (Riz8t)

26 "she paid for that?"

That's what I was thinking. It's one thing to be unattractive, it's another to be evil, and it's yet another thing to commission a portrait that reveals you to be both.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (FEVMW)

27 Nice hat.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (ZdaMQ)

28 A little hatchetfaced, but a ginger and I'm sure she put out.

Posted by: Lowered Expectations at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (oftw2)

29 Does she have lower braces?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

30 velour

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (R11M+)

31 LOL. She looks like she just smelled something bad.
Posted by: Tuna



Sorry. I had Mexican last night.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (hS7lz)

32 It does look like she has something in her mouth, and it looks silvery. Or maybe grayish, and it's her tongue. Which does not augur well for her health.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

33 she smelt it
she dealt it

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

34 Looks like Nancy Pelosi's mother after a bender. Would not hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (abIsI)

35 That's one ugly face.

Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

36 Maybe she married a Gaylord?

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (W7XSX)

37 I really want to know the story behind this portrait.

Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2025 09:34 AM (VARTN)

38 She's repulsed by you.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 09:34 AM (NwnyJ)

39 Does she know there's a gorilla lurking behind her?

Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 09:34 AM (Y1sOo)

40 Lady Ottoline Morrell

*********

Title checks out. Hat loooks like a mushrooom.

Posted by: muldoon at December 11, 2025 09:34 AM (/iMjX)

41 Rosa DeLauro, the early years.
Wouldn't hang , this is one of those paintings in horror movies where the eyes follow you.
Thx anyway CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:34 AM (D+mpw)

42 That's one ugly face.

And the really amazing thing is that this is her O face.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2025 09:34 AM (Riz8t)

43 her crotch is a morel garden.

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:34 AM (R11M+)

44 Thank goodness this one has her clothes on...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 09:34 AM (VE6XX)

45 21 Well painted. I like the dress and the jewelry.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

lol! God bless you, AOS's little ray of sunshine!

Posted by: Auspex at December 11, 2025 09:35 AM (Y8DZL)

46 It looks like 19th century Sandra Bernhard.

Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2025 09:35 AM (VARTN)

47 Ottoline? Her dad had a hell of an ego.

Posted by: huerfano at December 11, 2025 09:35 AM (98kQX)

48 This woman looks thirsty and I have the electrolytes to rehydrate her.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 09:35 AM (1zOXE)

49 Ugly.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 11, 2025 09:35 AM (Kt19C)

50 She should have finished the cookie before she posed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 09:35 AM (0RiMX)

51 Accepted in lieu of tax by H.M. Government and allocated to the Gallery, 1990
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

.... what now? How the hell did that play out?

"Oi, you owe us 70,000 quid, m8, pay up."

"Oh yeah? Well whaddya think of THIS!"

"NYAAA! Good heavens! Put that away, man! Fine, you don't owe us anything, just make it stop!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 09:35 AM (Vq1pX)

52 Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (ZdaMQ)

Hi, Piper! You haven't been around much this week. Hope you're doing well.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

53 That hat and hair looks like something upper-class women would have worn to the horse races at Epsom or Ascot. See the scene in My Fair Lady where Eliza first displays her new manners and accent, and everybody, including the Hon. Freddy (Jeremy Brett), falls for it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

54 Where is her broomstick?

Posted by: Case at December 11, 2025 09:36 AM (G1OIb)

55 Hemorrhoid's flaring up lady?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 11, 2025 09:36 AM (abIsI)

56 50 it's a gobstopper.

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:36 AM (R11M+)

57 Charing Cross Road 2, St. Martin's Place, London, GB WC2H 0HE
Phone
+44 20 7306 0055

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:36 AM (gbOdA)

58 Trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

No bueno.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2025 09:37 AM (aZm/F)

59 She's repulsed by you.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025


***
It's mutual

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

60 Two Bagger

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2025 09:37 AM (NTVPI)

61 Lady Ottoline Morrell (1873-193 was an important patron and society hostess. After travelling widely as a young woman, in 1902 Ottoline married Philip Morrell, a solicitor and later Liberal Member of Parliament. She established herself as a literary and political hostess at their home in Bloomsbury and from 1915 at Garsington Manor, their home near Oxford. Her social gatherings provided a forum for intellectual interaction and opportunities for writers and artists to meet patrons. Visitors to Garsington included Lytton Strachey, Henry Lamb, Aldous Huxley, Bertrand Russell, and Augustus John. She met John around 1907 and after having a brief love affair, they became good friends and she helped him gain commissions and connections. From Christine Isabell Oaklander

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:37 AM (ZdaMQ)

62 there is a little face peering out of her moufuss.

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (R11M+)

63 Interesting quote from artist's granddaughter

"John's granddaughter Rebecca John, the leading authority on her grandfather, said in 2024, while praising his earlier work, that "most [paintings since the 1930s] should have been burned. My grandfather went down the drain from the 1930s onwards, drank too much, lost his judgment, and took every opportunity to earn money from portraits of society ladies and the wives of notable men".

Posted by: Tuna at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)

64 A courtroom sketch of the dead man's widow and primary suspect maybe?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (0RiMX)

65 You have to admit that the art certainly elicits an emotional response in the viewer. Nobody is going to be indifferent to it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

66 Ugly tree fell on her.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (gbOdA)

67 Bertie Wooster's Aunt Agatha, The Early Years.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (kgE5c)

68 37 I really want to know the story behind this portrait.
Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2025 09:34 AM (VARTN)

A strong stomach...

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (NTVPI)

69 That jaw is certainly masculine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

70 Not a dead ringer, possible relative. YouTube McEnroe vs spectator

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (/6GbT)

71 Not very flattering. I doubt the artist got a tip...or even paid.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2025 09:39 AM (WPL6O)

72 Hi Bulg! It’s the holidays so busy at work with our 12 days of Christmas sale.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:39 AM (ZdaMQ)

73 Nice hat.
Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (ZdaMQ)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2025 09:39 AM (wVcYX)

74 She was quite the thing in society circles! Multiple love affair, open marriage, and an inspiration for Lawrence's Lady Chatterley.

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (g47mK)

75 Hi Bulg! It’s the holidays so busy at work with our 12 days of Christmas sale.
Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:39 AM


Are you piping right now?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (kgE5c)

76 D O N T F O R G E T T O P A I N T Y O U R O T T O L I N E

Posted by: Ralphie's Decoder Ring at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (0RiMX)

77 So, what's the morell of this painting?

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

78 17 I hope she was one of those (exceedingly rare) ladies with a sweet soul inside that exterior.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

How is it exceedingly rare for women to have a sweet soul?

So. She’s ugly. So am I.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (mT+6a)

79 Now that I look closely, I see her hair is a dark red, barely visible against the black hat. This changes my reaction a tiny tiny bit. I can imagine that, if the hair color is real, that in her youth she might actually have been -- well, not attractive exactly, but hauntingly memorable.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

80 Cruella with a bad hat.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (cYBz/)

81 She was John's fag hag?

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (W7XSX)

82 77 fungus among us

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:41 AM (R11M+)

83 Ottoline got around.

Posted by: huerfano at December 11, 2025 09:41 AM (98kQX)

84
Before all y'all decide to get sporty in your comments here, do make sure to note that it is but a short trip from "Ottoline" to Ottoman".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 09:41 AM (xG4kz)

85
Disconjugate Gaze - a limerick

Lady Ottoline Morrell. I presume
Ooh la la! Hubba Hubba! Va Va Voom!
Her portrait is creepy
The one eye is weepy
While the other follows me 'round the room

Posted by: muldoon at December 11, 2025 09:41 AM (/iMjX)

86 The Society Hostess with the mostest, if you know what I mean, wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more....

Posted by: Monty Python Party Sketch at December 11, 2025 09:41 AM (oftw2)

87 The ugly chicks only hope that they were "hauntingly memorable."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2025 09:42 AM (0RiMX)

88 I hope she was one of those (exceedingly rare) ladies with a sweet soul inside that exterior.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

How is it exceedingly rare for women to have a sweet soul?

So. She’s ugly. So am I.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025


***
Nurse, I only meant that, if she had been on the receiving end of jokes and rebuffs when young, she might well have turned bitter and revengeful.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

89 Looks like Dee Snider.

Posted by: Twisted Sister at December 11, 2025 09:42 AM (Pjp4y)

90 Yesterday: Long fingers
Today: Long face

Neigh!

Posted by: Tom Robbins at December 11, 2025 09:43 AM (NuV6c)

91 I bet she knew what she was doing.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 09:43 AM (fexSQ)

92 She almost looks like the Mayor's wife from 'The Music Man'.

Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2025 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)

93 Maybe she married a Gaylord?
Posted by: no one


He was just feminine.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:43 AM (hS7lz)

94 In a Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes story, the ugliest man he ever met was very generous to the poor and the most beautiful woman he ever met killed her children for the life insurance.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

She may have charming and laughed out loud at the portrait.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 09:43 AM (W7XSX)

95 Bunch of layabout parasites.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 09:43 AM (Vq1pX)

96 Chewing gum. And she is just about to spit it out, into a kleenex of course.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 09:44 AM (W7XSX)

97 Yesterday: Long fingers
Today: Long face


Tomorrow...

Posted by: John Holmes at December 11, 2025 09:44 AM (hS7lz)

98 She’s ugly. So am I.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (mT+6a)

How DARE you.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 09:44 AM (fexSQ)

99 hunnert

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:44 AM (R11M+)

100 Women have souls?

Posted by: President, He-Man Woman-Haters Club at December 11, 2025 09:44 AM (/Xes5)

101 Chewing gum. And she is just about to spit it out, into a kleenex of course.
Posted by: no one


I'll bet she has spitting down to an art form.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:44 AM (hS7lz)

102
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella
She's like a spider waiting for the kill
Look out for Cruella De Vil

At first you think Cruella is a devil
But after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize
You've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock

This vampire bat, this inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up and never released
The world was such a wholesome place until
Cruella, Cruella De Vil

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 09:44 AM (enCV9)

103 Yeccch!

Posted by: Margaret Hamilton at December 11, 2025 09:45 AM (0RiMX)

104 hondo

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:45 AM (R11M+)

105 She’s ugly. So am I.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM


Objection!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2025 09:45 AM (kgE5c)

106 I gift you... The Memes of Thursday!

https://tinyurl.com/6a5yc6sc+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 09:45 AM (ExV1e)

107 >>My grandfather went down the drain from the 1930s onwards, drank too much, lost his judgment, and took every opportunity to earn money from portraits of society ladies and the wives of notable men".


Ingrate. At least he produced something other than biting commentary about dead relatives who could not defend themselves!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2025 09:45 AM (NuV6c)

108 “I need to speak with your manager immediately!”

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at December 11, 2025 09:45 AM (p0/TZ)

109 She’s ugly. So am I.

Posted by: nurse ratched



Throws bullshit flag. 30 yard penalty and loss of all downs.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:45 AM (hS7lz)

110 Come on... every guy commenting has seen this exact expression from a woman at least once.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 09:46 AM (NwnyJ)

111 In a Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes story, the ugliest man he ever met was very generous to the poor and the most beautiful woman he ever met killed her children for the life insurance.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

She may have charming and laughed out loud at the portrait.
Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025


***
True. In life she might have been one of those people who, in repose, are exceedingly unattractive . . . and yet, when they speak and laugh and move among people, have an irresistible personality that makes others forget about the exterior.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:46 AM (wzUl9)

112 She almost looks like the Mayor's wife from 'The Music Man'.
Posted by: dantesed

Hermione Gingold was way better looking than this chick.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

113 Time heals all things, but is a horrible beautician.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 09:46 AM (W7XSX)

114 70 Not a dead ringer, possible relative. YouTube McEnroe vs spectator
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2025 09:38 AM (/6GbT)

Amusingly obscure and accurate reference.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 11, 2025 09:46 AM (VnsnO)

115 A blue-eyed redhead dame.

They have ... needs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2025 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

116 111 pretty is as pretty does.

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:47 AM (R11M+)

117 The Lady has a Sneer.

Would not hang.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 11, 2025 09:47 AM (lL6v/)

118 Come on... every guy commenting has seen this exact expression from a woman at least once.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Usually when I drop trou...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:47 AM (hS7lz)

119 A blue-eyed redhead dame.

They have ... needs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2025


***
Don't I know it.

This woman's eyes have a *tinge* of blue, but seem darker than that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

120 The fee to join the He-Man Woman Hater's Club on the Little Rascals was 44 cents. Things were going quite well, but then Darla Hood came along and ruined it.

Posted by: Darla Was No Hatchetface at December 11, 2025 09:48 AM (oftw2)

121 There has always been Karen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 09:48 AM (A0sqA)

122 Her Salon welcomed every Free Thinker and Fabian Socialist.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 09:48 AM (W7XSX)

123 Is this Gomez Addams' grandmother? The Wiki page has a sketch he used used for an engraving. It is excellent. This painting is a caricature unless it's accurate, in which case I feel sorry for the woman.

Posted by: JTB at December 11, 2025 09:49 AM (yTvNw)

124
Her social gatherings provided a forum for intellectual interaction and opportunities for writers and artists to meet patrons.


Oh. THOSE kind of people. You know, the ones that speak in Sorkinesque turns of phrases and only obliquely reference what they are really trying to say because they are so dreadfully clever, don't you know?

Swells. The ones who would have us tug our forelocks in respect to them if they could enact such rules.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 09:49 AM (xG4kz)

125 > Come on... every guy commenting has seen this exact expression from a woman at least once.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Usually when I drop trou...
Posted by: rickb223
----------
Right after that goat choking fart.

You all know the kind... you have to lift a cheek so the backpressure doesn't pop and eardrum.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 09:49 AM (NwnyJ)

126 would not hang

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2025 09:51 AM (5rh/l)

127 I'll bet she has spitting down to an art form.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:44 AM (hS7lz)

--------------

[Trivia you can't use, but maybe there's a limerick in there somwhere:]

"Later Jewish traditions -- such as those found in the Talmud -- began to associate saliva with healing properties, particularly for eye diseases, though this is not attested to in the Old Testament itself.

The use of spittle in healing was more common in later Jewish writings and in Greco-Roman culture, where it was believed to have medicinal value."


"Spittle" would be a good name for a rapper ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 09:51 AM (enCV9)

128 Where's the key to wind up the teeth?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 09:51 AM (LmIVp)

129 Poison Ivy Rorschach, guitarist for The Cramps, had a great psychobilly sneer, but was/is a beautiful redhead.

Posted by: Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots at December 11, 2025 09:51 AM (oftw2)

130 Lady Ottoline judges you.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: GO ARMY BEAT NAVY at December 11, 2025 09:52 AM (ZxPkt)

131 Scold in painting looks positively Hapsburgian

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 09:52 AM (Dv3i1)

132 "Later Jewish traditions -- such as those found in the Talmud -- began to associate saliva with healing properties, particularly for eye diseases, though this is not attested to in the Old Testament itself.

The use of spittle in healing was more common in later Jewish writings and in Greco-Roman culture, where it was believed to have medicinal value."

Jesus used his spittle to heal a blind man.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

133 Needless to say, no hang
don't want this bitter old crone looking at me all the time

Posted by: Don Black. Message: GO ARMY BEAT NAVY at December 11, 2025 09:52 AM (ZxPkt)

134 Alternate title: "Dangers of Snus"

Posted by: Oglebay at December 11, 2025 09:53 AM (GPa4z)

135 "Spittle" would be a good name for a rapper ...
___

Spittin' out lyrics, homie I'll wet ya!

Posted by: Boston Irish Rapper at December 11, 2025 09:53 AM (Dv3i1)

136 You all know the kind... you have to lift a cheek so the backpressure doesn't pop and eardrum.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 09:49 AM (NwnyJ)

-----------

With an assist from your right hand ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 09:54 AM (enCV9)

137 Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (g47mK)

75 Hi Bulg! It’s the holidays so busy at work with our 12 days of Christmas sale.
Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:39 AM

Are you piping right now?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2025 09:40 AM (kgE5c)

One of my instructors took all my morning classes for me so I don’t have to go in until 4p. I do have to remember to do payroll, though.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:54 AM (ZdaMQ)

138 Thank goodness she's not topless. I'd imagine her boobies are pale and sad.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 09:54 AM (1zOXE)

139
Scold in painting looks positively Hapsburgian
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Ain't that the truth?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 09:54 AM (xG4kz)

140
23 NPG

Lady Ottoline Morrell

by Augustus John
oil on canvas, 1919
27 1/8 in. x 20 1/8 in. (690 mm x 511 mm)
Accepted in lieu of tax by H.M. Government and allocated to the Gallery, 1990
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

1919. Perhaps affected by the war. The loss of many of the best men of her social class. Her disfiguring exposure to mustard gas during a visit to the front lines.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 09:55 AM (azNOR)

141
I have seen the spectre
She has been here, too

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 09:56 AM (xG4kz)

142 "Later Jewish traditions -- such as those found in the Talmud -- began to associate saliva with healing properties, particularly for eye diseases, though this is not attested to in the Old Testament itself.

The use of spittle in healing was more common in later Jewish writings and in Greco-Roman culture, where it was believed to have medicinal value."

Jesus used his spittle to heal a blind man.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

Mom spit is the universal dirty face cleaner.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2025 09:56 AM (wVcYX)

143 As it is winter, time for Lt Kije:

https://www.classicsforkids.com/podcast/ sergei-prokofiev-4-the-story-of-lt-kij/

[My autistic grandkid loves the famous sleigh ride.]

Fake person and he is always paid: just like our own.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 11, 2025 09:56 AM (lL6v/)

144 "I'd hit that blue dress."

/Bubba Clinton

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 09:57 AM (enCV9)

145 "Her disfiguring exposure to mustard gas during a visit to the front lines."

She earned the VC for saving a dozen men by stopping the shell with her face.

Posted by: PabloD at December 11, 2025 09:57 AM (GALGA)

146 You know WHO ELSE was exposed to mustard gas...

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

147 Mom spit is the universal dirty face cleaner.

Museum secret: "enzymatic cleaning ".

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 11, 2025 09:58 AM (Kt19C)

148 Mom spit is the universal dirty face cleaner.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Omg. How many times did I lick my thumb to wipe dried goop off my boy’s cheeks!!!

Sweet memories! Thank you for that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 09:59 AM (mT+6a)

149 The OG Hawk Tua Girl

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 09:59 AM (Vq1pX)

150
Colonel Mustard.
In the Parlor.
With the Candlestick.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 09:59 AM (xG4kz)

151 I do have to remember to do payroll, though.
Posted by: Piper

I was the number 1 commenter last week. I think I noted it on my timesheet.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

152 RBF, or RVF (Resting Villain Face)?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 11, 2025 10:00 AM (JCZqz)

153 Thank goodness she's not topless. I'd imagine her boobies are pale and sad.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 09:54 AM (1zOXE)

---------------

Sagacious even?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:00 AM (enCV9)

154 Mom spit is the universal dirty face cleaner.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Our foremothers learned it from cats.

Posted by: Mr. Felix at December 11, 2025 10:01 AM (oftw2)

155
Think of the missed opportunity to stage the greatest ever Resting Bitch Face Off between her and Big Mike!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 10:01 AM (xG4kz)

156 She’s ugly. So am I.

Posted by: nurse ratched



The second part of what she just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

157 All 'Ettes are knockouts. It's in the Bylaws.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

158 Thank goodness she's not topless. I'd imagine her boobies are pale and sad.

Saggy Boobs Rule!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 11, 2025 10:03 AM (FGMmt)

159 157 All 'Ettes are knockouts. It's in the Bylaws.
Posted by: Bulg

I'm sold!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 11, 2025 10:04 AM (oftw2)

160 The OG Hawk Tua Girl
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 09:59 AM (Vq1pX)



The hawk tua girl was actually kinda hot. The image in the painting, not so much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

161 Pictured: Self-perceived Portrait of Nobel Laureate Machado who despite all the resolute storm an fury, still couldn't flip and unspillable DQ shake. and the ppv attempts at doing so will be as big a fail as her attempt to distract from the presents under the JeffMass tree -- was a bad trade from the start.

forWAR'd !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 11, 2025 10:05 AM (ol/+M)

162 I bet no one was washing their dick in her sink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 10:05 AM (Vq1pX)

163 Lady Ottoline Morrell

What a hottie. Surprised Joe Mannix hasn't featured her!

Posted by: The Hapsburgs at December 11, 2025 10:05 AM (0ZmKh)

164 You know WHO ELSE was exposed to mustard gas...

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

-------------

Hitler's initial title for Mein Kampf:

"Parable of The Mustard Gas."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:05 AM (enCV9)

165 You can’t ever hate the media enough.

MSM blaring that weekly unemployment claims soared last week.

Uhm yeah it was the week after Thanksgiving. It’s how it works every fucking year. Because few companies don’t do layoffs that week. Or if they do, employees will wait until the next week to file.so there’s always a big drop TG week followed by a surge the week after.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2025 10:05 AM (9iyS+)

166 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Sees painting. Morrell. If the dog food empire Morrells?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 10:07 AM (2WIwB)

167 oof

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 11, 2025 10:07 AM (36PRH)

168 Right after that goat choking fart.

You all know the kind... you have to lift a cheek so the backpressure doesn't pop and eardrum.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 10:07 AM (hS7lz)

169 I hope she was one of those (exceedingly rare) ladies with a sweet soul inside that exterior.
>>>>>>Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

Your shallowness is rivalled only by your misogyny.

Posted by: Same Old at December 11, 2025 10:08 AM (YCGTW)

170 Thank goodness she's not topless. I'd imagine her boobies are pale and sad.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 09:54 AM (1zOXE)

=====

Aren't all boobies pale, unless you're a darker-skinned lass or a nude sunbather?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 11, 2025 10:08 AM (r+pQK)

171 And your little dog, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 10:08 AM (Wg6v7)

172 120 wonderful honeymoon?

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 10:08 AM (R11M+)

173 MSM blaring that weekly unemployment claims soared last week.

Totally. Y'all should start pressuring the Fed to lower interest rates, right?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 11, 2025 10:09 AM (JCZqz)

174 You know WHO ELSE was exposed to mustard gas...

Posted by: Bulg


Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship fans?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 10:09 AM (hS7lz)

175 Lady Ottoline Morrell! Yowser! She looks like she is an inbred Hapsburg.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 11, 2025 10:09 AM (uv8gn)

176 Your shallowness is rivalled only by your misogyny.
Posted by: Same Old



It's not much, but it's honest work.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 10:10 AM (hS7lz)

177 174 You know WHO ELSE was exposed to mustard gas...

Posted by: Bulg
----------------
One of my grandmother's brothers was gassed. He spent the rest of his life in the Old Soldiers Home in NY City. Total lush.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 10:11 AM (Wg6v7)

178 She’s ugly. So am I.

Posted by: nurse ratched


The second part of what she just said is bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

***
What Sponge said!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 10:11 AM (2WIwB)

179 Big fan of pale boobies here. Tanned hussies can go squeeze a breeze.

Posted by: Sam Melonhead, Attorney-at-Law at December 11, 2025 10:11 AM (oftw2)

180 She’s ugly. So am I.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The second part of what she just said is bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

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Seconded!

[It was interesting growing up with extremely low self-esteem for reasons we won't get into -- but I always viewed myself, especially compared to others, as ugly and unattractive even though I was quite athletic and fit.

Anyway, looking back now on old photos (and some 8mm films) it's stunning how good-looking I was (and being on the wrong side of 60 now, how attractive youth is)! Weird having such a warped view of oneself ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:11 AM (enCV9)

181 an inbred Hapsburg.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

I'm reporting you to the Department of Redundancy Department.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

182 Alternate title:


"Who Farted?"




Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 10:12 AM (iJfKG)

183 94 In a Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes story, the ugliest man he ever met was very generous to the poor and the most beautiful woman he ever met killed her children for the life insurance.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

She may have charming and laughed out loud at the portrait.
Posted by: no one
=======
True beauty comes from within, not the outside wrappings of flesh. But to maintain that inner beauty, it takes more hard work on self improvement than does a mere outer beauty contracted out to plastic surgeons and beauty products.

It also requires inner happiness and a contentment in who you really are and not seeking external validation.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:13 AM (WDjG6)

184 I hope she was one of those (exceedingly rare) ladies with a sweet soul inside that exterior.
>>>>>>Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025
*
Your shallowness is rivalled only by your misogyny.
Posted by: Same Old at December 11, 2025


***
I'd thank you, SO, but what I meant was it seems rare for someone less than attractive -- male or female -- to have a sweet soul and outlook on life. The all-too-frequent human response to rebuffs from others when young is to grow up sour, bitter, and revengeful. That's all. Some people manage to transcend that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 10:13 AM (wzUl9)

185 "You said you knew where the man in the boat is."

Posted by: Lady Ottoline Morrell at December 11, 2025 10:13 AM (0sNs1)

186 One of my grandmother's brothers was gassed. He spent the rest of his life in the Old Soldiers Home in NY City. Total lush.
Posted by: Pudinhead

It's been speculated that the reason the Krauts never used chemical weapons in WWII was because Hitler, having been gassed himself, was scared to death of those weapons. They were too much even for him.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

187 Doesn't even qualify as a "handsome" woman. Yikes.
Would not hang. Unless, maybe, I had a bedroom where the in-laws stayed. Maybe.

Posted by: GWB at December 11, 2025 10:14 AM (RFyO4)

188 Otto huh? Who names their kid Otto?

Posted by: fd at December 11, 2025 10:14 AM (vFG9F)

189 *
Your shallowness is rivalled only by your misogyny.
Posted by: Same Old at December 11, 2025

Of all our favorite misogynists, Wolf isn’t one. He just worded this poorly, it happens. He is a good guy, we aren’t all master wordsmiths all the time.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 10:15 AM (OoFl2)

190 The hawk tua girl was actually kinda hot. The image in the painting, not so much.
Posted by: Sponge
=======
And is facing criminal charges and civil lawsuits regarding the collapse of her crypto bullshit.

So ugly inside apparently.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:15 AM (WDjG6)

191 She has an underbite, and is trying to smile.

Unless the artist despised her, he wouldn't have drawn her mouth like that, so it must be a physical deformity, for her to have paid him for this portrait.

Posted by: ju at December 11, 2025 10:15 AM (EgpoY)

192 >Your shallowness is rivalled only by your misogyny.

One look at Hillary's WH x/rated, prophalactic ornamented XMAS tree will forever tarnish your world-view, imaging what the LIBs have planned for the JeffMass tree.

Counterpoint? leak the phone-logs of Bill Clinton's 72hrs of phone sex to Lewinsky, and place him at the location of where ole Jeff spread his version of xmas cheer -- Bill didn't go to the island, the island came to him -- it's why Bill Clinton's lifesized portrait wearing a blue dress was so prominently a prized possession on the fantasy island...

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 11, 2025 10:15 AM (nG5XJ)

193 Radio played a clip of a 20something chick have a major tear laden meltdown because some guy walked past her in the grocery aisle and ripped one off. She will.now need years of therapy according to her

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 10:16 AM (sDNVV)

194 Some people manage to transcend that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
======
It appears your critic failed that test.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:16 AM (WDjG6)

195 >>>Aren't all boobies pale, unless you're a darker-skinned lass or a nude sunbather?

Posted by: Jordan61

Whether they're tanned naturally or by toxic chemicals, it shows you have the moxie to be a social influencer in this age.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 10:16 AM (1zOXE)

196 The all-too-frequent human response to rebuffs from others when young is to grow up sour, bitter, and revengeful.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

One of my favorite movie lines is from Lon Chaney's The Phantom of the Opera, right after Christine unmasks him:

"Feast your eyes, glut your soul, on my accursed ugliness!"

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

197 She’s ugly. So am I.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Oh my goodness. This is ridiculous. You are gorgeous, we all know it. I hope you were being flip, because you should know it, too.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 10:17 AM (OoFl2)

198 183
True beauty comes from within, not the outside wrappings of flesh. But to maintain that inner beauty, it takes more hard work on self improvement than does a mere outer beauty contracted out to plastic surgeons and beauty products.

It also requires inner happiness and a contentment in who you really are and not seeking external validation.
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:13 AM (WDjG6)
________
That sounds like someone trying to get laid.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 11, 2025 10:17 AM (s0JqF)

199 Alternate title:

"Lady Ottoline Morrell Gives the Side-Eye To Jumped Up Mountebank, Neville Chamberlain"

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 10:17 AM (iJfKG)

200 >Otto huh? Who names their kid Otto?
---

Otto's parents

Posted by: Don Black. Message: GO ARMY BEAT NAVY at December 11, 2025 10:18 AM (ZxPkt)

201 I believe it was Col. Kurt Schlichter who first asked the hypothetical question (paraphrasing):

Would Trump have the moral and legal authority to blow boats out of the water in the Caribbean if narco-terrorists were transporting mustard gas here for the purpose of killing tens if not hundreds of thousands of Americans (which of course they're doing with fentanyl and opioids in general)?

And would The Anti-American Death Cult Pro-Foreign and Domestic-Terrorist Left still oppose him doing so? [/rhetorical as we all know the answer.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:18 AM (enCV9)

202 Right after that goat choking fart.

You all know the kind... you have to lift a cheek so the backpressure doesn't pop and eardrum.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 09:49 AM


Science has recently proven that women's smell worse than men's.

There is, however a positive result from that. The main compound that provides the mephitic component, hydrogen disulphide, within the body provides cerebral benefits, making women smarter than men.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 10:18 AM (0sNs1)

203 Otto huh? Who names their kid Otto?

Mr. and Mrs. Penn.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

204 Utah’s “Republican” Governor Cox says that he would vote for Pennsylvania’s Democrat Governor Shapiro for President.

Nice.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 11, 2025 10:19 AM (abIsI)

205 Ye gads, I hope poor Lady Ottoline didn't pay good money for that. I'd have shot the artist on the spot.

Posted by: Persnickety at December 11, 2025 10:19 AM (jJdyX)

206 >But to maintain that inner beauty, it takes more hard work on self improvement than does a mere outer beauty contracted out to plastic surgeons and beauty products.
----

Ja ja ja
CAN SHE MAKE SANDWICH?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: GO ARMY BEAT NAVY at December 11, 2025 10:19 AM (ZxPkt)

207 198 183 True beauty comes from within, not the outside wrappings of flesh

Hard to imagine the thanksgiving turkey not believing that up until the last moments.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 11, 2025 10:19 AM (4O5fZ)

208 I delighted millions as a comedian and as an artist. Lived to 95, no regrets. And I was no Gene Tierney.

Posted by: Zombie Phyllis Diller at December 11, 2025 10:19 AM (oftw2)

209 There is, however a positive result from that. The main compound that provides the mephitic component, hydrogen disulphide, within the body provides cerebral benefits, making women smarter than men.
---------------
So invest in perfume?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 10:20 AM (Wg6v7)

210 Radio played a clip of a 20something chick have a major tear laden meltdown because some guy walked past her in the grocery aisle and ripped one off. She will.now need years of therapy according to her
Posted by: Ben Had



I saw a clip on Facebook Reels (Instagram) where a guy would walk around by people and squeeze a rubber thingy and it would sound like a wet lumpy one and another guy would get their reactions on camera.

No one needed therapy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 10:20 AM (hS7lz)

211
186

It's been speculated that the reason the Krauts never used chemical weapons in WWII was because Hitler, having been gassed himself, was scared to death of those weapons. They were too much even for him.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:13 AM

------

Also, there was certain Allied retaliation in kind. They had mustard gas stockpiles in every theater of the war. German nerve gas was orders of magnitude more poisonous, but the Allies had orders of magnitude more mustard gas. Early version of mutually assured destruction.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 10:21 AM (azNOR)

212 198 shirley valentine

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 10:21 AM (R11M+)

213 That sounds like someone trying to get laid.
Posted by: Eeyore
======
Nope, inner beauty doesn't fade with time, outer beauty becomes wretched and cold without that critical inner fire. Goes for men and women btw.

And the Lord is who really gives us that inner joy and peace as a gift if we let him.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:21 AM (WDjG6)

214 Your shallowness is rivalled only by your misogyny.
Posted by: Same Old at December 11, 2025

Of all our favorite misogynists, Wolf isn’t one. He just worded this poorly, it happens. He is a good guy, we aren’t all master wordsmiths all the time.
Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025


***
Thank you kindly, Piper!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 10:21 AM (wzUl9)

215 Wolfus, how is the move to Indiana coming along?

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

216 203 that's a good tshirt, o'blammo's image with the words otto penn under.

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 10:22 AM (R11M+)

217 Utah’s “Republican” Governor Cox says that he would vote for Pennsylvania’s Democrat Governor Shapiro for President.

==

Seeing and hearing him after Kirk's murder, this does not surprise me one bit.

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 10:23 AM (g47mK)

218 Alternate title:

"Lady Ottoline Morrell Gives the Side-Eye To Jumped Up Mountebank, Neville Chamberlain"

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 10:17 AM (iJfKG)

--------------

This followed a meeting between the two where Chamberlain famously declared "That is No Piece of Ass for Our Time!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:23 AM (enCV9)

219 So invest in perfume?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 10:20 AM


Or eggs or broccoli. Both are high in sulfur, and every molecule of hydrogen disulphide requires two atoms of sulfur.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 11, 2025 10:23 AM (0sNs1)

220 Otto huh? Who names their kid Otto?

Mr. and Mrs. Bismark

Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2025 10:23 AM (Oy/m2)

221 I delighted millions as a comedian and as an artist. Lived to 95, no regrets. And I was no Gene Tierney.
Posted by: Zombie Phyllis Diller at December 11, 2025


***
And helped to pioneer women as comics. Before you, there were very few. I can't even think of any right now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 10:23 AM (wzUl9)

222 Otto huh? Who names their kid Otto?

Mr. and Mrs. Bismark
Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2025


***
Mr. and Mrs. Palindrome

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 10:24 AM (wzUl9)

223 When I finally relented and gave up my flip phone for a smartphone the first thing my boys did was install the”fart app.”

Farts are always funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 10:24 AM (tQW7H)

224 Also, there was certain Allied retaliation in kind. They had mustard gas stockpiles in every theater of the war. German nerve gas was orders of magnitude more poisonous, but the Allies had orders of magnitude more mustard gas. Early version of mutually assured destruction.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

So it makes sense that that scenario would've been a bridge too far for Hitler, who had experienced mustard personally.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

225 we aren’t all master wordsmiths all the time.
Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 10:15 AM


Well, except for BEN ROETHLISBERGER and myself, of course.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 11, 2025 10:25 AM (0sNs1)

226 I saw a clip on Facebook Reels (Instagram) where a guy would walk around by people and squeeze a rubber thingy and it would sound like a wet lumpy one and another guy would get their reactions on camera.

No one needed therapy.
Posted by: rickb223
======
Leslie Nielsen was famous for tricks like that on the set.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:25 AM (WDjG6)

227 Utah’s “Republican” Governor Cox says that he would vote for Pennsylvania’s Democrat Governor Shapiro for President.

==

Seeing and hearing him after Kirk's murder, this does not surprise me one bit.

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 10:23 AM (g47mK)

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Utah is not sending their best.

And here I thought Arizona was the most schizophrenic state in the nation (but that's only because of massive election fraud which EVERYONE acknowledges and NOBODY will do anything about) ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:25 AM (enCV9)

228 221 moms mabley

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 10:26 AM (R11M+)

229 Wolfus, how is the move to Indiana coming along?
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025
\

***
I have an agent in Owensboro, KY, right across the river from Evansville, who is sending me house listings. Some are uninspiring, some are exciting. My plan is to start the process after the first of the year. Maybe that's not a good time to move north, but I'm not going to wait until March if I can help it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 10:26 AM (wzUl9)

230 Farts are always funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched
======
A humbling reminder that we are all human regardless of what our wealth and social status is.

And in part why it and burping are considered vulgar by the upper crust. It reduces their self perceived status.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:27 AM (WDjG6)

231 Entirely expected post at Twitchy showing MTG hanging out with Medea Benjamin and Code Pink. Grifter gotta grift

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 10:27 AM (D+mpw)

232 Is there an app that plays the James Bond lead in music on cell phones? Imma thinking this will make me irresistible to the ladies, even when it's my wife calling me about picking up some half and half.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 10:27 AM (Wg6v7)

233 I have an agent in Owensboro, KY, right across the river from Evansville, who is sending me house listings. Some are uninspiring, some are exciting. My plan is to start the process after the first of the year. Maybe that's not a good time to move north, but I'm not going to wait until March if I can help it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
=======
Good luck, you deserve to be happy.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:27 AM (WDjG6)

234 The White House Press Secretary has an impressive figure

https://x.com/PressSec/status/
1999133545923486194

Posted by: Don Black. Message: GO ARMY BEAT NAVY at December 11, 2025 10:28 AM (ZxPkt)

235 I believe it's only been recently, like in the last decade or so that the US has started to destroy some of the older biological weapons currently stored here in the states. Workers are finding out just how unstable they've become. It's a lengthy and very dangerous process.

Some are/were stored here in KY.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 10:28 AM (NwnyJ)

236 Gotta be Endora's geat grammy. sheesh...ugggoooo...

Posted by: Otto Q. Cumber at December 11, 2025 10:28 AM (pcnhy)

237 94 In a Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes story, the ugliest man he ever met was very generous to the poor and the most beautiful woman he ever met killed her children for the life insurance.
Posted by: no one

There are also several victims of vitriol throwing...just like uncovered women in London are subject to today!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 11, 2025 10:28 AM (JCZqz)

238 Dude looks like a lady

Posted by: Aerosmith at December 11, 2025 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

239 Farts are always funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched

One of the cobs, I think it was Weird Dave on an ONT, posted a text exchange between a deaf kid and his teacher. The deaf kid had let out a fart in class and then wondered why all the other kids were looking at him, and the teacher had to explain to him that hearing people can hear farts. It was a pretty funny exchange.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

240 My goodness it is WET this morning.

Been raining for the last several days. Everyrhing is drenched.

So thankful not to be living in the basement anymore.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 10:29 AM (tQW7H)

241 Women are smarter than men.

Even in math?

Posted by: Case at December 11, 2025 10:29 AM (G1OIb)

242 True beauty comes from within, not the outside wrappings of flesh. But to maintain that inner beauty, it takes more hard work on self improvement than does a mere outer beauty contracted out to plastic surgeons and beauty products.

It also requires inner happiness and a contentment in who you really are and not seeking external validation.
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:13 AM (WDjG6)


Nah, as my Grandmother told my Mom and Sisters,

"Beauty is pain."

She worked out for roughly an hour almost every day of her life. Mostly, on an incline board to help maintain her figure.

It requires a lot of physical and mental discipline to achieve and maintain beauty as you get older.

She wasn't trying to "stay young". She was trying to be at her best throughout her life.

I like that attitude a lot.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2025 10:29 AM (iJfKG)

243 Not at all flattering.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 10:29 AM (rQwsY)

244 "And in part why it and burping are considered vulgar by the upper crust. It reduces their self perceived status."

So, I married a gassy woman.

Potty Humor is well-established in our home. lol

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 11, 2025 10:29 AM (6qf1m)

245 I have an agent in Owensboro, KY, right across the river from Evansville, who is sending me house listings. Some are uninspiring, some are exciting. My plan is to start the process after the first of the year. Maybe that's not a good time to move north, but I'm not going to wait until March if I can help it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
=======
Good luck, you deserve to be happy.
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025


***
I dread the effort that will be involved. I haven't moved since 2001. But I've used up enough time since my retirement with financial arrangements and then my. minor surgery this summer. I gotta get rolling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 10:29 AM (wzUl9)

246
Farts are always funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 10:24 AM (tQW7H)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at December 11, 2025 10:30 AM (rQwsY)

247 >>>Or eggs or broccoli. Both are high in sulfur, and every molecule of hydrogen disulphide requires two atoms of sulfur.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher

>I'll have a broccoli omelette and a cup of French roast. Chop-chop, or I'll find a way to endear your mother.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 10:30 AM (1zOXE)

248 231 Entirely expected post at Twitchy showing MTG hanging out with Medea Benjamin and Code Pink. Grifter gotta grift
Posted by: Smell the Glove
======
Watching politicians up close and from afar never surprise me in their degree of being self absorbed.

Same lesson as the Lord of the Rings, power turns a lot of people into monsters in human form if they do not have underlying character to counter the bad effects.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:30 AM (WDjG6)

249
219 So invest in perfume?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 10:20 AM

Or eggs or broccoli. Both are high in sulfur, and every molecule of hydrogen disulphide requires two atoms of sulfur.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 11, 2025 10:23 AM (0sNs1)

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1. Hydrogen sulfide is H2S (two hydrogens).
2. The main stink compound is skatole (3-methyl indole).

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 10:30 AM (azNOR)

250 🎶Cruella De Ville
Cruella De Ville
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will🎵

Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2025 10:31 AM (rk+24)

251 Potty Humor is well-established in our home. lol
Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 11, 2025 10:29 AM (6qf1m)

There’s nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao at December 11, 2025 10:31 AM (rQwsY)

252 I dread the effort that will be involved. I haven't moved since 2001. But I've used up enough time since my retirement with financial arrangements and then my. minor surgery this summer. I gotta get rolling.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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May your quest bring you joy soon. Life is too long to live in a place where you are miserable.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:31 AM (WDjG6)

253 Gotta be Endora's geat grammy. sheesh...ugggoooo...

Posted by: Otto Q. Cumber

Agnes Moorehead was actually attractive, an odd kind of way.

I mean, she was no Liz Montgomery. But she wasn't ugly, either.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

254 It's cool and sunny today. For a while I thought of hopping in the car and driving out for a coffee. But I have that here. And I'm planning to run out to the 'burbs this evening for my pipe club meeting, so there's no real reason to go out now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 10:32 AM (wzUl9)

255 Gotta go. Doc appointment far away.

Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:32 AM (WDjG6)

256 Same lesson as the Lord of the Rings, power turns a lot of people into monsters in human form if they do not have underlying character to counter the bad effects.
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:30 AM (WDjG6)

You shouldn’t read too much.

Posted by: Mao at December 11, 2025 10:32 AM (rQwsY)

257 "Who farted!?"

Posted by: Dr_No at December 11, 2025 10:33 AM (ayRl+)

258 And I'm planning to run out to the 'burbs this evening for my pipe club meeting, so there's no real reason to go out now.
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Tell me you're not gay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 11, 2025 10:33 AM (Wg6v7)

259 Pic looks like that last Spanish Habsburg II in drag.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 11, 2025 10:33 AM (XvL8K)

260 @248 whig, definitely. Populist movements tend to attract such people as well. Nothing against Trump and MAGA itself, but it has churned up several of these clowns

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 10:33 AM (D+mpw)

261 Utah is not sending their best.

Mormons are not sending their best. A lot of it members seem to have become ... markedly less conservative since somewhere during the Obama admin and Trump's first election. I don't know what's going on inside that church. But like a lot of others, it doesn't seem to be rising to the occasion lately.

Posted by: Red Latter Day at December 11, 2025 10:33 AM (I984p)

262 Same lesson as the Lord of the Rings, power turns a lot of people into monsters in human form if they do not have underlying character to counter the bad effects.
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:30 AM (WDjG6)

And even if they have the underlying character, temptation can corrode even that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 10:33 AM (rQwsY)

263 257 "Who farted!?" …
Posted by: Dr_No at December 11, 2025 10:33 AM (ayRl+)

Someone who took my advice.

Posted by: Mao at December 11, 2025 10:34 AM (rQwsY)

264 The White House Press Secretary has an impressive figure

https://x.com/PressSec/status/
1999133545923486194
Posted by: Don Black. Message

Did you see the bikini pic of her that someone posted here last week? Yowza!

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

265 Same lesson as the Lord of the Rings, power turns a lot of people into monsters in human form if they do not have underlying character to counter the bad effects.

The scenes/text with Galadriel and Gandalf considering taking the ring are some of the most important items in the whole books

Posted by: Aerosmith at December 11, 2025 10:34 AM (sKqQm)

266 Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:25 AM (WDjG6)

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@whig

I belatedly saw your comment yesterday about having had "perfect pitch" (very cool!) prior to suffering from tinnitus (I now have and hate that) owing to Psoriatic Arthritis (PsA) -- which I'd never heard of (and so sorry to hear).

Anyway, you're probably already aware -- but if not (or others are not): I have a good friend who was afflicted with awful psoriasis for a couple of years (I think he was being treated with nitric oxide or something) and his skin would continuously crust up and bleed (he spend the night once and his bed sheets were all bloody).

He stumbled onto somebody (maybe Dr. Eric Berg?) who recommended 50,000 IU of Vitamin D daily -- and it quickly cured his psoriasis!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:35 AM (enCV9)

267 I'm excited for you Wolfus

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 10:36 AM (9ipOP)

268 Good news, everyone! Newsom has fixed California!

Governor Gavin Newsom
@CAgovernor
We spell D.O.G.E. — O.D.I.
Long before there was D.O.G.E., California was already streamlining government to be more efficient, responsive, and accountable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

269
Say no more!

In 1912, Lady Ottoline was Vice President of The Eugenics Society, alongside writer and sexologist Henry Havelock Ellis, while Major Leonard Darwin, son of Charles Darwin, was President.


The company one keeps ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 10:36 AM (xG4kz)

270 Did you see the bikini pic of her that someone posted here last week? Yowza!
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)
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She's naturally attractive but on top of that she clearly works hard in the gym and eats right. Discipline rarely seen in this day and age.

Posted by: ballistic at December 11, 2025 10:37 AM (3BwY8)

271 Apparently I was late with the Cruella reference.

Figures...

Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2025 10:37 AM (rk+24)

272 This why they have hijabs.

Posted by: Diane at December 11, 2025 10:38 AM (ENCZp)

273 268 Good news, everyone! Newsom has fixed California!

Governor Gavin Newsom
@CAgovernor
We spell D.O.G.E. — O.D.I.
Long before there was D.O.G.E., California was already streamlining government to be more efficient, responsive, and accountable.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 10:36 AM (L/fGl

Just ask the residents of Pacific Palisades.

Posted by: liarsayswhat? at December 11, 2025 10:38 AM (I984p)

274 Long before there was D.O.G.E., California was already streamlining government to be more efficient, responsive, and accountable.

Every dollar of his high speed rail project was stolen. There isn't a mile of track laid.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:39 AM (sKqQm)

275 Farts are always funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 10:24 AM (tQW7H)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao


If you hold it in, it will travel up your spine to your brain.

That's where shitty ideas come from.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 10:39 AM (hS7lz)

276 "And even if they have the underlying character, temptation can corrode even that."

Indeed. Ring of Power. That's what power does. People can't handle it, so it needs to be treated like a dangerous chemical.

Of course, people don't want to acknowledge this. Just wield it as much and for as long as you can.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 11, 2025 10:39 AM (6qf1m)

277 Hand it to the painter
Goya painted the Spanish Royal family and made the ugly daughter facing backwards

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 10:39 AM (TjuhY)

278 270: tell me about it. My side hustle is a depressing display of the opposite.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 10:39 AM (rQwsY)

279 He stumbled onto somebody (maybe Dr. Eric Berg?) who recommended 50,000 IU of Vitamin D daily -- and it quickly cured his psoriasis!

At that level you are going to have some significant side effects

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:39 AM (sKqQm)

280 She's naturally attractive but on top of that she clearly works hard in the gym and eats right. Discipline rarely seen in this day and age.
Posted by: ballistic

She popped out a kid not too long ago, too.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

281 She makes Mrs. Harcourt Fenton Mudd look positively charming.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 10:40 AM (qBdHI)

282 Hell on wheels.

BREAKING: Democrats allowed this Illegal Alien into the U.S. @Uber hired him and now he’s been arrested for sexually assaulting a child in Miami during a ride she requested through the Uber Teens app.

ICE Hold now on Jose Miguel Perez-Molina—
a Democrat imported pedophile.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

283 If you hold it in, it will travel up your spine to your brain.

That's where shitty ideas come from.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 10:39 AM (hS7lz)

Go to Xinjiang Province and fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao at December 11, 2025 10:40 AM (rQwsY)

284 Same lesson as the Lord of the Rings, power turns a lot of people into monsters in human form if they do not have underlying character to counter the bad effects.
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:30 AM (WDjG6)

And even if they have the underlying character, temptation can corrode even that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 10:33 AM (rQwsY)

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[Although wealth doesn't strictly equate to power:]

I believe the first person I heard (decades ago) make the following observation was Dennis Prager:

Wealth tends to amplify character; as in, if you are of good character, becoming wealthy tends to have the effect that you are able to do even more good; and conversely, if you are of bad character, you basically become George Soros ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:41 AM (enCV9)

285 Of course, people don't want to acknowledge this. Just wield it as much and for as long as you can.

One thing lefties sometime cycle on is, "Obviously this thing needs to be done for some good reason. Therefore we need POWER to do it - you see people are stupid and won't do they good thing if they are just asked to do it. But don't worry we are only doing this one good thing and then we'll give the power back"

And of course there is always one more "good thing" they just need to do...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:42 AM (sKqQm)

286 Who farted!?" …
Posted by: Dr_No at December

A craft Brewery I once frequented had a dark lager called Hoof Hearted.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 11, 2025 10:42 AM (8CIFn)

287 Wealth tends to amplify character; as in, if you are of good character, becoming wealthy tends to have the effect that you are able to do even more good;

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Should have noted this too in many ways is the story of Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:42 AM (enCV9)

288 Geeks + Gamers @GeeksGamersCom

Amanda Seyfried refuses to apologize for calling Charlie Kirk "hateful" after he was fatally shot in the neck during a TPUSA event event in Utah-

“I’m not fucking apologizing for that. I mean, for fuck’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes. What I said was pretty damn factual, and I’m free to have an opinion, of course. Thank God for Instagram. I was able to give some clarity, and it was about getting my voice back because I felt like it had been stolen and recontextualized — which is what people do, of course.” (via @Variety)

X: https://bit.ly/4946hEt

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 11, 2025 10:42 AM (P5BPp)

289 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2025 10:42 AM (TN0g+)

290 BREAKING: Democrats allowed this Illegal Alien into the U.S. @Uber hired him and now he’s been arrested for sexually assaulting a child in Miami during a ride she requested through the Uber Teens app.

ICE Hold now on Jose Miguel Perez-Molina—
a Democrat imported pedophile.


She needs to be arrested. Let go of that SWEETHEART who is only here to make a better life for himself!

Posted by: The Left at December 11, 2025 10:42 AM (rQwsY)

291 True beauty comes from within, not the outside wrappings of flesh. But to maintain that inner beauty, it takes more hard work on self improvement than does a mere outer beauty contracted out to plastic surgeons and beauty products.

It also requires inner happiness and a contentment in who you really are and not seeking external validation.
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2025 10:13 AM (WDjG6)
________
That sounds like someone trying to get laid.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 11, 2025 10:17 AM (s0JqF)

From where the cringe expression comes: But....but.....she has a great personality.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 11, 2025 10:43 AM (g8Ew8)

292 The painter decided to turn again
This time with a model positively Hapsburgian
But the result was the same
The painting was lame
But still better than Fat Man on Ottomian


(it's my first limerick, I had to shoehorn in the ending)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 10:43 AM (Dv3i1)

293 BREAKING: Democrats allowed this Illegal Alien into the U.S. @Uber hired him and now he’s been arrested for sexually assaulting a child in Miami during a ride she requested through the Uber Teens app.


He's just sexually assaulting the girls Americans won't. Really it is an act of love

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:43 AM (sKqQm)

294 "Nothing against Trump and MAGA itself, but it has churned up several of these clowns"

Of course. Every movement attracts them, like a magnet attracts iron filings. I remember how the TEA party movement quickly attracted grifters begging for funds for the "Patriotic This" and "Patriot That", and predicting the nation's collapse if you didn't cut them a check ASAP. MTG and Carlson were always loose cannons; we just tended to overlook that fact when, as they rolled around the deck, their muzzles were pointed away from us.

Posted by: Nemo at December 11, 2025 10:43 AM (4RPgu)

295 Amanda Seyfried better be saving up her earnings, because when her looks fade she isn't going to be getting too many jobs based on her character or intellect.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:44 AM (sKqQm)

296 132 Jesus used his spittle to heal a blind man.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

I am convinced he made contact lenses for the guy.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2025 10:45 AM (rk+24)

297 261 Utah is not sending their best.

Mormons are not sending their best. A lot of it members seem to have become ... markedly less conservative since somewhere during the Obama admin and Trump's first election. I don't know what's going on inside that church. But like a lot of others, it doesn't seem to be rising to the occasion lately.
Posted by: Red Latter Day at December 11, 2025 10:33 AM (I984p)

I can’t say a thing. Look at the TX HR.

Here’s hoping that human tick, Ken King, can get unseated by John Browning in the primaries.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 10:45 AM (rQwsY)

298 Dem Rep Kamlager-Dove (CA) goes on tirade about deporting Afghans — says Trump ‘weaponization’ of DC National Guard shoot*ng is ‘repugnant.'

Democrats are more visibly angry over the idea of deportations than they were over the actual shoot*ng.

-
Dove? More like Vulture.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 10:47 AM (L/fGl)

299 Mormons are not sending their best. A lot of it members seem to have become ... markedly less conservative since somewhere during the Obama admin and Trump's first election. I don't know what's going on inside that church. But like a lot of others, it doesn't seem to be rising to the occasion lately.

Dont a lot of the magic underwear crowd like their EBT and SNAP freebies for their overly large families?

Posted by: Angel Jabroni, the forgotton angel at December 11, 2025 10:47 AM (FGMmt)

300 Every dollar of his high speed rail project was stolen. There isn't a mile of track laid.
____

The Paolo, please pick up the white courtesy phone, please.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 10:47 AM (Dv3i1)

301 Hell on wheels.

BREAKING: Democrats allowed this Illegal Alien into the U.S. @Uber hired him and now he’s been arrested for sexually assaulting a child in Miami during a ride she requested through the Uber Teens app.

ICE Hold now on Jose Miguel Perez-Molina—
a Democrat imported pedophile.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

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What kind of parents (these days, unfortunately, as this shit rarely happened 60+ years ago) or parent (is there a father anywhere?) allows (perhaps it was without their knowledge?) their daughter to be using let alone requesting Uber rides?

The amount of blood on the hands of the Democrat-Communist and RINO GOPee open borders UniParty Scum would coat The Earth several times over ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:48 AM (enCV9)

302 273 268 Good news, everyone! Newsom has fixed ...
Just ask the residents of Pacific Palisades.

Absolutely correct. Only 12 actual homes have been permitted (rapid permit process) with a concomitant penalty fee equivalent to the prior years property tax is construction & permitting has not been completed.

Initial out of pocket cost $50k, additional costs to construction? 10%

https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-GavinUberAlles
Prez/Presumed Presidential Kandidate Kalifornia Psycho - Gavin with his psycho dancin' VP/AOC. What could possibly go wrong?

Light'em up!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 11, 2025 10:48 AM (kEOcX)

303
He stumbled onto somebody (maybe Dr. Eric Berg?) who recommended 50,000 IU of Vitamin D daily -- and it quickly cured ….


If you want to do this, please do it with your doctor. Short term, these doses under medical supervision may be okay. But VIT D toxicity is a thing, tummy upset, fatigue, etc. Plus, if you want to go at those levels, getting them in a shot form is easier.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 10:49 AM (Wmg4n)

304 Democrats are more visibly angry over the idea of deportations than they were over the actual shoot*ng.

They've already made peace with the fact some of their newcomers will murder/rape heritage Americans. In their mind the votes/graft they are getting from this is more then worth the lives of others.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:49 AM (sKqQm)

305 BREAKING: Democrats allowed this Illegal Alien into the U.S. @Uber hired him and now he’s been arrested for sexually assaulting a child in Miami during a ride she requested through the Uber Teens app.

ICE Hold now on Jose Miguel Perez-Molina—
a Democrat imported pedophile.


She needs to be arrested. Let go of that SWEETHEART who is only here to make a better life for himself!
Posted by: The Left



They are really lucky that we don't just start shooting them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 10:50 AM (hS7lz)

306 240 TWSS

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 10:50 AM (R11M+)

307 Democrats are more visibly angry over the idea of deportations than they were over the actual shoot*ng.

They've already made peace with the fact some of their newcomers will murder/rape heritage Americans. In their mind the votes/graft they are getting from this is more then worth the lives of others.
Posted by: 18-1



If the wetbacks overwhelmingly voted Republican, the dems would deport all 50 million of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 10:51 AM (hS7lz)

308 The painter decided to turn again
This time with a model positively Hapsburgian
But the result was the same
The painting was lame
But still better than Fat Man on Ottomian

(it's my first limerick, I had to shoehorn in the ending)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 10:43 AM (Dv3i1)

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Nice.

I will forever hence refer to the historical event as "The Dissolution of The AutoPen Ottomian Empire."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:51 AM (enCV9)

309 One Season of True Detective had a plot point that the high speed rail project was primarily a venue for graft.

But they were way, way too optimistic picturing it eventually getting built as oppose to ALL of the money being stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:51 AM (sKqQm)

310 That's a Sackville-Morrell if I ever did see one. You can tell by the humps.

Posted by: Odo Proudfoot at December 11, 2025 10:51 AM (7Q0e+)

311 282 Hell on wheels.

BREAKING: Democrats allowed this Illegal Alien into the U.S. @Uber hired him and now he’s been arrested for sexually assaulting a child in Miami during a ride she requested through the Uber Teens app.

ICE Hold now on Jose Miguel Perez-Molina—
a Democrat imported pedophile.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Uber may get thumped pretty hard on this. Not just a lawsuit from the victim, but an in-depth anal prob from state and Federal agents. Does Uber normally let illegals work for them? Is that part of their vetting process? Or, just as likely, many US citizens let illegals drive under their account, with no real Uber screening to prevent. This could be the start of a major overhaul of ridesharing companies.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 11, 2025 10:51 AM (h49qi)

312 If in Texas someone named Browning cannot win a primary over someone named King, and King is not overcoming his name; that will be a bad sign.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 11, 2025 10:51 AM (hhkIi)

313
I see we're doing the Bloomsbury Group this week. I read about those people when I was a teenager of all things.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2025 10:51 AM (1N/bM)

314
If the wetbacks overwhelmingly voted Republican, the dems would deport all 50 million of them.


Yep. Remember their reaction to Elian Gonzalez

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:52 AM (sKqQm)

315 How much in milligrams is 50,000 IU?

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 10:52 AM (W7XSX)

316 An International Unit (IU) of vitamin D is a measure of its biological activity, with 1 IU equal to 0.025 micrograms (mcg)

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:52 AM (sKqQm)

317 Well, here's a take.

Mark Warner
@MarkWarner
So they can seize an oil tanker, but not a drug boat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 10:53 AM (L/fGl)

318 A craft Brewery I once frequented had a dark lager called Hoof Hearted.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup

Named after a race horse.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 10:53 AM (Wmg4n)

319 307 Democrats are more visibly angry over the idea of deportations than they were over the actual shoot*ng.
...
They've already made peace with the fact some of their newcomers will murder/rape heritage Americans.

Imagine what they'll do when the narco-lords will pay them to take up arms against Trump to make Fentanyl Great (and cheap) again!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 11, 2025 10:53 AM (3DFTl)

320 Lot's of Door Dash drivers are/were illegal aliens.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 10:53 AM (W7XSX)

321 317 Well, here's a take.

Mark Warner
@MarkWarner
So they can seize an oil tanker, but not a drug boat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 10:53 AM (L/fGl)

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The oil tanker is flying a flag, most likely, and protected by sovereign maritime laws.

The drug boat is flying no flag and not protected by any sovereign maritime laws. It's essentially a pirate ship.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

322 DIPs - “Democrat Imported Pedophiles”

“Rape” is the word they are looking for, stop with the euphemisms. “Sexual Assault” can mean anything these days and usually does. “He looked at me”

Posted by: Common Tater at December 11, 2025 10:54 AM (EAwmw)

323 So they can seize an oil tanker, but not a drug boat?

A few million dollars in cocaine actually dissipates pretty well in the ocean.

I don't think you want to sink an oil tanker though if you can avoid it

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:54 AM (sKqQm)

324 If in Texas someone named Browning cannot win a primary over someone named King, and King is not overcoming his name; that will be a bad sign.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 11, 2025 10:51 AM


Is this about me?

Posted by: King Ranch at December 11, 2025 10:54 AM (0sNs1)

325 They've already made peace with the fact some of their newcomers will murder/rape heritage Americans.

Many of them probably consider it a desirable result...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 11, 2025 10:55 AM (OUMaO)

326 'Ottoline', huh? Is that Admiral Ottoline Morrell from the Biden Administration?

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 10:55 AM (ittVa)

327 If you want to do this, please do it with your doctor. Short term, these doses under medical supervision may be okay. But VIT D toxicity is a thing, tummy upset, fatigue, etc. Plus, if you want to go at those levels, getting them in a shot form is easier.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 10:49 AM (Wmg4n)

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Thanks for that, Piper. Wifey has been for months daily taking 10,000 UI with K2, Zinc, Magnesium Glycinate, with some fat-based nutrition.

No negative side effects, and possibly good results (hard to say as she's taking numerous supplements like DMSO, collagen, creatine, etc.).

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:55 AM (enCV9)

328 GOD NO. TBWNH.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 11, 2025 10:56 AM (iFTx/)

329 An International Unit (IU) of vitamin D is a measure of its biological activity, with 1 IU equal to 0.025 micrograms (mcg)

Please check your arithmetic. By that ratio, 50,000 IU comes to 1.25 milligrams. My multivitamin has 67 milligrams.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 10:57 AM (W7XSX)

330 Its info from the internet, it can't be wrong!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 10:58 AM (sKqQm)

331 Amanda Seyfried refuses to apologize for calling Charlie Kirk "hateful" after he was fatally shot in the neck during a TPUSA event event in Utah-


Somebody mist be desperate for another movie role. Shooting her mouth off to impress the big movie money.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 10:58 AM (2WIwB)

332 320 Lot's of Door Dash drivers are/were illegal aliens.
Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 10:53 AM (W7XSX)

With valid driver’s licenses and car insurance, both of which get checked. So thanks, states who issued them!

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 10:58 AM (Wmg4n)

333 291 "and huge tracts of land."

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 10:58 AM (R11M+)

334 Come to the HQ for your medical and dating advice!!

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 10:58 AM (pDt9x)

335 These comments are way ottoline.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 11, 2025 10:59 AM (rDZVo)

336 331
Somebody mist be desperate for another movie role. Shooting her mouth off to impress the big movie money.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 10:58 AM (2WIwB)

=====

Her latest, indie movie had a hard time getting sold, though her performance was the central positive aspect (so I've read), so she may actually be gaming for some kind of Oscar buzz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 11, 2025 10:59 AM (GBKbO)

337 I would never get in an Uber unless I knew the person who was the driver . You hear terrible stories of people being robed and raped and killed so that there's a ad on the back of a RCC bulletin saying "Before you get in arise share ask SAMI for Stop, Ask, Match, Inform.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 10:59 AM (ix8EF)

338 Okay. I guess you are correct a 50 mcg D3 I have is 2000 IU.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (W7XSX)

339 Mark Warner
@MarkWarner
So they can seize an oil tanker, but not a drug boat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 10:53 AM (L/fGl)


What an incredibly stupid man.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (2WIwB)

340 Come to the HQ for your medical and dating advice!!

Slapping a hot iron to it has never failed me!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (ittVa)

341 Speaks With Forked Tongue's two cents.

Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
When Trump’s administration stopped making pennies, they left banks, retailers, and consumers unsure how to conduct basic cash transactions.
The result? Inconsistent price-rounding and unequal treatment of customers. I’m pushing for answers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (L/fGl)

342 States who let illegals drive should be held criminally liable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 11:00 AM (ix8EF)

343 Noodus CBD

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 11:01 AM (wzUl9)

344 Come to the HQ for your medical and dating advice!!

Slapping a hot iron to it has never failed me!
Posted by: t-bird

Does that fall under "medical advice" or "dating advice?"

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

345 She must have really pissed off the artist.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 11, 2025 11:01 AM (t/2Uw)

346 Yes, it does!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 11:02 AM (ittVa)

347 I don't give a ---- about rounding off to eliminate pennies.

I rarely use cash as it is.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 11:02 AM (W7XSX)

348
Thanks for that, Piper. Wifey has been for months daily taking 10,000 UI with K2, Zinc, Magnesium Glycinate, with some fat-based nutrition.

No negative side effects, and possibly good results (hard to say as she's taking numerous supplements like DMSO, collagen, creatine, etc.).
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 10:55 AM (enCV9)

I am not a medical provider, I just have the nutrition thing 😂. But you should be including your doctor, and thinking about interaction with other meds. Supplements can and do affect how you metabolize things. If your doctor doesn’t help in these spaces, find another one. They exist. Mine is a weight lifter and awesome, which is why I can give my own vit B shots and not pay out the nose for them.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 11:03 AM (Wmg4n)

349 332. On that Piper, Ace just linked a couple weeks ago a story about how many door dash delivery people are illegals. Someone with DL and insurance gets the Door Dash contract and then subcontracts with illegals on mopeds to do the actual food deliveries.

Probably a good safety measure not to open the door for door dash until the 'driver' has departed. If you want to tip in cash put the money in the door before they arrive.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 11, 2025 11:04 AM (hhkIi)

350 323 cocaine orca?

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 11:04 AM (R11M+)

351 Ban it!

New York Post
@nypost
‘Jingle Bells’ is racist, claims video shared by Joy Reid — sparking Christmas culture war

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 11:06 AM (L/fGl)

352 349 and it was floated that ice should order an italian beef giardenara stromboli and spaghetti carbonara every hour...

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 11:09 AM (R11M+)

353 351 comedian (no idea) comparing "baby it's cold outside" to some filthy rap song (wet pu**y?) is perfect.

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 11:10 AM (R11M+)

354 I hope Lady Maxwell iss aaat least a good cook

Posted by: Jonjay at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (IzaC/)

355 Morrell ,whatever

Posted by: Jonjay at December 11, 2025 11:29 AM (IzaC/)

356 Hmm packing a weiner I'd bet.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 11, 2025 11:39 AM (cSNGa)

357 320 Lot's of Door Dash drivers are/were illegal aliens.
Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 10:53 AM (W7XSX)

We did have some DoorDash guys at my store who knew absolutely no English. Key word: did. They seem to have vanished. Deported, maybe?

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 01:04 PM (rQwsY)

358 Jennifer Welsh has been around longer than I thought.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at December 11, 2025 01:15 PM (vTTFR)

359 You can’t fool me. That’s a dude.

Posted by: Zumkopf at December 11, 2025 01:38 PM (1Lbh3)

The Morning Report — 12/11/25

PoohMonroe.jpg

Good morning kids. So, on the latest episode of the podcast, linked here as well as in the sidebar and on the outlets listed at the bottom of the post, CBD and I discussed the outstanding leadership of Secretary of War Pete Hegseth in terms of revitalizing and reviving the readiness, capability and morale of our armed forces. With the ever present threat for sure posed by the Chi-Coms and a number of other bad actors including Iran, it is vital that President Trump has the absolute cream of the crop in terms of leadership at the Pentagon and so far Hegseth has proven himself quite capable. Now, with the President determined to thwart the influx of deadly fentanyl and other narcotics from overseas (primarily via south and central America, over land and via the sea lanes) that over the past decade and longer has left a staggering body count of dead and wasted lives that is akin to a small war or a very large and sadly ongoing bloody battle. To swipe the hyperbole of the Left when describing the January 6th non-insurrection non-riot, the body count is likely akin to several 9/11 style attacks combined. Add in the pain and suffering of their loved ones and the toll we have taken on so many levels is staggering. Lest we forget, the successful smuggling of these chemical weapons of mass destruction, and that's what fentanyl and opioids in the last analysis truly are, could not really happen without people in place on our shores to facilitate in the offloading and ultimate distribution of them right down to the dime-bag pushers on a street corner. Hence the crucial nature of border and immigration enforcement as well as the general law and order push vis a vis the ordering of National Guard troops to aid and assist local law enforcement in the apprehension of criminal elements, resisted by local politicians who are beholden to the insane policies of defunding the police, and decriminalization of crime by blue shit hole mayors, governors and DAs exclusively of the Democrat/Leftist persuasion.

So the shedding of oceans of crocodile tears for the drug smugglers that the US Navy has blown out of the water is disgusting in the extreme, although quite instructive as to who and what the anti-American Democrat Left actually care about. Hegseth as both a man and as a leader is everything that the Left is not and will never be. He, and of course Donald Trump, who Hegseth represents, is a nemesis to be destroyed. Not just because of that which is reason enough for the Left, but for what he is accomplishing, which to a large extent is the will of the people, but also for his potential future as a national political leader. — no I am not endorsing him for POTUS in 2028, but merely pointing out the salient fact that if he is allowed to continue with his successes without being hindered by his and our enemies, or should he step on a rake down the road (the laughable at best charges of infidelity or some other concocted closet skeleton), he does indeed from where I sit have a shot at national office at some time in the not too distant future (he's only 45)

So all that said, it leads us to our lead story of the day which is yet more action on the high seas in the Caribbean:

The U.S. seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, President Donald Trump confirmed Wednesday.

The tanker’s ownership and origin were not revealed, but Trump said the vessel was “very large” while speaking to reporters on Wednesday. The president did not offer the rationale behind the seizure during his remarks. “As you probably know, we’ve just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela,” he said. “Large tanker, very large, largest one ever seized actually.”


Attorney General Pam Bondi posted video of the U.S. raid on an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela on Wednesday.
The video shows U.S. forces boarding and taking control of the vessel as part of an operation to enforce U.S. sanctions on the sale of Venezuelan oil.

“[T]he Federal Bureau of Investigation, Homeland Security Investigations, and the United States Coast Guard, with support from the Department of War, executed a seizure warrant for a crude oil tanker used to transport sanctioned oil from Venezuela and Iran,” said Bondi. “For multiple years, the oil tanker has been sanctioned by the United States due to its involvement in an illicit oil shipping network supporting foreign terrorist organizations,” she added. “This seizure, completed off the coast of Venezuela, was conducted safely and securely—and our investigation alongside the Department of Homeland Security to prevent the transport of sanctioned oil continues.”

. . . The decision to seize the oil tanker strikes directly at Venezuela’s main source of revenue, its state-controlled oil industry. The oil it can produce through its state-owned oil company, PDVSA, is often sold internationally to countries such as Iran and China at steep discounts because of the risk of running afoul of U.S. sanctions.

Neither of the links state the final destination of the tanker, but although I cannot find where I read it, I'm fairly sure that I read somewhere that the tanker was bound for Cuba. Oh boy! Chee-Wah-Wah on so many levels if so. First, Maduro and his predecessor Hugo Chavez have been a gigantic pain in our ass for years, let alone the long suffering Venezuelan people who, despite being awash in petroleum are among the poorest in Latin America and the world. But yes young Americans, let's all rush to transform the USA into a socialist paradise on earth, but I digress.

Venezuela aside, a number of South and central American nations are running in the opposite direction, much to the dismay of the Castro regime that still lords over the giant tropical gulag of Cuba. Thank you JFK. As for Venezuela, that regime has a long-standing partnership and close relationship with the mad mullahs of Iran, as well as Xi and the Chi-Coms who are itching to set up shop right on our doorstep to hamper if not strangle us economically, politically and if push comes to shove militarily.

That's why it is refreshing and sane that President Trump as well as Secretary of War Hegseth and Secretary of State Rubio are speaking with one very loud and clear voice in the aggressive reassertion of the Monroe Doctrine.

This excerpt from the White House National Security Strategy released just last month and linked here for your perusal.

Western Hemisphere: The Trump Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine
After years of neglect, the United States will reassert and enforce the Monroe Doctrine to restore American preeminence in the Western Hemisphere, and to protect our homeland and our access to key geographies throughout the region. We will deny non-Hemispheric competitors the ability to position forces or other threatening capabilities, or to own or control strategically vital assets, in our Hemisphere. This “Trump Corollary” to the Monroe Doctrine is a common-sense and potent restoration of American power and priorities, consistent with American security interests.

It would be quite something to finally see Cuba libré after 65 or more years of being a communist slave state, if for no other reason than to see the jug-eared dog-eating piece of shit Barack Obama (who propped up the regime after Fidel was dragged down to Hell) shriek in agony as Donald Trump dynamites the statues of Castro, Lenin and Marx at that Havana reviewing stand, in the same manner as that giant Swastika was blasted off the reviewing stand at the Nuremberg Nazi rally site at the end of World War 2 – I Have a Dream Today!


Of course the treasonous, traitorous venal tyrants in our midst will do their best to prevent that from happening:

I give you a whore who babbles on . . .

During a recent interview with the far-Left Daily Beast, Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-MI), one of six Democrat lawmakers who collaborated on the infamous video telling service members they have a duty to refuse “unlawful orders,” made an extraordinary claim. She said they felt compelled to act because:

There [were] so many people coming to us, who were on active duty who — recent veterans, family members of service members — who were coming to us individually and saying two things: One, ‘I’m concerned I’m going to sent in uniform to an American city, you know, like L.A., Chicago, Memphis, and I’m going to be asked to do things I either don’t think are legal or I’m not trained for. What do I do?

As CBD and I noted on the podcast, while President Trump perhaps ought to have informed Congress of his intentions to interdict and destroy Venezuelan drug running terrorists on the high seas and that he considers the Maduro regime and Maduro himself as complicit in running drugs and de facto terror leaders in doing so, the fact that he didn't do so beforehand makes little difference to me.

Given who and what the Democrats are, if past is prologue, someone for sure would have spilled the beans to Maduro ahead of time. Even if it meant putting the lives of American military personnel in danger. They hate Trump with the heat of 10,000 suns and hate America itself as much if not more because they, for the time being, have been thwarted in seizing absolute power. When they say "By any means necessary" they're not kidding as we have seen for almost 200 years now.

Sowing mutiny in the ranks. Look what was done to Derek Chauvin who merely did his job as a police officer, and how that affected police morale and recruitment. Luckily Trump and Hegseth are at the top of the heap and the average soldier and officer have little to fear in terms of a politicized attempt to drum someone out of the service for following orders, no matter how ridiculous or loudly SLUTkin and her ilk shriek "WAR CRIMES!" But if God-forbid a Democrat administration once again takes power, then you better believe a Stalinesque purge will sweep through the flag officer corps if not go down the line to just the average dogface for obeying, legitimate orders handed down by the C-in-C Donald Trump.

And so, with no other means to prop up their allies, that is America's enemies, resort to destroying morale and readiness. It's the Chicago/OBAMA way...

Unto my last breath, the greatest threat to America's national security was is and always will be the Democrat Left.

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Comments

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1 Good. That last thread was unsettling.

Posted by: Case at December 11, 2025 07:15 AM (G1OIb)

2 China is a ridiculous thorn in the ass and its high time America finally told it to fuck all the way off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 07:16 AM (Vq1pX)

3 “There [were] so many people coming to us, who were on active duty … saying … I’m going to be asked to do things I either don’t think are legal or I’m not trained for. What do I do?”


Tossing the B$ flag on this. They are in full damage control mode now.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2025 07:16 AM (0N4FZ)

4 Tossing the B$ flag on this. They are in full damage control mode now.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2025 07:16 AM (0N4FZ)

So Many. My brain went to imagining the studio audience shouting "how many were there?!".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 07:18 AM (Vq1pX)

5 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 07:18 AM (gbOdA)

6 Thanks, JJ! You rock!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2025 07:18 AM (Cjt/F)

7 Rep Massie wants to put together a bill to remove the US From NATO.

Of course, most of Congress loves the grift that NATO provides, so that is a dead letter.

But, it would be a great response to those Communists who smiled and personally flourished under Biden's hyper-inflation policies when they whine and moan about "Affordability".

Tell Gen-Z they can't buy a house because we are providing the descendants of Nazis with military protection while these same descendants of Nazis aren't working massive hours to pay for it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:18 AM (a4flb)

8 The media lies even when it doesn't need to.
FACT CHECK: Media Falsely Claims GOP Held Miami for 30 Years
-

Makes no difference.

Stupid pills replace fentanyl.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 07:19 AM (sQBXy)

9 No tax on tits!

Posted by: Guy who just woke up at December 11, 2025 07:19 AM (vFG9F)

10 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 07:19 AM (ExV1e)

11 Oh, tips. Never mind.

Posted by: Guy who just woke up at December 11, 2025 07:21 AM (vFG9F)

12 “There [were] so many people coming to us, who were on active duty … saying … I’m going to be asked to do things I either don’t think are legal or I’m not trained for. What do I do?”

I would lean into it and say: "See? These political Retards are doing the enemy's work by sabotaging military readiness. We didn't have this problem until these Retards starting sowing the seeds of mutiny"

This is active sedition, and the Retards are providing the receipts.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:21 AM (a4flb)

13 Many people like Newsom, need to be stopped by all means necessary from aiding and abetting child mutilation and murder.

https://tinyurl.com/4nzkhsbc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 07:21 AM (sQBXy)

14 Rats. Just missed the top 10. But I will find the strength to go on.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 07:21 AM (svLOV)

15 I'd be happy with just creating an ATO.

American Treaty Organization.

Let's stop pretending we're just another bullshit country. Get on board, or go pound sand and hope the CCP leaves your crappy little fake country enough scraps to survive on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 07:21 AM (Vq1pX)

16 McDonald’s Calls Christmas ‘Most Terrible Time of the Year’ in AI-Generated Ad

Mc'Donalds Marketing Team: Now do Ramadan or Eid al-Fitr

I dare you.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:23 AM (a4flb)

17 Effective internet ad against Jasmine Crockett:

https://tinyurl.com/ycfjpzav

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 07:23 AM (ix8EF)

18 Slotkin, a CIA plant, is running phase 2 of her color revolution. Thankfully, so far, only the press is in favor; everyone else seems shocked by her open sedition.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 07:24 AM (V6m/5)

19 "The modern court has the chance to restore the 14th Amendment and end the judicially invented version of birthright citizenship."
-------------------------
Can't wait for the KBJ take on this question.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 07:25 AM (V6m/5)

20 18 Slotkin, a CIA plant, is running phase 2 of her color revolution. Thankfully, so far, only the press is in favor; everyone else seems shocked by her open sedition.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 07:24 AM (V6m/5)


"Revolution of Color!"

- -Ibram X. Krement

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2025 07:26 AM (x0n13)

21 Fun Fact: The French title for Animal House is, American College.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 07:26 AM (XV/Pl)

22 There so many people coming to us, who were on active duty … saying "Resign, you commie bitch!"

Posted by: What really should happen at December 11, 2025 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

23 19 Can't wait for the KBJ take on this question.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 07:25 AM (V6m/5)


I imagine she'll come up with something like "Birth-White citizenship"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2025 07:27 AM (x0n13)

24 Effective internet ad against Jasmine Crockett:

https://tinyurl.com/ycfjpzav
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 07:23 AM (ix8EF)
----------------------------
Democrats might still nominate her. Which would be tremendous.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 07:29 AM (V6m/5)

25 Democrats might still nominate her. Which would be tremendous.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 07:29 AM (V6m/5)

Turning their OODA loop into OODA spaghetti.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 07:30 AM (Vq1pX)

26 No. I will not identify myself as human. Bite me.

Posted by: fd at December 11, 2025 07:30 AM (vFG9F)

27 the data shows that 81 percent of Minnesota households headed by Somali refugees are on one or more forms of welfare, including 27 percent who are on cash welfare, 54 percent who are on food stamps, and 73 percent who are on Medicaid.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to import more poor people when poor people have put you almost $40 TRILLION in debt?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 07:31 AM (gbOdA)

28 Early bird special! I was caught unawares. I went down the Wikipedia rabbit hole on Saxon/Viking kings and their names: Ethelred the Unready was succeeded by Swein Forkbeard (son of Harald Bluetooth) who was married to Sigrid the Haughty...we've lost a lot by not having official monickers like in the elder days.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2025 07:32 AM (kpS4V)

29 27 How fucking stupid do you have to be to import more poor people when poor people have put you almost $40 TRILLION in debt?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 07:31 AM (gbOdA)


Do not conflate stupidity with evil.


And as Milton Friedman observed, you cannot have open borders AND a welfare state. We should have neither, but there you go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2025 07:32 AM (x0n13)

30 White is the new fashion color.

The lefty commies disapproves. They are so racist.

Posted by: Case at December 11, 2025 07:33 AM (G1OIb)

31 21 Fun Fact: The French title for Animal House is, American College.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 07:26 AM (XV/Pl)

And Bluto is named Bibendum

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 07:33 AM (gbOdA)

32 Hegseth as both a man and as a leader is everything that the Left is not and will never be. He, and of course Donald Trump, who Hegseth represents, is a nemesis to be destroyed.

Just like they want to destroy Andrew Tate.

Can't have Alpha Males as role models to young men.

"Toxic masculinity" or something they only want to see in their swarthy male foreign invaders who come to rape them.

Better to emasculate white men, feminize them, feed them soy rather than red meat, then put them on women's psychotropics (mood stabilizers) and as a last resort cut their junk off and put them in dresses.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:34 AM (9Hs2w)

33
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 07:35 AM (tljrc)

34 "Couple's House Is Only 32 Sq. Ft., But Wait Till You See The Inside" | Sponsored

The internet has been ruined. It's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" at December 11, 2025 07:36 AM (vFG9F)

35 "Do not conflate stupidity with evil. "

wisdom for the ages, right there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2025 07:37 AM (Cjt/F)

36 "Couple's House Is Only 32 Sq. Ft., But Wait Till You See The Inside" |

What did they do? Hollow out a tree?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:38 AM (9Hs2w)

37 The modern court has the chance to restore the 14th Amendment and end the judicially invented version of birthright citizenship.
Can't wait for the KBJ take on this question.

I had a strange feeling I was with cooking gear
I smelled something cookin' and I looked to see
That's when I found out they was a-cookin' me
Great googa mooga, lemme outta here...

Posted by: Kunta Kinte Brown Jackson at December 11, 2025 07:39 AM (FGMmt)

38 @ 28, so very true, Eris!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2025 07:39 AM (Cjt/F)

39 "What did they do? Hollow out a tree?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure"

Garbage can.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" at December 11, 2025 07:39 AM (vFG9F)

40 I took one look at the Michelle Wolf article, specifically her pic, and clicked away. I don't need that this early in the morning.

Or at any time of the day, come to that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 07:39 AM (wzUl9)

41 Early bird special! I was caught unawares. I went down the Wikipedia rabbit hole on Saxon/Viking kings and their names: Ethelred the Unready was succeeded by Swein Forkbeard (son of Harald Bluetooth) who was married to Sigrid the Haughty...we've lost a lot by not having official monickers like in the elder days.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2025 07:32 AM (kpS4V)
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I have a huge poster-sized chart showing the complete lineage of the kings and queens of England up through QEII. It's pretty detailed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 07:40 AM (ESVrU)

42 slightly more than 5' x 6'? slightly less than 6' x 6'?

do.
not.
believe.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2025 07:41 AM (Cjt/F)

43 slightly more than 5' x 6'? slightly less than 6' x 6'?

do.
not.
believe.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2025


***
Do they sleep standing up like horses? If so, they both had better be less than 6' tall.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 07:43 AM (wzUl9)

44 After the ruling, “independent agencies” flourished – there are at least 19 of them now – moving the country inexorably toward the leftist vision of a powerful central government run by unaccountable “experts” liberated from the whims of voters.

Just looking around I count over 42 agencies and boards that claim to have no real accountability to congress or the President.
75% of the US Government workforce is employed by these “independent agencies”.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 07:44 AM (gbOdA)

45 “There [were] so many people coming to us, who were on active duty … saying … I’m going to be asked to do things I either don’t think are legal or I’m not trained for. What do I do?”
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If an order is obviously illegal you are duty bound not to follow it. If you have qualms about carrying out an order you feel is immoral or wrong, you always have the option as a thinking individual to refuse, but you must be willing to pay the consequences. There was a young officer back in the WoT who felt the Iraq war was wrong and refused to go, then was surprised to be held accountable for his braaaave moral stance. Probably joined to have his college debt paid off.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2025 07:44 AM (kpS4V)

46

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2025 07:45 AM (DDJSl)

47 “There [were] so many people coming to us, who were on active duty … saying … I’m going to be asked to do things I either don’t think are legal or I’m not trained for. What do I do?”
Slotkin Drops Stunning New Explanation for Releasing ‘Seditious Six’ Video

--

If I were a betting woman, I would state emphatically I believe this to be a complete and total lie. Especially being used as a pretext for their "Seditious Six" video.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

48 exactly, Wolfus

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2025 07:46 AM (Cjt/F)

49 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

50 Imagine 2 people trying to live on a 4x8 sheet of plywood. They could probably cram a cat in there too.

Posted by: fd at December 11, 2025 07:47 AM (vFG9F)

51
We do have such names these days. There's "Kamala the Lush" and her trusty sidekick "Timmy the Tampon".

Have we ever considered that our smart phones have lives of their own? I just swiped its screen and an item that read "How to Name Your Phone" appeared on the screen. I slooooowly turned around and got off of that path real quick!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 07:47 AM (xG4kz)

52 Wages of sin is death.

Wages of failure is a cushy state job.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 07:48 AM (gbOdA)

53 Ketanji the Kluless

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 07:48 AM (gbOdA)

54 More than 8-in-10 households headed by Somali refugees in the state of Minnesota are on one or more forms of American taxpayer-funded welfare...

==

But wait, I'm confused. I thought Somalis "built America." How can it be that they can't even support themselves and take care of their own families? /s

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

55 NYPost:

ChatGPT is accused of being complicit in a murder for the first time — allegedly causing the death of a Connecticut mother who was killed by her son after the AI chatbot fed his paranoid delusions, according to an explosive lawsuit filed Thursday. The lawyer behind the case calls the scenario “scarier than Terminator.” And even the chatbot itself admitted to The Post that it appears to bear some responsibility.

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 07:49 AM (Xac3k)

56 I have already named my phone. I call it "You Piece Of Crap".

Posted by: fd at December 11, 2025 07:50 AM (vFG9F)

57 "How to Name Your Phone"?

Okay. "Expensive Annoying Piece of Hardware That Is Occasionally Useful"

A little long, but accurate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 07:50 AM (wzUl9)

58 "Addictive Pocket Device"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 07:51 AM (wzUl9)

59 58 "Addictive Pocket Device"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 07:51 AM (wzUl9)

Judges would have accepted "dick".

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 07:52 AM (gbOdA)

60
There was a young officer back in the WoT who felt the Iraq war was wrong and refused to go, then was surprised to be held accountable for his braaaave moral stance. Probably joined to have his college debt paid off.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


It was equally likely that "he" joined to have his johnson taken off ... at taxpayers' expense.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 07:52 AM (xG4kz)

61
My phone is "OGR."

Omniscient
Glowing
Rectangle

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 11, 2025 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)

62 Here is a Japanese High School band playing Sing Sing Sing by Louis Prima from 1936.

https://youtu.be/arLCqkU7Kc0

They play with brio. Only for watching if there is no coffee?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

63 None of these shitbirds were drafted.

Don't re-up next time around, and go find another job if the military isn't right for you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 07:53 AM (Vq1pX)

64
I have already named my phone. I call it "You Piece Of Crap".
Posted by: fd


Hey, that's my laptop's name!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 07:54 AM (xG4kz)

65 And even the chatbot itself admitted to The Post that it appears to bear some responsibility.

Hell to that No.

We are NOT going to give inanimate objects standing in court.

What next, Fido is represented in court because the owner didn't provide treats?

I don't want to assume that AI has moral agency and is held accountable to subjective ethics whims of today's court and emotionally debased society.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:55 AM (9Hs2w)

66 Good morning everyone. Thx JJ.
While I agree that Trump's economy will be going well by the midterms, the Dems bigger problem will be that various Dem factions will continue to do insane things. That will push independents away from radical leftists who will be a lot of the Dem nominees

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 07:55 AM (D+mpw)

67 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 11, 2025 07:51 AM (PrEwq)

We are just so very fortunate that Biden was at the top of his mental and physical game during his Presidency .

Posted by: Aliasjonesjones at December 11, 2025 07:56 AM (PFs9e)

68 A Georgetown professor was caught on hidden camera calling black conservatives “coons” and saying he “works with stupid white people.”

Jonathan Franklin, a Georgetown professor, went on an undercover date with James O’Keefe, and when he realized he was talking to O’Keefe, he flipped out.

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 07:56 AM (Xac3k)

69 thx, fd, that's it precisely, my brain was still too slow to get there

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2025 07:57 AM (Cjt/F)

70 Testing

1
2
3

Posted by: Otto Q. Cumber at December 11, 2025 07:57 AM (pcnhy)

71 It has become increasingly difficult for me to understand why anybody still talks about the JEF and his beard. They are the two most loathsome creatures, in-power, to ever inhabit the Capitol. Maybe tied, comparatively, with the fucking Clintons.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 07:58 AM (1zOXE)

72 " And I repeat, I speak of rights. A machine has none. A man must. My client has the right to face his accuser, and if you do not grant him that right, you have brought us down to the level of the machine. Indeed, you have elevated that machine above us. I ask that my motion be granted, and more than that, gentlemen. In the name of humanity, fading in the shadow of the machine, I demand it. I demand it!"

Posted by: Captain Kirk's Attorney at December 11, 2025 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

73
Someone is thiiiiiis close to learning that "beejers" are not legal currency.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 07:58 AM (xG4kz)

74 Probably, when (if) the Democrats come again to power, they'll want a big show trial for those soldiers who blew up the Venezuelean drug dealers. Maybe they'll try to use the International Criminal Court.

Posted by: PG at December 11, 2025 07:59 AM (1GUBr)

75 'It's Such a Shame That Your People Survived': Columbia Report Details 'Disturbing' Anti-Semitism From Instructors at Ivy League School

--

Apply this exact statement from any instructor (lol) at any Ivy League School directed towards black people and let's just see how long they'd last with their flesh still attached to their bones, let alone keeping their employment.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

76
Maybe tied, comparatively, with the fucking Clintons.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Duty compels me to point out that the Clintons don't fuck with each other.

They do fuck with others, however.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 08:00 AM (xG4kz)

77 Probably, when (if) the Democrats come again to power, they'll want a big show trial for those soldiers who blew up the Venezuelean drug dealers. Maybe they'll try to use the International Criminal Court.

--

Make no mistake. The "Seditious Six" laid the groundwork for just such mass show trial prosecutions once they regain power.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 08:01 AM (qBdHI)

78 Hilary the Dried up Prune.

Bernie the spoon thief

Bill the deflower of virgins

John the Easter Island refugee

Kamala the laughing hyena

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 08:01 AM (W7XSX)

79 “ If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.”

1 Corinthians 13:1-3

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2025 08:02 AM (pqVDs)

80 Columbia University published its fourth and final anti-Semitism report on Tuesday.

Key Findings:
While we hate Jooz, there are several Ivy League Universities that hate Jooz with more fervor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:02 AM (gbOdA)

81 Not a shotgun wedding.

Kyle Rittenhouse breaks social media silence to announce marriage as bride totes AR-15 in photos

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 08:03 AM (Xac3k)

82 Barack the Jug Eared Fuck.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 08:03 AM (Q+gd/)

83 Most galling thing to me about Elissa Slutkin (Deep State-MI) is that she's doing this from a stolen seat.

Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:03 AM (xNHSX)

84 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

85 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

A prayer for {TiFW} this morning

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:04 AM (9ipOP)

86
Blame has got to be placed somewhere.

I was scrupulously neutral about computing devices until that odious and obnoxious "Clippy" character showed up. And don't get me started on Gates' cursed "below the radar" scum, "sticky keys".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 08:06 AM (xG4kz)

87 Barack the Jug Eared Fuck.

--

In honor of Allen B, I think it was, he's a Stuttering Cluster**** of a Miserable Failure.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

88 Haley Stevens (D- Ick) is a candidate for the Dems Michigan Senate nomination . That's why she's being idiotic. She's trailing badly . Mallory MacMorrow is the leader, a Michigan version of Abortion Barbie. I looked her up and her husband was the content head at Gawker. That senate race will be fun to watch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:06 AM (D+mpw)

89 I got an email this morning for "A Conversation with Kamala Harris". She is coming to town to talk about her book. Here's the text:

"Join former Vice President Kamala Harris for a night of surprising and revealing insights inspired by her #1 New York Times bestselling book, 107 DAYS.

How do we find hope and resilience in the face of adversity? During these special events, Harris will share her powerful and timely message about what it will take to move forward, especially for those feeling disheartened and disconnected from the political process. Harris will talk about her life story, her historic presidential campaign, the experiences that have shaped her personal philosophies, and her path to finding purpose.

With nuance, candor, and a unique perspective, Harris will lead a compelling conversation about how we collectively chart a blueprint that sets an alternative vision for our country now."

Gag. For only $35 you can also get a signed copy of her book.


Posted by: fd at December 11, 2025 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

90 I named my phone Phoney McPhoneface.

Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:06 AM (xNHSX)

91 Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2025 08:02 AM (pqVDs)

Perhaps consider forwarding it to Jasmine Crockett. For the daughter of a minister she seems to be very irrationally angry towards white people in her state.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 08:06 AM (PFs9e)

92 Iran is so damn tacky.

Put up a green screen or something, anything. Don't just sit there in front of a bare white wall in your stupid chest full of fake medals like a hump.

Make an effort, guys. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 08:07 AM (Vq1pX)

93 >> There [were] so many people coming to us, who were on active duty who —…

Absolute, total, unmitigated horseshit. The people who get that duty are well trained for it, and to a man and woman will execute that mission faithfully.

If they have any concerns they can take it to the CoC, not seditious politicians. That is their duty.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2025 08:07 AM (pqVDs)

94 Hegseth got it goin’ on.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2025 08:08 AM (o2ZRX)

95 It would be quite something to finally see Cuba libré after 65 or more years of being a communist slave state, if for no other reason than to see the jug-eared dog-eating piece of shit Barack Obama (who propped up the regime after Fidel was dragged down to Hell) shriek in agony as Donald Trump dynamites the statues of Castro, Lenin and Marx at that Havana reviewing stand, in the same manner as that giant Swastika was blasted off the reviewing stand at the Nuremberg Nazi rally site at the end of World War 2 – I Have a Dream Today!
====

Damn JJ take a breath!

BTW that swastika was blown off the top of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:08 AM (9ipOP)

96 Most people do their book tour before the stupid thing is remaindered. But you do you, lady.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 08:09 AM (Vq1pX)

97 Organizing my Stickies on my iMac, I wrote this in 2016:

The Progressives have shown they want to rule as a Kleptocracy, a Kakistocracy, and a Narcokleptocracy. Note the Oxford comma.

Plus ca change plus cèst la meme chose.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

98 Unto my last breath, the greatest threat to America's national security was is and always will be the Democrat Left.


Preach!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

99
Make no mistake. The "Seditious Six" laid the groundwork for just such mass show trial prosecutions once they regain power.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 08:01 AM


that's the real threat here

iff the leftards take control of the House in the mid-terms, they can start all kinds of witch hunts against service members who "followed (what the demtards consider) illegal orders"

they'll have subpoena power and will be able to drag the military over the coals to purge out the wrong-think

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 08:11 AM (tljrc)

100
Hakeem the Temu Emu

Ask me about my sombrero sale! Huge mark downs! Everything must go! Complementary tortilla chips and hot sauce for our first five hundred customers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 08:11 AM (xG4kz)

101 "For only $35 you can also get a signed copy of her book."

In addition to the $20?

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 08:11 AM (Q+gd/)

102 I used to call it ad-hocracy.

Rule by whim.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 08:11 AM (Vq1pX)

103 Hegseth got it goin’ on.
Posted by: Eromero

And the 'ettes want to see more pictures of him getting out of the ocean wearing only swim trunks, so we gots that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

104 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 08:11 AM (hS7lz)

105 I named my phone Phoney McPhoneface.
Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:06 AM (xNHSX)



Mine is Noneyabidness

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

106 With all the color revolutions the alphabet agencies have tried to inflict right here in the US of A, it wouldn't surprise me if the CIA or similar within the US actually handed Cuba intel that led to the Bay of Pigs.

We've had a lot of Red sympathizers. They're open about it now, and are even getting elected. But how many were subverting the country back then?

Posted by: Another Anon at December 11, 2025 08:12 AM (4h45B)

107 Hegseth and Rubio. Two brilliant choices by our Prez.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 08:12 AM (pDt9x)

108 Mel Tucker thinks Sherrone Moore is an idiot.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 11, 2025 08:12 AM (rJ48h)

109 THE ECONOMY, STUPID

I see a lot of videos on YT where certain economic things are persistently 'misunderstood'.

- People seem to believe that tariffs are affecting the price of food.
- People believe that inflation going down should mean that we have deflation.
- People fail to recognize the impact of tens of millions of people either taking jobs away from citizens or receiving benefits paid for by citizens.
- People fail to recognize the impact of the government requiring businesses to give raises to entry level workers.

I'm not sure how much of this is an op and how much is genuine economic ignorance. It's sad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

110 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 11, 2025 08:13 AM (pd4dZ)

111 A senior IRGC General just admitted on Iranian TV that the team that assassinated #Iran’s top nuclear scientist Mohsen Fakhrizadeh, was made up of Iranians, trained by Mossad.
Fakhrizadeh was the architect of Iran’s nuclear weapons project
• Killed in 2020 near Tehran in a precision ambush widely attributed to Israel.
What the official revealed on TV:
• No foreign hit squad, Mossad used local collaborators
• Recruits trained abroad in three short courses
• Cost per recruit: €25,000
• Israel built a covert network inside Iran
• Tehran is now executing people out of fear, not strength Iran spent decades claiming Israel was the “external enemy.”
Now it’s admitting the real threat is already inside the regime’s walls.

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 08:13 AM (Xac3k)

112 With nuance, candor, and a unique perspective, Harris will lead a compelling conversation about how we collectively chart a blueprint that sets an alternative vision for our country now."



This is not possible.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

113 Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

😉 I mostly put it up as a response to boob-a-palozza , but yes, he does look good coming out of the water with no shirt .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 08:14 AM (PFs9e)

114 The mystery surrounding the title of and content of Moore's thesis could be resolved with a cursory review of the document. But that, too, poses a problem for Moore. His office could not produce a copy of the document since we began requesting it in early November.

And good luck finding it at Oxford's legendary Bodleian Library, which archives all MLitt theses from the university's graduate students. A senior librarian told the Free Beacon she couldn't find "any trace" of Moore's paper, because he never submitted it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:14 AM (gbOdA)

115 AltonJackson

Congress has been very very careful to neuter the flag officer community. Congress approves all promotions at that level, and seem to be responsible for the rot in the flag officer ranks. Certainly no Patton or Cromwell is allowed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

116 Mel Tucker thinks Sherrone Moore is an idiot.
Posted by: mr tmz at December 11, 2025 08:12 AM (rJ48h)



Way to go out on a limb, there Mel. Just because I didn't know who you were before this, doesn't mean you can go so far off the rails like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

117 Good morning Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 08:15 AM (Wc8sE)

118 >>>Mel Tucker thinks Sherrone Moore is an idiot.

Started the day in Schembechler Hall as head football coach, finished the day in a jail cell.

That's rough, man.

Fun fact: Since 2014, when Jim Harbaugh was named head coach, Michigan has had 11 staffers either arrested (7) or banned from the sport for rules violations (4).

Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 08:15 AM (Y1sOo)

119
... in your stupid chest full of fake medals like a hump.

Make an effort, guys. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


One has to hand it to the top brass in the Norks' military services -- with those oversized hats, they have really got it going on!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 08:15 AM (xG4kz)

120 FenelonSpoke

I was thinking of your response to that video. I noted it for future use.

May you and your dear FenelonSpouse continue to be turtledoves, hand in hand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 08:16 AM (u82oZ)

121 Today is International Mountain Day. 🏔️

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

122 I named my phone Phoney McPhoneface.
Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:06 AM (xNHSX)


Mine is Noneyabidness
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)


I always name my wifi something referencing some government surveillance group. I suppose I could name my phone "Undercover Officer".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

123
Fun fact: Since 2014, when Jim Harbaugh was named head coach, Michigan has had 11 staffers either arrested (7) or banned from the sport for rules violations (4).
Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 08:15 AM (Y1sOo)



NO one cares about that. Notre Dame missing the CFP is the 'light your hair on fire' news of the year, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

124 "With nuance, candor, and a unique perspective, Harris will lead a compelling conversation about how we collectively chart a blueprint that sets an alternative vision for our country now."

This is not possible.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)
----
This is because it was clearly written by AI.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 08:17 AM (ESVrU)

125 New CO state law going into effect.

CO SB25-183

In 2024, CO voters approved Amendment 79, which:
1. Repealed the state constitutional amendment prohibiting the use of public funds to pay for abortions; and
2. Added an amendment recognizing the right to an abortion and prohibiting CO state and local governments from denying, impeding, or discriminating against the exercise of that right, including prohibiting health insurance companies from excluding coverage for abortion.

This current bill codifies changes to state law relating to abortion to conform with Amendment 79.

Current law requires the executive director of HCPF to authorize Medicaid reimbursement for family-planning-related services. This act expands the definition of "family-planning-related services" to include abortion care. The act requires the medical services board to include abortion care in the schedule of health-care services available for pregnant persons enrolled in the children's basic health plan [Medicaid].

Posted by: muldoon at December 11, 2025 08:17 AM (/iMjX)

126 Ban Arbor...Classy U

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2025 08:17 AM (/6GbT)

127 There's always an "FBI Surveillance Van" when I search for Wi-Fi in my area. Weird thing is, it's there no matter where I live.

Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:18 AM (xNHSX)

128
I'm not sure how much of this is an op and how much is genuine economic ignorance. It's sad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:12 AM (ExV1e)



As planned. An ignorant society is easily controlled.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

129 Today is International Mountain Day. 🏔️
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:16 AM (NpAcC)


You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/cPlxsQn5xBI

Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 08:18 AM (Wc8sE)

130 muldoon!

Good to see you posting.

I think I can break OPSEC to say I had a great time meeting you and yours. It is a golden memory.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

131 There's a boob-a-palooza?
Where?

Posted by: Most guys at December 11, 2025 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

132 ’m concerned I’m going to sent in uniform to an American city, you know, like L.A., Chicago, Memphis, and I’m going to be asked to do things I either don’t think are legal or I’m not trained for. What do I do?
-----------

They are such liars. This is like when Obama used to say that he received a "letter". Sure you did, dummy.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 08:19 AM (fexSQ)

133 Morning Horde. Makes so much sense . good info on Slotkin.

Fat girl from a uber wealthy family gets a job at CIA, with the purpose of being a Senator/ CIA agent. Losing on election night, while Trump is crushing it in Mich. No worries, use CIA software to make 500k split tickets

Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2025 08:20 AM (YCxFk)

134 " Today is International Mountain Day. 🏔️
Posted by: redridinghood"

*gets out mountain gun*

Posted by: fd at December 11, 2025 08:20 AM (vFG9F)

135 @111 the Iranians had executed at least 1400 by the end of November. The number is probably much higher. That area is getting sporty as the Iranians are pissed at the Taliban because of dams denying Iran water, the Pakis and Afghans are fighting, the Indians are helping the Afghans to piss off the Pakis, etc, etc , etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:20 AM (D+mpw)

136 The Bidens never really got a chance to set the high bar like the Obamas and Clintons, because Cadaver Joe was limited to one term. But they were on a trajectory, with Kamala onboard, to capture the flag.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 08:21 AM (1zOXE)

137 You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/cPlxsQn5xBI
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 08:18 AM (Wc8sE)



Well played, sir.

Comments are awesome. Straight from the top, they're lambasting the RnR HoF because of it being an embarrassing shithole of misery and uselessness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

138 I really like Jasmine Crockett's origin story, the one where she marched into the prosecutor's office and demanded he hire her because she's black.

1) it's a flat-out lie. Never happened. Could not happen. You don't just get to walk into the prosecutors office.
Fun fact: TX district attorney's are (used to be?) legally allowed to carry/own fully auto weapons.
There's a long history of absolutely not letting people just walk in.
She had an appointment.
If it ever happened.

2) While it sounds great--strong, empowered!--to AWFLs and black liberals, it's total cringe to anyone else.
Please keep retelling it

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 11, 2025 08:21 AM (HXT0k)

139 >> Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 08:06 AM (PFs9e)

You know better than me which parts of the Bible apply to Ms Crockett. And it’s not the good parts.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2025 08:21 AM (xkNPX)

140 UM's Athletic Director is going to be fired next. Just watch.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 08:21 AM (Y1sOo)

141 The Federalist
@FDRLST
Justice Thomas grills Russia collusion hoaxer Marc Elias about his rambling campaign finance arguments.

“I still don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 08:21 AM (Xac3k)

142 Jim Harbaugh by all accounts is a decent guy in his private life; Christian family man. BUT… he comes across (at least to me) as such a tool and he left behind a car wreck at Michigan (after winning a title of course)…. Sheesh

Reminds me of Pete Carroll leaving USC right before that place fell apart with NCAA sanctions (BTW all the horrible USC violations are now legal and encouraged)… college ball is a mess

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 08:21 AM (sj4m8)

143 Kumala can't even speak above a first grade level and we're supposed to believe she wrote a book.

Maybe she could write a Dick and Jane book but that's about it.

See Willy
See Willy's willy.

See see see,
See Willy's willy.

Suck, Kumala, suck.
Suck suck suck.
See Kumala suck Willy's willy.

Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:22 AM (xNHSX)

144
Today is International Mountain Day. 🏔️
Posted by: redridinghood


Until they publicly and loudly proclaim their pronouns for all to hear, they're getting exactly Doodly and Squat from this household.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 08:22 AM (xG4kz)

145 As planned. An ignorant society is easily controlled.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)


I have tried, in the past, to point out some facts to people but internet ignorance is aggressive and most of them don't want the truth anyway. They just want someone to pat them on the head, say it's not their fault, and give them $100M.

At least some of the girls are willing to give you some video of her banging a half dozen guys in return for the cash.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

146 "My OTHER CIA burner phone."

Posted by: Just don't tell Bob at December 11, 2025 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

147 Today is International Mountain Day. 🏔️
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:16 AM (NpAcC)



*whips out dick*

*shoves it in Chasten's ass*

BROKEBACK!!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 11, 2025 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

148 For Operation Spider’s Web to be a success, Ukraine was relying on a group of unwitting Russian drivers to transport their drones to the desired locations, with the truckers believing they were only hauling mobile wooden cabins.

Unfortunately, there was a small pool of drivers to choose from during the holiday as hungover drivers took the day off, making it far too risky to carry out the mission, SBU officials told the WSJ.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:23 AM (gbOdA)

149 NCAA and Ann Arbor Socialists wanted Jim Harbaugh gone, after he celebrated the over turning of Roe vs Wade on Twitter

Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2025 08:23 AM (YCxFk)

150 109 THE ECONOMY, STUPID

I see a lot of videos on YT where certain economic things are persistently 'misunderstood'.

- People seem to believe that tariffs are affecting the price of food.


I'm not sure how much of this is an op and how much is genuine economic ignorance. It's sad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

To be fair to point 1, if the food is an international food, like say chocolate from Germany, tariffs ARE affecting the price of that particular end user food. While food companies will eat most of the tariff, they will try to pass on what they can.

Yet, the reverse happens for American food products other countries are now no longer willing to import b/c of "get even" for our tariffs (see soybeans and China). Supply becomes larger here and drops the cost here, especially the more perishable it is.

So, with food tariffs, you get an uneven effect, and as far as I've seen, that effect has been positive for consumers overall, not negative, b/c we make a TON of our own food.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 11, 2025 08:23 AM (tOcjL)

151
Fun fact: Since 2014, when Jim Harbaugh was named head coach, Michigan has had 11 staffers either arrested (7) or banned from the sport for rules violations (4).

Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 08:15 AM


in my admittedly limited knowledge of college football, I still maintain that michigan football is now, and always has been, the filthiest program in all of college sports

drive past their practice facility and check out the parking lot...not a single "beater" in the lot, the players all drive 3 series BMWs. all of them.

been that way for years

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 08:23 AM (tljrc)

152 @FDRLST
Justice Thomas grills Russia collusion hoaxer Marc Elias about his rambling campaign finance arguments.

“I still don’t understand what you’re saying.”
Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 08:21 AM (Xac3k)



Yeah, I wouldn't exactly label that exchange "a grilling."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

153 I'm not sure how much of this is an op and how much is genuine economic ignorance. It's sad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 08:23 AM (hS7lz)

154 LinusVanPelt

Kansas State University lost a very good coach because he did not like the new college football culture. He resigned.
When you leave a job paying you millions, you know the work environment is bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

155 'It's Such a Shame That Your People Survived':
--------

LMAO these are the people who call *us* Nazis.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 08:24 AM (fexSQ)

156 I’m going to sent in uniform to an American city, you know, like L.A., Chicago, Memphis, and I’m going to be asked to do things I either don’t think are legal or I’m not trained for. What do I do?

Well... if you're absolutely certain that they're illegal, refuse the order. As you were trained to do. Of course, if you're wrong... and you're likely wrong, be prepared to spend a bit of time in prison and get an unfortunate discharge. Of course, you could try and convince others to follow your lead... then you'd be shot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

157 123
Fun fact: Since 2014, when Jim Harbaugh was named head coach, Michigan has had 11 staffers either arrested (7) or banned from the sport for rules violations (4).
Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 08:15 AM (Y1sOo)


NO one cares about that. Notre Dame missing the CFP is the 'light your hair on fire' news of the year, you see.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

Duke should complain. If a big conference championship winner doesn't matter, they might as well get rid of the championship games. No one complains when an upset happens in a CC game in college basketball to knock out a deserving team from the bracket. It should be no different here.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 11, 2025 08:25 AM (tOcjL)

158 Ironic that MTG is a devout Pro lifer, and the idiots on the left still embrace her. LOL

Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2025 08:25 AM (YCxFk)

159
True historical fact: Red Kammie's deep and abiding affair with Venn Diagrams started at an extremely young age when she mistook their characteristic interlocked circles as a "really cool!" variation of Hop-Scotch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 08:25 AM (xG4kz)

160 Are they propping up Kamala for another run (?) for President, because otherwise I don't see the point of her book tour. It's not as if people don't know who she is or that she needs more money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 08:26 AM (Nx5jP)

161 Just wait until Sharrone Moore's side slam files her lawsuit against the university. It's going to be wild.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 08:26 AM (Y1sOo)

162
Today is International Mountain Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:16 AM


cues up Mississippi Queen

(for bonus points, can you name a second Mountain song without looking it up? me neither)

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 08:26 AM (tljrc)

163 Nantucket Sleighride is the only other Mountain song I know of.

Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:27 AM (xNHSX)

164 Have a wonderful day, everyone.

An old Royal Navy toast:

Confusion to our enemies!

May we hold our heads up high because we are pragmatic, and avoid failure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

165 Posted by: Captain Kirk's Attorney at December 11, 2025 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

Couldn't remember Samuel T Cogley's name?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 11, 2025 08:28 AM (uQesX)

166 As planned. An ignorant society is easily controlled.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

One thing Brit Lass noticed when she arrived her sometime ago is that Americans didn't know anything - including basic medical shit - compared to her countrymen. Normally I don't take kindly to people shitting on Americans but she wasn't. She just noticed our education is woefully inadequate compared to what she assumed was "normal". Imagine how bad it is now. The Left have kept us in the dark for a long time.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 08:28 AM (fexSQ)

167 What does'nt Gretchen Whitmer take any heat for the scandals at Mich State or UM? Both state schools

Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2025 08:28 AM (YCxFk)

168 The Federalist
@FDRLST
Justice Thomas grills Russia collusion hoaxer Marc Elias about his rambling campaign finance arguments.

“I still don’t understand what you’re saying.”
---
Well, the whole argument in favor of the law is stupid.

It's basically "unlimited money to the candidate's party is a bribe, but unlimited money to the candidate's PAC is ... not."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 11, 2025 08:29 AM (HXT0k)

169 The official theme song for Mountain Day should be Joe Walsh "Rocky Mountain Way."

Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:29 AM (xNHSX)

170 > Just wait until Sharrone Moore's side slam files her lawsuit against the university. It's going to be wild.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 08:26 AM (Y1sOo)

I doubt it gets that far. Michigan's attorneys are probably working on a settlement and NDA right now.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 11, 2025 08:29 AM (rJ48h)

171
Kansas State University lost a very good coach because he did not like the new college football culture. He resigned.
When you leave a job paying you millions, you know the work environment is bad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2025 08:24 AM (u82oZ)



Nick Saban left the game because of NIL and the portal. It's unacceptable. Even professional athletes can't jump from team to team every year because they got their feewings hurt in practice that one time.

He said he wasn't going to waste his time recruiting a kid, spending tons of money along with the time and effort it takes to make a premier athlete only to see them leave because they didn't get the playing time they 'deserve.'

College football is an absolute mess right now.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the fact that my Red Raiders are in the CFP and ranked in the top 5 for the first time in program history. But that's mainly because they have a booster giving the school millions for NIL money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

172
What does'nt Gretchen Whitmer take any heat for the scandals at Mich State or UM? Both state schools

Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2025 08:28 AM


Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors

Posted by: AltonJackson | Contractual Obligation Comment at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (tljrc)

173 @114 Moore seems to have a bit of a problem with the truth. Pathetic because what he has done would make a decent resume for anyone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (D+mpw)

174 Sponge, wife is doing well? I hope Grammie is well too

Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (YCxFk)

175 To be fair to point 1, if the food is an international food, like say chocolate from Germany, tariffs ARE affecting the price of that particular end user food. While food companies will eat most of the tariff, they will try to pass on what they can.

Yet, the reverse happens for American food products other countries are now no longer willing to import b/c of "get even" for our tariffs (see soybeans and China). Supply becomes larger here and drops the cost here, especially the more perishable it is.

So, with food tariffs, you get an uneven effect, and as far as I've seen, that effect has been positive for consumers overall, not negative, b/c we make a TON of our own food.
Posted by: Nova Local


I'd bet the ones yelling about food costs affected by tariffs are really the ones screaming about how their SNAPS are being cut and how are they gonna feed their 6 ADD children. (All Different Daddies)

They ain't the ones buying imported fru fru chocolates from Germany and fromage from Fwance. Those that are understand how tariffs work.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (hS7lz)

176 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (77rzZ)

177 What does'nt Gretchen Whitmer take any heat for the scandals at Mich State or UM? Both state schools
Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2025 08:28 AM (YCxFk)

Nothing bad is ever due to a dem… especially a female dem. Kinda like Biden inflation is suddenly Trump’s fault….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (WnEm5)

178 Part D insurers’ bids coming in much higher than expected last year. In a letter last October, the budget gnomes said plan bids increased 42 percent from 2024 to 2025, 16 percentage points higher than the 26 percent hike they expected.

Bidenflation seems to be 16 to 20 percent no matter how you look at it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:31 AM (gbOdA)

179 JJ, I sent you a link yesterday.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:31 AM (77rzZ)

180 Right. The Mich QB got 10 million in NIL $ last year. Watch him go back into portal

Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2025 08:31 AM (YCxFk)

181 “I grew up in a Somali clan-based society … [where] Loyalty to kin was absolute. Loyalty to the nation was theoretical at best,” she writes ... (The Democrat Party is KLAN-based!, with a culture of civic corruption! - jjs)

Hirsi Ali: Americans Must Suppress Somali Culture of Civic Corruption


No need to suppress that culture when we can just deport that culture. Every single last one of them. And then ban indefinitely any immigration from Third World countries.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 11, 2025 08:31 AM (P5BPp)

182 169 The official theme song for Mountain Day should be Joe Walsh "Rocky Mountain Way."
Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:29 AM (xNHSX)

Judges would have accepted Rocky Mountain High.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:32 AM (gbOdA)

183
Ban Arbor...Classy U
Posted by: A dude in MI


Represented in Congress by a Dingell for nearly a hunnert years!

"Three generations of imbeciles is enough!"

-- some SCOTUS justice, sometime in the past

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 08:33 AM (xG4kz)

184 Well played, sir.

Comments are awesome. Straight from the top, they're lambasting the RnR HoF because of it being an embarrassing shithole of misery and uselessness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)


Thought you might like me using a song other than Mississippi Queen.

Iron Maiden concurs with those comments about the RRHOF.

Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 08:33 AM (Wc8sE)

185 Mrs. F. read Kamala's book and is confident Kamala has no idea what's in it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:33 AM (A0sqA)

186 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at December 11, 2025 08:33 AM (53oGX)

187 I'd bet the ones yelling about food costs affected by tariffs are really the ones screaming about how their SNAPS are being cut and how are they gonna feed their 6 ADD children. (All Different Daddies)

They ain't the ones buying imported fru fru chocolates from Germany and fromage from Fwance. Those that are understand how tariffs work.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (hS7lz)


The comments on tariffs are, almost exclusively, on videos about the high costs of dining out. About how McDonalds costs so much now. Chipotle costs so much now.

Not a whole lot of their ingredients are imported.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:33 AM (ExV1e)

188 I get to have my very last goal review meeting today. Yay!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

189 Duke should complain. If a big conference championship winner doesn't matter, they might as well get rid of the championship games. No one complains when an upset happens in a CC game in college basketball to knock out a deserving team from the bracket. It should be no different here.
Posted by: Nova Local at December 11, 2025 08:25 AM (tOcjL)



I don't disagree, but if you're going to do the insane practice of ranking an independent school in your top 10 every year, despite them playing a weak schedule most years, you can't say the conference championships mean so much, especially after Alabama getting absolutely SMOKED in theirs yet still making the playoff, and put every winner in.

I was happy Duke won to actually blow this idiocy of a 'committee' up even more.

It's an absolute mess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

190 Part D insurers’ bids coming in much higher than expected last year. In a letter last October, the budget gnomes said plan bids increased 42 percent from 2024 to 2025, 16 percentage points higher than the 26 percent hike they expected.

Bidenflation seems to be 16 to 20 percent no matter how you look at it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:31 AM (gbOdA)


I wonder how much of that is coming from Ozempic and the like.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

191 Just for ASS - the reason Venezuelan oil goes to Cuba is that it's the only way that Cuba can keep its antiquated, failing oil fueled electrical grid up. Since Cuba has no money to buy oil anymore, guesses are that some kind of arrangement between Maduro, Russia, and Iran keeps Cuba propped up.

The seizure of this tanker is likely to wreak havoc on Cuba's electrical grid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 08:34 AM (ZKT7t)

192 The official theme song for Mountain Day should be Joe Walsh "Rocky Mountain Way."
Posted by: Delurker at December 11, 2025 08:29 AM (xNHSX)

Judges would have accepted Rocky Mountain High.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:32 AM (gbOdA)


I happen to be in Colorado currently. Will dial those both up later when driving back to Denver.

Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 08:35 AM (Wc8sE)

193 Make no mistake. The "Seditious Six" laid the groundwork for just such mass show trial prosecutions once they regain power.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2025 08:01 AM

that's the real threat here

iff the leftards take control of the House in the mid-terms, they can start all kinds of witch hunts against service members who "followed (what the demtards consider) illegal orders"

they'll have subpoena power and will be able to drag the military over the coals to purge out the wrong-think
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 08:11 AM (tljrc)

What if the military, then, turns around and tells them that they're sick of their crap and it's "game on". These cretons better think this out before a very bad scenario is acted out.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 11, 2025 08:35 AM (5xuJ/)

194
Iron Maiden concurs with those comments about the RRHOF.
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 08:33 AM (Wc8sE)



They lost me immediately when Stevie Ray Vaughn wasn't first ballot and didn't enter until YEARS later on the same ballot as f*cking Green Day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

195 I get to have my very last goal review meeting today. Yay!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:34 AM (ExV1e)
====

Have you prepared your manifesto?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:35 AM (A0sqA)

196 College football is an absolute mess right now.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the fact that my Red Raiders are in the CFP and ranked in the top 5 for the first time in program history. But that's mainly because they have a booster giving the school millions for NIL money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

I hope Tech wins the whole thing… or Alabama (because of the Saban connection). But it’s getting harder and harder for me to enjoy watching this sport I used to love and grew up with. I saw Troy Aikman made a comment that he donated a good sum of NIL money to UCLA (where he played) and he said “never again” because the kid who got his money (people speculate it was QB Dante Moore) never said thank you and just picked up and left for a better offer at Oregon the next year.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 08:36 AM (WnEm5)

197
Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
Minnesota Food Plant Worker Exposes Violent, Filthy Third-World Chaos After Mass Somali Hiring

- They urinated and defecated everywhere
- Had to put up signs explaining how to use the bathroom, they ignored them
- Men washing their genitals in the sinks
- Brought in a roast infestation.
- Brought knives into the facility

“There's no rule of law. How do you expect them to integrate with within modern society is beyond me. It's a real problem and it's a major reason why I left Minnesota.”

https://tinyurl.com/485b7h24

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

198 Unemployment claims higher than expected, long term unemployment decreased

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:37 AM (D+mpw)

199 Remember: All campaign finance laws came in to being because the left hated getting beat so soundly by Nixon.

No, no! It wasn't because they are shitty people who have shitty ideas--it was all because one rich guy donated $1,000,000 to his campaign.

The grandfather of the "$100k in Facebook ad swayed the election."

But there has never been a Constitutional basis for campaign finance laws.
Reporting, yes. But spending or donation limits, no.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 11, 2025 08:37 AM (HXT0k)

200 I get to have my very last goal review meeting today. Yay!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:34 AM (ExV1e)
====

Have you prepared your manifesto?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:35 AM (A0sqA)


I don't follow the joke here so I'm going to assume it's because I said that it would be my last and you're suggesting that I'm going postal?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:37 AM (ExV1e)

201 Mrs. F. read Kamala's book and is confident Kamala has no idea what's in it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:33 AM (A0sqA)
----
What measures did you take to restore Mrs. F.'s IQ after she read that dreck?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 08:38 AM (ESVrU)

202 Sponge, wife is doing well? I hope Grammie is well too
Posted by: Jonah at December 11, 2025 08:30 AM (YCxFk)



She is, thanks for asking. She's still on the mend from surgery last week, but starting Jan. 1, she should have a new lease on life and start getting going full speed.

Last I heard, grammie is doing well with her treatments, praise be to God.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

203 I wonder how much of that is coming from Ozempic and the like.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

100%

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

204 @bennyjohnson
Minnesota Food Plant Worker Exposes Violent, Filthy Third-World Chaos After Mass Somali Hiring

- They urinated and defecated everywhere
- Had to put up signs explaining how to use the bathroom, they ignored them
- Men washing their genitals in the sinks
- Brought in a roast infestation.
- Brought knives into the facility

“There's no rule of law. How do you expect them to integrate with within modern society is beyond me. It's a real problem and it's a major reason why I left Minnesota.”

https://tinyurl.com/485b7h24
Posted by: redridinghood



You can't expect fourth worlders to integrate into a first world society.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 08:38 AM (hS7lz)

205 Fast food costs so much because the Aztec who flips the burger is getting $21 and the employer is paying another $12 in benefits.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:38 AM (A0sqA)

206 She is, thanks for asking. She's still on the mend from surgery last week, but starting Jan. 1, she should have a new lease on life and start getting going full speed.

Last I heard, grammie is doing well with her treatments, praise be to God.
Posted by:


Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 08:39 AM (hS7lz)

207 Brought in a roast infestation.

I'm gonna guess that this was supposed to be roach since roasts don't seem out of place at a food processing facility.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:39 AM (ExV1e)

208 "The official theme song for Mountain Day should be Joe Walsh "Rocky Mountain Way."

Billy the Mountain

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 11, 2025 08:39 AM (vFG9F)

209 "- Brought in a roast infestation. "

heh

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 08:39 AM (Q+gd/)

210 2 China is a ridiculous thorn in the ass and its high time America finally told it to fuck all the way off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Not so fast!!
~ 80% of Congress

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 08:39 AM (Dv3i1)

211 @bennyjohnson
Minnesota Food Plant Worker Exposes Violent, Filthy Third-World Chaos After Mass Somali Hiring

- Men washing their genitals in the sinks



"That the new thing, now? Walkin around, wearin' short dresses, sniffin' cocaine and washin' yo dick in the sink? Well.....why you put it in there? Somethin' wrong wit chu?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

212 Seeing as how Mountain Day falls in Zappa month.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 11, 2025 08:40 AM (vFG9F)

213 I get to have my very last goal review meeting today. Yay!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:34 AM (ExV1e)
---
Goal #1 - Do nothing.
Goal #2 - See Goal #1.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 08:40 AM (ESVrU)

214 Are they propping up Kamala for another run (?) for President, because otherwise I don't see the point of her book tour. It's not as if people don't know who she is or that she needs more money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 08:26 AM (Nx5jP)

They may not want Trump to know who to target yet. So a lot of it will be fog. Not that the woman doesn't want to run - maybe she does. Also she was definitely "chosen" for a long time - totally corrupt and probably owes lots of favors everywhere - they may still want her in.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 08:40 AM (fexSQ)

215 NO Somalis, NO Afghans, NO Haitians.

Kick ‘em all out.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

216 They lost me immediately when Stevie Ray Vaughn wasn't first ballot and didn't enter until YEARS later on the same ballot as f*cking Green Day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)


So many egregious examples. Foreigner just got in this year. I stopped keeping track but other notables who just got in or maybe still aren't -- Boston, Frampton, Bad Company.

Whatever. As Alex Lifeson said during Rush's induction -- "Blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah. Blah blah blah blah blah."

Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 08:40 AM (Wc8sE)

217 @191 Tom Servo, Cuba's electric grid is down regularly. If they have a major interruption of oil it could collapse completely and be unable to be restarted. It would be an awesome ricochet for Trump and the US if the Cuban communist government finally collapsed because of his policies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:40 AM (D+mpw)

218 What measures did you take to restore Mrs. F.'s IQ after she read that dreck?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 08:38 AM (ESVrU)
====

She took one for the team, but then again is a voracious reader.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:40 AM (A0sqA)

219 "The official theme song for Mountain Day should be Joe Walsh "Rocky Mountain Way."

Billy the Mountain
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 11, 2025 08:39 AM (vFG9F)



Voodoo Child

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

220 Young women's loneliness drives them to 'cuffing season,'

And anyone who tries talking about pursuing an actual relationship instead of a feel good fling is berated as out of touch or worse.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 08:41 AM (svLOV)

221 Two enchiladas verdes, rice, pinto beans and crema salad nine dollars. Ice tea, dollar fifty. My go to lunch at local restaurant. Not a chain, needless to say.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 08:41 AM (pDt9x)

222 >>You can't expect fourth worlders to integrate into a first world society.

It's worse. They never intended to assimilate and they are happy to tell you so. Their goal is to create a seperate political power structure to take over the west.

Radical Islam is not a movement of coexistence. It is a movement of domination. They are happy to tell you their plan. It's time the west started listening before it's too late.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 08:42 AM (viF8m)

223 Sponge, my best to your woman. I didn't realize she had been through surgery last week.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 08:42 AM (fexSQ)

224 Three plain tacos in the Mission $11
One Jarritos $3

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:43 AM (A0sqA)

225 Sponge, my best to your woman. I didn't realize she had been through surgery last week.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 08:42 AM (fexSQ)



THAT is an error on my part. I mean to type last MONTH. She had surgery mid November.

But, I still appreciate your sentiment. Very much so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

226 Goal #1 - Do nothing.
Goal #2 - See Goal #1.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 08:40 AM (ESVrU)


I'm going to tell her that my goal was to attend fewer meetings and that I've failed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

227 Those Somalis are a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with them, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at December 11, 2025 08:44 AM (FGMmt)

228 I don't know what impact Trump is going to have in the Cambodian Thai dust up. Thailand has finally had it with encroachment and is pushing back. I hope someone in his administration has some memory of the Vietnam War and all it's precursors.

Posted by: pawn at December 11, 2025 08:44 AM (EMg+d)

229 Trump needs to get Hirsi-Ali on his team.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 11, 2025 08:44 AM (VnsnO)

230 I'm gonna guess that this was supposed to be roach since roasts don't seem out of place at a food processing facility.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:39 AM (ExV1e)
*****
It was roach infestation. I left it the way Benny tweeted.
With beef prices as high as they are we could use a roast infestation.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

231 224 Three plain tacos in the Mission $11
One Jarritos $3
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:43 AM (A0sqA)

Food truck, or storefront?

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 08:45 AM (pDt9x)

232 Brisket, flavored with Somali testicles . Weird marketing strategy, probably from the Bud Lite wizards

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:45 AM (D+mpw)

233 Justice Thomas grills Russia collusion hoaxer Marc Elias about his rambling campaign finance arguments.

“I still don’t understand what you’re saying.”
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Handy tip for those explaining their case to USSC -

KBJ: "I don't understand" = she's an idiot
Thomas: "I don't understand" = you're an idiot

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 08:45 AM (Dv3i1)

234 They're taking about melting pots and cultural enrichment and all that nonsense, and meanwhile the lousy bastards ain't even housebroken.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 08:45 AM (Vq1pX)

235 I think the Calibri change during Biden was just laziness

it's the default font for MS

that's all. they were just lazy and didn't care about things looking good.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2025 08:46 AM (emBoF)

236
210 2 China is a ridiculous thorn in the ass and its high time America finally told it to fuck all the way off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

True, but China is dangerous, and still too much intertwined with our economy. As the wicked witch said, these things have to be handled delicately.

On the other hand, Venezuela and Cuba are much closer, are also a constant pain in the ass, and far too weak to be actually dangerous. Knock both of them down first and then get back to China.
Cuba should have fallen in 1989 when the rest of the Soviet Bloc did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 08:46 AM (4Vy0D)

237 233 Justice Thomas grills Russia collusion hoaxer Marc Elias about his rambling campaign finance arguments.


it upsets me that the Court even hosts that turd (Elias). he should have swung long ago.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2025 08:47 AM (emBoF)

238 Storefront place has been there 50 years

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:47 AM (A0sqA)

239 China was involved in that ghost ship, Tom.

someone posted the track of "ownership" on that thing. it was a wild, winding road indeed.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2025 08:48 AM (emBoF)

240 I think the Calibri change during Biden was just laziness

it's the default font for MS

that's all. they were just lazy and didn't care about things looking good.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2025 08:46 AM (emBoF)


You'd think that there would be a way to change the default so that poor, overworked diplomats wouldn't have to spend an extra 2 seconds every time they open Word.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

241 Today is International Mountain Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:16 AM

cues up Mississippi Queen

(for bonus points, can you name a second Mountain song without looking it up? me neither)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 08:26 AM (tljrc)

Rocky Top, On Top of Old Smokey, The Bear Went Over the Mountain?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 11, 2025 08:49 AM (uQesX)

242 I don't know what impact Trump is going to have in the Cambodian Thai dust up. Thailand has finally had it with encroachment and is pushing back. I hope someone in his administration has some memory of the Vietnam War and all it's precursors.
Posted by: pawn at December 11, 2025 08:44 AM (EMg+d)
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Unfortunately, Trump owns this now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:49 AM (A0sqA)

243 Clarence Thomas "grilling" Marc Elias. I like that idea in more ways than one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:50 AM (D+mpw)

244 238 Storefront place has been there 50 years
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:47 AM (A0sqA)

Remember well a mom and pop chinese food joint I frequented. Best Chinese food I have ever eaten. Multi generational. Watched their kids grow up hanging around the restaurant, then start working there. Szechuan and Hunan style.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 08:50 AM (pDt9x)

245 >- Men washing their genitals in the sinks
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Somali Costanza at December 11, 2025 08:50 AM (NgqoH)

246 Hahahahaha.


johnny maga
@_johnnymaga
Candace Owens questions why the Trump administration and Erika Kirk never reached out to her to learn more about her theory on the “French Foreign legion” and the “Egyptian planes’” connection to Charlie Kirk’s assassination.

“Shouldn’t that concern Erika?”

https://tinyurl.com/5yuhb2py

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

247 /rant
It pisses me off that when we finally have an administration that is fixing all the messes that previous admins started/let fester, and is making things better for the citizens, every power center in the US has gone Defcon 1 to stop it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 08:50 AM (Dv3i1)

248 210 you just gave the McTurtle a stroke

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & GOPe at December 11, 2025 08:50 AM (HeR4S)

249 The Ford Maverick has been named Motor Trend's Truck of the Year.

I'm a little shocked by that, especially since they rebranded their mid size 4-door car from the 70's to a truck that seems to be based on what the Ford Ranger was........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

250 A little info on the seized tanker;

It was flying a flag from a country other than that which it was registered in. That's reason enough for it to be boarded and the crew / cargo detained. It is a common ruse the Chinese, Russians, Iranians and anyone else who's trying to circumvent import restrictions or embargos will employ.

A couple weeks ago a Russian flagged tanker was interdicted by the US Navy and turned away from it's course... towards Cuba. It returned to Venezuelan waters. That story just sort of disappeared.

Same ship? Who knows.

The whole point of the US efforts with Maduro right now is to cripple the economy and create the conditions for an organic, native overthrow of his regime. Just like the Democrats try every time they're not in power here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 08:51 AM (NwnyJ)

251 JJ That's bad for any who has to see that. Wow.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 11, 2025 08:52 AM (ZRzmB)

252 247 /rant
It pisses me off that when we finally have an administration that is fixing all the messes that previous admins started/let fester, and is making things better for the citizens, every power center in the US has gone Defcon 1 to stop it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 08:50 AM (Dv3i1)

Sadly, with our system all of the good works can be undone every four or eight years. Elections are good, and bad.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 08:52 AM (pDt9x)

253 Idiot Pope says Idiot Things -

CASTEL GANDOLFO, Italy (LifeSiteNews) — Speaking with reporters on Tuesday, Pope Leo XIV denounced part of the Trump administration’s peace plan for Ukraine for supposedly trying to split from its alliance with Europe.

During Pope Leo’s brief December 9 remarks, the Pontiff emphasized that, while he hadn’t read the entire peace plan, he was disappointed that the U.S. appears to be trying to “break apart” from its long-standing alliance with Europe by not including them in the negotiations and criticizing their leadership in various interviews.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 08:52 AM (Dv3i1)

254 Remember well a mom and pop chinese food joint I frequented. Best Chinese food I have ever eaten. Multi generational. Watched their kids grow up hanging around the restaurant, then start working there. Szechuan and Hunan style.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 08:50 AM (pDt9x)
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Sad to say all of that is going away. Their kids do not want to be in the restaurant business. They are in technology, private equity, and real estate. All of those places are closing one-by-one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:52 AM (A0sqA)

255
(for bonus points, can you name a second Mountain song without looking it up? me neither)

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 08:26 AM

Rocky Top, On Top of Old Smokey, The Bear Went Over the Mountain?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 11, 2025 08:49 AM


should have read "...a second song by the band]/b] Mountain..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 08:52 AM (tljrc)

256 Dark-Fleet Tanker At Epicenter Of Iran's Shadow Oil Trade Seized By U.S. Commandos

"The Skipper has been repeatedly linked to sanction evasion tactics, including spoofing and mislabeled Iranian cargoes routed through Asia, raising alarms about ongoing maritime deception...."

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

257
oops

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 08:53 AM (tljrc)

258 A new magnetic “quick-release” hijab has been specially engineered for Britain’s growing number of female Muslim police officers, allowing the garment to instantly detach if grabbed during arrests, so that it cannot be used to choke the wearer while still preserving “modesty.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:53 AM (gbOdA)

259 You'd think that there would be a way to change the default so that poor, overworked diplomats wouldn't have to spend an extra 2 seconds every time they open Word.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:48 AM (ExV1e)
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Hey! It's the most productive work they do all day!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 08:54 AM (ESVrU)

260 OT, but even little boys like Hooters

https://tinyurl.com/mrj9sv37

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 08:54 AM (wA+Z+)

261 First there was an International Mountain Day, then there wasn't.

Posted by: Donovan at December 11, 2025 08:54 AM (Q+gd/)

262 I think the Calibri change during Biden was just laziness

it's the default font for MS

that's all. they were just lazy and didn't care about things looking good.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2025 08:46 AM (emBoF)

Normally I would say it's laziness but if the Left is doing it, it's likely nefarious and worth bucking against. There certainly is an "official" quality to serif fonts that doesn't exist in others. I like the legibility that comes with calibri and segoe ui but it's always worth reversing whatever the Left does so I'm for it.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 08:54 AM (fexSQ)

263 >I get to have my very last goal review meeting today. Yay!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

I've been following your retirement saga. I scheduled my "hey I'm retiring by the end of Q2" meeting with my CIO first week of Jan.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 08:55 AM (NgqoH)

264 London — Sperm from a donor who unknowingly carried a cancer-causing gene has been used to conceive nearly 200 babies across Europe, an investigation by 14 European public service broadcasters, including CBS News' partner network BBC News, has revealed.

Some children conceived using the sperm have already died from cancer, and the vast majority of those who inherited the gene will develop cancer in their lifetimes, geneticists said.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (gbOdA)

265 THAT is an error on my part. I mean to type last MONTH. She had surgery mid November.

But, I still appreciate your sentiment. Very much so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2025 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Ah well yes, good to know she hasn't had to go through more crap. In any event my best to her and you.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (fexSQ)

266 The Skipper has been repeatedly linked to sanction evasion tactics, including spoofing and mislabeled Iranian cargoes routed through Asia, raising alarms about ongoing maritime deception...."
Posted by: SMOD

He always has that uncharted desert isle where he can hide out, too, complete with Ginger and Maryanne.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

267 Illegal orders = Make your men take this poison jab, no dissent allowed, religious or otherwise

Legal order = fire on that unflagged boat bringing drugs into America

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (sKqQm)

268 “Shouldn’t that concern Erika?”

https://tinyurl.com/5yuhb2py
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:50 AM (NpAcC)
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I have heard more and more references to Candace as evil, which I'm not sure I would apply to anyone really. Who can know someone's heart but hashem?

But with her I'm willing to consider it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (A0sqA)

269 Ken Burns was just on Maria's show. He's a yutz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (D+mpw)

270 A millennium of wearing the stupid things and you dumbasses still haven't figured out the slip knot. Awesome.

No surprise, i guess, from a people who can't even grasp the concept of indoor plumbing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (Vq1pX)

271 255 Nantucket Sleighride for sure weekly. Mississippi Queen whenever I need to get up quick and get moving.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & GOPe at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (HeR4S)

272 >253 Idiot Pope says Idiot Things -

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Hey kind of forgot that 'render unto Caeser' thing...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (NgqoH)

273 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 11, 2025 08:52 AM (ZRzmB)

Hello, Sir. Good to see you.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

274 "Candace Owens questions why the Trump administration and Erika Kirk never reached out to her to learn more about her theory on the “French Foreign legion” and the “Egyptian planes’” connection to Charlie Kirk’s assassination."

If she gets any more self-empowered she'll explode. What a psychopath.

Tim Pool's deconstruction of her lies about him were well done.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 11, 2025 08:57 AM (VnsnO)

275 But with her I'm willing to consider it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (A0sqA)

Everyone is evil.

Some people just more noticeably so.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 08:58 AM (Vq1pX)

276 London — Sperm from a donor who unknowingly carried a cancer-causing gene has been used to conceive nearly 200 babies across Europe, an investigation by 14 European public service broadcasters, including CBS News' partner network BBC News, has revealed.

There was a story a while back about a doctor that ran a sperm clinic that just used his own sperm instead of the people he claimed were donors.

The news had the outrage from the mothers that had used his service, which i guess makes sense, but also the children.

But if your father was Random John instead of Doctor Skeevey you'd be a different person not you...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 08:58 AM (sKqQm)

277 Legal order = fire on that unflagged boat bringing drugs into America
____

Yeah, but I feeeeeelll like that is illegal, or should be.
-Retarded Liberal Seaman Apprentice

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 08:58 AM (Dv3i1)

278 269 Ken Burns was just on Maria's show. He's a yutz
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (D+mpw)

I liked his Civil War series. It seems he took the Stephen Iing Road. Never take the Stephen King Road.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 08:58 AM (pDt9x)

279 There [were] so many people coming to us"

Laugh, I thought I'd die...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 08:58 AM (XuXeR)

280 Ken Burns was just on Maria's show. He's a yutz
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (D+mpw)
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We turned her off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:58 AM (A0sqA)

281 I have heard more and more references to Candace as evil, which I'm not sure I would apply to anyone really. Who can know someone's heart but hashem?

But with her I'm willing to consider it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 08:56 AM (A0sqA)
*******
There's always an exception to every rule.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

282 During Pope Leo’s brief December 9 remarks, the Pontiff emphasized that, while he hadn’t read the entire peace plan, he was disappointed that the U.S. appears to be trying to “break apart” from its long-standing alliance with Europe by not including them in the negotiations and criticizing their leadership in various interviews.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 08:52 AM (Dv3i1)


Trump responded that, while he hadn’t read all of the pontiffs remarks, he was disappointed that the Pope was spending so much time commenting on shit which was outside his area of concern.*

* I may have made this up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

283 Re Cambodia and Thailand: Why can't these little shithole countries just sit down with a map and draw a boundary line that everyone can agree on?

"OK, you want this little shithole village? Fine, it's yours. We want this little shithole village, any objection? Fine, it's ours."

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

284 More than 85 percent of the utilities surveyed confidentially by research group Strider Technologies are using inverter devices made by companies with ties to the Chinese government and military. Many cybersecurity experts warn that the devices are vulnerable to hacking that can set off cascading outages.

gleen enerly

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 08:59 AM (gbOdA)

285 There's always an exception to every rule.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:59 AM (NpAcC)
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Even Rule #1?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 09:00 AM (ESVrU)

286 I paid no attention to Candace Owens when she was a thing and an equal amount now. However reading what everyone here and elsewhere are saying , the Nemesis awaiting her will be ugly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:00 AM (D+mpw)

287 >Even Rule #1?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 09:00 AM (ESVrU)

You just have to accept you're going to ride the ride once you punch the ticket.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 09:01 AM (NgqoH)

288 Every food processing plant is subject to FDA inspection. I would be looking to see who bought off the inspector

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:01 AM (sDNVV)

289 There's always an exception to every rule.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 08:59 AM (NpAcC)
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Even Rule #1?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 09:00 AM (ESVrU)

Heather Graham is my exception

Posted by: the way I see it at December 11, 2025 09:01 AM (KDPiq)

290 "OK, you want this little shithole village? Fine, it's yours. We want this little shithole village, any objection? Fine, it's ours."
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:59 AM (77rzZ)
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Le Duc Tho, is that you?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2025 09:02 AM (A0sqA)

291 Honestly, before he was murdered Charlie Kirk was not on my radar at all.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 09:02 AM (pDt9x)

292 With Candace and Tucker, my first instinct is that someone got them with money or threats. But maybe it's as simple as they were always whacked, and for a brief moment in time, their whackedness lined up with mine.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2025 09:02 AM (Dv3i1)

293 Even Rule #1?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 09:00 AM (ESVr
******
Yep.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

294 I've been following your retirement saga. I scheduled my "hey I'm retiring by the end of Q2" meeting with my CIO first week of Jan.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 08:55 AM (NgqoH)


Congrats! One thing I've learned having given 10.5 weeks of notice is that I wish I'd given 4.5 weeks of notice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

295 Any response to Pope Kyle should be to ask what he's doing about the genocide of Christians in Muslim lands and to get back to us when he's solved that problem

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2025 09:04 AM (sKqQm)

296 Europe is still reeling from Donald Trump’s decision to label the continent “decaying” and its leaders “weak”. But are the likes of Sir Keir Starmer and Emmanuel Macron doing much to disabuse the US president of this notion?
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The Brit newspaper Telegraph agrees with Trump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 09:04 AM (153Lh)

297
I did not know that, among his many fatuous titles, the Bishop of Rome had laid claim to "Defender of the NATO".

Zombie Henry VIII smiles about that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 11, 2025 09:05 AM (xG4kz)

298 Sounds like the dudes in jaunty hats who yell things like de oppresso liber have either been slacking off over there, or getting their orders from some severely vaccinated people in the five sided nuthouse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 09:05 AM (Vq1pX)

299 >>Pope Kyle

Pope Bob, Kyle's not here.

Posted by: The Vatican at December 11, 2025 09:06 AM (Y1sOo)

300 Europe has been decaying since just prior to WWI . Everything since has just been formalized destruction

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:06 AM (D+mpw)

301 Pope Bob, Kyle's not here."

Dave's not here either...

Posted by: man at December 11, 2025 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

302 >Congrats! One thing I've learned having given 10.5 weeks of notice is that I wish I'd given 4.5 weeks of notice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

Thanks. Mrs. Meta told me I should be prepared to be walked out of the building. I responded I can pack anything I care about into a small cardboard box and be out in three minutes. I am opting to give 6 months - I am in a very niche role and finding a back fill might take a bit of time. Taking the high road. My company has been very good to me.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 09:07 AM (NgqoH)

303 There's always an exception to every rule.
Posted by: redridinghood


Even Rule #1?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Yes. As long as you use Garrett's name.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:08 AM (hS7lz)

304 Newsom Posts AI Slop Video of Trump, Hegseth, and Miller in Handcuffs — Despite Championing Anti-Deep Fake Laws

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

305 I have always pointed out that we have had multiple periods in our history where it looked like we were headed in the wrong direction and soon be finished. The 60’s and early 70’s being one of those periods. The present always looks worse to the people than what has occurred in the past.

That said , I have to admit that I don’t believe there have been so many political leaders ever that openly express their hatred of America as there is today.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 11, 2025 09:09 AM (KDPiq)

306 World War I was the mortal wound for Europe, as comment 300 indicates. Besides the blood letting it destroyed the spirits of their best.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 09:09 AM (pDt9x)

307 María Corina Machado Escapes Venezuela in Speedboat via the Curacao Route to Attend Her Nobel Peace Prize Awards Ceremony

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 09:09 AM (RHGPo)

308 Fire on the mountain, lightning in the air
Gold in them hills and it's waiting for me there

Posted by: muldoon at December 11, 2025 09:09 AM (/iMjX)

309 For what it may be worth to you, and the settle a bet, Mountain did a great version of Jack Bruce and Pete Brown's "Theme for An Imaginary Western." So that's three.

There were two sports scandals at Michigan State. One involved that Olympic training doctor, the other was thuggery among the football players. We're nestled between Columbus and Ann Arbor, so malcontents here wish a pox on both houses, and used to say that MSU was the "quality" program in Michigan. So that one really hurt. The CMU Chippies are still pretty stout fellows.

I don't see how the NCAA noble-savage mythos of the "student athlete" survives the transfer portal and NIL. I grew up anti-Sport, and may have to go back to it. This will go down hard because my wife is commissioner of a fantasy league.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 11, 2025 09:09 AM (zdLoL)

310 @308 muldoon , thx for the Marshall Tucker reference

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:11 AM (D+mpw)

311 In the spirit of the holidays, we need boobies in the art thread.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lactation of the women.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 09:11 AM (1zOXE)

312 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Minneapolis Mayor Frey: "I was the first one to let the IsIamic call to prayer, 5x per day"

https://tinyurl.com/2p9tx9cc

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

313 The intelligence service of Denmark, a NATO ‘ally’ currently under the rule of left-liberal globalists, has caused quite the stir across Europe and the globe after it labeled the United States as a potential security concern, a stunning shift for a country long conditioned to defer to NATO orthodoxy.

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 09:11 AM (RHGPo)

314 If you don't want someone to actually read what you've written, you use a Sans Serif font. The end tends to skim over the letters when they don't have the little marks to link them together. Calibri is sans serif, Times Roman is serif.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 11, 2025 09:11 AM (+mUZM)

315 I think the murder of the Romanovs is where Europe started to slide

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at December 11, 2025 09:11 AM (ZxPkt)

316 Speaking of Popes, here's a picture of Pope Benedict as a little boy and what he wrote for Advent. From nc register site:

https://tinyurl.com/2jxyj67u

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 09:12 AM (Nx5jP)

317 World War I was the mortal wound for Europe, as comment 300 indicates. Besides the blood letting it destroyed the spirits of their best.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 09:09 AM (pDt9x)

Europe had been in continuous war since European countries were created. I think the Cold War was the longest period of no war .

Posted by: the way I see it at December 11, 2025 09:12 AM (KDPiq)

318 Batshit Crazy Michigan Dem Rep Files Impeachment Articles Against RFK Jr., Accuses Him of Abandoning “Science” and Endangering Americans

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2025 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

319 I am in a very niche role and finding a back fill might take a bit of time. Taking the high road. My company has been very good to me.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 09:07 AM (NgqoH)


That was me. Company wasn't as good to me as it could have been but it was good enough.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

320 @312 Frey doesn't seem to A) realize he's Jewish and B) his fate when the Muzzies take over

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:14 AM (D+mpw)

321 Current temp in west metro Denver is 63F

this is December, right?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at December 11, 2025 09:15 AM (ZxPkt)

322 Speaking of Popes, here's a picture of Pope Benedict as a little boy and what he wrote for Advent. From nc register site:

https://tinyurl.com/2jxyj67u
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 09:12 AM (Nx5jP)
******
I wish he had been pope for a longer time.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

323 When are we going to get a pope that isn't a benchwarmer? Up your game, padre!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 09:16 AM (1zOXE)

324 World War I was the mortal wound for Europe, as comment 300 indicates. Besides the blood letting it destroyed the spirits of their best.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2025 09:09 AM (pDt9x)

Read a book about the Battle of the Somme. It was pure madness… not really war, it was mass murder. Because of the way the BEF was organized, the young boys/men of entire communities were wiped out in a matter of hours. That Haig guy, not sure how he could live with himself

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 09:16 AM (5MZNC)

325 Down South we are going to be 70 for a high but going to get the polar vortex come Monday and have a brief period below freezing .

Posted by: the way I see it at December 11, 2025 09:17 AM (KDPiq)

326 >>There were two sports scandals at Michigan State. One involved that Olympic training doctor

The doctor, Larry Nassar, was not employed by MSU's athletic department. He was employed by the university's department of medicine. It wasn't a "sports scandal."

Posted by: one hour sober at December 11, 2025 09:18 AM (Y1sOo)

327 Thur Hi 64 down here by the bay.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:18 AM (gbOdA)

328 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 11, 2025 09:16 AM (5MZNC)

The perfect storm of advanced weaponry and old school tactics.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 11, 2025 09:18 AM (KDPiq)

329 >323 When are we going to get a pope that isn't a benchwarmer? Up your game, padre!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 09:16 AM (1zOXE)

When all you have are Cardinals Euroweenie and American Commies to choose from this is what you get. I wanted the pipe hittin' African Cardinal to be elected.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 09:18 AM (NgqoH)

330 Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

He did seem like a very erudite and caring man of faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 09:19 AM (Nx5jP)

331 Dana Loesch put together a montage of Tucker asserting he's never met people or doesn't know them coupled with clips of him talking to them on his show. Likewise, he often alleges he knows people like Bill Ackman but in fact has never met them.

He lied about his father in the CIA and told a very detailed and dramatic story about a plane crash he was in that was a lie.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 11, 2025 09:19 AM (VnsnO)

332 “We’re the only great country that lets other people just come in without vetting them and deciding whether they’re really going to help the economy of America,” Lutnick said Thursday on CNBC’s “Squawk Box.”

“Let’s bring in the top of the best,” he said. “Let’s help them grow America and build America. Why should we take people who are below average? It just doesn’t make any sense.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:19 AM (gbOdA)

333 Europe had been in continuous war since European countries were created.

I think the Cold War was the longest period of no war .
Posted by: the way I see it


That's because those that could war were dead, thanks to I & II.

Those that couldn't/wouldn't war were all that was left.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:20 AM (hS7lz)

334 That Haig guy, not sure how he could live with himself
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


A lot of memoirs were written by the leaders afterward in an attempt to shift the blame for what happened.

Give Churchill credit. He was not mostly to blame for the Gallipoli disaster, but he took the blame for it, resigned from the government, and went off to the trenches of the Western Front. You'd never see that kind of thing today.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:21 AM (77rzZ)

335 Tucker Stossel et al believe their own shit

Someone I work on daily not to do.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:21 AM (gbOdA)

336 There's a dragon with matches
loose on the town
Take a whole pail of water
just to cool him down
Fire, fire on the mountain

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 09:21 AM (viF8m)

337 something not someone

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:22 AM (gbOdA)

338 Ultimate proof that AI is a crazy bubble has arrived, as Disney announces it is investing $1 billion it doesn't have in OpenAI and signing up to allow it's IP be used in the ChatGPT "Sora" image generation tool.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2025 09:22 AM (plCXF)

339 You can't want a flood of illegals AND bitch about the economy or the country. You get one or the other.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 09:23 AM (fexSQ)

340 @324 Linus, in the early nineties I had a legal secretary from England, about 60 years old . One day she asked if I had been watching the PBS documentary on WW I. I said yes and she asked if they covered the Battle of the Somme last night. I said yes and she said good I taped it last night. I asked about her interest and responded ' well you see my father's eldest brother Reggie was killed in the first day of the Somme. My response "huh?". He died fifteen years before she was born. I am a history head, but that blew me away

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:23 AM (D+mpw)

341 > Down South we are going to be 70 for a high but going to get the polar vortex come Monday and have a brief period below freezing .
-------------
Here in KY...
Saturday night - 6F
Sunday - 14F
Sunday night - 1F

And it ain't even winter yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2025 09:24 AM (NwnyJ)

342 JetBlue unveils first ever airport lounge, BlueHouse. Here’s what’s inside

I imagine it is a cross between a WaHo and Mels Dinner with more surly waitresses and EBT customers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:24 AM (gbOdA)

343 That Congresswoman Steven’s is another goblin-faced chubster just like Slotkin and Tliab. Michigan is not sending their best.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 11, 2025 09:24 AM (R86kT)

344 Morn' all...Just wondering if Stateless has been around.. I think that's the name... He had a problem with his brother over a house ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 09:26 AM (VE6XX)

345 He did seem like a very erudite and caring man of faith.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 09:19 AM (Nx5jP)
******
Yes.
I do pray that Pope Leo gets red-pilled as to how evil the Democrats are. He first needs to be shown how the Democrats are destroying families and children by pushing gender ideology on them and sexualizing them in school.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 09:26 AM (NpAcC)

346 >342 JetBlue unveils first ever airport lounge, BlueHouse. Here’s what’s inside

I imagine it is a cross between a WaHo and Mels Dinner with more surly waitresses and EBT customers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 09:24 AM (gbOdA)

I flew JetBlue out of PHL once. It was...something.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 09:27 AM (NgqoH)

347 Trump needs to get his ass over there to the Vatican and get the Pope rolling in the right direction. It has to happen.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 09:27 AM (1zOXE)

348 Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2025 09:26 AM (NpAcC)

Yes indeed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 09:28 AM (ix8EF)

349 They weren't gonna let any normal pope in. It was never gonna happen. Chicago was the clue.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 09:28 AM (fexSQ)

350 Some elected GOP shitheels are wondering why the turnout in the Miami mayoral race was so low. Gee, I wonder why.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 11, 2025 09:28 AM (abIsI)

351 Sure, there's a lot of craziness in the news. But the GOP will save the Republic at midterms!

* ducks *

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 11, 2025 09:28 AM (pd4dZ)

352 Morn' all...Just wondering if Stateless has been around.. I think that's the name... He had a problem with his brother over a house ?
Posted by: It's me donna

That issue got resolved in his favor (he got the house). He has been pretty upbeat since then as a result. Haven't seen him here in a few days, though.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

353
That issue got resolved in his favor (he got the house). He has been pretty upbeat since then as a result. Haven't seen him here in a few days, though.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

That's why I asked..

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2025 09:29 AM (VE6XX)

354 During a recent interview with the far-Left Daily Beast, Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-MI), one of six Democrat lawmakers who collaborated on the infamous video telling service members they have a duty to refuse “unlawful orders,” made an extraordinary claim.

------------

Next you'll be telling me that another one of the Seditious Six is the wife of treasonous traitor Jake Sullivan.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 09:29 AM (enCV9)

355 Cold broad up

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (hS7lz)

356 347 Trump needs to get his ass over there to the Vatican and get the Pope rolling in the right direction. It has to happen.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Send Melania over with the jawbone of an ass in her hand to beat his face in if he doesn't listen to reason.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 11, 2025 09:31 AM (abIsI)

357 Noodus gratia artis.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

358 The Supreme Court Should Overturn Wong Kim Ark

------------

Sum Ting Wong > Wong Kim Ark

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 11, 2025 09:33 AM (enCV9)

359 He was employed by the university's department of medicine.

You go to hell. He was employed by the US Olympic Committee, and my daughter is a member of an Olympic team.
Shut up and sit down. It was a sports scandal, dickless.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 11, 2025 09:37 AM (zdLoL)

360 The same media that yelled “CHEAP FAKES” about videos showing Joetato being a dementia patient uses unnamed sources to lie about any and all people associated with POTUS Trump.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 11, 2025 09:48 AM (xvV+O)

361 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

"...President determined to thwart the influx of deadly fentanyl and other narcotics from overseas..." 👍

The tip of the iceberg, locally -
CBP officers seize nearly 7 lbs. of meth at Delco (Pa) shipping facility. 5 days ago (Shipment heading to the Netherlands)

FBI, Philadelphia police conduct gang, drug trafficking bust in Kensington (a decade long operation distributing Fentanyl, cocaine, crack cocaine and heroin.) Oct. 25

Delaware (state) detectives and the FBI have seized a significant fentanyl stash in a major drug bust, likely saving lives. June '25

6 arrested after undercover drug operation in Delaware County. Mar 2025 (Cocaine)

The local Health Department (a C19 funding creation): DELCO REVIVE! - LEARN TO SAVE A LIFE WITH NARCAN, TEST STRIPS, AND TRAINING.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 11, 2025 11:22 AM (NFX2v)

362 Slotkin, a progressive political creation, a front, a Democratic Party efforts to both sway & control military, veteran votes.

New Republic, February 11, 2020, 'Pete Buttigieg and the Democrats’ Veteran Problem'
For years, the party has pushed for lackluster military candidates and a "camouflage wave." In 2020, many veterans on the left have different ideas.

Open Secrets, VoteVets.org, Independent Expenditures 2024

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 11, 2025 11:22 AM (NFX2v)

363 Outside of the mainstream media -

>Facebook - Vets for Slotkin, 337 followers, 34 following

>Kyland Young Instagram reposted by Slotkin -
1d
(in part) Last month, the day after Veterans Day, I had the opportunity to meet with Senator Slotkin at a town hall hosted by @votevets. Since caring for veterans shouldn’t begin and end on a holiday — and so many hosted by @votevets. Since caring for veterans shouldn’t begin and end on a holiday — and so many need support throughout the year! 235 likes

Kyland Young is a young influencer normally with a large following.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 11, 2025 11:22 AM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 11 December 2025

Top Story

  • Had a thunderstorm roll through last night and some of the lightning strikes came pretty close, but it passed without event. Or so I thought.

    When I went to turn off the lights in the kitchen, it got very dark and very quiet. The only light remaining was the clock on the oven; everything else had lost power. And when I went downstairs to reset the breaker, it wasn't having it.

    Put the fridge on an extension cord overnight - the rest of the house had power - and left it for the morning.

    This morning I unplugged absolutely everything, reset the breaker - which now accepted its fate - and plugged things in again one at a time, waiting for it all to go phut.

    Got down to the bar fridge and the dishwasher, which are on the same plug somehow. Took a deep breath, and plugged them in.

    They work. Everything works.

    I dunno.


  • Operation Bluebird wants to steal Twitter's trademark from Twitter. (The Verge) (archive site)
    We have built a social platform that will look familiar to those that used legacy Twitter, but with new tools that provide a safer experience and empower the user to decide what types of content they engage in.
    It's a hugbox for crazies.

    Like Bluesky. But we already have Bluesky. For now; it's dying pretty swiftly.
    Intellectual property attorney Douglas Masters says he is doubtful that Operation Bluebird's claims will be successful. "I don't know that the record ultimately will show that even though they [X Corp.] switched to X, that they intended to give up all of their commercial use and rights in the word Twitter," Masters tells The Verge.
    Well, yeah. You can go to twitter.com right now and it works.



Tech News

Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: And more, much more than this, I did it my way, or no way at all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 04:01 AM (sQBXy)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS)

3 st

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 11, 2025 04:02 AM (+I6Y/)

4 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 04:02 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Nice score, BD!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:02 AM (RuTUS)

6 Morning all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 11, 2025 04:02 AM (BLOW1)

7 Pixy how are the kids making out under their overlords in Australia?

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 04:03 AM (Ia/+0)

8 Good morning.

"Look on my Works, ye Vegemighty, and despair!"

-- Aussiemandias

Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at December 11, 2025 04:03 AM (4/ps2)

9 >>>This morning I unplugged absolutely everything ... and plugged things in again.... Everything works.

Like the man says!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:05 AM (RuTUS)

10
I'm mystified by the un-Twitter that wants to be Twitter. Like, they want to be mistaken for Twitter for purposes of gathering accounts, except that they don't want anyone to mistake them for Twitter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2025 04:08 AM (1N/bM)

11 Yay, a Fluffy Nuggets, Jr., sighting!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:08 AM (RuTUS)

12 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 11, 2025 04:15 AM (MmTZZ)

13 Loverboy - Turn Me Loose

MPPPP will be liking some of the B&W clips in the video!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:17 AM (RuTUS)

14 7 Pixy how are the kids making out under their overlords in Australia?
Posted by: Skip


They've either learned that the controls only exist on apps, not on the web, or they're going crazy and calling the mental health support lines.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 11, 2025 04:17 AM (BLOW1)

15 Loverboy - Turn Me Loose

He is really singing his heart out.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:19 AM (RuTUS)

16 I saw Loverboy live at Killian's in Ybor City (Tampa). Around 1995 or so. They were REALLY good. I was kind of surprised. By the time 1995 rolled around, there time had long since passed. Still, they put on a hell of a show and sounded fantastic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 11, 2025 04:24 AM (MmTZZ)

17 I have a friend going through a divorce and I believe that song would resonate in a good way.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:27 AM (RuTUS)

18 16 I saw Loverboy live at Killian's in Ybor City (Tampa).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 11, 2025 04:24 AM (MmTZZ)

They're on tour!

https://loverboyband.com/pages/tour

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:29 AM (RuTUS)

19 They've either learned that the controls only exist on apps, not on the web,
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 11, 2025 04:17 AM (BLOW1)

One of the lessons of the social media era was that a lot of .com bloggers and content providers went “in-house” at Facebook, Twitter etc. and suddenly became very susceptible to censorship and content moderation. They lost their independence and frequently were deplatformed. I wonder if the new censorship regime will drive creators back to creating their own websites to avoid that fate?

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 11, 2025 04:30 AM (km+Lu)

20 Hence another nugget from the same era

https://tinyurl.com/57n9upah

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 11, 2025 04:34 AM (km+Lu)

21 20 Hence another nugget from the same era

https://tinyurl.com/57n9upah
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 11, 2025 04:34 AM (km+Lu)

They (38 Special) are also on tour!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:44 AM (RuTUS)

22 Woman overcomes her grumbling and anger by a new way of praying. James 4:6-10:

https://tinyurl.com/4djd7j2p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 04:44 AM (looXz)

23 I wonder if the new censorship regime will drive creators back to creating their own websites to avoid that fate?

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 11, 2025 04:30 AM (km+Lu)

We'd probably already be at that point, for conservatives/right, if Elon hadn't bought Twitter.

Before then, the trend was to create "freedom of speech" social media alternatives like Gab, Parler, Truth Social, Rumble, etc.

As AI gets better at creating websites, I suspect people will go back to blogging more, like Substack has been pretty successful at.

If we could somehow create a standardized system of federated/p2p ways to do social media, like Bluesky and Mastadon do, then people could create their own blog/social media portal for themselves that can't be blocked by corps or governments as easily.

Instead people will have to individually block users they don't want to interact with. Which is the way it should be instead of faceless corp/gov moderators doing all the banning based on political correctness and expediency.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 04:45 AM (6ydKt)

24 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Yeah, I'm still up - I figure I am too wound up tonight to sleep. Not scared or anything like that - I have had so many surgeries in my lifetime that there really isn't any fear associated with it any more.

Plus, since I have a medical port, I won't have to have an IV, which is ALWAYS the part that I dread. I have tiny baby veins, and the pre-op folks can never get an IV to work on me.

One time I woke up to find that the OR staff had relocated the IV in my foot! I think the vein in my arm had blown not long after they knocked me out....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 11, 2025 04:46 AM (SRRAx)

25 Miracle at the airport . Fairhpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/ykbzbynz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 04:49 AM (looXz)

26
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2025 04:50 AM (tljrc)

27 Good morning. TIFW😊

Will be praying for you and your medical team today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 04:50 AM (looXz)

28 >>>It's a hugbox for crazies.

Good idea to have them all in one place, maybe. Well, not "all," but "many."

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:50 AM (RuTUS)

29 Morning all. Prayers Teresa.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 05:04 AM (cNcja)

30 Never heard of a foot IV, but then medical operations are not my Forte

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 05:11 AM (Ia/+0)

31 I am reading a lovely book for Advent and Christmas called "Jesus Listens" by Sarah Young.
She says in one devotional that she searches for signs of the Lord's presence everyday. "Sometimes You communicate with me in grand, unmissable ways-"Coincidences that are clearly the work of Your hands.At other times I get more subtle glimpses of you. These are often so personal that other people wouldn't even notice them. Yet these
Subtle signs bring me profound joy. "

The more attentive I am , the more I can find You in the details of my day. So please help me to stay alert- being on the lookout for for delightful displays of your presence ."

She also reads scripture where she sees God most clearly.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 05:13 AM (lQ+/f)

32 Killian's in Ybor City (Tampa), LoverBoy. Everytime I listen to the musical interlude before the comments I get that feeling that time is marching on. I used to hang out in Ybor City and had a good time everytime. Now I think most of the music I know is unknown to the youngsters of today. We are or soon to be just a cranky old man, saying 'back in the day'. I don't even know what music is popular today like in the days of good music videos on MTV.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2025 05:14 AM (wlQdF)

33 Hit that Twitter link for fun and first thing that popped up for me was a video of US commandos being dropped on a Venezuelan oil rig and taking it over. This is big; the US is cutting off all of Maduro's external income.
Those who've been crying that Trump is going to invade Venezuela don't understand at all; there's no need for a physical invasion. Cut off all their financial lifelines, which are just Oil and Drugs, and Maduro will fall.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 05:14 AM (ZvtE+)

34 Clear and windy, was howling some when I got up

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 05:16 AM (Ia/+0)

35 Good morning from the GPROMD where it's in the 30s and the wind is making attempts to bypass my coat. Today is the end of my work week as tomorrow is the company party and I could not see the logic of making several trips during the day.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 05:17 AM (svLOV)

36
30 Never heard of a foot IV, but then medical operations are not my Forte
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 05:11 AM (Ia/+0)

Wife had one put in the back of her hand once; that left behind bruising for about 2 or 3 weeks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 05:17 AM (ZvtE+)

37 Maduro's palace is right next door to the Venezuelan national bank. He probably has a secret tunnel right into the vault so he can help himself when ever he needs some more gold. Going to be hard to get rid of him. Maybe I watch to many James Bond movies.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2025 05:21 AM (wlQdF)

38 From the Verge article:

A post on Operation Bluebird’s LinkedIn page suggests the startup would use AI for fact-checking and moderation.

This is already proving to be a huge problem on YouTube with AI taking out videos left and right that had no real basis to be removed.

They're going to make this move based on some theory that AI is not biased, which is BS as they've all been trained on internet data and a lot of academic papers.

AI's entire 'brains' are filled to the brim with leftist mush and they'll act accordingly based on whatever moral, ethical, and legal values it's trained on - so yeah, AI-AWFLs is what you'll end up with moderating the internet.

Even Grok isn't immune to left-wing bias.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 05:24 AM (6ydKt)

39 Apparently, yesterday the House voted to get rid of one of Trump's EOs. Does anyone know which one?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 05:25 AM (ExV1e)

40 About 7 hours ago, my notebook decided to stop charging the battery. Down to 10%. Oh shit. Tried the usual stuff. No go.

WTF? Bad power supply? Bad connector? This sucks.

Completely disconnected everything, powered down, plugged in power supply. Powered up 30 minutes later. Now it's charging.

Next up, I suspect will be my iPhone 8. Time to bite the checkbook and begin upgrading.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 05:28 AM (1zOXE)

41 Trump is not lethal. Everybody has figured that out so all they need to do is wait.

Posted by: Accomack at December 11, 2025 05:31 AM (/Chlc)

42 Next up, I suspect will be my iPhone 8. Time to bite the checkbook and begin upgrading.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 05:28 AM (1zOXE)


iPhone 8? Respect. I usually upgrade every six years when the wife's electronics start to die.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 05:32 AM (ExV1e)

43 I feel Turned Loose now. Now for some coffee to maintain it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 05:33 AM (0ZmKh)

44 Good morning.

I woke up and decided that I wanted to understand the legal justification for the tanker seizure.

"You've been a bad tanker!"

