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In The Kingdom Of The Blind, The ONT Is King
Happy Friday everyone! Let's take a closer look at America
Fido Friday: Save the baby!
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AI sex
Ooops
Painting
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Commies
Culture
Friday cute
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Shut up and take my money
Field trip
Remember what we've lost
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 8, 2026
Greed
But it hurts to sit down
Indians
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Did the NFA actually die in court?
Tie down
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What do you pick from each row?
Close call
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(Jump to bottom of comments)You hardly see affectation nowadays.🙄
Posted by: mindful webworker - identifies as mindful webworker at August 07, 2026 09:59 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:59 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 09:59 PM (3oLMy)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 09:59 PM (3oLMy)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 07, 2026 10:00 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 07, 2026 10:02 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2026 10:04 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 10:04 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 10:04 PM (Cqx++)
Gutfeld: Reports are that Mandami is hyper-sensitive. I'd usually make a joke about this but I don't want him to fly a plane into my building.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 10:05 PM (Sco7b)
We live right there in NE Okla, where the Ozarks butt up against the South Great Plains. Drive east and you get into the forests and rolling hills and lakes and streams. Drive west, actually from here you go just over the river and up the hill and you're in the prairie, then it's a long mostly-flat drive until you hit the Rockies. Kind of neat, really, to be right at that transition.
Is that TMI for OPSEC? Oh, well.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at August 07, 2026 10:05 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 07, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 07, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2026 10:08 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 10:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 10:09 PM (ExV1e)
It's a Library Card!!!
That you will have to show ID to get...
Oh.... wait...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 10:10 PM (mP0Kj)
Thanks for the ONT though! Better than what I can do!
Posted by: SimoHayha at August 07, 2026 10:10 PM (IeYnM)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 10:11 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)
Need to put up an ad.
Room for Rent.... Hate Welcome
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 10:11 PM (mP0Kj)
i want to party with you, cowboy.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 10:12 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)
I saw one of those uptown today.
I was driving but I'm pretty sure white Christians aren't on those.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 10:14 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 07, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 07, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: SimoHayha at August 07, 2026 10:17 PM (IeYnM)
Posted by: Idiot AWFLs at August 07, 2026 10:19 PM (Riz8t)
Speaking of AI, the Horror Writers Association has blacklisted one of their female writers for daring to have the opinion of saying 'stop with the witch hunts against people wanting to learn about AI.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 10:19 PM (2GVsD)
Your answers are correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Agreed.
Unless it's the burnt-tasting crap from starbux, then probably 4-3-2.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 07, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)
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Just laugh and stop asking awkward questions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 10:19 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 07, 2026 10:21 PM (q7DDe)
I thought this would have to be bone dry to work, right? Just makes sense to me. But a feller on YouTube made a demonstration. He claimed that carbon molecules can’t absorb water. I mean, OK if you say so. But he was able to soak this char cloth in water, and still get a coal going with flint & steel.
So keep this in the back of your mind the next time you’re out in the rain without any lighter or matches!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 10:22 PM (lrEMD)
Posted by: Joemarine at August 07, 2026 10:22 PM (y171U)
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 10:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)
For me it's zero (as in no coffee...), 3 on the toast, and I would prefer 2 on the meat, but doc makes me have 4-6...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 10:26 PM (l3cgK)
from Denmark: Persons guilty in crimes aged 15-79 by country of origin and type of decision.
https://tinyurl.com/ywtcujrm
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)
Mine says Hate has no home here, but vengeance has a master suite.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2026 10:27 PM (S41Gd)
I read of a handful or a gang of old Karens (6), and man are they ugly, protesting deportations at the airport. Apparently they figured out certain days that the illegals are brought to a hanger and shipped out this summer by ICE.
They have signs! One old bag looked very tired as well as ugly and I want to deport her as well. She probably wants to adopt one to hang out with her feral cats.
The horror of cuffs and chains on their feet disturbs them! The illegals are treated unkindly!
One commented that "people noticed! as they were reading their signs!" Right. Right. Right.
They noticed, you nitwit, as probably they were curious as well as 90% or more wanting to cheer about the deportations.
I have no idea how many want to cheer and made up this number...however they did not mention anyone cheering for the Karens or wanting to join.
Bring back Hari Krishnas!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 10:27 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 10:29 PM (JvZF+)
The horror of cuffs and chains on their feet disturbs them! The illegals are treated unkindly!
The bint's grandmother was onboard with FDR having "undocumented Japanese workers" shot with no trial. Something these people should be reminded of...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 10:29 PM (sKqQm)
Thanks, 'nother good'n, Weird Dave.
Weird Dave? (checks to be sure)
"Posted by: WeirdDave"
As if there was any question!
Posted by: mindful webworker - 30-second exposure at August 07, 2026 10:30 PM (62m/B)
If you ask leftist atheists if they like Christian morality the answer will be no, its all wrong.
But ask them if they like what came before Christianity, which they are trying to return to more and the answer will be yes until you force them to acknowledge what that culture was actually like.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 10:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at August 07, 2026 10:32 PM (4YEhy)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 07, 2026 10:33 PM (/HDaX)
*crosses fingers*
^O_o^;
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 10:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
Consistency!
And I just realized anyone who would pick all 6's probably is the Antichrist.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LRob in OK
I thought you didn't get to adobe until New Mexico.
Ooohhh. (Rosanne Rosannadanna voice) Never miiiind.
I meant to mention, that long, mostly flat drive from here west is actually an imperceptible gradual climb to the foothills of the Rockies.
Posted by: mindful webworker - do young folk even get the ancient SNL reference? at August 07, 2026 10:36 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2026 10:37 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 07, 2026 10:37 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)
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I wondered about that. Our dogs, even the smart one who taught herself to pee/poop outside at 9wks by hitting the front door with her paw, would not know what a knife was.
She also smiled on command which would scare people.
German Shepherd/Malamute/Husky and looked like an Akita. Saved me once from an intruder and bit his butt as I opened the door and told her to "get him." She lunged at him. Surprise! He was right at the door with his hand on the handle.
She was not trained for this but knew something was up, sensed it with me, and would have tried to kill him. We named her Gilda from SNL.
He might not have seen me reading the paper and was simply a burgler. I heard bushes rustle, reading the paper one morning, and then saw him walk through two gates of the picket fence to the back porch.
I quickly dressed and she was right there with me the entire time. He jumped a fence and she brought back his jean's pocket to me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 10:37 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: SimoHayha at August 07, 2026 10:17 PM (IeYnM)
Oops, sorry ref. I didn't see you down there, or I wouldn't have dribbled the ball on your head.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)
Yeah, I'd been hoping the 2nd one was the continuation with consequences.
Posted by: mindful webworker - inconsequentially at August 07, 2026 10:38 PM (62m/B)
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Gierige bastaarden
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 10:39 PM (JvZF+)
It works.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 07, 2026 10:40 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: SimoHayha at August 07, 2026 10:17 PM (IeYnM
SissyBall.
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 10:40 PM (LHPAg)
Yeah, I'd been hoping the 2nd one was the continuation with consequences.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Maybe he's not going anywhere, but he doesn't want his stuff to blow away in the wind?
He didn't have a come-along, so he'll roll the truck forward a foot after he's done tying it.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)
So far, the Dog Days haven't been too bad. At least the first week of August not all that bad. First and third weeks of July were the worst here, looking at my weather station graphs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 10:42 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 07, 2026 10:44 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 10:44 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 10:45 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Archimedes
I presumed it was.
Women painting: I sure hope that's AI.
Friday cute (balancing kid) - terrifying. With it was AI.
Tie-down: AI refuses to be that stupid.
Madmanny's 9-eleven grocery: All too real.
Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing artificial, 150% natural at August 07, 2026 10:45 PM (62m/B)
https://youtu.be/E3GGKF6CsjY
RIP Robert Stack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2026 10:46 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 10:46 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2026 10:49 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 07, 2026 10:49 PM (hj9Cy)
You know the problem with that cut-rate Viagra knockoff, though?
It gives you a stiff neck, a stiff back...
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 10:52 PM (RCjYY)
You youngsters have no idea what LAX was like in the 70s. Moonies, Krishna, Scientology, EST, TM, Ananda, the Mahavishnu John McLaughlin Orchestra,...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 10:52 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Iris at August 07, 2026 10:52 PM (286+n)
Thankfully this is the longest part to print, the rest of the parts are in the half to 3hr range.
Problem is there are still a kajillion parts left.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 10:52 PM (XV/Pl)
****
slow golf clap 👍🏻
Posted by: clarence at August 07, 2026 10:53 PM (BJ9EB)
Posted by: 496 at August 07, 2026 10:53 PM (OaiXh)
It might have something to do with most of the lower class Indians are the ones migrating to Canada under the guise of fake student VISAs, and in their places of origin falls the 30% of Indians without indoor plumbing.
I went to India once. And, I vowed never to go back. However, if I'm looking for a novel form of suicide someday, Indian street food will do the trick.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 10:53 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2026 10:54 PM (S41Gd)
I didn't break 100F here this July, topping out for a high of 99.5F. But hell, dew point hit 82F, and on the day at some point the heat index on that day briefly hit 121F on the console, and that was during the first week in July.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 10:54 PM (w6EFb)
What a country!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
I'm okay with a half-cup or so. Not sure what I'd do with a gallon-size one, other than scare the horses.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 10:55 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 07, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)
Violent gorilla attack.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 10:55 PM (1paM0)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at August 07, 2026 10:55 PM (RLh3Z)
I think reciprocating with a 'tikkie' for the rides would more than balance that out… and obviate a repeat.
Posted by: mindful webworker - extra charge for seatbelt use at August 07, 2026 10:56 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 10:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
We have a launch in the morning.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-38
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 8, 2026 PDT
Launch Time: 7:00 a.m. PDT (1400 UTC, 16:00 CEST)
https://youtu.be/IKpbroR9kuk
Posted by: Joyenz at August 07, 2026 10:56 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 07, 2026 10:57 PM (YSQQv)
Only furrin spies exemecuted were the Germans deposited on LI by the U-boat, I think. Forget the process. Should know it. Vaguely recall there was a legal kerfuffle over the process. One guy was spared because he talked, as I recall.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 10:57 PM (U/Byj)
Apparently, the people of Medellin are happy.
https://tinyurl.com/39c3spry
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: LRob in OK
Cool enough at night now to leave the bedroom windows open.
*blink blink*
I just realized that I had a dream that the temperature was going down to the 50s tonight. Pretty sure that was a dream.
Posted by: mindful webworker - dream on at August 07, 2026 10:59 PM (62m/B)
Yes! I can't refresh the page, or leave and return, without having to fight my way through a page of popup ads.
So, since some of them are unintentionally funny, I thought I'd share some of them with the horde.
As publius pointed out last night, the Google algorithm has figured out I must be a seasoned citizen.
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 11:00 PM (RCjYY)
Right now, the sky is slate gray. My throat is feeling it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 11:00 PM (0aYVJ)
It occurs to me that the evil scientist in this movie is Black Fauci... he developed a horrible bio weapon that came back unsummoned, and attacks a whole town, and he becomes an Ahab character who seeks to protect his ungodly creation and his own reputation by sacrificing the town to it, while demonizing everyone who tries to stop it by claiming they've been "infected" by it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:00 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 07, 2026 10:57 PM (YSQQv)
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Trying to think what my dog would do. I'm about 99% sure he'd get closer for a better view and in his little doggy brain he'd be thinking.... "Oh, this is going to be good."
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 11:01 PM (1paM0)
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 11:02 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:03 PM (BI5O2)
X has been hilarious today with the discourse and banter on these two declaring. I imagine Reddit has the sads.
Posted by: Ann at August 07, 2026 11:04 PM (SHHm+)
*blink blink*
I just realized that I had a dream that the temperature was going down to the 50s tonight. Pretty sure that was a dream.
Posted by: mindful webworker - dream on at August 07, 2026 10:59 PM
High 97 tomorrow. But the low is 79.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 11:05 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:00 PM (BI5O2)
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Which one? The Steve McQueen one from the 50's. The half-assed one from the 70's. Or the one from the 80's that stars no one I recognize but was supposed to have been a very solid remake.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 11:05 PM (dIske)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 11:06 PM (1paM0)
So you know the smell...
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 11:02 PM (XuXeR)
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Oh yeah. Sort of like hanging around a dumpster after that unidentifiable liquid which is oddly reflective makes little rivers across the macadam on a hot day. The depressing thing was the little kids running all over the place with no supervision (some had to be under 5 years old).
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 11:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 11:08 PM (1paM0)
But, what the government wanted to convey at the time, was that there was no chance for spies and saboteurs to succeed in fortress America. No chance they were going to report what actually happened and let it filter back. Otherwise they would have tried it again, only with more reliable personnel
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 11:08 PM (lrEMD)
The violent gorilla attack ruining the pizza is true, but my eyes glided over that line first time through, I think because it was above the pizza, not below.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 11:09 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mindful webworker - hero President at August 07, 2026 11:09 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 11:09 PM (RCjYY)
Right now, the sky is slate gray. My throat is feeling it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 11:00 PM (0aYVJ)
Pug, as I'm sure others have told you, the "typical" Boise summer only has a couple of smoky weeks at the end of August. This has been a nasty one.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 07, 2026 11:11 PM (hj9Cy)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 11:08 PM (1paM0)
_______________________________
I went to China a couple times. I was less concerned about the smell than I was about the fact that I could actually see the air I was sort of breathing.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 11:12 PM (dIske)
The guy tying down something on his truck seemed inconclusive.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Glad I'm not the only one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2026 11:13 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - do young folk even get the ancient SNL reference? at August 07, 2026 10:36 PM (62m/B)
Having just entered college when SNL premiered, I think never mind was Emily Latilla. Prima facie evidence that I am heretofore ancient.
Posted by: TxAnn at August 07, 2026 11:13 PM (SjAWL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 11:14 PM (JvZF+)
The enshittification of pretty much everything. We will be squeezed and mined to the last penny. At this rate we'll be required to buy subscription services to be allowed to buy groceries.
Posted by: You watch, they'll do it! at August 07, 2026 11:15 PM (TbWk/)
The Fibbies were opening everybody’s mail that was coming from overseas during the war. Quite an operation. There was all sorts of codes and secret inks and microdots and the rest of it.
One thing about an open society, their spies only needed to go to a well stocked public Library to get all sorts of sensitive information. “Aviation Leak” they used to call it. Meanwhile, in places like the Soviet Union, you couldn’t even get a road map.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 11:15 PM (lrEMD)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 07, 2026 11:15 PM (S7WXb)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Glad I'm not the only one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
As I joked, it's fine if he's not going anywhere.
If he's going to drive away, tying the rope off to the spokes of his wheels isn't ideal.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 11:16 PM (rbvCR)
tying the rope off to the spokes of his wheels isn't ideal.
Posted by: mikeski
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I did notice those spokes, kinda wondered what he was attempting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2026 11:16 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 11:18 PM (XeU6L)
I am at daughter's house - they sprang me early this afternoon 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
"Hospitals! They may take our dignity, but they'll never take our freedom!" -- things an elderly William Wallace might have said
Welcome back to vacation!
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)
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The '88 version. My 6yo has decided it's her new favorite (instead of her previous favorite, The Car). So I get to watch it every freaking night.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:18 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 11:19 PM (1paM0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 07, 2026 10:57 PM (YSQQv)
This video is fake, also
Charles Curran
@charliebcurran
Aug 6
The year is 2030. Claude 9 has gone rogue and taken control of one billion Sexbots.
They call it the Goonpocalypse.
https://tinyurl.com/4wzfaw2k
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 11:21 PM (1paM0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:18 PM (BI5O2)
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So much better than Mary Poppins
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 11:21 PM (JvZF+)
Watched a honey badger kill and eat a 4-foot long black mamba snake.
Snakes lose to house cats every time, because reflexes.
However, a badger can't do that. It got bit repeatedly... and kept getting back up to try again! Badgers have acquired a natural immunity to the same venom that can kill an adult lion with one bite.
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 11:21 PM (RCjYY)
At this rate we'll be required to buy subscription services to be allowed to buy groceries.
Posted by: You watch, they'll do it!
You'll need a good social credit score.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:22 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:18 PM (BI5O2)
_________________________
Ahuha,...I have an Idea. Ahuha....How does a purple dinosaur sound? Pretty tempting, no? Ahuha.
Posted by: Barney at August 07, 2026 11:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:22 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: steevy
If it's literal, that's fine. Get the judges out there with sledgehammers.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 07, 2026 11:15 PM (S7WXb)
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Yay! Go look outside to the west!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 11:23 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (YwEeS)
Trump will file an appeal and keep on building. He’ll finish the ballroom before the litigation is done.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 11:23 PM (1paM0)
https://tinyurl.com/39c3spry
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:59 PM (viF8m)
I said when Petro was first a candidate, why were they so hot to kill Pablo Escobar if they are going to turn around and let a M19 leader run instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 11:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (YwEeS)
I thought there already was some kind of ballroom. Where in the WH was that famous pic of Princess Di dancing with John Travolta taken during the Reagan years?
Posted by: TxAnn at August 07, 2026 11:24 PM (SjAWL)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at August 07, 2026 11:25 PM (J3Cv/)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:26 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 10:54 PM (w6EFb)
July was great here other than the first few days. Very high 70's to barley over 80. Dry enough where I needed a light sweatshirt on the bike, especially around the 6pm area. At night it would be really low 60's. That is not our normal July by a long shot. There was also no rain other than around the 4th at the end of the heat wave. I said we'll probably pay for it in August. So far it seems that august will break it off in our ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2026 11:26 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 11:27 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: AnchorPoint
Ha!
Can the Horde beat those?
Or would we just go political?
MCISB, the judge let it off with time served.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 11:30 PM (VHUov)
good news! Interview will be Tuesday morning. Hopefully this is it.
Posted by: RandomDave
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Thank goodness! Jeez, those people have been stringing you along.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2026 11:30 PM (mmrXZ)
I am at daughter's house - they sprang me early this afternoon 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 07, 2026 11:15 PM (S7WXb)
Were there any little ones around to do a Snoopy dance for you? Or did you have to do it yourself?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2026 11:31 PM (qx7Zg)
Because Joyce was an Irish citizen, his lawyers argued that it was a legal impossibility for him to have committed treason against Great Britain.
However, a British court ruled that since Joyce had once traveled on a fake British passport, he was therefore subject to British treason laws. And so he was hanged.
Pretty ingenious! And unlikely to ever serve as a precedent, because the facts were so unusual.
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 11:32 PM (RCjYY)
My coffee is so black it got cast as the next James Bond.
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:34 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 11:27 PM (aJQbY)
Woot! Break a leg!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at August 07, 2026 11:38 PM (BTTT8)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 11:40 PM (3fZgy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:40 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 11:42 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:44 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:40 PM (1z8ji)
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*waves from the Ozarks*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 11:45 PM (3fZgy)
My coffee is so black, it got probation for Manslaughter.
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 11:45 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: TxAnn
Well, I guess I'm ancienter because I can't tell Rosandana from Litilla.
Posted by: mindful webworker - so long ago and so very far away at August 07, 2026 11:46 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 11:27 PM (aJQbY)
Woot! Break a leg!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)
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Morons Get Results
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 11:46 PM (JvZF+)
Hard to know what goes on inside puppet governments run by the intel community. But I don't think it's a coincidence that USAID money dries up to the NGO community in Latin American and the whole region moves right the same year.
I mean frigging Colombia is now at war with the cartels.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 11:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 10:52 PM (JvZF+)
I remember that crap well. I don't know what they were called but there was also the weirdos on 10 speeds with the wire pyramids on their heads. My dad used them all as a don't do drugs point of order.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2026 11:47 PM (ZD542)
Still would prefer a MK-19.
Posted by: SMH
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Pretty sure I recall an affection for the M249...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)
Pound was adjudged insane.
If you ever tried to read his poetry, you can see that the argument was not without merit.
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 11:50 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)
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I adored my SAW, don't get me wrong.
A girl can have more than one favorite machine gun.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 11:51 PM (3fZgy)
153 Ezra Pound was captured, and spared death for his nineteen charges of treason, on account of twisted old fruits being pitiable, or somesuch. I never understood it. It would have been an impromptu gunshot execution were I present.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:44 PM
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You wanna know what I think?
Posted by: Col. "Bat" Guano at August 07, 2026 11:52 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:53 PM (BI5O2)
My coffee is so black, it got probation for Manslaughter.
Posted by: mnw
My La'Tay is so black, that that's the joke.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 11:54 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 11:54 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 10:52 PM (JvZF+)
I remember having literature pressed upon me by an earnest young rep of the "Fusion Energy Foundation" at LAX in maybe 1982. LaRouchites, they were.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:56 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (YwEeS)
Well the DC courts are 90% fucking traitors. Fuck them.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2026 11:57 PM (ZD542)
Posted by: Jack Chick at August 07, 2026 11:59 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 11:54 PM (RCjYY)
Poets are suspect, right from the git-go. Well, except for Robert W. Service, who was in it for the money, and who made a fine living as a popular poet. Unicorn, he was. And the Commies learned to hate him, once he wrote "The Ballad of Lenin's Tomb".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:59 PM (1z8ji)
It's been on the dry side this year as well. I had a pretty wet May, June was a little above normal, and July a little below. So far, I'm about 1" or so below normal this year to date. GSP itself is still way behind, maybe 5" so far. The whole damned state was in severe drought conditions or worse until about May. Not as bad now, but pretty much everybody is still behind normal for the year.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2026 12:00 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 10:52 PM (JvZF+)
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Rex Kramer's bull rush through those types in "Airplane!" was only slightly exagerrated from real life.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2026 12:01 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2026 12:01 AM (BI5O2)
As my late cousin would point out, our rainfall distribution here in the upstate, GSP's forecast area, is pretty much bimodal. We have streaks of wet years and dry years, and it's usually some event that flips it from regime to the other. He said there's a pattern there, but it's really complex and I don't think they every really got it figured out completely.
Anyway, "normal rainfall" here could be seen as either a wet dry year, or a dry wet year. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2026 12:02 AM (w6EFb)
The White House Ballroom will be completed. It is well within the authority of the Executive Branch to do so, and the modification has been proposed for decades.
What may change, is phony baloney activist judges claiming authority they don't actually have.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2026 12:02 AM (L78T1)
Posted by: mnw at August 08, 2026 12:04 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (YwEeS)
Well the DC courts are 90% fucking traitors. Fuck them.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2026 11:57 PM (ZD542)
There are so many *legitimate* reasons to have a secure, defensible area for State functions with foreign dignitaries. That they currently require circus tents is ridiculous. The only fucking reason the fucking Left fucking hates this is because AAARRGGH! FUCKING TRUMP, YOU GUYS!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 08, 2026 12:05 AM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Hey, you're going to scare muldoon away.
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2026 12:06 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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"Low Country/Gullah Geechee Corridor"
Makes me homesick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2026 12:08 AM (XeU6L)
There's nothing wrong with poetry, in itself.
But once it's a job description, so is "canal digger."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2026 12:08 AM (BI5O2)
And the man at the back said, "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2026 12:09 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2026 12:01 AM (BI5O2)
Robert Service wrote poems that were intended to appeal to common people. Dramas in verse, they were. Not unlike Homer, in that respect. He was an entertainer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2026 12:10 AM (1z8ji)
Another local area weather mystery my cousin and the GSP guys would note is a little "hail alley" just over to the east about 10 miles or so into Spartanburg county, running roughly N-S.
That's an area that got a lot more hail, by a long shot, than any random spot in their forecast areas. Seemed to be hail attractor of sorts. They had theories about it, but never really anything definite about why.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:12 AM (3oLMy)
What would happen if Trump just kept on building? Would the appellate court send... US marshals to block the construction workers?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2026 12:12 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 11:47 PM (viF8m)
As it should be. Also Ecuador, and it looks like Fujimori fille is as well.
(and Paraguay's President Santiago Peña has told Lula to piss off over Lula's official assignment of guilt over the War of the Triple Alliance)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2026 12:14 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 08, 2026 12:15 AM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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"Low Country/Gullah Geechee Corridor"
Makes me homesick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Little I know of other regions but it appears to be the best regional demographic on the web.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:16 AM (3oLMy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)
Probably topography. Change in elevation causes changes in lapse rate, triggers hail formation when conditions are otherwise right. I am probably not stating the correctly. Peon Manor is in a "hail/tornado alley", too, but so far this summer, it has escaped without any hail at all. One little flurry, a few dozen slushy hailstones that would bounce off Tinkerbell's gauzy wings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2026 12:16 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (YwEeS)
Well the DC courts are 90% fucking traitors. Fuck them.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2026 11:57 PM (ZD542)
That's not right. President Trump is too old to wear spandex pants with no ball room.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 08, 2026 12:16 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2026 12:16 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2026 12:17 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: mnw at August 08, 2026 12:17 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:20 PM (YwEeS)
Well the DC courts are 90% fucking traitors. Fuck them.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2026 11:57 PM (ZD542)
Shit, at this point trump is old enough to just go Idi Amin and have them all whacked and go open warfare against the communist insurgency. By the time they catch up with him he'll be dead from old age. If it does it right there won't be anybody left to complain anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2026 12:19 AM (S41Gd)
Makes me homesick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
What for you be say dat?
Posted by: Mammy Miklos from Daufuskie at August 08, 2026 12:19 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2026 12:19 AM (ibDUx)
They're always up to no good, and a cursory glance at their personal affairs always turns up a litany of perfidies, from the bedroom to the bank.
Harumph. Double harumph.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2026 12:19 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 08, 2026 12:16 AM (qx7Zg)
Heh! I have just recently adopted the wearing of suspenders instead of a belt for my work pants/shorts. Much more comfortable, and I am not constantly hitching my pants up to keep them from falling off my ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2026 12:20 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 11:47 PM (viF8m)
As it should be. Also Ecuador, and it looks like Fujimori fille is as well.
(and Paraguay's President Santiago Peña has told Lula to piss off over Lula's official assignment of guilt over the War of the Triple Alliance)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Eight of nine countries went for Trump picks against communism.
We're going to get hemispherical unity.
Wouldn't it be a bitch to Europe and the Middle East and China for us not to be dependent on them for anything. Manufacturing, medical, food and raw materials all traded amongst each other in this hemisphere. Good news for everyone involved.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:23 AM (3oLMy)
at this point trump is old enough to just go Idi Amin and have them all whacked and go open warfare against the communist insurgency. By the time they catch up with him he'll be dead from old age. If it does it right there won't be anybody left to complain anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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That's why I'm asking what would happen if he just proceeded with construction. How many divisions does the appellate court have?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2026 12:23 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Miklos just flipped a switch at August 08, 2026 12:24 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Uncle Joe Carson wore suspenders with a belt on his entire tour on Petticoat Junction.
Posted by: Alf Monroe at August 08, 2026 12:24 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2026 12:19 AM (S41Gd)
He ought to (secretly) authorize a black ops squad to make persistent Communists disappear. "Where did (insert name here) go?" "Fled the country to avoid prosecution." "Why haven't we heard from him/her?" "Because if we knew where he/her was, we'd send a team to rendition him/her."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2026 12:25 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2026 12:26 AM (BI5O2)
at this point trump is old enough to just go Idi Amin and have them all whacked and go open warfare against the communist insurgency. By the time they catch up with him he'll be dead from old age. If it does it right there won't be anybody left to complain anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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It might be beautiful but Trump devoutly believes in the American system (the rule of law) which he more strictly than any other adheres to, God bless him. He is determined to make it work.
He's like George fucking Washington.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:27 AM (3oLMy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2026 12:28 AM (BI5O2)
Justin (Joostaan) Wilson always wore a belt and suspenders.
In a previous career he had been a Safety Engineer.
Posted by: Mikleuse ga-ron-tees at August 08, 2026 12:28 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:30 AM (3oLMy)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:26 PM (YwEeS)
Because you're not psycho...?
Conservatives were surely more pissed that Hillary's friend Christopher Stevens was murdered than Hillary or any other leftard faggot piece of shit.
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2026 12:30 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2026 12:31 AM (byWhc)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 12:32 AM (1paM0)
What for you be say dat?
Posted by: Mammy Miklos from Daufuskie
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Heh. I can recall when there was only a single white guy on Daufuski at the time, who ran a little store, which was also the P.O. Don't believe that there were 100 people there.
Also have an epic tale about how a friend and I (both about 16) set off in a canoe to paddle across Calibogue sound and camp on Dafuski. Got caught in a nasty squall. Never made it. Ended up huddled under the upturned canoe on a shell bank overnight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2026 12:34 AM (XeU6L)
Chevy Chase would lean in and say “It’s violence on television, not violins!” To which Emily would respond “Oh! … Never mind!”
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Not Chevy Chase. Jane Curtin.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2026 12:34 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 12:32 AM (1paM0)
Emily Litella was a character played by the late Gilda Radner, who was taken from this world much to soon by cancer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
However, a British court ruled that since Joyce had once traveled on a fake British passport, he was therefore subject to British treason laws. And so he was hanged.
He should have used the Glenn Beck defense for supporting Hillary.."well, it LOOKED like they were going to win"
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 08, 2026 12:35 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2026 12:36 AM (hj9Cy)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:36 AM (3oLMy)
Posted by: The Usual Suspects at August 08, 2026 12:36 AM (1l4vO)
Leo Amery was Secretary of State for India, and a member of Churchill's inner War Cabinet.
His son John Amery made broadcasts from Nazi Germany & was hanged for treason.
The British had no sense of humor at all about treason during wartime.
Posted by: mnw at August 08, 2026 12:37 AM (RCjYY)
Most comfortable and convenient.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I find the belt-clip type convenient.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2026 12:38 AM (XeU6L)
Most comfortable and convenient.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:30 AM (3oLMy)
I am damn close to doing the same. Lord I am getting old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 08, 2026 12:39 AM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 12:40 AM (1paM0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:40 AM (3oLMy)
I joined Club Suspenders a little over a year ago myself. I lost some weight, and a belt just wasn't cutting it. Pulling up your pants all the time gets to be a PITA.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 12:43 AM (1paM0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:45 AM (3oLMy)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 11:26 PM (YwEeS)
That's because we can tell the difference between a Kenyan fruit and an imbecile (or both at the same time), and our country.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2026 12:46 AM (2nJ9I)
Most comfortable and convenient.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2026 12:30 AM (3oLMy)
I am damn close to doing the same. Lord I am getting old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 08, 2026 12:39 AM (0aYVJ)
Since I've been watching my sugar and carb intake I started dropping weight and my belt on in the last notch. I made a joke i would need suspenders or have to poke some new holes in the belt. Mrs b says well why don't you just used the stack of new pants you didn't fit in, they'll probably fit now. I'm starting to think she's the brains of the operation. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2026 12:46 AM (S41Gd)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 12:43 AM (1paM0)
The ones I am wearing right now are Dickies, bought for 6 bucks at a thrift store. Worked right out of the box, they did. I look like a Hutterite now!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2026 12:47 AM (1z8ji)
Miklos, I remember hubs reaction to Justin Wilson's recipe for potato salad which required several cups of left over French Fries. He would often stand behind the stove and declare himself the Cajun Chef, this was before he morphed into Iron Chef Chen Kenichi.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2026 12:47 AM (ibDUx)
Yes - it was a US embassy, and ambassador, and the brutal attack should have entailed brutal reprisals. But it didn't. So, that's that.
Beyond the symbolic importance of the target and ensuing capitulation, what is this?
A CIA/Clinton/Blumenthal/Drumheller op that never should have happened in the first place. An incompetent, wan hothouse flower in charge of a weapons deal. A poorly secured embassy, and a "safe" house exposed to a mob of savages. It was a perfect Obama-era fuckup, and that's about it.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2026 12:47 AM (BI5O2)
"Looks Like Tony Romo May Never Return to NFL Broadcasting Because of OWI Arrest."
The NFL has quite a number of convicted FELONS playing in the League, Chiefs' Rashee Rice is one of them.
But Romo is going to have his careen ended for a misdemeanor OWI., apparently.
Posted by: mnw at August 08, 2026 12:51 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Undersecretary of the Cabinet That Leads To Narnia at August 08, 2026 12:51 AM (lwAKE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 12:52 AM (1paM0)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 12:52 AM (1paM0)
Oh, nevermind.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2026 12:53 AM (2nJ9I)
I loved the "Jane, you ignorant slut!" sketches.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2026 12:53 AM (2nJ9I)
It was Jane Curtin this time, Chevy Chase another time, or someone else.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Oh. Never mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2026 12:54 AM (mmrXZ)
tcn, great minds!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2026 12:54 AM (mmrXZ)
The doctor tells him a story about a lion hunter who went out without his gun. When a lion charged, all he had was an umbrella. So, out of sheer desperation, he pointed the umbrella at the lion and yelled "Bang!".
The lion keeled over dead with a big hole in it.
The patient says "That's ridiculous. Someone out of sight must have shot the lion."
Doctor: "Bingo."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 08, 2026 12:54 AM (IG3/x)
I loved the "Jane, you ignorant slut!" sketches.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb)
The best was the opening of the Weekend Update when Jane leans into the camera and says, "I'm wearing black, lace panties. [pause] And now the news!"
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2026 12:54 AM (2nJ9I)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 12:52 AM (1paM0)
I *think* (and it's been OMG 50 years? Jesus...), so I could be wrong) that Curtin was given the Weekend Update gig after Chase left the show.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 08, 2026 12:56 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2026 12:56 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2026 12:54 AM (2nJ9I)
"that would be 'Opening lines never used for the Merv Griffin Show'"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2026 12:58 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 01:02 AM (1paM0)
You getting zoomies out your way?
There's a JBER air show tomorrow, so Air Force Raptors and Navy Blue Angel Super Hornets have been blasting around over the city at not much more than treetop height. When it first started up yesterday afternoon, my first thought was that Putin was testing to see how much of a distraction the Iran thing is. I thought a couple of them were gonna take off the roof.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 08, 2026 01:02 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: mnw at August 08, 2026 12:51 AM (RCjYY)
There is NO worse crime! Should be death penalty!
Posted by: MADD at August 08, 2026 01:02 AM (ZD542)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2026 01:02 AM (CHHv1)
https://youtu.be/2hJiOWQ7e18
Never mind that. Try this instead:
https://youtu.be/deebKNI-dTE
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - keep us ever mindful of the needs of others at August 08, 2026 01:03 AM (62m/B)
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2026 01:04 AM (VHUov)
Neighbor lady drives up in an SUV. I said, "got a new toy for my sandbox". She says, "Oh, Lord, don't let my husband see that, he will want one!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2026 01:05 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Undersecretary of the Cabinet That Leads To Narnia at August 08, 2026 12:51 AM (lwAKE)
I thought a litella was that female organ that men are supposed to be unable to find.
(seriously... what's up with that? First, the clitoris is not at all hard to find (barring a woman who's been raised by mutilating Islamic savages), and secondly, if your man can't find it, SHOW HIM).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 08, 2026 01:06 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2026 01:07 AM (1paM0)
There's a JBER air show tomorrow, so Air Force Raptors and Navy Blue Angel Super Hornets have been blasting around over the city at not much more than treetop height. When it first started up yesterday afternoon, my first thought was that Putin was testing to see how much of a distraction the Iran thing is. I thought a couple of them were gonna take off the roof.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 08, 2026 01:02 AM (IG3/x)
We drove into Anchorage today to run errands, saw the Blue Angels practicing. Had to pull over to watch, because, cool.
I think they come over our house for some of their maneuvers but we shall see tomorrow. I'm not putting up with Anchorage crowds to see Arctic Thunder, but it was fun when I was younger, certainly. Also, when I had easy base access. Being retired, I'd have to take the bus... no thanks.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2026 01:07 AM (2nJ9I)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2026 01:05 AM (1z8ji)
DH already said he wants one. Like we need more holes in the yard.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2026 01:09 AM (2nJ9I)
Yeah, traffic gets pretty crazy.
I was considering it after I heard they're going to have a U-2 on display (never saw one of those in person), but nah... not worth the aggravation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 08, 2026 01:09 AM (IG3/x)
There were also those sketches where Dan Ackroyd would play this sleazy, fly-by-night character who sold these ridiculously dangerous children's toys and Halloween costumes.
The "Johnny Human Torch" costume. Some oily rags and lighter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2026 01:09 AM (w6EFb)
It's the cost of doing business with greedy retards.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2026 01:10 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2026 01:09 AM (w6EFb)
"Just flick your Bic and... Flame on!"
Also the "Invisible Pedestrian" costume and the "Bag-O-Glass" toy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 08, 2026 01:11 AM (IG3/x)
Another Friday Night Cafe
Lysebotn, Rogaland, Norway
Baby elephant plays with his "toy," which looks like a small bicycle innertube. Where's your trunk? Sky-puppy squeaks as he's petted. I'll take Things Which are Orange, Trebek, and your mother's a whore. Fawn vs. lamb. Old but fun: A guy set up cameras to catch the groundhog eating all of his vegetables and found the groundhog was a camera-hog who was proud to be filmed stealing carrots. AI video of a cliff city on another planet. An albatross has her chick returned to her (after a medical check-up). I'm posting this because I didn't really know what an albatross looked like. Kinda cute. Definitely don't kill one while at sea. Vertigo simulator. Sibling slapfight.
Difference between border collie and husky..🐕🐾🐶😅 pic.twitter.com/8ttW38ku4H
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 6, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)
The version of 52 Pick-Up I acquired has Italian as the default audio track and not English, so I have to add a stream picker and memory settings.
Do I want to do this as a JSON or a table entry?
Hmm...
Oh, I think I will ruminate on this over a nice Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 07:26 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 07:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 07:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Caf at August 07, 2026 07:30 PM (q+TLe)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 07:32 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 07:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 07:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Are they going to block the sites off against the return of the water and excavate them?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2026 07:34 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)
____________________________
I never saw any until a knowledgable soul up in NH started pointing them out. They are, of course, nocturnal. BUT, during the day the best place to see them is very high up in the trees. They're climbers and sleep in the trees, or in rotted out logs. After that, I saw a bunch.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 07:34 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Skip
Central PA and Western NY are full of them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 07:35 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2026 07:36 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 07:37 PM (viF8m)
There's either a large artifact in the digital pic,oooorrrrr,
that's one hell of a drop just before the bottom switchback.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 07, 2026 07:37 PM (oyafG)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)
Have not seen many porcupines in the wild. I do recall seeing one in the Tobacco Root Mountains in Montana. Just sitting on a tree limb.
Buddy's dog got a snout full of spines from an encounter in Wyoming. Poor thing. Required a trip to the vet.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 07:38 PM (0aYVJ)
Findind the off switch can be the major problem
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)
>>The code will wait.
Indeed.
I am also printing a gigantic torso for a Galactus 3D print, total time is 13hrs to print this one piece, I'm under 3hrs to go.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 07:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard at August 07, 2026 07:40 PM (JM9I6)
There's either a large artifact in the digital pic,oooorrrrr,
that's one hell of a drop just before the bottom switchback.
Posted by: buddhaha
Just a guess. That could be a maintenance road for the transmission line that goes down the mountain and feeds the town.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 07:41 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: A Fine Lady at August 07, 2026 07:44 PM (JM9I6)
O frabjous day! Thank you, Ace! Have a great weekend!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: A Fine Lady at August 07, 2026 07:44 PM (JM9I6)
In 1990 my battalion sponsored an R&R trip to Portoroz, Yugoslavia. One of my buddies was a black dude, and he was mystified, because many of the locals had never seen a black person. The kids would innocently rub his arms to see if it came off. He was cool as hell, and he became a bit of a celebrity for the short time we were there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 07:49 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 07:49 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 07:50 PM (MWfyi)
Did she finally see an Asian person before she passed?
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 07:51 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 07, 2026 07:53 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 07:54 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 07:29 PM
As it shrinks in danger of sliding into depression. It's already blue about it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2026 07:54 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 07:50 PM (MWfyi
A big breasted woman from a nearby city can show me how to be a millionaire!
I took Ralphy to the vet today for an allergy shot. He's still kicking.
Him and Snowflake were sleeping upstairs. Ralphy had to go out and when Snowflake is here she always follows her dog friend out.
It's really cute.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 07:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 07:56 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)
Wait.... Penguins are half black, half white...
So, under the new South Africa Race laws, who do they count as?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:58 PM (mP0Kj)
Chloe the Bengal Kitty has really adapted well to her new home.
She's kicked Penny off the top shelf in my office.
She's found her little niche.
She also enjoys the Fancy Feast and dry kibble that I feed the other kitties rather than the expensive cat food that I was given for her.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 07:58 PM (FZ29D)
I got the message alright.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 07:58 PM (6dcPw)
Do they shed a lot?
I'm spring cleaning the house. Wow the hair and it's just my dog and a part-time cat.
I'm combing them both now more frequently, but I don't think it'll help as much as I'd like.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)
I'm spring cleaning the house. Wow the hair and it's just my dog and a part-time cat.
I'm combing them both now more frequently, but I don't think it'll help as much as I'd like.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:00 PM (Sco7b)
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I try not to think about it too much. Usually when I vacuum or sweep, I end up with enough fur for 1-3 more cats.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 08:05 PM (FZ29D)
The rocks round the island are literally covered with penguins, cormorants, and albatrosses. The former, wedged together in a dense phalanx, have no more dread of man than ducks in a poultry-yard, although they have met with such persecution on the island; and any number might be taken by the hand without any difficulty. The sailors eat the livers and hearts, which are exceedingly palatable, but the flesh of the body is rank and oily.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 07, 2026 08:05 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 08:05 PM (KAa/S)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 08:05 PM (FZ29D)
I'm glad all of you are doing well.
Everyone have a good night!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: javems at August 07, 2026 08:06 PM (7EFCs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.......
At least they're not Moroccans.
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 08:07 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: t-bird "
Wearing a wingsuit so he can fly off the end of the road like Wiley Coyote.
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 08:08 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 08:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: t-bird "
Wearing a wingsuit so he can fly off the end of the road like Wiley Coyote.
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 08:08 PM (MWfyi)
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As I recall, that didn't end well for poor Wile E....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 08:10 PM (FZ29D)
So, under the new South Africa Race laws, who do they count as?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:58 PM (mP0Kj)
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Coloured.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 08:10 PM (ZOv7s)
The created total mayhem, and in the two years that followed, the center-right got organized and won a plurality of seats in the 1934. By all European parliamentary customs, their leader should have been named prime minister and formed a coalition government.
Ah, but the left always cheats. The leftist president instead picked fringe parties' leaders, who then needed the center-right to form a government. So some conservative things got done, but the coalitions kept collapsing, and so a new fringe part got to be PM. Meanwhile, the Anarchists launched an armed rebellion in Asturias which was put down with the Foreign Legion. (cont)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 08:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 08:18 PM (u/oMr)
They immediately launched a parliamentary inquiry into "election irregularities" and concluded that all the most conservative parts of Spain had committed fraud and needed to vote again. These votes were completely rigged, and they went from a razor-thin majority to a supermajority.
And what did they do with this huge majority? They impeached the president because he wasn't radical enough! Oh, and they greanted amnesty to all the captured rebels who had tried to overthrow the government, and refused to prosecute people for killing landowners and looting businesses. One giant CHAZ.
This got the Army worries, and Emilio Mola began making a plan for a coup. Franco was noncommittal until the brutal murder of Jose Calvo Sotelo, a conservative politician who was killed by a police officer - who went unpunished. It's all there - leftists eating their own, radicals pushing aside moderates and of course tearing up the rules they wrote themselves because they got in the way.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 08:21 PM (ZOv7s)
Why doesn't one want to kill an albatross? Don't recall that from the O'Brien series?
Posted by: MkY at August 07, 2026 08:28 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 08:21 PM
Some people may have done some things.
They were done in the enthusiasm of the moment.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Popular Front at August 07, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 08:31 PM (MWfyi)
There's either a large artifact in the digital pic,oooorrrrr,
that's one hell of a drop just before the bottom switchback.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 07, 2026 07:37 PM (oyafG)
Goes through a tunnel. Here's a video of people driving that road...
https://youtu.be/_Z0yEnm3D0s
Tunnel starts at ~8:00.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:31 PM (ExV1e)
Why doesn't one want to kill an albatross? Don't recall that from the O'Brien series?
Posted by: MkY at August 07, 2026 08:28 PM (q6tQZ)
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Way I remember it, an albatross was a good luck charm, until some idiot killed it.
Yes, I've read a poem.
Posted by: Mal Reynolds at August 07, 2026 08:31 PM (FZ29D)
Lord save us from experiencing it in our lifetimes. (And our children's children's lifetimes).
Posted by: MkY at August 07, 2026 08:32 PM (q6tQZ)
Killing an albatross is considered bad luck primarily due to the maritime superstition that these birds carry the souls of deceased sailors. Sailors believed that harming an albatross was an act of violence against a departed soul, which would invite the wrath of the sea, resulting in misfortune, storms, or shipwreck for the entire crew.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2026 08:35 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: fd
TL
R
Kidding. Isn't that the "Rime of the Ancient Marner" or some such?
Posted by: MkY at August 07, 2026 08:35 PM (q6tQZ)
Apparently someone left the cardboard figure out in the rain and the magic marker started to run.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:36 PM (6dcPw)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Ahhh. I see. So they don't taste good?
Cause if they were tasty, all that superstitious crap would've gone out the window.
Posted by: MkY at August 07, 2026 08:37 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 08:38 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Fatty McFattington at August 07, 2026 08:38 PM (uHU6e)
Posted by: Gullible Gus at August 07, 2026 08:40 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 08:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: MkY ''
Yep. Where we get the phrase "Water, water, everywhere".
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: The Magnificent Frigatebird at August 07, 2026 08:42 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 07:34 PM (0aYVJ)
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First time I saw Bill Nighy on the screen.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 08:42 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Colorado Rockies at August 07, 2026 08:44 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 08:46 PM (0IMoU)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 08:46 PM (0IMoU)
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 08:46 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 08:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 08:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: MkY ''
Yep. Where we get the phrase "Water, water, everywhere".
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi
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When we read it in English class, the main takeaway was not that you shouldn't shoot the albatross, but that if anyone did the shooting, it should be you, because everyone else got killed. All you got was some haunting memories.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)
The Roku portion is another thing all together.
Roku's language is called Brightscript which is an unholy alliance of xml markup and Visual Basicish sub routines.
The app is janky, but works, doesn't quite resemble the web frontend, but you can browse and play movies, TV shows are a whole other ball of wax as I can't quite figure out how to correctly parse the the show/season/episode file structure yet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 08:49 PM (XV/Pl)
And the top pic is the opposite, right? What's the name for "the fear of a four-ton rock falling off a mile-high cliff and crushing your house while you sleep?"
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
The earliest incarnation of the Prisoner's Dilemma.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 08:51 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)
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"Rime of the Ancient Mariner" always reminds me of the MAD Magazine parody "Rime of the Ancient Skateboarder" illustrated by Don Martin.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 08:51 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)
Dylanophobia.
Everybody must get stoned.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 08:52 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 08:49 PM
It's all in how you marshall.
Posted by: Dillon at August 07, 2026 08:53 PM (0sNs1)
"Why?"
"Because I said so. And because the nearest Cabela's is twenty five hundred miles back that way, so stop shooting random shit for no reason, dammit."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 08:54 PM (Ot/FD)
Beeen on a losing streak. Got beat 11-0 by the Tigers. At home.
Miserable.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 08:46 PM (0IMoU)
The Rockies were eliminated about halfway through spring training.
Hell, the Savannah Bananas could take most MLB teams 3 out of 5.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 08:58 PM (0aYVJ)
That's probably closer to the truth and the legends came later. If you are out hunting deer and an eagle flies by do you kill it just for grins? Albatross follow fishing boats, ironically thats how many get killed but not by shooting them, they get caught in fishing gear.
But only a knucklehead would should a huge, beautiful bird like that for no reason.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m)
Mileage may vary based on if you're leaving or arriving at the village.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 09:02 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 09:02 PM (MWfyi)
Everybody must get stoned.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 08:52 PM (Ot/FD)
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Bob Dylan was the first Bob Dylan, who was billed as the next Woody Guthrie.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Has this become a Coleridge thread? The perhaps some of you can put me some knowledge:
I am a great fan of Douglas Adams and think his Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency is one of his best books. However, after many readings, I confess I really don't understand the ending, and how Gently's interruption of Coleridge in mid-hash debauch changed the writing of "Kubla Khan" and the alt ending of the alien space probe.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 07, 2026 09:06 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 07, 2026 09:10 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: MkY at August 07, 2026 09:13 PM (q6tQZ)
Did I just kill the thread?
*sad trombone*
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 07, 2026 09:10 PM (SgdqL)
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Everyone went to go scrounge up their Norton Anthology of British Literature to see if "Kubla Khan" is in there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 09:14 PM (FZ29D)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 09:15 PM (Ia/+0)
How fun!
Posted by: MkY at August 07, 2026 09:16 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 09:18 PM (FZ29D)
— the man from Porlock
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)
Mariners suck.
Beeen on a losing streak. Got beat 11-0 by the Tigers. At home.
Miserable.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Somebody throw them an albatross!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 09:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 09:23 PM (rdVOm)
Miserable.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Could be worse {{nr}}. You could have been born a Mets fan.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 09:24 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 09:27 PM (XV/Pl)
1. John Milton
2. William Shakespeare
3. Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 07, 2026 09:29 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 09:32 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: clarence at August 07, 2026 09:37 PM (BJ9EB)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 09:18 PM (FZ29D)
We no longer have any kittehs, but Mischa loved Bug, but hated Scout. Bug loved Mischa and Scout. Bug was a sweetie.
Mischa was a gray and white tabby born under a sheet of plywood leaned up against a barn. 1998
Bug was a calico from a pet store. 2001
Scout was a black kitty, part Persian, a rescue.2005
They all lived nice long lives. I miss our kittehs.
We want new pets, but we are not in the right place for that right now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 09:38 PM (0aYVJ)
https://shorturl.at/AJVyV
Posted by: clarence at August 07, 2026 09:37 PM (BJ9EB)
Why does that cat have blue claws?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2026 09:40 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 09:32 PM (Cqx++)
Dad?
Dad loved word-play like that. It was not a placebo. It was place-bow.
I do the same damn thing. Might just be a genetic disorder. On the Scottish side.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 09:41 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2026 09:40 PM (/HDaX)
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I think they are "caps" that cover the claws so that the cat doesn't damage furniture when scratching.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 09:44 PM (FZ29D)
Cool. Beats hell out of declawing them.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 07, 2026 09:44 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 09:44 PM (1paM0)
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2026 09:45 PM (fV9m3)
- Baudelaire
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 09:44 PM (1paM0)
Gesundheit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 09:46 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2026 09:46 PM (/Chlc)
They’re outdoor animals who are great at vermin control. Keep them outdoors doing vermin control. Let the dogs patrol them.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 09:47 PM (1paM0)
Cool. Beats hell out of declawing them.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy
Many vets won't do the procedure any more. A lot of shelters won't either.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 09:48 PM (zWqu+)
Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2026 09:48 PM (ZNpJk)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 09:48 PM (1paM0)
Sorry, Horde. Cats stink.
They’re outdoor animals who are great at vermin control. Keep them outdoors doing vermin control. Let the dogs patrol them.
Posted by: Bulg
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One-life loser.
Posted by: Cats at August 07, 2026 09:49 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 09:50 PM (1paM0)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 09:51 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 09:51 PM (ZxPkt)
Cuz you don't know about the tunnel.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:53 PM (ExV1e)
I got some penguins 'cause I just got…
Y'know what, never mind. ONT, please. WeirdDavely preferably.
Posted by: mindful webworker - identifies as mindful webworker at August 07, 2026 09:54 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:59 PM (ExV1e)
https://youtu.be/_Z0yEnm3D0s
Tunnel starts at ~8:00.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Thanks. I only watched the tunnel bit, because I get motion sickness when my eyes and my inner ear don't agree. Below deck on a boat,or in an IMAX theater does me in, but those motion simulating rides, like the Pandora ride at Disney World are no problem.
The tunnel has a switchback!
Posted by: buddhaha at August 07, 2026 10:16 PM (oyafG)
Trump Offers Cities "BIDEN" Grants to Defray Costs Accrued Due to Biden's Open Borders, With One Iron Requirement: Recipients Must Comply Fully With ICE and Trump's Deportation Program
I don't expect any of the truly obnoxious blue cities will go for this, but I appreciate the troll.
The Department of Justice is now offering $3 billion in "BIDEN" grants to help local municipalities recoup their losses incurred by Joe Biden's destructive immigration policies. The grants, being called the Bridging Immigration-related Deficits Experienced Nationwide (BIDEN) program, is one of the biggest grant programs the DOJ has ever offered and is aimed at helping cities hire more police officers, upgrade technology, and build temporary detention facilities for illegal migrants, the Washington Post reported. But there is one provision that is non-negotiable. The municipalities that apply for the grants must pledge to work with federal immigration authorities as they carry out federal immigration policies. The jurisdictions that apply must agree to "fully participate" in the ICE 287(g) partnership that links local law enforcement to ICE and other federal immigration enforcement agencies. "This Department of Justice is committed to ensuring Biden-era border disasters never happen again," said Associate Attorney General Stanley Woodward. "We are proud to once again champion law and order." The description of the program explains that the grant dollars are intended for "locating and apprehending aliens who have committed a crime under federal, state, or local law, in addition to being unlawfully present in the United States." The DOJ also notes that some of the money may be expected to come back to the federal government as reimbursement for "the costs associated with federal law enforcement intervention" should federal resources have to be spent "to reduce crime or public disorder" related to immigration enforcement actions. There are no other catches other than participation in the 287(g) program, and municipalities may spend the grant money however they wish. The DOJ reported that 181 cities have already applied for the grants.Unrelated: Tuq'r has previously strongly hinted he believes that the US government or Israel -- and aren't they really the same thing, am i rite? -- blew up the World Trade Center.
Now, he makes it explicit, saying WTC 7 collapsed for "no explicable reason."
No, none at all. Ignore the 747s collapsing buildings all around it.Tucker Carlson lies to his viewers: WTC 7 "collapsed for still no explicable reason" and the documents are hidden.
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) August 7, 2026
The documents are on screen, since they've been public for decades and were never classified.
Carlson lies to his viewers in order to break their trust in the US… pic.twitter.com/aZQr5jnjex
Tuq'r Qarlson also embraces the Islamic ban on lending money -- finding that the normal capitalist practice of loaning money for interest is "usury." Weird how every one of his thoughts is pro-Muslim and anti-Jew, huh?
Tucker Carlson preaches that debt is slavery, that lending at interest is the sin of usury, and that a society organized around debt "enslaves people."
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) August 6, 2026
He then reads an ad for a mortgage lender and personally endorses it: "We recommend American Financing. They're called… pic.twitter.com/fDaepsUCAC
The NRSC debuts first attack ad in the US Senate Michigan race against Abdul El-Sayed pic.twitter.com/d3N3RB3CGT
— Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) August 5, 2026
🚨 BOOM — SEN. JOHN FETTERMAN: "I don't really think [Abdul El Sayed] is interested in MY endorsement! He called me an a*shole, he's called me an ogre, and that I belong on a PIKE. He has a real little man syndrome!"
— ASHLEYMOODY (MAGA) (@ASHLEYMOODYMAGA) August 6, 2026
"Maybe if he wins and he's here, he'll be a TOUGH GUY!"… pic.twitter.com/jFYIAfGNqs
This should be a watershed moment for the Democratic Party.
— Overton (@overton_news) August 6, 2026
Senator John Fetterman — one of the last sane voices left in the party — just cut 84-year-old career socialist Bernie Sanders down to the bone for helping to destroy the Democrats from within.
Listen to the full… pic.twitter.com/7wdygGSuVm
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(Jump to bottom of comments)All hail the trollish mastery of the golden scalp weasel.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 06:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Leupold at August 07, 2026 06:11 PM (c2j/o)
Posted by: The Dog at August 07, 2026 06:12 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 06:12 PM (FtULh)
Speaking of Bidens, is Ashley, his hot to shower with Daddy daughter, back in circulation?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2026 06:13 PM (ixS3i)
Which is why Jews became lenders for Christians - the kings especially - and then got named as public enemies committing usury when the kings decided they didn't want to pay the money back.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2026 06:14 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 06:14 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: huerfano at August 07, 2026 06:15 PM (VJX5o)
“We want more immigrants to come into your countries and then they’re gonna f your sisters and then your daughters.”
“We’re here to Destroy the White Race, beeatch.”
Posted by: The Dog at August 07, 2026 06:15 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 06:15 PM (F7wxO)
Which is why Jews became lenders for Christians - the kings especially - and then got named as public enemies committing usury when the kings decided they didn't want to pay the money back.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Converting "us"ury to "mine"ury!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2026 06:15 PM (ixS3i)
No Thermite Paint needed.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2026 06:16 PM (uzmqU)
Fergie wants a photo op to show how reasonable he is.
Trump could make it a political show and flip three house seats.
Hmmmm....
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 06:17 PM (2WIwB)
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Fuck that shit. Stop giving them money.
There are lots of funds they can cut.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 07, 2026 06:17 PM (aDhTQ)
Now, he makes it explicit, saying WTC 7 collapsed for "no explicable reason."
"Sure, T'qur!"
-- gravity
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2026 06:17 PM (ixS3i)
I've got a pretty good guess where those cities are mostly located.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)
215 He needs to be denaturalized and deported back to Turkey.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)
He was born in New Jersey.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
Yeah, I joke sometimes about Hasan Piker being on the 2028 ticket, but he does actually meet the Constitutional requirements, IIRC. The 'joke' gets less funny every day, as it looks more and more likely that Dems would actually nominate a hostile, culturally alien Jihad Socialist. Like Obama on Captagon (jihadi meth).
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 06:18 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
There's no "I" in usury, but there are two "you's." So that loan is youse problem.
Posted by: its good to be the king at August 07, 2026 06:18 PM (VHUov)
Would someone tell Tucker to STFU and just go away.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 06:18 PM (2WIwB)
>>Abdul El-Sayed’s Father-in-Law Among Top Leaders of Muslim Brotherhood Org Linked to Terror Funding
https://tinyurl.com/3mft89rv
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 06:19 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 06:19 PM (2Cry5)
Same with their dietary rules - they are not about health or religion, it is about economic control and depriving non-muzzies of that market.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 07, 2026 06:19 PM (aDhTQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 06:20 PM (Cqx++)
You know who else had one of his names begin with an "H"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2026 06:20 PM (ixS3i)
Arrest every beating heart official that has even the slightest tie to protecting illegals and promoting fraud and protecting fraudsters of Federal funds etc etc.
Go big or get defeated in the mid terms.
The MAGA base wants a kinetic kind of America First. BIGLY. Motivate your voting base POTUS. . Ahora.
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 07, 2026 06:20 PM (vgBUF)
This is exciting.
If the pop-ups are to be believed, if I take those little blue pills and do that one thing, Mrs D will start to look like that hot babe with the sultry come hither look!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 06:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 06:22 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 06:22 PM (QajKI)
Fuck that shit. Stop giving them money.
There are lots of funds they can cut.
The government has an infinite supply of money.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 06:22 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 06:23 PM (KY+FT)
What's your alternative, Tuq'r Carlsonov?
Socialism?
Jizya tax?
Some combination of the above?
Tucker is turning into Alex Jones with less ranting & raving and gay frogs, and more Islamic proselytizing.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, not an Eagles fan either at August 07, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)
Trump moves White House under Potomac Bridge
"Living under bridges is just what we trolls do."
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:25 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)
Less Danzig covers and much less entertaining overall, I think you mean.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, not an Eagles fan either at August 07, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)
Gosh. I couldn’t buy a house outright.
Or a car
Or finance school.
Fuck you, Tucker. Just fuck right off.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 06:26 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:27 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
General of Artillery Ernst-Eberhard Hell
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 06:29 PM (DZ9Lv)
Socialism?
Jizya tax?
Some combination of the above?
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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The alternative is a sharia compliant arrangement, which is exactly the same thing, except the lender owns whatever it is you need the money for, and you pay him a rental for use of that property. You buy it off him (principal) each month and continue to pay rental (interest) on what is left. It comes out the exact same as interest, but it has to be done through their legal system, their lawyers, their accountants, and their courts if not complied with.
It is a total fucking sham, designed to introduce sharia and control the financial side of their economy.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 07, 2026 06:29 PM (aDhTQ)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 06:29 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Yeah, they do get encrusted after a while. Best to switch to a new one every now and then.
Posted by: teeaage masturbator at August 07, 2026 06:29 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 06:21 PM (2WIwB)
But will her hooterage become pronounced? That is the key...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 06:30 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: J Edward Griffin at August 07, 2026 06:31 PM (2ap+5)
Jobs report this morning showed half a million fewer foreign workers compared to last year. But America is becoming a big beautiful white and gold country with plenty of jobs requiring a goose step.
People voted for this in exchange for having racism enacted as national policy. You got the racism you wanted now enjoy the economy.
Every time I turn on the radio it is: "Company replaces 20,000 people with AI". How much is that hurting employment on top of racist deportations?
But manufacturing is back in America, gas prices are lower and groceries are cheap now though, right? Right?!? Ah well, at least we got rid of all those pesky immigrants!
Unemployment is near all-time lows, real wages are at all time highs, consumer purchasing is at all time highs, and the market reflects that. This isn’t such bad news for anyone outside the Reddit bubble.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2026 06:31 PM (ZwRB6)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, not an Eagles fan either at August 07, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)
Tucker should just hit rewind and go back a few years to talking about UFOs and debating with the Liberal Sherpa.
He was at least watchable then.
He's gone way too far down the rabbit hole now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:31 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:31 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 06:32 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Qatari Rials at August 07, 2026 06:33 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:31 PM (6ydKt)
In a lot of ways, his progression has been a lot like Cap'n Kristol- just more extreme at both ends. Kristols is just money and going to lib parties.
Tucker is more like the zealot, it's just he converted from one religion to another. Drugs can be involved.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2026 06:34 PM (ZwRB6)
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Yes they do! And like every other topic Moslems touch, they lie lie lie in how they structure it so as pretend they aren't doing it while clearly doing it. The buyer knows it, the seller knows it, the lender knows it. Its one of the stupidest charades invented. One version of it is quite literally this:
"No, I'm not buying this house for $200,000 and borrowing money with payable interest to do so. No siree, not at all. I'm buying this house for $700,000 in monthly installments and there's no interest at all. Its completely Islamic, and Mohammed himself would approve if he weren't a fictional pedophile."
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 06:35 PM (TN0g+)
Unemployment is near all-time lows, real wages are at all time highs, consumer purchasing is at all time highs, and the market reflects that. This isn’t such bad news for anyone outside the Reddit bubble.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
How did that guy sneak in there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 06:35 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:35 PM (Av6i5)
Unemployment is near all-time lows, real wages are at all time highs, consumer purchasing is at all time highs, and the market reflects that. This isn’t such bad news for anyone outside the Reddit bubble.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Who let these two into the bubble? Someone needs to ban then, stat.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 07, 2026 06:35 PM (aDhTQ)
It is a total fucking sham, designed to introduce sharia and control the financial side of their economy.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 07, 2026 06:29 PM (aDhTQ)
It's the only thing that we've found that works halfway decently.
Capital has to be spread around.
The most efficient way is charging interest.
If government is in charge of spreading capital around then it will eventually be, sooner rather than later, corrupted by politics and depleted by theft.
Time, experience, history, and current events, have proven this again and again.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:35 PM (6ydKt)
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It's (D)ifferent when we do it.
They get to do what they want, even when it's illegal, nobody else gets to do what they want, even when it's lawful and required. The ratchet only turns one way.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 06:36 PM (7j7XD)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 06:37 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 06:37 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 06:37 PM (JvZF+)
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"appear to be disappearing..."
Needs an editor. And a fact-checker.
Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2026 06:38 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 06:39 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)
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If they really cared, they'd stop turning on the radio.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 06:39 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 06:37 PM (2WIwB)
I thought we had the burrito thread already.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 06:39 PM (88C+u)
Maybe he should be quiet
Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2026 06:40 PM (lCppi)
People turn on radios? In 2026?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 07, 2026 06:40 PM (o3/x/)
FTFY.
Posted by: zombie
FIFBOY
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 07, 2026 06:40 PM (ZwRB6)
Or couldn't they just keep adding the Save Act to every bill? Just tack it onto the end and let everyone discover it after it's passed.
Hundreds of thousands without water in Peurto Rico.
And Trump's Ballroom in the news. Rogue judge. Self delete.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)
I mean, we said worse here, except maybe the last one.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 07, 2026 06:41 PM (9ZFZd)
There is no choice but to let the grass grow around my roofless house with bare stud walls.
Posted by: J Edward Griffin at August 07, 2026 06:41 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Nathan at August 07, 2026 06:41 PM (KMIjy)
Posted by: Crusader
You've touched on a sensitive subject. We need to get our belief system straight, otherwise we're being internally inconsistent.
Only one of these can be true:
1. Mohammed is a fictional character, a totally made-up fairytale invented centuries after the fact to give a focal point to their Arabic death cult.
or
2. Mohammed was a real person -- a real schizophrenic genocidal child-molester whose personal evil and insanity is used as a template for perfection by a billion small-dicked Morlocks.
One or the other -- which is it?
Compromise theory: Mohammed is a fictional schizophrenic genocidal child-molester.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:42 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 06:43 PM (QajKI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 06:44 PM (KY+FT)
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Yes, he's both. There is little historical evidence from his alleged "contemporaries" AND their "holy book" records that he's a pedophile.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 06:44 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2026 06:44 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:42 PM (Av6i5)
If you're making up a Prophet, giving him a 6 year old wife is probably not a good move.
The 72 virgins was though.
Especially amongst guys who get excited at exposed female ankles.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 06:45 PM (Sco7b)
No, none at all. Ignore the 747s collapsing buildings all around it.
What a cuck. I mean, look at all those buildings in Gaza and the West Bank that collapsed just like WTC7. All those buildings in Beruit that went down the same way. The constructions codes for the whole East coast were upgraded to avoid this sort of collapse, all new buildings and retrofitting in some of them to avoid this sort of problem in the future.
He is a dumbass, the facts are written in concrete.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 06:46 PM (rbvCR)
What an idiot. Why does he hate capitalism?
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 06:46 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 07, 2026 06:46 PM (CHHv1)
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But he could run for office in Maine as a Democrat.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 06:46 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: J Edward Griffin at August 07, 2026 06:47 PM (2ap+5)
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We need Flock cameras, let's do it!
_average City Council
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 06:48 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
No, no! Those are Jewish lies! The text says the men of al-Zutt rode him all night in the desert. He was obviously giving them horsey-rides, alhamdulillah, because he is all wise and most merciful.
Posted by: Embarrassed Muslim Apologists desperate for an excuse at August 07, 2026 06:48 PM (ZwRB6)
With cities getting what amounts to bribery money to behave as they are already required to behave is not a good play (and an abuse of my tax dollars).
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 06:48 PM (dIske)
They must be scared of losing Michigan.
Abdul at the Jewish drag queen story hours will fix everything.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Because Jews use Muslims as a weapon to destroy the West, you fool! Aren't you up on the latest self-contradicting lefto-Nazi theories??
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:48 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 07, 2026 06:49 PM (LgYtf)
Bernie is not from within; in spite of running for the demoncrat peznitcy nomination he is not of the party but independent.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 06:49 PM (Y8DZL)
Yep, debt is freedom. Think of all those sharecroppers in their freedom plots in the South, and the freedom of the company town to order whatever they have in the company store available on pure credit.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 06:50 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: zombie
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He is a fictional character, based on historical preachers and loons and who happened to have that name.
The arabs understood that they were up against Jews and Christians, who had a mythology, a book, and important prophets and teachers.
So they created one. They cobbled together a book, seemingly based on ranting from an anti-Jewish itinerant lecturer and whatever scraps of historical stories they had laying around the tent.
They refined that book, and the man and mythology it described, over a couple centuries to make sure it included all the perversities they felt important.
Mostly though, it was a slave manual. Their goal was to conquer and convert the conquered into slaves. Slaves who are humiliated ("make sure your forehead touches the floor, and clean your feet before you enter my house, slave") and who would continue to conquer, and also give money to the leaders, mostly through the visit to temple which was how most temples and religions and governments made money in those days.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 07, 2026 06:50 PM (aDhTQ)
Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 07, 2026 06:49 PM (LgYtf)
in the Middle Ages in Europe usury was a crime, but if you borrowed money you had to pay it back and pay any "damages" for failure to pay on time. That was the way one rolled a debt over period to period.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 06:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2026 06:53 PM (K32Fz)
But I also think that at this point it doesn't really matter.
He is their prophet regardless of his actual existence.
A lot of people say Jesus didn't exist and it means nothing to Christians.
At some point it just becomes academic debate.
That Muhammad was a Bedouin con-artist, brigand and warlord with delusions of grandeur (and other probable delusions) is for certain.
He invented one of the most deadly and tyrannical cults in human history. No one else has come close other than the greats like Pol Pot, Stalin, and Mao.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:53 PM (6ydKt)
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The institutional version of that is laid out in post #52.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 06:55 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 06:56 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: Fact at August 07, 2026 06:56 PM (Bz1XI)
With cities getting what amounts to bribery money to behave as they are already required to behave is not a good play (and an abuse of my tax dollars).
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 06:48 PM (dIske)
Hamiltonian approach to government. The purpose of the government is to encourage production and well being. Hamilton looked at loans for transportation infrastructure and tariffs to exclude foreign competition.
All in all, not the worst use of tax money and regulatory power.
Look at it this way, if Trump doesn't do the grants, China will, and China will have a belt and road type agreement on paying back, just like in Canada or Mozambique, but China will look for "we place an industry to benefit us, you give us the waiver, and we pay you more than the bare lot you have made of your industrial zone can pay"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 06:56 PM (rbvCR)
*golfclap*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 06:57 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: bob
My favorite fact about eh Quran is that it is organized in the worst and most illogical way possible: Not chronological. Not by order of importance. Not even alphabetical. No, the chapters are organized by size -- IN REVERSE ORDER, WITH THE LONGEST CHAPTER FIRST, and the shortest chapter last.
Everything is jumbled up, time-wise. Important parts are buried near the end, boring tedious meaningless repetitive parts are at the beginning, etc. It's like they were ensuring that no one would ever want to read it.
It's beyond absurd. The whole "religion" is a like a satire.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:58 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 06:46 PM (YwEeS)
At best a posthumously glorified war lord. There are no contemporary historical records of the man. If he did exist, surely some contemporary Byzantine writer would have mentioned him, just as Josephus mentions Jesus (probably distorted by later copyists) and Jesus’ brother James (probably undistorted).
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 06:58 PM (h86Sx)
Posted by: Some Jewish Guy at August 07, 2026 06:58 PM (YcOeP)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 07, 2026 06:58 PM (NYInA)
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Damn straight brother.
Posted by: Tuqr Qarlson at August 07, 2026 06:59 PM (Bz1XI)
Oooh~ someone doesn't like Asians~
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2026 07:00 PM (vJrRc)
It's beyond absurd. The whole "religion" is a like a satire.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:58 PM (Av6i5)
The Bible was in a terrible mess with bad translations and political glosses and interpretations and inclusions at the end of the middle ages. One of the impulses of the Reformation was to re-interpret the Bible from source documents, and a number of talented translators were burned at the stake or worse because of their efforts.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 07:00 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 07:01 PM (3ZNGI)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 07:01 PM (lZcE0)
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 07:02 PM (TN0g+)
Infidel is in the title.
Progress.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 07:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Diogenes
Only if it's Groundhog Day, then it's same shit, same day.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 07:03 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 07:00 PM (rbvCR)
Dawg, Erasmus was Catholic. And remained Catholic.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 07:04 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 07:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 07:05 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 07:05 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 07:05 PM (Ot/FD)
To be fair, most Muslims seem to hate the Palestinians.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s)
I apologize for nothing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 07:07 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 07:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 07:04 PM (zZu0s)
Wrong, "opportunity costs" are real.
Communists don't recognize opportunity costs, they only recognize "the value of labor"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 07:08 PM (rbvCR)
I agree with much of what you said, but consider whom we're dealing with.
"... is aimed at helping cities hire more police officers, upgrade technology, and build temporary detention facilities for illegal migrants, the Washington Post reported."
Do you truly believe that is where the grants are going to be applied? Consider the demeanor of Mayors in deep blue cities. Consider what they always focus upon. And, consider the piss poor oversight on any grants of this nature. We may just be financing free healthcare for illegals at the end of the day...and serving as an enticement for more to show up.
It's like giving $5 to your kid for lunch money and telling him not to buy candy with it. I good son will listen. The others....well they are in charge of blue cities.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 07:08 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 07:08 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Kindltot
And, if you read the history of how the Biblical canon was developed in the first place and eventually finalized, it is pretty messy and embarrassing. A lot of sacred texts existed back then, but determining which of them were inviolable and eternal and holy, and which were fake-ass garbage-writing to be excluded, was a very drawn-out and very human-influenced rumble.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 07:09 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Did whites and western colonialism make Muslims Islamophobic, or was it the Jews?!?!?!? I need to know who to blame!
Posted by: AWFL wearing Free Palestine shirt at August 07, 2026 07:09 PM (ZwRB6)
People were being denied Transplants due to not being vaccinated.... some of whom died.
So... as Fauci LIED about the Vaccines, which drove the Hospitals to create the policies, which killed people...
Negligent Homicide?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:11 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 07:08 PM (dIske)
Those are the kids who take the $5 they're given, beat up nine other kids for their $5 too, then go burn $50 in the parking lot and complain about how their parents never set them up for success by giving them $10.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 07:12 PM (Ot/FD)
>>@SeanParnellASW
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>>Effective immediately, the Department of War has REVOKED former Secretary of the Air Force Frank Kendall’s eligibility for access to classified information and his ability to hold any sensitive position.
>>This action follows his unauthorized disclosure of classified information regarding Air Force One’s capabilities to a media outlet.
>>Safeguarding classified information is a non-negotiable duty. Those who violate that trust forfeit the privilege of access and any role requiring it
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 07:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)
I still want bloodlines eliminated for the shit that went on during that time.
If there was a way to keep the fooled and coerced around and let all the jabbers just die, that would be great.....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 07:13 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 07:14 PM (KC5Lt)
People were being denied Transplants due to not being vaccinated.... some of whom died.
So... as Fauci LIED about the Vaccines, which drove the Hospitals to create the policies, which killed people...
Negligent Homicide?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:11 PM (mP0Kj)
What's really messed up is that one of the side effects of the Covid shot was transplant rejection. The Japanese noticed this with cornea transplants which is the least likely transplant to be rejected because it's out of reach of the immune attack cells.
Posted by: Emmie at August 07, 2026 07:14 PM (OlzlW)
Young camels are the best!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 07:14 PM (W4Q3h)
Posted by: Romeo13
Hell, I'd even go to the theater for that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 07:15 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)
After getting hit by lightning he wakes up, looks in the mirror, and realizes he's turned into a Saracen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 07:15 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 07, 2026 07:15 PM (ZwRB6)
Um, if the guy is a FORMER Secretary of the Air Force... Fired in 2025...
Uh, how does he still HAVE a Security Clearance?
When I left the Military, my Clearance was immediately suspended (ie, could not use it), for a number of months (where it could be reinstated), before being totally revoked.
Why do Civilians keep theirs, when Military folks loose theirs immediately?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)
A gladiator movie!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 07:17 PM (W4Q3h)
OMG! I hadn't heard about that bit. What a horrible catch-22 for patients.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 07, 2026 07:17 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Depending on what they do and where the next job is, it's called Transfer in Status. As long as the background investigation is still current.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 07:18 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)
After getting hit by lightning he wakes up, looks in the mirror, and realizes he's turned into a Saracen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 07:15 PM (Ot/FD)
Duncan McCloud goes back to Scotland, and sees it is taken over by Moslems.... gets pissed.
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Romeo13
Vlad Teppis.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
Even better.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 07:19 PM (wOO3z)
They were do convinced Netanyahu was killed by an Iranian missile.
They were convinced McConnel was dead.
They’re very unserious people. But we already knew that.
Posted by: Fact at August 07, 2026 07:19 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 07, 2026 07:19 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 07:18 PM (2WIwB)
Would it not be... oh... sane... that when they leave a job, theirs is suspended just like Military folks?
Hell, depending on where I was working while active, my Clearance went up and down like a Yo Yo.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 07:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Wasn't it only a month ago that a skyscraper in NYC had to be evactuated because the support beams themselves were buckling? The Pfizer one? And there weren't two major fireball explosions going off at the time, either.
Posted by: Another Anon at August 07, 2026 07:20 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 07:20 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 07:09 PM (Av6i5)
*Kicks the dirt*
Posted by: Arius at August 07, 2026 07:20 PM (9ZFZd)
>>@EYakoby
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>>BREAKING: The Muslim Brotherhood’s official website is openly celebrating Abdul El-Seyed’s win.
>>How many more warning signs do voters need?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 07:21 PM (viF8m)
And of course it wasn't because the unvaxed patients posed any additional risk, it was just another way to punish the nonbelievers.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 07:23 PM (vTZFs)
It's beyond absurd. The whole "religion" is a like a satire.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:58 PM (Av6i5)
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The other fun aspect about the Koran is that parts that were later written abrogate or cancel earlier bits.
The most militant bits are the later-written Suras that encourage war and destruction against the infidel. Those take precedence over the earlier Suras when Mo was trying to convert the Jews rather than kill them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 07:23 PM (FZ29D)
Totally agree. I don't like that high level military retirees get to keep their clearance as well. They claim it's so they're up to speed in case of getting recalled in an emergency, but that doesn't happen nearly as often as they go on political talk shows and tease what they may know.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 07, 2026 07:23 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: JackStraw
We're not dealing with rocket surgeons here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 07:23 PM (wOO3z)
YouTube has placed the fox-girl VTuber Smug Alana on a Seven-Day suspension for reacting to a video in which mosquitos are killed.
According to YouTube this reaction violates their rules on graphic violence.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 07:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 07:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 07, 2026 07:25 PM (rii+a)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 07:21 PM (viF8m)
He could behead an infidel everyday on camera uluating and praising allah and probably still get 32% of the vote.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 07:25 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Arius
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Guy deserved to be punched by Santa Claus. Didn't happen but Arian heresy is believed by serious scholars of the history of Islam to be one of the key building blocks of Islam. Iconoclasm was another.
And the whole challenge is put forth pithily by CS Lewis, either you believe what Jesus said or you don't believe in any of at because you think he was a madman. You either believe in the Resurrection or you don't. If you don't and you don't believe that Jesus was the son of the Lord, then you are not a Christian. It is binary, not a spectrum.
The Trinitarian doctrine is actually well established in Gospel but those who believe rationality is all end up becoming deniers of the whole New Testament and those prophesies of the Old that lead to it.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv)
Seems like that would make arrangement in chronological order important. That way you'd know what you could ignore.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 07, 2026 07:26 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2026 07:24 PM (2GVsD)
Thats bizarre.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JackStraw
Michigan Senator Slotkin, who is Jewish, endorsed him. So apparently a lot more warning signs are needed.
Posted by: Fact fact at August 07, 2026 07:27 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 07:08 PM (dIske)
Under Biden or Obama -- Even Trump 1 I would agree. This is the administration that is finding fraud and making the fraudulent agencies and people pay it back.
Let's just say I think we have a prayer this time around.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 07:28 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: "It's Always Christmas In Here at August 07, 2026 07:29 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 07, 2026 07:17 PM (lFFaq)
Unfortunately, I did not make a collection of the jab adverse reaction stories and it would be difficult for me to find it. I've noticed a lot of stuff has been buried.
Posted by: Emmie at August 07, 2026 07:29 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: zombie
Less messy than you would suppose. It turns out that most revisionist scholarship leaks like a sieve as both recent archeology and document analysis using computers show those first Gospels were pretty much on the money in agreement, goes for Paul, Acts, and other of the current accepted books.
In contrast, most of the so called banned books were never really taken seriously by the mainstream of worship and none of them are even close to contemporary with the time of Christ. Such as the Gospels of Judas or Thomas. Both have serious problems theologically and historically and disagree not only with the New Testament but the Old as well.
Enoch is an interesting work but that was not a Christian text in the first place but Judaic wisdom scholarship prior to the events of the new Testament.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 07:32 PM (E4rtv)
Ask 'red' states how stingy Barky and Biden were about declaring disaster status after they had some big floods or whatever. Its refreshing to have an admin that knows both parties can play the game of making it easier for their voter base areas to get federal money.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 07, 2026 07:32 PM (PV+Zw)
The obvious counter to Lewis is to confront him with epistemology. That is, to ask him how sure he is about the sources.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 07:36 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 07:38 PM (h86Sx)
Seems like that would make arrangement in chronological order important. That way you'd know what you could ignore.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Mo was illiterate and these are alleged to be his words faithfully recorded by those around him. Due to Islamic destruction of a lot of history that disagrees with the Koran, there are at least a couple of centuries where we cannot firmly say what was in the Koran or not as existing documents prior to the Topkapi manuscript are fragmentary. This Koran has been dated to about the early to mid 8th century and is a nearly complete text of the Quran. In that respect, it is most likely the oldest near-complete Quran in existence.
Considerably different to the Old and New Testaments.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 07:39 PM (E4rtv)
The obvious counter to Lewis is to confront him with epistemology. That is, to ask him how sure he is about the sources.
Posted by: 88C+u
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Nope, the problem is that if you start with rational materialism as a starting place, you have no room for beliefs in things beyond materialism in the first place. Your axioms come from a different place altogether and thus there is no discussion with you to be had.
Lots of sound and noise but at the end of the day, it is belief in rationalism as an end all be all rather than Christianity and which is akin to putting modern words in ancient mouths by somehow believing our generation is smarter than those old sods.
Those Apostles went cheerfully to their deaths over their beliefs--would you risk your material existence like they would if they believed it was all metaphysical stories.
So no, you take the text as it comes and don't get endless redoes to fit modern sensibilities.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 07:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)
They used Saudi fall guys, but it was their show.
There is almost no attack or bombing in this country not sponsored in some way by them.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 07, 2026 08:56 PM (/rJ2j)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 07, 2026 08:58 PM (/rJ2j)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 09:37 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: kitty litter box at August 07, 2026 11:44 PM (Ys9Hz)
Of Course: Jason Arday Got $1.4 Million for "His Memoir," Which Was, Of Course, Ghostwritten by a White Woman;
Comparing His Initial Proposal and the Book Itself, The Atlantic Finds More Cases of Fabulism and Lying
Before that: the Metropolitan Police said "oops, ooopsie" about investigating a reporter for four whole months because a black fraudster and scamster said that it was "distressing" him and harming his mental health to be questioned at all. And I do want to emphasize that this is an "oops, oopsie" non-apology. The head of the Met is completely frivolous and unserious about his organization acting as a Gestapo for a foreign scammer:
The head of the Metropolitan Police has said his force should not have investigated a journalist who was looking into plagiarism claims about a University of Cambridge professor. Met Police Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley said officers "dropped the ball" when they looked into a complaint made against journalist Jack Grove over his attempts to contact Prof Jason Arday. Sir Mark told broadcaster LBC the complaint should have been "screened out earlier on as not requiring investigation". ...To see how off-handed, flippant, and non-apologetic this "oops, oopsie" is, see this video. They'll do it again tomorrow. And then they'll just say "garsh we dropped the ball on that one, boy is our face red" the next time. For his part, Arday is blaming the university that gave him a Ph.D. for his fake and plagiarized paper, saying they hadn't given his autistic grifting ass enough "supervision."
Times Higher Education (THE) reporter Grove said he had been investigating allegations Arday had plagiarised parts of his PhD, and contacted him in 2025 to offer him the right of reply. "In early February I received a call from a Met police officer saying that a complaint had been raised against me by someone and Professor Arday was very distressed and I shouldn't contact him again," Grove told BBC Radio 4's Today programme. "It was a complete shock. Apparently it was for harassment but I hadn't contacted him for four months and then maybe I think I've only sent three or four emails to him in total." The Met closed its inquiries into the case. Sir Mark told LBC: "We dropped the ball on that one, let's not beat around the bush. "A report came in of harassment or some crime like that, it should have been screened out as not requiring investigation... "We shouldn't have made that call to him [Grove] and said that."
Now I know why that white girl in the last post pretends to be disabled and riddled with Tourettes: It's an amazingly lucrative grift. So Simon & Schuster paid this "superstar" nobody $1.4 million in a fake advance. (Fake because it's not a real "advance" -- they had no hope of every recouping this from sales. They just wanted to be in the DEI Superstar Jason Arday Business.) To get this DEI Jackpot, Arday submitted a proposal, telling Simon & Schuster the Amazing Tales they would get in exchange for their money. The Atlantic has a copy of that proposal, as well as the book itself which will be released next week. They find that Jason Arday further confabulated the lies already present in the proposal:
The Telegraph published three excerpts from Arday's dissertation alongside the original sources from which he is alleged to have plagiarized. In some instances, the passages are virtually identical; in others, only minor wording changes distinguish them. The controversy centers on allegations that, while Arday cited the original author elsewhere in his dissertation, he failed to properly attribute the passages in question. Arday has maintained that the omission was attributable to his autism. The BBC reported last week, "Arday did not dispute the allegations of plagiarism, but defended himself by arguing that he had not received adequate supervision during his PhD given his autism and learning disabilities."
Paul EmberyI'm thinking "Desperado."
@PaulEmbery 11h This is wild. The Atlantic has obtained a copy of Jason Arday's book proposal. In it, he claims to have: - Experienced 'locked-in' syndrome for several months after being hit by a car. Doctors advised his family to have the life support machine turned off, but he awakened 'miraculously' - Been struck down by testicular cancer (though this changes in the book to brain cancer) - Been beaten up by a group of kids and then, in court, pleaded with the judge not to jail them. Coincidentally, two of the kids later became his students, and Arday became godfather to the child of one of them - Aborted a suicide attempt on a bridge after listening to an Eagles song.
- Been awarded several accolades - of which no proof exists online. - Been told by a 'shaman woman' in Brazil that he would suffer greatly but also do great thing. 'Every event she described has since come to pass,' he wrote. The book is due for publication next week by @simonschuster. Surely they have to pull it.LOL, of course they won't. Don't be a dope. Here are excerpts from The Atlantic, comparing the lies in the proposal to the lies in the actual book.
According to a cover letter that his agent sent to publishers at the time, Arday's book, to be titled Great and Unfortunate Things, would be "an awe-inspiring tale of near mythic proportions." That now appears to be an understatement. Arday's story was indeed astonishing: As a toddler, he was diagnosed with autism and developmental delays; he didn't fully speak until the age of 11; he learned to read and write only as an adult. Arday's parents are Ghanaian immigrants; he grew up wearing homemade clothes and hustling for cash by playing snooker.By the way, there's no evidence he ever played snooker for money.
Yet in spite of all these obstacles and many, many others he has recounted over the years, Arday found a way to go to university and then to graduate school. Eventually, he got his Ph.D., and then he became a star. "We are so lucky to have you," Cambridge's head of faculty for education, Hilary Cremin, told him in a clip shown on BBC shortly after his hiring was announced. "You are the best in the world in terms of the research that you do." But in the past two weeks, Arday's near-mythic (or perhaps purely mythic) tale has disintegrated. In July, a philosopher named Nathan Cofnas published a long Substack post reviewing apparent evidence of plagiarism in Arday's academic work. Cofnas posted 36 passages from Arday's 2015 dissertation, about student teaching, which reproduce or closely track text found in a 2009 dissertation from another scholar in the field, Paula Zwozdiak-Myers. Arday looks to have even copied from and rearranged Zwozdiak-Myers's title, and in doing so to have misused an apostrophe.
It's more embarrassing than that. His title uses the word "teachers," just the plural of teacher, but he puts an apostrophe after it to make it a possessive. And then he does that in the entire paper, too. People have pointed out that is plagiarism is proven by the fact that typos and misspellings in the text he copied are perfectly reproduced in his "own" paper, which of course means he just cut and paste someone else's work. But the "teachers'" type seems to be an Arday Original, at least. Oh: As someone commented, just interviewing people and writing down their feelings is the "lowest-hanging fruit" of the (scam) research world. Most fake DEI papers, including "Doctor" Jill Biden's, consist of just interviewing your friends and fellow students and then "analyzing" their "lived experiences." That's mostly what Arday's doctoral paper is -- but then he doesn't even do the lowest of low-hanging fruit of the fake research world. He just cribs the interviews from the paper he's copying and claims he conducted the interviews himself!
Quotes from structured interviews that Arday claimed to have performed closely resembled those used by other researchers; parts of some interview responses also reappeared across different studies under Arday's name, attributed to different people. This duplication, if deliberate, would be something other than plagiarism--it would be academic fraud. (The website Retraction Watch reports that two of Arday's papers were quietly corrected.)He's continuing to insist that all scrutiny of his lies and fraud is racist:
Now, on to the comparison of Arday's claims in the proposal and the claims made in the book:
Arday did not respond to questions from The Atlantic, but he told The Times last week that he is not a "liar" or a "fantasist" and that he'd been given insufficient supervision as a graduate student, especially in light of his learning disabilities: "It's more likely that I've made a mistake, there's a clerical error. It's not that I've fabricated." He also seemed to address such allegations at a conference in April for the British Sociological Association, where he gave a talk about pervasive efforts to discredit Black scholars including himself. "These people are brilliant, perversely brilliant," he told his colleagues. "There are times when you look at what they're doing and you say to yourself, Well done, well played, very good. You've caught me [in] a thousand knots--how do I get myself out of this situation?"
Co-wrote? You mean, she wrote it entirely, based on his verbal claims. Aren't academics supposed to write their own books?
Great and Unfortunate Things, which Arday co-wrote with Eve Claxton, is still scheduled to come out next week from Simon & Schuster.
The story that it tells should not be taken at face value; it differs notably from other versions of his life that Arday has shared in public and in private, including in the original proposal he sent out with his agent. But the book is also, in a way, very honest and quite telling: It provides a vivid portrait of a man who was always manifestly ill-equipped for academia yet found a way to reach its upper levels. This is not someone else's cruel assessment of Arday's tragic and improbable career. It's his own. The memoir begins with a prophecy. It's 2006, and Jason Arday, then 21 years old, is installing water pumps in the favelas of Brazil and showing children how to use them. A local aid worker--"a woman in her thirties with dark hair and eyes and a gentle, steady way about her"--touches his arm and softly tells him that he is destined to suffer in his life but also to do great things. "After the trip was over, I never saw the woman again, but her words stayed with me," Arday writes, "and, you might say, her prediction came true." The rest of the book is an elaboration on this moment: Arday suffers; Arday overcomes. The doctors who assessed him as a toddler told his mother that "there's no one in there" and that he was "no better than a vegetable." Even his speech therapist wasn't optimistic that he'd ever learn to talk. (At one point, she also physically abused him, the memoir says.) As a boy, Arday rocked and hummed and banged his head until he bled; he slammed cupboard doors and smeared his feces on the walls. Yet still, eventually, he started to verbalize. Still, eventually, he made his way through school. Tribulations piled up throughout his life. Arday is nearly deaf in one ear; he's dyslexic; he finds simple math befuddling; he has "marked difficulties" with memory, reading, and processing skills. As a teen, he was beaten so severely by a group of kids his age that he became an epileptic. To make his way through secondary school while--by his own account--illiterate, he needed ample help: support assistants who sat beside him in class and took notes on his behalf. When Arday applied to university, his girlfriend, Debs--who had been teaching him to read--"wrote out" the application on his behalf, including the personal statement. In university, a friend who took the same courses sat beside him, sharing notes. (She's "the only reason I survived" university, he says.) By the time Arday started on his master's degree, he writes, he was reading at about the same level as his 3-year-old daughter. Still, he pressed onward. Still, somehow, he got a teaching job. His obstacles were only multiplying, though. Money was tight, so after each day of teaching, Arday writes, he had to work an overnight shift in a supermarket, from 11 p.m. to 5 a.m., and then a morning shift as a cleaner from 5:30 to 7:30. The only time he had left to write his dissertation was when he was commuting between London, where he lived, and Liverpool, where he taught. On those semiweekly five-hour rides, the book explains, he would open up his laptop on the plastic seat-back table and start typing out his thesis, hunt-and-peck style. As his dissertation deadline approached, Arday started having blurry vision; medical scans revealed a brain tumor. After it was removed, he had a ministroke and lost his short-term memory.This sounds like a collection of excuses he gave to teachers and professors to get them to give him a passing grade for failure-level work.
