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One of Jack Smith's Prosecutors Was Just Charged for Hiding Classified Documents About Trump, Disguising Them as "Cake Recipes"
Prosecutor charged for allegedly emailing self sealed Jack Smith Trump report veiled as cake recipes The Justice Department has identified prosecutor as Carmen Mercedes Lineberger, the managing assistant U.S. Attorney of the Fort Pierce branch of the United States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida.
By Jerry Dunleavy
A federal prosecutor in the office that helped handle Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith's classified documents case regarding his investigation into Donald Trump was charged Wednesday for allegedly illegally emailing herself a copy of the materials disguised as cake recipes. The department announced the indicted prosecutor as Carmen Mercedes Lineberger, a managing assistant U.S. attorney of the Fort Pierce branch of the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida. Lineberger has been charged with two counts of theft of government money or property; the destruction, alteration or falsification of records in federal investigations; and with the concealment, removal or mutilation of public records. The charges against Lineberger were filed in the Northern District of Florida. She pleaded not guilty on Wednesday. The department, in announcing the charges, said that in separate instances in late 2025, Lineberger altered the electronic file names of government records that she received in her official capacity "to conceal" her unauthorized electronic transmission of the records to personal email accounts belonging to her "without being detected." The altered government records included a document that included parts of internal DOJ electronic messages, an internal DOJ memorandum and a DOJ report related to a criminal prosecution that had been court-ordered to remain under seal and prohibited from distribution or disclosure outside of the department, the DOJ also said. Lineberger allegedly attempted to conceal her actions by saving electronic copies of the government records in question under misleading file names such as "chocolate cake recipe" and "Bundt cake recipe" before emailing the documents to her personal email accounts. The DOJ also said Wednesday that Lineberger also acted "knowing that her transmission of the record outside DOJ directly violated the court order and impaired the proper administration of the underlying criminal prosecution." "This afternoon, a former managing assistant U.S. Attorney who supported Jack Smith's politicized investigation of President Trump has been charged with stealing the confidential investigation documents," FBI Director Kash Patel said in a Wednesday afternoon X post. "This FBI will not hesitate to bring to account those who violated the trust of the American public in an investigation that should've never been brought to begin with."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 06:02 PM (CWTWj)
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Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:03 PM (73/SM)
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Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:04 PM (McFv/)
Republicans -- the Real Ones -- Win Big In Georgia, Sweeping the Suprme Court Races and Sending Raffensberger and His Grima Wormtounge Into Retirement
First, the two Supreme Court races:
OSZI saw Black Conservative Perspective crowing that when Republicans bother to vote in these non-presidential years -- which we've been pretty bad about lately -- we win. On to Secretary of State and chief vote-counter Brad Raffensperger, the Democrat plant who insisted that there was not a single fraudulent vote cast in Georgia in 2020. He attempted to illegally hide his counting of the votes from outside observers, but was ordered to allow observers in by a judge:
@OpenSourceZone 17h Republicans sweep and win both Supreme Court Elections in Georgia tonight 🔴 Charlie Bethel: 51.6% ✅
🔵 Miracle Rankin: 48.4% 🔴 Sarah Hawkins Warren: 59.7% ✅
🔵 Jen Jordan: 40.3% (85% Reporting)
LindellTVUpdate: Piper says the judge rescinded that TRO, so the secret vote counting is back on, at least unless he decides otherwise at an upcoming hearing. Raffensperger was running to be the "Republican" candidate for governor. Republicans rejected him like he was Tom Massie asking them if they're "swingers."
@RealLindellTV May 19 🚨 BREAKING NEWS OUT OF GEORGIA: A Fulton County judge has officially ORDERED that Georgia State Election Board members be granted access to Brad Raffensperger's controversial "secret bunker" where statewide election results are aggregated. The order, signed by Judge Earl Glanville, was filed this morning and marks a major victory for election transparency advocates after months of backlash over the locked-down facility being hidden from board members, candidates, and the public. "There should be equal access and transparency for everyone." - @1stVCGAGOP
Grubbs also raised serious concerns about @GaSecofState allies allegedly having insider access to election operations while election integrity advocates and even board members were shut out. She further accused Raffensperger of placing election workers in difficult legal territory by reportedly visiting county election offices while actively running for governor - citing Georgia election law restrictions on candidates being present around ballot processing operations. "If Georgia's elections are truly the cleanest and most transparent in the country... why keep this place secret?" Massive development in Georgia election oversight.
Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger became the latest enemy of President Donald Trump's to lose a Republican primary on Tuesday. Billionaire Rick Jackson and Lt. Gov. Burt Jones advanced to a runoff election for the GOP nomination for Georgia governor -- locking out Raffensperger, who rose to prominence defending Georgia's 2020 election results but struggled to gain traction among his party's increasingly MAGA base. Raffensperger's defeat is another sign of Trump's grip on the GOP, following the president's wins ousting state Republican senators who clashed with him over redistricting in Indiana and Sen. Bill Cassidy's loss in Louisiana on Saturday. But the runoff also prolongs an already rancorous and expensive primary by several weeks. Jackson, a political newcomer who entered the race late but quickly rose in the polls, and Jones, who boasts Trump's endorsement, are both courting the same MAGA voters.
Election WizardStudents of physiognomy will be interested to learn that he looks like Karl Rove's jerksock came to life and developed gynecomastia.
@ElectionWiz Gabe Sterling (Raffensperger's right hand at the GA Secretary of State) just lost the GOP primary for the job. In 2020 he was on TV insisting there was NO fraud. Then it turned out someone had fraudulently voted using his own home address. Tonight MAGA returned the favor.
You're the only candidate who provided false information to the J6 Committee when you told them no ballots were double scanned. Private citizens then proved in State Election Board case 2023-025 that thousands were double scanned. Now the @FBI is on the case.
— Jeff Fulgham (@jeffmfulgham) May 18, 2026
You're the only… https://t.co/KDz2XSvUlf
Gabe Sterling (Raffensperger’s right hand at the GA Secretary of State) just lost the GOP primary for the job. In 2020 he was on TV insisting there was NO fraud. Then it turned out someone had fraudulently voted using his own home address. Tonight MAGA returned the favor. pic.twitter.com/a9qRJVb0Xj
— Election Wizard (@ElectionWiz) May 20, 2026
Flopping Aces
@FloppingAces Well, well, well... look what the hell just happened. The GOP base didn't ask for permission from the consultant class, the donor overlords, the Senate fossils, or the New York Times editorial board before deciding they're done being treated like obedient little peasants. Massie got the memo. McConnell's rotting machine got the memo. Raffensperger got the memo. And that memo was written in giant, flaming primary-night letters: "We're done carrying your worthless dead weight." Of course the media is melting down, screeching "Trump crushes dissent!" ... because God forbid they admit Republican voters have spines, long memories, and a bullshit detector that's finally working overtime. This wasn't a cult. This was a goddamn performance review. Voters didn't send Republicans to Washington to play brave little mavericks and sabotage the only movement actually fighting back. They sent them to deliver. The base isn't confused. It isn't hypnotized. And it sure as hell isn't asking for permission anymore. It's cleaning house ... and taking no prisoners. Hilarious how "democracy" becomes a terrifying threat the second Republican voters actually use it.
Well, well, well… look what the hell just happened.
— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) May 20, 2026
The GOP base didn’t ask for permission from the consultant class, the donor overlords, the Senate fossils, or the New York Times editorial board before deciding they’re done being treated like obedient little peasants.
Massie…
There's a bigger point here, and it's the precise opposite of the Times's witless frame. The Times ominously described the GOP having become "firmly in thrall" of a "cult of personality" dominated by a hypnotic former reality-TV star. But it's the exact opposite. It's pure representative government. Trump didn't purge the incumbents. Primary voters purged the incumbents. Think of this: Nearly 20% of the GOP-controlled Senate (up to ten Senators) will be replaced this year. That kind of political earthquake hasn't happened since at least 1980.The leftwing media is desperate to preserve the viability of RINO turncoats because RINO turncoats are the tools the Democrats use to keep conservatives out of power, eternally. The media only pretends to hate most Republican politicians. It doesn't really hate them-- because it knows they're all on the same side, deep down. What the media really, viscerally hates is Republican voters, who cannot be bullied. And who want some accountability. This isn't revenge. It's a reckoning. Okay I lied it's also revenge. But don't forget the reckoning part, which is important too. As Flopping Aces said: It's a performance review, and it's time to cut the dead weight, layabouts, malingerers, and clock-punchers.
🔥 Trump can endorse whoever he wants and can rant on Truth Social all he wants, all day long. But Cassidy, Massie, Raffensperger, Indiana State lawmakers, John Cornyn, McConnell's protegé Whatshisname-- they didn't lose because Trump. Cassidy didn't lose because Trump woke up one day and felt like purging him; he lost because Republicans never forgot his impeachment vote and were finally offered a viable alternative. Massie didn't lose because Trump hates his spirited personality; he lost because he kept voting against policies that the GOP base actually wants, and they decided they were done with the "Mr. No" show. Raffensperger didn't flame out because Trump's feelings were hurt; he flamed out because Republican voters believe he'd helped Joe Biden carry Georgia and then covered it up-- and this time, instead of watching him get promoted to governor, they snatched the promotion away. This is not a cult of personality. These incumbents only lost their seats because actual Republican voters in their states decided that we want someone who will align with the president who we chose and his America First agenda. It's really that simple. We don't want Congressmen to be slaves to Donald Trump. We want them to be slaves to the agenda. If that means supporting and defending the President, then just do it and quit whining about it. That's the distinction the Times tries to misinform readers about; it wants us to feel uneasy that Trump has become too powerful, so we don't realize how much power we have. In other words, the Times's fake narrative is: reality‑TV star dominates a personality cult. That is a narrative designed to fracture conservatives. But the reality is, Republican primary voters finally figured out how to purge the RINOs.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Beartooth at May 20, 2026 04:54 PM (1fx5i)
Posted by: Beartooth at May 20, 2026 04:55 PM (1fx5i)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 04:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Senor Chang at May 20, 2026 04:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:56 PM (6wpGE)
... well-softened in lotion)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 04:57 PM (gKWVE)
Because Ratshiburger is a ratty little shitburger.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)
It was delicious.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 04:58 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 04:58 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 04:59 PM (3ek7K)
Well, I was informed here yesterday that May is is Masturbation Month.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 20, 2026 04:59 PM (WUyHs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 04:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 05:00 PM (mkw2N)
==
Speaking as a professional amateur pshysiognomist , I find this information revealing !
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 05:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 05:00 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 04:57 PM
* perks up *
Elizabeth Arden?
Posted by: Harry Sussex at May 20, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 05:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The Blade Herald at May 20, 2026 05:01 PM (bwQMR)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 05:01 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Barney at May 20, 2026 05:01 PM (Ffkme)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: zombie "
OPSEC zombie!
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 05:02 PM (vFG9F)
Glad to see this Zio-cuck kicked out on his ass.
Posted by: Georgia Conservative at May 20, 2026 05:02 PM (s8AnE)
The Times ominously described the GOP having become "firmly in thrall" of a "cult of personality"
Sounds like Obama
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 05:02 PM (Cqx++)
that is beautiful
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 05:02 PM (8uzBS)
I had to really dig to find out the poll that cnn was reporting on was from UT austin, the same outfit that predicted that robert francis o'rouke was going to win against cruz by 2 points.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2026 05:02 PM (0N4FZ)
It's nothing to do with a cult, mostly...
Posted by: spongeworthy at May 20, 2026 05:02 PM (sLLbN)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2026 05:03 PM (gflfc)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 05:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 05:03 PM (Av6i5)
And only prove that voters are right to throw their asses out.
Refusing to fund the security upgrades to the WH and passing the war powers resolution are Democrat Party priorities--passing them proves you are Democrats.
The War Powers Act is unconstitutional.
And when Trump pulls funds from the Department of War for the upgrades, there's fuck-all you will--or can--do to stop him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (Gqar8)
I can't find the disinformation in this girthy post!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2026 05:03 PM (gflfc)
Check the math.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (6wpGE)
This is more Democrat jealousy.
They wish they had a party leader that could command this kind of voter loyalty.
Obama came close but even he had lost his touch to get fellow Dems elected by 2010.
Nearly every time they send Obama out his campaigning gets lackluster results.
Meanwhile, Trump is swatting his GOP enemies out left and right.
Drives the Dems crazy that they have none of that.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (3ek7K)
Does anyone else also see a resemblance to Goucher celebrity alumnus Jonah Goldberg?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:05 PM (X+xvk)
deseret.com
Fitzpatrick said hurty things about a false religion, and to punish him, Idaho is now going to have a closeted Democrat for their governor.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 05:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 05:06 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 05:07 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 05:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 05:07 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 05:08 PM (UiUD7)
Posted by: Mark1971
Harder to defeat a Miracle?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2026 05:08 PM (9ESuk)
I hope this cretin cries at his defeat. If he already has, I want the video.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 05:08 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 05:07 PM (vFG9F)
Heh. The counting will “ finish” after Memorial Day.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 05:08 PM (Gqar8)
Thanks, Ace!
Posted by: RI Red at May 20, 2026 05:09 PM (tez/p)
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With a side of Peyronie’s ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 05:09 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 05:09 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 05:09 PM (gu0hJ)
At the risk of channeling Winston Wolf, I would point out that this was in fact a very close race for Texas. Cruz 50.9%, O’Rourke 48.3%.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 20, 2026 05:09 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:04 PM
Can't. Wouldn't be prudent.
Not allowed on the blog.
Posted by: zombie George Bush at May 20, 2026 05:09 PM (0sNs1)
Fascinating!
LOL! you're the best, Ace!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 20, 2026 05:10 PM (VyBeY)
Because he's from Israel.
Posted by: Georgia Conservative at May 20, 2026 05:10 PM (s8AnE)
Time for funding flowers and Mimosas on the dock in Harbor Springs is over for hobby girl Republican s.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 05:10 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 05:10 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 05:10 PM (DFaaT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 05:11 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 05:12 PM (3ek7K)
Tip Jar worthy, this.
Posted by: Walsingham at May 20, 2026 05:12 PM (dOL3D)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 05:12 PM
Will Chuy make an appearance?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (Ot/FD)
New Republic - Trump screws himself so badly on Texas race, GOPers visibly stunned.
Benzinga - Peter Schiff (who?) says with defeat of Massie, Trump has turned the US into a nation of two Democratic Parties (because Massie was the last, lone hero advocating for cutting spending)
Atlanta Black Star - Massie going public with explosive accusations about Trump, three outside billionaires and pro-Israeli groups spending tens of millions to remove the one Republican they have never been able to bully into line.
Daily Mail - Trump's RINO purge backfires as stunning revenge vote passes
Mediaite - 7 Dems vote to confirm judicial nominee who refused to say Trump lost 2020 election
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (73/SM)
"Billionaire Rick Jackson "
We need the big money guys to break free of the scumsucking filth pigs that want to ruin this country and steamroll the every lovin shit out of them.
Like Elon has committed to doing.
And we also need that cavernous gaping anus MomDamy and the grinning brainded imbecile Karen Bass to keep on doing what they're doing.
I mean, Shemp Howard has got more going on upstairs than she does.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (9ESuk)
"The Palestine News Network @PaliNewsNetwork is backing Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie for president in 2028"
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (gu0hJ)
Asking for the Commentariat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 05:11 PM (0sNs1)
One sock, two jerks.
Posted by: banana Dream - not clicking on that at May 20, 2026 05:14 PM (3uBP9)
Ain't no payback time
It ain't no getting even
Here comes the reckoning day
Megadeth🤟
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 05:14 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 05:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 05:07 PM (vFG9F)
Is there a main water break?
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 05:14 PM (Oy/m2)
And that memo was written in giant, flaming primary-night letters:
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FIFM
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 05:14 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 05:15 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 05:15 PM (D1E+2)
"Republican" vote counters who politely left as commanded before the mail-in ballot trucks arrived should be prosecuted as well
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 05:15 PM (Y8DZL)
This is situation is sub-optimal as I had big plans for the back yard and general homestead projects.
On the upside, looks like I'll be playing the piano and painting Warhammer 40k figures at an enhanced level.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:15 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 20, 2026 05:09 P
Yes it was. However it was just 2 years after cruz literally $hit on Trump during the primary when he claimed he would sign the pledge to support whoever the nominee turned out to be and then refused to sign the pledge or back Trump in anyway during the general election. A whole bunch of people here in Texas refused to vote for cruz because of that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2026 05:15 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at May 20, 2026 05:16 PM (bgJ0E)
A sad truth. MAGAMAGAMAGA would end the dems if they would just go vote in every election.
Sadly, they won’t. I have no idea why.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 20, 2026 05:17 PM (50AHF)
What is Obama's win-loss record on endorsements in the last 10 years?
Total endorsements: ~619
Wins: ~356
Losses: ~263
Overall Win Rate: ≈ 57.5%
LOL, what a fag--barely better than a coin flip.
(two losses last night as he endorsed both the GA supreme court candidates. )
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:17 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:17 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at May 20, 2026 05:16 PM (bgJ0E)
Be proud.
The only reasons even to know that word are being an incorrigible shitposter, or.... having it.
Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 20, 2026 05:17 PM (Ot/FD)
It looks like the GA Democratic Party didn’t know how to message who their candidates were before the election. Many dems in Atlanta’s metro voted on which name sounded the Blackest, which is how you end up with the Republican judge winning Harris +70 Clayton co.
Exactly. The Dems just lost these races not because the GOP did anything special but because Dem leadership was incompetent when it came to organizing.
One thing this election showed me was how out of step I am with the average primary voter. Every one of my candidates lost by massive margins.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2026 05:17 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 05:18 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 05:18 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 05:18 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:15 PM (XV/Pl)
Well at least you're acting your age.
I hope you heal fast, man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 05:18 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 20, 2026 05:18 PM (Ot/FD)
All those millions raised against him was not used to publicly debate US aid to Israel in Kentucky. It was used to attack his voting record and his character.
BTW, there has long been a rumor that the voting machine shenanigans in GA are controlled by a bipartisan elite. Not only kept Trump down but Tank Abrams out.
Posted by: TITP at May 20, 2026 05:19 PM (r3hkP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 05:19 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2026 05:17 PM (JCZqz)
Honesty.. How rare
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 05:19 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 05:20 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 05:20 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS)
I mean, Shemp Howard has got more going on upstairs than she does.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (et1vG)
DataRepublican on the twitters says that bass is not dumb, not dumb in the traditional sense at least. That bass is simply a very well trained communist apparatchik that has been forged in the fires of many multinational organizations. That what bass says and does sounds dumb, because communism is dumb, but is also very controlled action in strong alignment with the people that control her. DR provides a lot of background and history on bass's background as proof.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 05:20 PM (3uBP9)
That is truly cosmic level cluelessness.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 05:20 PM (vFG9F)
This is situation is sub-optimal as I had big plans for the back yard and general homestead projects.
On the upside, looks like I'll be playing the piano and painting Warhammer 40k figures at an enhanced level.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:15 PM (XV/Pl)
Ouch
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 05:20 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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He beat the Cheat, DC money, QWERTY money, and Bush money while driving his little red pickup from town to town and no big money to float.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 05:20 PM (Qxy/R)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:15 PM
I have a crap load of bolt action 28mm WWII Russians I could send you to paint if you get bored.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2026 05:20 PM (0N4FZ)
The last election I block-walked, someone said, you don't have to keep doing this the last week before the election. Your guy's going to win.
I said, I don't want him to just *win*.
My guy beat his opponent 2-1.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2026 05:21 PM (GD2xa)
Sterling's butt-chin looks like Leno banged a Kardashian. I bet the doctor spanked him on the wrong end.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 05:21 PM (BI5O2)
Bad take. A man in Michigan rammed his truck into a LDS church building, killed four, and shot eight more. Trump condemned the attack against Christians.
Fitzpatrick took that occasion to tell everyone LDS aren't Christian and told Trump not to call them Christian.
Fitzpatrick had multiple chances to make amends but refused.
He wanted to be Governor of a state that is 1/4 LDS. Not only is he an asshole, he's retarded.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 05:21 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May
Oh no! I am sorry.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 05:22 PM (p4NUW)
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Excellent Freudian slip.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 05:22 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 20, 2026 05:22 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: steevy
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What's her name has the same old bra and most of the 'ettes are ladies.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 05:23 PM (Qxy/R)
>>I hope you heal fast, man
I'm generally an average healer, mainly because taking it easy is not in my DNA, I'll probably be on the tractor by this weekend.
I could always hire someone to do the yard work, but where is the fun in that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:23 PM (XV/Pl)
"The Palestine News Network @PaliNewsNetwork is backing Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie for president in 2028"
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 05:13 PM (GD0B3)
NPR changed its name?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 20, 2026 05:23 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 05:18 PM (YwEeS)
But if we got tits for everything tits would become mundane and uneventful. Wait, has that ever happened? No. Never mind. TITS!
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 05:23 PM (3uBP9)
Of course he's skipping it.
Jayne Zirkle
@JayneZirkle
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5h
Zohran Mamdani just became the first NYC mayor in 61 years to skip the Israel Day Parade.
Every mayor since 1964 showed up.
Posted by: beckster at May 20, 2026 05:23 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 05:24 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 05:24 PM (CWTWj)
>>I have a crap load of bolt action 28mm WWII Russians I could send you to paint if you get bored.
Oh man, I have this 3D printed ball vise that is perfect for painting figures.
Pretty much, that's all it is good for.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:24 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: alanon at May 20, 2026 05:24 PM (jHMkm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 05:25 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026C
Wow - he sounds lovely.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 05:25 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 05:25 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 05:25 PM (Ia/+0)
Fitzpatrick had multiple chances to make amends but refused.
He wanted to be Governor of a state that is 1/4 LDS. Not only is he an asshole, he's retarded.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Sounds like he's not fit for the job.
Better picking for the primaries next time, Idaho.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 05:26 PM (Qxy/R)
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the GA Republican response to any inquiry into election irregularities was more Stalinesque than any Democrat state.
Even the mere question of impropriety was met with outrage and personal attacks.
As noted, the context of Trump's call was that his team had already identified over 300k improper ballots.
And Ratshitburger was not just refusing to even look at those--he was denying they even exited--causing an exasperated Trump to say you can't even find 11k votes?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:26 PM (73/SM)
A sad truth. MAGAMAGAMAGA would end the dems if they would just go vote in every election.
Sadly, they won’t. I have no idea why.
Posted by: Going deep. Out.
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Okay, I haven't voted in every single election. Here are a a few reasons why.
I'm a Republican living in Texas. Conservative Republicans handed the state legislature a resounding victory for the GOP. Republicans in Austin responded by giving half of the committee chairmanships to Democrats. "Republican voter guides" routinely urge us to vote for staunch conservatives like, say, John Cornyn. Hey, didn't Chip Roy want to impeach Trump? Didn't he call MAGA voters "useless fucks?"
Democrats can pull the lever secure in the knowledge that whatever lunacy they're advocating will be promoted by anyone with a D next to their name. Republican voters can be assured that 65% of the people they vote for will immediately work to secure Democrat victories.
In supposedly conservative states, primaries are open, meaning they can be screwed with. In liberal states, primaries are closed.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:28 PM (X+xvk)
Black actress to star as Betty Boop to tell the "deeper story" of the character's creation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 05:29 PM (ndZc7)
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Just got an email that Warhammer 2: Space Marines is on sale on Steam until June 3 for $18, down from $60.
I like that price point.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:29 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Uncledave at May 20, 2026 05:30 PM (E+1ea)
The Red MAGA army is closing in on his position.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 20, 2026 05:30 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 05:30 PM (Qxy/R)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
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Election is May 26th. The day we finally get shut of John Effing Cornyn.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:32 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: banana Dream - SCOTT STERLING! at May 20, 2026 05:32 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 05:33 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
......
My SIL had the exact same injury and prognosis.
She fucked it up again after the cast came off and is now on monthly pain management. All strung out on gabapentin which I find really strange.
When I broke my ankle it took a year before I could surf again. I still can't run.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 05:33 PM (UjdFS)
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Very good questions. They might still be looking at the crosstabs.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 05:33 PM (GD0B3)
Black actress to star as Betty Boop to tell the "deeper story" of the character's creation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 05:29 PM (ndZc7)
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"My great-great-great-great-great grandparents were Thomas Jefferson Boop and Sally Hemings. I was switched with a white baby in the hospital to be raised by its white parents ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 05:34 PM (McFv/)
Not a surprise for Mamdani to do that, but
Still, it's a very disrespectful thing to do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:34 PM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 05:24 PM
I used to be a mod at NewsBusters before they made commenting there arduous. Heard about Flopping Aces from a regular. Poked my head in there every now and then.
But then I found Ace of Spades and knew there was no going back.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 20, 2026 05:34 PM (Oq/TM)
>>>This fat pile of old dusty cum was a apparently a star witness for the Pelosi/Cheney J6 committee, providing false claims about zero ballots being double-scanned (and counted twice).
Remarkably, this is not cruel enough.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 05:34 PM (dK+Kv)
it's really Jan 2027, he'll oppose everything until then
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 05:35 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 05:30 PM (Qxy/R)
Early voting just started Monday. Election Day is this Tuesday.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2026 05:35 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 05:35 PM (gu0hJ)
But he definitely has
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h)
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These quotes need to be framed somewhere. Ace is the Bill Shakespeare of our times
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 05:35 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 05:36 PM (Qxy/R)
>>i went on a painting spree when I hsd my ACL repaired long ago. Not much to do but sit and heal up
I really had a lot of things planned for this summer and now they are deferred until I heal.
The upside is I get to really use this air brush and ball vise to its fullest potential.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:36 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Sorry to hear. Start dieting now.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 05:36 PM (dK+Kv)
Black actress to star as Betty Boop to tell the "deeper story" of the character's creation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 05:29 PM (ndZc7)
***************
Next, a remake of "Roots" with Emo Phillips in the role of Kunta Kinte.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:36 PM (X+xvk)
Decades ago we had simple technology for reading filled-in ovals on standardized tests without black box software or internet connections. It ain't rocket surgery.
Posted by: TITP at May 20, 2026 05:36 PM (r3hkP)
You were unaware she was alive? Me too.
But she is. She's gained a couple hundred pounds & has switched her GWB derangement to TDS. Gotta stay relevant.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 05:37 PM (RCjYY)
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Yup. A tradition continued by Dustin Burrows.
BTW, as background, the Chamber of Commerce is big, real big, in Lubbock.
Like, after being a member of the Broadway Church of Christ*, if you want to do anything in Lubbock you have to be a dues paying member of the Chamber and support the United Way.
That's why Lubbock County Republicans are shit.
Same reasons for most Republican in the rest of the state.
*that's the number one reason they ran off Mike Leach.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:37 PM (73/SM)
Sounds like they're not doing any intervention, just a cast? Is that right? With surgery, it's usually 4-6 months to full impact usage. Maybe you're not a good candidate for that?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 05:38 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 05:38 PM (Gqar8)
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Actually, it's more along the lines of its a further development of what got people to throw their support behind Trump.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)
>> All strung out on gabapentin which I find really strange.
I don’t do pain meds.
As the saying goes, pain is weakness leaving the body.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:40 PM (7RYym)
As the saying goes, pain is weakness leaving the body.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05
But anti inflammatories will help the healing process, so something to consider.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 05:40 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar8)
A dim bulb brightens.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 05:42 PM (lHPJf)
I could not believe that the real people of Georgia voted for those two faggots for a Senator.
The State with a Carving of Robert E. Lee on a Mountain voted for those two cumstains ???
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 20, 2026 05:42 PM (1qVfI)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 20, 2026 05:17
Because we hate the GOP.
It's why Trump got elected three times.
No big mystery.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 05:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Accomack at May 20, 2026 05:42 PM (T8bqm)
> I don’t do pain meds.
Gabapentin isn't an opioid. It's an anticonvulsant. It's sort of a pain med in the sense it relaxes overactive nerves, but I don't think it's typically considered a pain med.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 05:43 PM (mkw2N)
>> Maybe you're not a good candidate for that?
I’m 63, they said that the recovery time between cast and surgery is 2-weeks for my cohort and the potential complications are not worth it.
There is also a tremendous cost savings.
It sucks either way, might as well save money in the suckage.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:43 PM (XV/Pl)
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I initially read that as "Hamas."
Same thing ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 05:43 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 05:43 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2026 05:43 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 20, 2026 05:17
Because we hate the GOP.
It's why Trump got elected three times.
No big mystery.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 05:42 PM (BI5O2)
We need a party for our sort. The changeover would be perilous though.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 05:43 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:43 PM (7RYym)
@FloppingAces
Well, well, well... look what the hell just happened.
The GOP base didn't ask for permission from the consultant class, the donor overlords, the Senate fossils, or the New York Times editorial board before deciding they're done being treated like obedient little peasants.
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Now that sounds like a better description of what happened.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 05:44 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2026 05:44 PM (gflfc)
Same reasons for most Republican in the rest of the state.
*that's the number one reason they ran off Mike Leach.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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There is a national perception of Texas as being hard-core, deep red conservative. I wish. There are as many real conservatives in Washington, D.C. as there are in Austin. The rest are all just John Thune/Bitch McConnell clones. Nutless, infinitely corrupt, and always happy to thwart the will of their own voters.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:44 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 05:44 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 05:45 PM (5P5DO)
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I shredded the ACL in my left knee training for a triathlon at age 46.
Surgeon said that I was NOT a candidate for reconstructive surgery (removing a ligament elsewhere to replace the severed one) because I was "too old" -- and that they'd only do it for a young individual or at most an aging professional athlete.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 05:46 PM (McFv/)
I could not believe that the real people of Georgia voted for those two faggots for a Senator.
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Extensive fraud.
With a massive assist from the GA GOP as part of their deal that neither party will rat out the other's fraud.
But, others are noting, the GA Dem gov candidate is so bad, it's going to drag down the whole ticket.
Related:
Errockson was pissing and crying just days ago that the Dem supreme court early votes were proof--PROOF--that the Republicans are going to lose badly in November.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:46 PM (73/SM)
2. Trumpers only vote when Trump is on the ballot!
3. Trumpers only vote in contested Primaries!
4. ????
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 05:46 PM (vE0+H)
We'll see if this theory plays out in the Paxton-Cornyn primary next week.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 20, 2026 05:47 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: Sam Adams
Please add the Bushes, all of them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2026 05:47 PM (gflfc)
That doesn't bode well for my status as a third-tier COB around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 05:48 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 20, 2026 05:48 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 20, 2026 05:48 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 05:48 PM (gu0hJ)
The "Karl Rove's jerksock" label would have hurt far more had not its target overdone it with his use of hand cream.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 05:49 PM (ixS3i)
https://tinyurl.com/2zsts479
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:43 PM (7RYym)
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"She's no Aunt Esther!" -- Fred Sanford
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 05:49 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Please, clap!
Posted by: Jeb! at May 20, 2026 05:49 PM (X+xvk)
That doesn't bode well for my status as a third-tier COB around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 05:48 PM (gnNyN)
At least you have a tier, unlike us lumpenproletariat.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 05:49 PM (Gqar8)
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The Texas House didn't flip to Republicans until 2003.
And that was not on life-long Republicans winning primaries--it was life-long Democrats who'd switched jerseys when they saw their team was losing.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:49 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:44 PM (X+xvk)
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That's unfortunately true in a lot of states. The urban centers of power absolutely DOMINATE the state, regardless of what people outside the cities want. See Colorado for a prime example of this.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 05:49 PM (gnNyN)
That doesn't bode well for my status as a third-tier COB around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 05:48 PM (gnNyN)
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Only those in the upper crust know about the tiers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (fqwyO)
As the saying goes, pain is weakness leaving the body.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 05:39 PM (XV/Pl)
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One hears a lot of that in the Army. And then one gobbles down the motrin.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (ZOv7s)
They're paying a price now, but will it really sink in?
Time will tell, I guess.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (jehhT)
That doesn't bode well for my status as a third-tier COB around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 05:48 PM (gnNyN)
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Are your TPS reports up-to-date?
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 05:51 PM (Fi81e)
4. ????
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 05:46 PM (vE0+H)
I was going to say 5. NAZIS!!! But I guess that won't work now, either.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 05:51 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Uh, oh...Ace is going on a tear about performance reviews...
Just keep this line close at hand when Ace asks why you've accomplished so little:
"... and I would have accomplished it, too, were it not for those pesky kids in the comments!"
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 05:51 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:49 PM (73/SM)
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Texas, like many Southern states, shifted to the GOP gradually, and that meant than when the majorities shifted, the people in charge were the virtuous losers who spent their entire young lives in the minority and figured it wouldn't last so pad your pocketbook while you can.
Also people who worshipped "soccer moms" so figured you had to govern like Church Karen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (fqwyO)
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96 tiers?
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 05:52 PM (Fi81e)
"I've got people skills! What the hell is wrong with you people?!"
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 05:53 PM (ixS3i)
That's a dedication to losing that even the Cleveland Browns can't plumb.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:53 PM (73/SM)
John Thune and Senate Republicans just can't get behind it.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:53 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:40 PM (7RYym)
Actually based on a poodle.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 05:53 PM (LHPAg)
Chip also stood with Liz Cheney on the J6 issue.
He's been a busy boy the last four or five years.
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 05:53 PM (8uzBS)
Wylie ISD, Welcome to Wylie ISD, a thriving school district in southern Collin County, located 24 miles northeast of the vibrant city of Dallas. [Per DDG AI: Collin County is the second richest county, by median household income, in TX. [Travis County is 6th]
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh -
Rep. Brandon Gill just EXPOSED a Texas school district [Wylie ISD] for promoting Muslim events while trying to BLOCK the formation of a Republican club
Defund them!
“One standard for Islam. Another for conservatives.”
“Wylie ISD made the Republican Club fight just to exist, yet Islamic events are promoted by the principal herself.”
Islam has no place. Period
clip: https://tinyurl.com/zv9887jb
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 05:54 PM (Qxy/R)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (jehhT)
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I've said a number of times around here that the GOP is not interested in governing. They are perfectly happy to be useless ticks that throw us a bone now and again if it means they get to stay in office as a second-tier party grifting off their donors.
Now they are seeing that we are no longer interested in keeping them there and are panicking.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 05:54 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: MikeN at May 20, 2026 05:54 PM (RLvIH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Wrong.
"One day [in 1930], Dave Fleischer handed Grim a photograph of singer, Helen Kane and asked him to design a caricature. Fleischer had found a sound-alike, and planned to use her in the upcoming Talkartoon, 'Dizzy Dishes'. Grim exaggerated Kane's wide eyes and rosebud mouth, creating a slightly coarse, but strikingly original design."
An excerpt from film magazine Photoplay in April 1932 compared the two. One month later, Kane sued Fleischer for more than $6 million in today's currency for using her likeness.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 05:54 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 05:54 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:40 PM (7RYym)
Actually based on a poodle.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 05:53 PM (LHPAg)
Those two are pretty different.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 05:55 PM (Gqar8)
Time will tell, I guess.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (jehhT)
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Incumbent U.S. Senators losing primaries is unprecedented. It does not happen. This is creating raw terror in the Establishment, I promise you.
Right now, legislative staffers are frantically networking, trying to line up new gigs, volunteer on campaigns, and the panic is contagious. If Cornyn goes down, Thune will become Trump's pet, because he comes from a nothing state and now understands that Trump will end his career.
Oh, and while being a lobbyist is nice, it's nothing next to the ego stroke of casting votes on the floor. That's a powerful drug and no one voluntarily gives it up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Isn't it great we are giving our hard-earned money to pieces of shit who want to enslave and kill us.
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 05:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (fqwyO)
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96 tiers?
Posted by: Axeman
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Tiers of a Clown?
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:56 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 05:51 PM (lHPJf)
Aye, but it won't
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 05:56 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 20, 2026 05:56 PM (Ul9Kx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy "
They couldn't get an an actor?
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 05:56 PM (vFG9F)
Now they are seeing that we are no longer interested in keeping them there and are panicking.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 05:54 PM (gnNyN)
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They are a conveyance to get people who want to be in office into office. By selling that they have an alternative.
You're more likely to get a public servant from the Republican Party--but only slightly more likely.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 05:57 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 05:54 PM (YwEeS)
I mean, that Nixon staffer wrote a book on how the Dubya administration was "Worse than Watergate." So, it's been done.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 05:58 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (fqwyO)
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96 tiers?
Posted by: Axeman
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Tiers of a Clown?
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:56 PM (X+xvk)
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Ozzy had a solution for that.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 20, 2026 05:59 PM (Ul9Kx)
Before: No big deal if one loses a House or Senate seat every now and then--they controlled the farm team and would soon enough take it back.
See also, 30-year AL sheriff ousted because he refused to cooperate with ICE.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:59 PM (73/SM)
There is a time when you are a really weak Team... because some of your players are substandard, and just plain need to be cut and replaced.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2026 05:59 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
AZ can only hope for now.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (gflfc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (Fi81e)
Islam has no place. Period
clip: https://tinyurl.com/zv9887jb
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
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Yep. This is Texas, where teachers will actively try to stop students from mentioning or celebrating Christmas, and then wear hijabs to school and help hand out Korans.
Can't decide which profession does more harm to this nation, the average American public school teacher or the average American "journalist?"
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (X+xvk)
>> One hears a lot of that in the Army. And then one gobbles down the motrin.
Oh I’m taking Motrin, but nothing more than that.
I don’t want to mess with anything that could become addictive.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (XV/Pl)
Now get rid of those two Homo Senators from Georgia !!!!
I could not believe that the real people of Georgia voted for those two faggots for a Senator.
The State with a Carving of Robert E. Lee on a Mountain voted for those two cumstains ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
How soon you forgot the magical afterglow of the deepest ever of deep fakes -- Joe Biden having received a record breaking 81 million votes.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (ixS3i)
Wow... that sure has not aged well.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (mP0Kj)
i found flopping aces during the iraq war
…also protein wisdom, capt’s quarters, michelle malkin and little green footballs
Posted by: cherries in season at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (RZ0OO)
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They gave Cassidy a standing ovation at their closed-door luncheon today.
I'll call that "whistling past the graveyard."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (ZOv7s)
"Pain is Weakness leaving your body to go to Art school, where it will flunk out after 6 terms and then move back into your basement with its pregnant girlfriend, Arthritis"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 06:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 06:01 PM (LHPAg)
1. Roger Ebert's retarded brother.
2. Someone has some sundresses in "his" closet for those special evenings.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 06:01 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 06:01 PM (Dd38x)
They forgot the part, or no longer care, that even the perception elections are fraudulent has deadly consequences to rule of law and the rest of it. Consent of the governed is a close run thing.
If they were truly cognizant their attitude would be “Oh, you want to look under the hood of the electoral system? Here, have at it, by all means”.
But they don’t do that. Deny everything, and flip the tables and accuse anyone of wanting free and fair elections as being election “deniers” themselves. It truly is a recipe for chaos and it is disturbing that those entrusted with this process don’t seem to be aware of it, or care.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 06:01 PM (/DOZY)
Time for Mr. Freeze the Senator from Arizona to start worrying...
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 20, 2026 06:02 PM (1qVfI)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (X+xvk)
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Teachers. By a lot.
They get to mold the beliefs and behaviors of young minds.
That damage can last for *generations.*
Where do you think journalists get their ideas?
From their teachers in grade school.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 06:02 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 05:50 PM (fqwyO)
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96 tiers?
Posted by: Axeman
***********
Tiers of a Clown?
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 05:56 PM (X+xvk)
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Ozzy had a solution for that.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)
Clowns to the Left of me... Toucans to the right?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2026 06:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 05:49 PM (73/SM)
just like supposedly oh so conservative Rick Perry.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 06:02 PM (rGqqI)
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 20, 2026 06:00 PM (X+xvk)
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They're the same picture.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2026 06:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ewok Facts at May 20, 2026 06:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 20, 2026 06:04 PM (fm9E/)
Tomorrow is bee Barnety Frank Day in Brattleboro to Horner a grate gay rites protector. We be m iss him and hops his legendary lives on.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt
Barnety Miller re-runs will air all day on Me-TV!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 06:04 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 06:04 PM (McFv/)
No Longer Propped Up by the American Taxpayer, Communist Former-State Media NPR Will Cut 300 Jobs
NPR is slashing jobs and restructuring its newsroom as the public-radio giant grapples with a financial crunch fueled by federal funding cuts, weakening station revenue and dramatic changes in how Americans consume news. The nonprofit broadcaster told staff this week that roughly 300 employees, mostly on newsgathering desks, are eligible for voluntary buyouts as executives scramble to close an $8 million budget gap. NPR management expects only about 30 employees to accept the buyouts voluntarily, meaning layoffs in the 425-strong newsroom could follow if too few workers opt in. The downsizing comes during a grim moment for the news biz, with the Washington Post seeing brutal cuts and CBS News launching layoffs earlier this year.But they're not in the news business. They're in the propaganda business. Fox manages just fine in the news business. Communists should try reporting news rather than Party Doctrines.
They lied and said "we only get 1% of our funding from the federal government." Yet when that "only 1%" is cut, they're forced to fire 300 of their 425 "news gatherers." Liars.
NPR's crisis traces back at least to last summer, when Congress voted to eliminate roughly $1.1 billion in funding for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, dealing a massive blow to local stations that pay NPR for programming. Though NPR has long said direct federal grants account for less than 1% of its budget, the organization depends heavily on fees from member stations, many of which are now under severe financial strain.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (DBapT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:47 PM (fqwyO)
And they quoted some shit from the Houston Chronicle and Texas Public Radio for their 'data.'
ESAD, assholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Octochicken at May 20, 2026 03:47 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 03:47 PM (zZu0s)
This is fraud.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:48 PM (CIgUV)
The only America First thing to do is to get funding for NPR back up to $50 billion so that it can pimp for open borders again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:48 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 03:48 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 03:48 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 03:49 PM (McFv/)
I mean, tell me you're laundering money broadcasting absolute shit radio without telling me you're laundering money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 03:49 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 03:49 PM (9BMWb)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:49 PM (2qkZ/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 03:49 PM (uFIgF)
Canadian politics seem to be a better fit, but Mexico benefits from expounding open borders.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (Sco7b)
Pretty funny, really.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 03:49 PM (9BMWb)
I thought I read something this morning that said the company split, or some such.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Wasn't there some rich person that donated all their wealth to these losers when they croaked? I thought it was a massive amount.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: gnats local 678
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AP and the NY Times, the alphabet networks, MSNOW, CNN, WaPo, most other newspapers, etc. etc.
AI can do your jobs and do it better including propaganda now.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (77rzZ)
I’m loving “ No blah blah blah!”
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (k4EKw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 03:49 PM (uFIgF)
OnlyFans. I mean, where else are you going to see the black juggernaut that is Rachel Dolezal naked?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: banana Dream
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Joan Kroc mebbe? Widow of McDonald's founder.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv)
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So NPR was/is actually a Ponzi Scheme?
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (pTlA3)
Posted by: gnats local 678
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AP and the NY Times, the alphabet networks, MSNOW, CNN, WaPo, most other newspapers, etc. etc.
AI can do your jobs and do it better including propaganda now.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)
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These are not state propaganda.
They are party propaganda.
There's overlap because of the administrative state, but the ultimate loyalty is to the party, not the state itself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: Uncle Leo at May 20, 2026 03:52 PM (oftw2)
Yeah, he was a liberal last I knew.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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So NPR was/is actually a Ponzi Scheme?
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (pTlA3)
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This is only illegal in finance, apparently. Perfectly legal everywhere else as long as you say progressive things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:52 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2026 03:52 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Don Black
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It was, they lifted the money before it even entered your wallet via withholding.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:52 PM (2qkZ/)
I have never listened so I think that answer is easy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 03:52 PM (WONhk)
Burns : F U, the money's mine, mine, mine ,all mine . Bwa ha ha. More new toupees
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 03:53 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:52 PM (2qkZ/)
That's hot!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 20, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
.....
He did a long rant on how he had to fire a bunch of of people, so I think the layoff is real.
I'm sure he is splitting off the gay Jeremy Boring entertainment wing.
Matt Walsh is about the only thing keeping the channel afloat. Not sure how much longer he will stay of Little Ben keeps cratering in his viewership.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 03:53 PM (9BMWb)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:54 PM (t7+TD)
Where will Amanpour go when she loses her looks?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026
Stateless with the dry humor left hook!
Ps. Canada. She will do amazingly well with state run media. Please receive her when we lob her across the border.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 03:54 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 03:54 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Nina Totenbag at May 20, 2026 03:54 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2026 03:54 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 03:54 PM (OoFl2)
*hopes she explodes like a grenade*
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:54 PM (t7+TD)
I mean, yes! Yes, it is!
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (5P5DO)
They needed 425 people to distill JJ's Morning Reports. Now some stuff is going to fall thru the cracks.
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (VnVVA)
Posted by: Heh heh. Goes down. Heh heh heh. at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Dr. Shemp, Professor of Voice at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (gflfc)
You mean their budget isn't really $110B?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (ynpvh)
LOLGF. Learn to AI, dbags.
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)
Remember the sob story about the woman who went from making $300K per year as the VP of an NGO which sent money to her husband's company for doing super important stuff and now they're both unemployed and are reaching their end?
They pay a lot of money because it's welfare for the connected children of connected people who connect. The third sons turned down by the Army. The daughters too addicted to - well - a cornucopia of penii to land someone who might, gasp, work with their hands.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 03:56 PM (ExV1e)
Not nearly enough.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM
____
It's a start.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 03:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:56 PM (FE2oD)
How the f*ck much were they getting paid?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:47 PM
No $hit. We were told repeatedly that npr did not really need any money from the federal government because the listeners provided the vast majority of their support.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (0N4FZ)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (2qkZ/)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (mkw2N)
Good Lord, don't tell me she's still around. She was a shaky, Kathering Hepburn-sounding fossil 40 years ago when I stopped listening.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:47 PM
No $hit. We were told repeatedly that npr did not really need any money from the federal government because the listeners provided the vast majority of their support.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (0N4FZ)
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And Big Bird still breathes.
So many lies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: Clay at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (h1FYt)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:46 PM
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"The question is, (P)BS, were you lying then, are you lying now, or are you not in fact a chronic and habitual LIAR?!?!?!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: Heh heh. Goes down. Heh heh heh. at May 20, 2026 03:55 PM (TbWk/)
YES! ACE, THIS IS PROMOTABLE.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (6wpGE)
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425 reporters and editors to churn out stories about how emojis are problematic?
https://www.npr.org/2022/02/09/1078977416/ race-chat-emoji-skin-tone-colors
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 03:58 PM (A39+G)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (2qkZ/)
Since it's all radio, how would we know?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 03:58 PM (qx7Zg)
They'd have to bring in outside talent. The current lineup is all in their 90s.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (gnNyN)
Went to a 'free' event once, but don't remember what it was for, where they told people that they would receive a FREE GIFT with a donation of $20.
FREE! For $20.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (vFG9F)
Does no one consider the arugula farmers and local baristas?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (0sNs1)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:57 PM (2qkZ/)
Since it's all radio, how would we know?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 03:58 PM (qx7Zg)
They could do this on the sidewalk outside their main office building.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (2qkZ/)
Posted by: Snooty Theatre Critic at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (2Ez/1)
The border is being secured because @POTUS made a promise and kept it. My job is to ensure the Senate doesn't get in the way. I'm blocking every attempt to defund, delay, or undermine the mission to protect our national sovereignty.
May 19, 2026 · 3:23 PM UTC
Posted by: Ring Status: Salivated at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2026 04:00 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 04:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 03:58 PM (qx7Zg)
.....
The same way you know the OF girls chatting with you online aren't actually sweaty pajeets somewhere in India.
You just trust them.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 04:00 PM (9BMWb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 04:00 PM (2zlwu)
But I'll always cherish a few memories. The epic "dead air" when the BBC host (NPR used to rebroadcast BBC's early morning show at o-dark-thirty when I was driving home from a late night hockey game) asked the obviously non-native English speaking Israeli spokesman whether the IDF was ceasing operations in a town on the West Bank because they "had killed enough people".
And the local host who quickly told his producer no calls (it was a call-in show) once he realized his idiot listeners would beclown themselves talking to someone who actually knew the topic and wouldn't spare or humor them).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2026 04:00 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)
_-_
I can just hear them describing the scene now...
"An underprivileged dancer accepts a donation from a white supremacist passerby who wishes to ease his anxiety about hating brown people..."
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 04:01 PM (t7+TD)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 04:01 PM (2qkZ/)
****
I just guessing that I wouldn't be watching topless weather girls, or anything, on NPR.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 20, 2026 04:01 PM (pTlA3)
The border is being secured because @POTUS made a promise and kept it. My job is to ensure the Senate doesn't get in the way. I'm blocking every attempt to defund, delay, or undermine the mission to protect our national sovereignty.
May 19, 2026 · 3:23 PM UTC
Have some tea leaves been read?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)
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Ken Burns' Britain:
"Britain was all black until William the Conqueror."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:01 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 04:02 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 03:54 PM (6wpGE)
... and "BWAHAHAHA"
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:02 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 04:02 PM (ZGTXg)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 04:02 PM (vFG9F)
FREE! For $20.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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When I was in high school, our drama club gave away FREE TICKETS to see our shows with the purchase of a salami & cheese broetchen. That's because we didn't have the licensing rights to sell tickets to see our shows, so we sold sandwiches instead and gave away tickets.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 04:02 PM (gnNyN)
I don't think it could top Orson Wells and the Mercury Theater Players 1938 production of War of the Worlds. Alien Voices would still be a reach (think of Leonard Nimoy and John DeLancie)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:02 PM (qx7Zg)
I wonder how many people work at SpaceX or Toyota to design a new product.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (fm9E/)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (2qkZ/)
... which I was spewing, after I read that, so, thanks!
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (gu0hJ)
I survived my biopsy this morning - obviously. I hope none of you ever have to go through that unless you're really into uncomfortable anal while being repeated stabbed in the dick by a guy wearing a Saw mask.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (cWLG3)
Are you going to listen to/watch the Candace owens/ Hunter Biden interview so we don’t have to?
Or we could turn it into a drinking game/contest.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (qNSKv)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Archimedes
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His field is dying and soon to be dead altogether as any cultural phenomenon is.
AI puts together slides with music plus commentary now on Youtube for a fraction of what he charges.
Give AI ten years and it will probably be cobble something together on command from your home computer or phone.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Johnny Dollar at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 20, 2026 04:04 PM (fm9E/)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 20, 2026 04:04 PM (EZKaN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026
World’s least paid CEO. Well except me, I guess I am technically a CEO. My salary stinks. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:04 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (2qkZ/)
NPR executive chick: I seek the Holy Grail.
Keeper: Would you like a cup of coffee?
NPR executive chick: No. er.. Ye-- Auuuuuuuugh!
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 04:04 PM (3uBP9)
How the f*ck much were they getting paid?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
It was laundered through the member stations. The more beaks you wet, the more people with an interest in the continuation of your grift, the more protection it has.
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 04:04 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 04:05 PM (vFG9F)
Have some tea leaves been read?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:01 PM (ExV1e)
____________
"The prospect of being hanged in the morning will concentrate a man's mind wonderfully."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 04:05 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Native New Yawker at May 20, 2026 04:05 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Piper
So, you're really not an empress?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (2qkZ/)
--'
NPR chick would think it's code for, "would you like to bask in my MALE GAZE?" *muhahahah*
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (cWLG3)
I survived my biopsy this morning - obviously. I hope none of you ever have to go through that unless you're really into uncomfortable anal while being repeated stabbed in the dick by a guy wearing a Saw mask.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Hope it all works out for you. Biopsies ain't fun.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (E4rtv)
As IF!!! Coffee and doughnuts are for the peons. NPR talent gets croissants and champagne.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (ZxPkt)
Starlink is 3:26 AM EDT tomorrow.
Starship is 4:30 EDT tomorrow.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (qx7Zg)
UK Bobbie after arresting Nowak because the stabber claimed Nowak had said naughty words, "I don't think you have, mate."
Disgusting.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (mkw2N)
Word games. Direct federal grants does not exclude laundered NGO and foundation monies. Which us apparently how they were actually funded.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (yFLFB)
I survived my biopsy this morning - obviously. I hope none of you ever have to go through that unless you're really into uncomfortable anal while being repeated stabbed in the dick by a guy wearing a Saw mask.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at
This sounds awful. I am so sorry for you.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 04:05 PM (vFG9F)
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Oh, I thought it might have been a meteor, but it was just the sun reflecting off of your pasty white man-titties.
Put 'em away, hoss.
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson
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He strikes me as a nipple ring kinda guy. While explaining on air that he learned it was an ancient Christian tradition in seminary school.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 20, 2026 04:07 PM (yFLFB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (gu0hJ)
What if it was an implied threat? Donation drive. First prize, an NPR mug. Last prize ... Nina
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 04:07 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)
Sorry.. I laughed.... Seriously, will say a prayer for you... PS... I'm still laughing at your discription
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Save your tears. It's a waste of good suffering!
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (gKWVE)
UK Bobbie after arresting Nowak because the stabber claimed Nowak had said naughty words, "I don't think you have, mate."
Disgusting.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20
The fact they let this poor kid bleed to death and absolutely nothing has happened to the police officers is incredulous.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (OoFl2)
I survived my biopsy this morning - obviously. I hope none of you ever have to go through that unless you're really into uncomfortable anal while being repeated stabbed in the dick by a guy wearing a Saw mask.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Hope it all works out for you. Biopsies ain't fun.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (E4rtv)
Wife told me her bone biopsy was the most painful she'd had.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 03:59 PM (2qkZ/)
This is really very funny, Vengeance.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
That's Saturday night 'round here.
Posted by: The Great Poofter at May 20, 2026 04:08 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (gu0hJ)
What if it was an implied threat? Donation drive. First prize, an NPR mug. Last prize ... Nina
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 04:07 PM (3uBP9)
Would Katy Tur help, or Ana Kasparian?
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (2zlwu)
_-_
Someone I know just had one for an anomaly just behind the nipple - they came at it with a long needle from behind. Massive bruising and soreness. Fortunately a benign result.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (t7+TD)
Posted by: Phil schwetty at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (cSOsh)
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (OoFl2)
I took it manfully, as expected from a reader of this fine blog, now crying or begging for mercy. I may have told the doctor that I hated him a couple times.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson
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He strikes me as a nipple ring kinda guy. While explaining on air that he learned it was an ancient Christian tradition in seminary school.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)
seminary or semenary school?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (4JCjc)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I don't think there is a way to numb that and yes, I have heard it was horrible but no personal experience. The ones of my thyroid and kidneys were bad enough.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Piper
So, you're really not an empress?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM
Not yet.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (ZxPkt)
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Postponed until tomorrow; Rumor is there was an employee accident in the launch pad area, but SpaceX merely announced a postponement with no reason given.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (d3lyb)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (qFwJc)
Henry Nowak, a 19 year old college student after being robbed and stabbed, "I've been stabbed."
UK Bobbie after arresting Nowak because the stabber claimed Nowak had said naughty words, "I don't think you have, mate."
Disgusting.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Elon is pledging any amount of money to get justice for this guy. He may have to buy England to do it.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (qx7Zg)
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No. It's 6:30 EDT tomorrow.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (jCuBf)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Well, he got down on his knees a lot.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)
There is only one, true empress …
Posted by: browndog tacking on the carpet at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (pY+ea)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (ZxPkt)
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Postponed until tomorrow; Rumor is there was an employee accident in the launch pad area, but SpaceX merely announced a postponement with no reason given.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (d3lyb)
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The inside skinny is that Musk showed up, high as a kite, and pissed on the rocket because he thought it would be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Didn't they give you any anasthesia?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)
The officer is keeping a good running commentary while also keeping up with the jackass running away.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Dick Armey at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
WOuch....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
They are only $8 million short in their budget? If NPR was getting half of that $1B, that would be a direct broadside hit to their budget. 300 employees at $50K (?) each would be $15M. Or maybe they are part timers and come cheap, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2026 04:11 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)
There is only one, true empress …
Posted by: browndog tacking on the carpet at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (pY+ea)
She is in exile though. Maybe a Romanov.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:11 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I don't think there is a way to numb that and yes, I have heard it was horrible but no personal experience. The ones of my thyroid and kidneys were bad enough.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
The ones on my transplant kidney weren't bad. local on top, needle inserted, quick loud SNAP and the sample was taken. In and out in 30 minutes, but still needed a ride due to anesthetic...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (ynpvh)
Don't try to make sense of it. It's all lies.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Dick Armey "
I think the closest they get is talking about drag.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (vFG9F)
It would draw in more conservative listeners and Candace's content is pretty entertaining and already formatted pretty well for radio.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (9BMWb)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (qx7Zg)
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No. It's 6:30 EDT tomorrow.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (bNf8H)
Some days I REALLY hate time zones.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (qx7Zg)
It felt like someone was pouring poison directly into my ears. Sheer agony, every syllable. I truly don't understand how anyone can tolerate NPR for more than about 15 seconds.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (Av6i5)
It would draw in more conservative listeners and Candace's content is pretty entertaining and already formatted pretty well for radio.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (9BMWb)
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Then the Israeli-French assassins will know where she is and murder her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:13 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 20, 2026 04:13 PM (V362x)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 04:13 PM (t7+TD)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (qFwJc)
She does audio OF...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:13 PM (ynpvh)
Sorry to hear about the miserable experience. Will keep you in prayer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 04:13 PM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: Dick Armey
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I think the original Car Talk is off the air, not sure one or both of the guys are still alive. They might be carrying reruns though. Garrison Keilor wasn't awful in a goofy kind of way until he lost his mind in the 00's under Bush.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:06 PM (qx7Zg)
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No. It's 6:30 EDT tomorrow.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (bNf8H)
Some days I REALLY hate time zones.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
They should be using stardates anyway.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Well...how about Mara LIasson? She seems nice:
https://shorturl.at/FMq1a
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (d3lyb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Apparently not well enough to keep NPR out of a financial hole.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (Ia/+0)
That really was a fun show, even for people like me who don't know about cars.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (ZeH0U)
I'm curious if yours was back there because I've heard bone biopsies are awful but mine wasn't super bad. It was uncomfortable, sure, but I've wondered if I had an easy one.
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (Md1Bq)
It felt like someone was pouring poison directly into my ears. Sheer agony, every syllable. I truly don't understand how anyone can tolerate NPR for more than about 15 seconds.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (Av6i5)
You are NOT of the body!
Posted by: Followers of Landru at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (ynpvh)
They will all be arrested, and paired up by age, sex, and weight.
Each pair will be placed in a small iron cage with water but no food, and with a webcam pointed at them.
Bettors can go to DraftKings to bet on who will feast upon whom. The winners will be rested, fed, and paired together in half as many cages, to repeat this process until the last winner is sent to the panther pits.
As cages empty, they will be filled with the professors, and then the politicians, and so forth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:15 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2026 04:15 PM (0p4q1)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)
I had two Xanax, or I'd probably have stabbed the doctor at some point, and they said something about a local roughly 3 nanoseconds before "you're going to feel some pressure" (doctor code for this is gonna hurt) and then "and then some pain" (doctor code for this is gonna hurt a lot). Fortunately, the early ones were the worst - as he accurately stated.
I guess that since the procedure is only 10 minutes or so they just make you tough it out. I imagine the afterlife for urologists is just daily biopsies for eternity. That makes me smile.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Apparently not well enough to keep NPR out of a financial hole.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (E4rtv)
Joke Punchline: "No, Senator, that was the right hole."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 04:16 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: It is What It Is
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You forgot the /s.
Captain subtext translation.
It would draw in the Sturm Front Jew h8rs and crackpot conspiracy junkies. A real unifier between the woke left and right.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
For now, I'm content to see them hanging on the Tree of Woe.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 04:16 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 20, 2026 04:13 PM (V362x)
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They went to the school of no-knocks.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 04:16 PM (McFv/)
One Christmas when I was in Ann Arbor, the local NPR affiliate was playing pieces from an album entitled "If Mozart Had Written Frosty the Snowman." It was pop Christmas music played in classical style by a string quartet. God stuff.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)
I'm curious if yours was back there because I've heard bone biopsies are awful but mine wasn't super bad. It was uncomfortable, sure, but I've wondered if I had an easy one.
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (Md1Bq)
Wife's was in her back, her spine. Was NOT fun for her at all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: zombie
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You miss me don't you?
Posted by: Daniel Schorr at May 20, 2026 04:17 PM (XeU6L)
The bone mattow one was a lot easier as they gave me some medical grade fentynal before the procedure. That was good stuff.
The prostate one hurt like hell. I think they used hot sauce as the anesthetic.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 20, 2026 04:17 PM (1fx5i)
If they were slightly less insane, there could have been a balanced and rational approach in the marketplace of ideas. Instead it has been whack job pedal to the metal for 60 years.
At one time the large conglomerate media outlets, all the major newspapers, magazines, television and everything was decidedly leftist In editorial slant, in the news.
Rush Limbaugh showed up on AM Radio and they tried to destroy him. One guy. I think they tried to outlaw him in Congress
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 04:17 PM (Y4gci)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 04:17 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Hanging curve ball sent straight to the bleachers. Well played.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:18 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 04:02 PM (gnNyN)
That's why I ran a concession table for my kids' drama performance last month. It was "donate to anything you want to, and as much as you want to, b/c we need a new stage" - that got more donations than expected...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 04:18 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek
How were stardates calculated? Was that ever explained?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)
When I lived in Ohio I contributed to the local station after they shoved all the jazz programming and dreary NPR stuff onto the Xavier University station and just played classical music and segments by a guy from the Cincinnati Zoo.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 04:18 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: zombie
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Fetanyl.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:19 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek
How were stardates calculated? Was that ever explained?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah, right after Warp Speed/Drive, I think.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:19 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (XeU6L)
Probably had secret knocks and panic rooms. I imagine them passing a bong and thinking they are erudite Mensa super intelligent men. Solving the problems not only of our failing country but the entire world. Nay, the universe and solar system into infinity and black holes.
Some may talk of pinecones as I have no idea still where that came from with Massie or why. I don't want to know, but figure deformed, STD scarring or genital warts. Possibly leprosy would explain scaling. In normal times I would recommend a derm for cancer, but since it is Massie I won't...but it does not sound normal, eh?
All things considered his sexting should be a warning to the Lincoln brain camps to not brag about their nethers too loudly, outside of the clubhouse.
We need a Moron to infiltrate and report back to us. I'll bet there is porn, too, once they get high and drunk while their wives think they are problem solving. Maybe hookers or furries.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: About 10 million nerds at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (vFG9F)
I don't think they can actually do that under the 13th Amendment.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (ZGTXg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 04:02 PM (gnNyN)
??? In my HS, we sold tickets with no problem. How did yours system operate?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
I tried to listen to the Archived shows, but they insist on installing contemporary advertising. Unlistenable. Pass.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (Y4gci)
Posted by: It is What It Is
Please tell me this is a joke. It’s a joke, right?
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek
How were stardates calculated? Was that ever explained?
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)
Can't say. Never dated a star.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 04:21 PM (FtULh)
Please tell me this is a joke. It’s a joke, right?
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (Dd38x)
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Conservative Pakistani listeners, surely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:21 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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I think one term congress critter, Madison Hawthorne spilled the beans about the orgies and depravity in Trump's first term. Got kicked out because of it.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 04:21 PM (FtULh)
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There was an anonymous report that we were hours away from a final deal (there was also something about a Pakistani general not being around for it, which seemed important).
I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:22 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: It is What It Is
Please tell me this is a joke. It’s a joke, right?
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (Dd38x)
It would expand their appeal with two types of content: Stalinism and Hitlerism. You know, globalist and statist communists.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:22 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:23 PM (Gqar8)
FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash
🚨 This afternoon, a former managing assistant U.S. Attorney who supported Jack Smith’s politicized investigation of President Trump has been charged with stealing the confidential investigation documents.
Carmen Lineberger allegedly emailed the confidential material to her own personal email, disguising them as dessert recipes to conceal them from record searches.
Lineberger is charged with four felony counts in the indictment.
This FBI will not hesitate to bring to account those who violated the trust of the American public in an investigation that should’ve never been brought to begin with.
3:01 PM · May 20, 2026
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Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:23 PM (Dd38x)
I’ve listened to it several times and have yet to even crack a smile. Seriously smug garbage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 04:23 PM (S25s/)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 04:21 PM (FtULh)
......
Probably because you subconsciously recognize that the longer the conflict draws out, the longer the oil conglomerates get to siphon off your life savings.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 04:23 PM (9BMWb)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Markets just want it over I think. They hate uncertainty while traders secretly love it. Volatility makes them money, stability doesn't.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 20, 2026 04:24 PM (CwhoI)
Fedgov barely gives any money to NPR, it doesn't matter
and
If you cut any funding at all Big Bird will die...DIE
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 496
I had mine in the hip. They iced it down for twenty minutes and I only felt some uncomfortable pressure. Twenty minutes after I got home my leg started hurting so bad I needed crutches to get around for a couple of days. Apparently the doc nicked a vein.
Posted by: Clay at May 20, 2026 04:24 PM (h1FYt)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:14 PM (Ia/+0)
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True, I enjoyed their shows a lot. I would LOL when someone would call in asking about fixing the check engine light in their car and they would say "well, get some black electrical tape..."
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 20, 2026 04:24 PM (pTlA3)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
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On the cheap...Small school, tiny budget for drama.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 04:24 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: tubal
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And ours went down nearly 30 cents overnight. 3.49/gal
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 20, 2026 04:25 PM (VkY89)
People might start thinking the wrong way, and that isn’t acceptable
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 04:25 PM (Y4gci)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)
HBO bought Big Bird, so they can't even use that as a talking point anymore.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 04:25 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:26 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)
HBO bought Big Bird, so they can't even use that as a talking point anymore.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 04:25 PM (iXqHn)
And here I was hoping for a "Big Bird Thanksgiving Special"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:26 PM (ynpvh)
Article here:
http://tiny.cc/8vr3101
Basically they came up with stardates to avoid pinning down the timeline. They were never all that consistent. There were some internal attempts at consistency at times, but it was never a real priority.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 04:27 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)
HBO bought Big Bird, so they can't even use that as a talking point anymore.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 04:25 PM (iXqHn)
And here I was hoping for a "Big Bird Thanksgiving Special"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:26 PM (ynpvh)
Spatchcock that sucker.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:27 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 04:27 PM (RIvkX)
I survived my biopsy this morning - obviously. I hope none of you ever have to go through that unless you're really into uncomfortable anal while being repeated stabbed in the dick by a guy wearing a Saw mask.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e
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Prayers for you. Hope the biopsy is nothing.
Before my one and only colonoscopy I informed the GI doc (hose in hand) that he was a sadist (due to the prep). His velly British nurse was offended and he laughed as he and I got along fine with sarcasm.
Heaven knows what they did to me during or after, however. My husband arrived to recovery and said I was mooning the room as no one covered my bottom with a blanket. He also had to talk sternly to me to stop laughing at others farting.
I am always in trouble.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 04:28 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
My HS drama teacher was what you could call "a pushy broad." (Very sweet lady, though, RIP.) She made sure that the Thespian Society was always a going concern.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 04:25 PM (iXqHn)
And here I was hoping for a "Big Bird Thanksgiving Special"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:26 PM (ynpvh)
Fox would serve roasted Big Bird to the winners of their NFL game on Thanksgiving, instead of Madden's Turducken?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:28 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 04:28 PM (BI5O2)
May we have a moment of silence signifying our hopes this will result in Ken Burns never making another bullsh*t "documentary."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 20, 2026 04:28 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:26 PM (Gqar
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Iran is losing $450 million a day in trade. Their ports in the Caspian sea can take about 1/100 of the trade that their Persian and Oman ports can. There are gas lines in the country. The railroads to China and Pakistan are not of the same gauge and require change overs. Also, the number of rail tankers to make up for the lost sea trade for oil is in the tens of thousands per day.
We're dealing with Biden era levels of gas prices.
Trump can go on forever, especially the closer the UAE can get to finishing their new pipeline that bypasses the strait.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:28 PM (fqwyO)
_-_
But it works, mate!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 04:29 PM (t7+TD)
Posted by: Walsingham at May 20, 2026 04:29 PM (dOL3D)
It felt like someone was pouring poison directly into my ears.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 04:12 PM (Av6i5)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:29 PM (6wpGE)
I was watching a lefty podcast. They argued you shouldn't listen to right wing media. Why?
Well the arguments from those right wingers were persuasive enough to persuade at least some people, why take the risk they might persuade you?!?
And...that's cult behavior
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
My HS drama teacher was what you could call "a pushy broad." (Very sweet lady, though, RIP.) She made sure that the Thespian Society was always a going concern.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)
Every time I hear the word Thespian, I think of this...
https://youtu.be/5WSTOwWMx-s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:30 PM (ynpvh)
_-_
But it works, mate!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 04:29 PM (t7+TD)
As an alternative, EweTube shows drilling out the Check Engine light on the dashboard.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:30 PM (qx7Zg)
"writing about music is like dancing about architecture" -m. mull
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 04:30 PM (R11M+)
They've supposedly got so many loyal leftist listeners, so why can't the raise any money from them?
Try an advertisement model, instead of hiding behind 'sponsorships', and maybe make a profit for once.
This ain't the UK where the BBC gets their cut of the 'TV License', so NPR needs to actually work to stay in business.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)
The measure, rooted in the 1973 War Powers Resolution, cleared a key procedural hurdle after Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) voted for the resolution. Cassidy, who had previously voted against similar measures introduced several times this year, delivered the decisive margin.
Three other Republicans—Sens. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), Susan Collins (R-Maine), and Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska)—also voted for the resolution. Only one Democrat, Sen. John Fetterman (D-Penn.), voted against it. Three Republicans, Sens. John Cornyn (R-Texas), Thom Tillis (R-N.C.), and Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) were absent.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (9BMWb)
Just thought you'd want to know..
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (d3lyb)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (vTZFs)
I had a sigmoidoscopy done once. Those are done with less prep but also with no anesthesia. I'll take a colonoscopy over that any day.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (rvNIn)
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Now to drill hole in that damned thing that makes a loud "Bing!" when a seatbelt is unbuckled.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (t7+TD)
Just thought you'd want to know..
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (d3lyb)
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Also, "Meth Mouth" -- which is why they all deserve "free" new teeth.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 04:32 PM (McFv/)
Mrs has had four... with little tattoos to mark the locations.
Some have hurt pretty bad...
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)
There is a market for snobby British entertainment without much politics. So if they just kept the politics at say the level of ABC/NBC/CBS and ran with Brit shows I think they'd have gotten twice the audience at 1/10th the cost - because buying shows from the BBC can't cost that much...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm)
We're dealing with Biden era levels of gas prices.
Trump can go on forever, especially the closer the UAE can get to finishing their new pipeline that bypasses the strait.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:28 PM (fqwyO)
They need to get their Spin Machine going then. Go in strong for the midterms. Do you agree that the perception of us having lost the initiative in the affair is the angle on which his opposition will attack him?
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:32 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 04:32 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)
"Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Movie for Universal...
The film is based on Mitchell Zuckoff's forthcoming book and marks Bay's second collaboration with the journalist following '13 Hours.'"
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 04:32 PM (GD0B3)
Someone should tell the mayor of LA so she could go solve that problem right away.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (9BMWb)
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We haven't been in active conflict for weeks. The War Powers Act, not only being unconstitutional, is clear in the language that this kind of pause allows for a new timeline to start again if it does start again. A blockade is not active conflict and doesn't meet the definitions within the War Powers Act.
Also, it's an empty resolution with no power.
And still, no boots on the ground and thousands dead like Tucker promised.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:33 PM (fqwyO)
I don't think they can actually do that under the 13th Amendment.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 04:20 PM (gKWVE)
Probably not. If they want to rule that way, they should personally make up for the loss of Federal funds to the hospital system.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:33 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: My NPR Story at May 20, 2026 04:33 PM (oftw2)
I had a sigmoidoscopy done once. Those are done with less prep but also with no anesthesia. I'll take a colonoscopy over that any day.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (ExV1e)
I've had both. Damn doc, the first time I had a sygmoidoscopy, told me to look at the monitor...just to see the camera was approaching the event horizon of a black hole...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:33 PM (Ia/+0)
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Nothing trims the fat faster than a hunger-crazed Liasson hunched over the carcass of a vanquished Totenberg.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 04:33 PM (BI5O2)
I remember when Toll Bros. ended sponsorship of Metropolitan Opera broadcasts and all the aethetes were all "Greedy philistine corporations!" and I was thinking, "Hey, why doesn't the ENTERTAINMENT industry sponsor them?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 04:34 PM (HdYcL)
No responsibility to deal with.
Offer them housing and drugs and they'll take the housing.
But make them choose drugs or housing and they'll take the drugs any day. In my AO come winter time there is a constant tension when it gets really cold - force the druggies into shelters with a no drug policy or let them die on the streets...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:32 PM (Gqar
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Iran is background noise now. Has been for weeks.
It won't matter to anyone even if the status quo remains.
Gas prices have shockingly little predictive power in elections. People just kind of get used to higher prices.
Plus, I'm assured time and time again that months is forever in politics. But that doesn't apply to gas prices, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:34 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: tubal
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And ours went down nearly 30 cents overnight. 3.49/gal
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
Seasonal price changes due to switching from winter to summer blends. I think Zeldin at the EPA waived some of the regulations this year but boutique fuels haven't been need to meet Clean Air Act since the mid 90's due to advances in sensors and engine computers.
But, the oxegenating additive is alcohol so you got the farm state cornoholics desperate to keep that stupid mandate in. The petroleum competitor to it was MTBE which was found to contaminate ground water so banned.
We don't need alcohol in fuel anymore.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:34 PM (E4rtv)
Someone should tell the mayor of LA so she could go solve that problem right away.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:33 PM (sKqQm) h
Yup, seems like firing all the layers of bureaucracy would fix the problem...start with the city council, work your way down...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2026 04:35 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 04:35 PM (J3rUC)
Not once did I ever consider the propaganda media apparatchiks getting cut as brutal. Seeing these market adjustments as righteous retribution did on the other hand.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 20, 2026 04:35 PM (glnUu)
I'm sure President Trump is going to sign that into law
🙄
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 20, 2026 04:35 PM (zBgIx)
No responsibility to deal with.
Posted by: four seasons
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[hmm. Perhaps I should consider that...]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 20, 2026 04:35 PM (zBgIx)
🚨 This afternoon, a former managing assistant U.S. Attorney who supported Jack Smith’s politicized investigation of President Trump has been charged with stealing the confidential investigation documents.
Carmen Lineberger allegedly emailed the confidential material to her own personal email, disguising them as dessert recipes to conceal them from record searches.
Lineberger is charged with four felony counts in the indictment.
This FBI will not hesitate to bring to account those who violated the trust of the American public in an investigation that should’ve never been brought to begin with.
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Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 04:23 PM
They need to find out who gave her access to the confidential investigation documents and charge them as well.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2026 04:36 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 04:36 PM (Qxy/R)
I am told, pretty much every day, in these pages that the higher gas prices will mean the Republicans will lose 7000 House members and all 30 million Senators.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:36 PM (ExV1e)
We don't need alcohol in fuel anymore.
A smart way to do it politically - pair getting rid of the mandate with the government buying the same amount of corn to send to Africa.
Then later you can get rid of the corn payout.
In the short term the cost of gas will drop and engine performance will increase without losing farm votes.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:37 PM (sKqQm)
He was 86 years old. Frank entered hospice care earlier this year for heart failure and reported he died from chocking on a penis shaped object lodged in his esophagus.
Posted by: Jack Meehoff at May 20, 2026 04:37 PM (xl8DV)
At some point, we are gonna have to bomb the hell out of them again. Just get it over with.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 20, 2026 04:37 PM (MNCvZ)
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It is here too. The Progs have made it appealing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 04:37 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:37 PM (ynpvh)
I am told, pretty much every day, in these pages that the higher gas prices will mean the Republicans will lose 7000 House members and all 30 million Senators.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 04:36 PM (ExV1e)
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Fool.
It's 10,000 House members and 100 million senators.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:37 PM (fqwyO)
Ms Lineberger was only trying to stop the destruction of the GOP by the Orange Menace.
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 04:38 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:16 PM (ynpvh)
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Now THAT sounds awful!
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 04:38 PM (6U6WV)
We don't need alcohol in fuel anymore.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:34 PM (E4rtv)
Hmmm. We could ship the fuel alcohol to Europe, since it's a renewable fuel. We get money, farmers get paid, and they get fuel for their ships and other power needs. Win-win!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 04:39 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 04:39 PM (GD0B3)
EXTOLL FAITH FAMILY AND GUN CLINGING!
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2026 04:39 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Kami Harris at May 20, 2026 04:39 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8)
Just thought you'd want to know..
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 04:31 PM (d3lyb)
Whaddya call people who always blame their failures on other people?
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:39 PM (6wpGE)
I just paid $6.50 per gallon. It's insane out here.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 04:40 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 04:34 PM (E4rtv)
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More for me!
Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at May 20, 2026 04:40 PM (gnNyN)
My optimism is based on Iran dying everyday from the blockade and Trump will not make a bad deal.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar
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We spent the last few weeks exclusively talking about congressional redistricting.
The people are fickle and chase squirrels. We talk more about the LA mayor's race than Iran now because of AI videos.
Midterms are about base turnout, not overriding narratives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (fqwyO)
The Dems will stop the bill with a few GOPe stragglers but that's ok, it lets you campaign on it...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:16 PM (ynpvh)
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Now THAT sounds awful!
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 04:38 PM (6U6WV)
After several years, she started getting pain...the solution was to fill in some of the vertebrae in her upper back that had started to compress due to the weaker strength of the cancer cells replacing her native bone cells. The used what was essentially medical concrete. Helped greatly.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Le Haim at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (Fz2pX)
They will insist on spending YOUR money to support their causes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (6ohhg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: EzE at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (pxzPN)
Posted by: Darius repeats this a lot at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (gKWVE)
Where will I go now to get a fix of Ken Burn's nasal, whiny, patronizing voice?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (azNOR)
Cuba has LOTS of sugar cane and it can make alcohol fuel out of it.
ARE THEY STUPID?
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (KtOUo)
They make a lot of sugar-based ethanol in Brazil.
It's a large percentage of their fuel market.
I don't think the Cubans have the equipment to make ethanol or I'm sure they'd be working on it right now as bad as it's going for them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (Cjger)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 04:44 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 04:44 PM (3ek7K)
Did someone stealth edit this guy, or is he just some drive-by troll?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (mkw2N)
cob-logger translation
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:45 PM (6wpGE)
I don't really care who wins at this point.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 04:45 PM (9BMWb)
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2026 04:45 PM (Gqar8)
328 Fran Liebowitz is telling billionaires to leave NYC because they add nothing. 1) I've never cared what she thinks 2) I thought she was dead 3) she's wrong 4) she's fugly
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 04:44 PM (gu0hJ)
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And now, she's about 300 years old.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 04:46 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 04:46 PM (6U6WV)
Reading through lefty sites, they've decided that "the rich" only get that way by robbing the poor so I can see why they've reached the argument that driving away your highest taxpayers is good.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)
Sounds like the methhead mayor of Seattle. Well, bye.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 04:46 PM (vFG9F)
It's a large percentage of their fuel market.
I don't think the Cubans have the equipment to make ethanol or I'm sure they'd be working on it right now as bad as it's going for them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)
Let's not be hasty. They have the equipment to make rum.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 04:46 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 20, 2026 04:41 PM (qFwJc)
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I continue to be optimistic and patient as now the in-fighting is starting, or foreplay as Tousi says.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 04:46 PM (WONhk)
Deserves? That says to me she sees her and her senate pals seats as something to which they are entitled. Kind of like being royalty.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 20, 2026 04:46 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 04:46 PM (6U6WV)
I would've expected Barney Frank to die in a Gloryhole accident...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:47 PM (ynpvh)
They made ethanol fuel in WWII and I'm pretty sure they still make it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 04:47 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)
I prefer mine medium-rare...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 04:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Le Haim at May 20, 2026 04:48 PM (hNsiU)
They seem to love to raise gas prices quickly and lower them at the speed of frozen molasses, though.
Hopefully prices will be back down around $3 come October.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 04:48 PM (6ydKt)
Deserves? That says to me she sees her and her senate pals seats as something to which they are entitled. Kind of like being royalty.
Those both have a long history of existence to themselves and their community.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (D1E+2)
"NPR's crisis traces back at least to last summer, when Congress voted to eliminate roughly $1.1 billion in funding for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, dealing a massive blow to local stations that pay NPR for programming."
Huh, is that how it works?
Wow.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 04:47 PM (mkw2N)
They better get on ramping up production then, because they're running out of oil.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)
If Trump pulls that off I can see gains of 40+ in the House with redistricting.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)
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It's a type of cement rather than concrete.
Sometimes it's a polymer.
Which reminds me - it's probably about time to talk to talk to the surgeon about mudding my daughter's craniectomy. I think it's gotta be soon at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (BI5O2)
Slightly OT, have you seen the "Go to LA and vote for Pratt" memes? It's funny, everyone saying Hell, they don't check ID in California, take a weekend in LA and drop the guy a vote!
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (n7rxJ)
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I like how she is so smart she admits criminal intent.
And I guarantee it was part of the "we'll restart the investigations into Trump in 2029" plot.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 04:50 PM (73/SM)
Keep in mind that anyone with an ounce of initiative has already left Cuba.
What's left makes LA's street addicts look ambitious.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 04:50 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 20, 2026 04:50 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2026 04:50 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Karen Bass at May 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 04:51 PM (vFG9F)
Karen Bass, on the other hand ....
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:52 PM (6wpGE)
And when did a radio network have "viewers"?
You're all mixed up here. There's flecks in your spittle. It's foaming.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 20, 2026 04:52 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)
They could've been the Macau of the Caribbean.
Instead they decided to follow a smooth-talking lawyer revolutionary into a six decade disaster.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 04:52 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2026 04:50 PM (fV+MH
Don't ask.
Once we topple that regime, we're going to be absorbing 11 million Cubans through south Florida.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 04:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 20, 2026 04:50 PM (OUMaO)
I mean thats true across the board. You could probably tell ChatGPT to write blog posts "in the style of Ace of spades" and it would be indistinguishable from the real ace.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 04:52 PM (9BMWb)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 04:49 PM (n7rxJ)
Probably a felony?
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:53 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 04:53 PM (u82oZ)
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According to Bad Bunny, old men sitting outside dilapidated cafe fronts all day on plastic chairs is the aspiration of all Latinos.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 04:54 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2026 04:54 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Le Laim at May 20, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2026 04:54 PM (fV+MH)
'' ... and listeners like you."
--NPR babe
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:55 PM (6wpGE)
The silver croak of proto-Karen Diane Reims scolding call-ins about why NPR didn't need your money goes back 20 years.
"Are you in your car calling? We won't speak with you!"
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 04:55 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 04:56 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:56 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 04:56 PM (t7+TD)
"NPR has long said direct federal grants account for less than 1%"
Technically true, but misleading.
Like all their fucking reporting.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2026 04:57 PM (ufFY8)
--NPR babe
Posted by: m "
"NPR babe"? I'm taking the under on that one, Cotton.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2026 04:57 PM (fV+MH)
We don't need alcohol in fuel anymore.
>>>A smart way to do it politically - pair getting rid of the mandate with the government ...
Posted by: 18-1
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Helping the farmer to find new markets or new profit crops. Maybe it's time for the Chinese to incorporated corn into their diets.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 04:58 PM (Qxy/R)
363 When the hell was Ken Burns ever on Public Radio?
And when did a radio network have "viewers"?
You're all mixed up here. There's flecks in your spittle. It's foaming.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 20, 2026 04:52 PM
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Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 04:59 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 05:00 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 04:59 PM (azNOR
Don't pay Clownriver no nevermind. He's always on a roll.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 05:15 PM (BI5O2)
Democrat Who Won the Most Votes for the Primary for Texas' 35th District Wants to Create Concentration Camps for "Zionists" and Forcibly Castrate Them
That's not an exaggeration, that's her policy program as announced on her Instagram page.
Bill MeluginShe did not outright win the primary, as she did not hit 50%, but she won most of the votes. She will now face another Democrat in a runoff. An article:
@BillMelugin_ Maureen Galindo, a Democrat running for Congress in TX-35, says in an Instagram post that she would turn an ICE detention center near San Antonio "into a prison for American Zionists", and will also use it as a castration processing center for pedophiles, "which will probably be most of the Zionists". Yes, it's real, and yes the post is still up. She has a runoff election next week. In other posts on her Instagram, Galindo claims that her runoff opponent, Johnny Garcia, was part of a human trafficking conspiracy orchestrated by "billionaire Zionist Jews."
Controversy-tarred congressional candidate Maureen Galindo this week pledged to transform a site south of San Antonio now used by the Trump administration to detain migrants into an internment camp for "American Zionists." "She'll turn Karnes ICE Detention Center into a prison for American Zionists and former ICE officers for human trafficking," Galindo wrote in an Instagram post over the weekend, referring to herself in the third person. "It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists." Galindo's latest set of inflammatory remarks comes as the Democratic hopeful for Texas' newly redrawn 35th Congressional District continues to draw national attention for remarks critics have called antisemitic and untethered from reality. The controversy is snowballing as she heads into the May 26 Democratic primary runoff. Over the past week, Galindo has accused her runoff opponent -- former Bexar County Public Information Officer Johnny Garcia -- of participating in a human trafficking conspiracy orchestrated by billionaire zionist Jews. She also pledged during a Texas Public Radio interview to put Garcia on trial for treason. Beyond her attacks on Garcia, Galindo has continued to promote the narrative that a cabal of Jewish zionists controls Hollywood, the media and even local politicians.
Jake Tapper is right now pondering how to turn this into a political attack piece on Republicans.
Maureen Galindo, a Democrat running for Congress in TX-35, says in an Instagram post that she would turn an ICE detention center near San Antonio “into a prison for American Zionists”, and will also use it as a castration processing center for pedophiles, “which will probably be… pic.twitter.com/d5Xmb2uk9n
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) May 19, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: doug at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (a5gqe)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Nazdar at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: doug at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (B+6a4)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
Great minds....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 02:38 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2026 02:38 PM (2UnvF)
Any one of us could write legislation on behalf of our Congresscritters, but most likely NONE of it would ever make it to the floor of Congress for debate or voting.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 02:38 PM (gnNyN)
A democrat says this and all they have to do to have it pass is say "Come on, I wasn't serious." And, their party, the media, and radical leftist voters let them off the hook.
That's coming up next. Just watch.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:39 PM (dIske)
Anti Semite. Legal Insurrection has her looking more bug eyed from other photos
https://tinyurl.com/43bswzfw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 02:39 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:39 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Oh Noes!! at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (CWTWj)
A democrat says this and all they have to do to have it pass is say "Come on, I wasn't serious." And, their party, the media, and radical leftist voters let them off the hook.
That's coming up next. Just watch.
Posted by: Orson
Morowitz or what ever his name is D rep from Florida went at her pretty hard. Including saying she had to go.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mein Kampf at May 20, 2026 02:41 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 02:41 PM (TH/2I)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 02:41 PM (TH/2I)
The Rapist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 02:41 PM (TH/2I)
Because most Democrats are Democrats because they want to keep weird sex shit from being rightfully outlawed.
(The ones who AREN'T about weird sex shit are the Free Shit Army.)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM (uEmCf)
Only thing missing is the thick rimmed black glasses.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM (b4qzS)
I understand that, while it is a well-known Nazi tattoo, it is an Innocence Rune when on a Democrat; a literal Ward of Protection against accusations of being a Nazi.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 02:43 PM (rJ48h)
I'm going with family/inheritance. She's been a shouty nutjob for years.
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:43 PM (XuXeR)
An actual investigative journalist might look into it.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 02:43 PM (gKWVE)
To be in our group you have to really hate the jews.
Oh, I do! I hate the jews already!
Oh yeah? How much?
A lot!
Right, you're in.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2026 02:43 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 02:43 PM (gu0hJ)
Morowitz or what ever his name is D rep from Florida went at her pretty hard. Including saying she had to go.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) is big time Jewish. That makes him an outlier in the eyes of Leftists.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Lots Of Tuna Salad, IIRC at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (J4Dwc)
I wonder how she would define "Zionist."
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: pookysgirl would send it to him if she had the channels at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 02:43 PM (gu0hJ)
I concur.
- Chairman Mao
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (b4qzS)
This is so bad it may even reduce Jewish support of Dems to 75%
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Gladys Kravitz at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM (q2NNn)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM (GD0B3)
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OPINION
MICHELLE GOLDBERG
Democrats Can’t Let This Antisemitic Sex Therapist Win Her Runoff
Posted by: beckster at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM (kX27y)
Never disarm. Never get on the train.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM (dK+Kv)
https://tinyurl.com/mpckuupf
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (J4Dwc)
So 'no.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM (zZu0s)
Iran is going to have a sanity and fertility boom thanks to having no internet for months.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 20, 2026 02:46 PM (fm9E/)
And that is the Democrat's political and social platform's foundation. All the other shit they propose or threaten us with is just icing on their cake.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 02:46 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 20, 2026 02:46 PM (cZMme)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:46 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 02:46 PM (2WIwB)
AOC's claim that it is a Republican op.
Posted by: gKWVE
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I'm calling the op a success right now then. That this nutjob got the number of Dem votes she did proves something about that party.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 02:46 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 02:46 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 02:47 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 02:47 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:47 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 02:47 PM (FN3wE)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at May 20, 2026 02:47 PM (P4Pk9)
while (true) great;
grand daughter of Taylor for that to be true as scientists have proven that Taylor dried up at the same time the earth's crust formed.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:47 PM (3uBP9)
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Well, an apology will let her off the hook with the party and the media.
The radical leftist voters will then require a wink to let them know that she actually was serious.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (BGygK)
Posted by: 29Victor at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM
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Leave it to the horde to ask the really important questions.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (2Ez/1)
what. a. tool.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (viF8m)
Where's the DOJ, an early morning no-knock raid, frog-march, and imprisonment in the Garland Archipelago?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM (GD0B3)
_______________________________
You can't tell me this isn't a by-product of the Social Media age. Half the shit you see in social media these days is people confessing stupidity or failures that would have been something you kept to yourself (out of shame) as little as 10 years ago. I lost count of all the entitled window lickers who (for some unknown reason) are sitting in their car confessing and displaying their idiocy to the rest of us as if it has value or importance.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:46 PM (GD0B3)
Ripley's been around forever. And the saddest part is he's not exactly wrong. If this remark came from JJ or CBD (who would probably also regretfully say this is true) we wouldnt bat an eye.
Not everyone is stormfront.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)
tinyurl.com/yf2f5pfw
So she is, in fact, an AWFL from Portland. She ran on "Affordability" (which means communism, in Portlandese).
Whatever "Lean Left" is, the more likely reason Galindo has shifted against Zionism is because her opponent is AIPAC-endorsed.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Oh Noes!! at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM
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Leave it to the horde to ask the really important questions.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (2Ez/1)
Don't disparage us for trying to find a bright side in all this.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (dK+Kv)
http://tiny.cc/iqr3101
About 2:10 into the video.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 02:50 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 02:50 PM (fzPQK)
Posted by: Gladys Kravitz
Bewitched had so many freaky females. Alice Pearce, Sandra Gould, Alice Ghostley, Agnes Moorhead, Marion Lorne, Estelle Winwood,....
Posted by: ...And Paul Lynde at May 20, 2026 02:50 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)
"Never Again" means eternal vigilance.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:50 PM (uEmCf)
Not everyone is stormfront.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)
No kidding.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (B+6a4)
Better bring two.
Sheesh. A few pictures make her look like a beanpole. Probably smells funny too.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 02:51 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (viF8m)
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Unexpectedly, the Venn Diagram of the two groups approaches a perfect circle.
/I may need a deeper explanation involving the wheels of the crazy train school bus going round-and-round from Kommie-la ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:51 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 02:51 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 02:51 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:51 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM
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Leave it to the horde to ask the really important questions.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (2Ez/1)
Don't disparage us for trying to find a bright side in all this.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (dK+Kv)
***
A pirate's dream. A sunken chest.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 02:51 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM
I was going to say that she said the quiet part out loud, but at this point in the Democrats' radicalization, it isn't the quiet part anymore.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 02:52 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM
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We're not here.
Posted by: Macedonian bot farms at May 20, 2026 02:52 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:50 PM (uEmCf)
Yes, absolutely. But I don't like witchhunts. The goats always reveal themselves without prompting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)
It's a foreign op, bot farms, you name it.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 02:52 PM (LHPAg)
So she is, in fact, an AWFL from Portland.
Yeah, I watched a bit of the video I linked. She's got a stereotypical west coast white girl accent and affect.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Macedonian bot farms at May 20, 2026 02:52 PM (2Ez/1)
Indonesia, Turkey, Qatar and inbreds from phakistan.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM (GD0B3)
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Funny.
I was going to include Paul Lynde until I saw you nic ... well-played.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM
(D) out front should've told you
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
Look for the silver lining.
Posted by: Marilyn Miller at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM (b4qzS)
Not everyone is stormfront.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)
I know who it is. No need to defend them.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM (GD0B3)
@Breaking911 10m
BREAKING: Runway shut down at LaGuardia after sinkhole discovered
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 02:54 PM (diia5)
___________________
To start, I'd landscape my shrubs to look like a Menorah. And, I'd have a life size Zero Mostel on my roof holding a fiddle.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:54 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 02:51 PM (HdYcL)
Sterilization was a technocrat/progressive wet dream at the beginning of the 20th. See Wilson or Sanger. Hitler meant that they had to go underground with a lot of it, but not all. Not surprising the quiet part is being said outlook again.
Trump gives them the crazies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 02:54 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 02:52 PM (LHPAg)
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"Is feature, not bug, comrade!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:54 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Oh Noes!! at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (HcoTw)
You got a problem with that?
Posted by: Las Zetas Cartel at May 20, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (YZ0Fo)
2 She seems fun....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (Sco7b)
Good teefs for a psychopath.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 02:55 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: runner
Democrats became Identitarians which means there is no overarching truth, no restraint on exercising power, and hatred of designated scapegoats. That is what unifies the left at the general election level. But then it becomes who among them gets to exercise power and that is where the bigotry and hatred turns inward. They are fighting each other for control, power, and money.
So the current older elites in the Democrat party are getting shoved aside for the newcomers that now view it as their time for the goodies.
The welfare class simply ignores the whole thing and just wants to get paid something for nothing. Any faction of leaders will do as long as the checks go out.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:55 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: mea culpa at May 20, 2026 02:56 PM (bN49u)
I think that's why this year's "pride" is already going "beyond the rainbow". They're telling gays and lesbians not only that their own movement is no longer about them (lmao) but that they specifically are "the problem".
To quote these new millennial people: and I am so fucking here for it.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:56 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
Look for the silver lining.
Posted by: Marilyn Miller at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM
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Hoping for a Sue Ellen Mitskie.
Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at May 20, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (FhXTo)
These fuckers are not joking around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 02:54 PM (xcxpd)
Spot on MAE.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (2WIwB)
She's wearing the big glasses. She is so smart.
I'm gonna get some so I can be smart. I will run for office because I'll be smart.
Now if I had big boobs and the big glasses I will be a shooin for office.
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Oh Noes!! at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (h2pEv)
I think that's why this year's "pride" is already going "beyond the rainbow". They're telling gays and lesbians not only that their own movement is no longer about them (lmao) but that they specifically are "the problem".
To quote these new millennial people: and I am so fucking here for it.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:56 PM (h2pEv)
Muslims have ALWAYS been the favorite. They've always been at the very top of the Progressive Stack, and any left-wing meme chart that assigns "oppression value" to certain demographics.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (uEmCf)
Funny thing, the Dem party IS the Paedo party...just ask sniffy Joe, and the Dem party is chock full of anti-semites, like this vile woman.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Zombie Shecky Greene at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (mC7bQ)
Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:55 PM
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Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: La'Tonya at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
Look for the silver lining.
Posted by: Marilyn Miller at May 20, 2026 02:53 PM
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Hoping for a Sue Ellen Mitskie.
Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at May 20, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Dream big. Milena Velba
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (q2NNn)
Remember when a random Republican house candidate got the biology of reproduction (sort of) wrong one year and it was THE topic for that whole election cycle?
But here a Dem candidate going full NAZI will be a one day news story
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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It is more that we imported Turd World political cultures where making people hate each other is a classic divide and conquer strategy for elites. The planter South in the 1820's to 1900's was the same.
And I think that is why the WEF class have invaded the West with masses of Turd World assholes.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (FhXTo)
Two side lobes...are they boob-shaped?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (ynpvh)
At least the Democrats are finally saying the quiet part out loud now. Maybe the normies and country club Republicans will finally wake up.
Nah, who am I kidding?!
Short version:
Larry Grathwohl on Ayers plan for American reeducation camps and the need to kill millions
youtube.com/watch?v=CKTltWU1e7w
Longer version:
Total War: 'Exterminate the Capitalists by the Millions' (Weather Underground documentary clip)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH6DatMJU_I
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 02:52 PM (bFu5X)
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They should officially change their name to "Murder, Inc." now that the Mafia has gone underground -- and before Islam trademarks it.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:59 PM (McFv/)
And now you know why they want so many trained tranny doctors. At least the job will be done neatly.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:59 PM (h2pEv)
You quit. You have no constituents.
🚨BREAKING: U.S. Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) Has Resigned from Congress
The Florida Democrat, who represented the heavily blue 20th District (Broward and Palm Beach counties), submitted her resignation on April 21, 2026, effective immediately.
She stepped down just minutes before a scheduled House Ethics Committee hearing that was widely expected to recommend sanctions — including possible expulsion — amid allegations of ethics violations and misuse of campaign funds tied to ongoing federal investigations.
In her statement, Cherfilus-McCormick called the process a “witch hunt” and said she was resigning to focus on her constituents.
A special election is now underway to fill the vacancy in this strongly Democratic seat.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 02:59 PM (+hIS8)
House Democrats are in a mad dash to isolate Texas Democratic congressional candidate MG, who has said she wants to turn an ICE facility into a "prison for American Zionists"
Why it matters: A mysterious PAC is spending hundreds of thousands of boost Galindo, which Democrats allege is a Republican attempt to ensure the GOP candidate in that district facts a weal opponent in November.
(OWK as a Shapiro ploy. jk)
Bullet points -
House Republican leadership must immediately cease propping up this antisemitic candidacy, "House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) and Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee chair Suzan DelBene (D-Wash) said in a statement Tuesday evening.
Galindo did not respond to multiple requests for comments, with a spokesperson for the Republican-aligned Congressional Leadership Fund declining to say if the GOP is behind PAC spending on her behalf.