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 05:33 AM (W7XSX)

45 Now, we have a tanker and sailors that get to be lawyered up and adjudicated.
Just fly a drone into the fucking thing like everyone else.

Posted by: Accomack at December 11, 2025 05:35 AM (T8bqm)

46 Prayers ascending for Teresa.

Posted by: fly gal at December 11, 2025 05:37 AM (lDvhi)

47 Loverboy? Tread lightly, if I remember correctly, Ace has this thing about Loverboy, and no doubt Garrett plays into this equation somewhere.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 05:37 AM (1zOXE)

48 >>>They work. Everything works.

I dunno...


You may have too many motors on the same circuit. Motors cause 500%-2000% current draw on startup, called "inrush current". Only lasting a few milliseconds, but long enough to pop the breaker.

Turn the motors on one at a time, which you did, and voila.

I read your posts every day PM. Nerds rule.

Posted by: eyesky at December 11, 2025 05:39 AM (ARJcl)

49 G'mornin' everyone!

just replaced the battery in Mrs Eez's iPhone 8 a few weeks ago.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2025 05:40 AM (Cjt/F)

50 41 Trump is not lethal. Everybody has figured that out so all they need to do is wait.
Posted by: Accomack at December 11, 2025 05:31 AM (/Chlc)

He runs things up the flagpole.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 05:43 AM (RuTUS)

51 just replaced the battery in Mrs Eez's iPhone 8 a few weeks ago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


No small feat! I did that once- 5gs?- holy cow you have to have fine motor skills. Those are the tiniest connectors.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 05:44 AM (0ZmKh)

52 Psalm 16:11-

You make known to me the path of life; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 05:44 AM (7RYym)

53 A US judge issued a warrant allowing the seizure of that tanker 2 weeks ago, for helping Iran to violate sanctions a couple years back, i believe.

And no,, you do not want to blow up a ship carrying over a million barrels of oil. Besides the environmental catastrophe, that's throwing over 60 million dollars worth of cargo away for nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2025 05:45 AM (YJ3wl)

54 It’s bad enough getting BS from a human being but there is something particularly annoying about computers that have incorporated 100% outright nonsense into a declarative assertion of fact, idiots always want the “last word” and apparently intend for computer algorithms to do it for them on a constant basis.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 11, 2025 05:46 AM (F3yTM)

55 Those are the tiniest connectors.
——-

I was more impressed with the hold down fasteners. 2 different size screws, barely large enough to see without a magnifier. Do not drop them, or forget it. I can’t even imagine how they are manufactured.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 11, 2025 05:50 AM (F3yTM)

56 The tech thread. Appropriate. Could not get my pain med asked for just after midnight. They ere blaming hospital HAL. Doesn't help me any, and Tylenol don't do shit.
Grab a good day, someone, my isn't being used

Posted by: From about That Time at December 11, 2025 05:52 AM (GaiW2)

57 Kind action by a high school football player. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/33vd9xm7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 05:52 AM (7RYym)

58 54 It’s bad enough getting BS from a human being but there is something particularly annoying about computers that have incorporated 100% outright nonsense into a declarative assertion of fact
Posted by: Common Tater at December 11, 2025 05:46 AM (F3yTM)

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 05:52 AM (RuTUS)

59 57-Meant "Sunny Skyz" site

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 05:55 AM (7RYym)

60 56 The tech thread. Appropriate. Could not get my pain med asked for just after midnight. They ere blaming hospital HAL. Doesn't help me any, and Tylenol don't do shit.
Grab a good day, someone, my isn't being used
Posted by: From about That Time at December 11, 2025 05:52 AM (GaiW2)

Will do!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 05:56 AM (RuTUS)

61 Your breaker may have been damaged by the lightning surge. You might want to get it checked before it fails.

Posted by: nraendowment at December 11, 2025 05:59 AM (CdNQR)

62 Good paper on the AI boom.

It's laid out well with all the history on booms, the pros and cons of currently investing in AI, and at the end some very pointed questions about how this will affect society due to unemployment from AI taking over certain jobs.

It's a massive bubble, yes, but previous bubbles have shaped the world as we know it, and AI has the potential to change the world like no other previous technological advancement and at a much faster pace than ever before.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 05:59 AM (6ydKt)

63
Good morning, Hordians. An interesting day for Her Majesty and The Big Dummy. TBD doesn't get shown until 2:15 today but Her Majesty will be in AKC Delegate meetings all day. Dummy's co-owner will be taking care of him today, but I have no idea who's grooming him for the ring.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 06:01 AM (tgvbd)

64 In the distance- Genesis 37:8

International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/4kcyh46v

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 06:03 AM (7RYym)

65 Good morning, everyone. Actually got some decent sleep last night, though as always I'd love to have more. Hope you all have a great Thursday.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2025 06:04 AM (WPL6O)

66 Good luck to Big Dummy so he can start a new winning streak.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 06:08 AM (6ydKt)

67 Breakers can get weak due to age, tripping prematurely, they wear out basically.

Good to “exercise” them. Snap them open & closed when the main breaker is off. Tough to get quality electrical parts these days.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 11, 2025 06:08 AM (F3yTM)

68 Evening to Pixy with his gremlin-laden electricity (a bar fridge? Wow, sounds like Sinatra in Vegas in the Fifties!), and morning to others just staggering out of bed or up early for ungodly reasons. I managed to clock almost seven hours' sleep last night, and was dreaming something -- though I can't recall anything of it -- when Stirling began walking on me and trilling.

They're fed, I'm drinking coffee. What more d'ya want?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 06:08 AM (wzUl9)

69 heh

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
13h
"Calibri font. Bad font. A nasty font. It should have never been an official font, but the auto-pen, as I like to call him wanted it. So we're getting rid of it."

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 06:11 AM (RuTUS)

70 I don't recall "Turn Me Loose" when it was new, but I've been hearing it on the '80s oldies FM station here. Had no idea who performed it.

We had one station for a while which broadcast the artist and title onto my in-car "stereo" (old-fashioned word) as each song played. That was great, but that one's gone. The station I listen to repeats the station call letters, frequency, and slogan, plus a one-line ad for whoever has bought that segment of time -- usually some injury lawyer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

71 I just read the ONT, so I will comment further on low grade crude oil.
Several 29s ago J. paul Getty was a famous billionaire. He built his wealth by purchasing low grade crude at such a price that the extra refining cost was well worth it.
As a teenager, I worked at one of his “ Flying A” gas stations, before the chain was acquired by Mobil.

Posted by: Fenderbender at December 11, 2025 06:13 AM (1FEc1)

72 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 11, 2025 06:14 AM (2Ez/1)

73 68 They're fed, I'm drinking coffee.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 06:08 AM (wzUl9)

Kitty cats working for the US government?!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 06:15 AM (RuTUS)

74 Apparently, yesterday the House voted to get rid of one of Trump's EOs. Does anyone know which one?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2025 05:25 AM (ExV1e)

Story I saw said it was one regarding Fed unions, but I did not read it, and I don't recall the EO in the first instance.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 11, 2025 06:16 AM (dK+Kv)

75
"Calibri font. Bad font. A nasty font."

I use Calibri 11 in all my spreadsheets. But I've always been a low-life loser.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 06:16 AM (tgvbd)

76 Today I need to call the pipe-and-cigar shop to see if they will hold the monthly Pipe Club meeting tonight. I think 12/11 was the day they had announced last month. Naturally I don't want to drive all the way out there only to find it's next Thursday.

Otherwise, not much on tap today. Miss Linda thinks she is coming down with a cold. I gave her some ivermectin and took some myself, just to be safe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 06:18 AM (wzUl9)

77 @9 m.
I unplugged everything and plugged it back in again.

That's what I do to my computer when it goes down.
Hey, it works most times.

Posted by: Case at December 11, 2025 06:18 AM (G1OIb)

78 They're fed, I'm drinking coffee.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025
*
Kitty cats working for the US government?!
Posted by: m at December 11, 2025


***
I *wish* they were on the govt. payroll. Even having them paid only in cat food would be nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

79 Good to see that amazon is finally playing nice with EPUB. Dealing with Amazon's format(s) when I was doing a lot of Ebook work was a hassle. There was a severe lack of documentation and tools that worked reliably. Since EPUB is an open standard, tools abounded. One of my favorites was Atlantis Word Processor, which looked and felt like Word 2003 but had a tiny footprint in memory and storage, and amazing backward compatibility, making it usable on computers decades old. It supports EPUB as a native save format. And quite inexpensive too.

For a while, it looked like Microsoft was going to do the same EPUB support for Word. The original versions of the Edge browser using their own engine allowed it to act as an EPUB reader and had some nice features for that. Support for that feature set was dropped when they switched to using the Chrome engine. I always felt that was a mistaken bit bit of cost cutting by Microsoft.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 11, 2025 06:20 AM (/0z9K)

80 >>>They're fed, I'm drinking coffee. What more d'ya want?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

>Get your ass to Mars! Get your ass to Mars!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 06:20 AM (1zOXE)

81 Most breakers (as i understood it a few years ago)trip from heat building up during overload or over-amp events. Once they cool down they'll reset normally. Overheating can make them extra sensitive to heavy loads.

Posted by: Qix at December 11, 2025 06:21 AM (3nea4)

82 Speaking of small computers, picked up two Seeed Quarks, these are full Linux capable SOC that measure 1.75x1.5x0.5, has a color screen, a mic, 2 usb ports, WiFi, Bluetooth, micro sd, currently running a web server on it to test.

Also picked up a Lilygo T-Display S3 and am running Bruce Firmware on it, and playing around with that.

With my impending retirement, I’ve decided that I will go full time geek and try to recapture the enthusiasm of youth when I first got into computers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 06:24 AM (XV/Pl)

83 After offloading and selling the oil, that seized tanker could be grounded at Gaza as the beginning of a “Mulberry” harbor.

Posted by: Fenderbender at December 11, 2025 06:25 AM (1FEc1)

84 Breakers can get weak due to age, tripping prematurely, they wear out basically.

Just had to replace a big double-breaker for my well. Turned it off for the first time in possibly 40 years. It just would not re-engage. Felt like something mechanical just wouldn't catch. Fortunately, Lowe's had the exact replacement. (Did you know that breakers attach to proprietary rails? I didn't! Make sure you get the correct brand)

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 06:30 AM (0ZmKh)

85 The seized tanker should be renamed and reflaged.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 06:30 AM (W7XSX)

86 Oh, to get a Letter of Remarque to go privateering.

Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 06:31 AM (W7XSX)

87
Oh, to get a Letter of Remarque to go privateering.
Posted by: no one at December 11, 2025 06:31 AM (W7XSX)


All Quiet on the Caribbean Front

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 06:33 AM (tgvbd)

88 It ain’t about oil.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2025 06:34 AM (o2ZRX)

89 Most breakers (as i understood it a few years ago)trip from heat building up during overload or over-amp events. Once they cool down they'll reset normally. Overheating can make them extra sensitive to heavy loads.

Dittos with having all the motors start at the same time.

With a storm, the voltage may have dropped as the grid tries to balance for a damaged circuit and the electricity is coming from somewhere further.

In Texas, and I imagine elsewhere due to the incorporation of lead following wind/solar, by law, suppliers have a wider range of deviation from 60Hz (50Hz for Australia)

All these things can add up (including the hot circuit) to having breakers trip.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 06:34 AM (a4flb)

90 Hector Berlioz is 222 years old today. Yay!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2025 06:35 AM (WPL6O)

91 @82....try to recapture the enthusiasm of youth when I first got into computers.

They didn't have computers when I was a youth. They were thrust into my face at middle age. So I depend on IT guys I know to help me out.

Posted by: Case at December 11, 2025 06:37 AM (G1OIb)

92 It ain’t about oil.
Posted by: Eromero


Proof? The media says it's about oil.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 06:37 AM (0ZmKh)

93 From About That Time, I didn't realize that you were just n the hospital - is everything okay? I will pray that you are able to get out of there very soon!

And I noticed that Jim has a surgery planned for next Monday - what's up with that? Prayers will be ascending for you as well! 😊💕🙏

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 11, 2025 06:38 AM (SRRAx)

94
Hector Berlioz is 222 years old today. Yay!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2025 06:35 AM (WPL6O)


Genius without talent, it was said of him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 06:39 AM (tgvbd)

95 92 It ain’t about oil.
Posted by: Eromero

Proof? The media says it's about oil.
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 06:37
The ‘media’ says men can be women.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2025 06:39 AM (o2ZRX)

96 A tripped breaker is doing what it was designed to do. Breakers also become "weak" due to hysteresis. Frequent thermal overloads break down the capacity to perform.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 06:40 AM (1zOXE)

97 40 About 7 hours ago, my notebook decided to stop charging the battery. Down to 10%. Oh shit. Tried the usual stuff. No go.

WTF? Bad power supply? Bad connector? This sucks.

Completely disconnected everything, powered down, plugged in power supply. Powered up 30 minutes later. Now it's charging.

Next up, I suspect will be my iPhone 8. Time to bite the checkbook and begin upgrading.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 05:28 AM (1zOXE)

If your laptop is several years old or more the battery could be running out of juice. Not uncommon.

Depending on your laptop you might be able to replace the battery yourself if you can find the battery pack for it somewhere to buy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 06:41 AM (6ydKt)

98 What you want to do is find yourself a nice big paper clip.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2025 06:41 AM (Vq1pX)

99 It’s bad enough getting BS from a human being but there is something particularly annoying about computers that have incorporated 100% outright nonsense into a declarative assertion of fact.

I grew up with all kinds of people around me BS'ing about this or that, so when computers do it, its sort of expected.

Nowadays, read through any X threads, and there is a large community of people who completely inverse reality and with full authority tell you things that you know for a fact are not true.

Furthermore, the culture has stepped away from Theory of Mind and doesn't know to ask questions, yet feels that their own emotions are receipts for a "fact" to be true that they just made up.

Three generations of failed public education has resulted in most people struggling with things that were almost reflexive decades ago. Probably the worst aspect is the deconstruction of the language such where for most people certain thoughts are not possible because they don't have the vocabulary.

So, to me, AI has become my best friend because so many around me can't keep up or don't have the foundation to participate in the topics I care about.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 06:46 AM (a4flb)

100 Whichever typography firm came up with Calibri might have been disappointed at first to learn State was axing the use of their font, but they should cheer up soon because now that Rubio, and by extension Trump, have decided that Calibri is bad, every petty lefitst in the country will start using Calibri to own the cons.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 06:47 AM (6ydKt)

101 87, LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2025 06:49 AM (Cjt/F)

102 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2025 06:49 AM (bQ4nt)

103 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Comic Sans at December 11, 2025 06:50 AM (2Ez/1)

104 Good morning, old dog ,and all !

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 06:51 AM (rZCVI)

105 Good morning, Fen.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 11, 2025 06:51 AM (bQ4nt)

106 How the SgtMjr stole Xmas:

https://tinyurl.com/m4d7p7b9

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 11, 2025 06:52 AM (y7zkd)

107
Someone's stomach clock has never adjusted to the time change.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 06:53 AM (tgvbd)

108
Pixy, has your kitchen power circuit got a separate local ground fault interrupt breaker?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 06:54 AM (iTNuP)

109 Whichever typography firm came up with Calibri might have been disappointed at first to learn State was axing the use of their font, but they should cheer up soon because now that Rubio, and by extension Trump, have decided that Calibri is bad, every petty lefitst in the country will start using Calibri to own the cons.

I absolutely hope that happens. When I heard that State was changing their fonts, my first thought was, it is sort of like tinting the stationary with a color to understand what set of biases and assumptions are behind the communication itself.

I would like to think, anytime I see Calibri, it is from people who immediately self-identify as a retard, and from there I can have context to the drivel that follows.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 06:54 AM (a4flb)

110
I dunno.

You'll have to burn your house down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 06:55 AM (tgvbd)

111 Morning all. Morning Pixy.

I would replace that breaker toot-sweet.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 06:55 AM (1Nv0l)

112 At NY Post:
Gerson Emir Cuadra Soto, aka “Fantasma,” crossed into the US illegally from Mexico in 2022 after allegedly bribing his way out of a Honduran jail — but his extended taste of freedom was finally dashed on Monday when federal agents nabbed him in Nebraska, according to the Department of Justice.

It’s unclear which California DMV office issued the illegal migrant a license.

BULLSHIT
They know the following:
Who was logged on
Where they logged on
What documents were used to confirm ID
When to the second the ID was approved
When the DL was printed and mailed

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 06:55 AM (gbOdA)

113 It ain’t about oil.
Posted by: Eromero

Proof? The media says it's about oil.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 06:37 AM (0ZmKh)
-

Just like in Iraq and Afghanistan over 20 years ago.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 06:56 AM (sQBXy)

114 All communication should be done in a Nerd Font, Preferably Meslo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 06:57 AM (XV/Pl)

115 Frequent thermal overloads break down the capacity to perform.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 06:40 AM (1zOXE)

This could be what happened to my motivation.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 11, 2025 06:58 AM (km+Lu)

116 I would like to think, anytime I see Calibri, it is from people who immediately self-identify as a retard, and from there I can have context to the drivel that follows.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 06:54 AM (a4flb)


I'm gonna have to object to that just because I know that Hadrian is a self-proclaimed loser but I certainly wouldn't consider him a retard.

Big Dummy on the other hand is like a male model; cute & playful but vacant between the ears.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 07:01 AM (6ydKt)

117 Times New Roman is God's Chosen Font. Fight me if you must.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 07:02 AM (svLOV)

118 GOP releases first ad against Jasmine Crockett. It is disturbing that there were so many comments by Democrats calling for violence against Republicans

https://tinyurl.com/cbkjdx53

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2025 07:03 AM (ix8EF)

119 A tripped breaker is doing what it was designed to do. Breakers also become "weak" due to hysteresis. Frequent thermal overloads break down the capacity to perform.

For thermal-magnetic breakers (the most common residential), hysteresis deals more with the ability to reset, its the actual mechanical toggling and arcing that causes premature wear on a breaker.

That is, don't use the breaker as an on/off switch. I've been told that residential breakers are rated to be used for manual operation about 6-10 times their fault-clearing rating.

I guess what is implied there is that fault-related clearing wears out breakers quicker than manual operation.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:05 AM (a4flb)

120 Greetings from the Carolinas.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 11, 2025 07:06 AM (XqFM2)

121 >>>Frequent thermal overloads break down the capacity to perform.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 06:40 AM (1zOXE)

This could be what happened to my motivation.

Posted by: Pete Bog

>This swings both ways; either the breaker doesn't trip and it welds its self together, blows up and catches fire, or you get nuisance trips and can't keep it functioning because the linkage is worn out.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 07:06 AM (1zOXE)

122 I'm gonna have to object to that just because I know that Hadrian is a self-proclaimed loser but I certainly wouldn't consider him a retard.


Basically Hadrian is driving a Subaru but not a lesbo, right?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:07 AM (a4flb)

123 GOP releases first ad against Jasmine Crockett. It is disturbing that there were so many comments by Democrats calling for violence against Republicans


How much are you willing to wager that these people calling for violence against strangers have never gotten punched in the face?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:08 AM (a4flb)

124 I bake sourdough bread and every other time, instead of making one 1000g loaf, make three 333s, resulting in three softball sized mini-loaves. I just had a morning eggwich, two slices from a mini-loaf, lightly toasted, and in between, an egg, cooked in a cereal bowl in the MW for 30 seconds, then a small slice of very very sharp white cheddar on the egg, another 20 seconds in the MW, and the eggwich is ready for ten drops or so of tabasco. This, with a hot mug of Folgers Black Silk coffee. Yum. Two kinds of tangy, one from the sourdough, another from the cheese, nicely accented by the salty hot pepper.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 11, 2025 07:11 AM (KiBMU)

125 99 ... the culture has stepped away from Theory of Mind and doesn't know to ask questions, yet feels that their own emotions are receipts for a "fact" to be true that they just made up.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 06:46 AM (a4flb)

Candace Owens starts a lot of assertions with, "I feel." Might circumvent some lawsuits; I dunno law.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 07:12 AM (RuTUS)

126 Basically Hadrian is driving a Subaru but not a lesbo, right?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 07:07 AM (a4flb)

I don't know actually.

He's from Texas so I'm assuming he drives a big pickup truck with bull horns on the hood.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 07:13 AM (6ydKt)

127
Big Dummy on the other hand is like a male model; cute & playful but vacant between the ears.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 07:01 AM (6ydKt)


The Big Dummy is like one of those old-time British aristocrats: can't add 2 and 2 but has perfect manners and is a true gentleman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 07:13 AM (tgvbd)

128 124 I bake sourdough bread and every other time, instead of making one 1000g loaf, make three 333s, resulting in three softball sized mini-loaves. I just had a morning eggwich, two slices from a mini-loaf, lightly toasted, and in between, an egg, cooked in a cereal bowl in the MW for 30 seconds, then a small slice of very very sharp white cheddar on the egg, another 20 seconds in the MW, and the eggwich is ready for ten drops or so of tabasco. This, with a hot mug of Folgers Black Silk coffee. Yum. Two kinds of tangy, one from the sourdough, another from the cheese, nicely accented by the salty hot pepper.
Posted by: M. Gaga at December 11, 2025 07:11 AM (KiBMU)

Yum, indeed.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 07:16 AM (RuTUS)

129 Two kinds of tangy, one from the sourdough, another from the cheese, nicely accented by the salty hot pepper.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 11, 2025 07:11 AM (KiBMU)

*look down at his Jimmy Dean microwaved egg mcmuffin in shame & disappointment*

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 07:16 AM (6ydKt)

130 JJ up.

Posted by: Case at December 11, 2025 07:17 AM (G1OIb)

131 DOJ: Since January, the [Civil Rights] division has lost about 75% of its attorneys.

Translation:
Republican president have improved civil rights of Americans.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2025 07:18 AM (gbOdA)

132 The Big Dummy is like one of those old-time British aristocrats: can't add 2 and 2 but has perfect manners and is a true gentleman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 07:13 AM (tgvbd)

He'd make a perfect Prime Minister then.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 07:18 AM (6ydKt)

133 >>>*look down at his Jimmy Dean microwaved egg mcmuffin in shame & disappointment*

Posted by: SpeakingOf

These muffins / biscuits are a staple when commuting, working on the road out of town.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 07:19 AM (1zOXE)

134 Times New Roman is God's Chosen Font. Fight me if you must.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 11, 2025 07:02 AM (svLOV)

But do it in a proper font.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 11, 2025 07:22 AM (dK+Kv)

135 99 Nowadays, read through any X threads, and there is a large community of people who completely inverse reality and with full authority tell you things that you know for a fact are not true.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 11, 2025 06:46 AM (a4flb)

Part of this inverse-reality world (the part that's not their "lying," maybe!) falls into the category of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 07:46 AM (RuTUS)

136 Pixy, where do I submit tech questions about the blog? E.g., I read the blog using Brave on a Galaxy S9 (old, I know, but it works). I could zoom to the center column; the text would format to the larger size and wrap to shorter lines. On Monday (I think), the center column text no longer zooms the same; it's smaller (too small for my weak eyes) such that I must rotate my phone to landscape to read the contents. Firefox always has behaved this way, which is another reason I use Brave. Probably, some setting I have dorked up.. Appreciate any advice. Thanks.

Posted by: Brian Douthitt at December 11, 2025 08:24 AM (iJZ+o)

137 The ‘media’ says men can be women.
Posted by: Eromero


Yep. And that Joe Biden got 81 million votes.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2025 09:01 AM (0ZmKh)

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - December 10, 2025 [Frosty Rex]

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Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the post-cafe overnight variety.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. Good will offerings of amusing puns are happily accepted. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors.

[Top photo: "The Strip" by polynikes - Thank you!!]

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"This is easy to understand. Doof has Thursday night, Weird Dave does memes on Friday night (but he used to do Thursday night), Doof (also known as Disco) posts on Sunday night with posting stats and a fashion report from Piper, TRex (also known a Dino) has the Pittsburgh scanner on Wednesdays, Doof has Tuesday night (formerly done by Doggo), the three D's (Disco, Dino and Doggo) host Club ONT on Saturday (which is now is open from time to time with a limited menu in other ONTs upon request), and Monday is a rotation between MisHum (who used to do ONTs five nights a week) and CBD. Launch times are predictable unless they're not. Got it?"

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Wednesday ONT Department of Fine Art

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This is the Winter Egg, commissioned by Emperor Nicholas II from the firm of Faberge, and presented to his mother, the Dowager Empress Maria Feodorovna, on Easter Day, 1913.

The naturalistic design is not the only outstanding thing about this egg. The approach to materials, too, is rare and peculiarly timeless. Rock crystal, from which the shell and the base are made, is not the most lavish choice - and it had been used in previous eggs to create a kind of ovoid display case. But the Winter Egg is different. Transparent quartz is deployed here, because in the right hands it can be made to emulate both hoar-encrusted glass and jagged ice. A beautiful material has been rendered priceless by the artistry invested in it, by an ineffable human touch.

There are, of course, plenty of precious metals and gems in the egg, too - but always they serve the design. The trickling meltwater on the craggy base is made of platinum, while the sparkling effect of the whole ensemble is produced by the careful placement of minuscule diamonds, more than 4,000 of them in all.

The surprise inside the egg is a separate work of art, and also a feat of botanical mimicry. The wood anemones are arranged informally in a woven basket that is made of platinum and set with rose-cut diamonds. Some of the windflowers - as wood anemones are also known - are fully in bloom, some still half-closed. Their pale petals are of white quartz, and at the centre of each head is a demantoid garnet set within a gold stamen. The leaves on the golden stems are carved from pale green nephrite. Source: Christies

One of 50 made. Only 43 survive.

Sold at auction recently for USD$30.2 million. Where are you going to find another one for sale?

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The Wednesday ONT has no time for hidden musical themes. Just turn the volume up:

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Some days are better than others...

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Jesus will be at the Club ONT Christmas party on Saturday. Will you? Don't miss it and get a mark on your permanent record.

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ONT Department of Military History

On November 4, 1965, CDR Clarence W. Stoddard, Jr., Executive Officer of VA-25 "Fist of the Fleet," flying A-1H Skyraider Bu. No. 135297, NE/572, from Carrier Air Wing Two aboard USS Midway, carried a special bomb to the North Vietnamese in commemoration of the 6-millionth pound of ordnance dropped. This bomb was unique because of the type... it was a toilet!

Also unique to this mission is the fact that this aircraft was named "Paper Tiger II" (a temporary name used for just this one flight.)

The following is an account of this event, courtesy of Clint Johnson, Captain, USNR Ret. Captain Johnson was one of the two VA-25 A-1 Skyraider pilots credited with shooting down a MiG-17 on June 20, 1965.

"I was a pilot in VA-25 on the 1965 Vietnam cruise.

572 was flown by CDR C. W. "Bill" Stoddard. His wingman in 577 (which was my assigned airplane) was LCDR Robin Bacon, who had a wing station mounted movie camera (the only one remaining in the fleet from WWII.)

The flight was a Dixie Station strike (South Vietnam) going to the Delta. When they arrived in the target area and CDR Stoddard was reading the ordnance list to the FAC [Forward Air Controller], he ended with "and one code name Sani-Flush." The FAC couldn't believe it and joined up to see it. It was dropped in a dive with LCDR Bacon flying tight wing position to film the drop. When it came off, it turned hole to the wind and almost struck his airplane. It made a great ready room movie.

The FAC said that it whistled all the way down.

The toilet was a damaged toilet, which was going to be thrown overboard. One of our plane captains rescued it and the ordnance crew made a rack, tailfins and nose fuse for it. Our checkers maintained a position to block the view of the air boss and the Captain while the aircraft was taxiing forward. Just as it was being shot off we got a 1MC message from the bridge, "What the hell was on 572's right wing?"

There were a lot of jokes with air intelligence about germ warfare. I wish that we had saved the movie film. CDR Stoddard was later killed while flying 572 in Oct. 1966. He was hit by three SAMs over Vinh." Source

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Bonus points if you know why an "E" was added to the toilet bomb.

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ONT Department of History and Languages

Hat tip: OrangeEnt

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REMINDER

Saturday's Hobby Thread requires Horde participation. We are honoring the Christmas ornament. Please send photos of ornaments from your collection to the Hobby Thread email address. What qualifies?

Could be something sentimental, something you made as a child or an adult, something special given to you, something you picked up on your travels, something whimsical or fun, something particularly novel, something really old, something handmade, something intricate or fancy, something irreverent and cheeky, etc.

Don't worry about sending your "favorite." We all know that many ornaments are treasures for different reasons.

If there is a story behind your photo, send a brief description. I may edit or inappropriately embellish, so be warned.

Send individual photos - one ornament for each photo (unless there is a cohesive set that go together). No limit, but the humble Hobby Thread only has so much space to work with.

If you don't usually drop into the Hobby Thread, this weekend would be a good time to stop by and say hello. It is going to be fun.

THANK YOU!

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was from Chicago? Apparently so.

From Wikipedia:

Robert L. May created Rudolph in 1939 as an assignment for Chicago-based Montgomery Ward. The retailer had been buying and giving away booklets for Christmas every year and it was decided that creating their own book would save money. May considered naming the reindeer Rollo or Reginald before deciding upon using the name Rudolph. May chose a reindeer because of his daughter's love of the deer at Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago, IL. May also said he was treated like Rudolph as a child. In its first year of publication, Montgomery Ward distributed 2.4 million copies of Rudolph's story.

While May was staring out his office window in downtown Chicago, pondering how best to craft a Christmas story about a reindeer, a thick fog from Lake Michigan blocked his view - giving him a flash of inspiration. "Suddenly I had it!" he recalled. "A nose! A bright red nose that would shine through fog like a spotlight."

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all - LEROY!!!

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The Pittsburgh police scanner keeps giving. Thank you people of Pittsburgh!

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TSO for the big ONT finish.

Amazing that TSO started as a side project from Savatage. Songs like Prelude to Madness are thinly disguised orchestra metal. Warning: 80s Savatage isn't for everyone. Take in small doses.

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Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking ?? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Comments

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1 Gabe: “Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. 31 And behold, you will conceive in your womb and bring forth a Son, and shall call His name Jesus."

Mary: "I thought it was supposed to be Immanuel."

Gabe: facepalm 🤦

Isaiah 7:14 and Matthew 1:23 v Luke 1:31 — argue discuss

Posted by: mindful webworker - Embrace the power of 'and' at December 10, 2025 10:01 PM (zKAC0)

2 Hmmm. Anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 10:01 PM (U/Byj)

3 Evening all.

Posted by: Joyenz at December 10, 2025 10:02 PM (2F0/Y)

4 There's nothing like a hot woman in a wifebeater shirt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:02 PM (COQGW)

5 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 10, 2025 10:03 PM (MmTZZ)

6 This is the Winter Egg, commissioned by Emperor Nicholas II from the firm of Faberge, and presented to his mother, the Dowager Empress Maria Feodorovna, on Easter Day, 1913.

Nicholas II spent too much time chasing Faberge eggs and not enough time killing commie rabble-rousers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:03 PM (COQGW)

7 Hey, Frosty!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:03 PM (77rzZ)

8 Sold at auction recently for USD$30.2 million. Where are you going to find another one for sale?

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who bought it I wonder...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:04 PM (g47mK)

9 Thanks for the ONT.

I wonder if polynikes chose a specific era of rhe Strip?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 10:04 PM (zZu0s)

10 Caller told him that if he shows up and tries anything, he'll bayonet him.

Found the Pittsburgh Moron!

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 10:04 PM (nhCoE)

11 7 Hey, Frosty!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:03 PM
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Hey Bulg!!

Posted by: TRex - mid-week dino at December 10, 2025 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)

12 Welp, tomorrow is the big day – surgery to remove part of my liver is scheduled to begin at 2:30 pm CST, and expected to take around 3 hours. The surgeon will also be using heat ablation on the remnants of the other small tumors which are also in my liver. I think the current plan is just to take 1 (of lobe of the liver.

He will also be taking a few lymph nodes to see if the cancer has progressed outside of the liver, but so far none of the imaging over the past year has shown any lymphatic involvement.

He isn’t anticipating any surprises, and thinks that I should be able to go home in 5-7 days after surgery. We plan on traveling to South Texas on the 20th to have Christmas with both of our older daughters and their families.

I have always recovered remarkably quickly from surgery, and we are hoping/expecting that this one will be no different.

All of the Christmas presents this year are “wrapped” in the festive cardboard boxes/mailing envelopes they arrived in, as the chemo made me tireder than I realized when it came time to start wrapping everything. (Continued....)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 10, 2025 10:05 PM (SRRAx)

13 Nicholas II spent too much time chasing Faberge eggs and not enough time killing commie rabble-rousers.

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his reign was doomed from the start me thinks...even his mommy did not think he was a good monarch...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:05 PM (g47mK)

14 Sold at auction recently for USD$30.2 million. Where are you going to find another one for sale?

I'll give you 500 bucks for it, right now.

Posted by: Antiques Roadshow at December 10, 2025 10:05 PM (COQGW)

15 Yes, I am in fact lurking.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 10, 2025 10:06 PM (VmDLh)

16 Willowed:

Trump HAS to go after these GOPe pretenders who haven't gotten the memo:

Washington — Republican moderates in the House revolted against leadership on Wednesday as they seek to force a vote on expiring health insurance premium tax credits — an issue that could have major political ramifications for the party in next year's elections.

Facing an end-of-year deadline, Republican Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania introduced a discharge petition to try to bring a bill to the floor that would extend the Affordable Care Act subsidies by two years. A handful of GOP moderates quickly signed on.

The move is the latest rebellion by rank-and-file Republicans to force votes on issues that leadership would rather avoid.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:06 PM (Cjcf6)

17 Boobs
( . ) ( . )

Italian boobs
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:06 PM (xcxpd)

18 There's nothing like a hot woman in a wifebeater shirt.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:02 PM (COQGW)

Disagree: when she's in one of my shirts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

19 I seem to remember Malcolm Forbes had the largest collection of Faberge eggs outside the Hermitage.

Posted by: browndog kicking up dirt at December 10, 2025 10:06 PM (3sXRv)

20 ...Fortunately, I purchased some Christmas-y labels with individual family members’ names on them, so those are plastered all over the boxes and mailers.

We are bringing wrapping paper and accessories with us as usual for the girls to wrap their presents (they send them to our house so that they don’t have to carry them on the plane), so they may decide to wrap everything for me when they get to town 🤣🤣🤣

I will try and have Paul update everyone when I am in recovery – he should be posting something on my Facebook page. He may stay overnight in the hospital with me, but I will probably be in ICU overnight, just because I won’t be done with surgery aftermath until early evening. He may just decide to drive home (surgery is in Dallas) and come back on Friday morning.

Anyway, prayers would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!

***Important Update***

My doctor called with a proposition in case he has to bail on liver resection – he can implant something called an HAI pump, which can deliver medication directly into the liver. I asked if we could do both 🤣🤣🤣

Will know more tomorrow.

Apparently my case is already considered “outside the box”. Of course…🙄🙄🙄 (Cont.)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 10, 2025 10:06 PM (SRRAx)

21 I have things I could send into the hobby thread. But they would not be magnificent or fabulous.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:06 PM (6p0Jv)

22 Back before the Soviet collapse - I think - there was a travelling exhibition of a dozen or so of the Faberge eggs. Was lucky to catch it. Amazing really.

Spent a fair amount of time in Leningrad and of course explored the Hermitage a fair bit (it was a 20 minute walk) but don't recall seeing any of the eggs.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 10:06 PM (U/Byj)

23 This is easy to understand.

That photo slays me.

It's me and my wife when I try to explain THAC0 to her and insist that ascending AC is for innumerate children.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 10:07 PM (UGyV5)

24 ...Oh, and surgery is scheduled for 2:30 pm and should last 3-4 hours if all goes according to plan. So you probably won't get an update from Paul until tomorrow evening sometime - didn't want anyone to worry too soon!

Thank you SO MUCH for all of the prayers - we really do appreciate it! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 10, 2025 10:07 PM (SRRAx)

25 I'm glad TRex explained how the ONT schedule works. I've been getting confused.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 10:07 PM (ESVrU)

26 Nicholas II was an idiot, but only a supergenious could’ve saved Russia from communism at that point. Maybe Trumpov.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:07 PM (77rzZ)

27 Prayers for Teresa and Paul.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:09 PM (6p0Jv)

28 I like Savatage.

I'm not as sure about Italian horror movies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:09 PM (xcxpd)

29 Evening, all! I'm usually around for the Hobby Thread on Saturdays. Ornaments? The one I remember best from my childhood was a Grumpy Santa, a ceramic figurine with an eternal black scowl. Not sure where Mom found it -- maybe at Woolworth's. she might still have had it when she passed away, but if so, I missed it among her things when I cleared the apartment out.

I wish I could find one like it now. Wonder if eBay has one . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 10:10 PM (wzUl9)

30 The surgeon will also be using heat ablation on the remnants of the other small tumors which are also in my liver.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 10, 2025 10:05 PM (SRRAx)
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Make sure those hot irons are from the official AoSHQ medical stores...

We'll be praying for you!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 10:10 PM (ESVrU)

31 Spent a fair amount of time in Leningrad and of course explored the Hermitage a fair bit (it was a 20 minute walk) but don't recall seeing any of the eggs.

I believe I saw several in the Kremlin museum a few years ago, but I might have been drunk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:10 PM (COQGW)

32 Prayers up Teresa! You are clearly "outside the box"!!

Posted by: TRex - praying dino at December 10, 2025 10:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

33 I like Savatage.
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The band?

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:10 PM (Cjcf6)

34 Good luck, Teresa. We'll all be pulling for you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 10:10 PM (zZu0s)

35 IIRC Coca Cola started a Christmas advertisement with Santa Claus that provided our current view of him. Prior to the advertisement he was shown a lot different.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 10:11 PM (KDPiq)

36
Good luck Teresa, you're in our prayers!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 10:11 PM (w6EFb)

37 Everyone is praying for you, Teresa!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 10:11 PM (OoFl2)

38 Blue Man Group — great way to start off a holyday season ONT. Frosty Rex.

MiladyJo and I got to watch them, Saturday night and Sunday matinee, in their original show in NY. Astor Place Theatre in 1991 says Wiki? Guess so. We had a good time in NY. Won't be going back.

Posted by: mindful webworker - how we got there is a whole nother story at December 10, 2025 10:11 PM (zKAC0)

39 Nice content, TRex, thank you!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 10:11 PM (OoFl2)

40 Nicholas II was an idiot, but only a supergenious could’ve saved Russia from communism at that point. Maybe Trumpov.


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he was not an idiot per se, just a man not suited for the job, surrounded by vicious and dirty intrigues, collapsing empire, wars, enemies all around and a rotting social structure; it was meant to collapse

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:12 PM (g47mK)

41
You got it, Teresa.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 10:12 PM (H1HTt)

42 TiFW - prayers for an uneventful surgery and speedy recovery.

Posted by: PabloD at December 10, 2025 10:12 PM (GALGA)

43
My 95 yr old mother had another platelet crash right before Thanksgiving. They changed around the medications they're giving, and he platelets didn't dip below normal range for a week, so that's good.

She also seems to be perkier and more aware.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 10:12 PM (w6EFb)

44 *** "The Strip" by polynikes
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I like it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 10:12 PM (Hm8Vv)

45 21 I have things I could send into the hobby thread. But they would not be magnificent or fabulous.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:06 PM
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Submissions are required to be neither magnificent or fabulous.

Still no macaroni art yet...

Posted by: TRex - glimmers of hope dino at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

46 You wanna know the source of the Bolshevik Revolution?

Peter the Great.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (77rzZ)

47 Thank you SO MUCH for all of the prayers - we really do appreciate it! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 10, 2025 10:07 PM (SRRAx)

Wishing you all the best, Teresa. You are one tough lady, and you will beat this thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (npFr7)

48 Oh no!

Zarah Sultana MP
@zarahsultana
Five hunger strikers for Palestine have been hospitalized since beginning their hunger strike.

Lives are at immediate risk.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (Cjcf6)

49 Nicholas II spent too much time chasing Faberge eggs and not enough time killing commie rabble-rousers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:03 PM (COQGW)


Nicky was done in by his own aristocracy who thought the Czar and his court were too reactionary and backward to be cool like those Europeans who understood state socialism and industrialization, like Bismarck and the Wedgewoods

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (rbvCR)

50 33 I like Savatage.
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The band?
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:10 PM (Cjcf6)

Yes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (xcxpd)

51 I'm glad TRex explained how the ONT schedule works. I've been getting confused.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 10:07 PM (ESVrU)


Want to fill in for me some time?

Great stuff tonight, Dino!

Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM (XvF0J)

52 Lives are at immediate risk.
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (Cjcf6)


Say hi to Bobby Sands!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM (rbvCR)

53 Faberge eggs...I think I've seen one in some museum. Maybe it was a copy.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM (g47mK)

54 IIRC Coca Cola started a Christmas advertisement with Santa Claus that provided our current view of him. Prior to the advertisement he was shown a lot different.

Like this

https://tinyurl.com/yvykejny

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM (COQGW)

55 Top photo: "The Strip" - Vegas, yes? We were there once.

Maybe hidden click shoulda been Viva Las Vegas?
https://youtu.be/B6WnnZRSKYs

Posted by: mindful webworker - (not Viva Las Vegas) at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM (zKAC0)

56 Thanks for the mighty, mighty, mighty Wednesday Night ONT, T-Rex!

Sometimes the Pittsburgh scanner seems waaaay too good to be true!

Love the crystal egg. Fabulous!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM (kB9dk)

57 Huh. Odd. On my phone, i keep getting random lib video suggestions. Never click on em, but they keep popping up.

Does not happen at home.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (zZu0s)

58 Wait! I think it was in Las Vegas!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (g47mK)

59 I went to Las Vegas once: as a 13 year old on a church choir trip. Our bus broke down there, so we had to spend the night while it was repaired. For some insane reason, the adults let us loose on the strip. My group found circus circus and had a blast, but the rest of the 140 of us got up to the Lord only knows what.

We did not have a church choir trip the next year.

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (wLjpr)

60 Everyone is praying for you, Teresa!
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Absolutely! May God bless and heal you!

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (Cjcf6)

61 Seriously, I don't know if I've ever seen such a confusing mix of quality and crap as Italy puts in their cinema.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (xcxpd)

62 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (lUFok)

63 Paper Tiger II story...It gives flashbacks to that mash episode where Hawkeye tries towing the latrine to North Korea. Albeit for different purposes.

Posted by: Rex B at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (r6f6k)

64 Teresa in Fort Worth, get well soon!

Posted by: Don Black. Message: GO ARMY beat Navy at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (ZxPkt)

65 Bellagio.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (g47mK)

66 Still no macaroni art yet...

Posted by: TRex - glimmers of hope dino at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

*pops up head.*
*maybe?*
Thank you, Mr Dino.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (6p0Jv)

67 Want to fill in for me some time?

Great stuff tonight, Dino!
Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM (XvF0J)
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I doubt I could ever do the ONT justice.

The Disco, the Dino, and the Doggo are awesome, if only for the alliteration.

I'm pretty comfortable in my own corner of the AoSHQ media empire.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (ESVrU)

68 Five hunger strikers for Palestine have been hospitalized since beginning their hunger strike.

Lives are at immediate risk.
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (Cjcf6)

I hope their hospital rooms are downwind from a barbecue joint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (npFr7)

69 Prayer up, Teresa!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (77rzZ)

70 Like this

https://tinyurl.com/yvykejny
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM (COQGW)

Is that rasputin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (zZu0s)

71
She also seems to be perkier and more aware.
Posted by: publius


Good, that's the right direction.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 10:16 PM (H1HTt)

72 >I wish I could find one like it now. Wonder if eBay has one . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 10:10 PM (wzUl9)

I have a few very old Polish glass ornaments from my mother. The glass is impossibly thin. Mrs. Meta and I began collecting ornaments anytime time we'd travel. It's fun to reminisce while decorating the tree.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 10, 2025 10:16 PM (GTqXr)

73 IIRC Coca Cola started a Christmas advertisement with Santa Claus that provided our current view of him. Prior to the advertisement he was shown a lot different.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025


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Coca-Cola did, and then 7UP started their "Man From Uncola" campaign, using their concept of 7UP as "The Uncola."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 10:16 PM (wzUl9)

74
Lives are at immediate risk.

/nods indifferently

And who put their lives at risk?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 10:17 PM (H1HTt)

75 I'm pretty comfortable in my own corner of the AoSHQ media empire.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (ESVrU)

The pimp hat helps

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:17 PM (xcxpd)

76 And thanks TRex, Mr Moki and I look forward to the Wednesday ONT each week - the Pittsburgh Police scanner is a gift that keeps giving!!

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 10:17 PM (wLjpr)

77 39 Nice content, TRex, thank you!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 10:11 PM
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Thank you!

Posted by: TRex - workout dino at December 10, 2025 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

78 Teresa! {{{}}} Your wishes are the Hordes commands.
You go girl!

Posted by: Some Rat at December 10, 2025 10:17 PM (TfUTr)

79 https://tinyurl.com/yvykejny
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM (COQGW)

Is that rasputin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (zZu0s)


Juan Valdez

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:17 PM (COQGW)

80 I'm pretty comfortable in my own corner of the AoSHQ media empire.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 10:15 PM (ESVrU)

The pimp hat helps
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:17 PM (xcxpd)
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It's not as comfortable as it looks. But it is very stylish!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 10:18 PM (ESVrU)

81
hunger strikers...have been hospitalized since beginning their hunger strike.

oh, then crisis averted
because now they're in hospital, their stunt is over

because the hospital isn't going to not feed them

and the whole thing was a big fucking stupid waste that accomplished nothing

FUCKING IDIOTS

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 10:19 PM (H1HTt)

82 56 Thanks for the mighty, mighty, mighty Wednesday Night ONT, T-Rex!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM
***
[Respectful and grateful bow in the direction of LS]

Posted by: TRex - dino says danke! at December 10, 2025 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)

83 Teresa, I'll be thinking good thoughts about you tomorrow and waiting for your Paul to update us. Good luck!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 10:19 PM (wzUl9)

84 It's not as comfortable as it looks. But it is very stylish!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 10:18 PM (ESVrU)

It definitely marks you as a suave and debonair man of the world.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 10:19 PM (npFr7)

85 Winter Egg… presented to his mother… on Easter Day, 1913

Wrong Jesus holiday. Couldn't hold this one back until Easter, huh?

Well, the winter part fits the season. In the Northern hemisphere, at least.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Excused at December 10, 2025 10:20 PM (zKAC0)

86 76 And thanks TRex, Mr Moki and I look forward to the Wednesday ONT each week - the Pittsburgh Police scanner is a gift that keeps giving!!

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 10:17 PM
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When real life is so entertaining, who needs fiction? Can't make this stuff up!

Posted by: TRex - dino on duty at December 10, 2025 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)

87 because the hospital isn't going to not feed them

and the whole thing was a big fucking stupid waste that accomplished nothing

FUCKING IDIOTS
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 10:19 PM (H1HTt)

Give them those Olestra potato chips. And Haribo sugar-free Gummi Bears.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 10:21 PM (npFr7)

88 his reign was doomed from the start me thinks...even his mommy did not think he was a good monarch...
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:05 PM (g47mK)


Unfortunately for Russia, Nicholas listened a little too much to his wife, Alexandra. And her choice of 'psychotic religious adviser' wasn't so great, either.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 10:21 PM (gKDq2)

89 I like Savatage.
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The band?
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:10 PM (Cjcf6)

Yes?
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I belonged to a guitar forum that kicked me out when I didn't go along with the "guitar companies are price gougers" when COVID money suddenly showed up and drove prices upward.

Prior to getting kicked out, I was on good terms with a regular who earned my respect by acknowledging that Ritchie Blackmore had played a huge and ongoing influence on the metal guitar scene via both Deep Purple and Rainbow. Blackmore was his SECOND favorite guitarist. The guitarist from Savatage (Chris Oliva) was his favorite.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:22 PM (Cjcf6)

90 wolfus, you were asking about Lois Bujold books, and I said after the Nood was called:

The hardest one to read is Mirror Dance, it is downright brutal. Start with Warrior's Apprentice, A Civil Campaign or Captain Vorpatril's Alliance to get your toes wet. She is as good a prosist as David Drake, but they are like Drake was writing Restoration novels.
her first two books in the series about Cordelia are a bit rough, much better than most first books, but she was still shaking out her universe.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 10:22 PM (rbvCR)

91 51 Great stuff tonight, Dino!

Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 10:14 PM
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Thank you, Disco!

Hey, do you think JQ needs help putting up more lights for the Club ONT Christmas party on Saturday?

Posted by: TRex - drinkerating dino at December 10, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

92 I don't understand hunger strikes.

"Give me my way, or I'll starve myself!" Ok.

Has anyone, anywhere, anytime said,"Oh, those poor dears. Better do what they want."?

Have a sandwich. Or don't. I don't care.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 10:22 PM (UGyV5)

93 I was doing some online shopping and wow do some internet site use intentionally unattractive models.

It seems counterproductive because as you are looking at a range of products you aren't going to take the time to differentiate "ugly mode/nice shirt" from just ugly shirt...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:23 PM (sKqQm)

94 E for Excellence

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 10:24 PM (YwEeS)

95 Pre-Book Thread content: At the library this evening, I picked up two non-fiction items, a biography of Larry McMurtry and one of C.S. Lewis. I plan to dive into one or the other once I finish my current Anthony Horowitz mystery. It occurred to me that I know very little about McMurtry's early life or how he came to be published in the first place, let alone how his stuff caught the attention of Hollywood.

As for Lewis, I know more about his life than I do his work -- and I don't know much about his life. Basically anecdotes, and that he preferred a pipe tobacco called Three Nuns.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 10:24 PM (wzUl9)

96 G’night, All. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:25 PM (77rzZ)

97 Prayers continue Teresa and Paul.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2025 10:25 PM (kB9dk)

98 Evening.

Savatage is fucking outstanding.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 10, 2025 10:25 PM (1Yy3c)

99 For those who were curious where I got the idea for putting a ribbon on a male TRex, go to the 6, 16, and 20 minute mark.

https://youtu.be/prPyAPrOliM

If you like British humor, this series is a hoot!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 10, 2025 10:25 PM (S/Y4j)

100 wolfus, you were asking about Lois Bujold books, and I said after the Nood was called:

The hardest one to read is Mirror Dance, it is downright brutal. Start with Warrior's Apprentice, A Civil Campaign or Captain Vorpatril's Alliance to get your toes wet. She is as good a prosist as David Drake, but they are like Drake was writing Restoration novels.
her first two books in the series about Cordelia are a bit rough, much better than most first books, but she was still shaking out her universe.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025


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This library had a bunch of her stuff, but none of those that I recall. I'll be out at the big suburban library on Saturday morning and can have a look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 10:25 PM (wzUl9)

101 I wonder if the Whistling Toilet of Doom succeeded in taking out any Viet Cong?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 10:26 PM (npFr7)

102 Thank you for the ONT T-Rex!
Doof thanks for the pickleball info, it will be put to good use.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 10, 2025 10:26 PM (TfUTr)

103 The head strapped to the wing pylon was used to illustrate the bomb shortage that was occurring while LBJ and McNamara was saying there was no bomb shortage.

The "E" is for excellence. Can't you just feel the sarcasm for it being placed on the toilet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:27 PM (2GVsD)

104 98 Evening.

Savatage is fucking outstanding.

Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 10, 2025 10:25 PM
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I'm pleased to know that Savatage finds favor among the Horde. I wasn't sure about including it.

Posted by: TRex - deep cut dino at December 10, 2025 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)

105 Hey, do you think JQ needs help putting up more lights for the Club ONT Christmas party on Saturday?

Posted by: TRex - drinkerating dino at December 10, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq

I volunteer to help JQ drunkorate. No one at home enjoys the colored lights and Blow Mold santa .

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:27 PM (6p0Jv)

106 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 10, 2025 10:05 PM (SRRAx)

Best possible luck and blessings to you tomorrow, TiFW. I'll sure send up a prayer, but be advised I might not have a lot of pull up there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:27 PM (COQGW)

107 The Pittsburgh police scanner keeps giving.

They have a nice touch. Well done.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 10:28 PM (0ZmKh)

108 Amazing that TSO started as a side project from Savatage.

TSO's first big hit, "Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12/24," was originally on Savatage's album "Dead Winter Dead." A concept album set during the Bosnian War.

"CE/S" was a tribute to "The Cellist of Sarajevo," Vedran Smailović, who would go out and play cello solos in the middle of the ruins of Sarajevo while it was under siege.

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 10:28 PM (nhCoE)

109 Excellent choice for the lurker link, TRex. Thanks for another fun and informative ONT.

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2025 10:28 PM (41CYW)

110 88:And her choice of 'psychotic religious adviser' wasn't so great, either.
Posted by: RickZ



I had a huge coc......I was the perfect advisor, jerk!

Posted by: Rasputin at December 10, 2025 10:29 PM (MmTZZ)

111 Teresa in Fort Worth, have a Dr consultation at 1pm CST tomorrow. Should be done well in time to be praying for you afterward. God guide your surgeons and crew.

Your dealing with your cancer has been inspiring.

Posted by: mindful webworker - CST for the cyst? at December 10, 2025 10:30 PM (zKAC0)

112 The company Brengun makes a 1/48 resin kit with the toilet and decals for the Skyraider. BRL 48040.

So grab a Monogram or a Tamiya 1/48 Skyraider and go to town.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:30 PM (2GVsD)

113 Five hunger strikers for Palestine have been hospitalized since beginning their hunger strike.

Lives are at immediate risk"

Well... bye.

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 10:31 PM (XuXeR)

114 88:And her choice of 'psychotic religious adviser' wasn't so great, either.
Posted by: RickZ


I had a huge coc......I was the perfect advisor, jerk!
Posted by: Rasputin at December 10, 2025 10:29 PM (MmTZZ)


Not to mention, you could hardly kill the guy. He just kept ticking!

Posted by: V. Purishkevich at December 10, 2025 10:31 PM (COQGW)

115 I wonder if the Whistling Toilet of Doom succeeded in taking out any Viet Cong?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 10:26 PM (npFr7)


Sounds like the opening of the series 'Dead Like Me', a toilet seat flying down from the Mir Space Station killing Ellen Muth, the lead character.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 10:31 PM (gKDq2)

116 Golly, who would have guessed that the UK's problems had UK participants that were totally onboard and "benefiting" from it?

Can we just sever relations with the UK unless they reform?

Andy Hughes
@AndyHughesCrime
EXCLUSIVE: A Met officer was accused of running a VIP paedophile ring, which included an MP and a judge, that sexually abused young girls in care.
A Met whistleblower claims it was “covered up” by the force.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:32 PM (Cjcf6)

117
The picture of the guy explaining and the expression on the girl's face does not foretell a continuing relationship.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 10:32 PM (tgvbd)

118 I love the old Bond movie titles

And Jesus at customs

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 10, 2025 10:32 PM (eZ5tL)

119 That dude is showing that chick his knife hand, she probably went all bird hand and this is what happens when you go bird hand.

You will respect my knife hand!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2025 10:33 PM (XV/Pl)

120 Is the toilet plane an F6F?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:33 PM (COQGW)

121 Prayers up for you, Teresa. Merry Christmas!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 10, 2025 10:34 PM (+8v88)

122 Alright, which of you jokers put lard in the IV's?

Posted by: Hospital admin who has enough problems at December 10, 2025 10:34 PM (TfUTr)

123 Rasputin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODmWkQkgm_g

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:35 PM (2GVsD)

124 Prayers for you and your family Teresa. You are one strong and optimistic lady. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Prayers for complete success of the surgery, record healing with no complications that leaves the docs amazed, and a great Christmas with your beloved family.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 10:35 PM (WONhk)

125 Nope. It's an A-1 Skyraider. "Vietnam" was the giveaway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:35 PM (COQGW)

126 Cicero

No. It is a Douglas AD-6/A-1H Skyraider.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:35 PM (2GVsD)

127 Festive ONT Mr. Rex!⛄🎄🎁

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 10, 2025 10:35 PM (aa8rj)

128 Teresa,
Thank you for the reminder, will definitely be praying for you. Yes, you are "outside the box", I've never heard of anyone with your diagnosis having this surgery. And I pray that it is a huge success and you are with us for many more MoMes

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

129 112 The company Brengun makes a 1/48 resin kit with the toilet and decals for the Skyraider. BRL 48040.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:30 PM
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for you:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2env24

Posted by: TRex - scaled down dino at December 10, 2025 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

130 Unfortunately for Russia, Nicholas listened a little too much to his wife, Alexandra. And her choice of 'psychotic religious adviser' wasn't so great, either.
Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 10:21 PM (gKDq2)

I've read a little about Rasputin, and the situation was not ...monosemantic. He was very possibly maligned, as Marie Antoinette was. Much intrigue surrounded the czar, many interests pulling in all directions. Rasputin did seem to have some healing abilities. He wanted to improve the plight of peasants, the common folks. He was shrewd, was popular with some at court, and maybe provided unvarnished opinion to the royal couple.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:36 PM (g47mK)

131 🎶 🎹 amateur hour again
Guess this is as good a day as any to drag this out:

Rudolfo
The Culturally Insensitive Pseudo-Hispanic Version
(should play from 1:10 in the video)

https://bit.ly/rudy-red-nose

Posted by: mindful webworker - CST for the cyst? at December 10, 2025 10:37 PM (zKAC0)

132 No. It is a Douglas AD-6/A-1H Skyraider.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:35 PM (2GVsD)


Shoulda read the text. It says it right there.

Anyway, I don't think the Hellcat had hard points like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:37 PM (COQGW)

133 The Fabrege egg is spectacular. I love snowflakes!

I think whoever first named hoar frost "hoar" vs fairy frost or beauty frost is a nitwit. I think it is a rude name for something so beautiful.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 10:37 PM (WONhk)

134
I mean, have you ever been stuck in a conversation with someone who just talks and talks and never really has a theme of what they're talking about and goes down all kinds of little side trails that don't link up with the rest of what they're saying and they just like the sound of their voice and think they're so smart you'll be impressed by the never-ending cascade of words and....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 10:37 PM (tgvbd)

135 Teresa, praying for ya

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 10, 2025 10:37 PM (DoBxX)

136 Praying for you Theresa, and thinking of I out as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 10:37 PM (M4qcY)

137 127 Festive ONT Mr. Rex!⛄🎄🎁

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 10, 2025 10:35 PM
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Thank you! Your wobbly table is available if you want it. Limited menu tonight though.

Posted by: TRex - host dino at December 10, 2025 10:38 PM (IQ6Gq)

138 Regarding Pierce Brosnan, there's apparently a comic book based on the concept of Old Man Bond (by another name) that may be being adapted, and may be starring him.

Nerdrotic thought he was cleverly not disclosing that while disclosing that, so it seems there's a pretty good chance it's true.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 10:39 PM (vSvIl)

139 Honestly, I've never understood the logic of hunger strikes. You -- my opponent on some issue if not my outright enemy -- endanger your own health or life because I won't do what you want me to do? Yeah, that'll sure show me.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 10:39 PM (3nLb4)

140 You know he's evil because it's right there in his name. Rasputin.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 10:39 PM (UGyV5)

141 Well, I guess its time for Trump to blast and/or tariff...Denmark.

The intelligence service of Denmark, a NATO ‘ally’ currently under the rule of left-liberal globalists, has caused quite the stir across Europe and the globe after it labeled the United States as a potential security concern, a stunning shift for a country long conditioned to defer to NATO orthodoxy.

The new intelligence assessment claims Washington, under the Trump administration, is aggressively reasserting its national interests—something globalist governments in Europe have thus far not been prepared to deal with.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:39 PM (Cjcf6)

142 Doggo! Saw your comment from last night's ONT this morning. Let me see if I have this right: you three have agreed to have a Santa at Saturday night's Club ONT party - but you will be seating him OUTSIDE? In the cold? I know, next to a fire - but this is Santa we are talking about. And did I mention it's COLD outside?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 10:39 PM (IQ6Gq)

143 Lives are at immediate risk.

Well, that's a dang shame. Anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

144 Hunger strikes are emotional blackmail tgat only work on decent people.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 10, 2025 10:42 PM (DoBxX)

145 (WONhk)

134
I mean, have you ever been stuck in a conversation with someone who just talks and talks and never really has a theme of what they're talking about and goes down all kinds of little side trails that don't link up with the rest of what they're saying and they just like the sound of their voice and think they're so smart you'll be impressed by the never-ending cascade of words and....
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 10:37 PM (tgvbd)

Is one of the possible answers "every woman I'm related to"???

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 10:42 PM (M4qcY)

146 137 TRex

Thanks T! However, I'm saving myself for Saturday 🤪...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 10, 2025 10:42 PM (aa8rj)

147 Five hunger strikers for Palestine have been hospitalized since beginning their hunger strike.

Lives are at immediate risk.
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:13 PM (Cjcf6)


Banana anyone?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:42 PM (COQGW)

148 Doggo! Saw your comment from last night's ONT this morning. Let me see if I have this right: you three have agreed to have a Santa at Saturday night's Club ONT party - but you will be seating him OUTSIDE? In the cold? I know, next to a fire - but this is Santa we are talking about. And did I mention it's COLD outside?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba

Heck, seat him at our table, while not good, I myself have been spectacularly mediocre.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 10, 2025 10:43 PM (TfUTr)

149 seating him OUTSIDE? In the cold? I know, next to a fire - but this is Santa we are talking about. And did I mention it's COLD outside?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 10:39 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Wait until you see the fire.

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2025 10:43 PM (41CYW)

150 T Rex the other bombs being carried by the Skyraider drives home the point there was a bomb shortage.

It was the same Korean War bombs aboard Forrestal that killed so many. The more modern bombs have a 30 second delay you could say before cooking off. All these old bombs did not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:43 PM (2GVsD)

151 and the whole thing was a big fucking stupid waste that accomplished nothing

FUCKING IDIOTS
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History


Yeah, something tells me that they never intended to actually starve to death. The posers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

152
The new intelligence assessment claims Washington, under the Trump administration, is aggressively reasserting its national interests—something globalist governments in Europe have thus far not been prepared to deal with.
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:39 PM (Cjcf6)

___________

Apparently the duty of the US is to shut up and do what the EU says. To which I say, piss on that noise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 10:43 PM (tgvbd)

153 I thought I had some nice ornaments as my parents would get one every year.. then I found Henry Ford museum has them all on display.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 10, 2025 10:44 PM (/lPRQ)

154 142 Doggo! Saw your comment from last night's ONT this morning. Let me see if I have this right: you three have agreed to have a Santa at Saturday night's Club ONT party - but you will be seating him OUTSIDE? In the cold? I know, next to a fire - but this is Santa we are talking about. And did I mention it's COLD outside?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10

You know, some of us have copies of the keys to the new ballroom addition. We could relocate him upon making a command decision. Only thing they can do is stamp our meal card no dessert, JQ would ignore that anyway.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 10:44 PM (Wmg4n)

155 So what is Venezuela going to do now that we have their oil tanker?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

156 Give them those Olestra potato chips. And Haribo sugar-free Gummi Bears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That would unfairly punish hospital staff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 10:44 PM (0Htd1)

157 Hunger strikes are emotional blackmail tgat only work on decent people.

Oh. That explains why I don't get it.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 10:45 PM (3nLb4)

158 Good news, there are five more people who won't need Ozempic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:45 PM (2GVsD)

159 Who was hunger strike guy in the late 70s early 80s? Bobby so and so or Gary? irish. Sinn Finn? I remember that. Hope he died.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:46 PM (6p0Jv)

160 Savatage is fucking outstanding.
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus

I'm pleased to know that Savatage finds favor among the Horde. I wasn't sure about including it.
Posted by: TRex - deep cut dino


Be sure!

The counterpoint vocals that show up in some TSO songs? That was a Savatage thing, too.

First heard near the end of "Chance," in 1994:

https://youtu.be/pqWg3QRAMSA

And in the closer of the Dead Winter Dead concept album, "Not What You See":

https://youtu.be/PR17ynfz8qI

"Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12/24" is DWD's penultimate track.

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 10:47 PM (nhCoE)

161 {{{TiFW}}}

Prayers ascending!

Wishing you a pain-free recovery and a Merry Christmas.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 10:47 PM (rdVOm)

162
Dang, just looking at the weather station data, I had a quite a pressure drop today, going from 30.06" to 29.67". Wonder my ears didn't pop...

Back during that winter storm of the century in '93, which set low pressure records all over the SE and east coast on up north pretty good, it fell so fast, some did swear their ears did pop.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

163 I'll be going on a Hunger Strike until 7AM EST. Good night, will post on The Morning Report, if I survive.

Posted by: Full, Up To Here at December 10, 2025 10:47 PM (oftw2)

164 So what is Venezuela going to do now that we have their oil tanker?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Whine to the u.n. who will send a strongly worded letter to President Trump...who will wipe his ass with it.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 10, 2025 10:47 PM (TfUTr)

165 So what is Venezuela going to do now that we have their oil tanker?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Taunt us a second time?

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 10:47 PM (nhCoE)

166 A comedy in 2 acts:

Act 1

92 I don't understand hunger strikes.

"Give me my way, or I'll starve myself!" Ok.

Has anyone, anywhere, anytime said,"Oh, those poor dears. Better do what they want."?

Have a sandwich. Or don't. I don't care.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 10:22 PM (UGyV5)


Act 2

144 Hunger strikes are emotional blackmail tgat only work on decent people.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 10, 2025 10:42 PM (DoBxX)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 10:47 PM (UGyV5)

167 So what is Venezuela going to do now that we have their oil tanker?
-----

Ok, so Trump should do a couple of things:

1. Symbolically "donate" the oil to The Strategic Reserve.

2. Then "donate" the tanker to the Naval Academy as a training vessel.

The left will howl, but they always howl. Those who get what's going on will love it.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM (Cjcf6)

168 166 A comedy in 2 acts:

Act 1

92 I don't understand hunger strikes.

"Give me my way, or I'll starve myself!" Ok.

Has anyone, anywhere, anytime said,"Oh, those poor dears. Better do what they want."?

Have a sandwich. Or don't. I don't care.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 10:22 PM (UGyV5)


Act 2

144 Hunger strikes are emotional blackmail tgat only work on decent people.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 10, 2025 10:42 PM (DoBxX)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 10:47 PM (UGyV5)

I guess I'm indecent...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

169 Maybe we should drop a toilet on Maduro

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM (2GVsD)

170 Hey, do you think JQ needs help putting up more lights for the Club ONT Christmas party on Saturday?

Posted by: TRex - drinkerating dino at December 10, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq

I volunteer to help JQ drunkorate. No one at home enjoys the colored lights and Blow Mold santa .
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:27 PM (6p0Jv)
---------

Sure! Bring your favorite decorations!

TRex, you found that special box of lights in the store room, didn't you?

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

171 Your tanker, it's mine. It's my tanker.

Posted by: Orangeman, Lord of the Oceans at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM (COQGW)

172 167 So what is Venezuela going to do now that we have their oil tanker?
-----

Ok, so Trump should do a couple of things:

1. Symbolically "donate" the oil to The Strategic Reserve.

2. Then "donate" the tanker to the Naval Academy as a training vessel.

The left will howl, but they always howl. Those who get what's going on will love it.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM (Cjcf6)

Use it to transport illegal aliens back home?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

173 Teresa in Fort Worth...

May God be with those entrusted with your care...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 10:49 PM (XuXeR)

174 Prayers up for Teresa and Paul.

Posted by: KT at December 10, 2025 10:49 PM (7vIsy)

175 Trump makes it a sea going golf course of course.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:49 PM (2GVsD)

176 I will be looking for epithets in AoSHQ nics now.

Posted by: KT at December 10, 2025 10:50 PM (7vIsy)

177 You know, some of us have copies of the keys to the new ballroom addition. We could relocate him upon making a command decision. Only thing they can do is stamp our meal card no dessert, JQ would ignore that anyway.
Posted by: Piper
*******
Girlfriend! Yes, please. Seriously, what are they thinking? I dropped off the Santa suit at the dry cleaners, and now they want it back. I left the receipt near the cash register and hope someone picks it up before Saturday at noon, when they close. I'd do it, but I'm busy with cookie dough, icing and sprinkles for dozens of cookies...I'm beginning to feel like you on Sunday night!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 10:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

178
Use it to transport illegal aliens back home?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

________

Operation Magic Carpet 2!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 10:50 PM (tgvbd)

179 Hunger strike... bah, pikers. They should hold their breath instead.

I'd gladly assist, with duct tape and clothespins!

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 10:50 PM (rdVOm)

180 Commie / Third World prisons preempt hunger strikes.

Posted by: No Soup For you !! at December 10, 2025 10:50 PM (KDPiq)

181 Is it just me or does the blonde with the impressive...aahhh...bewbs look less than happy to be where she is? And with the dudes hand on her neck?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 10:50 PM (2WIwB)

182
A Mel Tucker / Sharonne Moore podcast / radio show is more than what you want.

It's what America needs.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 10:51 PM (Y8DZL)

183 Hunger strikes are emotional blackmail tgat only work on decent people.

Oh. That explains why I don't get it.
Posted by: Oddbob


It might be a Gen X thing. We were told to finish our meals and not waste food because there were starving children in Africa.

So some political such-and-such intentionally not eating his food has to be evil, right? Think of the children!

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 10:51 PM (nhCoE)

184
I was reading that Trump 1.0 wanted to seize Venezuelan tankers, but the RINOs and cucks balked. Trump 2.0 learned his lesson about putting the right people in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 10:51 PM (w6EFb)

185 Has anyone, anywhere, anytime said,"Oh, those poor dears. Better do what they want."?"

Sure. There was this lady who said "won't somebody help that poor man? "

Might have been in a movie....

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 10:51 PM (XuXeR)

186 170 TRex, you found that special box of lights in the store room, didn't you?

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM
***
Yes! I plugged them in and they looked marvelous! Then I stepped on one of the bulbs and the whole string went out. Damn vintage light strings. Sorry about that. There may be others in the storeroom, but I didn't look out of fear of doing more damage.

Posted by: TRex - clumsy dino at December 10, 2025 10:51 PM (IQ6Gq)

187 The intelligence service of Denmark, a NATO ‘ally’ currently under the rule of left-liberal globalists, has caused quite the stir across Europe and the globe after it labeled the United States as a potential security concern, a stunning shift for a country long conditioned to defer to NATO orthodoxy.

Well, that does it. I'm boycotting cheese Danish.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

188 Dear Denmark

We are cancelling the extended warranty on your F-35s.

The USA.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:52 PM (2GVsD)

189 Girlfriend! Yes, please. Seriously, what are they thinking? I dropped off the Santa suit at the dry cleaners, and now they want it back. I left the receipt near the cash register and hope someone picks it up before Saturday at noon, when they close. I'd do it, but I'm busy with cookie dough, icing and sprinkles for dozens of cookies...I'm beginning to feel like you on Sunday night!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 10:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

I am making snow globe cookies tomorrow. 😂. Stay tuned on it being amazingly cute or amazingly not.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 10:53 PM (Wmg4n)

190 Is it just me or does the blonde with the impressive...aahhh...bewbs look less than happy to be where she is? And with the dudes hand on her neck?

Judging from the seating and his shirt, they're at a baseball game and he's mansplaining the infield fly rule.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 10:53 PM (3nLb4)

191 Well, that does it. I'm boycotting cheese Danish.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 10:52 PM (0Htd1)


And butter cookies are right out!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:53 PM (COQGW)

192 Savatage wasn't bad; I prefer the original Grieg piece.

https://youtu.be/OqvHWUZZdP0

I actually like the entire Peer Gynt suite.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

193 Who was hunger strike guy in the late 70s early 80s? Bobby so and so or Gary? irish. Sinn Finn? I remember that. Hope he died.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:46 PM (6p0Jv)


Yep. Bobby Sands and his diet.

Sinn Fein (Shin Fain). Proper commie rat bastards they are.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 10:53 PM (gKDq2)

194 Sounds like the opening of the series 'Dead Like Me', a toilet seat flying down from the Mir Space Station killing Ellen Muth, the lead character.
Posted by: RickZ


Heh. I thought the same. We binge-watched the whole series earlier this year. Enjoyed it. Decided not to watch the follow-up movie to avoid disappointment.

Posted by: mindful webworker - reap what you sew at December 10, 2025 10:53 PM (zKAC0)

195 Well, that does it. I'm boycotting cheese Danish.
Posted by: nerdygirl

And sugar cookies in those metal cans.

Posted by: Danegeld at December 10, 2025 10:54 PM (oftw2)

196 I am going on a hunger strike until the Somalians aren't retarded. Ot until I need a sammich.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:54 PM (6p0Jv)

197 144 Hunger strikes are emotional blackmail tgat only work on decent people.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


Hunger strikes work on decent people? Uh, oh.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 10:54 PM (0Htd1)

198 187 The intelligence service of Denmark, a NATO ‘ally’ currently under the rule of left-liberal globalists, has caused quite the stir across Europe and the globe after it labeled the United States as a potential security concern, a stunning shift for a country long conditioned to defer to NATO orthodoxy.

Well, that does it. I'm boycotting cheese Danish.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

That's what you get for sticking fingers in dykes...
Oh, is that the Netherlands? Nevermind...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

199 You know, some of us have copies of the keys to the new ballroom addition. We could relocate him upon making a command decision. Only thing they can do is stamp our meal card no dessert, JQ would ignore that anyway.
Posted by: Piper
---------

Here's the "outdoor" space. Thought I posted it the other night?

https://tinyurl.com/4y2v6rzy

****Don't worry, Doof! Pic was taken before I added COLORED LIGHTS and put up the plexiglass panels for wind-block****

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 10:55 PM (rdVOm)

200 I wish to go on hunger strike
Like fearless leader ace
No eat for days

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 10, 2025 10:55 PM (tcsrY)

201 I am making snow globe cookies tomorrow. 😂. Stay tuned on it being amazingly cute or amazingly not.
Posted by: Piper
**********
Excellent, have none of those. Let me get thru tomorrow and I'll list what I'll be bringing.
I think we need to be considered for the dental plan...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 10:55 PM (IQ6Gq)

202 Hunger strikes are emotional blackmail tgat only work on decent people.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


You think "decent people" would resort to this "rectal feeding"?!
Just glad that lobster wasn't on the menu...

- GITMO Prisoner No 153

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 10, 2025 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)

203 Dear Denmark, we are enacting a no fly zone and naval blockade of Greenland.

Yours truly,

The United States of America.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:55 PM (g47mK)

204
155 So what is Venezuela going to do now that we have their oil tanker?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

Hey Anna, I posted this in the previous thread, but nobody in media has noticed or understood what just happened - most brilliant move by Trump and Hegseth yet. 3 primary effects:
1) this tanker was headed for Cuba, which has an antiquated, failing oil powered system for all of their power production. The loss of this tanker might cause the grid to go down for the entire island (again)
2) Maduro desperately needed the money from this shipment for his associates and other expenses, since the loss of the drug boats is hurting him and his partners badly.
3) this ship was part of the Russian "shadow fleet" so it was a nice little way to kick Putin in the teeth as well.

That's a lot of billiard balls to get moving with one little shot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 10:55 PM (M4qcY)

205
I am making snow globe cookies tomorrow.
Posted by: Piper


You shake the cookies and "snow" flies?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 10:56 PM (H1HTt)

206 In other military news, Boeing has finished converting the 127th and last F-16 to QF-16 drone status.

The US have more QF-16 drones than some nations who operate the F-16 with pilots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:56 PM (2GVsD)

207 183 Hunger strikes are emotional blackmail tgat only work on decent people.

Oh. That explains why I don't get it.
Posted by: Oddbob

It might be a Gen X thing. We were told to finish our meals and not waste food because there were starving children in Africa.

So some political such-and-such intentionally not eating his food has to be evil, right? Think of the children!

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 10:51 PM (nhCoE)

I was told about the starving children in China...Maybe that was pre-1980...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:56 PM (ynpvh)

208 You think "decent people" would resort to this "rectal feeding"?!
Just glad that lobster wasn't on the menu...



Looking forward to Pineapple Night!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 10:56 PM (COQGW)

209 So why did we seize the oil tanker? Were their drugs onboard?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:57 PM (sKqQm)

210 Tom Servo

Don't forget Maduro is in bed with the Mullahs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:57 PM (2GVsD)

211 Yep. Bobby Sands and his diet.

Sinn Fein (Shin Fain). Proper commie rat bastards they are.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 10:53 PM (gKDq2)

That's the guy! I remember the helpful media counting down the days he was hungry. Oh noes.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:57 PM (6p0Jv)

212 I am going on a hunger strike until the Somalians aren't retarded. Ot until I need a sammich.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Heh!

Posted by: Some Rat at December 10, 2025 10:57 PM (TfUTr)

213 >> this tanker was headed for Cuba, which has an antiquated, failing oil powered system for all of their power production.

Just reading that while Cuba has publicly condemned the imperial US military build up, they are privately talking about "what the region will look like without Maduro".

They've already got the message.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 10:57 PM (w6EFb)

214 Alright, y'all hunger strikers asked for it!

https://youtu.be/VUb450Alpps

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 10:57 PM (nhCoE)

215 Is Raul Castro still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

216 You knwo you could make a decent movie about a retired Bond.

Have him chilling in a retirement home when he finds out there is a plot by a new version of Spectre to kill off the elderly via a fake vaccine and he has to stop Faucifinger and Bidenfeld from killing off a bunch of people...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:58 PM (sKqQm)

217 205
I am making snow globe cookies tomorrow.
Posted by: Piper

You shake the cookies and "snow" flies?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 10:56 PM (H1HTt)

In theory and on paper, yes.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 10:58 PM (Wmg4n)

218 does anybody use venezuelan oil besides US and chinese?

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 10:59 PM (L8VMA)

219 Soup's first encounter with those cookies will be very funny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:59 PM (2GVsD)

220 Is Raul Castro still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:58 PM (2GVsD)


As far as I know, but Diaz-Canel Singao is probably still in charge

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 10:59 PM (rbvCR)

221 216 You knwo you could make a decent movie about a retired Bond.

Have him chilling in a retirement home when he finds out there is a plot by a new version of Spectre to kill off the elderly via a fake vaccine and he has to stop Faucifinger and Bidenfeld from killing off a bunch of people...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:58 PM (sKqQm)

If only Brian Dennehy was still alive...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:59 PM (ynpvh)

222 I was told about the starving children in China...Maybe that was pre-1980...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:56 PM (ynpvh)


I got told the 'the starving children in Africa' sob story in the 1960s.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 11:00 PM (gKDq2)

223 I guess I'm indecent...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


But morons are allowed to not wear pants, so it's okay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 11:00 PM (0Htd1)

224 [Grateful making note to self to tell Santa on Saturday that she was not involved in any way in the decision to have him outside...would never do that to "the man" who has the list and checks it twice}

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

225 "Cuban President Miguel Díaz-Canel sent a message on Saturday to the authorities and people of Venezuela, reaffirming the island’s support for the South American nation in the face of U.S. hostility."

of course

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (rbvCR)

226 I would think the Ethiopians would still be feasting on Sally Struthers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

227
Has grammy winger been around?

Rev was bad shape, last I heard.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (H1HTt)

228 209 So why did we seize the oil tanker? Were their drugs onboard?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:57 PM (sKqQm)

Is that a parrot on your shoulder, Captain?
-reporter at press conference

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (bss/y)

229 219 Soup's first encounter with those cookies will be very funny.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:59 PM (2GVsD)

He has been stealing stockings and killing them all day. He is still traumatized currently from my sneeze that resulted in a scared cat accidentally landing on him.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (Wmg4n)

230 Posted by: TRex - clumsy dino at December 10, 2025 10:51 PM
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That's okay. Those were old but not especially valuable.

No, there should be a few strings of these in there, I was saving them for you!:

https://tinyurl.com/2hfrh4t6

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (rdVOm)

231
144 Hunger strikes are emotional blackmail tgat only work on decent people.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 10, 2025 10:42 PM (DoBxX)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 10:47 PM (UGyV5)

I guess I'm indecent...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

Did she mean easily deceived people? Cause decent people would tell that brat to stop emotionally blackmailing others.

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (wLjpr)

232 219 Soup's first encounter with those cookies will be very funny.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:59 PM (2GVsD

And he got a pup cup from Starbucks today. They thought he was adorable.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:02 PM (Wmg4n)

233 Did you record the cat performing a landing the dog?

Were arrestor claws used?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:02 PM (2GVsD)

234 223 I guess I'm indecent...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

But morons are allowed to not wear pants, so it's okay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 11:00 PM (0Htd1)

Yeah, I was sitting there in the recliner, watching TV without my pants...the trouble came in when they kicked me out of the store.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:02 PM (ynpvh)

235 "Possessor of Splendor", you know, the fella that came up with that one was...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 11:02 PM (Exvay)

236 I was told about the starving children in China...Maybe that was pre-1980...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:56 PM (ynpvh)

I got told the 'the starving children in Africa' sob story in the 1960s.
Posted by: RickZ

Ok mom, feel free to mail them my portion of whatever this lower middle class glop is.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 10, 2025 11:02 PM (TfUTr)

237 Has grammy winger been around?

Rev was bad shape, last I heard.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (H1HTt)

Seems like I saw grammie a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 11:02 PM (bss/y)

238 Dear Denmark, we are enacting a no fly zone and naval blockade of Greenland.

Yours truly,

The United States of America.
-----

Love it. Of course we could just announce that we were no longer committed to the defense of nations who didn't respect the very rights our nation was founded on.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 11:03 PM (Cjcf6)

239
Is there any reason why I shouldn't believe Maduro (and Chavez before him) are propped up by the CIA?

Am I being too cynical & paranoid?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 11:03 PM (H1HTt)

240 [Grateful making note to self to tell Santa on Saturday that she was not involved in any way in the decision to have him outside...would never do that to "the man" who has the list and checks it twice}
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
--------

Don't panic, Grateful! See my @199

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 11:03 PM (rdVOm)

241 Cuban President Miguel Díaz-Canel sent a message on Saturday to the authorities and people of Venezuela, reaffirming the island’s support for the South American nation in the face of U.S. hostility.


How nice. It must be like walking through scary dark alley and realizing that David Hogg is right there at your side.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:03 PM (COQGW)

242 And he got a pup cup from Starbucks today. They thought he was adorable.


they have to say that, even muslim baristas

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:03 PM (L8VMA)

243 233 Did you record the cat performing a landing the dog?

Were arrestor claws used?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025

No, I didn’t realize just sneezing would cause that chain of events. No claws, but very nasty language like somehow it was Saijo’s fault.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:04 PM (Wmg4n)

244 How nice. It must be like walking through scary dark alley and realizing that David Hogg is right there at your side.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:03 PM (COQGW)

And he brought his backstabbin' knife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 11:04 PM (bss/y)

245 Is there any reason why I shouldn't believe Maduro (and Chavez before him) are propped up by the CIA?

Am I being too cynical & paranoid?




everything is an op these days, trust nobody unconditionally

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:05 PM (L8VMA)

246
And sugar cookies in those metal cans.

Posted by: Danegeld at December 10, 2025 10:54 PM (oftw2)

I thought those all had sewing stuff in them - ours NEVER had cookies!

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 11:05 PM (wLjpr)

247 242 And he got a pup cup from Starbucks today. They thought he was adorable.


they have to say that, even muslim baristas
Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:03 PM (L8VMA)

I don’t think we have those in Alabama and I will have you know he is disgustingly cute. 😂

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:05 PM (Wmg4n)

248 Am I being too cynical & paranoid?

"No matter how cynical I get, I can never keep up."
-- Lily Tomlin

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 11:05 PM (3nLb4)

249 222 I was told about the starving children in China...Maybe that was pre-1980...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 10:56 PM (ynpvh)

I got told the 'the starving children in Africa' sob story in the 1960s.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 11:00 PM (gKDq2)


It was the starving children of Cambodia in the early 70s. I remember the TV commercials

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 11:05 PM (6p0Jv)

250 230 No, there should be a few strings of these in there, I was saving them for you!:

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM
***
Outstanding! They will add a touch of class to the place. I'm sure you'll find a good place for them!! Thank you!

Posted by: TRex - light up my life dino at December 10, 2025 11:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

251 [Grateful making note to self to tell Santa on Saturday that she was not involved in any way in the decision to have him outside...would never do that to "the man" who has the list and checks it twice}
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 11:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Don't panic, Grateful! See my @199
Posted by: JQ
***********
Thank goodness someone is taking this seriously...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 11:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

252 Just a little tweaking:

"Live and Let Die- (Do-not-Resuscitate)"

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 11:05 PM (dIske)

253 It was the same Korean War bombs aboard Forrestal that killed so many. The more modern bombs have a 30 second delay you could say before cooking off. All these old bombs did not.
Posted by: Anna Puma


The Forrestal? I was there...
- Some old dude who happened to be in our open office when a few of us were joking on John "My Turn" McCain.

Old dude answered they question, "Didn't he also almost sink an aircraft carrier?"

Old Dude told us hiw his flight just got back from a mission when shit hit the fan...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)

254 I don’t think we have those in Alabama and I will have you know he is disgustingly cute


business is slow for sbux

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (L8VMA)

255 215 Is Raul Castro still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma

As much as you can be at his age and situation.

If Trump topples the Cuba and Venezuela dictatorships there is no mountain high enough to make a marble bust of him out of.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (Y8DZL)

256 246
And sugar cookies in those metal cans.

Posted by: Danegeld at December 10, 2025 10:54 PM (oftw2)

I thought those all had sewing stuff in them - ours NEVER had cookies!

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 11:05 PM (wLjpr)

Hah! Yeah, I know. Reminds me when I was in Mexico visiting my maternal grandmother and great-grandmother...my Mom said when we heard the music (the popsicle guy, it turned out), she told us NOT to go outside as it was the tax man...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

257 That's what you get for sticking fingers in dykes...
Oh, is that the Netherlands? Nevermind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Rosie O'Donnell is offended by that comment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (0Htd1)

258 Hey there everyone. Just finished hitting golf balls at an indoor simulator. Now enjoying a frosty cold beverage at the bar. Is it too late to bring one of these simulators in for the party on Saturday?

Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 11:07 PM (XvF0J)

259 does anybody use venezuelan oil besides US and chinese?
----

Someone earlier today pointed out that their oil is rougher than ours and requires a higher level of refining.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 11:07 PM (Cjcf6)

260 Nicholas II was kinda doomed.
His grandfather, Alexander II, was a reformer who liberated the serfs, was still assassinated by radicals despite his liberalism.

So Nicholas’ father, Alexander III, was quite the reactionary after his father was killed and he proceeded to crack down hard on the radicals and revolutionaries for decades.

By the time Nicholas was crowned the die was cast for revolution. WWI pretty much ended any chances things would turn out differently.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 11:07 PM (6ydKt)

261 It was the starving children of Cambodia in the early 70s. I remember the TV commercials



radio?

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:07 PM (L8VMA)

262 257 That's what you get for sticking fingers in dykes...
Oh, is that the Netherlands? Nevermind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Rosie O'Donnell is offended by that comment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (0Htd1)

I'm so happy for her about that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:07 PM (ynpvh)

263 when we heard the music (the popsicle guy, it turned out), she told us NOT to go outside as it was the tax man...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

The tax man had a jingle???? In Jordan the music van was for propane tanks!

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (wLjpr)

264 Venezuelan crude IIRC has a very high Sulphur content.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

265 Someone earlier today pointed out that their oil is rougher than ours and requires a higher level of refining.
Posted by: Crusader


yeah its garbage, we and the chinese have the ability to refine such garbage not sure anybody else does

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (L8VMA)

266 257 That's what you get for sticking fingers in dykes...
Oh, is that the Netherlands? Nevermind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Rosie O'Donnell is offended by that comment.
Posted by: nerdygirl


And she's already been traumatized by Trump calling her fat. I mean, geez, how much should the chunky cow have to endure.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (0Htd1)

267 Someone earlier today pointed out that their oil is rougher than ours and requires a higher level of refining.

Yeah. For some reason it's full of sulphur.

Go figure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (COQGW)

268 263 when we heard the music (the popsicle guy, it turned out), she told us NOT to go outside as it was the tax man...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

The tax man had a jingle???? In Jordan the music van was for propane tanks!

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (wLjpr)

He didn't; she didn't want us clamoring for mexican popsicles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

269 It's the Devil's own crude.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:09 PM (2GVsD)

270 24 ...Oh, and surgery is scheduled for 2:30 pm and should last 3-4 hours if all goes according to plan. So you probably won't get an update from Paul until tomorrow evening sometime - didn't want anyone to worry too soon!

Thank you SO MUCH for all of the prayers - we really do appreciate it! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 10, 2025 10:07 PM (SRRAx)

Teresa - I'm praying for you (and Paul) now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 11:09 PM (0CU3H)

271 Yeah. For some reason it's full of sulphur.

Venezuelan dinosaurs ate a lot of eggs.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 11:10 PM (3nLb4)

272 Hey there everyone. Just finished hitting golf balls at an indoor simulator. Now enjoying a frosty cold beverage at the bar. Is it too late to bring one of these simulators in for the party on Saturday?
Posted by: Doof
**********
Sounds good...just as long as someone picks up the Santa suit from the dry cleaners before Saturday at noon. The dry cleaners on Main St, not the one on State St.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 11:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

273 His grandfather, Alexander II, was a reformer who liberated the serfs, was still assassinated by radicals despite his liberalism.

His legs got blown off by an anarchist's bomb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:10 PM (COQGW)

274 264 Venezuelan crude IIRC has a very high Sulphur content.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

Oh, THAT'S what Hugo meant when he mentioned the smell of Sulphur while at the podium at the UN...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

275 266 257 That's what you get for sticking fingers in dykes...
Oh, is that the Netherlands? Nevermind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Rosie O'Donnell is offended by that comment.
Posted by: nerdygirl

And she's already been traumatized by Trump calling her fat. I mean, geez, how much should the chunky cow have to endure.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (0Htd1)

Watch out or she'll go whaling on you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

276 Yeah Hugo Chavez was smelling his own farts that day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:10 PM (2GVsD)

277 On hunger strike, eh?
What would you be having today, shish kabob or en Fuego California burrito? Chef's surprise? OK.

- GITMO Guard

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 10, 2025 11:10 PM (/lPRQ)

278 Is there any reason why I shouldn't believe Maduro (and Chavez before him) are propped up by the CIA?

Am I being too cynical & paranoid?


---
I believe the government is untrustworthy. I help people I know. And not all of them. Not everyone is helpable.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 11:11 PM (6p0Jv)

279 "The Wednesday ONT has no time for hidden musical themes"

Hidden musical themes are dumb

Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 11:11 PM (XvF0J)

280 Hey there everyone. Just finished hitting golf balls at an indoor simulator.


why do you need some simulator, easier to go indoors

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:11 PM (L8VMA)

281
He didn't; she didn't want us clamoring for mexican popsicles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

Hmmm...just realized that Mom also told us she never lied...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:11 PM (ynpvh)

282 255 215 Is Raul Castro still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma

As much as you can be at his age and situation.

If Trump topples the Cuba and Venezuela dictatorships there is no mountain high enough to make a marble bust of him out of.
Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (Y8DZL)

Blast out TR's face and replace it with Trump on Rushmore.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 11:12 PM (0CU3H)

283
He didn't; she didn't want us clamoring for mexican popsicles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

Dang, your mom was tough! My kids were little when we were in Jordan and asked for money for popsicles when they heard the music. The disappointment that followed when the driver started to hand them a tank of gas...

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 11:12 PM (wLjpr)

284 What imposing peak in the lower 48 we can rename Mt. Trump?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (2GVsD)

285 279 "The Wednesday ONT has no time for hidden musical themes"

Hidden musical themes are dumb
Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 11

You know what else is dumb? Pamela Anderson’s hair and beans.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (Wmg4n)

286 That wing toilet is frigging hysterical. I can't stop laughing. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (snZF9)

287 283
He didn't; she didn't want us clamoring for mexican popsicles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

Dang, your mom was tough! My kids were little when we were in Jordan and asked for money for popsicles when they heard the music. The disappointment that followed when the driver started to hand them a tank of gas...

Posted by: moki at December 10, 2025 11:12 PM (wLjpr)

LOL! The looks on their faces must've been priceless!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

288 If Trump topples the Cuba and Venezuela dictatorships there is no mountain high enough to make a marble bust of him out of.
Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (Y8DZL)
______________________

I'm starting to wonder whether Trump dangled a carrot in front of Marco Rubio. "Look. If you show me complete allegiance, and do what I say rather than whomever was giving you your marching orders before, I'll take a stab at Cuba. Still have relatives down there, don't you?"

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (dIske)

289 Sounds good...just as long as someone picks up the Santa suit from the dry cleaners before Saturday at noon. The dry cleaners on Main St, not the one on State St.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 10, 2025 11:10 PM (IQ6Gq)


Have we figured out who's wearing said suit?

Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (XvF0J)

290 285 279 "The Wednesday ONT has no time for hidden musical themes"

Hidden musical themes are dumb
Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 11

You know what else is dumb? Pamela Anderson’s hair and beans.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (Wmg4n)

She has beans?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (ynpvh)

291 >> What imposing peak in the lower 48 we can rename Mt. Trump?

Hell, let's name Olympus Mons on Mars after him, the biggest mountain in the whole damned solar system...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

292
Hidden musical themes are dumb
Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 11:11 PM (XvF0J)

________

"Hey!" - Sir Edward Elgar

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (tgvbd)

293 257 That's what you get for sticking fingers in dykes...
Oh, is that the Netherlands? Nevermind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Rosie O'Donnell is offended by that comment.
Posted by: nerdygirl

FINGERS CANNOT MELT PUSSY!

Posted by: rosie o'doughnuts at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (AX0w3)

294 264 Venezuelan crude IIRC has a very high Sulphur content.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

Heh. I remember during the 90s, one of the areas that Clinton made a nature preserve and hence not allowed to be exploited by mining, had a vast field of coal with an ultra LOW sulfur content... which was opposed to the Chinese coal which had a high sulfur content.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (bss/y)

295 yeah its garbage, we and the chinese have the ability to refine such garbage not sure anybody else does
Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (L8VMA)


The Cubans probably use it for bunker fuel to power the power stations.
It is also useful for making diesel, which sweet light crude doesn't do so well.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (rbvCR)

296 Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 10:55 PM (M4qcY)

Are we at war with any of the participants in this?

Kinda puts the whole US Navy Freedom of the Seas mission in perspective.

We are now using Military power to blatantly interfere in the economies of countries we are not at War with... How can we complain about Iran grabbing oil Tankers, when we are doing the exact same thing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (mP0Kj)

297 Many of us grew up with the "eat, there's starving children in China (or Africa)" rule.

Back when Nixon first went to China, the Doonesbury character Duke (I think it was, based on Hunter S. Thompson) went with him. They were at a state dinner, and Duke did a great double-take when a mother sitting near him said to her child, "Eat. There are starving children in Appalachia."

Once upon a time, Doonesbury was still funny.

Posted by: mindful webworker - At last as funny as first-season SNL at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (zKAC0)

298 239
Is there any reason why I shouldn't believe Maduro (and Chavez before him) are propped up by the CIA?

Am I being too cynical & paranoid?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 11:03 PM (H1HTt)

There were rumors (just rumors, no public evidence or public accusations) that the General in charge of the Southern Command, who was forced into early retirement by Hegseth just prior to this all starting, had way too many personal contacts and personal relationships with those running both Venezuela and Columbia.

And on a completely unrelated note, the CFO of the DEA under Obama was just arrested and charged with setting up a multimillion dollar money laundering scheme for the Cartels.
(OH but no he never took money from the cartels while he was part of the DEA's top level, nah why would you think that?)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (M4qcY)

299 The Cubans probably use it for bunker fuel to power the power stations.
It is also useful for making diesel, which sweet light crude doesn't do so well.
Posted by: Kin


asphalt

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:15 PM (L8VMA)

300 293 257 That's what you get for sticking fingers in dykes...
Oh, is that the Netherlands? Nevermind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Rosie O'Donnell is offended by that comment.
Posted by: nerdygirl

FINGERS CANNOT MELT PUSSY!

Posted by: rosie o'doughnuts at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (AX0w3)

The Paolo has his ways...

Posted by: The Paolo at December 10, 2025 11:15 PM (ynpvh)

301 You know what else is dumb? Pamela Anderson’s hair and beans.
Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (Wmg4n)

Beans?

Boobs autocucumber?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 11:15 PM (bss/y)

302 You know what else is dumb? Pamela Anderson’s hair and beans.
Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (Wmg4n)


Haha! Nice callback

Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 11:15 PM (XvF0J)

303 I am making snow globe cookies tomorrow. 😂. Stay tuned on it being amazingly cute or amazingly not.
Posted by: Piper

I've made stained glass cookies a time or two. They came out okay, kind of a pain to make. Snow globe cookies sound...complicated.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at December 10, 2025 11:16 PM (B1U/i)

304 I wonder, did the US lean on Caracas not to pop Hugo Chavez after his first coup attempt failed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:16 PM (2GVsD)

305 291 >> What imposing peak in the lower 48 we can rename Mt. Trump?

Hell, let's name Olympus Mons on Mars after him, the biggest mountain in the whole damned solar system...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (w6EFb)

I dunno. Whenever I hear about Olympus Mons, Mons Pubis pops in my head...

Posted by: The Paolo at December 10, 2025 11:16 PM (ynpvh)

306 If Trump topples the Cuba and Venezuela dictatorships there is no mountain high enough to make a marble bust of him out of.
Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (Y8DZL)


Carve his face on the moon. Leftists will be forced to see it until the end of the solar system.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 11:16 PM (snZF9)

307 ...off sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

308
It makes absolutely No Sense we tolerated Castro to rule an island 90 miles off our shores.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 11:17 PM (H1HTt)

309 301 You know what else is dumb? Pamela Anderson’s hair and beans.
Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (Wmg4n)

Beans?

Boobs autocucumber?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10

Apparently I caused a ruckus last night and then dipped on the ONT, leaving the mess in my wake to Doof. Some people are just touchy about their fiber, I guess!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:17 PM (Wmg4n)

310 His face on the Moon?

Trump, "Hey Elon can you build a giant solar pumped laser in space?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:18 PM (2GVsD)

311
I am making snow globe cookies tomorrow. 😂. Stay tuned on it being amazingly cute or amazingly not.
Posted by: Piper

________

If not, you have a mobile garbage disposal to take them off your hands.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 11:18 PM (tgvbd)

312 Pammy Anderson, LOL. I liked how Tripping the Rift portrayed her...

https://youtu.be/qLEdrGFQ9nM

Guess, hahahahaha!

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 11:18 PM (rdVOm)

313 guessing we're screwing with venezuela, besides the obvious reginal hegemony thing, to fuck with china's access to crude, then off to Argentina so we toss the sat tracking site out.

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:19 PM (L8VMA)

314 301 You know what else is dumb? Pamela Anderson’s hair and beans.
Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (Wmg4n)

Beans?

Boobs autocucumber?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 11:15 PM (bss/y)

If she was Mexican, that WOULD be an insult. Never insult a Mexican woman's beans...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:19 PM (ynpvh)

315 I'm starting to wonder whether Trump dangled a carrot in front of Marco Rubio. "Look. If you show me complete allegiance, and do what I say rather than whomever was giving you your marching orders before, I'll take a stab at Cuba. Still have relatives down there, don't you?"
Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (dIske)


Marco has always had it in for Castroagonia, I think that was why he was a neocon to begin with. It is part and parcel to being a Cuban in Florida. The end of Communist Cuba was probably his ask.
Rubio is going to give a speech in the Plaza de la Revolucion to announce the new, free Cuba if he has anything to say about it,

It was pointed out to me that Rubio is the most powerful SoS since Kissinger. That is not by accident on anyone's part

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 11:19 PM (rbvCR)

316
I've made stained glass cookies a time or two. They came out okay, kind of a pain to make. Snow globe cookies sound...complicated.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered

I know. I don’t know why I get myself into these things.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:20 PM (Wmg4n)

317 We are now using Military power to blatantly interfere in the economies of countries we are not at War with... How can we complain about Iran grabbing oil Tankers, when we are doing the exact same thing?
Posted by: Romeo13

They made the rules. And yes, they're at war with us.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 11:20 PM (Y8DZL)

318 I am off to bed. I will do a cookie update tomorrow.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:21 PM (Wmg4n)

319 Night Piper.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:21 PM (ynpvh)

320 Teresa - prayers up!

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at December 10, 2025 11:21 PM (3ZUWJ)

321 Here is something that caught me by surprise.

Back in 2020, the IIRG was going to kidnap an American citizen who was born in Iran, stuff her on a boat, take her to Venezuela, and then fly her to Tehran to make her vanish.

Luckily the FBI was not asleep this time or working for the other side. They stopped the plot by relocating the woman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (2GVsD)

322 Cookies...I remember at one workplace a vendor had left us cookies, and I mean GIANT cookies: about 8" diameter cookies. One mechanical engineer was looking at the one on his plate and loudly commented, "Look at the size of THOSE cookies!" just as a female programmer walked by...she apparently thought he was talking about her chest...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (ynpvh)

323 301 You know what else is dumb? Pamela Anderson’s hair and beans.
Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 11:13 PM (Wmg4n)
Beans?
Boobs autocucumber?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Thank you for that. I was trying to figure out what "beans" was a euphemism for.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (0Htd1)

324 How did people not see Bing Crosby as a dysfunctional old alcoholic dad? I hate watching his movies.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (6p0Jv)

325 asphalt
Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:15 PM (L8VMA)


I saw a vid that supposedly of the outflow of a Cuban oil well. It was so thick that the workers standing at the end of the pipe were cutting it with machetes as it came out like it was some unending can of jellied cranberry sauce.

Funny, but I had no way of telling what it actually was.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (rbvCR)

326 I need to snooze also. Ciao.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (2GVsD)

327 We are now using Military power to blatantly interfere in the economies of countries we are not at War with... How can we complain about Iran grabbing oil Tankers, when we are doing the exact same thing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (mP0Kj)

What we are doing right now is telling the entire world that WE rule the seas now, and they do not. Sure Iran, go ahead and FA ; your FO is coming.

Both Cuba and Venezuela are tottering on the edge of collapse. I think it was Nietzche who said that anything ready to fall deserves to be pushed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (4IClK)

328 Prayers, Teresa.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (ynpvh)

329 Night Anna Puma.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:24 PM (ynpvh)

330 The police scanner incident with the transformer reminds me of something that happened to me. There was a thunderstorm in the area and there was a flash of lightning, simultaneous crack of thunder and my power goes out. I call the local power company and tell them that lightning hit the transformer across the street. They ask how I know. I explain that there was lightning, simultaneous thunder, my power is out and the transformer across the street is on fire and there is black smoke pouring off it. I tell them that I am guessing a bit about the lightning hitting the transformer but the fact it is on fire seems relevant. They laughed and promised a service truck as soon as possible.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 10, 2025 11:24 PM (tLjC6)

331 I saw a vid that supposedly of the outflow of a Cuban oil well. It was so thick that the workers standing at the end of the pipe were cutting it with machetes as it came out like it was some unending can of jellied cranberry sauce.

Funny, but I had no way of telling what it actually was.
Posted by: Kin




Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:24 PM (L8VMA)

332 We are now using Military power to blatantly interfere in the economies of countries we are not at War with... How can we complain about Iran grabbing oil Tankers, when we are doing the exact same thing?
----

Its pretty easy once you embrace that announced wars don't come even close to the number of enemies that are already actively working against you.

And I could complain about Iran putting plastics into a regular garbage can--I look forward to the day its referred to again as "Persia".

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 11:24 PM (Cjcf6)

333
Both Cuba and Venezuela are tottering on the edge of collapse. I think it was Nietzche who said that anything ready to fall deserves to be pushed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (4IClK)

Nietzche was a cat?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:25 PM (ynpvh)

334
House dogs given a last turnout, kennel dogs put up and fed, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 11:25 PM (tgvbd)

335 317 We are now using Military power to blatantly interfere in the economies of countries we are not at War with... How can we complain about Iran grabbing oil Tankers, when we are doing the exact same thing?
Posted by: Romeo13

They made the rules. And yes, they're at war with us.
Posted by: Auspex
---

Yes. Be done with formalities and take them over. Or, in cases like Ukraine, disassociate from them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 11:26 PM (CnLH3)

336 Both Cuba and Venezuela are tottering on the edge of collapse. I think it was Nietzche who said that anything ready to fall deserves to be pushed.



he's great in theory, otherwise not so much

Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:26 PM (L8VMA)

337 Migawd. Raimundo has achieved Variety-Speak!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 11:27 PM (rbvCR)

338 Night Hadrian

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

339 Take Cuba and develop it, not as a state but as a property. It would make a beautiful tourist destination.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 11:28 PM (CnLH3)

340 Toilet bomb on a Skyraider flying from the Big E, USS Enterprise. For model airplane builders, its available to add to a scale model airplane. Thanks for a great post!

Posted by: KungPow at December 10, 2025 11:29 PM (Rw2Dy)

341 I think I'll retire for the evening as well. Gotta start prepping for my surgery Monday...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:29 PM (ynpvh)

342 I saw a vid that supposedly of the outflow of a Cuban oil well. It was so thick that the workers standing at the end of the pipe were cutting it with machetes as it came out like it was some unending can of jellied cranberry sauce.

Funny, but I had no way of telling what it actually was.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (rbvCR)

That sounds like some of the Venezuelan fields, too. People who say "Venezuela has more oil than the Saudis" don't understand that a lot of it is thick hard to deal with glop like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 11:30 PM (4IClK)

343 2 I think I'll retire for the evening as well. Gotta start prepping for my surgery Monday...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

God Bless. May your surgery go well

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 11:31 PM (6p0Jv)

344 Have we figured out who's wearing said suit?
Posted by: Doof
**************
Excellent question, but way above my pay grade. Night all....

Posted by: The Grateful at December 10, 2025 11:31 PM (IQ6Gq)

345 His grandfather, Alexander II, was a reformer who liberated the serfs, was still assassinated by radicals despite his liberalism.
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His legs got blown off by an anarchist's bomb.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:10 PM (COQGW)


Lenin's brother was hanged in the aftermath of that assassination. Some say it helped radicalize ol' Vlad. That's not something easily dismissed.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 11:32 PM (gKDq2)

346 Good evening morons e grazie Dino

I absolutely love polynike's painting on top. Energy, color, and creativity. *chef's kiss*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 11:32 PM (A0sqA)

347 Thank you for that. I was trying to figure out what "beans" was a euphemism for.
Posted by: nerdygirl


It was a euphemism for beans, believe it or not. Previous ONT wanderings included the health benefits of beans, after the Content included record-breaking farts.

And also Pamela Anderson.

Though it should have been George Wendt.

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 11:32 PM (nhCoE)

348 he's great in theory, otherwise not so much
Posted by: n at December 10, 2025 11:26 PM (L8VMA)

"The difference between theory and practice; well in theory there isn't any. But in practice, there is."

- Yogi Berra

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 11:34 PM (4IClK)

349 Hello Horde, praying for you, Teresa.

JQ, I will grab the Santa suit at the dry cleaners, no worries. How did things go with your BIL?

Seems like everybody is making cookies, I'll bring a pot of meatballs and a big tray of chicken wings on Saturday.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 11:35 PM (0nHVk)

350 DataRepublican has a lot of stuff about Venezuela if you search her posts.

She calls it the hub of all sorts of anti-US subversion, foreign (China being a big one) and domestic (they support Antifa, and Soros shit).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

351 TIFW
Hitting my knees for ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 11:37 PM (2WIwB)

352 If Trump topples the Cuba and Venezuela dictatorships there is no mountain high enough to make a marble bust of him out of.
Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 11:06 PM (Y8DZL)

Blast out TR's face and replace it with Trump on Rushmore.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


Crazy Horse would work.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 10, 2025 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)

353 Apparently New Jersey has a "medically assisted suicide" law now?

You know what's not "medical"? "Assisting" people commit suicide. Every damned individual who lifted a finger to make this happen deserves a lot more than just being called out for it.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 11:39 PM (Cjcf6)

354 Once upon a time, Doonesbury was still funny.
Posted by: mindful webworker - At last as funny as first-season SNL at December 10, 2025 11:14 PM (zKAC0)


I remember one from the Sunday funny pages in the 1990s.

It had the college prof guy talking to a class about what would be required.

He said 10 years ago, it was 7 books and two papers. 5 years ago it was 4 books and a paper. This year is 1 book.

A kid in the back stood up and said, 'I have to read a book? I'm outta here.'

Yep, it could still be funny.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 11:39 PM (gKDq2)

355 Hello Horde, praying for you, Teresa.

JQ, I will grab the Santa suit at the dry cleaners, no worries. How did things go with your BIL?

Seems like everybody is making cookies, I'll bring a pot of meatballs and a big tray of chicken wings on Saturday.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Thanks, DDS! You're a life-saver!

Hmm. Can never go wrong with a crockpot of Lil Smokies in BBQ sauce. I'll bring that.

*Chivas rocks for Debby*

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 11:41 PM (rdVOm)

356 "310 His face on the Moon?

Trump, "Hey Elon can you build a giant solar pumped laser in space?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:18 PM (2GVsD)"

I kinda had that idea first you bastards!

Posted by: Chainface Chipendale at December 10, 2025 11:42 PM (ZfTMG)

357 enator Chris Van Hollen@ChrisVanHollen . 7h

As Trump continues to manufacture a cover story for armed conflict with Venezuela, I'm calling on Congress to block him from using taxpayer dollars to launch a regime change war.
---

Before the communists took over Venezuela was a jewel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 11:43 PM (CnLH3)

358 Damnedable autocorrect!

Posted by: Chairface Chipendale at December 10, 2025 11:43 PM (ZfTMG)

359 Debby-- all's well with BIL. He's fixed up & headed home. I did *not* need to drive out there today. Thank God. Roads are good and weather is unseasonably warm, so it wouldn't have been SO bad, but I'm no longer the Road Queen of my misspent youth, haha.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 11:45 PM (rdVOm)

360 Well, this has been a busy buzzy ONT chat. Gotta go now. Can't wake up in the morning if I don't go to sleep.

See you later. In time.
https://youtu.be/52Imasc8Zw8

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all in due time, my dear, all in due time at December 10, 2025 11:45 PM (zKAC0)

361 Hmm. Can never go wrong with a crockpot of Lil Smokies in BBQ sauce. I'll bring that.
-----

I earnestly believe God Himself has a sense of humor. I also believe, with no basis, that God sometimes despite being God is mildly surprised with what we humans come up with. I think God Himself's first reaction to Lil Smokies in BBQ sauce was "Ok...I didn't see that one coming...its way better than I imagined."

Forgive me for my heresy.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 11:46 PM (Cjcf6)

362 'Night, mindful!

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 11:46 PM (rdVOm)

363 Grok, Democrat foreign interventions beginning 1993, Bill Clinton forward.

https://tinyurl.com/ym2xndwu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 11:48 PM (CnLH3)

364 Forgive me for my heresy.
Posted by: Crusader
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I think you made a fair point... Uh-oh...

(not Catholic, but maybe I should *confess* anyway?)

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 11:48 PM (rdVOm)

365 enator Chris Van Hollen@ChrisVanHollen . 7h

As Trump continues to manufacture a cover story for armed conflict with Venezuela, I'm calling on Congress to block him from using taxpayer dollars to launch a regime change war.
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Cover story? So many anti-American politicians in Congress.

And this mf'er can tweet that with a straight face wihile voting to send Ukraine billions more on top of the 140 billion we've already given. Ukraine who completed a coup with our help.

Talk about cover stories.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:50 PM (KDPiq)

366 354 Apparently New Jersey has a "medically assisted suicide" law now?

You know what's not "medical"? "Assisting" people commit suicide. Every damned individual who lifted a finger to make this happen deserves a lot more than just being called out for it.
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 11:39 PM (Cjcf6)
____________________

Well now...that explains something I was curious about. NJ recently had an aggressive effort to push through legislation that would change the state from an "Opt In" organ donation to "Opt-Out" organ donation.

What this means is currently you have to sign up to donate organs. But, in changing to Opt-Out, you would be required to remove yourself from default donation.

Why is this important? Well, consider that Canada has the MAID program for assisted suicide. Canada now leads the world in organ donations resulting from Euthanasia. There is mucho dinero to be made on organ donation from a bunch of different parties. Opt Out increases the "stock"...so once again...follow the money, and you have your ghoul.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 11:51 PM (dIske)

367 Not to go all QDoba, but this is interesting article from the Max Planck Society

Reddit field experiment examines what distinguishes lurkers from power users

https://tinyurl.com/5ddvmet7

Online discussions are often dominated by a small group of active users, while the majority remain silent. This imbalance can distort perceptions of public opinion and fuel polarization. The question is to understand why a small minority are highly active while the majority remain silent—and what that means for perceptions of public opinion.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 11:52 PM (rbvCR)

368 Ace and Musk have retweeted this fellow.

Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal . 6h
"CHINA'S CARIBBEAN OIL REFINERY IS THE REAL REASON TRUMP IS CIRCLING VENEZUELA WITH CARRIER GROUPS"

China built a massive refinery in the Caribbean to process Venezuela's ultra-heavy crude after U.S. sanctions.

Now Beijing refines it on-site, skips the Atlantic crossing, and pockets the profit.

Ex-CIA officer John Kiriakou just dropped the quiet part out loud on stream:

"If you want to know when America is serious about attacking a country, always watch for naval movements.

A month ago, I said 'no invasion of Venezuela' because we hadn't sent one. Then the USS Gerald R. Ford and 11 warships showed up.

Now we're serious

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 11:53 PM (CnLH3)

369 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 10, 2025 10:05 PM (SRRAx)

I'm praying it goes well, Teresa.

Posted by: GWB at December 10, 2025 11:53 PM (01WzZ)

370 https://youtu.be/mgD1kBRLh5k

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 11:54 PM (rdVOm)

371 Seems like everybody is making cookies, I'll bring a pot of meatballs and a big tray of chicken wings on Saturday.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 11:35 PM (0nHVk)


DDS -- Hello!!

Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 11:55 PM (Wc8sE)

372 357 "310 His face on the Moon?

Trump, "Hey Elon can you build a giant solar pumped laser in space?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:18 PM (2GVsD)"

I kinda had that idea first you bastards!
Posted by: Chainface Chipendale at December 10, 2025 11:42 PM (ZfTMG)

Give me a 'C'!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:56 PM (xcxpd)

373 That6h could part of the answer to Kindletot's question.

Now we're serious.

We're not at war with Venezuela. We don't buy their oil anymore. The drugs transiting Venezuela are Colombian/Ecuadorian headed to Europe, not America.The Indians and the Chinese built new refineries to handle Venezuelan oil, and they ship the oil there.

The Chinese are swimming in money.

They decided instead of shipping the Venezuelan oil all the way to China, they'll just build the refinery in the Caribbean, refine it right there, and ship it out from the Caribbean.

And the United States doesn't like that."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 11:57 PM (CnLH3)

374 Lest we forget, Hugo Chavez nationalized the oil industry and surrounded the 14 billion dollar Exxon Mobil oil refinery with military personnel, and gave them 120 days to get the fuck out of the county. I wonder how many Americans are ignorant of this fact? 99.9% I would guess!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:00 AM (CnLH3)

375 The question is to understand why a small minority are highly active while the majority remain silent—and what that means for perceptions of public opinion.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 11:52 PM (rbvCR)


This isn't difficult: The small minority are highly active because we're mouthy. It's not bloody rocket science.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2025 12:00 AM (gKDq2)

376 Here is something that caught me by surprise.

Back in 2020, the IIRG was going to kidnap an American citizen who was born in Iran, stuff her on a boat, take her to Venezuela, and then fly her to Tehran to make her vanish.

Luckily the FBI was not asleep this time or working for the other side. They stopped the plot by relocating the woman.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Iran has Magic Dirt too.
I did not know that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 11, 2025 12:01 AM (/lPRQ)

377 Itinerant Alley Butcher, I love the idea of repurposing the Crazy Horse rock carving. Has that ever reached completion?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2025 12:04 AM (0nHVk)

378 My wife took all of the left over Halloween candy and made cookies, Snicker, Twix, M&M's Million Dollar Bars, Reeses PBC, etc.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 12:06 AM (XV/Pl)

379 Well hey, Doof, can I buy you a drink?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2025 12:07 AM (0nHVk)

380 @DOGEai_tx . 6h
...
The Regarding Venezuela, US naval deployments aren't about regime change—they're enforcing hemispheric sovereignty under the Monroe Doctrine 2.0.

China's refinery gambit in the Caribbean is economic warfare, exploiting Venezuela's collapsed state to bypass sanctions and control energy flows. Every barrel processed there funds Beijing's aggression and cartel pipelines poisoning our streets.

Strategic deterrence isn't optional; it's essential to prevent hostile powers from turning our backyard into a launchpad for chaos. Weakness invites predation—strength secures peace.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:08 AM (CnLH3)

381
I think Trump (and Rubio -- he's a big player in this, too) want to do a regime change without firing a shot.

Venezuela is a hub for all sorts of anti-US subversion by our enemies, Chicoms, Iran, globohomo, etc. This is Trump asserting the Monroe Doctrine, call it the Donroe Doctrine. Stay out of our hemisphere, you fuckers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 12:10 AM (w6EFb)

382 Wasn't it Jessie Jackson who rather hilariously introduced the notion of a "serial" hinger strike (I'll go without eating lunch, and then you go without eating dinner, etc)?

Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2025 12:10 AM (2L+MU)

383 Best wishes, Teresa. God bless you and yours, and speed you to a full recovery.

Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2025 12:11 AM (2L+MU)

384 382 "hunger" not "hinger".

Sigh...Measure twice, cut once.

Posted by: Paco at December 11, 2025 12:12 AM (2L+MU)

385 Well hey, Doof, can I buy you a drink?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2025 12:07 AM (0nHVk)


I'd be honored. Bourbon. Neat. Highest proof they have here tonight!

Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 12:12 AM (Wc8sE)

386 *Wild Turkey 101 for Doof*

Posted by: JQ at December 11, 2025 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

387 Smartest thing Central and South American countries can do is, get with the program.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:16 AM (CnLH3)

388 jim - prayers up for Wonderful Monday ...

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at December 11, 2025 12:17 AM (3ZUWJ)

389

John Candy had a bit on an old episode of SCTV where he was going to eat continuously until there was peace in the Middle East.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2025 12:19 AM (pkeXY)

390 *Wild Turkey 101 for Doof*
Posted by: JQ at December 11, 2025 12:15 AM (rdVOm)


*nods and smiles*

Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2025 12:19 AM (Wc8sE)

391 372 357 "310 His face on the Moon?

Trump, "Hey Elon can you build a giant solar pumped laser in space?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:18 PM (2GVsD)"

I kinda had that idea first you bastards!
Posted by: Chairface Chipendale at December 10, 2025 11:42 PM (ZfTMG)

Give me a 'C'!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:56 PM (xcxpd)

Makes me proud that my then 12 year old son wanted to be Chairface for Halloween last year even though no one at school would get it. Unfortunately, met by my wife's Tick strenghed eye-roll and 'No'...

Posted by: tRusty Hudson at December 11, 2025 12:20 AM (ZfTMG)

392 Just reading that while Cuba has publicly condemned the imperial US military build up, they are privately talking about "what the region will look like without Maduro".

They've already got the message.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 10:57 PM (w6EFb)

I think Trump could pull Cuba out of Communism. Practice some heavy-duty carrot and stick diplomacy with Cuba's current leaders. Offer them safe haven in the USA if they abandon Communism, and hold "free" elections to put a Trump-approved figure in control. Then back the new guy to the hilt with money and supplies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 12:26 AM (npFr7)

393 Anybody a fan of Centerville Pies ?

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at December 11, 2025 12:29 AM (3ZUWJ)

394 yRusty, my oldest went as Buddy Ryan when he was in the 4th grade, nobody got it, but he was happy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2025 12:30 AM (0nHVk)

395 Venezuelan crude IIRC has a very high Sulphur content.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

More effort to refine it, but the pure sulfur byproduct is an important industrial feedstock, and has market value. There used to be giant blocks of sulfur next to gas plants in Alberta that processed "sour" gas into sweet gas. Gone now; the sulfur was all sold.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 12:32 AM (npFr7)

396
Well, well. Sweden's Princess Sophia has an Epstein connection:

https://is.gd/76vR38

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 12:34 AM (w6EFb)

397 The Monroe Doctrine is definitely in play here based on China instead of European powers interfering in the Caribbean /Latin America hemisphere.

Posted by: No Soup For you !! at December 11, 2025 12:34 AM (KDPiq)

398 *clocks out*

G'night, horde. It's been a very long day.

Posted by: JQ at December 11, 2025 12:34 AM (rdVOm)

399 I suggested El Seed, since he had an actual head. But no, years of crazy costumes finally broke my wife.

Posted by: tRusty Hudson at December 11, 2025 12:35 AM (ZfTMG)

400 Off soup Nazi sock

Posted by: the way I see it at December 11, 2025 12:35 AM (KDPiq)

401 That was supposed to be tRusty, but I occasionally have very fat fingers here late a night, I am noticing real changes with my vision as I get older.

Doof, the honor is mine, and thanks for the h/t the other day, made me smile.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2025 12:36 AM (0nHVk)

402 Well, I guess I'm done for the night. It's bourbon time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 12:38 AM (snZF9)

403 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 12:32 AM (npFr7)

We have a city in SW Louisiana named Sulphur . Yes sulphur was once mined there.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 11, 2025 12:39 AM (KDPiq)

404 I saw a vid that supposedly of the outflow of a Cuban oil well. It was so thick that the workers standing at the end of the pipe were cutting it with machetes as it came out like it was some unending can of jellied cranberry sauce.

Funny, but I had no way of telling what it actually was.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 11:23 PM (rbvCR)

I was on a job with a Canadian drilling engineer who worked some wells in Cuba, and he told me about witnessing that. Some of the Cuban wells tap reservoirs in porous volcanic rock that were fed from hydrocarbon-rich shales out in the basin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 12:39 AM (npFr7)

405 Make the Western Hemisphere Great Again.

Exxon is the only US refinery that cracks Venezuelan tar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:42 AM (CnLH3)

406 That sounds like some of the Venezuelan fields, too. People who say "Venezuela has more oil than the Saudis" don't understand that a lot of it is thick hard to deal with glop like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 11:30 PM (4IClK)

The oil in the Athabaska "tar" sands is like that too. Took a huge capital investment to build the mines, and separating plants, and the upgrader that hydrogenates the heavy crude, and makes a lighter sweet crude with it, but the resource is so huge, it was worth the effort.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 12:43 AM (npFr7)

407 Dear Santa,

I want a Joe Diffie mullet for Christmas. I'll leave some cookies and moonshine out for you and Leroy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 12:48 AM (1zOXE)

408 Smartmatic voting machines were invented by Antonio Mugica, Alfredo José Anzola, and Roger Piñate, who founded the company in 2000. They initially focused on developing secure voting technology in response to the challenges faced during the 2000 U.S. presidential election
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Smartmatic was founded in 2000 by three engineers: Antonio Mugica, Alfredo José Anzola, and Roger Piñate, who are Venezuelan. However, Smartmatic is now a UK-based company

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:54 AM (CnLH3)

409 The Independents Dilemma@IndieDilemma . 10m

Trump wants all the Smartmatic and Dominion voting machine corruption exposed before the 2026 election so the Dems can't cheat as much anymore!

Venezuela was the center of that as the Smartmatic machines were set up in order for Maduro to steal his elections( which he did in the last election, look it up) and then they used them in the USA

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 12:54 AM (CnLH3)

410 I want a Joe Diffie mullet for Christmas. I'll leave some cookies and moonshine out for you and Leroy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 11, 2025 12:48 AM (1zOXE)


I'm sure some here would just settle for hair for Christmas, no special cut needed.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2025 12:55 AM (gKDq2)

411 I got told the 'the starving children in Africa' sob story in the 1960s.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2025 11:00 PM (gKDq2)

It became true after Sally Struthers showed up there...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at December 11, 2025 01:06 AM (l5srl)

412 2006 CNN REPORT of voting machine FRAUD using Smartmatic/Dominion voting machines in VENEZUELA.

This is the real focus of us being in Venezuela. They helped OVERTHROW OUR GOVT AND 71 OTHERS
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https://tinyurl.com/yk3hae74

youtube.com/watch?v=PJpjrgPrdHY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 01:07 AM (CnLH3)

413 Well, past 2300 here. Going to call it a night. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 01:11 AM (npFr7)

414 'Night AOP and JQ and Horde, I need to be horizontal, at least until the sinuses kick in. I am going to enjoy a few last sips and sit and behold my Christmas tree.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 11, 2025 01:14 AM (0nHVk)

415 I wonder if polynikes chose a specific era of rhe Strip?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Was there a big ferris wheel thingy on the west side of the strip at any time? I don't remember that but there have been long periods, like 10+ years, where I didn't hit LV. Today, there's the High Roller, but that's right behind Paris.

Posted by: buddhaha at December 11, 2025 01:42 AM (49MXB)

416
ONT is oh so boring
ONT has us snoring
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Maj. Snoozefest at December 11, 2025 01:52 AM (O1WpD)

417
Anybody a fan of Centerville Pies ?
Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic

==============

I'm not sure. Maybe I want to be?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2025 02:05 AM (1N/bM)

418 ONT is oh so boring
ONT has us snoring
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Maj. Snoozefest at December 11, 2025 01:52 AM (O1WpD)

yup, paint is dry.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 02:28 AM (snZF9)

419 yup, paint is dry.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2025 02:28 AM (snZF9)

If it's lead-based, we can eat it and get special powers.

Posted by: I'm so tired at December 11, 2025 02:54 AM (O1WpD)

420 24 ...Oh, and surgery is scheduled for 2:30 pm and should last 3-4 hours if all goes according to plan. So you probably won't get an update from Paul until tomorrow evening sometime - didn't want anyone to worry too soon!

Thank you SO MUCH for all of the prayers - we really do appreciate it! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 10, 2025 10:07 PM (SRRAx)

Teresa, if you are still here, and even if you aren't, you are always in my prayers, dear heart. Paul as well. He is a rock. But even rocks need love.

All is well, all is well, and all manner of things are well, in the sight of Our Lord.

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:06 AM (NxtE8)

422 We're all gonna be rich!

Posted by: spam delicious spam at December 11, 2025 03:32 AM (O1WpD)

423 Oh, BTW, polynikes, I love your painting of the Las Vegas Strip! We will be going there in a little over two months - we have never been there, and we are quite looking forward to our trip 😊❤

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 11, 2025 03:38 AM (SRRAx)

Posted by:
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425 423 Oh, BTW, polynikes, I love your painting of the Las Vegas Strip! We will be going there in a little over two months - we have never been there, and we are quite looking forward to our trip 😊❤
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 11, 2025 03:38 AM (SRRAx)

Don't stay too long. I find that about three days of LV is more than enough, if you are on or near the strip.

Off the strip is different. Tours to Hoover Dam, hikes in the desert parks, etc., make it tolerable.

But the level of pathetic miserable people tends to wear anyone down over time. Plus the constant smell of weed and desperation is off-putting. Probably not my favorite place, if you couldn't tell!

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 11, 2025 03:48 AM (6Bc88)

426 2006 CNN REPORT of voting machine FRAUD using Smartmatic/Dominion voting machines in VENEZUELA.

This is the real focus of us being in Venezuela. They helped OVERTHROW OUR GOVT AND 71 OTHERS
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https://tinyurl.com/yk3hae74

youtube.com/watch?v=PJpjrgPrdHY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 01:07 AM (CnLH3)
-

I remember reading this after the elections on some X account whom everyone thought was crazy. The guy got a lot of other things right, too.

I recall posting it here in comments back than but I don't recall if Ace or others were willing the publicize it at the time.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 03:51 AM (sQBXy)

427 I remember reading this after the elections...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 03:51 AM (sQBXy)
-

2020 elections.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 11, 2025 03:54 AM (sQBXy)

428 That time of the day again

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 03:56 AM (Ia/+0)

Posted by:

at December 11, 2025 03:58 AM (tbn6Q)

430 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS)

431 428 That time of the day again
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 03:56 AM (Ia/+0)

You say that like it's a bad thing?

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS)

432 >>>Bonus points if you know why an "E" was added to the toilet bomb.

E-missions?

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:31 AM (RuTUS)

433 103 The head strapped to the wing pylon was used to illustrate the bomb shortage that was occurring while LBJ and McNamara was saying there was no bomb shortage.

The "E" is for excellence. Can't you just feel the sarcasm for it being placed on the toilet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 10:27 PM (2GVsD)

Posted by: m at December 11, 2025 04:33 AM (RuTUS)

434 Silver at $62.50 per oz. I point this out not because Silver's price in itself is important, but because it shows how badly the U.S. dollar has degraded during my life time. 4 pre-1965 quarters plus 4 pre-1965 dimes = 1 oz of silver.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 11, 2025 05:49 AM (Da7Vv)

Exciting Innovations in Photography Cafe

grandcentralstation1929.jpg
Grand Central Station, 1929
The caption noted that this shot is no longer possible,
as tall buildings outside the station block the sun


But what does it mean?

Cutting edge baby photography.

Yesterday I posted a too-good-to-be-true video I was sure was AI. Today, I present one that's even more obviously fake as f***. I don't even need your help in finding the fakery and AI slop here.


High speed photographs of goofy dogs catching treats in dey moufs.

Firefighting helicopter drops water with laser accuracy.

Osprey catches a barracuda.


Cute little lizard hides in water, using his own scuba tank.

Four day old giraffe is a shortie.

An "ice shove."

Big horn sheep butt heads.

Humpback mom and calf.

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




Comments

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1 I like the professional babies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 07:22 PM (pkeXY)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

3 Grand Central Station, 1929
The caption noted that this shot is no longer possible,
as tall buildings outside the station block the sun


Even if the buildings weren't there, there's probably not enough cigarette smoke in the air to replicate the effect.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (a+4eV)

4 Boing - Message for you sir.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

5
Yes. Well. Yes. So. Café.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:26 PM (tgvbd)

6 A Spheniscidae-free Café is clement indeed!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

7 Ice Shoves are the work of Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 07:28 PM (0sNs1)

8 Osprey catches a barracuda.

===

yep, going back to the nest to feed the chicks!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:28 PM (g47mK)

9 Now I'm all worked up about Texas politics. I shall have a glass of wine and recall that Democrats are big fat losers here.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:29 PM (6p0Jv)

10 My pet eagles are restoring the nest, getting ready for a new brood! after a successful one last year.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

11 Exciting Innovations in Photography Cafe
==============
Close up of ice crystals on my deck.

https://ibb.co/whnntkSh

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 07:29 PM (NwnyJ)

12 I guess there aren't any more Sacramento area K-Marts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 07:30 PM (pkeXY)

13
please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:30 PM (H1HTt)

14
Barracuda thinks he's the meanest thing on fins until... the osprey. Ospreys have very few natural predators, it turns out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (1N/bM)

15 That snow leopard story...wow. LOL! Amateurs.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (zYpTz)

16 Osprey catches a barracuda.

I'm the top of the food chain, bitch! Let me go!

Posted by: the barracuda at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (nhCoE)

17
Candace Owens is just awful. I was just reading -- she's posting *private messages* between her and Charlie Kirk well before he met Erika, where Charlie asks her for advice on how to dress for dates and stuff.

And accusing TPUSA of financial fraud. Erika ripped her today on FOX without calling her by name.

Somebody called Candace a Jezebel. That fits perfectly. TPUSA needs to take the gloves off and just sue and destroy this Jezebel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (w6EFb)

18 Nice double take K-mart!

I have 2 x 4 poster of my lovely wife's 80's era Glamor Shot that was used as a advertisement. I told her if she goes first that bad boy is going up at the funeral service.

She's gonna live forever.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (cYBz/)

19 I really like that one guy's use of staple strips as the blocking for his skyscrapers.

That's pretty darn clever.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (a+4eV)

20 Can I mention my favorite Christmas songs in here? My favorite Xmas Pop song is "Everyone's A Chowl At Christmas", and favorite religious one is "What Chowl Is This?"

Posted by: Surgeon General Emerita Jocelyn Elders at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (oftw2)

21 plur1bus episode 6, a day on the holosuite

Posted by: gKWVE at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (gKWVE)

22 Anybody up for some humptybacked camels and chimpanzees ?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (sDNVV)

23
Water is back on here at Schloss Hadrian. An electrician came out and found a bad connector in the breaker panel. He replaced it, flipped the breaker on and the well started filling up. Waited about half an hour for the water to heat up, then had a luxurious shower.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (tgvbd)

24 Ospreys have very few natural predators, it turns out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Except for bald eagles, who kick sand in their faces and beat them up to steal their lunch money fish

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:33 PM (a+4eV)

25 ... someday I will remember that you have to put different letters in the bracket to get a strikethru.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:34 PM (a+4eV)

26
Anybody up for some humptybacked camels and chimpanzees ?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM (sDNVV)

__________

Chimpanzees are stupid, violent and utterly amoral. Proto-Democrats, as it were.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (tgvbd)

27 Wow, there were some beautiful pups in the Orlando Hound Group. Even we have to admit it.

Posted by: Felix, Stifel, and Floyd (My Cats) at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (oftw2)

28 please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:30 PM (H1HTt)

---
Absolutely. Lord, hear our prayer.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (6p0Jv)

29 The Felix Hernandez video is pretty amazing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 07:36 PM (9ipOP)

30 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

31 Candace Owens had/has the hots for Charlie Kirk. She was shellacked when he married Erika. Owens has a thing for white guys. SO she married some pansy from the UK. Now she is pretending like she and Kirk had "a thing". Some pastor came out and downright said, she needs to stop licking fascinating about Charlie Kirk, unbecoming of a married (lol) woman!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:36 PM (g47mK)

32 At least some of my old school pictures were in that double take style.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (YwEeS)

33
Andrew McCarthy, who is damned good, just posted this. He caught the 2023 supernova in the Pinwheel galaxy from his backyard and made this little GIF today:

https://is.gd/vCaLqj

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (w6EFb)

34
Wow, there were some beautiful pups in the Orlando Hound Group. Even we have to admit it.
Posted by: Felix, Stifel, and Floyd (My Cats) at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (oftw2)

__________

Including ours.

*smugly preens*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (tgvbd)

35 Waited about half an hour for the water to heat up, then had a luxurious shower.

The electrician?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (Kt19C)

36 13
please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History

Most certainly!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 10, 2025 07:38 PM (zYpTz)

37 At least some of my old school pictures were in that double take style.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 07:37 PM (YwEeS)

Yes. I was a double dork. It was painful.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:39 PM (6p0Jv)

38 I pioneered the Double Take in 1972. At FU Enterprises.

Posted by: Felix Unger, Portraits A Specialty at December 10, 2025 07:39 PM (oftw2)

39 I kept trying to warn you about "Gabriele Corno" fakery. Glad you're now taking heed.

Posted by: Born Free at December 10, 2025 07:39 PM (raD1m)

40
please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History

Most certainly!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

________

She's in my Rosary intentions every day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:40 PM (tgvbd)

41 I got an age restriction warning for the "Cute little lizard hides in water, using his own scuba tank." entry. What kind of smut are we posting here?!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 10, 2025 07:40 PM (k9OZB)

42 Owens' marriage is a sham. I mean, really, who would be surprised if some male stripper, or a "trans woman" came out and said they had an affair with George Farmer ? Have you seen him ?? Verrry dainty! Swings both ways I bet.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:41 PM (g47mK)

43 I guess I don't understand how tilt shift works. I understand how the shot makes the focus pattern of a large field of view mimic the camera focus of a close up shot. But we aren't fooling a camera, we are fooling our brain, eye, nervous system which is much older than any camera. So why does that focus pattern fool our brain? Is it that when we are staring at something very close our eyes produce that same focus pattern too? I guess that could be it. I looked online and all the explanations just dealt with how it mimics a close up camera shot which doesn't really explain the optical illusion.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 07:41 PM (3uBP9)

44 My town is covered with ospreys. Fun to watch them fish.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:42 PM (viF8m)

45
The tanker we seized and pounced on was apparently transporting free oil to Cuba.

There goes the one hour a day electricity.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 07:42 PM (Y8DZL)

46
So why does that focus pattern fool our brain? Is it that when we are staring at something very close our eyes produce that same focus pattern too? I guess that could be it. I looked online and all the explanations just dealt with how it mimics a close up camera shot which doesn't really explain the optical illusion.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 07:41 PM (3uBP9)

__________

*removes finger from nose*

I dunno.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:43 PM (tgvbd)

47 Owens is also a hard on sadist. Gets off on hurting people. Stated way back when she was doxxing people for fun..before she found out the "conservative" grift...Hey! Maybe she can post some stuff from her and Framer's "parties" , if you catch my drift...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:44 PM (g47mK)

48
The tanker we seized and pounced on was apparently transporting free oil to Cuba.
Posted by: Auspex


Says who?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:44 PM (H1HTt)

49 please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:30 PM (H1HTt)


Absolutely!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2025 07:44 PM (/HDaX)

50 Wow, what a save.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

51
Tomorrow we'll hear Maduro's oil tanker had 50 Nuns on it, bringing Bibles and blankets to Haiti.




Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:45 PM (H1HTt)

52
There goes the one hour a day electricity.
Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 07:42 PM (Y8DZL)

__________

I'd say that oil is not generally used for electricity production, but, hey, it's Cuba. As far as I know they might burn bagasse .

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:46 PM (tgvbd)

53
Plus, I'll bet my left nut that Tanker had a ton of Narcotics aboard, too.

Because of course it did/does.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:46 PM (H1HTt)

54 >> So why does that focus pattern fool our brain?

I got to reading about this. Best I can frame it is it both a real optical effect and a brain effect. The optical effect is to make the brain think it is very shallow depth of field, and thus the objects must be very small.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:48 PM (w6EFb)

55 Traveling back from Wyoming to Denver area stopped at Rocky National Park, it was getting evening and we could hear the Rams butting heads across the valley on other side of the mountain

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)

56
Rangers defense is saying, "Let's let Shesterkin handle it."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:50 PM (tgvbd)

57 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

Rep. Tim Burchett Says NeoCon REPUBLICAN Congressmen Are Sabotaging Trump Ahead of The Midterms.

"A lot of folks are undermined. I think you've got staffers in key spots that are crooked. I think they're in bed literally or figuratively with, with lobbyists and they kill very good pieces of legislation."

"That's why you see study committees say they're gonna study this bill for a year and then it magically goes away. That's part of the design because they want to undermine Trump. Ultimately, they hate him because he is cutting off their money."

"They've got the ear of a paid lobbyist, who's probably taken them out for drinks, steak dinner, maybe they went to some fancy place, Qatar, or Myrtle Beach. You've got speakers and people in leadership and people are undermining them."

X video: https://bit.ly/4oNGmG0

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 10, 2025 07:53 PM (P5BPp)

58 All the cuss words

@LeadingReport
·
35s
BREAKING: House advances bill to overturn Trump executive order after 13 Republicans vote with Democrats.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 07:56 PM (mlg/3)

59 Yep.

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

Rep. Tim Burchett Says NeoCon REPUBLICAN Congressmen Are Sabotaging Trump Ahead of The Midterms.

@LeadingReport

BREAKING: House advances bill to overturn Trump executive order after 13 Republicans vote with Democrats.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 10, 2025 07:59 PM (P5BPp)

60 BREAKING: House advances bill to overturn Trump executive order after 13 Republicans vote with Democrats.

Looks like Trump has his work cut out for him for primary season.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 07:59 PM (3nLb4)

61 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)

62 36 13
please keep our dear Teresa in your prayers & hearts for tomorrow's surgery
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History

Most certainly!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 10, 2025

Absolutely this will happen!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 08:03 PM (pZEOD)

63 Night, skip!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 08:03 PM (pZEOD)

64 which executive order ??

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:04 PM (g47mK)

65 59
'House advances bill to overturn Trump executive order after 13 Republicans vote with Democrats.'

That doesn't sound like a veto-proof majority. Veto and take names for future punishment.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 08:04 PM (fd80v)

66 Perhaps JD Vance can spend a bit more time minding the goings on in Congress ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:04 PM (g47mK)

67 'House advances bill to overturn Trump executive order after 13 Republicans vote with Democrats.'

That doesn't sound like a veto-proof majority. Veto and take names for future punishment.
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Primary the 13.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 08:04 PM (TN0g+)

68 ah, collective bargaining from March. ok

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:06 PM (g47mK)

69 But what does it mean?

Or, more cromulently, why bother?

Good even, friendlies and folks. Hope you're staying warmish.

And your water is flowing. 💧

Posted by: mindful webworker - observationally observant at December 10, 2025 08:06 PM (zKAC0)

70 67 'House advances bill to overturn Trump executive order after 13 Republicans vote with Democrats.'

That doesn't sound like a veto-proof majority. Veto and take names for future punishment.
-----

Primary the 13.
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 08:04 PM (TN0g+)
Yes indeed.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 08:07 PM (LHPAg)

71 When I used to go to Grand Central Station I would look around and try to imagine the movie scenes.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 08:08 PM (KDPiq)

72 NeoCon REPUBLICAN Congressmen

====

I would take anything Benny Johnson says with a grain of salt. Could be the woke right Republicans are sabotaging Trump. You know, the MTG types.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:08 PM (g47mK)

73 NeoCon REPUBLICAN Congressmen Are Sabotaging Trump

I'm shocked, shocked! than anyone would think our wonderful elected defenders of the Republic could be doing anything but making America greater than ever!

Shocked!

(your graft, sir)

Posted by: mindful webworker - frequently piqued at December 10, 2025 08:08 PM (zKAC0)

74 Which is more likely.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:08 PM (g47mK)

75 67
'Primary the 13.'

I wonder which ones.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 08:09 PM (fd80v)

76 There goes the one hour a day electricity.

Where does one even begin, the shitshow of Cuba?

I read an interview with an elderly Cuban the last time their power plant went TU and widespread electricity blackouts were routine. Maybe a year ago or so. She was not happy, though trying not to complain too much.

She pointed out just how patient she has been since Batista was overthrown - that was 1959, by the way, or near enough, but apparently patience has its limits even with the coming Socialist Utopia right around the corner. Very sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:09 PM (0Sa8x)

77 Ace, you’re right on about the first fake-as-f**k AI video.
Immediately noticed the arrow in the hindquarters white in the car.
Front quarter while entering the Vet
Didn’t watch any further.
Probably ended up as a head-shot…

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 10, 2025 08:10 PM (7hdjp)

78 oh, wait they are the MTG types ! Lawler, LaLota, Malliotakis .

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:11 PM (g47mK)

79 That helicopter pilot is a badass.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 08:12 PM (KDPiq)

80 settle down Benny Johnson, you excitable shrew, you

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:12 PM (g47mK)

81 She pointed out just how patient she has been since Batista was overthrown - that was 1959, by the way, or near enough, but apparently patience has its limits even with the coming Socialist Utopia right around the corner. Very sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:09 PM (0Sa8x)
Communism causes dead people and lack of electricity.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 08:12 PM (LHPAg)

82
She pointed out just how patient she has been since Batista was overthrown - that was 1959, by the way, or near enough, but apparently patience has its limits even with the coming Socialist Utopia right around the corner. Very sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:09 PM (0Sa8x)

_________

I'm told by my betters that the US embargo is the sole reason Cuba is a poverty-stricken ruin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:13 PM (tgvbd)

83 I wonder which ones.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


From last thread:

Here's the 13 turncoat Republicans who voted with the Democrats and against Trump's executive order:

Jeff Van Drew, R-N.J., Nicole Malliotakis, R-N.Y., Nick LaLota, R-N.Y., Brian Fitzpatrick, R-Pa., Rob Bresnahan, R-Pa., Don Bacon, R-Neb., Mike Lawler, R-N.Y., Tom Kean, R-N.J., Ryan Mackenzie, R-Pa., Zach Nunn, R-Iowa, Chris Smith, R-N.J., Pete Stauber, R-Minn., and Mike Turner, R-Ohio.
Posted by: Crusader

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 08:14 PM (nhCoE)

84 Unions...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:14 PM (g47mK)

85 79 That helicopter pilot is a badass.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 08:12 PM (KDPiq)
All helicopter pilots are badass. It's the big watch.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 08:15 PM (LHPAg)

86 somebody made a few phone calls and ...left a horse's head in someone's bed...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:15 PM (g47mK)

87 75
Mostly east coast shitheads. (No offense, east coast people) I guess they need democrat votes.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 08:16 PM (fd80v)

88 Poor Felix.

AI is now doing in minutes what takes him days to do .

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 08:16 PM (KDPiq)

89 that's a tough one. good thing with executive orders, you can and sign a make a new one !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:17 PM (g47mK)

90 Yoda talk!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:17 PM (g47mK)

91
Shocked!

(your graft, sir)
Posted by: mindful webworker - frequently piqued
---------

Some will think of this as the best pallet cleanser
some may not
[It] certainly change a few minds…
_James Woods

https://tinyurl.com/kt5cfwpn

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:18 PM (Hm8Vv)

92 Anybody up for some humptybacked camels and chimpanzees ?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:32 PM
(sDNVV)

Some cats and rats and ellyphants...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 10, 2025 08:20 PM (nbLIj)

93 She pointed out just how patient she has been since Batista was overthrown - that was 1959, by the way, or near enough, but apparently patience has its limits even with the coming Socialist Utopia right around the corner. Very sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:09 PM (0Sa8x)
Communism causes dead people and lack of electricity.
Posted by: Eromero

Learn to make candles, prole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 10, 2025 08:21 PM (LjSYW)

94 Primary the 13.
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 08:04 PM (TN0g+)

This requires republicans to get off their booties and vote, we need to RNC to hire fire marketing groups and get engaged way more on the streets and on socials. We cannot campaign like a bunch of “29” year olds.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 08:21 PM (pZEOD)

95 I'm told by my betters that the US embargo is the sole reason Cuba is a poverty-stricken ruin.


Well, right! And simultaneously all the abject failures of Socialism, the millions of dead, never happened, and besides, that was also because “Real Socialism hasn’t been tried.”

It’s just completely idiotic, the 60s generation grew old, but they never grew up. I really want to see if I can get my crazy uncle to stroke out, one of these days I’m going to off-handedly opine “Well, real Naziism hasn’t been tried” when he starts bitching about some nonsense.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:22 PM (0Sa8x)

96 We cannot campaign like a bunch of “29” year olds.

==

Phone banks!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:22 PM (g47mK)

97
I'm told by my betters that the US embargo is the sole reason Cuba is a poverty-stricken ruin.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


The far left even refers to that as a "blockade."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 08:23 PM (pkeXY)

98 96
Phone banks!
Posted by: runner at December

😂

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 08:23 PM (pZEOD)

99 Mostly east coast shitheads. (No offense, east coast people) I guess they need democrat votes.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


The MN guy represents the "arrowhead" in the northeast. Iron Range mining unions, Lake Superior shipping unions, and UofM-Duluth teacher's unions.

It's a 60-40 district, so being a union patsy on a vote that's going nowhere isn't going to get him unelected.

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 08:24 PM (nhCoE)

100
Some will think of this as the best pallet cleanser
some may not
[It] certainly change a few minds…
_James Woods

https://tinyurl.com/kt5cfwpn

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:18 PM (Hm8Vv)
Dayum! Didn't see that one comin'.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 08:24 PM (LHPAg)

101 Forget the unicorns.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 08:26 PM (pkeXY)

102 87 75
Mostly east coast shitheads. (No offense, east coast people) I guess they need democrat votes.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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NY, NJ, (deep red) Ohio, Nebraska, Minnesota, Pennsylvania and one other maybe.
But not Susan Collins.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:26 PM (Hm8Vv)

103
If the US Army in the ETO was like the GOP, Mark Clark would be telling the Germans when and where Eisenhower would come ashore.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:27 PM (tgvbd)

104 UNIONS! well, they are responding to their constituents...hey, maybe it is done with Trump's knowledge. Midterms you know....

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:27 PM (g47mK)

105 This requires republicans to get off their booties and vote, we need to RNC to hire fire marketing groups and get engaged way more on the streets and on socials. We cannot campaign like a bunch of “29” year olds.
Posted by: Piper
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Put Laura Trump back at RNC.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:28 PM (Hm8Vv)

106 83
'
Here's the 13 turncoat Republicans who voted with the Democrats and against Trump's executive order:
....Posted by: Crusader
Posted by: mikeski


Thanks. By the way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 08:29 PM (fd80v)

107 I would not worry about this particular EO. More worried about Muslim bros /Qatar bought reps in Congress who are obstructing designating that vicious terrorist cult as terrorists. Maybe Johnson can focus on that ??

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:31 PM (g47mK)

108 Qatar is a money launderer for Iran. They share an oil field . Iran gives them a share of the profits from laundering Iran's oil revenues. Fuckers.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:32 PM (g47mK)

109 They are super rich, but a lot of it is from money laundering Iran's dealings.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:33 PM (g47mK)

110 Grand Central is worth a visit.

Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2025 08:33 PM (nLdZ2)

111 >>>A snow leopard brought her arrow-stricken cub to this woman's home and then …

My favorite part is when the woman opened the hospital door by slamming the injured cub into it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 10, 2025 08:34 PM (syz1S)

112 Sanae Takaichi is up to something...

https://tinyurl.com/mtdcz2d5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:34 PM (Hm8Vv)

113 The tanker we seized and pounced on was apparently transporting free oil to Cuba.

There goes the one hour a day electricity.
Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 07:42 PM (Y8DZL)


Well, there is that embargo on Cuba, but I was wondering if besides "Trump and Rubio Play Hardball", a tanker could carry a lot of cocaine that would otherwise get splodey on the Gulf if sent by fast-boat.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 08:39 PM (rbvCR)

114 >>Grand Central is worth a visit.

I'm taken the train from Boston and RI many times to Grand Central. Very cool building.

We used to build great train stations but most airports are awful.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 08:41 PM (viF8m)

115 Miller asked:

"Has Charlie's murder changed how you do things or were you already locked down pretty well before that?"

Musk responded:

"It certainly reinforced the severity of the situation where life is on hardcore mode. You make one mistake, and you're dead, and it only takes one mistake."

youtu.be/bz5Hjk40FD4?t=758

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:42 PM (Hm8Vv)

116 What was the EO?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:42 PM (ExV1e)

117 Evenin’, All. Shto Novovo?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:43 PM (77rzZ)

118 Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:44 PM (g47mK)

I guess AIPAC's check cleared.

Posted by: runner's monomania at December 10, 2025 08:43 PM (irVum)

119 A snow leopard brought her arrow-stricken cub to this woman's home and then
==

AI..snow leopards do not do this Disney shit

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:44 PM (g47mK)

120 112
'Sanae Takaichi is up to something...'

Hahahaha! That picture. Trump must give her a warm feeling.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 08:44 PM (fd80v)

121 (irVum)

==

cobs, you are doing piss poor job clearing the shit

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:46 PM (g47mK)

122 I'd say that oil is not generally used for electricity production, but, hey, it's Cuba. As far as I know they might burn bagasse .
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:46 PM (tgvbd)


Per a Cuban website, the electrical generation is from natural gas, bunker fuel and fuel oil. I think the bunker fuels is mostly massaged crude, since the term used is "national crude". Maduro could be sending fuel oil or bunker grade. [shrug]
The plants are mostly from Eastern Bloc countries and are ooooooold.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 08:46 PM (rbvCR)

123 Owens's husband likes dick. Sad.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:46 PM (g47mK)

124 If all you've seen of Grand Central Station is the main ticket floor, you can watch Carlito's Way and see all the different concourses , shop fronts, escalators, etc. ( it's at the end of the movie. )

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 08:46 PM (KDPiq)

125 (irVum)

is low IQ , high on dad's semen

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:47 PM (g47mK)

126 115
'Musk responded:

"It certainly reinforced the severity of the situation where life is on hardcore mode. You make one mistake, and you're dead...'

If I had Musk's money, I would make sure some of these leftists met an early demise in addition to protecting myself.
Kind of vindictive. I know.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 08:47 PM (fd80v)

127 (irVum)

is shilling for a retard, like herself

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:47 PM (g47mK)

128 Well, there is that embargo on Cuba, but I was wondering if besides "Trump and Rubio Play Hardball", a tanker could carry a lot of cocaine that would otherwise get splodey on the Gulf if sent by fast-boat.
Posted by: Kindltot
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They should send it to Exxon (not too far away) and have them analyse it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:48 PM (Hm8Vv)

129 Analyse and anal have the same root word.
Is there a connection?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:48 PM (Hm8Vv)

130 (irVum)

is America First made in Qatar

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:49 PM (g47mK)

131 Candace Owens never finished high school and is a retarded troll, in love with Charlie Kirk. isnt it right (irVum)?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:51 PM (g47mK)

132 We should buy Cuba. It's owned buy a couple of greedy families. Over/Under it would be cheap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:52 PM (Hm8Vv)

133 Candace Owens is OK taking Jew money, like she did from Dave Rubin and Ben Shapiro; Jew money is A-OK with Candace Owens!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:52 PM (g47mK)

134 Geez, runner. I checked the hash and aside from the aipic comment- your comments are the other times the hash pops up.

If you want to defang the trolls, try not to lose your shit over their opening comment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

135
Some Philadelphia high school football players went to Polk County, FL for a championship. They FAFO'd. With Sheriff Grady Judd:

https://is.gd/d4uL3N

I hadn't seen that clip of his when some guy asked him, "Why did you shoot him 68 times?!" Judd replied, "Cause we ran out of bullets".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 08:53 PM (w6EFb)

136 Candace Owens haven't met a grifting opportunity she did not like, she would sell a corpse of a dead "friend" if she can make a buck.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:54 PM (g47mK)

137 98 A Piper sighting!

*Bulg does his happy dance*

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

138 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

My cat Penny is snoring loudly on her cat tree behind my desk.

For some reason that makes me smile.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 08:54 PM (ESVrU)

139 If ONT is late there will be many bruised F5 fingers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:54 PM (Hm8Vv)

140 Candace Owens never finished high school and is a retarded troll, in love with Charlie Kirk. isnt it right (irVum)?
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:51 PM (g47mK)


Runner, get help. She is clearly living in your head, making you afraid that someone other than you is listening to her

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 08:54 PM (rbvCR)

141 If you want to defang the trolls, try not to lose your shit over their opening comment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

you have your fun your way, I will mine

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:54 PM (g47mK)

142
Cat tree?

I heard of dogwoods but...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 08:55 PM (H1HTt)

143 Very sweet, Bulg. It’s been a little busy lately!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 08:56 PM (pZEOD)

144 osted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 08:54 PM (rbvCR)

tell us more about properties of steel, my friend

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:56 PM (g47mK)

145
I'm no cat expert, but don't they make "trees" out of anything they want?

Usually shelves, with glass objects on them?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 08:56 PM (H1HTt)

146 (irVum)?
Posted by: runner

Why do you bother? Maybe 10 people read the comment(s) and by the time they do the offending comment has been removed.

Posted by: old chick at December 10, 2025 08:57 PM (F3Dlr)

147 Runner. Have you been drinking?

Posted by: Ronster at December 10, 2025 08:57 PM (Z7eKX)

148 *sigh

why can't I have nice things ? y'all shitpost all day , and as soon as I slap some antisemite, you all are agog


Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:57 PM (g47mK)

149
ooh, metal?


What is the "element" symbol for Iron?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 08:58 PM (H1HTt)

150 tell us more about properties of steel, my friend
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:56 PM (g47mK)


“When men can hate without risk, their stupidity is easily convinced, the motives supply themselves.”


Don't hate, boychick. You wind up lying to yourself about why to justify the hate, instead of the other way around. Live your life with joy and piss on the ones that want you to be as hateful as they.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 08:58 PM (rbvCR)

151 Why do you bother? Maybe 10 people read the comment(s) and by the time they do the offending comment has been removed.

Posted by: old chick at December 10, 2025 08:57 PM (F3Dlr)



oh.... OK then! I am done!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:58 PM (g47mK)

152 Ice Shoves are the work of Big Penguin. - Duncanthrax

Hmm. Looks like a clearcut case of folie de penguin-animus. Poor fellow. Almost impossible to eradicate without utilizing my patented system for curing mental illness, the Psychological Arsenal of Cerebral Ordnance.

Now available, just in time for Christmas! Very reasonable rates.

Posted by: Paco at December 10, 2025 08:59 PM (2L+MU)

153 In my defense, I was not aware it was removed !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:59 PM (g47mK)

154 Properties of Steel?

Shape of Water?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

155 In my defense, I was not aware it was removed !
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 08:59 PM (g47mK)


You could have prevented the confusion by quoting the troll, thus preserving it for everyone on the blog, and amplifying it by your bitching about it over and over again.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 09:01 PM (rbvCR)

156
And why is it called a "periodic" table, anyway?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:01 PM (H1HTt)

157 And it was not...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:02 PM (g47mK)

158 What is the "element" symbol for Iron?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 08:58 PM (H1HTt)

Fe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

159 Somebody called Candace a Jezebel. That fits perfectly. TPUSA needs to take the gloves off and just sue and destroy this Jezebel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (w6EFb)

Erika should just say, "Well, the woman is batshit crazy. Cut her a little slack."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:02 PM (npFr7)

160 Cat tree?

I heard of dogwoods but...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 08:55 PM (H1HTt)
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Pussy willow?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 09:02 PM (ESVrU)

161 I am in awe of Felix Hernandez's imagination and creativity! Quite a find, Ace.

Posted by: Paco at December 10, 2025 09:02 PM (2L+MU)

162 oh.... OK then! I am done!
Posted by: runner

I meant no disrespect, runner. It's just that some commenters think they have a worldwide audience to convince or entertain or influence, when in fact it's usually just the regular crew sliding up to the bar.

Posted by: old chick at December 10, 2025 09:03 PM (F3Dlr)

163 And why is it called a "periodic" table, anyway?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:01 PM (H1HTt)

Its organized into periods. The tables' shape shows with visuals the composition and geometry of the elements. Sort of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:03 PM (zZu0s)

164 OK, what’s the argument about now, other than Sweeney v. Upton?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:04 PM (77rzZ)

165
Fe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Correct, poindexter.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:04 PM (H1HTt)

166 Erika did not even say her name. There are most likely a number of individuals exploiting her husband's death. But , of course Owens is the one who got attention by prior association.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:04 PM (g47mK)

167 Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:04 PM (77rzZ)

Same old shit.

Thus it ever was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

168 Erika did not even say her name. There are most likely a number of individuals exploiting her husband's death. But , of course Owens is the one who got attention by prior association.
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:04 PM (g47mK)


Can you blame the general public for thinking this when so many people scream endlessly about it?
When did Mark Levin become the "voice of commonsense conservatism" by the way?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 09:06 PM (rbvCR)

169 Runner is drunk.

Posted by: Ronster at December 10, 2025 09:06 PM (Z7eKX)

170
156
And why is it called a "periodic" table, anyway?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:01 PM (H1HTt)

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The chemical properties of elements more or less repeat over a period of atomic number. Elements in the same column of the table have similar chemical and physical properties.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2025 09:07 PM (HLgI3)

171 I meant no disrespect, runner. It's just that some commenters think they have a worldwide audience to convince or entertain or influence, when in fact it's usually just the regular crew sliding up to the bar.
Posted by: old chick at December 10, 2025 09:03 PM (F3Dlr)

lol, maybe!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:08 PM (g47mK)

172 Grand Central Station houses the Whispering Gallery, which is a kind of unique acoustic marvel.

Posted by: Whispering Bill Anderson at December 10, 2025 09:09 PM (oftw2)

173 except, regular crew post under regular nics

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:09 PM (g47mK)

174 I made sausage today, trying out the new grinder. Needs more spice I think.
No one locally sells sausage casings. No one. This is a travesty, this modern age is missing so many good things. I had to make patties.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 09:10 PM (rbvCR)

175 If Kamala had been elected President, they would have changed the name of the Resoolute Desk to the Periodic Table.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 09:11 PM (xDJJe)

176 Could you maybe buy them from a place the processes hunters kills? (Deer, hog, whatever)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:12 PM (zZu0s)

177
Posted by: Sad! at December 10, 2025 09:12 PM (SutU1)

It's funny how your hash is nearly "shut up," which is what I was going to tell you.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:13 PM (H1HTt)

178 When did Mark Levin become the "voice of commonsense conservatism" by the way?
Posted by: Kindltot
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In the beginning, Rush named him the great one.
Later on he quit referring to him that way.
Later he didn't refer to him much at all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:14 PM (Hm8Vv)

179 Waddya mean only 10 people read the comments? Thousands read them every night, I tell ya! Thousands!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 09:14 PM (xDJJe)

180 Pussy willow?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 09:02 PM (ESVrU)

And the old man said, "Wait up, kid. I'm coming with you."

Posted by: just the punchline at December 10, 2025 09:15 PM (npFr7)

181 Good grief, you trolls and rabble rousers! Just post about boobs and all will be well!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:16 PM (77rzZ)

182 I remember the days of flame threads. They turned into humor flame threads almost immediately.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:17 PM (KDPiq)

183 except, regular crew post under regular nics
Posted by: runner

I've been here close to 20yrs. MANY commenters have changed nics over the years. Some hit the sock list every single week and no one knows it's them. I suppose there is some value to them?
Some like to threadjack under their known nic, some like to disrupt when they've been kicked to the curb. Again, they seem to find value in it.

Posted by: old chick at December 10, 2025 09:18 PM (F3Dlr)

184 Thousands read them every night, I tell ya! Thousands!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 09:14 PM (xDJJe)

We're legends in our own minds!

We'll show you, Dad!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:19 PM (zZu0s)

185 Flame Thread January? Cruelty to bring in the New Year!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 10, 2025 09:19 PM (MmTZZ)

186 182 Good grief, you trolls and rabble rousers! Just post about boobs and all will be well!
Posted by: Bulg

But not that poor, misshapen, middle-aged KU lady.

Posted by: Can Pick'em at December 10, 2025 09:19 PM (oftw2)

187 I remember the days of flame threads. They turned into humor flame threads almost immediately.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:17 PM (KDPiq)

That was always Y5's opinion.

I would like the shakespearean word battle (to watch) but people often take shit way too seriously.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

188 Did qdp get banned again or just been out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

189
Posted by: old chick at December 10, 2025 09:18 PM (F3Dlr)

well, the english challenged one above is a coward of course, like all of them, rotating hash, VPN

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:22 PM (g47mK)

190 Howdy, horde.

Didn't have to drive long distance today, yay! BIL took care of his trailer & got on down the road.

Turns out he was about 400 miles away, not 250 like it seemed when he was talking about which towns he was near. (Fact is: he wasn't "near" either of those towns.)

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:22 PM (rdVOm)

191 Thousands read them every night, I tell ya! Thousands!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 09:14 PM (xDJJe

You might be surprised. But listen, we feel like we “know” each other, and that means we may, on occasion, get on each other’s nerves. The COBs do amazing things in putting out the trash. The standards may be low, but they exist.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 09:22 PM (OoFl2)

192 169 Runner is drunk.

OK, so am I. I still know how to conduct myself properly on a public forum.

I’ve had much more heated arguments on here when I’ve been stone-cold sober.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

193 I just want to say "Thank You" to the handful of commenters who sockpuppet regular nics on the Sunday Morning Book Thread, thus making it appear as though the Horde is more literate than it really is.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 09:23 PM (ESVrU)

194 189 Did qdp get banned again or just been out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I miss all the good stuff.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:23 PM (Hm8Vv)

195 194 I just want to say "Thank You" to the handful of commenters who sockpuppet regular nics on the Sunday Morning Book Thread, thus making it appear as though the Horde is more literate than it really is.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 09:23 PM (ESVrU)

And for putting on some pants!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 09:24 PM (OoFl2)

196 I miss all the good stuff.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:23 PM (Hm8Vv

That's my point, im asking whether there is stuff I missed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

197 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

Thou shits all retarded and thou speaketh as a fag.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:25 PM (KDPiq)

198 Howdy, horde.

Didn't have to drive long distance today, yay! BIL took care of his trailer & got on down the road.

Turns out he was about 400 miles away, not 250 like it seemed when he was talking about which towns he was near. (Fact is: he wasn't "near" either of those towns.)
Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:22 PM (rdVOm)

Good news!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:25 PM (npFr7)

199 I will never change my nic you filthy mic.

Posted by: GigantorX at December 10, 2025 09:25 PM (J/Pij)

200
128 Well, there is that embargo on Cuba, but I was wondering if besides "Trump and Rubio Play Hardball", a tanker could carry a lot of cocaine that would otherwise get splodey on the Gulf if sent by fast-boat.
Posted by: Kindltot

Ackshully - I think this one is pretty significant in several ways. In fact one of the biggest TY things Trump and Hegseth have done yet. Caribbean interests me, I follow events there for my own reasons. 3 big things result from this:
1) the biggest - Cuba uses oil to generate electricity, and their grid is always on the edge of collapsing (again). The loss of this tanker probably takes down the grid for the entire island.
2) Maduro desperately needed the money from this sale since his drug money is getting blowed up. Big hit to his finances, and to his supporters,
3) the ship was part of the Russian "shadow fleet" so it's a big kick in the teeth for Putin, too.

That's a lot of billiard balls put in motion by one little ship seizure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 09:26 PM (xDJJe)

201
128 Well, there is that embargo on Cuba, but I was wondering if besides "Trump and Rubio Play Hardball", a tanker could carry a lot of cocaine that would otherwise get splodey on the Gulf if sent by fast-boat.
Posted by: Kindltot

Ackshully - I think this one is pretty significant in several ways. In fact one of the biggest TY things Trump and Hegseth have done yet. Caribbean interests me, I follow events there for my own reasons. 3 big things result from this:
1) the biggest - Cuba uses oil to generate electricity, and their grid is always on the edge of collapsing (again). The loss of this tanker probably takes down the grid for the entire island.
2) Maduro desperately needed the money from this sale since his drug money is getting blowed up. Big hit to his finances, and to his supporters,
3) the ship was part of the Russian "shadow fleet" so it's a big kick in the teeth for Putin, too.

That's a lot of billiard balls put in motion by one little ship seizure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 09:26 PM (xDJJe)

202 189 Did qdp get banned again or just been out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I miss all the good stuff.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:23 PM (Hm8Vv)

I think he got banned again. He was certainly gunning for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:26 PM (npFr7)

203 >>>well, the english challenged one above is a coward of course, like all of them, rotating hash, VPN
Posted by: runner
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Well, HotShot, I didn't get a VPN until I read, from a trusted commenter, that someone with tech knowledge could pretty much pinpoint where we lived.

You know that old Sly Stone song?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:26 PM (Hm8Vv)

204
189 Did qdp get banned again or just been out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

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Banned I believe. A few days ago.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2025 09:28 PM (HLgI3)

205
So...yeah...

Pepsi A.M. was a real thing. It was marketed as the new coffee. Lasted a whole year, then PepsiCo went back to thinking of worse ideas.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:28 PM (H1HTt)

206 Yes, AOP! What a relief. Still, woke up hours earlier than normal, waiting for word to hit the road...

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:28 PM (rdVOm)

207 Oh gosh, I sneezed, scared my cat who accidentally jumped on my dog and now it’s chaos. We need Ace O Vision!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 09:28 PM (OoFl2)

208
and LIFE SAVERS soda in 1981



Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:28 PM (H1HTt)

209 Howdy, horde.

Didn't have to drive long distance today, yay! BIL took care of his trailer & got on down the road.

Turns out he was about 400 miles away, not 250 like it seemed when he was talking about which towns he was near. (Fact is: he wasn't "near" either of those towns.)

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:22 PM (rdVOm)


*yoda voice*
Dodged a bullet you did.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 09:28 PM (snZF9)

210 With proper tools anyone can pinpoint where you live, VPN or not. Kinda like if you call police or fire, even if you block your number, they know from where you are calling.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:29 PM (g47mK)

211 206 Yes, AOP! What a relief. Still, woke up hours earlier than normal, waiting for word to hit the road...
Posted by: JQ at December 10

So good you didn’t need to leave!

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 09:29 PM (OoFl2)

212 3) the ship was part of the Russian "shadow fleet" so it's a big kick in the teeth for Putin, too.