Below: When asked why he told such tall tales without including any evidence to support them, he responds, "To be honest with you, I just thought you'd believe me." Exactly.
When you succeed against pretty much insurmountable odds," Arday writes in the book, "it weirdly makes people question your credibility." Is it weird? I don't think it's weird. When you keep succeeding against insurmountable odds, the facts of your surmounting will be bound to get a second look.
... But the most disturbing inconsistencies arise from Arday's book proposal, a copy of which was obtained by The Atlantic. That document, from 2024, cites several accolades of which no proof exists online. The proposal also lays out many of the same events as the memoir but with slightly different dates and details: The boys who beat him up were not his age but four years older; his suicide attempt happened before, not during, the pandemic. And whereas the book describes Arday as having survived two brain tumors, the proposal says he had a bout of testicular cancer. No reference to that illness appears in the memoir. Nor does the book describe the time that Arday, then a teenager, was struck by a car and spent several months in a coma. According to the book proposal, the doctors told his parents that he would never recover, and suggested taking him off life support "as an act of mercy." Through all of this, he was aware of everything that was going on, because he had locked-in syndrome. "As I will describe to readers in the book," Arday wrote in the proposal, "these months afforded me another profoundly different way of perceiving the world." The book doesn't describe any of this, nor that he awakened "miraculously" from the coma, nor the full year he spent "relearning everything--how to walk, to talk." Instead, the memoir tells us only that he spent those months finishing his final year of secondary school and taking his exams. "I was relieved, beyond relieved," the memoir says, when those were done. Then there is the prophecy--the revelation Arday was given in Brazil, that he would suffer greatly and also do great things. According to the proposal, this occurred in 2005, not 2006, and the message came not from a local aid worker in her 30s but from "an elder in the small town where I had been assigned, who was well-known in the area for predicting people's futures." (Later in the proposal, he calls this person a "shaman woman.") "Do you know the story of Spartacus, the escaped slave who led a rebellion against the Romans?" this town elder asks, before telling him his fate in minute detail. "Every event she described," Arday writes in the proposal, "has since come to pass."
"To be honest with you, I thought you'd just believe me" pic.twitter.com/ldsVvHjyuW
— S. I. Rubinstein (@si_rubinstein) August 1, 2026
This guy claims he want to school with Arday when Arday was, according to his Official Biographical Bullshit, entirely mute and non-verbal. This guy says he was always "chatty" and running his mouth.
Tik Tok account says he was at Heathbrook Primary School with Jason Arday who was far from mute... pic.twitter.com/8SQLBnve4v
— Sidsy (@GrumpyOW) August 7, 2026
for more on jason arday's hallucinatory megalomania, check out this excerpt from his forthcoming @simonschustermemoir memoir: claims that a woman who gazed upon him received a "prophecy" that he was destined for "great things" & "sad and difficult things," like a hero of myth pic.twitter.com/xw6YavULQd
— Jonathan Kay (@jonkay) August 3, 2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the youngest ever black professor at Cambridge University. pic.twitter.com/eVnn7prdWO
— Will Kingston (@WillKingston) August 2, 2026
It’s not like Jason Arday was was genius scam artist, articulate and able to fool the finest minds. No, he’s a literal moron that no one dared challenge due to DEI. You could find diverse yoof saying this in a Year 10 history class. pic.twitter.com/UM6DSgYLBl
— David (@merrieenglander) August 5, 2026
Professor Jason Arday in a rare behind-the-scenes photo of his first acting role as 1987's 'Predator' also starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://t.co/976gcgjCn9 pic.twitter.com/oq7GnWnsnh
— 𝚝𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎 (@tapedrone) August 6, 2026
Hans Mahncke"You are the best in the world in terms of the research that you do."
@HansMahncke 20h The Jason Arday episode is a perfect microcosm of a Western system rotting under the weight of human deadwood. Not just academia, wokeness, welfare bureaucracies, "learing" centers, or the laptop manager class exposed during Covid, but an entire civilization in which millions contribute nothing, produce nothing, and solve nothing while participating in an elaborate theater of fake productivity designed to conceal their complete uselessness. The real work is left to a shrinking productive minority forced to carry everyone else.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 07, 2026 05:01 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)
Probably Baba O'Reily
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2026 05:02 PM (uzmqU)
How he fooled anyone but bleeding heart DEI's is true.
I would love to see a taped lecture of his. Love it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 05:03 PM (hzuYO)
In fairness to Sir Mark Rowley, they were acting as a Gestapo for someone who is, reportedly, a black man. The fact that he's both foreign and a scammer is just a bonus.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:03 PM (ExV1e)
I am glad to be out.
Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 05:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 07, 2026 05:04 PM (2jv4y)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2026 05:04 PM (uzmqU)
This is not a completely unreasonable take.
Sure, he could have been honest and done scholarly work but... that's hard. They're supposed to check.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 07, 2026 05:04 PM (g9+4z)
I would love to see a taped lecture of his. Love it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Somewhere on X, someone posted a review by a student of Arday at his first university as a lecturer. Basically thought, the gist of it was that the whole course ended up a waste of time as Arday never even taught as such, just rambled about celebrities and politics.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 05:05 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Stephen Glass at August 07, 2026 05:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Probably Baba O'Reily
is this a joke I'm not getting?
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2026 05:06 PM (1wjle)
Why not?
Posted by: Zombie Jesse Jackson, Race Hustler and Warlord Jew Hater at August 07, 2026 05:06 PM (45BvE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 05:06 PM (ndZc7)
Thus ruining the very pants he was returning! You see Elaine, *that* is interesting writing!
Posted by: J. Peterman, White Warrior Poet at August 07, 2026 05:07 PM (1wjle)
I finally saw him in a clip doing an interview.
He talks like Michael Jackson.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 05:07 PM (6ydKt)
This is not a completely unreasonable take.
Sure, he could have been honest and done scholarly work but... that's hard. They're supposed to check.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
They have no incentive to do so with a DEI 'star'. One whiff of being accused as racist would have doomed their comfortable world. I once knew a grad student, DEI of course, that bragged her major professor wrote her dissertation. Public admin. Vile person, went to a name school, did not make it past pre tenure review and became a college administrator instead.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 05:07 PM (E4rtv)
You've heard of an Oxford comma? That's just a Cambridge apostrophe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:04 PM (ExV1e)
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The fact that academics tolerate this sort of thing and have for while tells you that none of them do serious work. They know it's all a put-on and admire people willing to push the envelope.
The good news is that colleges are already closing down, so we can watch all these scholars clear tables in the near future.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 05:08 PM (dIske)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2026 05:08 PM (uzmqU)
it's hostage puppies all the way down.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 05:08 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 05:08 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 05:07 PM (E4rtv)
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The University of Michigan is going to eliminate grades for the college of Literature, Science and Arts. All freshmen will get pass/fail grades for their first year so the poor dears don't stress themselves out.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Beverly at August 07, 2026 05:09 PM (reMys)
This guy reminds of of the worst of Ruby Rod. Right down to the shiny face.
Wait, isn't that how ace described garrett?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 05:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 05:09 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:09 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: beckster at August 07, 2026 05:09 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 05:10 PM (KY+FT)
_________________
Lyin' Eyes
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 05:08 PM (dIske)
Why cant you see
What youre doing to me
When you don't believe
A word I say?
Posted by: The King at August 07, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
https://tinyurl.com/59phn7yw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 05:06 PM (ndZc7)
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Explains a lot.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 05:10 PM (3fZgy)
The good news is that colleges are already closing down, so we can watch all these scholars clear tables in the near future.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Some do but most of them have their heads down and are just trying to finish their careers in peace because any doubter in the religion of Woke means unending misery from that point onwards. Rather like late Communism in Eastern Europe--you aren't killed exactly but admin moves your office to an obcure place, you get all intro classes, no summer money for research or teaching, and your colleagues actively shun you. Then come the bad reviews using vague words like not collegial, not open to diversity initiatives, etc. Seen it happen to friends of mine.
Some of the most vile people that you will ever meet outside of a prison are in academia. The only thing is that they like to espouse violence but not actually do it. Lawful evil I would suppose.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 05:12 PM (E4rtv)
Ruby Rose is the "nonbinary" chick in John Wick (which she was actually good in)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 05:12 PM (88C+u)
Would you believe-- Maxwell Smart voice.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2026 05:12 PM (Dciv4)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:12 PM (ZOv7s)
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Nobody asks; How do these book publishers obtain this massive amount of payoff money they pass out to the front guard liars?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 05:12 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 05:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 05:12 PM (xHEjv)
By paying authors who sell books less.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:13 PM (ExV1e)
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Guess it's a good thing I don't associate with either for the most part.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 05:14 PM (3fZgy)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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U Cal is begging for reinstatement of SAT scores for admission.
I think the charade is about over and if Trump wanted Gen Z on his side, he can take their side against the institutions that scammed them. Defund their asses and drop college prices.
Same for the grad schools, return to a bachelor of laws instead of the pretentious J.D. end the stream of foreign coolie academic labor, and so on.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 05:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Beans Velocci at August 07, 2026 05:14 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 05:15 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Rest Area Glory Hole at August 07, 2026 05:15 PM (JM9I6)
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My wife had a professor like that. Tenured, but they moved his office to the basement of a building that has since been condemned and demolished. He taught a class on "War and Revolution," and lots of people enrolled think it was something other than a washed-up Marxist who'd peaked in the 1970s and had now been put out to pasture.
The term paper was on oppression and my wife got a 4.0 by writing about how he, the professor, was oppressing her.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Probably Baba O'Reily
is this a joke I'm not getting?
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2026 05:06 PM (1wjle)
I think it was meant to read , after listening to an Eagles song he was going to attempt suicide but aborted the attempt.
Posted by: Not an Eagles fan at August 07, 2026 05:15 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 07, 2026 05:15 PM (Q/FnY)
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I didn't put this together before, but it does make sense that that billboard I pass on the way to work that says "Justice for Jveon" that his name is probably pronounced "Jay-vee-on"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 05:15 PM (Dv3i1)
Sue them for fraud and use the money to retire student loans.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 05:16 PM (y9nCu)
I don't see that happening now.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 05:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 05:14 PM (E4rtv)
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China's locking itself down. New passport rules make it very difficult to leave, even for school. Probably because the population is collapsing and they want to keep as many rats aboard the ship as possible.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: they play that shit too much at August 07, 2026 05:17 PM (88C+u)
Then liberals and their left wing liege destroyed those institutions and wore them like a skin suit for credibility. The hollowed out the universities and used them to propagandize and build generations of brainwashed stormtroopers.
This is how you destroy a society, and they’re doing it on purpose.
There will come a time when we start piling up their corpses like cord wood, and burn them as we used to burn the semester end bonfires. Because they deserve it, and the symbolism is appropriate.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2026 05:17 PM (h87v0)
Posted by: huerfano at August 07, 2026 05:17 PM (VJX5o)
I didn't...I didn't get any cake.
Posted by: Milton Waddams at August 07, 2026 05:17 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 07, 2026 05:18 PM (ubCxQ)
oh I kind of get it
or his idea of an eagles song is one plagiarized from The Who
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2026 05:18 PM (1wjle)
7 strangest objects discovered in the Universe that prove reality is weirder than fiction
These seven extraordinary objects show just how strange and wonderful the Universe can be.
https://tinyurl.com/23sd8htf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 05:18 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Hard work and integrity are for fools at August 07, 2026 05:18 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2026 05:17 PM (h87v0)
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Trump: American Franco.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)
---whig
At least I still have my stapler.
Posted by: Prof. Milton (tenured) at August 07, 2026 05:19 PM (88C+u)
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Weird, The Eagles have the opposite effect on me.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 07, 2026 05:19 PM (lgGrU)
Posted by: 496 at August 07, 2026 05:20 PM (aHw/h)
IT IS ABOUT THE ECONOMY STUPID !!!
American voters do not care about some British academic guilty of plagiarism they care about paying rent and buying food
Posted by: Paul at August 07, 2026 05:20 PM (o7can)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 05:20 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 05:20 PM (enNUy)
The head of Scotland Yard, known as the Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis, is formally appointed by the Monarch (the British Crown). This appointment is made on the recommendation of the Home Secretary, who must also consider any recommendations from the Mayor's Office for Policing and Crime (MOPAC).
Other Chief Constables are appointed by their respective Mayors.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
LOL, of course they won't. Don't be a dope.
Which section, though?
Biography or Fiction?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)
Ace, my offer to send you a free copy is still open.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:21 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 05:21 PM (dIske)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 05:22 PM (YwEeS)
So, when is Arday gonna marry the wheelchair girl from the thread below?
It's a match made in
I'm pretty sure that within three months of them getting hitched wheelchair girl will give birth to a full-grown Shiba Inu. For real, y'all!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 05:22 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 05:20 PM (enNUy)
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STOLEN FROM OUR ANCESTORS CENTURIES AGO!
Posted by: Calypso Louie at August 07, 2026 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)
Please, Bitch.
Posted by: Government Cubical-dwelling Drone at August 07, 2026 05:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Just Axin' at August 07, 2026 05:22 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 05:22 PM (YwEeS)
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Yet, for some reason, they largely avoid the trades.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 05:23 PM (3fZgy)
Posted by: Not an Eagles fan at August 07, 2026 05:15 PM (KC5Lt)
After hearing Hotel fucking California for the 675th fucking time, he decided to look for a taller bridge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, not an Eagles fan either at August 07, 2026 05:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Beverly at August 07, 2026 05:23 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Brian Williams at August 07, 2026 05:23 PM (brIJB)
https://tinyurl.com/4nfkd8b6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 05:23 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Hopefully they will soon be embroiled in a civil war and return to the days of warlords, opium dens and cannibalism.
Posted by: Wo Fat at August 07, 2026 05:24 PM (45BvE)
Sean Penn will be by any moment now to accurately describe you.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 05:24 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Just Axin' at August 07, 2026 05:22 PM (JM9I6)
Yes, the band and the team.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 05:24 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 05:25 PM (LHPAg)
Nobody asks; How do these book publishers obtain this massive amount of payoff money they pass out to the front guard liars?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 05:12 PM (xHEjv)
Aside from outright pass-through bribery, they conspire with the universities. They change some of the punctuation, reprint as a new edition then mandate that students purchase the new edition at full price rather than the old edition in the used section of the student bookstore at 60% off.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu)
The only way to truly do his story justice is with a 20 episode tv series.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt)
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If you weren't so racist you would understand that in my culture teacher's is always possessive because the teacher's always possess knowledge.
Posted by: Jason Arday at August 07, 2026 05:25 PM (lgGrU)
Get $1M for 5,000 books and no one reads them
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 05:26 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)
I never felt this pack of liberals and their filth who have subverted our institutions had anything but ill intent. I watched as honest people, many good intentioned, let this virus roll over them and destroy our country like a disease. It’s about time they listen to the people who said we should hang a few of them from lampposts and put a sign on them that reads “Don’t be Me”.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (h87v0)
Paki-Turkiyaya'-Saudi alliance!
Sunni v. Shia out on the table and official, now that Iran is a shell of its old self.
Fun to see these guys decide amongst themselves whose in charge, this looks more like a clusterfuck recipe than anything else.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (KC5Lt)
Other Chief Constables are appointed by their respective Mayors.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
Thanks
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (ubCxQ)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 05:25 PM (LHPAg
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Nope, that's a singular annual holiday...aka "Talk Like a Pirate Day." Kind of fitting.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt)
We'll do it but we're going to make Arday a white, Christian, male serial killer from Alabama. -- Amazon Studios
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (ExV1e)
Fabulists are fabulous.
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (q177U)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (odBC9)
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He should have listened to "Wasted Time", or "Teenage Hell". Instead, he probably listened to "Take it Easy" and thus he lived on.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 05:28 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 05:28 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2026 05:28 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:28 PM (odBC9)
WTF? You drop the ball by failing to do something, not by doing something embarrassing that you are later sheepish about.
Retards can't even CYA right.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 05:28 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 05:28 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 05:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
That's a strange combination of words right there.
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 05:29 PM (q177U)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 05:29 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (KC5Lt)
Original Iron Maiden guitarist Denis Stratton claims he was kicked out of the band because he liked to listen to The Eagles.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (CNl8/)
He got off light.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (CNl8/)
That's a legit reason.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Emil Faber at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (JM9I6)
Did he get that money? Or did the publisher pledge to pay him that money upon publication (and on fulfilment of whatever other terms).
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Hopefully they will soon be embroiled in a civil war and return to the days of warlords, opium dens and cannibalism.
Posted by: Wo Fat at August 07, 2026 05:24 PM (45BvE)
I believe in the theory that china only has about 500 million not over a billion since they are so corrupt that the regional Gov forged how large their Population really was do they could stuff their pockets with from funds meant to go to the people.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (ubCxQ)
There's no noodle soup for you here
youtu.be/H_r2wBb4eOo
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (h87v0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:27 PM (ExV1e)
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Ironically, I bet they'd find a huge audience for a show about a white Southern, Christian male who lies his way to the highest levels of academia. I'd watch it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:31 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2026 05:28 PM (XvL8K)
__________________________
Get with the program, Biff. Earbuds and earphones are racist. You have to let that drumbeat resonate in everyone's ears within a 2 mile radius to prove your blackness.
Sincerely,
CEO and Janitor of Carnival Cruise Lines
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 05:31 PM (dIske)
@HansMahncke
20h
The Jason Arday episode is a perfect microcosm of a
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 05:31 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:31 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: The Dude at August 07, 2026 05:32 PM (45BvE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 05:32 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Something Completely Different at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (i+vnO)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 07, 2026 05:30 PM (ubCxQ)
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I saw a youtuber say that the official numbers for births and the fertility rate don't add up, and that if you go by the birth rate, there are only 1 billion.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Jason Arday at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 05:34 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 05:34 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Jason Arday at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (Av6i5)
Shouldn't that be white wimmin's?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: polynikes
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That whole album is good, but his stuff with the James Gang is way better.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2026 05:34 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi4DJ)
Also, top article at zerohedge., I know.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)
Also, top article at zerohedge., I know.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)
Clearly demonstrating that there is nothing of consequence happening in the world.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:36 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 05:36 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Tomorrow People at August 07, 2026 05:37 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 05:37 PM (FtULh)
The only difference I see is Jason's eyes are not like Marty Feldman's when the school bus guy would try to look under our dresses.
He had to sit behind the bus driver, who once was my friend's big brother. We'd yell when he got perverted, that he was looking at us and Jimmy would tell him to turn around.
He also worked on a chicken farm near his house and often had chicken sheet on his arm because he never bathed.
You can see, easily, the trauma I endured until I could drive myself and, later, go to college. It's amazing I survived.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 05:37 PM (hzuYO)
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Honestly... should have let it go through. Less painful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 05:37 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:36 PM (ExV1e)
Dog days of August....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 05:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at August 07, 2026 05:38 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 05:38 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Jason Arday at August 07, 2026 05:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 05:37 PM (FtULh)
I hope that I never have to hear about him again after this week.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 05:39 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 05:38 PM (Sco7b)
I saw some polling that said the Democrats were gonna pick up 600 seats in the Senate.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (ZOv7s)
The one I saw she said it was about 500 million and she found the numbers of how many Diapers vs Adult Diapers and how they are headed for disaster.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 07, 2026 05:39 PM (ubCxQ)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (i+vnO)
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Make sure you spend enough time acclimating. AMS ( Acute Mountain Sickness ) is no fun and can be life-threatening. Read up on it.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 05:39 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: Braenyard
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It's a closed system. They pay according to the narrative, and then Cambridge pumps up all their books. Reviews, blurbs, etc. Like a commie central committee deciding who gets paid, and what the public gets to buy.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 07, 2026 05:39 PM (aDhTQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 05:39 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Tomorrow People at August 07, 2026 05:40 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 05:38 PM (KY+FT)
Obama ain't far off from Arday.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:40 PM (KC5Lt)
Can we get this inscribed in marble somewhere on the Washington Mall?
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 05:40 PM (Av6i5)
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This doesn't say much for him, but it REALLY doesn't say much for the university that gave a bachelor's to an illiterate.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 07, 2026 05:40 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: H at August 07, 2026 05:40 PM (H1yGV)
232 That chicken in the last video? Just call her a hysteric and lock her bony ass up in a mental institution. She'll get all the attention she craves, and we won't have to suffer through any more of her self-serving videos.
I believe she is what Paul Joseph Watson would call a "twat." [Say it with his accent. It works better that way.]
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (2nJ9I)
It was pop music that taught me that Brits rhyme 'twat' with 'that' and 'chat':
Lily Allen - Alfie (Explicit Version)
https://youtu.be/OFF7dccul7o
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 05:40 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 05:41 PM (KY+FT)
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
3h
Inevitable
Geiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital
4h
Absolutely incredible…
University of California professors are now asking the school to reinstate the SAT for admissions because their new students are unable to do high school-level work.
They stopped using standardized tests for admissions in 2020 to promote "equity".
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:41 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 05:40 PM (Av6i5)
I'd rather have it tattooed, mirrored, on the forehead of every member of Congress.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2026 05:41 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: The power of and at August 07, 2026 05:41 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Tomorrow People at August 07, 2026 05:40 PM (Bz1XI)
I think Corolla would have used Half Tards. He's proud he coined that insult.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:41 PM (KC5Lt)
Never questioning any of it.
Posted by: Tomorrow People at August 07, 2026 05:42 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)
And then, interestingly he takes it a step further saying either the math is wrong or we got absurdly lucky and either answer is problematic.
I've seen a few atheist types get to this point, because this is exactly where the math of biology and astronomy takes you. And if you are a theist you have answer but if you are an atheist it leaves you in an odd spot where you have to thrash around for answers...ancient aliens planted us? our understanding of biology is completely wrong? reality isn't and we are living in a simulation?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 05:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Vengeance
drones, ai, and bots
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 07, 2026 05:42 PM (aDhTQ)
He should not have been granted a degree. That's on the university. To that extent, he's got a valid point.
Posted by: gp at August 07, 2026 05:42 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 05:42 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)
Arday inspired me and I can now pull a Greyhound bus 50 feet using only my dong!!
I did cut up 2 watermelons for my friends. They have kids so that's not easy for them to do.
And Ralphy got an allergy shot at the vet. This lady walked out with no animal wiping her eyes. I talk with her a minute to console her. That was sad.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 05:43 PM (Sco7b)
Cambridge MA recently turned off their SpotShotter system because "it was getting too many black and brown people arrested". Now...who are the most likely people to get shot in Cambridge MA? And I'll give you a hint it isn't connected Cambridge MA government officials.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 05:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: m
Which most students couldn't spell correctly....
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 05:43 PM (DZ9Lv)
Cambridge to review process for hiring senior academics after Jason Arday resignation
Among the claims by Arday that have been viewed as outlandish is one, made in an interview with the Guardian, that he was paid "1.4 million" for his memoir, Great and Unfortunate Things, due to be released next week. He did not specify the currency.
While not inconceivable, publishing insiders cast doubt on a figure such as Arday being able to attract such a large advance payment.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:43 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 05:44 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Musik Kal at August 07, 2026 05:44 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2026 05:44 PM (Wgtgv)
Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2026 05:45 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 05:45 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
No, no, no - that poll said the 600 Dems were picking at their seats!
Completely different.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2026 05:45 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 05:45 PM (ndZc7)
They had two planes fall off the flight deck of their aircraft carrier this week in separate incidents.
Posted by: you really don't want to know at August 07, 2026 05:45 PM (AGz65)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 05:46 PM (iySPJ)
Luke Rosiak@lukerosiak
The only lesson from Jason Arday can be recognition that this is going on everywhere. This is the dissertation of a University of Maryland campus president. She stole someone else's dissertation and changed the name of the field. Maryland has known this for a year.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 05:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2026 05:46 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 05:45 PM (Riz8t)
Which is why you only have friends who don't give a shit about the value of a PhD to sit that stage. -- PhD Mentors
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:46 PM (ExV1e)
>>I've seen a few atheist types get to this point, because this is exactly where the math of biology and astronomy takes you.
Let's forget about all of the minor miracles it took for use to be here.
We have no idea how you get from inorganic soup to organic life.
So the idea this is happening anywhere else in The Universe is silly.
We know what conditions are necessary, which could conceivably be replicated on another planet.
But not the mechanism of action.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 05:46 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Earl Butz at August 07, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)
No wonder I'm a racist.
I guess we could in future write only on black paper. But then the ink would have to be...*horrors again!!!*...white!.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 07, 2026 05:47 PM (Rl+wE)
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I get Acute Mountain Sickness everytime I hear "Mississippi Queen".
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 05:47 PM (TN0g+)
Also, to eliminate accountability in secondary education.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2026 05:47 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: 18-1
Well, no, you just say "I don't know. I don't have enough information" and go on about your day.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 05:47 PM (DZ9Lv)
>>@HoffmanJess
>>BREAKING: University of Washington cancels Hasan Piker event
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m)
They found out that he'd once eaten a breakfast bagel and won't promote Zionists like that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:47 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (i+vnO)
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Make sure you spend enough time acclimating. AMS ( Acute Mountain Sickness ) is no fun and can be life-threatening. Read up on it.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 05:39 PM (brIJB)
And absolutely, positively no Smoke on the Water.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 05:48 PM (dK+Kv)
Wow. It is a slow news day.
The Five. A NZ politician was on the air in her bathroom with underwear drying.
CNN - Democrats unity rally - Tapper
MS Now -Talerico
CBC - Canadian politics
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 05:48 PM (Sco7b)
I'm thinking "Desperado."
I'm thinking "Take it to the Limit"
Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 05:48 PM (lJ0H4)
Yeah the mathematical odds of a random combination of chemicals creating life is 10 to about 25 zeroes . Even with the amount of possible X planets , for it to happen more than once is astronomical ( pun intended) . For it to happen 10 to 1000 times is next to impossible.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:48 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Jason Arday at August 07, 2026 05:48 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Vengeance
drones, ai, and bots
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 07, 2026 05:42 PM (aDhTQ)
The Problem with China's Military it's so corrupt, Their Carrier doesn't work, The Radar or it's missiles are all garbage and the US proved this with what happened in Iran and South America. I even hear that their Nukes missiles were filled with water or Cement and the Generals pocketed the money and they were later Killed, same with the guy that was in charge of the Steath fighter project he disappeared
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 07, 2026 05:49 PM (ubCxQ)
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 05:47 PM (TN0g+)
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I know what you mean.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 07, 2026 05:49 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:49 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m)
When you'v e lost the socialist, Palestinian -loving Huskies....
Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2026 05:49 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (i+vnO)
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Make sure you spend enough time acclimating. AMS ( Acute Mountain Sickness ) is no fun and can be life-threatening. Read up on it.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 05:39 PM (brIJB)
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Yea. BC1 is at 17500 feet, so it’s not that bad. I ain’t climbing there. Taking a heli. I’ve been to 14k feet or close several times before and suffered no ill effects, and even did strenuous activity at that altitude (hiking, horseback riding, skiing, etc).
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 07, 2026 05:49 PM (i+vnO)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (xHEjv)
So the idea this is happening anywhere else in The Universe is silly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
That's quite a leap in logic you got there.
"We have no idea how X process works so the idea it happens anywhere else in the Universe is silly." Ok....
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2026 05:44 PM (Wgtgv)
I actually saw an SPLC commercial on MS Now.
That was crazy.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)
If possible, he seems to be coming more unhinged since El Sayed won his primary. He's now threatening Democrats who won't vote for this Muslim POS and telling Jews they need to go back to Auschwitz.
He needs to be denaturalized and deported back to Turkey.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)
>>Yeah the mathematical odds of a random combination of chemicals creating life is 10 to about 25 zeroes .
You can't put any odds on it because no one knows what the mechanism of action is to get organic life.
Until that is known, no one can actually say if there could potentially be organic life, let alone intelligent life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)
I liked Glenn Frey in his youth (Lyin' Eyes). Mostly because I liked guys of the 1970's who looked like that. No other reason at the time. Far from my favorite band.
I should go be productive as I have an 11mo old grandgirl visiting most of tomorrow. Putting her in the crib in the kid's room for her nap as she's a wild girl in her pack and play now where she used to nap by the fire.
That guest room looks like a Romanian orphanage as no one else uses it (queen bed and a twin blow up mattress plus the crib).
Thinking I have asthma/allergies from the smokey air from Oregon and WA and I am staying inside as it's HOT.
I hate this time of year! Want it to be over!!!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 05:51 PM (hzuYO)
If you can spell SAT correctly, I think you get in.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 05:51 PM (KAa/S)
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Geiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital
·
7h
Holy shit.
Since Trump took office, 1.3 Million foreign-born workers (legal and illegal) have lost a job. Meanwhile, 1.7 Million native-born Americans have gained a job.
A sharp reversal of the last few years.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 05:51 PM (E4rtv)
Leftists now: "Standardized tests are racist, because...well, just because, that's why!"
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 05:52 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (xHEjv)
Sigh. -- Isaac Newton
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:52 PM (ExV1e)
@charliebcurran
Aug 6
The year is 2030. Claude 9 has gone rogue and taken control of one billion Sexbots.
They call it the Goonpocalypse.
https://tinyurl.com/4wzfaw2k
(ooh, Alex Jones got his hair back!)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 05:52 PM (rbvCR)
I thought you said would just move on.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:52 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)
He was born in New Jersey.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
Well, I would have assumed colon cancer, since his head's up his ....
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2026 05:53 PM (kU0PQ)
Yea. BC1 is at 17500 feet, so it’s not that bad. I ain’t climbing there. Taking a heli. I’ve been to 14k feet or close several times before and suffered no ill effects, and even did strenuous activity at that altitude (hiking, horseback riding, skiing, etc).
Posted by: Elric the Blade
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You're a lot older now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 05:53 PM (xHEjv)
Yeah, that was an astonishingly vague and stilted thing to say.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 07, 2026 05:53 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Prison will sort him right out. Charge him as an unregistered foreign agent. Same with TuCa and others. Then you can offer them a deal, renounce US citizenship or go to jail.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)
He was born in New Jersey.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
Then, deported from New Jersey,
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 05:53 PM (FtULh)
If possible, he seems to be coming more unhinged since El Sayed won his primary. He's now threatening Democrats who won't vote for this Muslim POS and telling Jews they need to go back to Auschwitz.
He needs to be denaturalized and deported back to Turkey.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)
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He was born here, anchor baby
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 07, 2026 05:54 PM (i+vnO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)
LOL. Obviously you *can* say it. Unless morons don't count.
Posted by: you really don't want to know at August 07, 2026 05:54 PM (AGz65)
And Hotel California is one of many of the 1970s masterpiece albums by so many great bands. I must've listened to it 100 times on CD Walkman when i was a teenager.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 05:55 PM (6ydKt)
So the idea this is happening anywhere else in The Universe is silly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
It's quite simple. Lightning struck a slime pit and a slug oozed out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 05:55 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)
He was born in New Jersey.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Well, a new vista will be an eventful trip for him.
Don't forget to cancel his re-entry permit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 05:55 PM (xHEjv)
Reminds me of Bobby Finn: https://tinyurl.com/2udm4c2k
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 05:55 PM (sKqQm)
However, if things had worked out the way they planned, then maybe this inspirational book book would have become a classic and part of the school curriculum, like Catcher in the Rye or To Kill a Mockingbird.
Probably some people in the US and the UK feel that it is time to clear the curriculum of the contributions of dead white authors. Also, nonfiction is better than fiction.
For controlling the school curriculum, 1.4 million is nothing.
Posted by: PG at August 07, 2026 05:55 PM (+F4bv)
Ok, hang him.
He's basically a rep of the Muslim Brotherhood and so is El Sayed. At some point and it better be soon we are going to have to admit we are being invaded by Islamic terrorists and stop them.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 05:55 PM (viF8m)
https://tinyurl.com/59phn7yw
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Explains a lot.
I'll be a bit more forgiving. That sentence contained a lot of words that she had obviously never encountered (and at her age should have) but at least she gave each one a shot using English phonetic rules.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 05:55 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 05:56 PM (CNl8/)
That's pretty exact for something we have no idea about.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 05:56 PM (KAa/S)
You can put odds on anything if you've have enough information on the variables. Mathematicians far better than me and I assume you are those that came up with that number based on what mathematicians do.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:56 PM (KC5Lt)
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I really enjoyed The Long Run. I think its one of those "put the album on and let it play" works that not many bands ever pulled off once, much less the two or three times that The Eagles did so.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 05:56 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Elric the Blade
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You're a lot older now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 05:53 PM (xHEjv)
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Hiked and horseback riding at 14k in the Andes two years ago! Believe it or not, my boomer mom did it with us.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 07, 2026 05:57 PM (i+vnO)
Posted by: polynikes
I did. And then I came to Quite A Leap. It was breathtaking in its destructive simplicity. I had to comment before pondering a haiku in its honor. Or maybe a limerick.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 05:57 PM (DZ9Lv)
So the idea this is happening anywhere else in The Universe is silly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Which means it is impossible, right? Right?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 05:58 PM (rbvCR)
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Personally I believe there are far too many limericks found at this blog and far too few haiku.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 05:59 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 05:59 PM (5TQCN)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
_________
But to be an atheist, you've arrived at the ultimate answer: you live in a universe devoid of purpose and you will one day simply cease to exist, like a burst bubble. I don't see how any atheists who are honest with themselves can then simply go about their day. Seems to me that 99.99% instead start grasping for some purpose that they deny exists.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2026 06:00 PM (XvL8K)
Acclimatization takes time. Altitude sickness sucks. It's basically a continuum from feeling like shit all the way to HAPE and HACE. Just huff on some oxygen at night maybe. Sleeping problematic for most people over 10k after a while, flatlanders anyway
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 06:00 PM (7j7XD)
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 06:01 PM (TN0g+)
Then someone figures it out.
The number of things that 200 years ago seemed completely inexplicable, utterly impossible or beyond imagination yet which today are commonplace, self-evident or easily grasped are almost innumerable.
I'd be willing to wager that someone makes life in a test-tube and/or we find organic life originating outside of Earth, sometime in the next few decades.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 05:59 PM (TN0g+)
Tired bikini
Boobs embrace autumn wearing
Cashmere sweater sets.
-- Elisabeth Dale
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 06:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0)
I really enjoyed The Long Run. I think its one of those "put the album on and let it play" works that not many bands ever pulled off once, much less the two or three times that The Eagles did so.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 05:56 PM (TN0g+)
Oh yeah, a rare thing these days.
I got used to listening to entire albums starting with having a cassette Walkman. I wore that thing out. No skipping technology until later on, so you got used to listening to the entire tape.
Any Led Zeppelin album, or a few Pink Floyd albums (you know the ones), and others I can't remember right now.
Listening to an entire album would be torture for kids today.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:02 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 06:02 PM (KAa/S)
Madmani's nickname is Mayor Zoflake since he's so thin-skinned.
When the future of communism is on your shoulders....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 05:40 PM (KC5Lt)
As was noted in Ace's original post.
I'm more thinking of Van Jones. He got into the position he's at by canoodling with 9/11 troofers (which Obama didn't do, although interestingly Hillary! did). But Jones didn't touch that stuff after Obama got elected.
I suspect that Jones and Obama both are smarter than Hillary.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 06:04 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: you really don't want to know at August 07, 2026 06:04 PM (AGz65)
Listening to an entire album would be torture for kids today.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:02 PM (6ydKt)
Just listen to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond", all 26 minutes and 11 seconds of it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 06:05 PM (ExV1e)
When the future of communism is on your shoulders....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)
I guess he believed he was the next coming.. Or the 12th Imam in his case... reality sucks ..
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 06:05 PM (FtULh)
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Agreed! And many adults have become just as bad. I recently went to a concert with 2 friends of mine. Afterwards I told my self there's going to be a "No checking your phones" rule IF we ever go to another one--they each were watching their 2-inch screen as much as they were the live bands and live crowd.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 06:05 PM (TN0g+)
>>Which means it is impossible, right? Right?
Yeah, pretty much.
The number of miracles required to just get to the conditions where additional miracles can happen is quite large.
A Universe From Nothing being the initial miracle.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 06:05 PM (XV/Pl)
Well, I would have assumed colon cancer, since his head's up his ....
Posted by: GWB
How do you think it spread to his brain so quickly?
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 06:05 PM (VHUov)
Piker was born in NJ to Turkish parents. He was raised in Turkey. He didn't return to the US until he went to college. He's about as American as Ilhan Omar.
All he does all day is preach about violence against anyone who doesn't agree with a Muslim takeover of the US. I don't give a shit if he was born at Mount Vernon, he's an anti-American piece of shit and even the left is starting to realize it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 06:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: kids today at August 07, 2026 06:06 PM (Av6i5)
Aborted a suicide attempt on a bridge after listening to an Eagles song.
That's the biggest whopper of them all. Not for nothing are Eagles' songs deemed "gateway accompaniment to slipping this mortal coil by your own hand."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2026 06:06 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2026 06:06 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
There's talk that the AI bros believe that they are midwifing a new god who, unlike haShem, will exist.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 06:06 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 06:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 06:06 PM (88C+u)
If they believe that then they've been huffing their own farts for too long.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Crusader
Tired bikini
Boobs embrace autumn wearing
Cashmere sweater sets.
-- Elisabeth Dale
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
+1 for the seasonal reference. That usually gets left out.
Posted by: certified haiku inspector at August 07, 2026 06:08 PM (VHUov)
He's got the eyes of Judge Doom from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2026 06:08 PM (ixS3i)
It's not too bad.
They have a similar menu to Marcos, but more.
They sell flatbreads (which is what I'm eating and it's not bad.
Also Deep Dish rectangles, and Detroit Deep Dish (the tomato sauce is on top of the cheese and toppings).
Also sandwiches made of folded over pizza dough, a calzonewich by the looks of it.
I'll probably order from them again and try a pizza or deep dish.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 06:08 PM (6ydKt)
Probably Baba O'Reily"
Who?
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 06:09 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 06:09 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 06:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 06:09 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2026 06:10 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 06:11 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 06:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 06:09 PM (yEz+x)
Unfortunately these people start to actually believe their lies. That's why they continue to do it. Really mentally ill.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 06:11 PM (KC5Lt)
>>Time to go drink some whiskey and make a pizza. Y'all be good to each other.
I think it's, drink whiskey, smoke cigars and play with dynamite.
Or at least that's what Hunter S. Thompson would do, and who are we to argue with that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 06:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2026 06:13 PM (P4bJX)
Posted by: you really don't want to know at August 07, 2026 06:14 PM (AGz65)
Or did Arday do that too?
Posted by: Just reporting at August 07, 2026 06:16 PM (Gf5dx)
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I may be a bit late with this and someone has already noted that anti-plagiarism software has been around for a couple of decades so what was stopping Cambridge from running his thesis through it? Or was that used only for upstart white students?
Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2026 06:17 PM (ZNpJk)
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Has he used his claimed autism as the excuse why he couldn't conduct the interviews himself?
Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2026 06:20 PM (ZNpJk)
So the idea this is happening anywhere else in The Universe is silly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Which means it is impossible, right? Right?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 05:58 PM (rbvCR)
They did do an experiment in the 50s by putting a bunch of gases- CO2, Methane, some others to make an atmosphere and some spark generators for energy and quickly got a nice mix of complex molecules used in the body in a pretty short time. Sort of life, of course, but these are the building blocks of simple lifeforms.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 07:28 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2026 06:00 PM (XvL8K)
Most atheists know what god does not exist. That's why they won't shut up about it.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 07:32 PM (uhVAy)
"Great and Unfortunate Things" would be a bit of plagiarism of "A Series of Unfortunate Events." Thank you, I will take my professorship at Moron U for pointing this out.
Posted by: Nagasaki still gives me a glow at August 07, 2026 09:08 PM (hJ0rR)
The Week In Woke
Tuq'r Qarlson, Marjorie Trailer-Queen, and Thomas Massie keep selling their agenda of Woke for White People (TM):
Surprise! Universities continue discriminating against white and Asian applicants despite the Supreme Court being emphatic that this is illegal racial discrimination.
The Department of Justice has concluded that Duke University School of Law intentionally discriminated against applicants based on race, finding that the school continued giving admissions preferences to black and Hispanic applicants even after the Supreme Court struck down race-conscious college admissions. The DOJ's Civil Rights Division announced Thursday that Duke Law violated Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 in admissions for its incoming classes of 2023, 2024 and 2025. The department said the practices also violated the Supreme Court's 2023 ruling in Students for Fair Admissions v. Harvard, which restricted universities' use of race in admissions. In an Aug. 6 findings letter, the DOJ said investigators reviewed Duke Law's internal documents and admissions data and determined the school continued "intentionally" granting and denying admission based on race following the Supreme Court decision. "Duke Law School doesn't get a free pass to discriminate against white and Asian students simply because it thinks it has good intentions," Assistant Attorney General Harmeet K. Dhillon said. "Using 'diversity' essay questions to identify preferred races for admission is still illegal discrimination based on race, and this Department is committed to eliminating it everywhere we find it, including in our nation's law schools."
Sue them until they can't shit straight.
Meanwhile: a transgender "professor" says that having a normal gender/sex "isn't real" and that non-gay sex is "unnatural."
A Christian physician assistant who was fired after refusing to facilitate transgender procedures and use preferred pronouns won a $410,000 settlement from her former employers. In May 2021, Valerie Kloosterman was a physician assistant at the University of Michigan Health-West. The hospital required Kloosterman to complete a diversity training module on LGBTQ+ issues, the Daily Signal reported. According to Kloosterman's lawsuit, the module required her affirm statements concerning sexual orientation and gender identity that went against her Christian faith, which says God ordains a person's sex. To go against that, whether it be through surgery or the use of preferred pronouns, she believes, is going against God's will. The lawsuit also argues that her Hippocratic oath to "do no harm" prevents her from facilitating procedures she believes do more harm than good. In July 2021, Kloosterman met with the hospital's DEI program director, who was hostile toward her beliefs, told her she couldn't bring her religious beliefs into the workplace, and called her "evil," according to the lawsuit. He also claimed that a failure to use preferred pronouns would drive patients to commit suicide. The hospital fired her the following August. In addition to the monetary settlement, the hospital has implemented a new policy that won't require employees to act in ways that violate their religious beliefs.
University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci published a book this year claiming "sex isn't real" and the gender "binary" is "incoherent." Velocci is an assistant professor in history and the sociology of science who claims to be nonbinary and transgender. This identification has shaped the professor's questions and conclusions because "that is how knowledge works," Velocci wrote in the book titled "Sex Isn't Real: The Invention of an Incoherent Binary." In an interview with Duke University Press, which published the book, Velocci expressed joy that "any right wing or TERF detractor who wants to s***-talk the book is going to have to say or write the phrase 'Sex Isn't Real' in the process." Velocci claims in the book that "cisness" is unnatural and that people fitting into their "assigned sex category" took a large amount of work to construct and maintain. Sex science throughout the 19th and 20th centuries was a close ally to those invested in supporting white-supremacist governance and ejecting women from political life, Velocci claims. "Science continues to be an anti-trans ally," the professor wrote, adding that sex has little to do with bodies, but is instead about categories and who controls them. The professor also wrote that "current efforts to annihilate transness are couched in references to biology and science."LOL. We're "couching" biology and science in "references to biology and science." How dare we. Mother and her two trans pals arrested for murder of mentally handicapped 7-year-old boy.
Three people have been charged with the murder of a seven-year-old Ohio boy, with prosecutors saying that the young boy had suffered abuse at the hands of the defendants for months. Those arrested include the boy's mother as well as two trans-identified males. Per WLWT5, Kaitlin Evans, 39, Nessa Keaney, 23, and Kirby Rankin, 33, were arraigned on charges of murder and child endangerment inside a Hamilton County courtroom Friday. Evans was identified as the mother of the boy, while Rankin and Keaney have been identified as being transgender.A Portland, OR judge granted a "sweatheart deal" -- no jail time -- to a repeat antifa offender who admitted -- nay, boasted -- of punching and kicking cops and violently grabbing their genitals.
If I beat the shit out of an antifa thug in Portland, will I be excused jail time because it would be bad for my mental health? Or nah? Nah, right?
A violent Antifa-affiliated agitator has avoided jail time after admitting to assaulting several federal agents during a direct action outside the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility in Portland, Oregon. The incident occurred on June 29, 2025. August Dean Gordon, 32, of Beaverton, physically assaulted numerous federal officers, admitting to "kicking" and "headbutting" agents when they arrested him for damaging ICE facility property. This includes violently grabbing their genitals, according to court documents. US District Court Judge Amy Baggio sentenced Gordon in late July to four months of home detention followed by five years of probation. The prosecutor sought a four-month prison term, while the defense asked for one year of supervised release. The judge declined prison time, citing that it would be counterproductive for Gordon's mental health, his lack of a prior criminal history, and the lifelong burden of a felony conviction, per the Oregonian.
Gordon, prosecutors continued, "boasted" about his "assaultive behavior," proudly declaring that he "kicked and headbutted officers," showing no "remorse" for his actions. US attorneys said that five officers were injured.
Savanah HernandezAnother Decarceration Success Story from Charlotte, North Carolina.
@Savsays I visited Seattle's $165 million dollar downtown library and it was OVERRUN with drug addicts. Not only is this library filled with adults who are high on drugs, but they also offer FREE fentanyl test strips, syringes and injectable narcan that anyone, including children, can access. Visitors have complained of "foul odors", unusable restrooms and harassment by the homeless and I experienced all of this while at this location. Seattle residents just passed a tax increase to raise $480 million dollars for libraries just like this one and this is unfortunately the state that they're in.
Convicted Killer Allegedly Shoots Man Dead Less Than 2 Hours After Release
David Simpson, 29, is charged with first-degree murder, attempted first-degree murder
A man already convicted of manslaughter allegedly shot and wounded one man and killed a second in Charlotte, North Carolina less than two hours after being released last week on bond. FOX News reported that 29-year-old David Simpson now faces charges that include first-degree murder and "possession of a firearm by a felon." He is in custody and being held without bond. WCNC noted that Simpson "was released from Mecklenburg County jail around 12:20 a.m. on Wednesday," then allegedly carried out the fatal shooting at 1:45 p.m.
The shooting occurred at an apartment complex and is believed to have resulted from an argument over a parking space. Simpson's girlfriend, Shakema Scott, is charged "with accessory after the fact."
I try to keep an open mind about new ideas and opinions, but this take on parents and children is the dumbest thing I’ve heard in a long time. Douthat’s response is perfect: pic.twitter.com/tx26XZxpxw
— Caleb Wait (@calebwait) August 4, 2026
Parents BLAST @WCPSS board members after a “nonbinary” teacher at Middle Creek Elementary School in NC reportedly made students refer to him as "Ms" while he wears women's clothing.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2026
"At what point does answering a child's question become instruction concerning gender identity?"… https://t.co/zVlf7Z8pm5 pic.twitter.com/DZtaecM0sC
Hahahaha. This is an incredible piece. https://t.co/dyuI6SSume pic.twitter.com/Ru8K6ZEm1k
— max tempers (@maxtempers) August 7, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Case at August 07, 2026 03:40 PM (fV9m3)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 07, 2026 03:43 PM (6UXQp)
This is apparently a new “nonbinary” teacher at Middle Creek Elementary School in NC
NC is becoming a real shithole. Dem governor and probably Dem senator. AMF.
Posted by: That Guy at August 07, 2026 03:44 PM (c9rBD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:44 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:44 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:45 PM (QX6xo)
And, should we actually blame the importation of tens of millions of people under Biden for that instead?
Because, you know, immigration is inflationary.
https://t.co/jKx3SvcQBA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:45 PM (bvy21)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 03:46 PM (rHgXV)
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (4g5V+)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (mseD3)
I wonder how many vibrant inner-city folk would appreciate this.
https://youtu.be/_uj8h4SCsnE - SFW
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (ExV1e)
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This shit is going to play against Cooper in the Senate race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (bvy21)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:48 PM (ndZc7)
......
Maybe he should have his frank and beans removed.
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)
Massie: IT'S THE JEWS!!!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 03:48 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Wow. Fragile little flowers, aren't they.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (enNUy)
All tortillas are shipped via the Strait of Hormuz.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)
So, what are you going to do about it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (Dv3i1)
See, this is why we need access to more expensive burritos.
Posted by: 88C+u / gKWVE at August 07, 2026 03:51 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 03:51 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (enNUy)
In the top bar, click on the lion head to bring up options. Turn off Java. Pop ups are no more. Re-enable Java, as needed, for other sites.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
Maybe a few hours later
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:52 PM (6UXQp)
basically it's ground beef+refried beans+diced habanero peppers
diced onions
some spices
Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:52 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 07, 2026 03:52 PM (m0WlR)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (4g5V+)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (CNl8/)
Trump banned them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)
The Neolithic was a long, long, long time ago.
Posted by: Magan, Meluhha, and Sheba at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: The two trannies accused of murdering a seven year old handicapped boy at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (4g5V+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (CNl8/)
Democrats need the working class back.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (6UXQp)
* looks at literally all of Nature *
I believe this fellow may be mistaken.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (VHUov)
Yeah, throwing things is probably safer for me.
Posted by: pookysgirl, finding a plushie to chuck at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (2qSHg)
So at $165 million a pop, they can almost get three more libraries for drug addicts to take over.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (CNl8/)
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It is currently the major reason that Republicans will lose in November.
This is after no immigration enforcement was going to lead to losses, after which it was overenthusiastic immigration enforcement was going to lead to losses, after which it was the killing of Goode and Pretti were going to lead to losses, after which the Iran conflict was going to lead to losses, after which it was the MOU that was going to lead to losses, after which it was the renewed conflict which was going to lead to losses, after which it is now burritos will lead to losses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (bvy21)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (enNUy)
I am not having any issues on my iPad with Brave. But from the comment numbers, it does appear things are down a bit. If the goal was to increase ad revenue, it might be backfiring in less numbers and a sharp increase in ad blocker use.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (ZdaMQ)
Just send $5 and a SASE to:
Don Black
c/o ACME Corp.
1 Easy Street
Fat City CO 80215
Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)
They got an ag sector too, you know.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (4g5V+)
Posted by: The two trannies accused of murdering a seven year old handicapped boy at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (4g5V+)
So society wins.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (zdYK9)
That's a deranged viewpoint.
I've never been a parent but I know that's wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (FZ29D)
University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci
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Professor Beans Velocity? This has to be a joke. Innovation at the speed of methane.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (DOcg9)
Posted by: Mark1971
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We've got to close the Burrito Gap
Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (rHgXV)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (enNUy)
And that's the game, getting people to knowingly lie and at least publicly acknowledge the lie as "truth".
Bonus points if you do this long enough and your subjects learn to love Big Brother...or the Big Trans teacher.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (2qSHg)
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Funny. I was thinking it was quintessentially social to take a baseball bat to such peers and their noise makers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
Maybe a few hours later
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:52 PM (6UXQp)
Thanks for making me laugh out loud. I have house cleaners here and they now think I am crazy.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)
That's all there is to this. No need for a logical discussion or presentation of arguments. "That's idiotic" is the only proper response.
The guy's convoluted logic about children being the prisoners of their parents is convoluted because the idea was mapped out, not as a genuine idea, but as a means to an end. The end being more political power for people who think like him.
This is true of all modern liberal beliefs, it just isn't usually as obvious as this one.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:59 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (enNUy)
I don't read this place on mobile. I guess the ad people are trying to get around ad blockers again. Youtube has certainly been annoying lately.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:59 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 04:00 PM (enNUy)
Nobody is paying $20 per 'rito unless they are too lazy and fat even to walk.
I mean, yes, Ben Shapiro is a douche who isn't as smart as he thinks he is, but he's smart enough to know what a burrito costs. He at least walks past the aisle in the same kind of store I go to.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 04:00 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 07, 2026 04:00 PM (2jv4y)
I really am ready for the pendulum to swing back the either way. So tired of these trashy bigots thinking their hateful opinions matter. Boomers are driving a lot of it and they are on their way out. We lose more and more of them daily so I have hope. My kid is Gen alpha and they seem to be way more accepting of things naturally, so I have high hopes
Pendulums never swing the other way with fascism, they'll hold it on their side until it is forcefully taken from them and thrown back. It's called the ratchet effect.
It's already affected me. After the election, our company removed their LGBT and DEI support groups / assistance.
Get ready for "cis allies" to evaporate overnight.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2026 04:01 PM (ZwRB6)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at August 07, 2026 04:01 PM (PgEh4)
Posted by: Zombie Ira Einhorn at August 07, 2026 04:02 PM (Wt1Rs)
Red Flags all over the place.
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at August 07, 2026 04:02 PM (45BvE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 04:02 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Minuteman at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (PqZlS)
*****
So from what to what is Velocci " transing" if sex is not real?
Posted by: Cosda at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (Sf0j5)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2026 04:01 PM (ZwRB6)
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Swing back to transgenderism?
The pendulum swing back on that culturally like 18 months ago, in terms of law it's just beginning.
The rise of transgenderism was the far end of the pendulum swing that began in the 2000s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (bvy21)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)
In the biblical sense?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (ExV1e)
Brave is just a skin over Safari Webkit on ios. It is a skin over Chrome in Android.
Apparently the only non native Safari Webkit browser is Chrome (I have been told this and have no reason to doubt it) and perhaps Chromium which is de googled Chrome--but you would have to sideload it as I suspect Chromium/Chromite is not allowed into the Apple App.
But adblocker extension probably works better on Chrome on Apple than Brave due to webkit having some hidden sauces that Apple does not disclose publicly.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)
.......
GET TO WORK, weirdo.
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Bulg
Was she the village bicycle on campus?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (wOO3z)
This is the future we weren't promised.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
Red Flags all over the place.
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at August 07, 2026 04:02 PM (45BvE)
Yeah. He's really frustrated at all those dads "imprisioning" their sons so that he can't have sex with them.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2026 04:05 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:05 PM (wtvvX)
The rise of transgenderism was the far end of the pendulum swing that began in the 2000s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
But they said they just wanted to get married, and there was no slippery slope! They lied to me!
Also, I believe the DSA when they say they just want to give us healthcare.
Posted by: Clueless Normies at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ZwRB6)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
No, but she was kinda cute, and very funny.
Now she's a lesbo.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)
So... where did he get a gun just 2 hours out of jail? Hmmmm? Is anyone looking into that? Or nah?
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (kU0PQ)
Duke University should hire that bright young academic from Cambridge, Ja-Son Arday. Not only was he the drummer for Milli Vanilli, but he also reprised Forrest Gump's run across among America, caught the world's largest marlin, and led the National League in average in 2018 (although to win that you barely have to crack .300 anymore).
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (qwx/I)
Also, I believe the DSA when they say they just want to give us healthcare.
Posted by: Clueless Normies at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ZwRB6)
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But they also say that they want to kill every Republican. Here's video!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (bvy21)
Is she? Or do we live in a time when people don't call out bullshit?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)
Omg.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (W2Pud)
Reminds me that my colonoscopy is coming up...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (wtvvX)
Men can sew and be men
Women can fish and still be women
And it is true. While women are more likely to like sewing and men fishing there is nothing that requires this.
But 4th generation feminism flipped this on its head. Now if you like sewing as a guy you must actually have a feminine gender even if you've got the normal junk downstairs (until you cut if off!)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (odBC9)
LOL
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 07, 2026 04:00 PM (2jv4y)
That's Professor Beans Velocci, Ph.D, to you, cisbigot supremacist!
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Don't know. I only knew her for a couple of months at the end of my second senior year. (Yes, I was on the five-year plan.)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That was in part because Civil Rights reached a dead end on immutable natural identity like race or sex. So it began to include identities based on sexual attraction, e.g. gays, after winning that battle, the trans and other deviant identities like furries or child attracted (pedos) claimed protection under civil rights laws that say no such thing (as far as the feds go).
Immutable categories were too limited for the left and so they had to start including categories based on actions as well equating them to religion as deeply held. Problem there is Smith v. Oregon and City of Boerne v. Flores makes neutrally secular laws that coincidentally affect religion as permissable. So perverts can be locked up, children banned from groomer drag shows, etc.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (wtvvX)
Looks like I'll be delaying mine cuz of the radiation.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)
Apparently Al- Sayed hates Mackinac Island, as well. Frankly "Twitchy" site:
https://tinyurl.com/y5a4ejss
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (rHgXV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)
Nobody wants to be the guy being mean to the girl in the wheelchair who has epileptic seizures, Tourettes, and an English accent.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: 29Victor
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There is a bullet in some father's gun just itching to give that pervert a penetration he will never forget.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (RqCTJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (JvZF+)
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*weird silent look*
-Mr. Beans
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (bvy21)
While the GOPe is poor on spending the Dems are atrocious. So if you were really concerned about government overspending and inflation you'd be helping stalwart budget hawks defeat Dems in competitive races.
Instead people like Massie just bitch about Trump.
Israel isn't making your burrito so pricey. Forty Million illegals on welfare are.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2026 04:11 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:11 PM (qwx/I)
Now she's a lesbo.
Posted by: Bulg
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Ah, part of the WNBA green dildo club.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (RqCTJ)
Oh, gosh, yes. Absolutely this. -- Bears
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (ExV1e)
Apparently Al- Sayed hates Mackinac Island, as well. Frankly "Twitchy" site:
https://tinyurl.com/y5a4ejss
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
OK, that's weird.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mon Lee Chinee Take Out at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (JM9I6)
>>Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?
Periodically, I take castor oil.
It will clean you out from your stomach down.
And yes, your pants will fit better.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 07, 2026 04:13 PM (45BvE)
Imagine some MAGA mom killed her son this way with a couple of Man-o-sphere podcasters.
It would be THE news item for the next month. Instead....ZZZZ
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2026 04:01 PM (ZwRB6)
How will you ever survive at a job without a support group and assistance?
Oh, the cruel cruelty in this cruel, cruel, world.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 04:13 PM (RqCTJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Interesting, could be that Vivaldi uses Chrome as its underlying code and I have been informed that Chrome is not a webkit browser skin on Apple but an actual Google code base instead.
I run linux for daily driving and I don't use Windoze unless I must but not for internet browsing.
Good to know though as looking an an Apple Cube to replace a larger Windoze 11 machine for doing taxes as that is pretty much all I do on it nowadays (at least in Windows), it has a linux dual boot for more serious stuff as a backup to this computer.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)
I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)
He came back to my area to visit family and so we caught up over lunch.
I asked him how Baltimore was and his eyes got wide and he said "it is worse then you can possibly imagine"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (UWN7z)
When the Army moved out of Fort Mackinac in 1895, the Federal Government gave it to the state, and it became Michigan's first state park.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (KY+FT)
@Breaking911
2h
Former NBA star Enes Kanter Freedom says he’s declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, adding he meets all eligibility requirements.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (i14TE)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
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Theory:
Baltimore is actually a paradise of hedonistic pleasures without consequence, and those who live there have created a fiction to keep others away.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (bvy21)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)
Nobody wants to be the guy being mean to the girl in the wheelchair who has epileptic seizures, Tourettes, and an English accent.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)
She really could have had all those things and gotten over them. I, for instance, was once turned into a newt. But I got better.
Posted by: Guy in Holy Grail who had been turned into a newt. at August 07, 2026 04:17 PM (0MjtC)
I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)
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Professor Kimchi Imshi was born of an unusual union.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:17 PM (amcLV)
You're on the mark.
Posted by: People living 100 years ago at August 07, 2026 04:18 PM (wGerL)
If it weren't so damned narrow.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (qwx/I)
When I was a freshman in college, living in a dorm, I walked into our bathroom one day and inexplicably took a gigantic whiz that lasted a good three minutes. My roommates were stunned. It was after lunch, I hadn't been drinking booze or coffee, and I didn't feel like my bladder was going to burst. And it never happened again.
Still one of the weirdest things to ever happen to me.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:18 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (LHPAg)
Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP) and Penn Medicine are closely connected through deep academic, clinical, and research partnerships, even though they operate as separate legal entities and independent hospital systems. CHOP's relationship with Penn Medicine brings board-certified pediatric specialists directly to babies, children and teens in the Greater Philadelphia area.
The Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP) continues to operate its Gender and Sexuality Development Program, defending patient privacy and legal gender-affirming care against federal subpoenas and proposed funding restrictions from the Trump administration. Federal courts have repeatedly blocked the Department of Justice's attempts to seize sensitive patient medical records from CHOP. (AI Overview)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (NFX2v)
I think Baltimore is more Khorne/Nurgle and less Slaanesh.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)
I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)
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Professor Kimchi Imshi was born of an unusual union.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:17 PM (amcLV)
Peas ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yee-haw!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: whig
John Money will always be an inexpungable stain on their reputation in my book, though.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 04:20 PM (iySPJ)
I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)
Grits Vámonos
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (bvy21)
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The NC chapter of the MSM loves Roy Cooper. All the bad stuff, like early prisoner release, no bail, etc. Hey, wait a minute ... hmmmm.... who was the NC AG during Roy Cooper's reign as Governor?. Yeah, the News and Obscurer loves Josh, too.
Whatley's first batch of ads show promise, but he has to go at Cooper the way Jesse Helms went after Governor Jim Hunt. Helms went on to beat Hunt like an old mule.
Posted by: mrp at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (amcLV)
If it weren't so damned narrow.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Hank Hill has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (bkuEU)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 04:20 PM (iySPJ)
Sometimes the peppers are green, senor. -- Jose the Burrito Man
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (ExV1e)
Reading up on Glenn Bell I think we Christians are going to have to take the L on this one
Out: Run to the border
In: Run to the john
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)
Nobody wants to be the guy being mean to the girl in the wheelchair who has epileptic seizures, Tourettes, and an English accent.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)
She really could have had all those things and gotten over them. I, for instance, was once turned into a newt. But I got better.
Posted by: Guy in Holy Grail who had been turned into a newt. at August 07, 2026 04:17 PM
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Women love drama.
If they don't have any they'll create some.
Posted by: As it has always been at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (2Ez/1)
___________________________________
Well, first off, let's take a look at what someone named "Beans" looks like:
https://tinyurl.com/ms2n8a4d
Yeah, that tracks. So, to be clear, he's guessing that sex isn't real. He doesn't and likely will never have any raw data to confirm his hypothesis.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)
Egon Spengler quote?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (6ydKt)
Spaetzle Schnell -- obviously a professor of organic chemistry.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Gunslinger at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (D2d9O)
I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)
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Professor Kimchi Imshi was born of an unusual union.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
Professor Sweetpotato Velocemente
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)
Egon Spengler quote?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (6ydKt)
Not a quote. Warhammer 40k reference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (DOcg9)
Every day for him is this Cyanide & Happiness strip:
explosm.net/comics/productive
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (Sy6m/)
If it weren't so damned narrow.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Hank Hill has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM
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Much like the burning during urination.
Posted by: Gonorrea! at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (2Ez/1)
I once spent a year dead for tax reasons.
Posted by: Hotblack Desiato at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 03:46 PM (rHgXV)
Back in the day he'd have been a snitch for the dashing detective, giving him background for his case. Now he's a college professor and thus useless for anything.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)
Jalepenos, serranos, cilantro and guacamole are all green and all belong in a burrito.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (3Ope8)
Khorne - St Louis
Slaanesh - San Fran
Tzeentch - DC
Nurgle - Also San Fran
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:25 PM (sKqQm)
The guy who evaded the taxes on his cattle business while selling at market rates, and funneled the rakeoff into personal expenses, including payoffs to the staffers he was fucking on the side.
The sheer chutzpah is admirable, in its own way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 04:25 PM (BI5O2)
If they don't have any they'll create some.
Posted by: As it has always been at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (2Ez/1)
Not my wife. She's not into drama. But Lord Almighty, she can worry herself to death.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:25 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: That Guy at August 07, 2026 04:25 PM (xUr2r)
@Breaking911
2h
Former NBA star Enes Kanter Freedom says he’s declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, adding he meets all eligibility requirements.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (i14TE)
I love this. If they refuse to draft him, then they are anti-trans discriminators. If they do, that's the end of the WNBA.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (2nJ9I)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Hotblack Desiato
Maybe that's Piper's ploy.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (3Ope
- Cilantro is optional, depending on your genetics.
- Jalepenos are trash peppers. Serranos and poblanos are better.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (ExV1e)
Ahhhh.
I know very little about Warhammer.
Never played it.
I've picked up the basics of the story, that's it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Sounds like my wife. A very sensible woman, but her motto is "Fear rules my life."
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
·
1h
Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (E4rtv)
Beans Baxter >>> Beans Velocci
Posted by: Tex Lovera
G. Gordon Liddy was on an episode of that show.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0985404
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (Cqx++)
If they don't have any they'll create some.
Posted by: As it has always been at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (2Ez/1)
You know, your are so correct. Why, I doubt there has ever been a thoughtful and level headed woman born on this earth. Ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:28 PM (2nJ9I)
Gotta be at least 50/50 these days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (6ydKt)
I know very little about Warhammer.
Never played it.
I've picked up the basics of the story, that's it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)
I've never played it. As far as I can tell, playing it involves spending the GDP of a small European nation on miniatures which you spend several years painting so that you can spend a few hours in one of the most boring activities known to man.
The lore is cool though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (ExV1e)
Poblanos need to be stuffed with bacon, cream cheese and crab, then deep fried. Jalapenos can be stuffed the same way but are better grilled.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (3Ope8)
There's no such thing as a trash pepper. They're all G-d's peppers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:28 PM (2nJ9I)
Now you're thinking like a man.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Thanks for the tech report. Sorry that so many are having troubles with the website. But Brave on Linux has been rock solid except with one recent problem which comes from the kernel causing WebGL failures while they operate fine on Chrome.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)
No word yet on whether Scott's sister, Shakeweight, has been charged yet.
Posted by: gp at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (Jr5Lq)
Kate Upton schnell. That doesn't make much sense. Oh, side dish, not piece...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (ZwRB6)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (3Ope
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We had delicious bacon-wrapped stuffed jalapenos at the 2020 TxMoMe.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Agree and amplify. Nice technique.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (E4rtv)
Tzeentch is the god of magic, treachery and knowledge. He'll drive you crazy or mutate you into a Lori Lightfoot
Khorne is the god of death and war. He'll turn you into a psycho killer or get you killed as "Khorne doesn't care from where the blood flows"
Nurgle is the god of life and disease. Unlike the rest of the gods he somewhat cares about his followers but not more then he cares about bacteria and virons. He'll get you infected with more diseases then a San Fran rent boy
And Slaanesh is the god of excess but with a focus really on sex. If you saw him down the street you'd think he was just another tranny though. He will eat your soul and shit you out and not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: whig
When I still lived in PA, I trained for a few weeks in lab under a woman whose husband eventually accepted a position there (I eventually joined that lab). She and her husband eventually moved back to PA and I had the chance to dine with them after they returned. It was a real culture shock moving from suburban south-central PA to Baltimore to them, having to tightly lock up your valuables in your lab space, sometimes needing a chaperone to your car....stuff like that.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (2qSHg)
It is a rehearsal for pushing toward an Orwellian society, where the truth is whatever the party says it is.
Before getting there, the party first needed to show people a concrete example of how this works in practice.
Posted by: PG at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (+F4bv)
But they said they just wanted to get married, and there was no slippery slope! They lied to me!
Also, I believe the DSA when they say they just want to give us healthcare.
Posted by: Clueless Normies at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ZwRB6)
Oh, they're telling the truth! But the 'healthcare' they want to give you is nonconsensual MAID.
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
At that point, couldn't you just drop the pepper?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 07, 2026 04:32 PM (ZwRB6)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)
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I got AdBlock when the latest round of popups started and have been blessedly ad-free here and on YouTube.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:32 PM (amcLV)
I've never played it. As far as I can tell, playing it involves spending the GDP of a small European nation on miniatures which you spend several years painting so that you can spend a few hours in one of the most boring activities known to man.
The lore is cool though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)
I got into the lore after my sister bought me "Dawn of War" as a birthday present. Solid RTS game too, and the VAs were very good as well.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (2qSHg)
I had a Latin American GF that at one point after starting a pointless fight with me said she did it because she needed more drama and I was too...not drama.
Current GF isn't like that nor honestly is my mother. So pick better guys.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (3ZNGI)
It would be THE news item for the next month. Instead....ZZZZ
Posted by: 18-1 at
To be fair that's how all news works. The unlikely and exceedingly rare gets all the attention. The common and expected doesn't.
Same reason why plane crashes get coverage and car crashed don't.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (vJrRc)
If you can get a person to call a man a woman you can get them to say anything.
Orwell really low balled it with counting fingers.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (W2Pud)
For once I have no words. Ok, I have a few that I can't print, being a refined lady.
Does she wake daily and decide from a list which physical problem to have that day? Is her list multiple choice on a dart target and whatever she hits is the one? Who bought the wheelchair?
Personally I wish the covid test had gone into her brain as it might have helped a bit in the stirring of her prefrontal cortex.
Of course she's queer, too! Absurd not to think otherwise.
While she's not striking to look at she's not super ugly like Marge Taylor Greenpeace with her potato nose. So this leaves me unsure what gave her white guilt Munchausen's. Does she have an eating disorder, too, or did she miss one? Gluten intolerant? Peanut allergy?
Apparently sane intolerant.
I have never had a nanosecond of white guilt. Maybe I am the weird one.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (LHPAg)
And then I don't feeel soo baaadd...
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
>Not this month or next. There's too much pop in those jalepeno poppers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Both my mother and my wife had/have brains that are more guy brains than chick brains.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (2qSHg)
I assume that you've seen Astartes then.
https://youtu.be/JpK4fcFNKbM
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)
Now, explain men fighting in bars. Over stupid shit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:35 PM (2nJ9I)
Tom Renz
@RenzTom
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1h
Just in time for the new Moderna mRNA flu “vaccine” the navy reverses course and mandates the flu vaccine for almost everyone (navy order below)!
They can’t poison our soldiers fast enough.
This shot was not properly tested - the administration gave it expedited approval - and is basically the mRNA COVID shot repackaged. They are going to construe to force mRNA on our soldiers.
Fauci’s work is carrying on despite everyone wanting accountability. This is why I keep saying that it’s not enough to go after Fauci - we have to go after the people that bought him.
Posted by: beckster at August 07, 2026 04:35 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: gp at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (3ZNGI)
Is that what you’re making now?
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (LHPAg)
https://youtu.be/JpK4fcFNKbM
I've heard the same guy got funding to make a sequel.
If the GW folks weren't idiots they'd be rolling in $$$ right now because they have one of the hottest IPs there is.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:28 PM (2nJ9I)
Some of them can shit their pants loose, though. So there's that.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Both my mother and my wife had/have brains that are more guy brains than chick brains.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
I sincerely doubt any of the 'ettes think like men, but we aren't drama queens, either. We are women.
You don't have to be a man to be intelligent and thoughtful. This gets kinda old around here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (2nJ9I)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (3uBP9)
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When my daughter was brainwashed to be "trans" two Karens tried to threaten me in my own kitchen, and even trotted out the "better a live son than a dead daughter!" which did not move me and as I continued to hold my ground, one burst out shouting "You're just like my mother! She never accepted I was a lesbian!"
True talent at CPS.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (LHPAg)
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She's 110 pounds of crazy in a 90 pound strait jacket. Do not want.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (amcLV)
Beans Velocci????
Is that xis real name or some trannie stage-name for his virtuosity in farting out the National Anthem?
.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (iJfKG)
He did. He put up a teaser about a year ago. Amazing that it's all the work of one guy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (hzuYO)
She makes it a point to show her boyfriend and that she is as a woman later in the video.
Apparently she had plenty of men, and possibly women, offering to take care of her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)
TikTok · Zara Beth
2M+ followers
Zara Beth (@zeezee25) on TikTok | 44.4M Likes. 2M Followers. disability advocate & author accessible travel chronic illness awareness
OTOH, who's to say for certain if AOC, Kamala, etc. are or aren't?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
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They constantly think about boobs?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (3ZNGI)
I'll be right over.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:39 PM (2nJ9I)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
I sincerely doubt any of the 'ettes think like men, but we aren't drama queens, either. We are women.
You don't have to be a man to be intelligent and thoughtful. This gets kinda old around here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (2nJ9I)
I think the girl jut wanted attention and clicks for money.
She's gotten away with it for awhile it seems, so gotta give her credit there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Sounds like my wife. A very sensible woman, but her motto is "Fear rules my life."
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)
My wife once told me she was worried because she had nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (0aYVJ)
For once I have no words. Ok, I have a few that I can't print, being a refined lady.
Does she wake daily and decide from a list which physical problem to have that day? Is her list multiple choice on a dart target and whatever she hits is the one? Who bought the wheelchair?
Personally I wish the covid test had gone into her brain as it might have helped a bit in the stirring of her prefrontal cortex.
Of course she's queer, too! Absurd not to think otherwise.
While she's not striking to look at she's not super ugly like Marge Taylor Greenpeace with her potato nose. So this leaves me unsure what gave her white guilt Munchausen's. Does she have an eating disorder, too, or did she miss one? Gluten intolerant? Peanut allergy?
Apparently sane intolerant.
I have never had a nanosecond of white guilt. Maybe I am the weird one.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM
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Hot slash Crazy Matrix refers.
https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg
Posted by: Bookmark it for future reference at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (3ZNGI)
I'll be right over.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:39 PM (2nJ9I)
Made me hungry.
Glad I got a pizza coming.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)
non-gay sex is "unnatural."
* looks at literally all of Nature *
I believe this fellow may be mistaken.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (VHUov)
Something to keep in mind. Plants are weird. They're the only living things on Earth that require a threesome to reproduce (male and female plants, plus something to do the pollination).
Even worse, they usually depend on an INTERSPECIES threesome.
Ewwww.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (y9nCu)
Very nice! I might opt for cotija just because its salty.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:28 PM (2nJ9I)
Now you're thinking like a man.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)
I knew it ...
Posted by: zombie Henry Higgins at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (amcLV)
Indeed. On the few times she'll want to do a decadent activity with said boyfriend, her Tourettes, or full-body paralysis, or fainting spells, or several of her dozens of self-diagnosed maladies will kick in and stop the "fun".
And yeah, she's completely doing it for the attention. Social media was a major mistake.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (2nJ9I
Thanks. Yes, it does get kinda old.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (xPsv8)
Oh, he played eleven seasons for the NBA, 2011 - 2022. He's going to self-identify, thus meeting the eligibility rules.
Brave new world.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2026 04:42 PM (YU46W)
Jalapenos are just as good as any other peppers, wholesome, delicious, a credit to any recipe, and those who say otherwise are... you know.
I am doing poppers on the grill this weekend as well as a chili loaded with jalapenos.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 04:43 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Running Windoze, android, or Apple?
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)
Oh, he played eleven seasons for the NBA, 2011 - 2022. He's going to self-identify, thus meeting the eligibility rules.
Brave new world.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2026 04:42 PM (YU46W)
LMMFAO!!!!!
Enes Canter Freedom declares for the WNBA draft.
Epic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 04:43 PM (2YhKe)
I believe she is what Paul Joseph Watson would call a "twat." [Say it with his accent. It works better that way.]
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (2nJ9I)
Ewwww.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (y9nCu)
I could stand to hear a little more.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)
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Win 11. Edge browser.
*braces for incoming mockery*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (amcLV)
That said in either state the further inland you go the shittier it gets. Hint: Charlotte is three hours from the coast.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 07, 2026 04:45 PM (dmWFD)
Epic move.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 07, 2026 04:45 PM (dmWFD)
I hope she shows up still sporting her beard.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:47 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM
++++++
How far is Asheville from the coast?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 07, 2026 04:47 PM (2Ez/1)
Men, for the most part, have much better logical reasoning.
But we both share other types of intelligence needed to survive.
In my unworthy view, it can be boiled down to things that are based on biological neccesity:
Women want to feel.
Men want to solve.
(always allowing for exceptions to the rule)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)
Beans Velocci????
Is that xis real name or some trannie stage-name for his virtuosity in farting out the National Anthem?
.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (iJfKG)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at August 07, 2026 04:49 PM (4g5V+)
*braces for incoming mockery*
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Well, your biggest threat is Microsoft hacking your own data with that setup and not rando webscript ads. Windows 11 can work but it is more that OS has deteriorated since Windows 10 in performance, sucked up more resources like memory to run ok, and spies on you constantly unless you shut that shit off. I keep one current windows machine on for one reason--my tax program of long standing runs on it and not linux and I would have to switch to an Apple desktop to replace it. Don't care for their laptops after having one at work for a long while.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:49 PM (E4rtv)
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"Beans?" Is that how xe "preps?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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Starts getting better again as you get closer to the mountains. But I'm biased (upstate SC native)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (hHLwK)
As an example... I, a man, can reason that there's no profit to having this discussion and so I shall refrain from joining.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (bX16E)
Women want to feel.
Men want to solve.
(always allowing for exceptions to the rule)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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I wanna blow up sheeeeeet real good!!!! Whereas do I fit in.
Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)
Can't run in WINE? Or online?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (KY+FT)
He hasn’t been run out of the country yet?
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 04:51 PM (4g5V+)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (bX16E)
I don't know.
Some towns up towards the Piedmont and mountains aren't too bad.
Asheville being the exception.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:51 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (ZOv7s)
https://tinyurl.com/kj9mt4wv
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (wGerL)
You can also order 4 burrito supremes from Taco Bell for less than $20.
The Left always lie even when they don't have to.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: A Target six at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)
Mining, demolition.
Problem solved.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (6ydKt)
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"Beans?" Is that how xe "preps?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The Lord makes those he dislikes ridiculous first before they implode.
Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (E4rtv)
I think Tzeentch owns Denver.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)
I can get a $20 burrito in Austin. It uses multiple tortillas an probably weighs at least 3 pounds but I can do it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
Who would want to be law enforcement in Portland? You'd have to like pain, and liability premiums must be crazy because everybody sues the police for everything in Portland.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 07, 2026 04:53 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 04:54 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)
Men like to solve problems. Women want you to empathize with them about the problem.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:54 PM (KC5Lt)
Iran war live: ‘Mecca Joint Defence Pact’ signed, as Hormuz deal ‘nears’
It begins, 'The Saudi crown prince, Turkish president and Pakistani prime minister have signed a joint defence agreement in Mecca stating that “any armed attack against any one of the three states shall be regarded as an attack against them all."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (NFX2v)
Problem solved.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (6ydKt)
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I love the scene in "Justified" where a bank robber is wearing what appears to be a suicide vest, and Raylan plays along to get close enough and then kicks his ass, pointing out that only a retard would think you could get away with using road flares for dynamite in coal country.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (ZOv7s)
He said, without evidence. They've made this sick, twisted, bullshit claim out of whole cloth to emotionally strongarm parents into letting Mengele's philosophical descendants poison and mutilate their children. This is one of the most evil things I've ever seen.
Posted by: Still having to live like this at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:54 PM (KC5Lt)
https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg
It's a joke, people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
We have rentals and my wife has a consultancy so it requires a bit more bookkeeping and either payout to an accountant or diy as we have been doing.
WINE doesn't like it as I tried an install and part of it is that the tax companies come out with new editions each year so little interest by volunteers to spend the time to make an old version work and too little time to make the new one work. And you have the integrated state program as well and we have to file in two states. PITA that would cost us more in accountant fees than simply keeping one computer on Windoze for right now.
Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (E4rtv)
My home desktop is right. Son (IT guy extraordinaire) added some kind of ad-blocker on steroids. No idea what it is, but it works like gangbusters. Even works on yewtoob.
Have not tried my iPad recently.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (NFX2v)
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Iran is totally winning you guys.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)
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Hmm. Good or bad? And I don't mean the mis-spelling of "defense".
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (Dv3i1)
You can also order 4 burrito supremes from Taco Bell for less than $20.
The Left always lie even when they don't have to.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM
Chipotle & Taco Del Mar you can easily drop $20 on a burrito. I don't eat there because I don't want Salmonella, but it's so "fresh" they don't have time to wash the sewage off the veggies.
I get the Taco Bell for $6.00, but spend $8.99 for the Imodium afterwards.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)
Yes I've eaten there before. Though I've never ordered one of those.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 04:57 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:57 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:57 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Still having to live like this at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (TbWk/)
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The idea that every single human being on the face of the earth has to watch what they say or these people will die and it will be EVERYONE ELSE'S false was probably the stupidest part of the whole trans thing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:57 PM (ZOv7s)
https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg
Posted by: Bookmark it for future reference at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (2Ez/1)
***************
Sent to sons years ago after one redhead the eldest casanova almost married left him for no reason.
She was in the danger zone and came with a family who matched this. Parents divorced when she was in HS because Daddy came out as gay. Mommy totally dependent on crazy daughters at this point, and was a liberal cat woman who wanted everything pink in her house including kitchen appliances.
I am at least an 8 in crazy and hotness (or I was) and could recognize this issue. Her family, on a horrid Thanksgiving, when the mother, daughters and an elf-like boyfriend of weird sister were in Christmas pj's and played a video game the entire day. I observed this while drinking booze as my husband claimed to have a backache and went to lie down in the guest room of son's house.
After the breakup, I, the mother of the son, came close to prison as I wanted to stalk the redhead, drive over her and back up.
I debated scalping or ripping out her hair as well as she ticked me off and did her break up on on my birthday with family visiting.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 04:58 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (KC5Lt)
I've never had that size cuz I didn't want to commit to eating the same burrito for a week.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)
What Chipotle to you eat at? My order is never over $16 even if I get double protein.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:58 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:59 PM (E4rtv)
It's a joke, people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
Hit the nail on the head if you ask me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:59 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (Dv3i1)
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The Saudis already have a defensive alliance, and when Iran kept hitting Saudi, they told Pakistan that they would enforce the agreement or call in all the loans they gave them. I don't think the Iranians have hit them since. Pakistan could rip Iran a new one, but we'd have to keep India from taking advantage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:59 PM (ZOv7s)
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Paging the Paolo, Mr. The Paolo to the white courtesy comment box....
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (NcvvS)
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Good! Saves them a trip to the Canadian suicide pods!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
Yep. Higher education brings in the decay, even in solidly red areas--you can see the blue dots that are college towns.
Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 05:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Nah, we let the Pakis invade Iran and then let India nuke Pakistan. Multiple problems solved at once.
Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv)
Recent publications include "Cutting the Cheese: A Holistic Multidisciplinay Examination of the Intersection of Flatulence and Dairy Products", cited in The Journal of Noxious Odors, VII, p.23.
Posted by: The University of Pennsylvania Faculty FAQ at August 07, 2026 05:02 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 05:02 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:28 PM (2nJ9I)
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*snort*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 05:04 PM (3fZgy)
@Breaking911
2h
Former NBA star Enes Kanter Freedom says he’s declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, adding he meets all eligibility requirements.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (i14TE)
I love this. If they refuse to draft him, then they are anti-trans discriminators. If they do, that's the end of the WNBA.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (2nJ9I)
Another possible outcome is WNBA changes its eligibility requirements to permit only biological females to play and mandatory DNA sex-determination testing for all players. Enes Freedom's goal here may be to force the WNBA to do this. Ending its latest tranny-welcoming holier than thou PR stance.
The NBA heavily subsidizes the WNBA and I can't see NBA team owners wanting to subsidize WNBA legal fees to fight Enes Freedom's discrimination lawsuit if WNBA teams do not draft him.
Posted by: Gref at August 07, 2026 05:08 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: He sounds vaxxed and boosted too at August 07, 2026 05:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (NFX2v)
Proof! PROOF that Trump is preparing to declare victory and go home! I cry hot salty tears of shame over this.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 05:13 PM (rbvCR)
"Where's Max working today?"
"You is offsite today. You can't always predict yourself."
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 05:14 PM (q177U)
It's a joke, people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
Having lived in this situation with my half sister, no. This. Is. Not. A. Joke.
This is only funny because tragedies are too frustrating to cry about.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 05:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: South and Proud!! at August 07, 2026 05:33 PM (+6avD)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Great scene; Olyphant's delivery just killed:
Do you know where I'm from, assh*le?
Posted by: Nelly at August 07, 2026 06:53 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)
Now, explain men fighting in bars. Over stupid shit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:35 PM (2nJ9I)
Some guys like to fight.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 07:04 PM (uhVAy)
New Evidence Suggests That "The Most Secure Election in Earth History" Wasn't So Much
I'm gonna need a minute on this one. My programming needs a big update.New evidence further undermines claim that 2020 election was 'most secure' in history Declassified documents, other evidence, reveal that despite official assurances of a secure 2020 election, government agencies possessed intelligence regarding significant security vulnerabilities, foreign data breaches, and potential manipulation risks. After several batches of documents were recently declassified and released by the White House, the American people now have more evidence than ever that while officials claimed 2020 was a historically secure election, the government had plenty of evidence of security vulnerabilities, hacks and foreign interference. Shortly after the election, senior government officials insisted that it was the "most secure" in American history, deflecting concerns about security, including about voting systems and mail-in-ballots. ... However, after the new batches of documents were declassified and released this summer by the White House, Americans have more evidence than ever that those same officials knew about significant breaches of election data and internally raised concerns about how foreign actors could influence the election and the vulnerability of electronic voting machines. ... Maricopa exfiltration of voter registration data The latest evidence released by the White House this week shows that the FBI investigated a breach of voter registration data in Arizona's largest county in the days before the 2020 election. In that incident, a self-described hacker foiled security and obtained 633,000 voter registration files, but the Biden Justice Department and local prosecutors declined to bring charges even after the FBI got the suspect to confess, Just the News reported on Thursday. The scraping of Maricopa County's voter registration files was the most flagged security incident in a cyberintrusion log kept by U.S. spy agencies in the days surrounding the Nov. 3, 2020, election, showing that intelligence officials were monitoring the breach while voting was ongoing.The article discusses China's hacking of the US voter databases. See the article for more on that. This is the most alarming possibility: We know that Venezuela rigged its own elections to fake a "win" for Maduro. And Maduro is a nasty communist enemy of the US. Did he do the same thing to the US elections, to get a demented old socialist fool "elected"?
What would we do without "agencies" to tell us that foreign threats aren't threats at all, but opportunities for us to be welcoming and open-minded. And, of course:
The declassified documents released by the White House also show that from 2004 to 2020, U.S. intelligence agencies monitored plans by the Venezuelan leadership to electronically manipulate their country's own voting machines, including the use of substituting false votes, to secure victory for the ruling socialists. The plans raised alarm as early as 2006 among U.S. officials as a potential avenue for the Venezuelans to attempt to "undermine confidence in, or manipulate the electoral process in, the United States," according to a June 2026 CIA summary of prior intelligence reporting on Caracas' capabilities. By 2020, the CIA had obtained reporting on Venezuelan plans to swing the country's election that year by manipulating electronic voting machines in a way that would make false votes appear legitimate and leave no trace of the changes. The intelligence raised questions about whether some U.S. voting machines could be vulnerable to similar types of manipulation, though agencies assessed that Venezuela did not have the capability to do so in the U.S.
Non-citizens on voter rolls Additionally, an assessment by the Homeland Security Department found that hundreds-of-thousands of illegal aliens were on the voter rolls in four states -- and estimated the total across the whole country to be higher. A review conducted earlier this year using publicly available voter data in California, Nevada, New Jersey and Pennsylvania found over 250,000 illegal voters on the rolls, Just the News reported.Tangentially related: While Democrats whine about Trump firing disloyal subversive operatives, Hillary Clinton urges the next Democrat president, who will not be her, to fire every single Republican, no matter how minor or how far from any actual power.
Hillary Clinton: A Democrat president must "get rid of all" Trump admin people so they don't subvert the Democrat administration.
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 7, 2026
"Do not let anybody hang around in some small office somewhere."
"People are going to have to be searching to make sure that they are not going to… pic.twitter.com/koUfg3M5Yc
Talk about projection. But think about what Clinton is saying there -- she's talking about the tactic of suborning a president's agenda by holding the civil service, in the context of accusing President Donald Trump of possibly doing it. She does not appear to be just talking about the political positions, saying a Democrat president needs to get rid of Trump people: "Get rid of all the holdovers. Do not let anybody hang around in some small office somewhere who can literally subvert your program and you don't even know the person is there." She even talks about how you can move people from political positions into the civil service to help keep them in government positions, predicting that Trump "will try to move" people to do this.
Advertisement The civil service positions aren't supposed to be political appointments. "People are going to have to be really searching," she said, " To make sure they're not going to be literally subverted from within the government." What was that people were saying about a "deep state" and every accusation being a confession? Is this an admission about the past? So Clinton would do a "purge" of anyone for the sin of being supportive of Trump or Trump positions. Purging opposing views sounds like a typical move from the folks who keep claiming to be the "defenders of democracy."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 02:41 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 02:41 PM (7Q7Ca)
Got it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2026 02:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 07, 2026 02:43 PM (GTqXr)
The concept of voting season should be abolished.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 02:43 PM (XV/Pl)
So there IS a Deep State!?!?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 02:44 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 02:44 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 02:44 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 07, 2026 02:44 PM (mseD3)
Why doesn't Trump wear glasses?
Because he's got 2020.
It was tru then, and still true.
Trump won in 2020, no question about it.
And the 55% pf the country that voted for him all know it's true.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 02:45 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Doug at August 07, 2026 02:45 PM (B1+sW)
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Eh, well, we'll allow it.
Posted by: The Propaganda Press at August 07, 2026 02:45 PM (8zt2q)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 02:45 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 02:46 PM (nnep/)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2026 02:46 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 02:46 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Lanny Davis at August 07, 2026 02:47 PM (brIJB)
Horse poop.
I watched an election expert during a hearing in Georgia after the 2020 election use his laptop to log into and election machine and manipulate data using the internet. We were told the election machines were not connected to the internet. They lied. They can be manipulated by anyone with an internet connection, the address of the machine and the password.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 02:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at August 07, 2026 02:47 PM (VqeLu)
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 02:47 PM (TN0g+)
But it was! We left less evidence than we ever have!
Posted by: Democrats at August 07, 2026 02:47 PM (E/qck)
Being oblivious to her own blatant hypocrisy is standard operating procedure for Hillary.
She only gets away with it because the media have looked the other way for over three decades.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 02:48 PM (6ydKt)
Also the left: How dare you accuse us of election fraud...what kind of people do you think we are?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 02:48 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 02:48 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 02:48 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 02:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 02:49 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 02:47 PM (TN0g+)
I was thinking i'd spend a couple of days eating the bad taco bell lettuce and just bring a nice book to read at her grave; bring a nice shovel to mix it all in after i've completed my abolutions.
Posted by: Nelly at August 07, 2026 02:49 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: And that's a good thing at August 07, 2026 02:50 PM (2Ez/1)
Brian in New Orleans
our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2026 02:50 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 02:49 PM (uhVAy)
In a word... no.
Nor is firing them for being Democrats although judges will rule otherwise in that case.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 02:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 02:50 PM (i14TE)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 07, 2026 02:50 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: The Propaganda Press at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (InzJs)
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 02:44 PM (KY+FT)
That filter on Hillary is working 525 percent. Her hair is smudged into a blur.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (uhVAy)
New 2026 Inside Elections Senate Ratings
🔴 Republicans: 52
🔵 Democrats: 47
🟡 Tossup: 1
Swing States:
Maine: 🔴 Tilt R (dems tried a neo-nazi)
Michigan: 🟡 Tossup (dems elected an islamo-nazi)
Georgia: 🔵 Tilt D (WTF G?)
North Carolina: 🔵 Tilt D (WTF NC?)
New Hampshire: 🔵 Tilt D
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (g47mK)
Enlightening.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2026 02:52 PM (XvL8K)
No, it is the essence of bipartisanship and Saving Our Democracy™.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 02:52 PM (i14TE)
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2026 02:53 PM (YwEeS)
🔴 Republicans: 52
🔵 Democrats: 47
🟡 Tossup: 1
Swing States:
Maine: 🔴 Tilt R (dems tried a neo-nazi)
Michigan: 🟡 Tossup (dems elected an islamo-nazi)
Georgia: 🔵 Tilt D (WTF G?)
North Carolina: 🔵 Tilt D (WTF NC?)
New Hampshire: 🔵 Tilt D
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (g47mK)
Predictions:
R - ME, MI, GA
D - NC, NH
That's 54-46.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 02:53 PM (AdHga)
"Trump lost because his breath stinks" ....