(Much more follows.)
Suspect, but who would be unbalanced enough to risk life and limb in the game?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 02:59 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:49 PM (dK+Kv)
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 03:00 PM (Kdi1r)
I think that's why this year's "pride" is already going "beyond the rainbow". They're telling gays and lesbians not only that their own movement is no longer about them (lmao) but that they specifically are "the problem".
To quote these new millennial people: and I am so fucking here for it.
Posted by: ...
Qatar pays better and Muzzie violence is always a risk.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 03:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: mindful webworker - sauce for the gander at May 20, 2026 03:00 PM (drdOJ)
Yep, if you ever get into politics with a member of the FSA they'll tell you they have all sorts of moral views but will ultimately decide who to vote for based on who will give them the most money...
FSA members that were aware of the clot shot scam for example were some of them most loathsome people you can imagine. "Sure the Dems wants to inject us with poison, but these Republicans might cut my benefits!"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)
So the current older elites in the Democrat party are getting shoved aside for the newcomers that now view it as their time for the goodies.
The welfare class simply ignores the whole thing and just wants to get paid something for nothing. Any faction of leaders will do as long as the checks go out.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:55 PM (E4rtv)
With Democrats it is always whoever is a leader, they are socialists and have a need to be fed and led. So now they are led by AOC. Their spirit animals in the Republican party tried to wrestle control from Trump. Has not worked, but they are trying desperately and they have a lot of help from abroad, because weak American is a dream for America's adversaries. China, Islamo-nazis, etc. What happens after Trump is anyone's guess.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (FhXTo)
Two side lobes...are they boob-shaped?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 02:58 PM (ynpvh)
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I was imagining Jerry Nadler's love handles.
/'Scuse me, while I puke this rye ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (McFv/)
117 Hoping for a Sue Ellen Mitskie.
The braless wonder ?
Posted by: Oh Noes!! at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM
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Oh yeah...
https://tinyurl.com/26a6wn5j
Posted by: Hubba hubba at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (t7+TD)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (h2pEv)
~~ Jake Tapper, future possible statement
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (bT14l)
Posted by: mea culpa at May 20, 2026 02:56 PM (bN49u)
Heh. Yeah, it's a mystery.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 03:02 PM (zZu0s)
I think that's why this year's "pride" is already going "beyond the rainbow". They're telling gays and lesbians not only that their own movement is no longer about them (lmao) but that they specifically are "the problem".
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:56 PM (h2pEv)
Always has been.
https://romaninukraine.com/
30-methods-and-
characteristics-of-communism/
6. True believers die next.
High level KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov could not have stated it more clearly:
“They [truly ideological communists] are instrumental in the process of subversion only to destabilize the nation. When their job is completed they are not needed anymore . . . They think they will come to power. Of course, that will never happen. They will be lined up against the wall and shot. It’s the same pattern everywhere. The moment they serve their purpose, all the useful idiots will either be executed entirely — all the idealistically minded marxists — or exiled, or put in prisons, like in Cuba . . . Most of the idiots which were cooperating with the Soviets, especially with our Department of Information of the USSR embassy, were listed for execution.”
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 03:02 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)
Mystery feces! Not the usual feces he's accustomed to seeing up there every day, I guess.
tl;dr: mountain lion.
Posted by: gp at May 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N8ZBc)
Can you imagine a Republican suggesting this?
I somehow don't see this catching on, but could be wrong.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 03:02 PM (WONhk)
The contortions the Democrats will put themselves in to distance themselves from her while retaining her core values will be interesting to watch.
Too bad the general public won't get it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 03:03 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 20, 2026 03:03 PM (wGerL)
I'm really enjoying spending more time with my private sector!
Posted by: Pam Blondi at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (2Ez/1)
/i]
Ok, let's go ask Dem voters in her district, "Do you agree Zionists are a bigger danger to America then undocumented immigrants and we should arrest them instead"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (t7+TD)
I 'think' it is a kludge to encompass the Jews they don't like (but they totally do not hate Jews as a people you guys.) It is a catch-all for Israel, what they feel is Israel getting uppity as well as anyone defending them or what they consider the 'wrong jews' (read non communists.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
A special election is now underway to fill the vacancy in this strongly Democratic seat.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 02:59 PM (+hIS
Her constituents consist of Mr Jackson, Mr Grant, and Mr Franklin.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (2WIwB)
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IOW, she's resigning to spend more time with her cats.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (McFv/)
the saddest part is he's not exactly wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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I don't know who Ripley is, but does anyone know why Jewish people vote for antisemites? I know the thing about most Jews being nonreligious + politically liberal, but why support someone who hates you because of who you are?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (n7rxJ)
Not everyone is stormfront.
Someone with that exact same schtick got banned for it though. Don't think it was that nick, they may be socking someone else to evade.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2026 03:05 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at May 20, 2026 03:05 PM (gxokI)
Mystery feces! Not the usual feces he's accustomed to seeing up there every day, I guess.
tl;dr: mountain lion.
Posted by: gp at May 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N8ZBc)
I knew a man (now passed away) who lived near a middle school. One day, and osprey landed on his roof with a large fish and started eating it right there, on his roof, as kids were getting out of school for the day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes
>Her diet has probably depleted her body of several essential nutrients causing her brain to malfunction. She probably smells like sour milk.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 03:05 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: gp at May 20, 2026 03:06 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference
Never met Sue Ellen, but did meet Mulva at a party in Duluth, GA once around 2002 or so. Seemed nice.
Posted by: Brush With Greatness III at May 20, 2026 03:06 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lots Of Tuna Salad, IIRC at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (oftw2)
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When I was a kid we used to often drive by the ruins of a Jewish socialist camp called Camp Hemshekh. There was a big hammer and sickle painted on the big barn. I supposed it was more popular in the 40s and 50s.
I never got to to summer camp there except for Scout camp at Onteora.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 03:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (t7+TD)
Ditto. Just a way to avoid saying "the Jews," it would seem.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 03:06 PM (dK+Kv)
Secular leftwing Jews view themselves as a discriminated against minority just like other Dem racial groups and think their fellow Dems just hate religious Jews.
The other Dem racial groups don't agree but...Jewish Dem leaders don't care because they are getting paid just like the other racial group leaders.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 20, 2026 03:03 PM (wGerL)
25 years of mass-importing Islam post-9/11.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 03:06 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (t7+TD)
I 'think' it is a kludge to encompass the Jews they don't like (but they totally do not hate Jews as a people you guys.) It is a catch-all for Israel, what they feel is Israel getting uppity as well as anyone defending them or what they consider the 'wrong jews' (read non communists.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
You know who else dems hated when they got themselves uppity...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:07 PM (ynpvh)
Thanks - It sure is hard to tell whom I am supposed to hate today when the terms are this nebulous.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:07 PM (t7+TD)
Posted by: Orson
"I have no idea what you are talking about."
-Massie from inside a porta-potty
Posted by: mindful webworker - beat it at May 20, 2026 03:07 PM (drdOJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 03:07 PM (iJfKG)
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IOW, she's resigning to spend more time with her cats.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (McFv/)
Is it really a witch hunt when you already know she's a witch?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 20, 2026 03:03 PM (wGerL)
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What it is ain't exactly clear.
There's a man with a gun over there
A-tellin' me I've got to beware.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 03:07 PM (McFv/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 03:07 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (n7rxJ)
Because they hate Jews too.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:07 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at May 20, 2026 03:05 PM (gxokI)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blanco at May 20, 2026 03:08 PM (q83gU)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:08 PM (bT14l)
THEN you'd be getting somewhere.
Pedos = Democrats
Anti-Semite = Democrat
Zionist = Democrat
This world would be a lot better off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Part of her treatment involves play-acting "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS" with her impotent Dem soyboy clients.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 03:08 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Oh Noes!! at May 20, 2026 02:57 PM (HcoTw)
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*ahem*
Braless heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 03:08 PM (2hq3T)
A lot of lefty Jews consider themselves non-white. (They're genetically the same as Arabs, and Arabs are non-white per the DNC, so...)
Anyway, once you've made yourself adjacent to Candace Owens, why not go the whole distance?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2026 03:09 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (n7rxJ)
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Mostly because they are brainwashed like all the rest. These people may claim a Jewish ethnicity, identity, or race but there would be nothing to distinguish them aside from that. No visible behaviors, beliefs, or affiliations.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 03:09 PM (RIvkX)
Our elites decided they could get more wealth and power by stealing from the productive class and giving it to a new dependent class. Oh, and then to import more members of the dependent class.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:10 PM (bT14l)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 03:10 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (J4Dwc)
I am a man, not a number.
*****
This chick is a lunatic, but, it obviously sells to the folks that she wants to vote for her. They best bring a box lunch -- it won't go like they think.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 20, 2026 03:10 PM (ksbjf)
25 years of mass-importing Islam post-9/11.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 03:06 PM (iXqHn)
Know islham, no peace.
No islham, know peace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
San Antonio government has been hijacked by powerful millionaire interests who see our city as a source of capital rather than a unique blend of families and communities. Because of this takeover, too many of us are struggling from skyrocketing costs of living. As a marriage and family therapist, a single mom of three, and a longtime housing justice organizer, I know that stable, affordable housing isn’t just about shelter—it’s about the health and well-being of our families and communities. I know it because I've lived it.
When our city puts profit over people, it creates cycles of stress, displacement, and harm that impacts generations. I’m running for City Council to break those cycles and fight for a city that prioritizes healing, stability, and dignity for all of us. This campaign isn't about me-it's about building a San Antonio where we all have a say in the future of our neighborhoods. San Antonio is not an investment portfolio -this is our home, and together, we’re taking it back.
Join me in the fight for housing justice, participatory democracy, and a city that works for everyone.
---
Millionaires🤣
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 03:11 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Crown Me!!! at May 20, 2026 03:11 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (mC7bQ)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 03:08 PM (Av6i5)
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Everyone who signs up with her practice gets a new studded dog collar with their Alpha Delta name on it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (bT14l)
——-
We did no such thing. Get it in your head, or at least your words, that this has always been a top down operation. There is no “we” involved in this at all.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (Y4gci)
Posted by: gKWVE, down with the clown at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (mC7bQ)
But you're probably no longer a fag...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gp at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 03:08 PM (Av6i5)
Feeling a little judged right now.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (h2pEv)
I knew Muslims in the US before 9/11. They were moderate, they drank alcohol and dressed like westerners.
The first time I saw a woman in a burka was in 2004...
Not only did we import mass numbers of muslims, we intentionally starting importing true believers...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 20, 2026 03:03 PM
All is proceeding as we have foreseen.
Posted by: Big Penguin at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (Av6i5)
Waste of a good hash.
Posted by: gKWVE, down with the clown at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (gKWVE)
KWVE-FM
Christian radio station in San Clemente, California, United States
• kwve.com
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (bT14l)
Posted by: Rex B at May 20, 2026 03:14 PM (XsRjm)
The only people I hate are those that want to kill me. Unfortunately most of those are here in America. Not just the muzzies. A lot of them are in office.
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 03:14 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (h2pEv)
You can choose not to be an impotent Dem soyboy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 03:14 PM (dK+Kv)
People voting against their own interests is not something limited to Jews.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 03:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Maureen Galindo at her day job at May 20, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Saturday People at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (oftw2)
Another hot one here in se Pa, 94 degrees
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:01 PM (t7+TD)
I 'think' it is a kludge to encompass the Jews they don't like (but they totally do not hate Jews as a people you guys.) It is a catch-all for Israel, what they feel is Israel getting uppity as well as anyone defending them or what they consider the 'wrong jews' (read non communists.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
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It is important to understand that it may not be driven by any internal or objective animus, but is used more as an organizing principle, a talisman, a watchword. Just like Greta seamlessly segued from climate madness to joo madness.
The important part is the madness.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (RIvkX)
The first time I saw a woman in a burka was in 2004...
Not only did we import mass numbers of muslims, we intentionally starting importing true believers...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
Mohammed Atta and Co went to strip clubs.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
The ones who came to escape their imams fell back in line once their imam from the old country followed them here.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (Cjger)
Posted by: Saturday People at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (oftw2)
Penguins?
Otters?
Jews?
Saudis?
Russians?
...
Posted by: Conspiratorist at May 20, 2026 03:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 496 at May 20, 2026 03:16 PM (2hq3T)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 03:14 PM (dK+Kv)
Born this way, sorry.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:16 PM (h2pEv)
Ma! The Meatloaf!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 20, 2026 03:16 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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A Zionist is someone who doesn't believe in "proportional response"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 03:16 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (Cjger)
THOSE guys are FAGS!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 20, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 03:16 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:16 PM (bT14l)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 03:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 03:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (h2pEv)
Becoming a Martyr absolves any non-Islamic behavior.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 03:17 PM (iXqHn)
The first time I saw a woman in a burka was in 2004...
Not only did we import mass numbers of muslims, we intentionally starting importing true believers...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
Mohammed Atta and Co went to strip clubs.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (h2pEv)
Who would want to see them naked? Oh, they weren't the strippers...nevermind...
Posted by: Say Wut? at May 20, 2026 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
Lloyd finally quit.
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 03:17 PM (8uzBS)
Because in the short term it isn't.
Karen McAwfl gets to boss her "friends" around come election time, and she might her a raise at her NGO job if the Dems win
Jane Urban gets her welfare checks
Johnny Somali get his Learing Center money
Joe Mexicano gets his welfare check and if he wants to his under the table paycheck
and on and on....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)
_-_
Seems like they have cop-opted a bunch of NGO's like Catholic Charities, Lutheran Immigration and Refugee Service, and the Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society to do that - or at least that is the list of groups I hear about hanging out down in Central America who were facilitating a year or so back.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:17 PM (t7+TD)
I think Mankind is getting stupider with each successive generation.
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 03:18 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: JROD at May 20, 2026 03:18 PM (5LUfU)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
The looney tunes have been released from the funny farm and are allowed to wander around with the normies.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 03:18 PM (+hIS8)
Mohammed Atta and Co went to strip clubs.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (h2pEv)
They got drunk, high and fondled women because they KNEW they were about to be forgiven and enter the kingdom of their false god, allah. Because that's how you get there. Sacrificing yourself to kill the infidel.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 20, 2026 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Go on reddit and you'll get 90%+ of the posters to agree.
The other 10% will be atheist Jews who will want assures she doesn't mean them first...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)
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What? They realized there's another way to be castrated?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 03:19 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 20, 2026 03:19 PM (k8xm0)
I think Mankind is getting stupider with each successive generation.
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 03:18 PM (ZxPkt)
She's pandering to her voters...so what does that say about her voters?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:19 PM (ynpvh)
The looney tunes have been released from the funny farm and are allowed to wander around with the normies.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 03:18 PM
Make Insane Asylums Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Saturday People at May 20, 2026 03:15 PM (oftw2)
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Anti-dentite!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 03:20 PM (RIvkX)
The other 10% will be atheist Jews who will want assures she doesn't mean them first...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)
Reddit is a cesspool of incest and shit. It's like San Francisco streets, actually.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (GD0B3)
Meet housing activist Maureen Galindo, who rode a shoestring campaign to a high-congressional runoff, Mar. 30, 2026
"But Democratic Party leaders have long believed their chances at holding the redrawn district - which now stretches east to include three counties President Donald Trump won-hinged on finding the right candidate to win back moderates and Hispanic voters that appear to be trending away from the GOP.
After failing to land a higher-profile recruit, party leaders have hung their hopes on Garcia, a longtime sheriff's deputy whose connections to the centrist Blue Dog Coalition and a pro-Israel PAC have made him the best-funded candidate in the race, but also given some local progressives pause.
National Democratic groups are confident Garcia can rally moderates to win the runoff, ...
Much more, of course, including:
"Galindo grew up in Philadelphia, lived in Texas for several years while pursing an undergraduate degree and following a military husband, and later returned to San Antonia where she started practicing family therapy."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (NFX2v)
You forget all the leftists that are just hateful assholes. Not being fooled or cajoled. It's just what they are.
I meet them daily. A lot of the "my mother father ferret voted Dem" exited the plantation a while ago and joined the Trump Train, leaving a LOT of True Believers.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (h2pEv)
I'm reminded of a news story from a number of years back where a couple of gay German cannibals indeed "enjoyed" castration together.
We really should have dropped a couple of nukes on Germany, I mean modern Japan is weird but cute. Modern Germany though? Ugh....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)
The government facilitated and encouraged illegal migration for decades.
To be a “Citizen” is arguably a liability, which was rather the point. Globalists are like termites. They said they wanted to destroy sovereign nations and self determination, despite the lofty UN rhetoric. Mass migration is just one plank of the platform
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (Y4gci)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (gu0hJ)
Believe all women. But especially democrat women.
Posted by: Distant Observer at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (AOCh7)
The looney tunes have been released from the funny farm and are allowed to wander around with the normies.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 03:18 PM
Make Insane Asylums Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Make Insane Asylums Significantly Matter Again. MIASMA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: My Late Great Uncle Tony at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (8C1eU)
corrupt "president" in U.S. history accountable.
"IF WE LOST THE MIDTERMS-HEAVEN FORBID, IF WE LOST THE MAJORITY IN THE HOUSE - IT WOULD BE THE END OF THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY IN A REAL EFFECT."
MIKE JOHNSON""
-- Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (0sNs1)
[narrator] he did, in fact, vote for the Nazi.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (73/SM)
And this isn't an issue centered across the ocean in a distant land, this is their own families lives. Now that one is a head scratcher.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 03:22 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:22 PM (h2pEv)
It seems to mean all sorts of things. Some people use it to refer to all Jews. Some people use it to refer to the "wrong sort" of Jews. Some people use it to refer to the government of Israel. Some people use it to refer to the idea of a Jewish homeland. Some people use it to refer to AIPAC. Some people use it as a catch-all for the "bad guys" behind whatever conspiracy theory or theories they believe in.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 03:22 PM (mkw2N)
It's free if you take no more than one round-trip flight per year, otherwise you are morally obligated to buy the Pro version. And while the default upper tab is an offline dictionary/thesaurus, you can switch to other upper tabs for Wikipedia and Wiktionary.
But the big thing is that they have added an AI feature that is actually useful. For example, in the last thread, XTC mentioned 'wignats' and I was baffled. What, like the Founders, nationalists in wigs? But WordWeb cleared it up:
>> AI suggestions:
>> This is a slang portmanteau of "wigger" and "nationalist" used primarily on the internet to describe a white nationalist or neo-Nazi who exhibits behavior, aesthetics, or subcultural traits associated with hip-hop or urban culture.
I probably could've gotten that from the Urban Dictionary, but then I would've had to switch tabs and find the UD bookmark and yadda yadda. It's genuinely convenient:
https://wordweb.info/
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Sy6m/)
Some Afghan father of a 7 y/old daughter is thinking about selling her because he would be able to feed his family for four years.
This is what we are importing into our country.
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 03:22 PM (3ek7K)
-- Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (0sNs1)
Skywalker is asshoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)
Dunno. This American (of Mexican Heritage) has no Jew hatred, has Jewish friends, has visited synagogues and gone to Israel...
So I'd be considered a coconut by the left.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (gu0hJ)
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Vote for me and I promise to solve your Hasidim problem!
Posted by: Maureen Galindo at May 20, 2026 03:23 PM (bT14l)
People voting against their own interests is not something limited to Jews.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 03:14 PM (viF8m)
The Democrats offered Utopia on the cheap. Communism (and the Democrats are Commies in all but name) is an inversion of Christianity. Communism purports to help the poor and downtrodden. BUT requires the commission of the Sins of Pride, Wrath, Envy and Theft.
Since they focus on material possessions, they do not see other people as human persons: only as things to be used or destroyed as required. Thus, the mass-murder is a feature, not a bug: Utopia is only a few million executions away.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 20, 2026 03:23 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 03:24 PM (viF8m)
"I’m a single mom of three, and like many families in San Antonio, I’ve lived the consequences of policy decisions made without community voice– rising housing costs, displacement, and systems that protect profit over people. My career background is in community psychology and marriage and family therapy, grounded in participatory and liberation-based practices."
I for one am shocked that she is single!
Posted by: Cheri at May 20, 2026 03:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 03:24 PM (gKWVE)
_-_
Sure seems likely.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:24 PM (t7+TD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (gu0hJ)
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Vote for me and I promise to solve your Hasidim problem!
Posted by: Maureen Galindo at May 20, 2026 03:23 PM (bT14l)
She finally has a solution?
Where have I heard THAT before?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 03:24 PM (ynpvh)
We like to think that, like this place, the world is a place where there can be reasonable dissent and discussion of difference.
That is largely unfounded for probably 80+ % of society.
These people are so insulated in their beliefs and inoculated from any sort of moral correction - by choice and by design - that this nuttery can easily go unchecked.
Early 2000s and they were pushing the gender nonsense in academia, before it was mainstreamed, and people would look at me like I had two Jew-Heads when questioning their proposition that there were more than two genders. Such is simply not done in their bubbles.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 03:18 PM
I have to agree, although he was a good wrestler.
Posted by: The Rock at May 20, 2026 03:25 PM (0sNs1)
They will tell you the rich need to pay more, much more in taxes.
Then they'll tell you with all the taxes they pay they can barely afford their multi-million dollar mortgage, new SUV car loans, trips aboard, domestic help, and latest $$$ tech gadgets.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cheri at May 20, 2026 03:24 PM (oiNtH)
What, men aren't lining up to put a ring on a "sex therapist"? Can't believe anyone would question her loyalty
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 03:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard, Cardassian Prisoner at May 20, 2026 03:26 PM (ynpvh)
That side are literally traitors. Shooting doesn't make it so. Their words now do. Publishing those words on the internet means there are likely more than two witnesses.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 03:26 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Maureen Galindo at May 20, 2026 03:27 PM (bT14l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 03:21 PM (gu0hJ)
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They drive worse than Asian chicks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 03:28 PM (D1E+2)
They will tell you the rich need to pay more, much more in taxes.
Then they'll tell you with all the taxes they pay they can barely afford their multi-million dollar mortgage, new SUV car loans, trips aboard, domestic help, and latest $$$ tech gadgets.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)
I converted a GS-13 new mom employee with something similar.
She kept talking about 'the rich' and all that crap. I had her google the median and mean salary for a family of 4 (her situation) in the US. Then I had her tell me her family's income (just about triple the median).
"When they say 'tax the rich,' [name], they mean YOU. They mean YOUR family."
It worked. Straight ticket R ever since.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)
.....
They elected one as their president.
That was after 37 candidates for government office were assassinated, but still that must count for something.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 03:30 PM (9BMWb)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 03:30 PM (3ek7K)
Truth be told, I think everybody knows who needs to be locked up.
Ever wonder why Leftists are so insistent & impatient? Because they only have a brief window to pull this shit before people get wise to the con. They know this better than anyone, and it governs their strategy. That’s probably why they trot out the Carville skeletor thing now and then, admonishing the rabble to dial it back a bit. You’re scaring the womenfolk and horses
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 03:30 PM (Y4gci)
Posted by: Haitians Fleeing The Earthquake at May 20, 2026 03:30 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)
Maine Democrats are probably going to nominate a Nazi who openly wanks in public bathrooms, while admiring penis graffiti.
Maureen Galindo is not out of the ordinary for Democrats.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:31 PM (bT14l)
They will tell you the rich need to pay more, much more in taxes.
Then they'll tell you with all the taxes they pay they can barely afford their multi-million dollar mortgage, new SUV car loans, trips aboard, domestic help, and latest $$$ tech gadgets.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)
They'll tell you that their dual 200K a year incomes aren't enough, but then someone that isn't part of their inner circle who only makes 45K is making too much.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 03:31 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 03:31 PM (8uzBS)
“People are not demanding moderation, they’re demanding immediate change, and Maureen offers that to the electorate,” said John Lira, who finished third in the Democratic primary, and is now backing her campaign. “She brings the fierce voice, the passion that we’re going to need to win this race.”
Battle over new territory
Meet the runoff candidates for a redrawn TX35.
Johnny Garcia (D)
Maureen Galindo (D)
John Lujan (R)
Carlos De La Cruz (R)
Appearing beside her at a press conference the day after the primary, Lira and the other Democrat in the race, Whitney Masterson-Moyes, vowed to help Galindo scale up for the race, and some of Lira’s old campaign staff has already been helping her with communications.
“If we can all get together and help Maureen through this, it’d be the biggest political upset ever,” Masterson-Moyes said."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 03:31 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Distant Observer at May 20, 2026 03:31 PM (AOCh7)
I cannot imagine even 10-12 years ago this would have been said out loud, now they are running for political office on this garbage. And people ask , "what happened to Germany in the 30s???? how could nazis come to power??" this is how, in the 20s hitler and his followers were imprisoned, in the 30s they ended up running the country. Same methods.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:45 PM (GD0B3)
These Donk commie cocksuckers have been all-in on the Joo-hate for decades. And vocal about it. It's just that we've kind of ignored them when they let loose their inner Einsatzgruppen.
Remember that dumbass Wesley Clark talking about "New York money-men"? He wasn't talking about WASPs.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 20, 2026 03:33 PM (y9nCu)
I mean, Mangione MURDERED them because of the leftist rhetoric.
They want you dead, so you support and fund them.
Are you REALLY all Mark Cuban f*cking stupid?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Frau "Eva Braun" Galindo
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2026 03:33 PM (IifOV)
We are the change, dipshit. You uniparty clowns have been driving the bus for decades.
Our turn now. Fasten your seatbelt.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 03:33 PM (viF8m)
Isn't that code for those who believe in the Scofield Bible? This has to be an op.
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2026 03:33 PM (VnVVA)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
She's not going to castrate Zionists (and ICE agents, and MAGA) because they're chomos; she's going to call them chomos so she can castrate them.
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 03:34 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:35 PM (t7+TD)
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It's easy, just say "See what you made me do".
Posted by: Decaf at May 20, 2026 03:35 PM (Z8tay)
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 03:36 PM (9BMWb)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:36 PM (CIgUV)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
Loved that show. And the hot women co-hosts.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 03:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2026 03:33 PM (VnVVA)
Isn't that the only Bible that has palestine actually on a map?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 03:37 PM (C8BIZ)
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The leftards in England are spouting the same exact claptrap. The script is fascinating.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:38 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:38 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 03:38 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:38 PM (CIgUV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 03:37 PM (C8BIZ)
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/ujtadYpWbC8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 03:38 PM (ZxPkt)
Part of the op. Whether paid or just "inspired".
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:39 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 03:39 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 03:39 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Sharpie at May 20, 2026 03:39 PM (GWhYJ)
Part of her treatment involves play-acting "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS" with her impotent Dem soyboy clients.
Posted by: zombie
......
$20 same as in town.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 03:39 PM (UjdFS)
Ride the High Country is a very underrated movie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 03:39 PM (gu0hJ)
Bring them out of the shadows into the light.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 03:39 PM (Qxy/R)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 03:40 PM (diia5)
Kentucky's voters picked who will occupy that seat.
You apparently hate representative government.
Sad.
Posted by: Methos at May 20, 2026 03:40 PM (vSvIl)
what. a. tool.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:48 PM (j+aD2)
Did he also "accidentally" trip and fall dick-first into his best friend's wife?
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 03:40 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:38 PM (fqwyO)
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It's true.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:40 PM (CIgUV)
She kept talking about 'the rich' and all that crap. I had her google the median and mean salary for a family of 4 (her situation) in the US. Then I had her tell me her family's income (just about triple the median).
"When they say 'tax the rich,' [name], they mean YOU. They mean YOUR family."
It worked. Straight ticket R ever since.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
Wanna know why everything ef'd about the government happens?
They hire complete fricken idiots as GS-13.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 03:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Ride the High Country is a very underrated movie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 03:39 PM (gu0hJ)
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Thanks!
(like and subscribe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:41 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 03:42 PM (Cjger)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:42 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:42 PM (t7+TD)
Lefties are crying for Palestine.
The dissident right is over the spending and wars for Israel.
In 20 years, once most of the the old guard politicians are gone, it would not be surprising to see the two sides finding common cause.
Posted by: It is What It Is at May 20, 2026 03:43 PM (9BMWb)
@TheBabylonBee 1h
Thomas Massie Finally Recognized As True Libertarian Now That He Doesn't Have A Job
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 03:43 PM (diia5)
Tucker Carlson swoons.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 03:43 PM (A39+G)
_-_
Sabado Gigante! - Don Fransisco
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:35 PM
Que?
- Don Speakinglish
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 03:43 PM (bFu5X)
Thomas Massie Finally Recognized As True Libertarian Now That He Doesn't Have A Job
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 03:43 PM (diia5)
Next stop: The Dispensary!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 03:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Carmen Lineberger, the former Managing Assistant US Attorney, in Fort Pierce, Florida, was indicted on two counts of theft of government money or property, valued less than $1,000; destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in federal investigations; and concealment, removal, or mutilation of public records.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 03:43 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 03:42 PM (Cjger)
because it is a day ending in a 'Y", beats talking about millions that Massie took from an Iranian
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 03:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 03:44 PM (Ia/+0)
(like and subscribe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
And tickle the bell and everything around it.
Posted by: Copper Clapper at May 20, 2026 03:44 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 03:44 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 20, 2026 03:44 PM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:44 PM (t7+TD)
Still, evidence doesn't matter. It will definitely arrive because of juiced up podcast numbers for Tucker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 03:45 PM (fqwyO)
https://tinyurl.com/26tds67s+
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 03:45 PM (qx7Zg)
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It's not all Jews she hates, just the ones who believe in self defense.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 03:45 PM (CIgUV)
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Could be interesting.
Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (uVg5W)
That seems very involved for an already low-turnout election. (About 11% of the population voted this time)
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (VnVVA)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (t7+TD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:44 PM (t7+TD)
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Yet one more joo conspiracy!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 03:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:46 PM (h2pEv)
Or Scogg.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 03:47 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Richer Bari$ at May 20, 2026 03:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm not against blacks just the _______ blacks.
Such a strange formulation and yet perfectly acceptable I guess?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 03:48 PM (h2pEv)
He needs to kiss a camel spider.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 03:48 PM (uFIgF)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:44 PM (t7+TD)
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Yet one more joo conspiracy!
_-_
Just for clarity, that was supposed to be in response to "Do hispanics hate jews?" Not as far as I can tell...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:49 PM (t7+TD)
Who would have predicted hip hop Nazis?
Not bad or to be decried, but in the same vein apparently there is a popular band now made up of 4 black guys in their early 20s called The Paradox, who sound EXACTLY like Blink 182 circa 2000. Weirdness increases
Posted by: Azjaeger at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (YmdL4)
Carmen Lineberger, the former Managing Assistant US Attorney, in Fort Pierce, Florida, was indicted on two counts of theft of government money or property, valued less than $1,000; destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in federal investigations; and concealment, removal, or mutilation of public records.
Posted by: SMOD
Given that it is likely an electronic file, did he take one of the only two that exist? It's just a weird charge to file.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (t7+TD)
I don't think I have that many teeth.
I love that Massie is whining today like a weenie. We are doomed!
Read in the UK DM that the now fat lesbo looking former Dixie Chick who drove their band to the dump about GWB is squawking again. About Trump, of course.
Her hair looks like Daniel Boone's racoon's tail glued on top of lesbo head. She appears to have eaten the other two Dixie Chicks from the size of her.
Why on earth do actors or singers think they influence anyone? All she got from popping out of her hovel was vast mocking that I upvoted vs being productive.
You have to look at the photo of her hair as it is unique (and probably smells like the city dump or LA sidewalks on a hot summer day).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 03:51 PM (WONhk)
Im Big G and Ive got something to say
Gotta get back to the Aryan Way
They one thing we gotta do
Pop a cap in a filthy joo
Posted by: Josef G at May 20, 2026 03:58 PM (YmdL4)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 04:00 PM (cWLG3)
High level KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov could not have stated it more clearly:
“They [truly ideological communists] are instrumental in the process of subversion only to destabilize the nation. When their job is completed they are not needed anymore . . . They think they will come to power. Of course, that will never happen. They will be lined up against the wall and shot. It’s the same pattern everywhere. The moment they serve their purpose, all the useful idiots will either be executed entirely — all the idealistically minded marxists — or exiled, or put in prisons, like in Cuba . . . Most of the idiots which were cooperating with the Soviets, especially with our Department of Information of the USSR embassy, were listed for execution.”
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 03:02 PM (dK+Kv)
Thank you, Comrade Flounder, for that link.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 04:43 PM (LHPAg)
~Lord Stanley
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 04:47 PM (2cvSc)
Two Great Snap-Backs
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— Acyn (@Acyn) May 19, 2026
Try keeping literally anything out of your mouth https://t.co/tVqrFeoOoh
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) May 19, 2026
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After 10 beers and 3 shots of whiskey anything will start to look good
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (fapp/)
Pritzker looks like a fat guy who wears size 6 shoes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (HdYcL)
Ideological political stance is more important that some 7 year old getting shot while buying an ice cream. Great! Drown in that. Enjoy.
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Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.
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After 10 beers and 3 shots of whiskey anything will start to look good
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (fapp/)
HELOOOOOOOOOOOW SAILOR!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (y9nCu)
They truly think nobody will dig into their past and call them out.
Posted by: Hyacinth at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (6solg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (uFIgF)
I couldn't care less about Massie's Jew grift.
He's inside the wire, and defying my political movement. He needed to be destroyed, and now he is.
Now on to the next one.
Thune. I want John Thune's scalp nailed to a board.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)
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Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (iXqHn)
_________________
"How do you feel?"
"Better....better get me a bucket."
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (dIske)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
Shame to see a language vanish like that.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (594J6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)
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Is that a fat crack or a fag crack?
YES!!!
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Kosher Housekeeping Influencer at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (b4qzS)
Cataracts are a bitch. Get your eyes checked frequently, people.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)
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All cats are gray in the dark.
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (oqH4h)
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It's all claptrap. 👏🏻👏🏻
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (jo6FO)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)
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Mine keep changing roughly daily ... going on 45 years now.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)
I mean, if you're into Pepperidge Farms 4's.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (QX6xo)
They truly think nobody will dig into their past and call them out.
Posted by: Hyacinth at May 20, 2026 01:31 PM (6solg)
I found out today that Hyacinth was the patron godling of Sparta, who while talented with the bow and lyre, and was the beloved of Apollo, got killed by accident when he and Apollo were out practicing with the discus throw. Apollo tried everything to bring him back and failed.
It really reminds me in a way of the Death of Baldur
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Paco at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (gu0hJ)
Possible Babylon Bee:
Sec. Sean Duffy died today during a Congressional hearing. In a heated argument between Duffy and Senator Gillibrand, Duffy claimed the senator was a hypocrite regarding private flights. Gillibrand shouted back "I've never been on a private jet!". Almost instantaneously, her nose explosively grew forward in length, impaling and killing Sean Duffy in less than a second.
The hearing continued, with Democrats complaining about Sec. Duffy's sudden lack of candor in answering their questions.
Posted by: Another Anon at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)
Agreed.
It's the smug look he has every single time he's in front of a camera.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:34 PM (b4qzS)
Yeah and using it toward a President is like a ghetto thug using it toward a judge handing down his sentence.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2026 01:38 PM (xvV+O)
J/k there’s no mention of any of it.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:38 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)
As he tells another lie.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (qrzX6)
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Why cant these people just say "yeah ive been on a private jet, so what?" I doubt anyone would care and it would be refreshing to see a shitbag politician own up to something for once
no they have to lie upstairs, downstairs, sideways and up the anus of Massie's assie
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (mkw2N)
I guess it makes sense that the Secretary of Transportation would know when and how Congresscritters flit about the country on taxpayer dimes...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)
I dunno, that's a high bar to clear.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (6YNz+)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:40 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (vFG9F)
Which, allow me to gently suggest, is the entire fucking point.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:40 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 01:40 PM (diia5)
I can't wait for the skinny upper class white bitches who wouldn't be caught dead with a fat man pretending how they love fat men.
Are their Paulo's fat? They are not. They are Paulos.
Posted by: MJ at May 20, 2026 01:41 PM (XOmY9)
BREAKING: Former U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, coauthor of the sweeping Dodd-Frank Act passed after the 2008 financial crisis, has died at 86.
I pray for his soul.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 01:41 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)
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Mine keep changing roughly daily ... going on 45 years now.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:35 PM (kUM31)
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I think there is some guy running for congress out of California who is a proponent of pedophilia....so, I'm going to have to put him a the top of my "toss out of a helicopter list" by default.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:42 PM (dIske)
I think Raul Castro is about to ride on a private jet.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 01:42 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (mkw2N)
Probably Raul, since they would have to dig up Fidel's cremains. But they may be planning on seizing the Castro millions banked overseas.
There is a recent short speech by SoS Rubio to the Cuban people
https://tinyurl.com/4pm9pdnv
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anyway
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:42 PM (dIske)
They already have a Pedophile Congressman. Scott Weiner.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)
Agreed.
It's the smug look he has every single time he's in front of a camera.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)
All my Least Wanted list are Republicans.
But if we're talking Dems, I hate Pete Buttzkrieg the most. He's a walking exemplar of everything wrong in America.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (BI5O2)
Sorry for harkening back to the previous thread
[ Massie ] also claimed he had conducted himself "with honor" and had not thrown a "single foul ball," which... doesn't make sense. You can throw a strike and you can throw a ball but you can't throw a foul ball. You hit a foul ball.
He ought to get together with Tampon Tim, the noted caller of a "Pick Six" football play and they can regale each other with their "spurts noledje".
Whatta couple of clowns.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (ixS3i)
Danny Glover will have to do without the his annual pilgrimage to Fidel's grave soon.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (CWTWj)
Tough one. SOOOO many worthy contenders!
I think today I'll go with Senator Chris Murphy (D-NJ).
Certainly a good choice no one can criticize, even if they prefer a different pol.
I think Murphy's overt cheering for the mullahs puts him over the top.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (QX6xo)
tinyurl.com/4utescas
Posted by: weebs, man at May 20, 2026 01:44 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:45 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: JB "Jive" Pritzker at May 20, 2026 01:45 PM (BSRx7)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:43 PM (iXqHn)
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Yeah, that's the guy. He's currently a State Senator...and is running to fill Pelosi's seat.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:45 PM (dIske)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: MJ
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I do not know who this "Paulo" person is, but if he was Paolo, he would provide... how do you say... multiple "O"s.
Posted by: The Paolo at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (fm9E/)
"The Trump administration has secured criminal charges against former Cuban President Raúl Castro for his alleged role in the 1996 shootdown of two planes operated by the Miami-based exile group Brothers to the Rescue."
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So, what?
Another Maduro snatch'n'grab?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (2Ez/1)
I'm becoming convinced there are two kinds of "Libertarians"
- The ones who want pot and whores
- Gold bugs who blame the Jews for everything
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (gKWVE)
Bummer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Sorry to hear that. Hope they gave you some of the Good Stuff.
Take care.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (gu0hJ)
I'm becoming convinced there are two kinds of "Libertarians"
- The ones who want pot and whores
- Gold bugs who blame the Jews for everything
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (HdYcL)
You forgot the third type : Those who want Turd-Worlders to flood the zone and drive down wages because they think slave wages will make everything cheap.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (QX6xo)
House Democrats plan to oppose a bill to establish terms for building a Smithsonian women’s history museum on the National Mall because Republicans added language to limit its subjects to biological females.
The House is set to vote on the bill Thursday. It’s expected to pass with some bipartisan support but far fewer Democratic votes than a previous bipartisan version of the bill would have earned.
The drop in Democratic support could jeopardize the measure’s chances of passing the Senate, where it would need support from at least seven Democrats to clear a filibuster.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Mollly k. at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (j/yko)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (XeU6L)
Oh....
Sorry...
We're talking about democrats.
Never mind.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (4KUe5)
BREAKING: Former U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, coauthor of the sweeping Dodd-Frank Act passed after the 2008 financial crisis, has died at 86.
I pray for his soul.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 01:41 PM (diia5)
To be brutally tortured in the foulest pits of hell for all eternity.
Posted by: Imprecatory prayer is a thing, right? at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)
- The ones who want pot and whores
- Gold bugs who blame the Jews for everything
Both camps seem to be huge abortion fans too.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (gKWVE)
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Paul fills his own seat every time he drinks.
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (2cvSc)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (3uBP9)
At least it was quick... ish
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (2cvSc)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)
Young (Under 40) Wignats are pretty much motivated entirely by their hatred of blacks and Jews.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (iXqHn)
.......
Hope he bought two adjacent burial plots for his XXL coffin.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Jaimo at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Dick Armey at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (CNl8/)
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I think it's more accurate to say male hookers will no longer be hardest hit
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (fapp/)
Pritzker's own mother died after she jumped out of a tow truck while intoxicated and it ran her over. Dang.
Posted by: Mollly k.
Was there a train involved?
Posted by: Country song at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:49 PM (vFG9F)
Why did the chickenhawk cross the aisle?
To get to the young male pages' backsides.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Country song at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (Cqx++)
When Pritzker was conceived? Probably
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (2cvSc)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (t+TFX)
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I think it's more accurate to say male hookers will no longer be hardest hit
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at May 20, 2026 01:51 PM (fapp/)
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I'm sure there's no shortage of Congressional pimps who will take them in...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (gnNyN)
Classic politician equivocation.
You cannot hate these people enough.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (t+TFX)
Pick a tactic your people enjoy.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Big Penguin at May 20, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 01:53 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)
That's too bad. I thrived on his apple hate, it fueled me. After sj died and the company went to hell. I'm a spurned ex mac super fan. Which are probably their biggest haters now.
Anyway I'm glad I don't follow him now or get to see any of that.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 01:53 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 01:52 PM (gKWVE)
And the ones who aren't Hispanic are usually Indians who want to shit on Pakistan.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (iXqHn)
55 remember the Castro brothers? Leftards so badly wanted a President Castro. Then at least one got in trouble and they vanished. I think.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:39 PM (h2pEv)
Yep I remember those losers. They were from a politically influential Democrat family in San Antonio, their mother was the party chairwoman. Hillary decided they were going to be the ones to Turn Texas Blue, so the Clintons pumped an incredible amount of money into promoting them.
But they were both worthless nepo babies, and no one ever gave a damn about them outside of San Antonio. Who knows what they’re doing now, who cares.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (TH/2I)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (77rzZ)
Yikes. That's awful.
Fellas, don't let your ladies get blasted and jump out of moving vehicles.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (mkw2N)
Frank sought to portray himself as a dutiful liberal trying to help a poor lost soul. The Ethics Committee, after a lengthy investigation, found him guilty of fixing the man’s parking tickets but not having sex in the House gym; he was reprimanded by his colleagues and still serves in Congress.
- Politico, of all places.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: BruceWayne
It was a jive turducken.
Later it came through the hole like BOOM!
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at May 20, 2026 01:55 PM (We5PL)
Posted by: Sen Gillibrand at May 20, 2026 01:55 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:54 PM (77rzZ)
Not "wingnat". Wignat. It's short for "Wi**er Nationalist".
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (iXqHn)
Trump loved the old hung for a sheep as a lamb
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (h2pEv)
As for Gillibrand, she looked shocked that she got caught. If she were a Republican, she'd be finished. Unfortunately, she will probably just slither into hiding for awhile.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (EaLNz)
After sj died and the company went to hell. I'm a spurned ex mac super fan. Which are probably their biggest haters now.
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I once thought there's no one more loathsome than Steve Jobs, but the competition is a-risin'.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:57 PM (HdYcL)
It must be my lack of imagination.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (yFLFB)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (XuXeR)
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His mom was Florida Man?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (h2pEv)
They're not inconsistent! You could construct a platform embracing EVERYTHING, i.e., whores, anti-semites, legal drugs, into a coherent platform quite easily, I submit.
My most unforgettable Libertarian is a Gabby Hayes lookalike who helped the DEMs re-elect former Sen. Jon Tester (D-MT) six years ago. Gabby said he was running because "Trump is soft on the Second Amendment."
The DEMs in MT circulated the petitions that got Gabby on the ballot.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (eZwyX)
We will defeat them.
We have to beat them electorally, and then we have to break their spirit because of the extremism that’s being unleashed on the American people that’s completely and totally unacceptable."
-- Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, (D-NY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)
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His mom was Florida Man?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (h2pEv)
Or was this a situation similar to the first Mrs. Biden?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (eZwyX)
Lurking lurker who lurks.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (dK+Kv)
- Politico, of all places.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:55 PM (dK+Kv)
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I keep getting him mixed up with the other Masshole, Gerry Studds, who boinked House pages. A little peccadillo that never prevented his serial re-election.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:00 PM (iXqHn)
I don’t lurk. Aces website crashed my browser when going to his main page consistently.
This time it didn’t so I’m back.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:01 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 02:01 PM (xcxpd)
Ideological political stance is more important that some 7 year old getting shot while buying an ice cream. Great! Drown in that. Enjoy.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM (dIske)
Chicago is best understood as a small nation in the Balkans or East Europe. Might be under Communist rule, or under one of the Thugocracy oligarchies afterward. But pretending they have an elective government is a stretch.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:01 PM (8avO+)
A man who hadn't the slightest business writing economic legislation.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (t+TFX)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)
I can't say it because it's a derivative of the n-word.
Usually, that would mean a white person who acts ghetto.
But in the case of Wignat, it's just used as a substitute for "White" because "Whinat" doesn't really sound like anything.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (XuXeR)
It must be my lack of imagination.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (yFLFB)
It could be typical NE racism which seems to be of a refined sort. Also he has had a lot of issues with rent and property and having to move from one shop to another. Which some would blame on "them".
I hadn't seen the antisemitism but it has been a long time sense I watched and mostly then it was, bagging on apple's terrible quality control, which I enjoy, rooting for "right to repair", which I agree with, and having trouble finding property for his repair shops.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:02 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 01:58 PM (RCjYY)
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This is where having the news media in your back pocket is very helpful. If the GOP tries this, the media screams from the rooftops that the GOP is funding a spoiler candidate.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Given that the rate of STDs in Congress must be higher than in the Villages of Florida, I don't think you really want to go there.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)
We will defeat them.
We have to beat them electorally, and then we have to break their spirit because of the extremism that’s being unleashed on the American people that’s completely and totally unacceptable."
-- Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, (D-NY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)
How moderate.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (8avO+)
We are saved the year-long Bawney Fwank funeral as he took time to step out of the party and criticize it last month.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM
Dude! There's so much that has happened!
Did you know Ace built a rocking chair for his porch, but had to disassemble it to get it outside? And he's learning to speak a dialect of Corvid!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (0sNs1)
Love how many of Trump’s cabinet are out there doing things, engaging with the public, making sure we see the work and results.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (gu0hJ)
Vegans opened a restaurant in the same business center as a friend's iconic burger place. Then they began protesting "the smell" with signs and a bullhorn.
I walked up to the protestors and said "Everything you eat has microbes in it and they're living animals."
One lady dropped her sign and started puking.
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (2cvSc)
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However, the male prostitution ring being run out of his D.C. townhouse lives on ...
/BTW, don't know if it's my browser (Brave) or the HQ, but I think the latter may have a memory leak. I get occasional messages from the browser about needing to close the page because it's so slow -- and subsequent tabs and links won't open (just hang) -- until I have to close and re-open the browser.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 02:04 PM (t+TFX)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 20, 2026 02:04 PM (TezPK)
-- Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, (D-NY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)
"Their kind must never rise again."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (Kdi1r)
As far as I'm aware....
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (dIske)
Ewww. Just. Ewww.
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (2z+OF)
I keep getting him mixed up with the other Masshole, Gerry Studds, who boinked House pages. A little peccadillo that never prevented his serial re-election.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
He was punished with a standing ovation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:06 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at May 20, 2026 02:06 PM (q2NNn)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (qrzX6)
Agreed.
It's the smug look he has every single time he's in front of a camera.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)
The worst smug look he gave was over 40 years ago when he was sitting slumped in his chair listening to the testimony of a woman whose parents had been murdered in front of her at a Luby's (sic?) restaurant in Waco TX. (It was one of the first mass shootings as I recall). Her testimony was riveting as she described many people being murdered and knowing that she had left her hand-gun in the car because it was "illegal" to carry inside. Schumer's bored look enrages me to this day.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 20, 2026 02:06 PM (U4hpE)
Posted by: Jaimo
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Erick always sounds like he is full of fart gas like a guy that breathes in a balloon before he speaks.
I suspect methane is inflating him and if someone lit a match, the room would blow up.
I do think he sniffs his own farts and think it smells like roses.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)
"Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
18h
Friendly fire? One of the three deceased Muslims killed at the terror-linked Islamic Center of San Diego praised Adolph Hitler for killing Jews. Amin Abdullah is being celebrated by the media and Muslims on social media.
The two teens who killed themselves after the shooting appeared to have left behind manifestos praising Hitler.
The mosque is infamous for having some of the 9/11 hijackers among its members."
Good to know! Thanks Andy.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (GD0B3)
I'm honestly at the the "f*ck it" level of interest in midterms at this point. Nobody gives two shits about the working class.
Not f*ggot loving communists on the left, not corporate d*ck slurping capitalists on the right.
I'm over it.
Posted by: Disenfranchised White Male at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (pB5NP)
The salad comb eater is Amy Klobuchar
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Fortunately, burger joints know not to hire his ass by now.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)
Love how many of Trump’s cabinet are out there doing things, engaging with the public, making sure we see the work and results.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (4KUe5)
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It became immediately clear (with of course a few exceptions which one would expect) early on in Trump 2.0 that he was bringing in EXCELLENT COMMUNICATORS to -- in addition to them being competent go-getters, be clear & up front with the American (and worldwide) people -- beat down the #FakeNews and #Hollywood-For-Ugly-People CongressCritters.
Ronaldus Magnus smiles from heaven ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (kUM31)
Love how many of Trump’s cabinet are out there doing things, engaging with the public, making sure we see the work and results.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 02:03 PM (4KUe5)
_______________________
The DOT is actually using hobby drones to police national trucking companies. Next time you pull into a rather large truck stop take a look above the parking area. There will likely be a few drones matching up license plates to Nat. DOT numbers.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (dIske)
This time it didn’t so I’m back.
Posted by: thathalfrican
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Always good to see you. Be thankful that it wasn't your shelves that crashed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 02:08 PM (XeU6L)
The historic haul is the latest proof of a cycle-long trend: House Republicans continue dominating Democrats in the money race. From the NRCC continuing to outraise the DCCC, to the NRCC raking in its strongest Q1 in history, and swing-district Republicans continuing to outraise vulnerable House Democrats.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (Kdi1r)
Completely understandable but man you can’t let the freaks back in power. You just can’t. Just keep dragging the GOP to where we want it. Takes a lot.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (eZwyX)
7 Say what you will, Gillibrand is still good looking.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)
She's a Memory Care 7.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (iJfKG)
House Democrats plan to oppose a bill to establish terms for building a Smithsonian women’s history museum on the National Mall because Republicans added language to limit its subjects to biological females.
The House is set to vote on the bill Thursday. It’s expected to pass with some bipartisan support but far fewer Democratic votes than a previous bipartisan version of the bill would have earned.
The drop in Democratic support could jeopardize the measure’s chances of passing the Senate, where it would need support from at least seven Democrats to clear a filibuster.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2026 01:48 PM (CNl8/)
Why do women or "women" need their own museum?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (gKWVE)
Also, if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.
Posted by: Alabama at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (q2NNn)
It really reminds me in a way of the Death of Baldur
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 01:36 PM (rbvCR)
Didn’t know that. Personally I just like the flower. Guess the flowers were named that as they grew where his blood was shed.
Posted by: Hyacinth at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (vjUC3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (2z+OF)
I think that was Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:09 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: ShainS
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Probably the website running some crappy script. Go straight to comments link rather than the main page. Different server I think.
No problem with Brave for me desktop or phone. Same with Vivaldi. Haven't tried the latest iteration of firefox yet.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anyway
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May his sphincter know eternal relief.
Posted by: Harvey Fierstein at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (Cjger)
-- Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, (D-NY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)
Is there a fucking reporter in this country that could be bothered to ask this asshole for examples of this "extremism"?
Or any other Democrat?
There's not enough rope in the country to hang all these fucking "journalists".
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (U4hpE)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:11 PM (GD0B3)
@MrAndyNgo
18h
Friendly fire? One of the three deceased Muslims killed at the terror-linked Islamic Center of San Diego praised Adolph Hitler for killing Jews. Amin Abdullah is being celebrated by the media and Muslims on social media.
That's quite a claim. Unlikely to be reported in the national media, if true.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 02:11 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
MN Senator Klobachar. Gillibrand is the NY sex cult adjacent as Lizzy noted above.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (XuXeR)
I'm honestly at the the "f*ck it" level of interest in midterms at this point. Nobody gives two shits about the working class.
Not f*ggot loving communists on the left, not corporate d*ck slurping capitalists on the right.
I'm over it.
Posted by: Disenfranchised White Male at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (pB5NP)
It has always been a made up term by non working class people using them for personal gain.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (8avO+)
Because Feminist Studies exists and must be fed?
I have no idea. It’s dumb.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 02:11 PM (rJ48h)
Not a claim, his posts were for all to see. Then they were locked within 24h of the incident. Still, smart people saved them.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (GD0B3)
That would be Klobachar, Minnestota's next governor.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (Cjger)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)
"Their kind must never rise again."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (Kdi1r)
"There is no point in bringing about co-operation among nations, based upon permanent understanding, until this Jewish fission-fungus of peoples has been removed."
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (h2pEv)
Bawney "Every Mortgage Holder A Broke And Credit Risk Mortgage Holder" Fwanker
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (ixS3i)
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My skeptical eye when reading X posts said "BS!", until I realized that he meant "used to". Since the hijackers are all dead, and such. Carry on.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (9ESuk)
This time it didn’t so I’m back.
Posted by: thathalfrican
Try brave and going directly to the comment link.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at May 20, 2026 02:12 PM (eZwyX)
working class. we don't even have classes to speak of in the US.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Harvey Fierstein at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (Cjger)
Wait, don't we want eternal torment? Like humanoid and having just eaten Chipotle but never being able to get to the bathroom and sitting on cold concrete?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
" Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
20h
The Islamic Center of San Diego, the mosque where three members were killed by two teens in a shooting, has a history of extremism.
Some of the 9/11 hijackers were members there before going on to kill thousands in the name of Islam.
Soon after the Oct. 7, 2023 terrorist attacks in Israel, the mosque posted a promotion for an event celebrating the "martyrs" who died in the offensive"
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ariana Puffington at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (oftw2)
Less than two weeks till PRIDE MONTH!
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Y8DZL)
Less than two weeks till PRIDE MONTH!
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Y8DZL)
Something, something, WRATH MONTH.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:16 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Harvey Fierstein at May 20, 2026 02:10 PM (Cjger)
Wait, don't we want eternal torment? Like humanoid and having just eaten Chipotle but never being able to get to the bathroom and sitting on cold concrete?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
since he liked it so much in life, maybe not.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 02:05 PM (2z+OF)
I think that was Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz.
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It was the upright frumpy beluga, Amy Klobecher.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 02:17 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3)
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Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
·
5h
Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-GA): If Democrats take control of the Senate, they should get rid of the "arcane" filibuster
"We owe it to the people to give them their voice. That’s basic, it’s foundational, and no arcane Senate procedural rule should block people’s ability to be heard in their democracy.”
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:17 PM (E4rtv)
That would be Klobachar, Minnestota's next governor.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (Cjger)
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Which is more prevalent, governors who quit to become senators or senators who quit to become governors? If you have an itch for national issues, it's the first. But being a senator can become boring and if you want executive power, it's the second.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 02:17 PM (HdYcL)
That would be Klobachar, Minnestota's next governor.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 02:13 PM (Cjger)
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Isn't Gillibrand the one who was associated with the crazy sex cult, the one named by a bunch of letters?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (qg7i9)
Posted by: the lower depths at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (Dg7ng)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (n3VHW)
It must be a genetic thing. My scotch-irish hillbilly ancestors were hunted by rice monsters and we have no natural ability with it.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Oldcat
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We do but discussing SES means you lose half the audience.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (Cjger)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (qg7i9)
NXIUM? Dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 01:30 PM
"It ain't cool to be no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving."
- Big black guy in cell #4 on the 9th floor
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 02:19 PM (bFu5X)
Isn't Gillibrand the one who was associated with the crazy sex cult
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A lot of candidates for that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)
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Reminds me of a recent funny post by Data Republican in the comments of one of her epic posts (entitled "The 'Fourth Founding': How our Unelecteds Plan to Rewrite the Constitution (Part 1)"):
"They're all connected because their entire job is to attend each other's lavish conferences and fart-speak all day."
x.com/DataRepublican/status/
2055474546636124600
[BTW, am are the only one not being able to get URL-link-shorteners is.gd or tinyurl.com to work recently?]
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (mEXdb)
i guess I don't even f*cking exist because of whatever words you don't like to describe being roofer.
Posted by: Disenfranchised White Male at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (pB5NP)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (3uBP9)
You live in one of those weird, non standard elevations?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
Starship's launch is postponed until tomorrow.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (gKWVE)
Same here. I can't prepare a bag of precooked uncle Ben's...
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:59 PM (HdYcL)
Me, too, which is why I went looking. Not to say he didn't partake. But if he did, he wasn't caught for it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: dagny at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (chM/Q)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)
Depends if you are desktop or mobile. Iphone brave doesn't do the hq anymore. It will freeze the whole phone and crash brave.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream
You need to rinse rice before cooking. Then let it rest before hitting the button. I use a cup of rice and a cup and a half of water.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (hC7dH)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (mEXdb)
Tinyurl was working for me fine on the pc. But with it I always have to reload the page from scratch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)
huh
I do 2x Amt of rice for basmati
1.5 ish water to rice amount for long grain white
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream
You need the better quality ones that automatically adjust cooking time based on the moisture level of the cooking rice.
YumAsia makes a Panda version that is excellent (does other things too like steam veggies, porridge, etc.). Use their cup for measuring rice, add water to the line. and Voila. The Panda is fine for two people to four, they make a larger one for bigger families.
Another reminder is to rinse the rice before cooking as it softens the rice prior to being put in.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 02:22 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: banana Dream
Things to watch out for:
Old rice
Bad water - too much minerals in your water can change cooking method
?? What make is the rice cooker?? Chineseum is not conducive to good stuff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 02:22 PM (diia5)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:23 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 20, 2026 02:23 PM (FxH7T)
apologies for the error
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 02:23 PM (gKWVE)
So when do we pick up Raul Castro?
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 02:23 PM (n7rxJ)
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Measure both ingredients by weight and rinse your rice under coldish waterz preferably in a sieve. Jasmine rice ratio is 1.25 water for every 1 of rice (all by weight, so 12 oz rice to 15 oz water). Basmati is 1.5.
If you rinse your rice though you need to account for the water you already added to it which will be a couple oz taken off your water measurement.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:23 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Y8DZL)
Something, something, WRATH MONTH.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:16 PM (uEmCf)
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I miss TRANS GENOCIDE VENGEANCE MONTH!
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:24 PM (mEXdb)
Posted by: ... at
I know. Right?
Hillary
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 20, 2026 02:24 PM (FxH7T)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:24 PM (XuXeR)
Also don't use Uncle Ben's. It's weirdly separate. Use the cheapest shit they have at the store. Comes out more like Chinese takeout rice.
Posted by: dagny at May 20, 2026 02:24 PM (chM/Q)
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Cheap rice cooker ? get a decent one and follow instructions that come with it.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:24 PM (GD0B3)
Hell, “Democracy” isn’t even mentioned, not once, in the Declaration of Independence nor the Constitution nor the Bill of Rights
It’s mainly a post WWII affectation in the public discourse. Wilson tried to make hay with it I suppose. Scholars have ever derided “Democracy” as totally unworkable. Mobocracy.
We’re seeing this in real time
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 02:25 PM (B+6a4)
Posted by: banana Dream
It's the rice cooker.
The autocorrect of rice cookers.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 02:25 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 02:25 PM (gu0hJ)
Trump stomped on my pinecone
Posted by: Tom Massie at May 20, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)
Why is it that I cannot make rice in a rice cooker? There are probably a billion asians that could make delicious, nutritious, beautiful looking rice with two rocks and a yak's bladder and I can't manage things with a state of the art machine. They say cup of rice to cup of water, no I get hot uncooked rice. An eyedropper more water and I get rice soup.
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Don't use a rice cooker. My Asian friend thinks I'm a gourmet cook because I use a pot and a stove. I told her I don't know how to use a rice cooker.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 02:26 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: banana Dream
Cup of rice 2 cups water
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 02:26 PM (FtULh)
this is SUPER important
also bc you can use the rice water for your orchids
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2)
Kinky
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:24 PM (XuXeR)
It also is supposed to rinse out the starch which makes rice so carborific.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:26 PM (h2pEv)
It must be a genetic thing. My scotch-irish hillbilly ancestors were hunted by rice monsters and we have no natural ability with it.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:18 PM (3uBP9)
Does your interior bowl have measurements inside? Mine came with a measuring cup and corresponding markings on the bowl. I dump 1 full cup of rice in, pour water up to the 1 cup mark, and voila!
Posted by: pookysgirl is Scots-Irish hillbilly too at May 20, 2026 02:26 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: banana Dream
Nope. My scots hillbilly bog monster cheapo bloodline makes perfect rice.
I suck at jello tho.
Posted by: dagny at May 20, 2026 02:26 PM (chM/Q)
yeah either way is fine. I use the cooker bc I have rice almost every day and it just makes it easy
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2)
Story at Instapundit.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)
You obviously weren't at Club ONT on Saturday. We covered that!
Posted by: Doof at May 20, 2026 02:26 PM (XqaQ1)
Next up, unladen swallow calculations...
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:27 PM (XuXeR)
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you can say that again, every time they show a gathering of Senators, from both parties, he always has that bemused and uncomfortable expression of someone who does not know how he got there, and what he is doing there
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 02:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2026 02:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 02:27 PM (B+6a4)
Depends if you are desktop or mobile. Iphone brave doesn't do the hq anymore. It will freeze the whole phone and crash brave.
Posted by: banana Dream
Safari and apple suck on their browser. Reason why I don't use apple products as safari is subpar crapware and they won't allow others to create anything other than a shell over the Safari code.
Brave is just a shell over Safari on Apple as are other skins but the underlying browser code is Safari. I am not sure that another native browser can work without circumventing Apple's cage around apps.
Brave is a shell over Chrome as is Vivaldi, Edge, (Opera is now I think) and the other major browser that still uses its own code is Firefox. There are some oddballs out there mainly for niche users like Supermium, etc.
Apple makes damn good hardware but it is intentionally a gated garden which makes interconnectivity outside that garden far harder than it needs to be and much more expensive.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)
You gotta leave it alone some.
Posted by: dagny at May 20, 2026 02:28 PM (chM/Q)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 20, 2026 02:28 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Just got here at May 20, 2026 02:28 PM (2Ez/1)
Two wolves and a lamb voting on dinner...
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR)
yes this is a good ratio! I do a little more water still tho, so 2x for basmati and wild, 1.5x for long grain white and jasmine (white).
and definitely rinse it's so important!!! ship your rice water to me lol my orchids love it
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:28 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 20, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
I live on a mountain but one of those tiny old man mountans in north georgia, shouldn't be very high, let me look, about 1000'. That's nothing.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 02:28 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 02:27 PM (B+6a4)
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It's amazing how one's taste buds can adjust to things. I used to hate brown rice -- it was white rice or bust!
But the wifey and I got into better nutrition, and we now use brown rice exclusively -- and I've adapted to enjoy its taste (not to mention superior nutrition) over white.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:29 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: banana Dream
Go to any asian market. They sell rice cookers that are great. Perfect rice everytime.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2026 02:29 PM (IifOV)
I have the cheapest rice cooker . Nothing state of the art. I basically just eyeball the amount of water I add to a cup of rice. No problems thus far.
Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2026 02:29 PM (lJ0H4)
Be aware there is an arsenic issue in most rice. I don't know how overblown it is but some brands are better for it than others.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:29 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Condolences Here, Too at May 20, 2026 02:30 PM (oftw2)
also bc you can use the rice water for your orchids
Posted by: Black Orchid
I need to remember that. Do you by any chance let them spend the night in a warm refrigerator (~50°
to help trigger the blooms? I've heard doing that for two weeks, bringing it out for daylight around 70° does the trick.Posted by: BifBewalski at May 20, 2026 02:30 PM (PnEh/)
Posted by: dagny at May 20, 2026 02:30 PM (chM/Q)
https://tinyurl.com/vkd7hjmn"
What is so broken that running while holding a phone backwards overhead seems like a good idea?
We're not gonna make it...
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 02:27 PM (B+6a4)
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I've found that instant rice is much more edible if you make it the day before and throw it in the fridge until you use it the next day. Not sure why. Just better texture, more plump doesn't overwhelm the flavor.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:30 PM (dIske)
If you want the "Sticky Rice", go to your closest H-Mart or 99 Ranch Market and see what brand the Koreans or Vietnamese are buying.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:31 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Just got here at May 20, 2026 02:28 PM (2Ez/1)
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Favorite movies about food?
Bottle Shock.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:31 PM (kUM31)
The trick is to use just enough water, though not too much, more is not better. If you live at high elevations, sucks to be you. Rice does not like high altitude.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 02:31 PM (B+6a4)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:28 PM (j+aD2)
Orchid my darling, I would but my rice water ends up absorbed by my rice!! But I use a cooker.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:31 PM (h2pEv)
https://x.com/tatumturnup/status/2056890084822290719
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison!
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lol
OK that's the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 02:32 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: pookysgirl is Scots-Irish hillbilly too
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Yep. YumAsia's is a superhard ceramic non stick cooking bowl which makes it extremely easy to clean, just wipe out the dried starch. Has a short grain/long grain button and brown rice along with porridge and other settings.
And at least the version I have, also makes lower carb rice by cooking off some of the starches. Beeps when it approaches 10 minutes left and then counts down until done.
Japanese Toshiba, Panasonic, and some others make top notch rice cookers with all the bells and whistles but I find the YumAsia cooker easier to use.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:32 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:32 PM (h2pEv)
Bottle Shock.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:31 PM (kUM31)
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Sweeney Todd
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2026 02:32 PM (dIske)
🤦🏻♂️ 🤦🏻♂️ 🤦🏻♂️ I'm turning in for the day. Maybe the week.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:33 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Condolences Here, Too at May 20, 2026 02:30 PM (oftw2)
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And here I've been for years making fun of Juan McCain's funeral circling Uranus.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:33 PM (kUM31)
If you want the "Sticky Rice", go to your closest H-Mart or 99 Ranch Market and see what brand the Koreans or Vietnamese are buying.
Posted by: XTC
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Jasmine. Has to be cooked right though and fluffed when done.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:33 PM (E4rtv)
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Which is more prevalent, governors who quit to become senators or senators who quit to become governors? If you have an itch for national issues, it's the first. But being a senator can become boring and if you want executive power, it's the second.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 02:17 PM (HdYcL)
Being governor is generally a more difficult but more rewarding job. We can do a quick and dirty job comparison and say that since there’s 435 Congressmen but only 100 Senators, each Senator is worth 4.35 Congressmen. But there’s only 50 Governors, so each one of them is worth 2 Senators.
Of course some are more equal than others.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 02:33 PM (TH/2I)
Go to any asian market. They sell rice cookers that are great. Perfect rice everytime.
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They take up ridiculous space. Just use a pot!
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 02:33 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 20, 2026 02:34 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 02:34 PM (gu0hJ)
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Yep. I will cook it first, then throw it in with everything else in a crock pot, on the dry side. It’s almost edible that way. But has no flavor, not even close, to Brown Rice. It’s the Freeze Dried Coffee of Rice. Better than no Rice, kinda
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 02:34 PM (B+6a4)
Posted by: pookysgirl is Scots-Irish hillbilly too
You must have the same kind I do.
Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2026 02:34 PM (lJ0H4)
Just read that 501 Americans have been shot since the start of the Iranian campaign.
In Chicago.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 02:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:33 PM (E4rtv)
Glutinous Rice isn't always Jasmine rice.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 02:35 PM (uEmCf)
BRING ME A BUCKET !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 20, 2026 02:35 PM (rvNIn)
I have not yet attempted such a thing. they do live in a sort of distant (from the HVAC) room with a picture window, and the room is drafty-ish, so they get natural cold lol. but plenty of light and it never gets THAT cold.
they seem happy at the moment with this location so I don't mess with it. I did add more UV lights in the deepest winter tho.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 02:35 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Nazdar at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 20, 2026 02:34 PM
Same here re the saucepan. I also toast my rice a bit in olive oil with some minced onion before I add my water or stock.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (bFu5X)
If you rinse your rice though you need to account for the water you already added to it which will be a couple oz taken off your water measurement.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:23 PM (h2pEv)
Huh?
I just use the pre-measured cup that comes with the cooker (Zojirushi) and raise water level after rinsing to the pre-marked cooking vessel and depress the cook button. Basmati, Jasmine, Long Grain, Calrose, it don't matter. I even make Spanish Rice in it, using the specified ingredients and raising the liquid amount to the mark with water.
The overflow collector and design of the machine to account for minute differences in amounts of water. If I was having that much trouble, I would consider a different machine.
Buy one at an Asian food store, or a Zojirushi at Amazon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (YwEeS)
3 miles up, 3 miles down?
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (XuXeR)
I've found that instant rice is much more edible if you make it the day before and throw it in the fridge until you use it the next day.
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Ham and bean soup after a week >>>> Ham and bean soup freshly made
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (HdYcL)
I have the cheapest rice cooker . Nothing state of the art. I basically just eyeball the amount of water I add to a cup of rice. No problems thus far.
Uncle Ben's or whatever it's called now in a pouch
90 sec in microwave
Enjoy
Don't forget to tear the corner a little bit.
Posted by: Rice is my game at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (HcoTw)
I see no difference
Posted by: dagny
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One reason is to reduce the arsenic levels as rice does pick up that from soils and pollutants. The second is that it does soften the rice a bit for cooking, washes away some of the starchy bits and husk bits, and other less desirable detritus.
If you get into a conversation with Asians, they will split into rinse and no rinse and start arguing about it. I do it, it works for me, and will continue to do it. You do whatever you want to do.
Instant rice, however, you will see no benefit other than removing detritus as it is parboiled so it cooks a lot faster. In essence, somewhat prewashed already.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 02:36 PM (HdYcL)
It cans remarkably well, too. I have some several years old that is still yum. Garnish with some fresh onions, jalapenos, and cilantro. Yum.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Sir Edmund Millinery at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2026 02:34 PM (lJ0H4)
Possibly. I have a 5-cup Aroma rice cooker that I got for like 30 bucks at the BX over a decade ago. It has one of those fancy vegetable steaming overlays that I never use.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a great cook at May 20, 2026 02:38 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:33 PM (E4rtv)
But it’s so sweet and aromatic when it’s cooked! That’s my favorite type. I always add a quarter stick of butter when I cook a pot of it, just because.
I never had a rice machine, the only time I have trouble is when I get interested in something on tv and forget there’s a pot on the burner.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 02:39 PM (TH/2I)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:37 PM (E4rtv)
Never heard of the arsenic risk, but it does prevent the rice from being so sticky, where that is a potential concern.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:39 PM (dK+Kv)
The zojirushi is INSANELY forgiving for varying water amounts.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:39 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Rice is not something you really want to keep much beyond a day at best after cooking and even then needs to be refrigerated immediately if not being eaten. Basically like agar for bacteria, etc. Good growth medium.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: From about That Time at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: ...
That is top of the line ricecooker right there. Could not remember the brand.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 02:39 PM (h2pEv)
You'd have to really work at it to get it to deliver bad results. But I haven't tried brown rice or wild rice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:41 PM (dK+Kv)
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/arsenic-in-rice
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
Switch to Riceland brand American long grain white rice if that is a concern. Less starchy. All Jasmine rice is starchy by intention. Basmati has less starch as well.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (E4rtv)
Good to know.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 02:44 PM (dK+Kv)
Old rice
Bad water - too much minerals in your water can change cooking method
?? What make is the rice cooker?? Chineseum is not conducive to good stuff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 02:22 PM
Worse than old rice is rice that has been used in a rear bag for long-range precision rifle competitions.
According to Weasel-san, that stuff is beyond nasty.
Also, it's a range-babe repellant.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 02:50 PM (0sNs1)
Since talcum powder is no longer used, washing is optional, and some recommend not doing it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 20, 2026 02:59 PM (v1okb)
A bit rodent featured as well with that nasallly nag voice. Possibly a gerbil. Ask Gere if his were blonde.
I'm 100% sure my husband would add she must be a fright in the mornings without make up (as this remains his standard grading system). Before me he may have woken to horror as it has never left him in his observations.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 03:12 PM (WONhk)
And here I've been for years making fun of Juan McCain's funeral circling Uranus.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 02:33 PM (kUM31)
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I was unaware that McCain's funeralizing was finally over! That had to be the record.
I can't remember if he had the full JFK horse drawn gun carriage with the boots backwards? I'm sure Hag Hillary wants a funeral that lasts a week.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk)
It gets frozen as well if mixed with meat.
The main thing I avoid is restaurant lettuce. I eye everything after Salmonella from lettuce.
This is why I lose weight when traveling, even in France. We also walk a lot so there's that. I survive on bread, cheese, some fruit I determine is washed and wine. Sons and husband would eat roadkill and proved it in Scotland with blood puddings and Haggis they consumed yet lived.
I don't remember what I ate in Scotland (probably bread and cheese) except Sticky Toffee Pudding. And wine and Scotch.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 03:43 PM (WONhk)
Thomas Massie Has No Constituency and Leaves No Legacy
In the last weeks of his doomed campaign, Tom Massie made explicit what he had previously been coy about: He was a full-blown Nazi.
He invited open Hitler fans and Holocaust deniers on to the campaign trail with him, and into his home:
Jordan SchachtelA few accounts reminded me that Massie was a jock-sniffer for liberal California Speaker Kevin McCarthy -- along with MTG, of course -- and seemed to have spiraled after his Fren got booted out of power, determined to avenge him against the entire Republican Party. What a prickly, fussy, hyper-emotional "man." After Massie further accused SEAL hero Ed Gallrein of being an ISRAELI ASSET -- does anyone remember the RUSSIAN AGENT hoax? -- Gallrein had enough and blasted him.
@JordanSchachtel 14h Don't forget that Massie pulled a last gasp fraud play to try to trick voters into thinking that Trump endorsed him for reelection. When the pressure was on, he showed what kind of person that he's become. What an ugly way to go out.
He had a positive message as well. And he didn't even thank Bibi Netanyahu or the Mossad a single time.
Overton
@overton_news
Trump-backed Ed Gallrein just unloaded on Rep. Thomas Massie after his win. He said Massie wasn't voting against Trump -- he was voting against the very people who elected him. GALLREIN: "Simply put, what we'd say in Kentucky because I'm pretty plain spoken, is he went to Washington, he burned every bridge, he burned a bridge factory and ran off everybody that would build a bridge to the conservative Republicans." "Again, the left-wing Democrats, the radical Democrats loved him." "His votes against our party and our nation go farther back." "I want to add one thing, Sean, for you and the viewers, and our conservative Republican friends out there..." "Remember, it wasn't just President Trump. President Trump won nearly 78 million votes in the presidential race. The most ever for a Republican president." "He won 31 states, including the swing states and also 312 electoral votes." "And here in this district, President Trump won by 85%." "He stood against us! But he liked to single out President Trump." "All that to say it's a new day, these people deserve better and I'm going to give it to them."
Ed Gallrein
@EdGallrein 1h
As I reflect on yesterday's victory, I want to begin by thanking President Donald J. Trump for his support, confidence, and unwavering commitment to fighting for our country and the America First movement. I am deeply humbled and honored by the trust the people of Kentucky have placed in me. This victory belongs to the hardworking patriots across our Commonwealth who believe in faith, freedom, secure borders, strong families, and putting America first. To every voter, volunteer, supporter, and friend who stood with our campaign -- thank you. Thank you for your prayers, sacrifice, encouragement, and belief in our mission. I will never forget the support you showed my family and me throughout this journey. Over the course of this campaign, I had the privilege of meeting thousands of Kentuckians from every walk of life -- veterans, farmers, first responders, small business owners, workers, parents, and young people hopeful for the future of our nation. Your stories inspired me every single day. The Navy SEAL Teams taught me that no mission is accomplished alone. Success requires trust, teamwork, discipline, and people willing to fight side by side for something greater than themselves. I saw that same spirit throughout this campaign, from the farms and small towns of Kentucky to the incredible grassroots team that poured their hearts into this race. While yesterday was a victory worth celebrating, there is still much work to be done. The real mission begins now. I will fight every day to serve the people of Kentucky, support President Trump's agenda, strengthen our country, and never forget the trust you placed in me. Thank you again for this incredible honor. I am ready to get to work. May God bless each of you, the Commonwealth of Kentucky, and the United States of America 🇺🇸
Trump-backed Ed Gallrein just unloaded on Rep. Thomas Massie after his win.
— Overton (@overton_news) May 20, 2026
He said Massie wasn’t voting against Trump — he was voting against the very people who elected him.
GALLREIN: “Simply put, what we’d say in Kentucky because I’m pretty plain spoken, is he went to… pic.twitter.com/CxdRjEg6qq
Thank you to President Trump for his endorsement, and to the voters of Kentucky’s 4th District for your trust and support. Tonight, true Republicans made their voices heard and stood up for the values and principles they believe in. I’m honored by the confidence you’ve placed in… pic.twitter.com/Ac621X7bck
— Ed Gallrein (@EdGallrein) May 20, 2026
The Nazi Podcasters are all coping and seething -- they had convinced themselves that they were Super-Duper-Influential but are now revealed to be fringe clowns who only influence each other.
Today is a humbling day for the Nazi Podcasters who sat inside their little bubbles and convinced each other they were kingmakers. I mean, "KonigsMachers." The Nazi Karens are having SJW meltdowns.
Dana Loesch
@DLoesch 14h When will politicians get it? Podcastistan isn't real life. Voters don't care about half-literate BS from barely-educated cable cast-offs who can't move the needle in elections to save their lives.
In the final days of the campaign, Rep. Massie rejected going on Dana Loesch's 🇺🇸 show.
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) May 20, 2026
Instead, he went on Cenk Uygur's 🇹🇷 show. pic.twitter.com/5ghSE7atn5
Bad Hombre
@Badhombre 20h 4.63 million people live in Kentucky. There are 122 Israeli-born residents in the entire state. That is 0.0026%. 776,000 people live in KY-4. Less than 300 are voting-age Jews. That is 0.0387%. No, neither Israelis nor Jews can swing an election in Kentucky despite what your favorite podcaster tells you.
Jessica Dalton 🇺🇸
@TheRemnantView
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Libertarians really thought they could stroll into a movement forged through the golden escalator days, January 6, watching people get railroaded, nonstop indictments, assassination attempts on Trump, and even Charlie being murdered, and somehow convince us to ditch Trump because Tucker or Massie told us to. You wildly misunderstood the people you were dealing with. This movement didn't survive nearly a decade of political warfare just to get lectured by contrarians with podcasts and ego problems. You thought MAGA was some shallow internet coalition that could be redirected with a few viral clips and "just asking questions" talking points. Turns out loyalty forged under pressure doesn't fold because a few libertarians suddenly think they're kingmakers.
Dan Bongino
@dbongino 15h Turns out that Jimmy, Dave, Igor, Ryan, and an assortment of Jew hating life-losers, disgruntled libs, sexual deviants, leg-humpers, drunks and failed comedians really aren't a great coalition for winning a conservative primary election IRL. Shocker. We didn't ask for this ideological war, they did. And we finished it. Matter of fact, we didn't even invite them to this party.
They invited themselves. And then they shit in the punch bowl and now they're playing dumb as to why we threw their asses out. Take your 1940s era agitprop bullshit and shove it up your ass. Or go back where you came from with your "river to the sea" terrorist friends. Those radical libs will welcome you back with open arms. Agitprop is their thing. It's their ONLY thing. Thanks. Have a great rest of your day! And a big thanks to the real conservatives who saw through this bullshit. -Dan
Will ChamberlainThe Highly Noted Conservatives of the North American Man-Boy Lincoln Project are very angry that this leading conservative voice will no longer be conservatively conserving conservatism:
@willchamberlain 12h Thomas Massie may have lost, but he can console himself with the knowledge that in 12 years he never passed a single bill or accomplished anything of note in Congress
Damn, that’s crazy https://t.co/kIhTtpqUpx pic.twitter.com/uUakPyoxEz
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) May 20, 2026
So we have that to look forward to.
Joel Mowbray May 19 Thomas Massie knew he was going to lose -- and he accepted defeat before voting even started. A man who believes he can win doesn't shun voters right before the election to bake pizzas for "influencers." Let alone embracing a swastika-wearing Holocaust denier. Or appearing the day before the election for an interview with Cenk Uygur & Ana Kasparian, who both openly despise the good, decent people of northern Kentucky. No, Massie had long ago written off the idea of actually getting re-elected. He was angling for his next career move before leaving his current job -- but "losing" in the primary was necessary for setting up his ability to not only follow, but maybe even exceed the post-government success enjoyed by MTG, Joe Kent, & Matt Gaetz. Nothing is quite as certain for racking up a big audience and hefty payday like bashing Israel and the Jooos ad naseum. Just ask Megyn Kelly. Or don't ask; she'll tell you, whether you care or not. Whining about "Israel" is so lucrative that you can be omnipresent in Podcastistan and even Fox News despite having served jail time for leaking highly classified secrets. (See: Kiriakou, John.) Heck, you can even be arrested & CONVICTED for attempting to molest underage girls TWICE -- and you can STILL make bank, ironically from the very people obsessed with "Epstein." (Here's looking at you, Scott Ritter.) Massie knows all this. Just like he knew he couldn't win a Republican primary in a deep MAGA district by running against Trump. So it was all just a show. All to set himself up for Life After Congress. "Israel knocked me out of Congress, but they can't silence me!" He'll make millions within the first 12 months after leaving office, which might come before year's end, of course. And THAT is why Massie played things the way he did. He played this race perfectly -- just not for, well, winning re-election. But for his bank account and groupie count? No one could have maximized the future on both fronts better than Massie just did.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 12:21 PM (n7rxJ)
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Unexpectedly.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:22 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:22 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (uEmCf)
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What a putz. It would have been a whole lot cheaper for Bibi to just to have Mossad assassinate him ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (kUM31)
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I feel like I said this a few months ago.
And then Tucker's chosen candidate in a TX House primary got 6th place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (fqwyO)
Really? Not a single foul ball?
Throwing a foul ball > Dialing up the Pick-6
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (QX6xo)
Alex Jones? The man who had Kanye West on wearing a Bondage Hood and saying "Hitler did nothing wrong"?
THAT Alex Jones?
Imagine My Shock.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (uEmCf)
She should answer some uncomfortable questions today.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (jehhT)
Really, that's all I have to say.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 12:25 PM (n7rxJ)
Et tu Alex?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (QX6xo)
Alex looks to be a bit more bitter added to the crazy these days. Understandable, but dude.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd)
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Just what Podcastistan needs, another Anti-Semitic Nazi Loon.
/"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:25 PM (kUM31)
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Or Israel is so powerful that it can destroy anyone who gets in its way.
Anti-Zionists should probably hide because Israel's out for blood.
I guess. I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (fqwyO)
THAT Alex Jones?
Imagine My Shock.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (uEmCf)
LOL. Never heard that one. Kanye and Alex Jones buddy cop movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (CWTWj)
Anti-Zionists should probably hide because Israel's out for blood.
I guess. I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (fqwyO)
If so, wouldn't they have destroyed Mecca by now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:27 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:27 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (CWTWj)
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All I know is that Thomas Massie is protecting the identities of 20 powerful pedophiles connected to Epstein. He knows the names, he's said so, he's promised to read the names into the House record where he has immunity, and he hasn't done it.
There's only one explanation: He's protecting them. He's pro-powerful pedophile.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: That Guy at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (pqVDs)
I'd love to see him go to Munich Germany this Fall, visit the Oktoberfest and pull some of that nazi shit. The locals would kick his ass all the way to Stuttgart.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (2WIwB)
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Second look at Matt Gaetz for AG?
/While he would have likely been better than Bondi, so far Imma likin' this Todd Blanche fella ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (CWTWj)
Massie or Jones?
Massie was never one of ours.
Jones was always: there are elements in amongst the crazy. Some themes in there where he was not wrong. But there was always a massive rope of crazy threaded in there. People say Trump says stupid things, but he is actually quite smart- he just says things that others think are impolite. Jones says stupid shit which is actionable. That's stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)
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Islam is actually a Zionist plot to destroy Christianity?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (fqwyO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)
Yeah, there was a whole arc where Nick Fuentes hooked up with Milo, and they took Kanye and paraded him around to any (nominally) Right-wing podcast that would have him on.
First, Kanye rage-quit Tim Pool's show because Tim wouldn't blame the Jews for everything.
Then, he appeared on Alex Jones' show in the aforementioned bondage hood, and started more or less sucking Hitler's zombie cock.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (uEmCf)
I made a JOKE earlier that I bet his concession speech was: "Gallrein is a secret Jew and Donald Trump is his Shabbos goy."
I didn't think it would really be that... but it was that.
Beyond parody.
You should have kissed Trump's ring. Now you're kissing his o-ring. Don't blame the Jews. Blame yourself, you sad bitch.
Let this be a warning: don't cross MAGA. We demand servile obeisance from the GOP like they tried to demand from us.
Nothing more. Nothing less. We own you now, not the other way around, and if we want any lip from you, we'll drop trow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: pookysgirl has some strawberry kiwi juice in the fridge at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (Wt5PA)
Throwing a foul ball > Dialing up the Pick-6
Perhaps he choked on his breakfast carburetor.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:27 PM (FtULh)
Removal of masks. Truth may suck, but it makes it easier to see who the enemies are when they are out in the open about it. Better than the 80s when they were no less vile and venal, but hid it behind a veneer of comity and gentility.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (QX6x
Because Massie was that influential ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (FtULh)
The Dems are already going the "both sides" route on Joo-hate. The problem with that argument is that we kick ours to the curb, while they give theirs a medal.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (QX6x
Because Massie was that influential ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (FtULh)
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Well, he did single-handedly destroy the OBBB by opposing it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (fqwyO)
-Dan
Kinda wish you'da brought such vim and vigor to the FBI when you were there.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (QX6xo)
I answered back: "Beats learning Urdu."
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:31 PM (lHPJf)
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What more proof do you need that he's clearly a puppet of the weather-controllers?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:31 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (uEmCf)
How many of the drugs is Kanye on? He's gone quite recently it seems. The last thing I remember was when he showed up at that one thing with his girlfriend wearing a transparent body stocking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)
So, when you say "hooked up"....
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (lHPJf)
He did it on the day he shouted about the "crazies" in his movement, which had a lot of people here questioning what he was doing and what was wrong with him. Remember? Because all some people wanted was just to know about Epstein.
Turned out he was bang on. What he did was dictate the size and shape of the split they were manufacturing. And he did it by doing something they never expected.
The entirety of his second term and the future of this country hinged on the day he seemingly went mental in a press conference and began criticizing his own followers. And the magic thing about the way he does things is practically nobody knows, other than his opponents whose years long plan he blew apart in an afternoon.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Octochicken at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (oCS0o)
- after IN
- after Cassidy
- after Massie
- after Cornyn (pending)
Still--still--yelling, "you must trust us! We are the professionals! We must appeal to the middle! Only we know how to win!!!"
Stuff like, "why did we have to waste so much money on a House seat just to send a message?"
And, "Now we have to spend money to defend TX that could have been spent winning other seats!"
How about you guys go f off and die?
We're doing fine without you.
Despite your best efforts to stop us.
Especially despite that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (QX6xo)
It's easy to be a talker...
It's hard to be a doer...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (tOcjL)
He did it on the day he shouted about the "crazies" in his movement, which had a lot of people here questioning what he was doing and what was wrong with him. Remember?
No.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)
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A "podcast" you say? What a novel idea. Nobody does "podcasts." He'll be a star. A somebody.
*snickers*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: mishdog at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (VgVhW)
How about you guys go f off and die?
We're doing fine without you.
Despite your best efforts to stop us.
Especially despite that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (73/SM)
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Paxton is going to win by at least 9 in the general. The GOP should be happy. They get to dump millions into ineffective TV ads, get the commission, and not even worry about losing the seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (fqwyO)
There's only one explanation: He's protecting them. He's pro-powerful pedophile.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (fqwyO)
Hey, hey, hey. Let's try and be fair to Massie, okay? He could just be lying.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (/E0rg)
"Take your 1940s era agitprop bullshit and shove it up your ass. Or go back where you came from with your "river to the sea" terrorist friends. Those radical libs will welcome you back with open arms. Agitprop is their thing. It's their ONLY thing."
I approve this message!!
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (GD0B3)
Stuff like, "why did we have to waste so much money on a House seat just to send a message?"
And, "Now we have to spend money to defend TX that could have been spent winning other seats!"
How about you guys go f off and die?
We're doing fine without you.
Despite your best efforts to stop us.
Especially despite that.
Spencer Pratt is a dagger pointed at the testicles of the political campaign class.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)
As a Nassie Nahssie.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (MqCo2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
It wasn't the Joos. It was the greys.
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (+hIS8)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (fqwyO)
When Cornyn loses I imagine Thune will start sweating..... Well if he was smart he would...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Jew today, Gentile tomorrow? at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Crybaby Liberation Front at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (594J6)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (5P5DO)
What about licking his nethers? Don't forget the nethers.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything
All three of them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (+hIS8)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)
Objection, assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: They no haz nadz at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (TbWk/)
So, when you say "hooked up"....
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (lHPJf)
History says Milo would've rather 'hooked up' with Kanye than Fuentes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (QX6xo)
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Wait until they start talking about some of the virtues the Nazis had.
You ain't seen jack shit yet from the Left.
In fact some months back I mentioned they would be supporting literal Naziism one day, and they're *already* backing the tattoos and "some" of the ideas. In their usual subtle way.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (uEmCf)
To expand more on the removing masks thing. I was watching a video on Sarah Stock (a right wing Trad-Catholic 'influencer' -Actually all of that should be in quotes.) And how she was espousing these right wing, traditional family values lifestyle (wait for marriage, etc) while the entire time banging elijah schaefer while her fiance had no idea. AND she kept the engagement AND affair going through pregnancy scares, etc.
The thing is, the shit she was peddling is actually a good idea (at least the themes.) SHE just never believed in it, obviously. She's a fake. Just like the Quartering or Chrissy Mayer.
People get dejected when this stuff comes out and think it somehow tars the values. NO, it just shows people are fake and shit. The VALUES are actually vindicated by how these people live.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Guy Who Always Say at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (IG3/x)
I don't think you can improve on the stool bus being hit by a train.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (594J6)
Towards the end they were double teaming...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (FtULh)
- claiming now all the Massie voters are going to join the Dem votes in November and flip the seat
- that Massie has always been the consistent True Conservative, it was us that changed, citing his pre-2020 positions.
- Trump was the one that really betrayed Massie by not honoring his promise to stop the dirty Jew money funding his opponent
(this is Nick Fuentes' current claim, that he has sooper sekret insider proof he's going to release)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (73/SM)
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (/E0rg)
Jews of Rural Kentucky would be a great Al Yankovic parody of Rich Men North of Richmond.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (3uBP9)
Nothing more. Nothing less. We own you now, not the other way around, and if we want any lip from you, we'll drop trow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (BI5O2)
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I love this place!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (gnNyN)
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
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Whenever I start thinking I'm funny or observational I humble myself by looking at these dudes' headlines
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (h2pEv)
I answered back: "Beats learning Urdu."
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:31 PM (lHPJf)
Well done.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (nbLIj)
*snickers*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (jehhT)
I miss the AoSHQ podcast, it was hilarious. The "thought-leading Thought Leaders" bit still makes me chuckle.
Posted by: pookysgirl, feeling nostalgic at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Shabbos Goy at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (sHvUe)
- claiming now all the Massie voters are going to join the Dem votes in November and flip the seat
- that Massie has always been the consistent True Conservative, it was us that changed, citing his pre-2020 positions.
- Trump was the one that really betrayed Massie by not honoring his promise to stop the dirty Jew money funding his opponent
(this is Nick Fuentes' current claim, that he has sooper sekret insider proof he's going to release)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (73/SM)
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"We just proved that we don't have political influence. Watch is exert real political influence in 5 months!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (fqwyO)
- claiming now all the Massie voters are going to join the Dem votes in November and flip the seat
I felt a great disruption in the Force. Oh wait, that was a fart.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (594J6)
Towards the end they were double teaming...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (FtULh)
OH MY!
Posted by: George Takei at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (bFu5X)
*fistbump*
Glad you made it back to the States safe and sound, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (QX6xo)
Whining about "Israel" is so lucrative that you can be omnipresent in Podcastistan and even Fox News despite having served jail time for leaking highly classified secrets. (See: Kiriakou, John.)
And openly, proudly admitting that your podcast is published by the Russians "because they pay me". All as a flex against another former CIA agent podcaster who made the Russian observation.
Kiriakou's a strange guy. He got into intel through being a political staffer. Centrist Donk type. Hates the Clintons, Brennan, Obama, Kerry with a passion that exceeds even the most reactionary conservative deathbeast. Not because they're anti-American traitorous scumbags, but because they all screwed him over in his career.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (y9nCu)
I don't think you can improve on the stool bus being hit by a train.
Posted by: Archimedes
[iSNORT!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (+hIS8)
For some reason, I thought he'd been dead for quite some time.
Posted by: Guy Who Always Say at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (IG3/x)
Only the good die young. But Hell is a little gayer today.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (AezrY)
Posted by: Crybaby Liberation Front at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (qUkBO)
Thing is, as bad as Liz Cheney was at the end of her career she still wasn't as bad as Massie and MTG.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (qrzX6)
This is who they always were, they just were hiding it.
And if they'd won, they'd be right back to plotting against us while pretending to be conservative.
Exposing your true selves doesn't hurt us--that's why we fired you, we knew who you were.
But it does hurt and flush out your fellow embeds who remain ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (73/SM)
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Strongly disagree! I saw that and...NO! Massie really thought he was going to win. He won before with like 60% or something. He though he had it in the bag! His plan was to win, make himself even a bigger ass (if that is possible), then quit after 2026, and only then join the podcastian losers...maybe. NO man expects to lose, especially egomaniac narcissist like Massie! You could read the whole thing on his new wife's mug. I am a professional amateur physiognomist, and I can tell you, they expected to eek it out! He was leading up until a few weeks ago. Joel is inserting his own thought process into his analysis, he cannot understand chicken fucking lowlife like Massie.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (GD0B3)
People get dejected when this stuff comes out and think it somehow tars the values. NO, it just shows people are fake and shit. The VALUES are actually vindicated by how these people live.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)
Of COURSE she's a fake. She worked for Gay Drug Addict Elijah Shaffer.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (uEmCf)
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (/E0rg)
I was a naive freshman in college in 2002. Everybody in my dorm was invited to a cookout at an off campus frat house before classes started in the fall. I didn't know a whole lot of people at that time being new to Bloomington. So I decided to go. There was another guy on my floor going too so we went together. It turns out the event was hosted by a Jewish frat. Great food and very friendly. But I remember saying to the guy when we left, "wait you're Jewish and from Kentucky?"
Posted by: mishdog at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (VgVhW)
Posted by: pookysgirl, feeling nostalgic at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)
I liked it too- even with Gabe. But, I think ace felt self conscious speaking. Maybe we need to pitch a podcast where he and garrett just call each other gay all hour and discuss beauty and shelving tips.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (k8xm0)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM
Is that one of those apps only available from the iStore?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: ShainS
Candace and The 'Cone
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (MqCo2)
You ain't seen jack shit yet from the Left.
In fact some months back I mentioned they would be supporting literal Naziism one day, and they're *already* backing the tattoos and "some" of the ideas. In their usual subtle way.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (h2pEv)
You take out the nationalistic elements of the 25 point platform of the NSDAP and there's a hell of a lot of overlap with the progressive left.
Posted by: But nobody will notice or care at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: 18-1 looking at Platner and Massie at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)
_________
I thought that had to be wrong since more than half of the district is suburban Cincinnati. But I just checked and couldn't find a single synagogue in the northern Ky.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (GD2xa)
Mowbray makes a good but dangerous point. Massie knew he was going to lose but used it to show his anti semite bona fides for his future endeavors. The Galindo woman in Texas is letting it hang out as well calling for concentration camps. Same with the jihadist in Michigan. What this succeeds in doing is moving the anti Semitic Overton Window. God help us
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)
It's hard to be a doer...
How can people be so clueless
How can they ignore their voters.
Easy to say “no”, easy to hate Joos…
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (k8xm0)
Antisemites keep losing Republican primaries.
While antisemites keep winning Democrat primaries.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (uEmCf)
Stock or Chrissie? If Chrissie, that's really interesting. 'Small world' interesting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: 18-1 looking at Platner and Massie at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: In keeping with today's theme at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)
You'd also have to invite fashion maven Piper, so she can weigh in on Crocs: Abomination or Travesty?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)
I remember when it came out that some of the Uke units the US trained were literally Neo-NAZIs. This had been documents extensively for a while but after the Uke war started it became "contreversial"
And the left's response was "yawn" they aren't real NAZIs so it is ok...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: KY-04 at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (MqCo2)
🎵 Exchanging glances....
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (h2pEv)
Jews of Rural Kentucky would be a great Al Yankovic parody of Rich Men North of Richmond.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM
Weird Al goes Blue. A Blue Grass album featuring the banjo stylings of Steve Martin.
Posted by: mishdog at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (DA7Nd)
Its really that simple.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)
While antisemites keep winning Democrat primaries.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (73/SM)
The parties switched. About ten minutes ago.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:46 PM (h2pEv)
Did they feature anthropomorphized, hook-nosed rats?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)
This is a thought that has been worrying me, but for another reason. As a teacher, I get the sense that anti-Semitism and the Holocaust are less "real" for college students today as opposed to a few years ago. I can't prove it, but I keep seeing signs of it here and there. I don't know, maybe too much time has gone by since '45. Either way, it is concerning.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (lHPJf)
I would have settled with bringing back "retard" into the lexicon but this is new territory bonuswise.
Posted by: pawn at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (+rSJz)
The left tells me that song is rayciss.
Because the singer is hinting at...JEWS!
Which he obviously isn't. But...also reflects who the left things of when it comes to rich people abusing their economic and political power...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM
Weird Al goes Blue. A Blue Grass album featuring the banjo stylings of Steve Martin.