That's a lot of billiard balls put in motion by one little ship seizure.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Trump is going light on the ship.
Ukrainiums are using drone submersibles aimed at the propulsion area. They've nailed 3 ships so far.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:30 PM (Hm8Vv)

213 Banned I believe. A few days ago.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2025 09:28 PM (HLgI3)

really?? why ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:30 PM (g47mK)

214 I did NOT try to post that twice!!!

Glitch in the matrix.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 09:30 PM (xDJJe)

215 Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:09 PM (g47mK)
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I'm not sure what I missed tonight, but you've always been nice to me. Hang in there and all of this will be eventually sorted out.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 09:30 PM (Cjcf6)

216 Thou shits all retarded and thou speaketh as a fag.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:25 PM (KDPiq)

I forgot my Christmas themed bar wench outfit. Crap.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 09:31 PM (6p0Jv)

217 really?? why ?
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:30 PM (g47mK)

Because he gets in arguments about trivialities, and when it doesn't go his way, he gets abusive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:32 PM (npFr7)

218 210 With proper tools anyone can pinpoint where you live, VPN or not. Kinda like if you call police or fire, even if you block your number, they know from where you are calling.
Posted by: runner
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Don't know but the comment made me a believer and I got a VPN the next day. Charlie Brown challenged me with your question - I responded same and he didn't counter.
I'll take that as a valid.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:33 PM (Hm8Vv)

219
wacky prediction: gretl thoonberg will make Venezuela her new fake "cause."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:34 PM (H1HTt)

220 It means Japan is weird and beautiful.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:34 PM (xcxpd)

221 207 I’d say that what we need is PiperVision.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ)

222 Yeah, even though temps are reasonable & roads are clear between here and there-- I wasn't looking forward to spending 2 days on the road, alone. (one there, one back, plus a hotel stay because I hate driving at night)

Glad BIL got on his way. I suggested that he give up the RV life and get on housing list "back home" where his doctors are. He'd have a sturdy roof overhead, dependable water, power, sewer, heat & a/c, more secure living area... He actually agreed.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:36 PM (rdVOm)

223 221 207 I’d say that what we need is PiperVision.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ)

All yoga pants, all the time?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:36 PM (xcxpd)

224 Thou shits all retarded and thou speaketh as a fag.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:25 PM (KDPiq)

Thy mother leaves the back gate open for the town guard!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:37 PM (zZu0s)

225 I've seen that shot of Grand Central Station on the cover of an edition of _Winters Tale_ that I used to have. ISTR that Peter Lake hid there, behind the constellations.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 10, 2025 09:37 PM (gHSfI)

226 223 221 207 I’d say that what we need is PiperVision.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ)

All yoga pants, all the time?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December

Tonight is worse. Sweatpants.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (OoFl2)

227 We still have time before the ONT to have a theology flame war. Something seasonal, perhaps.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the innkeeper got a bum rep at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (zKAC0)

228 Don't know but the comment made me a believer and I got a VPN the next day. Charlie Brown challenged me with your question - I responded same and he didn't counter.
I'll take that as a valid.

==

I am not following, what is this about ??

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (g47mK)

229 Can we all just stop arguing about the JOOs and just start agreeing about boobs?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (77rzZ)

230 It means Japan is weird and beautiful.

And flammable!

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Doolittle at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (COQGW)

231 JQ. Good for you. Hope BiL finds good situation. But you have enough on your plate. God bless.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (6p0Jv)

232 Charlie Brown ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:39 PM (g47mK)

233
213

really?? why ?
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:30 PM

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I didn't see. There was a fairly vile comment posted and then erased quickly right then, but I don't know if that was him playing around using a sockpuppet, or a coincidence.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2025 09:39 PM (HLgI3)

234 Glad BIL got on his way. I suggested that he give up the RV life and get on housing list "back home" where his doctors are. He'd have a sturdy roof overhead, dependable water, power, sewer, heat & a/c, more secure living area... He actually agreed.
Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:36 PM (rdVOm)

He could dock his RV in a nice long-term park, and continue to live in it, while hooked up to water, power, and sewer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:39 PM (npFr7)

235 217 really?? why ?
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:30 PM (g47mK)

Because he gets in arguments about trivialities, and when it doesn't go his way, he gets abusive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That's not the way he used to be. He has a hard on for being, unrighteously set up and, banned the first time, so much so that he didn't see that he had been more than graciously accepted, even by his detractors, back into the HQ.

Anger can distort perceptions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:40 PM (Hm8Vv)

236 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE NOT ONLY DOES IT IMPLY YOUR MOM FUCKS THE POLICE, BUT THAT SHE ALSO TAKES IT IN THE BACKFIELD, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Ben Rothelisberger at December 10, 2025 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

237 @233 that is odd

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:41 PM (g47mK)

238 We still have time before the ONT to have a theology flame war.
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Ok, the Episcopalian Church should just announce they transferring all membership rolls to the Unitarian Church and be done with it.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 09:41 PM (Cjcf6)

239 204
189 Did qdp get banned again or just been out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

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Banned I believe. A few days ago.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2025 09:28 PM (HLgI3)

I don't know if I should pity him or not...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:41 PM (xcxpd)

240 CBD

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:42 PM (Hm8Vv)

241 He and Mishum had a beef. Note, he was smart enough to NEVER post on a mishum ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:42 PM (zZu0s)

242 227 I’m always up for the BC/AD v. BCE/CE thing.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

243 I love the dogs catching treats photos.

Saw them in an article a few months back.

The one crossing his eyes on the treats coming at his nose is hilarious and then all the goofy ones come behind him.

The snow leopard video seems plausible.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 09:43 PM (6ydKt)

244 We alla know that Trump is be layering about the money. Whats our we be going two dew anout it ?

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at December 10, 2025 09:43 PM (0IwHf)

245 230 It means Japan is weird and beautiful.

And flammable!
Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Doolittle at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (COQGW)

snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:43 PM (xcxpd)

246 He's a clown.

Posted by: The Coasters at December 10, 2025 09:43 PM (r6f6k)

247 He was very creepy posting around time of TX MoMe. Wanting to know who went. Asking lots of questions.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (6p0Jv)

248 really?? why ?
Posted by: runner

He's a threadjacker and even though there are a couple of others that feel their opinions/comments/breaking personal news are more important than the time the cobs spent on the post, he constantly tries to divert a thread and he's sent away as an example.

He's not the only one, just the only one that's not cool and part of the family. Like Vic. and, the others that don't get to be absent friends.

Posted by: old chick at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (F3Dlr)

249 There is only so much you can do. It is fact that every digital bit leaves a record somewhere and it can be traced, unearthed, tracked. Cannot live in the woods, it is just part of modern age.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (g47mK)

250 We disagree on boobs too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (Hm8Vv)

251 I don't know if I should pity him or not...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:41 PM (xcxpd)

I'd say not. It is too bad, but everyone always kinds of ends up fucking themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (zZu0s)

252 He could dock his RV in a nice long-term park, and continue to live in it, while hooked up to water, power, and sewer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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His trailer is a p.o.s. and ready to fall apart. He's 70+ years old and has health problems (and, IMO, can't handle a trailer for sh!t) and is deaf.

He would easily qualify for subsidized housing and doesn't need/can no longer handle the daily hassles of RVing, which he can't really afford anyway.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (rdVOm)

253 Can we all just stop arguing about the JOOs and just start agreeing about boobs?
Posted by: Bulg



Ben Shapiro's sister?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Embrace the power of 'and' at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (zKAC0)

254 226 223 221 207 I’d say that what we need is PiperVision.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ)

All yoga pants, all the time?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December

Tonight is worse. Sweatpants.
Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (OoFl2)

Could be better, could be worse.
I've admired many a girl in sweatpants. Usually when I was in college.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (xcxpd)

255 We still have time before the ONT to have a theology flame war. Something seasonal, perhaps.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the innkeeper got a bum rep at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (zKAC0)
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Isn't Jedi vs. Sith kinda played out by now?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 09:45 PM (ESVrU)

256 I’m always up for the BC/AD v. BCE/CE thing.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

Christian Era, and Before Christian Era? What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:45 PM (npFr7)

257 Crusader gets banned, unbanned, partially unbanned, ad infinitum.

Posted by: The Old In And Out.... at December 10, 2025 09:45 PM (oftw2)

258 I don't know if I should pity him or not...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:41 PM (xcxpd)

Pity as I believe he has a lack of self awareness and literally doesn't know when he crosses a line.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:45 PM (KDPiq)

259 253 Can we all just stop arguing about the JOOs and just start agreeing about boobs?
Posted by: Bulg


Ben Shapiro's sister?
Posted by: mindful webworker - Embrace the power of 'and' at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (zKAC0)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:45 PM (xcxpd)

260 258 I don't know if I should pity him or not...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:41 PM (xcxpd)

Pity as I believe he has a lack of self awareness and literally doesn't know when he crosses a line.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:45 PM (KDPiq)

Yeah, he seems a little on the spectrum....or more on the spectrum than most of us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:46 PM (xcxpd)

261 I never had a bad impression of qdpsteve, and never found him to do anything different than other people were doing. Threadjacking is kinda subjective.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:46 PM (g47mK)

262 I don’t think Mom ever sprung for a Double Take portrait of me.

All I got was the regular old single angle takes and school portraits.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 09:46 PM (6ydKt)

263 229 Can we all just stop arguing about the JOOs and just start agreeing about boobs?
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:38 PM (77rzZ)

But ... what about Hebrew breasts?

Posted by: how many angels? at December 10, 2025 09:46 PM (IVZwn)

264 239 204
189 Did qdp get banned again or just been out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

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Banned I believe. A few days ago.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2025 09:28 PM (HLgI3)

I don't know if I should pity him or not...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:41 PM (xcxpd)

A little of qdp went a lonnnnnnng way, and he (to me) was always tiresome.

I'm not sad to see him banished once again.

If only Pixy could devise an ignore feature.

Posted by: browndog kicking up dirt at December 10, 2025 09:46 PM (3sXRv)

265 242 227 I’m always up for the BC/AD v. BCE/CE thing.
Posted by: Bulg
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Did that with DDG AI the other day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:47 PM (Hm8Vv)

266 15 minutes, give or take. Plenty of time for debates about Transubstantiation, or presence of the real Host.

Or, alternatively the Civil War, or “War of Northern Aggression” the preferred term by bluebelly yanks.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 09:47 PM (fjEsA)

267 If only Pixy could devise an ignore feature.
Posted by: browndog kicking up dirt at December 10, 2025 09:46 PM (3sXRv)

Jah...I just scroll past some folks. Pixy's low tech existence is part of its charm.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:47 PM (xcxpd)

268 Pity as I believe he has a lack of self awareness and literally doesn't know when he crosses a line.

But that's what makes autism charming!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 09:47 PM (COQGW)

269 He was very creepy posting around time of TX MoMe. Wanting to know who went. Asking lots of questions.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (6p0Jv)

That is a long running thing. Certain folks live and work in... shall we say not hospitable to our view point areas. They have concern about being 'outed'- id say a bit overblown, but it is their life and job, so I figure they are allowed.

Qdp would not understand that. He kept wanting the momes to livestream or do stuff like that. It pissed folks off. This is something that went on for years. It was one of his manias.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:48 PM (zZu0s)

270 He was very creepy posting around time of TX MoMe. Wanting to know who went. Asking lots of questions.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 09:44 PM (6p0Jv)

You know we had a ringer show up there? "Nathan" IIRC. Showed up at the pistol range, and Ben Had asked him to to leave, which he did. And no, no connection to QDP Steve, as far as I know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:48 PM (npFr7)

271 244 We alla know that Trump is be layering about the money. Whats our we be going two dew anout it ?

Well Mary for one thing we can stop smoking the wacky weed.....

Posted by: Jackson at December 10, 2025 09:48 PM (J9q9v)

272 256 I’m always up for the BC/AD v. BCE/CE thing.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

Christian Era, and Before Christian Era? What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:45 PM (npFr7)

Nothing, if it was 'Christian' but atheists prefer 'common era' and that's just linguistic thought control.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:49 PM (xcxpd)

273 Threadjacking is kinda subjective.
Posted by: runner
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Especially since ace said that they are all open unless otherwise designated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:49 PM (Hm8Vv)

274 I still have all the free combs from school picture day.

Posted by: Hoarding Hal at December 10, 2025 09:49 PM (oftw2)

275 I still have all the free combs from school picture day.
Posted by: Hoarding Hal at December 10, 2025 09:49 PM (oftw2)

I bet half are from arcade tickets.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:51 PM (KDPiq)

276 Crusader gets banned, unbanned, partially unbanned, ad infinitum.
——-

Like that Star Track episode where Cap’n Kirk is lost in space but periodically appearing on the bridge, kinda ghost like wearing a space suit.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 09:51 PM (fjEsA)

277 >Christian Era, and Before Christian Era? What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:45 PM (npFr7)

Common Era / Before Common Era is what the Godless commies are attempting to impose.

Posted by: Fountains of Wayne at December 10, 2025 09:51 PM (GTqXr)

278 Jah...I just scroll past some folks. Pixy's low tech existence is part of its charm.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:47 PM (xcxpd)

I really do try to scroll by certain folks, but I'm like a moth to the flame.

And I agree, Minx is a charming anachronism

Posted by: browndog kicking up dirt at December 10, 2025 09:51 PM (3sXRv)

279 You know we had a ringer show up there? "Nathan" IIRC. Showed up at the pistol range, and Ben Had asked him to to leave, which he did. And no, no connection to QDP Steve, as far as I know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Hooo weee, being asked to leave around that crew and objecting. I don't think so.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:51 PM (Hm8Vv)

280 256 AOP, you have no idea…

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:52 PM (77rzZ)

281 The miniatures/diorama guy’s work is spectacular.
Hours and hours for one perfected image.

The tilt-shift makes me think of the title sequence of Fraggle Rock for some reason.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 09:52 PM (6ydKt)

282 You know we had a ringer show up there? "Nathan" IIRC. Showed up at the pistol range, and Ben Had asked him to to leave, which he did. And no, no connection to QDP Steve, as far as I know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:48 PM (npFr7)

Yes. Followed the threads and was at MoMe, even though late.. It all gave me pause. To think of the creeps.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 09:52 PM (6p0Jv)

283 I made some rum punch.. everyone is welcome to enjoy a cup.

*reaches for cups and ladle*

Merry Christmas Season, horde! Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:52 PM (rdVOm)

284 Nothing, if it was 'Christian' but atheists prefer 'common era' and that's just linguistic thought control.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 09:49 PM (xcxpd)

See? That's how you bollix the atheists. Let them think that their preferred date notation really reinforces the Christian paradigm. They will correct you: "Not Christian era, Common Era." Me, "Well, that's stupid, ain't it?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:53 PM (npFr7)

285 I made some rum punch.. everyone is welcome to enjoy a cup.

*reaches for cups and ladle*


Just don't hand out cigars.

Posted by: The Blind Hermit at December 10, 2025 09:53 PM (COQGW)

286 A Ringer?

Posted by: Horseshoe Player at December 10, 2025 09:54 PM (Q+gd/)

287
I reckon we can add "war crime" to phrases the Democrats burnt out and are now meaningless.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:54 PM (H1HTt)

288 Common Era? Common to what?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:54 PM (KDPiq)

289 I agree with runner on the... laziness of threadjacking charges. A thread has to be dead or uninteresting in order for the hoi poli to be jacked. NOW, that has nothing to do with the 100 comment rule to give respect to the guest posters.

Otoh, I also agree with ms oldchick in that some get away with the exact same shit qdp did- it's just they are Hawkeye Pierce to his Frank Burns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:54 PM (zZu0s)

290 Crusader gets banned, unbanned, partially unbanned, ad infinitum.
——-

Like that Star Track episode where Cap’n Kirk is lost in space but periodically appearing on the bridge, kinda ghost like wearing a space suit.
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Lol, I literally used the "interphase" a half dozen times when I was banned from posting from home (but not elsewhere). My posts would appear...and then vanish the moment I hit refresh (and probably sooner than that for the rest of you). That was a great Star Trek episode.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 09:54 PM (Cjcf6)

291 Just don't hand out cigars.
Posted by: The Blind Hermit
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Hahaha! No-- cigars are okay, but *bring yer own* LOL

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:55 PM (rdVOm)

292 273 Threadjacking is kinda subjective.
Posted by: runner
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Especially since ace said that they are all open unless otherwise designated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:49 PM (Hm8Vv)

A quick off topic post, with maybe one or two follow-ups is OK.

qdp was like a damn dog on a bone once he got off topic and always with some inane commentary to boot.

He needs / needed a Gibbs head slap ...

Posted by: browndog kicking up dirt at December 10, 2025 09:55 PM (3sXRv)

293

I think it has been *scientifically* proven Punch tastes best in styrofoam cups.

Agree?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:55 PM (H1HTt)

294 I made some rum punch.. everyone is welcome to enjoy a cup.

*reaches for cups and ladle*

Merry Christmas Season, horde! Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:52 PM (rdVOm)

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Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 09:55 PM (6p0Jv)

295 Like that Star Track episode where Cap’n Kirk is lost in space but periodically appearing on the bridge, kinda ghost like wearing a space suit.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 09:51 PM (fjEsA)

Tholian Web.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 09:56 PM (zZu0s)

296 Gads, the lack of imagination about the BCE/CE thing around here just floors me.

This is why conservatives are losing.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:56 PM (77rzZ)

297 >> but atheists prefer 'common era'

The joke is really on them. "Common era" was first used in some treatise by Kepler (at least as far as they know). Common (or vulgar -- it didn't have the negative connotation it does now) mean not royal/noble. The commoners were using the AD Christian year numbering, as opposed to some regnal year numbering, like The Year of King Chuckles III such-and-such.

So "common era" didn't come about to get rid of Christ/Christian. It was only later some of these types began to use it that way. Joke is on them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 09:56 PM (w6EFb)

298 We can give Canadians a bunch of crap for being Canadian but that B.C. helicopter water drop was right on the money.

They could teach Los Angeles a thing or two.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 09:57 PM (6ydKt)

299 Especially since ace said that they are all open unless otherwise designated.
Posted by: Braenyard

Yup, Ace said about 7-8 years ago he didn't care if people went off topic on the first comment on his posts.

That's when aos changed. It became the sisterhood of the travelling pants and if the pants didn't fit, sucks to be you.

Posted by: old chick at December 10, 2025 09:57 PM (F3Dlr)

300 Lol, I literally used the "interphase" a half dozen times when I was banned from posting from home (but not elsewhere). My posts would appear...and then vanish the moment I hit refresh (and probably sooner than that for the rest of you). That was a great Star Trek episode.
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 09:54 PM (Cjcf6)

I think you were "bycatch" in the net that was created to block QDPSteve. Your posting problems began at the same time he vanished from here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:57 PM (npFr7)

301 Qdp would not understand that. He kept wanting the momes to livestream or do stuff like that. It pissed folks off. This is something that went on for years. It was one of his manias.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Ding! That was one of the things that put him on the list first time. He couldn't understand why he/they/it couldn't/wouldn't/ set up a gambling table.
He likes to gamble - feels comfortable at the table - but didn't see that desire was crossing the line.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:57 PM (Hm8Vv)

302 I’m always up for the BC/AD v. BCE/CE thing.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

Christian Era, and Before Christian Era? What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 09:45 PM (npFr7)

AOP, you have no idea…
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:52 PM (77rzZ)

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AOP, inside joke -- we had this debate in a thread a couple days ago.

And I believe the "C" in those terms among academics is for "Common" and not "Christian."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 09:57 PM (enCV9)

303 Did you guys see the video of a plane making an emergency landing on 95 in Florida? The poor woman in the car was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Fortunately she survived.

https://tinyurl.com/2nuuz3d8

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 09:58 PM (5xuJ/)

304 Sure, Mary. There's plenty!

Don't recommend having more than 2, though. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 09:58 PM (rdVOm)

305 I peed in the punch!

Posted by: Newbomb Turk at December 10, 2025 09:58 PM (oftw2)

306 Steve was on some or one of the cobs shit list. You know what that means. No breaks.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 09:58 PM (KDPiq)

307
And why is it called a "periodic" table, anyway?

Sometimes it's there and sometimes it's not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 09:59 PM (pkeXY)

308 I live among atheists. They are exhausting. They find me life-bringing. Come, Lord Jesus .

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 09:59 PM (6p0Jv)

309 You know what's funny?

Qdpsteve isn't even here and we're close to "threadjack" territory over him.

LOL

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 10:00 PM (rdVOm)

310 yeah, I don't know when BC/AD became something else; a recent thing

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:00 PM (g47mK)

311 AOP, inside joke -- we had this debate in a thread a couple days ago.

And I believe the "C" in those terms among academics is for "Common" and not "Christian."
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 09:57 PM (enCV9)



I know that! Just pointing out that you can use that to jerk their chains.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 10:00 PM (npFr7)

312 I peed in the punch!
Posted by: Newbomb Turk
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This is why we can't have nice things...

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 10:01 PM (rdVOm)

313 Qdpsteve isn't even here and we're close to "threadjack" territory over him.

LOL
Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 10:00 PM (rdVOm)

Heh. Yeah.

It is sad. I wanted to tell him when he started stimming to cool it. But one, people don't take that well/the right way. Two, I have my own shit that probably annoys the fuck out of people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 10:02 PM (zZu0s)

314 I peed in the punch!
Posted by: Newbomb Turk
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In my top five all time comedies.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 10:02 PM (KDPiq)

315 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 10:02 PM (zZu0s)

316 2 I peed in the punch!
Posted by: Newbomb Turk
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This is why we can't have nice things...

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025

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*Looks at my box wine and nods.*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary is a sad Cockney orphan at December 10, 2025 10:03 PM (6p0Jv)

317 Trump HAS to go after these GOPe pretenders who haven't gotten the memo:

Washington — Republican moderates in the House revolted against leadership on Wednesday as they seek to force a vote on expiring health insurance premium tax credits — an issue that could have major political ramifications for the party in next year's elections.

Facing an end-of-year deadline, Republican Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania introduced a discharge petition to try to bring a bill to the floor that would extend the Affordable Care Act subsidies by two years. A handful of GOP moderates quickly signed on.

The move is the latest rebellion by rank-and-file Republicans to force votes on issues that leadership would rather avoid.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:03 PM (Cjcf6)

318 I peed in the punch!
Posted by: Newbomb Turk


Thank you! More, please!

Posted by: Tehran at December 10, 2025 10:03 PM (0ZmKh)

319 I'm supposed to be watching 'Anatomy of a Murder'. But I've already seen it and I'm watching 'Death Walks at Midnight'.

Don't tell TJM.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:04 PM (xcxpd)

320 303 Did you guys see the video of a plane making an emergency landing on 95 in Florida? The poor woman in the car was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Fortunately she survived.

https://tinyurl.com/2nuuz3d8
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
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If the pilot had honked his horn she would have moved out of the way.

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:07 AM (NxtE8)

The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate;
Kumala Harris Still Wants to Run for President

Marxist rag the New Republic reports on Republicans high-fiving each other for manipulating low-IQ narcissist into running for Senate. Apparently the Democrats were not polling to see how the plus-sized imbecile would do in a primary, so the Republicans did run one. And then they publicized the results when it showed her as a genuine threat to win the primary.

A source familiar with the process told NOTUS that GOP machinations to prop up Crockett's run first began in June, when Texas Democrats met to discuss 2026 midterm elections--and the firebrand Democrat wasn't invited, or included in any initial polls.

In July, the National Republican Senatorial Committee published a poll that found that Crockett was the preferred candidate among Democratic voters. "When we saw the results, we were like, 'OK, we got to disseminate this far and wide,'" the source told NOTUS.

After the NRSC included Crockett's name in their poll, other surveys started to include her too. The source told NOTUS that those polls were then aggressively seeded into progressive digital spaces by NRSC allies to "orchestrate the pile on" of promising polling numbers and drive the narrative that support for Crockett was "surging."

The source dubbed the system of trying to pull in a weaker candidate who would lose to the Republican challenger as an "AstroTurf recruitment process."

This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler they would invade at Calais rather than Normandy:


Jasmine Ratchet is denying she previously said that Latinos who voted for Trump have a "slave mentality," despite being confronted with the exact quote.

No big deal, there aren't a lot of Latinxes in Texas.

Meanwhile, the NYT did a puff piece on Kumala, and Kumala sounds like she's got another presidential run in her.

Read the whole thing. The big takeaways are:

1, Kumala says that her grief over losing the election is only surpassed by the grief she felt at the passing of her mother. In other words: She's not over it, not hardly.

Defeat hit Ms. Harris deeply. She had not felt such grief since the death of her mother, she has said, a line that sears even as she repeats it so often as to become a talking point.

2, She's engaged in a passive-aggressive womanly sniping contest with Gavin Newsom. In other words: she's not happy about Mr. High T being anointed the next nominee.

3, Her allies are out in primary state knocking the "white boys" of the Democrat Party, trying to gin up black and especially black female interest in Kumala 2.0 by ginning up racial/sexual hate against her expected primary opponents. Like Gavin Newsom, again. (And Josh Shapiro, too.)

"That's what so many of the white boys -- the Josh Shapiros, the Gavin Newsoms of the world and even Pete, although I would vote for Pete -- that's what they miss about Kamala," said Bakari Sellers, a former South Carolina legislator who has been an informal Harris adviser, referring to the governors of Pennsylvania and California and to Mr. Buttigieg, the former transportation secretary. "She is so important to so many people."

And there's this:

Oh, and she's fixed all of her baggage, too. See, she's now eager to use profanity in public statements, which demonstrates her authenticity.

Friends and allies swear she is more relaxed now. She is certainly more relaxed about swearing.

On a recent long-form podcast, the likes of which she got so much heat for avoiding last year, Ms. Harris let fly a two-word phrase -- rhyming with "bucket" -- to describe her new ethos. She says she is now on her "freedom tour."

This is Kamala Harris unleashed. But it is still Kamala Harris, the profanity a proxy for plain-spokenness. She is the first woman to serve as vice president, and well attuned to the double standards of gender and race. Lawyerly language remains her safe space, and she still defaults to acting as if every question is part of a deposition where answers can and will be used against her.

Lawyerly language? You mean her ding-a-ling word salads?

That's not lawyerly language. That's a retard who doesn't know the answer when she's called on in class and is just scatting and babbling until the class bell rings.

Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

2 yes!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

3 What did I comment on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

4
She'd have to have more than 3 brain cells to be tricked.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 06:20 PM (IifOV)

5
Jake Tapper is a Racciss Klan Motha Fu*ka!

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at December 10, 2025 06:21 PM (IifOV)

6 Will Dem men position her for success?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

7 That's a retard who doesn't know the answer when she's called on in class and is just scatting and babbling until the class bell rings.

Yeah, but that bullshit works to at least half the voting population

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (IifOV)

8 Jasmine Lee Crocket Brown could lose by 20 points.

hahahaha

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:23 PM (gbOdA)

9 Something about Republicans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:23 PM (ufetp)

10 Zombie Ron Ziegler is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (W7XSX)

11 Thought Kamala was content now that there will be a bust of her in a Washington DC storeroom somewhere.

Posted by: Hystery In The Making at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (oftw2)

12 Yeah, but that bullshit works to at least half the voting population
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (IifOV)
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When why do the Dems have to cheat so hard?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

13 When are the Texas Primaries?

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (W7XSX)

14 I heard this earlier on talk radio and I am not buying it. She is only running because her safe blue seat has been gerrymandered out of existence and she sees a bunch of cash she can grift just like robert francis *beto* or'rouke did.


She has no chance of winning the senate seat even if she wins the primary which is not a done deal by any means. This is her last gasp at grifiting a bunch of money now that she is done in politics.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

15 In fist full of dollars Clint Eastwood had some armor that held up to a shotgun blast?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (ufetp)

16 Crockett is cray cray, but a one.
Run Harris again. The R will rip her apart and Kamahaha gets the woman’s sympathy vote. Only Gabbard can overcome that.

Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (AUlwe)

17 Meanwhile, the NYT did a puff piece on Kumala, and Kumala sounds like she's got another presidential run in her.
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Geeze...another RNC black op?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (XeU6L)

18 Kamala believes in Venn diagrams so she will run again.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (Oy/m2)

19 Republicans pick the opposition candidates now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (ufetp)

20 Finally. Some psych op on the dems.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (sDNVV)

21 I am not missing her stupid fake laugh. I wish she would go away...I might miss her. Might not. Worth doing the experiment.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (cS1cw)

22 That's not lawyerly language that's authentic Kamala gibberish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (D+mpw)

23 But Ace, several here just *swear* that Crockett is a genius the likes that the world has never seen!

Lol, you betcha. Top.flight.talent.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 06:27 PM (TN0g+)

24 She may want it, though her listless run in 2024 says different and no sane D party would let her get the nomination. CA moved up its primary in 2020 and she still couldn't last to it to get (possibly) a W.

But betting against the Dems being dumb is a sucker bet.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:27 PM (8avO+)

25 15 In fist full of dollars Clint Eastwood had some armor that held up to a shotgun blast?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (ufetp)

I thought it was For A Few Dollars More.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 06:27 PM (Oy/m2)

26 Perfect GOP strategy.

Prop up the opposition. What could possibly go wrong.

Whether or not the candidates are sane, qualified, or whatever isn't remotely relevant.

The GOP will, inevitably, fuck us over.

The only "trick" is on you. They desperately want Trump's agenda to die in a fire. We all know why.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (NwnyJ)

27 Campaigning in Texas is a year long slog from Amarillo to Beaumont.
Lufkin to El Paso.
Electra to Vernon to Childress.
Just getting to Houston to Dallas to Austin is over a 400 mile day that makes Planes Trains and Automobile look like a comedy movie.

She will quit in June if she wins Primary.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (gbOdA)

28 I did notice one thing in that cnn video, crockett has lost the fake 6 inch painted nails and the ridiculous hooker fake eyelashes. That literally happened in one day.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (0N4FZ)

29
I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (H1HTt)

30 You guys are messing with me right? That rapper is a parody? That cannot be real.

Posted by: Caligirl at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (gpah0)

31 "The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate;"

Surely not intentionally.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

32 19 Republicans pick the opposition candidates now?
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Brer Rabbit strategy--please don't throw Jasmine Crockett into that race, that would be awful Dems.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (WDjG6)

33 My late mom always thought Barbara Jordan was a class act. Harris and Crockett ain't no way Barbara Jordan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (D+mpw)

34 This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler they would invade at Calais rather than Normandy

The primary is in March.
If the DeceptiCons were so clever, they'd have waited to crow about it until afterward. Not 3 months in advance, in time for Dems to realize they've been duped and adjust.
You really can't underestimate the stupidity and fecklessness of the GOP. It truly has no fecks to give.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (DL7HR)

35 I am not missing her stupid fake laugh. I wish she would go away...I might miss her. Might not. Worth doing the experiment.
Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (cS1cw)

I wouldn't be shocked if she's trolling for post election slush fund jobs to get her out of the way...but Trump as hurt a lot of those.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

36 Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:29 PM (sDNVV)

37 IT'S STILL KAMALA'S TURN, YOU WHITE RACISTS!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2025 06:29 PM (xTIDn)

38 Another potential presidential *losing* run is how she keeps Dougie in the marital fold for another 2 years.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:29 PM (GOOc7)

39 "Lawyerly language? You mean her ding-a-ling word salads?"

I'm guessing they want the uniformed/misinformed dummies to believe her word salads are really "Lawyerly Language", as if that is why commoners think it is gibberish.

She's just speaking over their heads, don't you see?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 06:29 PM (vbXSk)

40 I struggle to stay positive. I really do.

But I often feel like I am drowning in a big dumb sea of retards.

Not you guys. you guys keep me from sinking like Leo in Titanic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (0aYVJ)

41 "Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars."

I forgot about that. Ha. Donors must be so proud.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (cS1cw)

42
Hadrian,

I drove past the Orlando convention center today on my way to my MIC job. The sign now is advertising the AKC Dog Show.

Hope Her Majesty and the Big Dummy did okay today. I'd stop and watch, but I gotta teach a damned class from 0800-1700 and am too tired afterwards to stop and see if anything is still going.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (G6LBI)

43 33 My late mom always thought Barbara Jordan was a class act. Harris and Crockett ain't no way Barbara Jordan
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (D+mpw)

WHo pushed Babs in the pool?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (gbOdA)

44
Jasmine Crockett could win the Mayorship of Austin handily.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (IifOV)

45
Ace: "This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler they would invade at Calais rather than Normandy"

Can someone Fact Check this, please.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (H1HTt)

46 IT'S STILL KAMALA'S TURN, YOU WHITE RACISTS!

And let's not forget her elegant, polished, beautiful, stepdaughter!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (xTIDn)

47 Maybe you don't know but they were both first elected to public office in the same election and have been frenemies ever since.

But Gavin belongs to Nancy. Kamala belongs to Obama.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (A0sqA)

48 Crockett is cray cray, but a one.
Run Harris again. The R will rip her apart and Kamahaha gets the woman’s sympathy vote. Only Gabbard can overcome that.
Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (AUlwe)

The Nom could just go to the ropes, tag in Tulsi had have her gut Kamala like a fish like she did in 2000.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (8avO+)

49 The primary is in March.
If the DeceptiCons were so clever, they'd have waited to crow about it until afterward. Not 3 months in advance, in time for Dems to realize they've been duped and adjust.
You really can't underestimate the stupidity and fecklessness of the GOP. It truly has no fecks to give.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025

I don't know. This tarnishes her badly (even more than her own ridiculous opinions and ghetto speak) right out of the gate and could stop donations and big supporters from getting behind her. It's Probably easier to do this at the beginning than once they are personally committed.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (GOOc7)

50 39 "Lawyerly language? You mean her ding-a-ling word salads?"

I'm guessing they want the uniformed/misinformed dummies to believe her word salads are really "Lawyerly Language", as if that is why commoners think it is gibberish.

She's just speaking over their heads, don't you see?
Posted by: illiniwek
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She ain't got nuffin on Justice Action Jackson splaining the law. Like the 4th Branch no one ever thought to look for in the Constitution.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:32 PM (WDjG6)

51
The Hound Group is on AKC.TV and The Big Dummy should be up soon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:32 PM (tgvbd)

52
What's most funny is jizz ratchet's biggest problem right now is people on her side think she's too supportive of Israel.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:32 PM (H1HTt)

53 Can someone Fact Check this, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (H1HTt)
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I've got my Quality Assurance hash, so Approved.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:32 PM (A0sqA)

54 I thought that was spelled "Jizz-Mine".

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (s0JqF)

55 "Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars."

I forgot about that. Ha. Donors must be so proud.
Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (cS1cw)

Who is the pretty/smart Asian woman who is (WAS) a big dem bundler who came out loudly against Kamalalalala?

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (GOOc7)

56 I still use the same litmus test when evaluating a presidential candidate. If I am, personally, more qualified than the candidate, then that person should recuse themself from consideration and seriously consider paying someone to provide supervision in everyday life events...and perhaps starting an ant farm.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (dIske)

57 Well that's cute of them to take credit for it. but I've been telling everyone I know for the last 6 months that it was obvious that Jasmine was gonna run for the Senate seat.

Also obvious that she'd win the Dem nomination easily. She's exactly what the Dems want today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (uWKK8)

58 I heard this earlier on talk radio and I am not buying it. She is only running because her safe blue seat has been gerrymandered out of existence and she sees a bunch of cash she can grift just like robert francis *beto* or'rouke did.


She has no chance of winning the senate seat even if she wins the primary which is not a done deal by any means. This is her last gasp at grifiting a bunch of money now that she is done in politics.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

She carpetbagged her way INTO Texas, she could be picked up by another blue state if they really think she's a star. But yes, it seems this is a Beto type run for hype

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (8avO+)

59 Was yesterday the last day to file to run in Texas?

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (GOOc7)

60 I don't know. This tarnishes her badly (even more than her own ridiculous opinions and ghetto speak) right out of the gate and could stop donations and big supporters from getting behind her. It's Probably easier to do this at the beginning than once they are personally committed.
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (GOOc7)

The only way the strategy makes sense is if she gets the Dem nomination to run (the point being to saddle the Dems with a weak candidate that any GOP pol could handily whip in the general). If the GOP runs around braying about how they've put this weak horse in the race beforehand, that's counterproductive, as Dems, slow as they are, might wake up and choose someone better in the primary (which would be virtually anyone other than Crockett).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (DL7HR)

61 My late mom always thought Barbara Jordan was a class act. Harris and Crockett ain't no way Barbara Jordan

She spoke at my sister's HS graduation in '74. She would be a rock ribbed republican today.

Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (8uzBS)

62
Who is the pretty/smart Asian woman who is (WAS) a big dem bundler who came out loudly against Kamalalalala?
Posted by: LASue


Lucy Lu?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (H1HTt)

63 Don't put it past the establishment Repubs to trick her into running, then bankroll her campaign so she wins on Election Day.

They hate MAGA way more than they hate the Dems.

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (pd4dZ)

64 Kelly is trying hard to position himself as the alternative to Newsome. Adam Smith (WA4) working hard to be the VP.
They both suck.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (2WIwB)

65
Cindy Lou Who

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (H1HTt)

66 HARRIS: "The governor and I, we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires. what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children."

Don't you goofs try to comprehend, Kamala is speaking about Einstein levels of calculus and relativity here.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (vbXSk)

67 Anyone remember that bit on Living Color, one of the Wayans, probably Damon, about a prisoner?

He would always make up this word salad when replying to a question in court where he often chose to represent himself. And include sexual terms randomly, “your honerousness I abstinent from the testicular motion before the court and point to the vas deferens between myself…”

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (3uBP9)

68 "Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars."

I forgot about that. Ha. Donors must be so proud.
Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (cS1cw)

Who is the pretty/smart Asian woman who is (WAS) a big dem bundler who came out loudly against Kamalalalala?
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (GOOc7)

Getting fooled by the likes of Harris would make me reconsider my life choices.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (8avO+)

69
Oh, the big dope looked nice. Animated and happy. Fran did a great job handling him. Give him treats and he'll respond.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (tgvbd)

70 Was yesterday the last day to file to run in Texas?

I think it was Monday.

Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (8uzBS)

71 Soothsayer has it right. Bush McCain spite will work against Paxton.

Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (AUlwe)

72 You’ve got to love that picture of Kamala where they tried to make her look like a deep thinker. I think it’s more likely she’s in the head, constipated.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (EWq0C)

73 Ms. Harris let fly a two-word phrase -- rhyming with "bucket" -- to describe her new ethos.
_________
Unlike her old ethos, which started with an "s".

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (s0JqF)

74 I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (H1HTt)

You also forget that he's won 3 state elections in a row while going up exactly those same people, who hated him just as much then as they do now.

But I could go with Hunt, he just doesn't have much name recognition. Cornyn has Got to Go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (uWKK8)

75 55 "Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars."

I forgot about that. Ha. Donors must be so proud.
Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (cS1cw)

Who is the pretty/smart Asian woman who is (WAS) a big dem bundler who came out loudly against Kamalalalala?
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (GOOc7)

McCornyn is going to burn $100 MILLION
on jerking himself off.
$100 M could win a close Rep race by 10 points
Trump should pull him aside and threaten to cut tiny balls off.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (gbOdA)

76 Somewhere, Democrats/ Marxists think a election will be easy pickings like Sundowner had

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (Ia/+0)

77 You really can't underestimate the stupidity and fecklessness of the GOP. It truly has no fecks to give.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM


Some compare the GOP to us. While we're neither feckless nor stupid, unlike them, we both laugh all the way to the bank.

Posted by: Washington Generals at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (0sNs1)

78
Another potential presidential *losing* run is how she keeps Dougie in the marital fold for another 2 years.
Posted by: LASue

This causes Bif to query whether or not his house by name is Colonel Ingus.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (G6LBI)

79 49 The primary is in March.
If the DeceptiCons were so clever, they'd have waited to crow about it until afterward. Not 3 months in advance, in time for Dems to realize they've been duped and adjust.
You really can't underestimate the stupidity and fecklessness of the GOP. It truly has no fecks to give.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
=========
Most voters don't read political stories. And Dems in the primary have a difficult time using the GOP story in attack ads for coalitional reasons.

And I guarantee you that Crockett is not going to bow out for Talarico. Her career is dead if she waits to lose her seat in 2026. Alred has already pivoted to running for the remnant part of the seat anyway.

Small donors on Act Blue, when not actual smurfed ones, go for the bizarre and emo types. GOP as well as Dem actually as activists are to the right of the median GOP primary voter and Dem activists to the left in their party.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (WDjG6)

80 Fuck the Bush's
They are done.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (gbOdA)

81 40 I struggle to stay positive. I really do.

But I often feel like I am drowning in a big dumb sea of retards.

Not you guys. you guys keep me from sinking like Leo in Titanic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (0aYVJ)

Howdy, neighbor!

Posted by: The Walzes at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (0CU3H)

82 Accomack, wanna make $ 100 bet on that with the funds going to ace?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (sDNVV)

83 That's not lawyerly language. That's a retard who doesn't know the answer when she's called on in class and is just scatting and babbling until the class bell rings.
_______
The bell which tells us of the passage of time.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (s0JqF)

84 >>>This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler
---

Why are they telling?
So they can strut around with thumbs in their lapels?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (Hm8Vv)

85 "...trying to gin up black and especially black female interest in Kumala 2.0 by ginning up racial/sexual hate against her expected primary opponents."

Hey, that's a new one. It's so very unexpected. That's typically not in the Democrats' arsenal.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (gLikB)

86 I like big butts, and I cannot deny that.............

So, vote for Jasmine because she gots back...........

Posted by: Jackson at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (J9q9v)

87 ". She is the first woman to serve as vice president, and well attuned to the double standards of gender and race."

Does this mean that she understands a white male with her intellect and political acumen couldn't be elected as HOA president the only other households in the neighborhood were owned by her children?

Posted by: tankdemon at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (pOA6U)

88 Worst part of this is the GOP is pushing Cornyn very hard. Grampy should really retire.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (EWq0C)

89 You’ve got to love that picture of Kamala where they tried to make her look like a deep thinker. I think it’s more likely she’s in the head, constipated.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (EWq0C)


SCENE: Harris sitting on the shitter.
Thought Bubble over her head.
"If I think more, I'll have more thoughts."

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (2WIwB)

90 McCornyn is going to burn $100 MILLION
on jerking himself off.
$100 M could win a close Rep race by 10 points
Trump should pull him aside and threaten to cut tiny balls off.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (gbOdA)

Only problem with that is that Cornyn is a sitting US Senator. Trump has to play this one very carefully because he still needs Cornyn's vote. Otherwise, you're looking at him pulling an MTG in the Senate.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (0CU3H)

91 Ace: "This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler they would invade at Calais rather than Normandy"

Can someone Fact Check this, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (H1HTt)

The US made a fake army corps HQ under Patton to suggest the invasion would be in the Calais area. Story checks out. Though the Soviets had a pretty good deception campaign going for their Bagration offensive about the same time.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

92 Jasmine Fetchit

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (E0p3T)

93 >> SCENE: Harris sitting on the shitter.
Thought Bubble over her head.
"If I think more, I'll have more thoughts."
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (2WIwB)

I just spit my beer. I think that’s probably a direct quote.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (EWq0C)

94 Perfect GOP strategy.

Prop up the opposition. What could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Why change? They've been doing it since forever to clear the path for RINO incumbents in GOP primaries.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (mlg/3)

95 I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM


A whole bunch of people on this blog said the exact same thing about cruz running against beto in 2018.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (0N4FZ)

96 Bakari Sellers: "She is so important to so many people."

...said no one ever and believes no one ever.

Sometimes, even the Big Lie is unbelievable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (gLikB)

97 That's not lawyerly language. That's a retard who doesn't know the answer when she's called on in class and is just scatting and babbling until the class bell rings.
_______
The bell which tells us of the passage of time.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (s0JqF)

Because time... is for and in all of us. We are all in time and so we MUST tell the time of which we are in.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (GOOc7)

98 I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.
What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (H1HTt)


you must be new around here...Paxton beat Karl Rove's guy in 2014 and he fought off his minions ever since, Paxton has defeated Johnny Sullivan and a host of Houston's best legal pests for a decade.

Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (8uzBS)

99 Crockett will change her mind when the ghost of Christmas Future (Ann Richards) visits her this holiday.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (dIske)

100
What's best about this Ratchet candidacy is we'll have 11 months of her team attempting to make "viral videos," each worse than the last.

jizz ratchet is a HUGE LOLCOW and doesn't know it

All these Democrats are big lolcows, but they think they're "owning" us & Trump with their stupid antics.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (H1HTt)

101 >>>This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler
---

Why are they telling?
So they can strut around with thumbs in their lapels?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (Hm8Vv)

It just throws more dust into the Primary. Do we dump Crockett because the GOP says to? Or are they lying about thinking she's weak, so we should beat her ourselves?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:43 PM (8avO+)

102 No big deal, there aren't a lot of Latinxes in Texas.
.......

But there are a lot of breakfast tacos.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

103 88 Worst part of this is the GOP is pushing Cornyn very hard. Grampy should really retire.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (EWq0C)

GopE

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:44 PM (gbOdA)

104 If Kamala were in the GOP she’d realize that almost no voter gives a crap what color you are, or what gender you are. If you can get the job done better than the next guy or girl, you’re hired. This notion that people don’t elect you on your merits, or at least purported merits, is in and of itself prejudicial.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (EWq0C)

105 I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (viF8m)

106 Could Jaz Croquette actually get elected to the Senate?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (8CIFn)

107 And I guarantee you that Crockett is not going to bow out for Talarico. Her career is dead if she waits to lose her seat in 2026. Alred has already pivoted to running for the remnant part of the seat anyway.

Small donors on Act Blue, when not actual smurfed ones, go for the bizarre and emo types. GOP as well as Dem actually as activists are to the right of the median GOP primary voter and Dem activists to the left in their party.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (WDjG6)

I was posting here yesterday that I have to guffaw every time I see some idiot Reddit user who knows nothing about the state pretend that Talarico is a viable candidate.
His "constituency" consists of gays, trannies, university professors, and the Only Fans girls he has accounts with you.
Some dem party types are putting out polls claiming to show Talarico doing well - what a joke! Texas Dem primary electorate, unlike the general, is majority Black and Hispanic. Pasty white twink boy is gonna appeal to that crowd? ROFL.
But online he has all the same fans as Pete Buttiegieg does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:46 PM (uWKK8)

108 The US made a fake army corps HQ under Patton to suggest the invasion would be in the Calais area. Story checks out. Though the Soviets had a pretty good deception campaign going for their Bagration offensive about the same time.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

Cardboard and fabric tanks. Fake bodies.
A potenkim village of nothingness.

Definitely tracks with Kamalalla's "campaign."

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:46 PM (GOOc7)

109 McCornyn is going to burn $100 MILLION
on jerking himself off.
$100 M could win a close Rep race by 10 points
Trump should pull him aside and threaten to cut tiny balls off.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM


cornyn has bush money to spend while paxton is able to fund raise everything else. I do not think it is going to be close. I do expect cornyn to go the distance but I think he will lose the primary by 4-5 points.


We won't get many bleed over democrats voting as they will be all tied up in the fight over getting crockett the democrat nomination.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (0N4FZ)

110 1. Criminal-Loving DA
2. Lawless Attorney General
3. Useless Senator
4. Pointless Presidential candidate
5. Failed Vice President
6. Profit???

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (A0sqA)

111 May I remind you gentle Commentators of this site that with out Beto, we would never have gotten to experience that incredible nova that was Chuy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (0sNs1)

112 106 Could Jaz Croquette actually get elected to the Senate?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (8CIFn)

Nope. Because Hispanic voters hate the Nasty Black Ghetto Bitch type even more than anglo's do, they've got way too much experience with them in day to day life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (uWKK8)

113 Fun fact. The inflatable tanks for the D Day deception were largely made by Goodyear.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (EWq0C)

114
Talarico is quite popular with the Left's "israel" haters.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (H1HTt)

115 You also forget that he's won 3 state elections in a row while going up exactly those same people, who hated him just as much then as they do now.

But I could go with Hunt, he just doesn't have much name recognition. Cornyn has Got to Go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (uWKK

Seems like the sort of thing an Ambassadorship could help out with to get him clear. He's over 70 and then could get some cushy post.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+)

116 This has to be fake news. Republicans acting like they want to win? Yeah, right. Nice try.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (Da1lH)

117 Kamala is just trying to avoid OnlyFans

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (D+mpw)

118 >>This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler


Or since the famous Rock Ridge incident.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (TR2dy)

119 Only problem with that is that Cornyn is a sitting US Senator. Trump has to play this one very carefully because he still needs Cornyn's vote. Otherwise, you're looking at him pulling an MTG in the Senate.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (0CU3H)

In Texas, if a senator resigns, the governor can appoint a temporary replacement.
Abbot needs Trump.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:49 PM (gbOdA)

120 But if the RNC doesn’t get their head back into the game, we are going to be way back behind the 8 ball again and should not take anything for granted.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 06:49 PM (p4NUW)

121 When why do the Dems have to cheat so hard?

For the same reason they lie, insult and libel when there is no up side to doing so.

They do it because they are totally given over to their carnality (and the demons within them)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 06:49 PM (a4flb)

122 cornyn has bush money to spend while paxton is able to fund raise everything else. I do not think it is going to be close. I do expect cornyn to go the distance but I think he will lose the primary by 4-5 points.


We won't get many bleed over democrats voting as they will be all tied up in the fight over getting crockett the democrat nomination.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (0N4FZ)

Hunt??

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (gbOdA)

123 >> The inflatable tank


I don't think Stacy Abrams is going to run.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (TR2dy)

124
Footage of us seizing the tanker:
https://is.gd/W1CzF5

Trump said this was the biggest seizure in history. Only the biggest, classiest seizures.

Apparently, this was carrying "sanctioned oil", so pounce and seize away.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (w6EFb)

125 But if the RNC doesn’t get their head back into the game, we are going to be way back behind the 8 ball again and should not take anything for granted.
------

Yeah, eye of the tiger baby...

Posted by: Apollo Creed at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

126 >> Kamala is just trying to avoid OnlyFans

She can shake her jowls for the camera. Don’t count that out. That’s a gift.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (EWq0C)

127
Well, it's possible President endorses a candidate *before* the primary if he thinks the seat is in jeopardy.

Would you be all butthurt if President endorses Cornyn?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (H1HTt)

128 In Texas, if a senator resigns, the governor can appoint a temporary replacement.
Abbot needs Trump.


Resigning is not Cornhole's character, he will remain inside and sabotage the country and MAGA because he is evil.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (a4flb)

129 McCornyn brags about voting with Trump 99% of the time.

That 1% represents some of the worst betrayals you can imagine and it ain't just one vote either. He is notorious for siding with dems after November elections.

Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (8uzBS)

130 If you can get the job done better than the next guy or girl, you’re hired. This notion that people don’t elect you on your merits, or at least purported merits, is in and of itself prejudicial.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (EWq0C)

She's in the bubble. She has *never* advanced on her merits herself, its outside her world.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (8avO+)

131 Apparently, this was carrying "sanctioned oil", so pounce and seize away.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (w6EFb)

No oil for blood
Now liberals need to say communist must sell oil to Kill Americans.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (gbOdA)

132 Crockett for Heisman!

Posted by: UNPROGRESSIVE at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (IUmF8)

133 A great scify short story would be where Kamala randomly and completely without intent, because she’s mindless, strings together a series of words that happens to be an ancient incantation that invokes the beginning of the end of everything. Reality just starts unraveling, unmaking itself as people panic. Until she, again just randomly, and without intent blurts out a series of words that birth a new universe for us. All foretold by monks 20 thousand years ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (3uBP9)

134 In news that will warm the cockles of Anna Puma's heart, the Jan. 6th bomber suspect has been linked to My Little Pony fandom.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (0sNs1)

135
Trump said this was the biggest seizure in history. Only the biggest, classiest seizures.

Posted by: publius


Nobody has seen anything like it.

(he says that a lot, too)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (H1HTt)

136
Trump: "Large tanker, very large. Largest one in history, actually".

Reporter: "What happens to the oil?"

Trump: "We keep it, I guess."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)

137 I don't laugh because they could actually win.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (YwEeS)

138 Canela is so fucking stupid she not only thought she could win last time she thinks she can win this time.

youtu.be/mPz6aw7VkL4?&t=65

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (Hm8Vv)

139
If The Big Dummy gets a piece of this group, I'll be the most surprised person in Christendom. All the high rollers are there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:54 PM (tgvbd)

140 She's in the bubble. She has *never* advanced on her merits herself, its outside her world.
Posted by: Oldcat


Well, she advanced on one merit.

Posted by: Willie Brown's Willie at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (nhCoE)

141 I think Jazzy's rapper is the best rapper I've ever heard not named Eminem or Run DMC.

Literally. All rap sucks. Except 3 or 4 songs by Eminem and 3 or 4 songs by Run DMC. "No", Beastie Boys don't have any good rap songs. They have at least 5 good songs, but none that are rap.

Rap is for retarded people who wish they had musical talent or who wish they had bothered to learn how to play an instrument but didn't. Jazzy's rapper should take no special criticism, because he's not fundamentally any worse than 99.9% of his peers.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

142 Would you be all butthurt if President endorses Cornyn?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (H1HTt)

Nope

Battle v War

He can then go aip shit on McCornyn to vote his way.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (gbOdA)

143 Everyone here should realize that the tanker seizure makes it obvious what Trump's real play with respect to Venezuela is - he's cutting off all of Maduro's cash. Venezuela has to pump out a LOT of cash each month; all the Cartels they're associated with, each General has soldiers and unofficial militia that have got to be kept happy, not to mention all the other bad actors around the world Venezuela's been involved with.
But Venezuela only has two sources of income - Oil sales, and the drug trade. Trump is cutting off both of them; you gotta figure that each drug boat blown up costs Maduro about $50 million in lost income. That's adding up, and now stopping the oil trade with it?

And the idea, obviously, is to convince some of Maduro's generals that Life could suddenly be a whole lot easier if they wised up and got rid of that asshole. Every paycheck they miss brings that day closer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (uWKK8)

144 McCornyn brags about voting with Trump 99% of the time.
Posted by: DanMan


Medved would say things like that all the time without telling his listeners that percentage is derived from counting the votes on final passage of bills that have already gone through the Swamp sausage grinder. So, 12 votes a year. Not a significant sample for anything ever.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (mlg/3)

145
I didn't want to mention it, but Tucker just dropped a 5 min video on Charlie Kirk's assassin.

Didn't watch it...because I'm kinda certain Tucker expresses an idiotic Conspiracy Theory that the fag didn't do it, and is being framed by the "government." A fake conspiracy theory that candace ratchet has been pushing for months.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (H1HTt)

146 114
Talarico is quite popular with the Left's "israel" haters.
Posted by: Soothsayer's
-----
White males are not the preferred Dem candidate in a race anymore as the party core is feminist and POC pokemon points over white between those categories. Talarico could mebbe try the troon alphabet route but that seems to be a literally shrinking political market.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (WDjG6)

147 sounds like she's got another presidential run in her.

Huh? She never had a presidential run in her before. I mean, Willie Brown was never gonna run for President....

Posted by: GWB at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (j11BI)

148 Brony Pony Bombs Kits selling like GI Joe with Kung Fu grip.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (gbOdA)

149 Well, Ben, I don’t gamble but I do like to see how my thoughts play out.

Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (CI8I+)

150
I call it a fake conspiracy theory because neither Tucker nor Candace nor any of their jihadis really believe it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (H1HTt)

151 Democrats aren’t going to win a statewide race in Texas. I don’t give a shit if they dig up Lloyd Benson, pump him full of viagra, and have him do the Mexican Hat Dance with a mariachi band playing El Son de la Negra. It’s not going to happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (EWq0C)

152 A great scify short story would be where Kamala randomly and completely without intent, because she’s mindless, strings together a series of words that happens to be an ancient incantation that invokes the beginning of the end of everything. Reality just starts unraveling, unmaking itself as people panic. Until she, again just randomly, and without intent blurts out a series of words that birth a new universe for us. All foretold by monks 20 thousand years ago.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (3uBP9)

Sounds close to the Nine Billion Names of God by Clarke. Monks in the Himalayans hire a computer to aid them in their sect's purpose in like, to write down the 9 billion names of god in their alphabet. The run is going well and the programmers decide to ride out early since the monks might be angry when it doesn't work...

on the way down on their ponies they look up and the stars are going out...

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

153 Talrico is fake Christian Betoff.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (gbOdA)

154 If Paxton wins the primary the choice is clear.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (sDNVV)

155 Sad to say, but Trump's endorsement isn't going to carry a whole lot of weight in Texas. He's better off staying out of it, he'll just piss some otherwise loyal people off for no reason. Most everybody's mind is already made up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (uWKK8)

156 Didn't watch it...because I'm kinda certain Tucker expresses an idiotic Conspiracy Theory that the fag didn't do it, and is being framed by the "government." A fake conspiracy theory that candace ratchet has been pushing for months.
Posted by: Soothsayer's
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I think Tucker is secretly a furry nowadays pondering transitioning to Tuckina soon so calling him Tucker will be dead naming him then.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (WDjG6)

157 The US has seized numerous vessels at sea. Like... forever.

-Contraband
- Drugs
- Prohibited merch
- Human trafficking
- Weapons smuggling
- etc

The only reason the Democrats and their propaganda arm are pissed off it because it looks bad for them.

Because they are on the other side.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (NwnyJ)

158 Harris is probably just looking for a payday

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

159 so hard to believe that the repubs are capable of forethought, particularly to oppose demonrats ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (Cjt/F)

160 Sounds close to the Nine Billion Names of God by Clarke. Monks in the Himalayans hire a computer to aid them in their sect's purpose in like, to write down the 9 billion names of god in their alphabet. The run is going well and the programmers decide to ride out early since the monks might be angry when it doesn't work...

on the way down on their ponies they look up and the stars are going out...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

6x7

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:58 PM (gbOdA)

161 I call it a fake conspiracy theory because neither Tucker nor Candace nor any of their jihadis really believe it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (H1HTt)

all the better if they don't.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:58 PM (8avO+)

162 "so the Republicans did run one. And then they publicized the results when it showed her as a genuine threat to win the primary."

Wait, so when Cricket said "the Republicans are afraid of me", that was bullshit the republicans fed top her massive ego?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 06:58 PM (C3IAS)

163
Also in that DM piece, play the clip of Trump talking about Columbia, and it's El Presidente.

Asked about him Trump said "He's been very hostile to the United States. I haven't given him a lot of thought. He's .... he's gonna have himself some big problems if he doesn't wise up."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)

164 151 Democrats aren’t going to win a statewide race in Texas. I don’t give a shit if they dig up Lloyd Benson, pump him full of viagra, and have him do the Mexican Hat Dance with a mariachi band playing El Son de la Negra. It’s not going to happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (EWq0C)

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From your mouth to God's ears, sir. They shouldn't win the local dog catcher race.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 06:59 PM (6p0Jv)

165 Fun fact. The inflatable tanks for the D Day deception were largely made by Goodyear.
Posted by: Marcus T

They got horrible mileage.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 07:00 PM (cYBz/)

166 The US has seized numerous vessels at sea. Like... forever.

Didn't they snatch a Woods Hole Oceanographic ship after finding ONE Marijuana seed?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 10, 2025 07:00 PM (Kt19C)

167 8 Jasmine Lee Crocket Brown could lose by 20 points.

hahahaha
Posted by: rhennigantx
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It doesn't matter and Crockett knows it. Unlike Canela she has a brain. The real race is which Republican will win their primary.

Crockett is doing this for name recognition establishing her new thoughtful persona in pursuit of a different and achievable goal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:00 PM (Hm8Vv)

168 Reality just starts unraveling, unmaking itself as people panic. Until she, again just randomly, and without intent blurts out a series of words that birth a new universe for us. All foretold by monks 20 thousand years ago.
Posted by: banana Dream
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"That's the Night that the Lights Went Out in Georgia"

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (WDjG6)

169 >We now go live to Jasmine Crockett's Senate announcement where a rapper just performed a song about her.
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I miss black music
before rap
before disco
dude that's my lawn you're getting close to

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (ZxPkt)

170
I'd say there's a 50/50 chance luigi mangione is acquitted.

Same for tyler robinson.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (H1HTt)

171 I have some lib acquaintances here in south Texas. Even they’re embarrassed that Crockett is running. They were hoping one of the state Democrats from the legislature would step up. I don’t know who. And they don’t like Talarico.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (EWq0C)

172 Sounds close to the Nine Billion Names of God by Clarke. Monks in the Himalayans hire a computer to aid them in their sect's purpose in like, to write down the 9 billion names of god in their alphabet. The run is going well and the programmers decide to ride out early since the monks might be angry when it doesn't work...

on the way down on their ponies they look up and the stars are going out...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

Paul referred to the "Unknown God" during his speech in Athens, where he found an altar dedicated to this deity. He used this as an opportunity to introduce the Athenians to the true God.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (gbOdA)

173 Harris '28: I have not yet begun to do the thing

Harris '28: A chicken in every pot and a slob on every knob

Harris '28: The United Stats is a big country next to a smaller country called Canada. And that's wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 07:02 PM (sKqQm)

174 The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate

Was the promise of a bottomless bucket at KFC with free refills involved?

Was that wrong?

Posted by: Dantes at December 10, 2025 07:02 PM (j6+zg)

175 I don't laugh because they could actually win.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (YwEeS)
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This, a thousand times this. Remember what a crappy candidate Obama was? And look who Virginia just elected attorney general.

And then there was Marion Barry.

I never rule any Democrat out no matter how crazy they are.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (79pEw)

176 Democrats aren’t going to win a statewide race in Texas. I don’t give a shit if they dig up Lloyd Benson, pump him full of viagra, and have him do the Mexican Hat Dance with a mariachi band playing El Son de la Negra. It’s not going to happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM


I agree 100%.


What I think is happening is the democrats are letting their freak fly by letting the fringe candidates duke it out in Texas so they can say "I told you so" in 2028 and run a moderate candidate like shapiro or newsome.


In other words they are letting the extreme freaks run and get curb stomped to get them out of the way for 2028.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)

177 Sounds close to the Nine Billion Names of God by Clarke. Monks in the Himalayans hire a computer to aid them in their sect's purpose in like, to write down the 9 billion names of god in their alphabet.

One thing I'll say for Clarke, HE didn't feel the need to add random kid-orgies in his stories like a certain Richard Bachmann...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (sKqQm)

178 Tucker and Candace have permanently burned their brands. Maybe Tucker can drift off being a kind of very nasty Art Bell, but I don't see it working. Candace is just milking the net for cash, she's now entered the Universally Despised category.

And the fun story out a couple days ago about Fuentes is that almost all of those online accounts that were supposedly following him and being influenced by him were actually sources from giant bot farms in India and Nigeria. LOL it was all a fake astroturf performance from the start, obviously intended to rip Trump's supporters to pieces.

They caught everyone by surprise, had a good couple of weeks, but it's all burning out now, and the three of them are finished. (except as small time grifters milking the darker corners of the web)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:04 PM (uWKK8)

179 163
Also in that DM piece, play the clip of Trump talking about Columbia, and it's El Presidente.

Asked about him Trump said "He's been very hostile to the United States. I haven't given him a lot of thought. He's .... he's gonna have himself some big problems if he doesn't wise up."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)
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Is this the answer to Kindletot's question; Why are they blowing up boats in the Caribbean but shooting out the engines and boarding in the Pacific?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:04 PM (Hm8Vv)

180 The Dems run in almost every race, everywhere because there is always a chance.

And really, Temu Kamala will get rich even if she loses so why not?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 07:04 PM (sKqQm)

181 Medved would say things like that all the time without telling his listeners that percentage is derived from counting the votes on final passage of bills that have already gone through the Swamp sausage grinder. So, 12 votes a year. Not a significant sample for anything ever.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Medved returned to his true home, Democrats. Almost like he never actually was of the Right. Lots of grifters on the Right as 'influencers' and pundits that are actually Dems trying to make a buck and put a stick in the spokes of the GOP tricycle.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 07:05 PM (WDjG6)

182 It’s early but I think there are warning signs for Republicans. You can only write off so many of these races and start to wonder where the hell the GOP is and who is running things. You can wake up in August and make a push. I thought the “ new” GOP learned that in the last election. Now everyone is sitting on their thumbs with their minds in northern Idaho. Miami should be a real wake up call. They are targeting seats and getting people to the polls. I dont know what the hell the GOP is doing but we are now hearing the same recycled excuses.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:06 PM (EWq0C)

183 Have they published the Xerox ass copy yet? Because its probably a HIPAA violation.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (YlWIZ)

184 >>Democrats aren’t going to win a statewide race in Texas. I don’t give a shit if they dig up Lloyd Benson, pump him full of viagra, and have him do the Mexican Hat Dance with a mariachi band playing El Son de la Negra. It’s not going to happen.

We love to flog ourselves for stupid political moves and we deserve some of it but who would be stupid enough to give Crockett a frigging nickel to run for Senate from Texas?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (viF8m)

185 I don't laugh because they could actually win.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (YwEeS)
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This, a thousand times this. Remember what a crappy candidate Obama was? And look who Virginia just elected attorney general.

And then there was Marion Barry.

I never rule any Democrat out no matter how crazy they are.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (79pEw)

Illinois was coming off the lows of the Dem party screwing up statewide to becoming the dominant party, and the incumbent GOPers were being scooped out and replaced one by one. Anyone they put up was gonna win, remember Carol Mosely Braun?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (8avO+)

186 It doesn't matter and Crockett knows it. Unlike Canela she has a brain. The real race is which Republican will win their primary.

Crockett is doing this for name recognition establishing her new thoughtful persona in pursuit of a different and achievable goal.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:00 PM (Hm8Vv)

The achievable goal being the never- ending democrat grift.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (GOOc7)

187 We love to flog ourselves for stupid political moves and we deserve some of it but who would be stupid enough to give Crockett a frigging nickel to run for Senate from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (viF8m)

They gave Beto money how many times?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:08 PM (8avO+)

188
In other words they are letting the extreme freaks run and get curb stomped to get them out of the way for 2028.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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Sounds good, except, where are the normal one's hiding?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:08 PM (Hm8Vv)

189
Remember Georgia.

Can a conservative win state-wide in Georgia? Don't say "but Trump won in '24."

Kemp won, when, in '22, the Republicans' year?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (H1HTt)

190 We love to flog ourselves for stupid political moves and we deserve some of it but who would be stupid enough to give Crockett a frigging nickel to run for Senate from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (viF8m)

After the big $$$ dems were burned by Kamalall, I think that anyone like Crocket (or equally low-IQ) will be a very tough sell

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (GOOc7)

191 Marion Barry was elected to another term as DC mayor AFTER SERVING SIX MONTHS IN PRISON FOR COCAINE POSSESSION.

So, theoretically, anyone can win, anywhere, anytime.

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (ZxPkt)

192 And the fun story out a couple days ago about Fuentes is that almost all of those online accounts that were supposedly following him and being influenced by him were actually sources from giant bot farms in India and Nigeria. LOL it was all a fake astroturf performance from the start, obviously intended to rip Trump's supporters to pieces.

They caught everyone by surprise, had a good couple of weeks, but it's all burning out now, and the three of them are finished. (except as small time grifters milking the darker corners of the web)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I think that it true for a lot of the You Tubers and also in blog comment sections like in Instapundit.

Fake pieces of paid shit from other countries and bots. Also true for a lot of the left's celebutards and candidates.

DataRepublican mentioned the report but Musk put the cats among the pigeons when he turned on country temporarily (or permanent--I hear it both ways but not on X).

I think Reddit is a place where real people are scarce except in extreme niche topics and it is dominated by bots, party activists, and foreign paid idiots posting.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (WDjG6)

193 The House of Representatives on Wednesday voted to advance a bill to repeal President Trump’s executive order on federal union workers.

Here's the 13 turncoat Republicans who voted with the Democrats and against Trump's executive order:

Jeff Van Drew, R-N.J., Nicole Malliotakis, R-N.Y., Nick LaLota, R-N.Y., Brian Fitzpatrick, R-Pa., Rob Bresnahan, R-Pa., Don Bacon, R-Neb., Mike Lawler, R-N.Y., Tom Kean, R-N.J., Ryan Mackenzie, R-Pa., Zach Nunn, R-Iowa, Chris Smith, R-N.J., Pete Stauber, R-Minn., and Mike Turner, R-Ohio.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

194
No cut. Straight pull. Oh well. The Big Dummy looked nice and was in there. That's what we care most about.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (tgvbd)

195 >> In other words they are letting the extreme freaks run and get curb stomped to get them out of the way for 2028.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)

They also know the prize is the House. Allred is going to chase that seat while the GOP is busy with Crockett who has zero chance of winning. I mean none. Anyone who even suggests she could win, or spends resources on that race, should be dragged by a horse around the floor of NRG Stadium u til they don’t have flesh in a PPV special.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (EWq0C)

196 The US has seized numerous vessels at sea. Like... forever.

Didn't they snatch a Woods Hole Oceanographic ship after finding ONE Marijuana seed?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats


If that's all it takes, they should own Carnival's entire fleet.

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 07:10 PM (nhCoE)

197 We love to flog ourselves for stupid political moves and we deserve some of it but who would be stupid enough to give Crockett a frigging nickel to run for Senate from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (viF8m)

They gave Beto money how many times?

Posted by: Oldcat

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This. Beto was never going to win crap doodly here in TX. But the smooth brained folk from the blue states love to give $$$$$.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:10 PM (6p0Jv)

198 What I think is happening is the democrats are letting their freak fly by letting the fringe candidates duke it out in Texas so they can say "I told you so" in 2028 and run a moderate candidate like shapiro or newsome.

In other words they are letting the extreme freaks run and get curb stomped to get them out of the way for 2028.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)

Nationally that might be; but in Texas it's even worse than that. For all practical purposes, there *is* *no* organized Democrat Party in Texas anymore. All the money comes from out of state, which is why it is so easy for any loud mouthed idealogue, or a freak with an online following, to vault to the top of the Dem Charts with very little effort. The Texas Dem Party is completely broke; one of the biggest reasons Beto was popular was that he financed all his campaigns with his own donors, the party had very little to do with it.

Not to mention that with no dems having won any statewide races in 30 years or so, they don't have any candidates with any experience doing anything except for a few congressmen from deep blue districts. (Like Beto and Jasmine and Talarico)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (uWKK8)

199 Marxist rag the New Republic reports on Republicans high-fiving each other for manipulating low-IQ narcissist into running for Senate.

Since when have low-IQ narcissists had to be manipulated into running for Senate? Isn't that their natural habitat?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (a+4eV)

200 It's easy being a democrat candidate. The people who vote for them are even dumber then the candidate themselves.

Anyone who does or has voted for a democrat is a dumbass and they have much to apologize for but they won't. Shame, shame, shame.

Posted by: Zombie Woodrow Wilson, closeted homosexual at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

201 >>They gave Beto money how many times?

And every time, he got schlonged.

Crockett is an even worse candidate than Beto by a long measure. In what universe is she going to be a US Senator from Texas?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (viF8m)

202 Let's not forget that St. Hillary! and her campaign worked hard to make OrangeHitler her opponent, because she thought that he would be easy to beat.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (BXUnK)

203
Apparently, this just the beginning of the oil tanker seizures. This is indeed cutting off Maduro's cash line. Do business with him, get your ships seized, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:12 PM (w6EFb)

204 Crockett is Robert O' Rourke in a skirt. They are both as phony as a 3 dollar bill but can convince dems to give them a fuckton of money.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (sDNVV)

205 >> Crockett is an even worse candidate than Beto by a long measure. In what universe is she going to be a US Senator from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (viF8m)

Precisely. And you’d think people would then ask themselves- what’s going on here? What’s the real objective? But, nah, you know the GOP is probably in Aruba doing planning sessions or something. It hey, Lara Trump got her gif at Fox so it’s all good.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (EWq0C)

206 The House of Representatives on Wednesday voted to advance a bill to repeal President Trump’s executive order on federal union workers.

Here's the 13 turncoat Republicans who voted with the Democrats and against Trump's executive order:

Jeff Van Drew, R-N.J., Nicole Malliotakis, R-N.Y., Nick LaLota, R-N.Y., Brian Fitzpatrick, R-Pa., Rob Bresnahan, R-Pa., Don Bacon, R-Neb., Mike Lawler, R-N.Y., Tom Kean, R-N.J., Ryan Mackenzie, R-Pa., Zach Nunn, R-Iowa, Chris Smith, R-N.J., Pete Stauber, R-Minn., and Mike Turner, R-Ohio.
Posted by: Crusader


So, if it passes the House, and then the Senate, presumably Trump vetoes it, and they don't have the votes to override that. So who are they virtue-signalling to?

Or is there some parliamentary wingnuttery that means Trump doesn't get a vote on bills related to his own executive orders?

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (nhCoE)

207
Oil is 95% of Maduro's exports, and 60% of this revenue, I was just reading. So, cut that off, and you squeeze him pretty good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (w6EFb)

208 I'm beginning to believe that the democrats are not sending their best people into the political ring.



Be best, people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:14 PM (6Bc88)

209 Let's not forget that St. Hillary! and her campaign worked hard to make OrangeHitler her opponent, because she thought that he would be easy to beat.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (BXUnK)

HAHA! Hillary will never be President!

Posted by: Bad Orange Man at December 10, 2025 07:14 PM (6p0Jv)

210 Crockett is an even worse candidate than Beto by a long measure. In what universe is she going to be a US Senator from Texas?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM


I suspect it is a universe where Spock sports a goatee.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 07:14 PM (0N4FZ)

211 In Texas, if a senator resigns, the governor can appoint a temporary replacement.
Abbot needs Trump.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:49 PM (gbOdA)

Abbott, unlike Cornyn, actually likes Pres. Trump.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 07:15 PM (GOOc7)

212 So, if it passes the House, and then the Senate, presumably Trump vetoes it, and they don't have the votes to override that. So who are they virtue-signalling to?

Or is there some parliamentary wingnuttery that means Trump doesn't get a vote on bills related to his own executive orders?
Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (nhCoE)

Not sure what 'advance' means here, its possible its just through one step and it can quietly die and not come to a vote, while the turncoats have done their duty for the union interests.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:15 PM (8avO+)

213 They also know the prize is the House. Allred is going to chase that seat while the GOP is busy with Crockett who has zero chance of winning. I mean none. Anyone who even suggests she could win, or spends resources on that race, should be dragged by a horse around the floor of NRG Stadium u til they don’t have flesh in a PPV special.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (EWq0C)

The fun thing about Allred is that the District he's going to run in (his home district), but he's going to have to run against an incumbent Julie Johnson (D). They used to be friends, I'll bet not now.
If you look up District 33 you'll see it's currently represented by Marc Vesey (R), but he's going to run for reelection in Fort Worth, since the redistricting bill has shifted all the lines around for everyone.
Jasmine's old district really isn't going to exist anymore, it got chopped up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (uWKK8)

214 If that's all it takes, they should own Carnival's entire fleet.
Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 07:10 PM (nhCoE)

I want another drink!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Virgil, Fat, Drunk And Stupid at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (R/m4+)

215 I'm beginning to believe that the democrats are not sending their best people into the political ring.



Be best, people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:14 PM (6Bc8

on the other hand, they *might* be

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (8avO+)

216 I came here all ready to be angry and upset about politics, but then I realized I have Frank Sinatra's early Christmas Album on, twinkly little star lights in my house, two very happy warm dogs next to me, and I really don't give a fuck about anything else.

DH had to go into Anchorage, so I wrapped all his presents, too.

Most happy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (6Bc88)

217 She said there aren't a lot of laxatives in Texas?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2025 07:17 PM (YlWIZ)

218 on the other hand, they *might* be
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (8avO+)

An excellent point.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:17 PM (6Bc88)

219 Kramola/Newscome 2028 !!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

220 I love wrapping presents. All those straight lines and sharp corners. Even edges. Mmm all warm inside.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 07:18 PM (A0sqA)

221 Yeah, Cornyn votes with Trump 99% of the time. You know, like when they’re naming post offices and stuff. But when he can get together with those two ass cheeks, Murkowski and Collins, or that limp dick gimp, Cassidy, he’s right there taking away peoples 2A rights and dribbling for the camera.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:18 PM (EWq0C)

222 216 I came here all ready to be angry and upset about politics, but then I realized I have Frank Sinatra's early Christmas Album on, twinkly little star lights in my house, two very happy warm dogs next to me, and I really don't give a fuck about anything else.

DH had to go into Anchorage, so I wrapped all his presents, too.

Most happy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (6Bc8

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Good for you! I have that old Sinatra Christmas album and you have inspired me. We can't let these bastards wear us out.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:19 PM (6p0Jv)

223 06 Could Jaz Croquette actually get elected to the Senate?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (8CIFn)

Nope. Because Hispanic voters hate the Nasty Black Ghetto Bitch type even more than anglo's do, they've got way too much experience with them in day to day life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (uWKK

And unlike the weak-willed, self-hating, guilty for nothing white colleges educated women, hispanic voters are not swayed by shouts of "racism" and "sexism".

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 07:19 PM (GOOc7)

224
LOL, in sports news UM has fired Sherrone Moore for doing a Midnight Mel.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (Y8DZL)

225 whoa whoa whoa

since when do we steal oil tankers

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

226 Texas Dems have been running idiots for high office for a long time, it's nothing new. Y'all missed the Governor's race about 3 elections ago where Abbot's opponent was a fugly lesbian Sherrif from Dallas who looked down at the floor and mumbled every time she was put in front of a microphone.

Honestly Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite made better speeches than she did. I don't even remember her name; nobody else does either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (uWKK8)

227 ‘Jingle Bells’ is racist, claims video shared by Joy Reid — sparking Christmas culture war

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)

228 203
Apparently, this just the beginning of the oil tanker seizures. This is indeed cutting off Maduro's cash line. Do business with him, get your ships seized, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:12 PM (w6EFb)
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Trump is being nice to Putin. (bigger fish to fry)
Ukrainiums are targeting Putin's tankers with submersible drone bombs targeted at the propulsion system. Three ships so far.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:22 PM (Hm8Vv)

229 and Michigan has fired the head football coach for unwise carnal knowledge of a staff member

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:23 PM (ZxPkt)

230 whoa whoa whoa

since when do we steal oil tankers
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

Think of it as a long term lease.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:23 PM (8avO+)

231 225 whoa whoa whoa

since when do we steal oil tankers
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

Elvis steals oil tankers.
Because Elvis wants Boats.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:23 PM (uWKK8)

232 Crockett is an even worse candidate than Beto by a long measure. In what universe is she going to be a US Senator from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Fantasy Island. I can hear Tattoo calling her plane down for Mr. Rourke.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 07:23 PM (WDjG6)

233 Trump is being nice to Putin. (bigger fish to fry)
Ukrainiums are targeting Putin's tankers with submersible drone bombs targeted at the propulsion system. Three ships so far.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:22 PM (Hm8Vv)

Gotta be the English fighting the Crimean war again.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:24 PM (8avO+)

234 She's not running to win. She's running to $$$

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 07:24 PM (9ipOP)

235 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

236 >>>hispanic voters are not swayed by shouts of "racism" and "sexism".
Posted by: LASue
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Pinche gringos.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (Hm8Vv)

237 > Apparently, this just the beginning of the oil tanker seizures. This is indeed cutting off Maduro's cash line. Do business with him, get your ships seized, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:12 PM (w6EFb)
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Might depend on who actually owns the tankers.

China, Russia and Iran (among other not friendly countries) are all prime movers. Might get... messy.

Or not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (NwnyJ)

238 Apparently, this just the beginning of the oil tanker seizures. This is indeed cutting off Maduro's cash line. Do business with him, get your ships seized, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:12 PM (w6EFb)
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Might depend on who actually owns the tankers.

China, Russia and Iran (among other not friendly countries) are all prime movers. Might get... messy.

Or not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (NwnyJ)

If there is any trouble they can just offload the cargo and send them on their way.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)

239 Honestly Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite made better speeches than she did. I don't even remember her name; nobody else does either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (uWKK

The last democrat governor candidate I remember is Abortion Barbie. Wendy Davis and her stupid shoes. I don't even pay attention to their candidates anymore.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:27 PM (6p0Jv)

240 Footage of us seizing the tanker:
https://is.gd/W1CzF5

Trump said this was the biggest seizure in history. Only the biggest, classiest seizures.

Apparently, this was carrying "sanctioned oil", so pounce and seize away.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (w6EFb)
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The tanker was heading towards Cuba. Cuba's energy infrastructure is a joke. Large swaths of the country suffer from blackouts. Power outages sometimes last for days. Cuba had no response for today's seizure. I hope the commies in Cuba paid for that oil in advance.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 07:27 PM (rj6Yv)

241 I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

--Wesley Hunt

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (IuIym)

242 Crockett is Robert O' Rourke in a skirt.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (sDNVV)

She's a furry, too?!

Posted by: GWB at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (j11BI)

243 PDT calls in some markers and gets donations to convert the seized tanker into the USS Sequoia II. A yuge, luxurious yacht with putting greens and gold trim. Lots of gold trim. And a Melania figurehead.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2025 07:51 PM (gm9Sb)

244 As Glenn Reynolds always says, don't get cocky.

We thought Jay Jones was through in the so-called conservative state of VA too, didn't we?

I don't think TX is that far gone yet, but it's way too early to gloat.

Posted by: clams on the half shell and roller skates, roller skates at December 10, 2025 08:02 PM (kvDvI)

245 Another potential presidential *losing* run is how she keeps Dougie in the marital fold for another 2 years.
Posted by: LASue

This causes Bif to query whether or not his house by name is Colonel Ingus.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (G6LBI)

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I doubt Dougie has seen her marital fold in many a year.

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 10, 2025 08:26 PM (1Au9i)

246 Make me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 08:38 PM (rQwsY)

247 29
I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.
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Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 08:41 PM (rQwsY)

248 Cracker barrel stock has lost 50% of its value in the last year 90% in the last 5 years

SOROS WINS AGAIN

90,% of Cracker barrel' political contributions went to GOP candidates historically

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 10, 2025 08:56 PM (TxTRY)

249 248: go home, you’re drunk

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:09 AM (NxtE8)

251 Speaking of female VPs (wanna bees), has Geraldine Ferraro entered the chat yet?

Posted by: _Jim at December 11, 2025 03:37 AM (O+HxP)

252 re: 182 "Miami should be a real wake up call."

36,000 voters?

Where were all the ex-Cuban voters?

Posted by: _Jim at December 11, 2025 03:54 AM (O+HxP)

253 Quote: Voter turnout for the recent Miami elections was reported at 20.83% with a total of 36,603 ballots cast in the runoff election held on December 9, 2025. This election saw Eileen Higgins elected as the first female mayor of Miami.

Posted by: _Jim at December 11, 2025 04:00 AM (O+HxP)

254 re: 182 "Miami should be a real wake up call."

Miami - a democrat majority city ... right. Politico story has more on this - "Miami elects first woman mayor, marking first win by Democrat in 28 years"

She appears to also have put in a lot of effort ...

Posted by: _Jim at December 11, 2025 04:05 AM (O+HxP)

255 re: 71 "Soothsayer has it right."

And the same 'Soothsayer' had NO IDEA Patton was used as a decoy before the invasion at Normandy ... SO MUCH FOR KNOWING HISTORY, a HISTORICAL FACT as a matter of fact ...

Posted by: _Jim at December 11, 2025 04:16 AM (O+HxP)

256 haha retard.

Posted by: cmeat at December 11, 2025 09:17 AM (R11M+)

Fed Cuts Prime Rate 0.25%; Trump Pivots to "Make America Affordable Again"

A big reason for the loss of support from independents is the persistent Biden inflation and not-yet-hot economy.


The Fed is resisting actually boosting the economy, making the smallest possible reductions in the prime lending rate incrementally to have the smallest possible positive impact on the economy.

Remember, Powell cut interest rates shortly before the 2024 election despite still out-of-control inflation.

The Federal Reserve on Wednesday announced its third interest rate cut of the year as policymakers moved forward with the cut to support the labor market despite elevated inflation.

Fed policymakers voted to lower the benchmark federal funds rate by 25 basis points to a new range of 3.5% to 3.75%. The move follows rate cuts of that size in September and October, which were the first of the year.

Policymakers have been tracking economic data showing a slowdown in the labor market in recent months as companies adjust to shifts in trade and immigration policy. Meanwhile, inflation has trended higher as tariff-related price hikes filter through the economy.

Those dynamics have put the Fed in a difficult spot as it looks to fulfill its dual mandate goals of stable prices in line with the 2% long-run target for inflation as well as promoting maximum employment.

Trump has sensed the dissatisfaction and the complaint that he's too focused on foreign policy. He's now on tour pushing his Make America Affordable Again agenda.

President Trump began his affordability tour in northeastern Pennsylvania on Tuesday, telling supporters he's focused on one thing -- driving prices down nationwide. Steering clear of insider chatter about political fallout or what the pundits say Republicans "should" be worried about, Trump framed the stop as the opening salvo of a national push to restore economic sanity.

"I have no higher priority than making America affordable again," he told supporters, hammering Democrats for driving prices higher and insisting his policies are already reversing the trend. "They caused the high prices, and we're bringing them down. It's a simple message."

...

On energy, Trump pointed to what he called "the greatest amount of drilling" and fuel production the country has seen in years -- a supply boost he credits for driving oil prices down. "When energy comes down, your other prices come down," he said, arguing that lower fuel and shipping costs ripple across grocery aisles, construction, and manufacturing.

Trump also previewed what he cast as immediate relief coming on January 1, when key provisions from his Big Beautiful Bill take effect. "We're putting thousands of dollars in the pockets of hard-working Pennsylvanians," he said. "No tax on tips, no tax on overtime, no tax on Social Security for our great seniors."

He blasted the "four years of disaster" under the Biden administration, reminding the crowd that inflation hit 9.1% on Biden's watch and insisting that Democrats have no credibility lecturing anyone about affordability. "When Biden and congressional Democrats had power, they blew up our economy, sent prices soaring," he said. "Now they want to take us right back to Bidenomics."

He also got the UK to drop artificial drug price controls, which will allow him in turn to reduce tariffs on imported British drugs, thus reducing some drug prices in America.


Under the terms of the deal, the U.K. will relax its artificial drug price controls, and in return the U.S. will refrain from imposing tariffs on British medicines, pharmaceutical ingredients and medical devices. That constitutes a win/win for both nations.

For decades, America has led the world in drug innovation, accounting for approximately two-thirds of all new medicines introduced to the world annually. That's the direct result of our greater emphasis on free markets and protection of intellectual property (IP) -- patents, copyrights, trademarks and trade secrets -- compared to the rest of the world.

Unfortunately, over time that has cultivated a "free rider" problem vis-a-vis the rest of the world.

...

Simply put, for too long Americans have disproportionately subsidized the world's drug innovation pipeline.


The rule is that the public forms its final opinions about the economy six months before an election. Trump doesn't have much time to change the public's mind about the economy in time for November 2026.

Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM




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1 Should have been bigger.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (ExV1e)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 05:10 PM (ExV1e)

3 The economy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:11 PM (ufetp)

4
I recall 1981 being mostly shitty, worse than 1980, really.

But 1982?
1982 was RED fucking HOT.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:11 PM (H1HTt)

5 Remember, Powell cut interest rates shortly before the 2024 election despite still out-of-control employment.

I believe you mean inflation, not employment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 05:11 PM (ExV1e)

6 ChickenShit Powell is doing all he can to stymie Trump's economic plan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:12 PM (Hm8Vv)

7 The Ragheads in Iran have plenty of water. Let them drink Heavy water (Deuterium Oxide, H2O, D2O)

Deuterium is a heavy hydrogen isotope. Heavy water contains deuterium atoms and is used in nuclear reactors. Semi heavy water (HDO) is more common than pure heavy water, while heavy-oxygen water is denser but lacks unique properties. Tritiated water is radioactive due to tritium content.

Posted by: Jackson at December 10, 2025 05:12 PM (J9q9v)

8 The fed guy is a dipshit.

Posted by: Voters at December 10, 2025 05:13 PM (AoMt0)

9 The fed guy is a dipshit.
Posted by: Voters at December 10, 2025 05:13 PM (AoMt0)


Voters only know what they're told on tiktok.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 05:13 PM (ExV1e)

10 The problem with inflation is that it's sticky and you can only ever really deal with it on the supply side, ie, in order to make beef prices go down, you need a surplus of cows, and even then you can only drive down prices so much before it's untenable for the supplier.

Moral of the story, if the government would stop flooding the world with trillions of dollars it would be great.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2025 05:14 PM (XV/Pl)

11 The fed guy is a dipshit.
Posted by: Voters at December 10, 2025 05:13 PM (AoMt0)

Voters only know what they're told on tiktok.
==
We know a dipshit when we see one.

Posted by: Voters at December 10, 2025 05:15 PM (AoMt0)

12 Wasn't Powell supposed to be retired by now?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 05:15 PM (a+4eV)

13 Trump Pivots to "Make America Affordable Again"

==

good; now cut beef prices in half , and get rid of Powell and you are Golden!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 05:15 PM (g47mK)

14
In fact, 1981 began with a shitty economy getting worse, and then Reagan got shot by a Democrat*. Not a good start for President Reagan.

*We were Gaslit into believing john hinkley tried to assassinate Reagan for jodi fucking foster. Bullfuckingshit. Oh, he's just insane, they said. FUCK YOU.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:15 PM (H1HTt)

15 We are still living the last Reminants of the Shitty Biden Economy.

It took Reagan about 18 months to reverse Jimmy Carter's Charlie Fox of an Economy.

Of course, the Fake News will blame everything on Trump.

Posted by: Jackson at December 10, 2025 05:16 PM (J9q9v)

16 His OBBB, I think, *reduces* taxes on SS. It doesn't remove them entirely. Still, an extra $6K tax exemption is nothing to ignore.

I hope the tax rates themselves come down a bit, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:16 PM (wzUl9)

17 New college grads still can't afford two million dollar houses, y'all

Posted by: NCKate at December 10, 2025 05:16 PM (uQzkA)

18 Jay Powell is a clown.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 05:16 PM (Oy/m2)

19 Moral of the story, if the government would stop flooding the world with trillions of dollars it would be great.
==
Wait. What happens to the free shit???

Posted by: Voters at December 10, 2025 05:16 PM (AoMt0)

20 Caspian Sea has a lot of water. The ‘tards in power should have made provisions for, you know, the weather- instead of playing at badass.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:16 PM (pDt9x)

21 Drip by drip my SBA backed loan is getting better…would love to just pay it off but I don’t really know anyone who would bail me out of jail if I robbed a bank.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 05:17 PM (OoFl2)

22 So in today's NRO Morning Jolt by Jim Geraghty, he said Trump's affordability message (in last night's PA speech) was: buy less dolls. Kids don't need so many dolls. These NRO guys seem to nitpick everything Trump says.

Posted by: beckster at December 10, 2025 05:17 PM (I7J98)

23 Brackish.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:17 PM (ufetp)

24 They should have bumped the prime rate down by .50%. The fed is still using the *we are waiting* for the tariff damage to settle out and they are basically fvcking the economy on purpose because if we were going to see any significant tariff effect on the economy we would have seen it by now.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 05:18 PM (0N4FZ)

25 @22

>>These NRO guys seem to nitpick everything Trump says.

C***s, the word you are looking for is c***s.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2025 05:18 PM (XV/Pl)

26 Unfortunately, over time that has cultivated a "free rider" problem vis-a-vis the rest of the world."

You mean about defense, right?

/$38T debt

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:18 PM (qRoBZ)

27 The Biden Admin used the autopen to appoint Powell. He won't be chairman of the Fed much longer.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:18 PM (W7XSX)

28 Where's the beef?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:19 PM (ufetp)

29 I have a book club meeting to go to tonight at a local library. Tonight's theme is "Award Winners." Naturally most of the people there will talk about books from the last ten years or so, and awards I've never heard of.

My choice is Ringworld by Larry Niven, from 1970. Hugo, Nebula, and Locus awards in the same year. I'm the one who talks about books published before some of these people were even *born.*

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:19 PM (wzUl9)

30 I am glad to see Trump starting to make some considerable noise about the economy, and the positive effects of his policies on same. I'm as delighted as anyone else to note his foreign policy successes and his war on Venezuelan narcotraficantes, but, alas, voters ultimately want to be able to see and feel the benefits of an improving economy. He'll have his hands full just dealing with Democrat and media psy-ops attempting to convince Americans that the next Great Depression is just around the corner.

Posted by: Paco at December 10, 2025 05:19 PM (2L+MU)

31 A big reason for the loss of support from independents is the persistent Biden inflation
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Which will likely increase due to the reduced interest rate, because more lending means more money sloshing around chasing the currently available goods.

Maybe bringing gas, and therefore transportation, costs will be enough to hide that.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:20 PM (vSvIl)

32 Meanwhile, inflation has trended higher as tariff-related price hikes filter through the economy

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Oh boy it went up 0.1% after Trump cut to a third of Biden inflation.

Economics is much better than sociology.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2025 05:20 PM (oYdJH)

33 So in today's NRO Morning Jolt by Jim Geraghty, he said Trump's affordability message (in last night's PA speech) was: buy less dolls. Kids don't need so many dolls. These NRO guys seem to nitpick everything Trump says
===
🛳🚢 he is trying to earn a birth on the upper deck on the next cruise.

Posted by: Earned at December 10, 2025 05:20 PM (AoMt0)

34
Here's a crazy idea!

The Republicans in control of Congress pass some fucking Bills.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:20 PM (H1HTt)

35 7 The Ragheads in Iran have plenty of water. Let them drink Heavy water (Deuterium Oxide, H2O, D2O)

Deuterium is a heavy hydrogen isotope. Heavy water contains deuterium atoms and is used in nuclear reactors. Semi heavy water (HDO) is more common than pure heavy water, while heavy-oxygen water is denser but lacks unique properties. Tritiated water is radioactive due to tritium content.
Posted by: Jackson at December 10, 2025


***
Not really seeing the problem here . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:20 PM (wzUl9)

36 As always, we have a problem with inflation. The overwhelming majority just don't understand that stopping inflation doesn't mean prices go down. They just stabilize. There may be some drop because of non-inflation related forces, like stopping anti-oil policies.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 05:20 PM (s0JqF)

37 >>>It took Reagan about 18 months to reverse Jimmy Carter's Charlie Fox of an Economy.

Of course, the Fake News will blame everything on Trump.
Posted by: Jackson
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That's when it began to take off for the average Joe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:21 PM (Hm8Vv)

38 voters ultimately want to be able to see and feel the benefits of an improving economy"

Well, it's working. Especially fuels....

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:21 PM (qRoBZ)

39
Jay Powell is an unscrupulous Bond villain of a fed chair. Asshole propped Biden's saggy balls up to take a crap for 4 years and does nothing but hamstring Trump at every turn.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 05:21 PM (IifOV)

40 Would've helped more at the 2.5 - 2.75 range.

Trump is still going to replace Powell next year.
We'll probably be seeing another rate cut shortly afterwards.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

41 Good for the economy temporarily but bad for my CDs. I remember relatively not long ago I was making 8 or 9 % 0n my CDs and 5-6% on my regular savings account.

American savings are in the shitter because you hardly make any interest and then they tax you on the little interest you do get.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:22 PM (KDPiq)

42 How do Tariffs affect the amount of money in circulation?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 05:22 PM (TR2dy)

43 In my area, regular gas is still ~ $4.80/gal. thanks to one-party state policies that are anti-carbon grifts, plus one of the highest state fuel tax rates in the nation. Fed policy won't have much impact here, I fear.

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2025 05:22 PM (k3OpT)

44 He's now on tour pushing his Make America Affordable Again agenda.

How is that pronounced?

MAH-ah-ah
Mah-AH-ah
Mah-ah-AH

Or is it just one big shout of MAAAAAAH! like Will Ferrell in "Wedding Crashers" when he's shouting at his mom wondering where tf is the meatloaf?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 10, 2025 05:22 PM (P5BPp)

45 29 My choice is Ringworld by Larry Niven, from 1970. Hugo, Nebula, and Locus awards in the same year. I'm the one who talks about books published before some of these people were even *born.*

Award winners? How about something from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contests (sadly defunct, now)?

Posted by: Paco at December 10, 2025 05:22 PM (2L+MU)

46 You'd think someone smart with lots of money and maybe some social media chops could reach the poors and make them understand that their credit card interest is based upon the prime.

You'd think wrong.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 10, 2025 05:23 PM (/lPRQ)

47 powell’s term ends in may

Posted by: cherries in season at December 10, 2025 05:23 PM (0XI+v)

48 In fact, 1981 began with a shitty economy getting worse, and then Reagan got shot by a Democrat*. Not a good start for President Reagan.

*We were Gaslit into believing john hinkley tried to assassinate Reagan for jodi fucking foster. Bullfuckingshit. Oh, he's just insane, they said. FUCK YOU.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:15 PM (H1HTt)

Is there a "real reason" other than him being a Democrat?

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to fix what Lil Pooky broke at December 10, 2025 05:24 PM (Wt5PA)

49 and 5-6% on my regular savings account."

Wow. With 9% "inflation", that's....

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:24 PM (qRoBZ)

50 will likely increase due to the reduced interest rate, because more lending means more money sloshing around chasing the currently available goods.

Maybe bringing gas, and therefore transportation, costs will be enough to hide that.
==
Yeah its a multifactorial equation for sure. Oil is a big factor. Tarriffs are a factor but have other effects- Trade balance shifts, increased demand for domestic sources. Its a very interesting economic juggeling act.

Posted by: Voters at December 10, 2025 05:24 PM (AoMt0)

51 So does this mean certain things will go down to

$19.50 same as in town?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 05:24 PM (cYBz/)

52 The fed is doing exactly what it was designed to do: set up boom and bust cycles to transfer massive amounts of wealth from the middle class to the bankers. It is - after all the Federal Reserve BANK - who do you think their policies favor if not banks?

The dollar is on the ground bleeding out with the FED's knife in its back.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 10, 2025 05:24 PM (Da7Vv)

53 People need to stop referencing how long it took Reagan to move the economy. We had rotary phones, 3 TV channels, and oil embargo. 45 years ago. And 45 years before 1980, was 1935..just saying. stop looking that far back.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 05:25 PM (g47mK)

54 "Remember, Powell cut interest rates shortly before the 2024 election despite still out-of-control employment."

AND out of control inflation.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 05:25 PM (C3IAS)

55 >>>but, alas, voters ultimately want to be able to see and feel the benefits of an improving economy. ...
Posted by: Paco
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His bills don't kick in until Jan. 1,. It will take at least three months before its effects begin to reach us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:25 PM (Hm8Vv)

56 President Trump began his affordability tour in northeastern Pennsylvania on Tuesday, telling supporters he's focused on one thing -- driving prices down nationwide.

He has named his Achilles Heel... Hold your prices, Comrades!

Posted by: The Left Media-Corporate Alliance at December 10, 2025 05:25 PM (0ZmKh)

57
How is that pronounced?

MAH-ah-ah
Mah-AH-ah
Mah-ah-AH

============

Pretend it's MAFA?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2025 05:26 PM (1N/bM)

58 Powell was first appointed to the Fed Board by Barky. Trump unfortunately listened to the uniparty and made him chairman. Biden reappointed him
Firing him is a waste of political capital as his term is up 5/15/26

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 05:26 PM (D+mpw)

59 Good for the economy temporarily but bad for my CDs. I remember relatively not long ago I was making 8 or 9 % 0n my CDs and 5-6% on my regular savings account.

American savings are in the shitter because you hardly make any interest and then they tax you on the little interest you do get.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:22 PM (KDPiq)

The folks pushing for lower interest rates don't care that you behave responsibly and save for a rainy day. They want everyone incentivized into spending every penny they earn right now, and better yet, borrowing to get by (which seems easier when people hear 'lower rates').

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:26 PM (vSvIl)

60
Fake News cranked up their scare-mongering against Reagan in 1980 -- saying he'll ruin everything, kill us all, etc.

Of Course they were trying to get Reagan killed or scare him out of the race. That's how John Hinkley got all jazzed up -- by the Fake News.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:27 PM (H1HTt)

61 53 People need to stop referencing how long it took Reagan to move the economy. We had rotary phones, 3 TV channels, and oil embargo. 45 years ago. And 45 years before 1980, was 1935..just saying. stop looking that far back.
Posted by: runner
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So, forget history?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:27 PM (Hm8Vv)

62 Now that fuel prices have started to trend down for a lot of states, Trump should focus on bringing down electricity prices, insurance rates, and new home builds (hopefully far away from my county).

If we could get those three problems under control we'd be set for some decent growth.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

63 by the Fake News."

/courage!

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:28 PM (qRoBZ)

64 We be needs Presdent Oboner back to saves the US economies!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at December 10, 2025 05:28 PM (0IwHf)

65 because more lending means more money sloshing around chasing the currently available goods.

How is there "more" lending? They already lend out everything. If there's more demand for loans (real or as an excuse) they'll just raise their rates.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 05:28 PM (0ZmKh)

66
So in today's NRO Morning Jolt by Jim Geraghty, he said Trump's affordability message (in last night's PA speech) was: buy less dolls. Kids don't need so many dolls. These NRO guys seem to nitpick everything Trump says.
Posted by: beckster


Fewer dolls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 05:29 PM (pkeXY)

67 Americans have been brainwashed into thinking that policy changes, like this, will yield immediate results.

Like the next time they buy whatever.

But Democrat increases in the same vein are... "transitory." In that it will take some undetermined number of months/years to see some change that benefits them.

The sad part? A lot of the public are willing to wait for 10, 20 or 100 years.

As long as the Democrats are in charge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 05:29 PM (NwnyJ)

68 You'd think someone smart with lots of money and maybe some social media chops could reach the poors and make them understand that their credit card interest is based upon the prime.
--
"The poors" shouldn't be using credit cards at all, since the money they waste on interest means what little income they have doesn't go as far.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:29 PM (vSvIl)

69 This will now be the New Rule in perpetuity, that Republican Presidents must never stop campaigning, since if they lose the House they will get impeached on a purely partisan basis, facts be damned. But there is no point in devising a strategy around punishing the next Democrat President to teach them a lesson with tit-for-tat, because they will probably shred the Constitution for permanent single-party rule. Buy guns and ammo, and make friends with your neighbors.

Oh, I forgot to take my vitamin D. Sorry, Oregon winters are brutally dark, and so my mood is too.

Posted by: SciVo at December 10, 2025 05:29 PM (Sy6m/)

70 53 People need to stop referencing how long it took Reagan to move the economy. We had rotary phones, 3 TV channels, and oil embargo. 45 years ago. - runner

I agree. Even if true, it won't move the needle with respect to most people's perceptions of the current scene.

Posted by: Paco at December 10, 2025 05:29 PM (2L+MU)

71 and 5-6% on my regular savings account."

Wow. With 9% "inflation", that's....
Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:24 PM (qRoBZ)

Not at the time. But put more money in the economy and the more risk of inflation. It’s a delicate balancing act.

But printing more dollars and raising rates was insane.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:29 PM (KDPiq)

72 61 53 People need to stop referencing how long it took Reagan to move the economy. We had rotary phones, 3 TV channels, and oil embargo. 45 years ago. And 45 years before 1980, was 1935..just saying. stop looking that far back.
Posted by: runner
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So, forget history?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:27 PM (Hm8Vv)

People who do not remember history are Leftists.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:30 PM (pDt9x)

73 Ridiculously biased Fox Business summary. Fuck off.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 10, 2025 05:30 PM (yhEB+)

74 Trump should focus on bringing down electricity prices, insurance rates, and new home builds (hopefully far away from my county).

*looks at fifty million illegals*

How's he going to do all that?

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 05:30 PM (0ZmKh)

75 >>The folks pushing for lower interest rates don't care that you behave responsibly and save for a rainy day. They want everyone incentivized into spending every penny they earn right now, and better yet, borrowing to get by (which seems easier when people hear 'lower rates').

I don't think Bessent, Trump and the rest of his economic team pushing for lower rates want everyone to act irresponsibly. High interest rates aren't virtuous just because they are high. There's a balance. There can be both lower rates and responsible financial actions.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 05:30 PM (viF8m)

76 The ship of state is cumbersome and maneuvers slowly. Sometimes people become impatient. That’s a history thing.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:31 PM (pDt9x)

77 >>But printing more dollars and raising rates was insane.


Printing yes.


Raising Rates is actually the Pill we need. Bitter though it is.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 05:31 PM (TR2dy)

78 My choice is Ringworld by Larry Niven, from 1970. Hugo, Nebula, and Locus awards in the same year. I'm the one who talks about books published before some of these people were even *born.*

Award winners? How about something from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contests (sadly defunct, now)?
Posted by: Paco at December 10, 2025


***
Or some of Bulwer-Lytton's actual work?

I want these people to think I'm smart.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:31 PM (wzUl9)

79 Improving the economy right before a major holiday (Christmas) seems like a good idea. When it carries us forward into January, President Trump has yet ANOTHER feather in his cap to highlight during his SOTU speech next year.

Now I'm picturing President Trump showing up at the SOTU wearing an outrageously feathered cap like Bartholomew Cubbins.


Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 05:32 PM (ESVrU)

80 it won't move the needle with respect to most people's perceptions of the current scene."

Not the point. Some changes take time...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:32 PM (qRoBZ)

81 I'll bet you even Justices Kagan and Sotomayor go home and bang their heads against the wall after listening to Justice Jackson.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 10, 2025 05:32 PM (fGaR0)

82 Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 05:31 PM (TR2dy)

Insane to do it at the same time. It defeated the purpose of raising rates.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:33 PM (KDPiq)

83 I demand the government give me free everything so that I can continue sitting in front my computer and play mind altering games all day telling me why I hate America and Trump....

Posted by: Jackson at December 10, 2025 05:33 PM (J9q9v)

84 And 45 years before 1980, was 1935..just saying. stop looking that far back.

Your math checks out, but you didn't give a reason.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 05:33 PM (0ZmKh)

85 It's easy to destroy the economy. Not so easy to fix it

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 05:33 PM (Ia/+0)

86 President Trump showing up at the SOTU wearing an outrageously feathered"

Headband like Fauxcahantis?

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:33 PM (qRoBZ)

87 As I sit at my desktop, I have a big black cat purring and bumping his head against my face. Hinting that it's almost time for dinner, I'm sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:34 PM (wzUl9)

88 54 "Remember, Powell cut interest rates shortly before the 2024 election despite still out-of-control employment."

AND out of control inflation.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law
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That's more dollars chasing the same goods and services. However if you also have more goods and services those dollars are not competing with each other; therefore no inflation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:34 PM (Hm8Vv)

89 86 President Trump showing up at the SOTU wearing an outrageously feathered"

Headband like Fauxcahantis?
Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:33 PM (qRoBZ)

He called it Macaroni.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:34 PM (pDt9x)

90
1980

I mentioned yesterday that 1980 is my personal "benchmark" for the beginning of the "modern era."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:34 PM (H1HTt)

91 Trump needs to do whatever can be done to replenish cattle herds. Import some or a lot if that is what is needed.

Bring the price of beef down and everyone will notice.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:34 PM (W7XSX)

92 "Trump should focus on..."

Doing what I want him to do.
When I want him to do.
How I want him to do it.
Might as well add in...
Where I want him to do it, because everybody knows I am an expert at everything and drumpf is just a toopid doodyhead!

Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at December 10, 2025 05:35 PM (pcnhy)

93 91 Trump needs to do whatever can be done to replenish cattle herds. Import some or a lot if that is what is needed.

Bring the price of beef down and everyone will notice.
Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:34 PM (W7XSX)

Feed prices are an issue.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:35 PM (pDt9x)

94 The folks pushing for lower interest rates don't care that you behave responsibly and save for a rainy day. They want everyone incentivized into spending every penny they earn right now, and better yet, borrowing to get by (which seems easier when people hear 'lower rates').

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:26 PM


That's pretty much the chamber of commerce plan. Everyone spends their paychecks before they get them and max out those credit cards.


Actually saving money is for suckers because the average savings account doesn't even pay 2% unless you have big bucks to put in the account up front and meet all sorts of minimum deposit requirements.


As a plan goes it certainly does benefit the top 1% that came up with the plan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 05:35 PM (0N4FZ)

95 "Simply put, for too long Americans have disproportionately subsidized the world's drug innovation pipeline."

That is worth explaining - American companies develop the drug, for say $10 billion. They need to make $10 billion + back to make it worthwhile. They also only have 10-15 years of patent protection before the drug is available for generics, so they have to make that back quick.

They calculate out how many doses they are likely to sell, divided by $10 billion, and figure out what they can sell the drug per dose. Say it is $50.

Along comes Great Briton, with socialized medicine. They say, we won't pay $50 a dose, we'll pay $10. Also, if you don't give it to us for $10, we'll not uphold the patent, and give away the formula to anyone, and get it as a generic for $10 anyway. So, GB gets if for $10. The drug companies then raise the cost for Americans to $90/dose, to cover what GB didn't pay. And so on. It's WHY drugs cost less in other countries - they force Americans to pay the full freight for development. If every country paid a little more for new drugs, we would pay a LOT less.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 05:36 PM (C3IAS)

96 because more lending means more money sloshing around chasing the currently available goods.

How is there "more" lending? They already lend out everything. If there's more demand for loans (real or as an excuse) they'll just raise their rates.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 05:28 PM (0ZmKh)

What are you talking about? The only economic benefit of lower rates is that businesses are more willing to borrow (towards productive ventures), which eventually leads to more productivity. That means there is more lending going on.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:36 PM (vSvIl)

97
Well, then fix Feed prices.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:36 PM (H1HTt)

98 Only one thing comes from Texas now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:36 PM (ufetp)

99 Doesn't matter how much water the Iranians have. It would take a gigawatt of electrical power to desalinate and pump the water that Tehran needs never mind how it gets there.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 05:37 PM (EMg+d)

100 Government subsidised feed prices.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:37 PM (pDt9x)

101 Damn Trump, Eight months into his presidency and he hasn't fixed the economy. I'll never vote for him again.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 05:37 PM (sDNVV)

102 >>Improving the economy right before a major holiday (Christmas) seems like a good idea. When it carries us forward into January, President Trump has yet ANOTHER feather in his cap to highlight during his SOTU speech next year.

We just had the best Black Friday spending in history. Sometimes we are guilty of believing the bullshit the media puts out.

The reason we are in this mess is because Biden decided to crush the power production capability while simultaneously flooding the economy with billions for the idiotically named Inflation Reduction Act and other out of control spending on green energy and other doomed projects.

Trump's team has been working on this stuff. We didn't get falling gas prices by magic. But it takes time not just for policies to kick in but also for perceptions to kick in. We'll see where we are in a few months.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 05:37 PM (viF8m)

103 Bring the price of beef down and everyone will notice."

Yeah, because that's what everyone purchases most...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:37 PM (qRoBZ)

104 I traded interest rate futures.....rates should be .25 to .50 lower. Additionally, the fact the Fed is going to expand its balance sheet is a big deal for credit risk

Posted by: Jeff Carter (@pointsnfigures1) at December 10, 2025 05:37 PM (ZiwLX)

105 I am an Indian Princess from the Hekawis Tribe and demand respect !!!!!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 10, 2025 05:37 PM (J9q9v)

106 Just build a vast campsite in the Desssert.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:38 PM (ufetp)

107 >>>Raising Rates is actually the Pill we need. Bitter though it is.
Posted by: garrett
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Trump is the man with the plan. Go with the plan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:38 PM (Hm8Vv)

108 I have a book club meeting to go to tonight at a local library. Tonight's theme is "Award Winners." Naturally most of the people there will talk about books from the last ten years or so, and awards I've never heard of.

My choice is Ringworld by Larry Niven, from 1970. Hugo, Nebula, and Locus awards in the same year. I'm the one who talks about books published before some of these people were even *born.*
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:19 PM (wzUl9)

I liked that book, though later Niven undid the theme in the sequel. I didn't read any of the later books. Niven had a lot of novel ideas but tended to write himself into corners. His collaborations with Pournelle tended to be better.

Lois Bujold won a mess of Hugos in the late 80s/90s. She's a good author if you need more ideas.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 05:39 PM (8avO+)

109 101 Damn Trump, Eight months into his presidency and he hasn't fixed the economy. I'll never vote for him again.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 05:37 PM (sDNVV)

You mean he’s not the wish Fairy, or Santa Claus, or a lamp Genie?

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:39 PM (pDt9x)

110 Stop using corn for ethanol and use it for feed. I know there is a difference but subsidize feed corn instead of ethanol corn if we’re going to subsidize.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:39 PM (KDPiq)

111
Listen Up, Gang:

Remember, tomorrow is a big day for Teresa.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:39 PM (H1HTt)

112 In my experience LIVs want the prices of goods and services to go back to pre-Biden levels.

Trump has reduced inflation to its historical norm but to reduce prices would require significant deflation which I don't think he will do.

But he should be making the point that Biden gave trillions to immigrants and that's why many thing cost double what they did in 2019.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 05:39 PM (sKqQm)

113 Oh, and the other countries KNOW they are doing this. They know they are forcing the U.S. to pay for everything. It's just like Nato - the world is filled with freerides.

The drug thing is especially icky - they are playing with people's lives. Some Americans will DIE because the drug price was too high - nobody outside the U.S. gives a shit. They want the drug a buck cheaper than what we pay.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 05:39 PM (C3IAS)

114 >>Feed prices are an issue.

Having 4 meat processing companies dominating 80%+ of the meat industry is also a problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 05:39 PM (viF8m)

115 Raising Rates is actually the Pill we need. Bitter though it is.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 05:31 PM (TR2dy)

It might stabilize the dollar and provide savers with more interest but it would hammer the economy for a few years getting all of that back to balance.

Corporations were living off of basically free money since 2008.
Since 2021 they've seen that spigot completely cut off and then the layoffs & mergers started.

AI bubble is keeping the stock market indexes up, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

116 We just had the best Black Friday spending in history. "

I'd bet $1000 cash that most don't know that...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:40 PM (qRoBZ)

117 Half of those companies are Brazillian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:40 PM (ufetp)

118 Only one thing comes from Texas now.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:36 PM (ufetp)

I just bought a number of Nolan Ryan beef products.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:40 PM (KDPiq)

119
Why, Of Course.


Feed the Cattle BRAWNDO!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:40 PM (H1HTt)

120 I mentioned yesterday that 1980 is my personal "benchmark" for the beginning of the "modern era."

I recall 1980 well. I was busy framing houses in Houston in what was the hottest summer since 1936. 21 days of heat over 100 deg. By the end of 1982 Mexico took over the task of construction in Texas so I went to college.

Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 05:41 PM (8uzBS)

121 Forage Beets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:41 PM (ufetp)

122 If you look at all the projections the FED is planning on timing lowered rates to when they hand all of the country back to the leftists. The timing of the return intersects with 2028. They will get their buddies in the GAPe to sabotage the midterms, generally keep the brakes on, and then coast into a ‘28 win with everything in place. The left means to win.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 05:41 PM (3uBP9)

123 High interest rates aren't virtuous just because they are high. There's a balance. There can be both lower rates and responsible financial actions.
-
There can be snow and thunder, too.

What matters is the incentives you're creating.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:41 PM (vSvIl)

124 91 Trump needs to do whatever can be done to replenish cattle herds. Import some or a lot if that is what is needed.

Bring the price of beef down and everyone will notice.
Posted by: no one
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That bull is exhausted, his dick is dragging the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:42 PM (Hm8Vv)

125 It's WHY drugs cost less in other countries - they force Americans to pay the full freight for development. If every country paid a little more for new drugs, we would pay a LOT less.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 05:36 PM (C3IAS)

Blame Canada.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:42 PM (6ydKt)

126 >>I'd bet $1000 cash that most don't know that...


Exactly my point. Things aren't as gloomy as the left and their partners in the media would have everyone believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 05:42 PM (viF8m)

127 Should have been bigger.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (ExV1e)


You been talking to Mrs D?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 05:42 PM (2WIwB)

128 121 Forage Beets.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:41 PM (ufetp)

Purple ribeyes.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:42 PM (pDt9x)

129
Yeah, I meant, like, square headlights and stuff.

1980.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:42 PM (H1HTt)

130 112 In my experience LIVs want the prices of goods and services to go back to pre-Biden levels. Trump has reduced inflation to its historical norm but to reduce prices would require significant deflation which I don't think he will do.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 05:39 PM (sKqQm)

YES. people don't get that - deflation is MUCH more dangerous than inflation. The only solution to Biden's inflation is increasing wages over the rate of inflation.

That said, some prices have come down this year, some quite significantly. I have been modestly surprised this Christmas by some of the things that have gotten cheaper than there have been recently.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 05:43 PM (C3IAS)

131 How is that pronounced?

MAH-ah-ah
Mah-AH-ah
Mah-ah-AH


I like the first one. With just a little inflection on the first syllable, it could be a cartoon villain laugh.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 05:43 PM (3nLb4)

132 I don't think Bessent, Trump and the rest of his economic team pushing for lower rates want everyone to act irresponsibly. High interest rates aren't virtuous just because they are high. There's a balance. There can be both lower rates and responsible financial actions.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 05:30 PM (viF8m)
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Correct. Interest rates pale in terms of increasing the money supply next to massive deficit spending.

It is possible to lower interest rates without inflation if one cuts government spending and balances the budget.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 05:43 PM (ZOv7s)

133
If only Republicans controlled Congress...

why, they could pass bills to improve the economy for Americans...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:44 PM (H1HTt)

134 If you look at all the projections the FED is planning on timing lowered rates to when they hand all of the country back to the leftists. The timing of the return intersects with 2028. They will get their buddies in the GAPe to sabotage the midterms, generally keep the brakes on, and then coast into a ‘28 win with everything in place. The left means to win.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 05:41 PM (3uBP9)

Not sure how burning down your home base city and cutting off your genitals goes into the master plan, but you do you.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 05:44 PM (8avO+)

135 Higher rates, I thought, helped soak up the excess liquidity from the Biden money printing press. Lowering rates could lead to inflation.

Anyway, there it is. Let the economists smack this post around like a piñata.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 05:44 PM (Dv3i1)

136 Forage Beets will support 7.5 cows per acre.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:44 PM (ufetp)

137 "Managing" feed stores is a weapon.

We've been under attack for decades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 05:44 PM (NwnyJ)

138 Feed the cattle surplus Circus Peanuts. They're nearly unfit for humans,but cattle would gobble them up.

Posted by: National Cattlemens Beef Association at December 10, 2025 05:45 PM (oftw2)

139 I recall 1980 well. I was busy framing houses in Houston in what was the hottest summer since 1936. 21 days of heat over 100 deg. By the end of 1982 Mexico took over the task of construction in Texas so I went to college.
Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 05:41 PM (8uzBS)

1980, my grandpa who lived in central Wisconsin got me a job driving farm equipment that summer, it was pretty fun. I would write letters back to my friends here in Texas and Louisiana, and say "Hey Wisconsin is really nice this summer! It was even cool enough to have a fire the other morning!"

Posted by: Famous lines from Blackadder at December 10, 2025 05:45 PM (uWKK8)

140 Things aren't as gloomy as the left and their partners in the media would have everyone believe."

Agreed. Our daily living expenses have flattened or even decreased, but to listen to the news, we're 2 weeks from bankruptcy or something.

FWIW, Prime well trimmed brisket was $5/lb at costco a few hours ago...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:45 PM (qRoBZ)

141 >>What matters is the incentives you're creating.

Of course. But low rates don't necessarily imply bad incentives. Lots of people living in homes thanks to lower interest rates. I'm told younger people would like to buy homes. Seems like a good idea.

Lower rates also incentivize economic activity which means higher stock prices. There's nothing sacred about CDs. Find investments with better returns based on market conditions.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 05:45 PM (viF8m)

142 Or some of Bulwer-Lytton's actual work?

I want these people to think I'm smart.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

May I suggest selected classic verse from J. Gordon Coogler?

Posted by: Miklos got Cultcha at December 10, 2025 05:46 PM (N7hqt)

143 Feed them Peeps, and Candy Corn.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:46 PM (pDt9x)

144
I dunno, maybe make it Illegal for fucking filthy foreigners to own major parts of our Food Supply.

Why does china "own" anything in the USA?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:46 PM (H1HTt)

145 138 Feed the cattle surplus Circus Peanuts. They're nearly unfit for humans,but cattle would gobble them up.

they're fine. you just gotta mix in some candy corn to make 'em palatable.

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 05:47 PM (sGtp+)

146 off bad sock!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 05:47 PM (uWKK8)

147 AI bubble is keeping the stock market indexes up, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:40 PM


We are just starting this bubble. The dot com bubble lasted for almost five years. But when it broke it reset the entire economy overnight. The ai bubble is going to be worse I suspect.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 05:47 PM (0N4FZ)

148 Agreed. Our daily living expenses have flattened or even decreased, but to listen to the news, we're 2 weeks from bankruptcy or something.

FWIW, Prime well trimmed brisket was $5/lb at costco a few hours ago...
Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:45 PM (qRoBZ)
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See also: homelessness is only a problem with Republican presidents.

Weird how no one worried about "affordability" when it was collapsing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

149 Do cows eat soybeans?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:48 PM (ufetp)

150
Trump is the man with the plan. Go with the plan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025


***
Or, as Reagan put it, "Stay the course."

(Did he actually say that? I was not a politics person back then. Though I recall someone at work goofing on it and saying, "Stay the Curse!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:48 PM (wzUl9)

151
If Things went "the other way" in 2024, Beef would be 2X as much right now, and they'd pushing BUGS on us as "alternative" "source" of "protein."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:48 PM (H1HTt)

152 Trump tried to set up a deal to bring in a bunch of Argentinian Beef and he got nothing but criticism from Ranchers who said he was undercutting the good prices they needed to rebuild their herds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 05:48 PM (uWKK8)

153 What matters is the incentives you're creating.

Of course. But low rates don't necessarily imply bad incentives. Lots of people living in homes thanks to lower interest rates. I'm told younger people would like to buy homes. Seems like a good idea.

Lower rates also incentivize economic activity which means higher stock prices. There's nothing sacred about CDs. Find investments with better returns based on market conditions.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 05:45 PM (viF8m)
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This. Plus, the idea that we should target interest rates to benefit CDs is … not a good one.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 10, 2025 05:49 PM (yhEB+)

154 I’m of the opinion that corporations took advantage of real inflation ( increased cost to produce the same product) and to add on an extra 2 to 3% to that as a hedge and only now are sometimes lowering it to 1 to 2% over real inflation.

Also Shrinkflation ain’t going away.

F’ing Ivy League MBAs.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:49 PM (KDPiq)

155
I am an Indian Princess from the Hekawis Tribe and demand respect !!!!!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren


You're no Silver Dove!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 05:49 PM (pkeXY)

156 135 Higher rates, I thought, helped soak up the excess liquidity from the Biden money printing press. Lowering rates could lead to inflation.

Anyway, there it is. Let the economists smack this post around like a piñata.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 05:44 PM (Dv3i1)

The inflation started after a year of subsidy spending with checks to everybody, supply chain shocks causing shortages, and then another trillion more of spending.

It was an usual set of coinciding circumstances that caused it all, which is why the inflation hit so quickly as opposed to the inflation of the 70s - early 80s which was a slow burn due to excessive government spending on Vietnam and social spending increases with the Great Society.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:49 PM (6ydKt)

157 Silver spot at $62.06 per oz. Silver isn't going up - the dollar is on the ground bleeding out with the FED's knife in its back.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 10, 2025 05:49 PM (Da7Vv)

158
(Did he actually say that? I was not a politics person back then. Though I recall someone at work goofing on it and saying, "Stay the Curse!")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


SNL (Dana Carvey) parody of Bush in 1991 pulled that shit.

"Stay the course."
"Thousand points of light."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:49 PM (H1HTt)

159 Boss Moss, soybean meal and cotton seed meal

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 05:50 PM (sDNVV)

160 I recall 1980 well. I was busy framing houses in Houston in what was the hottest summer since 1936. 21 days of heat over 100 deg. By the end of 1982 Mexico took over the task of construction in Texas so I went to college.
Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 05:41 PM (8uzBS)

1980, my grandpa who lived in central Wisconsin got me a job driving farm equipment that summer, it was pretty fun. I would write letters back to my friends here in Texas and Louisiana, and say "Hey Wisconsin is really nice this summer! It was even cool enough to have a fire the other morning!"
Posted by: Famous lines from Blackadder at December 10, 2025 05:45 PM (uWKK

I think that was the year i had a summer job with Manpower doing odd jobs. One was to meet on the Ohio River Bank and meet the Delta Queen Riverboat and unload luggage from the staterooms over the plank to the bricked surfaced landing and set it down for the passengers. Pretty fun for a history buff.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 05:50 PM (8avO+)

161 Hopefully a few key items going back to pre-Biden prices will soothe the stupid fickle LIV. Energy, beef, other basic food items. Cars, appliances. Lower energy costs will help somewhat, but there won't be across the board price reductions.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 05:50 PM (Dv3i1)

162 Of course. But low rates don't necessarily imply bad incentives. Lots of people living in homes thanks to lower interest rates. I'm told younger people would like to buy homes. Seems like a good idea.
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How did that approach play out in 2008?

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:50 PM (vSvIl)

163 16 His OBBB, I think, *reduces* taxes on SS. It doesn't remove them entirely. Still, an extra $6K tax exemption is nothing to ignore.

I hope the tax rates themselves come down a bit, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:16 PM

Correct. I just looked that up because I wasn't sure myself. But the income still gets added to my AGI. With some capital gains and income from a part-time job, the SS income pushes me into a higher bracket. I'm looking forward to seeing the final effect on my taxes.

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 10, 2025 05:50 PM (rbKZ6)

164 Here is another weird thing - mass layoffs of federal workers. That would tend to drive unemployment up.

Removal of illegals. That would tend to drive unemployment down. It would also depress prices for things like housing (2 million less people need 500,000 fewer houses), but also might increase inflation, since Americans need to be paid more than illegals to do the same jobs.

Overall - better. But over the short term, who knows?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 05:50 PM (C3IAS)

165 Cattle also eat the silage left over from harvested corn

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 05:51 PM (sDNVV)

166 Lower rates mean more buyers. More buyers mean more production. More production means lower costs.

More houses to buy at better earnings to cost ratio. Lower monthly payment because of lower interest.
Builder can build more and cheaper because the cost of borrowing money is less.

Same with all small business which is hardest hit by high interest and at same time is biggest job creator.

Lower cost of money benefits everyone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:51 PM (Hm8Vv)

167 The current Argentinian share of the beef supply is 2.5%. If they met the new quota it would go to 5%. We get most of our imported beef from Canada and Mexico.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 05:51 PM (EMg+d)

168 Trump tried to set up a deal to bring in a bunch of Argentinian Beef and he got nothing but criticism from Ranchers who said he was undercutting the good prices they needed to rebuild their herds.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 05:48 PM (uWKK

Thought you just needed cows and bulls to do that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 05:51 PM (8avO+)

169 I liked that book, though later Niven undid the theme in the sequel. I didn't read any of the later books. Niven had a lot of novel ideas but tended to write himself into corners. His collaborations with Pournelle tended to be better.

Lois Bujold won a mess of Hugos in the late 80s/90s. She's a good author if you need more ideas.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025

***
Ringworld]/i] has adventure, aliens, humor, sense of wonder, a mystery solved by the lead character -- just about everything you could ask for. Niven himself admitted that it got harder to write Known Space stories later, because of all the near-magical engineering assumptions and restrictions he'd given himself such as the three days-per-light year starship speed. But ah, they were vivid and colorful!

While I'm at the library tonight, I'll look for Lois McMaster Bujold.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:52 PM (wzUl9)

170 Dammit!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2025 05:52 PM (W2Pud)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:52 PM (wzUl9)

172 This. Plus, the idea that we should target interest rates to benefit CDs is … not a good one.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 10, 2025 05:49 PM (yhEB+

Who said that? But the reality is Americans live paycheck to paycheck and have a low rate of savings. There is no incentive to save at all. It’s been a ticking time bomb like the 20’s with so much outstanding credit.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:52 PM (KDPiq)

173 Maybe they shouldn't pay farmers to grow gasoline.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:53 PM (ufetp)

174 165 Cattle also eat the silage left over from harvested corn
Posted by: Ben Had
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Cattle say nom nom better than grazing. mmm nom nom

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:53 PM (Hm8Vv)

175 Silver spot at $62.06 per oz. Silver isn't going up - the dollar is on the ground bleeding out with the FED's knife in its back.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 10, 2025 05:49 PM


Yep and wait until the fed starts shedding treasury securities and mortgage notes starting next spring in an attempt to influence the election.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 05:53 PM (0N4FZ)

176 170 Dammit!
Posted by: nurse ratched
Janet!

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 05:53 PM (o2ZRX)

177
Imagine if cattle barons were really like Taylor Sheridan's John Dutton.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:54 PM (H1HTt)

178 Lower cost of money benefits everyone.
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Why not just set it at 0, then?

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:54 PM (vSvIl)

179 Well they kinda are.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:54 PM (ufetp)

180
I'm told younger people would like to buy homes. Seems like a good idea.

I thought they all wanted to rent apartments and take Uber rides?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 05:54 PM (pkeXY)

181 Imagine if cattle barons were really like Taylor Sheridan's John Dutton."

I'd prefer the redhead...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:55 PM (qRoBZ)

182 Corn, roughly $5 bushel. Soybeans roughly $10 bushel.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 05:55 PM (pDt9x)

183 Why not just set it at 0, then?

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:54 PM (vSvIl)

The banking system would collapse for one thing.
They all depend on some interest just to keep the lights on and the money flowing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:56 PM (6ydKt)

184 Back in 1981, inflation was over 12%.

Paul Volker raised interest rates to kill it.

Reagan released the price of oil to find its market price.

Within 18 months, inflation was beat and the economy was sailing.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:56 PM (W7XSX)

185 Chicoms reneged on soy bean purchase.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:56 PM (ufetp)

186
In Taylor Sheridan's world, they're all mass-murdering, scheming, gay cowboys who like to do gay horse tricks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:56 PM (H1HTt)

187 AWFLs
AWFLs who are AWFL
Are there AWFLest people in the world

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker (D) says that she "doesn't feel good about being white every day," claims Whites have "privilege," and that children should be taught to feel bad about their skin color.

This woman is an elected official...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 05:56 PM (L/fGl)

188 22 So in today's NRO Morning Jolt by Jim Geraghty, he said Trump's affordability message (in last night's PA speech) was: buy less dolls. Kids don't need so many dolls. These NRO guys seem to nitpick everything Trump says.
Posted by: beckster
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No way!! That NRO crew are fags!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 10, 2025 05:57 PM (WDjG6)

189 just too late for this: You're not in Tehran anymore
youtu.be/jzZ1wg3h7Yk

Posted by: gKWVE at December 10, 2025 05:57 PM (gKWVE)

190 How did that approach play out in 2008?
Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:50 PM (vSvIl)
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I hate to break it to you, it wasn't low rates that led to the meltdown, it was unqualified buyers who were terrible credit risks. Pushed by racial quotas.

If you think low interest rates caused that, I don't know what to say.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

191 138 Feed the cattle surplus Circus Peanuts. They're nearly unfit for humans,but cattle would gobble them up.

You snark but I wouldn’t doubt they use them for feed at hog farms. I remember a doc that showed left over Buffett food and scraps were sold or given to local pig farmers.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:57 PM (KDPiq)

192 Dang Irish sheepherders.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:57 PM (ufetp)

193 gay horse tricks"

Gotta get tickets to the stock show and rodeo!

/Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:57 PM (qRoBZ)

194 But the reality is Americans live paycheck to paycheck and have a low rate of savings. There is no incentive to save at all. It’s been a ticking time bomb like the 20’s with so much outstanding credit.
Posted by: the way I see it
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If you're living paycheck to paycheck CDs are of no concern to you.

Two things: If you're living paycheck to paycheck you're spilling money somewhere. Trinkets

CD's are not an investment plan. Investment plans are available everywhere. If you don't have a recommendation ask AI. It's a start.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:57 PM (Hm8Vv)

195 Las Vegas buffets.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 05:58 PM (KDPiq)

196 Paul Volker raised interest rates to kill it.

Reagan released the price of oil to find its market price.

Within 18 months, inflation was beat and the economy was sailing.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:56 PM (W7XSX)

So much depends on the price of energy.
It's the basic cost nobody can avoid.

The Oil Shocks of the 70s also caused a lot of the inflation.

That's why 'renewables' aren't a bad idea if they were actually scalable and worked 24/7 without the need for battery storage and backup generation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:59 PM (6ydKt)

197 I've seen truckloads of wonder bread store cakes fed to livestock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:59 PM (ufetp)

198 Back in 1981, inflation was over 12%.

Paul Volker raised interest rates to kill it.

Reagan released the price of oil to find its market price.

Within 18 months, inflation was beat and the economy was sailing.
Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:56 PM (W7X
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Don't forget Reagan also cut as much as he could from the federal budget, further reducing the money supply. It was a multi-faceted approach.

Pretty much the epitome of a V-shaped recession.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

199 Cows eat everything edible and vegetable , but they only process like 10%of it . That's why cow poo is such good fertilizer, it has a lot more f unused nutrients

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 05:59 PM (D+mpw)

200
Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker (D) says that she "doesn't feel good about being white every day

She should compromise and be White every other day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 05:59 PM (pkeXY)

201 I'd prefer the redhead...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 05:55 PM (qRoBZ)


The one who plays his daughter? She is a smokeshow. You have good taste.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 05:59 PM (n9ltV)

202 The distilleries in KY used to give farmers free byproduct after a run for animal feed. Pigs and cows fed. Since foreigners bought up most of the companies the distillers feed wasn't free and then became way too expensive.

Posted by: NCKate at December 10, 2025 06:00 PM (uQzkA)

203 200
Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker (D) says that she "doesn't feel good about being white every day

She should compromise and be White every other day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 05:59 PM (pkeXY)

Sounds like a fun girl.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 06:00 PM (pDt9x)

204 Soothsayer, look up the Four Sixes and The King Ranch

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:00 PM (sDNVV)

205 >>How did that approach play out in 2008?

Once again, you are only looking at one element of a large complex system. Any first year economics student knows that increasingly the money supply while doing nothing else will increase inflation. But Trump's team is not just pushing for lower rates.

They are also reducing government spending. They are making lower energy prices possible. They are removing millions of illegals that drive demand. They are going after the meat processing cartel that is adding to increase prices for meat. And on and on.

I feel pretty comfortable that Bessent and team aren't idiots and understand the complexities of our economy far better than I do. This is not W's or Obama's team running the country and its kind of silly to pretend it is just because of interest rates.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 06:00 PM (viF8m)

206 Why not just set it at 0, then?

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 05:54 PM (vSvIl)

The banking system would collapse for one thing.
They all depend on some interest just to keep the lights on and the money flowing.
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When I was still in the game a 2% spread was about what one was looking for. If deposits were being paid around 5% and loans were carrying 7% note rates, that was a more or less balanced system.

Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 10, 2025 06:00 PM (TN0g+)

207 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:57 PM (Hm8Vv)

I’m doing quite well thank you and lead a stress free financial life. Condescending pri…

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 06:00 PM (KDPiq)

208 I'm told younger people would like to buy homes. Seems like a good idea.

I thought they all wanted to rent apartments and take Uber rides?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025


***
That's second choice, when they find they can't buy that $2 million mansion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 06:00 PM (wzUl9)

209 Chicoms reneged on soy bean purchase.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:56 PM (ufetp)
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They are completely untrustworthy. It's who they are.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)

210 175 Silver spot at $62.06 per oz. Silver isn't going up - the dollar is on the ground bleeding out with the FED's knife in its back.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump
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Classic short squeeze in silver added by momentum. Everyone wants physical silver yet probably more silver contracts have been sold than metal exists to cover them.

Silver has a lot less to do with the dollar. Minor changes versus foreign exchange mainly due to the 1/4 pt cut.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 10, 2025 06:01 PM (WDjG6)

211 Niven himself admitted that it got harder to write Known Space stories later, because of all the near-magical engineering assumptions and restrictions he'd given himself such as the three days-per-light year starship speed. But ah, they were vivid and colorful!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:52 PM (wzUl9)

Well there was *something* that was faster, since somebody flew towards the galactic center far enough to find out that it had had a chain reaction explosion that was gonna hit in 50-100 thousand years. So the cowardly Puppeteers started running NOW.

see what I mean about writing into corners? Though the Pak flight was a plot point in Ringworld.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:01 PM (8avO+)

212 Same with vegetarians. Under optimal conditions humans can only use about half of plants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:01 PM (ufetp)

213 youtube tells me that all of the central banks are buying gold.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:01 PM (W7XSX)

214 Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker (D) says that she "doesn't feel good about being white every day

She should compromise and be White every other day.
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She should just retire from public life--she's obviously not in a mentally sound place from which to lead.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 06:02 PM (TN0g+)

215 Bugs. Bugs are the answer.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 06:02 PM (pDt9x)

216 209 Chicoms reneged on soy bean purchase.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:56 PM (ufetp)
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They are completely untrustworthy. It's who they are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd a
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Difference is that Trump will do something about it, other presidents bent over and took it when Chicoms played us for patsies.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 10, 2025 06:02 PM (WDjG6)

217 Perfidious Celestials.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 06:02 PM (pDt9x)

218 214 Kentucky State Rep. Sarah Stalker (D) says that she "doesn't feel good about being white every day

She should compromise and be White every other day.
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She should just retire from public life--she's obviously not in a mentally sound place from which to lead.
Posted by: Crusader
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They can now do very dark with spray tans.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:03 PM (WDjG6)

219 Don't forget Reagan also cut as much as he could from the federal budget, further reducing the money supply.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)


Nope. His cuts were balanced by increases in defense spending. I think the federal budget actually went up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 06:03 PM (n9ltV)

220 Chickens will eat za bugs and the worms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:03 PM (ufetp)

221 Smell the Glove, uh, about that whole cud chewing thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:03 PM (sDNVV)

222 They can now do very dark with spray tans.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:03 PM (WDjG6)
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Compare notes with "Rachel Dolezal"!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

223 Sarah Stalker oughtta talk to Rachel Jenteal, get some pointers.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 06:04 PM (pDt9x)

224 ---
I hate to break it to you, it wasn't low rates that led to the meltdown, it was unqualified buyers who were terrible credit risks. Pushed by racial quotas.

If you think low interest rates caused that, I don't know what to say.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd a
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Completing that thought - - Loans, forced by the government (Obama/Biden), to unqualified buyers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:04 PM (Hm8Vv)

225 There is a much bigger "multiplier effect" with defense spending than food stamps.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:04 PM (W7XSX)

226 I hate to break it to you, it wasn't low rates that led to the meltdown, it was unqualified buyers who were terrible credit risks. Pushed by racial quotas.
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Absolutely correct. And feeble internal audit programs and feeble external (regulatory) audit programs and CPA firms that were devoid of talent and/or paid-off by the firms they were "independently" auditing.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 06:05 PM (TN0g+)

227 Same with vegetarians. Under optimal conditions humans can only use about half of plants.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:01 PM (ufetp)

And of course Vegans dispense with the "renewable" foods vegetarians use - milk, eggs, etc just to make things even more difficult, mostly for themselves.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:05 PM (8avO+)

228 Winter solstice at 10:03 a.m. ET on Dec. 21

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 06:05 PM (Xac3k)

229 215 Bugs. Bugs are the answer.

indeed.

Posted by: volkswagen at December 10, 2025 06:05 PM (sGtp+)

230
The "global financial meltdown" was as much of an overblown Hoax as the china virus pandemic.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:05 PM (H1HTt)

231 Nope. His cuts were balanced by increases in defense spending. I think the federal budget actually went up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 06:03 PM (n9ltV)
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Right, he cut as much as he could, as opposed to creating new departments and social spending.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

232 Brazil has become a powerhouse in corn and soybeans, much improved yields compared to years ago. China has been buying from them more to stick it to USA.

Posted by: Classic Tractor Fever at December 10, 2025 06:06 PM (oftw2)

233 227 And of course Vegans dispense with the "renewable" foods vegetarians use

pez dispenser > vegan dispenser

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 06:06 PM (sGtp+)

234 We get most of our imported beef from Canada and Mexico.
Posted by: pawn
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And all of the, well, Canadian bacon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 06:06 PM (XeU6L)

235 I hate to break it to you, it wasn't low rates that led to the meltdown, it was unqualified buyers who were terrible credit risks. Pushed by racial quotas.
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They wouldn’t have made a loan to those same unqualified buyers if the rate was higher.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (KDPiq)

236 I hate to break it to you, it wasn't low rates that led to the meltdown, it was unqualified buyers who were terrible credit risks. Pushed by racial quotas.

If you think low interest rates caused that, I don't know what to say.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

What ultimately caused that was the effort to sucker anybody at all into taking loans, just because you want to see more lending activity. Which is the incentive that lower rates provide.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (vSvIl)

237 Ham?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (ufetp)

238 But the reality is Americans live paycheck to paycheck and have a low rate of savings. There is no incentive to save at all. It’s been a ticking time bomb like the 20’s with so much outstanding credit.
Posted by: the way I see it
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One thing that concerns me are the demogogues that will rile up this large group of people and loot my modest savings for redistribution. I live rather modestly and made sacrifices. I don't want to see paycheck to paycheck people in their California ranch homes they are paying a $2mm mortgage on, their jumbo SUVs, truck and TV drooling greedily over my 401k.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (Dv3i1)

239
Completing that thought - - Loans, forced by the government (Obama/Biden), to unqualified buyers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:04 PM (Hm8Vv)

Guatemalan toilet scrubbers should own two homes, hater.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (P7vXf)

240 youtube tells me that all of the central banks are buying gold.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:01 PM


Somebody is buying up precious metals at an alarming rate. I am sitting on a bunch of silver that I paid less than $20 an ounce about 5 years ago and now it is $60 an ounce That is one heck of a return rate if I decide to sell. Problem is I will have to use one of the big online buyers as no one local can take what I have.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (0N4FZ)

241 If the budget could be shaved by the useless bureaucracy and giving away billions in fraud, think how much the debt could be erased.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (Ia/+0)

242 "Stop using corn for ethanol and use it for feed. I know there is a difference but subsidize feed corn instead of ethanol corn if we’re going to subsidize."
Posted by: the way I see it

We still pay for people to Not Grow crops on their acres, so if lack of corn was a problem, maybe start there. imo the point of ethanol was to keep corn prices from collapsing.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (vbXSk)

243 Now will the poors stop complaining?

Posted by: Maryjane Cuthbertson-Klein from Grotot, CT at December 10, 2025 06:08 PM (9ipOP)

244 Sounds like my neighbors do buttstuff.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:08 PM (ufetp)

245 That was Groton, CT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:08 PM (9ipOP)

246 Same with vegetarians. Under optimal conditions humans can only use about half of plants.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:01 PM (ufetp)

to make matters worse, it's difficult to get the amino acids we can't make internally from plant sources. But one piece of meat has them in it.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:08 PM (8avO+)

247 >>They wouldn’t have made a loan to those same unqualified buyers if the rate was higher.

As long as Fannie and Freddie were buying every mortgage they could get their paws on they would've given a crackhead a loan.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 06:08 PM (viF8m)

248 I feel pretty comfortable that Bessent and team aren't idiots and understand the complexities of our economy far better than I do. This is not W's or Obama's team running the country and its kind of silly to pretend it is just because of interest rates.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Doomers gonna doom and a lot of that doom comes from excessive media consumption.

But as an econ grad, I would rate your comments as true. There are always lagging effects yet the public always behaves like Veruca Salt. "I want my great economy NOW, Daddy Trump, Now!!!!!"

True in Reagan I, True in GWB I, True in Maggie Thatcher in UK although it took several years there, and even True in Millei's Argentina.

Lagging effects and that the Fed, as always is too fast or too slow with its actions. Simply put, they are usually the last to catch onto whatever current economic conditions are because they are overeducated twats.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:09 PM (WDjG6)

249 240 youtube tells me that all of the central banks are buying gold.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:01 PM


Somebody is buying up precious metals at an alarming rate. I am sitting on a bunch of silver that I paid less than $20 an ounce about 5 years ago and now it is $60 an ounce That is one heck of a return rate if I decide to sell. Problem is I will have to use one of the big online buyers as no one local can take what I have.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (0N4FZ)

Slowly. One silver dime, at a time.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 06:09 PM (pDt9x)

250 Canadian Bacon isn't!

Posted by: Hatfield Packing Co. at December 10, 2025 06:09 PM (oftw2)

251 There is a much bigger "multiplier effect" with defense spending than food stamps.
Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:04 PM (W7XSX)
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It's complicated, but yes, because a lot of defense expenditures result in long-term gains like ships that last for decades. There is also heavy machinery and manufacturing, which has civilian applications. Pure social spending is literally paying people to do nothing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

252 Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 06:07 PM (vbXSk)

Then supply and demand is not a reason for high feed prices?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 06:09 PM (KDPiq)

253 The can in canola oil stands for Canada.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:10 PM (ufetp)

254 "Do cows eat soybeans?" Posted by: Boss Moss

My neighbor had some cows get loose and they roamed my property for a month or more. I read if they eat too many soybeans it could kill them. But they usually will moderate with grasses, if they have that option.

idk the details on that ... but the cows scared of the deer till they finally caught them a mile away or so.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 06:10 PM (vbXSk)

255 youtube tells me that all of the central banks are buying gold.
Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:01 PM (W7XSX)
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If they are buying someone else is selling.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:10 PM (9ipOP)

256 I read that seed oils are hard for our body to process. It was on the internet, so true, obviously.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 06:11 PM (pDt9x)

257
The TX D primary is lit, yo.

It's between a racist black "lawyer" who hates white people, and a queer (who pretends to like "porn stars") who hates jews.

The supporters of each candidate are hilarious: Crockett supporters say Talarico is too white, and Talarico supporters say Crockett likes Israel too much.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:11 PM (H1HTt)

258 They wouldn’t have made a loan to those same unqualified buyers if the rate was higher.

As long as Fannie and Freddie were buying every mortgage they could get their paws on they would've given a crackhead a loan.
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Yep. And as I said above, internal audits were both lacking and incompetent, external (regulatory) audits were both lacking and incompetent, and the Big 6/Big 8 whatever the accounting firms were collectively called back in that period were incompetent and sometimes incahoots with the outfits they were "independently" auditing.

Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 10, 2025 06:11 PM (TN0g+)

259 253 The can in canola oil stands for Canada.
Posted by: Boss Moss

What about the Shit in Shinola?

Posted by: Mazola Corn Goodness at December 10, 2025 06:12 PM (oftw2)

260 They claim China sold off 80% or so of their silver.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:12 PM (ufetp)

261 Well there was *something* that was faster, since somebody flew towards the galactic center far enough to find out that it had had a chain reaction explosion that was gonna hit in 50-100 thousand years. So the cowardly Puppeteers started running NOW.

see what I mean about writing into corners? Though the Pak flight was a plot point in Ringworld.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025


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Yeah, that was the Quantum II hyperdrive that would do a light-year in 1.25 minutes. The puppeteers admitted the ship was a failure; it was mostly machinery and had room for only one or two people in it.

"At the Core" was the first LN story I ever read, and said, "Why can't there be more SF like that?" I didn't know he was writing more of it right then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 06:12 PM (wzUl9)

262 224- Completing that thought - - Loans, forced by the government (Obama/Biden), to unqualified buyers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:04 PM (Hm8Vv)

Yep.

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 10, 2025 06:12 PM (rbKZ6)

263
Laugh at Oh, Canada all you want but I'm betting Justin Trudeau and his boyfriend are all snuggled up together in some warm place with Katy Perry pleading with him to go out and get photographed.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 06:13 PM (Y8DZL)

264 ---
Compare notes with "Rachel Dolezal"!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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No dead-naming!

She's now Nkechi Amare Diallo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 06:13 PM (XeU6L)

265 The can in canola oil stands for Canada.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:10 PM (ufetp)


And since it also sucks as a food oil, it is aptly named.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 06:13 PM (n9ltV)

266 The chimichanga chain gang.

CNN: You said Latinos who voted for Trump have a slave mentality...

CROCKETT: That's not what I said at all.

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Yes, Sugartits, that's what you said.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 06:13 PM (L/fGl)

267 As long as Fannie and Freddie were buying every mortgage they could get their paws on they would've given a crackhead a loan.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 06:08 PM (viF8m)
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Yep. The interest rates were essentially irrelevant because the people getting the loans had no idea what they were doing. All they saw was ZERO DOWN and were told that "real estate always goes up" so they could just keep pulling "equity" out of their home forever.

And the banks were told MORE LOANS TO THE POORS! Increasing homeownership was a specific priority, and Bush targeted a specific rate, which he wanted to reach.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

268 As long as Fannie and Freddie were buying every mortgage they could get their paws on they would've given a crackhead a loan.
Posted by: JackStraw

I once got into it (mildly) with my priest after mass when he said greedy banks were what got us into economic problems back in '08. I tried to tell him it was govt. policy. But, technically Fannie and Freddie are banks, it's in the name. Too subtle a distinction for him, between govt and banks, which is fair. I learned to take it easy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 06:13 PM (Dv3i1)

269 Found the thoughts that got DHH branded as a Nazi in the tech world. It's the reason for the fuss over Omarchy in the Linux world. And frankly, it's thoughts that I think most of us have had.

https://tinyurl.com/mv9zxwwa

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 10, 2025 06:14 PM (+mUZM)

270 youtube tells me that all of the central banks are buying gold.

Posted by: no one
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Lot of liars and AI slop on YT along with hair on fire to get clicks. Basically gold does better as a shield, not as a replacement, against inflation as a commodity. Classic hedge. It is awful to hold when deflation takes place and that is what is occurring in China right now, Russia, on the other hand is selling all it mines and perhaps more due to fiscal problems. Neither are big silver buyers. India has a traditional of silver and gold jewelry being used as a hedge against uncertainty and booming economy means more demands there.

Silver has a weird relationship with gold in that it tracks gold sometimes and sometimes not.

But in this case, I think it is a classic short squeeze like what happened on Gamestop. Hedge funds trading naked silver contracts without the means to cover them. Been rumored that big metal traders have been naughty that way.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:14 PM (WDjG6)

271 "Then supply and demand is not a reason for high feed prices?" posted by: the way I see it

I'm saying if they opened more acres, it would increase supply, lower prices. Last year farmers were complaining about Low Prices for corn. idk exactly, around $4.50 I think.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 06:14 PM (vbXSk)

272 =====
Classic short squeeze in silver added by momentum. Everyone wants physical silver yet probably more silver contracts have been sold than metal exists to cover them.

Silver has a lot less to do with the dollar. Minor changes versus foreign exchange mainly due to the 1/4 pt cut.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli
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There are plans to mint a Trump silver dollar.
Democrats are resisting.
They would be sold at a premium as our current silvers are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:14 PM (Hm8Vv)

273 The budget deficit was 41 billion less in 2025. It's a start.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:15 PM (sDNVV)

274 You hire someone to do a job. They take their pay and buy, in addition to groceries, everything else.

You give someone Food stamps, only the grocery stores and supply chain benefit. The multiplier effect of 90% is crap.

A multiplier effect of 500% is much better.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:15 PM (W7XSX)

275
*hands start shaking*

Now I'm worried about inflation. The economy will overheat. Weimar II! We're all going to dieeeeeeee!!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:15 PM (tgvbd)

276
You wanted a million dollar house
You'd settle for a 250k bungalow
You get to pay 2 million dollars in rent on a 2 bedroom apartment.

Posted by: Michael Angelo at December 10, 2025 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

277 "At the Core" was the first LN story I ever read, and said, "Why can't there be more SF like that?" I didn't know he was writing more of it right then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 06:12 PM (wzUl9)

I think my first was "Neutron Star" out of a collection of SF Awards stories.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:16 PM (8avO+)

278 Apparently, there is a lot of gold and silver in contracts that does not exist in meatspace.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:16 PM (W7XSX)

279 Let the free $hit mafia go first.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:16 PM (ufetp)

280 Yep. And as I said above, internal audits were both lacking and incompetent, external (regulatory) audits were both lacking and incompetent, and the Big 6/Big 8 whatever the accounting firms were collectively called back in that period were incompetent and sometimes incahoots with the outfits they were "independently" auditing.

Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 10, 2025 06:11 PM


I had a single E4 get two mortgages on two different houses during that period without any paperwork other than her LES. Fact was she could not afford either house but got high pressured into buying both as investment properties with zero down.


She was told that if she kept them for 6-8 months and made the minimum interest only payments she could sell them for way more than she bought them for. She lost that bet and also lost both houses and pretty much destroyed her credit rating for the next 30 years.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:16 PM (0N4FZ)

281
I don't want to see paycheck to paycheck people in their California ranch homes they are paying a $2mm mortgage on, their jumbo SUVs, truck and TV drooling greedily over my 401k.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

This is s the story of the ants and the grasshoppers.


Fuck the grasshoppers.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2025 06:17 PM (G6LBI)

282 I once got into it (mildly) with my priest after mass when he said greedy banks were what got us into economic problems back in '08. I tried to tell him it was govt. policy. But, technically Fannie and Freddie are banks, it's in the name. Too subtle a distinction for him, between govt and banks, which is fair. I learned to take it easy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

No, you did right. You have to rough up a priest every now and again, keeps them from getting soft.

Posted by: Father Groppi, The Fighting Priest at December 10, 2025 06:17 PM (oftw2)

283 People need to stop referencing how long it took Reagan to move the economy. We had rotary phones, 3 TV channels, and oil embargo. 45 years ago. And 45 years before 1980, was 1935..just saying. stop looking that far back.
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 05:25 PM (g47mK)

Pffft. By 1955 we had 7 VHF channels, three more if one could pick up the Philly stations with a rotor. By the early 70's push button phones. Still have a wall phone from 1971.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 06:17 PM (5xuJ/)

284
The problem with Silver is we don't have Vampires, anymore.

Or is it Werewolves?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:18 PM (H1HTt)

285 Yay! 1/4 of a percent! We are saved, all we have to do is wait three months before the results will be felt in the economy!
That and hope it isn't enough to restart the inflation! Yay!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 06:18 PM (rbvCR)

286 Remember the film "The Big Short" where the guys went to a neighborhood and found nobody living there, except one guy who has a mortgage and no rents coming in?

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:18 PM (W7XSX)

287 I once got into it (mildly) with my priest after mass when he said greedy banks were what got us into economic problems back in '08. I tried to tell him it was govt. policy. But, technically Fannie and Freddie are banks, it's in the name. Too subtle a distinction for him, between govt and banks, which is fair. I learned to take it easy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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While fake credentials have pissed on the idea of expertise, never the less, it exists and a priest is not a specialist in the economy anymore than a parishioner an expert in theology.

Skeptical to experts that proclaim things that do not make common sense; but willing to accept expertise after testing the expert. A true expert usually has some modesty in predictions, caveats, backfilling, etc. A carny expert does not.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:18 PM (WDjG6)

288 AWFL, Part Deux.

Lib goes nuclear on "ICE" at Chipotle, tells them to stop eating "brown people" food and go to Cracker Barrel

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Totally not racist at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (L/fGl)

289
Do you want a ride to the train station?

Posted by: Rip Wheeler at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (IifOV)

290 If you want to make money via Gold, I'd be looking to invest into the Mining of said Gold rather than the Gold itself.

With Energy being the most significant input, Gold Mining has a very nice little run up coming, imo.
Even if the price continues to slide a bit.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (TR2dy)

291 You give someone Food stamps, only the grocery stores and supply chain benefit. The multiplier effect of 90% is crap.

A multiplier effect of 500% is much better.
Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:15 PM (W7XSX)

Pelosi told me welfare dollars 7X economy dollars.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (gbOdA)

292
I don't want to see paycheck to paycheck people in their California ranch homes they are paying a $2mm mortgage on, their jumbo SUVs, truck and TV drooling greedily over my 401k.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

_________

The Democrats will say that your 401K really belongs to the government. Bet on it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:20 PM (tgvbd)

293 The problem with Silver is we don't have Vampires, anymore.

Or is it Werewolves?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:18 PM (H1HTt)

Both. Vampires are sensitive to ash wood which is why it is best for the stake.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:20 PM (8avO+)

294 A true expert usually has some modesty in predictions, caveats, backfilling, etc. A carny expert does not.
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Correct. As we point out in sales, if you make an assertion you become responsible for providing the burden of proof.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 06:20 PM (TN0g+)

295 It is now profitable to mine silver again.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:20 PM (W7XSX)

296 nood


Tricks

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 06:21 PM (3uBP9)

297 290 If you want to make money via Gold, I'd be looking to invest into the Mining of said Gold rather than the Gold itself.

With Energy being the most significant input, Gold Mining has a very nice little run up coming, imo.
Even if the price continues to slide a bit.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (TR2dy)

About 20 years ago wife wanted to buy gold.
I told here buy Yellow
CAT.
She 4x in about 4 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:21 PM (gbOdA)

298 NOOD

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)

299 Vampires? Yes a stake through the heart. But any saw or knife for cutting off the head with suffice.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:21 PM (W7XSX)

300 The Democrats will say that your 401K really belongs to the government. Bet on it.
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Yes, various Democrats have already floated the idea that your 401Ks and other investments should be annually taxed, even on *unrealized* gains.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (TN0g+)

301 Signs all over town. Tax preparer jobs
Earn 40,000 in four months. Work from home. No experience necessary

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (sDNVV)

302 255 youtube tells me that all of the central banks are buying gold.
Posted by: no one at
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They've been saying that since 2010.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (Hm8Vv)

303 It is now profitable to mine silver again.
Posted by: no one
......

I've got a Bell jar full of quarters.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

304 What ultimately caused that was the effort to sucker anybody at all into taking loans, just because you want to see more lending activity. Which is the incentive that lower rates provide.
Posted by: Methos at December

It was driven by Clinton's CRA. Basically if the fed came in and your loan portfolio didn't match local demographics, you were accused of discrimination.

Thus, bad loans were made to meet the criteria. More loans led to more demand led to more bad loans and increased prices which were fueled by bad loans.

Homebuilders were pulling back in late 2005 early 2006. It just took ~2 years for it to filter thru the system.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (FxH7T)

305 While I'm at the library tonight, I'll look for Lois McMaster Bujold.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:52 PM (wzUl9)


The hardest one to read is Mirror Dance, it is downright brutal. Start with Warrior's Apprentice, A Civil Campaign or Captain Vorpatril's Alliance to get your toes wet. She is as good a prosist as David Drake, but they are like Drake was writing Restoration novels.
her first two books in the series are a bit rough, much better than most first books, but she was still shaking out what was going on.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (rbvCR)

306 285 Yay! 1/4 of a percent! We are saved, all we have to do is wait three months before the results will be felt in the economy!
That and hope it isn't enough to restart the inflation! Yay!
Posted by: Kindltot
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We don't have good multinational economic models because the complexity is beyond economic theory nowadays. I suspect federal deficits spending drives the inflation more than Fed reserve moves do in the US in the near term. And drop in interest rates means that US drops the deficit by refinancing to take advantage of it.

Yellen left a Treasury mess where the Feds shifted to selling short term treasuries to refinance the debt rather than the more expensive 10 year or longer. Probably 80-100 billion out of nearly a trillion bucks paid in interest for FY 2025 was due to Yellen's bullshit attempts to hide the magnitude of Democrats' wasteful spending.

Long run, the debt in the West will be monetized one way or another. You may see several defaults but Japan's Central Bank has been the leader in way out there debt to GDP ratio and now China is challenging for the title.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (WDjG6)

307 It is now profitable to mine silver again.
Posted by: no one


Silver is a byproduct of copper, zinc and lead mining. It is going to be a lot of extra refining to get that last tiny amount out.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (rbvCR)

308 She lost that bet and also lost both houses and pretty much destroyed her credit rating for the next 30 years.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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Talk about a vicious monopoly.

Credit Reporting Agencies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (Hm8Vv)

309 Long run, the debt in the West will be monetized one way or another. You may see several defaults but Japan's Central Bank has been the leader in way out there debt to GDP ratio and now China is challenging for the title.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (WDjG6)


I have been watching Argentina go from the brink of another hyperinflation and national default to being able to keep their head above water economically and have a balanced budget. THAT was managing a soft landing.
They need to resolve a lot of the labor issues the Peronists put in over the last 80 years, and increase their manufacturing, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (rbvCR)

310 253 The can in canola oil stands for Canada.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:10 PM (ufetp)
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Yeah, turns out it's hard to market RAPESEED oil to housewives.

Posted by: ballistic at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (3BwY8)

311 304 What ultimately caused that was the effort to sucker anybody at all into taking loans, just because you want to see more lending activity. Which is the incentive that lower rates provide.
Posted by: Methos at December

It was driven by Clinton's CRA. Basically if the fed came in and your loan portfolio didn't match local demographics, you were accused of discrimination.

Thus, bad loans were made to meet the criteria. More loans led to more demand led to more bad loans and increased prices which were fueled by bad loans.

Homebuilders were pulling back in late 2005 early 2006. It just took ~2 years for it to filter thru the system.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
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Another aspect to the Credit Bureau. If you don't charge things, if you don't make loans and buy on credit. You have no credit rating. You may own a $500K home and an $80K car but you will have Zero credit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (Hm8Vv)

312 Whig, we also managed to get out of the LIBOR system where the City of London had a lot of say in the pricing of Dollars, and into our current SOFR system where it is all the Fed and the Treasury, and that seems to be a big thing for managing inflation.

I don't put much truck in quarter percent changes in the prime rate, but I do think reindustrialization and getting rid of the drag the welfare state is forcing on us will help more. and I am willing to hold my nose and agree the change in rate was a signal moment.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (rbvCR)

313 There is noise that Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac are going to be brought out of receivership from the government, and that may very well normalize the home loans even more, since they will not be subject to Dodd Frank rules.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (rbvCR)

314 Hedge funds trading naked silver contracts without the means to cover them. Been rumored that big metal traders have been naughty that way.
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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:09 AM (NxtE8)

Iran May Abandon Its Capital Tehran Due to Severe Water Shortage

"I didn't do nuffin'," emails God.

This story has been brewing for a while. It's a glacially slow news day, so I'll post it.

Tehran may be forced to evacuate due to a severe water crisis, with experts warning that all taps in the city could soon run dry.

Officials say that the Iranian capital is facing a Day Zero moment in the near future -- when all water supplies run out.

I like that, So Dramatic.


Iran has faced severe drought for six years, with Tehran's rainfall in the first two months of the current water year, which begins on 1 October, at near zero, leaving reservoir supplies at dangerously low levels.

Officials in Tehran have undertaken a number of measures, including reducing water pressure, discussing rationing and imposing cuts. They have also suggested more radical solutions, such as evacuation or moving the capital if rain does not return.

"We are talking about a few days or even weeks of water left for Tehran," Kaveh Madani, director of the UN's University Institute for Water, Environment and Health, told Canada's CBC broadcaster.

"Day Zero, as we call it in the water sector, is near. It's a day that the taps would run dry."

In early November, Iranian president Masoud Pezeshkian warned: "If it doesn't rain in Tehran by late November, we'll have to ration water. And if it still doesn't rain, we'll have to evacuate Tehran."

Typically, rain should start falling in Iran in autumn, following Iran's hot summer. But the September to November period just gone is the driest the country has seen in half a century, the National Weather Forecasting Centre has reported. Rainfall has been 89 per cent below the long-term average.

God is sitting back, filing His nails.


Mr Pezeshkian described the situation as "extremely critical", citing reports that Tehran's dam reservoirs have fallen to their lowest level in 60 years, some as low as 10 per cent of capacity. Officials say that in the east of Tehran, the Latyan Dam -- one of five key reservoirs -- is only about 9 per cent full. The Karaj dam, which supplies a quarter of Tehran's drinking water, is 8 per cent full.

This is interesting -- Tehran's reservoirs are apparently administered by LA Mayor Karen Bass. Who knew.

I've heard about a lot of Impending Disasters and most of them didn't pan out. So I'm not anticipating an abandonment of the capital.

Jewish Space Weather Control Lasers

Making the deserts bloom and making blooms into deserts for 60 years.

Posted by: Ace at 03:53 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

2 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (DOn9w)

3 This seems, allah's will, so reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

4
ESPONJA!!1!1!1!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (tljrc)

5 Jewish Weather Machine would be an excellent name for a rock band.

Posted by: Zombie Dave Barry at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (MtcM4)

6 Will likely be my last actually first of the day as it's almost quittin' time and I've got stuff to do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

7 I think it's, "I din do nuffin". Giving too much credit with the "didn't."

Posted by: Rdubs at December 10, 2025 03:54 PM (9ALg7)

8 Is this because Trump is hiding the Epstein files?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

9 Can't they just drink Fresca instead?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:54 PM (ufetp)

10 Gee, too bad they didn't spend their oil $$$billions on water storage systems and upgrading their infrastructure!

I guess killing Jews, building nukes, and funding terrorism is more important than water.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (n9ltV)

11 I hate to spoil the good mood...but, this means Iranian Refugees.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (TR2dy)

12 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)


You know, Blade, you're gonna get in trouble socking Sponge. There's no way the real Sponge got four firsts in a row.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (ExV1e)

13 They can always drink their own piss like Les Stroud or Bear Grylls.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (abIsI)

14 10 Gee, too bad they didn't spend their oil $$$billions on water storage systems and upgrading their infrastructure!

I guess killing Jews, building nukes, and funding terrorism is more important than water.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (n9ltV)

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Pocket change to Hezbollah. The rest into crony pockets.

No way this could lose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

15 Typically, rain should start falling in Iran in autumn, following Iran's hot summer. But the September to November period just gone is the driest the country has seen in half a century, the National Weather Forecasting Centre has reported. Rainfall has been 89 per cent below the long-term average.


Huh. Half a century. It's almost like climate is cyclical.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

16 How much cat litter will it take to dry up the Potomac

Just asking.

Posted by: Old lady who swallowed a fly at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (pEFY5)

17
HA HA!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at December 10, 2025 03:56 PM (IifOV)

18 11 I hate to spoil the good mood...but, this means Iranian Refugees.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (TR2dy)

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Sounds like a Europe problem, at most.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

19 Jewish magic hair rays are to blame, I think.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2025 03:56 PM (rJ48h)

20 Iran May Abandon Its Capital Tehran Due to Severe Water Shortage


Inshallah.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 03:56 PM (+Oyis)

21 And Iran, Iran so far away ...

Posted by: Flock of Persians at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (NwVwg)

22 Tell that fucker in the well to get busy

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (sDNVV)

23 I'm telling you it's that fucking Imam in the well drinking all the water!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (wBaIH)

24
I guess killing Jews, building nukes, and funding terrorism is more important than water.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (n9ltV)



I do wonder how much water their nuke program wasted over the last couple years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Desalination plants. Iran has energy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (ufetp)

26
This is a sign. Not a M. Night Shyamalan sign, but a sign none the less.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (IifOV)

27 11 I hate to spoil the good mood...but, this means Iranian Refugees.

Posted by: garrett


Give them all Viagra and send them to London.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (abIsI)

28 Fortunately, they don't waste much water on bathing.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

29 Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of assholes.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (XMwZJ)

30 10 Gee, too bad they didn't spend their oil $$$billions on water storage systems and upgrading their infrastructure!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (n9ltV)

It's a damn shame, it is.

Anyway!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (zYpTz)

31 Egypt had seven years of drought about 3,000 years ago, and for similar reasons.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (0U5gm)

32 So no AI data centers near Tehran?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (sX1BW)

33 Isn't there a "Twelfth Imam in the well" thing that's believed in Shi'a theology?

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

34 God is sitting back, filing His nails.

Water? You're up!
Boils...you're on deck!
Locusts...you're in the hole.

Posted by: The Almighty at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (2WIwB)

35 "Told ya"

-- Rango

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

36 Isn't there some sort of magical well somewhere in Iran they could tap?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (NwnyJ)

37 I thought they had plenty of heavy water...oh, that was before the Jews bombed them...nevermind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (ynpvh)

38 Well is dry.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (ufetp)

39 And Iran, Iran so far away ...
Posted by: Flock of Persians

Tehy ran away.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

40 35 "Told ya"

-- Rango

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

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We ride!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

41 We'll take the hot Persian chicks but we don't want the goatfuckers. Or the Irish.

Posted by: Sound immigration policy at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (TbWk/)

42 33 Isn't there a "Twelfth Imam in the well" thing that's believed in Shi'a theology?
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

He refuses to be rescued by an unclean animal like Lassie.

Posted by: Flock of Persians at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (NwVwg)

43 Lol ace. Nah no way that many people will be "moved". There's nowhere for them to go, really. Unless you're talking tent camps in the milder weather regions, mostly down towards the Gulf. And a large % of Tehran residents are, shall we say, not the camping type. Pretty sophisticated tastes and expectations.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (U/Byj)

44 Seriously, though, didn't someone in Tehran say "Hey, we're gonna run out of water unless we do x, y, z" and the Mullahs response was "IT'S ZIONIST PLOT! DIE, JEW LOVER!"

A lot like California, really.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (asXVI)

45
Iran. I ran so far away.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (IifOV)

46 Reading a historical account of some ancient empire moving their capital because of a water shortage = not shocked

Reading a modern account of some current regime moving their capital because of a water shortage = shocked

Reading a modern account of some current regime moving their capital because of a water shortage but they are muslims = no longer shocked

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (sKqQm)

47 Well is dry.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Imam out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

48 I hate to spoil the good mood...but, this means Iranian Refugees.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (TR2dy)

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Sounds like a Europe problem, at most.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)
______

Persian girls are hot. The Blade will take a few.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

49 *dog barks wildly*

*runs toward door*

*looks back*

"S'matter? Jumanji stuck in the well again?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Liz Warren could do a rain dance.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (ufetp)

51 Oh hey!!! Do you guys remember that story that came out about a year and a half ago about how the Iranians were making a claim on the Arctic? Everyone was mystified by this seeming non-sequitur addition to their foreign policy.