Posted by: Jackson K. at August 07, 2026 02:53 PM (IwwZQ)
Which means that based corporations could fire employees for being members of DSA, communist party etc. But it also means that companies can discriminate against Republicans.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 07, 2026 02:53 PM (PV+Zw)
This stuff she's saying now is just an abject lie. It's part of why we want her locked up but Trump won't do it. Even after she shared top secret information with anyone who had her openly shared password on her non government home brewed server.
The Russians and the Chinese couldn't believe their dumb luck.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 02:54 PM (Wt1Rs)
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It's pretty clear that progressives cannot be trusted anywhere (Not just government, but I'm watching a Clownfish video about how they screwed up character designs in the Final Fantasy 7 remake).
We need to make them unemployable.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 07, 2026 02:54 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 07, 2026 02:54 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 02:54 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 02:54 PM (ZxPkt)
R - ME, MI, GA
D - NC, NH
That's 54-46.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 02:53 PM (AdHga)
I don't know...Whatley is not a nobody and TRUMP has 700+ BILLION to throw around.
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 02:55 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 02:55 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: I was at the dentist at August 07, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1)
At this point, what difference does it make?
Time to move on dot org!
What the people really want is us working on the issues that matter most to them, the price of
Posted by: Lizzy Clinton at August 07, 2026 02:56 PM (4KUe5)
Georgia: 🔵 Tilt D (WTF G?)
GA is disappointing but I don't believe Mr muslim will win MI even though our Candidate is a snooze...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 02:56 PM (nnep/)
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Hey, who recalls Mark Warner of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence falling all over himself on every media outlet bitching about Tulsi Gabbard taking a front row seat in the raid on Georgia's election documentation, and then throwing a tantrum when she refused to brief him (and the committee) personally?
That's the same Mark Warner who set private (unreported) consultations with Christopher "Pee Report" Steele.
His behavior now makes a whole lot of sense.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 02:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 02:56 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 02:56 PM (QX6xo)
And Dominion figured prominently too.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 02:57 PM (2Cry5)
North Carolina: 🔵 Tilt D (WTF NC?)
New Hampshire: 🔵 Tilt D
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (g47mK)
I'm thinking these GA and NC are likely not tilting D. The polls and networks need to keep the horserace myth alive as long as they can. But the same forces that wrenched ME and MI into the R column and are sowing a crisis in the D's are gonna be going on there. The Commie wave is not going to be favored in those states, and maybe not in NH either.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)
BTW you will never be president, hag.
And your cankles are showing, you wrinkly asses, pasty white walking 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2026 02:57 PM (UlN4g)
****
Hawaiian judge will take Trump's $:saying it was the fruits of Trump's crimes.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 02:57 PM (Wt1Rs)
She has rooms full of FBI files that she can use for leverage if needed.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 02:57 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 02:56 PM (nnep/)
I think there's been too much clean up in Fulton. R pickup.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 02:57 PM (AdHga)
I wonder if the person who rated GA as tilt Dem has fully taken onto account that fact the feds have been crawling up Georgia's ass over election shenanigans. And I wonder how that will affect the election.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 02:58 PM (ExV1e)
I think there's been too much clean up in Fulton. R pickup.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 02:57 PM (AdHga)
I was gonna ask about that and Arizona...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 02:58 PM (nnep/)
Maduro is a fan of John Lennon's music and his political activism for peace and against war. Maduro has said that he was inspired by the music and counterculture of the 1960s and 70s, mentioning Robert Plant and Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 07, 2026 02:58 PM (9ZFZd)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2026 02:59 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 02:59 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Me will stay Rep
I'd like to see Georgia flip but Ossoff is a good campaignrr, and the Georgia Republicans are clueless.
NC if the Republicans can tie Cooper to the crime wave, he's toast and the Rep will win
NH, Sununu is popular but there may be too many Massholes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 03:00 PM (KY+FT)
____________________________________
Hey, who recalls Mark Warner of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence falling all over himself on every media outlet bitching about Tulsi Gabbard taking a front row seat in the raid on Georgia's election documentation, and then throwing a tantrum when she refused to brief him (and the committee) personally?
That's the same Mark Warner who set private (unreported) consultations with Christopher "Pee Report" Steele.
His behavior now makes a whole lot of sense.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 02:56
****
A useful fighting trick is to enter the combat with a handful of sand to toss in your opponent's face.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 03:00 PM (Wt1Rs)
Hey, Alaska- she your bitch.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2026 03:00 PM (UlN4g)
I was gonna ask about that and Arizona...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 02:58 PM (nnep/)
I'm quite sure Katie Hobbs will make sure everything is on the up and up in AZ.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:00 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 07, 2026 03:00 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 03:00 PM (uhVAy)
I was gonna ask about that and Arizona...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 02:58 PM (nnep/)
Weird how Maricopa ballot problem is in the news today, isn't it...
Almost like the RNC's focus has moved from GA (because they believe they're strong there) to AZ, where they can employ the same playbook...
I don't KNOW any of that, obviously - that's not what I do for a living. But I've been watching Trump's organization pick Fulton apart. Maricopa's next .
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 03:00 PM (AdHga)
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 02:57 PM (2Cry5)
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I think Venezuela had a cut out piece of the fraud down along the souther US border. Arizona and New Mexico to be specific. One of the Judges ruling on election challenges in Arizona actually has Venezuelan illegal immigrants living at his residence. The Cartels have their teeth into law enforcement, the Judiciary, and politicians in Arizona, I'm almost certain. Katie Hobbs among them.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:01 PM (ZxPkt)
Got it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2026 02:43 PM (u82oZ)
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I think they'd prefer a country with no real men at all.
Just trannies pretending to be girls and soy-boys.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 03:01 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Lizzy Clinton at August 07, 2026 03:02 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2026 03:02 PM (UlN4g)
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 03:02 PM (TN0g+)
Some people may have, allegedly, done some things.
If so, mistakes may have been made.
If so, they were made in the enthusiasm of the moment.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.
OrangeMan Bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at August 07, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 03:03 PM (vTZFs)
https://www.foxnews.com/video/6402845656112
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 07, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 07, 2026 03:00 PM
Embossed wax paper.
Posted by: AOSHQ Membership and Urinal Cake Committee at August 07, 2026 03:04 PM (2Ez/1)
On the R side you have Sununu who is an asshole but a very successful asshole running in NH versus Scott Brown who managed to get elected in MA before fleeing to NH
The Dem will be a faceless drone named Pappas most likely.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 03:04 PM (Wt1Rs)
This has been known for years, yet never held accountable for it.
Posted by: Lizzy Clinton at August 07, 2026 03:05 PM (4KUe5)
Got it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2026 02:43 PM
Well, a certain kind of man. A throughly Modern Masculinity Man.
Like us!
Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg, Mr. Platner, and Mr. Talarico at August 07, 2026 03:05 PM (0sNs1)
@NEWSMAX
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3h
BREAKING NEWS: A U.S. federal appeals court on Friday ordered President Donald Trump's administration to stop construction on a $400 million ballroom on the site of the White House's demolished East Wing.
Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:06 PM (Ia/+0)
Profits...Obamacare has made medical care more expensive than ever.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 03:06 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 07, 2026 03:06 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Way Back When at August 07, 2026 03:06 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 02:57 PM (AdHga)
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Unfortunately, the fraud is perpetual. They removed 471,000 ineligible voters from the GA rolls. In less than 30 days, some of the names removed were showing back up. An educated guess is that the DMV is entirely compromised, of some jackass forgot the Motor Voter application of Georgia (which I bleieve is Opt out). So, any of those 471,000 popping in to renew their license gets put right back on the voter rolls, and they likely never knew they were removed in the first place....so they will be voting again, or a surrogate will be in their place.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 03:06 PM (dIske)
Some things are known about the relationship between Smartmatic, which was the original Venezuelan company that rigged elections for Chavez and then established an office in Boca Raton, and Dominion but a lot is being hidden behind lawsuits.
Smartmatic sold their Sequoia voting machines division to Dominion but as far as I know it hasn't been proven that Dominion runs Smartmatic software but it seems highly likely even though they deny it.
Smartmatic is now owned by a British group, there they are again, and the guy running it is Lord Malloch Brown who was also at one time the president of George Soros' Open Society Foundation. In other, a complete leftist piece of shit who loves to cheat against conservatives.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 03:08 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 03:06 PM (dIske)
I'm sure that's true.
But all 471,000 of them aren't renewing their licenses. Call it - catastrophically over-estimating - 100,000 that get added back.
That's still 371,000 ballots off the board for the Dems.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 03:09 PM (AdHga)
North Carolina: 🔵 Tilt D (WTF NC?)
New Hampshire: 🔵 Tilt D
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (g47mK)
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Ossoff has incumbency and GA is supposedly a swing state, so it makes sense. I hope the clean up of Fulton gives us a pleasant surprise.
Cooper in NC is effectively an incumbent, being the previous governor who just left office 2 years ago and it being an open race. The assumption is that he has that advantage, but he's polling like Cunningham did in 2020 against Tillis, and Cunningham lost, all while the registration advantage Democrats had in 2020 has completely been erased. There were 400,000 more Democrats than Republicans in 2020 in NC. Now there are 10,000 more Republicans than Democrats.
Last time Cooper won statewide election was 2020, and he won by 250,000 votes.
Anyone honest should at least call NC a tossup.
I think it's lean R, frankly. I think Cooper is the underdog, especially since his governorship actually ended pretty badly (Helene) with some bad lingering issues (prisoner releases leading to murders and soft on crime policies that led to Iryna).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:09 PM (bvy21)
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Imagine there's no narcos
It's easy if you try
No concrete slab beneath me
Above me only sky
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:10 PM (ndZc7)
Domino Systems or sum thing like dat dere.
Here, sign my yearbook you sweet young thing you...
Posted by: Alabama Hayseed Voter at August 07, 2026 03:10 PM (45BvE)
Posted by: Pinky Fully Extended at August 07, 2026 03:10 PM (OTAXA)
NY Post has started calling him Mayor Zoflake.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 03:12 PM (wOO3z)
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I agree.
I'd like to film them all in my harrowing cinéma vérité masterpiece "PANAMAX: The True Story of the World's First Excavated Transcontinental Canal."
Have their people call my people - or else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
North Carolina: 🔵 Tilt D (WTF NC?)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 02:51 PM (g47mK)
Georgia currently has 2 Dem senators. NC has a Dem governor who replaced another Dem governor last year.
It’s not the Georgia and NC of 2004. Things have changed.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 03:13 PM (Bz1XI)
That's impossible North Korean numbers.
The thing is that's I've never seen someone in power who was questioning the election point this out.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 03:14 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 07, 2026 03:14 PM (OTAXA)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 07, 2026 03:14 PM (Q/FnY)
Of course, the usual idiots will deny that's what Hillary meant but, there's no way to read it any other way.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 07, 2026 03:14 PM (eGzf1)
She probably has the best line of medical treatments including the blood of infants or something equally grotesque, so I wouldn't expect her to die anytime soon. I hope she repents and turns to Jesus, but I can't say that I will very sorry if I outlive her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 03:16 PM (xSAlF)
Not just any oligarch, Oleg Deripaska.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)
Of course, the usual idiots will deny that's what Hillary meant but, there's no way to read it any other way.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 07, 2026 03:14 PM (eGzf1)
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We have returned to the spoils system, and I am happy.
Before, we still had the spoils system, but only Democrats got the spoils. We had a perpetual Democrat state in the administrative state that could never be supplanted or reduced.
Trump changed that by firing at least 1/3 of all federal employees for whatever reason he wanted.
So, yes, Democrats will fill the administration from top to bottom with cronies. But so will Republicans when they take office.
Getting what we want from government when Republicans are in power is a massive shift in our favor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:16 PM (bvy21)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 07, 2026 03:17 PM (gm9Sb)
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A wonderful graph that shows that summer polls are really bullshit and you should just stop believing them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:17 PM (bvy21)
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Posted by: Big Farma at August 07, 2026 03:17 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 07, 2026 03:18 PM (eStot)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:19 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)
Instead of relying on polling per se on the horse race, instead of incumbents or near incumbents like Cooper in NC below 50 percent of the vote. Those are the vulnerable ones where spending on turnout contacts and ads can make a difference.
In Collins' case, she polls poorly in every election and yet wins with the D overstatement in double digits in polling. Depending on which poll you believe, tOssof is below 50 btw in some, not all.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2026 03:21 PM (QFchU)
https://tinyurl.com/ydba6eas
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:19 PM
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Fauci looks grouchy.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 03:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)
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In 2014, she was leading every poll by double digits.
And they were still wrong.
She won by 40. They assumed an average of her winning by 30.
That's outside the margin of error, meaning that the polls, while directionally correct, were actually wrong.
It's like looking at the MI Democrat primary polling and saying that sure, they got the number wrong (assuming El-Sayed winning by 15) but they got the direction right (El-Sayed won by 1). No, the polls were just wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:21 PM (bvy21)
https://tinyurl.com/ydba6eas
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:19 PM (ndZc7)
That face in the left photo is not that of a man who believes she will.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:22 PM (ExV1e)
Getting what we want from government when Republicans are in power is a massive shift in our favor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
How about less and less federal employees and more of the functions and money being returned to states. Let Wyoming, for example, manage Wyoming federal lands.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)
And then to rub salt in her wounds, he made her the hired help.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 03:22 PM (i14TE)
So, yes, Democrats will fill the administration from top to bottom with cronies. But so will Republicans when they take office.
Getting what we want from government when Republicans are in power is a massive shift in our favor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:16 PM (bvy21)
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Hmm, you know, that's a good point. Going back to a spoils system does put a good size dent in the permanent bureaucracy.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (eGzf1)
@NEWSMAX
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BREAKING NEWS: A U.S. federal appeals court on Friday ordered President Donald Trump's administration to stop construction on a $400 million ballroom on the site of the White House's demolished East Wing.
Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)
What the heck is he supposed to do with the site now?! Completely rebuild the East Wing?
Posted by: pookysgirl can actually think ahead at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (zZu0s)
How about less and less federal employees and more of the functions and money being returned to states. Let Wyoming, for example, manage Wyoming federal lands.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)
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Well, Trump has fired a full third of all federal employees, so it's a start.
But Congress would probably need to start pulling back on statutory powers at some point to get really to the bone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (bvy21)
Posted by: Duke Lowel
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The Devil won't let her. She will turn hell into a real Hell.
Posted by: Cosda at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (Sf0j5)
If it's true that he's polling like Cunningham in 2020, then he's in good shape. Cunningham would have won that race except for the fact that he got caught boinking his secretary (or some random woman) a few weeks before election day.
I'm not sure how to read the registration numbers. Independents now outnumber both Rs and Ds in NC. No idea how they lean.
Posted by: Henry O at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (B8/Wv)
Getting what we want from government when Republicans are in power is a massive shift in our favor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:16 PM (bvy21)
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I have a feeling that if and when the Dems seize the White House again, they will make it their MISSION to destroy any Republicans in government.
There is no way they will ever relinquish that power again unless forced to at the barrel of a gun.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 03:24 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 03:25 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Bite Me at August 07, 2026 03:25 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Grim Reaper and Spirits of Vodka at August 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Henry O at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (B8/Wv)
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Registered independents in NC lean heavily Republican and have for decades.
Cooper is genuinely the underdog, and NC summer polling showing him ahead tells us nothing because NC summer polling is garbage.
In addition, when governors of the "wrong party" go for Senate races, their whole "good guy from the other party who isn't so bad" aura falls apart. Voters are a bit less partisan on statewide-state level races, but they trend towards hard partisanship on federal statewide races.
Just ask Larry Hogan who went from popular Republican governor of Maryland to losing by about 25 points in the Senate race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:26 PM (bvy21)
Imagine a massive Red wave completely running through all of New York and California. Sure, the voter turnout of 250% might seem suspicious but no more than 120%
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM
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Where does that number come from?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 07, 2026 03:27 PM (2Ez/1)
I've been predicting this for years, including in these here little boxes. The easiest thing in the world would be to hand over programs that are already being administered by the states, like Medicaid, housing, and SNAP. The federal government could give the states a declining block grant and let the states either tighten up eligibility (and purge fraud) as the federal money winds down, or replace the declining federal money with their own taxpayers' money (further fueling the exodus of productive citizens and businesses to the red states).
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 07, 2026 03:27 PM (eStot)
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There is no rule of law in the USA. It is rule by left-wing, foreign-born judges.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 03:27 PM (Dv3i1)
for the greater good -- maybe we should round them all up, just to be sure, and relocate them somewhere, some sort of camp, where we could . . . concentrate them
Posted by: DNC platform committee at August 07, 2026 03:28 PM (sCxmP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
State polling sucks for the most part because it is as expensive as national polling for a representative sample and a helluva lot more difficult in weighting because of rural/urban/suburban respondents non response and then the problem with accurately sampling minorities.
Add in the problem with area codes no longer corresponding with actual addresses and lying about actually voting in past elections (NES--National Election Survey UMich, got absurdly high responses about voting in past elections; when they actually checked who did vote, over time, the divergence between who voted and who lied about voting became a 20-30 point liars gap making the data useless.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:28 PM (E4rtv)
don't forget us Senators -- want to gavel in the next "pro-forma" session?
Posted by: John Thune at August 07, 2026 03:28 PM (sCxmP)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)
This is why I have not taken polls seriously for a long time. It’s the narrative masquerading as a scientific poll assessing the probable outcome.
Posted by: Lizzy Clinton at August 07, 2026 03:29 PM (4KUe5)
https://tinyurl.com/ydba6eas
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me!
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She's just pissed that the Tappers cancelled dinner.
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)
'Ordered'?! How? The Judicial Branch judiciates. (if that's a word, I'm buying a lottery ticket).
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 03:29 PM (i14TE)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:30 PM (enNUy)
Hillary Clinton: Raging psychotic lesbian forges ahead to see how far she can go and how much damage she can do. Her bottomless anger and entitlement energize her and drive her forward. I'm not religious, but demonic possession is not a bad model for what's going on here. Perhaps a secular demon is a possible model to describe it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 03:31 PM (DOcg9)
Posted by: braenyard at August 07, 2026 03:32 PM (ABcHy)
They upheld an injunction but delayed the order for 14 days for an appeal to SCOTUS. They also did not halt the below ground work.
They're hoping that they can delay it all until they can steal the WH again and some Dem can claim credit for the upgrade.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Not really, you simply do things via state agencies but retain the statutory authority to act and order states to act in compliance with the federal law. We already do this for example with food inspection, environmental compliance, etc. etc. Then there is moving duplicative parts of agencies to one agency--like the DoE moving its authority (and its attorney jobs going away) to the DoJ on civil rights issues. The statutes often don't specify which Fedgov department does the task but simply some department does.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)
And yet the essential function of government -- pissing away money like a sailor on leave -- is unaffected.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 03:33 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: pookysgirl can actually think ahead at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (Wt5PA)
Why should they care? They don't create or build, they destroy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 03:33 PM (2nJ9I)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 03:03 PM (vTZFs)
Heh.
Well played, sir. Well played.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:34 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)
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You know who else was murdery?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 03:34 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 03:34 PM (UjdFS)
What the heck is he supposed to do with the site now?! Completely rebuild the East Wing?
Posted by: pookysgirl can actually think ahead at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (Wt5PA)
He should just continue building. F*ck them. They have no say........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:35 PM (QX6xo)
don't forget tripling the cost and laundering it all through our preferred "contractors"
plus the environmental study, tribal grounds study, climate change impact study, the land acknowledgment, and the DEI focused redesign
Posted by: DNC at August 07, 2026 03:35 PM (sCxmP)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: pookysgirl can actually think ahead at August 07, 2026 03:23 PM (Wt5PA)
Invite all the federal judges to an event at the WH and say that he sure hopes that no one gets it in their head to kill a bunch of folks since there's no protection there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lizzy Clinton
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And prediction markets are an even more abstracted version of popular wisdom which comes in a large dose from polling.
You can get reliable polling but it costs a bunch of money because you triangulate data sources--including rando geographic block surveys to check your suppositions as to the population being surveyed.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)
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adjudicate
yeah, today's courts exist solely to fuck with Trump
Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:35 PM (ZxPkt)
And yet the essential function of government -- pissing away money like a sailor on leave -- is unaffected.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 03:33 PM (vTZFs)
As one who took Elon's buyout, I'd say a great many of those who left were the thinkers and movers, not the fools that apparently remain. The ones who know they are unemployable in the private sector held onto those government jobs like they were life itself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 03:35 PM (2nJ9I)
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This is talking past the sale and that's all it is.
WHAT "Democrat president"?
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:36 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 03:34 PM (UjdFS)
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Another face lift and she'll have a goatee.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 03:36 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Cosda at August 07, 2026 03:36 PM (Sf0j5)
Appointed by Clinton, Barky or Auto-Pen?
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 03:37 PM (Bz1XI)
Another face lift and she'll have a goatee.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 03:36 PM (amcLV)
Hillary......your beard is weird......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:37 PM (QX6xo)
Hillary's scripted viral quote is meant to get everyone thinking "past Trump". Already.
They are trying to clear the board.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:38 PM (6UXQp)
Note: The new pop-up ad window continues to make this site difficult to use. The window is still there, but not visible, even after it appears to spontaneously close -- the site is unusable until the ad window is explicitly closed. Tapping anywhere on the page opens an ad web site until this is done. I don't think anybody is looking at the new ads, instead they just try to get rid of them.
I think this is doing real damage to this site -- fewer people looking at it. I hope this can be purged.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 03:39 PM (DOcg9)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Stuff in your freezer is fine for a day, maybe longer if you just leave it alone and don’t open it.
Go to 7-11 and grab ice and toss stuff into a cooler if you’re desperate.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 03:39 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Doug at August 07, 2026 03:40 PM (B1+sW)
Appointed by Clinton, Barky or Auto-Pen?
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)
The original order was a W judge. The appeals decision was 2-1. An Obama judge, a Biden judge, and a Trump judge.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:40 PM (ExV1e)
Sorry to hear about the troubles. Hope that power is restored soon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 03:40 PM (rHgXV)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 03:39 PM (DOcg9)
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AdBlock Plus.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 03:40 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Paul at August 07, 2026 03:40 PM (YT4ZZ)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
You know else has a shocker of an election?
Posted by: Bob Dole at August 07, 2026 03:41 PM (6UXQp)
East Wing was some cultural landmark or something
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07
Yes, we are aware. We have switched over to Brave or put ad blockers on. I hate it, because that is how Ace makes revenue, so I suffered through th front page ads. But the pop ups because untenable so I switched to Brave.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
Last time she was officially in charge of monitoring her own election for governor. And refused any debates with her opponent. How can you be in charge of monitoring your own election? And she's already stating she won't debate her challenger this time either. Her usual excuse is that they are "election deniers". You know, the elections she supposedly oversaw.
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 07, 2026 03:42 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Did you just Jim Nantz us?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:42 PM (QX6xo)
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Population declined. 292,000 removed from the workforce, all from 16-59 age group.
Meaning deportations.
Our population is declining (2025 saw the first overall population decline since the 60s because of deportations).
Do you expect 150,000 jobs per month on average when population is declining?
Also, most of the jobs decline was because of decreased public sector employment. Manufacturing was up 50,000.
Also, go eat some hobo ass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:43 PM (bvy21)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:43 PM (ndZc7)
Stuff in your freezer is fine for a day, maybe longer if you just leave it alone and don’t open it.
Go to 7-11 and grab ice and toss stuff into a cooler if you’re desperate.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I actually have a good sized generator but it's not set up for auto transfer. Last month we were on a trip and didn't know the power was out for four days despite being signed up for notifications from PPL Electric.
Posted by: Cosda at August 07, 2026 03:45 PM (Sf0j5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:46 PM (QX6xo)
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Turn off javascript for this site. Sonobi was that sort of persistent ad.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (E4rtv)
A big no no is using web email on a Windoze computer where javascript is allowed to run scripts from your web email page. Allows malicious scripts to run which depending on which Java flaw it exploits, might escape the sandbox and damage your system.
A lot of beginning hackers are called script kiddies for a reason.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (c35xG)
Red Cross Animated Propaganda Feature Lauds Sharif for His Brave (Illegal) Journey to Greece to Culturally Enrich That Nation, Then Deletes the Cartoon After Sharif Cultural-Enrichment-Murders a Woman and Stuffs Her Body Into a Suitcase
The Red Cross should be prosecuted as a terrorist-adjacent organization.
Oh you deleted the evidence out of respect for the victim's family, huh? Fucking liars. The right must totally boycott this corrupt organization. Another charity, one that doesn't eagerly propagandize for terrorists or conspire with illegals to pass borders, will rise to replace it. The Killer Migrant claims he discovered her dead and, "in a panic," decided it would be a good idea to stuff her body into a suitcase and hide it in an abandoned building. "As you do," as people say online.
The Red Cross has deleted a film tracking the journey of an Afghan migrant who is now accused of killing a British woman and hiding her body in a suitcase in Greece. Sharif Ahmadzai, 26, was arrested on Monday over the murder of Scottish Christian Elisabeth-Jane Ross, in Athens. Ahmadzai, a professional boxer who arrived in Greece on a small boat in 2016, is accused of killing Ms Ross before stuffing her body into a suitcase and ditching it in a derelict building. The 38-year-old's body was found by a homeless man on July 18, three days after she is believed to have been killed. It has now emerged the Afghan-national collaborated with the International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies and a London artist to create a film following how he escaped Afghanistan and reached the Greek island of Lesbos aged 15. The four-minute animated film, named Game of Life: The Story of Sharif, was first shown on YouTube in December 2016, and includes a narration of his six-week migrant crossing. The sympathetic video follows how his father, who was a military commander, was killed in an ambush and his mother and siblings were killed by a suicide bomb attack in Kabul. Ahmadzai, accompanied by friends, was then smuggled out of Afghanistan's capital and journeyed through Iran and Turkey, before he reached a refugee camp on Lesbos, named Moria. The interview was conducted in Moria, and took place after Ahmadzai had been in the camp for six months. The video opens with, 'each migrant has a story worthy of a Hollywood movie'. Ahmadzai's journey from Afghanistan to Greece is said to have taken one-and-a-half months, with the smuggler quoted as calling it a 'game'. During which time, Ahmadzai was arrested in Istanbul after his first attempt to cross into Greece, the video described, and was held in prison for three days. The video also reveals Ahmadzai intended to reach the UK, where he claimed he had family who would look after him should he successfully cross from Greece. Voiced by an actor, he says: 'She told me: "I can take full responsibility of you, if someone helps get you to the UK." But, if I can't get there, I don't know what will happen to me.' Scott Craig, a spokesman for the charity, told the Daily Mail: 'Our thoughts remain with the family and friends of Elisabeth-Jane Ross at this extremely difficult time. 'The video is no longer publicly accessible. We took this decision out of consideration for Elisabeth's family while the legal proceedings continue. 'We cannot comment further while legal proceedings are ongoing.'
🚨BREAKING: RED CROSS DELETES VIDEO AFTER MIGRANT MURDERS BRITISH WOMAN
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) August 6, 2026
The Red Cross made a sympathetic cartoon video showing the journey of Sharif, an Afghan travelling to Europe
When Sharif got there he MURDERED a British Woman and stuffed her body into a suitcase
They… pic.twitter.com/uSRahzgrlL
🚨NEWS: Migrants in the UK are staging fake crashes to commit insurance fraud pic.twitter.com/PK8zeNEuxR
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) August 6, 2026
Very old story.
— Curious MiND (@kanch7) August 6, 2026
It's a family afair.
Largely carried out by Afghan and Pakistani drivers.
Taxi drivers too.
Everyone gets a cut.
No-win, no-fee solicitors are involved too.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Inogame at August 07, 2026 01:19 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
That is suboptimal.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 01:21 PM (lAE5c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:21 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 01:21 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:21 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 01:22 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 01:22 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:22 PM (6UXQp)
I have to admit that this looks like normal footage from any time I drive in Boston
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:23 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: The Media at August 07, 2026 01:23 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: The Salvation Red Army at August 07, 2026 01:23 PM (45BvE)
Posted by: TV Hall of Fame at August 07, 2026 01:23 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 07, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)
Or was there a need for, um, processing.
Because that would be a lot of work.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 01:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: little people at August 07, 2026 01:24 PM (ehY6c)
The sympathetic video follows how his father, who was a military commander, was killed in an ambush and his mother and siblings were killed by a suicide bomb attack in Kabul.
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Bullshit.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 01:25 PM (kf4RM)
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Red Cross is an arm of the Administrative State.
Posted by: braenyard at August 07, 2026 01:25 PM (IpPh0)
The cops pulled him over for expired tags and asked to see his license, which he refused to do and after the cops spent a ton of time trying to talk sense into him the refugee pulled out a gun and got himself shot.
But while he was talking to the cops he blamed them and the west as a whole for all of his problems because back in Afghanistan he didn't have to register a car, show up to work on time, fill out his taxes and on and on.
There is no place for Muslims in the west - send them home where they can live by their own ways.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)
I'd say that makes them complicit in the illegal mass migration event.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:27 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 07, 2026 01:27 PM (gHSfI)
She wasn't a random victim like Laken Riley was. She actively pursued this outcome. She voted for representation who actively pursued this outcome. She condemned as racist and bigoted anyone who didn't want this outcome.
Fine.
She was savagely and horribly murdered. At least it wasn't someone random. She actively and deliberately participated in her own death.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 01:27 PM (AdHga)
- European Elites
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:28 PM (Bz1XI)
I'd say that makes them complicit in the illegal mass migration event
Muslims believe Christians can...AND WILL...give them jizya. And you know...they are write.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 01:28 PM (JvZF+)
There's more to the story, too... seems his wife and the victim are/ were members of migrant assistance groups...
White women.
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 01:28 PM (XuXeR)
Or CAN'T we?
Posted by: Idiot AWFLs at August 07, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 01:29 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 01:29 PM (q177U)
- European Elites
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker
Except if I'm going for doner kebob, I refuse to eat at any restaurant that advertises itself as "halal."
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (amcLV)
That is suboptimal.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 01:21 PM (lAE5c)
Getting it zipped completely around that last leg is always a bitch
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (bNf8H)
The fun of making them deal with the protesters and the occasional escapee/person released would be hillarious
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (2WIwB)
Became an epidemic in the early 2000s. Sold a lot of dashcams...
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (6UXQp)
She was savagely and horribly murdered. At least it wasn't someone random. She actively and deliberately participated in her own death.
A part of me wishes that I didn't feel this way but I do. It's like what I said the other day about New York and California, just on a much smaller scale.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 01:29 PM (q177U)
The invaders don’t have insurance. Probably no license either.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Bz1XI)
"It's just cruel!" to kick them out, say advocates, regardless of the law, including foreigners who travel to California just to get medical care under the program.
https://tinyurl.com/4mamenzk
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 01:31 PM (ty63H)
Because, you know, writers never ever write a story that isn't actually centered on them and things they've personally done.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
>>There is no place for Muslims in the west - send them home where they can live by their own ways.
What the world needs is Reform Islam. who is Islam's Martin Luther?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 01:32 PM (XV/Pl)
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I see a problem here.
It's probably not nearly as interesting as all the documentaries make it out to be.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 01:32 PM (vTZFs)
Tales from the old guys in the service in the 50's always involved what assholes the Red Cross were to service members and how good the Salvation Army was.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 01:32 PM (Y8DZL)
Eventually some will learn.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (6UXQp)
Next thing will be some gorilla throwing the case around.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 01:32 PM (2WIwB)
"Here, have a driving license. Free. With a real id star."
/ your state DMV
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 01:33 PM (XuXeR)
- European Elites
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker
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Hey, look buster, someone has to fan me! We don't have air conditioning, you brute.
Posted by: Mrs. Macron at August 07, 2026 01:33 PM (ty63H)
What the world needs is Reform Islam. who is Islam's Martin Luther?
They had one. Sayyid Qutb and I say bring back the earlier lazy and corrupt from of islam.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
Fully clean house.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 01:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 01:34 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 01:32 PM (XV/Pl)
Enola Gay.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:34 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 01:32 PM (vTZFs)
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Pornhub reference!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, wondering when Ace next posts lesbian pron at August 07, 2026 01:34 PM (ty63H)
Posted by: J Edward Griffin at August 07, 2026 01:34 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 01:32 PM (Y8DZL)
My experiences were few but positive. (80's and 90's).
But yeah, eventually everything the left touches they fu*k it up.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 01:35 PM (2WIwB)
He's probably not real fluent in Spanish or whatever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 01:35 PM (2Cry5)
We should not be accepting male refugees from Afghanistan. What are you fleeing from, oppressing women?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 07, 2026 01:36 PM (lgGrU)
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 01:36 PM (XuXeR)
Not possible.
Anyone deviating from or attempting to leave Islam gets killed.
Questioning is a capital crime in Islam.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 01:36 PM (AdHga)
I'm having trouble with the timeline.
He's 26 now, he arrived in Greece as a professional boxer in 2016?
Well, okay, pro boxer at the age of 16, then did what for 10 years? Where?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)
He's probably not real fluent in Spanish or whatever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 01:35 PM (2Cry5)
Take my wife.......PLEASE!
Posted by: Henny Youngman at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (2YhKe)
Ahmadzai converted to Christianity and married US-born Christian Alaina Hall in 2023 before they set up a ministry helping refugees in Athens.
The couple are believed to have known Ms Ross, who was also a Christian volunteer, through their work.
Odds that either a) he was having an affair with Ms. Ross and she wasn't going to keep quiet about it or b) he wanted to and she didn't?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (9ZFZd)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (V362x)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (ty63H)
Pissed off sheep. And goats.
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 01:32 PM (XV/Pl)
Baked into Islam is the idea that Mo is the "final" prophet and the Koran is the ultimate last word on Allah and no new divine messages will follow.
It's almost like they thought of everything...
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (6UXQp)
I flew recent and forgot to take my passport with me. I don’t and never will get the real id bullshit. Anyway tsa was like oh scan this code on your phone, pay $45 and your regular license is fine.
Do you all feel so much safer now? Lol. 20 years implementing real ID and all along it was just a giant federal govt money grab having nothing to do with sAfeTy.
Shocking.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:38 PM (Bz1XI)
Lol. Why wreck your stolen car for money, when you can just scam the government? That's where the real money is anyway.
Posted by: Minnesota Somalis at August 07, 2026 01:38 PM (ZwRB6)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 01:39 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (V362x)
I remember my grandfather not having anything nice to say about Unicef back in the day. Don't know why, tho.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:39 PM (2YhKe)
Lol. Why wreck your stolen car for money, when you can just scam the government? That's where the real money is anyway.
Posted by: Minnesota Somalis at August 07, 2026 01:38 PM (ZwRB6)
Those fools have some serious learing to do.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:39 PM (2YhKe)
That works as we're all born Muslim.
Don't you feel better already?
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 01:40 PM (XuXeR)
Distribution might be an issue.
But if the West burns afterwards....meh.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 01:40 PM (Sco7b)
Odds that either a) he was having an affair with Ms. Ross and she wasn't going to keep quiet about it or b) he wanted to and she didn't?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti
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I read the story somewhere. It was strictly for money -- not even much of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2026 01:40 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2026 01:40 PM (NpAcC)
Do you all feel so much safer now? Lol. 20 years implementing real ID and all along it was just a giant federal govt money grab having nothing to do with sAfeTy.
Shocking.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:38 PM (Bz1XI)
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When I fly now they don't check my ID at all. I signed up for "Touchless ID", and they use my photo from when I signed up for TSA Pre. I stand for a second in front of a camera and walk through.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 01:40 PM (ty63H)
It's almost like they thought of everything...
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (6UXQp)
triple stamp, no take backsies, touch blue to make it true
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 01:41 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Illegal Immigrant at August 07, 2026 01:41 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 01:41 PM (KY+FT)
Because what is happening around me must be something else.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 01:41 PM (JvZF+)
Do you all feel so much safer now? Lol. 20 years implementing real ID and all along it was just a giant federal govt money grab having nothing to do with sAfeTy.
Shocking.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:38 PM (Bz1XI)
Getting Real ID in Washington State is a supreme pain in the ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 01:42 PM (2WIwB)
I knew for sure when RC was soliciting donations after 9-11. The implication was clearly that the donations would be used to help 9-11 victims and their families.
The RC was raking in piles of donations from 9-11, more money than it ever had before. 9-11 was a generational event, and lots of people wanted to help out.
Then the truth came out: RC was using donations solicited for 9-11 as any old general donations for general projects.
That meant the money people donated to help American victims of foreign terrorism was in large part going to ... foreign countries including Islamic ones.
It was a low-down dirty rotten scam. So fuck RC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 07, 2026 01:37 PM (V362x)
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I think the International Red Cross and the American Red Cross are totally different organizations. I sort of recall a friend involved with the American Red Cross earnestly telling me they are different and please don't stop giving to the good guys. Or something.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 01:43 PM (ty63H)
Bro spent four years/4000 hours painting an eleven-foot long cutaway-view layout of the USS Enterprise
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All that time spent and no cutaway of crew quarters and Lieutenant Mira Romaine showering? Disappointing.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)
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I see a problem here.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM
*nods*
It should be Lesvos.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 01:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:43 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Not every airport has that yet. I have clear and that’s basically toucess ID as well. But it’s only available at large airports for the most part. Flying out of secondary airports you still need a physical ID by and large.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:43 PM (Bz1XI)
"...Murders a Woman and Stuffs Her Body Into a Suitcase."
Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?
Posted by: The Costanza Defense at August 07, 2026 01:43 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 01:40 PM (ty63H)
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We know who you are.
Posted by: NSA Bob at August 07, 2026 01:44 PM (JvZF+)
I'm re-reading it just now and am astounded at its prescience.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 07, 2026 01:44 PM (Rl+wE)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Baha'ism came out of Islam, and it's pacifist, so it's kind of like a reformed Islam.
Of course, the muzzies don't consider it a form of Islam at all.
And the world headquarters of Baha'ism is...in Israel!
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:44 PM (77rzZ)
Fellow volunteer at a military museum (on a Marine base) was a Canal vet (aviation ground crew). When he asked the sentry at the gate one Aug. 7 why today was an important Marine anniversary, the kid knew! We were very surprised and impressed.
My friend *volunteered* to go to the Canal after the Night of the Battleships attack had inflicted many casualties. You see, his buddy from boot camp was with a squadron there. 18-yr old thinking.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 01:44 PM (U/Byj)
Do not use luggage to hide your bodies.
Posted by: Zombie Ira Einhorn at August 07, 2026 01:44 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: barbarausa at August 07, 2026 01:45 PM (enw9G)
What?
Typically, people object to real id because they say it's a de-facto national ID system that enables surveillance. That there are privacy risks. That it's federal overreach.
But if you're using a passport, you've basically given up ground on every one of those topics. You've got a national ID that enables surveillance and obviates privacy. I'm confused.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 07, 2026 01:45 PM (mkw2N)
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I guess he knows about the cup sizes.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:46 PM (6UXQp)
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I guess he knows about the cup sizes.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:46 PM
*fistbump*
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 07, 2026 01:47 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)
Fellow volunteer at a military museum (on a Marine base) was a Canal vet (aviation ground crew). When he asked the sentry at the gate one Aug. 7 why today was an important Marine anniversary, the kid knew! We were very surprised and impressed.
My friend *volunteered* to go to the Canal after the Night of the Battleships attack had inflicted many casualties. You see, his buddy from boot camp was with a squadron there. 18-yr old thinking.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 01:44 PM (U/Byj)
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The only reason I know, being honesst about it, is that my old man is reading "Guadalcanal Diary" right now and he greeted me at lunch with the news.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 01:48 PM (ty63H)
But it helps to know I own a gun and it's loaded and if crazy gets anywhere near me I am ready.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2026 01:48 PM (fV9m3)
I had a discussion with a guy claiming that Islam worshiped the same God as Christianity and I pointed out that Bahai claims the same things about Islam that Islam claims about Christianity so if Islam denies Bahai because their Holy Book says it is not the same religion, aren't Christians also correct in denying Islam as the Bible clearly says it is not the same God?
And while I didn't get him to agree it did cause him some significant cognitive dissonance so I think the Bahai example is a good one people should bring up more.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Diogenes
I had no problems at all.
- Juan Delgado-Lopez, Washington “resident”
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:48 PM (Bz1XI)
The second vehicle doing the damage is, ideally, a U-Hall truck, for more drama. Then, they report it, and usually falls under the self-insured retention of the rental company, which means half ass claims guys with little experience get hoodwinked into paying out Bodily injury on the occupants.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:48 PM (dIske)
My brain dead progressive sister in law didn’t do any of this when my father had a fall and was in serious condition. I was on a field problem overseas. She sent an email to a throwaway Hotmail account. Stupid
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 01:49 PM (dE511)
Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at August 07, 2026 01:49 PM (2Ez/1)
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Wait, isn't that what Earf Day guy also did?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 01:49 PM (ty63H)
Time Magazine, Behind the Photo That Made People Think Earth Day Was Founded by a Convicted Killer
I was at the 1st celebration. He was, eventually, a convicted killer after girlfriend was found stuffed in a suitcase.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 01:49 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 07, 2026 01:45 PM (mkw2N)
We’ve had passports for centuries.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:49 PM (Bz1XI)
But the day was saved by a couple of young Canuck women doing a photo shoot of each other...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)
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It's a write off, Jerry.
Posted by: Kramer at August 07, 2026 01:51 PM (2Ez/1)
The 2nd one is the body that links all the national red crosses (and red crescents). The 3rd is the Swiss-based one that mainly attempts to monitor compliance with the Geneva Conventions.
Extensive direct experience (all international, overseas activities) with the Federation was pretty positive. They were helping organize/develop organizations in young/war-torn countries and helping with refugee stuff.
The Committee was very impressive, they do humanitarian aid where for various reasons others can't really do it. They helped me squelch a proposed US aid activity that was not needed and would have bad diplomatic fall-out. Thus my disgust when, after 9/11, their lawyers absurdly claimed the Conventions covered the new non-state actor battlefield.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 01:52 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2026 01:52 PM (diia5)
The popular fake crash set-up here is when you're about to pull out of a parking lot onto a street,
the approaching car will signal like their going to turn into the parking lot and drive their car as if they're about to turn,
then if you start into the road, assuming the turn, they'll gun the engine, straighten, and hit you.
And..bingo bango!...You caused a car accident!
Sudden stops like in that video are popular too.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 01:53 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Unkaren at August 07, 2026 01:53 PM (ccX9M)
Also Bernie isn't endorsing Hung in Wisconsin.
Just keep letting the crazies be crazies, make sure the Republicans show up and the Republicans keep both houses
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 01:54 PM (KY+FT)
If you would please launch some prayers for my son. Spawn of Mayhem is having tests at the VA hospital for breathing issues. There are heart problems in the family and his biological father died at the age of 30 from a very aggressive lung cancer. I need my boy to be healthy for his wife and son.
Thank you.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2026 01:54 PM (CdaaV)
Prayers for your son...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 01:55 PM (FtULh)
Tales from the old guys in the service in the 50's always involved what assholes the Red Cross were to service members and how good the Salvation Army was.
Posted by: Auspex
Up until the Salvation Army went woke.
https://tinyurl.com/2p34afse
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 01:55 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
The bridge, the straits, the island, or the county?
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 01:56 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
They have great fudge
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 01:57 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:57 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 01:57 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 01:58 PM (aJQbY)
Madame am praying hard, been wondering bout you
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:58 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 07, 2026 01:59 PM (Rl+wE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 01:59 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2026 01:59 PM (CdaaV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 02:00 PM (KY+FT)
Your Number is: 8975309.
Now Serving: Number 2 !
Please be patient!
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 07, 2026 02:00 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: E Jean Carrol at August 07, 2026 02:00 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2026 02:02 PM (CdaaV)
Having worked with so many organizations years ago, and seeing how impressive they were, it's been beyond shocking to see what they've become (partially, or largely, depending). People hearing of these outfits for the first time (my impression, most people) because of their distortion and enlistment in the recent vile disastrous project to flood the US with migrants, really can't appreciate just how outrageous the change has been.
Generational/standards decline, and the Obama years, wrought havoc far beyond what most people understand.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 02:02 PM (U/Byj)
Hung is the Navy Secretary of the Navy, Hong is the Cray-Cray Secretary.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 02:02 PM (DZ9Lv)
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He hates islands? Bicycles? Ice cream shops?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 02:02 PM (tAI1y)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)
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Prayers up Madamemayhem!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 02:04 PM (tAI1y)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 02:04 PM (77rzZ)
I'll be bringing this up when I talk with her again *very* soon just so she can say "I was right about those bastards!" yet again.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 02:05 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 07, 2026 02:05 PM (JNTt1)
What happened in 2016 in Lesbos was very similar to what happened in Ceuta last week, but back then it was portrayed as a wonderful thing. Ten years later no one is fooled anymore, and now we it it as the enemy invasion that it is.
THe Red Cross are agents of the enemy army.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 02:05 PM (Av6i5)
This tweet is a perfect example of why the consultant class keeps losing elections. They're totally clueless, and they're hellbent on keeping working-class people out of politics.
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The WWF DSA op continues apace.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 02:06 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 02:06 PM (ndZc7)
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Still, he's too stupid for public office if he doesn't know better than saying things like that. That's "Guam might tip over" level of stupidity.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 02:07 PM (TN0g+)
I.....should not have done this? In my country this is considered carry on bag to bring woman on plane.
Posted by: Sharif Ahmadzai at August 07, 2026 02:09 PM (OkYzo)
My point is the contrast between the two. Akin didn't even reach Hank Johnson levels of dumb and E Jean Carroll is saying stuff the Tate brothers would consider too controversial.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)
Hung is the Navy Secretary of the Navy, Hong is the Cray-Cray Secretary.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 02:02 PM (DZ9Lv)
I'm sure Bernie isn't supporting Hung either
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 02:11 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Rick Steves at August 07, 2026 02:11 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Sharif Ahmadzai at August 07, 2026 02:09 PM (OkYzo)
Do you see a sign saying "Dead Chick Storage" here?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 02:12 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 02:12 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2026 02:12 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Duluth Trading at August 07, 2026 02:12 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Rick Steves at August 07, 2026 02:11 PM (wGerL)
And let the locals steal your stuff.. You're rich.. You can afford it.... Regards, Rick
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 02:13 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 02:14 PM (UjdFS)
Hung is the Navy Secretary of the Navy, Hong is the Cray-Cray Secretary.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 02:02 PM (DZ9Lv)
I'm sure Bernie isn't supporting Hung either
Posted by: It's me donna
I am!
Posted by: Pete DeMayo at August 07, 2026 02:14 PM (TezPK)
There's an important moment in evolutionary history called "Great American Interchange," when Nrth America and South America, which used to be separated, finally bumped into each other and connected via the isthmus of Panama. When happened was: Felines (saber-tooth cats, panthers, lions, etc.) which had been romaing around North American eating things for millions of years, first were able to cross over into South America. What a feast awaited them there! An entire continent of juicy prey mammals, just waiting to be hunted to extinction. None f the animals in South American had ever encountered a large predator before, so they had not evolved to be fearful, and thus were easily hunted.
Some species went extinct. Others evolved tobe fearful, and survived, but now as a more parsanpid/skittish species.
That's the dilemma now facing the west. Facing an invasion of predators, o we stay naive and go extinct, or evolve self-protective behavior?
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 02:15 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 02:16 PM (6CYck)
The entire party is becoming profoundly silly
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 02:17 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: zombie
Choose wisely!
Posted by: Zombie Knight at August 07, 2026 02:17 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Sarah Boone at August 07, 2026 02:18 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 02:19 PM (3ZNGI)
Posted by: ...
Been true for decades, they fundraise off of current disasters and hold back a large portion of the donated money. Been scamming over blood donations for decades, and pay their executives well above average salaries while line workers get crap pay and benefits. Nasty vile organization that should be defunded and shut down.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 02:19 PM (E4rtv)
It was a stupid thing to say but not because it is false. A woman's arousal secretions actually help transport sperm to where it needs to go and helps preserve its viability. Women usually are not aroused when they are r@ped. So the conception rate is somewhat lower than in consensual circumstances.
I think his overall point was that pregnancy from r@pe is not as common as the abortion proponents like to pretend in order to play on our sympathies.
Posted by: Emmie at August 07, 2026 02:19 PM (OlzlW)
If you think it’s overstating it to say that American publishing is governed by an insidious double standard, consider recent events at one of America’s biggest publishers. Last week, Simon & Schuster doubled down on its relationship with Palestinian American novelist Susan Abulhawa, despite her praise for a terrorist, her revival of Nazi-era antisemitic tropes, and her dark characterization of Jews as “ghouls,” “cockroaches,” and “demons.” At the same time, Jewish writers such as Alyssa Rosenheck and Meg Keene say they’ve had their events canceled, faced pressure to downplay Jewish identity, and had to deal with a publishing industry increasingly unwilling to stand behind them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 02:21 PM (6CYck)
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 02:15 PM (Av6i5)
It will be like the Second Great American Interchange that started around 1492, and ended with most natives sick, enslaved, assimilated, and dead.
The Indians didn’t have border control, either.
This will be the Third Great American Interchange and I hope lessons have been learned.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 02:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ben Had
No, it was the Red Cross that towed a rusty old ambulance out of a Beirut junkyard, stood on the roof and hacked a hole in it with an axe, then invited credulous journalists to photograph the shocking aftermath of an "Israeli missile strike on an ambulance." That Red Cross.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 02:22 PM (Av6i5)
I love that there is an interpretation for this but holy shit there's a thing called situational awareness and a month before a big national election is not the time to (for example) be shouting "rape is God's plan!" even if murdering ANY baby is legitimately the wrong thing to do. Not when the party has zero apparatus to do any "explaining". And you don't want to be explaining anyway.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 02:22 PM (6UXQp)
They say the fittest shall survive
Yet the unfit may live
Let 'em wear gaudy colors or avoid display
Hey it don't matter, it's all the same
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 02:22 PM (Cqx++)
When the Blue Helmets or Red Cross are around, hide your children.
Posted by: Haiti at August 07, 2026 02:23 PM (E/qck)
The problem with that though is the left will then just claim every abortion is rape/incest/health of the mother and on that latter point they'll claimed that being stopped from getting an abortion when you want one is psychologically damaging and therefore grounds for an abortion on a health exemption
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)
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Well, Sharif don't like it.
Posted by: The Clash at August 07, 2026 02:23 PM (YyTAm)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 02:23 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 02:14 PM (UjdFS)
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I have a tough time stomaching the bigotry within the suitcase industry. Or maybe their marketing department is tone deaf. Most women are overweight these days, and it's hard to find a suitcase to accomodate the increased girth. They cater towards short, thin women, totally fat shaming to Bertha's and Gertrude's out there coming in about 5'10 200 to 300 lbs. AND, even if you find a suitcase big enough, the stupid thing doesn't have wheels on it. It's a good way to injure your back.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 02:25 PM (dIske)
I love that there is an interpretation for this but holy shit there's a thing called situational awareness and a month before a big national election is not the time to (for example) be shouting "rape is God's plan!"
This is true but this is also a problem in that R candidates have to say and act perfectly throughout the election cycle while D candidates can say anything.
This benefits Democrats, obviously, but also means you get fewer grass roots/normal people running as a Rep and more Mitt Romneys because unless you've trained yourself it is easy to make a gaff that will be used against you and the whole party.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)
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The University of Pennsylvania thinks she's swell.
/texted this to friends just a few days ago when this came up
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 02:27 PM (JvZF+)
I have a tough time stomaching the bigotry within the suitcase industry.
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Have you seen our Plus Size suitcases? Perfect for transporting your murdered land whale, no matter how porkulent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 02:27 PM (O0L8i)
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The Vatican loves their borders. I'd be surprised if even ONE Senator or House Rep lives in an un-gated community.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 02:27 PM (TN0g+)
Sanders was asked about El-Sayed’s embrace of Piker, who has previously stated that “America deserved 9/11,” admitted he supports Hamas terrorists, and has openly encouraged and endorsed the killing of the political opposition.
Incredibly, while Sanders said he didn’t agree with the 9/11 comments, he boiled them down to Piker saying something “dumb” because he’s streaming long hours on social media every day. Plus, haven’t we all said something dumb like that that we’ve later regretted?
Sanders also used the moment to condemn “cancel culture,” saying that Piker needed to be heard and respected
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 02:28 PM (YyTAm)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 02:28 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Have you ever been there?
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:47 PM
Back in May. The RMBS Mom's side of the family comes from there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 02:29 PM (Wnv9h)
Trump did prove that of you stand behind your subject and not wilt and it sets you in much better stead. Sometimes you downplay but others you amplify or at least show you have a spine. When Mittens got caught with 47% he needed to stand firm. But he is a jellyfish so forget it.
That all said election season is no time to get "scientific" on the electorate. Let alone in matters of rape. It's as tone deaf as any corporate raider.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 02:29 PM (6UXQp)
So, we can gripe about the Red Cross highlighting murders as their primary success...or we can turn to the Red Crescent and note the efficiency in which they transport terrorists around Gaza, hide weapons caches, and particpate in staged events.
It's a target rich environment.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 02:29 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 02:25 PM
Steamer trunks ftw!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Wnv9h)
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I understand why you're making your point, but Republicans should stop running candidates who feel like there's no danger in making off-the-cuff remarks about how rape isn't always as bad as it could be. That guy is an imbecile. We already have enough imbecilic Republicans.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 02:30 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 02:30 PM (TN0g+)
omg lawdy preach
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 02:31 PM (6UXQp)
>>@jackunheard
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13m
>>HOLY CRAP
>>Former NBA star Enes Freedom just announced he is signing up for the WNBA in the midst of coaches wanting trans people in the league.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 02:31 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 02:31 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 07, 2026 02:32 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 02:31 PM (iySPJ)
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Because four legs good, two legs bad?
Posted by: Snowball the Pig at August 07, 2026 02:33 PM (YyTAm)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 02:14 PM
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You want one big enough to use as a raft in the case the boat sunk:
https://youtu.be/FqKAcoYQhuE
Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at August 07, 2026 02:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 02:31 PM (iySP
My husband works at an animal rescue and they have a couple 3 legged dogs....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 02:35 PM (nnep/)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 07, 2026 02:35 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 02:31 PM (viF8m)
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I'd watch that. Kanter (Enes) Freedom is 6'10" 260 lbs. And, a good egg. I'd wager he's pretty conservative based on the comments attributed to him.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 02:39 PM (dIske)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2026 02:39 PM (VW/nr)
If you would please launch some prayers for my son. Spawn of Mayhem is having tests at the VA hospital for breathing issues. There are heart problems in the family and his biological father died at the age of 30 from a very aggressive lung cancer. I need my boy to be healthy for his wife and son.
Thank you.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2026 01:54 PM (CdaaV)
I'm praying right now.
Posted by: Rhett Butt-ler at August 07, 2026 02:39 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Crusader
Slogan for the GOPe: Embrace the Suck!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 02:39 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 02:40 PM (JvZF+)
The murdered Scottish woman was pretty much exactly like the American woman wh went o Ireland to hook up with Palestinian wife-beater who then murdered her: She has a "jungle fever" sex fetish for Muslim Bad Boys. The victim in this instance in Greece was basically the same--she had spend years "helping" virile migrant dudes in Southern Europe, "visiting them in the homes" and "disappearing" for days at a time with them, then reappearing with a big smile on her face. She knew this guy, had spend time with him on previous visit to Greece. But this time, something went wrong.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 02:40 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 02:41 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 02:42 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2026 02:40 PM (Av6i5)
Yeah. She let slip that she was a Christian.
You know how that angers the poor dears. Look what she made him do!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 02:42 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 02:22 PM (6UXQp)
This is why I stated that it was a stupid thing to say, because it requires explanation and that opportunity wasn't there.
But I do bristle at the suggestion that abortion is a boon to r@pe victims. It does not erase anything for the woman beyond shortening her pregnancy and adds the moral/emotional burden of being partner to the death of an innocent person.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 07, 2026 02:42 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 02:42 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 02:42 PM (JvZF+)
Yea, I've heard him do a few interviews and I don't know if he's 100% our team but he hates leftists and China with a passion. He pretty much torched his career by being so against China.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 02:42 PM (viF8m)
I'm Out!
Posted by: Sarah Boone
We need common sense luggage control!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 02:43 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
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I had dealings with them from local disaster relief efforts and on their blood donation locally in the 90's and it didn't help that they were paying Liddy Dole a million bucks salary back then.
They used to be the preferred ngo that the military dealt with and by the time I left, their rep was not that good there either.
The problem with any organization is that they become leftist and self dealing over time unless those people are purged from the organization from the get go. As our ruling class became globo homo, the organizations that were founded by a better class of ruling elites have went sour across the board and been infiltrated by nasty leftists.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 03:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Butch at August 07, 2026 04:25 PM (98xTj)
pops worked for them for over fifty years (small craft, first aid, water safety, lifesaving).
one of my brothers almost sixty years (blood bank, blood drive, wrote alot of the safety instruction manuals).
moms and all of my other siblings did volunteer work, while my sisters husband was the tri- state midwest disaster relief director.
of course i never did anything with them. but they sure did some good.
too bad, feck 'em then.
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 05:34 PM (Bep7s)
Liberal White Women Are Among the Most Fanatical Supporters of "Decarceration" and Also, Its Most Imperiled Victims
Supposedly a red state. (Blue city of course -- Charlotte, where Iryna was butchered on video by a skel with a long list of previous arrests and indulgences.)It's critical that all white people avoid racial slurs. But all minorities can use them as they please, while beating innocent strangers into the pavement. Just some good ol' Street Reparations.
North Carolina career criminal arrested after attacking, chasing women in terrifying social media videos By Nicholas McEntyre
A North Carolina career criminal is accused of randomly punching and hospitalizing a woman while chasing down another victim in a separate attack as he posted the disturbing footage across social media. Di-Quan Schafar Hunt was arrested Thursday for committing the alleged assault in a residential neighborhood on the 400 block of East Boulevard in Charlotte, NC, on July 30, the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department said. Police busted Hunt, 32, when the department was presented with several videos on his social media page, where the brute posted about his physical confrontations.
Hunt was recording himself talking about a "real issue" that happened on July 21st when he crossed paths with the unidentified woman holding a get-well balloon.
"Nah, don't wave to me," Hunt yelled at the defenseless woman, sending him into a fiery rage and punching his victim to the ground. The 5-foot-9, 220-pound brute hovered over the motionless woman and screamed racial slurs at her as she lay on the pavement.
He immediately began spamming out excuses and complaints of "you're hurting me" (or the like) so they brought him to a medical center.
"You still talking? You still talking?" Hunt yelled. "July 21st. Say Elijah. Elijah my son, Motherf--ker you playing." Hunt ripped the broken frames from the woman's sunglasses, kicked the balloon from the woman's hand and ran off. In a separate, undated video, Hunt -- as he was ranting about McDonald's -- charged at another woman as she was walking on the sidewalk before chasing her around a car. "You wanna run bitch, you wanna run motherf--ker, huh? I betcha run again motherf--ker," he yells in the video. On Thursday morning, officers responded to an "attempt to locate" call in the heart of Charlotte, where they were shown the disturbing videos posted by Hunt. Hunt was taken into custody on an arrest warrant at around 7:30 p.m. Thursday.
After his release from the center, he will be transported to the Mecklenburg County Sheriff's Office and charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon. Hunt, a well-known vagrant in the city, has been arrested at least nine times over the last 34 months in Mecklenburg County, according to jail records viewed by The Post. Those cases include simple assault, assault on a female, assault with a deadly weapon, trespassing, domestic violence protective order violation and probation violation. Between December 2012 and June 2019, he was arrested three times for assault on a female, three times for domestic violence protective order violation, and once for discharging a firearm in the city and injury to personal property, according to WCNC.
All those cases had been dismissed.
Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
🚨#BREAKING: I can confirm that the man arrested this week for violent street attacks on a woman in Charlotte was FREE BECAUSE OF A PLEA DEAL IN MARCH. Diquan Shafar Hunt was arrested in December 2025 for Assault with a Deadly Weapon and three other charges. On March 18, 2026, he took a plea from Judge Joseph Setzer Jr. Guilty to two charges. Two dismissed. Sentence: just 89 days in prison He walked out that same day. Just 4 months later, he begins filming himself beating women on the streets of Charlotte NC. Diquan had been arrested 14 previous times including for multiple assault on women charges, domestic violence charges, breaking and entering, and resisting arrest. WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!
🚨#BREAKING: I can confirm that the man arrested this week for violent street attacks on a woman in Charlotte was FREE BECAUSE OF A PLEA DEAL IN MARCH.
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) August 7, 2026
Diquan Shafar Hunt was arrested in December 2025 for Assault with a Deadly Weapon and three other charges.
On March 18, 2026,… pic.twitter.com/OPpCbxrUiP
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nazdar at August 07, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 07, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)
TGIF
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 12:12 PM (IFsWJ)
Posted by: huerfano at August 07, 2026 12:13 PM (VJX5o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:13 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 12:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 12:13 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: huerfano at August 07, 2026 12:13 PM (VJX5o)
Especially when they are encouraged to do so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:13 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 07, 2026 12:14 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Yeah. Fuck due process for these savages.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)
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If this wasn't state policy how would the state act differently?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 12:14 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Advice to young women at August 07, 2026 12:15 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 12:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:16 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 12:16 PM (JvZF+)
You can't have a criminal career without a supportive and nurturing government behind you.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 12:16 PM (E/qck)
https://x.com/SenRandPaul/status/2085512709622178273
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 12:17 PM (IFsWJ)
Posted by: Honorable Judge Dequeefus at August 07, 2026 12:17 PM (V362x)
So thems the rules.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 12:17 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Good Marksman Here at August 07, 2026 12:17 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 07, 2026 12:17 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Y8DZL)
He is expressing a desire to rebalance the relationship between oppressed black males and privileged white females who look good in spandex.
Posted by: CNN Presenter at August 07, 2026 12:19 PM (anL5R)
May I speak to you of the wisdom of Nayib Bukele?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
Yes... We have a s**t load of judges who need the Bukele treatment...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 12:19 PM (FtULh)
... man charged with 6th indecent exposure case
... sentenced to probation on four previous indecent exposure cases after pleading guilty last year is back in court again on similar offenses.
“The victim stated that while working in the garden section of the (Home Depot) store, she noticed the defendant because although he would not approach her directly, he appeared to be lingering near her as she moved about the garden section,” according to the affidavit. “While the defendant was standing in the plant food section, she made eye contact with the defendant and immediately observed that he had his penis exposed in his hand. She also observed that the defendant was actively masturbating and subsequently ejaculated in his hand as well as on a bag of plant food. At that point, she quickly walked away to locate a supervisor.”
He's young. That, at the minimum, can go on for years.
Not a lot of heavy duty jailing going on since C19.
c'est la vie
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 12:19 PM (NFX2v)
If we implemented the policies that were known to work, this problem would be solved in a week and we'd be more of a high trust society than Japan.
But we can't because we're better than this.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 12:20 PM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2026 12:20 PM (80oeU)
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 12:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2026 12:20 PM (vbXSk)
Damn. I hope this doesn't delay the cure for cancer he's working on.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 12:20 PM (E/qck)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 12:21 PM (ugElV)
The NC Republicans should do everything they can to tie this to Cooper. Given the number of murderers he let out during COVID it should be a winning issue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 12:21 PM (KY+FT)
Like the picture of the homeless crazy woman sitting peacefully near all of the Patriot Front feds.
tHEy're IN cRISiS. thEY Don't kNow whAt they'rE DOInG.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 07, 2026 12:21 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 07, 2026 12:21 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 12:21 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 12:22 PM (VHUov)
You are telling a portion of the population all the horrible things that have been done to 'them' (really just people of the same skin color- which is insulting as fuck) and letting them act on the shit that you stirred up and then when they 'act out' you excuse and mostly legitimize it.
So, you get more of what you subsidize, except in this case they are openly encouraging it. You are creating the monsters that retarded racists back in the day only IMAGINED existed.
Fucking hell. What a world.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Advice to young women at August 07, 2026 12:15 PM (XE5AP)
In a city on a racial justice kick, the kind of city letting the Di-Quans of the world go wilding? May as well use the gun to shoot yourself, because the city isn't going to have you executing members of its negro militia. Unlike, Di-Quan, you will go to prison for an extended stay.
Posted by: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Collect $200 at August 07, 2026 12:22 PM (4I0qm)
The charges for such should be called attempted murder and punished accordingly.
And every state should adopt three strikes mandatory sentencing for violent criminals including behavior as juveniles. And install formal sentencing guidelines that punish judges for sentencing outside those prescribed legislative limits on judicial autonomy.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)
Removal at least, jail time if justice is served.
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Prison. With this animal as cellmate.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 12:22 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:22 PM (dE511)
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)
When you're beating more than one
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 07, 2026 12:23 PM (onZb0)
Just 4 months later, he begins filming himself beating women on the streets of Charlotte NC.
"BUT IT'S JUST A PRANK! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR A PRANK!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 12:24 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Collect $200 at August 07, 2026 12:22 PM (4I0qm)
Better to be judged by 12 that buried by 6.
Posted by: Advice to young women at August 07, 2026 12:24 PM (XE5AP)
Not anymore
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:22 PM (dE511)
47 WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!"
Samuel Colt agreed...
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)
Chesterton's Fence!*
I am just trolling to see if the guy who had a beef with Chesterton's Fence is still around.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:24 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Wnv9h)
But we can't because we're better than this.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 12:20 PM (lXoJ5)
It sounds like Japan pols were recently importing a bunch of foreign elements and they are about to get this sort of thing all up in their business hard and fast. I would like to think Japan's natural xenophobia along with the past year's election results would mean that's nipped in the bud. I don't know. Good luck though. I hope someone figures this all out.
Posted by: banana Dream - hee hee I said nip at August 07, 2026 12:25 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
World has nothing to do with it. Specific malicious individuals are doing this shit and it is high time that they be defunded, driven out of society on a rail, and put adrift in a lifeboat in the Artic during winter.
No more tolerance for the individuals driving society to destruction because they have good intentions or some other clap trap.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv)
Between crime, riots, welfare and money to raise their bastard kids, white America should start demanding reparations from the black community.
Add in 25% for the general whining and constant cries of racism.
Time for my coffee. With milk. I hate my coffee black.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)
And bad enough the commiecrats have created these thugs, now they refuse to put them in prison until they seriously hurt or kill someone.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 07, 2026 12:25 PM (PV+Zw)
I actually know a DiQuan who is far, far bigger. And he's the nicest kid who wouldn't harm a fly.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 12:26 PM (E/qck)
Posted by: D'Quan - race mediator and facilitator of harmony at August 07, 2026 12:26 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2026 12:20 PM (vbXSk)
Only for the slave races.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Collect $200 at August 07, 2026 12:27 PM (4I0qm)
Posted by: banana Dream
The insatiable demands for cheap labor always lead to destruction of society. And it is always the upper class and wealthy that want cheap labor.
My hope is that robots advance fast enough that a surly class of assholes brought in because they are cheap are no longer desirable but then again, the ruling class will prefer to simply get rid of the middle class instead of mechanizing.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!
Sure you do. We're not accountable to you. We can just manufacture ballots and stay in business as long as we want. And what are you going to do about it? If you think the courts are going to come to your rescue, you got another think coming.
By the way, are you paying your fair share of taxes?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 12:28 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
Half the comments were some variant of "we need better mental health services". No we just need to throw criminals in jail and confirm the mentally ill to secure mental facilities
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 12:28 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Collect $200
I always hear the phrase "chickens coming home to roost" in Jeremiah Wright's voice now.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Local media at August 07, 2026 12:28 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: banana Dream - hee hee I said nip at August 07, 2026 12:25 PM (3uBP9)
ISWYDT ?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 07, 2026 12:29 PM (9ZFZd)
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 12:29 PM (q177U)
As always, I do want to know how these ladies voted, because this may well be chickens coming home to roost.
Posted by: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Collect $200
Some fraction live in gated communities with private security.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 12:29 PM (O0L8i)
They would be happy to sacrifice for the cause. They dream of being raped by an illegal immigrant. Murder is optional.
Posted by: PG at August 07, 2026 12:30 PM (+F4bv)
Posted by: banana Dream - hee hee I said nip at August 07, 2026 12:25 PM (3uBP9)
The current PM pretty much ran on stopping and reversing that policy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 12:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 12:29 PM (q177U)
Yeah, that is a large component too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r)
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Yo privilege is talkin' now white boy - Imma mind get up on you and show you who boss man now. I know you white boys all sissies. Harmony time!
Posted by: D'Quan - race mediator and facilitator of harmony at August 07, 2026 12:31 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 07, 2026 12:32 PM (mj/G1)
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Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 12:32 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 07, 2026 12:33 PM (lFFaq)
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Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:33 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
Yeah, you'd think if anyone could solve a problem with cool robots it would be Japan. I am afraid that they might be devoting a good 60-80 % of R&D in to making the robots hot and cute in cat ears and not enough into industrial fabrication. As one does.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 12:33 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 12:33 PM (iySPJ)
Which women are you talking about?. Nobody wants to be raped or murdered.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 12:34 PM (rHgXV)
Posted by: Ripley at August 07, 2026 12:34 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 12:35 PM (2ap+5)
After all, black lives matter and no justice, no peace!
Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, Local democrat scold and busybody at August 07, 2026 12:35 PM (45BvE)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 12:35 PM (L8DX7)
Posted by: Sonobi at August 07, 2026 12:35 PM (R0XxO)
Half the comments were some variant of "we need better mental health services". No we just need to throw criminals in jail and confirm the mentally ill to secure mental facilities
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 12:28 PM (KY+FT)
Responsibility? That's just someone else's problem. Where my welfare?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)
Everyone in the story is EXACTLY as you picture them.
The son of the judge set to preside over one of the men accused in the horrific gang rape of Louisiana State University student Madison Brooks is a convicted serial rapist, and the judge herself once represented him in court, the New York Post reported.
The trial for Desmond Carter, 21, one of the three men charged with raping Brooks inside a vehicle before her death, is scheduled to begin August 17 before Judge Gail Horne Ray of the 19th Judicial District Court, according to WBRZ.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:36 PM (77rzZ)
Those were the nuances (?) in language that began dividing the country, not democrat or republican, Black or White, etc.
And from there, the divisions continued, so that you're either with them or against them.
All, imho.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 12:37 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 12:35 PM (2ap+5)
100% agree. In the 1990s, I lived northwest of Charlotte - Hickory. Was a nice area, but towards 1997-1998, I could see changes were coming and they weren't good ones. Gone back to visit, been through Charlotte numerous times. Absolutely would not move back.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2026 12:37 PM (N39Ws)
Which women are you talking about?. Nobody wants to be raped or murdered.
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Well, its not like a normal person would. And yet, serial killers get fan mail from women all the time. I can't explain the popularity of 50 shades of gray. Nobody can explain the AWFL mind using logic, because it doesn't use logic.
Posted by: Not Dr. Phil at August 07, 2026 12:37 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 12:35 PM (L8DX7)
Laughs in retired.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:37 PM (dE511)
Posted by: UGAdawg
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Predators go for easy prey and that includes old frail men or kids/young men that that are disabled as well. Just not as publicized.
Go armed and if in a blue area, you best have a legal plan for after a shooting as to a defense lawyer, self defense insurance, and the wherewithal to move later if necessary.
There are two kinds of criminal law attorneys, those that will get you the best plea deal, and those that will fight their damndest to keep you outta jail. You want the second type and even there--you want one that defends cops for example when they shoot a protected critter because a) those are used to public pressure and the vile press, b) they have a network of expensive expert witnesses to buttress your case at trial.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sonobi at August 07, 2026 12:35 PM (R0XxO)
I knew Sonobi would never last. Like lace wigs, turn, turn, turn.
So I printed them out and framed them. So I can love Sonobi a little longer.
Posted by: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Collect $200 at August 07, 2026 12:38 PM (4I0qm)
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I live in a 99%+ white, very rural AO in the Ozarks, and I have zero concern about any danger from the DiQuans of the world.
Plus, I have no qualms about plugging said DiQuan with a lead injection.
As far as AWFLs go, embrace the power of 'and'.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 12:38 PM (3fZgy)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:36 PM (77rzZ)
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The "I *heart* Blowing Rock" tee shirts don't sell that well, I'll admit.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)
There was a famous case in Germany:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/686192/selin- goren-arabic-men-rape-quiet-encourage-racism
(delete the space)
I vaguely remember there are more such cases.
Posted by: PG at August 07, 2026 12:39 PM (+F4bv)
The winner from SC was recently cancelled because she supposedly made "racist" social media posts under an alias years ago.
Supposedly, she said "nigga" a few times, although the posts themselves aren't shown, so it's unclear what the context is.
Oh, and although her name is the very white-sounding "Brittany Boltinhouse," she is actually Honduran and Mexican, and looks it.
So if she, as a latina girl, was saying on social media "you go, my nigga" or "sista be a bad-ass nigga" then she would only be doing what literally every other latina of her age does. Very odd that I can't find the actual social media posts anywhere.
This looks like a hit by supporters of the runner-up (a black girl) to get the title, which she did.
https://tinyurl.com/4bdcp2ee
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
The Gulag Archipelago has a chapter in it about criminals in the Soviet Union. They were a protected class, and allowed to prey on ordinary citizens. Part of keeping everybody intimidated and afraid.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 12:40 PM (DOcg9)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2026 12:20 PM (vbXSk)
Not if you’re black. And that is the problem. There is no justification for jailing someone on the basis of skin color, but these rulings say yes, there is. Black man can say it all day long, no problem. White woman can’t even quote the word back at him, or she’s liable to go to jail.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 12:40 PM (sGgMH)
Which puzzles the hell out of me because Japan is not a "Yay Multiculturalism!" kind of place. Unless the pols are 100% certain that they will never deal with the consequences.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 12:40 PM (lXoJ5)
The pendulum swung from inappropriately harsh penalties on black people, to inappropriately lenient penalties on them.
If a prosecutor has charged a domestic-related offense and then later dismisses it, probably 99% of the time it’s because the victim isn’t cooperating and they have no choice *but* to dismiss it, as the victim’s testimony would be necessary for trial.
Same reason you also see what people think are “lenient” deals for very serious allegations. The prosecutor almost certainly made the calculation that an outright loss at trial is likely for whatever possible reason, and therefore a “lenient” deal is preferable to literally nothing.
Sometimes a defendant who has so many priors is just walking around like everyone else because prior victims refused to play ball with the system and testify.
And there’s no way to hold someone because they’re a danger to the public, except as a psych hold, which is a very different standard. The justice system confines people for their crimes. If a crime can’t be proven they can’t be held.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2026 12:40 PM (ZwRB6)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 07, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:36 PM (77rzZ)
I stopped that once we married.
Posted by: Lauren Hashian at August 07, 2026 12:42 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:42 PM (6UXQp)
I heard that Miss Boltinhouse was also MAGA, so maybe that was the reason they yeeted her.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Oglebay
State is actually drifting right just like Georgia is drifting left politically. The problem with judges is that the whole profession has moved to the left and judge are simply reflecting what law school is teaching.
That means that state legislatures are going to have to eliminate a lot of trial judge discretion for charges and sentencing. That is where the three strikes law in California came about as the left coast was an early warning sign that leftist lawyers on the bench or as district attorneys are destroying the cities and suburbs by coddling violent and insane criminals.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 12:44 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:42 PM (6UXQp)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 12:44 PM (3fZgy)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:44 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Not Dr. Phil at August 07, 2026 12:37 PM (anL5R)
Don't try to discern the motivations of a rational mind by comparing the venn diagram of the
"set of people who would very clearly not want X to happen to them"
and the
"set of people who have very clearly chosen to vote for X to happen to them"
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 12:45 PM (3uBP9)
Which puzzles the hell out of me because Japan is not a "Yay Multiculturalism!" kind of place. Unless the pols are 100% certain that they will never deal with the consequences.
Posted by: NR Pax
Japan had its cheap labor force which were ethnic Koreans for a long time, when they were integrated more or less into non pariah status, the search for people to do shitty jobs meant bringing in Muslims and Africans as low cost temporary labor. And now the Muslims are burning historic Shinto temples in the countryside like they burn historic churches in the West. Time to sent all Mo lovers back to Dar Islam.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:45 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 07, 2026 12:45 PM (no1VZ)
I heard that Miss Boltinhouse was also MAGA, so maybe that was the reason they yeeted her.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)
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Maybe. I think if that was true, though, she never woulda won the title in the first place. Maybe they learned about that after. But either way, this smells like a hit job based on made-up bullshit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Butch at August 07, 2026 12:45 PM (98xTj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2026 12:46 PM (diia5)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:46 PM (6UXQp)
👉Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) chapters in North Carolina actively organize around local labor rights, municipal elections, housing, and mutual aid. Prominent local groups include the NC Triangle DSA (covering Raleigh, Durham, and Chapel Hill), Charlotte Metro DSA, Asheville DSA, and Wilmington DSA.
👉Durham Dispatch, April 2026, The Triangle Left and Allam’s Second Run
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 12:47 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: front toward enemy at August 07, 2026 12:47 PM (TIizU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 12:47 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Well said.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 12:47 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:42 PM (6UXQp)
It's not really 'street enforcers' per se. This guy is not screaming at these women about the wonders of abortion or open borders. Rather, it is... agents of chaos. It creates as certain atmosphere where people generally feel unsafe and suspicious of their neighbors (Are they a psycho? better not make eye contact and hurry past.) Because what does that result in? A need to feel safe and when you cannot trust your neighbor and you have disregarded the idea that you should take your own defense personally, that means the government. THEY will protect you. THEY will give you what you need (order.)
The thing is, for these women, the government is what is making them feel unsafe. This dude would have been shot for some other crime long before this. Same with the retard who killed the gal on the subway. The government/police protect criminals from summary justice at the hands of the people. They have just taken it way too fucking far.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 12:48 PM (KY+FT)
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its probably social media postings when she was a teenager or something. And I wouldn't be that surprised if the runner up hired somebody to do a dive on her social media to see if she could get upgraded...
its about as cutthroat as women's figure skating . . .
Posted by: Nancy Kerrigan's limp at August 07, 2026 12:48 PM (anL5R)
It's not really 'street enforcers' per se. This guy is not screaming at these women about the wonders of abortion or open borders.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)
I never said street enforcers are there to enforce *opinions*. They have the media, the socials, and your job for that.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:49 PM (6UXQp)
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) chapters in North Carolina actively organize around local labor rights...
Mmmmm, let me guess. "Public service" unions. Standing up for the drones.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 12:49 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 12:50 PM (2ap+5)
After all, black lives matter and no justice, no peace!
Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, Local democrat scold and busybody at August 07, 2026 12:35 PM
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You forgot the land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Karen McWinemom at August 07, 2026 12:50 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 12:50 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: zombie Lee Garlington at August 07, 2026 12:50 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 07, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N)
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Power of "and". If they need a riot, guys like this will join the crowd and be the ones to escalate as they use the crowd for cover. So they are street enforcers if needed, and also agents of chaos, to keep the population afraid.
Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at August 07, 2026 12:51 PM (anL5R)
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"Sorry. We just quit playing. And Elijah is a mere prophet. I just called on Gabriel for you. But maybe Elijah can stop by for a glass of wine, if he wants to see the proceedings."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 12:51 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2026 12:51 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2026 12:51 PM (rkWBz)
1% of the people commit most of the violent crime. Imprison them and crime drops dramatically, but in the last few years we've been imprisoning them less.
This was the idea behind 3 strikes laws back in the 90s...I suspect those mostly ended due to various leftwing initiatives.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: zombie Lee Garlington at August 07, 2026 12:50 PM (J4Dwc)
I had to look that one up. Wiki is not a help. I am assuming it involves blowjobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:52 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Dwayne J. at August 07, 2026 12:52 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:53 PM (dE511)
Posted by: Its not like am an expert or anything at August 07, 2026 12:51 PM (anL5R)
Valid point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:53 PM (Y/06r)
"labor" like being a government bureaucrat.
The most anti-socialist people I know are plumbers, carpenters, HVAC guys etc...the group you would more tradtionally call "worker"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2026 12:51 PM (NnhvP)
Judge Joseph Setzer Jr.
Joseph E Setzer JR worked as an Emergency Judge for the State of North Carolina and in 2025 had a reported pay of $50 according to public records.
WTF is an emergency judge?
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2026 12:54 PM (Q8JBQ)
Should be fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 12:54 PM (viF8m)
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Come on now. I can't explain why I like legs so much, but women wanting to be "taken" by some mysterious rich dude is not a difficult fantasy to parse.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:55 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:53 PM (dE511)
Seriously. seize the means of reproduction already.
Posted by: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Collect $200 at August 07, 2026 12:55 PM (4I0qm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
I have spent a lot of time looking into this matter, I will probably still need a good bit of time to reach a one hundred percent understanding of all the concerns, but I can now confidently say that Boltinhouse is innocent of all charges and is the winner of the pageant, and our hearts.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 12:55 PM (3uBP9)
>>>On March 18, 2026, he took a plea from Judge Joseph Setzer Jr.
You want vigilantes? Because that is how you get vigilantes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 12:56 PM (lAE5c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) chapters in North Carolina actively partner with and support a variety of independent, sector-specific, and rank-and-file labor unions. These collaborations typically center on strike solidarity, contract campaigns, and workplace organizing
Key Union Partners and Alliances -
Union of Southern Service Workers (USSW)
UE Local 150 (North Carolina Public Service Workers Union)
Durham Association of Educators (DAE)
Duke Graduate Students Union (DGSU / SEIU Southern Region)
CAUSE (Carolina Amazonians United for Solidarity and Empowerment)
Emergency Workplace Organizing Committee (EWOC)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 12:56 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2026 12:56 PM (JayIZ)
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2026 12:57 PM (fV9m3)
Posted by: bonhomme
Congrats. My 16th anniversary. is in 2 weeks
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 12:57 PM (Cifda)
Also true but I'm thinking of like Mexico where people just live under the constant threat of the drug lords who are working with and for la policia.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:57 PM (6UXQp)
Congratulations and God bless both of you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 12:57 PM (rHgXV)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 12:57 PM (dIske)
Christian Gray is a rich, attractive man lavishing all his attention on some normal young woman and giving her passionate (if weird) sex that she enjoys. That's the appeal as far as I can tell.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:57 PM (77rzZ)
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they are afraid. they subconsciously recognize the thing they fear can't be controlled. So they focus on something that obeys the rules and won't likely retaliate with violence, successful conservative white men. Its safe to harass them. It gives them an outlet for their fear, a safe target to focus on, and satisfying feedback when it is echo'd by their peers and in the media. Sure its dick in the peanut butter crazy, but that's the lot of them. they've been running a fear op on the country non stop since 2001.
Posted by: Not Dr. Phil at August 07, 2026 12:58 PM (anL5R)
1% of the people commit most of the violent crime. Imprison them and crime drops dramatically, but in the last few years we've been imprisoning them less.
This was the idea behind 3 strikes laws back in the 90s...I suspect those mostly ended due to various leftwing initiatives.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)
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Three-strikes laws were too successful at getting criminals off the streets, so of course they had to go.
What was most surprising about those laws was that criminals are such feral, unreformable, and un-fixable scumbags that they would light up the three strikes one after the other.
They would have two strikes already, knew the next was was "see ya," but would still do the crime. Incredible. These people are dangerous animals who must not be allowed anywhere near a civilized society.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)
Seriously. seize the means of reproduction already.
If you read incel stuff this is exactly their line of thinking. They agree with standard leftwing socialists that the government should seize everything and then dole it out to people...they just include sex as well
And, this isn't oddball thinking for socialists, various communes tried it...which worked about as well as you might expect.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (W2Pud)
Sooooooooooooo.... Getting what they said they wanted, yes?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (R0wwO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:52 PM (Y/06r)
https://tinyurl.com/4j2bdud2
Posted by: zombie Lee Garlington at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (J4Dwc)
I am afraid that they might be devoting a good 60-80 % of R&D in to making the robots hot and cute in cat ears and not enough into industrial fabrication. As one does.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 12:33 PM (3uBP9)
These robotics executives learned from Sony and Betamax. Betamax was supposedly the superior videotape format to VHS in every way, except for licensing. Story was that Sony refused to license Betamax to the porn companies. So Betamax dried up and died like an unwatered tomato plant in the middle of Death Valley.
I don't know how true the story was, but it makes sense.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (UjdFS)
"Carolina Amazonians?" WTF?
Posted by: Bulg
Delivery drivers, archers, lesbians, or all three.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 01:00 PM (VHUov)
ICE arrests surge at Philly airport, including those of a babysitter and a senior citizen
The Department of Homeland Security said President Trump is reversing policies that let undocumented immigrants "jet around our country."
In part, "A spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security said airport arrests are occurring because the Trump administration “reversed the horrendous Biden-era policy that allowed aliens in our country illegally to jet around our country.
“Under President Trump, DHS will no longer tolerate this. This administration is working diligently to ensure that aliens in our country illegally can no longer fly unless it is out of our country to self-deport.”
The department said “being in detention is a choice,” and the federal government is offering people who are here without permission a $2,600 payment and a free flight home.
Self-deportation can preserve the right to later come back to the U.S., absent the penalties that accompany a government deportation."
More.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 01:00 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: bonhomme
Congrats. My 16th anniversary. is in 2 weeks
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 12:57 PM (Cifda)
Congrats Youngins' Both my Son and Daughter and Spouses will be celebrating their 25th this year.. Yeah.. I'm old LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 01:00 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Rock at August 07, 2026 01:00 PM (nPp6w)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)
Between the land acknowledgement for property I didn't own and slave reparations for people I didn't enslave I don't know how I'm going to make ends meet.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 01:00 PM (Y8DZL)
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If you have a judicial emergency, press 1. For all others, remain on the line for the next available judge.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2026 01:01 PM (qBdHI)
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I haven't read it, but my impression was that what she purportedly "enjoys" is degrading and painful
which was, I guess, the point I was failing to make. Its not logical. This is an example of a broken impulse driven by something that is not in any sense positive.
Posted by: Not Dr. Phil at August 07, 2026 01:01 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 07, 2026 01:01 PM (TezPK)
They would have two strikes already, knew the next was was "see ya," but would still do the crime. Incredible. These people are dangerous animals who must not be allowed anywhere near a civilized society.
Little to no impulse control which is why they turned to crime to begin with.
I remember an old Buffy the Vampire Slayer were one of the morally grey characters invites Buffy to steal with a mantra of "Want Take Have" which is the mindset of these people.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
It has and the result is a GOP veto proof legislature and a majority on the NC Supreme Court and two GOP senators (well Tillis is a RINO at least) and a majority of the House seats. Go back even twenty years and the Dems had a lock on all of it.
Thanks to organizing in Pennsylvania, the gap between GOP and Dem is now slight on registrations. Florida, no contest.
In part, it is because what appeals to urbanized leftist college overeducated whites and their urban client welfare class appalls voters outside those rotten boroughs who increasingly see Democrat cities as dirty, nasty, and full of rando violent assholes whether mentally ill or not which they are.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)
"set of people who would very clearly not want X to happen to them"
and the
"set of people who have very clearly chosen to vote for X to happen to them"
'I think 'X' is Sexxy, Anderson!'
Posted by: E Jean Carrol at August 07, 2026 01:02 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 01:02 PM (Cifda)
Are the plea deals that turn felonies into misdemeanors a way of circumventing three strikes laws?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 01:02 PM (kf4RM)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)
Seriously. seize the means of reproduction already.
If you read incel stuff this is exactly their line of thinking. They agree with standard leftwing socialists that the government should seize everything and then dole it out to people...they just include sex as well
And, this isn't oddball thinking for socialists, various communes tried it...which worked about as well as you might expect.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
Turns out women like to be able to choose who they have sex with. So fussy!
Posted by: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Collect $200 at August 07, 2026 01:03 PM (4I0qm)
I blame Oprah Winfrey for not doing a good job as Mammy to all these white ladies.
Posted by: Zombie Hattie McDaniel, America's Mammy at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (45BvE)
If you read incel stuff this is exactly their line of thinking. They agree with standard leftwing socialists that the government should seize everything and then dole it out to people...they just include sex as well
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So it's the left that is trying to make Handmaid's Tale come true?
Posted by: So that's what the deal is now? at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (anL5R)
Did you like him? He was probably one of the old time Presbyterian ministers . Even ones I know who retired twenty or so years ago were fed up with the leftward lurch of the denomination.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (rHgXV)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (UjdFS)
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I've got a better one. A friend from college...(black girl, grew up in Philly Westside) but you'd never know it but for her real name, which she avoided like the plague (and eventually legally changed after school).
Nyquilla.
Her parents named her after a nighttime cold medication.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: JackStraw
Did the Lacrosse team ever make bank from the people that called them rapists?
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (Y8DZL)
"No, your peanut butter on my dick!"
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 01:02 PM (Cifda)
Mmmmmmmmm.........
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 07, 2026 01:05 PM (2YhKe)
I only saw the first movie and didn't read the books, but I do remember a scene where the lead makes him negotiate what is ok for him to do to her and what is not which I took as a standard line in female romance books of the protagonist taming the savage man.
But the movie at least was really odd in that while it had plenty of sex it wasn't very sexy...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2026 01:05 PM (Q8JBQ)
Posted by: front toward enemy at August 07, 2026 01:05 PM (TIizU)
Christian Gray is a rich, attractive man lavishing all his attention on some normal young woman and giving her passionate (if weird) sex that she enjoys. That's the appeal as far as I can tell.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
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Yea. If "Cletus Dungherder" in the trailer park in Buttlick, MS, tried the exact same shit that Christian Gray did, he'd be on a episode of Worst Sex Offenders Ever.
Remember the Golden Rules for men:
Rule 1: Be attractive
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)
The "I *heart* Blowing Rock" tee shirts don't sell that well, I'll admit.
Does it have a picture of Jim Nabors.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 01:05 PM (Cqx++)
Nosmo King
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 01:05 PM (A1Xjk)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 07, 2026 01:06 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yes, I did. He was liberal, I think, but he didn't display it in the pulpit.
His son and I were best friends for a while, until we fell out over a girl.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)
I've got a better one. A friend from college...(black girl, grew up in Philly Westside) but you'd never know it but for her real name, which she avoided like the plague (and eventually legally changed after school).
I remember a black football player named Achilles...and I thought that was kind of cool.
But many urban names are stupid and not helping the people the names were given to
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)
I remember an old Buffy the Vampire Slayer were one of the morally grey characters invites Buffy to steal with a mantra of "Want Take Have" which is the mindset of these people.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)
Do not forget most criminals justify their crimes to themselves and others. They don't "just" take. They take because they are owed.
Hence all the constant talk and threat and reminders of reparations.
The idea is create more thieves, more criminals, more angry people who tell themselves that their victims "deserve" to have their money, health, lives, taken away.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:07 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)
Her parents named her after a nighttime cold medication.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM
*facepalm*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 01:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2026 01:05 PM (Q8JBQ)
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Yeah, not many Jones Day partners are interested in becoming judges.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 01:08 PM (2ap+5)
Charia - Pronounced 'sharia.' Because naming your kid after a barbaric cult set of rules is a great idea.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:08 PM (2YhKe)
Well, its not like a normal person would. And yet, serial killers get fan mail from women all the time. I can't explain the popularity of 50 shades of gray. Nobody can explain the AWFL mind using logic, because it doesn't use logic.
Posted by: Not Dr. Phil at August 07, 2026 12:37 PM (anL5R)
I've mentioned this before, but my dad was a corrections officer (double-dipping along with his Navy pension) out at Corcoran in the SHU where Charlie Manson was locked up. Spent years having to deal with Charlie every work day.
Among other things (he HATED to be called "Chuck", so the COs would take advantage of that when he'd misbehave), Pop told me that Charlie ALWAYS had visitors on visiting day. Lawyers and writers for legit visits, the rest of the visits were women who gamed the system to meet Charlie and swoon over the bastard.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 01:08 PM (y9nCu)
THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL:
Senator Klobuchar says she is strong on US border security
The crowd laughs out loud in her face pic.twitter.com/czfKrelI7M
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 6, 2026
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: 18-1
That was Faith, the anti-hero backup Vampire Slayer.
"Of course I can just take this crossbow and this knife, because I'm using them to slaughter the literal demons who would happily eat the crossbow's owner alive. No fava beans or chianti required."
These thugs just "want take have" because they want. No higher moral calling, twisted or otherwise.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 01:08 PM (VHUov)
Her parents named her after a nighttime cold medication.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (dIske)
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I would have changed it, no doubt.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 01:08 PM (3fZgy)
Nyquilla.
