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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Wednesday Night ONT - July 22, 2026 [TRex] Good evening Horde! So pleased you have joined the fun. Always great to "see" so many in this little corner of the interweb. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans. The bar is open and (mostly) re-stocked. No Orange Crush. Sorry. Free refills otherwise! Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are discouraged due to the heat. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're here for an argument, please go through the second door on the right and then close the door behind you. This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.![]() The Supreme Court agreed Monday to review an Alaska bush pilot's claims that state authorities have tried to illegally seize his $95,000 airplane after a passenger brought a six-pack of beer on a flight bound for a dry village. The pilot, Kenneth Jouppi, sued to block his plane's seizure after he was convicted of an alcohol-related misdemeanor charge. The Alaska Supreme Court ruled in the state's favor that Jouppi's plane was subject to criminal forfeiture laws. In April 2012, Jouppi was preparing to fly a passenger from Fairbanks to a remote village, Beaver, where alcohol was banned. The passenger had packed beer with other groceries in her luggage. State Police troopers searched Jouppi's plane before it departed and spotted a six-pack of Budweiser in a shopping bag. Jouppi, his company and the passenger were charged with a misdemeanor offense of knowingly transporting an alcoholic beverage into a dry community. The passenger pleaded guilty. A jury convicted Jouppi and the company after a trial. A judge sentenced him to three days in jail.There are dry villages in Alaska?? ![]() ![]() UH-2 utility helicopter (same) T-5 and T-7 trainers (via Fuji Heavy Industries) Flying Forward Reconnaissance System The Center Wing Section of Boeing 787 (Boeing relationship dates back to 1973) The Center Wing Section of Boeing 777 & 777X ![]() Does the Subaru logo of six stars both reference the original merger of six companies that formed Subaru and the Pleiades constellation? Glad you asked! Correspondence relating to Subaru or other topics can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly filed. Are you lurking ???? The beatings will continue until morale improves.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”
― Mark Twain Posted by: mindful webworker - in a mad mood at July 22, 2026 10:00 PM (M5tgA) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 10:00 PM (pMmVV) 3
not first
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 22, 2026 10:01 PM (B2pWp) 4
now for the content
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 22, 2026 10:01 PM (B2pWp) 5
Yo Dino! Howdy Horde.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 22, 2026 10:02 PM (6lIrI) 6
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s) 7
Yay🦖!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 22, 2026 10:03 PM (ok2JK) 8
I see we're still on Dunk On Subaru Week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2026 10:04 PM (h906C) Posted by: TRex - all wheel drive dino at July 22, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1) 10
I read it! And still in the top 10
Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2026 10:04 PM (lCppi) 11
Barely!
Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2026 10:04 PM (lCppi) Posted by: TRex - bratty dino at July 22, 2026 10:05 PM (XfIK1) Posted by: Paul Pelosi at July 22, 2026 10:05 PM (h906C) 14
Meow
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 22, 2026 10:05 PM (w3u3d) 15
A listenable old hidden click, with amusing video I'd never seen. That was the icing.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a big slice at July 22, 2026 10:06 PM (M5tgA) 16
Sorry I'm late, Inwas try___ tonight the millinery to embroider "Make America Great Again" on my sombrero.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2026 10:06 PM (PMi3m) 17
🎵How much for that hammer from Apollo? Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2026 10:06 PM (ZxPkt) 18
Thanks for the ONT Dino
I'm not a fan of subaru. I had a 2010 outback. Thing was a fucking lemon. Plus whenever you start a subaru it sounds like there are marbles in the engine. I have good luck with Toyota so I'm probably not straying again. Posted by: 496 at July 22, 2026 10:07 PM (MAwnQ) 19
Stuck the dismount!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 22, 2026 10:07 PM (RWFuC) 20
Um, not the hidden click. The shenananagams link.
Posted by: mindful webworker - whoops whoopsie at July 22, 2026 10:07 PM (M5tgA) 21
Try the ski lift.
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2026 10:07 PM (oq9dX) 22
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2026 10:08 PM (+9wcF) 23
A guy I used to work with, drove a Brat. On his last day with us, I stuffed his cab with paper. Heh. You know, the backing paper from peel-off labels-- I fluffed it all out & *filled* the car.
He was miffed, but it's his own fault. Shouldn't-a left the doors unlocked! Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2026 10:08 PM (rdVOm) 24
So . . . we're giving up the Philly humor and getting Subarus? Thanks?
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re) 25
Ford drives Subaru!
Posted by: Susan Ford at July 22, 2026 10:08 PM (JM9I6) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2026 10:08 PM (h906C) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 10:09 PM (O0L8i) 28
Supposably sun guy Apollo rode a chariot across the sky
don't know if a hammer was part of his kit Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2026 10:09 PM (ZxPkt) 29
"The bar is open and (mostly) re-stocked. No Orange Crush. Sorry."
But here is Grape Nehi, right? Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2026 10:09 PM (PMi3m) 30
I got my ratchet fruit press working today. This morning I "fabricated" replacement bolts to hold the basket closed (I hammered on some stiff wire to shape it and I am not happy still) and went to work.
The bad news is that I have to have more than 10 gallons of apple pulp to start with to get it to work right, and since I only had five gallons of pulp, I had to do a second squeezing with my old press. On the positive side, I got two gallons of apple juice in half the time. The bottleneck now is canning or pasteurizing the juice Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 10:09 PM (rbvCR) 31
The Pleiades are also known as the Seven Sisters, which is probably why Subaru is so popular with lesbians. Probably Mormons, too, although the data is lacking there.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 22, 2026 10:10 PM (QaH55) 32
Anyone looking to buy an X-15 engine (technically a Thiokol XLR99 Rocket Engine)?
Just keep on top of those o-rings! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2026 10:10 PM (h906C) 33
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How much for that hammer from Apollo? Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2026 10:06 PM *** Current bid is $120k. No reserve. Posted by: TRex - auctioneer dino at July 22, 2026 10:10 PM (XfIK1) Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2026 10:10 PM (6x1Uq) 35
I always confuse the Subaru logo with the Steelers logo
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 22, 2026 10:10 PM (WL2lA) Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re) 37
The bottleneck now is canning or pasteurizing the juice
Don't know why you'd put apple juice in a pasture, but OK. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2026 10:10 PM (+9wcF) 38
Indian & Eskimo communities are often if not always dry. The largest reservation in the lower US is Navajo, in New Mexico. Dry.