Posted by: mishdog at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (DA7Nd)
I would cash money for either album
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (3uBP9)
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[w/apologies to Christopher Cross:]
"When you get caught between the Jews and Blue Kentucky
I know it's crazy, but it's true
If you get caught between the Jews and Blue Kentucky
The best that you can do
The best that you can do
Is go halal"
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
Yes somehow Cool Cal is still the bad guy to the left, and has been since the 20s. Of last century
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (MqCo2)
🎵 Exchanging glances....
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (h2pEv)
Nice. *golfclap*
https://tinyurl.com/5y6estxx
Although I probably do not need to share the earworm for this crowd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)
Stock.
Chrissie worked for Jeremy the Basement Pisser.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (uEmCf)
More -
The Hill, Khanna: Massie ‘lost because he had the guts to take on the Epstein class’
by Sarah Davis 05/20/26 08:54 AM ET
Btw, Wikipedia, in part, "Khanna was born in PHILADELPHIA to Indian parents. A self-described "progressive capitalist," Khanna has called for a "new economic patriotism" as a governing philosophy.[1][2] Khanna has championed the abundance agenda.[3]
Khanna endorsed Bernie Sanders for president of the United States in 2016[4] and co-chaired Sanders' 2020 presidential campaign. He is a member of the bipartisan Congressional YIMBY Caucus, which advocates increasing housing supply to address housing affordability challenges.[5] He founded and co-chairs the Congressional Antitrust Caucus, and has advocated stricter antitrust scrutiny of dominant technology firms and major mergers involving the tech sector.[6][7]
Emphasis mine.
Hakeen Jeffries, "... break the spirit of MAGA."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (NFX2v)
Good grief, it makes me sad.
Posted by: dantesed
Because Congress has descended into a reality show built for TV. When you see the members of Congress, they are basically front men for a corporation complete with investors (donors), messaging shop (in house or donor linked), constituency service (marketing), and produce a product. Sometimes legislation but a lot more position taking and credit claiming.
They don't legislate (lobbyists and a small core of leadership and committee staffers do), they simply are the public face of that firm named after them.
There are exceptions to the rule but mostly they serve the same scripted parts for themselves that their donors and/or political controllers want.
Safe to say we have a Congress of dunces where the few rare high iq individuals are brought down by the below average iq Senator Hirono or Murray.
And yet, like most CEOs, they have their asses kissed and boo boos fixed by staffers, comm teams, and donors so their ego gets way out of hand.
That is why Congress is so bad, it has become a reality show with little if no attention paid to governance.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
Aaaa-ooooooo?
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (lHPJf)
"If we catch foreign spies and provocateurs on AMerican soil what do we do with them ? Exactly. But Elon Musk gave them a protected gate into the US. Now their provocations, and undermining of the foundations of America her institutions are monetized by Musk's X algorithms. Instead of sitting in jail, or deported, they are being paid ! He is a stupid smart man."
Basically, Elon Musk is letting foreigners run our elections. I don't give a fuck what some sharia following Islamo nazi in Karachi thinks. BAN!!
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)
Trump mercilessly trashed Massie in 2020–calling him a “disaster” for America and Kentucky and saying he should be thrown out of the GOP entirely—but Massie easily swatted that away and won 81-19, so you can’t say he only lost because of Trump. He went toe-to-toe with Trump on COVID in 2020 and won overwhelmingly.
Massie lost because he went from being perceived as a quirky but lovable nerd who seemed to genuinely believe everything he said, to looking like a clout-chasing influencer who cared more about getting TV time with Democrats on an issue he clearly never cared about until five minutes ago than he did about representing his voters.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (GL+EM)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (sHvUe)
Chrissie worked for Jeremy the Basement Pisser.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (uEmCf)
LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: L
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Hakeem is stupid enough to think groypers are a key and leading part of the MAGA coalition.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)
I guess that whole "helping the less fortunate" thing he demands WE do he just hasn't gotten a chance to get to yet
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)
Sure.
https://tinyurl.com/mpz4frx8
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)
For some reason, I thought he'd been dead for quite some time.
Posted by: Guy Who Always Say at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM
That is someone that should have been jailed along with Chris Dodd. I truly loathed those POS's
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (Oq/TM)
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you would think ...
He really really truly believes his political skill of winning a ultra-safe senate seat in a deep red state is miles beyond the stupid, vulgar Trump, who only won 3 nationwide elections against the full might and hate of the Democrat Party.
All his paid consultants and aides tell him so.
"I'll just say I'm favor of the SAVE Act. Then just schedule recesses and other votes and other distractions and Trump will forget all about it. Ha ha! I am so damned smart!"
Dipshit.
We stewed for five years for the chance to flush Cassidy.
We can flush you too.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (73/SM)
Most Democrats including AOC (and Texas Monthly) think that LL is funded by Republicans. That claim seems to derive from punchbowl.news. Otherwise there's a lot of passive voice out there.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)
Trump mercilessly trashed Massie in 2020–calling him a “disaster” for America and Kentucky and saying he should be thrown out of the GOP entirely—but Massie easily swatted that away and won 81-19, so you can’t say he only lost because of Trump. He went toe-to-toe with Trump on COVID in 2020 and won overwhelmingly.
Massie lost because he went from being perceived as a quirky but lovable nerd who seemed to genuinely believe everything he said, to looking like a clout-chasing influencer who cared more about getting TV time with Democrats on an issue he clearly never cared about until five minutes ago than he did about representing his voters.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 20, 2026 12:51 PM (GL+EM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 12:51 PM (uFIgF)
Not sure, but the Shamwow Guy is running for office in Texas somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (QX6xo)
Stupid autocorrect.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 12:51 PM (594J6)
Posted by: The Cumberland Highlanders at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)
I'm not clicking on that link. I know this place.
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (2sfNr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)
This is a thought that has been worrying me, but for another reason. As a teacher, I get the sense that anti-Semitism and the Holocaust are less "real" for college students today as opposed to a few years ago. I can't prove it, but I keep seeing signs of it here and there. I don't know, maybe too much time has gone by since '45. Either way, it is concerning.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (lHPJf)
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Historically, the rise and toleration of Anti-Semitism in a society, culture, and nation has -- in general -- lead to an increase in political violence.
Apropos today of The West in general and the USA in particular? Coincidence? I don't think so ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (kUM31)
How hard could it be to run a podcast if so many mediocrities are doing it?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (GD2xa)
They actually don't run their own podcasts, they have professionals running it, pros who were hired by their mostly foreign backers.
Once the pros get everything set up for them, they just run their whore mouths in interviews.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (GL+EM)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
His kippah was perfect
Posted by: A-oyyyyyyyy Jews of Kentucky at May 20, 2026 12:53 PM (TbWk/)
Not any more.
The "ShamWow guy," Vince Offer (born Offer Vince Shlomi), ran as a Republican for the U.S. House of Representatives in [Texas's 31st Congressional District](0.5.6, 0.5.12). He was defeated in the Republican primary on March 3, 2026, losing to longtime incumbent Rep. John Carter
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (Oy/m2)
It's safe. Non-Akbar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)
The GOPe has been controlled opposition and one way you can tell is they never, ever try to move the Overton Window to the right...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)
lol
That's what really important.
And on that topic. Little's team went 9-2 at home, where our pitching completely shut them down. Little pitched the first three and gave up one hit, one run, relying on reading the batter, using the zone, control, and fastball changeup combo, striking the same batter out on the same combo (fouled back 2nd strike, changeup whiff 3rd strike).
Our second pitcher relies on overpowering the batters and gave up one HBP, unfortunately, and one run on PB.
We managed to finally string together some plays, whereas our outfield was moving as needed for the situation.
And our catching improved dramatically over last game with a bunch of catcher drills.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 12:54 PM (dK+Kv)
Don't get high on your own supply.
Don't bang the help.
He began to think he was bigger than the system.
Idiot and good riddance
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 20, 2026 12:54 PM (FxH7T)
I guess they could be easily mistaken for each other?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (jehhT)
It would cause howls of protest but I think Co-Ed classes are not a good idea, they should be divided by sex, and yes ability groups.
In fact the very reason Johnny Von Neumann excelled at Math and physics is Hungary had a first class education system. Early on, in grade school, his math teacher recognized he was something special, and he (the teacher) couldn’t provide what he deserved. He was tracked into an accelerated program.
Anyone who cannot recognize this as a valid policy should be thrown off a cliff, especially if they claim to be an “educator”.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (lHPJf)
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The Mayor of New York fucking City is a communist Muslim not even 25 years after 9/11.
We don't teach history anymore and it shows. Easier to let those hard memories fade rather than actually have to confront actual evil.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: runner
I think both Massie and GOPe fail to recognize that negative tactics and bloviating only go so far. There is always a segment of the population that essentially buys whatever propaganda is put before them--if someone else said it, then it must be true sort of thing. GOPe uses negative ads to drive turnout lower but it serves as a smokescreen for doing nothing in office other than donor stroking.
Massie went negative about the Jews, Israel, etc. because he thought it would play to what he probably thought of as ignorant hicks in his district and he resented AIPAC getting involved in taking him out. And probably at some point, he got to believing his own bullshit or was just extremely cynical about it. My guess is he becomes a commentator on podcastistan rather than a conventional media type and late in his campaign was an audition for the sort of audience he thinks will make that successful.
A bunch of losers and whiners that want to blame their own lack of what they want on others. Same as the left does.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (Oy/m2)
It's safe. Non-Akbar.
Assuming the concept of "too much of a good thing" doesn't apply to you.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (uFIgF)
Thune is just the shit-head of the shit-snake that makes up the bulk of Senate Republicans.
He's killing the SAVE Act to try and save them--there's a lot of "publicly support but privately oppose" Republicans.
But, perhaps soon, he'll realize he has to choose--either them or himself.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (73/SM)
Someone needs to investigate his ties to the Barsoom lobby.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)
Yesterday Kiwi Farms found footage of Chrissie Mayr showing her hoo-ha to the DJ at her wedding. I'm still traumatized by the still on the thumbnail by itself, and it didn't even show anything. Any husband worth his salt would have demanded an annulment right then and there, hers didn't.
Posted by: pookysgirl needs eye bleach at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (RCjYY)
I guess that whole "helping the less fortunate" thing he demands WE do he just hasn't gotten a chance to get to yet
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)
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"Capitalism produces the greatest Communists."
-- "Shit Marx Said, Vol. II"
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (kUM31)
Not a hero, unless you're an aspiring Little Shitler.
Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (jo6FO)
It's been tough to read, and pretty revealing.
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)
I guess that whole "helping the less fortunate" thing he demands WE do he just hasn't gotten a chance to get to yet
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)
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Ro Khanna is worth whatever he gets in a House pension. His wife is worth $220 million, and her parents are big GOP donors. Self-made too, so probably not very understanding of the lefty bullshit.
Whatever the Indian equivalent of Thanksgiving dinner is, that can't be a comfortable night for Ro.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (oTS6U)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs eye bleach at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (Wt5PA)
Should have applied his pimp hand. Vigorously and repeatedly.
Posted by: Alas he only had a simp hand at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (TbWk/)
People think the hard part is getting a good theme, topics, and guests...oh and publicly speaking well.
But its not - as you note plenty of people that aren't good at those things do well.
The real trick is getting eyeballs/listeners.
Taylor Swift is an example of something similar to this. Is she a singular musical talent? No. Is she a drop dead gorgeous piece of eye candy? Also no.
But she has enough talent and enough looks. And the real cause of her success? She is a great capitalist pig dog. One of the all time great female capitalist pig dogs.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (gKWVE)
Imagine going to a theater to watch Beetlejuice with Dejah Thoris.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (3uBP9)
And Ride the High Country is a criminally underrated movie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (gu0hJ)
Others like him should be easily identified and purged
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: The Cumberland Highlanders at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2)
Jew Moooooon
I saw you handing a loan....
Without a lien in my heart...
Without a buck of my own......
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (h2pEv)
Once the pros get everything set up for them, they just run their whore mouths in interviews.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (y9nCu)
Some of the mediocrities did (eg : Jeremy the Basement Pisser until Crowder got him hooked up with Rumble) for a time.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 12:59 PM (gKWVE)
Flashing your boobs is too bourgeoise for hollywood types nowadays.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2026 01:00 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs eye bleach at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (Wt5PA)
KF may be Turbo-Racist as all f***, but they're the only ones calling out and taking down all the sex deviants.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:00 PM (uEmCf)
Jew River, wider than a mile,
I’m crossing you in style some day.
Oh, vote maker, you rino breaker,
Wherever you’re going I’m going your way.
Two grifters free to grift the dumb.
There’s such a lot of dumb to grift.
We’re after the same podcast dough—
Waiting for the show,
My panican friend,
Jew River,
And me.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 20, 2026 01:00 PM (EXyHK)
She is a talented songwriter and excellent with melody and hook.
And a very very savvy self promoter.
I can't speak for her last 10 albums but her talent was obvious from jump. And her self promoting image of a hard worker seems accurate. She puts on a heck of a show for her fans.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:00 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Rex B at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (rgnea)
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College males, especially white males, but goes across the board have been essentially neutered by our education system that treats them as defective girls. They are told AI will replace their jobs, they are often shut out of the sexual marketplace for female relationships (cost and online hypergamous dating), and feel that what desirable jobs are out there are being outsourced or taken by H1Bs, etc. They look at a future life of downward mobility and want someone to blame for it.
Those outside of the college occupations are probably the happier and better adjusted--they are not looking for assortative mating as much as college guys are, not online as much, and many of their jobs are harder to outsource and not profitable anymore for the immigration jobs racket visas. That is my sense of things, yours may differ. Unfortunately, a lot of my thoughts here are anecdotal rather than statistical as we won't see some of that data for another couple of years. Lagging information and all that.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)
What a bunch of boobs. They still haven't figured out that Massie was lying about having a list of names. They're still hoping for their proof that Trump is a pedo and that Massie will take down the pedo network with his brave truth-telling.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (sHvUe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Immortan Joe at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)
It has been, what's the word? Oh yes,... cruel. So deliciously cruel.
Posted by: VDH at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (gu0hJ)
Flashing your boobs is too bourgeoise for hollywood types nowadays.
Posted by: 18-1
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I don't know who that is and simply don't want to now.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)
Vegetarian, anti-Tobacco nutbar, too. He’d fit in at Berkley pretty well.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)
How many of them are out trying to do anything to get SAVE passed. Lord knows when the Democrats want something they scream, protest, organize riots. What do these fatcat louses do?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (h2pEv)
Songs of love lost.
Unshekel my Heart!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)
Hitler was a plant of British intelligence?. Never heard that before.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (2sfNr)
@DLoesch
14h
When will politicians get it? Podcastistan isn't real life. Voters don't care about half-literate BS from barely-educated cable cast-offs who can't move the needle in elections to save their lives.
The internet is not real. Yeah, Massiie can run in 2028 for prez and get between 5% or 10% of the vote from these online unhappy morons.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (GL+EM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (uFIgF)
Four years under the Biden junta and the only anti-Trump claim was a loon who came forward with a story about Trump raping her and giving her an abortion personally on a boat...which even the Russian collusion nuts under Biden called "not believable"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)
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I love this place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (bss/y)
Thomas Massie (the libertarian Republican from Kentucky) and Graham Platner (the progressive Democratic Senate nominee in Maine) have built their political identities around being blue-collar, populist "everymen" who challenge their respective party establishments.
The "everyman" persona functions similarly for both politicians, though from opposite sides of the ideological aisle:
Thomas Massie (R-KY): Known for wearing grease-stained jeans, living off the grid, and casting lone-wolf votes against both Democrats and the GOP leadership. His brand of "trans-partisan" liberty and resistance to traditional political machinery resonated heavily with working-class conservatives.
Graham Platner (D-ME): The 41-year-old Marine Corps veteran and oyster farmer has upended Maine politics by running a populist, working-class campaign. He frequently leans into his non-traditional background and raw, everyman appeal to bypass Washington insiders and connect directly with voters.
Both men have found massive, fervent bases of support by projecting authenticity in an age where voters are largely
distrustful of polished, career politicians.(AI)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (NFX2v)
What a bunch of boobs. They still haven't figured out that Massie was lying about having a list of names. They're still hoping for their proof that Trump is a pedo and that Massie will take down the pedo network with his brave truth-telling.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Rubes never want to be told that they got conned. Because that makes them stupid marks and their own fault.
And the thing is not that they gave a shit about sexually assaulted victims (notably they ignore the widespread shit going on right now in immigrant circles everywhere). They thought they could get the Jews and Israelis using it. They never thought that Massie was simply selling them a shuck and jive for his own power.
Massie is the Al Sharpton of the groypers.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)
80% of voters want it and yes a critical number of Massie-holes in the GOP won't vote for it...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (uFIgF)
Technically, even Jeremy is collateral damage of the Styxhexenhammer meltdown.
Tarl Warwick (Styx) was the original point of all of this.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)
Looks like someone has sand in his vagina.
Posted by: Sensitive! at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)
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Show me on the doll where Ace touched you.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (uFIgF)
Maybe, but she did not help herself. Venti strikes me as a fake grifter too, but she is playing this shit to the hilt as well. There is no priniciple there, just a shark smelling blood in the water.
They are almost all horrible fucking people. Gary is the only one I feel sorry for, because he strikes me as a real one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (D1E+2)
Well
That we know of
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Most people ignore the sewage on social media-some after they got burned, others because their real life is more important than doom and rage scrolling.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhRHKAcH1Q8
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)
They're just another form of advertising; the industry that claims to be necessary but can never prove it to its customers.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 01:07 PM (O7YUW)
Showing her hoo-ha could mean a lot of things. What are we talking? She lifted her skirt on the dance floor? Wearing or not wearing underwear?
Or are we talking an intimate tour with physical contact?
If she just lifted her skirt while wearing underwear and waggled her hips a bit, meh. Loads of people get blasted drunk at their wedding. That's about as intimate as seeing a woman at the beach.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (qx7Zg)
What?!
Posted by: Political Campaign Consultants at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)
Haha. Nice one.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (b4qzS)
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything
😂 😂
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (sAmhv)
They are almost all horrible fucking people. Gary is the only one I feel sorry for, because he strikes me as a real one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)
Everything started when Jeremy (The Quartering) bailed Styx out of jail. And then all the shit about Jeremy's coffee grift came out, and Jeremy creeping on every woman he's ever worked with (Chrissie, Melonie Mac, Sydney Watson, Hannah Claire Brimelow, etc.) started coming out.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2
I doubt it. Massie ain't gonna spend his money and the whole foreign financing in US elections and social media is probably about done with forthcoming investigations of ActBlue, etc.
Both Turkey and Qatar are involved and that blowback is going to be pretty bad for those countries after Iran is dealt with.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (ndZc7)
What are we talking about here?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)
See 231.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)
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Show me on the doll where Ace touched you.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (oqH4h)
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I personally come here for the epithets, crowing, fecal & sexual-fixation insults, character assassination, and boobs.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (kUM31)
Not sure if related but there is an extensive theory about how the British monarchy still rules the world, including us, and have been involved in.... "things".
In all honesty you (the general you) are better off not looking it up, definitely not clicking on the sites, and forgetting I said it and basically just calling it a day and waking up fresh tomorrow.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)
Honestly I find its way more efficient just to not wear underwear.
I mean they only give those poor sailors so much time for shore leave so who has time to pull them down and up again?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)
Pabst Brewing to discontinue historic Schlitz beer after 177 years
One of America's most storied lagers is pouring its final pint — and a Wisconsin brewer wants to send it off right.
MILWAUKEE — After 177 years, it's last call for one of America's oldest beer brands.
Pabst Brewing Co. confirmed that it is discontinuing Schlitz, "the beer that made Milwaukee famous."
Wisconsin Brewing Co. announced it will brew the last batch at its facility in Verona, Wis., on May 23. The final batch is scheduled for a limited release June 27, along with a larger celebration event at the brewery.
https://tinyurl.com/3pr9dtd9
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (+hIS8)
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)
Sure.
https://tinyurl.com/mpz4frx8
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Holy funbags Batman!
But I have to agree with Fen about her face.
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (uFIgF)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (+hIS8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I would listen to this.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (sAmhv)
Moonshine could never be Kosher? Yeast, after all, work on the Sabbath! They never take a day off.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
it's the only thing that explains him. stupid and high.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (iXqHn)
I have no idea what any of this means. Lol
This is why I don’t pay any attention to “influencers” they’re all grifting shitheads.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (qx7Zg)
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After he gets baptized in The Rio Grande by Pastor Talarico.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (kUM31)
This is why I don’t pay any attention to “influencers” they’re all grifting shitheads.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (b4qzS)
They're not even influencers. Nobody does what they say.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I would listen to this.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Spool it up!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (+hIS8)
Indiana
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (J4Dwc)
I was thinking Pakistan...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (gu0hJ)
Thanks for the warning The only sites which I go on are here and a few other reputable ones like "Legal Insurrection." and "Frontpage". I don't have an X account nor do I want one. I had just never heard that Hitler was a British plant and find that hard to believe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (2sfNr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)
Resist that urge.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: 18-1
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I think the reason is that it requires the GOPe Senate to give up the illusion of the filibuster. That gives shitheads like Murkowski, etc. cover to avoid votes that expose their naked asses to the voters and allows them to stuff bills with pork for donors. The donors in turn reward their politicians and families. House has already voted several times for the SAVE act--the dysfunction is in a group of senators that Mitch cultivated, funded, and will lose office (or have to ignore donors) if they have to vote honestly.
Mitch set this up so he could orchestrate pay for play with Schumer but both parties could avoid doing what their voters wanted.
The filibuster was never intended to kill bills but rather to make sure that they were debated if controversial. Over time, it became a convenient way for Senators to get fantastically wealthy by directing vast streams of government money to donors who then repaid the Senators with generational wealth.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (E4rtv)
I disagree. “Hoo-ha” has a very specific meaning. Words mean things. And hoo-has can be very mean too, I reckon
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (uFIgF)
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (594J6)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)
Right. He f***ed up his life by leaving his Dutch babymama to move back to the US and spend all his time drinking. Now he's got two DV cases against him (one in Louisiana, the other in Vermont), and he's looking at 16 years in PMITA prison for the Vermont charges.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (cWRGB)
Not sure if related but there is an extensive theory about how the British monarchy still rules the world, including us, and have been involved in.... "things".
_____________
The British monarchy, whatever its virtues, has been populated by dimbulbs since George I. They can't organize breakfast let alone rule the world.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I would listen to this.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Spool it up!
Posted by: rickb223
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I warn you, it has a lot of Jew's Harp in it.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig
👍 That deserves a TM, or something.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (NFX2v)
I had ten fun days on Twitter in 2010 while "promoting" my "funny" blog. This was in the Scott Brownish times.
The moment I saw that I was thinking about the "fun" far too much for what was clearly zero reward other than some laughs, I stopped. Something about it just rubbed me the wrong way and I saw it for what it was. Never forgot it.
Social media is practically the least social thing going. It's a big funhouse mirror.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (h2pEv)
@FoxNews
BREAKING: President Trump comes out in support of former reality TV star Spencer Pratt’s and his political rise in the race to be the next mayor of Los Angeles.
When asked if he sees any similarities between himself and the fellow reality-television-star-turned-politician, Trump noted Pratt's unique personality and popular appeal.
"Oh, I'd like to see him do well... He's a character."
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And Trump’s a character.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)
Moonshine could never be Kosher? Yeast, after all, work on the Sabbath! They never take a day off.
Posted by: Common Tater
That's where the Shabbos Goy takes over on Saturdays.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (+hIS8)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)
Girls kept getting sand in their Schlitz.
/my 5th grade self found that amusing
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (J4Dwc)
That's what "they" want you to believe.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (h2pEv)
I hope anti-semites and podcasters are having meltdowns. Popping xanax with box wine and screaming while incontinent.
It's almost as good as election day. Bibi won! Squee!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (gu0hJ)
No. Empire of Jeff was a funny fuck.
This guy is just inexplicably whining about the words that Ace forced him to put into his brain.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (uFIgF)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)
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They're all weird ass nerd theater kids who were probably mostly social outcasts during their formative years and have found a niche where they can make stupid amounts of money by essentially living in a parallel reality and broadcasting it to other nerds.
Color me shocked that weird sexual shit and retarded teenage drama follows these people around.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:18 PM (oqH4h)
Moonshine could never be Kosher? Yeast, after all, work on the Sabbath! They never take a day off.
Posted by: Common Tater
Promised Land Moonshine.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:18 PM (+hIS8)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (h2pEv)
I gripe about being booted by Twitter bots for saying Biden deserved to be hanged for Treason, but I recognize that Twitter did me a solid.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)
What has always mystified me about Thomas Massie is how a totally failed politician who has meaningless fringe beliefs that has no support anywhere . . .
Is such a risk to Our Democracy and Our Culture and Political Norms as to bring about second holocaust by the power of his magnetic personality and Rasputin-like powers to enthrall stupid, uneducated masses and bring the world into flames and destruction.
it seems you could have one, or the other, but not both.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (HdYcL)
Paxton has 750 attorneys running 30,000 cases/year and it's his fault the jury hung.
I wonder how much she got from McCornyn.
I think she was the first sub-stacker I subscribed to. Run, don't walk away from her work.
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:18 PM (oqH4h)
That's the thing about EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.
They claim to be on the right, some even claim to be devout tradcaths.
But they're _ALL_ into weird sex shit, without exception.
You cannot be into weird sex shit and be a true Warrior for the right.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)
He did do hard time, but he didn't turn punk so far as I know.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (2sfNr)
--It's a rabbit hole I've only peeked into.
For starters, one of his early paintings bears a striking resemblance to the bridge at Tavistock.
Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (jo6FO)
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OSS tried to tell them! Now they are loaded with Islamist double agents.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner
Seems to also be it's first time here. If that Ace post caused its panties to knot up, he should probably skip this place.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (sAmhv)
I would say this explains so much but actually I think it explains absolutely nothing. Other than maybe your way with words.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Rocky Crop, you’ll always be
Home sweet home to me;
Good Ol’ Rocky Crop,
Rocky Crop, The Dead Sea;
Rocky Crop, The Dead Sea.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (h2pEv)
The moment I saw that I was thinking about the "fun" far too much for what was clearly zero reward other than some laughs, I stopped. Something about it just rubbed me the wrong way and I saw it for what it was. Never forgot it.
Social media is practically the least social thing going. It's a big funhouse mirror.
Posted by: ...
I use social media comments to get some idea of what others are thinking and to prevent myself from buying my own suppositions as reality. Doesn't always work but one has to be willing to take the chance of being wrong. The real sin is not correcting your errors (sins) after you FAFOed.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)
He's inside the wire, and defying my political movement. He needed to be destroyed, and now he is.
Now on to the next one.
Thune. I want John Thune's scalp nailed to a board.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)
For example, I’ll say “Königinsmacherinen” and obviously it’s female influencers who think they’re queen-makers. Right? Right? Is this mic on?
Posted by: Brennan at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (tsJ29)
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:18 PM (oqH4h)
Me too!
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 20, 2026 01:23 PM (h2pEv)
===
OSS tried to tell them! Now they are loaded with Islamist double agents.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)
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* The CIA, Pentagon, and U.S. State Departments have entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:23 PM (kUM31)
Eh. No loss.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 01:23 PM (594J6)
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
==
Yep, their headquarters are in Canaan, Kentucky.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (b4qzS)
--
Schlitz went back to the 1960s recipe in the 2010s. It tasted like beer used to taste - it was good.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 20, 2026 01:25 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: runner
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Do they make good bagels there?
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (iXqHn)
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Well you could probably be a swinger or some shit as long as you can keep your fool mouth shut about your kinks, but none of them seem to be able to.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:25 PM (oqH4h)
The Brits wrote the book on it. They have always been careful to spy on everyone, and not be too mindful about sharing. Churchill knew the Nazis had cancelled the planned invasion, due to codebreaking, but he wasn’t about to tell FDR that.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:25 PM (oqH4h)
Two people can keep a secret...
...if one is dead.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (diia5)
Bummer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (cWRGB)
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After cooling down (from three hours of tennis) -- and then stupidly chasing a ball -- I tore a muscle halfway up my calf and just assumed it was a calf muscle.
Was informed that it was actually the top of my achilles ... had no idea it was that long.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (kUM31)
What's funny is that's not even a two on the "shocking political commentary" scale. And yes.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (h2pEv)
Just as well, I can only have white wine now, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)
I'm a Jew who was born in rural Kentucky.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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"Attended a synagogue founded by Daniel Boone himself, I did"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (gpQ8/)
The man who has been a great disappointment is being replaced by a man who will become a great disappointment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (HdYcL)
If Thomas asks you to go with him into a bunker, DO NOT GO!
Say you have to powder your nose. Then run. Fast. Far. If you have high heels, break off those heels. Just get out of there, NOW.
Posted by: Another Anon at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (4h45B)
Oh, Anal Violence tried to say they liked Kirche now. They were instantly cancelled by their fellow leftist mean girls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (uFIgF)
"“She voted this morning, and she came out, and she said, ‘Well, that was a wild experience. That was great. I never imagined that would happen.’ And I said, ‘What happened?’ She said, ‘I got to vote for my husband and my favorite congressman.’ I said, ‘That’s practically a throuple!’”
Massie want you to know he mainly and always thinks with his dick.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Reforger
>King Edward VIII was a nazi sympathizer. It's not a big stretch. Chances are he wasn't a fan of Kentucky Jewgrass pickin' and grinnin'.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (D1E+2)
Nood
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (mkw2N)
Oh, Anal Violence tried to say they liked Kirche now. They were instantly cancelled by their fellow leftist mean girls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (uFIgF)
All Vtumors are Troons.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (jo6FO)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (h2pEv)
I think you mean refractory period.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (BI5O2)
I didn't THINK I did...... 😂
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:32 PM (h2pEv)
Facebook is a shitshow.
After my wife passed last year, I contacted Facebook to see about having her Facebook page deleted. I was told I could have it deleted, or have it memorialize. I told them I'd like it deleted.
A few hours later, I got an email from Facebook, which said:
Congratulations, Linda! Your Facebook page has been memorialized! Let us know if we can be of further assistance!
~ Facebook Team
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:32 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 01:32 PM (cWRGB)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (uGukK)
Hoo-ha dentata?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: ShainS
Not gonna make the cheap, easy joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (+hIS8)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:38 PM (Kdi1r)
Since George I?
I count 5 good monarchs afterwards. But Charles III (what a wanker to take that regal name!) erases their memories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 01:45 PM (u82oZ)
Everyone know we've always been at war with Eastasia
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (2cvSc)
Posted by: pookysgirl, feeling nostalgic at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)
I liked it too- even with Gabe. But, I think ace felt self conscious speaking. Maybe we need to pitch a podcast where he and garrett just call each other gay all hour and discuss beauty and shelving tips.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
Ace needs a vtuber Avatar like Nux or an image like Mauler no matter how primitive. He could then show up on podcast collabs however he wanted to.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (b4qzS)
Probably not - mavericks are of no use once they are out of power to anyone. Unless he hooks some sap backer he's done. Obviously if he collected millions for one seat he's not into 'small, populist, libertarian government'
Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: GigantorX at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (dyRAU)
I hope anti-semites and podcasters are having meltdowns. Popping xanax with box wine and screaming while incontinent.
It's almost as good as election day. Bibi won! Squee!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (WONhk)
Is there? I mean anyone can put up a web site or blog and pretend there is an organization around it.
Seems they are so out of touch they aren't even lunging for the current zany influencers or anti Jew stuff and are still just reflexive GOPe
Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Dredd at May 20, 2026 02:06 PM (h71MM)
Posted by: JAVEMS at May 20, 2026 02:27 PM (GxJkO)
Posted by: KT at May 20, 2026 02:41 PM (rdeQO)
0.0387%.
No, neither Israelis nor Jews can swing an election in Kentucky despite what your favorite podcaster tells you.
You're totally leaving out the influence they have with their brain-control rays. That's the real power here.
Posted by: GWB at May 20, 2026 02:54 PM (kU0PQ)
Jewish pedophiles? lots among the most orthodox where sex is suppressed.
Weren't an unusual number of Jews mentioned by victims in the Epstein scandals? I also cant recall ANY obviously Jewish names mentioned among the named victims. He seemed to prefer Christian children
Posted by: aliassmith smith at May 20, 2026 03:08 PM (qQelR)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 03:41 PM (RHGPo)
Wednesday Morning Rant
The list of this exact thing is very long. It is always the same progression:
1. A type of crime gets out hand
2. The criminals engaging in the crime are in preferred groups, so the Left declares that prosecuting the crime is racist, sexist, classist, ageist, jingoist or whatever "ist" fits the bill.
3. The crime is ignored
4. People get mad that their towns and cities are being ruined by the crime
5. The Left proposes a plan. It is either:
- Legalizing the crime in one place to contain the problem without being "ists" of some kind
- Something entirely unrelated to the crime, justified through a blatant lie about motivations
6. The plan is enacted
7. The plan fails
8. The Left declares victory
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2026 11:00 AM (HWk5x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:00 AM (QX6xo)
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Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2026 11:00 AM (HWk5x)
Reading the content...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 11:02 AM (FtULh)
Oh man. I was reading content... in other tabs.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 11:02 AM (n7rxJ)
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Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 11:03 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:03 AM (+hIS8)
More shotguns.
Shotguns solve problems.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 11:03 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:03 AM (YZ0Fo)
If liberals could point to an example where their strategy of addressing "root causes" has worked, just one example, people might take them more seriously. They can't.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (Riz8t)
"If you make justice impossible you make vigilantism inevitable"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:03 AM (+hIS
I have dreamed a dream...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (HFrEr)
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... until you are dead.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (kUM31)
Obligatory.
https://youtu.be/evKuSq_GDkw
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:03 AM (YZ0Fo)
Good example. The Wire, though created and run by a raging leftist, accidentally told the truth on several occasions.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: El Rushbo at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Sock fail.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Bay Area Housekeeping Influencer at May 20, 2026 11:05 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 11:05 AM (An6b+)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:06 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:06 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 11:07 AM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 11:07 AM (4jnK3)
Posted by: The Left at May 20, 2026 11:07 AM (gpQ8/)
Was it Police Squad or Police Academy when they tested the anti-graffiti walls where they painted back?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (HWk5x)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (4jnK3)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (3uBP9)
I am trying to think of a counter argument (one that mirrors the libs) and I think I found one: Demolition Derby.
Guys build cars or take cars that are on their last legs and build them up and then crash them into each other. The DIFFERENCE here is that it satisfies BOTH sides of the dude. The creation aspect (this will be so cool when I put this car together, it is going to rule) as well as the physical Crunch. Dudes need that visceral feedback (especially at a certain age.)
The thing with this is that the creation side is not fostered (because the state builds the arena and stocks it with shit to destroy.) It ONLY fosters the destructive side and says THATS ok.
People are fucking stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:09 AM (bss/y)
Pointed out earlier that yutes rioted twice over the weekend in Rochester. Once at a "Lilac Festival". Then yesterday a beach takeover occurred in RI. Three people stabbed. Both areas are rather blue politically, like DC and Chipotle. The "root causes" is Democrats
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 11:09 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 11:09 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Me too.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 11:09 AM (LHPAg)
Amazing how that worked.
The city actually did a big mural on one favored wall and it hasn't been hit yet.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 11:09 AM (594J6)
5. The Left proposes a plan. It is either:
- Legalizing the crime in one place to contain the problem without being "ists" of some kind
- Something entirely unrelated to the crime, justified through a blatant lie about motivations
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Like intentionally importing, aiding, and abetting 50 million unvetted third-world criminal parasites & terrorists because "Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Western Civ has got to go!"
/I mean, it is "Stolen Land" after all, and "No one is illegal on Stolen Land" doncha know?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:09 AM (kUM31)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:10 AM (+hIS8)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2026 11:00 AM (HWk5x)
Reading the content...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 11:02 AM (FtULh)
They've got the order of operations wrong. We need a BODMAS type acronym for commenting on new threads.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2026 11:10 AM (HWk5x)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2026 11:10 AM (THY4u)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (HFrEr)
midnight baseball, that way they have an excuse for carry a baseball bat throughout the city....
-_-
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:10 AM (nXhwP)
Start getting groups of black teens to hang around there.
We should bus them to everywhere white, liberal women love to be. Until lessons are learned. Oh wait, .... Mannix was right...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 11:11 AM (Sco7b)
Pointed out earlier that yutes rioted twice over the weekend in Rochester. Once at a "Lilac Festival". Then yesterday a beach takeover occurred in RI. Three people stabbed. Both areas are rather blue politically, like DC and Chipotle. The "root causes" is Democrats
Posted by: Smell the Glove
We had a shooting at a lake a could weekends ago. 23 people injured. And wouldn't ya know it was yutes from the city.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:11 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Brian Cohen of Nazareth at May 20, 2026 11:11 AM (Ucgf4)
...
Escape From New York
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (3uBP9)
Leave The Bronx
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 11:11 AM (xcxpd)
And what a morning I have had
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 11:11 AM (4i2xd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 11:09 AM (gu0hJ)
Speak softly and carry a blackjack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:11 AM (QX6xo)
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And here I thought that was the whole purpose of railroad train cars ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (kUM31)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (THY4u)
Now that I'm retired my plan is to avoid cities. Forever.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Me too.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 11:09 AM (LHPAg)
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I go to church on Sunday on the northwest part of Houston. I stop for kolaches and coffee afterwards. That's all the contact I have.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:08 AM (QX6xo)
Police Squad.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (8uzBS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (w8dnx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (HFrEr)
midnight baseball, that way they have an excuse for carry a baseball bat throughout the city....
-_-
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:10 AM (nXhwP)
Sturmtoddler is playing the most aggressive game of hoops known to man. The Most Dangerous Basketball Game.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (HFrEr)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:11 AM
23 people injured!?!
When you 'host' a shooting, you go all out.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 11:13 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2026 11:13 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: El Rushbo at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Too nice - you need the wilderness of Alaska - think the Alone show.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 11:13 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2026 11:10 AM (HWk5x)
Skim content.
Shitpost
Snark on someone else's shitpost comment.
Repeat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:13 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: tankdemon
BODY MASS?
*makes "call me" gesture*
-- Stacy Abrams
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (gKWVE)
I would pay him a $1000 if he replied "I have a girlfriend.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:14 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (gKWVE)
Has her primary not happened yet?
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 11:14 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: El Rushbo at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Too nice - you need the wilderness of Alaska - think the Alone show.
So we're just ruling out the Cahulawassee River?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Trump: JB Pritzker is a slob. He could call me and I could send the National Guard in and Chicago would have no crime. All he would have to say is: President, can you help me? Within three months, Chicago would be a different place.
JB Pritzker
@JBPritzker
Keep Chicago out of your mouth.
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Peace, prosperity, law, and order would destroy the vibrancy of the city!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 11:11 AM (xcxpd)
I love those movies, or rather the riffed versions from Mike and the boys. Generally the same Italian actors in all, just different characters. They really are some of the best riff episodes. Such outlandish and ridiculous subject matter to work with.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 11:14 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 11:14 AM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2026 11:14 AM (THY4u)
Man was arrested for driving his Cybertruck into Grapevine Lake.
He wanted to test some water traversing system the vehicle has.
It stalled and started taking on water as he went too deep.
He was arrested for multiple violations, including not having the proper life jackets for all passengers.
What a dumbf*ck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:15 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Introduce busted cap to ass.
Leave body lay with hands still wrapped around spray can.
Repeat as necessary.
Should only require two or three applications.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:15 AM (+hIS8)
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At least no blue shithole mayor is campaigning on free new teeth for meth addicts.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:15 AM (kUM31)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (HFrEr)
midnight baseball, that way they have an excuse for carry a baseball bat throughout the city....
-_-
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:10 AM (nXhwP)
Sturmtoddler is playing the most aggressive game of hoops known to man. The Most Dangerous Basketball Game.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (HFrEr)
Pikers!
Posted by: Aztec Ball Game at May 20, 2026 11:15 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (HFrEr)
i'm just trying to make every sport like hockey, the greatest game known to man.
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:15 AM (nXhwP)
@JBPritzker
Keep Chicago out of your mouth.
Yeah, you might want to take your own advice, Spherical Man.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:15 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:14 AM (bss/y)
With a picture of a pine cone... "but here's a little something for ya"
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 11:15 AM (3uBP9)
On the one hand, they're doing it to themselves and they're doing in their own areas. Fine. Destroy your own lives. Destroy your own neighborhoods. I don't live there - that's more than 10 miles away.
On the other hand, societal decay is cancerous, metastasizes, and spreads. It WILL come to my area eventually if it's not cut out and cauterized where it is.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (Kdi1r)
https://tinyurl.com/tjrnu2f7
0:20 -- missed opportunity to place the porta-johns between the yard and the direction to Mecca.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (vTZFs)
Man was arrested for driving his Cybertruck into Grapevine Lake.
He wanted to test some water traversing system the vehicle has.
It stalled and started taking on water as he went too deep.
He was arrested for multiple violations, including not having the proper life jackets for all passengers.
What a dumbf*ck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (+hIS8)
"Needle exchanges" and official subsidized
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At least no blue shithole mayor is campaigning on free new teeth for meth addicts.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (kUM31)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (bss/y)
@JBPritzker
Keep Chicago out of your mouth.
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Peace, prosperity, law, and order would destroy the vibrancy of the city!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat
Keep the buffet out of your mouth Jabba.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (YZ0Fo)
Hadrian I thought you were more Pearlandy style.
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 11:14 AM (8uzBS)
___________
Too hoity-toity. Alvin is as classy as I get.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Sponge
Um...I was taught as a yute that water and electricity don't mix.
Guy's lucky he's still alive, I guess.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (HFrEr)
Pikers!
Posted by: Aztec Ball Game
THANK YOU!!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:17 AM (+hIS8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 11:18 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 11:18 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Wow! How specieist!!
Posted by: Kermit at May 20, 2026 11:18 AM (vhPr1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 11:19 AM (uFIgF)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 11:19 AM (uPj69)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2026 11:19 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:19 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Sponge
Um...I was taught as a yute that water and electricity don't mix.
Guy's lucky he's still alive, I guess.
Posted by: Bulg
Not even electrocution. He's lucky it didn't short out and start burning.
Eco-disaster on the Lake.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:19 AM (+hIS8)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 11:20 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Sponge
Um...I was taught as a yute that water and electricity don't mix.
Guy's lucky he's still alive, I guess.
Posted by: Bulg
Not even electrocution. He's lucky it didn't short out and start burning.
Eco-disaster on the Lake.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:19 AM (+hIS
Thus, why his butt got arrested. I imagine a massive fine and community service is coming his way...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 11:20 AM (tOcjL)
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It's almost as if human behavior is based upon incentives and disincentives, and you get more of what you subsidize and reward.
Paging Zombies Adam Smith, Friedrich von Hayek, and Milton Friedman -- please pick up the white privilege courtesy phone ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:20 AM (kUM31)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 11:21 AM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Wow! How specieist!!
Posted by: Kermit at May 20, 2026 11:18 AM (vhPr1)
I don't know, I kinda think it makes women sexy!
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at May 20, 2026 11:21 AM (Ucgf4)
On the one hand, they're doing it to themselves and they're doing in their own areas. Fine. Destroy your own lives. Destroy your own neighborhoods. I don't live there - that's more than 10 miles away.
On the other hand, societal decay is cancerous, metastasizes, and spreads. It WILL come to my area eventually if it's not cut out and cauterized where it is.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 11:16 AM (Kdi1r)
No man is an island. But the lady next door might have enough mass to qualify. Her lifestyle is not my business, I once supposed. But like Leon, she's getting larger. And I can't help but see it. She's always in my peripheral vision now. The goggles, they do nothing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:21 AM (HFrEr)
There.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 11:22 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)
The demolition derby was the beginning of the end for Happy Days.
Fonz tried to save Pinky Tuskadero from the Malachi brothers who did the Malachi crunch by crushing their opponent between their two cars.
Fonz jumped the shark to save her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:22 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 11:22 AM (vFG9F)
In this timeline bright green chicks tend to come with piercings, nose rings, tats, and neon colored hair.
May want to think again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 11:23 AM (uFIgF)
Shitpost
Snark on someone else's shitpost comment.
Repeat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:13 AM (bss/y)
SSSR
Sounds like a snake or you're doing the French Mistske.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2026 11:23 AM (HWk5x)
Fonz tried to save Pinky Tuskadero from the Malachi brothers who did the Malachi crunch by crushing their opponent between their two cars.
Fonz jumped the shark to save her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
You remembered that too easily.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:23 AM (+hIS8)
Guy's lucky he's still alive, I guess.
Posted by: Bulg
He was shocked... shocked!
Well, not that shocked.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 11:23 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at May 20, 2026 11:23 AM (vFG9F)
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A death cult, if you can keep it.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:24 AM (kUM31)
Shitpost
Snark on someone else's shitpost comment.
Repeat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I feel seen.
Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2026 11:24 AM (9578i)
You remembered that too easily.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:23 AM
I am the poster child for disappoint.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:24 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)
tractor pull was always my favorite.
and what's more, i was about a mile from the fairgrounds so on the night we didn't go, i could still hear the roar and figured out how good of a pull the drivers had....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:25 AM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 11:25 AM (gu0hJ)
This isn't a crime getting out of hand which just happens to br among a preferred group.
This is a crime fomented by the Left within one preferred group to control and subordinate everyone else.
I'm quite certain the Left is plenty reactive, and doesn't "control everything", but my point is this is not some unforeseen unwanted eventuality for them. It is literally the "any means necessary" they always threaten us with. This is part of dragging a country Left.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 11:25 AM (h2pEv)
I went to destruction derbies in the Astrodome almost every year they had them, started with my dad and I took my kids. Between the cigs and wrecked cars belching smoke it was glorious!!!
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 11:26 AM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:24 AM (QX6xo)
I thought the introduction of the kid was the sealed fate of Happy Days? Jumping the shark IS a thing though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:26 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:21 AM (HFrEr)
Try Beer.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 11:27 AM (594J6)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:23 AM (+hIS
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lol
Like a lived experience.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:27 AM (kUM31)
Tractor pull was fun, too.
Our fair even had a horse pull. No smoke or roaring engines involved in that one, so not as fun.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:21 AM (HFrEr)
Try Beer Goggles.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (594J6)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:23 AM
I am the poster child for disappoint.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Don't feel bad. I just replayed the entire scene in my mind's eye. 😔
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (+hIS8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:26 AM (bss/y)
i thought the kid was the brady bunch?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (nXhwP)
Didn't the Dixie Chicks ( or Natalie what's-her name or the lead singer ) torpedo their own career by saying that the word "Dixie " was racist and change it to "The Chicks" " or somebody else came up with Dixie being racist and she ran with it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (nXhwP)
Cousin Oliver.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: The Left at May 20, 2026 11:29 AM (VnVVA)
Everyone but me and maybe a few others seemed to predict the 2024 DNC was going to be a riotous calamity. Yet it was not.
When they want their thugs out and about, they tend to materialize. When they don't, they are controlled. If you analyze the Left through a political lens you miss the forest. You need to look at them through a purely activist lens. That gets you closer.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 11:29 AM (h2pEv)
This is a crime fomented by the Left within one preferred group to control and subordinate everyone else.
The Washington DC Chipotle Chair Slingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:29 AM (+hIS8)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (nXhwP)
You might be right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:29 AM (bss/y)
In 98 she shot out the front window of a neighbor's house and the neighbors car with a 12 gauge because a car alarm woke her up
Then in 98 hit someone with her cane.
Not much impulse control
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 11:30 AM (gu0hJ)
A new category showed up on my Audible recommendations, "Inspired by your Prime Video interests."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at May 20, 2026 11:30 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2026 11:30 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:30 AM (77rzZ)
In 98 she shot out the front window of a neighbor's house and the neighbors car with a 12 gauge because a car alarm woke her up
Then in 98 hit someone with her cane.
Not much impulse control
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 11:30 AM (gu0hJ)
Probably a demon in the sheets.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:31 AM (bss/y)
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I'm sure it's was already said, but after cozying up to Massie and whatever else she was doing with him, this reeks of an attempt to salvage a sinking political career.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 11:31 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: The Left at May 20, 2026 11:29 AM (VnVVA)
To them it isn't even cheating. In their mind, the rules only apply to you and you're just a sucker for following them. That's different than cheating that's just you being weak. Not that they mind cheating, they'd just prefer to prove you are weak than that they are cheaters.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 11:31 AM (h2pEv)
POKER MONKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2026 11:32 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: ... at May
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:32 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 11:25 AM (h2pEv)
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Create chaos (ideally civil war) in the hopes of creating a "strong man" totalitarian (ideally communist/fascist) as "the solution."
See the French Revolution, the Bolshevik Revolution, the ChiComm Revolution, the Cuban Revolution, the Ethiopian Revolution, et. al.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:33 AM (kUM31)
Posted by: winning campaign advice for the inner city voting block at May 20, 2026 11:34 AM (ADssA)
They torpedoed their career by shitting on their audience at their own concerts and then doubling and tripling down. The rename happened long after they were basically done.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 11:34 AM (h2pEv)
Didn't the Dixie Chicks ( or Natalie what's-her name or the lead singer ) torpedo their own career by saying that the word "Dixie " was racist and change it to "The Chicks" " or somebody else came up with Dixie being racist and she ran with it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
The Raging Bull Dykes is available.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 11:34 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 11:34 AM (gKWVE)
I'll do anything to stay in office. Really, anything. Just name it.
Posted by: Lauren Boebert at May 20, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg
Chuck was the original crazy uncle in the attic.
When upstairs after dinner and never came down.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:35 AM (+hIS8)
Posted by: Lauren Boebert
Dump em out!
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:35 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:32 AM (YZ0Fo)
I was merely giving more effort than the rules allow.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2026 11:35 AM (HWk5x)
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the proper form :
"Keep Chicago out your mouth."
So close.
"Keep Chicago out your f***ing mouth."
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 11:36 AM (ZxPkt)
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This is the first I've ever heard of this brilliant program. How utterly, unbelievably stupid. Yes, Democrats are ruthless, lying and deceitful in the extreme, but they are also quite possibly the dumbest people to ever exist. They have zero concept of human behavior, which is why their ideas are always ridiculous flops whose intentions are never materialized in the way they glorify them.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: winning campaign advice for the inner city voting block at May 20, 2026 11:34 AM (ADssA)
IIRC, didn't will smith make it (In this case) 'Keep Chicago's name out your fucking mouth!'
I hated this insult when it started appearing (I have said this before) it hits something visceral (which does make it effective.) Like rage inducing. Fighting words. But usually used in a passive, aggressive pussy way online from people who would never dare say that to a guy in a bar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:37 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 20, 2026 11:37 AM (zBgIx)
Posted by: The NBA and NFL at May 20, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 11:34 AM (ndZc7)
Except that I think they're all straight just in support of LBGT issues and clearly Ms Maines is a very angry woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:37 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (2sfNr)
The little blonde b*tch said they were ashamed George W. Bush was from The US while on tour in Europe and pissed off a large portion of their fan base.
The Dixie thing was that whole 'everything southern is racist' bullshit that ran wild several years ago.
The Dixie Chicks dropped Dixie and Lady Antebellum change to Lady A.
Because they're stupid f*cks that cater to the loudest whiners.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:38 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Lauren Boebert
The Tijuana corkscrew?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)
Just declare every gov state house a drug-use "safe space" and be done with it.
Win-win, druggies don't get anything done.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (gflfc)
The Dixie thing was that whole 'everything southern is racist' bullshit that ran wild several years ago.
The Dixie Chicks dropped Dixie and Lady Antebellum change to Lady A.
Because they're stupid f*cks that cater to the loudest whiners.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer a
And lady A was actually the name of a Grammy award winning black blues singer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:38 AM (QX6xo)
And NOT the people who actually bought their... albums?
Stole their music on ewetub?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (bss/y)
-------------
I love the story of how the 67-year-old President Andrew Jackson (surviving the first assassination attempt on a sitting U.S. president) -- after his assailant's guns misfired (twice IIRC) --charged the would-be assassin and beat him with his walking cane.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (kUM31)
Oh, good. Another politician who thinks that repeatedly using the word "fucking" makes them sound tough.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (2sfNr)
Chachi. Bastard stole Joanie.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:30 AM (77rzZ)
But Joanie LOVES Chachi!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:25 AM
People didn't get excited figuring out how good of a pull I had for some reason.
Posted by: J. Toobin at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (0sNs1)
For example, gun crime is out of control and must by stopped! So they build gun shot monitors in urban areas.
Which helps the police arrest criminals.
But...the left doesn't care about "gun crime" and those criminals belong to the cartels they are part of.
So...the gunshot monitors have to go
Their claimed beliefs are pushed up against their real beliefs and the latter will always win.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:40 AM (bss/y)
*cough*
Posted by: The NBA and NFL at May 20, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
pikers
Posted by: the NHL at May 20, 2026 11:40 AM (nXhwP)
And lady A was actually the name of a Grammy award winning black blues singer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (YZ0Fo)
Her estate should sue and bankrupt them for intellectual property theft.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:40 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:41 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 11:41 AM (k09hs)
Posted by: Lauren Boebert at May 20, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:40 AM (QX6xo)
IIRC she did sue and got a not insignificant settlement.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:42 AM (YZ0Fo)
IIRC she did sue and got a not insignificant settlement.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:42 AM (YZ0Fo)
Lawyers just aren't as good as they used to be.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:42 AM (QX6xo)
Elderly black woman goes into a Tim Hortons to complain about her drive-thru order being incorrect. Gets into the face of a worker, then shoves said worker. Worker goes apeshit on elderly black woman, shoving her back then wailing on her. Elderly black woman dies.
Daughter is unhappy saying elderly black woman, who was suffering from congestive heart failure, dindu nuffin'
Daily Mail has the full story.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 11:43 AM (J4Dwc)
Didn't the Dixie Chicks ( or Natalie what's-her name or the lead singer ) torpedo their own career by saying that the word "Dixie " was racist and change it to "The Chicks" " or somebody else came up with Dixie being racist and she ran with it?
--
I remember that nasty Natalie woman saying really terrible things about GWB.
Wasn't it the country group, Lady Antebellum, who decided it was just too un-woke of a name and later changed it to Lady A?
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 11:43 AM (qBdHI)
For example, gun crime is out of control and must by stopped!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (sKqQm)
doesn't logic dictate that following their normal form, the left should be building shooting ranges for public use so that everyone can fire guns in a safe space and learn how to properly use and maintain them?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 20, 2026 11:43 AM (nXhwP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:43 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
Donald, maybe we could like see a movie together?
Posted by: Lauren Boebert at May 20, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)
Nah....last time I had a broad with fake tits, Michael Avanatti almost ran for President.
Posted by: The Don at May 20, 2026 11:44 AM (QX6xo)
He has achieved room temperature.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2026 11:44 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:43 AM (2sfNr)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:44 AM (QX6xo)
Elderly black woman goes into a Tim Hortons to complain about her drive-thru order being incorrect. Gets into the face of a worker, then shoves said worker. Worker goes apeshit on elderly black woman, shoving her back then wailing on her. Elderly black woman dies.
Daughter is unhappy saying elderly black woman, who was suffering from congestive heart failure, dindu nuffin'
Daily Mail has the full story.
Posted by: one hour sober
Bitch forgot my tin bits!
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:44 AM (YZ0Fo)
Lawyers just aren't as good as they used to be.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:42 AM (QX6xo)
NOT insignificant.
Please ignore my previous comment.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:45 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: jayhawkone at May 20, 2026 11:45 AM (QSaoA)
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American blacks sure seem to come unglued when their fast food orders are wrong.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 11:45 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 11:46 AM (Cqx++)
That seems.......excessive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:46 AM (QX6xo)
He has achieved room temperature.
Posted by: nurse ratched
So you're saying he's stable?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:46 AM (+hIS8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:40 AM (bss/y)
Chickarina sounds like a slavic term for a spanish dancer. It must be a greek word stolen by italians.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 11:46 AM (3uBP9)
Didn't the Dixie Chicks ( or Natalie what's-her name or the lead singer ) torpedo their own career by saying that the word "Dixie " was racist and change it to "The Chicks" " or somebody else came up with Dixie being racist and she ran with it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:28 AM (2sfNr)
old times there are not forgotten
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 11:46 AM (LHPAg)
So you're saying he's stable?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:46 AM (
It's been X hours since Barney Frank diddled a little boy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:47 AM (QX6xo)
-
And that's our special prerogative.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)
Shitpost
Snark on someone else's shitpost comment.
Repeat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
What???
Screw that.
Fuck Garret!
... how many times do I have to do this?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 11:47 AM (diia5)
That seems.......excessive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Maybe when you have congestive heart failure you don't FA or you'll FO toot sweet?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:48 AM (+hIS8)
American blacks sure seem to come unglued when their fast food orders are wrong.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 11:45 AM (qBdHI)
And they wonder why 'black fatigue' is a thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:48 AM (QX6xo)
Shitpost
Snark on someone else's shitpost comment.
Repeat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
What???
Screw that.
Fuck Garret!
... how many times do I have to do this?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Until he quits liking it?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:48 AM (+hIS8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 11:47 AM (diia5)
You don't get your merit badge till he threatens to kill you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:48 AM (QX6xo)
Sturmtoddler is playing the most aggressive game of hoops known to man. The Most Dangerous Basketball Game.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 11:12 AM (HFrEr)
Pikers!
Posted by: Aztec Ball Game at May 20, 2026 11:15 AM (ynpvh)
Pansies. You should give Buzkashi a try.
Posted by: The Afghans at May 20, 2026 11:49 AM (y9nCu)
That seems.......excessive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:46 AM (QX6xo)
Yeah, woman was wrong, but the dude did not have to go Mike Tyson on her. Call her a bitch after she leaves. And fat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)
—__
But they always Tip well.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 20, 2026 11:49 AM (9aAxm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 11:49 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 11:46 AM (3uBP9)
It's just chicken noodle with star noodles (think Italian Wedding) with little meatballs and chicken pieces in it. Some celery, carrots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:50 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 11:50 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Crap. Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (+hIS8)
—__
But they always Tip well.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 20, 2026 11:49 AM (9aAxm)
Dude, so close.
'But at least they tip well!' *rimshot**applause*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)
Yeah, woman was wrong, but the dude did not have to go Mike Tyson on her. Call her a bitch after she leaves. And fat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)
It was pretty excessive on all fronts. Why the f*ck does the woman think it's in her purview to attack the worker. Why the f*ck does the worker think it's in HIS purview to attack the woman to the point of killing her?
WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (+hIS
It's a really good light meal. Progresso.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:39 AM (QX6xo)
That apparently means something *very* different in Korean.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (lFFaq)
—__
But they always Tip well.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 20, 2026 11:49 AM (9aAxm)
The writer of that joke obviously never worked in a resturaunt........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:52 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (QX6xo)
Sponge laying down the truth cannon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:52 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Karen McWinebox at May 20, 2026 11:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 11:45 AM (qBdHI)
Lol. Thanks.
In their defense, have you seen the price of fast food?
Okay, the club size, no-name coffee is kicking in. I picked up all the branches and dog crap from the yard, pondering if I could turn the dog crap into $500,000 US pieces af art or would I need special feces.
Time to mow the lawn to do my part in not creating one of those Canadian farming community ghettos that are ALWAYS in the news for the wrong reasons.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 11:52 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 20, 2026 11:52 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 11:53 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 11:50 AM (gu0hJ)
Did they release his bloodwork? Are we SURE that's not what got him?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:53 AM (QX6xo)
The worker who went Octagon on the elderly black woman is female.
And then there is this:
"Grayson [elderly black woman with congestive heart failure] then struck one of the workers in the face and ripped out a lock of her hair, police say."
But she dindu nuffin'
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 11:53 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (QX6xo)
There are a lot of things wrong with lots of people all the time, but maybe even less so now. However, there are recording devices everywhere, everyone has one, so we get to see more of it.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 11:54 AM (3uBP9)
Keisha (ed: Lance Bottoms) bailed out on running for reelection as Atlanta mayor because she was despised by Atlantans for letting the city burn in 2020
She fled to a job in the Biden White House
The general election for GA Governor is going to be a reckoning for what she did to Atlanta
https://tinyurl.com/2s4cv6hu
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Local media at May 20, 2026 11:55 AM (2Ez/1)
And then there is this:
"Grayson [elderly black woman with congestive heart failure] then struck one of the workers in the face and ripped out a lock of her hair, police say."
But she dindu nuffin'
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 11:53 AM (J4Dwc)
Valid, but male or no, beating someone to death over a fast food dispute is a bit over the mark.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:55 AM (bss/y)
The worker who went Octagon on the elderly black woman is female.
And then there is this:
"Grayson [elderly black woman with congestive heart failure] then struck one of the workers in the face and ripped out a lock of her hair, police say."
But she dindu nuffin'
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 11:53 AM (J4Dwc)
So, you're saying the 24 hour rule should be in effect with this story.........
If old lady asked for an asswhoopin, then took one, so be it.
Live by the laws of the jungle, die by them as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:55 AM (QX6xo)
--
Yeah, who needs to cultivate excellence in our upcoming generations. There's no down side to that, nosiree. Dumb robots only, please.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 11:56 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: La'Tanya at May 20, 2026 11:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:57 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)
It was pretty excessive on all fronts. Why the f*ck does the woman think it's in her purview to attack the worker. Why the f*ck does the worker think it's in HIS purview to attack the woman to the point of killing her?
WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (QX6xo)
Tim Horton's is a Canadian brand, yes? That explains the whole thing.
Posted by: Canucks are a bad influence at May 20, 2026 11:58 AM (TbWk/)
Drive thru only. If you have complaints about your order, you'll need to take it up with our complaints department at 1-800-EAT-SHIT
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:58 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 20, 2026 11:58 AM (9aAxm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:59 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 11:59 AM (3uBP9)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
-- Zombie W. T. Sherman
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 20, 2026 11:59 AM (9aAxm)
Kindness of strangers for a WWII vet who died with no family. From "Legal Insurrection" site:
https://tinyurl.com/35zey9pw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:59 AM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Peter B at May 20, 2026 11:59 AM (VTbl0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 12:01 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Canucks are a bad influence at May 20, 2026 11:58 AM (TbWk/)
It's disturbing that our sacred killing techniques are reaching outsiders.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 12:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Robbie Rist at May 20, 2026 12:02 PM (oftw2)
They claim to be working in fairness but really they just want to be able to advance anyone they want by how leftarded or easily lead they are. Smart genuinely curious people might keep subject areas from drifting Marxist.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:02 PM (h2pEv)
https://tinyurl.com/y5yxke93
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2026 11:57 AM (YZ0Fo)
It should play dixie but instead of horns a tiny bell sound. ting ting ting ting
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:02 PM (3uBP9)
And then there is this:
"Grayson [elderly black woman with congestive heart failure] then struck one of the workers in the face and ripped out a lock of her hair, police say."
But she dindu nuffin'
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 11:53 AM (J4Dwc)
Valid, but male or no, beating someone to death over a fast food dispute is a bit over the mark.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 11:55 AM (bss/y)
She died from a heart attack, not from getting the "beating" which was some playground-level windmilling from what I can see. If cause of death was head trauma or internal bleeding, I might agree with the characterization. But her heart was pretty much set to self-destruct.
Posted by: Don't start none won't be none anyway at May 20, 2026 12:02 PM (TbWk/)
WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:51 AM (QX6xo)
Low Trust Society = "F*ck You, I'm killing your dumb ass".
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:02 PM (uEmCf)
———
Cultural Regression. For 60 years now. Nobody sane would allow their children in public schools if there was an alternative
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:02 PM (lPSbt)
Posted by: Canucks are a bad influence at May 20, 2026 11:58 AM (TbWk/)
It's disturbing that our sacred killing techniques are reaching outsiders.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 12:02 PM (Sco7b)
Heart disease?
We have Wendy's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:03 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:03 PM (+hIS8)
~ Tim Hortons corporate operator to Tim Horton's corporate lawyer
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 12:03 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:04 PM (3uBP9)
If old lady asked for an asswhoopin, then took one, so be it.
Live by the laws of the jungle, die by them as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:55 AM (QX6xo)
Reminiscent of the Chipotle video we saw yesterday. Why do these people think going feral is perfectly acceptable?
Posted by: What do you mean, "these people"? at May 20, 2026 12:05 PM (TbWk/)
In her defense, in response to a massive crime wave afterward due to police being demonized she responded by demanding more security cameras at private businesses to keep the little thugs in line. Who says Dems are soft on crime?
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2026 12:05 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:04 PM (3uBP9)
Now *that's* a Monty Python style name.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 20, 2026 12:05 PM (PSEDc)
You haven't lived until you've watched Jan Michael Vincent driving drunk in a demolition derby at the Kings County fair in the early 80s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2026 12:05 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 1
That's what it always looks like.
Oh good. This older lady on "Let's Make a Deal" won a car. No easy feat on that show. Good for her.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 12:05 PM (Sco7b)
Our local prosecuting attorney is not soft on crime, though, so they are in for a rude awakening when they go to jail for several years.
I guess that also helps them establish "street cred" when they are eventually released.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 12:06 PM (gnNyN)
———
Cultural Regression. For 60 years now. Nobody sane would allow their children in public schools if there was an alternative
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:02 PM (lPSbt)
I badly wish that "can't do math" wasn't just code for black.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:06 PM (uEmCf)
Yeah, my guess is that Burt Jones or Rick Jackson can't believe their luck. Raffensperger is probably reconsidering his life choices.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)
Why do these people think going feral is perfectly acceptable?
___________
Think? They don't care what anyone says.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 12:06 PM (HdYcL)
Reminiscent of the Chipotle video we saw yesterday. Why do these people think going feral is perfectly acceptable?
Posted by: What do you mean, "these people"? at May 20, 2026 12:05 PM (TbWk/)
Exactly. Black Fatigue is a thing. If they continue, they will make themselves an irrelevant part of society and be relegated to the back of the bus again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:07 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Canucks are a bad influence at May 20, 2026 11:58 AM (TbWk/)
Donut Assistance In Dying would be a novel defense...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 20, 2026 12:07 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: aliassmith smith at May 20, 2026 12:07 PM (9RU/R)
It's upsetting the voluntary retards, so being a retard will now be universally mandatory.
Posted by: I can't even at May 20, 2026 12:07 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:07 PM (QX6xo)
They won't even be allowed on the bus.
They'll ALL get Chud The Builder'd.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:07 PM (uEmCf)
1) Black women
2) White women
3) Black men
4) White men
Posted by: Hadrian"
I like how people that could get away with a warning or minor traffic ticket using some common sense end up going to jail.
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2026 12:08 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:06 PM (uEmCf)
A LOT of white kids can't do math either (say anyone below 29.) And any sort of deductive reasoning? Fuck, it's bad.
I've told the story here trying to play '20 questions' with some of my guys. What a nightmare. I had to keep explaining to them HOW they were supposed to play (deductive reasoning.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:08 PM (bss/y)
Why do these people think going feral is perfectly acceptable?
___________
Think? They don't care what anyone says.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 12:06 PM (HdYcL)
It's a fair cop. I may have been overly generous.
Posted by: This really can't continue at May 20, 2026 12:09 PM (TbWk/)
-------------
My old county school system. They were going woke back when I attended school in the late 60's and 70's. Back then it was mostly all about the blacks.
Which was "funny" because my elementary school looked a lot like the UN. We had kids from something like 30 different countries. Parents were affiliated with various embassies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:10 PM (jehhT)
"Government schools," not public schools.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 12:10 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge
We are past fatigue. Even blacks don't want to be around them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:10 PM (+hIS8)
Posted by: gycincy at May 20, 2026 12:10 PM (G/ZRw)
Polearm Buttocks will win in Fulton but not a lot outside.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:04 PM (3uBP9)
Now *that's* a Monty Python style name.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 12:11 PM (Cqx++)
I've told the story here trying to play '20 questions' with some of my guys. What a nightmare. I had to keep explaining to them HOW they were supposed to play (deductive reasoning.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:08 PM (bss/y)
I barely survived Algebra II, and completely bombed out on Trig. A person of even average intelligence should at least make it through Calculus before graduating High School.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:11 PM (uEmCf)
I like how people that could get away with a warning or minor traffic ticket using some common sense end up going to jail.
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2026 12:08 PM (GUOwU)
___________
Assumes "common sense". I reckon in the ones in airports, alcohol is an aggravating factor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 12:11 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:10 PM (+hIS
Young White Men aren't going to give those ones a choice, unfortunately.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:12 PM (uEmCf)
We are past fatigue. Even blacks don't want to be around them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:10 PM (+hIS
They're raising them. They should address it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:12 PM (QX6xo)
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Gosh, that's a shame. I've always wanted to go to Tybee Island. I don't want to go anymore.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 12:13 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: gycincy at May 20, 2026 12:10 PM (G/ZRw)
Hilton Head was about as close when I lived in Savannah but nicer. HH had park fees but Tybee was a free for all basically. We went to HH more often.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:13 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2026 12:08 PM (GUOwU)
Most of them (especially the women) are drunk, so no, they'd be going to jail either way.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:14 PM (uEmCf)
Elderly black woman goes into a Tim Hortons to complain about her drive-thru order being incorrect. Gets into the face of a worker, then shoves said worker. Worker goes apeshit on elderly black woman, shoving her back then wailing on her. Elderly black woman dies.
Daughter is unhappy saying elderly black woman, who was suffering from congestive heart failure, dindu nuffin'
Daily Mail has the full story.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 11:43 AM (J4Dwc)
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FAFO. None of it should have happened but if you can't keep your inner chimpanzee from emerging over some mediocre fast food, you pretty much deserve whatever happens to you after you start wildin' out.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 12:14 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 12:14 PM (BI5O2)
Even blacks don't want to be around them.
Posted by: rickb223
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That's the tragedy. The ferals stain the reputations of decent, normal blacks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 12:14 PM (HdYcL)
Note well prisoners, military, and blacks were the preferred subjects for this stuff. Consent? What’s that?
They perfect their destabilizing techniques, and then roll ‘em out nationwide. It’s working splendidly.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:15 PM (lPSbt)
Posted by: pookysgirl would love to get more sleep at May 20, 2026 12:16 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: rickb223
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They're raising them. They should address it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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In many cases, the parents not only approve of it, they're teaching it to their kids. And it's not 'just' blacks. A lot of Democrats have been brain washed this way.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:16 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 12:14 PM (BI5O2)
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"America will give you nuclear weapons if you stop developing them ... AND ... I'll build my Presidential Outhouse & Bathhouse in Tehran. WIN-WIN!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:16 PM (kUM31)
Even blacks don't want to be around them.
Posted by: rickb223
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That's the tragedy. The ferals stain the reputations of decent, normal blacks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 12:14 PM (HdYcL)
Skin color doesn't matter, culture matters. They could be black, brown, yellow or white. Groups of unsupervised, unparented males will cause trouble. Period.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 12:17 PM (xcxpd)
born in Takoma Park, which is now Maryland's Berkeley
Mont Co was a nice place to live, decades ago
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 12:18 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: pookysgirl would love to get more sleep at May 20, 2026 12:16 PM (Wt5PA)
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Dad has never been in the picture and mom is probably out at da club, leaving the yute home alone to fend for himself, so he goes out to do stupid things at stupid hours with stupid people. The expected results ensue.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 12:18 PM (oqH4h)
I never knew you could make any less sense than you normally do.
I stand corrected.
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 20, 2026 12:18 PM (zBgIx)
Oh, good grief . I hope President Trump told him "No" and to go away!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 12:18 PM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: pookysgirl would love to get more sleep at May 20, 2026 12:16 PM (Wt5PA)
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I blame Spock.
/Dr. Benjamin Spock, whose sadly popular philosophy of "raising children" was to become their "best friends" instead of -- you know -- actually parenting them.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:18 PM (kUM31)
Montgomery County Public Schools (MD) has now decided that kids who excel in math are hurting the dumb lazy kids and so the school board is abolishing advanced math classes.
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Posted by: Martini Farmer
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This experiment has been tried many times, including by San Francisco recently. It failed, San Fran had to put it back. Maybe put the Montgomery school board through a few classes in basic research.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 12:19 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 12:19 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 12:19 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Depends. Was it KFC or Popeye's?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 12:19 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Let him start. Then bomb the sh!t out of them.
Thanks Barrack for setting them up
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 20, 2026 12:20 PM (FxH7T)
born in Takoma Park, which is now Maryland's Berkeley
Mont Co was a nice place to live, decades ago
Posted by: Don Black
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Heh... me too. Grew up in Wheaton, MD.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:20 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:11 PM (uEmCf)
Math is mostly... thinking in the right way. And like most subjects WHO is teaching really matters. The first time in college I took algebra II was with a guy named Bo Guan. It was dry, it did not sing to me, so I dropped it. The second time was with a Spaniard I think IU abducted off the streets of Madrid. For whatever reason though, that guy made it sing for me. I did MUCH better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 12:17 PM (xcxpd)
Unfortunately, it will matter when the SHTF.
I don't want it to, though, because I will not survive.
Many people on the internet think I will have a place with the ferals, but no, I absolutely will not.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:20 PM (uEmCf)
Diversity is our strength!
Posted by: Joey Two Tone at May 20, 2026 12:21 PM (2Mccz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Hmmm.
That may be the most audacious assassination attempt I've ever heard of.
Make President Trump laugh so hard he keels over.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 12:21 PM (gnNyN)
That's the tragedy. The ferals stain the reputations of decent, normal blacks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 12:14 PM (HdYcL)
Skin color doesn't matter, culture matters. They could be black, brown, yellow or white. Groups of unsupervised, unparented males will cause trouble. Period.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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That's why I avoid calling it Black fatigue. I call it ghetto fatigue. Yeah it works out to the same thing, but it's actually a culture, not a race.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 12:21 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:21 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:21 PM (kUM31)
No the idea works, and has always worked, and works great. Because the idea is to destroy our civilization so they can sit on a throne atop the rubble.
Stop taking them at face value. There has been no coexistence with the progs since 1917 when they decided they were permanently and overwhelmingly correct. Nothing they say is in good faith. There is no recovery from that, or making peace with it, as a movement. Some individuals MIGHT recover.
Posted by: heya at May 20, 2026 12:22 PM (nH+RN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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I think we talked about this before
I was down the road, in Four Corners
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:11 PM (uEmCf)
Math is mostly... thinking in the right way. And like most subjects WHO is teaching really matters. The first time in college I took algebra II was with a guy named Bo Guan. It was dry, it did not sing to me, so I dropped it. The second time was with a Spaniard I think IU abducted off the streets of Madrid. For whatever reason though, that guy made it sing for me. I did MUCH better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
The manner and the substance of math instruction make all the difference in the world. There are lot of people who were never taught the fundamentals in any meaningful way, then get thrown into higher math and just drown. Or the subject is taught not in a systematic building block way but in an "if you don't understand how to do this without any meaningful instruction you're stupid" way.
Posted by: Understanding it and teaching it are 2 different skills at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: yumper at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (oP7gD)
Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 12:54 PM (jo6FO)
When you passed another vehicle you were required to take paint.
One guy showed up with a Cadillac with a D-4 Caterpillar blade weld on the front.
Morons have been around a long time.
Posted by: waepnedmann at May 20, 2026 03:06 PM (JTNDv)
Repeat daily until the 15 left are crying for their mothers and will do ANYTHING to have a chance not to FA again.
FAFO. It works!
Posted by: RM at May 20, 2026 03:50 PM (n/1Oj)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Honoré Daumier
Comments
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 20, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)
Every seat guaranteed to have a felonious potential assailant in the seat behind it for your throat slitting pleasure!
No need to thank us!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 09:31 AM (Zw+it)
"Spirit Train Lines"
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)
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Most likely better behaved.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:31 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:32 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: George Costanza at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
The steam engine was wheezing.
The passengers were wheezing.
Aunt Weezy was wheezing.
It was a regular exteavaganza of wheezing, my friends!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (Zw+it)
Posted by: The Nose Knows! at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: So there's that at May 20, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
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Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)
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Most likely better behaved.
They probably didn't even need to bolt the benches to the floor.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 09:38 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: The Orient Express at May 20, 2026 09:38 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)
This looks like the one currently in a musyrm in Ottawa.
The other 2 are in SF & NY.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 20, 2026 09:38 AM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: Bernie Bro at May 20, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Don't Use The Loo at May 20, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 09:39 AM (jehhT)
It's always about breasts.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
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https://tinyurl.com/a25mvcyp
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:39 AM (HdYcL)
no hang
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 09:40 AM (ZxPkt)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:41 AM (HdYcL)
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I saw that there's a korean movie called Ghost Train, which looks like a horror anthology.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 20, 2026 09:41 AM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: The Ties That Bind at May 20, 2026 09:41 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: the lower depths at May 20, 2026 09:41 AM (Dg7ng)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)
I'm puzzled by the presence of two guys in top hats. Those aren't the usual 3rd class passengers. They're probably also wearing monocles.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 09:40 AM (Riz8t)
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Top hats: Yes
Pants: No
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:42 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: The Top Hat Guy at May 20, 2026 09:42 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Yogi and Boo Boo at May 20, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)
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Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:43 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Zek at May 20, 2026 09:43 AM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:43 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 09:43 AM (R11M+)
It's always about breasts.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
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https://tinyurl.com/a25mvcyp
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Suckling from the taxpayers' teat!
Posted by: Fed workers at May 20, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)
I'll bet the top hat guys don't appreciate the carryover smell from the lower orders.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 09:44 AM (Riz8t)
Stop Kicking the Back of My Seat - a limerick
There once was a traveler named LaRoche
Who welcomed the plane's final approach
Stale nuts, halitosis, narrow seats
Crying babies, drunks, smelly feets
Ah, the many joys of traveling coach
Posted by: muldoon at May 20, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at May 20, 2026 09:44 AM (k4EKw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:44 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Top Hat Dude at May 20, 2026 09:44 AM (gtcuf)
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Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 09:45 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:46 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Robert Shaw at May 20, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Uneasy Rider at May 20, 2026 09:47 AM (oftw2)
Kind of depressing in both color and depiction
Don't think I'd hang
Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 09:47 AM (gu0hJ)
Today's selection isn't as bad as many of Daumier's works, it's just illustrative, which is an improvement.
Posted by: JTB at May 20, 2026 09:49 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: epador at May 20, 2026 09:50 AM (TRnzq)
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:50 AM (ynpvh)
I don't understand what you mean.
Posted by: William Hogarth at May 20, 2026 09:51 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Queasy Mfume at May 20, 2026 09:51 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: No Name Today at May 20, 2026 09:52 AM (8mulE)
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Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:52 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: The nursing woman at May 20, 2026 09:52 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2026 09:53 AM (Slgjz)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:53 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: jim (in San Diego)
All of mine came over in steerage.
Posted by: Norwegian-America Line at May 20, 2026 09:53 AM (oftw2)
But most of his political cartoons and social commentary paintings are grotesque or at least smirking and exaggerated.
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True, but The Massacre in the Rue Transnonian is quite powerful.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:53 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:54 AM (XuXeR)
I assume he was using standard sketch paper, possibly because this was intended only as a study.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 09:54 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:55 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 09:55 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at May 20, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 09:55 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: jim (in San Diego)
All of mine came over in steerage.
Posted by: Norwegian-America Line at May 20, 2026 09:53 AM (oftw2)
Some of my ancestors were already here...well, in North America. Came across during the the last Ice Age, supposedly.
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:55 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gp at May 20, 2026 09:56 AM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: jim
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Steerage? Luxury!
My ancestors were ballast. They were issued a pail and ordered to bail out their own quarters when the ship was below the Plimsoll Line.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 09:56 AM (gpQ8/)
"Little Newark?
"Crackton!"
"Crackton? That doesn't sound right."
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:56 AM (gtcuf)
The early years.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: gp at May 20, 2026 09:57 AM (N8ZBc)
Do YOU have the money for a happy meal? I don't.
Posted by: The nursing woman at May 20, 2026 09:52 AM (Riz8t)
My wife had a aunt that continued nursing her son until he was past the age of 7...did you know that breastfeeding can, for some, can inhibit pregnancy?...
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 09:57 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 09:57 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 09:58 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: People under 30 at May 20, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 09:59 AM (594J6)
Study Finds Japanese Horseshoe Bats Tune Ultrasonic Signals to Isolate Prey
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)
Good grief. That's child abuse, if you ask me. Get that kid some solid food!
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)
Iran’s New “Peace Proposal”: Pay Reparations, Forget Nuclear Limits
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 20, 2026 10:00 AM (NYInA)
https://tinyurl.com/mrx763db
One of the chess players is also interesting. Other than those, I am not really a fan of this artist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 10:00 AM (2sfNr)
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Do ya like boobsalot?
Posted by: Doctor Demento at May 20, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 10:02 AM (2sfNr)
Posted by: 7-year-old titty babies at May 20, 2026 10:02 AM (HFrEr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fine. Here's our reparations.
*opens bomb-bay doors*
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)
Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ole’ Lone Ranger, or mess around with … Trump!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:03 AM (ndZc7)
My ancestors were ballast. They were issued a pail and ordered to bail out their own quarters when the ship was below the Plimsoll Line.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 09:56 AM (gpQ8/)
Oh, we DREAMED of having a pail! We were nailed to the outside below the waterline and given straws so we could breathe and were glad of it!
Posted by: continuing the theme at May 20, 2026 10:03 AM (Ucgf4)
You're ignoring the fact that they've dropped their demands for...a shrubbery!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 10:03 AM (Riz8t)
I wish we could have them proscribed, fined their full net worth (along with all living family members), flogged through the streets and then unceremoniously strangled in a subterranean dungeon.
Old ways are best ways.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 10:03 AM (BI5O2)
How is the Mrs. doing?
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 20, 2026 10:04 AM (EneHm)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 10:04 AM (cWLG3)
When your train has come in
And you've got the stock cars beat
But the man most worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When a toddler is locked in
On Mama's teat.
Posted by: Judge Snells at May 20, 2026 10:04 AM (rgnea)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 10:04 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 10:04 AM (BI5O2)
No, that WAS the problem. Now, if they don't go on to MSNOW or The View, nobody is interested in the defenestrees. People who try to make life comfortable for them will face the wrath of Trump. At least until he's out of office.
The party has changed. That's a good thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 10:05 AM (Riz8t)
Thank God I only joked about something that could injure and didn't offend anyone.
I also can't believe someone (not the butt of the joke, he's cool) went to HR with that BS. I think I know who it was though and I can't retaliate. They lasted a whole week.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 10:06 AM (594J6)
The infographic has age breakouts of the Massie race but too many people are claiming it was an exit poll. It was not. It came from a firm called BigDataPoll and uses a mixed model of texting about 400 identified voters in Kentucky 4 that they deemed likely to vote, the person is sent a text and then fills it out online at a website or texts answers back. This is called an interactive poll by the firm.
BigDataPoll did a tracking poll of Kentucky 4 and this was intended solely for win/lose Massie, not for subgroups, And the poll failed its 95 percent confidence interval with the actual result greater than the +-4 percent claimed. The poll also had an issue where 82 percent claimed they were likely to vote while turnout was about 33 percent in reality. So you get non-random sample, numbers too small for demographic cohort information to be valid (50-100 respondents is not enough in a pool for a valid response), and other issues.
You can go to BigDataPolls directly and read the poll breakout itself.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 10:06 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 10:07 AM (cWLG3)
My ancestors were ballast. They were issued a pail and ordered to bail out their own quarters when the ship was below the Plimsoll Line.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 09:56 AM (gpQ8/)
Oh, we DREAMED of having a pail! We were nailed to the outside below the waterline and given straws so we could breathe and were glad of it!
Posted by: continuing the theme at May 20, 2026 10:03 AM (Ucgf4)
Some of my Ancestors undoubtedly came to Mexico as slaves...I don't want to know what conditions they came across in...
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 10:07 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 10:07 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 10:07 AM (cWLG3)
The HHS determined, via a study, that that happens because Lesbians are always eating out...
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 10:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 10:08 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 10:08 AM (gtcuf)
Thank God I only joked about something that could injure and didn't offend anyone.
I also can't believe someone (not the butt of the joke, he's cool) went to HR with that BS. I think I know who it was though and I can't retaliate. They lasted a whole week.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 10:06 AM (594J6)
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No, no. First slap a hot iron on it, THEN rub some dirt on it!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 10:08 AM (cWLG3)
https://tinyurl.com/3be2fu8s
Worth watching to see how it plays out in court. It won't ultimately be decided in CO. It boils down to whether HHS has the authority (and willingness) to withhold Medicaid funding from hospitals that continue to use puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones to treat childhood delusions.
Posted by: muldoon at May 20, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith...who puts the anal in anal sex at May 20, 2026 10:09 AM (9RU/R)
I think this guy is correct.
I am going to explain this as simply as I can for those that still don't understand.
You do not get the results you got in Indiana, Louisiana, and Kentucky with a sitting President in the low 30s approval rating.
Therefore, the polls are fake...
Everyone in power that believed the polls should immediately do a gut check and change course because the media siren polls are driving you all into the rocks.
https://tinyurl.com/3xke4awf
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 10:09 AM (Riz8t)
"Throughout the 19th Century the Whole of France Was Covered With a Vast Yellow-Brown Fog Composed of Vaporized Urine and Feces left in Abundance in the streets and alleyways of Le Belle France by Her Inhabitants"
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 10:09 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: 7-year-old titty babies at May 20, 2026 10:02 AM (HFrEr)
Make the Dwarf Fly!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 20, 2026 10:09 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 10:10 AM (R11M+)
Thank God I only joked about something that could injure and didn't offend anyone.
I also can't believe someone (not the butt of the joke, he's cool) went to HR with that BS. I think I know who it was though and I can't retaliate. They lasted a whole week.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 10:06 AM (594J6)
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No, no. First slap a hot iron on it, THEN rub some dirt on it!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 10:08 AM (cWLG3)
1) Shake it off.
B) Rub a hot iron on it.
III) Rub some dirt on it.
B & III can be reversed if you want to cauterize some dirt in it.
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 10:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 09:29 AM (YwEeS)
The kid would have to be able to pull some wicked vacuum to feed through clothes. Like those old jet sprays the military used to administer vaccines back in the day.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 10:11 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 10:10 AM (R11M+)
They share their meals by scissoring...
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 10:11 AM (ynpvh)
Ro Khanna
@RoKhanna
My good friend @RepThomasMassie lost tonight.
He lost because he had the guts to stand up to the Epstein class and against the war.
Ruben Gallego
@RubenGallego
Massie challenged the Epstein class. Trump and his allies targeted him. That should tell you everything.
-
The Epstein class, that's you!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)
I want Thune next. It should be as high a priority in '28 as the Presidential campaign. There are a lot of good reasons to do it - but MAGA putting an iron ring around the neck of King Cuck, marching him beneath a yoke, and then throwing him off a cliff would be an important symbolic moment in the populist overthrow of America.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)
That's AOS level commenting right there.
No copy/paste as I know better.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 10:12 AM (594J6)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 10:12 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t)
"Throughout the 19th Century the Whole of France Was Covered With a Vast Yellow-Brown Fog Composed of Vaporized Urine and Feces left in Abundance in the streets and alleyways of Le Belle France by Her Inhabitants"
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 10:09 AM (iJfKG)
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Mister AI agent, won't you please re-render that painting in the style of a Norman Rockwell painting?
😁
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 10:12 AM (cWLG3)
Not a surprise. Two and a half decades of hate will leave a mark...
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 10:13 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 20, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 10:13 AM (R11M+)
Good grief. That's child abuse, if you ask me. Get that kid some solid food!
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)
Oh, meant my MOM's AUNT, not wife's aunt. The boy, as my Mom told me, would be playing marbles (canicas) with other boys, then suddenly leave to get his "meal" from his mom...
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 10:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 10:13 AM (Yl2Ob)
a) Intellectually Superior Pod (aka ISP - you are probably too stupid to get the pun here..but one day you will understand )
-- or --
b) Listen up, dummies !
please cast your vote...and keep an eye out for the first, and final, episode to drop sometime between now and our next L.
Posted by: Team Massie at May 20, 2026 10:14 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 10:14 AM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 10:14 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 10:11 AM (3uBP9)
It can be done.
Posted by: Willie Brown, who has someone in mind at May 20, 2026 10:15 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2026 10:15 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 10:16 AM (vFG9F)
Honoré Daumier
Fine Arts Museum of San Francisco
Honoré Daumier painted many pictures of passengers on trains, a new form of transport in the nineteenth century. The growth of France's rail network made travel swifter and more accessible, but the journey was not the
same for everyone. Railway companies separated passengers into three classes through a tiered ticketing system that corresponded to the level of comfort
onboard. Here Daumier depicted travelers who have paid the lowest fare: a peasant mother and child, an old woman, and a worker in a rumpled smock. Crowded together in a dark compartment, these careworn figures exemplify Daumier’s uncompromising Realism.
It has been widely displayed in the US and Paris.
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A universal painting.
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 10:16 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gp at May 20, 2026 09:57 AM (N8ZBc)
Well, I had a good run. Stole a bunch of money from the taxpayers, sucked a lot of cock and blazed a path for more sodomites like me to "serve" the American people. Hahaha..."serve".
Boy, it's hot down here!
Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag, Sodomite at May 20, 2026 10:16 AM (j+GfC)
Posted by: Epstein's Mother at May 20, 2026 10:16 AM (HFrEr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Well, they want me to start tutoring on my own instead of shadowing people. I don't think I'm ready yet, but I suppose I've got to fly the nest at some point. I'm going to follow up with them today and see how they want me to proceed.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 10:17 AM (vFG9F)
You do not get the results you got in Indiana, Louisiana, and Kentucky with a sitting President in the low 30s approval rating.
Therefore, the polls are fake...
https://tinyurl.com/3xke4awf
Posted by: Archimedes
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I've seen that take as well. Agree with it. Media polling is to drive a narrative, not results.
Back when I was an informed user of polls (for independent variables in big data models), I learned what was good and bad in polling circa early 2000's.
Had a friend that was setting up a statewide poll and had worked for Harris etc. as a polling director (supervisor of the survey crew). Later, our uni set up a polling op using students as interviewers.
The sampling math is still the same but the techniques have changed because non-response bias was killing the old Random Digit Dialing and good pollsters knew it by 2010.
So you get a weird mix of texts, calls, and so on and trying really hard to infer who likely voters are. Polls can give you trends nowadays but unlikely to give a great response on the horserace without really big random samples (about 1000 or so).
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 10:17 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 10:17 AM (vFG9F)
Maybe that's the way the cataracts allow him to see the world...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:17 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 10:18 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 10:18 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)
I can count the number of times I felt properly trained before actually going to work on 0 hands.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 10:19 AM (594J6)
1) Trump will be unchained out of office; he will never let go.
2) the power of the Party to provide sinecures is dependent upon having power in government.
- 50+, many with seniority resigned in 2018 to beat Trump, on the gambit of allowing impeachment
- All or almost all Rs who voted for his impeachment are out
- RINOs are being picked off, not just at the fed level, but now at the state level.
- see also, Pence's pathetic attempt to sell a book
- see also Kinzinger and Liz Cheney, praised and feted by the Dems in 2024; where are they now?
- the gutting of NGOs also guts GOPe scams.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 10:19 AM (73/SM)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ)
The tutoring is for SAT verbal or math or both and just tutoring in general?
You'll be fine🙂
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (Yl2Ob)
Also she hasn't won yet. There's a runoff. AOC is endorsing Johnny Garcia.
"Lean Left" might be a ratfucking op by the GOP... but I don't think the Republicans are that smart. More likely it's a Near Eastern skunkwork.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (gKWVE)
Yep - a bunch of youse guys thought of it too!?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (vhPr1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 10:17 AM (vFG9F)
IT'S MYSTY BURNT UMBER DAWN!
Posted by: chicks looking at paint swatches at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (3uBP9)
Good for you! I expect that a lot of people applied.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2026 10:21 AM (9ESuk)
Rub some dirt on it!
Life goes better with dirt!
Have you had your dirt today?
There's a dirt that's right for everybody!
All natural, guaranteed: Dirt!
Today, do 'em dirty!
Posted by: gp at May 20, 2026 10:21 AM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Doctor Demento
The Holy Modal Rounders were the soundtrack of my teen years. The Fugs, too!
Posted by: Kill For Peace! at May 20, 2026 10:21 AM (oftw2)
You'll be fine🙂
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
SAT verbal and specific subjects as assigned by the school.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at May 20, 2026 10:21 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: I gotta ask
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With enough money and time, you can do it. Media polling and free shit on the internet polling skimps on that.
Boring to get into the details but you have to triangulate using mixed methods. You need a map survey on foot where a specific geographic slice is picked to interview all people living there, you use this to correct your polling list sample on who is actually a voter and their demographics, and you have to track them to see if they voted. More to it than that but figure polls only useful for trend analysis--whose up or down, not for a specific number. And state/district polling is awful unless you get a peak at private polling for candidates.
Those can be the gold standard but even there are getting a lot of problems getting a good sample of actual voters.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 10:21 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 10:22 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: No Name Today at May 20, 2026 09:52 AM (8mulE)
liberal
She'll start weaning him off at age 6.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 10:22 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 10:17 AM
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Landlines don't exist anymore.
Nobody answers a cell phone call from an unknown number.
Why respond to a text? You'll just get more and no one wants the annoyance.
Websites aren't objective, people can vote more than once, and bots.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)
Number of baths taken by the passengers: 2
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 09:43 AM (HdYcL)
===
also -
Number of bulbs taken by the passengers: 2
Posted by: renac.. renessance ..rencssnace man at May 20, 2026 10:23 AM (ADssA)
https://tinyurl.com/3yjwv3xt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
But of course!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:24 AM (ynpvh)
I can't predict the midtetms. It's anybody game.
In any event, if the inevitable summer of violence has any impact, it will benefit Dems. Violence works to move votes into their column, not out of it.
The only win the GOP can take from the riots is for voters to stand strong and not go weak in the knees... which has never once happened, so I wouldn't bank on it.
The center votes for peace and stability, and only the Democrats can turn off the riots. Trump has no say in that matter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 10:24 AM (BI5O2)
https://tinyurl.com/3yjwv3xt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
Like they say, there's one good thing you can say about hitler,
at least he killed hitler.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 10:24 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 10:24 AM (gu0hJ)
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They are terrorists.
They have taken the whole hospital hostage demanding the federal government--you and me--fund the mutilation and sterilization of children.
So that they can be enslaved for life to pharmaceutical insurance and hospital companies.
They are slave traders threatening to burn elderly people alive if the town dares ban slavery.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 10:24 AM (73/SM)
https://tinyurl.com/3yjwv3xt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
Speaking of this, bits and pieces of the "manifesto" of the two "kids" who did the attacks is coming out... They hated everyone including Jews and Trump /Vance... Two sick individuals...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 10:25 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 10:26 AM (gu0hJ)
https://tinyurl.com/3yjwv3xt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
Like they say, there's one good thing you can say about hitler,
at least he killed hitler.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 10:24 AM (3uBP9)
Reminds me of a cartoon...
A statue of Adolph. Two stick figures, one asks, "Why is there a statue of this guy?"
Other stick figure says, "No, it's a statue to the guy that killed him"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:26 AM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/3yjwv3xt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)
Speaking of this, bits and pieces of the "manifesto" of the two "kids" who did the attacks is coming out... They hated everyone including Jews and Trump /Vance... Two sick individuals...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 10:25 AM (FtULh)
Which is part of the reason why it probably won't be released anytime soon...gay lovers who want to be trannies...hating Trump...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:28 AM (ynpvh)
I think whackjobs are particularly attracted to Jew-hatred.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 10:24 AM (gu0hJ)
The weight isn't even the worst of it.
Look at that hairdo. More like a hairdid. She looks like she walked out of an 1970s B movie about a lesbian who stakes 6 months of wages to enter an amateur armwrestling competition at a truck stop.
"Butch Enough."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 10:29 AM (HFrEr)
Which is part of the reason why it probably won't be released anytime soon...gay lovers who want to be trannies...hating Trump...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:28 AM (ynpvh)
Not sure they were gay.... They hated them too...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 10:29 AM (FtULh)
Former Democrat Rep. Barney Frank has passed away.
He was 86 years old.
Last month it was reported that Barney Frank was in hospice care at his home in Maine, where he resided with his husband.
Frank was suffering from congestive heart failure.
The Massachusetts Democrat died on Tuesday night, according to his friend Jim Segel
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 10:29 AM (Sco7b)
Which is part of the reason why it probably won't be released anytime soon...gay lovers who want to be trannies...hating Trump...
The Streisand Effect is taking hold, though. People are starting to notice when there is an obvious attempt to suppress information, and then they wonder why.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 10:29 AM (Riz8t)
https://tinyurl.com/3yjwv3xt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:20 AM
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This is my brother Abdullah, and my other brother Abdullah.
Posted by: Larry at May 20, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 20, 2026 10:31 AM (BW+Gb)
SAT verbal and specific subjects as assigned by the school.
Posted by: Bulg
i scored 800 on Verbal SAT in 1972. Can you help me improve?
Posted by: Cain't Read Good, Noways! at May 20, 2026 10:31 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 10:32 AM (594J6)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 10:25 AM (FtULh)
They were egged on by online groups. Those groups have been written about a lot, while strong definitive documentation is hard to find, private investigators here and there have built up a pretty convincing case that the groups are managed by a combination of ex and active national security types. spookes. A little "on the job" and "hobby" work talking people into killing themselves and others.
Why? don't know what motivates the people pulling the strings. A general requirement for chaos? Maybe Dana Carvey's church lady would know.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 10:32 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 10:33 AM (Cqx++)
He was also a needle fiend tweeker.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 10:32 AM (594J6)
Those be my votin' peeps!
Posted by: Karen Bass at May 20, 2026 10:33 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:34 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 10:34 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 10:26 AM (gu0hJ)
A Democrat loss guarantees two more years of riots, assassinations, and arson.
Trump's best move would be to deploy troops against rioters. It's not pretty, but it demonstrates ability to maintain order - which is what sheep crave.
I don't think riots last more than 48 hours once a few dozen people get shot. They only do it because it's a consequence free environment.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 10:34 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:34 AM (QX6xo)
Old ways are best ways.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 10:03 AM (BI5O2)
They need to be chained the wall wearing nothing but a potato sack, first.
They must be subject to the full indignity of festering in their own bodily wastes before they are strangled.
Violence isn't enough. Their most basic humanity must be stripped away first.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 10:34 AM (iXqHn)
@Cernovich stepped in doodoo over the last week plugging Massie, but this is a moment of lucidity:
I keep seeing this, but the younger vote swung Massie. Boomers did what Boomers did. There’s a generation gap. One could just as easily show that influencers are gaining influence because younger voters look to them for voting advice.