Her parents named her after a nighttime cold medication.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (dIske)
La'Trinè.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)
"Female" and "Placenta" were both encountered by my wife when she worked pediatrics.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 01:09 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 01:09 PM (eGn4U)
Posted by: bonhomme
Daniel's Broiler sounds better than Stanley's Steamer.
Posted by: Congrats All Around! at August 07, 2026 01:09 PM (JM9I6)
I would have changed it, no doubt.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 01:08 PM (3fZgy)
"Mom? How high were you when you named me?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:09 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 01:09 PM (2jHX6)
It’s by no means a red state. Purple at best.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:09 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: bonhomme
Congrats!!!! Happy Anniversary!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:10 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 01:10 PM (rHgXV)
Her parents named her after a nighttime cold medication.
Makes sense. Name your kid after something you love. I've read speculation that Lebron James was supposed to be Lebaron, as in Chrysler but either his mother or her nurse misspelled it.
Posted by: Dwayne J. at August 07, 2026 01:10 PM (vTZFs)
I'm talking about AWFLs. Criminals at least can be put on chain gangs.
Posted by: mea culpa at August 07, 2026 01:10 PM (Y5bHi)
x.com/alexthechick/status/
2085774408581267908
Maybe not new info to many but also not often talked about.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 01:10 PM (3uBP9)
DOX the judges.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
And the prosecutor and the damned perp's lawyer too. All of these motherfuckers need to live in fear.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 07, 2026 01:10 PM (25wiQ)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 01:10 PM (vTZFs)
HE’S BEEN DEAD SINCE MARCH…:
The leader of Iran Mojtaba Khamenei is reportedly in critical condition and close to passing away-Iran Wire
Wow…
— WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 (@WarMonitor3) August 7, 2026
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: 18-1
Had all the sportscasters begging for a shoestring tackle.....
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 01:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I have a grandnephew with that name.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:11 PM (Bz1XI)
pffft....
Posted by: Napoleon Outlaw, Michigan State Football '92-'95 at August 07, 2026 01:11 PM (J4Dwc)
But many urban names are stupid and not helping the people the names were given to
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)
_____________________
Have you ever seen the Key and Peele skit where they recreate one of those pre-game shows for college football. The players come on and tell their names and school. It's hilarious.
https://tinyurl.com/52vwa2p5
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:11 PM (dIske)
"Carolina Amazonians?" WTF?
Posted by: Bulg
Delivery drivers, archers, lesbians, or all three.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 01:00 PM (VHUov)
Also partial mastectomy survivors (overlaps with archers).
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 01:11 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Buck Ofama, K4WTJ at August 07, 2026 01:11 PM (z6ONu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:09 PM (2YhKe)
My mom only chugged the safe stuff while she was pregnant with me.
Posted by: Dayquilla at August 07, 2026 01:11 PM (Q8JBQ)
If they make a name for themselves in implementing the latest leftwing narrative items they get promoted the next time we have a Dem president. If they adjudicate rationally they don't.
And if the scum they let out murder, rape, kill well, who cares? They have protection and generally live in fancy gated communities so the risk to them is very, very low.
Change those incentives and the rulings will change.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 01:12 PM (MWfyi)
Nyquilla.
Her parents named her after a nighttime cold medication.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (dIske)
Sorry. I have you all beat.
I present, ironically named, I'munique.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 01:12 PM (lAE5c)
Any wonder why the yutes are so angry?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 01:13 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 01:13 PM (q177U)
https://tinyurl.com/52vwa2p5
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:11 PM
I love those. "Dan Smith! Brigham Young."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 01:13 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:09 PM (2YhKe)
___
Obviously, very high off the stuff.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 07, 2026 01:14 PM (3fZgy)
Posted by: 18-1
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Perfect name for a pro wrestling good guy who then does a, wait for it, HEEL turn.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 07, 2026 01:14 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 01:15 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 01:13 PM (q177U)
How many non-whites lived in areas where we have records of witches being burned?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 01:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 01:13 PM (Wnv9h)
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Davoin Shower-Handel
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 12:52 PM (Y/06r)
https://tinyurl.com/4j2bdud2
Posted by: zombie Lee Garlington at August 07, 2026 12:59 PM (J4Dwc)
LOL. Went the other way. Result that I pulled up was an actress for Seinfeld and I was like... ?que?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2026 01:15 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 01:13 PM (q177U)
How many non-whites lived in areas where we have records of witches being burned?
People still kill "witches" to this day in Africa. Hell, its a problem among the "refugees" Europe keeps taking in.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:16 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: alpine_beer at August 07, 2026 01:16 PM (van9r)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 01:16 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Think He Was Home-Schooled at August 07, 2026 01:16 PM (JM9I6)
Best one is "Substitute Teacher".
Baalaakay! Baalaakay!
Do you mean Blake?
Posted by: A A Ron at August 07, 2026 01:16 PM (45BvE)
Posted by: Crowd tested, AWFL approved at August 07, 2026 01:17 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Think He Was Home-Schooled at August 07, 2026 01:16 PM (JM9I6)
D'Brickashaw.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:17 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 07, 2026 01:17 PM (2CeDH)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 01:17 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 01:13 PM (q177U)
How many non-whites lived in areas where we have records of witches being burned?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
In Salem, the first person to be accused was the slave woman Tituba. She was imprisoned, but never tried, and survived the witch hysteria.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Internet went down over a strong squall line moving through. Been a saga to get it back up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2026 01:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)
Best one is "Substitute Teacher".
Baalaakay! Baalaakay!
Do you mean Blake?
Posted by: A A Ron at August 07, 2026 01:16 PM (45BvE)
D-Nice.
https://youtu.be/bbWnRyPzce4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 01:18 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:18 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:15 PM
You have to watch all of them. There are some great names.
And the "When Your Friend Goes Steampunk" sketch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 01:18 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: DBCooper at August 07, 2026 01:18 PM (1nSzr)
Posted by: Think He Was Home-Schooled
Named after two different bathroom fixtures?
And he should have hooked up with Farrah Fawcett.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 01:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 01:19 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: 18-1 at
—-
Tie their hands together and throw them overboard.
Posted by: braenyard at August 07, 2026 01:19 PM (IpPh0)
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 01:19 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 01:18 PM
And let us not forget If Hogwarts Was an Inner City School.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 01:19 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Inogame at August 07, 2026 01:20 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 01:20 PM (77rzZ)
And the "When Your Friend Goes Steampunk" sketch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 01:18 PM (Wnv9h)
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There was one I can't find any more. They did a skit about the special ed class at the X-Man Academy....and these kids kept trying to run through walls...unsuccessfully. I couldn't stop laughing.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:20 PM (dIske)
Are the plea deals that turn felonies into misdemeanors a way of circumventing three strikes laws?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 01:02 PM (kf4RM)
Juking the felony stats for reporting, like on The Wire.
"Why no, in this city of 300,000 people, we've only had 32 felony crimes this year! Newark, New Jersey is awesome!"
Either that, or the crime rate in Sandford, Gloucestershire (let's not look at the accident rate though).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 01:21 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2026 01:21 PM (Q8JBQ)
Latinx Adjacent Doctor PhD
@TonerousHyus
·
3h
U.S. unexpectedly loses 23k jobs in July but unemployment rate drops. How? It appears the entire labor force shift including the job loss was due to TPS ending and deportations.
Labor force shrank by 257k in a single month
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 01:22 PM (E4rtv)
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Once upon a time the "community" would provide other forms of "incentives" to judges who forgot what their job was.
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2026 01:26 PM (TN0g+)
Nyquilla.
Her parents named her after a nighttime cold medication.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 01:04 PM (dIske)
I can see it now: every time her parents would call her name, they would remember how they were so dopey, between the cold and the cold medicine, they forgot the prophylactic. Haha! Nyquilla! Good times, good times.
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 01:27 PM (Sy6m/)
Kentucky Girl@Kentuckygirl1
Jobs report isn't bad news.
Lost government jobs - 53,000 (that's good).
Lost hospitality jobs - 40,000 (mostly illegals, that's good).
Gained manufacturing jobs +5,000 obviously good, (would hope for more gains, but all of the 5000 gained were Americans).
Gained construction jobs +22,000 very good, considering they had to lose thousands of jobs because of deportations, too.
Gained private ed & health services +25,000 that's good.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 01:27 PM (E4rtv)
/Made her like it :>)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 07, 2026 01:30 PM (JNTt1)
Two dismissed.
IMPORTANT question here: WHICH two were dismissed?
Because there are four charges mentioned, but only one is named (assault with a deadly weapon). Was that one dropped? What were the ones he pled guilty to?
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2026 02:00 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: huerfano at August 07, 2026 12:13 PM (VJX5o)
And this is NC, not NY or California. Those women should be carrying and should have stopped this fool cold. Don't outsource your safety to feelings of security, ladies. Make it real with a warm barrel.
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2026 02:03 PM (kU0PQ)
Funny thing that
Posted by: Trumpy at August 07, 2026 02:04 PM (wtTZq)
Posted by: It's me donna
Soros with him millions has infiltrated our legal system with DAs and Judges who laugh at these criminals and put them through a revolving door to prey on our citizens. Larry Krasner of Philadelphia is just one example of a shit-bag that should never have held the position he has along with a lot of Judges throughout the country who never have to live with the consequences of their horrible decisions.
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THIS is pure GOLD, even better than Clay Travis $10M bet.
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at August 07, 2026 04:45 PM (7kJyR)
THE MORNING RANT: PepsiCo (Frito Lay) Snack Sales Decline as SNAP Restrictions Kick In
such that the benefits cannot be used to purchase junk food and sodas. As SNAP restrictions have rolled out, it has been a sucker-punch to the manufacturers of low-nutrition products.
PepsiCo has been hit especially hard, as its revenue is more reliant on snack products than is the case with Coca-Cola, which is weighted more toward beverage sales.
“PepsiCo’s Turnaround Stutters as Americans Rethink Snacking” [Reuters – 7/14/2026]
Sales in the Frito-Lay and Pepsi soda maker's North American food business slipped 2%, while volume was flat in the second quarter ended June 13, even after earlier price cuts of up to 15% on some of its biggest products including Lay's, Doritos, Cheetos and Tostitos. For PepsiCo, whose food brands including Ruffles and PopCorners generate about 58% of its annual revenue, the shift threatens one of the key engines that has driven growth for decades.Articles such as this Reuters piece linked above talk about diet drugs and shifts in consumer food choices as being primary reasons for the decline in snack food sales, but it doesn’t mention that the goal of making SNAP benefits be spent on healthier food is having an impact. Successfully weaning welfare recipients off of taxpayer-subsidized junk food is not a success story to Reuters and the left. But that is what’s happening. “SNAP restrictions could change what shoppers buy — and food giants are watching” [CNBC – 6/20/2026]
SNAP purchase restrictions are now approved in 23 states, affecting about one-third of recipients and potentially reducing food and beverage sales by up to $830 million this year.That misleading statement from CNBC makes it sound like SNAP spending is being reduced by $830 million. That is not the case. There is a potential $830 million that won’t be flowing to PepsiCo and Coca Cola.
Companies including Hershey, PepsiCo, Coca-Cola and Kraft Heinz are closely monitoring shopper behavior as limits on soda and candy purchases expand.PepsiCo has already had to respond once to the SNAP changes by cutting prices. When low-income consumers were forced to start using their own money to buy potato chips, rather than taxpayer money, many stopped buying premium-priced Frito-Lay products. I’ll take this opportunity to restate what I previously wrote about the market distortion of taxpayer-subsidized junk food, from a piece from last February titled, “Following SNAP Restrictions on Junk Food, Pepsico Cuts Prices Due to Softening Consumer Demand.”
Some basic economic truths are playing out in the junk food market – the market where Pepsico engages in commerce. Much of its revenue has been in the form of redistributed taxpayer money, which passes through government to the recipients of what was once called “food stamps.” The recipients of SNAP benefits (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program) have historically spent considerable amounts of their federal food assistance on Doritos, Mountain Dew, and other low-nutrition foods sold by Pepsico. It didn’t take long for Pepsico to feel the pinch. By early February, the company was finding itself needing to cut prices in response to slowing sales. But a few months earlier when SNAP recipients were still spending government money, Pepsico was able to steadily increase prices. Now that those same consumers are forced to buy Fritos and Cheetos using their own money, they have suddenly become price conscious.-------------------------------------- When corporations and their executives made a hard-left political turn in the early 21st century it puzzled me, because the Democrats they allied with were not the party of free enterprise. But I’ve since come to realize that much of corporate America now rejects free enterprise too, and instead wants government to act on its behalf in redistributing money from taxpayers to corporations. Be it SNAP benefits for junk food or EV credits for auto manufacturers, the Trump administration is putting an end to the corporatist business model and its parasitic attachment to taxpayer wallets. With “affordability” such a visible political issue, and with the Pepsico case-study showing how consumer prices can be reduced, Republicans need to aggressively focus on cutting the government subsidies that result in higher consumer prices.
A subject I feel is important to keep covering, despite the puzzling disinterest of the political and media class, is the extraordinary industrial growth that is occurring in the United States. There is effectively a massive “stimulus package” of spending going on, and best of all, it is being privately funded. For once, taxpayers are benefiting from this vast “shovel-ready” stimulus, unlike recent government stimulus spending endeavors, in which money was simply redistributed from taxpayers to favored recipients.This piece is not behind a paywall. I’d be honored if you’d give it a read.
My latest piece at The American Spectator: "Natural Gas, AI, and the Industrial Boom Nobody Wants to Talk About"https://t.co/MXhPcQLKrz
— Buck Throckmorton (@BuckThrockmort) August 7, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 11:01 AM (sTU8y)
Otherwise people are starving and dying.
You don't want people to starve and die, do you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 11:01 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 11:02 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 11:03 AM (sTU8y)
Otherwise people are starving and dying.
You don't want people to starve and die, do you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
You want an honest answer?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 11:04 AM (sTU8y)
I can't see that being hard and it would save taxpayers some money.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 11:04 AM (88C+u)
You want an honest answer?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 11:04 AM (sTU8y)
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No.
I want you to kneel and submit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 11:05 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 11:01 AM (bvy21)
Depends on the people
Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 07, 2026 11:05 AM (P4Pk9)
I want you to kneel and submit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I thought it was "like and subscribe."
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:06 AM (77rzZ)
I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific.
(Yeah, I'm in one of "those" moods today.)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2026 11:06 AM (vTZFs)
9 No.
I want you to kneel and submit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I thought it was "like and subscribe."
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:06 AM (77rzZ)
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What's the difference?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 11:06 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 11:07 AM (n9eFH)
New Hotness: Do it for the clicks!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 11:07 AM (n9eFH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 11:05 AM (bvy21)
Come over here and say that.
Posted by: Graham Platner, Jarl of the Maine fjords at August 07, 2026 11:07 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2026 11:07 AM (NnhvP)
I want you to kneel and submit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I thought it was "like and subscribe."
Posted by: Bulg
Already have. He cleans up pretty good.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 11:08 AM (sTU8y)
Make a case for taxpayer-funded junk food. Go ahead. I'm waiting.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)
Dude is BASED AF, which is what got me to vote for him. Hopefully these Republican queens take notice.
LOL, I keed, I keed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 11:08 AM (BI5O2)
I still think the gov't should go with some kind of nutrient loaf or snacker that contains all the necessary vitamins, protein and fiber people need to live instead of SNAP or food stamp or whatever.
Cheaper and if people want better chow they'd go to work.
Buuuuut, that'll never happen, so restrict what can be bought, make sure grifters can't get cards and make them non-sellable. Maybe by using a bar code which can't work unless the proper ID or fingerprint reader gives the okay.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 11:08 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 11:08 AM (aJQbY)
No question corn chips, cookies, potato chips, pricessed frozen snack food meals and the rest of it are marked up very high. A large bag of Doritos is $6 to $8 bucks, and not all that large any longer. I bet there’s probably forty cents worth of product in a ten cent bag, maybe a dollar in transport and handling?
You’ll hear experts decry the rise in metabolic syndrome, obesity, and type II diabetes and blame it on “cheap carbs” and junk foods. This is a bit of a myth, the carbohydrate laden snack foods are the most expensive stuff you can buy.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 11:09 AM (dE511)
Here in NY our brilliant governor Hochul has put a moratorium on data centers. That's while the government is funding solar arrays in upstate lands and trying to put battery power storage facilities everywhere.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 11:10 AM (KY+FT)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
I think they should be allowed to have all the junk food they can buy with their own money.
But if they can afford junk food, they don't need SNAP or WIC.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 11:10 AM (sTU8y)
People Are Being Driven Away From Food Stamps — By “Paperwork”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 11:11 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 11:11 AM (aJQbY)
- Shit Samuel Johnson Said, vol. III
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 11:11 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:11 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 11:11 AM (lXoJ5)
While analyzing the stock market is not something I would attempt to do, it is setting new records, and it bemuses me that the coverage of the current bull market seems to completely ignore the impact of the massive industrial buildout that is underway in this country.
We are experiencing what will likely be looked back on as the greatest industrial expansion since World War II. It far exceeds what any government-funded stimulus package could do. Prosperous economic times lie ahead with the USA becoming an industrial powerhouse again.
I have a lot of problems with Peter Zeihan's predictions, many of which have turned out to be completely wrong, but on this one he's been ahead of the curve. He predicted a huge rebirth of American manufacturing years ago.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: paulnjax at August 07, 2026 11:11 AM (PPnyU)
Cheaper and if people want better chow they'd go to work.
Buuuuut, that'll never happen, so restrict what can be bought, make sure grifters can't get cards and make them non-sellable. Maybe by using a bar code which can't work unless the proper ID or fingerprint reader gives the okay.
Posted by: naturalfake
Should go back to the way it was. You went and picked up the government food.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 11:12 AM (sTU8y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
We are all dying but some of us are dying faster--too much food of the wrong kind or the lack thereof can speed that process.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 11:12 AM (g8Ew8)
Arizona, New Mex, parts of Colorado, I get it. Maybe east Oregon. But it gets cloudy and cold NE.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2026 11:12 AM (88C+u)
Cheaper and if people want better chow they'd go to work.
Buuuuut, that'll never happen, so restrict what can be bought, make sure grifters can't get cards and make them non-sellable. Maybe by using a bar code which can't work unless the proper ID or fingerprint reader gives the okay.
Posted by: naturalfake
Should go back to the way it was. You went and picked up the government food.
Posted by: rickb223
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Purina Human Chow. Comes in 50 lb sacks.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)
Come over here and say that.
Posted by: Graham Platner, Jarl of the Maine fjords
You really, REALLY don't want to be on the ground around that guy. He has...ideas.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
I can't see that being hard and it would save taxpayers some money.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 11:04 AM (88C+u)
Naw, you can buy the store brand at Wally World.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:13 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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With tariffs and a GOP president following Trumpism, yes. Same with restoring the border and kicking out illegals improving society.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:13 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: naturalfake
It can be done, but the will is not there.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)
However, I'll order a Dr. Pepper just for spite.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 11:15 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: naturalfake
It can be done, but the will is not there.
Posted by: Archimedes
This.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 11:15 AM (sTU8y)
Arizona, New Mex, parts of Colorado, I get it. Maybe east Oregon. But it gets cloudy and cold NE.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Subsidies means doing shit is that is stupid economically. Like federal and states subsidizing fake majors in college with cheap loans and grants.
The administrators end up the ones that benefit as even the faculty teaching the crap can be hired on the cheap as adjuncts.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:15 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: La'Shondra at August 07, 2026 11:16 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 11:16 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 11:16 AM (2YhKe)
Arizona, New Mex, parts of Colorado, I get it. Maybe east Oregon. But it gets cloudy and cold NE.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Subsidies means doing shit is that is stupid economically. Like federal and states subsidizing fake majors in college with cheap loans and grants.
The administrators end up the ones that benefit as even the faculty teaching the crap can be hired on the cheap as adjuncts.
Posted by: whig
It's never about what's being subsidized. It's always about WHO is being subsidized.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 07, 2026 11:16 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 11:16 AM (iySPJ)
Which is as it should be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 11:17 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 11:17 AM (J4Dwc)
He's stopping the governmental money laundering......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 11:17 AM (2YhKe)
Here in NY our brilliant governor Hochul has put a moratorium on data centers. That's while the government is funding solar arrays in upstate lands and trying to put battery power storage facilities everywhere.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Holchul is playing footsie with the Chicoms is why. And the fake left is Chinese subsidized to want what the Chicoms want.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:17 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Alcoholic Beverage Purveyors of America at August 07, 2026 11:17 AM (OUMaO)
USDA “food stamps” were rife with fraud. Get maybe 20 cents cash or whatever to the dollar. Everyone had all the rice and beans and peanut butter they needed. Need money for beer and ciggies and the rest of it.
And everyone was admonished that it was “unfair” to have the poor folk singled out like that. Just give them a card loaded with credits.
I watched someone roll up in one of those humongous shopping carts FULL of meat, beef, steaks, chops, chicken, everything. Looked like more animal protein than I’d bought in the last ten years. Must have cost a fortune. Not for her.
“Would you like some help getting that out to your car?” the checker helpfully inquired. I think the cow declined, because her Escalade was parked right at the door, in the Handicapped spot, you see.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 11:17 AM (dE511)
Megacorps with massive production facilities killed off all the local potato chip shops that used to be a neighborhood feature. I think we had three just on our side of the river, until the late 60's. They were loveable but low-margin. If Pepsi et al cut back, there may be an opening for small 'gourmet' snack foods again.
We get pretty haughty around here defining what "junk food" is for others. Obviously, if somebody we don't approve of is eating it, it's poison. Remember that when you are in the cross hairs next time, and I do mean bacon.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 07, 2026 11:18 AM (zdLoL)
But they NEED that Office of Diversity Enforcement in Offices of Diversity Enforcement. Otherwise, who will watch the watchers?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: one hour sober
Wow, I gotta get me some of those.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Brother Tim
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Depends on whether the argument is political or economic.
There are always political cases to be made for various subsidies. Not so using economics despite a lot of cheap date economists shills for specific interests.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:19 AM (E4rtv)
Sadly the hash is still uncool. ("Yyrog" is kinda cool but I have to pick that up at the coffee hovel.)
Posted by: 88C+u / gKWVE at August 07, 2026 11:19 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t)
Tanned, rested, and ready!
Posted by: Jason Arday, PhD at August 07, 2026 11:20 AM (n9eFH)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 07, 2026 11:20 AM (OlzlW)
Yeah, well, when I'm paying for it, I get to be haughty.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)
Buuuuut, that'll never happen, so restrict what can be bought, make sure grifters can't get cards and make them non-sellable. Maybe by using a bar code which can't work unless the proper ID or fingerprint reader gives the okay.
Posted by: naturalfake
A mark on the hand or forehead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 11:20 AM (Cqx++)
I like that. I'd like that to be the editorial standard: For PepsiCo, whose junk food brands including Ruffles and PopCorners generate about 58% of its annual revenue...
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 11:21 AM (rxwdW)
Posted by: Eromero
You crazy? Look at what fish do in water...
Posted by: Alcoholic Beverage Purveyors of America at August 07, 2026 11:17 AM (OUMaO)
No fish in my well.
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 11:21 AM (LHPAg)
No question corn chips, cookies, potato chips, pricessed frozen snack food meals and the rest of it are marked up very high. A large bag of Doritos is $6 to $8 bucks, and not all that large any longer. I bet there’s probably forty cents worth of product in a ten cent bag, maybe a dollar in transport and handling?
You’ll hear experts decry the rise in metabolic syndrome, obesity, and type II diabetes and blame it on “cheap carbs” and junk foods. This is a bit of a myth, the carbohydrate laden snack foods are the most expensive stuff you can buy.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 11:09 AM
I don't know about that but I watched a woman checking out at walmart using her snap benefits the other day. She had a cart full of pretty much nothing but carbs. Her two kids were extremely fat. The younger one was about 11-12 and he looked like he weighed over 200 pounds.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2026 11:21 AM (cpFbA)
Posted by: MsT at August 07, 2026 11:22 AM (mtNmY)
Bring back shame. When I was a child, people were ashamed to have others see that they were on food stamps.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 11:22 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 11:22 AM (sGgMH)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 11:22 AM (6UXQp)
Posted by: La'Shondra at August 07, 2026 11:16 AM (2Ez/1)
Annnnd, my standard reply, as usual, is, "If it was up your ass you'd know".
Posted by: Wise Ass at August 07, 2026 11:22 AM (hmYU4)
Posted by: whig
The moment government starts slinging money around, it's political by definition.
While I get and appreciate the economic arguments, "homo economicus" is a fable. If the lens of human nature isn't in play you'll never understand the results.
Posted by: Alcoholic Beverage Purveyors of America at August 07, 2026 11:23 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:23 AM (iFTx/)
As I said earlier, this isn't an impossible problem to solve. The people running the scams are not galactic brains - they're largely morons. The problem is a government that doesn't WANT to stop it.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)
It’s one reason paying people not to work and fattening them up on corn is awfully silly. Because they need all sorts of “health care” soon enough.
Weigh-ins and morning PT for the fatties is probably asking a bit much. Worked for the Army, though.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 11:24 AM (dE511)
Article over brouhaha over it:
https://tinyurl.com/mu49ahdy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 11:24 AM (vxQju)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2026 11:21 AM (cpFbA)
Being fat and bloated is the mark of a successful tick.
Parasites.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:26 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Archimedes
Roughly about 2008-9, a majority of college salary expenditures went to staff rather than teaching faculty and since then, it has widened. Basically the coolie adjunct labor force of PhDs teaching for cheap means shrinkage in the number of tenured faculty and those expensive faculty are increasingly not teaching but rather trying to get research grants so admin can get its fat rakeoff.
And the students get the shaft at many colleges because of that but willingly accept that as they only want a credential in many cases.
Administrators pretend education is going on, professors including adjuncts pretend they are teaching, and students in turn pretend to learn and use AI/cut and paste, and other means to dispose of assignments quickly so socializing can be done.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:26 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 11:26 AM (bX16E)
Posted by: one hour sober
Wow, I gotta get me some of those.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)
They also make a mac and cheese flavor that is nowhere near as good as it sounds. Disappointing even.
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 07, 2026 11:26 AM (CTEU+)
It's expensive, it's unhealthy, and it's creating entire generations of overweight kids that grow into layabout obese farm animals.
I'm not sure when it started. When I was a kid -- not that long ago, I'm Gen X -- there was no such thing as "snacking." We had breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That was it. There wasn't those meals plus three bags of doritos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:27 AM (iFTx/)
++++
I recall one of the DC snipers complaining about prison food that was a food loaf:
"Sniper suspect and vegetarian John Lee Malvo says he is getting sick from eating the jail's meatless loaf, which is usually served to inmates for disciplinary reasons.
For the past two weeks, the Fairfax County jail has been serving the 17-year-old Malvo 'the loaf,' a hodgepodge of flour, raisins, carrots, potatoes and other ingredients baked into brown cakes.
Loaves have become an increasingly popular form of discipline in jails and prisons across the country, and have prompted some lawsuits. In Pennsylvania prisons, a breakfast loaf contains prunes, eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon and orange juice. Texas calls its version food loaf, a breadlike substance made up of the previous day's leftovers."
https://tinyurl.com/3bhutukj
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 11:28 AM (2Ez/1)
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And the “experts” admonished everyone how wrong that was. They had to take shame out of the equation, and turn it into a violent entitlement mentality.
“They just need room to destroy” is the result. See how that works?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 11:28 AM (dE511)
I can't see that being hard and it would save taxpayers some money.
Here's the problem with that- I can find potatoes, tallow, and salt. Where am I, as a mere consumer, going to find the Natural Beef Flavor, Hydrolyzed Wheat, Hydrolyzed Milk, Citric Acid, Dimethylpolysiloxane, Dextrose, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, and "TBHQ" (?!) I need to make a proper McDonald's french fry?
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 11:28 AM (rxwdW)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
When she was working in public accounting, my wife had to do an audit at the National Potato-Chip and Snakc-Food Association. She said there were packages of junk food lying around everywhere, free for the taking.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:29 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Just for the record at August 07, 2026 11:29 AM (2Ez/1)
Debbie Dingell has the best Hasan [Piker] take to date: I don’t get it. I don’t agree with him. I’m not defending what he’s said. But he’s popular, especially with young people, and he’s hot. So it is what it is. C’est la vie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)
Now, the produce at the farmers market is nearly double the price compared to the grocery store. I wonder, could this be due to the fact that SNAP benefits are DOUBLED at the farmers market?
I appreciate the intention behind incentivizing the purchase of fresh produce with SNAP, but the real-world result is prices raised for everyone except SNAP users.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 07, 2026 11:30 AM (OlzlW)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 11:30 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 11:30 AM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Alcoholic Beverage Purveyors of America
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Economics realized that by the sixties with behavioral sciences being imported into the field. And the old rational man thesis of classic economics has been overstated to the point of being a strawman. It is simply some subsidies can be helpful instead of harmful because ceteras paribus never is reality.
That is the point that classic libertarianism fails to understand. Not all tariffs are bad, not all subsidies are bad per se, it depends on how they are used.
An economist would simply recognize these are all incentives and some work better than others at specific successful policy outcomes.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)
The typical summer junk food fare they'd be eating all day long is now priced to sell as there's less of it flying off the shelves. Same for soft drinks.
Not a lot less money, but a little bit. And stuff's lingering on the shelves longer too. I see a lot more yellow tags (which means it a reduced price and very near or at it's "sell by" date.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 11:30 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2026 11:31 AM (diia5)
Posted by: Flint, MI at August 07, 2026 11:31 AM (rxwdW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2026 11:31 AM (diia5)
Beethoven's Farth Symphony.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 11:32 AM (2YhKe)
If you go back to pictures from the 80s there are occasional fat people but no fat kids. Why? Less exercise and more shitty carb laden food now.
We had shitty carb laden food in the 80s of course but for various cultural reasons people bought less of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 11:33 AM (sKqQm)
If overnight, everybody started eating sensibly, cut out the shit in their life, it would probably be an extinction level event for many corporations and fast food chains.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 11:33 AM (dE511)
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Subsidizing people's groceries, housing, and utility bills is bad business. All three commodities are frequently replenished; you don't have the unpredictable spikes you do with demand for medical care and l/t care and you do not have the sort of information deficits you do with regard to pondering medical care or educational choices. All three are also in their consumption sensitive to considerations of amenity. In regard to groceries in particular, the ratio of grocery expenditures to personal income has declined from 16% in 1965 to 7.4% today while mean body mass index continues to climb. Concern about malnutrition was retro in 1965 and an indicator of the degree to which LBJ was influenced by the conditions prevailing when he was a New Deal official. It is bizarre in our own time, when, with very few exceptions, people suffering from malnutrition are vagrants and drug addicts.
Posted by: Art Deco at August 07, 2026 11:33 AM (pawNB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 11:33 AM (zG53D)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2026 11:31 AM (diia5)
You got it!
https://youtu.be/0vXtywOlayc
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 11:34 AM (n9eFH)
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 07, 2026 11:34 AM (SExz7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 11:33 AM (zG53D)
F*ck that. He should just finish it. It's a privately funded project.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 11:34 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 11:17 AM (J4Dwc)
They should start making chips that taste like saltine crackers and government cheese.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 11:34 AM (g8Ew8)
At some point all of the other benefits SNAP enables needs to be evaluated.
For example, SNAP recipients are given free scooter rental in major cities, as well as reduced entry to institutions such as museums and botanic gardens.
It's become an all-purpose ID for getting all kinds of other free or greatly reduced cost stuff. This is how you get two Americas, one paying full price, the other getting a completely different fare/cost structure via a SNAP card.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 11:34 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 11:35 AM (3ZNGI)
I saw a congress critter asking some federal bureaucrat if Pepsi was nutritious and she kept deflecting arguing that she while she was a trained and experienced expert on nutrition she would need to read an analyze the ingredients before answering the question
But remember...trust the experts.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)
And by the looks of things I'm not the only one. I've noticed many other items people have stopped buying. People are trying to stick to their grocery budgets.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2026 11:35 AM (fV9m3)
Posted by: whig
Oh, I get all that. It's a tool in the toolbox, used sparingly can yield helpful results. But it has to be watched and limited.
Posted by: Alcoholic Beverage Purveyors of America at August 07, 2026 11:36 AM (OUMaO)
I have to say as a taxpayer I get pissed off when I have to pay to go to a state park or a state/federal museum.
What the hell are my taxes paying for exactly?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)
Now, the produce at the farmers market is nearly double the price compared to the grocery store. I wonder, could this be due to the fact that SNAP benefits are DOUBLED at the farmers market?
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"Farmer's Market"
More and more it's someone who's been to the produce wholesaler and bought a bunch of stuff to resell (at a profit) which implies a higher price than normal. Claiming it's all from "their farm" or it's "organic."
Some don't even remove the wholesaler's stickers they put on certain produce. And you can see the crates or boxes laying around with the store's logo on them.
We've called out a couple people who do this at the local "farmer's market" and they inevitably leave.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (2Cry5)
Debbie Dingell has the best Hasan [Piker] take to date: I don’t get it. I don’t agree with him. I’m not defending what he’s said. But he’s popular, especially with young people, and he’s hot. So it is what it is. C’est la vie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)
___________
Dingell is a miserable old crone who married a rich, politically powerful guy old enough to be her father. It was clearly a transactional marriage. By her standards, the hobo drunk stumbling around Detroit is "hot."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)
What the hell are my taxes paying for exactly?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)
Cocaine and blowjobs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (2YhKe)
doubtless the reason california has decided to ban "sell by" dates.
Posted by: anachronda at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (QfB85)
For the past two weeks, the Fairfax County jail has been serving the 17-year-old Malvo 'the loaf,' a hodgepodge of flour, raisins, carrots, potatoes and other ingredients baked into brown cakes.
Malvo was the DC sniper's accomplice. Note that the article is from 2002. I guess we should check in on him and see if he's dead from "the loaf" yet. If not, his ration needs to be doubled. Or halved. One of those.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Posted by: Gimme Gimme Gimme at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (45BvE)
Gosh, that Commie Islamist who thinks I should die in a fire for being an infidel sure is hot! So, he's all good with me!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (X8xt3)
That explains Sen Coke Bear and former VP Kamala but what about the rest of it?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 11:38 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
Didn't he get scragged?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:39 AM (1z8ji)
It's also lunchtime and I have the rest of the day off, so Gimlet's it is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 11:39 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: bearski at August 07, 2026 11:39 AM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 11:33 AM (zG53D)
F*ck that. He should just finish it. It's a privately funded project.
I say just leave it as a construction site. Then, when people demand to know why the WH looks like crap, just say "talk to the Dems".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)
Gosh, that Commie Islamist who thinks I should die in a fire for being an infidel sure is hot! So, he's all good with me!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (X8xt3)
They glorified the Boston Marathon bomber.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 11:40 AM (2YhKe)
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As for housing, the thing to do is scour the regulator codes for measures which unduly inhibit the production of housing types best suited for the impecunious - emergency shelters, flop houses, SRO hotels, halfway houses, group homes, boarding houses, and apartments with shared kitchens and / or shared baths. You need the stock of available housing to have more bite sized portions. Also, you might remove low priority items in building codes &c in regard to residences in the most impecunious areas of town. Also, tax preferences in poor areas of town would be desirable, with some census block groups facing a 0% rate on assessed valuation and others a rate one half the standard rate. If you lower the tax burden in poor neighborhoods, you reduce incentives to abandon property. Another thing you can do is allow all landlords plenary discretion over to whom they rent and provide for rapid execution of eviction orders.
Posted by: Art Deco at August 07, 2026 11:40 AM (pawNB)
First he demanded vegetarian meals.
Virginia responded by serving him the veggie loaf - hey, it's what *he* wanted. Then he complained.
IIRC, Malvo has been playing the reformed kid who just needs another chance, and was getting interviewed by sympathetic Lefty reporters.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 11:40 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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And they will end up losing at Scotus because one of Robert's favorite moves is that the appellant lacks standing. And in this case, he would be correct. This is essentially a taxpayer lawsuitm which is barred by Frothingham v. Mellon (1923). They cannot show direct economic or Bill of Rights violations but rather only esthetics.
Congress has grounds to bar it and sue if the President does not comply but they have not done so. Individuals don't. See Lujan v. Defenders of Wildlife (1992) as individuals cannot show concrete, particularized, and imminent individual injury from the President renovating the White House. Disagreement about esthetics doesn't meet that high standard for standing.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:40 AM (E4rtv)
Now, the produce at the farmers market is nearly double the price compared to the grocery store. I wonder, could this be due to the fact that SNAP benefits are DOUBLED at the farmers market?
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I think most iof these "farmers markets" are scams. It's just the same food bought from major wholesalers as every other grocer has. It's a marketing scam to charge higher prices for the same shit.
Ditto the "organic" scam.
Now, there are some markets where they do sell truly farm-fresh products. But those are the exception rather than the rule.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:40 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: The Ballots at August 07, 2026 11:41 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
Didn't he get scragged?
You're thinking of John Allen Muhammad, who got the needle in 2009.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:41 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 11:41 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)
A member of the Dingell family has held that House seat since 1933.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 11:42 AM (n9eFH)
Posted by: one hour sober
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Sour cream and onion was the pinnacle, and shall never be surpassed.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2026 11:42 AM (XvL8K)
Fruits and vegetables. Meat, poultry, and fish. Dairy products. Breads and cereals. Seeds and plants to grow food.
Note: Benefits cannot be used for alcohol, tobacco, hot prepared foods, or non-food items like pet food or household supplies.
Yeah, there's a lot of fraud, too, but the Food and Nutrition Administration encourages reporting. Some group always finds a way around specific rules.
Locally, there are some non-profit businesses that have set up exchanges of hot foods for those purchased by SNAP recipients and, reportedly, requiring heating or cooking.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 11:42 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 07, 2026 11:43 AM (kfDTc)
Posted by: Sponge
Don't forget "Luigi, the Musical."
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: The Ballots at August 07, 2026 11:41 AM (LOZbR
Sounds like you need it to be wiped.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 07, 2026 11:44 AM (OlzlW)
Sen. Mitch McConnell discharged from rehab center following hospitalization in mid-June
The Republican senator said he would continue to work from home and didn’t provide a timeline for his Senate return.
https://tinyurl.com/3bk788tn
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Urbanized areas are ripe for this kind of manipulation because the truth is that a lot of the best varieties for flavor don't transport well.
And consumers rarely have the ability to tell when generic mega farm produce is substituted for the good stuff from an actual family truck farm, orchard, or even livestock farm. Same as wine.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:44 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:41 AM (Riz8t)
Should have been a double execution. So Malvo was a juvenile? Tough shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:44 AM (1z8ji)
Small turbines that spin the windmill and produce excess power are the way to go.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 11:45 AM (E/qck)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 11:45 AM (KY+FT)
Here in NY our brilliant governor Hochul has put a moratorium on data centers. That's while the government is funding solar arrays in upstate lands and trying to put battery power storage facilities everywhere.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Holchul is playing footsie with the Chicoms is why. And the fake left is Chinese subsidized to want what the Chicoms want.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:17 AM (E4rtv)
Data centers are quickly becoming a NIMBY 80-20 issue...they got rich and took a lot of benefits without taking on any of the infrastructure costs...and are now getting called on it...
We have to be careful on it...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2026 11:45 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 11:45 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)
A member of the Dingell family has held that House seat since 1933.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
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Dingleberries > the Dingell family
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:46 AM (E4rtv)
Concur. I don't want to support this insect for the rest of his life, and you know there will eventually be some lefty judge who lets him out.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)
But he was portrayed in the media as a somewhat sympathetic "serial killer" and not a gay Muslim terrorist. Shocker, I know.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:46 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Wikipedia at August 07, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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More evidence the judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. This is a problem.
Rather than litigate this, which is what they'll do, the administration should string up those two on the White House grounds, near the site where the ballroom's being built.
At put a webcam on them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 11:46 AM (2Cry5)
Sen. Mitch McConnell discharged from rehab center following hospitalization in mid-June
The Republican senator said he would continue to work from home and didn’t provide a timeline for his Senate return.
https://tinyurl.com/3bk788tn
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)
Still just statements...this one timed 1 day before he'd have to be replaced to have an election?
Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2026 11:47 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: It's me donna
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More bullshit but in this case, I think Scotus will quash the injunction pretty quick due to misapplication of standing by the lower courts.
Dred Justice Roberts has a tic about standing.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 11:39 AM (XV/Pl)
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Might I suggest waiting on a comfy chair instead?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 11:47 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 11:16 AM (LHPAg)
Don't sock Piper.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 11:47 AM (ExV1e)
We have to be careful on it...
We do, but the "water use" thing is BS. Look at the numbers for water consumption by DCs vs lawn care, or especially for agriculture. It's orders of magnitude higher. We have to eat, but DCs aren't going to make the difference.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Wikipedia at August 07, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Would have been much cheaper to give him multiple death sentences.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:49 AM (1z8ji)
At put a webcam on them.
I'll bet Ace knows where we can find some crows to scavenge the carcasses
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Wikipedia at August 07, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Would have been much cheaper to give him multiple death sentences.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:49 AM (1z8ji)
Like he gave his victims
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 11:49 AM (FtULh)
>>Might I suggest waiting on a comfy chair instead?
I'm in my office/den sitting in my comfy reading chair, kicking back and goofing off.
So, comfy chair check.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 11:50 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Art Deco at August 07, 2026 11:40 AM (pawNB)
As a former proud Slum Lord, I always provided the bare minimum for my shithole rentals to the savages who occupied them. Most were used to living behind bars so they didn't deserve any better and would just destroy anything nice so nice they didn't get. Like that scene in Coming To America.
"We seek meager accommodations"
Posted by: Retired Slum Lord at August 07, 2026 11:50 AM (45BvE)
We have to be careful on it...
We do, but the "water use" thing is BS. Look at the numbers for water consumption by DCs vs lawn care, or especially for agriculture. It's orders of magnitude higher. We have to eat, but DCs aren't going to make the difference.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)
I personally think the “uproar” over data centers is like the manufactured uproar over the Epstein files. I don’t know anyone that’s exercised about data centers
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 11:50 AM (qpCPq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 11:51 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Nova Local
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That was supposedly August 3rd. If McConnell is announced dead, then my guess is Ky governor Beshear will appoint a Dem regardless of the state law leaving the seat empty until a new Congress in Jan 2027.
That would leave the US Senate itself trying to determine whether to seat him (constitutionally they get the last say regardless of KY courts, etc.).
My guess is McConnell is a human vegetable and been sent home to die via hospice but other than a small group of insiders--who actually knows the Weekend at Mitch's narrative.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:52 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)
The real big issue with data centers is this: what is their intended use? If it is to advance the surveillance State, then no way. And I would include AI in that rejection.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:52 AM (1z8ji)
We have to be careful on it...
We do, but the "water use" thing is BS. Look at the numbers for water consumption by DCs vs lawn care, or especially for agriculture. It's orders of magnitude higher. We have to eat, but DCs aren't going to make the difference.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)
Water is the distraction - energy is the huge problem...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2026 11:52 AM (tOcjL)
Dred Justice Roberts has a tic about standing.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)
You think so ? I don't know how to read SCOTUS anymore
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 11:53 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: Ranch Doritos at August 07, 2026 11:53 AM (2Ez/1)
I can't see that being hard and it would save taxpayers some money.
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So I 'm not on snap or anything but, bought a fry cutter. You put a medium sized peeled potato in, push the lever down and it squeezes out french fries. They get a bit of oil and into the air fryer. Viola - fresh fries by the time the grill is finished with the meat.
No need to buy frozen french fries and bake em.
Posted by: home economics is not taught and it should be at August 07, 2026 11:53 AM (anL5R)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:54 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ranch Doritos at August 07, 2026 11:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Free range Doritos are leaner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:54 AM (1z8ji)
On the day SNAP/EBT benefits are credited, some buy large quantities of pop/soda, 30–40 cases at stores that accept EBT.
The cases are then resold, at a huge discount. This converts the non-cash benefits into usable cash for cigs, booze, weed and meth.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2026 11:56 AM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 11:56 AM (KY+FT)
At put a webcam on them.
I'll bet Ace knows where we can find some crows to scavenge the carcasses
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
To hell with crows. I want to watch the flys and maggots do their magic.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 11:56 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yep, this too.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)
The judges that do these things obviously know all this...they do what they do for political reasons and not because they are ignorant of standing or the imminent squashing their ruling is about to receive.
What they unwittily do however is provide the proof to Congress that it has to dissolve the DC district court. Its pretty obvious at this point that it will always be a political institution and not a judicial one.
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 11:57 AM (j10i6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 11:57 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 11:57 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:27 AM (iFTx/)
What about second breakfast?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 11:57 AM (sGgMH)
https://tinyurl.com/2xn6hnmu
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Urbanized areas are ripe for this kind of manipulation because the truth is that a lot of the best varieties for flavor don't transport well.
And consumers rarely have the ability to tell when generic mega farm produce is substituted for the good stuff from an actual family truck farm, orchard, or even livestock farm. Same as wine.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:44 AM (E4rtv)
Yeah, I don't do farmer's markets anymore. I'm priced out b/c I don't have SNAP to cover the cost, nor do I have the ability to just buy 1-2 of items with the kids here. I'm a 40-60lb/week of produce buyer...and I might be underselling that number, so farmer's market prices would bankrupt me faster than high end beef right now...
I used to shop them 10-15 years ago before the SNAP change...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2026 11:58 AM (tOcjL)
Cassidy is a yes.
My gut is that Collins was allowed to vote no to help her in the election in Maine once they knew they had the votes.
Murkowski is just an asshole and always has been.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 11:57 AM (XV/Pl)
TDS
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: It's me donna
Yes, the administration has been very successful to the point that lawfare leftist judges and the vile ngos financing the lawfare are complaining about Scotus setting aside lower court injunctions and prohibitions not based on law. So called shadow docket. Basically Scotus in many cases is simply setting aside the temporary injunctions and requiring district courts to go through the lengthy and time consuming litigation with a track record and both sides represented in a trial. And like in this case, it is readily apparent that the district court is ignoring Scotus rulings on standing and applying a group of litigants complaining about a) the destruction of the historical East Wing (that is now moot as it is gone), and b) we don't like the design and an advisory group says that OrangeMan Bad's ballroom is an atrocity. But, in standing, individuals and even groups have to show direct injury themselves and aesthetics is not one that the courts recognize.
Standing bars taxpayers from filing lawsuits about everything under the sun that they don't like about government operations as sore losers.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)
Behind the church sits a parking lot and shelving where boxes of fruits and vegetables are routinely stacked, available for the taking in the urban area.
I've driven by a few times this week and boxes of oranges, cabbages, celery remain on the shelves in the intense heat. This is nothing new or extraordinary.
They'll be there until they're removed from rotting, and then replaced with the next new boxes of fresh fruits and vegetables.
The swarms at the food pantries go for proteins, milk and bread, rice, stuffing mixes, baby food, diapers. (Some will be exchanged or sold on black markets.)
Narcan (Naloxone) nasal spray; tampons and sanitary pads; Fentanyl and xylazine test strips; COVID-19, flu, RSV, and STI test kits, and condoms and first aid kits are available for free through the county's automated Test & Go kiosks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (NFX2v)
Almost every "celebrity" promoted wine is like this. Same as most "celebrity" booze of any kind. They just buy the shit wholesale, slap a label on it, and smile for the cameras holding a bottle.
There are entire industries out there who's sole business model is fooling (mostly affluent) buyers into thinking they're getting something that they're not.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
To hell with crows. I want to watch the flys and maggots do their magic.
Embrace the healing power of "and".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ranch Doritos
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Those are good, but in terms of eating way more of the deluxe bag than intended, I'd go with:
1. Lays sour cream and onion chips
2. Cheetos
3. Fritos
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (XvL8K)
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Petabytes of surveillance data needs somewhere to sit so it can be leveraged. Multiple copies. Of course it's one reason datacenters are "hot."
And the water usage depends on whether it's a closed or open system. Bigger issue is the electrical grid. Does it need upgrading? By how much? Who's paying for all that?
And, in a couple years, it'll be obsolete. What then?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 12:00 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2026 12:00 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 12:00 PM (U/Byj)
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I predicted this as the exact next line from the media and "establishment" after the fake shock "these people are extreme". Boy do these psy ops move fucking fast.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:00 PM (6UXQp)
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Come see me.
Posted by: Costco at August 07, 2026 12:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Boswell
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Democrats won't and the GOP refuses to end the filibuster to fix the federal district. So we are stuck.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell, warming up for his daily Crossfit session at August 07, 2026 12:01 PM (XE5AP)
Dred Justice Roberts has a tic about standing.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)
You think so ? I don't know how to read SCOTUS anymore
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 11:53 AM (FtULh)
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Reading Whig's analysis up thread makes me feel pretty good about the case, but I'm with Donna. Who can tell when Roberts will decide he and Barrett should cave on something...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 12:01 PM (YJPnY)
You want anything else? Pay for it yourselves fucking leeches.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 07, 2026 12:01 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:01 PM (dE511)
Aviation gin says what?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 12:01 PM (Riz8t)
Nuclear. Kind of flying below the radar is the recent advances being made in small, modular reactors.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 12:01 PM (viF8m)
But Boom Aerospace didn't. They even have a new flagship aircraft you can buy. It's top speed an impressive 0 knots, it has a pretty great max take-off weight of over 500,000 pounds and cruises at a maximum altitude of 0 feet.
That's right, they're making gas turbine generators now to power AI.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 12:02 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 12:02 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Jr., the Lightbringer at August 07, 2026 12:02 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell, warming up for his daily Crossfit session
You aren't fooling anyone, you know.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 11:33 AM (zG53D)
F*ck that. He should just finish it. It's a privately funded project.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 11:34 AM (2YhKe)
Dear Hacks In Black, you can both FOAD.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: D.J. Trump at August 07, 2026 12:03 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 12:03 PM (2WIwB)
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Right now Democrats are simply calling them extreme.
Check back a little later when it's "they might be extreme but they have a message and are getting traction, we would be crazy to ignore them"
Then "what might seem extreme to us is not extreme to people who have grown up very unhappy in capitalism. They have only seen inequality and they want better things for all."
Then - "you know, at one time, the dominant parties thought Civil Rights was extreme. Maybe it's just a matter of perspective."
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:03 PM (6UXQp)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)
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And entitled beyond belief.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 12:04 PM (YJPnY)
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Come see me.
Posted by: Costco at August 07, 2026 12:01 PM (2Ez/1)
See, you're not close by...and other places are. I'll pick up produce almost every day on my walks and do a stock up on weekends. B/c things like berries and greens don't keep for a week...but we eat a lot of them (bananas are better, but kids inhale them, but also don't eat them once they have a single brown dot...they like them only green to yellow)...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2026 12:04 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 12:04 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)
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And entitled beyond belief.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 12:04 PM (YJPnY)
Isn't it time to put her on an ice floe for the polar bears ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 12:05 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: And always will be at August 07, 2026 12:05 PM (2Ez/1)
And the water usage depends on whether it's a closed or open system. Bigger issue is the electrical grid. Does it need upgrading? By how much? Who's paying for all that?
And, in a couple years, it'll be obsolete. What then?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Most of the competition is because all the big investors are trying to create frontier models because 2nd, 3rd, 4th, place is not good enough if you believe network effects that there can only be one.
So Anthropic, OpenAI, Gemini, and to some extent Grok are all competing to be the bestest frontier model and that requires training from scratch each time to create a newer version of a working model while the older models generate the profits.
Frontier models are what demand exponentially faster and larger new datacenters so they can compete with others. The surge will end with the investor class/market crowns one as champ and the other models have a collapse in market value.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:05 PM (E4rtv)
Lotta room UNDER the ice floe. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 12:05 PM (FtULh)
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She does often claim to care a lot about indigenous culture, and I think that's in the style book up there, so probably right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 12:07 PM (YJPnY)
It all depends on the data center expansion, I think. We've seen bubbles in PA where gas is prominent.
AI Overview - While diesel offers instant load response for emergencies, natural gas and hybrid battery systems are increasingly adopted to handle heavy continuous power needs and lower emissions.
Industry Trends and Alternatives
AI Demands: High-density AI workloads are driving massive power requirements, prompting some massive campuses to pair fast-response gas turbines or generators with battery energy storage systems (BESS).
Regulatory Scrutiny: Environmental regulators face growing pressure regarding fast-tracked emissions permits for large fleets of gas and diesel generators clustered near communities.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 12:07 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 12:07 PM (FtULh)
>>At an Oval Office event, the president said the country had exceeded its goal of three cutting-edge reactors starting up safely by the Fourth of July.
https://tinyurl.com/pexk39kb
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 12:07 PM (viF8m)
Pop up bodegas hardest hit...
Posted by: man at August 07, 2026 12:08 PM (XuXeR)
Pop up bodegas hardest hit...
Not for long.
Posted by: Mamdani taxpayer-subsidized "grocery stores" at August 07, 2026 12:09 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 12:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 12:10 PM (nkHgN)
Nuclear. Kind of flying below the radar is the recent advances being made in small, modular reactors.
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Mr. Fusion FTW.
Posted by: Doc Brown at August 07, 2026 12:10 PM (anL5R)
The one with the SpongeBob floaties? Yeah, she's hot.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 07, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: rhomboid
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I think the datacenter issue will end up fixing the grid issue as government barriers tumble when the big money stampedes toward something. We have movement finally towards nuclear which should have already been de facto how we get grid power but stymied since 3 Mile Island safetyism.
Often these AI datacenters are coming with their own generating power due to their sensitivity to powerline sags etc. They have to have dependable power that the grid cannot offer. After the competitors are winnowed down, we will still have the infrastructure of power and computing facilities left. Same thing happened with fiber optics overinvestment. Dark optic cables for a long while which are now being lit up due to demand.
Only government 'investment' usually burns resources leaving nothing after the crash.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:10 PM (E4rtv)
Use Brave. Problem solved.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)
Even when these companies build gas turbines, you aren't hearing complaints.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 12:11 PM (YJPnY)
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Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 12:12 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: It's me donna
But it isn't Congress that is the litigant. Congress probably has standing, rando individuals upset do not. Google Frothingham v. Mellon or Lujan v. Defenders of Wildlife for what standing is. The only exception was one for Bill of Rights violations where one person can sue (like violations of the Establishment clause) without demonstrating the rigorous standing limits on taxpayer lawsuits.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 12:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Junk Food Jerry at August 07, 2026 12:13 PM (JM9I6)
Plus they give free samples of many varieties of potato chips.
It's near Mount Jackson.
https://www.rt11.com/
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 12:15 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: bearski at August 07, 2026 11:39 AM (Bhsk7)
In the USA, top three are GE, Siemens, and Mitsubishi, none of which are actually American today.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 12:17 PM (sGgMH)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 12:18 PM (sGgMH)
I think for now I will stick to my grilled cheese sandwich and potato chips and iced tea. I have seen SNAP signs in stores but never knew what they were for until someone told me it was a government program. Oh, another government handout with our tax dollars? That's just great and then the cussing in my head started.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2026 12:19 PM (fV9m3)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420879
Posted by: mindful webworker - Ace of Hordes at August 07, 2026 12:27 PM (62m/B)
I sorta don't miss it.
Sorta.
I do miss cookies. But not chips and misc crap I used to eat.
I'm happy with dried meat and peanuts for snacks, or celery and peanut butter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2026 12:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 07, 2026 12:41 PM (w6EFb)
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I recall one of the DC snipers complaining about prison food that was a food loaf:
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I'll take Soylent Green for a thousand, Alex.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2026 02:44 PM (Wt1Rs)
Good. Their leftwing bullshit goes back at least 25 years.
Changing their logo in 2008 to synch up with Obama was just the icing on the cake.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 07, 2026 05:59 PM (pE12i)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Elling William Gollings Who becomes famous and who toils in obscurity -- and why -- is the question that most artists must ask themselves. I had never heard of William Gollings until I had the opportunity to visit a lovely museum in Big Horn Wyoming (near Sheridan) called The Brinton Museum. And by "lovely," I don't mean just the collection. It is architecturally beautiful, and the setting is difficult to beat, with the Big Horn Mountains in the near distance. There are several Western artists who are far more famous: Russell and Remington and Bierstadt come to mind, but even relatively obscure artists such as Gollings have gems scattered in their work that are rarely seen, and wonderful when discovered!
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Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 09:31 AM (a7N4U)
Check the background! Lots of teats!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2026 09:34 AM (l4RKn)
I reckon so.
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 09:35 AM (O0L8i)
I'd say you fellas have had enough beans! [fans the air with his hat]
Posted by: Taggart at August 07, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)
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Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 09:36 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)
This is a song about a whale NO! This is a song about being happy!
Posted by: Happy happy joy joy at August 07, 2026 09:36 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 09:36 AM (yEz+x)
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Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 09:37 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Marshall Tucker at August 07, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)
It's like he's too big for the horse he's riding.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 09:37 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 07, 2026 09:38 AM (DomC6)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 07, 2026 09:39 AM (IhL8c)
Posted by: The new sheriff is a... at August 07, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 09:39 AM (mE4sR)
Got a gun in my holster
Got a horse between my knees
And I'm goin' to Arizona
Pardon me, boys, if you please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zJp_XFJJU
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:40 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 09:40 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 09:41 AM (3uBP9)
Ain't gonna do it.
Thought about doing it but decided against it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:41 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 09:42 AM (a7N4U)
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:42 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:42 AM (J4Dwc)
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you (Let somebody love you)
You better let somebody love you before it's too late
Posted by: Linda Maria Ronstadt at August 07, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)
Ain't gonna do it.
Thought about doing it but decided against it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:41 AM (wVcYX)
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A Horse With No Name?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 09:43 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 09:41 AM (3uBP9
Chimichangas? I'm there!
Posted by: Deadpool at August 07, 2026 09:43 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 09:41 AM (3uBP9)
Muy caliente!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:43 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 09:43 AM (cSU1R)
Posted by: High Plains Grifter at August 07, 2026 09:43 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)
Ain't gonna do it.
Thought about doing it but decided against it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:41 AM (wVcYX)
Hotel California?
Posted by: Seven Bridges Road? at August 07, 2026 09:43 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 07, 2026 09:44 AM (xcxpd)
It's like he's too big for the horse he's riding.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 09:37 AM (FZ29D)
There are all different sizes. Now that I spend more time around horses I see a lot of the small painted ones that the kids ride and I look pretty huge on top of those horses. And you see them walking by a draft horse and they look like doggies.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 09:44 AM (3uBP9)
It Sure Beats Punching 'em- a limerick
There once was a cowboy named Rouse
Who didn't have no girlfriend, no hows
"It gets lonely on the range
And though some might think it strange
I've been thinkin' 'bout poking me some cows!"
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 09:44 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 09:44 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 09:44 AM (KY+FT)
All pictured creatures know the drill and are executing it with grace and a relaxed manner.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:45 AM (X8xt3)
"Tiny Bill Waltrop, All of 4'11", Rode the Smallest Horse He Could Find, So's He Could All Big and Tough Like the Other Cowpunchers"
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:45 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 09:45 AM (qRla/)
There once was a cowboy named Rouse
Who didn't have no girlfriend, no hows
"It gets lonely on the range
And though some might think it strange
I've been thinkin' 'bout poking me some cows!"
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 09:44 AM (I0N4X)
Going in raw...hide.
Posted by: Ride 'em in rawhide! at August 07, 2026 09:45 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2026 09:46 AM (NpAcC)
His horse and his cattle are his only companions
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 09:46 AM (ndZc7)
Through rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishing my girl was by my side
All the things I'm missin', good vittles, love and kissin'
Are waitin' at the end of my ride
Posted by: Frankie Laine at August 07, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:46 AM (J4Dwc)
Randy Newman quipped that the song was about "a kid who thinks he's taken acid."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 09:46 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 07, 2026 09:38 AM (DomC6)
Let's not get too excited!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2026 09:47 AM (l4RKn)
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Posted by: Your Kid's Woke Art Teacher at August 07, 2026 09:48 AM (B0NCh)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 09:49 AM (aVbgC)
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Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 09:49 AM (viF8m)
Nonsense! You can tell that it's a picture of a horse and a man. It looks like something. What kind of art is that?
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at August 07, 2026 09:50 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 09:50 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Your Kid's Woke Art Teacher at August 07, 2026 09:48 AM
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Point of order: failure to cite any phallic symbols.
Posted by: The judges at August 07, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Your Kid's Woke Art Teacher
It's funny because the dude looks as content as heck.
In all likelihood preferred being out there alone over having to deal with silly or bothersome people.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM (X8xt3)
I don't know the process but the painting seems to lend itself to printing as a book illustration.
Anybody else think of Sam Eliot when looking at the cowboy?
Posted by: JTB at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM (yTvNw)
Wildlife art was very popular in the time before photography became commonplace. It was the only way for most people to ever ‘see’ certain animals.
Also, some of the most famous and influential artists of the American west and Rockies at the time were … foreigners. That was when we got the cream of the foreign crop. Not the fecal ooze at the bottom of the septic tank.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM (yTXpW)
Did...did you just ASSUME xer's gender?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ...Radarange
It is the physical range (distance) where livestock can graze. A guess. I stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 09:52 AM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Word nerd at August 07, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:52 AM (iJfKG)
It's funny because the dude looks as content as heck.
In all likelihood preferred being out there alone over having to deal with silly or bothersome people.
He's thinking "Curly Joe was a real jerk, and probably light in his boots".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 09:52 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2026 09:53 AM (w+2cP)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 09:53 AM (3uBP9)
‘Untitled? Bullshit This is a white man. He’s ENtitled!’
— DSA Chungus HR Lady
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 07, 2026 09:53 AM (yTXpW)
This particular painting is fantastic - he's been in that saddle for a while and is stretching while keeping an eye on the herd. Must be rustlers or varmints lurking.
Posted by: moki at August 07, 2026 09:53 AM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 09:31 AM (S0M0K)
He raised them right.
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2026 09:54 AM (qwype)
Posted by: Your Kid's Woke Art Teacher
It's funny because the dude looks as content as heck.
In all likelihood preferred being out there alone over having to deal with silly or bothersome people.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM (X8xt3)
He has a Peaceful, Easy Feeling.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:54 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 09:54 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 09:55 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Superfluous at August 07, 2026 09:55 AM (JM9I6)
I envy him.
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 09:55 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: I think this was a Soupy Sales Joke at August 07, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)
In all likelihood preferred being out there alone over having to deal with silly or bothersome people.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM
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Also known as:
I'd rather sit in my boat thinking about God than sit in church thinking about fishing.
Posted by: As any honest guy will tell you at August 07, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ...Radarange
"Ohm, ohm on the range. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2026 09:56 AM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Superfluous at August 07, 2026 09:55 AM (JM9I6)
Do you seriously need an explanation of what a cowboy's job is?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 07, 2026 09:57 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 09:57 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: JTB at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM (yTvNw)
If any of you sons of bitches calls me grandpa, I'll kill you.
Posted by: Sam Elliott at August 07, 2026 09:57 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 09:57 AM (Bep7s)
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The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind
The answer is blowing in the wind
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 09:58 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
Anybody else think of Sam Eliot when looking at the cowboy?
Posted by: JTB at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM (yTvNw)
Nope. Face and mustache are wrong.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:58 AM (iJfKG)
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Conspicuous by their absence from this article are what the horrible, awful, no good, very bad tweets were.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 07, 2026 09:59 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:59 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 09:59 AM (9FgyL)
Cruz: But I'm not celebrating lunatics taking over… And eventually the Democrats are going to be back in power. It is not good for America if actual communists end up being in charge.
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes
The fact that we have media in this country (not just Fox) that treats @AbdulElSayed as a lunatic and Cruz as something else is one reason we live under fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
Conspicuous by their absence from this article are what the horrible, awful, no good, very bad tweets were.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me
Never saw any yesterday. In multiple articles.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 10:00 AM (wOO3z)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 10:00 AM (Bep7s)
https://tinyurl.com/yc2hdjmn"
Oglebay,
Thanks for the link. That's a great video and song. I have all of the Michael Martin Murphy cowboy song CDs. Love the traditional songs and his own new ones.
Posted by: JTB at August 07, 2026 10:01 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 07, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lone On The Range at August 07, 2026 10:01 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 10:01 AM (3ZNGI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 10:01 AM (XV/Pl)
@brhodes
The fact that we have media in this country (not just Fox) that treats @AbdulElSayed as a lunatic and Cruz as something else is one reason we live under fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
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We do live under fascism. And oligarchy. And totalitarianism. And capitalism.
Current Day America makes Germany in 1933 look like the Garden of Eden.
All progressives should flee for their very lives are at stake. Come back after MAGA has been defeated, and not before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:02 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: one hour sober
Brooks and Dunn did.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 10:02 AM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 10:02 AM (dE511)
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Conspicuous by their absence from this article are what the horrible, awful, no good, very bad tweets were.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)
When she was a kid/teenager she used a bad n word. She is latina, a vocal trump supporter, and is very very very hot.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 10:03 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Person who checks out titles at August 07, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)
He doesn't like it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:04 AM (9FgyL)
When she was a kid/teenager she used a bad n word. She is latina, a vocal trump supporter, and is very very very hot.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 10:03 AM (3uBP9)
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"Why can't the hot latinas realize that they're brown just like black people but are subservient to black people and need to bend the knee just like white people? They're oppressed by the white man who won't let them be equals, don't they know that?!"
-AWFL McKaren
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:04 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:02 AM (bvy21)
And the trains ran on time!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...DSA at August 07, 2026 10:04 AM (l4RKn)
He doesn't like it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:04 AM (9FgyL)
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I think it's okay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:05 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: As any honest guy will tell you at August 07, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)
Heh. Good one.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:05 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:02 AM (bvy21)
And the trains ran on time!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...DSA at August 07, 2026 10:04 AM (l4RKn)
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"WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TRAINS!"
-Joe Biden, weeping
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:05 AM (bvy21)
Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensored
This is absolutely shocking.
Jesse Butler - The Oklahoma teen who violently r*ped and strangled a high school girl so badly she needed neck surgery and was seconds from dying - just had his entire case dismissed.
He was looking at 78 years.
He pleaded to the charges.
He completed a “youthful offender” rehab plan… and walked free with zero prison time.
His dad is a former Oklahoma State football director.
The new DA said the defense claimed the *perpetrator* suffered more than the victims and called it an “affront.” He’s referring the case to federal prosecutors.
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From the affront, from the arrear . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)
>>@hernandezforny
>Reports out today allege that Mayor @ZohranKMamdani’s own City Hall is running a secret bot farm on X to fake public support for him.
>>Here’s what that means in plain terms: instead of real New Yorkers liking and sharing his posts, cyber experts say a network of automated accounts, have been mass-liking, replying, and boosting his content. Which makes it look far more popular than it actually is, tricking the platform’s algorithm into showing it to millions more people.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:06 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)
What does this gain? Is the public going to look at his X feed and suddenly think he's doing a GREAT job and everyone needs to vote for islhamic communists?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:07 AM (2YhKe)
They nipped it in the bud.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 10:07 AM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)
La la la la la la la la la….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 10:08 AM (ugElV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:02 AM (bvy21)
And the trains ran on time!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...DSA at August 07, 2026 10:04 AM (l4RKn)
That must be why the trains all ran(!) and ran on time(!!!) when we were in Old Blighty a few weeks ago.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 10:08 AM (iJfKG)
@brhodes
The fact that we have media in this country (not just Fox) that treats @AbdulElSayed as a lunatic and Cruz as something else is one reason we live under fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
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This you Ben?
“The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old, and their only reporting experience consists of being around political campaigns. That’s a sea change. They literally know nothing,”
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:08 AM (9FgyL)
Slavin' in the saddle all day
You've got to be some kind of natural born fool
To want to live your life this way
Well it can't be the cooking, it sure ain't the money
The devil made the horse that I ride
The days are too long and the nights are too short
And the boss ain't never satisfied
So what am I doing here Lord, what am I doing here
There's got to be something better up there
So what am I doing here
Sometimes I wonder in the lightning and the thunder
If a cowboy's even got a prayer
And why'd you have to make it so hard down here
When things are so much better up there"
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2026 10:08 AM (2ap+5)
Not in California they don't!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)
But there's only 50 feet of track.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:08 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: banana Dream
Why didn't she simply claim to be black? She could pull it off.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2026 10:08 AM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 07, 2026 09:59 AM (TezPK)
Inspector worked as a ranch hand as a teen. Not a riding hand though used his pickup for checking fences and such, although there was always a gun in the vehicle. Also had the dubious honor of gelding 2 year old steers to make oxen.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 07, 2026 10:09 AM (lFFaq)
Cowboys on ranches and cattle drives probably didn’t have six shooters. Most period accounts say they had rifles or shotguns available. For one thing a Colt was fairly expensive, cowboys weren’t paid much.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 10:09 AM (dE511)
Mamdani got booed off the stage a few days ago at an NYPD event.
NYC is realizing what it voted for.
Probably too little and too late, but...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2026 10:09 AM (l4RKn)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 10:09 AM (L8DX7)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 10:10 AM (L8DX7)
What does this gain? Is the public going to look at his X feed and suddenly think he's doing a GREAT job and everyone needs to vote for islhamic communists?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
it helps cover for the vote fraud. 200,000+. Or so they say.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 10:10 AM (wOO3z)
@SarahisCensored
This is absolutely shocking.
Jesse Butler - The Oklahoma teen who violently r*ped and strangled a high school girl so badly she needed neck surgery and was seconds from dying - just had his entire case dismissed.
He was looking at 78 years.
He pleaded to the charges.
He completed a “youthful offender” rehab plan… and walked free with zero prison time.
His dad is a former Oklahoma State football director.
The new DA said the defense claimed the *perpetrator* suffered more than the victims and called it an “affront.” He’s referring the case to federal prosecutors.
-
From the affront, from the arrear . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
I refer you to the movie "Citizen Vigilante". THAT was the entire point of the movie.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 07, 2026 10:10 AM (hmYU4)
With mass deportations, top line numbers are going to be funky.
-23,000 jobs. Sounds awful.
But, labor participation rate actually improved.
Why? Because TPS ended for 230,000 people. So, deportations decreased the population of the country by a rather large amount in one month.
What would the "normal" number of newly created jobs be for a nation that is losing population? Should it be 150,000 new jobs?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:10 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: one hour sober
Probably 90+% of them did. If not a pistola, then a shotgun slung somewhere on the saddle.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Doesn't that hurt?
Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way.
Posted by: Just the punchline at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Dr. Rick Knabb, Weather Channel at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)
The fact that we have media in this country (not just Fox) that treats @AbdulElSayed as a lunatic and Cruz as something else is one reason we live under fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)
Define fascism. Get back to me when you have an understanding why what you just said is buttf*ck ignorant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: JTB at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM (fV9m3)
Probably 90+% of them did. If not a pistola, then a shotgun slung somewhere on the saddle.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM
Remington repeaters FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:12 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM (2YhKe)
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Fascism is Republicans in power and sending illegal aliens back to their home countries.
It's a hellscape.
Rhodes should flee America and take his whole family and circle of friends with him to save himself because MAGA is gonna make America so much worse!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:12 AM (bvy21)
https://tinyurl.com/56xcu8yj
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:12 AM (9FgyL)
Not just artists. And not just painters. I've always wondered about that when it comes to singers.
What makes someone "just a singer" vs someone who's career is incandescent when they are just as good.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 10:12 AM (sTU8y)
>>NYC is realizing what it voted for.
>>Probably too little and too late, but...
Whoever on his staff thought it was a good idea for Mamdani to give a speech at an NYPD event must secretly be working on our behalf.
What did they think was going to happen?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:12 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: The Ballots at August 07, 2026 10:12 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 10:13 AM (Dv3i1)
https://tinyurl.com/56xcu8yj
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:12 AM (9FgyL)
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Aye-yay-ya!!!!
Wa..wa.waaaaaaaa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:13 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 10:13 AM (Bep7s)
Probably too little and too late, but...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2026 10:09 AM (l4RKn)
If only we had over a decade of prime example that elections have consequences in the recent past..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:14 AM (2YhKe)
>>NYC is realizing what it voted for.
____
22% of total eligible NY voters put him in office. I'm pretty sure most of these voters want him to destroy their city.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 10:14 AM (Dv3i1)
Seems like it would get quite uncomfortable on a long cattle drive. A rifle in a scabbard seems more likely.
Posted by: Dr. Rick Knabb, Weather Channel at August 07, 2026 10:15 AM (J4Dwc)
>>@Not_the_Bee
·
8m
>>University of Michigan to hide some first-semester transcripts to “curb the mental health crisis”
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:15 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:15 AM (9FgyL)
Posted by: JackStraw
=========
X is useful if you curate your timeline to only reliable sources, the likes and comments, generally not on any controversial topic.
Comments are bot driven garbage and I am including human bots from abroad in troll mills. Likes are simply social virtue signalling.
And whatever tweaking of the algorithm, the fake bot community will adjust to try to sway public opinion in their favor.
Hard as it might seem, simply reject most of what is online other than commenters of proven veracity as fake and gay whether it appeals to you or not.
Same with polling this early.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:15 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Dr. Rick Knabb, Weather Channel at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM
*tunes out Dick*
*changes channel to Yanet Garcia*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 10:15 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:12 AM (bvy21)
Rhodes should follow the Hale-Bopp comet group and gather his flock for mass MAID.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:15 AM (2YhKe)
Jon Favreau: Some DSA candidates today who've also talked about abolishing prisons, defunding or even abolishing the police...
Bernie Sanders: No serious person that I know who is running for office believes in defunding the police.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)
I envy him.
He's thinking "just 27 years to go on that mortgage".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 10:16 AM (Riz8t)
https://tinyurl.com/56xcu8yj
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:12 AM (9FgyL)
Yeah, I'm inclined to give Ennio Morricone credit for about 50% of the greatness for any Sergio Leone movies considered great.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 10:16 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:16 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 10:17 AM (3ZNGI)
Lately, however, I’m enjoying analysis of the impotence ads.
I’m glad you guys are getting those pop-up ads too; I was afraid that I was getting data-mined and particularly targeted.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 10:17 AM (1FEc1)
Political games like that have been played so long I'd be shocked if there are a half dozen people on the planet with a properly accurate idea of the state of our nation right now. The numbers are all distorted or outright fabricated.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 07, 2026 10:17 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:02 AM (bvy21)
And the trains ran on time!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...DSA at August 07, 2026 10:04 AM (l4RKn)
Have you ever taken Amtrak?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 10:17 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 10:18 AM (Bep7s)
Posted by: JackStraw
The truly astounding part of that announcement is that they actually used those words and think that it's a positive action.
The dumbest a-holes I've ever met were/are university admins.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2026 10:18 AM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 10:18 AM (dE511)
Posted by: Dr. Rick Knabb, Weather Channel at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)
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It ought to be required of developers who build tall condo buildings in Miami or Coconut Grove that they paint a big target on the building side facing Biscayne Bay.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:19 AM (9FgyL)
Posted by: Cicero
************
That's No Poor Horse, He's Secretariat's Boy - a limerick
A trust funder horsey from Sedalia
Out LARPing in his Western regalia
He's taking a gap year
And I'd guess, from what I hear
Next week going bungee jumping in Australia
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 10:19 AM (I0N4X)
I envy him.
You're not the only one. To be younger, less broken down, and not so encumbered, in a time and place where I could follow my fortune...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 07, 2026 10:19 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Sharps were kings of long distance shots but Remingtons were the bread and butter and that is why Sharps went bankrupt and Remington stayed in business plus Remington did the razor and razorblade solution making bank from ammunition for its firearms. Winchester though was probably the most sold for long arms with its 1873 lever action and derivative models for it. Colt with its Single Action Army and later the Colt Lightning double action were the most popular handguns. Remington and Sharps were bit players compared to Winchester and Colt.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:19 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:16 AM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 10:19 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2026 10:20 AM (FtULh)
vermont rancher said, "i had a truck like that once."
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 10:21 AM (Bep7s)
Political games like that have been played so long I'd be shocked if there are a half dozen people on the planet with a properly accurate idea of the state of our nation right now. The numbers are all distorted or outright fabricated.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 07, 2026 10:17 AM (OUMaO)
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What matters for voting is local perceptions of the economy.
If you live in a town with one industry, and that industry gets decimated while the rest of the country is thriving, you think the economy in general is terrible. (This explains why DC's perception is usually at odds with the rest of the nation, especially right now.)
The GDP numbers are things that get used to try to feed overall narratives and prompting for soft-partisans to either engage or disengage, depending on who is doing the telling.
Still, we talk about the numbers, so might as well try and make sense of them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:21 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 10:18 AM (dE511)
https://youtu.be/FqF3VFIhf-8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:21 AM (2YhKe)
I’m glad you guys are getting those pop-up ads too; I was afraid that I was getting data-mined and particularly targeted.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 10:17 AM (1FEc1)
I wonder sometimes if the boner pill ads are somehow related to the gutter clearing ads and if the result of the former is meant to provide a solution to the latter. I am simultaneously intrigued and horrified.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 10:22 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: one hour sober
Yes, according to every TV Westerns.
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 10:22 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 10:13 AM (Dv3i1)
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So what? Good Senators are expensive.
Posted by: Lizzie Warren, Squaw-Chef To The Stars at August 07, 2026 10:22 AM (dtxyT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 10:19 AM (kgE5c)
I wouldn't go to that show.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:22 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 10:23 AM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Common Tater
1890's to 1930's, it was common for people to have handguns--pocket pistols, bicycle guns, and so forth. Historically, crime was not as horrible due to the widespread application of the death penalty removing the worst of scoundrels but it was unsettled times due in part, to immigration and industrialization, so people wanted to be safe.
You also see discrete pistols being marketed to women for carry at the turn of the century.
Before penicillin and sulfa, being gut shot even with a puny cartridge like a 25 ACP or a 32 ACP/32 S&W Short or Long, would often cause sepsis and death.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:23 AM (E4rtv)
Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie
While they’re telling you to put more beans in your beef so you can afford to make burritos for your family, remember the Israeli lobby spent $30 million to take me out of Congress because I wouldn’t vote for the things that have made your grocery bills so high.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)
Just walked by a dude cleaning a 19 1/2# silver salmon on the dock. Beautiful bright fatty.
Someone is going to eat good tonight!
I’d make salmon ceviche with serranos and mango and lime. Nom nom nom.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 10:24 AM (CzhWp)
Posted by: Dr. Rick Knabb, Weather Channel at August 07, 2026 10:11 AM (J4Dwc)
======================
It ought to be required of developers who build tall condo buildings in Miami or Coconut Grove that they paint a big target on the building side facing Biscayne Bay.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:19 AM (9FgyL)
Simple way to tell. If you see Jim Cantore in your AO, then you know.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2026 10:24 AM (B0NCh)
Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie
While they’re telling you to put more beans in your beef so you can afford to make burritos for your family, remember the Israeli lobby spent $30 million to take me out of Congress because I wouldn’t vote for the things that have made your grocery bills so high.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)
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The biggest cause of inflation over the past few years has been immigration.
Massie voted against increased immigration enforcement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:25 AM (bvy21)
While they’re telling you to put more beans in your beef so you can afford to make burritos for your family, remember the Israeli lobby spent $30 million to take me out of Congress because I wouldn’t vote for the things that have made your grocery bills so high.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)
Tell me you're a f*cking retard without telling me you're a f*cking retard.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:25 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 10:17 AM (qRla/)
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Don't take Amtrak if you're allergic to Amtrak.
Posted by: Lizzie Warren, Squaw-Chef To The Stars at August 07, 2026 10:25 AM (dtxyT)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 10:23 AM (ZdaMQ)
If you wanna ride.....then ride the WHITE horse........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:26 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 10:26 AM (3ZNGI)
While they’re telling you to put more beans in your beef so you can afford to make burritos for your family, remember the Israeli lobby spent $30 million to take me out of Congress because I wouldn’t vote for the things that have made your grocery bills so high.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)
Tell me you're a f*cking retard without telling me you're a f*cking retard.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:25 AM (2YhKe)
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I think we found Sid.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:26 AM (dtxyT)
Posted by: one hour sober
They always downloaded as Single Action Army were not drop safe. So 5 with one empty chamber which the firearm was carried with. Drop Safe did not become a thing until the 1890s with hammer blocks and transfer bars being introduced for revolvers, took a bit longer for semi autos to have drop safety mechanisms added to them.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:26 AM (E4rtv)
Massie voted against increased immigration enforcement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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He and the whole Tuca crew of shit posters are just evil grifters now doing malicious shit for foreign actors whether being paid or out of sheer spite for losing all political power under Trump.
Supporting Fishback for governor of Florida for example.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:28 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:22 AM
Didn't think so, but I thought it worked better with Tunes Out Dick.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 10:29 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: whig
*Henry has entered the chat
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 10:29 AM (sTU8y)
Totally off topic....
I read about Elon Musk's new gig "X Money".
Sounds interesting if you have X Premium+ then you can get up to 6% APY on your money deposited within.
There are rules, of course, and it's new so the smart move here is to see how it all shakes out in reality, or deposit a small portion.
Anywho, any morons/ettes with mind thoughts about this?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 10:29 AM (iJfKG)
Just walked by a dude cleaning a 19 1/2# silver salmon on the dock. Beautiful bright fatty.
Someone is going to eat good tonight!
I’d make salmon ceviche with serranos and mango and lime. Nom nom nom.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 10:24 AM
Om, nom, nom!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 10:29 AM (kgE5c)
@WesternLensman
MI Dem House candidate Will Lawrence says he's no longer in the DSA as he enters the general election:
“In the last month I let my membership lapse.”
-
Oh. Well, OK then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)
My mom's business partner had a black dressage horse. Beautiful horse.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:30 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: one hour sober
Yes, according to every TV Westerns.
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 10:22 AM (Oy/m2)
Yeah, that seems to be the majority internet consensus -- Hollywood myth-making.
Posted by: Dr. Rick Knabb, Weather Channel at August 07, 2026 10:30 AM (J4Dwc)
It's possible the islamist will make a big splash and lose, and that could bolster the central party's moderation and rejection of certain "crazies".
I made no absolute guarantees of the election outcome, unlike what a particular smartmouth implied yesterday, but at the moment I strongly lean victory in MI for the terrorist.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 10:30 AM (6UXQp)
Posted by: nurse ratched
That sounds fantastic. Shall I come over at 6? I'll bring the wine.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 10:31 AM (Bep7s)
Didn't think so, but I thought it worked better with Tunes Out Dick.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2026 10:29 AM (kgE5c)
I should've gone with either The Cranberries or 4 Non Blondes, but I just couldn't make myself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:31 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 10:32 AM (dE511)
MI Dem House candidate Will Lawrence says he's no longer in the DSA as he enters the general election:
“In the last month I let my membership lapse.”
-
Oh. Well, OK then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)
THAT changes EVERYTHING!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:32 AM (2YhKe)
Yeah, that seems to be the majority internet consensus -- Hollywood myth-making.
Posted by: Dr. Rick Knabb, Weather Channel at August 07, 2026 10:30 AM (J4Dwc)
Well, they weren't carrying Glocks.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:33 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 10:33 AM (wOO3z)
“In the last month I let my membership lapse.”
That sounds so brave!
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 10:34 AM (rxwdW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 10:33 AM (wOO3z)
Because they've spent their entire adult life being indoctrinated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:34 AM (2YhKe)
What matters for voting is local perceptions of the economy.
If you live in a town with one industry, and that industry gets decimated while the rest of the country is thriving, you think the economy in general is terrible. (This explains why DC's perception is usually at odds with the rest of the nation, especially right now.)
The GDP numbers are things that get used to try to feed overall narratives and prompting for soft-partisans to either engage or disengage, depending on who is doing the telling.
Still, we talk about the numbers, so might as well try and make sense of them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I did a paper once upon a time using REIS local economic data and a governor's reelection bid--turns out that state economic figures did not matter, national did but the strongest effect was local economy. Regular folks perceive their economy by looking out the window, elites often being okay at home, focus more on the national figures (probably due to investments, markets, etc. exposure). Few care about overall state figures.
Problem with using it for predictions is local figures are slower than national to be released.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:34 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 10:35 AM (Bep7s)
Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
On the left is David Crowley who thinks calling him "establishment" is a racist slur.
On the right is Francesca Hong who thinks her son creates "proximity to whiteness."
These are the choices the Democrat party is offering up to the state of Wisconsin for governor in 2026.
https://tinyurl.com/3nuz4krz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)
Wow!
Just walked by a dude cleaning a 19 1/2# silver salmon on the dock. Beautiful bright fatty.
Someone is going to eat good tonight!
I’d make salmon ceviche with serranos and mango and lime. Nom nom nom.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 10:24 AM
Yay! Dinner for everyone!
Posted by: Salmon Parasites at August 07, 2026 10:35 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 09:36 AM (+iIn9)
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It does indeed!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:35 AM (UnTkV)
On the left is David Crowley who thinks calling him "establishment" is a racist slur.
On the right is Francesca Hong who thinks her son creates "proximity to whiteness."
These are the choices the Democrat party is offering up to the state of Wisconsin for governor in 2026.
https://tinyurl.com/3nuz4krz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)
Either one will win.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:36 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 10:36 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 10:36 AM (dE511)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 10:33 AM (wOO3z)
Because they've spent their entire adult life being indoctrinated.
Posted by: Sponge
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And the penalty is strongest for deviation from the herd for the ruling class. They have reputation, money, careers, etc. to be lost if they don't go along with the herd.
People with nothing left to lose, fearing of losing what little they have, or those who are so rich that societal rules don't apply to them like Trump, are more likely to be change agents.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:36 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 10:36 AM (1z8ji)
Winchester hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:36 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Cicero
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That horse was probably more coddled and loved than many give to their spouses.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:37 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: cmeat at August 07, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)
Elling William Gollings
Have never heard of him, but that's not unusual. What a nice body of work!! I would hang today's art selection.
Montana Trail Galleries: William Gollings [1878-1932]
Bill Gollings (Elling William) did paintings known for their accurate accountings of the Old West. Gollings drew upon his own personal experiences as a cowboy, and was also known to have studied and admired the drawings of Frederic Remington, which often appeared in 'Harper's Weekly' magazine.
Bill Gollings was born in 1878 in Pierce City, Idaho. As a boy, he spent much of his time was in New York, Idaho and Michigan. When he was twelve, he and his family moved to Chicago. At age nineteen, Gollings traveled to small mining and cattle towns in South Dakota and Nebraska where he spent most of his time as a sheepherder and cowboy. Despite his ranching activities, he had always possessed an interest in art.
His first exposure to paints was at about age twenty-five when he began working with a set of mail-order paints. After selling several paintings, he was admitted to the Chicago Academy of Fine Arts on a scholarship. (More.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 10:37 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Common Tater
Callahan Bag Molds still makes the round ball mold in the 1800's style - scissors type making one ball at a time.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 10:37 AM (sTU8y)
Long ago when I attended a one room schoolhouse that was uphill both ways, they taught us first how to think critically. Many schools don't do that anymore.
They just pour their own ideas and opinions into kids heads as facts they must obey. And they do. And many of them go through life believing whatever bullshit the voice of authority tells them to believe.
That's how we end up with half the country believing Trump paid Russian hookers to pee on his bed.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:37 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 10:38 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 07, 2026 10:38 AM (2YhKe)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Nice art. Cowboy Art. I bet that's his name too.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 10:39 AM (2WIwB)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:37 AM (viF8m)
But it was a bet that Owebama supposedly slept in, so it HAS to be true, right? Because Trump would do such a thing......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:39 AM (2YhKe)
I'd swear I recognize that old cowboy. I sure feel his age and weariness.
Posted by: mindful webworker - prairie dog at August 07, 2026 10:40 AM (62m/B)
https://tinyurl.com/5fk899ck
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Georgia State Police don't play around.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 10:40 AM (sTU8y)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 10:37 AM (sTU8y)
That's hot.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 07, 2026 10:38 AM (2YhKe)
Thank you.
Posted by: Adolfo at August 07, 2026 10:40 AM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:41 AM (sWibC)
I think their job to tug so hard on the Overton Window that everyone gets a clear, unfiltered look at the enemy. Full sunlight on those critters.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 10:41 AM (rxwdW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 10:33 AM (wOO3z)
They've been educated to react in fear.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:41 AM (g8Ew8)
https://tinyurl.com/5fk899ck
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)
YOU COUGHT!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 10:41 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Common Tater
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Expensive and at times unavailable ammunition. Same for the 38-40 and 44-40. Even the mighty 45 Colt at times literally dries up. These are handloading cartridges if you want to shoot them and handloading is a pita because of the thin and elongated necks on these cartridges. Can crumple in the reloading process.
There is also the problem that the 32-20 came in two different loads--one hotter one for lever action rifles, the weaker one for revolvers.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:42 AM (E4rtv)
https://tinyurl.com/5fk899ck
Play time is over, punk.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 10:42 AM (Riz8t)
https://tinyurl.com/5fk899ck
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Georgia State Police don't play around.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 10:40 AM (sTU8y)
Nice of the kid for donating his ride to the state police. I'm sure they'll enjoy selling it off.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 10:44 AM (3uBP9)
https://tinyurl.com/5fk899ck
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)
YOU COUGHT!!!!!!
Like a motherf***er, baby!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 10:45 AM (Riz8t)
What about the poor horse? Fifteen hours a day watching the grass grow with that great lummox in the saddle.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 10:45 AM (rxwdW)
They just pour their own ideas and opinions into kids heads as facts they must obey. And they do. And many of them go through life believing whatever bullshit the voice of authority tells them to believe.
That's how we end up with half the country believing Trump paid Russian hookers to pee on his bed.
Posted by: JackStraw
Much of education's deterioration is that a) you have different careers for women that want to work outside of the home---used to be only being a nurse or a teacher were suitable employment for women so those attracted the best and brightest.
And then you now have the miserable colleges of education who rival only journalism/communications for their students having the lowest academic performance at universities. Incompetent teachers, no discipline due to fears of racial unrest and lawsuits, and a population that values education as a credential, not as a means of self improvement.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:46 AM (E4rtv)
Oh, how I would love to be a fly on the wall when his Dad gets THAT call.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 10:46 AM (Riz8t)
@membunnamdi1
Two men, James Gay (35) and Everette Krichbabum (52) have been arrested after a machete fight in the parking lot of a Panama City, Florida Publix parking lot.
In an absolutely insane plot twist - both men are reportedly tied to the Florida based "Vampire Cult" and Mr. Gay previously spent 12 years in prison for a Vampire Cult related murder in 2011.
https://tinyurl.com/y5e7ec6t
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The VADL (Vampire Anti-Defamation League will hear of this!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)
carry a hidden digital pistol and you'll be discrete and discreet.
Posted by: anachronda at August 07, 2026 10:46 AM (QfB85)
Posted by: muldoon
Ugh. Now I'll never think of 'cowpoke' the same again. Thanks a lot, muldoon!🤠
Posted by: mindful webworker - prairie dog at August 07, 2026 10:46 AM (62m/B)
https://tinyurl.com/5fk899ck
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)
YOU COUGHT!!!!!!
Like a motherf***er, baby!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 10:45 AM (Riz8t)
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FAFO Hall of Fame nominee video
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:47 AM (sWibC)
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 07, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)
And all three of his names have an LLI in the middle! Maybe they were going for some kind of poetry.
Elling
William
Gollings
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 10:47 AM (odBC9)
Oh, how I would love to be a fly on the wall when his Dad gets THAT call.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2026 10:46 AM (Riz8t)
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When we lived in Charleston, some kid who was attending the Citadel and lived in our neighborhood came tearing down the street and the tight curve outside our house.
Crashed the car into the ditch outside our house. I go to the window and see the doors open, a bunch of pot smoke, and about 6 college aged kids bolt.
The driver starts to go, but he sticks around.
It was his father's car. His father came to the scene about half an hour later when word got to him. Nice white BMW. He was pissed.
I think the kid got kicked out of The Citadel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:48 AM (bvy21)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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You're NICKED, Chummy!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 10:49 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:37 AM (viF8m)
But it was a bet that Owebama supposedly slept in, so it HAS to be true, right? Because Trump would do such a thing......
once again, it comes down to blackjack and hookers.
Posted by: anachronda at August 07, 2026 10:49 AM (QfB85)
carry a hidden digital pistol and you'll be discrete and discreet.