Posted by: Born Fee at July 22, 2026 10:11 PM (raD1m) 39
Howdy Horde! Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2026 10:11 PM (286+n) 40
Evening Horde thx TRex.
My favorite road race vids to watch are from the motorcycle races of the Isle of Man TT. Over 280 people, racers and spectators have been killed since the races were begun in 1907. Absolutely insane Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2026 10:11 PM (sMkB+) 41
My FIL had a series of 3 Subaru Outbacks as the last 3 cars he owned. The first edition one, I thought was a little stiff and bouncy for my taste, also slightly underpowered. The last two were much better mannered and engine power was up. Decent cars, all.
Posted by: Horizontally Opposed! at July 22, 2026 10:11 PM (JM9I6) 42
Supposably sun guy Apollo rode a chariot across the sky
Oooh lookee mee with my big honkin' sky chariot! Ooooh. Posted by: Eos at July 22, 2026 10:11 PM (h906C) 43
Subaru has stopped making cars a good long time ago, and is instead a charity akin to United Way.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 22, 2026 10:12 PM (4g5V+) 44
Supposably sun guy Apollo rode a chariot across the sky
don't know if a hammer was part of his kit Posted by: Don Black Thor? Posted by: Mike Tyson at July 22, 2026 10:12 PM (6x1Uq) 45
Interesting night in the middle east, again. Everyone on both sides is acting scarier than usual - US even evacuated a base in Jordan. No one at our level knows what's about to happen; but everyone over there is acting like something bigger than usual is about to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2026 10:12 PM (edUvp) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2026 10:12 PM (XeU6L) 47
TRex, thanks for the ONT.
In a prior part of my life, we had a Subaru. It was pretty good until the wife "loaned" it to her sister. That started the demise, but not due to the car. Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re) 48
So they never go down in a Subaru?
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (MWfyi) Posted by: Piercello at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (Ht/sz) 50
The bottleneck now is canning or pasteurizing the juice
or fermenting? Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re) I don't drink, but I have been known to leave a couple of 2-Liter bottles in the fridge for a bit so it will get sparkly. Seriously, if I get more than a couple of apple trees producing I will consider making apple jack, and I have a corker so I can make and bottle hard cider this year. Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (rbvCR) 51
If I had a hammer I'd sell it in the morning.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (Cqx++) 52
The dude needs to be fined or license suspended for a period but asset forfeiture is ridiculous in this case. His charge is only a misdemeanor at that. That said at least he was 'convicted' of a charge as opposed to just being suspected of something that allows asset forfeiture. Most communist thing in our country.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (KC5Lt) 53
Only racing I watch is school bus figure 8 and enduro racing where 60-100 cars enter. I like action and destruction.
Posted by: You Can Observe A Lot Just By Watching at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (JM9I6) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (Cqx++) 55
My son has a Subaru Cross Trek. He loves it. He put a rack on top and carries a real tire as a spare (no donut), as well as his camping gear. Very tough rig. Does not have the clearance of a truck, but it holds its own on rough roads.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (0aYVJ) 56
47 TRex, thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:12 PM *** You're welcome. Good evening! Posted by: TRex - rally dino at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (XfIK1) 57
My sister and I shared a Subaru Brat as a first shared car. My Daddy got personalized plates for it- 2 Brats. He bought it from our neighbor, and it was pretty old. He felt like if we wrecked it, it wouldn’t be awful. We didn’t wreck it, but sharing a car was a short lived experiment anyway.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2026 10:14 PM (hftzA) 58
Still fighting to get his plane back since April, 2012? Let's hear it for swift justice!
And since they didn't actually fly the beer to the dry town, how can he be charged? Just do what small-town cops do with kids caught with beer, and pour it out. Everything about that is stupid. Starting with a dry town. What are they, Eskimamish? Posted by: mindful webworker - mormonuit at July 22, 2026 10:14 PM (M5tgA) Posted by: Helios at July 22, 2026 10:14 PM (h906C) 60
One word, 'Brat'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2026 10:14 PM (XeU6L) 61
35 I always confuse the Subaru logo with the Steelers logo
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 22, 2026 10:10 PM (WL2lA) When I took an astronomy course ages ago, the prof, whenever the Pleiades came up, called them Subaru. (Because, of course, Subaru is what the Japanese call the Pleiades.) Posted by: Cow Demon at July 22, 2026 10:14 PM (4g5V+) 62
Subaru should try to become the official car of the WNBA. It would be appropriate
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2026 10:15 PM (sMkB+) 63
Not sure which model of Subaru, but it was one of the first to come to the US . .
Older brother owned one, and drove it up Mount Washington. Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2026 10:15 PM (4HoLg) Posted by: Ghost of Uncle Palp at July 22, 2026 10:15 PM (3sXRv) 65
Beaver is dry
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Estradiol has entered the. . . um, chat. Yeah, that's the ticket. Posted by: 4 out of 5 Doctors recommend at July 22, 2026 10:16 PM (6x1Uq) 66
My favorite road race vids to watch are from the motorcycle races of the Isle of Man TT. Over 280 people, racers and spectators have been killed since the races were begun in 1907. Absolutely insane
Posted by: Smell the Glove --------- Yeah, the stone walls ripping by, inches away, at triple digit speeds... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2026 10:16 PM (XeU6L) 67
Texas used to have dry towns. But once you left town, it was legal to drink beer to a level short of intoxication.
Georgia had dry counties. I lived in one, but could by booze on the AF base. Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re) 68
Older brother owned one, and drove it up Mount Washington.