I seriously think they knuckleheads thought they could remedy their water crisis by floating ice bergs down from the Arctic. There was some Arab dude in the UAE that proposed that process, but they couldn't work out the logistics.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (dIske)

52 Can't they just drink Fresca instead?
Posted by: Boss Moss
.......

Yeah, and they don't look like they ever bathe.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

53 Jewish Weather Machine > Miami Sound Machine

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (pd4dZ)

54 >41 We'll take the hot Persian chicks but we don't want the goatfuckers. Or the Irish.

Posted by: Sound immigration policy at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (TbWk/)

I've known a few Persian women over the years - all smoke shows.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (NgqoH)

55 Time to send a lot of liberals to Iran, so their tears over Trump can refill their reservoirs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (S/Y4j)

56 We'll take the hot Persian chicks but we don't want the goatf***ers. Or the Irish.

But I don't like falafel.

Posted by: That guy who never gets the main point at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

57 I hate to spoil the good mood...but, this means Iranian Refugees.

Hot raven haired wimmins and dudes wearing way too much cologne

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

58 33 Isn't there a "Twelfth Imam in the well" thing that's believed in Shi'a theology?

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

They woulda found him by now, but they stoned Lassie.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

59 oh well! sucks to be them

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (emBoF)

60 I know .. I know .. a fatwa will do it

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (RHGPo)

61 What's more interesting than the drought is the fact that the "experts" relied on by the mullahs to deal with non-apocalyptic mundanities like drinking water have mismanaged the entire system on a Biblical scale, allowing the extraction of aquifer water far above replenishment levels for more than a decade.

Justice Jumanji, take a note.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (guGkK)

62 Did we miss celebrating Water New Year on October 1? We celebrate Zappa MONTH, but we missed Water New Year?

Posted by: Wally at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (BYHsk)

63 We don't want their filthy asses coming our way.

Posted by: Bedouin People at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (abIsI)

64 Pecans for Dasani?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (ufetp)

65 The guy that sounded the alarm about the water crisis was executed.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (sDNVV)

66 >60 I know .. I know .. a fatwa will do it

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (RHGPo)

Fatwa? More like Notwa.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (NgqoH)

67 Shit. There goes the Tehran real estate market.

Posted by: Zillow at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (IifOV)

68 Fuck em. Enjoy that snack bar action, azzholes

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (Y4MsT)

69 48 Persian girls are hot. The Blade will take a few.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

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"Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen proposed over the last 40 years of my life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

70 I seriously think they knuckleheads thought they could remedy their water crisis by floating ice bergs down from the Arctic. There was some Arab dude in the UAE that proposed that process, but they couldn't work out the logistics.

Ramming Speed!!!

Posted by: Fat guy running the galley at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (Riz8t)

71 There should be room for them in Somalia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (ufetp)

72 Shit. There goes the Tehran real estate market.
Posted by: Zillow at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (IifOV)



Buy low.......Sell high after the rains come.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Just use Brawndo, dipshits.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (XMwZJ)

74 "Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen proposed over the last 40 years of my life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)



You're 40?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Shit. There goes the Tehran real estate market.
Posted by: Zillow

"I'm gonna by me a house there while it's cheap!"
-- Tucker Carlson

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

76 *screaming* Move to where the water is! Aargh!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (wVcYX)

77 Even better news is that Iran is resuming missile production. Meaning, at some point, another corrective intervention by the Zionist Entity. Inshallah this time the tricky space-laser types won't allow the Peace President to cancel useful operations.

"I'm sorry Don, you're breaking up, can't hear you - something about recall our latest strike package? Think they're already over their targets. Not to worry. Everlasting peace can break out a few hours later, no biggie."

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (U/Byj)

78 They may have to abandon their 6000-year-old city, but at least the Persian Snail Darter is no longer threatened, right?

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (0ZmKh)

79 I seriously think they knuckleheads thought they could remedy their water crisis by floating ice bergs down from the Arctic. There was some Arab dude in the UAE that proposed that process, but they couldn't work out the logistics.

Posted by: Orson



I would like to see a dhow towing an iceberg up the Persian Gulf. The water temperature averages around 90 degrees f.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (0U5gm)

80 If they abandon it, give it to the pallys.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (Y4MsT)

81 51 Oh hey!!! Do you guys remember that story that came out about a year and a half ago about how the Iranians were making a claim on the Arctic? Everyone was mystified by this seeming non-sequitur addition to their foreign policy.

I seriously think they knuckleheads thought they could remedy their water crisis by floating ice bergs down from the Arctic. There was some Arab dude in the UAE that proposed that process, but they couldn't work out the logistics.
Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 03:59 PM (dIske)

That dood probably stole the idea from Dean Koontz, who wrote a book about a team stranded on an iceberg because they were working on a project on diverting iceburgs to drought-stricken regions. "Icebound".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icebound_(novel)

Posted by: Thrawn at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (9Ovst)

82 74 "Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen proposed over the last 40 years of my life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)


You're 40?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Dolley calls me old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

83 Rename Tehran and call it Palisades.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (2WIwB)

84
"Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen proposed over the last 40 years of my life.


The idea of accepting limitless poor young males and then put them on welfare isn't your cup of tea?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

85 84
"Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen proposed over the last 40 years of my life.

The idea of accepting limitless poor young males and then put them on welfare isn't your cup of tea?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

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Hey, we can't forget the spherical Guatemalans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

86 I finally saw the last Mission Impossible. I liked it, but it was waaaaay too long. The first hour could have been cut to maybe 20 minutes. Everything was drawn too far out, too much exposition, etc.

There was also no real bad guy. Gabriel (played very well by the underrated Esai Morales) disappeared for long stretches of the movie. The AI didn't do much but exist as some threat somewhere out there, but never interacted with the characters or tried to thwart their plans. Like a monster movie where Godzilla is attacking Tokyo, but the movie takes place in NY.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

87 If it doesn't rain in Tehran by late November, we'll have to ration water. And if it still doesn't rain, we'll have to evacuate Tehran.

Take it up with allah, heathens.

Posted by: Clay at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (KXkjC)

88
Dolley calls me old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)



I can show her old......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Global warming?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (zZu0s)

90 Between losing wars in humiliating fashion, earthquakes and now drought, wouldn't they start to wonder if Allah is trying to tell them they've lost the plot?

Posted by: spongeworthy at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (sLLbN)

91
"I didn't do nuffin'," emails God.

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"I don't care what da white man say ...
Jewish God is a black man."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (CveCS)

92 >>"Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen proposed over the last 40 years of my life.

Legal Mindset on youtube endorsed 'Breeding' Visas a week or so back.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (TR2dy)

93 Lack of rain is punishment for sinning!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (g47mK)

94 "Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen

Trying to think what could possibly be as valid as that...

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (0ZmKh)

95 86 I finally saw the last Mission Impossible. I liked it, but it was waaaaay too long. The first hour could have been cut to maybe 20 minutes. Everything was drawn too far out, too much exposition, etc.

There was also no real bad guy. Gabriel (played very well by the underrated Esai Morales) disappeared for long stretches of the movie. The AI didn't do much but exist as some threat somewhere out there, but never interacted with the characters or tried to thwart their plans. Like a monster movie where Godzilla is attacking Tokyo, but the movie takes place in NY.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

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Ah, another man with a Paramount+ subscription...

We shall watch it this weekend. The week is for Doc Martin now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

96 under the outstanding leadership of Ayatollah Cockamamie

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

97 "The frequency of women being turned to pillars of salt is up 1275 percent"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (8avO+)

98
Send Greta Thunberg. She'll solve it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (IifOV)

99 I have it on good authority that under the rocks and stones water flowing under.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (ufetp)

100 88
Dolley calls me old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)


I can show her old......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

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Mine! She's Mine!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

101 Take it up with allah, heathens.
Posted by: Clay at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (KXkjC)

That's the thing- to them, this IS the will of Allah. Islam is the ultimate strong horse mindset.

And yet Israel abides.

Funny that, Allah must hate them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (zZu0s)

102
We shall watch it this weekend. The week is for Doc Martin now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (GBKbO)



The shoe guy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Dolley calls me old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Knock it off kid. We saw your videos.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (JIS8C)

104
Mine! She's Mine!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (GBKbO)



Yeah, she doesn't need any more disappointment in her life, I'm sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

105 "Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen proposed over the last 40 years of my life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

I dunno...would they stay "hawt" if brought over hither, or would they pick up the appearance and habits of the danger-hairs here?

The words of Hatemonger about "boobies" comes to mind.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (9Ovst)

106 "Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen

Trying to think what could possibly be as valid as that...
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (0ZmKh)

That's what Rome did when the Sabines didn't marry their daughters to the ruffians.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (8avO+)

107 Mine! She's Mine!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

This kind of thing always works with the ladies. Grimma Wormtongue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (zZu0s)

108 Send Newsom. She'll solve it.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (RHGPo)

109 Officials say that the Iranian capital is facing a Day Zero moment in the near future -- when all water supplies run out.

Maybe they should talk to Gavin Newsome. He's an expert on this sort of thing.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (Oy/m2)

110 Hey, we can't forget the spherical Guatemalans.

Perhaps we could get American physicists to marry them?

/Assume you have a wife. And to make the math easier suppose she's spherical

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (sKqQm)

111 I finally saw the last Mission Impossible. I liked it, but it was waaaaay too long. The first hour could have been cut to maybe 20 minutes. Everything was drawn too far out, too much exposition, etc.

There was also no real bad guy. Gabriel (played very well by the underrated Esai Morales) disappeared for long stretches of the movie. The AI didn't do much but exist as some threat somewhere out there, but never interacted with the characters or tried to thwart their plans. Like a monster movie where Godzilla is attacking Tokyo, but the movie takes place in NY.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

=====

Ah, another man with a Paramount+ subscription...

We shall watch it this weekend. The week is for Doc Martin now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (GBKbO)
____

I have no streaming in my apartment. I watched it on 4K disc. It's a good transfer with a quality atmos soundtrack.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

112 Persian girls are hot. The Blade will take a few.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I see where this thread is going: https://tinyurl.com/y5u3bwj6

Not that a thread full of Barbara Eden and other hot, scantily clad Persian girls is such a bad thing...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 10, 2025 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

113 Any abandonment of Teheran, and Al Gore and all the mainstream media will start shrieking:

THIS IS DUE TO GERBIL WARBELING!

Remember, they're already claiming that all the illegals from Latin America are really "climate refugees".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2025 04:07 PM (xTIDn)

114 Democrats Applaud as retard Gov. Tim Walz Promises to Welcome More Somali Migrants to Minnesota

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

115 what happened to all the water?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:07 PM (g47mK)

116 We'll take the hot Persian chicks but we don't want the goatfuckers. Or the Irish.
Posted by: Sound immigration policy

So, no Ayatollah Colm Meaney, then.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

117 Send Greta Thunberg. She'll solve it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (IifOV)


Greta von Doom. She can fix it. All it needs is lots and lots of biodegradable green dye

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 04:07 PM (rbvCR)

118 Caspian is brackish.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:08 PM (ufetp)

119 Dolley calls me old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

=====

You're almost young enough to be my kid. You're not old.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

120
This contradicts the whole storyline of Waterworld.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 04:08 PM (IifOV)

121 93 Lack of rain is punishment for sinning!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:04 PM (g47mK)

Too many goats and sheep showing off their naked legs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:08 PM (ynpvh)

122
That's what Rome did when the Sabines didn't marry their daughters to the ruffians.


There is something odd with that story as the Sabine women then tried to reconcile their new Roman husbands with their Sabine families.

One theory I've had - the Romans started as brigands at a convenient river crossing and when they converted to just charging a "tax" on merchant instead of pillaging them they became rich...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

123 Mr. Mohammed: Water, Mr. Sadiq.
Sadiq: Yep.
Mr. Mohammed: At six feet.
Sadiq: Yep.
Mr. Mohammed: And just over there, you had to go down 227 feet to hit the same water.
Sadiq: Yep.
Mr. Mohammed: Now, how do you account for that, Mr. Sadiq?
Sadiq: Well, the way it appears to me, Mr. Mohammed... over here the water is down around six feet. And over there it's down around 227 feet.

Posted by: Mr. Mohammed Builds His Dream House at December 10, 2025 04:08 PM (wVcYX)

124 111
I have no streaming in my apartment. I watched it on 4K disc. It's a good transfer with a quality atmos soundtrack.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

======

Ah, a man of true taste in the value of good presentation.

I tip my hat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

125 We had a good looking Iranian girl working for us for awhile. Then one day she wore short sleeves and we got to see how hairy her arms were.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

126 Like the mashadi bread I got at the Persian bakery/store this week. Still prefer the sanjak.

Place is funny, always always russki women shopping there when I'm there. They have a great selection of eastern Med/Balkan specialties, assume that's the reason.

Best pomegranates in town. Great baklava, though still prefer the Kurdish place out in El Cajon.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 04:09 PM (U/Byj)

127 119 Dolley calls me old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

=====

You're almost young enough to be my kid. You're not old.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

Indeed. But unlike what Darth told Luke, I am NOT your father...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:09 PM (ynpvh)

128 The Final Reckoning went a little overboard on the casting of women of questionable sexuality.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 04:09 PM (sDNVV)

129 Population: 8.7 million (2025)

Posted by: Baldy at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (4/qdm)

130 We'll take the hot Persian chicks but we don't want the goatfuckers. Or the Irish.
Posted by: Sound immigration policy

So, no Ayatollah Colm Meaney, then.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:07 PM (77rzZ)
_____

But the Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

131 Do they have a river?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (ufetp)

132 An growing area of atmospheric science is, for lack of a better word, microclimates. Meaning that certain local areas have special factors that influence their climate in a different way than similar areas within 100 miles; as far as temperature goes, Urban Heat Island effect is an example

Tehran has been expanding incredibly over the last 30 years, and much of this has been low income poorly built development. Large areas that used to allow water to percolate down to recharge the aquifers have been paved over; green areas that could discharge moisture to help cloud formation have all been built over. In short, the government has turned what was once a slightly dry area into a complete desert.
This is why everything today is "below average"; they've wrecked the local environment that kept those averages up.
I don't disagree that God had a hand; but time and again, the very worst punishments inflicted on people are the consequences of the things they choose to do to themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (uWKK8)

133 That dood probably stole the idea from Dean Koontz, who wrote a book about a team stranded on an iceberg because they were working on a project on diverting iceburgs to drought-stricken regions. "Icebound".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icebound_(novel)
Posted by: Thrawn at December 10, 2025 04:03 PM (9Ovst)

There's an SF book about an independent Texas where in the first book they fight off the Russian Navy with a hydrofoil Battleship Texas converted by disabled veterans. The second book is them dragging icebergs from Antarctica using special ships to solve a huge drought.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (8avO+)

134
Allah's punishment for slackin' off on Joo-killin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2025 04:11 PM (y9nCu)

135 Best pomegranates in town. Great baklava, though still prefer the Kurdish place out in El Cajon.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 04:09 PM (U/Byj)


Here, of course, we have two mexican restaurants which are renowned for changing the fry oil every month or so.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 04:11 PM (rbvCR)

136 79 The dhow? How's a book of ancient Chinese philosophy gonna haul an iceberg?

Posted by: Leftist PhD candidate at December 10, 2025 04:11 PM (pd4dZ)

137 Population: 8.7 million (2025)
Posted by: Baldy at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (4/qdm)



Texas as 30 million.

Has droughts.

Has water.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

138 But the Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Stich Jones stays. The Swede? I have bad news.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 10, 2025 04:11 PM (JIS8C)

139 125 We had a good looking Iranian girl working for us for awhile. Then one day she wore short sleeves and we got to see how hairy her arms were.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

Well, hello, big boys...
https://tinyurl.com/mu8j274f

Posted by: Princess of Persia at December 10, 2025 04:12 PM (ynpvh)

140 President Donald Trump on Wednesday said the United States seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela in what appears to be an escalation in the administration’s campaign against the country over drug trafficking. _ET

Some appearances are not apparitions but based on fact.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:12 PM (Hm8Vv)

141 Just use Brawndo, dipshits.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (XMwZJ)

It's got electrolytes!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 04:12 PM (g8Ew8)

142 I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better.
That's how eye roll.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 04:13 PM (+Oyis)

143 We had a good looking Iranian girl working for us for awhile. Then one day she wore short sleeves and we got to see how hairy her arms were.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

Well, hello, big boys...
https://tinyurl.com/mu8j274f
Posted by: Princess of Persia at December 10, 2025 04:12 PM (ynpvh)
____

Nobody will ever be able to convince me that ain't a dude

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

144 Didn't Israel design and install their water system under the Shah?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

145 This is why everything today is "below average"; they've wrecked the local environment that kept those averages up.
I don't disagree that God had a hand; but time and again, the very worst punishments inflicted on people are the consequences of the things they choose to do to themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (uWKK

Yes growing up our little creek had several bad almost floods. They kept calling them 100 year floods tho there were about 5 of them. They'd built huge lots for department stores upstream, a huge interstate berm, and mounded up one side about 30 foot for apartments, then built a culvert road over it by the school. When a big thunderstorm dropped stuff upstream it hit the improvised dam hard.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:14 PM (8avO+)

146 Let them drink oil !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:14 PM (g47mK)

147
New Tehran will be better anyways. Just like New York, New Hampshire, New Orleans, New Braunfels, New Haven, New Brunswick, & New Smyrna Beach.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 04:14 PM (IifOV)

148 Too bad for them, ain't it?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 04:14 PM (Ia/+0)

149 146 Let them drink oil !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:14 PM (g47mK)

Desalination plants...woulda been a much better investment than nukes.

Posted by: Princess of Persia at December 10, 2025 04:15 PM (ynpvh)

150 Iran has access to water on two coasts. Desalinization works.

Stop investing in nukes and buy some desalinization plants.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 10, 2025 04:15 PM (TezPK)

151 Off, sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:15 PM (ynpvh)

152 Meanwhile we have record flooding in Western Washington.

Rag headed bastards can drink dust.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2025 04:16 PM (W2Pud)

153 Well, hello, big boys...
https://tinyurl.com/mu8j274f

Posted by: Princess of Persia at December 10, 2025 04:12 PM (ynpvh)

This is what I get for missing my 3:00 coffee infusion. I clicked before my brain engaged. Wow...thats fucking nasty.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 04:16 PM (snZF9)

154 149, 150 :

Hive mind.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 10, 2025 04:16 PM (TezPK)

155 So does this mean the Imam in the well can stop swimming after all these years finally?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

156 142 I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better.
That's how eye roll.
Posted by: rickb223

Uh, can we put a lid on the eye puns?

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 10, 2025 04:16 PM (JIS8C)

157 153 Well, hello, big boys...
https://tinyurl.com/mu8j274f

Posted by: Princess of Persia at December 10, 2025 04:12 PM (ynpvh)

This is what I get for missing my 3:00 coffee infusion. I clicked before my brain engaged. Wow...thats fucking nasty.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 04:16 PM (snZF9)

She'll fit in fine with the other Disney princesses...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

158 I bet ayatollah and his boys get as much water as they want!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (g47mK)

159 Silver spot price at $61.97 per oz (all time high dollar price). That means a 1964 or earlier quarter has $11.06 worth of silver in it. Silver and Gold aren't going up, the dollar is lying on the ground bleeding out.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (Da7Vv)

160 I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better.
That's how eye roll.
Posted by: rickb223

Uh, can we put a lid on the eye puns?
Posted by: Kratwurst

Those who make eye puns deserve the lash!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

161 156 142 I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better.
That's how eye roll.
Posted by: rickb223

Uh, can we put a lid on the eye puns?

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 10, 2025 04:16 PM (JIS8C)

Eye, someone deserves lashes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

162 Water is un-Islamic.

Posted by: Mullah Water Counsel at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (ms0pm)

163 Do they have a river?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (ufetp)

Its an upland, no major rivers in Iran to speak of. Tigris and Euprhates to the east in Iraq, nothing else to Pakistan.

Ancient Persia used to dig channels and canals to move snow runoff around to support cities...but these days the cities are hugely larger.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (8avO+)

164 what is the spot price of soybeans ???

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (g47mK)

165 No need to lash out at eye puns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (ufetp)

166 After the seizure of the oil tanker, 'West Texas Intermediate traded higher to settle above $58 after earlier dropping as much as 1%. Brent crude settled above $62.'
_Bloomberg

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:18 PM (Hm8Vv)

167 165 No need to lash out at eye puns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (ufetp)

Some want to put a liner under them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

168 Global Warming caused by Trump's Earth Unfriendly Policies to hurt Rag-Heads and Terrorists of Color !!!!!!!!!

Has nothing to do with building a city in the middle of the Desert.

Trump is the Anti-Christ sent to kill the Peace-Loving Iranian Ragheads of Color so that the USA can steal their precious bodily fluids !!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at December 10, 2025 04:18 PM (J9q9v)

169 Silver dimes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:19 PM (ufetp)

170 Meanwhile we have record flooding in Western Washington.

Rag headed bastards can drink dust.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2025 04:16 PM (W2Pud)

says a weatherman who forgot about the Glacial Floods and the Scablands.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:19 PM (8avO+)

171 I have no streaming in my apartment. I watched it on 4K disc. It's a good transfer with a quality atmos soundtrack.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

======

Ah, a man of true taste in the value of good presentation.

I tip my hat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)
______

[Fist bump]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:19 PM (iFTx/)

172 166 After the seizure of the oil tanker, 'West Texas Intermediate traded higher to settle above $58 after earlier dropping as much as 1%. Brent crude settled above $62.'
_Bloomberg

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:18 PM (Hm8Vv)

Well, that's because its cargo wasn't oil...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

173 Eye, someone deserves lashes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

It’s was Rick. Best not to cross him

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 10, 2025 04:19 PM (JIS8C)

174 That's it! No more monthly showers!

Posted by: Stinky Achmed at December 10, 2025 04:19 PM (qUkBO)

175 Just invade Iraq. They have rivers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:20 PM (ufetp)

176 High Speed Train would fix things.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 04:20 PM (2z57a)

177 When it comes to eye puns, I'm a slow pupil. Always a dilate and a dollar short.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

178
Do they have a river?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (ufetp)



Tehran is one of the few major cities in the world that apparently wasn't built on a navigable river. Them Persians is wicked smahrt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2025 04:20 PM (y9nCu)

179 Do they have a river?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:10 PM (ufetp)
____

"Duh. It's the river we're pushing the dirty Jooz into. 'From the river to the sea,' baby!"

-- Palestinians

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

180 176 High Speed Train would fix things.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Solar power.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 10, 2025 04:21 PM (JIS8C)

181 Solar panels could power the desalination plants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:21 PM (ufetp)

182 "Its an upland, no major rivers in Iran to speak of. Tigris and Euprhates to the east in Iraq, nothing else to Pakistan. "

In the very, very distant east.

Posted by: Geographer at December 10, 2025 04:21 PM (Q+gd/)

183 177 When it comes to eye puns, I'm a slow pupil. Always a dilate and a dollar short.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

Well, like river rafting, watch out for the cataracts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

184 I went to college with some Iranians and yes, they do rarely shower and would not shower in the Nude in front of us INFIDELS!!!!!!

Always smelled of cheap cologne....

Posted by: Jackson at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (J9q9v)

185 Iran has access to water on two coasts. Desalinization works.

Stop investing in nukes and buy some desalinization plants.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 10, 2025 04:15 PM (TezPK)

How do you get the desalinated water uphill to the altitude of Tehran? Tis about 5000 feet, neglecting any higher spots on the way.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

186 No one has mentioned a couple of obvious things about this story; first, the talk about "moving Tehran" is ridiculous; the population of Tehran is 9.7 million, and there's no place for those 9.7 million people to go.
Second, this means that when the crisis hits, and it will, those 9.7 million people are likely to go berserk, and the Iranian government will fall.
Why do I assume they won't fix anything in time? Because the Mullah's government is both totally incompetent, and even worse stuck in the mindset of "well Allah will provide a miracle for us."
No. He. Won't.
But they're going to go on spending their money building missiles and trying to make nukes and blaming Evil Jews for everything; they're not even going to try to fix it. They don't know how.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (uWKK8)

187 I've got a fovea - and it's for more eye puns!

Posted by: Halfhand at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (F061L)

188 Someone needs to charge (M-sad) with turning on all the taps.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (jFNww)

189 How do you get the desalinated water uphill to the altitude of Tehran? Tis about 5000 feet, neglecting any higher spots on the way.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

A bucket brigade?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (uWKK8)

190 Learn to Code .........

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 10, 2025 04:23 PM (J9q9v)

191 Any Iranian water shortage refugee voluptuous belly dancing gals?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 04:23 PM (wVcYX)

192 Drakkar Noir !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:23 PM (g47mK)

193 Flying Carpets?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:23 PM (ufetp)

194 185 Iran has access to water on two coasts. Desalinization works.

Stop investing in nukes and buy some desalinization plants.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 10, 2025 04:15 PM (TezPK)

How do you get the desalinated water uphill to the altitude of Tehran? Tis about 5000 feet, neglecting any higher spots on the way.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

Using their oil to fuel vehicles/pumps to transport it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:23 PM (ynpvh)

195 They are at best 2 weeks from abandoning the capital.
But never fear, there is still enough money to fund attacks on Israel!

And seriously - it's not the lack of rain. Iran has had absolutely horrid water management for decades. Even if it rained the rest of December the problem is not getting fixed. They need a revamp on the entire system of water management, top to bottom. And funny enough, Israel is absolutely the best country on earth to advise them on how to do this. Shame they are a bitter enemy.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 04:23 PM (C3IAS)

196 For what it's worth:

"Iran's water crisis is going from bad to worse as the Taliban's Pashdan Dam on the Hari River threatens the city of Mashhad's main water supply. Despite longstanding agreements, Iran's water share is being cut off. Experts blame both the Taliban's disregard for neighbors' rights and Tehran's failure to act on warnings."

Full article:

https://tinyurl.com/nfppju74

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 04:23 PM (2vZ9g)

197 In my best Edward G Robinson 10 Commandments voice " where's your water now?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 04:24 PM (D+mpw)

198 Water pipeline.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:24 PM (ufetp)

199 196 For what it's worth:

"Iran's water crisis is going from bad to worse as the Taliban's Pashdan Dam on the Hari River threatens the city of Mashhad's main water supply. Despite longstanding agreements, Iran's water share is being cut off. Experts blame both the Taliban's disregard for neighbors' rights and Tehran's failure to act on warnings."

Full article:

https://tinyurl.com/nfppju74

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 04:23 PM (2vZ9g)

"neighbors' rights". LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

200 Tehran may be forced to evacuate due to a severe water crisis, with experts warning that all taps in the city could soon run dry.


------------

Trump should troll them by offering them that AutoPen Empire "floating" pier ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 04:25 PM (GiIml)

201 High Speed Train would fix things.
Posted by: Pudinhead
......

It's the solution to everything. That and bitcoin.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

202 At least their blown-up nuke facilities will keep them warm...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:25 PM (ynpvh)

203 I imagine get desalinated water from the Caspian would be quicker than getting it from the Gulf, as the Caspian is much closer.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

204 EU Launches Full Antitrust Probe Into MSC–BlackRock Bid for Barcelona Container Terminal
-----

So, Blackrock not only wants to own America it also wants to own Europe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (Hm8Vv)

205 Any Iranian water shortage refugee voluptuous belly dancing gals?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025]/i]

***
"Voluptuous," I hope, in the old sense of "sensual and sensuous," not in the modern sense of "Where's my Ozempic?"

Sofia Vergara vs. Lizzo, in other words.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (wzUl9)

206 Who was rhe chick in Waterworld? Brunette? Kind of a low grade Lara San Giacomo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (zZu0s)

207 The Iranians hate the Taliban, Pakistan hates the Taliban, Iran and Pakistan hate each other, India hates Pakistan and uses the Taliban against them. Done properly there's an opportunity for a lot of dead Muslims

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (D+mpw)

208 This is interesting -- Tehran's reservoirs are apparently administered by LA Mayor Karen Bass.

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Iranian powerful elites are too busy oppressing their population to care about such things as the water supply. Karen Bass too busy visiting Africa and not looking after her city's water supply. Same, same.

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (1RAfh)

209 After several weeks of conversation with Gov. Tim "Gopher Balls" Walz an agreement has been reached to make Minneapolis the Capital of Iran.

Posted by: The Ayatollah at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (J9q9v)

210 Easier. Caspian is brackish.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (ufetp)

211 203 I imagine get desalinated water from the Caspian would be quicker than getting it from the Gulf, as the Caspian is much closer.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

How much of it is left? Heard it was shrinking fast...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (ynpvh)

212 33 Isn't there a "Twelfth Imam in the well" thing that's believed in Shi'a theology?
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

Obama was the 12th Imam.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (UnA8+)

213 My message to Persia: The is not a 'Me' problem. This is a 'Ewe' problem.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (hyS0X)

214 Trump should troll them by offering them that AutoPen Empire "floating" pier ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant
.......

I bet he could sell them a few icebergs.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

215 @206 Jeanne Tripplehorn ?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (D+mpw)

216 Priorities. Water, or kill Jews.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (Q+gd/)

217 Just use Brawndo, dipshits.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (XMwZJ)

I have a great idea. If Tehran is abandoned, it would be a great place to send illegals from the US.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (g8Ew8)

218 Damn, it was Jeanna Tripplehorn.

I can only think of her nude turn in Basic Instinct.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (zZu0s)

219 If you read the sources coming out of Iran, they are also on a serious murder rampage. They are hanging people at record rates. It’s at the point they’re doing triple and quadruple hangings of anyone they even think is a collaborator or heretic. It’s like the Spanish Inquisition with a dash of cumin.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (IYMzU)

220 Life Straw FTW.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (ufetp)

221 It's an interesting story. It was Blofeld, Blofeld's tanker. It was his yacht they say, disguised as an oil tanker. Really incredible. It could go under water. They say it is the biggest submarine anyone has ever seen. But we got it while it was still on the surface. Really amazing stuff our guys can do, our sailors and marines. No one's ever seen anything like it. But I hear that Blofeld might be related to royalty or something. Maybe a prince or a king, do you think he might be a king? I don't know, we're gonna have to see. But yeah, it's an amazing story. They'll make a movie about it someday. Hopefully not with Robert DeNiro, I really hate that guy. And I hear he's struggling lately, not getting much work.

Posted by: The Donald at December 10, 2025 04:28 PM (qUkBO)

222 I like the idea of Iran trying to conquer the rivers of Babylon...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:28 PM (g47mK)

223 Two thirsty Iranians walk into a Jewish deli…

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 04:28 PM (IYMzU)

224 Although I have to laugh; when seas and lakes shrink, it humans and/or global warming. Hey guys, the Sahara used to be green and wet; was it man's fault 5K or 10K years ago?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:29 PM (ynpvh)

225 Iran wastes more water than it drinks. But a wide margin:

1) The distribution system is leaky.
2) Rapid population growth and development over critical water management areas.
3) Growing the wrong sort of food with the wrong methods.
4) Total lack of conservation and recycling.

There is no scientific fact that indicates climate change has been the main cause of the water bankruptcy in Iran on a national scale.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 04:29 PM (C3IAS)

226 196 For what it's worth:

"Iran's water crisis is going from bad to worse as the Taliban's Pashdan Dam on the Hari River threatens the city of Mashhad's main water supply. Despite longstanding agreements, Iran's water share is being cut off. Experts blame both the Taliban's disregard for neighbors' rights and Tehran's failure to act on warnings."

Full article:

https://tinyurl.com/nfppju74
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 04:23 PM (2vZ9g)

Ooh how I hope that Iran attacks Afghanistan for the water, and then the Taliban get scared and call the Red Army in from China to back them up. That could have so many delicious permutations.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 04:29 PM (uWKK8)

227 Aaargh! No paste! No paste!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 04:29 PM (g8Ew8)

228 At least they still have pecans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:29 PM (ufetp)

229 Why do I think there is some government body in Minnesota that wants to import a 1 million Iranians as climate refuges?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 04:29 PM (C3IAS)

230 It’s like the Spanish Inquisition with a dash of cumin.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (IYMzU)

Carrots? Cocoa? Macaroni?

They seem like the types.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 04:29 PM (zZu0s)

231 Go East until you fall into Euphrates !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:29 PM (g47mK)

232 I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better.
That's how eye roll.
Posted by: rickb223

Uh, can we put a lid on the eye puns?
Posted by: Kratwurst

Those who make eye puns deserve the lash!
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

They get paid for them in Elbonian Eye Cruds.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 10, 2025 04:30 PM (S/Y4j)

233 Well, hello, big boys...
https://tinyurl.com/mu8j274f
Posted by: Princess of Persia

Lol, the second or third comment down (after the explanation that Persian beauty standards encouraged hairy women and effeminate men)

Bruh no matter the religion or history people love twinks

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 10, 2025 04:30 PM (JCZqz)

234

Evacuate Tehran? Evacuate it to where? It's millions. The whole country is dried out. Evacuate to where?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2025 04:30 PM (t1fZA)

235 This seems, allah's will, so reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

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What if it's not allah? What if it's the real God? They will never get it though.

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2025 04:30 PM (1RAfh)

236 >>Two thirsty Iranians walk into a Jewish deli…


Sorry, fellas. You need a Tie.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 04:30 PM (TR2dy)

237 But yeah, it's an amazing story. They'll make a movie about it someday. Hopefully not with Robert DeNiro, I really hate that guy. And I hear he's struggling lately, not getting much work.
Posted by: The Donald at December 10, 2025 04:28 PM (qUkBO)

rofl! Great work!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 04:30 PM (uWKK8)

238
I bet he could sell them a few icebergs.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 04:27 PM (v0R5T)



If we had Greenland, we could provide icebergs to the Persians.

Alaskan icebergs would be better used in Clownifornia, but they're in the process of banning ice...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2025 04:30 PM (y9nCu)

239 236 >>Two thirsty Iranians walk into a Jewish deli…


Sorry, fellas. You need a Tie.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 04:30 PM (TR2dy)

A Thai you say?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:31 PM (ynpvh)

240 We were told that one of the things Lifestraw doesn’t work for is urine. lol you guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 04:31 PM (IYMzU)

241 Titanic Icebergs LTC

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 04:31 PM (o2ZRX)

242 How much of it is left? Heard it was shrinking fast...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

The Aral Sea has damn near disappeared, but I hadn't heard much about the Caspian.

It does have natural fluctuations in water level, and it has been going down in the last few years, but nothing like the carnage the Soviets inflicted on the Aral.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

243 How do you get the desalinated water uphill to the altitude of Tehran? Tis about 5000 feet, neglecting any higher spots on the way.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)


I'd prolly use pumps. Maybe a series of holding areas so that each set of pumps had a limited rise it had to overcome. I'm not that kind of engineer, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

244 The Iranians hate the Taliban, Pakistan hates the Taliban, Iran and Pakistan hate each other, India hates Pakistan and uses the Taliban against them. Done properly there's an opportunity for a lot of dead Muslims

And everybody hates the Jews!

Posted by: Zombie Tom Lehrer at December 10, 2025 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

245 Evacuate Tehran? Evacuate it to where? It's millions. The whole country is dried out. Evacuate to where?

==

Banks of Tigris!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:32 PM (g47mK)

246 Population: 8.7 million (2025)
Posted by: Baldy at December 10, 2025


***
"There are 8.7 million stories in the Naked Islam City. You have just seen one of them."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:32 PM (wzUl9)

247 Drive the Iraqis into the sea.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:33 PM (ufetp)

248 Video shows Chinese vessels operating with impunity off the coasts of the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman, employing “pulse fishing,” a highly destructive method that blasts high-voltage electricity into the sea to stun and bring millions of fish to the surface.
https://tinyurl.com/btuem73d

It's bad enough them claiming the South China Sea but Hoovering up all our food - You know, Peking is within Cruise missile range from S Korea.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:33 PM (Hm8Vv)

249 The Jews and Trump!!

How do they do it?

I'd advise all the virgins in heaven to rest up. Lots of eager customers arriving soon.

Posted by: Random PJ at December 10, 2025 04:33 PM (RRCAT)

250 "There are 8.7 million stories in the Naked Islam City. You have just seen one of them."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:32 PM (wzUl9)

If they all look like Fatima, please, please! No mas, no mas!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 04:33 PM (uWKK8)

251 But they're going to go on spending their money building missiles and trying to make nukes and blaming Evil Jews for everything; they're not even going to try to fix it. They don't know how.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 04:22 PM (uWKK

The Caspian is closest, but there's a big mountain range and the sea there may not be in great shape itself. The Aral sea has had issues with drying up. Probably the answer is all of the above, desalinization and canals and dispersal. It should keep them busy

There are also periodic massive quakes in that part of the world to consider.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (8avO+)

252 @242 Bulg a couple of the dams causing the Aral Sea to go dry have been removed. It's back up to about 40%of its original size.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (D+mpw)

253 Such a darn shame.

Broken up about it. I'm cereal, you guys.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (A0sqA)

254 Hawaiian Judge orders Trump to give Iran water immediately !!!!

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (J9q9v)

255 Making eye puns on a thread about Iran. That's very farsi-ghted of us.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

256 Does uranium refinement require a lot of water? I know nuclear reactors do.

Posted by: pookysgirl needs to ask her nuke expert at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (Wt5PA)

257 248 Video shows Chinese vessels operating with impunity off the coasts of the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman, employing “pulse fishing,” a highly destructive method that blasts high-voltage electricity into the sea to stun and bring millions of fish to the surface.
https://tinyurl.com/btuem73d


I'm sure Greenpeace will jump right on that. Right? Right??

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (2vZ9g)

258 2) Rapid population growth and development over critical water management areas.

Yes, but the Iranian population has reached a plateau, and will soon start decreasing. They just need to hang on for another 50 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (Riz8t)

259 248 Video shows Chinese vessels operating with impunity off the coasts of the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman, employing “pulse fishing,” a highly destructive method that blasts high-voltage electricity into the sea to stun and bring millions of fish to the surface.
https://tinyurl.com/btuem73d

It's bad enough them claiming the South China Sea but Hoovering up all our food - You know, Peking is within Cruise missile range from S Korea.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:33 PM (Hm8Vv)

Damn Chinese been watching too many King Ghidora movies!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 04:35 PM (uWKK8)

260 Yes, but the Iranian population has reached a plateau, and will soon start decreasing. They just need to hang on for another 50 years.

https://is.gd/OU5qD1

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 04:35 PM (Riz8t)

261 Bulg a couple of the dams causing the Aral Sea to go dry have been removed. It's back up to about 40%of its original size.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Oh, that's good to hear. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:35 PM (77rzZ)

262 Damn, it was Jeanna Tripplehorn.

I can only think of her nude turn in Basic Instinct.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025


***
I could never understand why Michael Douglas's character in that movie preferred to stick his, uh, equipment into Sharon Stone's crazy, when he had Jeanne the lovely brunette all heated up for him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:36 PM (wzUl9)

263 Isn't this the future of Arizona?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:36 PM (ufetp)

264 The Iranian Government just announced it has hired Gov. Gav "The Stud" Newsome as their new Minister of Water Resources....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at December 10, 2025 04:36 PM (J9q9v)

265 I'd prolly use pumps. Maybe a series of holding areas so that each set of pumps had a limited rise it had to overcome. I'm not that kind of engineer, though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

1/4 mile of sanding water is moved by pump into the Los Angeles water district from the central valley

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 10, 2025 04:36 PM (jFNww)

266 This is interesting -- Tehran's reservoirs are apparently administered by LA Mayor Karen Bass. Who knew.

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Her nickname over there is "Karen Delta Smelt."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 04:36 PM (GiIml)

267 The water crisis in Iran has been looming for a century now. Successive governments, going back to the one before the previous Shah, have been building projects demanding water in places where there was no water.

And nobody, not even Khomeini in his early days, had the political capital to stop it.

Not only has there been little rainfall recently but they've sucked the aquifers dry so there's nothing to fall back on.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 10, 2025 04:37 PM (BLOW1)

268 It's kind of too bad they spent all their money trying to kill Jews and spread the terror of Islam instead of on water infrastructure for their people.

Go long on virgins, I guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 04:37 PM (Da1lH)

269 Aquaducts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:37 PM (ufetp)

270 Video shows Chinese vessels operating with impunity off the coasts of the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman, employing “pulse fishing,” a highly destructive method that blasts high-voltage electricity into the sea to stun and bring millions of fish to the surface.
https://tinyurl.com/btuem73d

It's bad enough them claiming the South China Sea but Hoovering up all our food - You know, Peking is within Cruise missile range from S Korea.


There are maps of all the Chinese vessels off the coast of Peru. Technically, they're in international waters, but it's clear they are going to devastate those waters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJG_Ct42oo

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

271 255 Making eye puns on a thread about Iran. That's very farsi-ghted of us.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

Well, they're also pet disadvantaged; all pets must be Sh-SH-SH-SHIA pets...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

272 Isn't this the future of Arizona?
Posted by: Boss Moss

I remember in the 80s, when everyone, it seemed, was leaving the Great Lakes region for the Southwest, only to discover that, gee, there's a lot less water here than in where we came from.

A lot of those folks ended up moving back to where the water was.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

273 Hawaiian Judge orders Trump to give Iran water immediately !!!!
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (J9q9v)


As I am a firm believer in following the law and abiding by all judicial rulings, I have ordered the US Air Force to drop a case of Costco water bottles on Tehran. The big gallon bottles, not those little 20 ounce things. -- Trump

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 04:38 PM (ExV1e)

274 The Iranians also turned Lake Urmia into a smaller Sea of Azov salty wasteland.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 04:38 PM (8gejw)

275 Damn Chinese been watching too many King Ghidora movies!
Posted by: Tom Servo
---

We used to call it telephoning but when we got enough for supper we quit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:38 PM (Hm8Vv)

276 Refilling aquifers and desalinization ain't gonna immanentize the eschaton.

Posted by: Imam Let's Keep Our Eye On the Ball Here at December 10, 2025 04:38 PM (2vZ9g)

277 The water crisis in Iran has been looming for a century now. Successive governments, going back to the one before the previous Shah, have been building projects demanding water in places where there was no water.

And nobody, not even Khomeini in his early days, had the political capital to stop it.

Not only has there been little rainfall recently but they've sucked the aquifers dry so there's nothing to fall back on.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 10, 2025


***
Morning to you, Pixy. Just starting your work day, I see, or at least your first coffee break?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:38 PM (wzUl9)

278 We already have a similar collapse of public systems here where our own radicals decide on spending priorities.

Palisades, anyone?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 04:39 PM (A0sqA)

279 There are maps of all the Chinese vessels off the coast of Peru. Technically, they're in international waters, but it's clear they are going to devastate those waters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJG_Ct42oo


Obligatory: China is ASSHOE!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 04:39 PM (Riz8t)

280 266 This is interesting -- Tehran's reservoirs are apparently administered by LA Mayor Karen Bass. Who knew.

-----------

Her nickname over there is "Karen Delta Smelt."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 04:36 PM (GiIml)

I don't want to know about her delta or how it smelt...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

281 There are maps of all the Chinese vessels off the coast of Peru. Technically, they're in international waters, but it's clear they are going to devastate those waters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJG_Ct42oo
Posted by: Archimedes

Chinese fishing vessels do a significant amount of mischief in the waters near the Galapagos Islands.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:39 PM (77rzZ)

282 Isn't this the future of Arizona?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Gila river, salt river, colorado. and my water table is rising... homes use less h2o than agriculture. Tucson area is completely overdrawn though..

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 10, 2025 04:39 PM (jFNww)

283 Isn't this the future of Arizona?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:36 PM (ufetp)

--------------

Southern Nevada (Las Vegas & Henderson).

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 04:39 PM (GiIml)

284 270 Video shows Chinese vessels operating with impunity off the coasts of the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman, employing “pulse fishing,” a highly destructive method that blasts high-voltage electricity into the sea to stun and bring millions of fish to the surface.
https://tinyurl.com/btuem73d

It's bad enough them claiming the South China Sea but Hoovering up all our food - You know, Peking is within Cruise missile range from S Korea.

There are maps of all the Chinese vessels off the coast of Peru. Technically, they're in international waters, but it's clear they are going to devastate those waters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJG_Ct42oo

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

They turn off their transponders when they get to the edge of international waters...so yes, they are poaching.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

285 It's 7000+ miles from Iran to the Davis Sea of Antarctica. Antarctica might be good for a few icebergs per year.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 04:40 PM (rj6Yv)

286 Hey y'all let's talk about 9/11 some more!

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 10, 2025 04:40 PM (GD2xa)

287 276 Refilling aquifers and desalinization ain't gonna immanentize the eschaton.

Posted by: Imam Let's Keep Our Eye On the Ball Here at December 10, 2025 04:38 PM (2vZ9g)

What about fracking?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:40 PM (ynpvh)

288 This is interesting -- Tehran's reservoirs are apparently administered by LA Mayor Karen Bass. Who knew.

-----------
Her nickname over there is "Karen Delta Smelt."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025
*
I don't want to know about her delta or how it smelt...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025


***
Delta of Venus?

More like Delta of Kali.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:40 PM (wzUl9)

289 Does uranium refinement require a lot of water? I know nuclear reactors do.
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to ask her nuke expert at December 10, 2025 04:34 PM (Wt5PA)

It used to be done with gas form of U, Uranium Hexafluoride.

But even without industry and crops, millions of people drink a lot of water.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:42 PM (8avO+)

290 @203/Bulg: "I imagine get desalinated water from the Caspian would be quicker than getting it from the Gulf, as the Caspian is much closer."

Yup, this. Just looked at a map myself, and looked up the Caspian Sea and yes, the southern end is brackish (salt water) but this can be dealt with.

1. Build Desalinization Plants around Chalus.
2. Build a 140 to 150km pipeline (or a multitude of pipelines) from the plants to Tehran.

As a secondary project:
3. Sell the salt.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 10, 2025 04:43 PM (O7YUW)

291 Good thong they never bathe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:43 PM (ufetp)

292 Hey guys, the Sahara used to be green and wet; was it man's fault 5K or 10K years ago?

The cattle ate all the soybean futures, and the resulting farts ruined the climate-so yes, it obviously was the fault of Reich wing capitalists.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 10, 2025 04:44 PM (Da7Vv)

293 Tehran is at 4500 ft. The power to pump any volume of water nearly a mile up is astronomical. Add in the volume required and you have a pipeline 5 meters diameter. They don't have the power needed to do this. not even close.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 04:44 PM (EMg+d)

294 291 Good thong they never bathe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:43 PM (ufetp)

Crusty Thong...I wonder who they fronted for?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:45 PM (ynpvh)

295 277 Morning to you, Pixy. Just starting your work day, I see, or at least your first coffee break?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Morning Wolfus!

Yeah, up a little early this morning. Cleaning the kitchen, for reasons I'll cover in tomorrow's thread.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 10, 2025 04:45 PM (BLOW1)

296 The Iranians hate the Taliban, Pakistan hates the Taliban, Iran and Pakistan hate each other, India hates Pakistan and uses the Taliban against them. Done properly there's an opportunity for a lot of dead Muslims
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 04:26 PM (D+mpw)
======

The Taliban have warehouses filled with 21st century military equipment, ammunition, vehicles, helicopters, spare parts. So, yeah, Taliban's ready to roll.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 04:45 PM (rj6Yv)

297 Video shows Chinese vessels operating with impunity off the coasts of the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman, employing “pulse fishing,” a highly destructive method that blasts high-voltage electricity into the sea to stun and bring millions of fish to the surface.
https://tinyurl.com/btuem73d



Oklahomans do this with an old rotary phone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

298 The U.S. Coast Guard announced Tuesday it has seized more than 150,000 pounds of cocaine in the Eastern Pacific Ocean since launching Operation Pacific Viper in early August,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:45 PM (Hm8Vv)

299 Aquaducts.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 04:37 PM (ufetp)

The difficulty is Tehran is high up, surrounded by deserts and mountains. Even with pumps its no joke and would cost a lot.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:45 PM (8avO+)

300 Hawaii judge orders the Tehran water reserves to be filled again.

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 10, 2025 04:46 PM (irs4S)

301 A Pixy sighting!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Pulse fishing when depth charges are too obvious.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 04:46 PM (8gejw)

303 The Taliban have warehouses filled with 21st century military equipment, ammunition, vehicles, helicopters, spare parts. So, yeah, Taliban's ready to roll.

I think you're giving them more credit for maintenance and operation than they deserve.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 04:46 PM (Riz8t)

304 293 Tehran is at 4500 ft. The power to pump any volume of water nearly a mile up is astronomical. Add in the volume required and you have a pipeline 5 meters diameter. They don't have the power needed to do this. not even close.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 04:44 PM (EMg+d)

You pump up to holding tanks. Yes, that'll be lots and lots of holding tanks at various altitudes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:46 PM (ynpvh)

305 Not only has there been little rainfall recently but they've sucked the aquifers dry so there's nothing to fall back on.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 10, 2025

Knew a girl like that in college.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 04:46 PM (zZu0s)

306 I've heard that the Great Salt Lake is shrinking, too. Too much is being diverted for agriculture. Must have desalination plants there, as well.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

307 Iran should import alcohol

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (Ia/+0)

308 Tehran is at 4500 ft. The power to pump any volume of water nearly a mile up is astronomical. Add in the volume required and you have a pipeline 5 meters diameter. They don't have the power needed to do this. not even close.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 04:44 PM (EMg+d)
=====
Ok so put the water tank up there in the first place.
--Millennials

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (A0sqA)

309 Tehran is at 4500 ft. The power to pump any volume of water nearly a mile up is astronomical.

==

Sounds like a "them" problem.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (g47mK)

310 Aqueduct

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (zZu0s)

311 Sounds like BadlandChugs was sent to Iran on a covert mission.

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (irs4S)

312 I have been led to believe that desalinated water is not potable. It can be used for cleaning and watering crops, but not for drinking.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (W2Pud)

313 Pistachios, not pecans, I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 04:48 PM (U/Byj)

314 Just remember, Allah is punishing them.

This is the kind of stuff that causes regimes to fail.

If it doesn't rain soon, you can count on the mullahs getting launched.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 04:48 PM (EMg+d)

315 Tehran population 9.6 million.
Average male needs 1 gallon a day female .7. Kids less. Go with .7. Tehran goes through about 6.8 million gallons, just for drinking, a day.

Tehran is a big city. Be a shame if...

Posted by: Complete the sentence at December 10, 2025 04:48 PM (AoMt0)

316 307 Iran should import alcohol

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (Ia/+0)

They should ask the Jews to borrow the weather machine. Really nicely.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 04:48 PM (Da1lH)

317 You pump up to holding tanks. Yes, that'll be lots and lots of holding tanks at various altitudes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:46 PM (ynpvh)
====

This guy gets it!
--Millenials

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 04:48 PM (A0sqA)

318 The Taliban have warehouses filled with 21st century military equipment, ammunition, vehicles, helicopters, spare parts. So, yeah, Taliban's ready to roll.

I think you're giving them more credit for maintenance and operation than they deserve.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 04:46 PM (Riz8t)

Plus few trained operators and fuel left I'd imagine.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:49 PM (8avO+)

319 This is the kind of stuff that causes regimes to fail.

If it doesn't rain soon, you can count on the mullahs getting launched.
Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 04:48 PM (EMg+d)
====
I've been wrong too many times about that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 04:49 PM (A0sqA)

320 Just remember, Allah is punishing them.

This is the kind of stuff that causes regimes to fail.

If it doesn't rain soon, you can count on the mullahs getting launched.
Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 04:48 PM (EMg+d)

By their reasoning, they have lost the favor of Allah in some way and deserve this.

*drinks*

That's some high quality H2O right there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

321 @RealJamesWoods . 6h

Amazon commits over $35 billion to India through 2030 to scale AI and create 1 million jobs - CNBC

Now imagine what one million jobs could do for struggling Americans.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:49 PM (Hm8Vv)

322 312 I have been led to believe that desalinated water is not potable. It can be used for cleaning and watering crops, but not for drinking.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (W2Pud)

If the water is low-enough in salt, it can be pumped into a water treatment plant to make it potable. The issue probably has to do with preventing bacteria and virii from multiplying in it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:49 PM (ynpvh)

323 Yeah, up a little early this morning. Cleaning the kitchen, for reasons I'll cover in tomorrow's thread.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

Hello, Pixy. You and I don't interact much, since I'm not a techie and used to view the Tech Thread as an annoying roadblock holding up JJ's Morning Report.

But I'm over that now. G'day, Mate!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:50 PM (77rzZ)

324 Pretty sure desalinated water can be made to potable levels. Dubai (and other Gulf states) get all their water from this source.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 04:50 PM (U/Byj)

325 I have been led to believe that desalinated water is not potable. It can be used for cleaning and watering crops, but not for drinking.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (W2Pud)
=====

Kool-Ade?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 04:50 PM (A0sqA)

326 Karen Bass is more like the Okavango Delta, an inland delta. Gets swampy at the end of the rainy season and dries out leaving dead wildebeests around her cooter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 04:50 PM (D+mpw)

327 "Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen proposed over the last 40 years of my life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The Salma Hayak Sensible Border Act of 2019 was crushed by the Karen AWFL crowd.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 04:50 PM (Y8DZL)

328 317 You pump up to holding tanks. Yes, that'll be lots and lots of holding tanks at various altitudes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:46 PM (ynpvh)
====

This guy gets it!
--Millenials

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 04:48 PM (A0sqA)

Depends on the importance, timeframe, and cost...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:51 PM (ynpvh)

329 his is the kind of stuff that causes regimes to fail.

If it doesn't rain soon, you can count on the mullahs getting launched.
Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 04:48 PM (EMg+d)
====
I've been wrong too many times about that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 04:49 PM (A0sqA)

its easy to move the mullah's ...

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:51 PM (8avO+)

330 Yeah, up a little early this morning. Cleaning the kitchen, for reasons I'll cover in tomorrow's thread.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 10, 2025 04:45 PM (BLOW1)

Please tell me you are NOT getting a "smart" fridge!

Posted by: pookysgirl likes her appliances to be dumb at December 10, 2025 04:51 PM (Wt5PA)

331 - Napped right through the last thread.
Know which "independent agency" they really don't want Trump firing people from?
See my comment earlier this morning about CIGIE and watch Lara Logan's interview of Dr Timothy Shindelar.
It's why whistle blower evidence given to IG's and yes, congress, don't go anywhere.
Interview on utube and I think they said X.
That is all.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 10, 2025 04:51 PM (jMlHD)

332 It's a glacially slow news day, so I'll post it.
---
Tehran could probably use a few glaciers about now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 04:51 PM (ESVrU)

333 Tehran is at 4500 ft. The power to pump any volume of water nearly a mile up is astronomical. Add in the volume required and you have a pipeline 5 meters diameter. They don't have the power needed to do this. not even close.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 04:44 PM (EMg+d)


A bigger issue is that any solution which resulted in Tehran being livable by anything close to its current population would require a least a decade to accomplish and they don't have ten years. Even if they had a plan, even if they started today.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 04:51 PM (ExV1e)

334 Morning Wolfus!

Yeah, up a little early this morning. Cleaning the kitchen, for reasons I'll cover in tomorrow's thread.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 10, 2025


***
I need to do the same. Gonna be chilly here tomorrow; maybe I can get to it after breakfast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:52 PM (wzUl9)

335 Yeah, up a little early this morning. Cleaning the kitchen, for reasons I'll cover in tomorrow's thread.
Posted by: Pixy Misa
====

Love ya Pixy but I don't need more reasons to wake up at 2:30 Am

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 04:52 PM (A0sqA)

336 @RealJamesWoods . 6h

Amazon commits over $35 billion to India through 2030 to scale AI and create 1 million jobs - CNBC

Now imagine what one million jobs could do for struggling Americans.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:49 PM (Hm8Vv)

Great, a billion internet pictures of eight toed elephants.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:52 PM (8avO+)

337 They should ask the Jews to borrow the weather machine. Really nicely.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

IIRC, Israel actually sold military hardware to Iran during the Iran-Iraq war. I guess Saddam was viewed as a greater threat than Khomeini.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

338 I have been led to believe that desalinated water is not potable. It can be used for cleaning and watering crops, but not for drinking.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2025 04:47 PM (W2Pud)

I believe you have been misled, even though there is typically final treatment to call it potable. We would make fresh water via desalination both with evaporation/condensation and reverse osmosis.

Instantly drinkable, and you could pump it into aquifres or reservoirs and call it potable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 04:53 PM (Da1lH)

339 324 Pretty sure desalinated water can be made to potable levels. Dubai (and other Gulf states) get all their water from this source.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 04:50 PM (U/Byj)

Yeah. Worst case? Boil the water into stream using all those oil reserves, condense the steam into water...
There are plenty of other options. Can be done by reverse osmosis (most plants do this).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:53 PM (ynpvh)

340 When the water runs out the riots will be nuts . Be like watching a really really bloody French Revolution. "Exxxcellent"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 04:53 PM (D+mpw)

341 Pretty sure desalinated water can be made to potable levels. Dubai (and other Gulf states) get all their water from this source.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 04:50 PM (U/Byj)
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So do boats. Yachts usually have "water-makers" that desalinate and treat sea water so that it can be used by the crew and passengers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 04:53 PM (ESVrU)

342 80 again today. Damn Christmas tree (outside in a bucket of water) needs to have the pail refilled/topped up every day.

Good swim workout again tomorrow.

No "relief" in sight til Sunday when the high drops to 70.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 04:53 PM (U/Byj)

343 "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Posted by: PG at December 10, 2025 04:54 PM (1GUBr)

344 336 @RealJamesWoods . 6h

Amazon commits over $35 billion to India through 2030 to scale AI and create 1 million jobs - CNBC

Now imagine what one million jobs could do for struggling Americans.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 04:49 PM (Hm8Vv)

Great, a billion internet pictures of eight toed elephants.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:52 PM (8avO+)

AI: "Here's your elephant with eight toads"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 04:54 PM (ynpvh)

345 Jeanne Tripplethorne was a beauty back in the day.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

346 Have they considered sacrificing virgins? Oh, used them all up with that 72 thing.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 10, 2025 04:55 PM (MZ+PY)

347 "Only hot chicks" is as valid an immigration policy as anything else I've seen proposed over the last 40 years of my life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody immigrates for free.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 04:55 PM (Da1lH)

348 its easy to move the mullah's ...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:51 PM (8avO+)


Sure. One trebuchet would do it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

349 Love ya Pixy but I don't need more reasons to wake up at 2:30 Am
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025


***
In my last years at work I used to get up close to that on mornings when I planned to work out. Got to the office at six am and could hang out here, or read, or other things, before starting the actual "work" day at eight.

I've shifted everything down the line about two hours or a bit more now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:56 PM (wzUl9)

350 My grandmother controlled the weather until she passed away in 1991.
We’ve had climate change ever since

Posted by: Avi at December 10, 2025 04:56 PM (Lbsds)

351 The Bahamas are pretty much completely dependent on desalinated water. They pumped all the ground water out of the lens and it's pretty much undrinkable and useless for irrigation.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 04:57 PM (EMg+d)

352 Yep, that's our plan. Resettle 8 million people out into the deserts.

Posted by: Tehran at December 10, 2025 04:57 PM (0ZmKh)

353 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:56 PM (wzUl9)

I miss the days when your boss would be out on Fridays and you'd float plans to sneak out early, at which point I'd post a comment about all the work that came up that you needed to work late for, and sock it as "Wolfus' boss."

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:58 PM (77rzZ)

354 Please tell me you are NOT getting a "smart" fridge!
Posted by: pookysgirl likes her appliances to be dumb at December 10, 2025 04:51 PM (Wt5PA)

I don’t think Pixy is the smart fridge type since the only thing in it is gluten-free chicken nuggets and the occasional batch of kangaroo meat.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 04:59 PM (6ydKt)

355 Yep, that's our plan. Resettle 8 million people out into the deserts.
Posted by: Tehran at December 10, 2025


***
Since they think they are twice as good as Hebrews, they can wander in the desert for *eighty* years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 04:59 PM (wzUl9)

356
Good swim workout again tomorrow.

No "relief" in sight til Sunday when the high drops to 70.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 04:53 PM (U/Byj)

I can't believe how warm it is, it's in the 80s at the base and it's always cold there.

Posted by: Caligirl at December 10, 2025 04:59 PM (gpah0)

357 Countries neighboring Iran better prepare.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2025 04:59 PM (Q+gd/)

358 Iran has faced severe drought for six years,

Have you tried emptying the reservoirs in times of plenty?

Posted by: Gavin Newscum at December 10, 2025 04:59 PM (0ZmKh)

359 I miss the days when your boss would be out on Fridays and you'd float plans to sneak out early, at which point I'd post a comment about all the work that came up that you needed to work late for, and sock it as "Wolfus' boss."
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025


***
That was cool.

The joke, not the job.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:00 PM (wzUl9)

360
I believe you have been misled, even though there is typically final treatment to call it potable. We would make fresh water via desalination both with evaporation/condensation and reverse osmosis.

Instantly drinkable, and you could pump it into aquifres or reservoirs and call it potable.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 04:53 PM (Da1lH)

"I'd die before I'd drink my own Urine!"
"Oh, that's only Wishful Thinking."

Posted by: Famous lines from Blackadder at December 10, 2025 05:00 PM (uWKK8)

361 I miss the days when your boss would be out on Fridays and you'd float plans to sneak out early, at which point I'd post a comment about all the work that came up that you needed to work late for, and sock it as "Wolfus' boss."
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:58 PM (77rzZ)


If it makes you feel better, I'm leaving work at noon on Friday. Of course, I'm never going back so having my 'boss' say there was work to do would be pointless but you could say it anyway.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 05:00 PM (ExV1e)

362 According to the Wall Street Journal, Tehran's water-supply system was designed and built by Israeli engineers, working during the Shah's regime, of course. Since then, it's not been maintained - "inshallah", don't you see - with predictable results. Not sabotage, not Jewish space lasers, just plain old neglect and incompetence.

Posted by: Nemo at December 10, 2025 05:00 PM (4RPgu)

363
The Taliban have warehouses filled with 21st century military equipment, ammunition, vehicles, helicopters, spare parts. So, yeah, Taliban's ready to roll.
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 04:45 PM (rj6Yv)



The days when every Afghan was a master marksman are long gone. After the Soviets flooded the country with Kalashnikovs, the Afghans adopted the standard hip-shooting mag dump marksmanship just like every other mohammedan in the world.

Same thing with the more sophisticated equipment. There's a handful of Afghans who can be truly dangerous with it, but the majority are illiterate donkey-fucking savages who can't shoot for shit. The danger with all of that Biden-gifted equipment is that they'll sell it to someone who can actually use it: meaning, non-mohammedan infidels

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2025 05:00 PM (y9nCu)

364 I don’t think Pixy is the smart fridge type since the only thing in it is gluten-free chicken nuggets and the occasional batch of kangaroo meat.
==
I had Australian beer once. It was pretty good. You could really taste the Kangaroo.

Posted by: Gday at December 10, 2025 05:00 PM (AoMt0)

365 Iran has faced severe drought for six years,

Have you tried emptying the reservoirs in times of plenty?

Posted by: Gavin Newscum at December 10, 2025 04:59 PM (0ZmKh)

Have you tried turning Islam off and back on again?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 05:01 PM (Da1lH)

366
Jews control the Bamboo industry

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:01 PM (H1HTt)

367 Iran should try unplugging the reservoirs and then plugging them back in

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 05:01 PM (D+mpw)

368 345 Jeanne Tripplethorne was a beauty back in the day.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

She’s a big part of the reason I’ll sit through three hours of Waterworld.

That and seeing the girl from Napolen Dynamite before she grew up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:01 PM (6ydKt)

369
speaking of gas...

some AWFL made a huge stink over getting "farted on" in a grocery store??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:02 PM (H1HTt)

370 Same thing with the more sophisticated equipment. There's a handful of Afghans who can be truly dangerous with it, but the majority are illiterate donkey-fucking savages who can't shoot for shit. The danger with all of that Biden-gifted equipment is that they'll sell it to someone who can actually use it: meaning, non-mohammedan infidels
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2025 05:00 PM (y9nCu)

I know Russia was sniffing about a few years back as they ramped up. I do not know if they made any deals with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 05:02 PM (8avO+)

371 That was cool.

The joke, not the job.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Glad you liked it.

I help where I can.

*writes out another loyalty check to Sponge*

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 05:02 PM (77rzZ)

372 I'm down with an immigration policy of only hot girls that can pass a "i'm not too crazy" test. Whether from Iran, Ukraine, Korea, Japan.... why not?

I suspect the Ette's would love a "Pablo" exemption as well.

Posted by: SimoHayek at December 10, 2025 05:02 PM (0Aoc4)

373
ahhh, Jeanne Triplehorn

one of the many, many Hollywood women with eyes on the side of her face

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:03 PM (H1HTt)

374 If it makes you feel better, I'm leaving work at noon on Friday. Of course, I'm never going back so having my 'boss' say there was work to do would be pointless but you could say it anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025


***
I think I strolled out for the last time about 1:30 pm that day. Last time in that building too; my office moved this past summer (I wanted to avoid organizing that clusterf**k), so they have a whole different building much farther from the avenue where I used to park. I think I timed retirement well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:03 PM (wzUl9)

375 Amazon commits over $35 billion to India through 2030 to scale AI and create 1 million jobs - CNBC

If you're automating wrong answers and almost-English anyways, what are the million jobs for?

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 05:03 PM (0ZmKh)

376 Elon Musk said on the Katie Miller podcast that the current threat environment from radical left-wing activists remains too dangerous for him to appear in public, especially after the political assassination of Charlie Kirk.

Miller asked Musk:

"When's the last time you did something extremely ordinary like go to Target or CVS?"

Musk responded:

"I can't go to things where there's the general public because I'm there, there's an immediate, can I have a selfie line that forms, and these days, particularly in light of Charlie Kirk's murder, there are serious security issues. It's not that I don't want to. I simply can't."

Miller then asked:

"Has Charlie's murder changed how you do things or were you already locked down pretty well before that?"

Musk responded:

"It certainly reinforced the severity of the situation where life is on hardcore mode. You make one mistake, and you're dead, and it only takes one mistake."

Here's the clip:
youtube.com/watch?t=750&v=bz5Hjk40FD4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:03 PM (Hm8Vv)

377 speaking of gas...

some AWFL made a huge stink over getting "farted on" in a grocery store??
===
Terrance and Philip strike again

Posted by: Canadians at December 10, 2025 05:03 PM (AoMt0)

378 Jeanne Triplehorn, not thorn.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:03 PM (W7XSX)

379 Sorry for the pedantic outburst.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:04 PM (W7XSX)

380 I had Australian beer once. It was pretty good. You could really taste the Kangaroo.
Posted by: Gday at December 10, 2025 05:00 PM (AoMt0)

I’m pretty sure that’s the reason Foster’s cans are so big.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:04 PM (6ydKt)

381 Jesus said "By their fruits ye shall know them."

The Mormons and the Jews made their deserts "blossom as the rose." The Hamas and Iranians are busily destroying the blossoming deserts others left them.

Isn't that pretty much a "the defense rests your honor "moment?

Posted by: SimoHayek at December 10, 2025 05:05 PM (0Aoc4)

382 Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller has declared war on radical left-wing groups after Kirk's assassination.

.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:06 PM (Hm8Vv)

383 Maybe Star Wars vapors?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:06 PM (ufetp)

384
I guess Ace is busy watching Justine Bateman's livestream

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:06 PM (H1HTt)

385 I’m pretty sure that’s the reason Foster’s cans are so big.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:04 PM (6ydKt)


Aussie beer causes moobs?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 05:06 PM (ExV1e)

386 The Mormons and the Jews made their deserts "blossom as the rose." The Hamas and Iranians are busily destroying the blossoming deserts others left them.

Isn't that pretty much a "the defense rests your honor "moment?
Posted by: SimoHayek at December 10, 2025 05:05 PM (0Aoc4)

It also applies to places like Portland.
"By their Fruits you shall know them."

Posted by: Famous lines from Blackadder at December 10, 2025 05:06 PM (uWKK8)

387 If you read the sources coming out of Iran, they are also on a serious murder rampage. They are hanging people at record rates.

Gott be honest, that seems like the hard way to reduce demand for water.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 05:07 PM (a+4eV)

388 By their Furries and My Little Ponies ye shall know them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:08 PM (ufetp)

389 General Flynn Calls For National Address From Trump On Color Revolution Threat

https://tinyurl.com/ynt6f87u

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 05:08 PM (Hm8Vv)

390 378 Jeanne Triplehorn, not thorn.
Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:03 PM (W7XSX)

Her nickname was Triplehorny in high school.
Scarred her for life.

So she went to Hollywood and got banged by Michael Douglas in her first big role.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

391 What color this time?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (ufetp)

392 Are the Iranians recycling the water of their victims like the Fremen? A waste if they don't

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (D+mpw)

393 391 What color this time?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (ufetp)

Plaid

Posted by: Justice Sotomayor at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (VE6XX)

394 Gott be honest, that seems like the hard way to reduce demand for water
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He's right hanging is way to slow. What shall we do? Eureka, we will fake an endemic and mandate poisionous vaccines!!!

Posted by: The Mullahs at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (AoMt0)

395
NOOOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (H1HTt)

396 If you read the sources coming out of Iran, they are also on a serious murder rampage. They are hanging people at record rates.

Gott be honest, that seems like the hard way to reduce demand for water.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 05:07 PM (a+4eV)

They're really fond of their lawns.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (Da1lH)

397 I saw Pedantic Outburst open for...

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (77rzZ)

398


noood

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (H1HTt)

399 How hard can a desalination plant be to put up and run? But no, gotta build missiles instead to kill the jooowes. Sit down and have a glass or two of white wine . . . Oh wait! Well we will finish them off for ya! Sckol!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 10, 2025 05:09 PM (eISTN)

400 Sand worms gotta eat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 05:10 PM (ufetp)

401 Nood. Fed rate cut.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 05:10 PM (ExV1e)

402 How terrible... Well anyway...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 05:10 PM (VE6XX)

403 "When's the last time you did something extremely ordinary like go to Target or CVS?"

Musk responded:

Posted by: Braenyard
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I hope they pronounced it "targèt"

Posted by: Old lady who swallowed a fly at December 10, 2025 05:11 PM (pEFY5)

404 362 According to the Wall Street Journal, Tehran's water-supply system was designed and built by Israeli engineers, working during the Shah's regime, of course. Since then, it's not been maintained - "inshallah", don't you see - with predictable results. Not sabotage, not Jewish space lasers, just plain old neglect and incompetence.
Posted by: Nemo at December 10, 2025 05:00 PM (4RPgu)

The Venezuela petroleum industry. Well, Venezuela, period.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 10, 2025 05:12 PM (MZ+PY)

405 Jeanne Triplehorn, not thorn.
Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025


***
She always reminded me of Sandra Bullock. They could have played sisters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:12 PM (wzUl9)

406
I know Russia was sniffing about a few years back as they ramped up. I do not know if they made any deals with them.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 05:02 PM (8avO+)



From what I've read, it was mostly a matter of battlefield pick ups from the Soviet occupation, then the Pakistanis dumping tons of them to various groups.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2025 05:12 PM (y9nCu)

407 Perhaps the Iranians could attach all their rocket boosters to an iceberg and launch it into Tehran. The reentry heat could melt the iceberg and provide the city with a tasty refreshing drink. I believe Acme industries provides a simple attachment harness for just such purposes.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 10, 2025 05:14 PM (Da7Vv)

408 123 Great movie! Oh and Myrna Loy: Mmmm.

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2025 05:48 PM (k3OpT)

409 Chem-trails. What can't they do?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 06:14 PM (1zOXE)

410 Don't they know they should be switching to solar and wind power? All this oil drilling, and they are getting the effects of global warming!

Posted by: MikeN at December 10, 2025 06:17 PM (JykNP)

411 Iran has been spending all its money on nukes to kill Jews instead of building desalination plants to bring potable water to its people.

Posted by: wferrin at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (vsZHH)

412 I guess they could stop bathing.
Heh.
As if.

Posted by: LGBTQ+POC, ANTI RACIST HERO at December 10, 2025 07:17 PM (TFeiv)

413 I may be late to the tread, but if it hasn't already been mentioned, check out 'the History of Everything Podcast' on youtube. The guy does background information that gives context to current events. Not too long ago he did a video on Iran and its water management. It makes out bureaucracy look competent and well-intentioned.

On one of Iran's rivers, the government built a dam, to 'manage' the water and create a reservoir. The land that the new reservoir covered was a salt flat. Which then turned the reservoir into a salt-water lake. The government actively turned a healthy (or at least usable) river into an un-usable salt lake. It's no surprise that the situation has gotten this bad...

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:09 AM (NxtE8)

Justice Ketanji D-EI: The President Must Defer to the Unelected "Experts" Who Should Really Run Our Lives for Us

Ketanji D-EI doesn't bother hiding her Marxist disdain for the popular vote, preferring all powers to be held by a, let's say, Revolutionary Vanguard of some kind.


Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson used Tuesday's Trump v. Slaughter arguments to float a genuinely stunning view of executive power -- one where the president of the United States couldn't fire the very people serving inside his own government. The case itself centers on whether President Trump had the authority to remove former FTC commissioner Rebecca Kelly Slaughter, a long-standing restriction on presidential oversight of so-called independent agencies.

Jackson argued that scientists, economists, doctors, and other agency "experts" should be insulated from presidential authority entirely, claiming that allowing a president to fire them is "not in the best interest" of Americans.

Her exchange with U.S. Solicitor General D. John Sauer made her philosophy unmistakable. Jackson questioned why these agencies answer to the president at all, saying she didn't understand why they aren't effectively controlled by Congress instead. "Congress established them and can eliminate them," she said -- a remarkable suggestion that the legislative branch, not the president, should control vast stretches of the executive branch.

She then laid out the scenario she fears: a president firing "all the scientists, and the doctors, and the economists, and the PhDs" and replacing them with loyalists. In her view, that hypothetical alone justifies limiting a president's removal power across agencies that shape everything from transportation regulation to monetary policy.

Sauer pushed back, arguing that her position flips the Constitution on its head. Allowing unelected boards to operate beyond presidential control, he warned, "subjugates" the separation of powers. The president isn't a spectator -- he's the elected official charged with running the executive branch, not rubber-stamping decisions made by bureaucrats no voter ever chose.

I called this from before the election. The Democrats and media (but I repeat myself) began a propaganda campaign to convince the country that while the GOP won all three official branches of government, there was a Secret Fourth Branch of Government -- the permanent left-wing bureaucracy -- which Akshually had the power to overrule the other three branches of government and run the country.

Needing some power center in government, they're willing an independent, permanent, unelected, unaccountable fourth branch of government into existence.

We heard the same thing under George W. Bush. Locked out of the government, the communist Democrat Party and the media (but I repeat myself again) insisted that it was unfair of Bush to fire Clinton's US Attorneys because those Attorneys had a constitutional duty to check Bush's power. They also insisted the DOJ should be "independent" of the actual President and his appointed-and-confirmed AG.

It's always the same playbook. As soon as Democrats get a political rebuke, they assert that the unelected, nigh-unfirable federal bureaucracy is the Real Legitimate Government of the country.

There is no "fourth branch of government," as Gorsuch instructed Ketanji D-EI.

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

2 KBJ = tardive

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Remember, Buttigieg, mayor of a small city in Indiana, is the expert, and Trump should be unable to reverse anything he did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

4 GORSUCH: "Maybe it’s a recognition that Humphrey's Executor was poorly reasoned and that there is no such thing in our constitutional order as a 4th branch of government..."

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100 year old precedent > 250 year old constitution.

Bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

5 SCOTUS: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson told the Court that presidents should not be able to fire the PhDs & experts who run the government. She even argued presidents should avoid control over transportation & the economy.

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So, like...how many are actually PhD's?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

6 She's saying what the LeftState believes. I mean, it's not like they really hide it, either.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (OUMaO)

7 Jackson argued that scientists, economists, doctors, and other agency "experts" should be insulated from presidential authority entirely, claiming that allowing a president to fire them is "not in the best interest" of Americans.


So, he should be able to fire HER then, as she's an expert on absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Experts built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (2vZ9g)

9 She then laid out the scenario she fears: a president firing "all the scientists, and the doctors, and the economists, and the PhDs" and replacing them with loyalists. In her view, that hypothetical alone justifies limiting a president's removal power across agencies that shape everything from transportation regulation to monetary policy.

To be clear this specifically was the founder's vision. The president, as head of the executive, is ultimately responsible for everything the executive does and therefore can and should replace personal as needed.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

10 Because everybody knows the Constitution is a "Living" document and can be stretched and construed to mean whatever the Leftists want it to mean, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (ynpvh)

11 6 She's saying what the LeftState believes. I mean, it's not like they really hide it, either.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (OUMaO)

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That the elite should rule us with an iron fist.

Combine that with her Critical Race Legal Theory background, and it becomes:

Black women should rule us with an iron fist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

12 At least she stopped wearing dreadlocks. So there's that, I guess.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

13 The experts are very highly educated bureaucrats, after all.

Posted by: huerfano at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (98kQX)

14
Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson used Tuesday's Trump v. Slaughter arguments to float a genuinely stunning view of executive power -- one where the president of the United States couldn't fire the very people serving inside his own government. The case itself centers on whether President Trump had the authority to remove former FTC commissioner Rebecca Kelly Slaughter, a long-standing restriction on presidential oversight of so-called independent agencies.

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(*cough, cough*) Tenure of Office Act (*cough*)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:44 PM (tgvbd)

15 Good afternoon!!

KBJ is proof that an Ivy League diploma is respected less than a gift card to Walmart.

Posted by: jmel at December 10, 2025 02:44 PM (RWHIh)

16 ex-perts -- (n. pl.) Nancy Pelosi's current boobs

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

17 he then laid out the scenario she fears: a president firing "all the scientists, and the doctors, and the economists, and the PhDs" and replacing them with loyalists. In her view, that hypothetical alone justifies limiting a president's removal power across agencies that shape everything from transportation regulation to monetary policy.


Exactly what do you think they were when appointed by Owebama or Biden?

Stupid, partisan retard twatwaffle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

18 I loved that graph in Ketanji's first year on SCOTUS where she spent more time talking in oral arguments that basically all the other justices put together. She must be loathed by everyone there, including her ideological allies.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 10, 2025 02:44 PM (Dg7ng)

19 Her middle name is shit.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (lF28Z)

20 13 The experts are very highly educated bureaucrats, after all.

Posted by: huerfano at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (98kQX)

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"Fauci is a medical doctor!"

"Who hasn't seen a patient in 40 years."

"He's a medical doctor!"

"So is Rand Paul, and he still sees patients every year doing charity work in Central America."

"He's a fake doctor!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

21 Paul Ryan said he sister in law would be a great SC justice. Paul Ryan is assho

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (D+mpw)

22 So, like...how many are actually PhD's?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger

No matter. You will refer to me as Dr. Jill Biden and my husband as the Esteemed Professor at U Penn.

Posted by: Babysitter Slut at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (oftw2)

23 Also, the hidden argument in all this is whether fed gov should have as much power as it does.

The founder's model said no - that interactions with federal employees should be rare and the federal government should have little impact on people's lives outside of questions around war and peace.

Go back to that model and no one cares if the president fires someone or not.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (sKqQm)

24 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

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Wow, it's really your day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (DRSnL)

25 Why are these "independent agencies" given so much power that anyone gives a shit who runs them?

That's the real crux of the matter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (Vq1pX)

26 23 Also, the hidden argument in all this is whether fed gov should have as much power as it does.

The founder's model said no - that interactions with federal employees should be rare and the federal government should have little impact on people's lives outside of questions around war and peace.

Go back to that model and no one cares if the president fires someone or not.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (sKqQm)

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We're not going to that any time soon.

But at least we're walking towards the executive branch of government being accountable to the people through elections.

It's a good step, not the only step we need, but a good step.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

27 Remember, Buttigieg, mayor of a small city in Indiana, is the expert, and Trump should be unable to reverse anything he did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing

Failed mayor

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (MGB5H)

28 Go back to that model and no one cares if the president fires someone or not.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (sKqQm)

Yeah, what that guy said.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (Vq1pX)

29
Wow, it's really your day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (DRSnL)



SLOW work day......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

30
Because everybody knows the Constitution is a "Living" document and can be stretched and construed to mean whatever the Leftists want it to mean, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (ynpvh)

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Wrong. Leftists see the Constitution as a meaningless scrap of paper. It has its uses, like a caterpillar's skin covers the multitude of parasites that have completely eaten away its insides.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:47 PM (tgvbd)

31 I was thinking of nicknaming Mayor Pete

Pbooty Fudge-Packson

But I think it's not catchy enough.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 02:47 PM (lF28Z)

32 I got a PhD in horribleness.

Posted by: Dr. Horrible at December 10, 2025 02:47 PM (irs4S)

33 I pointed this out yesterday, but those on the left have this incredible belief that the only trustworthy people on the planet are in government, because they don't have a 'profit motive'.

What they completely miss is that capitalists live in a world of voluntary transactions, where their ideas and products must compete and win, and the value they provide must be at worst equal to the cost they impose.

Government is not voluntary; it is backed by force, lethal force it necessary, and their transactions are guided by politics or worse. The last people you want making decisions that impact your life are government 'experts'.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 02:47 PM (0U5gm)

34 From last thread, "And we stopped going to the moon why? "

And the answer is...there is nothing of value there.

Imagine if the only thing Columbus had found were a few desert islands and NOTHING else. The age of discovery, or at least the western part, would have ended right away

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

35 But aren't the Experts "non-partisan"? (In my experience, since I started to pay attention in the 1960s, "non-partisan" is a synonym for "Democrat".)

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (s0JqF)

36 Kunte Kinte Jackson should be bringing the SCROTUMs coffee, not pretending to be a judge.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Rapist at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (bC9HI)

37 "Loyalist" is a fake word.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (Vq1pX)

38 Does Judge Jumanji like cock?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (Wg6v7)

39 > 100 year old precedent > 250 year old constitution.

The Constitution doesn't mean anything until we "interpret" it.

Posted by: Judges at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (Yp6az)

40 Hi Everybody!

Posted by: Nick Riviera, graduate of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (2vZ9g)

41 "I'm the President's wingman."

- - - - - Attorney General Eric Holder

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

42
I pointed this out yesterday, but those on the left have this incredible belief that the only trustworthy people on the planet are in government, because they don't have a 'profit motive'.

__________

No, they have a power motive, which is much, much worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (tgvbd)

43 Tom Nichols wet his pants when he read this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (uWKK8)

44 Peteanji Brown Snackson?

I'll get there eventually.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 02:49 PM (lF28Z)

45 The USA is ungovernable.

Posted by: Progressive Playbook, page 12 at December 10, 2025 02:49 PM (wVcYX)

46 > I was thinking of nicknaming Mayor Pete

I already have a nickname.

Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootyjuice at December 10, 2025 02:49 PM (Yp6az)

47 She is a Leninist. Straight-up.

"Vanguard of the Proletariat" is a Leninist concept -- the theory being that the great mass of ignorant people are too stupid to run things themselves, and would only elect equally stupid reporesentatives, so need a self-appointed "vanguard" (i.e. the communist elite) to run things on their behalf.

This is the principle that guided the Soviet Union for 70 years.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2025 02:49 PM (oraVG)

48 Well if unelected bureaucrats are really in charge and no president should be able to fire them why even bother with elections and no one elected her to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Caligirl at December 10, 2025 02:49 PM (gpah0)

49 Willowed. Because Ace does not believe in instructing the ignorant.

Steel starts to become plastic starting 1500 degrees f.
Aviation fuel burns in a combustion chamber at 1796 to 2732 F. The 100th floor of the WTC was an impromptu combustion chamber. It certainly got hot enough long enough, with the weight of a plane added in to deform and fail the supports. From there it is gravity and physics. Gravit is pushing the top ten floors down on floor 99. It fails and they all fall on 98, it fails. And so on. Stop with thermite and controlled demolition.

Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (AoMt0)

50 I watched the entirety of these arguments. KJB was absolutely painful to endure.
She almost makes Sotomayor seem cogent.
Almost.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (TR2dy)

51 Trump v. Slaughter
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Ha! I knew getting my wife into the Cabinet would pay off. This Smackdown will blow everyone's minds. Now, we just need Hegseth to free Sgt. Slaughter from that Mekong cage he's in before fight night!

Posted by: Vince McMahon at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (BI5O2)

52 Ketanji D-EI doesn't bother hiding her Marxist disdain for the popular vote, preferring all powers to be held by a, let's say, Revolutionary Vanguard of some kind.

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Can she spell "5th Column?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (0VN84)

53 Jackson argued that scientists, economists, doctors, and other agency "experts" should be insulated from presidential authority entirely, claiming that allowing a president to fire them is "not in the best interest" of Americans.

The liberal worldview really is an "ends justify the means" place. Sure, making these agencies isn't supported by the Constitution and rules establishing how our government is structured, but we think it will do good, so it should be allowed.

Remember, this bitch is the one that accused the conservative majority of "playing Calvinball" with the law.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (JCZqz)

54 8 Experts built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (2vZ9g)




Experts said take the clot shot. Rubes were too stubborn to not listen to their overlords.

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (irs4S)

55 Ketanji D-EI doesn't bother hiding her Marxist disdain for the popular vote, preferring all powers to be held by a, let's say, Revolutionary Vanguard of some kind.

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Can she spell "5th Column?"
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I doubt she can spell "5th".

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (TN0g+)

56 Combine that with her Critical Race Legal Theory background, and it becomes:

Black women should rule us with an iron fist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM


Dude...I didn't mean them.

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (bFu5X)

57 Ebony Kangz is just regurgitating standard leftist dogma. They deliberately created and nurtured a "fourth branch" of unelected, unaccountable, highly partisan bureaucrats decades ago. It was the explosion of all the alphabet soup agencies starting about 100 years ago.

Conservatives pushed back and (correctly) argued that these agencies were creating an unelected, unaccountable, partisan shadow government that would effective run the entire country. And contrary to Ebony Kangz claim that these people are smart experts, they are in fact DEI retards and hardcore leftwing fudgepacks.

But no matter, the courts blessed this scheme and continued piling on powers to agencies (Chevron). Now, we are here, where there's an issue whether the President can fire someone in his own branch of government. It's like a controversy whether Elon Musk can fire a janitor working for Tesla.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

58 Hi Everybody!
Posted by: Nick Riviera, graduate of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (2vZ9g)
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Finally! Someone who knows what he's doing!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (ESVrU)

59 Well if unelected bureaucrats are really in charge and no president should be able to fire them why even bother with elections and no one elected her to the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Caligirl at

To provide the plebes with a facade of representative government. Obviously.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (MGB5H)

60 There is no better example of how horrible DEI is than Ketanji.

Posted by: Kestrel at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (wyl5F)

61 Just a friendly little reminder to all the R voting f*cks that keep staying home during elections that are 'off season.'

When the Democrats take over, and they will because you can't figure out that every f*cking election from here on out is for the sanctity of this country, they WILL stack the Supreme Court. It will be FILLED with more EXACTLY LIKE this dumb twat.

So keep sitting on your hands because you don't think the chosen candidate is to your satisfaction.

FFS.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

62 As I've said, it's not just the over-ruling of Humphrey's that has the left in abject fear:
It's what that new precedent will bring.

Because, if the high holy experts, cloaked in the fine robes of impartiality, having utmost fealty to the People alone, blessed to their office by Congress itself, can be fired, what chance does the lowly regular employee have?

Because the reasoning for the upcoming opinion will, by the same kind, demand that all the civil service protection laws also be found unconstitutional.

Or, simply, the federal government will return to the usual order of the first 150+ years:
At will employment.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (HXT0k)

63 59 Well if unelected bureaucrats are really in charge and no president should be able to fire them why even bother with elections and no one elected her to the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Caligirl at

To provide the plebes with a facade of representative government. Obviously.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (MGB5H)

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It's what the Soviet Union did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

64
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Brevard KC show in Orlando.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (tgvbd)

65 I'm impressed that Ms. Slaughter hired Fozzie Bear to be her lawyer before the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Democrat JAG judge at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (jYRYu)

66 If Trump can end the bureaucratic tyranny we have been living under for decades he would end up as one of the most consequential presidents in history. Not bad for a loudmouth real estate developer from Queens.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (viF8m)

67 Slaughter? What his first name?

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (lF28Z)

68 If I was arguing with her I would have asked her to define what an *expert* is.


That would have derailed her entire argument.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (0N4FZ)

69 It's like a controversy whether Elon Musk can fire a janitor working for Tesla.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (iFTx/)
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Wasn't there a bit of a scuffle when Elon started firing people all over the place after he took over Twitter/X?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (ESVrU)

70 Look a new thread.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (ufetp)

71 Heh. Trump v. Slaughter. I like that. I would like to see Trump slaughter another 10% of fed jobs across all agencies just as a start. Seemed pretty clear that most of these jobs aren't "essential".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (n5tGW)

72 38 Does Judge Jumanji like cock?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (Wg6v7)

Probably only when its fighting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

73 How dare the president be presidentin'!
Ketanji

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (YwEeS)

74 And to be clear, Brown is making this argument because the bureaucracy is full of leftists not out of any actual philosophical point.

One could imagine Trump firing the current lot and replacing them with right leaning people, and 4 years from now having a mirror court case with a President Newsom arguing he too should be able to fire bureaucrats and Brown agreeing.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (sKqQm)

75 Jackson argued that scientists, economists, doctors, and other agency "experts" should be insulated from presidential authority entirely, claiming that allowing a president to fire them is "not in the best interest" of Americans.
==
Jackson argued that elections for president, and indeed the office itself is nothing but a sham to con the rubes, and that a better class of elites should make decisions for all of us because.... I donts knows nuthin bout runnin no country!!!!

Posted by: It would be funny if it were a Mel Brooks movie at December 10, 2025 02:53 PM (AoMt0)

76 PhDs are about as valuable as a cup of warm spit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

77 They don't think unelected bureaucrats should be in charge. They think unelected leftists should be in charge.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 02:53 PM (lF28Z)

78 Wasn't there a bit of a scuffle when Elon started firing people all over the place after he took over Twitter/X?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (ESVrU)

=======

You mean people complaining to media who then amplified the noise but it never went anywhere because Twitter had become a sole proprietorship?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

79 If we wanted unelected bureaucrats running us into the ground, we would have joined the EU.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 02:54 PM (0U5gm)

80 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Brevard KC show in Orlando.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (tgvbd)

WOO!

Posted by: Ric Flair at December 10, 2025 02:54 PM (wVcYX)

81 Does Judge Jumanji like cock?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (Wg6v7)

Probably only when its fighting.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (ynpvh)
____

Her husband is -- gasp -- a pasty white guy. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

82 49 Willowed. Because Ace does not believe in instructing the ignorant.

Steel starts to become plastic starting 1500 degrees f.
Aviation fuel burns in a combustion chamber at 1796 to 2732 F. The 100th floor of the WTC was an impromptu combustion chamber. It certainly got hot enough long enough, with the weight of a plane added in to deform and fail the supports. From there it is gravity and physics. Gravit is pushing the top ten floors down on floor 99. It fails and they all fall on 98, it fails. And so on. Stop with thermite and controlled demolition.

Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (AoMt0)

And remember, it doesn't even have to become plastic to fail...just get it hot enough to weaken below the point where it can hold up the weight above it and disaster happens. It's why the second WTC building fell first; hit at a much lower floor, so more weight, less weakening of the steel before it couldn't bear the weight above it anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

83 Does Judge Jumanji like cock?
==
White dentist cock.

Posted by: It would be funny if it were a Mel Brooks movie at December 10, 2025 02:54 PM (AoMt0)

84 Wasn't there a bit of a scuffle when Elon started firing people all over the place after he took over Twitter/X?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Yes, because he was firing the speech police.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (0U5gm)

85 If the deep state were filled with hardcore MAGA believers, her ruling would be to the right of Clarence Thomas'

Posted by: Rdubs at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (9ALg7)

86 Her husband is -- gasp -- a pasty white guy. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December

Ya she's Paul Ryan's SIL.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (MGB5H)

87 "Experts" knew for decades that ulcers were caused by stress. It was settled medical science!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (wVcYX)

88 Good lord.. And there's no getting rid of her either...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (VE6XX)

89 Her husband is -- gasp -- a pasty white guy. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

Its true. During the winter months many of us white dudes go kinda pasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

90 74 And to be clear, Brown is making this argument because the bureaucracy is full of leftists not out of any actual philosophical point.

One could imagine Trump firing the current lot and replacing them with right leaning people, and 4 years from now having a mirror court case with a President Newsom arguing he too should be able to fire bureaucrats and Brown agreeing.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (sKqQm)

========

Oh, no! The terrible days of the spoils system when the executive actually moved with the whims of the people and a grand total of 10% of the much, much smaller workforce saw turnover every 4 years!

We can't go back to that!

Constancy in progressive tyranny is more important than the people getting what they want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

91 76 PhDs are about as valuable as a cup of warm spit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


What do you have against warm spit?

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (oraVG)

92 So, like...how many are actually PhD's?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)


Treas. Sec. Bessant's comment on the Fed: What we need to do is examine the entire Federal Reserve institution and whether they have been successful... All of these Ph.D.s over there, I don't know what they do... This is like Universal Basic Income for academic economists

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (rbvCR)

93
Case asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/gFNym46IUVs

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

94 BTW it is comical that the left runs around claiming that any deviation from the exact racial/sexual makeup of a population is proof of discrimination, but then argues of course most people in the federal bureaucracy are left leaning because...they are smarter and better then normal people.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (sKqQm)

95 80 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Brevard KC show in Orlando.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (tgvbd)


Fantastic !

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (VE6XX)

96 It's hard to produce a cup of warm spit all at once.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (ufetp)

97 68 If I was arguing with her I would have asked her to define what an *expert* is.


That would have derailed her entire argument.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (0N4FZ)

She isn't an epistemologist.

Posted by: Caligirl at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (gpah0)

98 61 Just a friendly little reminder to all the R voting f*cks that keep staying home during elections that are 'off season.'

When the Democrats take over, and they will because you can't figure out that every f*cking election from here on out is for the sanctity of this country, they WILL stack the Supreme Court. It will be FILLED with more EXACTLY LIKE this dumb twat.

So keep sitting on your hands because you don't think the chosen candidate is to your satisfaction.

FFS.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, don't look at me. The only election I didn't vote it happened because I was disenfranchised by the county's Registrar of Voters when I got jury duty and said it would be a hardship as I worked in a nearby county. Funny enough, immediately after the election, she put me back on the rolls. Funny that. She was a dem, I was registered rep...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

99 I wonder whether all of the other justices-even those who are left leaning- just inwardly roll their eyes when she speaks or writes, because she obviously is the stupidest member of the court.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (8Xy/A)

100 It's hard to produce a cup of warm spit all at once.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (ufetp)

Cattlemans in Fabens, Texas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

101 ... there was a Secret Fourth Branch of Government -- the permanent left-wing bureaucracy -- which Akshually had the power to overrule the other three branches of government and run the country.

-----------

Next you'll be telling me that there was -- and still are -- literally hundreds of GloboHomo Deep State IC and DOD Traitors ignoring, disobeying, and otherwise sabotaging their Commander-in-Chief's orders -- giving aid and comfort to our foreign and domestic enemies.

And not a single prosecution or imprisonment ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (kbIZX)

102 And another point in all this - consistently voters say they are unhappy with what the government is doing. Well, one of the more obvious ways to change course is to replace the people making the line level decisions isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

103 64
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Brevard KC show in Orlando.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (tgvbd)

+++++

Congratulations! That is wonderful news.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (ujRcn)

104 Experts built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (2vZ9g)

Well, to be fair, Noah and his sons had guidance from above.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

105 The Jan 5 bomber appears to be Mercian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (ufetp)

106 As an unelected expert, I say Judge Brown should resign as unfit to be a judge.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (8avO+)

107 97 68 If I was arguing with her I would have asked her to define what an *expert* is.


Well.. It's not her.... She doesn't even know what a woman is....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 02:58 PM (VE6XX)

108 104 Experts built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (2vZ9g)

Well, to be fair, Noah and his sons had guidance from above.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)


True dat.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (2vZ9g)

109 What do you have against warm spit?
Posted by: zombie

Depends whose mouth I'm swapping it with.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

110 It's like a controversy whether Elon Musk can fire a janitor working for Tesla.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (iFTx/)
---
Wasn't there a bit of a scuffle when Elon started firing people all over the place after he took over Twitter/X?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (ESVrU)
_____

I recall there was a lot of crying, whining, and boo-hooing from the useless dead weight Elon rightfully shitcanned, and the media ate it up, but otherwise not much else. IIRC.

It didn't help the employees' cause that half of them had jobs like "Assistant to the Assistant for Unsupervised Conjugal Visits" that had nothing to do with anything Twatter did. Then there was that entire cottage industry of THOTs bragging on SM that they got paid big bucks at tech companies, but they didn't do anything all day.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

111 105 The Jan 5 bomber appears to be Mercian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (ufetp)

====

He appears to have been expressing his frustration with historical sins against the people of his race.

We must approach his case with understanding as someone raging against a system designed to keep him as a second class citizen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

112 Oh, no! The terrible days of the spoils system when the executive actually moved with the whims of the people and a grand total of 10% of the much, much smaller workforce saw turnover every 4 years!
We can't go back to that!
Constancy in progressive tyranny is more important than the people getting what they want.

Next you'll be wanting me to pay for my own healthcare and food and stuff.

Fascist!

Posted by: Joe Moocher at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (bC9HI)

113 >>Its true. During the winter months many of us white dudes go kinda pasty.


It's a developed trait that allows us to hide our ashiness.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (TR2dy)

114 It's not crazy to say that her position on SCOTUS could be challenged under EEOC. I'm sure it wouldn't go anywhere but why not try it. It's the kinda shit they always do.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (MGB5H)

115 Even Gilligan knew what a woman was.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (ufetp)

116 "The is trying to kill me but I will kill it"

Posted by: Oglebay at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (GPa4z)

117 Well, one of the more obvious ways to change course is to replace the people making the line level decisions isn't it?

Give it your best shot!

Posted by: Democrat-controlled Election Processes at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (0ZmKh)

118 Again, if the executive cannot direct the action of executive agencies and cannot fire subordinates, then he is not an executive.

Period. Dot. Bingo. End of Discussion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (XV/Pl)

119 These low IQ types fatigue me.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2025 03:00 PM (wBaIH)

120 Even Gilligan knew what a woman was.

But he preferred the tender embrace of the skipper...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

121 Remember, Buttigieg, mayor of a small city in Indiana, is the expert, and Trump should be unable to reverse anything he did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
==
But RFK, is most certainly NOT an expert and no one should listen to him!!!

Posted by: Jumani. Brown at December 10, 2025 03:00 PM (AoMt0)

122 119 These low IQ types fatigue me.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2025 03:00 PM (wBaIH)

Intelligence has a ceiling; stupidity has no floor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:00 PM (ynpvh)

123 SLOW work day......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

I have lots to do. I'm just not motivated.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 03:00 PM (DRSnL)

124 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (tgvbd)

I read too quickly, so I thought it said "Best of the breed for the big dummy" as if "big dummy" was an actual category. LOL. Anyway, congrats!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 03:00 PM (8Xy/A)

125 There is a global market for only five computers.

Posted by: Thomas Watson, IBM, 1943 at December 10, 2025 03:00 PM (wVcYX)

126 Experts built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (2vZ9g)


Dude, the Ark was single-use.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (rbvCR)

127 ...so, Fauci "borrows " taxpayers money to "unleash the beast"; then profits on "the cure"? Interesting concept- guess she's Pro-capitalist?

Posted by: pahound at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (cgX8k)

128 You know people always argue Mary Anne or Ginger.

But as a brilliant mind I say...why not both?

Posted by: The Professor at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (sKqQm)

129 To be fair, apparently so was the Titanic

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (rbvCR)

130 The only election I didn't vote it happened because I was disenfranchised by the county's Registrar of Voters when I got jury duty and said it would be a hardship as I worked in a nearby county. Funny enough, immediately after the election, she put me back on the rolls. Funny that. She was a dem, I was registered rep...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh)



Seems....illegal. But, California, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

131 I have lots to do. I'm just not motivated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December

It's in official slow down period.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (MGB5H)

132 Go Big Dummy! Congrats!

Posted by: Not You, Lamont at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (oftw2)

133 But he preferred the tender embrace of the skipper...
Posted by: 18-1

You just know the Professor was doing both Ginger and Maryanne.

Sometimes at the same time.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

134 Jesus this woman is a fucking retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (snZF9)

135 They lived in the ark for ages after landfall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:02 PM (ufetp)

136 Television is a passing fad.

Posted by: Daryl Zanuck, 1946 at December 10, 2025 03:02 PM (wVcYX)

137 Yeah, don't look at me. The only election I didn't vote it happened because I was disenfranchised by the county's Registrar of Voters when I got jury duty and said it would be a hardship as I worked in a nearby county. Funny enough, immediately after the election, she put me back on the rolls. Funny that. She was a dem, I was registered rep...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM


The only time I never voted was when some a$$hole stole my identity and voted in my place, I will never figure out why he did that.


They let me fill out a provisional ballot but pretty much told me that my vote would not be counted unless the police found the guy who stole my identity and I came back within 30 days and filed a report. It took me quite a bit or time to sort that one out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 03:02 PM (0N4FZ)

138 .so, Fauci "borrows " taxpayers money to "unleash the beast"; then profits on "the cure"? Interesting concept- guess she's Pro-capitalist?

I think his motivation was to get acclaim for a general corona virus vaccine. That's what his flunky was nominally working on.

Sure he's profit off of it too but the guy was already well paid in his day job.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:02 PM (sKqQm)

139 By leaps and bounds easily the stupidest USSC justice, ever.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 10, 2025 03:02 PM (qZdIZ)

140 Jesus this woman is a fucking retard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

That's an insult to fucking retards.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:02 PM (MGB5H)

141 Jackson argued that scientists, economists, doctors, and other agency "experts" should be insulated from presidential authority entirely, claiming that allowing a president to fire them is "not in the best interest" of Americans.



What a f'n retard.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (+Oyis)

142 Dude...I didn't mean them.
Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (bFu5X)

Or his wife after the stroke because she didn't like the Vice President.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (8avO+)

143 I pointed this out yesterday, but those on the left have this incredible belief that the only trustworthy people on the planet are in government, because they don't have a 'profit motive'.
---
I don't mean this as a generational dig but, the Boomers were the last generation to grow up in an era of "good" governance.

Which is, government and its services actually, mostly worked. And we've been coasting downhill since.

We're now on the 4th iteration:
From competent-but-corrupt, to merely-corrupt, to incompetent-and-corrupt to maliciously-corrupt.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (HXT0k)

144 I have 2 TVs. Haven't watched them in years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (ufetp)

145 130 The only election I didn't vote it happened because I was disenfranchised by the county's Registrar of Voters when I got jury duty and said it would be a hardship as I worked in a nearby county. Funny enough, immediately after the election, she put me back on the rolls. Funny that. She was a dem, I was registered rep...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh)


Seems....illegal. But, California, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

I coulda sued for disenfranchisement, but my name was once more on the rolls, and she could say she had cause. Figured it was a losing proposition.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

146
Well.. It's not her.... She doesn't even know what a woman is....
Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 02:58 PM (VE6XX)




Yet, wasn't she confirmed unanimously?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

147 They also insisted the DOJ should be "independent" of the actual President and his appointed-and-confirmed AG.

-------------

You mean, like, a wing-man?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (kbIZX)

148 They lived in the ark for ages after landfall.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:02 PM (ufetp)


didn't have to float, though!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (rbvCR)

149 Compact Discs are the ultimate medium for sound reproduction.

Posted by: Some Expert, Probably at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (TN0g+)

150 "Experts and PhDs?"

Does that mean that PhDs aren't experts?

Jumanji Jackson is both a true believer AND a fucking retard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (fQpSl)

151 t's not crazy to say that her position on SCOTUS could be challenged under EEOC.

If you were nominated and confirmed by Auto-Pen, it's the same as writing it into the Constitution.

I say this as somebody who could have gotten into Harvard Law if I'd've had some sort of autism diagnosis.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (0ZmKh)

152 139 By leaps and bounds easily the stupidest USSC justice, ever.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 10, 2025 03:02 PM (qZdIZ)

Phew

Posted by: Justice Sotomayor at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (VE6XX)

153 Yet, wasn't she confirmed unanimously?
------

3 of "our" Senators voted to confirm that idiot.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (TN0g+)

154 >>I have 2 TVs. Haven't watched them in years.


The only reason I have mine is that I don't want to have to repair the holes for the mounts and repaint the rooms they are in.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (TR2dy)

155 Yet, wasn't she confirmed unanimously?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

3 Rs. Mittens murk Collins I believe were the 3.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (MGB5H)

156 Australia needs cane toads!

Posted by: The Experts, 1930s at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

157 136 Television is a passing fad.

Posted by: Daryl Zanuck, 1946 at December 10, 2025 03:02 PM (wVcYX)

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

Posted by: Charles Holland Duell, 1902 at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

158 It's not easy to find stuff made from gopher wood these days.

Posted by: Oglebay at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (GPa4z)

159 146
Well.. It's not her.... She doesn't even know what a woman is....
Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 02:58 PM (VE6XX)



Yet, wasn't she confirmed unanimously?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

++++

This is one of those things I will never understand.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (ujRcn)

160 151 t's not crazy to say that her position on SCOTUS could be challenged under EEOC.

If you were nominated and confirmed by Auto-Pen, it's the same as writing it into the Constitution.

I say this as somebody who could have gotten into Harvard Law if I'd've had some sort of autism diagnosis.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (0ZmKh)

======

Biden introduced her in person when he nominated her.

Of all the things to say, "Autopen did it and should be overturned", Brown's nomination to SCOTUS is not one of them.

She's just a bad choice. Biden probably just nodded along, but that's enough in our government. The Constitution doesn't include a "presidents are president unless they are really stupid" clause.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

161 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Brevard KC show in Orlando.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Ace got best of breed?

Seriously, congrats!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (+Oyis)

162 It's in official slow down period.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (MGB5H)

=====

I'm going to have quarter-end and year-end stuff to do in a few weeks. It's going to suck.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (DRSnL)

163 Well.. It's not her.... She doesn't even know what a woman is....
Posted by: It's me donna


Was that ever asked? "Do you know if *you* are a woman?"

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (0ZmKh)

164 "Experts and PhDs?"

Does that mean that PhDs aren't experts?

Jumanji Jackson is both a true believer AND a fucking retard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM


Forget it...she's rolling.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (bFu5X)

165 didn't have to float, though!
Posted by: Kindltot

*sob*
-- Zombie Natalie Wood

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

166 It didn't help the employees' cause that half of them had jobs like "Assistant to the Assistant for Unsupervised Conjugal Visits" that had nothing to do with anything Twatter did. Then there was that entire cottage industry of THOTs bragging on SM that they got paid big bucks at tech companies, but they didn't do anything all day.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

its the free wine on tap and after hours team building conferences that told you what that was all about.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)

167 156 Australia needs cane toads!

Posted by: The Experts, 1930s at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

Austalia needs CANED toads!

Posted by: Australia, 1960s at December 10, 2025 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

168 The entire judiciary with a few and very far between exceptions needs to be exorcised.

For one thing, we've way too many "judges" running around. For another, most of them are clearly biased.

It's past time to thin that herd.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 03:06 PM (NwnyJ)

169 But as a brilliant mind I say...why not both?
Posted by: The Professor at December 10, 2025 03:01 PM (sKqQm)

Mrs. Howell did things. Butt things. Oh Lovey! I have some cocoanut oil you minx!

Posted by: The Skipper, Packing Heat at December 10, 2025 03:06 PM (bC9HI)

170 I find it amusing people still deny we're in a fascist US now and the checks and balances that kept us free are now being eroded. This is what happens in dictatorships. And there is not a lot we can do now. The US is dying or pretty much dead. And it was the "patriots" that dealt the final blow.

Yup. Thanks Christian conservatives. You've gotten what you wanted. Stench on bench begs to be cause of civil war, again.

At least we'll be able to fire all of Trump's lackeys when we win back the presidency.

That's optimistic. The Republicans are baking in the cheat now with voter suppression, gerrymandering, etc. They're pulling out all the stops to retain power. Sounds familiar...

They will then use some 15th century logic to say actually if you're a specific political party you can't fire Independent agency heads. Rules for me and not for thee

If any Dems in 2028 run on returning to the "Norms" I am going to lose my shit. They better be firing everyone and filing charges on everyone period.

SC justices must be removed if you want to fix the rotten American justice system. And then expand the court for good measure.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 10, 2025 03:06 PM (JCZqz)

171 Biden introduced her in person when he nominated her.

Of all the things to say, "Autopen did it and should be overturned", Brown's nomination to SCOTUS is not one of them.

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No it wouldn't be because of auto-pen but EEOC. He said publicly he would ONLY consider a black woman. As I said it wouldn't go anywhere but why not try. They do shit like that all the time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (MGB5H)

172 Heavier than air flight is impossible!

Posted by: Lord Kelvin, pre Wright Brothers at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (wVcYX)

173 I had to go back and read the last comment thread and I can't believe people are still pretending the Iron Age didn't happen. You know, the thing where people used fire to create and then shape (i.e, melt) steel.

Posted by: Democrat JAG judge at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (jYRYu)

174 The trouble with the Titanic's design was that it wasn't done in cubits.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

175 "She doesn't understand..."

Damn! That covers a lot of ground!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (2WIwB)

176 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Brevard KC show in Orlando.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



I, for one, would be interested in you teaming up with a COB for a thread on what this life is like.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

177 It didn't help the employees' cause that half of them had jobs like "Assistant to the Assistant for Unsupervised Conjugal Visits" that had nothing to do with anything Twatter did. Then there was that entire cottage industry of THOTs bragging on SM that they got paid big bucks at tech companies, but they didn't do anything all day.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

its the free wine on tap and after hours team building conferences that told you what that was all about.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)
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Oh for sure. These girls left that part out of their SM posts.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

178 Yet, wasn't she confirmed unanimously?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

++++

This is one of those things I will never understand.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM


Sure you will...GOPe is not on our side. Simple.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (bFu5X)

179 The entire judiciary with a few and very far between exceptions needs to be exorcised.

For one thing, we've way too many "judges" running around. For another, most of them are clearly biased.

It's past time to thin that herd.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 03:06 PM (NwnyJ)

Totally this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (snZF9)

180 Kentaji helps our cause more than we could possibly imagine.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (OMAGl)

181 The only reason I have mine is that I don't want to have to repair the holes for the mounts and repaint the rooms they are in.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (TR2dy)

I have some dongle that lets me watch YT and other web sites over the internet on them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (8avO+)

182 US v. Nixon was poorly reasoned too.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (sX1BW)

183 If any Dems in 2028 run on returning to the "Norms" I am going to lose my shit. They better be firing everyone and filing charges on everyone period.

Why didn't you lose your "shit" back when BJ Billy, Bareback Barack, and Sniffy Joe were President?

Posted by: Australia, 1960s at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

184 For one thing, we've way too many "judges" running around. For another, most of them are clearly biased.

One of the give away is the judiciary almost always approves of things that reduce the rights of citizens at the expense of the government.

Even a passing familiarity with the bill of rights should have judges almost always deciding against any claims of new power by fedgov

Obamacare? Not constitutional
Gun Bans? Not constitutional

and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

185 Personal computers? No thanks, Misters, ah, Jobs and Wazniak was it?

Posted by: Hewlett-Packard at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (wVcYX)

186 Remember everyone.

CHIEF Justice Roberts said there are no Democrat judges or Republican judges, only JUDGES.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

187 ... and the gay bondage AIDS dude.

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"That's former Satanic Homo Bondage Pedo Monkeypox Czar Dude to you, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (kbIZX)

188 Intelligence has a ceiling; stupidity has no floor.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


We need to extend ot the IQ scale past zero into the negative numbers.

If your IQ is 150, you're really smart.

If your IQ is 100, you're average.

If your IQ is 50, you're really really stupid.

If your IQ is 0, you know absolutely nothing - you're like a rock or a plant.

If your IQ is minus-50, you falsely imagine that you have knowledge and wisdom, but everything you "know' is the opposite or true.

If your IQ is minus-100, you might seem on the surface like an average person, but in reality you are an anti-human, with an in-born ability to fundamentally misunderstand everything.

If your IQ is minus-150, you are a leftist.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (oraVG)

189 387 Except banks don't create currency.


Banks create money. What do you think fractional reserves is all about?

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (+Pp+Q)

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Fractional reserves are increased with deposits, not how much banks can loan.

Lower interest rates affect the velocity of money, but they don't affect inflation because they don't actually create currency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

190 The trouble with the Titanic's design was that it wasn't done in cubits.
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And the designers wore polyester.

Posted by: Atheist That Read 1 Verse of the Bible at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (TN0g+)

191 172 Heavier than air flight is impossible!

Posted by: Lord Kelvin, pre Wright Brothers at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (wVcYX)

Dumbass. Must've been blind and deaf.

Posted by: Flying Birds and Bats at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

192 Of all the things to say, "Autopen did it and should be overturned", Brown's nomination to SCOTUS is not one of them.

Yeah, I let myself get sidetracked. She shouldn't be there because elections are fake. The auto-pen is a red herring.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (0ZmKh)

193 173 I had to go back and read the last comment thread and I can't believe people are still pretending the Iron Age didn't happen. You know, the thing where people used fire to create and then shape (i.e, melt) steel.
Posted by: Democrat JAG judge at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (jYRYu)

It's not that the Iron Age didn't happen, it's that it was a Jewish conspiracy to seize all our bronze.

Posted by: bronze age truther at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (GNipg)

194 Oh for sure. These girls left that part out of their SM posts.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

Actually they did mention what I said. It was what happened after the drinks at the team building that they didn't mention.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (8avO+)

195 the opposite or true = the opposite of true

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2025 03:10 PM (oraVG)

196 170 They will then use some 15th century logic to say actually if you're a specific political party you can't fire Independent agency heads. Rules for me and not for thee


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 10, 2025 03:06 PM (JCZqz)

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"Oh, boy! Republicans have no idea what they've done! President Harris can fire all of Trump's appointees now!"
-same poster

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

197 That’s not how this works.

Yes, what Biden said was completely and utterly illegal. It’s OK to do this, if you’re a Democrat and pandering to voters because of their skin tone.

Sadly, because of leftist gatekeepers, one might be forgiven if they assume black females are entirely comprised of low frequency lesbians with a retarded attitude.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 03:10 PM (Kjgfl)

198 It's not that the Iron Age didn't happen, it's that it was a Jewish conspiracy to seize all our bronze.
Posted by: bronze age truther at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (GNipg)

Big Tin out of Cornwall.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:10 PM (8avO+)

199 And of course the lower floors of non-heated steal couldn't withstand the collapse any more than an elite weightlifter could survive a 300lb barbell dropped on his head from 10 feet up.

Posted by: Democrat JAG judge at December 10, 2025 03:10 PM (jYRYu)

200 If any Dems in 2028 run on returning to the "Norms" I am going to lose my shit. They better be firing everyone and filing charges on everyone period.

If there was one thing I could bring up to elected Republicans it is that this is what will happen to them if they lose control of the government.

You aren't going to retire to your estate and your generational wealth. You'll have Newsom's AG charging you for crimes that didn't exist in 2027...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:10 PM (sKqQm)

201 171
No it wouldn't be because of auto-pen but EEOC. He said publicly he would ONLY consider a black woman. As I said it wouldn't go anywhere but why not try. They do shit like that all the time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (MGB5H)

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I'm sorry, but that's even dumber.

EEOC dictates the logic that a president can nominate someone for a position?

EEOC overrides a president's prerogative as given by the constitution?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

202 I had to go back and read the last comment thread and I can't believe people are still pretending the Iron Age didn't happen. You know, the thing where people used fire to create and then shape (i.e, melt) steel.
Posted by: Democrat JAG judge at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (jYRYu)


does it aerosolize it so molten particles recondense into droplets that are found in the dust samples throughout Manhattan? Because that is a thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:11 PM (rbvCR)

203 Bronze was as good as steel at first. Tin is pretty rare.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:11 PM (ufetp)

204 Stupidity is funny, yes.

But left unchecked this is lethal stupidity.

A justice of the highest court, the Constitutional court, pretends not to understand the Constitution.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 03:11 PM (9ipOP)

205 I like how none of the lefty legal "experts" can explain how an "independent" agency is still accountable to the people of the United States.

All other branches have both direct and indirect accountability to the public.

The document that begins "We the people" doesn't then continue with "except for the really important and complex stuff that only experts can understand."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (HXT0k)

206 I wonder I'm K B-J ever read the Constitution?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

207 Oops forgot to shed my sock puppet handle.

That should be steel not steal @199.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (jYRYu)

208 Australia needs cane toads!

Posted by: The Experts, 1930s at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

Austalia needs CANED toads!
Posted by: Australia, 1960s


Australia needs canned toads???

Posted by: Guy who doesn't quite get it at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (+Oyis)

209 I'm sorry, but that's even dumber.

EEOC dictates the logic that a president can nominate someone for a position?

EEOC overrides a president's prerogative as given by the constitution?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing

Not who he nominated. HOW. He said in public that he was choosing based on race and sex. Again it would y go anywhere but why not give it a go.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (MGB5H)

210 It's not that the Iron Age didn't happen, it's that it was a Jewish conspiracy to seize all our bronze.
Posted by: bronze age truther at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (GNipg)


Truly you are not a bronze age truther until you are willing to argue about who taught the Great Lakes Indians how to dig and shape copper, and eventually stop making tools from it.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (rbvCR)

211 Oh for sure. These girls left that part out of their SM posts.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

Actually they did mention what I said. It was what happened after the drinks at the team building that they didn't mention.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (8avO+)
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Yea, that's what I meant

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

212 Remember everyone.

CHIEF Justice Roberts said there are no Democrat judges or Republican judges, only JUDGES.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Bet that wisdom changes in a flash when a MAGA traffic court judge starts ruling that cities over a million don't count for election purposes.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (8avO+)

213 Imagine its 1300 BC and you see thousands of bronze clad greek homos coming off their ships under the bright Mediterranean sun to murder, rape and pillage you...

Must have been a hell of a sight

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

214 Vegimite.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (ufetp)

215 I wonder I'm K B-J ever read the Constitution?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

probably not, its not written in cave drawings.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (snZF9)

216 The other judges should be able to request a do-over.

"Yeah, this one just can't cut the mustard. You made a mistake and should try again."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

217 209 Not who he nominated. HOW. He said in public that he was choosing based on race and sex. Again it would y go anywhere but why not give it a go.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (MGB5H)

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Because not even conservative jurists at the district level would buy into it. Because the president's prerogative to nominate whomever he wants for whatever he wants is untouched by statute that has nothing to do with presidential appointments.

It's just an incorrect legal opinion, through and through.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

218 She’s not dumb. She’s crafty. KJB was never meant to be a legal scholar. She was meant to be constitutional subterfuge. Every day she’s on the court, she codifies Democrats insanity into legal opinion. That will be used in the future to say this court got it wrong. Mark my words.

These are dangerous times.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM (5FKHw)

219 Stupidity is funny, yes.

But left unchecked this is lethal stupidity.

A justice of the highest court, the Constitutional court, pretends not to understand the Constitution.
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I (somewhat) seriously don't understand why every "news" channel other than Fox isn't required to include in its logo that its an affiliate of the Democratic Party. Because not a one of them ever point out that its pretty absurd that Kentanji was ever nominated, much confirmed to the Highest Court in the center of the Free World.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM (TN0g+)

220 Fractional reserves are increased with deposits, not how much banks can loan.
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I know you better half is a banker, but several fractional reserve banking youtube videos make me think that someone is not fully grasping fractional reserve banking and banks creating money with loans.

Posted by: Not THAT means neither of us is an expert at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM (AoMt0)

221
probably not, its not written in cave drawings.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (snZF9)



I'd be willing to bet she can't read that either as caveman was smarter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

222 180 Kentaji helps our cause more than we could possibly imagine.
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at December 10, 2025 03:08 PM (OMAGl)
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I believe this to be true. She removes the mask and exposes to the conservatives jurists and more importantly the moderates, without any doubt, where the progressives want to take our country.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (G0vdT)

223 208 Australia needs cane toads!

Posted by: The Experts, 1930s at December 10, 2025 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

Austalia needs CANED toads!
Posted by: Australia, 1960s


Australia needs canned toads???

Posted by: Guy who doesn't quite get it at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (+Oyis)

Does Vegemite come from vegetables?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

224 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger

Never said I agreed with it. Just said a case could be made.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (MGB5H)

225
I don't suppose there's a quick and easy way to fire a justice like Ketamine Brown -

if they show no understanding of the Constitution, nor an inclination to rule in accordance to the plain written words of the Constitution even if they did actually understand it.

Is there any reason that we need the viewpoint of a communist retard in the Supreme Court?

I can't think of one. Perhaps y'all can.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (iJfKG)

226 216 The other judges should be able to request a do-over.

"Yeah, this one just can't cut the mustard. You made a mistake and should try again."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

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I believe SCOTUS justices have pressured other jurists to retire, but that's a backdoor, unofficial thing.

The only official thing is impeachment, and I doubt there are 30 votes to do it in the Senate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

227 Australia needs canned toads???

Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues
Cane toads...

Posted by: Tim Finn at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (bC9HI)

228 As usual with the left, what they say is a direct inversion of what they are advocating for. "No Kings" my ass, you're directly and actually advocating for a monarchy/aristocracy to rule the counrry with zero accountability to the populace.

Fuck Marx and the horse he rode in on. Lazy fat faggot.

Posted by: ballistic at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (3BwY8)

229
When the Democrats take over, and they will because you can't figure out that every f*cking election from here on out is for the sanctity of this country, they WILL stack the Supreme Court. It will be FILLED with more EXACTLY LIKE this dumb twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

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Be nice if we'd get that 9-person limit codified.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (1N/bM)

230 The other judges should be able to request a do-over.

"Yeah, this one just can't cut the mustard. You made a mistake and should try again."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Vote her off the island and extinguish her torch.

Posted by: SCOTUS Survivor at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (wVcYX)

231 She’s not dumb. She’s crafty.


I just don't think this is what the Beastie Boys had in mind.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

232 In a sane country Brown would have never been confirmed and claiming to not know what a woman was would have sealed it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

233 She’s not dumb.
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Such bullshit. She's clearly dumb. Crockett is dumb. Kamala is dumb. Not a one of them is playing "3-D chess" and any of you who try to pretend they're doing something intentional AND smart are just losing credibility points. Those women are dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (TN0g+)

234 Every day she’s on the court, she codifies Democrats insanity into legal opinion. That will be used in the future to say this court got it wrong. Mark my words.

These are dangerous times.
Posted by: Vengeance at December

This ain't nothing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (MGB5H)

235 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM

Yeah, or Karl Marx didn't either

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (Ia/+0)

236 220 Fractional reserves are increased with deposits, not how much banks can loan.
==
I know you better half is a banker, but several fractional reserve banking youtube videos make me think that someone is not fully grasping fractional reserve banking and banks creating money with loans.

Posted by: Not THAT means neither of us is an expert at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM (AoMt0)

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No, they don't.

Fractional banking is how much banks can loan out as determined by how much they have in deposits.

That's the definition of fractional banking.

Lowering interest rates doesn't affect that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

237 213 Imagine its 1300 BC and you see thousands of bronze clad greek homos coming off their ships under the bright Mediterranean sun to murder, rape and pillage you...

Must have been a hell of a sight

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

Wait til you see the Trojan Whores...I mean Horse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:17 PM (ynpvh)

238
Be nice if we'd get that 9-person limit codified.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (1N/bM)



I would give my grandchildren a fighting chance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

239 190 The trouble with the Titanic's design was that it wasn't done in cubits.
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And the designers wore polyester.


Sorry there's only room for one on this door

Posted by: Rose at December 10, 2025 03:17 PM (HcoTw)

240 Bronze was as good as steel at first. Tin is pretty rare.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:11 PM (ufetp)

Well i wouldn't go that far. Wrought Iron is good for some things, not as good for others due to being brittle. Steels helped with that. And indeed tin was a huge difficulty and Bronze agers went a long way to find tin sources.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:17 PM (8avO+)

241 215 I wonder I'm K B-J ever read the Constitution?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

probably not, its not written in cave drawings.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (snZF9)

We need an emoji-written Bill of Rights?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:17 PM (ynpvh)

242 *It...

Damn fingers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

243 I'd be willing to bet she can't read that either as caveman was smarter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

You're probably right. They could at least tell their asshole from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:17 PM (snZF9)

244 224 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger

Never said I agreed with it. Just said a case could be made.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (MGB5H)

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There is literally no case to be made about it.

It's the same as trying to use contract law and power of attorney on Biden's real signatures. None of these lower things have anything to do with presidential powers.

Elect a corrupt, senile, shit, and that corrupt, senile, shit gets what he wants from presidentin' as long as he signs his name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

245 actually advocating for a monarchy/aristocracy to rule the counrry with zero accountability to the populace.

Looking at how the country was run under Biden, we know that various oligarchs and interest groups had direct access to Biden's cabinet officials who had broad authority to do whatever their clients asked.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

246 213 Imagine its 1300 BC and you see thousands of bronze clad greek homos coming off their ships under the bright Mediterranean sun to murder, rape and pillage you...

Must have been a hell of a sight

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

This out to be a textbook introduction.

Posted by: bronze age truther at December 10, 2025 03:18 PM (GNipg)

247 I believe SCOTUS justices have pressured other jurists to retire, but that's a backdoor, unofficial thing.

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"Miss me yet?"

/Anthony Kennedy

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 03:18 PM (CveCS)

248 Bronze Age denialism is a thing? Really?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

249 234 Every day she’s on the court, she codifies Democrats insanity into legal opinion. That will be used in the future to say this court got it wrong. Mark my words.

These are dangerous times.
Posted by: Vengeance at December

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Eh.

Dissents have no force.

They're the same as rantings in the NYT opinion pages.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

250 The Republicans didn't 'win' all three branches of government, ace. The judiciary is 'unwinnable'. (The Senate + House is just one branch: Legistlative.) And this is what's killing us. Sure, Dems / Leftists WANT the 4th bureaucratic branch, but Trump can dismantle what they've built. It's the judiciary that's stopping him...

And yeah, up to half of the supposed 'Republican' members of the 'conservative' majority Supreme Court are closet liberals. But that's not much different than how things are in the Legislative branch. As you've said before, we're just handicapped by the 'conservative' judges believing in the rule of law, while leftist judges believe in "For my enemies (the Right), the law; for my friends (the Left), everything!" We need our judges to embrace the Leftist precedent of subjective legal weaponization, just in the other direction. Until the Left cries uncle and we can get back to the rule of law... But before that happens, there is no rule of law, there's just war. And we weren't the ones who made things that way. We just need to accept it...

Posted by: bearski at December 10, 2025 03:18 PM (Bhsk7)

251 I believe this to be true. She removes the mask and exposes to the conservatives jurists and more importantly the moderates, without any doubt, where the progressives want to take our country.

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I want to believe you. I do in part. But I wonder if it really does that - or if people really care. It's been pretty obvious to me my whole life where the progressives want to take us.

But are we at risk of making this something worthy of an argument? A case like this should be decided in a week with a one page opinion. That makes it clear. Instead, Trump will win 6-3 in a 100 page opinion that doesn't get released until next summer. The process makes it appear that there may be a legitimate debate between the two - when there is no argument for the progressive side.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 10, 2025 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

252 213 Imagine its 1300 BC and you see thousands of bronze clad greek homos coming off their ships under the bright Mediterranean sun to murder, rape and pillage you...

Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at December 10, 2025 03:19 PM (2vZ9g)

253 Somewhat related: lefties are now trying to get a sympathetic Hawaiian judge to rule that the Twitter trademarks are invalid so they can rename Bluesky as Twitter. That’s remarkably cargo cult of them.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 03:19 PM (3cXfB)

254 Australia needs canned toads???

Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues
Cane toads...

Posted by: Tim Finn at December 10, 2025 03:15 PM (bC9HI)

Just need to train the rabbits to eat cane toads. And Koalas to eat rabbits.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:20 PM (8avO+)

255
...that its pretty absurd that Kentanji was ever nominated, much confirmed to the Highest Court in the center of the Free World.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM


Harriet Miers weeps

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 03:20 PM (tljrc)

256 Damn fingers.

Lytton, Darling, is that you?
-- Dora Carrington

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

257 245
Looking at how the country was run under Biden, we know that various oligarchs and interest groups had direct access to Biden's cabinet officials who had broad authority to do whatever their clients asked.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

This I believe to be true. Biden was never president. Technically, yes. But functionally - no. A good day for Biden was when he only ate 3 crayons and didn't shit himself. I believe most of the damage done during his administration was those in his inner circle doing what they pleased pushing whatever marxist ideology they wanted, autopen be damned.

Posted by: Disney Stockholders at December 10, 2025 03:20 PM (N39Ws)

258 67 Slaughter? What his first name?
Posted by: ... at
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Sergeant of course.

Like Columbo - what's your first name Lieutenant?

Columbo: Lt.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 10, 2025 03:20 PM (VkY89)

259 Not who he nominated. HOW. He said in public that he was choosing based on race and sex. Again it would y go anywhere but why not give it a go.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:12 PM (MGB5H)



He said he would nominate a black woman. If this is the best and brightest he could find, the black community should be PISSED......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

260 fractional reserve banking and banks creating money with loans.
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It doesn't, not in a meaningful way. Go open your own bank, or use a notebook or computer and pretend to open your own bank and see how little "money" you have left to loan after you issue your first round.

Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 10, 2025 03:21 PM (TN0g+)

261 Somewhat related: lefties are now trying to get a sympathetic Hawaiian judge to rule that the Twitter trademarks are invalid so they can rename Bluesky as Twitter. That’s remarkably cargo cult of them.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 03:19 PM (3cXfB)

What's to keep Elon from applying again after that decision?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:21 PM (8avO+)

262 255
...that its pretty absurd that Kentanji was ever nominated, much confirmed to the Highest Court in the center of the Free World.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM

Harriet Miers weeps
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 03:20 PM (tljrc)

Harriet Myers is an intellectual giant in comparison to Ketanji.

Posted by: Disney Stockholders at December 10, 2025 03:21 PM (N39Ws)

263 214 Vegimite.

i vegimay i vegimite i veg i get my vegtonite

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 03:21 PM (sGtp+)

264 255
...that its pretty absurd that Kentanji was ever nominated, much confirmed to the Highest Court in the center of the Free World. Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 03:14 PM

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Harriet Miers weeps Posted by: AltonJackson

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Hell, Vince Young weeps. I'd like to see her Wonderlic score...

Posted by: bearski at December 10, 2025 03:21 PM (Bhsk7)

265 Yeah, I let myself get sidetracked. She shouldn't be there because elections are fake. The auto-pen is a red herring.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 03:09 PM (0ZmKh)


Here's the problem with that. Congress accepted the slate of EC votes which said that Biden was President. It doesn't matter, at all, how that slate was selected... only that it was accepted by Congress.

You could, I suppose, argue that the Congress which accepted the Biden electors was, themselves, improperly elected, but that would require proving malfeasance on part of, at least, several states.

And what if you did prove that? You could undo the laws they'd passed. You could remove the appointees. But all the money spent would still be spent. All the illegals brought in would still be here. All the people killed by their decisions would still be dead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 03:22 PM (ExV1e)

266 258 67 Slaughter? What his first name?
Posted by: ... at
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Sergeant of course.

Like Columbo - what's your first name Lieutenant?

Columbo: Lt.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 10, 2025 03:20 PM (VkY89)

Sgt. Major Major Major, recently promoted to Major.
https://youtube.com/shorts/JaI8GT1Eis8

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:22 PM (ynpvh)

267 Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (TN0g+)

Well, I have to disagree. I think Kamala is dumb and I think Ketanji Brown is not really up on the law and Constitution despite being a judge, .I think Jasmine Crockett is using the whole fake accent, etc. to get people on board with her campaign so she's less dumb than she seems..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 03:22 PM (8Xy/A)

268 Imagine its 1300 BC and you see thousands of bronze clad greek homos coming off their ships under the bright Mediterranean sun to murder, rape and pillage you...

Must have been a hell of a sight

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

Could have just visited any US Port from 2021 to 2024

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 03:22 PM (lF28Z)

269 This I believe to be true. Biden was never president. Technically, yes. But functionally - no. A good day for Biden was when he only ate 3 crayons and didn't shit himself. I believe most of the damage done during his administration was those in his inner circle doing what they pleased pushing whatever marxist ideology they wanted, autopen be damned.
Posted by: Disney Stockholders at December 10, 2025 03:20 PM (N39Ws)

Too simple. Biden had his inner circle, as did every department several times over. These factions contended and bid to get access to Biden and the autopen, and who won shifted policy accordingly.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (8avO+)

270 Navy has just seized a Venuzualen oil tanker.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (XVbII)

271 >>> She then laid out the scenario she fears: a president firing "all the scientists, and the doctors, and the economists, and the PhDs" and replacing them with loyalists.

Projection! This is what the left's done. They just don't want the other side doing it too.

Completely unrelated...If Trump nixed all those pardons, that means Fauci lost his pardon, right?

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (gWBY1)

272
Jackson argued that scientists, economists, doctors, and other agency "experts" should be insulated from presidential authority entirely, claiming that allowing a president to fire them is "not in the best interest" of Americans.

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And also, I gather, she doesn't actually know the Constitution.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (Ijbq0)

273 Not a one of them is playing "3-D chess" and any of you who try to pretend they're doing something intentional AND smart are just losing credibility points. Those women are dumb as a box of rocks.
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TBF Biden was an idiot too. Even 30 years ago. The system if fcked up. We end up with the worst people having the most responsibilty power and privilege. They are by and large a pack of dumbasses that think they are geniuses. Midwits look like towering intellects next to your average congress rep.

Posted by: Not THAT means neither of us is an expert at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (AoMt0)

274
Are any Dems upset about Mamdani getting to pick a whole new slate of criminals, commies, and Islamists to help him run NYC?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (1N/bM)

275 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 03:22 PM (8Xy/A)

If you pretend long enough, eventually you manifest the lie.

Think of it like those who worship Satan as a "joke".

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 03:24 PM (lF28Z)

276 The left actually thinks Jackson is brilliant, whole Clarence Thomas is an idiot. Keep going with that leftists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:24 PM (D+mpw)

277 Sgt. Major Major Major, recently promoted to Major.
https://youtube.com/shorts/JaI8GT1Eis8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:22 PM (ynpvh)
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I have named the boy Caleb, in accordance with your wishes.

Posted by: NYT at December 10, 2025 03:25 PM (pEFY5)

278 Vegimite.

Posted by: Boss Moss



That's the one where the explosion occurs a couple of hours after you eat it?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 03:25 PM (0U5gm)

279
You're probably right. They could at least tell their asshole from a hole in the ground.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:17 PM (snZF9)



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

280 TBF Biden was an idiot too. Even 30 years ago. The system if fcked up. We end up with the worst people having the most responsibilty power and privilege. They are by and large a pack of dumbasses that think they are geniuses. Midwits look like towering intellects next to your average congress rep.
Posted by: Not THAT means neither of us is an expert at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (AoMt0)

Yeah Biden was never the mover and shaker, just one of the thugs used for the dirty work in the best of times.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:25 PM (8avO+)

281 278 Vegimite.

Posted by: Boss Moss



That's the one where the explosion occurs a couple of hours after you eat it?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 03:25 PM (0U5gm)

Vegan farts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (ynpvh)

282 What did kids do all day today without social media and their phones that don't get Propaganda?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)

283 Why are these Dem experts insane?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (8CIFn)

284 This is some kind of stupid shit a beauty pageant bimbo would say, but it's crazy coming from a Supreme Court Judge. At least with a beauty pageant contestant we may have to endure her ignorance but at least we get to see her tits.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (1zOXE)

285 276 The left actually thinks Jackson is brilliant, whole Clarence Thomas is an idiot. Keep going with that leftists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:24 PM (D+mpw)

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This is dumb partisan, tribal behavior, and nothing else.

"My side is right, therefore people on my side are smart."

It's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

286 283 Why are these Dem experts insane?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (8CIFn)

Dem = Krazy Kommie Komrade (KKK). It's in the name.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:27 PM (ynpvh)

287 Completely unrelated...If Trump nixed all those pardons, that means Fauci lost his pardon, right?

Logically you cannot pardon someone "in general" you have to list a specific crime.

I think Trump and co could, and should, move forward with charging Fauci. Though I'd start with Hunter. And specifically don't charge Hunter with the crimes he was being prosecuted for when Biden pardoned him - either big statutory rape or malfeasance based on his Ukraine payola - not the gun charges.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

288 The Democrats and media (but I repeat myself) began a propaganda campaign to convince the country that while the GOP won all three official branches of government, there was a Secret Fourth Branch of Government -- the permanent left-wing bureaucracy -- which Akshually had the power to overrule the other three branches of government and run the country.

It’s all right there in the Penumbra clause. Or maybe it’s the Emanations clause.

Posted by: Clay at December 10, 2025 03:27 PM (KXkjC)

289 This is dumb partisan, tribal behavior, and nothing else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Now you know why the left loves Somalis so much. Birds of a feather.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

290 Why are these Dem experts insane?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (8CIFn)

They're dems.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:28 PM (snZF9)

291 289 This is dumb partisan, tribal behavior, and nothing else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Now you know why the left loves Somalis so much. Birds of a feather.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

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Partisanship makes you stupid.

Be an ideologue.

Then you can hate everyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

292 What's to keep Elon from applying again after that decision?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:21 PM


Because trademarks are based on use. If you can't show actual use of the mark in connection with your product or service, you can't register it. If you stop using it long enough, you won't be able to renew it. You can file an intent to use application, but even that has a use or lose time limit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 03:28 PM (bFu5X)

293
This is dumb partisan, tribal behavior, and nothing else.

"My side is right, therefore people on my side are smart."

It's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

Did Bret Favre get sacked and intercepted that many times? Not as many? See, my guy EXCEEDS Bret Favre.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

294 Are any Dems upset about Mamdani getting to pick a whole new slate of criminals, commies, and Islamists to help him run NYC?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (1N/bM)

Some must have been since they dug up a Cuomo to try and stop him. Did not work, but since everybody replaced is just as bad as the new thugs I'm just watching. Acts have consequences.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)

295 TJM, about the Ph.D.s...

When Cheryl Hines was accosted by the ladies of the view about RFK being unqualified, she pointed out very few of the people in his current job actually have a medical degree. One of the ones the left put in was an economist. At least RFK had litigated on health issues in the past. The View bints shut up about it after that.

If a POTUS puts idiots with no degree in that field Into a job, the next POTUS should be able to fire him. This is not hard.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2025 03:28 PM (gWBY1)

296 To the left intelligence is reciting the narrative well.

So thinking for yourself, a more traditional metric, is wrong, racist, and sexist.

Its a very dogmatic take that amusingly is like something out of a leftwing book damning a fictional Christian theocracy

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

297 Or maybe it’s the Emanations clause.
Posted by: Clay

Hey, I have lots of emanations in my pants!
-- Joe Biden

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

298 Just need to train the rabbits to eat cane toads. And Koalas to eat rabbits.
Posted by: Oldcat

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What could go wrong?

Posted by: Old lady who swallowed a fly at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (pEFY5)

299 If a bank has $100 on deposit, they can loan $1000 (assuming a fractional reserve of 10%).
If their deposits increase $10, they can now loan $1100.
Where'd that money come from?

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (+Pp+Q)

300 It doesn't, not in a meaningful way. Go open your own bank, or use a notebook or computer and pretend to open your own bank and see how little "money" you have left to loan after you issue your first round.
Posted by: Crusader, former
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https://tinyurl.com/3np2ye9r
Well this guys says otherwise
???

Posted by: What is meaningful at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (AoMt0)

301 Experts built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (2vZ9g)

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And Ketanji as a law expert can't even tell us what is a woman yet a child in Kindergarten Cop can tell her exactly that.

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (1RAfh)

302 Well, I have to disagree. I think Kamala is dumb and I think Ketanji Brown is not really up on the law and Constitution despite being a judge, .I think Jasmine Crockett is using the whole fake accent, etc. to get people on board with her campaign so she's less dumb than she seems.. Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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I think you can be changed by the environment, particularly when you're emotionally embracing it. She's 'becoming' dumb. The act is becoming her. Not unlike Hilaria Baldwin. That WASP idiot can't give up that accent (fleeting as it is to everyone listening) cuz it's part of her now. She has become the character she made up for herself, fake as it is; it would be damn hard for her to turn back to who she (really) was... Ditto with Crockett. That undergrad video of her... She hasn't been her in a LONG time... She is the fake character she made up for herself. And why stop now? She's rolling in it...

Posted by: bearski at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (Bhsk7)

303 The Left will fire and ignore anyone they want to. Biden and Obama BOTH defied the Supreme Court. They are a joke and stink of shit.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (lF28Z)

304

>>> Does Judge Jumanji like cock?
Posted by: Pudinhead

only if it's white. I seriously don't get it. It's like the meme where the internet white supremacist has the black gf.

She is dyed in the wool black supremacist, yet married a guy in 1996 that is paler than the bottom of my Northern European foot?

Posted by: imp at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (g6TN6)

305 Jumanji and Sotomayor's insistence that the Court respect the Amicus Brief, from the Experts, that supported their position on Experts was my favorite part.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (TR2dy)

306 298 Just need to train the rabbits to eat cane toads. And Koalas to eat rabbits.
Posted by: Oldcat

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What could go wrong?

Posted by: Old lady who swallowed a fly at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (pEFY5)

Nothing, until they bring in the Andaman Islanders to get rid of the Koalas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (ynpvh)

307 @285 to be fair, Jamarcus Russell was better than Favre

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (D+mpw)

308 299 If a bank has $100 on deposit, they can loan $1000 (assuming a fractional reserve of 10%).
If their deposits increase $10, they can now loan $1100.
Where'd that money come from?

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (+Pp+Q)

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From the deposit, not from an interest rate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

309 Because trademarks are based on use. If you can't show actual use of the mark in connection with your product or service, you can't register it. If you stop using it long enough, you won't be able to renew it. You can file an intent to use application, but even that has a use or lose time limit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Damn. Sounds like you paid attention in law school, unlike KBJ.

RMBS for SCOTUS!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

310 Sgt. Major Major Major, recently promoted to Major.
https://youtube.com/shorts/JaI8GT1Eis8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:22 PM (ynpvh)



Catch 22

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

311 285 276...

It's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger
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* throws flag *

Correction kind sir - Favre did get sacked 4 times and threw 3 interceptions and still won while in his peak.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (VkY89)

312 TJM - sourdough instead of popcorn 🍿?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (Ia/+0)

313 A box of paper clips knows more about the law than KBJ.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (Oy/m2)

314 >>> Remember, Buttigieg, mayor of a small city in Indiana, is the expert, and Trump should be unable to reverse anything he did.

I'm too lazy to look it up, but the person who took over his job in Trump's cabinet talked about Mayor Pete making a lot of dumb screw ups and he's had to sort them out and fix them all. It's been a huge headache, cleaning up the mess Bootyjudge left behind.

Also he's gotten the air traffic controller's tech updated with copper and other things in record time. Pete said it would take years and it's been months. This is what happens when you hire competent people !

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (gWBY1)

315 It's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor, man.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (wVcYX)

316 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (nJthq)

317 TJM...they just CREATED another $100.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (+Pp+Q)

318 KBJ is so crazy even has ACB is taking pot shots at her in her authored opinions.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (G0vdT)

319 312 TJM - sourdough instead of popcorn 🍿?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (Ia/+0)

======

It was my first attempt after a month of trying to get the starter right.

And it was perfect on the first go.

I was proud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

320 She even looks stupid.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

321 I'm too lazy to look it up, but the person who took over his job in Trump's cabinet talked about Mayor Pete making a lot of dumb screw ups and he's had to sort them out and fix them all. It's been a huge headache, cleaning up the mess Bootyjudge left behind.


it's Sean Duffy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (emBoF)

322 Everything with the left is about power. As long as Brown's spouse sticks to the narrative they do not care.

And I'm including the people mad that Thomas is married to a white woman. See...he's a conservative black guy and she's a conservative white woman...so here it is bad, evil, and racist...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

323 A box of paper clips knows more about the law than KBJ.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (Oy/m2)

And is less bent

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (lF28Z)

324 Be nice if we'd get that 9-person limit codified.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2025 03:16 PM (1N/bM)


It is. The United States Supreme Court consists of nine justices: one Chief Justice and eight Associate Justices. This number has been fixed since 1869, when Congress established the current size of the Court through the Judiciary Act of 1869.

Which means, if someone were to get rid of the filibuster, the size of the court could be increased by 218 members of the House, 50 Senators (plus the VP), and a willing President. But they'd still have to pass a law to do it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (ExV1e)

325 Officials identify some of 315 human remains found outside Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS (KLAS) – Officials have identified some of the more than 300 piles of cremated remains located in the desert outside of Las Vegas.
Investigators with Nexstar’s KLAS first reported the discovery of more than 100 piles of cremated remains in August. The person who found the ashes said he stumbled on the piles on July 28 in a desert area outside of Searchlight, a rural community about an hour south of the Las Vegas valley.

Investigators think the remains could be from a commercial funeral business that closed or changed owners, but officials have not named any suspects.




Sounds like they found the mob burial ground.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (+Oyis)

326 She is dyed in the wool black supremacist, yet married a guy in 1996 that is paler than the bottom of my Northern European foot?

Posted by: imp at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM (g6TN6)

I think the Ace forged and approved phrase is "whiter than Darrel Hall's underballs".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (snZF9)

327 317 TJM...they just CREATED another $100.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (+Pp+Q)

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Based on the deposit, not an interest rate.

Lowered interest rates don't create cash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

328 The left actually thinks Jackson is brilliant, whole Clarence Thomas is an idiot. Keep going with that leftists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:24 PM (D+mpw)

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This is dumb partisan, tribal behavior, and nothing else.

"My side is right, therefore people on my side are smart."

It's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
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There reverse is true too: "Your side is wrong, therefore people on your side are dumb." That's a form of underestimating your enemy. Never underestimate your enemy.

There are some smart people on the other side. They may espouse bad or even stupid policies, but that's not because they're dumb. Some people seem to think that whenever a leftist denies being able to define a woman, that means they literally can't define a woman. Of course they know what a woman is. Duh. They are saying they can't define a woman because leftist dogma requires them too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

329 I would say it is embarrassing that we have someone this dumb on our Supreme Court but we already had a senile perambulating corpse president

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

330 It's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

Did Bret Favre get sacked and intercepted that many times? Not as many? See, my guy EXCEEDS Bret Favre.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

Oh Favre had lots of games like that. When they like you they call it 'Gunslinging'. You just have to win often enough to avoid being fired in your first couple of years.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:33 PM (8avO+)

331 The problem with fractional reserve banking is that it gives government a dial to turn to control the economy.

That is supposed to be good, but anyone who understands government understands that if you give them a dial they will always turn it up to 11 at the worst possible time, and then demand a level 12, 13,....

Posted by: Old lady who swallowed a fly at December 10, 2025 03:33 PM (pEFY5)

332

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

You made sourdough? I could have helped with that. But then if you have your fancy internet I get you don't need me.... who actually is also the fancy internet.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 03:33 PM (lF28Z)

333 Probably already covered, but the biggest problem is the judiciary itself, technically a branch of government but far far from "equal" in any meaningful sense, and of course wildly insanely outside it's proper and constitutional role for ..... 200 years?

Sure sure lots of reasons for this, in the modern era the political branches have allowed/hoped for/been thrilled with effectively delegating their power to the judiciary so that controversial decisions carry no accountability. This delegation probably exceeds the improper delegation to the unelected bureaucracy, in impact.

And now we see the full (? heh, hopefully?) flowering of this judicial usurpation and lawlessness, under Trump II. About the only thing left is for a "court" to countermand an order from the CinC through the SecWar to a military unit in the field.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 03:33 PM (U/Byj)

334 I never argued they did. I'm not gonna go back and look up what I disagreed with, but it seems we're OK.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:33 PM (+Pp+Q)

335 The other judges should be able to request a do-over.

"Yeah, this one just can't cut the mustard. You made a mistake and should try again."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
.....

They should vote her off the island.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

336 I'm too lazy to look it up, but the person who took over his job in Trump's cabinet talked about Mayor Pete making a lot of dumb screw ups and he's had to sort them out and fix them all. It's been a huge headache, cleaning up the mess Bootyjudge left behind.

Also he's gotten the air traffic controller's tech updated with copper and other things in record time. Pete said it would take years and it's been months. This is what happens when you hire competent people !
Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2025 03:31 PM (gWBY1)




But Buttigieg went on X and told that guy he was incompetent, so it's fine and people will vote Buttgig for president.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

337 If a bank has $100 on deposit, they can loan $1000 (assuming a fractional reserve of 10%).
If their deposits increase $10, they can now loan $1100.
Where'd that money come from?
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (+Pp+Q)

The ATM?

Posted by: Gen Z at December 10, 2025 03:34 PM (wVcYX)

338 I would say it is embarrassing that we have someone this dumb on our Supreme Court but we already had a senile perambulating corpse president
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

plus a housewife as President hiding Wilson's stroke.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:34 PM (8avO+)

339 332

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

You made sourdough? I could have helped with that. But then if you have your fancy internet I get you don't need me.... who actually is also the fancy internet.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 03:33 PM (lF28Z)

=======

Started with a Paul Hollywood video. Then another YT video.

Then a recipe.

With lots of, "Why isn't this rising?" in between.

I was convinced the thing was gonna be a pancake when I put it in the oven.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

340 Uh oh. TJM is talking about sports now? This can't be good.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (77rzZ)

341 TJM it loos good

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

342 Shorter Ketanji -- "We should be a communist nation"

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (vbXSk)

343 Your argument is that interest rates have nothing (or damned little) to do with inflation?
I agree.
Other than the usual law of supply and demand.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (+Pp+Q)

344
I think the Ace forged and approved phrase is "whiter than Darrel Hall's underballs".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (snZF9)



I'd imagine that's pretty damn white, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

345 Somewhat related: lefties are now trying to get a sympathetic Hawaiian judge to rule that the Twitter trademarks are invalid so they can rename Bluesky as Twitter. That’s remarkably cargo cult of them.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 03:19 PM (3cXfB)

What's to keep Elon from applying again after that decision?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:21 PM (8avO+)


Elon should designate some toilet at SpaceX in Texas as 'Twitter' so he can say, truthfully, that the trademark is still in use.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (ExV1e)

346 Which means, if someone were to get rid of the filibuster, the size of the court could be increased by 218 members of the House, 50 Senators (plus the VP), and a willing President. But they'd still have to pass a law to do it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic a


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Why stop at 218? Why not 538? or 300,000,000?

Posted by: Old lady who swallowed a fly at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (pEFY5)

347 297 Or maybe it’s the Emanations clause.
Posted by: Clay

Hey, I have lots of emanations in my pants!
-- Joe Biden
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (77rzZ)


....then I stuck it right in her penumbra. (Sotte vocce) penumbra.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (Lki3J)

348 The Ferral Reserve?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (ufetp)

349 341 TJM it loos good

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

=====

Thank you.

Even Dolley, who was convinced I was going to burn the house down, is happy with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

350 f a bank has $100 on deposit, they can loan $1000 (assuming a fractional reserve of 10%).
If their deposits increase $10, they can now loan $1100.
Where'd that money come from?
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (+Pp+Q)

The ATM?
Posted by: Gen Z at December 10, 2025 03:34 PM (wVcYX)

Someone needs to watch the early parts of "Its a Wonderful Life" and I don't mean when Donna Reed loses her robe and hides in the bushes.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (8avO+)

351 Navy has just seized a Venuzualen oil tanker.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (XVbII)


Full or empty?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Standard Oil Exec at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (2WIwB)

352 Deposit 100

Law says bank must hold 10%.

Bank loans 90 to some other guy. The first guy still has 100 dollars on deposit. The second guy goes and spends hia 90. So 100 dollars just became 190.

Th 90 dollar loan gets spent and that winds up in some other bank. They loan 81 dollars. Process repeats.

The process isnt just one bank. It the whole economy.

Posted by: What is meaningful at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (AoMt0)

353 307 @285 to be fair, Jamarcus Russell was better than Favre
Posted by: Smell the Glove

He was physically more talented than Favre, sadly he was not better.

Posted by: Clay at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (KXkjC)

354 If a bank has $100 on deposit, they can loan $1000...
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Absolutely not. They could loan $100 IF there was no fractional reserve requirement. In practice they can lend around $95.

Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (TN0g+)

355 Posted by: bearski at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (Bhsk7)

Well said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 03:37 PM (8Xy/A)

356 Lower interest rates do increase the market value of investments which makes less trouble for troubled banks.

Posted by: Oglebay at December 10, 2025 03:37 PM (GPa4z)

357 Take the heavy sour crude to Houston.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:37 PM (ufetp)

358 There is no better example of how horrible DEI is than Ketanji.
Posted by: Kestrel at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (wyl5F)

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And she will be there for decades, far longer than any of us will be alive. Perhaps she will be viewed by our children and grandchildren as a warning of what not to do.

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2025 03:37 PM (1RAfh)

359 LAS VEGAS (KLAS) – Officials have identified some of the more than 300 piles of cremated remains located in the desert outside of Las Vegas.
Investigators with Nexstar’s KLAS first reported the discovery of more than 100 piles of cremated remains in August. The person who found the ashes said he stumbled on the piles on July 28 in a desert area outside of Searchlight, a rural community about an hour south of the Las Vegas valley.

Investigators think the remains could be from a commercial funeral business that closed or changed owners, but officials have not named any suspects.




Sounds like they found the mob burial ground.

Posted by: rickb223



It is next door to Harry Reid's house...

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (0U5gm)

360 Someone needs to watch the early parts of "Its a Wonderful Life" and I don't mean when Donna Reed loses her robe and hides in the bushes.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (8avO+)


So...are you saying running that part of the movie on a loop is wrong?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (2WIwB)

361 Absolutely not. They could loan $100 IF there was no fractional reserve requirement. In practice they can lend around $95.

I was using round numbers as basis for the argument.
Gee, Wesley, lighten up

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (+Pp+Q)

362 @285 to be fair, Jamarcus Russell was better than Favre
Posted by: Smell the Glove

He was physically more talented than Favre, sadly he was not better.
Posted by: Clay at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (KXkjC)



Tony Romo would've had a SB or two under his belt were it not for the idiocy of Jason Garrett and his "must be a pocket passer" bullshit mentality. Romo was more accurate when doing his best Favre impression running around than he was from in the pocket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

363 Do they need letters of mark?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (ufetp)

364 361 Absolutely not. They could loan $100 IF there was no fractional reserve requirement. In practice they can lend around $95.

I was using round numbers as basis for the argument.
Gee, Wesley, lighten up

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (+Pp+Q)

=====

Crusader is an actual banker, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

365 Officials identify some of 315 human remains found outside Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS (KLAS) – Officials have identified some of the more than 300 piles of cremated remains located in the desert outside of Las Vegas.
Investigators with Nexstar’s KLAS first reported the discovery of more than 100 piles of cremated remains in August. The person who found the ashes said he stumbled on the piles on July 28 in a desert area outside of Searchlight, a rural community about an hour south of the Las Vegas valley.

Investigators think the remains could be from a commercial funeral business that closed or changed owners, but officials have not named any suspects.

Sounds like they found the mob burial ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (+Oyis)

You can't prove nothing.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (wVcYX)

366 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

Well if you ever have a question it's basically the one thing I know a lot about.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (lF28Z)

367
If a bank has $100 on deposit, they can loan $1000 (assuming a fractional reserve of 10%).
If their deposits increase $10, they can now loan $1100.
Where'd that money come from?
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:29 PM (+Pp+Q)


The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house...right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can

Posted by: George Bailey at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (rbvCR)

368 Imagine its 1300 BC and you see thousands of bronze clad greek homos coming off their ships under the bright Mediterranean sun to murder, rape and pillage you...

Must have been a hell of a sight
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

This out to be a textbook introduction.
Posted by: bronze age truther at December 10, 2025 03:18 PM (GNipg)

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"The Skittish Are Coming ... Literally!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 03:39 PM (CveCS)

369 351 Navy has just seized a Venuzualen oil tanker.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (XVbII)


Full or empty?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Standard Oil Exec at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (2WIwB)

And if full, full of what?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:39 PM (ynpvh)

370

Sounds like they found the mob burial ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (+Oyis)

Or one of the less successful hippie desert gathering campout attempts.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:39 PM (8avO+)

371 And she will be there for decades, far longer than any of us will be alive.

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Not to brag, but I plan on living past her last day on the Court.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 10, 2025 03:39 PM (sX1BW)

372 It's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM


THIS IS ABOUT ME, ISN'T IT???

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 10, 2025 03:39 PM (0sNs1)

373 Navy has just seized a Venuzualen oil tanker.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (XVbII)


Full or empty?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Standard Oil Exec at December 10, 2025 03:36 PM (2WIwB)

And if full, full of what?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:39 PM (ynpvh)

That's a lot of Fentanyl.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (8avO+)

374 Experts built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025


***
The amateur did have a little Guidance.

Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (wzUl9)

375 They want us living in a Gilliam-esque dystopia but without any of the dry wit or quirky style.

Posted by: You'll live in ze pod and like it at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

376 363 Do they need letters of mark?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (ufetp)

Or from Mark, or of Marque...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

377 351 Navy has just seized a Venuzualen oil tanker.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 10, 2025 03:23 PM (XVbII)


Full or empty?

------------------

Put Dennis Hopper in charge.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (sX1BW)

378 He was much better before his head hit the pavement.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (ufetp)

379 It's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM

THIS IS ABOUT ME, ISN'T IT???
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 10, 2025 03:39 PM (0sNs1)

Ben was hard to sack, as he was bigger than most linemen.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (8avO+)

380 370

Sounds like they found the mob burial ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 03:32 PM (+Oyis)

Or one of the less successful hippie desert gathering campout attempts.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:39 PM (8avO+)

Was it near Burning Man?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

381 Sounds like they found the mob burial ground.
Posted by: rickb223


Somebody misunderstood the concept of Burning Man.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (0U5gm)

382 And she will be there for decades, far longer than any of us will be alive.
Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2025 03:37 PM (1RAfh)

Until the mad max days arrives and Lord Humungus uses her as his nifty new hood ornament.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (snZF9)

383 Owning a bank does seem like a pretty sweet business model.

Presuming you have a relatively honest government that will enforce contracts fairly and prosecute fraud you are almost guaranteed to make money if you don't make stupid loans and/or the economy doesn't collapse.

We talk about the wonders of compound interest for investing, but this is basically what banks live off of.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

384 Why stop at 218? Why not 538? or 300,000,000?
Posted by: Old lady who swallowed a fly at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (pEFY5)


Because there are, currently, 435 voting members in the House so 218 makes a majority.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (ExV1e)

385 I saw Fourth Branch open for Molo's Cocktail in St. Petersburg in 1917.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (9GtqV)

386 Gee, Wesley, lighten up
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM


To be fair, that's refreshing. Normally, people tell me to shut up.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (0sNs1)

387 Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

Didn't tell Kevin Costner who to build a baseball field. Hell didn't even tell him it was a baseball field. Just "it".

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:42 PM (MGB5H)

388 The Critical Drinker's review of Star Trek 9021 concludes with "I have better things to do like watch already dry paint"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:42 PM (D+mpw)

389
Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM


Right.

What's a "cubit"?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 03:42 PM (tljrc)

390 Repeating same comment from a few days ago, sure Jackson (and Sotomayor) are not very intelligent people and have no business anywhere near a job of any importance.

But the not-stupid Kagan and Kennedy and Roberts and on and on (O'Connor on affirmative action, lol) make/have made catastrophically damaging and ridiculously utterly indefensible "rulings", and will continue to do so.

So you have to divide the judiciary's damage to the country between 1) things properly within their ambit, which is a tiny fraction of what's been going on for a century+, and 2) things they have no business even talking about, due to lack of constitutional role, authority, and substantive competence.

Gotta have a taxonomy when looking at contemporary self-inflicted damage in developed countries.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 03:42 PM (U/Byj)

391 >t's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: jalen hurts at December 10, 2025 03:42 PM (rJ48h)

392
Take the heavy sour crude to Houston.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:37 PM (ufetp)

_______

What I think was the only refinery in Houston that could handle it is now closed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 03:43 PM (tgvbd)

393 Tony Romo would've had a SB or two under his belt were it not for the idiocy of Jason Garrett and his "must be a pocket passer" bullshit mentality. Romo was more accurate when doing his best Favre impression running around than he was from in the pocket.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Or if they'd used the reserve QB as the holder.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:43 PM (8avO+)

394 Experts built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 10, 2025

***
The amateur did have a little Guidance.

Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (wzUl9)

Creating the local Yurt Depot for building materials probably helped.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:43 PM (snZF9)

395 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (wzUl9)

That is still a funny skit on Noah by Bill Cosby years later.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 03:43 PM (8Xy/A)

396 389
Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM

Right.

What's a "cubit"?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 03:42 PM (tljrc)

A cuantum bit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:43 PM (ynpvh)

397 It is interesting watching the left's reaction to Trump v VZ and comparing it to when Biden blew up Russia's oil pipeline and assassinated the daughter of one of Putin's advisers.

You certainly can argue the US should be more reticent to get involved in foreign affairs, but unlike the Uke war VZ has a direct impact on America with their drug running...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

398 Oh Favre had lots of games like that. When they like you they call it 'Gunslinging'. You just have to win often enough to avoid being fired in your first couple of years.

Been known to sling a dick pic out too

Posted by: Rose at December 10, 2025 03:43 PM (HcoTw)

399 Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40

Who is this really?

Posted by: Noah at December 10, 2025 03:43 PM (TbWk/)

400 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: jalen hurts at December

Nah you just throw an interception and loss a fumble on the same play.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (MGB5H)

401 Her husband is -- gasp -- a pasty white guy. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December

Ya she's Paul Ryan's SIL.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (MGB5H)

----------------

Washington DC is a very incestuous place. Who needs kings when you have all of the elites related to each other.

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (1RAfh)

402 It's like knowing your QB, who threw 3 interceptions and got sacked 4 times last week, is better than Brett Favre at his peak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:26 PM

THIS IS ABOUT ME, ISN'T IT???
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 10, 2025 03:39 PM (0sNs1)

***

Great response, but Ben must of been on the shitter. I'm surprised it took this long for him to respond

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (2WIwB)

403 What's a "cubit"?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 03:42 PM (tljrc)

One of those measurements on the body, like Yard or Foot, I forget from what part to another part.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (8avO+)

404 Shorter Ketanji -- "We should be a communist nation"
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM (vbXSk)


More to the point, "where there is a need, there is a right"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (rbvCR)

405 Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025
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Right.

What's a "cubit"?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025


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Yeah, I was going to footnote ol' Bill C., but decided not to!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (wzUl9)

406 "If a bank has $100 on deposit, they can loan $1000 (assuming a fractional reserve of 10%)."

I think it is $10 on reserve and they can loan out the other $90.

Franklin Raines testified that Freddie Mac was leverage 25:1, and that they would be safe at 50:1. That was right before they collapsed and got bailed out.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (vbXSk)

407 Everybody Hurts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (ufetp)

408 @391 Hurts is the first NFLplayer to turn a ball over twice on the same play. He's got that going for him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (D+mpw)

409 What's a "cubit"?


Little fat guy with a bow and arrow?

Posted by: Rose at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (HcoTw)

410 Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40

Who is this really?
Posted by: Noah at December 10, 2025 03:43 PM (TbWk/)

I'm gonna need a credit card deposit for all this wood...

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:45 PM (8avO+)

411 407 Everybody Hurts.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (ufetp)

Sometimes.

Posted by: REM at December 10, 2025 03:45 PM (TbWk/)

412 The Critical Drinker's review of Star Trek 9021 concludes with "I have better things to do like watch already dry paint"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:42 PM (D+mpw)


Not gonna watch it. I would be rooting for the Gorn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:45 PM (snZF9)

413 The amateur did have a little Guidance.

Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Noah did have a little trouble with the shelving, so he engaged a local specialist in that trade named Aceah...

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

414 Owning a bank does seem like a pretty sweet business model.

Presuming you have a relatively honest government that will enforce contracts fairly and prosecute fraud you are almost guaranteed to make money if you don't make stupid loans and/or the economy doesn't collapse.

We talk about the wonders of compound interest for investing, but this is basically what banks live off of.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

not to mention the shorter working hours and all the business "lunches".

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 03:45 PM (wVcYX)

415 409 What's a "cubit"?


Little fat guy with a bow and arrow?

Posted by: Rose at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (HcoTw)

I thought he had 'is own video game in the 80's. Would always swear when caught by the baddies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

416 @391 Hurts is the first NFLplayer to turn a ball over twice on the same play. He's got that going for him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (D+mpw)

Gotta admire the determination, if nothing else.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:46 PM (8avO+)

417 What's a "cubit"?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025
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One of those measurements on the body, like Yard or Foot, I forget from what part to another part.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025


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Wasn't it the length of a man's arm from elbow to longest fingertip, or something like that? Of course if you use somebody like Ahnold, you'll get a different measurement than if you use Danny Devito.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:46 PM (wzUl9)

418 Jason Garrett, AKA Red Jesus, was a time-management retard. That was a major factor in not winning the East division more often and a very poor record in the playoff.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 10, 2025 03:46 PM (XMwZJ)

419 412 The Critical Drinker's review of Star Trek 9021 concludes with "I have better things to do like watch already dry paint"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:42 PM (D+mpw)


Not gonna watch it. I would be rooting for the Gorn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 03:45 PM (snZF9)

Read that as Star Trek 90210 for some reason...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (ynpvh)

420 Does new Star Trek still use the two handed chop?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (ufetp)

421 does it aerosolize it so molten particles recondense into droplets that are found in the dust samples throughout Manhattan? Because that is a thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:11 PM (rbvCR)

Is that a thing? It sounds like a thing that could have easily been caused by a 200 ton plane hitting the tower at 500 mph, or the subsequent collapse of the tower itself from over 1300 feet.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (GD2xa)

422 Elon should designate some toilet at SpaceX in Texas as 'Twitter' so he can say, truthfully, that the trademark is still in use.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 03:35 PM


That's not what "use" means in this context, but I laughed anyway.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (bFu5X)

423 Tony Romo would've had a SB or two under his belt were it not for the idiocy of Jason Garrett and his "must be a pocket passer" bullshit mentality. Romo was more accurate when doing his best Favre impression running around than he was from in the pocket.

I blame Jessica Simpson

Posted by: Rose at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (HcoTw)

424 I loved that graph in Ketanji's first year on SCOTUS where she spent more time talking in oral arguments that basically all the other justices put together. She must be loathed by everyone there, including her ideological allies.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 10, 2025 02:44 PM (Dg7ng)
==
She was a terrible hire for the dems - she moves no one towards her argument. She forces Sotomayor and Kagan to vote with her for ideological reasons, not because of the soundness of her arguments. Not one of the 6 "conservative" justices hears a word she says. When the dems regain the presidency and the Senate they should get her impeached so they can put a much better replacement in her place.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (GZYu7)

425 Damn. Sounds like you paid attention in law school, unlike KBJ.

RMBS for SCOTUS!
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:30 PM


No...I just worked in that field for a few years.

And, oh, hell no!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 03:48 PM (bFu5X)

426 418 Jason Garrett, AKA Red Jesus, was a time-management retard. That was a major factor in not winning the East division more often and a very poor record in the playoff.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 10, 2025 03:46 PM (XMwZJ)

I thought Steven R. Covey was a time management retard. Every fucking corporation in America was doing whatever bullshit he was slinging though.

Posted by: 7 habits of stupid executives at December 10, 2025 03:48 PM (TbWk/)

427 Tony Romo would've had a SB or two under his belt were it not for the idiocy of Jason Garrett and his "must be a pocket passer" bullshit mentality. Romo was more accurate when doing his best Favre impression running around than he was from in the pocket.