Posted by: anachronda
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You got me, didn't proofread and probably my fault instead of autocucumber. Slow this morning.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:49 AM (E4rtv)
The driver starts to go, but he sticks around.
It was his father's car. His father came to the scene about half an hour later when word got to him. Nice white BMW. He was pissed.
I think the kid got kicked out of The Citadel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:48 AM (bvy21)
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Shades of Nancy Mace
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:50 AM (dtxyT)
Oddly, I can't muster up any surprise or clever quip.
Like, the internet has made all fetishes mainstream and weird violence happens daily.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 10:50 AM (X8xt3)
The original version of sous vide.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 10:51 AM (iySPJ)
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:51 AM (E4rtv)
75-year-old Trump voter "betrayed" after ICE arrested his 45-year-old Venezuelan fiancée for expired visa
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)
75-year-old Trump voter "betrayed" after ICE arrested his 45-year-old Venezuelan fiancée for expired visa
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)
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This is like MTG complaining about mass deportations once she saw that she'd have to pay more for labor at her construction company.
"The US government takes visa status seriously," is a good lesson to teach people, and hard learning requires hard lessons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 10:53 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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She came?
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:51 AM (E4rtv)
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Enthusiastically, no doubt.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:53 AM (dtxyT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)
Life's a bitch.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:53 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Cut-Rate Cattlemen Inc at August 07, 2026 10:54 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 07, 2026 10:54 AM (zdLoL)
Like, the internet has made all fetishes mainstream and weird violence happens daily.
Posted by: Lizzy
Postal inspectors had just about licked the child pornography problem in the US with a long line of successful prosecutions for sending the vile stuff through the mail.
Then came the internet and the international market for child pron perverts. Same with trannyism, foot fetishes, etc. People now had a 'community' that supported them, fed their unhealthy and evil appetites, and made them more resistant to being forced to change.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:54 AM (E4rtv)
I want the Winchester Mystery House.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 10:55 AM (qRla/)
This too, is the story of AOSHQ.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:55 AM (viF8m)
Like, the internet has made all fetishes mainstream and weird violence happens daily.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 10:50 AM (X8xt3)
I was friendly with this dude when I was 20 and he turned out to be a super lib, even started an anti war blog etc and was like taking to Stephen Colbert before there was such a thing. At the time it wasn't a big deal to be friends with leftards but you slowly realized they didn't want to be friends with you - even if you weren't explicitly right. Just not being a leftard annoyed them a lot.
My point is one day he came to me with a link to a web 1.0 forum he'd been reading where everyone there wanted to be a vampire.
We joked about a lot of stuff so I thought it was a joke but the place was truly bugfuck insane. Won't even go into it, it's exactly what you think and probably worse. And I don't think he was kidding.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 10:55 AM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Cut-Rate Cattlemen Inc
S'okay, robot cowboys are coming soon along with robot border collies and Australian shepherd dogs.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:55 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 10:56 AM (dtxyT)
I prefer the
Vampire
League
Against
Defamation
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 10:57 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Are you saying focusing on boobs, guns, arguments, and art is not healthy?
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:57 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
One of my biggest regrets was not visiting that house when I was stationed in California. I made it to Hearst Castle, but never to the Winchester House.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 10:55 AM (qRla/)
It's haunted by demons. The internet said so.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:57 AM (g8Ew8)
I prefer the
Vampire
League
Against
Defamation
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 10:57 AM (qRla/)
Splitters!
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 10:58 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 10:58 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
BIL has a small herd of Black Angus and he is his own cowboy.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:58 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 10:58 AM (3OyJk)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)
https://tinyurl.com/5fk899ck
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
Looks like my area in 2020, but the black trucks that hassled the unpermitted, street blocking protestors were the ones the politicians and police were especially interested in.
In fact, the protestors were allowed to have a redo weeks later, and the black trucks and local residents closely watched (including drones) to see if one unpleasant, possibly "stress-inducing" word was directed towards the protestors.
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Just returned from Georgia. Teaching in the K-12 schools is much better than locally in my state, but DEI remains a thing and huge, fabulous mosques are rising, too.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 10:59 AM (NFX2v)
BIL has a small herd of Black Angus and he is his own cowboy.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 10:58 AM (E4rtv)
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at least he eats well
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 11:00 AM (dtxyT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2026 10:55 AM (qRla/)
It's haunted by demons. The internet said so.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:57 AM (g8Ew
Winchester never had 'satan is king' on their products.
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 11:00 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 10:58 AM (3OyJk)
IIRC we tried, but various Republican politicians and podcasters said ohhh nooo our precious freedoms.
Then they all went out for free Chinese buffet.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 11:00 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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IRRC, In Search Of series got there first in the 70's. No less than Spock with raised eyebrows commenting.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:00 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)
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Once the committee voted in favor, it meant the votes were there.
Once Collins announced she wouldn't vote for him, the whipping was done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 11:00 AM (bvy21)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)
Life's a bitch.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:53 AM (g8Ew
Trump saved him from being cleaned out by the bitch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2026 11:00 AM (S41Gd)
That would be Effing William Gollings, Sr., but some scribe in the hostpital made a mistake.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 11:00 AM (rxwdW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Yep. All his neighbors have relatively small herds of cattle too. Ozarks.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 11:01 AM (sTU8y)
75-year-old Trump voter "betrayed" after ICE arrested his 45-year-old Venezuelan fiancée for expired visa
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)
FASCISM!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)
Life's a bitch.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2026 10:53 AM (g8Ew
Trump saved him from being cleaned out by the bitch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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His kids from a previous relationship probably called ICE to protect their inheritance.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:02 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I personally approve of whipping Congress critters at every turn. Devo's "Whip It" song should be playing while doing it.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 11:03 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 10:44 AM (3uBP9)
I assume the bank owns 95% of that truck. What happens when it is (rightfully in this instance) seized by the cops? Is the puke kid still on the hook for the debt?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:05 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:05 AM
It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at August 07, 2026 11:11 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 11:05 AM (1z8ji)
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Good question. When the police sell the truck, I'd imagine the lien gets satisfied either from auction proceeds or the kid, so I'd guess the kid had to pray it sold for more than the loan payoff value.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 11:18 AM (bx2ki)
Posted by: STW at August 07, 2026 02:25 PM (vB4Cb)
The Morning Report — 8/ 7 /26
Francesca Hong is running to be the next governor of Wisconsin, but she can’t decide if she wants to be the Grinch who stole Thanksgiving, too. Thanksgiving? We’re talking about Thanksgiving in August? In 2020, she tweeted that we should stick a carving knife in the national holiday of gratitude because it was “celebrating colonialism.”From that flaming pile of excrement we go south to Texas where you'd think, saner heads would for sure be prevailing. You'd think, until . . .
James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers' The Pride Month event also featured a drag queen with the provocative name 'Sedonya Face'Of course, these are merely candidates for governor and senator. But would the party run them if they didn't think they had a shot at rallying their troops. And speaking of which, first up we have...
About a mile and a half from where Luigi Mangione (allegedly) murdered UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, and a schlep from the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn where the (alleged) assassin is being held as he awaits state and federal trials, Luigi: The Musical finished its six-night New York City run at The Green Room 42 in the YOTEL New York Times Square.Springtime for Hitler was merely Mel Brooks being funny. At the time some thought even he went a bit too far with The Prodcuers but sadly it seems as if he was actually being prescient. Just as the late great Paddy Chayefsky was with Network And here we have another one who will bury, er that is BURN us.
An upcoming criminal trial may reshape public opinion about the main cause of the 2025 Palisades Fire in Southern California, redefining it as a consequence not of climate change but of class warfare.While all of the previous maniacs were all born and raised here, we still have Michiganistan and Islam to contend with...
The financial and ideological ties between El-Sayed and CAIR raise questions about his candidacy, given CAIR’s controversial history and alleged links to terrorist organizations. This could become a focal point in the Michigan Senate race as voters scrutinize the influence of such organizations on political candidates.Well, it's nice to believe as some do that Mike Rogers will beat this fiend. But please remember that beyond the base, Michigan's elections are run by Governor Wretched Whitler and Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson who were both, especially the latter, instrumental in the thievery that stole the state from Trump and gave it to Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants Biden in 2020 in the middle of the night in Wayne County where election observers were ejected, the windows covered and 18-wheelers full of ballots hauled in. So, as we close out the week, let's try to end on a much happier note:
Ever since Donald Trump returned to the White House and especially since Trump’s Liberation Day tariff announcement, the economic press has reported that American manufacturing is struggling under President Trump’s tariffs. Even worse: stories have frequently claimed that manufacturing is struggling because of the tariffs. The Wall Street Journal declared manufacturing “in retreat.” The Associated Press said tariffs were “hurting American manufacturers instead of helping them.” Reuters reported that import duties had undercut manufacturing.And on top of that, we have this bit of orgasmatronia!
There’s just one problem: none of that is happening. If tariffs are hurting American manufacturing, someone forgot to tell the factories. The Labor Department reported Thursday that manufacturing output rose at a 4.6 percent annual rate in the second quarter. Hours worked increased 2.6 percent. Productivity, which measures output per hour, rose 1.9 percent.
President Donald Trump signed two executive orders Thursday that end birth tourism and expand the definition of who does not qualify for birthright citizenship. . . The first Executive Order non-exhaustively identifies certain categories of children of aliens who are not entitled to birthright citizenship consistent with historical exceptions to birthright citizenship recognized by the Supreme Court in Barbara. The second Executive Order delegates presidential authorities to the Secretary of State and Secretary of Homeland Security and directs them to halt the practice of birth tourism.Well, I'm sure the lawsuits will start flying and the usual crackpot nutters will threaten SCOTUS justices and their families but who knows? If Roe v. Wade could be nixed, perhaps there's hope that the 14th Amendment could actually be read and upheld as written and intended. My concern isn't necessarily with the Leftists it's mostly the RINOs who will stab us in the back. So we're in the mass grave or marching to it, but perhaps the first shovel-full of dirt has yet to be dropped on us? How's that for optimism?! And with that I bid you all
Have a great weekend,
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
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DSA gov. nominee Francesca Hong is the turkey who wants to ruin Thanksgiving, then Wisconsin, then America
- Where did it start and where is it going?
Prager U Video: The Vicious Cycle of Identity Politics
- Retrial of accused arsonist is set for October
Palisades Fire Was Sparked By Anti-Capitalist Motivated By Hate of Rich, Prosecutors Say
- “Luigi Mangione’s push to livestream his murder trial isn’t about transparency, it’s a stunt designed to pressure jurors, a former federal prosecutor is arguing.”
Luigi Mangione Wants Trial Livestreamed as Former Prosecutor Warns it’s to Pressure Jurors "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - Osborn, who has a history of making contradictory statements about immigration, said today’s illegal immigrants are no different from German Jews in the 1930s
Nebraska ‘Independent’ Dan Osborn Compared Immigration Enforcement to Nazi Germany in Unearthed Town Hall Comments - The orders come on the heels of the Supreme Court’s 5-4 decision in the Trump v. Barbara case in June that ruled birthright citizenship is a right under the Constitution.
Trump Signs Orders That End Birth Tourism, Limit Birthright Citizenship - What’s happening in Spain is a preview of what America can expect after our own Supreme Court’s birthright citizenship ruling.
Migrants Invaded Ceuta Because A Court Encouraged Them. SCOTUS Just Did The Same Here THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??) - The report, published on Tuesday, preceded Pezeshkian himself addressing his relationship with the younger Khamenei on state media in a televised interview on Thursday, claiming that it was “very difficult” to communicate with him.
Report: Iran’s President Only Allowed to Speak to Missing ‘Supreme Leader’ in Dark Car Meeting
- Vance said that if people “want to make me own the effort to try to bring this war to a successful conclusion, I’m happy to let them make me own it. I am absolutely trying to do that. But, to your point, that sometimes requires one step forward, two steps back, then three steps forward and one step back. I can certainly understand the American people are maybe looking at this, and they say, well, it seems like we’re making progress, and then it seems like we’re not.
Vance: Resolving Iran Situation ‘Going to Be Messy and It’s Going to Take Some Time’
- Larry Elder: Is this a war worth fighting?
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- Trump believes in American negotiation, which sees both sides winning a lot and losing a little; the mullahs believe in our complete destruction.
The Art Of The Deal Is Doomed To Fail In Iran
- Fred Fleitz: Economic strangulation threatens something much harder to survive: the regime's ability to pay the soldiers and police who keep it in power.
Trump Gives Iran One Last Chance. Tehran Is the One Running Out of Time ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY - Founded to prevent a future Holocaust, the MSI now attacks Israel, siding with those who dream of Israel’s destruction.
The Martin-Springer Institute: Another Holocaust institute falls to the antisemitic left THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - A Muslim illegal alien ripped off Americans and sent the money home including to pro-Hamas groups.
One Gaza 'Palestinian' . . . . $547M Fraud
- In contemporary America, there are people who are far more interested in taking whatever they can get for themselves, even as it harms the community and the country, than in doing what's right.
High-trust America has been undermined by imported corruption DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - ...California’s high-speed rail project is a political symbol plus a union giveaway, and no operational train system is coming anytime in the foreseeable future.
Gavin Newsom’s Bungled High-Speed Rail Project Includes Zero Trains
- These 19 Angelenos are frustrated with their leaders—but few are ready to vote Republican.
California Conversations, Part I: Los Angeles WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - The financial and ideological ties between El-Sayed and CAIR raise questions about his candidacy, given CAIR’s controversial history and alleged links to terrorist organizations. This could become a focal point in the Michigan Senate race as voters scrutinize the influence of such organizations on political candidates.
Dem Candidate El-Sayed’s Campaign Funded by Members of Terror-Linked CAIR Organization.
- Former lead FBI investigator says the underlying conspiracy remains active and the threat is growing.
The Link Between Hamas And The Muslim Brotherhood In America? Here’s The Evidence
- In both Islam and communism, there is an “In” crowd and an “Out” crowd, and both ideologies have as their relentless goal destroying the “Out” crowd.
The Mohammunist Manifesto—The World as a Binary
- And the criminals are overwhelmingly . . . what religion?
Moroccan Teen Rapes and Robs 80-Year-Old in France as ‘Crime Spirals Out of Control’ OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS - Celebrate diversity, right?
Man Decapitates Virgin Mary Statue in New York City AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS - We must face them.
Five Lessons Learned From the Fauci Fiasco
- The scientific establishment rewards celebrity and political influence over rigor and accountability.
Fauci And The Danger Of Following The Sun Gods Of Science FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - They don’t want Trump officials rifling through internal emails.
Journalists Want To Bury Their Fawning Friendship With Fauci* * * * * - The groups have spent untold millions to basically gaslight the nation into accepting the idea that banning frontier technology is MAGA.
Astroturf Conservative Groups Are Trying to Ban American Innovation THE ECONOMY, STUPID - So much for the idea that tariffs would damage U.S. productivity and manufacturing... The Labor Department reported Thursday that manufacturing output rose at a 4.6 percent annual rate in the second quarter. Hours worked increased 2.6 percent. Productivity, which measures output per hour, rose 1.9 percent.
Boosted by Tariffs, U.S. Manufacturing Enters a Renaissance
- Tone-policing those trying to offer solutions isn’t the way. There are policy solutions that can address the high cost of food, but none of them come from an economic system that has failed every previous time it’s been tried. Socialism won’t actually give us free burritos.
How ‘burritogate’ roiled the right — exposing a dangerous disconnect on affordability RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM - Nothing is out of bounds if it means sticking it to Trump, even raising energy costs.
This Is What Blue State AGs Are Doing To Jack Up Your Energy Bill
- The global warming scare is finally beginning to fade, but the misinformation keeps pouring out.
When Will The Climate Liars Stop Lying? CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - The DOJ’s actions aim to dismantle the CJNG’s operations, reduce drug-related deaths, and recover stolen funds for victims. Trump administration officials have noted a 22 percent drop in fentanyl overdose deaths, attributing it to increased enforcement. Rewards totaling $100 million have been offered for information leading to the arrest of cartel leaders, signaling a strong commitment to combating cartel violence and fraud.
Trump DOJ Charges Five Mexican Cartel Leaders.
- A free society depends upon the informed consent of the governed. That consent becomes impossible when the public is deceived into believing that a twenty-year sentence means twenty years of societal protection.
The Sentencing Illusion EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Restoring the academy requires more than budget cuts—it needs grant funding for the research that the Left has ignored.
To Fix Higher Education, Fund Heterodox Research THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH - Documents released Thursday morning by the White House Government Transparency Task Force detail the massive data breach, an investigation by the FBI, a suspect who admitted to the crime, and a years-long attempt by the FBI to get someone to prosecute, only to close the case due to a lack of prosecutor interest.
Four Prosecutors Refused To Pursue Hacker Behind 2020 Breach Of 633,000 Arizona Voters
- Turns out a hacker got his hands on more than 600,000 Maricopa County voter registrations, including sensitive personal information on many.
Arizona 2020: New revelations from 'the most secure election in U.S. history'
- The political left has developed a remarkably simple response to almost every proposed election safeguard: Call it voter suppression.
Election Integrity Is Not Voter Suppression DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Stratton, running to replace retiring Sen Dick Durbin, welcomed CCP-tied firm to Illinois as lieutenant governor
Electric Vehicle Exec Identified as CCP Member Has Given $450K to Democrats This Campaign Season—Including $71K for Senate Nominees Juliana Stratton, Roy Cooper POLITICS - “At the end of the day, we need to elect JD,” the president reportedly stated.
Report — Trump Tells Donors He Wants Vice President Vance to Win in 2028: ‘We Need to Elect JD’
- One group is launching a $15 million push to undercut democratic socialism after El-Sayed's win.
How Some Dems Are ‘Preparing For The Next War’ Against Socialists
- “A guy who was a big fan of MS NOW” said he had voted for … Stevens. “If Abdul El-Sayed wins, I will be voting for Mike Rogers.”
Michigan Senate Contest Emerges as November’s Most Consequential Race
- After decades of giving my all for Democrat House and Senate candidates, this fall I will support — and contribute to — Mike Rogers, Michigan’s GOP Senate nominee, instead.
I’m a longtime Democrat — fighting for GOP’s Mike Rogers, and my party’s soul, in Michigan... And I’ll do everything I can to make sure other Democrats follow.
- “In counties where Black people made up at least 15 percent of the population, Stevens led El-Sayed by 8 points. Black voters in Detroit have historically been pivotal for Democrats to win statewide, pointing to a potential vulnerability for the party ahead of the general election,” the report continues.
Report: Demographic Breakdown of El-Sayed’s Voters Worries Democrats About Strength of His Candidacy FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - There's a story making the rounds in the European press right now, and it's starting to gain real traction among YouTubers here in the States, too. It's worth your attention — not because it's fake, but because of what's conspicuously missing from it.
A Mass Exodus of Muslims From France? Maybe. DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - Officials have also said the most pressing shortage is that of Patriot and Terminal High Altitude Area Defense interceptors, which the country has used faster than manufacturers can replace them.
Trump denies munitions shortage reports, calls leaks ‘treasonous’ HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - Dr. Schwartz’s appointment as Director of the CDC coincides with an outbreak of Cyclospora, a parasite that causes severe diarrhea. The spread of the parasite has been linked to contaminated lettuce. Her appointment also coincides with ongoing disputes over vaccine policy. The nature of her appointment demonstrates how even ostensibly apolitical roles can evoke deep partisan tensions, as exhibited by the fact that Dr. Schwartz did not receive a full confirmation vote. Dr. Schwartz is not the only person to be appointed to the role during this Congress. Her predecessor, Susan Monarez, served briefly as Director of the CDC before being removed following a reported disagreement with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Senate Approves CDC Chief Amid Diarrhea Parasite Crisis.
- LA County health officials issue another warning due to flea-borne typhus outbreak in the region.
Why Los Angeles Is Becoming America’s Rattiest City ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - This data provides more evidence that Pluto is active geologically, even though its location so far out in the solar system provides it very little heat or energy from the Sun. It is also further proof that the decision by a small group of scientists at an International Astronomical Union (IAU) meeting in Europe in 2006 to declare Pluto was not a planet was utterly stupid.
Scientists: New Horizons’ images of Pluto suggest liquid nitrogen flows in the cracks of its frozen nitrogen ocean
- In every way the Katalyst team has shined so far in this mission. It quickly reconfigured its original demo satellite rescue mission into a Swift rescue, won the contract in November 2025, got Link built and ready for launch by June, and now have successfully recovered the spacecraft.
Katalyst engineers regain control of Link rescue spacecraft FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - The Pride Month event also featured a drag queen with the provocative name 'Sedonya Face'
James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers'
- Florida joins Arkansas, North Dakota, Tennessee, and Texas in banning minors from adult live performances, setting a precedent for other states aiming to shield children from explicit content. The ruling reinforces the state’s ability to regulate obscenity while dismissing concerns that the law infringes on First Amendment rights.
Court Upholds Florida Ban on ‘Lewd’ Drag Shows for Children. CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - A review of "Luigi: The Musical" and the people who went to see it.
Luigi Mangione’s Curtain Call: The Pop Culture Assassin Prince Takes The Stage
- The organization’s decision was not based on a single incident, according to Brodeur.
Miss USA Strips Title from NC Pageant Winner Brittany Boltinhouse, Vows Not to ‘Tolerate Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia’
- Christian Toto: Film industry did far more than just ignore nation's 250th birthday
Blame Hollywood for Rise of DSA, Socialism in America
- Christian Toto Too: Stars are increasingly political in the modern era, but the results aren’t always so clear cut.
We Need More Tom Sellecks, Less Mark Ruffalos
- The company has made changes to its website following online backlash.
Coca-Cola Said No To Jesus But Yes To Satan
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (U+tJ3)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 07:34 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 07, 2026 07:34 AM (Q/FnY)
It's a great way to dissolve rust, though. I used it once to clean some tore bolts I was having trouble loosening.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:35 AM (U+tJ3)
Yeah, I remember how health care policy changed after...what? Nothing changed? Even after the exec's death? Almost as if what Luigi did was pointless.
I don't think the Left really wants us thinking that putting bullets in the brainpans of people we view as a threat is a cool idea.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 07:37 AM (lXoJ5)
As Nayib Bukele, Prophet of Sanity, once said, "If a country does not remove corrupt judges, it cannot fix its systemic issues."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)
It's a great way to dissolve rust, though. I used it once to clean some tore bolts I was having trouble loosening.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:35 AM (U+tJ3)
Buy the supermarket brand cola so long as you see Phosphoric Acid as an ingredient.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 07:37 AM (x0n13)
Come to think of it, hyenas look like the first, unfinished draft of the dog. Just as opossums look like the first draft of the cat. I imagine God saying, "Come *on*, you can do better than *that* --!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:38 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 07:38 AM (wVCl1)
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 07:39 AM (j10i6)
Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 07:39 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 07:40 AM (sTU8y)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:41 AM (yeRBj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:43 AM (JvZF+)
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No, I didn't read the article yet. But this begs the instantaneous question of how long it will be before a judge immediately stops it? And how can this be done if SCOTUS has already said birthright citizenship is a-ok from a constitutional position (as laughable as it is)?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)
How does one go about that? Forbid the sale of turkeys, yams, pumpkin pie?
Such a stupid and unserious, yet highly demented person. The country has collectively lost it's mind if we're seriously going to elect someone who has certainly lost theirs.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 07:46 AM (2Cry5)
This last chance number what? 20?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:46 AM (l3cgK)
Yeah, I remember how health care policy changed after...what? Nothing changed? Even after the exec's death? Almost as if what Luigi did was pointless.
I don't think the Left really wants us thinking that putting bullets in the brainpans of people we view as a threat is a cool idea.
Posted by: NR Pax
You do realize that year-1 Kirkaversary is less than one month away...
https://www.tinyurl.com/forWARd-WhenLIBsDisarm
To be presided over by the Smirking Madmani standing next to the Pyschodancin' AOC in exctacy of all the money she can seize and people to burn....
remember who did this:
it would be wrong to cut off contact with the terror group just because they may have killed people "in a way that we hate." -- Bill Clinton'06 near the height of his association with Epstein
Palestinians elected Hamas because they promised to make the buses run on time -- Bill Clinton'06
I tried to represent a better America when I was president. But now I don't have to...- Bill Clinton'06
--- He was on a roll that year, because he didn't have to go to Epstien's island, it came to him, that was AVILOOP was/is...
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 07, 2026 07:46 AM (eS+Uj)
I worked on a very expensive home one time, 10 million or so, and when the owner complained to the foreman about progress, he said "Some things show, and some things don't".
Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 07:47 AM (MWfyi)
The only form of justice that I predict for that couple, is that they will need to reside in D.C. for several more years to make court appearances, and they won’t be able to retire full time to a luxurious resort town.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 07:47 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)
Tougher to kill this one, I think. The EO basically says that if you're in the US just long enough to give birth and then immediately take the child back to whatever country you're visiting from then you obviously aren't under the jurisdiction of the US so not a citizen.
The courts could shit on him again but at some point they make it plain to even the dimmest of bulbs that they're not trying to uphold the Constitution, they're trying to destroy the country.
Trump is the unmasker.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)
The Pilgrims land off-course after months at sea, hitting the Americas right as winter was starting. Many died, more would have if the natives didn't spare food.
They also went Communist before Communism - everyone would work, their produce would go into a central bank. That bank was to pay off the loan that paid for the journey to the new world. But everyone, man, woman, and child, also got one share of everything produced. Each according to their ability, each according to their need.
The journal of the leader showed this was a crap idea even then. It did not work, and it was turning godly people (they left Europe because of religion!) into hating their neighbors. So they scrapped the whole commune deal. Somewhat quickly, because these weren't over-educated retards like from today's "higher" learning. Every family was given a plot of land. They could sell what they grew and made.
First winter - pity food from the natives. Next winter - abundance because you worked to eat. Apparently, they paid off that loan pretty quickly too afterwards.
Posted by: Another Anon at August 07, 2026 07:48 AM (4h45B)
L Tryptophan is the silent killer...ban it!
And just like that - turkey is no longer an endangered species come November
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 07:48 AM (j10i6)
The media hate you. Their practitioners are liars and scum.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:49 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2026 07:50 AM (77Xnc)
>Trump Gives Iran One Last Chance. Tehran Is the One Running Out of Time
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 07:50 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 07:52 AM (aJQbY)
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As the apt saying goes, "you can't fix stupid." SMH
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)
It was normal to sue over the punch list, then sue partners, and then sue anyone else involved. Trump is at that stage with Iran. Just pay no attention while he does the statecraft equivalent of suing them, as he finishes off whatever the hell he is doing over there. As long as none of our guys have to land on the beach I guess I'm ok with target practice.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:52 AM (gd9nb)
This last chance number what? 20?
Posted by: jim
I want to believe there's more going on here than meets the eye, but I have my doubts, missy.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 07:53 AM (Y8DZL)
This last chance number what? 20?
Posted by: jim
I want to believe there's more going on here than meets the eye, but I have my doubts, missy.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 07:53 AM (Y8DZL)
Don't call me
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:54 AM (l3cgK)
She also says she no longer reads The Economist but she might be shining me on.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:54 AM (JvZF+)
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Excellent point.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:55 AM (gd9nb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:56 AM (l3cgK)
Cold flow in the crack...Brrrr!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (l3cgK)
Give us just a one more last chance
Before you say we're through
We know we drive you crazy, Trumpy
It's the best that we can do
We're just some good ol' IRGC boys a-makin' noise
We ain't runnin' around on you
Give us just one more last chance
Before you say we're through
https://youtu.be/aGfgIQfpbWI
Posted by: Not Vince Gill at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (xSAlF)
@JohnDSailer
If you're wondering about the mood at Cambridge, here's one professors verdict after the Arday affair: "It's disastrous for Cambridge, and it's disastrous for higher education."
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Everyone involved in this debacle contributed to perpetuating a fraud, advancing racism, and corrupting Western civilization. Triple play.
Bravo "smart people!"
Where is the Nothing Will Happen guy?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:00 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:00 AM (77rzZ)
Why am I not surprised?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:00 AM (l3cgK)
Can I get a bottle that says "Coca Cola is Crap"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:01 AM (l3cgK)
We’re in a weird spot right now. Depending on the day of the week or hour of the day, I alternate between thinking we’re on the cusp of disaster to believing a sweeping series of victories are on the threshold. From Iran is disastrous politically to a belief that Iran is slowly crumbling; from a feeling Dems will sweep the midterms to optimism the GOP keeps both chambers. I can’t make up my mind, which is unusual… strange
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:01 AM (ugElV)
That right there is exceptional parenting.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:01 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (xSAlF)
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Only to get elected. Don't believe a word; she hates Thanksgiving, Christmas, July 4th, 9/11 Anniversary, DDay, whatever. She hates America.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:02 AM (yeRBj)
Posted by: Just Wondering at August 07, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)
I went to school with quite a few Jesúses...They're being racist against a perfectly good Hispanic name...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:02 AM (l3cgK)
I don't believe her. I was noticing the political backtracking.
Besides, you think someone who was a chef would celebrate Thanksgiving. Lots of people do go out on that holiday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 08:03 AM (W90Ou)
“At the end of the day, we need to elect JD,” the president reportedly stated.
Report — Trump Tells Donors He Wants Vice President Vance to Win in 2028: ‘We Need to Elect JD’
The counter to this story is that someone yesterday asked Trump about this on camera, and. Trump replied “no, I think it’s way too early for anyone to start worrying about 2028.”
Seems to be a window on how many stories are just made up these days. And I think Trump is exactly right here - it’s way too early to be worrying about that. At the very least get through the ‘26 elections first!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:04 AM (+iIn9)
But didn't explain why that prohibition didn't work for Allah or S'tan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e)
The Chronicle Of Higher Education, an industry rag, is melting down.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:05 AM (yeRBj)
Taking care of Ralphy. So need coffee. Dude made it through another week.
Today's lies and misinformation
CBC - Thailand gunman kills 7 at school. He was 14. Wildfires. US Border Patrol. Meta fined - yeah that money won't be stolen and misused.
CNN - Blanche - Murkowski isn't supporting. Dumb bitch. Mitch won't vote.
MS Now - Iran. US squandered strategic advantage.
Fox - Sanders won't endorse Hong. Not crazy enough? Doesn't have enough houses or money? Don't know.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:06 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at August 07, 2026 08:06 AM (45BvE)
Child abuse. Straight to jail.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (O7YUW)
Boomers are reluctant to relinquish control — from political offices to corner offices — to the detriment of their juniors. In a society where the elderly hold so much power, should younger generations revolt?
My guest today is Samuel Moyn, a professor at Yale Law School, and he argues that American democracy is distorted by the power of the old. We discuss how seniors have hoarded wealth and influence and how Americans can renew an intergenerational compact.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (XuKj1)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)
Yup. I taught my kids that when the phone rights, what is our first thought? "It's a scam."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:09 AM (O7YUW)
Child abuse. Straight to jail.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (O7YUW)
Straight to HELL...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 08:09 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:09 AM (O7YUW)
Hundreds of thousands of Mexicans named Haysuess are pissed.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2026 08:10 AM (sTU8y)
Some people get it. Some people want their pony, NOW.
The progress of the conflict from the U.S. perspective is leaps and bounds better than even the highest successes of GWOT, IMO.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 08:10 AM (dK+Kv)
Millennials and GenZ languish in poverty and despair because this one old fart elected in a state in which they don't live, or this CEO in some company at which they don't work, won't just die already and leave me the money.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)
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It was never about defeating terror.
It was about making certain people rich. Instituting measures to control the public here at home. Create a rationale for doing things abroad that otherwise might be questioned.
It was, by most measures, successful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (2Cry5)
Where is the Nothing Will Happen guy?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:59 AM (JvZF+)
To me one of the funniest lies was that he told everyone that he was a runner, and he once ran 30 marathons in 33 days. And they all just said “ooh that’s really good” without thinking that there’s only a handful of elite runners in the world who could maybe do that.
This guy was much like the old pathological liar character that Jon Lovitz played on SNL, iirc. He just made up increasingly wild claims and probably laughed himself to sleep every night at what he could say and get away with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (+iIn9)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)
That's because it is the wrong war. What is needed is a War Against Islam.
Posted by: The War To End All Wars at August 07, 2026 08:12 AM (45BvE)
It was about making certain people rich. Instituting measures to control the public here at home. Create a rationale for doing things abroad that otherwise might be questioned.
It was, by most measures, successful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (2Cry5)
I rate this as... correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)
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You don't say the deeply anti-American things she says and then "backtrack." What she expressed shows her deeply held beliefs. To believe otherwise is foolish.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: The War To End All Wars
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I do believe there will be a war of civilizations in the future.
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)
That's because it is the wrong war. What is needed is a War Against Islam.
Posted by: The War To End All Wars at August 07, 2026 08:12 AM (45BvE)
A war against Islam would not accomplish the goals of the architects of the WoT.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2026 08:14 AM (z6ONu)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:15 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:16 AM (77rzZ)
Child abuse. Straight to jail.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (O7YUW)
No kidding.
That should also extend to Hollywood shows where anyone under 18 is portrayed as gay or trans. Or submitted to that crap. There was a kids show 'Popularity Papers' where one of the main characters had two gay Dads - one a drag queen.
They actually had a kid dress in drag for a PRIDE WEEK thing. It was pretty disgusting.
And then the was Fay and Fluffy which was aimed at 6 year olds.
Fortunately, most of Canada's kids networks went off the air.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:16 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 08:17 AM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:07 AM (XuKj1)
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The face of evil a pernicious insidious diabolical evil.
This person would probably say something that would make them unsafe in my presence, he certainly did in that interview.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:18 AM (JvZF+)
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Who won Michigan in 2024 ?
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:18 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2026 08:18 AM (z6ONu)
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:19 AM (S0M0K)
Seen any good intrusive ads lately?
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:19 AM (S0M0K)
Depends.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 08:20 AM (wVcYX)
While it's not an incorrect observation, I am betting the solution offered is not a very pleasant one.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:20 AM (lXoJ5)
The Chronicle Of Higher Education, an industry rag, is melting down.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:05 AM (yeRBj)
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Lemme guess...
The faculty are ranting about the administration infringing on "muh academic freedoom!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (FZ29D)
Both Ms. Boltinghouse and the successor Miss North Carolina have darker complexion than Northern Europeans. Who is entitled to use rapper vocabulary without sanction?
I warned my older daughter, who was a rap fan as a teenager, NEVER to use rapper language. I refer to “Mark Fuhrman Syndrome” as use of language that can someday be used against you years later.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (1FEc1)
It was, by most measures, successful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (2Cry5)
Wait a minute - are you saying that it was just like the War on Poverty, and the War on Drugs?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:22 AM (+iIn9)
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It was never about defeating terror.
It was about making certain people rich. Instituting measures to control the public here at home. Create a rationale for doing things abroad that otherwise might be questioned.
It was, by most measures, successful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (2Cry5)
In retrospect, the "War on . . ." construct should have been a dead giveaway that success and achieving the stated objective was never going to be the goal. The lack of clearly defined objectives or strategic outcomes should have been another clue.
F W to hell.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 08:22 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:22 AM (+iIn9)
Thanks for the TL;DR of my concurrent thought.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 08:22 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:19 AM (S0M0K)
Only older ladies with copious cleavage offering up their late-stage genocidal booberage for optimal viewing...other than that, no.
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (j10i6)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:15 AM (77rzZ)
Joe Crowley, the old Irish guy who Titty-Caca AOC ousted. He was just a corrupt machine pol in the Boss Tweed/Tammany Hall vein. Crooks but not crazy anti-Americans.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 08:24 AM (MWfyi)
Here's a thought: How about we start believing in their total destruction?
As a side note, I find it interesting that the elites never bring up Daniel Pearl, the WSJ reporter beheaded by an Islamic.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2026 08:25 AM (7s9Qe)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Yeah, I read a book about that. It was called Revelations.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:26 AM (+iIn9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:11 AM (+iIn9)
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The psychology of everyone involved in this farce is utterly fascinating.
Every photo I have seen of this guy his skin shines likes its been buffed and he is wearing eye-liner.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:26 AM (JvZF+)
I believe the term is "Horsemaned".
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (z6ONu)
Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 08:24 AM (MWfyi)
Yeah, but their sales started to sag after the 80's...right into the basement.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (l3cgK)
They certainly were featured a lot in their videos.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: fd! at August 07, 2026 08:24 AM (MWfyi)
I went to see Pronounced Hooterage instead. Not bad
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (ALKK0)
Posted by: I was making the coffee at August 07, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2026 08:28 AM (z6ONu)
Anyway, he has an interesting theory on why burritos might be more expensive and it involves a very specific foreign interest, but you'll never guess who, literally impossible to predict the shocking revelation he makes, no not in a million years could you guess, don't even try bro.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:19 AM (S0M0K)
Only older ladies with copious cleavage offering up their late-stage genocidal booberage for optimal viewing...other than that, no.
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (j10i6)
The brunette in the floral tank top near the pool is my favorite. I'm almost tempted to try to learn her weird trick.
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (S0M0K)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:27 AM (ALKK0)
Interestingly, I'm told that "Pronounced Hooterage" means Big Nose.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (ALKK0)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)
"put an end" (go to war) over anything it's gibberish. In today's world it's just a way to obfuscate their real intentions by making something sound so dire that extreme measures need to be taken.
It's an excuse to do things the public probably wouldn't approve of.
Covid was a prime example of a mild situation that was leveraged to run a massive compliance op on the general public. It got the majority of the public to abide some of the most asinine mandates known to man.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:30 AM (2Cry5)
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a lot of what government does is about politicians protecting their phony baloney jobs
'We have to be seen as Doing Something'
IMO YMMV
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)
She won a literal beauty contest run by the DSA to be their representative. She was at peak pulchritude with ripe but still firm melons.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (FZ29D)
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Got it in one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (lIvnD)
The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies is pulling a film that presents the harrowing journey of an Afghan teenager to Europe after the man featured in it was accused of the killing of a Scottish aid worker whose body was found inside a suitcase.
Sharif Ahmadzai, 26, was ordered jailed pending trial by a Greek court on Thursday in the death of Elisabeth-Jane Ross, a 38-year-old psychotherapist and volunteer aid worker from Scotland
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (Sco7b)
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a lot of what government does is about politicians protecting their phony baloney jobs
'We have to be seen as Doing Something'
IMO YMMV
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)
Gov't breaks something, then says they'll fix it, then spends lots of our tax dollars to not fix the thing they broke. Repeat and rinse.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (l3cgK)
What is it?
Posted by: Victor Vector at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 07, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)
Espresso, cappuccino, latte, Joe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)
What is it?
Posted by: Victor Vector at August 07, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Beats genocidal Thanksgiving any day...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (j10i6)
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So, like Mitch McConnell?
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)
I just saw the city council in McKinney, TX voted 7-0 to allow construction of a new mosque and Islamic center there. McKinney is deep red… WTF!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (ALKK0)
Are they criticizing his culture? That sound like they are criticizing his culture.
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)
Pretty slippery when wet one would suppose...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j10i6)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)
Ya gotta get the texture just right...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)
You'll put your eye out.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (dK+Kv)
https://tinyurl.com/4vfkpk7h
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (rHgXV)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (ALKK0)
My guess is that the muslims paid the council enough that they're set even if they're voted out of office at the next opportunity. Given the fact that hundreds of people showed up to speak against it, that's a real possibility. Still... damage done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)
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Do you see the masculine Democrat toughguy rebrand yet? They are copying what Trump did, but from the Left and as a "movement" instead of a single person. Soon the picture of Democrats - sneaky establishment power stepping on the common man, and the feminine gay and trans identity bud light driven horseshit party that Trump worked so hard to fight and expose - will be a memory.
The new energetic party has a message - they are the party of the working man again. And strong. It's about branding, not reality. They're starting extreme to get attention and then the Party can slowly modulate the message, depending on how things are received. Trump did this too by opening with crazy extreme ideas (a muslim ban, punishment for abortions) and then paring back.
Calling him scary did not work and Democrats know why. And he lurched the country Right despite having just his voice - and so with practically 100% media control, they're giving it a shot. And they get to do it the Democrat Way. At arm's length in case it doesn't quite work out. But heavily coordinated.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 08:35 AM (6UXQp)
Why do they all look like this...world-wide even?
https://instapundit.com/815203/
Massively confident in their ignorance and destructive stupidity.
Fortunately, the warning signs are there.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:36 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (x0n13)
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An old friend of mine, a Democrat politician years ago, has a beach house in NJ ("down the shore") where he is surrounded by houses owned by old time corrupt Democrats. I sort of miss those guys; they are pro-America and just trying to steal a little money, not your life and liberty!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:36 AM (xEtsj)
......
It's a long way from Milan to Minsk.
Posted by: Rochelle at August 07, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (1FEc1)
See also: Paula Dean (even though it was describing a robber who held a gun to her head)
Posted by: TxAnn at August 07, 2026 08:36 AM (SjAWL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)
They're expensive in some places, probably LA and the like. Places where lots of people feel the need to share on social media. AFAIK, no one has correlated the places where burritos are expensive to places where the minimum wage has been jacked way up.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (ALKK0)
I live in an allegedly "deep red" state in the process of selling its soul. The natives seem asleep, and the liberal emigres, having escaped their blue enclaves of shit-hole government and punitive taxation, are all harrumphing about cold-hearted conservatism and venting their TDS spleen. Stupid and sickening.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2026 08:37 AM (7s9Qe)
One punch and down!
Posted by: That guy in Hawaii at August 07, 2026 08:38 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2026 08:23 AM (x0n13)
What happened to the old school Democrat party is not complicated at all - it was based on nothing but thievery and racial grievances, but had managed to gain control of a lot of electoral systems. It had nothing left at all to offer younger voters who it was not serving in any way - but the things it controlled made it a ripe candidate for a takeover.
And that, obviously, is what is happening. I believe a big story in the future will be the revelation that the DSA is almost completely funded and led by the CCP, through intermediaries like Neville Singh. There’s a LOT of dark money behind them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:38 AM (+iIn9)
Posted by: pookysgirl's house is filled with music at August 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Wt5PA)
Yeah, lots of sweaty gym photos showing dem dudes all in muscle shirts...pretend men in other words.
Don't think it works...but we'll see
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:40 AM (j10i6)
"Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is in extremely critical condition and could pass away at any moment, two sources close to the Pezeshkian administration told IranWire."
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:40 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (g47mK)
"Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is in extremely critical condition and could pass away at any moment, two sources close to the Pezeshkian administration told IranWire."
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:40 AM (g47mK)
Toss him down a well! Stat!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)
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Burn it down.
The old ways are sometimes necessary.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)
I saw a retarded article yesterday in Unherd IIRC… the gist was that a lot of anti-MAGA faux conservatives (like Massie) are talking about the price of burritos as a proxy for bashing the Iran war… because of course it’s the Iran war has caused gas prices to skyrocket and along with that many other price increases. Parenthetical: Gas prices really aren’t up all that much…. These nuts are very creative in finding ways to bash Israel
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (TqDYN)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)
Pretty slippery when wet one would suppose...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j10i6)
I have never clicked over to a past ONT so fast in my life. I assumed there was a video of this boob climbing wall. Teams of happy joyful people ascending this pillowy rampart. I, so much wanted to behold this beautiful sight and share in their joy.
Posted by: banana Dream - Imagine my disappointment at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)
Coca-Cola Said No To Jesus But Yes To Satan
Oh, for goodness sakes.
Time for a cold RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)
I don't care if he's mouldering in the grave. The Ds hide their dead, we can do the same until the threat of a D replacement for Mitch is gone.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:43 AM (1Ff7Z)
https://tinyurl.com/4vfkpk7h
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (rHgXV)
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Great story
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:44 AM (lIvnD)
Posted by: banana Dream - Imagine my disappointment at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM
++++
And post a pithy "Thanks for the mammaries."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: banana Dream - Imagine my disappointment at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (3uBP9)
You get over the top? Get rewarded with the back door bun slide!
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (j10i6)
Posted by: pookysgirl's house is filled with music at August 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Wt5PA)
Play Symphony No. 4 , 1st movement
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:41 AM (TqDYN)
The thing is, I'd be stoked if it were real. Just look at what they've done for weather control and space lasers. You get them focused on Tex-mex, who knows what they'd come up with. I guarantee you it would be delicious.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)
I'm sure that every media outlet will be breaking land speed records to get their mics recording Republicans doing just this.
And they must take the time to explain how the previous round of free stuff is what got us into this expensive mess in the first place.
Which will be ignored because the spin will be that we don't want young people having free stuff because we're heartless and want grandma to die.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (lXoJ5)
https://tinyurl.com/4vfkpk7h
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (rHgXV)
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Great story
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 08:44 AM (lIvnD)
The new tenants in a socialist/communist paradise...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (l3cgK)
It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (cpFbA)
Stop trying to make "Flapjack Friday" happen!
...
But, Flapjack Saturday or Flapjack Sunday...now those might happen.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: pookysgirl's house is filled with music at August 07, 2026 08:39 AM (Wt5PA)
Play Symphony No. 4 , 1st movement
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (Oy/m2)
My kids were very good with their movements...so many diapers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)
Pretty slippery when wet one would suppose...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (j10i6)
I have never clicked over to a past ONT so fast in my life. I assumed there was a video of this boob climbing wall. Teams of happy joyful people ascending this pillowy rampart. I, so much wanted to behold this beautiful sight and share in their joy.
Posted by: banana Dream - Imagine my disappointment at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (3uBP9)
Time for a creative remake of The Eiger Sanction?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)
My favorite story of the week continues to be the saga of Prof Scott Galloway, a complete leftist, being shocked that he was "doxxed" by Mamdani's publishing second homeowners for the pied-a-terre tax. Galloway supports the tax but can't believe that the Mamdani administration "put a target on his back" .
The people who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party are shocked that that leopards are eating their faces
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (KY+FT)
Why? Comity among the Senate brotherhood?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)
They'll all gather with her and bounce ideas off the wall to see what sticks.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 08:45 AM (lXoJ5)
I had a great T-shirt years ago that read in bold, black lettering: "Heartless Conservative." I need to replace it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (7s9Qe)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:01 AM (ugElV)
Here's what I think is most likely but subject to change. R's keep both houses (undeservedly because they're assholes who hate us) but the Democrat "strength" and "energy" is shown by a number of unexpected victories from their loudest contingent.
The story ends up being "yes these people are extreme but the average person is worried and scared about the future and the Democrat Party must start listening to them to win and to make a difference".
This paves the way for (possibly) a bridge candidate who can marry the old establishment'a moderation and money and sense (ha ha) with the open communism, "working person values" and "finger on the pulse" of the new breed.
It *could* be someone totally associated with DSA but I'm not certain of that at all.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (6UXQp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)
It started with some entitled Z complaining to Kolvet (TPUSA guy) about the price of his burrito; turns out he pays $20. which is of course hand delivered to him in his house by a delivery service. So normal people pointed out that they fed their family of 6 (or
with burritos for the same price. and it went on from there - two sides, one bitching about the "affordability crisis" the other is like, dude get out of the house. Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (g47mK)
125 I just saw the city council in McKinney, TX voted 7-0 to allow construction of a new mosque and Islamic center there. McKinney is deep red… WTF!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:33 AM (ALKK0)
Although i certainly don’t like the idea, i have to sympathize with the city councilman. Given that all levels of government are subject to the 1st Amendment, on what legal grounds could they vote to deny?
I think they voted against volunteering for a large and expensive lawsuit they were guaranteed to lose. From a local report on the matter: “The site was already zoned for a place of worship and the plans did not ask for any exemptions from city rules. City staff also noted that it was fully compliant with established city requirements.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (+iIn9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)
The Eager Sanction.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2026 08:48 AM (7s9Qe)
Coca-Cola Said No To Jesus But Yes To Satan
Oh, for goodness sakes.
Time for a cold RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (1Ff7Z)
Time for the Bud Light treatment.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (j10i6)
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)
You don't know what you've missed then.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:47 AM
++++
She was on the way to the bar to meet me for Ladies Night.
Posted by: Cougar mom at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)
How about a taco?
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 07, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/
GatewayPundit had an article yesterday. Apparently being released but still 'under the weather.'
Blanche could use his vote according to CNN. Murkowski, hold onto your seats, is a no.
In so many ways, she's just a NO!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 08:51 AM (Sco7b)
They even had a pod in The Bronx and would sometimes follow the railroad tracks into Manahattan, which was always good for a story in the NY Post.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)
How about a taco?
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM
They're great for breakfast!
Posted by: Jill Not A Doctor Biden at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Beethoven's Last Movement at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (JM9I6)
— Francesca Hong
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:53 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)
How about a taco?
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:50 AM (Oy/m2)
I eat a burrito most days. They’re less than $10 where I go. That mythical $20 burrito I hope it was monstrous and delicious… with guac!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:53 AM (ALKK0)
Where I used to routinely see (and narrate) things 5 or 10 years in advance, sometimes these days it's only six months. Or less. And very often I actually undershoot what is going on and they surprise me. But still in the direction I could see.
For example 18 months ago I was telling everyone to forget about trannies (they were the hot flavor and it's practically all we were talking about) and get ready to watch Democrats kiss up to and usher in their new friends, radical Islam. I didn't say trannies were going away, just that they would fall as the permanent going concern.
I didn't save the comments - and saying it now, it probably doesn't seem like I was seeing or saying much, but I was. And always sounding about as crazy as I do now.
It had been bubbling under the surface and I could see it ready to burst through. Our reality is frighteningly planned. Trump was not part of those plans. Which means God can and does step in any time no matter what I think I "see".
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 08:53 AM (6UXQp)
Posted by: Automotive front bumpers everywhere at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Beethoven's Last Movement at August 07, 2026 08:52 AM (JM9I6)
Yeah, yeah, you're here 'til Thursday, try the veal, best in the city...I get it.
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (j10i6)
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They could have denied the mosque on zoning requirements, easement offsets, whatever bullshit reason they make up. It's done frequently enough with other things a local government doesn't want.
Apparently they wanted this. Or were paid to want it.
I still contend the locals should burn it to the ground at the first chance. That sends a message to the city council too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (2Cry5)
That's a damn shame. A carnitas burrito with peppers and onions and a little guacamole and a spritz if lime is a might fine lunch. But for me at least, a nap is usually required afterwards.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)
No way! Tacos? Any Mexican food? Tex-mex?
I just don't see how anyone could at least have a few burritos accidently shoved in them. I eat so fast I'd wager approximately 1%-2% of my food intake comes from accidental ingestion. Like those blue whales that mistakenly slurp up a kayaker. "Ope! Sorry bro! BURRRP". That's basically me eating.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 08:53 AM (JvZF+)
It also depends how big the burrito is...the large ones are sometimes called by some Burros...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:57 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:57 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (2Cry5)
This one feels personal to me because I used to live in McKinney… less than 2 miles from the planned site. Not in a million years would I have thought it’d get council approval… no one there wants it
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:58 AM (fK0vc)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)
Sounds like the woman who chided hunters, saying "Why do you have to kill animals? There's meat in the local grocery store!"...completely unaware where meat comes from...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Don't Care About The Price at August 07, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)
No way! Tacos? Any Mexican food? Tex-mex?
I just don't see how anyone could at least have a few burritos accidently shoved in them. I eat so fast I'd wager approximately 1%-2% of my food intake comes from accidental ingestion. Like those blue whales that mistakenly slurp up a kayaker. "Ope! Sorry bro! BURRRP". That's basically me eating.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (3uBP9)
No, it's okay, just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth.
Posted by: Brother Otter at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (wVcYX)
I keep expecting to read the headline:
Candidate for Governor Murders He Entire Family For Whiteness
Claims: "I just couldn't stand to be adjacent to all that Whiteness and Half-Whiteness."
By the way, what's the polite term for a Half-White Person?
Whitelato?
I'm going with that even though it sounds like a Coffee at Starbucks.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 08:54 AM (2Cry5)
This one feels personal to me because I used to live in McKinney… less than 2 miles from the planned site. Not in a million years would I have thought it’d get council approval… no one there wants it
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 08:58 AM (fK0vc)
Obviously SOMEONE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)
______
You know, there is a solution, you don't have to be victims anymore. Go HOME!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (+iIn9)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 09:00 AM (6UXQp)
I keep expecting to read the headline:
Candidate for Governor Murders He Entire Family For Whiteness
Claims: "I just couldn't stand to be adjacent to all that Whiteness and Half-Whiteness."
By the way, what's the polite term for a Half-White Person?
Whitelato?
I'm going with that even though it sounds like a Coffee at Starbucks.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (iJfKG)
Beige?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (l3cgK)
One of those is beer. Another one is chips and salsa.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)
IKEA burrito
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)
Right, and then when people offered solution...well the response from some was "NOOOO! I want to have my cake, and eat it too!! whaaaaa!!"
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (g47mK)
I dont know how to stop it, but the ads are making it very difficult to navigate the site these days....don't know how to defeat it...shit pops up, then I can't scroll ....nothing...is there a way around this
Thanks
Posted by: MO at August 07, 2026 09:02 AM (5fDr5)
One of those is beer. Another one is chips and salsa.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (2Cry5)
There is truth there. I know a place in Mexico that's a hole-in-a-wall, only open at night (to avoid the tax collectors). Makes the best tacos. His cleaver is so used, that it's no longer a cleaver...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:02 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: redridinghood
Do I count? Though I'm not in the sea, but trapped in this Loch.
Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)
Enchilada variant. All part of the Order Taco under the Tex-Mex Kingdom.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)
Right, and then when people offered solution...well the response from some was "NOOOO! I want to have my cake, and eat it too!! whaaaaa!!"
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (g47mK)
Only works if you have at least two cakes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (l3cgK)
Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)
Nah, it's a do it yourself soft taco.
Before the whole fajita thing became popular, you could basically order them as -
"Tacos al Carbone"
here in the great state of Texas.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)
******
Yeah, you're good.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood
Do I count? Though I'm not in the sea, but trapped in this Loch.
Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)
If Nessie were real, she'd be Loched in place...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (l3cgK)
Why does everything feel fake?
We have a Congress that won't pass something 83% people want.
We have courts that release criminals faster than police can arrest them.
We have schools that graduate kids who can’t read.
And its a fair question but also one we already know and right leaning people have to ram this idea into their heads. It is all about incentives.
Many current congresscriters will lose their seats if only citizens vote. Others would get re-elected but lose out on graft as congress took a significantly more right leaning budgetary approach. And those that voted for it would not get hand out from the oligarchs.
And you see this up and down our government and culture, the incentives are bad. Yes the people are bad too but a well designed society incentivizes bad people to do good things.
So want to start fixing things? Fix the incentives
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 09:05 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 09:05 AM (JvZF+)
Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)
Nah, it's a do it yourself soft taco.
Before the whole fajita thing became popular, you could basically order them as -
"Tacos al Carbone"
here in the great state of Texas.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (iJfKG)
With a large enough flour tortilla, you can turn the fajitas into a burrito...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:05 AM (l3cgK)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at August 07, 2026 09:06 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Champ at August 07, 2026 09:06 AM (JM9I6)
One of those is beer. Another one is chips and salsa.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:01 AM (2Cry5)
There’s a little hole in the wall mom and pop on Main Street El Segundo, CA (or there used to be when I lived there)…. Massive, delicious burrito for $8… my mouth waters just thinking about it
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 09:06 AM (TqDYN)
Posted by: redridinghood
Do I count? Though I'm not in the sea, but trapped in this Loch.
Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)
Hiya cousin. Beany says we should come visit since you're loch-bound.
Posted by: Cecil at August 07, 2026 09:07 AM (wVcYX)
They could have denied the mosque on zoning requirements, easement offsets, whatever bullshit reason they make up. It's done frequently enough with other things a local government doesn't want.”
No - against a group with financial backing, you’re not only going to lose in court, you’re going to end up paying a multimillion dollar settlement to them. It’s explicitly stated that the zoning had long approved of such a use for that site.
The legal issue is the same as if in a dominantly Baptist town, can the locals ban the construction of a Mormon church? Or s Jewish synagogue? It’s easy to say “well they’re different “, but under the law, they’re not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 09:07 AM (+iIn9)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:08 AM (g47mK)
Isn't fajitas basically a burrito?
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)
Nah, it's a do it yourself soft taco.
Before the whole fajita thing became popular, you could basically order them as -
"Tacos al Carbone"
here in the great state of Texas.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:04 AM (iJfKG)
With a large enough flour tortilla, you can turn the fajitas into a burrito...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:05 AM (l3cgK)
Then deep fry it. Chimichanga!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Nessie at August 07, 2026 09:03 AM (JM9I6)
Funny that no one sees you anymore.
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (dE511)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Jewish Lightning, FTW! at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (JM9I6)
Whitelato?
I'm going with that even though it sounds like a Coffee at Starbucks.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 08:59 AM (iJfKG)
I thought it was Barack.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 09:11 AM (+iIn9)
West Michigan Wet Burrito for the win.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: 18-1
Fed Govt annual expenditures - $7.5 trillion
Fed Govt annual expenditures in 2020 - $3.5 trillion
Cut spending by at least $4 trillion and it would be a good start.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Just got here at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
I'll get Arby's. They give him a cup of meat which is cool. And the local Tims gives him free timbits.
Smart business moves.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 07, 2026 09:13 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:13 AM (g47mK)
Sometimes the food was highly spiced, hot. One of the guys who knew the couple would opine; "Mamma was really mad this morning" (so she added lots of jalapeno's to the mix.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Mutt Rombley at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (igCg8)
>> In 2020, she tweeted that we should stick a carving knife in the national holiday of gratitude because it was “celebrating colonialism.”
Honestly, you're a fool if you think a 1st generation American on 2026 will respect our holidays and traditions.
We've had decades of media/school encouragement to celebrate their parents' homeland's culture and traditions for diversity's sake! She's behaving as programmed.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:09 AM (J4Dwc)
Taqueria El Asador...at least it only has one "s"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (l3cgK)
——
Ultimately laws are of no help if they are not enforced. Is there any limit on the amount of “money” the government can borrow? That’s fake too. Doesn’t appear to be, that’s the crux of the issue.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (dE511)
West Michigan Wet Burrito for the win.
Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (Y8DZL)
Flint Burrito, extra Lead...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (l3cgK)
So it's a food thread?
Posted by: Just got here at August 07, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Wait! Wait just a second...
*clears throat*
Didn't they eat burritos in that great movie, "The Way of the Gun", where Sarah Silverman gets a punch to the chops?
Okay, now we're covered.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)
Okay, if I were to order a Freebird's Super Monster burrito, with steak and guac, it would come in at $20.25. Of course, that's two meals, maybe three, but it can be done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)
what do you think of Tucker Carlson ?
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:16 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:17 AM (X8xt3)
Okay, now we're covered.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (iJfKG)
Not yet. Boobs? Dogs?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2026 09:17 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)
You should haggle.. tell them you will pay $15.99 and not a dollar more!
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (dE511)
what do you think of Tucker Carlson ?
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:16 AM (g47mK)
I had to scrape him off the bottom of my shoe after walking the dog and misstepping.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Mutt Rombley at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (JM9I6)
in Mexico, they came up with a fairly large set of names for various combinations...
I've read through quite a few baptismal, marriage, and death records from the states of Jalisco and Aguas Calientes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:19 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (JvZF+)
Ever tried a Burrito de Buche?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:19 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)
Never eat anything larger than your own head, I always say.
"Never Eat Anything Larger Than Your Own Head" - The banana Dream Story*
* As told to his publisher.**
Posted by: banana Dream - ** And by his publisher, he means his dog at August 07, 2026 09:19 AM (3uBP9)
I'm old enough to remember when we didn't need a word for this in polite conversation, because it wasn't important to everyday life - people were individuals, not a 23andMe mosaic that needed to be validated in every interaction.
I know, I know, according to the new AntiRacism rules, that makes me the bigest racist of them all!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:18 AM (g47mK)
It'd have to be either 15.75 or 16.00. All Freebirds prices, with tax, end in some multiple of $.25.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)
While putting a big Stoffers Lasagna in the oven is "cooking at home," making it from scratch is cheaper and the food is better.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (wVCl1)
.. "... named under local privacy guidelines as ..."
The guy gets his name burred out while being a convicted enemy of society
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Food Safety Dance at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)
Careful, you're edging towards Jonah Goldberg territory there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (wVCl1)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (KY+FT)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)
Careful, you're edging towards Jonah Goldberg territory there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
Why would anyone want to edge Jonah Goldberg...eww...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Mutt Rombley at August 07, 2026 09:14 AM (JM9I6)
Those last two are my favorite Girl Scout cookies.
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (qwype)
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (S0M0K)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:22 AM (g47mK)
Yes, loss-leader. Head of Costco has gone through great efforts to not change to price of their hot dogs (which is why they got rid of the polish sausage dogs they used to have at their food courts, although I couldn't taste the difference).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (l3cgK)
Unfortunate name, but I checked. El Asador translates to "the grill."
Anyway, it's a semi-permanent food truck and the food is amazing, iffin' you're ever in the area.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc)
Didn't we do the same thing maybe 6 mos ago, but instead it was about the advice that unemployed white boys should aspire to be Panda Express managers?
Things are completely different for Gen Z than they were for Gen X and Boomers. Arguing over this like it's fresh and new, and as if one side could be "right" and the other side is "clueless" is a distraction.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (wVCl1)
The guy gets his name burred out while being a convicted enemy of society
Posted by: SMOD
This is to maintain privacy for the gentleman for when he gets out in 5 years after serving his "life" sentence.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd fan who just woke up at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (B0NCh)
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (S0M0K)
What kinda raps you want?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: banana Dream - some deep thoughts at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (3uBP9)
You have to choke off the Muslim threat, Visa's, money, NGO's, "outreach centers" all of it.
Shut down the fucking mattress stores while you're at it.
Posted by: GigantorX at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (srDQS)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (wVCl1)
When I was on dialysis, I used to make my own...I added NO salt (see how much salt per flour tortilla you buy)...I'd add herbs to it to give it some flavor.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:25 AM (l3cgK)
Exactly.
Same for their supercheap rotisserie chicken.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:25 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
And we all know if you edge too close to Jonah he’ll eat you!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 07, 2026 09:25 AM (26GAh)
Then there's the sausage, egg, & cheese biscuit. Especially a Hardee's / Carl's Jr. offering.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Salivating at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Doof
They are all sandwiches, as are hamburgers and hot dogs.
Posted by: Loafer In A Bakery at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (g47mK)
The whole damn pizza is $9.99 before tax. I buy a pepperoni one, take it home, add extra toppings and extra cheese, pop it in the oven for a bit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (l3cgK)
And Tequila and beers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup at August 07, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 09:23 AM (S0M0K)
At a guess, burritos assume a certain subset of ingredients whereas wraps are a free-for-all. Otherwise, essentially the same.
I guess you could have a wrap and feel noble that you weren't appropriating Mexican culture.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Doof
They are all sandwiches, as are hamburgers and hot dogs.
Posted by: Loafer In A Bakery at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (JM9I6)
I can see a burrito and a calzone being similar (all stuffing held inside on all sides)...sanwich has top and bottom stuffing holders, taco and hot dog bun cover the stuffing on the bottom and two sides...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:27 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup
yeah, maybe in Texas...
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2026 09:27 AM (g47mK)
And Tequila and beers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (2Cry5)
Tequila? Surrender your Kentucky citizenship immediately!
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2026 09:28 AM (S0M0K)
i remember when cigs were a quarter a pack.
Posted by: Old Yeller at August 07, 2026 09:28 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:28 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof
They are all sandwiches, as are hamburgers and hot dogs.
Posted by: Loafer In A Bakery at August 07, 2026 09:26 AM (JM9I6)
I can see a burrito and a calzone being similar (all stuffing held inside on all sides)...sanwich has top and bottom stuffing holders, taco and hot dog bun cover the stuffing on the bottom and two sides...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:27 AM (l3cgK)
Oh, and pupusas and tostadas only cover the bottom...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:29 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: banana Dream - some deep thoughts at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (3uBP9)
As Bo Carter sings about it -
Your Biscuits Are Big Enough For Me
https://youtu.be/J6eBNlLvD-M
Bo Knows!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:29 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 09:30 AM (idPbW)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 07, 2026 09:28 AM (J4Dwc)
Their gas prices are usually the lowest in an area
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 09:30 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)
Things are always different for everyone everywhere throughout time and space. But leveraging that by saying, "it's harder for YOU now because THEY are hording it all and if you make US your masters we will FIX EVERYTHING" is older than dirt.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 09:30 AM (3uBP9)
Nice weekend lead-in.
From above, 'Retrial of accused arsonist is set for October
Palisades Fire Was Sparked By Anti-Capitalist Motivated By Hate of Rich, Prosecutors Say'
He's not being worshipped by the DSA?! Oh, got it. His parents were Baptist missionaries, first in the US and then in Europe (to which they've returned). That misses the cut.
Fran Hong looks like she has about the same potential spark, but her family are academics from Korea. That makes the DSA difference, it seems.
Have a nice weekend. 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 09:31 AM (NFX2v)
Roll the shredded pork along with what you want into a flour tortilla and top it with the fried stuff. ...Buuurp...enjoy.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 09:31 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)
"How's that for optimism?!" Pretty good for an old curmudgeon like you, JJ.😉
I am old enough to realize the nation, and the world, could get better or worse, no guarantees. I will continue to enjoy the blessings of liberty, pursue such happiness as I can, continue to pledge allegiance to the republic of whichistans, vote as if it mattered, and pray for that stamping out the vintage grapes of wrath. And share memes.
https://bit.ly/cert-of-survival
Not much I can do outside of that.
Have a day!
Posted by: mindful webworker - American by birth and choice at August 07, 2026 09:35 AM (62m/B)
Posted by: mindful webworker - of course at August 07, 2026 09:36 AM (62m/B)
Armed attack on any of the countries will be treated as an attack against them all.
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2026 09:49 AM (RHGPo)
Very Tehran-favorable conditions emerge in 'draft deal'...
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2026 09:51 AM (RHGPo)
Dearborn, home to the largest Arab-American community in the United States, was one of the strongest bases of support for Abdul El-Sayed, the newly elected Democratic nominee for Michigan's
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2026 09:52 AM (RHGPo)
Thanks
Posted by: MO at August 07, 2026 09:02 AM (5fDr5)
Many ways have been described by commenters over the past few days. AdBlock Plus, Brave, etc. If using Chrome, AdBlock plus is a useful add-on. Brave has ad blockers built-in. I use Chrome on a Toshiba laptop, Windows 8.1 with AdBlock plus. No ads, no pop-ups. Site loads very fast.
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Posted by: Jonah at August 07, 2026 10:15 AM (gwrBY)
Ja, bullshit. Maybe a few voters do that, but mostly it's whether there's a "D" or an "R" after the candidates' names, and you know it. Step One is to penetrate the media ramparts built up around these candidates so that the story of CAIR could actually be heard. Maybe then there might be some scrutiny. But until that time, I stand by my original assessment: Ja, bullshit.
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Daily Tech News 7 August 2026
Top Story
- A New Mexico judge has ordered Meta to pay $942 million under a law that so far as I can tell is both unconstitutionally vague and entirely inapplicable. (WSJ / MSN)
Appeals lawyers making bank again.
- Meanwhile OpenAI has fired back at Apple saying that if they were able to steal all of Apple's trade secrets then they weren't all that secret, were they? (Tech Crunch)
I'm not sure that is how it works, Sam.
Tech News
- AirLLM is a new Python library that streams data on demand from SSD to VRAM for AI tasks, allowing you to run a 2.8 trillion parameter model like Kimi K3 in just 4GB of memory, at a speedy 292 seconds per token. (GitHub)
So only about 10,000 times slower than what is considered acceptable performance.
- China has invented a new self-repairing dress made of living fungus. (Dezeen)
No.
- Measuring the Pareto Frontier of AI models. (DeepSWE)
A Pareto Frontier is a line drawn on a chart through a set of solutions that are each the best at a different task, but there is no single winner.
An interesting point is that GPT 5.6 Luna - which I have never tried - is nearly as good as Claude Fable but much, much cheaper, with the total for the test suite coming to $0.61 vs. Fable's $21.63.
It's even more jarring when compared to Anthropic's supposedly cheapest model, Sonnet, which is weaker than Luna and cost $26.40 to run the suite.
- TSMC is sitting on a billion dollars worth of Apple A20 CPUs waiting for DRAM chips to pair them with. (WCCFTech)
Might want to take a seat. You could be here a while.
- Lenovo laptops in China have been spotted shipping with memory from TWSC (no relation). (Notebook Check)
TWSC is not in the Big Three. It's not even in the Big Five, counting CXMT and Nanya. I'm not sure where it ranks.
- Elon Musk's Terafab is looking to hire a memory process engineer. (WCCFTech)
They'd be silly if they weren't.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: That's actually kind of cheap. But I don't need more computers right now.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:36 AM (odBC9)
TGIF
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:36 AM (Ia/+0)
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Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 07, 2026 04:38 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 07, 2026 04:38 AM (ussCl)
Refresh and it pops up for a second then disappears. Yet can't comment until I get it back, it's not visible, swat it away then could comment. Finding the invisible ad was near impossible.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:38 AM (Ia/+0)
It's the top news story on BBC.
Accompanied by a photo, [accompanied by a photo blurb].
[Zuckerberg, wearing black sunglasses and a dark polo shirt, outisde with a green background]
Meta fined $567m in largest child safety ruling against social media giant
The ruling is in addition to $375m in fines Meta was already ordered to pay in the case, for a total of $942m.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)
Skip, if you're running chrome, I have a recipe for you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2026 04:43 AM (mmrXZ)
[evil Zuckerberg, wearing evil black sunglasses and an evil dark polo shirt, outisde with an evil green background]
I ain't fixin' their typo.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:44 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:44 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 04:46 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9)
Kim Carnes is 81 now. Damn, I'm getting old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 05:00 AM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/mwd62hj9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 05:05 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: TeeJ at August 07, 2026 05:06 AM (pkz2K)
Damin Toell
@damintoell
14h
Omfg
Sholto David
@addictedtoigno1
20h
A tool used to rephrase plagiarised text changed "final solution" to "mass killing of an ethnic group" in a chemistry paper. Now retracted thanks to a PubPeer user who spotted this.
To judge protein-inferred oxidative damage, a soil test was administered. A phosphate safeguard answer was used to regulate the pH to 7.8, influencing the total response book to 30 mL. The backlash combination was able by joining 1.75 mL of Triton, 1.5 mL of methionine, and 1 mL of NBT.
Subsequently, 1 mL of the mass killing of an ethnic group was opposed to 20 mL of the skin sample and unprotected to light for 7 min.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: fluffy at August 07, 2026 05:07 AM (V0/Sp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 05:08 AM (xPsv8)
Sholto David
@addictedtoigno1
6h
The whole paper is ridiculous. Nothing to do with translation software which would not make this mistake. This is one of a category of papers cynically manipulated to beat plagiarism detection tools. Just search "tortured phrases" for more information or read the PubPeer link.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:09 AM (odBC9)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 07, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)
Posted by: TeeJ at August 07, 2026 05:10 AM (pkz2K)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 05:11 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: TeeJ
Its going to pop up. Either get an ad blocker, turn Java off in the browser, or just deal with it. I'm at work and can't do much about it. The overlords don't like the minions to adjust settings on there toys. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 07, 2026 05:12 AM (pLaQB)
This whole Meta lawsuit has exactly nothing to do with protecting children and everything to do with bagging a scalp so the extreme left-wing state government political hacks can go to useless conferences can brag, collect an awards, and get hammered on martinis. In a matter of couple years this settlement money will have disappeared into being allocated for salaries and pensions for the government peeps and the kids will be right back to doing what they're doing today.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 07, 2026 05:13 AM (KcT4I)
"Tortured phrases" found in computer-science papers
big data-->colossal information
artificial intelligence-->counterfeit consciousness
deep neural network-->profound neural organization
remaining energy-->leftover vitality
cloud computing-->haze figuring
signal to noise-->flag to commotion
random value-->irregular esteem
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 05:16 AM (lXoJ5)
, and the guitar was custom-made for him by Tony Hunt.
I don't know what [features scrubbed because they apparently look like spam] are, but it has them. You can see and hear it clearly here:
The Ventures - Tequila (Japan 1984)
https://youtu.be/JGgDDiCfXDk
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 05:16 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 05:17 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 05:18 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 05:18 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Rosasharn at August 07, 2026 05:18 AM (PzBTm)
Scruggs
tuning peg
on low E
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 05:20 AM (Sy6m/)
*twirl*
Posted by: Rosasharn at August 07, 2026 05:18 AM (PzBTm)
Yay!
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:21 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 05:23 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 05:25 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 05:28 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:29 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 05:31 AM (gsYaF)
Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 05:31 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 05:32 AM (pfrqN)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 05:35 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:29 AM (1FEc1)
I have a new impossible desire
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 05:35 AM (Sy6m/)
[Zuckerberg looks directly at the camera while wearing a blue suit and tie while descending the steps of the Superior Court in Los Angeles in February, surrounded by his legal team also wearing suits.]
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:37 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:29 AM (1FEc1)
Imagine a weapon you could point straight at someone and say "Hold still", and they would, while smiling at you.
Life's dream.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 05:37 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 05:38 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at August 07, 2026 05:38 AM (igCg8)
Life's dream.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2026 05:37 AM (Ot/FD)
relatedly:
'Put your phone down': K-pop band weighs in on concert etiquette
Cortis's plea has drawn mixed reactions in a fandom that's obsessed with capturing every moment.
--BBC
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 05:40 AM (odBC9)
----
I've read this book. It doesn't end well for humanity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 05:42 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 05:42 AM (pfrqN)
from a screen shot. My son-in-law has to help me with these issues. I still haven’t found out how to get the jpeg size down to email and print from an ancient desktop and (wired) printer.Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:46 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey
Adblock Plus app is what I'm using. It's free.
Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 05:49 AM (lJ0H4)
No.
You're gonna love your shiitake underwear.
Posted by: The Sentient Shroom at August 07, 2026 05:55 AM (IfMHM)
What's going on in your corner?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)
But no fines on anyone for grooming or trans'ing children. The entire education cartel is one large active danger zone for children.
Narrator: It was never about the children; its always about the money.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:00 AM (9s47C)
We should have no opinion until Piper weighs in.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:02 AM (xE0sV)
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 05:46 AM (1FEc1)
I may be misunderstanding the issue. Assuming you can connect the phone to the desktop and transfer the file, and are looking for a photo editing program that will run on an old computer, I use this for things like cropping and resizing, where even Photoshop Elements would be overkill:
https://www.irfanview.com/
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 06:03 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 07, 2026
***
Hold our beers, Hurricanes, and drive-through daiquiris!
Posted by: Gnaw-luns Public Schools at August 07, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)
Most hilarious subtitle so far:
{ Screaming in regret }
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:04 AM (O7YUW)
AI image (mis)labelling
August 2, 2026 @ 2:23 pm · Filed by Mark Liberman under Artificial languages
The singularity may have arrived, but AI systems still can't label diagrams
https://tinyurl.com/9y257nmv
(Language Log)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 07, 2026 06:07 AM (Hbeqj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 06:08 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 06:08 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 06:08 AM (amcLV)
This is my nightmare some nights, and I end up participating in the ONT around 2 to 3 am when that happens.
This is what my pharmacist recommended to help stop the leg cramps: Magnesium Oxide pills (the ones I buy are 420mg.) They're cheap, and they work.
One a day, except in the summer when I'm drinking a lot more water, then I take two, one at dinner time and one just before bed. Other times of the year, I just take the one at dinner time.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:09 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 06:13 AM (L8DX7)
The story of the trial is intercut with flashbacks of Derek's life growing up, his marriage to a good girl, his fruitless attempts to go straight, and her suicide when he goes back to crime. Affecting stuff, if loaded with the 1949 version of "Isn't society really to blame for this?" Bogart turns in his usual fine performance, and Derek is darned good too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:14 AM (wzUl9)
Perp: { screaming in instant regret }
Narrator: What are you crying for? You asked for it! Let's see it again:
Perp: { screaming in instant regret }
Perp: { screaming in regret continues }
https://youtu.be/hsOdMdNXj6c?t=611
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:14 AM (O7YUW)
One a day, except in the summer when I'm drinking a lot more water, then I take two, one at dinner time and one just before bed. Other times of the year, I just take the one at dinner time.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026
***
I've been taking them for a while. Only one cramp in recent years, and I think that was because I stretched the wrong way in bed before getting up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)
https://www.irfanview.com/
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026
***
Irfanview is great. As I understand it, however, there is no version for Macs yet. They have a built-in app called Preview that does some of the same things, or all of them but less intuitively.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)
They look like big red flags to me.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 06:17 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026
***
"Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Rawhide!
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Rawhide!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)
"Move 'em on!
Get 'em up, get 'em washed, get 'em shaved --
Rawhide!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:21 AM (wzUl9)
They look like big red flags to me.
Posted by: Fenderbender at August 07, 2026 06:17 AM (1FEc1)
Everything in my FB feed is women saying that men are a menace and that all women are strong, smart and self-sufficient. They're happier by themselves. So have nothing to do with them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2026 06:22 AM (O0L8i)
Sunburned flags to commotion. (Harkening back to m's comment #26)
To be fair, millions upon millions of men men have been stirred to commotion by nice cleavage.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:25 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:30 AM (O7YUW)
Until there is a spider in the shower
(or the lights or HVAC go out, or the car makes a strange sound, or the plumbing is backed up, or something heavy needs to be lifted, or food needs to be grown and harvested, ...)
Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:30 AM (9s47C)
I read that as Whoopie Goldberg classifies levels of rape.
"men" could be anything sporting a Y chromosome, "men men" are the dudes that get shit done.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:32 AM (BvPIe)
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
10h
Easy to tell who the bad guys are by looking at who has to build a wall to keep people from escaping!
Rothmus
@Rothmus
18h
Every gun, mine, and guard tower on the Berlin Wall was pointed at East Germans.
In 1957, the communist regime in East Germany made unauthorized emigration treason after an estimated 2.5 million people voted with their feet, fleeing the communist East towards the West.
So in 1961, the authorities closed the border, called the wall “the Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart”, and gave border guards shoot to kill orders.
People only ever risked their lives escaping in one direction.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 06:34 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:30 AM (O7YUW)
"men men" ≠ James Talarico
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 06:35 AM (odBC9)
Manly men, men, men . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)
Even without the cramps, MgO is a sleep aid for many.
Actually, its the tetrad: Na, K, Mg and Ca that needs to stay in balance. Some add Cl to that list.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 07, 2026 06:39 AM (BvPIe)
That was wonderful!
A few years back, I was watching a protest video. One guy, a HUGE black guy was towering over the cop. The conversation went like this.
"RANT!RANT!RANT!"
"Sir, that's fine. But I have to ask you to move over there."
"RANT!RANT!RANT!"
"Sir, I'm not saying that you can't protest but you have to move over there."
"RANT!RANT!RANT!"
"Sir, if you don't move over there right now, I am going to taze you."
"Oh, I'm sorry officer. I'll move over there right now."
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 06:41 AM (lXoJ5)
Linda says we've accumulated "points" enough for a free coffee at a certain local chain. She likes going there. I find it okay, but priced a bit higher than some others. And the one near our local suburban library hires far too many hijab wearers. I call it "Mecca on the Mississippi."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:42 AM (wzUl9)
I may end up watching more of this guy's "Taser Tuesday" videos. :-)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:45 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:47 AM (O7YUW)
I Accuse My Parents.
Posted by: Jan In The Pan at August 07, 2026 06:47 AM (MWfyi)
I may end up watching more of this guy's "Taser Tuesday" videos. :-)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 06:45 AM (O7YUW)
At his site, one of the videos is titled "Handcuffed Suspect Makes a Run for It." Yikes.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 06:50 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 06:52 AM (JvZF+)
Written by Stephen Sondheim (yes, that guy) and actor Anthony Perkins. Apparently their circle used to host puzzle mystery parties, and SS and AP were inspired to write this. You get not only the dazzle I mentioned above, but an all-star cast (as they do with the endless Agatha Christie adaptations): Richard Benjamin, Joan Hackett, James Mason, James Coburn, Raquel Welch, and Dyan Cannon. Brilliant job.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:52 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m
I'm reminded of a friend who was handcuffed (We were a bit of a rowdy bunch back then). He'd had polio when he was a kid so he was in leg braces. He looked at the cop and said "What am I going to do? Run away?"
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 06:55 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026
***
Full disclosure, it's a frozen Banquet one. But I sprinkle some shredded cheese on it or in it for extra flavor.
Aldi sells its own, Bremer brand, about the same size and price. Neither can approach the Marie Callender versions, which are 2.5x the price but larger and with a bottom crust that can be devoured as well as the rest of the pie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 06:56 AM (wzUl9)
Planned Parenthood has expanded services to include gender-affirming care, marking a strategic shift in its organizational focus.
So if they can't kill kids, they'll sterilize them. Salt, Earth, some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 07, 2026 06:57 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 06:57 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 07, 2026 07:00 AM (AHxhK)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:00 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:01 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2026 07:01 AM (MWfyi)
I get the ones from Costco. Those are really tasty. If you have a Costco nearby, I can highly recommend them.
We found 53 minutes at the recommended oven temperature ends up with those turning out perfectly.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 07:01 AM (O7YUW)
https://tinyurl.com/2ru93xs8
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 07:02 AM (yl+Aq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:03 AM (2x8fi)
Watching that now. "Because you're wearing one of those 'murses' that always has a gun in it!" *bwahaha*
Yup. I'm watching this guy's videos regularly from now on, he tickles my sense of "ha-ha" like "The Fat Electrician" does.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 07:05 AM (O7YUW)
" Affecting stuff, if loaded with the 1949 version of "Isn't society really to blame for this?" "
which we now can recognize as the early wedge of commie (or "progressive") infiltration / undermining of society and culture.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:06 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 07, 2026 07:08 AM (H5Io+)
The trend was brief. About '74 we got Happy Days, and suddenly all the nostalgia became about the Nifty Fifties.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:09 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 07:10 AM (O7YUW)
How very...Chinese.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:11 AM (l3cgK)
Watching that now. "Because you're wearing one of those 'murses' that always has a gun in it!" *bwahaha*
Yup. I'm watching this guy's videos regularly from now on, he tickles my sense of "ha-ha" like "The Fat Electrician" does.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026 07:05 AM (O7YUW)
And I've been watching "Routine Traffic Stop Leads to Major Trafficking Bust." This is addictive.
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 07:11 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 07:13 AM (wVCl1)
I get the ones from Costco. Those are really tasty. If you have a Costco nearby, I can highly recommend them.
We found 53 minutes at the recommended oven temperature ends up with those turning out perfectly.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2026
***
These Banquet/Bremer ones can be done up in the oven, but I microwave them. Five minutes in the MW and then three more sitting in there according to the instructions.
There's a Costco here -- in fact it used to be right on my route to work. But I've never been inside and have little interest in gigantic portions of everything. The cheaper gas I guess might be enough to pay for the membership.
Years ago my employer the private university had an agreement with Sam's Club; employees got a free membership. I shopped there, but the bricks of cheese were as big as a gold bar and I could never finish them before they developed mold.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:14 AM (wzUl9)
Pedos.
I expect no privacy when I am in public.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2026 07:13 AM (wVCl1)
It's not the legitimate purposes I worry about...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:16 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:18 AM (JvZF+)
The buns turned out to have mold already on the bottom halves. I sliced them in half, kept the tops, and toasted two with cheese and spaghetti sauce for lunch. The bread slices looked okay. Even if they have mold before I get to them, hey, they were free.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:19 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:09 AM (wzUl9)
=====
My mom and dad never stopped listening to do-wop. When that 50s trend happened it was my worst nightmare.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:20 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:21 AM (JvZF+)
Mars and Saturn will be quite visible. Mercury is low on the morning side, and Jupiter will just start peeking up on the sunrise side as well, just coming off solar conjunction, but it will be a few days before you can really see it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:22 AM (w6EFb)
Uranus and Neptune will be up there as well, but they aren't nekkid eye visible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:23 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:21 AM (JvZF+)
Yeah, those calories are hefty per slice...then again, I don't count calories. (GAIZZ! up 30 lbs since December!...oh, not the purpose of GAINZ...)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:23 AM (l3cgK)
Uranus and Neptune will be up there as well, but they aren't nekkid eye visible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:23 AM (w6EFb)
Uranus is normally not visible...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:24 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026
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My parents were older than that. Glenn Miller was more their speed. To be fair, I love a lot of GM tunes, but many of them sound alike to me. Still, the crashing climax of "In the Mood" -- damn, it must have been exciting to hear that in person the very first time!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026
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Good thing each slice is small and thin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (wzUl9)
Oh, and for me around 35N, this is just the heliacal rising of Sirius. This heralds the Dog Days of Summer.
And Jupiter just peeking up will its heliacal rising. That will be just about the 12th, maybe a little later for 35N.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026
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My parents were older than that. Glenn Miller was more their speed. To be fair, I love a lot of GM tunes, but many of them sound alike to me. Still, the crashing climax of "In the Mood" -- damn, it must have been exciting to hear that in person the very first time!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)
My Dad listened to Herb Alpert...had a bunch of his records. "Whipped Cream" was my favorite album cover to...look at...as a kid...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:26 AM (U+tJ3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "
That's no moon.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at August 07, 2026 07:25 AM (MWfyi)
But there are rings around Uranus. Also, the gas there smells like rotten eggs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:26 AM (U+tJ3)
So if it crashes it's still the fault of teh Joos!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)
The ancient Egyptians were really big on the heliacal rising of Sirius, as that heralded the flooding of the Nile.
The ancient Greek homos and then the Romans believed that Sirius added its heat to the Sun at this heliacal rising, which is what made summer so hot then. Sirius is the Dog Star, hence Dog Days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:29 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:22 AM (w6EFb)
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Thanks! Will go check
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (Q/FnY)
The Buick is due for its six-month oil change this month. Though, since I run synthetic oil and a long-interval filter, and I have only 5200 miles on this fill, maybe I can push it back to Sept. Seven years I have with this car as of tomorrow, and I still smile when I walk up to it and when I run it at speed on a smooth road.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (U+tJ3)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026
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Around here I call them the Jackal Days or the Hyena Days. Dogs are good- looking; those two species are not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:31 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2026 07:32 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 07, 2026 07:33 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2026 07:33 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 07:42 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 05:32 AM (pfrqN)
Why aren't people using AdBlock Plus or Brave?? Most of us aren't having a problem with popups.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 07, 2026 07:42 AM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2026 07:30 AM (U+tJ3)
Somebody says it is killer bread and to stay away from it. Too many chemicals or something. Best just to eat sourdough.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)
Not to be confused with "helical", "heliacal" means related to or with the sun.
The heliacal rising of a star (or anything) is when it just becomes visible at sunrise.
The heliacal setting is when it disappears into the sunset with the sun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 07:43 AM (w6EFb)
>>>Might want to take a seat. You could be here a while.
A billion dollars? What is that like 5 or 6 flagship Apple desktop models?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2026 07:49 AM (dK+Kv)
No.
You're saying that men won't be lining up to embrace a woman draped in fungus?
Posted by: No Name Today at August 07, 2026 09:16 AM (8mulE)
The finding adds to growing Western concerns about cybersecurity risks posed by Chinese-made networking equipment. Western governments have warned for years about hackers exploiting such devices, and U.S. regulators moved this year to restrict imports of foreign-made routers.
Jacob Baines, chief technology officer at VulnCheck, who found the backdoor, said in a blog post that the vulnerability, dubbed “Endlessdoors,” affects routers manufactured by Shenzhen Zhibotong Electronics Co. and sold under the Zbtlink and Wiflyer brand names.
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2026 09:58 AM (Wgtgv)
Thursday Overnight Open Thread - August 6, 2026 [Doof]
Feel good story ‘It just makes sense!’: 13-year old builds 3D printed wheelchair for 21-month-old girl
While some 13-year-old boys spend their summer playing sports or swimming at pools, Zac Waters spent his time designing a 3D printed custom wheelchair for a 21-month old girl. After watching a YouTube channel about 3D printing, Waters felt inspired to make a difference using his passion of 3D printing. He discovered MakeGood, a nonprofit organization that 3D prints assistive devices for people with disabilities around the world, and knew he needed to get involved. Waters dedicated his summer to designing, 3D printing, testing, and assembling a custom wheelchair for a young girl. His favorite part of 3D printing is putting the pieces together, and this chair was no exception. The project took roughly 300 hours. Waters is thrilled to be part of the 3D printing community that helped bring the wheelchair design to life. He hopes to continue developing his skills and one day reach the level of expertise demonstrated by the MakeGood team that designed the wheelchair he assembled. The wheelchair has unique features in addition to its pink accents, the young girl’s favorite color. It has a removable cupholder and tray table, and the back of the chair has a space designed for heavier medical equipment. The adjustable straps are made with soft and bendable material for comfort. The footrest and headrest are adjustable for when the child gets older.Check out the whole thing. Such an awesome idea and great execution!
----- Dude has a smooth voice!
This guy won a Phillies charity auction to call an inning on the radio and sounded like a complete professional pic.twitter.com/fnBaPqKLvd
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) August 6, 2026
----- Update your records World’s third-smallest country changes its name
Nauru, a Pacific Island country, has changed its name to the Republic of Naoero, its president said, matching the spelling and pronunciation in the national language. According to The Associated Press, the country’s international code will change from NRU to NRO and its people will be known as dei-Naoero instead of Nauruan. Commonly known abroad by the pronunciation of Now-roo, the new name is pronounced as Now-ero.The article is paywalled, but I told you everything you need to know. What other name changes have occurred recently? Glad you asked! According to Google AI:
Recent Country Name Changes----- Not gonna lie - I kinda want one! Man who built $20,724 solar-powered yacht that can run forever passes 3,000 nautical miles having used zero fuel
Nauru to Naoero (2026): Restored the traditional local spelling for the Pacific island. Turkey to Türkiye (2022): Formally requested the United Nations use the Turkish spelling internationally. North Macedonia (2019): Changed from Macedonia to resolve a long-standing political naming dispute with Greece. Swaziland to Eswatini (2018 ): Reverted to its pre-independence Swazi name to mark 50 years of independence.
A man who built a $20,724 solar-powered yacht that can run forever has now passed an incredible 3,000 nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel. The DIY vessel has spent months cruising across Europe powered entirely by sunlight collected through standard rooftop solar panels. After building the boat himself on a budget, Lukas Sjoman says it has completely changed the way he thinks about long-distance travel. Now, after thousands of miles at sea, he believes solar-powered cruising could be the future for many boat owners.More at the link, which includes this video
----- Did your city make the list? Mapped: U.S. Cities With the Most Educated Residents (2026)
This graphic ranks the most educated U.S. cities in 2026, highlighting metropolitan areas with high levels of educational attainment and strong local education systems. The data for this visualization comes from WalletHub. Cities were ranked using a weighted composite score based on educational attainment (80%) and education quality and equality (20%).Go ahead and read it if you want. Let me know if you find it as useless as I did. ----- Here's tonight's Flock segment - will likely be a regular feature
Why is everyone complaining about the Flock cameras?!
— In the Know Idaho (@intheknowidaho) August 6, 2026
Shoutout to the @Citizens_Idaho production team for helping me film this! 🥳#satire #idaho #conservative pic.twitter.com/39fDoC8AnB
20,000 false testimonies to protect a man from the overreach of a government pic.twitter.com/VR65eCIoJN
— Jeremy (@Jeremy40874880) August 5, 2026
----- Here's a cool X account to follow - NOBUNAGA
"A samurai in the America he always dreamed of.
Bigger than the books said. Braver than the movies. Kinder than I dreamed.
Still bowing. Still learning." Here is one of his posts where he learns the value of knowing a guy with a truck
I needed to move a sofa. I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?" I did not know anybody with a truck. He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name. "You gotta know somebody with a truck." I asked how one acquires such a person. He said, "You just do." This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having...Definitely check out the whole thing!
----- OK for this next "blue" song, please tell us who you think did it better The original from Icehouse
Or this version from The Killers
Tonight's ONT brought to you by proud accomplishments
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - putting the fun in fundamental at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (jhi3T)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (6T7Go)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (NnhvP)
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Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:05 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 10:05 PM (2Ez/1)
She's also mastered the game of knocking things off my desk.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 10:05 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 06, 2026 10:06 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:07 PM (O0L8i)
He recognizes American Exceptionalism! Sort of a modern-day Alexis de Tocqueville with epicanthic folds.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 10:07 PM (l4RKn)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 06, 2026 10:08 PM (348x5)
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Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: No no no no at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (Ahu4D)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (sGgMH)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (2n5IR)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (jhi3T)
Evening Doof!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (NnhvP)
Howdy to you both!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Little Giant Pumps, Inc. at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (JM9I6)
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One of the great things about living in a semi-rural town is you always know a guy who has a truck.