Ayup. They still talk about that up thar on the ridge. *spit* Posted by: Grampa Walton at July 22, 2026 10:17 PM (h906C) 69
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As soon as I saw "dry village in AK," I assumed it had something to do with Indians. UT has lots of quaint (to an outsider) rules about liquor sales, and the Indian reservations in UT go way beyond that. PACK A COUPLE OF BOTTLES before visiting Monument Valley! You'll thank me for this tip if you go. Otherwise, you may have to drive to AZ and back. Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 10:17 PM (pMmVV) 71
Yes, there are dry villages in AK. Natives don't process alcohol the way white folks do, so they get seriously drunk off very little alcohol, and end up doing horrible things to one another when they get that way. Also, incest is rampant in the villages, particularly the ones that are 100% Native.
So, dry village, means no airplanes in or out with alcohol, and they are inspected prior to flying in. This dude didn't realize his passengers had put beers in their luggage. Instead of racking the passengers, the State went after the pilot, which is already horseshit, but the pilot has this airplane which is worth $95,000, so guess what they decided to take? It is way out of line with the normal fine for that sort of thing, which the pilot didn't even do, so it's a test case for the Supremes. Small airplanes are the life's blood of AK, particularly the villages, none of which you can drive to except in the winter on a snow machine. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:17 PM (vXSTz) 72
My very old and faithful Honda finally died in 2021, during the crisis of no cars to sell. Given that I had to have a manual transmission car, the pickings were even slimmer. Put in an order for a Subaru BRZ despite TRex's sales pitch for a WRX, waited 8 months and got it in 2022. Two months before we learned we were leaving CA (yeah!) for the East Coast. I love this car. It is absolutely perfect.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 22, 2026 10:18 PM (XfIK1) 73
I always confuse the Subaru logo with the Steelers logo It's like the stars you see when you get hit on the head in a cartoon. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:18 PM (Cqx++) 74
I've thought about getting a used Subaru engine for a VW bug. 200 hp vs. 40...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2026 10:18 PM (NnhvP) 75
I have a big hickory hatchet style framing hammer from my land survey days. I labeled it "Left Handed Hammer"
It now resides nearby as a secondary home defense weapon. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 22, 2026 10:18 PM (0aYVJ) 76
Also, on bad things happening, John C Dvorak died last Monday.
He had been part of the podcast No Agenda Show with Adam Curry for the last 18 years. They were on episode 1887. He was 80 years old, and had suffered a massive heart attack last Spring, with bypass surgery. He seemed to be doing great. Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 10:18 PM (rbvCR) 77
Subaru supports animal adoptions and shelters. That's a big positive.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2026 10:19 PM (KC5Lt) 78
Yeah, the stone walls ripping by, inches away, at triple digit speeds...
Posted by: Mike Hammer Not to mention the corner at Ballagarey. Miss it and the riders smack headlong into a stone building. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2026 10:19 PM (6x1Uq) 79
Older brother owned one, and drove it up Mount Washington.
Posted by: 2009Refugee ------ I've motorcycled up there. I point out here that Mount Mitchell, NC, just up the road, is higher. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2026 10:19 PM (XeU6L) 80
Subaru??
Next week do we get the Mazda miata? Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 22, 2026 10:19 PM (Lo97M) 81
The station wagon in the first pic looks stuck to me.
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2026 10:19 PM (oq9dX) 82
67 Texas used to have dry towns. But once you left town, it was legal to drink beer to a level short of intoxication.
Georgia had dry counties. I lived in one, but could by booze on the AF base. Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re) Yeah I lived in one. Didn't take long to figure out the major backers and donors who kept this going were the restaurants in town who were allowed to sell alcohol by the drink. (Dry towns are almost never completely dry) By stopping the sale of alcohol retail, they forced people into their restaurants to buy it at big markups. Easy money. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2026 10:20 PM (edUvp) 83
I've thought about getting a used Subaru engine for a VW bug. 200 hp vs. 40...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2026 10:18 PM (NnhvP) Just be sure to clear it with AOP first. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2026 10:20 PM (h906C) 84
58 Still fighting to get his plane back since April, 2012? Let's hear it for swift justice!
Posted by: mindful webworker - mormonuit at July 22, 2026 10:14 PM (M5tgA) No, he kept the plane, but it's been under a legal cloud since then. Taking a pilot's plane takes away his ability to make a living up here. I suspect worse things would have happened had they actually taken the plane. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:20 PM (vXSTz) 85
40 My favorite road race vids to watch are from the motorcycle races of the Isle of Man TT.
Absolutely insane Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2026 10:11 PM *** Yes, insane. Not exactly the same, but the first Isle of Man Hill Rally took place last weekend. Watched a video of highlights. Again, not the same as the motorcycle road races, but pretty crazy. Posted by: TRex - off road dino at July 22, 2026 10:20 PM (XfIK1) 86
I drive a Subaru! Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 22, 2026 10:20 PM (mmrXZ) 87
For mobile defense I kept a Hamer guitar neck tucked under the seat of my '82 Chevy Citation. Good times.
Posted by: Mayor Vaughn at July 22, 2026 10:20 PM (nDXEV) Posted by: SSBN656(G) at July 22, 2026 10:21 PM (NoYYJ) 89
I had a subaru forester. Loved it until the head gasket started leaking. That was awful.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 22, 2026 10:21 PM (7gFa4) 90
Subaru supports animal adoptions and shelters. That's a big positive.
My car builder made engines for kraut tanks back in WWII. Advantage: Subaru Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2026 10:22 PM (h906C) 91
Just be sure to clear it with AOP first.
I'm an old racer. Put the big motor in the little car!! Fun may ensue. Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:22 PM (Jr+re) 92
@CENTCOM
4h At 5:30 p.m. ET today, U.S. forces began launching more strikes against Iranian military targets at the Commander in Chief's direction. The mission will continue to further degrade Iran's ability to threaten civilian mariners and commercial vessels transiting regional waters. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 10:23 PM (pMmVV) 93
77 Subaru supports animal adoptions and shelters. That's a big positive.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2026 10:19 PM (KC5Lt) They even stopped making cars to go all in on that cause. National parks too. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 22, 2026 10:23 PM (4g5V+) 94
I always confuse the Subaru logo with the Steelers logo
Posted by: vmom Subaru logo has more stars. Pittsburgh's logo, someone steelered the rest. Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov) Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:23 PM (vXSTz) 96
I've seen Subaru engines put in 914s, Boxsters, and a Honda Insight.