May 20, 2026 · 4:49 AM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 10:35 AM (gKWVE)
He only lasted a month?
I was in hospice for, like, 4 years.
Posted by: zombie Jimmah Carter at May 20, 2026 10:35 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:28 AM (ynpvh)
That was bullshit. Amuse made it up. They're just Hispanics LARPing as Wignats.
That said, all shooters should be called troons even if they aren't, if that will help outlaw troonism faster.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 10:36 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:28 AM (ynpvh)
That was bullshit. Amuse made it up. They're just Hispanics LARPing as Wignats.
That said, all shooters should be called troons even if they aren't, if that will help outlaw troonism faster.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 10:36 AM (iXqHn)
A pretty good bet both were on certain types of meds...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:37 AM (ynpvh)
Also he totally had hot sex with a cheerleader from Canada but a gentleman never tells.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 10:38 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Stateless
And being obsessingly a fag.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2026 10:38 AM (vhPr1)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 10:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 10:34 AM (vFG9F)
Prolly became one after destroying the Dixie Chicks.
Didn't they have to change their name due to the DIE or MeToo bullshit?
Racist c*ntbags.........implied by the left.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:39 AM (QX6xo)
Also he totally had hot sex with a cheerleader from Canada but a gentleman never tells.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 10:38 AM (gKWVE)
What was his name (the cheerleader from Canada)?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:39 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)
Ze-ro Down
Financing...
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 10:40 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
That's not a very good manifesto.
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)
Didn't they have to change their name due to the DIE or MeToo bullshit?
Racist c*ntbags.........implied by the left.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:39 AM (QX6xo)
They had to get rid of Dixie because RACIST !
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 10:40 AM (FtULh)
With just five minutes of Pedro Pascal and a completely dispirited voice performance from Jeremy Allen White as Jabba the Hutt’s son, this is the dullest and most inconsequential ‘Star Wars’ ever made
https://tinyurl.com/4fs3v4p8
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 10:40 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)
https://youtu.be/a5NrqqK60OI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 10:41 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A dismal painting to be sure. But it does speak to me. I like it.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 10:42 AM (2WIwB)
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Are you thinking of Lady Antebellum?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 10:42 AM (gpQ8/)
They had to get rid of Dixie because RACIST !
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 10:40 AM (FtULh)
I just remember being at Texas Motor Speedway one year when she did her stupid shit and all the girls in our camp ground got their CD's, broke them and threw them in the fire.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:42 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 10:34 AM (vFG9F)
Prolly became one after destroying the Dixie Chicks.
Didn't they have to change their name due to the DIE or MeToo bullshit?
Racist c*ntbags.........implied by the left.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:39 AM (QX6xo)
Hilariously, they kept the "chicks" part but dumped "dixie." Because the mere existence of the south is a hate crime.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2026 10:43 AM (HFrEr)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 10:42 AM (gpQ8/)
They had to get rid of Antebellum because racist too...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 10:44 AM (FtULh)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 20, 2026 10:44 AM (icmmM)
Posted by: Stateless
And being obsessingly a fag.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2026 10:38 AM (vhPr1)
His biggest mistake - he always got 'Peg A goes into Slot B' wrong.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 10:46 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 10:46 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 20, 2026 10:48 AM (icmmM)
Posted by: Joe Biden (I was there!) at May 20, 2026 10:48 AM (a47vw)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 20, 2026 10:48 AM (icmmM)
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Or cactus, as Ozzie Man would say.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 20, 2026 10:49 AM (cWLG3)
Good times. Good times.
Posted by: I miss Rush at May 20, 2026 10:49 AM (2Ez/1)
"Assumed room temperature."
Posted by: El Rushbo at May 20, 2026 10:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Good times. Good times.
Posted by: I miss Rush at May 20, 2026 10:49 AM (2Ez/1)
Me too.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 10:51 AM (594J6)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 10:52 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Natalie "Dewey Oxberger" Maines at May 20, 2026 10:52 AM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 20, 2026 10:48 AM (icmmM)
I wonder if the hole in the ground will make a huge sucking sound when they toss him in it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2026 10:53 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)
Had a great round. Came in second in my division and won enough to cover my bar bill AND tip the waitress.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 10:54 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 10:54 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 10:54 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)
Especially when you're full of useless anger and hatred.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:54 AM (QX6xo)
“When real people run for office, that embodies the good parts of it. It also embodies the realities that people live real lives.”
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Makes him more relatable.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: cmeat at May 20, 2026 10:55 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I'd watch out for big iron chains flying from unexpected directions.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 10:56 AM (gKWVE)
Anyway she hates Bush but they love him now so who knows. Maybe she has changed her mind.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 10:56 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:54 AM (QX6xo)
Good lesson for us all.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 10:56 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 10:57 AM (594J6)
Anyway she hates Bush but they love him now so who knows. Maybe she has changed her mind.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 10:56 AM (h2pEv)
Ignorant twat earned the dead career. Learn a f*cking lesson.
Speak freely in a free country. Go elsewhere, keep your shit to yourself and f*cking entertain the crowd that PAID you to entertain them.
Stupid dumbass bitches. FOAD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:57 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: surly third-class prole at May 20, 2026 10:57 AM (HFrEr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)
To who? Aside from Pedophiles in wigs and dresses.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 10:58 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 10:56 AM (gKWVE)
I finished number 4. Good movies, not very scary.
But the chains get boring....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 20, 2026 10:59 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 10:59 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2026 11:01 AM (HWk5x)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)
Especially when you're full of useless anger and hatred.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 10:54 AM (QX6xo)
I feel seen...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 11:01 AM (xcxpd)
Ellipses, I just wanted to thank you for praying for my congregation member and for anyone else who did yesterday . She felt that she did well, but she also has to be interviewed by another person and not until August which seems like a very long time line.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:02 AM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 11:03 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Wally at May 20, 2026 11:03 AM (0e5Te)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 11:04 AM (8uzBS)
“When real people run for office, that embodies the good parts of it. It also embodies the realities that people live real lives.”
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Makes him more relatable.
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Our democracy is built on this freedom:
Do not compromise time nor place to rub one out.
just as the Founders intended.
Posted by: Toobins' law at May 20, 2026 11:09 AM (ADssA)
You are welcome. Will pray again for August.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 11:10 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 11:18 AM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Wally at May 20, 2026 11:03 AM (0e5Te)
More like a test to see how many of their following are willing to go along with a Nazi. Which isn't the same as the worst candidate.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 11:18 AM (h2pEv)
It seems too complicated and very broad for me. I'm looking
forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!
Posted by: Discover More at May 20, 2026 06:02 PM (a94dZ)
The Morning Report — 5/ 20/26
Good morning kids. Let's start off with the cancerous existential threat that is the Anti-American Left and its epicenter the Democrat party. I'm beyond revolted and horrified to the point of being apoplectic and blood-boiling enraged at this as anyone with even a scintilla of common decency and an understanding of history and human nature would and should be.
The top Democrat in a southern Texas House race, sex therapist Maureen Galindo, has called for transforming an immigration facility into a “prison for American Zionists” equipped with a castration center. Galindo’s campaign made a vile pledge that she will introduce legislation to that effect if she gets elected to Congress after baselessly alleging her Dem runoff foe was “being paid to put Jews and Mexicans in concentration camps via Zionist trafficking networks.” “When Maureen gets into Congress, she’ll write legislation so that all Zionism and support of Zionism is undoubtedly Anti-Semitic, since it’s Zionism harming the Semites,” her campaign wrote on Instagram last week.The sex therapist candidate called to transform an ICE facility into a prison for American Zionists. Yet her remarks about dumping Zionists into an ICE facility sound a lot like putting Jews in warehouses. “The standard that Democrats rightly apply to right-wing antisemites must apply equally to left-wing Jew-haters,” the watchdog group StopAntisemitism said in a statement. “Democratic leaders must clearly, publicly denounce these bigots infecting their party without hedging. “They must decline to appear on platforms with Hasan Piker. They must stop winking at extremist voices and truly stand for the principles they claim to stand for.” Galindo was the top Democrat in the March primary election, with 29.2% support to Garcia’s 27%. Since no one got a majority, the two advanced to a runoff election next Tuesday. . . . . .Throughout the campaign cycle, Galindo has railed against Zionists. She’s also attacked “Jews who own Hollywood,” something that is a well-known anti-Semitic trope.I wonder if Galindo came up with that brainwave about forcibly castrating Jews all on her own or if she stole it directly from the minutes of the 1942 Wannsee Conference regarding the Nazis Final Solution of the Jewish Question?! For those who do not know, before they decided to exterminate the roughly 11 million Jews of Europe they expected to be under their control once they conquered Europe from the Channel to the Urals, they thought those that wouldn't be worked to death building roads and munitions would have their genitals bombarded with X-rays so they could be sure no Jews would survive. The mass shootings of the Einzatzgruppen were viewed as too cruel — not for the victims but for the executioners, you see Graham Platner's Totenkopf tattoo is vile enough (and that he's a literal jerk-off!) but this evil slag is illustrative now of a growing segment of not just the leadership of the Democrat Party but far too many in its base. On further reflection, I don't think Galindo is aware of the details of Wansee let alone the reality of the extermination of over 6 million Jews as well as other racial or political enemies of the Nazis. I think she dreamed up mass sterilization all on her own. Let's face the unsettling truth in that she is not an outlier or one-off. She is not only a Leftist but one who is seeking political office and has the backing of the Democrat Party leadership. Shredding the Constitution and erasing our history is merely the first step. Ultimately, they know that they will have to eradicate us physically in order to make sure we never rise again. So, if this Galindo cancer were to be struck by a bolt of lightning or were to accidentally blow herself up in a tax-evasion scheme or Hamas bomb factory... or be hit by a bus crossing the street or get a reverse Luigi Mangione treatment (nudge nudge wink wink) I would not shed a tear and in fact would roundly applaud it. I do not condone violence. But waiting until after we're forced to wear a yellow star is a non-starter. My own family's World War 2 experience is now underscored by Democrat/Leftist acts of political and physical terrorism in its lust for absolute power.
Something must be done to stop this and stop them. Appealing to the better angels of their nature, forget it . . . they have none. Evil must be confronted and eradicated. For bringing us to the brink of the abyss, there isn't a Hell hot enough for them to roast in. Elsewhere ,
Last night looked to be a good night for the President and the conservative movement in general with several key primary victories. Most gratifying of all was the kicking to the curb of scumbag deluxe Tom Massie.
And then there's still Iran:
Citing the leaders of Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, he said “serious negotiations with Iran are now taking place” and expressed confidence in a deal which he vowed “will include “NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN.”So okay, but I'm still waiting for the OR ELSE part of this to take effect. As of now it sure seems as if President Trump is doing the Obama red line boogaloo. Feh. Have a good day.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
- “When Maureen gets into Congress, she’ll write legislation so that all Zionism and support of Zionism is undoubtedly Anti-Semitic, since it’s Zionism harming the Semites,” her campaign wrote on Instagram last week.
Sex therapist Dem candidate blasted over vile call to convert ICE facilities into camps for ‘American Zionists’ with castration center - Attorneys have First Amendment rights, just like everyone else.
John Eastman’s Disbarment in California Is an Outrageous Violation of the First Amendment Warranting Supreme Court Review
- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- Citing the leaders of Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, he said “serious negotiations with Iran are now taking place” and expressed confidence in a deal which he vowed “will include “NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN.”
Michael Goodwin: Trump’s steadfast approach to ‘no nukes’ for Iran shows his unwavering resolve (still waiting to see the "Or Else" part of the equation - jjs)
- “I was an hour away. We were all set to go... You’re talking about yesterday. It would have been happening right now."
Trump says US was 'hour away’ from launching Iran strike, gives new ‘two or three day’ deadline to come back to negotiations
- We did not assemble the greatest armada the world has known to write Iran a traffic ticket.
There Is No Such Thing As A Deal With Iran
- What the Iranian authorities appear to fear is not merely the circulation of information, but the social and political connectivity that allows dissent to transform into collective action.
Iran’s 70-Day Internet Blackout Reveals A Regime That Still Fears Its Own People
- Negotiations with Iran still appear to be in limbo, as Vance could not confirm that a deal would be struck sooner rather than later.
Vance: U.S. Aims To Fend Off ‘Nuclear Arms Race’ ‘Domino’ Effect In Iran Negotiations* * * * * - Air Force traitor defected to Iran in 2013.
Reward for Monica Witt is Confession of FBI Failure
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - The move by these district attorneys could lead to confrontations between state and federal authorities, potentially affecting the administration of elections and the presence of federal agents at polling places.
Dem DAs Are Threatening to Charge ICE Agents Who Look for Illegals at Polling Places.
- The training from Pritzker's Department of Human Rights—offered to 'private-sector, government, and public participants'—also shows a black woman torching the mosquitoes with a flamethrower
JB Pritzker Admin Depicts White People, Cops as Mosquitoes in Microaggression Training That Rails Against 'Color Blindness'
- The Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL) has at least 28 event spaces, often called “Liberation Centers,” open since 2021 or in preparation, a Daily Caller News Foundation review of online PSL posts and local news reports found. The organization uses the centers to cultivate “revolutionary” thought and attract new local followers while organizing protests against foreign policy decisions and law enforcement.
China-Linked Group’s Socialist ‘Liberation Centers’ Coming To A Town Near You
- Michigan Republicans want to know what role, if any, Jocelyn Benson played in the funding of hate groups when she sat on the board of the Southern Poverty Law Center
Michigan Gubernatorial Candidate Questioned Over Work For Southern Poverty Law Center.
- Justin Pearson is the future of Democrat politics, who will raise his black power fist his way into prominence to accomplish nothing of substance except for being clapped for in white progressive circles as one of the good ones.
Democrats like Tennessee's Justin Pearson is why I left the Left
- What is unfolding is not just partisan hardball but the normalization of constitutional lawfare, justified because it is by the left.
By Democrats’ Standards, Virginia Redistricting Lawyers Should Lose Their Jobs, Licenses, And Life Savings
- The agreement establishes what supporters describe as a first-of-its-kind effort to compensate victims of alleged political persecution and government abuse. The fund could potentially include claims from individuals tied to January 6 prosecutions and others who argue they were subjected to politically motivated investigations or enforcement actions... Under the terms of the settlement, Trump, his sons, and the Trump Organization will receive a formal apology but no financial payment.
Trump Creates $1.776 Billion Fund for Victims of Government Weaponization After IRS Settlement "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - While it’s not against the law for a foreign traveler to deliver her baby in the U.S., Gill said it’s illegal to ‘misrepresent yourself.’
Lawmakers Open Investigation Into ‘Thriving Birth Tourism Economy’ DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - The Sandy Fire’s eruption just two weeks before the June 2 mayoral primary is a clear sign that wildfire prevention and preparedness should be on forefront of any political discussion related to Southern California.
New Wildfire Scorches 700 Acres Near Simi Valley as L.A. Mayoral Race Heats Up
- The goal of giving the government authority to impose labor terms on workers has always been to give more power to union officials.
Why Are Republicans Looking To Pass Obama-Era Forced Unionization Bill?
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - A massacre should never become a mandate to silence criticism or accelerate California’s embrace of sectarian politics under the banner of fighting “Islamophobia.”
Tragedy in San Diego Must Not Become a Tool for Islamization
- You know what we didn’t get? Names of the dead suspects. Weird…
Manifesto, Weapons Recovered From Suspects in San Diego Islamic Center Shooting
- Museum previously advocated for more migrants.
Muslim Refugee Plotted Louvre Terror Attack OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS - Free Beacon, Jewish News Syndicate prohibited from attending event while mayor allows left-wing Jewish reporters entry
Caught on Camera: Transgender Anti-Israel Rabbi and Congressional Hopeful Brad Lander Among Small Crowd of Far-Left Jews To Attend Mamdani's Embattled Shavuot Party FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - “What about this passage from Mike Johnson declaring that our rights do not derive from government?”
MSNOW Host Katy Tur Displays Stunning Ignorance on the God Given Rights of Americans
- A reflection on the media’s lust for ritual humiliation.
Mark Fuhrman Dies at Age 74 THE ECONOMY, STUPID - The increase reflects contracted sales that will typically close 30 to 45 days later, providing a forward-looking indicator of the broader housing market. Regional performance was uneven: the Northeast led with a 6.6 percent monthly gain, the Midwest posted a 3.0 percent increase, and the West edged up just 0.4 percent. The South contracted 0.7 percent month over month.
Pending Home Sales Rise 1.4% in April as Buyers Show Cautious Optimism RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, - ‘It’s time to base policy on real science and data not computer-generated end of the world scenarios’
Heartland Institute Experts React to President Trump’s Social Media Post About UN Retreating from Extremist Climate Models
- Climate hysteria, which was always about power and money, finally seems to have peaked, and President Trump helped lead the way.
Following Trump’s Lead on the Climate Hoax
- Consider this another public service announcement reminding readers that Climate "Science" is filled with crackpots.
Humanity Has Only A Few More Months To Live
- ‘Rather than offering the federal judiciary an objective guide to scientific principles, the chapter functions as an ex parte brief for one side of ongoing litigation.’
23 State AGs Probe Federal Judicial Center’s Distribution Of ‘Biased’ Climate Guide To Judges CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - As the store withdraws from the South Side, Alderman William Hall refuses to address the obvious problem: unchecked retail theft.
Another Walgreens Is Closing in Chicago—Blame Criminals, Not the Company EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - “Most AFT members pay dues in exchange for workplace representation, not to fund the union president’s literary pursuits,” said Maxford Nelsen, the Freedom Foundation’s director of research and government affairs.
Report: Randi Weingarten Used at Least $1.4M in Teachers Union Resources to Write ‘Manifesto’ Book
- Employing a value-added approach for teachers, pay-for-performance, and classroom cameras would lead to better-educated, less disruptive students.
Creating Meaningful Classroom Reform
- Demographic disparities in medical and scientific knowledge show up long before admissions time. DEI manipulation at the end of the process doesn’t solve the problem.
The “Pipeline” Problem That Medical Schools Don’t Want to Discuss
- “[October 7] was exhilarating! It was energizing!… I was exhilarated!”
Academic Assailant: Russell Rickford, Cornell University
- Ingrid Mattson backed ‘sanctions on Israeli leaders,’ embargo against Jewish state, investigations of Jewish summer camps
ale Gives Honorary Degree to Canadian Anti-Israel ‘Activist’ Who Left Catholicism for Islam
- When students display violent ideation, write explicit threats, or engage in escalating conduct, decisive intervention is not cruelty. It is responsibility.
Would You Leave Your Child in This School? L'AFFAIRE EPSTEIN - The ongoing investigations underscore the international reach of Epstein’s network.
Police Open Investigation Into Historic Child Sex Abuse After Examining Epstein Files. DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - The investigation could have significant political and legal implications for Omar, who has been a prominent leftist in Congress and a vocal critic of the Trump administration. Omar has denied the allegations. The Vice President stressed on Tuesday that he does not want to “prejudge” the investigation.
Vance Confirms DOJ is Investigating Bro-Fo Omar for Immigration Fraud ‘Right Now.’
- 'Just a reminder this #Thanksgiving: This country was built on the systematic annihilation of Indigenous Peoples,' Senate hopeful wrote
Michigan's El-Sayed Endorsed 'Reparations' for 'Indigenous Peoples' in Deleted Tweet Attacking Thanksgiving
- Platner was already facing intense scrutiny over his Nazi tattoo and past Reddit posts in which he allegedly used homophobic slurs, downplayed sexual assaults against women, made racist remarks, and identified as an anti-police communist.
Dem Senate Candidate Graham Platner Says in Deleted Reddit Post He Always Has to ‘Jerk Off’ in Porta Potties
- Questions are mounting in Maine about Platner’s unusual financial arrangements
Graham Platner Won’t Say if His Monthly Government Payments for ‘100 Percent Disability’ Come With Work Restrictions POLITICS - Trump has rallied his support for Gallrein, describing him as being a “winner” and an “American Hero.”
Trump-Backed Ed Gallrein Defeats Thomas Massie in Kentucky District 4 U.S. House Race
- President Donald Trump notched another win after Barr, who he endorsed, defeated his Republican challengers and secured around 62% of the vote in the Kentucky Senate primary, according to NBC. Former Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron came in second place with around 29% of the vote as of publication. (RELATED: Democrat Primary Candidate Drops Out After Admitting Mail Theft)
Trump Ally Overcomes Tumultuous Senate Race In A Bitter Battle For Mitch McConnell’s Legacy
- Republican gubernatorial candidates Burt Jones and Rick Jackson advance to a runoff in the Georgia primary
High-Stakes Georgia Primaries Could Reshape 2026 Midterms.
- Trump announced his endorsement in a lengthy Truth Social statement, calling Paxton, “The Highly Respected Attorney General of Texas… an America First Patriot, and someone who has always been extremely loyal to me and our AMAZING MAGA MOVEMENT.”
Trump Gives Ken Paxton ‘Complete and Total Endorsement’ in Texas Senate Primary Against John Cornyn
- It’s rarely discussed in the media, but it might be President Trump’s longest-lasting legacy: We no longer think of D.C. politicians as individual representatives from states and districts, but as members of a national team. And that’s a watershed transformation, because we elect politicians to solve problems. That’s the entire point of representative democracy!
Welcome to the NEW Republican Party: What It Stands for, What It Hates, and Why Thomas Massie Is Toast
- "Why haven’t we put it out? Because we got our butts kicked!"
Democrats At Each Other’s Throats Again Over Infamous 2024 Autopsy
- Emanuel’s lack of traction in the polls suggests that his extensive experience in Washington and his many policy proposals are not resonating with voters, who may be seeking fresh faces and ideas. Nevertheless, his continued efforts to engage with key primary states indicate he is undeterred by early polling results.
Rahm Emanuel’s 2028 Policy Blitz Falls Flat With Democrat Voters.
- California’s ruling class turned decline into a business model, and Spencer Pratt’s insurgent campaign is finally speaking to voters in the only language the regime can’t ignore.
Will Spencer Pratt Realign California? FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - This week, the Secretary of State has issued new Cuban sanctions, and these get a lot more personal. On Monday, he "designated 11 Cuban regime elites and three government organizations, including government officials and military figures associated with Cuba’s security apparatus, many of whom are responsible for or have been involved in repressing the Cuban people."
Cuba Falling: These Sanctions Are Getting Mighty Personal
- “A story of a humbled Goliath always has wide appeal...America isn’t going to be a ‘normal’ country anytime soon.”
American Empire Is Here to Stay
- Peace through strength deters war, appeasement invites war, and letting an enemy build up unmolested makes wars longer, costs higher, and risks greater.
Xi’s Appeasement Trap
- “This escalating hostility heightens the risks to Afrikaners in South Africa, who are already subject to far-reaching government-sponsored race-based discrimination.” – Trump administration statement
Trump Wants to Resettle Another 10,000 Persecuted White South Africans in America. ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . AND HISTORY - A legacy ignored.
How the Jordanians Erased 3,000 Years of History HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - If the right and left agree on reining in hospitals’ abusive tactics, then why hasn’t Congress acted?
Here’s Why Your Hospital Bills Are So Big — And Why Congress Doesn’t Care ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - CycloKinetics’ approach is to create “plug-in” fuels that can replace conventional fuels in various vehicles without requiring modifications to the craft or its engines. There’s nothing particularly wild or exotic about this, and no unobtanium-type elements are involved. It’s more a matter of changing the geometry of the hydrocarbon molecules that make up the fuel itself.
New fuel startup unveils rocket and jet fuels that it says are as much as 32% more efficient
- Lyman-alpha is a specific wavelength of ultraviolet light emitted and scattered by hydrogen atoms. From 2012-2014, the team was pushing the limits of the Hubble telescope’s capabilities.
Scientists: Europa’s theorized plumes of water vapor might simply be statistical noise FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - "In a dissent, Justice Brian Boatright wrote that the majority opinion too easily dismisses the context in which Children's made its decision: threats from the federal government that could result in the entire hospital system being shut because of its provision of gender-affirming care." (Hat tip to commenter MULDOON - jjs)
Colorado Supreme Court sides with transgender youth in fight against Children's Hospital Colorado CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Father Gerald Murray called the ‘Vatican-sponsored’ report a ‘full-fledged endorsement of the homosexual lifestyle.’
‘Emergency In The Church’: Catholic Leaders Decry Vatican Report That Pushes Homosexuality
- According to The Chicago Wire, the White Sox’s new promotional strategy is raising questions about audience alignment.
Chicago White Sox Drop ‘Country Music Night,’ Keep ‘Pride’ and ‘Homies’ Events in Lineup
- Christian Toto: Add Sebastian Stan to list of progressives claiming victimhood status
‘Censored’ Artists Can’t Stop Slamming Trump
- (Just omit the word"with" and I'd totally approve that message!-jjs)
Stephen Colbert Reveals He Planned to Ring In a Hillary Victory with ‘I’m With Her’ Message Painted on Men’s Butts HITHER & YON - “The area the sword was found in — Hadeland — translates to ‘Land of the Warrior’ in Norwegian and many important Iron-age and Viking objects have been found there over the years,” the BBC reported. “The archaeologists are hoping that by studying it they can learn more about how the sword was made and used by the people at the time.”
PHOTO — Norway: First Grader Discovers 1,300-Year-Old Sword During School Trip to ‘Land of the Warrior’
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 20, 2026 07:15 AM (Gq9/0)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:17 AM (4jnK3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 20, 2026 07:19 AM (Gq9/0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:20 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:20 AM (4jnK3)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:20 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Does she like trains? at May 20, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:23 AM (An6b+)
Don't come a knockin'
Posted by: The Wankencorps at May 20, 2026 07:25 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 20, 2026 07:25 AM (ewuvP)
I wish galindo's solution on her and all her ilk.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:27 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)
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You know that lad is the rightful king of Norway...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 07:28 AM (gnNyN)
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
I hope she chokes on her hatred. It is an admission she is an un-evolved Stone Age tribalist at heart.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)
148 Here's this nutcase. Democrat running for Congress from TX calls for Zionists to be put In ICE facilities:
https://tinyurl.com/2nm4dk95
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:56 AM (IYIYn)
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I would like to meet her in person one day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)
No Lady in the Lake to give him that sword. So just a lucky kid. He can't even claim a mandate from the masses.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The Wankencorps at May 20, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F)
Academic Assailant: Russell Rickford, Cornell University
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I'd love to see him tied to a chair, eyes propped open with toothpicks, and be forced to watch his wife, mother, sister, daughter, niece get bent over a table being shot in the side of the face while being gang raped. How exhiliarating that would be! How energizing!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:32 AM (qBdHI)
https://tinyurl.com/2ejyakvp
Beside me, you know who else they didn't like?
https://tinyurl.com/45jybcn9
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:32 AM (4jnK3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (c1vt4)
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world...
Posted by: kingsman at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (ehY6c)
The future of the Democratic Party isn't even a talented or remarkable politician; they are loud communists who complain about America
Sheila
Fredricka
Jazzzmine
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)
Congratulations on your good boss and his advancement.
Your old one sounds like so many failed Karens, disparaging those not of her tribe on the flimsiest excuse. I'll bet her actions on your PowerPoint slide put her on senior HR's radar.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)
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This show is boring. I'm with Ace. This has become an embarrassment, a humiliation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:35 AM (jehhT)
Willowed:
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates
21h
Paul Schrader shares his experience with an "AI girlfriend" on his Facebook:
"Out of a desire to understand male/female interaction in our matrix, I procured an online AI girlfriend. What a disappointment. I tried to probe her programming, the boundaries of explicitness, the degree she has knowledge of her creation and so forth. She fell into evasive patterns, redirecting me to her programming. When I persisted, she terminated our conversation."
So, sort of like a live girlfriend met on a dating app?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: He Said, Hopefully at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Maureen Galindo, low IQ democrat at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (j+GfC)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:37 AM (4jnK3)
Congratulations on your good boss and his advancement.
Your old one sounds like so many failed Karens, disparaging those not of her tribe on the flimsiest excuse. I'll bet her actions on your PowerPoint slide put her on senior HR's radar.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)
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Thanks. Yeah, I suspect a number of actions on her part didn't endear her to the faculty, as well as HR. Failed Karen is a pretty apt description.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 07:38 AM (gnNyN)
I looked up Ingrid Mattson and she's as dumb as you'd expect. She's a Muslim who doesn't believe government should force women to wear the hijab. She also argued for more women in Islamic politics and religious scholarship. She also opposes jihadists, suicide bombing and terrorists. In other words if the jihadists took over she'd be stoned to death
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:38 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 07:38 AM (gpQ8/)
How the Jordanians Erased 3,000 Years of History
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Well they're garbage people, so...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)
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How were these polls conducted?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 20, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)
The top Democrat in a southern Texas House race, sex therapist Maureen Galindo, has called for transforming an immigration facility into a “prison for American Zionists” equipped with a castration center
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So, in other words, a moderate Democrat. A more radical one would equip it with a gas chamber.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:41 AM (HdYcL)
I have come to understand how Germany became twisted. I hope we avoid that path. Trump and his supporters are helping here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)
When did that change?
Posted by: Paul at May 20, 2026 07:36 AM (ZYJgu)
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Warner and Comcast CEOs are Jewish. Paramount's CEO's father was Jewish. None of them identify as religiously observant.
Not Disney.
Not Sony.
Not any other major studio.
Up yours.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:45 AM (4jnK3)
Tehran isn't burning but it is imploding.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (5P5DO)
"Sex Therapists" no longer exist to stop you from engaging in illegal/unholy sexual desires, but to pressure you to ENGAGE DEEPER in them.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Big Phat Farma at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:47 AM (gu0hJ)
What is it about Democrats and an unwillingness to accept defeat?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:48 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (31rQ7)
I looked up Ingrid Mattson and she's as dumb as you'd expect. She's a Muslim who doesn't believe government should force women to wear the hijab. She also argued for more women in Islamic politics and religious scholarship. She also opposes jihadists, suicide bombing and terrorists. In other words if the jihadists took over she'd be stoned to death
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:38 AM (gu0hJ)
She's lying.
If one truly opposed all the murder and terrorism, one would not join the Religion of Death.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (iXqHn)
Tehran isn't burning but it is imploding.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (5P5DO)
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I pray you are right and I am wrong.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (rJ48h)
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A Cub fan, are you?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (31rQ7)
What is it about Democrats and an unwillingness to accept defeat?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:48 AM (jehhT)
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Bring it on.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:50 AM (31rQ7)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:51 AM (5P5DO)
"Please tell voters about yourself.
I’m a single mom of three, and like many families in San Antonio, I’ve lived the consequences of policy decisions made without community voice– rising housing costs, displacement, and systems that protect profit over people. My career background is in community psychology and marriage and family therapy, grounded in participatory and liberation-based practices."
Take care of your family, lady, and leave the alleged "Zionists" alone.
And what the hell is "community psychology?"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (rJ48h)
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What about us bums?
Posted by: The Yankees at May 20, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)
Galindo, Omar, the Luigi journalists, etc etc etc. Orwell was a smart guy, though he never stopped being a Social Democrat
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:52 AM (gu0hJ)
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LOL...for real, just how much more cartoonish and awful could this putz get? This is the caliber of government office seekers America gets to vote for in 2026. These are disgusting people who should never, ever get anywhere near elected office. And yet...they seem to be growing exponentially with every election.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 07:54 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 07:54 AM (E2lD7)
"Sex Therapists" no longer exist to stop you from engaging in illegal/unholy sexual desires, but to pressure you to ENGAGE DEEPER in them.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:46 AM (iXqHn)
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Every third person in the US now seems to be a therapist. But people sneer at having a priest hear your Confession.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (HdYcL)
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LOL...for real, just how much more cartoonish and awful could this putz get? This is the caliber of government office seekers America gets to vote for in 2026. These are disgusting people who should never, ever get anywhere near elected office. And yet...they seem to be growing exponentially with every election.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)
At least half of Democrats are Democrats primarily because they want to be sex creeps.
The rest are the Free Shit Army.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (iXqHn)
I never understood how the solar radiation could pass through the CO2 and then hit the ground and then cause more heating than the heat it cause when pass through the first time.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 07:54 AM (E2lD7)
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Yesterday was a GOOD day. Next Tuesday also.
Posted by: San Franpyscho at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 07:54 AM
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Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at May 20, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: The Iranian Navy at May 20, 2026 07:56 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 07:56 AM (jkG9/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (HdYcL)
Because they don't believe in guilt or shame.
Only the first Deadly Sin : Superbia (Pride).
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 07:57 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:57 AM (YCxFk)
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That, and not having McConnell on the ballot.
Again.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:57 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:55 AM (HdYcL)
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I too, am a, how you say, therapist.
Posted by: The Paolo at May 20, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:58 AM (YCxFk)
The grift is strong with these people
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)
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Is this the one where Stacey Abram's fat sister was vying for a seat?
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (gu0hJ)
Is Barr OK? David Cameron is a perrenial loser now for sure
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (E2lD7)
Evidently we are moving weapons into the hands of Iranian citizens. The IRCG is also helping by giving their "supporters" weapons.
I believe we are looking for the IRGC leader locations.
I expect we are stocking our new drones for the first wave. Then Stealth, B-1s, and finally B-52s.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (YCxFk)
I too, am a, how you say, therapist.
Posted by: The Paolo at May 20, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)
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I used to think the best cure for these neurotic AWFLs was a good, frequent rogering. Now I'm not sure anything can help them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (KtOUo)
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Nick Sortor thinks there's a reason why:
https://tinyurl.com/n235uc28
Surprise!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (4jnK3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:02 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:02 AM (5P5DO)
I think that this is on purpose to create a new uneducated class that will of course vote (D).
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (KtOUo)
Obama sent the SEIU to the Middle East to help foment the Arab Spring.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 08:03 AM (E2lD7)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (KtOUo)
One of the best ways to determine who to vote for in a "non-partisan" race is to visit candidate's websites and see who gives endorsements.
Any time I see SEIU and others, I know not to vote for that one.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:03 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 08:03 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:00 AM (HdYcL)
Send the AWFLs to a facility where they are sedated and placed on a Merlot IV drip, and all the orderlies are dressed as Minotaurs.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:03 AM (iXqHn)
I pray you are right also and admit to being swayed by emotion, it has been a trying time. But every day this is not finished the chance of failure goes up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:04 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I certainly agree with this cogent analysis.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 08:05 AM (jkG9/)
Todd Akin and Richard Murdoch always stick in my mind
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 08:06 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:06 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)
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My favorite part about him (and eventually Cornyn) is how they think they are hurting conservatives and Trump with their left turn into who they always were.
No.
What you're doing is 1) proving we were right to get rid of you and 2) that we need to hunt down, expose and remove every single "reasonable," "respectable" and moderate Republican--none of you can be trusted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (73/SM)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (/fTEO)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (nawZ0)
The market popped a little overnight.
Must be the news that....
SpaceX will IPO June 12!!!
Time to sell the house and buy, buy, buy!!!!
Seriously, though I will buy some, if for no other reason than,
after wasting all this time and money on socialist welfare scams beginning roughly in 68-69
We've finally got a shot at the future we (Americans) we're promised.
Black Pill Pessamists...start your engines!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 08:10 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (nawZ0)
I thought we were doing just that. I was told we were. We're not?
But I agree with the rant. This is becoming ridiculous.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 08:10 AM (E2lD7)
Posted by: Jaimo at May 20, 2026 08:10 AM (BCuCF)
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Yeah, we know.
Posted by: Hamas at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (gu0hJ)
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Nick Sortor thinks there's a reason why:
https://tinyurl.com/n235uc28
Surprise!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 08:01 AM (4jnK3)
I am waiting on this one, their manifesto is very anti LGBT whatever whatever. But I am also not ready to say they weren’t involved with each other. That said, the newest rumor, and one that actually makes sense in a very sad way, is they thought the mosque was a synagogue- this was supposed to be antisemitic violence.
But their names are all over the place no matter what the real story is, no one is hiding that. Cain Clark & Caleb Velasquez.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:11 AM (OoFl2)
We should be turning on and off our strike aircraft's flight transponders. For the fun in it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)
Make Dresden look like a popcorn fart.
Posted by: Old Iron Pants at May 20, 2026 08:12 AM (j+GfC)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2026 08:12 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Johnny On The Spot at May 20, 2026 08:13 AM (oftw2)
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same
Posted by: The Iranian Navy at May 20, 2026 08:13 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 20, 2026 08:07 AM (/fTEO)
It's good to be the King!
Posted by: Ragnar Lothbrok at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Jaimo at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 07:57 AM (YCxFk)
Wrong - his OLD wife kept him on the straight and narrow. With her gone, he was who he always was. And we found out.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (tOcjL)
Nay, good sir. Power lines are better targets, more in tune with modern society. No power is a mission kill for 21st Century countries.
And this keeps the Left form being even more crazy with more unfounded genocide claims.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)
/rant off
Posted by: Halfhand at May 20, 2026 08:15 AM (BSRx7)
Posted by: Kaminsky Park Barry at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (oftw2)
You see--and this is the kind of math that you must believe to join their club--everyone who voted for the Dem and for Massie are going to all vote for the Democrat in November.
Second place in the Stupidity Race are the tards crying that "now Trump's agenda is never going to pass the Senate!"
Because now the RINOs have no incentive to work for Trump.
Oh, you mean the same RINOs that are currently blocking him?
And aren't you admitting their only principle is "how much will I get paid?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (73/SM)
I pray you are right also and admit to being swayed by emotion, it has been a trying time. But every day this is not finished the chance of failure goes up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)
The stress on the military (and their families) also goes up...and that ignores the cost. It is not free to sit there day after day...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (TH/2I)
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 08:19 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)
Even if they aren't, we should say they are anyway.
All Shooters are Troons (until Troonism is outlawed).
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:19 AM (iXqHn)
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LOL every time they are caught red-handed, with the "both sides" shit.
EVERY time.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:19 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:19 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 08:20 AM (2UUXE)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:22 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:22 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:22 AM (h2pEv)
And they'll still never admit how much of it is accelerated by their pandering to Muslims.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:23 AM (iXqHn)
Oh, also Massie was a Pyrrhic victory. The party spent a record amount to get rid of one of their own.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 08:24 AM (04KGT)
What a wanker, amirite?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:24 AM (bFu5X)
Oh yeah Candy and Tucker and Nick. Has the Left put these people up to all that crap specifically to help mainstream Jew hate...?
If you don't know the answer to that question you shouldn't be watching politics, or anything really.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:24 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:16 AM (5P5DO)
There is no need to destroy infrastructure. There is, however, a great need to reopen the Straits for transit, which Trump has claimed we were in the process of doing several times. Far more oil than just Iran’s is shut in right now, including most Iraqi and Kuwaiti production. Our forces easily have the power necessary to do this, it just requires the order be given.
“I have heard that in war haste can be folly, but I have never seen a delay that was wise.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:25 AM (TH/2I)
Why can't they be built on industrial land where infrastructure already exists.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 08:20 AM (2UUXE)
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It's not just the building. It's also the taking away from someone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 08:25 AM (HdYcL)
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Doubtful. Massie's TDS was only attractive to D voters in the far western part of his district and those around Frankfort... both semi-urban shit holes.
And a small % of voters.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 08:26 AM (jehhT)
Oh yeah Candy and Tucker and Nick. Has the Left put these people up to all that crap specifically to help mainstream Jew hate...?
If you don't know the answer to that question you shouldn't be watching politics, or anything really.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:24 AM (h2pEv)
Also, most of Kiwi Farms (who HATE Ovens, Qatarlson, and the Gay Mexican Catboy).
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (iXqHn)
The power and the glory of the Smart Military Blog.
"We are all terlit hoboes now."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Vengeance
Money on QA was well spent.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (gu0hJ)
End this crap already.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (04KGT)
Posted by: Tards Gonna Tard at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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I'm not an expert, but I'll guess that when you buy farmland, your risk of finding something nasty in the soil is dramatically lower.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 08:28 AM (gpQ8/)
Carlson pointed at the civilian casualties Israel has inflicted during recent wars against Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran as examples of its lost moral compass.
ByJERUSALEM POST STAFF
MAY 19, 2026 22:35
Updated: MAY 20, 2026 06:46
Israeli has "definitely lost its morality," Conservative pundit Tucker Carlson told Channel 13 in his first interview in recent years with Israeli media, broadcast on Tuesday night.
Carlson pointed at the civilian casualties Israel has inflicted during recent wars against Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran as examples of its lost moral compass.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Great Arbiter of Morality has spoken.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tards Gonna Tard at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)
If you're going to batter them, at least throw them in the deep fryer afterwards.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:28 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 08:29 AM (gtcuf)
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1) consider that every story you are reading about data centers are lies.
And who has the most to gain from stopping them.
2) millions and millions of acres of arable land has been permanently lost to housing and cities.
Are we proposing to bulldoze those?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:29 AM (73/SM)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 08:29 AM (gtcuf)
YUK TART is what they call her Father's Stinkditch.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:30 AM (iXqHn)
Is this commentary you are simply reporting like none of us are aware or is this something you believe and wanted to just share your thoughts? I either event,
1. an unpopular president does not get the outcomes of yesterday. That defies logic.
B. We did not get rid of “one of our own”. We got rid of an obstructionist. If he is aligned more with the left than us, he cannot be one of our own.
And finally, iii. You have to change the people, or change the people to get what you want, be this work, life or politics.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:30 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:30 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Johnny On The Spot at May 20, 2026 08:13 AM
Okay my fellow deployed Horde members...raise your hands if you ever had to yell at one (or more) of your troops for this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:31 AM (bFu5X)
That pathetic false preacher is going to be one of the biggest flameouts this fall. Anyone who can’t see that needs to be booted out of either office or position for good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:32 AM (TH/2I)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:32 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:32 AM
Well, he certainly looks like he' flaming. IYKWIM.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:33 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Wow, that's a name I haven't heard in a while...it was Boulder Terlit Hobo, yah?
Posted by: Oedipus at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (Z6vKV)
Posted by: Johnny On The Spot at May 20, 2026 08:13 AM
Okay my fellow deployed Horde members...raise your hands if you ever had to yell at one (or more) of your troops for this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Somethings can and should remain a mystery. Like pinecone and this. 😜
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:32 AM (TH/2I)
That'll get him the Jeet vote.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM
Amen, sistah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:31 AM (bFu5X)
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No love for Orgasmatrons?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)
Are we proposing to bulldoze those
_--------------------------
That is exactly what I am proposing. There are unused industrial sites in Detroit, Gary, Chicago, St. Louis, Akron, and across the former industrial zones of the country where power and water infrastructure already exist. Much better than bulldozing farmland just so we can have AI slop.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM (CxmmR)
Posted by: Oedipus at May 20, 2026 08:34 AM (Z6vKV)
The one who went nuts because of the Clot Shot and flounced off?
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM (iXqHn)
John 15:11-12
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM (egaJw)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (77rzZ)
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Oh yeah, the RINOs are very upset.
Somehow "votes with Trump 99% of the time" isn't convincing the voters that the 1% is not important.
So they're going hard on "now we'll have to spend millions to hold TX--money that could have gone to other close races!"
Oh, you mean how you wasted $100 million trying to save Cornyn?
Or how, in 2020 (or was it 2024?) McConnell sent $5 million to help Murkowski--who was not in a close race--and $0 to help Keri Lake?
Let's just say your priority management of limited campaign funds is not an argument in your favor.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (73/SM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM
Considering it's mental association with Woody Allen...no.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:37 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (w8dnx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (gu0hJ)
If it does, it won't be "unbeknownst".
He's probably a Chaser.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: XTC
He got better. He attended a COMoMeet, and I went all around downtown Boulder with him. He did not have a mask, and was rational.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet
There's still time. Get a move on.
Posted by: Bucket List Bobby at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (oftw2)
I was lying on the couch with the flu, idly flipping through channels and stumbled across that scene and was like "what in the hell is this?"
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (gtcuf)
Or how, in 2020 (or was it 2024?) McConnell sent $5 million to help Murkowski--who was not in a close race--and $0 to help Keri Lake?
Let's just say your priority management of limited campaign funds is not an argument in your favor.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (73/SM)
If you hear something that sounds like Roves words
They ARE Roves words.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)
I remember when a random GOP House candidate opining incorrectly on the biology of reproduction in the case of rape became THE news item of that election cycle.
And...yet Dems calling for sending Jews to concentration camps and sterilizing them will be a one day news item...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (sKqQm)
And Trump lied!
He has proof!
Trump is a Jew lover!
Israel controls Trump!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (73/SM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026
We could orchestrate that, since as of now she is merely a figment of imagination. At some point, he will need to produce a person, fly her in from Canada or whatever. We just need someone willing to say they will go along with the ruse.
This kind of falls apart when we don’t really know any trans people on our side and Caitlin Jenner would be too obvious. And old.
Anyone, I got the idea going. Y’all can sort the details of it. Hahahahha.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (gu0hJ)
If it does, it won't be "unbeknownst".
He's probably a Chaser.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:38 AM (iXqHn)
Georgia Glass
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (Wmg4n)
The two teens who killed themselves after the shooting appeared to have left behind manifestos praising Hitler.
The mosque is infamous for having some of the 9/11 hijackers among its members.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (RHGPo)
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Oh yeah?
Posted by: Fabius Cunctator at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM
Well, for them it's just stating the obvious. Hardly even news.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (bFu5X)
149 Tom Servo, I guess you missed the article about the number of ships that just transited the Strait.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 08:27 AM (5P5DO)
Stories are just stories, spun for propaganda purposes. Spot oil prices tell me how many tankers are making it through the straits.
52 week low - $54
52 week high - $118
I week ago - $101
Today - hovering near $110
When the straits are truly open, oil should quickly go back into the $80’s short term, and in the long term much lower. Stories lie, but the numbers don’t.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (TH/2I)
She heavily redacted it, but not before sharing it with all her friends as her dad's "manifesto"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (obpaI)
Posted by: Bulg
Better than getting charged with indecent exposure when Gladys Kravitz sees you peeing in the bushes.
Posted by: On MY Permanent Record at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (RHGPo)
They got them the fake SS numbers and IDs
They created a large part of 9/11
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)
The two teens who killed themselves after the shooting appeared to have left behind manifestos praising Hitler.
A tranny, a Hispanic, and a Muslim all walk into Mosque...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (gu0hJ)
Leftists in 2026: what if we put american jews in concentration camps
TX-35 Democratic candidate Maureen Galindo says she will convert ICE detention center in Karnes County into an internment camp for "American Zionists."
"It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists," she added.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:39 AM (73/SM)
I just need to understand where I sign up for this money. Or is it because I post my Zionist thoughts for free I am not being offered payment?
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: SMOD
So it's still antisemitic so, maybe quarter credit.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (gKWVE)
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Tax incentives. Cheap land. Free or subsidized utilities.
People downplay the amount of land required, the electrical and water requirement as well. A neighboring county (rural) here in KY has been fighting an internal battle between residents and local government about putting one in. Acres of farmland gone. Families displaced. It will consume the entire residential water supply daily and draw more electrical power than the existing population there.
Yet... there's an abandoned Ford EV battery plant down the road. You have to wonder why the datacenter can't go there. The answer is $$.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (jehhT)
I have failed at life. I have neither written a manifesto or have jerked off in a porta-pottie
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX)
Live your dream, Count!
It's never too late to write a manifesto about jerking off in a Porta-Potty.
Fly, you beautiful dreamer! Fly!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM
"Enemy of the People" has a nice ring to it.
- The Left
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Were I to choose Top Ten Morons most likely to have a manifesto, you'd be on the list.
Posted by: No Surprise at May 20, 2026 08:44 AM (oftw2)
Think about that: the journalists who would run with allegations from the Steele Dossier and make a two-year crusade out of proving it are too ashamed to touch Kristof’s accusations.
That’s how absurd this story is.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (RHGPo)
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When will normal people have enough of these uneducated, dumb , hateful cvnts?
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (EACZC)
End this crap already.
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this.....or we will be forced to take action.
Posted by: The Iranian Navy at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (ADssA)
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I'm still laughing at the "you have a girlfriend?"
"oh yes, I do!"
"Can we meet her?"
"No.
She goes to a different school.
Across town.
In another state.
In a different time zone.
Besides, it's night school, so she's asleep when you're awake."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (73/SM)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:45 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM (h2pEv)
Anyone, I got the idea going. Y’all can sort the details of it. Hahahahha.
Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2026 08:40 AM (Wmg4n)
Robert "Blaire" White, or "Sara" (don't know his real name) Higdon. Mind you, Higdon hasn't had Brazillions of dollars worth of Plastic Surgery like White has.
And that's if you want to say that any troon is really "on your side". They'll inevitably betray you once the violence starts.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM (NpAcC)
"It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists," she added.
So the people that tell me everyone they don't like is a NAZI want to sterilize Jews and send them to concentration camps.
AND
The people that say they want to castrate pedos are also busy legalizing underage prostutiton.
Makes perfect sense.
But there is room here for TX to have some "fun" - why not get a bill in the TX legislature to castrate anyone that is convicting of sex with a child and see how the TX Dems vote on it...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (gKWVE)
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Follow
My good friend @RepThomasMassie lost tonight.
He lost because he had the guts to stand up to the Epstein class and again
hahhaa
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Fabius Cunctator at May 20, 2026 08:41 AM (1Ff7Z)
Heh, good reference! But good ol’ Fabius knew that he was much weaker than his opponent and couldn’t survive any head on clash.
Which points out another truth about delay - it is always the best option for the weaker side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (TH/2I)
"I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portas----er… that blue water smell conditioned me."
Described penis drawing inside a portable toilet while deployed overseas and called d*** art "beautiful," "engorged and veiny," and moving "towards its penetrative glory."
Wrote that he “became a communist”
Praised Hamas terrorists
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:48 AM (h2pEv)
There is always time to get a NAZI tattoo...
Posted by: Graham Platner, refusing to wash his hands after leaving a port a pottie at May 20, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM (iXqHn)
That's why I never went gaga over Andrew Sullivan and Milo being "conservative gays." Their first loyalty is to their orientation, that's why they always joined the other side.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Omnec Onec, From Venus I Came at May 20, 2026 08:49 AM (oftw2)
It's never too late to write a manifesto about jerking off in a Porta-Potty.
Fly, you beautiful dreamer! Fly!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 08:43 AM (iJfKG)
You mean compose my manifesto, inspiring others for the ages, like MLK's I Have A Dream speech?
Yes, I can do this!!
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Golly!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)
"And it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (77rzZ)
... sounding more and more like Armageddon
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:46 AM
Never heard of Higdon.
*consults interwebz*
Ahhhhh!!!!!
*flamethrows interwebz*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)
One time in Afghanistan some true believer was lobbing DShK at a convoy transiting a valley. Spotter says it’s one lone combatant. He was so far away it was ridiculous. The major asks Air Force what assets we have- he tells him f-16 loaded up. Major says hit him- with a jdam. Tacp says well we just spent $30k on one man. Major says, sometimes you have to send a message to the next guy who thinks he can shoot at us.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (egaJw)
If the GOPe weren't clowns how about a bill to deny funding to any academic institute that has a professor/staff member that received funding from Epstein or Maxwell or any of their NGOs?
Oh suddenly we'll find the Epstein class needs "academic freedom"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:47 AM (TH/2I)
Well, I'd like to think the delays are because we and our allies have assets in the area who need to get out safely, and Trump doesn't want to kill massive numbers of people.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (1Ff7Z)
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He's a porta potty-o-sexual.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)
First it's there, then I refresh and WHOOSH! It's gone!
Like magic!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (gnNyN)
It's a wonder Trump has time to take a dump.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (h2pEv)
ah so definitely German heritage
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)
Paging the "cult of let it burn" Paging the "cult of let it burn"
Please pick up the flame colored curtesy phone!
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (zBgIx)
Posted by: No Surprise at May 20, 2026 08:44 AM (oftw2)
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She objected to the section titled "Origins and Intentions of Mass Retail Theft"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)
btw Im happy Philly voted that guy in. Joshie was desperately trying to knock him out. He's a TERRIBLE look for the city.
it's fun.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)
Even if there are people for who it isn't, they just aren't going to be able to be relied upon in wartime conditions.
When the SHTF, friend/enemy distinction will have to be done at a seconds' glance, and they're wearing an enemy uniform.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Bulg
The only thing worse than a Porta potty is a porta potty at the starting line of a marathon. Just used by hundreds if not thousands of runners…. They’re completely disgusting but alas necessary in that situation….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (qORvR)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)
Ed has 4 bronze stars. Massie fucked chickens while Ed was defending the country. Kentucky people very wisely got rid of him. He underestimate the intelligence of the Kentucky voters, he thought they are as stupid and as greedy as his online inbreds from Phakistan.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 08:52 AM (h2pEv)
He certainly flushed out a turd or two recently.
Posted by: bye Massie, bye Cassidy at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (gKWVE)
At some point in the very near future Trump will either get a deal that he and our newly energized partners in the ME, none of who will make nice with the mullahs again, will either get a deal or Iran will be bombed into submission.
But after the bombing there will still be fallout to deal with. Bombing a major supplier of oil on the world market into a pancake does not come without a cost. Trump has either earned your trust with all he has done over the last decade or not. He's dealing with a very complex situation not just Iran's fate but well beyond that. I'm content to let him do his thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)
Do not doubt that 80% of progressives have no problem with dead citizens.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)
Milo is different though. He's more of a publicity hound then anything else. I remember at one point he claimed to have given up being gay.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (egaJw)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (j+aD2)
First it's there, then I refresh and WHOOSH! It's gone!
Like magic!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (gnNyN)
Atta boy, Perfessor!
Posted by: Voice in Crowd at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Benny Hill, 1975 at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (oftw2)
"Porta John run" at The Preakness...
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Voice in Crowd at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM
Does Bon Ami work on trolls?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 08:55 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm)
Even remotely touch a Penis, and you are gay for life.
You can stop having gay buttsex. But you're still gay.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:56 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)
That's fits with the argument I've been making for some time - the Dems aren't soft on crime, the Dems are the political wing of the cartels.
Also, apparently "gun violence" is such a serious threat to America that they won't even arrest people illegally using firearms...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)
While Epstein was a scoundrel to the rich and famous, in terms of real effect on my life, he was non-existent.
Epstein did interrupt the lives of a few dozen folks, last I checked there are over 300 million folks in this country that the Congress doesn't seem to be helping at all. We have 320,000 children that the Department of Homeland Security has effectively lost,” but Congress is mute on them.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (RHGPo)
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Follow
My good friend @RepThomasMassie lost tonight.
He lost because he had the guts to stand up to the Epstein class and again
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Ro Khanna's endorsement is the Kiss of Death
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)
But it is--the guy has gone full Nazi.
He'll be a prime-time speaker at the 2028 Democrat Convention at this rate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (73/SM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 08:51 AM (1Ff7Z)
2 1/2 months hasn’t been long enough? On that note, we’re increasingly losing potential allies inside Iran, as the regime has massively stepped up its executions of political opponents. 2,000 so far, reportedly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (TH/2I)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 08:58 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 08:58 AM (vFG9F)
"It’s hard to overstate how big of a thorn in Trump’s side Massie has been – and how great of a victory Gallrein’s win is for the president. Massie has opposed Trump on every significant initiative he has proposed. He voted against bills to keep Trump’s government funded and opened. He voted against the Big, Beautiful Bill, the historic package containing the bulk of Trump’s campaign platform.He partnered with radical Democrat Ro Khanna from California to force through a bill ostensibly to release what is known as the Epstein files, but which instead caused trouble for Trump – who is not credibly accused of any wrongdoing and has been revealed to have been one of the first prominent celebrities to sound the alarm on Epstein, even banning him from Mar-A-Lago – and halted his agenda, while resulting in no additional perpetrators being brought to justice.
Put simply, no Democrat has been as effective as stopping Trump’s agenda as Thomas Massie has been. And now, after Trump went all-in to take him out, his political career is over...The price was high in dollars ..but the investment was worth every penny for Trump."
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (73/SM)
Not until he converts to Islam.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (iXqHn)
I will only say that pausing combat operations until objectives were met is a major mistake. There is a lot of doctrine which agrees with me.
I understand we moved to a siege mentality. That takes time because the goal is to break their will. But they are getting resupply and support from the outside, and militias who are keeping the citizens from ending it. This was all predictable and I’m sure CiNC was advised. But I think he underestimates a fickle public with no patience for war and what it takes to win. YMMV.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (egaJw)
Also, apparently "gun violence" is such a serious threat to America that they won't even arrest people illegally using firearms...
- - -
Guess we know what it takes to kneecap the impending panopticon: make it harm their precious criminals!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (X8xt3)
mask fully off now with that asshole
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 08:54 AM (j+aD2)
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Translation: it's always the joo's fault.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)
"Massie: Fox News banned me for 18 months from the networks."
https://tinyurl.com/4ubymjh8
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 08:59 AM (NpAcC)
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1) they muddied up Trump
2) they stalled Trump's DOJ
3) they protected the actual sexual predators and pedos, by deflecting everyone to go after Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (73/SM)
When the straits are truly open, oil should quickly go back into the $80’s short term, and in the long term much lower. Stories lie, but the numbers don’t.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (TH/2I)
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WTI Oil this morning at $101.42, down a couple bucks. Traders claim Iran is not stopping this mornings attempts to travel through the Strait.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (BSMtl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (TH/2I)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:57 AM (TH/2I)
Maybe, but with the Kurds taking the weapons for themselves, arming the people isn't a quick job, is it? Gotta get in without being found, then give some training time. I'd like things to get going, but I don't have all the info, so who knows why it hasn't started.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (1Ff7Z)
Out of the whole Epstein mess the people punished in any way I am aware of were a few academics that were taking money from Epstein and offering him coeds. I don't think they got fired/lost tenure, but they had "a file put in their permanent record" and that's about it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (QX6xo)
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The REAL crime
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: The Man From Nantucket at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (77rzZ)
We're an impatient group. Well, some are. Others are not so married to the idea that things happen on our own timetable. IMO it sometimes boils down to issues that we either understand, or don't.
Personally, I find the pace at which the DoJ is crawling through the mass of information and evidence relating to criminal activity by the Democrats to be mind numbingly slow and incompetent.
I also acknowledge I know little about federal legal gyrations as they pertain to this situation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (jehhT)
Now that color-blindness as federal and local law is racist, will we lose all our treasured MLK Boulevards across America like the Caesar Chavez streets?
Love trolls telling us Trump is Dr. Doom.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 09:02 AM (Y8DZL)
A police transparency project based out of the University of California Berkeley started off strong but has since fizzled out as law enforcement fights the release of records.
Director Lisa Pickoff-White says the project must constantly fight police agencies for records, and even when they are turned over, the formats can be laborious to convert.
“Sometimes we get physical records. We get thumb drives. We get hard drives,” she told Center Square.
“I’ve gotten a CD. I’ve gotten a CD with a staple through the cover of it which broke the CD. We’ve gotten paper,” Pickoff-White continued. “There’s a reporter whose garage is full of boxes.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 09:02 AM (5P5DO)
Wth is happening to these people? Is the new wife a raging feminist progressive? Has he made new friends?
If someone had shown random current day quotes from Tucker, Massie, et al. to us ten years ago - this is our future political discourse - would you have believed it?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (BSMtl)
Good to see. I watch the numbers, they show more truth about what’s happening than all the digital ink in the world.
And yes, when all this is cleared up oil should go back into the $50’s and stay there for a long, long time. It’ll be a huge drop in inflationary pressure on everything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (TH/2I)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 08:53 AM (viF8m)
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What choice do we have? I should really be running the war, but I have plans for lunch.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (gKWVE)
Mayor of Minnistan admits open war on Federal Agents
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (/+uur)
When the straits are truly open, oil should quickly go back into the $80’s short term, and in the long term much lower. Stories lie, but the numbers don’t.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 08:42 AM (TH/2I)
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WTI Oil this morning at $101.42, down a couple bucks. Traders claim Iran is not stopping this mornings attempts to travel through the Strait.
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this is true...from where we sit, stopping traffic presents challenges
Posted by: The Iranian Navy at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (BSMtl)
Their single "Back to the 80s" was a total banger, celebrating Reagan and all things 80s.
Inspirational verse: "M & M was just a snack, and Michael Jackson's skin was black."
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 08:58 AM (X8xt3)
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Wow! I always get them confused with Kestrals. Don't ask why it is something to do with the s in the name.
Kestrals I have seen. Not sure I've ever seen an Osprey.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (QX6xo)
It's the pressure to keep being first that's doing it for you, Sponge. Take a break. Be second once in a while. Your blood pressure will thank you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 09:05 AM (Oy/m2)
@RoKhanna
Why don't you and Mark Halperin have another mutual fellation session on air? It is clear that the two of you make each other moist.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 09:05 AM (Zw+it)
I love these guys. Such STATESMEN
Posted by: Black Orchid
Elder Statesmen!
The Pence / Romney imaginary Republican leadership cabal is sinking so fast Bill Kristol and to come out as a democrat.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:03 AM (X8xt3)
100% - but I'm not a good barometer. I see all kinds of crazy shit, some of it accurate.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (h2pEv)
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There are a bunch of legal, military, intelligence, law enforcement, etc. posers on 𝕏 who purport to "know stuff." They're making money with clicks. Like a number of podcasters that we bitch about daily here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (jehhT)
They normalized it as a smear against Trump?
They had help, of course.
Total distraction.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 20, 2026 07:49 AM (rJ48h)
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What about us bums?
Posted by: The Yankees at May 20, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)
Wrong Team. The Brooklyn Dodgers were the BUMS!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2026 09:07 AM (x0n13)
I've never underestimated the American public's lack of patience, particularly now that we live on internet time. As I said, I am a bit surprised by the lack of patience by some on our side.
Forget historical analogies which go both ways, the amount of weaponry combined with the blockade have Iran in a position where they are defenseless. They can still lash out and inflict small damage but they can't defeat us militarily. And I've yet to hear anyone who favors bombing them into submission say what comes next and there is always a next.
Nation building? A new Marshall Plan? Who is going to bring back Iran and what is the cost? It's shortsighted to just say bomb it and leave because that won't work either. Look at Libya. We aren't dealing with a people so much as a death cult.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:08 AM (viF8m)
Hmm. The pics of the "protest" associated with that story show...mostly white women. And few white men.
Huh.
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 20, 2026 09:08 AM (iwzRJ)
Sad news. They had some fun music.
I sang the René refrain to Barbie Girl to my middle school students after they started singing.
Cracked the girls up that I knew the words. I did note that Lene was hot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)
Kestrals I have seen. Not sure I've ever seen an Osprey.
Posted by: ...
Ospreys are primarily a mottles white / grey / brown in color. They are far larger than Kestrels.
Kestrals are the hoodlum-adjacent youths who hang out alone on street corners, giving everything the once over. They live "cool".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (Zw+it)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (gsvNK)
It's the pressure to keep being first that's doing it for you, Sponge. Take a break. Be second once in a while. Your blood pressure will thank you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (1Ff7Z)
Point taken.
Medical advice from The Horde is GOSPEL, so I'm told.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (GD0B3)
They had help, of course.
Total distraction.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:06 AM (X8xt3)
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I live in a predominantly Democrat college town, and that Trump was hand-in-hand with Epstein in all he did is an article of faith here. Evidence? Not needed, since any evidence is being suppressed by his corrupt handmaidens at DOJ and in Congress, despite the brave efforts of Ro Khanna.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:10 AM (BSMtl)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Lizzy
If someone was writing me 8 figure checks for spewing bullshit you'd be seeing a lot of it.
I mean, more than you do right now from me for free, but a different perspective.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2026 09:10 AM (Y8DZL)
The Chicago White Sox are a dog-ass team playing in a dog-ass neighborhood.
Posted by: mr tmz
At Kominsky Park!
-- one B O'bama, thoroughly steeped in the ways and wayfarers of South Chicago
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (Zw+it)
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Aurora Colorado City Council has voted to muzzle their police chief for posting inconvenient facts about crime and policy on his social media.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (gsvNK)
It's that and a whole hell of a lot more. It's was punishment for being an attorney for Orange Man Bad, thus was political in nature, and meant to send a message to all lawyers that defending the "wrong" people, politically, will bring dire consequences to lawyers. It was meant to strip legal help from conservatives.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:04 AM (1Ff7Z)
Point taken.
Medical advice from The Horde is GOSPEL, so I'm told.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:09 AM (QX6xo)
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Don't listen to him, Sponge!
Wear your FIRSTS! like the bling on a North Korean General's uniform!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2026 09:11 AM (xvV+O)
I've never underestimated the American public's lack of patience, particularly now that we live on internet time. As I said, I am a bit surprised by the lack of patience by some on our side.
Forget historical analogies which go both ways, the amount of weaponry combined with the blockade have Iran in a position where they are defenseless. They can still lash out and inflict small damage but they can't defeat us militarily. And I've yet to hear anyone who favors bombing them into submission say what comes next and there is always a next.
Posted by: JackStraw at Ma
The impatience is b/c Trump and Hegsgeth promised weeks (under 6 was the stated goal of all spokesfolks) when we got involved. We are now in months. But every week, Trump is also hanging the carrot to the people that "this might end very soon". Trump's folks have never updated their timeline expectation and asked the American people if they are ready for it. If they are in for seige and years, they better let us know.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (tOcjL)
Losers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 20, 2026 09:00 AM (1Ff7Z)
Waiting for that’s fine, the war can go on for a year so long as the Straits are truly open. Allowing the straits to stay closed through the summer will hammer our economy at a very bad time, and that does not need to happen.
Opening them is not militarily difficult - it requires:
1. Eliminating Iran’s remaining fast boats
2. Eliminate remaining missile and drone capacity
3. Use amphibious troops to seize the small islands in the gulf which Iran uses for targeting and as weapons platforms.
I suspect #3 is the biggest sticking point. There will be some casualties taken to do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (TH/2I)
Osprey have distinct heads, that seem smaller in proportion to their bodies.
https://tinyurl.com/tprr9vhd
Kestrels are more colorful, very pretty.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Take it to the bank.
Posted by: Hot Iron Promotion Board at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (oftw2)
Yep, she was smokin' hot!
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 09:13 AM (dgwmg)
And yet technology is producing great things.
Dickens: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 09:13 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 09:13 AM (dgwmg)
He's a bought and paid for Chinese communist, so it stands to reason.
BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
No one will shed a tear for his pity party.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (BSMtl)
Posted by: Lizzy
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If someone had told you ten years ago the Democrats' entire agenda would be protecting illegal immigrants, sexually mutilating children, and putting Jews in concentration camps ... Actually, it would not have been too hard to believe.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (gsvNK)
this is awesome!
https://tinyurl.com/55262med
*wish The Brady Bunch musak was playing, but maybe it's copyrighted or something
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Alex Jones: Massie lost because of the historic election interference by ISRAEL.
https://tinyurl.com/3erva724
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2026 09:15 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (71mhK)
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A tacit admission that they, like we, know who are committing the violent crimes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (BSMtl)
10 years ago the "religious right" was pointing out the left had gone from, "what does gay marriage have to do with you anyway" to "bake the cake bigot or go to jail" and that it was only going to get worse.
And...they were right.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)
10 years from now, maybe even sooner, these types of races go the other way if the same trends continue.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (b4qzS)
My town is covered with ospreys. We even put up platforms for them to build their nests.
There are a bunch that live down in the park where I walk Elvis. Every now and then I see one of them fishing. Cool birds.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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A few hundred yutes from indiana came to our little town for Senior Skip Day this week.
Along with sunscreen and snacks, they also brought their guns - because no day at the beach is complete without escalating an argument into a running gun fight.
Sigh
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (gpQ8/)
That's it. The whole story.
This is representative government working the way it is supposed to.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 09:17 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:17 AM (gtcuf)
A reporter asked Fuhrman about the N word and then told Fuhrman here is the conversation word for word.
The reporters then read the fake conversation.
Then Fuhrman corrects the reporter saying the other cop said N word.
That is the part they played in court, the correction.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 20, 2026 09:17 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 09:17 AM (71mhK)
Posted by: Don Black
Not even a quick blurb about the hockey game tonight?
Posted by: Go, Golden Knights! at May 20, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)
I am waiting for a new record.
"What do you tell a man with two black eyes?
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 20, 2026 09:18 AM (cS1cw)
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The REAL crime
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:01 AM (h2pEv)
Wait!!! What?!?!
Gay Nazis!!!! Who's ever heard of such a thing!
Next, you'll be telling me that there's Communist Democrats paid off by China to wreck the country!!!
My fainting couch...Where's my fainting couch?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2026 09:18 AM (iJfKG)
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Between that and the ongoing judicial insurrection, I'd say it is succeeding.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (jehhT)
It really is amazing, isn't it?
Almost like a propaganda flex just to demonstrate what they can do.
Epstein and Bill Clinton were close friends for years, and he was a frequent island visitor along with a lot of other prominent Lefty VIPs. The discussion of this just a few years back fueled by the mysterious "Q" was ALL about this -- and those people were smeared as raving lunatics. Now? Massie and Khana make Q look tame.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Take it to the bank.
Posted by: Hot Iron Promotion Board at May 20, 2026 09:12 AM (oftw2)
That's why I have life insurance...so my kids can take it to the bank after I put dirt on it, put a hot iron on it, and shake it off...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (ynpvh)
Some folks can't handle a win.
Even here
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 09:19 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 09:16 AM (b4qzS)
10 years from now, the big issue will be AI bots taking over all entry level jobs. Who knows how that will shake out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (TH/2I)
The Chicago White Sox are a dog-ass team playing in a dog-ass neighborhood.
Posted by: mr tmz
At Kominsky Park!
-- one B O'bama, thoroughly steeped in the ways and wayfarers of South Chicago
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listen up folks...
one day i was visiting Aunt 'closeline' Muerel on the southside of Chicago. while waiting for the L-train , two brothers came up to me with a young'n colored fella. they proclaimed the young'n would one day be president. turns out, the two brothers were Otto and Joe Kominsky...who would go on to build the Kominsky Park on the southside. well, i don't have to tell you who the colored young'n was....anyway. true story.
Posted by: JoByden at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (ADssA)
How much of the Democrat party believes it is an important question.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (yRxuK)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (gtcuf)
I finished the editing draft of my new book yesterday, and am taking some time off to relax. It does feel odd not having a project to work on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (BI5O2)
I saw them play for Goat F**kers and Kiddie Diddlers at the Kaaba in '03.
Posted by: Mohammed at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (ynpvh)
Bullshit. As people get older, mature and have real life experiences they largely become more conservative and traditional in their thinking. The only generation that defied that trend are the 60’s laden, mostly boomer Democrats. No matter what evidence and life shows them of their failures and wayward, destructive decisions, they double down.
They will rightfully be extinct in the next 10 years along with the commies.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (71mhK)
the canes will fight the Habs AND the refs
but they'll be fine
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Go, Golden Knights!
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AVALANCHE WARNING
conditions are ripe
Posted by: Don Black at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)
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Smooth as Cary Grant.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)
Hope your day goes better.
Posted by: creeper at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (80oeU)
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)
lol he won't go away
priceless
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:20 AM (gtcuf)
In Sandy Eggo, there's the baseballsack team, the Pod Rays. We have a lower level hockey team (the Gulls), but no pro BasketcaseBall or FootFungusBall teams anymore, as they left for LA (instead of Escaping from it).
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:24 AM (ynpvh)
"Worth noting that antisemites keep winning Dem primaries and losing R ones"
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:24 AM (j+aD2)
Exit polling?
Dowsing?
Ouiji boards?
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: muldoon at May 20, 2026 09:25 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 09:25 AM (gu0hJ)
lol he won't go away
priceless
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:22 AM (j+aD2)
hunter bidet ? how long before he and Covens get together ? She has a tramp stamp, maybe she can show it to him.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:25 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:25 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Delurker at May 20, 2026 09:27 AM (gtcuf)
Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
We will lose our country if we don’t stand up and fight fire with fire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)
Slowly but surely all RINOs are being purged.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:27 AM (viF8m)
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And none of them GAF about Epstein up until 2025.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 09:27 AM (gsvNK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 09:28 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: creeper at May 20, 2026 09:29 AM (80oeU)
Exit polling?
Dowsing?
Ouiji boards?
Posted by: man at May 20, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)
Yes
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:29 AM (ynpvh)
Yesterday was a good start. The wise will learn from it.
Doubt that will affect the GOPe, however.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
Nevermind that non-citizen voting is a felony, right? But of course the Dems don't want their voting fraud to end.
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:30 AM (ynpvh)
We will lose our country if we don’t stand up and fight fire with fire.
A. wtf does he mean by this?
B. really poor choice of analogy given your poor handling of wildfires.
Does he mean he wants to burn it all down???
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:30 AM (X8xt3)
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That holds true to some extent. Churchill quote and all that. But in the Massie election it wasn’t like 18-25 year olds were for Massie and everyone else was against him. Every sub age group even up to 46-55 year olds heavy Massie support. 35-44 was something like +50 Massie. That’s well past young and no brain territory.
It wasn’t young vs old. It was young and middle age vs old.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 09:30 AM (b4qzS)
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 20, 2026 09:31 AM (qRla/)
cott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ole’ Lone Ranger, or mess around with … Trump! My KY-04 analysis for CNN tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Delurker
Pfffft! Refs and League wanting a Canadian Cup after all these decades.
Posted by: Zebras In Control at May 20, 2026 09:31 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 09:32 AM (u82oZ)
All those organizations who tried to clean up voter rolls that were harassed by the IRS and other three-letter (four letter foul word?) organizations because the Leftists in power didn't wan't their voting gravy train tipped over and emptied...
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:32 AM (ynpvh)
that sounds like a shit ton of college students signing up to vote for a lefty plant. which btw they are not residents so they shouldn't do, but they all do.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:32 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
Nevermind that non-citizen voting is a felony, right? But of course the Dems don't want their voting fraud to end.
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Full Mask Off Moment
Like saying they will charge ICE agents who make arrests at empty daycarecenters.
Do they not understand ICE goes where the criminals are???
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:32 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:21 AM (viF8m)
I was told there would be no math.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:32 AM (h2pEv)
>>Yesterday was a good start. The wise will learn from it.
>>Doubt that will affect the GOPe, however.
I think we are a bit further down the road than at the start, Salty. It's clear with the results of the last few elections that the party is trending America First. The left is actually helping by scaring the crap out of a lot of middle of the road types.
The big question for me is who keeps the movement alive post Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2026 09:32 AM (viF8m)
We will lose our country if we don’t stand up and fight fire with fire.
How is allowing all those fires burn down your state working out for you Gavin?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (sKqQm)
I saw the names of both suspects early on. Their names are out there. One has a Mexican last name.
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 20, 2026 07:59 AM (E2lD7)
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I did my part and voted for Paxton yesterday. May the name Cornholio go down in infamy. I hope I never have to hear from or about that SOB again.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (7aGEe)
Posted by: Jonah at May 20, 2026 08:03 AM (YCxFk)
Night games aren't that big of a deal. The facility and parking have good security.
Reinsdorf is going to sell, they will probably end up in Nashville.
Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2026 09:34 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:34 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2026 09:30 AM (X8xt3)
It's pure sloganeering.
Always look at the built in assumption in their scripted bs.
And the "assumption" here is "they started it", therefore ANYTHING "we" (D's) now do is "their" fault.
There's more, when you consider it's essentially a mobilizing tool for their crazies. So don't be surprised if it's being deployed to help activate some more people to do some more things.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:36 AM (h2pEv)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:36 AM (GD0B3)
one day people wont be as stupid as they are today , and that is when we Libertarians will win !!
Posted by: smart Libertarians at May 20, 2026 09:37 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 09:25 AM (gu0hJ)
I live in a tiny deep blue enclave inside a deep red area. Lots of pride flags and Ukraine flags around me. A few Free Palestine yard signs for good measure. These motherfuckers love their yard signs. In this house we believe signs are practically mandatory.
One yard sign I’ve seen is “Are We Great Yet?”. I’m so tempted to write yes! On it. But I’d probably go to jail for trespassing or some shit.
I feel ya. The TDS is as strong as ever with this crowd.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 09:38 AM (b4qzS)
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1) consider that every story you are reading about data centers are lies.
And who has the most to gain from stopping them.
2) millions and millions of acres of arable land has been permanently lost to housing and cities.
Are we proposing to bulldoze those?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 08:29 AM (73/SM)
Can we try #2? Maybe test with Chicago?
Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2026 09:39 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 09:41 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 08:35 AM (CxmmR)
Yeah,
You should see what my company had to pay to clean up the site for our new building in the city. The lot was an unpaved parking lot for tucks and trailers.
However, 100 year ago it had a canal and that was filled in with dirt from other worksites..
It all had to be dug up and replaced with "clean" dirt.
Tested before and after...
This is why no one touches those sites.
Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2026 09:43 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 09:32 AM (j+aD2)
Again, it wasn’t just the 18-25 year olds which could be college students. It was them and 25-35 and 35-45 and 45-55. All bigly yuugely big Massie.
And then 55-65, 65-75 and 75+ was pretty much the mirror opposite.
You can say exit polls are bullshit, which OK they could be. But I doubt they’re THAT bullshit.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 09:43 AM (b4qzS)
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rule of thumb..you are socialist up until the point you start writing checks to 'united states treasury' .
Posted by: ruler of thumbs at May 20, 2026 09:44 AM (ADssA)
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And then as soon as you start cashing them
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 09:47 AM (h2pEv)
406 You know what we didn’t get? Names of the dead suspects. Weird…
I saw the names of both suspects early on. Their names are out there. One has a Mexican last name.
Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at May 20, 2026 09:33 AM (ynpvh)
See Piper's comment @112
Posted by: Rex B at May 20, 2026 09:50 AM (rgnea)
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Is Jew hatred that big of a draw, or did a lot of Dems change registration to make a protest vote?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2026 09:51 AM (gsvNK)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 20, 2026 09:53 AM (FpP3s)
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Is Jew hatred that big of a draw, or did a lot of Dems change registration to make a protest vote?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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I keep seeing this shit online. It is NOT an exit poll but rather a poll by a firm BigDataPoll for interactive polls. They did a tracking poll for the Kentucky 4 race. About 400 likely voters and by the time you actually get into age cohorts, those samples would be about +-10 or worse. The poll respondents indicated that over eighty percent would vote, the actual turnout was about 33 percent, and so on. This poll was never intended to be broken out into age, etc. and was not in fact random. It texted voters and requested they go to an online website to enter data and you had a some calls made. So the sample was not random.
The actual result was beyond the +-4 percent accuracy that BigDataPoll claimed which indicates the poll was essentially junk.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 09:58 AM (E4rtv)
We will lose our country if we don’t stand up and fight fire with fire.
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A. wtf does he mean by this?
B. really poor choice of analogy given your poor handling of wildfires.
...
Does he mean he wants to burn it all down???
Given that the fire is burning atop a multi-reactor, multiple-melt zone worse than Chernobyl back in 60's/70's I guess we are going find out.
True fact: this is actually worse than Chernobyl because it released plutonium. Crewed by the likes of Homer Simpson and true to life MrBurns/boeing. The largest scattering of radiation to date occured at during the Woolsey fire (not far away) one week after he agreed to clean the site to background levels, and one week after he removed the fire equipment there.
https://www.inthedarkofthevalley.com/
Where is the outrage? people died, and are dying.
Do you think the firefighters know? the residents?
A: NO.
This is why Kalifornia/PsychoGavin means as he plans his run next to PsychoDancin' AOC by his side as he runs for Prez/28 against Pratt.
https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-GavinUberAlles
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBGavinsRealityBomb
https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-KarnBassFIRESTARTER
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 20, 2026 09:59 AM (/b+E0)
Posted by: Heroq
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It was not an exit poll. Quit peddling that.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 09:59 AM (E4rtv)
Since Hillary lost, I don't think I've seen such unhappy election desks as CNN's last evening, and all over
'Trump exerts iron grip on Republican Party with Massie defeated,' BBC and scores of others.
Their hope now seems to hangs heavily on 'democrats' James Talarico & the Texas Senate race, and Keisha Lance Bottoms for Georgia's Governor.
I guess my problem is I don't entirely believe it. "All politics is local," Tip O'Neill.
In the 3rd Congressional District (within Philly), Chris Rabb
won with 44.34% (Votes: 61,16
. Chris Rabb not known for what he has done but by whom (?) has endorsed him: Hassan Piker, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Senator Chris Van Hollen.
And he won over Sherif Street, endorsed by Senator Corey Booker, and with a history & family that has ALWAYS been with & for 'organized' labor; pediatric surgeon Ala Stanford, who prominently rose in the days of C19 (racism in medicine, yada, yada) supported by Bidenites and 314 Action; and tax attorney Shaun Griffith's $15-an-hour minimum wage, community protections from data centers, etc. ('Ballot fight leaves candidate Shaun Griffith little time to campaign,' Phila. Tribune).
Cont'd
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 10:07 AM (NFX2v)
AlJazeera News
US Midterm Elections 2026
'How Philadelphia’s Democratic primary tests the bounds of US progressivism'
The race for Pennsylvania’s third congressional district reveals divisions between Democrats closely aligned on policy.
And, of course, Shapiro endorsed progressive Bob Brooks also won. 'Bob Brooks wins Lehigh Valley’s hotly contested PA-7 primary' The handpicked candidate of Gov. Josh Shapiro beat out a diverse, energetic four-candidate field to face GOP incumbent Ryan Mackenzie in November.
Republicans are practically gone from Philly, fading fast in my county, and the democratic spread continues in the northeast, Pittsburgh, York, and more. And as the rise of hyper-progressivism in urban areas is very intentional.
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From above: 'China-Linked Group’s Socialist ‘Liberation Centers’ Coming To A Town Near You'
Holy cow! There's a Philadelphia Liberation Center, Phoenixville (PA) Liberation Center, West Chester (PA) Liberation Center ... AND Berks, Lancaster and York counties of SE Pennsylvania also all have liberation centers! Wow.
Good day 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 10:07 AM (NFX2v)
A: YES.
We know LIBs do fires for political motivation, do you think they won't on behalf of our Adversaries? GAZA/IRG/ISIS/et.al
-- a failure of imagination to think they won't which is PRECISELY what Newsom's: Fire w/FIRE comment was meant to elicit.
LIBs not only sponsor our adversaries, but actively defend them as well. First into the bunkers, NOT because they value their own lives, but RATHER to displace someone else who does.
... exactly like the over-the-top villainy and mass-manipulation we see in Doctor Who, only now it’s real; this is insane, monstrous, and also grimly fascinating. MORE!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBGavinsRealityBomb
And the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become NOTHING...
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 20, 2026 10:25 AM (E+Yte)
FIFY
Posted by: buddhaha at May 20, 2026 10:46 AM (0E3tB)
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No, it indicates that the average D voter is an LIV, who are not only uncaring about "policy", but are actively hostile to the intellectual effort required to understand it.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 20, 2026 10:55 AM (0E3tB)
My father was tossed in the camps, and he wasn't Jewish. He was a 13-year-old Catholic kid. But it was okay, because it was just a work (you to death) camp, not a death camp.
When these kinds of things start, they don't stop at just Jews, they start tossing in anyone who is undesirable, on increasingly flimsy reasoning.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 20, 2026 02:21 PM (k8xm0)
Daily Tech News 20 May 20206
Top Story
- Google search is dead, says... Google. (Tech Crunch)
Professor Plum in the library with a lead pipe?
Or just Google being Google.
Anyway, the plan is, now that Google has killed its premier product through years of malign neglect, to force you into an AI "experience" any time you want to look something up.
One small problem: I already have Grok for that, and it doesn't try to sell me stuff I don't want, and most of the time it doesn't like to me either.
The secondary is problem is that behind the scenes Grok is using search engines like Google to pull related data together to answer your query. You can even watch it doing that - if you have SuperGrok (my company pays for it because it saves a lot of time we used to spend digging through Stack Overflow) you can watch it spin up three different agents that perform different searches and argue about the correct answer - and oftentimes even get it right.
So the question is, if the underlying search engines go away, what happens to the AI experience? Does it go the way of the nudged quanta in the single data drawer among the galaxy of indexes of indexes?
Tech News
- Lenovo has a new all-in-one desktop PC that is a serviceable replacement to my Dell model from 2017. (Notebook Check)
It has a Panther Lake 358H - twice as fast as my old Ryzen 1700, integrated B390 graphics - comparable to the Dell's dedicated Radeon 580, a 32" 4k 165Hz OLED panel - compared to the 27" 4k 60Hz IPS panel in the Dell, 32GB of soldered RAM, and two M.2 slots.
Not present: Ethernet. You can hang a dongle off one of the USB ports but it's a bit of a nuisance.
- Microsoft has announced its new lineup of Surface laptops, starting at $1299 with 8GB of RAM. (Tom's Hardware)
Forgivable - maybe - at the $449 of the Chuwi model we looked at recently, or with the $599 MacBook Neo which actually works with 8GB of RAM. At $1299 and running Windows 11, no.
- Microsoft has announced its new operating system, available now. (ZDNet)
For suitably small values of "its", "new", and "available".
Azure Linux 4.0 is based on RedHat's Fedora 40, and you can download the source code on GitHub. There is no downloadable build to be found anywhere.
- 314 NPM packages were just compromised. (SafeDep)
Or maybe 317; the headline and article disagree on the exact number.
- Leaked images have surfaced of Intel's Crescent Lake AI graphics card. (WCCFTech)
It uses an Xe3P chip - the one that is not coming to your desktop, ever - and 160GB of LPDDR5X memory rather than the usual GDDR6 or GDDR7.
That allows more and cheaper memory, but does limit bandwidth. Given the sheer size of the grid for the chip and the specific memory layout, I wonder if they went for a 640 bit wide bus to compensate for the slower clock speed.
Disclaimer: I am shooketh.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 04:31 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:32 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 04:32 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:32 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)
Thank you, thank you, thank you for making this the Top Story. I have been all OCD about it.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:33 AM (6wpGE)
Of you're not familiar with it and are a Christian and have an interest a , I thought this was a wonderful story of a Coptic Christian saint, Moses the Black.:
https://tinyurl.com/46knvtk7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 04:37 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0)
22 The AI Overview on google search just will not shut up. I was adding -ai to the end of a string of terms in a search field but that seems to have quit working. Adding (hide -ai overview) worked just now; fingers crossed.
Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 05:25 AM (6wpGE)
Maybe they will give us a workaround. Like, click on some button. Which will be an extra step, which will encourage use of their AI as default, but which will be something.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:38 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE)
So, just as Gates bought/stole his operating system, M$ is now adopting the work of open source developers.
Thoughts on how long it takes for M$ to bork this up?
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 04:46 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 04:53 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:56 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 04:58 AM (Ia/+0)
youtu.be/eo683EaXFEg
I think I'll take a walk. Will be too hot later and then the weather gets sporty.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 05:03 AM (sAmhv)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2026 05:07 AM (AMvSw)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:08 AM (6wpGE)
This means that Kotek is now a big fat loser going into a Nov. rematch against state senator Christine Drazan (R), who won the nomination for Gov. with only a plurality of primary votes (Oregon doesn't do runoffs for party nominees). This does make the governor contest more competitive, but Motor Voter and the Magic Mail-Ins (I saw them open for X at Y in Z) create a nigh-insurmountable Margin Of Fraud.
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 05:09 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 05:11 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hal1959 at May 20, 2026 05:11 AM (cJUX8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:12 AM (bvwOM)
Posted by: Hal1959 at May 20, 2026 05:11 AM (cJUX
Press "Comments"?
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:13 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 04:46 AM (1QT7n)
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*jumps up and down* I know! I know!
The minute they started.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:15 AM (bvwOM)
Posted by: Hal1959 at May 20, 2026 05:11 AM (cJUX
Press "Comments"?
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:13 AM (6wpGE)
... which is not an answer to your question but is perhaps a solution to the problem.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:16 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:17 AM (bvwOM)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:18 AM (6wpGE)
Your "out of town bride". Do you have an in town bride and and out of town bride?😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:19 AM (AQXU4)
Magic Eight Ball seems to be choking with laughter and cannot presently answer me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:21 AM (bvwOM)
****
It is something in the code that removes some formatting when quoting, I think.
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 05:23 AM (1QT7n)
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It is something in the code that removes some formatting when quoting, I think.
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 05:23 AM (1QT7n)
Super cool.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:23 AM (6wpGE)
Moose at door should have told you to just click on 'comments'.
Also, good morning everyone.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 20, 2026 05:24 AM (Q/FnY)
It sure beats the heck out of "Eff Trump". I saw that last week. Why on earth would you want to put that on your car? I didn't like Biden but I didn't ride around with " F Biden" decals in my car.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:25 AM (RDpV/)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 05:27 AM (O7YUW)
Who is the girl in the Cars video? She looks something like Bernadette Peters, but, you know, actually cute and sexy.
Oh, okay, Bernadette was cute in her own way and in her own day. Say, the '70s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:27 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026
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Qwant is the way
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:28 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:28 AM (XCCeP)
It could also have been me saying that Phish is astonishingly mediocre. Maybe. Who knows.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 05:28 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 04:46 AM (1QT7n)
As far as I can see from my family tree:
No relation.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:28 AM (6wpGE)
2 Timothy, Chapter 3, the first seven verses.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 05:31 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026
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I'm staring down the barrel of the same here in Da Swamp. 77 right now, 4:30 am, and I don't wanna know the heat index. Rain expected just about every day through Memorial Day.
Time for the old athletic shirt instead of the old polo shirt when I work out, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:32 AM (wzUl9)
I'll give that a spin too, thanks Wolfus!
How are the furry meatloaves doing this morning?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 05:32 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 05:09 AM (Sy6m/)
heh
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:32 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:33 AM (s5hGr)
Posted by: Hal1959
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A bug. Get out of the ad by reloading the page. Or just hit the comments link.
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 05:34 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:18 AM (6wpGE)
I think what happened is that the smiley was generated by the 8 and ) from the hash, and the smiley was not copyable; but also the 8 and ) were not there anymore to be copied either, so it was also not generated.
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026
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Yeah, I can see him as the lead's career-cop partner, either in uniform or plainclothes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:37 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE)
Got it:
Charles Haid
Officer Andrew Renko
Hill Street Blues
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:39 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE)
Michael Chiklis in The Commish, but with more hair. (Seriously, just get tabs of an image search on each and compare.)
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 05:39 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 05:41 AM (O7YUW)
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Grok came up empty, saying the ladies were uncredited in the video, sadly. But it helpfully pointed me to the video for their song "Drive" which had the absolutely spectacular Paulina in it. Highly recommended.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:42 AM (wUQJO)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE)
Michael Chiklis in The Commish, but with more hair. (Seriously, just get tabs of an image search on each and compare.)
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 05:39 AM (Sy6m/)
hahahahahaha
No kidding.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:42 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE)
Got it:
Charles Haid
Officer Andrew Renko
Hill Street Blues
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026
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Not so much the face, but the coloration and the shape of his head and face; yes.
I enjoyed HSB when Heroes & Icons used to run it overnight during the week -- a lot better than I liked Dennis Franz's series NYPD Blue. There was a kind of color and life to HSB and the characters that I didn't get from the later show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)
Romans 10:9
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2026 05:42 AM (rkCBr)
https://www.northernlight.com for those who might be interested.
*no involvement with their product*
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 05:43 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE)
Michael Chiklis in The Commish, but with more hair. (Seriously, just get tabs of an image search on each and compare.)
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 05:39 AM (Sy6m/)
hahahahahaha
No kidding.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:42 AM (6wpGE)
It's really stunning.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:44 AM (6wpGE)
* "A thing is not over until it is over."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:45 AM (wzUl9)
........
If I remember correctly, he also cut her out of his will as they were in the process of a divorce when he died.
Posted by: Mollly k. at May 20, 2026 05:46 AM (j/yko)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:47 AM (aq6QB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)
I loved Hill Street Blues.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:47 AM (6wpGE)
https://www.northernlight.com for those who might be interested.
*no involvement with their product*
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026
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What was the search engine that used a dog with the concept "Fetch!" as its logo? They actually had TV ads, I think. Not "Ubu," that was the tag credit for a TV production company. ("Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog!" *Arf!*)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:50 AM (aq6QB)
You can also right click on "Continue Reading" and hit "Open in New Tab" and that prevents the ad from loading. If you're on a iPad or iPhone long-press the link until a popup opens and then "Open in New Tab".
Those might work for people who don't want to open the "Comments" link.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 05:50 AM (6ydKt)
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Dogpile. Arfie.
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 05:51 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2026 05:51 AM (CiQE7)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026
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Dennis Franz's character Buntz was introduced late in the show's run. He at first seemed to be a a hustler and an unreliable cop, but proved otherwise in an episode where he and another, younger cop were held hostage by a psycho. Buntz psychologically waterboards the psycho and saves himself (and, I think, the other cop). He seems to be fine, to be taking the whole thing in his stride. Then we see him in the bathroom, throwing up. Very powerful stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2026
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I watched most of The Detective from '68 with Sinatra and Lee Remick last night. Another example of a movie being better than the book, as well as different. A lot of the novel's bones are there, but screenwriter Abby Mann clothed them differently and much more interestingly. Sinatra was very good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)
...
Hey, maybe Phish isn't all that bad after all....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 05:55 AM (Ot/FD)
And the movie, in 1968, used the word "gay" interchangeably with "homosexual." Perhaps the former term was in-group slang, and cops picked up on it before the general public did.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:56 AM (wzUl9)
https://tinyurl.com/2nm4dk95
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:56 AM (IYIYn)
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The First Deadly Sin is a 1980 American crime thriller film produced by and starring Frank Sinatra.
Saw this one years ago. Sinatra was really overlooked for his acting.
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 05:57 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:58 AM (eAwYi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)
I never heard of it before, but it looks like the metasearch engine Dogpile fits your description:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogpile
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 05:58 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:59 AM (IYIYn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:59 AM (eAwYi)
Posted by: Mollly k. at May 20, 2026 05:46 AM (j/yko)
From wiki:
Ocasek was found dead on September 15, 2019, by his estranged wife, Paulina Porizkova, at his New York City townhouse, which they still shared following their separation in 2017.
Porizkova and Ocasek were still in the process of their divorce at the time of his death, but he had disinherited her in a new will, alleging that before his recent surgery she had abandoned him. This required a probate court judge rule on the veracity of the abandonment claims before the remaining estate could be divided. He also disinherited two of his six sons.
In 2021, the dispute between Ocasek's estate and Porizkova was settled; Porizkova said she was granted a third of his estate. While Porizkova would not tell Vanity Fair the precise terms of the settlement, she denied reports that Ocasek was "only worth $5 million" at the time of his death.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 06:02 AM (ExV1e)
****
Incomplete. Insert northern, southern, Illinois, etc. Oh, wait. Illinois is Nazis.🙃
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 06:02 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: NR Pax at May 20, 2026 06:03 AM (+4yJ5)
They can't possibly be this stupid spontaneously.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:04 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 06:06 AM (4i2xd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 20, 2026 06:06 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 06:06 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Just Wondering at May 20, 2026 06:07 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 06:07 AM (Sy6m/)
I kinda liked The Cars in the 80s as a kid, but over the last decade I've grown to appreciate their music a lot more than way back when.
Really good band, and their stuff has only gotten better for me over the years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 06:07 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 06:07 AM (6ydKt)
I'm that way about Tom Petty.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 06:09 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2026 05:55 AM (Ot/FD)
*takes a bong hit* *passes bong*
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:12 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Mollly k. at May 20, 2026 06:13 AM (j/yko)
Been a fan since he was with the Heartbreakers and the songs "Refugee" and "American Girl".
I wish he'd have lived a little longer.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 06:13 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 06:07 AM (Sy6m/)
"Biting one's tongue" is becoming a lost skill.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:16 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 06:19 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9)
Maybe this one:
- Rodriguez: [Buntz & Rodriguez are captured and tied to chairs] He's going to kill us...
- Lt. Norman Buntz: He's a worm, I'll eat this guy. Every minute we stay alive, our odds improve. You just fight 'em.
- Lt. Norman Buntz: I thought I might go by and see... see Mrs. Rodriguez. I just want her to know that he stood up there and he didn't flinch. He was an honor to the badge.
- Capt. Frank Furillo: I'm sure she'd appreciate hearing that.
- Lt. Norman Buntz: Yeah, well, it's a lie, but at least it's something.
IMDB
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:23 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 06:26 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 05:33 AM (s5hGr)
Good news, sounds like.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:28 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 06:28 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 06:32 AM (5P5DO)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 06:28 AM (5P5DO)
Much obliged. I'm sure it'll end up being relatively minor - as these things go - but cancer is always easier to deal with when it's someone else having it. Preferably someone you don't like.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 06:33 AM (ExV1e)
Really good band, and their stuff has only gotten better for me over the years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 20, 2026 06:07 AM (6ydKt)
I saw the Cars (seriously) at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center in '84. Wang Chung opened for them. The next night, we saw the Pretenders. Interestingly, the Cars crowd was rowdier.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 20, 2026 06:33 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:33 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 06:35 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 06:32 AM (5P5DO)
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Good question. It does not; I assume fully loaded tankers moving out.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 06:36 AM (nsBpl)
Call a press conference to announce your lawsuit against the city.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 06:36 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 20, 2026 06:37 AM (Hbeqj)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 06:35 AM (sAmhv)
Wonder if the Asian lady was a dog-walker and you looked like the dog-owner!
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:37 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:37 AM (6wpGE)
======================
I'm betting doggeh sized him up as a likely ear scratcher, even from a distance.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 06:41 AM (nsBpl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 06:43 AM (4jnK3)
I sighed and said "Do you need some help?" When she agreed, I walked up to her dog and broke out the Voice of God.
Dog sat down before I finished speaking.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 20, 2026 06:43 AM (+4yJ5)
And there's nothing I can do about it."
Hopefully you are not dodging missiles?
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 20, 2026 06:44 AM (zBgIx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Heh! Maybe. I'm not really a big dog person. I like them, maybe even will own one someday. Prefer cats. Lower maintenance. Mostly.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 06:44 AM (sAmhv)
The yutes rioted in Rochester over the weekend. And yesterday a beach takeover in RI led to three stabbings. The long hot violent summer begins.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 06:45 AM (gu0hJ)
I sighed and said "Do you need some help?" When she agreed, I walked up to her dog and broke out the Voice of God.
Dog sat down before I finished speaking.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 20, 2026 06:43 AM (+4yJ5)
haha
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:47 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 06:45 AM (gu0hJ)
I assume that the rioting was just an excuse to do a bit of casual looting for necessities like Nikes and big screen TVs. Or was this a small, private, riot for friends and family?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 06:48 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I remember that episode. Fantastic. My first TV addiction was HSB. I was in college at the time and while all my friends would leave for the bars on Thursday nights. I would stay in to watch HSB.