(In fact, I know a guy that runs the biggest truck dealership in town...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 06, 2026 10:13 PM (w3u3d)
It's the Doof Show! And here's our star of the show, Doof!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:07 PM (O0L8i)
Please tell me the peppy music is similar to the bouncy piano music they play on the train at the Denver airport
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 10:13 PM (286+n)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 06, 2026 10:08 PM (348x5)
Howdy COMM!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: a.moron at August 06, 2026 10:14 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (w+2cP)
Ya don't say ! ! !
Posted by: a.moron at August 06, 2026 10:15 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)
There are approximately 5 Wawa locations withing a 5ish mile radius of my house. Sheetz is around here too. While they are both really good at what they do - they don't come anywhere close to doing what Buc-ees does!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)
Step.Two: identify who, on the city/county council approved the cameras
Step.Three: Vote their sorry asses out.
Step Three A: until the election, send teams to the council members homes and video them. Be obvious about it.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)
It's rather, you'll never get a claustrophobe on board.
I'll have to look further into it but the tern 'at sea' has certain connotations that that boat doesn't look worthy of. Weather is another term that boat doesn't look worthy of.
But I like the idea.
Wish I'd learned to sail.
Withholds thoughts of pissing on straws leg.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (6T7Go)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)
Yawn -- wake me up when it's hockey season
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Clan Campbell at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
WORD
Posted by: browndog shoots, he scores at August 06, 2026 10:18 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)
Who is QB for Arizona? I had head Carr was going to do the game. Has my man Minshew had any snaps?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)
https://youtube.com/shorts/p0GlVbuq6fc
"I DON'T REMEMBER MAKING THAT!"
Posted by: pookysgirl is used to wackiness at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
I honestly have zero clue what that is
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: browndog shoots, he scores at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (3sXRv)
He cruised around Europe? Up and down the coasts, or as a land yacht?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (Cqx++)
Sure, if you think helping only one person is better than transforming America into a socialist country to help all people!
Posted by: DSA at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)
The downside is you don't get much speed out of them but you can effectively cruise forever.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)
What even is this? Clearly not SEC schools b🤣
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (O0L8i)
You know what has cruised countless nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel?
Sailboats.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)
Istanbul will always be Constantinopol to me
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Right.
That's why they manage their responsibilities so abely.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (6T7Go)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
Honestly, they are not comparable. It like comparing a slingshot vs. the 88mm Flak 36.
I'm mentioned this previously - the local Buc-ees sells approximately 50,000 gal of fuel every day.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
I honestly have zero clue what that is
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
Yes, you do. Nikki Minaj. My anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (pLaQB)
Enjoy having Tuchy on your squad
He'll be missed here
Posted by: browndog shoots, he scores at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (3sXRv)
Caps made some strong moves. Tuch should fit nicely. Gotta see Ovi hoist that Cup one more time!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, Esq. at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: every Japanese middle-schooler at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg
The SEC would like a word. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Carson Beck played the 1st half and looked really sharp
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (ZxPkt)
Pinal count's sheriff told the county they would not renew the flock contract due to possible 4th amendment concerns!
YEA!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Right.
That's why they manage their responsibilities so abely.
Well, at least most of them can spell.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (lCppi)
Istanbul will always be Constantinopol to me
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (lCppi)
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
Yes, you do. Nikki Minaj. My anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
That last sentence is from Sir Mix-a-Lot. Did she steal it and make a "song" about it?
When I say I have zero clue, I am not exaggerating.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)
We had thunderstorms this afternoon. Diana gets upset at thunder. I volunteered to take a nap so she could curl up next to me on the bed. I deserve the Good Daddy Medal for my sacrifice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)
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So you dump your massive Sheetz in the WaWa?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (jhi3T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (pfrqN)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)
I was worried I was going to have to change my bookmark.
But .nu is Niue, not
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: A guy who is really not Spartacus at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (S41Gd)
No A/C on that baby.
Going to watch the video and see if it shows the interior.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (6T7Go)
He cruised around Europe? Up and down the coasts, or as a land yacht?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (NnhvP)
Actually you can cover a lot of Europe in a boat moving along the rivers and canals.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Whippersapperos
Posted by: Pedro Sez at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (XOG/m)
It's a fun place to go, but one must wait until the hub-bub dies down a bit.
First Buc-ees we visited was in New Braunfels, after the TXMOME in 2022.
Posted by: Jan in the Pan, from The Brain That Wouln'dt Die at August 06, 2026 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)
I'm mentioned this previously - the local Buc-ees sells approximately 50,000 gal of fuel every day.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w+2cP)
I think the topic at hand is a good place to take a dump. I plan trips around the locations of WaWa and/or Sheetz, for that reason. If Buc-ees shows up around here and where I'm going, I'll put them in the rotation.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (QaH55)
Probably confusing it with Any Which Way you can which came out in 1980, but for some reason, I thought Any Which Way You can came out later, say 83 or 84.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (XV/Pl)
When I say I have zero clue, I am not exaggerating.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)
https://vimeo.com/252389978
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
Wait a minute. This isn't an ONT, it's an ONOT.
This Doof, if that's his real name, has transgressed the mos maiorum. Where do I apply for a refund?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (K3f7J)
Posted by: Dammit at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (0aYVJ)
You know what has cruised countless nautical miles while using exactly zero fuel?
Sailboats.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:20 PM (dK+Kv)
That was my thought, also. I suppose you might stretch and consider a sailboat to be "solar powered", since solar energy drives the wind. And stretch slightly further and call a fossil fuel boat "solar powered", just by sunlight that fell a really long time ago.
Posted by: a.moron at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Bulg
Basz meg, mussulmanok
Posted by: Magyarorszag at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 10:22 PM (ZxPkt)
Thanxs.
I'll check the box score later.
Beck is the future. Minshew will be a great mentor.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)
https://vimeo.com/252389978
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
Nope - you can't make me!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
When I was in Turkey recently, many places were named after German General Otto Liman von Sanders, who helped modernize their military in WWI. He was in large part responsible for the Turkish victory at Gallipoli.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (1z8ji)
The Waterboys - This Is The Sea;
I can listen too on a loop. Beautiful song!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
This story also riffs on his “I have a guy for that” story, which is also a must read.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (kYmoU)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
Wait a minute. This isn't an ONT, it's an ONOT.
This Doof, if that's his real name, has transgressed the mos maiorum. Where do I apply for a refund?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (K3f7J)
Actually, it's an OOT. or a TOOT.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
>>Sailboats.
I had Yanmar diesel on my favorite sailboat. My goal was to use it as little as possible. I think I put diesel in the tank 4 or 5 times in 15 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
My doggie pooped too
Posted by: mere Miklos at August 06, 2026 10:30 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: a.moron at August 06, 2026 10:27 PM (X5Jzz)
That and they are far more seaworthy than that floating beer can. To each his own. But I would not want to take that out on anything other than glass calm waters.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QaH55)
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So you dump your massive Sheetz in the WaWa?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (jhi3T)
***
I'm surprised it took over fifty comments for someone to nail that hanging curve.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (2WIwB)
Sailboats.
See also, RAMMING SPEED!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)
Aug 5
This is what a citizen journalist just exposed in the Bronx.
A neighborhood called Little Yemen. A man with a Hamas tattoo who says he “loves Hamas” and wants them running America. On welfare.
Hamas has murdered Americans. We’re paying for him.
An imam mocks Christianity, then leads prayer in Times Square declaring “We are taking over New York City.” Another man: “Inshallah, Islam will take over the West.”
-------
"This city is a broke ass basic-bitch version of its former self, and you have to pay a million dollars for a goddamned hovel, and you'll have to run an obstacle course of psycho-killer vagrants and khat-crazed Houthi goatfuckers on your 2-hour commute to your abysmal grind at your 'creative' marketing job... but it's worth it, even with the obscene, barbaric taxes.
BECAUSE IT'S DUH GREATEST CITY IN DUH WORRRRLD!!!
If you repeat that often enough, it'll be true, I promise."
----- Every New York City resident who got there from Ontario or wherever two months ago
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (g47mK)
Or Ireland being Eire.
Or Wales being Wyllvwwxx.
*double middle finger salute*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
You won't be disappointed. They have full, private stalls with full doors on them - each one a separate room if you will. In order to keep the shitees moving (swidt?), each room has a indicator signal above it - green for ready to accept a shit, and red - currently receiving a shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (Jr+re)
Damn, those sorority girls had it going on.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Zydeco Mikleuse at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:33 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 06, 2026 10:11 PM (2n5IR)
I thought about radio, as well in JC. Unfortunately, I have the face for radio, but a voice for silent movies.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 06, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
It's rather, you'll never get a claustrophobe on board.
I'll have to look further into it but the tern 'at sea' has certain connotations that that boat doesn't look worthy of. Weather is another term that boat doesn't look worthy of.
But I like the idea.
Wish I'd learned to sail.
Withholds thoughts of pissing on straws leg.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:17 PM (6T7Go)
Looks like an (intermittently) self-propelled barge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:33 PM (1z8ji)
Jump back, Jack! You don't know me.
I plan to share some of the pop-ups that interrupt my ONT reading.
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:34 PM (RCjYY)
Damn, those sorority girls had it going on.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (77rzZ
Have you ever been to an SEC campus? You should see our rush weeks. Insane. Look it up and get back to me. 😉
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
The only station I’ve seen that matches Buc-ees is the Wally’s just west of St. Louis. It isn’t a copy, though. It has its own style, which I appreciate. The fresh potato chips are amazing.
As, of course, are the bathrooms. Honestly, gas stations along the highway have two jobs. Gas, and bathrooms. If you won’t do those two things, don’t advertise.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)
If it's someone else's its a boat.
If it's yours, its a yacht.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bulg
And he's got the panties to prove it
Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)
>>Sailboats.
I had Yanmar diesel on my favorite sailboat. My goal was to use it as little as possible. I think I put diesel in the tank 4 or 5 times in 15 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:30 PM (viF8m)
There was some youtube channel a while back where a bunch of hippies bought a beater sailboat, engine seized, and I am sure the owner was glad to be rid of it.
They sailed to the Caribbean, I think it was, old school, all sail powered. Arriving, mooring, and leaving port, the works. That was hardcore sailing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Doof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q41U5z9iSSU
Posted by: Zydeco Mikleuse at August 06, 2026 10:32 PM (XOG/m)
Now I want a frozen daiquiri and some beignets!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)
It rhymes with that chart of best cities to live;
the bluer the better.
I need a drink
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (6T7Go)
And most on the right get into explaining MMT, inflation, government debt and so on giving a detailed explanation.
And then on the left they instead blame it on...Trump. Note, not any action Trump has taken. Or the Republican congress. Just...Trump's existence.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (tEQWR)
Withholds thoughts of pissing on straws leg.
It's never too late. Go for it.
Fair warning, if it turns out you like it you will never get it out of your blood.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)
YEA!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (NnhvP)
Some wisdom and common sense in Pinal County! Good on ya, Sheriff!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (1z8ji)
Honestly, gas stations along the highway have two jobs. Gas, and bathrooms. If you won’t do those two things, don’t advertise.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)
____________
Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)
"I think the Police Department is going to recommend that we continue the contract with Flock for eight of the cameras that we have. Right now we have a ten total. They propose to create a contract with Axos for the other two cameras to try them out for a while."
Yup, that's how it's going. Land of the free.
Posted by: mindful webworker - got my eye on you, babe at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:38 PM (sKqQm)
An egg. An egg. An egg. An egg....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 06, 2026 10:38 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 10:38 PM (BlF7w)
Posted by: Diogenes
Canal boats, 8ft wide 70ft long. Lots of fun.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2026 10:38 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (Cqx++)
There is a brand of outboard motor called the British Seagull. Looks like the design crystallized in the 1920's. Very popular with sailboat sailors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:39 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)
Buc-ees does both of those things quite well. They do the other stuff to make EVERYBODY in the vehicle want to choose them over everywhere else.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (QMAsf)
It's always a concern for me on road trips. Fortunately I have a pretty good Gi tract.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Bulg
Got the birfday card late.
*blames it on the Post Office*
Yer fine.
Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Miklosbury at August 06, 2026 10:40 PM (XOG/m)
Deal of the fuckin' century.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (BI5O2)
She's funny. She's attractive. She's informed. And, she's motivated.
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)
That's good gnus!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)
"I think the Police Department is going to recommend that we continue the contract with Flock for eight of the cameras that we have. Right now we have a ten total. They propose to create a contract with Axos for the other two cameras to try them out for a while."
Yup, that's how it's going. Land of the free.
Posted by: mindful webworker - got my eye on you, babe at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM
Smallville needs a visit from Superman (Truth, Justice, and the American Way), who places the cameras on Mercury for safekeeping.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (qx7Zg)
Ah, so that's why all sorts of "cities" are missing. Of course, they don't also say that it's only certain "metropolitan areas." Useless as tits on a boar hog.
Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
It only works for Tuesdays and Thursdays. Talk to the person who does those nights. I hear he's very reasonable.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: My Delta name
Your gals had panties?
We used to dream of panties. We’d sit in the freezing lecture halls with nothing but a stiff breeze and misplaced hope to keep us modest. And you try telling the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you. “Panties?” they’d say. “You had actual fabric covering the essentials while pursuing higher education?” Luxury!! Absolute luxury!! We were lucky if we had a single strategic leaf and a stern warning from the dean.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (w+2cP)
Those Muslims in NYC cheered on 9/11 and are reaping the rewards right now with Bomb Daddy giving them $$$
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ann Elk at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 10:43 PM (BlF7w)
Sailboats.
See also, RAMMING SPEED!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)
Ben Hur is unavailable for comment...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 10:43 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)
True. We could have a woot. And a foot. But soots and moot aren’t very funny.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:43 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
It only works for Tuesdays and Thursdays. Talk to the person who does those nights. I hear he's very reasonable.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)
Saturdays and Sunday would be dirty, from the SOOTs.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)
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Do you see the masculine Democrat toughguy rebrand yet? They are copying what Trump did, but from the Left and as a "movement" instead of a single person. Soon the picture of Democrats - sneaky establishment power stepping on the common man, and the feminine gay and trans identity bud light driven horseshit party that Trump worked so hard to fight and expose - will be a memory.
The new energetic party has a message - they are the party of the working man again. And strong. It's about branding, not reality. They're starting extreme to get attention and then the Party can slowly modulate the message, depending on how things are received. Trump did this too by opening with crazy extreme ideas (a muslim ban, punishment for abortions) and then paring back.
Calling him scary did not work and Democrats know why. And he lurched the country Right despite having just his voice - and so with practically 100% media control, they're giving it a shot. And they get to do it the Democrat Way. At arm's length in case it doesn't quite work out. But heavily coordinated.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (RCjYY)
Bridgeport, CT at #14 - higher than Minneapolis, San Diego, Charleston and NYC? Yes, it has less than 150K people in it (in fact, no town in CT has more than 150K people in it), but I still don't believe that stat. At all.
Useless.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (0CU3H)
Charlie Duke's voice was just perfect, especially as Capcom. He left a family portrait on the surface of the Moon, with the caption, "This is the family of Charlie Duke from planet Earth, who landed on the Moon on Apr 20, 1972"
David Scott left a Bible on the control panel of the lunar rover.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)
First came the churches.
Then came the schools.
Then came the Flock cameras.
Then came the rules.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (2Ez/1)
She's funny. She's attractive. She's informed. And, she's motivated.
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)
I.e., she wants something.
Posted by: Ellis at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Getting released from the hospital tomorrow! 🎉🎉🎉
Will at least have a couple of days to spend with the grandsons before we go back home 🛫✈🛩
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (XPqtf)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 10:28 PM (vTZFs)
You are talking about people who are deliberately skirting copyright infringement for possible commercial gain in a competing business. Not like a whorehouse calling itself "Fuc-ees".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)
Ben Hur is unavailable for comment...
Posted by: Romeo13
Comment well and LIVE
Posted by: the CoBs at August 06, 2026 10:46 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (RCjYY)
I thought that was caused by an excess of Vitamin W.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:46 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)
___________________
No no no....that never happened. The Media told me as much. I'm sort of torn on the issue. I mean, I recorded television that whole day and have News coverage of a bunch of Muslims sitting on rooftops in lawn chairs cheering the view across the river from New Jersey. But, it must be an early version of AI, because that never happened.
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:46 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)
Saturday is the Club. As long as it remains open, it shall not be renamed COOT.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
If you look where the DSA candidates are winning and where their votes are coming from it is almost universally from college towns. El Sayed got his votes from Dearborn, which has a huge muslim population and in areas with colleges like Ann Arbor. Hong in Wisconsin is from Madison, the birthplace of liberalism in the US and the U of Wisconsin. AOC, NYC. Mamdani, NYC. Mayor of Boston, biggest college city in the country.
Our public schools and universities have been breeding communists for years. Chickens are roosting.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (viF8m)
Getting released from the hospital tomorrow! 🎉🎉🎉
Will at least have a couple of days to spend with the grandsons before we go back home 🛫✈🛩
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 10:45 PM (XPqtf)
Hip, hip, hooray!!!!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
My client, Dr. Fauci, is intrigued.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, Esq. at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (aJQbY)
The woman that played Brooke Ashton had a class with me before practice and she showed up in her costume a couple of times.
And then apparently they got to the scene were Brooke ends up in her skivvies and...while my class mate had a slightly more modest costume, more like a baby doll, I noticed the professor stammered through the lecture and made a measured effort to focus on the chalkboard and not look at the class...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: LRob in OK
I'm a middle-aged dude with no truck. Just a sedan.
If I need a truck, I can rent one, because this is America.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (tEQWR)
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a s#!t.
Posted by: Rhett Butt-ler at August 06, 2026 10:48 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:48 PM (77rzZ)
Dr. Charles Berry (yep, Chuck Berry), head MD at Johnson during Apollo, also had a voice like butter. I mean, right of central casting for the part.
That voice of his could talk me through and into anything. Alright, you're having heart attack, but everything's gonna be fine if you just keep your head and do what I tell you... I would be calm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: James Bond, colonizer at August 06, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 10:49 PM (qx7Zg)
mikeski, I meant in my "real" life, not my horde life.
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:49 PM (Jr+re)
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)
Eat
Propane
Ice
Posted by: That's what the sign said, anyway at August 06, 2026 10:49 PM (1Ff7Z)
Credentialed. Educated may be a stretch.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (pLaQB)
If you look where the DSA candidates are winning and where their votes are coming from it is almost universally from college towns
I've come to believe the argument this is a sign of colleges over producing people with degrees the private sector doesn't want as the most strident socialists in America are people with a fancy degree not making much money and the most anti-socialist people are those without an advanced degree making a good salary.
These DSA voters believe even if they don't get full on socialism they'll get the government looting the workers in full force again to finance more do nothing NGO jobs.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (sKqQm)
If an election doesn't go their way it's not a democracy anymore
I bet none of these rich assholes ever held a real job
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (bLE/b)
Credentialed. Educated may be a stretch.
Fair.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Limerick Lover at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (Jr+re)
I am the guy with the truck. But so many people in rural Alberta own trucks (and nothing else!) that I never get calls to help people move, or borrow my truck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
My client, Dr. Fauci, is intrigued.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, Esq. at August 06, 2026 10:47 PM (XOG/m)
This is funny to me, because I pronounce that soulless demon's name Fucky all the time. I am not even quite certain of the proper pronunciation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ)
Berry's voice and manner of speaking was such it sounded like some good ol' boy you've known all your life, yet with high authority.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (Jr+re)
Wait a minute. This isn't an ONT, it's an ONOT.
This Doof, if that's his real name, has transgressed the mos maiorum. Where do I apply for a refund?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I just assumed the "open" was silent.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:52 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ann Elk at August 06, 2026 10:52 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 10:53 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 10:53 PM (S41Gd)
Remember the riots a couple years ago at schools like Columbia (Obama's alma mater), UCLA, etc.? Mostly wealthy kids from places like the Hamptons cosplaying as militants wearing keffiyehs, threatening Jewish students and breaking shit for grins?
That is the DSA base. Over educated idiots who don't know shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 10:54 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:55 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 06, 2026 10:55 PM (CHHv1)
My late FIL was a sportscaster for CBS for decades- used to do the color commentary for the old (the REAL) Southwest Conference. Had a gorgeous voice, a smooth baritone.
Little did I know, as a young girl vaguely listening to the UT game that my brothers had on, that I would grow up to marry that guy's son.
Posted by: sal at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)
____________
Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)
***
Don't forget the sushi.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (st6oP)
Posted by: Limerick Lover at August 06, 2026 10:50 PM (2Ez/1)
______________________________________
An Eswatini, is the preferred drink of organized hookers in the European Union. It's a Martini, of course. And, is generally served in redlight districts througout the EU. ESWA stands for:
European Sex Workers Rights Alliance: A coalition working to protect and recognize the labor, health, and human rights of sex workers across Europe.
An Eswatini is usual made with cheap gin pretending to be high quality. It's usually way overpriced. And, leaves a fishy aftertaste.
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 10:51 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 10:57 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)
____________
Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)
Fireworks
Posted by: Pedro Says @ SOTB at August 06, 2026 10:57 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (2Ez/1)
And, leaves a fishy aftertaste.
Low hanging curve, but I pass.
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (Jr+re)
But I read he was a little bit of a publicity hound, and tended to blab publicly about things he should not have. I didn’t know the guy, this is just hearsay.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (BlF7w)
Bonus tracks!
iamthemorning - Blue Sea
https://youtu.be/bSLhDQfxLHE
Yoko Kanno - Blue
https://youtu.be/Xjzb_-26m2o
echolyn - Heavy Blue Miles
https://youtu.be/_e5LQAxP_Ds
Aythis - Into The Blue
https://youtu.be/PzM7IiPj3OQ
and now with twice the blue:
Black Tape for a Blue Girl - Through Sky Blue Rooms
https://youtu.be/nAHhvAXfEQE
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: J. Peterman at August 06, 2026 11:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)
____________
Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)
Fireworks
And an almost fantatical devotion to the Pope.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 11:00 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ann Elk at August 06, 2026 10:42 PM (XOG/m)
https://tinyurl.com/yrvrsh2n
Posted by: That's what the sign said, anyway at August 06, 2026 11:01 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (dIske)
I am drinking a Caesar, made with TRex brand vodka, made in St. Albert, Alberta (a bedroom community to Edmonton, now). Kind of tasteless, but I guess that's the reason for vodka, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:01 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)
Suite Madame Blue
https://youtu.be/CkkQPxoxJJY
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:01 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: New Orleans influenced Miklos at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (g47mK)
Karen Carpenter was not classically beautiful, but, damn, her voice was gorgeous.
Karen’s voice was to her what Jayne Mansfield’s boobs were to her.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tonypete
----
Yes, it calls into question the word, educated.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 11:03 PM (6T7Go)
Many are women without children, who know they won't be having any.
That gives these people a very relaxed attitude about the future. No skin in the game.
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:03 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Chef Miklos at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Here you go:
https://maps.deflock.org/
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (1z8ji)
I'm just trying to tell you what's going on. It's not doom or conspiracy, it's just that I see shit.
Cannot tell you how this particular psy op is gonna work out because I'm not a prognosticators and the wildcard is still Trump. If I can see what they're doing, he definitely knows, and probably looooong before I did. He will have an idea how to fight it, but it's been designed to be very difficult to combat or stop.
That's why they're currently utilizing a diffuse "extreme" movement, keeping it apart from the larger party that's actually in control, and not holding it within a single crazy person (yet).
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (JvZF+)
==
Islamonazis? YES!
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 10:56 PM (st6oP)
A lot of them are in the "I must be edumacated. Dat dere high school gave me a piece of paper and said I don't come here no more."
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2026 10:35 PM (kYmoU)
____________
Gas
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)
Three guys playing loud, an attendant, an old man proprietor, and leggy customers . . .
https://youtu.be/Ae829mFAGGE
That's all you need.
Posted by: Gimme All Your Lovin' at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:05 PM (JvZF+)
Howdy SF
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 11:07 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)
Some people have a rock climbing wall. You need a fucking boob climbing wall. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 11:08 PM (S41Gd)
During the World Cup when foreigners were posting videos about their trip to the US, I saw a French guy's post that was pretty funny. He said something like as a Frenchman he shouldn't admit it but he loved the US and one the highlights for him was Buc ess and particularly the bathrooms. Said they were nicer than his apartment. Not the bathroom in his apartment, his apartment.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (RCjYY)
Withholds thoughts of pissing on straws leg.
It's never too late. Go for it.
Fair warning, if it turns out you like it you will never get it out of your blood.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m)
Ummm....get which one out of your blood?
Asking for a friend....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 11:10 PM (XPqtf)
"Fire Weather Watch" in effect until tomorrow night. Hot, extremely dry, and gusty winds... No doubt that some jerk tossing a cigarette out their vehicle's window will burn hundreds, if not thousands, of acres.
Same as it ever was.
Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:11 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: LRob in OK at August 06, 2026 11:11 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Chef Miklos at August 06, 2026 11:04 PM (XOG/m)
Couldn't find the one where he followed the record and it kept skipping back to "an egg."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 06, 2026 11:11 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
And - with the full walls between each urinal, the preferred and inviolate rules of urinal selection seem to be slipping.
Strange new world I tell you!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 11:11 PM (w+2cP)
Many are women without children, who know they won't be having any.
That gives these people a very relaxed attitude about the future. No skin in the game.
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:03 PM (RCjYY)
Also not a mother looking to expend motherly energy on something, e.g., karens.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (dK+Kv)
Sailing. It can become an addiction.
Glad to hear you are feeling better.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mnw
On government debt-
"In the long run, we're all dead"
Posted by: childless homosexual economist John Maynard Keynes at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (BlF7w)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (RCjYY)
_-_
Hey! Over here! I earned it, though. Lived there in th 90's for a bit. Got my fill really quick (also educated). Lots of very interesting people there, all right...just waaay too many.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:13 PM (48SW1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:13 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:14 PM (48SW1)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: goozer at August 06, 2026 11:14 PM (eTh1u)
Marleen and Charleen say I should stick with motorboating
I think they's right
Posted by: Miklos in the privacy of his own home at August 06, 2026 11:15 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:15 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:12 PM (RCjYY)
"You, too can climb ladders like a pro with the K-Tel prehensile dick. Order now!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:16 PM (1z8ji)
https://tinyurl.com/3a3zjn88+
At this point, a realistic shell might be sufficient.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:16 PM (KC5Lt)
Said they were nicer than his apartment. Not the bathroom in his apartment, his apartment.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)
Our toilets are nicer than most peoples' homes.
Posted by: Engulf and Devour at August 06, 2026 11:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:15 PM (JvZF+)
If it was a Williams Sonoma sunset, it would cost you $849.00
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:17 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 11:18 PM (oq9dX)
_-_
...and there is no fool like an educated fool. I should know.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:18 PM (48SW1)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:19 PM (48SW1)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 11:18 PM (oq9dX)
Loched in a tie.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:19 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That was actually a Ronco product
Posted by: Miklos waits, because there's more at August 06, 2026 11:19 PM (XOG/m)
I can conclude that the Gurgle ad serving algorithm has determined that we're a little on the old side, here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:20 PM (w6EFb)
_-_
...and there is no fool like an educated fool. I should know.
Posted by: Don in SoCo
Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: goozer at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (eTh1u)
Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Sticking to the Right at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (DBT/q)
Marleen and Charleen say I should stick with motorboating
I think they's right
Posted by: Miklos in the privacy of his own home at August 06, 2026 11:15 PM (XOG/m)
Every man's got to have a hobby he enjoys.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: the Turkish Toilet Association of America at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 11:21 PM (BlF7w)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:22 PM (KC5Lt)
_-_
mikeski speaks a great truth.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:22 PM (48SW1)
Posted by: Berserker
You might have to print it yourself.
The text is as squared up as this comment block, so either she's a robot or it's a photoshop.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg
You take the High Road
And I'll take the Low Road
The Low Road is more my style
Posted by: High-living lowlife Miklos McMiklos at August 06, 2026 11:23 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)
Some people have a rock climbing wall. You need a fucking boob climbing wall. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 11:08 PM (S41Gd)
***
Wall...
Boobs...
?????
Profit!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:17 PM (1z8ji)
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You forgot 10.25% sales tax. Not kidding.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (JvZF+)
I suspect if the Dems win in '28 the left will flip back to "if you aren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to fear from surveillance "
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg
You take the High Road
And I'll take the Low Road
The Low Road is more my style
Posted by: High-living lowlife Miklos McMiklos at August 06, 2026 11:23 PM (XOG/m)
There's plenty of friends there . . .
Posted by: Garth Brooks at August 06, 2026 11:24 PM (wVcYX)
But I *win* because the b@star@d lost its stinger. Hah!
Die, wasp, die!!!
Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:25 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: I'm the internet; I'm here to help at August 06, 2026 11:25 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Berserker
Rock-climbing wall: hand/footholds are color-coded for difficulty.
Boob-climbing wall: DDs are easiest, As are hardest.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:27 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:27 PM (KC5Lt)
Your point is correct, of course. And the correlation of data on the backend of all of these systems (since the data, BOTH private and public, gets thrown into the same bucket(s) on the backend) is where this really goes bad.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:27 PM (48SW1)
Posted by: Captain Splatter at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (QMAsf)
243 237 Hey, SanF.! Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:06 PM (77rzZ)
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Hello gents. Could be better could be worse.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:19 PM (48SW1)
-
Glad I'm not the only one. Sickening. Still hoping it's AI.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (LgsNJ)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 06, 2026 11:29 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:29 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:30 PM (1z8ji)
Never understood your popularity.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:27 PM (KC5Lt)
He's no Chris Gaines.
Posted by: can you believe that shit? at August 06, 2026 11:30 PM (nt2TN)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg
If I fall down a well, I have a girl dog, so she is a Lassie
Posted by: Save him, Dixie! at August 06, 2026 11:31 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Captain Splatter at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (oq9dX)
Be careful. Tacoma drivers just roll right into the parking lot without looking.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:31 PM (2WIwB)
_-_
That seems likely. The party in power spends like crazy and increases surveillance while the party out of power complains about both and reverses course when in power.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:31 PM (48SW1)
That's my position and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:32 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 11:32 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 11:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 11:28 PM (JvZF+)
Sounds whelming
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 11:33 PM (QMAsf)
Speaking of Charles Berry, there was a incident with Jim Irwin on Apollo 15. Both he and Scott got dehydrated and overheated during their EVAs, Irwin worse than Scott. There was a problem with the water dispensing system in the suits. Apollo 15 was the first J-mission, longer duration stays, and much more science work. Each EVA lasted about 7 hours on average.
Upon take-off from the surface, Irwin started experiencing a serious arrhythmia. Berry later said that if Irwin were back on earth, he would sent him to the ICU right then and there, and told Chris Kraft and Gene Kranz so.
We don't know who really made the call, but they didn't tell the crew about it. Berry probably thought that might make it worse. The EKG went back to normal, but they watched it like a hawk all the way back.
And Irwin did have a heart attack 2 years later, and another two after that, dying during the third one. He was the first of the Moonwalkers to pass away.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:33 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: goozer at August 06, 2026 11:34 PM (eTh1u)
— Amber Heard
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:34 PM (77rzZ)
But then I found out about his interest in and involvement with the Alamo.
Righteous dude.
Posted by: Miklos stands corrected at August 06, 2026 11:36 PM (XOG/m)
Petula's coat - I think we have a beach bag that looks like that. And, of course, it's all lip-synched to the radio recording. But, OMG, the set and the dancers, some kind of mix of hippie and ghey and I don't know. This is what the producers of the Ed Sullivan Show thought was Hip and Cool and Groovy in 1968. It was a sign of the times.
Linked for historical analysis porpoises only.
https://youtu.be/rhKTqdSwx2I
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - vaguely exact at August 06, 2026 11:36 PM (62m/B)
I hate the idea of Flock cameras. My town actually has none but we're an anomaly. For now anyway.
But the idea of anonymity in the digital age is whistling past the graveyard. Unless you are living off the grid with no internet, no cell phone, ATM card or credit card, you are not anonymous.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 11:37 PM (oq9dX)
That's my position and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:32 PM (KC5Lt)
***
You've never used the rest room after Mrs D's been in there after a dinner of chili dogs.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:38 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: the Oxford Miklos Dictionary at August 06, 2026 11:38 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:39 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:40 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)
Can I have your stuff?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:41 PM (viF8m)
But the idea of anonymity in the digital age is whistling past the graveyard. Unless you are living off the grid with no internet, no cell phone, ATM card or credit card, you are not anonymous.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)
True enough, but I still flip them off when I drive past.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:42 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:42 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2026 11:42 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 11:39 PM (KC5Lt)
Wow! Well done!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 11:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2026 11:44 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JackStraw
And so few people do that, that your lifestyle identifies you just as well as if you were living underneath a Flock camera.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:44 PM (VHUov)
Pete Conrad went next, I think. he crashed his motorcycle, nothing seemingly too serious, but apparently sustained internal injuries and he died on the table. Maybe if they had taken him to a larger or better equipped hospital they could have saved him.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 11:45 PM (d20MQ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 11:30 PM (77rzZ)
That's a natural fact. And on the other end of the sexy spectrum I submit to you Olivia Newton John.
Posted by: goozer at August 06, 2026 11:46 PM (eTh1u)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)
Was that the dude who said he would give his left croissant for a texas brisket? That dude was a riot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2026 11:46 PM (S41Gd)
_-_
Pretty sure that is an acronym that can only be spoken if you are not white. If you are white, to speak it is a crime...which means the actual crime is being white?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:47 PM (48SW1)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 11:50 PM (d20MQ)
_-_
Pretty sure that is an acronym that can only be spoken if you are not white. If you are white, to speak it is a crime...which means the actual crime is being white?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2026 11:47 PM (48SW1)
Dirty Ace of spades Non-nooders?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:51 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 11:52 PM (Ia/+0)
That's exactly what Berry told Kraft and Kranz. While the total cabin pressure was "only" 5 psi, that was pure O2 and thus was well higher than sea level O2 partial pressure of about 3 psia. During the EVAs, the suit pressure was lowered to about 3.75 psi, still higher than sea level.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Careful
Parisians are sensitive about this term
Posted by: Mikleuse recalls French Halal Car-B-Ques at August 06, 2026 11:53 PM (XOG/m)
But then I found out about his interest in and involvement with the Alamo.
Posted by: Miklos stands corrected
One of the few men that knows how to get to the bowling alley in the basement.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 11:54 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 11:54 PM (pfrqN)
Earlier in my career I worked on the transition from arpanet to the internet including things like network colocation and peering. The NSA was never far away. And they never left.
Hell, the CIA was one of the first seed investors in Google. The CIA created Google Earth. It's a great story that Bezos just got an idea to sell books on this new thing called the internet and started a business in his parents garage. Better story is his grandfather was one of the founders of ARPA now DARPA.
One ring to bind them.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Kindly but strict Aunt Miklos at August 06, 2026 11:55 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 11:56 PM (I0N4X)
On paper, the cardiovascular mortality rate of the Apollo astronauts who went to the Moon (Moonwalkers plus the CM pilots, and the the others who didn't land) is much higher than the population of LEO astronauts.
And animal studies have confirmed that cosmic rays and the others are indeed a cardiovascular risk. It basically causes hardening of the arteries, you might call it.
But, that said, the vast majority made it to their '80s, and the 4 living Moonwalkers are well in their 90s.
The four Artemis crew are 4 more data points for this, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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It can't be surprising that places where a large part of the local "GDP" rotates around the edumacatin' industry has a large number of edumacated
Posted by: buddhaha at August 06, 2026 11:57 PM (oyafG)
Posted by: muldoon
pls
asking for a friend
if I, um he can use them
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Jason Arday at August 06, 2026 11:59 PM (XOG/m)
That's exactly what Berry told Kraft and Kranz. While the total cabin pressure was "only" 5 psi, that was pure O2 and thus was well higher than sea level O2 partial pressure of about 3 psia. During the EVAs, the suit pressure was lowered to about 3.75 psi, still higher than sea level.
_-_
But, professor....isn't sea level closer to 14.something psi? Student is confused. Is that air in-generalncersus O2 specifically?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (48SW1)
And animal studies have confirmed that cosmic rays and the others are indeed a cardiovascular risk. It basically causes hardening of the arteries, you might call it.
But, that said, the vast majority made it to their '80s, and the 4 living Moonwalkers are well in their 90s.
The four Artemis crew are 4 more data points for this, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb)
Well, (very) small sample size, for one. And I expect the Moon travelers to be drawn from a cohort of Type A personalities, too. Driven people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 11:56 PM (I0N4X)
Other than how to stop these ass sucking popups and violently hunt down and dispose of the asshole responsible ...not really.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (S41Gd)
Posted by: muldoon at August 06, 2026 11:56 PM
******
There was a request for "Eswatini" in a limerick.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 12:01 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 12:01 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Miklos rapidly assesses at August 07, 2026 12:01 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 12:01 AM (KC5Lt)
And animal studies have confirmed that cosmic rays and the others are indeed a cardiovascular risk. It basically causes hardening of the arteries, you might call it.
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Well, shit.
Posted by: Ben Grimm at August 07, 2026 12:03 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
I tried, but spilled my martini on the linguini.
Ruined both my drink AND dinner
Posted by: Miklos has days like that most days at August 07, 2026 12:03 AM (XOG/m)
See the difference between partial pressure and total pressure. When you have a mix of (otherwise non-interacting) gases, you can treat the pressure of each separately, and is proportional to its molar fraction.
What matters for getting O2 in your blood via your lungs is the partial pressure of O2.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: THE BEATLES! at August 07, 2026 12:04 AM (Cqx++)
_-_
Got it. Thanks.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:05 AM (48SW1)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (48SW1)
Partial pressure in gases is akin to concentration in liquids. Air is 21% oxygen. At 14 psi absolute, the partial pressure of oxygen is 14 X 0.21 = 2.94 psi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 12:05 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)
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Freddy from Germany called Taco Bell...
"Holy Land."
https://tinyurl.com/ma8h3kzu
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 12:06 AM (2Ez/1)
And what matters for fire risk includes O2 partial pressure, but far more than that. It depends on the other gases mixed it.
5 psia pure O2 is no greater a fire risk than sea level air.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: muldoon
Let it be
Posted by: THE BEATLES!
And thanks for the Cadillacs
Remain Blessed
Posted by: Maharishi Mahesh Yogi at August 07, 2026 12:07 AM (XOG/m)
One of his relatives (SIL?) recognized the rhetorical idiosyncrasies in his manifestos & dropped a dime on him.
The FBI has the Unabomber's cabin in its museum.
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 12:07 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 12:07 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Durham, #2, Dook U.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:08 AM (XeU6L)
Bathrooms
Coffee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 10:37 PM (O0L8i)
Eat
Propane
Ice
Posted by: That's what the sign said, anyway
Bloodworms
Cigarettes.
Posted by: Convenience Store at August 07, 2026 12:08 AM (JM9I6)
All the astronauts are monitored like crazy. That comparison is those who left earth orbit, outside the magnetosphere, vs the rest of the astronaut population.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:10 AM (w6EFb)
If you sign up to be an astronaut, you sign up to be basically a lab specimen all your life. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:10 AM (w6EFb)
https://youtu.be/CkkQPxoxJJY
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 11:01 PM (dK+Kv)
I’ve always thought that was the best track Styx ever did. The way it kicks into gear halfway always gets me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 12:11 AM (pfrqN)
Posted by: Miklos, Dookie once removed at August 07, 2026 12:11 AM (XOG/m)
Well this week I got into an animated e-mail exchange with the president of our HOA Board over some middling county rule. H sent a rambling diatribe about how I was blah, blah, blah.. The time stamp on his message was 3:39 a.m.
The next day I mailed him my response:
"Tim,
My mother taught me two things when I was a lad.
1. Always wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident.
2. Nohing good ever comes from posting angry e-mails at 3:39 in the morning.
I talked with him a couple days later and he told me he does not p[lan to serve out the remaining 18 months of his term of office. I think my indirect response short circuited his brain. Thanks Mom!
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:12 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: JackStraw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=asAlBgHoqjI
Posted by: Zombie Ian Faith at August 07, 2026 12:12 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
That way too
Posted by: LabCorp at August 07, 2026 12:12 AM (XOG/m)
It was a black web page though - I still remember what it looked like. Very web 1.0 of course.
I remember waking up and thinking it was probably totally unrealistic. Which is funny if you know me.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 12:13 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 12:14 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:14 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 12:15 AM (enNUy)
Posted by: muldoon
You mooks didn't know that Muldoon's mom invented e-mail protocol while she was Chief Research Scientist at CERN, didja? (I won't mention the NSA part)
Posted by: Miklos had heard rumours at August 07, 2026 12:16 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
**********
Can't we just let Bhagwans be Bhagwans?
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:16 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 12:16 AM (enNUy)
Posted by: muldoon
Let it be
Posted by: THE BEATLES!
And thanks for the Cadillacs
Remain Blessed
Posted by: Maharishi Mahesh Yogi at August 07, 2026 12:07 AM (XOG/m)
Avoid the clap.
Posted by: Jimmy Dugan at August 07, 2026 12:17 AM (2WIwB)
_-_
But, professor....isn't sea level closer to 14.something psi? Student is confused. Is that air in-generalncersus O2 specifically?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:00 AM (48SW1)
Oxygen makes up about 21% of the atmosphere, so partial pressure of O2 at sea level is 21% of 14 something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 12:18 AM (pfrqN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
Darleen?
I think Darleen was in Ann Arbor once
Posted by: Miklos tries to forget what he thinks he remembers at August 07, 2026 12:18 AM (XOG/m)
Eisenhower cut through all that. For one, they needed people who had background checks and clearances, and their medical background was already documented. He decided military pilots with test flight backgrounds.
Gordon Cooper said he didn’t even know there was a space program. He got orders to report to Washington. “What’s this about?” he was asked, and of course he didn’t know either. He was a test pilot at Edwards. Told to check in at the Dolly Madison hotel under an assumed name.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:19 AM (dE511)
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2026 12:19 AM (RCjYY)
Another way to see partial pressure. Imagine you take each gas separately, and then isothermally compress it to the total pressure of the mix. The volume fraction of each to the total will then be the same as the molar fraction.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:19 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw
Wrap yourself up like a cocoon?
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 12:22 AM (VHUov)
1. Air goes in and out
2. Blood goes 'round and 'round
3. Oxygen is good
/Tulane Univ School of Medicine
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:23 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: muldoon
You mooks didn't know that Muldoon's mom invented e-mail protocol while she was Chief Research Scientist at CERN, didja? (I won't mention the NSA part)
Posted by: Miklos had heard rumours at August 07, 2026 12:16 AM (XOG/m)
Was her work at CERN before or after she got the Hubble telescope running right?
Posted by: Jimmy Dugan at August 07, 2026 12:23 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: nckate
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Lived there for a year or so while attending UNC. Lived the worst dump you can imagine. There was a common mail box for the 10-20 residents. Most of the mail was from parole officers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:23 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:24 AM (I0N4X)
Off League of Their Own sock!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2026 12:24 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 12:24 AM (dE511)
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 12:24 AM (Sy6m/)
2. Blood goes 'round and 'round
3. Oxygen is good
/Tulane Univ School of Medicine
Posted by: muldoon
That easy huh
I guess all the gunshot cases went to Charity
Posted by: Miklos survived, but Uptown at August 07, 2026 12:25 AM (XOG/m)
************
She was also a Cub Scout den leader and could feed a husband and seven boys 15 different types of one-pot meals.
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:26 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: muldoon
the Crack of a Posteriori
Posted by: Miklos is mentally much younger than 29 at August 07, 2026 12:28 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:28 AM (I0N4X)
Too high a partial pressure of O2 is bad as well. 0.5 atm is about the limit for prolonged breathing. 1.4 - 1.6 (briefly) is the limit. Above that and seizures and other damage can occur.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:28 AM (w6EFb)
who kept all his cash in his beanie.
When robbed of his purse,
he stomped and he cursed,
but the thief he didn't get eeny.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:28 AM (48SW1)
Posted by: muldoon
The rich kid families had two pots. But we had one, made of scrounged cardboard and tar scraped from the road, and we were grateful!
Posted by: Miklos from York, SC at August 07, 2026 12:31 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:31 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Judge Miklos Smailes at August 07, 2026 12:32 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 12:33 AM (6T7Go)
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 12:33 AM (enNUy)
Die, wasp, die!!!
Posted by: JQ
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If it lost it stinger, as in "dragged its guts out getting away" it was a bee. Wasps, hornets, Queen bees and bumblebees don't have barbed stingers. Their stinger slides in, squeezes out its shot of forming acid and other wonderful organic compounds, necrotizing enzymes, and slides right out, ready to sting you again.
I once caught a yellowjacket in my old open face Bell helmet, and by the time I got it off and released the damned thing, it had stung me 6 times (I counted the lumps in the mirror later) around the temple. I'm sure it was amusing watching me pull off the side of the road, drop the bike on its side, engine still running, rear wheel spinning and me frantically trying to release the D ring strap.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 07, 2026 12:35 AM (oyafG)
Four and I'm under my host!
Posted by: D. Parker at August 07, 2026 12:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Miklos can still do a pretty good Ernie K-Doe at August 07, 2026 12:38 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 12:40 AM (6T7Go)
Four and I'm under my host!
Posted by: D. Parker
Which one?
It's a Roundtable just for you, Dorothy
Posted by: Algonquin Miklos at August 07, 2026 12:40 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 12:41 AM (sGgMH)
Posted by: nckate
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The campus is quite pleasant, especially the Duke Chapel, but, as a Tarheel, it is incumbant upon me to cast slurs when possible.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:41 AM (XeU6L)
Speaking of the Artemis astronauts, I just saw that Christina Koch was awarded the "Princesa de Asturias de la Concordia" award for 2026. That's a Spain thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)
Wring. Cognitive decline begins when yo forget to put your penis back in your pants after using the bathroom at a neighborhood party.
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:42 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:42 AM (XeU6L)
Oh, darn it. Now I feel bad about the poor bee dying. Might have been a neighbor's honeybee!
But it stung me, so... 'bye!
Bit the end off one of hubby's cigs, chewed it a little & pressed it on the sting then wrapped with a bandaid. Pain went away quickly. No swelling.
Hmm. Yeah, I usually have worse reaction with wasp and hornet stings.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Let us join hands and rebuke the infamy of the Wolfpack
Posted by: Ecumenical quasi-Dukie Miklos at August 07, 2026 12:43 AM (XOG/m)
What if you kinda never got them all straight to being with? I mean, I used thing, doohickey, the thing that does the thing all the time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)
Stupid words for stuff. I think visually, really. My mind's eye sees what I'm talking about, and I've got to retrieve the damned word for it. Waste of time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: muldoon
pants?
Posted by: Miklos is rather popular among the ladies of The Villages at August 07, 2026 12:45 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Eighth grade math; times tables, add and subtraction, division.
It was a drum beat. And those quizzes; if a train is going to Memphis at 60 mph... and oh, no, please.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 12:46 AM (6T7Go)
Posted by: publius
*********
I suggested that cognitive decline began when you forgot where you'd left your whatchmadoozy...
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:46 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Ecumenical quasi-Dukie Miklos
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Weirdly, I've never known an NC State grad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:47 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
There are things in my kitchen drawers that I have no idea what they do or once did, much less what they are called.
Posted by: Miklos inherited some, probably also bought some at August 07, 2026 12:47 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: muldoon
Introvert's reading: "Avoiding neighborhood parties prevents dementia."
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 12:47 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Miklos knows that the Research Triangle is a secret UFO base at August 07, 2026 12:49 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: mikeski
*********
Awesome take. I may borrow this...
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:49 AM (I0N4X)
When my trainees couldn't remember the names of our equipment and needed a mechanic, but were too embarrassed about not knowing the correct term-- I told them to refer to it (thing in question) as "this apparatus" or "this piece of equipment" or "that machine" &etc. Helped them overcome their Noob Insecurity.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 12:50 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos
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Or where they came from.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 12:50 AM (6T7Go)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2026 12:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: muldoon
Medicare will pay for a home Thingamajiggit Organizer if you have a prescription.
Posted by: Miklos gets those and back braces weekly at August 07, 2026 12:51 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Miklos
**********
There is one at our house that I am convinced is for castrating rutabagas...
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:52 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
My parents
I got that part
The stores themselves are probably long since extinct
Posted by: Miklos is an inadvertent collector at August 07, 2026 12:53 AM (XOG/m)
Yes, yes it did...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)
The place where I was born, on the other hand, had and has some of the worst unemployment in the entire country, so no, didn't make the list.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 12:54 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 12:55 AM (XeU6L)
Have fun storming the castle.
Endeavor to Persevere.
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:55 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: muldoon
How dare you assume our gender!
Also we might pay
Posted by: the Rutabagas at August 07, 2026 12:56 AM (XOG/m)
Speaking of oxygen (oxy-gun as some rednecks around here pronounce it): Mama is home. She's pretty weak, but in high spirits now she's home.
She called out that it was hard to breathe. Checked her O2 sat. 94% and dropping. They say that's not too bad, just worry if it gets below 88%, but with her, if it gets below 95%, she doesn't like it.
So, I got to checking flow, then got worried there was a leak. Scrambled around for a bit, then noticed the canula was out of her nose. She had to blow her nose and forgot to put it back in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:56 AM (w6EFb)
She's so weak, well it's bedside commode operations. Not pretty. But a son's got do what a son's gotta do. Also daughter-in-law.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard
Yikes! Um, no-- I'll take my arthritis as-is, thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (48SW1)
"Blue" --Leeann Rimes
"Jackie Blue"--Ozark Mountain Daredevils
"Blue Velvet"--Bobby Vinton
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: muldoon at August 07, 2026 12:52 AM (I0N4X)
How can you tell a male rutabaga from a female rutabaga?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (sGgMH)
A fellow around here used to shock himself with his electric fence all the time. Said that helped the arthritis in his hands.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 12:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (48SW1)
potato peeler? Spatula?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2026 01:00 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: publius
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In for my
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:02 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: jim
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Apple corer? Nut cracker? Jar opener? Can opener?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 12:58 AM (48SW1)
My shop has many of those. Card file drawer full of ignition switches, one rolls over, and terminal studs snag in the overhead bars of the cabinet. Grrr!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 01:04 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
The punchline to that was lost when Katz's in the Catskills burned in 1977.
Posted by: and Miklos never got a chance to try the veal at August 07, 2026 01:05 AM (XOG/m)
Sometimes, too high an O2 saturation can be bad. With COPD, it can cause blood CO2 to get too high. There's a lot of nuance and complicated stuff, so they sometimes say keep it at no more than 92%.
Mama's blood CO2 runs on the higher side, but the MDs who are supposed to know what they're talking about told me too high O2 is not a problem for her, so crank it up to whatever she likes. No higher try not to, but don't worry about the high O2 levels.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
"Jackie Blue"--Ozark Mountain Daredevils
"Blue Velvet"--Bobby Vinton
...
Posted by: jim
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Joni Mitchell
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:06 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Prayers for you all.
Posted by: Miklos at August 07, 2026 01:07 AM (XOG/m)
_-_,
Good on you for that. Been in your territory there...sorta ages a fella.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 01:08 AM (48SW1)
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
Yes, you do. Nikki Minaj. My anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
That last sentence is from Sir Mix-a-Lot. Did she steal it and make a "song" about it?
When I say I have zero clue, I am not exaggerating.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)
You say 'steal', multi-millionaires say 'sample'. And I just now found out, the line is delivered by Sir Mix-a-Lot in both songs, since it's an actual sample and not just a sound-alike.
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
https://youtu.be/LDZX4ooRsWs
Oh, I hear a sample in "Baby Got Back" from "Me So Horny" by... {looks it up}... 2 Live Crew, who themselves sampled it from Full Metal Jacket. So it's a chain of people who can't complain about getting sampled, since they did the same. I feel like I used to know these things and simply forgot, since they had no import in my life.
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 01:09 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Prayers for you all.
Posted by: Miklos
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Yes. Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:10 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Grab it by the root, and see if there's a bag a'there.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 01:10 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 01:11 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:12 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Bless you. Prayers for all of you!
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2026 01:14 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 01:18 AM (1z8ji)
Hmm. Yeah, I usually have worse reaction with wasp and hornet stings.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)
The other sure-fire thing is to smear the goo from the Benedryl gel-caps on the sting. That reduces the swelling and pain, and prevents the itching.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 01:18 AM (rbvCR)
Anoia is the Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers, a minor goddess on the Discworld. When someone rattles a drawer and cries "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?", even though the person might be genuinely irritated or even exasperated, it is as praise unto Anoia. Faithful Anoians (worshippers of Anoia) purposefully rattle their drawers and complain every day. Anoia also finds objects that roll under other objects and things stuck in sofa cushions, and is considering handling stuck zippers. She eats corkscrews. Her name is clearly derived from "annoy".
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 01:21 AM (rbvCR)
Tobacco works well, if applied right away. I took it off after about an hour & so far, so good. Not painful, swollen or itchy now.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)
Once upon a time, there was someone from the Netherlands helping with an astronomical survey of galaxies. They sent other people in the project a photograph with a glowing green thing circled and a note 'What's this voorwerp?' ("voorwerp" being a Dutch version of 'whatchamacallit' - a placeholder name). They didn't know, either, but as the picture got circulated around astronomers - and some more similar glowing green things were found with people saying 'found another voorwerp' - it ended up adopted as the term for that class of objects.
(If you're wondering, a voorwerp seems to occur when a quasar nukes the hell out of a huge cloud of gas, leaving an intensely glowing galaxy-sized mess behind).
Posted by: Locarno at August 07, 2026 01:22 AM (wiYsG)
Posted by: Miklos is similarly inclined to recline at August 07, 2026 01:22 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 07, 2026 01:23 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Locarno at August 07, 2026 01:23 AM (wiYsG)
"Hanny's voorwerp". Interesting, reading about that now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:24 AM (w6EFb)
How does one tactfully tell the political people that all we really want is a candidate who, when elected, will at minimum screw us over 10% less than the violent communist who is in office today?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2026 01:24 AM (rbvCR)
This is Hanny:
https://t.ly/2XlBh
This is her Voorwerp:
https://t.ly/KRjPh
There are stars forming in her Voorwerp.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:29 AM (w6EFb)
How does one tactfully tell the political people that all we really want is a candidate who, when elected, will at minimum screw us over 10% less than the violent communist who is in office today?
Posted by: Kindltot
All I know is, if you run over an old lady at the County Fair, it helps if Dad's the mayor
Posted by: Miklos and the Bitchin' Camaros 80s tribute band at August 07, 2026 01:31 AM (XOG/m)
Another picture of Hanny:
https://t.ly/rohm5
Yep, I imagine quite a few fellers would love to get all up in her Voorwerp, there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:32 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Billy Bob's Bait and Tickle at August 07, 2026 01:33 AM (r7+Q7)
How does one tactfully tell the political people that all we really want is a candidate who, when elected, will at minimum screw us over 10% less than the violent communist who is in office today?
Posted by: Kindltot
Sorry, IDK.
Pity that "truth in advertising" laws don't apply to political campaigns.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 01:33 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
At the moment of insemination, a spark of light is emitted
Posted by: Miklos thinks cosmic, man at August 07, 2026 01:33 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Miklos
They are probably a penis and balls but why do you change your drawers depending on the room you're in?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 01:35 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 01:39 AM (ibDUx)
Hanny's Voorwerp is 650 million lightyears away, or about 200 megaparsecs.
Not even The Paolo could reach that, I don't think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: His Mom left some stuff here at August 07, 2026 01:40 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: publius,
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Yeah. Got that lecture from my son, the 3 gas diver.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 07, 2026 01:43 AM (oyafG)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
At Roadside Miklos' Almost All-Nite No-Name Establishment, all late arrivals are given quarters for the jukebox and every nite is Ladies' Nite
*note-our very Private VIP golf cart parking is now OPEN*
Posted by: Miklos, your genial mixologist at August 07, 2026 01:44 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)
He gets out of his vehicle. Other guy does too.
Other guy is a dwarf and he is royally pissed. He emits some choice invective, closing with "and I'm not happy".
First guy: "Well, which one are you, then?"
And that's when the fight started.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2026 01:47 AM (IG3/x)
How does one tactfully tell the political people that all we really want is a candidate who, when elected, will at minimum screw us over 10% less than the violent communist who is in office today?
Posted by: Kindltot
Sorry, IDK.
Pity that "truth in advertising" laws don't apply to political campaigns.
Posted by: JQ
Actually it does, when you're BrandEvil making Rubio the Pragmatic Choice which keeps them in power, one has to hope Rubio will save himself and become ViceRoy of freeCUBA rather than part of the machine.
-- viz, Susan Rice posing asLa Liberté guidant le peuple hunting down everyone who thwarted them.
The other choice is JD, or third party behind which is cTHIEL, cthKARP, cthLUCKEY brought to you by cthANDURIL an accelerationist dream where once and for all there be one cTHECNOLOGY to rule them all -- and they are the ones in control -- until their not.
Truely, this is JD's race to lose, to stand and fight, or bow to the will of a fearsome enemy before their third party candidacy brings the technological apocalypse they so lust for.
Dance like Marionettes
-- swaying to the Symphony of Destruction!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 07, 2026 01:48 AM (eS+Uj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDEyL_sS0eY&t=89s
Don't forget to Vote
The only REAL weakness is the NEED for a Leader to follow.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 07, 2026 01:49 AM (eS+Uj)
A another galaxy passes close to the main galaxy, IC2497 here, so close that the big galaxy pulls a long, spiral tidal tail out of the passing galaxy.
The close of that tail engorges the central black hole, turning it on into an AGN (something like a quasar). Powerful radiation erupts from that engorged black hole in a cone from its poles. That ionizes the gas in the far tidal tail. And a little later powerful spurts of slower gas comes out of the engorged, turned-on black hole, and the shock triggers star formation.
The black hole then goes down, and turns off. And we're left with a pregnant Voorwerp.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
It was not easy, but I managed to save both the Bourbon And the monitor
Just barely
Posted by: Miklos, you owe me nothing at August 07, 2026 01:50 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 01:51 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)
I guess you'd have to be a Star Voortrekker to go look at it up close.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 01:52 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 01:39 AM (ibDUx)
I can't wear one of those
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 01:53 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2026 01:55 AM (pfrqN)
She's very happy herself. And I think that's gonna perk her up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 01:55 AM (w6EFb)
The story gets even better. Astrophysicist Dr. Sir Brian May, also picks a bit of the guitar was promoting this thing called Galaxy Zoo, trying to get "crowd sourcing" in helping identify galaxies.
Hanny above was a big fan, and that's how she got into it.
Voorwerp girls, you make them quasars spin round.... I think we can improve on that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
I think that's true. There really IS no place like *home* and being near people you love!
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:04 AM (1z8ji)
The story gets even better. Astrophysicist Dr. Sir Brian May, also picks a bit of the guitar was promoting this thing called Galaxy Zoo, trying to get "crowd sourcing" in helping identify galaxies.
Hanny above was a big fan, and that's how she got into it.
Voorwerp girls, you make them quasars spin round.... I think we can improve on that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Historical Fact/What-if:
If Brian May was not able to help hire Jimi Hendix to play at his gig -- there would never have been QUEEN.
And the world would be less WEIRD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KYo_89lgf0
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 07, 2026 02:12 AM (eS+Uj)
_-_
Did something like that for my shop a couple years back. Money well spent. It's bright like Walmart inside there now! I put in a transfer switch in case one of my heirs or those to whom they sell the place goes nuts and connects all this to the grid. Really nice in the winter when it is already dark when I get done with the day job.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2026 02:13 AM (48SW1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 07, 2026 02:18 AM (sGgMH)
Brian May has done of lot of work with NASA. He collaborated on the OSRIS-REx mission and New Horizons. He is quite an expert on stereoscopy, making detailed 3D models of 2D images. He's also works on various NEO (SMOD candidates) protection stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:20 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 02:23 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 07, 2026 02:27 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Miklos
That sounds like the plot point of a Miyazaki anime.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2026 02:28 AM (diia5)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:22 AM (w6EFb)
I will have enough actual wire. I have been stripping out some old coils of BX (armored cable), both 12/3 and 12/2. Should have more than enough for the backbone, and #12 is massive overkill for the current needed. For the branches, a friend has offered me a large spool of 14/2 Romex; just take what I need off it. But I have a metric fuckton of old cabtire cord and extension cords; I might just use that for the branches. It's all going to be in metal tubing; which will be attached to to a metal ceiling; and it's never going to be inspected. Nothing there to burn, and it will be protected by a 15 amp breaker anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:32 AM (1z8ji)
The fact that the author of "Fat Bottomed Girls" is also the author of "A Survey of Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud" is just satisfying to me somehow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 02:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos
That sounds like the plot point of a Miyazaki anime.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Spiralized Away.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 02:35 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:36 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:38 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2026 02:49 AM (1z8ji)
Dark, he found his forever home and stopped walking in this life.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 02:55 AM (ibDUx)
https://youtu.be/W-Hc5abSVHA
What I wanted to know was, what was the weird guitar played by the tall dark-haired guy on the left, with the cowboy hat and mustache? It has a Fender-style headstock, and everyone else on stage is rocking Fender guitars; but the body shape is unique, vaguely Mosrite but of no specific type. The answer is that the player is Nokie Edwards, and the guitar is the one of two custom-made for him by Tony Hunt out of Arkansas, who'd worked at Mosrite with Semie Moseley.
Mosrite Forum, scroll down to Tony Hunt Guitars:
https://tinyurl.com/35z3p28a
Getty Images, second photo:
https://tinyurl.com/2fypuzk4
Nokie passed March 12, 2018, at the age of 82. RIP.
Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 03:00 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 07, 2026 03:06 AM (ibDUx)
Worried about the dog! It's an old (14? 16? y.o.), little dog-- not sure of breed-- and just walked in circles all the time. Something's wrong with it, but bro isn't concerned. He seems oblivious to certain facts, perhaps unable to bring himself to put the poor thing down. Ugh. Poor doggeh!
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:22 AM (Ia/+0)
Since Hanny first exposed her Voorwerp there, a few more have been discovered. Some of them are smaller, and are known as voorwerpjes, little voorwerps.
These are formed by basically the same mechanism, but by a less powerful black hole. Just doesn't get so big when engorged or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2026 03:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:39 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:45 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2026 03:57 AM (rdVOm)
Several weeks ago a woman on at the store had on a tee shirt which had "Eff this" for about 50 different things. I could only read "F taxis" because the writing was too smal, I didn't want to stare at her chest and I had to go someplace else.
On the other hand, someone had on a tee shirt at the store the other day"Jesus saves" which I thought was a nice saying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:11 AM (JrHfD)
People have the oddest things on tee shirts sometimes. Why would you want to have "I took the biiggest shit in a Bucccees bathroom."? Are people supposed to be impressed by that?
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Repulsive.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2026 04:15 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:16 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:23 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:35 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)
I’d be surprised if urban dictionary didn’t have a term for photographic proof of an unflushed BM. Probably logging.
Posted by: Unkaren at August 07, 2026 04:54 AM (ccX9M)
Posted by: paulnjax at August 07, 2026 07:12 AM (PPnyU)
Posted by: Berserker
You might have to print it yourself.
The text is as squared up as this comment block, so either she's a robot or it's a photoshop.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)
294 287 I want that Buc-ees shirt.
Posted by: Berserker
$25:
https://tinyurl.com/yzc5azfj
Posted by: I'm the internet; I'm here to help at August 06, 2026 11:25 PM (2Ez/1)
I was guessing that mikeski was right!
Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 07:53 AM (odBC9)
The right of trial by jury is that palladium of civil liberty and the only safe guarantee of the life, liberty and property of the citizen (h/t, TX Declaration of Independence, 1836).
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 08:20 AM (4g5V+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:11 AM (JrHfD)
It could be a Slayer shirt.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 08:21 AM (4g5V+)
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Historic Vids
@historyinmemes To appear headless while taking a photo, known as "horsemaning", was a popular way to pose in the 1920's. Horsemaning, also known as "headless posing," is a photographic technique where the subject creates the illusion of being beheaded, with their head placed on the ground or another surface. This unique form of posing gained popularity during the 1920s and was considered a photography trend at the time. To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose. One person positions themselves with their head hidden or tilted backward, while the other conceals their body, revealing only their head in the photograph. The term "Horsemaning" originated from the Headless Horseman, a malevolent character depicted in Washington Irving's 1820 short story titled "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow." In 2011, Horsemaning experienced a resurgence on Facebook, and numerous photos attempting to recreate the original trend started circulating on platforms like Buzzfeed. This revitalization brought renewed attention to the peculiar and imaginative art of Horsemaning.
ICYMI: Police cat. The mountains of Pluto. Stage V Clinger. Baby goat wants to cuddle. Duckling defiant disorder. Puppy wants to help with engine repair. Kids adopt a tick-ridden puppy off the street. Puppy goes HAM on his new favorite duck-toy. Tiger cub goes crazy on her toys. Baby elephant makes a leaf "wig."
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Horsemaning? You mean... you mean, WE didn't invent memes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (77rzZ)
F-22s zooming back and forth over the city at extremely low altitude.
They usually do their exercises well to the north over sparsely populated areas (it's not like we don't have plenty of those).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Nope. It's memes all the way down.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (2Drhq)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (/k3in)
I forgot there's going to be an air show this weekend. No doubt they're practicing for that.
Durrrrrr...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Bulg
Nobody likes a Brown-Noser!
Posted by: Teacher's Pet at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (2Drhq)
"Horsemaning" looks like it should be horse + mane + ing. Like you're describing a mohawk-mullet combo.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (VHUov)
Owners found their missing husky hanging out with bears during a drone search..
Husky: Hey! Hey, guys! You wanna go eat my humans. It's mean I get the baby but you can have all the others.
Hey, c'mon! It'll be fun. I mean, they deserve it anyhow. Those bastards won't let me drink outta the toilet!
C'mon guys! let's do it. Pleeeeeeeeease!
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Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:42 PM (iJfKG)
It took New Horizons over 15 months to send the data back to earth using the Deep Space Network big dish receivers. Download speed was 1 -2 kbps.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:44 PM (77rzZ)
Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)
It's an older meme but it checks out.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (st6oP)
Guy in the last video is straight-up torturing that cat. I hope kittycat got its revenge with a 5-clawed death slap.
Posted by: Delurker
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I agree! Fake playmates is no fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:46 PM (mmrXZ)
Amazing! We may not have gotten flying cars and vacations on the moon, but we got to live through some cool science.
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (2Drhq)
Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)
Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (IG3/x)
But I do my little remodeling Project Mgr for a friend
Keeps me getting up
Keeps me out there
I have 1 more biz idea but cannot pull the trigger
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Some astronomers managed to actually image the dust cloud kicked up by the Falcon 9 2nd stage the other day. This is some damned impressive imaging:
https://t.ly/yY8rS
The poster there is the head of the MIDAS group at the IAA-CSIC group based in Spain. MIDAS stands for Moon Impact Detection and Analysis System. This is their specialty, observing lunar meteor strikes, and if anyone could've done this, it was them.
They have the Midas touch, you might say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:37 PM (2Drhq)
A bunch of drunk astronomers at a convention have no power to demote Pluto from planet status. Screw them.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (uhVAy)
Heard from a family member that they've got Blue Angel Super Hornets doing zoomies over their part of town.
That definitely explains it.
If you think the Air Force is going to let the Navy zoom around over their city without a response, well...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
Yesss!!! Double high-five!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
Excellent news!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:50 PM (IG3/x)
The New Horizons transmitter is X-band, at just 12W power. Detecting that signal from earth has been compared to seeing a flashlight from across the width of the US, 3000 miles distance.
The reason for this amazing sensitivity is the bands chosen for space communication have extremely low natural background noise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
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Is the Moron Horde on standby to provide lookouts, distractions, and a getaway driver?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Delurker
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I agree! Fake playmates is no fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:46 PM (mmrXZ)
I have a cat that will swat at the tails of cats on YT videos on a TV hooked to the internet. She has brothers to mess with if she wants real tussles.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (uhVAy)
F-22s zooming back and forth over the city at extremely low altitude.
They usually do their exercises well to the north over sparsely populated areas (it's not like we don't have plenty of those).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Awiens.....
Posted by: Cute Fuzzy Kittuh at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)
It's an older meme but it checks out.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (st6oP)
Cheezburger cat meme photos were started back in the early 1900s
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (uhVAy)
THe South Korena Dunari lunar orbiter also got some before and after shots of the impact:
https://t.ly/ZyrtD
LRO's position wasn't favorable, but it will be taking some images when it flies over in a few days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (O0L8i)
I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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FAHBulous.
I once literally busted out of a hospital. I was in a foreign country and I'd had it. I called two friends for help. "I'm leaving!" I yelled at the nurse. She literally shook a needle at me and yelled back, "The doctor's going to be mad about this!" Doctor shrugged. Okay. Craziest thing ever, I was on crutches, had to go down a flight of broken concrete steps with an ice-covered puddle at the bottom and get a cab outta there. And that was the OUTSIDE of the hospital. The inside, don't get me started...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:54 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 07:57 PM (Cqx++)
Illegals cost about $400 B
ok what does that mean
Ok it is Costco or Cat or Oracle Market Cap
So now what do I know?
I know a lot of people work for them and feed and house their families
But what if it is a sucking sound of people that demand you feed and house their families.
What if the people SUCK $400 B out of your life?
Do you have $1500 buck to spend on other people that do not want to join your system?
Why cant Republican leadership point out the COST?
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 07:49 PM (XPqtf)
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Is the Moron Horde on standby to provide lookouts, distractions, and a getaway driver?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)
Tosses flash bangs, pops smoke for helo extraction.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
I'm busting out of the hospital tomorrow - 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Got your dummy to leave in your bed?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)
Weird, huh?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
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Actually, I think there are police cats in a few localities.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (FZ29D)
And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
He did in case he ever had to take it on the lamb.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
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Skip is first? That has got to be a first.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi)
There are police dogs and police horses, but not police cats or police sheep.
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But there are ship's cats.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (O0L8i)
"It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot."
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Flat Plutonians hardest hit.
Posted by: ShainS at August 06, 2026 08:03 PM (+n6Zq)
And now I'm wondering if Batman ever had a Bat Sheep.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
He did in case he ever had to take it on the lamb.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 08:02 PM (iJfKG)
Ewe guys.... 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 06, 2026 08:04 PM (XPqtf)
Derp derp derp derp derp...
Stinkin' woolies are dumb. and stinky. And dumb.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)
*receives DM from insurance*
"Are there tripping hazards in your house?"
*looks at The Big Dummy sleeping*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:06 PM (O0L8i)
Pluto's mountains are water ice. At those temperatures ice is like rock.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:07 PM (w6EFb)
Good mousers
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:07 PM (Y+6my)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2Drhq)
So what happened today?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)
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Got the back acreage mowed. Finished just before it started raining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:09 PM (O0L8i)
It cost a lot but it's well worth it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 08:09 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:11 PM (KC5Lt)
But there are ship's cats.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Lucifer, go to sea
Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat
Somewhere, anywhere
That cat's something I can't explain
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 08:11 PM (Cqx++)
They have the Midas touch, you might say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 07:48 PM (w6EFb)
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Yeah that job is already taken
Posted by: Space Intruder Detector at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (JvZF+)
Evening, Horde! Again, I won't make the ONT but maybe I can stay awake a bit to dally in this thread.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (SgdqL)
Famed automobile designer Raymond Loewy was brought in to help design human factors on Skylab
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 08:12 PM (Y+6my)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)
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She's going to knock out a candy-striper with an ether-soaked rag.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:15 PM (JvZF+)
Got the back acreage mowed. Finished just before it started raining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*tosses beer*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:15 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:16 PM (JvZF+)
Me, too. I was reading the article trying to see where the horse mane came in.
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 08:17 PM (wn0/z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)
I had friends while I was mowing. Cattle egrets were following me around and martins were booming and zooming having lunch on the wing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:19 PM (wOO3z)
Weird, huh?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
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In an effort to seem less evil and brutal, the Chinese police have been pushing photos (AI of course) of cats in police vests. They are strays, you see, but the police take them in and train them to help the glorious Peoples Republic!
Is there nothing Xi Jinping Thought can't do?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)
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It's FAFO time!
Posted by: That guy who always things it's a time at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)
I had friends while I was mowing. Cattle egrets were following me around and martins were booming and zooming having lunch on the wing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)
I don't get anything like that! Instead, I get displaced and angry swarms of gnats.
To paraphrase Sam Gamee, what do they eat when they can't get Robbos?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)
"Black cat or white cat?" Deng Xioping.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: The Real Story at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)
If it's about a Horseman, shouldn't it be spelled horsemanning? As opposed to horsemaning, which would seem to be something about a horse's mane.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (syz1S)
And now they're just running 50 *candidates* that are like "yeah, down with the fucking USA and every greedy capitalist pig scum inside it, eliminate Congress and the Jews, empty the prisons, and fuck yourself and die America".
And the DNC is whistling pretending they've got nothing to do with it. But they're not exactly flipping out - are they. Fuckin' scumbag commie left.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)
Hobos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:24 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (2GVsD)
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Speaking of China, I've just posted Part 3 of my series on a PLA invasion of Taiwan - The Chicoms Are Not The Soviets. It's a discussion of the significant differences in military and culture.
Link in nic. No idea how many parts there will be, I'm just thinking on the page. You might enjoy it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:25 PM (ZOv7s)
The Maine Commies are wrapping the Castle Doctrine around their twisted evil idea of protecting illegal aliens renting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 08:23 PM (vE0+H)
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And lame duck GOP senators get their nuts tied in a knot over those non-violent people getting compensation while the Maoists are taking pot shots at ICE.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous "
I think, that if you had a time machine, and went back into time, and made sure the word "horsemaning" was spelled with two 'n's from the very first, and then did nothing else and came right back, the course of history would not be altered.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:28 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:22 PM (SgdqL)
Hobos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:24 PM (wOO3z)
What?? In MY privileged corner of NOVA?? Harumph, harumph, harumph!! (Deh hobos may assemble out in Prince William County, Darlink!)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:29 PM (SgdqL)
1) The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!
2). The illegals are now trading in their work trucks for suburbans to avoid ICE attention. Woot Woot!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 08:29 PM (lCppi)
Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Uf/zI)
Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at August 06, 2026 07:47 PM (IG3/x)
What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson at August 06, 2026 08:31 PM (wVcYX)
She's surveying her domain from on top of my bookshelves in my office.
Poor Penny has been relegated to a lower position on top of the cat tree next to my window.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)
1) The guy installing our pool is having a tough time getting his workers to show up because they're worried of getting picked up. Woot!!
2). The illegals are now trading in their work trucks for suburbans to avoid ICE attention. Woot Woot!
Posted by: LASue
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Well well. Is pool contractor looking for any legal locals to employ?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (mmrXZ)
It is of course absurd. The man was a hero, and a very reluctant dictator. In an alternate universe, he'd have retired on a pension and no one would know who he was, but of course the Spanish left had to do its thing, killing clergy, assassinating center-right politicians and so he was forced to act.
There's a good book on the topic, btw.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (ZOv7s)
AS you know, Donna Mills started and OnlyFans at age 85. She just revealed she got a request to see her feet, and stomping grapes at that.
She's going to do it, she says. I'm sure the sick fuck is going to pay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)
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Since I started giving Mittens more canned tuna, her sense of pride and wrath against the usurper Dakota has revived, and rather than meekly surrender her food, she's issuing sharp physical rebukes.
She's also showing her displeasure with the state of the family room by marking the carpet like Bomber Command.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Imagine WWII where Mussolini was as shrewd as Franco, making nice noises toward Hitler but keeping out of the whole thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 08:37 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 08:42 PM (Ydd86)
AS y8u know, Donna Mills started and OnlyFans at age 85. She just revealed she got a request to see her feet, and stomping grapes at that.
She's going to do it, she says. I'm sure the sick fuck is going to pay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (w6EFb)
"Revies online evidence"
Hrrm, homm. Let's not be hasty here!
Posted by: Treebeard at August 06, 2026 08:42 PM (SgdqL)
There's a good book on the topic, btw.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
They teach that in school now. Seriously.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:43 PM (wOO3z)
Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater
Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre
What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson
Everybody's gotta Instagram their dinner these days.....
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at August 06, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 08:42 PM (Ydd86)
Very, very frightening.
Latest wave blew through here about an hour ago.
Posted by: Treebeard at August 06, 2026 08:45 PM (SgdqL)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 08:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Or behead a criminal and dress them up and slump them over.
I would have done the David holding Goliath's head up. If I could find a criminal or annoying neighbor with a big enough head. But I repeat myself.
Posted by: Nagasaki still gives me a glow at August 06, 2026 08:46 PM (983Km)
Probably not a big hit in France.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:47 PM (w+2cP)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 06, 2026 08:48 PM (SgdqL)
Most of the Mexican restaurants and food trucks around here display their citizenship or green card documents prominently at their place of business.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:50 PM (w+2cP)
"To achieve the desired effect, two individuals are required for this pose"
Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater
Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre
What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson
Everybody's gotta Instagram their dinner these days.....
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer
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Beep.
Posted by: Captain Pike at August 06, 2026 08:50 PM (mmrXZ)
Elon is now talking mass drivers on the Moon as part of the "Path to Petawatts" plan. Heinlein stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:52 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:54 PM (MWfyi)
RED CROSS DELETES VIDEO AFTER MIGRANT MURDERS BRITISH WOMAN
The Red Cross made a sympathetic cartoon video showing the journey of Sharif, an Afghan travelling to Europe
When Sharif got there he MURDERED a British Woman and stuffed her body into a suitcase
They wanted you to feel sorry for him but he killed a young woman like the savage that he is
The Red Cross must be held to account for the blood they have on their hands
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Red Cross is an arm of the Administrative State.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 08:54 PM (6T7Go)
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:54 PM (MWfyi)
We could about face now and avoid it.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 08:55 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)
Everyone already knows where that one in the Arctic is, plus the Chinamen have already tainted the Far North with their expanding geo-political influence which is hastened by Canada's fellatal obeisance. It certainly isn't winning them fans.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2026 08:57 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)
Two of the biggest issues with extended human spaceflight is radiation and pressure changes. If that .2 millibar change makes the old breaks hurt, think what happens when compartment 6 starts leaking. Thicker pressure hulls will help for both of them. It is hard to get mass out of Earth's gravity well, but much easier from the moon, even if it is just gypsum or regolith to epoxy into plates.
The third, the problem with zero-g is going to be harder of course.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 08:57 PM (MWfyi)
About time.
Since the North Yemen ports are crushed, now is the time of the water purification plant destruction, and passing out typhus infected blankets from LA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)
Sam Rockwell heaves a heavy sigh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 09:02 PM (0aYVJ)
What a topsy-turvy place America has turned into.
Posted by: mnw at August 06, 2026 09:02 PM (RCjYY)
Your pool guy is using the proper ash(?) to avoid "concrete cancer", right?
Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2026 09:05 PM (VCgbV)
Ridley Scott, Spielberg, Hayao Miyazaki, Kurosawa and Zemeckis.
Next up, thinking about pulling movie financials from the API, but I really don't know if I want to wast cycles on that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 09:06 PM (XV/Pl)
Well, not necessarily...
Posted by: Common Tater
Ask me how that works.
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre
What he said.
Posted by: Nicole Brown Simpson
Everybody's gotta Instagram their dinner these days.....
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer
Beep.
Posted by: Captain Pike at August 06, 2026 08:50 PM (mmrXZ)
Dr. Herbert West showed me some positive and delightful aspects to being a head in a pan.
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill at August 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:08 PM (6T7Go)
Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2026 09:08 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill at August 06, 2026 09:06 PM (wVcYX)
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Don't get me started.
Posted by: Jan in the Pan, from The Brain That Wouln'dt Die at August 06, 2026 09:09 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill"
I thought it sucked.
Posted by: Jan In A Pan at August 06, 2026 09:09 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 09:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Smart Ash Pool Guy at August 06, 2026 09:10 PM (MWfyi)
Aug 5
Abdul el Sayed speaks. Long riff attacking Mike Rogers. Tells Rogers to stay in his Florida house, because in Michigan, "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."
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More harmful threats.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:10 PM (6T7Go)
_Mike Rogers
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:11 PM (6T7Go)
Posted by: Dr. Carl Hill at August 06, 2026 09:14 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 09:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
_live fire
https://tinyurl.com/yv3kxh77
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:22 PM (6T7Go)
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Aug 4
🚨 RACE CALL: Rep. John James — former Apache helicopter pilot — wins Michigan GOP primary for governor.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Jan In A Pan at August 06, 2026 09:28 PM (MWfyi)
You may want to watch 'Terminator 2' for a few extra escape tricks.
Ralphy is upstairs. I checked to make sure he was breathing. Snowflake is outside by my porch and not ready to come in tonight.
I fully cleaned my room. I combed them both yesterday, but still. A lot of hair.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:29 PM (Sco7b)
Probably not a big hit in France.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2026 08:47 PM (w+2cP)
Yeah. Screw it up and you'd be beside yourself with anger.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 09:33 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:35 PM (6T7Go)
Hey there Ab-dull.
Come try that shit in my town. Let's just see how badass you really are.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB)
I've watched it a few nights in a row, and it strikes me that this movie is basically Young Scogg and Young Piper vs. Middle-Aged Jerry Nadler.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 09:38 PM (BI5O2)
Couldn't the ship be bagel shaped and slowly rotating?
Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 09:39 PM (a3CJ+)
Come try that shit in my town. Let's just see how badass you really are.
Never thought I'd say this but I'm enjoying watching Fetterman go after him.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (viF8m)
If the Houthis are neutralized, the shipping path through the Red Sea will be open. The Saudi oil pipeline across to the Red Sea will be able to load the largest tankers.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (krI25)
https://tinyurl.com/4ce94hpf
Plus we'd finally get into the Earth-Romulus war.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (kpS4V)
(sigh) really not trying to break that violent terrorist stereotype
Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 09:41 PM (a3CJ+)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:40 PM (viF8m)
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Puttin' on the Ritz!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 09:41 PM (kpS4V)
131 @ByronYork
Aug 5
Abdul el Sayed speaks. Long riff attacking Mike Rogers. Tells Rogers to stay in his Florida house, because in Michigan, "You are not going to have safe quarter from people holding you accountable."
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Neither will you, numb nuts.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 09:43 PM (krI25)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:08 PM (6T7Go)
1st Problem: Chuckie isn’t the Senate Majority Leader.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:45 PM (zeRnp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 08:00 PM (IG3/x)
That’s Baaaaaaaaaaht Sheep!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:46 PM (zeRnp)
1st Problem: Chuckie isn’t the Senate Majority Leader.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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They call him a dreamer, he's going for the gold.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:47 PM (6T7Go)
Prove me wrong. You can't see the face of The Blob in the movie, but the physique and the insatiable, aggressive hunger are very suggestive of the Congressman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2026 09:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:48 PM (viF8m)
I hope trannies show up and speak with him at his rallies.
And a makeshift 'Jews for Abdul' group.
And dog-owners.
What else would cause him to blow his calm exterior?
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:48 PM (Sco7b)
>>Plus we'd finally get into the Earth-Romulus war.
But you know that vandals and monster babies will be the show runners and writers, it's going to be crap.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)
(sigh) really not trying to break that violent terrorist stereotype
Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 09:41 PM (a3CJ+)
That joke about the scorpion comes to mind
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:51 PM (lCppi)
And Strange New Worlds has been pretty good.
It's hard to squeeze a lot of woke crap when you only have 10 episodes a season.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:53 PM (Sco7b)
with six or eight gun stores,
and bestest neighbors next doors,
and everything is better cause of pewpew.
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 09:53 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 09:53 PM (Sco7b)
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We can do it in EIGHT episodes!
Posted by: Amazon's Rangz of Powah! at August 06, 2026 09:55 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 08:34 PM (mmrXZ)
Thats my advice Hire legal citizens He's smart- i think it will happen pretty quick
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:55 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:51 PM (lCppi)
Not a joke, a fable, with a moral: things (and people) can’t escape their true nature.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:57 PM (zeRnp)
Fun time for Chuck. Does he give money to El Sayed knowing he wants him gone?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)
Aug 5
This is what a citizen journalist just exposed in the Bronx.
A neighborhood called Little Yemen. A man with a Hamas tattoo who says he “loves Hamas” and wants them running America. On welfare.
Hamas has murdered Americans. We’re paying for him.
An imam mocks Christianity, then leads prayer in Times Square declaring “We are taking over New York City.” Another man: “Inshallah, Islam will take over the West.”
This is the Islamic takeover, now impossible to ignore, and more Americans are finally waking up.
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Really?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 09:58 PM (6T7Go)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 09:58 PM (zeRnp)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 09:59 PM (lCppi)
Rico - Rich or wealthy
Talarico = stiff-armed robbery
You can believe it because I just made it up on the Infratoobs.
Posted by: mindful webworker - putting the fun in fundamental at August 06, 2026 10:00 PM (62m/B)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 10:03 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Hints From Heloise at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: mindful webworker - git goin at August 06, 2026 10:04 PM (62m/B)
I have a few in my head right now.
They are real and they are indeed spectacular.
Posted by: Nagasaki still gives me a glow at August 06, 2026 10:26 PM (jrlbR)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 02:25 AM (NFX2v)
Quick Hits
James Talarico is so normal and masculine!
James Talarico Headlined Pride Event Alongside 11-Year-Old Child Drag Queen 'Kween Kee Kee': 'Absolute Cutest and Youngest of Our Drag Performers' The Pride Month event also featured a drag queen with the provocative name 'Sedonya Face'Sit-on-your-face, GET IT??!!! I love all of drag queens' joke (singular).
James Talarico, a Presbyterian seminarian running for U.S. Senate from Texas, headlined an LGBTQ festival that featured "the absolute cutest & youngest of our drag performers," an 11-year-old boy "drag queen" who goes by the stage name Kween Kee Kee. Taylor PRIDE, a group in the town of Taylor, Texas, held the June 26, 2021, event to raise money to help "rural LGBTQ communities." The Pride Month festivities included a series of pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a "drag story hour," and adult drag performers such as Brianna Brinxx and the provocatively named Sedonya Face. Talarico and Kween Kee Kee, a local preteen named Keegan, were the biggest attraction for Taylor PRIDE organizers. "[Taylor PRIDE] will be hosting numerous speakers such as State Rep. James Talarico, talented musical guests such as Venus Loves Mars, the absolute cutest & youngest of our drag performers Kween Kee Kee," the group wrote in promotional materials. "Not only ... will this amazing pre-teen be performing a number at Texas Beer Company but they will also host Kee Kee Storytime ... where children will find lots of PRIDE inspired craft activities," Taylor PRIDE wrote of Kween Kee Kee in a post publicizing the event. Talarico, running against Texas attorney general Ken Paxton (R.), is seen in photos speaking to the audience and posing with attendees at Texas Beer Company, which hosted the festival. Kween Kee Kee, sporting a shimmery blue dress, heavy eye makeup, and a platinum blonde wig, performed a drag routine as part of the group's "Youth Drag Show," event photos show.
Migrant NGOs are handing out leaflets instructing illegal aliens how to illegally cross the Channel from France to UK and how to call for the British navy to save you when you want to be brought ashore.
Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." CNN's Abby Phillip corrected a guest: "I will say El-Sayed didn't -- does not support defunding the police." When she was confronted by CNN's own reporting that he called for defunding the police, Phillip offered a curious response...
..."I think the question that I'm fundamentally asking is, by dredging up the sort of wedge issues of 2020, are you missing the point?" Well, the point is that he called for defunding the police. It may be a wedge issue when a candidate wants to return to the state of nature... ...This is the same reporter who "dredged up" an attack line against Bernie Sanders in the presidential debates and made Sanders repeat his outright denial of the allegation by Elizabeth Warren that he told her that no woman could be president.
The Critical DrinkerThe hero who knocked out the Democrat congressional candidate weakling says "I didn't even know who he was." Of course you didn't. He's another nobody soyboy who thinks he can bully the world into saying he's special. Hasan Piker is proof that we must not only end birthright citizenship but end it retroactively. Trump must have seen this Terror Cuck's ugly mug and decided to act.
@TheCriticalDri2 7h Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable. Barely any local businesses left, just endless vape shops, tacky nail salons, dodgy phone retailers and the obligatory Turkish barbers, most of which never see a single customer and barely even bother to maintain the pretence of being legit anymore. A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime.
President Donald Trump signed two executive orders Thursday that attempt to restrict birthright citizenship and end the practice of "birth tourism," in hopes of circumventing a recent Supreme Court decision. ... The order restricting birthright citizenship expands the definition of what children born in the United States would be ineligible for automatic citizenship, including children of "alien enemies of the United States, members of foreign terrorist organizations and large categories of people who lobby and act on behalf of foreign governments." The other order directs the State Department to issue rules and guidance to stop birth tourism, according to Axios, even as U.S. law already bans tourists from obtaining visas "for the primary purpose of obtaining U.S. citizenship for a child by giving birth in the United States."Francesca Hong won't have any of that awful "proximity to whiteness" when we deport her.
Megan BashamIn case you missed it: evil America-hating anchor baby Francesca Hong got a call from her pollster and discovered she actually loves Thanksgiving, rather than hating it as "painful" for foreigners like herself.
@megbasham Aug 5 I've said this before. Francesca Hong was born to non-citizen immigrants. In other words, she has citizenship in the U.S. because she was born here when her parents were on student visas. Birthright citizenship candidates like her are FAR more likely to be extreme leftwing than to be the kind of pro American patriot that we are promised when we grant this kind of citizenship. And now she is running as a socialist in order to dismantle the American way of life. Tell me more about how this isn't a problem.
Unfunnyman Stephen Colbert warned his audience of brain-damaged clapping seals to not take a vaccine created by Big Pharma... when Trump was president. Then Biden was fake-elected, and you know what happened next.
Stephen Colbert's nepo baby daughter works at, get this, 60 Minutes. Or at least she did. She's resigned as CBS gets ready to purge its " " " news talent. " " "
Stephen Colbert's daughter has resigned from "60 Minutes," becoming the latest behind-the-scenes producer to leave the venerable newsmagazine as it grapples with a talent exodus, a reportedly unaired Jeffrey Epstein investigation and mounting scrutiny of its future ownership. Madeleine Carlisle, a well-regarded associate producer who joined "60 Minutes" after reporting stints at Time and The Atlantic, resigned from the broadcast in recent days, according to Status. The exit creates an awkward family bookend for CBS. Carlisle left just months after the network pulled the plug on her father's top-rated "Late Show," ending Stephen Colbert's 11-season run on May 21 after CBS called the cancellation a "purely financial decision."
Masked speaker at St. Paul City Council calls to abolish private property
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2026
This is real pic.twitter.com/7VXIaTs4R5
LMAO. Mamdani was BOOED off stage when he tried to speak at an event in NY
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2026
pic.twitter.com/REE8kO65Ni
An actual UK MP, lounging in her bikini in a Mediterranean garden, telling British survivors that they’re arseholes for wanting single sex support services, rapists should be in women’s prisons and that your daughter should get changed in front of men. Mad pic.twitter.com/zwursGZQD0
— Venice Allan (@roseveniceallan) August 5, 2026
School teacher in Britain told a child she "doesn't get to have an opinion because she's white with blonde hair"
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) August 5, 2026
Absolutely disgusting what is going on in our schoolspic.twitter.com/p4d0q3BrE1
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:32 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:37 PM (JvZF+)
Well, Madam MP, I do hope people in the future realize just what rubbish of a politician you and your ilk are.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 06:39 PM (w6EFb)
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Venerable? Yeah...big, fat no on that description.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 06:40 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 06, 2026 06:40 PM (TDkIk)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:41 PM (ZxPkt)
Did he convert to Islam? Lol
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 06:41 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 06:40 PM (qBdHI)
Venerable: Commanding respect by virtue of age, dignity, character, or position.
60 Minutes is old. There are very old people who still respect it, because it's old. Also, it's old.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)
I think we've reached the part of the movie where Chuck Heston rides off with the silent but hot Linda Harrison, sees what's left of the Statue of Liberty, and yells "Damn you all to Hell!"