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 10:24 PM (MWfyi) 97
I'm an old racer. Put the big motor in the little car!! Fun may ensue.
Depends on if there's enough torque to twist the body when you drop the hammer. If there is, fun will definitely ensue. In a new car. With a reinforced body. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2026 10:24 PM (+9wcF) 98
I see in WA state the Dems are moving to reduce the sentence for online child predators.
But they are totally serious about the threat of the Epstein class. Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2026 10:25 PM (sKqQm) 99
After living in Madison, WI, every time I see a Subaru I automatically look for the green-haired fat lesbian and her huge intact male dog.
That's the only folks who drove them in that town, certainly. Not sure why you'd need an all-wheel drive vehicle in Madison, but there ya go. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:25 PM (vXSTz) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 22, 2026 10:25 PM (kYmoU) 101
With regard to the big motor/small car issue:
It's very difficult to make a VW bug handle well. The suspension design borders on covered wagon . . . . . . Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:25 PM (Jr+re) 102
My car builder made engines for kraut tanks back in WWII.
Posted by: Cicero Toyota built the Toyota KC and other truck models used extensively by the Japanese in China and the Pacific during WWII. They also produced parts and assemblies for Mitsubishi and other aircraft manufacturers. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2026 10:26 PM (6x1Uq) 103
Subaru??
Next week do we get the Mazda miata? Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 22, 2026 10:19 PM (Lo97M) The reason the Honda del Sol came with a rear spoiler was so you could push it around like a shopping cart Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 10:26 PM (rbvCR) 104
Thanks for the Stunning Subaru Wednesday Night ONT, T Rex!
I know folks who refuse to drive anything but a Subaru, mainly because of the all-wheel drive or 4-wheel drive (not sure what it has). Anxiously awaiting next week's Pittsburgh scanner. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2026 10:26 PM (D/6p1) Posted by: Ancient Slavonaut Theorist Miklosov says YES at July 22, 2026 10:26 PM (sxR7k) 106
74 I've thought about getting a used Subaru engine for a VW bug. 200 hp vs. 40...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron Very common mod for 25 years has been to put a Subaru engine in a Vanagon. The original VW Waterboxer was a dud, and a Subaru is a good fit. Because it is horizontally opposed, it is relatively low and will fit with the stock engine cover. People have put Jetta and Golf engines in them, but they require custom engine covers and one loses cargo space. Posted by: VW Trends at July 22, 2026 10:26 PM (JM9I6) 107
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Beaver is dry Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (Cqx++) You need better dates. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:27 PM (vXSTz) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:27 PM (Cqx++) 109
Subaru logo has more stars.
Pittsburgh's logo, someone steelered the rest. Posted by: mikeski Steelers logo is not stars or diamonds. Hypercycloids. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2026 10:27 PM (R6/qx) Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2026 10:28 PM (6x1Uq) 111
The reason the Honda del Sol came with a rear spoiler was so you could push it around like a shopping cart
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 10:26 PM (rbvCR) I had a Ford Fiesta with a big old spoiler on the back. I said it was what you used to hang it up at night with. No other reason for it to be there. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:28 PM (vXSTz) 112
A long time again I had an Acura Vigor, which is basically an extended Accord with a weirdo five-cylinder engine.
When I checked with the state the license plate VIGR PLZ was already taken. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2026 10:28 PM (h906C) 113
104 Thanks for the Stunning Subaru Wednesday Night ONT, T Rex!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2026 10:26 PM *** Thank you and you're welcome! Posted by: TRex - bush pilot dino at July 22, 2026 10:29 PM (XfIK1) 114
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Dry counties of the USA https://t.ly/JbdOW Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:27 PM (Cqx++) You will notice that NONE of those are in Wisconsin. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:29 PM (vXSTz) 115
Well done, Dino.
Flashback on the ski team Subaru- good stuff. Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2026 10:30 PM (+g3aE) 116
Thank you and you're welcome!
Posted by: TRex - bush pilot dino at July 22, 2026 10:29 PM (XfIK1) Bush Pilot? Who knew? With those tiny little arms? Do you pull the yoke with your feet? Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:30 PM (vXSTz) 117
I had a Ford Fiesta with a big old spoiler on the back. I said it was what you used to hang it up at night with. No other reason for it to be there.
At 65 mph there's 80 lbs. of downforce right there! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2026 10:30 PM (h906C) 118
Story about the pilot from the source.
Interesting. The Alaska Supreme Court seems to have upheld the forfeiture on the grounds that the natives cant handle alcohol, and therefore a $95,000 plane for 72 cans of beer is not excessive. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 22, 2026 10:30 PM (kYmoU) 119
It's very difficult to make a VW bug handle well. The suspension design borders on covered wagon . . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in OK The Macpherson Strut front suspension of a Super Beetle handles pretty well. Sway bar in the rear and you are good to go. Posted by: VW Trends! at July 22, 2026 10:30 PM (JM9I6) 120
Just read Adam Curry's wiki page, the guy has had an interesting life
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2026 10:30 PM (sKqQm) 121
Thank you for ONT Mr. TRex. As a two time Subaru owner I heartily approve. Our current 2012 Outback replaced a 2007 Forester which was murdered (wrecked) by our then 17 year-old. Single car accident. Carelessness. No one hurt thank God!
No real complaints other than as I mentioned recently - if you have to replace a tire you have to replace all four unless they're fairly new.. I don't know why. It's in the manual. Has something to do with the symmetrical All Wheel Drive. The 2012 has a timing belt which cost $2500 to replace as 'routine' maintenance at 105k miles. I'm told later models have a chain which doesn't have to be replaced. The headlights are also difficult to replace, especially the driver side. I've given up trying to do it myself since Pep Boys will do it for $50 or so. The Outback is nicely appointed and gets amazing gas mileage for a car it's size - almost 30 mpg at 70 mph. We're considering replacing the 2012 with either a new Outback or a Lexus. I'm leaning toward the Subaru as it runs on regular. Lexus wants Premium. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 22, 2026 10:30 PM (QGaXH) 122
Maiden and the Beasties? Whatever did we do to deserve these gracious gifts of grandiosity?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 22, 2026 10:31 PM (6lIrI) 123
Seizing the guy's $95000 plane over a 6-pack is f'ed up bigtime.