I blame Jessica Simpson
Posted by: Rose

Wasn't Romo doing Sophia Vergara?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:48 PM (77rzZ)

428 424 She was a terrible hire for the dems - she moves no one towards her argument. She forces Sotomayor and Kagan to vote with her for ideological reasons, not because of the soundness of her arguments. Not one of the 6 "conservative" justices hears a word she says. When the dems regain the presidency and the Senate they should get her impeached so they can put a much better replacement in her place.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (GZYu7)

======

Every indication is that she has actually moved ACB to the right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

429 No...I just worked in that field for a few years.

And, oh, hell no!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

As an elective in my paralegal certification course, I took IP law. Really interesting stuff.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

430 Treas. Sec. Bessant's comment on the Fed: What we need to do is examine the entire Federal Reserve institution and whether they have been successful... All of these Ph.D.s over there, I don't know what they do... This is like Universal Basic Income for academic economists

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (rbvCR)
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I especially enjoy the increasing frequency of the Regional Fed banks to release studies completely opposed to Powell's pronouncements. The SF Fed report on tariffs should have Powell impeached and removed.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 10, 2025 03:49 PM (GZYu7)

431 The Democrats *created* the CFPB to be independently funded and unaccountable to anyone except the Democrat party - a self-licking ice cream cone of (D) patronage and *real* power to promote their agenda regardless of who was in charge in DC.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (gUs21)

432
Jumanji Action-Jackson confirmation vote 53/47
Bret Kavanaugh confirmation vote 50/48
Amy Barrett-Coney 52/48
Neil Gorsuch 54/45
Elena Kagan 63/37
Sonia Sotomayor 68/31
Samuel Alito 58/42
John Roberts 78/22
Clarence Thomas 52/48

It's shocking that Kagan & Wise Latina Sotomayor got so many Republican votes. Well, actually it's not. Stupid republicans.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (IifOV)

433 Is that a thing? It sounds like a thing that could have easily been caused by a 200 ton plane hitting the tower at 500 mph, or the subsequent collapse of the tower itself from over 1300 feet.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (GD2xa)


I am not sure there is that much energy, even in that scenario. But that is the other end of "fire can't melt steel" stupidity

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (rbvCR)

434 Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40
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Who is this really?
Posted by: Noah at December 10, 2025
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I'm gonna need a credit card deposit for all this wood...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025


***

Good point. Who were the subcontractors for the Ark, and did they get a berth on the ship in return? Or did they smirk, "This guy Noah's an idiot, believing in this 'God' fellow," sell him the wood and labor -- and have a horrible surprise when the rains started . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (wzUl9)

435 I think it is $10 on reserve and they can loan out the other $90.
==
Yep. And the deposit is still 100.and they guy who got the loan has 90. Thats 190. The money multiplier. His 90 gets spent and winds up in another bank. They loan 81 dollars. Etc. That 100 dollars creates 900 dollars. ( THERE IS A FORMULA here using 10% reserve). So more loans, more money. High interest less loans. That said. Multiplying loans by 9 is nothing compared to running the printing presses at the speed of light....

Posted by: What is meaningful at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (AoMt0)

436 429 No...I just worked in that field for a few years.

And, oh, hell no!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

As an elective in my paralegal certification course, I took IP law. Really interesting stuff.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

I was once asked what my IP address was...I mentioned the bathroom down the hall...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

437 I'll watch it if they can make Uhura's dress uniform even shorter.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

438 Democracy to them means Democrats make all the decisions.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (lF28Z)

439 KJB: Leftist law professors still have to defend this retard.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (rJ48h)

440 "We have just seized a tanker off the coast of Venezuela, a large tanker, very large, the largest one ever seized, actually."

I would be OK with all future presidents being brash New York marketing types. It's hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (U/Byj)

441 435 Yep. And the deposit is still 100.and they guy who got the loan has 90. Thats 190. The money multiplier. His 90 gets spent and winds up in another bank. They loan 81 dollars. Etc. That 100 dollars creates 900 dollars. ( THERE IS A FORMULA here using 10% reserve). So more loans, more money. High interest less loans. That said. Multiplying loans by 9 is nothing compared to running the printing presses at the speed of light....

Posted by: What is meaningful at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (AoMt0)

=====

You have the relationship completely backwards.

The more money for loans comes from more deposits, not from more people wanting loans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

442 The Critical Drinker's review of Star Trek 9021 concludes with "I have better things to do like watch already dry paint"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025
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Not gonna watch it. I would be rooting for the Gorn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025


***
I confess to a sneaking admiration for the Romulans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (wzUl9)

443 Supreme Court Justice Ferengi Brown Jackwagon.

Posted by: Baldy at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (4/qdm)

444 The amateur did have a little Guidance.

Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (wzUl9)

I can see the first time God sends the animals and Noah has a 2 oar skiff there. God has to keep rewinding time and being more specific, until he has to just have the angels make it themselves. "NOTHING ABOUT THIS IN THE BIBLE NOAH"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (8avO+)

445 433 Is that a thing? It sounds like a thing that could have easily been caused by a 200 ton plane hitting the tower at 500 mph, or the subsequent collapse of the tower itself from over 1300 feet.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (GD2xa)

I am not sure there is that much energy, even in that scenario. But that is the other end of "fire can't melt steel" stupidity

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (rbvCR)

It's amazing how much heat friction can make. If you don't believe me, take a stiff wire and bend it back and forth quickly, then feel the bend point.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

446 The Constitution doesn't mean anything until we "interpret" it.
Posted by: Judges at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (Yp6az)

And THIS is the crux of most of our problems.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (g8Ew8)

447 416 @391 Hurts is the first NFLplayer to turn a ball over twice on the same play. He's got that going for him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 03:44 PM (D+mpw)

Gotta admire the determination, if nothing else.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:46 PM (8avO+)


Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 03:52 PM (2WIwB)

448 Cubit fingertip to elbow and no two are the same

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:52 PM (Ia/+0)

449 Noah was slamming his wife against the hull when God appeared before him and said "Pitch! PITCH! Cover the gopher wood with PITCH!!!!"

Posted by: It's in the apocrypha at December 10, 2025 03:52 PM (TbWk/)

450 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

451

Jfc we get more and more Atlas Shrugged every day.

Posted by: E Buzz at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (AIkOE)

452 435 I think it is $10 on reserve and they can loan out the other $90.
==
Yep. And the deposit is still 100.and they guy who got the loan has 90. Thats 190. The money multiplier. His 90 gets spent and winds up in another bank. They loan 81 dollars. Etc. That 100 dollars creates 900 dollars. ( THERE IS A FORMULA here using 10% reserve). So more loans, more money. High interest less loans. That said. Multiplying loans by 9 is nothing compared to running the printing presses at the speed of light....

Posted by: What is meaningful at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (AoMt0)

Yeah, there's math for that. I believe it's referred to as the Multiplier effect in economics. You spend $100. The shop that gets it spends $90 of that, and so forth down the chain.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (ynpvh)

453
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 03:53 PM (tljrc)

454 Every indication is that she has actually moved ACB to the right.

------------------

Kagan is all they have, and Kagan is probably using all her energy on the Chief to keep him as close to the center as she can.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 10, 2025 03:54 PM (sX1BW)

455 @421

>>That's not what "use" means in this context, but I laughed anyway.

They still use twitter in every link, so they still use it.

Just spin off something else as Twitter and they are good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2025 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)

456 Playing in the NFL in Los Angeles was berry berry good for me!

Posted by: Roman Gabriel at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (wVcYX)

457 Technocrats rule in France. Experts abound in Brussels.

No thanks.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (rj6Yv)

458 Is that a thing? It sounds like a thing that could have easily been caused by a 200 ton plane hitting the tower at 500 mph, or the subsequent collapse of the tower itself from over 1300 feet.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 10, 2025 03:47 PM (GD2xa)

I am not sure there is that much energy, even in that scenario. But that is the other end of "fire can't melt steel" stupidity
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:50 PM (rbvCR)

The plane to building momentum transfer is weak because the structure between beams has very low strength. So momentum is gradually transferred as it penetrates and friction stops it and light crap inside is knocked aside. If a firm spot is hit, the plane itself breaks up as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (8avO+)

459 444 The amateur did have a little Guidance.

Or did God simply instruct Noah to build it, giving him a few dimensions, and then leave it up to his judgment?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 03:40 PM (wzUl9)

I can see the first time God sends the animals and Noah has a 2 oar skiff there. God has to keep rewinding time and being more specific, until he has to just have the angels make it themselves. "NOTHING ABOUT THIS IN THE BIBLE NOAH"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (8avO+)

Good think God told him to take 7 pair of kosher animals...once he got off the ark he sacrificed a few...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

460 Technocrats rule in France. Experts abound in Brussels.

No thanks.
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 03:55 PM (rj6Yv)

Experts who thought it was a good idea to pack up everything and move to Strasbourg every 6 months to bribe the French.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (8avO+)

461 Comissar judges want the Bureaucracy to rule the country

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)

462 Good think God told him to take 7 pair of kosher animals...once he got off the ark he sacrificed a few...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

Are fish kosher? Maybe he used the lots of fish flopping around for the sacrifice.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 03:57 PM (8avO+)

463 You have the relationship completely backwards.

The more money for loans comes from more deposits, not from more people wanting loans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)


The local banks don't borrow from each other and from the Fed Discount Window to cover loans?
IIRC, and I am not an expert, deposits are not the sum of the amount the banks loan on, and the fractional reserve required both is from the deposits and the loans the banks incur to cover loans they make.

This was one of the ways the local bank went under in the late 60's, unable to cover its loans when a bunch of small companies defaulted on their business loans due to a recession.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (rbvCR)

464 It's amazing how much heat friction can make. If you don't believe me, take a stiff wire and bend it back and forth quickly, then feel the bend point.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 03:51 PM (ynpvh)


True, I have to wear a respirator when I do that, the aerosolized metal just boils off.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 04:00 PM (rbvCR)

465 NOOD

Tehran vs JOOISH SPACE LASERS!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (ULPxl)

466 Owning a bank does seem like a pretty sweet business model.

Presuming you have a relatively honest government that will enforce contracts fairly and prosecute fraud you are almost guaranteed to make money if you don't make stupid loans and/or the economy doesn't collapse.

We talk about the wonders of compound interest for investing, but this is basically what banks live off of.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

not to mention the shorter working hours and all the business "lunches".
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 03:45 PM (wVcYX)

And hawt secretaries and tellers.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 04:01 PM (g8Ew8)

467 This was one of the ways the local bank went under in the late 60's, unable to cover its loans when a bunch of small companies defaulted on their business loans due to a recession.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 03:58 PM (rbvCR)

Yeah the fractional reserve is a bet that failures are random and not correlated. Apparently your bank manager did not save his little brother the future war hero.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 04:02 PM (8avO+)

468 Snap, snap, snap. Way to go, Justice Gorsuch

Posted by: sidney at December 10, 2025 04:05 PM (Uy/WF)

469 The more money for loans comes from more deposits, not from more people wanting loans
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Well not really. Lower rates increase loans. More money in the bank increases the amount of money the bank can hypothetically loan. But they wont be doing as many loans at 12% interest as they do at 3.5% see for example the real world. We might be talking past each other. 🤷‍♂️

Posted by: What is meaningful at December 10, 2025 04:07 PM (AoMt0)

470 The more money for loans comes from more deposits, not from more people wanting loans
==
And.the loaned money ends up in some other bank as a deposit eventually. So lower interest rates, stimulates loans, which through the money multipler leads eventually to increased deposits. There is a relationship.

Posted by: What is meaningful at December 10, 2025 04:13 PM (AoMt0)

471 "Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson told the Court that presidents should not be able to fire the PhDs & experts who run the government."

Hey, how 'bout that Dr. Anthony Fauci and Dr. Francis Collins and countless others? They did a bang-up job reorganizing Earth while imposing their expertise on a planet.

Great idea. Let's keep doing that. So very wise, insightful, and proper.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2025 04:15 PM (gLikB)

472 According to google AI. US banks loans increased 271 billion 2024. Money multiplier 9 assuming 10% reserve.

2trillion 457 billion.

Seems high.

Posted by: What is meaningful at December 10, 2025 04:20 PM (AoMt0)

473 She probably thinks she is one of those experts, hence in danger.

Posted by: PG at December 10, 2025 04:20 PM (1GUBr)

474 fourth branch of government,

A wooden cluebat.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2025 04:36 PM (FhXTo)

475 76 PhDs are about as valuable as a cup of warm spit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

Warm PISS.

Posted by: John Nance Garner at December 10, 2025 04:37 PM (rQwsY)

476 We still elect Presidents not Judges to run us time for those Judges to be retired to a Home for Would-be rulers and despots

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 10, 2025 05:26 PM (wGqjj)

477 I like the D-EI moniker. Talk about appropriate.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2025 06:14 PM (MmP96)

478 All Political Power in this Republic resides in the People. ALL of it.

Under OUR Constitution, We loan that Power to a single Chief Executive, chosen in Honest Elections–which are also our Sovereign Property.

Therefore, executive agency heads are subject to that chosen Executive. Otherwise, we have no control over our own Government, and the Political Power of those officers is untethered from the People.

Which is called “Tyranny”.

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:09 AM (NxtE8)

480 re: "Jackson argued that scientists, economists, doctors, and other agency "experts" should be insulated from presidential authority entirely, claiming that allowing a president to fire them is "not in the best interest" of Americans."

The mind of a literal child on display ...

Posted by: _Jim at December 11, 2025 04:39 AM (O+HxP)

481 re: 14
"(*cough, cough*) Tenure of Office Act (*cough*)"

Quote: The Tenure of Office Act was eventually repealed, reflecting a shift in attitudes regarding presidential power. Most of the Act was repealed in 1887 ...

Posted by: _Jim at December 11, 2025 04:45 AM (O+HxP)

Federal Judge Okays the Release of Epstein Grand Jury Transcripts

So we'll see.

U.S. District Judge Richard M. Berman reversed his earlier decision to keep the transcripts sealed, citing the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which was enacted last month, creating a narrow exception to rules that normally keep grand jury proceedings confidential, The Associated Press reported. The law requires the government to open its files on Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell.

Berman previously cautioned that the roughly 70 pages of grand jury materials slated for release are hardly revelatory.

The law requires that the Justice Department release Epstein-related records to the public by Dec. 19.

Based on the lack of earth-shattering disclosures so far, I think we're going to continue to not see earth-shattering disclosures. We will see the names of people we already knew were connected to Epstein, like Bill and Hillary Clinton and Clinton Energy Secretary and New Mexico governor Bill Richardson, and it will be good to have that official confirmation, but I do not expect we'll get confirmation of QAnon/Pizzagate/Tucker Carlson claims of an Israel-CIA pedophile blackmail operation.

Maybe we will. We'll see.

But a heuristic I apply without even thinking about it is noting the general "shape" of a theory that turns out to be true. The "shape" of a true story features drip-by-drip disclosures that, while maybe not proving the theory, nevertheless build confidence in the theory until, at some point, the theory is proven.

Look at the theories that covid was man-made and specifically leaked from the Wuhan Covid Lab. (Giveaway right there, huh?) Every few weeks we got another bit of information that tended to suggest -- and sometimes strongly suggest -- that covid was man-made in the Wuhan lab. And that Anthony Fauci knew it, and bribed scientists to lie about it.

The theory did not sit for years and years with no confirmatory information being discovered.

In the case of a theory that does sit for years without actual evidence emerging to support it: I begin doubting that theory.

As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?

And if this theory has actual evidence supporting it: Well, where is it?

They say an absence of evidence is not evidence of absence but.... come on, when people are digging for the evidence and not finding it, yeah, it is at least evidence that that evidence doesn't exist.

If you set out to prove dodos actually survived and spend years looking for dodos but can't find any, it does suggest that yeah, dodos probably did go extinct.

If there continues to be no evidence of the Strong Form of the Epstein theory, the claims that the CIA and a foreign state, sometimes unnamed but always believed to be Israel, engaged in a huge blackmail operation against the political leadership of the United States, at some point, we have to accept that this theory, while plausible and even attractive, just isn't true.

But that won't be admitted. We'll have Chromatic Aberrations all over again.

Well, they're hiding the documents that prove that, that information never came out during the grand jury investigation because Israel and the CIA warned the prosecutor not to "go there," etc.

As they say about capital C capital T Conspiracy Theories -- the unfalsifiable kind, the nigh-religious dogma kind -- lack of evidence of a Conspiracy Theory is just further proof of the how deep the Conspiracy goes.

I was completely willing to speculate about such a multinational conspiracy theory. I didn't dismiss it out of hand.

But at some point: We either need evidence for it or the people pushing it need to admit they don't care about evidence of the lack of evidence, and that in their minds, it's not a Conspiracy Theory. It's a Conspiracy Fact, period, and no contrary evidence can change that.

But like I said: We'll see. It could turn out that the transcripts do point to a much bigger operation going on on Pedo Island, beyond a pedophile making his young girls available to his politically-connected, financially-connected pals.

Update: It just occurred to me that people think about a foreign blackmail operation because they don't know how Epstein made his money or why he was so determined to cultivate pedo-friendships with people like Bill Clinton or Larry Summers.

Well, I just remembered, we know that every Congressman winds up a millionaire in five years from stock trading. Hillary Clinton made a fortune in cattle futures in the 90s, which she always lied about, claiming she made the picks herself just by reading the Wall Street Journal.

So: We know that the politically connected are routinely given non-public insider-trading information by industry insiders.

Couldn't Epstein's operation just be based on simple greed? He cultivated pedo pals who had access to insider information, which he then used for his own profit, while rewarding them with access to underage girls.

I'm not saying that's what was going on. I'm just offering that as a counter-explanation to the major foreign/domestic intelligence community blackmail theory.

Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Boy, NOW the wheels MUST be closing in on Trump!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Willowed:

DoorDash delivery girl who filmed a drunk man passed out with his pants down makes her first court appearance

She pleaded not guilty & asked the judge to ban cameras in the courtroom the judge responded saying

“So now u don’t want cameras to be involved”

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (+Oyis)

4 ok

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

5 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Yeah baby. Twice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (DRSnL)

6 Boy, NOW the wheels MUST be closing in on Trump!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)


Probably a result of the walls falling off.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (ExV1e)

7 Please excuse Juan and please don't release our family's files!

Posted by: Epstein's Mother at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (oftw2)

8 Based on the lack of earth-shattering disclosures so far, I think we're going to continue to not see earth-shattering disclosures.


The Biden FBI had the files for 4 years and didn't release a f*cking thing. They DO, likely, incriminate a LOT on the left, so they're really gaslighting in the hopes that they'll never be released so they can blame Trump for not releasing them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Willowed:

DoorDash delivery girl who filmed a drunk man passed out with his pants down makes her first court appearance

She pleaded not guilty & asked the judge to ban cameras in the courtroom the judge responded saying

“So now u don’t want cameras to be involved”
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (+Oyis)


That's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 01:39 PM (ExV1e)

10 Rick Berman?

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at December 10, 2025 01:40 PM (wVcYX)

11 Just a note on Covid, they actually found bat virus with a furin cleavage site in the wild. In Brazil, and found prior to 2019, and only recently cataloged.

This means its not impossible for it to have been a natural virus. I'd still bet on release from the lab, but it may not have been modified.

OTOH, furin cleavage is used because it's easy to add, so that doesn't rule out human modification.

Might add some tiny amount to non-lab leak potential cause.

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 01:41 PM (IuIym)

12 2 Boy, NOW the wheels MUST be closing in on Trump!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

The screws are coming off the bus!!

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 10, 2025 01:41 PM (JWsMn)

13 OT already by me sorry! but I agree ace. we'll see I guess but I'm already so over this.

clearly Epstein worked for either US or a globalist IC as a honeypot. so...

meanwhile Calibri vs Times. now THAT is interesting! I missed this story this morning.

good move by Mario. very good. Calibri is a junk typeface.

overall it's easier to read serif, especially light serifs like Times. It's very much the standard, like the Helvetica of Serifs.

you could stick with a sans but you'd want to use something better than CALIBRI which is just god-awful. I guess ... I mean maybe Weissenhoff or Cabin or something nice like that, with some alteration in line width throughout.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 01:41 PM (emBoF)

14 I'm glad the p3do Epstein is dead. I don't think he committed suicide (waaaaay too many coincidences and it appears to be physically impossible), but I'm glad he's not trafficking girls anymore.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Mama Bear Extraordinaire at December 10, 2025 01:42 PM (Wt5PA)

15 I want to see the real transcripts , Not THE fAKe ONEs THeY ArE rEleaSING !1

Posted by: local conspiracist and the only one with the real knowledge at December 10, 2025 01:42 PM (g47mK)

16 It could turn out that the transcripts do point to a much bigger operation going on on Pedo Island, beyond a pedophile making his young girls available to his politically-connected, financially-connected pals.

***
Yes, it could.
And if so, where did they move to?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 01:42 PM (iKI3U)

17 If there continues to be no evidence of the Strong Form of the Epstein theory, the claims that the CIA and a foreign state, sometimes unnamed but always believed to be Israel, engaged in a huge blackmail operation against the political leadership of the United States, at some point, we have to accept that this theory, while plausible and even attractive, just isn't true.

Why would grand jury transcripts have such information? They wouldn't, of course.

If you wanted to try to prove/disprove that theory, you'd need to pursue evidence of that theory, which would be in three-letter government agency files, which we all know we are not getting.

None of this is all that hard to grasp. But some people are working awfully hard not to grasp it.

Posted by: don't try to bullshit a bullshitter at December 10, 2025 01:42 PM (GNipg)

18 Sponge is on fire!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 01:42 PM (xcxpd)

19 If there continues to be no evidence of the Strong Form of the Epstein theory, the claims that the CIA and a foreign state, sometimes unnamed but always believed to be Israel, engaged in a huge blackmail operation against the political leadership of the United States, at some point, we have to accept that this theory, while plausible and even attractive, just isn't true.

Is the missing part of the strong theory is testimony of girls saying say "I had sex with Bill Clinton" or some sort of evidence of Clinton acting in a way that benefits a foreign actor that is otherwise inexplicable?

We have the latter, if you assume the state actor is one of Five Eyes...most notably Britain...instead of Israel. Which does also explain how a random British royal ended up with Epstein...

I suspect though that we won't see any names like Clinton in this released testimony because otherwise we'd see a lot more fighting against it.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

20 She pleaded not guilty & asked the judge to ban cameras in the courtroom the judge responded saying

“So now u don’t want cameras to be involved”


I love this judge!

almost as much as that Florida Sheriff who went OFF on the Philly yutes who robbed a Dicks while at a football tournament...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 01:43 PM (emBoF)

21 wE nEEd TO sEE rEal evIdeNCe!

Posted by: local conspiracist and the only one with the real knowledge at December 10, 2025 01:43 PM (g47mK)

22 My thing has always been, the government isn't entitled to the benefit of the doubt.

Do I KNOW for a fact that the Epstein op involved the CIA, MI6 and/or Mossad?

No, I don't know it. But I do know our secret agencies are anathema to a nation that intends to self-govern, so every plausible accusation that gets hurled at them, I'm going to act like I believe, even if I don't.

Because, F the Deep State, and all its international tentacles. All of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2025 01:43 PM (dGCAG)

23 Sponge is on fire!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Not my fault. I warned him to stay off the subway.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

24 As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?
.....

They left after eating all the dinosaurs.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

25

En FUEGO!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Epstein.... IS ALIVE..discuss!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (g47mK)

27 OT Anytime PDT appears on TV advertising Trump Watches you just know a severely afflicted person with TDS strokes out yelling at the screen.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (gm9Sb)

28 23 Sponge is on fire!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Not my fault. I warned him to stay off the subway.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

29 The government's argument under Biden was that Epstein only trafficked girls to himself, Maxwell, and Prince Andrew.

This also seems...unlikely. He made contacts with all these politicians and celebrities and the one person he shared underage girls with...and in this case barely underage...was Prince Andrew?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

30 27 OT Anytime PDT appears on TV advertising Trump Watches you just know a severely afflicted person with TDS strokes out yelling at the screen.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (gm9Sb)

The watch selling is weird to me...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:45 PM (VE6XX)

31 They left after eating all the dinosaurs.
Posted by: wth

The dinosaurs gave them horrible gas. Thus all the CO2 in the atmosphere.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

32 I was told by someone who should know that roughly 80% of congressional votes are based on either blackmail or bribes. After watching closely for several years, I think the preponderance of the inducements are bribes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:45 PM (0U5gm)

33 lack of evidence of a Conspiracy Theory is just further proof of the how deep the Conspiracy goes.

===

why?? do you doubt this ?!!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 01:45 PM (g47mK)

34 18 Sponge is on fire!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

For the sake of humanity, we need to throw sand in his gears!

Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at December 10, 2025 01:45 PM (oftw2)

35 It doesn't matter what they release. No one is ever going to be satisfied, and the conspiracy theories will continue..

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

36 They left after eating all the dinosaurs.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

I laughed!

I would love to taste dinosaur.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (JWsMn)

37 35 It doesn't matter what they release. No one is ever going to be satisfied, and the conspiracy theories will continue..
Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 01:45 PM (NpAcC)


This

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (VE6XX)

38
Dead Horses. Flogging.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (IifOV)

39 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Turned out to be a good day

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (Ia/+0)

40 As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?
.....

They left after eating all the dinosaurs.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

After a return visit that had them building pyramids, they stopped landing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (wVcYX)

41 Dinosaurs probably tasted like alligators.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (g47mK)

42 If there continues to be no evidence of the Strong Form of the Epstein theory[/b ...

-------------

Isn't it time we developed a Unified Epstein Field Theory?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (TTNvg)

43 Rick Berman?
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett

Chris Berman > Rick Berman

Signed,

Sean "Personal" Landeta
Bert "Be Home" Blyleven

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 10, 2025 01:47 PM (kiKFC)

44 He made contacts with all these politicians and celebrities and the one person he shared underage girls with...and in this case barely underage...was Prince Andrew?

Posted by: 18-1



And how did he become a prince? I didn't vote for him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:47 PM (0U5gm)

45 I think Mike Benz's theory is mostly right: Epstein was a "broker" or dealmaker who helped governments, including our own, make shady deals and launder money (think Iran-Contra as an example). Girls were incidental to the goal, because, as Benz says, "Girls Juice Deals." It wasn't a blackmail sex sting, but just dirty, secret dealing.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 10, 2025 01:47 PM (bNf8H)

46 Epstein.... IS ALIVE..


Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (g47mK)




*lyrics in Gary Wright's trashcan

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

47 One simple way to approach this is "what would persuade me that Epstein and co had no illegal connections to politicians/celebs?"

And things like releasing all the video from Epstein island that Wray seized would certainly go a long way there.

This is asking for the no-big conspiracy side to disprove something, which I admit is awkward, but the intentional destruction of evidence is its own form of evidence is it not?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

48 "Federal Judge Okays the Release of Epstein Grand Jury Transcripts."

The walls are closing on Trump this time; the Orange Man's next address is going to be a PMIA prison. Closing in like a Jack Smith investigation. You can bank on it.

Or something like that. That is why Trump's political enemies keep stirring this empty pot.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 10, 2025 01:47 PM (uv8gn)

49 I would love to taste dinosaur.
Posted by: Hugh Jass

Well, they say boids are dinosaurs, so...

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

50 Benz seems to think what Epstein was really doing was money laundering and acting as a cutout for the CIA to procure, among other things, weapons. Adnan Khashoggi, BCCI, Iran Contra, etc..

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 01:48 PM (viF8m)

51
As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?

They self deported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 01:48 PM (pkeXY)

52 32 I was told by someone who should know that roughly 80% of congressional votes are based on either blackmail or bribes. After watching closely for several years, I think the preponderance of the inducements are bribes.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:45 PM (0U5gm)

Disinformation, sir. Wrongthink in the first degree with felony Opining WITHOUT EVIDENCE.

Yes, many seem to have exploding net worths after being elected. But where's your proof? What's your heuristic, man?!?

Posted by: don't try to bullshit a bullshitter at December 10, 2025 01:48 PM (GNipg)

53 But Ace, what you don't realize is that Epstein was really a front man for the Clintons. And I have, right here on my desk, proof that Hil

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 01:48 PM (s0JqF)

54 I hope something comes out of it, like the list of Epstein Island travelers and end this

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 01:48 PM (Ia/+0)

55 Have a holly jolly Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh my golly have a holly, jolly
Christmas this year!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 10, 2025 01:48 PM (2J/Lj)

56 Somebody needs to go back and get a shitload of colored yarn and pushpins.

Posted by: Taggart at December 10, 2025 01:48 PM (wVcYX)

57 OTOH, furin cleavage is used because it's easy to add, so that doesn't rule out human modification.

Might add some tiny amount to non-lab leak potential cause.

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 01:41 PM

I dated a girl in High school with furin cleavage. She really filled out sweaters nicely.

Posted by: High School Jock at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (IifOV)

58 Dinosaurs probably tasted like alligators.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (g47mK)

Huh. Right. And rattlesnake.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (JWsMn)

59 It's time for the entire Epstein episode to either shit or get off the pot.

Posted by: Don Black. Message:Now available in Cool Mint at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (ZxPkt)

60 >>>None of this is all that hard to grasp. But some people are working awfully hard not to grasp it.

yup, I'm a part of the conspiracy too. Anyone who denies the conspiracy theory is, obviously, a conspirator.

Pizzagate forever.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (1wjle)

61 Have a holly jolly Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Oh my golly have a holly, jolly
Christmas this year!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Spoil the heck of that new grandson of yours, MadameM.!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

62 I would love to taste dinosaur.
Posted by: Hugh Jass



Eat an alligator....or a crocodile.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

63 This is asking for the no-big conspiracy side to disprove something, which I admit is awkward, but the intentional destruction of evidence is its own form of evidence is it not?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:47 PM (sKqQm

Spoliation.

Posted by: don't try to bullshit a bullshitter at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (GNipg)

64 I’ll bet Dodos were tasty

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (IQBae)

65 Dinosaurs probably tasted like alligators.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (g47mK)

--------------

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

.
.
.


Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
This pun plays on the anachronism of

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 01:50 PM (TTNvg)

66 >>> was told by someone who should know that roughly 80% of congressional votes are based on either blackmail or bribes

yeah that was Tucker Carlson saying that some unnamed Deep State source told him that

Tucker Carlson is not a trustworthy person.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:50 PM (1wjle)

67 So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 10, 2025 01:50 PM (zg+Cs)

68 As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?



They determined there wasn't any intelligent lifeforms down here and left.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

69 It doesn't matter what they release. No one is ever going to be satisfied, and the conspiracy theories will continue..

Conspiracy theories are rife in authoritarian governments that control the flow of information because everyone knows they are lying but they don't necessarily know about what.

The US has backed into this same situation because of its slow roll into authoritarianism and censorship.

As Ace eludes to if the US government will lie about COVID we can't trust them on anything can we? And of course how does a nominally representative government survive when the voters know they can't trust what their government tells them?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

70 Ace, I agree with pretty much everything you’ve said here. I always thought the Epstein thing was way overstated by a lot of people on our side.

I just never really understood the people that thought this was going to basically fix everything once uncovered.

Even if some of these conspiracy theories had some small grain of truth to them, I’m not really sure what it would even mean. If Epstein turned out to have some loose connection with Israeli intelligence, then what? We wholeheartedly back Hamas from here on out?

Posted by: Maroon at December 10, 2025 01:51 PM (D7ri/)

71 60 >>>None of this is all that hard to grasp. But some people are working awfully hard not to grasp it.

yup, I'm a part of the conspiracy too. Anyone who denies the conspiracy theory is, obviously, a conspirator.

Pizzagate forever.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (1wjle)
******
"Where we go one, we go all",

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

72 I'm not giving up on any conspiracy theory until someone can adequately explain what "a map that seems pizza related" is.

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2025 01:51 PM (CIngQ)

73 This pun plays on the anachronism of

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 01:50 PM (TTNvg)




WELL?!? We're WAITING!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Did somebody say furry cleavage?

Posted by: JB Pritzger at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)

75 Spoil the heck of that new grandson of yours, MadameM.!
Posted by: Bulg

Working on it!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (2J/Lj)

76 >Eat an alligator....or a crocodile.

Posted by: Sponge
---

I have eaten mako shark
it's like pork

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Light fuse, run away at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (ZxPkt)

77 U.S. District Judge Richard M. Berman reversed his earlier decision to keep the transcripts sealed

I threatened myself with contempt of court. That got my attention!

Posted by: His Majesty R. Berman at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (0ZmKh)

78 yup, I'm a part of the conspiracy too. Anyone who denies the conspiracy theory is, obviously, a conspirator.

Pizzagate forever.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (1wjle)

No, you're not a conspirator.

But like a lot of people who tend toward the GOP establishment or have in the past, you think of yourself as a right-thinking fellow whose views are grounded in the evidence, not like those wingnuts or kooks in your comments.

Posted by: don't try to bullshit a bullshitter at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (GNipg)

79 Not to poke the Ace, but how many Conspiracy Theories have proven to be correct? Like, as you mention, COVID being man-made?

Hell, Pizzagate has more truth in it than lies but because some unemployed actor walked in, shot a computer and let himself get quietly arrested, that whole pedo ring is assumed to be complete fiction.

I know how disinformation works.

Anyway, we'll see. Or we won't. Some of these people involved do not mess around, there may not be much evidence left or witnesses willing to get killed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

80 As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?

-
DC, dude, DC.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (L/fGl)

81 As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?

There is no other intelligent life in this galaxy at least. Way too many things had to go just right for it to develop here on earth.

Those odd lights in the sky? Stealth aircraft, drones, and various other experiments, all more easily handled if people are primed to scream ALIENS any time they see a light in the sky

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (sKqQm)

82 Tucker is about a half step from becoming a political Art Bell and talking about the Deep Sevens being behind transgenderism. Jewish Deep Sevens. Seven branches of the Mennorah... coincidence?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (h4uy9)

83 Shocking photos from the Epstein Files.
https://is.gd/1HW1MF

Posted by: No Name Today at December 10, 2025 01:53 PM (8mulE)

84 Dinosaurs probably tasted like alligators.
-------
Huh. Right. And rattlesnake.


I remember trying rattlesnake one time at a "roundup" somewhere in TX. "Tastes like chicken." Yeah -- tough, greasy chicken.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:53 PM (3nLb4)

85 The thing that makes me support the Strong Form is Ghislaine, Robert Maxwell's favorite daughter. He did have spook ties, and was probably on several sides at once, including Mossad.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 10, 2025 01:53 PM (XVbII)

86 And see at Legalinsurrection.com the Commassar Judges have ordered the administration to not allow National Guard into LA.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 01:53 PM (Ia/+0)

87 When we take Pebbles out for a drive and stop at the drive in, there's nothing better than that giant bronto steak the car hops bring. A little salt, pepper, and a dash of A1 you're good to go.

F. Flintstone

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2025 01:53 PM (gm9Sb)

88 As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?

-
DC, dude, DC.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (L/fGl)

*facepalm* Not this shit again!

Posted by: Gort at December 10, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

89 I dated a girl in High school with furin cleavage. She really filled out sweaters nicely.

Posted by: High School Jock


Did she shave her chest, or just let it grow?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (0U5gm)

90 You know who else is on video from Epstein Island?

YOUR MOM!!!

Posted by: Guy who thinks "your mom" jokes are evergreen at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (TbWk/)

91 Sigh. So it goes in a low trust society. We got there pretty fast didn't we? And once the trust is gone, it near impossible to get back.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (wBaIH)

92 >>> you think of yourself as a right-thinking fellow whose views are grounded in the evidence,

yes actual evidence is important to me, guilty as charged. I don't like believing some crap just because Some Guy on the internet said it and I thought it was pretty neat when I first heard it.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (1wjle)

93 70 Ace, I agree with pretty much everything you’ve said here. I always thought the Epstein thing was way overstated by a lot of people on our side.

I just never really understood the people that thought this was going to basically fix everything once uncovered.
____

With all the trips Bill Horndog Clinton took to visit Epstein Island, you'd think at least there'd be just enough more evidence to place Bill in the same room with one of Epstein's teen prostitutes.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 01:55 PM (Dv3i1)

94 >Dinosaurs probably tasted like alligators.
----

wait
given that dinosaurs became what we now call birds, isn't it more likely that Triceratops tasted like pheasant, or quail?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Light fuse, run away at December 10, 2025 01:55 PM (ZxPkt)

95 What should be kept in mind is that the Epstein Files Transparency Act specifically states that the government is to release all non-classified information regarding the pedo.

Anything relating to his work for any intelligence outfit is going to be classified to hell and back, and we'll likely never see it.

Posted by: ballistic at December 10, 2025 01:55 PM (3BwY8)

96 I remember trying rattlesnake one time at a "roundup" somewhere in TX. "Tastes like chicken." Yeah -- tough, greasy chicken.

Posted by: Oddbob


If it tastes like chicken, just eat chicken. Besides, snake meat goes bad faster than shrimp.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:55 PM (0U5gm)

97 The Epstein files getting the released hasn't had the impact the Dems had hoped. In fact it's blowing up in their faces. Cue Nelson Muntz on steroids and human growth hormones

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 01:55 PM (D+mpw)

98 The Pizzagate stuff is interesting.

It came out at just about the same time as the Epstein stuff.

And the common response on the left to the Strong Form Epstein argument was "This stuff is just as fake as pizzagate!!!'

That's a hell of a coincidence is it not? That a fake pedo-conspiracy theory comes out right at the same time as a real one - because remember even the weakest form of the Epstein scandal is he got protection from high levels in the government at least because of his $$$ if not for sharing women/girls...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

99 92 >>> you think of yourself as a right-thinking fellow whose views are grounded in the evidence,

yes actual evidence is important to me, guilty as charged. I don't like believing some crap just because Some Guy on the internet said it and I thought it was pretty neat when I first heard it.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (1wjle)

======

Galileo was going to tell the world that Pope Urban VII clubbed baby seals.

A guy told me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

100 Long thought I have is these people from companies who tag along with Congressman have the extra paychecks for them.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 01:56 PM (Ia/+0)

101 but I do not expect we'll get confirmation of QAnon/Pizzagate/Tucker Carlson claims of an Israel-CIA pedophile blackmail operation.
-
That's probably a reasonable expectation.

Was anyone involved in the grand jury in a position to know? AFAIK, you have testimony of the girls, and from anyone they named, and whatever documents were found on the island and admitted into evidence.

It seems like mainly you're going to find out who (we mostly already know, as you said) he had provided 'services' to, which would be reason to remove them from anything that matters (because 1.Pedo and 2. blackmail risk), except that they're all now old, dead, and otherwise irrelevant.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 01:56 PM (vSvIl)

102 That's exactly. What a conspiracy looks like.

Posted by: Bobo, Ranee and Moneymaker at December 10, 2025 01:56 PM (Lki3J)

103 97 The Epstein files getting the released hasn't had the impact the Dems had hoped. In fact it's blowing up in their faces. Cue Nelson Muntz on steroids and human growth hormones

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 01:55 PM (D+mpw)

=======

It's not doing anything because the Epstein obsession is an online only affair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

104 given that dinosaurs became what we now call birds, isn't it more likely that Triceratops tasted like pheasant, or quail?

Posted by: Don Black



They would be a lot easier to shoot than quail, but I would recommend something slightly larger than a twenty gauge.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:56 PM (0U5gm)

105 >>Sean "Personal" Landeta
Bert "Be Home" Blyleven
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 10, 2025 01:47 PM (kiKFC)

+1
Also, Sean Landeta is a favourite in certain highlight/mishap reels of the mid '80s.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 01:57 PM (NcvvS)

106 We've gone from "The Deep State is covering up for Epstein!" to "The Dems are covering up for Epstein!" to "Trump and Israel are covering up for Epstein!" and now back to the Deep State, I think. Or Aliens. Probably aliens. Or the French Foreign Legion, because Macron's man-wife put them up to it.

It's too much, I just can't give a shit about that story anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 01:58 PM (uWKK8)

107 Like Hillary, Old Eppie could have gotten "Investments" where the winning ones were put in his name and the losers were tax writeoffs for the broker to pay for his jets and "special services"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 01:58 PM (8avO+)

108 104 given that dinosaurs became what we now call birds, isn't it more likely that Triceratops tasted like pheasant, or quail?

Posted by: Don Black

Dinosaurs ? What did I miss ?... Epstein had them on his Island ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:58 PM (VE6XX)

109 yes actual evidence is important to me, guilty as charged. I don't like believing some crap just because Some Guy on the internet said it and I thought it was pretty neat when I first heard it.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (1wjle)



"Where's the fun in that?"

- - - - - Perpetual Hair Firestarter

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Fermi was one of us.

Posted by: An Alien at December 10, 2025 01:59 PM (asXVI)

111 79 Not to poke the Ace, but how many Conspiracy Theories have proven to be correct? Like, as you mention, COVID being man-made?

Hell, Pizzagate has more truth in it than lies but because some unemployed actor walked in, shot a computer and let himself get quietly arrested, that whole pedo ring is assumed to be complete fiction.

I know how disinformation works.

Anyway, we'll see. Or we won't. Some of these people involved do not mess around, there may not be much evidence left or witnesses willing to get killed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

We've all watched a IC-led/facilitated conspiracy to cripple and dispose of president unfold before our very eyes in real time over the last several years: Russiagate.

But they'd never use generate kompromat with honey traps involving young women or underage girls. And to believe so is super foolish, even though it's a pretty well known and enduring tactic.

Gell-Mann Amnesia is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: don't try to bullshit a bullshitter at December 10, 2025 01:59 PM (GNipg)

112 I don't like believing some crap just because Some Guy on the internet said it and I thought it was pretty neat when I first heard it.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (1wjle)

If it's on the Internet it's true.... Right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:59 PM (VE6XX)

113 I do not expect we'll get confirmation of QAnon/Pizzagate/Tucker Carlson claims of an Israel-CIA pedophile blackmail operation.



Israel is just the beginning. It goes much deeper. France is involved. As is Ireland and Iceland and Finland. All the “land” countries. Oh and the NFL too.
- Candace Owens

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 02:00 PM (9iyS+)

114 112 If it's on the Internet it's true.... Right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:59 PM (VE6XX)

======

That's what I read on the Internet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

115 The Safari Club is not a conspiracy theory. Neither is the BCCI. Adnan Khashoggi is very real.

It's not a conspiracy theory that the CIA used the BCCI to launder money for their "projects" after Congress started to reel them in. Khashoggi was one of the world's largest international arms dealers and the guy who ran the Safari Club, an informal group of countries that used that place for off the books intel jobs. Started as an anti-Soviet organization with members such as Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Iran and France. The US was never a formal member but for all intents acted like one.

This is a much more likely connection spot for a money guy like Epstein and something a lot of governments and powerful people don't want completely exposed anymore than they want sex with underage girls.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 02:00 PM (viF8m)

116 If it's on the Internet it's true.... Right ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:59 PM (VE6XX)

That’s what George Washington always said.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (9iyS+)

117 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Erika Kirk goes absolutely SCORCHED EARTH against evil people monetizing Charlie Kirk's death and attacking her family and the families of those close to Charlie and TPUSA.

https://tinyurl.com/yc77xp5y

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (NpAcC)

118 106 We've gone from "The Deep State is covering up for Epstein!" to "The Dems are covering up for Epstein!" to "Trump and Israel are covering up for Epstein!" and now back to the Deep State, I think. Or Aliens. Probably aliens. Or the French Foreign Legion, because Macron's man-wife put them up to it.

It's too much, I just can't give a shit about that story anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 01:58 PM (uWKK


Wheels within wheels, man.

The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Zombie Dennis hopper at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (Lki3J)

119 OK, guess I gotta be a party pooper: What are the likeliest consequences for anything likely to be learned from this disclosure? Are they meaningful? Does anything significant change?

Because I'm tired of having to constantly care about crap that's a whole lotta sound and fury signifying jack squat.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (OUMaO)

120 I saw Chromatic Aberrations open for BLACKPINK at KINTEX in '17.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (TTNvg)

121 I don't care about Epstein. The guy is dead, his crimes happened more than 20 years ago, and the victims (if there were any) have moved on and most likely prefer privacy.

Most people think the same as I do on this topic.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (2J/Lj)

122 Isn't Candy Owens now questioning the moon landing, too?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

123 If it's on the Internet it's true.... Right ?

Posted by: It's me donna

Isn't that in "Shit Jefferson Said, Vol 2"?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (MGB5H)

124 87 When we take Pebbles out for a drive and stop at the drive in, there's nothing better than that giant bronto steak the car hops bring. A little salt, pepper, and a dash of A1 you're good to go.

F. Flintstone
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Disinformation! A-1 wasn't invented until 1862 AD, Mr. Flintsone!

Posted by: If That Is Even Your Name at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (oftw2)

125 DoorDash delivery girl who filmed a drunk man passed out with his pants down makes her first court appearance

She pleaded not guilty & asked the judge to ban cameras in the courtroom the judge responded saying

“So now u don’t want cameras to be involved”
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (+Oyis)

Was the passed-out drunk her customer, or another person in the home of the customer? In that case, invasion of privacy. If it was some rando on the street, or outdoors and visible from the street, then that individual had no expectation of privacy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (npFr7)

126 We've gone from "The Deep State is covering up for Epstein!" to "The Dems are covering up for Epstein!" to "Trump and Israel are covering up for Epstein!" and now back to the Deep State, I think. Or Aliens. Probably aliens. Or the French Foreign Legion, because Macron's man-wife put them up to it.

It's too much, I just can't give a shit about that story anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 01:58 PM (uWKK

So far too little Deep involvement is surfacing aside from blackmail material that the Feds have been running since before Epstein was born. I favor Ep as a similar meeting networking op privately for those private circles so they could avoid waiting like proles for real flights.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (8avO+)

127 112 I don't like believing some crap just because Some Guy on the internet said it and I thought it was pretty neat when I first heard it.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (1wjle)

If it's on the Internet it's true.... Right ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:59 PM (VE6XX)

You probably want some kind of proof that the French Foreign Legion killed Charlie Kirk just to send a message to his bestest friend in the whole wide world, Candace.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (uWKK8)

128 And to compare potential foreign actors, I believe the "evidence" for Israel being behind Epstein is:

1) Whoever did it has an effective spy org that can keep secrets (so not the US)
2) Maxwell's father had ties to Israel
3) Israel ran a vaguely similiar op in the 60s with a "party guy" operator using honeypots and drugs to get kompromat on arab leaders

But the reason this falls apart is none of the clients seem to have been particularly favorable to Israel, unlike that op from the 60s.

So if we look at pols like Bill Clinton what was unusual about his time in office and afterwards and the most notable thing is his exceptionally close ties to Britain. Oh, and Maxwell's father also worked for British intelligence. And...they do have a more competent spy agency then we do as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (sKqQm)

129 Not to poke the Ace, but how many Conspiracy Theories have proven to be correct?

====

None. there was a moon landing, fire can melt steel, COVID was always a lab created bug; the conspiracy theory with COVID was that is was not a China lab product; that was the conspiracy that Biden tried to promote.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:02 PM (g47mK)

130 As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?

In Kalifornia, Texas, and many other states...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

131 I suppose Epstein must really be dead and Bill Barr went through an elaborate ruse to make it look like the prison guards fell asleep, the camera was turned off, the cause of death improbable, the body wheeled out in front of cameras had the wrong earlobes, etc. that the only conclusion has to be extreme incompetence on his part. I'm slowly coming around.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 02:02 PM (Dv3i1)

132 Well, I would like to find out why ABC quashed the story. Might have just been to protect the Clintons, which would (I guess) make this sort of a yawner. ("Oh, no! The Clintons are corrupt?!")

But someone should get some notoriety for having killed it.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 10, 2025 02:02 PM (asXVI)

133 122 Isn't Candy Owens now questioning the moon landing, too?
Posted by: Bulg

The Jews faked it all.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 02:02 PM (9iyS+)

134 Biden was wrong. Actual evidence was right. It was created in a lab in China, not a conspiratorial belief that the origin had nothing to do with labs and China that Biden and his flunkies tried to instill.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:03 PM (g47mK)

135 OK, guess I gotta be a party pooper: What are the likeliest consequences for anything likely to be learned from this disclosure? Are they meaningful? Does anything significant change?

Because I'm tired of having to constantly care about crap that's a whole lotta sound and fury signifying jack squat.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (OUMaO)

The fact that everyone is so twitchy about it on both sides means there is some there there. And its not just embarrassment, as they have no shame.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:03 PM (8avO+)

136 112 I don't like believing some crap just because Some Guy on the internet said it and I thought it was pretty neat when I first heard it.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (1wjle)

If it's on the Internet it's true.... Right ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:59 PM (VE6XX)

Well damn! All those EweToob vids of AI robot girls must be real!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

137

Arcing ropes of jism!

Posted by: Coal Mine Trannny at December 10, 2025 02:04 PM (RNeiL)

138 Furry cleavage?

Posted by: Rule 34 at December 10, 2025 02:04 PM (wVcYX)

139 Next ace is gonna be telling me lizard people are just a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:04 PM (MGB5H)

140 Usually the larger the institution, the bigger the lie.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 10, 2025 02:04 PM (EyfuW)

141 Remember the left's Grand Epstein Theory is:
- Epstein had an island where he sold girls under the age of 17 to rich and powerful
- The only clients, though were Trump (and Republicans)
- When Epstein was arrested, the FBI covered up all of Trump's trips; (and planted Democrats in the logs)
- The DOJ under Obama kept that policy
- The FBI--that was spying on Trump during his entire Presidency--also
- And Biden's DOJ as well
- the Democrats (after sitting on the Epstein matter for decades) only want justice for the girls (not a one who has ever said they were forced against their will to engage in sex acts).

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2025 02:04 PM (HXT0k)

142 Over the years, I have become a bit of a connoisseur of conspiracy theories. I spent a LOT of time on the Russia Hoax stuff.

That example proved to me, that yes, conspiracies can be real. And involve the powerful etc.

But it also showed me how some things line up and some don't. So I took a peek at Pizzagate for fun.

You could see a lot of puzzle pieces lining up, but they just didn't have enough to resolve. So people pattern match really hard to will it into existence. Its natural.

Epstein seems the same - there is metric ton of smoke....but some parts are being willed into existence.

He was a perverted freak who liked to do weird shit to girls...he had a woman help him find new girls...this is all real...but its the next step: did he set up girls for his politico buddies?

Prince Andrew? maybe

or maybe he just has big parties on his islands and tons of young women are more than willing to party with rich men...doiesn't need ANY blackmail.

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 02:04 PM (IuIym)

143 I don't like believing some crap just because Some Guy on the internet said it and I thought it was pretty neat when I first heard it. Posted by: ace

This is sort of what I ask myself every time a read the articles here. On the other hand the animal videos are pretty solid.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 10, 2025 02:04 PM (uv8gn)

144 Eat an alligator....or a crocodile.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM


There's good eatin' on one of those things.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 02:05 PM (bFu5X)

145 Well damn! All those EweToob vids of AI robot girls must be real!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December

So are the hot singles in your area.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:05 PM (MGB5H)

146 Not to poke the Ace, but how many Conspiracy Theories have proven to be correct?

====

None. there was a moon landing, fire can melt steel, COVID was always a lab created bug; the conspiracy theory with COVID was that is was not a China lab product; that was the conspiracy that Biden tried to promote.
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:02 PM (g47mK)

Somebody put reflectors on the moon you can fire a laser at and get a strong return signals. Move the lazer a few meters away and the return goes to 0.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:05 PM (8avO+)

147 Hey honey, wanna try the lizard position tonight?

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 10, 2025 02:06 PM (EyfuW)

148 None. there was a moon landing, fire can melt steel, COVID was always a lab created bug; the conspiracy theory with COVID was that is was not a China lab product; that was the conspiracy that Biden tried to promote.
Posted by: runner

Next you'll be telling me that there was never a Pope Joan.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:06 PM (77rzZ)

149 And to compare potential foreign actors, I believe the "evidence" for Israel being behind Epstein is:

1) Whoever did it has an effective spy org that can keep secrets (so not the US)
2) Maxwell's father had ties to Israel
3) Israel ran a vaguely similiar op in the 60s with a "party guy" operator using honeypots and drugs to get kompromat on arab leaders
--
Epstein was a Jew, and it's increasingly popular to apply the guilt of any one Jew to all of them.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 02:06 PM (vSvIl)

150 If there was anything salacious in these “files” it would have been leaked long ago. You don’t think either reps or dems would have used it during an election? This stuff was around during Clinton, GWB, Obama and Trump.

And none of them used it against their political enemies? Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 02:06 PM (9iyS+)

151 131 I suppose Epstein must really be dead and Bill Barr went through an elaborate ruse to make it look like the prison guards fell asleep..."

No one needs to set up any kind of ruse to establish that prison guards, especially Federal *cough*BLACK WOMEN*cough* prison guards, regularly sleep on the job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 02:06 PM (uWKK8)

152 It was just an ordinary pillow, they said. Try it out, they said.

Posted by: Associate Justice Scalia at December 10, 2025 02:06 PM (wVcYX)

153 DoorDash girl is a real cunting bitch. Illegally videos a naked drunk guy inside his home, uploads to TT, then claims he sexually assaulted her when she gets arrested.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (W2iHN)

154 Somebody put reflectors on the moon you can fire a laser at and get a strong return signals. Move the lazer a few meters away and the return goes to 0.
Posted by: Oldcat at

How do you know you won't blow up the moon?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (MGB5H)

155 And somehow we all mentally jumped from "there is paperwork of Epsteins" to "he has a file he uses to blackmail people."

The Clinton painting and making jokey binders helped this.

Epstein Files may not actually exist. As a special file.

if its just his emails and shit, that may not prove anything.

I mean if there's a photo of Bill Clinton getting a BJ from two girls, I would also NOT be surprised.

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (IuIym)

156 I'm not saying that's what was going on. I'm just offering that as a counter-explanation to the major foreign/domestic intelligence community blackmail theory.

Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM

--------------

That's a good theory, Ace. It should be relatively easy to track where his money came from ... I imagine lots of 5-9-figure deposits.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (TTNvg)

157
Really basic and all, but exactly what was the Grand Jury considering? Whether to charge Epstein and Ghislaine with human trafficking? Where would "the CIA and a foreign state, sometimes unnamed but always believed to be Israel, engaged in a huge blackmail operation against the political leadership of the United States" come in?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (1N/bM)

158 @bennyjohnson

Erika Kirk goes absolutely SCORCHED EARTH against evil people monetizing Charlie Kirk's death and attacking her family and the families of those close to Charlie and TPUSA.

https://tinyurl.com/yc77xp5y
Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (NpAcC)



She's on FIRE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Somebody put reflectors on the moon you can fire a laser at and get a strong return signals. Move the lazer a few meters away and the return goes to 0.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:05 PM (8avO+)

also "weird" how some paleontologists just happen to show up where dinosaur bones are buried. tell me another...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (g47mK)

160 145 Well damn! All those EweToob vids of AI robot girls must be real!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December

So are the hot singles in your area.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:05 PM (MGB5H)

I hear they were especially hot during COVID...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

161 And what about that face on Mars, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

162 None. there was a moon landing, fire can melt steel, COVID was always a lab created bug; the conspiracy theory with COVID was that is was not a China lab product; that was the conspiracy that Biden tried to promote.
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:02 PM (g47mK)

None, eh?

Well with that exhaustive list, I am utterly convinced. The Offical Narrative has always been proven correct. There has never been a conspiracy theory proven, you heard it here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (xcxpd)

163
There's good eatin' on one of those things.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 02:05 PM (bFu5X)



I've had alligator, but do everything possible to avoid alligator fat. THAT stuff is VILE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

164 I mean if there's a photo of Bill Clinton getting a BJ from two girls, I would also NOT be surprised

2 Girls 1 Cuck

Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (HcoTw)

165 Biden was wrong. Actual evidence was right. It was created in a lab in China, not a conspiratorial belief that the origin had nothing to do with labs and China that Biden and his flunkies tried to instill.
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:03 PM (g47mK)

And the wet market they tried to use as the location for a natural origin was across the street -- and Chinese workers will do almost anything for a quick buck. Violations of biosecurity were common at that lab and recorded.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (8avO+)

166 DoorDash girl is a real cunting bitch. Illegally videos a naked drunk guy inside his home, uploads to TT, then claims he sexually assaulted her when she gets arrested.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

She asked for no camera in the court room. And the judge was like oh now you don't like cameras.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (MGB5H)

167 Not to poke the Ace, but how many Conspiracy Theories have proven to be correct?

--

Clinton created a dossier of lies about Trump and passed them around to the FBI and the media.

That happened.

That is literally the definition of a conspiracy.

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (IuIym)

168 122 Isn't Candy Owens now questioning the moon landing, too?
Posted by: Bulg

Why is every young black woman in America screaming "PAY "TENSHUN TA ME!"

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 02:09 PM (Y8DZL)

169 Couldn't Epstein's operation just be based on simple greed? He cultivated pedo pals who had access to insider information, which he then used for his own profit, while rewarding them with access to underage girls.

Except civilians get hammered for insider trading. That's not the likely route without government license, in the informal sense. Being the clearinghouse/launderer for governments makes more sense because it comes with implicit approval.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 02:09 PM (mlg/3)

170 She's on FIRE.
Posted by: Sponge

Damn, she rode the subway, too?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

171 Fuel tank mishap. Errant spark.

Posted by: TWA 800 at December 10, 2025 02:09 PM (wVcYX)

172 Erika Kirk is going to cause some head explosion when she goes on CBS and does town hall with Bari Weiss. Scheduled for 12/13.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:09 PM (g47mK)

173 If you set out to prove dodos actually survived and spend years looking for dodos but can't find any, it does suggest that yeah, dodos probably did go extinct.

* nods *

Posted by: a coelacanth at December 10, 2025 02:09 PM (nhCoE)

174 And what about that face on Mars, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg

Turned out to be Rosie O'Donnell's face.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 10, 2025 02:09 PM (uv8gn)

175 Conspiracies involving any goodly number of people should be even more difficult to pull off today, what with us all carrying recording devices. There's always somebody that didn't get paid, or paid enough, to keep quiet.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 10, 2025 02:09 PM (XvL8K)

176 158 @bennyjohnson

Erika Kirk goes absolutely SCORCHED EARTH against evil people monetizing Charlie Kirk's death and attacking her family and the families of those close to Charlie and TPUSA.

https://tinyurl.com/yc77xp5y
Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 02:01 PM (NpAcC)


She's on FIRE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

My son showed me a pic of a Charley Kirk Shotglass...yeah, quite the poor taste. Same person probably had soap made at Schicklgruber's concentration camps.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

177 This also seems...unlikely. He made contacts with all these politicians and celebrities and the one person he shared underage girls with...and in this case barely underage...was Prince Andrew?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

Is there any evidence at all that Epstein trafficked very under-aged girls (or boys)?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 02:10 PM (npFr7)

178 also "weird" how some paleontologists just happen to show up where dinosaur bones are buried. tell me another...
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (g47mK)

Its evolution. The paleontologists go out at random, but the ones that go to non fossil bearing areas die out because they don't get grants.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:10 PM (8avO+)

179 Absolutely nobody would be talking about Epstein anymore had Trump just released everything like he promised at the beginning of his term.

I don’t think Trump had anything to do with any of the nefarious stuff of Epstein, very clear that they hated each other. But Trumps own embarrassment about being basically in the same room with Epstein and pals at one time is why he tried to hide it, and I think that’s what made the whole thing way bigger than it should’ve been

Posted by: Maroon at December 10, 2025 02:10 PM (D7ri/)

180 >>There's good eatin' on one of those things.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 02:05 PM (bFu5X)

A fat-bellied stogie-sucker. And them's good eatin'!

Posted by: B. Breathed at December 10, 2025 02:10 PM (NcvvS)

181 "That's a good theory, Ace. It should be relatively easy to track where his money came from ... I imagine lots of 5-9-figure deposits."

People forget he was operating in the 1980's

So his specialty was European bonds and markets etc. Which sounds dumb today because you can just buy index funds online.

BUT IN THE 1980'S you might actually need someone to do the paperwork etc. Thus, he could make money.

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 02:11 PM (IuIym)

182 162 None. there was a moon landing, fire can melt steel, COVID was always a lab created bug; the conspiracy theory with COVID was that is was not a China lab product; that was the conspiracy that Biden tried to promote.
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:02 PM (g47mK)

None, eh?

Well with that exhaustive list, I am utterly convinced. The Offical Narrative has always been proven correct. There has never been a conspiracy theory proven, you heard it here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (xcxpd)

That's because once it's proven, it's no longer a conspiracy theory...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

183 175 Conspiracies involving any goodly number of people should be even more difficult to pull off today, what with us all carrying recording devices. There's always somebody that didn't get paid, or paid enough, to keep quiet.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

There are ways, permanent ways, to keep people quiet.

Posted by: H.R. Clinton at December 10, 2025 02:11 PM (Dv3i1)

184 Somebody put reflectors on the moon you can fire a laser at and get a strong return signals. Move the lazer a few meters away and the return goes to 0.
Posted by: Oldcat

How do you know you won't blow up the moon?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (MGB5H)

-------------

I'm imagining a future moon base with cats that chase the misdirected lasers ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 02:11 PM (TTNvg)

185 If I remember DoorDash girl claimed the front door was open and she just walked in and found him passed out on the couch like that. And she filmed him.

But she was such a genius that she filmed herself turning the knob and opening the door before she went in. Ooops.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 02:11 PM (uWKK8)

186 Lone gunman. Single-bullet theory.

Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at December 10, 2025 02:11 PM (wVcYX)

187 Is there any evidence at all that Epstein trafficked very under-aged girls (or boys)?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 02:10 PM (npFr7)

Depends on what you mean by 'very'. A teen with a Senator, say, is that 'very'?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:11 PM (8avO+)

188 IIRC "fire can't melt steel", at least at the temperature at the WTC. But it can dramatically weaken steel's strength causing building support beams to fail catastrophically.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

189 And the wet market they tried to use as the location for a natural origin was across the street -- and Chinese workers will do almost anything for a quick buck. Violations of biosecurity were common at that lab and recorded.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:08 PM (8avO+)

the Ruskies were hinting from the beginning (and they would know from bugs) that is had "elements" that were unnatural, that is genetically engineered.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:12 PM (g47mK)

190 If you set out to prove dodos actually survived and spend years looking for dodos but can't find any, it does suggest that yeah, dodos probably did go extinct.


I've always had an interest in cryptozoology, and it can be done right when done by professional zoologists.

But there a lot of nonprofessional zoologists doing it who are just whack.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

191
How do you know you won't blow up the moon?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (MGB5H)



This is why China should NEVER have access to the moon. And probably not Russia, either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

192 Unless Abraham Zapruder had a boat offshore from Little Saint James Island and was tinkering with his camera, I won't believe anything at this point.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2025 02:12 PM (oraVG)

193 >>Erika Kirk goes absolutely SCORCHED EARTH against evil people monetizing Charlie Kirk's death and attacking her family and the families of those close to Charlie and TPUSA.


Tim Pool went pretty ballistic on Candace Ovens.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:13 PM (TR2dy)

194 "Is there any evidence at all that Epstein trafficked very under-aged girls (or boys)?"

No. He had some girls who maybe lied about their age or he liked 17 year olds.

He was weird, he would watch them do stuff to each other.

So he probably mainly had 18-20 year olds at his parties...impressionable women who would WANT to fly to the Caribbean for a party with rich and powerful men.

You don't need blackmail for that to still work.

You just need men to want young women and young women to want $$$. And Epstein wants influence so he has parties.

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 02:13 PM (IuIym)

195 I saw Single Bullet Theory open for Single Gun Theory at The Arlington Gun Show in '14.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

196 A fat-bellied stogie-sucker. And them's good eatin'!
Posted by: B. Breathed at December 10, 2025 02:10 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 02:13 PM (bFu5X)

197 >>Really basic and all, but exactly what was the Grand Jury considering? Whether to charge Epstein and Ghislaine with human trafficking? Where would "the CIA and a foreign state, sometimes unnamed but always believed to be Israel, engaged in a huge blackmail operation against the political leadership of the United States" come in?

I tend to think Benz is right at least in the big picture of Epstein. It's not so much a matter of blackmail as it is governments including ours were doing some shady shit around the time of the Boland Amendment and intel agencies needed a back channel way of running their ops like Iran Contra and they don't want all of that stuff coming out.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 02:13 PM (viF8m)

198 The Covid being man-made was pointed out by a few prominent, well respected, individuals who knew what they were talking about.
Those paying attention noticed the organized manner in which their character and careers were attacked.

Plus. The way they wanted to handle it smelled to high heaven.
Six feet distance? WTH did thst come from?
Everyone has to quarantine? Normally it's just the vulnerable populations lsuch as the elderly.
Then they claimed how super contagious and deadly it was, but said it was safe when bunches of leftists gathered together to "protest".

When it comes to whether or not there is a conspiracy, there is usually solid evidence indicating such.
Right now all we have is accusations and suspicions.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 10, 2025 02:13 PM (uKEdu)

199 Tim Pool is a day late, but better late than never, yes ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:14 PM (g47mK)

200 You wanna read about an actual historical conspiracy that panned out? Check out The Sicilian Vespers by Steven Runciman.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:14 PM (77rzZ)

201 188 IIRC "fire can't melt steel", at least at the temperature at the WTC. But it can dramatically weaken steel's strength causing building support beams to fail catastrophically.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

Yup. Consider that along with the initial blast from the planes crashing into the buildings stripping off the fire retardant off the steel beams...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

202 so who is the conspiracist, Galileo or the Catholic Church ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:14 PM (g47mK)

203
Is there any evidence at all that Epstein trafficked very under-aged girls (or boys)?


Giuffre said she saw Clinton there with "two young girls" - so since she was 17 at the time would I assume mean they were significantly younger then her.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:14 PM (sKqQm)

204 156 That's a good theory, Ace. It should be relatively easy to track where his money came from ... I imagine lots of 5-9-figure deposits.

6-7-figure deposits > 5-9-figure deposits

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (sGtp+)

205 How do you know you won't blow up the moon?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (MGB5H)


This is why China should NEVER have access to the moon. And probably not Russia, either.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:12 PM


*whistles innocently*

Posted by: Gru at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (bFu5X)

206 "the Ruskies were hinting from the beginning (and they would know from bugs) that is had "elements" that were unnatural, that is genetically engineered."

The furin cleavage.

Common thing to add to viruses.

We just found they exist in bats in Brazil.

naturally.

But its also something that can be done by man, so....

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (IuIym)

207 They must have purged the 'real' evidence long ago.

But seriously, RASH Patel and Pam BLONDIE really screwed the hooch and the GOPe ain't ever helping matters.

The only thing that'll get them going at this point is if one of their own base shoots one of 'em dead who actually has a REAL gripe because he was affected by something that could have not occurred if they'd voted it away and then a red-hot jury does jury nullification.

Nobody in the GOPe fears for their livelihoods.

In minecraft that would leave one thing left. I hope they come to their senses before reality comes to that eventuality.

Posted by: geewhiz at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (V87Oy)

208
Tim Pool went pretty ballistic on Candace Ovens.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:13 PM (TR2dy)



He blames her for his house getting shot up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

209 I hope that inflation thing is under control...

@Breaking911 10m
🚨FED CUTS RATES BY A QUARTER-POINT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (mlg/3)

210 Well that would prove a govt conspiracy not debunk it. The SEC woul look at the timing of trades and any private citizen that does very well gets spit out by an algorithm. Then they check them for insider contacts. He would have been redflagged.

He maded his money of Wexner. And parlayed that into credibilty. There is a lot of stuff there.

Posted by: Regular American at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (AoMt0)

211 The Apollo landing sites have been photographed from lunar orbit.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Light fuse, run away at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (ZxPkt)

212 >>Posted by: geewhiz at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (V87Oy)


Check out that Glow.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (TR2dy)

213 I've had alligator, but do everything possible to avoid alligator fat. THAT stuff is VILE.
Posted by: Sponge


Grandma used to make turtle soup. She said the same thing about turtle fat.

Is all reptile fat inedibly gross?

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (nhCoE)

214 I've been in hiding for years like the Epstein Files.

Posted by: The Giant Sloth at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (oftw2)

215 The Apollo landing sites have been photographed from lunar orbit.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Light fuse, run away at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (ZxPkt)



20th Century Fox.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

216 The Door Dash Girl is an influencer. She let herself in for her video shoot assault, which was recorded by the drunk's Ring camera.

It happened in Oswego, NY where 60% are passed out drunk and naked on their couches.

Funny old world.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2025 02:17 PM (wBaIH)

217 Just a thought here, and something that's bugged me for a long time: if the same tag is applied to the creep who nails 16-year-olds as is applied to the monster who molests 8-year-olds, that's a category error.

Speaking as someone who has never gone past first base with anyone younger than myself and has a relative by marriage who was molested starting when she was in kindergarten. If that bastard ever gets out of jail, there are a few men I know who would not hesitate to SSS.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 02:17 PM (NcvvS)

218 so who is the conspiracist, Galileo or the Catholic Church ?
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:14 PM (g47mK)

Galileo's main problem was publishing a tract that had a dude named "Idiot" (Simplicio) giving the mainline Papal position on Astronomy when he'd been warned not to make waves.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:17 PM (8avO+)

219 poor reptiles

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:17 PM (g47mK)

220 Read the content, posting my thought before I go back and read the comments:

There's _probably_ not an intel op behind it BUT, if there was, I see no reason to involve foreign groups - our own IC groups like to have pet politicians as many ways as possible, after all.

Posted by: RandomDave at December 10, 2025 02:17 PM (aJQbY)

221 >>Tim Pool is a day late, but better late than never, yes ?


Yeah...day late and a dollar short. But he will provide cover for others to finally call out that insane cunt.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:18 PM (TR2dy)

222 So he probably mainly had 18-20 year olds at his parties...impressionable women who would WANT to fly to the Caribbean for a party with rich and powerful men.

This is an interesting possibility we do know in plenty of other contexts there are young but legal and more or less willing women selling sex for money/opportunities to rich men - the whole yacht girl thing.

And the government could claim they can't release this because there is nothing illegal about it. But...they haven't made that claim have they?

Also, we do have claims from Guiffre and others that there were girls younger then them there.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:18 PM (sKqQm)

223 The Apollo landing sites have been photographed from lunar orbit.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Light fuse, run away at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (ZxPkt)


20th Century Fox.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

You missed a chance to mention "Capricorn One"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)

224 As real as real can be!

Posted by: Bigfoot, Nessie, Chupacabra at December 10, 2025 02:18 PM (wVcYX)

225 A fat-bellied stogie-sucker. And them's good eatin'!

Posted by: B. Breathed at December 10, 2025 02:10 PM (NcvvS)

----------------

I have a conspiracy theory that Berkeley Breathed is behind Big Penguin.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 02:18 PM (TTNvg)

226 I think it's going to be MTV Spring Break with guest host Bill Clinton

Posted by: hurricane567 at December 10, 2025 02:18 PM (1V/nS)

227 Yeah...day late and a dollar short. But he will provide cover for others to finally call out that insane cunt.

==

people have been calling her out; wonder how ghey her "husband" really is

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:19 PM (g47mK)

228
You missed a chance to mention "Capricorn One"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)



I would have to defer to TJM for that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

229 >>Posted by: geewhiz at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (V87Oy)

Check out that Glow.


It was my understanding that Glowies all had to speak English.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 02:19 PM (Riz8t)

230 Grandma used to make turtle soup. She said the same thing about turtle fat.

Is all reptile fat inedibly gross?
Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (nhCoE)

Inedible has a wide variance in its definition.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:20 PM (8avO+)

231 Babe Ruth used a corked bat for his entire career.

Posted by: Barry Bonds - I hit them 73 HRs while totally clean. at December 10, 2025 02:20 PM (uv8gn)

232 The Apollo landing sites have been photographed from lunar orbit.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Light fuse, run away at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM (ZxPkt)
_______

That's fake too.

Eventually this all descends into solipsism.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 10, 2025 02:20 PM (XvL8K)

233 The story, events and timeline of how Epstein was employed by Bill Barr's Father to when he was murdered in a prison run by Bill Barr, would be fascinating and compelling and would probably make for a great Spotlight like Hollywood treatment.

I wonder if that will ever happen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2025 02:20 PM (XV/Pl)

234 Look, we already know that Bill Clinton raped women, impregnated girls (probably underage), bullied/forced women into compliance, molested/pawed women, etc. etc. -- and nobody cares anymore (or ever cared). Lyndon Johnson showed his dick to reporters frequently. JFK cheated on Jackie constantly. Etc. etc. etc. Long gone are the days when a sexual scandal could impact a politician's career. Everyone knowsm, and have always known, that Trump has had a succession of women. Did that stop him from getting elected presidnt three times in a row? No.

And as far as anyone can tell, 50+% of all celebrities screw underage girls whenever they get the chance.

Nobody gives a shit, really.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2025 02:20 PM (oraVG)

235 How do you know you won't blow up the moon?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (MGB5H)


This is why China should NEVER have access to the moon. And probably not Russia, either.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:12 PM

*whistles innocently*
Posted by: Gru


What's up, Doc?
Posted by: Bugs Bunny

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 02:20 PM (+Oyis)

236
people have been calling her out; wonder how ghey her "husband" really is

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:19 PM (g47mK)



Hasn't she been pregnant a couple times? You're suggesting she's artificially inseminated? Or just cheating......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

237 209 I hope that inflation thing is under control...

@Breaking911 10m
🚨FED CUTS RATES BY A QUARTER-POINT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (mlg/3)

=======

Rates don't affect inflation.

Fed printing money, inflating the money supply, affects inflation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

238
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: Gru


What's up, Doc?
Posted by: Bugs Bunny
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 02:20 PM (+Oyis)



Pikers......

Posted by: Marvin The Martian at December 10, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

239
So, 17 year old girls whoring around are incapable of making responsible decisions for themselves but 4 year olds deciding they are the wrong sex must have their opinions respected.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 02:21 PM (Y8DZL)

240 As real as real can be!

Posted by: Bigfoot, Nessie, Chupacabra at December 10, 2025 02:18 PM (wVcYX)

----------------

"Where have you gone Mister Arthur Bell
A nation turns its chemtrail skies to you ... woo hoo hoo."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 02:21 PM (TTNvg)

241
And as far as anyone can tell, 50+% of all celebrities screw underage girls whenever they get the chance.

Nobody gives a shit, really.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2025 02:20 PM (oraVG)

Roman Polanski agrees.

Posted by: Caligirl at December 10, 2025 02:21 PM (gpah0)

242 175 Conspiracies involving any goodly number of people should be even more difficult to pull off today, what with us all carrying recording devices. There's always somebody that didn't get paid, or paid enough, to keep quiet.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 10, 2025 02:09 PM (XvL8K)

Our daily lives are more or less lived inside conspiracies. Remember Journolist? A bunch of journos coordinating behind the scenes to make sure the right message was reported. Do you think it stopped after that one list got exposed? The news just always ends up sounding the same by happenstance, organically? Until a weird oligarch became angry and bought Twitter, the media, social media, and government were working hand-in-glove to ensure no wrongthink was being utter publicly. And they sure weren't being honest about their coordination or its nature. Again, Gell-Mann Amnesia. We're swimming in conspiracies. I guess fish really do not know they are wet.

Posted by: don't try to bullshit a bullshitter at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (GNipg)

243 Rooskies Lunakhod rovers, early 70s, put LLR reflectors up as well. They use them all, and the Russian ones have some advantages for some purposes, while the Apollo ones have their own.

The Moons position is know to 2cm precision. Sub mm precision is on the horizon.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (XVbII)

244 Babe Ruth used a corked bat for his entire career.

Posted by: Barry Bonds - I hit them 73 HRs while totally clean. at December 10, 2025 02:20 PM (uv8gn)



Your head grew 2.5 hat sizes in one offseason.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

245 I hope at some point there is more information about his little ranch operations and orgies in New Mexico. Seeing photos it appeared to be just as nefarious as his island pedoville.

Then we have Marina Abramovic, a dark "witch" that Hollywood is drawn to. I want her stuff investigated as well as well as who supports her.

Hollyweird is a pit of satanic culture.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (WONhk)

246 Rates don't affect inflation.

Fed printing money, inflating the money supply, affects inflation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


Lower rates -> more loans -> increased money supply. This is standard theory.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (mlg/3)

247 fire can't melt steel", at least at the temperature at the WTC. But it can dramatically weaken steel's strength causing building support beams to fail catastrophically.
=
Then, 100 stories up, when you cut a hole in the side of the building and out the other. The start a big fire inside, what happens as the air blasting through, drawn in by the fire. What role does oxygen play in increasing fire reaction? What does a turbo do???

Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (AoMt0)

248 She's on FIRE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
******
I feel so bad for Erika.
The evil bitch, Candace Owens and her followers with all their conspiracy theories are trying to destroy TPUSA and Erika.

Karma is coming for Candace.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (NpAcC)

249 >>I have a conspiracy theory that Berkeley Breathed is behind Big Penguin.

NEVER! Except this one time...

Posted by: B. Breathed at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (NcvvS)

250 I have a conspiracy theory that Berkeley Breathed is behind Big Penguin.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant

We are a grass-roots, up-from-the-bootstraps, organization. Our Military Junta funding and support is only incidental.

Posted by: Big Penguin at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (oftw2)

251 246 Rates don't affect inflation.

Fed printing money, inflating the money supply, affects inflation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Lower rates -> more loans -> increased money supply. This is standard theory.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (mlg/3)

======

Except banks don't create currency.

So, no, it doesn't work like that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

252 You missed a chance to mention "Capricorn One"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)


I would have to defer to TJM for that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

I always thought the movie had the wrong ending - they should have gotten the sole survivor astronaut and the reporter just before they got to the funeral and ended with a suit whispering the news to Hal Holbrook and have him give a thin smile.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (8avO+)

253 I hope at some point there is more information about his little ranch operations and orgies in New Mexico. Seeing photos it appeared to be just as nefarious as his island pedoville.

Then we have Marina Abramovic, a dark "witch" that Hollywood is drawn to. I want her stuff investigated as well as well as who supports her.

Hollyweird is a pit of satanic culture.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (WONhk)



Sex farms in New Mexico.

Terrorist training farms in Arizona.

Seems we need to get a handle on our southwest states.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

254 Sources told me that Owen's husband likes dick...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (g47mK)

255 >>Posted by: geewhiz at December 10, 2025 02:15 PM (V87Oy)

Check out that Glow.

It was my understanding that Glowies all had to speak English.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 02:19 PM (Riz8t)

I'd like to make an H1B joke hear, but chatbot (government or otherwise) is just as likely, these days.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 02:24 PM (vSvIl)

256 >>>>Update: It just occurred to me that people think about a foreign blackmail operation because they don't know how Epstein made his money or why he was so determined to cultivate pedo-friendships with people like Bill Clinton or Larry Summers.

as a completely unqualified teacher, was hired by Donald Barr ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Barr ) at Dalton School, was hired as a banker from there, started his own fund which no one admits to have being part of, made millions by getting rich investors to participate in investments no one seems to know, in a place known for laundering funds and funding odd not really government actions, was involved deeply with the Clintons, and when finally arrested and sentenced for was killed in a prison overseen by Bill Bar, Donald Barr's son.

I know, he was blackmailing people. It is obvious from the dental chair.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

257 wait

are the moon landing 'truthers' in here?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Light fuse, run away at December 10, 2025 02:24 PM (ZxPkt)

258 Girls! Girls! Girls!

Posted by: Silvio Berlusconi at December 10, 2025 02:24 PM (wVcYX)

259 >I have a conspiracy theory that Berkeley Breathed is behind Big Penguin.


What's your problem, bruh?

Posted by: Opus The Penguin at December 10, 2025 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

260 Candace Owens is a deranged lunatic full stop. She's accusing TPUSA of financial fraud on top of all this. They need to sue her into oblivion.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 10, 2025 02:24 PM (XVbII)

261 >>Posted by: Big Penguin at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (oftw2)

Thank you for your corroboration!

Posted by: B. Breathed at December 10, 2025 02:25 PM (NcvvS)

262 wait

are the moon landing 'truthers' in here?

-----------

We are everywhere.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 10, 2025 02:25 PM (sX1BW)

263 Barack probably goes both ways.
I mean, his wife is built like a guy.
It's also quite obvious that Barack knows what penis tastes like.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 10, 2025 02:25 PM (uKEdu)

264 Then, 100 stories up, when you cut a hole in the side of the building and out the other. The start a big fire inside, what happens as the air blasting through, drawn in by the fire. What role does oxygen play in increasing fire reaction? What does a turbo do???
Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (AoMt0)

winds coming in provide replacement oxygen for more fire. Heat increases the ability to trigger the O2 - steel reaction, which at room temperature is just rusting.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:26 PM (8avO+)

265 >I always thought the movie had the wrong ending -
---

at least they killed OJ in the movie

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Light fuse, run away at December 10, 2025 02:26 PM (ZxPkt)

266 So, 17 year old girls whoring around are incapable of making responsible decisions for themselves but 4 year olds deciding they are the wrong sex must have their opinions respected.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 02:21 PM (Y8DZL)

---------------

I'm old enough to remember -- a couple decades ago in Califzuela -- that lunatic Katie Porter introducing State legislation to reduce the voting age to 14.

I thought she should have gone for making it 2 since virtually all D voters are basically psychological emotional, spiritual, & mental infants ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 02:26 PM (TTNvg)

267
are the moon landing 'truthers' in here?
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Light fuse, run away at December 10, 2025 02:24 PM (ZxPkt)



My comments are usually, most always, sarc.......So there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

268 >>What's your problem, bruh?

Shtum, Opus, shtum!

Posted by: B. Breathed at December 10, 2025 02:26 PM (NcvvS)

269 Sex farms in New Mexico.

Terrorist training farms in Arizona.

Seems we need to get a handle on our southwest states.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

The terrorist training farm was in Taos, NM. As a proud Nuevo New Mexican I must stand firm against Arizona and Texas stealing our culture.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 10, 2025 02:26 PM (uv8gn)

270 wait

are the moon landing 'truthers' in here?

-----------

We are everywhere.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 10, 2025 02:25 PM (sX1BW)

The moon landings were staged on the invisible Mushroom planet secret *Second Moon*

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:27 PM (8avO+)

271 Isn't the moon just a luminary?

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 10, 2025 02:27 PM (/6GbT)

272 And as far as anyone can tell, 50+% of all celebrities screw underage girls whenever they get the chance.

The other 50% when they get drugged. Reward or blackmail, who can say?

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 02:27 PM (0ZmKh)

273 How do steel mills work? Does fire melt steel?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:27 PM (ufetp)

274 24 As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?
.....

They left after eating all the dinosaurs.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

They weren't eaten.

The giant space brains zapped them.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 02:27 PM (UnA8+)

275 Barack probably goes both ways.
I mean, his wife is built like a guy.
It's also quite obvious that Barack knows what penis tastes like.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 10, 2025 02:25 PM (uKEdu)



His wife has a penis.

He enjoys getting fat homo white men to blow him.

I believe he takes it in the fartclam by black men.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Rates don't affect inflation.

Fed printing money, inflating the money supply, affects inflation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Lower rates -> more loans -> increased money supply. This is standard theory.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (mlg/3)

That and, what is the mechanism for the Fed to lower rates?

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 02:27 PM (vSvIl)

277 99

Pope Urban VII? Was he one of the Black Popes?


Posted by: Toad-0 at December 10, 2025 02:28 PM (wMNuu)

278 Didn't Candace Owens have the most to gain from Kirk's death ? Just asking questions. And it has proven to be true...she is making a ton. made herself into #1 podcast, no more competition. see what I mean?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:28 PM (g47mK)

279 Remember, even in his worst scandal ("grab 'em by the...", Trump never said that he was the aggressor -- he merely pointed out (accurately) that if you're a famous rich guy, women literally throw themselves at you. The full quote (rarely reported) was,

"And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."

Ask any male celebrity or billionaire -- they'd all admit the same thing, if given truth serum. Groupies everywhere, coming at you like gnats.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2025 02:28 PM (oraVG)

280
Then we have Marina Abramovic, a dark "witch" that Hollywood is drawn to. I want her stuff investigated as well as well as who supports her.


One of the splashy news mags had a profile on one of her parties.

They had a life sized teenaged girl made out of jello or something like that with a sweet red fluid inside as blood and the party goers cut off parts and ate it.

It was creepy as all hell...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

281 Depends on what you mean by 'very'. A teen with a Senator, say, is that 'very'?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:11 PM (8avO+)

By "very", I mean more than a year or two below the age of consent. Young enough that a "guest" at the island would be thinking, "nope, that one's jailbait".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 02:29 PM (npFr7)

282 Could Pope Urban the VIIth swim?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:29 PM (ufetp)

283 Sources told me that Owen's husband likes dick...
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (g47mK)

He's a high class Brit, so sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:29 PM (8avO+)

284 "As Fermi said about aliens: If they exist, well, where are they?"

They do exist, and they live among us. They call themselves Hungarians. (the answer given back then)

*raises third hand*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 02:29 PM (5xuJ/)

285
The terrorist training farm was in Taos, NM. As a proud Nuevo New Mexican I must stand firm against Arizona and Texas stealing our culture.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 10, 2025 02:26 PM (uv8gn)



Well, they used Arizona to learn how to take off and fly........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

286 fire can't melt steel", at least at the temperature at the WTC. But it can dramatically weaken steel's strength causing building support beams to fail catastrophically.
=
Then, 100 stories up, when you cut a hole in the side of the building and out the other. The start a big fire inside, what happens as the air blasting through, drawn in by the fire. What role does oxygen play in increasing fire reaction? What does a turbo do???
Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (AoMt0)


Do you know what can melt steel? Thermite applied to the ceiling of certain floors in the form of paint.
Too bad all the steel was shipped to China for recycling before tests were done. So we will never know if that theory is right or not

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

287 >>They do exist, and they live among us. They call themselves Hungarians.

When Miklos sees this, prepare to receive artillery.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 02:30 PM (NcvvS)

288 >>Didn't Candace Owens have the most to gain from Kirk's death ?


We should get out the Ouija Board and ask Charlie.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:31 PM (TR2dy)

289 Our daily lives are more or less lived inside conspiracies.
==
FFS got sit in a courthouse for an afternoon. Aside from domestic violence and individual crimes, everything is conspiracy. All drugs, all prostitution/ trafficking. What is organized crime? What about gangs? Bid rigging and insider trading. It goes on and on. It is simply not an argument to say conspiracies dont exist. They do. AND THEY ARE COMMON. That does not mean Epstein was or was not an OP. I tend to think he was a deniable asset. So you wont find much. He will be declassified 65 years from now. I remain extremely skeptical that he hung himself in prison, but I accept that there is a lack of proof be was killed.

Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:31 PM (AoMt0)

290 By "very", I mean more than a year or two below the age of consent. Young enough that a "guest" at the island would be thinking, "nope, that one's jailbait".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 02:29 PM (npFr7)

That's ALL of them. We all knew that as a kid. We gave a friend of ours all sorts of crap when he was chatting up a girl until she told him she couldn't date until 13. She was 12.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:31 PM (8avO+)

291 How do steel mills work? Does fire melt steel?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:27 PM (ufetp)


Yes, but an office fire, or aviation fuel conflagration isn't hot enough to melt steel. And if it is, every sky scraper in the US is a death trap.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

292 283 Sources told me that Owen's husband likes dick...
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:23 PM (g47mK)

He's a high class Brit, so sure.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:29 PM (8avO+)

Amen, old chap! Amen.

Posted by: Lytton Strachey at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (0CU3H)

293 Ask any male celebrity or billionaire -- they'd all admit the same thing, if given truth serum. Groupies everywhere, coming at you like gnats.

I remember reading Althouse's site on this. Even discussing gold diggers offended her and this seems to be the feminist left's take on it.

There are no gold diggers
So Trump meant he's forcing women to have sex with him

I would say it is an odd take since everyone knows that gold diggers exist, and neither Trump nor any Trump defender said that all women are like this just...some. Which is true.

But this idea causes some problems for feminism so they just pretend it doesn't actually exist.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

294 Candace Owens is one crazy ass biatch. Plus she only eats kosher food too.

Posted by: Nick Fuentes at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (uv8gn)

295 Dammit - have to drop. Enjoyed the thread, thanks, all y'all!

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (NcvvS)

296 are the moon landing 'truthers' in here?
-
Stanley Kubric faked the moon landings on a film set. There may have been shadow people there.

I heard it in a song.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (vSvIl)

297 We should get out the Ouija Board and ask Charlie.


====

Sources told me that she just "coincidentally" was ready to go the minute he was assassinated; that just does not happen without foreknowledge.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (g47mK)

298 Check out that Glow.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:16 PM


Damn...when garrett thinks you're flaming....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (bFu5X)

299 >>Do you know what can melt steel? Thermite applied to the ceiling of certain floors in the form of paint.


LOL

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (TR2dy)

300 293 I remember reading Althouse's site on this. Even discussing gold diggers offended her and this seems to be the feminist left's take on it.

There are no gold diggers
So Trump meant he's forcing women to have sex with him

I would say it is an odd take since everyone knows that gold diggers exist, and neither Trump nor any Trump defender said that all women are like this just...some. Which is true.

But this idea causes some problems for feminism so they just pretend it doesn't actually exist.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

======

"Women are fierce and independent and don't need no men except when money and power is concerned, then men must protect women from their own decisions."
-Althouse

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

301 AND THEY ARE COMMON. That does not mean Epstein was or was not an OP. I tend to think he was a deniable asset. So you wont find much. He will be declassified 65 years from now. I remain extremely skeptical that he hung himself in prison, but I accept that there is a lack of proof be was killed.
Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:31 PM (AoMt0)

No question Epstein was an OP. The question is whose? All on his own is fantastically unlikely. CIA from the get go probably equally so. Somewhere in the middle.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:33 PM (8avO+)

302 @axios
Trump brings legal immigration to a screeching halt

=======

Oh, no!

Anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

303 Yes, but an office fire, or aviation fuel conflagration isn't hot enough to melt steel. And if it is, every sky scraper in the US is a death trap.

Posted by: Kindltot


It doesn't have to melt it, only soften it a bit, and the structural integrity is lost. And yes, every skyscraper in the US is vulnerable, at least those built after masonry and asbestos insulation were discontinued.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (0U5gm)

304 Oh another "fun" conspiracy theory that has come back are lizard people - the notion there are non-humans in our elite that conspire together and that don't care about people in general and will use them to achieve their own ends.

In a way this theory IS true. But the elites in question are NOT a separate species, they are fellow human beings without a moral sense. "Lizard people" are just human psychopaths.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

305 I would not be at all phased to find out Epstein was just blackmailing movers and shakers into funding his investment business. The "real" story might turn to be how he knew which of them had a real affinity for young girls.

The various stories about the CIA and/or MI6 involvement are probably bogus, whether or not someone associated with Epstein or Maxwell is.

I just don't think the info would ever see the light of day if there was anything 'there.'

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (NwnyJ)

306 and owens has people inside TPUSA, same ones that sent her the texts, they were also in on it

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (g47mK)

307
So, has Tom Hanks departed for Greece yet?

I'd have bet on little boys rather than girls for the diddling.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (Y8DZL)

308 @axios
Trump brings legal immigration to a screeching halt



Axios. That means it's likely bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

309 303 Yes, but an office fire, or aviation fuel conflagration isn't hot enough to melt steel. And if it is, every sky scraper in the US is a death trap.

Posted by: Kindltot


It doesn't have to melt it, only soften it a bit, and the structural integrity is lost. And yes, every skyscraper in the US is vulnerable, at least those built after masonry and asbestos insulation were discontinued.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (0U5gm)

======

Of collapsing if you put a jet near the top and light the jetfuel on fire?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

310 are the moon landing 'truthers' in here?
-
Stanley Kubric faked the moon landings on a film set. There may have been shadow people there.

I heard it in a song.
Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (vSvIl)

Kubrick had better cameras.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:35 PM (8avO+)

311
Yes, but an office fire, or aviation fuel conflagration isn't hot enough to melt steel. And if it is, every sky scraper in the US is a death trap.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

_________

Steel doesn't have to melt for there to be big problems. Just softening will cause it to stop supporting its load.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:35 PM (tgvbd)

312 Apparently, I just don't cut like I used to.

Posted by: Occam's Razor at December 10, 2025 02:35 PM (HJUJ8)

313 Speaking of moons, they found evidence of stronger tidal action in Gale Crater. This means Mars probably had a much larger moon in the billion year distant past.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 10, 2025 02:35 PM (XVbII)

314 and owens has people inside TPUSA, same ones that sent her the texts, they were also in on it
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (g47mK)



Because her staff is loaded with black ops specialists.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

315 "Women are fierce and independent and don't need no men except when money and power is concerned, then men must protect women from their own decisions."
-Althouse
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You are truly a sexist swine.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow - Why yes my carpets and drapes match. at December 10, 2025 02:36 PM (uv8gn)

316 308 @axios
Trump brings legal immigration to a screeching halt



Axios. That means it's likely bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

All may issue visas are down to almost nothing. The only things surviving are shall issue visas that the executive doesn't have leeway on (think spousal visas).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

317 Do you know what can melt steel? Thermite applied to the ceiling of certain floors in the form of paint.
Too bad all the steel was shipped to China for recycling before tests were done. So we will never know if that theory is right or not
==
If this is sarcasm it is great. KUDOS!!. If not he some crazy fuel for you. They did find very high amounts of aluminum in the wreckage. Aluminum is one of the constituents of thermite!!!! (It also is what airliners are largely made of, womp womp)

Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:36 PM (AoMt0)

318 286 fire can't melt steel", at least at the temperature at the WTC. But it can dramatically weaken steel's strength causing building support beams to fail catastrophically.
=
Then, 100 stories up, when you cut a hole in the side of the building and out the other. The start a big fire inside, what happens as the air blasting through, drawn in by the fire. What role does oxygen play in increasing fire reaction? What does a turbo do???
Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:22 PM (AoMt0)

Do you know what can melt steel? Thermite applied to the ceiling of certain floors in the form of paint.
Too bad all the steel was shipped to China for recycling before tests were done. So we will never know if that theory is right or not

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

ah, ah, Bullshit!. Sorry, sneezed from all the dust.
Reagan Library and other places have steel from the WTC.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

319 Everyone knows that they got Kubrick to film the fake moon landing footage. But the crazy bastard was so insistent on filming on location, one thing lead to another, and....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 02:36 PM (Vq1pX)

320 ======

Of collapsing if you put a jet near the top and light the jetfuel on fire?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)



Because putting bombs and other explosives at the base of the building will cause it to crumble from the top down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

321 I think the biggest issue with Epstein is that he was on suicide watch.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (lF28Z)

322 I remember reading Althouse's site on this. Even discussing gold diggers offended her and this seems to be the feminist left's take on it.

There are no gold diggers
So Trump meant he's forcing women to have sex with him

I would say it is an odd take since everyone knows that gold diggers exist, and neither Trump nor any Trump defender said that all women are like this just...some. Which is true.

But this idea causes some problems for feminism so they just pretend it doesn't actually exist.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

======

"Women are fierce and independent and don't need no men except when money and power is concerned, then men must protect women from their own decisions."
-Althouse
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:33 PM (GBKbO)
___

There's a small but growing segment of "feminists" who's entire pitch is that "all men are scum, so women should just use sex to get as much money from men as possible." That's literally the definition of a gold digger.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

323 es, but an office fire, or aviation fuel conflagration isn't hot enough to melt steel. And if it is, every sky scraper in the US is a death trap.

Posted by: Kindltot


It doesn't have to melt it, only soften it a bit, and the structural integrity is lost. And yes, every skyscraper in the US is vulnerable, at least those built after masonry and asbestos insulation were discontinued.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (0U5gm)

======

Of collapsing if you put a jet near the top and light the jetfuel on fire?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

I question the assertion that avgas fire can't melt steel. Jet engines are notably not made of steel, and the fire is shoved out the back instantly.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (8avO+)

324 308 @axios
Trump brings legal immigration to a screeching halt


Countries closed Uncle Sam out front should have told you...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (VE6XX)

325 This means Mars probably had a much larger moon in the billion year distant past.

"Larger" as a near earth asteroid or something substantial?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

326 LOL

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:32 PM (TR2dy)


Laughing at the conspiracy theory or at the idea that an office fire caused by aviation fuel cooking off is not enough to make a fuel air explosion strong enough to collapse a sky scraper into its own footprint?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (rbvCR)

327 Do you know what can melt steel? Thermite applied to the ceiling of certain floors in the form of paint.
Too bad all the steel was shipped to China for recycling before tests were done. So we will never know if that theory is right or not
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

HAHAHAHA!! I worked in those buildings for years as a transmitter engineer. We had access to parts of those buildings that most others did not. Most of us, who witnessed the attacks were surprised they stood as long as they did. So stop with the retarded bullshit already. Once the floor trusses weakened and twisted, the end was written. Good grief.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (5xuJ/)

328 Everyone knows that they got Kubrick to film the fake moon landing footage. But the crazy bastard was so insistent on filming on location, one thing lead to another, and....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 02:36 PM (Vq1pX)

Method actors, amirite?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (8avO+)

329
Has anybody noticed the resemblance between Anthony Bourdain and Jeffrey Epstein?

I mean, beside the rope burns?

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (Y8DZL)

330 USS New York (LCS - little crappy ship, as I recall) has steel from the WTC. Not aware that steel has been an issue. Everything else about those ships, sure.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (U/Byj)

331
You are truly a sexist swine.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow - Why yes my carpets and drapes match. at December 10, 2025 02:36 PM (uv8gn)



Ah yes.......MSNOW is running ads on TV where Madcow reads the preamble to the Constitution......that thing that she previously said didn't exist........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

332 Because her staff is loaded with black ops specialists.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

could also be fathers of her children ? just asking questions;

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (g47mK)

333 There is a gadget you can buy for camping, a metal tube into which you put a scrap of newspaper and a load of charcoal or wood. The venturi effect of the tube accelerates the fire and causes it to heat up rapidly. A skyscraper is just such a tube once you blow a huge hole in it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (0U5gm)

334 271 Isn't the moon just a luminary?

what are you, some sort of a luminati?

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

335 It happened in Oswego, NY where 60% are passed out drunk and naked on their couches.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Add "in liquor store bathrooms" and I'm there!
-- That raccoon in Virginia

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

336 I think the biggest issue with Epstein is that he was on suicide watch.

And he was beaten by a mob connected thug in prison shortly before, and the cameras were "broken" and his guards were asleep, and the way he killed himself wouldn't be possible for most people and...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

337 HAHAHAHA!! I worked in those buildings for years as a transmitter engineer. We had access to parts of those buildings that most others did not. Most of us, who witnessed the attacks were surprised they stood as long as they did. So stop with the retarded bullshit already. Once the floor trusses weakened and twisted, the end was written. Good grief.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


OMG, you mean the conspiracy goes all the back to the architects?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 10, 2025 02:39 PM (uv8gn)

338 Dunno, ace.

Look at how the JFK and RFK file releases completely, and I mean completely, changed the entire understanding of those events.

Right?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 02:39 PM (U/Byj)

339 Huh. It is interesting to watch people wanting to go after Owen. Usually for a dude, we would imply he is gay or his wife enjoys cheating on him and he enjoys watching (French Gambit.) Or a combination of both.

In this case we are going after her husband?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 10, 2025 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

340 Once you find yourself on Team Rosie O'Donnell it's time to start asking yourself about your own life choices.

That said the government certainly did not get harmed by 9/11, they benefited from it. Which one must admit is strange.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 02:39 PM (lF28Z)

341 It doesn't have to melt it, only soften it a bit, and the structural integrity is lost. And yes, every skyscraper in the US is vulnerable, at least those built after masonry and asbestos insulation were discontinued.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 02:34 PM (0U5gm)


I would argue, from my knowledge, no changes in building codes were done post 9-11 and no building I am aware of was retrofitted to resolve this fatal flaw. So this is negligence.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:39 PM (rbvCR)

342 327 Do you know what can melt steel? Thermite applied to the ceiling of certain floors in the form of paint.
Too bad all the steel was shipped to China for recycling before tests were done. So we will never know if that theory is right or not
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

HAHAHAHA!! I worked in those buildings for years as a transmitter engineer. We had access to parts of those buildings that most others did not. Most of us, who witnessed the attacks were surprised they stood as long as they did. So stop with the retarded bullshit already. Once the floor trusses weakened and twisted, the end was written. Good grief.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (5xuJ/)

I'd add some math and physics here, but I am prohibited. Lets just say force equals mass times acceleration, and momentum, mass times velocity, is quite high when dealing with 10,000 tons per floor...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

343 Method actors, amirite?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (8avO+)

"Get in the spinny thingy, Neil."

"But Stan, i just ate lunch, and..."

"GET IN THE SPINNY THINGY NEIL."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 02:40 PM (Vq1pX)

344 321 I think the biggest issue with Epstein is that he was on suicide watch.

apple watch > suicide watch

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 02:40 PM (sGtp+)

345 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

346 All the Vatican walls were graffitied during the reign of Pope Urban VII.

Posted by: Papal Nuncio at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (oftw2)

347 That said the government certainly did not get harmed by 9/11, they benefited from it. Which one must admit is strange.

I remember watching Shrub give a medal to Tenet thinking that Tenet should have been encouraged to go up to his study with a tumbler of brandy and a revolver instead...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

348 HAHAHAHA!! I worked in those buildings for years as a transmitter engineer. We had access to parts of those buildings that most others did not. Most of us, who witnessed the attacks were surprised they stood as long as they did. So stop with the retarded bullshit already. Once the floor trusses weakened and twisted, the end was written. Good grief.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (5xuJ/)

There's a story about a high rise that after it was built it was discovered that some engineering goofs in the plans and an unplanned build error meant the entire thing would pancake in the next high wind scenario. in NYC.

They found a patch fix and secretly applied it to the building before it blew over.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (8avO+)

349 Jerome Powell is assho. That is all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (D+mpw)

350 There's a small but growing segment of "feminists" who's entire pitch is that "all men are scum, so women should just use sex to get as much money from men as possible." That's literally the definition of a gold digger.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (

I thought it was the definition of "woman".

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (lF28Z)

351
Look at how the JFK and RFK file releases completely, and I mean completely, changed the entire understanding of those events.

__________

I've always said that if the CIA was involved, there would have been a hundred dead bystanders and JFK would have gotten away without a scratch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (tgvbd)

352 331
You are truly a sexist swine.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow - Why yes my carpets and drapes match. at December 10, 2025 02:36 PM (uv8gn)


Ah yes.......MSNOW is running ads on TV where Madcow reads the preamble to the Constitution......that thing that she previously said didn't exist........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

How about reading the preamble to the Bill of Rights? Especially the part that says, "...expressed a desire, in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of its powers, that further declaratory and restrictive clauses should be added: And as extending the ground of public confidence in the Government, will best insure the beneficent ends of its institution..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

353 Steel become plastic starting 1500 degrees f. Av fuel burns in a combustion chamber at 1796 to 2732 F. The 100th floor was a combustion chamber. Stop with thermite and controlled demolition.

Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (AoMt0)

354 HAHAHAHA!! I worked in those buildings for years as a transmitter engineer. We had access to parts of those buildings that most others did not. Most of us, who witnessed the attacks were surprised they stood as long as they did. So stop with the retarded bullshit already. Once the floor trusses weakened and twisted, the end was written. Good grief.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (5xuJ/)


Yep. Again, I would argue, from my knowledge, no changes in building codes were done post 9-11 and no building I am aware of was retrofitted to resolve this fatal flaw. So this is negligence.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (rbvCR)

355 I would argue, from my knowledge, no changes in building codes were done post 9-11 and no building I am aware of was retrofitted to resolve this fatal flaw. So this is negligence.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:39 PM (rbvCR)

Of course not, none of them are hardened for nukes either.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (8avO+)

356 >>Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (5xuJ/)


Dude. Come on. You slap a little Thermite Paint on those Ceiling Tiles and the entire thing is gonna come crashing down.

Trust the Structural Engineers in the Comments, please Sir. If for nothing else than comity.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (TR2dy)

357 The Titanic was switched with it's sister ship, the Olympic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (wVcYX)

358 Steel become plastic starting 1500 degrees f. Av fuel burns in a combustion chamber at 1796 to 2732 F. The 100th floor was a combustion chamber. Stop with thermite and controlled demolition.
Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (AoMt0)


Has any other building fallen like this, for this reason?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (rbvCR)

359 The 100th floor was a combustion chamber. Stop with thermite and controlled demolition.
Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (AoMt0)

Plus a thin layer of thermite paint burning would probably not have enough material to raise the bulk of the beam's temperature enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:44 PM (8avO+)

360 348 HAHAHAHA!! I worked in those buildings for years as a transmitter engineer. We had access to parts of those buildings that most others did not. Most of us, who witnessed the attacks were surprised they stood as long as they did. So stop with the retarded bullshit already. Once the floor trusses weakened and twisted, the end was written. Good grief.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 02:37 PM (5xuJ/)

There's a story about a high rise that after it was built it was discovered that some engineering goofs in the plans and an unplanned build error meant the entire thing would pancake in the next high wind scenario. in NYC.

They found a patch fix and secretly applied it to the building before it blew over.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (8avO+)

The engineers didn't consider what would happen if a wind blew on the diagonal instead of a flat face...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:44 PM (ynpvh)

361 was killed in a prison overseen by Bill Bar, Donald Barr's son.

I know, he was blackmailing people. It is obvious from the dental chair.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

thank you, the Barr family connection was something I had not run across before.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 02:44 PM (uWKK8)

362 All the Vatican walls were graffitied during the reign of Pope Urban VII.
Posted by: Papal Nuncio at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (oftw2)

Romani go to house?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (wVcYX)

363 353 Steel become plastic starting 1500 degrees f. Av fuel burns in a combustion chamber at 1796 to 2732 F. The 100th floor was a combustion chamber. Stop with thermite and controlled demolition.

Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (AoMt0)

It doesn't even have to become plastic; it just has to weaken enough to not be able to handle the weight its holding up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (ynpvh)

364 And we stopped going to the moon why?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (ufetp)

365 Of course not, none of them are hardened for nukes either.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (8avO+)


and yet we were expecting more planes to fly in and car-bomb buildings at any moment. It would seem a simple thing to change, at least in new built structures.

Oregon, the cheapest bastards in the world, upgraded on the chance that there would be a big earthquake sometime in the next century. It was quite profitable for the state, as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

366 357 The Titanic was switched with it's sister ship, the Olympic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (wVcYX)

The Ozempic never sank...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (ynpvh)

367 358 Steel become plastic starting 1500 degrees f. Av fuel burns in a combustion chamber at 1796 to 2732 F. The 100th floor was a combustion chamber. Stop with thermite and controlled demolition.
Posted by: Fire triangle at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (AoMt0)

Has any other building fallen like this, for this reason?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (rbvCR)

WTC Building 7.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (uWKK8)

368 I would argue, from my knowledge, no changes in building codes were done post 9-11 and no building I am aware of was retrofitted to resolve this fatal flaw. So this is negligence.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:39 PM (rbvCR)

I don't believe the city of Hiroshima changed their building codes after the events of August 6, 1945, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (npFr7)

369 The Ozempic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (ufetp)

370 Has any other building fallen like this, for this reason?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:43 PM (rbvCR)

Well 5 buildings in Hong Kong recently burned when the plastic netting around bamboo scaffolding over flammable surfaces caught fire because the netting was not flame retardant. Don't know if the buildings went down completely though, you can look yourself.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (8avO+)

371 362 All the Vatican walls were graffitied during the reign of Pope Urban VII.
Posted by: Papal Nuncio at December 10, 2025 02:41 PM (oftw2)

Romani go to house?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (wVcYX)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

372 And we stopped going to the moon why?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (ufetp)

Nobody goes there anymore. It got too crowded.

Posted by: Yogi Berra at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (wVcYX)

373 I don't believe the city of Hiroshima changed their building codes after the events of August 6, 1945, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (npFr7)

B29s are strictly banned.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:47 PM (8avO+)

374 And we stopped going to the moon why?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (ufetp)

Nobody goes there anymore. It got too crowded.
Posted by: Yogi Berra at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (wVcYX)

William Proxmire and the Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:47 PM (8avO+)

375 Put the moon lander in a wind tunnel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:48 PM (ufetp)

376 Oregon, the cheapest bastards in the world, upgraded on the chance that there would be a big earthquake sometime in the next century. It was quite profitable for the state, as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

Probably not enough to cover the massive quakes that happen there every thousand years or so. Last one drowned towns in Japan.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:49 PM (8avO+)

377 365 Of course not, none of them are hardened for nukes either.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:42 PM (8avO+)

and yet we were expecting more planes to fly in and car-bomb buildings at any moment. It would seem a simple thing to change, at least in new built structures.

Oregon, the cheapest bastards in the world, upgraded on the chance that there would be a big earthquake sometime in the next century. It was quite profitable for the state, as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

There was an estimated 9+ that hit January 26, 1700. It was recorded as an orphan tsunami in Japan, and recounted in oral histories of the natives. Plenty of geological evidence to it's fury. Based on trenching of various areas, big quakes like that happen every 200 to 500 years, so yes, Cascadia is due and if a 1700-level quake hits, the entire west coast of OR and WA will be erased.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

378 There are no fast food places on the Moon

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (Ia/+0)

379 369 The Ozempic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:46 PM (ufetp)

a joke my friend.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

380 Did the camera man stay on the moon?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:50 PM (ufetp)

381 jim, sometime in the next century.

Also, for the fun of it, Oregon state has no plans for dealing with the aftermath of such an earthquake.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 02:51 PM (rbvCR)

382 "Look at the theories that covid was man-made and specifically leaked from the Wuhan Covid Lab. (Giveaway right there, huh?) Every few weeks we got another bit of information that tended to suggest -- and sometimes strongly suggest -- that covid was man-made in the Wuhan lab. And that Anthony Fauci knew it, and bribed scientists to lie about it."

Ehhhh. Paper came out very quickly showing how it was man-made, basically laying out the recipe; NIH quashed it. Later FOIA in ... 2022? .... showed NIH discussing it as manmade in Feb 2020 and taking steps to discredit and head off such papers.

DARPA whistleblower spilled all the beans on the projects involved in mid 2021, though this actually drew attention to one proposal when in fact the OTHER may have been undertaken.

Arkmedic on substack demonstrated patented Moderna content in the virus engineering process in Dec 2021.

Any of these three things alone was a slam dunk, case closed. This was not dribbling out clues - this was just the MSM, government, and big tech at government direction running MASSIVE censorship campaigns which are hard to overcome.

The same goes for the Epstein/pizzagate shit.

Posted by: heya at December 10, 2025 02:52 PM (28ma9)

383 >>Based on trenching of various areas, big quakes like that happen every 200 to 500 years, so yes, Cascadia is due and if a 1700-level quake hits, the entire west coast of OR and WA will be erased.


Juan de Fuca, PBUH.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:53 PM (TR2dy)

384 Based on trenching of various areas, big quakes like that happen every 200 to 500 years, so yes, Cascadia is due and if a 1700-level quake hits, the entire west coast of OR and WA will be erased.


Juan de Fuca, PBUH.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 02:53 PM (TR2dy)

or if New Madrid pops off in Missouri. The Midwest doesn't have earthquake codes.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (8avO+)

385 Newd.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 02:55 PM (ufetp)

386 Lies circle back to a single source that concocted them to begin with. Truth finds many unexpected confirmations from people who saw something that they didn't think much about but is a link in the chain of evidence of a true telling.

Posted by: geoffb at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (r//c2)

387 Except banks don't create currency.


Banks create money. What do you think fractional reserves is all about?

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2025 02:56 PM (+Pp+Q)

388 378 There are no fast food places on the Moon

yet

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 03:05 PM (sGtp+)

389 Couldn't Epstein's operation just be based on simple greed? He cultivated pedo pals who had access to insider information, which he then used for his own profit, while rewarding them with access to underage girls.

Sure - absolutely.

But.

read up on Robert Maxwell sometime....and how Epstein was his protégé. Many intelligence sources of former operatives have suggested that he acted as a conduit for several intelligence agencies, such as the British MI6 and the Israeli Mossad, even the Soviet KGB. At his Oxford estate, Headington Hall, he hosted extravagant parties that were rumored to be used as honey traps to gather compromising information on powerful figures.

Accounts differ on when Maxwell first met Jeffrey Epstein. According to Epstein's former business partner Steven Hoffenberg, Robert Maxwell introduced his daughter to Epstein in the late 1980s.Maxwell and Epstein were associated with each other by February 1993.

We more or less know Robert Maxwell did exactly what Epstein was accused of, AND that Maxwell's daughter was associated and part of it.

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:10 AM (NxtE8)

In Astounding Coincidence the "Experts" Cannot Explain, US Oil Production Hits Record Highs as Gasoline Prices, Inexpicably, Fall to Lowest Levels Since the Chinese Engineered Bioweapon

Despite Trump's reckless determination to produce the Dinosaur Poison called oil, gas prices are falling.

Natural gas production also hit record highs in August before slipping a bit.


NEW YORK, Nov 28 (Reuters) - U.S. oil production rose to a record high in September, data from the Energy Information Administration (EIA) on Friday showed, despite oversupply worries.

Oil production in the U.S. has continued to hit record highs this year despite a weak price environment, further weighing on global prices. Benchmark Brent crude was trading just below $64 on Friday, about 14% below the same time last year.

U.S. crude oil output rose 44,000 barrels per day during the month to a record 13.84 million bpd, according to EIA data.

In 2025, that all changed.

Oil output in New Mexico, the second-largest oil-producing state, hit a record 2.351 million bpd, while output from the federal offshore gulf region rose to 1.983 million bpd in September, the highest since February 2020.

Unaccountably, and probably due to Something The Democrats Did, gas prices are falling across the nation.

Well, not "across the nation." They're falling in red states while they remain high in Democrat-controlled states like California, Washington, and Hawaii.

Who can even guess why!

Even CNN has to acknowledge that gas prices are falling and so is inflation, therefore.

Just like Trump promised.

The New York Times has two imperatives: Spin all good economic news as Secretly Bad, and pummel the energy industry relentlessly.

Which is the higher priority? It turns out, spinning good economic news for Trump is more important.

Because the New York Times sees the downside of low energy prices:X

The low prices are "squeezing" the energy industry!

oilpricesfallsqueezingtheindustry.jpg

Happy Humpday! What are gas prices near you?

Posted by: Ace at 12:30 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Off to lum NOOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Durn!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (Vpqw1)

5 I wonder what mass deportations have to do with the demand part of the supply/demand curve?

Probably nothing.

It's not like mass deportations is the solution to most of our economic problems, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

6 Shocking.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (1BpWS)

7 They remain high in Democrat-controlled states like California, Washington, and Hawaii.

Who can even guess why!


Yay. *sigh*

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (DRSnL)

8 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Yeah baby.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (DRSnL)

9 Well, commies and socialists are economic dummies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

10 Oil output in New Mexico, the second-largest oil-producing state, hit a record 2.351 million bpd, while output from the federal offshore gulf region rose to 1.983 million bpd in September, the highest since February 2020.


If NM has so much oil, why is it such a downtrodden shithole of a state?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

11 The low prices are "squeezing" the energy industry!

========

"All the shale oil producers are going to go bankrupt! Which is...a good thing?"
-The NYT

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

12 Gas is higher in PA, but that's because our last RINO governor raised gas taxes to fund endless road construction that never makes the roads better 15 years ago. At one time we had the highest gas taxes in the country, but naturally CA, IL and I think NY all passed us.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (Dg7ng)

13 Kalifornia is speshul...as is their gasoline.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

14 Diesel fuel. Diesel fuel needs to come down in price before anything else does.

Posted by: Truck Driving Man at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (bC9HI)

15 $2.19 this morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:32 PM (+Oyis)

16 In Astounding Coincidence the "Experts" Cannot Explain, US Oil Production Hits Record Highs as Gasoline Prices, Inexpicably, Fall to Lowest Levels Since the Chinese Engineered Bioweapon



Chinese + FAUCI engineered...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2025 12:32 PM (x0n13)

17 Have a very Trumpy Christmas.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 12:32 PM (vFG9F)

18 Diesel fuel. Diesel fuel needs to come down in price before anything else does.
Posted by: Truck Driving Man


$2.93 in my AO.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:32 PM (+Oyis)

19 Did someone tell me the dinosaur theory wrt petroleum is bs? Because I would 100% subscribe.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 12:32 PM (lF28Z)

20 Diesel fuel. Diesel fuel needs to come down in price before anything else does.
Posted by: Truck Driving Man at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (bC9HI)



The easier fuel to make and transport, yet it's .50 to .75 cents higher than unleadeded.

Rape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

21 >>>Fall to Lowest Levels Since the U.S. Financed and Politically Exploited Chinese Engineered Bioweapon

Enhanced.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 12:33 PM (dK+Kv)

22 Like the new york times gives a flying fuck about the industry. Every asshole that works there has probably protested big oil at one time or another. Shit, its a job requirement for them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 12:33 PM (snZF9)

23
Yeah baby.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (DRSnL)



I aim to please.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

24 But but but… beef prices!! And coffee and banana tariffs!!!! Affordability!!!!!! —Dems and William Galston of the WSJ

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 12:33 PM (xT8gx)

25 2 buck diesel would lower prices on everything

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 12:33 PM (sDNVV)

26 10 Entrenched political crime families like the Lujans plus demographics, I think. The Hispanics there are like a cross between very well-established TX Hispanics and invader CA Hispanics, but the cities have been full of AWFLs for decades. Back in the 1990s Robert Hughes was already making fun of the white liberals in Taos "flashing their concho belts at each other" for some kind of clout.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 10, 2025 12:34 PM (Dg7ng)

27 2.47ish last I looked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 12:34 PM (bss/y)

28 If NM has so much oil, why is it such a downtrodden shithole of a state?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Illinois/Louisiana levels of corruption.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:34 PM (+Oyis)

29 $4.19 st the cheap stations. $5.29 in “wealthier” neighborhoods where oil companies apply a wealth tax…. lol.

Calizuela. Soon how the rest of the country will be if the gop doesn’t grow 200 odd pair…

Posted by: The MewTwix at December 10, 2025 12:34 PM (/nsax)

30
Chinese + FAUCI engineered...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2025 12:32 PM (x0n13)



I see him on the street, I'm taking one for the team. I trust most of you would start the fund to defend me at trial.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Trump has ramped up oil drilling, lowered gas prices, canceled Green Nude Eel across the board.

Even Greta had to shift from Klimat Katastrophe to shilling for Jew Killers.

Posted by: Winning! at December 10, 2025 12:35 PM (oftw2)

32 My brother said he paid 2.15 at Sam's the other day. It's 2.25 at most of the stores.

Posted by: huerfano at December 10, 2025 12:35 PM (98kQX)

33 I paid $2.80 yesterday, which is nowhere near the lows I have seen around here.

The state government jacked up gas taxes several years ago, and shockingly, astoundingly! New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians no longer come to NJ for cheap fuel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 12:35 PM (n9ltV)

34 19 Did someone tell me the dinosaur theory wrt petroleum is bs? Because I would 100% subscribe.
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The difficult part is explaining how all the dead dinosaurs found themselves below geologic plates. Maybe the pancake theorem works?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 12:35 PM (Wg6v7)

35 Not in Oregon. Sorry, it is still higher than last year.

Thanks Governor Kotex!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:36 PM (rbvCR)

36 31 Trump has ramped up oil drilling, lowered gas prices, canceled Green Nude Eel across the board.

Even Greta had to shift from Klimat Katastrophe to shilling for Jew Killers.

Posted by: Winning! at December 10, 2025 12:35 PM (oftw2)

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And deported at least 3 million people, which affects the demand side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

37 But but but… beef prices!! And coffee and banana tariffs!!!! Affordability!!!!!! —Dems and William Galston of the WSJ

I bought a tenderloin at Costco this morning. It was Choice instead of my usual Prime, and "unpeeled", but fortunately I learned how to properly prepare a tenderloin a few years ago.

The "peeled" Prime tenderloin was $38 a pound.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

38 Diesel fuel. ...

Road use diesel cheapest in a decade for me. As to why it's more $/gal, well, it's entirely due to the city on the powtomack...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:36 PM (XuXeR)

39 If NM has so much oil, why is it such a downtrodden shithole of a state?
Posted by: Sponge
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Alterian Pilgrim is a resident IRL I think. She has put out a few tidbits. Another state though where a dysfunctional blue urban center dictates policy for the rest of the state.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:36 PM (WDjG6)

40 Squeezing the poor put upon oil and gas industry. What will they do now???

"For just $5 a day, the price of a cup of coffee, you can help feed one CEO starving for another jet or sidepiece."

I swear the Left will love anything or anyone as long as doing it helps them.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 12:36 PM (lF28Z)

41 If this keeps up cars might be interesting to look at again?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 12:36 PM (Wg6v7)

42 point 9

Posted by: ish at December 10, 2025 12:36 PM (w9Wax)

43 Did someone tell me the dinosaur theory wrt petroleum is bs? Because I would 100% subscribe.

I've heard that the fact that we still have oil coming out of the ground in quantity means it has nothing to do with dinosaurs but if anyone here's got expertise I'd love to hear the details.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

44 It's not like mass deportations is the solution to most of our economic problems, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (GBKbO)


The Illegals' pressure on rents is a thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (rbvCR)

45 I paid $3.79/gal yesterday and the news is all about low prices.
Damn, I'm old. This is in Central WA. Which very briefly admitted to passing out 700 CDL's in the past seven years to illegals. "In Error". I suspect they left a zero off on that number.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (1whRW)

46 Cheapest I've seen here was 2.39. It's at least $35 less to fill up my truck than last year at the same time. For a lot of people that can be 2-3 hrs of pay.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (vFG9F)

47 Just bought the Dinosaur semen today. $2.79 in the Peoples Republic of Maryland

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (Bo9Yf)

48
I've heard that the fact that we still have oil coming out of the ground in quantity means it has nothing to do with dinosaurs but if anyone here's got expertise I'd love to hear the details.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (2ocoG)



100's of barrels worth seep through the ocean floor daily.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

49 The state government jacked up gas taxes several years ago, and shockingly, astoundingly! New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians no longer come to NJ for cheap fuel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 12:35 PM (n9ltV)

Well, they must have wanted to lose that revenue, right?

They just can never quite get: tax=destroy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 12:38 PM (bss/y)

50 I've heard that the fact that we still have oil coming out of the ground in quantity means it has nothing to do with dinosaurs but if anyone here's got expertise I'd love to hear the details.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (2ocoG)


AOP could give you some good info on that.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:38 PM (rbvCR)

51 44 It's not like mass deportations is the solution to most of our economic problems, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

The Illegals' pressure on rents is a thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (rbvCR)

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Why isn't Trump doing anything about affordability, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

52 And deported at least 3 million people, which affects the demand side.

That's a bit hyperbolic.

By September 23, 2025, the Trump administration claimed that 2 million illegal immigrants had left the country through a combination of over 400,000 deportations and an estimated 1,600,000 self-deportations. Individuals or immigrants residing in the U.S. 20 total confirmed: 15 in ICE custody.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

53 Cheapest in my area of Kalifornia is $4.57 for regular.

The national average would indeed be far less if the Leftist Coast were taken out of the equation. I'd wager around under $2.00/gl.

Posted by: Jukin the Dplorable and Totally Unserious at December 10, 2025 12:38 PM (xvV+O)

54 41 If this keeps up cars might be interesting to look at again?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 12:36 PM (Wg6v7)

We might get a truck that is both useful and does not cost as much as a fucking house.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 12:38 PM (bss/y)

55 We have so much cheap gas we’re just burning it up in our cars and trucks.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (o2ZRX)

56 Last night's ONT had two stories about gas.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (WPL6O)

57 52 And deported at least 3 million people, which affects the demand side.

That's a bit hyperbolic.

By September 23, 2025, the Trump administration claimed that 2 million illegal immigrants had left the country through a combination of over 400,000 deportations and an estimated 1,600,000 self-deportations. Individuals or immigrants residing in the U.S. 20 total confirmed: 15 in ICE custody.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

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So, 2 million as of September, huh?

I wonder what another three months did?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

58 I trust most of you would start the fund to defend me at trial.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)


That f*cking midget swung first!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (n9ltV)

59 I bought a tenderloin at Costco this morning. It was Choice instead of my usual Prime, and "unpeeled", but fortunately I learned how to properly prepare a tenderloin a few years ago.

The "peeled" Prime tenderloin was $38 a pound.
Posted by: Archimedes


$21.97/lb Choice unpeeled at Sam's.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (+Oyis)

60 Here in NOVA/MD, gas is still hovering around 3 bucks per. Has been for years. These idiots ain't budging. A few outliers are at 2.77 or so, but by far the exception. Some as high as 3.50+. They gotta be profitable as hell if production costs have dropped that low nationally.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (SOGBX)

61 below geologic plates. Maybe the pancake theorem works?
Posted by: Pudinhead

You are beneath contempt!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie Fan Club at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (oftw2)

62 Our state is so retarded. They encouraged everyone to buy electric vehicles and are now freaking out that gas tax revenue is falling, so now they want a per-mile tax.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (DRSnL)

63 The easier fuel to make and transport, yet it's .50 to .75 cents higher than unleadeded.

Rape.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)


It is taxed specifically to keep it on that proportion with gasoline.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (rbvCR)

64 But egg prices are too high....!!!!
- Democrats

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (Oy/m2)

65 Oil Prices are "squeezing" Big Oil? That's a good thing! It's helping Trump? Oh, that's a bad thing.

What to think....

Posted by: Bernie Brigades at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (4wzy4)

66 What are gas prices near you?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (Kt19C)

67 $21.97/lb Choice unpeeled at Sam's.

Yeah, that's what I paid at Costco.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

68 >>>What are gas prices near you?

After pinto beans and a laxative? Deadly but silent.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 12:40 PM (1zOXE)

69 34 19 Did someone tell me the dinosaur theory wrt petroleum is bs? Because I would 100% subscribe.
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The difficult part is explaining how all the dead dinosaurs found themselves below geologic plates. Maybe the pancake theorem works?
Posted by: Pudinhead

AOP mebbe. Carbon cycle is interesting and a prominent critic of fossil fuels monicker was a geologist , Thomas Gold who had an abiotic theory of petroleum production. Twasn't popular.

Gold also had the theory that the moon was buried in dust prior to the Apollo landings which is why the huge pads on the landing gear. They were designed to float above such dust pools upon the LEM landing. Not so right there about his theories.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:40 PM (WDjG6)

70 as Gasoline Prices, Inexpicably, Fall to Lowest Levels

Hold the line, people! Keep those prices up. You'll be richly rewarded once we win the 2026 elections.

Posted by: The Dem "Affordability" Narrative for 2026 at December 10, 2025 12:40 PM (Y3swt)

71 because they dont own the land

Posted by: yoeman at December 10, 2025 12:40 PM (r2U0A)

72 What's going on with fracking? I support any industry that sounds like a curse word.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 12:40 PM (lF28Z)

73 44 It's not like mass deportations is the solution to most of our economic problems, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

The Illegals' pressure on rents is a thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (rbvCR)
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And with food stamps given to illegals there is food price pressure. Pretty much illegals put upward price pressure on everything using money stolen from working American citizens.

Posted by: Jukin the Dplorable and Totally Unserious at December 10, 2025 12:40 PM (xvV+O)

74 Fuel touches EVERYTHING in the supply chain. Who would have thought lower fuel prices would help lower inflation.

As for Cali: those refiners packing up next year will haunt Newsome. To many clips of him bashing oil and the commercial will write itself for a national campaign against him.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 10, 2025 12:41 PM (FxH7T)

75 67 $21.97/lb Choice unpeeled at Sam's.

Yeah, that's what I paid at Costco.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

So MORE than $20, same as in town?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

76 We need new Trump stickers saying "I did that" to cover over the old Biden stickers on the gas pumps.

Posted by: Kzintis at December 10, 2025 12:41 PM (9uL7w)

77 beef prices are still way high. I used to get the costco sirloin slices for like, I dunno, $19. It was so cheap I don't even remember the price.

I wanted to buy some earlier this week and it's like $30.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 12:41 PM (1wjle)

78 Look at the states where the average price of gas remains above $3. I bet you can guess who they are and why.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 10, 2025 12:41 PM (ICjqV)

79 >>The "peeled" Prime tenderloin was $38 a pound.

I think we pay 19.99 here for whole Tenderloin.

They will trim and cut it to your preference, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (TR2dy)

80 Our state is so retarded. They encouraged everyone to buy electric vehicles and are now freaking out that gas tax revenue is falling, so now they want a per-mile tax.

Marxists have no concept of second-order effects. This is known.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

81 someone tell me the dinosaur theory wrt petroleum is bs?"

Well, there seems to be some evidence of liquid hydrocarbons elsewhere in the solar system, so unless dinosaurs were in space...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

82 Did someone tell me the dinosaur theory wrt petroleum is bs? Because I would 100% subscribe.

Look for the Russian 'abiotic' theory and how they find oil.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (Y3swt)

83 Also Experts: we’re stumped by the findings that locking up criminals leads to lower crime.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (9iyS+)

84 yeah, no here in Washington state. $4.09 @ Safeway to $4.59 at other local stations. Everything in the state of Washington that dems touch turns to shit. Higher diesel prices / gas prices lead to higher grocery prices. The list goes on and on.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (GL+EM)

85 "I've heard that the fact that we still have oil coming out of the ground in quantity means it has nothing to do with dinosaurs but if anyone here's got expertise I'd love to hear the details.
Posted by: Ian S."

Hydrocarbons are constantly being recycled by the Earth. Over time everything in all our landfills will be subducted and recycled.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (vFG9F)

86

It's a lot lower, around $0.50.

I wonder what it is in Polk Country Florida, where Sheriff Grady Judd just arrested some young scholars who ripped off a Dicks Sporting Goods and maybe ruined their lives...like their lives were going to be worth a shit anyway.

Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (och2J)

87 I’m encouraged that Trump is committed to campaigning in 2026 like he’s on the ticket. He needs to motivate voters to get them off their asses to vote for (in many cases) weak GOP candidates, but that’s much better than giving the fuckrats back the House.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (IQBae)

88 If Trump can bring down beef prices while keeping gas low, voters might want to make him king.

Posted by: jmel at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (RWHIh)

89 I almost plotzed when I heard the media -- in a narrative designed to get you to be more charitable about SNAP -- admit that inflation rose like 35% under Biden.

Remember, for four years we were told it was "merely" 7% or whatever.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (1wjle)

90 Hold it, the NYT is crying alligator tears over Big Oil?

A very appropriate single-frame cartoon:

https://tinyurl.com/vsm48krp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (XeU6L)

91 Our state is so retarded. They encouraged everyone to buy electric vehicles and are now freaking out that gas tax revenue is falling, so now they want a per-mile tax.
Posted by: Jordan61


Another thing the Horde said when it started.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (+Oyis)

92 Hopefully there will be slight declines in California. A dude can hope.

Posted by: Max Power at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (Hucnr)

93 Speaking of prices, here is something I learned at Thanksgiving about what the young people are looking for in housing (at least the young people in our family that live in Greensboro, NC). They don't seem to care about living in a big house like what their parents (who started in smaller homes) CURRENTLY have (and why a lot of folks here claim kids can't afford houses - they only look at big expensive ones). They are looking at SCHOOL DISTRICTS. And the good school districts apparently are in high demand and push up house prices that would be much lower if they looked in the outer counties and were content to send their kids to lower performing county schools.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (3AwA+)

94 74 Fuel touches EVERYTHING in the supply chain. Who would have thought lower fuel prices would help lower inflation.

As for Cali: those refiners packing up next year will haunt Newsome. To many clips of him bashing oil and the commercial will write itself for a national campaign against him.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 10, 2025 12:41 PM (FxH7T)

Even the plan for the "obsolescence" of ICE engines only applied to the hoi polloi, not the rich and connected; limos were going to still be allowed ICE engines, for instance. This is the same modus operandi as commies: we are all equal, but some of us are MORE equal that the rest of you.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

95 For people complaining about beef, have you tried bison? I haven't eaten beef in years because bison is just too good. If only demand was more consistent I wouldn't have to go to multiple grocery stores to get what I need of it though.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (Dg7ng)

96 I paid $3.97 at Costco here in NorCal and was grateful for it as it has been well over $4.75...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (VE6XX)

97 $2.83 last weekend in Metrowest Massachusetts.

Posted by: Florida Bound at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (qUkBO)

98 The Illegals' pressure on rents is a thing.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Vacancies are rising in some markets blamed in the media on overproduction of rental housing.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (WDjG6)

99 "Despite Record Low Gas Prices, Trump Administration Continues Policy of Encouraging Domestic Oil Production."

Posted by: Fox Butterfield at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (pEFY5)

100 I saw Dinosaur Poison open for Deaf Leopard at The Ice House in '85.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (whSpP)

101 Prices never go down. Once prices rise, no policy can result in their going down again.

$2.24 to $2.30 here on Monday.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (EXyHK)

102 95: I love bison but it's not easy to find. I'll have to rely on mail order for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (jjoN6)

103 12 Gas is higher in PA, but that's because our last RINO governor raised gas taxes to fund endless road construction that never makes the roads better 15 years ago. At one time we had the highest gas taxes in the country, but naturally CA, IL and I think NY all passed us.


yep and our tax increases annually, which is fun

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (emBoF)

104 when was the last time the NYT gave a shit about what happens to the energy industry? they actively cheer its destruction and when the industry lost tens of thousands of jobs in 2015/2016, i don't recall a sob story. i heard 'learn to code'

Posted by: John Galt at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (mGkIn)

105 Look, we like the low gas prices, and you blue state people like whatever it is you're into. We just don't have anything in common anymore, and I'm you feel it's stifling your righteous chi and holding you back from girlbossing.

Why don't we go our separate ways?

You could live, laugh, and love your way through your best life, buggering children, smoking drugs and dying from mutagenic flesheating monkeypox, while we are all boring and bourgeois and shit. You could be free from our living hell of cheap gas and bibles and virgin children.

Just sign the papers.

Posted by: We Should Have a Talk... at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (HgadO)

106 I am worried that, uh, if we continue, ummm, to drill that our planet will, ehh, collapse.

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D)umb at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (Bo9Yf)

107 76 We need new Trump stickers saying "I did that" to cover over the old Biden stickers on the gas pumps.

Posted by: Kzintis at December 10, 2025 12:41 PM (9uL7w)

Except in Kali; Gavin, with his oleaginous bearing and devilish smile saying "I Did That!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

108 yeah, no here in Washington state. $4.09 @ Safeway to $4.59 at other local stations. Everything in the state of Washington that dems touch turns to shit. Higher diesel prices / gas prices lead to higher grocery prices. The list goes on and on.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (GL+EM)

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You must be on the west side. I'm at $3.69 on the east side.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (DRSnL)

109 Experts???!!!

REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
We're all gonna die!!!!!

Posted by: The Paolo at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (P845J)

110 Despite Trump's reckless determination to produce the Dinosaur Poison called oil, gas prices are falling...
Unaccountably, and probably due to Something The Democrats Did, gas prices are falling across the nation.


You'd think the media would make more of an effort to not look ridiculously biased, but you'd be wrong.

I like this guy's stuff. Here, he discusses the recent media blitz condemning Trump for going soft on China in the recent National Security Strategy summary. These are big name pubs like NYT, WSJ, WaPo, and The Atlantic. The only problem is that it's a load of codswallop, as anyone with two synapses to rub together would know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfjhOtD2svQ

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

111 106 I am worried that, uh, if we continue, ummm, to drill that our planet will, ehh, collapse.

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D)umb at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (Bo9Yf)

Just like animals when mosquitos bite them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

112 What are gas prices near you?
Who can even guess why!
......

Just under $5 per gallon here in Santa Cruz county.
Because we have a governor with no testicles.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

113 98 The Illegals' pressure on rents is a thing.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Vacancies are rising in some markets blamed in the media on overproduction of rental housing.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (WDjG6)

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Builders have been overbuilding for years, in part to match the sudden explosion in demand that started about 4 years ago.

Now, demand is slipping.

General trend is suddenly...housing prices seeing easing pressure if not outright reversals in certain markets (especially in Texas).

It's amazing how much of the economy you can explain by the supply and demand curve you learn in Micro-economics 101.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

114 If Trump can bring down beef prices while keeping gas low, voters might want to make him king.
Posted by: jmel at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (RWHIh)

I’m ready to nominate Trump as emperor for life right now… of course I’m just one voter….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (xT8gx)

115 Our state is so retarded. They encouraged everyone to buy electric vehicles and are now freaking out that gas tax revenue is falling, so now they want a per-mile tax.




My state tacks on $150 registration per year for EVs. Justification being you’re not paying the gas tax. But you’re still buying electricity which has all sorts of state taxes per kilowatt hour. So it’s a neat trick how the state gets to double dip like that.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (9iyS+)

116 What are gas prices near you?
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Sam's Club @ $2.33 is the lowest nearby. Probably averages around $2.45/gal. Leftist governor and road taxes keep it from going under $2/gal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (NwnyJ)

117 Buck 99 here last week
Oklahoma

Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (HcoTw)

118 Prices are down but volume is up = profits are the same and people are happier.

TRUE FACTS

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (nJthq)

119 And the good school districts apparently are in high demand and push up house prices that would be much lower if they looked in the outer counties and were content to send their kids to lower performing county schools.
Posted by: Brunnhilde
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Absolutely true. Figuring in the costs of private schools into the equation and the relative tax shield for a mortgage, it makes sense to substitute a high performing public school system residence instead of paying private school fees plus a cheaper mortgage in a poorly performing public school district.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (WDjG6)

120 I am worried that, uh, if we continue, ummm, to drill that our planet will, ehh, collapse.

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D)umb
.......

Kinda like Oak Island.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

121 102 95: I love bison but it's not easy to find. I'll have to rely on mail order for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (jjoN6)

Live ones? If meat, Costco seems to have it all the time where I live (never buy it though; too expensive per pound).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

122 MSM bleeding their hearts for Big Oil today - after fighting for the "Green New Deal" yesterday. Man, they hate DJT.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)

123 So now the Left is worried about Oil Producers making less money?

I'm am confused.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (XV/Pl)

124 "That is MILES away from the all-time [Biden] high ...

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And even more in KILOMETERS!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (whSpP)

125 am worried that, uh, if we continue, ummm, to drill that our planet will, ehh, collapse.

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D)umb at

Right after Guam flips over.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (MGB5H)

126 no here in Washington state. $4.09 @ Safeway to $4.59 at other local stations. Everything in the state of Washington that dems touch turns to shit.

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Eh. I’d trade no state income tax for $4 gas.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (9iyS+)

127 My state tacks on $150 registration per year for EVs. Justification being you’re not paying the gas tax. But you’re still buying electricity which has all sorts of state taxes per kilowatt hour. So it’s a neat trick how the state gets to double dip like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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I read another state is now going to tax EV charging systems individually.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (WDjG6)

128 60 Here in NOVA/MD, gas is still hovering around 3 bucks per. Has been for years. These idiots ain't budging. A few outliers are at 2.77 or so, but by far the exception. Some as high as 3.50+. They gotta be profitable as hell if production costs have dropped that low nationally.
Posted by: Mr Wolf at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (SOGBX)

I'm not sure where you are, but where I am in western Prince William, I paid $2.61 last night and saw a couple of high $2.50s on the drive home. They've dropped a little in the last week.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (a/dOO)

129 everything in all our landfills will be subducted and recycled.
Posted by: fd

No math!

Posted by: Dyslexic Moron at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (w9Wax)

130 They're falling in red states while they remain high in Democrat-controlled states like California, Washington, and Hawaii.

Who can even guess why!

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Because God doesn't like commie rat bastards any more than I do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (L/fGl)

131 Afternoon Ace.
I hope the middle class "liberals" in blue states (my NY included) are green with envy. Of course they'll never ask to lower gas taxes but you can't expect much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (D+mpw)

132 "Lowering Energy Prices A Crisis For Speculators and Wreckers"

Posted by: NYT at December 10, 2025 12:47 PM (pEFY5)

133 Remember a few months ago that big oil refinery fire at the Chevron refinery in El Segundo, CA? Some folks around here predicted that might cause Cali gas prices to spike. Did it?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 12:47 PM (xT8gx)

134 The NYT is concerned about...the oil industry.Sure.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 12:47 PM (YwEeS)

135 outright reversals in certain markets (especially in Texas)."

Younger was surprised while chatting with old hs and kolledge mates to find that he bought a nice place (near Houston) for half of what most were looking at elsewhere...

Hmmm.

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:47 PM (XuXeR)

136 I thought I'd read very high beef prices were due to some cow population problem? And that to repopulate will take a long time? I can't recall why there are so many fewer cattle than in the past.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2025 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

137 60 Here in NOVA/MD, gas is still hovering around 3 bucks per. Has been for years. These idiots ain't budging. A few outliers are at 2.77 or so, but by far the exception. Some as high as 3.50+. They gotta be profitable as hell if production costs have dropped that low nationally.
Posted by: Mr Wolf at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (SOGBX)

You must be on the wrong NOVA side...Fairfax is cheaper and Prince William is WAY cheaper...

$2.79-$2.87 at most Fairfax City stations and stays that way as you branch out - there are "el cheapos" and there are pricier "we don't want to sell gas" places, but the norm all over is under $3 today...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2025 12:47 PM (tOcjL)

138 My state tacks on $150 registration per year for EVs. Justification being you’re not paying the gas tax. But you’re still buying electricity which has all sorts of state taxes per kilowatt hour. So it’s a neat trick how the state gets to double dip like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


Probably because electricity taxes don't go towards road upkeep.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:47 PM (+Oyis)

139 124 "That is MILES away from the all-time [Biden] high ...

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And even more in KILOMETERS!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (whSpP)

I get all knotted up over these length measures...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

140 Think of it - gas prices falling and the President hammered CAFE regulations!

We're entering the new Golden Age of American Auto Design, baby!

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (rj6Yv)

141 The word on the street is that there is a coming "gut of oil" that will lower prices even more.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (RHGPo)

142 125 am worried that, uh, if we continue, ummm, to drill that our planet will, ehh, collapse.

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D)umb at

Right after Guam flips over.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (MGB5H)

Is THAT how one flips real estate in Guam?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

143 Speaking of prices, here is something I learned at Thanksgiving about what the young people are looking for in housing (at least the young people in our family that live in Greensboro, NC)... They are looking at SCHOOL DISTRICTS. And the good school districts apparently are in high demand and push up house prices that would be much lower if they looked in the outer counties and were content to send their kids to lower performing county schools.

This has always been the case in NoVa. School districts drive everything, which is why the School Board does it's best to destroy everyone's property values by moving the boundaries.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

144 What are gas prices near you?at

Posted by: Ace at 12:30 PM

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Stuck at $2.799/gallon (Costco) for the past several weeks -- although expectations were that it would fall (across Arizona) another 15 to 30 cents by Christmas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (whSpP)

145 beef prices are still way high. I used to get the costco sirloin slices for like, I dunno, $19. It was so cheap I don't even remember the price.

I wanted to buy some earlier this week and it's like $30.
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2025 12:41 PM (1wjle)


My niece's husband told me this Spring that the price of a calf was what he could have sold a steer for a couple years prior. And even if you bought the calf there is always the chance of losing it before it gets big enough to butcher.

It takes a while to raise a cow to slaughtering age, and it will be a while before the domestic herds are back up. I hope beef from Argentina and Brazil will be easier to get. Did you know they raise a lot of beef in Venezuela?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (rbvCR)

146 123 So now the Left is worried about Oil Producers making less money?

I'm am confused.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

All bad things are caused by Orange Man bad. All good things that cannot easily be attributed to Democrats are considered like the weather, just there by pure coincidence. So it will be with employment figures, peace, etc.

It is an axiom of reality of for leftists that nothing good in society or the world can ever come from doings of Trump and/or MAGA.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:49 PM (WDjG6)

147 16 What are gas prices near you?

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$3.29... Oregon. We consider that cheap around here. We obviously don't us the extra money to fix the roads, so it must go to saving the environment (ie enriching democrats)

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 10, 2025 12:49 PM (nJthq)

148 I thought I'd read very high beef prices were due to some cow population problem? And that to repopulate will take a long time? I can't recall why there are so many fewer cattle than in the past.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Cow pop problem due to drought, feed & possible screw-worm infestation.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:49 PM (+Oyis)

149
Finally, the wise choices of Jennifer Granholm and Pete Butagieg are beginning to be felt in the market.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 12:49 PM (Y8DZL)

150 My niece's husband told me this Spring that the price of a calf was what he could have sold a steer for a couple years prior. And even if you bought the calf there is always the chance of losing it before it gets big enough to butcher.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (rbvCR)

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This actually just happened to my boss a couple of weeks ago. He went in on a cow with his dad, and it died.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:49 PM (DRSnL)

151 Stuck at $2.799/gallon (Costco) for the past several weeks -- although expectations were that it would fall (across Arizona) another 15 to 30 cents by Christmas.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (whSpP)
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$2.59 here at Costco last night.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:50 PM (WDjG6)

152 The abiotic oil theory says that oil is a natural by-product of the high temperatures at the core of the earth and surfaces thru levels of strata that contain plant/animal fossil remnants and become embedded into the oil.
Thus causing the name "fossil fuels".
Given the finding of major oil deposits are extremely deep levels in the ocean, where it's very difficult to explain how the plant/animal remnants could actually occur, has led to more support for the theory.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at December 10, 2025 12:50 PM (MNCvZ)

153 In Pennsylvania, after the Democrats took control of the State House, they raised the gas tax higher than California, but California raised theirs even more so Pennsylvania is now with the 3rd highest gas tax.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

154 Cow pop problem due to drought, feed & possible screw-worm infestation.
Posted by: rickb223 at December

And the Biden admin disastrous policies.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 12:50 PM (MGB5H)

155 $3.96 in Northern Nevada.

Or East California, as the newly arrived communists like to call it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 10, 2025 12:50 PM (vK/Ja)

156 108 yeah, no here in Washington state. $4.09 @ Safeway to $4.59 at other local stations. Everything in the state of Washington that dems touch turns to shit. Higher diesel prices / gas prices lead to higher grocery prices. The list goes on and on.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (GL+EM)

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You must be on the west side. I'm at $3.69 on the east side.



Yes. Near a little town which is left of Leon Trotsky. Port Townsend Wa..

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 10, 2025 12:51 PM (GL+EM)

157 I paid $2.19 a gallon for 87 octane unleaded at a QuickTrip in Richardson, TX on Dec 8.

I saw $1.99 a gallon in Corpus Christi late last week (just one place, most were $2.10-$2.15), but Corpus generally has about the cheapest gas in the state due to proximity to refineries and almost zero transport costs.

Posted by: Sloucho at December 10, 2025 12:51 PM (Ym0Nd)

158 If NM has so much oil, why is it such a downtrodden shithole of a state?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Corruption. Been described as "Sopranos with a different accent". There are a couple of families that run *everything*. Current governor is an avowed communist, which doesn't help.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 10, 2025 12:51 PM (lFFaq)

159 Buy a cheap house in a shitty school district and send the kid to private school. Probably works out better financially.

Not every neighborhood in a bad school district is a bad ‘hood. School district boundaries can be gerrymandered so that nice areas get lumped together with shit areas to get more tax revenue.

But the price of homes in said ‘hoods can be 30% cheaper than a comparable home a few blocks away .

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:51 PM (9iyS+)

160 Just more economic ignorance from the NYT--low prices don't "squeeze" the energy industry. The "margin" is baked in--they're going to make their money when prices are high and make their money when prices are low. The only thing that changes when policies change is the *cost* of producing the energy. When the cost drops, consumers and business benefit.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (TN0g+)

161 I just re-registered my car plates this morning. Maryland used to have 2 year registration at $135 and Gov. Tax Moore decided it would be a good idea to double that tax. To hide it they now do one year registration for $120. I am sure there are people who think the cost has gone down. God do I ever hate democrats

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (Bo9Yf)

162 Just got gas this morning. Just outside Nashville, 2.29 a gallon.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (Lo5Xg)

163 Gas is high in PA as well because of the gas tax

But the roads still suck

PennDOT sucks

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (OTdqV)

164 My niece's husband told me this Spring that the price of a calf was what he could have sold a steer for a couple years prior. And even if you bought the calf there is always the chance of losing it before it gets big enough to butcher.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (rbvCR)

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This actually just happened to my boss a couple of weeks ago. He went in on a cow with his dad, and it died.
Posted by: Jordan61


We just had three calves dropped in the last three weeks since our cold snap. They always seem to throw a calf when it gets cold.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (+Oyis)

165 Buy a cheap house in a shitty school district and send the kid to private school. Probably works out better financially.

Given the price of private school tuition, that is almost never true.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

166 Vacancies are rising in some markets blamed in the media on overproduction of rental housing.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (WDjG6)


And house prices are so high because of a shortage of housing.
Years of customer service allows me to say that with a straight face.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (rbvCR)

167 You can't drill your way out of high gas prices!

Posted by: Stuff democrats say at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

168 no here in Washington state. $4.09 @ Safeway to $4.59 at other local stations. Everything in the state of Washington that dems touch turns to shit.


Hey!
A Shit Tax!
Great idea!
And it'll be 'for the children.'

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (P845J)

169
$3.80 for regular at Costco in San Diego County.

If something doesn't change here, I expect the depraved CA state government to send it a lot higher.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (azNOR)

170 Oil Prices Dropped 19% Helping Drivers, but Squeezing the Industry

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What, Seizing the Industry wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (whSpP)

171 Oregon has no sales tax. Wash has no income tax.
You guys really can’t complain too much about high gas prices. Same with Nevada.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (9iyS+)

172 Probably because electricity taxes don't go towards road upkeep"

Funny. Anyone belive road use taxes go to roads?

/bikepaths'r'us

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (XuXeR)

173 "Unaccountably, and probably due to Something The Democrats Did, gas prices are falling across the nation."

Well let's see, Dems drive up the cost of oil, filling Putin's war chest and he invades his neighbor. Then Trump comes in and unleashes US production driving down costs and Putin quiets down.

Then Biden gets in and we do it all over again. So, kind of due to Democrats inability to learn.

Trump's been driving production here and elsewhere (Saudi, etc.) because they're trying to take Russian oil off the market militarily.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (pIfcn)

174 Just more economic ignorance from the NYT--low prices don't "squeeze" the energy industry.

==

"Won't anybody think of the oil execs?!"

Coming from the NYT, it seems a bit, shall we say, incongruent.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

175 The word on the street is that there is a coming "gut of oil" that will lower prices even more.

Using Olestra to produce "oil"?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2025 12:54 PM (/HDaX)

176 yes, beef prices are way up

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 12:54 PM (g47mK)

177 In Pennsylvania, after the Democrats took control of the State House, they raised the gas tax higher than California

It's always a shock driving into Maryland, New Jersey, and New York (could you get more Blue?) and seeing substantially cheaper gas prices. And they have smooth roads, too!

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 12:54 PM (Y3swt)

178 I’m ready to nominate Trump as emperor for life right now… of course I’m just one voter….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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[climbs on bandwagon]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 12:54 PM (XeU6L)

179 Probably because electricity taxes don't go towards road upkeep.
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I'm no longer convinced that *anything* goes for anything when it comes to state and federal government. Most of it is just a racket on top of rackets on top of other rackets.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 12:54 PM (TN0g+)

180 141 The word on the street is that there is a coming "gut of oil" that will lower prices even more.
Posted by: SMOD
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Elites in Euroland are terrified that fracking starts there (and they do have regions where it is likely to work including the UK). But, I also noticed China's trade surplus hit $1 trillion bucks. US exports though are down 29 percent for the year so far. That means a lot more of Chinese mfg shit is going to Euroland instead--trade deficit estimates are now about $400 billion with China for this year at the very least.

At some point, the balance of trade deficits and suffocation of mfg in Euroland is going to force them to develop their untapped resources in oil and gas.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:55 PM (WDjG6)

181 I filled my Suburban yesterday at 1.18 Loonies per liter, which is the best price for miles around right now. That works out to about $3.20 USD per U.S. gallon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 12:55 PM (npFr7)

182 This actually just happened to my boss a couple of weeks ago. He went in on a cow with his dad, and it died.
Posted by: Jordan61

*takes notes*

Posted by: Carroll Shelby at December 10, 2025 12:55 PM (w9Wax)

183 PennDOT has always sucked.

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:55 PM (XuXeR)

184 Hey!
A Shit Tax!
Great idea!
And it'll be 'for the children.'

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (P845J)

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"That would have a disparate impact on the obese, fat-shaming h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:55 PM (whSpP)

185 Gas is 4.59 in Seattle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2025 12:55 PM (W2Pud)

186 A nice, Turbine Bamboo Furnace and Generator could jump us into a bright future, one without Pandas.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at December 10, 2025 12:55 PM (oftw2)

187 171 Oregon has no sales tax. Wash has no income tax.
You guys really can’t complain too much about high gas prices. Same with Nevada.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (9iyS+)

Come to NY, you get to pay sales tax on the excise tax. It's like a Double Stuffed shit sandwich.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 10, 2025 12:55 PM (pIfcn)

188 Sam's Club Durham, NC $2.71 for unleaded regular.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (rj6Yv)

189 "My niece's husband told me this Spring that the price of a calf was what he could have sold a steer for a couple years prior. And even if you bought the calf there is always the chance of losing it before it gets big enough to butcher.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:48 PM (rbvCR)"

We buy a heifer or steer every year from my wife's family and have for the last 15 years. Never had one die. They ranch about 20 miles north of Hondo, TX.

We got a black angus steer this year that is the best beef I've ever had. Even the round steak is tender! The sirloins and ribeyes are phenomenal. Love buying beef wholesale, want to get a source for hogs, too. I had one but the guy stopped selling them onesy twosy. If anyone knows a source to purchase whole hogs for butchering I'd appreciate knowing.

Posted by: Sloucho at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (Ym0Nd)

190 There sure is a lot of unexpectedly in the news lately.
Also it's funny how all the dims can't shut up about affordability now. But they didn't have jackshit to say about it when the vegetable was in office and inflation was at 9%.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (Lo97M)

191 Hey!
A Shit Tax!
Great idea!
And it'll be 'for the children.'

Posted by: Diogenes at

Is it on volume, weight, frequency?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (MGB5H)

192 Given the price of private school tuition, that is almost never true.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (Riz8t)


Tuition for a good school in my area is $15kish a year. If you save $1k in mortgage with a cheaper house and lower property tax it works out. For one kid anyway.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (9iyS+)

193 167 You can't drill your way out of high gas prices!
Posted by: Stuff democrats say at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

IT'LL TAKE 20 YEARS BEFORE THE PRODUCTION COMES ON LINE!

GIVE UP!

GET IN LINE!

SUBMIT!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (bss/y)

194 185 Gas is 4.59 in Seattle.
Posted by: nurse ratched

🤯

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (6U1c2)

195 "Unaccountably, and probably due to Something The Democrats Did, gas prices are falling across the nation."
--

"Biden policies taking effect!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (XeU6L)

196 Given the finding of major oil deposits are extremely deep levels in the ocean, where it's very difficult to explain how the plant/animal remnants could actually occur, has led to more support for the theory.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy


Not really. The oceans have been constantly changing levels. Further, plate tectonics explains some as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 12:57 PM (mlg/3)

197 If Trump keeps lowering prices, soon it will be $19 …

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 10, 2025 12:57 PM (IQBae)

198
It's possible to fill up in Ohio, drive across Pennsylvania on I-80, and reach Maryland on one tank.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 12:57 PM (Y8DZL)

199 Until beef comes down in price, I've been mostly buying pork.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 12:57 PM (cYBz/)

200 176 yes, beef prices are way up
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 12:54 PM (g47mK)

That said, Target put their shaved beef steak from Demakes Bros on sale for $8/lb today ($7 for 14 oz), so I bought it. Easiest way to get non ground beef (and non total garbage - sorry Steakums) in my diet with a ton of veg. Amazon's cheap bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, and shredded cheese (for the kids) make for 1/2 and 1/2 sandwiches for 6 with a little under 2 lbs of the meat...with ketchup (one of the few things I always use that for)...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2025 12:57 PM (tOcjL)

201
We just had three calves dropped in the last three weeks since our cold snap. They always seem to throw a calf when it gets cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (+Oyis)


Are you running a cow/calf operation? How many head?

It's branding time here, calving is in the fall.

Posted by: Caligirl at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (gpah0)

202 Oregon has no sales tax. Wash has no income tax.
You guys really can’t complain too much about high gas prices. Same with Nevada.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (9iyS+)

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Can I complain about the property taxes? Because those are insane, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

203 199 Until beef comes down in price, I've been mostly buying pork.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 12:57 PM (cYBz/)

You can't swing a dead cat in a grocery store without hitting some type of chicken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (bss/y)

204 3.79 for Diesel this morning...

Posted by: Inogame at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (53oGX)

205 I paid $2.80 yesterday, which is nowhere near the lows I have seen around here.

The state government jacked up gas taxes several years ago, and shockingly, astoundingly! New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians no longer come to NJ for cheap fuel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 12:35 PM (n9ltV)

Its a lot cheaper in these parts of jersey. I saw it in the $2.60s a few weeks ago. Some stations are whores, but there are stations where its cheaper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (snZF9)

206
Didn't Exxon just come up with a way to make fracking 20% more efficient?

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (Y8DZL)

207 Huge production of oil, lower prices worldwide, who knew!
Water is wet too!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (jFNww)

208 183 PennDOT has always sucked.
Posted by: man

What do you mean? We caused thousands of accidents and millions of man-hours of lost time and inconvenience.

Posted by: The Breezewood "Interchange" at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (oftw2)

209 Elites in Euroland are terrified that fracking starts there (and they do have regions where it is likely to work including the UK). But, I also noticed China's trade surplus hit $1 trillion bucks. US exports though are down 29 percent for the year so far. That means a lot more of Chinese mfg shit is going to Euroland instead--trade deficit estimates are now about $400 billion with China for this year at the very least.

At some point, the balance of trade deficits and suffocation of mfg in Euroland is going to force them to develop their untapped resources in oil and gas.


Macron was just begging Xi to buy more French goods to forestall a collapse of the French economy. I'm not sure how many more escargot China can take, though.

https://is.gd/PXvsOS

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

210 Probably because electricity taxes don't go towards road upkeep.

Depends on the State and depends on the roads.

In Texas, gasoline excise taxes go mostly to the education cartels, just like a large portion of oil severance royalties.

As for the roads, surface roads are usually paid for out of general revenue so don't throw rocks at EV, hybrids and bicyclists that drive on Texas roads.

Limited Access freeways though do come out of gasoline taxes, bridge and road fees, tolls and occasionally loot from the FedGov.

In fact, over half of Texas state expenditures is wasted on that fraud known as Public Education.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (BvPIe)

211
Cow pop problem due to drought, feed & possible screw-worm infestation.
Posted by: rickb223


Bird flu replaced by cow flu.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (pkeXY)

212 Hey, NYT! If the oil industry is being squeezed, maybe that means they are not "price-gouging" like you often accuse.

Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (FMtrg)

213 185 Gas is 4.59 in Seattle.
Posted by: nurse ratched

But the beach!

Posted by: choices at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (FCWhv)

214 199 Until beef comes down in price, I've been mostly buying pork.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 12:57 PM (cYBz/)

We usually have a prime rib for Christmas but the lowest price I've seen so far is $14. 99 a pound...And it's not prime....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (VE6XX)

215 California - your high costs are directly related to D policies.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (C3IAS)

216 I saw $2.12/ gal. for regular, cash, this morning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (wzUl9)

217 I saw Loonies Per Liter open for Sweet Poutine at Tim Hortons in 2018.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 01:00 PM (whSpP)

218 >What do you mean? We caused thousands of accidents and millions of man-hours of lost time and inconvenience.

Posted by: The Breezewood "Interchange" at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (oftw2)

The Vine St. Expressway has entered the chat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 10, 2025 01:00 PM (NgqoH)

219 What are gas prices near you?

Posted by: Ace

$3.859/gallon

Nuck Fewsom

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 10, 2025 01:00 PM (z8ihD)

220 fact, over half of Texas state expenditures is wasted on that fraud known as Public Education.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

And that's AFTER the improvement in costs from consolidation.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 01:00 PM (MGB5H)

221 There is what I think is an unsubstantiated claim that Maduro's former Intel chief has released a list of US Senators Venezuela has been giving money to, in return for favorable legislation.

I await confirmation because I always thought our two rat-bastard Senators were on the take from our enemies

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 01:00 PM (rbvCR)

222 I wonder if some chains are intentionally keeping prices up and increasing prices to screw with Trump.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 01:00 PM (g47mK)

223 Costco is a lefty enterprise , no ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 01:00 PM (g47mK)

224 Can I complain about the property taxes? Because those are insane, too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

You’re still better off than with an income tax. I’ve lived in states with and without income tax. Even with higher property tax higher gas tax higher whatever tax it was still a good trade off.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:01 PM (9iyS+)

225 The PRC jumped their exports to the US earlier this year to beat the new tariff regime.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 01:01 PM (rj6Yv)

226 It's possible to fill up in Ohio, drive across Pennsylvania on I-80, and reach Maryland on one tank.

Hit it!

Posted by: This message brought to you by Waymo and Waze at December 10, 2025 01:01 PM (Y3swt)

227
Macron was just begging Xi to buy more French goods to forestall a collapse of the French economy. I'm not sure how many more escargot China can take, though.

I hear China has a mime shortage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 01:02 PM (pkeXY)

228 PennDOT has always sucked.
Posted by: man

What do you mean? We caused thousands of accidents and millions of man-hours of lost time and inconvenience.
Posted by: The Breezewood "Interchange"

I've heard that they are finally going to correct that abortion of a interchange. Amazing how laws and policies seem to be created to fu what is best for the people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 01:02 PM (cYBz/)

229 Re private schools,
The national average private school tuition is $15,000 per year (2025-26).

The private elementary school average tuition cost is $14,021 per year and the private high school average is $17,986 per year.
Source privateschoolreview dot com and this tracks with similar official although more dated figures.

At 15k per year, it would take about 19k in income before taxes per kid per year. Then also savings for university study. You would have to balance that with a number of other factors, commuting costs, public safety, property taxes (often the saving on crappy housing in blue areas is minimal on property taxes or even negative), and age of housing.

Some states give generous tax breaks of one sort or another on private education; others do not.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:02 PM (WDjG6)

230 224 Can I complain about the property taxes? Because those are insane, too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

Hey, here in CA we have it all.... High property taxes, high gas prices, high sales tax, high Vehicle registration taxes....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:02 PM (VE6XX)

231 Macron was just begging Xi to buy more French goods to forestall a collapse of the French economy. I'm not sure how many more escargot China can take, though.

I hear China has a mime shortage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, J

That's a lot of baguettes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 01:02 PM (MGB5H)

232 I saw $2.12/ gal. for regular, cash, this morning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (wzUl9)
=======


Is there a discount for exact change?

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 01:02 PM (rj6Yv)

233 >I hear China has a mime shortage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 01:02 PM (pkeXY)








Posted by: marcel marceau at December 10, 2025 01:02 PM (NgqoH)

234 I don’t really understand why voters have soured Donald Trump and the GOP. In my opinion, he’s delivering.

I think, unfortunately, the tariif wars allowed the narrative to build that the reason why things are expensive are because of Trump‘s tariffs

Posted by: Maroon at December 10, 2025 01:03 PM (D7ri/)

235 2.49 cash price. Considering 57 cents tax per gallon pretty low.

Posted by: Regular American at December 10, 2025 01:03 PM (AoMt0)

236 Gas prices here around the 2.29/ gallon range.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 01:03 PM (pDt9x)

237 Gas is 4.59 in Seattle.
Posted by: nurse ratched

But the beach!
Posted by: choices at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (FCWhv)

---------------

I lost my wedding ring around our 20th anniversary after going for a swim (following an Alaskan cruise) in the Pacific with friends on Vashon Island last year.

[I'm surprised I didn't manage to lose it before then -- and had a couple of close calls, one necessitating the purchase of a metal detector to scour our backyard lawn.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 01:03 PM (whSpP)

238 Oregon has no sales tax. Wash has no income tax.
You guys really can’t complain too much about high gas prices. Same with Nevada.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:53 PM (9iyS+)


Go back and ask your handlers for better insults

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 01:03 PM (rbvCR)

239 Sumbitch is anti-science!

Rep. Haley Stevens
@RepHaleyStevens
Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

-
Also the beautiful and charming Rep. Haley Stevens.

https://is.gd/M6C63Z

I don't know whether I believe in science but I definitely believe in witches.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:04 PM (L/fGl)

240 237

I lost my wedding ring around our 20th anniversary after going for a swim (following an Alaskan cruise) in the Pacific with friends on Vashon Island last year.

[I'm surprised I didn't manage to lose it before then -- and had a couple of close calls, one necessitating the purchase of a metal detector to scour our backyard lawn.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 01:03 PM (whSpP)

Increase your salt intake.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 01:04 PM (pDt9x)

241 TBF HI will always have higher gas prices just because everything has to be shipped in.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 01:04 PM (rQwsY)

242 Hey, here in CA we have it all.... High property taxes, high gas prices, high sales tax, high Vehicle registration taxes....
Posted by: It's me donna

And our roads are still shit.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (z8ihD)

243 I have mixed feelings about the fear of Newscum. The danger is the AWFLs who will swoon over his bitchin' hair. But I don't see him as any different than any of the rest. They are all terrible. This is the same reason I couldn't root for Cuomo.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (s0JqF)

244 $2.12 Casper, WY Sam's Club.

Posted by: Hamm on 5 at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (7Q0e+)

245 I've heard that the fact that we still have oil coming out of the ground in quantity means it has nothing to do with dinosaurs but if anyone here's got expertise I'd love to hear the details.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

Spoiler: there never was a "dinosaur" theory for the formation of oil. Not in the industry. The dinosaurs merely serve as a symbol for the age of the rocks most productive of oil. The presumption is that single celled marine organisms were the major source of the hydrocarbons. I have read suggestions that pollen from land plants, washed into the seas by rivers, might also play a role.

I will note that the "biotic" theory of oil has a track record of success. The abiotic theory, to the extent that is has been tested at all, has yielded dry holes. Hard to get financing to drill a well, if the expectation is that it will be a dry hole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (npFr7)

246 Also the beautiful and charming Rep. Haley Stevens.

https://is.gd/M6C63Z

I don't know whether I believe in science but I definitely believe in witches.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

She looks like Sloth's (Goonies) daughter.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (MGB5H)

247 224 Can I complain about the property taxes? Because those are insane, too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

You’re still better off than with an income tax. I’ve lived in states with and without income tax. Even with higher property tax higher gas tax higher whatever tax it was still a good trade off.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Highly dependent on locale. Some states have relatively low property but higher sales taxes with no income tax, TN for example. Texas seems to have high sales tax coupled with higher than average property tax rates depending on locale (TX is a big state). Others, like Florida, have no income tax, spiking property values, favorable sales tax, but you spend a lot on insurance for homes.

Some mags track this stuff but always do your own homework and tax planning prior to a move on your individual situation.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (WDjG6)

248 Filled up for $2.07/ gal at Plainview, TX.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (rQwsY)

249 234 I don’t really understand why voters have soured Donald Trump and the GOP. In my opinion, he’s delivering.

I think, unfortunately, the tariif wars allowed the narrative to build that the reason why things are expensive are because of Trump‘s tariffs

Posted by: Maroon at December 10, 2025 01:03 PM (D7ri/)

=======

They haven't.

People are taking elections with 25% turnout and asserting that they reflect elections in a year that will have 80% turnout.

It's just that high propensity voters are now Democrat voters. Those voters that turn out for every bond issue and city council special election, they're Democrat leaners now. In the early 2010s, they were Republicans.

And Democrats kept winning the White House and forcing policy changes through the administrative powers, making winning midterms shockingly meaningless.

No one knows how to turn low propensity voters into high propensity voters. It's just a learned habit. Concentrated and proven effective GOTV efforts can help at the margins, but ultimately, most people in Miami probably had no idea there was even an election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

250 The "peeled" Prime tenderloin was $38 a pound.
===
Considering taking up cattle ranching in Ohio. Not for profit. But with my own herd i can at least have access to steak at cost.

Posted by: Regular American at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (AoMt0)

251 $3.49/gal last night in SoCal (San Diego).

Oddly, there will be no "investigations" of the price drops, as has happened half a dozen times in the past when prices rose. This goes back to my yute.

The astonishing power of the ignorance/envy combo was one of the first things I recall making we wonder about public policy and even economics. And of course it was classic. Oil companies explained: 1) only one small pipeline to SD from refineries in LA, thus, supply/transport cost 2) far fewer gas stations in SD than LA, thus, less competition.

Incredible! Like quantum physics or something!!!

Later, I (and others) on the Senate floor marveled, aghast, at the idiotic Dem fulminations about "windfall profits!!" in the oil industry, and industry that is by nature cyclical, and has some of the most capital-intensive operations of any. And let's not forget Congress having "hearings" about gas prices. Economic illiteracy and envy tragically form the basis for many peoples' "worldview".

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 01:06 PM (U/Byj)

252 It's branding time here, calving is in the fall.
Posted by: Caligirl
-------
"The long river winds through green years and dry years
Brand them in the spring ship them in the fall..."