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Y8DZL)
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I always wanted to visit the ancestral home in the UK
but that UK is long gone
very sad
and not a shot fired
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ZxPkt)
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Why would anyone care? Is it a surprise she had a nepot-job?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 06:45 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 06:46 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 06:46 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:46 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:47 PM (JvZF+)
the silent but hot Linda Harrison,
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Y8DZL)
So, at the end, he did find the perfect Woman?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:47 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:47 PM (SLpkL)
Posted by: Wally at August 06, 2026 06:48 PM (avzFa)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 06:48 PM (qBdHI)
but that UK is long gone
very sad
and not a shot fired
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ZxPkt)
My Forefathers got kicked out of the Bordeaux region in the 1650s...
I got to go there in 1981 and had a good time... have no desire to go back now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:49 PM (mP0Kj)
She routinely screws up and has to come up with some lefty B.S. to maneuver her way out of some corner she’s painted herself in.
Scott Jennings spanks her live on TV a couple of times a week.
The sad thing for her is that I only know all of this from seeing clips on X. I, and billions of other people, have never once watched her show.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:49 PM (6ydKt)
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.
said this before, if a woman from another country comes here 8 & 1/2 months pregnant, gives birth and leaves for home shortly afterwards that kid is not "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" and should not be considered a citizen
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 06:50 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2026 06:50 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (wGerL)
The Enga-land black pill observation is relevant, but many of the midwest small towns where I called on small businesses 40 years ago are in a similar condition today.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)
Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America — defining the worldview of a breakaway MAGA faction increasingly at odds with President Trump.
https://t.ly/daelg
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 06:52 PM (286+n)
11 I get the feeling these people would sell out America at a price far less than we would believe.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)
Yes, not even pennies on the dollar. I would expect no more than a thousandth of the value to us, and for some, maybe only a nominal consideration.
That's the pattern I've seen in news reports of official corruption. Whether it was a property manager steering maintenance contracts for public housing, or a sweetheart deal for a no-bid contract to be a pointless middleman doubling the price of Covid tests, the kickback was relatively trivial, at least three figures less than the value of the deal.
That's probably because what the corruptocrat was selling wasn't his, so it was no cost to him, and also he couldn't put it up on eBay for a bidding war. It was either take the pittance on offer or get nothing for it.
I'm curious to learn if this is a general principle that applies to other things, like fencing stolen art and jewelry. I would bet it does.
Posted by: SciVo at August 06, 2026 06:53 PM (Sy6m/)
Am I missing something, they seem to be always talking about people who suck cock.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 06:53 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)
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To poop on.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:53 PM (SLpkL)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 06:52 PM (286+n)
You will have a Pro Islam Mayor of New York City, on the 25th anniversary of 9-11.
I don't know what to think about this country anymore.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:54 PM (mP0Kj)
Tucker Carlson used a highly promoted livestream Wednesday to unveil a 10-point vision for America — defining the worldview of a breakaway MAGA faction increasingly at odds with President Trump.
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That is certainly one take. Here is a more accurate one:
"Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
9h
Tucker found a bunch of motivational cat posters and compiled them into a schizo manifesto."
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:54 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:54 PM (SLpkL)
These people have already been well-seeded in the government. Valerie Jarrett was born in Shiraz and speaks Farsi. Remember her?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:56 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Auspex
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I would prefer the 'True Grit' scene where Wayne takes the reins in his teeth, Winchester in one hand, Colt in the other, shouts 'Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch' and charges Ned Pepper.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 06, 2026 06:57 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Y8DZL)
In England it’s probably worse.
These vape shops, mobile phone shops, American candy shops, and barbers and nail salons galore are mostly fronts for drug dealers, organized crime, and a way to bring in their 50 cousins on work visas.
We got hit by off-shoring, which killed a lot of towns, and then Walmart and Amazon and Home Depot came along and devastated retail.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 06:59 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:56 PM (JvZF+)
Wasn’t she the chick ape in the Donnie Wahlberg ‘Planet of the Apes’?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Good point, Duvall's gang did fill many of the diversity aspects of Democrats.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 06:59 PM (enNUy)
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Upward and onward at the HQ!
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (SLpkL)
One of the biggest rules in sales is that people don't value anything they can get cheap. Give a customer a sample and they will piss on it. Make them beg and pay, and they will treat it like gold.
Same with women.
Same with citizenship. It should be harder to get than any other country in the world. It should require relinquishing any other passport, and meeting strict qualifications.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ppr2L)
I don't know if I am more off-put by Ace's assumption that we can't read or that we can't comprehend the intended joke.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)
James Talarico, a Presbyterian seminarian...
I don't know that Talarico is a seminarian, but-
I'm pretty sure that he's a sementarian.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:02 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)
What we are seeing is the result of decades of leftists infiltrating or education system. This is what they've taught from elementary school through college.
Look at their supporters. Look at the anti-semitic riots on college campuses. Look where El-Sayed got his votes in Michigan.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)
One of the biggest rules in sales is that people don't value anything they can get cheap. Give a customer a sample and they will piss on it. Make them beg and pay, and they will treat it like gold.
Same with women.
Same with citizenship. It should be harder to get than any other country in the world. It should require relinquishing any other passport, and meeting strict qualifications.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ppr2L)
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Our incompetent Supreme Court has addressed the long pending question on whether the Constitution is a suicide pact, and answered it in the affirmative.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 07:04 PM (SLpkL)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (286+n)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (286+n)
Wolverines!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (dK+Kv)
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Top-rated? Ha! If it was it wouldn't have been cancelled.
Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 07:08 PM (ZNpJk)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
#1 super guy! Quicker than the human eye.
Posted by: Zombie Scatman Crothers at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (DZ9Lv)
I'm guessing the kit has a series of tubes, a bicycle pump, and one of those big drilling/reaming contraptions you see mounted on tripods in bank heist movies. The big drill is usually operated by a guy named Jimmie who is the kid brother of the gang leader who let little bro in on one last big deal. The gang leader loves his little brother and promised his mom he'd always take care of him.
Jimmie dies, horribly, all captured in slow motion, during a shootout after the botched colon job which sets up a cycle of violent revenge between the gang and the protagonist.
I'm excited to see how it all turns out.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)
What Al-Sayed isn't what Al-Doing.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (Y8DZL)
In my experience with anchor babies, they don't identify as Americans at all. They are just visitors who happen to have US passport. They all still have the passport from their parent's country and so they are either of that country, or internationalists. They see USA as a resource.
...
Same with women.
Posted by: bob
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Same with men.
I agree about the anchor babies. I can't believe how primitive the thinking of some ultra-specialized MD or Electrical Engineer is when it comes to tribal loyalty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 07:11 PM (mmrXZ)
Critical Drinker's read on London is spot on.
We were in London a few weeks ago and our hotel was in South Kensington near what used to be a nice major street now mostly fronted by crap shops, hookah dumps and garbage on the street every morning.
Once upon a time, early in the morning, you'd see shopkeepers sweeping and cleaning up the front of their stores and shops, but-
Nope.
Just garbage dumped on the curb from the night before.
It wasn't like that everywhere, but it was surprising how much was exactly like that.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:12 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:12 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2026 07:12 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
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Is that you Roseanne?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM
You mean like ... over-29 old?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (pE12i)
This should be prima facie evidence for fast-track termination of parental rights.
> It should require relinquishing any other passport, and meeting strict qualifications.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 07:01 PM (ppr2L)
The U.S Oath of Citizenship still begins:
"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty, of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen..."
How this is compatible with "dual citizenship" I cannot understand.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:13 PM (IG3/x)
Ace is still traumatized
Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 07:14 PM (pqVDs)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:07 PM (286+n)
Nooooo ... objection, assumes facts not in evidence
They're all in favor of this.
Posted by: browndog says woof at August 06, 2026 07:14 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)
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Bet you're fun at a circumcision
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:15 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)
Posted by: Geraldine Jones at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (JvZF+)
https://tinyurl.com/23bbfrxr
Posted by: JackStraw
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And walks away with a sack of Big Macs and fries in hand.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (nqf1u)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)
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Bet you're fun at a circumcision
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:15 PM (JvZF+)
Bring little foreskin-sized rubber bands and shoot them at people?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (286+n)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)
You mean a fag end g'vnor ...
Posted by: Bill Sykes at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (3sXRv)
Hey Bucky. Interesting teefs.
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:15 PM
I always get complements on my Texas-style bris kit.
Posted by: The Mohel at August 06, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)
>>@EricLDaugh
>>🚨 BREAKING: In a bombshell drop, declassified files show that 633,000 THOUSAND Maricopa County AZ voter files were hacked and stolen on the EVE of the 2020 election...and the Biden DOJ REFUSED to do anything about it after a months-long investigation — Just the News
>>This is MADNESS!
>>What did the hackers DO with that intel?! The suspect even CONFESSED to it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 07:18 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)
Don't get too excited. It's just a small bottle brush-like dingus that you stick into your poop at multiple locations, then seal into a vial for return.
If anything weird shows up on that, you'll still have to go in for the full Black and Decker Snake Light up the ass treatment.
Pro tip: the paper sheet they give you to catch your poop is 100% useless. Don't even attempt it.
Instead, get one of those disposable aluminum pie plates and put that in the toilet. Get your sample, dump the turd off into the toilet, and throw the pie plate away.
I believe it was AoP who gave me this tip. Works great.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:18 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:18 PM (2Drhq)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (UjdFS)
England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)
Yeah, that was another surprising thing...cigarette butts everywhere.
But, hey mate it's some other oik's job to clean up. Might as well take a shit on the street while you're here.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 06:44 PM (JvZF+)
Her d*ckhead father got a gimme job writing a new LoTR movie. Motherf*cker couldn't write his own jokes for a sh*tty comedy show he hosted.
Posted by: Nelly at August 06, 2026 07:21 PM (6+ehB)
A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime."
That's funny. In Z.H. Beddoes' Economist interview with Elon Musk last week, she insisted that Europe - and especially the UK - was as sound as a pound, completely safe and vibrant. She was highly offended that Musk's X was depicting the UK as a hellscape ready to break out in civil war if things didn't change.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (0CU3H)
A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime."
That's funny. In Z.H. Beddoes' Economist interview with Elon Musk last week, she insisted that Europe - and especially the UK - was as sound as a pound, completely safe and vibrant. She was highly offended that Musk's X was depicting the UK as a hellscape ready to break out in civil war if things didn't change.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (77rzZ)
https://t.ly/daelg
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)
If Tucker is now a faction me and my cats are another faction.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)
Nice try, Herr Carlson, but you need about 15 more points.
Posted by: Failed Uniball Artist at August 06, 2026 07:23 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: I gotta say at August 06, 2026 07:23 PM (2Ez/1)
Ace is still traumatized
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Dumbass. Flip Wilson was performing comedy, back when we were still allowed to laugh, and did not ever present himself as Actually Female.
Do better.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:24 PM (zYpTz)
I'm excited to see how it all turns out.
Posted by: banana Dream
My primary care physician said that if you use one of those and it returns positive for problems (you can get false positives if you have hemorrhoids) and you have to have a real colonoscopy, the real colonoscopy will be billed as a follow up procedure instead of a diagnostic procedure.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 07:24 PM (vJrRc)
England used to be super clean. Nary a cigarette butt. What a shame.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 07:16 PM (xxBSa)
Yeah, that was another surprising thing...cigarette butts everywhere.
But, hey mate it's some other oik's job to clean up. Might as well take a shit on the street while you're here.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 07:19 PM (iJfKG)
I was in London in 69. Could have gone barefoot.
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 07:24 PM (LHPAg)
We got hit by off-shoring, which killed a lot of towns, and then Walmart and Amazon and Home Depot came along and devastated retail.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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On a motorcycle/camping trip up through the Appalachians, stopped at a traffic light in an E. Tennesse town with boarded-up storefronts. My buddy flipped up his face shield and loudly said 'I wonder where the Walmart is'? A guy on the sidewalk pointed and said, 'It's a miled down that way'.
Towns all up through Appalachia are heartbreaking.
Iris DeMent,'Our Town'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c-HUmUGERg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM (77rzZ)
Some of them have gone native and "slap hot iron to it" using a branding iron. You can tell which region of Texas the mohel comes from by looking at which ranch's brand he uses.
Posted by: Failed Uniball Artist at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 07:25 PM (QaH55)
Senator Mitch McConnell was discharged from the rehab center and said he will continue his recovery at home.
“Earlier today, I was discharged from the rehabilitation center to continue my recovery at home. Elaine and I are grateful for the many well wishes and support from friends, colleagues, and Kentuckians, and for the attentive care I’ve received from excellent doctors, nurses, therapists, and hospital staff,” McConnell said in a statement.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 07:26 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 07:26 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:26 PM (77rzZ)
He doesn't eat meat but he sure likes the bone.
G*d, that song was catchy as f*ck.
Posted by: Nelly at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: I gotta say at August 06, 2026 07:23 PM (2Ez/1)
I can't get no faction.
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (LHPAg)
All the xanax could be used up over MN alone! That freak with the mask, hat and gloves is such a coward he can't show himself. They should not allow him to speak due to who the hell is he? Probably fugly and appears to have a honker nose. Right. Come and take my property and you'll have more than a big nose to deal with.
Until now I did not know there were 11yr old drag queens. Parents must be so proud and CPS should take this child from them. I need xanax now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 07:22 PM
Of all mohels, the Texan ones have it the easiest, because everything's bigger in Texas.
Posted by: New York Mohel at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)
Flip Wilson > Rue Paul
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 07:27 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 07:29 PM (ZxPkt)
"Government officials should be punished for lying to citizens." Really, Tuck? And who exactly gets to decide what are "lies."
Posted by: Delurker at August 06, 2026 07:29 PM (2Drhq)
Posted by: Geraldine Jones at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (JvZF+)
Too many out of staters are in Texas now. They brought their liberal ideals while escaping their liberal states. Will it be enough to turn it blue? Maybe not but it's a lot more purple than it is Red like it used to be.
Now these transplants in Texas will help prop up Talarico to "fix" the backwards Red state.
It's what happened in Oregon. Flooded with Californians and other lib state transplants for Nike & Tech jobs.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Jed, Earl of Clampett at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (XOG/m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 07:32 PM (JvZF+)
I wonder if Pooty-Poot is getting froggy again, thinking that all of our military attention is focused on Iran.
If so, he's clearly wrong.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:32 PM (IG3/x)
Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Geraldine at August 06, 2026 07:33 PM (XOG/m)
These cucks can never let go of politics. Even if it’s a demotion down to local office. They’re so power hungry they’ll take anything. Like alcoholics drinking vanilla extract. Pathetic.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 06, 2026 07:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 07:35 PM (nqf1u)
Tucker must've taken the pledge lately, the kids saw him a some fancy dinner joint south of Tampa a couple years ago and said he was shit-faced.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Being Honest
Just a kid by today's standards.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (Y8DZL)
These cucks can never let go of politics. Even if it’s a demotion down to local office. They’re so power hungry they’ll take anything. Like alcoholics drinking vanilla extract. Pathetic.
Posted by: Being Honest
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No other job pays more money for less work.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (nqf1u)
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 07:31 PM (OkYzo)
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Stop. Just... no.
Texas was a (D) state for pretty much its entire history until W Bush came around. It was never blood red, I'm from here, live here, and where we are right now, or at least in 2024, is as red as it's ever been. the Dallas mayor changed from a (D) to a (R) not long ago, Trump turned over the RGV - Reagan and W never did that.
Stop believing the bullshit, yes, a shit load of people have moved here, not all of them are leftists. I know blue people who have left precisely because they don't want to live in red Texas.
Texas is not purple, it is not blood red. It's not the next Colorado. There are too many urban fuckups, yeah, but the rest of the state is bigger than any other in the lower 48 and has a shitload of normal people in it and will for a very long time.
Posted by: Johnny Texas at August 06, 2026 07:39 PM (0OHKH)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2026 07:40 PM (zYpTz)
In case anyone comes in late:
My bad. I forgot there's gonna be an air show this weekend. No doubt they're practicing for that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 07:44 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 07:36 PM (Y8DZL)
Rules are for other people. I'm sure he takes his 27 medicinal tots per week as normal.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)
There are no rural queer communities. There are rural communities into which queer people move in an attempt to make them into a "bedroom community." But communities don't thrive if the vast majority of people in them are homosexual. They only last one generation.
Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 08:46 PM (kU0PQ)
The proper British Navy would ensure they never reached shore. With prejudice.
Of course, when they had a proper British Navy... the British Army would then invade your country and rule it for several generations until it was a decent place to be from. Or, at least conquer part of France and give it back in 100 years or so.
Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 08:49 PM (kU0PQ)
It NEEDS to not even allow it for secondary purposes of giving birth. In fact, it needs to prevent all pregnant women on temporary visas within 3 months of giving birth to enter the United States (tourist visas are 3 months, IIRC). And if you lie about the timing, and your kid happens to be born here, you need to be sent home and your child automatically de-naturalized for the mom providing false information.
Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 08:53 PM (kU0PQ)
Natalie Winters: Top American Generals and Democrat Politicians (Including Hillary Clinton) Joined Chinese Intelllgence's Backchannel Efforts to Distort American Policy
Rich Higgins, RIP, told me long ago that generals and admirals are frequently recruited as agents of influence for foreign powers.
The usual scam is that a foreign government hires them, post-retirement, for "security consulting." For a couple of weeks' "work," they get a million dollars. But the scam is, they're not being paid for their "security consulting." They're being paid to have a friendly relationship with that foreign government. So that when the foreign power needs a favor, they can ask their Pet General to contact high-ranking politicians or current Pentagon staffers and pitch them the foreign power's agenda. Democrats have had a long history of treasonous liaisons with China. You all remember Red China pouring money into the Clinton re-election campaign through Chinese "nuns" who deposited Chinese money on behalf of the Chinese government. Chinese "nuns" who'd taken a vow of poverty poured tens of thousands into the Clinton-Gore re-election campaign, and Al Gore and Hillary and Bill Clinton said "Yes please and thank you, no further questions. We await your orders, Comrades." Natalie Winters says it's only gotten worse.REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China's Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China's Payroll.China #hacked our elections and all of these people need to be investigated for years and years by the FBI, NSA, and CIA.
From Hillary Clinton to former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, it's treason at the highest levels. Aug 04, 2026 For more than a decade, former chairmen of the Joint Chiefs, combatant commanders, Cabinet officials and members of Congress participated in a military dialogue organized with a Chinese group identified by congressional investigators as a front engaged in "intelligence collection" and "propaganda and perception management." Some ended up on China's payroll shortly after. The Chinese Communist Party did not need to penetrate the Pentagon to gain access to America's military leadership. It built a private network around it. For more than a decade, some of the most powerful retired officers in the United States participated in closed-door meetings with senior Chinese military leaders. The discussions covered Taiwan, the South China Sea, missile defense, cybersecurity and the future of relations between the two militaries. The American participants included: Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Adm. William "Bill" Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command The program was called the Sanya Initiative. Its glossy brochures framed it as a peaceful exchange between retired American and Chinese generals. Photographs showed senior officers chatting in Hawaiian shirts, touring military institutions and sitting across from Chinese commanders in ornate meeting rooms. But the initiative was not organized with an ordinary veterans' association. It was funded by the China-United States Exchange Foundation, or CUSEF, and conducted with the China Association for International Friendly Contact, or CAIFC. Congressional investigators have described CAIFC as "a front organization" for the People's Liberation Army's former General Political Department. The U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission found that the group performed the dual roles of "intelligence collection" and "conducting propaganda and perception management campaigns." The commission specifically cited CAIFC's work through the Sanya Initiative. Put simply -- America's most senior former military leaders spent years collaborating through a program organized with a Chinese military front that U.S. government investigators linked to intelligence gathering and foreign influence operations. ... The CPPCC is a central part of the Chinese Communist Party's United Front system. U.S. government reports describe the United Front as an influence apparatus designed to build relationships with foreign elites, suppress opposition to Beijing and induce influential outsiders to advance Chinese Communist Party objectives. One congressional report described its mission as seeking to: "Co-opt and neutralize sources of potential opposition." CUSEF heavily relies on the foreign influence tactic of "pay-for-play" trips, including paying and subsidizing journalists to travel to China in exchange for "favorable coverage." From Retired Generals To The State Department The first Sanya Initiative gathering took place in China in 2008. ... The following year, the initiative moved beyond meetings among retired officers. CUSEF brought the combined American and Chinese delegations through Hawaii, Washington, D.C., and New York. According to the foundation's own brochure, they met: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Adm. Mike Mullen Assistant Secretary of State Kurt Campbell Rep. Rick Larsen Rep. Mark Kirk Adm. Timothy Keating Hawaii Gov. Linda Lingle
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: huerfano at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (VJX5o)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (CWTWj)
Why is this any (D)ifferent?
Posted by: The left at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Can Pick'em at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (viF8m)
How are they not in detention?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: huerfano at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (VJX5o)
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 05:36 PM (OkYzo)
Keep adding charges and make the rest of their lives a financial, emotional, and time consuming escapade.
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 05:36 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton, Chink Spy Master at August 06, 2026 05:36 PM (F1rMs)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2026 05:36 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: huerfano
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The question remains, how do you go to war with the country that controls 70% of the world's manufacturing capacity?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (xW0Xo)
The rot is deep.
Hillary also had control of USAID when she was SOS. USAID helped fund EcoHealth Alliance in Wuhan along with Fauci.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM (3uBP9)
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That's a funny way of spelling "tried and convicted for treason against the United States of America."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 05:39 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
And almost all sticky rice.
Posted by: And MSG! at August 06, 2026 05:39 PM (JM9I6)
......
Would you settle for senate hearings?
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:39 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM
Dear God. Its like a string on a sweater. Pull on it and it just keeps unraveling. There is no end.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 05:39 PM (OkYzo)
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
If this happened while she was secretary of state there is nothing that can be done to her except try to shame her which has never worked in the past.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: banana Dream
Pretty much goes without saying.
Posted by: I AGREE! at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (JM9I6)
Is that the Gen Keane that's always on TV giving his "analysis"?
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++)
Now.
And followed by a political purge. It doesn't have to be Soviet style either. Or, maybe it does?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 05:41 PM (2Cry5)
That's the one, Gen. "Jack" Keane.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 05:42 PM (w6EFb)
They ran a similar game with AIDS.
Clinton Health Access. Still doing it actually.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Frank Barone
You'll be hearing from our lawyer!
Posted by: Weezer at August 06, 2026 05:43 PM (KOXQP)
Old n' Busted: the Keating Five
The New Hotness: the Keating Five Dozen
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:43 PM (88C+u)
But that USA 17% and everyone else depend heavily on Chinese components. China has inserted itself into just about every market. The US may still make steel, and be able to erect a building or build a ship, but every step from mining to final fabrication is going to require dealing with a supply chain that leads to China. It is madness.
Musk seems to be the only one serious about fixing this.And Trump. But Musk wants to make everything he needs under his control. Smart.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (ppr2L)
Pete Hegseth is doing Gods Work.
Posted by: Richard Head at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (70cb5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM
_____________________________
I recall a number of years ago a whistleblower from the State Dept. stating that when SoS, Clinton had 86 personal meetings that had nothing to do with State Department business, but over 90% became contributors to the Clinton Foundation following those meetings.
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (dIske)
I have a suggestion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 05:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: General Boy at August 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Cqx++)
I'm surprised that backstabbing, insubordinate, blowhard cocksucker Mattis isn't on the list. That asshole spends too much time sucking his own dick to be a proper flag officer.
Look harder. I'm sure you'll find Chinee dirt on that homo.
No, I don't care for him. The Marine Corps deserves better.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 05:46 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (KY+FT)
Should forfeit citizenship too at the very least.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:46 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 05:47 PM (KY+FT)
Have you got the papers the Chinaman gave you?
Posted by: General Boy at August 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Cqx++)
Oh Dad! we're all Devo!
Posted by: Booji Boy at August 06, 2026 05:48 PM (F1rMs)
I had to double-check
The U.S.–China Relations Act of 2000 is an act of the United States Congress that granted People's Republic of China permanent normal trade relations (NTR) status (previously called most favoured nation (MFN)) when China becomes a full member of the World Trade Organization (WTO), ending annual review and approval of NTR. It was signed into law on October 10, 2000, by United States President Bill Clinton. The Act also establishes a Congressional-Executive Commission to ensure that China complies with internationally recognized human rights laws, meets labor standards and allows religious freedom, and establishes a task force to prohibit the importation of Chinese products that were made in forced labor camps or prisons.[1]
The Act also includes so-called "anti-dumping" measures designed to prevent an influx of inexpensive Chinese goods into the United States that might hurt American industries making the same goods. It allows new duties and restrictions on Chinese imports that "threaten to cause market disruption to the U.S. producers of a like or directly competitive product."[2
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:48 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Gen. Consensus, retd. at August 06, 2026 05:48 PM (wGerL)
Question: how can RETIRED officers of the US Military have any input on FUTURE relations between the CCP and USA militaries?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (0CU3H)
Look at the dates they got money.
>>USAspending.gov records show that, from fiscal year 2008 through 2024, USAID awarded federal funding to a single Clinton‑affiliated organization: the Clinton Health Access Initiative (CHAI), which received a roughly $7.49 million award used from 2019–2021
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: browndog hates traitors at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (liNTB)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (yTXpW)
I love the way she's described on Wiki as a "right wing political commentator". Why aren't leftists described as "left wing commie bastards"? Yeah, no bias there.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (KOXQP)
Posted by: General Boy at August 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Cqx++)
Be like your ancestors or be different.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (nDXEV)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (0CU3H)
They know people. They helped the careers of like-minded people still in uniform. Bad money drives out good money.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Gonzotx at August 06, 2026 05:51 PM (nGraA)
Firing squads. Now.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 05:40 PM (OUMaO)
Fuck no. Firing squads are for military folks who commit honorable crimes. Like murder, and bestiality.
A hemp necktie is what's needed for these cocksuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 05:52 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)
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John Bolton did it for $10k.
Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 05:53 PM (JTCB1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
After a ceremony where their medals are removed and the uniform stripped from them.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 05:54 PM (/k3in)
I doubt anyone really believed the ChiComs were eligible for "most favored trading status" or whatever it was called. From out here in the cheap seats, it looks like a long train of abuses, mostly by selling the US out for decades, hollowing out our industries, and importing a class of relative slave laborers driving down wages for decades and buggering everything up but good.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 05:54 PM (xW0Xo)
Posted by: Sid at August 06, 2026 05:55 PM (qrEkX)
Posted by: RNUT at August 06, 2026 05:56 PM (c7ZZc)
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My former CG (4th ID), 2003, Iraq
Even after all these years, betrayal still burns.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 05:56 PM (3fZgy)
From what I recall, Bush gave them temporary MFN, renewable every year but only if they met certain conditions. It was a carrot.
It was very controversial at the time, and Clinton criticized it during the campaign. Bush was former ambassador, so he had ideas about China. I thought he was a fool.
Clinton gave them permanent MFN. Carrot gone. Now they could do as they pleased. The act only made it legislatively approved and added some other conditions. Also the switchover to WTO, which was a treaty and needed approval. But the damage was done by Clinton.
Just like that idiot Nixon said there were "two Chinas," recognizing Peking, and then that traitor Carter gave the UN seat to the wrong China. -- an R does something foolish but meaningless to be clever, and then a D gives away the shop.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 05:57 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: Honey trap vs money trap at August 06, 2026 05:57 PM (YrUlT)
Cambridge professor accused of plagiarism now under suspicion of using AI to write resignation letter
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 05:57 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 05:49 PM (0CU3H)
They know people. They helped the careers of like-minded people still in uniform. Bad money drives out good money.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)
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And while this reporting focuses on retired military rats, I’ll bet a lot of current active ones are on the take too. The retired ones help identify the active ones and set up the intros.
It’s all filthy treasonous commie cocksuckers, all the way down.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 05:57 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 05:53 PM (JTCB1)
Insane.
For Hillary, maybe she considered them ideological equals with the same goals. I'm sure many Canadian pols are in that group.
Or the Chinese had a hell of a honeypot sex video of her.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 05:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cindi Lupaer at August 06, 2026 05:58 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2026 05:58 PM (NtVYv)
You know who else they know? People who make weapons.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m)
https://tinyurl.com/33ubvk34
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:59 PM (W90Ou)
Do they still have their clearances? Maybe we should stop allowing retirees to keep their clearances.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2026 05:50 PM (KOXQP)
I've been saying that for years. Even if everyone involved was acting honorably (they're not), post-retirement retention of security clearances are nothing more than subsidies for defense contractors.
If they go to a contractor after retirement, then I don't see a problem with having that contractor pay for a new clearance.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (YwEeS)
Thank you. I thought Clinton had something to do with it.
Huge betrayal by Clinton. But as you pointed out, Bush started the ball rolling.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (xxBSa)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m)
This is true. I would be unsurprised to discover that there are any number of back doors or fatal flaws in major defense systems which could be accessed at need because someone wanted a 2nd yacht, or a 3rd mistress.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (g47mK)
At least now we know why we need 7000 generals.
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 06:02 PM (wn0/z)
It’s all filthy treasonous commie cocksuckers, all the way down.
Posted by: Elric the Blade
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Don't they all work as "consultants" at 5x the salary?
And isn't that why they all retain clearance.
IOW, aren't they all sucking each other's dicks figuring out how to channel cash into their pockets. Either taxpayer or foreign enemies. And it is justified by people in charge saying the US really needs their "expertise"
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 06:03 PM (ppr2L)
I take that back, possibly Fetterman, who seems to be okay with the strong odds of being a 1 term senator will make a statement that ex generals lobbying on behalf of the CCP is a bad thing. But he won't be joined by other Dems or by the FNM commiecrat mouthpieces.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 06, 2026 06:03 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, usurping 'Nothing will happen' guy at August 06, 2026 06:03 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:04 PM (ExV1e)
My BIL, not a general, went from career Army to consultant. Went from consultant to different consultant. Always raking in that sweet taxpayer money. Loathes Trump.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (ExV1e)
https://tinyurl.com/33ubvk34
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:59 PM (W90Ou)
What a beautiful story!! Thanks, Fen. Got a little dusty in here.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (hmYU4)
Like Iran is doing with Iraq militias.
Posted by: Herpes Rodham Clinton, Our National STD at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (nqf1u)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 06:06 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Admiral Nagumo at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (bX16E)
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Wanna bet there's "backdoors" to everything MIC related?
Not that we have that elsewhere... like Chine, Russia, India, etc.
But still. If we know, reliably, who's fucking us over, shoot them.
Now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:00 PM (g47mK)
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‘Res ipsa loquitur’ is a Latin phrase used in law, meaning "the thing speaks for itself.” In other words, it’s something so suspicious, so unexplainable in any other way, that the mere existence is the proof.
Why else would the CCP be funding lavish junkets and fake jobs to exotic locations for high-ranking retired military? Do they do this for retired privates?
The only reason the CCP would do this is to buy intel and influence. There is no other conceivable reason.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (yTXpW)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Admiral Nagumo at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (bX16E)
Honorable military men rarely pin on stars.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:04 PM (ExV1e)
Now that's just crazy talk.
However, I'm sure zero's Presidential Center of Doom has an entire section with AI pictures of Mooch as a young girl, as well as the conception and birth videos of their spawn.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 06:09 PM (Sco7b)
New wrinkles on Hillary's "we'll all hang" keep rolling in...
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:09 PM (SLpkL)
Pardon me. I'll be grabbing two bottles of whiskey to get that image out of my head.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 06:09 PM (/k3in)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (g47mK)
https://tinyurl.com/ybshnu4k
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (ndZc7)
Automatically taking away the security clearances of retired military would probably reduce this
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0)
I've been saying this for years but in the days after 9/11 and then the anthrax attacks, Dick Cheney reorganized our bioweapons and bioweapons defense organizations into one organization. The person put in charge of the effort was Anthony Fauci.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:11 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip
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GOP too. And CEOs of our corporations,heads of NGO's, and more besides.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ray Patriarca at August 06, 2026 06:12 PM (bX16E)
Trump orders limits on birthright citizenship, targets ‘birth tourism’ President Trump on Thursday signed two executive orders again aimed at restricting birthright citizenship, an apparent attempt to circumvent a recent Supreme Court ruling that upheld the constitutional protection.
One of the president’s orders expands the definition of who would be ineligible for automatic citizenship, including “alien enemies of the United States, members of foreign terrorist organizations and large categories of people who lobby and act on behalf of foreign governments,” according to officials.
The second executive order seeks to ban the practice of “birth tourism,” which involves traveling to another country for the primary purpose of giving birth on its soil so that the child automatically has citizenship. The practice, which constitutes a form of obtaining a visa on fraudulent grounds, is already illegal but has become a target of the right.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 06:13 PM (/y3Vc)
Automatically taking away the security clearances of retired military would probably reduce this
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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Recalling them to active duty and court martialing them would do even more.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Now need a drink.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:13 PM (XeU6L)
Question for the Legal types. Can you plead the 5th Amendment on questions you have already answered?
Internet says no... which seeing as how the Science Gnome had already testified to Congress, answering questions on those subject... why can't Congress then ask those same questions again?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:14 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: RNUT at August 06, 2026 05:56 PM (c7ZZc)
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They need to put a radius on that edge. Somebody's going to lose a finger.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:14 PM (SLpkL)
A hemp necktie is what's needed for these cocksuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
After a ceremony where their medals are removed and the uniform stripped from them.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 05:54 PM (/k3in)
A ceremony made famous when the unwashed Frogs railroaded a decent but fairly ordinary artillery officer for being a German spy, simply because he was a Jew. And who doubled-down when another shitbag officer was identified as the actual spy, because they didn't want to admit that they'd made a mistake. Ironic, because the shitbag was well-known as one of the biggest shitbags in the Frog army, and didn't even have any real allies on the General Staff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 06:14 PM (y9nCu)
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Good way to help a po boy keep up with inflation and portfolio loss.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (nqf1u)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (QaH55)
Why else would the CCP be funding lavish junkets and fake jobs to exotic locations for high-ranking retired military? Do they do this for retired privates?
The only reason the CCP would do this is to buy intel and influence. There is no other conceivable reason.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 06, 2026 06:07 PM (yTXpW)
That particular phrase is misplaced. Yes, Chicoms, Turks, Qataris (nice plane we got there) all are deep into influence operations. But Winters is throwing a lot of accusations around. And none "speak to anything", just malicious noise. Kinda like Trump kollusion hoax. Maybe she means well, but she needs to do her homework, and do a little more than repackage publicly available information. And not be National Inquirer.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (g47mK)
So a lot of high level US military officers are not patriotic or even pro-American. They are amoral, and above all, they want their place at the trough
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (HLgI3)
Would ANYONE who took an oath of office to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States please consider this course of action? ANYONE?!?
Posted by: Tracy at August 06, 2026 06:15 PM (7K4RG)
Posted by: Skip
Because our ruling class is a bunch of globalist traitors that believe in shit like One World. Generals come from that class because you get there in peacetime by being a friggin politician and playing the game with like minded bureaucrats and Congress critters.
And any flag officer promoted during a dem administration to general rank has already been prescreened to be commie sympathetic. They got rid of the others at the O-6 level.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (vJrRc)
It would do nothing. Having a security clearance does not equal having access to classified material, it just means that they could, if needed, be granted access to material at a given level.
When I left the Navy, I was given a list of 40-50 countries that I could not visit without prior permission from the DOD. It seems to me that General Officers, or even better - anyone with a TS clearance, may not meet with non-allied government personnel without prior approval. Not that they wouldn't get the approval.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:16 PM (SLpkL)
Many Military brass lost their moral character in last couple decades
Posted by: Skip
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I read that Obama purged the officer corps of conservatives.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 06:17 PM (mmrXZ)
So a lot of high level US military officers are not patriotic or even pro-American. They are amoral, and above all, they want their place at the trough
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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They have a lot in common with Chicom generals because they both like to live high on the hog from defense spending and they think they are above elected leaders.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)
Oh hey, it's another one of those "already illegal therefore no one is doing it and getting the benefit they shouldn't get but somehow are" things
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 06:17 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
After a ceremony where their medals are removed and the uniform stripped from them.
Posted by: NR Pax
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"I went out to Charing Cross to see Major General Harrison hanged, drawn, and quartered; which was done there, he looking as cheerful as any man could in that condition." - Samuel Pepys
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:18 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: runner
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Your attitude is we should ignore what we see right in front of our noses. I decline. Or are you worried about other shoes getting ready to drop.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig
Of course, ChiCom (and North Korean) generals do face significant punishments sometimes, if they fail too much, get caught grafting too much, embarrass the government, etc. Severe punishment...
Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 06:19 PM (/y3Vc)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (g47mK)
I remember when Ivanka's daughter sang a song in Chinese to Xi during his WH visit.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (g47mK)
I understand where you're coming from, but remind me if Ivanka's daughter has a TS clearance?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (y9nCu)
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I.E., 'Need to know' trumps Clearance
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Started in the late 80's with the Elder Bush as Prezzy.
He HATED the real military... and military traditions... those things that set them apart. He was the one who politicized the Officer class, and started the real social engineering experiments on the military.
From blatant Sex and Race quotas... To Women on Combat ships... to using Civilian Management (Total Quality Leadership?)...
Navy? No more tacking on crows? No more good command parties (used tailhook as the excuse)? REALLY watered down Shellback...
And worse, made any dissent to equal opportunity a career killer... thus creating the Wishy Washy General and Admirals we now see.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 06:19 PM (/y3Vc)
Gotta love the NK Wheel of Absurd Mechanisms for Execution.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)
Either way, make them fucking squirm.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:21 PM (Kakst)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 06:21 PM (xxBSa)
So a lot of high level US military officers are not patriotic or even pro-American. They are amoral, and above all, they want their place at the trough
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Didn't get much play but basically a bunch of officers in the Far East got entangled with a Chicom asset-Fat Leonard,
"Scope: The investigation scrutinized over 440 people, including 60 admirals, with more than 30 individuals facing criminal charges.
Modus Operandi: Francis overcharged the Navy by at least $35 million for services while receiving classified ship movement data to position his vessels for profit. "
Now you can see why Milley and Mattis not to mention Esper thought they were the commanders in chief, not the President.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:20 PM (XeU6L)
In theory. In practice I suspect that a retired general could get access to shit that they have no need to know. Ditto civilians in Congress.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e)
@100, allow me the opportunity to give you the Genesis of that Hilary quote and, by the by, the reason for the Trump Is Russian Asset op.
Just find a Wash Post news article circa late 2012 early 2013 about how the Obama administration and its CIA Head Brennan were trying to find the hole in security that was responsible for dozens, if not hundreds, of US foreign intel assets disappearing or turning up dead. Keep in mind, this was 2 or 3 years before we were ever told of an unsecured closet serer.
Posted by: Richard Head at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (70cb5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 06:19 PM (/y3Vc)
Wasn't there a Purge of the ChiCom Generals just a few months ago.... lots of sudden 'retirements' and a few disappearances?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 06:22 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 06:23 PM (W2Pud)
The majority of them have to be fully owned.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 06, 2026 06:23 PM (YwWCT)
That hollowing out has been going on ever since the dirty, smelly, hippie draft dodgers got pardoned by Jimmy Fucking Carter and started infesting our universities and poisoning everything.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:24 PM (Kakst)
There is no one. This is the looting phase of the American republic. Enjoy the ride down.
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2026 06:24 PM (H5Io+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 06:25 PM (xxBSa)
I wonder if any of the Rear Admirals got Roland Martined as part of the package.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 06:25 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 06:25 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: runner
What she is saying is that both of them participated in these romps with their Chicom counterparts--the problem with having discussions on matters like Taiwan, etc. is a) it can be considered a signal by the US government on policy which is beyond assholes like them, b) often the slightest dribs and drabs of information from informal meetings like this can be used to confirm intel intercepts and to provide avenues to probe for more information or even flipping.
We have already caught a former US pilot and the UK has several that have trained Chicom military pilots on such matters as teh F-35. And this kind of friendly shit is exactly what encourages the lessers if they see the flag rank engaging in this shit as retired.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (Kakst)
People take an oath to stay married until death. I'm not bitching about anyone who got divorced but an oath is just words. If you're gonna be willing to give defense information to a 'potential' enemy, spoken words aren't gonna stop you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Unkaren at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (ccX9M)
Posted by: Romeo13 a
Xi is aging, making errors, and trying to stay in power until he dies, and his greatest threat is being replaced by whoever controls the PL Army. And corruption is endemic in the Chicom forces at the top level which is something they have in common with a lot of our ruling class.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 06:28 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Hey! Don't step on the Nothingwillhappenguy / Let'smoveonguy death match coming up!
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:28 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Big Balls at August 06, 2026 06:28 PM (/y3Vc)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2026 06:29 PM (SLpkL)
>>As the military dialogue expanded, Owens was simultaneously building commercial ties with China.
>>In 2009, Owens became a consultant to Huawei, the Chinese telecommunications company that was already facing scrutiny in Washington over national security concerns. He later founded Amerilink Telecom Corp., a Virginia-based company created to market Huawei equipment in the United States. According to the Financial Times, Huawei was Amerilink’s first customer, and Owens acknowledged he began consulting for the company before launching the venture.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m)
I believe that’s when the phrase “no controlling legal authority” came out of Gore’s mouth to explain how what he did wasn’t technically illegal.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 06:30 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Unkaren at August 06, 2026 06:26 PM (ccX9M)
- Are there any who're not actively corrupt? Almost certainly, probably a goodly number.
- Are there any of those who're blind to the corruption happening around them? Probably, but fewer.
Most of the 'bad' bureaucrats are just lazy, not actively corrupt. And the system is set up to protect the corrupt and lazy so anyone with honor either slowly strangles it, or leaves.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 06:30 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Problem is that ANY slip by participants, witting or not, can end up confirming information or deprecating it. And they were discussing sensitive subjects like Taiwan.
It was April Glaspie, a diplomat that unwitting gave what Saddam thought was an okay to roll into Kuwait over slanted drilling from them.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Steely Dan at August 06, 2026 06:31 PM (avzFa)
I believe that’s when the phrase “no controlling legal authority” came out of Gore’s mouth to explain how what he did wasn’t technically illegal.
That's also when Loral and Hughes were teaching the Chinese how to keep their ICBM's from blowing up right after launch. Thanks to 'Rhodes Scholar' Billy Jeff.
Makes my blood boil.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:32 PM (Kakst)
Most of the 'bad' bureaucrats are just lazy, not actively corrupt. And the system is set up to protect the corrupt and lazy so anyone with honor either slowly strangles it, or leaves.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Nice job of putting it .
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:32 PM (E4rtv)
I believe that’s when the phrase “no controlling legal authority” came out of Gore’s mouth to explain how what he did wasn’t technically illegal.
That's also when Loral and Hughes were teaching the Chinese how to keep their ICBM's from blowing up right after launch. Thanks to 'Rhodes Scholar' Billy Jeff.
Makes my blood boil.
Posted by: Chairborne!
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Yep. All so Bill could win reelection over Bob Dole.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 06:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: mc at August 06, 2026 06:34 PM (C3K2d)
I read that Obama purged the officer corps of conservatives.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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He purged hundreds, maybe thousands of experienced military.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 06:35 PM (nqf1u)
Posted by: Chairborne!
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I long for the release of names...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 06:36 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NR Pax
That happened to Chuck Conners but it turned out he was a Army Secret Agent just pretending to be marked with a coward's shame.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 06:36 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: JackStraw
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And an underreported story of Salt Typhoon
Salt Typhoon was an unprecedented hacking of the US telecom industry and believed to be linked to Huawei and other equipment such as routers, etc.
That is why it is now banned in the US for these Huawei and other Chicom telecom and computer networking companies to be acquired by US telecoms and even consumer grade routers and modems are due to be removed if they come from Chinese origins.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 06:30 PM (W2Pud)
I try like hell to maintain a sense of optimism, but shit, it is a trial. I waffle about severing ties altogether. But then, I do not. I need to know what the enemy's next move might be. Sitting in a corner with my eyes shut, fingers in my ears, is not a good idea.
AoSHQ is my go-to news aggregator. I never, ever watch any TV news. Plus, Ace says silly things like "flaming clown-boners." Comedy lightens the burden.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 06, 2026 06:37 PM (0aYVJ)
Well, to be fair he thought it was the officer corpse and figured since they're dead, he might as well get rid of them.
*I know that was a stretch*
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:38 PM (Kakst)
They have a lot in common with Chicom generals because they both like to live high on the hog from defense spending and they think they are above elected leaders.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)
Frankly, American flag officers have a deplorable history of insubordination against higher ups in the chain of command. Goes back at least as far as the Civil War with Gen Ripley at the Ordnance Dept who flat-out refused Lincoln's command to adopt the Spenser Rifle, or McClellan's consistent insubordination. All the way through MacArthur's bullshit in Korea, and that fat ass Gen Milley.
I even put McCrystal's disrespect and insubordination WHILE HE WAS STILL IN UNIFORM against Obama in the same box. Obama was an incompetent asshole, but he was the elected President of the United States. Either obey his orders or resign in protest.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 06:39 PM (y9nCu)
Well, to be fair he thought it was the officer corpse and figured since they're dead, he might as well get rid of them.
*I know that was a stretch*
Posted by: Chairborne!
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Stretched all the way to my funnybone!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: little people at August 06, 2026 06:43 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 06, 2026 06:45 PM (Kakst)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at August 06, 2026 06:59 PM (dFG8E)
Posted by: OnPoint at August 06, 2026 07:38 PM (RK/h9)
Outrageous! Dwarfish Democrat Troll Roland Martin Says That People Are Circulating Rumors About Him Being Videotaped In "Compromising Positions" and Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos
Boy this is a day of Internet Pests come to grief.
Roland Martin, if you've forgotten, is a racial supremacist. His race is Troll. He is a literal troll-man. He's got the body of a potato and a head of a potato, but a different potato.* This Troll pretends to be black and attacks white people and Republicans incessantly. He was involved in that matter of giving Hillary Clinton the questions before her fake CNN "debate" with Bernie Sanders. And now some people are making claims of a sexual nature about him. Roland Martin says these claims are part of an "extortion" plot and is suing anyone who posts images or the video. Because he's threatening to sue everyone, I'll say that I totally believe him and I believe that he will be vindicated in court in his battle with these internet smear-merchants and blackmailers. Google AI:Social media and gossip commentators, including Tasha K and Wack 100, circulated unverified rumors and claims regarding alleged leaked compromising photos and private footage involving journalist Roland Martin. Martin and his team characterized the online claims as an extortion and blackmail plot, addressing the rumors through legal threats against the distribution of such material. Background and Context Gossip platforms and digital creators spread rumors claiming that compromising media involving Martin had been obtained. Online commentators alleged an extortion or blackmail attempt tied to the unverified materials.Martin's side and related digital reports noted threats of legal action against individuals attempting to distribute or monetize the purported content.Black Conservative Perspective is forced to mention this but wants it to be known that he has no opinion on these completely-fake allegations at all, which by the way he mentions might involve the prostitute vigorously penetrating him. Allegedly -- and remember, these false rumors are being pushed by blackmailers and smear merchants. Do not be misled, these are all LIES which you must disbelieve!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
Looking at this guys video compromising positions can mean only one thing, someone had him bent over and rogering his fart clam.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (cpFbA)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
strikes out?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)
"The world is full of broken people. Most of them end up on the left."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (FtULh)
Looking at this guys video compromising positions can mean only one thing, someone had him bent over and rogering his fart clam.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (cpFbA)
Seems like some of these factions in the oppo party are getting sporty.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)
"The world is full of broken people. Most of them end up on the left."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (N1DT3)
They attract them, and break them more.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
strikes out?
Posted by: Oldcat
The Blade is the Mighty Casey at the Bat?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
Wait... Roland Martin race swapped and gave up fishing?
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (KC5Lt)
The guy is so ugly and creepy I can't believe he would ever appear on camera.
These are the mutants who purport to speak for Democraps and blacks?
Holy. Shit. Fuck. Me.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)
There is an obvious explanation for this. Obviously said Lady-of-the-Night is in medical school and is engaging in sechs/seggs work (which is real work, you guize!) on the side to help pay for it. Martin looks old and probably needs a colonoscopy, so this stronk, independent, intelligent woman obliged him. Not only for the money, but for practice, you see?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
strikes out?
Posted by: Oldcat
The Blade is the Mighty Casey at the Bat?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
______
Woulda been three in a row, but it was not meant to be. Too slow on the draw this time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (SExz7)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)
woulda coulda shoulda
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Rloand Sweet Cheecks Mratin at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (NtVYv)
Bitch set me up !
Posted by: Rloand Sweet Cheecks Mratin at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (NtVYv)
Hey man, leave me out of this.
Posted by: Talcum X at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (9ZFZd)
The obviously untrue rumor has it that the potato troll is penetrated by a rutabaga wielding an underage carrot!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (iJfKG)
"REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China’s Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China’s Payroll."
https://tinyurl.com/5n7xa636
Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (SExz7)
No. But if in the past he was trusted in a big Dem op and now is free to be chewed up...well well well.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)
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Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Hormuz Chili at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (qUkBO)
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)
Sounds like the perfect crew for the North Slope Ice Patrol cutter. Recall em to active duty.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (Wt1Rs)
https://tinyurl.com/5n7xa636
Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Wood chipper.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (TDkIk)
Long as you peg me, it's all right
Bend me, shape me, any way you want me
You got the power to turn on the light
Posted by: Not Roland Martin at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (0PCyC)
Wasn't there a dude with a Saturday morning fishing show named Roland Martin? Or at least Roland [ Something ], I'm sure about that part.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (enNUy)
Honestly.
It is exhausting.
Repeat after me: I am a sinner in need of redemption....
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:39 PM (hfIju)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:39 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: Science at August 06, 2026 04:39 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (enNUy)
Well, British. Stiff upper something.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Oldcat
Send 'em to Kerguelen to study the parasites they are required to pick by hand off penguins.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)
Yawn.
Posted by: Mike Obama at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (F1rMs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Back in the day at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (2Ez/1)
I hope the vid shows Martin getting pegged by Whoopi Goldberg. At least that's what I hear. Maybe I made it up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)
Could you quit sending that garbage up here? Please? What did we do to deserve this?
Okay, I will grant you Murkowski, but that bitch won't live forever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (hfIju)
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (0PCyC)
If these videos featured Sybil Danning and Pam Grier I still wouldn't watch.
Well, maybe a edited version.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (Y8DZL)
I liked Roland Martin on Laugh-In.
Sock it to me.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (OkYzo)
Plastic hippies have no bippies.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (hfIju)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: Oldcat
Send 'em to Kerguelen to study the parasites they are required to pick by hand off penguins.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)
Might be considered a provocation by France, who might shoot.
Sounds good.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Rollie Martin at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (eIAFE)
Posted by: The Coyotes at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (q83gU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (Cqx++)
It's like a dream come true!
So won't you smile for the camera?
I know you're gonna love it, Peg.
Allegedly!
Posted by: Steely Dan at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (avzFa)
Shoot, looks like they got the whole set.
Has anyone suggested that they emulate Colonel Redl as a post career move, after copying Kim Philby for their careers?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (rbvCR)
"REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China’s Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China’s Payroll."
https://tinyurl.com/5n7xa636
Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)
You gotta suck Chinese cock to get promoted above O6
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (xcxpd)
North Sentinel Island.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (hfIju)
you have all those mooses and polar bears and Murky still walks the snows of AK?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CWTWj)
Never heard of this tard before. Should I have?
Posted by: Will Robinson
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I had to look him up, but I recognized him when I saw the vid -- probably saw him in other Libs of TikTok kind of videos, never in original context.
Something like Joy Reid, that whole gang of fakesters who wander between junk MSM and podcasting. He was on CNN way back when and then moved to something called TV One. Now he's "an influential Black podcaster."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Oddbob
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Wasn't there a moron who used the nic, Roland the headless Thompson gunner? Years ago.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Where is the punching down guy when you need him at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CXjxF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (Cqx++)
Is that a bass in my ass ?
Posted by: Rloand Sweet Cheecks Mratin at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)
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How are these people at large?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (mmrXZ)
This Troll pretends to be black and attacks white people and Republicans incessantly.
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He looks black to me. He pretends to not be a pervert.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CNl8/)
Roland Martin...kicking names and taking (up the) ass*.
*So I've heard, anyway.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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I am so confused. Isn't this treason?
Why are heads still attached to bodies?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (ppr2L)
Sounds good.
Posted by: Oldcat
I'd fear the Kerguelen penguins more than the French military.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)
I'm getting flashbacks to a couple days ago. I don't want to put on my Intrepid Liaison hat and go back to that Reddit Cis Het Men getting pegged" thread again...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (/y3Vc)
Holy smokes, he's still alive? I watched him on Saturdays after American Sportsman and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (0PCyC)
Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Jack Murphy, The Liminal Order at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)
Even the French Foreign Legion (Pingouin) ?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)
Yawn.
Posted by: Mike Obama at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM
———-
Rectum? Damn near killed em.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 06, 2026 04:48 PM (b2n1e)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (XMwZJ)
Whatever happened to this guy? Did he shave the beard and change his name?
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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I am so confused. Isn't this treason?
Why are heads still attached to bodies?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (ppr2L)
Because we are a weak nation in love with comfort
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (0PCyC)
If Axis Sally was alive today, Dems would elect her to Congress.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (0PCyC)
Too huwhite.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: LASue
Well, come sit here by me, and I'll enlighten you.
-- Perez Hilton
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (c/Is2)
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Ditto. I kinda thought I was vaguely familiar with the name, but then I thought I was just thinking of Rowan and Martin and that's why it seems like I've heard of him. So...I'm ultimately going with never heard of the guy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (qBdHI)
Yeah. I assume that's some pop culture reference that I'm not familiar with.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (vTZFs)
You bet your Funk & Wagnall
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (OkYzo)
The fact that Milli and Hasan still draw breath is all you need to know.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 04:51 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Minuteman at August 06, 2026 04:51 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:52 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)
Sock it , to me????
Posted by: Richard Nixon at August 06, 2026 04:52 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:53 PM (0PCyC)
Consequences will never be the same!
Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:54 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL)
It was all part of the Southern Strategy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:54 PM (dK+Kv)
Oh, is this the same guy who went to Ukraine and posted selfies of himself wearing a too-small flak jacket and then scrammed out when the first rocket fell?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:54 PM (vTZFs)
Roland's OnlyFan's page is a no go.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: sifty boones
Too flat-chested. As is her daughter.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ralph at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8WZD4)
Based on what's been reported so far, no. Treason has a very specific meaning and it's defined in the Constitution so, unless the Administration wants to claim that China is an enemy and that their actions were aid and comfort, then it isn't treason.
I'm reasonably certain, though, that just having back-channel discussions with members of a foreign military with whom we are not allied, violates any number of UCMJ regulations so they should all be returned to active duty, court martialed, and either imprisoned or demoted - a lot - as the evidence warrants.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Not Roland Martin at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: This military shit is confusing at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Thanks for the reminder.
He's also the Ukraine army larper clown, too, yes? No?
Eh, all trolls look alike to me.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (dK+Kv)
What's next? A Brian Stelter sex tape with a potato masher and a Nutribullet?
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (OkYzo)
A last stand, that was...
Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (XuXeR)
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!”
Hat tip to Gilbert and Sullivan, The Mikado
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (zeRnp)
The DMs.. are coming... from inside... the house!
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (aJQbY)
Yeah. I assume that's some pop culture reference that I'm not familiar with.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (vTZFs)
It's a song by Warren Zevon.
https://youtu.be/CfLfbpkFoKE
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (dIske)
A last stand, that was...
Posted by: man
Thus, yesterday's Custer art.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: This military shit is confusing at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (2Ez/1)
An admiral is a general in either the Navy or Coast Guard.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (2GVsD)
Too flat-chested. As is her daughter.
Posted by: Bulg
But a great ass, per Kurt Russell.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (Y8DZL)
Velllly interesting...
Posted by: Short guy in a kraut helmet at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (2Ez/1)
Holy smokes, he's still alive? I watched him on Saturdays after American Sportsman and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
Posted by: Oddbob
But Gadabout Gaddis is dead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 05:00 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
*Ahem*
-- Admiral Rachel Levine
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (Y8DZL)
But poo-poo comes out of those!
Also, some people put items that don't belong up those...obviously Roland doesn't (and any allegations that he does are libelous lies and he'll sue you if you say them!), but *some* people do. Just nobody named "Roland Martin".
Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 05:01 PM (2qSHg)
-- Admiral Rachel Levine
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:01 PM (77rzZ)
That nonsense is just silly and I refuse to acknowledge it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)
Or USPHS
Posted by: epador at August 06, 2026 05:05 PM (TRnzq)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 05:06 PM (YwEeS)
FOUR main weapons!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM
How many times do I have to tell you, NO YELLOW! ????
I've tried cranking up the pop ups on your phones. You won't like what comes next.
Posted by: Hunter B. at August 06, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)
. . . and then power through . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 05:07 PM (wVcYX)
But mostly let's hope he can remove that stain of astroglide, doodoo, and rectal mucus.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:07 PM (88C+u)
Sue? Well, that's your legal right, as is the next phase known as "Discovery" where most, if not all of your dirty little secrets regarding this matter get aired, and become part of the court record if you proceed to trial.
In other words, this might not go like you think it's gonna go, Scooter.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:08 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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But only to read of them being imprisoned.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 05:09 PM (nqf1u)
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:10 PM (chM/Q)
The measured response was that those were silver dollars back in 1966, valued at $1 = 0.77344 oz.
At today’s market price, that silver dollar would be worth about $48 in purchasing power with today’s dollar.
That new Chevy Impala actually cost your grandpa ~3,000 oz of silver … $186K at today’s exchange rate.
Which makes me ask, how come so many people were able to buy the equivalent cost of a Porsche 911 60 years ago? Was that more or fewer than can afford one today, who would think it is a good investment?
That is two new Range Rover GTs.
Why is this considered a valid counter argument?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
*Ahem*
-- Admiral Rachel Levine
Posted by: Bulg
That nonsense is just silly and I refuse to acknowledge it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The trans part- yes
The Non-Military Uniformed Services? It at least has some history and an explanation, despite seeming incredibly weird in the surface.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 05:12 PM (/y3Vc)
I've tried cranking up the pop ups on your phones. You won't like what comes next.
Posted by: Hunter B.
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Don't call him mellow yellow
quite frankly
Don't call him mellow yellow
Just give him the money, fellow
quite frankly
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 05:12 PM (nqf1u)
48 hours later he was forced to prompt ChatGPT to write a resignation letter.
Let's see hw long Martin lasts.
Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2026 05:12 PM (Av6i5)
I would suggest the Plague Doctor's mask and Dealy-bobbers.
And Adidas, of course
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:13 PM (rbvCR)
8^x
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: dagny
I remember Vance was a little TDS for a while...called Trump a Nazi, as I recall? Maybe he was just bi-curious. Or maybe conversion therapy works!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (/y3Vc)
My mom bought a new 1975 Cadillac El Dorodo fir $5k.
She has no idea what he paid. Something far less.
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (chM/Q)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (nqf1u)
Who are you people? Do I even know you anymore?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)
Stage 2: Deny the rumors.
Stage 3: Threaten to sue anyone who publishes the rumors (
Stage 4: Cry racism
Stage 5: Cry racism some more.
Stage 6: Resign in shame.
Stage 7. Cut yourself on livestream "for the children."
Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2026 05:16 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: dagny
I remember Vance was a little TDS for a while...called Trump a Nazi, as I recall? Maybe he was just bi-curious. Or maybe conversion therapy works!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (/y3Vc)
That was then, i didn't think he could beat Hillary. I now know only Trump could beat Hillary. His new yorkness bothered me too. I was wrong. Maybe Vance thought the same. Idk where anybody got nazi from. Seems they need to read more history.
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:17 PM (chM/Q)
Posted by: Napolean Murphy Brock, on his lunchhour at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (YVxq2)
My mom bought a new 1975 Cadillac El Dorodo fir $5k.
She has no idea what he paid. Something far less.
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (chM/Q)
Nah, there was a receipt posted with it too. But there, 5K in 1975 was still around 200K in today's money. You can buy a lot of Cadillac to day for that price. And a lot of people bought Cadillacs in 1975. How could they afford it if there is no change in absolute earnings between then and now?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)
Obviously not, it would have been the other way round.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Calm down. We're too busy talking about boobs to pay any attention to Stelter.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (77rzZ)
I'm reading that Madeleine Carlisle, asst. producer is leaving "60 Minutes".
Who is Carlisle you might ask.
Stephen Colbert’s daughter. Just wow. No bias there.
Bari Weiss has her hands full. In addition to asking any employee "Now what exactly do you do here?", she needs to ask " Now exactly who are you related to?"
Posted by: WisRich at August 06, 2026 05:19 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:19 PM (88C+u)
https://sniplinks.in/k4W1Q1
I think most Morons would like the line about Patty Hearst.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 05:20 PM (zeRnp)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)
$5,000 in 1972 is equivalent to approximately $39,423 – $39,499 in 2026 based on the standard Consumer Price Index (CPI). This represents a cumulative price increase of roughly 689.98% over the 54-year period, with an average annual inflation rate of about 3.90%.
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Most people didn't keep their money in silver dollars and count on metal valuations increasing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)
Idk, she flipped houses. You could assume mortages back then. She'd buy a neighbor's house, paint it, clean it, redo the landscaping all herself, and make $5k in 2 months.
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (chM/Q)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)
I would suggest the Plague Doctor's mask and Dealy-bobbers.
And Adidas, of course
Posted by: Kindltot
I believe Army General Officers are specifically exempt from Army uniform regulations.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (/y3Vc)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:23 PM (W2Pud)
But mostly let's hope he can remove that stain of astroglide, doodoo, and rectal mucus.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:07 PM
*****
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Ashley Webb at August 06, 2026 05:23 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:24 PM (chM/Q)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:24 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:23 PM
Well that grift ain't gonna run itself, now, is it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 05:24 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)
hururur
And they don't make Impalas anymore so my argument is invalid. Yeah, valid point.
It is the price of a Lamborqhini Ursus, it is the value of a Nissan-Rogue-short of a Aston Martin. And they sold thousands of Impalas that year. How could that many people afford that size of a cost in 1964 if there has been no shrinkage of purchasing power?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (rbvCR)
Unfucking believable
https://tinyurl.com/3bnvn442
Posted by: sidney at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (xPsv8)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)
Pron on the interwebs is cheap and plentiful.
Nobody needs an amateur colonoscopy.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (chM/Q)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Peace comes from that fact because ignorance is bliss.
I feel sorry for the Lord in that he is aware of all the worst of what humanity does all the time.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 05:28 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: wth
That's why God made ugly people -- so that ugly people can have sex with the other ugly people. A self-sufficient ecosystem.
Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2026 05:28 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (chM/Q)
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That would be in 2030. I think she is still hoping to get her 2 billion buck payout from Biden which has been cancelled.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (E4rtv)
"The world is full of broken people. Most of them end up on the left."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (N1DT3)
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I think they get broken when they go left.
Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (JTCB1)
And they don't make Impalas anymore so my argument is invalid. Yeah, valid point.
It is the price of a Lamborqhini Ursus, it is the value of a Nissan-Rogue-short of a Aston Martin. And they sold thousands of Impalas that year. How could that many people afford that size of a cost in 1964 if there has been no shrinkage of purchasing power?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (rbvCR)
Why not convert the price to diamonds? Or NYC penthouses?
The cumulative monetary increase from 1972 until 2026 was roughly 689.98%. Further, cars cost more today because they have more shit in them than was the case in 1972 - you are free to argue that this is a bad idea and I won't dispute that - but saying that an Impala in 1972 is roughly the equivalent of a small home today is ludicrous.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
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Calm down.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM
Well, he's not an 'ette, so the probability of that advice being executed upon is high.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 06, 2026 05:30 PM (BOgTB)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 05:30 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)
Thank you. Beer helps.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 05:30 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (KC5Lt)
Oof da. Should have read the comments.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (ExV1e)
OK, but what about when he isn't honorable?
Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Quite a step down from United Federation of Planets Chieftess.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: From about That Time at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (chM/Q)
Silver was ~$4.40 so it was 1,136, so it was $54K in todays value of silver
So 2026 CT5, but I am talking about 1965, before the oil squeeze and Carter's Malaise that we inflated out of
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (rbvCR)
Oklahoma teen accused of raping two girls walks free.
Unfucking believable
https://tinyurl.com/3bnvn442
Posted by: sidney
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wtf?
"prosecutors announced they would not seek to transfer him into the custody or supervision of the Oklahoma Department of Corrections."
WHY?
P.S., I get strong Damien Echols vibes from that guy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (mmrXZ)
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't want no don't want no don't want no
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Posted by: Gillette at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (F1rMs)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 05:35 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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I am so confused. Isn't this treason?
Why are heads still attached to bodies?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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Because bureaucrats recognize and share more values with each other despite whatever nation they work for than do other people. Every government lasting for awhile eventually ends up in a bureacratic trap that destroys it.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)
"Taylor Swift's cruelest act yet against her closest friend is final proof of what she's become. The stench is
unmistakable"
Savvy AoSHQ readers know what this protends:
Taylor Swift has become a penguin.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (Ia/+0)
Posting the images and videos is probably a bad idea - see the Hulk Hogan lawsuit a decade ago that killed Gawker. But on the other hand, threatening lawsuits is only going to invoke the Streisand Effect, ensuring it gets out and remains in the news. It also lends credence to the content being real.
Posted by: Another Anon at August 06, 2026 06:12 PM (4h45B)
My manhood shrank 3 sizes
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 07:42 PM (jrgJz)
The Budget Is 90% Fraud by Foreign Pirates: A Continuing Series
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh Aug 3 🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Jaw-dropping fraud report just found that 9.2 million people -- including ILLEGAL ALIENS -- do NOT meet the federal requirements to qualify for the Obamacare Medicaid expansion program...that's nearly HALF of those enrolled 50% FRAUD 🤯 The problems are the worst in CA and NY. IMAGINE THAT. "The study says New York and California have some of the biggest problems, finding up to 62% of people enrolled in California are not eligible. And the states might not even be incentivized to fix the issue." "This study says some of those people actually make too much money to qualify for this Medicaid expansion program and others are getting these benefits, even though they're here in the country illegally!" The entire system has to be gutted! Purge the rolls!
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh 4h 🚨 WOW! JD Vance just confirmed it with Stephen Miller at his side: "We have been able to identify $230 BILLION DOLLARS of fraud just since the fraud task force was set up!" "And that's frankly by conservatively estimating it!" 🤯 "We've been able to stop $56 BILLION in fraudulent payments that would have otherwise gone to fraudsters rather than to the people who need them."
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Jaw-dropping fraud report just found that 9.2 million people — including ILLEGAL ALIENS — do NOT meet the federal requirements to qualify for the Obamacare Medicaid expansion program...that's nearly HALF of those enrolled
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 3, 2026
50% FRAUD 🤯
The problems are the worst… pic.twitter.com/tSeZGOl8TX
🚨 WOW! JD Vance just confirmed it with Stephen Miller at his side: "We have been able to identify $230 BILLION DOLLARS of fraud just since the fraud task force was set up!"
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 5, 2026
"And that's frankly by conservatively estimating it!" 🤯
"We've been able to stop $56 BILLION in… pic.twitter.com/ReTBzxldch
This is what happens when you spend 50 years importing barbarian cultures from all over the globe.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) August 5, 2026
They come here and they collaborate with Democrats to steal everything they can get their hands on.
Mass deportation saves the country. https://t.co/YMdbJ5XNRt
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump's Labor Department has just BANNED multiple employers from the H-1B visa program after they scammed the system to undercut Americans
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 3, 2026
MORE 🔥🔥
"If you’re screwing over American workers, we’re coming for you."
"Some companies treat H-1B as a get… pic.twitter.com/UrYwRz0ODH
I appreciate AIPAC proving it doesn’t belong in the Dem Party and especially our primaries.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) August 5, 2026
From endorsing Jan 6th members to ensuring Congress remains in the hands of a 34-count felon, AIPAC is an org committed to undermining democracy at home and abroad.
See you in November. https://t.co/EKpNSaxcv3
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (ExV1e)
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (pzTLM)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (st6oP)
Also the left: If you require proof of citizenship for welfare millions of people will literally starve
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (viF8m)
Mine is when do they plan to do it again
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (9c9us)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (KY+FT)
I appreciate AIPAC proving it doesn’t belong in the Dem Party and especially our primaries.
I appreciate you proving once again that there is a zero sum competition between bewbs and brains.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (9c9us)
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This money creates an ecosystem of patronage.
It funds lifestyles.
Those lifestyles then fund supporting systems.
Those supporting systems fund political parties and political action groups both formal and informal (like smaller media outlets).
Combine this with USAID, and you've got the equivalent of about 13 Hollywoods (roughly $8 billion a year in box office receipts) suddenly wiped off the map of American politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (TezPK)
AOC has been paid quite handsomely for her whoring.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (KspkQ)
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again.
-- "Casey at the Bat," by Ernest Lawrence Thayer
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)
Can we get a few bucks to assist?
Huh. Guess not. Boy, did I get played for a sucker.
Tell me again why I should pay taxes, bills, etc.?
Feh
Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (XuXeR)
When do the savings start trickling down into the national debt? And I do mean trickle. $230 billion doesn't shock me anymore.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (mmrXZ)
Agreed, but not a good one. A good one gives value for the money.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (KspkQ)
I disagree. She's part of the reason the DSA has grown as quickly has it has. I'm sure they're quite fond of her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (CWTWj)
I end up unconscious with an aneurism and in a pool of my own waste.
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 06, 2026 03:30 PM (XdJ05)
Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed, mohammedan grifter at August 06, 2026 03:30 PM (F1rMs)
Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed, mohammedan grifter at August 06, 2026 03:30 PM (F1rMs)
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"We'll take the frumpy weird chick instead, thanks foreigner."
-white rural Democrats and black urban Democrats, in unison
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (sZHUV)
These people won't like where this goes from here.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (KspkQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Okay but not too much
many parts are quite picturesque
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
many parts are quite picturesque
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (ZxPkt)
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MOUNTAINS SHALL BECOME VALLEYS!
VALLEYS SHALL BECOME DESERTS!
DESERTS SHALL BECOME DAIRY QUEENS!
NEW YORK SHALL BECOME TUSCON!
THERE IS NO STOPPING IT!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (sZHUV)
The council sat quietly and listened to several citizens of the community express their displeasure on the spread of sharia in the US and Texas.
The council represented in kind and voted unanimously to approve the mosque project to proceed.
Elections have consequences.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (ZxPkt)
If you rob the 7-11 and get away with $700 they go after you hard in most places, steal billions and you get …. Promoted?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (/wHvr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
They can start by reducing her salary to zero. Senate did just fine without a Parliamentarian for over half of its existence. Thomas Jefferson wrote the basic rulebook, there is no need for a parliamentarian and in fact, the office if given powers like in reconciliation is an affront to the US Constitution. --See Bowsher v. Synar.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)
They are contemptible. They know where the money went.
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (ZxPkt)
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Congress doesn't know shit.
They gave up real oversight decades ago.
We've had the imperial presidency unchecked for a very long time.
This is why the only true prize in American politics anymore is the presidency itself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (sZHUV)
These people won't like where this goes from here.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (KspkQ)
If only there was a political party in the US that would fight as hard to stop them as the Dems fight to keep them funneling money illegally into political coffers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (2YhKe)
I can't help but feel that if my Dad was a better shot with his M14 in Vietnam, some of this would have been nipped in the bud.
Probably best not to dwell on it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (KspkQ)
I've run into a number of folks also asking why we played by the rules...
Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 03:34 PM (XuXeR)
The combination of the Vance Task Fraud group, deportations, and DOJ action against both voter rolls and all manner of fraud is going to change the landscape of America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Just give us 2026...
Posted by: Fingers crossed at August 06, 2026 03:35 PM (mmrXZ)
The combination of the Vance Task Fraud group, deportations, and DOJ action against both voter rolls and all manner of fraud is going to change the landscape of America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Just give us 2026...
Posted by: Fingers crossed at August 06, 2026 03:35 PM (mmrXZ)
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Quite literally none of that will stop if Democrats take the House.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sZHUV)
Funny that.
[1] Floods, wildfires, low wages, space lasers, hair loss, low birthrate, Woody Allen, etc....
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (2Cry5)
The council represented in kind and voted unanimously to approve the mosque project to proceed.
If they voted against it they'd be cancelled or worse.
If they vote for it they'll still get re-elected and nothing bad will happen to them personally.
People respond to incentives.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
They come here and they collaborate with Democrats to steal everything they can get their hands on.
Jesse Kelley
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The Barbarian culture was already here and was progressive politicians. On their own the immigrants would be selling gimcrack items or pickpocketing.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (YwEeS)
Funny that.
[1] Floods, wildfires, low wages, space lasers, hair loss, low birthrate, Woody Allen, etc....
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (N1DT3)
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What about Morbius?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sZHUV)
The amount of fraud from Medicaid pales in comparison to the amount of grift by the current US president and his family.
everyone should be letting our local reps know that it is time for America to catch up to other countries and implement universal healthcare. No one should have to go into debt and be forced to file bankruptcy over medical debt
WTF even if Medicaid recipient fraud? Someone's doctor said they need health care and they got health care? Oh, the horror! So, let's make people who are unwell jump through hoops instead. How is that any better?
ANYTHING to distract from the Epstein files.
I'd rather pay an extra 20$ in tax a month for everyone to universally get health care then 300$ amonth for private health care that forces me to pay 6,000$ first before they even help
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (/y3Vc)
We bulldozed a lot of commies into pits overseas so we wouldn't have to do it here. Now it seems like we should have kept our Grandads here at home.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (KspkQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl is getting annoyed at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)
I don't know. Dolly Parton seems to be pretty bright.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)
I've run into a number of folks also asking why we played by the rules...
Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 03:34 PM (XuXeR)
The GOPe didn't play by the rules either, they just are worse at corruption.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (rNQnT)
I don't know. Dolly Parton seems to be pretty bright.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)
Jenna Jameson is quite the entrepreneur.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (/y3Vc)
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"It is literally impossible to lie to Medicaid. You try to form the words, 'I want this money for nothing,' but the words catch in your throat because once you try to take money from the government, you become moral. Except for Trump, he takes money with lies to government."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (sZHUV)
You can safely double this number and still be short of the actual number of people committing fraud under the expansion of medicaid from obamacare.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (cpFbA)
We bulldozed a lot of commies into pits overseas so we wouldn't have to do it here. Now it seems like we should have kept our Grandads here at home.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (KspkQ)
should have shifted to the universities here instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Archimedes
I once had a coworker who had huge knockers and was the sexiest woman I've ever known in person besides my wife. She was also very bright.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: washed up commenter at August 06, 2026 03:40 PM (3U3sD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sZHUV)
isn't that the horrible movie Hollywood was tricked into releasing twice? They so crafty.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Unkaren at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (ccX9M)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (KspkQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl is getting annoyed at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Wt5PA)
Ask them to hold, then walk off.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (uhVAy)
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That was my conclusion decades ago. They should have invaded Berkley and Madison and Ann Arbor and Columbia U. etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:42 PM (/wHvr)
In other news, over 100 people went before the City Council to stop a mosque being built in the city of McKinney, TX.
The council sat quietly and listened to several citizens of the community express their displeasure on the spread of sharia in the US and Texas.
The council represented in kind and voted unanimously to approve the mosque project to proceed.
Elections have consequences.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (2YhKe)
Geez. I almost moved to McKinney before getting laid off in the personal catastrophe that forced me to move back to CA just before the China Lung Rot lockdowns.
Missed signing my McKinney apartment lease by 2 days. Boy, did I dodge a bullet or what?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 03:42 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Quotes From History at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (2YhKe)
I worked it out.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (KspkQ)
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)
First of all it should be named "Congressitarian". We don't have a damned Parliament.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)
There are plenty of illegals who claim to be 65.
Welfare is in worse shape. Obamacare's not far behind.
Pretending to help the downtrodden is costing us our future.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (FZ29D)
A little while ago: There is literally no fraud whatsoever in federal spending, well, except the DoD.
Current: WTF even if Medicaid recipient fraud? Someone's doctor said they need health care and they got health care? Oh, the horror! So, let's make people who are unwell jump through hoops instead. How is that any better?
Posted by: The left at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)
I worked it out.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (KspkQ)
I checked with an independent source 'Sifty Boones' who confirmed this analysis.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (Bz1XI)
Pretending to help the downtrodden is costing us our future.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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It's not exactly helping the downtrodden either.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (mmrXZ)
I have other things also making me angry. Not directly related so I'll withhold for now.
Our birthright was stolen from us.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (H5Io+)
What annoys me about this report is that Elon Musk had already set something up over a year ago with DOGE. If there had been more support for that from the Executive Office, we would have probably known about a lot of this stuff even sooner than we did.
Musk thought he could shave 1-2 TRILLION USD from the Federal budget if the fraud was taken out. Turns out he was right.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 03:46 PM (0CU3H)
Forgot all the freaky sex scenes. Makes watching the movie F1 different.
Anywho... the Senate scenes remind me of how fake things are today.
Theater for ugly antiques.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:46 PM (KspkQ)
They talk about right-wing dog whistles and now I keep hearing words like "Zionist" and "AIPAC" every day of the week.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (6ydKt)
There are law abiding tax paying suckers of all races. Some of them even comment here.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (yz/88)
Musk thought he could shave 1-2 TRILLION USD from the Federal budget if the fraud was taken out. Turns out he was right.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 03:46 PM (0CU3H)
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DOGE personnel got absorbed into other departments to continue the work (Big Balls went to work for SSA, for instance).
The OBBB included over 30 rescission clauses to cut off previously authorized but unspent funding.
GDP has had a drag on it over the past few quarters because government spending is actually negative compared to previous quarters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:48 PM (sZHUV)
Apparently the state has been getting grants which may or may not have been going to fire fighting and risk mitigation.
Speaking of graft
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:45 PM (OUMaO)
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Some days are worse than others. Today's headlines do boil the blood.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
They can start by reducing her salary to zero. Senate did just fine without a Parliamentarian for over half of its existence. Thomas Jefferson wrote the basic rulebook, there is no need for a parliamentarian and in fact, the office if given powers like in reconciliation is an affront to the US Constitution. --See Bowsher v. Synar.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)
Elizabeth MacDonough, the Senate Parliamentarian, was appointed by HARRY REID in 2012. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (0CU3H)
VALLEYS SHALL BECOME DESERTS!
DESERTS SHALL BECOME DAIRY QUEENS!
NEW YORK SHALL BECOME TUSCON!
THERE IS NO STOPPING IT!
what is, was.
what was, will be.
what will be was, but will be again.
Posted by: the eternal wisdom of arnold horshack at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (nEXG7)
I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage
Her gigantic teeth make her an "absolutely not" regardless of the rest of her.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (2ocoG)
What annoys me about this report is that Elon Musk had already set something up over a year ago with DOGE. If there had been more support for that from the Executive Office, we would have probably known about a lot of this stuff even sooner than we did.
Musk thought he could shave 1-2 TRILLION USD from the Federal budget if the fraud was taken out. Turns out he was right.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 03:46 PM (0CU3H)
I think the wheels of DOGEs past have been working under other guises. It takes time to grind through all the information and start making even preliminary cases. Taking away the public focus Elon has let them go undercover. I do find it interesting how the main mechanics of leftist misrule are being strangled out. Even the courts have been forced to back standards that let the executive work more freely.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)
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That was my conclusion decades ago. They should have invaded Berkley and Madison and Ann Arbor and Columbia U. etc.
Posted by: Common Tater
They did come home, and raised their kids to be so soft that they let Leftist culture rot their grandkids' minds and import limitless millions of foreign commie invades into the nation to fundamentally change it as punishment for some perceived original sin.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (/y3Vc)
Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Bz1XI)
(sigh) Yet another form of pop-up on exit.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
Miss Pixy, phone Commander Bond and have him report immediately.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (Y8DZL)
I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM
I will look at them, should they ever free themselves from the confines of her bra. Other than that, life isn't altering from its current trajectory regardless......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Bz1XI)
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New H1-B issuances are down like 80% since Trump took office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (yz/8
That would make two of us.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (xPsv8)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (xvV+O)
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And inflation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:48 PM (sZHUV)
Government spending should never be called a plus in GDP, unless it blow up a furrin place when needed.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (bX16E)
Because Congress funded them.
Every single time you ask the question, "Why hasn't Trump stopped X?" The answer is because Congress set it up that way and funded it. Every single time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (xPsv8)
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We’ll still vote overwhelmingly Democrat though. Cuz Republicans want to create a Christian theocracy and kill gays. NYT says so and they’d never lie.
Posted by: Jewish Voters at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (Bz1XI)
Deficit money, so it don't count.
Posted by: Sadonicus at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:48 PM (sZHUV)
Government spending should never be called a plus in GDP, unless it blow up a furrin place when needed.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)
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I agree completely.
But, it is a thing anyway despite our erudite objections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (sZHUV)
It’s no surprise that our debt is $40 trillion. If it wasn’t for fraud and war what would our debt be?
Posted by: Unkaren at August 06, 2026 03:41 PM (ccX9M)
At least war is an enumerated and prescribed Constitutional function of our form of government.
Sure, there's a shit-ton of waste and fraud in our weapons procurement. But if you've ever seen an A-10 go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! the proper reaction is to exclaim "THIS is how you waste taxpayer dollars!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)
What’re the chances she’s on onlyfans eventually?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (yz/88)
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Bank of America (ironic, no?) started giving mortgages and other loans to illegals years ago.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: The left at August 06, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)
Honest people have to jump through ridiculous hoops to access government assistance. In fact, it's looking like it's easier to obtain assistance if you are defrauding the system and far more difficult if you have a legitimate claim.
Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (fV9m3)
Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Bz1XI)
the huge tech companies can't just rename themselves, LOL. They are the big offenders.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: pookysgirl is getting annoyed at August 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Wt5PA)
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Yeah, that's really ramped up this year thanks to AI-bots calling me.
I have my phone set to always silent. Any legitimate callers can leave a voicemail. Everyone else gets deleted and marked as spam.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (FZ29D)
Something like that. Very brazen. Entirely cynical and arrogant. And -- sadly -- right.
Posted by: red speck at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (Ve/HL)
I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage
Her gigantic teeth make her an "absolutely not" regardless of the rest of her.
Posted by: Ian S.
She's got great dimples, though, when she chooses to smile.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)
Something like that. Very brazen. Entirely cynical and arrogant. And -- sadly -- right.
Posted by: red speck at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (Ve/HL)
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And shortly after the ACA passed, Democrats fully abandoned the idea of secure borders.
Complete coincidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (xvV+O)
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And inflation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
And housing. And medical availability. And employment. And...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (OUMaO)
>>I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage
She's one of the most powerful Democrats in Congress now. That's not an exaggeration. All of the energy on the left is with the socialists.
She's dumber than hammered dog shit but she's seriously being talked about as a possible contender for the Dem nomination in 2028.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)
What’re the chances she’s on onlyfans eventually?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM
With commies on the rise, I'm afraid she'll never resort to that.
I'm still waiting for SE Cupp's career to spiral as she's become completely useless, but alas, they never seem to go broke.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
The cut-off for the Oregon Department of Revenue is $25 but I don't know what it is for the IRS.
The Oregon Department of Revenue won't pay out less than $25 either, so if you overpay, try to do it for at least $50
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)
She's got great dimples, though, when she chooses to smile.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)
can't get past the donkey chompers......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)
Just in time to hit the wall. LOL.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (OUMaO)
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If the deportation machine can keep going (bare minimum 1.5 million forced deportations and likely at least 4.5 million self-deportations), the housing shorting is going to become such a housing glut that the newest issue of the day is going to be a bailout for homeowners because they'll have lost so much paper value.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (sZHUV)
You are only automatically enrolled if you are taking social security. Otherwise you have to enroll yourself.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)
The Cupp sizes? Hehe
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (yz/88)
The scammers rotate through lists of numbers to autodial. I was getting the 5+/days calls a couple of months ago and then it tapered off. I just don't answer any call if it's not from someone in my contacts list. Blocking the calling number is useless because it's fake. If the call is real and important (spoiler: it never is) they can leave a message.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (vTZFs)
God what a fucking idiot I was.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)
She has a career?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)
This is patently ridiculous.
I see the comments on this site which convince me that I am not the only one feeling this way. It's nice to know that there are still people out there that understand the concept of integrity. "Integrity", however, is not supposed to kick you in the teeth.
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: JackStraw
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The wingnuts have passed her by. Way too moderate in their opinion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
And much better. Plus, she has been married to the same man for a long time, has children, and is very pro-life, having (unsuccessfully, unfortunately) led a fight against pro-abortion laws in California.
She is living proof that a beautiful woman can also be intelligent and morally upright.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)
Hammered dog shit? And we know this... how?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (hfIju)
>>Because Congress funded them.
>>Every single time you ask the question, "Why hasn't Trump stopped X?" The answer is because Congress set it up that way and funded it. Every single time.
I recall there is also the issue that when Trump defunds a program, the courts rule that funding be restored. It seems that has happened with NPR funding and PP funding. I do not know how those situations shook out.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
And they can get fucked, because "number-go-up-ism" is one of the base corruptions that turned this nation into a toxic sludge of bullshit.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (OUMaO)
She has a career?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)
CNN still puts her on TV and pays her, so yeah.......ish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (2YhKe)
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Seems very unusual and oddly specific.
Must be a RI thing. Like coffee milk.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (3ImbR)
I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
We'll always have
This video has JUST the AOC dancing parts...and different music to avoid copyright (and be more epic)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (/y3Vc)
Posted by: african ambulance driver #1411411 at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (SExz7)
Posted by: JackStraw
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The wingnuts have passed her by. Way too moderate in their opinion.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (XvL8K)
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She is the only progressive politician with a national profile who's not Bernie. For 2028, she is the progressive candidate.
However, she has to balance a sure loss against Kamala in the presidential primary with a potential win against Schumer in the senate primary where she can become Senate important instead of House important. Hell, it might improve her chances of running for president in 2032 if she does it from a Senate seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (sZHUV)
Hammered dog shit? And we know this... how?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (hfIju)
Tis an expression that transcends generations, that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)
I remember when the media would trot out some old fart who was dying of whatever and they would scream and cry about being bankrupted from being sick and the government should do something damn HMO blah blah blah.
So now they will still die broke and bankrupt and owing money to Obongo Care
Posted by: Free! It's Free at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (F1rMs)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)
CNN still puts her on TV and pays her, so yeah.......ish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (2YhKe)
This comment section probably has more views than CNN.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (OUMaO)
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I'd gladly watch my house value plummet if it meant the country's future was secured.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Are you implying the existence of intelligent hammered dog shit? It’s not that smart when it’s sober.
Posted by: Kratwurst at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (36bTp)
This video has JUST the AOC dancing parts...and different music to avoid copyright (and be more epic)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (/y3Vc)
That settles it. She's as fake as those tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)
They started sending me increasingly harshly-worded letters over $48 once, so presumably less than that.
I still don't think I owed it, but I paid it when the threats lreached the "we will seize your property" level.
It would have cost more than $48 to fight it, even if I did all the work myself, so...
I'm still pissed about it, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Bz1XI)
Our system is not made for 15 people of the same name living at the same address.
"Oh, so you're Carlos Gomez, but your father was also Carlos Gomez, as was your grandfather. And you all live at 123 Main St?"
"Si."
Posted by: pookysgirl, one hundred percent American at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (Wt5PA)
They talk about right-wing dog whistles and now I keep hearing words like "Zionist" and "AIPAC" every day of the week.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 03:47 PM (6ydKt)
The left doesn't care about logic or consitency.
You're a Nazi for wanting Israel to be able to prevent its own demise.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (N1DT3)
I will look at them, should they ever free themselves from the confines of her bra. Other than that, life isn't altering from its current trajectory regardless......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)
What’re the chances she’s on onlyfans eventually?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (yz/8
She used to be a New Yawk bartender.... OF COURSE she made freaky sex tapes. I'm just surprised that someone hasn't leaked their copy of the video of her slurping up a couple of guys' horse cocks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu)
I care nothing for her pronounced hooterage
Her gigantic teeth make her an "absolutely not" regardless of the rest of her.
Posted by: Ian S.
So...you're saying she's a two-holer?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (/y3Vc)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (Wt1Rs)
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A Los Angeles homeless nonprofit CEO earned more than $1.6 million in salary, bonuses and vacation payouts — despite living thousands of miles away in Hawaii.
Carol Adelkoff, from 1736 Family Crisis Center, was the highest paid homeless executive in Los Angeles after earning the whopping figure over the last two years.
She collected $907,923 in 2023 and another $742,181 in 2024, compensation that dwarfed the pay of leaders running much larger homeless service organizations across LA County, the LA Times reports.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)
She used to be a New Yawk bartender.... OF COURSE she made freaky sex tapes. I'm just surprised that someone hasn't leaked their copy of the video of her slurping up a couple of guys' horse cocks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu)
It has been reported here and pummeled into my brain that she was NOT a bartender, only a cocktail waitress.......FWIW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (2YhKe)
She's got great dimples, though, when she chooses to smile.
Posted by: Bulg
In my case, there is absolutely no defense against that super power.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (2YhKe)
She's starting to get the abuela look to her, as well.
IMO, she'll be kinda scary in ten years. Maybe five.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (IG3/x)
I have no idea what anyone sees in that sack of crazy.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:02 PM (0PCyC)
It's only 90% because you gotta leave 10% for the Big Guy.
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 04:02 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (KY+FT)
Stop giving money to the states, and they won't be able to maladminister it.
Don't replace block grants with Federally administered programs; we've already been there and done that, and know FedGov is terrible at doing things. That's why the block grants were put in place, but now we know that many states are as bad or worse.
Just zero them out. Let the states fund their own social welfare fraud programs, if they want them, and leave the residents of other states in peace.
Posted by: SciVo at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)
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That's "Kathy"! Thank you very much.
Please do not besmirch the honor my college girlfriend by misspelling her name. Her along with Elle and Rachel!
Posted by: In my dreams at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (QFchU)
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The subsides also cover deductibles and copays. It’s essentially welfare disguised as “insurance”.
The coverage is no worse with the subsidies vs paying full freight. All Obamacare does is pay a portion of the cost for for “the poor”. But whether you pay $50 or $1000 a month the policy is the same and covers the same thing. Those polices are pretty much the same thing you get with an employer.
I went in and out of self employment. My insurance was more or less the same when I had it via an employer or bought myself. The only difference was price and who paid for it.
Posted by: Being Honest in America is being a sucker at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Kratwurst at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (36bTp)
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I was thinking more of JackStraw smashing a pile of dog shit with a hammer and screaming, "You think you're so smart!"
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (3ImbR)
"What's he doing?"
"Not sure. I think he has a hammer, and he's standing behind his dog. He's not going to hit his dog, is he?"
"Keep watching, and get my I-Phone. We need to record this. I like that dog."
"What the hell?"
"Is he..."
"Yeah, looks like it. Brutus took a dump, and he's hitting it with a hammer. That seems kind of...."
"Dumb."
(we now return to our regularly scheduled programming)
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (dIske)
Carol Adelkoff, from 1736 Family Crisis Center, was the highest paid homeless executive in Los Angeles after earning the whopping figure over the last two years.
She collected $907,923 in 2023 and another $742,181 in 2024, compensation that dwarfed the pay of leaders running much larger homeless service organizations across LA County, the LA Times reports.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)
No one in government cares. It isn't their money being given away and it's their job to send the money to whoever fills out the form. So they do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)
9.2 million people. The whole state of Colorado has only 6.1 million people. Something tells me that this is only the tip of the iceberg. I am going into the camp of a moratorium of on all immigration for a period of time until this can be sorted out.
Posted by: Cheri at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Wt1Rs)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 03:57 PM (/y3Vc)
I've seen the clips but you can toss a plushie at random at any university even these days and boink a coed on the noggin that is prettier. Back in time that proportion was even larger. Heck even 2 of my sisters are prettier.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)
I'm still waiting for SE Cupp's career to spiral as she's become completely useless, but alas, they never seem to go broke.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:54 PM (2YhKe)
With her chin being larger than her ginormous gazongas, it's gonna be awhile.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (y9nCu)
I see that you recall that Paulina was mine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)
They care, since they get a cut.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (uhVAy)
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)
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Oversize fashion glasses or no?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:06 PM (QFchU)
She's 36 and even Latin genes will only take you so far down that road.