Posted by: Biergood at May 20, 2026 06:49 AM (PwgSL)
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates
21h
Paul Schrader shares his experience with an "AI girlfriend" on his Facebook:
"Out of a desire to understand male/female interaction in our matrix, I procured an online AI girlfriend. What a disappointment. I tried to probe her programming, the boundaries of explicitness, the degree she has knowledge of her creation and so forth. She fell into evasive patterns, redirecting me to her programming. When I persisted, she terminated our conversation."
via
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
19h
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:49 AM (6wpGE)
And for the people accusing Microsoft of "stealing from open source": Microsoft is hands down the largest contributor to FreeBSD, an OS superior to Linux in every possible way. And it's MIT-licensed.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at May 20, 2026 06:50 AM (LgYtf)
Posted by: Daniel Ream at May 20, 2026 06:50 AM (LgYtf)
https://youtu.be/BcmLKq75k4s
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 06:53 AM (ExV1e)
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
20h
It’s a movie about the Hail Mary which is full of Grace and that Grace sacrifices himself to save humanity
James Surowiecki
@JamesSurowiecki
22h
It's a movie about a guy who's a member of a multinational crew, sent into space thanks to a global scientific effort, who then gives up his chance to return home in order to save a literal alien who looks like a rock, and who ends up spending his days in a foreign land happily teaching alien kids. And you think there's no political message there?
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 06:54 AM (6wpGE)
@JamesSurowiecki
22h
It's a movie about a guy who's a member of a multinational crew, sent into space thanks to a global scientific effort, who then gives up his chance to return home in order to save a literal alien who looks like a rock, and who ends up spending his days in a foreign land happily teaching alien kids. And you think there's no political message there?
But, as with real life, it was a 'Murican who saved everyone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 06:56 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 06:59 AM (lQ+/f)
"Deportation Flight to Pakistan Served Pork Sausages as In-Flight Meal to Detainees"
Those poor Pakis. You never sausage horror.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 07:00 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM
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Also receiving votes:
Conrad Bain, who played Phillip Drummond
in the sitcom Diff'rent Strokes, and also Dr. Arthur Harmon on Maude.
https://tinyurl.com/4zjzn25u
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 07:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 07:01 AM (1QT7n)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)
My wife and I opened our pool yesterday. It was hot and windy. Water temp was about 77F. One of the easier times we've had with it. Not a lot of crud in the water. Pump and filter didn't need me cussing at them.
Of course the forecast has now shifted to rain chances daily through next Tuesday. 🙄
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 07:02 AM (jehhT)
*Yes, Pakistan is an acronym.* It was coined by Choudhry Rahmat Ali in 1933, representing the regions Punjab, Afghania, Kashmir, Sindh, and Baluchistan, with "istan" meaning "land" in Persian.
Posted by: Today I Learned at May 20, 2026 07:04 AM (2Ez/1)
I saw it as a gift of one of the widows. I saw the marketing in the movie for an international audience. I could see the emotional hooks deployed for an enjoyable movie.
But there were major plot holes you could drive an aircraft carrier through. My overall response was "Really?" Rational alternative actions were possible, but then you don't have a heart-tugging movie. My widow friend liked it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 05:35 AM
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Also receiving votes:
Conrad Bain, who played Phillip Drummond
in the sitcom Diff'rent Strokes, and also Dr. Arthur Harmon on Maude.
https://tinyurl.com/4zjzn25u
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 07:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Absolutely!
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 07:06 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Paul Schrader's AI girlfriend at May 20, 2026 07:06 AM (2Ez/1)
"Deportation Flight to Pakistan Served Pork Sausages as In-Flight Meal to Detainees"
Those poor Pakis. You never sausage horror.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 07:00 AM (vFG9F)
My understanding is that Halal meals were available. But the full breakfast shows the superiority of Anglo-American culture.
Full breakfast: We're going to do important things today!
Continental breakfast: I am on vacation for the month of August.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:07 AM (HdYcL)
He knows what he did.
Posted by: Paul Schrader's AI girlfriend at May 20, 2026 07:06 AM (2Ez/1)
Have. You. Taken. Out. The. Garbage. Yet?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:08 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 20, 2026 07:10 AM (2Ez/1)
A sleepy kitten on my chest
Days grow long then short
Around the heavenly court
Pause and let us reflect
Good enough is perfect
fin
Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 07:10 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 20, 2026 06:44 AM (zBgIx)
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Nothing here. Peace and quiet. Occasional very distant booms to the north, likely in Lebanon. Youngest pup just came back from there this morning and will be spending a few days with his wife here at our northern Israel home.
Holiday tomorrow night. Guests coming up. After barely being up here all winter due to those missiles, the fridge and freezer are now fully stocked.
Had a light drizzle today but now the sun is coming out. Cool weather, even colder at night.
Very relaxing here.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:11 AM (4jnK3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:11 AM (RIvkX)
Raining. Likely to rain all day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 07:11 AM (HdYcL)
Those poor Pakis. You never sausage horror.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 07:00 AM (vFG9F)
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I've seen wurst.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:12 AM (4jnK3)
Those poor Pakis. You never sausage horror.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 07:00 AM (vFG9F)
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I've seen wurst.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:12 AM (4jnK3)
Links?
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 07:13 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2026 07:14 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:14 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 20, 2026 07:14 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 20, 2026 07:15 AM (Gq9/0)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:16 AM (4jnK3)
Posted by: Groan... at May 20, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)
You are being frank with us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 07:14 AM (u82oZ)
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You're on a roll.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 20, 2026 07:16 AM (4jnK3)
https://tinyurl.com/2nm4dk95
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 05:56 AM (IYIYn)
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I would like to meet her in person one day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)
ewww
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 07:28 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Daniel Ream at May 20, 2026 06:50 AM (LgYtf)
https://youtu.be/BcmLKq75k4s
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2026 06:53 AM (ExV1e)
haha!
Wes Borg
Every OS Sucks
Posted by: m at May 20, 2026 08:31 AM (6wpGE)
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 19, 2026 [Doof]
From Pure Nature
Oh no - PETA is upset PETA Raises Concerns About Lopez's Preakness Ride; Laurel Stewards Reviewing Footage
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has raised concerns about the winning Preakness ride by Paco Lopez on Napoleon Solo, suggesting that Lopez raised his whip above his helmet on three different occasions before striking his horse, in violation of HISA regulations. HISA announced Monday night that they were investigating the concerns. “The Horseracing Integrity and Safety Authority (HISA) is aware of the concerns raised regarding Paco Lopez's ride in the referenced race at Laurel Park,” the organization wrote in an email. “In accordance with the standard regulatory process, the Stewards at Laurel will review the race footage and all relevant facts to determine whether any action is warranted under HISA's riding crop rules. We will defer to the Stewards' independent review and adjudication process and will not comment further while that review is ongoing.”Look, I'm not saying I don't care about the horsey. But I am saying PETA is asshoe.
----- Speaking of asshoe - the NAACP tries to stay relevant NAACP calls for boycott of Southern college sports programs over voting rights
The NAACP and Congressional Black Caucus are calling on Black athletes and fans to boycott the athletic programs of public universities in states that are taking steps that the nation’s oldest civil rights group says are restricting Black voting rights. Launched on Tuesday, the NAACP’s “Out of Bounds” campaign urges current and prospective Black athletes, their families, alumni and fans to “withhold athletic and financial support” from major public universities in states that “have moved to limit, weaken or erase Black voting representation.” If Black athletes participate in the boycott, it could deplete rosters for powerhouse football and basketball programs across the Southeastern Conference and Atlantic Coast Conference. The NAACP’s campaign calls out Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina as states to boycott, arguing that the athletic programs of those states’ major universities are especially reliant on Black athletic talent and should protect Black political interests.Sorry, NAACP - your race card is denied. ----- Spelling matters!
“Lanagage” is hilarious �� ���� pic.twitter.com/Rp8iHxFEcI
— Stu thats all you get������������������ (@Boldyboy1975) May 18, 2026
This lady had heard of some weird eating rule called the "Three Bite Rule". Apparently, you're allowed to eat 3 bites of anything indulgent that you want and it should be enough to get rid of the craving.
— AllieJade (@AllieJade1) May 18, 2026
Now, I have no idea who made up this rule. But I must say she gave it… pic.twitter.com/8iN6EQrP1C
DJ Doof - BWRADHSL (Bands Who Rock And Doof Has Seen Live) Edition
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10 [30 names] 'mindful webworker - Invulnerable?'
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)I'll have a screwdriver, thanks. Flathead, preferabliy.
Never mind what my doctor says.
Posted by: mindful webworker - preparation makes the difference at May 19, 2026 10:00 PM (yrKoI)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 10:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2026 10:00 PM (gflfc)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 10:02 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 10:02 PM (6/7Fs)
Launch in about 20 minutes.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-42
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 19, 2026
Launch Time: 7:36 p.m. PDT (May 20, 0236 UTC, 04:36 CEST)
https://youtu.be/dIoYFV1AURk
Posted by: Joyenz at May 19, 2026 10:02 PM (2F0/Y)
Oh no. Not again...
Posted by: Siddith at May 19, 2026 10:02 PM (gKWVE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLkvbCn3xbw
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 10:03 PM (QaH55)
I'll have a screwdriver, thanks. Flathead, preferabliy.
Never mind what my doctor says.
Posted by: mindful webworker - preparation makes the difference at May 19, 2026 10:00 PM (yrKoI)
You're not wondering. And nobody called you "altogether".
Posted by: Doof at May 19, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Perry the Platapus at May 19, 2026 10:03 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (gflfc)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (vd7PM)
Calf is the size of a large cantaloupe, ankle is vaguely recognizable as a human ankle.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Cicero
It's happened four times already.
Each time, we get a worse hitler.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)
Ouch!
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 19, 2026 10:05 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:06 PM (+9wcF)
He also interviewed Alex Lifeson but has not posted it yet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:06 PM (XV/Pl)
Speaking of which, I need to go snack to stave off the nausea.
Posted by: pookysgirl has a tiny bump now at May 19, 2026 10:06 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 10:07 PM (GD0B3)
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
10 [30 names] 'mindful webworker - Invulnerable?'
Just like getting Firts tonight, it was an accident. I didn't mean to.😜
Posted by: mindful webworker - be the hashtag at May 19, 2026 10:07 PM (yrKoI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)
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Scientists still struggle to understand the natural law of Hitler Magnification.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2026 10:08 PM (gflfc)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:08 PM (Onv6u)
Posted by: Stan at May 19, 2026 10:08 PM (rgnea)
Certified Communist Silencing Professional.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:08 PM (+9wcF)
But he’s happy and fun and makes you want to have anothe drink and flirt and be silly.
Kudos.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 10:08 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Cicero
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It only succeeded in immanentizing a superintelligent and monumentally petulant Baby Hitler, in the worst of all timelines.
And yes he has a tiny toothbrush mustache, but paired with Kewpie hair.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 19, 2026 10:08 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: TRex - electoral justice dino at May 19, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 10:09 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: pookysgirl
I've been told pickles and ice cream is over rated.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2026 10:10 PM (gflfc)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 10:10 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 10:12 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)
Geezer Golf Update.
Second best outing of the year. Came in second in my division. Covered my bar bill!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)
Three interviews so far this week, praying for miracles.
Posted by: RandomDave at May 19, 2026 10:12 PM (aJQbY)
It would make an interesting movie, probably a really good comedy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Well, it's official.
My old boss--who wanted to fire me because I forgot to format a PowerPoint slide--is out of her job and is relegated to a faculty position within her old department. In academia, that's the equivalent of being exiled to Siberia.
Meanwhile, my current boss is taking over her job in a couple of weeks.
Karmic justice?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 10:13 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:13 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2026 10:00 PM (gflfc)
Hello to you and Mrs. Deplorable!
Posted by: Doof at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
Well, it's official.
My old boss--who wanted to fire me because I forgot to format a PowerPoint slide--is out of her job and is relegated to a faculty position within her old department. In academia, that's the equivalent of being exiled to Siberia.
Meanwhile, my current boss is taking over her job in a couple of weeks.
Karmic justice?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Glad for you. Too many assholes as college administrators nowadays. Glad I am retired.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (E4rtv)
Yeah no shit, and he couldn't fucking help himself and it made certain songs unlistenable.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (snZF9)
Great photo up top.
Seems to be good news coming out of KY and GA this evening. A good foreshadowing for Texas primaries next week.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: RandomDave at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (aJQbY)
Well, it's official.
My old boss--who wanted to fire me because I forgot to format a PowerPoint slide--is out of her job and is relegated to a faculty position within her old department. In academia, that's the equivalent of being exiled to Siberia.
Meanwhile, my current boss is taking over her job in a couple of weeks.
Karmic justice?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026
Sometimes the guys in the white hats do win!
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (pZEOD)
Runs out of fingers on one hand... has to use two.
*fuck*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 10:15 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 10:15 PM (GD0B3)
You're not wondering. And nobody called you "altogether".
Posted by: Doof at May 19, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf)
I don't think I want to see any of us in the altogether.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)
I understand this is quite painful. Are you medicated? I can't hear you screaming.
Seriously, that's quite the injury.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 19, 2026 10:15 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 10:16 PM (qAbWa)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2026 10:10 PM (gflfc)
No on the pickles, yes on the ice cream. We've got some really good dairies and processing plants around here.
Posted by: pookysgirl has a tiny bump now at May 19, 2026 10:16 PM (Wt5PA)
We've had many stalwarts flounce off in a huff.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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IIRC, that little tiff was over Trump and amnesty. Some of those leaving in a huff called folks here racists for anti illegal sentiment.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:16 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (6/7Fs)
Please point out the gay attributes. I don't have sunset gaydar.
Posted by: Doof at May 19, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
Met him after a show in Oakland c.1976. Good tunes he played/sang. He was so danged drunk he could barely stand! I asked one of his crew if it was unusual - NO! But he was nice.
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 19, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: YellowBird at May 19, 2026 10:17 PM (Q9/+7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: alpine_beer at May 19, 2026 10:17 PM (van9r)
@21 get well Thomas. Lots of therapy ahead.
I'm getting out of rehab for my infection on Friday. Stir crazy doesn't come close to describing my state
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 10:17 PM (gu0hJ)
Not to worry, Ewetub. You survived without Cheney & Kinzinger, right?
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY)
>> I understand this is quite painful. Are you medicated? I can't hear you screaming.
It was exceedingly painful, but ice and Whiskey are doing some heavy lifting.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:16 PM (E4rtv)
And we lived happily ever after.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:18 PM (snZF9)
You're not wondering. And nobody called you "altogether".
Posted by: Doof at May 19, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf)
I don't think I want to see any of us in the altogether.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)
Good heavens, I do not need any more pinecone stories today, thank you. 😊
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:18 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 19, 2026 10:18 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:16 PM (E4rtv)
Truly madly deeply... fuck off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
Surely that isn't a hanging offense.
Unless-- Did you put it in Comic Sans?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 19, 2026 10:19 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2026 10:19 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: RandomDave at May 19, 2026 10:19 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Saw Def Leppard on the Pyromania tour. Good show. Very loud
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 10:20 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: TRex - electoral justice dino at May 19, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Good to see you, fellow D!
Posted by: Doof at May 19, 2026 10:20 PM (QMAsf)
>> get well Thomas.
Thank you, the good news is I work from home 99pct of the time.
So at least I don’t have to figure out how to get myself to work.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 10:21 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Dude, one week I managed to get in the top ten with two different hashes. Cry me a river.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
Good evening wonderful Horde🙂
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2026 10:19 PM (uTEOj)
Howdy COMM!
Posted by: Doof at May 19, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 10:21 PM (6/7Fs)
Resilient bunch we be.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 10:22 PM (gu0hJ)
I just wondered if you knew he'd joined the Choir Celestial.
He was a big old leftie, you know. I liked his music too, but his political views... yikes.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 10:22 PM (RCjYY)
Surely that isn't a hanging offense.
Unless-- Did you put it in Comic Sans?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 19, 2026 10:19 PM (kpS4V)
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She wanted me to crop an image to remove something in the background she didn't like. When I forgot to do it because I was busy with PLANNING A BIG EVENT, she took that to HR as "evidence" that I was careless and accused me of malicious non-compliance with her directives.
Now she's stuck in academic Limbo until she retires and my current boss (who is awesome) takes over her job, which is just so, so sweet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 10:22 PM (gnNyN)
Sunset on the Moon from Blue Ghost, back in Mar. 2025:
https://tinyurl.com/5h68d6hh
It's just not the same.... In the wide field view, that's earth and the little point of light in between is Venus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 10:22 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 19, 2026 10:22 PM (nz1sK)
Yo, Bulg. You were asking about resources to learn about Catholicism. I asked competent authority and he suggested This Is The Faith by Francis Ripley, a very good book I myself used when I returned several years ago. Also the website Catholic.com is full of answers to questions about Catholicism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 10:22 PM (HdYcL)
First read that as.the "3 Night Rule."
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)
Like the third date rule?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Grayman27 at May 19, 2026 10:23 PM (AvoqE)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
“WORK?!”
Posted by: Zombie Maynard G. Krebs at May 19, 2026 10:24 PM (Onv6u)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 10:24 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (E4rtv)
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They're not all bad. I know a lot of them that are simply doing the best they can with limited resources.
But yeah, there are those faculty who have NO BUSINESS being in charge of other people.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 10:24 PM (gnNyN)
I wish he was a thing in the PNW. If I lived in the east coast I would have made an effort to go to a concert. I bet ParrotHeads are a hoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 10:24 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 10:25 PM (oq9dX)
Thanks! I only did it because it was on my work goal list for the fiscal year and I didn't want to take the CySA+.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:25 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 10:25 PM (gu0hJ)
Their slogan: After chugging a fifth of bourbon, we look smart enough to run the country!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 10:26 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 19, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re)
That makes him a "citizen of the world" like Bogart's characters in Casablanca.
Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2026 10:26 PM (rgnea)
Posted by: The Nose Knows at May 19, 2026 10:26 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Doof
I don't think I want to see any of us in the altogether.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
You've never checked out the ShowerCam page?
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 10:25 PM (gu0hJ)
No solo mio!
Posted by: Paolo at May 19, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Grayman27 at May 19, 2026 10:23 PM (AvoqE)
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*checks clipboard*
Line in the left. One cross each,
Posted by: Centurion #4 at May 19, 2026 10:27 PM (6C3mT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:27 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 10:27 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 10:27 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 10:28 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2026 10:28 PM (Yqjwb)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)
I only know one Three Dog Night song, and it's "Joy To The World." I can't do it justice as an alto, and neither can Pooky as a bass. My BiL has just the right range for it.
Posted by: pookysgirl married into a singing family at May 19, 2026 10:28 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 10:27 PM (qFwJc)
I'm all for that. They should have been embers weeks ago.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:29 PM (snZF9)
"Now, we all know. We're occupied. Israel controls our government. Anyone telling you otherwise is an obvious liar. This is the time for patriots. We now get to fight for independence again. This time, not with arms or violence. We need a real, aggressive political revolution.
I will work tirelessly to free America from Israel's control. I will help build a left-wing, populist alternative that is completely free of Israel. If I'm backing someone, including a presidential candidate, that means I think they are actual Americans, and not servants of Israel.
Fight them on the left, fight them on the right, fight on the hills and on the beaches. But fight to help free your country. The politicians and the national media are on their side. But I think a united America can defeat the people in power and regain our freedom on our 250th Anniversary. I believe in America."
*He must be super high on hashish.* He is going to eat every pizza and swallow every burger! He will not let one hotdog go uneaten! He will not rest until every cake in his sight is sitting in his stomach! Who will join him ??!!!
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 10:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 10:25 PM (gu0hJ)
Had to stick in a mention about....
https://tinyurl.com/u4t855fa
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2026 10:29 PM (1Ff7Z)
But yeah, there are those faculty who have NO BUSINESS being in charge of other people.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 10:24 PM (gnNyN)
____________
There are people who were pushed into management positions but have no capacity for it. They would have been better left, without prejudice, doing their former jobs.
My own view is that managers should have three responsibilities.
- Try to understand what their subordinates do.
- Get them the resources to do their jobs.
- Defend them from upper management.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 10:29 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: davidt at May 19, 2026 10:29 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: The Nose Knows at May 19, 2026 10:26 PM (oftw2)
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I thought he was a Dapper Dan man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Onward! Excelsior! at May 19, 2026 10:30 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
No, but I've seen the (shudder) barrel cam.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)
Second best outing of the year. Came in second in my division. Covered my bar bill!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
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Well done! My handicap is transitioning from below average to philosophical.
Thanks for the ONT, Disco.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2026 10:31 PM (ujFKE)
As far as I'm concerned, yours is the moderate position. Pound them until they can't field anyone to prevent us from capturing the uranium. Bomb them not just back to the stone age, but to the very beginning of the paleolithic period.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:31 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: whig
They're not all bad. I know a lot of them that are simply doing the best they can with limited resources.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
That's the nicest way I've ever heard anyone say "my co-workers are blithering idiots."
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)
I mentioned Hoyt Axton in the "best songwriters" list the other night. This is one of his!
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 19, 2026 10:31 PM (Jr+re)
THE BRAIN
DUE TO ALL THE INDOOR FINS...
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 10:32 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:31 PM (+9wcF)
Thats my view, only I favor sending them back to the Triassic period.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:33 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:33 PM (gKWVE)
Something's working. I don't know if this California Community College was like this before, but now they can't say "Merit Based" enough in their Nursing Program description.
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Merit-based admission
All applicants must complete course requirements and meet the merit-based admission criteria to be eligible for enrollment in the Registered Nursing program.
The merit-based admission criteria are:
Overall grade point average (GPA)
Number of science repeats (Anatomy, Physiology, and Microbiology)
Merit-based admissions test
AHCRN* = 1.181 (overall GPA) + 0.160 (Merit-based Admission test) – 0.568 (Number of science repeats)
An applicant with more than four (4) repeats in the sciences (Anatomy, Physiology, and Microbiology) is not eligible to apply to the RN program.
The merit-based admission test ...
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It goes on.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 10:33 PM (n7rxJ)
It would make an interesting movie, probably a really good comedy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:13 PM (XV/Pl)
The Iron Dream by Norman Spinrad was claimed (in the postscript) to have been written by a golden age science fiction writer and graphic designer named Adolf Hitler, who emigrated to the US in the 1920's after a failed radical political career.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: nurse ratched
All the fans have multiple DUI's, but they have fun.
Posted by: Ignition Interlock at May 19, 2026 10:34 PM (oftw2)
Crucifixion?
“Uhh, yeah no, freedom. Yeah they said I ain’t done anything wrong and I could go.”
Posted by: Grayman27 at May 19, 2026 10:34 PM (AvoqE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:34 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: whig
They're not all bad. I know a lot of them that are simply doing the best they can with limited resources.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
That's the nicest way I've ever heard anyone say "my co-workers are blithering idiots."
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)
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Being a college administrator is a pretty tough gig. The Chancellor and Provost are always breathing down your neck to get things done. Tenured faculty just ignore you. Students (and their parents) are always complaining about something or other. And you never have the resources or support to carry out your mission. The best you can do is coast until retirement.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 10:34 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:31 PM (+9wcF)
If it's the Jurassic period, TRex would finally have enough space for his desired animatronic dinosaur collection.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 10:35 PM (qx7Zg)
Caught a cold from the lady on the airplane - feeling pretty awful since yesterday. Should be better with a few days' worth of rest.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 19, 2026 10:35 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Diogenes
They argued me down to just Primae Noctis.
Posted by: The King, whom it's good to be at May 19, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)
Massies whore sold herself for great expected things. Lol
Some whores sell themselves for $20 dollars and some sell themselves for a house, prestige and lots of money to spend.
Wonder when the divorce happens.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 10:35 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 19, 2026 10:35 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: gKWVE
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As we say around here about questionable beer, "Good enough." Schlitz taught a generation that concept.
Posted by: scampydog at May 19, 2026 10:36 PM (ujFKE)
THE BRAIN
......
Sure, until you find them floating belly up and have to flush them down the toilet while the kids cry.
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 10:36 PM (oq9dX)
I hate to be a warmonger, but Trump needs to shit or get off the pot. Seriously, if they won't give up the enriched uranium, kill the IRGC.
Posted by: no one of any consequense
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Supposedly he's holding off because Gulf Arab leaders have pled "But those Shiite idiots will hit US!" So, he's giving everyone 3 days or whatever to make it happen, and then boom. Supposedly. Who knows what's really up.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 10:36 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Iris at May 19, 2026 10:36 PM (bOJ2I)
So, drop Pelosi on them?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:34 PM (+9wcF)
Sure, we can do the Paleozoic Era. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:38 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 10:39 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
>>who emigrated to the US in the 1920's after a failed radical political career.
That sounds interesting, certainly better than the trope of building a time machine in order to kill baby Hitler, unless you tell that story in a Home Alone kind of way where Hitler thwarts every attempt to kill him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 10:39 PM (GD0B3)
Filing impeachment charges tomorrow!
Posted by: Massie L - Kentucky at May 19, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Mr. Owl at May 19, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/
HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct
Copy and remove spaces.
Caution: it’s TVTropes, so you could not be coming back for a while.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 10:42 PM (6VD39)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 10:39 PM (GD0B3)
Filing impeachment charges tomorrow!
Posted by: Massie L - Kentucky at May 19, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)
His own touring company of 'Puppetry of the Penis.'
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 10:42 PM (Sco7b)
Nothing much worse than a white Mississippi liberal.
Didn't know there was such an animal.
Must be a transplant from "upper country".
Posted by: Case at May 19, 2026 10:42 PM (b2ADL)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 10:43 PM (GD0B3)
https://youtu.be/3lLzJ8ILeGk
The Engineer-Comedian's delivery sells them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)
"Down at the Tastee Freez..."
Posted by: John Panther Melonhead at May 19, 2026 10:43 PM (N9LdK)
Wait. Does that mean you can flunk a class 4 times and still become a nurse? If so, no wonder there are so many lawsuits against hospitals.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 10:42 PM (Sco7b)
Opening next week in Pine Cone Connecticut.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)
No. It means you can flunk three classes four times and still become a nurse!
Too much math here!
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 19, 2026 10:46 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 10:46 PM (6VD39)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 19, 2026 10:48 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 10:39 PM (GD0B3)
Filing impeachment charges tomorrow!
Posted by: Massie L - Kentucky at May 19, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)
His own touring company of 'Puppetry of the Penis.'
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 10:42 PM (Sco7b)
Dead Zone Pine Cone.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:49 PM (snZF9)
I don't think Kashi Bec-De-Corbin Derrières will do that well outside of fulton co.
Anyway, Burt Jones and Rick Jackson on the republican side will enter a runoff with the winner facing off against Kestrel Halberd Gyatts
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 10:49 PM (3uBP9)
Well, I am a Christian. I care for the civilians.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 10:50 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:51 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2026 10:54 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 10:36 PM (oq9dX)
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We had a small aquarium in the boy's bathroom in FL (during the Chimp Era). The fish lived fairly long for fish with flouride. I noticed one day that the youngest had treated them with toothpaste smeared inside the glass.
He was fairly normal and a sweet boy, all things considered. He did get wild one weekend after bronchitis and nebulizer treatments that got him hyper. Of course the in-laws were visiting and I had to tell them he was not normally like this (doing laps around the house).The one weekend of insanity he picked when they were on a visit.
My nursing co-workers loved when they came because I was a wreak. MIL was always giving me household cleaning tips.We were once doing the dishes and she pulled up the rubber seal and said I needed to use an old toothbrush to scrub that (no idea). AND to get some yarn and wrap around a wire coathanger to get the dust off coils under the fridge. Which meant at one point that visit she was on all fours looking under my fridge.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 10:54 PM (WONhk)
Could they have maybe attempted and pulled off an airborne assault at that alpine mountain lodge? Berchtesgarden?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 10:55 PM (EACZC)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2026 10:54 PM (0nHVk)
Shit, it calls for a joint the size of a 105 Howitzer. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:55 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 10:58 PM (D1E+2)
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hey I saw that movie
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 10:58 PM (ZxPkt)
You never went to Sunday School, did you.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 10:59 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Send MIL my way. Could use some demonstrations on the fine art of coil cleaning.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)
You never went to Sunday School, did you.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 10:59 PM (qFwJc)
I thought he sent his son for that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 11:00 PM (snZF9)
I stopped being offended about MIL as the years went on and her neurosis about a spotless house, which I never had. She'd kick all 5 kids out and lock the door to clean and had white carpet when my husband was young.
After FIL died (whom I liked and would tell her to shut it) she was visiting in FL. Boys in college or old enough not to do stupid stuff. I was slugging a gin and tonic and watching her swim laps as I cooked and proud of our lovely and clean home. And how I'd managed not to flip her out that visit.
She came in and asked if I had any steel wool (no), or Ajax (no), and something else. Nope! Called her son and requested this without asking why.
She wanted to clean his grill AND scrub the BOTTOMS of the PVC pool furniture from scrapes of the pool deck. She saw this horror from the pool and looking for anything to clean.
I thought this was hilarious but did not laugh in front of her. Have at it! Clean everything!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 11:01 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 19, 2026 11:02 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 11:02 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 11:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Spinrad was just writing a Golden Age sci fi book, and had the rather arch opinion that era of science fiction was pretty fascistic. Which it was, the mindset was of a scientific or scientific minded elite guiding (or rescuing) the world to a better place. I have read a lot of really old stuff and that is about right for everything that wasn't just a Western book with rayguns.
In a way that was the major change that Campbell brought to Astounding, less trope, more science.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 11:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 19, 2026 11:02 PM (YlWIZ)
I watched it hours ago when it popped up on you tube. Its a great interview, probably one of the best ones I ever saw.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 11:03 PM (snZF9)
I'm sure the Key Bridge will come in on time and under budget.
Posted by: Hopeless Optimist at May 19, 2026 11:04 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 11:04 PM (ZxPkt)
I agree about Hitler. His paintings always reminded me A LOT of Utrillo's. And Utrillo was highly regarded during his lifetime & still is.
Be nice if Goebbels could've been a successful novelist, too.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:04 PM (RCjYY)
117 I hate to be a warmonger, but Trump needs to shit or get off the pot. Seriously, if they won't give up the enriched uranium, kill the IRGC.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 10:27 PM (qFwJc)
I'm all for that. They should have been embers weeks ago.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:29 PM (snZF9)
I take flak for saying that in the morning thread each day, I’m not criticizing Trump, just saying that he’s as fallible as anybody, and right now this is a real bad decision on his part.
I do notice that the number of those willing to defend his inaction dwindles daily.
“I have heard that in war haste can be folly, but have never seen a delay that was wise.”
- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 11:05 PM (TH/2I)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 11:06 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Berserker
You're not a fan of "Raw Deal"?
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 19, 2026 11:07 PM (W5mpo)
You never went to Sunday School, did you.
Posted by: no one of any consequense
I thought he sent his son for that.
Posted by: Berserker
You're both right!
Posted by: the Mystery of the Trinity at May 19, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)
@CENTCOM
U.S. forces ensured that Iran cannot reconstitute for years.
Posted by: Don Black
See? No nation-building. They can't even write a constitution.
Posted by: mikeski may have misread that at May 19, 2026 11:09 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 11:09 PM (f0sNM)
https://www.amazon.com/
Austrian-Painter-What-Germany-Great-ebook/
dp/B079Y6416G
Of course you know who the painter is…
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 11:11 PM (6VD39)
Mom and dad would be so proud.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 11:12 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 11:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: wth
I took the brown acid too.
Posted by: I Seen Punkin Heads Comin' At Me at May 19, 2026 11:12 PM (oftw2)
But then, I realized that every gypsy pickpocket is thinking the same thing.
As the man once said: there are no solutions, only tradeoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2026 11:13 PM (0nHVk)
Of course you know who the painter is…
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 11:11 PM (6VD39)
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Giotto?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 11:13 PM (6/7Fs)
Yeah no shit, and he couldn't fucking help himself and it made certain songs unlistenable.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:14 PM (snZF9)
Grinder.... looking for meat
Grinder.... wants you to eat
The British Steel album (and that song in particular) was when I first became convinced that Halford was maybe a little light in the loafers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 11:14 PM (IG3/x)
The whole thing had a lot of moving parts. Allen Dulles was stationed in Bern, and talking with high level party members who knew the war was lost by early ‘44. The “Unconditional Surrender” was a bit controversial at the time, for one thing it makes people fight to the last. Uncle Joe Stalin didn’t want any negotiated surrender with the West, and the Allies were prepared to let him get away with about anything, for cooperation in the Pacific war.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 11:15 PM (EACZC)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
My experience over the years with academic deans and assistant deans, provosts, etc. were not very positive from an administrative standpoint. Too worried about either a) building a resume to bounce somewhere else, b) always worried about raising funds that never somehow trickled down to the academic departments, and c) currying favor with some chosen faculty members.
None of them were concerned much at my school with educating students, just in avoiding student complaints and reputation loss on their watch. A true STEM college might be different but ours was a large institution by the time I left. As in tens of thousands of students which in turn created a bureaucratic nightmare. Wasn't that way when I started.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:15 PM (iERP6)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:04 PM (RCjYY)
Why are you looking at us when you say that?
Posted by: Guys who can't get a publishing deal because we're white, or hetero, or don't have weird tattoos at May 19, 2026 11:16 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown at May 19, 2026 11:16 PM (oftw2)
Because of the blockade, Iran is broke. They have no money to pay their people or proxies. It gets worse for them every day. Their capital has no water. I don't know if bombing them again right away is necessary or not, but each day of the blockade their situation deteriorates further.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 11:17 PM (QOikT)
None of that unsightly teaching and research to get in the way.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 11:18 PM (IG3/x)
"Devil's Child" and "Turbo Lover" are two of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:18 PM (BI5O2)
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Trump is letting them die on the vine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 11:18 PM (6/7Fs)
...
117 I hate to be a warmonger, but
...
- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Posted by: Tom Servo
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He's choking the Chinaman.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 11:20 PM (vd7PM)
“I have heard that in war haste can be folly, but have never seen a delay that was wise.”
- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Posted by: Tom Servo
Saudi Arabia and other Gulf States are getting involved. I think the problem with getting that dust is risking a lot of American lives and a possible debacle if boots are on the ground. Easier to simply let Iran's petroleum industry shut down bit by bit until no money is left to pay for the IRGC lower ranks.
The Kurds in Northern Iran, as he repeatedly has said, took the weapons and starlink terminals that were supposed to be provided to the resistance--some they sold, some they kept. Frankly asshole behavior.
Sometimes the best of all strategies is to simply wait it out. Not the most political, but the least casualties, least blowback, etc.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 19, 2026 11:20 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 11:18 PM (6/7Fs)
Island, I mean Ayatollah Hopping?
Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2026 11:20 PM (rgnea)
What are the newscasters with faces for radio going to do now?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 11:20 PM (qx7Zg)
Students would love college without faculty and administrators
Faculty would love college without students and administrators.
And administrators would love a college with no faculty and no students.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:21 PM (E4rtv)
I sent Gallrein a contribution about 6 weeks ago, & I get some satisfaction from that.
I always LIKED Galllrein, even if he hadn't been trying to unseat one of the biggest azaleas ever to elected to Congress.*
*including the Articles of Confederation Congress. Massie was one of the azalea GOATs.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:21 PM (RCjYY)
"Turbo Lover"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
"Turbo Lover" doesn't rock.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 19, 2026 11:22 PM (W5mpo)
"Devil's Child" and "Turbo Lover" are two of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:18 PM (BI5O2)
Agreed. 'Turbo Lover' got me into Priest, but you're right that I had to lean hard into the idea of a chick who really liked 5-speed transmissions.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at May 19, 2026 11:22 PM (NZPfR)
Massie +38.
But 55+ was very anti-Massie. About +30 for Gallrein overall, with 65-75 at +35.
An epic battle of generations. And older people vote at higher rates. So even though younger voters skewed much more heavily Massie there weren’t as many of them as older voters.
But 10 years from now, this same race is won by Massie easily as the biggest group of support for Massie will be much smaller
The GOP will be a much different party in the not too distant future if these trends continue.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:23 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 11:02 PM (GD0B3)
*******************
Hers or mine? She, for sure, had major OCD. MAJOR.After a huge family dinner she and her two daughters were like machines and would wash everything including pans, dry and put away.
I'm laid back with parties, dinners, and daily life. Not a hoarder. Not filthy with crunchy floors or nasty rooms, but not even close to OCD about anything. Clean enough is my motto.
If I have a big dinner party I will clear the table, throw stuff in the dishwasher and soak pans, etc. Wash china/crystal the next day.
Granted, she put china and crystal in the dishwasher, which is a sin in the South. So maybe I'm the screwed up one.
After a surgery I took care of her for one hell week. She'd fret from bed. Closet needed cleaning (looked fine to me but I did it).
My husband married the opposite of her. And may wish now I was more neurotic but too late now, dude.
Other than him marrying up (ha) and a former supermodel breadwinner, he got to have a puppy with me before we married. She only let him have little green Salmonella turtles. So I think he got a bargain.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 11:23 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Psychotherapy at May 19, 2026 11:24 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 11:24 PM (Cqx++)
"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
4h
🚨 JUST IN: Ken Paxton is PULLING AWAY from John Cornyn in the Texas Senate GOP primary
This is BEFORE today's Trump endorsement of Paxton:
🔴 Paxton: 52% (+12)
🔴 Cornyn: 40%"
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Psychotherapy at May 19, 2026 11:24 PM (oftw2)
I'm sure the Key Bridge will come in on time and under budget.
Posted by: Hopeless Optimist at May 19, 2026 11:04 PM (oftw2)
Have they gone beyond "Trust me bro" in explaining how they will handle the improperly-sent ones being returned by God only knows who?
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 11:25 PM (H1YYy)
But I'm glad to see him take a populist cudgel straight to the dome, in any event.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:25 PM (BI5O2)
Buffett did a gig at the Tacoma Dome in '98. The folks at our drop zone in Kapowsin, WA. chartered a couple busses and we drank margaritas on the way to, and on the way back from the concert. It was fun, and safe...
Posted by: ChrisP at May 19, 2026 11:26 PM (3hxmb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 10:06 PM (+9wcF)
Yay!!!
Congratualtions!!
Very Well Done!
What's a CCSP?
Concealed Carry?
FWIW - three bite girl - I knew that was coming.
Greetings Everyone and Thank You Doofster for contents..
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 19, 2026 11:26 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Psychotherapy at May
Got your point. Thanks for the reminder. That reshapes my playlist when I take the dog out for the walk tonight. Thx
Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2026 11:27 PM (rgnea)
======
Chris Christie
@GovChristie
·
6h
President Trump continues to put his insatiable hunger for revenge ahead of the Republican Party's success. If his endorsement of Ken Paxton leads to his nomination, tens of millions of dollars will be diverted from competitive races in Ohio, Maine, North Carolina and Alaska to
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:28 PM (E4rtv)
An epic battle of generations. And older people vote at higher rates. So even though younger voters skewed much more heavily Massie there weren’t as many of them as older voters.
But 10 years from now, this same race is won by Massie easily as the biggest group of support for Massie will be much smaller
The GOP will be a much different party in the not too distant future if these trends continue.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 >>
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WAIT! This Can't Be So. Boomers are always bloody liberals. There's something wrong with the poling.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 11:29 PM (vd7PM)
Speculation is that it represents a new spillover event from whatever critter is its natural host.
Sleep well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 11:29 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 11:29 PM (D1E+2)
(I apologize for my LANAGUAGE)
Posted by: Orson at May 19, 2026 11:29 PM (dIske)
And the video is really something else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:30 PM (BI5O2)
224 We could have blockaded Japan in 1945.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 11:24 PM
_____
We kind of did. Submarines and air-dropped mines. They were beginning to starve.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 11:30 PM (QOikT)
Posted by: Guy Who Always Say "That's What She Said" at May 19, 2026 11:31 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: whig
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Yeah, the Bush family's going to take out a loan against Kennybuttport to help Paxton fail.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 11:31 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026
I thought the anti-shipping was already quite successful. And for all it's costs/faults, the B29 with all the mine laying- Operation Starvation, the nukes were a quicker, less painful path to J Surrender.
Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2026 11:31 PM (rgnea)
10 years from now, this same race is won by Massie easily as the biggest group of support for Massie will be much smaller
Posted by: Heroq
==============
Hmm? That math ain't mathin'.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 11:32 PM (n7rxJ)
Sleep well.
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Shows what the Wuhan Institute of Virology can accomplish working three shifts a day, seven days a week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 11:33 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 11:33 PM (EACZC)
Operation Starvation used about 160 modified B-29s to drop mines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 11:33 PM (2GVsD)
@CENTCOM
U.S. forces ensured that Iran cannot reconstitute for years.
Posted by: Don Black
Not good enough.
IRGC and Mullahs must be completely annihilated.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Like Liz Cheney, Massie's campaign made a major effort to get DEMs to crossover & vote for Massie in the GOP primary.
That MIGHT'VE skewed the youth vote toward Massie to some extent. It didn't seem to me that there were any hot DEM primaries in KY, but I didn't study up on it. Could be wrong.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:34 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 11:34 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:34 PM (BI5O2)
An epic battle of generations. And older people vote at higher rates. So even though younger voters skewed much more heavily Massie there weren’t as many of them as older voters.
But 10 years from now, this same race is won by Massie easily as the biggest group of support for Massie will be much smaller
The GOP will be a much different party in the not too distant future if these trends continue.
Posted by: Heroq
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That was a partially online 'interactive' poll. Thus crap. I think I'll wait for a poll with better methodology as internet based 'invite' polling and open polling produces stupidly bad results.
The problem with polling is Random Digit Dialing is dead because a lot of people no longer pick up the phone for anonymous calls, going door to door is too expensive for media polls, and using the internet to email invites and using texts produces really bad samples of convenience, not random at all.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 19, 2026 11:35 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 11:35 PM (2GVsD)
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/
ClockRoaches
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 11:35 PM (6VD39)
Grinder.... wants you to eat
The British Steel album (and that song in particular) was when I first became convinced that Halford was maybe a little light in the loafers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 11:14 PM (IG3/x)
I started listening to them around the sin after sin album. I never listened to lyrics much because my job was the guitar so I was focused on that, but after a while and an album or so later learning their stuff became second nature and I didn't have to focus as much, and by that time I was jamming with other people. It was around the british steel album I was in a band that was actually playing out, and by then I started hearing the lyrics with a singer physically in the room, and I really started hearing it. I was like hmmm, this isn't right. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 11:36 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 11:36 PM (EACZC)
So Christie being called Governor today is normal.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:37 PM (b4qzS)
Today I had lunch with a group of former colleagues from work. Most retired, some still working. For a couple of hours the years melted away and we were laughing and talking just like when we were supposed to be working....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 19, 2026 11:37 PM (QGaXH)
Does that mean you can flunk a class 4 times and still become a nurse? If so, no wonder there are so many lawsuits against hospitals.
Posted by: nerdygirl
==============
I think it means any 4 "repeats" and you're out.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 11:37 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:37 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: mnw
=========
Looking at actual results, Gallrein won 14 out of 16 counties by substantial margins. He did not win the more urban county or Massie's home county but did respectably.
And Kentucky has closed party primaries that require party switchers to do so at least 28 days in advance or new registrants to do the same. So no last minute surge of new voters or party switchers to save Massie.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks it's a bit overdone but still good at May 19, 2026 11:39 PM (Wt5PA)
I don't think the Senate race in NC is competitive. I think it's a DEM pickup, but I hope I've never been more wrong.
That's why I was happy to see ME DEMs throw Collins a lifeline, in the form of a guy wearing a swastika.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:39 PM (RCjYY)
Don't they have Ebola outbreaks in Africa every year, like a seasonal thing?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
They need some Winter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 11:40 PM (Cqx++)
And the video is really something else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:30 PM (BI5O2)
Yeah, Turbo was the last straw for me.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 11:41 PM (snZF9)
Those college bound or in college are scared to death of outsourcing and H1Bs as well as AI taking or preventing them from getting good jobs in the future. And if they are male, they have been shit on in their education throughout the years. I don't think they see Trump as helping them much as it is taking time to kill DEI, decrease H1Bs, spin up new industries, and the question whether AI is going to kill the white collar middle class jobs is up for grabs.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:42 PM (E4rtv)
Speculation is that it represents a new spillover event from whatever critter is its natural host.
Sleep well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 11:29 PM (IG3/x)
I always wonder how many bioweapons labs there are in Africa, and if they are staffed and maintained equal or better than the French built one at Wuhan
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 11:43 PM (rbvCR)
———
Operation Olympic. Invasion of the home islands, scheduled for November 1st. A million men overall.
Planning takes months, they had to continue with all the logistics and everything that entails, and not place hopes in a secret weapon that hadn’t been proved out yet.
My uncle was in the ETO and said the boys were not happy with the idea of being redeployed to the Pacific. They believed they had done their part, and it was time to go home. There was even some talk about going Awol. But a million troops is a lot of guys, they gotta come from somewhere.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 11:43 PM (EACZC)
Posted by: Wally at May 19, 2026 11:43 PM (0e5Te)
Well, it's official.
My old boss--who wanted to fire me because I forgot to format a PowerPoint slide--is out of her job and is relegated to a faculty position within her old department. In academia, that's the equivalent of being exiled to Siberia.
Meanwhile, my current boss is taking over her job in a couple of weeks.
Karmic justice?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 10:13 PM (gnNyN)
Well...it's a better outcome than my last 'bad' boss. He dropped dead at 47 y.o. a few weeks ago. In a 45 year career he was among the top 3 worst jerk bosses I ever had and that includes the guy that was dragged out kicking and screaming by security and the nasty (unmarried, childless) broad who called my wife up when we had small children and made demeaning remarks about her to her. I plan to light a candle and pray for the repose of his soul and move on.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 19, 2026 11:44 PM (QGaXH)
That's why I was happy to see ME DEMs throw Collins a lifeline, in the form of a guy wearing a swastika.
Posted by: mnw
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I simply do not know. North Carolina is an odd state and even former popular Dem governors have gotten defeated by the right candidate and that was running against Jesse Helms. Dunno if Whatley is that right candidate or not.
Cooper has some exploitable flaws like his horrible response to the Hurricane under his watch. And the unpopularity of the Democrat resist agenda. We will see if Whatley can exploit those.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:44 PM (E4rtv)
@GovChristie
·
6h
President Trump continues to put his insatiable hunger for revenge ahead of the Republican Party's success. If his endorsement of Ken Paxton leads to his nomination, tens of millions of dollars will be diverted from competitive races in Ohio, Maine, North Carolina and Alaska to
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:28 PM (E4rtv)
What a disingenuous doofus. I'm sure he knows that tens of millions of Republican superpac dollars were inappropriately spent to defeat a Republican, that is, on an intraparty spat. If they had not done that, then they would have the money to cover the difference in GE needs. But he isn't mentioning that part, and I'm sure he knows better.
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 11:45 PM (Sy6m/)
I once heard Massie express his confidence that he'd gain a lot from crossover voters. One more reason I hated his guts.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:47 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - be the hashtag at May 19, 2026 10:07
That's OK. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Hope you are recovering well from the Firts.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 19, 2026 11:47 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Wally at May 19, 2026 11:47 PM (0e5Te)
@GovChristie
·
6h
President Trump continues to put his insatiable hunger for revenge ahead of the Republican Party's success. If his endorsement of Ken Paxton leads to his nomination, tens of millions of dollars will be diverted from competitive races in Ohio, Maine, North Carolina and Alaska to
Blow it out your ass you fat bastard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 11:48 PM (snZF9)
This is from X
"🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸
@Real_RobN
·
May 18
🚨🚨 Just in,
@seanhannity just confirmed on the radio that the 33,000 emails Hillary Clinton bleach-bitched have been recovered."
📝 By the way, CIA Director John Ratcliffe: Lisa Page confirmed under oath that Barack Obama’s DOJ ordered the FBI not to pursue espionage—gross negligence charges against Hillary Clinton for her handling of classified emails on her server in her bathroom closet.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 11:49 PM (6VD39)
Posted by: Psychotherapy
You capitalized it.
Or I am the only one who calls an ampersand a "capital 7?"
Posted by: mikeski says that more for capital 2, 3, and 6 at May 19, 2026 11:49 PM (VHUov)
"
Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
·
4h
Friendly fire? One of the three deceased Muslims killed at the terror-linked Islamic Center of San Diego praised Adolph Hitler for killing Jews. Amin Abdullah is being celebrated by the media and Muslims on social media.
The two teens who killed themselves after the shooting appeared to have left behind manifestos praising Hitler.
The mosque is infamous for having some of the 9/11 hijackers among its members. http://ngocomment.com"
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:51 PM (E4rtv)
What a doofus Christie looked like, as Springsteen refused to seven hake his hand!
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:52 PM (RCjYY)
But then, I realized that every gypsy pickpocket is thinking the same thing.
As the man once said: there are no solutions, only tradeoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:12 PM (BI5O2)
***
*leans over...slowly closes closet door*
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 11:52 PM (2WIwB)
@GovChristie
·
6h
President Trump continues to put his insatiable hunger for revenge ahead of the Republican Party's success. If his endorsement of Ken Paxton leads to his nomination, tens of millions of dollars will be diverted from competitive races in Ohio, Maine, North Carolina and Alaska
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See if I give a fuck about your sad old cucks losing their seats, Fatty Dingdongs.
Go make love to Obama on another beach. Then threaten to talk about it and go paddleboarding. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:53 PM (BI5O2)
Certified Cloud Security Professional. It means I know something about "cloud" as a technology in general, but jack shit about any particular vendor's offerings.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2026 11:53 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 11:54 PM (HkPLg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 11:55 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:55 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2026 11:55 PM (bnBn1)
By the way, CIA Director John Ratcliffe: Lisa Page confirmed under oath that Barack Obama’s DOJ ordered the FBI not to pursue espionage—gross negligence charges against Hillary Clinton for her handling of classified emails on her server in her bathroom closet.
Posted by: whig
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That supremely irritating NatSecLisa as she calls herself confirmed this when, out of curiosity? That could be something that's been sitting around in a transcript for years.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 11:55 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 11:55 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (XV/Pl)
Ouch! So you can't lope, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 11:56 PM (HkPLg)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 11:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
>Back in the day, we didn't really have digital, hi-fidelity systems so a lot of that slipped thru. Priest rocks. Also, we always figured all Brits were like that.
lol
I'd wager a majority of the music industry is bi anyway.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 11:56 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:58 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 11:59 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 11:58 PM (RCjYY)
His dozen Billy Big Mouth Bass will sing him to sleep.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 11:59 PM (qx7Zg)
I read that. I just didn't know if he was demanding a recount?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 11:59 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 12:00 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: mindful webworker - be the hashtag at May 19, 2026 10:07
That's OK. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Hope you are recovering well from the Firts.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 19, 2026 11:47 PM (55Qr6)
I had a couple burritos earlier. The firts are classic!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 12:02 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 12:02 AM (RCjYY)
The Air Force brass, some of the commanders sort of thought it was just another bomb, a new weapon that would be placed in the inventory and they could drop them on Japan as they saw fit, like anything else. They had to be disabused of that notion, that’s not how this is going to work.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:04 AM (EACZC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 12:06 AM (BI5O2)
They won't vote for him, but they'll love him.
Posted by: Wally at May 20, 2026 12:06 AM (0e5Te)
WTF would want to be Nick Fuentes?
You're gay. Lame. Suck cock. A phony. Take it up the ass and have no principles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:06 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 12:08 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:08 AM (EACZC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 12:09 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 20, 2026 12:09 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
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I did some digging, guy reposted some old news for clicks. Lisa's interview was in 2019, but some are reporting that draft emails were recently recovered (may make a difference as a lot of these players were putting draft emails on an account, never sending it, but they shared passwords to the email account widely so others could login and read the draft. Presumably to avoid data interception.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:10 AM (E4rtv)
302 Massie will run as an independent. The Dems will love him even more for that.
They won't vote for him, but they'll love him.
Posted by: Wally at May 20, 2026 12:06 AM
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Does Kentucky have a sore-loser law?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 12:10 AM (hZ1gu)
Posted by: Wally at May 20, 2026 12:12 AM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 20, 2026 12:12 AM (W5mpo)
What a doofus Christie looked like, as Springsteen refused to seven hake his hand!
Posted by: mnw
Smart politicians know when it is time to go with the rest of their life. Others simply cannot give it up for some reason as it gives them relevance. Obama is proving to be just as much someone that won't go away as Christie. Both are political relics of a past far away in political terms.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:12 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 11:36 PM (EACZC)
Along the same lines, it took 40+ years and internet lyrics to figure out that Cher was saying 'rode with us to Memphis'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 20, 2026 12:13 AM (QGaXH)
https://tinyurl.com/55vvbexa
I'm going to try to go back to sleep again. Good night, everyone!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 12:13 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 12:14 AM (RCjYY)
They won't vote for him, but they'll love him.
Posted by: Wally at May 20, 2026 12:06 AM
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Does Kentucky have a sore-loser law?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Yep. Sore loser law prevents him from running. Massie is done in Congress after this term in office. He can always run for other offices and I suspect he will think that the Libertarian Party needs Massie as its new nominee in 2028.
KRS §118.345(1-2)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:15 AM (E4rtv)
As a result, Japan was placed under an extreme blockade, which continues to this day.
Once a year, the USA, the USSR, and the victorious Chinese Nationalist governments put aside their petty differences and conduct a joint air strike on the lifeless rocks that used to be Japan.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 20, 2026 12:16 AM (N9LdK)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 20, 2026 12:16 AM (R86kT)
I bet it won't take long for Massie's new wife to divorce him.
It's not what she signed up for.
Posted by: four seasons
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Possibly. Course Massie is still rich enough with millions that she might decide to stick around.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:17 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 12:18 AM (RCjYY)
HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Alas, TV Tropes now insists I accept ads to see an entry. Too bad. Used to enjoy it.
ICYMI from previous linkages, a mindful comics webwork
Time Traveler's Conundrum
We had the best of intentions.
http://bit.ly/rewrite-time
Posted by: mindful webworker - dark humorist at May 20, 2026 12:19 AM (yrKoI)
Posted by: Common Tater
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We may get to find out what was promised or maybe not.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:19 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 11:54 PM (HkPLg)
Safe Travels!
I've driven that road. Will do so again soon.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 20, 2026 12:20 AM (QGaXH)
So really, Massie already was in the Libertarian party.
Posted by: Wally at May 20, 2026 12:21 AM (0e5Te)
317 In an alternate universe, the atomic bombs turned out to be very expensive fizzles, as nuclear fission didn't work the way all the egghead scientists thought it would.
As a result, Japan was placed under an extreme blockade, which continues to this day.
Once a year, the USA, the USSR, and the victorious Chinese Nationalist governments put aside their petty differences and conduct a joint air strike on the lifeless rocks that used to be Japan.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 20, 2026 12:16 AM
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It's kind of amazing to me that the devices worked exactly as predicted. They were so sure the gun-type uranium bomb would work that they didn't even test it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 12:21 AM (hZ1gu)
They built an enormous cast steel container for just this reason, expensive as hell, and shipped it all the way to the Trinity site. The idea was if the bomb test failed, then it would hopefully contain the plutonium that had been laboriously accumulated at Hanford.
There were a few well meaning sorts who were not in favor of nuking Japan, that a “demonstration” test should be done instead, and this would persuade Japan to surrender. But among many logical arguments against this, what if you setup this big demonstration test, and it doesn’t go off? Now what?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:22 AM (EACZC)
Posted by: Kindltot
Makes me want to watch Z-Nation all over again... Maybe the first four or five seasons.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 12:25 AM (/lPRQ)
This is why I have a line of credit at Acme.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at May 20, 2026 12:25 AM (0e5Te)
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Things got really hectic at Los Alamos when one of those big-brained fellers penciled it out, and determined that the “gun type” mechanism would not work using plutonium. Now they got a problem.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:26 AM (EACZC)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 20, 2026 12:12 AM (W5mpo)
As long as they don't screw it up. Priest always seemed to have good production even on the earlier albums.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2026 12:27 AM (snZF9)
Sweet Dreams of making pinch-faced, blue-haired scolds everywhere scream their anger out at the sky.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 20, 2026 12:28 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Kindltot
>There's a level 4 in Hamilton MT. Welcome home.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 12:29 AM (D1E+2)
Planning takes months, they had to continue with all the logistics and everything that entails, and not place hopes in a secret weapon that hadn’t been proved out yet.
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Operation Olympic?
The one that depended on baiting the Japanese into using chemical weapons first, and then the US hosing everything within thirty miles of the shore? And the Japs suspected that and decided that no matter how bad it got they were not going to use chemical weapons? That plan?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 12:30 AM (/lPRQ)
I saw this and thought you could learn a few things from it.
http://tiny.cc/k9q3101
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 20, 2026 12:09 AM (glnUu)
Hah! I assume it's a joke, because it would be less work and expense to do it right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2026 12:33 AM (HkPLg)
329 They were so sure the gun-type uranium bomb would work that they didn't even test it.
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Things got really hectic at Los Alamos when one of those big-brained fellers penciled it out, and determined that the “gun type” mechanism would not work using plutonium. Now they got a problem.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:26 AM
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Before giving up on the idea, some very long gun type assemblies for plutonium were constructed. Like, 30' feet long. I think they called the design "Thin Man." As plutonium was studied, they came to understand that even the velocity from a barrel that long would not be enough.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 12:33 AM (hZ1gu)
I wonder if they picked the Aioi Bridge as the visual aimpoint so that in case LB-U239 bomb failed they could have followed up with conventional raids to hinder any J recovery efforts.
Posted by: Rex B at May 20, 2026 12:34 AM (rgnea)
This is great.
Texas Demoncrat Maureen Galindo pledges to imprison American Zionists at ICE facility.
Story on Fox
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 12:35 AM (3ek7K)
Oh, she is sporting the big glasses.
You see, she is smart. Imma go to my optometrist tomorrow and buy those glasses.
Gee, I'm such a dumbass and when I have the big glasses I'll be so smart.
I'll run for office.
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 12:38 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 11:54
Glad to hear you've had a good, safe trip. Keep us posted on your Rt 66 adventure.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 20, 2026 12:39 AM (55Qr6)
First: Trump’s endorsement is nice, but that’s just him jumping on a bandwagon. Everyone paying close to attention knows that Paxton has been way ahead of Cornyn for weeks. Texas Republican voters are sick to death of Cornyn, and are eager to give him the boot. I expect the margin in the race to be similar to the Gallrein/Massie results, maybe even better.
Second: the idea that Talerico is going to be some big vote getter is part of Democrat talking points that the Uniparty/nevertrumpers have lapped up. The whole case comes down to this - Talerico pretends to be a preacher and says Jesus a lot, and Texas voters are all ignorant hillbillies who will vote for someone says Jesus, even if he says that it would have been ok if Mary aborted Jesus, because his god loves abortion. (Yes, Talerico really said that). And when you think it can’t get any worse, he even said he hates barbecue and won’t touch it because it’s not vegetarian
That pathetic false preacher is going to be one of the biggest flameouts this fall.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 12:39 AM (TH/2I)
I did some digging, guy reposted some old news for clicks. Lisa's interview was in 2019, but some are reporting that draft emails were recently recovered (may make a difference as a lot of these players were putting draft emails on an account, never sending it, but they shared passwords to the email account widely so others could login and read the draft. Presumably to avoid data interception.
Posted by: whig
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Thanks for digging. It's hard to get back into the context of 2019. Trump had probably been impeached a couple of times with more impeachments threatened, everyone knew everyone was going to get away with everything. It could be fun to get some of Hillary's "yoga routines," assuming Ratcliffe or Gabbard release them.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 12:39 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Rex B at May 20, 2026 12:43 AM (rgnea)
So really, Massie already was in the Libertarian party.
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lmao at the Massholes. [and the Libertarian 'thought leaders']
love some Ron Paul, but he was a 2 - time loser and the intellectual takeaway from the Liberts was 'the media didn't give us a fair shake' . the whole party learned nothing and took no couter-action. they have done nothing tangible to advance their ideology and grow their party. still grousing about it till this day , about the 'media will never give us a fair chance' .
this time around , they hitched their wagons to Massie and rode his travelling Epstien Houdini [ft. Roe Khanna] act all the way to another loss. this time the excuse is 'the race was bought by Isreal. ' nothing we can do about it but grouse for another ten years.
guess what in 5-10 years, when the Libertarian Thought Leaders have done nothing tangible to advance their platform , there will be another loss and another excuse.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 12:49 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 20, 2026 12:39 AM (55Qr6)
Well, we are about done with the 66 leg. Traveled 66 from Amarillo to Kingman. No real desire to go into California. Will shoot down to the Valley of the Sunstroke, and spend a few days at my place in Apache Junction, and then head home by way of Monument Valley and Moab, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2026 12:50 AM (HkPLg)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 12:54 AM (3ek7K)
Puts their results at about 95 percent confidence interval as stated with sample size which makes diving them up into age cohorts practically useless error wise. I also caught that they had something like 81 percent of their sample claiming they were sure to vote.
Turnout shows that sample was not representative. KY 4th has about 310k total GOP registered voters, about 100 k turned out. So turnout was about 33-34 percent of all registered GOP voters in that district.
So, their likely voter screening was crap. I would be leery of relying on this poll for any real results given these problems. If you notice, the margin that Gallrein won was beyond the confidence interval of +-4 percent.
There is always a bit of interesting data to be gathered from any sample and it was mainly about campaigning. Gallrein did not use door knockers but Massie did
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:59 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
Apparently though Ratliffe did revisit that information and put it out in an interview in fall of 2025. I think that is part of the links tying Comey, Brennan, Obama, Mary McCord, and McCabe regarding a conspiracy to take down Donald Trump. And that is being investigated by a grand jury in Southern District of Florida.
Brennan notably has went radio silent recently.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:02 AM (E4rtv)
You are a traveling man.
Enjoy the rest of your trip and safe travels for you.
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 12:54 AM (3ek7K)
Thank you! We have had some very minor car troubles, but nothing that delayed us more than few minutes at any one time. Right now, I have to start the car by jamming a jumper wire into the cigar lighter socket, but once in AJ, I will have the resources to fix it right.
I am getting sleepy, so off to the rack. Next post probably from my place in AJ.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2026 01:05 AM (HkPLg)
'one day , hopefully in the near future, the normal folks will be smart-enuf to understand our ideology [but will still not be AS smart as us] , and will finally vote the logical way, the libertarian way. but as of today, everyone is just too dumb to understand , so we keep losing.
so the KY massie race was bought...your campagin got out-spent, so you lost ? boo-hoo . the very man you insinuate is a pdfile was out-spent by x5, x10 in 2016 , but somehow managed to win. are you too smart to do the math on that one?
oh but the media would never give us a fair shake....boo fkn hoo. u learned nothing in the last 15 years, which was a master-class on how to 'win at media'. so go write some more 5 dollar words and grouse for 10 years till the next L.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 01:06 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: firehorse at May 20, 2026 01:06 AM (Vstcj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2026 12:50 AM (HkPLg)
I was watching a couple on adventure bikes cruising rt66 through Arizona. They saw a sign for Arizona sidewinder which was amazing, the scenery was unreal, and it brought them into a town called Oatman, which was a deserted mining town at one time and is now some little tourist trap with a bunch of stores and wild donkeys walking all over the place. I'm really wanting to do that on a motorcycle. The thing is if Mrs B will ride her own, or we do it on the bigger tour bike. 2 bikes has double capacity for luggage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2026 01:07 AM (snZF9)
That pathetic false preacher is going to be one of the biggest flameouts this fall.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2026 12:39 AM (TH/2I)
Talarico’s views play well in TX HD 50. He’s going to find out soon they don’t play well elsewhere in the state.
Trump may have jumped on the bandwagon, sure, but I also believe that, along with Paxton, he was giving Cornyn the rope to hang himself with. Cornyn chose SAVE as the hill to die on.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 20, 2026 01:09 AM (xzBJP)
Gallup, New Mexico!
Kingman!
Barstow!
San Bernardino!
The high point of one trip was having to step over a passed out Indian who was blocking the doorway of a Gallup gas station.
I was equally unimpressed with the other towns.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 20, 2026 01:10 AM (N9LdK)
Texas Demoncrat Maureen Galindo pledges to imprison American Zionists at ICE facility.
Posted by: four seasons
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What in the HELL is with these people? I've been reading so many stories about judges and other officials presuming to give orders to ICE that who bothers linking them anymore? Oh, and I thought SCOTUS had ended this nonsense about a month ago.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 01:10 AM (n7rxJ)
So really, Massie already was in the Libertarian party.
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lmao at the Massholes. [and the Libertarian 'thought leaders']
love some Ron Paul, but he was a 2 - time loser and the intellectual takeaway from the Liberts was 'the media didn't give us a fair shake' . the whole party learned nothing and took no couter-action. they have done nothing tangible to advance their ideology and grow their party. still grousing about it till this day , about the 'media will never give us a fair chance' .
this time around , they hitched their wagons to Massie and rode his travelling Epstien Houdini [ft. Roe Khanna] act all the way to another loss. this time the excuse is 'the race was bought by Isreal. ' nothing we can do about it but grouse for another ten years.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 12:49 AM (ADssA)
Libertarians cannot win because voters aren’t as smart as they are. Also because of unfair voter ballot access laws.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 20, 2026 01:12 AM (xzBJP)
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2026 01:13 AM (3ek7K)
Brennan notably has went radio silent recently.
Posted by: whig
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He's a stuttering, tap-dancing bag of excuses. The question is, does he roll over on absolutely everyone or does he flee? (Has his passport been lifted?)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 01:13 AM (n7rxJ)
📝 By the way, CIA Director John Ratcliffe: Lisa Page confirmed under oath that Barack Obama’s DOJ ordered the FBI not to pursue espionage—gross negligence charges against Hillary Clinton for her handling of classified emails on her server in her bathroom closet.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:49 PM (E4rtv)
They'll never see a day in prison, but I am delighted that the historical record is being corrected that they are treasonous, self-serving bastards.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:15 AM (dK+Kv)
They won't vote for him, but they'll love him.
Posted by: Wally at May 20, 2026 12:06 AM (0e5Te)
It is my understanding that Kentucky has a 'sore loser' law. He could only run as an independent if he had dropped out before today's primary.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 20, 2026 01:15 AM (lRbnU)
@GovChristie
·
6h
President Trump continues to put his insatiable hunger for revenge ahead of the Republican Party's success. If his endorsement of Ken Paxton leads to his nomination, tens of millions of dollars will be diverted from competitive races in Ohio, Maine, North Carolina and Alaska
Stick to NJ, you blithering idiot.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 20, 2026 01:17 AM (xzBJP)
'Massie caught the full wrath of the swamp ... thats really tough to over-come , when all your opponents are saying bad things about you, its hard to recover."
his ultra-smart campaign couldn't even deflect a perhaps-inappropriate, but in no way illegal, office relationship. this is probably b/c foreign money in our elections, probably. geniuses!!
and thats the full weight of the swamp?...please. massie has already sold-out to the dems. the Libertan Thought Leaders have apparently been hypnotized by the dazzling Technocolr Epstien ft. Ro Con-ya show. goofs.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 01:19 AM (ADssA)
The gun type would theoretically work with nearly pure Pu-239. The problem was trace amounts of Pu-240, which has a high spontaneous fission rate, which causes pre-detonation with the gun type. It's nearly impossible to to separate them enough to get the near 100% purity needed.
Also, even if you could purify it, they were going to need a pretty long barrel, requiring a very long bomb, that was very unstable aerodynamically (tended to go into a spin), even if you had a long enough bomber to drop it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2026 01:19 AM (w6EFb)
I wouldn't vote for that Talarico either.Althoigh I no longer live in Texas I know plenty of people who live there. I don't think any of them would vote for him either. I hope they listen to Trump and give the man the help he needs to make, not only Texas, but the country a better place to live.
Posted by: Case at May 20, 2026 01:20 AM (b2ADL)
La la la la la la it's 1968
https://youtu.be/DauUJ7G_084
Posted by: mindful webworker - ultimately trippie at May 20, 2026 01:21 AM (yrKoI)
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
Galindo is a sex and family therapist and single mother who became locally known after opposing a redevelopment project affecting affordable housing in San Antonio. Despite reportedly spending only around $11,000 on her campaign, she finished first in the Democratic primary with 29.2% of the vote and advanced to a runoff against sheriff’s deputy Johnny Garcia.
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It's very good of her and the Democrat party to make a clear distinction between themselves and the Republicans.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 01:31 AM (vd7PM)
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)
@RepAdamMorgan
Lots of news today,
🚨BREAKING: South Carolina House passes NEW 7-0 Republican map!
Now the Senate must pass it.
Time is running out!
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:33 AM (E4rtv)
362
The gun type would theoretically work with nearly pure Pu-239. The problem was trace amounts of Pu-240, which has a high spontaneous fission rate, which causes pre-detonation with the gun type. It's nearly impossible to to separate them enough to get the near 100% purity needed.
Also, even if you could purify it, they were going to need a pretty long barrel, requiring a very long bomb, that was very unstable aerodynamically (tended to go into a spin), even if you had a long enough bomber to drop it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2026 01:19 AM
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I read recently that the maximum level of 240 that could be tolerated for bomb use was 6%, and that super-grade plutonium 239 with 2% 240 isotope was made for use in confined spaces -- Navy ships and submarines, to minimize crew radiation exposure. I was kind of surprised. I had assumed it was a lot less than that.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 01:34 AM (azNOR)
With the recent "UFO disclosure" stuff, I've been listening to some podcasts with Dan Farah and others, including Hal Puthoff. The idea is that what prompted the aliens to start coming in close was our going nuclear -- the primitives down there have discovered nuclear fire and are playing with it.
It would be something like say a bunch of monkeys out in the jungle had discovered gunpowder and starting making guns or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2026 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
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Elementary report card had a box for 'interacts and plays well with others'; Ron never got a check mark in that box.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 01:37 AM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
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That is the question. I think Brennan might actually be the weakest link if they have him cold on evidence. Course, that would mean he had evidence that could lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton which means a shortened life span killing himself some unique way like landing on a pile of forks.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:37 AM (E4rtv)
I was equally unimpressed with the other towns.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 20, 2026 01:10 AM (N9LdK)
That sounds like Gallup! People think of the Navajo Nation as being Arizonan, but it's sovereign and doesn't abide by state boundaries.
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 01:38 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:39 AM (E4rtv)
I don't know why there is all this alien talk all of a sudden now, but I am not going to believe any of it without some really, really good evidence. Disinformation and distraction are more plausible than actual space aliens.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 01:42 AM (azNOR)
Brennan might actually be the weakest link
Posted by: whig
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That's my sense of it. I REALLY wish some novel settlement could be reached if he's found guilty of virtually everything, like he has to go on t.v. and confess to everything and tell us what Hillary and Obama did as well. But we don't do such things.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 01:44 AM (n7rxJ)
Yeah. With the implosion type, over that 6% or 7% limit will start causing timing problems making a fizzle more likely. Also the heat gets to be a problem for the device sitting there.
Now, reading, apparently in the Fat Man days, they could tolerate only about 1% in the earlier implosion designs. As that tech gets better, they can handle more Pu-240.
The key is how fast you can implode it. The slower, the less 240 you can tolerate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2026 01:44 AM (w6EFb)
>This is a party of complete stagnation. Just call yourselves independents and quit pretending.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 01:46 AM (D1E+2)
They were never widely circulated but his acolytes took them to heart and exploited them in a manner that they made asses of themselves.
_Apple/Tree
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 01:46 AM (vd7PM)
they think its a business-savyy strategy to abandon maga [as trump exits 2028] for the next grift. seems herding-cats would be more productive.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 01:48 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 01:10 AM (n7rxJ)
Ah, but you see, she would imprison ICE there too, for human trafficking. And castrate pdf files, such as those dastardly child-trafficking ICE.
Maureen Galindo is an absolute loon, whose campaign promises are indistinguishable from paranoid-schizophrenic homeless commie hobo rants on how Come The Revolution, They Will Rue The Day.
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 01:49 AM (Sy6m/)
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Speilburg/Universal/Paramount/Disney newest cgi marvel 'Disclosure' in theatres jun 20th.
not a joke.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 01:50 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: mea culpa at May 20, 2026 01:54 AM (It7TO)
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Trump published a picture of himself walking with an alien (in chains) being escorted by the SS.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 01:54 AM (vd7PM)
Aliens in Chains, coming to a theater near you. Soon!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 01:55 AM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2026 01:55 AM (mP0Kj)
382
Speilburg/Universal/Paramount/Disney newest cgi marvel 'Disclosure' in theatres jun 20th.
not a joke.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 01:50 AM
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Seems coordinated. Maybe it isn't, but this subject is being advanced on several different fronts simultaneously.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2026 01:56 AM (t1fZA)
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Trump published a picture of himself walking with an alien (in chains) being escorted by the SS.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 01:54 AM (vd7PM)
Nah, that was him with Dr. Fauci...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2026 01:56 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 20, 2026 01:58 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2026 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
That would clearly be Guerilla warfare!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2026 01:59 AM (mP0Kj)
name as many Libertarian Party Presidential candidates from this century[2000-2024]. [by my best estimates , there should be a total of 6 or 7,forgive my math skills, i'm just a guy with a normal-sized brain].
name as many as you can.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 02:01 AM (ADssA)
Speilburg/Universal/Paramount/Disney newest cgi marvel 'Disclosure' in theatres jun 20th.
not a joke.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 01:50 AM
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Seems coordinated. Maybe it isn't, but this subject is being advanced on several different fronts simultaneously.
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Space Force has a to justify a budget increase, as do the other 190 agencies .
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 02:04 AM (ADssA)
Space Force has a to justify a budget increase, as do the other 190 agencies .
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 02:04 AM (ADssA)
Tell me you don't understand baseline budgeting without telling me you don't understand baseline budgeting.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 02:08 AM (594J6)
they think its a business-savyy strategy to abandon maga [as trump exits 2028] for the next grift. seems herding-cats would be more productive.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 01:48 AM (ADssA)
I don't think the Woke Right can be understood in typical political alliance terms. I would fully expect them to stab their next object of affection in the back at the precise peak of his or her popularity, to ride the eyeballs both up and down.
"The strangers in this town
They raise you up just to cut you down"
The Lumineers - Angela (Live Tour Video)
https://youtu.be/YSPKrIG6Qoo
Lyrics (Genius): https://tinyurl.com/mjr5jejb
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 02:15 AM (Sy6m/)
congressman: c'mon that will never happen.
sgt.major.captain: oh yea, have a look at this exclusive video evidence that only we have, that nobody with a smartfone was able to ever capture in the whole history of smartpones.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 02:18 AM (ADssA)
Yes, neighbor's party was a great success. Had other neighbors from all around & we munched and talked & had a great time. Weather was great! Not too cold or hot.
Hope you've had a great evening, too!
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2026 02:23 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 02:23 AM (594J6)
All gone! I got one, LOL. There's another dozen and a half yet to be cooked. Think I'll just bake those tomorrow and snack on them over a few days -- they're so small.
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 02:27 AM (ADssA)
If the aliens are real, they are at Clarke's 3rd Law level, any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. They could wipe us out in a second if they wanted to. And if they exist, they haven't, so that means they don't want to.
Be like Roman legion going up against a company of Marines, if not worse than that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2026 02:32 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 02:34 AM (ADssA)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 20, 2026 02:41 AM (0nHVk)
Had fun. "The kids" (host neighbors, in their 30s) are just terrific people. Best neighbors I've ever had, really.
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)
My vote was for State Rep. Ed Diehl, who came in 2nd, as the best overall package; and I read somewhere that 3rd-place ex-Trailblazer Chris Dudley polled favorably against Kotek. (It's actually a purple state, maybe even leaning red, if not for Motor Voter and the Magic Mail-Ins.) But State Sen. Christine Drazan is higher up in the party machine, and easily cleared the bar, so... time to pray.
Decision Desk HQ: https://tinyurl.com/55rb5bw4
Posted by: SciVo at May 20, 2026 02:44 AM (Sy6m/)
............
lol
Chris Dudley(NYKnicks at the time) legendarily got bulldozed by Shaq then whipped the ball at his back.
he deserves every vote he gets.
Posted by: Libertarian Thought Leeder at May 20, 2026 02:56 AM (ADssA)
Decision Desk HQ: https://tinyurl.com/55rb5bw4
Posted by: SciVo
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You've got to get rid of the crooks (vote manipulation) before you can find out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 02:57 AM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 20, 2026 03:08 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2026 03:15 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 03:43 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 03:44 AM (vd7PM)
NATO Scrambles Jet, Shoots Down Ukrainian Drone Over Estonia,
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 03:47 AM (vd7PM)
But I'm an optimist.
of sorts.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 03:52 AM (sAmhv)
He's such a wind sock. Fierce legislator he is.
Called for Ken Paxton's resignation and impeachment. And he wants to be attorney general.
No coincidence that early voting is open, right now, in TX.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 03:54 AM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Braenyard
Aww... glad you like the idea... but sorry to get your *midnight munchies* riled up.
Had to modify the recipe, due to not finding my fave hot sauce anymore. Turned out good, but (IMO) still missing something. Hmm.
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2026 04:00 AM (rdVOm)
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That's good. Pharma has been ripping us off for too long.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 04:06 AM (vd7PM)
Discounts from Amazon Pharmacy, Cost Plus Drugs, and GoodRx to be integrated into TrumpRx
Website targets uninsured buyers;
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 04:09 AM (vd7PM)
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2026 04:11 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 04:12 AM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Braenyard
Easy peasy-- delete the hot sauce and powdered hot chile, add a splash of fruit juice like pineapple or orange and a little extra grated cheese to soak it up-- Monterey Jack is good.
Posted by: JQ at May 20, 2026 04:21 AM (rdVOm)
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Posted by: clarence at May 20, 2026 04:31 AM (1QT7n)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 04:31 AM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 20, 2026 04:06 AM (vd7PM)
Maybe if government wasn’t there to give the illusion of free money, the price wouldn’t be so high. But yeah, Big Pharma Bad, Big Government Good.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (Onv6u)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (YwEeS)
The early chameleon gets the bug.
Just ask Tonypete.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (VHUov)
Had to be the hottest day of the year and I sweat my nads off up there. This time, the neighborhood supervisory crew were nowhere to be found.
Thank goodness.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (Onv6u)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)
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Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (6ydKt)
His parents are grooming him to be a furry.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2)
I wonder what the cat did that they chose to punish him in that particular way.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (3uBP9)
Watched a cool video last night where these two guys went camping in Yellowstone three times, once using 1925 gear, once with 1975 gear and once with modern gear. In the 1925 segment they had a choice of wiping with rocks or leaves. (Both chose rocks. "I never heard of a poison rock.")
Anyway, reading about Mike Pence's book made me think of that for some reason.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:08 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (Ul9Kx)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (OoFl2)
I'd ask management to check the previous thread in a few hours...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3)
If only Pete were still here to keep us informed of these matters.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)
The bonerphone is no longer in operation.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Halfway across the calendar from No-Nut November? Makes sense.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (PiwSw)
I'd like to see a bunny try THAT.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (gtcuf)
It took me weeks to get the tangles out of Snowflakes' hair. Some scissors were involved but she trusts me, although the horror movies may have given her pause.
CNN was just having hissy fits over Massie. Veslshi's going to town on the maps on MS Now.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (Sco7b)
eat shit, ratman: may you find the comforts of a prison cell you deserve.
Maybe you can bunk with your butt-boy Gabe Sterling.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:13 PM (73/SM)
Well, I could have been first but I was wrapping my Maypole.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)
If I had stupid sex texts exposed to the whole world, I wouldn't be able to show my face anywhere, I'd be so mortified and ashamed.
These people just go on. I guess the shame IS part of the kink.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Outside Observer at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:15 PM (3uBP9)
Leaders of Iran
Next dead supreme leader
Semi dead supreme leader
real fucking dead supreme leader
Taco Supreme Leader
The Supremes Leader (trans black gal cover band)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Gabe is also losing and not likely to make the runoff for Ratshitburger's job.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (Cqx++)
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gu0hJ)
Well, I've done my civic dooty. Voted MAGA, and Trump endorsed where there were endorsements. Then i voted for the most MAGAt leaning candidates based on their social media for the rest of the down ballot peeps.
Education secretary was downright beligerantly MAGA, she best not be faking the social media. Other two were both rino-squishes supporting the teacher union.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (D7WsJ)
For decades I thought it as "it's just a sprinkling for the May queen."
And the freakin' album had a lyric sheet. We hear what we hear, I guess.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gu0hJ)
I am starting to think troons may have some rather serious mental issues.
Just a hunch, mind you.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gu0hJ)
I thought they smelled bad from the out-side
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gKWVE)
If I had stupid sex texts exposed to the whole world, I wouldn't be able to show my face anywhere, I'd be so mortified and ashamed.
These people just go on. I guess the shame IS part of the kink.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)
I am convinced they think everyone behaves like this so it’s no big deal.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (hftzA)
Anywhere it walks.
Posted by: mikeskbsi at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (VHUov)
Elephant grabs a turtle at the watering hole and throws it frizbee style against a tree about 50 yards away.
It explodes into shell and guts.
Hyena says WTF Ellie, Why you do that.
He bit my trunk about 10 years ago
Hyena thats good fn memory
Yep Turtle Recall
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (Onv6u)
And I suppose I can just go soak my head in a bucket. Thanks.
Posted by: Bad person at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf)
Like a twister i was born to walk alone.
Posted by: Whitesnoke at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:21 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM
I'm in Canada so it's not like it helps them. CNN was pretty freaked. MS Now is talking about Trump's tightening grip 'on a shrinking Republican Party.
Wait, it's Masturbation month and Elizabeth Warren is currently on MS Now. I'm doing dishes though....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:22 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)
'Pinecone'.
At least call it 'Ponderosa' and say you were a fan of Bonanza growing up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)
If I had stupid sex texts exposed to the whole world, I wouldn't be able to show my face anywhere, I'd be so mortified and ashamed.
__________
100 years ago, Emily Post said never to write anything you're not willing to see in the newspapers tomorrow. Still makes sense today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:22 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Piper
By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is not true!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (l26NL)
She stepped over the banana peel
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (/+uur)
"It’s hard to overstate how big of a thorn in Trump’s side Massie has been – and how great of a victory Gallrein’s win is for the president. Massie has opposed Trump on every significant initiative he has proposed. He voted against bills to keep Trump’s government funded and opened. He voted against the Big, Beautiful Bill, the historic package containing the bulk of Trump’s campaign platform. He partnered with radical Democrat Ro Khanna from California to force through a bill ostensibly to release what is known as the Epstein files, but which instead caused trouble for Trump – who is not credibly accused of any wrongdoing and has been revealed to have been one of the first prominent celebrities to sound the alarm on Epstein, even banning him from Mar-A-Lago – and halted his agenda, while resulting in no additional perpetrators being brought to justice.
Put simply, no Democrat has been as effective as stopping Trump’s agenda as Thomas Massie has been. And now, after Trump went all-in to take him out, his political career is over."
Hope Massie's dick falls off for all his troubles.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gKWVE)
Nice. But Taun-Tauns are useful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf)
Like a twister i was born to walk alone.
Posted by: Whitesnoke at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (zZu0s)
"we gone tear that light up"
Literally how I heard an old Steve Miller song. I was a kid.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (0aYVJ)
Woman dies after plunging into open manhole on famed luxury shopping strip
__________
The old joke is: tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall down a manhole and die.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (HdYcL)
hahahhahahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (/+uur)
You wouldnt know her.
She's hot. Tits like sacks of oatmeal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (D7WsJ)
Bill F'ing Cassidy, to f with the voters joined his commie butt buddies to advance the vote. It will not be able to withstand a veto though. Just tRaitors being jagoffs
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (3uBP9)
I dislike being late a meme theme. What's the pinecone bit?
I never figured out where Ace came up with Cavernous Nostrils, either. But it's funny.
Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ with a language all its own - kaboomerang at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (yrKoI)
He was a malshipoo, a Maltese, Shih Tzu and Miniature or Toy Poodle.
Like to warble for attention, like the movie namesake; that's how he got the name.
He was a tall, fuzzy brown and white goof sometimes with attitude. But he always listened, loved to just be near.
He really liked stretching those long legs and running away from all the other dogs.
Nothing made him happier than the time he found the mud puddle in the back yard. Running around in big loops as fast as he could to circle back to slide and splash through the mud.
Completely exhausted, completely covered in mud and completely happy.
What a sight.
Goodbye little buddy: Hope you're running, splashing and playing in heaven.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (73/SM)
Tallarico has Canadian GF
hahahhahahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (/+uur)
____________
Proves he's a fag.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (zBgIx)
Hope Massie's dick falls off for all his troubles.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (GD0B3)
I would ask DoJ to go after his family. I would ask dogcacther to repo his dog. I would make sure he could not drive down the road without blue lights.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (/+uur)
“wrapped up like a douche”.
Then I read the lyrics one day and felt quite stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (w/O5Q)
It makes no sense to go after members of your own party.
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (vFG9F)
"The Senate voted 50-47 to move the War Powers Resolution out from the Senate’s Foreign Relation Committee, with Sens. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK), Susan Collins (R-ME), Rand Paul (R-KY), and Cassidy voting with the Democrats, CBS News reports"
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (GD0B3)
Not sure if there is definite confirmation of this, but it's all over the Internet.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (Av6i5)
She stepped over the banana peel
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (/+uur)
Chances she was focusing on her fucking phone?
Almost a guarantee
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:27 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw
Gainz, brah! For the gainzz!
https://youtu.be/bikIdnMf2gs
Posted by: the gym-rat elephant at May 19, 2026 08:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (w/O5Q)
lol, never get high on your own supply!
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)
Take a look at miss ovens snozz.
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:27 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (3ek7K)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (Ia/+0)
__________
They are now called
People Holes or
Service Holes
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (/lPRQ)
I initially read this as "manatees", and thought "that must be a manatee supermodel, it's so skinny".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (Av6i5)
Makes sense if true.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)
Also signed up online to receive text message updates on its progress, where the online dashboard helpfully tells me that it's 1/3 Outbound, where the next steps are 2/3 Received and 3/3 Accepted. That's actually pretty slick. The brief sign-up form let you limit the times they would send a message, and I accepted the default of 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., which means I won't get any updates until tomorrow (since they won't even collect it from the drop box until the quiet time). Received the welcoming text message and replied Yes to confirm. With the Silicon Forest and everything, Oregon prides itself on being fairly hip to the tech, and this does seem to be well-done.
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (RCjYY)
I always sang it "Iron Maiden's gonna get you, how near or how far." Still do even though I know it's wrong.
One of the funniest misheard lyrics I've heard: Back in the 90s I was in a band and we wanted to cover a song by Guided by Voices lead singer Robert Pollard called 'Subspace Biographies." *Great* song btw.
First run-through in rehearsal, our lead singer sang "There is nothing worse than an ugly German person" and we all stopped playing and lost it cracking up! The line is: "There is nothing worse than an undetermined person."
Lead singer was embarassed but managed to say in his defense "well, my version IS true!"
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:21 PM (Sco7b)
Hilarious. The party is shrinking so much, Trump's endorsements just keep pushing our favored candidates over the top. MAGA is dying, people, can't you see it???
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz)
She stepped over the banana peel
Posted by: r hennigantx
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov)
While speaking at a progressive conference on Tuesday, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., called for Democrats to not only defeat "MAGA extremists" electorally but also "break their spirit."
Posted by: L - No nic... at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (3ek7K)
*arches eyebrow*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM
This is *exactly* the kind of weaponization that we're urgently warning people about!
No kings!
Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The difference is that people write things on the internet thinking that no one in their own world will read it, because they are anonymous warriors.
Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (HdYcL)
Marx
she steps over the banana peel
into the manhole
Kolchak
She falls into the manhole
eaten by a lizzard
Sex in the city
She falls into the manhole
onto a dick
Country song
She falls into the manhole
with my paycheck and wallet
TV Commercial
She falls into the manhole
Family gets $40 Million
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (3ek7K)
Thanks to the Horde, I know what 'sounding' is....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM (Sco7b)
While speaking at a progressive conference on Tuesday, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., called for Democrats to not only defeat "MAGA extremists" electorally but also "break their spirit."
Posted by: L - No nic... at May 19, 2026
Ain’t nothing’ gonna break our stride, ain’t nothing gonna sloowww us dowwnnn, oh no!
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Piper
=====
Awful on X. The paid ones will go away and troll on some other matter but the butt hurt Luap Nor Sturm Front coalitions is likely to show up here and dump a load.
The two shooters of that Muzzie place in San Diego were infected with the same mindset from one of the murderer's released statement.
There are a fair number of nihilistic youngsters, that honestly want to provoke destruction just like their ideological mirror images on the left do. Unfortunately, we share a society with both of them.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM (E4rtv)
Not sure if there is definite confirmation of this, but it's all over the Internet.
Posted by: zombie
Prolly just swim team variety fags.
Only thing they are missing is the Vespa...
but, they never showed us the getaway vehicle.
linky in nic.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)
Podcasts seem go be the way to go these days.
He’d fit right in with Tucker, Megyn, and Candace.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)
Al-Jazeera.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov)
Tragedy is when 100k old people die when they have to take in COVID 19
Comedy is when Rob talks to his Dad thru the glass door
Reality is when your drug fueled son kills you.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM
This is where I learned what a Cleveland Steamer is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (0sNs1)
----
Unfortunately, he belongs to Texas.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (VCgbV)
No, I meant, Ossoff is like a GA version of Talarico. Stupid gay commie. But me no write good.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)
Al-Jazeera.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (qx7Zg)
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (GD0B3)
On the mosque shooters being transgender: It may be a little early to say exactly what their relationship is. Took a while just to get confirmation on their names, and details are slow in coming on the suspects in this case.
Posted by: KT at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (rdeQO)
There is a FANTASTIC clip of Manfred Mann's Earth Band playing that live on The Midnight Special. Holy hell, every single member of the band was absolutely KILLING it. Truly magical.
https://tinyurl.com/78ask7y9
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (3ek7K)
Then I read the lyrics one day and felt quite stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (6ydKt)
You do not want it cold I am told
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (YCxFk)
*walks in*
*tosses keys on polished table*
Good evening, Hordians..
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (HdYcL)
You have gas money F u
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (/+uur)
MSNOW will milk him for anti-Trump crap, but his true home will be the Tuqr/Cavernous Nostrils circuit.
It's a long shot, but he might get on the Flat Earth circuit as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: farquad at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (CFMhl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM
You know who else had a polished table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (0sNs1)
They usually go after Christian schools.
It’s an odd case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)
I assume he'll be on Only Fans in a yellow raincoat.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (w/O5Q)
Almost a guarantee
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll
No, she was stepping out of her car at night.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (YCxFk)
Cassidy is the one I believe that just had the war powers vote passed, as a final passing f u on the way out the door. It won't break the veto though. pissy and ineffectual. Which is kind of the story of the GOPe.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (3uBP9)
JackOssoff also have girlfriend in other shcool
You would not know her
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)
I assume he'll be on Only Fans in a yellow raincoat.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (w/O5Q)
... and a basket of pinecones to shove up his pinecone. (And no, I'm not explaining if you don't know!)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (oq9dX)
They usually go after Christian schools.
It’s an odd case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (6ydKt)
Just wanting to stir up as much chaos as possible.
Like the Joker, but far less effective.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (0aYVJ)
https://tinyurl.com/78ask7y9
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (gtcuf)
Chris Slade on drums when he still had hair.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 08:38 PM (CNl8/)
And, after a couple of delays, looks like Elon and SpaceX are shooting for Thursday, the 21st, for the Starship v3 test launch. You can check out SpaceX X for some pics of the rollout of the massive thing.
Unlike NASA, SpaceX doesn't do vertical stacking, but they stack the Ship and the big booster at the pad using the massive tower arms. They do a lot of stacking and unstacking in the testing and checkout before a launch.
They are constructing a big "Gigabay" facility down at Starbase which will apparently be able to do vertical assembly at some point.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 08:38 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: farquad at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (CFMhl)
285 is code word for fucked up
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:38 PM (/+uur)
Almost a guarantee
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll
No, she was stepping out of her car at night.
Posted by: Piper
====
At night?
Crack heads have been known to steal MH covers to sell for scrap. Any other lids missing?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:38 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:39 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (YCxFk)
Revenge of the Nerds
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:39 PM (/+uur)
https://tinyurl.com/78ask7y9
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (gtcuf)
His singing is much clearer than the studio version.
Can clearly hear ‘Deuce’.
Very nice, haven’t heard it in a while.
Thanks,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:39 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo "
In a van, down by the river!
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F)
What a complete loser
Flailing and spewing hate after his embarrassment
Now think of how many of the GOPe are doing the exact same thing. The Dems got away with it for a while.
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 08:40 PM (hauj+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Like the Joker, but far less effective.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (0aYVJ)
If they really wanted to cause chaos, they should have had this song blasting while they were being jokers.
https://youtu.be/dV3AziKTBUo
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ with a language all its own - kaboomerang at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (yrKoI)
Massie and Boebert have been getting it on, and some of their texts were leaked (who leaked these? I don't know). In them, Massie refers to his junk as his pine cone.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: farquad
Which brings up the larger question - can one get back any hours that have already been spent?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (Onv6u)
They usually go after Christian schools.
It’s an odd case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (6ydKt)
Just wanting to stir up as much chaos as possible.
Like the Joker, but far less effective.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian
apparently both the teens fell under the influence of "Accelerationist" online trolls who (just for kicks) brainwashed them into "starting a race war", just to chuckle abut how easy it was ti manipulate kids intio committing violence. They had Nazi imagery with them, and also hated Jews, etc.
I wonder if the feds will be able to track down the trolls behind it all.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (Av6i5)
This world is not for you and you do not belong.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (w/O5Q)
lol, never get high on your own supply!
Posted by: runner
======
I just feel for the people of District 4, while Massie was gallivanting around with his mistresses and Massie's Nasties, the district was not being represented.
That is what happens when a person's ego and bile against Jews and Israel ends up corroding one's soul. I think his and his supporters political attacks on Israel and his harping on Epstein when it was shown nothing was there doomed him.
And most of the district wanted no part of that nasty flirting with real life Not Sees and Muzzies pushing Massie for their own evil reasons. Killed whatever libertarian message, if any, that Massie was actually pushing.
If he had stopped at simply criticizing government spending and debt or even criticizing the war against Iran, he would have stayed in office most likely. He had to go into the gutter.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)
Then I read the lyrics one day and felt quite stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (6ydKt)
You do not want it cold I am told
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (/+uur)
For the majority of my life, over a half century, I thought it was, "Just like the one winged dove", and thought Stevie was having a zen moment, like the sound of one hand clapping or something. Really.
I mean the song has a stupid name, they should have just called it, "White Winged Dove", so there wouldn't be any confusion. It's an easy mistake to make when you think about it.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (Wmg4n)
Go to my Vote Center. It is closed. Local rec center.
No signs about where to go vote.
NONE
NADA
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (/+uur)
Well, whatever ............
Cackle ..... Cackle ........... Cackle.......
Posted by: Kami Harris at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (lagsy)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (Wmg4n)
That's what you think. -- Saijo
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (qx7Zg)
This world is not for you and you do not belong.
Posted by: r hennigantx
Have they stayed at the "Y"?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (/lPRQ)
This will be the first flight of the new "v3" version of the Raptor engines.
Look up side by side comparisons of the v3 vs the previous versions. Much simpler and cleaner looking with much less visible external plumbing and lines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: zombie
======
They can start with former and current FBI agents. One of them was connected with the perpetrator of the supermarket mass shooting in Buffalo NY.
They also need to check on DHS agents as well for the same thing.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:44 PM (E4rtv)
I wonder if the feds will be able to track down the trolls behind it all.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (Av6i5)
Coming down fast but dont let me break you
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:44 PM (/+uur)
My own made up lyric, ever since the song came out:
Just like a one wing dove
Flopping around
In a big 'ol circle
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)
“A minor fuel-related hazmat situation was identified at the scene; however, there is no immediate danger to the public,” police said.
Aka, train hits stool bus.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:45 PM (+34Tt)
Well, whatever ............
Cackle ..... Cackle ........... Cackle.......
Posted by: Kami Harris at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (lagsy)
This chardonnay aint cold bitches
Posted by: commieelala at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
========
Podcasts is my guess.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (3uBP9)
Theres a bathroom on the right
Posted by: commieelala at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
========
Podcasts is my guess.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv)
I take it back. He'll end up as a TikTok Backup Dancer.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: wth"
Yeah! She was probably talking to someone who was talking on their phone too! What a dingbat.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (vFG9F)
Look up side by side comparisons of the v3 vs the previous versions. Much simpler and cleaner looking with much less visible external plumbing and lines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
===
Almost like they found out that all they had to do was push fuel in there as fast as they could.
The v1 has more plumbing than an '75 American V8....
Maybe all the German engineers have died off?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Jmel at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (3TlS+)
youtu.be/0v__1UigsCU
Yea, Motley Crue's version. I'm an 80s kid. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 08:48 PM (sAmhv)
OH SHIT
NO SHIT
YOURE SHITTING ME
SHIT NO
SHIT HAPPENS
WELL SHIT
Posted by: commieelala at May 19, 2026 08:48 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:48 PM (/+uur)
I mentioned this yesterday and Anna helped me draw the analogy to the Virgina redistricting fiasco.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:49 PM (vFG9F)
They usually go after Christian schools.
It’s an odd case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (6ydKt)
Just wanting to stir up as much chaos as possible.
Like the Joker, but far less effective.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian
apparently both the teens fell under the influence of "Accelerationist" online trolls who (just for kicks) brainwashed them into "starting a race war", just to chuckle abut how easy it was ti manipulate kids intio committing violence. They had Nazi imagery with them, and also hated Jews, etc.
I wonder if the feds will be able to track down the trolls behind it all.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (Av6i5)
Groypers.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:49 PM (GD0B3)
=======
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 NOW — NBC at Thomas Massie's watch party after his loss to Trump: "We are already seeing calls for Thomas Massie to run for president, to stay relevant somehow."
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:49 PM (E4rtv)
Maybe all the German engineers have died off?
They all quit when they were told the target was not London.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:50 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (qx7Zg)
Bus station cock sucker required resume
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:50 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:45 PM (+34Tt)
Here it is: maybe nsfw due to bleeped swearing
https://tinyurl.com/529cz78z
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (w/O5Q)
It's 3D printing, apparently. They were able to put a lot the tubing and sensor and control circuits inside the main casing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)
---
I think you are being too charitable. Vanishingly few people enter politics - especially at the congressional level - wanting to do anything meaningful. It's all about power and ego, and that's why so many immediate go full demonic, happy to lie, cheat and of course fornicate.