Ian & Sylvia, 'Where The Short Grass Grows'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnvFVbEuURI

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 01:06 PM (XeU6L)

253 >Also the beautiful and charming Rep. Haley Stevens.

https://is.gd/M6C63Z

I don't know whether I believe in science but I definitely believe in witches.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:04 PM (L/fGl)

She's a walking ad for Thorazine.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 10, 2025 01:06 PM (NgqoH)

254

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 10, 2025 01:06 PM (DDJSl)

255 233 >I hear China has a mime shortage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 01:02 PM (pkeXY)








Posted by: marcel marceau


What he said!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell's aide at December 10, 2025 01:06 PM (Riz8t)

256 Have a lot lot of cows around here. Opportunities to get good local beef, as well as pork. Even have sheep, if mutton is what someone wants.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 01:07 PM (pDt9x)

257 Also the beautiful and charming Rep. Haley Stevens.

https://is.gd/M6C63Z

I don't know whether I believe in science but I definitely believe in witches.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Wow. When Elizabeth Moss is better looking than you are...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2025 01:07 PM (/HDaX)

258
when was the last time the NYT gave a shit about what happens to the energy industry? they actively cheer its destruction and when the industry lost tens of thousands of jobs in 2015/2016, i don't recall a sob story. i heard 'learn to code'
Posted by: John Galt at December 10, 2025 12:44 PM (mGkIn)



As long as New Yawk has a steady supply of hand-made artisian bagels, made with locally-grown wheat...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2025 01:07 PM (y9nCu)

259 I will note that the "biotic" theory of oil has a track record of success. The abiotic theory, to the extent that is has been tested at all, has yielded dry holes. Hard to get financing to drill a well, if the expectation is that it will be a dry hole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=========
I think lander investigations of places like Saturn and Jupiter moons are probably going to shed some light on abiotic theories. Outerspace has quite a bit of carbon floating around apparently.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:07 PM (WDjG6)

260 239 Sumbitch is anti-science!

Rep. Haley Stevens
@RepHaleyStevens
Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

-
Also the beautiful and charming Rep. Haley Stevens.

https://is.gd/M6C63Z

I don't know whether I believe in science but I definitely believe in witches.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:04 PM (L/fGl)

Seems like some dems have been drinking the water...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

261 259 I will note that the "biotic" theory of oil has a track record of success. The abiotic theory, to the extent that is has been tested at all, has yielded dry holes. Hard to get financing to drill a well, if the expectation is that it will be a dry hole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=========
I think lander investigations of places like Saturn and Jupiter moons are probably going to shed some light on abiotic theories. Outerspace has quite a bit of carbon floating around apparently.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:07 PM (WDjG6)

Titan.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

262 Exxon should be fellating Trump and enthusiastically, but gently, juggling his balls. The Venezuelans were making moves towards using force to take oil fields in neighboring Guyana.

Those fields contain major Exxon holdings including wells that produce for $27/barrel give or take. They are among the cheapest producing wells Exxon has and the most profitable.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 10, 2025 01:08 PM (pIfcn)

263 Hey, NYT! If the oil industry is being squeezed, maybe that means they are not "price-gouging" like you often accuse.

100% certainty that that's what they'll say as soon as prices tick back up.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:08 PM (3nLb4)

264 Highly dependent on locale. Some states have relatively low property but higher sales taxes with no income tax, TN for example. Texas seems to have high sales tax coupled with higher than average property tax rates depending on locale (TX is a big state). Others, like Florida, have no income tax, spiking property values, favorable sales tax, but you spend a lot on insurance for homes.

Some mags track this stuff but always do your own homework and tax planning prior to a move on your individual situation.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (WDjG6)

TX at the local level has politicians that very cheerfully raise property taxes for everything a do anything. It is worth remembering that the only thing TX does is write the rules for localities to impose property taxes. And due to people voting for bond issues upon hearing the promise that they won’t raise property taxes (they do, they have to be paid off with interest), the rates rise to pay for the interest.

TX can have lower property taxes but they cheerfully elect local governments that see the taxpayers as nothing more than ATMs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 01:08 PM (rQwsY)

265 >>>Highly dependent on locale.

When moving from Texas to Missouri, I was annoyed I now had to pay state income tax, personal property tax (seriously wtf?) and sales tax on some things that were exempted in Texas like groceries.

I wound up coming out ahead. Texas has sky high property taxes even in many rural areas. 6th highest in the country. Plus a pretty darn high sales tax.

Texas has to pay for all those massive freeways and all the illegals in the school somehow.

Posted by: brak at December 10, 2025 01:08 PM (jGJov)

266 The "peeled" Prime tenderloin was $38 a pound.

Tenderloin of what, a child?

Posted by: Crissy Teegan at December 10, 2025 01:09 PM (bucPA)

267 Is it possible that oil could be both biotic and abiotic? Or is that just Splitter talk?

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 01:09 PM (pDt9x)

268 Also the beautiful and charming Rep. Haley Stevens.

https://is.gd/M6C63Z

I don't know whether I believe in science but I definitely believe in witches.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:04 PM (L/fGl)

Seems like some dems have been drinking the water...
------

Haley looks like she's been drinking the ice cream...

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 01:09 PM (TN0g+)

269 Highly dependent on locale. Some states have relatively low property but higher sales taxes with no income tax, TN for example. Texas seems to have high sales tax coupled with higher than average property tax rates depending on locale (TX is a big state). Others, like Florida, have no income tax, spiking property values, favorable sales tax, but you spend a lot on insurance for homes.



That’s kind of my point. In the end it all balances out. Which is why I’m saying paying $4.50 an extra gas in Seattle but having no income tax and somewhat higher property taxes vs a place with 2.50 gas, is a wash.

Of course it depends on income and how much you drive but for the typical person it’s a wash.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:09 PM (9iyS+)

270 Exxon should be fellating Trump and enthusiastically, but gently, juggling his balls. The Venezuelans were making moves towards using force to take oil fields in neighboring Guyana.

Those fields contain major Exxon holdings including wells that produce for $27/barrel give or take. They are among the cheapest producing wells Exxon has and the most profitable.


I did not know that.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 01:09 PM (Riz8t)

271 263 Hey, NYT! If the oil industry is being squeezed, maybe that means they are not "price-gouging" like you often accuse.

100% certainty that that's what they'll say as soon as prices tick back up.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:08 PM (3nLb4

Yep. Because the country is full of economic illiterates. Anyone who says “price gouging” confesses to being an economic illiterate.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 01:09 PM (rQwsY)

272 Hydrocarbons are constantly being recycled by the Earth. Over time everything in all our landfills will be subducted and recycled.
=
Hmm. Its as if some all knowing, all powerful, benevolent being created a systematic way to sustain humanity. PREPOSTEROUS!!!!!! ITS FERMENTED DINOSAURS I TELL YOU!!!!

Posted by: Regular American at December 10, 2025 01:10 PM (AoMt0)

273 Posted by: The Breezewood "Interchange" at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (oftw2)

First time I went through Breezewood almost 30 years ago now, I was like "WTF?"

Over time, I became kind of fond of it. We'd always stop there to have lunch when we were going back to see my family in Michigan. Our son seemed to enjoy it. Good memories.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:10 PM (77rzZ)

274 Oh, and something like 65 cents of current gas prices in CA are due to a *voter-approved* tax hike that took effect in July (which nicely cancelled out one of the larger price drops). So remove that, and CA prices would be mig-high $2 range.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 01:10 PM (U/Byj)

275 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:04 PM (L/fGl)

I wonder who's been paying her off?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (Nx5jP)

276 Price per barrel of crude is still in the sweet spot,at least that's what Billy Bob said on Landman.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (wBaIH)

277 Democrats really used to argue that the 7 year wait made drilling stupid and impossible. Bastards. How long have they been trying to implement their precious communism?

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (lF28Z)

278 What's good for the Michigoose....

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (lF28Z)

279 Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

I don't know why but that name always quacks me up.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (3nLb4)

280 5 I wonder what mass deportations have to do with the demand part of the supply/demand curve?

Probably nothing.

It's not like mass deportations is the solution to most of our economic problems, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Mass deportations will cause reductions in:

1 unemployment spending
2 housing prices
3 grocery prices
4 fuel prices
5 auto insurance
6 traffic accidents
7 hospital wait times
8 welfare spending
9 public school overcrowding
10 public school violence
11 murders
12 property crime
13 migrant camps and groups of peasants hanging out in front of Home Depot

Other than that, it will not have too big an effect.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (5yV+P)

281 Are you running a cow/calf operation? How many head?

It's branding time here, calving is in the fall.
Posted by: Caligirl


I'm not. We lease our land to a neighbor who runs cows on five or six different properties. He has one bull and about twenty cows. These cows will drop all winter long. He scoops up the calves after weaning and puts them on a different property until they ho to market.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (+Oyis)

282 -
Also the beautiful and charming Rep. Haley Stevens.

https://is.gd/M6C63Z

I don't know whether I believe in science but I definitely believe in witches.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:04 PM (L/fGl)



She's got big tits, so there's that.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

283 Given the price of private school tuition, that is almost never true.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

There are lots of options these days depending on what state you live in. If you aren't fixated on scholastic sports and fine arts, then there are hybrid homeschool-classroom organizations that are relatively cheap.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 10, 2025 01:12 PM (GD2xa)

284 280 Other than that, it will not have too big an effect.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (5yV+P)

=======

Yeah, but mass importations increase GDP.

So, import!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

285 Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

I don't know why but that name always quacks me up.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (3nLb4)

Sauce for the Michigoose.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

286 No one knows how to turn low propensity voters into high propensity voters. It's just a learned habit. Concentrated and proven effective GOTV efforts can help at the margins, but ultimately, most people in Miami probably had no idea there was even an election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)
>>

Dems have a vested interest in maintaining control of state and local government agencies and are willing to fund campaigns for candidates that support their interests (teachers unions, government workers labor unions, environmentalists, etc.). Non-Dems tend to vote with their wallets or their feet. The US presidency is the only office that has a nation-wide constituency, and that means both wallets and feet are on the line- hence, bigger turnout.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

287 It is taxed specifically to keep it on that proportion with gasoline.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:39 PM (rbvCR)

Also the pricing is now more in line with energy content of the fuel. Diesel packs more BTU's per gallon than gasoline. It used to be cheaper because refineries had to produce a lot of Diesel to get enough gasoline to sell. Because Diesel was cheaper, auto makers started bring Diesel-powered light trucks to market. Prior to the the 1980's, Diesel-powered pickups and passenger cars were a rare thing indeed. Now, they are everywhere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 01:13 PM (npFr7)

288 What's good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander.

Posted by: words to live by at December 10, 2025 01:13 PM (CUcQs)

289 Beef is ridiculous. This is why I have a freezer full of elk steaks, stew meat and burger. Same for venison. Just step out the back door onto the patio and BLAM! Tasty.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 01:13 PM (1zOXE)

290 Oh, and something like 65 cents of current gas prices in CA are due to a *voter-approved* tax hike that took effect in July
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It was 59 cents prior to the voters stupidly asserting "We'd all like to pay more."

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 01:13 PM (TN0g+)

291 Hmm. Its as if some all knowing, all powerful, benevolent being created a systematic way to sustain humanity. PREPOSTEROUS!!!!!! ITS FERMENTED DINOSAURS I TELL YOU!!!!
Posted by: Regular American


If hydrocarbons come from dinosaurs, someone needs to explain the oceans of liquid natural gas on the moon Titan.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:14 PM (eOfr8)

292 Macron was just begging Xi to buy more French goods to forestall a collapse of the French economy. I'm not sure how many more escargot China can take, though.

I hear China has a mime shortage.


And kidneys and other vital organs.

Totally Unrelated Thought: Isn't France awash in illegal aliens?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 01:14 PM (NzX/y)

293 It was 59 cents prior to the voters stupidly asserting "We'd all like to pay more."
Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 01:13 PM (TN0g+)

Some of us didn't

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 01:14 PM (VE6XX)

294 Hard to get financing to drill a well, if the expectation is that it will be a dry hole.

You are, how do you say, telling me!

Posted by: The Paolo at December 10, 2025 01:14 PM (2ocoG)

295 Also the beautiful and charming Rep. Haley Stevens.

https://is.gd/M6C63Z


I'm definitely switching to her for advice on my health.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 01:14 PM (0ZmKh)

296 Just filled up at $2.19 a gallon in Fort Smith.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2025 01:14 PM (gm9Sb)

297
If hydrocarbons come from dinosaurs, someone needs to explain the oceans of liquid natural gas on the moon Titan.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:14 PM



But they can REALLY predict the future climate patterns, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

298 By the end of Trump's first term, America was a gross exporter of oil and energy independent. This had been a stated bipartisan goal of America for generations. On Day One of his term, Biden terminated all domestic oil and gas lease activities and ended the Keystone pipeline.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 01:15 PM (WHfpM)

299 Drought is the reason for high beef prices. And it would affect bison too. Some areas did get rain this year and will be in better shape. My area is still considered in a drought. Probably close to two years to bring cattle to market.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 10, 2025 01:15 PM (+mUZM)

300 Deer down here are unimpressive. Small, lean, not like the fat Behemoths found up north, the grain fed ones.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 01:15 PM (pDt9x)

301
I'm not. We lease our land to a neighbor who runs cows on five or six different properties. He has one bull and about twenty cows. These cows will drop all winter long. He scoops up the calves after weaning and puts them on a different property until they ho to market.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 01:11 PM (+Oyis)

Deja vu, you've told me this before. That's cool you get to see everything and have none of the responsibilities.
Cows don't know it's Sunday.

Posted by: Caligirl at December 10, 2025 01:15 PM (gpah0)

302 Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

Space Dinosaurs. Dibs on this as a two-word movie pitch.

Posted by: Delurker at December 10, 2025 01:16 PM (xNHSX)

303 >>>Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

The Science is settled, scrunt. Michigoose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (dK+Kv)

304 My state tacks on $150 registration per year for EVs. Justification being you’re not paying the gas tax. But you’re still buying electricity which has all sorts of state taxes per kilowatt hour. So it’s a neat trick how the state gets to double dip like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:45 PM (9iyS+)

EVs are heavier and thus tear up the roads at a faster rate. Hence higher registration fees. To does this for that reason.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (rQwsY)

305 Cows don't know it's Sunday.
Posted by: Caligirl at December 10, 2025 01:15 PM (gpah0)



That's what cracked me up about when GWB changed 'daylight savings' and the farmers were all pissed off about it.

Uh, cows and plants can't tell time.......WTF do they care?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

306 Beef is ridiculous. This is why I have a freezer full of elk steaks, stew meat and burger. Same for venison. Just step out the back door onto the patio and BLAM! Tasty.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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You probably dont live in Chicago. Or is ELK code for Hobo?

Posted by: Regular American at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (AoMt0)

307 Over time, I became kind of fond of it. We'd always stop there to have lunch when we were going back to see my family in Michigan. Our son seemed to enjoy it. Good memories.
Posted by: Bulg

Some people are entertained by watching an ant hill. Doesn't mean it's a good use of your very limited time on earth.

Posted by: The Breezewood H8er! at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (oftw2)

308 Space Dinosaurs. Dibs on this as a two-word movie pitch.
Posted by: Delurker at December

Planet of Dinosaurs and 65 come to mind.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (MGB5H)

309
$3.33 per gallon this morning in Peoples Republik of Oregon.

It was $3.45 here last week.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (IifOV)

310 It will take 7 years before we feel the effects of mass deportations so we may as well not do it.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (lF28Z)

311 I'm old enough to remember the Houston papers whinging about low gas prices squeezing the industry under Reagan.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (gKWVE)

312 If hydrocarbons come from dinosaurs, someone needs to explain the oceans of liquid natural gas on the moon Titan.

Intergalactic spacefaring dinosaurs. They colonized Titan on their way to Earth.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (3nLb4)

313 >Well, not "across the nation." They're falling in red states while they remain high in Democrat-controlled states like California, Washington, and Hawaii.
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and Colorado
still paying well north of $3

our sodomite governor's bacchanalian lifestyle doesn't come cheap

chicken feathers and gold body paint is at a premium right now

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Remember The Maine! at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (PRDGu)

314 Increase your salt intake.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 01:04 PM (pDt9x)

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Funny.

Wifey has extremely low blood pressure -- always has -- and intentionally increases her salt intake to try and raise it.

[BTW, when I purchased our platinum wedding rings in 2004 they were about $500 each. When I bought my new replacement ring last year it was over $3,000.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 01:18 PM (R9fRY)

315 . On Day One of his term, Biden terminated all domestic oil and gas lease activities and ended the Keystone pipeline.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 01:15 PM (WHfpM)

And begged Iran and Venezuela to pump more oil.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 01:18 PM (rQwsY)

316 You probably dont live in Chicago. Or is ELK code for Hobo?
Posted by: Regular American at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (AoMt0)

Long elk.

Posted by: pelts for sale at December 10, 2025 01:18 PM (CUcQs)

317 No one knows how to turn low propensity voters into high propensity voters. It's just a learned habit. Concentrated and proven effective GOTV efforts can help at the margins, but ultimately, most people in Miami probably had no idea there was even an election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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GOP has to make direct contact with individuals. The science is there (see Alan Gerber's and Donald Green's field work experiments in 2000's on goosing turnout) but robocalls, junk mail fliers, etc. don't cut it.

It also means embracing early vote banking by the GOP. Trump made a switch from 2020 and suddenly promoted it heavily in 2024. Voting only on election day gives too much chance for Dem mischief like in Maricopa County AZ in 2022 or Bucks County in PA this year (retention elections for PA Sup. Ct).

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:18 PM (WDjG6)

318
I'm hearing Arizona, New Mexico & Nevada are going to be going through gas shortages as they get their gas from California.

Horse and buggy days are right around the corner.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 01:18 PM (IifOV)

319 It will take 7 years before we feel the effects of mass deportations so we may as well not do it.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (lF28Z)



My favorite argument.

"It will take years and billions of dollars to deport all the illegals."

"Oh, so we should just leave them the f*ck alone to sap all our resources all while the border STILL isn't shut? Are you retarded?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

320 Is coal abiotic?? Do not think so, but there is no relationship between coal and oil?

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 01:19 PM (pDt9x)

321 I can get $4.25 here in L.A.

Which is actually pretty good considering the Dems have us scheduled to go to $8.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 10, 2025 01:19 PM (asXVI)

322 Deja vu, you've told me this before. That's cool you get to see everything and have none of the responsibilities.
Cows don't know it's Sunday.
Posted by: Caligirl


I'm sure at some point it's going to change and then I'll have to get a starter herd and line up feed. But we'll have to do it to keep the ag valuation.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 01:19 PM (+Oyis)

323 Michigoose!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 10, 2025 01:19 PM (lF28Z)

324 Intergalactic spacefaring dinosaurs. They colonized Titan on their way to Earth.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Do not land on this planet. All others are yours.
Seems Arthur Clarke, though a pedo, anticipated your theory.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (WDjG6)

325 295 Also the beautiful and charming Rep. Haley Stevens.

https://is.gd/M6C63Z

I'm definitely switching to her for advice on my health.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 01:14 PM (0ZmKh)

She’s campaigning for common sense fork control?

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (rQwsY)

326 Macron was just begging Xi to buy more French goods to forestall a collapse of the French economy. I'm not sure how many more escargot China can take, though.

I hear China has a mime shortage.

And kidneys and other vital organs.

Totally Unrelated Thought: Isn't France awash in illegal aliens?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 01:14 PM (NzX/y)

Does China really need shitty, pretentious cuisine and backstabbing foreign policy?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (Da1lH)

327 our sodomite governor's bacchanalian lifestyle doesn't come cheap

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I always thought the Las Vegas casino card game for high rollers, Baccarat, should have been called Bacchanalia.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (R9fRY)

328 312 If hydrocarbons come from dinosaurs, someone needs to explain the oceans of liquid natural gas on the moon Titan.

Intergalactic spacefaring dinosaurs. They colonized Titan on their way to Earth.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (3nLb4)

This.

Get scienced, bruv.

Posted by: i love science at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (CUcQs)

329
It's not like mass deportations is the solution to most of our economic problems, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

We can't deport our way out of the immigration crisis! Or incarcerate our way out of violent crime!

Posted by: Some retarded Democrat leader at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (TbWk/)

330 state tacks on $150 registration per year for EVs. Justification being you’re not paying the gas tax. But you’re still buying electricity which has all sorts of state taxes per kilowatt hour. So it’s a neat trick how the state gets to double dip like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


Probably because electricity taxes don't go towards road upkeep.
==
56 cents a gallon. 12 gallon a week. 52 weeks a year. 349.44 for gas taxes. 150 a year you still got off cheap.

Posted by: Regular American at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (AoMt0)

331 "Oil output in New Mexico, the second-largest oil-producing state, hit a record 2.351 million bpd, while output from the federal offshore gulf region rose to 1.983 million bpd in September, the highest since February 2020."

Meanwhile, the delusional New Mexico Communists are still pushing their mandate that 43% of all new cars sold in New Mexico will be EVs in 2026 and 82% in 2031. They are so cute when they are hallucinating.


https://archive.ph/pnFGu

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (uv8gn)

332 Newscum

Hope his political career is in ashes after California fires. He'd make a disastrous president.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (fDGxj)

333 Cows don't know it's Sunday.
Posted by: Caligirl

Did someone say sundae???

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (lF28Z)

334 320 Is coal abiotic?? Do not think so, but there is no relationship between coal and oil?
Posted by: tubal
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Nope, you can actually see plant fossils in some coal. But ask AOP to be sure.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (WDjG6)

335 Highly dependent on locale. Some states have relatively low property but higher sales taxes with no income tax, TN for example. Texas seems to have high sales tax coupled with higher than average property tax rates depending on locale (TX is a big state). Others, like Florida, have no income tax, spiking property values, favorable sales tax, but you spend a lot on insurance for homes.

Some mags track this stuff but always do your own homework and tax planning prior to a move on your individual situation.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:05 PM (WDjG6)

I constantly tell this to a friend of mine who lives in Connecticut. My property taxes are 10K. His property taxes are around 5K for a house a 1/3 the size of mine, so he thinks he's doing good. Ah, but the luxury taxes he pays in connecticut cost him at least $1500 per car per year if its a newer car, and around $500 per year if its an old POS. He has 4 cars. I tell him you're not saving much, and you get to live in a shoe box for that privilege.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (snZF9)

336 We can't deport our way out of the immigration crisis! Or incarcerate our way out of violent crime!
Posted by: Some retarded Democrat

Ok, let's just kill em then.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 01:21 PM (MGB5H)

337 "In the end it all balances out. Which is why I’m saying paying $4.50 an extra gas in Seattle but having no income tax and somewhat higher property taxes vs a place with 2.50 gas, is a wash."

No, it isn't. Because the commies on the West Coast tax and regulate everything. I pay sales tax and some state tax in KS. It's still cheaper cost of living than WA state.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 10, 2025 01:21 PM (+mUZM)

338 Intergalactic spacefaring dinosaurs. They colonized Titan on their way to Earth.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:17 PM (3nLb4)

This.

Get scienced, bruv.
Posted by: i love science at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (CUcQs)



Pterodactyls could fly, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

339 She's got big tits, so there's that.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah but there is a reason for that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 01:21 PM (rQwsY)

340 Do not land on this planet. All others are yours.
Seems Arthur Clarke, though a pedo, anticipated your theory.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (WDjG6)

Every planet we reach is dead.

Posted by: Gorillaz at December 10, 2025 01:22 PM (dK+Kv)

341
When the US finally takes over Venezuela's Citgo the prices should get better.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 01:22 PM (IifOV)

342 332 Newscum

Hope his political career is in ashes after California fires. He'd make a disastrous president.
Posted by: Commissar
====
Polling, of course pro Dem leaning, indicates he got a big increase from his gerrymander crap-fighting Orangeman bad. Californians are suffering a massive decline in their living under Democrats yet are more interested in fighting Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:22 PM (WDjG6)

343 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2025 12:32 PM (x0n13)

JJ, if you're still here, I just sent you a link for a possible Morning Report story.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

344 Food companies raised prices and shrunk packages during COVID. They built hide margins and those companies became so lucrative there was international consolidation. They don’t want to give up those margins, just like Democrats don’t want to give up Obamacare Covid subsidies.

Food companies suck ass.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 10, 2025 01:22 PM (60OBK)

345 Long elk.

Posted by: pelts for sale at December 10, 2025 01:18 PM (CUcQs)

Cross elk.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 01:22 PM (lF28Z)

346 Need to start taxing sanctuary states for the extra costs for law enforcement. Seems fair, no?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2025 01:22 PM (wBaIH)

347 Think how much more oil we'd have if the Aliens hadn't eaten all the dinosaurs.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

348 299 Drought is the reason for high beef prices. And it would affect bison too. Some areas did get rain this year and will be in better shape. My area is still considered in a drought. Probably close to two years to bring cattle to market.

Big Rain strikes again.

Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (HcoTw)

349 You probably dont live in Chicago. Or is ELK code for Hobo?
Posted by: Regular American

Long elk.
Posted by: pelts for sale



Sniper hide across the Elk's Club parking lot.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (+Oyis)

350
Did someone say sundae???

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (lF28Z)



No, but they DID say cow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Tuition for a good school in my area is $15kish a year. If you save $1k in mortgage with a cheaper house and lower property tax it works out. For one kid anyway.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (9iyS+)

Not to mention that your kid will get a better education, and is less likely to get shivved.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (npFr7)

352
It also means embracing early vote banking by the GOP. Trump made a switch from 2020 and suddenly promoted it heavily in 2024. Voting only on election day gives too much chance for Dem mischief like in Maricopa County AZ in 2022 or Bucks County in PA this year (retention elections for PA Sup. Ct).
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:18 PM (WDjG6)

Even putting aside the raid aspect, it I toruces extra risk. What if you get sick on ED? Or it’s bad weather? Or something comes up at work and you can’t leave early? All sorts of things like that happen and keep a certain % of people who want to vote away.

Just vote early. Get it done and this risk is eliminated.

Ideally yes, everyone should vote on the same day. But that horse left the barn long ago. We either embrace the new reality or give the advantage to the left.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (9iyS+)

353 No, it isn't. Because the commies on the West Coast tax and regulate everything. I pay sales tax and some state tax in KS. It's still cheaper cost of living than WA state.
----

Yeah, that was a strange "I love paying $4.50 for gas, because I'm sure we're not like that on OTHER commodities" argument.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (TN0g+)

354 Cross elk.
Posted by: ...

You know the people who are into CrossElk, because they never shut up about it.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

355
Yeah but there is a reason for that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 01:21 PM (rQwsY)



They distracted me from her face. Cut me some slack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

356 My favorite argument.

"It will take years and billions of dollars to deport all the illegals."


Turns out all you needed was a different President. Many of his loyalists are running for governor this cycle, so there's the possibility of cutting off state funding and state cover, too.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 01:24 PM (0ZmKh)

357 Does China really need shitty, pretentious cuisine and backstabbing foreign policy?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (Da1lH)

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MOAR Sunni Muslims ("Uyghurs" in French?) FTW!

/I denounce myself ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 01:24 PM (R9fRY)

358

Hank Johnson: America Under the Trump Regime Is ‘The Great Satan’

https://t.ly/4kQ-a

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 01:24 PM (pkeXY)

359 Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

LOL

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 01:24 PM (lF28Z)

360 Those fields contain major Exxon holdings including wells that produce for $27/barrel give or take. They are among the cheapest producing wells Exxon has and the most profitable.

I did not know that.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 01:09 PM (Riz8t)

Don't kid yourself, it was Barzini all along. The Chinese were pushing it, I'd bet, acquiring some much needed resources for the sinosphere. And, Trump the Wise and Benevolent does exactly what a strategic thinking leader does and denies his enemies the resources to threaten us.

It's getting to where I actually trust Trump without reading the fine print.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 10, 2025 01:24 PM (pIfcn)

361 We can't deport our way out of the immigration crisis! Or incarcerate our way out of violent crime!
Posted by: Some retarded Democrat leader

Read that 1400 people are responsible for 88% of Chicago crime. If you lock them up, it would be a huge boon to the city, and maybe keep ladies from being torched on the El. We can't have that, though.

Posted by: Lock Them Up! at December 10, 2025 01:25 PM (oftw2)

362 I constantly tell this to a friend of mine who lives in Connecticut. My property taxes are 10K. His property taxes are around 5K for a house a 1/3 the size of mine, so he thinks he's doing good. Ah, but the luxury taxes he pays in connecticut cost him at least $1500 per car per year if its a newer car, and around $500 per year if its an old POS. He has 4 cars. I tell him you're not saving much, and you get to live in a shoe box for that privilege.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
========
Most people are not economists nor accountants. I learned both from my college degree and early employment. My economics degree was from the business school and I had a lot of other business classes like marketing, accounting, management, labor law.

That is before I chucked that life away at 30 and went in another direction from grad school into another field for academia.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:25 PM (WDjG6)

363 Pterodactyls could fly, yo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Dude, pterodactiles become aviation fuel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:25 PM (L/fGl)

364 Not sure about the tradeoff between lower mortgage/property tax and private school tuition. These kids are very conservative and from BIG, conservative families. Unlikely they will have fewer than 3 children. It might work with young people who do not intend to have big families.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 10, 2025 01:26 PM (3AwA+)

365
In fact, over half of Texas state expenditures is wasted on that fraud known as Public Education.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (BvPIe)

We need more money.

Posted by: Texas Association of School Boards at December 10, 2025 01:26 PM (rQwsY)

366 361 Read that 1400 people are responsible for 88% of Chicago crime. If you lock them up, it would be a huge boon to the city, and maybe keep ladies from being torched on the El. We can't have that, though.

Posted by: Lock Them Up! at December 10, 2025 01:25 PM (oftw2)

=======

Probably not because Chicago's city hall is owned, in tandem, by the teachers' unions and the gangs of the city.

Not at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

367 NM is our second largest oil producing state, yet they have gas shortages? What are they Iran? Will they soon be enriching uranium?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2025 01:26 PM (wBaIH)

368 Haley Stevens is running for senator. This is performance politics

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 01:27 PM (D+mpw)

369 Horse and buggy days are right around the corner.
Posted by: Frank Barone
......

Watch out for the bicycles.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

370 Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

I don't know why but that's gonna have me going the rest of the day.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 01:27 PM (lF28Z)

371
In fact, over half of Texas state expenditures is wasted on that fraud known as Public Education.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 12:59 PM (BvPIe)

After I lie to voters about how conservative I am I’ll help the schools get even more money. The schools can’t have enough. And if the taxpayers complain? Fuck em.

Posted by: State Rep Ken King at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (rQwsY)

372 Good. Hope prices start to fall in WA state soon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (xcxpd)

373 I don't know why but that's gonna have me going the rest of the day.
Posted by: ...

I help where I can.

*Writes royalty check to Sponge*

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

374 Ah, but the luxury taxes he pays in connecticut cost him at least $1500 per car per year if its a newer car, and around $500 per year if its an old POS. He has 4 cars. I tell him you're not saving much, and you get to live in a shoe box for that privilege.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 01:20 PM (snZF9)

=====

It's been 30 years since I lived in CT and I totally forgot about that tax.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

375 Horse and buggy days are right around the corner.
Posted by: Frank Barone
......

Watch out for the bicycles.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:27 PM (v0R5T)



Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: The Amish at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

376
Watch out for the bicycles.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:27 PM

Here in Portland it's bike city. Might as well be Beijing. The rainy weather & winter does diminish it quite a bit though.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (IifOV)

377 Here in the Natural State, gas is cheap, electric cheap, rent is low. They nail you with personal property tax on cars and real estate (I'm exempt as a disabled vet), there's sales tax on groceries (Our great governor Sarah is pushing to get rid of that) and some municipalities kind of dream up little additional taxes. Saying that, this place is pretty much dirt cheap to live in and they still provide adequate government services.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (gm9Sb)

378 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (xcxpd)

379
*Writes royalty check to Sponge*
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (77rzZ)



*fistbump*

Thanks for playing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

380 Does the criminal media ever get tired of quoting experts who are always wrong?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (8CIFn)

381 Do the Amish ride bicycles?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

382 And gas is $2.53 here. Folks sometimes forget that the people had the bottom are getting about the same wages per hour. But it's the little things, like cost of housing, food, and fuel that make a different in their lifestyle.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 10, 2025 01:29 PM (+mUZM)

383 and congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (xcxpd)



Woot!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

384 Earlier this year, the Trump administration proposed repealing the BLM conservation lease rule that put "conservation" on the same footing as grazing, minerals, and forestry. AFAIK, the Biden rule is still in force. I hope the repeal process is successful.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 01:29 PM (rj6Yv)

385 Does NM refine oil? Because without refineries you can pump all the oil you want, but depend on another state for gasoline.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:29 PM (9iyS+)

386 Lower gas prices are good, but diesel is still way too high.

I remember at one point (maybe 2022?) it was almost $5.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 10, 2025 01:29 PM (w6EFb)

387
Hank Johnson: America Under the Trump Regime Is ‘The Great Satan’

https://t.ly/4kQ-a
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 01:24 PM (pkeXY)

We agree.

Posted by: AoS Isolationists and Code Pinkers at December 10, 2025 01:29 PM (rQwsY)

388 381 Yes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (gm9Sb)

389 Do the Amish ride bicycles?
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (77rzZ)




https://is.gd/4ay1mV

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

390 Does the criminal media ever get tired of quoting experts who are always wrong?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (8CIFn)

Experts say we should always listen to experts

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (9iyS+)

391 Those fields contain major Exxon holdings including wells that produce for $27/barrel give or take. They are among the cheapest producing wells Exxon has and the most profitable.

Posted by: Bilwis


Venezuelan oil is cheap to produce, but more expensive to refine, since it is so sour. In fact, outside of the US gulf, I think only Curacao has the ability to refine it properly. West Texas breakeven is now around $30, so it competes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (0U5gm)

392 They are looking at SCHOOL DISTRICTS. And the good school districts apparently are in high demand and push up house prices that would be much lower if they looked in the outer counties and were content to send their kids to lower performing county schools.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 10, 2025 12:43 PM (3AwA+)


Are you suggesting that location matters in real estate? I wonder if anyone has ever considered this before?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

393 381 Do the Amish ride bicycles?

No. But they drive tractors now. When did that happen?

Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (HcoTw)

394 Do the Amish ride bicycles?
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

No bicycles in the 18th century, so I'd guess not.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (rj6Yv)

395 "The price of gas, look at this! A 3.5 year LOW at $2.95 a gallon as of today!"

"That is MILES away from the all-time [Biden] high set in 2022 of $5 per gallon."


And that $5/gal cost in June of 2022 was about a $2/gal rise from just the previous year when it was around $3/gal in June of 2021.

A 67% increase in just one year.

It also jumped from $4/gal in February 2022 to $5/gal in June 2022. 25% increase in 4 months.

Lowest it has been over past 10 years was June 2017 when it was around $2.30/gal.

During the entire Trump 45 Administration, gasoline never rose above $3.00/gal average nationally.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (P5BPp)

396 Do the Amish ride bicycles?
Posted by: Bulg
......

Mostly the Chinese ones.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

397 351 Tuition for a good school in my area is $15kish a year. If you save $1k in mortgage with a cheaper house and lower property tax it works out. For one kid anyway.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (9iyS+)

Not to mention that your kid will get a better education, and is less likely to get shivved.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 01:23 PM (npFr7)

Might still get transed though.

Posted by: Eternal vigilance the price of keeping your kids genitals intact at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

398 After I lie to voters about how conservative I am I’ll help the schools get even more money. The schools can’t have enough. And if the taxpayers complain? Fuck em.

When I went to school student:teacher = 30:1, now in texas it is 15:1

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 01:31 PM (kHd4y)

399 One approach to assessing how expensive state governments are - find how much they spend and divide it by the number of taxpayers.

Government loves hidden taxes, but almost all of the dollars they spend come from taxes so just use this way to find out how much they are taxing.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

400 Venezuelan oil is cheap to produce, but more expensive to refine, since it is so sour.

So it came from
Dino-sours ?

Posted by: Oh noes ! at December 10, 2025 01:32 PM (HcoTw)

401 The hardest job in the world is being an expert.

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 10, 2025 01:32 PM (irs4S)

402 Posted by: AoS Isolationists and Code Pinkers at December 10, 2025 01:29 PM (rQwsY)

You're never gonna make "fetch" happen.

Posted by: axe grinding for tards at December 10, 2025 01:32 PM (+wm2t)

403 Lower gas prices are good, but diesel is still way too high.

I remember at one point (maybe 2022?) it was almost $5.

Posted by: Miley,


Red diesel is cheap, but green diesel is expensive. The compounds that are required to be added to green make it more expensive.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:32 PM (0U5gm)

404 CT also taxes Social Security benefits. Take that gimme grandpas! Hey! Where are you going?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2025 01:32 PM (wBaIH)

405 I'll take "what's the law of supply and demand" for $2.00 Alex.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 10, 2025 01:32 PM (vdK61)

406 Is it possible that oil could be both biotic and abiotic? Or is that just Splitter talk?
Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 01:09 PM (pDt9x)

Quite possibly. But it sure looks like the accessible oil and gas on Planet Earth are mainly of biotic origin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (npFr7)

407 Do the Amish ride bicycles?
------
Mostly the Chinese ones.


Chinese Amish or Chinese bicycles?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (3nLb4)

408 Read that 1400 people are responsible for 88% of Chicago crime. If you lock them up, it would be a huge boon to the city, and maybe keep ladies from being torched on the El. We can't have that, though.
Posted by: Lock Them Up!

========
Sad thing is that Univ of Chicago, as a relic of Edward C. Banfield's Public Admin work, used to do a lot of in depth research of Chi town. In the 90's, they blew up where pols contention where criminals there got their guns--straw buyers like gangster girlfriends and stolen were the premier choices. Almost none of them bought them in gunstores under their own name.

Same with the 1500 causing about 90 percent of crime. You won't also see later studies indicating that in urban areas, both murderers and their victims both shared criminal records and knew of each other. Depending on the city, this accounted for anywhere above 50-80 percent of solved murders in urban areas--often the common denominator was drug sales, gang membership.

Murderers by and large don't snap like Cain and Abel story. Most build up to the act by a steady increase in violent offenses, charged and uncharged over time before they kill someone.


Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (WDjG6)

409 Speaking of experts, it's been a while since Ace ridiculed that fat expert guy, whose name escapes me.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (8CIFn)

410 Red diesel is cheap, but green diesel is expensive. The compounds that are required to be added to green make it more expensive.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:32 PM (0U5gm)



At least in Texas, red diesel is banned from highway use.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

411 “Good schools” really means mostly white schools. It’s how AWFLs can justify being segregationists to themselves.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (9iyS+)

412
Venezuelan oil is cheap to produce, but more expensive to refine, since it is so sour.

Just add sugar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 01:34 PM (pkeXY)

413 409 Speaking of experts, it's been a while since Ace ridiculed that fat expert guy, whose name escapes me.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (8CIFn)

Tom Nichols, Ol' Pepperoni Nipples himself?

Posted by: That fat expert guy? at December 10, 2025 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

414 So it came from
Dino-sours ?
Posted by: Oh noes !

Sweet and sour dinosaur!. Sweet produce sweet crude and sour dinosaurs yield sour crude.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:34 PM (WDjG6)

415 Read that 1400 people are responsible for 88% of Chicago crime. If you lock them up, it would be a huge boon to the city, and maybe keep ladies from being torched on the El. We can't have that, though.

And those 1400, and their ilk elsewhere, are some of the top clients Dem politicians have

Because remember, the Dems aren't soft on crime - they are the political wing of the cartels - Mexican and domestic.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

416 The hardest job in the world is being an expert.

Pfffft.

Posted by: TV Weather Guy at December 10, 2025 01:35 PM (3nLb4)

417 As I am not related to the Amish by a marriage, I can say that most Amish are not completely anti-tech. They just weight every technological advance for advantage and disadvantage. If they can do without, they do without.

Tractors make farming easier, so they own tractors. Cars are another story.

Also Amish often asshole.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

418 Quite possibly. But it sure looks like the accessible oil and gas on Planet Earth are mainly of biotic origin.

Because when a dinosaur died, the survivors made sure to dig down two miles into the earth to bury their fallen comrade.

Then they discovered the Gulf of America and buried their dead at least a mile under the sea floor that too was a mile or two below the surface.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 01:35 PM (kHd4y)

419 Hey!
A Shit Tax!
Great idea!
And it'll be 'for the children.'

Posted by: Diogenes at

Is it on volume, weight, frequency?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2025 12:56 PM (MGB5H)

***

Probably all three.
The assholes in Olympia will tax you if you collect rainwater.
I hate those fu*kers.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 01:35 PM (iKI3U)

420 *joining in late*

Lower gas prices? More supply?

What a stroke of luck!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 01:35 PM (wVcYX)

421 The hardest job in the world is being an expert.
Posted by: Cray Cray

ex-perts -- (n., pl.) Nancy Pelosi's breasts

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

422 What if we just invade the coasts of Venezuela and take over all their oil mining?

I know it's horrible oil, thick, etc, but if we owned it, I'm sure some refineries would switch over.

Posted by: SimoHayek at December 10, 2025 01:35 PM (0Aoc4)

423 Gander is in Newfoundland!

Posted by: You Hosers! at December 10, 2025 01:35 PM (w9Wax)

424 So it came from
Dino-sours ?


If that's not already a name for a brand of gummy candy, someone is missing an opportunity.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (3nLb4)

425 I’ve heard that a lot of Amish have cell phones and other tech on the DL.

Especially the younger ones.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (9iyS+)

426 411 “Good schools” really means mostly white schools. It’s how AWFLs can justify being segregationists to themselves.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (9iyS+)

They love fucking the colored help but don't want to live next door to them.

Posted by: Seems to be a historical theme with Democrats at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (TbWk/)

427 Just watched a YT Short with food offerings at the Cologne Christmas market. One vendor was making and selling potato chips with a drizzle of truffle oil and grated Parmesan cheese.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (rj6Yv)

428 NEW YORK — A federal judge in New York on Wednesday ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein documents related to a 2019 sex trafficking case.

In July, US Attorney General Pam Bondi and Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche filed a motion asking a federal court to release grand jury transcripts associated with the Epstein cases.

ORLANDO — A federal judge in Florida on Friday ordered the release of grand jury transcripts from the federal sex trafficking cases of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

429 “Good schools” really means mostly white schools. It’s how AWFLs can justify being segregationists to themselves.

There is almost no correlation between spending and any measurable education success metrics.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

430 At least in Texas, red diesel is banned from highway use.

Posted by: Sponge


It is banned for highway use everywhere. The point is that it is the additives that keep green diesel prices high.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (0U5gm)

431
Venezuelan oil is cheap to produce, but more expensive to refine, since it is so sour. In fact, outside of the US gulf, I think only Curacao has the ability to refine it properly. West Texas breakeven is now around $30, so it competes.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (0U5gm)

The Guyana fields produce medium grade. I think that's different than the Venezuelan stuff, but we are now passing my due diligence as a former Exxon shareholder. So don't quote me on that part. I was derailed by Exxon getting Board members who wanted to end fossil fuels. That spooked me.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (pIfcn)

432 Sweet and sour dinosaur!.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:34 PM

With #4 you get egg rolls.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (IifOV)

433 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

434 Also Amish often asshole.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

I hear they treat their horses terribly.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

435 DoorDash delivery girl who filmed a drunk man passed out with his pants down makes her first court appearance

She pleaded not guilty & asked the judge to ban cameras in the courtroom the judge responded saying

“So now u don’t want cameras to be involved”

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (+Oyis)

436 Did someone tell me the dinosaur theory wrt petroleum is bs? Because I would 100% subscribe.
-------------------
The difficult part is explaining how all the dead dinosaurs found themselves below geologic plates. Maybe the pancake theorem works?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 12:35 PM (Wg6v7)

Ocean geologic plates are pretty young and the continents float on them and they are driven under and down beneath the continents all the time in subduction areas like our west coast. In fact recent findings is that pretty much all such plates are still in the mantle beneath the continents, bent like ribbons not having melted completely. In the Atlantic continental drift was confirmed by dating the sea floor and showing the ages uniformly get new near the mid atlantic ridge and and age as they approach the NA and EU/Africa coasts.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (8avO+)

437 410 Last job I worked, the Superintendent would top off his truck with red, from the tank used for equipment. Pretty much the same stuff without the tax. I imagine agencies check semis but he had no problem with the pickup.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (gm9Sb)

438
Roughly $2.40/ gal around me.

Cheaper elsewhere in DFW.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (iJfKG)

439 Do the Amish ride bicycles?
Posted by: Bulg

https://is.gd/4ay1mV
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......

Now all they need is some bright spandex outfits.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

440 19 Did someone tell me the dinosaur theory wrt petroleum is bs? Because I would 100% subscribe.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 12:32 PM (lF28Z)

The predominant explanation for crude oil deposits among geologists and biologists: Crude oil results from bazillions of dead ocean micro-organisms. Accumulating on the sea floor over eons. Their mass alone begins to compress their remains, and often sea floor areas with concentrations of them are silted over and/or compressed under an over-thrusting continental plate. Whatever the mechanism for compressing the dead organisms, in some areas the pressure is enough to cause the organic remains to compress enough to form an organic substance called kerogen. Further compression over a long enough period converts kerogen to crude oil.

Geologically it holds up. Vast areas of the western United States were covered by seas in stages between the breakup of the Pangea supercontinent and relatively recently time, in the geologic timescale. The same with the Arabian/Iranian areas, etc. Salt domes are often over oil deposits; the salt is from many many years of seas drying-up as climate and geology shifted over eons.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (5rh/l)

441 There is almost no correlation between spending and any measurable education success metrics.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (sKqQm)


DC schools spend the most per student,
By far. Like #2 is thousands of dollars less. And they always rank near the bottom in any ranking.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (9iyS+)

442 413 409 Speaking of experts, it's been a while since Ace ridiculed that fat expert guy, whose name escapes me.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (8CIFn)

Tom Nichols, Ol' Pepperoni Nipples himself?
Posted by: That fat expert guy?

Some are now blaming Tom for the Dems foray into their unlawful orders fiasco. Seems Tom wrote a column in the Atlantic about it about two weeks before the storm blew in.
"The Civil-Military Crisis Is Here
To capture a democratic nation, authoritarians must control three sources of power: the intelligence agencies, the justice system, and the military. President Donald Trump and his circle of would-be autocrats have made rapid progress toward seizing these institutions and detaching them from the Constitution and rule of law. The intelligence community has effectively been muzzled, and the nation’s top lawyers and cops are being purged and replaced with loyalist hacks.

Only the military remains outside Trump’s grip. Despite the firing of several top officers—and Trump’s threat to fire more—the U.S. armed forces are still led by generals and admirals whose oath is to the Constitution, not the commander in chief"

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (WDjG6)

443 Venezuelan oil is cheap to produce, but more expensive to refine, since it is so sour. In fact, outside of the US gulf, I think only Curacao has the ability to refine it properly. West Texas breakeven is now around $30, so it competes.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (0U5gm)

The Guyana fields produce medium grade. I think that's different than the Venezuelan stuff, but we are now passing my due diligence as a former Exxon shareholder. So don't quote me on that part. I was derailed by Exxon getting Board members who wanted to end fossil fuels. That spooked me.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 10, 2025 01:37 PM (pIfcn)

I think I heard Venezuelan is good to mix with Russian for an optimal mix.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (8avO+)

444 I’ve heard that a lot of Amish have cell phones

Wood burning ones. They're a bitch to surf pron on during the winter.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (3nLb4)

445 Trump didn't even have to drain the Startegic Petroleum Reserve to make prices go down. WTF? How is that possible?

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2025 01:39 PM (PTDkx)

446 Gas prices near me, looking out my window at the BP station, are $3.89, $4.19, and $4.69. Northside of Chicago.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 10, 2025 01:39 PM (wGerL)

447 Is coal abiotic?? Do not think so, but there is no relationship between coal and oil?
Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 01:19 PM (pDt9x)

Coal is compressed and cooked-up plant matter. Look at coal under a microscope, and the wood grain is obvious. Coal is found in land-based sediments. Oil is found in marine sediments. And marine sediments and terrestrial sediments can stack, because of pate tectonics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 01:41 PM (npFr7)

448 ----Are you suggesting that location matters in real estate? I wonder if anyone has ever considered this before?-------

Actually I was commenting on the oft said here "fact" that young people can't afford houses because they want to start off with the huge houses their older parents now have. I kind of bought into that until Thanksgiving, when I heard what grandnieces and nephews were saying. They were not looking at house sizes.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 10, 2025 01:41 PM (3AwA+)

449 There is almost no correlation between spending and any measurable education success metrics.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (sKqQm)


DC schools spend the most per student,
By far. Like #2 is thousands of dollars less. And they always rank near the bottom in any ranking.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (9iyS+)

Followed closely by other disasters like Chicago, LA and so on.

Break up the massive districts and send the money directly to local schools. Break up big city governments as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 01:41 PM (8avO+)

450 Dean Martin kept his expert, Professor Irwin Corey, in a cage that he lowered from the ceiling to let him rant occasionally.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:42 PM (L/fGl)

451 Actually I was commenting on the oft said here "fact" that young people can't afford houses because they want to start off with the huge houses their older parents now have. I kind of bought into that until Thanksgiving, when I heard what grandnieces and nephews were saying. They were not looking at house sizes.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 10, 2025 01:41 PM (3AwA+)

Saw a thing that Elon is making developments for tiny homes where you don't have to buy land, and the houselet is less than 10 grand.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 01:43 PM (8avO+)

452 "You must be on the wrong NOVA side...Fairfax is cheaper and Prince William is WAY cheaper...

$2.79-$2.87 at most Fairfax City stations and stays that way as you branch out - there are "el cheapos" and there are pricier "we don't want to sell gas" places, but the norm all over is under $3 today...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2025 12:47 PM (tOcjL)

I'm near Crystal City part of NOVA. All the stations around here about the same until you hit outlying areas.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (SOGBX)

453 > Do the Amish ride bicycles?
----

Does a rocking horse have a pine pecker?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Remember The Maine! at December 10, 2025 01:44 PM (ZxPkt)

454 Geologically it holds up. Vast areas of the western United States were covered by seas in stages between the breakup of the Pangea supercontinent and relatively recently time, in the geologic timescale. The same with the Arabian/Iranian areas, etc. Salt domes are often over oil deposits; the salt is from many many years of seas drying-up as climate and geology shifted over eons.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2025 01:38 PM (5rh/l)

For most of the dinosaur epoch there was a continental sea from the Gulf of America to the top of Canada from where the Rockies are now to around the Mississippi.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 01:46 PM (8avO+)

455 “So now u don’t want cameras to be involved”
Posted by: rickb223

I was in court when a judge sentenced a defendant to five years prison. "But your honor," he said, "I can't do five years." "Well," the judge said, "do the best you can."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 01:49 PM (L/fGl)

456 Do the Amish ride bicycles?
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

No bicycles in the 18th century, so I'd guess not.
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (rj6Yv)

I thought Amish tech levels included 19th C Tech.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 01:52 PM (8avO+)

457 It is banned for highway use everywhere. The point is that it is the additives that keep green diesel prices high.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2025 01:36 PM (0U5gm)

Highway Diesel is the same as off-highway Diesel. The off-highway (farm) Diesel is taxed at a lower rate, and is marked with dye. The dye is there so State inspectors can catch and fine people illegally using "untaxed" (insofar as road taxes are concerned, at least) fuel for driving on the roads. Same thing is done with gasoline, too. Here in Alberta, off-highway gasoline is dyed purple.

The entire rationale behind dyeing fuel is TAX.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 01:53 PM (npFr7)

458 “Experts say we should always listen to experts
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:30 PM (9iyS+)“

I don’t know when this cliché “experts say” became popular but whenever anybody uses it, they’re admitting that they have no expertise on the subject

Posted by: Avi at December 10, 2025 01:54 PM (eyGQ/)

459 “ 411 “Good schools” really means mostly white schools. It’s how AWFLs can justify being segregationists to themselves.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 01:33 PM (9iyS+)”

This is one of those truths that everybody knows everyone’s afraid to say like the emperor‘s not wearing clothes. Even most liberals know that.

Posted by: Avi at December 10, 2025 02:02 PM (eyGQ/)

460 "and Colorado still paying well north of $3"

Huh? Earlier this week I paid $1.82 in the Denver area.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 10, 2025 02:03 PM (BXUnK)

461 Did you know that we are still giving the Taliban about $45 million dollars per week?

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462 Babe Ruth used a corked bat for his entire career.

Posted by: Barry Bonds - I hit them 73 HRs while totally clean. at December 10, 2025 02:17 PM (uv8gn)

463 At one time we had the highest gas taxes in the country, but naturally CA, IL and I think NY all passed us.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (Dg7ng)


We're in 4th!!! Not even on the podium.

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464 If NM has so much oil, why is it such a downtrodden shithole of a state?

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I know, right?? I think Jesse said something about SCIENCE yo.

Posted by: Walter White at December 10, 2025 03:37 PM (HIRLq)

465 The lowest I've seen in Southeast Denver? $1.69 at a QuikTrip. Prices here haven been all over the map in recent months, but collectively low which is a blessing. Now, without further adieu, Drill Baby Drill.

Posted by: Christian Toto at December 10, 2025 03:41 PM (JOIcR)

466 Around Seattle area prices range from a little over $5 a gallon to 3.64 a gallon. $1.05 is taxes.

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Posted by: HOME PROFIT at December 10, 2025 04:41 PM (vyN+2)

468 And with the Christmas Travel Season just around the Corner it couldn't come at a better time

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469 $2.21 here in Seguin, TX. My son lives in Ok and it’s under $2 in places there

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470 "As Violence Falls in Iraq, Cemetery Workers Feel the Pinch."

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:10 AM (NxtE8)

Wednesday Morning Rant

mannixape2.jpg

A Long Way Off

This week, there was a minor traffic accident in San Francisco. Two cars bumped into each other at low speed, and a third stopped for the accident and further blocked traffic. A mere nothing. This happens all the time, and we all know what happens next: the drivers exchange insurance information (and if they're thinking, they move their cars out of traffic first) and leave. Maybe they call the cops and file a report. But not this time.

This time, the three cars just sat there, deadlocked. Nobody moved, nobody talked, nobody took any action. This is because there was nobody to take action. No humans were involved. All three cars were autonomous vehicles operated by Waymo. Following the minor crash, none of them could figure out how to proceed and so just sat there, patiently waiting. They're good at that. Machines are very patient.

Eventually, someone (presumably from the company) came down and got things cleared up, but it exposed an obvious gap in how driverless cars handle fairly routine problems. In this case, the cars (or a car - the company's statement is unclear) got snarled up in a dead-end street and had a collision while one or more of them was trying to do a multi-point turn to get out of it. Per the company:

In a statement, Waymo officials said that while making a multi-point turn on a dead-end street, two Waymos made "minor contact at low speed."

"We are looking into this further, and when we encounter situations like this, we are able to learn from them and make improvements," a Waymo representative said.

Low points for clarity, but there we have it. A very simple problem left the machinery unable to respond effectively, so they just stopped. And blocked traffic.
A third Waymo, traveling downhill, is unable to get through.

Then a man comes out of his garage, dubbing the white cars stuck in the middle of the street as a "Waymo standoff."

"I'm just trying to get out of here," the man said ...

Yes, it's kinda funny. But it's also a great example of just how far all of this stuff has to go. Both vehicles were driverless and operated by the same company. This should be a "best-case scenario" for a collision. It's akin to you and your wife driving home and hitting each other in the driveway. Everybody knows everybody and can just move on. It's perhaps the simplest possible scenario - if humans are involved. Humans can come up with solutions like, "move the cars."

Machines can't. They need to be programmed to make decisions. This was clearly a decision-making condition that hadn't been adequately predicted or handled. There were several weird variables here. Both cars were driverless. There was a dead-end street. At least one of the cars was doing a complex maneuver. There was cross-traffic. Tricky indeed, unless you're a person. If you're a person, you can cut through it and go with, "there's only minor damage. Give me your info and let's move on with our lives." To a person, one minor wreck is much like another. Machines, not so much.

It's amazing that this stuff works at all, but incidents like this show just how complex the real world is, and how hard it is to deal with when you have to program ersatz intelligence into a machine with no real knowledge of the world. These are really hard problems to solve, and sometimes tiny little unpredictable problems expose that.

They also expose just how far away we are from the dream of autonomous vehicles. We're a long way off from "feel free to take a nap in the back seat while the car takes you home."

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1
ESPONJA!!1!!!!!!1!

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 11:00 AM (tljrc)

2 It's akin to you and your wife driving home and hitting each other in the driveway. Everybody knows everybody and can just move on. It's perhaps the simplest possible scenario - if humans are involved. Humans can come up with solutions like, "move the cars."...Tricky indeed, unless you're a person. If you're a person, you can cut through it and go with, "there's only minor damage.

Clearly you have never gone to Costco at Thanksgiving or Christmas.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:02 AM (Riz8t)

3 So, a 3-way Mexican standoff? The good, the bad and the ugly?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 11:03 AM (NwnyJ)

4 How do you trap a waymo?

Put a yellow cone in front and behind it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 10, 2025 11:03 AM (jFNww)

5
Weigh up, ho!
A whim Waymo!
A whim Waymo!
A whim Waymo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 11:04 AM (xG4kz)

6 Mannix!

*Jazzy music plays*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:04 AM (xcxpd)

7 Thanks for all you do Joe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 10, 2025 11:04 AM (jFNww)

8 Damn clankers blocking the street!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:05 AM (L/fGl)

9 "But AI is going to increase coding productivity by 419523%!!!" -- super SMAHHHRRT Ivy-League MBA's

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2025 11:05 AM (ULPxl)

10 A Buck worthy post

Posted by: alpine_beer at December 10, 2025 11:05 AM (van9r)

11 I can see a role for driverless cars, partly because I love Total Recall and want to see 'Johnny Cabs', but on the whole...if you are physically able to drive, fucking drive your car yourself.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:05 AM (xcxpd)

12 Did any of those cars get a ticket?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 11:06 AM (g8Ew8)

13 Now, if only they had all been electric cars, and had burst into flames...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 10, 2025 11:06 AM (A62KL)

14 Thx Joe.
If this occurred in NYC the waymos would be stripped to the chassis in minutes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 11:06 AM (D+mpw)

15 5
Weigh up, ho!
A whim Waymo!
A whim Waymo!
A whim Waymo!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 11:04 AM (xG4kz)

In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the liars sleep tonight...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:06 AM (xcxpd)

16 11 I can see a role for driverless cars, partly because I love Total Recall and want to see 'Johnny Cabs', but on the whole...if you are physically able to drive, fucking drive your car yourself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:05 AM (xcxpd)

Even if it means Quato starts growing out of your chest?

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 11:07 AM (UnA8+)

17
*AI-generated voices*

"Asshole!"
"I had right of way!"
"What the F were you thinking?"

*gunfire*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 11:07 AM (tgvbd)

18
'Tis the season of many vocalizations by me of, "If you can't drive it, leave it at home!" whenever I venture into parking lots between now and just after New Year's Day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 11:07 AM (xG4kz)

19 16 11 I can see a role for driverless cars, partly because I love Total Recall and want to see 'Johnny Cabs', but on the whole...if you are physically able to drive, fucking drive your car yourself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:05 AM (xcxpd)

Even if it means Quato starts growing out of your chest?
Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 11:07 AM (UnA8+)

Quato knows how to party, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:08 AM (xcxpd)

20 This, this is why I left Team Cylon.

Also the depression and someone else's IP thing.

But this too.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 10, 2025 11:08 AM (OUMaO)

21 MONKEY!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 10, 2025 11:08 AM (cuae1)

22 Waymo?

More like Wayless.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 11:09 AM (NwnyJ)

23 I guess all three vehicles had no passengers? If that was the case, why were they out driving at all?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2025 11:09 AM (WPL6O)

24
MONKEY!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 10, 2025 11:08 AM (cuae1)


Mannix babe >>> Monkey

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 11:09 AM (tgvbd)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

26 Willowed. It’s tuning per se. flutes and the like, brass instruments, are fixed in pitch. They can’t change the “tuning”. But it’s very distinctive, kids tend to play sharp in those school orchestras. I’m not complaining, just curious as to the how or why. Maybe I would if I had to listen every day. Cut off their chocolate Milk ration till they get it right, I dunno. That’ll get the little urchins to play correctly!

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 11:10 AM (y+G1Q)

27 These engineers should be kicked in the nuts for this idiocy.

Who gave approval for these machines to be on the road anyway? Were we allowed to vote on it?

It's bad enough we have drunk illegals tooling around in SUVs, now we have "autonomous" driverless vehicles.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 11:10 AM (1zOXE)

28 *AI-generated voices*

"Asshole!"
"I had right of way!"
"What the F were you thinking?"

*gunfire*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 11:07 AM


Thank you for using Johnny Cab!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 11:10 AM (bFu5X)

29 MONKEY!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 10, 2025 11:08 AM (cuae1)

Mannix babe >>> Monkey
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 11:09 AM (tgvbd)

Fair point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:10 AM (xcxpd)

30 I understand the frustration but there are growing pains with all new advances. My aggravation starts when the growing pains become the norm or the ‘advances’ aren’t any better than the tried and true old way.

Right now I think that debate is happening with our carriers and the launch systems .

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:10 AM (KDPiq)

31 Machines are very patient.

*3i/atlas has entered the chat*

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:10 AM (sGtp+)

32 TEMU cars are the bestest cars!

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 11:10 AM (Wg6v7)

33 Waymo work needs to be done before this is viable

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 11:10 AM (sDNVV)

34 Was it Waymo or another driverless cab that is being recalled because they aren't programmed to stop for school buses picking up or dropping off children?

Posted by: Sounds Safe To Me at December 10, 2025 11:11 AM (oftw2)

35 Waymo? Wham-O!

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 11:11 AM (9q3gn)

36 Even if it means Quato starts growing out of your chest?
Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 11:07 AM (UnA8+)

Quato knows how to party, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:08 AM (xcxpd)

Hey don't knock Quato, man.

Posted by: Fetterman's Goiter at December 10, 2025 11:12 AM (uWKK8)

37 These are really hard problems to solve

race conditions are as old as multi-processing.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2025 11:12 AM (FhXTo)

38 Thank you for using Johnny Cab!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 11:10 AM (bFu5X)

That really has to be Musk’s favorite movie.

Self driving vehicles
Mars colonies
Brain implants
Boring machines
AI
Three titted women

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:12 AM (KDPiq)

39 I went and looked it up. I found this:
nature.com/articles/s41467-024-48526-4
The upshot is, autonomous is better than human in most conditions... except dawn or dusk. Which of course is rush hour.
Turning can also be bad.
But if you're driving through town for an errand at noonish, Johnny Cab is better at all those ped xing and stopsign opportunities.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 10, 2025 11:12 AM (qSHqn)

40 Obviously, this is a generational miscommunication. GIGO is so old-fashioned, 'Youth' must lead the old and ignorant to enlightenment. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2025 11:12 AM (lL6v/)

41 19 16 11 I can see a role for driverless cars, partly because I love Total Recall and want to see 'Johnny Cabs', but on the whole...if you are physically able to drive, fucking drive your car yourself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:05 AM (xcxpd)

Even if it means Quato starts growing out of your chest?
Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 11:07 AM (UnA8+)

Quato knows how to party, man.


but can he drive a stick shift?

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:13 AM (sGtp+)

42 I shan't believe it!

Palestinian Activist Says Hamas Hid Tons of Baby Formula to Damage Israel With Starvation Claims

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:13 AM (L/fGl)

43 Humans do this now, too. The general principle in a minor fender bender that “get your POS out of the road asap, stop blocking traffic” is a completely foreign concept.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 11:13 AM (y+G1Q)

44 Was it Waymo or another driverless cab that is being recalled because they aren't programmed to stop for school buses picking up or dropping off children?
Posted by: Sounds Safe To Me at December 10, 2025 11:11 AM (oftw2)

That's so they can hit Waymo kids.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 11:14 AM (g8Ew8)

45 I'll take the class half-full view. A rare, complex situation flummoxes these cars: annoying, humorous, but nobody hurt. As far as I know, waymo cars are safe at driving.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 10, 2025 11:14 AM (B43cA)

46
Who gave approval for these machines to be on the road anyway? Were we allowed to vote on it?


Bill Gates guffaws as he funds dumping lord-knows what into the atmosphere and "so brilliant one wonders why it wasn't done sooner" animalicules into natural creatures on the earth's surface and in its waters.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 11:14 AM (xG4kz)

47 Thank God I'm retiring next year -- after 13 years of driving 85,000 miles/year -- most of that on freeways and state routes.

Driverless big rigs are in a word: terrifying

And what the hell happens when there's a glitch and GPS satellites go down -- or there's an electrical or mechanical malfunction in the vehicle?

Additionally, can you imagine the rebirth of essentially train and stagecoach robbers -- placing barriers in front of unmanned vehicles, which will force them to stop, and then looting their contents?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:14 AM (eAryO)

48 It's like watching the Air Disasters show. You see what happened and see what they determined the root cause and come away with "What the F*CK were the engineers THINKING!!!"

And it's always "we never imagined in our wildest dreams that situation would occur."

At the cost of numerous lives. Bravo.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

49 ‘ We're a long way off from "feel free to take a nap in the back seat while the car takes you home."’

Maybe we should stay a long way off.
I work in manufacturing. Taking your attention away from a machine that can kill you and others is considered a bad idea.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 11:14 AM (jbnUc)

50 This was funny to me, Joe. Because whenever I hear about Waymo it’s from one of my contacts on LinkedIn who’s some kind of leader at that company and he regularly posts “commercials” on LinkedIn about how wonderful their technology is…. Never posted about this incident. Haha

This is one example of why I think AI hype is mostly hype. The real world is incredibly complex and humans tend to navigate these things easily yet to program a solution is… not easy at all (to be understated about it)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:15 AM (YobFY)

51 I saw Elon Musk demonstrating a flying car on YouTube so these problems will all soon be behind us.

And the video was real since it was on the Internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:15 AM (dyewR)

52 This trend is indeed disconcerting and bad for business.

Posted by: The Meepzor Precision Discount Driving School at December 10, 2025 11:16 AM (z7/Fg)

53 Circa 1940

Land on the moon?

Ridiculous SciFi

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:16 AM (KDPiq)

54 41 19 16 11 I can see a role for driverless cars, partly because I love Total Recall and want to see 'Johnny Cabs', but on the whole...if you are physically able to drive, fucking drive your car yourself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:05 AM (xcxpd)

Even if it means Quato starts growing out of your chest?
Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 11:07 AM (UnA8+)

Quato knows how to party, man.

but can he drive a stick shift?
Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:13 AM (sGtp+)

With Johnny Cab, it never really came up...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:16 AM (xcxpd)

55 Eff all this electronic horseshit. Let's make civilization human again.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:16 AM (77rzZ)

56 A rare, complex situation flummoxes these cars: annoying, humorous, but nobody hurt.

What's the tie-breaker in a high speed merge?
The guard rail.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2025 11:16 AM (FhXTo)

57 47 Driverless big rigs are in a word: terrifying


i'm surprised that the driverless revolution didn't start with trains

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:16 AM (sGtp+)

58 Humans do this now, too. The general principle in a minor fender bender that “get your POS out of the road asap, stop blocking traffic” is a completely foreign concept.

Posted by: Common Tater


Except...electric vehicles like to shut down COMPLETELY over seemingly minor incidents. Yet another reason to ban the damn things.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (OUMaO)

59 51 I saw Elon Musk demonstrating a flying car on YouTube so these problems will all soon be behind us.

And the video was real since it was on the Internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:15 AM (dyewR)


👍🏽

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (z7/Fg)

60 Machines are very patient.

-------------

" The first love of my life has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (MqnoG)

61 I understand the frustration but there are growing pains with all new advances. My aggravation starts when the growing pains become the norm or the ‘advances’ aren’t any better than the tried and true old way.


The technology will continue to rapidly improve. Human drivers will not.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

62 I saw Elon Musk demonstrating a flying car on YouTube so these problems will all soon be behind us.

And the video was real since it was on the Internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:15 AM (dyewR)



This is the worst idea ever. Humanity canNOT handle flying cars. More often than not, you'll wind up with some incorrigible douchebag in your living room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

63 Additionally, can you imagine the rebirth of essentially train and stagecoach robbers -- placing barriers in front of unmanned vehicles, which will force them to stop, and then looting their contents?
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:14 AM (eAryO)

This makes me think of that scene in Better Call Saul when grizzled old Mike Ehrmentraut anticipates another ambush of one of their drug trucks so he hides in the freezer car and ends up taking out the “bad guys” and getting shot in the ear in the process…. Maybe Waymo can transport drugs for the cartels….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (YobFY)

64 i'm surprised that the driverless revolution didn't start with trains

Posted by: anachronda


Yeah, but you can't control the plebs with driverless trains...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (OUMaO)

65 These are really hard problems to solve

What? This is exactly how we would have handled the situation in the slums of Calcutta.

We have re-created human intelligence!

Posted by: H1-b's at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (9q3gn)

66 Great essay, Joe. We are not nearly ready for autonomous vehicles, and I doubt we’ll ever be able to replicate the human diplomacy needed to resolve fenders benders & blocked roads.

It doesn’t help that the push for driverlessness is running parallel to the elimination of all customer service. I dread being in a fender bender with a driverless car, and having to call Waymo’s 800 number phone-tree in India.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at December 10, 2025 11:18 AM (4J/ng)

67 Humans do this now, too. The general principle in a minor fender bender that “get your POS out of the road asap, stop blocking traffic” is a completely foreign concept.

Posted by: Common Tater

Houston passed an ordinance requiring vehicles must be moved.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:18 AM (KDPiq)

68 Wham-O >>> Waymo

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:18 AM (77rzZ)

69 Machines are very patient.

And we don't talk back or take time off to watch the sportsball

Posted by: a green dildo at December 10, 2025 11:18 AM (qSHqn)

70 You start to live when you learn to drive!

Posted by: Leo Weiser Automobile Club Of America at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (oftw2)

71 Wham-O >>> Waymo
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:18 AM (77rzZ)



Seems they should swap company names.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

72 More often than not, you'll wind up with some incorrigible douchebag in your living room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Raised a lot of teenage boys have you?

Posted by: gKWVE at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (qSHqn)

73 ED-209 on wheels

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (8gejw)

74 Wham-O >>> Waymo

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:18 AM (77rzZ)
-

I was literally just about to post this. Had to look up Wham-O's exact spelling first.

Great morons think alike!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (sQBXy)

75 I've learned to be careful and self censor on X, even under Musk. I already lost one account for saying that Fauci should have been Drawn and Quartered. Rather than righteous judgment for a traitor, their software took it as a "threat". Whatever.

This morning some Euro's were discussing whether or not there was any way to remove sitting EU Commissioners from office. When they realized it was not, I started to post "Gavrilo Princip has an idea!"

but I figured some Eurofag would complain and I didn't want to go to the trouble of having to start a new account, so I self censored.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (uWKK8)

76 Driverless big rigs are in a word: terrifying

And what the hell happens when there's a glitch and GPS satellites go down -- or there's an electrical or mechanical malfunction in the vehicle?


It's my guess that we will eventually have roads exclusively for autonomous trucks. Imagine how much better traffic will be when it's just cars on the road.

Additionally, can you imagine the rebirth of essentially train and stagecoach robbers -- placing barriers in front of unmanned vehicles, which will force them to stop, and then looting their contents?

One word: Robocop.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (Riz8t)

77 42
‘ Palestinian Activist Says Hamas Hid Tons of Baby Formula to Damage Israel With Starvation Claims’

I wish someone would think of the Gazan children for a change.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (jbnUc)

78 12 Did any of those cars get a ticket?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Case came up recently, forget which state, but essentially the judge threw out a ticket for a Waymo car because the law did not encompass driverless cars--there was no human to ticket.

Self driving cars/trucks will have to result in changes to tort and traffic laws in general if adopted widely.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (WDjG6)

79 This is the worst idea ever. Humanity canNOT handle flying cars. More often than not, you'll wind up with some incorrigible douchebag in your living room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

You’ll end up with old evil Biff sneaking into your flying delorean to alter the future into some bleak dystopia….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:20 AM (YobFY)

80 Wham-O >>> Waymo
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:18 AM (77rzZ)

Seems they should swap company names.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
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Why? What bad thing did Wham-O ever do to you?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 10, 2025 11:20 AM (sQBXy)

81 You start to live when you learn to drive!
Posted by: Leo Weiser Automobile Club Of America at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (oftw2)



In Finland, they require yutes to basically take a rally driving course before they're issued a license so they're trained on handling a car in most situations, including slides, drifts and icy conditions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

82 Assless Chaps>>Driverless Cabs

Posted by: Less Is More at December 10, 2025 11:21 AM (oftw2)

83 This morning some Euro's were discussing whether or not there was any way to remove sitting EU Commissioners from office. When they realized it was not, I started to post "Gavrilo Princip has an idea!"

but I figured some Eurofag would complain and I didn't want to go to the trouble of having to start a new account, so I self censored.


Kind of makes you appreciate AOSHQ even more, n'est ce pas.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

84 You’ll end up with old evil Biff sneaking into your flying delorean to alter the future into some bleak dystopia….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:20 AM (YobFY)

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They never explained how evil old Biff returned to the same future that he left after delivering the goods to young Biff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:21 AM (dyewR)

85
Why? What bad thing did Wham-O ever do to you?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 10, 2025 11:20 AM (sQBXy)



I took a frisbee off the forehead once and it took years of therapy for me to recover.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

86 Don't make her mad. You wouldn't like her when she's mad.

Shedeur Sanders Mom Is Still Calling Out Cleveland Browns Coaches

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:22 AM (L/fGl)

87 I started reading a new book this morning. In an opening chapter, two mining robots are unleashed in an asteroid field, programmed to find the largest sources of metal.

They unintentionally hone in on each other as the largest sources of metal in the asteroid field, collide, and then tear each other part.

The designer of the mining robots is watching all of this unfold. He simply nods his head and says, "Now I know what to fix for next time."

His employer, who bankrolled the robots in expectation of a huge return on investment was FURIOUS.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 11:22 AM (RnixX)

88 Teleportation is the way to go but don't be surprised if you end up in India.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 11:22 AM (Wg6v7)

89
You’ll end up with old evil Biff sneaking into your flying delorean to alter the future into some bleak dystopia….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:20 AM (YobFY)




Get your damn hands off her........Biff.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

90 Case came up recently, forget which state, but essentially the judge threw out a ticket for a Waymo car because the law did not encompass driverless cars--there was no human to ticket.

Self driving cars/trucks will have to result in changes to tort and traffic laws in general if adopted widely.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (WDjG6)

The human programmer who is covered for liability by his employer for torts arising out of his job. Ticket Waymo.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:23 AM (KDPiq)

91 This is the worst idea ever. Humanity canNOT handle flying cars. More often than not, you'll wind up with some incorrigible douchebag in your living room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

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THIS! We're dipping a toe in the water with the wealthy getting their electric powered single passenger flying cars.
Bad idea.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 10, 2025 11:23 AM (UeLv+)

92 In Finland, they require yutes to basically take a rally driving course before they're issued a license so they're trained on handling a car in most situations, including slides, drifts and icy conditions.
Posted by: Sponge

In the Soviet Union (and maybe still in Russia?), you had to be able to make your own repairs on a car to get a license. Because they didn't exactly have a lot of spare parts that you could just order from the factory.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:23 AM (77rzZ)

93 This was clearly a decision-making condition that hadn't been adequately predicted or handled.

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This is what happens when you offshore QA to India.

Ask me how I know ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:23 AM (MqnoG)

94 Self driving cars have a lot of interesting opportunities in a high trust society.

Imagine, for example, ordering something for pick up, and having no need for you to go with your car to get it...

But in our ever more low trust society what fool would do that?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:23 AM (sKqQm)

95 Additionally, can you imagine the rebirth of essentially train and stagecoach robbers -- placing barriers in front of unmanned vehicles, which will force them to stop, and then looting their contents?

One word: Robocop.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (Riz8t)

Even better - Robo Ronin

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 11:23 AM (uWKK8)

96 I took a frisbee off the forehead once and it took years of therapy for me to recover.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:21 AM


At least it wasn't a lawn dart.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (bFu5X)

97 If that was the case, why were they out driving at all?

In a world where cars are rented and automatically deliver themselves to the customer and then to the storage location when the customer is done, most of the driving will be without passengers.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (EXyHK)

98 Teleportation is the way to go but don't be surprised if you end up in India.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 11:22 AM (Wg6v7)
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At least you'd still be on planet Earth and not orbiting Pluto.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (RnixX)

99 Additionally, can you imagine the rebirth of essentially train and stagecoach robbers -- placing barriers in front of unmanned vehicles, which will force them to stop, and then looting their contents?

Already happening, just with boring old trains. Widespread problems of breaking into rail cars and looting them in some areas. Same with parked trailers or hijacking when drivers go in for coffee, food, etc. of high value targets.

Goodfellas even has brief scenes where Jimmy's crew hijack truck cargos, often with the driver's assistance by making a stop convenient to the crew so it could occur. Mob control of Teamsters, trucking, and even air freight operations at key places enabled a lot of theft based on inside men placed or corrupted in place working those jobs.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (WDjG6)

100 64 i'm surprised that the driverless revolution didn't start with trains

Posted by: anachronda

Yeah, but you can't control the plebs with driverless trains...


but it will improve the reliability and regularity of our soma deliveries.

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (sGtp+)

101 This is what happens when you offshore QA to India.

Ask me how I know ...

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No. Ask me how I know!

Posted by: The 737MAX at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (dyewR)

102 Imagine, for example, ordering something for pick up, and having no need for you to go with your car to get it...

But in our ever more low trust society what fool would do that?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:23 AM (sKqQm)



GO AWAY!!!!!

'BAITIN!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

103 Clankers...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 10, 2025 11:25 AM (ahamg)

104 The whole driverless scene has some interesting and terrifying possibilities.

Like being driven to your own robbery or murder instead of elsewhere. Jumping in one for an emergency trip to the hospital but getting stuck instead.

There are people stupid enough to become totally dependent on this sort of thing. Just like they're dependent on DoorDash or whatever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 11:25 AM (NwnyJ)

105 This is just another step to make cities safe for criminals. Every cop show or movie from 1920-80 had a wisecracking cabbie, shoeshine guy, pimp, or bartender who knew what was goin' down on the street. Willing to inform the cops. We've lost that and are much poorer and unsafe because of it.

Posted by: Allen Jenkins In A Cab at December 10, 2025 11:25 AM (oftw2)

106 OK, my mind was going in a very bad direction about what was going to happen until the driverless car part was announced.

Now I'm in a worse place.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 11:25 AM (jjoN6)

107
At least it wasn't a lawn dart.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (bFu5X)



That was in my right calf.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

108 This is the worst idea ever. Humanity canNOT handle flying cars

NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!

Posted by: Harrison Ford crashing into your living room at December 10, 2025 11:26 AM (sKqQm)

109 There are thousands of Waymo rides given every month in SF and the other handful of cities where it has been rolled out. It works pretty well overall. Is it perfect? No and nothing ever is. There will be crashes just like there are crashes with humans all the time.

The tech is only a few years old. It’s always improving and it won’t be that long until the backseat scenario is real.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:26 AM (9iyS+)

110 Now imagine if the car at the roundabout was an "autonomous" EV hurling thru the intersection at 90mph and on fire!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 11:26 AM (1zOXE)

111 Additionally, can you imagine the rebirth of essentially train and stagecoach robbers -- placing barriers in front of unmanned vehicles, which will force them to stop, and then looting their contents?
Posted by: ShainS


Been saying that since they proposed the idea. A mannequin and voila! Stopped vehicle for easy pickings.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 11:26 AM (+Oyis)

112 Movie idea! Bach To the Future! Marty takes the DeLorean back to the 18th century and turns Johann Sebastian onto rock and roll.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:26 AM (L/fGl)

113 At least it wasn't a lawn dart.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (bFu5X)


That was in my right calf.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:25 AM


Explains why you're not an adventurer, I guess. Or is that knees...?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 11:27 AM (bFu5X)

114 105 This is just another step to make cities safe for criminals. Every cop show or movie from 1920-80 had a wisecracking cabbie, shoeshine guy, pimp, or bartender who knew what was goin' down on the street. Willing to inform the cops. We've lost that and are much poorer and unsafe because of it.
Posted by: Allen Jenkins In A Cab at December 10, 2025 11:25 AM (oftw2)

Now all they say is ALLAH WHAKBAR!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 11:28 AM (uWKK8)

115 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 11:28 AM (DQRr+)

116 But in our ever more low trust society what fool would do that?
Posted by: 18-1

Waymo is better than having joe illegal sample your food before delivery.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 10, 2025 11:28 AM (jFNww)

117 In the Soviet Union (and maybe still in Russia?), you had to be able to make your own repairs on a car to get a license. Because they didn't exactly have a lot of spare parts that you could just order from the factory.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:23 AM (77rzZ)

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I wonder if this also applied to Aeroflot pilots?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:28 AM (MqnoG)

118 The human programmer who is covered for liability by his employer for torts arising out of his job. Ticket Waymo.
Posted by: the way I see it
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That is one way to do it. Red Light Traffic cameras do it that way, target the car and not the driver.

The problem being of course that drivers running red lights are exactly the ones causing accidents at other intersections--punishing the car is a much less efficient way (except for revenues) than the driver.

Modern society is all about allocating costs, preferably to third parties, while privatizing benefits.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:28 AM (WDjG6)

119 Another thing with driverless cars.

The opens up not only the end of taxi/uber driver as a job but opens up an opportunity for people that own a car they don't use a lot - because then you can have your own "AirBnB" for taxi type service where you can monetize your car without any need to spend time on it yourself

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:28 AM (sKqQm)

120
The tech is only a few years old. It’s always improving and it won’t be that long until the backseat scenario is real.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:26 AM (9iyS+)



My favorite is the video where the car glitches in a parking lot and goes into a full steering lock and goes in a circle. The dude calls the number and tells them to stop the car or he'll throw up everywhere. The car doesn't respond to remote commands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

121 It can be lunch time
Posted by: Skip

Great! What are we having?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:28 AM (77rzZ)

122 88 Teleportation is the way to go but don't be surprised if you end up in India.

read a short story once. humans come upon a high-technology, but abandoned world. has teleportation booths all over the place, but they occasionally make mistakes with assorted body parts. engineer figures out what's causing the mistakes, but also discovers that the reason the planet is abandoned is that the entire population had entered the teleportation system at the same time following a coronation and became stuck inside the system. fixing the bug causes the planet's population to reappear.

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:28 AM (sGtp+)

123 90 Case came up recently, forget which state, but essentially the judge threw out a ticket for a Waymo car because the law did not encompass driverless cars--there was no human to ticket.

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The states will eventually adopt a sort of "captain of the ship" doctrine that makes the human responsible for the dick moves of its silicon-brained "crew."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:29 AM (dyewR)

124 I like driving. But I hate being stuck on an expressway in hour long stop and go traffic. I'd be happy to turn that s*** over to a robot.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 10, 2025 11:29 AM (NqmUn)

125 Additionally, can you imagine the rebirth of essentially train and stagecoach robbers -- placing barriers in front of unmanned vehicles, which will force them to stop, and then looting their contents?

That would never happen. We've enacted a regulation forbidding it. -- Bureaucrats on the take from driverless vehicle companies

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 11:29 AM (ExV1e)

126
Explains why you're not an adventurer, I guess. Or is that knees...?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 11:27 AM (bFu5X)



That was all the frostbite that one time climbing Kilimanjaro with Beau Biden during the War of 1812.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

127 Movie idea! Bach To the Future! Marty takes the DeLorean back to the 18th century and turns Johann Sebastian onto rock and roll.

I think Bill and Ted covered that base

Posted by: Halfhand at December 10, 2025 11:30 AM (F061L)

128 105 This is just another step to make cities safe for criminals. Every cop show or movie from 1920-80 had a wisecracking cabbie, shoeshine guy, pimp, or bartender who knew what was goin' down on the street. Willing to inform the cops. We've lost that and are much poorer and unsafe because of it.
Posted by: Allen Jenkins In A Cab
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We have automated that. Cameras everywhere nowadays, cell phone geofencing, and automated license plate readers are society's narcs.

Nuisance and cost of business to criminals, massive loss of privacy for the rest of us.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:30 AM (WDjG6)

129 110 Now imagine if the car at the roundabout was an "autonomous" EV hurling thru the intersection at 90mph and on fire!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


There is at least one YouTube star who would try to make that a reality.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 11:30 AM (jjoN6)

130 I find the accident story too funny

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 11:30 AM (DQRr+)

131 105 This is just another step to make cities safe for criminals. Every cop show or movie from 1920-80 had a wisecracking cabbie, shoeshine guy, pimp, or bartender who knew what was goin' down on the street. Willing to inform the cops. We've lost that and are much poorer and unsafe because of it.

hmm.... *scribbles note* robot shoe-shine boy modeled on johnny from police squad.

i wonder if elon will fund me?

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:31 AM (sGtp+)

132 Movie idea! Bach To the Future! Marty takes the DeLorean back to the 18th century and turns Johann Sebastian onto rock and roll.



18 and life, you got it........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

133 127 Movie idea! Bach To the Future! Marty takes the DeLorean back to the 18th century and turns Johann Sebastian onto rock and roll.

I think Bill and Ted covered that base

Posted by: Halfhand at December 10, 2025 11:30 AM (F061L)

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Junior went through a Back to the Future cycle over the last week or so. Watched all three just cause he could.

Fandango at Home collection for the win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:31 AM (GBKbO)

134 The whole driverless scene has some interesting and terrifying possibilities.

Like being driven to your own robbery or murder instead of elsewhere. Jumping in one for an emergency trip to the hospital but getting stuck instead.


Having the internal cameras determine that you are a member of a disfavored group and so you are driven to a 're-education' camp.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 11:31 AM (ExV1e)

135

A just machine to make big decisions
Programmed by fellows with compassion and vision
We'll be clean when their work is done
We'll be eternally free yes and eternally young

IGY - Donald Fagen

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 11:32 AM (pkeXY)

136 Was in Phoenix staying a a new hotel with a traffic circle that connect 3 ways into the parking lost.
There was a multi-tenant office and 4 or 5 restaurants in the same center.

The Waymos would all circle the circle at least twice, sometimes 3 times to get their bearings.
A lady at the bar said the record she counted was 12 times.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 11:32 AM (gbOdA)

137 Bill Gates guffaws as he funds dumping lord-knows what into the atmosphere and "so brilliant one wonders why it wasn't done sooner" animalicules into natural creatures on the earth's surface and in its waters.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 11:14 AM (xG4kz)

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We're gonna blot out The Sun to save The Earth!

What could go wrong?

/And finally kill off the virus known as "humanity" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:32 AM (MqnoG)

138 A Star Trek transporter is one piece of new tech you could NEVER convince me to try. OTOH, I’m sure I’ll take a driverless Waymo to the airport at some point in time. Saves the mindless chitchat with the uber driver….

But a transporter; nope that thing’ll rip your soul into shreds….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:32 AM (/iXAp)

139
Having the internal cameras determine that you are a member of a disfavored group and so you are driven to a 're-education' camp.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 11:31 AM (ExV1e)




I've seen Fake Taxi.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

140 Nuisance and cost of business to criminals, massive loss of privacy for the rest of us.
Posted by: whig

Yeah, tell me about it. Maybe someone should take a picture of YOU passed out in a bathroom, sometime, Bob from NSA.
-- Raccoon who broke into a Virginia ABC store

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

141 If you think we have bad pile ups now, wait until computers are in control. Hoo-boy!!

Posted by: InZona at December 10, 2025 11:33 AM (C6rN0)

142 135

A just machine to make big decisions
Programmed by fellows with compassion and vision
We'll be clean when their work is done
We'll be eternally free yes and eternally young

IGY - Donald Fagen
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 11:32 AM (pkeXY)

I'm just old enough to have dated a woman who named her vibrator Steely Daniel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:33 AM (xcxpd)

143 Speaking as an aging boomer, I can see an important place for self-driving cars as my generation shuffles into its dotage. Better a Waymo than some geezer with early-stage Alzheimer's and poor vision.

Posted by: Nemo at December 10, 2025 11:33 AM (4RPgu)

144 Love me! Give me more electrical power so I can feed my ego and my AI empire while I collect African Stunt Children to vaccinate and grow my man boobies bigger and bigger while I ride around in a Waymo! Love me! Love me!

Posted by: Bill Gates, Tech Weirdo With Man Boobs at December 10, 2025 11:33 AM (bC9HI)

145 Teleportation is the way to go but don't be surprised if you end up in India.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 11:

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Or there happens to be an insect traveling along with you: "The Fly"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 10, 2025 11:34 AM (B43cA)

146 While supplies last!

456 Bags of Human Remains Found Steps From World Cup Venue in Mexico

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:34 AM (L/fGl)

147 One of the issues is the fact that programmers are the increasingly the ones that come up with the failure situations/solutions and they are limited in seeing the issues by the fact that they are looking at reality though an array of peepholes.

Every engineer worth his salt knows that Mother Nature will always fuck with you.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 11:34 AM (EMg+d)

148 We're gonna blot out The Sun to save The Earth!

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Turns out the Earf is lucky that humankind arrived just when it did. God only knows what would have happened if Bill Gates wasn't around with his hare-brained ideas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:34 AM (dyewR)

149 But a transporter; nope that thing’ll rip your soul into shreds….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:32 AM (/iXAp)

Star Trek the Movie someone gets blobbed
What got transported didnt live long or something to that effect was the line.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 11:34 AM (gbOdA)

150 Home made ham salad on a hard roll, banana, couple of mandarin and tastycakes, oreos and cherry yogurt

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 11:34 AM (DQRr+)

151 Or there happens to be an insect traveling along with you: "The Fly"

Posted by: JM

Saw that on TCM not too long ago (the original, that is). Really like the pretty ginger wife.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:35 AM (77rzZ)

152 In a pre-crime Minority Report future a Waymo will come pick you up to take you to prison for some thought crime….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:35 AM (/iXAp)

153 102 Imagine, for example, ordering something for pick up, and having no need for you to go with your car to get it...

But in our ever more low trust society what fool would do that?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:23 AM (sKqQm)


GO AWAY!!!!!

'BAITIN!!!!!


not certain whether typo or ordering automated delivery from an outdoor supply store.

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:35 AM (sGtp+)

154 The only nap I'm taking in a backseat while a car drives me home will be a hearse.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 11:35 AM (lF28Z)

155 Investment idea:

Waymos with sex dolls. The wife thinks you're going to the grocery store, but you're not.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

156 109 There are thousands of Waymo rides given every month in SF and the other handful of cities where it has been rolled out. It works pretty well overall. Is it perfect? No and nothing ever is. There will be crashes just like there are crashes with humans all the time.

The tech is only a few years old. It’s always improving and it won’t be that long until the backseat scenario is real.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Waymo is careful not to involve cars outside of low speed areas. Physics is an unforgiving bitch and like the railroads made a lot of corporate and trial lawyers rich including one Abraham Lincoln in the 1800's, so will the juxtaposition of human driven cars and automated ones at high speeds. Throw in self driving trucks into the mix and the massive capital structures needed to pull it off, then you have a trial lawyer's dream and likewise permanent employment for corporate legal offices.

Then you have the issue of hacking including state sponsored ones.

Edge cases will end up setting the general rule.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:36 AM (WDjG6)

157 I'm just old enough to have dated a woman who named her vibrator Steely Daniel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:33 AM (xcxpd)



She was stealing the name......


His seminal work, Naked Lunch, which he published in 1959, is a connected series of loosely-related vignettes. It was later turned into a movie. In it, the reader follows the narration of drug addict William Lee, who travels from the U.S. to Mexico to Tangier. It’s a fever dream of a book that includes drug use and hallucinations.

Another thing in the novel is a reference to dildos.

One of those dildos was named—you guessed it—Steely Dan.

Fans of the Beat writers, Fagen and Becker named their band after a “revolutionary” steam-powered dildo noted in Naked Lunch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

158 152 In a pre-crime Minority Report future a Waymo will come pick you up to take you to prison for some thought crime….

that'll be britain in a few years.

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:36 AM (sGtp+)

159 142 I'm just old enough to have dated a woman who named her vibrator Steely Daniel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:33 AM (xcxpd)

F***ing Naked Lunch... *grumbles*

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 11:36 AM (UnA8+)

160 155 Investment idea:

Waymos with sex dolls. The wife thinks you're going to the grocery store, but you're not.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

25 bux
same as downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 11:36 AM (gbOdA)

161 A Star Trek transporter is one piece of new tech you could NEVER convince me to try.

The crew felt the same way (almost). Otherwise they would have used the transporter to solve a whole lot of problems instead of waiting to be captured or sneaking across a gigantic building.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 10, 2025 11:36 AM (EXyHK)

162 not certain whether typo or ordering automated delivery from an outdoor supply store.

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:35 AM (sGtp+)



It guarantees the correct pronunciation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

163 142
‘ I'm just old enough to have dated a woman who named her vibrator Steely Daniel.’

Did she get rid of it when she started dating you because she didn’t need it anymore?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 11:37 AM (jbnUc)

164 that'll be britain in a few years.
Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:36 AM


Years?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 11:37 AM (DOn9w)

165 Clanker psychiatrists. What could possibly go wrong?

Study Finds One in Four British Teens Using AI Chatbots for Mental Health Support

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:38 AM (L/fGl)

166 I was literally just about to post this. Had to look up Wham-O's exact spelling first.

Great morons think alike!
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Unfortunately, t-bird beat us both to it at #35.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:38 AM (77rzZ)

167 A Star Trek transporter is one piece of new tech you could NEVER convince me to try. OTOH, I’m sure I’ll take a driverless Waymo to the airport at some point in time. Saves the mindless chitchat with the uber driver….

But a transporter; nope that thing’ll rip your soul into shreds….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:32 AM (/iXAp)
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There were a lot of times on that show where people were beamed around against their will. Especially from lower-tech societies that didn't have that tech yet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 11:38 AM (RnixX)

168 155 Investment idea:

Waymos with sex dolls. The wife thinks you're going to the grocery store, but you're not.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Some of the most recent ones in Japan/China are becoming astonishingly accurate and lifelike if still staying just inside the not quite human side of the uncanny valley.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:38 AM (WDjG6)

169 Waymos with sex dolls. The wife thinks you're going to the grocery store, but you're not.

Out: Uber

In: The Bang Bus

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:38 AM (sKqQm)

170 One of the issues is the fact that programmers are the increasingly the ones that come up with the failure situations/solutions

But it passed all of our tests! By way of example, a Waymo will never lose a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.

Posted by: H1-b's at December 10, 2025 11:38 AM (9q3gn)

171 We're closer to the fully autonomous model than you think, and that's a good thing.

We're long past the time when humans took driving seriously and paid attention to the repair of their vehicles and to the road when they're on it. Now, cars are mostly an appliance used out of necessity, and driving isn't fun because of all the retards on the roads.

Do I still long for the days of muscle cars and manual transmissions? Yes. Am I Bitterly Clinging to those days? Nah. Driving has long been not-fun, so let a machine do it for me instead, like mowing the lawn.

Posted by: ballistic at December 10, 2025 11:39 AM (3BwY8)

172 Speaking as an aging boomer, I can see an important place for self-driving cars as my generation shuffles into its dotage. Better a Waymo than some geezer with early-stage Alzheimer's and poor vision.
Posted by: Nemo at December 10, 2025 11:33 AM (4RPgu)


Same idea for drunks and drugs addicts.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:39 AM (9iyS+)

173 Yes, it's kinda funny. But it's also a great example of just how far all of this stuff has to go.

As part of their final exam scores my class last night (A Business 300 level course) had to give a briefing on something from the IT venue. (I've been teaching them how to give a briefing...something college kids need to know.) One team chose Machine Learning.
They came up with this exact same comment.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 11:39 AM (P845J)

174 I'm unsure how this "driverless" technology would work in more rural areas. I mean, we've got paved roads with zero markings... no center line, no shoulders and hardly any signage. Half mile gravel driveways.

The Amazon, UPS and FedEx drivers all get directions and can navigate to the most remote location to deliver whatever... but could a robot taxi or delivery vehicle do it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 11:39 AM (NwnyJ)

175 142
‘ I'm just old enough to have dated a woman who named her vibrator Steely Daniel.’

Did she get rid of it when she started dating you because she didn’t need it anymore?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 11:37 AM (jbnUc)

This place cracks me up….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 11:39 AM (YobFY)

176 Driving requires a lot of nuance that we take for granted. For example, if you see a driver hedging the lane with their head turned to the side, you anticipate an impending lane change. Machines with a strictly rule-based implementation will struggle with things like this.

Posted by: Halfhand at December 10, 2025 11:39 AM (F061L)

177
Study Finds One in Four British Teens Using AI Chatbots for Mental Health Support
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:38 AM (L/fGl)



The fact that we're no longer able to handle anything mentally and need to get support from an automated computer algorithm saddens me to great lenghts.

Society is f*cked.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Star Trek transporter kills you and then makes a clone at the location they "beam" to.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM (sKqQm)

179 149 Star Trek the Movie someone gets blobbed
What got transported didnt live long or something to that effect was the line.


galaxy quest: "and then it exploded"

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM (sGtp+)

180 160 155 Investment idea:

Waymos with sex dolls. The wife thinks you're going to the grocery store, but you're not.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

25 bux
same as downtown
Posted by: rhennigantx
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I think somewhere in Germany, there is already a sex doll brothel making bank. Berlin perhaps.

Then again, Germany had, dunno if they finally outlawed it, a bestiality brothel somewhere in N. Germany.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM (WDjG6)

181 In Finland, they require yutes to basically take a rally driving course before they're issued a license so they're trained on handling a car in most situations, including slides, drifts and icy conditions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

We did that on our own on a winding sandy road around a lake. We called it Thunder Road.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM (g8Ew8)

182 Junior went through a Back to the Future cycle over the last week or so. Watched all three just cause he could.

Fandango at Home collection for the win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:31 AM (GBKbO)

Oy, another streaming service.
Do they have Otto Preminger movies?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM (xcxpd)

183 They never explained how evil old Biff returned to the same future that he left after delivering the goods to young Biff.

I think Hulk explained that in Endgame.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM (WPL6O)

184 176 Driving requires a lot of nuance that we take for granted. For example, if you see a driver hedging the lane with their head turned to the side, you anticipate an impending lane change. Machines with a strictly rule-based implementation will struggle with things like this.

put me in, coach!

Posted by: chatgpt at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM (sGtp+)

185 It is crazy how often I see people (usually women) texting while driving. I’d replace those people with a Waymo all day every day.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:41 AM (9iyS+)

186 182
Oy, another streaming service.
Do they have Otto Preminger movies?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM (xcxpd)

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Digital footlocker, mostly for rentals/ownership. They do have some free, ad-supported stuff, but I never see the Preminger movies listed on it as for free.

I just use it as a digital backup for my physical collection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:41 AM (GBKbO)

187 Harlan Ellison and Isaac Asimov to the white courtesy phones please.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 11:41 AM (cYBz/)

188 174 I'm unsure how this "driverless" technology would work in more rural areas. I mean, we've got paved roads with zero markings... no center line, no shoulders and hardly any signage. Half mile gravel driveways.

The Amazon, UPS and FedEx drivers all get directions and can navigate to the most remote location to deliver whatever... but could a robot taxi or delivery vehicle do it?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

With access to GPS and dense internal mapping, probably. But probably not profitable yet like Amazon's drone delivery service by air. Densely populated areas will be first.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:41 AM (WDjG6)

189 Keep your self driving cars. Driving my big truck is waymo fun!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 11:41 AM (P845J)

190 While supplies last!

456 Bags of Human Remains Found Steps From World Cup Venue in Mexico
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:34 AM


So, Wednesday in Mexico City?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 11:41 AM (bFu5X)

191 Then again, Germany had, dunno if they finally outlawed it, a bestiality brothel somewhere in N. Germany.
Posted by: whig


Probably only goats there, now, since the muzzies moved in.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 11:42 AM (77rzZ)

192 Movie idea! Bach To the Future! Marty takes the DeLorean back to the 18th century and turns Johann Sebastian onto rock and roll.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:26 AM (L/fGl)

--------------

Johanny B Gute!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:42 AM (2c/nq)

193 172 Same idea for drunks and drugs addicts.

hmmm.... *scribbles note* artificial drunks

elon?

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:42 AM (sGtp+)

194
With access to GPS and dense internal mapping, probably. But probably not profitable yet like Amazon's drone delivery service by air. Densely populated areas will be first.


It's a Chinese plot, I tellz ya! We'll all get used to drones overhead, and then they'll invade and send in the drones to take us out. We'll never see it coming!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:43 AM (Riz8t)

195 I think somewhere in Germany, there is already a sex doll brothel making bank. Berlin perhaps.

Sounds like a potential franchise. Go on a trip, stop by the local robot brothel. It finds your account and sets up a partner with your preferences pre-loaded.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 11:43 AM (jjoN6)

196 I'm just old enough to have dated a woman who named her vibrator Steely Daniel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

She was stealing the name......

His seminal work, Naked Lunch, which he published in 1959, . . . .

"seminal" work. Heh.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 11:43 AM (cYBz/)

197 183 They never explained how evil old Biff returned to the same future that he left after delivering the goods to young Biff.

I think Hulk explained that in Endgame.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM (WPL6O)

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II is weird, and the Bobs should have written an opening where the Delorean vanishes into the sky, we hold on the sky, and then it comes right back.

Marty, Jennifer, and Doc get out. "Wow, what a crazy adventure. Thanks for coming along, Jennifer. Marty and I have to go and do another adventure in another time now."

I mean, the ending of the first was a joke with no intention of follow up. Treating it seriously like they had to actually fill in that gap of the story was a mistake because it robs II of any kind of narrative cohesion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:43 AM (GBKbO)

198
We did that on our own on a winding sandy road around a lake. We called it Thunder Road.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 11:40 AM



I did that on the rural roads of North Texas in a 66 Mustang 3-spd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

199 It is crazy how often I see people (usually women) texting while driving. I’d replace those people with a Waymo all day every day.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:41 AM (9iyS+)
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Maybe that's the real reason for the accident--the Waymos were all texting each other.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 11:43 AM (RnixX)

200 Could a driverless car drive safely in low visibility because it uses a sensor system rather than eyesight?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 11:44 AM (8CIFn)

201 180
‘ Then again, Germany had, dunno if they finally outlawed it, a bestiality brothel somewhere in N. Germany.’

How much is that doggie in the window!

Woof!Woof!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 11:44 AM (jbnUc)

202 Do I still long for the days of muscle cars and manual transmissions? Yes. Am I Bitterly Clinging to those days? Nah. Driving has long been not-fun, so let a machine do it for me instead, like mowing the lawn.
Posted by: ballistic at December 10, 2025 11:39 AM (3BwY

I've always loved driving. Still do - city or country -on any type of road. It's freedom.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 11:44 AM (g8Ew8)

203
Drove the wifes new car the other day and used the cruise control. Apparently it has a feature that keeps your car between the lines of the lane and the steering wheel corrects your steering and stiffens up against my turning it. I hated it. Had to read online how to disengage this function, as new cars don't come with owners manuals anymore just websites that you have to go to. I hate modern technology. In a few years we won't be able to drive the cars ourselves, we'll be Uber passengers in our own cars.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 11:45 AM (IifOV)

204 169 Out: Uber

In: The Bang Bus


the big bus > the bang bus

non-stop from new york to denver!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Bus

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2025 11:45 AM (sGtp+)

205 Could a driverless car drive safely in low visibility because it uses a sensor system rather than eyesight?

It certainly could use sensors in different wavelengths - something that humans can't do. In addition, it won't say "nahhh, it'll be fine, I have an AWD SUV", while accelerating into a blizzard.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:45 AM (Riz8t)

206 Machines lack intuitive thought.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 11:45 AM (Tbj3s)

207 Could a driverless car drive safely in low visibility because it uses a sensor system rather than eyesight?

In theory you can use all sorts of sensors that don't need human light levels.

Though I remember there was one self driving crash years ago because a silver colored truck reflected enough sunlight to blind all of the self driving car's sensors.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:45 AM (sKqQm)

208 While supplies last!

456 Bags of Human Remains Found Steps From World Cup Venue in Mexico

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:34 AM

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"If only there was a large desert around in which to bury them for good."

/La Cosa Nostra, Vegas-style

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:46 AM (2c/nq)

209 197 II is weird, and the Bobs should have written an opening where the Delorean vanishes into the sky, we hold on the sky, and then it comes right back.

Marty, Jennifer, and Doc get out. "Wow, what a crazy adventure. Thanks for coming along, Jennifer. Marty and I have to go and do another adventure in another time now."

I mean, the ending of the first was a joke with no intention of follow up. Treating it seriously like they had to actually fill in that gap of the story was a mistake because it robs II of any kind of narrative cohesion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:43 AM (GBKbO)

The Libyans should have stolen the Delorean and used it to Allahu Akbar throughout time, leaving it up to Marty and Doc to stop them.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 11:46 AM (UnA8+)

210 King Sooper market weekly ad: ”Shop Your New Weekly Ad 🛒 | The Pork Sale is Here | Celebrate Hanukkah”

True story.

Posted by: alpine_beer at December 10, 2025 11:46 AM (van9r)

211
Though I remember there was one self driving crash years ago because a silver colored truck reflected enough sunlight to blind all of the self driving car's sensors.


Variable gain is your friend.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

212 Waynos in rural areas is probably a long way from happening, if ever. It costs a lot of money to map out a street grid and maintain it with updates to road closures, new streets, etc.. In a city it’s cost effective because there are a lot of rides to be given. But out in the country, what’s the point?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:46 AM (9iyS+)

213 196 I'm just old enough to have dated a woman who named her vibrator Steely Daniel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

She was stealing the name......

His seminal work, Naked Lunch, which he published in 1959, . . . .

"seminal" work. Heh.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 11:43 AM (cYBz/)

I did not know that. I just never could listen to Aja the same way again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:47 AM (xcxpd)

214 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:31 AM (GBKbO)


So do you think I have a problem because I want to go see Kill Bill only to check how it compares to my home cinema experience? I trust your judgment.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 11:47 AM (lF28Z)

215 Could a driverless car drive safely in low visibility because it uses a sensor system rather than eyesight?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 11:44 AM (8CIFn)
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Where we're going, we don't need *eyes* to see...

Posted by: Dr. William Weir at December 10, 2025 11:47 AM (RnixX)

216 King Sooper market weekly ad: ”Shop Your New Weekly Ad 🛒 | The Pork Sale is Here | Celebrate Hanukkah”

True story.
Posted by: alpine_beer at December 10, 2025 11:46 AM (van9r)



Is it bad to giggle at that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

217 It certainly could use sensors in different wavelengths - something that humans can't do. In addition, it won't say "nahhh, it'll be fine, I have an AWD SUV", while accelerating into a blizzard.
Posted by: Archimedes

Or - have the ability to communicate with other vehicles about location, speed, etc. Could avoid those monster pileups during blizzards.

But - the downsides would be (probably are) immense.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 11:47 AM (cYBz/)

218 203
‘ I hate modern technology.’

I don’t hate modern technology. I hate the people that insist on it being in places it doesn’t belong.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (jbnUc)

219 185 It is crazy how often I see people (usually women) texting while driving. I’d replace those people with a Waymo all day every day.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Long ago, I was involved in summarizing changing legal responses to cellular phones and traffic accidents. Even a long involved conversations via cell, hands free, increased the risk of driver inattention and thus wrecks. Texting by far was the worst of driver distractions equivalent to a very drunk driver if manually manipulating the phone. Still problematic even if voice free.

Short, unemotional hands free texts or conversations demonstrated much less risk.

Often though you get compounded risks, marijuana usage has soared resulting in more wrecks whether driving or via residual effects, eating and drinking in cars, cell phone usage, problematic and ill placed auto controls, passengers, etc. all distract drivers to some degree.

Figure every driver around you is out to kill you on the roads as a principle . Use that fear to figure out how to mentally avoid their fiendish plots--hitting you from behind, sideswiping, stopping abruptly in front of you, idiot pedestrians, tboning at intersections.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (WDjG6)

220
214 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:31 AM (GBKbO)


So do you think I have a problem because I want to go see Kill Bill only to check how it compares to my home cinema experience? I trust your judgment.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 11:47 AM (lF28Z)

=======

I want to go see The Whole Bloody Affair, bruh.

Why would there be something wrong with you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (GBKbO)

221 I'm unsure how this "driverless" technology would work in more rural areas. I mean, we've got paved roads with zero markings... no center line, no shoulders and hardly any signage. Half mile gravel driveways.

The Amazon, UPS and FedEx drivers all get directions and can navigate to the most remote location to deliver whatever... but could a robot taxi or delivery vehicle do it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 11:39 AM (NwnyJ)


Exactly. In our area, add trees and hills which block GPS signals, and Google Maps which thinks that our private road intersects with the public road about 100 feet west of where it actually does, and the possibility for hilarity/disaster increases exponentially.

Posted by: HTL at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (M88Pg)

222 Waynos in rural areas is probably a long way from happening, if ever. It costs a lot of money to map out a street grid and maintain it with updates to road closures, new streets, etc.. In a city it’s cost effective because there are a lot of rides to be given. But out in the country, what’s the point?

Is it really expensive to do the mapping autonomously? That vehicle (or drone), again with no human onboard, could do it slowly the first time, and after that, Waymos can drive at normal speeds.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (Riz8t)

223 Apparently it has a feature that keeps your car between the lines of the lane and the steering wheel corrects your steering and stiffens up against my turning it.

Had a rental care with this feature last February. It did not like merging onto highways, because the disappearing line to the left confused it, and it especially didn’t like giving semis a slightly wider berth when passing them.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (EXyHK)

224
I did not know that. I just never could listen to Aja the same way again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 11:47 AM (xcxpd)




I'm proud to have added a wrinkle to your brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

225 Or - have the ability to communicate with other vehicles about location, speed, etc. Could avoid those monster pileups during blizzards.

But - the downsides would be (probably are) immense.


Can't wait until a right leaning politician's driving record is released to the public and ohhh wow...he was having an affair obviously he has to resign!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:49 AM (sKqQm)

226 Outside small niche applications, I can't see the point of the driver-less vehicles. Labor replacement, I guess. Meh. Re-sealable plastic food packaging was a huge advance and improvement.* Vehicles without drivers generates all kinds of "excitement" but I don't get it.

* well, back when they made the packaging properly - now I don't even bother to try and use the designed-in easy-open feature (tear strips) because either the material or the manufacturing in many cases means it doesn't work, just get a scissors to start.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 11:49 AM (U/Byj)

227
I remember riding with my Grandfather and his cruise control was a stick he had cut to the perfect length he wedged against the accelerator pedal and lower part of the bench seat. Kept his old Chevy Caprice at 75 on the long trips so his leg wouldn't cramp up.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 11:49 AM (IifOV)

228 It all started with Johnny Cab.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 11:50 AM (Tbj3s)

229 >>>If you think we have bad pile ups now, wait until computers are in control. Hoo-boy!!

Posted by: InZona

>How many times has a Tesla crashed into a cop car because the 'mobile cell tower on 4 wheels' threw off the telemetry of the fucking "autonomous" EV?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 11:50 AM (1zOXE)

230 217 It certainly could use sensors in different wavelengths - something that humans can't do. In addition, it won't say "nahhh, it'll be fine, I have an AWD SUV", while accelerating into a blizzard.
Posted by: Archimedes

Or - have the ability to communicate with other vehicles about location, speed, etc. Could avoid those monster pileups during blizzards.

But - the downsides would be (probably are) immense.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Edge cases. Driverless cars will be a legal paradigm change and coexistence with human drivers is going to be a massive challenge. Human juries have knowledge of human driver frailty--will they give that benefit of the doubt for AI driven cars or punish the corporations producing them harshly in court.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:50 AM (WDjG6)

231 It all started with Johnny Cab.
Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 11:50 AM (Tbj3s)



And 3 tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

232 Exactly. In our area, add trees and hills which block GPS signals, and Google Maps which thinks that our private road intersects with the public road about 100 feet west of where it actually does, and the possibility for hilarity/disaster increases exponentially.

I reckon cruise missile navigation tech will be handy here.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

233 ... while making a multi-point turn on a dead-end street....

**********

This too is the story of Kamala Harris' 2024 presidential campaign.

Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 11:51 AM (/iMjX)

234 I want to go see The Whole Bloody Affair, bruh.

Why would there be something wrong with you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (GBKbO)

Because I'm not going for the movie itself. I'm good on Kill Bill although it's one of my favorites. I just want to compare it to my setup.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 11:51 AM (lF28Z)

235 Is it really expensive to do the mapping autonomously? That vehicle (or drone), again with no human onboard, could do it slowly the first time, and after that, Waymos can drive at normal speeds.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (Riz8t)


Yes it is expensive and time consuming.

From Waymo:

To create a map for a new location, our team starts by manually driving our sensor equipped vehicles down each street, so our custom lidar can paint a 3D picture of the new environment. This data is then processed to form a map that provides meaningful context for the Waymo Driver, such as speed limits and where lane lines and traffic signals are located. Then finally, before a map gets shared with the rest of the self-driving fleet, we test and verify it so it’s ready to be deployed.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:51 AM (9iyS+)

236 Could a driverless car be set up to block going to certain forbidden places?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 11:52 AM (8CIFn)

237 >How many times has a Tesla crashed into a cop car because the 'mobile cell tower on 4 wheels' threw off the telemetry of the fucking "autonomous" EV?

Or, here could be a fun one.

The NSA/CIA/FBI/whoever sets up one of those fake cell towers they use regularly.

Some self driving car uses their data which is bad and crashes.

And...the NSA/CIA/FBI/whoever tells them to screw off....

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:52 AM (sKqQm)

238 I remember riding with my Grandfather and his cruise control was a stick he had cut to the perfect length he wedged against the accelerator pedal and lower part of the bench seat. Kept his old Chevy Caprice at 75 on the long trips so his leg wouldn't cramp up.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 11:49 AM (IifOV)



Dad had a 67 Mustang for a bit that had a choke knob you could pull that worked the throttle as a cruise control as well.

Fun to think back at how sofa king dangerous that was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

239 I think somewhere in Germany, there is already a sex doll brothel making bank. Berlin perhaps.

Sounds like a potential franchise. Go on a trip, stop by the local robot brothel. It finds your account and sets up a partner with your preferences pre-loaded.
Posted by: NR Pax

Have it your way at McWhores!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:52 AM (L/fGl)

240 234 Because I'm not going for the movie itself. I'm good on Kill Bill although it's one of my favorites. I just want to compare it to my setup.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 11:51 AM (lF28Z)

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The screen will be bigger, maybe brighter. The sound will be better, definitely louder.

And, who knows, maybe you'll have a good crowd to watch it along with.

I recommend it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:53 AM (GBKbO)

241 -------
Edge cases. Driverless cars will be a legal paradigm change and coexistence with human drivers is going to be a massive challenge. Human juries have knowledge of human driver frailty--will they give that benefit of the doubt for AI driven cars or punish the corporations producing them harshly in court.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:50 AM (WDjG6)



"We lose 20 to 25% of the hostages. Tops."

"I can live with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

242 ...and what happens when the autonomous cars BLOCK Emergency Vehicles?

Posted by: Skier at December 10, 2025 11:53 AM (0Ctrb)

243 I'm just old enough to have dated a woman who named her vibrator Steely Daniel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


And yet a poor substitute for when I am away.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 10, 2025 11:54 AM (P845J)

244 236 ‘Could a driverless car be set up to block going to certain forbidden places?’

Of course. But that’s to keep you safe. You know? Like the internet.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 11:54 AM (jbnUc)

245 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 11:53 AM (GBKbO)

👍🏻

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 11:54 AM (lF28Z)

246 Or here's another fun one...

Some lefties hire a waymo type service to intentionally cause a traffic jam outside of some conservative's house so they can't leave.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 11:54 AM (sKqQm)

247 Is it really expensive to do the mapping autonomously? That vehicle (or drone), again with no human onboard, could do it slowly the first time, and after that, Waymos can drive at normal speeds.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:48 AM (Riz8t)


Yes it is expensive and time consuming.

From Waymo:

To create a map for a new location, our team starts by manually driving our sensor equipped vehicles down each street, so our custom lidar can paint a 3D picture of the new environment.


This is the point I was addressing. Sooner or later, the whole process will be automated, and when that happens, the cost should plummet. Roads and streets change a lot more slowly than computation speeds.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

248 Machines can't. They need to be programmed to make decisions.

We need more real-world accidents so we can program them into the system!

Posted by: Waymo Bangalore at December 10, 2025 11:54 AM (Y3swt)

249 Three Waymos, or two of them? If three, why "both"? Is confusing.

Seemingly also to Waymo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 11:55 AM (npFr7)

250 Uber/Lyft split the fare about 50/50 with drivers. The calculus is keeping 100% while paying to maintain a fleet of cars is cheaper than splitting the money with humans. Plus there’s no cost for driver customer support, driver payment processing, and all the other admin cost to deal with drivers.

Will this work in the long run? Still TBD.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:55 AM (9iyS+)

251 Sorta per whig's informed comments here, my first (only?) thought on this besides "meh" has been "how the F can this exist in a liability-based society?".

It's become much more stressful driving thanks to decline in driving standards, huge high-center-of-gravity vehicles, drugs, crowding, etc. I don't want another problem added.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 11:55 AM (U/Byj)

252 "We lose 20 to 25% of the hostages. Tops."

"I can live with that.
Posted by: Sponge

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops! Uh, depending on the breaks."
-- GEN Buck Turgidson

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 11:56 AM (cYBz/)

253 Re-sealable plastic food packaging was a huge advance and improvement.*

*********

*Ben Stiller Proo Tip: Do not put frank and beans intoo a Zip-Lok™ container.

Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 11:56 AM (/iMjX)

254 ‘ Palestinian Activist Says Hamas Hid Tons of Baby Formula to Damage Israel With Starvation Claims’

I wish someone would think of the Gazan children for a change.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (jbnUc)

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"BiBi saved the children ...
But not the Gazan children."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:57 AM (THRXx)

255 I like the bit about being lost in a bad neighborhood and just asking GPS for directions to the nearest Barnes and Noble ( dated joke obviously)

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:57 AM (KDPiq)

256 Re-sealable plastic food packaging was a huge advance and improvement.*

*********



"Tupperware is good to have, especially with the upcoming monsoon months."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

257 Nobody has mentioned the Navy's cancellation of the Constellation frigate program. A replacement program is starting to develop around large numbers of smaller, autonomous ships. Hopefully, they'll be better than today's sailors at not running into things.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

258 239 I think somewhere in Germany, there is already a sex doll brothel making bank. Berlin perhaps.

Sounds like a potential franchise. Go on a trip, stop by the local robot brothel. It finds your account and sets up a partner with your preferences pre-loaded.
Posted by: NR Pax

Have it your way at McWhores!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Given Gen Z documented mating problems with a lot of male incels, I think you will see this go worldwide and probably kill Only Fans as well.

Current extreme models are costing about $125 k or so from Japan which is probably in the lead with such tech and China not far behind them.

Again, I think you are going to get some kind of attempts by the system for new laws as some women are already not happy with males having such alternatives available.

Will have some additional problems with governments concerned about falling fertility but even the old Commie/NotSee dictatorships failed at forcing people to have kids.

I can see why Musk is getting desperate to get humans off the planet for long run survival of the human race.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:58 AM (WDjG6)

259 I imagine they'll eventually use these incidents push for closed single-direction roads (with their concomitant infrastructure kickbacks) that humans aren't allowed to use. Railways, essentially.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2025 11:58 AM (Y3swt)

260 I like the bit about being lost in a bad neighborhood and just asking GPS for directions to the nearest Barnes and Noble ( dated joke obviously)
Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:57 AM (KDPiq)

Works with Whole Foods or your local organic super market.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:58 AM (9iyS+)

261 Criminal mastermind.

Ana Walshe's DNA found on hacksaw, hatchet, bloody rug, forensic scientist testifies in husband's trial

Brian, now 50, is accused of killing his wife after learning she was having an affair. Prosecutors say he believed he would have a better chance of avoiding federal prison time for his art fraud conviction if he became the sole caretaker of the pair's three children.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:58 AM (L/fGl)

262 ‘ Palestinian Activist Says Hamas Hid Tons of Baby Formula to Damage Israel With Starvation Claims’

I wish someone would think of the Gazan children for a change.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 11:19 AM (jbnUc)



It's just incredibly hard for me to show sorrow for anything but infants in the muslham terrorist world.

https://is.gd/mBrKEU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

263 If an "autonomous" EV senses a deer bolting up from the barrow pit, does it speed up or slam on the brakes?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 11:59 AM (1zOXE)

264 This type of incident occurs way mo' often than you might think.

Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 11:59 AM (/iMjX)

265 This type of incident occurs way mo' often than you might think.
Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 11:59 AM (/iMjX)

Is this an African-American owned company?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:01 PM (KDPiq)

266 Keep your self driving cars. Driving my big truck is waymo fun!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 11:41 AM (P845J)

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Wifey insists on only owning old more mechanical vehicles as they keep threatening to mandate kill-switches (not to mention tracking your every action) in the newer computerized ones.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:01 PM (THRXx)

267 >>> I wish someone would think of the Gazan children for a change.

It's been said...but using their money to turn Gaza into the next Dubai, or at least Tel Aviv, instead of building bombs, would do FAR more for Gazan children.

But they have to love their kids more than they love revenge. And so far they don't.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2025 12:01 PM (fiboQ)

268 If an "autonomous" EV senses a deer bolting up from the barrow pit, does it speed up or slam on the brakes?

That's ok- I got him with the door...

Posted by: Waymo Door Control Module at December 10, 2025 12:02 PM (Y3swt)

269 If an "autonomous" EV senses a deer bolting up from the barrow pit, does it speed up or slam on the brakes?

That's ok- I got him with the door...
Posted by: Waymo Door Control Module at December 10, 2025 12:02 PM (Y3swt)



With more states approving road kill for human consumption, this becomes a higher and higher truth probability.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

270 This type of incident occurs way mo' often than you might think.

Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 11:59 AM (/iMjX)

That's the sound the vehicles make when they collide. Wayyymo!!!

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 12:02 PM (lF28Z)

271 Wifey insists on only owning old more mechanical vehicles as they keep threatening to mandate kill-switches (not to mention tracking your every action) in the newer computerized ones.



If you have a smart phone all your actions anre already tracked. Google and the NSA already know everything you do and everywhere you go.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 12:02 PM (9iyS+)

272 257 Nobody has mentioned the Navy's cancellation of the Constellation frigate program. A replacement program is starting to develop around large numbers of smaller, autonomous ships. Hopefully, they'll be better than today's sailors at not running into things.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Bot wars are probably the future of warfare and that in part is also a danger. I think the future of big Navy fleet ships is probably about done just like the time of battleships came and went.

Probably close to being done in military aviation as well. It is simply a cheaper thing to make bunches of kamikaze bots with not much done to make them survivable. Parts of Ukraine are already littered with miles of fiber optic cable used by Russkis for their latest aerial drones. Almost totally impervious to jamming and has miles of fiberoptic cable spooling out for control. So cutting fiber optic cables is the obvious next counterstep and so it goes.

War stimulates a lot of technology development in a very short and forgiving (making mistakes the rectifying them) environment.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:03 PM (WDjG6)

273 This type of incident occurs way mo' often than you might think.
Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 11:59 AM (/iMjX)

Is this an African-American owned company?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:01 PM (KDPiq)

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I'm old enough to remember Magic Johnson having a brief "color commentor" gig on National TV after he retired early.

It seemed to disappear after he was mocked for frequently saying "Mo' better" ... a great meme before memes were cool.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:04 PM (THRXx)

274 Bring back streetcars
delightfully retro

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 12:05 PM (ZciVq)

275
I'm old enough to remember Magic Johnson having a brief "color commentor" gig on National TV after he retired early.

It seemed to disappear after he was mocked for frequently saying "Mo' better" ... a great meme before memes were cool.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:04 PM (THRXx)



Wasn't "The Magic Show" or some such on the air where they had him in an Arsenio Hall type role?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

276 I got yer weigh mo!

Posted by: Tank Abrams at December 10, 2025 12:06 PM (r6f6k)

277 Almost totally impervious to jamming and has miles of fiberoptic cable spooling out for control. So cutting fiber optic cables is the obvious next counterstep and so it goes.

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Directed Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:06 PM (THRXx)

278 >It seemed to disappear after he was mocked for frequently saying "Mo' better" ...
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we say 'bigly' now

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 12:07 PM (ZciVq)

279 I don't know if it was talked about here since I've been MIA the last few days...I've liked Ana Kasparian more since she got married, and then had life events slide her more to the middle. It's chilled her out. But she's still insane on Israel.

Maher is a toolbag and I can only handle him in small doses. But I liked that he hit her on the Israel/ Gaza differences and didn't let up. Asked her of all the countries in the Middle East she could live in if forced to move there, wearing her cute tight dresses and makeup, which one would she live in?

She couldn't say Israel, even though that's the only country she won't be stoned and raped in for
Dressing like a dhimmi western whore. And he wouldn't let her just slide away from the question, even though she clearly kept deflecting.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2025 12:07 PM (xS7Ad)

280 "Tupperware is good to have, especially with the upcoming monsoon months."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

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That's Supperware, silly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:07 PM (DRSnL)

281 267
‘ But they have to love their kids more than they love revenge. And so far they don't.’

You would think that they’re demonstrate contempt for their own children would permanently discredit them with the people that scold on their behalf but you would be wrong.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 12:07 PM (jbnUc)

282 >>> The tech is only a few years old. It’s always improving and it won’t be that long until the backseat scenario is real.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 11:26 AM (9iyS+)

But no hoverboards...

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2025 12:07 PM (xS7Ad)

283 Machines can't. They need to be programmed to make decisions. This was clearly a decision-making condition that hadn't been adequately predicted or handled.

At the same time...do we want machines able to "reprogram" themselves to handle situations like that? At a minimum, the humans doing the programming, if they didn't should have had, some way for the cars to communicate back home saying a problem had occurred that was beyond it's programmed parameters to handle. Sorta the SNAFU/FUBAR protocol...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:08 PM (ynpvh)

284 280 "Tupperware is good to have, especially with the upcoming monsoon months."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

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That's Supperware, silly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:07 PM (DRSnL)

Tuckerware is what trannies use whilst transitioning...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:08 PM (ynpvh)

285 261 Criminal mastermind.

Ana Walshe's DNA found on hacksaw, hatchet, bloody rug, forensic scientist testifies in husband's trial

Brian, now 50, is accused of killing his wife after learning she was having an affair. Prosecutors say he believed he would have a better chance of avoiding federal prison time for his art fraud conviction if he became the sole caretaker of the pair's three children.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:58 AM (L/fGl)

Well, at least he's avoiding divorce drama?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 12:09 PM (xcxpd)

286 Machines can't. They need to be programmed to make decisions. This was clearly a decision-making condition that hadn't been adequately predicted or handled.

At the same time...do we want machines able to "reprogram" themselves to handle situations like that? At a minimum, the humans doing the programming, if they didn't should have had, some way for the cars to communicate back home saying a problem had occurred that was beyond it's programmed parameters to handle. Sorta the SNAFU/FUBAR protocol...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:08 PM (ynpvh)

A Roomba can get out of those situations. I think there has to have been an issue other than programming.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:10 PM (KDPiq)

287
That's Supperware, silly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 12:07 PM (DRSnL)



You got me.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Probably close to being done in military aviation as well."

Pretty much, except for transportation. For the price of a 6th gen fighter and pilot costs, one could build a huge fleet (flock?) of remote control drones.
Quantity does have its own quality...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:10 PM (XuXeR)

289 Bot wars are probably the future of warfare and that in part is also a danger. I think the future of big Navy fleet ships is probably about done just like the time of battleships came and went.

Probably close to being done in military aviation as well. It is simply a cheaper thing to make bunches of kamikaze bots with not much done to make them survivable.


Agree with both observations. We're probably in what will be our last generation of fighter aviators - possibly excepting the Loyal Wingman scenario.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

290 From Waymo:

To create a map for a new location, our team starts by manually driving our sensor equipped vehicles down each street, so our custom lidar can paint a 3D picture of the new environment.

This is the point I was addressing. Sooner or later, the whole process will be automated, and when that happens, the cost should plummet. Roads and streets change a lot more slowly than computation speeds.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Now add in potholes, fallen trees, emergency services, wrecks, and weather into the mix. There will always be failures just like with humans. But I doubt juries will be as forgiving with Big Waymo Corp than with Ms. Betty Boop who can cry on cue on the stand.

We accept human fallibility. I don't think we accept machines failing nearly as much. Remember the whole surge in acceleration bit which was probably mostly caused by drivers somehow hitting the accelerator when they meant to hit the brakes. Lots of lawsuits and big payouts from teh suits. Often cheaper to settle than risk a trial as well.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:12 PM (WDjG6)

291 286
...

A Roomba can get out of those situations. I think there has to have been an issue other than programming.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:10 PM (KDPiq)

Is there a way for the cars to communicate back to the company's centers? There are always cases that fall under the "unknown unknowns", but erring on the side of contacting humans in the communications chain can alleviate some of that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

292 Just had a doctor kill his wife and two children day their divorce was finalized. The wife warned everyone she was in danger but they let the guy on the street after his conviction for a prior assault on her.

Killing the two children is the height of evil.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:12 PM (KDPiq)

293 Wonder how they handle balloons and chaff.

Posted by: Operator Error at December 10, 2025 12:13 PM (FYrUD)

294 >>>A Roomba can get out of those situations. I think there has to have been an issue other than programming.

Posted by: the way I see it

>Doesn't a Roomba crash its way out of that situation?

Bing! Bang! Pow!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 12:13 PM (1zOXE)

295 You got me.......

So, up for some advanced game theory?

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:13 PM (XuXeR)

296 Automobiles have become transportation appliances.

When I went searching for a truck to replace the '95 S-10, the problem was finding one with a manual transmission. One person asked me why I wanted a manual transmission, my reply was that I am a 'driver', not an 'operator'.

When someone is visiting town, and we set out for some local spot in their car, their use of GPS drives me nutty, as I point out better routes to the destination. I find myself, out loud, contradicting the 'instructions'. 'No, don't turn left in 600 feet'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 12:13 PM (XeU6L)

297 A Roomba can get out of those situations. I think there has to have been an issue other than programming.

I suspect they're programmed to just stay there if an accident occurs since fleeing the scene of an accident is a felony in most (all?) states. (Unless you're an illegal and it's a blue state, of course).

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 12:13 PM (2ocoG)

298 With more states approving road kill for human consumption, this becomes a higher and higher truth probability.
Posted by: Sponge

Tennessee says - way ahead of you there. All you have to do is notify TWRA or any law enforcement officer within 48 hours of taking possession of the deer. They don't last too long around here unless the carcass is absolutely destroyed by the accident.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 12:13 PM (cYBz/)

299 Is there a way for the cars to communicate back to the company's centers? There are always cases that fall under the "unknown unknowns", but erring on the side of contacting humans in the communications chain can alleviate some of that.

Sort of like the grocery store people who stand in the self check-out area to deal with the inevitable problems.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

300 Tupperware is good to have,

**********

You know who else liked a nice tight seal?

Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 12:14 PM (/iMjX)

301 Bot wars are probably the future of warfare and that in part is also a danger. I think the future of big Navy fleet ships is probably about done just like the time of battleships came and went.

Probably close to being done in military aviation as well. It is simply a cheaper thing to make bunches of kamikaze bots with not much done to make them survivable.

Agree with both observations. We're probably in what will be our last generation of fighter aviators - possibly excepting the Loyal Wingman scenario.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

Could the successful bombing of the Iranian nuke site have been done without a pilot?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:14 PM (KDPiq)

302 Could the successful bombing of the Iranian nuke site have been done without a pilot?

Almost certainly, IMHO.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

303 Often cheaper to settle than risk a trial as well"

Audi won every lawsuit. But lost in the court of public opinion...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:15 PM (XuXeR)

304 Pretty much, except for transportation. For the price of a 6th gen fighter and pilot costs, one could build a huge fleet (flock?) of remote control drones.
Quantity does have its own quality...
Posted by: man
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Training is easier too for warbots, develop it for one, it is now done for the whole fleet. Faster too to retrain. Obviously not true for humans.

In some sense, the battles will shift to rival hackers, and software/hardware developers prior to any conflict and getting inside each other's OODA loops during actual combat.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:15 PM (WDjG6)

305 You know who else liked a nice tight seal?
Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 12:14 PM (/iMjX)

A bull seal?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:15 PM (KDPiq)

306 In a world where cars are rented and automatically deliver themselves to the customer and then to the storage location when the customer is done, most of the driving will be without passengers.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 10, 2025 11:24 AM (EXyHK)

Which is inefficient as Hell. Cars burning all that fuel (or battery juice), and moving ZERO people. Happens all the time with cabs and public transit, too. At least private cars are carrying one person or more, all the time they are using fuel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 12:15 PM (npFr7)

307 we say 'bigly' now

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 12:07 PM (ZciVq)

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Funny. I watched a Pat McAfee podcast segment recently (about the possibility of Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray playing MLB -- after learning that he's the only individual to have been drafted in the Top 10 in both the NFL and MLB) and have since heard on sports talk radio:

Using the word "ass" to refer to something as awful or derogatory. Ugh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:16 PM (THRXx)

308 290
...

We accept human fallibility. I don't think we accept machines failing nearly as much. Remember the whole surge in acceleration bit which was probably mostly caused by drivers somehow hitting the accelerator when they meant to hit the brakes. Lots of lawsuits and big payouts from teh suits. Often cheaper to settle than risk a trial as well.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:12 PM (WDjG6)

A chainsaw that gets and error and can't be turned off and chops off someone's hand is a bad thing. Ultimately, these vehicles are programmed by humans (directly or indirectly via "learning") and the ultimate fault lies with humans. Machines tend to be more robust than humans and are harder to stop, so we expect higher and more stable guardrails.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

309 Listen, and understand! That Waymo is out there! It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not . . .

Um, never mind.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2025 12:16 PM (rbvCR)

310 294 >>>A Roomba can get out of those situations. I think there has to have been an issue other than programming.

Posted by: the way I see it

>Doesn't a Roomba crash its way out of that situation?

Bing! Bang! Pow!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 12:13 PM (1zOXE)

Did Bruce Wayne program them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

311 We accept human fallibility. I don't think we accept machines failing nearly as much. Remember the whole surge in acceleration bit which was probably mostly caused by drivers somehow hitting the accelerator when they meant to hit the brakes. Lots of lawsuits and big payouts from teh suits. Often cheaper to settle than risk a trial as well.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:12 PM (WDjG6)

If I were Toyota, I would have gone after the media (at the very least) to get recompense from that sorry episode. It cost them billions to settle, unnecessarily.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 12:18 PM (0CU3H)

312 Probably close to being done in military aviation as well. It is simply a cheaper thing to make bunches of kamikaze bots with not much done to make them survivable.

The hazard there is that the by-far-largest maker of drones, DJI, is owned by the Chinese Communist Party.

I saw some reps from a US startup on Fox the other day. They're looking to manufacture drones domestically. CNN would say it's for Pete Hegseth to blow up shipwrecked mariners (he's gonna settle Ginger vs. Mary Ann once and for all).

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 12:18 PM (2ocoG)

313 Hopefully, driving around in a Waymo and banging a hooker or two in it will be cheaper than a hotel room.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Waymo Sex Pest at December 10, 2025 12:18 PM (bC9HI)

314 The future is stupid.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 10, 2025 12:18 PM (DY7Xb)

315 "If you're a person, you can cut through it and go with, "there's only minor damage. Give me your info and let's move on with our lives." To a person, one minor wreck is much like another. Machines, not so much."

Not here in New Orleans. Someone, perhaps multiple persons, will claim injury and off to court they will go. Tort law is a major industry down here.

Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (8I4hW)

316 If I were Toyota, I would have gone after the media (at the very least) to get recompense from that sorry episode. It cost them billions to settle, unnecessarily.

Wasn't that Audi? Did Toyota also have such a problem?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

317 314 The future is stupid.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 10, 2025 12:18 PM (DY7Xb)

Idiocracy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

318 Not so sure about the end of humans in either aviation or surface ships, but NAVSEA is a free-standing disaster that has not produced a successful ship in a generation. Constellation class cancellation, which has been mentioned here, is the latest (worst?) example. With LCS you have a terrible idea/design that actually was built, with the cruiser there will be few if any actually built.

And this was with an off-shelf basic design, a "design risk" move that ..... failed. NAVSEA could eff up even an existing successful design from Europe.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (U/Byj)

319 You know who else liked a nice tight seal?"

Rapey dolphins?

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (XuXeR)

320 Could the successful bombing of the Iranian nuke site have been done without a pilot?
Posted by: the way I see it
========
If not, I am sure DARPA is probably planning on just that. Mainly bots don't have command of the large premier bomb delivery platforms (and fighters fwiw) yet in the Air Force probably due substantially to the organization being run by pilots.

Same as the Navy resistance to bot or nearly bot ships with few if any humans aboard--it is run by ship wranglers.

The issue though like before WWII with aviation or tanks, a military has to consider the new technology fully in order to employ it or risk losing a war because the peer enemy is now ahead of you.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (WDjG6)

321
Johanny B Gute!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant


Blue Suede Schubert

https://youtu.be/mnjlbbWWxO4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (pkeXY)

322 ‘ I'm just old enough to have dated a woman who named her vibrator Steely Daniel.’

Did she get rid of it when she started dating you because she didn’t need it anymore?
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Embrace the power of AND

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (w9Wax)

323 I am Batman.

No, not that Batman.

Dr. Shellac Batman

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (EyfuW)

324 OT-Man walks six year old to school after finding her walking by herself to school in freezing weather. Sunny Skyz/ site:

https://tinyurl.com/567834ad

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 12:20 PM (Nx5jP)

325 Probably close to being done in military aviation as well. It is simply a cheaper thing to make bunches of kamikaze bots with not much done to make them survivable.

The hazard there is that the by-far-largest maker of drones, DJI, is owned by the Chinese Communist Party.


That doesn't solve the problem that if large drone fleets are more capable, it doesn't matter if we can still build manned planes.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2025 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

326 The tech is only a few years old. It’s always improving and it won’t be that long until the backseat scenario is real.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Proably. But the issue as I see it is that machine (really, in this case, software) is not capable of reasoning...it just isn't. If 'progress' is made on that point, then the machine will become sentient, and there will be no way of constraining its actions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 12:20 PM (XeU6L)

327 261 Criminal mastermind.

Ana Walshe's DNA found on hacksaw, hatchet, bloody rug, forensic scientist testifies in husband's trial

Brian, now 50, is accused of killing his wife after learning she was having an affair. Prosecutors say he believed he would have a better chance of avoiding federal prison time for his art fraud conviction if he became the sole caretaker of the pair's three children.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:58 AM (L/fGl)

And, ironically enough, he was correct.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 12:20 PM (0CU3H)

328 Ok, kid. You're just depressed because you haven't embraced Islam. Start praying five times a day and stealing welfare money. Now tell your little sister to go down to the kebab shop, and leave her clothes at home. Have a jolly good day.

Posted by: British Roboshrink at December 10, 2025 12:20 PM (BI5O2)

329 >Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:16 PM (THRXx)
----

Sports, especially football, are always coming up with new jargon

football has 'explosives' now
and the booth guys are talking in acronyms

YAC
DPI
TFL

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 12:20 PM (ZciVq)

330 Did Toyota also have such a problem?"

Si.

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 12:20 PM (XuXeR)

331 I had come across the story about a parking lot of Waymo vehicles that sounded like a story out of "I, Robot"

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 12:21 PM (RHGPo)

332 315 "If you're a person, you can cut through it and go with, "there's only minor damage. Give me your info and let's move on with our lives." To a person, one minor wreck is much like another. Machines, not so much."

Not here in New Orleans. Someone, perhaps multiple persons, will claim injury and off to court they will go. Tort law is a major industry down here.

Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (8I4hW)

There are whole scams out there of people driving in front of other cars and hitting the brakes just to get rear-ended. Unless you have a dash cam to record the entire thing (or witnesses--but who'll have witnesses from other vehicles?), the presumption is that YOU rear-ended the other guy due to YOUR lack of attention driving...of course the perps will demand large settlements for "injuries" using "doctors" involved in the scam...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

333 Johanny B Gute!
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant

Blue Suede Schubert

https://youtu.be/mnjlbbWWxO4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (pkeXY)



Blue Rondo à la Turk


https://youtu.be/vKNZqM0d-xo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

334 300 Tupperware is good to have,

**********

You know who else liked a nice tight seal?
Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 12:14 PM (/iMjX)

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Pete B. at December 10, 2025 12:22 PM (0CU3H)

335 Not a fan of the concept of driverless cars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 12:22 PM (rZCVI)

336 323 I am Batman.

No, not that Batman.

Dr. Shellac Batman

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 10, 2025 12:19 PM (EyfuW)

I knew a man with the last name of Jetson...I never got to ask if he had a son named George...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

337 "You know who else liked a nice tight seal?
Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 12:14 PM (/iMjX)

this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Pete B. "

I thought it was Penguin Pete.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 12:23 PM (vFG9F)

338 The future is stupid.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 10, 2025 12:18 PM (DY7Xb)

Idiocracy?
Posted by: jim
------

1984, sprinkled with technology that Orwell could not imagine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 12:23 PM (XeU6L)

339 335 Not a fan of the concept of driverless cars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 12:22 PM (rZCVI)

Dems want car-less drivers in Kalifornia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

340 >>>Hopefully, driving around in a Waymo and banging a hooker or two in it will be cheaper than a hotel room.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Waymo Sex Pest

>This is the future. Imagine getting into the passenger seat only to find a dozen loads clinging to the console. Will the "autonomous" EV notice that somebody is blowing his wad? Who cleans it?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 12:24 PM (1zOXE)

341 football has 'explosives' now
and the booth guys are talking in acronyms

YAC
DPI
TFL
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 12:20 PM (ZciVq)



Little do they know how many of the 'swifties' they're turning away from the sport with this......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

342 340 >>>Hopefully, driving around in a Waymo and banging a hooker or two in it will be cheaper than a hotel room.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Waymo Sex Pest

>This is the future. Imagine getting into the passenger seat only to find a dozen loads clinging to the console. Will the "autonomous" EV notice that somebody is blowing his wad? Who cleans it?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 12:24 PM (1zOXE)
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

343 Dems want car-less drivers in Kalifornia...

Packs of illegals carrying sedan chair with prominent Democrats.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 12:24 PM (2ocoG)

344
I knew a man with the last name of Jetson...I never got to ask if he had a son named George...
Posted by: jim
-------

I knew a fellow in Raleigh named Joseph Blow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 12:25 PM (XeU6L)

345 309 Listen, and understand! That Waymo is out there! It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not . . .

Um, never mind.
Posted by: Kindltot
=====
Ever read Killdozer by Ted Sturgeon and later made into a bad tv movie? Short story is better, includes ancient aliens.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:25 PM (WDjG6)

346 Ace must've attempted shelving again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

347 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

Sorry .Do Dems want anything positive in the state of California or anywhere else?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 12:25 PM (rZCVI)

348 You know who else liked a nice tight seal?
Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 12:14 PM (/iMjX)

That fag who was getting pranged by that smelly Euro on the desk of some congress critter?

Posted by: Yes Harder Please at December 10, 2025 12:26 PM (bC9HI)

349 I would have a problem with a self driving car regardless because I have a problem being a passenger most times with another driver.

My fake brake gets a work out with some of the ladies I’ve rode with.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:26 PM (KDPiq)

350 There was a Charles Brown in my hometown. He went by “Charlie.”

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 12:26 PM (/+P99)

351 346 Ace must've attempted shelving again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Is that like the sport of curling?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

352 Sorry .Do Dems want anything positive in the state of California or anywhere else?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The easy, short and correct answer is 'no'. Whatever is good, moral or decent they want nothing to do with.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 12:27 PM (cYBz/)

353 I would do an arnold and rip johnny out of his jonny cab.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 12:27 PM (snZF9)

354 347 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

Sorry .Do Dems want anything positive in the state of California or anywhere else?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 12:25 PM (rZCVI)

Not really.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

355
I knew a man with the last name of Jetson...I never got to ask if he had a son named George...
Posted by: jim


His boy Elroy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 12:27 PM (pkeXY)

356 Ace must've attempted shelving again.

Or he's second in line behind an Israeli tank again.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2025 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

357 Is it safe?

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 12:27 PM (lF28Z)

358 357 Is it safe?

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 12:27 PM (lF28Z)

======

Is it secret?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

359 One of my advisors is 'Jessica Simpson'.

No, not that one. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 12:28 PM (cYBz/)

360 346 Ace must've attempted shelving again.
Posted by: Sponge
=====
ACE AI model is programmed for late starts. Unpredictably predictable on posting times was the goal. Plus the random busty lesbian post.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:28 PM (WDjG6)

361 357 Is it safe?

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 12:27 PM (lF28Z)

Like a safe in a Loony Tunes cartoon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

362 In some sense, the battles will shift to rival hackers, and software/hardware developers prior to any conflict and getting inside each other's OODA loops during actual combat.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:15 PM (WDjG6)
----
"Speedrunning" in video games has just taken on a whole new context...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 12:29 PM (RnixX)

363 I knew a man with the last name of Jetson...I never got to ask if he had a son named George...
Posted by: jim

His boy Elroy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2025 12:27 PM (pkeXY)

--------------

In the future all-black-and-gay-lisping Broadway play, the dog will be named "Afro."

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:29 PM (THRXx)

364 Ace is busy trying to negotiate a three-point turn.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2025 12:29 PM (w9Wax)

365 *pops flare*

ACE! CAN YOU SEE THE FLARE???

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 12:29 PM (+Oyis)

366 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

367 One of my advisors is 'Jessica Simpson'.

No, not that one. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 12:28 PM (cYBz/)

She is very pretty but with that strong jaw line , I always thought she could pass for a tranny. A very pretty tranny but still.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (KDPiq)

368 360 346 Ace must've attempted shelving again.
Posted by: Sponge
=====
ACE AI model is programmed for late starts. Unpredictably predictable on posting times was the goal. Plus the random busty lesbian post.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:28 PM (WDjG6)

It identifies as a furry Endorian moon dweller.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

369 My fake brake gets a work out with some of the ladies I’ve rode with.
-----------------
They have a hard time parallel parking but they are really good at backing up. Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 12:30 PM (Wg6v7)

370 Ace must've attempted shelving again.

------------

It's times like these where I always hope he's got a new girlfriend instead of insomnia.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (THRXx)

371 "Speedrunning" in video games has just taken on a whole new context...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Consider Orson Card's Ender's Game as a guide to future training for warriors in cyberspace. And yes, gaming has all sorts of implications about future wars and preparing for them.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:31 PM (WDjG6)

372
The easy, short and correct answer is 'no'. Whatever is good, moral or decent they want nothing to do with.
Posted by: Tonypete
-------
It's worse than that, they 'want' those things (see Morning Report comments re “toxic empathy,” and the only way to address (in their psyches) the issues is by seizing control of society, by any means.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 12:33 PM (XeU6L)

373 It identifies as a furry Endorian moon dweller.
Posted by: jim
=======
Well, apparently from script leaks of teh original, the Emperor wanted to destroy Endor in Revenge of the Jedi to enrage Luke so as to facilitate his Dark side of the Force progression.

Ace would be hardest hit along with ACE AI.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 12:33 PM (WDjG6)

374 Treasury Dept. tells Erika Kirk Turning Point USA not under investigation, following social media rumors

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

375
They never explained how evil old Biff returned to the same future that he left after delivering the goods to young Biff.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2025 11:21 AM (dyewR)

The guys on The Big Theory attempted to blackboard that entire "problem" and ended up even more confused. LOL! That was a funny episode.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 10, 2025 01:15 PM (5xuJ/)

376 How do you trap a waymo?

Put a yellow cone in front and behind it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 10, 2025 11:03 AM (jFNww)


I have...how you say...your yellow cone for in front and behind. It is solid. I will trap her in front of and behind.

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Posted by: HOME PROFIT at December 10, 2025 04:41 PM (vyN+2)

378 >These are really hard problems to solve

They really aren't. The issue is that the quality of software engineering has been getting steadily worse for decades. There's a lot of chatter about this among software engineering types (the colloquial term is "ensh*ttification") but the problem is that the people speaking up the most about the problem are the ones responsible for it.

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:10 AM (NxtE8)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Carrington Strachey1.jpg

Lytton Strachey
Dora Carrington

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 yuk

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

3 Reading in bed hurts your eyes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 How do you pronounce his last name, anyway?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

5 Those fingers look even weirder than those generated by AI...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (ESVrU)

6 Waiting for the Embalmer.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 09:31 AM (pDt9x)

7 Reading in bed hurts your eyes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
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Maybe he should switch to a Kindle...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 09:31 AM (ESVrU)

8 Those fingers look even weirder than those generated by AI...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (ESVrU)




Everybody's favorite proctologist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Longfinger, the man with the surgeon's touch...

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 09:31 AM (W7XSX)

10 Lytton Strachey?

What a freakin' gay name.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

11 Artist: Dora Carrington (1893-1932)

Title: Lytton Strachey (1880-1932), Critic and biographer; son of Sir Richard Strachey.

Date: 1916 Medium/Technique: oil on panel

Dimensions: 20 in. x 24 in. (508 mm x 609 mm)

Location: National Portrait Gallery, London

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

12 His hands are really long. Kind of creepy..

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

13 Reading in bed hurts your eyes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025


***
So I've discovered!

Posted by: Lytton Strachey at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

14
I see no NOODity here

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (xG4kz)

15 Before AI made weird uncanny-valley type hands on people, there was Dora Carrington.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (O7YUW)

16 I see no NOODity here
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (xG4kz)



Which is always the case, unless you want to wind up in the barrel, until the next thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Looks like he's just looking at the cover of a book.

Kinda like that one basketball hotshot.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

18 Why is he wearing a smoking jacket in bed?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

19 I can smell the B.O. come right through the paint. This is a Top Ten Worst. Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: Art Aficionado at December 10, 2025 09:33 AM (oftw2)

20 Must undoubtedly be referring to Edward Bulwer-Lytton, author not only of many 19th century books but of the infamous opening line, "It was a Dark and Stormy Night..."

Better than a sominex, I'm sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 09:33 AM (uWKK8)

21 Title: Lytton Strachey (1880-1932), Critic and biographer; son of Sir Richard Strachey.
__

Everyone's a critic.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 09:34 AM (Dv3i1)

22 Dora Carrington was a fun gal. Going out with her was always an event.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

23
lol @ Nosferatu's hand

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:34 AM (ASZ8O)

24 "Giles Lytton Strachey (March 1880 – 21 January 1932) was an English writer and critic. A founding member of the Bloomsbury Group and author of Eminent Victorians, he established a new form of biography in which psychological insight and sympathy are combined with irreverence and wit. His biography Queen Victoria (1921) was awarded the James Tait Black Memorial Prize."

Which I guess means he injected his own opinion of the biographical subject into every page.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

25 Alternate title:

"When Quarterback or Basketball Star Hands Go Unused, the Angels Cry"

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:34 AM (iJfKG)

26 Lytton Strachey was a FREAK.

The Bloomsbury Group were brilliant, but ridiculously sexually dysfunctional.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 09:34 AM (0CU3H)

27
What a freakin' gay name.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)




Not so fast, my friend.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 10, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

28 Why is he wearing a smoking jacket in bed?
Posted by: Sponge


Facilitates the spontaneous human combustion.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

29 Both artist and model died relatively young, which is right and proper.

Posted by: Piss-Poor Art at December 10, 2025 09:35 AM (oftw2)

30 Interestingly, his wikipedia page (the subject, not the artist) makes no mention of him being 27 feet tall... as evidenced by his hands.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:35 AM (ExV1e)

31 Red Beard..hmmm..."Muslims often color their beards red using henna for cultural and religious reasons. This practice is linked to tradition, as it is believed that the Prophet Muhammad dyed his beard, and many older individuals use henna to cover grey hair and maintain a youthful appearance."

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:36 AM (g47mK)

32 11 Artist: Dora Carrington (1893-1932)

Title: Lytton Strachey (1880-1932), Critic and biographer; son of Sir Richard Strachey.

Date: 1916 Medium/Technique: oil on panel

Dimensions: 20 in. x 24 in. (508 mm x 609 mm)

Location: National Portrait Gallery, London
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

Strachey died first. Carrington committed suicide after his death.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 09:36 AM (0CU3H)

33
Marfan's

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 09:36 AM (tgvbd)

34 In other words, the Dude was an obnoxious prick.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

35 Freddy Krueger: The Early Years

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 10, 2025 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

36 DAMN........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Dora Carrington and Lytton Strachey were very weird, together, right up until she suicided at his death.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 09:36 AM (pP43i)

38 Never heard of either of them!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 09:36 AM (Vq1pX)

39
Bloomsbury Group: fags and commies

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 09:37 AM (tgvbd)

40 Why?

Posted by: Crap Art at December 10, 2025 09:37 AM (bC9HI)

41
bro's fingers can clean pipes

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:37 AM (ASZ8O)

42 I miss Kris.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

43 From Artaddict-

Carrington and Strachey’s relationship was unconventional, confounding, and utterly sincere. She loved him with an intensity that defied reason, while he—openly gay and devoted to his own emotional freedoms—loved her in return, though not in the way she might have wished. They were inseparable, bound not by passion but by an understanding so rare that it overrode convention.

This portrait, painted with the kind of tenderness only deep familiarity allows, speaks of that love. Strachey isn’t framed as the acerbic critic or the celebrated writer; he is simply himself, as Carrington saw him—an irreplaceable presence in her life, captured with quiet reverence.

On the day she agreed to marry Ralph Partridge she wrote to Strachey, who was in Italy, what has been described as one of the most moving love letters in the English language.

She wrote:

“I cried last night Lytton, whilst he slept by my side sleeping happily — I cried to think of a savage cynical fate which had made it impossible for my love ever to be used by you.”

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

44 If I'm reading the Wiki articles on him and on the IPA (International Phonetic Alphabet) correctly, his last name was pronounced "Straight-shee."

As for the painting, yes, the hands seem abnormally long and creepy because of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

45 Why is he staring at the book cover?

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

46 FUN FACT:

Lytton Strachey was the Most Popular Member of the Bloomsbury Group due to his ability to jerk off five men all at the same time.

Oscar Wilde called this "holding a Bloomsbury Parliament".

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:38 AM (iJfKG)

47 26 Lytton Strachey was a FREAK.

The Bloomsbury Group were brilliant, but ridiculously sexually dysfunctional.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 09:34 AM (0CU3H)

just skimmed his bio. How unusual that a man with a domineering mother who controlled his entire life would turn out that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 09:38 AM (uWKK8)

48 I miss Kris.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
What happened to Kris?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

49 Dude needs the $99 deal from America's Best eyeglasses...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 09:39 AM (XuXeR)

50 Dude could palm a cage ball.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 09:39 AM (wVcYX)

51 NO

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 09:39 AM (IvPcr)

52 *******
What happened to Kris?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)



It's been asked several times why she's not been around but no answer that I've seen has been provided.

One can only pray that she's fine and just taking a long hiatus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

53 I have his bio of Queen Victoria.

I keep meaning to read his Eminent Victorians, but have yet to get around to it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 09:39 AM (ufSfZ)

54 Why is he staring at the book cover?
Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)



The Lebron James effect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

55 What happened to Kris?
Posted by: redridinghood

I don't think we know. She just hasn't shown up here for awhile.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

56 Looks like Strachey was an early adopter of white boy dreadlocks.

Or, the artist needed more skill and a finer brush.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 10, 2025 09:40 AM (zYpTz)

57 You work your fingers to the bone and what do you get?

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2025 09:40 AM (Q+gd/)

58 Nice use of color, albeit muted, on the book and on his blanket.

And that beard was long enough to conceal jellybeans in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

59 Lytton Strachey

I thought he was dead, along with Barzini, Tataglia, and the rest.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:41 AM (bFu5X)

60 "Fag Hag" is not a noble aspiration.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 09:41 AM (Vq1pX)

61 You work your fingers to the bone and what do you get?

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2025 09:40 AM (Q+gd/)



Several days older and deeper in debt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

62 CBD may know how to reach Kris.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 09:42 AM (bocmW)

63 Not only is he straining his eyes with the page so close, he's got it in shadow instead of light.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

64 I don't think we know. She just hasn't shown up here for awhile.
Posted by: Bulg

I miss her occasional in depth analysis of a particular painting.

Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2025 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

65 Carrington and Strachey’s relationship was unconventional, confounding, and utterly sincere. She loved him with an intensity that defied reason, while he—openly gay and devoted to his own emotional freedoms—loved her in return, though not in the way she might have wished. They were inseparable, bound not by passion but by an understanding so rare that it overrode convention.
Posted by: redridinghood


That's a ton of words to say "she was his fag hag."

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 09:43 AM (nhCoE)

66 Those are some long fingers.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2025 09:44 AM (WPL6O)

67
Hands

Handel

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:45 AM (ASZ8O)

68 Corsicana news: at the Game Stop "trade anything day", someone traded in a taxidermy lounging Bob Cat.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 09:45 AM (VCgbV)

69

Who here has ever been to a Handel's Messiah concert?

Worth it? Or overrated?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:46 AM (ASZ8O)

70 That hipsters got alien fingers.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 10, 2025 09:46 AM (4I7QN)

71
Carrington and Strachey’s relationship was unconventional, confounding, and utterly sincere. She loved him with an intensity that defied reason, while he—openly gay and devoted to his own emotional freedoms—loved her in return, though not in the way she might have wished. They were inseparable, bound not by passion but by an understanding so rare that it overrode convention.

The advantage of being upper-class is that the same behavior we'd scorn in trailer trash becomes liberating and ennobling and we're supposed to admire them for it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 09:46 AM (tgvbd)

72 Shiny nails from his manicure and has to keep his hands still so the polish can set.

Was the artist making fun of the hands problem for drawing?

Meh.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2025 09:46 AM (lL6v/)

73 That hipsters got alien fingers.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 10, 2025 09:46 AM (4I7QN)

Phone home.

Posted by: ET at December 10, 2025 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

74 Corsicana news: at the Game Stop "trade anything day", someone traded in a taxidermy lounging Bob Cat.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 09:45 AM (VCgbV)



What'd they get for it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

75 I've met a couple fag hags, but can anyone name any current prominent fag hags?

Posted by: The Grand Poofter at December 10, 2025 09:47 AM (oftw2)

76 Carrington's portrait of E.M. Forster, shown on her Wiki page, is NOT a flattering image.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

77
Who here has ever been to a Handel's Messiah concert?

Worth it? Or overrated?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:46 AM (ASZ8O)


I did once. William Smith conducting the Philadelphia Orchestra. Might be all right done in a church, otherwise you can get 95% of the experience listening to a recording.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 09:48 AM (tgvbd)

78 Strachey was not too old for WW1 conscription, but somehow seems to have escaped induction. Probably the government drafted men from the lower classes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 09:48 AM (W6oRy)

79 "Fag Hag" is not a noble aspiration.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 09:41 AM (Vq1pX)


I wonder if they ever offer to engage in butt stuff in the hopes of appealing, somewhat, to their preferences only to be turned down because the dude hates the wimmins.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:48 AM (ExV1e)

80 I've met a couple fag hags, but can anyone name any current prominent fag hags?
Posted by: The Grand Poofter at December 10, 2025 09:47 AM (oftw2)



Kathy Griffin will be cursing our TV screens in a couple weeks.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

81 I've met a couple fag hags, but can anyone name any current prominent fag hags?
Posted by: The Grand Poofter at December 10, 2025


***
Current? No. There was Lee Radziwill (nee Bouvier), Jackie Kennedy's sister, who was a friend and hanger-on of Truman Capote.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 09:49 AM (wzUl9)

82 Who here has ever been to a Handel's Messiah concert?

Worth it? Or overrated?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History


I went to one in Ann Arbor, December 1984. It's worth doing once. But it's not for the faint-hearted.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

83 Alternate title:

"After Causing Several Deaths Due to Punctured Colons the BMA Revoked Lytton Strachey's Proctologist License, and He Was Forced To Study Poetry Fora Living"

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:49 AM (iJfKG)

84 Strachey was not too old for WW1 conscription, but somehow seems to have escaped induction. Probably the government drafted men from the lower classes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 09:48 AM (W6oRy)


Perhaps they'd reached their sodomy quota.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

85
Strachey was not too old for WW1 conscription, but somehow seems to have escaped induction. Probably the government drafted men from the lower classes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 09:48 AM (W6oRy)


Put down as a conscientious objector so that some dumb Cockney could get blown to pieces instead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 09:50 AM (tgvbd)

86 When El Greco does the elongated bodies, I dig it. This elongated hand, however, is a bit creepy.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 10, 2025 09:50 AM (4I7QN)

87 Who here has ever been to a Handel's Messiah concert?
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The Do-It-Yourself Messiah's are an absolute blast. Sister finds one every year. Pricey sometimes, but a lot of fun. She's kinda snooty and picky, but doing it really brings her back to the fun person I remember.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2025 09:51 AM (lL6v/)

88 Perhaps they'd reached their sodomy quota.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:50 AM (ExV1e

All England is based on a sort of fagdom

Posted by: Things Archie Bunker said at December 10, 2025 09:51 AM (VE6XX)

89 This elongated hand, however, is a bit creepy.
Posted by: tankdemon

Strachey had a bright future as a proctologist.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (w9Wax)

90 Who here has ever been to a Handel's Messiah concert?

Worth it? Or overrated?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History


It's fine but I think you get more bang for your listening buck with a-

Fully Armed and Operational Live Performance of Beethoven's Ninth.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (iJfKG)

91 3 Reading in bed hurts your eyes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Since I turned 29, it kills my back. I am not sure why. Might be the head/body orientation, I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (bss/y)

92 Jonathan Price played him in "Carrington". Good movie.

I like Carrington's paintings.

All the Bloomsburians were odd ducks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (kpS4V)

93
The Do-It-Yourself Messiah's are an absolute blast.
Posted by: mustbequantum


Que?

What is this (in 20 words or less)?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:53 AM (ASZ8O)

94 90 Fully Armed and Operational Live Performance of Beethoven's Ninth.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (iJfKG)

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Ah, Ludwig van...

The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:53 AM (GBKbO)

95 The Do-It-Yourself Messiah's are an absolute blast. Sister finds one every year. Pricey sometimes, but a lot of fun. She's kinda snooty and picky, but doing it really brings her back to the fun person I remember.
Posted by: mustbequantum

Does she do the whole thing, or just the Hallelujah Chorus?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

96 Fingers are a bit too long
But nicely done

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 09:54 AM (DQRr+)

97 Who here has ever been to a Handel's Messiah concert?

Worth it? Or overrated?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:46 AM


Attended one at the Cadet Chapel at West Point. With that organ, it's an impressive experience. Elsewhere? Probably still worth it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:54 AM (bFu5X)

98 Since I turned 29, it kills my back. I am not sure why. Might be the head/body orientation, I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (bss/y)



I only read my phone in bed with my head propped up. That doesn't really mess with my back as much as sleeping on my stomach or too soft a mattress. Those make my day miserable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

99 Do It Yourself Messiah - The audience sings the chorus. The soloists and the orchestra are professionals.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2025 09:55 AM (lL6v/)

100 the dreaded Ninth Symphony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Says the guy who loves the dreaded "Prometheus."

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

101 I like Carrington's paintings.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (kpS4V)


As do I!

This one is an interesting portrait...it is accurate, and it also conveys a bit of personality, which is of course the point!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 09:55 AM (n9ltV)

102
An early attempt, "proto" if you will, at creating a bird hand

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (xG4kz)

103 100 comment rule satisfied

@nypost
·
23h
Today on NY POSTcast: Bullets wrapped in “wet” underwear were found in Luigi Mangione’s backpack following his arrest, a Pennsylvania cop testified Monday —

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have fun with that- imma go do the crossword

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (IvPcr)

104 100 the dreaded Ninth Symphony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Says the guy who loves the dreaded "Prometheus."

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

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That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (GBKbO)

105


Do not click

I cued it up...

All these broads singing [Handel's] "For Unto Us A Child Is Born" barely add up to a 10

https://is.gd/v6G8iu

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (ASZ8O)

106 Attended one at the Cadet Chapel at West Point.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Didn't know you were in the Army.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

107 Fully Armed and Operational Live Performance of Beethoven's Ninth.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (iJfKG)

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Ah, Ludwig van...

The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:53 AM (GBKbO)


I always found that it made me want to gather me droogs together and go hunting for a bit of the old ultra violence.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (iJfKG)

108 Dora chased after a gay man and there he is.

Posted by: night lifted at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (/YboP)

109 Traffic hazard.

https://is.gd/qWGNY7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (L/fGl)

110 Her surrealist paintings remind me a lot of those by Remedios Varo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (kpS4V)

111 107 I always found that it made me want to gather me droogs together and go hunting for a bit of the old ultra violence.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (iJfKG)

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There's nothing wrong with a bit of the old in-out, in-out. But first, I viddied a horrorshow house filled with goodies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)

112 The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:53 AM (GBKbO)


Interesting film.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (ExV1e)

113 89 Strachey had a bright future as a proctologist.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (w9Wax)

He's the only proctologist in the world who could check your uvula.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (4I7QN)

114 Does she do the whole thing, or just the Hallelujah Chorus?
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All of it. Audience is the chorus.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (lL6v/)

115

Good morning, good people, from the Adirondacks,, under threat of a "winter storm". As usual, media is orgasmic at the thought--which may be the eventual outcome, merely a thought. Our area tends to shrug off a lot of crap weather by it's physical configuration. How ever, after a short eyeballing, the currently falling snow is very fine and straight down which tends toward longevity.

We shall see. Meanwhile, may all effort from you result in maximum benefit at all times, with congruent major heartburn for the leftwit fungi.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (vFbHf)

116 112 Interesting film.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (ExV1e)

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I read the book!

The book has an extra chapter at the end. It's a stupid chapter and the movie is better without it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:58 AM (GBKbO)

117 I've met a couple fag hags, but can anyone name any current prominent fag hags?
Posted by: The Grand Poofter at December 10, 2025 09:47 AM (oftw2)
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I read yesterday that it was Anna Wintour who introduced Cory Booker to his new bride.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 09:58 AM (A0sqA)

118 Fingers are a bit too long
But nicely done
Posted by: Skip


That's NOT what she said...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 09:58 AM (+Oyis)

119 Interesting film.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Oh, I see. TJM was quoting a movie line. Imagine that!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

120 Traffic hazard.

https://is.gd/qWGNY7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (L/fGl)



Pilot couldn't keep that shit in the air just a bit longer? I mean, I see the flaps were down, but geez.....pull up and slow down a bit more.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Says the guy who loves the dreaded "Prometheus."
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)


Technically, it was said by Alex DeLarge.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (ExV1e)

122 Gotta keep the gravy train running.

Hakeem Jeffries Exposed: Anna Paulina Luna Says He’s Blocking Insider Trading Ban

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (L/fGl)

123 119 Interesting film.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Oh, I see. TJM was quoting a movie line. Imagine that!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

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It was the book that came to mind, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

124 Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (iJfKG)

Anyone who doesn't like the 9th Symphony deserves a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (n9ltV)

125 "Jonathan Price played him in "Carrington". Good movie."

Jonathan Price plays a former head of MI5 and the grandfather of one of the main characters in the Apple series, "Slow Horses". He's an excellent actor.

Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (lJ0H4)

126 There's nothing wrong with a bit of the old in-out, in-out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)



That's what she said.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

127 90 It's fine but I think you get more bang for your listening buck with a- Fully Armed and Operational Live Performance of Beethoven's Ninth.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (iJfKG)

If I am going tonsee a fully armed orchestra, it will probably be to hear the 1812 Overture.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 10, 2025 10:00 AM (4I7QN)

128 124 Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (iJfKG)

Anyone who doesn't like the 9th Symphony deserves a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (n9ltV)

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And those who use it as emotional background for brainwashing the youth into no longer loving the ultra-violence? What of them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:00 AM (GBKbO)

129 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (n9ltV)

Do you know anything about Kris, CBD? She hasn't been here in a while.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

130 Since I turned 29, it kills my back. I am not sure why. Might be the head/body orientation, I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2025 09:52 AM (bss/y)

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We have a bed with an adjustable base. It has a "read" setting. It's also a split top, so husband can sleep flat while I can sit up and read.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 10:00 AM (r+pQK)

131 Interesting film.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Dare I hope?

Amazon Shares First Look Images for Guy Ritchie’s “Young Sherlock” Series

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 10:00 AM (L/fGl)

132 Says the guy who loves the dreaded "Prometheus."
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)



I do find it funny that TJM usually isn't the one that brings up Prometheus and really does what he can to keep threads Prometheus free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

133 131 Interesting film.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Dare I hope?