It's not clear if the pilot even knew that the passenger had beer in his luggage, and yet the statute references "knowingly." I don't get it. I wonder if SCOTUS was looking for a case with really great facts for the appellant, in order to strike down disproportionate forfeitures. If so, they found a beauty. Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2026 10:31 PM (RCjYY) 124
Not to mention the corner at Ballagarey. Miss it and the riders smack headlong into a stone building.
Posted by: Tonypete ------ Braking points are of supreme importance if you want to survive a turn...and be competitive. Better get 'em sorted during practice. It takes discipline to go from WOT on a straight, and then clamp on the binders hard at thelast possible moment. Turns 1 & 12 at Road America come to mind. https://shorturl.at/jeFYO Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2026 10:32 PM (XeU6L) 125
Hypercycloids.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Wow, that sounds like they really hurt!! Posted by: Tonypete It was the company logo from Republic Steel that was headquartered in.......Cleveland. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2026 10:32 PM (R6/qx) 126
118 Story about the pilot from the source.
Interesting. The Alaska Supreme Court seems to have upheld the forfeiture on the grounds that the natives can’t handle alcohol, and therefore a $95,000 plane for 72 cans of beer is not excessive. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 22, 2026 10:30 PM (kYmoU) The real problem is that the pilot had no idea the passengers had the beer on them, and he never did fly any of it to the village, so why they went after him is because his plane is worth so much money, and they would get that benefit. It far outstrips the price of the fine. Ridiculous. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:32 PM (vXSTz) 127
Don't need a Subaru where I live, but rented one for a trip on rough roads in the great American West. Very nice Forester, handled rough roads well. Nothing bad to say about it.
Would not throw it out of bed for eating crackers. Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 22, 2026 10:33 PM (YVvS/) 128
67 Texas used to have dry towns. But once you left town, it was legal to drink beer to a level short of intoxication.
I think we (Texas) still have a few dry counties. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2026 10:33 PM (s522d) 129
Kindltot, umm, hard cider. 4H halloween party, and our 4H club leader didn't notice that the cider had "turned".
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2026 10:34 PM (0Htd1) 130
In the '70s, holding yourself out as a competent bush pilot would probably have gone over very well with the ladies, come to think of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2026 10:34 PM (h906C) 131
We had a great old Rambler station wagon.
Until one of the front wheels fell off. Posted by: wth at July 22, 2026 10:34 PM (oq9dX) 132
It was the company logo from Republic Steel that was headquartered in.......Cleveland.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory I should have known that - I worked for them for a time. Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2026 10:34 PM (6x1Uq) 133
The judiciary up here is ghastly. Everything from the State Supremes down to family court is a complete joke. The good news is a lot of legal sharks are up here so if you need real representation, it's available. It's like they do it on a dare or something.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:34 PM (vXSTz) 134
130 In the '70s, holding yourself out as a competent bush pilot would probably have gone over very well with the ladies, come to think of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2026 10:34 PM (h906C) Well, there are old pilots, and bold pilots, but no old bold pilots. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:36 PM (vXSTz) 135
Subaru takes on the 24 Hours of Nurburgring with a WRX modified for racing - this onboard lap is excellent:
- Yeah, you can tell he's pushing when he hits the rumble strips back in the technical section. That course is so much fun when you're the one doing all the passing (It's my second favorite Gran Turismo track after Grand Valley Speedway). Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 22, 2026 10:36 PM (vSvIl) 136
(Dry towns are almost never completely dry)
By stopping the sale of alcohol retail, they forced people into their restaurants to buy it at big markups. Easy money. Posted by: Tom Servo --- There was a private club across the street from the court house and one out on the highway. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 10:36 PM (pMmVV) Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:38 PM (vXSTz) 138
Random quote for the day
Karl Marx & Frederick Douglass were both born in 1818. Marx grew up in comfort, Douglass in chains. Marx thought the world owed him more comfort; Douglass only demanded liberty, & he'd do the res Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 10:39 PM (rbvCR) 139
Did the Herculoids ever team up with the Hypercycloids?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:39 PM (Cqx++) 140
Did the Herculoids ever team up with the Hypercycloids?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:39 PM (Cqx++) Only for that Christmas special that we never talk about Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 10:42 PM (rbvCR) 141
You'd think that Nurse would be all over this post by now - it's made for her.
My wife has a 2018 Subaru Outback. Awesome car. Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 22, 2026 10:43 PM (0CU3H) 142
Did Judge TRex have the Fresca restocked at Bushwood?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg) 143
Would not throw it out of bed for eating crackers.
Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 22, 2026 10:33 PM (YVvS/) * * * * Haven't heard that one in a long time! Thanks! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2026 10:43 PM (D/6p1) 144
What I ask for the negro is not benevolence, not pity, not sympathy, but simply justice. The American people have always been anxious to know what they shall do with us
I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us
your interference is doing him a positive injury. Frederick Douglass, What the Black Man Wants
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 22, 2026 10:44 PM (kYmoU) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 10:44 PM (pMmVV) 146
Never thought i would ever see someone do a rail grind in a Suburu Brat
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2026 10:46 PM (9CZQg) 147
*rummages in the Club's storage room*
Hmm. No Orange Crush, but there's a case of Fanta Orange, a case of Fresca, and a couple of packs of Ramune "assorted flavors". Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2026 10:46 PM (rdVOm) 148
T Rex was more stealthy, more cunning, and, frankly, more weird looking that we thought. (32:3
https://youtu.be/dkcgQQSgznU Posted by: mindful webworker - with even tinier arms at July 22, 2026 10:46 PM (M5tgA) 149
Hemerrhoids are bad, but Hyperrhoids are agony.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2026 10:47 PM (T2w7I) 150
Would not throw it out of bed for eating crackers.
Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 22, 2026 10:33 PM (YVvS/) * * * * Haven't heard that one in a long time! Thanks! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2026 10:43 PM (D/6p1) When I hear that phrase, Barbara Mandrell comes to mind. https://youtu.be/IpMpS1RFzsk Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg) 151
tcn
I took a bush pilot flight with my young kids to Coldfoot, AK. I asked the pilot if he had an airbag-- a joke. He said, "It's only a 40 minute flight!" Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2026 10:47 PM (RCjYY) 152
To make a contented slave, you must make a thoughtless one. It is necessary to darken his moral and mental vision, and, as far as possible, to annihilate his power of reason. Frederick Douglass, My Bondage and My Freedom
Thanks for the tip!Politicians Everywhere Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 22, 2026 10:48 PM (kYmoU) Posted by: West Coast Sub Crew From 1941! at July 22, 2026 10:48 PM (wVcYX) 154
Nicaragua’s lawmakers said they will carry out a plan by President Daniel Ortega to abolish elections in the Central American country, prompting renewed criticisms Wednesday by the international community. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:49 PM (Cqx++) 155
115 Well done, Dino.
Flashback on the ski team Subaru- good stuff. Posted by: scampydog at July 22, 2026 10:30 *** Doggo! Posted by: TRex - lite beer dino at July 22, 2026 10:49 PM (XfIK1) 156
Since this is an auto thread, I thought I might remind everyone about the dangers of ladies farding while driving.
Posted by: Zombie Rush Limbaugh at July 22, 2026 10:49 PM (JM9I6) 157
The Barbara Mandrell comment make me go look up some pix. She has aged very, very well!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:50 PM (Jr+re) 158
Well, there are old pilots, and bold pilots, but no old bold pilots.
Posted by: tcn in AK Chuck Yeager. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2026 10:50 PM (R6/qx) 159
98 I see in WA state the Dems are moving to reduce the sentence for online child predators.
But they are totally serious about the threat of the Epstein class. Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2026 10:25 PM (sKqQm) True hypocrites never admit it. Posted by: Joemarine at July 22, 2026 10:50 PM (y171U) 160
Well, there are old pilots, and bold pilots, but no old bold pilots.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 10:36 PM (vXSTz) ***cough*** Remember me ??? Posted by: zombie Chuck Yeager at July 22, 2026 10:51 PM (3sXRv) 161
Before I forget again, thank you to the person who posted the intro playlist to Frank Zappa on Monday's ONT. I had time to listen to them all this afternoon, and have to say it's different. If his music shows up in future ONTs, I'll play it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2026 10:51 PM (qx7Zg) 162
Random quote for the day
Karl Marx & Frederick Douglass were both born in 1818. Marx grew up in comfort, Douglass in chains. Marx thought the world owed him more comfort; Douglass only demanded liberty, & he'd do the res Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 10:39 PM (rbvCR) They also had very similar hairdos. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 22, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ) 163
I see in WA state the Dems are moving to reduce the sentence for online child predators.
But they are totally serious about the threat of the Epstein class. Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2026 10:25 PM (sKqQm) if the Oregon legislature follows suit, they will call it the Neil Goldschmidt act Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 10:52 PM (rbvCR) 164
I ran across Yeager while at Edwards. He was a retired general and came out to wring out a fighter now and then. He was a Class A asshoe!
Several years later met his son who was in the Air Force and he was a stellar human being. Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Jr+re) 165
I prefer just abolishing elections, with no People's Democratic Republic bs.
Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2026 10:53 PM (RCjYY) 166
Since this is an auto thread, I thought I might remind everyone about the dangers of ladies farding while driving. Posted by: Zombie Rush Limbaugh You shouldn't have said that. Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at July 22, 2026 10:54 PM (Cqx++) 167
had a subaru forester. Loved it until the head gasket started leaking. That was awful.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport ----- That was a big failure before 2010. They came up with a new gasket, and that's pretty much disappeared as a problem. My forester had the gasket replaced($2200) at 41k, but it has run great since. It laughs at snow, until it gets higher than the bottom of the grill. I've cruised around Jeeps, 4W trucks and even quattros on snowy uphills. It now uses a quart of oil every 4k, but I change it around 3500, so no big deal. 236,000 mi. Posted by: buddhaha at July 22, 2026 10:54 PM (cBDov) 168
"Is it safe to eat lettuce in Mexican food form again?"
Oh boy. Just so you all know, there is a brewing scandal about where all that is coming from. The lettuce thing was a red herring. I'm not sure it'll really see the light of day in the MSM due to wokeness, but the source is pretty cut and dried at this point. The upper midwest is getting hit extra hard because the great lakes are now literally awash in shit (thanks Canada!), but otherwise the outbreak closely tracks one specific population. Posted by: ewww at July 22, 2026 10:56 PM (YPz7y) 169
Oh man, I fell down the rabbit hole on that "Dry Village" law up in Alaska. First off, Beaver is a town of 17 to 101 population depending upon the time of year and what's in season. They voted to make it dry because of all the locals getting hammered and shooting each other, or other types of violent crime.
There are 32 Fully Dry towns in Alaska. There are another 28 that are dry in the sense that they don't sell alcohol. The State law requires you know which towns fall into which category, and the asset seizure is written right into the State law (not just the municipality). There are no mulligans on the law. "I didn't know" is not a valid defense. Many believe that Alaska is so strict on the asset seizure because they use some of the confiscations for their various government employees once acquired and don't auction all of them off. I'm not sure how the pilot gets snagged for the passenger's indiscretions on this one, especially since the confiscation occurred before leaving Fairbanks. Posted by: Box of Rocks at July 22, 2026 10:57 PM (dIske) 170
147 *rummages in the Club's storage room*
Hmm. No Orange Crush, but there's a case of Fanta Orange, a case of Fresca, and a couple of packs of Ramune "assorted flavors". Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2026 10:46 PM **** Ummm.... Thanks much for looking but might want to double check the expiration dates. Never know how long stuff has been sitting in storage. And watch out for spiders. Posted by: TRex - restocking slacker dino at July 22, 2026 10:57 PM (XfIK1) 171
Evenin'
Rally racing drivers are the best in the world. Better than F1 drivers. It's impressive to watch them. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 22, 2026 10:57 PM (+J/Au) 172
The upper midwest is getting hit extra hard because the great lakes are now literally awash in shit (thanks Canada!), but otherwise the outbreak closely tracks one specific population.