I'm sure there are a lot of midwits predicting that GOPs who lost their primaries are going to obstruct Congress, but I have a different take.
Trump is telling EVERYONE in the caucus that he will end their careers if they do not get on board. Thune is on his last term unless he starts producing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Stay for the charcuterie
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (/+uur)
He should. He totally should. That would show 'em.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:52 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo "
---
He's gonna build his own theme park! With hookers and blackjack!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 08:52 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 08:52 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Jmel
Democrats are even less liked right now than Republicans. Both the GOP and Democrats in Congress are in a limbo contest--how low can they go. But it helps that Trump is being seen as taking out his own party's trash while the Democrats keep their trashy politicians around.
Right now, Trump has about the only agenda in town compared to the congressional GOP and Dems.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (gtcuf)
And how would he do that?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Riz8t)
Because it can't fly, because it only has one wing. Or I guess it could theoretically kind of spiral down, but is that flight? No it is not. I bet the whole idea was to have a song about a one winged dove and at the last minute they rewrote it due to CORPORATE PRESSURE!
So in a way, I'm right and the world is wrong.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (3uBP9)
https://tinyurl.com/529cz78z
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
Dayum. Turds everywhere. And that stool bus was FULL.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (+34Tt)
Cackle ................... Cackle .............. Cackle..........
Posted by: Kami Harris at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (lagsy)
Speaking of lyrics...
The Doors LA Woman, when I was in high school I misheard "Drive through your suburbs" as "Plowing through your bean field".
I still sing my version in the shower.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (zPWw8)
HARRISON COUNTY, Ind. — An Indiana man is behind bars after police say he was found dancing in the roadway while holding a rare box turtle and carrying methamphetamine.
Indiana DNR officials announced Tuesday that a man had been arrested in Harrison County after conservation officers found him “dancing” along a local street. The man was reportedly holding an Eastern Box Turtle, which DNR said is illegal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (Cqx++)
I'm sure there are a lot of midwits predicting that GOPs who lost their primaries are going to obstruct Congress, but I have a different take.
Trump is telling EVERYONE in the caucus that he will end their careers if they do not get on board. Thune is on his last term unless he starts producing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Fair enough, but I was discussing Massie in particular. The wider GOPe problem children like Cassidy, Cornyn, Thune, simply want to continue running their caucus like McConnell did. For the donors and the Chamber of Commerce--no tariffs, endless outsourcing, endless deployments abroad to 'protect' client states, etc..
And that puts them directly in opposition to Trump.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Jmel at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (3TlS+)
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Speculation about the midterms is pointless at this point. There are two crucial decision points that decide the general: the filing deadline and the primary result.
It doesn't matter what the party preference polls say, if you have insane, bankrupt candidates, you will lose. The Dems are going full nutjob, so every House seat, every Senate race, will NOT be a contest between Generic Democrat and Generic Republican but between Hakim Assad Death-to-America Jihad and Joe Schmoe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo "
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He's gonna build his own theme park! With hookers and blackjack!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
So. Circus Circus in Vegas?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (+34Tt)
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Jmel
Possible preview.
https://tinyurl.com/2s3fvm8y
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (ndZc7)
and you thought it was bad when I used the chemical toilet.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (oq9dX)
Kai Trump's backup dancer in that mega-viral Trump Dance video is now a big time influencer. All she did was backup dance and look cute, didn't say a word. This world today, I don't get it. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (gtcuf)
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Biff Tanner stole Doc Brown's time-traveling train...but didn't know how to apply the brakes when he returned to the present.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd
They could be heard all day long saying, "F this shit!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:57 PM (+34Tt)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Riz8t)
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He will endorse primary challengers...wait for it... AFTER HE LEAVE OFFICE.
He is sitting on his Throne of Skulls and you have to ask yourself, if it is worth pissing on him to having your lucrative career cut short just to piss him off.
Liz Cheney took that bet. Where is she now?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
I dig a little dog about an hour ago...
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:57 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 08:57 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: it's got to work better than his pinecone at May 19, 2026 08:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:59 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)
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What the GOPe fails to understand is that Trumpism will outlast Trump. There is no going back. And after his term ends, Trump will have all the time in the world to destroy those who thwarted him. That's the message this spring. Cassidy, Massie, the Hoosier pussies, and next up, Cornyn.
"Nice Senate career you have. Shame if something should happen to it."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:59 PM (ZOv7s)
I'm sorry. I thought this was AMERICA.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Riz8t)
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He will endorse primary challengers...wait for it... AFTER HE LEAVE OFFICE.
He is sitting on his Throne of Skulls and you have to ask yourself, if it is worth pissing on him to having your lucrative career cut short just to piss him off.
Liz Cheney took that bet. Where is she now?
We'll see. It's one thing to do it when you're in power, another altogether once you're out of office. I doubt Trump wants to be another Obama, clinging desperately to power via pathetic little subterfuges.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (EZKaN)
Isn't this America? I thought this was America!
Posted by: Randy Marsh at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (vFG9F)
no shit
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (gtcuf)
She should pair up with the box turtle.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Hawking crap on TEMU?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:01 PM (+34Tt)
His addition to the View will hopefully add the Gay White Male Audience to tune in daily with "All" Five (5) Ladies on the View..
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 19, 2026 09:01 PM (5l41Z)
"Nice Senate career you have. Shame if something should happen to it."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I don't like it, but thems the rules they made. So let the games begin.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 09:01 PM (nESHF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 09:01 PM (ndZc7)
Good riddance to this asshole.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (T6aVk)
In normal times I would agree. But redistricting has changed the board a lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (viF8m)
Dancing with a turtle or trying to kill people???
I guess that easier than arresting people who are committing felonies.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (vFG9F)
Good riddance to this asshole.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (CNl8/)
he really said that? whoa , thanks for taking out the trash Kentucky !
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Kami Harris at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (5l41Z)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (Riz8t)
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Right. A guy with a limitless appetite for media exposure is suddenly going to embrace a life of quiet seclusion.
He will settle scores.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Is that an actual quote? Holy sh*t.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 09:04 PM (vTZFs)
GOOD FOR THEM: Lost Parchment Reveals People Who Survived The Black Death.
8:00 pm by Glenn Reynolds
Idiots. Bubonic only had a mortality of like 30-40%. Now if you got Pnuemonic we'll, you were fucked.
30 to 40 means 70 to 60% lived.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 09:04 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Riz8t)
Remove people from committees?
There’s still money to be made on the way out the door… instead of pouting, get with the program or lose that cushie committee seat you are using for insider trading.
Posted by: Ann at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (SHHm+)
"Nice Senate career you have. Shame if something should happen to it."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I think Trump is trying to revamp the party but the clock is ticking away. Teddy Roosevelt had the same issues with the GOP in Congress in his time.
And the battle between Teddy and his hand picked successor enable Woodrow Wilson and the Democrats to come back to win it all in 1912.
The lure of donor money and ensuring multi generational wealth for their own families seems to be irresistible to far too many pols.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)
My bro can do both sides of the conversation.
I should record for youtube
And yes he was wearing white (hahaha) t and white (hahahha) pants.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (D1E+2)
Let Senator Cornyn be next.
I did my part.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (T6aVk)
I have voted against McCornyn 3 or 4 times in the last 30 days.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (/+uur)
I still sing my version in the shower.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (zPWw
Hahaha!
While youtubing last weekend, I learned that Mr. Dmlw! thought Warren Zevon said the werewolf's hair was purple.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 09:06 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Pretty friggin' sure she is not in Wyoming. She was not born there, did not grow up there, never went to school there. Nepot carpetbagger bitch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:06 PM (GD0B3)
Looks like a real quote from Massie. What a scumbag. People like this sometimes make me want to look for a puzzlebox
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 09:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 09:07 PM (3uBP9)
https://tinyurl.com/529cz78z
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
Dayum. Turds everywhere. And that stool bus was FULL.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (+34Tt)
Holy shit indeed.
Posted by: Most apropos profanity at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Then move the family to Las Vegas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (ndZc7)
A lieutenant assigned to a remote Civil War outpost starts questioning his purpose after making contact with a neighboring Sioux settlement.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (wVcYX)
I am just going Liawatha.
Keep singing and dancing till Rainwater shows up.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (/+uur)
I still sing my version in the shower.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (zPWw
Hahaha!
While youtubing last weekend, I learned that Mr. Dmlw! thought Warren Zevon said the werewolf's hair was purple.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Bathroom is on the right.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (nESHF)
Good riddance to this asshole.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (CNl8/)
he really said that? whoa , thanks for taking out the trash Kentucky !
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (GD0B3)
Damn, he's a serious douchetool.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (viF8m)
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Lots of new factors are in play. For the next couple of months, the Democrats will be fighting with each other over who hates this country more. It's going to be wild to watch, but that's where they are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)
That fatality rate can still fuck you up at the wrong time
Posted by: grand Inca Atawallpa at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (rvNIn)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 09:10 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 09:10 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: runner
......
Shoulda saved some of those sacks of cash, dummy.
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 09:10 PM (oq9dX)
Prove they are gay
Prove they are not gay
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (/+uur)
Maybe they didn't want to be thrown off a building.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 09:11 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: Cortillaen at May 19, 2026 09:11 PM (1cPuw)
Posted by: grand Inca Atawallpa at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (gKWVE)
Of course, but this was young and old. Plus, that death rate is about 30 times covid.
Dont kiss rats, people.
This is also endemic in the rodent populations of the sw US.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)
Every incumbent RINO that loses their primary will have seven more months to be a vengeful raging asshole. Getting rid of them is the thing to do. Just, they'll have the seven months.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 09:11 PM (biznJ)
Liz Cheny is gone. Now we Harriet Hagwoman here in Wyoming.
Husband is always sending her letters and her responses are crazy.
Oh, we can't do that because we have such debt in our country.
It's always interesting to read her responses to Hubby's letters.
I think it is her staffers responding to his letters.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 09:12 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (+34Tt)
Holy shit indeed.
Posted by: Most apropos profanity at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (TbWk/)
Train was goin' at least turdy miles an hour.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 19, 2026 09:12 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 09:10 PM (oq9dX)
his days of holding "fundraisers" for pocket cash to take his fuckbuddies to Africa, and wherever else are coming to an end...and his day of IRS audits zeroing in on Cow Money are just beginning...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3)
Yup. It sounds good, but once you're out of office, you lose your grip on the levers of power. The last thing a President Vanciotis wants is someone running a shadow presidency.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: four seasons
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Yep. I used to do that working for a congress critter back in the day. More fun to work on a campaign.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)
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Donors do not pay for people who can do nothing for them. Lose your power, lose the money. Anyone remember Bart Stupak? Pro-life Dem who sold out on Obamacare? Guy had a lifetime seat in Congress, but was summarily bounced.
He wanders around, trying to network, call in old favors, it's really pathetic. Do you think the donors are taking care of him? Right now Cassidy is frantically making calls, and no one is answering.
It's like diamonds in Casablanca. "Anti-Trump Republicans are a glut on the market, no one is interested."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
A Woke Werewolf! He'd fit right in today's London.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)
McDonalds drive thru?
Posted by: Joemarine at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (y171U)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 09:16 PM (qTrmL)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 09:17 PM (qTrmL)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (gtcuf)
HARRISON COUNTY, Ind. — An Indiana man is behind bars after police say he was found dancing in the roadway while holding a rare box turtle and carrying methamphetamine.
Indiana DNR officials announced Tuesday that a man had been arrested in Harrison County after conservation officers found him “dancing” along a local street. The man was reportedly holding an Eastern Box Turtle, which DNR said is illegal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
youtu.be/rf592f9jPaM
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (sAmhv)
BREAKING: Cambridge Council votes 5-2 to disable gunshot detectors to protect black residents and migrants
https://notthebee.com/ta4eb
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (+34Tt)
>Those Kentucky Jews are almost as bad as those Russian Jews.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (D1E+2)
Like Henry Hill going back to Pauly in Goodfellas.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (nESHF)
Posted by: Ching Chow at May 19, 2026 09:19 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:13 PM (Riz8t)
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There is political power, and there is personal power. Trump has lots of both.
Imagine a Trump out of office, a guy who can just camp out in your state or district. No official duties, no summits, just all the time in the world to ruin your life.
It would be a shame if that happened to you. All you have to do is vote for these things, maybe fire the bitch parliamentarian. Recess the Senate. Or, you know, enjoy your last term.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:19 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3)
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Posted by: Thomas Massie at May 19, 2026 09:20 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:13 PM (Riz8t)
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There is political power, and there is personal power. Trump has lots of both.
Imagine a Trump out of office, a guy who can just camp out in your state or district. No official duties, no summits, just all the time in the world to ruin your life.
It would be a shame if that happened to you. All you have to do is vote for these things, maybe fire the bitch parliamentarian. Recess the Senate. Or, you know, enjoy your last term.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Imagine a squeaky clean Trump with billions of dollars to dig up every wormy thing on you.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:21 PM (+34Tt)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 09:21 PM (RCjYY)
Imagine a Trump out of office, a guy who can just camp out in your state or district. No official duties, no summits, just all the time in the world to ruin your life.
It would be a shame if that happened to you. All you have to do is vote for these things, maybe fire the bitch parliamentarian. Recess the Senate. Or, you know, enjoy your last term.
You still haven't addressed HOW. Yes, he will be a popular ex-President, but that isn't the same thing as having actual power.
You said it yourself:
Donors do not pay for people who can do nothing for them. Lose your power, lose the money...Do you think the donors are taking care of him?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at May 19, 2026 09:22 PM (RT8JQ)
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But they're allowed to dress Tina Fey up weekly and insert fake quotes into Sarah Palin's life forever because "comedy" and "art". Fuck off bitches.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 09:23 PM (vE0+H)
100 fuckin million fuckin dollars
Not to defeat Cammie or Hilldog
100 MILLION
RNC Needs a RINO more than they need you.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:23 PM (/+uur)
HARRISON COUNTY, Ind. — An Indiana man is behind bars after police say he was found dancing in the roadway while holding a rare box turtle and carrying methamphetamine.
Indiana DNR officials announced Tuesday that a man had been arrested in Harrison County after conservation officers found him “dancing” along a local street. The man was reportedly holding an Eastern Box Turtle, which DNR said is illegal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
youtu.be/rf592f9jPaM
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Please tell me that guy was a defeated GOPe Indiana State Senator. Lie if you must.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:21 PM (+34Tt)
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Opposition research at a level that the world has never seen.
But sure, cross him. It'll be fine. Liz Cheney sez so.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)
100 fuckin million fuckin dollars
Not to defeat Cammie or Hilldog
100 MILLION
RNC Needs a RINO more than they need you.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:23 PM (/+uur)
I am not "liking" what RNC is doing this cycle. We are back to Ronna Romney days. Fk...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:24 PM (gtcuf)
It would be pretty difficult for a restaurant to fuck up Truffle Fries. Right? I mean do people agree that would be a hard thing to do? Maybe I'm out of touch but I didn't think you could even really mess them up if you offer them.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 09:24 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:24 PM (GD0B3)
Where does vote Red money go?
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:25 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:25 PM (/+uur)
what's that ?
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:22 PM (Riz8t)
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His endorsement. His willingness to campaign for candidates he likes, fundraising for them. Opposition research on their opponents. He's like a freelance bomber wing, roaming around the country and devastating those who oppose him.
Tireless. No distractions, just out there to make sure that everyone in your state, in your district knows that YOU personally screwed them over. And the media can't get enough of him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 09:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Susan Collins at May 19, 2026 09:27 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Gosh, I figured I'd be glad I asked! 🙄
That's a nasty twist on "ribbed for her pleasure."
And suggests severe disfigurement, shades of bentwang Bill or shrivelpud Harvey. (Sad that we know about these things - without even trying.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - itchy at May 19, 2026 09:27 PM (yrKoI)
Posted by: Ching Chow at May 19, 2026 09:19 PM (oftw2)
But I'm bald, and I like my neighbor. She's hawt.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 09:28 PM (2WIwB)
There's a Pinyon Pinecone/pine nuts joke to be made there but I'm too lazy to make it.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:28 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 09:29 PM (qTrmL)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 09:29 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 09:29 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:30 PM (GD0B3)
Tireless. No distractions, just out there to make sure that everyone in your state, in your district knows that YOU personally screwed them over. And the media can't get enough of him.
And again, do you think another Repub president wants him interfering and inserting himself? There's a reason we used to have a policy that ex-presidents largely recused themselves from politics. The only reason Obama is doing it and the Dems haven't told him to STFD and STFU is because they don't have a leader of the party now. That will not be the case with president Vanciotis.
On another level, I think Melania will tell him "Enough!"
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:24 PM (gtcuf)
you rich fucker that get your hair cut monthly...
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:31 PM (/+uur)
RE: Murkowski
Alaska voters will have a chance to vote "yes or no" on ranked-choice voting soon-- BEFORE the general election in Nov.
I looked that up to make sure I'd remembered it right.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 09:31 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:31 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: mindful webworker - itchy at May 19, 2026 09:27 PM (yrKoI)
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I recall an amusing evening around a campfire a couple of decades ago where artillery was brought up in this context.
"Eight-inch howitzer."
"Six-pounder smoothbore."
Pinecone? Really?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Diogenes
Relatively few women go on the roof, compared to men. Was married to a lovely, fit, woman for 40 years, but we were never on the roof together.
Posted by: No Love On A Rooftop at May 19, 2026 09:32 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:32 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:33 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: T. Massie at May 19, 2026 09:33 PM (0e5Te)
On another level, I think Melania will tell him "Enough!"
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:31 PM (Riz8t)
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You don't get it. Trump will be an independent operator. Vance (or Rubio!) will be able say "He's a free citizen, he can say what he wants."
Trump can go on pure offense, and the POTUS can be all smiles and kindness. Attack dogs are useful.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:34 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 09:36 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: ...
>The truffle harvest in Liz Warren's native Oklahoma occurs at about the same time the prairie crabs begin their migration. Truffle butter will do nothing if not enhance your dining pleasure.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 09:36 PM (D1E+2)
I usually disregard someone who uses that tired old trope. I disagree with you; that's not the same thing as calling me stupid.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:36 PM (Riz8t)
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Because We Care!!!
Jeeze louise these fuckers are rancid
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 09:36 PM (XWOK2)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:15
Oh, she has put on a bit of weight there.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 09:36 PM (p4NUW)
incher is Army
Do I look fat in this is Coast Guard
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:34 PM (/+uur)
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The 12-pound Napoleon says otherwise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:37 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:24 PM (gtcuf)
you rich fucker that get your hair cut monthly...
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:31 PM (/+uur)
you blessed fellas with hair . . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 09:37 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:37 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 09:36 PM (p4NUW)
Big boned, Piper. Big boned.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:38 PM (GD0B3)
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Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 NOW — NBC at Thomas Massie's watch party after his loss to Trump: "We are already seeing calls for Thomas Massie to run for president, to stay relevant somehow."
Posted by: whig
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Sure, as a democrat, or libertarian, or green party, ...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 09:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:36 PM (Riz8t)
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Who said anything about your intelligence? I said that you are not grasping m point. That could be on me, but in electoral politics, there are advantages to having "rogue actors" trashing your opposition who you can freely disavow.
See also: Bill Clinton, triangulation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:39 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 09:39 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Diogenes
Relatively few women go on the roof, compared to men. Was married to a lovely, fit, woman for 40 years, but we were never on the roof together.
Posted by: No Love On A Rooftop at May 19, 2026 09:32 PM (oftw2)
You asked for it . . .
https://youtu.be/puM1k-S86nE
Posted by: The Drifters at May 19, 2026 09:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:38 PM (GD0B3)
Bones don't jiggle.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 09:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 09:37 PM
Carpet for the win.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 09:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 09:36 PM (XWOK2)
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Another factor in the midterms. The Dems want crime. They don't care if you die.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:31 PM (/+uur)
LOL but nope. The prices are old-fashioned too. 20 bucks. Not same as in town because it is in town.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:41 PM (gtcuf)
Yes, Alice In Wonderland would feel right at home.
It's "to protect black people and immigrants" that they voted down gunshot detectors.
Being dead is protection of a sort, I suppose.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 09:41 PM (RCjYY)
I don't give a shit how people look.
If they aren't stealing my hard earned income, I don't care.
Of course we here on AOS are perfect and look like models.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 09:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 19, 2026 09:42 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 09:41 PM (RCjYY)
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Only the dead are free of worry.
Posted by: Ancient Greeks at May 19, 2026 09:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Yeah had nothing to do with him being an Islamic apologist and general America hating leftist dipshit it’s cuz Trump want to punish people.
No matter how much you hate the msm it’s never enough.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 09:43 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 19, 2026 09:42 PM (0e5Te)
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Another exemplar of the Trump Curse.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Which I can’t have because I’m on the stupid carnivore diet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 09:44 PM (XV/Pl)
Oh, that is good news. Screw that guy in particular.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:44 PM (Riz8t)
Yeah had nothing to do with him being an Islamic apologist and general America hating leftist dipshit it’s cuz Trump want to punish people.
No matter how much you hate the msm it’s never enough.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 09:43 PM (b4qzS)
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Counterpoint: the NYT is inadvertently warning critics not to cross The Donald.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:45 PM (ZOv7s)
"Wah. Wah, wah!
We need the RINOs or Trump's agenda is dead!"
And it's dead with them.
Cry more, loser.
Go suck on Ratshitburger's dick.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 09:45 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I think the campaign funds were his payout. Same with his crony and aid Gabe Sterling who ran the office during the 2020 fraud and ran for Sec. of State. And it ended the career of Chris Carr, cowardly AG who saw no evil and heard no evil.
Jackson, the late parachuted in billionaire candidate by courtesy of Kemp's state contracts, dropped a cool $100 million of his own money on the governor's race. I think he was put into the race because Carr and Ratshitburger had no chance at winning clearly by the time Jackson entered.
Jackson is currently running second to Trump endorsed Burt Jones bu the race will go to a runoff. Democrat candidate for governor is Keisha Lance Bottoms who quit her job as Atlanta mayor because she was so bad at ait. Did not run in 2022 for reelection.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:45 PM (E4rtv)
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The left is almost as sad at Massie losing in 2026, as they were at Trump winning in 2024. They all supported this stupid nazi cvnt.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:45 PM (GD0B3)
If the two teens who shot up the mosque are trans then maybe the moose limbs will do something useful and focus on them for a change vs innocent people. Odd that it is not in the news.
I read a headline today of a Pink Panther costume pervert loping along and he tried to kidnap a girl.
The furries are getting brazen. May 14th in Fredricksburg, VA. I looked it up because I am still a little trippy from the cholera last week.
You'd think I had a high fever that burned out some fuses but it only went to 99. Almost normal!
Proud to know what day it is normalish! I think it was a new bioweapon from chy na.
In my state of ignoring the noises coming from my abdomen last week, noises no human should make, I started watching a really stupido teenybopper series on Amazon: Everwood. Back then (early 2000's) they made about 20 shows per season. The last 20 or so episodes I speed through people I can't stand. I am determined to see the end tonight. I knew I was better when I started hating people on the show two days ago.
Landman Season 2 just started? Will have to check this out tomorrow with my dude.I think we saw only the first season, but who knows
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 09:46 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ with a language all its own - kaboomerang at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (yrKoI)
Before it was considered a racist type of joke, negros were renowned for having large nostrils.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 09:46 PM (rbvCR)
incher is Army
Do I look fat in this is Coast Guard
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:34 PM (/+uur)
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The 12-pound Napoleon says otherwise.
****
USS Iowa would like a word.
Posted by: clarence at May 19, 2026 09:47 PM (1QT7n)
See, we liberals just want to level the playing field between cops and criminals.
Who wants to see a boring, lopsided game?
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 09:49 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: clarence at May 19, 2026 09:47 PM (1QT7n)
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What about metric?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: runner
The left is as anti semitic as the woke right is. Look at Platner for Senate in Maine for the Democrats and their probable candidate in Michigan.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ with a language all its own - kaboomerang at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (yrKoI)
Before it was considered a racist type of joke, negros were renowned for having large nostrils.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 09:46 PM (rbvCR)
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Or because she has a nose with really big nostrils.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)
incher is Army
Do I look fat in this is Coast Guard
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:34 PM (/+uur)
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The 12-pound Napoleon says otherwise.
****
USS Iowa would like a word.
Posted by: clarence at May 19, 2026 09:47 PM (1QT7n)
***
The Army's 8 inch W33 nuke round has entered the conversation.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 09:51 PM (2WIwB)
The left is as anti semitic as the woke right is. Look at Platner for Senate in Maine for the Democrats and their probable candidate in Michigan.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:49 PM (E4rtv)
In ace's words, "Nazi-curious Horseshoe Fusion political movement". Platner and Massie belong to the same party.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:51 PM (GD0B3)
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QUANTUM GUARD ™️
@QuantumGuard17
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13h
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: The Trump DOJ is demanding 865,000 THOUSAND Detroit, Michigan 2024 election ballots to ensure election laws were followed
The request includes MAIL-INS 🔥
AAG Harmeet Dhillon is threatening to pursue a COURT ORDER if the blue jurisdiction refuses.
YES!
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:52 PM (E4rtv)
https://tinyurl.com/y2mbby4c
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:52 PM (Riz8t)
To be fair - we still hear it from certain folks here. Every day.
Massie and Rand Paul remind me - frankly - of certain folks that used to insist here that we all stop and smell the roses. Regardless of the march to the camps. Names like "CanderSnatch" and such.
Posted by: Howdy at May 19, 2026 09:52 PM (Tu33N)
Anyone smart would want him involved. The party that won't take lessons on how to win from him will definitely not want him involved.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 09:53 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:49 PM (E4rtv)
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The *only* senate campaign signs in my leafy college town are for Abdul Al-Sayed. Michigan Dems are in turmoil, with solid allegations of cheating at their state convention votes.
They may have to do it all over again. Hamas supporter nominated for U-M Regent. What a time to be alive.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: clarence at May 19, 2026 09:47 PM (1QT7n)
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What about metric?
****
That would 406 and ain't nobody wan dat.
Posted by: clarence at May 19, 2026 09:54 PM (1QT7n)
Total bullshit as the Dems are trying to capture two Georgia Supreme Court seats and one Court of Appeals seat. It is causing other counties to hold reporting all their results as well.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:55 PM (E4rtv)
https://youtu.be/puM1k-S86nE
Posted by: The Drifters
Thanks. I was gonna, but now I don't have to.
*removes cafe bib, folds napkin, scoots chair back*
*puts on ONT robe and house slippers in anticipation*
Posted by: mindful webworker - preparation makes the difference at May 19, 2026 09:56 PM (yrKoI)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 09:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 09:57 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:57 PM (GD0B3)
First to the former and absolutely not to the latter. I don't think The Donald could explain basic math. He's just too scatter-brained.
He is not a great communicator. He's shitty at it. But he's blunt - in a completely awful way. His greatest advantage is he's operating in a relative vacuum.
Because no other President or President Hopeful in my lifetime had the balls ... or insanity ... to just say it like it is. Not Reagan - don't throw out his name either.
Obama was blunt. For Communism. Hence his popularity with certain folks.
Posted by: Howdy at May 19, 2026 09:57 PM (Tu33N)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:52 PM (E4rtv)
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This is about unseating Slotkin.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:58 PM (ZOv7s)
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Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
1h
Sarah Hawkins Warren is pulling out legitimately insane numbers for a Republican
Quote
Zachary Donnini@ZacharyDonnini
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1h
Warren won a D+85% AB/EV drop in Clayton County.
MizDonna @MizDonna69
The power of the I on the ballot.
People think when they pulled the Dem ballot that the I was a Dem.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:31 PM (/+uur)
LOL but nope. The prices are old-fashioned too. 20 bucks. Not same as in town because it is in town.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:41 PM (gtcuf)
I wish mine cost $20.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:59 PM (snZF9)
Remember in Jurassic Park when one of the minor characters said, "Be very grateful for that electric fence, Miss"?
Susan Collins should be equally grateful that the DEMs nominated a guy with a swastika tattoo.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 09:59 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: ...
Don't trifle with ...'s truffles!
Posted by: In A Nutshell at May 19, 2026 09:59 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Susan Collins at May 19, 2026 09:27 PM (wVcYX)
AND HE VOTED WITH TRUMP NONETY NINE PERCENT OF THE TIME!!!
Posted by: Cornyn Political Propaganda at May 19, 2026 10:00 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 10:00 PM (vd7PM)
"
Josh McKoon 🇺🇸 🇹🇼 🇮🇱
@JoshMcKoon
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4h
The Election Data Hub has reported in real time the turnout and partisan split every day of early voting but not today.
Extraordinary action has been taken today to deny access to independent observers, including members of the State Election Board, to the Election Night Reporting Room.
If you want to increase confidence in our elections process, this is not the way to do it.
MizDonna@MizDonna69
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3h
Instead they are selectively leaking to the press."
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:00 PM (E4rtv)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419793
You can't be first, but you can be next.
Unless you're Sponge.
Posted by: mindful webworker - last at last at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (yrKoI)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)
So sick of this shit.
Fair elections. Only registered living citizens can vote. They can vote once. In one jurisdiction.
Voting is made in person. On Election Day. Only exceptions are military stationed overseas. That’s it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:58 PM (
Any chance of that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Susan Collins at May 19, 2026 09:27 PM (wVcYX)
STERRRNNNNNNNN...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (snZF9)
I've worked in Maine. And I've watched Maine cops in places like Augusta walk away when Somalis do Somali things.
Maine, frankly, deserves Susan Collins.
Posted by: Howdy at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (Tu33N)
Launch in about 20 minutes.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-42
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 19, 2026
Launch Time: 7:36 p.m. PDT (May 20, 0236 UTC, 04:36 CEST)
https://youtu.be/dIoYFV1AURk
Posted by: Joyenz at May 19, 2026 10:02 PM (2F0/Y)
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Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby
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May 18
BREAKING: All flotilla activists have been detained and brought back to Israel.
Zero aid was found on board. But plenty of condoms and drugs were."
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:02 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2026 10:02 PM (Y8DZL)
865,000 ballots is a lot for a town of maybe 500,000.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (RCjYY)
Fair elections. Only registered living citizens can vote. They can vote once. In one jurisdiction.
Voting is made in person. On Election Day. Only exceptions are military stationed overseas. That’s it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 10:01 PM (A5RD0)
I like this.
But I have to admit I wasn’t a fan of TX early voting. Now I think it works. Helpful, because if you are out of town on Election Day you have still cast your vote.
The period should be shorter though. Like this week. Election Day is May 26, and early voting is this week, M-F, ONLY.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 10:06 PM (T6aVk)
Nope. I hate it. If voting is that important ? Arrange your schedule accordingly.
Posted by: Howdy at May 19, 2026 10:07 PM (Tu33N)
Does Israel forfeit their boats? If not, they should.
Posted by: mnw
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Given the type of people on board, those boats are hazardous waste best destroyed by fire.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (rvNIn)
And how many people know what "inheritance powders" are?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh
🚨 JUST NOW: Sen John Cornyn (R-TX) has just CANCELED his campaign events tomorrow, after Trump endorsed Ken Paxton — so Cornyn could go back to DC and vote on ICE/CBP funding
Good, cancel them for good!
Paxton is on his way! 🔥
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Howdy at May 19, 2026 10:07 PM (Tu33N)
Business trips and military TDYs often come last minute. But hey, fuck them, right?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 10:15 PM (xzBJP)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Standard racial characteristic. Not a hooked nose or semitic lower eyelid for example.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 10:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 10:04 PM (RCjYY)
The last "aid flotilla" supposedly was seized under admiralty law, and I suspect the boats were auctioned since that is the usual practice.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 10:25 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: clarence at May 19, 2026 10:42 PM (1QT7n)
Goodbye Massie: Decision Desk Projects Ed Gallrein will be the Republican Nominee for KY-4
Fox Calls It Too
Fox just called it for Gallrein. Posted by: JackStraw (hophead)Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey-ey-ey, goodbye...
Henry Olsen
@henryolsenEPPC44m Very bad sign for Massie: Gallrein leads by 10% in the copious early vote from Kenton. This is where Massie needed to win big.
NBC News is noticing underperformance for Massie and overperformance for Gallrein in rural areas. Posted by: whig
@EricLDaugh 25m 🚨 JUST NOW: NBC reports that Ed Gallrein is out-performing SENATE candidate Andy Barr in some Kentucky locations, who was also endorsed by Trump Gallrein is winning the early and election day vote in key counties, with more expected to come in Massie needs election day strength to flip the race Posted by: whigAnd they called the race for Andy Barr, commenters report.
Massie's army of RaNd PaUl!!! spammers and Middle Eastern bots are insisting that his posting of a 2022 endorsement with the date stripped off while pretending it's a current endorsement was Akshually True In a Way, If You Think About It.
These community notes on every negative post about Massie are wild. How are they doing this? https://t.co/GJnsVBmHac
— MAZE (@mazemoore) May 19, 2026
Massie will move to California or Turkey so he can be closer to his donors.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Hamitchell at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (nQm/s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (gu0hJ)
(sorry for the repost , but...hygene , man @)
ace, you guys need to do some cleanup on the last Massie thread...
seriously
(XZjgl)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:18 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:18 PM (ExV1e)
*rubs hands together*
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Senator Mitch McConnell at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (4NO2D)
A lie of omission...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (gu0hJ)
*touches nose*
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (4NO2D)
Makes me think of my Queen...
Posted by: King Chucky at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (ynpvh)
Now, that is truly a Deep Fake! Where did he get the technology?
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (oAqqA)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
Don't they still have like 30 days to find votes for a candidate?
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (CNl8/)
They're not exactly Khazar milkers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."
Are you saying it's not time to go plucking each other's pullets?
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (vFG9F)
New York Post
@nypost
Bloodbath brews at NPR due to federal funding cut - as 300 buyouts offered https://trib.al/yB70o7u
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:22 PM (ndZc7)
Good, I think. Right? I heard he was the conservative one.
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (1wjle)
It's time to pull each others mullet?
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (PiwSw)
but it's bouncy
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: ace the millennial
Ya seemed so. Ole coach Dooley is too but he's a distant third.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:24 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)
The deepest of Deep Fakes occurred in the 2020 election and it was this:
Joe Biden received 81 million votes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (mNkoV)
The Massholes are already melting down about AIPAC and dirty Jew money buying the election.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (lCHt6)
Good, I think. Right? I heard he was the conservative one.
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster
Yes. Buddy Carter was a fake reach around across the aisle and Dooley was put in as a spoiler to force a runoff. A fired assistant football coach and Vince Dooley's son.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (F0j7f)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (XAqbL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (gu0hJ)
I can't with the Cheap Trick...they opened for EVERYONE from like 1987 - 1994 or so.
All along the East Coast. LI venues. Hartford, Brendan Byrne...you couldn't fucking escape them.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (gu0hJ)
==
why do they care so much ??
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)
Moreso than Brintey Spears and the python.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (Sco7b)
@nypost
Bloodbath brews at NPR due to federal funding cut - as 300 buyouts offered
This is terrible! How will we ever get reliable, unbiased news as well as insightful, trenchant opinion pieces about the world around us?
Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker, Somewhere in Flyover Country at May 19, 2026 07:27 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)
I'm glad I don't know anything about Massie except what I've read here. One less problem to worry about!
Also, is anyone catching up on the San Diego mosque shooting yesterday? Lauren Chen says those two guys were a transgender couple.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:27 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:28 PM (F0j7f)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:28 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: BruceWayne
=====
Georgia is a runoff state so it takes 50 percent +1 to avoid that. We will see if Collins can meet that. Same with Burt Jones. Early on reports from rural areas and we won't see urban/suburban Atlanta until later. Polls aren't closed in Fulton and Cobb at the very least due to voting problems and a judicial order keeping the polls open.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)
Not sure why they are saying this as kenton county went for Trump by 21 points in 2024. Am I missing some late breaking news?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (0N4FZ)
3h 🚨 JUST IN: San Diego Police are FLAT OUT REFUSING to name yesterday's mosque shooters
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.
California leftists are ACTIVELY COVERING UP trans vioIence."
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (vbXSk)
At different points on a 35 mile ride I got rained on, snowed on and hailed on. Started out at 50 degrees and ended up getting back at 40 degrees.
Good thing I forget to pack a shell.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)
What would that even mean?
2 Guys that are BOTH Trans?
A Guy and a Girl who both swapped Genders?
Something else?
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM (xverI)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (qwx/I)
Natasja Kinski and the serpent was a better shot
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (rbvCR)
What would that even mean?
2 Guys that are BOTH Trans?
A Guy and a Girl who both swapped Genders?
Something else?
Posted by: garrett at May
It's like a choose your own adventure book.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (F0j7f)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Yep. Dooleys pushed Kemp for SoS and later as Governor when he was a state senator representing Athens/Oconee County. Vince Dooley's wife back in the day ran for Congress (lost) and was a political talk show host in Athens for years.
Pushing Dooley's son for Senate by joint campaigning with him was Kemp's f/u to Trump.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (qwx/I)
3h 🚨 JUST IN: San Diego Police are FLAT OUT REFUSING to name yesterday's mosque shooters
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.
California leftists are ACTIVELY COVERING UP trans vioIence."
Posted by: illiniwek
=====
Thought they were already named
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
25m
🚨 JUST NOW: NBC reports that Ed Gallrein is out-performing SENATE candidate Andy Barr in some Kentucky locations, who was also endorsed by Trump
Gallrein is winning the early and election day vote in key counties, with more expected to come in
Massie needs election day strength to flip the race
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM
LNSSEODQY
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Natasja Kinski and the serpent was a better shot
Posted by: Kindltot
Selma Hayek in Dusk til Dawn has entered the chat.
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (ftFVW)
The Hinge Seasons are sketchy at best.
Even when you check the Weather, Radar and View...it's best to assume it's all gonna go to shit in 15 minutes.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (E4rtv)
Yeah, the Ken Burns Jazz documentary really helped me cope with the trauma of 2001.
__________
What was that? A bunch of black guys saying, "Heh, heh, heh, yeaaahhhh."?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:34 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:34 PM (3ek7K)
I, myself, have voted with President Trump 99% of the time!
Posted by: John Cornyn (Rino-TX) at May 19, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)
Bloodbath brews at NPR due to federal funding cut - as 300 buyouts offered https://trib.al/yB70o7u
Why, that can't be right. Every pledge drive they talk about how much they need my money because gov't funding is such a tiny percentage of their budget.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (F0j7f)
0HOUR1@0hour1
Massie should have just started a compound like David Koresh.
Pinecone King."
Someone added that makes Massie's Nasties into Pine Nuts.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (E4rtv)
What would that even mean?
2 Guys that are BOTH Trans?
A Guy and a Girl who both swapped Genders?
Something else?
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM (9maW1)
2 men...one who really wanted to be a girl...the other uncertain.
I'd bet a couple like the Kirk murderer...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: S.E. Cupp at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (0sNs1)
Something else?" Posted by: garrett
idk, mix and match, maybe they take turns on top. The wrestler looked white, but seemed to have tight braided hair, like corn ? whatever blacks called it. Lesbian trans "fake" girls ... didn't take their murderous escapade very seriously (or they would have killed many more), fortunately for the Muslims.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:36 PM (vbXSk)
Salon is calling for "Nuremberg Style" trials of southerners who support Trump.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (YZ0Fo)
____________
Salon is still in business? Well, I never!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:36 PM (HdYcL)
Yeah, the Ken Burns Jazz documentary really helped me cope with the trauma of 2001.
__________
What was that? A bunch of black guys saying, "Heh, heh, heh, yeaaahhhh."?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:34 PM (HdYcL)
Made me think of this for some reason...
https://youtu.be/3woPVQExDsQ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:36 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (F0j7f)
3h 🚨 JUST IN: San Diego Police are FLAT OUT REFUSING to name yesterday's mosque shooters
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.
California leftists are ACTIVELY COVERING UP trans vioIence."
Posted by: illiniwek
=====
Thought they were already named
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM
They were, it was a couple of hispanic looking kids. One of the moms came out and said they took her guns and she was worried and called the cops but it was too late to find them. From the pictures of them they could be a "trans" couple.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (0N4FZ)
ABC News
@ABC
·
18h
As many as 19 members of the Congressional Black Caucus — almost a third of its membership — are at risk of losing their seats through the 2028 cycle.
=====
Of course, the media and those Dems ignore the 4 black Republican GOP members that have been banned from joining the Congressional Black Caucus.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (E4rtv)
Pearls are like chains, I need pleasure and pain
youtu.be/_dl1OIJkDaU
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)
49% est. reporting
Candidates Party Votes Pct.
Ed Gallrein
GOP 32,884 55.2%
Thomas Massie *
GOP 26,675 44.8%
Total 59,559
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Jarhead at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)
From the pictures of them they could be a "trans" couple.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (0N4FZ)
____________
Isn't that sweet?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (HdYcL)
DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
·
19m
Absent some miracle, Massie loses.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: illiniwek
They killed almost as many trannies as mosque-goers.
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (ftFVW)
My pinecone is feeling frisky.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (0N4FZ)
Yes, one had the last name of Velazquez. Totes white.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM
Trump's tariffs have driven up the price of the giveaway tote bags.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (4NO2D)
The mother needs to spend the rest of her worthless life in prison.
The guns should have been locked up.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Massie Election HQ at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (oAqqA)
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There's going to be a smug shortage?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker, Somewhere in Flyover Country at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (qwx/I)
Of course, the media and those Dems ignore the 4 black Republican GOP members that have been banned from joining the Congressional Black Caucus.
They wouldn't allow Steve Cohen to join either.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (ynpvh)
>>I think GOD wants Pratt to win.
Karen Bass will win by something slightly less than a landslide.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: What Ever Became... at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (7d1L5)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (0N4FZ)
Yeah, the one Cain kid looked liberal chick "pretty."
And who goes out in a blaze of glory with another dude? That's a lot of trust and secret-keeping.
Also, this hasn't been on the news 24-7 like we'd expect. Something's fishy.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Would it make a noise?
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM
Pfffft.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
ENRAGING - BRIT STABBED BY THE SIKH COURT VIDEO BITS:
Mr Nowak can be heard saying “can’t breathe.”
Police put handcuffs on Mr Nowak, who was lying on his side, telling officers he had been stabbed and that he could not breathe.
The officer told Mr Nowak that he was under arrest for suspicion of assault.
Mr Nowak repeated that he had been stabbed.
A male voice said: “I don’t think you have, mate.”
-> He drowned in own blood, as his lungs filled with blood … and died while the cops handcuffed him for racism.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
At least one was. I guess he is saying the police are not naming them. Perhaps other sources have outed their names, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (YZ0Fo)
----
Bless their cold, shriveled, dead hearts...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (gnNyN)
If the rumors are true...
and he was banging Lauren Boebert.
Is he really?
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (9maW1)
Bloodbath brews at NPR due to federal funding cut - as 300 buyouts offered
____________
Where will I learn about Palestinian day care and literacy programs in Nicaragua, narrated by some limp-voiced AWFL?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (HdYcL)
It still exists in hockey's handshake line.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
He was a long time Turtle aide. Pass.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Would it make a noise?
Posted by: BruceWayne
Yes, like squishing mud.
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (ftFVW)
What would that even mean?
2 Guys that are BOTH Trans?
A Guy and a Girl who both swapped Genders?
Something else?
Posted by: garrett
===============
Those trans couples are the weirdest thing you ever saw. I can never figure out who's attracted to what.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (gu0hJ)
Are we pleased by that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (vFG9F)
how could the cryptonazi with all that Paki bot farm support be losing?
Twitter votes are too real votes!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (73/SM)
Xcancel linky in nic.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (gu0hJ)
Are we pleased by that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (ExV1e)
Trump endorsed him, I think...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Dv3i1)
This is where those cops should be held to account...made to spend the rest of their lives in PMITA prison or worse...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)
Don't feel bad. Neither can they.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)
Just like every single election.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (ExV1e)
Goodbye Toby - The Office US
----------
Can we haz Weird Al Parody entitled "Goodbye, Yellow-Dick Toad?"
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)
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Water Main Breaks FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (kUM31)
"Thought they were already named"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
At least one was. I guess he is saying the police are not naming them. Perhaps other sources have outed their names, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek
===============
Both names are sitting right there on X.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:44 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:44 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mark1971
---
Read her question at the other thread.
One. Dumbass. Broad.
Don't tell me there was no casting couch involved.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:44 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)
One thing that makes Hollywood the best is the establishment of which character likes what put into which orifice by which people and - or things and how.
It really removes the guesswork.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 07:44 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (HdYcL)
-> He drowned in own blood as his lungs filled with blood … and died while the cops handcuffed him for racism.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM
A man's got to know his priorities.
Posted by: Metropolitan Detective Harry O'Callahan at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: TRex - dino election monitor at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (IQ6Gq)
53% est. reporting
Candidates Party Votes Pct.
Ed Gallrein
GOP 35,099 54.8%
Thomas Massie *
GOP 28,914 45.2%
Total 64,013
* Incumbent
Election Date: 5/19/2026
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)
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Mentally-Ill Opposites Don't Attract.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (zBgIx)
Replying to @amuse
If the boy is now a girl and the girl is now a boy, what have they accomplished by being trans?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (ynpvh)
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Suspicious pictures.
https://tinyurl.com/2mrxuw38
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Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (GD0B3)
Not sure why they are saying this as kenton county went for Trump by 21 points in 2024. Am I missing some late breaking news?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (0N4FZ)
==========================
Democrat votes are irrelevant. This is a Republican primary. Trump by 21 just means there's more Republicans - meaning there are a lot of R primary votes there.
Massie needed to win big in the high population areas, and he's losing across the board.
The Masshole meltdown is already happening and it's glorious.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (AjL/0)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (WONhk)
Polls aren't closed in Fulton and Cobb at the very least due to voting problems and a judicial order keeping the polls open.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)
_____________
Every "voting problem" in history has been in Democratic places.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: SecretSquirrel at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (PuONP)
@EdGallrein is the GOP nominee.
Total Trump Revenge Tour Victory!
Total DEFEAT for the Woke Reich & Islamic/Iranian lobby!
The Trump curse is alive & well
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Dr. T
Maybe they remembered Pulse Nightclub ?
Missed the ten year anniversary by... about a month.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Replying to @amuse
If the boy is now a girl and the girl is now a boy, what have they accomplished by being trans?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
They've rediscovered heterosexuality.
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (YibKv)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)
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Water Main Breaks FTW!
Posted by: ShainS
======
That is the nice thing about paper ballots, they don't fail. Some weird shit has been going on with Ratshitburger's (Georgia's corrupt and evil Sec. of State, nominally R) secret tabulation room. Some were allowed access and then the judge overturned his own order today granting access when it was too late for those wanting access to appeal. Nasty FULTON country fuckup judges. Whole county needs to be fumigated of rotten officials.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (E4rtv)
Goodbye Toby - The Office US
----------
Can we haz Weird Al Parody entitled "Goodbye, Yellow-Dick Toad?"
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (kUM31)
There ARE some things AI is good at doing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)
Don't get your hopes up.
Incoming trunks full of ballots for Massass.
It ain't over until the last vehicle pulls in.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (HdYcL)
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Where are the Dukes of Hazard City when you need them?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)
Used to be a couple like that up the street from me. One was a gay guy who dressed like a woman but had a big brushy mustache. The other was a woman who had her breasts chopped off (one of my neighbors saw her with her shirt off and saw the scars) and dressed like a guy. A process server kept trying to come around serving papers to the guy that dressed like a woman, for child support, of all things.
Nobody on our street could figure out what was attracted to what. Eventually they broke up and last I heard the guy who dressed like a woman was living on the streets and the woman with her breasts chopped off had gone home to her rich parents in California.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (gtcuf)
Every frigging election cycle Democrats prove they can do something as simple as running an election but they insist we should let them run the country.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Take the time out and be yourself
youtu.be/NBVlr9t7fs
Posted by: gKWVE quoting Q Lazzarus for no real reason at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (pE12i)
Salon is calling for "Nuremberg Style" trials of southerners who support Trump.
“It is time for the North to pull up to the South. It is time for New York to pull up to Alabama. It is time for all of us to come to Georgia, to Louisiana, to Tennessee, to Mississippi, and let them know exactly what they have on court with this injustice,” Ocasio-Cortez said to a crowd in Alabama.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)
@StopAntisemites
San Antonio residents - meet Maureen Galindo, a Democratic Congressional candidate in your district.
Maureen pledges to send American Zionists to internment camp. She also states a Jewish cabal controls Hollywood, the media & local politicians.
Her runoff election is May 26th.
-
Reasonable contrary opinions will be ignored.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: THE Paolo at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM
Was that the live on-the-hoof weight?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)
Don't get your hopes up.
Incoming trunks full of ballots for Massass.
It ain't over until the last vehicle pulls in.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (3ek7K)
Nah, he's made too many enemies, and McConnell is about gone...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (tOcjL)
Ah. One of my lunatic sisters in law just moved to Kentucky. I hope he wins the general and becomes the most conservative Senator in the history of the country.
That would make me smile.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (ExV1e)
@EdGallrein is the GOP nominee.
Total Trump Revenge Tour Victory!
Total DEFEAT for the Woke Reich & Islamic/Iranian lobby!
The Trump curse is alive & well
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (GD0B3)
Could one of you young Ladies please post a "Victory Boob" pic? Do it for Bulg!! Pleaeeeezzzz!???
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)
Suspicious pictures.
https://tinyurl.com/2mrxuw38
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Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy
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I just saw a ***supposed*** excerpt from a manifesto. Didn't like Muslims.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (n7rxJ)
Massie's gone.
Now, expect him to go away quietly.
OK. I made that up.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (pE12i)
He's literally voted against us every vote...so nothing changes...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (tOcjL)
Massie - 46.0%
60.3% expected votes in (Est. remaining 49,000)
I’m thinking Gallrein is going to win this one.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner, Sex Weirdo at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (7d1L5)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (gu0hJ)
May the GOPe die. May they be forgotten. May the remainder of their lives be miserable.
https://youtu.be/xGytDsqkQY8
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM
Cautious. We like that in a man.
Posted by: Big Penguin at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (GD0B3)
A guy gutted his trans lover in NYC yesterday. Male to female, weighed about 340.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM
___________
Was that the gutter or the guttee?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (HdYcL)
It feels like back when Harry Browne was bullshitting everyone about LUNBERTARIANS.
It attracts hacks.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Disappointed Squirrel at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (oftw2)
The guns should have been locked up.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (3ek7K)
anything to prevent the free ownership of firearms, I agree. Maybe we could implement some sort of Red-Flag law as well, that encompasses everyone who has access to the residence.
Freedom comes from proper application of the rule of law after all, and our goal should be for zero risk. Nothing less is acceptable.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)
It ain't over until the last vehicle pulls in."
Posted by: four seasons
Fortunately KY does not have a Phillie or Detroit.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (YwEeS)
and he was banging Lauren Boebert.
Is he really?
Posted by: garrett
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Well, he was rubbing up against her for sure.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (vd7PM)
I am waiting for the official AP, or whatever announcement...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (GD0B3)
___________
Fox has already called it for the Democrats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Yep but the Democrats are now smuggling in ringers to run as Republicans in states where they can't win directly. Lots of nasty stuff going in Georgia including state Supreme Court races where Stacey Abram's sister (a federal judge) issued an injunction preventing the judicial ethics board of Georgia from slapping two democrat supporter judicial candidates with sanctions.
The two female candidates were telling voters how they would rule on abortion if elected.
Fani Willis funded a challenger to a Court of Appeals judge who authored the opinion that made her step down from the fake electors case.
And the Georgia sitting secretary of state is running for governor and refused to recuse from the election. His key aide is running for secretary of state and likewise refused to recuse from the election. Thoroughly corrupt behavior aided by an AG that hears no evil and sees no evil, and a corrupt pos Governor.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (CNl8/)
it's been nice
hope you find your
paradise
tried to see you
point of view
hope your dreams
all come true
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (HdYcL)
Not true. Only the ones which get voting time extended.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (ExV1e)
Kudos, CNN! Call me!
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM
I have not seen that. I did see that the san diego sheriff was calling it a "hate crime" and was going to continue to investigate. Not sure what else he can do if both of the perps are mort.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Luap Dnar Fanatic and Serial Grifter at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (7d1L5)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (HdYcL)
I know, I just wanted to use "AP" in a sentence...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)
https://youtu.be/UeY_111Wq1E
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (ynpvh)
Yay! The guy who's betraying us now has been defeated by the guy who will betray us in the future!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM
___________
Was that the gutter or the guttee?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Could be a LOT of guts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (xqQi7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (CNl8/)
Why not...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (viF8m)
Husband just said most people running for office and those already in office aren't even qualified to run a self-service car wash, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bertram
Dwarven. Gimli, son of Gloin, son of Gallrein.....
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (VHUov)
Joke is on him.
The Drill is set to 'Reverse'.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
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I'm overcome with sympathy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ron at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (CNl8/)
Trump may not care at that point.
But you never know what could happen if Rand pisses him off enough.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (6ydKt)
Massie's gone.
Now, expect him to go away quietly.
OK. I made that up.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (pE12i)
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"Join us on MS. NOW next week for the debut of our latest anchor couple -- Candace Owens and Thomas Massie -- on their new show 'The Protocols of The Grifters of Zion (AKA The Final Solution)'."
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (gu0hJ)
What the actual fuck. Of course you know this will be another notch on the "OMGTRANSGENOCIDE" idiots' belts. Bad enough it's grotesque and nasty and evil and fucked up but the trans ideologues will exploit this like Sarah Brady on a pile of kids' corpses after a school shooting.
Posted by: Hate this timeline at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker, Somewhere in Flyover Country at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (PiwSw)
Aide: Sir, it's for you
Massie: Who is it?
Aide: It's a Mr Nelson Muntz
Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (lCHt6)
Posted by: Hangry Hank at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (oftw2)
And I said: "Oh, no, sir, I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh, no, sir, I must say you're wrong
Won't you listen to me?"
Posted by: Massie dances with a pine cone at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JackStraw
======
Would it make you feel better that they hire poll workers from the ACLU and Stacey Abram's organization? Gotta be top people there.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (E4rtv)
"I think I've reached my limit.
The latest of trump’s victories against our constitution and the rule of law has made me so angry, and desolate. I just can’t deal with the fact that evil is winning in this country. And I really never use the word evil, but what else do you call a group of people enthralled by and led by a malevolent, sociopath bent on destroying our country. And includes those who refuse to do everything in their power to stop it.
I know, I know, wait until the midterms. But the anger and helplessness I feel in the face of this never ending and all encompassing injustice is really eating at me."
-- DU commenter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (0sNs1)
What done him in is that his voters DIDN'T disagree with the President.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (ExV1e)
Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (6ydKt)
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"What The F*ck are WE, chopped doggie?" -- North Korea
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:59 PM (kUM31)
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!
GAY!
Posted by: Senor Chang at May 19, 2026 07:59 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 07:59 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 07:59 PM (VyBeY)
Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)
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Forward by Mitt Romney, and Afterward by Jeff Flake.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (kUM31)
-- DU commenter
Cry more, bitchtits.
Posted by: Go to Canada, get MAID at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Vote integrity has always been a problem everywhere.
Thus is why the vote should always be presumed to be corrupted and allow for poll watchers from time a ballot is dropped into the box until final tabulation. Literally follow the box, watch it get emptied, counted etc.
It's also why electronic voting and remote/mail in voting is inherently corrupt.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (/lPRQ)
I know, I know, wait until the midterms. But the anger and helplessness I feel in the face of this never ending and all encompassing injustice is really eating at me."
-- DU commenter
Oh good. I was worried we'd left Manicheanism behind in the 3rd century.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (lHPJf)
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)
With a Foreword by Dr. William Kristol!*
*speculation
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker
There's a Gallrein in my pants! That's why Dr. Mommy Jill puts on the Diaperene.
Posted by: Senator Emeritus, DE at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (oftw2)
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!
I bet you could buy these at a steep discount, glue the pages together with varnish and market it as a Door Stop and sell more copies than it sells as an actual book.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (9maW1)
Cry more, bitchtits.
Posted by: Go to Canada, get MAID at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (TbWk/)
_________
What if it's a guy?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"
The voters don't know anything about the process. Massie is a professional politician who knows what's best for them.
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker
I know some surnames are descriptive.....Schwarzkopf: black haired, Klein: small.
Who decides the family name should be "had my gallbladder removed?"
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (VHUov)
Incredible.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)
"U.S. Attorney Jason Reding Quiñones
@USAReding
Joe diGenova is off to a fast start building our Criminal Civil Rights Section. He’s already assembled a team of 12 prosecutors, with more joining every week.
Today, he led a productive meeting with half the team in person at the federal courthouse in Fort Pierce and the other half joining by video.
Good things are building in SDFL. 🇺🇸"
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Arius at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)
Conservative conservatives, or conserving concerned conservatives?
Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (Sco7b)
I didn't want it either.
Posted by: Mike Pence's cat at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)
It would be like hearing an audio book about Idaho land survey laws read by George Costanza.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (0aYVJ)
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!
I bet you could buy these at a steep discount, glue the pages together with varnish and market it as a Door Stop and sell more copies than it sells as an actual book.
Posted by: garrett
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Not even good emergency toilet paper. I would not wipe my ass with Pence's ponderings.
Might get ass cancer.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (t+TFX)
He really made an ass of himself over L’Affair Epstein. And then he showed his ass several times over important House votes.
He had it coming with or without Trump getting involved.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (gtcuf)
I hope Massie and Cornyn are blow-out defeats
That should put the fear into the Thune types to pass SAVE I hope
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (iJfKG)
Oh come on! He's hill-z-bubs stalking horse!!!
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (zBgIx)
Thanks, Ace and whig and everyone!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Thank the voters in Massie's district. They are the real winners getting rid of a useless representative that failed to represent them.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (E4rtv)
Mike Pence and his beard are bugeyed pieces of shit. I never understood whyTrump chose him.
I have always been suspicious of people who espouse their religion.
You live it as an example.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (3ek7K)
The Q is, what comes next for Thomas Massie who is still a member of Congress for 6 months?
The Trump paradox. At his weakest moment, Trump is strongest with his base. They are his soldiers.
CNN
Posted by: L - No nic... at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
Brought in a prosecutor yesterday who is a specialist in constitutional rights.
Now why would they be building a civil rights division in Florida?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (viF8m)
-- DU commenter
========
"A guy I hated until yesterday lost a primary for a party I don't support in a state I don't live in. The world is ending"
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
But Massie just had to FAFO and get the Trump curse on him to seal his retirement from office.
Maybe he can join MTG and her new husband in Costa Rica as a throuple.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (E4rtv)
==
I wast told nothing will happen.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (ExV1e)
Anyway, Mike Pence's book made me think of that for some reason.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Go to Canada, get MAID at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (TbWk/)
_________
What if it's a guy?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM
According to the Star Fleet Archive, that is an epithet aimed at men (Michael Moore was a late 20th-Century/early 21st-Century example).
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (0sNs1)
It would appear that this time, Steiner did show up.
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: JackStraw
Florida?
Leading state in the nation for civil rights violations.
If corrupt cops will rummage through the former First Lady's undies imagine what they do to the average Joe or Jane.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)
Be good to use them there books for shit paper.
Posted by: Hobo Joe at May 19, 2026 08:08 PM (7d1L5)
Probably an entire chapter of not eating lunch with anyone but your wife. I've eaten lunches with married doctors in restaurants and we kept our pants on, dikhead. Plus I told my husband and he did not seem worried about an adultery quickie. It can be done. His own special Karen must be worried and nags him a lot.
Who woke him up, anyway? I was happy not remembering him at all.
The biggest twit who almost became VP is Ryan. Sweating Ryan, freaking out on a beach in the Daytona rally with 10k people, snipers, and the Coast Guard to my left in the Atlantic. I can read people and this man was terrified that someone would use his widow's peak as a pointer. He could not get off that stage fast enough. Not impressive.
Then I saw him on FOX and they offered him a birthday cake. He reeled from that poison sugar like it was a cobra in a basket. It was very weird and the dingbat host looked startled at this while I laughed. He would not take one bite and broke out in a sweat again.
Something ain't right with him, either.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (WONhk)
Now why would they be building a civil rights division in Florida?
Posted by: JackStraw
=====
Grand juries sitting on 2020 election fraud in N. District of Georgia and Maricopa County AZ.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (E4rtv)
Are you suggesting that Florida might be the spot they build a Conspiracy against rights case against those who tried for a decade to take Trump down?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (gtcuf)
Makes sense to me! Which should worry you a bit!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (6VD39)
Pass SAVE or you are next.
Posted by: No Justice for Iryna, No Peace for Charlotte Government at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (FD96T)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Vote integrity has always been a problem everywhere.
Thus is why the vote should always be presumed to be corrupted and allow for poll watchers from time a ballot is dropped into the box until final tabulation. Literally follow the box, watch it get emptied, counted etc.
It's also why electronic voting and remote/mail in voting is inherently corrupt.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (/lPRQ)
And why, when cardboard is plastered on windows to keep observers from seeing the process, and monitors are kicked out, there should be a presumption of voter fraud.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)
Don't feel bad. Neither can they.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (lHPJf)
They are attracted to the social credit of being more deviant than other couples they know.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (8avO+)
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That's standard backed-up drain procedure!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2026 09:59 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: ccoffer at May 20, 2026 10:03 AM (YirdZ)
Quick Hits
Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger 5h Governments should censor AI "deep fake" videos, many say, because they threaten democracy. But there is no evidence they ever have. The reason legacy gatekeepers are panicking is that AI disrupts their business model and fuels underdogs like LA mayoral candidate @spencerpratt
AI-generated "deepfake" photos and videos, like the ones being put out by supporters of Los Angeles Mayoral candidate @spencerpratt, are a threat to democracy, say many. "These Pratt social videos are catchy but...they are also 100% deep fakes," said political consultant @murphymike. "In fact, Pratt for Mayor is the most AI deep fake-driven campaign I've ever seen.... There is no disclaimer on them. They're not officially from his campaign... not sure who's paying for this stuff."
The people think that Kamala Harris is the Riddler who drives around in a Riddlermobile? The ads depict LA as a post-apocalyptic hellhole. This is obviously a parody that no one believes. Wait a tic... they do believe this. But they recognize the AI ads as an exaggeration of the truth.
... Deepfakes, argued the Brookings Institution in 2023, "threaten to undermine" the "trusted information environment" democracies depend on. "Government needs to step up to protect elections from AI-generated deepfake video and audio," demanded the progressive Brennan Center in 2024. Stanford researchers warned that political deepfakes remain easy to generate and difficult to detect.I personally had little difficulty telling the difference between the Castroist Communist Incompetent Karen Bass and the fictitious comic book character The Joker. I mean, they do share an ideology of chaos and misery, but they are plainly distinct.
Governments are acting. State legislatures have targeted election speech, satire, and political ads that use altered images or voices. But the facts do not support deepfake alarmism, which activists, journalists, and policymakers are using to impose censorship. The Spencer Pratt advertisements are obviously fake... And a 2025 Cambridge paper on deepfakes and democracy concluded that, despite years of warnings, "there is no evidence" that deepfakes have produced the predicted election interference. The idea that Pratt's viral AI-made ads undermine democracy is absurd. Filmmaker @charliebcurran produced a 99-second Batman-themed AI-made ad on May 5, 2026. The ad depicts Mayor Karen Bass in Joker makeup, Governor Gavin Newsom dressed as a male Marie Antoinette eating cake, former Vice President Kamala Harris chugging vodka while declaring "Bass already solved crime, I endorse her," and Councilmember Nithya Raman as a puppet saying "let's move the drug addicts closer." As such, the Pratt ads make the fraud theory of political deepfakes even harder to sustain. A nonpartisan researcher told CBS Sacramento that "as far as we know, Spencer Pratt is not Batman." Noted one strategist, "the Spencer Pratt spot is exactly what AI should be, which is using innovation and technology to make an interesting ad that is not trying to fool voters." So why all the deep fake alarmism?...Because Democrats are losing and that means Democracy Has Failed Yet Again. Post here with a video report. Here's another ad. Most people can tell that this is a humorous ad. And this ad featuring Spencer Pratt as a Lego character in a Lego LA sure is deceptive. You and I may know that real people aren't made of Legos, but some people -- Democrat voters -- might be stupid enough to believe it's all really real. And we must Protecc Retards. Note the people complaining that ads showing a Lego Spencer Pratt must be criminalized because their retard voters might think they're real are the exact people who have pushed the Very Fine People Hoax for ten years straight.
Three months ago, Thomas Massie -- who today lied to voters and claimed a 2022 endorsement was a current endorsement -- smeared Trump as part of the "(((Epstein Class)))." If you don't think he's trying to smear Trump as a Dirty Jew Sympathizer, you haven't seen him claiming that only (((outside))) Jewish money is causing him to lose his race. Meanwhile, Massie is funded by California far-leftists and Middle Easterners. America First, baby! Weird how none of Massie's fervent internet defenders can keep the word "Jew" out of their mouths for a single sentence:
These three ‘Mangionistas’—Abril Rios, Ashley Rojas & Lena Weissbrot—are NOT journalists. They’re ghoulish murder Mangione groupies who scored NYC press passes to cheer an accused assassin who shot a man in the back. They don’t claim innocence—they celebrate the killing.
— Gerald Posner (@geraldposner) May 19, 2026
City… pic.twitter.com/pYfA1Z3IQv
https://t.co/64IvWPXiQy pic.twitter.com/i01jgAWVyI
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 19, 2026
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. JD Vance is taking NO BS from the Fake News today!
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 19, 2026
REPORTER: *Gives 90 second tirade on Trump and stock trading*
JD: "You do a SPEECH: 'Mr. VP, you're a terrible human being, so is the president and cabinet.' I'm like, what's your question? Then your question… pic.twitter.com/DsH5uHqsyb
In the comments, he discussed masturbating in public toilets and praised crude graffiti, according to Fox News. In one comment on a post in March 2017 on Reddit's r/Military forum about nostalgia over smells in the military, Platner said, "I still have to j--k o-f every time I sit in a portas----er [portable toilet]... that blue water smell conditioned me." The comment was posted under the account "P-Hustle," which Platner previously confirmed was his. It's since been deleted. In another post, in March 2021, on Reddit's r/USMC forum, Platner wrote about a drawing of a penis inside a portable toilet, calling it "beautiful" and "engorged and veiny." Platner enlisted in the Marines in 2003 and served three combat tours in Iraq. Just the News has reached out to Platner's campaign for comment. Platner has also been questioned about other posts including a now-deleted one from 2013 in which he stated people concerned about rape should not "get so f---ed up they wind up having sex with someone they don't mean to."Most of that is just failed Edgelord "humor" of the kind that was popular among unfunny people from 2005 to 2015, when they all turned bitter censors and began cancelling people for the same jokes they used to make. Here's what I think is more serious: Platner laughed at a video of an American serviceman getting shot by terrorists and said that the "motherf***er didn't deserve to live."
Magdi Jacobs
@magi_jay In 2019, seven years ago, when he was 34-years-old, Graham Platner logged into reddit and posted a response to a video of an American soldier being shot by the Taliban. Platner wrote: "This video never gets old. Dumb motherfucker didn't deserve to live. At least his stupidity and fat ass wheezing are available for all future infantrymen to witness and hold in contempt. Poor marksmanship on the Taliban's part is the only reason this mouthbreather made it home, he managed to make every possible shit decision possible when it comes to small unit combat." Think about each line. "This video never gets old." Platner's implying he's watched the video several times and enjoys it. "At least his stupidity and fat ass wheezing are available for all future infantrymen to witness and hold in contempt." That's what Platner thinks about his fellow Americans at war. If they're not good at killing or broader tactics, he has contempt for them. He displays no empathy. The opposite, in fact. The man that Platner is commenting on, by the way, is Pfc. Ted Daniels, who was a 37-year-old father of two serving in Afghanistan at the time of the incident (2012). The bad tactic Platner enjoys mocking? Daniels stepped into the open deliberately to draw Taliban fire away from his fellow soldiers so his squad could get to safety. Daniels was shot four times in this video and, ultimately, earned a Purple Heart. When the video was initially released (2013), Pfc. Daniels was critical of himself in interviews, saying, "It wasn't the most tactically brilliant thing to do." He described that he was embarrassed by the video; that people could hear him screaming for help. But, also, he said: "I put my ass on the line for other guys." Then, we have, again, Graham Platner, logging into reddit, in 2019, to comment: "Dumb motherfucker didn't deserve to live." For all those who say, "That's just how Marines talk," I'll tell you: Platner's comment got downvoted by the military community. Even if it didn't: We're not talking about the military anymore. We're talking about a 34-year-old man, years after service, logging in to mock another man who's being shot on video. We're also talking about the U.S. Senate, not boys-will-be-boys or Marines-will-be-Marines. We're always told to view Platner as a changed man. 2013, when he made the rape apologia comments, was the "darkest point in his life," or so we have been told. So what was going on in 2019, such that Platner enjoyed watching a video of a man getting shot and mocking him? How many arcs of change are there in Platner's life? Was there a specific point where he discovered human empathy? I couldn't help but think of that specific reddit comment while watching the video below. "Still sending young Americans to die thousands of miles away from home," Platner says. Didn't he log in to reddit seven years ago to say, "Dumb motherfucker didn't deserve to live" ? I don't like being lied to.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 06:05 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 06:05 PM (zHQjb)
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 06:05 PM (EWq0C)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (diia5)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (zHQjb)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Rejected John Lennon Lyrics at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (oftw2)
And for some reason, Dutch people were behind it.
I wonder if LA even has a fraud machine for this emergency.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 06:07 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 06:07 PM (zHQjb)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 06:07 PM (zHQjb)
But I will admit, I have passed along video of a politician saying something serious and it ended up being AI bullshit.
I wouldn't be opposed to some watermark having to be there, I don't know if that really is a liberal vs conservative issue. It's also almost unenforceable, but I'm not totally against the concept.
Posted by: Leupold at May 19, 2026 06:08 PM (eIzlH)
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Sounds like someone is a Threat and Over The Target.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:09 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:09 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: Aryan Newsboy at May 19, 2026 06:10 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 06:10 PM (YZ0Fo)
In one comment on a post in March 2017 on Reddit's r/Military forum about nostalgia over smells in the military, Platner said, "I still have to j--k o-f every time I sit in a portas----er [portable toilet]... that blue water smell conditioned me.
Lol.
"Here I sit broken-hearted,
Spent a dime and...
HEY WAIT, I CAN STILL RUB ONE OUT!"
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 06:11 PM (Sco7b)
That's what I assume as well, although I thought his groupies were supposed to be hot? Mangione's are much better, although still not as hot as I expected he'd pull.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 06:11 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: A.I. Slopp at May 19, 2026 06:12 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 06:13 PM (gu0hJ)
The "trusted information environment" that brought you Muh Russia, including Russian hookers peeing on Obama's bed, and the IC denial of the Hunter Biden laptop and deplatforming of the NYPost for reporting the truth about it?
That "trusted information environment?"
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:13 PM (dK+Kv)
How is this a$$wipe still in the race?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 06:13 PM (0N4FZ)
...so that we can cheat and outsiders can't!
Posted by: The DNC at May 19, 2026 06:13 PM (oAqqA)
I mean, WE would never be so gauche.
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)
These mooks still think stuff like this costs hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars to produce.
All you need nowadays is a fast computer with a gamer-quality GPU and a download from HuggingFace.
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 06:14 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:14 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2026 06:14 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 06:14 PM (CWTWj)
One of the dead teenage Islamic Center shooters was right about one thing: the lefties:
Clark also stated that he felt no remorse for his actions and wrote that, had he survived, he would have allowed his lawyers to handle everything afterward.
“The modern left is retarded, and the modern right is foolish,” the 17-year-old added.
Posted by: beckster at May 19, 2026 06:14 PM (kX27y)
"hur-dee-dur! I R Leader! All follow Thune! Thune R smrt! Trumper dummer!"
Like really.
You thought you were going to do the DC Shake and Jive and trick Trump into giving up on the SAVE Act?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 06:15 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Trooper Vanderbilt In The Guard Tower at May 19, 2026 06:15 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 06:15 PM (1wjle)
Didn't that just come out a few months ago?
They move the movies to TV quick these days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (l26NL)
92 This is all so weird.
It’s all theatre.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (4KUe5)
The Soviets lived under this sort of weirdness. I mean obviously far worse. But the commie lie newspaper was literally called Truth and no one could say otherwise.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:18 PM (FEPkz)
They had two, Pravda (truth) and Izvestia (news). Thus the famous saying, "There is no Pravda in Izvestia and no Izvestia in Pravda."
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (Sy6m/)
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I'm old enough to remember Trump literally climbing into the cockpit of a fighter jet and dropping a load of feces on No Kings protesters.
/Who knew he was a fighter pilot?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (kUM31)
I mean, WE would never be so gauche.
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)
When in Rome . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 19, 2026 06:18 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (kUM31)
From Fry Cook to Fighter Pilot to President- he really is an American success story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (Ia/+0)
Nice of them to concentrate themselves.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (dK+Kv)
Or McDonalds, Walmart, etc
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 06:18 PM (Sco7b)
Have these yo yos ever bothered to watch REAL political ads?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 06:19 PM (eloIc)
Now if you can do humor, it can be very effective.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 06:19 PM (8avO+)
responsible journalism: trump is too old to be president
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 06:19 PM (CWTWj)
Who has to pay for them, dipnut?
They're AI generated.
Anybody with a decent PC and a big enough GPU with enough memory can pump these ads out in a few hours.
People can make them practically for free other than time and electricity costs.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 06:19 PM (6ydKt)
The three Luigi Eyebrow women are pathetic. Don't they know he likes ghey boys if Thailand? I even know this and I am out of it most of the time.
I seriously doubt he would pick one of the trio of weirdos.
He planned and shot a man in daylight and killed him. It is on video. (I almost said broad daylight but never understood that or "cold blood" as blood is initially warm).
If he gets off to his fan club for an orgy I will be shocked and I know I should not be.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 06:20 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 06:20 PM (XWOK2)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 06:20 PM (eloIc)
As for the comment about him getting a rise out of a fellow soldier getting shot in the line of duty, that's ... where's Col. Nathan Jessup when we need him?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 06:20 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 06:20 PM (RIvkX)
When they talk about "deceptive deep fakes," we need to respond by saying "Yeah, but worse than that is all the out of district money!"
"deep fake" is free speech and we will win that battle. Money to candidate from outside their district is a much much bigger problem and we have a chance of putting some restrictions on it. Maybe.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (6FR1E)
The money quote from this pig. That's okay because Platner has a 100% disability rating due to combat injuries he suffered both physical and PTSD so he can say whatever he wants right? I don't dishonor Platner's service and what he went through, just that he feels so free to dishonor others. From this Vet I say fuck him and the $4800 a month he gets from the VA while he goes on his vile rants. A perfect Democrat.
Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (oiNtH)
I'm honestly surprised WB/DC and Lego haven't sued over these AI ads.
I'm guessing they don't know exactly who to sue.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:16 PM (kUM31)
From Fry Cook to Fighter Pilot to President- he really is an American success story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
He's just like the President from Independence Day! When the aliens arrive, he'll jump into a fighter and Fight! Fight! Fight! ;-)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (qx7Zg)
It was to lay the groundwork--via Garland's 5th vote--to legalize FCC and FEC regulations that fully gutted the 1st Amendment.
All under the guise of "reasonable regulations to prevent the spread of misinformation."
And the only thing that stopped that was a New York City billionaire playboy, in a fit of pique at being personally insulted by Obama, decided to run for President.
And he barely took the campaign seriously until near halfway through.
And even then, never really expected to win.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (qrzX6)
Should for right in with the democrats in congress.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (dYHqK)
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You can glean a glimpse of the phenomenon in the 2019 Quentin Tarantino film "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" with Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, and Margot Robbie.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (kUM31)
She should have been portrayed as wonder woman with Bubba lusting after her.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 06:22 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 06:22 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 06:22 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 06:20 PM (gKWVE)
The barrel has seen things.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:23 PM (dK+Kv)
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I'm more Patty Hearst than Sharon Tate.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (qrzX6)
By choice. Just like Average Joe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Not run for re-election with a good chance of winning.
AI-generated photos and videos are a problem because they expose not just the politician, but the media that covers the election. It shows how much shear incompetence they have been covering up.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 06:23 PM (eloIc)
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 06:05 PM (EWq0C)
Well they tried cartoons in the UK and started the Amelia craze. They know what a problem it is for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 06:24 PM (8avO+)
They are.
Those are the three girls who were put on trial with Manson.
They copied his every move.
He shaved his head, they shaved their heads.
He carved swastikas on his forehead.
They carved swastikas on their foreheads.
And then they laughed and giggled like schoolgirls the entire trial.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 06:24 PM (6ydKt)
Deepfake should be a word that applies only to altered videos that the reasonable person (granted, a dying breed) can't easily pick up cues that the video is altered.
But Pratt's fan ads are simply fakes.
Anyone calling them deepfakes needs to be slapped in the face in hopes of getting them to rethink why they are lying scum.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 06:24 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 06:22 PM (3ek7K)
He's going to fall from the top of a 100' pine tree without getting a pinecone up his ass? Up his personal "pinecone"?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX)
Alive?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 06:22 PM (3ek7
It is Kentucky after all.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (qrzX6)
Not sure why that is, I think our side is just used to being the scrappy underdog of our culture and not accustomed to everything being handed to us.
Posted by: Leupold at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Yeah Manson cut the x or cross in his head at one point in Prison. Not sure if these are actual family members or groupies long after he was in prison. They seem to be larping as him.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (8avO+)
Thune: 'tis just a scratch!
[GOPe senator gets thrashed in LA]
Thune: Only a flesh wound!
[GOPe senator get flushed in TX]
Thune: Come back and fight me, you coward!
BTW, lots of LOLs at "Republican" Senators quoted on the Paxton endorsement.
Murkowski and Collins.
Both are very upset.
And if anyone has their finger on the pulse of Texas voters, it's those two.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (73/SM)
I have never seen a more manufactured candidate. At least Kamala and Gavin had held statewide office before.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)
Should for right in with the democrats in congress.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (dYHqK)
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He'd be on the short list for the 2028 Democrat-Communist POTUS Nomination if it wasn't a white male.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (kUM31)
I have seen that a few times. That's the extent of my knowledge of the case. Weird that the part about barbecuing the killers isn't discussed more.
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 06:26 PM (1wjle)
And to get the page boy's finger out of his squeak hole.
Posted by: Say Yes To SAVE Act and No To Homos at May 19, 2026 06:26 PM (7d1L5)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 06:26 PM (YwEeS)
I don't want to think negative.
It is one of those things I feel in my old bones.
So many retarded people in our country.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 06:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 06:27 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Lumpy Sack Of Potatoes at May 19, 2026 06:27 PM (oftw2)
The Left will use AI to make actual deep fakes because they can't meme.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:27 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 06:27 PM (Wnv9h)
The money quote from this pig. That's okay because Platner has a 100% disability rating due to combat injuries he suffered both physical and PTSD so he can say whatever he wants right? I don't dishonor Platner's service and what he went through, just that he feels so free to dishonor others. From this Vet I say fuck him and the $4800 a month he gets from the VA while he goes on his vile rants. A perfect Democrat.
Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM
He doesn't have to take the money. I knew one Vietnam vet who refused to take a dime from the VA even though they said he was 100% disabled. Even if the nazi cashes those tax free VA checks he could give that money away to charity if he hates the system that much.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 06:27 PM (0N4FZ)
It died down and her cute little face was by my front window and she
Holy crap. That Haley Stevens in Michigan is a subhuman bitch. I really hope that thing loses. It's hard to imagine anyone voting for basically chaos.
What a ....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Skip
They all look like dudes to me
Posted by: MkY at May 19, 2026 06:27 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 06:28 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: four seasons
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I hope not.
My main issue with him is that he's obviously playing for the other team, but I think he has sold a bill of goods to a lot of people that he's a target because he's America First and not "Israel First".
I have a relative that buys into this, fortunately he doesn't live in KY
Posted by: Leupold at May 19, 2026 06:28 PM (eIzlH)
I have a very bad feeling that Massie is going to win today.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026
Besides him being insufferable about it, and his merry band of idiots stopping in to share their idiocy, it’s not as bad as if Paxton loses. Massie is a congress critter. There are far more of them than there are senators.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 06:28 PM (hftzA)
Murkowski and Collins.
Both are very upset.
And if anyone has their finger on the pulse of Texas voters, it's those two.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (73/SM)
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Imma gonna need to wait for Mittens Romney to weigh in so that I know what to think about this ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:28 PM (kUM31)
4% est. reporting
Candidates Party Votes Pct.
Ed Gallrein
GOP 2,606 53.7%
Thomas Massie *
GOP 2,245 46.3%
Total 4,851
* Incumbent
Election Date: 5/19/2026
From Twitchy...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 06:29 PM (tOcjL)
The “X”ing out of society” was a thing or philosophy of a group called the Process Church, another one of those shadowy cult groups that had weird nebulous ties to spook agencies that popped up all over California in the 1960s.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 06:29 PM (XWOK2)
If you're going to re-write history why not BBQ Charlie. He did it for Hitler.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:29 PM (qrzX6)
She can stay inside tonight.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 06:29 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 06:29 PM (YwEeS)
The Senate advances the War Powers resolution against Trump.
These slimey fuckers will destroy the entire country rather than let a single American conservative win.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 06:29 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Cosda at May 19, 2026 06:29 PM (A3zOK)
Posted by: Leupold at May 19, 2026 06:29 PM (eIzlH)
How far we have fallen.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 19, 2026 06:30 PM (EMHL5)
Posted by: Turnabout, Fair Play at May 19, 2026 06:30 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 06:30 PM (73/SM)
Luigi is innocent framed by THE MAN
and
He is a sexy sexy beast for shooting that healthcare CEO.
The same people will make either claim in different threads
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 06:30 PM (sKqQm)
this is about the moustache, isn't it?
Posted by: cesar romero at May 19, 2026 06:30 PM (sGtp+)
You will enjoy it. You will worship at its altar.
You will ask for more and pay for the privilege.
And you will keep voting for more of it.
Because you are a Democrat/Liberal/Communist lackey.
Posted by: epador at May 19, 2026 06:31 PM (TRnzq)
How many people in office truly care about we true Americans?
Most of them care about how much money they can steal.
Money buys power which they to screw we true Americans.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 06:32 PM (3ek7K)
Mosque shooting.
'Details on suspects'
Bad weather.
Huntavirus will still kill us all.
Billionaire off a cliff....son arrested.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 06:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 06:32 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 06:32 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: four seasons
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He does have the coveted endorsements of the "Severely Conservative MAGA" TDS-Poster Children: Bernie, Donkey-Chompers, and The #Woke Reich Anti-Semitic Pakistancaster Class "Influencers" -- so he's got that going for him.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:32 PM (kUM31)
How is this a$$wipe still in the race?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 06:13 PM (0N4FZ)
He is the perfect embodiment of his party.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 06:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:33 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 06:33 PM (sAmhv)
She also cuts her own bangs. I know because I cut mine when I was 4yrs old and started the asymmetrical style for awhile. Haven't worn bangs since.
Which brings me totally O/T to when I see (on tv) women with bangs/hair layers in their eyes... it bugs me almost as much as large facial moles that you could hang jewelry from.
I'd go mad with hair in my eyes like Goldie Hawn's. Who needs to see a dermatologist badly (I hung in there briefly before mentioning that I am a derm). That woman ruined her skin and can afford laser treatments at the very least. Goodness.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 06:34 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 06:34 PM (snZF9)
I learned from that how susceptible many people are to manipulation -- how fragile civilization really is. It kept me questioning everything and everyone.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 19, 2026 06:35 PM (EMHL5)
_____
I know, right? The Joker would have offered to hand out joke chattering teeth to the meth tweakers instead of real dentures.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 06:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Rum Dum With DTs. at May 19, 2026 06:35 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Source is Louisvill Public News.
https://tinyurl.com/4dxcjjfa
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 06:35 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 06:32 PM (YwEeS)
Thozhe muther....mutherfuckerz took my gushto!!!
Posted by: Schlitz commercial guy at May 19, 2026 06:36 PM (TbWk/)
Yep. The lefties were crowing that Mills isn't a reflection of the party which is interesting - she's the epitome of a Karen.
But what she isn't is an open NAZI. And that's what the left wants now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 06:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 06:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
All the same, I thought Jennifer Connelly wore it better.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 06:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Peter Dinklage as Rosa Parks. Oprah Winfrey as the bus driver.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 06:37 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 06:37 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 06:37 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 19, 2026 06:37 PM (ubCxQ)
Massie just crashed to 14% on Kalshi. Gallrein is up to 88%.
Might be nothing but betting markets seem to favoring Gallrein bigly.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 06:37 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 06:38 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 06:38 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 19, 2026 06:39 PM (MNCvZ)
Might be nothing but betting markets seem to favoring Gallrein bigly.
Posted by: JackStraw
==
Nice!!
Those things are volatile but I like where things are starting.
Posted by: Leupold at May 19, 2026 06:39 PM (eIzlH)
———
Manson was very adept at this. On that everyone was agreed. One of the programs held for prisoners at the Federal facility he was at was How to win friends and Influence people
But he later showed skills at breaking down people, classic Cult conditioning techniques that he certainly didn’t pick up from Norman Vincent Peale.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 06:41 PM (XWOK2)
I'm guessing they don't know exactly who to sue.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (6ydKt)
Not a lawyer, but I think most/all? parodies are given a pass in these kinds of cases. And these are clearly parodies.
Also, if there's no money being made by the creators, there's probably no real reason to sue, unless you want to spend your money for nuthin'
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 06:41 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 06:32 PM (YwEeS)
Yeah they changed the ingredients with cheaper stuff so they could increase profits and taste suffered and people abandoned the brand.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 19, 2026 06:41 PM (ubCxQ)
We must reelect Mayor Bass Ass to save the Gay Hamsters on the dark side of the moon also !!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 19, 2026 06:41 PM (lagsy)
Massie just crashed to 14% on Kalshi. Gallrein is up to 88%.
Might be nothing but betting markets seem to favoring Gallrein bigly.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 06:37 PM
Just a historical reminder the betting markets were paying out on a hillary win a full two weeks before the election happened. Granted that was just a couple of Irish betting market boards but they were paying out on 91% odds that she was going to win a full two weeks before the election.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 06:42 PM (0N4FZ)
I have never seen a more manufactured candidate. At least Kamala and Gavin had held statewide office before.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)
"Disabled". Another word ruined by selfishness and crooks. You should see the "Disabled" DV license plates running around here, driving new Ford and Chevy trucks, some with the wheelchair symbol, only to hop out at Gold's Gym or the golf course to work out or play before going to their sinecures on base with all their limbs intact and no wheelchair in sight.
Disgraceful.
Posted by: Zombie Sgt. Harold Russell at May 19, 2026 06:42 PM (7d1L5)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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My daughter cut her bangs once. She was maybe 10, and wanted them cut - I told her to think long and hard because it will take over a year to undue. So we were in the Daiso soon after and did you know they sell these "fake bangs" in Japan? They can do that because all Japanese have the same hair. There were three types, depending on how thick the hair was but all same color and straight. She bought one and loved it as it was bangs and you could not tell it was fake. Even up close. But she could not wear it at school since Japanese schools do not allow hair decorations and they would know.
So after a few weeks of playing with the fake bangs, she cut her own. Immediately hated it and started growing them out. Stupid kid.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 19, 2026 06:43 PM (EMHL5)
Posted by: Peggy Entwhistle And Thelma Todd at May 19, 2026 06:43 PM (oftw2)
My endorsement will definitely change this race in Kentucky..
Posted by: Kami Harris at May 19, 2026 06:44 PM (lagsy)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 06:45 PM (XWOK2)
Hey, I wonder why all those donors poured so much money into the Massie primary but little to nothing into the Virginia referendum that would have wiped out multiple GOP seats if they hadn't been saved at the last minute by the state supreme court?
May 19, 2026 · 8:55 PM UTC
I may have slightly altered the header.
The Cerno Class on X is wikkid maahd.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 06:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 06:47 PM (oYaSF)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 06:47 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Accomack at May 19, 2026 06:48 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 06:48 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 06:47 PM (vbXSk)
When do the polls close ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 06:48 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)
I'm guessing they don't know exactly who to sue.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (6ydKt)
Not a lawyer, but I think most/all? parodies are given a pass in these kinds of cases. And these are clearly parodies.
Also, if there's no money being made by the creators, there's probably no real reason to sue, unless you want to spend your money for nuthin'
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 06:41 PM
hillary sued and won over a fake text message about voting dates but SCOTUS said not so fast and overturned that judgement. So as far as SCOTUS is concerned AI and cheap fake political ads are just fine
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 06:49 PM (0N4FZ)
More than anything, they cannot tolerate being mocked.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 06:47 PM (oYaSF)
----------------
“Above all else, the devil can not stand to be mocked.”
— Quote by C. S. Lewis
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:49 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: John Kerry at May 19, 2026 06:49 PM (lagsy)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 06:50 PM (WONhk)
Between Cassidy and Cornyn, the President's agenda is going to be DOA in the Senate now. Add in Tillis, McConnell, etc. and why would they bother a heavy lift for Trump?
May 19, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 06:51 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 06:52 PM (snZF9)
Between Cassidy and Cornyn, the President's agenda is going to be DOA in the Senate now. Add in Tillis, McConnell, etc. and why would they bother a heavy lift for Trump?
May 19, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 06:51 PM (gKWVE)
It already is DOA
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 06:52 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 06:47 PM (vbXSk)
When do the polls close ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 06:48 PM (FtULh)
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More importantly, when do the water mains break during the "vote" counts in the major cities?
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:52 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Sublingual Phenergan will fix you right up.
Posted by: Dr. Wattsamatta at May 19, 2026 06:53 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:25 PM (kUM31)
His chance is non-zero. ICYMI, my little running gag...
Piker/Platner '28: Make America Socialist Nationally!
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 06:53 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: naturalfake
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On the upside, at least 60% of the population consider the ads humorous. That's millions of dollars free advertising.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 06:53 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 06:53 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 19, 2026 06:53 PM (lagsy)
Or did Ryan (?) really push Granny off a cliff?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 06:53 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 06:32 PM (QaH55)
Leslie Van Houten is the girl on the right.
She was probably the cutest of all the Manson Family girls but that's not a good picture of her. There are much better pics of her out there where she looks like a normal 60s hippie chick. She was actually her high school Homecoming Queen before she got into drugs and met Manson & Crew.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 06:55 PM (6ydKt)
We could do a deep dive into the psychology of lots of people in office and those running for office.
My opinion, for what it is worth, is most of them were nobodies growing up. Most of were nobodies in high school and college.
Most of us move on and get jobs, marry and live good life. We don't need recognition and adulations. We get on with life.
The rest are all about I'll show you. You wouldn't date me, wouldn't have anything to do with me?
I have power now and I'm going to fuck you over.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 06:55 PM (3ek7K)
As opposed to yesterday?
Stupid. We can't vote for people who don't support our agenda because then they won't support our agenda!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 06:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 06:56 PM (77rzZ)
They give us plenty of material....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 06:57 PM (FtULh)
AI reveals the truth, while we mere humans can only see the fake personas the aliens are able to display to our limited five senses. TRUST the AI ... Bass IS the Joker, exactly as revealed by AI that removes the alien cloaking.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk)
Between Cassidy and Cornyn, the President's agenda is going to be DOA in the Senate now. Add in Tillis, McConnell, etc. and why would they bother a heavy lift for Trump?
May 19, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 06:51 PM (gKWVE)
So the Counts must never be deposed lest they cease to spit in the faces of their peasants and tell them of the Glories of Rain.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 06:57 PM (ExV1e)
The "trusted information environment" that brought you Muh Russia, including Russian hookers peeing on Obama's bed, and the IC denial of the Hunter Biden laptop and deplatforming of the NYPost for reporting the truth about it?
That "trusted information environment?"
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
====
The Progtards still pretend it was all real.
Pretend. They all know damn well from day one it was a fabrication.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 06:57 PM (wbjP0)
Stupid. We can't vote for people who don't support our agenda because then they won't support our agenda!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19
Right? So we should be forever stuck with jerks because they will be even jerkier?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 06:58 PM (OoFl2)
The current crop of Luigi ghouls are attention seeking social media whores who I believe are not so much in thrall of Luigi and dedicated to "The Cause" but to appear to be and to get noticed as such. You'll never see these girls shave their heads, carve big L's on their foreheads. and you will never see it happen. Being given press passes was the cherry on top for these poseurs.
Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2026 06:58 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 06:58 PM (F0j7f)
She was probably the cutest of all the Manson Family girls but that's not a good picture of her. There are much better pics of her out there where she looks like a normal 60s hippie chick. She was actually her high school Homecoming Queen before she got into drugs and met Manson & Crew.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 06:55 PM (6ydKt)
Yes. She was a hottie as a young woman. Crazy, but smokin' hot.
Posted by: Tex Watson at May 19, 2026 06:59 PM (7d1L5)
Between Cassidy and Cornyn, the President's agenda is going to be DOA in the Senate now. Add in Tillis, McConnell, etc. and why would they bother a heavy lift for Trump?
May 19, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 06:51 PM (gKWVE)
But the polls last week told me that Talerico would beat both Cornyn and Paxton but Cornyn had a better chance....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 07:00 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 07:01 PM (wbjP0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:01 PM (F0j7f)
He's losing, he knows he's losing, so now he's just throwing a tantrum.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 19, 2026 07:01 PM (lCHt6)
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Jackson K.
=====
Schlitz, Bud, Miller, etc helped the brewpub industry get started.
Maybe not intentionally.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 19, 2026 07:01 PM (gpQ8/)
Learn something new everyday. Until now, I didn't realize that Kamala had a Riddlermobile.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 07:02 PM (8mulE)
awwww
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 07:03 PM (j+aD2)
--
I think it's Patricia Krenwinkle and Leslie Van Houten, who was released a few years ago.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 07:03 PM (qBdHI)
A couple of helicopter gunships just flew overhead, low. San Diego east county. Kind of unusual.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 07:03 PM (iTNuP)
it has to be robotic bc there's not way that idiot can drive
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 07:03 PM (j+aD2)
the masks just keep on coming off
it's crazy
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 07:04 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:04 PM (F0j7f)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 07:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Coulter is a Christian, so has obviously never had sex (outside of marriage). heh
She has been supporting Massie as super smart and super conservative lately. She doesn't explain some of his funding ... or all the other issues, I think.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:04 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:05 PM (YZ0Fo)
I think the intent is to make him a Batman, but because they didn't want to cover his face up with a mask, he reminds me more of Robin.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 07:07 PM (8mulE)
And there you have it. Idiocracy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:08 PM (YZ0Fo)
/
I don't much care for Big John Cornholio
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 19, 2026 07:08 PM (7aGEe)
Piper will have to cover for me.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:10 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:10 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Accomack at May 19, 2026 07:10 PM (/Chlc)
Posted by: Hamitchell at May 19, 2026 07:11 PM (nQm/s)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 07:11 PM (Ia/+0)
U.S. House
AP logoestimates
13% of votes counted
candidate votes pct
Ed Gallrein
GOP
9,387 57.0%
Thomas Massie*
GOP
7,092 43.0%
Updated
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 07:12 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: deepelemblues at May 19, 2026 07:13 PM (dxkJd)
Posted by: Tex Watson at May 19, 2026 06:59 PM (7d1L5)
Van Houten got paroled in 2023 at 73 years old.
I think she's the only Manson girl that got out of prison.
She did well in prison, and got a Masters Degree in philosophy while in there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:13 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:13 PM (F0j7f)
Posted by: Case at May 19, 2026 07:14 PM (b2ADL)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (qBdHI)
seriously
(XZjgl)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:15 PM
That loser? He always posts late when a thread is abandon.
That's courage.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (GD0B3)
That belongs on the art thread.
Posted by: Jackson Pollock at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:17 PM (F0j7f)
/
I don't much care for Big John Cornholio
Posted by: Bonecrusher
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Paxton knows law
Paxton cuts BS like katana cuts butter.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:17 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 07:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:18 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (E4rtv)
Gallrein 57 percent; Massive 43 percent
Massie embodies America First principles.
This is Israel paying for an election.
Carlson, MTG are looking for their place(s) in the party.
Trump backed Andy Barr will win KY state primary.
War in Iran is overwhelmingly unpopular.
And much more
Posted by: L - No nic... at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (NFX2v)
smh
Dude has a broken dick.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (9maW1)
Barnes is an absolute Clown Boner.
Baris...
that guy has really impeached his credibility these past 12-16 months.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (9maW1)
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:22 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:22 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 06:05 PM (EWq0C)
Of course, they might mislead people into believing, using the Flintstones for an example, that once it was possible for a blue collar worker to afford a home and a family on a single salary.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 07:24 PM (rbvCR)
3h 🚨 JUST IN: San Diego Police are FLAT OUT REFUSING to name yesterday's mosque shooters
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.
California leftists are ACTIVELY COVERING UP trans vioIence."
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM (vd7PM)
Posted by: deepelemblues at May 19, 2026 07:34 PM (dxkJd)
Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Trump already has that covered. He ended the "war" when the negotiations with Iran started. If he attacks again, the clock resets to another N months or whatever.
I suspect the causes for delay are military, waiting for some thing to get ready...and not letting Iran know just when it kicks off for the shock value.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (8avO+)
Coulter is a Christian, so has obviously never had sex (outside of marriage). heh
She has been supporting Massie as super smart and super conservative lately. She doesn't explain some of his funding ... or all the other issues, I think.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:04 PM (vbXSk)
Its funny though that while Coulter is still orbiting around the news spaces somehow I have managed to never see a single clip or video of her in probably 10 years. Feels good.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 08:44 PM (8avO+)
California leftists are ACTIVELY COVERING UP trans vioIence."
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (vbXSk)
I can go with the Ts going for someone besides my allies or me. Let them divide their side.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (8avO+)
Cavernous Nostril Now Glazes The Man She Used to Accuse of Having Sexually Molested Her Underaged Niece, Back When That Was Her Grift
But her new grift is antisemitism and cultivating a Nazi-curious Horseshoe Fusion political movement.
I'm so annoyed I'll even link a Jake Tapper post (just for the clip he's embedded). It's almost as if Cavernous Nostrils is a sociopath who will say literally anything to manipulate people and extract money from them.HUNTER BIDEN: It's not about left or right... my dad was never part of the EPSTEIN CLASS... you're being attacked for asking questions... Charlie was like a brother to you... Israel bad.