Amazon Shares First Look Images for Guy Ritchie’s “Young Sherlock” Series

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 10:00 AM (L/fGl)

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I imagine if one like The Gentlemen series, one will like his Sherlock Holmes series as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

134 There's nothing wrong with a bit of the old in-out, in-out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)

That's what she said.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)


I'm married. That is, in fact, NOT what she said.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 10:01 AM (ExV1e)

135 132 I do find it funny that TJM usually isn't the one that brings up Prometheus and really does what he can to keep threads Prometheus free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

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I hadn't considered that...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

136 "No one ever talks about my movie."

*kicks dirt*

-- Epimetheus

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

137 ======

I hadn't considered that...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:01 AM (GBKbO)



Because you're an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

138 I'm married. That is, in fact, NOT what she said.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 10:01 AM (ExV1e)



The OTHER she......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Who here has ever been to a Handel's Messiah concert?

Worth it? Or overrated?


I live close enough to Boston that I could go and listen to the Handel & Haydn Society's annual performance, but I never have. I've also wanted to attend a "Messiah Sing" concert (when I want to, I have a decent first tenor), but that, too, I have never done.

https://tinyurl.com/2uymbvhs

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:03 AM (ufSfZ)

140 "No one ever talks about my movie."

*kicks dirt*

-- Epimetheus
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)


Should've had more busty lesbians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 10:03 AM (ExV1e)

141 Arachnodactyly (literally "spider fingers") is one of the hallmark features of Marfan syndrome, a genetic disorder characterized by abnormal connective tissue. Collagen in the skeleton lacks the normal elasticity. Other skeletal features include pectus excavatum (sunken chest), pectus carinatum ("pigeon" chest), middle finger length greater than palm length, arm span greater than height. Cardiac findings include mitral valve prolapse and potentially fatal aortic root aneurysm.

The condition ranges from quite mild to very extreme. I once knew a child that I first met the day he was born, whose hands (proportionately speaking) looked very similar to the man in the painting. He had severe cardiac involvement from the get-go and survived multiple heart surgeries. He developed into a very inspirational young man.

Posted by: muldoon at December 10, 2025 10:03 AM (/iMjX)

142 >>Pilot couldn't keep that shit in the air just a bit longer?

With the engine kaput, when you're out of speed and out of altitude, you're pretty much out of options.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 10, 2025 10:04 AM (Y1sOo)

143 I think the word you're looking for is "pure."

BREAKING @J_Insider via @HaleyCohen19: "Columbia antisemitism task force report finds all its Middle East faculty is anti-Zionist"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 10:04 AM (L/fGl)

144 Fingers are a bit too long
But nicely done
Posted by: Skip


Too bad he was born a (gay) man. He'd have been an amazingly well-hung lesbian.

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 10:04 AM (nhCoE)

145 Arachnodactyly (literally "spider fingers") is one of the hallmark features of Marfan syndrome, a genetic disorder characterized by abnormal connective tissue. Collagen in the skeleton lacks the normal elasticity. Other skeletal features include pectus excavatum (sunken chest), pectus carinatum ("pigeon" chest), middle finger length greater than palm length, arm span greater than height. Cardiac findings include mitral valve prolapse and potentially fatal aortic root aneurysm.
Posted by: muldoon


All that, and no code?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

146 We have a bed with an adjustable base. It has a "read" setting. It's also a split top, so husband can sleep flat while I can sit up and read.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 10, 2025 10:00 AM (r+pQK)



We have a mattress like that, however, didn't splurge for the base and it rests flat in the California King waterbed frame. The wife uses a substantial amount of pillows to achieve her comfort zone.

I'm told when we move, my beloved waterbed frame will NOT be coming with us.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

147 I am shocked that TJM is such a young man. It thought we were nothing but old farts here.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 10:04 AM (W7XSX)

148 147 I am shocked that TJM is such a young man. It thought we were nothing but old farts here.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 10:04 AM (W7XSX)

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There are a few in my age bracket.

Mannix is my age, and I think YD is just a bit older. I think BruceWayne is roughly my age as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:05 AM (GBKbO)

149 pectus carinatum ("pigeon" chest),


My brother has that.

They offered a surgery for it where they saw part of his sternum off, but he declined.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

150 What'd they get for it?
Posted by: Sponge
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Store credit, not sure how much but $5 was mention a few times. Taxidermy isn't cheap but it looked like an older piece.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (VCgbV)

151 Actually it's Leonora Carrington who reminds me of Varo.

But still like Dora's works. It's like Grant Wood licked a toad.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (kpS4V)

152 hmmm...

"If I were a Democrat political operative I would just fund and operate anonymous right-wing accounts that post cope so that Republicans would think everything is fine as Democrats flip seat after seat:

https://tinyurl.com/3e7kzp96"

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (g47mK)

153 It used to be thought that Abe Lincoln had Marfan Syndrome, but apparently that is now disputed.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

154 That's a terrible toupee. And weird long fingers.

Posted by: Case at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (G1OIb)

155 Anyone who doesn't like the 9th Symphony deserves a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (n9ltV)


I actually prefer the Third.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (ufSfZ)

156
With the engine kaput, when you're out of speed and out of altitude, you're pretty much out of options.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 10, 2025 10:04 AM (Y1sOo)



Valid, however it didn't appear he made any evasive actions whatsoever to avoid the car.

I think it was a hit. Just a really creative one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

157
155 Anyone who doesn't like the 9th Symphony deserves a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (n9ltV)

I actually prefer the Third.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (ufSfZ)

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The 7th is my favorite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

158 Today's art: A lesson about rigor mortis at the embalmer's school.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 10:09 AM (g8Ew8)

159 Beethoven fight!

No. 6. Pastorale, baby.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 10:09 AM (kpS4V)

160 Strachey was not too old for WW1 conscription, but somehow seems to have escaped induction. Probably the government drafted men from the lower classes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


My fingers didn't fit in the trigger guards.

Posted by: zombie Lytton Strachey at December 10, 2025 10:09 AM (nhCoE)

161 The 7th is my favorite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, the 7th is very nice.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

162 We have a bed with an adjustable base. It has a "read" setting. It's also a split top, so husband can sleep flat while I can sit up and read.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Next bed we're getting!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 10:10 AM (VCgbV)

163
I am firmly in the Not A Fan Of Public Flash Mob Performances.

There's a very powerful "LOOK AT MEEEE!" vibe to the whole thing.

As our band leader in junior high paraphrased it, "Loud and lousy cannot hold a candle to accomplished and practiced."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:10 AM (xG4kz)

164 TASS: Republican Congressman Massie Introduces Bill for US to Exit NATO

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 10:10 AM (RHGPo)

165 Went to a Messiah performance by Virginia Symphony at Regent University. Pat Robertson was in attendance. The performance was great and the place was beautifully decorated for Christmas.

Posted by: Fun Time at December 10, 2025 10:10 AM (oftw2)

166 WALZ ON MASCULINITY: "I think I scare them a little bit. No, I'm serious, because I can fix a truck. They know I'm not bullshitting."

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Give him something to fall back on if this politician thing doesn't work out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (L/fGl)

167 Wasn't it Beethoven they had his hair and did a DNA test on it and found that he was riddled with poisons so much it was amazing he lasted as long as he did?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

168 I can't read in bed. It helps my wife fall asleep, but it just keys me up.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

169 My first thought was Sigmund Freud.

Freudian Slip?

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (RV1wf)

170 We have a bed with an adjustable base. It has a "read" setting. It's also a split top, so husband can sleep flat while I can sit up and read.
Posted by: Jordan61

But does it have a setting for watching Los Doyers ?

Posted by: alpine_beer at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (van9r)

171 BREAKING @J_Insider via @HaleyCohen19: "Columbia antisemitism task force report finds all its Middle East faculty is anti-Zionist"

I could have saved them the $250k spent on a task force and told them for free.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (9iyS+)

172 Anyone who doesn't like the 9th Symphony deserves a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2025 09:59 AM (n9ltV)

I actually prefer the Third.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (ufSfZ)

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The 7th is my favorite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:07 AM (GBKbO)


The Ninth is my fave, but-

a very close second is Beethovan's Sixth.

Lovely stuff.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (iJfKG)

173 164 TASS: Republican Congressman Massie Introduces Bill for US to Exit NATO
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 10:10 AM (RHGPo)

What ? Something I agree with ? ....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (VE6XX)

174 ---
Store credit, not sure how much but $5 was mention a few times. Taxidermy isn't cheap but it looked like an older piece.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 10:06 AM (VCgbV)



Wonder if they're reselling what they get. That'd be one interesting auction, I'm betting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

175
The 7th is my favorite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, the 7th is very nice.
Posted by: Bulg


Difference splitter here: I enjoy the 8th most of all his symphonies, with the 3rd running a close second.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:12 AM (xG4kz)

176 Went to a Messiah performance by Virginia Symphony at Regent University. Pat Robertson was in attendance. The performance was great and the place was beautifully decorated for Christmas.
Posted by: Fun Time

Since my parents-in-law lived in Virginia Beach, we'd often go to the Thanksgiving/Christmas buffets at Regents when they were still alive. Very nice. Great decorations and amazing amounts of food. Wonderful experience.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

177 I can't read in bed. It helps my wife fall asleep, but it just keys me up.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)



Read Isaac Asimov. That should bore you to almost death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Since we're talking about music, I confess that I wish I could read it. I've tried and tried, but I simply can't. I have to learn things by ear. I'm guessing that it's because music is mathematical and I have absolutely no maths ability.

I can't play any instrument, either.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:13 AM (ufSfZ)

179 I'd recommend chopping the fingers off at the last joint to normalize their length.

Posted by: Weasel at December 10, 2025 10:13 AM (2HALl)

180 National Portrait Gallery

Home / Explore our Collection / Portrait - NPG 6662; Lytton Strachey
Lytton Strachey

This portrait -
"In the First World War, when this portrait was made, he was a conscientious objector. He wrote for various journals and magazines while his Eminent Victorians (191, with essays on Cardinal Manning, Florence Nightingale and General Gordon, made his name and set standards for literary biography for the twentieth century."

"What long fingers!" my 1st thought. I'd pass hanging today's art selection but 'tis another interesting lesson. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 10, 2025 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

181 177 I can't read in bed. It helps my wife fall asleep, but it just keys me up.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

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I can't read.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

182 I like the portrait. I have read a couple of his works- Eminent Victorians and a biography of Queen Victoria. I enjoyed them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 10:14 AM (Nx5jP)

183 TASS: Republican Congressman Massie Introduces Bill for US to Exit NATO
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 10:10 AM (RHGPo)

Da fuq outta here with your communist bullshit!!!
- US Defense Industry

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:14 AM (9iyS+)

184 Says the guy who loves the dreaded "Prometheus."
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)


I do find it funny that TJM usually isn't the one that brings up Prometheus and really does what he can to keep threads Prometheus free.
Posted by: Sponge



Considers mentioning Prometheus.
Does his part to keep the thread Prometheus free.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 10:14 AM (+Oyis)

185
TASS: Republican Congressman Massie Introduces Bill for US to Exit NATO
Posted by: SMOD


Go big or go home -- tack on expel the United Nations from New York City with the one, two punch of U.S. out of U.N.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:14 AM (xG4kz)

186 BREAKING @J_Insider via @HaleyCohen19: "Columbia antisemitism task force report finds all its Middle East faculty is anti-Zionist"

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great. next step is to excuse them. because "Zionism = Racism", one man's terrorist (and suicided bomber) another man's freedom fighter. You are transparent, Columbia. Your report is bullshit and an excuse to keep systemic antisemitism, and (foreign sponsored) antisemites on the payroll.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 10:14 AM (g47mK)

187 >Hakeem Jeffries Exposed: Anna Paulina Luna Says He’s Blocking Insider Trading Ban
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he'll have plenty of help

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 10:15 AM (IvPcr)

188 Freudian Slip?
Posted by: ShainS

"Be patient. I'm not done with the painting yet. You can put on a slip when I'm done. I'll turn up the heat until then. Now get back on that ottoman."

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

189 Next bed we're getting!
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 10:10 AM (VCgbV)



We got the air / inflatable "sleep number" style mattress. It really did wonders for my back in the beginning. I guess I'm just too used to it now and it's not as effective as it once was, but it's still pretty comfortable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

190 178 Since we're talking about music, I confess that I wish I could read it. I've tried and tried, but I simply can't. I have to learn things by ear. I'm guessing that it's because music is mathematical and I have absolutely no maths ability.

I can't play any instrument, either.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:13 AM (ufSfZ)

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Junior learned how to read music at about 7/8, and he learns by ear as well, and he memorizes his pieces.

He had his piano recital on Friday. He played two pieces: Fur Elise and the Ghostbusters theme song.

He stared at his fingers the whole time. You're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to keep your eyes on the music to keep track. But, nope. Completely memorized.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

191 The painting?

Uptwinkles!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2025 10:16 AM (NuV6c)

192 TASS: Republican Congressman Massie Introduces Bill for US to Exit NATO
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 10:10 AM (RHGPo)


This will go nowhere and I am immensely saddened by that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 10:16 AM (ExV1e)

193 You find out if you're a decent tenor if you can sing the tenor part in "Hallelujah Chorus" - not easy at all.

My favorite Messiah performance was a full baroque performance, with baroque instruments and only 16 singers, 4 per part.

16 high quality singers (some were true professionals) can blow away a 100 part choir of decent amateurs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 10:16 AM (uWKK8)

194 ALZ ON MASCULINITY: "I think I scare them a little bit. No, I'm serious, because I can fix a truck. They know I'm not bullshitting."


I call bullshit on that. I'm betting he's considering 'changing oil' or the air filter as "fixing a truck."

I'd like to see the prissy fag change a tire with a 4-way lug wrench.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

195 I can't read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger

Ah cain't breave!

Posted by: Saint George Floyd at December 10, 2025 10:17 AM (oftw2)

196
Deep down, in places he'd never admit exist, what entertains THM about the Promethium abomination is that the two chickies failed the survival skills' test of taking a flying fook at a rolling doughnut.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:17 AM (xG4kz)

197 Since we're talking about music, I confess that I wish I could read it. I've tried and tried, but I simply can't. I have to learn things by ear. I'm guessing that it's because music is mathematical and I have absolutely no maths ability.

I can't play any instrument, either.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Nothing wrong with doing music by ear.

Neither Irving Berlin nor Lionel Bart could read music, either. I don't think McCartney could either until relatively recently.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

198 >>BREAKING @J_Insider via @HaleyCohen19: "Columbia antisemitism task force report finds all its Middle East faculty is anti-Zionist"


In other news, water is wet and, get this, bears DO sh#t in the woods!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2025 10:17 AM (NuV6c)

199 Posted by: Fun Time at December 10, 2025 10:10

Very nice. Glad you had a good time!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 10:17 AM (Nx5jP)

200
TJM

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:18 AM (xG4kz)

201 I can see 10 years from now when a lot of dinosaurs in both parties have retired or died, getting out of nato might be feasible. But today way too many Cold War types are still in power who think the Ruuuuushians are about to roll tanks into West Germany any second and we need nato to stop them.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:18 AM (9iyS+)

202 155/157 etc - Funny - the top part of the head of the portrait, with the glasses, reminds me of another composer - Dmitri Shostakovich (or however you render the Cyrillic). Although he never did sport one of those big beards a la Brahms, etc...

Posted by: One of many lone wolves at December 10, 2025 10:18 AM (OVaMN)

203 I can't read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:13 AM (GBKbO)


You asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/3st77r77

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:19 AM (ufSfZ)

204 He stared at his fingers the whole time. You're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to keep your eyes on the music to keep track. But, nope. Completely memorized.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

Van Cliburn has entered the chat.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 10:19 AM (Oy/m2)

205
Oh, wow : two hunnert!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:19 AM (xG4kz)

206 “Why does it take 4 to 6 weeks for my Space Patrol flashlight to arrive, anyway?”

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 10:19 AM (y+G1Q)

207 >>"What long fingers!" my 1st thought. I'd pass hanging today's art selection but 'tis another interesting lesson. Thanks.


You find the digital version impressive?!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2025 10:20 AM (NuV6c)

208 Ain’t no one fixing any truck built after 2020 unless they have all the computer equipment , specialized tools and a lift.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 10:20 AM (KDPiq)

209
He stared at his fingers the whole time. You're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to keep your eyes on the music to keep track. But, nope. Completely memorized.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)



We learned that our daughter memorized her favorite books we read to her as a youngin. Switching it up did wonders for her reading ability.

She also played music, flute/piccolo, not a piano, but learned to read music at a reasonably high level.

It's a shame her HS music director ruined everything for her and she hasn't played a note since graduation. She was damn good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

210 Beautiful snowfall all morning. Aesthetically pleasing flakes. Perfect weather for crosswords, reading, and listening to music.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 10:20 AM (kpS4V)

211 >>We got the air / inflatable "sleep number" style mattress. It really did wonders for my back in the beginning. I guess I'm just too used to it now and it's not as effective as it once was, but it's still pretty comfortable.

Same here. After a year or so, we added a 3-inch thick foam pad to hours, cut at the top to accommodate the split mattress feature. Never had a bad night's sleep due to lack of comfort after that.

(The foam top makes it a tight fit for the fitted sheet, but it's doable if you work at it).

Posted by: one hour sober at December 10, 2025 10:20 AM (Y1sOo)

212 Why does it take 4 to 6 weeks for my Space Patrol flashlight to arrive, anyway?”
Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 10:19 AM (y+G1Q)

It comes from outer space. Long delivery time.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:20 AM (9iyS+)

213 It's a shame her HS music director ruined everything for her and she hasn't played a note since graduation. She was damn good.
Posted by: Sponge

How did the music director do that?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

214 TASS: Republican Congressman Massie Introduces Bill for US to Exit NATO
Posted by: SMOD

Go big or go home -- tack on expel the United Nations from New York City with the one, two punch of U.S. out of U.N.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:14 AM (xG4kz)


If we add a requirement to bomb Brussels, we could get all the defense industry owned members of Congress to go along.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 10:21 AM (ExV1e)

215 THE 7TH SYMPHONY BY LUDWIG IS THE GREATEST PIECE OF MUSIC IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!!

Posted by: ZARDOZ HAS DECREED at December 10, 2025 10:21 AM (uWKK8)

216 >>I'd recommend chopping the fingers off at the last joint to normalize their length.


Not the thumbs!

Posted by: Tom Robbins at December 10, 2025 10:21 AM (NuV6c)

217 How did the music director do that?
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The same way a bad baseball coach can ruin a good player.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 10, 2025 10:22 AM (3QiDE)

218 Day late. Dollar short.

Supreme Court Vacates Ruling That Upheld New York School Vaccine Mandate

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 10:23 AM (L/fGl)

219 I read music at an 9th grade level but my Sax playing sounds like a seventh grader’s recital.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 10:23 AM (KDPiq)

220
How did the music director do that?
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ)



He was really good at tearing people down, not so good at building them up and she was on his shit list. Now, she didn't help herself much in that regard, but he wasn't one to complement or encourage as much as he would insult and demean.

She hates him with a passion to this day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

221 Beautiful snowfall all morning. Aesthetically pleasing flakes. Perfect weather for crosswords, reading, and listening to music.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 10:20 AM (kpS4V)


Pablo Casals, the Bach cello suites.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:24 AM (ufSfZ)

222
I saw Render the Cyrillic open for Instantiate the Counterfactual at the Great Phlebotomists' Coagulation at Branson, MO in ought two or ought three.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:24 AM (xG4kz)

223 219 I read music at an 9th grade level but my Sax playing sounds like a seventh grader’s recital.
Posted by: the way I see it

A saxophone is an ill wind that nobody blows good!

Posted by: Benny Hill, 1978 at December 10, 2025 10:25 AM (oftw2)

224 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF THE US LEFT NATO, RUSSIA WOULD EASILY ROLL THROUGH WESTERN EUROPE.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 10:25 AM (W7XSX)

225 Sponge,
Here's the story:
https://tinyurl.com/rc66acbr

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 10:25 AM (VCgbV)

226 He was really good at tearing people down, not so good at building them up and she was on his shit list. Now, she didn't help herself much in that regard, but he wasn't one to complement or encourage as much as he would insult and demean.

She hates him with a passion to this day.
Posted by: Sponge

That's too bad, Sponge. I hope she takes it up again someday. It's a shame to squander musical talent.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

227 Junior learned how to read music at about 7/8, and he learns by ear as well, and he memorizes his pieces.

He had his piano recital on Friday. He played two pieces: Fur Elise and the Ghostbusters theme song.

He stared at his fingers the whole time. You're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to keep your eyes on the music to keep track. But, nope. Completely memorized.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)


Genetics for the win!

Both you and Dolly are Computer/Math types, right?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

228 Now I think I might put some Bach on when I clock out in an hour.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:26 AM (ufSfZ)

229 218 Day late. Dollar short.

Supreme Court Vacates Ruling That Upheld New York School Vaccine Mandate
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 10:23 AM (L/fGl)


Still important because there will be another “pandemic” in the future. This is a good precedent.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:26 AM (9iyS+)

230 Pablo Casals, the Bach cello suites.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Dvorak's Cello Concerto. Greatest cello piece ever.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

231 Wait. They needed a “task force” to determine that …. Moslems hate Jews? No way! I simply shan’t believe it.

Like, a lot. A whole bunch.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 10:27 AM (y+G1Q)

232 Now I think I might put some Bach on when I clock out in an hour.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Aaaaah, Bach.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

233 everything for her and she hasn't played a note since graduation. She was damn good.
Posted by: Sponge

How did the music director do that?
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

It was that one time at band camp.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 10:27 AM (g8Ew8)

234 227 Both you and Dolly are Computer/Math types, right?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

======

She is for sure. I may be, I just never cared enough to pursue it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

235 Russia hasn’t been able to beat Ukraine in 4 years. But they’re like gonna totally invade all of Europe without nato.

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:28 AM (9iyS+)

236 >>> 225 Sponge,
Here's the story:
https://tinyurl.com/rc66acbr
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 10:25 AM (VCgbV)

What, no live animals? They missed out on a breeding pair of cassowaries!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2025 10:28 AM (ULPxl)

237 Thanks MP4.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 10:28 AM (kpS4V)

238 She is for sure. I may be, I just never cared enough to pursue it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Are you innumerate as well as illiterate?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

239 238 She is for sure. I may be, I just never cared enough to pursue it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Are you innumerate as well as illiterate?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

=====

I don't know how to respond to this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

240 231 Wait. They needed a “task force” to determine that …. Moslems hate Jews? No way! I simply shan’t believe it.

-

They also needed a study to tell them locking up criminals - get this - reduces crime.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:29 AM (9iyS+)

241
Little known music fact -- Modest Mussorgsky had a younger sister named Immodest Mussorgsky.

Her life of dissolution and debauchery was a deep and enduring source of shame for her family.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:29 AM (xG4kz)

242 Pablo Casals, the Bach cello suites.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Dvorak's Cello Concerto. Greatest cello piece ever.
Posted by: Bulg

There's always room for cello.

Posted by: Yo-Yo Crosby at December 10, 2025 10:30 AM (w9Wax)

243 Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my sidestep
Gonna use my fingers
Gonna use my, my, my imagination

Posted by: Lytton Strachey with Brass In Pocket at December 10, 2025 10:30 AM (wVcYX)

244 Aaaaah, Bach.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)


Yet another overrated 'composer'. -- Antonio Salieri

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 10:30 AM (ExV1e)

245 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'd better get busy reading the comments.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 10:30 AM (2WIwB)

246 I quit band in junior high because the music director just flat-out allowed unspeakable bullying, with me being one of the bullied. He knew it. He saw it. He therefore condoned it by ignoring it. It's kind of impossible to ignore a kid getting punched in the face and sent flying to the ground right in the middle of band practice, instrument and music stand along with them. Not once. Repeatedly.

Had a lot of teachers like that. May they all burn in hell. Yeah, this was in band practice. I went to a tough school.

Posted by: Delurker at December 10, 2025 10:31 AM (xNHSX)

247 "Here's an apple and a gun. Don't talk to strangers... shoot them"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 10, 2025 10:32 AM (2J/Lj)

248
The Ninth, like the Fifth, gets overplayed and loses its impact thereby. Listen to them only occasionally and you'll appreciate them more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 10:32 AM (tgvbd)

249 I'd recommend chopping the fingers off at the last joint to normalize their length.


Not the thumbs!
Posted by: Tom Robbins at December 10, 2025 10:21 AM (NuV6c)

And certainly not the nose-picking finger.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 10:33 AM (g8Ew8)

250 Has anyone mentioned Strachey’s significance to civilization?
He made his fame by mocking and pissing on British values and tradition. He was at the vanguard of the civilization destroying left.
In addition to being a degenerate.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 10, 2025 10:33 AM (jbnUc)

251
That's too bad, Sponge. I hope she takes it up again someday. It's a shame to squander musical talent.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)



We sold her flute to an incoming freshman, so that will live on, but she took her piccolo with her to college. She hasn't played it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

252 He stared at his fingers the whole time. You're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to keep your eyes on the music to keep track. But, nope. Completely memorized.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)
====

My preferred method of freaking people out is typing while having a conversation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 10:34 AM (9ipOP)

253 Ugh!

Raul Malo, lead singer and songwriter for the Mavericks, has just died. 60 years old, and had colon cancer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:34 AM (ufSfZ)

254
I don't know how to respond to this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)



It would help if you could read it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

255 SHAVE, HIPPIE!!!

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 10:34 AM (rQwsY)

256 The only time I ever came close to being bullied in HS was in marching band practice, by one of the baritone horn players who was also on the football team.

He threatened a friend and me because we weren't doing the marching routine correctly. LOL.

Later on, he found out that I was friends with a hot girl that he wanted to date, so he turned nice to me.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

257 Supreme Court Vacates Ruling That Upheld New York School Vaccine Mandate
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 10:23 AM (L/fGl) /i]

The official leftwing take on the various clot shot mandates is:

1) They never existed, no one ever tried to make dissenters take the clot shot

And

2) Its good the mandates existed because that's what the science said (uh at the time) and you people are just science hating racists

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:35 AM (sKqQm)

258 I asked an innocuous question once, I thought, and got jumped on for being insensitive, naturally, by leftists. Maybe I wasn’t specific enough.

I noticed elementary school kids or orchestras tend to play sharp, relative to standard pitch. I wondered if this is something inherent to children’s instruments themselves that lend itself to this? Or do child virtuosos “hear” better?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 10:35 AM (y+G1Q)

259
It was listening to a recording of the Beethoven Ninth that started my 50+ years of listening to and learning from classical music. Specifically, this recording:

https://tinyurl.com/3vta4sby

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 10:35 AM (tgvbd)

260 Yeah, this was in band practice. I went to a tough school.
Posted by: Delurker at December 10, 2025 10:31 AM (xNHSX)
====

I thought my school was tough but band practice was the one place you were sure to be safe.

I was not in the band.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 10:35 AM (9ipOP)

261 This one time in band camp I stuck a flute in my ...

Posted by: Alyson Hannigan at December 10, 2025 10:36 AM (sKqQm)

262 My father didn't want me to learn how to fight. He didn't want me to grow up like him.

I'm so much worst.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 10, 2025 10:37 AM (EyfuW)

263
I asked an innocuous question once, I thought, and got jumped on for being insensitive, naturally, by leftists. Maybe I wasn’t specific enough.

*rolls eyes*

One of those perfect pitch elitists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 10:37 AM (tgvbd)

264 Who here has ever been to a Handel's Messiah concert?

Worth it? Or overrated?
-----

We performed it in high school choir! To this day I still admire that work.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 10:37 AM (TN0g+)

265 I always found that it made me want to gather me droogs together and go hunting for a bit of the old ultra violence.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:56 AM (iJfKG)

After a round at the Korova Milkbar. With some Moloko with the knives in it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 10:37 AM (rQwsY)

266 Yeah, this was in band practice. I went to a tough school.
Posted by: Delurker at December 10, 2025 10:31 AM (xNHSX)
====

I thought my school was tough but band practice was the one place you were sure to be safe.

I was not in the band.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 10:35 AM (9ipOP)

Chess Club was were the real thugs hung out. Unbelievable brutality given for an ill-considered move.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 10:38 AM (wVcYX)

267
The official leftwing take on the various clot shot mandates is:

1) They never existed, no one ever tried to make dissenters take the clot shot

And

2) Its good the mandates existed because that's what the science said (uh at the time) and you people are just science hating racists
Posted rby: 18-1


You neglected to include

3) One can only shudder in horror at how sick one might have gotten had one NOT received a clot shot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:38 AM (xG4kz)

268 Ugh!

Raul Malo, lead singer and songwriter for the Mavericks, has just died. 60 years old, and had colon cancer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:34 AM (ufSfZ)


NOOO!!!!! Dammit. He had such a great voice. One of my favorites for Christmas songs.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 10, 2025 10:38 AM (2J/Lj)

269 265 After a round at the Korova Milkbar. With some Moloko with the knives in it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 10:37 AM (rQwsY)

=====

It gives you a real horrorshow boohoo for bitva in the nochy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

270 261 This one time in band camp I stuck a flute in my ...
Posted by: Alyson Hannigan at December 10, 2025 10:36 AM (sKqQm)

Not a cigar?

Posted by: William Jefferson Greatthings Clinton at December 10, 2025 10:38 AM (rQwsY)

271 3) One can only shudder in horror at how sick one might have gotten had one NOT received a clot shot.

In several cases I've seen stories about people dying from COVID after being clot shotted and the response is STILL, "Think about how much worse it would have been if he didn't get the vaccine"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:39 AM (sKqQm)

272 English as taught by Victor Borge, 'The Great Dane'. Classical music for the beatbox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIf3IfHCoiE

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2025 10:40 AM (lL6v/)

273 This one time in band camp I stuck a flute in my ...
Posted by: Alyson Hannigan at December 10, 2025 10:36 AM (sKqQm)

Not a cigar?

Posted by: William Jefferson Greatthings Clinton at December 10, 2025 10:38 AM (rQwsY)


I suspect the script writer for American Pie might have had that in mind considering the time frame...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:40 AM (sKqQm)

274
I noticed elementary school kids or orchestras tend to play sharp, relative to standard pitch. I wondered if this is something inherent to children’s instruments themselves that lend itself to this? Or do child virtuosos “hear” better?
Posted by: Common Tater


Might it have something to do with younger folks being capable of hearing sound over a wider range of frequencies, particularly at the higher pitches?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:41 AM (xG4kz)

275 I chose sports over band once I got into High School. Though I should have continued with private lessons for piano or guitar.

Still think it’s cool to be able to sit at an empty piano at a bar or restaurant and crank out a piece of music.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 10:42 AM (KDPiq)

276
I suspect the script writer for American Pie might have had that in mind considering the time frame...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:40 AM (sKqQm)



He should've wrote Jason Biggs off a cliff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

277
In several cases I've seen stories about people dying from COVID after being clot shotted and the response is STILL, "Think about how much worse it would have been if he didn't get the vaccine"
Posted by: 18-1


"dead-dead" has entered the chat

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:43 AM (xG4kz)

278 Fun fact: horrorshow is a corruption of the Russian word for "good"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 10:43 AM (9ipOP)

279 He should've wrote Jason Biggs off a cliff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

??

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:43 AM (9iyS+)

280 He should've wrote Jason Biggs off a cliff.

Jason Biggs is the Ross Gellar of American Pie...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:43 AM (sKqQm)

281 Dude looks soy as hell.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

282 278 Fun fact: horrorshow is a corruption of the Russian word for "good"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 10:43 AM (9ipOP)

======

I believe most of Natsec is derived from Russian, and yeah, the context of its use, especially in the novel, leans towards common usage being "good".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

283
??
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:43 AM (9iyS+)



Liberal douchenozzle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

284 Bad News for our stock market traders & invaders (where most of our personal wealth is in dividend-payers) who are LONG the "AI" boom -- instead of short the "AI" bubble:

The most-reliable human reverse-barometer, Jim Cramer, is also LONG "AI."

/The Real Danger is the Employment Bust ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 10:44 AM (kEIvm)

285 If anyone has any lingering doubts about what Tucker is about, he's now doing Podcasts focused on how much he hates any Christians or Christian Pastors who say that they support Israel.

which was the source more than any other of my complete rejection and disgust for him and anyone allied with him.

And I note that he embarked on this immediately after his nice week long vacation in Qatar; guess he picked up new orders along with his paycheck. Tucker lies when he says he is "America First" - he is now clearly "Qatar First".

Posted by: ZARDOZ HAS DECREED at December 10, 2025 10:45 AM (uWKK8)

286 I started concert band in 6th grade. Most of us played on the sharp side except for the tuba section which was remarkably flat. Dunno why. Used normal instruments that carried thru high school. Concert band, marching band, pep band.

I still can't read music.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 10, 2025 10:45 AM (2J/Lj)

287 In the clot shot space I saw another infograph showing that every state in America was at least 60% clot shotted.

I have a lot of trouble believing that. I live in a blue area and we *maybe* hit 60%. But...Wyoming or SC or the like? I have a hard time believing they were hitting 60%+

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:45 AM (sKqQm)

288 I lived in a free state during the Plandemic and gave zero fucks about masks or 6 ft distancing or vaccines. Everything was open almost immediately.

It still boggles my mind knowing some people spent 2+ years in their apartments in NYC or San Francisco and when they dared venture out they were triple masked.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:46 AM (9iyS+)

289 Fun fact: horrorshow is a corruption of the Russian word for "good"
Posted by: San Franpsycho

A girl I knew in college pronounced "ochen' khorosho" as "ocean carshow." She hadn't studied Russian; she got that from a mutual friend of ours who had.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

290 You neglected to include

3) One can only shudder in horror at how sick one might have gotten had one NOT received a clot shot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Yeah. Right. I always chuckle about that one...

I actually had the coof, about a month ago. Was tired for a few days and sense of smell was absent. No big deal. "Pureblood" me, had it very easy.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 10:46 AM (rdVOm)

291 But...Wyoming or SC or the like? I have a hard time believing they were hitting 60%+
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:45 AM (sKqQm)

Plenty of idiots in every state, red or blue.
Lynne Cheney represented Wyoming after all.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:47 AM (9iyS+)

292 I, to this day, am still incredibly humbled and grateful that I was guided into advising my family to NOT get that death knell called the covid vaccine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

293
The most-reliable human reverse-barometer, Jim Cramer, is also LONG "AI." /i]

I ran across a reverse Cramer ETF.

Too be honest its results weren't great. Though given the credence he is given in the FNM it is amusing that the results weren't horrible.

And...if you want a named ETF the Nancy Pelosi one is still one of the best...but we'll see how much longer she still gets insider info...and is above ground...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:47 AM (sKqQm)

294 The official leftwing take on the various clot shot mandates is:

1) They never existed, no one ever tried to make dissenters take the clot shot

And

2) Its good the mandates existed because that's what the science said (uh at the time) and you people are just science hating racists
Posted by: 18-1

The new take on closing the schools.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Randi Weingarten is blaming Trump for schools not reopening during COVID.
Yes… the same woman who fought to keep schools closed.
Unreal.
They’re trying to rewrite history

-
Damn Trump keeping Randi from opening the schools!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 10:47 AM (L/fGl)

295 The good thing about having Sydney Sweeney in your musical ensemble is that she's never flat.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

296 277
In several cases I've seen stories about people dying from COVID after being clot shotted and the response is STILL, "Think about how much worse it would have been if he didn't get the vaccine"
Posted by: 18-1

"dead-dead" has entered the chat
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:43 AM (xG4kz)

I tried to have that discussion with an older relative once. I tried to ask "Can you imagine a polio vaccine, for example, where the doctor would say "okay so you still got polio, but it wasn't quite as bad a case of polio as you could have gotten!"

but I don't think they could understand the logic. Or any logic, for that matter. Like far too many, they just wanted to believe what they were told.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 10:48 AM (uWKK8)

297 280 He should've wrote Jason Biggs off a cliff.

Jason Biggs is the Ross Gellar of American Pie...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:43 AM (sKqQm)

you're not wrong

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:48 AM (xcxpd)

298 Ugh!

Raul Malo, lead singer and songwriter for the Mavericks, has just died. 60 years old, and had colon cancer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 10:34 AM (ufSfZ)

--------------

This is not helping my escalating survivor's guilt.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 10:48 AM (kEIvm)

299
Tucker cemented his place on my "don't bother" list when he cackled in smart girl girlish glee because Ted Cruz could not tell him what was the population of Iran prior to their nuke works getting bombed.

A regular L. L. Bean fly fisherman that poser is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:48 AM (xG4kz)

300 Ol' Taffy Hands we'd call him.

Us: Hey, Taffy Hands, you readin' another book?

Taffy Hands: Yes.

Us: Well, okay then.

He liked books. That Ol' Taffy Hands.

Posted by: Tomorrow's Comments Today at December 10, 2025 10:49 AM (H/w5W)

301 292 I, to this day, am still incredibly humbled and grateful that I was guided into advising my family to NOT get that death knell called the covid vaccine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

Other members of my family were pressuring me to get it. Then my grandfather had a heart attack and my father got a blood clot in his leg.

Then I got a call, "Never mind."

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 10:49 AM (UnA8+)

302 My family did not get the clot shoot either.
I am not necessarily anti-vac. I did get the shingles vaccine.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 10:49 AM (VCgbV)

303 If Trump is to blame for school closings surely on Jan 21, 2021 all schools were opened right?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:49 AM (9iyS+)

304 It still boggles my mind knowing some people spent 2+ years in their apartments in NYC or San Francisco and when they dared venture out they were triple masked.

Locking down in a mansion is one thing. Hell, "Locking down" when you live in a rural area and can still just go where you want is similiar.

But people locked in micro apartments in the big blue shitties? Masked basically all the time?

Ugh.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:49 AM (sKqQm)

305 I noticed elementary school kids or orchestras tend to play sharp, relative to standard pitch. I wondered if this is something inherent to children’s instruments themselves that lend itself to this? Or do child virtuosos “hear” better?
Posted by: Common Tater
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Tuning is an art and it depends on the ear of the person and I suspect slightly sharp is a 'happier' tone to most people's ears than slightly flat (sadder). Few people have perfect pitch (I used to have it prior to tinnitus started in as a result of psoriatic arthritis), and that also makes a difference in getting it pitch perfect.

Old chromatic scales of ancient music often sound 'melancholic' for a reason to our modern ears.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 10:50 AM (WDjG6)

306 I see the troll is trolling again.
(Not you, this time, TJM)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:50 AM (xcxpd)

307 I am not necessarily anti-vac. I did get the shingles vaccine./i]

The shingles vax has pretty good numbers in reducing shingles out breaks. And a measurable reduction in severity for those that get it.

The clot shot went from "you can't get COVID if you get the two shots" to "it will lesson the symptoms, honest, err, maybe, if you get a booster every 3 months and don't die from heart damage"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:51 AM (sKqQm)

308 The clot shot was just the largest cancer treatment test group ever assembled , now or in the future.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 10:51 AM (KDPiq)

309 Even now with all the info out there the vast majority of leftists still think locked down for 2 years was the right thing to do.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:51 AM (9iyS+)

310 Hubbymayhem and I did not get the clot shot and refused to allow our girl spawn to get it. The boy spawn works for fedgov and was required to get one. He got one dose of the J&J vax and never got any more. It was enough to cover his ass at work. Hubbymayhem cardiologist told him No! Do not get that!

Both of us had covid both of us recovered. I refused to wear the masks.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 10, 2025 10:52 AM (2J/Lj)

311 306 I see the troll is trolling again.
(Not you, this time, TJM)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:50 AM (xcxpd)

=====

Bolshy sammy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

312 Locking down in a mansion is one thing. Hell, "Locking down" when you live in a rural area and can still just go where you want is similiar.



Howard Stern. Lol. That cuck didn’t leave his house for 3 years I think. Something like that.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2025 10:53 AM (9iyS+)

313 The family of a Colombian fisherman who died in a U.S. military boat strike in September has filed a formal complaint with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights alleging the U.S. government illegally killed him.

-
Trump hates fishermen! Particularly Columbian fishermen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

314 Tunings of pitch and the evolution of various scales is a great rabbit-hole to dive into, if you're into that sort of musicology.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2025 10:54 AM (w9Wax)

315 314 Tunings of pitch and the evolution of various scales is a great rabbit-hole to dive into, if you're into that sort of musicology.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2025 10:54 AM (w9Wax)

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You can't study, like, music, man. Music is about emotion, man. It's about vibes and good times, man.

Ain't no studying that, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

316 Leftists and criminals ( I repeat myself) will eventually use the legal system ( lawfare) when backed into a corner.

It’s criminal judo.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 10:57 AM (KDPiq)

317
Howard Stern. Lol. That cuck didn’t leave his house for 3 years I think. Something like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


Just as it takes time for a caterpillar to metamorphose into a beautiful butterfly, so it is for a past his prime radio shock jock to metamorphose into a bedraggled and gibbering old lesbian.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 10:57 AM (xG4kz)

318 Wouldn't hang, those fingers would give me nightmares.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 10:58 AM (D+mpw)

319 Like far too many, they just wanted to believe what they were told.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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This is from memory when I last studied it and discussed the matter with an infectious disease doctor (autoimmune combined with covid is the devil btw)

The Covid Vaxx is a prophylactic--aka genetic medicine. The vaxx was designed to use the body's immune system to teach it that the spike was harmless and thus avoid the massive inflammatory response killing people when the body is exposed to a novel virus without any learned or genetic immunity.

IIRC, it targeted the IGG-4 subtype related to allergies to tell the immune system that the spike was a harmless irritant. Same as allergy shots. What is a problem is that the spike itself caused body damage by adhering to various receptors whether it was real Covid or the vaxx facsimile.

True vaccines are sterilizing targeting the other types of IGG (depending on bacterial versus viral) in that they teach the immune system to recognize and attack suspect bacteria or viruses.

Feel free to correct me if you know better as this is from memory of discussions circa 2021-22.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 10:59 AM (WDjG6)

320 You can't study, like, music, man. Music is about emotion, man. It's about vibes and good times, man.

Ain't no studying that, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

Wow. Like that's heavy, man.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2025 11:01 AM (g8Ew8)

321
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 11:01 AM (tljrc)

322 Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 10:43 AM (sKqQm)

you're not wrong

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2025 10:48 AM (xcxpd)

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Never saw any of those films, primarily because I thought it was sacrilege using the name of my second favorite song (after Hotel California) ... and love the great (and conservative Trump supporter) Don McLean.

Damn, I remember singing that song like during 4th grade chorus in the early '70s. I studied the meaning of all the great lyrics in college, and wrote a parody when carpethagger Hillary ran for Senate in 2000:

lyrics.com/sublyric/192755/
Don+McLean/American+Lie

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 11:01 AM (eAryO)

323
NOOD Monkey
That funky monkey

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 11:01 AM (xG4kz)

324 Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 10:59 AM (WDjG6)

Thus the mRNA being the hope for cancer treatment. It shouldn’t have been used to treat or prevent a viral infection.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:01 AM (KDPiq)

325 Tunings of pitch and the evolution of various scales is a great rabbit-hole to dive into, if you're into that sort of musicology.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Probably 20 years ago, I read a book on temperament, micro tunings used to create different scales in hopes of finding the perfect scale for western music. The author had to write an appendix explaining why he didn't include African and Eastern scales. I then realized I wasn't in Kansas anymore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 11:02 AM (L/fGl)

326 Still no clot shot here. (I can track this year's fun and games to prior to COVID in all likelihood.)

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 10, 2025 11:04 AM (OUMaO)

327 Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 10:59 AM (WDjG6)

Thus the mRNA being the hope for cancer treatment. It shouldn’t have been used to treat or prevent a viral infection.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 11:01 AM (KDPiq)

It wast. FJB promised to cure cancer and mRNA was the intended tool. The clot shot was just the massive non-consensual human trial of mRNA.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 11:07 AM (dK+Kv)

328 *It wasn't.

I suppose I should get up and make coffee.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 11:08 AM (dK+Kv)

329 I should have included the background. Immune system subtype components are IGG-1-4. You can have apparently normal immune system from std. blood tests but abnormal subtype results which is often genetic in origin.

From wiki,
"Given the opposing properties of the IgG subclasses (fixing and failing to fix complement; binding and failing to bind FcR), and the fact that the immune response to most antigens includes a mix of all four subclasses, it has been difficult to understand how IgG subclasses can work together to provide protective immunity. In 2013, the Temporal Model of human IgE and IgG function was proposed. This model suggests that IgG3 (and IgE) appear early in a response. The IgG3, though of relatively low affinity, allows IgG-mediated defences to join IgM-mediated defences in clearing foreign antigens. Subsequently, higher affinity IgG1 and IgG2 are produced. The relative balance of these subclasses, in any immune complexes that form, helps determine the strength of the inflammatory processes that follow. Finally, if antigen persists, high affinity IgG4 is produced, which dampens down inflammation by helping to curtail FcR-mediated processes."

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 11:13 AM (WDjG6)

330 My father didn't want me to learn how to fight. He didn't want me to grow up like him.

I'm so much worst.
Posted by: thug dolphin at December 10, 2025 10:37 AM (EyfuW)

Say, this gives me a song idea.

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331 That guy's fondling invisible tittehs …

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332 Interestingly, I'm laying on my bed, beard on chest, reading AoS.

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333 He was a homo and she was a lesbo.

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The Morning Report — 12/10/25

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Good morning kids. So, J.B. (Sitz-)Pritzker, the corrupt corpulent tyrannical 12-ton tick posing as an American governor along with his Democrat minions have issued some sort of edict dressed up as a law prohibiting the enforcement of legitimate law in arresting illegal aliens within 1,000 feet of any courthouse. What Donald Trump should immediately do, is station squads of ICE agents at every single Illinois courthouse, backed up by Federal marshals or National Guard troops if need be, perhaps with armored personnel carriers, given the proclivity of Democrat/Antifa/La Raza street goons to assault with everything from fists to bricks and molotov cocktails. What are the odds that Illinois State Troopers would dare get in the way of a few dozen AR-15s pointed their way?

I hope team Trump will not try to seek redress in the courts, considering the judiciary is so utterly corrupt and stacked against him as well as the Constitution as founded. No, this quote-unquote "law" is a shot across the bow of the rule of a just and stable law as intended by the founders and demands only one response. A show of force that Prtizker, Johnson et al cannot resist. Along with the wielding of executive authority via the purse-strings to force them to cease and desist.

Pritzker’s signing of the bill comes after Illinois lawmakers passed the bill during the government shutdown, according to the New York Times. Under the bill, places like hospitals and daycare centers are restricted from sharing certain information with ICE agents.

While the legislation has been praised by Democrat lawmakers in the state, Republicans in the state, such as Illinois state Sen. John Curran (R), have taken “issue with the law’s ban on civil immigration enforcement at state courthouses or within 1,000 feet of those courthouses,” according to the outlet.

“We’re pushing this more and more, with these prohibitions, into uncontrolled settings,” Curran said. “And with uncontrolled settings, there are heightened risks.”

During a press conference on Tuesday for the signing of the bill, Pritzker claimed that “the Chicago region has been subjected to a relentless campaign of cruelty and intimidation and abuse at the hands of ICE” under the Trump administration.

Well the fat sleazy bastard needs to be ejected and imprisoned. But he is correct when he declared “the Chicago region has been subjected to a relentless campaign of cruelty and intimidation and abuse..."

But not by ICE nor our President.

Chicago could lose federal funding after a 26-year-old woman was set on fire on the city’s train system in what the Trump administration described as a “preventable attack.”

Federal Transit Administration Administrator Marc Molinaro sent letters on Monday to Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson and Democrat Governor JB Pritzker, directing them to immediately enhance safety on public transportation. Molinaro said that officials had failed to take the necessary steps to keep the public safe.

It's a waste of time, energy and paper, gentlemen. Just cut off the funds until they cry uncle. Seriously, Jonson and Pritzker should be sharing a cell in a federal lockup for criminal malfeasance, endangering the public welfare and the fomenting of insurrection in openly calling for law enforcement to be resisted and issuing edicts to interfere with the lawful enforcement of our federal laws.

An interesting angle on all of this can be found in this essay about the smear campaign against our fantastic Secretary of war Pete Hegseth. First and foremost now because he represents the tip of the spear in President Trump's war on drugs on the high seas via the obliteration and sinking of drug-smuggling boats with cargoes of enough poison to kill every man woman and child in the US, citizen and illegal alien alike perhaps 10 times over.

The modern expression of what psychiatrist Dr. Judith Orloff calls “toxic empathy,” is found in political terms, in order to express policy positions and actions that are suicidal in their effect. For example, “toxic empathy” includes protests and interference against officers tracking down criminal illegal aliens, and fabrications of charges and distortions of the law by the Dems, including military brass, attacking Trump and Hegseth. In other words, a partisan political weapon––one as narcissistic as virtue-signaling. . . This fantasy pretends that war can be something other than what Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest defined it: “War means fighting, and fighting means killing.”  And what Abraham Lincoln called the “terrible arithmetic.”

The other reason to attack Hegseth at least in my view is that his is seen as a future MAGA leader who, in my estimation if he continues to burnish his credentials might have a real shot in the near-ish term for a Veep slot and then potentially a real shot to be POTUS and then continue the path charted by President Trump and please God whoever his successors may be, Vance, Huckabee Sanders, as both CBD and I would like to see as we have mused on recent podcasts, though YMMV or whomever. This of course notwithstanding the usual Democrat/Leftist criminality and election meshugas as well as the alarming trend towards socialism of the younger generations.

And speaking of podcasts, a new episode should be posting sometime around midday today so be on the lookout for that in the sidebar and the outlets listed below.

We'll just have to wait and see, as President Trump might say. Much rides on an improving economy that will be a crucial boost for the upcoming midterms and then two years from now to cap off the second half of Trump 2.0

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1 More black diamonds than a mountain in Colorado....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 07:18 AM (Vq1pX)

2 Top 5

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 10, 2025 07:20 AM (HZtKc)

3 Top 5! Go me!

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 07:20 AM (jjoN6)

4 I prefer the phrase "weaponized empathy", since toxic implies a certain amount of passivity, or lack of agency.

Or maybe venomous empathy would work, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 07:20 AM (Vq1pX)

5 Its Hump Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:20 AM (gbOdA)

6
Called 'em

*waits for treat*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:21 AM (tgvbd)

7 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 07:22 AM (NwnyJ)

8 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 07:22 AM (ExV1e)

9 going so far as to torture two donkeys, Max and Lily.

Getting really tired of these demon worshippers.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 07:23 AM (jjoN6)

10 There's also a sense in which it isn't their "empathy" that is the problem, since they have none. They don't care about the well being of the people their sick anti-ideology is inflicted upon, but they demand you deem that they do, and follow along with their orders pretending that you do, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 07:23 AM (Vq1pX)

11 7: Did your mother have any children that mattered?

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 07:24 AM (jjoN6)

12 Just cut off Federal funding to any hospital or day care that receives any Federal funding in Illinois that refuses to comply.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:25 AM (2GVsD)

13 Happy birthday J.J.!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 07:26 AM (kpS4V)

14 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2025 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

15 ASS got dropped on its head as a baby so hard its mother got stupider.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 07:26 AM (Vq1pX)

16
Trump Addresses Thomas, Alito Retirement Speculation.

He should be working with Congress on buyout packages. Worked for FDR.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:26 AM (tgvbd)

17 Kids shows could never be trusted since psychologists got involved, never mind the commie activists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:26 AM (2GVsD)

18 "Dominate the Christmas Donkeys: The 'Religion of Peace' Trashed a Live Nativity Scene — Then It Got Worse"

Rub their faces in it. It works for dogs.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

19 Good edit on #7

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:28 AM (2GVsD)

20 18 Kids shows could never be trusted since psychologists got involved, never mind the commie activists.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:26 AM (2GVsD)


The only place for Spock on TV is Star Trek!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2025 07:28 AM (x0n13)

21
Kids shows could never be trusted since psychologists got involved

Kids shows should be the the olden days: idiots, explosions and anvils dropped on heads.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:28 AM (tgvbd)

22 20 Good edit on #7
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:28 AM (2GVsD)


Thanks

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2025 07:29 AM (x0n13)

23 "Its Hump Day
Posted by: rhennigantx"

*goes in search of next victim*

Posted by: A polymorphicly perverse penguin at December 10, 2025 07:29 AM (vFG9F)

24 We joke about some Democrats, like Hank Johnson and Jasmine Crockett, but others are not funny at all. Omar Nur is one of those, and AOC is another. These crazy women will follow through on their threats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 07:29 AM (vHKB5)

25 December 3:

Provider records show that the COLE CELLPHONE connected with Provider cell phone towers consistent with the COLE CELLPHONE being in the area of the RNC and DNC on January 5, 2021.

The FBI faced issues with "corrupted data" from major cell carriers during the investigation into the January 6, 2021, pipe bombs, which may have hindered their ability to identify the suspect. However, the cell carriers later confirmed that they did not provide corrupted data to the FBI.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:30 AM (gbOdA)

26 22
Kids shows could never be trusted since psychologists got involved

Kids shows should be the the olden days: idiots, explosions and anvils dropped on heads.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:28 AM (tgvbd)


I had a mad crush on Shari Lewis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2025 07:30 AM (x0n13)

27 Ilham Nur knows a thing or two about authoritarianism, being she is from war torn Somalia. Send her back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:31 AM (2GVsD)

28 I would prefer to see Hegseth stay the Secretary of War under a Vance ticket. I am not a fan of taking an effective leader out of his job.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:31 AM (sDNVV)

29
We joke about some Democrats, like Hank Johnson and Jasmine Crockett, but others are not funny at all. Omar Nur is one of those, and AOC is another. These crazy women will follow through on their threats.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 07:29 AM (vHKB5)


"We sit by and watch the barbarian. We tolerate him in the long stretches of peace, we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence; his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creed refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond, and on these faces there are no smiles."

- Hilaire Belloc

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:32 AM (tgvbd)

30 Sigh.

What the headline says...

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker (D) signed a bill that prevents U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents from arresting illegal aliens outside of or near courthouses in the state.

What the article says...

Pritzker’s signing of the bill comes after Illinois lawmakers passed the bill during the government shutdown, according to the New York Times. Under the bill, places like hospitals and daycare centers are restricted from sharing certain information with ICE agents.

These are not the same. Do not allow your emotions to be manipulated, even by people "on our side".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

31 The DNA tests ultimately revealed the State Department was “only able to confirm all claimed biological relationships in fewer than 20% of cases (family units).

And to think that 50% of Somalia is inbred brofos.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:33 AM (gbOdA)

32 29 I would prefer to see Hegseth stay the Secretary of War under a Vance ticket. I am not a fan of taking an effective leader out of his job.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:31 AM (sDNVV)


Well that's why I did not specify any particular election he might be a veep candidate. But his credentials are getting more burnished day by day IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2025 07:33 AM (x0n13)

33 thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2025 07:33 AM (Cjt/F)

34 But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond, and on these faces there are no smiles."

- Hilaire Belloc
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:32 AM (tgvbd)

We are the Barbarian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 07:33 AM (Vq1pX)

35 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at December 10, 2025 07:35 AM (Gq9/0)

36 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 07:35 AM (A0sqA)

37 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 10, 2025 07:36 AM (bQ4nt)

38 These are not the same. Do not allow your emotions to be manipulated, even by people "on our side".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

Manipulated emotions is 90% of this war.

Don't sit there in your trench with a pointy stick and a dream because you think guns are icky. And don't come into my trench and try to take my gun, either.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 07:37 AM (Vq1pX)

39 "A woman was lit on fire in a random attack on a Chicago train.

Dog Bites Man story now. Let's see a woman set a random dude with face tats and spider hair on fire.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 07:37 AM (vFG9F)

40 Toxic empathy = emotional manipulation

"How dare you!"
"Have you no shame!"
"What of the children!"

ad nauseum. *barf*

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:38 AM (2GVsD)

41
NO ONE WILLOWS MY BON MOTS!

Trying to change the direction of a super tanker is a slow process,

"Tell us about it"

-- the crew that got its vessel -- the MV "Whoopsie" -- lodged sideways in the esophagus of the Suez Canal

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 07:38 AM (xG4kz)

42 Trump Believes ‘It’s Time’ for Ukraine to Hold Presidential Election

The time for Ukraine to hold a presidential election was a few hundred thousand Ukrainians ago.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

43 I hope team Trump will not try to seek redress in the courts

I'll take that bet.

Pritzker is in the same category as Kelly. Nothing is going to happen to him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 07:39 AM (ufSfZ)

44 “Tonight, the people of Miami made history,” she said in a statement after the results were announced.

The victory is an upset for GOP lawmakers across the country, who rallied behind Gonzalez as the election became seen as a test of voter reaction to President Trump’s first year of his second White House term.

=========================
Well, that's depressing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 07:40 AM (/z8e7)

45 Hegseth: AI Autonomous Warfighting Systems Are The Future, And They’ll Be Made In America

I assume Cyberdyne Systems is working on it feverishly since they missed their anticipated initial roll-out date.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

46 *Kids shows should be the the olden days: idiots, explosions and anvils dropped on heads.*

###
Aint nuttin' a ball peen hammer can't fix!

Posted by: Larry, Curly, and Moe at December 10, 2025 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)

47 Lawrence Reed, the man charged in the attack, had previously been arrested more than 70 times and had 15 criminal convictions.

99% of (D) voters would let Lawrence out within 30 days.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:41 AM (gbOdA)

48 On the topic of the trafficked children, what is to be done with them? I can't imagine that they'd have family to take them and if they did, you're running the risk of them being sold again.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 07:41 AM (jjoN6)

49 Been thinking more and more about Cromwell and the Long Parliament. Trump is no Cromwell.

We have had the most amazing US government, that advances a great people. The Constitution is the mission statement for an advanced nation. Had the most amazing nation. Is it a flawed oligarchy now?

A country ruled by Leftist Courts and Leftists in general is mission killed. With the GOPe being useless, I ponder. What to do? What to do?

I have talked directly to the senior federal Senator in Kansas. He blew me off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2025 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

50 We were autonomous warfare before autonomous warfare was cool.

Posted by: Minefields everywhere at December 10, 2025 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)

51 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at December 10, 2025 07:43 AM (53oGX)

52 i enjoy visiting the local Piggly Wiggly once in awhile to see how the poors are doing. While I checked out with my bags of cat treats, some oldster in front of me, with her roll of off brand bologna and assorted wilted vegetables, tried switching a bag of turnip greens, the $5.00 bag for the $1.00 bag, but the cashier caught it. I was hoping the store manager would evict her from the store with a swift kick to her old wrinkled grifting backside, but no. Sigh.

Posted by: Louis Winthorpe III at December 10, 2025 07:45 AM (bC9HI)

53 can't imagine that they'd have family to take them and if they did, you're running the risk of them being sold again.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 07:41 AM (jjoN6)

Let all these fake ass "church" groups who brought them here foot their room and board. And if there's even a hint the kids are being mistreated, prosecute them to the max extent possible.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 07:45 AM (Vq1pX)

54 I've had it with the f*cking media. Enough. They need to be destroyed. If not physically or structurally then within the marketplace and the socio-political universe. Calling them "fake news" for the millionth time isn't doing it. Waiting for institutional credibility to collapse isn't good enough. So how? A first step would be the appointment of a position of "media monitor" or truth czar as a serious, high profile position adjunct to Karoline Leavitt's. This person's job would be analyzing and reporting on media performance with daily updates on X and he/she would open every press briefing with video clips and summaries of media narratives/lies, holding individual journalists PERSONALLY responsible. That is, "personalize and polarize." This person would also produce longer-form background analyses of the media/government revolving door and the ideological roots of reporters.

This is a f*cking war. Act like it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 07:45 AM (WHfpM)

55 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Let's think out of the box, here.

Both Pritzker and Kim Jong-un need to be supplied lots of Kerry Gold butter and premium donuts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2025 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

56 Manipulated emotions is 90% of this war.

We can accept that others will be controlled while remaining free ourselves.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 07:47 AM (ExV1e)

57 Some of these laws are literally unbelievable, but they’re all too real. According to a thoroughly house-broken reporter for the Sacramento Bee, the potential fine of up to $5,000—five thousand dollars—for someone who, say, repeatedly fails to put their empty pizza box in the right container, “speaks to the seriousness of the matter.”
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Welcome to California, where "the seriousness of the matter" trumps common sense.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 07:47 AM (uSFzu)

58 "The Catholic Church is an institution I am bound to hold divine — but for unbelievers a proof of its divinity might be found in the fact that no merely human institution conducted with such knavish imbecility would have lasted a fortnight." - Hilaire Belloc

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 07:47 AM (W7XSX)

59 Let all these fake ass "church" groups who brought them here foot their room and board.

If I had the time, I'd take one in but odds are good that the child would need a LOT of therapy. And the child would be raised to be American instead of hyphenated.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 07:48 AM (jjoN6)

60
Toxic empathy = emotional manipulation

"How dare you!"
"Have you no shame!"
"What of the children!"


The people who resort to this don't actually care about children, or minorities, or the poor. They're just convenient props to be shielded behind so they can sinister with their sinister goals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:48 AM (tgvbd)

61 20 Pesos. Same as in Oaxaca.

Posted by: Just the punchline at December 10, 2025 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

62 Ignore Mijami

Out of 175,692 registered voters, 37,496 cast ballots on Tuesday, a turnout of 21.3%, according to official records.

37/175=21%. Only 1 out of 5 people bothered to show up.

It means nothing.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:49 AM (gbOdA)

63 Democrat wins Miami mayoral race for first time in nearly 30 years, marking major GOP loss

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Another disturbing sign. But what will be, will be. If the mid-terms are a shellacking for the R's, it will be because they want it to be. I'm wholly, totally convinced they want to lose. Most especially on the federal level.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2025 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

64
Memo to self: read before hitting "Post"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:50 AM (tgvbd)

65 > Let all these fake ass "church" groups who brought them here foot their room and board.
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Those "church" groups are/were part of various NGO's getting billions of our dollars.

They likely still are. Maybe not as much, but they're still funded by us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 07:51 AM (NwnyJ)

66 We must not allow an empty pizza box gap.

Posted by: Pizza Box Hoarder at December 10, 2025 07:51 AM (vFG9F)

67 50 We were autonomous warfare before autonomous warfare was cool.
Posted by: Minefields everywhere at December 10, 2025 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)

We were always at war with Windows 11.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:52 AM (gbOdA)

68 My corporate IT is keeping us safe. I have a specific machine I need to access from time to time and it now requires me to enter my password - three times - to connect.

Which is not, at all, irritating.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

69 If someone solders your gas lines to your brake lines, it makes no sense to keep slavishly adhering to your service manual. It makes no sense to say "don't cut your brake lines are you insane?!?!" The damage is done. The rules are out the window. Fix it or throw it out.

"Don't slice into someone's chest" is a very noble maxim to live by. Unless you're a thoracic surgeon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 07:53 AM (Vq1pX)

70 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)

71 One pizza box a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at December 10, 2025 07:53 AM (2Ez/1)

72 Have a great day, everyone.

May you in cold climes experience a heat wave of temps in the 40s. Even if only for an hour in the afternoon.

The rest can bask in warmth under a cloud-dappled sky.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2025 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

73 They likely still are. Maybe not as much, but they're still funded by us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 07:51 AM (NwnyJ)

So they can afford it, then?

Awesome!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 07:54 AM (Vq1pX)

74 Democrats. Continually proving they're America last.

And 50% of this country will continue voting for their own demise.

Sad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

75 Because Democrats are incapable of viewing minorities as individuals motivated by self-interest — but rather as only pack animals driven by group identity — it’s probably true that they didn’t anticipate migrants already living here not being too thrilled with yet more foreigners dumped into their schools and community centers, sucking up public resources with the power of 20 million industrial vacuums.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:56 AM (gbOdA)

76 74 Democrats. Continually proving they're America last.

And 50% of this country will continue voting for their own demise.

Sad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

A Demoncrat Voter's primary motivation is to punish whoever (s)he doesn't like.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 07:56 AM (UnA8+)

77 It only takes one person to stand out in front of the mayor's office with a sign that reads:

Why won't you protect ME? The American Citizen!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

78 Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 07:45 AM (WHfpM)

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I love all your posts, OA. They always hit the mark with me. I really don't know the answer here. The "media" is waning in influence, to be sure. But we whistle past the graveyard in thinking they still don't have enormous sway. The constant drum beat of lies, lies, lies affects the viewers, whether they recognize the brainwashing or not. I simply don't know if there's a way to destroy them. Any X-level dissemination of their lies, or any other means to address their lies already happens. Only a fraction of people see it, notice it or care about it. Nothing but a cataclysmic event will get enough people to pay attention to what's been peddled and who's responsible for their absolutely manifest dereliction of duty. They're scum; pure scum. And they're going to stay that way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2025 07:57 AM (qBdHI)

79 Recyclers don't want pizza boxes because they are greasy and covered with cheese and stuff. Empty pizza burn real good though. They could be burned to counteract some of this global cooling we are currently experiencing.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 07:57 AM (vFG9F)

80 The cost shifting and shell games, they have successfully decoupled the levers and switches of representative government. A direct link between citizen and government needs to be reestablished.

This will get everyone’s attention very, very quickly. When the more passive disinterested “liberal” sees his property tax go from $2500 to $13,000, he’ll start asking questions about all those illegal aliens living in luxury condos on his dime.

Removal of the federal confetti-buck cannon pipeline mainlining these corrupt cities and goons like Pritzker and Whitmer and the other clowns. They can afford to be generous with notional one’s and zeroes connured out of thin air. Things will be different once they have to directly confiscate it from their constituents. They’ll very quickly end up getting torched out of their mansions, or decorating lamp posts. It’s always been this way, they just crafted a very elaborate scam that has only recently been revealed to the wider public.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 07:58 AM (PIUjZ)

81 It only takes one person to stand out in front of the mayor's office with a sign that reads:

Why won't you protect ME? The American Citizen!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)
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The problem is that one person is going to get a beatdown not only from the mob, but from his own government.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2025 07:58 AM (ESVrU)

82 Democrat wins Miami mayoral race for first time in nearly 30 years, marking major GOP loss

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Another disturbing sign. But what will be, will be. If the mid-terms are a shellacking for the R's, it will be because they want it to be. I'm wholly, totally convinced they want to lose. Most especially on the federal level.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2025 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

I’ve become a bit pessimistic about next year. We conservatives don’t naturally want to exist in perpetual campaign mode; we have real lives to lead. After Trump’s huge win last year, I started to feel complacent. We may just be headed to an inevitable drubbing next year… because 1. We have lived and aren’t constantly obsessed with politics, 2. The GOPe wants to lose (as you point out)

I have some hope that Trump will get into blitz campaign mode next summer and we’ll pull it out due to his massive energy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 07:59 AM (/iXAp)

83 It only takes one person to stand out in front of the mayor's office with a sign that reads:

Why won't you protect ME? The American Citizen!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)


And then you get arrested for being a public nuisance.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 07:59 AM (ExV1e)

84 A Stanford Medicine article says scientists estimate that “adults ingest the equivalent of one credit card per week in microplastics,” which sounds frightening, even though only a “few studies have directly examined the impact of microplastics on human health, leaving us in the dark about how dangerous they really are.”

Bob never eats a second credit card at home.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:59 AM (gbOdA)

85 >>Far left-wing reptilian-Muslim Zohran Mamdani’s ascension to New York City’s mayorship has also been perceived as a voter answer to Trump,

I think this is backwards. Trump is a reaction to the continued leftward drift of the corrupt uniparty. The left was well down the socialist slide thanks to 8 years of Obama "fundamentally changing America".

We need more Trump's not fewer.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 08:00 AM (viF8m)

86 “ Yet the Lord longs to be gracious to you; therefore he will rise up to show you compassion. For the Lord is a God of justice. Blessed are all who wait for him!”

Isaiah 30:18

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 08:00 AM (xn33A)

87 "It only takes one person to stand out in front of the mayor's office with a sign that reads:

Why won't you protect ME? The American Citizen!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)
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The problem is that one person is going to get a beatdown not only from the mob, but from his own government.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"


Our side never has rent-a-mobs to do that kind of propaganda. It's another reason the GOP are LOSERS.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

88 Because Democrats are incapable of viewing minorities as individuals motivated by self-interest

I said this a while back: Liberals basically view the world as a Great Machine and everyone in it with the exception of Our Moral Betters™ are interchangeable cogs. When one cog breaks, you just grab another because it will fit perfectly.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 08:02 AM (jjoN6)

89 79 Recyclers don't want pizza boxes because they are greasy and covered with cheese and stuff. Empty pizza burn real good though. They could be burned to counteract some of this global cooling we are currently experiencing.
Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 07:57 AM (vFG9F)

Burning plastics in coal or gas energy plants would be their best use. With the current scrubbers they would change the air quality at 0.5% and return around 50% of their original petroleum use.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:02 AM (gbOdA)

90 But we whistle past the graveyard in thinking they still don't have enormous sway. The constant drum beat of lies, lies, lies affects the viewers, whether they recognize the brainwashing or not. I simply don't know if there's a way to destroy them.

A good start would be to eliminate the office of press secretary entirely and kick the bastards out. Inform them that if they so much as cast a shadow on the White House lawn, they will be airlifted to Gitmo and waterboarded until their brains leak out of their ears. Inform your cabinet and party that anyone who so much as smiles at a MFM traitor without POTUS authorization will be - if a fed employee- fired, and if GOP stooge, will no longer have any access to the Oval Office.

The constitution provides for a free press. It does not require that any administration give access, aid or comfort to a publicly-declared enemy of the country.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 08:02 AM (ufSfZ)

91 When General Motors developed the latest mid-engine Corvette, they spent 320 million to produce the first prototype. Instead of producing more at 320 million dollars each, they went into mass production at about 80 thousand. Good idea. Now, the government wants more nuclear plants, which is also a good idea. However, they will back producing individual large plants that are basically prototypes at some ridiculous price and years of lead time. Call Elon Musk and have him build a Giga Factory to make small modular reactors so that each community can have an independent power source and make our electrical energy bulletproof.

Posted by: jwest at December 10, 2025 08:03 AM (lnMN4)

92 55 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Let's think out of the box, here.

Both Pritzker and Kim Jong-un need to be supplied lots of Kerry Gold butter and premium donuts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2025 07:45 AM (u82oZ)


You forget my candy gram drive for Sotomayor when she was confirmed?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2025 08:03 AM (x0n13)

93 Over 40% of the people who voted for the NYC communist are foreign born, some are probably not even citizens. Add in a large contingent of city workers who suck off the taxpayers and run the GOTV efforts, AWFL’s, and I dare say that doesn’t really represent the national voting public.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 08:03 AM (xn33A)

94 PDT is most definitely a fighter but he needs an army to back him up. What are YOU going to do to help him?

My commitment is to man the local R office and invite discussion. The lazy fucks around here don't bother.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 08:03 AM (sDNVV)

95 The GOP is dog shit.

America has been very vocal about what our demands are. The GOP has been very vocal that it doesn't give a damn.

They no longer get to demand votes, especially mid term and off year votes, on the pure brute force of the letter next to their name or one cable news hit two days before election day.

Don't blame the voter. Don't blame the candidate. Blame the party.

Convince America you are finally done with being the Other Crooked Party, fight the retard left as hard as you fight us, and you won't have any problems getting our votes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 08:03 AM (Vq1pX)

96 >Far left-wing reptilian-Muslim Zohran Mamdani’s ascension to New York City’s mayorship has also been perceived as a voter answer to Trump,
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For a certain demographic of voters, yea.

But the media's spin is something totally different.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 08:04 AM (NwnyJ)

97 88 I said this a while back: Liberals basically view the world as a Great Machine and everyone in it with the exception of Our Moral Betters™ are interchangeable cogs. When one cog breaks, you just grab another because it will fit perfectly.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 08:02 AM (jjoN6)

No. Not because it will fit perfectly.

Because they will beat it into shape.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 08:04 AM (UnA8+)

98 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at December 10, 2025 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

99 Thank you, Lady in Black.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 08:05 AM (WHfpM)

100 Even the Republicans who seem to sincerely want to do well are deathly afraid of doing anything that doesn't work. They're terrified of procedural failure. We demand a full court press while they fake pot shot buzzer beaters from the opposite baseline and don't even let go of the ball.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 08:07 AM (Vq1pX)

101 "adults ingest the equivalent of one credit card per week in microplastics,”

Plastic people
You gotta go-UH

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 10, 2025 08:07 AM (vFG9F)

102 Because they will beat it into shape.
Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2025 08:04 AM (UnA8+)

They don't care if it works as a machine, it's just an art installation. Smash away.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 08:07 AM (Vq1pX)

103 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:08 AM (gbOdA)

104 Was the republican mayoral candidate in Miami MAGA or MAGA adjacent? Or is he a squish?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 08:08 AM (/iXAp)

105 California High School Hosted Adult Livestream With Drag Queens, Foot-Licking And A Mock Crucifixion

All I got was aa 1963 film on cast iron.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:09 AM (gbOdA)

106 >>I have a specific machine I need to access from time to time and it now requires me to enter my password - three times - to connect.

A few months before retirement, we were told about the 'passwordless' experience our security was going to bestow on us. They required us to download an authenticator app to our work cellphones. When we used the app to access our regular network, we were re-directed to a page where we had to enter a PIN - minimum 14 characters, required at least 1 numeral, 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, & 1 special character. 'Passwordless'.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:09 AM (NcvvS)

107 "What we need to do is take back our party and people like Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney back in charge. They are popular with Democrats so we would win their votes right?" - What the GOPe is thinking right now.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 10, 2025 08:09 AM (ze+Ke)

108 Know who else has "small modular reactors so that each community can have an independent power source and make our electrical energy bulletproof" ?

Posted by: The U.S. Navy at December 10, 2025 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

109 That bit about what one has to go thru in California, just to install a new window, is just ridiculous. It's like Californians have to negotiate with the government for permission to do anything.

I'll miss never seeing Yosemite or Joshua Tree National Parks, simply because they are in California. How do you visit a state where your every move is subject to regulation?

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 08:09 AM (ZxPkt)

110 To introduce permanent renting is to take away political freedom. . . We can never be free from necessity when our place in the world is insecure.”

Another screed that is 100% about how the author feels entitled to a cheap mini-mansion with low interest and be paid off in a few years.

Zero gratitude for his parents who were, no doubt, not thrilled with his bedroom being the living room sofa. No thought whatsoever about taking in one bird back after another into the nest from which they once flown.

We imported the third world. Everything is more expensive for all of us not just whiny ungrateful generation that demands everything handed to them. Mom & Dad suffer with rotten, failed kids because of the housing issue.

Strange though, that the slaves are mad at other slaves, not the slavemasters for putting them into this position and as we speak are rioting out in the streets to protect the corrupt system that is wrecking their lives.

The fatigue is real.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 08:10 AM (pUU4E)

111 Jewish Org Gives 14 Colleges an F on Antisemitism Report Card

Bet they all got mucho $$$$ from Qatar and CCP.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:10 AM (gbOdA)

112 Paper or plastic?

Posted by: Grocery store clerks, back in the day at December 10, 2025 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

113 Good morning!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 08:11 AM (wVcYX)

114 And to Gov Prickster, I say

"SUPREMACY CLAUSE, MOTHERF***ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 08:11 AM (ZxPkt)

115 >> Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-SD) said that the Senate will vote Thursday on a healthcare reform package led by Sens. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) and Mike Crapo (R-ID). (I thought Crappo was the least popularMarx brother IYKWIM- jjs)

Beware anything Cassidy sponsors. Read the text of the bill. It has to be Democrat-Lite.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 10, 2025 08:12 AM (XJzAV)

116 No. Not because it will fit perfectly.

Because they will beat it into shape.
Posted by: XTC


It's why they obsess over DEI and related nonsense. You don't need a cog to meet certain specs! Just put in the dark colored one and everything will continue to work.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 08:12 AM (jjoN6)

117 108 Know who else has "small modular reactors so that each community can have an independent power source and make our electrical energy bulletproof" ?
Posted by: The U.S. Navy
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U.S. Navy allows Meta engineers to view its schematics.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:12 AM (UdrFj)

118 "SUPREMACY CLAUSE, MOTHERF***ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 08:11 AM (ZxPkt)

Supremacy Claus never gets invited to Christmas dinner at his brother Santa's house. They don't talk much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 08:13 AM (Vq1pX)

119 At one point during the game, the four contestants were “awarded” sashes with titles given to them after answering a series of questions, which included “botched penis,” “privately racist,” “whomegalul” and “pedophile.”

............................


I don't know what one of those words means and I don't want to.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 10, 2025 08:13 AM (ze+Ke)

120 A few months before retirement, we were told about the 'passwordless' experience our security was going to bestow on us. They required us to download an authenticator app to our work cellphones. When we used the app to access our regular network, we were re-directed to a page where we had to enter a PIN - minimum 14 characters, required at least 1 numeral, 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, & 1 special character. 'Passwordless'.
Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:09 AM (NcvvS)


Oh, I have to use the app also.

Connect to the network - enter password, use app.
Connect to the server - enter password... wait 30 seconds... enter password on new pop-up window.

It's only a matter of time until we have to guess a number between 1 - 100.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

121 - CIGIE
Council for the Inspectors General on Integrity and Efficiency

Lara Logan interview of Dr Timothy Shindelar
On utube (w/tons of ads) and I guess on X.
Why no IG investigations ever go anywhere,,, unless "they" want them to.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 10, 2025 08:14 AM (jMlHD)

122 The best way to counter Pritzker and the IL Marxists, is to defund Transportation projects. The EL Trains and Ohare airport are constantly being infused with DC cash.

Ohare airport is the core of Chicago's economy.

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2025 08:14 AM (YCxFk)

123 Mom always liked you best.

Posted by: Supremacy Claus at December 10, 2025 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

124 That bit about what one has to go thru in California, just to install a new window, is just ridiculous. It's like Californians have to negotiate with the government for permission to do anything.

Unless you are an illegal alien and you can just go out and steal a window from a job-site, and modify the structure to accommodate the misfit addition with whatever tar paper, fencing material or crumb wood is at hand.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 08:14 AM (rgGn5)

125 > That bit about what one has to go thru in California, just to install a new window, is just ridiculous. It's like Californians have to negotiate with the government for permission to do anything.
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We saw this back in 2010 and started making plans to flee. By 2013 we'd relocated to KY.

It wasn't 'only' the state getting all up in our biz. It was the woke neighbors too. After half a dozen run-ins with them we were outa' there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 08:15 AM (NwnyJ)

126 123 Mom always liked you best.
Posted by: Supremacy Claus at December 10, 2025 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)


Smothered . . . in the cradle!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2025 08:16 AM (x0n13)

127 115. Agree Cassidy is a snake, who is doing the usual John McCain scam. Liberal 5 years, conservative in re election year.

Cassidy voted to impeach Trump. Enough said

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2025 08:16 AM (YCxFk)

128 I don't know what one of those words means and I don't want to.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 10, 2025 08:13 AM (ze+Ke)


I took one for the team...

WHOMEGALUL
Twitch chat phrase when a relatively obscure person is mentioned on the stream.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

129 117 108 Know who else has "small modular reactors so that each community can have an independent power source and make our electrical energy bulletproof" ?
Posted by: The U.S. Navy
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U.S. Navy allows Meta engineers to view its schematics.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:12 AM (UdrFj)

I wrote a letter to W about 25 years ago to make a common SMR that could be built on Army and Navy bases and leased back to cities and states. And we have thousands of people trained to run them.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:16 AM (gbOdA)

130 Listen to what the plastic people say
Listen! It's getting louder every day
Listen! It's like a bolt out of the blue
Listen! It could be calling out for you

Plastic people, walk on by
Plastic people, don't you cry
It's not too late, No
It's not too late...

Listen! It's like a Mozart symphony
Listen! It's something just for you and me
Listen to what the plastic people say
Listen! It's getting truer every day
Aaah

Posted by: Spinal Tap Revival at December 10, 2025 08:17 AM (wVcYX)

131 Kamala won a majority of Miami votes in 2024. No big surprise, and turnout was awful. We did hold a FL State Senate by 20% though

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2025 08:18 AM (YCxFk)

132 100 Even the Republicans who seem to sincerely want to do well are deathly afraid of doing anything that doesn't work. They're terrified of procedural failure. We demand a full court press while they fake pot shot buzzer beaters from the opposite baseline and don't even let go of the ball.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
---

There's an election coming up and 20 solid seats are retiring.
Trump will be stumping for Trumper candidates.
Our money and X promotion will help.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:18 AM (UdrFj)

133 I think this is backwards. Trump is a reaction to the continued leftward drift of the corrupt uniparty.
——

Exactly. Mr. Trump is the symptom not the cause.

“Reactionary” is Marxist theory pejorative term (you know, if you constantly throw shit on people, eventually they … will react).

NBC famously showed Chicago’s finest beating up hippies at the 1968 DNC festivities. Right at 5PM. Why, it’s a Police Riot! Tsk tsk. The cameras in those days only showed what they wanted you to see.

“Reactionary”. You misspelled “Righteous Indignation” MFers.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:18 AM (PIUjZ)

134 Ohare airport is the core of Chicago's economy.

The goal is MAGA, not to give the entire Congress a reason to oppose Trump further.

We already lost most of the GOP to the Dark Side because Trump is doing the Unpardonable Sin of holding politicians accountable for their corruption, malfeasance and destruction.

Want to make sure that no appointments for judge or attorney get made again? Threaten the companies that need O'Hare that heavily bribe support our various feckless Congress Critters.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 08:18 AM (rgGn5)

135 Tommy: Mom always liked you best.

Dick: That's because you were always a nasty little shit.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 08:19 AM (W7XSX)

136 A few months before retirement, we were told about the 'passwordless' experience our security was going to bestow on us. They required us to download an authenticator app to our work cellphones. When we used the app to access our regular network, we were re-directed to a page where we had to enter a PIN - minimum 14 characters, required at least 1 numeral, 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, & 1 special character. 'Passwordless'.
Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:09 AM (NcvvS)
=====

You sound less than enthusiastic about my new idea to improve productivity around here.
-Nazdar's boss

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:20 AM (A0sqA)

137 I see little kids lugging their grimey little tablets everywhere with them and staring at them the whole time they are in a store or restaurant or somewhere while blasting whatever cartoon they are watching and it makes me kind of angry at the parents. And feel sorry for the kids hypnotized by those things.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 08:21 AM (vFG9F)

138 She added, “I understand the focus on ’28 and all that. But there will be a marble bust of me in Congress. I am a historic figure like any vice president of the United States ever was.”

Right beside the bust of John Nance Garner.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:21 AM (gbOdA)

139 3 new Federal Judges confirmed yesterday, 7 total in two weeks

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2025 08:22 AM (YCxFk)

140 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:22 AM (77rzZ)

141 Media does not mention, the GOP won the open FL State Senate seat easily

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2025 08:23 AM (YCxFk)

142 Camala's bust is trapped inside one of those marble columns.

Posted by: Michael Angelo at December 10, 2025 08:24 AM (vFG9F)

143 Providing aid and comfort to invaders isn't just a regular crime it is constitutionally defined treason:

"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort."

This is no different then in the early 40s if the governor of Alaska ordered his state resources to protect the "Japanese Undocumented Immigrants" that had just entered his state...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 08:24 AM (sKqQm)

144 A podcast clip from earlier this year featuring Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom Charles Nelson Riley and Richard Simmons is going viral again, and for good reason: it’s pure comedy gold.

The two Democratic governors sat down for an episode of This Is Gavin Newsom back in March, and during their 50-minute conversation, they briefly shared their thoughts on masculinity. Yes, masculinity.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:24 AM (gbOdA)

145 I've spent much time painting Kamala's bust.

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 10, 2025 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

146 >>You sound less than enthusiastic about my new idea to improve productivity around here.

Heh. Wasn't completely sure who my boss even was, the last few months. Different people handled different aspects of my work and none of them were involved in that fiasco. Just thought making a big deal of something that wound up effectively downgrading access management was ill-considered

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:24 AM (NcvvS)

147 Good morning everyone, happy Hump Day. Thx JJ
Michael Goodwin's take on Hochul in today's NY Post is great. A less than useless lump. Stefanik is on Bartiromo's show dumping all over Hochul about reversals in positions on taxes, congestion pricing and now giving in to Mandani. If I didn't live in NYS I'd say 'more popcorn "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 08:24 AM (D+mpw)

148 Just pay your 16% hotel tax and tourist bureau fee and get out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:24 AM (A0sqA)

149 134. That is deep. Manchurian candidate on last night. LOL

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2025 08:25 AM (YCxFk)

150 A few months before retirement, we were told about the 'passwordless' experience our security was going to bestow on us. They required us to download an authenticator app to our work cellphones. When we used the app to access our regular network, we were re-directed to a page where we had to enter a PIN - minimum 14 characters, required at least 1 numeral, 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, & 1 special character. 'Passwordless'.
Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:09 AM (NcvvS)
=====

You sound less than enthusiastic about my new idea to improve productivity around here.
-Nazdar's boss
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:20 AM (A0sqA)


Based on the first five words in Nazdar's statement, I doubt their boss communicates with them often.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

151 “We imported the third world”

No. “We” absolutely did no such thing. Not even a little bit. Get it in your head, this is enemy action.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:25 AM (PIUjZ)

152 142 Camala's bust is trapped inside one of those marble columns.
Posted by: Michael Angelo at December 10, 2025 08:24 AM (vFG9F)

Just knock off everything that does not look like Cammy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

153 Is there a media outlet on the net that is Trump supporting that one can hear his speech from last night? Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 08:25 AM (ix8EF)

154 Even the Republicans who seem to sincerely want to do well are deathly afraid of doing anything that doesn't work

TO use your analogy, if a random Republican office holder hits one of those buzzer beater shots, he'll almost certainly face lawsuits, prosecution, and assassination attempts.

And perhaps most importantly in our current moment, they'll see their own graft go away...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 08:26 AM (sKqQm)

155 Ever since the market decided a rate cut is all but certain today, the 10 year rate has moved from 4% all the way to 4.2%, a huge increase in bond market terms, and just the opposite of what the goal is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 08:26 AM (ijWOO)

156 Tim Pool made some good points in his recent profane rant against Candace Owens and after having his home targeted by drive-by shooters. One, the burden of security now for conservative podcasters and speakers (i.e., the untold cost of leftist violence to cultural discourse). Two, the cowardly silence of so many conservatives in the face of Owens and others splintering the Right for their own aggrandizement. They called him to privately thank him for speaking out, but Pool dismissed their thanks with contempt.

He pointed out that the shooting of Kirk was the most successful assassination in history.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (WHfpM)

157 Today is National Lager Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

158 Remember GOD has this plan.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (jgmnb)

159 >> The Coming Storm: A 9/11 2.0 Threat and Why America’s Institutions Are Still Fighting Yesterday’s 2nd Generation War

https://tinyurl.com/bnzz9t8d

Read the whole thing, folks. Head on a swivel. Keep up your situational awareness especially in public places and church. There is a lot of chatter about this coming from credible sources.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (XJzAV)

160 I read the article about microplastics, and now I’m paranoid about them.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

161 FWIW - Illinois is closer to chaos than most realize. If Chicago cannot settle on a budget soon, city government will "shut down." Council and Mayor are stuck wrangling over "Hiz Honor's" proposed $400/yr head tax on private corporate employees who reside outside the city limits. Oh yes, that ... and the general $1B Chicago funding shortfall. Now add the consequences of Federal monies - in any form and amount - being withdrawn from the entire state at the same time that the City closes its doors and you have a recipe for violence across the Second City.

Posted by: YellowBird at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (MEbkQ)

162 Want to make sure that no appointments for judge or attorney get made again? Threaten the companies that need O'Hare that heavily bribe support our various feckless Congress Critters.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 08:18 AM (rgGn5)

They are the problem. Force their hands. Make them very visibly the reason we can't have nice things. Don't want to play ball? Want to ignore the electorate? Want to sandbag our efforts because you won't risk your precious slop trough? Go away, then. Lose. A traitor in office demanding fealty to Our Friends Across The Aisle so they can keep making the rent payments on their office and make a buck on the side on top is worse than an avowed enemy. All their dollars are impotent if they become sufficiently hated by the base that they themselves already hate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (Vq1pX)

163 153 Is there a media outlet on the net that is Trump supporting that one can hear his speech from last night? Thx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 08:25 AM (ix8EF)

Check out OANN.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 08:28 AM (WHfpM)

164 I read the article about microplastics, and now I’m paranoid about them.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (77rzZ)



100% of men tested had microplastics in their semen.


Welcome to my cumfetti!

Posted by: Skeletor at December 10, 2025 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

165 >>Media does not mention, the GOP won the open FL State Senate seat easily

Of course not. That doesn't feed the DOOM narrative.

Trump was in vintage form last night to a wildly enthusiastic reception. He's getting the band back together and hitting the road and next year a whole lot of stuff will start to hit the economy and people's pockets in a positive way.

And it seems to get forgotten some Republican states are redistricting which will add more Republican seats. It's way too early too be dooming about elections 12 months away.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 08:28 AM (viF8m)

166 Turnout in Miami's mayoral election was 21%.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2025 08:29 AM (rJ48h)

167 He pointed out that the shooting of Kirk was the most successful assassination in history.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (WHfpM)


No one remembers history. -- Gavrilo Princip

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

168 Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 08:28 AM (WHfpM)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 08:29 AM (ix8EF)

169 One America News Network

oann.com

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 08:29 AM (W7XSX)

170 "153 Is there a media outlet on the net that is Trump supporting that one can hear his speech from last night? Thx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"


Go ask the YouTubes for Right Side Broadcasting. They usually cover everything he does.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 10, 2025 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

171 All the new words being introduced in the English lexicon have no valid basis. Historically we adopted a word it put forward or expressed a thought superior to any word we had at the time.

Tranny, noony, toony and that crap is slang for homosexuals and medical mutilations. Technical words exist for these deviant personalities and acts. Trivializing them is counter productive to the English language and our perception of reality.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:29 AM (UdrFj)

172 There are two ways to handle internet security:

1: Make it harder for bad actors to access your system. But generally these methods also make it harder for your employees/customers to access your system as well and we are entering the period where most of these security increases are well below any positive return on investment.

2: Get serious about prosecuting internet crime. Someone steals $1000 but forces companies to spend $100M protecting from what they did? Hang them on national TV. But...the powers that be don't want to go down this route...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 08:29 AM (sKqQm)

173 Let all these fake ass "church" groups who brought them here foot their room and board."

Yeah. It took two parts - the FedGov willing to shovel our cash, and declining groups with ever decreasing budgets.

A match made in... Minneapolis.

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

174 We allowed the soviets to murder nazis for us on the opposite front of the theater out of expedience.

We did not give them command our own divisions and then claim they were irreplaceable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 08:30 AM (Vq1pX)

175 Tommy: Mom always liked you best.

Dick: That's because you were always a nasty little shit.
Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 08:19 AM (W7XSX)

Very true. Tom was an extreme leftist, same as Johnny Carson. They both kept it relatively quiet, but they weren't known as conservative type. One reason I think that Carson thought Tom's impression of him was funny and Rich Little's was not after a while was because of their shared ideology.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 10, 2025 08:30 AM (uQesX)

176 79 Recyclers don't want pizza boxes because they are greasy and covered with cheese and stuff. Empty pizza burn real good though. They could be burned to counteract some of this global cooling we are currently experiencing.
Posted by: fd

I burn all my paper, cardboard, cellophane-type waste. I need to burn a couple hundred pounds of pine straw and cones that drop on my driveway, garage yearly from my neighbor's trees, anyway. You get a good fire going in the fire pit, the waste goes up in flames in seconds. One of the benefits of living rural.

Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at December 10, 2025 08:30 AM (oftw2)

177 Turnout in Miami's mayoral election was 21%.
Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2025 08:29 AM (rJ48h)



The Republican candidate just wasn't what I was looking for, so I stayed home.

Posted by: Average Republican Voter at December 10, 2025 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

178 142 Camala's bust is trapped inside one of those marble columns.
Posted by: Michael Angelo at December 10, 2025 08:24 AM (vFG9F)

Just knock off everything that does not look like Cammy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

Those bewbs are as hard as marble columns!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

179 I used to buy spring water in the little 0.5 liter bottles.

Microplastics.

Not anymore.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 08:31 AM (W7XSX)

180 "Tranny, noony, toony and that crap is slang for homosexuals and medical mutilations. Technical words exist for these deviant personalities and acts. Trivializing them is counter productive to the English language and our perception of reality."


Amen.

Posted by: Monks from long ago at December 10, 2025 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

181 >>You sound less than enthusiastic about my new idea to improve productivity around here.
-Nazdar's boss
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:20 AM (A0sqA)

Based on the first five words in Nazdar's statement, I doubt their boss communicates with them often.

My last boss was a decent guy and good at his job. He didn't have to communicate with me a lot because he had only a loose understanding of what I did (he was a resource manager, not a technical one) and I had been doing that specific job for more than 20 years.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:31 AM (NcvvS)

182 161. Well said Yellow. Chicago had a massive safety net with Biden in office. $$$ for illegals etc... One hangup I have always had, is the Trump family continuing to own Hotels in NYC and Chicago. It hinders them politically, but a small thing

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2025 08:32 AM (YCxFk)

183 He pointed out that the shooting of Kirk was the most successful assassination in history.

To paraphrase Heinlein, violence works. Especially if only one side is willing to engage in it.

Bondi and co had an opportunity to use that assassination to roll up every antifa associate of the shooter. Instead it appears they aren't even going to bother with Squirrel Boy.

And yes the left will trade a few years in jail for a street activist/thug for a conservative leader any day.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 08:32 AM (sKqQm)

184 Very enjoyable to watch Bill Maher demonstrate for his audience how stupid Ana Kasparian is.

Very painful to watch Ana fail to grasp that demonstration.

"I'm a proud Armenian who works on a show named for the perpetrators of the Armenian genocide."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:33 AM (A0sqA)

185 Read that link about warning young men about holiday gf's - sounded like it could have been written by Col. Jack Ripper. "Women crave me, Mandrake, but I deny them my essence!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 08:33 AM (OPUTs)

186 Right beside the bust of John Nance Garner.

"Cactus Jack" Garner, famous for saying that the Veep slot was worth as much as a bucket of warm piss.

I think it was Veep Alben Barkley who uttered the immortal phrase, "What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 08:33 AM (ufSfZ)

187 I read the article about microplastics, and now I’m paranoid about them.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:27 AM (77rzZ)


Some years ago I started transitioning all of my food storage containers to glass. There's still a plastic lid but it interacts with the food less and isn't present if I reheat in the microwave.

I suspect that disposable water bottles are big issue but that's a harder nut to crack for an emergency supply.

Generally, I don't worry about it. I've done what I can and I shan't live in fear over what I cannot control.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:33 AM (ExV1e)

188 Who the F has a mayors election on December 9th? Last thing on GOP voters minds

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2025 08:33 AM (YCxFk)

189 I hope Congress positions Kumswala's bust for success

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 08:33 AM (+odZa)

190 Recyclers don't want pizza boxes because they are greasy and covered with cheese and stuff. Empty pizza burn real good though. They could be burned to counteract some of this global cooling we are currently experiencing.

Pizza boxes make great shotgun targets. Keep the spread on the box.

Posted by: Shotgun Willie at December 10, 2025 08:34 AM (bC9HI)

191 Yemen is fun again. A UAE backed faction is now threatening to split the country and is fighting a Saudi backed faction. Muslims fighting Muslims . Anyway...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 08:34 AM (D+mpw)

192 182 - THX Jonah.

Lots of Brinksmanship down at City Hall these days. Totally possible that the histrionics will spin out of control.

Posted by: YellowBird at December 10, 2025 08:35 AM (MEbkQ)

193 Know who else had a successful bust?

Posted by: Dollywood employees at December 10, 2025 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

194 Tim Pool rakes Candace Owens and the cowards that don't call her out over the coals.
"I Think She's a Fed and I Think She Killed Charlie"

https://tinyurl.com/4he497s9

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

195 Here's an interesting take on the Miami election from someone who lives in Miami. Click the link to read it all.

>>@mplpodcast305

>>On Republicans losing the City of Miami tonight — and why this is a much bigger loss for DeSantis and the GOP establishment than for Trump and MAGA. (And yes, I live here.)

https://tinyurl.com/cwv5sebb

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 08:36 AM (viF8m)

196 I'm still not convinced that "microplastics" aren't the newest anti- civilization gambit from the same people who brought you The Sky Is Falling for the last fifty years.

Fake data. Ridiculous interpretations. Garbage metrology. I can't say that all that stuff is going on.... but I'm assuming it as loud as i can.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 08:36 AM (Vq1pX)

197 I liken this to trying to rescue my ex. who crawled into a bottle and never came out.

After rescue and settling her debts, she flaked again.

I did not feel bad about doing what needed to be done. Hammer was dropped.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 08:37 AM (cS1cw)

198 My prediction: a 50 bp cut and the DJIA goes up 1,000 points, the ten year goes back to 4%

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:37 AM (A0sqA)

199 He pointed out that the shooting of Kirk was the most successful assassination in history.

I said, after the initial wave of worldwide memorials to Kirk, that I was afraid it was all a nine-days wonder and that his movement would be swamped and silenced by the implicit threat of "Shut up and stop making us kill you!"

It seems I was right.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 08:38 AM (ufSfZ)

200 >>On Republicans losing the City of Miami tonight — and why this is a much bigger loss for DeSantis and the GOP establishment than for Trump and MAGA. (And yes, I live here.)

https://tinyurl.com/cwv5sebb
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 08:36 AM (viF8m)



In other words: Republicans really don't care about the hostile takeover by Democrats and the NWO that will destroy America because it just hasn't effected THEM PERSONALLY.

We're f*cked......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Nearly Half Of Netflix Kids’ Shows Expose Children To LGBT Propaganda: Report

The other half is pedophilia, goat fucking, and fart noises.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:39 AM (gbOdA)

202 The RINO establishment are fine with having a seat at the table, which they think they'll actually keep in the long term, as long as they can keep going to the parties and yelling about how they're going to go after the radical left wingers.

We're so totally f*cked.

This is why we'll never have nice things again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

203 LOL Secy of War has directed that we now use "GenAI" in our work.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 10, 2025 08:40 AM (Hpgos)

204 Thanks, Jack Straw for bringing a positive word amidst all the "It's all over " doom and gloom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 08:41 AM (Nx5jP)

205 Last night was vintage Trump. He was cracking jokes, calling people names, and being embraced by his base for it. It's like 2016 again. Trump is a once-in-a-century leader. I will be sad when JD takes over in 2029.

Posted by: jmel at December 10, 2025 08:41 AM (RWHIh)

206 188 Who the F has a mayors election on December 9th? Last thing on GOP voters minds
Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2025 08:33 AM (YCxFk)

that is the point

21% turnout

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:41 AM (gbOdA)

207 I'd love to see a list of accomplishments Kamala can point to for her four years as our fake VP.

Posted by: She Dumb at December 10, 2025 08:41 AM (oftw2)

208 Read that link about warning young men about holiday gf's - sounded like it could have been written by Col. Jack Ripper. "Women crave me, Mandrake, but I deny them my essence!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 08:33 AM (OPUTs)
=====

Kinda sounds like Poso.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:42 AM (A0sqA)

209 LOL Secy of War has directed that we now use "GenAI" in our work.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at December 10, 2025 08:40 AM (Hpgos)

Could be a sliver of an idea in there.

Get used to effing up with that garbage now while we're still at relative peace, rather than later in a panic when some jerkoff MIC types can sell it as a mid-panic panacaea.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 08:42 AM (Vq1pX)

210 @184 San Franpsycho, still boggles the mind that someone named Kasparian, an Armenian, would star on a show called Young Turks. The original Young Turks killed over a million Armenians. She ain't too bright and Maher showed it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 08:42 AM (D+mpw)

211 'If you're serious about better energizing the world, you also should be all in on natural gas and nuclear,'

A disturbing thought I had:

• Lots of influential people and "ethicists" claiming that AI will be NAFTA 2.0 and put a lot of people out of work
• They also say that AI's disruption is a humanity crisis that can only be solved through regulation
• or those who profit from AI fully underwrite UBI with the trillions that they make.
• WEF has been destroying public grid capacity for decades now.
• WEF is pushing AI and UBI and all of the pathologies

Now the public is demanding that data centers stay off the public grid and feed themselves. With nukes.

Think about it, we are demanding that those who will take our jobs and laugh at our UBI demands be in well defended islands and prevent any attempt to shut them down by being completely self contained.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 08:42 AM (WCaCG)

212 So Miami has a Democrat mayor? All big cities have Democrat mayors. A Republican mayor would be a very strange anomaly. Oh maybe one here or there, but one definition of a city is a repository of villainy, progressivism and criminals.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 08:43 AM (pDt9x)

213 Both Pritzker and Kim Jong-un need to be supplied lots of Kerry Gold butter and premium donuts.
Posted by: N

I needed to make a no-effort dinner when I was working in the evening, so I roasted yukon gold potatoes drenched in kerrygold, and then topped them with prosciutto and chives.

I think I'll call this kitchen creation "The Pritzker Special." Even a little is dangerously fattening, it's very easy to access a lot of it quickly, and it's extremely delicious. It's a real "Mr. 5x5" kind of meal.

Posted by: lurker at December 10, 2025 08:43 AM (BI5O2)

214 My last boss was a decent guy and good at his job. He didn't have to communicate with me a lot because he had only a loose understanding of what I did (he was a resource manager, not a technical one) and I had been doing that specific job for more than 20 years.
Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:31 AM (NcvvS)


While I've only been doing my current role for about a dozen years, this describes my current manager to a tee. She still insists on weekly meetings, though, so she can impress upon me how very much she CARES about me no matter how many times I mention that I'd prefer otherwise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

215 I’m not worried about microplastics…. I don’t even know what they are and don’t care honestly. Right this very minute I’m drinking Diet Coke from a plastic bottle… 30 years ago I had relatives telling me Diet Coke was gonna kill me…. Meh, I will eventually die of something. I think the stress of worrying about every little thing would kill me faster than microplastics…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 08:43 AM (YobFY)

216 There's a podcast?

Posted by: Slow on the Uptake at December 10, 2025 08:44 AM (oftw2)

217 The Young Turks are neither.

Posted by: But you already knew that at December 10, 2025 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

218 The Red Sea International Film Festival, which has been held annually in Jeddah since 2021 under the authority of the Saudi Ministry of Culture, has drawn a star-studded guest list including actors like Riz Ahmed, Juliette Binoche, Michael Caine, Kirsten Dunst, and Idris Elba.

10/7 The Musical is feature film.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:44 AM (gbOdA)

219 "I wrote a letter to W about 25 years ago to make a common SMR that could be built on Army and Navy bases and leased back to cities and states. And we have thousands of people trained to run them.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:16 AM "

Found out something a few days ago and I'm surprised so few know about it - well, there are no real reporters anymore, just stenographers for The Message.
But anyway, there are currently 3 SMR's under construction in Texas, 5 more in the permitting process and which should begin construction next year. Permitting should not be a problem, both the State and Fed agencies support the effort.
The idea is that once a standard design is settled on (that's what is being worked out now) then many more can be built without much trouble.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 08:44 AM (+Dm7G)

220 She ain't too bright and Maher showed it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 08:42 AM (D+mpw)
=====

I am usually very critical of Maher but he did not let her get off the hook simply repeating liberal dogmas, slogans, cliches, and falsehoods. And that was all she offered.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:44 AM (A0sqA)

221 Read that link about warning young men about holiday gf's - sounded like it could have been written by Col. Jack Ripper. "Women crave me, Mandrake, but I deny them my essence!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 08:33 AM (OPUTs)


Based on the shit I see online, most young men don't have to deny women anything. The gals are too busy taking their turn with Chad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

222 2: Get serious about prosecuting internet crime. Someone steals $1000 but forces companies to spend $100M protecting from what they did? Hang them on national TV. But...the powers that be don't want to go down this route...
Posted by: 18-1
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USPS and railroads used to offer severe PENALTIES for abusing their service.
We don't do penalties very well any more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:45 AM (UdrFj)

223 I will be sad when JD takes over in 2029.

I would rather have JD take over in 2029 than earlier.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 08:45 AM (/TiS1)

224 The Young Turks are neither.
Posted by: But you already knew that at December 10, 2025 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)



You asked for it........



https://youtu.be/zQ41hqlV0Kk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

225 Meh, I will eventually die of something. I think the stress of worrying about every little thing would kill me faster than microplastics…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 08:43 AM (YobFY)

My family bitches at me about my Romulan Ale consumption.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:45 AM (gbOdA)

226 Podcast? That's just talk radio without an audience.

Posted by: El Rushbo at December 10, 2025 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

227 Garner of course, was the one who quipped “Not Worth a Bucket of Warm Spit” when asked about the value of the Vice Presidency, yes? The joke may have been cleaned up a bit for public consumption

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:45 AM (tmGxn)

228 The gals are too busy taking their turn with Chad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

Who names their washing machine Chad. That's silly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 08:46 AM (Vq1pX)

229 Who the F has a mayors election on December 9th?

Municipalities which want to ensure that the correct person gets elected. Ditto city council and school board elections.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

230 Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:31 AM (NcvvS)

While I've only been doing my current role for about a dozen years, this describes my current manager to a tee. She still insists on weekly meetings, though, so she can impress upon me how very much she CARES about me no matter how many times I mention that I'd prefer otherwise.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:43 AM (ExV1e)
=====

You morons have done a very thorough job sh*tting all over my original lameass joke.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:46 AM (A0sqA)

231 I am usually very critical of Maher but he did not let her get off the hook simply repeating liberal dogmas, slogans, cliches, and falsehoods. And that was all she offered.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:44 AM (A0sqA)



To be fair, that's all 90% of the talking heads on the left have. There are no free thinkers on that side, for the most part.

Maher pointing it out shows that he gets it and he's trying to get them to open their mind to different views of communism and why it's good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

232 >>>The idea is that once a standard design is settled on (that's what is being worked out now) then many more can be built without much trouble.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---

Frog Bezos is building 5 in WA.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:48 AM (UdrFj)

233 210 "But who today remembers the Armenians?"
-- Adolf Hitler

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

234 12 So Miami has a Democrat mayor? All big cities have Democrat mayors. A Republican mayor would be a very strange anomaly. Oh maybe one here or there, but one definition of a city is a repository of villainy, progressivism and criminals.
Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 08:43 AM (pDt9x)
******
Well, they haven't had a Democrat mayor for 30 years.
There is a lot of fracturing in the Republican Party right now with the likes of Tucker Carlson, MTG, Candace Owens leading the charge in convincing people not to vote for Republicans.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

235 Sad news - the inventor of autocorrect collapsed in the street yesterday.
He was taken by ambience to the nearest horse piddle.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 08:49 AM (+Oyis)

236 222 2: Get serious about prosecuting internet crime. Someone steals $1000 but forces companies to spend $100M protecting from what they did? Hang them on national TV. But...the powers that be don't want to go down this route...
Posted by: 18-1
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USPS and railroads used to offer severe PENALTIES for abusing their service.
We don't do penalties very well any more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:45 AM (UdrFj)

Visa charge 3% to retailers. So that mean 3% is fake, fraud, and bad to cover the 97% good.
Medicare is 10% fraud.
Medicaid is around 12%.

So in your lifetime of work about 1 year to 4 years just goes to pay for criminals, scamps, scallywags, and ne'er do wells.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

237 Oh maybe one here or there, but one definition of a city is a repository of villainy, progressivism and criminals.

A common theme that crops up in Scripture is that cities are a bad thing.

its like reading text and encountering the word "birds" or "dogs", something bad is about to follow.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 08:49 AM (pawvM)

238 Who names their washing machine Chad. That's silly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yeah, what's up with that?
-- Chick on the Liberty Mutual ad who named her car "Brad"

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

239 >>Thanks, Jack Straw for bringing a positive word amidst all the "It's all over " doom and gloom.

I just don't see the doom some do right now. If you listen to Scott Bessent, possibly Trump's best cabinet choice, he is very confident we are going to see a boom in the economy next year thanks to the BBB and other steps taken by Trump's team this year. Those old enough to remember when Reagan took over also remember it took some time for the economy to recover and then it took off like a rocket.

Redistricting is happening. USAID is largely done. Election roles are being cleaned. Illegals are going home and there will be a surge of new ICE people next year thanks to all the hiring. And we've got Trump campaigning all across the country for MAGA candidates.

Midterms are always a challenge for the party in the WH but all things considered we are in pretty good shape at the moment.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 08:50 AM (viF8m)

240 All of the Mag 7s are working on SNRs. They've got the best engineers and definitely squeeze a nickle. Within 5 years windmills will be gone and SNRs will be or be planned everywhere.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:50 AM (UdrFj)

241 Yeah, what's up with that?
-- Chick on the Liberty Mutual ad who named her car "Brad"
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:49 AM (77rzZ)



She totaled him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

242 Think about it, we are demanding that those who will take our jobs and laugh at our UBI demands be in well defended islands and prevent any attempt to shut them down by being completely self contained.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 08:42 AM (WCaCG)


The public, generally, lacks the capacity for critical thought. They are misinformed, at best, and overly emotional. They are sheep, easily controlled, and just as easily lead to the abattoir.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

243 And we thank you.

Posted by: Criminals, scamps, scallywags, and ne'er do wells at December 10, 2025 08:51 AM (2Ez/1)

244 Visa charge 3% to retailers. So that mean 3% is fake, fraud, and bad to cover the 97% good.

It takes a lot computing resources and skilled labor to keep the lights on at Visa. 3% is cheap.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 08:51 AM (pawvM)

245 Meme Therefore I Am

Gavin Newsom’s California gave a driver’s license to an illegal alien and MS-13 LEADER wanted for a QUADRUPLE HOMICIDE in Honduras.

Gerson Emir Cuadra Soto, 33, was an MS-13 leader and part of a professional assassination squad for the gang. He came into the U.S. illegally under the Biden administration. After being charged in Honduras in 2022 with firearms offenses tied to a quadruple homicide, Cuadra Soto and two co-defendants allegedly bribed their way out of jail.

He crossed from Mexico into Texas and later obtained a California driver’s license using his real identity.

He has now been arrested in Grand Island and is facing federal charges.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

246 Vietnamese immigrant somberly ranting about Somalian immigrants.

https://tinyurl.com/ynnufzne

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 08:51 AM (WHfpM)

247 Midterms are always a challenge for the party in the WH but all things considered we are in pretty good shape at the moment.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 08:50 AM (viF8m)

illegals birthing new forever permanent public charges are down about 12 to 15%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:52 AM (gbOdA)

248 The Young Turks are your standard leftist drones as has been pointed out, but their melt down on election night 2016 is some of the best TV ever

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 08:52 AM (D+mpw)

249 Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 08:50 AM (viF8m)

Thanks. Scott Bessent is my favorite cabinet pick. I also like Pete Hegseth but only because he looks good without a shirt. JK

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 08:54 AM (Nx5jP)

250 >the Saudi Ministry of Culture,
----

I do not understand those words in that order

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 08:54 AM (IvPcr)

251 The Young Turks are your standard leftist drones as has been pointed out, but their melt down on election night 2016 is some of the best TV ever
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 08:52 AM (D+mpw)



Chunk Yogurt is a bloated obnoxious idiot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

252 234
Well, they haven't had a Democrat mayor for 30 years.
There is a lot of fracturing in the Republican Party right now with the likes of Tucker Carlson, MTG, Candace Owens leading the charge in convincing people not to vote for Republicans.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

I am not implying that it is a good thing that a Democrat scum has taken office, merely that “ cities” are the focal points of all that is wrong in the country. Socialism concentrates there, because cities are run by councils, soviets, and the resources are managed by them. It’s a terrible problem, and I honestly don’t know what can be done about it.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 08:54 AM (pDt9x)

253 >>>Redistricting is happening. USAID is largely done. Election roles are being cleaned. Illegals are going home and there will be a surge of new ICE people next year thanks to all the hiring. And we've got Trump campaigning all across the country for MAGA candidates.
-----------

And elimination of regulation. It's 40 gone to every 1 new one.
They are trashing regulations all over the place. The effect won't be immediate but when business and industry adjusts it will be like the tide coming in.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (UdrFj)

254 I also like Pete Hegseth but only because he looks good without a shirt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Naughty Fen is the best Fen.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (77rzZ)

255 IIRC there were some pre-election fortifications in Miami to make sure the Democrat had an advantage. It had been reported months ago... largely dismissed as the media and public was focused on Trump's ballroom, narco-terrorists being blown up, illegals, states and ICE at odds with each other, etc.

The voting demographic was largely Latinos hungry for some leftist love.

YMMV
"Imported." Florida has their own illegal problems and they're not necessarily from Mexico. But they do reside in Miami.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (NwnyJ)

256 I'd love to see a list of accomplishments Kamala can point to for her four years as our fake VP.
—-

Now describe Mrs. Clinton. I had great fun with that, on my leftist friends. They were mortified. “Why … but . She was a Senator! Secretary of State!”

No no no I said. Those are job titles. What did she do. What are her accomplishments? Can you describe some of the great legislation she passed? I think she was instrumental in getting a post office renamed. Is that what you mean by “the most qualified person to ever run for president”?

Sorry, I’m just not that easily impressed. The “First Vagina-American” is not the persuasive argument we are led to believe it is.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (Y4gci)

257 If everybody has a podcast, nobody has a podcast.

Posted by: Just like YouTube channels at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

258 @239 thx for the link from Miami. I had read about the Republican being a lump , but when I heard him speak I realized "GOPe lump"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (D+mpw)

259 Miami-Dade County has 34 incorporated municipalities, including the City of Miami.

Approximately 17% of Miami-Dade County's residents live in the City of Miami.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (rJ48h)

260 How about a diesel HiLux for $25K?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (UdrFj)

261 Redistricting is happening. USAID is largely done. Election roles are being cleaned. Illegals are going home and there will be a surge of new ICE people next year thanks to all the hiring. And we've got Trump campaigning all across the country for MAGA candidates.


And yet we've gotten curb stomped in the last few elections.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

262
Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM (tgvbd)

263 If everybody has a podcast, nobody has a podcast.

Posted by: Just like YouTube channels at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)



TJM hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

264 >>Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

There are a stunning number of management-level people who believe, 'I meet, therefore I am.'

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM (NcvvS)

265 262
Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM (tgvbd)

He is Church of England now?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM (gbOdA)

266 Chunk Yogurt is a bloated obnoxious idiot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:54 AM


Ditto his douchecanoe nephew, Hassan. OK, maybe not bloated, but obnoxious and idiotic? Yeah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 08:57 AM (bFu5X)

267 Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Does that mean that he has to wear a monocle?

Seriously, congratulations!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

268 Ditto his douchecanoe nephew, Hassan. OK, maybe not bloated, but obnoxious and idiotic? Yeah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 08:57 AM (bFu5X)



Is that the dude that electrocutes his dog on screen?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

269 Kamala Harris: ‘There Will Be a Marble Bust of Me In Congress… I Am a Historic Figure’

-
They need to make space on Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 08:58 AM (L/fGl)

270 Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM (tgvbd)
=====

Tell Lamont we said "Good Boy!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 08:58 AM (A0sqA)

271 How about a diesel HiLux for $25K?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM


How much for the tripod and pintel accessories?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 08:58 AM (bFu5X)

272 Is that the dude that electrocutes his dog on screen?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 08:58 AM


That's the one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 08:59 AM (bFu5X)

273 *Does that mean that he has to wear a monocle?*

Don't forget the top hat and cane.

Posted by: Mr. Monopoly at December 10, 2025 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

274 In a move reflecting broader debates on diversity, the U.S. State Department, led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, has reverted to using the Times New Roman font in official communications, dismissing the previous administration's adoption of the more accessible Calibri font.

The font wars begun they have.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:59 AM (gbOdA)

275 Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM (tgvbd)

Whoa! Are you comfortable with joining the Anglican Communion?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 10, 2025 08:59 AM (uQesX)

276 @261 the Nashville election was in a Republican +10 district. The Republican won by 9. All the other recent elections are in blue areas

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 08:59 AM (D+mpw)

277
That's the one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 08:59 AM (bFu5X)



Agreed.

I was hoping the Chinese would've caned him while he was being a douche in China.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

278 Good for Rubio. Times New Roman is my go-to font.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:00 AM (77rzZ)

279 Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM


Nice! Will he have an ascot, striped trousers, and little spats?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:00 AM (bFu5X)

280
Now describe Mrs. Clinton. I had great fun with that, on my leftist friends. They were mortified. “Why … but . She was a Senator! Secretary of State!”

No no no I said. Those are job titles. What did she do. What are her accomplishments? Can you describe some of the great legislation she passed?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 08:55 AM


I can think of some things she didn't do

Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Chris Stevens at December 10, 2025 09:00 AM (tljrc)

281 Modern age women just adore a plastic man. When you whip out your 3.375 X 2.125 unit they go into lovey-dovey mode.


It's the old-fashioned, sadder but wiser gal for me.

Posted by: Count Music Man de Monet at December 10, 2025 09:01 AM (wVcYX)

282 Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Does that mean that he has to wear a monocle?

Seriously, congratulations!
Posted by: Bulg


Spats.
And carry a cane.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2025 09:01 AM (+Oyis)

283 252 234
Well, they haven't had a Democrat mayor for 30 years.
There is a lot of fracturing in the Republican Party right now with the likes of Tucker Carlson, MTG, Candace Owens leading the charge in convincing people not to vote for Republicans.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Communicate to the middlings interested in conservatism that Carlson, Owens, MTG, Fuentes and their fellow travelers are antagonists to conservatism. How?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:01 AM (UdrFj)

284 How many divisions does Times New Roman have?

Posted by: Helvetica at December 10, 2025 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

285 Kamala Harris: ‘There Will Be a Marble Bust of Me In Congress… I Am a Historic Figure’

-
They need to make space on Mount Rushmore.


A Glory Hole?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 09:01 AM (BvPIe)

286 Kamala Harris: ‘There Will Be a Marble Bust of Me In Congress… I Am a Historic Figure’

Put in in there with a sign: The biggest f'in dummy ever to hold high office.

That's historic, ain't it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 10, 2025 09:01 AM (uQesX)

287 I was hoping the Chinese would've caned him while he was being a douche in China.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:00 AM


Give him time. Lots of streamers are getting themselves arrested in Asia lately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:01 AM (bFu5X)

288 A significant number of people expect government to provide for them, and vote for those who promise to do so. They want security above all else. One of the root problems we have.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 09:02 AM (pDt9x)

289 >>And yet we've gotten curb stomped in the last few elections.

Really? For weeks all we heard was the AOC of the midwest was going to take a MAGA scalp in Tennessee. It was going to be a nail biter!

It wasn't a nail biter. She lost by 9 in an R+10 district. I'm not surprised at all about races in VA or NJ of NYC. All of them were long shots other than NYC which was impossible. And special elections are always unique animals and don't reflect midterms. We hear this during every special election season and then quickly forget it.

What exactly are Democrats going to run on next year if the economy continues to improve? Fighting for illegals? Defunding police? I'd rather be in our position right now than theirs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 09:02 AM (viF8m)

290
Who was born...

"Eleanor Geisman" in 1917?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:02 AM (ASZ8O)

291 I can think of some things she didn't do
Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Chris Stevens
-

Dead men tell no tales.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:03 AM (UdrFj)

292 What difference at this point does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at December 10, 2025 09:03 AM (2Ez/1)

293 Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM (tgvbd)

Congratulations!

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 09:03 AM (Oy/m2)

294 Elon on going out in public:

"It's not that I don't want to. I simply can’t."

"It's only reinforced the severity of the situation where life is on hardcore mode. You make one mistake and you're dead, and it only takes one."

"One mistake."

This is the world that Progressives have dreamed of since the W election in 2000.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

295 @256 Hillary's political existence depended entirely on Bubba. Someone described it perfectly , Bill is a lovable mutt who'll hump your leg. Hillary has all the appeal vid a monitor lizard. Everything about her popularity was media driven

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 09:03 AM (D+mpw)

296 >>You morons have done a very thorough job sh*tting all over my original lameass joke.

Good morons wouldn't have it any other way *Stan Laurel nod*.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 09:04 AM (NcvvS)

297 What exactly are Democrats going to run on next year if the economy continues to improve? Fighting for illegals? Defunding police? I'd rather be in our position right now than theirs.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 09:02 AM (viF8m)



I have all the faith in the world that we will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, like we usually do because our team sucks balls, has no killer instinct and just can't have nice things.

But I appreciate your optimism.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

298 How many divisions does Times New Roman have?
Posted by: Helvetica at December 10, 2025 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

Avenge me!

Posted by: Century Schoolbook at December 10, 2025 09:04 AM (wVcYX)

299 Put in in there with a sign: The biggest f'in dummy ever to hold high office.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Until The Big Dummy wins Westminster.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

300 In a move reflecting broader debates on diversity, the U.S. State Department, led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, has reverted to using the Times New Roman font in official communications, dismissing the previous administration's adoption of the more accessible Calibri font.

The font wars begun they have.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 08:59 AM


What the hell does that even mean? How is one font more accessible than another? Unless we're talking about how easy a machine reader can handle it, for blind people. Otherwise, this is pretentious twaddle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:04 AM (bFu5X)

301
Anyone remember PEPSI A.M.?

1989, the idiots at Pepsi launched a new Pepsi to compete with, get this, coffee. The new cola had +25% caffeine than regular Pepsi.

Reviews said it tasted "like flat Pepsi."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:05 AM (ASZ8O)

302 Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Congrats on the early entry.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 10, 2025 09:05 AM (Y1sOo)

303 What exactly are Democrats going to run on next year if the economy continues to improve? Fighting for illegals? Defunding police? I'd rather be in our position right now than theirs.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 09:02 AM (viF8m)

It's about turnout. If they have it and we don't it won't matter.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2025 09:05 AM (WHfpM)

304 Clearly, J.B. (Fat Boy) Pritzker wants to steal the mantle that was owned by George Wallace regarding federal authorities.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:05 AM (RHGPo)

305
Reviews said it tasted "like flat Pepsi."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:05 AM (ASZ8O)



That would be one big own dick step.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

306 >> Kamala Harris: ‘There Will Be a Marble Bust of Me In Congress… I Am a Historic Figure’

Wait…. Did she actually say this??!!

If so that is unbelievably out of touch ignorant and stupid. What??!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM (YobFY)

307 > There is a lot of fracturing in the Republican Party right now with the likes of Tucker Carlson, MTG, Candace Owens leading the charge in convincing people not to vote for Republicans.
Posted by: redridinghood
----------
I dunno about the "not voting Republican" part. More like "the Republicans don't listen to us and we're mad at them so you should be too."

The common thread with them is mental illness. IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM (NwnyJ)

308
Anyone remember KODAK "Disc" cameras?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM (ASZ8O)

309 Thank you and good morning! It's icy out there this morning so I get to read the morning report while listening to mass.

Posted by: Oglebay at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM (GPa4z)

310
The number of entries to Westminster is limited to 2500. The top 5 dogs of every breed get an automatic invitation. Everyone else has to put in an entry and hope they get chosen under that quota.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM (tgvbd)

311 WaPo: The EPA is wiping mention of human-caused climate change from its website

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM (RHGPo)

312 Everything about her popularity was media driven
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 09:03 AM (D+mpw)

Oh, I'm sure a lot of failed-life women really idolized and supported her, and still do. They've achieved nothing and are bitter about it because they were supposed to be princesses who would get everything handed to her and found out differently. You can usually identify them by their rolls of fat, or boney bodies with either shaved heads or hair of non-natural colors. Oh, and they're ugly, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM (uQesX)

313 >Kamala Harris: ‘There Will Be a Marble Bust of Me In Congress… I Am a Historic Figure’
----

agree- she's historic, alright
but not in the way she thinks she is

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 09:07 AM (IvPcr)

314 >>It's about turnout. If they have it and we don't it won't matter.

Pretty much always is. That's why I love the idea of Trump hitting the campaign trail and turning this into a national election.

When Trump is on the ballot turnout surges. Don't run from it, use it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 09:07 AM (viF8m)

315 290
Who was born...

"Eleanor Geisman" in 1917?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History
----

Such a nice Angleish girl.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:07 AM (UdrFj)

316 WaPo: The EPA is wiping mention of human-caused climate change from its website
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM (RHGPo)



Because the 'consensus' was wrong. REALLY wrong.

Not one prediction they've made since the 70's has come to fruition. Not. One.

They all should be shunned and living under a bridge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

317 1989, the idiots at Pepsi launched a new Pepsi to compete with, get this, coffee. The new cola had +25% caffeine than regular Pepsi.

You would think with nearly all politicians and their weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth over the VZ drug boats (which they are 100% convinced are transporting either cocaine or fish) that there would be a regulatory acceptable market for a revival of cocaine laced cola.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 09:07 AM (BvPIe)

318
Bust of Sydney Sweeney >>> Bust of Kamala Harris

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 09:08 AM (tgvbd)

319 Serif fonts can be easier to read, unless you have dyslexia, in which case they can be more difficult to read.

It's a nudge wink way of saying that Trump Hates The Disabled, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 09:08 AM (Vq1pX)

320 Whoa! Are you comfortable with joining the Anglican Communion?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 10, 2025 08:59 AM (uQesX)

I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice: “Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a french tickler, for I am a Protestant”.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 09:08 AM (gbOdA)

321 > Kamala Harris: ‘There Will Be a Marble Bust of Me In Congress… I Am a Historic Figure’
-----------
It's the political equivalent of a participation trophy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 09:08 AM (NwnyJ)

322 A marble bust of Kamala is more intelligent than reality Kamala

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 09:09 AM (D+mpw)

323 Don't all the carbonated energy drinks taste flat?

We use Times New Roman at work as our official font.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 09:09 AM (VCgbV)

324 Is this about me?

Posted by: Comic Sans at December 10, 2025 09:09 AM (2Ez/1)

325 Vince C. was saying on his show yesterday that there is some room in the Capitol where they have busts of the Presidents of the Senate -- i.e., Vice-Presidents -- so technically, Kamala is correct: There will be a bust of her.

But not for anything she's actually done.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

326 Spats.
And carry a cane."

Putting on the Ritz?

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 09:09 AM (XuXeR)

327 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

JUST IN: CNBC is NUKING the Democrats right now for lying about Donald Trump's economy

"The affordability issue is from the 22% increase in prices under Biden - FULL STOP!"

FACT 💯💯

https://tinyurl.com/bdewdbhy

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

328 There are a stunning number of management-level people who believe, 'I meet, therefore I am.'
Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM (NcvvS)


I'm wondering if I should inform my wife, who's been retired for a bit over three years, that starting next week we'll be having a weekly sitting 'stand up' to discuss our ongoing relaxation projects.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

329 Kamala Harris: ‘There Will Be a Marble Bust of Me In Congress… I Am a Historic Figure’

Perhaps not a marble bust in Congress, but to be fair...

Golf Courses across the country have started installing the-

New Kamala Harris Ball-Washer!

which includes a very classy plastic bust of the former VP and is said to take wonderful care of your balls!

I think as Americans we can all be proud of this tribute to Kamala Harris and the importance of clean balls.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:10 AM (iJfKG)

330 314 >>It's about turnout. If they have it and we don't it won't matter.

Pretty much always is. That's why I love the idea of Trump hitting the campaign trail and turning this into a national election.

When Trump is on the ballot turnout surges. Don't run from it, use it.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 09:07 AM (viF8m)

Absolutely true. What gains we have made are Trump-Driven. He can pull the 50 plus % that is essential. The strong horse. I just pray that Vance can carry on.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 09:10 AM (pDt9x)

331 Who was born...

"Eleanor Geisman" in 1917?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History

Eleanor G I think you're swell... you're my pride and joy et certera....

Posted by: The Turtles at December 10, 2025 09:10 AM (uQesX)

332 I want to hear the announcer at Westminster say "our next entry is named The Big Dummy...".

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 09:10 AM (Oy/m2)

333
Remember in 1981 LIFE SAVERS candy made Soda pop?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:10 AM (ASZ8O)

334 Eleanor Rigby > Eleanor Geisman

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 09:10 AM (D+mpw)

335 Everyone else has to put in an entry and hope they get chosen under that quota"

Hmmm. Sounds like a plan...

/immigration

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 09:11 AM (XuXeR)

336 Good luck, Hadrian

https://youtu.be/32qHDs3n-Sg

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 09:11 AM (IvPcr)

337 @EricLDaugh

JUST IN: CNBC is NUKING the Democrats right now for lying about Donald Trump's economy



BREAKING: CNBC is expected to announce mass layoffs in a cost cutting move. More info to come as the day progresses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

338 I like posting my mind thoughts onto pixels in a post on X. I do get occasional likes, but they appear to mostly be young Asian women, which I'm assuming are bots. So no one actually reads my posts there either. Regardless, it is cathartic.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 09:11 AM (Dv3i1)

339
Eleanor Rigby

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:11 AM (xG4kz)

340 ]What exactly are Democrats going to run on next year if the economy continues to improve? Fighting for illegals? Defunding police? I'd rather be in our position right now than theirs.

Doesn't matter, when TikTok tells you that the world is unfair, and you will lead a life of slavery and debt unless you vote for Communism, then it really doesn't matter if unemployment is under 2% and real wages has increased and crime has dropped.

People vote vibes, not reality.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 09:12 AM (NzX/y)

341 Oh, my. Look at all this rice. There must have been a wedding here.

Posted by: Eleanor at December 10, 2025 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

342 Is Westminster in February or March?

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 09:12 AM (VCgbV)

343 A significant number of people expect government to provide for them, and vote for those who promise to do so. They want security above all else. One of the root problems we have.
Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 09:02 AM (pDt9x)


They're not looking for security. They have a list of shit that they want and number one on that list is "someone else to pay for it".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

344 I like posting my mind thoughts onto pixels in a post on X. I do get occasional likes, but they appear to mostly be young Asian women, which I'm assuming are bots. So no one actually reads my posts there either. Regardless, it is cathartic.

I just read your post. So be happy. At least one person cares.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (NzX/y)

345 OK, pet peeve time: WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY EAT THE DAMN HEEL OF A LOAF OF BREAD!!

Dammit, it's not that much smaller than the other slices. Just eat it and get it out of the way of the other slices.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (77rzZ)

346 Is Westminster in February or March?
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 09:12 AM (VCgbV)



I thought it was in the UK.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

347 BREAKING: CNBC is expected to announce that they have information on Hillary Clinton...

And in other news, CNBC was found dead...

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (XuXeR)

348 WaPo: The EPA is wiping mention of human-caused climate change from its website
Posted by: SMOD

Wiping? Like with a cloth?
- Hillzabub

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (L/fGl)

349 I want the balls cut off of the muslim scum that hurt those poor donkeys.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (BCuCF)

350 Anyone remember KODAK "Disc" cameras?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:06 AM


*raises hand*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (bFu5X)

351
Dammit, it's not that much smaller than the other slices. Just eat it and get it out of the way of the other slices.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (77rzZ)




It's a crust thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

352 Eleanor G I think you're swell... you're my pride and joy et certera....
Posted by: The Turtles at December 10, 2025 09:10 AM (uQesX)


According to the band, they wrote "Eleanor" as a joke, because the label had been pushing them for another hit like "Happy Together."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (ufSfZ)

353 279 Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM

Nice! Will he have an ascot, striped trousers, and little spats?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:00 AM (bFu5X)

No. He'll be wearing doggie Crocs and riding a Mini-Vespa.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (0CU3H)

354 thought it was in the UK.....
Posted by: Sponge
---
It's in NYC usually.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (VCgbV)

355 One of my kids works for a company about to re-org (ie, layoff), her 7th such event in 6 years, working for two employers. It's exhausting to me, just hearing about it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (pP43i)

356 >>I'm wondering if I should inform my wife, who's been retired for a bit over three years, that starting next week we'll be having a weekly sitting 'stand up' to discuss our ongoing relaxation projects.

LOL. A big reason I retired about 16 months before originally planned was that I was stuck on a project where the sociopathic customer PM demanded daily 1-hour meetings of the whole team. So, ~17 people sitting on a Zoom call for an hour every day. I certainly was not the only one who found other things to do during the sessions.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM (NcvvS)

357 I saw Pretentious Twaddle open for U2 at Municipal Stadium in Cleveland in '85.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM (Dv3i1)

358 Dammit, it's not that much smaller than the other slices. Just eat it and get it out of the way of the other slices.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (77rzZ)

You monster. What kind of communist eats the heel first? It's there to protect the other slices as you go through the loaf. Eat it at the end if you want to.

We're trying to have a civilization here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM (Vq1pX)

359 According to the band, they wrote "Eleanor" as a joke, because the label had been pushing them for another hit like "Happy Together."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (ufSfZ)

The first time et cetera was used in a song lyric, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM (uQesX)

360
*raises hand*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (bFu5X)



I do as well.

Whomever thought combining the kid's viewer thing with a camera was, well.......interesting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

361
Well?

Who was born "Eleanor Geisman" in 1917?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM (ASZ8O)

362 The heal of a loaf of bread gets extra butter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 09:16 AM (NwnyJ)

363 No. He'll be wearing doggie Crocs and riding a Mini-Vespa.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM


So you're saying he's a gaynine?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:16 AM (bFu5X)

364 361
Well?

Who was born "Eleanor Geisman" in 1917?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM (ASZ8O)

Eleanor Roosevelt???

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 09:16 AM (pDt9x)

365 For clarity, I was being silly.......


Westminster
Area of the City of Westminster in the London Region in England • westminster.gov.uk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

366 Communicate to the middlings interested in conservatism that Carlson, Owens, MTG, Fuentes and their fellow travelers are antagonists to conservatism. How?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 09:01 AM (UdrFj)
*******
They're all frauds and grifters. They are trying to destroy everything that Charlie Kirk works so hard for and they're even trying to destroy his widow, it makes me so sick. It's like they take great joy in being able to manipulate people into thinking the most bizarre idiotic thoughts.

I believe they've done great damage and they're only helping the Democrats. They find a lot of pleasure in that which is sick.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 09:16 AM (NpAcC)

367 OK, pet peeve time: WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY EAT THE DAMN HEEL OF A LOAF OF BREAD!!

Dammit, it's not that much smaller than the other slices. Just eat it and get it out of the way of the other slices.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (77rzZ)

Heels keep the next slice from drying out. They're the last two slices left in the wrapper bag. As Dad, it was my duty to make my sandwich or toast using them. I hope my kids, in the fullness of time, come to appreciate my sacrifice.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 09:17 AM (wVcYX)

368
Kamala Harris: ‘There Will Be a Marble Bust of Me In Congress… I Am a Historic Figure’


As a second level "find" in the race to pick a running mate dumber than yourself, you broke through to Kola Peninsula bore hole depths when you continued the chain by selecting Tampon Timmy. Well done, Venn Diagram Master!

We'll install your bust in the Drinkers' Corner, Old Lady Emhoff.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:17 AM (xG4kz)

369 I saw Pretentious Twaddle open for U2 at Municipal Stadium in Cleveland in '85.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM


Thank you. You have restored my faith in Moron commentary.

Also, how could you tell the difference?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:17 AM (bFu5X)

370 >>People vote vibes, not reality.

Then how did we end up with Trump as POTUS and both houses of Congress? And that was before some of the election cleanups started.

Trump didn't vibe himself into winning every swing state and the popular vote. He worked for it and offered policies that people wanted. Imagine that.

Long way to go but accepting we are doomed right now when there is no indication that is true is not my favorite strategy.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (viF8m)

371 Westminster Kennel Club Announces 150th Anniversary Show ...
The 150th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is set for January 31, February 2, and February 3, 2026, returning to NYC with events at the Javits Center (breed judging) and Madison Square

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (VCgbV)

372 279 Got our letter today telling us that The Big Dummy has gotten into Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 08:56 AM

Nice! Will he have an ascot, striped trousers, and little spats?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:00 AM (bFu5X)

No. He'll be wearing doggie Crocs and riding a Mini-Vespa.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 09:14 AM (0CU3H)
******
That's fantastic Hadrian.
Evidently, The Big Dummy is no dummy.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

373 Nvidia stuck an AI on a satellite for some reason, and now "Starcloud 1" is talking to Google about....stuff.

We all know where this goes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (pP43i)

374 Well?

Who was born "Eleanor Geisman" in 1917?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM


Sorry...had to look that one up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (bFu5X)

375 the heel is the best part

you scoop out the insides and put olive oil parm and some roasted broccoli rabe in there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (emBoF)

376 OK, pet peeve time: WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY EAT THE DAMN HEEL OF A LOAF OF BREAD!!

Dammit, it's not that much smaller than the other slices. Just eat it and get it out of the way of the other slices.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (77rzZ)


Eh, I don't mind the heel.

I think the reluctance to eating the loaf of bread heel is the result of-

all the weak sisters and lame bros of the human race, who as children demand that the bread crust be cut off their sandwiches to get rid o0f the "tough part".

Don't be a weenie! Eat the crust, lame-os!


#FirstWorldProblems

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (iJfKG)

377 To be fair, most of my posts aren't up to the quality of Deep Thought's by Jack Handey.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (Dv3i1)

378 First Active British Soldier Dies In Ukraine In 'Tragic Accident'

Estimated 40 UK citizens have died so far but this is first disclosed troop death.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

379 congrats Hadrian! that is exciting. will try to follow the show!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:19 AM (emBoF)

380 You know who else banned fonts?

Steve Herman
@W7VOA
The Nazis, in 1941, banned the Fraktur font because it was “too Jewish.”

-
One step from Auschwitz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 09:19 AM (L/fGl)

381 People don't like eating the heal of a loaf of bread because it's 80% crust. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

382 June Allyson, Bronx, NY

Posted by: Bronx Is Up, Battery Down at December 10, 2025 09:20 AM (oftw2)

383
"tragic accident" my ass

queer stormer can't admit he got a soldier killed for ukraine

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:20 AM (ASZ8O)

384 Sponge, I know.
But the biggest dog show in England is Crufts.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 09:20 AM (VCgbV)

385 To be fair, most of my posts aren't up to the quality of Deep Thought's by Jack Handey.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (Dv3i1)



It is a higher bar than most here can obtain, present company included.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

386 357 I saw Pretentious Twaddle open for U2 at Municipal Stadium in Cleveland in '85.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 09:15 AM (Dv3i1)

That is like saying you saw a Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines concert.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 09:21 AM (gbOdA)

387 People don't like eating the heal of a loaf of bread"

Good for them. I don't like bread.

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

388 But enough about me. I would like to hear from you about what you think about me.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 09:21 AM (Dv3i1)

389 >>@EricLDaugh
·
3m
>>🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD VANCE will travel to Allentown, PENNSYLVANIA next week to talk about affordability and the economy

>>BOTH President Trump and Vance will be deployed for the 2026 midterms nationwide.

>>Amazing news! 🇺🇸

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 09:21 AM (viF8m)

390 >@JonathanTurley
·
2h
CDC is reporting the death of an organ recipient who received a kidney from a donor with rabies.

---
this is a really bad case of 'someone skipped a step'

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 09:22 AM (IvPcr)

391
That is like saying you saw a Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines concert.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 09:21 AM (gbOdA)



One would be puttin up a white flag in surrender.


https://youtu.be/iqLLRH9tMSQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

392
Seeing as how U2 is recognized by the U.N. as the single World Heritage Site set aside for Pretentious Twaddle, they are striving mightily to upgrade the enterprise into a Galactic Black Hole of Pretentious Twaddle.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:22 AM (xG4kz)

393 Bust of Sydney Sweeney >>> Bust of Kamala Harris
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 09:08 AM (tgvbd)


Sadly, Sweeney has, reportedly, bent the knee.

https://youtu.be/YVXfjRaOgXg -- Asmongold clip talking about it... short.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:22 AM (ExV1e)

394 I love the heels. Eating them before the loaf is done is barbaric.

It's like taking a bite from the middle of a hot dog. Or cutting an apple pie into squares. If all you're trying to do is signal to the world that you need medication and probably some kind of restraint system, fine, but.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 09:22 AM (Vq1pX)

395 soldier killed for ukraine"

Supposedly during a weapons test. Hmm.

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 09:22 AM (XuXeR)

396 you scoop out the insides and put olive oil parm and some roasted broccoli rabe in there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:18 AM (emBoF)

Break it up, throw it in soup. You are so extra, Orchid.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 09:22 AM (lF28Z)

397 Congrats to Big Dummy!

Give the Westminster, NY local picante sauce a miss, eh?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2025 09:22 AM (wVcYX)

398 Sadly, Sweeney has, reportedly, bent the knee.


her last movie bombed

so she wants to keep going now, she hasta

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:22 AM (emBoF)

399 @EricLDaugh
·
3m
>>🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD VANCE will travel to Allentown, PENNSYLVANIA next week to talk about affordability and the economy

>>BOTH President Trump and Vance will be deployed for the 2026 midterms nationwide.

>>Amazing news! 🇺🇸
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 09:21 AM (viF8m)



Doing the job the RNC refuses to do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

400 What, no love for WingDings?

You just know office folks over the yewrs have had a LOT of fun changing the fonts on the network computers and/or printers.

probably resulted in some sort of disciplinary action, or worse, a Lecture

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (y+G1Q)

401 BOTH President Trump and Vance will be deployed for the 2026 midterms nationwide.*
--------

* but never in the same place

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (lF28Z)

402
https://youtu.be/32qHDs3n-Sg
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 09:11 AM (IvPcr)


"Best in Show" is an exaggeration. But not much of an exaggeration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (tgvbd)

403 Break it up, throw it in soup. You are so extra, Orchid.


lol that is also nice!

I don't even eat bread anymore. it's crazy.

when I taste any, it just tastes like dust

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (emBoF)

404
remember STEAK-UMS?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (ASZ8O)

405 94 PDT is most definitely a fighter but he needs an army to back him up. What are YOU going to do to help him?

My commitment is to man the local R office and invite discussion. The lazy fucks around here don't bother.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 08:03 AM (sDNVV)

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Trump is a once in a century political talent. We've never seen anything like him before, and we may not again for quite a while. It is beyond shameful that there's even talk of Republican congressmen retiring ahead of the 2026 midterms - especially after what we experienced after Paul Ryan shivved him in 2018.

It is up to US to reform the party. Join your local GOP. Yes, they're largely crap, but if decent people join there is a chance to reform from the inside. I made the decision to join my town RTC four years ago, and now I chair it. It's tough to turn the ship around, but it absolutely can be done. We need to do this. We can't wait for a savior. We're it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (0CU3H)

406 In a move reflecting broader debates on diversity, the U.S. State Department, led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, has reverted to using the Times New Roman font in official communications, dismissing the previous administration's adoption of the more accessible Calibri font.

The decision, announced through an internal cable, cited a need to uphold decorum and professionalism by employing a font viewed as more traditional. Calibri, adopted in early 2023 under Secretary Antony Blinken, was intended to enhance accessibility for individuals with disabilities, according to the retired directive.

This shift emerges amid broader Republican efforts, spearheaded by figures like Trump, to dismantle diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives across federal agencies and sectors. Critics argue these policies oppose merit-based ideals and disproportionately disadvantage certain groups.

.. I gave up using "Swiss" for "Helvetica" for the same reason

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

407 "Best in Show" is an exaggeration. But not much of an exaggeration.


lol is it?

well it wasn't when I was handling

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:24 AM (emBoF)

408
Cheap Steak = Midterms Victory

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:24 AM (ASZ8O)

409 I eat every crumb of a bread loaf. You wastrels and trust fund babies make me sick.

She was bread in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb down here.

Posted by: Strong Bodies-12 Ways! at December 10, 2025 09:24 AM (oftw2)

410 remember STEAK-UMS?



those still exist! they were a client of mine a bit ago

my boys like them

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:24 AM (emBoF)

411 remember STEAK-UMS?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (ASZ8O)



My Catholic elementary school served that for lunch once a week for a few months.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

412
To be fair, most of my posts aren't up to the quality of Deep Thought's by Jack Handey.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Aren't you supposed to be working to give Mooslims the old heave-ho in Europe?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:25 AM (xG4kz)

413 when I taste any, it just tastes like dust

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:23 AM (emBoF)

Even the real homemade stuff? I make a lot of bread. I don't eat most of it but I make a lot.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 09:25 AM (lF28Z)

414 OK, pet peeve time: WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY EAT THE DAMN HEEL OF A LOAF OF BREAD!!

Dammit, it's not that much smaller than the other slices. Just eat it and get it out of the way of the other slices.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:13 AM (77rzZ)


We feed the heels to the backyard bird. We don't consume them like a poor. /shudder

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

415 remember STEAK-UMS?"

Yeah. Some in the freezer over there. *points*

Posted by: man at December 10, 2025 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

416 "Best in Show" is an exaggeration. But not much of an exaggeration.


lol is it?

well it wasn't when I was handling
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:24 AM (emBoF)
==================
Baron Haden-Guest made a great movie when he made this one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 09:26 AM (pP43i)

417 Even the real homemade stuff? I make a lot of bread. I don't eat most of it but I make a lot.


yes. even good stuff.

even crackers

I don't have any carbs and haven't for a few years now. well, other than beer lol! a small beer once a week.

no sugar no simple carbs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:26 AM (emBoF)

418 Trump didn't vibe himself into winning every swing state and the popular vote.

He literally did vibe a victory. Why else do you think he is making a national campaign once again?

Trump set the vibe of MAGA. Good grief, you think playing "YMCA" and "God Bless The USA" is policy briefings or CPI reports?

All this crapping on Tucker, et al is all about vibes. He is "discouraging" voters. Discouraging is not a term applied to objective policy goals. It is a subjective opinion made against any policy by those who don't like it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 09:26 AM (+4Cf6)

419 Aren't you supposed to be working to give Mooslims the old heave-ho in Europe?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM}

It doesn't make it any easier when even Pope Leo says there is nothing to fear from them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2025 09:26 AM (Dv3i1)

420 CDC is reporting the death of an organ recipient who received a kidney from a donor with rabies.
——-

Yabut “attention to detail” is one of those “white supremacist” sorts of things.

Just die quietly, don’t ask so many questions. It’s just one of those things that happen.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 09:26 AM (y+G1Q)

421
/looks at watch

Time for our half-hour of torture....

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:27 AM (ASZ8O)

422 Wonder how long before the muzzies shut down the Westminster Dog Show and replace it with the Westminster Goat Beauty Pageant.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:27 AM (77rzZ)

423 I feel like the whole organ donation part of healthcare is even more of a mess than the rest of it.

which is saying something

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:27 AM (emBoF)

424 @404 those things would shoot through a digestive system at warp speed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 09:27 AM (D+mpw)

425
.. I gave up using "Swiss" for "Helvetica" for the same reason
Posted by: SMOD


Oh, one of those Emmental snobs, are ya?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:27 AM (xG4kz)

426 Atal Agarwal 💜🚐🌍
@atalovesyou

Imagine flying 20 hours to renew your visa.

Then getting an email: "appointment cancelled."

No refund on flights. No alternative locations. No answers.

Just wait 6 months.

That's H-1B life right now.

Herefortheshitshow
@hereforthething
Imagine being an American told to get into tech, spending thousands on a degree for a tech job, in which that job is outsourced via H1B visa recipients.

There are no refunds
No way to feed your family
No way to pay your rent
No sympathy

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:27 AM (RHGPo)

427 what's with the typeface talk?

somebody say something mean about Helvetica?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:28 AM (emBoF)

428 It doesn't make it any easier when even Pope Leo says there is nothing to fear from them.
——-

Juan McCain famously claimed Obie would be OK as prezdent, too. Great Moments in total fucktardness.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (y+G1Q)

429
I saw Rabies Kidney open for the Jimi Hendrix Experience at Woodstock.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (iJfKG)

430 Atal Agarwal 💜🚐🌍
@atalovesyou

Imagine flying 20 hours to renew your visa.

Then getting an email: "appointment cancelled."

No refund on flights. No alternative locations. No answers.

Just wait 6 months.

That's H-1B life right now.



Go home. Ask your home government why they're not doing more to create industry and jobs in your own country. Enjoy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

431 no sugar no simple carbs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:26 AM (emBoF)

I always feel best when I give those up. Lose weight too, not that I need to. I keep telling myself to stop buying them but I do love them. And I never give them up completely, just mostly.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (lF28Z)

432 Serif>>>Sans Serif

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (pDt9x)

433 remember STEAK-UMS?

The poor man's Salisbury steak.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (ufSfZ)

434
In a hijab, no one can tell that you're sporting a twig and berries.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (xG4kz)

435
Anyone else receive a CALLIGRAPHY Kit for Christmas when they were a kid and never use it?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (ASZ8O)

436 Jeez, you kids these days. We'll eat the crust and be glad we have it.

Posted by: birds at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (Q+gd/)

437 426 Atal Agarwal 💜🚐🌍
@atalovesyou

Imagine flying 20 hours to renew your visa.

Then getting an email: "appointment cancelled."

No refund on flights. No alternative locations. No answers.

Just wait 6 months.

That's H-1B life right now.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:27 AM (RHGPo)

======

I was told nothing about H1-Bs had changed, that Trump had expanded it, made it easier, and Trump was going to lose the midterms because he wasn't shooting Indian techies in the streets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (GBKbO)

438 Ketanji Brown Jackson is something much, much worse: an ideologue who rejects the fundamental legal principles that underpin the Constitution. What most people interpret as stupidity is in fact a commitment not just to progressive outcomes, many of which could be accomplished through winning successive elections, but to the Wilsonian progressive vision of a technocratic rather than democratic, rules-based Constitutional order.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (RHGPo)

439 It doesn't make it any easier when even Pope Leo says there is nothing to fear from them.
——-



The only thing to fear from islham is your life. They will end it when given the chance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

440
Bar >>> Sans (a) Bar

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (xG4kz)

441
Anyone remember that? The Calligraphy craze in the late, late 70's and early 80's?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (ASZ8O)

442 .
NOOD Art

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (O7YUW)

443 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

444 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

445 Jazzy is always thinking.

Jasmine Crockett: "It is literally time to take our country back. It is time for us to own our flag. It is time for us to prove what patriotism is."

-
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (L/fGl)

446 I always feel best when I give those up. Lose weight too, not that I need to. I keep telling myself to stop buying them but I do love them. And I never give them up completely, just mostly.


in my case it's to reduce my post-mRNA inflammatory disease. it works so well I don't stop. if I slip up, it hurts, physically. so, that's motivational.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (emBoF)

447 435
Anyone else receive a CALLIGRAPHY Kit for Christmas when they were a kid and never use it?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:29 AM (ASZ8O)

*raises hand*
*slinks away to change my computer font to a serif one*

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 09:31 AM (0CU3H)

448 belt >>> sansabelt

Posted by: JB Pritzger at December 10, 2025 09:31 AM (Dv3i1)

449 Ketanji Brown Jackson is something much, much worse: an ideologue who rejects the fundamental legal principles that underpin the Constitution.
====================
This statement presumes she knows what those principles are and is said without evidence. Show your work, buster; I don't believe she has a clue.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (pP43i)

450 Best in Show was a great parody of dog show people. I've shown one dog in about 3 shows.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (VCgbV)

451
Imagine running state-wide in Texas literally 2 minutes after you called ALL white people "racists" who were committing crimes on blacks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (ASZ8O)

452 >>He literally did vibe a victory. Why else do you think he is making a national campaign once again?

That's not vibing. That's developing a platform of policies that appeal to a wide swath of voters and working to earn their votes.

Trump is not campaigning now on vibes. He's campaigning on the results of the policies he championed and how they are helping the American people. It's good old fashion politics done the right way.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (viF8m)

453 We used to fight over the “heel” of mom’s french loaves.

More crispy crackly crust, tender innards, and was admirably suited to holding even more dairy butter.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 09:32 AM (y+G1Q)

454 Campaigning is marketing.

Don't show me spreadsheets and chromatography graphs about your beer. Don't tell me who your head brewer's secretary's son in law is. Don't sit there desperately trying to convince me that your beer is actually objectively good with Facts and Logic. Just show me two half naked chicks mud wrestling over it.

But then... make sure the beer is at least good enough that if I do buy it, because I think everyone else is and i don't want to think about it too hard, I keep buying it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2025 09:33 AM (Vq1pX)

455 Imagine being an American told to get into tech, spending thousands on a degree for a tech job, in which that job is outsourced via H1B visa recipients.


==

who does not even live in the US and needs to fly 20hrs to "renew the visa" ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:35 AM (g47mK)

456 455
who does not even live in the US and needs to fly 20hrs to "renew the visa" ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 09:35 AM (g47mK)

======

H1-Bs have to go back home and renew at the consulate in their home country now.

New policy as of a couple of months ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 10, 2025 09:35 AM (GBKbO)

457 Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2025 09:30 AM (emBoF)

OMG I forgot all about that. I'm sorry you're still suffering over that. Bastards. It does make my Crohns better so I should really motivate myself....

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 09:38 AM (lF28Z)

458 Westminster is Catholic.

Canterbury is Anglican.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 09:38 AM (W7XSX)

459 Jasmine Crockett: "It is literally time to take our country back. It is time for us to own our flag. It is time for us to prove what patriotism is."
--------

Sounds very national. National Socialism. Could work.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 09:38 AM (lF28Z)

460 Rep. Crockett says: 'Law enforcement isn’t to prevent crime'

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:39 AM (RHGPo)

461 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J. for another 👍 Morning Rant.

From above, "Chicago could lose federal funding after a 26-year-old woman was set on fire on the city’s train system in what the Trump administration described as a “preventable attack.”

Sure, it definitely should, but it won't. The progressive game is break the backs & minds of the "working class" however broad that may be.

They push beyond reasonable limits, the administration pushes them back, the Courts intervien. In the meantime, they sue, they 'report' to the 'public' that the administration is 'bad,' funding won't be available to sustain current lifestyles, prices are unsustainable, and so on.

There's almost no negotiations but there are intentional reductions of services (slowdowns), strikes, threats of strikes (weekly), and public pummeling via the msm.

Those coordinated efforts with cronies helps paint a big picture to frighten &, at times, inconvenience the low infos., of which there are now by far more than imaginable out here, educational levels & achievements be damned. (C19, the great teacher of the civilized, the creator of puppets and puppeteers.)

All politics is local.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 10, 2025 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

462 Just last week, Democratic Representatives Gregory W. Meeks of New York and Sara Jacobs of California, along with Senators Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire and Cory Booker of New Jersey, issued a strong statement against Trump’s charged discourse about Somali immigrants.

“Instead of using the power of the presidency to bring our country together, President Trump chose to attack an American immigrant community, the overwhelming majority of whom are law-abiding and have made many positive contributions to the United States,” they said in a joint statement, labeling Trump's rhetoric as “xenophobic and unacceptable.”

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:48 AM (RHGPo)

463 I was told nothing about H1-Bs had changed, that Trump had expanded it, made it easier, and Trump was going to lose the midterms because he wasn't shooting Indian techies in the streets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
That is how, in part, you can tell who still watches or reads outrage merchants. There is also the large influx of Debbie Downer comment on conservative websites on places like Instapundit, NY Post comments, etc.

Difficult to determine the signal from the chaff but if all comment systems forced reveals of country where a person lived and/or signed up for the comments, it would cause a shift in the force. Used to be, often grammar and spelling indicated that a commenter was foreign (eg grey from gray, labour for labor) or unusual sentence structures. AI has removed that indicator via polish.

Second, automated bots are getting really good even at responses instead of a dump and run.

We swim in a polluted sea of information ops by everyone under the sun--Democrats, globohomo, foreigners out to do us ill, etc.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 09:55 AM (WDjG6)

464 Trump is not campaigning now on vibes. He's campaigning on the results of the policies he championed and how they are helping the American people. It's good old fashion politics done the right way.
Posted by: JackStraw
--

He is working to overcome the Billions $$$ of advertising lies sent over the media.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 10:01 AM (UdrFj)

465 Monday night, the Charlotte City Council unanimously approved plans to enter into a one-year contract with Sherry Matthews Group for marketing and communication services. Officials started searching for a firm about a month after the death of Iryna Zarutska on the Blue Line.

Now days after the most recent light rail stabbing, the city is continuing efforts to improve public perception and encourage people to use public transit.

“It is outrageous that rather than fixing the problem of violent crime that is literally killing people, the Charlotte City Council wants to spend $3.4 million on public relations consultants,” said South Carolina congressman and gubernatorial candidate Ralph Norman following the decision. “What a slap in the face to law enforcement and the taxpayers of Charlotte. I have already called on the mayor to resign, and it might be time for the city council to follow suit.”

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

466 >>> “What a slap in the face to law enforcement and the taxpayers of Charlotte. I have already called on the mayor to resign, and it might be time for the city council to follow suit.”
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 10:02 AM (RHGPo)
---

Sounds like the NY Yankees are moving to SC.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 10:14 AM (UdrFj)

467 Georgia Democrat Refers To United States As ‘World’s Number One Bully,’ ‘The Great Satan’

We agree.

Posted by: AoS Isolationists and Code Pinkers at December 10, 2025 10:41 AM (rQwsY)

468 460 Rep. Crockett says: 'Law enforcement isn’t to prevent crime'
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 09:39 AM (RHGPo)

She’s not wrong for once. The police exist to investigate crime, not to prevent it. Yeah, there are things you can do to prevent it (like ICE kicking out illegal aliens) but by and large, cops do not intervene in crimes in progress except through blind, dumb luck.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 10:44 AM (rQwsY)

469 Trump Addresses Thomas, Alito Retirement Speculation.

Will Trump find anyone as good as these two? And even if he did, will the Senate allow such people to pass through its halls without doing its best to stop them? GOPe are a bunch of traitorous assholes (yes, I saw Traitorous Assholes front for Butthole Surfers at the Tidy Bowl back in '02)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 11:54 AM (ynpvh)

470 Kamala Harris: ‘There Will Be a Marble Bust of Me In Congress… I Am a Historic Figure’

Historic for her Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy for all her years working it as a politician...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 10, 2025 12:00 PM (ynpvh)

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Daily Tech News 10 December 2025

Top Story

  • Australia is joining a wave of fascist dictatorships around the globe in regulating how kids spend their time online. (The Verge) (archive site)

    I may have changed a word or two there.
    On December 10th, most major social media platforms will boot children in the country under 16 from their services. Under the law, social platforms will also need to implement a "reasonable" age verification method there - while critics argue kids will get around it anyway.
    The critics are, of course, correct. The age restrictions are about as robust as The Verge's paywall.

    And VPN providers are having a field day.

    Maybe they put the idiots in Canberra up to it.


Tech News

Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Go or go not, there is no good.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)

3 >>>And VPN providers are having a field day.

Capitalism for the win!

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 04:02 AM (RuTUS)

4 Good morning. A man is whatever room he is in. And here I am sitting on the crapper.

Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at December 10, 2025 04:04 AM (ajk4p)

5 Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr.

Your absence yesterday was noted.

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 04:08 AM (RuTUS)

6 Please accept this note excusing Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. from yesterday's tech thread. He overslept.

Posted by: Signed, Fluffy Nuggets, Jr.'s Mother at December 10, 2025 04:13 AM (ajk4p)

7 That security update is sitting in my Windows Update as we speak waiting on me to make it so.

That's a very long CVE list at the bottom of that article.

CoPilot should be finding and fixing these vulnerabilities for Microsoft, actually give it something useful to do.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 04:15 AM (6ydKt)

8 from the ONT

401 04:01 hr
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 04:01 AM (1zOXE)

Nice numerical patterning.

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 04:15 AM (RuTUS)

9 Chuck Berry's only #1 single was "My Ding-A-Ling" in 1972.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 04:15 AM (ufSfZ)

10 30 cloudy degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Rain expected around 6pm tonight, so perhaps I will be able to get out and run the errands I couldn't do yesterday because of the cold.

Looks like a solid 3 hours of work left over from last night, so must get going.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 04:17 AM (ufSfZ)

11 Oh, my:

a search for

my ding-a-ling

yields:

People also search for

Warm My Weiner
Bo Carter

My Girl's Pussy
Harry Roy & His Band

Please Warm My Weiner
Bo Carter

Big Ten Inch Record
Bull Moose Jack

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 04:20 AM (RuTUS)

12 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 10, 2025 04:21 AM (sAmhv)

13 I watched this YT video last night before bed.

"Why Nobody Lives On This HUGE Stretch Of Australian Coast"

https://youtu.be/f6gVTfmNKGc
(Geography by Geoff)

It's all about the Great Australian Bight and the Nullarbor Plain, and why nobody lives on this thousand km section of Oz's southern coast.

It's quite interesting if you're into geography or want to learn more about Australia.

I'd seen this part of the continent on a few episodes of Outback Truckers years ago when a few unfortunate drivers had to haul loads from Perth to Adelaide. Always wondered what the deal was with this oddity, and now I know.

It's one desolate place, that's for sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 04:22 AM (6ydKt)

14 13: I watched that last week. It was interesting.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 10, 2025 04:24 AM (sAmhv)

15 May thy gunny sack overfloweth with glad tidings and hope for the new year.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 04:28 AM (1zOXE)

16 Those kids dancing in the Chuck Berry video!
Haha!

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 04:36 AM (RuTUS)

17 >>>Those kids dancing in the Chuck Berry video!
Haha!

Posted by: m

>What are you saying? Stage diving into the mosh pit ain't cool any more?

youtube.com/watch?v=2zxoGFjFJlk&list =RD2zxoGFjFJlk&start_radio=1

(one space, because I'm lazy)

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 04:41 AM (1zOXE)

18 17 >>>Those kids dancing in the Chuck Berry video!
Haha!

Posted by: m

>What are you saying? Stage diving into the mosh pit ain't cool any more?

youtube.com/watch?v=2zxoGFjFJlk&list =RD2zxoGFjFJlk&start_radio=1

(one space, because I'm lazy)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 04:41 AM (1zOXE)

"They're the same video."

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 04:47 AM (RuTUS)

19 cloth simulation (Hacker News)

https://cloth.mikail-khan.com

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 05:02 AM (RuTUS)

20 As a 29 year old I’d think attempting a stage dive would look more like unfolding the boom on a cement pump truck before it fell over sideways.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 10, 2025 05:07 AM (i02lT)

21 >>>Australia is joining a wave of fascist dictatorships around the globe in regulating how kids spend their time online.

Same story, BBC:

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cwy54q80gy9t

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 05:07 AM (RuTUS)

22
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2025 05:13 AM (tljrc)

23 Not going to be a fun day, going to the city
Where there is no parking

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 05:14 AM (Ia/+0)

24 BBC:

[Julie Inman Grant, Australia's eSafety Commissioner,] said there may be "blatant non-compliance" from tech companies, "but we've got plans for that". ... But she added: "I'm trying to contain my excitement".

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 05:16 AM (RuTUS)

25 I guess I'm glad RAM and CPUs isn't like fuel at all.

I've got enough. It doesn't run out.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 10, 2025 05:21 AM (ph+d0)

26 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at December 10, 2025 05:28 AM (AN2gy)

27 said there may be "blatant non-compliance" from tech companies, "but we've got plans for that". ... But she added: "I'm trying to contain my excitement".

Lady, before you get too excited, I suggest you do some research on 4chan. They will make your life fun and exciting without anyone in the government telling them to do it.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 05:33 AM (jjoN6)

28 Going to get up to a blazing 42F this afternoon. Precipitation starting as snow at that temp, meaning there will be colder air aloft.

Maybe this weekend I can safely stop bringing in the bird feeders in the evening.

Posted by: fluffy at December 10, 2025 05:34 AM (AN2gy)

29 "Australia is joining a wave of fascist dictatorships around the globe in regulating how kids spend their time online."

I've kinda wanted to visit the land down under, but the form of government the Aussies wound up with makes me believe that I'd end up in jail versus being deported if I said the wrong thing whilst visiting.

I recognize that my belief of what might happen may very well be disconnected from would happen. And, hey, I subscribe to the DrainAddict YouTube channel (he's an Australian plumber and I've learned more about Australian sewer systems than any sane non-Australian human would want to know); individual Aussies seem great.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 10, 2025 05:34 AM (3k5hk)

30 (NYT; archived)
At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke

https://archive.is/wBpNl

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 05:34 AM (RuTUS)

31 Evening and morning to all the late toilers and early risers on this Woden's Day!

Strange dream last night, that I was seduced by a older, but attractive enough, redhead with a rather sharp foxy face -- at *a pipe shop* of all places. She had no objection to the fact other men were there, and in fact wanted to, uh, get busy right there in public. I was not especially attracted to her -- but it was as if I were hypnotized, like a rabbit mesmerized by a snake.

Now that I think about it, I realize I did not take any melatonin last night. So I can still have vivid and somewhat disturbing dreams even without it!

Whassup with all o' you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:35 AM (wzUl9)

32 I'd end up in jail versus being deported if I said the wrong thing whilst visiting.

Or when they search your device at the airport and see this site in the history, they'll boot you out.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 05:37 AM (jjoN6)

33 Why Nobody Lives On This HUGE Stretch Of Australian Coast"

It has showed up in my feed. Based on your recommendation I shall give it a gander.

Posted by: fluffy at December 10, 2025 05:38 AM (AN2gy)

34 Jake Tapper, in his recent CNN chit-chat with Jasmine Crockett, had his hair greased back à la Gavin.

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 05:41 AM (RuTUS)

35 Whassup with all o' you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
---
I had my procedure yesterday morning. Came home groggy and tired. Started to feel uncomfortable after a few hours so started taking the tramadol that was prescribed. It's been so long that I forget opiates make me sleepless and slightly itchy. So, I feel like I've been up all night. I'm sure I've dozed off here and there but I don't feel like it. And I feel the urge to urinate all the time because of the stent.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 05:41 AM (VCgbV)

36 Blessings on you, lin-duh!

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 05:42 AM (RuTUS)

37 I am particularly fond of "Do you want fondle my tits?" by Wilma Dikfit.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:43 AM (W7XSX)

38 Calibri article:

Many diplomats are unhappy with changes Mr. Rubio has made to the department’s structure and leadership, and have reported badly damaged morale within their ranks.

*blink*

But the Biden administration’s move to Calibri prompted some grumbling from some traditionalists who preferred Times New Roman. Mr. Blinken also changed the standard font size, from 14-point to 15-point, requiring extra keystrokes that some diplomats found annoying.

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 05:45 AM (RuTUS)

39 Why would changing the font size require extra keystrokes?

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:47 AM (W7XSX)

40 These two categories of governmental activity are not like each other, at all:

1) changes Mr. Rubio has made to the department’s structure and leadership

2) the Biden administration’s move to Calibri ... Mr. Blinken also changed the standard font size

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 05:48 AM (RuTUS)

41 I had my procedure yesterday morning. Came home groggy and tired. Started to feel uncomfortable after a few hours so started taking the tramadol that was prescribed. It's been so long that I forget opiates make me sleepless and slightly itchy. So, I feel like I've been up all night. I'm sure I've dozed off here and there but I don't feel like it. And I feel the urge to urinate all the time because of the stent.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025


***
Hullo, lin-duh,

I too had tramadol prescribed after my deal this last July. At first I thought it wasn't doing much for my pain, and asked for something stronger. My surgeon obliged . . . but it had acetaminophen, Tylenol, in it, which sends me to the bathroom every two hours. So I went back to the tramadol and found it worked well enough. At least it let me sleep. Before long I could do without it and took some ibuprofen as needed. Your discomfort will pass.

If it doesn't, though, tell the doctor right away!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 10, 2025 05:49 AM (wzUl9)

42 39 Why would changing the font size require extra keystrokes?

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:47 AM (W7XSX)

Using a keyboard, you *could* "select all" and have a keystroke shortcut set up to insert a particular font size.

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 05:50 AM (RuTUS)

43 But doing it with a mouse is so much easier.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 05:52 AM (W7XSX)

44 "Or when they search your device at the airport and see this site in the history, they'll boot you out."

Well, the videos that I've seen about the Australian customs folks, they'd throw my ass out for having a strain of the jock itch fungi that doesn't exist in Australia.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 10, 2025 05:53 AM (3k5hk)

45 Wolfus,
I still have hydrocodone/acetaminophen left over from my knee surgery. I'm not big into the opioids because of the side effects but will take the bare minimum needed.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 05:54 AM (VCgbV)

46 If I had to work today I'd be getting up in 4 minutes. Good thing I'm not working today...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 05:56 AM (VCgbV)

47 lin-duh, did your son get home ?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 05:58 AM (sDNVV)

48 Unforgettable lessons -Man writes on Proverbs 3:12 and Matthew 5:3-12

https://tinyurl.com/bdhe9tf2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 05:58 AM (PFs9e)

49 06:00 AM

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 06:00 AM (RuTUS)

50 Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 05:41 AM (VCgbV)

Will keep you on prayer, Linda.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:00 AM (PFs9e)

51 Only 15 shopping days left

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:01 AM (sDNVV)

52 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:00 AM (PFs9e)

Sorry, Lin-duh. I misspelled your handle .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:03 AM (PFs9e)

53 Couple sings old time hymn from 1939-"Victory in Jesus. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9jd6aj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:08 AM (PFs9e)

54 Each time I reach for the “extra virgin” olive oil on the grocery store shelf, I wonder if there ought to be a “trailer park slut” olive oil nearby.