She'll have to dump that pudgy, Birkenstock-wearing manlet she claims to be her boyfriend, though. That guy looks like he has more estrogen than she does.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (iySPJ)
When I met you
Posted by: Saikat Chakrabarti at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:06 PM (QFchU)
And nothing else.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Wt1Rs)
its traditional to just find a fort and have the fraudsters attack it, bravely, and get a posthumous medal.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (uhVAy)
I would really like to know how it is that virtually every single gas station and convenience store is owned by Indians and middle easterners. Every single one.
Posted by: IrishEi?!
No joke!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (Cqx++)
I have no idea what anyone sees in that sack of crazy.
Posted by: sifty boones
That reminds me: I was looking at the Facebook events calendar of upcoming local events, and there's some speaking think with Kat Timpf coming up here in Hawaii. Talk about past your prime, makeup, and who would go to that?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (/y3Vc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (iySPJ)
Both have some boats.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (2YhKe)
It's clear she's not bright enough to make change on a ten dollar cocktail from twenty dollar bill.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (0PCyC)
I have no idea what anyone sees in that sack of crazy.
Posted by: sifty boones
Bad tranny job. Trust your gaydar, young man.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:08 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2026 03:52 PM (OlzlW)
It is easier if you know what forms to fill out how, and of course there is also that element of kick-backs easing the process.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: In my dreams
Yeah, Roxanne, Destiny, and Fever are all getting steamed up in Canada about all the disrespect!
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (Y8DZL)
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Senator Mitch McConnell, 84, has returned home since he was hospitalized after a bad fall over 50 days ago.
McConnell wrote in a statement that he was 'discharged' from his rehabilitation center today to 'continue my recovery at home.'
He thanked his wife, Elaine, and the 'excellent' doctors, nurses and therapists who helped him at the hospital.
'On the advice of my doctors, I'll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period,' he added.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: IrishEi?!
No joke!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (Cqx++)
If they could sell shots of whiskey, they'd all be Irish.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)
I see that you recall that Paulina was mine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:05 PM (ExV1e)
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If Ric can nab her, than anyone can, right?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (QFchU)
Posted by: KC and the Sunshine band at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Gav can read? He said he didn't do well in school.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS)
The August recess... when he's supposed to be in Kentucky.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (ExV1e)
she has to balance a sure loss against Kamala in the presidential primary with a potential win against Schumer in the senate primary
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Have you seen Evan Barker talking about AOC? She says AOC is actually cautious in her views and her career and probably won't challenge Schumer.
I get this sense that 2028 is a now-or-never year for AOC. If she doesn't run for something bigger in 2028, she'll get stuck where she is forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)
She's 36 and even Latin genes will only take you so far down that road.
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Come to me.
Posted by: The Wall at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)
OK, which one of you is this guy's doctor?
Intensive physical therapy after a 50 day hospital stay. Gonna kill him.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y)
Just don't borrow Harry Reid's old gym equipment.
Posted by: KC and the Sunshine band at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (IG3/x)
I get this sense that 2028 is a now-or-never year for AOC. If she doesn't run for something bigger in 2028, she'll get stuck where she is forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)
Not a bad gig if you can get it. Look at Maxene Waters, she's been running that scam for 120 years now.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I think Shakespeare coined the phrase in Hamlet. "Neither a borrower nor a lender be if to avoid being dumb as hammered dog shit ye be."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Oldcat
Important caveat: Boinking random college thots on the head can get you in legal hot water.
Also...either of your hot sisters available? Pics?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (/y3Vc)
Posted by: IrishEi?!
>They're oily and greasy and haven't bathed for two weeks. It just works for them.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)
Is coffee milk coffee with milk in it, or is it coffee with steamed milk in it?
Alternately is it Nescafe stirred into boiled milk? Because that is how I learned to drink coffee
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Gav can read? He said he didn't do well in school.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS)
He read Lotniek. Dyslexia. Or is he the stutterer?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Wt1Rs)
its traditional to just find a fort and have the fraudsters attack it, bravely, and get a posthumous medal.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:07 PM (uhVAy)
I was a new LT...I had done a summer of auditing with PWC, so I got sent to audit the shutdown of a contract b/c a MAJOR defense contractor wanted money we didn't have for the shutdown. I walked into the meeting with a contract officer (civilian) where they were gonna explain why they needed the money. I asked one question on the 2nd slide. They were speechless and couldn't answer. They shut the meeting down and said they'd resend their contract close request. I saved a couple million dollars of the American taxpayer that day in 5 minutes. All b/c I asked the question - I see the money there, but what did you spend it on b/c that doesn't say you spent it on anything...turns out, they didn't spend it...or weren't willing to say where it was spent...I was onsite less than one hour, and then not brought it again...or I probably could have saved a whole lot more money...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)
Not a bad gig if you can get it. Look at Maxene Waters, she's been running that scam for 120 years now.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I've often compared her to Maxine Waters, Charlie Rangel, a few of them. That's how I picture her career.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (mmrXZ)
Lol
Posted by: Joe Biden's autopen at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (/y3Vc)
Helen Thomas was like the anti-Helen of Troy. You'd scuttle a thousand ships just to avoid contact with her.
Posted by: KC and the Sunshine band at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (IG3/x)
I get this sense that 2028 is a now-or-never year for AOC. If she doesn't run for something bigger in 2028, she'll get stuck where she is forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)
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Well, what does she do after she loses to Kamala in the presidential primary? Go back to her House seat and wait some more?
Her only hope would be Kamala picking her for VP, which is possible but I wouldn't count on it. Kamala will either go black girl magic with Crockett or try to "balance the ticket" with someone like Kelly from AZ.
If Kamala wins in 2028, AOC could hope for an AG spot or something, but that's putting her future in someone else's hands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (YuLJ9)
I at least think Mitch aught to show up in a Captain Pike "beep" chair with the yes/no/maybe lights wired up.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)
Intensive physical therapy after a 50 day hospital stay. Gonna kill him.
Posted by: Oldcat
It worked for me!
Posted by: Zombie RBG at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (/y3Vc)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 04:12 PM (/y3Vc)
One has passed, used to be the spitting image of Susan Dey from the Partridge Family. My mom looked just like Queen Elizabeth when she was young.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)
Is that dude high? Green nude eel, OG Squadscrunt, DSA?
Might not challenge Schumer, but she is out front of the leftist march.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Quotes From History
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Time to roll out the 'One Lonely Night' quote (again, I haven't done it in months) ;
“I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hands. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs into the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been and happy too. They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (XeU6L)
At least they can file bankruptcy. If the feds managed our healthcare it'd be like student loans - you accrue debt and you can't bankrupt it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)
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Yep. You were obviously doing it wrong. /s
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (QFchU)
I had a coach in high school that had a lengthy list of ways of calling us stupid when we made a mistake. He was a motivational genius.
Dumber than hammered dog shit was one that made me laugh out loud. I ran a lot of laps.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)
She was sure quick to endorse our new muslim overlords for office...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (FtULh)
Might not challenge Schumer, but she is out front of the leftist march.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (dK+Kv)
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She's a tool of the establishment.
She says stupid shit for fundraising and then votes as told. She drives nothing herself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (fsIaS)
It would have cost more than $48 to fight it, even if I did all the work myself, so...
I'm still pissed about it, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:59 PM (IG3/x)
For 48 bucks they will put a lien on your property, and garnish it out of your wages, bank account or stock accounts, and charge you fees and interest until it is paid in full. They can also nab it out of your state refund.
At least that was the protocol 6 years ago when I was in tune with that part of the world.
The IRS has lots of paperwork they have to go through to seize property
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 04:17 PM (vJrRc)
......
Does his home have a stair lift and 4-inch foam floors?
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)
I recall there was a newsgroup named alt.great.ass.paulina
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (T7fic)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:15 PM (dK+Kv)
So is the big red flag but it doesn't decide anything.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (T7fic)
Gonna have to report you for wrongthink.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 06, 2026 04:19 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (3ImbR)
I recall there was a newsgroup named alt.great.ass.paulina
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 04:18 PM (IG3/x)
my fave was alt.westley-crusher.kill.kill.kill.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)
The August recess... when he's supposed to be in Kentucky.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:10 PM (ExV1e)
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I bet he stays in DC.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I mostly agree, although she could run for governor at some point. That could help build towards later runs for Senate and the Presidency, although it raises a whole different layer of issues with timing and performance.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (/y3Vc)
had a lifesize poster of Paulina P in a black one-piece bathing suit tacked on the back of my bedroom door when I was a senior in High School. You know the one.
Chicks were chicks, music was good, and hangovers were all I had to fear.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:20 PM (0PCyC)
Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:13 PM (tOcjL)
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Yep. You were obviously doing it wrong. /s
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 04:16 PM (QFchU)
Probably...but I did get thanked by the Colonel b/c they had just enough money to pay the resubmitted request (which should have been left unpaid, which I also mentioned, b/c you can't fraudulently/incorrectly send the government a request for money at contract close and then get paid when you rescind the fraud/error part...but did I say MAJOR defense contractor).
I mean, it was nice to save a couple million dollars...and see how messed up that world was...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:21 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)
No one in government cares. It isn't their money being given away and it's their job to send the money to whoever fills out the form. So they do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Given the phone calls I had this afternoon, it tracks. It's not about helping people, it's about grifting a paycheck.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 04:21 PM (OUMaO)
Do you?
Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 04:22 PM (qr9oS)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:22 PM (ExV1e)
I appreciate AIPAC proving it doesn’t belong in the Dem Party and especially our primaries.
I appreciate you proving once again that there is a zero sum competition between bewbs and brains.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (Riz8t)
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I know we all know this - but the democrats are continuing down the path of eliminating certain demographic groups as they work to find more victims. And then alienate everybody else.
They have lost blue collar white and hispanic men voters. They are about to lose hispanic women voters. They are starting to lose the jewish vote, but more importantly, the money they bring. They have black women, unmarried college educated white women, and persons with advanced degrees.
Married women vote GOP.
The DSA types are going to scare away even more cohorts. If we get a fair count, I like our chances. The math no longer works for the left.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 06, 2026 04:22 PM (7/DDO)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2026 04:22 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Oldcat
Partridge Family Susan Dey did things to young Bulg. Especially the ep where she and Shirley Jones were trying on hotpants.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:23 PM (wOO3z)
Alpha News
@AlphaNews
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32m
EXCLUSIVE: Convicted male murderer gets ‘bottom surgery’ while housed in Minnesota women’s prison, sources says
A statement from the Minnesota Department of Corrections seems to suggest that taxpayers covered the cost.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (kX27y)
I believe you're a fucking retard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:23 PM (wOO3z)
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It's all that hobo ass he keeps eating. Don't know why he keeps wanting us to know about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (4ECV2)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (4ECV2)
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American Jews are not allowed to collect money together to advocate for political action because all Jews are loyal to the Israeli state and dual citizens who want Bibi to be the real shadow president, therefore AIPAC must be attacked at all times.
But it has nothing to do with Jew Hatred, you Nazi.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 04:25 PM (sZHUV)
She was sure quick to endorse our new muslim overlords for office...
Posted by: It's me donna
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She's more of a follower, according to the ex-DSA whistleblower.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:25 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 06, 2026 04:24 PM (4ECV2)
They lobby for that one foreign place everyone cares about.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)
......
next time on Botched....
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:26 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:26 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: It's me donna
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She's more of a follower, according to the ex-DSA whistleblower.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:25 PM (mmrXZ)
She was the front chix in the op that knocked out that idiot #3 dude in the primary. Soon after, all the brains behind her were pensioned off and she started telling us about garbage disposals.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)
......
next time on Botched....
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:26 PM (UjdFS)
I wonder if he asked for it, or they just did it one afternoon.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (fuzX3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: night lifted at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Nova Local at August 06, 2026 04:21 PM (tOcjL)
In a similar vein albeit a smaller scale in a previous life, I pointed out to the operator of a joint venture gas production platform out in the Gulf of (then) Mexico, that I didn't think JV partners should have to share the cost of a John Deere Riding Lawnmower that the Chief Tool Pusher had ordered and charged to the offshore platform.
I did mention a few times the Gulf of Mexico location of said offshore platform.
Allocated costs recovered!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (wVcYX)
Is that dude high? Green nude eel, OG Squadscrunt, DSA?
Might not challenge Schumer, but she is out front of the leftist march.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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She was a creature of Justice Democrats. She didn't conceive the Green Nude Eel herself, and she tittered away from from it when people started asking questions. "I didn't mean LITERALLY twelve years, you guys, it's like YOU GUYS, you don't even understand when someone is saying a thing and the thing is actually something else."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at August 06, 2026 04:21 PM (OUMaO)
Every time you end a call like that, before ringing off, ask, "you are the expert here, is there anything else I need to know, or be prepared to do to make this go easier?"
You will probably get a surprised cubical rat telling you about the next step, and other interesting thing you need to be aware of that your questions did not touch during the call.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (rbvCR)
Lots of money. So insurance prices went through the roof. It's all bullshit. It always comes down to working people to pay for this shit. I don't think the DC crowd pays a dime of it.
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (fV9m3)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:26 PM (KC5Lt)
I think I answered my real question by asking. I guess I'm just surprised to hear the bilge spread by far-left loons coming out of the mouths of young folks who are otherwise sane, responsible, and on the right politically.
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (4ECV2)
Long as you peg me, it's all right
Bend me, shape me, any way you want me
You got the power to turn on the light
Posted by: Not Roland Martin at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)
Let's make America a true nuclear power again. One that is willing to blow lawbreakers to a better place, not here.
Happy Enola Gay Pride Day!
Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at August 06, 2026 08:38 PM (983Km)
Posted by: Tommy Shanks at August 06, 2026 09:37 PM (EUKgp)
Senate Panel Votes to Hold Fauci in Contempt, as Democrats Attempt to Stop The Vote Through Endless Delay
Senate Republicans moved to hold Dr. Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress in their pursuit of forcing the former architect of the nation's COVID-19 response to go on record about his actions leading up to and during the pandemic. The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee voted on sharp party lines to charge Fauci, the former chief medical advisor to the president, with contempt after he refused to answer questions from both sides of the aisle over fear of self-incrimination. The move follows Fauci's decision to invoke his Fifth Amendment rights more than 100 times during his hearing last week, which prompted the panel's chair, Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., to vow that he would face "repercussions" for not testifying, or at least how Paul envisioned.Fox is implying that Fauci did testify, just "not as Paul envisioned." Fox News is as liberal as CNN. I despise them.
Typically, once a contempt resolution passes by committee, it heads to the Senate floor for a full vote. However, Paul's resolution allows that step to be skipped altogether and allows him to send the referral directly to the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia. But Paul wants the Department of Justice (DOJ) involved as soon as possible. There's also the question whether Fauci's pardon from former President Joe Biden protected him during the hearing, which Paul hopes to find answers to. "It's a good legal discussion, and we will make those legal points to DOJ in sending the referral over," Paul told Fox News Digital ahead of the hearing. ... Meanwhile, across the marble expanse of the Capitol, Republican investigators in the House are cooking up their own probe into Fauci.
... After the longtime public health official pleaded the Fifth Amendment during his Senate hearing, Comer questioned the validity of his preemptive pardon granted by President Joe Biden. He also said his committee would be questioning Fauci further, though he did not elaborate. "If former President Biden's blanket autopen pardon is valid, then Dr. Fauci has no right to refuse to answer questions," Comer said, noting his committee had done extensive work probing the autopen pardons. "Based on the release of Dr. Fauci's diary, which should have been provided to the House Oversight Committee last Congress...we'll be asking Dr. Fauci whether he stands by his previous testimony to our Committee."
🚨 NOW: Senate Democrats are forcing erroneous committee votes over and over in an attempt to PROTECT Fauci from being held in contempt
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 6, 2026
These people are absolute scumbags.
Democrats are COMPLICIT in one of the largest coverups in American history. And they're NOT hiding it. pic.twitter.com/oU7K08MtEV
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (d9SZG)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (EIBfx)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (Ia/+0)
In another age, an official who ignored laws, sponsored banned activities, which were released and caused the deaths of MILLIONS would at least be publicly hanged.
This wretched gollum-like troll will likely not even spend a day in jail.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 02:24 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)
The Supremes vacated Bannon's conviction.
Given that precedent, there's no way Fauci is prosecuted at all.
But releasing stuff from his personal cell phone is going to be wild.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:24 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Paul...who likes the flavor of his dog's excrement at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (T7fic)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (fV9m3)
I'm not sure that Fox is quite as bad as CNN, but they certainly have morphed into a squishy left-of-center news outlet.
I wonder whether that is because they are trying to draw an even larger audience, assuming that conservatives have nowhere else to go, and won't leave.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (l4RKn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)
Who knows?
But the GOP is at least keeping the heat on this micro-demon and calling even more attention to his crimes and the whole fetid swampy covid episode.
This can only help us in November. People need to remember what these people did to us.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:27 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: 18-1
That's not who we are.
Posted by: GOPe
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:27 PM (rNQnT)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 02:27 PM (/k3in)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (fsIaS)
Who knows?
But the GOP is at least keeping the heat on this micro-demon and calling even more attention to his crimes and the whole fetid swampy covid episode.
This can only help us in November. People need to remember what these people did to us.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Where is Nothing Will Happen guy?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (rNQnT)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)
Fauci is an evil mofo that will be judged by a sterner judge than I.
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (EIBfx)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:28 PM (rNQnT)
Currently being held in contempt of Congress it looks like.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (QFchU)
You are a fucking retard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (wOO3z)
Men should not ingest man juice, orally OR anally.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe)
I saw that 3 states have subpoenas against Fauci today. For profiting during the pandemic and his decisions impacting their state businesses and consumers.
Florida, West Virginia and Louisiana.
I could be wrong, but I think I read his pardon was only at the federal,not state, level?
May he go bankrupt and end his days in misery with his ugly wife (if prison is not in his future).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (hzuYO)
Well, I asked all the Playboy cover girls for 2026 over to my apartment for an orgy.
Their response was "not what I envisioned."
Hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
You are a fucking retard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:26 PM (wOO3z)
Men should not ingest man juice, orally OR anally.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe)
"This is about me, isn't it?"
--Peter Bootyjuice.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2026 02:30 PM (N39Ws)
Keep fucking that chicken.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 02:30 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:30 PM (jrgJz)
Bleed him dry. One of the things he'll have to ditch will be his round-the-clock security detail.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 02:31 PM (2Cry5)
Will this do anything?
Michael Scott: "I HOLD YOU... IN CONTEMPT!"
If you've never watched The Office, sorry for the obscure reference.
If you have watched The Office, I'm funny, aren't I?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 02:31 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2026 02:31 PM (N39Ws)
And the data backs this up - the strongest supporters of socialism are highly degreed people making little money and the biggest opponents aren't the rich as a whole, but people without an advanced degree making good money...
Interestingly the answer to that, which few in the GOP are talking about, would be to force colleges to lower costs and point kids to useful degrees...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)
He needs to be sodomized by a pack of rabid hyenas, while kneeling in a burning dumpster full of broken glass and hydrofluoric acid.
Then, he can be punished...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (i9ubo)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)
The Supremes vacated Bannon's conviction.
Given that precedent, there's no way Fauci is prosecuted at all.
But releasing stuff from his personal cell phone is going to be wild.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:
=====
Not the same, Fauci cannot claim executive privilege and did not. Bannon did and the case was whether executive privilege could be asserted even from a past presidency, Biden could have waived it but didn't.
Fauci's problem was analyzed and it started with his opening statement--depending on whether courts find Congressional hearings analogous to court trials, once you open your mouth on the stand to make a statement then you waived your 5th Amendment right. The second is that he was pardoned for likely testimony--again, depends on how it is treated by courts as to whether that pardon made his testimony compellable.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (ZxPkt)
Fauci is an evil mofo that will be judged by a sterner judge than I.
Posted by: Sifty boones
Arnold at least was a brave and effective commander before his treason. Fauci's never done anything praiseworthy in his entire miserable life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
My cousin Tammy the Lot Lizard is a long-time public servant as well. But she has only killed like 4-6 men, tops.
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:34 PM (EIBfx)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Fauci's right hand aide has been indicted and has every reason to throw the other assholes to the wolves to lighten his sentence.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)
College costs what it does because the federal government began backing student loans.
There's every incentive in the world to raise your rates when FedGov is backing the loan notes.
That's step one.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:35 PM (AdHga)
In a sense, that is what makes FOX worse than CNN, because low info conservatives still assume FOX is giving the "Conservative Viewpoint". They are like a spy inside the tent, pretending to be good guys.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2026 02:35 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Anally and Orally at August 06, 2026 02:35 PM (F1rMs)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 02:35 PM (NKszP)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
She did NOT get a pardon, at least that was announced. She wrote a BOOK about how she and her team LIED to the PRESIDENT to get him to do what they WANTED him to do.
Hang that bitch as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2YhKe)
Defend the "Science"!!
Unless the science hurts your feelings or makes you feel uncomfortable.
(gender affirming mutilation, endless vaccines that do nothing)
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (OkYzo)
Well, he did tell us its safe as long as both people mask.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)
Its theatre. Useful theatre politically speaking. If he sees justice before he dies, it will be in some red state court, or Lord willing, in multiple different red state courts . . .
Posted by: but he'll face justice eventually one way or another, hoping for and at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:36 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 02:37 PM (NKszP)
They blinded me with Science!!
Posted by: Thomas Dolby at August 06, 2026 02:37 PM (OkYzo)
In a sense, that is what makes FOX worse than CNN, because low info conservatives still assume FOX is giving the "Conservative Viewpoint". They are like a spy inside the tent, pretending to be good guys.
People hate a traitor and a spy more than than they hate an out and out enemy. See Benedict Arnold.
Fox - you aren't fooling anyone. Just own it.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Guy with a t-shirt at August 06, 2026 02:38 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Ia/+0)
Fauci is an evil mofo that will be judged by a sterner judge than I.
Posted by: Sifty boones
Arnold at least was a brave and effective commander before his treason. Fauci's never done anything praiseworthy in his entire miserable life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
______
This. And, what should come as no surprise, there was a lady involved in Arnold's treason ....
Arnold was one of George Washington's few bad judgments.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (EIBfx)
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Thomas Dolby at August 06, 2026 02:37 PM (OkYzo)
She baffled me with bed shit!!
Posted by: Johnny Depp at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (AdHga)
I wonder if the GOPe thinks that going after Fauci is a good midterm consolation prize for them not passing the SAVE act?
They can do both. Idiots.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (OkYzo)
Then others below them
A nd below those.
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Archimedes
That goes for both sides. The British never really trusted Arnold, either.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (77rzZ)
BA was a quick example of a traitor. Didn't have time for a deep cut. Went with the Greatest Hits album.
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (EIBfx)
They can do both. Idiots.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:40 PM (OkYzo)
But they will shock the world and do neither.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.
It's literally all he wanted.
They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.
Worst personnel decision ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)
I saw that 3 states have subpoenas against Fauci today. For profiting during the pandemic and his decisions impacting their state businesses and consumers.
Florida, West Virginia and Louisiana.
I could be wrong, but I think I read his pardon was only at the federal,not state, level?
May he go bankrupt and end his days in misery with his ugly wife (if prison is not in his future).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:29 PM (hzuYO)
POTUS can only issue a pardon or commutation for Federal crimes, not for state crimes. Fauci better get his squeekhole shored up for the state level charges.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: 18-1
----
His lab assistant, Miss Akimoto
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Yep. His second wife. Who was somehow also connected to Aaron Burr.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
1) the illegal gain-of-function experiments that
2) were performed in what is for all purposes the enemy country of China that
3) led to the deaths of millions of people and
4) unnecessarily crashed economies around the world.
I did NotSee that coming.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:43 PM (l3cgK)
Yep. His second wife. Who was somehow also connected to Aaron Burr.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Make Duals Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (EIBfx)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.
It's literally all he wanted.
They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.
Worst personnel decision ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)
Some would argue that was Divine Providence.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (N39Ws)
https://tinyurl.com/4xfxrb4x
Otto Pen won't save Fauci from state level charges.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (iySPJ)
Fauci could have laundered money, cheated on his taxes, engaged in terrorism, put gasoline in a glass container, burned tires on his property, engaged in espionage, given national security secrets to anybody, trafficked children, guns and drugs across borders, copulate with a bald eagle, and carry fully automatic suppressed SBRs without a background check or license.
There is not a single federal crime that he could have committed boldly and proudly and not face any threat of prosecution.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (xE0sV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (51ygH)
It's literally all he wanted.
They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.
Worst personnel decision ever.
==
Good Lord man, its not like he attended Eton! I mean, jolly self educated bumpkin is no better than an elisted man. Officer? Posh!
Posted by: Whitehall at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: 18-1
----
His lab assistant, Miss Akimoto
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (ZxPkt)
A little known fact:
The 'science' was the doctor's creating Viagra. His hardon made him see her as beautiful suddenly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (2YhKe)
Needs more research.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
Yes, but the greatest HR failure in human history was Whitehall deciding not to permit Washington to be commissioned as a British officer.
It's literally all he wanted.
They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.
Worst personnel decision ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (AdHga)
_______
Snooty British pomposts looked down their noses at a local militia guy? Shocking, I know!
One of the all-time classic "what if" scenarios ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)
It's literally all he wanted.
They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.
Worst personnel decision ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
The Brits were so colossally, stupidly arrogant. Like when they called Ben Franklin in and berated him over the Boston Tea Party. Turned Franklin into a Brit-hater with that one weird trick.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (77rzZ)
https://tinyurl.com/4xfxrb4x
Otto Pen won't save Fauci from state level charges.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)
OVERRULED!!!!
Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at August 06, 2026 02:46 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Oldcat
Pfft. Cheap imposter.
-- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Posted by: Bulg
-------
Look, Degrassy, I collected millions of dollars, you got a job in the planitarium gift shop. Loser.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 02:46 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2026 02:46 PM (tnIxC)
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM
Hmm. I think I'm turning Japanese, was a song about face you make at orgasm. A song tie in?
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (OkYzo)
Fauci is an evil mofo that will be judged by a sterner judge than I.
Posted by: Sifty boones
Arnold at least was a brave and effective commander before his treason. Fauci's never done anything praiseworthy in his entire miserable life.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
Saved the day a few times at the battle of Saratoga that ended with the surrender of an entire Brit Army. Haven't read up in detail but it appears the settling down of the war into relative inactivity after that didn't enhance his career development. They should have tried invading Canada again or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (ZxPkt)
It's literally all he wanted.
They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.
Worst personnel decision ever.
*cough*
Posted by: Judas Iscariot at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (Riz8t)
Yep. His second wife. Who was somehow also connected to Aaron Burr.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Make Duals Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)
https://youtu.be/i5vfw5f1CZo&t=30s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2026 02:46 PM (tnIxC)
One would think, all of them, but they're mostly run by libtard assholes, so........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (2YhKe)
==
Presidential pardons are ONLY federal. Ever. To get a state pardon you need a Governor of the state to sign off. Not gonna happen in a red state.
Posted by: so there's that at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (anL5R)
Brix is (arguably) a more sympathetic target. Whatever she might divulge isn't going to put Fauci any closer to prison. And putting her in jail might backfire.
I've said this before; there are a lot of people, from Congress who authorized the bullshit Fauci recommended, down to the governors and mayors who implemented the lockdowns, to law enforcement, judges, store owners, medical professionals, etc. who are all equally guilty of many different abuses.
Where are the criminal referrals for them?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (6jy2V)
I thought was the Surgeon General? Sure is a lot of parallel duplication. Bureacratic bullshit.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (/wHvr)
"Good Heavens, Miss Akimoto- you're beautiful!"
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (ZxPkt)
It's literally all he wanted.
They called him a provincial militiaman, and that was that.
Worst personnel decision ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
The Brits were so colossally, stupidly arrogant. Like when they called Ben Franklin in and berated him over the Boston Tea Party. Turned Franklin into a Brit-hater with that one weird trick.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:45 PM (77rzZ)
They were like this with a good chunk of actual Brits who didn't go to the right school. Being a colonial was even worse.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (KY+FT)
*cough*
Posted by: Judas Iscariot at August 06, 2026 02:47 PM (Riz8t)
Disagree.
Jesus didn't make mistakes. He voluntarily put into place all the necessary pieces required to save us all.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (OkYzo)
I had to watch the office once when all the office people were sick and had to leave. Bored to death. All I done was answer the phone and take messages. Thought the day would never end. When I left to go home the phone was still ringing.
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 02:49 PM (fV9m3)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (6jy2V)
i can hear her scolding the cat for catching a mouse and bringing it back.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)
You missed the best part. She was her husband's ethics official. She was in charge of making sure he and his office acted ethically.
The swamp is very deep.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (viF8m)
He was angry because General Horatio Gates claimed the victory at Saratoga, when it was really Arnold's courage that won it - and cost him severe wounds. He was later accused of corruption and war profiteering. There's plenty of blame to go around.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (/wHvr)
==
She's actually the bioethicist who is supposed to be making sure he isn't doing shady shit.
Posted by: so there's that at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (YwEeS)
their polling department is even worse than the liberal media's most of the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)
----------------------------
Valerie Anne Smith
@ValerieAnne1970
·
5h
Secretly recorded PFIZER SCIENTISTS exposed the truth they NEVER wanted you to hear.
Nick Karl (Pfizer scientist): Natural immunity from actual COVID gives *better* and more complete antibodies than their vaccine — because the jab only targets the outside protein while the real virus trains your body against the whole thing.
Chris Croce (Senior Pfizer Scientist): You’re protected with natural immunity, not the vaccine… and then drops this: “I work for an evil corporation.”
They signed NDAs to keep quiet.
They knew.
They still pushed mass vaccination on every single person.
Coercion. Mandates. Injuries.
This was never about science.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 02:48 PM (6jy2V)
i can hear her scolding the cat for catching a mouse and bringing it back.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)
There was some "ethicist" that said it was ethical to kill children before the age of two...I forget his excuse. Sounds NotSee to me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (YwEeS)
---------
[whew!]
Posted by: Guy who hired Kim Philby at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 02:52 PM (6jy2V)
Posted by: Don Black, in contempt of Congress at August 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: old chick at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (YwEeS)
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!???
Posted by: John F. Kerry at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: steevy
------
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Richard Blumenthal (D) at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)
They signed NDAs to keep quiet.
They knew.
They still pushed mass vaccination on every single person.
Coercion. Mandates. Injuries.
This was never about science.
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (kX27y)
Someone, anyone, involved in this that signed an NDA needs to show that NDA to Musk. He's likely the ONLY one on earth that might be willing to cover the costs of an NDA to release the TRUTH about the bullshit that we've had done to us by the evils that roam and are supposedly our 'betters.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:53 PM (2YhKe)
He's their god, their reason and excuse. And, indirectly, also got for them and their followers more money to play with than can ever be properly tracked.
No accountability, a good god.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:50 PM (Riz8t)
Well all that and trying to betray West Point to the Brits.
The titular general in charge getting credit is to be expected. Arnold also tended to get a lot of wounds - I think he got shot in his Canada invasion too. I think he's just the type of loose cannon they should have shipped to an active zone and let go nuts, like Patton in WWII.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (fsIaS)
Going to take a month to build this thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Sister Maria Genovese, ODC
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:43 PM
We'll allow it.
Posted by: Car & Driver at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (viF8m)
The Jets just need to let some other team do the drafting for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)
NDAs don't give immunity from illegal activities. GoF is illegal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK)
——
That’s when bizarre went into turbo mode. Naturally conferred immunity is always going to be superior unless we’re talking about something like Polio. But all the “experts” acted like they’d never heard of such a thing.
I caught it in March of 2020, long before any vaxx was a gleam in Pfauzi’s eye. After that, no way was I going to take a vaccine, experimental or not.
“It’s twice as good! Double plus good!”
Sure, Jan
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (/wHvr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)
Eugenics certainly. 'Racial Hygiene' is what the Germans called it iirc. That is pretty much all abortion on demand is.
Selfish too. 'The life of this child is worth less to me than my life as it is without them.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)
Going to take a month to build this thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Sounds like you'd complain if you were being hung by a golden rope.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Jason Arday, Ph.D at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (PiwSw)
They're MURDERING us and they know it.
And nothing will happen to them, ever. Just like China.......
EVERY deadly 'flu' over the last 50 years has come from China. SARS, bird flu, swine flu, covid......ALL of them. Created in a lab in China and distributed around the world.
No accountability.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)
The point is that he wouldn't have considered doing what he did until he was made bitter and angry by his treatment and lack of recognition for his manifold contributions to the war. I'm not excusing it, but sheesh, would it have killed them to recognize what he had accomplished?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)
It's incredible. They actually do draft some good player at other positions, they just can't draft a good QB.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (viF8m)
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That’s when bizarre went into turbo mode. Naturally conferred immunity is always going to be superior unless we’re talking about something like Polio. But all the “experts” acted like they’d never heard of such a thing.
I caught it in March of 2020, long before any vaxx was a gleam in Pfauzi’s eye. After that, no way was I going to take a vaccine, experimental or not.
“It’s twice as good! Double plus good!”
Sure, Jan
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (/wHvr)
The VAXX IS TWICE AS GOOD. You just need to define what it's good at, which in this case is causing strokes, heart attacks, and other side effects.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (enNUy)
NDAs don't give immunity from illegal activities. GoF is illegal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK)
In the US, sure. Not in Ukraine, China....and Pfizer is from Canada.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (2YhKe)
Yeah, that's going to happen when you're out in front, leading the men, as was expected.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)
NDAs don't give immunity from illegal activities. GoF is illegal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK)
Fauci had a written exception in the law that he could authorize it personally.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (uhVAy)
Going to take a month to build this thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)
*thinks about a giant USS Cygnus model*
*shakes head*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)
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I think that was Peter Singer and I think the age might have been up to four years old.
His excuse was that children haven't formed their identity by that point and therefore do not contribute to society. As a result, it should be permissible to eliminate them.
He makes the worst things I find in my cats' litter boxes look good by comparison.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)
Eugenics certainly. 'Racial Hygiene' is what the Germans called it iirc. That is pretty much all abortion on demand is.
Selfish too. 'The life of this child is worth less to me than my life as it is without them.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)
Peter Singer, Emeritus Professor of Bioethics at Princeton.
Posted by: Jason Arday, Ph.D at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (hfIju)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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It's worse than that, much worse. She's the former head of the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH) Clinical Center
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (XeU6L)
Fox News is as liberal as CNN. I despise them."
FOX News is based in NYC. NYC is one of the most liberal cities on earth. There are not enough rock-ribbed conservatives there to staff to the levels which conserve conservatism. When I lived in NYC, I knew several people who worked behind the camera there - they were all liberal. They liked FOX because they were steady payers that weren't going under anytime soon.
I haven't sought out FOX in over twenty years - ever since O'Reilly choked with that Super Bowl Halftime Obama interview. I don't miss them at all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (PiwSw)
TLDR: some leftist said $20 burritos are Trump’s fault. Ben Shapiro said stop eating $20 burritos there are cheaper alternatives, or cook at home The entire left went all “no way bro $20 burrito is what it costs and it’s our constitutional right to eat out every meal”.
The people who whine about things being too expensive spend $100 a day on DoorDash. Then blame Trump that they’re broke. And DSA will fix it all by taxing Elon and making the $20 burrito free.
Posted by: Van Halen at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (Bz1XI)
Hopefully Botox with MRNA poison that fucks him up just as it did to way too many others.
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FCPbW)
He needs to be sodomized by a pack of rabid hyenas, while kneeling in a burning dumpster full of broken glass and hydrofluoric acid.
Then, he can be punished...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (i9ubo)
Are any of those famous Israeli rape dogs beagles per chance?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (9ZFZd)
/I don't much care for the guy.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (JNTt1)
No accountability.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)
Deadly flus can occur without Chinese involvement. The Spanish flu of 1918 killed FAR more people than any flu within the past 50 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (zZu0s)
Fox News is as liberal as CNN. I despise them."
FOX News is based in NYC. NYC is one of the most liberal cities on earth. There are not enough rock-ribbed conservatives there to staff to the levels which conserve conservatism. When I lived in NYC, I knew several people who worked behind the camera there - they were all liberal. They liked FOX because they were steady payers that weren't going under anytime soon.
I haven't sought out FOX in over twenty years - ever since O'Reilly choked with that Super Bowl Halftime Obama interview. I don't miss them at all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 06, 2026 02:59 PM (0CU3H)
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If one were to equate Fox News to a senator, it's at best a Susan Collins and more like a Lisa Murkowski when she feels like she actually has to campaign to win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (sZHUV)
Yep. His second wife. Who was somehow also connected to Aaron Burr
He was under her saddle blanket if you know what I'm sayin
Posted by: Randy (tunin' sum bitch) at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (HcoTw)
They're MURDERING us and they know it.
And nothing will happen to them, ever. Just like China.......
EVERY deadly 'flu' over the last 50 years has come from China. SARS, bird flu, swine flu, covid......ALL of them. Created in a lab in China and distributed around the world.
No accountability.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)
Spanish flu probably came from China, like the Plague in the Middle Ages. There must be just the right mix of bats, birds, pigs, and other animal virii and bacteria that just makes China such a breeding ground...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (l3cgK)
Gates's principal accomplishment in the unsuccessful campaign was to cover 170 miles (270 km) in three days on horseback, heading north in retreat.
One good thing came from that debacle, which was that Nathaniel Greene replaced Gates.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (enNUy)
Can you blame me?
Posted by: nckates phone at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (l3cgK)
Polio vaxx is still natural immunity, they just needed to mess with it to avoid killing a lot of people with actual polio in the process.
But yeah, the 'elites' forgetting how science works from day one was a real tell.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (k1E2D)
You can bet that Cali or NY - again - will use that reasoning to go after Trump after he's out of office.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)
Yes, it was Fauci's wife who signed off on stuff he was doing as "ethical". She was his ethics police.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:01 PM (ExV1e)
GA and NY already have.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (KC5Lt)
NDAs don't give immunity from illegal activities. GoF is illegal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK)
In the US, sure. Not in Ukraine, China....and Pfizer is from Canada.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (2YhKe)
Back during Bush II, it was determined that if you went overseas and conducted yourself in activities illegal in the US (even if legal in said other country), you were prosecutable once you returned to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Which is nonsense. Four-year-old Bulg had plenty of personality.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
I quit Fox election night of 2020, and have never looked back.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)
Deadly flus can occur without Chinese involvement. The Spanish flu of 1918 killed FAR more people than any flu within the past 50 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 03:00 PM (zZu0s)
Wasn't that irradicated? Plus, the human condition was just soooo much worse back then. Health overall was a LOT lower than the average human is now.
Would that flu be as deadly today as it was back then?
I have no idea. I just envision they've been trying to recreate something to match it, then enhance it to be even more deadly......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (2YhKe)
I'd be pissed if they delayed my vote, because an In Contempt of Congress certificate would look great on my wall.
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (FZ29
What does that mean for people who reject their own identity? 🤔
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (fsIaS)
>>Sure, Jan
All medicine is, is telling your body to turn something on, turn something off or do nothing.
Medicines are not super soldier serums, they are a magic trick to get your body to, do the thing the body can or should naturally do.
If you survive polio, you will have lifetime immunity from polio.
The reason why a polio vaccine is preferrable is because polio is life-time debilitating.
A flu, not so much.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 02:57 PM (l3cgK)
Well, also recouping the development costs of the mRNA drug, don't forget (that was a failure due to the side effects observed- the same side effects as were observed when it was used for Chinese Lung AIDS...)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)
My boss at USACE was exactly this sort. Managed to squeak by on other, more competent workers' accomplishments and get himself into a management position that could cover for his inability to actually do the technical work. Then used that position to smack down anyone who might show him up.
Government hierarchies are made for that kind of crap-weaseling.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (hfIju)
Naturally, the self-appointed fact checkers claim there is no evidence this is true. Because the government always tells the truth.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (viF8m)
Back during Bush II, it was determined that if you went overseas and conducted yourself in activities illegal in the US (even if legal in said other country), you were prosecutable once you returned to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (l3cgK)
Fauci only sent money....he didn't go over there and actually perform any experiments of GoF directly, did he?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)
That might have come from China as well as the Chinese records have a major flu in 1917 AND the Great War caused a labor shortage which led to, I think France, bringing in Chinese workers...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
A HUGE deal in the Federal government, now @ Georgetown with him, I think. Yes,
Christine Grady is a distinguished bioethicist who formerly headed the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH) Clinical Center and later (2026) moved to Georgetown University. They married in 1985.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Before during and after.
Posted by: Uhmmm at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (Bz1XI)
Naturally, the self-appointed fact checkers claim there is no evidence this is true. Because the government always tells the truth.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (viF8m)
GoF is still HUGE. Lime disease, that new meat allergy.....all man made.
The fact that NO ONE has investigated the Bill and Melinda foundation, much less shut that bitch down and burn all it's data relating to what they've 'created' over the last 30 years.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2YhKe)
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He had to go to school a long time to get that stupid
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (/wHvr)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)
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Of course, but SCOTUS killed anything going after him for official duties years ago.
Lots of lawsuits, lots of dismissals. And he'll avoid setting foot in places like New York. Holding court in Mar-a-Lago until he passes off this mortal coil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (sZHUV)
January 2021 world-renowned HIV virus researcher Dr. David Ho shares immediate concerns about the COVID shot’s performance according to Fauci’s diary:
“David Ho is doing tests on convalescent sera and sera of people who were vaccinated and is finding disturbing data in both the UK and worse in the RSA mutants. It looks like the vaccine might be compromised.”
“Had regular every 2 weeks call with Bill Gates – Bill and Trevor Mundel know about the issue with the mutations that David Ho is working on.”
FULL STORY HERE: https://x.com/JeffereyJaxen/status/
2085035602458866007
Posted by: KT at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (rdeQO)
Bernie Sanders shuts down endorsing Francesca Hong.
On Pod Save America, asked if he’d jump into the Wisconsin governor’s race:
"I don’t think so. I met Francesca a couple of years ago… she seems very, very nice. But this is a race I’m just not that familiar with"
https://x.com/IAPolls2022/status/2085152267737411618
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)
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Have I got news for you....
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:04 PM (NFX2v)
At the PEAK of the spread of AIDS, no?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (2YhKe)
RFKJr should be in a better position to look into that. If true, I'm sure the Deep State is hiding it well, but he ought to be able to start investigating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (w6EFb)
Christine Grady is a distinguished bioethicist who formerly headed the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH) Clinical Center and later (2026) moved to Georgetown University. They married in 1985.
Posted by: L - No nic
She is there because Trump transferred her to Alaska. She declined.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
I have no idea. I just envision they've been trying to recreate something to match it, then enhance it to be even more deadly......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (2YhKe)
Eh, probably just as deadly if not worse (because of increased population and density.) The Spanish flu was scary in that the reason it worked like it did is that it set off an overreaction in the immune system of healthy people (cytokine storm.) So it was far more deadly to say a 21 year old dude or gal, than a person whose immune system was already compromised, because their immune response to it was less.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (gm9Sb)
That might have come from China as well as the Chinese records have a major flu in 1917 AND the Great War caused a labor shortage which led to, I think France, bringing in Chinese workers...
Posted by: 18-1
From what I've read, it started here in the states, at some Army camp that was training recruits for the war, before any of them had set foot in Europe.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (KC5Lt)
He makes the worst things I find in my cats' litter boxes look good by comparison.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 02:58 PM (FZ29D)
My unscientific study of toddlers at dinner with the free cracker ration in family restaurants comes to the opposite conclusion. They have formed a complete identity as loud messy nuisances who can spackle a booth with uncleanable chewed cracker and run about like idiots and have to be chased down.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: 18-1
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They put Bannon in jail (prison?) for asserting that his testimony was covered by Trump's Executive Privilege, but (And this part I really did not understand) Biden refused to reaffirm it so somehow it was invalid.
Either way, it was very different. They put Bannon in prison because they are commie scum. Fauci is protected because they are commie scum. OK, maybe not so different.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:07 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Which is nonsense. Four-year-old Bulg had plenty of personality.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)
indeed. I wasn't yet five when the bus I was on was pulled over by cops. They came on the bus and asked for me by name, and I was scared to answer, as from the TV shows Mom and Dad watched, the cops only asked for guilty people...I eventually stood up and said it was me, but said, "I didn't do anything!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:07 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Randy (tunin' sum bitch) at August 06, 2026 03:08 PM (HcoTw)
Bernie Sanders shuts down endorsing Francesca Hong.
On Pod Save America, asked if he’d jump into the Wisconsin governor’s race:
"I don’t think so. I met Francesca a couple of years ago… she seems very, very nice. But this is a race I’m just not that familiar with"
https://x.com/IAPolls2022/status/2085152267737411618
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)
What race, chinese or alien?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:08 PM (uhVAy)
Yeah, when I see "The far right only listens to Fox News and does exactly what they tell them!" I snort. Conservatives don't watch Fox News the way they used to. My parents (Boomers) used to love turning on Fox News at night to watch their primetime lineup. Before Tucker left, though, they'd cut the cable and went to streaming only.
Look how many people actually *actively* watch Fox News. It's what, 5 million? In a country of over 300 million. that's not much.
Posted by: pookysgirl, doing the math at August 06, 2026 03:08 PM (Wt5PA)
Being a mad scientist married to the broad who is in charge of saying whether or not you are a mad scientist.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (9c9us)
Back during Bush II, it was determined that if you went overseas and conducted yourself in activities illegal in the US (even if legal in said other country), you were prosecutable once you returned to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:02 PM (l3cgK)
Fauci only sent money....he didn't go over there and actually perform any experiments of GoF directly, did he?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)
And the getaway driver didn't rob the bank...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (l3cgK)
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"Exactly!"
-NY police commissioners
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Piper
That's just the way it's usually done. You leave 'on your own decision.' Our Regional administrator got D.C. or out. He was a lucky one.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)
He authorized it, he had to by the law.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: 18-1
From what I've read, it started here in the states, at some Army camp that was training recruits for the war, before any of them had set foot in Europe.
Posted by: Bulg
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It came from China. That was widely accepted before the Wuhan flu and the propaganda campaign to exonerate China.
Things don't start in military camps with lots of young healthy men. They start in filthy china with their proto-commie pigs and ducks and humans all living in the same hovel.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (9c9us)
The counter to the Lyme disease in ticks as bioweapon vector is the claim that the bacteria have existed in ticks long before Plum Island research.
This is supposedly proven, but I don't enough to be sure myself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (w6EFb)
Plum Island. Gosh darn it, they never could get the cure, though.
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (e1mwr)
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Ostensibly to prosecute kiddie fvckers who tour places in Thailand or wherever. How many have been prosecuted? Never heard any in the news.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, they are grooming toddlers in Kindergarten and Public Libraries
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (/wHvr)
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He had to go to school a long time to get that stupid
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2026 03:05 PM (/wHvr)
Clearly this idiot never raised a kid to four years old. Hell, they have personalities by the time they get pushed out of the womb.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (hfIju)
Posted by: Piper
That's just the way it's usually done. You leave 'on your own decision.' Our Regional administrator got D.C. or out. He was a lucky one.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:09 PM (NFX2v)
We need a special station that we can send anyone we want to quit to so they can refuse and get fired.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy)
Lyme Disease is big topic around here because Lyme, CT is not far away. This entire region is constantly being told to keep an eye out for ticks that can spread it.
Some of us crazy conspiracy theorists have been saying for years that Plum Island is the logical place for it to have escaped. Maybe we can finally get someone like RFK to look into it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (hfIju)
From the somewhat biased testimony of moms, even before in some cases.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:12 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Yes. She did a tremendous amount of work regarding ARC and AIDs. He somehow became the hero after a time.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:12 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: publius
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Fox/henhouse
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Our son had a personality even in utero, not dissimilar to the personality he had as a child and has even now, as a 24-year-old adult.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8
RFK Jr was probably part of the same people who started the conspiracy theory years ago with you.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
When are people gonna quit trying to send us their old trash?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)
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Well, then I guess all the appeals courts that have reversed lower court judges over the past couple of years just stopped existing, then.
As I said, a lot of lawsuits, and a lot of dismissals. District courts will play. The appeals courts will end them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (sZHUV)
Now MarkWayne Mullin is talking about a kinder, gentler, DHS and Rand Paul is at least doing a job.
It's almost like ace makes the dumbest choice every time he's presented with one.
Posted by: Spinning like a Dervish to keep up with Ace's new political convictions. at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (TH4O4)
Posted by: KT at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (rdeQO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (XeU6L)
More like old hag, not really a fox.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (hfIju)
The jingle for the vaccine would kill us all.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (9c9us)
Posted by: KT at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (rdeQO)
Star hunting or money hunting probably.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
It's almost like ace makes the dumbest choice every time he's presented with one.
Posted by: Spinning like a Dervish to keep up with Ace's new political convictions. at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (TH4O4)
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Mullin has supercharged immigration enforcement since he took over. June set a record for arrests and deportations. July broke that record.
Mullin's comments to the state governors were about trying to get them to work with DHS like Texas and Florida do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:15 PM (sZHUV)
The jingle for the vaccine would kill us all.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (9c9us)
Only GoF can put the Lyme in the Coconut...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:15 PM (l3cgK)
And remember, Rand Paul just found out that Bill Gates had DOE Q level security clearance. And that means he could've been "read in" into all sorts of shit they were doing.
For his own profit, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:15 PM (w6EFb)
The jingle for the vaccine would kill us all.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (9c9us)
That would be a good thing, as the mixture is touted to make you 'feel better'
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:15 PM (uhVAy)
We need a special station that we can send anyone we want to quit to so they can refuse and get fired.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Dark comedy idea:
But what if they DON'T quit?
DISTRICT OF THE DAMNED -- The worst bureaucrats in the nation are sent to run an obscure desert town.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ)
You know who else made bank off AIDS? The Clinton Foundation.
When Hillary was SOS she was also in charge of USAID. That would be the same USAID that also gave a grant to the EcoHealth Alliance for gain of function research in Wuhan.
And that's why Fauci is being protected.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)
Naturally, the self-appointed fact checkers claim there is no evidence this is true. Because the government always tells the truth.
Posted by: JackStraw
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On the face, it would really be a stretch.
They do GoF two ways -- gene insertion, and serial passage. Lyme was before we had the tech for gene insertion, and even serial passage requires gene insertion into whatever media you are using as host. For example, they make mice with human genes to give them the right receptors to be relevant, and then they do serial passage using generations of mice. All that was not possible when Lyme was first found.
So, not saying impossible, but he has to provide extraordinary evidence for it to be believable.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:17 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (9c9us)
"1-877-Shotz-For Tots
1-877-Shotz-For Tots"
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)
You know who else made bank off AIDS? The Clinton Foundation.
When Hillary was SOS she was also in charge of USAID. That would be the same USAID that also gave a grant to the EcoHealth Alliance for gain of function research in Wuhan.
And that's why Fauci is being protected.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)
So could you say that Fauci has information that could lead to the arrest and prosecution of Hillary?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (9ZFZd)
Did they put caviar and Wagyu steak in it?
I can buy a perfectly good burrito from the store at about $2.50.
If I really want to get crazy I can buy all the ingredients and make it myself and get 10 burritos for $20.
Too lazy, or too ignorant, to cook?
Then don’t complain about the price if takeout delivered by DoorDash.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (6ydKt)
Still watch Fox Business
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (KY+FT)
https://x.com/RealestMercury/status/
2085438698993184778
But, remember, Trump will never actually hurt Iran because he's so desperate for a deal and will accept literally anything to get Iran to reaccept the Obama-Iran deal that he himself tore up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: Oldcat
Technically, it was part of being a manager. Refuse & one was supposed to be unloaded. But...
Now lower graded, they pushed someone until they could claim insubordination or potential threats of violence. A very nasty game, largely union backed too.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (9c9us)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (rHgXV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
The only reason Fox was ever considered conservative is their news room was only 65% Democrat, not 99%.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (vJrRc)
They put Bannon in jail (prison?) for asserting that his testimony was covered by Trump's Executive Privilege, but (And this part I really did not understand) Biden refused to reaffirm it so somehow it was invalid.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:07 PM (ppr2L)
Yeah, that's totally not going to turn around and bite the Biden Cabal in the ass...
*looks at Congressional GOPe*
Oh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
When are people gonna quit trying to send us their old trash?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)
Its cold and far off. New Jersey is too close to nicer spots, even if worse than AK. Pray for Alberta to join the US, and some swamp in Alberta might become the crap posting of choice and save you the trouble.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (uhVAy)
Just some brief looking into this. Supposedly the Lyme disease bacteria goes back 60,000 years in NA. And supposedly that "Ice Man" mummy they discovered showed evidence of that bacteria in his system.
Note that none of that would preclude GoFing or similar of that bacteria if say you were trying to weaponize ticks using some existing bacteria already adapted to ticks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (w6EFb)
The wind wake you up again ? 😃
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (KY+FT)
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Remember, most Hispanics consider themselves white because there are social pressures to identify with Hispanic/Iberian roots in Latin America and the fact that there is a very large percentage of actually Spanish decent in the region.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (sZHUV)
Five new technologies designed, built and operating. More than we've had in the last fifty years.
No, I am not tired of winning yet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (IG3/x)
And the other counterargument to that is that ticks would be a piss-poor bioweapon vector. Too slow.
But I don't know about that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (w6EFb)
Still watch Fox Business
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (KY+FT)
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Yeah.
Fox has one of the most Democrat-leaning pollsters out of all media pollsters. It's kind of a funny irony when you think about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (9c9us)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
When are people gonna quit trying to send us their old trash?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)
Right? I can’t remember where, but if I recall, it was a very, very remote lab site. This is by memory and a lot has happened since then, lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Russia had big investment in blaming US for creating AIDS because they understood it would cleave off blacks (who don't trust gov and were one of the big early victims) and make them become marxist. China does the same, and ramped it up after Wuhan flu to throw mud in the air.
So a lot of this anti-US stuff is just propaganda. Not saying all of it is false, but be very very skeptical.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (KY+FT)
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Remember, most Hispanics consider themselves white because there are social pressures to identify with Hispanic/Iberian roots in Latin America and the fact that there is a very large percentage of actually Spanish decent in the region.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (sZHUV)
Hispanics are so racist...they look down on the darker shades. My Mexican ancestry has White Spaniards, Black Slaves, and Mexican Indians in it, so it doesn't matter much to me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (l3cgK)
https://tinyurl.com/4uyzm9d2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (rHgXV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (KY+FT)
I don't think RFK is pulling stuff out of his ass. He has all the data at his disposal now and he said it again last Sunday.
Seriously, knowing that they lied and literally shut down the entire world over an "impossible" virus we know have proof they created would anyone be surprised if they did it before?
My only question is how many times have they done this before?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 03:19 PM (9c9us)
Can he be shipped to Canada? They like youth in Asia there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (oSxZ7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 03:21 PM (KY+FT)
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Charlton Heston played a completely believable Mexican in Touch of Evil.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (sZHUV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: polynikes
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ha, now my schedule has shifted. I will have to be sleep deprived for a week to fix it.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (ppr2L)
Posted by: Both Assholes at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (F1rMs)
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Having some trouble here with pronunciation. I wonder how the newsheads are doing it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:22 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)
Fun fact: The Army officer who was sent to Alaska in 1867 to take possession of it from the Russians was named Jefferson Davis. He had served at Ft. Sumter when it was fired on, and later murdered another Union officer, but was kept on because the Union Army was so short of competent officers at the time.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)
I watch Fox for the jokes. Gutfeld and Watters.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (enNUy)
But what if they DON'T quit?
DISTRICT OF THE DAMNED -- The worst bureaucrats in the nation are sent to run an obscure desert town.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ)
That's why its in AK. On the tundra, cable to the rest of the world is only for official messages, manual typewriters with carbon paper, and lots of requests for reports of 500 pages or more. Lots of loaded revolvers stashed about in case they get the urge. We could move them to an Antarctic station when summer in AK starts.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 03:13 PM (hfIju)
Indeed. At the very least they could assign them to Adak, where they wouldn't bother anyone else.
Or maybe one of those uninhabited Cold War Air Force startions that get visited maybe once a year to service the radar and repair the runway (I think the Air Force made a wise decision there, by the way... keeping the runways maintained means they could have a base back up and running pretty damned quick, should it become necessary).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (IG3/x)
(looks at calendar.... yep, still 2026)
Allow me to gently suggest that your idea of conditions in Alaska might be a bit... outdated.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (enNUy)
According to AI, Idaho had a black as their state Miss back in 1964...so she was a black that wore the sash that said "Miss Idaho"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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BIL served at a radar site up there. Bonus for me when he retired, he gave me some of his cold weather gear.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)
Several years prior to the Spanish Flu there was a great outbreak of Polio in New York City, in the area that the Rockefeller Institute was working with serial passage of Polio to monkeys to try and find the causative agent that was reliably infectious, so they could try to find a cure or a preventative.
Knowing this, I wonder if the Rockefeller institute or some US Army spawned copy of it was trying to work with something like this at Fort Riley.
It was speculated during the war, prior to the US entry, that the Germans were working on "germ warfare" and it was a serious concern to the Brits. It would have been absolutely stupid for Wilson to sign off on something insanely dangerous like this, and Wilson really thought he was hot shit that could only succeed if he did insanely dangerous shit like this
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2026 03:20 PM (l3cgK)
It's not really racist, its classist. The Upper class mixes less with natives and goes home to Spain, the middle and lower have less clout. Brazil is the same way, with the addition of black genes from slaves to the mix.
That's also why the rape crimes against the lower class white girls in England get so little play there. The upper and middle classes aren't gonna sweat abuse of the lower classes, even if genetically there is no difference.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:28 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Interesting, thought a non-touchable.
The largest island in the Gulf and sits in the Strait of Hormuz, separated from the Iranian mainland by the Clarence Strait. It functions as a major free trade zone and boasts the Hara mangrove forests, salt caves, and a history shaped by Portuguese and Persian rule.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)
Another fun fact: when the transfer became official on October 18, 1867, the chattel slaves held by the Tlingit (and some other tribes) were automatically emancipated, making them the last slaves to be freed what is now the territory of the United States.
The Indians were pissed off about it, too.
"Juneteenth" my ass.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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BIL served at a radar site up there. Bonus for me when he retired, he gave me some of his cold weather gear.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)
Another use for a US Greenland Territory.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (uhVAy)
The largest island in the Gulf and sits in the Strait of Hormuz, separated from the Iranian mainland by the Clarence Strait. It functions as a major free trade zone and boasts the Hara mangrove forests, salt caves, and a history shaped by Portuguese and Persian rule.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 03:29 PM (NFX2v)
no reason for any geographic feature to be untouchable with our tech to drop a strike on an open window should we care to do so.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)
I was born at Ellsworth AFB and my father served temp assignments at Minot. After he retired and we moved to Louisiana, all of his AF winter apparel became overkill. The gloves were awesome though.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (KC5Lt)
(looks at calendar.... yep, still 2026)
Allow me to gently suggest that your idea of conditions in Alaska might be a bit... outdated.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:25 PM (IG3/x)
it won't be outdated when I intentionally set up such conditions. Hardship with a capital H and A
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:32 PM (uhVAy)
Indeed. At the very least they could assign them to Adak, where they wouldn't bother anyone else.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:23 PM (IG3/x)
We could easily sell them on the idea, the island is an outdoor enthusiast's paradise. I mean, Adak even has it's own National Forest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adak_National_Forest
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 03:34 PM (y9nCu)
IMO, Minot is far more bleak than any major base in Alaska. Maybe some of the mothballed stations in the high Arctic that I mentioned above would be comparable, but certainly not JBER or even Eielson.
For one thing, Eielson has trees.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:36 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 06, 2026 03:18 PM (sZHUV)
I know, it makes me cry salty tears of shame out of the humiliation Trump's inability to come to a decision gives me
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 03:39 PM (rbvCR)
It's a spendy trip, but apparently worth it to some.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 03:43 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 03:10 PM (ppr2L)
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Pigs, ducks, chickens, and people all eating and shitting in the same place with no sanitation - what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 03:56 PM (JNTt1)
Lyme Disease is big topic around here because Lyme, CT is not far away. This entire region is constantly being told to keep an eye out for ticks that can spread it.
Some of us crazy conspiracy theorists have been saying for years that Plum Island is the logical place for it to have escaped. Maybe we can finally get someone like RFK to look into it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)
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They should attack the ticks/Lyme Disease like they attacked the New World Screw Worm: breed a shitload of sterile males to mate with the females which will then produce no offspring. Wipe out all the ticks. This would greatly impact the only marsupial native to North America - the opossum, a voracious tick eater.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 04:00 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: KT at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (rdeQO)
Star hunting or money hunting probably.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)
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Isn't Bill Gates on record as stating that 90% of the humans on the planet need to die to save the earth? My gut tells me this was his first attempt.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2026 04:04 PM (JNTt1)
Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream, Screaming "I'm Doing This for My Children!"
You probably have cleared your organic hard-drive of this nasty buffoon. He's the guy who ruined Miss America aspirant's chances by demanding she say that transgenders should be allowed to compete in Miss America. When she -- rather stunned by the question -- babbled out a careful answer that ultimately ended in "no," Hilton declared her answer "ugly."
His whole career, if you can call it that, consisted of spreading gossip and attacking people posting pictures of his enemies after having crudely drawn semen on their faces. He then paid a surrogate to give him a couple of Fashion Accessory Children and disappeared into a well-earned obscurity. Apparently he's not handling that obscurity well.Cutting himself with a kitchen knife, they mean.
Perez Hilton Is Hospitalized After Appearing to Harm Himself on Livestream Law enforcement and emergency workers responded to Mr. Hilton's house after he appeared to hurt himself on a TikTok stream Tuesday.
Perez Hilton, the celebrity blogger, was hospitalized after he appeared to harm himself on camera during a TikTok livestream on Tuesday, the authorities said. The Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office said Wednesday morning that Mr. Hilton had been transported from his home in Miami to a hospital, where he was receiving medical attention after "livestreaming acts of self-harm on social media." Video clips and screenshots from the livestream circulated widely online, appearing to show Mr. Hilton, 48, in distress and injuring himself on camera.
A representative for Mr. Hilton, Dante Rusciolelli, wrote in an email on Wednesday that he had no additional information on Mr. Hilton's condition. "Our focus remains on Perez's health, recovery, and the privacy of both him and his family during this incredibly difficult time," he said. Later on Wednesday, a statement on Mr. Hilton's website said, "We can confirm that Perez is receiving medical care, and our family's focus right now is on his well-being." "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.There is a disturbing clip of his Tik Tok Cutting Sesh on X. I wouldn't watch it. It shows him covered in his own blood screaming "I'm doing this for my children!" Video here. What he can do for his children is not contest Florida's likely move to take his children away and place them in the home of a non-lunatic.
*checks to see why Perez Hilton is trending* pic.twitter.com/Fnntge5ujx
— Mike, the Brooklyn smartass *or so I've been told* (@brooklynmike21) August 5, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Open Channel D at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (qkj0f)
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (KsZMV)
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Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:23 PM (wOO3z)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:23 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 01:24 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM (wOO3z)
Beats other parts of the country taking people's children away for not letting teachers sexually mutilate them
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)
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Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM
Repossessed?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (2UnvF)
I'd say most of them end up on the left, but there are broken people everywhere.
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Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (Sco7b)
Endorsing muzzies won't make them like Jews, Chuckie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 01:28 PM (/k3in)
There are a whole lot of sickos out there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 01:28 PM (2Cry5)
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I was just about to skim right past this post
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)
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Jesus.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (enNUy)
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Well, at least he's classy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)
You mean to tell me that this creepy mentally-ill leeching weirdo is a creepy mentally-ill leeching weirdo?
I shan't believe it. I just shan't!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)
Ace really doesn't give himself enough credit.
He's way out in front of Perez Hilton in my book of Important Gay Bloggers.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (2YhKe)
Didn't Carrie Prejean, the contestant that he ruined, recently go on a rant about Israel and the JOOS, or something?
Posted by: Bulg
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She revealed herself as a kook some time ago.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (mmrXZ)
Style Guide says the second 'shan't' should be 'shannot'. Moose out front should have told ya.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)
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Yeah, she's a Tuqr-Candace-style joosdidit chick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (i9ubo)
Are we sure the Perez Hilton video wasn't
a campaign ad?
Cuz based on his argument, Ol' Perri would make as good a Senator for Florida as Talarico would for Texas.
He's got my vote!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (KsZMV)
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Bro's got this?
https://tinyurl.com/y6phk3fk
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)
Washington ranks 45th in tax competitiveness according to the Tax Foundation, and has elected actual communists to Congress.
Washington can go fuck itself.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:34 PM (IG3/x)
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Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)
Sick.
Burn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (2YhKe)
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Posted by: PaleRider at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (PV+Zw)
Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream, Screaming "I'm Doing This for My Children!"
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When the thing you do is bad enough that no clickbait headline could make it sound any more interesting, that's how you know it's bad.
"Perez Hilton Made One Mistake - Then Everything Changed"
"The Surprising Side of Perez Hilton No One Talks About"
"You Won't Believe What Perez Hilton Has Been Up To!"
"The Real Reason Perez Hilton Was Hospitalized"
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (fsIaS)
The world is full of broken people.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Add money/power and stir. Yields one serving of personal disaster.
Seems like this has been a toxic combo going back to ancient history. Not much we can do about it except keep exhorting people to raise and educate their kids well.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (mmrXZ)
***
Thanks for my laugh for the day.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Bulg
Looks like so. The whole state and OR have dozens of fires. But this is called summer.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (diia5)
I never liked the term "self harm." Sounds like a vague euphemism for what it really is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)
Well, to be fair..."Sloppy Masturbation with a Knife" doesn't just roll off the tongue.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (8mulE)
What broken, drugged up, mentally insane lunatics won't do for attention these days.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah, more dry weather is causing them to flare up again, from what I'm seeing.
But the solution isn't begging for money from out of state.
The solution is pitchforks and torches in Olympia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (IG3/x)
Bet she ain't no Piper!
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (fV9m3)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (2CeDH)
Well, he was right about this. His "children" are certainly much better off without their dangerous, lunatic "father" around.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)
Interestingly, Deadline didn't cover this. I was surprised. However, since it's a Hollywood thread, they did have this about a movie I'm amazed is being made.
EXCLUSIVE: Here is your first full trailer for Jonathan Majors‘ comeback movie, Run Hide Fight: Infidels, a sequel of sorts to The Daily Wire‘s 2020 movie Run Hide Fight.
The film sparked a level of controversy online five weeks ago when its provocative logline was revealed as follows:
“When radical Islamic terrorists hijack a liberal college’s pro-Palestine encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute infidels in a makeshift caliphate, a ragtag band of red-blooded students, a security guard tired of ‘Uncle Tom’ smears, and a Delta Force vet must arm up to save their clueless peers and keep America from surrendering to the enemy on its own soil.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 01:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:39 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (6jy2V)
The weather and the arsonists, yes.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (uzmqU)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (6jy2V)
His chosen spirit has long since taken over, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (2YhKe)
___
*wipes screen*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (3fZgy)
The world is full of broken people.
I'd say most of them end up on the left, but there are broken people everywhere.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (N1DT3)
I wouldn't go so far as to say that all commies are broken, kookoo bananas nut cases. But I WILL say that all broken, kookoo bananas nut cases turn out to be commies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (T7fic)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......
A lobotomy and an exorcism?
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (UjdFS)
No one can replace Piper. I miss her.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)
Damn pet caused tumors........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (uzmqU)
Mental illness + heavy drugs = very very bad
Gay men are usually heavy into meth. That's one of the worst drugs out there. Run away.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
If you want to see a cool, non-self harm video, some astronomers did indeed manage to image the dust cloud caused by that Falcon 9 2nd stage impact on the Moon the other night:
https://t.ly/9GYMo
That's some pretty damned impressive imaging. Note how the disc of the Moon is blacked out. To actually see the dust, it had to be so overexposed that the Moon itself would be saturated whiteout. I don't know how they managed this, but it's quite impressive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (w6EFb)
(closed captioning for the sarcasm-impaired: not really)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (uzmqU)
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The sad thing is the Book of Important Gay Bloggers has sold more copies than the Hitchhikers' Guide the Galaxy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (dIske)
Gay men are usually heavy into meth. That's one of the worst drugs out there. Run away.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
I'm betting he was on a serious regimen of anti-depressants, pain killers and ketamine.
Do a tox. I bet he's a smorgasbord of pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (y9nCu)
True enough. Some of them are murderous sociopathic nut cases.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (wOO3z
Thank you. I didn't want to bring it up, but if that ever happened to me, I want to slice too.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (Sco7b)
(closed captioning for the sarcasm-impaired: not really)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (IG3/x)
A 50 year old on Tik Tok is even more surprising. Look, as a parent you need to leave something for your kids to rebel against you about.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (uhVAy)
Schumer endorses Abdul El-Sayed then, within hours . . .
Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
El Sayed Backs Chris Van Hollen to Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader
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Lie down with dogs, Chuckie, get up with fleas.
P.S. I'm not sure I should thank Jesus for this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)
Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)
And yet, the left can't stop shitting on capitalism and all the benefits it grants to even the most worthless, talent free jackwagons........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)
Yep. He came on the blogging scene when Paris was the It Girl du jour.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (vTZFs)
Yes. Quite the limelight he chose to sunbathe in........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (2YhKe)
Do a tox. I bet he's a smorgasbord of pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)
That's why drug users should be poor. That way you can only afford so much crap to pour into your body.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fortunately, sous-videing kills all the fleas.
-- B. Hussein Obama
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)
Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)
Shouldn't be be mowing Elizabeth Warren's lawn?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)
Yep. He came on the blogging scene when Paris was the It Girl du jour.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)
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I vaguely remembering him being the center of some celebrity scandal a couple of decades ago. Don't think he was the cause so much as the dude who brought it to light.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (H5Io+)
I am really concerned by this trend of buying children this way. I honestly have no idea what, if anything, can be done. Surrogacy can be very helpful to loving couples who would be great parents. But it's also being used by awful people who shouldn't be around children at all.
I suppose this is true of most things. Evil people can extort just about anything. But I don't see much difference between rich people buying children from desperate families and rich people paying a surrogate to give birth to a child. Most western people would see the issue with the first.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (mkw2N)
Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)
Being named Mario should have been a far more popular tik tok name than Perez Hilton.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: The Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I'm more a may he feel the fires of Hell kind of guy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (ndZc7)
Yep. He came on the blogging scene when Paris was the It Girl du jour.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)
I guess I missed my opportunity to blog stupid gossip shit after Kim Kardashian's porno came out.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (7vHVU)
Mental illness + heavy drugs = very very bad
Gay men are usually heavy into meth. That's one of the worst drugs out there. Run away.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
I knew that lithium can be bad for your kidneys, and that's why Pooky had metabolic panels done biannually, but I didn't know about lithium intoxication until his kidneys were trying to shut down. He was convinced he was in a space station, fighting off aliens (the nurses) and a witch (me). Don't worry, he's since apologized.
Posted by: pookysgirl has had a rocky year at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: little people at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (ehY6c)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (S0M0K)
I wanted to watch it. It can't stand him.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (NpAcC)
Nice reply to muslim whining by a Japanese woman:
https://instapundit.com/815074/
Should pretty much be the standard American reply as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (iJfKG)
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So, Hilton was never Marriot?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (ohSsM)
Schumer endorsed El Sayed ???
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (qwype)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (JvZF+)
what does that mean??
"DDHQ Michigan senate ratings change following Abdul El-Sayed primary win
🔵 Lean D -> 🟡 Toss-up
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (51ygH)
I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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In all seriousness, "Perez Hilton," as he billed himself, was a HUGE internet star until TMZ caught him and celebrities took to Instagram and started breaking their own news and releasing their own sex tapes. At times, I confess, I found him catchy and funny. I remember a picture of Lindsey Lohan he posted stumbling out of some club leaning on someone in her retinue and Hilton captioned it "Lindsey Lohan exits club with seeing eye friend."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (mkw2N)
Well off folks in the past often helped raise poorer folks' kids if they showed promise. William Tecumseh Sherman was 'part adopted' by the rich Senator in town, he had to add William to his name to have a Christian name for the new family. His mom lived nearby with IIRC his other siblings.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (uhVAy)
Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)
Should have gone with Rico Suave Lorenzo Llamas.
Posted by: It's All Make Believe at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (wVcYX)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (S0M0K)
Did you loose your ballsack in a poker game?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (JvZF+)
I'm starting to think she likes that treatment...
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Oldcat
The guy who adopted Sherman was the first Secretary of the Interior. Sherman married his daughter.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)
I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
🔵 Lean D -> 🟡 Toss-up
Isn't that the least "dramatic" change possible?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2Cry5)
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Who are you to break up this family!!
-the child welfare
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)
I don't think you need invoke Satan for the motivation of an influencer on the downside of their career deciding to do something big to gain one more viral splash.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (uhVAy)
Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream
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A good start.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (lsrsS)
Leave Brittany alone!
(Yeah, different idiot...)
Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (wOO3z)
what does that mean??
"DDHQ Michigan senate ratings change following Abdul El-Sayed primary win
🔵 Lean D -> 🟡 Toss-up
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (g47mK)
The circular firing squad is going to be absolutely epic. The Dems believe Michican and Texas are both winnable. Michigan actually IS winnable for them.
They're going to lose them both.
And black Dems are going to scream and rage that they WOULD HAVE WON both seats if they had only listened to what black Dems said they wanted.
Just in time for Kamala's primary race to begin.
Absolutely *chefs kiss*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (AdHga)
"
@jarvis_best
3h
What each political faction is doing to lower the cost of burritos:
- Libertarian: import 40 million immigrants from burrito making countries, destroy country but hey things are cheap
- MAGA: Tweet about it. Do nothing.
- Liberal: Vow to form a Congressional Burrito Cost Study Committee, which will recommend the creation of a United States Burrito Agency. The USBA will have the authority to review and approve of burrito prices after all stakeholders have been consulted. Burrito NGOs are expected to make billions from government grants.
Trad con: Point out that burritos are cheaper if you fill them with dirt instead of meat.
DSA: Run for office on a platform of beheading the fat cats at Big Burrito. Win in a landslide. Have the lawyers release a statement that as it turns out you aren’t ALLOWED to behead people for burrito crimes. Time magazine names you Person of the Year anyway"
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)
also US Senator from Ohio by the time of the ACW.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)
I think you misspelled 'exorcism.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (2YhKe)
I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
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*sadz*
Posted by: Santa Ana Ramada Inn at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (amcLV)
I love seeing the geriatric Dems tie themselves to him and Piker.
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (7vHVU)
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A good start.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (lsrsS)
I don't see why we are complaining about a good job of editing.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (T7fic)
Don't get all weepy when performs that gay ass Robin Hood song.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (wOO3z)
That's the beer break signal
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (S0M0K)
I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Jesus Red Roof Inn
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (rNQnT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM
Dude...that's not how you're supposed to do whippets.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: runner
https://tinyurl.com/yc4a297d
You know, like cockroaches endorsing Raid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (ndZc7)
I did see a photo of him yesterday, lying in a hospital bed. Unsure when it was taken as maybe he's had a dramatic turn in the past.
He had a nasogastric tube & I wondered why. Not enough to read the article or his past medical history, however. I am not interested in this gossip fag.
Incredibly sad that surrogates or adoption agencies give babies & children to homos and lesbos. They then corrupt their minds & are later proud to be the parents of transoids.
The bs of love is love & Chad has two mommies is evil. Nothing good can come of brainwashing these kids from an early age. Look at Rosie's daughter who's now in prison.
Children need a mother & father in their lives. Preferably in marriage, unless one is abusive & divorce follows. The divorce curve has not changed much since we got married 47yrs ago...it was 50/50 then to not divorce and peaked in 1981. Now 41% because I looked it up. Possibly less weddings since the '80's?
While I know I am blessed.. was I just lucky or did I go into it knowing he would not change, loved him as he is, and we were fine with neither changing?
Marry your best friend.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)
"loose" made the comment even funnier!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (S0M0K)
I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
Paco Bell Resort Motel.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (51ygH)
Posted by: Esperman at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (lXuCG)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (/k3in)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (S0M0K)
Did you loose your ballsack in a poker game?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM
I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)
I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
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*sadz*
Posted by: Santa Ana Ramada Inn at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (amcLV)
Castilla Motel 6? uhhh...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (g47mK)
MAGA: Use special forces to topple a leftist regime in a key burrito making nation. More burritos in that country, no difference in burritos in the US.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (txoHD)
He's way out in front of Perez Hilton in my book of Important Gay Bloggers.
Posted by: garrett
==
Literally no one at AOS HQ raises an eyebrow over the fact that Garrett has his very own book of Important Gay Bloggers. Because of course he does.
Posted by: Crocs say it in a special way at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (7vHVU)
Posted by: Chuy at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (iySPJ)
"loose" made the comment even funnier!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (S0M0K)
So, you're admitting it? You've changed, man.......
You really need to separate yourself from the fashion part of the ONT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)
you can put it on your X feed, like the other guy
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)
leftist. Of course he is on drugs, they all are. Or 'self care' as they call it.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
You can actually say you saw someone open for someone else and have it be a joke?
Does the Style Guide know this?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)
I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)
That was before Bryan Adams traded his nuts in for an extension of his career by writing songs with his vagina.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (/k3in)
I suppose this is true of most things. Evil people can extort just about anything. But I don't see much difference between rich people buying children from desperate families and rich people paying a surrogate to give birth to a child. Most western people would see the issue with the first.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Some things are above commerce and should not be bought or sold. The values of the marketplace always end up in the gutter of humanity.
Like it appears true that Carthaginian families bought kids so that when the time came to sacrifice a kid to Molech, they put forward the adoptee. For a long time modern asshole historians argued that was just a myth--it wasn't--that whole rancid Phoenician culture practiced child sacrifice and they spread it to their colonies like Carthage. Archealogical evidence is on the Roman historian's side there.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (wOO3z)
You can actually say you saw someone open for someone else and have it NOT be a joke?
Does the Style Guide know this?
Posted by: Bulg
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (oCS0o)
All four people watching thought it was a Halloween gag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (51ygH)
While I know I am blessed.. was I just lucky or did I go into it knowing he would not change, loved him as he is, and we were fine with neither changing?
Marry your best friend.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (hzuYO)
M-M marriages/relationships have about half the breakup rate of M-F. F-F have about double. So the M-M marriages might be bringing down the average.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (KY+FT)
Posted by: Octochicken
Nowadays if someone shoot you in the street, you get a bunch of people around your dying body taking selfies and video to put on the internet. So I can see why it took 30 minutes before someone made a call.
Plus so much of the shit on the internet is fake and gay anyway so they might have thought it was a stunt.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (ndZc7)
Also, according to reports by The New York Times, Hilton brought in about $3,000 monthly directly from TikTok's Creator Fund before losing his original footprint on the app.
Hilton has faced a highly turbulent relationship with TikTok. He was permanently banned from his initial account (which had 1.6 million followers) in December 2020 for violating community guidelines regarding harassment and bullying.
"Perez Hilton Is Hospitalized After APPEARING to Harm Himself on Livestream." And then TikTok shutdown Perez' newest account.
5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating.
BTW, he was born Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. and chose his pseudonym as a play on Paris Hilton. He's 48 and has three kids, roughly 9 to 13. He used different gestational surrogates for each pregnancy, but all three children share the same anonymous egg donor. Hopefully, none of his genes were involved.
Loser. Taxpayers will be keeping him and his kids, too.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (NFX2v)
I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
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*sadz*
Posted by: Santa Ana Ramada Inn at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (amcLV)
Hola!
Posted by: Gonzalez Super 8 at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Wally at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (avzFa)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (oCS0o)
All four people watching thought it was a Halloween gag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (2YhKe)
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There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)
5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating.
I think you mean 5150......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Radio Free at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Don't know what pathos means but he's always been a jack ass and seeing those he shepherded for so many years turn on him is pleasing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:05 PM (51ygH)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Because the secret sauce is unfaithfullness is baked into the M-M relationship--the number of partners of gays of a typical male gay makes even leaves Bonnie Blue in awe.
But both M-M and F-F have high rates of domestic violence compared with M-F with lesbians ahead of every grouping except bisexual women.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:05 PM (E4rtv)
You really need to separate yourself from the fashion part of the ONT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)
Yeah, I'm going. He's a great performer from what I've seen in vids. Never saw him live so kind of a check the box thing. Pat Benatar is the opening act. Going with my sister. Should be a good time.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (S0M0K)
But both M-M and F-F have high rates of domestic violence compared with M-F with lesbians ahead of every grouping except bisexual women.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:05 PM (E4rtv)
Although the F-F couple and their adopted black daughter have calmed, or just kept it indoors, over the last couple years, all the did was yell at each other.....and the kid. I never heard them talk, only yelling all the time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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He looked like bloody meat loaf.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (51ygH)
I think you mean 5150......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)
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5051 is where thy hospitalize you for no reason at all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
To quote Jimmy Durante singing "Make Someone Happy"
Fame, if you win it,
Comes and goes in a minute,
Where's the real stuff in life, to cling to?
Love is the answer
Someone to love is the answer
Once you've found her
Build your world around her
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (51ygH)
Most recipes suggest ketchup for meatloaf
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (uhVAy)
Yeah, I'm going. He's a great performer from what I've seen in vids. Never saw him live so kind of a check the box thing. Pat Benatar is the opening act. Going with my sister. Should be a good time.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (S0M0K)
Well, hopefully Benatar has gotten better over the years. SpongeBro saw her headline at Six Flags once. Huey Lewis opened for her. Her show was so boring, they brought Lewis back out to 'assist.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Charity Realities at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Bz1XI)
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I was just about to skim right past this post
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (JvZF+)
The genius of Ace. Skip past this otherwise uninteresting post when that grenade was thrown into it?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (9ZFZd)
Trump to Iran: We will destroy you!
Iran to Trump: We will do nothing and you will destroy yourselves!
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (88C+u)
CNN - sen Paul to give Fauci prosecution to DOJ
MS Now z- Katy Tur - not topless yet - majority of Americans give Trump failing grade on economy
FoxNews - Madmani and communism bad
CBC - Trump tariffs on Canada
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)
I think you mean 5150......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)
5051 / 5150 - whatever it takes
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (S0M0K)
5051 is where thy hospitalize you for no reason at all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (amcLV)
A 5150 hold is California's 72-hour involuntary psychiatric hold.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)
That was before Bryan Adams traded his nuts in for an extension of his career by writing songs with his vagina.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM
Yeah...to be fair this was about 20 years ago.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)
👍 5150 mental health hold law
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)
The next Democrat Senator from somewhere
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (iySPJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (xcxpd)
Does the Style Guide know this?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM
It can happen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (bFu5X)
At AoSHQ today I heard that a gay Chipotle burrito got diarrhea from mountain biking during a livestream at a motel.
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (EIBfx)
Posted by: Sponge
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I guess his song "Cuts like a Knife" was self wish prophesy.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)
They never mention the 300 percent Canadian Tariffs on Dairy and Milk, which means Canadians spend way too much on their bags of milk.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)
Now if you break it down...I have to show my ID to get in a government building, drive, get on a plane, get into a Mamdani government store and on and on. Why? Well because they need to see proof you are who you claim you are.
Now the ICE agent part is a nice touch because this is the left trying to scare its people into voting as they've present ICE as a modern incarnation of the SS.
I would assume any national ID requirement would have election workers reviewing your ID just like they currently cross your name off the "voted" list when giving you a ballot just now they'd see some proof you are who you claim you are before letting you vote
But why would any citizen fear ICE?
And this is the other part this is a message to illegals that they better vote now or they won't get to in 2 years...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)
I saw the photos, not the video. I wondered if he was doing the old big time wrassler's trick - a bunch of small cuts across the forehead and face draws a huge amount of blood and looks gruesome, but it's not life threatening.
Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (edUvp)
-LOL Ace. So cruel
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (KC5Lt)
At AoSHQ today I heard that a gay Chipotle burrito got diarrhea from mountain biking during a livestream at a motel.
Posted by: Sifty boones
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I almost understood that but drew back from the abyss just in the nick of time.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)
At AoSHQ today I heard that a gay Chipotle burrito got diarrhea from mountain biking during a livestream at a motel.
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM
I see you know this grapevine.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Van Halen at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (Bz1XI)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:12 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)
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Don't know about "hot" but she was kinda sexy in her younger years. And that voice. Wow. Much better than all the supposed "great voice" THOTs out there now, and there was no autotune back then.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)
President Trump is right, we're horrible trade partners.
4 Liters of milk in three bags is about $6 to $7.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Fame leads people to do all sorts of stupid things and I suspect the withdrawal of fame for some is the equivalent of being dead.
Sunset Blvd won an Oscar for that sort of depressing story.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)
Since this was in college they called the campus cops to come help me and when one of them showed up and turned white I got worried.
As Tom Servo noted even minor head cuts bleed like crazy so I was actually fine but I guess I didn't look that way...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)
Trump to Iran: We will destroy you!
Iran to Trump: We will do nothing and you will destroy yourselves!
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (fsIaS)
I'm pretty sure terrorism and lobbing missiles counts as 'doing'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM
I know, right?
Posted by: Flaming Clown Boners at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)
I saw the photos, not the video. I wondered if he was doing the old big time wrassler's trick - a bunch of small cuts across the forehead and face draws a huge amount of blood and looks gruesome, but it's not life threatening.
Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (edUvp)
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Yea, the old WWF trick: small cuts across the forehead that create a lot of blood.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (JvZF+)
It was taken in the past. OR, He didn't cut himself and he's hospitalized for the psychotic break.
Because from what I saw of him supposedly cutting himself, blood should have been pouring from him and his skin should be hanging in shreds.
It looked like he was using one of those knives they use to slice brisket or prime rib.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (rNQnT)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)
He was. She hired a younger guy who does pools as well. Caused him to go off the deep end. Absolute truth.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (hmYU4)
Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (edUvp)
its an old gladiator trick from Rome. They'd eat lots of barley to get a layer of chub so they could give each other light wounds without risking life. This was especially true in the later Empire when the supply of war prisoners dried up and you had to conserve your fighters.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (uhVAy)
California: Often referred to as a 5150 hold, under the Lanterman-Petris-Short (LPS) Act, allowing for 72-hour involuntary detention.
Pennsylvania uses a 302 commitment, which similarly allows for emergency evaluation.
Washington State utilizes the Involuntary Treatment Act.
All 50 states have similar involuntary civil commitment laws for mental health crises, often referred to as "emergency holds" or "temporary detention."
Had a close relative committed under the Baker Act, specific to Florida (Florida Mental Health Act), many years ago.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (2YhKe)
Did it ever occur to you that they were both hard of hearing and didn't have hearing aids because your taxes are too low?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: sven at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Int1s)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)
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Don't know about "hot" but she was kinda sexy in her younger years. And that voice. Wow. Much better than all the supposed "great voice" THOTs out there now, and there was no autotune back then.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Agree. She married her band's guitarist and they have been married since Pat broke it big in the early 80's.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)
_________________________
With an overbite like that, who wouldn't pay to see her eat corn on the cob?
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (51ygH)
M-M marriages/relationships have about half the breakup rate of M-F. F-F have about double. So the M-M marriages might be bringing down the average.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (uhVAy)
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I will never recognize the MM or FF unions as anything but a civil union. So they can have a special little ceremony and feel like they conquered the norm. I always crack up seeing two brides, as that's even weirder!
I lived with bf/husband for one year. I felt this was needed at the time for us, and I was a bit more liberal. Rationalizing that our first year dating was rocky due to his breaking up with me seasonally. Either due to him being 22yrs old and a casanova or immaturity. I was more liberal then as well, and did not accept his first proposal due to his tardation. I made him wait 8mo before I agreed to marry, and we were engaged for the year we lived together. I ain't no saint.
We knew what we were getting into and I didn't trumpet this to our sons. One did it right with his HS sweetheart. One lived with his future wife and we were not hypocrites as we did not advise him not to.
Neither still know we lived together or much of our wild college times.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (hzuYO)
It looked like he was using one of those knives they use to slice brisket or prime rib.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (rNQnT)
Maybe he's like me and can't sharpen knives.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (g47mK)
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They are just jealous because the US has more Important Gay Bloggers than they do.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM
We have apologised for Bryan Adams many times!
Posted by: Canadians at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)
If you honestly don't know it shows that the Lord has been looking out for you. Your best bet is to remain ignorant on the subject.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (KC5Lt)
Can't. They don't exist anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (2YhKe)
I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Sanchez Motel Six
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
I think it was fake. From what I saw, blood should have been pouring from him and his skin should be hanging in shreds. Face included.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (rNQnT)
Posted by: whig
Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: MAID at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (avzFa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (51ygH)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (fsIaS)
Since this was in college they called the campus cops to come help me and when one of them showed up and turned white I got worried.
As Tom Servo noted even minor head cuts bleed like crazy so I was actually fine but I guess I didn't look that way...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)
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I got hit on the nose playing basketball one day back in the day. Started bleeding but I didn't think much of it. Kept playing. Then all of a sudden the players stopped and stared at me like "wtffffff?"
I looked down. I was covered in blood and it was dripping onto the court. From a nose bleed. When I got home my mom saw the blood and almost fainted. She thought I took a shotgun blast to the chest.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (hzuYO)
Imagine the struggle over who takes out the garbage.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (E4rtv)
Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"
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Grooaannnn. And I suppose they show some jackbooted thug in camo and a mask, bristling with firearms, standing in front of the nice lady with the register at the table?
They'll probably expand that to "registering your 5-year-old for kindergarten," "calling 911 when your baby stops breathing," etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
Yeah, I live here....I know them....and I know my taxes.
This is CLEARLY not the case.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:18 PM (2YhKe)
I live in Texas. I already show my ID to vote. I don't care what the person running the check-in counter does for their day job.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: whig
Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
They gave it to Carol Burnett's parody instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
Repetition is tiresome. Time for a new thread.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (rNQnT)
Posted by: Bulg
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Oscars have been fake and gay plus political in Hollyweird even back then.
No one except TJM remembers the winner Judy Holliday that year and I had to look it up.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)
Still falls into the "would" category for me.
https://tinyurl.com/4arfar8y
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Weak Geek at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (yRCXf)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
FF marriages - neither partner initiates so they never, uh, release stress together which leaves antiquing, Sunday brunch and throwing plates at each other
In all seriousness oxytocin is pretty much designed to make you like the person you have regular sex with more.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Wise Sayings at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (F1rMs)
Yes. A resounding YES.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (rNQnT)
Posted by: Weak Geek
No, fake name and I think his real Hispanic name is upthread.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)
Born Yesterday? She was pretty fucking amazing in that
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (fsIaS)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
Maybe the chick was related to Daisy Ridley?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (EIBfx)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (TezPK)
I hear they're notoriously dirty
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (S0M0K)
I live in Texas. I already show my ID to vote. I don't care what the person running the check-in counter does for their day job.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)
I live in CA in a GOP area. Showing an ID is like showing a cross to a Vampire. I just wish the people creating fake votes had to show an ID to ICE agents instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (rNQnT)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)
Lesbian bed death is a noted thing.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (2qSHg)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (TezPK)
I hear they're notoriously dirty
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (S0M0K)
depends on the location but if it bothers you upscale your choice a tad.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
She was awesome in that.
Not to mention being brave enough to take the part in the first place.
Mae West, Clara Bow, Norma Shearer, and Mary Pickford all reportedly turned it down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: ...
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Eh, forgettable movie compared to Sunset Strip.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (E4rtv)
Yes. A resounding YES.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (rNQnT)
i'd prefer it being a special forces soldier with a LMG.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)
Miss North Carolina USA addresses taking crown from dethroned winner— but stays mum on alleged racism scandal
Boltinhouse, a business owner in Wilmington, is accused of writing a slew of social media posts containing a racial slur under an alias.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:27 PM (51ygH)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (jrgJz)
****
It's damn close to 'laundromat' in Spanish.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (EJE3y)
Posted by: Dagwood at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (CC0N1)
Wasn't disappointed. Gasps and "OMGs!" from a few in the squad, though just briefly when I smiled and laughed. Don't even a bandaid was required, just held if closed for a few minutes.
In water polo, as goalie, you get hit in the face fairly often. Usually the ball (especially skip or hole shots). Bloody noses. Blood in the water is dramatic, but back then the show just rolled on.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2026 10:53 PM (U/Byj)
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