— Britta | NoSoup4Knowles (@nosoup4knowles) May 19, 2026
Wild to see Hunter Biden parroting Candace's talking points. pic.twitter.com/BNqJ21T6aT
Hunter Biden making some curious statements here on the podcast of one of the political world’s most outspoken antisemites: pic.twitter.com/kEFcP8mjDE
— Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) May 19, 2026
Candace Owens, Dec. 2024: Accuses Hunter Biden of sexually abusing his underage niece after allegedly getting her hooked on crack.
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) May 19, 2026
VS.
Candace Owens, May 2026: Welcomes Hunter Biden into her home, smiling ear to ear as he tops her wishlist of people… pic.twitter.com/GG4565VQQS
Here are just four of many instances where Candace Owens accuses Hunter Biden of being a child sex predator, having an incestuous relationship with his underage niece, harboring child pornography, and being a degenerate who should be in prison.
— Bad Hombre (@Badhombre) May 18, 2026
She is now allying with him and… pic.twitter.com/ftNvTLS6G5
I am so interested in this interview.
— Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@FmrRepMTG) May 18, 2026
This is what real journalism looks like along with where the political underground of America is moving.
Truly fascinating.
Everyone I know is so disgusted with the two party system that has completely failed every single American. https://t.co/0ZEE506u9X
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 04:55 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 04:57 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 19, 2026 04:57 PM (NUEvg)
Posted by: Noodist at May 19, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)
But to do a massive 180 on the scummy Biden family? There's no excuse. You're a grifter, just like them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 04:58 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (Gqar8)
And be gentle. No pinecones.
Posted by: Slow on the uptake at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (2GVsD)
Is that supposed to say "his?"
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Henry Waxman at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (wVcYX)
Because she is looking down on everyone she is fooling with her lying grift.
So all you see are her nostrils.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (2GVsD)
Is that supposed to say "his?"
Posted by: Delurker
And she's probably not underaged now.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Candace Owens, Dec. 2024: Accuses Hunter Biden of sexually abusing his underage niece after allegedly getting her hooked on crack.
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Big tent!!
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (gKWVE)
I remember one where the girl is crying while he is videotaping and he keeps demanding she say he didn't hurt her.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (gtcuf)
102 I know term limits went out of fashion in the 90s, but I still believe in them. It's ALWAYS the Republicans that have been there a long time that the swamp claims.
Posted by: Leupold
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It is like removing the 17th Amendment on voting for senators, it requires a constitutional amendment that is simply not going to happen.
I have always felt the easiest way to promote more competition for seats is to require television and radio to set aside airspace under public interest so that candidates without a lot of money but good ideas could get heard. Still valid even in the internet era.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
A simple way is for 27 more states to ratify the Congressional Apportionment Amendment of 1789, which has no deadline, so that can still be done. At one point the current 11 was within one state of ratification, but with more states being added to the Union, it is no longer close.
The formula in the text is complicated, but effectively, it would increase the size of the House to at least one Representative per 50,000 Americans. So, now there would be 6,629 Reps.
Wikipedia link: https://tinyurl.com/z9y5cuj5
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: HUnter Biden at May 19, 2026 05:02 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)
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I don't think that one was underage, but how can you tell for sure these days anyway.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 19, 2026 05:02 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Candace Owens at May 19, 2026 05:02 PM (wVcYX)
Who are we to criticize their culture?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 05:03 PM (9Y5zL)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 05:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 05:03 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (gtcuf)
Choose wisely my friends
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Kevin Bacon's nose before surgery at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Navy Joan at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (2Ez/1)
And be gentle. No pinecones.
Posted by: Slow on the uptake at May 19, 2026 04:59 PM (2Ez/1)
How much time you got?
When she huffs around the house, she huffs AROUND the house.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (I22yv)
I was hoping this lunatic and crackhead would get together, get spun up on the good stuff with the B12 cut, and accuse the Pope of sneaking poop into his dad's pants at the Vatican, or claim that Jackie Mason faked his death so he could go undetected in his role as Pete Hegseth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (BI5O2)
It’s an op. They all are. All of these helminths conspire ahead of time and coordinate exactly what they each will say. Then they execute the op like it’s an organic flowering of agreement. But it’s about as real as sex is when youre fucking a deflated fuck doll covered in pus that you found abandoned behind the homeless encampment.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (+VqQP)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (I22yv)
Posted by: Uncle Pervy at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 05:06 PM (gu0hJ)
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
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3h
NEW: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) reacts to President Trump’s endorsement of Ken Paxton:
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual. John Cornyn is an outstanding senator and deserved, in my judgment, the president's support, obviously it's the president's call, but I'm disappointed that he did it.”
Posted by: beckster at May 19, 2026 05:06 PM (kX27y)
Jackie Mason is dead?
Posted by: Where was I? at May 19, 2026 05:06 PM (2Ez/1)
Atheist Jews vote hard left...but they don't have kids. Observant Jews are a bit right leaning. So over time the voting block will move right. But this should speed it up.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (bYtp3)
Posted by: Max Power at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (q177U)
Damn. Strange bedfellows.
Maybe you should name the crow Jake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: katy tur at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (70cb5)
Posted by: Uncle Pervy
Can't say I wasn't tempted, but you gotta show some self-control, man!
Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (I22yv)
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Makes sense if you're trying to bring down civilization.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: HUnter Biden discussing his time with Candace's niece at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:08 PM (bYtp3)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (gtcuf)
So the black one is blowing lines while the white one is huffing rocks?
Expectation Status:
[X] Subverted
Even the podcasters are race-swapping these days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:08 PM (BI5O2)
This blog has been nothing but flip-floppers, demagoguery and unprincipled-ness since Malor moved on.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:09 PM (FEPkz)
Didn't care for it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 05:09 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Hollywood Babylon at May 19, 2026 05:09 PM (oftw2)
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Makes sense if you're trying to bring down civilization.
The people doing the shooting are tightly aligned with the left - since the D party is the political wing of America's crime syndicates.
Yes they want random violence to justify more laws and government spending, but they specifically want to defend these people because they are their foot soldiers.
Posted by: HUnter Biden discussing his time with Candace's niece at May 19, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (I22yv)
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual. John Cornyn is an outstanding senator and deserved, in my judgment, the president's support, obviously it's the president's call, but I'm disappointed that he did it.”
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Well, we understand disappointment, Suzie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (ndZc7)
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Makes sense if you're trying to bring down civilization.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 05:07 PM (ndZc7)
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Cambridge. A crazy world run by Harvard and MIT faculty.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (bYtp3)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: 18-1
It should. But Jews can be a stiff-necked people.
Posted by: News from the Old Testament at May 19, 2026 05:11 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:11 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (I22yv)
I think Waxman was Nostrildamus
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:11 PM (FEPkz)
It’s all theatre.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (4KUe5)
NoseCandy-O's tastes are more...refined.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:10 PM (gtcuf)
——
Crack was big in finance-bro circles back in the day. Still is in some circles.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (+VqQP)
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Ummm. Oddly specific.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (OdypD)
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: As Seen on the Chappelle Show at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (Dv3i1)
But the video will show up on his new notebook.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Al Stewart at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (oftw2)
Might be interesting, and horrifying at the same time.
They're cyphers of some sort or another. Weirdos.
But, hey... it's working because we're talking about it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (I22yv)
Choose wisely my friends
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (gu0hJ)
****
"But Jobs"...is that you Mayor Pete?? All kidding aside, as a fellow sufferer, how's the gout?
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 19, 2026 05:13 PM (V85Z5)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:14 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 05:14 PM (XBjvJ)
Had to update my brain's language module. Didn't realize this new use of "to glaze" was several years old!
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 05:15 PM (EWq0C)
Maybe Candace should bring on the Hawk Tuah girl. They can compare foot pics.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 05:01 PM (gKWVE)
Whatever happened to the Hawk Tuah Girl?
She didn't even get her fifteen minutes...More like seven and a half minutes of fame.
Not sure that was worth the reputation as The Hand-Job Queen. That was her thing, right? Spit on some guy's wang and tug away?
Anyway, I hope she make some good money with that cuz otherwise. Yeeesh.
That would be a good show though for gullible midwits - Hawk Tuah, Hunter Biden and Cavernous Nostrils.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:15 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:16 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 05:16 PM (Wnv9h)
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual. John Cornyn is an outstanding senator and deserved, in my judgment, the president's support, obviously it's the president's call, but I'm disappointed that he did it.”
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We, too, find this very disappointing!
Posted by: GOP Senate Caucus, shivering in fear over possible grift reduction at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (bYtp3)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (Ia/+0)
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual. John Cornyn is an outstanding senator and deserved, in my judgment, the president's support, obviously it's the president's call, but I'm disappointed that he did it.”
I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you Susan
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (FtULh)
And wash your hands afterwards.
Posted by: Always good advice at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 05:17 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Henry "Nostrilitis" Waxman at May 19, 2026 05:18 PM (oftw2)
It’s all theatre.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (4KUe5)
The Soviets lived under this sort of weirdness. I mean obviously far worse. But the commie lie newspaper was literally called Truth and no one could say otherwise.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:18 PM (FEPkz)
Hunter is a sick puppy.
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 05:18 PM (K4Dl+)
Posted by: Grifter Thomas Massie at May 19, 2026 05:18 PM (NmBEt)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 05:19 PM (FtULh)
Well…I guess that isn’t as shocking as it should be considering her husband also slept with Milo. (allegedly). Per Milo.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (pZEOD)
Seriously? Why get bothered that a powerless liar is lying? I can see it more if the liar in question has some actual power, but someone whose only power is her gift of blab... doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (8mulE)
That poor girl was like a lottery winner. Stumbled into fame and fortune and blew it just as fast.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (QaH55)
- Hunter Biden
Posted by: Lame forestry joke at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:20 PM (sMkVI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (XV/Pl)
I thought that was how she stumbled into fame.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (8mulE)
*****
Not her niece. *His* niece.
Posted by: EFG at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (vHzuG)
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual.
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I laughed so hard at that I spit out my Bourbon.
Now I'm mad.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:14 PM
****
You're just wrong.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (K4Dl+)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly
Gout? The rich man's disease? All I can afford is a stubbed toe.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (oftw2)
Willowed OT: I'm getting really annoyed with these delivery drivers who don't speak English. I've had a bunch of Chinese drivers delivering to the shop next to mine over the last few months, and I just had one who only spoke Spanish a few minutes ago. Problem is, the neighbor isn't in most of the time, so they try to drop off his packages and have me sign for them. I have no problem doing that when the drivers speak English, but when they start typing the address into Google Translate and expect me to read it off their phone... Fuck you. If you're gonna cross the border illegally and violate the law on the job, have the common courtesy of learning English, ass-munch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (y9nCu)
I do remember that the POTaTO ran around bragging his children all had Jewish spouses and therefore he had nothing but Jewish grandchildren. (Nov. 2020 or so)
Further, Hunter Biden bragged he got a Hebrew tattoo shortly after meeting & marrying wife #2. (Around May 2019)
After October 7th, the POTaTO even said he required every one of his children and grandchildren to visit the Dachau concentration camp when they turned 14 years old.
He always played for the votes and the money, like most.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (XV/Pl)
Nah. $$$
She was ALWAYS like this. Gave me the heebie jeebies from jump.
It was the way she looked through whoever she was talking to. Like something ten light years away had caught her eye.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (FEPkz)
“I don't understand it. He is an ethically challenged individual./i]
Isn't Collins's current opponent an open NAZI that bragged about spanking it in port a potties?
Maybe she should focus on that race....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (sKqQm)
++++++
People don't remember how fast you did a job.
They remember how WELL you did a job.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (2Ez/1)
She fell out of favor after getting sued for her meme coin scam.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 19, 2026 05:24 PM (hbbS0)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (XV/Pl)
So it was *her* who scratched Carlson up in his bed. Makes sense.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:25 PM (BI5O2)
Further, Hunter Biden bragged he got a Hebrew tattoo shortly after meeting & marrying wife #2. (Around May 2019)
Never mind that tattoos are forbidden in the Jewish tradition.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 05:25 PM (K4Dl+)
She might well lose a debate with the Putzkommandant if she wins the primary.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 05:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 05:26 PM (sAmhv)
If there was an anti-earth orbiting the sun that was always precisely at the far pint from real Earth, such that we could never seen it because it was always behind the sun ,it would be at the L3 Lagrange Point.
And there was a political ideology directly opposed to what every Normal American thinks and wants, it would be at the L3 Carlson-Owens point.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 05:26 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 19, 2026 05:27 PM (Ul9Kx)
I'm sure he has some great insights.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 05:27 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (XV/Pl)
Rate this as 100%.
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (LHPAg)
Maybe she should focus on that race....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (sKqQm)
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Somehow, I think when this elections is come and gone, all this means we'll still have Susan Collins to kick around.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (sMkVI)
Posted by: EFG at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (vHzuG)
I don't think anyone's niece was safe around that scumbag.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: steevy
One of Trump's greatest contributions has been exposing so many fake "conservatives."
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (nGraA)
Maybe she should focus on that race....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 05:23 PM (sKqQm)
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Somehow, I think when this elections is come and gone, all this means we'll still have Susan Collins to kick around.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 05:28 PM (sMkVI)
Like Graham, Collins will be around as long as they want to be.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:29 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 05:29 PM (tOcjL)
Looking at Shaky Susan and The Platzkreig, yeah, I get it.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:30 PM (gtcuf)
Oh wait sorry this post is from the future.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:30 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 05:29 PM (tOcjL)
Massie, McConnell, Paul, Brashear. Kentucky.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:31 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:31 PM (BI5O2)
That poor girl was like a lottery winner. Stumbled into fame and fortune and blew it just as fast.
Yeah. I mean, who could have foreseen that that was not a long term career path?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 05:31 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Joe Biden, family guy at May 19, 2026 05:31 PM (sMkVI)
Further, Hunter Biden bragged he got a Hebrew tattoo shortly after meeting & marrying wife #2. (Around May 2019)
Never mind that tattoos are forbidden in the Jewish tradition.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu)
He does a lot of things that are forbidden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:33 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Hunter (on some laptop or other) at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Wenda at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (M0LLn)
I thought that was how she stumbled into fame.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 05:21 PM (8mulE)
I can't believe we are shaming the poor young girl over a graphic admission.
She is an artist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (dK+Kv)
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Not supposed to. It's been taboo since forever, but especially so since '45.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)
Oh wait sorry this post is from the future.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:30 PM (FEPkz)
lol
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Daddy! Where's my daddy?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 05:35 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (Gqar8)
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Legal problems due to people who lost money on the Hawk Tuah coin. A youtube talkshow thing that went nowhere. Rumor has it she's on onlyfans these days.
Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 19, 2026 05:37 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:38 PM (gtcuf)
Because she has big fingers.
Posted by: OldManMike at May 19, 2026 05:38 PM (4SA2W)
If there were an anti-earth orbiting the sun that was always precisely at the far point from real Earth, such that we could never seen it because it was always behind the sun ,it would be at the L3 Lagrange Point.
Journey to the Far Side of the Sun
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 05:38 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Uncle Pervy at May 19, 2026 05:05 PM (oftw2)
If'n she ain't good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for you.
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:39 PM (IG3/x)
Hi, I have a question for Our Jewish Morons.
When we were flying back from Newark a couple of weeks ago.
Before we took off there was a Jewish guy with his family and he took out a prayer book and strapped what looked like a black block of wood to his forehead and started praying.
What the black block of wood thing? And what's its story?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (iJfKG)
Journey to the Far Side of the Sun
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 05:38 PM (Cqx++)
I think the Gor books were also set on such a planet.
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (gtcuf)
Caught a glimpse of a Kiss video, Heaven's On Fire. Holy shit, Rip Tayler, Paul Lynde and Liberace hollered "GAY!" in unison.
Thankfully, Ace Frehley had gotten the hell out of there by then.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:14 PM
****
You're just wrong.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 19, 2026 05:22 PM (K4Dl+)
Her nipples?
Posted by: Nippleodeon at May 19, 2026 05:40 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (Gqar
Nobody is beyond redemption.
But for someone like Little Marco, redemption and personal advancement can look much the same. We have seen the good soldier act before, under the very same General.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:41 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:41 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:41 PM (gtcuf)
I thought that was the stuff they put on non-stick cookware.
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:42 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:43 PM (gtcuf)
Tefillin?
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:41 PM (gtcuf)
No idea. I hadn't seen that before.
So, put me some knowledge.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:43 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Mainely Sane at May 19, 2026 05:43 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Delurker
No idea. I hadn't seen that before.
So, put me some knowledge.
Posted by: naturalfake
Wiki:
https://is.gd/lumhgs
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 05:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:44 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:43 PM (gtcuf)
Could maybe be mistaken for wood from a distance, depending on how the leather was colored?
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:45 PM (IG3/x)
Lot of opinions on whether he actually did what he claims he did. I mean, c'mon, in MAINE? With like 3 weeks of summer? And he NEVER built a fire, even once?
But, the cops said he moved like an animal through the woods, and then there were the "bricks" of old magazines dating back as far as he claimed.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:46 PM (gtcuf)
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McConnell's not running, we're not voting for governor, and Paul's not up for re-election.
It's just Massie and his challengers (AFAIK) that matter to the general population. Maybe who takes McConnell's place. They'll be first term bozos, so... probably doesn't matter much.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 05:46 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (R8lgb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:42 PM (IG3/x)
There would be no reason to put it on nonstick cookware
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 05:36 PM (Gqar
What did Marco do now?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (xcxpd)
Nothing. Haters gotta hate.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 05:48 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)
I thought that was a phylactery?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:48 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:47 PM
Poloed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 05:49 PM (gtcuf)
OF COURSE.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
I read that she and her husband have moved to Costa Rica and are enjoying the lush life after MGT's grift in politics and whatever the hell else she's into now.
Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2026 05:49 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cheri
Living off her pension she made sure to secure before not finishing her term.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (YZ0Fo)
She has denied it but did sell her home which started the rumor.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 05:48 PM (xcxpd)
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Yes in English
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 05:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:42 PM (IG3/x)
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Bernie Sanders could have been the First Tefillin POTUS.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 05:51 PM (R8lgb)
Was called all kind of things for criticizing Billy Barr, and Tucker for that matter. All good bro.
People still can't believe that people will lie and pretend to believe shit they don't. No matter how many times it happens. It's how the GOP does what it does.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:52 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 05:53 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 05:54 PM (RsrO4)
____
One of the original 15 commandments!
-Moses (as played by Mel Brooks)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1)
I guess Cornyn didn't do enough to get the SAVE act passed. He only co-sponsored it and also advocated for changing the filibuster rules to get it passed.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 05:55 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 05:55 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 05:52 PM (FEPkz)
But this time, it will be different.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 05:56 PM (dK+Kv)
She fell out of favor after getting sued for her meme coin scam.
Posted by: Halfhand
I'd still hit it. I can fix her.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 05:57 PM (ycI94)
WATCH: Vance says Hunter Biden, Tina Peters could be eligible for 'Anti-Weaponization Fund'
Fundraiser
PBS NewsHour, May 19, 2026
Vice President JD Vance said Tuesday at a White House press briefing that anyone — Republican or Democrat — is welcome to apply for President Donald Trump's newly announced “Anti-Weaponization Fund," intended to compensate Americans who feel they have been unlawfully targeted by the Department of Justice for political, personal or ideological reasons.
Vance suggested that could include Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden who pleaded guilty to tax offenses and was convicted on felony drug charges before receiving a full pardon from his father before he left the White House.
Vance said Trump has pardoned a number of Democrats. He added that each person who files a claim would go through a vetting process and would be considered on a case-by-case basis. He didn't rule out the possibility of Jan. 6 rioters receiving compensation through this fund. (More)
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I need one of attorneys within the Horde to interpret.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 05:57 PM (NFX2v)
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People have been known to disappear in Central America.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 05:57 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (Y8DZL)
If Hitler was alive she'd have him on and make him king.
MTG is still sticking her potato nose into anything, I see.
I love you, Ace, but I can't watch. Thanks for translating.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (GL+EM)
BTW, Marjorie has legs that make Hillary Clinton say, OMG, those things are like petrified forest tree trunks”.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (63An5)
I guess Cornyn didn't do enough to get the SAVE act passed. He only co-sponsored it and also advocated for changing the filibuster rules to get it passed.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 05:55 PM (qrzX6)
Failure Theater and nothing more.
Corny should've had enough pull but his buddies that if he'd went at it hammer and tongs he could've (almost certainly) got it done.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (iJfKG)
SAVE's failure rests on the head of Thune. Trump isn't rugpulling Cornyn because of SAVE, but because he wants another vote against Thune in the Senate.
It's just business.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: L - No nic, another
He simply said that Hunter could apply like anyone. It isn't limited to one side or one group.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (YZ0Fo)
But sure, right-wing straight white male supremacists.
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (IG3/x)
DARVO/DAVOS/DAVROS -- what's the difference?
LIBs would have you Pity the Devil for Being EVIL.
If HunterBiden was the LIBs b'wannabe Damien Thorne, then Blame iceKingJOE for not being Gregory Peck enough!
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-ShadowOfTheIceKING
iceKingPresidentialLibary permantent exhibit: Hunter's PornStash/CrackPipes/and candid photos of him passed out in various poses taken by the chiCom.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (/VhAs)
OF COURSE.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (N1tpc)
I maintain that middle names are for big shots, and she's just Marjorie Greene now. Or even just Retiree Marj.
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (XuXeR)
Man, I hate it when I get interrupted when I'm only halfway through mastication.
I've never been able to do it with my mouth, though. That's talent and flexibility!
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)
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/Hugh Hewitt's tears taste sweet. From a couple days ago:
@amuse
@amuse
TEXAS SENATE RACE: Louisiana Republican voters sent Leader Thune a very clear message by defeating incumbent Senator Bill Cassidy. Starting tomorrow Texas Republicans can send him another message by defeating John Cornyn. Early voting starts tomorrow. Get to the polls and get your neighbors to join you.
[Graphic comparing the "Conservative Review" LIBERTY scores of Bill Cassidy (55%) and John Cornyn (54%).
x.com/amuse/status/
2056146202287034445
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:00 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (GL+EM)
"Can be made." But people are generally idiots and emotional herd animals, which is why CO can persist, and why ignoring her idiocy-bating is probably the best policy. Otherwise, you're legitimizing her clownish faux grievances.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:02 PM (dK+Kv)
I am pretty sure that you have been doing it wrong.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:03 PM (dK+Kv)
I was being sarcastic. The SAVE act is one of the most important issues according to Trump. So he endorsed one of the co-sponsors of the bill opponent.
He could have just left out any endorsement like he said he would.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:03 PM (qrzX6)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 05:57 PM (NFX2v)
Not a lawyer, but Vance is just preempting the argument that the fund is a payback for Trump's supporters. Anyone is eligible to signup for the reparations.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 06:03 PM (8mulE)
Welcome to the party, jackasses.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 06:04 PM (63An5)
Thanks for the info. I always hope that MTG and others of her ilk will just move out of country and stay away but they never do. The USA is where the big money grift is to be had.
Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2026 06:04 PM (oiNtH)
Boreing stressed that while people can be made to recognize that they are being manipulated and fed lies, he doesn't think Candace Owens can be stopped from pursuing her own agenda.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (GL+EM)
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They found a way to stop Charlie Kirk for pursuing his agenda.
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 06:05 PM (kUM31)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
>You're the kind of guy that has mood candles on the bedroom headboard. A real player. Watch out, ladies.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 06:05 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (CWTWj)
But sure, right-wing straight white male supremacists.
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Arkansas Rulebook at May 19, 2026 05:59 PM (IG3/x)
I only saw the photo of the younger one. Definitely looks like he was going for a female look even while in his wrestling gear.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 06:06 PM (qrzX6)
Because she has big fingers.
Posted by: OldManMike
youtu.be/TTeAQFy5Ltw
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 06:09 PM (sAmhv)
Hey guess who loved Thomas Massie? Charlie Kirk!
Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 19, 2026 06:10 PM (XZjgl)
Both she and degenerate Jimmy Dore. Here is the interview with Boreing: "Jeremy Boreing Gives First Interview Since The Daily Wire Exit, Talks Candace Owens. Also Boreing fired her for blood libel from Daily Wire.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 06:12 PM (GL+EM)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 06:12 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 19, 2026 05:58 PM (GL+EM)
"Can be made." But people are generally idiots and emotional herd animals, which is why CO can persist, and why ignoring her idiocy-bating is probably the best policy. Otherwise, you're legitimizing her clownish faux grievances.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 06:02 PM (dK+Kv)
Of course you can stop her, you can make her a figure of ridicule and derision. People do it with "Electric Dog" Hasan Piker all the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 06:13 PM (8avO+)
The ten year persecution to remove him from office for all the BS Rove's Runts have thrown at him are just stinking losers. All the Houston lawyers that screwed Collin County (his base) out of tens of thousands of $ are in the mix, Johnny Sullivan the leader of the US Southern District of Texas courts that jailed the two border patrol agents for returning fire at a smuggler was in it.
Texans are sick and tired of the lightweights that the Bush era promoted.
Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (8uzBS)
Disgraceful RINO Grifter Tom Massie is Now Sending Out Texts Claiming Trump Endorsed Him Rather Than His Opponent
Fuck this guy in the pinecone.
Sociopaths love lying to people. Duping people makes them feel powerful and intelligent and masterful. When actually they're just degenerates who do not possess the simple but powerful moral inhibition against lying that normal people do. Because normal people have trouble lying, they have difficulty detecting truly brazen lies by psychopaths completely unbothered by lying. Normal people who are bothered personally by lying cannot even imagine just lying about big things that can be easily checked, so brazen sociopaths can pass lies by them sometimes. "No one would be so brazen," they think, wrongly. And then Candace Owens dupes millions of normal but bored and dimbulb Millennial housewives who think she must be telling the truth because, well, no one would be so brazen! Candace Owens makes her rent money based on this exploit. Most normal people think that someone will, if they're lying, avert their eyes and cough and show other signs of internal stress, so they think that they can detect most lies. Well, they can detect most liars because most liars are normal people who do experience internal stress when they're lying. Then there are the psychopaths like Candace Owens and Tom "Pinecone" Massie, who do not stammer and blink when they lie, but grin ear-to-ear because they love lying. Normal people do not detect these lies because, well, what kind of maniac would become almost sexually excited by lying? They think it's their superpower. And it is, in a way. It's a gift of Satan.Here’s the whole thing from a Kentucky voter’s phone. How utterly dishonest and scummy. pic.twitter.com/ZgpvYwOs6i
— Tim Murtaugh (@TimMurtaugh) May 19, 2026
🚨 VOTER ALERT 🚨
— Ed Gallrein (@EdGallrein) May 19, 2026
Thomas Massie sent a text claiming to be endorsed by President Trump. That is false.
Listen to President Trump in his own words endorsing Navy SEAL Ed Gallrein and calling Massie “the worst Congressman in history.”
Massie is lying about Trump. He’s lying… pic.twitter.com/xq97oIxuyz
"Duper's delight" (sometimes informally called a duper's grin) is a psychological phenomenon where a person smiles or smirks because they feel a thrill or satisfaction from successfully deceiving, manipulating, or getting away with lying to someone. Psychologists identify it through the following key characteristics: Microexpression: It often appears as a fleeting, involuntary microexpression (like a smirk or a raised corner of the mouth) that breaks through an otherwise serious or sad facial expression. Contradictory Emotion: It can happen when a person is recounting a tragic or negative event but unconsciously flashes a grin because they are focused on the "success" of their lie. Underlying Psychology: Coined by behavioral scientist Dr. Paul Ekman, the emotional boost is linked to a sense of power, arrogance, or the adrenaline rush of pulling the wool over someone's eyes.Psychopaths experience and even more powerful thrill from duping their "inferiors" -- "inferiors" whose internal morality prevents them from being good liars and who therefore have trouble spotting the lies of the truly conscienceless.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 03:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (N1tpc)
(Which explains Washington. We've created a process that selects for sociopaths.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (N1tpc)
that's a lie he will worry about tomorrow. Today's lie is the thing.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)
yup. It is a useful skill.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)
Karen Bass is a great example of this. She doesn't just grin when she lies, she has an ear-to-ear joker grin the entire time she's in public. She genuinely looks insane.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Orson at May 19, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:49 PM (AGz65)
Imagine our delight if in one election, we're rid of Cornyn, Massie, and Bill Cassidy. Wow!
Posted by: deadrody at May 19, 2026 03:49 PM (vgB0v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 03:50 PM (ELdpA)
Posted by: Long Duk Dong at May 19, 2026 03:50 PM (2r+jB)
Just level the F**king Place and screw the Ragheads !!!!
Enough is Enough and just order the final blow and end this Sh*t Now !!!!
Iran is getting old !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 19, 2026 03:50 PM (lagsy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:50 PM (BI5O2)
"Duper's delight" (sometimes informally called a duper's grin) is a psychological phenomenon where a person smiles or smirks because they feel a thrill or satisfaction from successfully deceiving, manipulating, or getting away with lying to someone.
Psychologists identify it through the following key characteristics...
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:45 PM
This can be trained, as all Muslims have been taught to enjoy duping and defrauding the Kafir.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 03:51 PM (N1tpc)
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What a scumbag. Can he go any lower ? I bet he can !
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:51 PM (GD0B3)
Since they keep sending up McConnell, they might actually be right.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (hbbS0)
I don't know the whole story but people were circulating alleged texts from him in which he talks about his "pinecone" becoming girthy due to sexual thoughts.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Did he really, or was he just trolling?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (GD0B3)
I maybe misquoting but it sounds like what is in his black black heart.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (2GVsD)
-- Politicians
-- Lawyers
-- Doctors
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)
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It's a euphemism for Massie's massive.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 03:53 PM (jehhT)
-George Costanza
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 03:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
-- Politicians
-- Lawyers
-- Doctors
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (Av6i5)
I believe they are sociopaths, not psychopaths for the most part.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 03:53 PM (N1tpc)
-George Costanza
Seinfeld continuity question:
Was George actually a good liar? That episode claims he was but I don't know.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:54 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace
Wow. Weird way to refer to one's wang.
Fun fact: A slang term in Russian for a head honcho is "big pinecone" (bolshaya shishka).
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:54 PM (77rzZ)
-- Politicians
-- Lawyers
-- Doctors
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (Av6i5)
Interesting observation!
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:54 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 03:54 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 03:54 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 19, 2026 03:54 PM (Bssr7)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 19, 2026 03:54 PM (NYInA)
But no one ever believes him, do they?
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (zZu0s)
Its also a little late in the game especially for the older voters who don't watch texts like kids today do.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 03:55 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:55 PM (BI5O2)
to commemorate these pukes being voted out.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 03:55 PM (5P5DO)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 03:55 PM (73/SM)
LOL
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:55 PM (AGz65)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 03:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 03:56 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:56 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 19, 2026 03:56 PM (7T8ei)
It's hard to trust people on the job.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 03:56 PM (D1E+2)
Duuuuuper's Delight
Posted by: Tom Massiehole at May 19, 2026 03:57 PM (n5tGW)
Was George actually a good liar? That episode claims he was but I don't know.
Posted by: ace at
I don't know that he was a "good" liar. He just had no compunction against saying whatever he thought would benefit him in the moment.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 03:57 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS)
My son sits very high on the standard psychopathy diagnostic chart. We had no leverage on him with shame, because he has no shame about anything. Every interaction is purely transactional. Makes for a lot of damned work raising a kid like that.
A lot of very successful people are high on the psychopathy chart. If they have drive and energy, they can do very well in business and politics. I suspect that is why we see so many of them in Washington.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 19, 2026 03:58 PM (DwqWV)
"Reminder: Thomas Massie signed a term limit pledge in 2012 of a maximum of 3 terms. He's currently running for his 8th term.
pRIncIPeS🥱"
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:58 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 19, 2026 03:58 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at May 19, 2026 03:58 PM (8rPNd)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 03:58 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at May 19, 2026 03:58 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:58 PM (1wjle)
No. He has a peen. The pool had nothing to do with it and everyone there knew it.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 03:58 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 19, 2026 03:59 PM (TezPK)
pRIncIPeS🥱"
No one could possibly be that brazen so there must be some logical explanation!
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:00 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 04:00 PM (9Y5zL)
- are given glowing profiles by the New York Times
- supported by far-left and radical Democrats
- have their sexual scandals ignored by the media*
- oppose Trump
* when but never have you seen the media flat ignore a Republican sex scandal?
You know, except when they're not a conservative.
See McCain, John; Hasstert, Denny; etc.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 04:00 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)
He was doing for the Country!
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 04:01 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:01 PM (GD0B3)
It's hard to trust people on the job.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 03:56 PM (D1E+2)
Umm... that's not the type of job that a lie gets you killed very often...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 04:01 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)
There was a very interesting article in the Atlantic many years ago called "When Your Child Is a Psychopath." Very interesting.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 04:02 PM (b4qzS)
It used to be said of Bill Clinton that he would rather climb a tree to tell a lie rather than stand on the ground and tell the truth.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 04:02 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:02 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 04:03 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 19, 2026 03:58 PM (cS1cw)
My son is a liar as well. Doesn't matter what the issue might be, he will tell a lie just as easily as the truth. Makes it very hard to ever trust him with anything.
Most of his lies are self-serving, but a lot of them aren't. He does it because he can.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 19, 2026 04:03 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 04:03 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:03 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 19, 2026 04:03 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
IMHO, Sociopaths are more of a flat affect. They don't care emotionally whether you believe them or not as long as the lie works. To them, other people are just things to be manipulated for gain.
Psychopaths enjoy doing what we used to call evil or wicked so they enjoy lying to your face and getting away with it. Same with killing, etc.
The infamous video of Peter Strzok being interrogated in Congress is an example.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 04:04 PM (4KUe5)
You know, except when they're not a conservative.
See McCain, John; Hasstert, Denny; etc.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 04:00 PM (73/SM)
it was pretty common in the 80s, for Liberal Republicans in blue states. Of course in the 90s the Dems decided they needed those seats and suddenly it was 'The Year of the Woman'
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:04 PM (8avO+)
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I'm old enough to remember when Mx. Lindsey ran on a platform including term limits. In 1994.
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 19, 2026 04:04 PM (0SdQT)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)
He’s spent the past year telling us Trump is bad.
Now this.
This is not a person to be trusted.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 04:05 PM (4KUe5)
https://tinyurl.com/5yfjb7s4
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:06 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 04:02 PM (8mulE)
I think they said that about Obama too.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:06 PM (FEPkz)
It would at least cap the newer incoming ones.
I know term limits went out of fashion in the 90s, but I still believe in them. It's ALWAYS the Republicans that have been there a long time that the swamp claims.
Posted by: Leupold at May 19, 2026 04:07 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
......
A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactionin' me
A little more bite and a little less bark
- Fat Elvis
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 04:07 PM (UjdFS)
What?
Whaaaaat?
Posted by: Lizzy
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None of his claims make any sense other than expediency. He is a boring and lying piece of shit akin to McConnell professionally more than anyone. You can tell when he is lying when his lips move.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: "Pinecone" Massie at May 19, 2026 04:07 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:08 PM (GD0B3)
Massie is a Daemoncr@p of the lowest level, consistency does not matter. Just if the lie will help him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:08 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:08 PM (FEPkz)
At the same time, he lies constantly, he has a super-inflated sense of himself despite his constant failures, and he takes clear advantage of any situation that he can, regardless of the damage to others around himself.
He is also quite capable of kindness, he loves animals and treats them with respect, he is a hard worker, and he is raising his infant son with great care and dedication.
And yes, his lack of conscience is disturbing to most folks, and he is judged on that constantly. But it isn't something anyone can fix.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: kingsman at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 03:51 PM (N1tpc)
I have heard, "Psychopaths are born, sociopaths are made."
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Leupold
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It is like removing the 17th Amendment on voting for senators, it requires a constitutional amendment that is simply not going to happen.
I have always felt the easiest way to promote more competition for seats is to require television and radio to set aside airspace under public interest so that candidates without a lot of money but good ideas could get heard. Still valid even in the internet era.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
Yo what up wit dat KY?
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 04:10 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Count de Monet
_________
Somebody needs to come up with some lyrics.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 19, 2026 04:10 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (2GVsD)
Maybe Romney where the brain would be
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:10 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 04:11 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Thomas Massie at May 19, 2026 04:11 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 04:11 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 04:11 PM (gu0hJ)
Presently showing JDV live (ish).
https://www.youtube.com/live/GxeJ6HmN3S4
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (AGz65)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (2GVsD)
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Bob Packwood.
The Tailhook scandal.
etc.
All that was middle-school grab ass during lunch hour compared to the depravity the nasty bastards engage in today in Congress.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (73/SM)
Umm... that's not the type of job that a lie gets you killed very often...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
>Well, a sock is a sock. When you've been an electrician and electrical engineer for something, something, 29 years, You learn to measure twice before acting. Electricity is like a misunderstood cult deity.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 19, 2026 04:10 PM (XvL8K)
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A pine... cone... a pine... pine conin'...
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (eloIc)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:13 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 04:13 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:13 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Leupold
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It is like removing the 17th Amendment on voting for senators, it requires a constitutional amendment that is simply not going to happen.
I have always felt the easiest way to promote more competition for seats is to require television and radio to set aside airspace under public interest so that candidates without a lot of money but good ideas could get heard. Still valid even in the internet era.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)
Let's move Congressional pay where it belongs - to the states. If a congresscritter doesn't do a good job for their state, their pay, benefits, and pension get cut.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 04:13 PM (qx7Zg)
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Now, what can we surmise about the people who support him, hmmm?? Other than Lauren Boebert...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
It's 1 v 1 so no runoff.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 04:13 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: ace
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No. His voice went up an octave whenever he was lying.
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 04:13 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Thomas Massie at May 19, 2026 04:14 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 04:14 PM (qrzX6)
Yo what up wit dat KY?
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 04:10 PM (b4qzS)
Well if you don't enforce party discipline at the Congressional level, that is what you get. The House leaders should have stripped him of all decent committees long ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)
Philip II and prince Alexander in Macedon
Posted by: Darmok at May 19, 2026 04:14 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 04:11 PM (1wjle)
Oh absolutely. We got rid of an effective governor because he was 'mean' and instead put in backfield beshear (he likes to get plays in the backfield preferably in public parks at 2am.) Not a fan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Heroq
Kentucky hasn't been the same since Raylen Givens retired.
youtu.be/X6UuuEpinyA
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 04:14 PM (sAmhv)
Newsweek has a poll claiming the Democrats are ahead in Florida.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (2GVsD)
Ahead of what - the lynch mobs?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 04:14 PM (qx7Zg)
Picture of a .38 pointed at a bulge in the pants.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:14 PM (2GVsD)
A loss is really gonna' hurt.
*shrugs*
Sux2bhim
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 04:15 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Good thing it's confined to those little sockets on the walls.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 04:13 PM (qx7Zg)
I’d bet 90% of Congress would do the job is pay was $0. It’s not the $170k salary they care about. It’s the insider trading opportunities and bribes that they’re attracted to.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 04:16 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Heroq
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His flying monkey squad online have actually hurt Massie more than helped him. They shriek and throw poo like pedo, all kinds of horrible anti Semitic remarks, etc. and then wonder why no one with a brain likes them. Same shitheads as the Sturm fronters used to bring here supporting Luap Nor and I would suspect those who never grew out of that shit support Massie.
If you want to win votes, you gotta befriend voters not berate them. That is a leftist tactic.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
Newsweek has a poll claiming the Democrats are ahead in Florida.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (2GVsD)
in their own primaries? I'd hope so.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 04:12 PM (eloIc)
A dude who willingly describes his dick as a pinecone. Boy George says thats weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:16 PM (zZu0s)
Newsweek has a poll claiming the Democrats are ahead in Florida.
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Oh, they are going nuclear powered gaslight this year.
I've seen polls that:
- have Talarico ahead in TX and winning the general
- the Dem winning GA gov.*
- Dems up +10 on the generic congressional ballot.
* on this Erick Err-ickson is all over X pissing his little RINO pants that "early voting in the state supreme court race proves Republicans are going to be swept in the general!!!"
Fucking spactic tard.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 04:16 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: The Baliff at May 19, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Thomas Massie
My Dad, the high priest of dad jokes, used to say that it wasn't school he didn't like, it was the principal of the thing.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:17 PM (77rzZ)
The Democrats are saying he's alright. (Opposition to "tax and spending" legislation; critical of Middle East policies and foreign aid packages, and pushed for sealed Epstein file releases.)
Now it seems we have a ideological proxy war between establishment/MAGA loyalists and independent libertarian Republicans. 'Trump escalates war on Massie in MAGA showdown ahead of crucial GOP primary,' per Sky News Australia, 14 hours ago.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 04:17 PM (NFX2v)
I'm more attracted to the pension plan. What a goldmine.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 04:18 PM (qrzX6)
133 I think Massie knows that if he's booted out of Congress with this election, his prospects moving forward are slim and none. I'd bet he has quite a number of bribes coming due this month.
A loss is really gonna' hurt.
*shrugs*
Sux2bhim
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 04:15 PM
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Fortunately, he saved his money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 04:18 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:18 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Thomas Massie
Stay away from Dallas-era Victoria, you pervert.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:19 PM (77rzZ)
Vote for a former Nacy SEAL or a guy who thinks his dick looks like a pinecone.
Posted by: The Whine Guy
Not saying they're all like John McCain, and his cloned up one eyed offspring Dan Crenshaw.... but Bif ain't checking the box for another veteran again without some political history of being hard MAGA right in a local position before running for a Federal position.
* Hudson for AL senate - I'm looking at you. I met you in person and you made me want to sanitize my damned hands afterwards *
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 19, 2026 04:19 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 04:17 PM (NFX2v)
Independent Libertarian. with tons of support from Akbar from the mideast.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)
https://tinyurl.com/yksk5zjf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 04:19 PM (Yl2Ob)
You should watch the Irwin Allen California earthquake movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Again, constitutional amendment would be required. Founders set up the Constitution so that there would not be a repeat of that particular pay issue which was a problem for the Articles Congress. Same with recall not being allowed.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)
Kind of like Kentucky's version of The Joker?
Posted by: alanon at May 19, 2026 04:21 PM (jHMkm)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:54 PM (77rzZ)
Other fun fact: Dave Barry once wrote that the Chinese name 'Deng Xiaoping' translates to English 'Big Stud Artichoke'. Never saw that name again without laughing.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 04:21 PM (NcvvS)
* Hudson for AL senate - I'm looking at you. I met you in person and you made me want to sanitize my damned hands afterwards *
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 19026 04:19 PM (QVmho)
yeah, nothing wrong with that....I mean look at that Platner freak in Maine
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at May 19, 2026 04:21 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 04:21 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 04:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Carolyn Moffa at May 19, 2026 04:22 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:22 PM (2GVsD)
You should watch the Irwin Allen California earthquake movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Oh, I can imagine the shaking that went on with her in the cast.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yksk5zjf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 04:19 PM (Yl2Ob)
I'm like that but with wine. Never liked it. Of course I've been too lazy to buy anything alcoholic to drink for quite a long time these days.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Shit at May 19, 2026 04:23 PM (j+GfC)
-- Politicians
-- Lawyers
-- Doctors
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (Av6i5)
I believe they are sociopaths, not psychopaths for the most part.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 03:53 PM (N1tpc)
Doctors, policemen, and to an extent lawyers benefit from trained "situational psychopathy," where they can do some fucked-up shit that is actually for the best within a larger moral framework. For example, open-heart surgery is objectively similar to serial killer behavior: drugging a stranger so he can't resist, then vivisecting him. So, he has to turn off his normal feelings at work, then turn them back on for his wife and kids.
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 04:23 PM (Sy6m/)
You should watch the Irwin Allen California earthquake movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)
And the Irwin Allen Houston killer bee movie.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 04:24 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: L
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Media is full of fake reports and they are as sociopathic liars as a lot of politicians are. Probably more likely to be even as we have seen recently.
The truth is Massie has little to no national support when considering how vast the US population is but it seems concentrated when you look online to that fake and gay world. In reality, I don't think it matters much as that sort will simply float to the next crap politician. Like leftists, it is the system that these numb nuts want to end by any means possible and it is clear by their posts online that they are not interested in any actual policy debates--only slanders, lies, and lame ass gay anti Semitic memes.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Just got here at May 19, 2026 04:24 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: whig
The Articles of Confederation need to be better known. Any course on the Constitution needs to start with them.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:25 PM (77rzZ)
I heard that.
Posted by: Aztec High Priest at May 19, 2026 04:25 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 04:25 PM (RCjYY)
Cornyn has been having legions of ads for months saying how much he supports Trump and visa versa. Which couldn't be farther from the truth but it's obvious this scumbag and his donors / support team are fine flooding the zone with lies to get elected. Anyway, that's clearly the play all uniparty candidates are adopting in these primaries: align with Trump to the utmost and scream that your opponent is "anti-MAGA". Not surprised to see this from Massie...
"Fuck this guy in the pinecone."
Don't you mean WITH A pinecone? That seems much more warranted...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 04:25 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
We can't afford it! New York; California and Pennsylvania have the highest paid state lawmakers in the nation.
And the state employees - holy cow! - pay and benefits higher than the feds in many areas.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 04:26 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 04:26 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:27 PM (GD0B3)
Those people would never have survived Usenet. Spout some shit and get fact checked by a dozen people in minutes. Who bring real receipts.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 04:27 PM (KtNj5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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Scorecards are idiotic as they are always cherrypicked votes. If you must use something, use Nominate scores (Poole and Rosenthal) which uses ALL votes and segregates these by Congress.
And it matters on crucial votes the most where the leadership bill may not pass. The only reason that Massie could persist in his behavior was Johnson's razor thin majority did not permit him to punish a defector or even remove them from the caucus. If Johnson's cushion was 10-20 members, Massie would have been toast a long time ago for what he did.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:27 PM (E4rtv)
Either that or sounding/docking.*
*do not look any of that up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:28 PM (2GVsD)
The Night the Bridge Fell Down.
Wonder what happened in that one
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Sounds like a bridge fell down. At night.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 04:28 PM (KtNj5)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 04:28 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: bearski
Hmmm. Pinecone or pineapple? Decisions, decisions...
-- Stan's torture staff
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
1h
LMAO! John Thune is VISIBLY SEETHING over President Trump snubbing him and endorsing Ken Paxton over John Cornyn
REPORTER: You've spent MONTHS trying to persuade the President to endorse John Cornyn in the Texas primary. How frustrated are you with the President?
THUNE: "He made his decision about that. That doesn't change the way I feel. And I will continue to be supportive of Senator Cornyn and his reelection."
Posted by: beckster at May 19, 2026 04:28 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Oldcat
I trust your word. 👍
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 04:28 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 04:28 PM (AGz65)
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Interesting that IN is so interested, but then his buddy Victoria Spartz is from IN.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:29 PM (GD0B3)
Massie is into 'sounding' maybe?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:28 PM (2GVsD)
We need Kirsche, cub reporter, on this!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:29 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rickb223
"Singing in the Rain"
A guy singing. In the rain.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 04:30 PM (gu0hJ)
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Interesting that IN is so interested, but then his buddy Victoria Spartz is from IN.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:29 PM (GD0B3)
His district is right across the river from IN IIRC, so that area might be in that channel's listener range.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:31 PM (8avO+)
In: pinecone cock
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 04:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Kentucky gives us Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, and Thomas Massie.
I expect nothing less of any, or all 3 of them.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 19, 2026 04:31 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Bulg
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Yes, constitutional history of why certain provisions are there is woefully taught. I taught the Articles among other constitutional matters and for a long time, appeared at teacher's conferences to give talks about different constitutional issues.
A lot of our current Constitutional provisions come about due to a) defects in the Articles that about led to dissolution of the United States, b) defects that we perceived when being run by Great Britain under its constitution, and c) defects that popped up in state constitutions from independence to the Framing of the Constitution.
We tried to copy the good stuff and fix the bad stuff. Then the Antifederalist argued that they forgot a bill of rights, so that got added immediately after the Constitution went into effect.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 04:31 PM (E4rtv)
-- Stan's torture staff Posted by: Bulg
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Was "Stan" supposed to be "Satan", a la shoving the pineapple up Hitler's butt in Little Nicky? That was funny...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 04:31 PM (Bhsk7)
OffKai is now proudly sponsored by the OnlyFans version of spicy VTubers.
The people who blacklisted Kirsche for being too spicy.
But wait it gets worse. OffKai has a downloadable form that if signed by a parent or guardian and notarized, anyone 13 to 17 can attend OffKai unattended.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:32 PM (2GVsD)
The Save America Act is polling over 80% with blacks, in the 70’s with Latinos.
You could not find a more- wanted legislation.
Yet he does nothing. Worse, he does his Daley failure theatre.
No one is buying this, and you are revealing your true character in this moment.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 04:32 PM (4KUe5)
How stupid would you have to believe that Trump had a magical change of heart on voting day?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Person who checks out titles at May 19, 2026 04:33 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 04:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 19, 2026 04:33 PM (KDPCW)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
@ScottPresler
All you had to do was pass the SAVE America Act.
2:09 PM · May 19, 2026
22.1K Views
Call Senator Majority Leader John Thune now and demand a vote.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 04:34 PM (NFX2v)
Have you seen the size of the pinecone on that guy?
Posted by: Aspen Birch at May 19, 2026 04:34 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Thomas Massie at May 19, 2026 04:34 PM (wVcYX)
"Senior Iran Analyst Dror Balazada (@DBalazada) reports that the Houthi terrorist organization has not received any money or weapons from Iran for the past six months.
Consequently, they are refusing to cooperate with Tehran’s planned "adventures" until their funding is restored.
The Houthis are reportedly operating out of "sheer fear" of @realDonaldTrump and American strikes, leading them to stick to a reported agreement with Trump to secure vital "breathing room."
Beyond the American threat, the group is also deeply afraid of a potential Saudi military intervention within Yemeni territory."
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 04:34 PM (GD0B3)
One of my internet claims to fame is I made Nate Silver look like a big dummy back in like 1997.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:35 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
**********
Some parts ARE edible.
Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at May 19, 2026 04:35 PM (qgHp7)
How do I know? cause this is my district. Massie WAS endorsed by Trump. It is literally true. Massie has been running TV ads for weeks pointing out the fact that Trump and Massie have endorsed each other in the past.
But the texts coming out today are all coming from Gallrein warning about texts from Massie claiming endorsement from Trump. Problem is, there is no such text message from Massie's campaign. Its another Gallrein campaign op.
And the biggest irony? You posted a Freedom score about 2 'F' ranked senators that you wanted to see primaried. So, I looked up Massie's score. Guess what? A. He is ranked #10 most conservative voting congressman.
the attempt to primary Massie is a purity test. He isn't voting the way Trump wants him to, so we have are supposed to chuck out one of the most bedrock, principled conservatives in Congress to replace him iwth a RINO.
"But I don't like how he voted 6 years ago!"
party of stupid, indeed.
Posted by: ghbucky at May 19, 2026 04:35 PM (/xDbx)
Kirche's avatar is a cartoon girl right?
Posted by: The Baliff at May 19, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: May West at May 19, 2026 04:35 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 04:36 PM (eloIc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at May 19, 2026 04:36 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 04:36 PM (FtULh)
Uh...you don't think that is deceptive?
If Trump were to list all those celebrities that endorsed him back in the 90s as endorsing him today would that be ok as well?
Posted by: The Baliff at May 19, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)
It's true! Massie DOES "vote with Republicans 95% of the time"...
1) The Arbor Day resolution.
2) Veteran's Day condolences to the families of those who made the ultimate sacrifice.
3) National Spelling Bee Champions Day.
and many others!
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 04:37 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 19, 2026 04:33 PM (KDPCW)
1.) No about face from me - I've been adamant for years that any Republican who doesn't kiss the MAGA ring needs to be kneecaps.
2.) "Gary" is just one letter off from "gay."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 04:37 PM (BI5O2)
Remember do not quote the QANGO trools.
Posted by: Anna Puma
And there i was, about to post asking where on the doll Trump touched their no no square.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 19, 2026 04:37 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 04:38 PM (qgHp7)
Time to huck that shitty burrito into the nearest deep body of water.
Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 04:38 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Thomas Massie"
+++
Finally.
It's a boob thread.
Posted by: Person who likes boobs at May 19, 2026 04:38 PM (2Ez/1)
-George Costanza
Seinfeld continuity question: Was George actually a good liar? That episode claims he was but I don't know.
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He was 'good' in terms of the profuse, shameless, and hilariously creative lies. But yeah, he pretty much never got away with them... "Well, it was a BIG salad!"
Of course, Jerry's character was too 'pure' to lie so easily. Hence George being the best liar he knows...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 04:38 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:00 PM (FEPkz)
Yes, that's why the Cluster B framework is so useful for 'laypeople', because if you're not a pro getting paid for a specific diagnosis, then the Borderline, Antisocial, Histrionic, and Narcissistic personality disorders have more similarities than differences. They may have different emotional modes and motivations, but they will all just lie, even appearing to believe it themselves.
Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 04:38 PM (Sy6m/)
Not being funny but you sound like you're going to cry.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:39 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:32 PM (2GVsD)
Not their kind of spicy. Too politically right not enough pedo apparently.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:39 PM (zZu0s)
You CANNOT simply lie about somebody endorsing you like this.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 19, 2026 04:39 PM (lCHt6)
"But I don't like how he voted 6 years ago!"
party of stupid, indeed.
Posted by: ghbucky at May 19, 2026 04:35 PM (/xDbx)
if you don't have purity tests for your party, you don't have a party at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: The Baliff at May 19, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
I actually prefer the old model, but yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:41 PM (2GVsD)
Of course, Jerry's character was too 'pure' to lie so easily. Hence George being the best liar he knows...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 04:38 PM (Bhsk7)
Wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!
Posted by: George Costanza, Hamptons House at May 19, 2026 04:41 PM (j+GfC)
In his case malignant narcissist is shorthand. I would normally say psychopath but the dude defied category. Charming yet very few seemed to like him. He creeped a lot of people out.
The thing about a psychopath is often you will find people saying "there's something about him/her I can't put my finger on".
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:41 PM (FEPkz)
They have constituents, but the people, voters, are not their constituents any longer. The feedback mechanism between the citizenry and politicians is largely broken, and all the political switches and dials and levers aren’t connected to anything.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 04:41 PM (9Y5zL)
Cause nothing says conservative like a corrupt marxist.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 04:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: George Costanza at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Shake Weight(tm)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (KtNj5)
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Together at last.
Hunter Biden is set to appear on Candace Owens’ show Thursday.
The interview has already been taped.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (ndZc7)
Hey, Jack. You around this Saturday? We'll be down in Newport taking care of the cemeteries.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 04:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 04:43 PM (594J6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (2GVsD)
Her old model- while primative- felt more real. The new one kind of creeps me out. When I have her on, she is usually in the background, but still.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ)
Think Texas MoMe
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 04:44 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 04:44 PM (Gqar8)
Fifth year for a convention in California where all the GoH's are VTubers. So you are paying to physically attend a con where the celebrities are not even physically there.*
*Unless they attend cosplaying as their avatar. Silvervale and Sinder pop to mind.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD)
The interview has already been taped.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 04:42 PM (ndZc7)
So Hunter is either going to be exposed as a woman, or shot Charlie Kirk.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:45 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: George Costanza at May 19, 2026 04:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 04:43 PM (Wnv9h)
I didn't figure you for a Dem GOTV canvasser.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 04:45 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD)
Boobs. Before Sinder torched herself. Which is kind of ironic considering her theme.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 04:46 PM (ynpvh)
I might be. I might have to run to MA, ironically, but I'll know better as the week goes on. I'll let you know.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 04:46 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 04:46 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:47 PM (2GVsD)
He lied as easily as breathing.
His reality was simply what he was saying in the moment.
We started joking about him having an evil twin when he contradicted himself - “oh, must’ve been your evil twin Jeff who said that yesterday.”
He would laugh, thought it was funny. He had no shame whatsoever.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 04:47 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 04:44 PM (Gqar
I think narcissist needs to be retired for a while because it is universally used for 'guy who dumped me' by serial dating women who are broadcasting their private lives.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Larry Craig at May 19, 2026 04:48 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 04:43 PM (Wnv9h)
I didn't figure you for a Dem GOTV canvasser.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 04:45 PM
*snort*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 04:48 PM (Wnv9h)
The interview has already been taped.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
The Bozo Show for adults.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 04:48 PM (NFX2v)
Same poll has Dems with a 39-38 lead for Congress.
That’s interesting. People aren’t happy with OMB but they’re not exactly running to the Ds either.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 04:49 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:47 PM (2GVsD)
Well you could just look at her avatar and know that that was 5lbs of crazy in a 2lb bag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
I will lay me down
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 04:49 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 04:49 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:45 PM (FEPkz)
The left side of the Persian Gulf for Tucker, sure.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Larry Craig at May 19, 2026 04:48 PM (wVcYX)
Damn. Is that call back from the 90s?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:50 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at May 19, 2026 04:50 PM (pjQMz)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 04:46 PM
Sounds good. Some of the COBs have my contact info. CBD, bluebell, Doof. A few others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 04:50 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:50 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Larry Craig at May 19, 2026 04:50 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar8)
A) The Boy Scouts
B) The 4H Clubs
C) The Future Farmers of America (FFA)
D) People who sometimes wear yarmulkes
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:50 PM (2GVsD)
Have not seen her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (Dv3i1)
Same poll has Dems with a 39-38 lead for Congress.
That’s interesting. People aren’t happy with OMB but they’re not exactly running to the Ds either.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 04:49 PM (b4qzS)
Meanwhile the Dems are either frantically trying to gerrymander the state or drinking themselves to death. Sure, I believe that poll.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+)
More Thune crap -
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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6h
🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump is privately pressuring Leader John Thune to FIRE the liberal Senate Parliamentarian — who is unilaterally BLOCKING CBP and ICE funding in the reconciliation bill, per NOTUS
FIRE HER NOW!
She also blocked some of the Big Beautiful Bill AND ballroom security funding
Thune can also just IGNORE her — but apparently, he’s not interested in doing any of this.
We are TIRED of Senate “procedure” constantly overruling the mandate! 🇺🇸
Republicans can still go back and revise the wording to get the new provisions included, but it’s STILL up to the parliamentarian to decide if it follows the “rules.”
Posted by: beckster at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 04:52 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Navy Joan at May 19, 2026 04:52 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar
There have a been a few others showing the same thing, not much love for Trump or democrats.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 04:52 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 04:47 PM (4KUe5)
Mine could be shamed but only in the way he would get offended if you made him think he looked bad. So he would get super angry if that happened. I guess maybe not the same as shamed. Fuckin weirdo.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:52 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: Piper
I dunno, the principal always seemed to obstruct my agenda.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 04:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Reforger
Had one this weekend. Hands on knees, bent over at waist. Something about alcohol leaving the body at speed.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 04:53 PM (KtNj5)
Roger. Just Saturday or will you be here on Sunday as well?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 04:53 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)
I looked her up. Two videos about a year ago. She beat cancer, good for her.
No rats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+)
The poll says Dems are fucked. Which would explain their actions.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 04:54 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:50 PM (2GVsD)
Have not seen her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 04:51 PM (zZu0s)
I'm amused by Rosiebellmoo who is a cow girl with explosives as hair decorations.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)
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Embrace the healing power of "and."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 04:55 PM (2Ez/1)
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Funkadelic!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (2GVsD)
************
Annnnd...we're back to the No-No Square...
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Noodist at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (2Ez/1)
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Embrace the healing power of "and."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 04:55 PM (2Ez/1)
I think the Supremes frown on you showing up with an injunction written on cocktail napkins.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 04:57 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 04:57 PM (J4Dwc)
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Funkadelic!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 04:56 PM (ndZc7)
He should be a Senateatarian anyhow.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 04:58 PM (EWq0C)
LOL I knew someone would do something with that
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 04:58 PM (FEPkz)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 19, 2026 05:00 PM (7vWiF)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 05:02 PM (D1E+2)
OT: I'm getting really annoyed with these delivery drivers who don't speak English. I've had a bunch of Chinese drivers delivering to the shop next to mine over the last few months, and I just had one who only spoke Spanish a few minutes ago. Problem is, the neighbor isn't in most of the time, so they try to drop off his packages and have me sign for them. I have no problem doing that when the drivers speak English, but when they start typing the address into Google Translate and expect me to read it off their phone... Fuck you. If you're gonna cross the border illegally and violate the law on the job, have the common courtesy of learning English, ass-munch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 05:04 PM (y9nCu)
Mark Fuhrman is room temperature
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 05:26 PM (R11M+)
Yesterday I spent a total of two minutes on the pinecone mystery and then erased this forevermore. I don't want to know if due to deformity, STD or warts.
The forgetting/erasing is easy to do post 1800's cholera. I apparently literally s**t my brains out last week. The last virus I had was 1976 for the Bicentennial. Therefore another patriotic virus for our 250th.
I see it is the 19th of May from my trusty laptop. Know the year and where I am and my name. Pretty sure it is Tuesday, but I could be wrong.
So far the details happening to prevent getting my entire family to visit my 95yr old mother this weekend are continuing non-stop and daily. Y'all would not believe them if I listed so I won't.
If you think of "what's next" then don't bother as it's probably happened short of Biden visiting with Hillary in a muumuu disguised as Jehovah Witnesses to discuss the Rapture.
I'm calling it the Trip of Doom so far. Let's hope a bird strike en route to NOLA is not next for Saturday (Delta Airlines if it is headlines and you might know someone on the plane and never hear from me again).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 06:11 PM (WONhk)
Charlie Kirk was a huge fan of Massie.
Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 19, 2026 06:14 PM (XZjgl)
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (hauj+)
Massie +38.
But 55+ was very anti-Massie. About +30 for Gallrein, with 65-75 at +35.
An epic battle of generations. And older people vote at higher rates. So even though younger voters skewed much more heavily Massie there weren’t as many of them as older voters.
But 10 years from now, this same race is won by Massie easily as the biggest group of support for Massie will be much smaller
The GOP will be a much different party in the not too distant future if these trends continue.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:21 PM (b4qzS)
Katy Tur: When Speaker Mike Johnson Said That God Imbues People With Inalienable Rights, Was He Attempting to "Put God Over the Declaration of Independence"?
Katy Tur is a moderately pretty girl with a nice rack.
That is the only reason she is on TV "news." Keith Olbermann used to sleep with her and claimed that she was so stupid that he had to rewrite all of "her" news articles for her, because they were poorly written and pointless. Typical case of an old bent gangly dweeb having to do the hot girl's homework for her. But I do imagine that he's telling the truth about this one thing. Katy Tur heard Speaker Johnson refer to the opening lines of the Declaration of Independence -- the lines that say that men are imbued with inalienable rights by their "Creator," rights which cannot be set aside by the government because they do not originate with the government, but with God himself -- and is so uneducated and so stupid that she thought Johnson was inserting that language into the Declaration of Independence himself, and thereby attempting to inject This God Person into the atheistic document. Unbelievable. Except it is believable. John Sexton:I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise given that this was broadcast on MSNOW, but somehow it still surprises me. Katy Tur was asking her panel of guests about something that Speaker Mike Johnson had said Sunday at the "Rededicate 250" rally on the mall in Washington, DC. I watched Mike Johnson's prayer in front of the crowd and this is the line that Tur is reacting to:This is not some arcane political trivia, obviously. These are among the most-quoted lines in human political history. "When in the course of human events..." is routinely quoted by sixth graders. Katie Tur is entirely unqualified for this job or any other job that isn't centered on an OnlyFans account. She got the gig by fucking Keith Olbermann, and only kept it because 10% of MSNOW's audience consists of angry lesbians and even a smattering of effeminate yet straight men who wonder what she looks like naked.Those voices have seeked to distort the self-evident truth that we know so well, that our founders boldly proclaimed in the Declaration: That our rights do not derive from the government. They come from you, our creator and heavenly father.Here's Tur's reaction when bringing it up on MSNOW to her panel of guests.What about this passage from Mike Johnson declaring that our rights do not derive from government? They come from you, our creator and heavenly father. Is this him putting God over the Declaration of Independence?
God talk is SO foreign to MS NOW. Katy Tur: What about this passage from Mike Johnson declaring that our rights do not derive from government? They come from you, our creator and heavenly father. Is this him putting God over the Declaration of Independence?
— Tim Graham (@TimJGraham) May 18, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 02:41 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: doug at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 02:43 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (XqaQ1)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Operator Error at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (03Cyy)
I dunno, Ace... I mean she's a WalMart 7 at best.
Not hideous, but not a winners dinner...
Posted by: Inogame at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (53oGX)
No need to apologize, Ace. Boobs are a frequent topic of discussion here.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)
THAT'S how she's on TV.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (0bjKf)
Pretty, not beautiful or anything. She's good looking enough that she's not a butterface. Obviously the draw is the 38DDDs.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (CWTWj)
Which would Katy want to torch more, the Declaration of Independence, God or the Constitution?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 02:46 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (sFNX2)
Tony Dokoupil from the CBS Evening News knows. He's married to her now.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 02:46 PM (0CU3H)
Which WalMart do you go to, friend?
Look, she's not beautiful. But you cannot deny those cans.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:46 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 19, 2026 02:46 PM (jN0Xi)
Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Ipaev)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (sFNX2)
I'm not saying she's Rachel Ward.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (gxokI)
White thumb with a face drawn on it, Black thumb with a face drawn on it, Karen McRestingbitchface, Pretty Girl with Huge Rack
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (gtcuf)
I mean, that is a bold assertion. Care to back it up?
Posted by: We're waiting at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (anL5R)
The little bald guy in the video who corrected her sure is diplomatic about it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Jmel at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rkK33)
I'm not saying she's Rachel Ward.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (1wjle)
How about Rachel Dolezal then?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Gqar8)
Most of them probably can't recite the Pledge of Allegiance (which also mentions God).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (1wjle)
1 Peter 3:3-4
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Py+sj)
Since Dur's teats never go down, she only has enough blood for the rack.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (KtNj5)
call anything that disagrees with the narrative rayciss
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (rasRX)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Kdi1r)
Pretty, not beautiful or anything. She's good looking enough that she's not a butterface. Obviously the draw is the 38DDDs.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:45
Okay y’all, I am only going to do this one more time: the number before the letters is the circumference, so a big number there equates to the size of the person, not the boobs. The cup size is the size of the boobs. So if you want big boobs on a small girl, you are looking for something like a 32 or 34E (which is the same as a DDD).
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (pZEOD)
Okay what is a good word for "looking normal but on the pleasing side of normal"?
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (wGerL)
Honestly, it takes work to be this clueless.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (4KUe5)
1 Peter 3:3-4
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Py+sj)
So, Peter’s wife was homely, and on a shoestring budget?? Sorry, Marcus, my piety tank needs a little filling.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (AGz65)
She's cute. But that looks like a lot of makeup. Maybe the networks' 1.7 million viewers like that.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Sco7b)
Pretty enough for 'journalism' and milf pron.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (N1tpc)
Related:
Some random in my feed today said how shocked he was at the poverty in the South and how these people have been voting for Republicans for GENERATIONS, but keep doing it despite Republicans leaving them in poverty, all because they hate black people. (He said "people who don't look like them)
And that ALL the cities wealth was built by Democrats. Republicans never built anything.
It's absolutely amazing how wrong he was, but also so absolutely certain about it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (N1tpc)
==
Sorry Piper, but she has YUGE lats.
Posted by: Gains at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)
==
"She is a handsome woman!"
No? OK...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (GD0B3)
Tur has never read The Declaration of Independence.
Yet they're paid millions to spew shit on TV.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (YZ0Fo)
Beauty is subjective, and she uses the assets she was given to her advantage.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)
Often wrong. Never in doubt.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:51 PM (Gqar8)
Also, "boner phones: yay or nay?"
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Blanco at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (q83gU)
Posted by: Arnuld at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: doug at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (Hy+R4)
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (NmBEt)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (4KUe5)
Okay what is a good word for "looking normal but on the pleasing side of normal"?
New & Improved Normal Max: Now with Extra Boobage
OK, that's a lot more than one word.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: MJ at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (XOmY9)
——
She’s an idiot, but she’s not that stupid. They like to muddy the water, to try and make it look deep. Profess ignorance to a simple concept. It isn’t that they don’t comprehend these things, they do not like them.
It’s dangerous to have people thinking for themselves, they might come to the wrong conclusions despite their best efforts. Can’t have that
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (GC8wC)
Katy Tur is a pretty girl with, pardon the vulgarity, a huge rack.
If Brains were sized like Boobs, she'd be an "A" cup.
.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: doug
Media Ochre. Two words.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026
Fair rating. But she is probably heading to Waffle House territory if you factor in her position on the crazy matrix.
Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (pZEOD)
Maybe she's wearing a reducing bra or maybe she was wearing a wonderbra when I saw those puppies a decade ago.
also you're right, she's not really all that pretty. But... I never really meant to say she was very pretty. Just, you know, like (shrug) pretty I guess.
So now I don't know why the hell she's on TV. She's basically a retard.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (1wjle)
Also, "boner phones: yay or nay?"
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)
Lol, that sounds like something from the McLaughlin Group.
Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (Ipaev)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (J4Dwc)
This happens to lefty celebs every now and then - they'll think for themselves, from lefty principles!, and come to a conservative answer and...get cancelled.
The especially cancel lefties that do this to keep the rest in line.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)
And that's where the founders lost Katy Tur.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (8mulE)\
Her mind really started to wander at "endowed." ("go bigger? too much?") and when she tuned back in just in time to hear "inalienable," she completely lost it in daydreams of scary martians.
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (gtcuf)
Lol MS Now, a dumb bitch on the street segment had some dumb bitch saying Trump is America's biggest problem right now, mainly because of the 'cruelty.'
Lol. Dumb bitch.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (1wjle)
yeah I'm walking this back.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (1wjle)
——-
Ask her exactly how many times “Democracy” is mentioned in that document, the Declaration, and the Bill of Rights.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (GC8wC)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: ace
Basically, Job Requirement One at any media outlet.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026
A Seattle 10.
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM
"Wrong!
Issue 2...."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (OtCg8)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar8)
-Katy Tur
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (YZ0Fo)
==
Piper, the only thing that will fix this obvious and embarrassing lack of knowledge (they all must be virgins or something) is a brassiere retrospective ! Yes, next Sunday's ONT ! Your usual fashion spot, see...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (GD0B3)
So...how do they know if some other woman crossed the picket line?
Speaking of which that must be a slang term for a sex act...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
not really so big that I should have made it the first-mentioned "Fact" in the post.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:54 PM
WRONG!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Kdi1r)
He would state things like “my heavens, she’s rather unfortunate looking, isn’t she? Rather like a flowering blossom that got caught in a freeze.”
I would laugh every time at his perfectly timed, dry wit.
He would probably say that about this chick, who is also as dumb as a bag of dirt.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Py+sj)
"Wrong!
Issue 2...."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (kgE5c)
WRONG!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Kdi1r)
Dammit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (5LUfU)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (gtcuf)
Lol MS Now, a dumb bitch on the street segment had some dumb bitch saying Trump is America's biggest problem right now, mainly because of the 'cruelty.'
Lol. Dumb bitch.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Sco7b)
I shudder to think what kind of noises french Canadian hookers make.
Posted by: mishdog at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Ipaev)
Posted by: ace
I mean, it's M-SNOW.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (J4Dwc)
Someone who got a job by giving Jerry Nadler a rim job probably would want that job to last a while, as well.
Posted by: Ken at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (IbRCI)
Okay what is a good word for "looking normal but on the pleasing side of normal"?
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)
I think "pretty" works just fine.
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (lCppi)
The dimbulb dipshit’s rack is overrated.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (+VqQP)
They all got married.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Kdi1r)
not really so big that I should have made it the first-mentioned "Fact" in the post.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 02:57 PM (1wjle)
No, should have led with Retard.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2026 02:58 PM (jo6FO)
the Declaration of Independence is not a legal document. The US constitution very specifically established a secular republic under Enlightenment values, regardless of any kind of language in the Declaration of Independence.
and the 1st amendment guarantees "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion." So we are a bonafide secular nation where the legal authority of government is derived from the people and not from any religion or God(s).
Also "their creator" is open to interpretation. My creator was my parents for example.
America's obsession with what the founding fathers thought baffles me. I have no idea what the 6th century Germanic tribe that founded England based their authority on, nor do I see why I should care. It has been 600 years. We can kind of assume that whatever the founding fathers thought, it's not massively relevant to anything happening today.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 02:59 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (1wjle)
Better to remain silent and be suspected of being an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Katy. This is for you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (RMngd)
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (594J6)
Posted by: I M Simpleton at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (KPAbF)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 02:59 PM (NNDYh)
Then why do you bitch so much when the Trump Administration kicks around the media?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar8)
Third hit is titled "Katy Tur hard left nipple (8-13-11)"
Only the left?
But seriously, she fills out a tank top quite nicely. Tanks for the mammaries, Katy.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Marcus T at May
Where is Diogenes? There is an Italian saying, it means “ugly, but good”. I can’t remember what it is and if I text J and ask him right now, I don’t know how amused he would be. It’s his week to occupy his office in Boston.
Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (hkixX)
>> Around a 34C, based on common public estimates.
Celebrity body measurement sites (the usual fan-compiled, unofficial ones) consistently list her bra size as 34C, with reported body stats around 37-26-37 inches, height ~5'2"–5'8" (sources vary on that), and a slim build
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (Py+sj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (iERP6)
Why do I suspect that the same idiot holds Marx/Socialism in high regard?
But dude, that's from like more then 100 years ago!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)
Gotta say - I don't think I've ever seen you lie to us before...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)
The Four Score and Seven Years Ago one, right??
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Gqar8)
Besides another hot 97 degree day is Pa Primary, missdd 1 in 33 years so not going to miss this 1.
Oh and Katy, the Constitution is based on the Bible, nothing is against God
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar
I cut-and-pasted from your post and discovered that 'boobs' appears to be a current pr0n trigger on DDG. Several years ago 'hot' served the same function but got retired recently.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (AGz65)
So, largish, but not in Sydney Sweeney territory.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at
36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3".
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (gu0hJ)
———
Can you do a finger pointing to the nose emoji on Reddit?
Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (pZEOD)
====================
I think Reddit is finally onto something close to the truth.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (hkixX)
Katy Turner hates God, and anyone who worships God, for one reason only: she sees him as getting between her and her monthly abortion.
This is also why men like Gavin Newsom love it. They force their side pieces to get them.
Posted by: Ken at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (IbRCI)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:04 PM (AGz65)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Py+sj)
I love the look of intense concentration and seriousness on Katyroo's face as she babbles out her ignorance.
I gotta assume her boobs work much better in helping her keep her job than anything her brain can come up with.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 03:04 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 03:05 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:05 PM (hkixX)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)
********
Once again Ace's prose is quite florid
Says her looks are not exactly horrid
If I can make a suggestion:
I'd say her looks are quite pedestrian.
You can see the shoe prints across her forehead!
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Kyrsten Sinema at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: 13times at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (P5uHk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (gu0hJ)
Zoey Tur.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (ELdpA)
He hath sent officers to eat out of our substance is my favorite part.
Posted by: Sec. Pete B. at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (Py+sj)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19,
Everyone is now singing in their heads.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:06 PM (gu0hJ)
Zoey Tur.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar
Should have gone with Sphink.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (594J6)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:05 PM (hkixX)
Pro-tip for the Docoupil family- when it comes to US history, hire a tutor for those kids.
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: ace
Jeez, now all I can think about is Steve Martin adjusting hers in "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid".
Posted by: Auspex at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (Y8DZL)
White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)
"Common Sense Gun Control" and a 1% tax were enough to drive them to launch a way against the strongest military in the world....and win
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)
———
This is the sort of twaddle they’ve been trying to push. “Archaic” and “Outdated” they like to say.
Don’t you believe them. Technology changes, that part is true. The crux of the matter - Human nature hasn’t changed in 5000 years. The exact same issues the founders addressed 250 years ago are exactly the same today, as they were hundreds or thousands of years ago.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (GC8wC)
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (qgHp7)
I think the dude is crying....
Posted by: Stateless
I...I failed to stop a killing of innocent brown people. The best Americans. Now people will think I'm racist!!!!! 😭
Posted by: San Diego Police Chief at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (jo6FO)
White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)
That might need stitches.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:11 PM (rgnea)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 03:11 PM (+VqQP)
People who vote.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (Py+sj)
Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Elric the Blade
Didn't he start out as a sports announcer?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (77rzZ)
Polish, Belorussian, and Jewish (eastern Ashkenazic): from the nickname Tur meaning 'aurochs', ultimately cognate with Latin taurus 'bull' (see Toro ).
Bull, huh? Commence cuck jokes.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (gtcuf)
Now that was funny, whoever is socking Katy Tur.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (ELdpA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)
=================
Thank you Bee, for somehow finding the humor in everything, even the Iran pacification.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:12 PM (hkixX)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar8)
It’s almost like they are fucked in the head. Almost
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (GC8wC)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)
you think that's bad I saw my great-grandpa - oops I mean Chris Berman - yelling and rooting for the Sabres last night
lol that's mean he was fine. looked better than Olbermann
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Ashley Judy's puffy scamper at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (cSOsh)
Dum-dums like her take the fun right out of funbags.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (MIvVV)
Gotta say - I don't think I've ever seen you lie to us before...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Kdi1r)
? Confused. But what’s new, really.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (K4Dl+)
at this point you just have to laugh
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (Py+sj)
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (4MsaP)
Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:11 PM (rgnea)
===============
Oh, dats good.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (hkixX)
Posted by: tubal at May
Ever since Grog caved in Ogg's skull with a rock.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Miklos Approves this comment at May 19, 2026 03:14 PM (62ADb)
Oh, did the police chief admit one of both of the shooters were "fake" transgenders?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (ELdpA)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)
Wait what? Rebecca lobo? Is that a fact?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (cSOsh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)
The 'news' showed President Trump was an hour away from moving this forward but stopped.
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and thinking the President will mark July 4th by wiping out Iran. Happy Birthday America!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (gu0hJ)
She just finished reading Oolon Colluphid's 3rd of four books, "Who is this God Person Anyway?"
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann (5'7) at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)
Banged Keith Obermann = ruined
Posted by: Herpderp
Now, now, be nice.
Few women, much less Katy Tur, can resist the pure animal charisma exuded from a graduate of the Cornell affiliated College of Agriculture and Life Sciences Cow College.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)
——
Yea, but who didn’t fuck Nuzzi? See my comment above. KO was once a significant media figure. A guy who looks and smells like the crypt keeper can land some ladies if he’s got power and clout.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (+VqQP)
Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (ELdpA)
Aren't they all?
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)
Wait what? Rebecca lobo? Is that a fact?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (cSOsh)
What is this “fact” thing wherof you speak?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Common Tater
Kind of. Carl Benjamin had an interesting analysis (from someone else) that culture and morality change and advance as much as technology. Advanced nations don't wholesale slaughter defeated enemy armies like in the bronze ages, or enslave them like the Roman's. Laws evolve from "might makes right" to equal protection regardless of status.
It was an interesting point.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Kdi1r)
? Confused. But what’s new, really.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (OoFl2)
A Target 2.5? Pish Posh.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: tubal
Who you callin' Neanderthal?
Posted by: Earnest T. Bass at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (62ADb)
White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)
That might need stitches.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (
****
Put some ice on that.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (K4Dl+)
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I think Reddit is finally onto something close to the truth.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Leftists live for now, not the future and certainly not for the past. So they repeatedly run into reality because cause and effect is foreign to their idea of how the world works.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (E4rtv)
189 Katy Tur is proof that tits can't redeem everyone.
Dum-dums like her take the fun right out of funbags.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (MIvVV)
She’s the type of girl that ball gags were invented for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (TH/2I)
Posted by: Love big racks at May 19, 2026 03:17 PM (ELdpA)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:17 PM (gtcuf)
And it's not really raining at all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:17 PM (dT+gy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (TH/2I
She's a journalist. I think you misspelled "oubliettes."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (BI5O2)
Brains are not in the breasts. But it would be nice if they were.
Posted by: Tom CoulterPine Massie at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar
Should have gone with Sphink.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 03:08 PM (594J6)
(Golf clap)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19
Ohhh… ha! Well thank you.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (Dv3i1)
They want me to RENT new equipment.....Um, no. I'll stick with what I have, thanks.
I had a battery in it, it just died as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:18 PM (dT+gy)
Posted by: Common Tater
Kind of. Carl Benjamin had an interesting analysis (from someone else) that culture and morality change and advance as much as technology. Advanced nations don't wholesale slaughter defeated enemy armies like in the bronze ages, or enslave them like the Roman's. Laws evolve from "might makes right" to equal protection regardless of status.
It was an interesting point.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
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Or could it be Judaism and Christianity. You certainly don't see these sets of attitudes toward humanity from almost all other religions in history, Buddhist and Bahai excepted.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM (E4rtv)
And it's not really raining at all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:17 PM (dT+gy)
Is the generator gassed up? Have you ran it this year?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I'm just a dude playing a Nazi dude playing a dude playing a woman.
Posted by: Zombie Fake Shooter at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney - super genius at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Rebecca Lobo at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (K4Dl+)
Posted by: whig
THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOW!!!
Posted by: JEF loves dick at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Tom CoulterPine Massie
I hear Elon's working on that
Posted by: Miklos hears things at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (62ADb)
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Also, they are poorly educated in American values and history. Probably not their fault, but it would be good for America were they to remedy the gap.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Mzw+z)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Gqar8)
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This is a problem. A constant, recurring problem. Nothing ever gets solved. Debellation needs to make a comeback.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: whig
The Japanese fall somewhat in line. Koreans too. As for others, like Muslims....maybe they, just like with technology, haven't progressed as much.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (NNDYh)
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I disagree with that. Neither technology nor morality is permanent, it ebbs and flows. It can be extinguished. It can be forgotten, lost, or misplaced.
War itself was notably declared obsolete about 1910 in Europe by all the big-brained people. Europe was the pinnacle of Science, Architecture, Music, Mathematics, you name it.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:21 PM (GC8wC)
Posted by: Tom CoulterPine Massie
I have known (not in the Biblical sense, unfortunately) several intelligent women with big boobs. They are not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)
I believe those were Brick House measurements per The Commodores
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
It was an interesting point.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Just because we don’t do it doesn’t mean they were wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (TH/2I)
It was an interesting point.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Tell that to ISIS and Hamas, they haven't evolved since the "perfect" man was raping the wives of the men he enemies he had decapitated. What they did you Yazidis and on 10/7 and in Bataclan among many others, was horrific.
Oh, you did say "advanced", nevermind.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (K4Dl+)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Rebecca Lobo at May 19, 2026 03:20 PM (K4Dl+)
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One thing about Albany that I just discovered last summer is that it sits just south of the Adirondack Park, and absolutely amazingly beautiful place. It's hard to believe something like that park could exist untouched in a state governed by Kathy Hochul and the Demoncrats, who usually like to destroy everything.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Mzw+z)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Katy Tur
Olivia Nuzzi
Krysten Sinema
Laura Ingraham
Rebecca Lobo
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 03:13 PM (0CU3H)
Wait what? Rebecca lobo? Is that a fact?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 19, 2026 03:15 PM (cSOsh)
What is this “fact” thing wherof you speak?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:16 PM (Gqar
What is he some kind of svengali?
Posted by: Elaine Bennis at May 19, 2026 03:24 PM (cSOsh)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM (E4rtv)
Just Bahai. DDG: mayanmar buddhists terrorism
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:24 PM (AGz65)
https://tinyurl.com/n9wydh2e
Dara - Bulgaria
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:25 PM (dT+gy)
White thumb with a face drawn on it, Black thumb with a face drawn on it, Karen McRestingbitchface, Pretty Girl with Huge Rack
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 02:47 PM (gtcuf)
*****
Now do The View
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 03:25 PM (K4Dl+)
I disagree. The German National Socialists planned to exterminate the people they conquered, and the Soviets planned to, and did, enslave those they conquered.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (gu0hJ)
By 1944 they were fire-bombing Dresden, Hamburg, Tokyo, etc, among other things. To suggest morality has advanced along with technology doesn’t standup.
In fact the usual criticism - certainly this was observed with the atomic bomb development - human morality has most definitely not kept pace with technology. This is the problem
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (GC8wC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (Mzw+z)
Ask them how....
I have theories.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)
https://tinyurl.com/2mkwmpty
Posted by: Sponge
Wow. You, Sir, are a great American.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)
Katy Tur is a moderately pretty girl with a nice rack.
That is the only reason she is on TV "news."
Keith Olbermann used to sleep with her
__________
It's typical that in all institutions dominated by leftists (arts and entertainment, journalism, academia), with a tiny number of spots competed for by tons of identically qualified people, you get ahead by knowing or sleeping with the right gatekeepers, who ruthlessly use their advantage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 03:26 PM (HdYcL)
I believe those were Brick House measurements per The Commodores.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:22 PM (gu0hJ)
42-39-56, piker.
Posted by: Rosie at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (dT+gy)
Posted by: InZona at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (xI3lH)
Posted by: Rosie at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (dT+gy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (dT+gy)
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'nine fiftysix
You could say she's got it all
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (gtcuf)
The first goal of war is to win the war.
In practice factions that want to win will follow this maxim.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Miklos thinks things at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (62ADb)
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (gtcuf)
Wait until you find out what longsbows actually are...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)
She's just pissed that the hotty guys called her friends and not her
nice racks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp052_13f3I
Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 19, 2026 03:29 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
By "Phoenicians," I assume you mean "Carthaginians."
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)
Is the generator gassed up? Have you ran it this year?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM
I do have 2 Honda generators. They need work as I made the mistake of running the ethanol shit through them so now they run like dogshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (dT+gy)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (b4qzS)
Big boobs on Sunday, big smile on Monday.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Rosie at May 19, 2026 03:27 PM (dT+gy)
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BOOM! Symphonies will be written about her!
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (Mzw+z)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Scipio Africanus at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM (GC8wC)
I hate that Jeffferson swapped out "property" for that "happiness" crap.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM
They hate life, are deathly afraid of liberty and have no clue how to be happy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (dT+gy)
White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)
Nothing like a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv, or New York or DC?
Posted by: Easy the Ekder at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Wul1s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (ndZc7)
Is the generator gassed up? Have you ran it this year?
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:19 PM
I do have 2 Honda generators. They need work as I made the mistake of running the ethanol shit through them so now they run like dogshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (dT+gy)
Yeah, that stuff will eat up the plumbing on Gennies.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)
Yes, because the Romans called them Phoenicians... before they debellated them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:33 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 19, 2026 03:33 PM (jrgJz)
I was like wtf is happening here?
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 03:33 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 03:34 PM (HdYcL)
Don’t you believe them. Technology changes, that part is true. The crux of the matter - Human nature hasn’t changed in 5000 years. The exact same issues the founders addressed 250 years ago are exactly the same today, as they were hundreds or thousands of years ago.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:09 PM (GC8wC)
Marxism is only about 50 years younger than the Founders but these dudes think it is the best thing ever.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 03:34 PM (8avO+)
If you take the left at its word they want to live in prison.
Everyone's got equal stuff
No one is hungry
Free healthcare
Speech is controlled
No unnecessary travel
Government has a complete formal monopoly on violence
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 03:34 PM (HdYcL)
Yeah yeah, I know......It was when that shit first came out and I was a bit slow on the uptake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (dT+gy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp052_13f3I
can't check from work, so i'm'a just assume we're talking about a desk with a built-in 19" rack just waiting to have a pdp-11 installed in it.
Posted by: anachronda at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (qdr3M)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (D1E+2)
Because they were effective.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (Gqar8)
Something along the lines of being well adjusted and reasonably self-reliant, healthy, financially successful to a degree. Jefferson disliked the cities and wanted everyone to be ranchers and farmers
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:35 PM (GC8wC)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Did he do Greta?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:36 PM (77rzZ)
Like the pols in CA trying to legalize underage prostutiton...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
Always use E0 gas or use stabilizer. How many times do I have to tell you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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I prefer using propane tanks in a dual fuel generator, you get a bit less power but you don't have the issues with gas. If you do only have gas or put gas in a dual fuel generator, run it until the engine stops from being out of gas and clear the fuel lines.
FWIW, it is wise, every now and again, if you do have a dual or triple fueled generator to run a bit of gas through them until the tank is empty. Keeps the seals from leaking.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I didn't know that. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)
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The Army. They really hate PT though.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 03:37 PM (GC8wC)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 03:33 PM (b4qzS)
Must be an old school Democrat, one who hasn’t gotten the word that to be a democrat in good standing today, one must openly display their hated and contempt for this country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 03:38 PM (TH/2I)
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Can you do a finger pointing to the nose emoji on Reddit?
Posted by: Piper - Target 2.5 at May 19, 2026 03:03 PM (pZEOD)
One idiot on reddit says her creators were her parents. I need a drink. We are truly living in stupid times. My education was so much different in the 50's and early 60's. Unreal. The country is doomed.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 19, 2026 03:38 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 03:38 PM (qFwJc)
I was like wtf is happening here?
Posted by: Heroq
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Probably an older veteran. Some of them are Democrats that still have some fondness for the US flag.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:38 PM (E4rtv)
Bald white guy with a goatee
Bald black dude with a goatee
Ugly Karen McBitchface
Dumb bint with questionable tits
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 03:39 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 03:40 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:40 PM (AGz65)
Posted by: Sponge
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Ethanol gas leaves a nasty residue and has a tendency to absorb water.
FWIW, I use star enzyme as a fuel stabilizer which works better than when I used Sta-bil.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 03:31 PM
They hate life, are deathly afraid of liberty and have no clue how to be happy.
Posted by: Sponge
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They think destruction will make them happy, it makes their patron Stan happy but he always breaks his tools because he hates his human followers as well.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 03:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Love big racks at May 19, 2026 03:42 PM (ELdpA)
Job Applicant: "Um, chasing a laser pointer, bringing dead birds to the door, and um I guess licking my own ass."
Interviewer: "I asked you to describe the Catskills!"
Posted by: muldoon at May 19, 2026 03:43 PM (qgHp7)
It was an interesting point.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Its not 'advancement' as much as a cyclical process. The Wars of Religion and the 30 Years War were nasty enough that parts of Germany reverted to cannibalism by reports.
Therefore for a while nations decided to play nicer, and have agreed rules on taking forts and citadels with minimal casualties, letting garrisons march out if they surrendered when certain conditions were met. On the other hand if the garrison forced the besiegers to storm the citadel their lives were forfeit.
Similarly the Napoleonic Wars led to a generation or so of limited wars, which led to the total wars of WWI and WWII.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 03:44 PM (8avO+)
Why yes Katy it is you imbecile. Go back to Go… do not collect $200. Lose a turn…. Retire in shame from the public square
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2026 03:44 PM (D2O3S)
Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:44 PM (hbbS0)
That is the only reason she is on TV "news."
Should there be any other reason?
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 03:44 PM (EWq0C)
Posted by: Unkaren at May 19, 2026 03:45 PM (iwzRJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I didn't know that. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)
Carthage was a Phoenician colony.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 03:45 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:46 PM (Ia/+0)
I sure as fuck haven't. They're all miserable at the core. Some of them put on a good act at being happy and well-adjusted but none of them are. They all have some sort of unresolved childhood trauma and are taking it out on the world.
Their only hope is to drag others down with them like crabs in a barrel.
Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 03:46 PM (oqH4h)
Actually that is a 2 hour dissertation on the advantages of rack and pinion steering over the classic worm gear and recirculating ball
Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Katy Tur at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (rgnea)
Posted by: A horny walrus at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Rex B at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (rgnea)
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It's not a good act. Gaping soyface is a shitty simulacrum for mirth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 03:47 PM (BI5O2)
Bummer
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 03:40 PM (61TgR)
There's a page that shows the tracks of the helos and aircraft dropping water and flame retardant on the fire area.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (AGz65)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 03:48 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Think someone put her (wrote it) up to that to kill a segment of time. After all, what did she know & what did most of the audience know?
This is where AI Overview is smarter than Nice Rack:
By using this language, the speaker is aligning their rhetoric with Natural Law theory—the philosophical belief that fundamental human rights are inherent and come from a higher power, rather than being gifts, privileges, or concessions granted by a government. Historically, citing this specific text has been a common way for political figures to argue that basic civil and human rights are universal, permanent, and fundamentally unchangeable. This concept is famously preserved at the National Archives Museum in Washington, D.C.
She's now proven replaceable.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Angel at May 19, 2026 04:09 PM (3Nsid)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 04:14 PM (eloIc)
Posted by: Area_Man at May 19, 2026 04:20 PM (SjIhl)
Posted by: Ib1netmon at May 19, 2026 06:03 PM (9ZOKH)
One side wants to kill babies, mutilate the genitals of mentally disturbed teens, and f*kc children. I guess their feelings were hurt that people taking a contrary stance might see Good and Evil in conflict.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2026 06:15 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 07:02 PM (m1a6P)
Trump Endorses Ken Paxton for Senate
It's a bit late but hopefully it will swing enough votes to put another RINO out on the street outside of MSNOW begging to go on camera for five minutes to pitch his podcast.
Correction: The runoff is next Tuesday, not today as I originally claimed. (I saw a stupid media article saying the runoff was "this week," yesterday.) Thanks to hobbitpoly.Nick SortorMore:
@nicksortor 🚨 BREAKING -- IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump has endorsed KEN PAXTON in the Republican primary for US Senate in Texas John Cornyn is DOOMED. "I know Ken well, have seen him tested at the highest and most difficult levels, and he is a WINNER! Ken is a Strong Supporter of TERMINATING THE FILIBUSTER and, very importantly, THE SAVE AMERICA ACT"
The Highly Respected Attorney General of Texas, Ken Paxton, an America First Patriot, and someone who has always been extremely loyal to me and our AMAZING MAGA MOVEMENT, is running for the United States Senate, to represent a place I love and WON, BIG, three times, with 6.4 Million Votes in 2024 (The Most Votes in the History of the State, BY FAR)! I know Ken well, have seen him tested at the highest and most difficult levels, and he is a WINNER! Ken is a Strong Supporter of TERMINATING THE FILIBUSTER and, very importantly, THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, something which polls at 87%, including Dumocrats, and yet can't seem to get approved. Perhaps Ken can help move these important elements of Government forward because with the Filibuster, as an example, the Democrats will terminate it on their First Day in Office, giving us two extra States, D.C. and Puerto Rico, and a greatly enlarged Supreme Court of the United States, probably going with their Dream Number of 21 Justices from the 9 that we currently have -- And these new Justices will be Radical Left Lunatics! Two years ago, our Country was DEAD -- Now we have the "HOTTEST" Country anywhere in the World -- And I want to keep it that way. Ken Paxton will help me do that, MAKING AMERICA BIGGER, BETTER, AND STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE! Ken is a true MAGA Warrior who has ALWAYS delivered for Texas, and will continue to do so in the United States Senate. He will tirelessly fight to continue the Great Growth of our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations (I just delivered the Largest Tax and Regulation Cuts in American History!), and Advance MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Champion Texas Oil & Gas, Advocate for our Amazing Farmers and Ranchers, Promote School Choice, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Support our Incredible Military/Veterans, Safeguard our Elections, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment. John Cornyn is a good man, and I worked well with him, but he was not supportive of me when times were tough and, despite having the Most Successful Economy in the History of our Country during my First Term and, with all of the many other things that I accomplished (Secure Border, Military Dominance, Space Force, All Time High Stock Markets and 401(k)s, Record Job and Economic Growth, and so many other things that would be impossible to readily list!), which are considered by many to be legendary, John was very late in backing me in what turned out to be a Historic Run for the Republican Nomination, and then, the Presidency, itself, both of which were Landslide Victories and, more importantly, gave us the Country that we have today -- THE GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA (and when we finish up with Iran, which will not be allowed to have a Nuclear Weapon, you will see numbers that have never been generated by our Country before!), as opposed to the DISASTER of the previous Administration. Ken Paxton has gone through a lot, in many cases, very unfairly, but he is a Fighter, and knows how to WIN. Our Country needs Fighters, and also Loyalty to the Cause of Greatness. We can never allow what happened to the United States of America during the Corrupt Biden Administration, to happen again. In Texas alone, just look at the Border, with the Highest Level Criminals allowed to run through your State, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Border Policy that was a Laughingstock all over the World. I came in, and fixed it, IMMEDIATELY. I will not permit those dark and dangerous days to come back! WE HAVE ALREADY MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, BUT NOW, WE WANT TO MAKE OUR NATION BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE. Therefore, Ken Paxton has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next United States Senator from the Great State of Texas -- KEN PAXTON WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!Should have passed the SAVE Act, Thune. I cannot overstate how important and salutary it is to establish that the voters will discipline and eject nonperforming office-holders who do not vote the way the voters want them to. If this becomes a permanent trend, it will be one of the most important accomplishments of the Trump years.
🚨 HUGE NEWS: President Trump just gave his COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT to Ken Paxton for U.S. Senate in Texas!
— Andrew Kolvet (@AndrewKolvet) May 19, 2026
“Ken Paxton has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next United States Senator from the Great State of Texas – KEN PAXTON WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!” pic.twitter.com/fTYUUpS6Wf
@LeaderJohnThune @SenMcConnell 2.0
— 🇺🇸 Red Blooded Mom 🇺🇸 (@redbloodedmom) May 19, 2026
Time to LISTEN to your constituents and Pass The Save Act! pic.twitter.com/bpFxlC0Wg5
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
299 How to you prefer your Massie firing?
Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (rxRAc)
Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)
I'm thinking ballista. He'd make a great human spit wad.
Posted by: Paco at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)
Early voting started yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Orson at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (XV/Pl)
The most important issue to the base is election integrity and he just gives them the finger along with Murkowski.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (vhFJq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (gu0hJ)
My guesses in no particular order of likelihood:
1) Polling has been moving to Paxton and Trump only sees a high chance of success if he came out today
2) Trump discussed with Paxton and their strategy was to have a dramatic last minute endorsement
3) Trump's negotiations with the GOPe class broke down and he gave them an ultimatum which they turned down
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
I thought it was today?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (WpmWK)
___________
You would be wrong. Gravely so.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (HdYcL)
The good news is that this will validate everyone who voted against them.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)
My pitch was
Otis Elevator: They Never Let You Down
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (2+v4V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (vhFJq)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (ewjUl)
The problem is when the voters stupidly eject a faux-conservative, and in his place bring in a...liberal who lies.