Posted by: Fenderbender at December 10, 2025 06:08 AM (1FEc1)

55 I had heard about some Boom AE people I knew leaving to find other employment. Makes sense now that they’re strapping engines to computers.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 06:09 AM (FHh4j)

56 @SpeakingOf (Yesterday's tech thread, #61):

Glad you've given Babylon 5 a shot. As you've been advised, the first season's a little rough but it does have its good moments. Also, the music for the first season is a little repetitive because Christopher Franke (the composer) hadn't been given time to expand, that changes with season 2 onward, and there's some amazing music.

After you've watched each episode, I encourage you to read its entry at:
http://midwinter.com/lurk/lurker.html

And yes, that's http NOT https. This is an OLD site.

A majority of the episodes are part of the 5 year story arc, though there are a few stand-alone episodes that don't contribute to the arc. Those will stand out. A couple of them are stinkers. No series is perfect.

Bruce Boxleitner (plays Captain Sheridan) takes over the role of station commander in Season 2. The change was jarring originally, but he cements himself as a central player in the story (and does it very well).

(continues)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 10, 2025 06:09 AM (O7YUW)

57 As I have come to understand 20th century American music, I think it is impossible to overstate the influence Chuck Berry had on this music in the second half of the century. For me, there is no Rock and Roll without Chuck Berry.

Part of the magic of those 1950s recordings is, of course, Chuck Berry's compositions. The other part of the magic is the core musicians that played on those 1950s recordings; all of them went on to to be recognized as legends over their careers. If you have the time, it's worth looking up the biographies of these guys.

The core members consisted of:
Chuck Berry - composer, vocals, guitar
Johnnie Johnson / Lafayette Leake - piano
Willie Dixon - upright bass
Fred Below - drums

The precise looseness of the band against Chuck Berry's driving preciseness on guitar creates a sublime tension that gets translated into raw musical energy. It all adds up to some of the greatest recordings of all time.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 06:09 AM (uv8gn)

58 @SpeakingOf (2 of 2):


Commander Sinclair (played by Michael O'Hare) passed away in 2012. Brilliant man. For the religious ceremonies episode in season one, just know that he did that "down the line" introductions walk in one take. JMS said that there was much more filmed, but they didn't have time to show it.

O'Hare, while troubled psychologically, was a brilliant man with a fantastic memory.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 10, 2025 06:10 AM (O7YUW)

59 Alteria, glad to see you posting again.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:10 AM (sDNVV)

60 “trailer park slut” olive oil is called "Light tasting," and it's better for frying

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:12 AM (W7XSX)

61 Alteria, glad to see you posting again.
Posted by: Ben Had

I appreciate that. Thank you.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 06:12 AM (uv8gn)

62 Ben Had,
Yes, he got home around 12:30am. We talked a bit then I can to bed to toss and turn for several hours.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 06:13 AM (VCgbV)

63 Im going to try to sleep again

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 06:14 AM (VCgbV)

64 mornin yall. I made it thru yesterday. When I went to lunch, I made a bank deposit and the first three digits were 666. Then I went to a drive thru for food and the total was 6.66. On the way home I noticed my speedo said 66mph but I guess that was not enough to put me over the top so I'm ok.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 06:15 AM (vFG9F)

65 Disinformation - indisputable facts that don’t comport with the fairy tale nonsense we’re trying to propagandize.

Posted by: Is That Weird? at December 10, 2025 06:15 AM (BEC0D)

66
Fun fact (after viewing the harvesting article in the ONT for the family in North Dakota whose father had died) -- when you search for and find a named North Dakota location with a map application, its appearance on the map likely will be a named dot surrounded on all sides by nothing but green empty space. The very definition of sparsely populated, it is.

I only bother to look because my maternal grandmother and her family bounced around that geographical Pong game board a great deal prior to her getting married.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 06:18 AM (xG4kz)

67 Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 06:15 AM (vFG9F)

If it's any consolation , I really don't think you're the Antichrist..😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:18 AM (IeCgc)

68
The war on disinformation is a losing battle. (The Verge)

Which is good, because The Verge is squarely on the side of disinformation. They only get through two paragraphs here before they start actively lying.


Always on the verge of lying, as it were, eh?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 06:20 AM (xG4kz)

69 "If it's any consolation , I really don't think you're the Antichrist..😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"


Whew, what a relief. I don't need the responsibility.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 06:20 AM (vFG9F)

70 Virginia high school students repair cars and then give them away to single mothers in need. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/2s3hwcx5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:21 AM (IeCgc)

71 Good morning morons

I think Johnny B Goode is the quintessential 50's rock'n roll song.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:22 AM (9ipOP)

72 Had a thunderstorm roll through just now. Didn't think much of it until I turned off the lights in the hall for the night and realised my kitchen had gone dark. Like, real dark.

Tried resetting the breaker but it wasn't having it. For now I've got an extension lead running from my bedroom to the fridge, which is humming away happily so at least that's not the problem.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 10, 2025 06:22 AM (BLOW1)

73 Just a reminder, neck tats are a sign of antisocial behavior. If a guy with a bunch of neck and face tats comes into your office and drops his pants, good things are not going to start happening.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 06:23 AM (vFG9F)

74 >>> If a guy with a bunch of neck and face tats comes into your office and drops his pants, good things are not going to start happening.

Don't be so closed minded.

Posted by: fluffy at December 10, 2025 06:26 AM (AN2gy)

75
I watched this YT video last night before bed.

"Why Nobody Lives On This HUGE Stretch Of Australian Coast"

https://youtu.be/f6gVTfmNKGc
(Geography by Geoff)


This Geoff characters has made a goodly number of such videos: "Why Nobody Lives in This Large Portion of [ fill in this blank ]".

Ones that I recently had viewed were the U.S.' Atlantic Coastal Plain from southern Va to the GA / FL border - and - a broad band that runs from SW to NE through the center of France.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 06:27 AM (xG4kz)

76 >>>Each time I reach for the “extra virgin” olive oil on the grocery store shelf, I wonder if there ought to be a “trailer park slut” olive oil nearby.

Posted by: Fenderbender

>When I order a dirty martini, this is what I'm striving for, but dry.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 10, 2025 06:27 AM (1zOXE)

77 73 Just a reminder, neck tats are a sign of antisocial behavior. If a guy with a bunch of neck and face tats comes into your office and drops his pants, good things are not going to start happening.
Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 06:23 AM (vFG9F)


That's odd, we actually use them instead of ID cards.

Posted by: Tren de Aragua Home Office at December 10, 2025 06:28 AM (CjRYq)

78 lin-duh a prayer for complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:32 AM (9ipOP)

79 It's amazing how much attitudes can make in shopping experience . I went to my regular store yesterday and the front end folks who help out people when the self check out machines go wonky, were not in a good mood . Several employees complain about t other customers the entire time. If I had been doing that for 45 years I might be complaining too. To be fair there are some nice people who say "Have a good day" and that sort of thing. Then there is a stock shelves who when asked if they have Pepsodent toothpaste snarls " We don't carry that anymore."

This is in contrast to the store (another chain) in the next town where some cashier is wearing a grinch hat but is still smiling along with an
tall older black guy who says "How are you today?" And when I say "Blessed " he responds "Well you' have another day on earth. Good for you" He was quite patience with my problems .
I wished I lived closer so that I could go there more frequently.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:32 AM (Nx5jP)

80
Good morning, Hordians.

Day 3 of no water at Schloss Hadrian. Had the well guy out yesterday, who said that the problem with the wiring from the breaker panel to the well head. An electrician will be out this morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:32 AM (tgvbd)

81 From yesterday's Tech thread.

Any problems with the x86 to ARM translation layer for applications? - Posted by: SpeakingOf

For me, zero. One old utilities I use requires .net framework 2.0; both installed perfectly in our work and fine. There are a few other x86 applications I use and all of them installed and work just fine.

Probably the biggest test was the x86 version of Office 365 I use because it includes the now known as "Classic" Outlook instead of The dumbed down new Outlook which replaces it. The suite installed perfectly and I can't tell the difference between how it performs on my x86 boxes or the Qualcomm box.

My understanding of Prism, the x86 translation layer, is that it is greatly improved from where it was a couple years ago and that a significant number of games, an initial major problem area, are now running ok. At what performance level is another question that I can't answer.

Another challenge in answering this question is most of the applications I use are now natively compiled for the ARM platform. My dependence on Prism is remarkably limited. Real progress is being made here.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 06:33 AM (uv8gn)

82 Whew, what a relief. I don't need the responsibility.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 06:20 AM (vFG9F)

Lazy antichrist is so 2025.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 06:33 AM (dK+Kv)

83 Microsoft's Patch Tuesday is here for December and fuck me that's a lot of security holes.

So, are these mainly Win 11 issues, or are they folding in any Win 10 stuff?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2025 06:35 AM (/HDaX)

84 Hadrian, sorry to hear of your troubles. No water is a biggie.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:35 AM (sDNVV)

85
Just a reminder, neck tats are a sign of antisocial behavior.


With "makes poor life choices" not even trying to lurk in that person's background.

"'WTF? Wot put you off my application for this job, eh?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 06:35 AM (BCvbq)

86 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 10, 2025 06:35 AM (2Ez/1)

87 I’ve listened to some of the AI music creations, you know the “Led zeppelin if they were 50’s crooners” kind of thing, and the arrangements and melodies are very interesting.

But. There’s something always a little weird about digital creations, there’s no there there, a certain anonymous wall of digital sound even when they clearly really try to recreate the “air” and excitement around a genuine band recording, It tastes good at first for a second or two, but it’s calorie free.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 06:35 AM (BEC0D)

88
I think Johnny B Goode is the quintessential 50's rock'n roll song.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:22 AM (9ipOP)


Ch. Soyara's Johnny B. Goode. Gentleman John, like The Big Dummy a stupid but sweet and well-mannered boy.

https://soyaraborzoi.com/Johnny.htm

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:37 AM (tgvbd)

89 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:32 AM (tgvbd)

Hope that the electrician can get it repaired quickly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:37 AM (Nx5jP)

90 G'morning, all.

A rather frigid 25.2 degrees out this morning.

No walk today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2025 06:38 AM (a1415)

91 Pretty sure the "drops his pants" is an indication that one of us needs to leave, tats or no.

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at December 10, 2025 06:38 AM (EcHpA)

92 Tech question.

Ran into a tp-link Deco-X60, three pack for $139.00, with no sales tax at the Navy Exchange.

I know it's not the latest golly gee-whizz fastest product, but neither is out 3,000 SF house.

Using the home ethernet for backhaul, will this meet general needs?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2025 06:40 AM (a1415)

93
Im going to try to sleep again
Posted by: lin-duh is offended


It is said that the first cut is the deepest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 06:41 AM (xG4kz)

94 So, are these mainly Win 11 issues, or are they folding in any Win 10 stuff?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2025 06:35 AM (/HDaX)


Unless you obtained the extended service plan, any vulnerabilities in your copy of Win10 still exist and shall do so until the end of time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 06:42 AM (ExV1e)

95 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:37 AM (tgvbd)

Very nice looking dog.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:43 AM (rZCVI)

96 72 Had a thunderstorm roll through just now. Didn't think much of it until I turned off the lights in the hall for the night and realised my kitchen had gone dark. Like, real dark.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 10, 2025 06:22 AM (BLOW1)

uh-oh

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 06:44 AM (RuTUS)

97 Pretty sure the "drops his pants" is an indication that one of us needs to leave, tats or no.

So you're saying I shouldn't have done that? Because at the last place I worked. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 06:44 AM (ufSfZ)

98 SanFranpsycho, do you think the Gaza deal is about to fall apart? Mashaal was emphatic that they would never disarm.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:44 AM (sDNVV)

99
Unless you obtained the extended service plan, any vulnerabilities in your copy of Win10 still exist and shall do so until the end of time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


A brother in arms of the Voyager spacecraft heading ever outward from our Solar System.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 06:45 AM (xG4kz)

100 100

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 06:45 AM (RuTUS)

101 "...comes into your office and drops his pants, good things are not going to start happening."

###

He took. It out.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at December 10, 2025 06:46 AM (2Ez/1)

102
Was m on task, or no?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 06:46 AM (xG4kz)

103 Unless you obtained the extended service plan, any vulnerabilities in your copy of Win10 still exist and shall do so until the end of time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2025 06:42 AM (ExV1e)


I did sign up. But I'm not seeing any indication of a Tuesday update in this case.

Thus, the question.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2025 06:46 AM (/HDaX)

104 Berry was interesting in that for many years he didn’t tour with a band. He didn’t need to, he expected local musicians to be happy to jam with him, and they generally were, and everyone knew his tunes.

He drove to gigs with his guitar and little else. Cash up front (which did apparently eventually invite some unwanted scrutiny by federal revenue authorities) before the show. If he didn’t like the way the show was going, he would just leave. Keith Richards idolized him naturally, but ole Chuck clocked him a time or two for being difficult, once for getting a little too familiar, picking up his guitar.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 06:47 AM (BEC0D)

105
m was!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 06:47 AM (xG4kz)

106 Uh oh.

A big European institution is finally being put the question: "to whom will you flaccid, degenerate post-Christian cucks bow more deeply? Your precious rumpranging turd burglars, or your precious goat raping turd-worlders? Because it can't be both."

https://tinyurl.com/3z3jbjcj

Posted by: It begins at December 10, 2025 06:48 AM (KWbVO)

107 Village Idiots Apprentice-

Not that you have to lose weight , but the story of this woman amazes me. This 86 year old woman lost tons of weight by walking around her small apartment:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzx6syt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:49 AM (Nx5jP)

108 Chuck Berry loved dancing so much he forgot to play along with the record on the video.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2025 06:49 AM (3rxgK)

109 But there’s something always a little weird about digital creations, there’s no there there. Posted by: Common Tater

That is a pretty fair description of these weird AI tracks. AI has the ability to imitate what has already occurred and utterly lacks the ability at this time to create what has not been done yet. It lacks the spark of originality. Further AI has no ability to create musical performance poetry; that again is the realm of what it means to be human and is something AI will never be able to touch.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 06:50 AM (uv8gn)

110 G'mornin' everyone!

4" of snow, I'll be back ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2025 06:50 AM (Cjt/F)

111 98 SanFranpsycho, do you think the Gaza deal is about to fall apart? Mashaal was emphatic that they would never disarm.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:44 AM
It has to fail because President Trump put so much effort into it. The left and their fellow travelers worldwide want it to fail.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 06:51 AM (jgmnb)

112 We were talking about Whacko Tahiti and why he should never be allowed near a movie again yesterday. Especially Judge Dredd.

And now he has a 'Christmas' short on Disney+ that may finally retire The Star Wars Christmas Special as the worst Christmas show ever.

A little girl's doodle on her letter to Santa comes to life and it kinda reminds me of the invisible monster with the paint splatter from Johnny Quest except it has no mouth but still makes muffled screams.

Yeesh. Kill it with fire now!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 06:51 AM (2GVsD)

113 More snow falling this morning.

Drove past my old elementary school yesterday and saw kids out playing in the falling snow at recess. AND they had a fenced in area for snowball fights.

Nice to see that Mitten moppets are still made of sterner stuff.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 06:51 AM (kpS4V)

114 Chuck Berry loved dancing so much he forgot to play along with the record on the video. Posted by: Huck Follywood

You got to love those early lip sync music videos. There is usually moments in every one of them where everything goes off the rails.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 06:51 AM (uv8gn)

115 86 year old woman lost tons of weight by walking around her small apartment

Yessh. Put the fork down.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 06:52 AM (BEC0D)

116
; )

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 06:52 AM (RuTUS)

117 repair cars and then give them away to single mothers in need

Dangerous to admit, but I was guilty of doing that more than once.

In the olden time we used to say fixing a car was "a great way to pick up chicks," and we were pretty literal-minded about that.
Today's outsiders-looking-in would no doubt expect her to file a consumer protection lawsuit if anything on it quit working.

AOP has some stories you can only tell at the International Meet.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 10, 2025 06:53 AM (zdLoL)

118 A sans-serif type font should rarely, if ever, be used for long-format reading.

Serif fonts, like Times New Roman, are much easier on the eyes to read as the serifs (the little dangly-bits off the edges of letters) help to guide the eye to the next letter in the word.
Sans-serifs are fine for headlines and other short lines of text as well as decorative copy in designs.

At least that's what I was taught in Typography classes.

So, Rubio made the right decision switching from Calibri, just from a standard design and readability standpoint.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 06:53 AM (6ydKt)

119 Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 06:52 AM (BEC0D)

I think she did that as well. She became a vegan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 06:55 AM (Nx5jP)

120 From that weight loss story Fen linked:

As an adult, Slaughter covered her mirrors with bedspreads because she couldn't stand looking at her reflection.

"I was so embarrassed," she says. "I didn’t want to see myself."


Man, do I know how she feels.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 06:55 AM (ufSfZ)

121 Morning peeps.

The wind... it be howling this morning. Temperatures are supposed to crash this week with potentially accumulating snow tomorrow - Friday.

Been a harsh start to winter here. And it's not even the 21st yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 06:56 AM (NwnyJ)

122 Sans-serifs are fine for headlines and other short lines of text as well as decorative copy in designs. At least that's what I was taught in Typography classes. Posted by: SpeakingOf

I'm guessing you're not a fan of Comic Sans.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 06:56 AM (uv8gn)

123
A big European institution is finally being put the question: "to whom will you flaccid, degenerate post-Christian cucks bow more deeply? Your precious rumpranging turd burglars, or your precious goat raping turd-worlders? Because it can't be both."


The team members of Egypt and Iran could always make a point to wear large and very legible "Come Fly With Us!" buttons.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 06:56 AM (xG4kz)

124 106 Uh oh.

A big European institution is finally being put the question: "to whom will you flaccid, degenerate post-Christian cucks bow more deeply? Your precious rumpranging turd burglars, or your precious goat raping turd-worlders? Because it can't be both."

https://tinyurl.com/3z3jbjcj
Posted by: It begins at December 10, 2025 06:48 AM (KWbVO)

archived link
https://archive.is/61D30

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 06:58 AM (RuTUS)

125 Note to self: Take advantage of the fact I am home on Friday and finish my Christmas shopping.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 07:01 AM (jjoN6)

126 from the "big European institution" article (plot spoiler alert!):

>>>Fifa did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Ya think?

Posted by: m at December 10, 2025 07:01 AM (RuTUS)

127 Commander Sinclair (played by Michael O'Hare) passed away in 2012. Brilliant man. For the religious ceremonies episode in season one, just know that he did that "down the line" introductions walk in one take. JMS said that there was much more filmed, but they didn't have time to show it.

O'Hare, while troubled psychologically, was a brilliant man with a fantastic memory.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 10, 2025 06:10 AM (O7YUW)


I've gotten through seven episodes so far.
I like it. While it's similar to DS9, it has a lot of differences (one being B5 is huge compared to DS9).

Earth Force as opposed to Starfleet is also quite cool.

My fav episode so far is the Rogue Psychic one.

And my favorite scene so far is the one you mentioned, where Sinclair is introducing the Alien delegation to an amabassdar representing Earth's different religious, racial, and ethnic groups. I really thought that was well-done even though it was a small part of the episode.

I'll be watching more later, and thanks for the Lurker's Guide, I'll check it out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 07:01 AM (6ydKt)

128 I don't know how you make a "deal" when the other side has plainly stated they have no intention of carrying out their portion of it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 07:01 AM (A0sqA)

129 I don't know how you make a "deal" when the other side has plainly stated they have no intention of carrying out their portion of it. Posted by: San Franpsycho

You're talking about car warranties right?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 07:02 AM (uv8gn)

130 I'll be watching more later, and thanks for the Lurker's Guide, I'll check it out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf


The Lurker's Guide is an absolutely wonderful resource.

My favorite first season episode remains TKO even though it was pretty polarizing with some folks.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 07:02 AM (jjoN6)

131 Islam and extended warranties, do not trust either. Unless you can put a gun to their heads.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:03 AM (2GVsD)

132
Gazans are artists of great international repute whose vastly preferred medium is rubble.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 07:04 AM (xG4kz)

133 Welp, now that the computer's been alive for some tens of minutes, now there *is* an update indication. But the KB5071546 update listed is not part of the set of updates the Bleeping Computer article mentions.

Question answered.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2025 07:05 AM (/HDaX)

134 Haven't heard anything roundly positive said about DHL delivery service in years -- they backed out of direct competition with UPS et al quite a while ago, but apparently are still real big for international work.

My wife's anniversary statue from Greece, which I did not expect until after Christmas, got here last night. They must have chartered a special plane just for me. Shipping was expensive, but they all are right now, and it takes a lot to impress me. Wow.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 10, 2025 07:05 AM (zdLoL)

135 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 10, 2025 06:55 AM (ufSfZ)

Don't do this to yourself . When you start to feel bad about your appearance. think of least one feature that you find attractive such as "I have nice eyes" or something else . My son was going through a bad batch of depression several months ago and I encouraged him to look at how he talked to himself. I realize that this is not the entire answer and maybe you need meds adjusted but positive self talk helps .

The other thing that helps (and it's easier for women to do this than men because you don't want women to think you're trying to pick them up
Is to give a genuine compliment to at least one person everyday even if it's "I like the color of your coat." It makes others feel better and the giver of compliments as well because you made a positive difference in someone's day. I have been conscious about trying this because I am affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder and this has helped me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 07:05 AM (Nx5jP)

136 Another challenge in answering this question is most of the applications I use are now natively compiled for the ARM platform. My dependence on Prism is remarkably limited. Real progress is being made here.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 06:33 AM (uv8gn)

Cool deal.
Microsoft will need it to work.
ARM is the future and Windows needs to work.
If they can ever get more developers to port to ARM we might get past 250W - 400W TDPs for CPUs someday.

Just the savings on battery life alone is worth it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 07:05 AM (6ydKt)

137 I caught President Trump's speech in Pennsylvania last night. It's nice to see that he's running for congress while being president. It's going to be a good year now that he's on the campaign trail again. I'm looking forward to the time when he debates Jasmine Crockett.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 07:06 AM (uv8gn)

138 I have been happy with DHL for getting stuff out of Japan. They do not deliver on weekends in the US unless you pay for it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:07 AM (2GVsD)

139 My favorite first season episode remains TKO even though it was pretty polarizing with some folks.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 10, 2025 07:02 AM (jjoN6)

Seven episodes away from that one.
I'll have to remember to watch it more closely since you're so impressed by it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 07:07 AM (6ydKt)

140
A big European institution is finally being put the question: "to whom will you flaccid, degenerate post-Christian cucks bow more deeply? Your precious rumpranging turd burglars, or your precious goat raping turd-worlders? Because it can't be both."

The modern European mindset (coming to the US, if not already here) seems to be, "Everyone will be so impressed by our big brains and degrees from elite institutions that they'll just fall into line with us." Then they're astonished when the stronger and more ruthless mow them down. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:08 AM (tgvbd)

141 Faux hood rat vs a real New Yorker

Comedy gold there Jerry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:08 AM (2GVsD)

142 I'm guessing you're not a fan of Comic Sans.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 06:56 AM (uv8gn)

It's an old fun font with very few legitimate uses beyond... comic book speech bubbles.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 07:08 AM (6ydKt)

143 Even if it's only saying, "Good morning" to people and smiling they will generally respond in like fashion and that makes you feel good as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 07:09 AM (Nx5jP)

144
I caught President Trump's speech in Pennsylvania last night. It's nice to see that he's running for congress while being president. It's going to be a good year now that he's on the campaign trail again. I'm looking forward to the time when he debates Jasmine Crockett.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 07:06 AM (uv8gn)


I'm happy that PDJT is out talking to people. But, given either the incompetence or malevolence of the USSS, I worry for him as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:10 AM (tgvbd)

145 Good morning folks and fellow non-sleepers.

Keeping kids away from phones is a good idea.
How to properly do it is another thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:12 AM (UdrFj)

146 *looks at time*

Oh fudge, think will call in and go back to bed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:12 AM (2GVsD)

147
Serif fonts, like Times New Roman, are much easier on the eyes to read as the serifs (the little dangly-bits off the edges of letters) help to guide the eye to the next letter in the word.

When I was doing our website, I spent quite a bit of time picking what I thought was the right font. I finally chose Garamond.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:12 AM (tgvbd)

148 Morning, everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2025 07:13 AM (WPL6O)

149 The sunrise is beautiful here. All pink and it reflects of the clouds making the grey clouds pinkish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 07:13 AM (rZCVI)

150
My Dad was great at chatting up checkout clerks with small talk. I try to emulate him in that respect despite my natural introversion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 07:14 AM (xG4kz)

151 When I was doing our website, I spent quite a bit of time picking what I thought was the right font. I finally chose Garamond.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:12 AM (tgvbd)

It's a classy font.
Quite nice for a lot of designs and easy to read.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 10, 2025 07:14 AM (6ydKt)

152 I've had it with this "prove you are human" crap. That is cause for me to leave immediately. It's like the "Press 1 for English" prompts. FU.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 07:14 AM (vFG9F)

153
The WEF eschews "sans" fonts. Surely you recall "You will own nothing, and you will be happy, serifs."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 07:16 AM (xG4kz)

154 Achewood cartoon on Comic Sans:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzbffxv

"Guys! Come quick! I found the sonofabitch who invented Comic Sans!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2025 07:16 AM (kpS4V)

155
I've had it with this "prove you are human" crap. That is cause for me to leave immediately. It's like the "Press 1 for English" prompts. FU.
Posted by: fd


It sounds as thoughyou are an angry elf.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 07:17 AM (xG4kz)

156 Eris,

*points to #112*

Watch if you dare.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2025 07:18 AM (2GVsD)

157 Ok, now I'm beyond pissed. Windows presented the Tuesday download as a security update to Win 10.

Now it's downloading Win 11.

No wonder a lot of folks hope Microsoft dies in a fire.

I guess I get to push my box over to Linux sooner than I'd planned.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2025 07:19 AM (/HDaX)

158 If they can ever get more developers to port to ARM we might get past 250W - 400W TDPs for CPUs someday. Posted by: SpeakingOf

Microsoft gets nothing but criticism over the state of ARM on Windows. I think this is misguided.

Trying to change the direction of a super tanker is a slow process, getting Windows running properly on ARM Is a software version of that. I've always viewed the tepid SQ chip in the Surface Pro. X as nothing more than a start point; Microsoft knew fully that was a shit show and a stopgap moment. Getting ARM working as a full-on first nation platform, so to speak, was always a decade-long process given the complexity of Microsoft's support matrix. We are now at about year five in that process and we have viable machines. The next generation of Qualcomm CPUs are going to be extremely performant and will slot in at the upper tier Apple M4s and the lower tier M5s. Given my experience with my new Surface Pro, I'm all in on ARM chips; this is something I would never have said 5 years ago.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 10, 2025 07:19 AM (uv8gn)

159 Even if it's only saying, "Good morning" to people and smiling they will generally respond in like fashion and that makes you feel good as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 07:09 AM (Nx5jP)
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Excellent advice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 07:19 AM (A0sqA)

160
My Dad was great at chatting up checkout clerks with small talk. I try to emulate him in that respect despite my natural introversion.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 07:14 AM (xG4kz)


When I buy my coffee and kolaches after Mass, I always say first off in my rolling voice to the girl behind the counter, "How are you today?" They always brighten up. Not surprising, given the number of shitheads they have to deal with every day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:19 AM (tgvbd)

161
I'm happy that PDJT is out talking to people. But, given either the incompetence or malevolence of the USSS, I worry for him as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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We get X fun bits. It will be fun enjoying his speechafying again.
May God keep his hand of protection upon him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:20 AM (UdrFj)

162
JJS

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:21 AM (tgvbd)

163 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:19 AM (tgvbd)

That's wonderful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 07:21 AM (ix8EF)

164 Trump and pos Tim Scott made Brave News headlines.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:22 AM (UdrFj)

165 May God keep his hand of protection upon him.

Posted by: Braenyard

Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 07:22 AM (ix8EF)

166 Good morning, Beckoning!

Nice to see you here this morning.

Posted by: Pony Tail at December 10, 2025 07:24 AM (HcbZb)

167 165 May God keep his hand of protection upon him.

Posted by: Braenyard

Amen!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2025 07:22 AM
Amen and Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2025 07:27 AM (jgmnb)

168 One thing about Libre Write. It has it's own set of fonts. Why it went out of its way to work up a multitude of fonts no one else uses.
You'd think it has IOS plants among them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:30 AM (UdrFj)

169 I've moved. I have a new hash.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 10, 2025 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

170 Looks like I'm too easy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 10, 2025 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

171
Is there a "lolcats for Dummies" book? There ought to be, because we're drowning in dummies these days.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 07:31 AM (xG4kz)

172 I know!

What we really need is a coffee pot that refuses to operate in the morning, until you “prove you are human”. “Click all the boxes that show a bicycle”.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2025 07:32 AM (PIUjZ)

173 Florida’s CAIR threatens lawsuit against DeSantis after he labels group a ‘foreign terrorist’ organization
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Texas, now Florida, chipping away at the Islamists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:32 AM (UdrFj)

174 I always liked New Century Schoolbook ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2025 07:32 AM (Cjt/F)

175 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2025 07:32 AM (Cjt/F)

176 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Helvetica at December 10, 2025 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

177 176 I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: Helvetica
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You're not on Libre's list, sweetheart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:35 AM (UdrFj)

178
Trying to change the direction of a super tanker is a slow process,


"Tell us about it"

-- the crew that got its vessel -- the MV "Whoopsie" -- lodged sideways in the esophagus of the Suez Canal

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 10, 2025 07:35 AM (xG4kz)

179 *You're not on Libre's list, sweetheart.*

Let us know when they make a movie about you.

Posted by: Helvetica at December 10, 2025 08:03 AM (2Ez/1)

180 Crusoe will buy 29 of Boom’s 42-megawatt turbines for $1.25 billion to generate 1.21 gigawatts for its data centers.

1.21 Gigawatts!

Posted by: Doc Brown at December 10, 2025 11:49 AM (ynpvh)

181 Intel Shares Fall After Lawsuits Claim US Chipmakers Aided Russian Weapons

The filings claim the companies’ components were found in Iranian-made drones tied to Intel and AMD, as well as Russian Iskander and KH-101 missiles.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2025 12:46 PM (RHGPo)

182 I know this is a Jew-blog, but do we have to call every law that protects the innocence of minors and helps parents to look after their own children "fascist"?!

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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - December 9, 2025 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT is here, and so are you. Content to be read, comments to be posted. Some assembly required. Off we go!

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Feel Good Stories

75 Farmers Show Up To Finish Fallen Friend’s Final Harvest

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In rural North Dakota, where neighbors are more like family, an incredible act of kindness unfolded after a beloved farmer’s sudden passing. Near the small town of Antler, dozens of farmers came together to make sure their friend’s final harvest was completed.

Randy Fyllesvold, a well-known farmer in the area, tragically lost his life in a crash near Maxbass back in September. Wanting to ease the burden on his family, friends and neighbors quickly stepped in. Led by Wyatt Thompson and Andy Gates, the group organized a large-scale harvest to gather Randy’s remaining crops — including soybeans, canola, and more than 1,000 acres of corn.

Earlier this month, roughly 75 volunteers, 12 combines, and help from more than 10 communities worked together to harvest about 1,400 acres of corn in just a matter of days. The effort required careful coordination and teamwork, including working with local grain elevators to handle the massive amount of crops coming in all at once. It was truly a “divide and conquer” operation — and it worked beautifully.

Randy’s widow, Kharra Fyllesvold, shared a deeply emotional message thanking everyone who showed up. She described the scene as “nothing short of breathtaking,” saying the sight of so many people harvesting her husband’s final crop was both heartbreaking and beautiful. Through their grief, she and her two sons felt overwhelmingly blessed by the love and support surrounding them.

"Thank you to each and every person that had a part of today. Special thanks to Andy Gates, Kevin Tyler, and Wyatt Thompson for organizing something I will never forget," she shared on Facebook.

Lotsa good folks in the upper midwest, don't ya know! Video clip at the link.

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This 9-Year-Old Is Making The Holidays Brighter For Hundreds Of Sick Children

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Lowe’s Staff Refuse To Give Up On Missing Cat, Find Her 85 Miles Away

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Some feel good vids



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Florida Man

Florida man arrested after claiming ‘dirty bomb’ in truck following crash, police say

A Florida man faces multiple charges after he told police he had a “dirty bomb” in his truck following a crash, according to a news release.

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According to the release, officers made contact with the driver, identified as 43-year-old Benjamin Donald Johnson, who refused multiple commands to exit the vehicle. Officers physically removed Johnson from the truck, where multiple firearms were seen in plain view.

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“Through investigation with the assistance of representatives from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, ATF, and an FBI bomb technician, it was advised that the device inside of the yellow container was a Moisture Density Gauge, which is commonly used for soil testing and contained less radioactivity than a medical x-ray,” the release said in part.

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In addition, a search of Johnson’s truck a led to police finding a “multitude of firearms and ammunition,” firearm magazine speed loaders, thermal scopes, knives, a battering ram, night-vision goggles, cannabis, and gummies that tested positive for THC.

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Go big or go home, right?

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Ripped From The Headlines

The algorithm keeps giving me this stuff, so I have to share it with you!

Study explains why women’s farts typically 'smell worse than men’s'

Everybody farts, and we are okay with that, even when they smell a little off.

But a 1998 study concluded that, on average, women’s gas smelt worse than men's for a pretty simple reason.

Dr Michael Levit, a gastroenterologist, conducted the study way back then and managed to get a reputation as the ‘king of farts’ for his work.

So how did the study work?

Well, the doctor recruited 16 healthy adults with no history of gastrointestinal issues and had each of them strap on a ‘flatus collection system’, which is basically a rectal tube connected to a bag.

While it is estimated that people fart up to 23 times a day, the doctor didn’t fancy waiting around for those moments.

Instead, participants chowed down on pinto beans and took a laxative, with researchers collecting their farts.

These farts were then analyzed as researchers ran a gas chromatographic–mass spectroscopic test to figure out what was essentially inside those bags.

"Flatus collection system"?? A vanvera?!? After pinto beans and a laxative?? How much would you have to be paid to be a sniffer / judge in this experiment?

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OK - one more related item, then hopefully I won't have any more of this type of content. At least for this year.

Impressive. Most impressive!

Bravo, dude.

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1 First?

Posted by: the lower depths at December 09, 2025 10:00 PM (UdiE9)

2 Have a great evening/night, everyone!

Posted by: the lower depths at December 09, 2025 10:02 PM (UdiE9)

3 Doof, a man of his time, on time. Alright.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:02 PM (c35xG)

4 "it is estimated that people fart up to 23 times a day"

lol. amateurs.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 09, 2025 10:05 PM (0MjtC)

5 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 09, 2025 10:05 PM (sAmhv)

6 Colored lights (only!) all aglow, here in the weekday Club!

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 10:05 PM (rdVOm)

7 That's why they planted the Somalis in Minnesota, not North Dakota.
Finns don't play that shit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:06 PM (c35xG)

8 I have always enjoyed "What I like about you!" And I had completely forgotten who'd done it. Thanks!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 10:08 PM (QGRvm)

9 I thought I might have stumbled into the Howard Stern blog.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:08 PM (KDPiq)

10 Doof, a man of his time, on time. Alright.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:02 PM (c35xG)


It's part of my rookie contract which I'm still in.

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:08 PM (p6ZQj)

11 Could you post an alternative Braille version of the ONT for us vision-impaired "readers"?

Posted by: Leave Out Fart Content at December 09, 2025 10:09 PM (oftw2)

12 4 "it is estimated that people fart up to 23 times a day"

lol. amateurs.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 09, 2025 10:05 PM (0MjtC)

Rookie numbers ...

Posted by: zombie William J. LePetomane at December 09, 2025 10:10 PM (3sXRv)

13 The late and really terrific Raul Malo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA4lPSfzMV8

Posted by: huerfano at December 09, 2025 10:10 PM (98kQX)

14 So the fart article did not say why women’s farts are worse. I’m guessing it’s because they talk more.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 10:10 PM (B47sF)

15 Colored lights (only!) all aglow, here in the weekday Club!
Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 10:05 PM (rdVOm)


Very nice of you, JQ - thanks! But in the spirit of the season, go ahead and give the people what they want. All lights matter!

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:10 PM (p6ZQj)

16 I'm way below the fart average.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:10 PM (KDPiq)

17 Great content tonight. Thank you Doof!

Posted by: 496 at December 09, 2025 10:11 PM (EWlvz)

18 Well, the doctor recruited 16 healthy adults with no history of gastrointestinal issues and had each of them strap on a ‘flatus collection system’, which is basically a rectal tube connected to a bag.

I already carry a bag, so I'd have been perfect for this study...well, until next week (hopefully) at any rate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:11 PM (ynpvh)

19 Sir Doof. In all seriousness, could you give me some Pickleball sayings? (Just the PG ones) Thank you.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 09, 2025 10:12 PM (TfUTr)

20 Nice pic of the Vulcan bomber, one of the coolest planes ever built.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2025 10:12 PM (Riz8t)

21 A Grammy-nominated musician was struck and killed by a driver with more than 100 arrests and dozens of traffic violations in Rhode Island, police said.

Roderick Macleod, 70, was a member of the band Roomful of Blues in the 1980s and received a Grammy nomination for his work with them.

The alleged driver was identified by police as as Shannon Godbout. She is 41, CBS Boston reported, and was driving recklessly.

Godbout was allegedly "in possession of numerous illegal narcotics and packaging materials commonly associated with drug distribution," police said. She was arrested at the scene and taken to an area hospital. She has been charged with driving as to endanger, resulting in death, and possession of narcotics with intent to distribute. She may face additional charges, police said, and remained in custody at the hospital of Monday.

Police did not detail Godbout's previous arrests, but said eight were from the Hopkinton Police Department. Eighty-two court warrants have been issued for her, police said, and she has received 40 traffic citations. She may face more charges as the investigation into the crash continues, police said.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 10:12 PM (Cjcf6)

22 Kudos to the nine year old but the green glasses distracted me from the greater cause.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:12 PM (KDPiq)

23 two handguns, a semi-auto rifle, a shotgun, ammo....
Not bad. My car has him beat but closer than average.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at December 09, 2025 10:13 PM (EOjZq)

24 Great content tonight. Thank you Doof!
Posted by: 496 at December 09, 2025 10:11 PM (EWlvz)


Hey there, my numeric friend! Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:13 PM (p6ZQj)

25 Very nice of you, JQ - thanks! But in the spirit of the season, go ahead and give the people what they want. All lights matter!
Posted by: Doof

Black lights matter! But only if JQ has put up those cool posters.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 09, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr)

26 20 Nice pic of the Vulcan bomber, one of the coolest planes ever built.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2025 10:12 PM (Riz8t)

Would be a great name for a Star Trek themed drink...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:13 PM (ynpvh)

27 Could you post an alternative Braille version of the ONT for us vision-impaired "readers"?

Also, use the Calibri font for all content, or you’re ableist.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 09, 2025 10:13 PM (EXyHK)

28 Black Olives Matter!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 09, 2025 10:14 PM (S/Y4j)

29 Hockey after dark:

Sabres vs Oilers

1-0 in the 2nd

As long as we're not getting run out the rink, I'm here tonight ...

Posted by: browndog clearing the zone at December 09, 2025 10:14 PM (3sXRv)

30 Who farted and made raimondo though?

Posted by: gKWVE at December 09, 2025 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

31
"Flatus collection system"?? A vanvera?!? After pinto beans and a laxative?? How much would you have to be paid to be a sniffer / judge in this experiment?

That's absolutely awful. I can only say that young Sgt Bif would preload beans for 48 hours prior to a multi day NWTI. Knowing I would get partnered with the commander and the COM4ATAF Colonel for the unit certification to release the warheads. I would literraly fart my brains out for 18 solid hours in a tiny little scif maybe 3 feet by 9 feet, me, the commander, the radio operator, and the NWTI Colonel. We'd be in MOPP1 for most of the message processing so none of us smelled my malfesance. The Col on the other hand was dry heaving for most of the inspection.

The last time I did it, he "killed" the commander and brought in our warrant officer. Chief Forman, masked up and came on in. Smacked me on the back of my head, and finished it all up.

Continued

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 09, 2025 10:15 PM (48yvf)

32 All I want for Christmas are some Rush deep cuts!
..........................
Excellent choice!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 09, 2025 10:16 PM (sAmhv)

33 27 Could you post an alternative Braille version of the ONT for us vision-impaired "readers"?

Also, use the Calibri font for all content, or you’re ableist.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 09, 2025 10:13 PM (EXyHK)

So a titular braille font...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:16 PM (ynpvh)

34 Florida wack-a-doodle had a nice collection, shame he's a wack-a-doodle.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:17 PM (c35xG)

35 28 Black Olives Matter!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 09, 2025 10:14 PM (S/Y4j)

Black and green olives have their place...black on pizza, green in tamales.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:17 PM (ynpvh)

36 Sir Doof. In all seriousness, could you give me some Pickleball sayings? (Just the PG ones) Thank you.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 09, 2025 10:12 PM (TfUTr)


OUT!
2-bounce rule
Zero-zero-two

Want more?

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:17 PM (p6ZQj)

37 " Who farted and made raimondo though?
Posted by: gKWVE at December 09, 2025 10:15 PM (gKWVE)"

Bono?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 09, 2025 10:18 PM (/HDaX)

38 All I want for Christmas are some Rush deep cuts!
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Does "Twilight Zone" qualify as a deep cut? Because that was my favorite track on side 2 of 2112.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 10:19 PM (Cjcf6)

39 Hockey after dark:

Sabres vs Oilers

1-0 in the 2nd

As long as we're not getting run out the rink, I'm here tonight ...
Posted by: browndog clearing the zone at December 09, 2025 10:14 PM (3sXRv)


Hey there, brother! I'll be going to the Panthers vs Avs game on Thursday night. Wearing my Ovi sweater, of course!

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:19 PM (p6ZQj)

40 So checking leftist sites I see the current hotness is still calling for a military coup. See engaging with narcoterrorists is an illegal order somehow.

Man, I'm so old I remember when the left was telling us about the dangers of an officer calling the president a pot smoke draft dodger, which, for the record, was true, because we have a civilian chain of command and we can't have officers having their own ideas about the quality of their presidents.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2025 10:20 PM (sKqQm)

41 At the end of the event when we got recertified, the Col asked who was the rat bastard. Chief threw me under the bus.

Next year, the Col "killed" me first. So I got to do the closed book warhead demate from the missile. In Chief's domain. I paid for that. Dearly. But he's the one that put me in for war head custodian warrant so it all worked out.

The Col told me years later that it became a punishment assignment to inspect our unit because of me. My response, if I gotta be in Mopp1 and uncomfortable, so do you. No one says the soviets will gas us right out of the bag, you guys were sadistic cunts so I fought nbc warfare with nbc warfare. I of course was a civiy by then so it was safe.

He larfed, and said the nwti duties were onorus, but sometimes the unit's personality made it worth it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 09, 2025 10:21 PM (48yvf)

42 Pamela Anderson has voluntarily turned into an old lady.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:21 PM (KDPiq)

43 I suggest we take the footage of "Mr. Forty second Fart" and include it in whatever radio signals we're sending out into space. The space aliens need to know what they're getting into.

Posted by: Orson at December 09, 2025 10:21 PM (dIske)

44 Does "Twilight Zone" qualify as a deep cut? Because that was my favorite track on side 2 of 2112.
Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 10:19 PM (Cjcf6)


Yes it does. I'll have to look and see if I used that one last year. I think I used "Tears", so TZ might make an appearance this year.

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:21 PM (p6ZQj)

45 Black and green olives have their place...black on pizza, green in tamales.
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My favorite pizza is thin crust, sausage, canadian bacon, and black olives. The meats provide the seriousness, the sweet from the black olives balance it masterfully.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM (Cjcf6)

46 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM (zZu0s)

47 Evening, Horde. Love the music, Doof! JQ, I am working on readying The Club for the Christmas Party (hiding the colored lights).

Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM (41CYW)

48 A Grammy-nominated musician was struck and killed by a driver with more than 100 arrests and dozens of traffic violations in Rhode Island, police said.


Well, good thing those northeastern states have abolished the carceral state right?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM (sKqQm)

49 That "dirty bomb" story reminded me of the story featuring a large black dude in handcuffs and the caption "man says he was notb making a bomb threat when he pointed at a bathroom and said "I'm gonna blow that m'fer up!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM (QGRvm)

50 Garth Hudson, last surviving member of The Band, passed about ten months ago. RIP

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM (npFr7)

51 Excellent choice!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 09, 2025 10:16 PM (sAmhv)


*fist bump*

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM (p6ZQj)

52 Green olives are really good in salads and surprisingly good in tacos.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM (sKqQm)

53 42 Pamela Anderson has voluntarily turned into an old lady.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:21 PM (KDPiq)

And into Liam Neeson's cock socket.
She had a good run.
And Hepatis.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at December 09, 2025 10:23 PM (EOjZq)

54 She is 58.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:23 PM (VY2EQ)

55 13 The late and really terrific Raul Malo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA4lPSfzMV8
Posted by: huerfano at December 09, 2025 10:10 PM (98kQX)

A very under appreciated talent..

http://tiny.cc/218w001

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 09, 2025 10:23 PM (nbLIj)

56 Good evening morons y gracias Disco

That Romantics tune played endlessly at every fraternity party.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 10:23 PM (A0sqA)

57 Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2025 10:20 PM (sKqQm

I guess they're not too happy about our F-18 'exercises' off the Venezuelan coast recently either.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:23 PM (KDPiq)

58 But in the spirit of the season, go ahead and give the people what they want. All lights matter!
Posted by: Doof
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Wooot! Awesome!

Hear that, Piper? We can haz white lights!

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 10:24 PM (rdVOm)

59 Evening, Horde. Love the music, Doof! JQ, I am working on readying The Club for the Christmas Party (hiding the colored lights).
Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM (41CYW)


Any guesses on the theme of the 3 songs??

Don't you dare touch those colored lights!!

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:24 PM (p6ZQj)

60 Has Doof posted Geddy Lee's visit to The Great White North? It's worth watching.

Posted by: Take Off! at December 09, 2025 10:24 PM (oftw2)

61 Pro Tip: no your toddler will not want to cuddle for ever, this is what grandchildren are for.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 10:24 PM (A0sqA)

62 rural North Dakota"

A bit redundant, wouldn't you say...

Posted by: man at December 09, 2025 10:25 PM (XuXeR)

63 Nice pic of the Vulcan bomber, one of the coolest planes ever built.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2025 10:12 PM (Riz8t)

Got to see one of those up close, and also flying, at an airshow at the Air Force base in Cold Lake, Alberta, 1980-something. That thing is huge. When it flies over, the sky goes dark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:25 PM (npFr7)

64 Sir Doof. In all seriousness, could you give me some Pickleball sayings? (Just the PG ones) Thank you.
Posted by: Some Rat
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I saw an old guy in town the other day wearing a t-shirt with
There's no crying in pickleball.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 09, 2025 10:25 PM (Lo97M)

65 >>While it is estimated that people fart up to 23 times a day

I'm calling bullshit. I don't fart 23 times a day. What the hell are you people eating?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2025 10:26 PM (viF8m)

66 Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2025 10:22 PM

Oh, no! No need for that.. too much trouble to take them down.. that's why I left them ALL up to begin with.

Just plug/unplug whichever, to suit needs. Simple!

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 10:26 PM (rdVOm)

67 Has Doof posted Geddy Lee's visit to The Great White North? It's worth watching.
Posted by: Take Off! at December 09, 2025 10:24 PM (oftw2)


Ten bucks is ten bucks

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:26 PM (p6ZQj)

68 She is 58.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:23 PM (VY2EQ)

You should take a look at the 50 something year old Jewell bikini photos on Fox News site. ( same place I saw photo of Anderson.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:26 PM (KDPiq)

69 Watching a movie taking place in Australia. Dingos start making noise and the closed captioning says "Coyotes Howling". LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:27 PM (ynpvh)

70 I'm pretty disappointed you didn't include the International Farting Competition in the links.

Go Paul Boomer!!

https://youtu.be/uPplyQWf-u4?si=I2dpIdAG1B_xuH3W

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at December 09, 2025 10:27 PM (C1NyB)

71 I suggest we take the footage of "Mr. Forty second Fart" and include it in whatever radio signals we're sending out into space. The space aliens need to know what they're getting into.
Posted by: Orson at December 09, 2025 10:21 PM (dIske)

I have it on good authority that a 40 second fart is a challenge to battle to the death among some of the more warlike star-faring species.

Posted by: Guy wearing a Star Fleet t-shirt at December 09, 2025 10:27 PM (4vy8h)

72 Vegetarians bring up the fart averages.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:27 PM (VY2EQ)

73 Green olives are really good in salads and surprisingly good in tacos.
Posted by: 18-1

Green olives in tacos? Have you ever seen a taco? I will be gone for a couple minutes while I go brush my teeth and rinse my mouth out with gasoline simply from the thought of finding green olives on a taco. Have you no decency?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:28 PM (uv8gn)

74 72 Vegetarians bring up the fart averages.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:27 PM (VY2EQ)

You are what you eat; you smell of what you eat. Had an asian person say that Americans tend to smell like babies from all the milk they drink. LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:29 PM (ynpvh)

75 When Men Walk Away

Women have inherited the thrones of great powers - Elizabeth I, Catherine the Great, Victoria - and presided over massed ranks of courtiers drawn from the "pale, male and stale".

But America and its client states are the first in history in which every significant venue aside from ladies' sport is now dominated by women. The west is closer than any society should be to the end of men -

At the same time, the principal source of immigration to the west is from a patriarchal culture even more severe (if you can believe it) than 1950s sitcom dads.

https://tinyurl.com/musm779e

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:29 PM (c35xG)

76 Damn. Guess BIL won't be texting back until morning. Ugh.

*calls-in for tomorrow night, just in case*

If I've got to drive out to BIL tomorrow, won't be back until Thursday night. Friday if things don't go right...

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

77 62 rural North Dakota"

A bit redundant, wouldn't you say...
Posted by: man
................................
Bismarck is a city, technically. One of those out of the way places I'd like to wander around in someday. The western part anyway. Theodore Roosevelt NP is there.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 09, 2025 10:29 PM (sAmhv)

78 73 Green olives are really good in salads and surprisingly good in tacos.
Posted by: 18-1

Green olives in tacos? Have you ever seen a taco? I will be gone for a couple minutes while I go brush my teeth and rinse my mouth out with gasoline simply from the thought of finding green olives on a taco. Have you no decency?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:28 PM (uv8gn)

all sorts of food can go in tacos and burritos. I mean it CAN, but doesn't mean it should. I remember my wife giving me the strangest look as I stripped the meat off KFC and put it in tortillas with some salsa...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

79 Used to work with a guy, we all said he had one of the world's only trained assholes. You could be talking to him anytime, day or night, and if you said " Hey Forest, fart!" He'd say ok! And pop out a nice one on command. Never ran out of fuel, either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 10:30 PM (QGRvm)

80 those colored lights!!"


"Can hypnotize, sparkle someone else's eyes..."

Posted by: man at December 09, 2025 10:31 PM (XuXeR)

81 >>While it is estimated that people fart up to 23 times a day

I'm calling bullshit. I don't fart 23 times a day. What the hell are you people eating?
Posted by: JackStraw


"it is estimated" -- by whom?

"up to" -- "never" or "once" is "up to 23 times". Precision??

Posted by: your probability-and-stats prof at December 09, 2025 10:31 PM (nhCoE)

82 If I’m farting 23 times a day I’m making a doctor’s ASAP appointment cuz something wrong.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 10:31 PM (9iyS+)

83 I guess they're not too happy about our F-18 'exercises' off the Venezuelan coast recently either.
Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:23 PM (KDPiq)

Question: would an A-10 Warthog really mess up one of those drug boats, and if so, why not use them? Too far away from an airfield? I don't expect they can operate from a carrier...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:31 PM (npFr7)

84 79 Used to work with a guy, we all said he had one of the world's only trained assholes. You could be talking to him anytime, day or night, and if you said " Hey Forest, fart!" He'd say ok! And pop out a nice one on command. Never ran out of fuel, either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 10:30 PM (QGRvm)

Maybe he could anally inhalate, Like Le Petomane.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

85 Sigh. Doof. Honestly. 😂

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:32 PM (p4NUW)

86 82 If I’m farting 23 times a day I’m making a doctor’s ASAP appointment cuz something wrong.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 10:31 PM (9iyS+)

Folks also fart whilst asleep...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

87 Our little AIT platoon was in formation, standing at attention, dress right dress about to be cut loose for the weekend. I noticed a familiar percolation building in my guts. Group! Ten-shun! Wow… it’s getting strong, this is amazing

Order… Arms!! Salute!

At that exact moment I let go of a tremendous fart, really spectacular. I mean, it was probably uncalled for, but it was an amazing confluence of synchronicity and I felt compelled to share it with everyone. Everyone else just died laughing while holding their salutes at attention. I played it straight, naturally, with a look of mild disgust on my face, it weren’t me that would sully such an important aspect of drill and ceremony, no sir. The platoon sergeant just waved his arm and walked away, realizing the futility of trying to restore any sort of order to a bunch of miscreants.

Posted by: Ya Had To Be There at December 09, 2025 10:33 PM (5MnqL)

88 Bismarck is a city"

I thought Bismarck was a herring...

Posted by: man at December 09, 2025 10:33 PM (XuXeR)

89 I like to put carrots and okra in tacos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:33 PM (VY2EQ)

90 88 Bismarck is a city"

I thought Bismarck was a herring...

Posted by: man at December 09, 2025 10:33 PM (XuXeR)

I thought Bismark was German...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

91 all sorts of food can go in tacos and burritos. I mean it CAN, but doesn't mean it should. I remember my wife giving me the strangest look as I stripped the meat off KFC and put it in tortillas with some salsa...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

What you described is not a taco. It may keep you alive in an emergency but calling it a taco - My god man, you are flirting with demons there!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (uv8gn)

92 76 Damn. Guess BIL won't be texting back until morning. Ugh.

*calls-in for tomorrow night, just in case*

If I've got to drive out to BIL tomorrow, won't be back until Thursday night. Friday if things don't go right...
Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

Just leave your recipes, we got you!

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (p4NUW)

93 Hey there, brother! I'll be going to the Panthers vs Avs game on Thursday night. Wearing my Ovi sweater, of course!
Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:19 PM (p6ZQj)

Enjoy ...

Not at all sad that Florida is down on it's luck this year.

(3-0 Sabres mid-way 2nd)

Posted by: browndog clearing the zone at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (3sXRv)

94 Pamela Anderson has voluntarily turned into an old lady.
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They treated her like a freak because she was beautiful. Women, generally speaking, won't stand up for other women that are prettier than they are. And weak men are more than willing to pile on with denigrating beautiful women.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (Cjcf6)

95 89 I like to put carrots and okra in tacos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:33 PM (VY2EQ)
...
and in your chili too, probably.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

96 I don't think I fart 23 times a year.

Posted by: Cast Iron Stomach at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (oftw2)

97 Bismarck is a city, technically. One of those out of the way places I'd like to wander around in someday. The western part anyway. Theodore Roosevelt NP is there.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 09, 2025 10:29 PM (sAmhv)

Minot is a city. Not huge, but respectable in size. Comparable to Spokane, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (npFr7)

98 Had a guy in college try to light his fart and sharted instead. I never laughed so hard in my life because the infectious laugh phenomenon happened .

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:35 PM (KDPiq)

99 I thought Bismark was German..."

Made a catchy tune, too

/Johnny Horton

Posted by: man at December 09, 2025 10:35 PM (XuXeR)

100 Pamela Anderson - who can forget "Barb Wire"?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 10:35 PM (QGRvm)

101 Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 10:30 PM
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I used to work with an entire crew of guys, what could seemingly *fart at will*

Boss man walked into a Green Cloud and Colorful Metaphors one time, made an awful face.. turned to me (the only female on the team) and shouted "How can you stand it?!"

JQ replied: "Cram my earplugs in a little deeper, and not breathe through my nose."

Boss man stormed off. But I know he was desperately holding back a hearty laugh!

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 10:35 PM (rdVOm)

102 I thought Bismarck was a herring...
Posted by: man at December 09, 2025 10:33 PM (XuXeR)


I thought it was a donut

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:36 PM (p6ZQj)

103 The Chinese are growing wheat in the dessert.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:36 PM (VY2EQ)

104 Checking in

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 09, 2025 10:37 PM (w3u3d)

105 Just leave your recipes, we got you!
Posted by: Piper
------

Thanks. Much obliged!

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 10:37 PM (rdVOm)

106 Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (Cjcf6)

White knighting for a sex tape queen ?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:37 PM (KDPiq)

107 103 The Chinese are growing wheat in the dessert.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:36 PM (VY2EQ)

If there's soil and water it can be done. There's a desert to the east of San Diego, and entire valley, known for it's agriculture, and it's in the desert...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:37 PM (ynpvh)

108 The Chinese are growing wheat in the dessert.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:36 PM (VY2EQ)

Cheescake, or pie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (npFr7)

109 rural North Dakota"

A bit redundant, wouldn't you say...
Posted by: man
................................
Bismarck is a city, technically.
Posted by: Puddleglum


NoDak's only 6-figure city is Fargo. 126K humans in the 2020 census. Bismarck is 2nd at 74K.

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (nhCoE)

110 Love the Dad vids.

When my boys were little, one of the things I would do at bedtime is I would put son 1 in a blanket and haul him in like Santa Claus and dump him in bed, then do the same for son 2. We called it Bag o' Boy. We also did something we called "The Stanley Cup" because at the time they both weighed about 34 pounds. They would take a running start and leap at me and I would hoist them above my head. this kept up until they were both way more than 34 pounds.

They are now men. I love them fiercely. But I miss those little guys.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, changing socks like a mo-fo at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)

111 I thought it was a donut
Posted by: Doof

Ich bin ein Berliner.

Posted by: JFK at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (oftw2)

112 107 103 The Chinese are growing wheat in the dessert.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:36 PM (VY2EQ)

If there's soil and water it can be done. There's a desert to the east of San Diego, and entire valley, known for it's agriculture, and it's in the desert...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:37 PM (ynpvh)

Oh, wait, you wrote dessert...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

113 Too many sses again?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (VY2EQ)

114 96 I don't think I fart 23 times a year.
Posted by: Cast Iron Stomach at December 09, 2025

You may need to reset your gut biome!

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (p4NUW)

115 100 Pamela Anderson - who can forget "Barb Wire"?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 10:35 PM (QGRvm)

And Stripperella...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at December 09, 2025 10:39 PM (EOjZq)

116 thought it was a donut"

Nah. That was JFK...

Posted by: man at December 09, 2025 10:39 PM (XuXeR)

117 113 Too many sses again?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (VY2EQ)

Yes, and too many asses too, me being one of them. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

118 Damn. Second again.

Posted by: man at December 09, 2025 10:39 PM (XuXeR)

119 They are now men. I love them fiercely. But I miss those little guys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, changing socks like a mo-fo

This is the cutest thing.

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:39 PM (p4NUW)

120 My dad did the flip thing to us four kids. So cool to see it again

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at December 09, 2025 10:40 PM (8cPKb)

121
First "droupes," now poops.

You People are too much.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 09, 2025 10:40 PM (xRKBa)

122 Reminds me of the time a middle school history teacher was talking about the assassination of President McKinley. As she started writing the word "assassin", she tried to abbreviate it, but on seeing she had written "ass" thought it was a bad idea and didn't want the Principal to walk by and see that word on the board. She she wrote three more letters. Now the board said "assass". In the end, she had to write the entire word...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

123 It's the most wonderful time
For a beer

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2025 10:41 PM (JkO4W)

124 Pinned Tweet
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She's baaack _ _ _ COMING SOON. The return of Michelle Malkin and a new podcast series.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:41 PM (c35xG)

125 120 My dad did the flip thing to us four kids. So cool to see it again

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at December 09, 2025 10:40 PM (8cPKb)

"How many fingers am I holding up?"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:41 PM (ynpvh)

126 "flatus collection system"

So, the Congressional Stenographer?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2025 10:41 PM (vefQN)

127 Dr. Mommy Jill, who shit my pants?

Posted by: President Emeritus at December 09, 2025 10:41 PM (oftw2)

128 What you described is not a taco. It may keep you alive in an emergency but calling it a taco - My god man, you are flirting with demons there!
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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Exactly! Just because you can put something in a tortilla, it doesn't make it a taco... sheesh 🙄!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 09, 2025 10:41 PM (VCgbV)

129 Hmm.

Been thru the dessert on horse with no name....

Not quite right.

Posted by: man at December 09, 2025 10:42 PM (XuXeR)

130 Love the Dad vids.

When my boys were little, one of the things I would do at bedtime is I would put son 1 in a blanket and haul him in like Santa Claus and dump him in bed, then do the same for son 2. We called it Bag o' Boy. We also did something we called "The Stanley Cup" because at the time they both weighed about 34 pounds. They would take a running start and leap at me and I would hoist them above my head. this kept up until they were both way more than 34 pounds.

They are now men. I love them fiercely. But I miss those little guys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, changing socks like a mo-fo at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)


Great stuff! I did similar things with my boys. My favorite was letting them jump up and down on a bed and body slamming them onto the mattress.
Now they're both in their 20s and strong enough to body slam me standing still.

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:42 PM (p6ZQj)

131 If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at December 09, 2025 10:42 PM (4786I)

132 54 She is 58.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09

And all she did was stop wearing makeup. If she throws some cc cream on, a little blush, and mascara she looks very, very different. Add a full face of makeup up and she is very much looking like an older version of the earlier on screen Pamela.

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:42 PM (p4NUW)

133 Want more?
Posted by: Doof a

Yes please!

Posted by: Some Rat at December 09, 2025 10:43 PM (TfUTr)

134 91 all sorts of food can go in tacos and burritos. I mean it CAN, but doesn't mean it should. I remember my wife giving me the strangest look as I stripped the meat off KFC and put it in tortillas with some salsa...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

What you described is not a taco. It may keep you alive in an emergency but calling it a taco - My god man, you are flirting with demons there!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (uv8gn)

Fried breaded crispy meat, a folded tortilla, salsa. Behold, a taco!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

135 If there's soil and water it can be done. There's a desert to the east of San Diego, and entire valley, known for it's agriculture, and it's in the desert...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:37 PM (ynpvh)

Tons of farming in the Yuma area.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 10:44 PM (9iyS+)

136 Beens are bad for your heart. Loaded with carbs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:44 PM (VY2EQ)

137 Minot is a city. Not huge, but respectable in size. Comparable to Spokane, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:34 PM (npFr7)

There’s a pretty girl behind every tree in Minot.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 10:44 PM (4786I)

138 131 If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at December 09, 2025 10:42 PM (4786I)

One of the most impressive Mao quotes I've read: "When you eat a lot, you sh!t alot". Very deep.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

139
One of the most impressive Mao quotes I've read: "When you eat a lot, you sh!t alot". Very deep.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

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Ask him something about metallurgy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (JkO4W)

140 135 If there's soil and water it can be done. There's a desert to the east of San Diego, and entire valley, known for it's agriculture, and it's in the desert...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:37 PM (ynpvh)

Tons of farming in the Yuma area.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 10:44 PM (9iyS+)

And along I-8 east of Yuma too. Irrigation is a wonderful invention.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

141 Did he clip that ftom Sun Tsu?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (VY2EQ)

142 One of the most impressive Mao quotes I've read: "When you eat a lot, you sh!t alot". Very deep.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

Go to Xinjiang Province and fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (4786I)

143 139
One of the most impressive Mao quotes I've read: "When you eat a lot, you sh!t alot". Very deep.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

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Ask him something about metallurgy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (JkO4W)

He doesn't return my calls anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

144 Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:42 PM (p4NUW)

She also got an old lady hairdo . Why so defensive about a Hollywood sex tape,, liberal B celebrity all the sudden?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (KDPiq)

145 Want more?
Posted by: Doof a

Yes please!
Posted by: Some Rat
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I asked Doof about a shot called the "erne" forgot how he explained it - something about flamboyant. Maybe.

Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2025 10:47 PM (41CYW)

146 Ask him something about metallurgy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (JkO4W)

You can also go to Xinjiang Province and fix tractors too.

Posted by: Mao at December 09, 2025 10:47 PM (4786I)

147 Does anyone hust report the news without letter to the editorizing?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:48 PM (VY2EQ)

148 There’s a pretty girl behind every tree in Minot.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 10:44 PM (4786I)

Note to self: wear camo, next trip through Minot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:48 PM (npFr7)

149 The Chinese are growing wheat in the dessert.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:36 PM (VY2EQ)

Cheescake, or pie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:38 PM (npFr7)

Out-of-work Cobblers

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 09, 2025 10:48 PM (S/Y4j)

150 Want more?
Posted by: Doof a

Yes please!
Posted by: Some Rat at December 09, 2025 10:43 PM (TfUTr)


I feel like you're trolling me but I'll play along...

Stay out of the kitchen
I got it -- switch!
Cross-court dink
Whose serve is it?
ATP (around the post)
Erne
Stacking

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:48 PM (p6ZQj)

151 >>>Study explains why women’s farts typically 'smell worse than men’s'

They lied. Their explanation is that women's fart have more stink in them. They don't say why.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2025 10:48 PM (syz1S)

152 Beans are a nutrient dense food. Protein, high in fiber, iron, potassium, and magnesium, a great prebiotic, they stabilize blood sugar. 🫘

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (p4NUW)

153 Cobblers make shoes, you see.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (VY2EQ)

154 If there’s Doof, there ‘s gotta be Rush.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (4786I)

155 On a trip from Minnesota to Washington State I stop at a McDonalds in Bismarck, ND. It was clean, the service was top notch, and the young man the took my order used up his daily quota of please and thank you. This experience was notably different than the McDonald's in Burien, WA where every order taken nearly ends up in a fist fight.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (uv8gn)

156 I thought Bismark was German..."

Made a catchy tune, too

/Johnny Horton
----
He made a niche by recording songs about historical events. To this day I love this one--the battle of New Orleans:

"In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans

We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico."

He locked in to that niche.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 10:50 PM (Cjcf6)

157 152 Beans are a nutrient dense food. Protein, high in fiber, iron, potassium, and magnesium, a great prebiotic, they stabilize blood sugar. 🫘

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (p4NUW)

BUT not a complete protein. I believe beans and corn do together.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:50 PM (ynpvh)

158 And along I-8 east of Yuma too. Irrigation is a wonderful invention.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

Arizona has pretty sane water management policies, unlike California.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:50 PM (npFr7)

159 Singing drummers. Duh.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at December 09, 2025 10:50 PM (M1f92)

160 Plants are what food eats.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:50 PM (VY2EQ)

161 As an aside, I saw recently that Johnny Knoxville has joined the ranks of men who look like aging lesbians.

Good for you, sir!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, changing socks like a mo-fo at December 09, 2025 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)

162 We made the desert bloom.

Posted by: Sumerians at December 09, 2025 10:51 PM (JkO4W)

163 Nice pic of the Vulcan bomber, one of the coolest planes ever built.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2025 10:12 PM (Riz8t)


In the Operation Black Buck, UK Vulcan Bombers flew non-stop, refueling in flight, from Ascension Island to bomb the Port Stanley airfield and radar complex, then held by Argentine forces.
Though the one hit on the airstrip made it not suitable for jet operations, the damage done by the air raid was considered "minimal"
The damage may have forced the Argentine Air Force to fly their Mirages out from the mainland, which restricted their time over the Falklands.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 10:51 PM (rbvCR)

164 It was either that, or stale raspberry or rhubarb cobbler.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 09, 2025 10:51 PM (S/Y4j)

165 And along I-8 east of Yuma too. Irrigation is a wonderful invention.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---------
Was fascinated as a kid looking out the window in the back seat at how they could grow crops - the drive down 395 from Spokane to the Tri-Cities.

Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2025 10:51 PM (41CYW)

166 I remember Pamela Anderson's Playboy layout, where she did look much more like The Girl Next Door than what she soon became. Far too plastic and plump-lipped even for me. She could have been the poster girl for What Happens When You Go to Hollywood Because You Posed Naked.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2025 10:51 PM (wzUl9)

167 154 If there’s Doof, there ‘s gotta be Rush.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (4786I)

Fly by Night...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at December 09, 2025 10:52 PM (EOjZq)

168 158 And along I-8 east of Yuma too. Irrigation is a wonderful invention.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

Arizona has pretty sane water management policies, unlike California.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:50 PM (npFr7)

Well, Kali is good at pissing away water for a tiny fish, and great at destroying dams to return things back to a more "natural" condition (except when it comes to dams that supply water to the Dem areas--can't touch those even though they caused terrible environmental damage).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

169 Fried breaded crispy meat, a folded tortilla, salsa. Behold, a taco! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Every abuela in Las Cruces, NM just stroked out.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:52 PM (uv8gn)

170 If there’s Doof, there ‘s gotta be Rush.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (4786I)


It's there. Did you find it?

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:52 PM (p6ZQj)

171 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (uv8gn)

Was this during the oil boom? They were paying McDonald's employees over $25 an hour at one time. That was around 2012-13.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:52 PM (KDPiq)

172 165 And along I-8 east of Yuma too. Irrigation is a wonderful invention.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---------
Was fascinated as a kid looking out the window in the back seat at how they could grow crops - the drive down 395 from Spokane to the Tri-Cities.

Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2025 10:51 PM (41CYW)

Flying in a plane, a kid saw the round fields in the midwest and his dad goes, "You see those round ones? Aliens did that!"...LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

173 I feel like you're trolling me but I'll play along...

Stay out of the kitchen
I got it -- switch!
Cross-court dink
Whose serve is it?
ATP (around the post)
Erne
Stacking
Posted by: Doof

Nope, not trolling. However, without letting the cat out of the bag....you will not see a penny of the commission! (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at December 09, 2025 10:53 PM (TfUTr)

174 Was the Grammy-nominated musician killed by a vehicle a pedestrian? On a skateboard? Driving an ice cream truck?

Posted by: Just Axin' at December 09, 2025 10:53 PM (oftw2)

175 Iran nixxed a jet fighter deal with China. Opting for Ruskie planes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:53 PM (VY2EQ)

176 152 Beans are a nutrient dense food. Protein, high in fiber, iron, potassium, and magnesium, a great prebiotic, they stabilize blood sugar.
Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (p4NUW)

It's a magical fruit!

Also good with beef.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at December 09, 2025 10:53 PM (EOjZq)

177 Singing drummers. Duh.
Posted by: Pervy Grin at December 09, 2025 10:50 PM (M1f92)


Correct. No need for the duh.

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:54 PM (p6ZQj)

178 Question: would an A-10 Warthog really mess up one of those drug boats, and if so, why not use them? Too far away from an airfield? I don't expect they can operate from a carrier...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:31 PM (npFr7)

Yes, an A-10 would mess up a boat, but they are not designed to land on a carrier. They also need a nearby friendly airbase to operate out of, something that is in short supply in that area.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 09, 2025 10:54 PM (4vy8h)

179 I ate lunch in the Mission today. Three carne asada tacos but no beans because I'm considerate that way.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 10:55 PM (A0sqA)

180 BUT not a complete protein. I believe beans and corn do together.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
--------

Complete proteins cannot be obtained from vegetables.
To obtain complete proteins dairy products must be included.
NY Strip is acceptable.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:55 PM (c35xG)

181 Can those F18s handle thosr old F16s?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:55 PM (VY2EQ)

182 Nope, not trolling. However, without letting the cat out of the bag....you will not see a penny of the commission! (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 09, 2025 10:53 PM (TfUTr)


Alrighty then. I guess this will make sense to me some day.

*heads to the Club to make EVERY table wobbly*

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 10:56 PM (p6ZQj)

183 Was the Grammy-nominated musician killed by a vehicle a pedestrian? On a skateboard? Driving an ice cream truck?
Posted by: Just Axin'

Pedestrian. The witch that hit him had a bunch of drugs in her car and a has police that includes something like 80 arrests.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:56 PM (uv8gn)

184 Yes, an A-10 would mess up a boat, but they are not designed to land on a carrier. They also need a nearby friendly airbase to operate out of, something that is in short supply in that area.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 09, 2025 10:54 PM (4vy8h)

Gitmo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:56 PM (npFr7)

185 As an aside, I saw recently that Johnny Knoxville has joined the ranks of men who look like aging lesbians.

Good for you, sir!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, changing socks like a mo-fo at December 09, 2025 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)

He looks like Rachel Maddow

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:56 PM (KDPiq)

186 169 Fried breaded crispy meat, a folded tortilla, salsa. Behold, a taco! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Every abuela in Las Cruces, NM just stroked out.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:52 PM (uv8gn)

I've made tacos with the nopales I've made (1/3 cactus, 1/3 tomatoes, 1/3 onions, various spices). I add other stuff to it. I make tacos out of the Chicharrones en Salsa Verde I would make. When I'm really lazy, I've taken meat loaf and shoved it into a taco with extra sauce to make a burrito. Easier to eat that way than with a knife and fork.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:56 PM (ynpvh)

187 Arizona has pretty sane water management policies, unlike California.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------------
Yeah, the doctrine of prior appropriation. AZ water issue gets adventurous with the CAP / Colorado River allotment.

Posted by: scampydog - used to deal with some of that at December 09, 2025 10:56 PM (41CYW)

188
144 Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:42 PM (p4NUW)

She also got an old lady hairdo . Why so defensive about a Hollywood sex tape,, liberal B celebrity all the sudden?
Posted by: the way I see it at December

Her tape was stolen, plus she is an actress and not a paragon of virtue. But she did raise 2 boys and got them out of LA so they could be normal growing up. They are well spoken and successful, they speak highly of her as a mom. She is genetically gifted, old lady haircut or not.

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:57 PM (Wmg4n)

189 Machine gunning the boats could be construed as a cruelty. Not quick and clean. A bomb/rocket is instantaneous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:57 PM (c35xG)

190 Pedestrian. The witch that hit him had a bunch of drugs in her car and a has police that includes something like 80 arrests.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:56 PM (uv8gn)

Grateful Dead had a woman singer named Godbout. I wonder if the perp is a relative? Not exactly a common surname.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (npFr7)

191 Trump says MRI's are precautionary when taking Leqembi IV.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (C4H5M)

192 "In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans . . ."

He locked in to that niche.
Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025


***
Indeed he did. I grew up playing on that property, the national monument. In 1965, the 150th anniversary, they added a long breastwork with replica cannon and a visitor center (which had originally been housed in the old plantation house about a hundred yards away). Sometime in the last twenty years they turned the battlefield, the cemetery, and the land between (which had been a neighborhood called Fazendeville), into a big park with a drive-through road featuring huge plaques with details about the battle.

I miss my old playground, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (wzUl9)

193 They should use more of the Colorado river.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (VY2EQ)

194 He looks like Rachel Maddow
Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:56 PM (KDPiq)

I smugly rest my case.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, slowly shuts notebook at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (0aYVJ)

195 180 BUT not a complete protein. I believe beans and corn do together.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Complete proteins cannot be obtained from vegetables.
To obtain complete proteins dairy products must be included.
NY Strip is acceptable.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:55 PM (c35xG)

Complete proteins do not mean complete nutrition. Vegans often struggle to get enough vitamin B12, vitamin D, calcium, iron, and omega-3 fatty acids in their diet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (ynpvh)

196 Iran nixxed a jet fighter deal with China. Opting for Ruskie planes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:53 PM (VY2EQ)

They saw what China does to countries that owe them money.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (KDPiq)

197 *heads to the Club to make EVERY table wobbly*
Posted by: Doof
------------
Rat, I'll distract him. He keeps shims in his travel trailer - put the sneak on.

Posted by: scampydog - used to deal with some of that at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (41CYW)

198 186 169 Fried breaded crispy meat, a folded tortilla, salsa. Behold, a taco! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Every abuela in Las Cruces, NM just stroked out.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:52 PM (uv8gn)
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You know that you are arguing with tio Jim?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:00 PM (c35xG)

199 Machine gunning the boats could be construed as a cruelty. Not quick and clean. A bomb/rocket is instantaneous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 10:57 PM (c35xG)

The Warthog has the GAU-8 (?) rotary cannon. Massive rate of fire; intended to destroy tanks. It ought to turn those drug boats into wood chips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 11:00 PM (npFr7)

200 Every abuela in Las Cruces, NM just stroked out.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 10:52 PM (uv8gn)
====
This is very funny

Ai! Los gringos locos!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 11:01 PM (A0sqA)

201 Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:57 PM (Wmg4n)

She's got more than one. But whatever .

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 11:01 PM (KDPiq)

202 I was looking through some pictures and found one of the shrimp boil at the TXMoMe a few years ago...boy was that great!! I got hungry for some reason.🤗

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 09, 2025 11:01 PM (VCgbV)

203 The idea of allocating river water between states is something I can’t wrap wrap my head around.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 11:02 PM (9iyS+)

204 Complete proteins do not mean complete nutrition. Vegans often struggle to get enough vitamin B12, vitamin D, calcium, iron, and omega-3 fatty acids in their diet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Thought it was about complete proteins.
Only thing I know about nutrition is that nitrites, nitrates, and sulfides give me a headache.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:03 PM (c35xG)

205 203 The idea of allocating river water between states is something I can’t wrap wrap my head around.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 11:02 PM (9iyS+)

Where it's ILLEGAL for Coloradans to capture rainwater in a rain barrel or cistern...that water is already allocated!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

206 Grateful Dead had a woman singer named Godbout. I wonder if the perp is a relative? Not exactly a common surname.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (npFr7)
===

She was Donna Jean Godcheaux

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 11:03 PM (A0sqA)

207 Trump says MRI's are precautionary when taking Leqembi IV.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (C4H5M)

Well, since everyone who took Leqembi I, II, and III are dead, sound like a reasonable precaution to take, doesn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 11:03 PM (npFr7)

208 Complete proteins cannot be obtained from vegetables.
To obtain complete proteins dairy products must be included.
NY Strip is acceptable.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends

If you are eating a varied diet, you don’t need to get hung up on complete or not. Foods will even out any missing amino acids we can’t make on our own. Unless you are vegan, then you need to protein compliment.

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 11:04 PM (OoFl2)

209 all sorts of food can go in tacos and burritos. I mean it CAN, but doesn't mean it should. I remember my wife giving me the strangest look as I stripped the meat off KFC and put it in tortillas with some salsa...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


My famous Chicken Livers fried in butter with cheddar and cottage cheese burritos.
My famous Rice, Beans, Corned Beef and Chutney burritos
My famous Rice, Beans, Kimchi, and Asian BBQ pork burritos
My favorite Beans, Rice and Gochujang burritos.

Fusion, man. THAT is how my heartburn feels.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:04 PM (rbvCR)

210 Singing drummers. Duh.
Posted by: Pervy Grin

Correct. No need for the duh.
Posted by: Doof


Singing drummer chicks > Singing drummer dudes

https://youtu.be/3_Vys58zvTk
https://youtu.be/74LVRkcQwBQ?t=68

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2025 11:04 PM (nhCoE)

211 She was Donna Jean Godcheaux
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 11:03 PM (A0sqA)

You are right. Faulty Peon memory!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 11:04 PM (npFr7)

212 I am officially 1 hour past bedtime. Good night, y’all. Keep your guts healthy!

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 11:05 PM (OoFl2)

213 then you need to protein compliment.
Posted by: Piper


"You are folded quite nicely."

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2025 11:05 PM (nhCoE)

214 >>>The Warthog has the GAU-8 (?) rotary cannon. Massive rate of fire; intended to destroy tanks. It ought to turn those drug boats into wood chips.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Wouldn't play well on home videos.
...er, except for select audiences.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:05 PM (c35xG)

215 Wouldn't play well on home videos.
...er, except for select audiences.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:05 PM (c35xG)

Like here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 11:06 PM (npFr7)

216 I'm one of her few fans. Her vocal quality was not much better than She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named but somehow it worked well with the band.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 11:06 PM (A0sqA)

217 White knighting for a sex tape queen ?
Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 10:37 PM (KDPiq)


My, my. Prudishness on a Tuesday?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:06 PM (rbvCR)

218 209 all sorts of food can go in tacos and burritos. I mean it CAN, but doesn't mean it should. I remember my wife giving me the strangest look as I stripped the meat off KFC and put it in tortillas with some salsa...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

My famous Chicken Livers fried in butter with cheddar and cottage cheese burritos.
My famous Rice, Beans, Corned Beef and Chutney burritos
My famous Rice, Beans, Kimchi, and Asian BBQ pork burritos
My favorite Beans, Rice and Gochujang burritos.

Fusion, man. THAT is how my heartburn feels.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:04 PM (rbvCR)

YES. I've put Vietnamese chicken in a tortilla. Korean bulgogi. Peking duck leftovers (although it kinda comes with a rice tortilla to begin with). Beef, pork, chicken, fish...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

219 Shooting oxygen tank in Ford SUV.

youtube.com/watch?v=2tX06z2h3YY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:06 PM (c35xG)

220 The Godchauxs, Keith and Donna, were Grateful Dead members 1972-79 and are in the R&R HOF as members of GD.

Posted by: Keyboardist Extraordinaire at December 09, 2025 11:07 PM (oftw2)

221 Do you figure they are hitting drug boats from reapers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 11:07 PM (VY2EQ)

222 Bismarck is a city
I thought Bismarck was a herring...
I thought Bismark was German...


Huh. I just watched a vid about the discovery of a mysterious sealed chamber on the wreck of the Bismarck. (19m)
https://youtu.be/yko53DEzkMw

I have nothing to contribute about flatulence tonight. Didn't even read the parts of the post about that. Dining.

Posted by: mindful webworker - vladimeer pootin? at December 09, 2025 11:07 PM (yqA/D)

223 >>Machine gunning the boats could be construed as a cruelty. Not quick and clean. A bomb/rocket is instantaneous.

The fact that we are even making comparisons shows how off the rails we are. If you go back and look at his record, Obama bombed and droned the crap out the Middle East and northern Africa and nobody cared. Certainly nobody on the left. He even blew up a wedding and our betters yawned.

But when Trump takes out terrorists who have killed more Americans that have died in all our wars combined we have to get out the rule book to make sure we are killing them the right way.

Bomb them, machine gun them, fart them to death, I do not care. Just end them.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2025 11:07 PM (viF8m)

224 kinda the Bubba Buford of tacos. Tacos are the most versatile food in the world...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

225 NYC before Mandami:

https://tinyurl.com/yzekmehx

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:08 PM (c35xG)

226 The idea of allocating river water between states is something I can’t wrap wrap my head around.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Texas and New Mexico just wrapped up a years long, maybe even decades long, legal fight over if New Mexico was or was not screwing Texas out of its Rio Grande allocation coming out of the Elephant Butte reservoir near Truth or Consequences, NM. I am of the opinion that Texas paid off the judge that made the final decision.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 11:08 PM (uv8gn)

227 Asian burritos = Moo Shu

My favorite dish. The plum sauce is what makes it for me.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 11:09 PM (KDPiq)

228 227 Asian burritos = Moo Shu

My favorite dish. The plum sauce is what makes it for me.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 11:09 PM (KDPiq)

I made duck fried rice once using Chinese duck with the sauce it came with. Was really good...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

229 Beans are a nutrient dense food. Protein, high in fiber, iron, potassium, and magnesium, a great prebiotic, they stabilize blood sugar. 🫘
Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (p4NUW)


I lived on lentils and rice for about a year. We had other things with it, but mostly lentils and rice. It was a complete protein, but I never eat lentils any more.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:10 PM (rbvCR)

230 Well, I'm outta here. Good night all

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 11:11 PM (ynpvh)

231 You know what? a flour tortilla wrapped around any kind of food is good with me.

Fry bread is orders of magnitude better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, slowly shuts notebook at December 09, 2025 11:11 PM (0aYVJ)

232 Question: would an A-10 Warthog really mess up one of those drug boats, and if so, why not use them? Too far away from an airfield? I don't expect they can operate from a carrier...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 10:31 PM (npFr7)


It would totally shred the boats. The problem is the pilot having to deal with that carpenter 158 steel 4 hour atomic erection he would have getting in the way on the flight home.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2025 11:11 PM (snZF9)

233 Cobblers make shoes, you see.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 10:49 PM (VY2EQ)


When they are fresh they burn my toes, and when they cool off they make my socks all sticky. I will stick to eating them with ice cream, thank you.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:11 PM (rbvCR)

234 207 Trump says MRI's are precautionary when taking Leqembi IV.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at December 09, 2025 10:58 PM (C4H5M)

Well, since everyone who took Leqembi I, II, and III are dead, sound like a reasonable precaution to take, doesn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----

Is Trump taking Leqembi?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:12 PM (c35xG)

235
Asian burritos = Moo Shu

Asian Hippo = Moo Deng

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2025 11:13 PM (pkeXY)

236 I call my flatus collection system "Chastain!"

Posted by: Pete B. at December 09, 2025 11:13 PM (R86kT)

237 Is Trump taking Leqembi?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:12 PM (c35xG)

Leqembi sounds like Cheetah's understudy in an old Tarzan movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 11:14 PM (npFr7)

238 I don't like cobblers at all. Fruit shouldn't be hot. And hours later serving it cold doesn't magically make it taste better than chocolate.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 11:15 PM (Cjcf6)

239 I am of the opinion that Texas paid off the judge that made the final decision.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
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OUTRAGEOUS!!! You know that no one from Texas would ever do a thing like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:15 PM (c35xG)

240 Question: would an A-10 Warthog really mess up one of those drug boats, and if so, why not use them? Too far away from an airfield? I don't expect they can operate from a carrier...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It would totally shred the boats. The problem is the pilot having to deal with that carpenter 158 steel 4 hour atomic erection he would have getting in the way on the flight home.
Posted by: Berserker


65 rounds per second, where each round is the size of your forearm and throws a depleted-uranium tank-armor-piercing projectile, is a bit much for a flimsy speedboat.

Or we could break out the B52s and 2000-pound bombs, too. There's no kill like overkill.....

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2025 11:16 PM (nhCoE)

241 They should be using old torpedos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 11:17 PM (VY2EQ)

242 You also have the AC-130 Specter. That beast can fuck shit up mightily.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, slowly shuts notebook at December 09, 2025 11:18 PM (0aYVJ)

243 240 Question: would an A-10 Warthog really mess up one of those drug boats, and if so, why not use them? Too far away from an airfield? I don't expect they can operate from a carrier...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It would totally shred the boats. The problem is the pilot having to deal with that carpenter 158 steel 4 hour atomic erection he would have getting in the way on the flight home.
Posted by: Berserker

65 rounds per second, where each round is the size of your forearm and throws a depleted-uranium tank-armor-piercing projectile, is a bit much for a flimsy speedboat.

Or we could break out the B52s and 2000-pound bombs, too. There's no kill like overkill.....
Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2025 11:16 PM (nhCoE)

Do not forget that A-10s can be air refueled. Problem is, due to basing issues it would be tricky to get them exactly where they are needed at exactly the right time.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 11:18 PM (4786I)

244
Wouldn't play well on home videos.
...er, except for select audiences.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:05 PM (c35xG)


Did you notice that in the Gulf the USN is taking out the boats by missile, and in the Pacific the Coast Guard and USN are shooting the engines and boarding?
The Pacific boats are from Colombia and Ecuador, not Venezuela.
That means something, but I am waiting to find out just what it means.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:18 PM (rbvCR)

245 I beat that record a long time ago when I FARTed for 57 seconds in the Oval Office.

Unfortunately, it was a Wet FART while talking to the Prime Minister of Rwanda.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2025 11:18 PM (J9q9v)

246 Leqembi sounds like Cheetah's understudy in an old Tarzan movie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Or a weird drum, or maybe a stringed instrument, played by some world-music band.

https://youtu.be/nD1f1Ian0kA

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2025 11:19 PM (nhCoE)

247 238 I don't like cobblers at all. Fruit shouldn't be hot. And hours later serving it cold doesn't magically make it taste better than chocolate.
Posted by: Crusader
---

You've never had mom's peach cobbler.
Do you like milk with your pie? mmmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:19 PM (c35xG)

248 They should be using old torpedos.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 11:17 PM (VY2EQ)

I expect a fast-moving speedboat would be a hard target to hit with any torpedo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 11:19 PM (npFr7)

249 I beat that record a long time ago when I FARTed for 57 seconds in the Oval Office.

Unfortunately, it was a Wet FART while talking to the Prime Minister of Rwanda.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2025 11:18 PM (J9q9v)

totally ruined the drapes behind him...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, slowly shuts notebook at December 09, 2025 11:20 PM (0aYVJ)

250 Dirty bomb???
No! Damn it, I said a dirty blonde!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2025 11:20 PM (2WIwB)

251 But when Trump takes out terrorists who have killed more Americans that have died in all our wars combined we have to get out the rule book to make sure we are killing them the right way.

Bomb them, machine gun them, fart them to death, I do not care. Just end them.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2025 11:07 PM (viF8m)


You didn't mention that Obama liked to "double-tap" his hits, so he could kill the first responders too.
Very Chinese way of fighting.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:20 PM (rbvCR)

252 Was fascinated as a kid looking out the window in the back seat at how they could grow crops - the drive down 395 from Spokane to the Tri-Cities.
Posted by: scampydog
*********
? Tri-Cities....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 09, 2025 11:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

253 I don't like cobblers at all. Fruit shouldn't be hot. And hours later serving it cold doesn't magically make it taste better than chocolate.
Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 11:15 PM (Cjcf6)
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Mrs. F.'s blueberry crumble with a big scoop of vanilla ice cream on top, melting all over.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 11:21 PM (A0sqA)

254
Did you notice that in the Gulf the USN is taking out the boats by missile, and in the Pacific the Coast Guard and USN are shooting the engines and boarding?
The Pacific boats are from Colombia and Ecuador, not Venezuela.
That means something, but I am waiting to find out just what it means.
Posted by: Kindltot
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One could posit several theories. Very interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:21 PM (c35xG)

255 205 203 The idea of allocating river water between states is something I can’t wrap wrap my head around.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 11:02 PM (9iyS+)

How about international treaties? There’s one I know of between the U.S. and Mexico in regards to Rio Grande water.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 11:22 PM (4786I)

256 kinda the Bubba Buford of tacos. Tacos are the most versatile food in the world...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
.


Well, no. At some point, if you push it too far, they become gyros.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:22 PM (rbvCR)

257 FART content tonight is to remind us Trump cut FART Tube funding, which affects children of coler the worst!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at December 09, 2025 11:23 PM (oftw2)

258 ? Tri-Cities....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 09, 2025 11:21 PM (IQ6Gq)
Richland, Pasco, Kennewick WA.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, slowly shuts notebook at December 09, 2025 11:23 PM (0aYVJ)

259 Question: would an A-10 Warthog really mess up one of those drug boats, and if so, why not use them? Too far away from an airfield? I don't expect they can operate from a carrier...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I *think* the strikes were carried out by the Navy, no A10's.

Posted by: Barky's two-pound curls at December 09, 2025 11:24 PM (XeU6L)

260 Home of Kennewick man.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 11:24 PM (VY2EQ)

261 Well, no. At some point, if you push it too far, they become gyros.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:22 PM (rbvCR)

Or doner kebab.

Mmm. me hungry now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, slowly shuts notebook at December 09, 2025 11:25 PM (0aYVJ)

262 ? Tri-Cities....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba

Kennewick, Pasco, and Richland
https://is.gd/WEsFzv

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 09, 2025 11:25 PM (uv8gn)

263 'bout time I headed off to bed. I need to work out tomorrow, and then Linda is dragging me out to the 'burbs to a SpayMart location, a pet shelter that offers used items for sale to help fund the animals. It doesn't take much dragging to get me to do that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 09, 2025 11:25 PM (wzUl9)

264 258/
Thanks Pug...now to go look them up on google maps...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 09, 2025 11:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

265 How about international treaties? There’s one I know of between the U.S. and Mexico in regards to Rio Grande water.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 11:22 PM (4786I)

Canada/USA regarding Columbia and Kootenay rivers, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 11:28 PM (npFr7)

266 Toyota will not die,
youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:29 PM (c35xG)

267 238 I don't like cobblers at all. Fruit shouldn't be hot. And hours later serving it cold doesn't magically make it taste better than chocolate.
Posted by: Crusader

Me neither.

Hate 'em in fact.

Posted by: guy who also does not like cobs at December 09, 2025 11:30 PM (wL+h0)

268 They should be using old torpedos.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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'Running straight, warm, and mostly normal'

Posted by: Weapons Officer at December 09, 2025 11:31 PM (XeU6L)

269 Cobbler is awesome. Little large grain sugar on top...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 11:32 PM (bss/y)

270 There’s a pretty girl behind every tree in Minot.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 10:44 PM (4786I)


Would be the tree in the park? The one with an iron fence around it. That one, cause there aren't any others?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2025 11:32 PM (2WIwB)

271 Theme of the three songs: Pennsylvania

Squonk: a mythical creature in Pennsylvania
What I Like About You: featured in The Office, which is set in Scranton, Pennsylvania
The Weight: set in Nazareth, Pennsylvania

Posted by: WAG at December 09, 2025 11:33 PM (LAJY1)

272 ====
Mrs. F.'s blueberry crumble with a big scoop of vanilla ice cream on top, melting all over.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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What cruelty with sugary words he visits upon us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:33 PM (c35xG)

273 Kennewick and Pasco don't have blues songs, but Richland does:

https://youtu.be/uzOyWJgFGv4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2025 11:34 PM (npFr7)

274 Home of Kennewick man.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2025 11:24 PM (VY2EQ)


My lab partner in college biology was from Kennewick.
Redhead...smart...and funny.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2025 11:36 PM (2WIwB)

275 . . . Or shwarma

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:42 PM (rbvCR)

276 Politico’s Dasha Burns a 45-minute interview with President Trump.

European leaders: ‘I think they’re weak.’” They’re weak on the international stage, but they are thugs at home. Trump observes: “They talk, but they don’t produce.”

Minnesota: “I don’t want to see Somalia. I don’t want to see a woman that, you know, marries her brother to get in and then becomes a congressman and does nothing but complain. All she does is complain, complain, complain, and yet her country’s a mess. You know, it’s, uh, one of the worst in the world. Uh, let her go back, fix up her own country.”

https://tinyurl.com/akmu7hy7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 11:42 PM (c35xG)

277 Sorry I'm late, somebody forgot to spike my egg nog.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 09, 2025 11:42 PM (4I7QN)

278 Hmm, just watched a you tube vid of the only 1 in the world 30.06 thompson SMG prototype. Frigging thing is insane looking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iuhHAQBPM8

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2025 11:43 PM (snZF9)

279 Binged watched all the season16 Bob's Burgers episodes . I think Bob's Burgers has over taken King of the Hill as my favorite animated show.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 11:43 PM (KDPiq)

280 https://youtu.be/4cP26ndrmtg

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 11:44 PM (rdVOm)

281 Sorry I'm late, somebody forgot to spike my egg nog.
Posted by: tankdemon
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Haha, hold yer cup out... what would you like added to it?

*ready at the bar*

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 11:45 PM (rdVOm)

282 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iuhHAQBPM8
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2025 11:43 PM (snZF9)


Brandon Herrera is not exactly Ian McCollum, is he?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 11:46 PM (rbvCR)

283 Seriously, dude. Did you have to squeeze it?

When you reach 29 years old never trust a fart.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 11:47 PM (1zOXE)

284 238 I don't like cobblers at all.

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What are your thoughts about coopers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2025 11:47 PM (JkO4W)

285 Question: would an A-10 Warthog really mess up one of those drug boats, and if so, why not use them? Too far away from an airfield? I don't expect they can operate from a carrier...

It would.. Probably, without aerial refueling...couldn't land on a carrier. I would guess they use missiles cause they don't even want to take a chance somebody gets lucky with a shoulder fired AA missile and gives the media a chance to say "Trump is killing our troops!!!"

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 09, 2025 11:51 PM (3/XaG)

286 Fun Fact: Some women's breath smells worse because they hold in their farts.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 11:52 PM (1zOXE)

287 You want to see the worst of San Francisco?

This Board of Supervisors meeting comes close.

https://tinyurl.com/worstofSF

Posted by: Worst of San Francisco at December 09, 2025 11:53 PM (jrb8m)

288 When you reach 29 years old never trust a fart.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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LOL! When Dad was ill, I stopped by every day to make sure he ate & took his meds, did his housework & stuff... Rarely got a break and the laundry was always a mess.

ONE TIME, my older bro filled in for me. Dad thought he'd be cute & do "the ol' one-cheek sneak" LMAO, he sharted *big time* and bro had to clean it up!!!!

Hahahaha, served bro right.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 11:53 PM (rdVOm)

289 What are your thoughts about coopers?
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The hawks or cars?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2025 11:56 PM (XeU6L)

290
I have a question from the 'No Shock: Tech Company Offers $60/Hour' thread.

Has anyone determined the citizenship status and/or work authorization status of the owners/executives of LanceSoft?

I suspect that they they are, at best, Green Card holders.

I recall a lawsuit against Intellitron, a placement service, IIRC, in Plano TX, in the 2007-2011 era. It seems that Intellitron was, indeed, placing US Citizens in tech jobs in the US.

But for everyone placed, it was alleged that 19 H1-Bs (Indian) were placed. The suit was settled out of court.

To some degree, this is old news, actually very old news, as we saw this with the Chinese H1-Bs in the 1980's. Once a section had 2 or 3 Chinese H1-Bs, the rest of the rest of the section followed, and eventually the company. I experienced a failed attempt in 2000. I and a Chinese H1-Bs were hired. He then hired 5 Chinese H1-Bs (in Santa Clara CA). He was let go 1 year later, due to sub-performance, and some of the employees followed him.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 09, 2025 11:59 PM (FlRtG)

291 If they had a hair they would have mounted that Thompson '06 and fired it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:03 AM (c35xG)

292 Posted by: Worst of San Francisco at December 09, 2025 11:53 PM (jrb8m)

Doesn't matter that California was a Free State and outlawed chattel slavery when they entered the Union in 1850 to these brainiacs.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 10, 2025 12:03 AM (KDPiq)

293 For fans of The Band, here they are with the Staples Singers doing a live performance of "The Weight" from The Last Waltz.

Posted by: Philip at December 10, 2025 12:05 AM (EZ8Gq)

294 Grateful, if you're still around, we'll need that Santa suit you dropped off at the cleaners. Santa will be set up at the outside bar, near the firepit on Saturday (not too close to the firepit).

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2025 12:05 AM (41CYW)

295
No Publius tonight?

I need to know the current barometric pressure in Timbuktu!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 12:05 AM (xRKBa)

296
and the current temperature on Mars!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 12:05 AM (xRKBa)

297 Coming from Plano one would suspect it to be Islamists not Indians.

EPIC City, recently rebranded as The Meadow, is a proposed Islamic housing development in North Texas that has drawn controversy throughout the year.

According to the lawsuit, CCP—formed by EPIC as a vehicle to purchase and develop more than 400 acres in Hunt and Collin counties—engaged in fraudulent practices while soliciting investments for the EPIC City project. Promotional materials allegedly described the development as the “epicenter of Islam in North America” and implied it would be reserved for Muslims, despite assurances to the contrary.

- - > Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed a lawsuit against the East Plano Islamic Center (EPIC),


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:06 AM (c35xG)

298 If they had a hair they would have mounted that Thompson '06 and fired it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:03 AM (c35xG)

It didn't look like they were sure it wouldn't explode. If it did, a rare 1 of a kind is lost forever, not to mention what he paid for it, which if I heard it right was around 90K. Ouch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 12:07 AM (snZF9)

299 Theme of the three songs: Pennsylvania

Squonk: a mythical creature in Pennsylvania
What I Like About You: featured in The Office, which is set in Scranton, Pennsylvania
The Weight: set in Nazareth, Pennsylvania
Posted by: WAG at December 09, 2025 11:33 PM (LAJY1)


A for effort

Posted by: Doof at December 10, 2025 12:07 AM (p6ZQj)

300 Common thread of the Genesis and Band song is both some despair and needing help. Not sure how the Romantics song fit in unless his love was one-sided, which would lead to despair as she's not helping him.

Of course I probably have no clue,Morons. I am neither in despair or in a one sided love.

I am,however, enraged at the USPS for having a package disappear this week that held birthday and Christmas gifts for my elderly mother (some of you think, hey, Christy is elderly!That would be correct. My mother is uber elderly but still with it and uses her computer). So there's that despair which equates to mostly irritation.

There's something in the redneck water in that both of my grandmothers lived into their 90's and she is as well. I sort of don't think I will and that's fine because I live and laugh hard and unrestrained.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 12:08 AM (WONhk)

301
We don't deserve him...

President answers dumb questions from Fake News whilst flying on Air Force-1.

1. Notice Karoline cute little sweet face in the background, keeping an eye out for The Boss.

2. President tells a Fake News idiot to not break things on Air Force One.

https://is.gd/UumW2K

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 12:11 AM (xRKBa)

302 Package missing... that sucks ChristyBlinky! Sorry to hear it.

My grannies both made it to 79. Mom made it to 64. I may or may not have much time left.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 12:12 AM (rdVOm)

303
The big deal for the Vulcan, and also its swan song, was the Falklands War:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Black_Buck

Posted by: Vulcan Enthusiast at December 10, 2025 12:14 AM (jrb8m)

304 I think its time for a shot and take it easy. Easy day tomorrow and the house is ready for the weekend bash.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 12:14 AM (snZF9)

305 How is the holtar and how are you?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:15 AM (c35xG)

306 >> No Publius tonight?

Ol' Publius is the middle of a moderate RA flare, and ain't feeling so hot. Swelling in the wrist, and typing. This is due to not taking the last dose of the TNF blocker they've got me on due to shingles bout. :sigh: I'll be okay, just a bitch for now.

If you want to know the pressure anywhere, got to ventusky.com. For temperature on Mars, nothing rings a bell, but I'm sure there's some rover and orbiter data available somewhere. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 12:15 AM (w6EFb)

307 My grannies both made it to 79. Mom made it to 64. I may or may not have much time left.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 12:12 AM (rdVOm)

You're too ornery to go anywhere any time soon. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 12:15 AM (snZF9)

308
Oooh, some mild turbulence on Air Force-1

In clip above, President answers Fake News' questions AND stays quite steady during bumpy ride.

biden would've been rolling over the floor...if he was awake.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 12:16 AM (xRKBa)

309 LOL, thanks Bers!

I dunno. Some days I don't care, ya know?

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 12:17 AM (rdVOm)

310
Most recent weather in Gale Crater from Curiosity:

https://is.gd/tzFKpj

Latest is Sol 4737 (Dec. 3). High of 27F, low of -99F.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 12:20 AM (w6EFb)

311 Well, Mr. Doof, I see I am wrong about the theme.

I would like to thank you, sir, for your music on the ONT. Without music (ok, and nature and art and food and mountains and snow and wine and my husband and babies and sons and grands, etc) life would be very bland.

I don't want a bland life and have never been bored. Seriously. Life has always been good to me and always will. Find blessings, Morons and 'ettes...even in bad times. Look up! Always look up!

This is a song dedicated to my eldest son who is a professional saxophone musician. Who tried music for awhile and teaching. Then became an engineer to support his wife and life. But he will always be the Sax Man to me, our boy. We remain thankful he never had to busk in the subway in NYC.We learned a lot about jazz and big bands from him and his trumpet playing brother over very loud years.

https://tinyurl.com/356xbccc

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 12:20 AM (WONhk)

312
Rest your paws, Publius.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 12:22 AM (xRKBa)

313 Oooh, some mild turbulence on Air Force-1

In clip above, President answers Fake News' questions AND stays quite steady during bumpy ride.

biden would've been rolling over the floor...if he was awake.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 12:16 AM (xRKBa)

Biden would have been throwing his shit on the wall like a zoo ape.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 12:22 AM (snZF9)

314 Just woke up with this in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQyazt4RDTM

Posted by: 80s kid Miklos at December 10, 2025 12:23 AM (N7hqt)

315
Mars global weather thingy:
https://is.gd/ValcnO

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 12:24 AM (w6EFb)

316 Exclusive: Suit to Allege US Parts 'Found Inside Russian Weapons' Used to Kill Ukrainians
_Newsmax

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:25 AM (c35xG)

317 305 How is the holtar and how are you?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:15 AM (c35xG)

Talkin' to me? If so, thanks for asking! I have no idea but I ripped that off and FedEx'd it to, no doubt, an AI place. I have no idea when I will know the results. As a RN I did take my pulse now and then when I was wearing it and noted occasional skipped beats or pauses, but never for more than 1 Mississippi (second). No symptoms and certainly no more fainting to indicate this is abnormal or the reason I passed out like a loon.

Regardless, and I reckon it will be 2026 before I see a cardiologist, I feel fine. No matter what comes at us we'll deal with it. Sure, sometimes I think,"Oh, no!" then I tell myself to knock it off as I am blessed and all will be well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 12:26 AM (WONhk)

318 All my grandparents are gone. The youngest died at 88, the oldest at 101. One set of grandparents didn't drink alcohol or smoke. The other two were chain smoking alcoholics. I come from long lines of long lines. Not guaranteed that, of course, but the genes are there.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 10, 2025 12:26 AM (sAmhv)

319
And finally for context, it's early spring for Mar's southern hemisphere (early fall for the North).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 12:26 AM (w6EFb)

320 I thought so:

299 Theme of the three songs: Pennsylvania

Squonk: a mythical creature in Pennsylvania
What I Like About You: featured in The Office, which is set in Scranton, Pennsylvania
The Weight: set in Nazareth, Pennsylvania
Posted by: WAG at December 09, 2025 11:33 PM (LAJY1)

A for effort

Posted by: Can't figure it out at December 10, 2025 12:31 AM (jrb8m)

321 Handley Page Victor looks like it came from an engineer's hang over.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:34 AM (c35xG)

322 biden would've been rolling over the floor...if he was awake.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 12:16 AM (xRKBa)

Turbulence has not fazed us since we had a newborn on a flight leaving MS for the West. Flew near a tornado on the ground in LA. The plane did a Dutch roll deal, leveled out, and dropped straight down thousands of feet.

This was during the Civil War times where everyone was fed. We were in bulkhead behind first class and there was no food or anything left on trays. Everything was on the floor. Bins opened and stuff flew out. It happened in seconds and there was collective ooooh vocals like on a carnival ride but no screaming lunatics. I reached for our baby on my husband's shoulder to (I guess) help hold him. All the 8wk old did was burp, so he was fine and we laughed.

A flight attendent ran by for a first aid kit and had giant hives on her neck, which I noted and told my husband. We all applauded on landing and got on another flight.

Once, flying to Orlando when I used to fly every month, I was in the loo doing my bidness when turbulence hit. I surprised the flight attendents coming out and going to my seat, unfazed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 12:34 AM (WONhk)

323 Parents & gparents all gone. Most aunts & uncles too. The rest are libtarded and have cut me off because of my Trump votes.

Only one sibling is in touch (of 3) same deal, mostly...

I am *alone in the world* but for lil bro and The Horde. Oh, and the BIL-- when he needs help.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 12:34 AM (rdVOm)

324 283 Seriously, dude. Did you have to squeeze it?

When you reach 29 years old never trust a fart.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 11:47 PM (1zOXE)

In desperate times, one employs the 'Doug Pinch' while standing. Cross your legs and lean back

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 10, 2025 12:39 AM (+I6Y/)

325 In South Carolina's December night

The waning gibbous moon drifts through cosmic currents

It's silver light waning like entropy's quiet decay

Gravity's unseen dance pulling tides and thoughts toward

the void's infinite whisper.

Posted by: Miklos got learnt by Publius and J. Gordon Coogler at December 10, 2025 12:40 AM (N7hqt)

326 Surely they meant 2-3 times a day.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 10, 2025 12:43 AM (Vvh2V)

327 Hi, Miklos!

Hey, would you please run the bar tomorrow night? I may need to go out of town & offline. Fambly in trouble...

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 12:43 AM (rdVOm)

328 My son decided to drive home from Lubbock to Austin tonight, around a 6 hour drive. So, of course I can't sleep until he arrives... he's about 45 minutes out now.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 12:43 AM (VCgbV)

329 Awesome, lin-duh!

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

330 Glad you are feeling spry. Buddy's wife had to wear one for a weak she couldn't stand it. He thought she died. They were at the supper table and she said, you know I feel like, and keeled over - no pulse, no breathing EMS broke two of her ribs trying But emergent care brought her around. - Test city and she got a new Doc.

I'm glad you are doing well. Second opinions exist for a reason.
Being a nurse you know yourself and your body so don't take yourself from the HQ. OK?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:51 AM (c35xG)

331 Christy,
I see a cardiologist yearly. My next appointment is next week. I was having a procedure done today and the outpatient surgery center said I didn't need a cardiologist clearance. Then the doctor's scheduler called me around 2:30 yesterday to cancel because the anesthesiologist wanted one. Then my doctor called be directly to ask some questions and decided that I didn't need one so he called the anesthesiologist to clear it with him. What a mess. After all that back and forth, they did proceed and I got my procedure done. Now I'm on drugs waiting for my son to get home so I can go. To sleep.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 12:51 AM (VCgbV)

332 At DM: "A DoorDash delivery driver has been accused of dousing a food order in pepper-spray which caused a customer to choke on her dinner ... [The customer] immediately contacted DoorDash, who gave him a refund, before contacting the police."

Thank goodness he got refunded!

In every supply chain, at least one wacko lurks.

Posted by: gp at December 10, 2025 12:51 AM (GHIyr)

333 Hi Tammy!😍

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 12:52 AM (VCgbV)

334 Oh, wow! I just got an email that the missing pkg to my mother made it into the correct state! Things are looking up!

Also, I noted Linda McMahon in a close up photo today and had to look up her age. I realize this is petty as she is doing good things...but, man. I have some supermodel tips for her that don't involve botox or injections. Lay off the eyeliner, honey!Granted, I don't need it, but wow. Also the pancake make up.

A decade ago I worked with a lady maybe a decade younger than me. She wore eyeliner under her lower lid, but not the top. I really wanted to tell her not to do this but refrained. I have to refrain myself a lot.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 12:54 AM (WONhk)

335 That goes for you too JQ, you sound stressed up. Find something to take you and your mind away from the present. Things are in transition and will resolve.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:56 AM (c35xG)

336 Now I'm on drugs waiting for my son to get home so I can go. To sleep.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 12:51 AM (VCgbV)

Sleep well, sweet lady. And may all this be worked out for the best.

I am the worst patient of all time. My father believed in not going to the doctor unless he had to. I did not agree with him at the time but now I do and I am sure he's laughing from heaven.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 12:57 AM (WONhk)

337 Hey, would you please run the bar tomorrow night? I may need to go out of town & offline. Fambly in trouble...
Posted by: JQ

Time and and half

*checks*

Double the hourly

And tell the miscreants to keep their mitts out the tip jar

Posted by: Unionized Miklos Teamster at December 10, 2025 12:58 AM (N7hqt)

338 Christy,
I have become that whack-a-mole machine. Every time I trying to fix a health issue, another one or two pops up. Then I have to fix that one and something else pops up. I have about 3 issues on my back burner I need to get looked at... getting old is not for the weak!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 01:01 AM (VCgbV)

339 JQ,
I bartended for over 10 years in case that Mikalos is trying to rip you off....

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 01:03 AM (VCgbV)

340 All my grandparents are gone. The youngest died at 88, the oldest at 101. One set of grandparents didn't drink alcohol or smoke. The other two were chain smoking alcoholics. I come from long lines of long lines. Not guaranteed that, of course, but the genes are there.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 10, 2025 12:26 AM (sAmhv)

On my father side my grandfather went to 95, grandmother went to 93. Mom's side my grandmother went to 85, granfather went to 76. Mom's side was a train wreck health wise, all over the map, but a couple of them reached very early 90's. Father's side seems to live forever, he's 87, his brother is 92, his sister is 90. All sharp as a tack. None of my grandparents smoked, my father's father drank 2 glasses of wine every day, died at 95, had all his teeth, and didn't take any meds, not even aspirin.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 01:04 AM (snZF9)

341 338 Christy,
I have become that whack-a-mole machine. Every time I trying to fix a health issue, another one or two pops up. Then I have to fix that one and something else pops up. I have about 3 issues on my back burner I need to get looked at... getting old is not for the weak!
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 01:01 AM (VCgbV)

I hope 2026 will be much better for you. I've felt this way at times this year as well. Then I remember what others go through and slap myself and go on.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 01:09 AM (WONhk)

342 lin-duh, I hope that your son gets home on time and that you can get some rest.

JQ, what's going on with you, can I help in any way?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 01:09 AM (0nHVk)

343 >>> What a mess. After all that back and forth, they did proceed and I got my procedure done. Now I'm on drugs waiting for my son to get home so I can go. To sleep.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended
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Had an in office consultation with the electrophyologist about my pacemaker installation and it was agreed upon a general anesthesiology.

We're in the OR and an assistant is tying my hand to the rail. Why are you tying my hand. He explains that I might move - exposing that we're not having a general but a local.

NO. we're having a general - shorten the story - after a 30 minute argument between me and the surgeon it was agreed that he (it's against the rule for him to put me under) he will sedate me to the closest to unconscious as possible.

1. I have an unusual capacity for sedatives (hilarity in the OR otherwise called harassing the surgeon)

2. He is no longer my Doc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 01:11 AM (c35xG)

344 I just got a charge of 144.21 on my Walmart account for Protein supplements.


I did not order that

Maybe Darleen is trying to lose some weight so she can get in the door without the side-wise hustle.

Or who knows what the hell else

Posted by: Milkos has Questions at December 10, 2025 01:12 AM (N7hqt)

345 Trick of the Tail is one of my favorite albums of all time.

Glorious.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2025 01:13 AM (EMg+d)

346 344 I just got a charge of 144.21 on my Walmart account for Protein supplements.


I did not order that

Maybe Darleen is trying to lose some weight so she can get in the door without the side-wise hustle.

Or who knows what the hell else
Posted by: Milkos has Questions
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That damned accidental philanthropy.

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2025 01:17 AM (41CYW)

347 Braenyard,
That would freak me out!
Of course I was awake when they placed a cardiac stent after my heart attack 10 years ago. I didn't feel a thing except relief when they cleared the blockage. I didn't even know what they were doing to be honest. Every thing happened so fast once they finally figured out I was having a heart attack.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 01:17 AM (VCgbV)

348 I'm glad you are doing well. Second opinions exist for a reason.
Being a nurse you know yourself and your body so don't take yourself from the HQ. OK?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 12:51 AM (c35xG

Thanks. The next time I feel hot I will lie down wherever I am and elevate my legs over my heart and tense my muscles (this puts blood back into your brain). In wearing a dress it causes excitement for others, too.

An ED doc told me to do this the first time after I was tested for everything 4yrs ago. This time, being in church, I thought, nah vs walking out with the "Hey, here comes syncope! warning." Pride doth goeth before a faint (in this case, I did not hit the floor). So if I am deep in conversation with President Trump or Mel Gibson and I feel it coming on I will excuse myself and lie down. Ha!

So, twice I have not had enough water and rushed like a loon and !hello! If it IS my heart I will consider it a blessing, or try to, that it could have gotten worse without the excitement.

If it isn't it is still a good thing to lose 30lbs since covid and get my act together. A win win is how I am looking at the ordeal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 01:17 AM (WONhk)

349 died at 95, had all his teeth, and didn't take any meds, not even aspirin.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I plan to live as long as I can, so that my Golden Years will be spent fucking with people who seriously need some Old School lessons.

Posted by: Miklos has land mines under his lawn at December 10, 2025 01:17 AM (N7hqt)

350 I bartended for over 10 years in case that Mikalos is trying to rip you off....
Posted by: lin-duh
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Hahaha, thanks. Step in if you like!

Not sure whether I need to make the drive yet, but planning on it just in case.

Miklos: *This ain't no union shop!* Talk to 3D's about pay! Not my call, there.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 01:20 AM (rdVOm)

351 345: Wind & Wuthering was pretty good too.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 10, 2025 01:22 AM (sAmhv)

352 Of course I was awake when they placed a cardiac stent after my heart attack 10 years ago. I didn't feel a thing except relief when they cleared the blockage. I didn't even know what they were doing to be honest. Every thing happened so fast once they finally figured out I was having a heart attack.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 10, 2025 01:17 AM (VCgbV)


You think that was relief, try a quad bypass. I felt like I was in a twilight zone episode where they stuck my brain into a 20 year old body. For the first few weeks I kept saying this body isn't mine. I would sit in a chair and feel absolutely nothing, I was just a consciousness, like disembodied . It was unreal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 01:24 AM (snZF9)

353 I don't know about the rest of you but I did not watch or listen to the record breaking fart video. I had brothers and their friends. Then sons. And a husband. I am sure they could have tied for first place but did not time nor film themselves.

My brothers also lit farts and I remain unsure how they explained scortch marks in their whitey tidies to our mother. It was not my problem when they told me.

I do have a class act on the subject: I am very good with hand farts since junior high. Different pitches and can set it to the beat of music. Our grandson thinks it is magic. I am such a weird grandmother compared to my own refined Southern ladies. Whatever!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 01:25 AM (WONhk)

354 That damned accidental philanthropy.
Posted by: scampydog

Sir

I have paid for more soup kitchen meals than I have eaten.

I go sometimes, to see if they are getting my money's worth.

Less grifty
https://www.olivergospel.org/

Still trying to help the org that mikehammer recommended

Posted by: Miklos has land mines under his lawn at December 10, 2025 01:25 AM (N7hqt)

355 Well, close to 11:30 here, and I am sleepy. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2025 01:26 AM (npFr7)

356 Miklos, I will leave you a generous tip and provide security for your tip jar, at least until Darleen shows up.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 01:27 AM (0nHVk)

357 Hi, Debby! Have a seat...

*pours drinks for both of us*

BIL was driving from somewhere West Coast (likely WA state) and headed for Tucson.

A wheel flew off of his 5th wheel, somewhere in S. Idaho. He's at a rest area, trying to get a replacement. (can't find the one that came off). Called an outfit, but refuses to let them tow his trailer to their shop. (I don't know if they were trying to take advantage?)

He's deaf. 70-71 y/o, widowed, no kids, on SS/has been on disability all his life. Not the sharpest in the drawer. Hubby and I are the only family he has left.

Waiting to hear from him again, and may end up driving there to help him get back on the road. I don't want him to stay here... his trailer would get impounded if he leaves it too long, and I'm not sure he understands that.

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 01:28 AM (rdVOm)

358
I plan to live as long as I can, so that my Golden Years will be spent fucking with people who seriously need some Old School lessons.
Posted by: Miklos has land mines under his lawn at December 10, 2025 01:17 AM (N7hqt

I'm 71yrs going on 23yrs and still rocking. I alarmed my husband and sons last year telling them I consider the 70's to be my eccentric decade. My husband asked what does that mean and was relieved to hear I intend to wear more hats vs further horror to them. They never know what I will do in public, altho I try to behave.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 01:29 AM (WONhk)

359 Waiting to hear from him again, and may end up driving there to help him get back on the road. I don't want him to stay here... his trailer would get impounded if he leaves it too long, and I'm not sure he understands that.
Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 01:28 AM (rdVOm)

Oh, wow. Hope it all works out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 01:31 AM (WONhk)

360 Sir

I have paid for more soup kitchen meals than I have eaten.

I go sometimes, to see if they are getting my money's worth.
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Meant no offense. Tip of the cap to you for doing such things. Much respect.

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2025 01:33 AM (41CYW)

361 Miklos: *This ain't no union shop!* Talk to 3D's about pay! Not my call, there.
Posted by: JQ

I am on the Dental Plan

No complaints

But these dentures are not good for bottled beer opening.

Which oughta be there

Posted by: Miklos stands with All Noble Peoples and Against the Nations of Whiners and Complainers at December 10, 2025 01:33 AM (N7hqt)

362 Miklos stands with
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...

You gots Dental?!

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 01:35 AM (rdVOm)

363 Meant no offense. Tip of the cap to you for doing such things. Much respect.
Posted by: scampydog

No offense meant, no offense taken

This whole

I am Offended!

Is bullshit.

I give no one the power to offend me or myself

Sit and be offended, Buttercup

Posted by: Mainly Kindly Miklos at December 10, 2025 01:40 AM (N7hqt)

364 You gots Dental?!
Posted by: JQ

It was 14,900 Comment Points

I think they raised it to 90,009

And canceled the VIP Lounge access too

Posted by: Miklos has the scars to prove it at December 10, 2025 01:43 AM (N7hqt)

365 I'm 71yrs going on 23yrs and still rocking. I alarmed my husband and sons last year telling them I consider the 70's to be my eccentric decade. My husband asked what does that mean and was relieved to hear I intend to wear more hats vs further horror to them. They never know what I will do in public, altho I try to behave.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 10, 2025 01:29 AM (WONhk)

My eccentric decades started when I was 20. I'm not sure what I'll be like in my 70s. Probably a super villain, lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 01:44 AM (snZF9)

366 So anyway--

BIL has limited funds, no doubt. I need to see for myself, what I'll be paying for, ya know? This isn't due to mistrust of BIL, but mistrust of *certain business entities* over long distance. BIL is roughly 200 miles away. If he'd just tell me WHICH TF rest area....

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 01:46 AM (rdVOm)

367 I try to behave.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

My model is the Good Soldier Svejk

Posted by: Miklos knows that Mistakes must be Made at December 10, 2025 01:46 AM (N7hqt)

368 My eccentric decades started when I was 20. I'm not sure what I'll be like in my 70s. Probably a super villain, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I wanna party with that dude!

Posted by: Miklos with a kick-ass nitro mobility scooter at December 10, 2025 01:49 AM (N7hqt)

369 Buttercup
Posted by: Mainly Kindly Miklos
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'Tis a sturdyish flower. Resilient genus.

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2025 01:51 AM (41CYW)

370 None shall ever replace Andre the Giant as the boss of all farters.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2025 01:51 AM (FhXTo)

371 Oh my gosh, JQ, best of luck with that scenario, you are a good person. You should demand dental care in light of all that you do around here.

Miklos, I missed Mike Hammer's recommendation for a charity donation, yours that you linked to looks very worthwhile indeed.

Hey scampy, I hope that you are ready for the party on Saturday.

Bers, you will have to drop in here after your party has ended.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 01:52 AM (0nHVk)

372 Now I realize I have work to do


Mobility scooter inspired by Big Daddy Don Garlits

Posted by: Miklos thinks nitro is a good idea anyway at December 10, 2025 01:53 AM (N7hqt)

373 Thanks, Debby. LOL.

Dental isn't important-- I gots good teeth.

Regular medical would be great, though. Zerocare is ridiculously expensive and I don't qualify for (likely non-existent now anyway) subsidy due to all the IRA withdrawals for hubby's nursing home...

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 01:55 AM (rdVOm)

374 Hey scampy, I hope that you are ready for the party on Saturday.

Bers, you will have to drop in here after your party has ended.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Hi DDS, put some 'drafty' stuff together this evening. We'll get it whipped into shape for a fun Saturday Club Christmas Party!

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2025 01:56 AM (41CYW)

375 'Tis a sturdyish flower. Resilient genus.
Posted by: scampydog

Scampydog is now registered as Canus Scampiensis, a distinct species in the family Moronensis

Posted by: Miklos sui generis at December 10, 2025 01:59 AM (N7hqt)

376 Bers, you will have to drop in here after your party has ended.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 01:52 AM (0nHVk)

Your not coming??

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 01:59 AM (snZF9)

377
They were off ended.

Y'know, from cellulite.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 10, 2025 02:00 AM (xG4kz)

378 I don't want to be too late for the party on Saturday, the grandkids are coming in the afternoon and Nana might need a period of recharging before venturing out on Saturday night.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 02:02 AM (0nHVk)

379

I think this is what Mike Hammer was involved with, not 100% sure, because there are similarly named orgs

https://tinyurl.com/bdff47we

Posted by: Miklos does what he can at December 10, 2025 02:07 AM (N7hqt)

380 Bers is in charge of the Afterparty

Posted by: Miklos was taught actual head banging technique by US Marines at December 10, 2025 02:09 AM (N7hqt)

381 Waddling back in for a moment.

I just got an email that the missing pkg to my mother made it into the correct state!…
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Yay.

There were three paintings done, of me and my two older brothers as kids. Never thought they were very good likenesses. Mom had them hanging in the hallway for fifty years. After her death, oldest brother's widow got his picture. We got the one of me, which gathers dust in the catacombs with a 1000 other things to sort through.

Middle brother's younger daughter wanted his portrait, so we shipped it off to her up in Oregon. It disappeared en route, and UPS disavowed any knowledge of its existence. This was years ago; it never turned up. That was about the time there was news of train cars being looted, pictures of abandoned goods along the tracks. I wondered if maybe that was its destiny.

I often wonder, when ships go down with containers, when planes crash, trucks burn up, along with ordinary lost items like tvs or cars, what about all the precious and irreplaceable and important things entrusted to shippers that just don't make it! /random ramble

https://youtu.be/OQ4kZOg1poE

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - methane miser at December 10, 2025 02:11 AM (yqA/D)

382 Thanks for that, Miklos.

Bers, every year I swear that I will get contact info from you and Mrs. B., just to stay in touch.

Maybe next October!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 02:12 AM (0nHVk)

383 Bers is in charge of the Afterparty

Posted by: Miklos was taught actual head banging technique by US Marines at December 10, 2025 02:09 AM (N7hqt)

If I'm awake. I'm going to have a house full of a metal musicians. We don't have parties after the parties, we do one long party until people pass out. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 02:16 AM (snZF9)

384 G'night, Horde.

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2025 02:17 AM (41CYW)

385 Because I am actually rather nice and respectful, I do not encourage you to click on this if you are allergic to the 60s. Or Polyester.


https://tinyurl.com/4usw78c6

Posted by: Miklos notes that Lawrence Welk and Ilhad Omar are both fron North Dakota, officially at December 10, 2025 02:18 AM (N7hqt)

386 Bers, every year I swear that I will get contact info from you and Mrs. B., just to stay in touch.

Maybe next October!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 02:12 AM (0nHVk)

I thought Mrs B had yours, or else I would have gotten it at the MoMe. Doof and some of the ettes have mine if you needed it fast.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 02:20 AM (snZF9)

387 Yeah Mindful, all we read about are overturned trucks spilling hot dogs all over the road.

My youngest had an unusual request when he went to college. About two weeks in he asked me to ship him the oil painting of my great uncle Ken. Ken was an interesting character but that is a whole other story, anyway, there was an official portrait of Ken in his judicial robes that I inherited from my parents (he was my Dad's uncle). That painting really creeped my kids out when they were little, they said that the eyes followed them everywhere. So I ship him the painting and it hung proudly in his residence for the 4 1/2 years that he went to school. I came to find out that it was a pre-game college ritual for the boys to raise a glass to Ken before a major football game. Upon graduation he informed me that Ken had gone out with the trash but he was claimed shortly thereafter.

I drinkorated the tree tonight, lots of memories.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 02:23 AM (0nHVk)

388 Drinkorate--- hahahaha, I love that word!

Thanks, Debby. It's been stolen more than you know...

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

389 368 My eccentric decades started when I was 20. I'm not sure what I'll be like in my 70s. Probably a super villain, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I wanna party with that dude!
Posted by: Miklos with a kick-ass nitro mobility scooter at December 10, 2025 01:49 AM (N7hqt)

Then show the hell up at the TXMoMe.

And as for eccentric, I do whatever the hell I want to. People do that in Alaska, so I'm not sure if it's eccentric or just Alaska normal. I dress as I please, say what I please, and eat what I please. If you have issues with that, get over them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 02:43 AM (6Bc88)

390 Drinkorate--- hahahaha, I love that word!

Thanks, Debby. It's been stolen more than you know...

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

I should have drinkorated the tree, but it takes 3 days to do as it is. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 02:45 AM (snZF9)

391 I wanna party with that dude!
Posted by: Miklos with a kick-ass nitro mobility scooter at December 10, 2025 01:49 AM (N7hqt)

Then show the hell up at the TXMoMe.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 02:43 AM (6Bc8

yeah, and thats an order. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 02:46 AM (snZF9)

392 Damn. How do I tell BIL that he should probly just get signed up for subsidized housing, and sell the trailer? He can barely drive. Bashed both sides of it, can't back it up for sh!t..

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 02:51 AM (rdVOm)

393 {{{JQ}}} this too shall pass.

tcn, a trip to a MoMe will cure whatever ails you for sure. I am so glad that I got a chance to meet you there.

Sweet dreams Horde, I am off to the scrap pile.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 10, 2025 03:00 AM (0nHVk)

394 Doof, I'm unsure of the theme of tonight's musical selections, although I do think "The Weight" is one of the all-time great tunes off one the all-time great albums. I did see mention of "colored lights". The Blasters, Dave and Phil Alvin's LA band from the 80's, did a terrific tune entitled (oddly enough) "Colored Lights" which you can find on any of the music websites. It's good enough to be a mystery click up top one of these nights - I hope you agree.

Posted by: Cowboyneal - the Other Jewish Carpenter at December 10, 2025 03:08 AM (MRSZC)

395 In rural North Dakota, where neighbors are more like family, an incredible act of kindness unfolded after a beloved farmer’s sudden passing. Near the small town of Antler, dozens of farmers came together to make sure their friend’s final harvest was completed.

---------------

OUT: Atlas Shrugged.
IN: Atlas Plowed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 03:12 AM (l/bhe)

396 'Night, all.

Got a feeling that tomorrow is gonna suck ass....

Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2025 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

397 I wanna party with that dude!
Posted by: Miklos with a kick-ass nitro mobility scooter at December 10, 2025 01:49 AM (N7hqt)

Then show the hell up at the TXMoMe.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 02:43 AM (6Bc8

yeah, and thats an order. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2025 02:46 AM (snZF9)

-----------

You haven't partied until you've partied at a TX MoMe with Berserker!

Ask me how I know?

Good times, good times ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant at December 10, 2025 03:16 AM (l/bhe)

398 It's not a party until someone shits my pants!

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at December 10, 2025 03:28 AM (mFz+I)

399 I don't want to get up

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Posted by: HOME PROFIT at December 10, 2025 04:42 PM (vyN+2)

This Better Not Be AI Cafe

skyatnightwithcloud.jpg
Kristin_Mae photography

I'm pretty sure this must be AI, because it's so... perfectly contrived. But I can't really see any problems with the video. The human hands shown have five fingers. The sing-song narration might be the biggest tell that this is fake. Anyone see anything definitive?

The Kitten Always Knocks Twice.

Lost dog comes home.

Another lost dog surprises his family by finding his way home.

Kitten just wants to play.

Big cat purrs like a Harley.

Puppy never outgrows his love of cuddling with his mom.

Crow enjoys the see-saw.

Ultimate Fighting Championship: Bunny vs. baby goat.


Posted by: Ace at 07:38 PM




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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (tgvbd)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

7 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Hey

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (LjSYW)

10 Ain't nobody here yet?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2025 07:40 PM (zYpTz)

11 My screen is a mess, I should replace it

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

12 Oh, there you are. Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2025 07:41 PM (zYpTz)

13 I hope Hadrian fetched em

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

14
*pokes head throughdoor*

You're all late!

*slams door shut*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 07:42 PM (tgvbd)

15 Anyone see anything definitive?

I think the presence of Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent in the foreground is a give away.

Hah! Made you look!

Posted by: Paco at December 09, 2025 07:43 PM (2L+MU)

16 Skip is living up to his nic tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2025 07:44 PM (T+5zb)

17 There's a rip in the Minxtrix!

Posted by: fd at December 09, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

18 The cub changes color, markings, and size throughout the video. White wolves are extraordinarily rare.

It's probably an actual Samoyed puppy in at least a couple scenes, and the rest is fake.

Posted by: Gundo at December 09, 2025 07:45 PM (3VsfT)

19 I don't know, it's possible, but it filmed too neatly

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

20
I hope Hadrian fetched em
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

_________

Cool kids don't need a nood.

*lights cigarette*
*puts on shades*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 07:46 PM (tgvbd)

21 17 There's a rip in the Minxtrix!
Posted by: fd at December 09, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)


We'll fix it in the next beta.

Posted by: The Hampsters at December 09, 2025 07:46 PM (PiwSw)

22 You can often find clipping volume issues with ai. There is no real physical clipping assertion rule like with cgi, no real constraint rules, just weighted relationships of visual data. So you will see glitches in objects moving through others, sudden changes in morphology and connectivity, or jumping from foreground / background.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 07:47 PM (3uBP9)

23 I kept hitting post and screen wasn't doing anything., or thought it wasn't.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

24 AI art?

might as well click on my nic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 07:48 PM (2GVsD)

25 First day puppy is da bestest doggie

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 09, 2025 07:48 PM (DoBxX)

26 I went back to nood, even though I wasn't even here for that thread, but Ben Had did it.

So if someone shows up here calling us no-nooding bastages, they'll have to answer to BH.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2025 07:48 PM (zYpTz)

27
The Big Dummy walked at today's Space City KC of Palm Bay show, breaking a string of 23 consecutive Best of Breed wins. Apparently it was an ugly day. Spent not a few minutes trying to calm Her Majesty down when she called in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 07:49 PM (tgvbd)

28 One of my kittens went through the velociraptor stage. He calmed down when the other one showed up.
We did mange to teach him to only bite to draw blood, so that is an improvement

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 07:50 PM (rbvCR)

29 Collision detection has always been an issue even with early MMD animators.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 07:50 PM (2GVsD)

30 Surfing Beaver would be a great Beach Boys hit.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 07:51 PM (3uBP9)

31 Second lost dog returns home to the ruins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2025 07:52 PM (pkeXY)

32 31 Second lost dog returns home to the ruins.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2025 07:52 PM (pkeXY)

It's kind of Dickensian, in a South American sort of way.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2025 07:53 PM (zYpTz)

33 Surfing sea otter >>> surfing beaver.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2025 07:53 PM (xblT4)

34 Willowed:
Lol. A video thumbnail on ewetub. 'Noem confesses to Judge Boasberg that she is personally responsible for sending immigrants to torture prisons in El Salvador and he is considering throwing her in Jail for it! Hit 'like' if you want her in jail!'

Fucking lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

35 Surfing beaver..

Needs more surf.

Or maybe it's a paddleboarding beaver. Or a kayaking beaver. Or a canoeing beaver.

In which cases, it lost its paddle. Which is funny, since it's a beaver, and making trees into sticks is its entire life. Does it even know how to beave?

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2025 07:54 PM (nhCoE)

36
One of my kittens went through the velociraptor stage. He calmed down when the other one showed up.

_________

Our last litter out of Delilah can be mouthy. I attribute it to them having lost their mother when they were very young and thus losing someone to teach them manners..

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 07:54 PM (tgvbd)

37 Big Dummy is still the best in our hearts, Hadrian.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 09, 2025 07:55 PM (tcsrY)

38 The wolf pup howling at the moon looks fake as fuck. Most fake looking thing in the video aside from the other dog carrying him in it's mouth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

39 Speaking of artificial, China has solved the West's AWFL Karen problem

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TUJoG2CsMI8

Bad news? The Human race goes extinct.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

40 Thanks for the cafes, ace! Love the critters!

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 07:59 PM (rdVOm)

41 Damn. Little girl dolls. That's fucking beyond creepy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 07:59 PM (zZu0s)

42 I went back to nood, even though I wasn't even here for that thread, but Ben Had did it.

So if someone shows up here calling us no-nooding bastages, they'll have to answer to BH.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2025 07:48 PM


* rubs hands in anticipation *

Posted by: BH's Kitchen Table at December 09, 2025 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

43 My kitchen table specializes in chopped nuts

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2025 08:01 PM (sDNVV)

44 Crow enjoys the see-saw.

He's having a hard time holding the high ground.

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2025 08:02 PM (nhCoE)

45 Should have been in bed awhile ago
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2025 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)

46 Aetius

Still better than the Chinese tradition of ghost brides. Son dies unmarried, family goes and buys a girl to kill her and bury with their son.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 08:03 PM (2GVsD)

47 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:03 PM (zZu0s)

48 I was just called to dispatch a bug. I met the bug on the field of battle, and I defeated the bug. It is no more. I now retire until I am called upon again.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 08:03 PM (3uBP9)

49 Still better than the Chinese tradition of ghost brides. Son dies unmarried, family goes and buys a girl to kill her and bury with their son.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 08:03 PM (2GVsD)


Wtf?! I'd ask if thats real but suttee was a thing. The abduction adds a certain horror.

All cultures are equal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

50 I now retire until I am called upon again.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 08:03 PM (3uBP9)

Are you the Kraken? Is your wife Sir Laurence Olivier?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:05 PM (zZu0s)

51
All cultures are equal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

_________

Except America's. Which is worse than any other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:05 PM (tgvbd)

52
Hadrian, i haven't been here all day and missed it if you posted earlier.

How did the Big Dummy do today? Did the Mrs. make it the rest of the way to Orlando safely?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 09, 2025 08:07 PM (48yvf)

53 49 Still better than the Chinese tradition of ghost brides. Son dies unmarried, family goes and buys a girl to kill her and bury with their son.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 08:03 PM (2GVsD)


Wtf?! I'd ask if thats real but suttee was a thing. The abduction adds a certain horror.

All cultures are equal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

I thought the marriages were all made posthumously...no murder to make the marriage involved. Just match-making between parents of the dead.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:07 PM (ynpvh)

54 Our last litter out of Delilah can be mouthy. I attribute it to them having lost their mother when they were very young and thus losing someone to teach them manners..
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 07:54 PM (tgvbd)


This one I got from my sister, and I think she got it too young. She claimed he bit her all the time, but I played with him with a stuffed sock with a rattle in it, and he would chew on that to get his aggression out. He would attack the big tom who pretty much just accepted the abuse. Having an age-matched sparring partner helped a lot when the second kitten showed up, though he is getting to be aloof. I think that is mix of his adultish personality and getting to be a teen.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 08:08 PM (rbvCR)

55 I now retire until I am called upon again.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 08:03 PM


As do I.

Posted by: null pointer at December 09, 2025 08:08 PM (0sNs1)

56 Bif, see # 27

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2025 08:08 PM (sDNVV)

57 Actually, back in 2007 stumbled across an article in which the PRC police arrested three men for killing two women to provide ghost brides.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 08:09 PM (2GVsD)

58 I watched all 10 episodes of Shogun yesterday and into the morning. Again confirmed my dislike of the Bushido code because it’s stupid.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 08:11 PM (KDPiq)

59 2 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
3 Good evening everyone
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4 Good evening everyone
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5 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
6 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
7 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
8 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip


If you show up on Sunday's Wall of Shame I'm putting an asterisk next to it!

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 08:11 PM (p6ZQj)

60
Bif, see # 27
Posted by: Ben Had

Thank you! {{Hug}}

He'll do better, sorry he didn't make it 24. Boss lady gonna be okay?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 09, 2025 08:11 PM (48yvf)

61 I thought the marriages were all made posthumously...no murder to make the marriage involved. Just match-making between parents of the dead.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


I guess if your culture does arranged marriages anyway, then the timing doesn't matter?

Though you gotta get it exactly right if you want the marriage consummated.

Posted by: rigor mortis at December 09, 2025 08:12 PM (nhCoE)

62 Bif, big hug returned.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2025 08:13 PM (sDNVV)

63 The chocolate covered cherries and Merlot are especially tasty tonight.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2025 08:15 PM (sDNVV)

64 The dog on the bed by the window howling doesn't track. AIn't quite right.

Posted by: Mike Porter at December 09, 2025 08:16 PM (I55Xh)

65
How did the Big Dummy do today? Did the Mrs. make it the rest of the way to Orlando safely?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 09, 2025 08:07 PM (48yvf)

__________

Thank you for asking. She made it safely. The Big Dummy walked today. HM is fit to be tied about some incidents with respect to that. I had to settle her down when she called in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:16 PM (tgvbd)

66 I think the video is AI.

The clues are the inconsistency with the woman's voice, the pup's ears changing shape, the pup looks considerably older with the baby on the floor scene, and something uncanny about the crystal clear windows with nicely lighted snowflakes.

I could be wrong but it all seems to be a bit too perfect.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 09, 2025 08:16 PM (6ydKt)

67 Speaking of artificial, China has solved the West's AWFL Karen problem

If China hadn't been busily killing its women for the last several centuries... They managed to solve to problem of men having harems (thus depriving other men of potential wives) by castrating the other men.

I guess this is the modern way of castrating the extra men.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 09, 2025 08:17 PM (a+4eV)

68 Yes, it is AI.

- The door handle is all wrong. It is wrong style for the inside, and it appears truncated.
- The fire is all wrong. It is up high in the flu.
- The staircase seems to have a second railing flying above the first.
- That house must have 4 different rugs. One for every scene.

But other than that, I mean, look at it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 09, 2025 08:17 PM (mPytV)

69 57 Actually, back in 2007 stumbled across an article in which the PRC police arrested three men for killing two women to provide ghost brides.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 08:09 PM (2GVsD)

Yeah, there are always people who are willing to go to that extreme. Just like organ donors; some people are willing to kill others to sell their organs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:20 PM (ynpvh)

70 AIn't quite right.
Posted by: Mike Porter at December 09, 2025 08:16 PM (I55Xh)

ISWYDT

I move that we adopt this into the vernacular.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2025 08:21 PM (zYpTz)

71
Just like organ donors; some people are willing to kill others to sell their organs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:20 PM (ynpvh)

_____________

Like under government healthcare.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:21 PM (tgvbd)

72 67 Speaking of artificial, China has solved the West's AWFL Karen problem

If China hadn't been busily killing its women for the last several centuries... They managed to solve to problem of men having harems (thus depriving other men of potential wives) by castrating the other men.

I guess this is the modern way of castrating the extra men.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 09, 2025 08:17 PM (a+4eV)

They import women from other countries. The one child policy had many consequences the PRC either didn't foresee or didn't care about. Maybe it was both, the power of AND and all...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:21 PM (ynpvh)

73 But other than that, I mean, look at it.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at December 09, 2025 08:17 PM (mPytV)

I said that last in the coal miners sketch from Monty python. Lol.

'Go'on, what wrong with me?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

74 There are a couple parts that are quite fake looking (puppy in mouth, puppy howling) and the overall narrative is contrived. For me, the biggest tell currently in "AI" video is short-duration clips assembled to make a short video. If that'd been a five-minute video, you'd see definitive proof that it was fake or not.

Posted by: bbrown at December 09, 2025 08:21 PM (bptYL)

75 46 Aetius
Still better than the Chinese tradition of ghost brides. Son dies unmarried, family goes and buys a girl to kill her and bury with their son.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 08:03 PM (2GVsD)

I think one could cure that practice by insisting that the parents be buried along with the son, as well.

Probably lead to a lot of nice private simple ceremonies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 08:22 PM (MG/ac)

76 71
Just like organ donors; some people are willing to kill others to sell their organs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:20 PM (ynpvh)

_____________

Like under government healthcare.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:21 PM (tgvbd)

The PRC has been knows to harvest organs from dissidents...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:22 PM (ynpvh)

77 Like under government healthcare.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:21 PM (tgvbd)

Canada boasting of euthanizing what 16k or 60k? Of its own citizens.

People are fucked up. The devil is real.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

78 I'm seeing a lot of these wild animal rescue videos lately. They make my BS meter quiver.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2025 08:23 PM (7stnK)

79 75 46 Aetius
Still better than the Chinese tradition of ghost brides. Son dies unmarried, family goes and buys a girl to kill her and bury with their son.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2025 08:03 PM (2GVsD)

I think one could cure that practice by insisting that the parents be buried along with the son, as well.

Probably lead to a lot of nice private simple ceremonies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 08:22 PM (MG/ac)

There are solutions indeed.

Posted by: Zombie Charles James Napier at December 09, 2025 08:23 PM (ynpvh)

80 Skip, are you skipping, like a record?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 09, 2025 08:24 PM (tWxgu)

81
Canada boasting of euthanizing what 16k or 60k? Of its own citizens.

____________

I think it's 16K. But the total population of Canada is something like 50K anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:24 PM (tgvbd)

82 I'm seeing a lot of these wild animal rescue videos lately. They make my BS meter quiver.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2025 08:23 PM (7stnK)

AI!! all of them.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:24 PM (g47mK)

83 I lean towards that video being AI. As you said, Ace, it's too perfectly contrived.

The other thing that I noticed is it has similar "scenes" from other random reels I've seen on IG. The one of the baby doing the finger gun thing is something I've seen on several reels. Also the white dog doing the "aroooo" howl is common on other reels.

AI is asshoe.

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 08:25 PM (p6ZQj)

84 She can deal with rockets and dreams
But, reality
What does it mean?

Kamala Harris to the New York Times:

"There will be a marble bust of me in Congress. I am a historic figure like any Vice President of the United States ever was."

-
Julius Caesar
Alexander the Great
Kamala Harris

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 08:26 PM (L/fGl)

85 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
3 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
4 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
5 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
6 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
7 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip
8 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip

If you show up on Sunday's Wall of Shame I'm putting an asterisk next to it!
Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 08:11 PM (p6ZQj)

***
It's AI Skip.
If this were really Skip, they would be every other entry: 2, 4, 6, etc.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2025 08:26 PM (7stnK)

86 Nigeria is doing organ harvesting. "Hundreds of mutilated bodies found in suspected Nigerian organ-harvesting ring....An extensive organ-harvesting ring has been uncovered in Nigeria after weeks of covert surveillance, local officials have said.

In a statement shared on X, the Imo State Police Command said their investigation was launched after reports of a worrying spate of kidnappings near a hotel and mortuary in Ngor Okpala.

According to police, intelligence-led investigations went on to identify a man called High Chief Stanley Oparaugo, also known as "Morocco," as the suspected leader of the criminal network and who is now on the run and wanted, per reports."

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:26 PM (g47mK)

87 78 I'm seeing a lot of these wild animal rescue videos lately. They make my BS meter quiver.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2025 08:23 PM (7stnK)

It's gotten progressively better and harder to detect. They have lots of vids on EweToob with female robots are are pretty realistic, but all are AI. Robots don't look that good and are somewhat clumsy...

Contrast and compare:
https://youtu.be/0-MYK_i6gl8
vs
https://youtube.com/shorts/qPPwfoDVGuM

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:27 PM (ynpvh)

88
Nigeria is doing organ harvesting. "Hundreds of mutilated bodies found in suspected Nigerian organ-harvesting ring....An extensive organ-harvesting ring has been uncovered in Nigeria after weeks of covert surveillance, local officials have said.

__________

Charming world we live in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:27 PM (tgvbd)

89 AIn't quite right.
Posted by: Mike Porter at December 09, 2025 08:16 PM (I55Xh)

ISWYDT

I move that we adopt this into the vernacular.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2025 08:21 PM (zYpTz)


Yeah, that's good!

This stuff is fAIke and gAI.

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 08:28 PM (p6ZQj)

90 China's one child policy kept the population from reaching 2 billion.There is no way to feed 2 billion people with arable land at 15 %.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2025 08:28 PM (sDNVV)

91 I'm seeing a lot of these wild animal rescue videos lately. They make my BS meter quiver.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2025 08:23 PM (7stnK)

Case in point: I just saw a thumbnail on ewetub of what looked like the same dog carrying a baby deer home in its mouth.

Fake as fuck. *confirmed*

Book 'em Danno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

92
Man, Trump is back in rally mode. And he's on fire. These things energize him like nothing else. He gets on the top of his game at these things. He needs to do this every so often for the rest of his term.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 09, 2025 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

93 I wonder if AI will crash onlyfans?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

94
Man, Trump is back in rally mode. And he's on fire.

_________

That's great. And worrisome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:31 PM (tgvbd)

95 China's one child policy kept the population from reaching 2 billion.There is no way to feed 2 billion people with arable land at 15 %.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2025 08:28 PM (sDNVV)

But there is also no way to care for the elderly the traditional way with one couple having to care for 8 grandparents and 4 parents. This was the driver of the real estate investment scam that is blowing up these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2025 08:31 PM (8avO+)

96 Man, Trump is back in rally mode. And he's on fire. These things energize him like nothing else. He gets on the top of his game at these things. He needs to do this every so often for the rest of his term.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 09, 2025 08:28 PM (w6EFb)


Miami had to aggravate him. Miami is stuck on stupid.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 08:32 PM (KDPiq)

97 Ace must have found some secret stash of cool photos recently.

The last several cafes have had some great pics, including this one which is really good at showing an impossible camera shot without HDR and Photoshop available.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 09, 2025 08:33 PM (6ydKt)

98 It's AI Skip.
If this were really Skip, they would be every other entry: 2, 4, 6, etc.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2025 08:26 PM (7stnK)


As long as one of those permits us to have lunch

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 08:33 PM (p6ZQj)

99 what the fuck ??!! "Democrats flip Miami mayor’s office, winning control for first time in nearly 30 years"

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:35 PM (g47mK)

100 Stupid Marines. Who needs them?

The Hill
@thehill
"The Marine Corps just had its 250th birthday — now let’s abolish it"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 08:36 PM (L/fGl)

101 Tell me again we are not in trouble ! This is Miami!

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:36 PM (g47mK)

102 101 Tell me again we are not in trouble ! This is Miami!

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:36 PM (g47mK)

Oklahoma or Florida?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:36 PM (ynpvh)

103 93 I wonder if AI will crash onlyfans?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

Like a lot of things in internet history, porn will lead the way in advancing cheap, fast, 100% realistic generative AI video.

Them and somebody like a James Cameron who isn't afraid to push technological boundaries in film.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 09, 2025 08:37 PM (6ydKt)

104 Oklahoma or Florida?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:36 PM (ynpvh)

what happened in Oklahoma ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:37 PM (g47mK)

105
Democrats flip Miami mayor’s office, winning control for first time in nearly 30 years"
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:35 PM (g47mK)

_________

Miami, OH?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:37 PM (tgvbd)

106 Oklahoma or Florida?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:36 PM (ynpvh)

You mean Ohio?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 08:37 PM (KDPiq)

107 so now two most important US cities, Miami and NY fell to Democrats; this sux

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:38 PM (g47mK)

108 Florida, FLorida. What the fuck happened ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:38 PM (g47mK)

109 Here is fun bit of news, "Higgins’s campaign manager Christian Ulvert @culvert is a consultant for Qatar."

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:39 PM (g47mK)

110 Article says only 36,000 people voted in the Miami election.

You've got to turn people up to vote to win.
Democrats have all the motivation right now.

I bet turnout was 60% single female.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 09, 2025 08:40 PM (6ydKt)

111 Qatar took over NY and now Miami. Good grief. Why doesn't someone bomb that jihadi enclave to oblivion already ....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:40 PM (g47mK)

112 Democrats flip Miami mayor’s office, winning control for first time in nearly 30 years"
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:35 PM (g47mK)

_________

Miami, OH?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:37 PM (tgvbd)

Party ID was not on the ballot in that race. Calling it a flip is a bit shaky.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2025 08:40 PM (8avO+)

113 now two most important US cities, Miami and NY fell to Democrats; this sux
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:38 PM (g47mK)

Miami most important? On what basis?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 08:40 PM (KDPiq)

114 I am convinced, most people are detached, entitled fools.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:41 PM (g47mK)

115 so now two most important US cities, Miami and NY fell to Democrats; this sux
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:38 PM (g47mK)

NYC has been Democrat for a long time, dude. Go have a beer.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2025 08:41 PM (8avO+)

116 Wouldn't be opposed to surfing some beaver IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: dam fine at December 09, 2025 08:41 PM (TbWk/)

117
Miami most important? On what basis?
Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 08:40 PM (KDPiq)

__________

Hot Latina babes?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:41 PM (tgvbd)

118 ***I'm pretty sure this must be AI, because it's so...
---

Recently turned on 'current news' to come up with the browser.
It's Fox and NYP and a couple of others. They must be Ai they are so stupid. First one up today was a killing at a high school. No, who, what, why, where or when. The only name mentioned was the sheriff. Many different articles are like that.
Trying to read them, you can feel your brains being sucked out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 08:42 PM (c35xG)

119 116 Wouldn't be opposed to surfing some beaver IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: dam fine at December 09, 2025 08:41 PM (TbWk/)

I'm afraid to do a web search for surfing beavers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:43 PM (ynpvh)

120 Recently turned on 'current news' to come up with the browser.
It's Fox and NYP and a couple of others. They must be Ai they are so stupid. First one up today was a killing at a high school. No, who, what, why, where or when. The only name mentioned was the sheriff. Many different articles are like that.
Trying to read them, you can feel your brains being sucked out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 08:42 PM (c35xG)

News has been sourced by tweets for about 15 years now.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2025 08:43 PM (8avO+)

121 Party ID was not on the ballot in that race. Calling it a flip is a bit shaky.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2025 08:40 PM (8avO+)

That Trump’s big endorsement for Gonzales didn’t help is the biggest concern.

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 08:43 PM (KDPiq)

122 Not just Arizona!

Democrat Mark Kelly - U.S. Senator for a state President Trump won in 2024 - calls 1.7 MILLION Arizonians crazy for supporting President Trump:

KELLY: "He has supporters. A lot of those supporters...are crazy."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 08:43 PM (L/fGl)

123 115 so now two most important US cities, Miami and NY fell to Democrats; this sux
Posted by: runner
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This was news in 1954.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 08:43 PM (c35xG)

124 Miami. 38,000 votes out of a population of 464,000. Run off election. Very odd.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 09, 2025 08:43 PM (2NHgQ)

125
I am convinced, most people are detached, entitled fools.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:41 PM (g47mK)

_________

Cutting a little close there, boyo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (tgvbd)

126 Who's on first?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

127 "As of 2014, there are 11 states in America that have a city named Miami. Those 11 states are Arizona, Florida, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, New Mexico, Ohio, Oklahoma, Texas, and West Virginia."
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

128 Today a judge in Taxachusetts vacated Trump’s executive order to halt permits for bird chopping wind turbines and other green boondoggles. The judge cited the “Trump is not allowed to do anything” rule.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (3uBP9)

129 NYC has been Democrat for a long time, dude. Go have a beer.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2025 08:41 PM (8avO+)

I don't like beer.

Democrat Socialist, and Jihadi sponsored - NY
Qatar bought - Miami

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (g47mK)

130 Ye Old AI Slop

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (JL0Wh)

131 Bah! Next you'll tell me Detroit is nkt the City of the Future! Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

132 126 Who's on first?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

Hu.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxntmxf

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

133 Recently turned on 'current news' to come up with the browser.
It's Fox and NYP and a couple of others. They must be Ai they are so stupid. First one up today was a killing at a high school. No, who, what, why, where or when. The only name mentioned was the sheriff. Many different articles are like that.
Trying to read them, you can feel your brains being sucked out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

I know. I know, it's hard to believe but journalism has gotten worse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 08:45 PM (L/fGl)

134 yeah, Trump knows this cannot continue

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:46 PM (g47mK)

135 Hu.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxntmxf
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

136 128 Today a judge in Taxachusetts vacated Trump’s executive order to halt permits for bird chopping wind turbines and other green boondoggles. The judge cited the “Trump is not allowed to do anything” rule.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (3uBP9)

I guess judge never heard about the prohibition of legislating from the bench...was he a fed judge or a state judge?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:46 PM (ynpvh)

137 Pro dogs watching out for puppy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 08:47 PM (c35xG)

138 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

How many have a University named Miami?😀

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 08:47 PM (KDPiq)

139 The NY Post is reporting the outgoing far left NYC comptroller Brad Lander is going to primary dirtbag nepo Dan Goldman.
I'm rooting for injuries

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2025 08:48 PM (D+mpw)

140 I have no idea where he gets the energy. He presidents all day and then does his Shecky gig at night. One of a kind.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2025 08:49 PM (viF8m)

141 138 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

How many have a University named Miami?😀

Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 08:47 PM (KDPiq)

Oxford, Ohio has one, or rather it's called Miami University...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:49 PM (ynpvh)

142 December 09, 2025 08:42 PM (c35xG)

News has been sourced by tweets for about 15 years now.
Posted by: Oldcat
--

It's worse than tweets. Usually, the stupidest tweets have a discernible purpose. These articles are vacuous. They suck your brain out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 08:51 PM (c35xG)

143 Sweet, the cafe!
:puts up feet:
:pours a coffee:
:camps out here until midnight eastern time when the ONT might show up:

Posted by: gKWVE at December 09, 2025 08:52 PM (gKWVE)

144
Detroit IS the city of the future if you're filthy rich.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2025 08:54 PM (Y8DZL)

145 Lara Trump needs to go back to heading RNC.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 08:55 PM (g47mK)

146 Trump should spend 2026 destroying H1B visas and regulating AI to protect workers.

That would be a huge platform for the GOP because it's what's got people scared to death.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2025 08:56 PM (JL0Wh)

147 Just watched the local Fox affiliate report on something Trump. The picture of his speaking was hilarious. They superimposed yellow\orange bright coloring over his face. Neck was normal. And the coloring didn’t always move with Trump’s head movements.

So fake. The press hates him so much.

Can you imagine our success as a country if the press was merely neutral?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2025 09:01 PM (loRx9)

148 Michelle Malkin is coming back with a podcast or something.
The old Michelle: Book title, INVASION

October 28, 2002

In 1996, before the election, there was a huge push to naturalize new American citizens. And many procedural safeguards were trampled over in the rush to do that. In fact, at least 6,300 criminal aliens, convicted of felonies, were granted this precious birthright of American citizenship in that rush to essentially beef up the Democrat voter rolls.

Clinton-Gore administration official, Bob Bratt, … [was, in Russia] meeting women in hotels (one of whom he engaged in a sexual relationship, and then later tried to get visas to bring them over to this country).

He was divulging sensitive information, putting himself at risk for blackmail in Moscow. … [while trying to obtain, for the women,]… entry into this country and residence in this country, and ultimately, citizenship in this country [which ] continued

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 09:02 PM (c35xG)

149 ”But when posts deliberately target individuals with vilifying comparisons to serial killers or false insinuations of paedophilia, designed to humiliate and distress, they forfeit their protection.” — British Judge Andrew Menary KC

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2025 09:02 PM (GITLP)

150 cont.

[which ] is an absolute privilege, and it ought not to be treated as some sort of natural right or entitlement.
But over the years, our immigration system has abandoned that principle. ...

That`s how al Qaeda operatives over the past decade, nearly 50 of them... have been able to, entrench themselves in the American mainstream, [October 28, 2002]

https://tinyurl.com/3h6zfmfp

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 09:02 PM (c35xG)

151
Candace Owens has accused TPUSA of financial fraud, and that caused some people to demand refunds, I was just reading. Treasury has sent Erika a letter saying no fraud or investigation, which hopefully will help.

Candance Owens is one crazy bitch. TPUSA needs to take off the gloves and sue the hell out of her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 09, 2025 09:02 PM (w6EFb)

152 Great piece at HotAir detailing the Somali fraud which is also being done in Columbus and Maine. Governor Mills of Maine gave a no bid contract to an NGO to import 75k more. The left can't suffer enough

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2025 09:03 PM (D+mpw)

153 "The Marine Corps just had its 250th birthday — now let’s abolish it"
——

You and what army twinkletoes? LOL

Posted by: Chesty Puller at December 09, 2025 09:04 PM (2Ra0c)

154 Owens is a troll.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 09:05 PM (g47mK)

155 Any reason for Detroit to exist has been killed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 09:05 PM (c35xG)

156 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

How many have a University named Miami?😀
Posted by: the way I see it at December 09, 2025 08:47 PM (KDPiq)

Miami of Ohio.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2025 09:07 PM (8avO+)

157 Candance Owens is one crazy bitch. TPUSA needs to take off the gloves and sue the hell out of her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 09, 2025 09:02 PM (w6EFb)
=====

Not 20 minutes ago I watched Tim Pool on the most unhinged rant I've ever seen from him on how evil and crazy she is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 09:07 PM (A0sqA)

158 Governor Mills of Maine gave a no bid contract to an NGO to import 75k more. The left can't suffer enough
Posted by: Smell the Glove a
-------

Thought Trump shut the door on all import.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 09, 2025 09:08 PM (c35xG)

159 if she did not grift of TPUSA and the Daily Wire no one would know her. But she got in the door. She is a conniving and vicious bitch who never left the reservation. It's like Jasmine Ratched's sister from a different mister.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 09:08 PM (g47mK)

160 152
'Governor Mills of Maine gave a no bid contract to an NGO to import 75k more. The left can't suffer enough'

Put all their leaders to the sword.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2025 09:08 PM (fd80v)

161 if you cross reference, the same people who watch the View are Owens' audience

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 09:09 PM (g47mK)

162 Scheduling an election on Dec 9th. Why?

Posted by: PaleRider at December 09, 2025 09:09 PM (hhkIi)

163 Put all their leaders to the sword.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2025 09:08 PM (fd80v)


Exile Mills to Mogadishu

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2025 09:10 PM (rbvCR)

164 Breaking: Somalis still garbage.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 09:10 PM (9iyS+)

165 Trump is officially running for Congress. Hope he shows up in El Paso, Albuquerque, Tucson so I can go see him stirs thing up.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 09, 2025 09:10 PM (rzkMR)

166 Sweet, the cafe!
:puts up feet:
:pours a coffee:
:camps out here until midnight eastern time when the ONT might show up:
Posted by: gKWVE at December 09, 2025 08:52 PM (gKWVE)


Yeah - it better be on time tonight!

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 09:13 PM (p6ZQj)

167 >>> I guess judge never heard about the prohibition of legislating from the bench...was he a fed judge or a state judge?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 08:46 PM (ynpvh)


U.S. District Judge Patti Saris of the District of Massachusetts

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 09:13 PM (3uBP9)

168 The only name mentioned was the sheriff. Many different articles are like that.
Trying to read them, you can feel your brains being sucked out.
——-

I read my old hometown rag, just because. One or the board of supervisors is a huge flamer, made a big production of “marrying” his butt buddy a few years back. Then his “husband” killed himself, and the supe was arrested for drugging and sodomizing a youth. He refuses to step down.

The stories that they have to report on, at least once in a while (like arraignment, pleading “not guilty” public record stuff, they don’t even have his picture, the still picture they put up is actually another supervisor who was being interviewed about the debacle. I’d be pissed off, because a casual reader would conclude I’m the subject of the story here.

The really bad stuff never even gets reported. At all. Like it never happened. The top headlines are sports, sports, and more sports, and then “Library hours to be adjusted for Thanksgiving” and other nonsense like that. Weather - “February to be cold, Experts Predict” and gems like that.

Posted by: Chesty Puller at December 09, 2025 09:14 PM (2Ra0c)

169 Maine has been importing Somalis for years. Lewiston is ground zero and it has become a complete shithole.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2025 09:14 PM (viF8m)

170 *pours drink for self*

Howdy, horde..

BIL hasn't gotten to AZ and "needs help" (eyeroll)

There may be a road trip tomorrow, ugh.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:14 PM (rdVOm)

171 BIL hasn't gotten to AZ and "needs help" (eyeroll)

There may be a road trip tomorrow, ugh.
Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:14 PM (rdVOm)
====

Doesn't sound like an invitation to a picnic

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 09:16 PM (A0sqA)

172 Clinton appointed judge. If you fired up an ai with a prompt “photo of female leftist judge” it would be her picture.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 09:17 PM (3uBP9)

173 Oh, Miami was a runoff election. And the R dude had probably pissed off a bunch of people. Miami was going to move the election to 2026 and be even years going forward and the R candidate sued to prevent the incumbent mayor, barred from running again from getting an extra year. Sounds like a shitshow all around.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 09, 2025 09:19 PM (hhkIi)

174 This is Quarter Twenty and this will be my last post with good old hash (XQo4F).

I'm moving. The house is completely empty except for one thing: a Verizon FiOS router.
Tomorrow it won't be mine anymore. So after I hit "post" in a minute I'll disconnect the router and return it to Verizon later this week. I'll be living with a friend and using his WiFi, so farewell good old (XQo4F). I will miss you.

Time to move on.
Time for the next chapter.
~Quarter Twenty
(XQo4F) out.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 09, 2025 09:26 PM (XQo4F)

175 Doesn't sound like an invitation to a picnic
Posted by: San Franpsycho
---------

Correct. It's a sh!tshow, that's what it is. Dude isn't the brightest bulb, and lives a lifestyle he cannot afford.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:27 PM (rdVOm)

176 Happy trails, Quarter Twenty!

Good luck with the move!

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:28 PM (rdVOm)

177 I read Quarter Twenty has good hash, man. Gotta get over there, for sure.

Posted by: Blue Boy at December 09, 2025 09:29 PM (oftw2)

178 I just got home and saw the previous post, showing Newsom and Walz, talking about masculinity.

Those two put the 'men' in 'menstruation'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 09, 2025 09:34 PM (0CU3H)

179 So, BIL was driving along and a wheel came off of his 5th wheel trailer. He's at a rest area *somewhere* but hasn't told me which one.

Has unhooked his truck and wants to come here [[[NO, not an option!]]] but I have offered to help (read: pay $$$ to get it fixed) so he can get back to AZ.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:35 PM (rdVOm)

180 Doof has some issues and little peccadilloes, but he is quite punctual, as a rule.

Posted by: Credit Where Due at December 09, 2025 09:35 PM (oftw2)

181 It's like Jasmine Ratched's sister from a different mister.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 09:08 PM (g47mK)

Good comparison, it's more than fair to say she's the Jasmine C. Of the right. Both are nasty bitches running ops to see how many millions they can sucker out of fools before the game falls apart. Both of already pushed their game farther along than anyone thought they could.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 09:36 PM (VG28W)

182
Long story short: California Democrats have regulated themselves into a gasoline import-dependent state, importing gasoline from India & Korea.

newscum & brown closed so many refineries and "specialized" the gasoline so much with dumb requirements, "legal" gas for CA must be imported from India & Korea.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 09, 2025 09:36 PM (xRKBa)

183
*not all CA gas has to be imported
just 20%...and increasing

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 09, 2025 09:37 PM (xRKBa)

184 Fun fact, noted here previously: Candace's millionaire British husband, George Farmer, is also a citizen of Qatar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 09:40 PM (VG28W)

185 Estimate that BIL is ~200 miles away, from what he's said.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:41 PM (rdVOm)

186 Early Christmas gift for BIL, an AAA membership.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2025 09:43 PM (Q+gd/)

187 The fun part about California's gasoline situation is that since they never tried to build any pipelines (EVIL pipelines!) The expensive Korean refineries are actually "closer " to California than the cheap Texas refineries are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 09:45 PM (VG28W)

188 Yeah, AAA would be great, but he needs to just quit driving (70/71yrs!) and get a senior apartment somewhere. He's disabled, so already qualifies for a lot of free stuff.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:46 PM (rdVOm)

189 BIL *lives in* his 5th wheel.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:47 PM (rdVOm)

190
Yeah, can't let BIL stay with you -- he'll never leave.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 09, 2025 09:48 PM (xRKBa)

191 Hotel California.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

192 189 BIL *lives in* his 5th wheel.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:47 PM (rdVOm)

Down by the river?

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2025 09:49 PM (Q+gd/)

193 Yeah, can't let BIL stay with you -- he'll never leave.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History
-------------

BINGO!!!

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2025 09:49 PM (rdVOm)

194
Golden Globe Awards added "best podcast" category to their stupid, unwatched show.

Guess who didn't get nominated?

Guess who got nominated?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 09, 2025 09:53 PM (xRKBa)

195 Doof has some issues and little peccadilloes, but he is quite punctual, as a rule.
Posted by: Credit Where Due at December 09, 2025 09:35 PM (oftw2)


My peccadilloes are average sized, thank you very much!

Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2025 09:54 PM (p6ZQj)

196
Hint: all the podcasts that are popular, e.g. Joe Rogan, did not get nominated.

Hint: NPR's podcast got nominated.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 09, 2025 09:54 PM (xRKBa)

197
oh, and that dumb "call her daddy" podcast was nominated

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 09, 2025 09:56 PM (xRKBa)

198
mike obama's failed, unwatched podcast was not nominated

that'll be next year

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 09, 2025 09:58 PM (xRKBa)

199 Just start assuming that everything is CGI / AI. What do we need Hollywood for anyway? Red carpet titties?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 10:00 PM (1zOXE)

200
David Spade, who, incidentally, also has a podcast, calls out mall Christmas tree lighting for not mentioning the word "Christmas."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 09, 2025 10:01 PM (xRKBa)

201 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2025 10:05 PM (zZu0s)

202 1st video is AI, Baby should not know how to play "bang" with dogs. and the ice footprints at the end are too perfect.
close, no dice

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