Posted by: ewww at July 22, 2026 10:56 PM (YPz7y) Moose? Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2026 10:58 PM (lCppi) Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 10:58 PM (Jr+re) 174
Beaver is dry
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 10:13 PM (Cqx++) You need better dates. Posted by: tcn ------ Or better technique. Or KY. Posted by: buddhaha at July 22, 2026 10:58 PM (cBDov) 175
The upper midwest is getting hit extra hard because the great lakes are now literally awash in shit (thanks Canada!), but otherwise the outbreak closely tracks one specific population.
Posted by: ewww at July 22, 2026 10:56 PM (YPz7y) Moose? Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2026 10:58 PM (lCppi) Canadian Geese? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX) 176
Not written by Otto Penn.
I read a story recently about a woman "mechanic" passenger in an Uber who demanded that the driver stop playing with the car's fidget stick. When he explained that it had a manual transmission, so he had to shift manually, she refused to believe it. Sad, really. My first two cars were 4-speed and 5-speed stick econoboxes. Fun to drive, though. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg) 177
Ummm.... Thanks much for looking but might want to double check the expiration dates. Never know how long stuff has been sitting in storage.
And watch out for spiders. Posted by: TRex - restocking slacker dino ------- Haha! Thanks, boss. Yeah, the American pops have expired, but the Ramune is still fizzy.. So much fun to open those! (stay away from the "watermelon" flavor-- it's gross.) Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm) 178
Gosh. When I was growing up in Dallas in the late 70s early 80s, Dallas was dry. I remember my alcoholic father being pissed about it.
I also remember blue laws. None of the shopping malls were open on Sundays. Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 22, 2026 11:02 PM (yEz+x) 179
In my personal life I drive jeeps and pickups, but when I go to job sites I usually rent a car, Subarus are typically not fleet vehicle but every now and again you’ll get a Subaru Legacy.
I’ll rent that if it’s available. Sadly they discontinued it last year. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2026 11:02 PM (XV/Pl) 180
In April 2012, Jouppi was preparing to fly a passenger from Fairbanks to a remote village, Beaver, where alcohol was banned. The passenger had packed beer with other groceries in her luggage. State Police troopers searched Jouppi's plane before it departed and spotted a six-pack of Budweiser in a shopping bag.
Do Alaskan State Troopers just randomly search charter flights, or was this a setup? Posted by: toby928(c) at July 22, 2026 11:03 PM (4NO2D) 181
Utah has state run liquors stores.
So does Idaho. The difference is; in Utah, they are few and far between, even in SLC. Large parts of the state they are nearly non-existent. Idaho, they are plentiful. Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at July 22, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ) 182
Do Alaskan State Troopers just randomly search charter flights, or was this a setup?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 22, 2026 11:03 PM (4NO2D) They do it when you file a flight plan to a dry village. Not uncommon. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 11:03 PM (vXSTz) 183
For those unaware of what's going down in SE Canada; it's the dot-not-feather Indians. You'll find the outbreak is just as bad on the north side of the lakes, if not worse.
I don't think I can adequately convey how everything gets literally enshittified once there are enough of them in one place. I would be sorely tempted to use my one "if you had a time machine..." card to stop the Brits from teaching them English. Posted by: ewww at July 22, 2026 11:04 PM (YPz7y) 184
They do it when you file a flight plan to a dry village. Not uncommon.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 11:03 PM Huh. That seems excessively invasive. Posted by: toby928(c) at July 22, 2026 11:05 PM (4NO2D) Posted by: Miklos presents the B-52s with "Dry County" at July 22, 2026 11:05 PM (sxR7k) 186
Do Alaskan State Troopers just randomly search charter flights, or was this a setup?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 22, 2026 11:03 PM (4NO2D) ___________________________ You think maybe the Staties wanted to increase their resources with a $95,000 puddle jumper? Could be right. Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2026 11:05 PM (dIske) 187
178 Gosh. When I was growing up in Dallas in the late 70s early 80s, Dallas was dry. I remember my alcoholic father being pissed about it.
I also remember blue laws. None of the shopping malls were open on Sundays. Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 22, 2026 11:02 PM (yEz+x) ________________ Ocean City, NJ is still a dry town to the best of my knowledge. Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2026 11:07 PM (dIske) 188
In Alabama, the Troopers have to at least bust out one of your taillights to justify the bootlegging stop.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 22, 2026 11:08 PM (4NO2D) 189
181
In addition to being few and far between, the state run liquor stores in UT also have peculiar hours of operation, in my very limited experience. I'm used to liquor stores that stay open 'til 11pm. Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2026 11:08 PM (RCjYY) 190
Hmm. No Orange Crush, but there's a case of Fanta Orange, a case of Fresca, and a couple of packs of Ramune "assorted flavors".
Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2026 10:46 PM **** Ummm.... Thanks much for looking but might want to double check the expiration dates. Never know how long stuff has been sitting in storage. And watch out for spiders. Posted by: TRex - restocking slacker dino We lock up the good stuff Or I just keep it at home Posted by: Assistant Late Nite Manager Miklos at July 22, 2026 11:08 PM (sxR7k) 191
This *has* to be shared.
Dear people who type in all lowercase, We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital Letters. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2026 11:08 PM (qx7Zg) 192
Damn, seriously old Iron Maiden. Dennis Stratton was on guitar before Adrian Smith joined. Thats some ancient 1st album footage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2026 11:10 PM (S41Gd) 193
Dear people who type in all lowercase,
goodnight, horde. see you tomorrow night! thanks for the laughs. Posted by: LRob in OK at July 22, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr+re) 194
Ocean City, NJ is still a dry town to the best of my knowledge.
Posted by: Orson I think you mean Ocean Grove, NJ, between Asbury Park and Bradley Beach. It's a unique town, founded by Methodists. Posted by: What Exit? at July 22, 2026 11:11 PM (JM9I6) 195
Ocean City, NJ is still a dry town to the best of my knowledge.
Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2026 11:07 PM (dIske) Yup, fuck that place. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2026 11:11 PM (S41Gd) Posted by: e. e. cummings at July 22, 2026 11:11 PM (sxR7k) 197
184 They do it when you file a flight plan to a dry village. Not uncommon.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 11:03 PM Huh. That seems excessively invasive. Posted by: toby928(c) at July 22, 2026 11:05 PM (4NO2D) Well, so is the alcohol-fueled violence in the villages, so they decided they would rather have the law on their side. It is hard to overestimate the horrible damage alcohol does in these villages. Between the lack of real jobs, the sheer laziness due to welfare checks, the lack of education (even though we put schools in every damned one of those villages), and the incest, I find it remarkable that anyone survives living there, but they choose to do so anyway. I don't have issues with villages deciding to be dry, or the law enforcement of same, but this case is over the top, blaming the wrong guy, and taking much more than is warranted. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2026 11:12 PM (vXSTz) 198
Moose?
Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2026 10:58 PM (lCppi) Canadian Geese? Posted by: Count de Monet ---- Loons? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2026 11:12 PM (XeU6L) 199
Well, I can't speak to Subarus, I've never driven one even as a rental.
But, my interview today went extremely well (he liked my skillset and my mindset), and hopefully I'll have the second round in a few days. Keep praying, it helps! Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 22, 2026 11:13 PM (aJQbY) 200
I lived in a dry county in my teens and you either had to buy from a bootlegger, or drive north to the next county.
I think the county is still dry but the city I lived in was allowed to vote independently and went "wet", so I guess it's easier for the county rurals to get beer now. Posted by: toby928(c) at July 22, 2026 11:13 PM (4NO2D) 201
Speaking of a dry town in NJ...
Anybody else watch the "Atlantic City" series with Steve Buscemi? About Prohibition in NJ? It was very good! Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2026 11:14 PM (RCjYY) Posted by: call me.....Tim at July 22, 2026 11:14 PM (sxR7k) 203
Speaking of a dry town in NJ...
Anybody else watch the "Atlantic City" series with Steve Buscemi? About Prohibition in NJ? It was very good! Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2026 11:14 PM I really liked that show, but I thought the ending felt forced. Posted by: toby928(c) at July 22, 2026 11:15 PM (4NO2D) 204
or maybe 'rushed' is the term.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 22, 2026 11:16 PM (4NO2D) 205
I had a Subaru, a GL Wagon. In general, I found it to be a very good vehicle. It had a simple 4 wheel drive that did very well in Minnesota winters.
There was one problem, every time I had it serviced, there was a very expensive surprise, a part that cost way more than it should have. One in particular, a chunk of ice was kicked up by a car in front of me and hit a head light. The glass on the front was broken. The head light still worked, the reflector behind it was intact. The bracket that held the headlight to the car was undamaged. When I tried to replace the glass at the front of the headlight, I discovered the glass, the reflector, the bracket, even the light bulb were all sold as one part and it cost me 210 dollars, in 1989, to repair that headlight. There were several other expensive surprises over the ten years I owned that car and now, I have a list of car companies which I will NEVER EVER do business with, Subaru is at the top of that list, Chevrolet is right underneath it. Posted by: JB1000 at July 22, 2026 11:17 PM (YPIjd) 206
Dear people who type in all lowercase,
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. --------- What if you only jack off a Minotaur? Posted by: Literotica.com at July 22, 2026 11:17 PM (u/oMr) 207
tcn
My instinct is that SCOTUS is going to come down hard on forfeitures-- they were just waiting for the right test case. Boy did they find one! Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2026 11:18 PM (RCjYY) 208
I would be sorely tempted to use my one "if you had a time machine..." card to stop the Brits from teaching them English. Posted by: ewww They should have just left them alone and buy tea and take it home. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 11:18 PM (Cqx++) 209
Don't know if it has changed, but Copperhill, TN co-joined with McCaysville, GA. Georgia side was dry, TN not. There was a bar there with a yellow line down the center lengthwise. Dry one side, wet the other.The restrooms were on the GA side.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2026 11:19 PM (XeU6L) 210
tcn,
I feel for the natives in the villages. It must royally suck having no real opportunity. They really don’t stand a chance. There’s opportunity for kids in medical school to have their debt completely wiped away if they sign on to work in rural Alaska's for four years. Few takers. It’s so sad. Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 22, 2026 11:20 PM (yEz+x) 211
Idaho State Liquor Stores used to be closed on Sundays. Don't remember when the law changed, but I think it was a compromise to prevent grocery store (&etc) sales. The State didn't want to lose its grip?
Beer & wine can be purchased just about anywhere, during certain hours of the day (allowed only 6am-2am), but "hard likker" must be purchased from a State Store. Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2026 11:21 PM (rdVOm) 212
But, my interview today went extremely well (he liked my skillset and my mindset), and hopefully I'll have the second round in a few days. Keep praying, it helps!
Posted by: RandomDave Good for you! Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 22, 2026 11:22 PM (PV/ya) 213
Don't know if it has changed, but Copperhill, TN co-joined with McCaysville, GA. Georgia side was dry, TN not. There was a bar there with a yellow line down the center lengthwise. Dry one side, wet the other.The restrooms were on the GA side.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Wasn't that place featured on an ONT some months or years ago? Never been there, but sounds familiar. Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2026 11:23 PM (rdVOm) 214
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Nicaragua’s lawmakers said they will carry out a plan by President Daniel Ortega to abolish elections in the Central American country, prompting renewed criticisms Wednesday by the international community. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. ------------- Rubio's statement is all over the Latin world. z@MiguelContigo - 8h MARCO RUBIO REQUESTS JOINT OPERATION ... US Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, made it clear that Washington, together with the international community, will not sit idly by. while the Sandinista, together with his wife Rosario Murillo, deepens repression in the Central American nation. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 11:23 PM (pMmVV) 215
Good luck, Random Dave!
Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2026 11:24 PM (RCjYY) Posted by: Rush Chairman Miklos at July 22, 2026 11:25 PM (sxR7k) You Can't Spell Humpday Without Cafe*
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