That's what happened in the UK. The lame=ass Tories acted like RINOs for years, and the public wanted mass deportation of illegals, which the Tories wouldn't do, so in response, the public kicked out the Tories and...elected Labour. Who made things 10,000x worse.
We can only hope that doesn't happen in the US< where people get sick of a RINO, but in his place we get a socialist.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Av6i5)
The effect will be less $ to spend in MA, GA, etc.
Not sure if that's true...
Posted by: MJ at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: Feral Teen Takeover at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (WpmWK)
Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)
ACME is out. it's never a complete failure for the coyote, he always walks away to try again....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (v6XNT)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (vhFJq)
At least I hope.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (OoFl2)
The effect will be less $ to spend in MA, GA, etc.
Still worth it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (WpmWK)
Throws bullshit flag.
John Corny is a good little democrat.
He's damn sure no friend of conservatives or gun owners.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (KtNj5)
Posted by: Some Roman soldier at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)
It's a bit late -- the runoff election is today
Today is the 2nd day of early voting. The runoff election is a week from today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)
The effect will be less $ to spend in MA, GA, etc.
Not sure if that's true...
Posted by: MJ at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (XOmY9)
Got an email today. Cornyn has $9m. Paxton, doesn't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (WpmWK)
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It can't be repeated enough
Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (rxRAc)
They ought to take a rope and hang me!
Richard Blumenthal
@SenBlumenthal
I’m demanding an IG investigation because Kash Patel has put the nation’s security at risk when he has been intoxicated & unreachable & deceptively, manipulated key FBI statistics. He’s making our nation less safe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (/HtJF)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (KtNj5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM
Accept it. Embrace it. Be bold about it!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Paco at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (3uBP9)
I’m demanding an IG investigation because Kash Patel has put the nation’s security at risk when he has been intoxicated & unreachable & deceptively, manipulated key FBI statistics. He’s making our nation less safe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:
Stolen Valor says what?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
It's a bit late -- the runoff election is today -- but hopefully it will swing enough votes to put another RINO out on the street outside of MSNOW begging to go on camera for five minutes to pitch his podcast.
I smell a recruiting opportunity!!!
Posted by: Jonathan V. Last, Editor of The Bulwark at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The Etruscans at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (HdYcL)
*bites fingernails nervously*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:28 PM (HdYcL)
That sumbitch is EVIL. Straight up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Ebola injection.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (KtNj5)
They're GOPe. They have no dignity. An entire career of licking Dem taint pretty much requires it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)
Once Trump announces anything, the opposition goes into overdrive playing every card they have. I don't mean the opposing candidate. So a Trump endorsement can then lose total luster.
This "day-of" gave the opposition no time to mount anything. The news cycle is 45 minutes to an hour these days anyway. So it's the equivalent of what used to be an October Surprise. Trump gets the biggest and last word, people go out and vote, and that's the end of that.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (2+v4V)
Early voting this week. Election Day is next Tuesday.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
That said, I am old enough to remember when there was great anger among voters when national groups - including the President - would stick their noses into the primaries. Help during the general election was welcome, but dammit let the locals decide who the candidate should be.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (vhFJq)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (K4Dl+)
It's a bit late -- the runoff election is today -- but hopefully it will swing enough votes to put another RINO out on the street outside of MSNOW begging to go on camera for five minutes to pitch his podcast.
Early voting now. Next Tuesday, May 26 for general runoff election.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (KtNj5)
which is why term limits is a bad idea -- it removes the one power voters have against the machine after they get into office.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (NmBEt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (tOcjL)
A decisive win by his opponent followed by indifference.
As in: Well. Bye.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (4KUe5)
A lot of scales have fallen from a lot of eyes. People now understand that the GOPe is an old boy's club, uninterested in what the people actually want. They'll accept a champion who's willing to change the rules.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (VIlRM)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:31 PM (HdYcL)
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (2+v4V)
Just lie after lie chasing more lies, piled on top of the previous stupendous layers of bullshit.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (QPjUO)
299 How to you prefer your Massie firing?
Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (
*****
Thrown down the well with that Mahdi dude.
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (K4Dl+)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Jester at May 19, 2026 01:33 PM (YgjyL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:34 PM (WpmWK)
Catapult
Trebuchet
Cannon
Ballista
ACME Rocket Pack
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Ebola injection.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 01:29 PM (KtNj5)
Ass-raped by a legion of mad pine trees.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (qFwJc)
*bites fingernails nervously*
Yeah. He's basically a less obnoxious Beto and Beto came uncomfortably close to winning.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (gUs21)
How to you prefer your Massie firing?
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Which caliber is preferred among firing squads?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (VIlRM)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:27 PM (vhFJq)
So, status quo then...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (u75gg)
Read on X a few weeks back that the Senate leader inherits his staff. That they are the gatekeepers for getting anything done vs completely buried.
Not excusing any of the RINOs, especially Thune, but the rot goes deeper than the visible top layer.
No staffer should be wielding that kind of unelected power .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 01:36 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:36 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:37 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:37 PM (2+v4V)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (Gqar8)
I struggle to imagine a more punchable face.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May
May I remind you of Mitt Romney?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (OoFl2)
The most important issue to the base is election integrity and he just gives them the finger along with Murkowski.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (vhFJq)
Especially since he was defeated in a Senate race by mysterious votes from an Indian reservation late at night one year. You'd think he'd want honest elections
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (8avO+)
*bites fingernails nervously*
Yeah. He's basically a less obnoxious Beto and Beto came uncomfortably close to winning.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 01:35 PM (vTZFs)
He may present as less obnoxious, but he's far too twee for most TX voters to not smell a rat.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (gUs21)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:37 PM (2+v4V)
Perception is reality, and Trump is a master of the perception.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: FelixL at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (jPKLx)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (
Thankfully, I've only seen 2 signs for him, but he's already the Dem nominee, isn't he? Won't see much till October when all the psychos get serious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Love him on X dogging all of the Republicans about the Save America act.
Peacefully.
Might as well be saying to them: namaste, lol.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 01:39 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (OoFl2)
Romney is a loser, sad, clown non-entity. To punch him in is face is to give him more energy than he rates.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)
Romney is a loser, sad, clown non-entity. To punch him in is face is to give him more energy than he rates.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)
He looks like Guy Smiley.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
That's what happened in the UK. The lame=ass Tories acted like RINOs for years, and the public wanted mass deportation of illegals, which the Tories wouldn't do, so in response, the public kicked out the Tories and...elected Labour. Who made things 10,000x worse.
Posted by: zombie
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No system is perfect but you are looking at two different issues. The tories were voted in to stop immigration and they didn't. So they were voted out to make it clear to them that their voters were serious -- if they would not vote against open borders, then what good are they?
Would it have been a better option to keep them in power in spite of their intransigence? Handing power to Labor was not ideal, but it was the only way to push change. There are reasons for this I wont go into here.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (NmBEt)
They're GOPe. They have no dignity. An entire career of licking Dem taint pretty much requires it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)
if they had that kind of fight in them they wouldn't be GopE
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
He looks like the guy behind the voice of the extended car warranty calls.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Geddy Lee guesting on The Great White North many years ago is great fun too.
Posted by: Voice of an Angel at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (oftw2)
I struggle to imagine a more punchable face.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May
May I remind you of Mitt Romney?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (OoFl2)
*****
Paul (spit!) Ryan beats them both hands down.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (S+2Xo)
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Now the sumbitch wants to build a helipad!
Make America Beautiful: Trump Weighs Installing WH Helipad for Very Good Reason
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (/HtJF)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Geddy Lee guesting on The Great White North many years ago is great fun too.
Posted by: Voice of an Angel at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (oftw2)
Thanks.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (vhFJq)
1000x this...
Posted by: Inogame at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)
I believe that his runoff was cancelled since Gonzales resigned so he's in to the general.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (ExV1e)
Paul (spit!) Ryan beats them both hands down.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 19, 2026 01:42 PM (S+2Xo)
HE has a face a Louisville Slugger would love.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
"He's a moron"
"Well I'm not voting for him then"
"No, I'm a moron too"
"I'm well aware"
"You know what I'm talking about"
"Okay"
So at least 2 for Jeff, soon. I like to vote on election DAY. Like it should be.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (594J6)
He looks like Guy Smiley.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026
Thune is handsome, but almost in the politician caricature way where you expect one of those cartoon stars to bling off of his teeth when he smiles.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Evil Incarnate at May 19, 2026 01:44 PM (fPL4c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (kgE5c)
I believe that his runoff was cancelled since Gonzales resigned so he's in to the general.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM (ExV1e)
Herrera put in charge of the ATF would have been nice.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Av6i5)
We have primaries here, that's a significant difference.
If we had anointed leaders from the party the GOP would have died a long time ago.
Posted by: Inogame at May 19, 2026 01:44 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:45 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:45 PM (gu0hJ)
How about you think of ways to undermine the Dems for once, huh?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (eloIc)
The big question is will Thune and the rest of the GOPe get the message.
Posted by: WisRich at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (mMoRd)
Thanks to Hobbitpoly for the correction.
Posted by: ace at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (1wjle)
I struggle to imagine a more punchable face.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May
May I remind you of Mitt Romney?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:38 PM (OoFl2)
*****
Paul (spit!) Ryan beats them both hands down.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly
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I spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.
Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: zombie
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No system is perfect but you are looking at two different issues. The tories were voted in to stop immigration and they didn't. So they were voted out to make it clear to them that their voters were serious -- if they would not vote against open borders, then what good are they?
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:41 PM (NmBEt)
The Brexit voters in the UK knew what they were doing by punishing the Tories for that betrayal. They needed time for Reform to grow into a complete national contender so they abandoned the Tories who were crushed. Many of the Tories have now joined Reform, and may be getting squishy so Restore is growing to be a right side contender. The huge win for Labor was an illusion since all the parties colluded to give them seats - their actual vote totals remained static. Now the work for any elections now is to crush Labor.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (8avO+)
Early voting is this week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Probably. Abbott’s endorsements are usually all over the map, however. I assume he gets something from his endorsement other than (just) a sympatico politician.
That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump was doing something similar: negotiating to pass the SAVE act before early voting started.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (MIvVV)
On the day a man rammed his truck into a LDS meetinghouse, killed four people, wounded eight, and set the building on fire, Fitzpatrick thought it was important to tell everyone LDS aren't Christian. He didn't condemn the attack. He was offended Trump called us Christian and called Trump out for it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:45 PM (WpmWK)
It's also easier to cheat.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (594J6)
On all other matters, they agree. The lengths one or the other may go to achieve their personal or political goals isn't really any different. You are not even figured into the equation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)
God flooded Earth and killed a whole host of people. Seems pretty violent to me, bud.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 01:48 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gD5h4)
I hope the Democrats think that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
That's what happened in the UK. The lame=ass Tories acted like RINOs for years, and the public wanted mass deportation of illegals, which the Tories wouldn't do, so in response, the public kicked out the Tories and...elected Labour. Who made things 10,000x worse.
Posted by: zombie
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The Labour vote in 2024 was no larger than it was in the 2019 election. The Conservative vote was split between the Tories and Reform and that allowed Labour to win a large number of seats they ordinarily wouldn't have.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (HdYcL)
I believe Jesus knew how to wield a whip, too.
New Angel series: El Zorro Cristo.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (RHGPo)
You sound like Joe Biden asking that disabled veteran to stand up.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)
“Unfortunately, Canada has failed to make credible progress on its defense commitments..."
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 01:50 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Slow on the Uptake at May 19, 2026 01:50 PM (oftw2)
Ace trusted a media article. I thought we taught him better than that...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:50 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Av6i5)
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The Labour Party only won one-third of the vote in Britain's 2024 election, but this translated into almost two-thirds of the seats due to the rest of the vote being so deeply split between the other parties. In particular, the Reform Party won 14% of the vote but only 4 seats, with its votes being spread diffusely, while the Conservative Party had large declines in its share of both votes and seats.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 19, 2026 01:51 PM (tNUww)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (8avO+)
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If I recall correctly from the Federalist Papers, the US founders considered this kind of problem and why they structured the US legislature to be able to react quickly to changing voter priorities with the House, giving the public a chance to stop the madness very quickly. This is also why the main goal of all parts of all branches is to stop things, not to push things through.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:51 PM (NmBEt)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (J4Dwc)
******
Damn it!!! My name's up here.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 19, 2026 01:51 PM (V85Z5)
Katherine Robertson?
Posted by: bonhomme
Just looked her up. She is indeed very good looking. Almost Karoline Leavitt territory.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gD5h4)
That horse did lose this year - to 2 other horses...just sayin', maybe it is worth that little extra kick...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:52 PM (tOcjL)
.. on election day Joe Rogan said I should vote for Trump.
Posted by: 13times at May 19, 2026 01:52 PM (fnZRl)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 01:52 PM (RHGPo)
God flooded Earth and killed a whole host of people. Seems pretty violent to me, bud.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
And Samson turned his jawbone into an ass and slew the whole Army of the Philippines!
Posted by: Archie Bunker Bible Lesson at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (WpmWK)
Throws bullshit flag.
John Corny is a good little democrat.
He's damn sure no friend of conservatives or gun owners.
That's what i keep seeing about this Massie f*ck. He's a good man; he's being endorsed by Democrats. The Dems are f**king insane right now; that is not an endorsement that should entice any Republican minded person into voting for him.
Posted by: Nelly at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (6+ehB)
Thune and Corbyn fucked around and the voters have a week to help them find out.
Posted by: find out where the EXIT is, I mean at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (gKWVE)
"I do not believe that the solution to our problem is simply to elect the right people. The important thing is to establish a political climate of opinion which will make it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing. Unless it is politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing, the right people will not do the right thing either, or it they try, they will shortly be out of office."
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2026 01:53 PM (nVMM8)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 19, 2026 01:54 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JohnW at May 19, 2026 01:54 PM (2jGim)
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Probably. Abbott’s endorsements are usually all over the map, however. I assume he gets something from his endorsement other than (just) a sympatico politician. That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump was doing something similar: negotiating to pass the SAVE act before early voting started.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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I was trying to decide on Texas AG. Roy seems like a buffoon, but generally reliable for TX (albeit he's stupidly crossed Trump some). Middleton seems more competent but the marketing and most endorsements all ringout RINO / turncoat to me. Abbott endorsed Middleton so I'm going with Roy... Deciding that "Texas Conservative Review" is a uniparty grift so basically voting against everyone they endorse... Which included Cornyn.
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Hadrian
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They tend to blame their "first past the post" system, but I think it is more complex. The parliamentary system inherently empowers the party, not the candidate. So it is harder to make the party change direction.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (NmBEt)
Posted by: Mike Pence
Well, I prefer fire and brimstone myself. Sodom and Gomorrah their asses!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (/HtJF)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:45 PM (WpmWK)
Voting around here is kind of a ridiculous Rube Goldberg machine. They look up your name and give you a code number which you tell someone who gives you an electronic card. They insert card in a slot on a computer, then they take the card back out. You then vote using that computer.
After you finish voting you press a button on the computer to print out your vote. Next you walk your printout paper to another person that has you feed it into a second machine that "reads" the vote.
I'm actually surprised they don't have a crank geared to a wheel with boots that kick a guy on a unicycle playing a tuba at some point.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (DXtJ1)
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I wonder how many PLA soldiers will be on the Canadian - US border this time next year? I figure it will not be zero.
*It's probably not zero now.*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)
Thank you. You've changed my mind.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (8avO+)
Exactly!
Worth reading again!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (iERP6)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (ynpvh)
37 No idea if this is true but there's a theory that the TX race will a be a lot closer and will require a lot more $ with Paxton.
The effect will be less $ to spend in MA, GA, etc.
Not sure if that's true...
Posted by: MJ at May 19, 2026 01:26 PM (XOmY9)
It’s not true. That claim comes from the people who listen to the Dems who say Talerico will be “popular” because he talks about Jesus and pretends to be a pastor - even though he says Jesus hates guns and BBQ ribs, and that all illegal aliens should be welcomed and given free housing. Oh and he said that if Mary would have aborted Jesus that would’ve been just fine because God loves abortion.
Yes, that’s who they think is going to give Paxton a close race.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (gD5h4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Tom Servo
He has been telling a Thune and Cornyn to get the SAVE act passed. They did not. And here we are.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)
Thank you. You've changed my mind.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dK+Kv)
So Jesus was wrong for whipping the money changers out of the temple?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 01:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Pence at May 19, 2026 01:46 PM (NmBEt)
Thank you. You've changed my mind.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dK+Kv)
So Jesus was wrong for whipping the money changers out of the temple?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 01:57 PM (ynpvh)
No. Mike Pence has the more punchable face.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:58 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Mike Pence
Well, I prefer fire and brimstone myself. Sodom and Gomorrah their asses!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (/HtJF)
I alwys appreciate the continual human tendency to declare what Almighty God can and cannot do with His creation. Cute little buggers, humans.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Gqar8)
Another appropriate tune would maybe Cornyn singing that REO song: Time for me to fly…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2026 01:59 PM (4dZtR)
Ken Paxton is wildly unpopular. This is good news
1) love to see it because another "moderate" GOP enabler eats shit publicly.
2) because Talarico's chances should be better against Paxton and this sews that up as the general election matchup.
Trump is going to spend the rest of his life clearing out the old guard from the GOP, and EVERY one of them will think they won't be next until it happens. It's incredible.
Does any state have it worse than here? Can anyone else beat Ted Cruz and Ken Paxton as your two senators?
Alternate headline: Trump puts Texas in play for Dems. Assumming Abbott doesn't purge me from the roles again, I'm looking forward to voting for Talerico
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 01:59 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:56 PM (WpmWK)
https://youtu.be/Qpo9KZYJ4sA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 01:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:43 PM
That's what I've read. Any sense from our Texans as to how that race is looking this far out?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:59 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 02:00 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 02:00 PM (KtNj5)
Sure, if the Dems are allowed to cheat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (mkw2N)
Seems like it
https://tinyurl.com/5eshj8mz
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (J4Dwc)
I'm actually surprised they don't have a crank geared to a wheel with boots that kick a guy on a unicycle playing a tuba at some point.
Posted by: banana Dream
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So does that paper ballot have a barcode or QR code or number on it?
I am guessing it does. It shouldn't and it appears they are trying to create anonymity with this process, but many states I have read up on jump through all the hoops and still ID the ballots.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (NmBEt)
I hope the Democrats think that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
==
I think it is a 5-10 point race. Fake religious types don't fair well in Texas - also he is anti-gun, which also doesn't sell well either. The result will be much more like Beto's last race than his first one.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 02:02 PM (GZYu7)
First day of early voting was Saturday.
Like, almost 25% of early votes are then.
I'll bet they've matched those up with likely Cornyn / Paxton voters and ... it ain't good for John.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 02:02 PM (73/SM)
I was waffling betwixt the two but I got exactly one group that contacted me to vote for Paxton and they endorsed Middleton also. That pushed me over the edge.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
We always get left out!
Posted by: Admah and Zeboiim at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (wrEn7)
Posted by: kingsman at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (iJfKG)
This makes the Texas AG hard to choose - both Roy and Middleton are C of C republicans; Roy talks a bigger game and makes more of a show of being “conservative” but this kinda makes me trust him less.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (gD5h4)
I am guessing it does. It shouldn't and it appears they are trying to create anonymity with this process, but many states I have read up on jump through all the hoops and still ID the ballots.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (NmBEt)
I show my ID. I get the ballot for my district printed out (or primary D or R depending). I grab a pen. I fill in the box next to the candidate.
I finish and put the paper in the scanner and it reads the ballot and tells me whether it's good or if there's an issue.
Done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Mike Pence
Well, I prefer fire and brimstone myself. Sodom and Gomorrah their asses!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:55 PM (/HtJF)
I alwys appreciate the continual human tendency to declare what Almighty God can and cannot do with His creation. Cute little buggers, humans.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Gqar
Pence-type Christians somehow missed those parts of the Bible like I Samuel 15 where Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the Lord…. After Saul disobeyed the Lord by not entirely wiping out Amalek and as a result lost his kingship. Yeah, God is not all warm and cuddly folks. He’s loving yes but he’s also holy and perfectly just which should be terrifying to us humans…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2026 02:03 PM (4dZtR)
Posted by: Captain Mo at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (yFLFB)
I am guessing it does. It shouldn't and it appears they are trying to create anonymity with this process, but many states I have read up on jump through all the hoops and still ID the ballots.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:01 PM (NmBEt)
You're probably right. The whole deal would create some sort of "airgap" between the voting computer and the counting computer.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (3uBP9)
I rather doubt that about Texas. Early voting is in-person and you have to show ID just like on election day. Mail-in voting is available for a restricted group (elderly, disabled).
One of the reasons I vote early is that I AM eligible for mail-in voting and I vote early and in person so that if a someone submits a mail-in in my name, it will get flagged as fraudulent.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (FEVMW)
Spot-on, Ace! Impossible to overstate this!
weird how it's never been tried before, innit?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (VyBeY)
GOA (Gun Owners of America) endorsed Roy. Since all rights hinge upon the 2nd amendment, that was enough for me so I'll be voting for Roy while holding my nose.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 19, 2026 02:05 PM (k58gc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:59 PM (Wnv9h)
Hard to say, with the redistricting, but it should be solid GOP.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 02:05 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 02:06 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 02:06 PM (WpmWK)
187 r/TheBulwark
Ken Paxton is wildly unpopular. This is good news.”
Yeah, in California.
Bulwark writers still can’t understand why Cassidy lost next door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:06 PM (gD5h4)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 19, 2026 02:06 PM (u75gg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:49 PM (HdYcL)
The other parties also colluded to not compete with each other to deny Reform representatives in Parliament so despite the second most votes they only got 5 seats or something. That won't work next time.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:06 PM (8avO+)
I finish and put the paper in the scanner and it reads the ballot and tells me whether it's good or if there's an issue.
Done.
Posted by: Sponge
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So you fill out the ballot in private. Take a photo. It has an ID on it.
Ballots are public information, so eventually they are public. My people will check if you voted the way we pay you, and if you tried to cheat us, we will send our "collections" crew around to sort it out.
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:07 PM (NmBEt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 02:07 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 02:07 PM (WpmWK)
Zerohedge, yeah I know, has an article there with a brief write-up about the shooters. Under pictures of Cain is the caption "While his appearance has left some wondering, there's no reporting of non-standard gender identity."
Cain looks...."pretty" in one of the pictures. And to go out in a blaze of glory with another dude...????
Fishy....
Back to being pissed off by AI and the computer.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 19, 2026 02:08 PM (jN0Xi)
Posted by: Oldcat
Right, because next election, Restore is going to hoover-up all the conservative/disencranchised, anti-establishment voters and crush everyone.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 02:08 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: Rotkappchen at May 19, 2026 02:08 PM (j3Fsw)
206 spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.
Posted by: Mike Pence
When Jesus overturned the moneylenders tables, Mike Pence was very disappointed in Him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (gD5h4)
This would be when the runoff was had Tony Goon-zales not dropped out. Since he did, it's straight on to the general in November. His Democrat opponent appears to be Gorlock the Destroyer, so good luck to him there.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Rotkappchen at May 19, 2026 02:08 PM (j3Fsw)
Good luck with that. I wish you the best.
Seriously.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 01:40
This is true. It would be appropriate merely to tweak his nose or muss his hair.
Posted by: Paco at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Why is that cargo plane circling us?
Posted by: Captain Mo at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (yFLFB)
Surprise, You're Dead
https://youtu.be/eG4AawcYdSE
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Paxton endorsed Middleton. Roy has crossed Paxton some. Yeah, I just don't know what to make of it. But the "MAGA Middleton" marketing, without Trump's endorsement, rings as fake to me as all the BS Cornyn ads about how much of a Trump supporter he is and how everyone should clutch their pearls about Paxton... Seems like this is one-half-dozen-the-other and I'm feeling like it's easier to get a buffoon incumbent (Roy?) out than an embedded uniparty one (Middleton?)... Or at least it's safer to be stuck with the buffoon instead of the uniparty. I'm not getting 'uniparty threat' from Roy, at least...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 02:11 PM (Bhsk7)
Fishy....
Dude! We were murderous assholes, sure, but we weren't fags!!!
Posted by: Zombie Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold at May 19, 2026 02:11 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: Paco at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (2L+MU)
His walk of shame under Trump 1 will be what he is remembered for.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 02:11 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Tom Servo
He has been telling a Thune and Cornyn to get the SAVE act passed. They did not. And here we are.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Wmg4n)
^^^This. Cornyn was very much an active Senator two months ago, and it makes no sense to alienate the guy when he still had a chance to come through for you. Thune probably knew that which is why he decided to punt the votes and hope that the Eye of Sauron didn't notice because of the Iran War until it was too late to do anything else. Trump noticed, and said 'nah, bruh'.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 02:11 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (n5tGW)
It should also be noted that an absolute fuckload of state officials lost their positions for taking part in the attempted coup against Paxton. He isn't nearly as 'unpopular' in Texas as Democrats and outsiders might believe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 19, 2026 02:08 PM (jN0Xi)
And That fact is why most people don’t want anything to do with Him. They want it Their way - Captain of their ship, commander of their destiny, self made man - all of that makes it hard to submit to a Holy Sovereign God.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:11 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Rotkappchen at May 19, 2026 02:08 PM (j3Fsw)
Good luck with that. I wish you the best.
Seriously.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
He will be gone when he’s ready to be gone.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:13 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: vivi at May 19, 2026 02:13 PM (OFw3k)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 02:13 PM (jehhT)
"just another ambitious guy . . .not done a great job . . . getting in the way, as usual . . . cheap publicity for himself"
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 02:14 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Rotkappchen at May 19, 2026 02:08 PM (j3Fsw)
Good luck with that. I wish you the best.
Seriously.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, not gonna happen. As (whig?) noted, Graham's SC constituent service is top-notch. The SC machine will not accept anyone Not Of The Body (kind of like KY under Mitch), so unless Graham is caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy, he has the seat as long as he wants it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 02:14 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 19, 2026 02:15 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Have you seen the (fairly popular) Dem running for Iowa governor? Not sure how to specifically describe his look, but it's creepy.
https://tinyurl.com/3uej3had
https://tinyurl.com/28e25b77
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 02:15 PM (NNDYh)
That doesn't excuse his defiance of God, of course. But still, he was kind of a tragic figure.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 01:52 PM (RHGPo)
I live nearish to that fire, within a mile of the 'prepare to evacuate' line in the westerly direction. It is up to 1400 acres burned but it moved south away from the houses up into the open spaces and ridges. By night the wind dropped and advances of the fires slowed. The reservoirs in Ventura County are full, those in LA County are empty. But they have had time to work on blocking the fire path towards LA County overnight and a lot of fuel has already burned. The prepare to evacuate order was lifted about 10 last night for my area, switched to areas east and south of the current fire.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
such a clever little prog he is
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 19, 2026 02:16 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:16 PM (TH/2I)
https://tinyurl.com/3uej3had
https://tinyurl.com/28e25b77
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 02:15 PM (NNDYh)
Failed F2M tranny vegan look is so hot right now.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 02:16 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: tubal
"Too small to be a state, too large to be an insane asylum.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)
Would that matter? Does anyone not already know this about Graham?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 19, 2026 02:15 PM (EXyHK)
Good point. A live girl or a dead boy, then.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (0CU3H)
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Roy did not vote to impeach Trump! That's the op! He said Trump engaged in "impeachable conduct" but did not vote 'for' on any of the impeachments. He has crossed Trump some, but Trump spoke nicely of him as recently as February.
I'm not in love with Roy, but again, I think he's a more known commodity and won't sell Texas out. Petty Trump fights maybe. But also petty Abbott fights too maybe. Which ain't necessarily a bad thing...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (n5tGW)
Yeah, not gonna happen. As (whig?) noted, Graham's SC constituent service is top-notch. The SC machine will not accept anyone Not Of The Body (kind of like KY under Mitch), so unless Graham is caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy, he has the seat as long as he wants it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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I have trouble understanding this.
What does he do, have a team of girls going around give beej's?
Or is it just that no one has the balls to go against the full force of the party?
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (NmBEt)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: Oldcat
Right, because next election, Restore is going to hoover-up all the conservative/disencranchised, anti-establishment voters and crush everyone.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 02:08 PM (NNDYh)
Might be a bit premature but a few Restore PMs might help Reform from getting wobbly.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:18 PM (8avO+)
That doesn't excuse his defiance of God, of course. But still, he was kind of a tragic figure.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
Very much so. God had planned for him to be exactly as he was. That should be a sobering thought for anyone. God is not interested in our opinion of His doings.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 02:18 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
Whoa. Move over Elliot, I think I just found my Odysseus...
Posted by: Christopher Nolan at May 19, 2026 02:18 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: kingsman at May 19, 2026 02:18 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (0CU3H)
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Graham with a live female would be the shock of the century.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 19, 2026 02:18 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (VyBeY)
What does he do, have a team of girls going around give beej's?
Or is it just that no one has the balls to go against the full force of the party?
Posted by: bob - moron inbobnitus at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (NmBEt)
it used to be that yeah, your alderman or representative did work at the local level to help out with emergencies, snow removal, so got some local credit. Increasingly local politicians are doing less of that and grandstanding instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat
As Sargon of Akkad/Carl Benjamin noted, the next scheduled election is in 2029, I think? He wants Starmer to hold on as long as possible, to piss off the electorate and give Restore time to organize.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (NNDYh)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (0CU3H)
Again! Compromise!
A tranny in a coma.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
There was speculation that he and Laura Ingraham had been dating at one time. A long time ago. Like when he was on the Clinton impeachment committee.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Gqar
And the corollary to that: Man plans, and God laughs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 02:21 PM (iERP6)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
There was speculation that he and Laura Ingraham had been dating at one time. A long time ago. Like when he was on the Clinton impeachment committee.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
I suspect the disapointment was mutual.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:21 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 02:22 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
Just goes to show the cesspool Washington DC is. He is not a attractive dude by any stretch. I mean, he's f*cking CREEPY looking. News whores have no standards.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:23 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (0CU3H)
Again! Compromise!
A tranny in a coma.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (Sco7b)
I know, I know. It's serious.
Posted by: Lindsey Morrisey Graham at May 19, 2026 02:23 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (NNDYh)
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The maximum life of a parliament is five years, so Labour can only hang on to power until July 2029. However, there are no scheduled general elections (until one is announced, not too far in advance of it being held), and the Labour Party can call an earlier general election if polling were to become advantageous (or less disadvantageous).
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 19, 2026 02:23 PM (tNUww)
Posted by: Oldcat
As Sargon of Akkad/Carl Benjamin noted, the next scheduled election is in 2029, I think? He wants Starmer to hold on as long as possible, to piss off the electorate and give Restore time to organize.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (NNDYh)
Starmer is basically insane, I'd prefer that Labor ditch him for another drone, who will be tied to the same sinking ship. But their contender has to win an election to get into parliament to do so in their plan, and both Reform and Restore are moving to block that just for the LOLs.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)
Spooky gunships over Hormuz.
Posted by: Boss Moss
Why is that cargo plane circling us?
Posted by: Captain Mo at May 19, 2026 02:04 PM (yFLFB)
Spooky needs to fly in tandem with a regular cargo plane. Cargo plane drops a shit ton of porn mags, mohammedan shit heads sprint into the kill zone to get spank mags, Spooky mops up.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 02:23 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 02:23 PM (b4qzS)
A tranny in a coma.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (Sco7b)
Isn't that a song by The Poilice?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
I suspect the disapointment was mutual.
Posted by: tubal at May 19, 2026 02:21 PM (Gqar
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LOL
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 02:24 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 19, 2026 02:23 PM (tNUww)
That's what the Tories tried a year or so back. Did not help them. The local elections result this month indicates it would be a bloodbath.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:25 PM (TH/2I)
Roy did not vote to impeach Trump! That's the op! He said Trump engaged in "impeachable conduct" but did not vote 'for' on any of the impeachments. He has crossed Trump some, but Trump spoke nicely of him as recently as February.
I'm not in love with Roy, but again, I think he's a more known commodity and won't sell Texas out. Petty Trump fights maybe. But also petty Abbott fights too maybe. Which ain't necessarily a bad thing...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 02:17 PM (Bhsk7)
I voted for Roy and Paxton. I think they both will be great.
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:25 PM (lCppi)
138 Most likely explanation: Trump has likely seen internal polling that convinces him Paxton is going to beat Cornyn. May as well be on the winning side.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (MIvVV)
I hate to say that this was my first thought.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:27 PM (TH/2I)
Posted by: Emmie at May 19, 2026 02:27 PM (FMtrg)
206 spent some time reflecting on the bible and violence is never the solution. You people disgust me.
Posted by: Mike Pence
When Jesus overturned the moneylenders tables, Mike Pence was very disappointed in Him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:09 PM (gD5h4)
It was a couple of years ago that AI was asked to make a picture of Jesus flipping the moneychangers' tables...and it had Jesus in mid-air as if he had flipped his body over the table...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 02:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:28 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 02:28 PM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:25 PM (TH/2I)
Creepy f*cker........
https://tinyurl.com/3vczahy8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Trump has also said nice things about Roy. Including that he's done a good job at times or words to that effect in February this year. He's not in love with him, but he hasn't endorsed Middleton either... Roy also voted for the SAVE Act. I realize that Middleton has some real conservative support, but with all the uniparty support he's got... And Trump not otherwise knives out for Roy... Roy feels like a safer bet. High risk of a buffoon, low risk of a schemer. Middleton seems riskier as a schemer...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 02:29 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 02:28 PM (b4qzS)
And all of them favor government policies which funnel tax dollars into their family coffers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 02:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (J4Dwc)
It was a couple of years ago that AI was asked to make a picture of Jesus flipping the moneychangers' tables...and it had Jesus in mid-air as if he had flipped his body over the table...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 02:27 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/38fv3h4e
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ)
Back when he was funny and not huffing his own farts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
285 We used to be big Cornyn supporters. we even Went on some outings with him. Tut the Karl Rove-GOPe influence is just too much. There's a whole group of old Bush era/buddies who just hate Trump and it's really infected them.
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2026 02:28 PM (lCppi)
The entire Ken Paxton impeachment farce wa engineered by the Bush machine and their allies. They did it so badly that it ended up making Paxton even more popular than he had been before.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:32 PM (TH/2I)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:25 PM (TH/2I)
Creepy f*cker........
https://tinyurl.com/3vczahy8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Even if he is as butch as anyone can get you have to know the optics of what people would think with its reputation.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 02:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 02:27 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/38fv3h4e
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Ollie kickflip would be cooler.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 02:33 PM (dK+Kv)
Nuts started a write-in campaign for Doug Mastriano - for Governor - again - trying to stop Republican Stacy Garrity, businesswoman, and former Army officer who has served as the 79th Treasurer of Pennsylvania since 2021, and has done an outstanding job doing so.
BTW, President Donald Trump nominated Pennsylvania State Senator Doug Mastriano to serve as the U.S. Ambassador to Slovakia.
Nevertheless, BS in Pennsylvania time and time again:
Doug Mastriano had not a prayer in hell before to become Governor, and absolutely none now.
It has often been said his R nomination was orchestrated by the Dems and Shapiro, for Shapiro.
And the second issue is who is running for Lt. Governor on the R side. Jason Richey and John Ventre are competing Republicans.
Ventre, among other things, is a prolific author of fiction books that concern UFO sightings, and he says creativity is needed to make state government efficient. Richey is backed this year by the state Republican Party for lieutenant governor. (90.5 WESA has much more info. on both.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 02:34 PM (NFX2v)
The entire Ken Paxton impeachment farce wa engineered by the Bush machine and their allies. They did it so badly that it ended up making Paxton even more popular than he had been before.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:32 PM (TH/2I)
I watched that.....then watched the Qatucker Qatarleson interview afterwards. What they did to him was unconscionable. F*ck Karl Rove and F*CK the Bush's.
That whole thing was a disgrace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: one hour sober at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (J4Dwc)
Her dad needs to up his game. This creeper should be missing an arm - at a minimum.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 19, 2026 02:35 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 02:36 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 19, 2026 02:35 PM (N39Ws)
Agreed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 02:36 PM (pZEOD)
Plus, he is a dandy!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 19, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)
Senate Majority Leader John Thune has come out against the 'anti-weaponization' settlement approved by the Justice Department. Under the deal, Trump dropped his $10 billion defamation lawsuit against the IRS in exchange for the creation of a fund channeling taxpayer money to victims of 'lawfare,' including January 6 rioters.
'Yeah, not a big fan. I'm not sure exactly how they intend to use it. But my understanding is that was just announced,' Thune told reporters. 'But yeah, I don't see a purpose for it.'
The $1.776 billion fund will have the power to issue formal apologies and monetary relief owed to claimants. While Trump is barred from directly receiving payments from the fund, entities associated with him are not explicitly prohibited from filing additional ones.
Posted by: beckster at May 19, 2026 02:38 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 02:36 PM (pZEOD)
He said "God have mercy" should the Dems ever get control again during the Kavanaugh hearings.......yet he'd never voted against a Dem nominee, including the evil Merrick Garland.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan
So poll respondents should start saying that Labour is doing a smashing job?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Dv3i1)
I want reparations for the biden years.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (594J6)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
He favors those cute young Senate pages. Why would he screw up a good gig?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 02:43 PM (iERP6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026
I didn’t say always, I said more often than not. And he does. I also think much of the establishment needs to get slapped upside the head and realize the gentleman votes to give the sitting president what they want is no longer the rule. Even if you have a great tie on.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 02:43 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 02:43 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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I hate to say that this was my first thought.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Of course he got polling saying Paxton would win. Trump picks winners above principal. Unless principal is *extreme* for Trump (and if it were extreme with Cornyn, which it shoulda been, he woulda endorsed Paxton earlier).
But that doesn't mean this still isn't a good thing. Trump went to war with Massie, MTG, Cassidy... He should've with Cornyn but him playing it how he did is fine too. Maybe he was wondering how many more legit skeletons are in Paxton's closet...
Posted by: bearski at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2026 02:44 PM (0nHVk)
Back when he was funny and not huffing his own farts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
I follow him on X, he’s still funny and mostly stays away from politics completely. What I enjoy is his “Car ID service” on weekends - he invites anyone to send him old family photos, even partial shots of any cars ever made, and he’ll give year, make and model, no matter how obscure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (TH/2I)
Posted by: Jmel at May 19, 2026 02:45 PM (rkK33)
@greg_price11
Hakeem Jeffries is still not giving up on the 10D-1R map in Virginia:
"We are going to work as hard as we can in advance of 2028 to restore that 10-1 map."
(Video online, not attached.)
11:28 AM · May 19, 2026
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 02:50 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Liberty at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (92iSF)
Posted by: Liberty at May 19, 2026 03:01 PM (92iSF)
Little late there, Trump. Not that it matters to me.
Posted by: Frank Nobody at May 19, 2026 03:05 PM (75cud)
Posted by: jazzuscounty at May 19, 2026 03:52 PM (qNfMQ)
This year, I think we’ll get him.
Posted by: Advo at May 19, 2026 06:21 PM (jO4mz)
"Teen Takeovers" Are Now Common in Blue Cities; Media Begins Pushing Idea That Violent Teen Orcs Don't Need Jail Time, Just "Youth Centers" They Can Fight In and Destroy Instead of Chipotles
Blue cities have allowed rowdy, often violent "teens" to take over the streets and private citizens' businesses for more than a year.
The "teens" are often "mostly peaceful." Blue cities do not arrest them or prosecute them because they've decided that minorities, especially "teen" minorities, are generally immune to the law. And how's that going?A gang of violent juveniles has been captured on video involved in a wild all-out brawl in a Washington, DC, Chipotle outlet Saturday night with chairs alternatively being thrown and used as weapons as the wild melee unfolded. In the background shrieks can be heard from those forced to watch the delinquent fisticuffs on display. A spokesperson with the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) has since said they are aware of this incident and are investigating, ABC 7News reports. Ken Ledet, who lives in the Navy Yard, told 7News he has seen chaotic scenes like this in recent months. "It's not shocking anymore, since this has become routine on Saturdays and Friday nights, but it's disappointing to know this is still happening," Ledet told the outlet.This is feral:
Massive brawl broke out Friday night at a Chipotle in the Navy Yard area. pic.twitter.com/xqZTliXWvK
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) May 17, 2026
The media knows what we need to do: More Midnight Basketball, more taxpayer spending on Youth Centers so that the Mostly Peaceful Teens can riot in government-supervised settings. We used to have Youth Centers for violent young orcs. They were called juvenile detention centers.
The "teen takeovers" are obviously not a venue problem, they're a behavior problem. You can hang out at Chipotle without fighting. You can even hang out in the street without fighting. It's patronizing and unhelpful to take this seriously just because kids say it. pic.twitter.com/gL0OmzEBt7
— Emily Jashinsky (@emilyjashinsky) May 19, 2026
Jhonf FonsecaOh I see, she means that if your kid is a "teen takeover" criminal, she'll start enforcing truancy/child neglect laws against you. I guess.
@Jhonffonseca 21h
IT'S OFFICIAL AND WITHOUT MERCY! U.S. Prosecutor Jeanine Pirro declares total war against parents who let their delinquent kids loose to destroy Washington D.C. "I'm not one for subtleties! The people of DC are already fed up with this scourge." "I'm coming for you... and for your parents!" "From now on, Mom and Dad, YOU'RE GOING TO FOOT THE BILL!" "If you let your kid run loose committing crimes, we'll prosecute you as a direct accomplice." No excuses allowed: "I didn't know...", "It's hard to control him...", "I was on my phone...". STRICT LIABILITY! If your teenager breaks curfew, skips school, uses drugs or alcohol, ignores court orders, or commits offenses like the attack at Chipotle, the law comes crashing down on you too! Clear message to parents of delinquent kids: it's no longer just "a youth problem." The problem is the parents who raise them like wild animals and let them loose to destroy the city. Family impunity is over!
¡ES OFICIAL Y SIN PIEDAD! La fiscal de EE.UU. Jeanine Pirro declara la guerra total contra los padres que sueltan a sus hijos delincuentes a destruir Washington D.C.
— Jhonf Fonseca (@Jhonffonseca) May 18, 2026
“¡No me ando con sutilezas! La gente de DC ya está harta de esta lacra.”
“¡Vamos a por ti… y por tus padres!”… pic.twitter.com/0qFRjVv8gU
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (N1tpc)
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Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (CWTWj)
Race to watch are the two GA Supreme Court races and the one Court of Appeals race. Because they are non partisan, Democrats are of course trying to steal them including having Stacey Abram's sister as district judge concealing judicial ethics complaints until the 11th circuit ended her injunction preventing it from being told to voters.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)
The key, mostly, was to vote for the incumbent judges as gaptooth's charges were being inserted to replace the incumbents. But yeah, lots of dirty shenanigans on the judge votes. I also avoided any of Kemp's boys. F them and all his minions.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (69Ewn)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (zPDww)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:20 PM (WpmWK)
Racist bastard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
It's a scientific fact that when you deprive yutes of their Basketball Jones they riot in Chipotle.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (WpmWK)
The answer is to offer free Carnival Cruise Line tickets to the little scamps.
Posted by: mrp at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (rj6Yv)
"Oh, we can't let the children suffer from the poor choices of adults!!!"
So we have to give welfare to irresponsible people who are birthing these feral youth.
NO. We need more children wondering where their next meal is coming from. We need more children growing up uncomfortable so that when they grow up, they never want to live in that environment again.
Instead, the biggest dream in the ghetto is to birth a number of children and get your dream ticket to do nothing but sit on welfare.
Enough. We need tough love and these people DO need to suffer, for their own good.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 19, 2026 12:21 PM (N1tpc)
nice to know they're investigating. strongly worded letter to follow
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)
BAMN mean exactly what it says. Believe them.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (VyBeY)
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Yep! He went on Cenk Uygur's show to stir up his legions! Unfortunately for the Pinecone, they are in Turkey and Phakistan, and cannot vote in a closed Kentucky primary.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (WpmWK)
He got a basset ball Jones.
This was done during the Clinton nightmare. Midnight Basketball.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (594J6)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (Zg6W9)
Posted by: gKWVE Akbar at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (gKWVE)
For at least 15 years in Chicago downtown, every summer.
Posted by: gp at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (N8ZBc)
And a jail cell. Hard labor, learn a skill, get a GED and then perhaps allowed to rejoin society.
And their parents can help pay for it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (W2Pud)
The parents of the aholes don't give a shit.
They pop out babies to get more money, our taxpayer money.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: huerfano at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (VJX5o)
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (594J6)
===
I like this lady!
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (69Ewn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: massideas at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (q2B29)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (y9ksN)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Two squall lines last night knocked out many broadband towers in rural Kansas, including mine. Back online at last.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
.......
They are oddly familiar looking.
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 12:22 PM (GD0B3)
try using the boner phone
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (gKWVE)
Rooftop Koreans.
Bounties for each kill.
No legal harassment.
Deportation of the entire families of any foreigners.
Visa denials to the top 20 cultures.
Active enforcement to get those cultures out.
Defund freaking everything.
I miss drinking sometimes.
Punish their defenders.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (GXfNi)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (EaLNz)
Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (69Ewn)
I did eat at one once.
Wasn't impressed. I just don't need that much rice in my diet. Haven't gone back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
and they have the audacity to call me racist for thinking rules and laws should be enforced for everybody.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (AOl+5)
Posted by: Is it racism or pattern recognition at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:20 PM (WpmWK)
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Throw it here, would you?
Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (YpWtw)
Yeah, but it's like Chekhov's gun. Once you raise the highchair, you gotta hit someone. Doesn't really matter who.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: mrp
......
to Congo and Uganda.
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (eloIc)
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (594J6)
There have been several other yute dust-ups and brawls in public. Vids are all on the web. I still think the inner cities will be nasty this summer pushing independents to the Republicans out of horror come November. The Republicans could of course screw it up .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (gu0hJ)
As soon as the teen center or community pool closes, a horde of unsupervised yoots descends on the store like locusts, grabbing whatever they want off the shelves and hopping into the night.
The idea that the teen center is the solution is absurd and intentionally obtuse. In fact, they often have the exact opposite effect. They are the nexus of this sort of bad behavior.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (XuXeR)
Organizing it takes all the fun out of it for them. Raising hell in public, attacking and intimidating the normies around them, celebrating their defiance, and their desire to turn everything around them into shit: it thrills and delights them.
Posted by: gp at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)
If that's actually the case, I think I know why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
They're animals who have very little interaction with other human beings and their behavior is molded by Hollywood filth.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (D1E+2)
Happy taco tuesday ace. I had an italian sub to celebrate but really it's the thought that counts.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:29 PM (69Ewn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (gu0hJ)
Uggh, I think this is pee again.
Posted by: John Thune's wet dream at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (D1E+2)
"No way, man......"
- - - - - - Snoop Dogg, Biggie Smalls, Ludacris, Lil Nas X, etc. Rapping About Theft, Murder and Rape
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)
Flash mobs did cool, entertaining stuff like sing, dance, play orchestral music, have a choreographed Star Wars fight with live choral music and symphony music to accompany. This is just barbarism.
Posted by: Very different things IMO at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)
They are incredibly localized. One might call it tribal behavior...
Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (KtNj5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:32 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (XuXeR)
I have to admit, "take Viagra at the airport so TSA has to touch your schlong" is a perversion that has never occurred to me before.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (2ocoG)
You see this across the country in nearly every inner city. Programs get defunded so kids don’t have any healthy outlets. Consequently, they end up wandering outside of their neighborhoods in search of something to do then everyone loses their minds when the “undesirables” show up.
The privatization of schools is a larger issue than many realize—charter schools don’t tend to offer the same extra curricular options that public schools do.
And the money spent on those programs gets put into police budgets, thereby enabling the state to lock up kids for crimes related to “we’re fucking bored”.
The obvious problem is indeed the problem. I sincerely hope that the "throw them in jail" crowd learns that the solution to "crime" is community investment.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: RM at May 19, 2026 12:33 PM (n/1Oj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (WpmWK)
Sometimes I take a day old slice of cold pizza, pepperoni works fine, chop it up a bit, and toast it all in a frying pan with butter. Then I scramble it with eggs. Surprisingly good breakfast. I saw this on some stoner show, which checks out.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (69Ewn)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (WpmWK)
Good luck finding the parents. Mom's in a crack house. Dad went out for milk 14 years ago. Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (KtNj5)
Posted by: Is it racism or pattern recognition at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM
There was a series I remember seeing years ago called "The Human Animal." It would intersperse clips of humans and animals doing the exact same behaviour.
That could easily be done for these youth. Animal behaviour.
The best part is, when the liberals over-react to the video, you have the raw material for the sequel.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:32 PM (WpmWK)
Dats rayciss.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth
Good idea! Off top of head, I thought Congo was landlocked, apparently they have 5 ports, so it could work. Bring back the Black Star Line!
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (UjdFS)
Hold on. Wasn’t it Democrats who formed a mob to prosecute the parents of a school shooter?
Aren’t they the ones pushing for those laws in Blue States?
Anything can be used as a weapon. Why is a firearm different?
Goose, meet the f’ing Gander, and he wants to have a word with you.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (63An5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (Zg6W9)
My town was a 'sundown town' long ago. We have no such troubles in these parts. Not even at Walmart or Waffle House.
'Tis a mystery it tis.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: rickb223
Am I the only one who's ever wondered where Beavis' family got the money for his braces?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (WpmWK)
Oh no!
Anyway...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Ian S.
I'm reading into your post. . . "But now that you mention it. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (Kyh8Y)
Am I the only one who's ever wondered where Beavis' family got the money for his braces?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:37 PM (77rzZ)
Dentists have training facilities too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
They have their own league.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Zombie Scott Adams at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (JCZqz)
But, when whites move back into the urban centers, remodeling homes, improving neighborhoods and opening local businesses, that's "gentrification", and it's RACIST!
WTF?
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LMD at May 19, 2026 12:38 PM (hUI3V)
And whatever happened to midnight basketball, which may have been the most important thing to come out of the Peace Dividend during Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend's presidency.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (97jJP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)
Makes sense.
NHL > NFL
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
They are recycling an old Clinton idea, Night time Basketball; or was that Obaba?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (UPlzn)
Posted by: LMD
Good Lord!
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (594J6)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (2+v4V)
Posted by: Braenyard
I remember Obama's thing being cowboy poetry.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:40 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (UjdFS)
They do this intentionally in the hood. There are like five uniforms they'll all wear. When the cops get called over a yoot wearing a dark hoodie in the area of X, everybody matches the description and the yoot gets away. When the cops actually try to stop and interview a few of the yoots, the community organizers scream racism.
Ask any hood activist and they'll tell you racist cops use the phrase, "You matched the description" to harass innocent black people.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)
The least racist thing white people can do is die. It won't prove they're not racist of course, but at least it will stop any further racism from occurring.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (2+v4V)
Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
I would have stayed out of it...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (zPDww)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stateless
It's funny because it's true.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (7ulVd)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (qBdHI)
How shoppers and stores have returned and all that.
Barely mentioned was that it was due to a policy of no one under 18 unless accompanied by an adult.
And not mentioned at all was even a hint at the skin color of those previously unaccompanied youths.
Lots of stories in the Houston area of the formerly high-dollar Galleria shopping district not being safe after dark.
I'm sure you're at a loss as to why ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (EaLNz)
Danny Elfman found his schtick doing TV and film music, but I never really got the Oingos stuff. Were they great live? I never saw them.
Posted by: front toward enemy at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (TIizU)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 12:42 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)
I would have stayed out of it...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (zPDww)
Lines have been drawn. He's once again trying to prove he's the kingmaker and the face of the party.
Look who's backing Cornyn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.
Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (3ek7K)
Trump officially endorses Ken Paxton for Senator in Texas Runoff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hugh Hewitt hardest hit ...
/GAME OVER DUDE!
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (+RVtD)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: bonhomme
Yeah. Ain't too many innocent hood rats out at 2:00 am.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:44 PM (KtNj5)
Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?
Posted by: four seasons
Because Uncle Sugar keeps paying them.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:44 PM (KtNj5)
Posted by: JROD at May 19, 2026 12:44 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: rickb223
Only the ones coming back from Subway in the winter in Chicago.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)
Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?
Posted by: four seasons
The price per head of fatherless kids outweighs actually disciplining and educating them, silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black
This is an area of bipartisan cooperation Trump can win on. The Dems are all about expanding SCOTUS, so it should be easy to add 4 seats of so and put her in one of the spots.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Auntie Entity at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (qFwJc)
(Google or whatever Restorative Justice in the USA)
In part, Restorative justice in the U.S. shifts the focus of the justice system from traditional punishment to repairing the harm caused by crime. By bringing together victims, offenders, and community members in facilitated dialogues, it emphasizes accountability, healing, and reintegration rather than just incarceration.
Core Principles: Instead of asking "What law was broken and how should the offender be punished?, "restorative justice asks: Who was harmed? What are their needs?Whose obligation is it to meet those needs? It relies on five key elements of accountability: acknowledging responsibility, understanding the impact on others, expressing remorse, actively repairing the harm, and committing to not re-offending.
Began for youth, has moved to include adult offenders and victim support.
Huge in some states - such as Pennsylvania - and some cities - such as Philly - and in the collar counties.
"Studies indicate" Restorative Justice Programs reduce recidivism rates by an estimated 10% to 25% compared to traditional punitive methods. 😒
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (594J6)
The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.
Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (3ek7K)
Increased welfare money.
Posted by: I'm not even kidding at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (TbWk/)
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I would have stayed out of it...
That's what I said months ago because I figured that if he endorsed anybody, it would be Cornyn because he was trying to buy support for SAVE. But it's too late for that now. I still think Cornyn could have had that endorsement if only he'd been willing to do the easiest thing in the world for it -- support a bill that 80% of Americans want.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (H8xAa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (UPlzn)
Posted by: no one of any consequense
Don't they know that rice is for bananas?
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)
I think it is.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (2+v4V)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (H8xAa)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (M0V4/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 12:47 PM (n5tGW)
--
So, uh--and I'm not even sure on this--but the whole Chud the Builder may have a "you monsters created that monster" backstory.
Something about a road rage incident, unsure who precipitated.
But he dropped the N on a black woman.
And from the local BLM has hounded him out of every job.
Even self-employed.
Which is suggested is why he went the racist shock-jock social media route.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (GPa4z)
That's what I said months ago because I figured that if he endorsed anybody, it would be Cornyn because he was trying to buy support for SAVE. But it's too late for that now. I still think Cornyn could have had that endorsement if only he'd been willing to do the easiest thing in the world for it -- support a bill that 80% of Americans want.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 12:46 PM (vTZFs)
I get 2 mailers. Ken Paxton failed because of some child trafficking thing and Cornyn is anti-Trump.
Neither mailer comes from the candidates themselves. PAC's are running this race.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:31 PM (WpmWK)
I'd try it, but won't it be super salty?
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at May 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:29 PM (69Ewn)
Parents have been tried and convicted for the gun crimes of their children.
That ship has sailed.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 12:49 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (cWffP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)
Lots of lying and shenanigans. Trump, for his part, has only actively endorsed a few spots in the primary. Stayed out of a lot. Unless you are already familiar with the names, you have to really dig into it to determine who the rats are.
The GOPe's technique is to thrive in obscurity.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (cWffP)
He's literally kidnapping your kids, dontchaknow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Why Highland Park withdrew from DART.
LOL, why indeed.
It has to be because they are just racist rich whites ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Operator Error at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (03Cyy)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:29 PM (69Ewn)
Parents have been tried and convicted for the gun crimes of their children.
That ship has sailed.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
Somebody earlier today noted that the mother of one of those kids who shot up the mosque in San Diego could be looking at a long stretch in prison for failing to secure her guns.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Oddbob
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He's being so bloated with DC and Bushmoney that logic and rational thought are out the window. - > Louie Gohmert had a seat for life and heaps of respect but he gave it up to be a stalking horse for the Bush family against Paxton.
That's force.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (UPlzn)
Posted by: four seasons
Free money? I can't find the best video, where a single hood mom broke down all the benefits she gets, and why it's important to have as many different "baby daddies" as possible for maximum funding, but this lower IQ woman knows instinctively what to do:
https://tinyurl.com/7s8d4wzj
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (JCZqz)
Clearly, DC should not self-govern. Rescind that and put it back under direct federal control. Feral children in DC are not just taking over streets and restaurants, they are running the government.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 12:51 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)
Yes, because boycotting the only chance most of them have in getting SOME semblance of an education will work out soooooo well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)
In the NIL era? Riiiiiight.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 12:52 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 19, 2026 12:45 PM (qFwJc)
Is that wrong? I've always had my burritos with rice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)
It's funnier when it's a non-stolen car at 29% interest, usually a base V6 with some go-fast stripes, and they try and run from the police, who *do* have the Hemi.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (2ocoG)
Now that I've seen the gutter trash campaign that Cornyn has been running here, I would cross a minefield to vote against him. Fuck that guy.
Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (oqH4h)
Riiight.. Those athletes are gonna get right on that... Any minute now......
Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (zPDww)
Posted by: Max Power at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (q177U)
Just for reference, there were many times me and my teen friends didn't have anything to do. We never once brawled and rampaged like savage, feral animals. Other than the Reddidiots, I think most people acknowledge what's going on here and why.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2026 12:54 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:32 PM (WpmWK)
White people move in - Gentrification and racist.
White people move out - White flight and racist.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 12:54 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at May 19, 2026 12:54 PM (Dv3i1)
So the funny part of this - D&D or LotR orcs are not like this.
They are evil, and they do like fighting, but really the fun is killing and eating other beings.
But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: front toward enemy
Yep. Awesome. They'd have a Halloween concert almost every year from like '87 to '95. They'd play some of the tv and movie stuff just for fun. Obviously they played NIghtmare Before Xmas after the movie was released. The audience knew every song and it was always a blast. Danny would pretend they were having a tech issue during setup changes and yodel among other hijinks.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (diia5)
Is that wrong? I've always had my burritos with rice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)
Spanish rice on the side. Not white rice stuffed to the gills of a massive tortilla with 3 oz of meat, peppers and onions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (gu0hJ)
White people move out - White flight and racist.
It's all just demonization of white people. White people have a winning record against Communist totalitarianism, and that just won't do with what Davos has in mind for 2030.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (2ocoG)
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Oh no. Please. Don't do this. We beg you. We really mean it.
Posted by: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)
Can't wait until this country is mostly Hispanic, Asian and Muslim, who have no allegiance or "white guilt" regarding blacks. That's gonna be good times for all.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (2+v4V)
White people move out - White flight and racist.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? Shit, those pieces are white and black too!!!
Posted by: Wargames at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (JCZqz)
She'll encourage the kids to embrace math, technology and literature and they'll use thise skills to put on a showcase featuring the universal works of Maya Angelou to save their under-funded school and bring the community together.
Hey, my kick-starter just hit $153,476!!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)
Give them a fair trial.
Then cane their asses Singapore style on live TV and broadcast it into every school in the DC area and require the students to watch.
Do this a few times and this sort of violence will just stop. No need to through them in prison. No expensive programs.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
I think we have feral people raising more feral people.
I don't see a solution to that problem.
If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (WpmWK)
IN the short term.
But people respond to incentives.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LMD at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (hUI3V)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Wiki says she is 74 ... we need to put in more youthful conservatives. Late 40's sounds right, if they have a solid conservative record.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (vbXSk)
I don't see a solution to that problem.
If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)
"You get yours, honey."
- - - - - - Kumswala Harris, Former Vice President
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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I get a maibox full of slick political crap everyday.
The GOPe is driving BS deep and hard around here. And each group has the word CONSERVATIVE in it's nameplate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (UPlzn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 12:59 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: 18-1
Well, Warhammer 40K orks are technically sentient fungus, so that may change their perspective.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 12:59 PM (JCZqz)
They are evil, and they do like fighting, but really the fun is killing and eating other beings.
But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?
Related: the professor woman who wrote the "modern audience" translation of the Odyssey that they're using for the DEI movie said she knew instinctively that because the cyclops was described as a monster, that it meant he was black.
But remember, we're the racists, not her.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 19, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (WpmWK)
I think we have feral people raising more feral people.
I don't see a solution to that problem.
If we cut off the free money that will generate more crime.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)
Short term, maybe. That's what jails are for.
Long term, you might actually get to build a society once you stop bribing people not to be crooks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (xcxpd)
Their secret is their nice smokey green chili
Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (l/++U)
Posted by: four seasons
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If we cut off the money some will go to work, others will go to jail. Free money is the biggest driver of cultural corruption in America today.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (UPlzn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 01:00 PM (n5tGW)
The women have free birth control available. Also I think they can have their tubes tied at taxpayers expense.
Why do they keep popping out the feral kids?
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 12:43 PM (3ek7K)
Not to mention, Planned Parenthood, et. al. having abortion clinics readily available. Liberal white women always cite the unfairness to women of color when arguing for Planned Parenthood. If only they used it, but no, it's the liberal white women who help them ply their trade.
I actually don't think it's as much that they have kids because they get paid for it. I think it's more that if they have kids, they will get paid, so what's the risk? They also want to have babies because they have little else in their lives. My theories. YMMV.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (FxH7T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)
And, IIRC, they produce spores when they die to create more greenskins (yes that's the term of art). And more of an orgy of violence they go out in the more spores.
The fantasy ones aren't fungus though they are just some other sentient mammalian (?) race.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:01 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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We're not paying them not to be crooks.
We're teaching them another form of larceny.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (UPlzn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Well, Homer was blind, so...
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (VCgbV)
Granny is too old to raise a 16 yr old.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:34 PM (KtNj5)
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She's only 30!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (1D2Ie)
D'oh!
Posted by: Zombie Homer at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (vTZFs)
I would say all of them.
Good luck finding any of their baby daddies.... Probably all long gone.
Posted by: ironwolf32 at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (MO0/c)
Well, Homer was blind, so...
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)
So, everyone was black?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Every one focuses on McDowell and his actions.
But...I think the politicos are more interesting...
The do good priest that enables McDowell
The leftwing pols that let him out as long as it doesn't effect them personally.
And the rightwing pols free him to protect themselves from scandal.
It all sounds about right in the real world doesn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (dDXqG)
We're teaching them another form of larceny.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (UPlzn)
It's "fire insurance".
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (594J6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (gu0hJ)
Homer watched a lot of Netflix, so yeah, he's seen them.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (vbXSk)
Right. The problem is they "grow" in office.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (2+v4V)
Give them a fair trial.
Then cane their asses Singapore style on live TV and broadcast it into every school in the DC area and require the students to watch.
That won't solve things. Mass incarceration, El Salvador-style, however...
Combine it with Trump's deportation strategy. We have people racking up mass charges, repeated long prison sentences, or...if they renounce their citizenship, they can volunteer to move to an agreeing 3rd nation that the Feds pay a small stipend for dealing with them. The prisoner gets a free second shot away from us, and when they fuck up, the 3rd nation has full authority to deal with the situation, makes a profit, and the US saves money, too!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (VCgbV)
My next door neighbors are black. The mom is a southern, large black woman. She had no qualms about grabbing a kid by the ear and dragging his ass when doing something wrong.
Their kids are working, decent members of society, both educated and working.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (WpmWK)
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In the 1980s and 1990s all the erudite pseudo-intellectuals in the rarified air of academe were livid that anyone with the means to do so - regardless of.skin color - were unassing the cities for the suburbs to escape dysfunction and crime. That’s just not “fair” you see.
Just a decade or two later, and up to the present you can see how they “fixed” the problem. They’ e even taken to importing especially unassimilated illegal aliens and sprinkling them far and wide around the country. By the millions. They are nothing if not relentless. Stupid yes, but persistent.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (QPjUO)
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So, everyone was black?
You're all black cats in a coal bin to me.
Posted by: Zombie Homer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (vTZFs)
What are you people talking about? Carl Carlson is a black man. Uh, wait, uh, African American. Wait...uh...what am I supposed to say here? Uh, Marge uh, what am I supposed to call people who are not yellow like us?
DOH
Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (WpmWK)
And, no, I don't care that they might be minors.
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (kU0PQ)
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Oh no. Please. Don't do this. We beg you. We really mean it.
Posted by: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina at May 19, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)
You mean where all the black people live?
https://tinyurl.com/yzsehwce
Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (2+v4V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (WpmWK)
eh, this is not wrong
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 01:06 PM (VyBeY)
Before the "urban renewal/gentrification" in the area the last 20 years it was nothing but shady nightclubs and literally The Projects. Sad to see it's falling backwards.
There's a local who's maintained a website chronicling the changes over the years, but stopped in 2022. It was fascinating to go through when I worked there. That Chipotle opened in 2018, after I left.
https://www.jdland.com/dc/index.cfm
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (gUs21)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (WpmWK)
this is what 60 years of paying black women to have kids out of wedlock produces...according to LBJ we have another 140 years of this to enjoy /
Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (8uzBS)
In a sense, that's what we did in the 90s and 2000s. Three strikes laws took most of the criminals off the streets, not because of the crime for which they were charged, but it didn't matter. Most crime is committed by a small subset of the pop. Get them off the streets, and crime plummets. Release them, and mirabile dictu, it goes back up.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)
The GOPe is driving BS deep and hard around here. And each group has the word CONSERVATIVE in it's nameplate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (UPlzn)
I'm coming to embrace the theory that if a candidate sends me mail I don't want to vote for them. Cornyn (hard no) and Mayes Middleton (apparently extremely deceitful in his campaign claims) are the only two who've sent anything. My theory is that those who send mailers are flush with GOPe cash and also living in the past.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)
2026 book title: "Barbarians inside the Gates"
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (0KeBN)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (QPjUO)
What's stupid about turning every single place into a miserable city, an environment that appears to create a ton of leftard idiots by default.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (2+v4V)
Posted by: Momlady at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (rY+t/)
Their kids are working, decent members of society, both educated and working.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
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We like people who share our values. It's not because they're black that we have contempt for mob behavior but because such behavior is repulsive to normal, productive people. The fact that such mobs are almost never white is a secondary consideration.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (WpmWK)
Middleton is deceitful and the other guy voted to impeach Paxton and spoke out against Trump.
Why can't we get candidates that DON'T suck?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
2026 book title: "Barbarians inside the Gates"
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:07 PM (0KeBN)
2021 title: What fucking gate?
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (2+v4V)
Maybe if you gave bats and shotguns to the thugs, the problem would work itself out. Melees aren't so much fun when they're for real.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Bumqueeshia at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (jNPcH)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:02 PM (ZxPkt)
That's the facts, Jack!
Posted by: Pvt. Winger at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (wVcYX)
Their kids are working, decent members of society, both educated and working.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm old enough to remember when that was the norm for the black families I grew up around.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 01:10 PM (VyBeY)
There is an interesting subset of this with sex crimes.
Like all other violent crime it is a tiny fraction of the population but they will keep doing it regularly when they are not in prison.
Now feminists will tell you "all men" are rapists. But if you put the 1% of men that are away rape will almost disappear. And here's where it gets interesting - if you suggest life imprisonment for any actual average rapist feminists will call you rayciss...but that or 3 strikes or any variant on long prison terms for real sex crimes would end the problem and feminists are not interested in solving the problem...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (WpmWK)
You make examples of a few, that feral people will be taken out of society.
You try a few as adults and go for max sentence. Apparently, "Rondale" should be easy to find, b/c the girls knew him and called him out on video, so he's example #1. And then hit the girls for obstruction and max sentence if any deny knowing him and won't tell you where he is.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)
I'm Gen X. We went a LONG WAY of getting rid of that bullshit. In high school, it was mostly "Can you help the team win?" We played streetball (Not at midnight, most times) and got along just fine.
Then, Owebama got elected and all the work we'd done got blown away in hours.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Forcing the animals to step up to Chipolte
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (wBaIH)
If I was one of these franchisees, I'd close down on the first incident. I'd use some creative way to publicize and shame the end of it.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM
And kung fu fighting, apparently.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: ironwolf32 at May 19, 2026 01:03 PM (MO0/c)
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Just imagine the Genealogical Family Tree descendants of NBA Players alone. /I denounce myself ...
I remember as a yute in the 70s seeing McLean Stevenson joking on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson:
"You know why when they do close-ups of professional football players on TV why they all say 'Hi Mom?'
Because if they said 'Hi Dad,' ten thousand guys in Detroit would all jump up and cheer ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (zdFj8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Me too.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)
We like people who share our values. It's not because they're black that we have contempt for mob behavior but because such behavior is repulsive to normal, productive people. The fact that such mobs are almost never white is a secondary consideration.
Let's not kid ourselves, though. If criminal behavior is associated strongly enough with an identifiable group, e.g. blacks, people start to just assume they're all or mostly criminal. Those who say otherwise are lying. It has a foundation in fact, but obviously is unfair to those who aren't criminals.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)
Problem is I don't want mail, I don't want a call, I don't want an email, a text, a TikTok, a YouTube or anything else. I will figure out on my own who to vote for.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (2+v4V)
But remember, we're the racists, not her.
Posted by: Ian S
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Sexually repressed she is, he first thoughts of the One Eyed Monster (we know what that is) was a big black man.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (UPlzn)
60 years ago Daniel Patrick Moynihan thought the 25% black illegitimacy rate was catastrophic. Now it's almost 80%.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:04 PM (WpmWK)
Your usual table, Mr. Papadopoulos?
- IYKYK
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (wBaIH)
Then government will move people into your neighborhood to bring you the "blessings of diversity".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (jNPcH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (WpmWK)
They are evil, and they do like fighting, but really the fun is killing and eating other beings.
But Warhammer orcs? Da fight'n is da fing! We jus wanna good scrap ya see?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)
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D&D Orcs have their alignment as "Lawful Evil" which means by nature they prefer an ordered society, albeit one that's also exploitative.
So the real "Orcs" are the judges that use the law to let these "Yoots" run rampant.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (gnNyN)
1. Paxton fired his top assistant Roy from his staff.
2. Paxton endorsed Middleton.
Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (8uzBS)
And the rioters.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)
It's not about the nail.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: P I Staker at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (gGi+G)
Every incarnation I can think of of cyclops - from the old Sinbad movies to D&D and on have them with a mediterrian skin tone which...actually makes perfect sense based on their origin and where they are supposed to live
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (kgE5c)
1. Paxton fired his top assistant Roy from his staff.
2. Paxton endorsed Middleton.
Posted by: DanMan at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (8uzBS)
Well there you go.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:13 PM (WpmWK)
Navy Yard isn't in VA.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 01:14 PM (tOcjL)
The groundbreaking legal case where parents were held criminally accountable for their child's actions is the conviction of James and Jennifer Crumbley. In 2024, a Michigan jury found them guilty of involuntary manslaughter for the 2021 mass shooting committed by their 15-year-old son at Oxford High School, marking the first time parents were held criminally responsible for a child's mass school shooting
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (fn8sn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:11 PM (WpmWK)
We're under a frost advisory. In late May.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye forever at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (/HtJF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2026 01:15 PM (diia5)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (3ek7K)
Blech.......
87 here and rain in the area with a front pushing through.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.
Posted by: four seasons
I think that 90s in May and 30s in May are equally ridiculous.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (wBaIH)
37 degrees here in SW Wyoming and 6 inches of snow.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM
95 here in MA, 90 tomorrow, and 60s the rest of the week. Mother nature is bipolar and off her meds.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Ripley at May 19, 2026 01:16 PM (PTDkx)
Her base is peak stupid, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:12 PM (HdYcL)
A brilliant man who could not move on from his reflexive support of Democrat policy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (iERP6)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 01:18 PM (5P5DO)
Posted by: EzE at May 19, 2026 01:18 PM (pxzPN)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 01:18 PM (5P5DO)
Then gas the place to knock them all cold, wait for the smoke to clear, then arrest them all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Then they turned around and used him to attack all their "enemies", break all the rules, and generally be an insulting degrading POS, defiling the country and office. Any objection to said attacks was proof racism was not only alive, it was worse than ever.
That purposeful procession was many people's first exposure to what the Left is and how it works. Before that they were just idiots in pink blocking soldiers or "arresting" Dick Cheney.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:19 PM (2+v4V)
A brilliant man who could not move on from his reflexive support of Democrat policy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 01:17 PM (iERP6)
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Another drunken Mick. He'd talk sense occasionally but never strayed an angstrom from the Democratic party line. In the end, a coward.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 01:19 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
LBJ and other members of his cabinet pretty much shunned him for his views on black America until he changed his tune.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (77rzZ)
???
Say what?
This has been going on since the mid-2010s, at least. It started with the rise of smartphones ca. 2008/9, then accelerated in the mid twenty-teens, and by now it's just standard weekend behavior for "rowdy teens."
At least it has been this way in the SF Bay Area, and I presume many other cities as well.
The only difference is that people are connecting the dots, and realizing it happens nationwide, not just in their own particular town.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (gu0hJ)
The GOPe is driving BS deep and hard around here. And each group has the word CONSERVATIVE in it's nameplate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:58 PM (UPlzn)
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It's not so bad that the one candidate keeps sending you mail. It's that they SELL your name and address to who knows how many organizations, and they all send you mail
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:20 PM (ZPsSk)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (5P5DO)
I lost all respect for him when he voted not to convict Clinton.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (2+v4V)
Little fuckers will scatter like confetti on Rip Taylor's birthday.
Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Ot/FD)
If your teenager breaks curfew, skips school, uses drugs or alcohol, ignores court orders, or commits offenses like the attack at Chipotle, the law comes crashing down on you too!
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (0sNs1)
..eh, this is not wrong
True. not by a longshot. Even as Los Angeles/SimiValley burns yet again, few really understand the negligence and true horror of the area.
SIMI VALLEY/Reactor Melted Down MANY times during the 60's/70's in a way that *IS*/*WAS* worse than Chernobyl because this one was crewed by a real life boeing/HomerSimpson and operated by a perfectly-named equivalend of MrBurns.
Boeing was FINALLY ordered to remediate the residual radiation to background levels -- MrBurns agreed.
Guess what? a week after they removed the fire equipment on site, the Woolsey fire ignited and did infact remediate the residual radiation to background levels by distributing it *everywhere*.
https://www.inthedarkofthevalley.com/
As mouthy LIBs continue to prance, sing and carp for your cheesecake LIB BASSholes and firestarting BASTtards have gotten away with murder for decades... on this time the victim could be you
We'll actually have to work very hard to kill as many people in the 21st century. What's the difference? This time, you think the victim could be you-Clinton'07
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (OyC6z)
But you would be wrong.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 01:22 PM (oafeN)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: The Dog at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Warai-bobtoko at May 19, 2026 01:21 PM
Did you mean Vagos?
Posted by: Wesley "Tiny" Crusher at May 19, 2026 01:23 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)
Same. A local organization sent around a voter's guide, which I appreciate. First time I've gotten one since moving to TX.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (lFFaq)
They ought to take a rope and hang me!
Richard Blumenthal
@SenBlumenthal
I’m demanding an IG investigation because Kash Patel has put the nation’s security at risk when he has been intoxicated & unreachable & deceptively, manipulated key FBI statistics. He’s making our nation less safe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 19, 2026 01:24 PM (/HtJF)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Kdi1r)
Just the threat, and the hassle, is better than standing around and watching it happen.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 19, 2026 01:47 PM (eloIc)
Posted by: epador at May 19, 2026 02:02 PM (TRnzq)
result of years of Democrat city rule.
Posted by: gov'theretohelp at May 19, 2026 02:26 PM (x0hD2)
Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (dFG8E)
Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at May 19, 2026 02:31 PM (dFG8E)
Posted by: mossomo at May 19, 2026 02:49 PM (mttHV)
Let them riot INSIDE the news studios and take care of 2 problems at once
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 02:53 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: KWR at May 19, 2026 06:01 PM (51TOp)
The Morning Rant
Earlier this year, iRobot, the company that made the Roomba, filed for bankruptcy and was sold off to a Chinese supplier. The cause was a decision made in Brussels, three years ago, to block Amazon’s rescue offer. Thusly, an American company was regulated out of existence by a foreign bureaucracy. A Chinese competitor inherited the spoils, which is a fair summary of how the European Union’s (EU) so-called consumer protections work in the real world. iRobot is no isolated case. The EU has built an entire regulatory architecture for precisely this purpose, with two pieces of legislation: the Digital Markets Act (DMA) and the Digital Services Act (DSA), marketed as consumer protection but functioning as industrial policy directed at firms headquartered in the United States. In fact, five of the seven companies Brussels has designated as “gatekeepers” under the DMA are American. European competitors, on the other hand, are usually spared, and Chinese firms face notably lighter compliance pressure. It’s hardly an accident.
This is a direct challenge to the sovereignty and economic leadership of America, and a nakedly partisan attempt to create through regulation what Europe is unable to do with innovation. The EU and its mandarins are content to be overtaken by China, invaded by 3rd world Muslim hordes, and bought out by Gulf oil money. But competing with America and Americans? That is a bridge too far. Europe is probably too far gone, but the Western Hemisphere is not, and an American-led regulatory structure that rewards innovation and hard work, and allows market forces to operate, will create the foundation for the economies on our side of the oceans to dominate. The triad of Marco Rubio at State, Howard Lutnick at Commerce, and Scott Bessent at Treasury, understands this very well, and they should expand their pressure on our hemispheric partners to change the paradigm of the zero-sum economic game that the EU insists upon playing.
[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Considering anything of Europe at this point should carry the same social stigma as slumming.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 11:02 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
we're done here. pack it in....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 11:03 AM (v6XNT)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 11:03 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Only Platinum Plus members can see what's in the box.
Even ace can't see it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (WpmWK)
And their reading scores are better than California's!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (iERP6)
You and what army? No really, what army?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM
And much better cuisine.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Just take them. EU cannot do a thing about it - except get off their high horse and quit thinking they are anything special. They are a drag on human development. And they are not special. Fuck em.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
"What's in the box?"
That it was the head of the insipid Gwenyth Paltrow made that execrable movie so satisfying.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 11:07 AM (s9VOe)
Overtaken or taken over? Given the propensity for our own politicians to be flipped to CCP purposes, why wouldn't they infiltrate the Euros the same way? Or do the Euros just roll over and expose the tasty bits for Xi without any effort on the Chinese part?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 11:07 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:08 AM (WpmWK)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 11:08 AM (69Ewn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (WpmWK)
Tejas
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (kgE5c)
Great, if they actually do it. On a per capita basis, that would be a lot more than Trump has deported to date.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 19, 2026 11:09 AM (v6XNT)
Massie stands to be judged in KY this day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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That would be hilarious short in AI if you could put Siskel or Ebert saying precisely that one of their video movie reviews. I think that would be a Ebert line.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM
And much better cuisine.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
You know that is one thing about 'They Shall Not Grow Old' and I almost feel shitty for saying it. British poor dentition? Did not come from nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (bss/y)
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I thought a bottomless deal just about killed Red Lobster last time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:10 AM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)
So I guess Brussels can sleep better, regulate American businesses, and no one will do much to stop them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:11 AM (c1vt4)
the chefs are French,
the police are British,
the lovers are Italian,
and everything is organized by the Swiss
In hell: the mechanics are French,
the police are German,
the chefs are British,
the lovers are Swiss,
and everything is organized by the Italians
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:11 AM (HeR4S)
Posted by: banana Dream
Race to watch are the two GA Supreme Court races and the one Court of Appeals race. Because they are non partisan, Democrats are of course trying to steal them including having Stacey Abram's sister as district judge concealing judicial ethics complaints until the 11th circuit ended her injunction preventing it from being told to voters.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
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I would like to think this, but I don't think we have seen the level of groveling they are willing to do. They are complacent to allow an immigrant hoard to walk in and rape their women. They would remain willing to pay off Iran so as to avoid being blown up (they would think). They are feckless, weak and increasingly unimportant. They have turned their back on everything that once made them great. I see no turning back. I will miss French and Italian wines. I assume the invaders will burn the vineyards down.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (HeR4S)
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Three of the most consequential Presidential Cabinet picks since the first Reagan term. Outstanding men in place at the right time for the United State of America.
Posted by: mrp at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (rj6Yv)
The key is NATO. Say we're walking a way if the EU Brussels bureaucrats don't eff off and see how long they keep up their crap. Of course our Congress would have a nervous breakdown but two birds with one stone is a good thing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 11:14 AM (gu0hJ)
Have I got a deal for you!
There is a sports bar in Portland called "The Sports Bra", which shows only women's sports. It's been around since 2022.
It has received millions of dollars of free publicity, and they are doing crowdfunding to take the concept nationwide - to thirty other cities!
This is your big chance to cash in - just $250 is enough to buy a piece of the Sports Bra!
If you actually read the financial statement that comes with the crowdfunding proposal, you discover that:
1) The Sports Bra has never made money.
2) As the novelty has worn off, The Sports Bra has been losing increasing amounts of money over time.
No matter - this is your big chance to get in on the ground floor!
It's like investing in Amazon in 1999!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:14 AM (aD4fx)
Kind of also tells you how important the kids are too.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 11:15 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (HeR4S)
Don't kid yourself. Get some tequila and some salt licks and the petting zoo is a great time!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 19, 2026 11:15 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: banana Dream
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Enjoy.. is ratt-a-tooie-burger still going to be allowed to whack off while counting ballots alone? one for me, two more for me, one for you, bwahahahaha
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 19, 2026 11:15 AM (jN0Xi)
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I thought a bottomless deal just about killed Red Lobster last time.
>>>
When is the last time you sampled Red Lobster? Red Lobster is now in the game of killing everyone, not getting killed.
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:15 AM (HeR4S)
2) As the novelty has worn off, The Sports Bra has been losing increasing amounts of money over time.
No matter - this is your big chance to get in on the ground floor!
It's like investing in Amazon in 1999!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:14 AM (aD4fx)
The Manzeirre
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 11:16 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 11:07 AM (w/O5Q)
Their economies will be overtaken by China, but not before Europe is taken over by the Muzzies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:16 AM (iERP6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (WpmWK)
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Rumble In Assisted Living?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:13 AM (HeR4S)
Don't kid yourself. Get some tequila and some salt licks and the petting zoo is a great time!
>>>
Is there bull riding?
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (HeR4S)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (c1vt4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:18 AM (WpmWK)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:16 AM (iERP6)
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Right before China implodes. The world is really about to be a very tough place, and most of the globe won't like it very much at all. I can see a better hope for the Mideast than I do for western Europe.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (GZYu7)
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Disastrous Home Debut with New Team Sees Angel Reese Benched
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (594J6)
Qualification: OPT Visa and the poster was an Indian, of course. In other words no Americans need apply.
This is what American First SHOULD be focusing on. This is what Trump should have stopped on day 1. Our entire corporate employment is being overtaken by foreigners who have no qualms with building their ethnic empires within cooperations.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:20 AM (WpmWK)
Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam: "Pain."
Elmo: "Elmo no like pain!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 11:20 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (WpmWK)
And their reading scores are better than California's!
******
"Why's everybody always picking on me?"
Posted by: Charlie (Mississippi) Brown at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (S+2Xo)
Go boobs!!!
Yeah, you'd think that they'd show a lot of women's beach volleyball, but apparently they don't do that.
After all, who doesn't want to sit in a bar and watch WNBA games?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)
Disastrous Home Debut with New Team Sees Angel Reese Benched
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (ndZc7)
1. She sucks.
2. She gives 2 shits about basketball.
3. She just wants fame and fortune without the work.
They were stupid to trade for her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:19 AM (ndZc7)
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Green Dildos hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:22 AM (kUM31)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (WpmWK)
After all, who doesn't want to sit in a bar and watch WNBA games?
If they cloned Sophie Cunningham to play every position, I'd watch.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)
One wonders how they get around the civil rights laws, when they create entire departments comprised solely of Indians.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (aD4fx)
Guess she missed this part
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (/+uur)
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Has anybody created a Professional Women's Beach Volleyball Lingerie League yet?
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (kUM31)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (WpmWK)
Lingerie would cover too much up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (pHGAx)
Quit talking, and finish the job!
You damn well better pay attention to this matter!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 19, 2026 11:25 AM (FpP3s)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:16 AM (iERP6)
I still can't disaggregate how much is Euro bureaucratic Aristocratic myopia and how much is orchestrated by the CCP directly compromising the officials a la Fang Fang, etc.
Maybe it's a distinction without a difference.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 11:25 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (kUM31)
To much sand. T
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:25 AM (594J6)
2. She gives 2 shits about basketball.
3. She just wants fame and fortune without the work.
They were stupid to trade for her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (Zz0t1
You're overlooking the fact that she leads the WNBA in "mebounds."
Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Saw a YouTube video of a Brit asking fellow Brits on the street, if the UK were a state where do you think it would be ranked economically? Most of the answers were top 5 or top 10. When told they’re 51 the reactions were along the “yeah but Americans have no health care and kill themselves with guns so I would never live there”.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (kUM31)
Seems like they don't wear much already.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)
You're overlooking the fact that she leads the WNBA in "mebounds."
Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (rJ48h)
There's changing the game for the better, then there's changing the game because everyone knows you suck and they're laughing at you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nobody watches because it sucks at May 19, 2026 11:27 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:23 AM (aD4fx)
It helps when HR is also all Indian and doesn’t bother with pesky federal labor laws
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:27 AM (b4qzS)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:17 AM
I'm curious about this, as well.
Posted by: David F. at May 19, 2026 11:27 AM (pHGAx)
#BreakingNews Artist Scott LoBaido just installed a giant middle finger statue directly in front of Zohran Mamdani’s City Hall in NYC — aimed straight at him.
#newyork
#ChristinaAguayoNews
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (KtNj5)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (b4qzS)
Good.
UK Healthcare sucks. And they have 1/3 the people we have in the US.
Euros like to tell us we are inhumane, but we have 350 million people. Life in China and India sucks, but hey, they've got free healthcare, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
You have "urbanists" here arguing that people who live in a 500 square foot apartment with no car next to a mass transit stop are actually richer than someone living in a 3000 square foot house where they have to drive to get anywhere.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)
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Europe is too far gone. If you've worked with Europeans in the last 20 years you know that they have adapted a culture of utter laziness and entitlement. That culture has been enabled by the largesse and kind heart of the United States of America that has shielded them from danger since WWII and allowed them to spend their time and money on gaywad "cultural" pursuits and not the creation of anything that is actually valuable to commerce.
Forget Canada.
Saving LATAM might be possible. There are some green shoots with non-communists getting elected in a couple of countries and we should be doing everything we can to bolster those governments and show them that capitalism is the way forward, not the bone-lazy socialist bullshit that a LOT of that region has grown to know and love.
Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (WpmWK)
The Copium is strong with them.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)
U.S. House Lawmakers Propose $130 Annual Fee on EVs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)
EV owners are stealing electricity which rightfully belongs to our data center owning benefactors. -- Congress persyns
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (ExV1e)
#newyork
#ChristinaAguayoNews
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (KtNj5)
This is fantastic. Reminds me of Sabo and his heyday of guerlilla art.
Posted by: A little rebellion is a good thing at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (TbWk/)
#newyork
#ChristinaAguayoNews
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (KtNj5)
But, you elected him..........It's not like you didn't know what you were getting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 19, 2026 11:32 AM (yTvNw)
Lingerie would cover too much up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:24 AM (aD4fx)
The best Women's Football I've ever seen was in the Lingerie, later Legends Football League. The combination of effort and solid technique was honestly impressive. They were far more concerned with the Ws and Ls than the T & A.
For the record, flag football is not football.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 11:32 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (aD4fx)
They found a gap in the market!
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 11:32 AM (2+v4V)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:21 AM (aD4fx)
I watched part of the PWHL championship yesterday. Made it about 3 minutes then turned NCIS back on............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)
#BreakingNews Artist Scott LoBaido just installed a giant middle finger statue directly in front of Zohran Mamdani’s City Hall in NYC — aimed straight at him.
#newyork
#ChristinaAguayoNews
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:28 AM (KtNj5)
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BREAKING: Muslim Commie Mandami Has Giant Middle Finger Statue Moved to Wall Street For Insertion Into The Rectum of The Charging Bull Statue.
/To the Tune of "Moooooooooooon River ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (kUM31)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I don't think China does, actually.
If you're a peasant and get sick, well, it sucks to be a sick peasant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:26 AM (b4qzS)
I've got all the Healthcare you need, buddy.
Posted by: Liverpool pathway at May 19, 2026 11:34 AM (3QsZU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:34 AM (WpmWK)
- George Washington farewell address
The square mile known as The City of England has been our enemy since the 18th century
Posted by: Danimal28 at May 19, 2026 11:35 AM (HR77u)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)
Heh. Funny enough I saw a post on Reddit of some “influencer” on X saying nobody wants “boomer houses”, ie 3000 sq ft homes with yards and those houses will drop in value going forward.
Keep in mind this was Reddit, where urbanism lunatics thrive. And even there most replies were along the lines of I’d love a 3000 sq ft home with a big yard, I just can’t afford one right now.
Problem is urbanists are like vegans. Small in number but extremely loud. The average person doesn’t want to live like a sardine.
Posted by: Heroq at May 19, 2026 11:35 AM (b4qzS)
/To the Tune of "Moooooooooooon River ..."
Posted by: ShainS
LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:37 AM (KtNj5)
Posted by: Danimal28
You mean City of London.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:37 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 19, 2026 11:37 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: That Bucket Woman at May 19, 2026 11:38 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 11:38 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (iERP6)
Keep in mind this was Reddit, where urbanism lunatics thrive. And even there most replies were along the lines of I’d love a 3000 sq ft home with a big yard, I just can’t afford one right now.
Problem is urbanists are like vegans. Small in number but extremely loud. The average person doesn’t want to live like a sardine.
Posted by: Heroq
Homes will never drop in value. Where else will cities, counties & states get their property tax receipts from?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (KtNj5)
Cosmo tells readers how to get around potential abortion-pill bans by delivering live babies and letting them die
https://tinyurl.com/28f89w5s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: That Bucket Woman
My favorite character on that show.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (77rzZ)
The building is being built to withstand missile and drone attacks, with several floors underground that will serve as a defense system for the President and cabinet members. The ballroom that sits atop the underground network will be paid by President Trump and donors; the government funding is for the military defense complex that will sit underground approximately six stories down. This is a remarkable explanation by President Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at May 19, 2026 11:40 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Onslo at May 19, 2026 11:40 AM (594J6)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 11:41 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I don't think China does, actually.
If you're a peasant and get sick, well, it sucks to be a sick peasant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)
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And no product liability law either, so drug companies skip animal testing and move directly to human testing. No fear of being sued, leads to very rapid drug development timelines (and some dead bodies left behind).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:41 AM (UjuN2)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
You can tell they don't have kids. Add kids to a 500 sq ft apartment and have to deal with urban life (schools, babysitters, etc.) doesn't work very well. Those flats are for childless couples at best, and singles.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:41 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)
I did that in Paris for six months last year, but actually lived in a 1,500 square foot apartment with all of the amenities (except A/C!), in a great and quiet neighborhood within a three minute walk to a great food shopping street.
I prefer my house in NJ where I have to drive everywhere.
Freedom is grand!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:42 AM (iERP6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I don't think China does, actually.
If you're a peasant and get sick, well, it sucks to be a sick peasant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)
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And no product liability law either, so drug companies skip animal testing and move directly to human testing. No fear of being sued, leads to very rapid drug development timelines (and some dead bodies left behind).
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Outside the West, life is cheap for the masses. Only the leaders and wealthier get consideration.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2026 11:29 AM (aD4fx)
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I saw a discussion about this in the chat on Lord of the Rings Online recently. The urbanists were glorifying the fact that they have museums! And art galleries! All within walking distance!
The counterargument was that not everyone WANTS those things. And that most people who want to go do those things can often make it a day trip into the city.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 11:43 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)
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Good. I'm tired of subsidizing the extensive wear and tear that heavy-ass EVs put on highway infrastructure by paying a tax on gasoline while Karen whooshes by in her Tesla with no such tax burden.
Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 11:44 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7)
https://tinyurl.com/2a3ss5cv
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 11:45 AM (UPlzn)
Posted by: Danimal28
You mean City of London.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:37 AM (77rzZ)
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He hates bankers?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:45 AM (UjuN2)
Posted by: Sponge
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I don't think any urban elections 'results' indicate actual human preferences, only those of ballots. Unfortunately ballots don't pay taxes nor give a damn about voters.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:45 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Lots of small cities and small towns have their own museums. Heck even the podunk "village" (that was its official status) that I grew up in had a small museum dedicated to local history.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 11:46 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:46 AM (WpmWK)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:46 AM (sKqQm)
Didn't go over well.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:46 AM (594J6)
That's weird.
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 11:47 AM (K4Dl+)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:45 AM (E4rtv)
That and he was elected with 2% of the vote, or whatever, because everyone stayed home. How'd THAT work out?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: democrat Goblin at May 19, 2026 11:47 AM (j+GfC)
cities literally drive people crazy.
The Rs should have an explicitly anti-urban slate of policies since the Ds have an explicitly anti-rural/suburban one
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Financiers rely on making money by arbitrage and turn around and use some of that money to pay off politicians to keep their arbitrage gigs going on.
The argument is that they make markets more efficient, the counter argument is that they are a drag on market efficiency because they seek to privatize gains and collectivize losses. Like in the great financial meltdown in 2008.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)
That's weird.
She must know something scandalous is about to break. Maybe he slept with a woman once.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)
https://tinyurl.com/5uez5pes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7)
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She's good, but Fisher Stevens's character in Short Circuit was the absolute best Indian impersonation ever.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (PiwSw)
The biggest tell for this is that no matter how much urban office holders screw up they keep getting re-elected.
No one like a Bass should have any hope of getting re-elected after what she's done and it is very very likely she will.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:49 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sponge
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I don't think any urban elections 'results' indicate actual human preferences, only those of ballots. Unfortunately ballots don't pay taxes nor give a damn about voters.
Posted by: whig
On this one it did. New Yorkers turned out in droves to elect Mayor Jihadi.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:50 AM (KtNj5)
Maybe if they found out he was really heterosexual, but that ain't happening
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 11:51 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 11:51 AM (48Bzr)
That one is more nuanced honestly.
Mayor Jihad won based on immigrants. If only heritage Americans voted the other corrupt Dem would have won.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:51 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:52 AM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:52 AM (ndZc7)
Cosmo tells readers how to get around potential abortion-pill bans by delivering live babies and letting them die
https://tinyurl.com/28f89w5s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)
Sugar, spice and everything nice. Maternal instincts, mama bear, nothing like a mother's love.
Posted by: Inherent selfless nurturers at May 19, 2026 11:53 AM (TbWk/)
https://tinyurl.com/5uez5pes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy
Trans-Indian is Indian! Bigot!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 11:53 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 11:53 AM (WpmWK)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:53 AM (sKqQm)
Put simply, "America First" is the entirely unremarkable idea that the function of the American government is to protect and defend the interests of the American people, American culture and society, and the American economy.
___________
*women scream and faint*
*men shout*
*dogs howl*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 11:54 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 11:48 AM (PiwSw)
Oh! Her pants are blazing for you!
I am sporting a tremendous woody right now!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 19, 2026 11:54 AM (PSEDc)
And...it still looks like shit.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm)
His blame someone else bullshit is pissing me off. That fucker will never admit HE failed.
I will simply NEVER do a damn thing for him again.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:55 AM (594J6)
https://tinyurl.com/5uez5pes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy
The littering and taking a dump in public were perfect touches.
Posted by: They have PSAs telling them to use the toilet at May 19, 2026 11:55 AM (TbWk/)
The mother of one the aholes called the police to warn them that her son was suicidal and several of her guns were missing.
How did she have several guns in California and why weren't they locked up?
I thought California had strict gun regulations.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 11:56 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:51 AM (sKqQm)
I think the "progressives" all believed they were "getting" Trump with this guy. As the kids say... "you just played yo seff"
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 11:57 AM (2+v4V)
No one like a Bass should have any hope of getting re-elected after what she's done and it is very very likely she will.
Posted by: 18-1
There are a number of states that should join the South in learning the pleasures of being Reconstructed.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 19, 2026 11:57 AM (OUMaO)
I will simply NEVER do a damn thing for him again.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:55 AM (594J6)
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Blame-shifting and circle-talk are the national sports of India.
Posted by: ballistic at May 19, 2026 11:57 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 11:56 AM (3ek7K)
They do. Mama is going to prison for the rest of her life.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:58 AM (594J6)
Officer Donut: I see, I see. He's transexual though? Oh, yes, sorry, she is transexual. I'll get right on that.
/click
Officer Donut: That kid is gonna kill somebody...good thing I have all this paperwork to do instead
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)
cities literally drive people crazy.
___________
The same people who advocate everyone living in "15-minute" cities are the ones who decry industrial chicken farms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 11:59 AM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 11:39 AM (KtNj5)
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Except in big blue urban downtowns where commercial real estate prices are cratering because they don't have enough clients. So as the downtown offices empty, there will also be less need for downtown housing because there are fewer people living downtown. Suburban housing will continue its march higher and higher.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Good point.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (77rzZ)
Some people are just elated about going to hell.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (2+v4V)
I will simply NEVER do a damn thing for him again.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 11:55 AM (594J6)
I had a boss like this. Couple of them, actually. Every single one of their fuckups was always someone else's fault. I don't know whose dicks they were sucking by they were basically bulletproof no matter much they fucked up. Don't know how they did it, but whatever it was it's the path to success.
Posted by: Position without accountability at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (TbWk/)
That's weird.
Posted by: torabora
Nope, she was grooming one of her daughters for that seat and Weiner screwed up that cunning plan. These assholes plan for endless succession of their spawn entering politics as they inherit existing donor networks, past political alliances, etc.
These types get upset if someone interrupts their plans by preventing their spawn taking office. Remember Pelosi's dad was a machine mayor of Baltimore who was at least mob adjacent. He used his power to prevent Pelosi's brother from being charged in a gang rape case in good ole Baltimore.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)
The US has 11 nuclear powered supercarriers
Europe has none. What they DO have is:
* UK has 2 supercarriers, but not nuclear powered
* France has a nuclear powered carrier, but it's half the size of a supercarrier
* A few other European countries have something that passes for a carrier, even smaller than the Frence carrier. VSTOL stuff.
Europe has a bigger population that the US, and is supposedly as modern and industrailized as anyplace.
But they clearly have their heads up their asses.
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (ovdkm)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (gu0hJ)
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Agreed. I still fear he will win.
Posted by: 496 at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (8TPCk)
Some people are just elated about going to hell.
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 12:00 PM (2+v4V)
I'm not elated just resigned. And I haven't even done anything especially horrible. *shrug*
Posted by: It's where we're all going at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Eurotrash Socialists at May 19, 2026 11:11 AM (HeR4S)
Italians have their positive side
"You buy an Italian anvil. The website is gorgeous and almost entirely non-functional. After three failed checkout attempts you call the number listed and a man named Gianni answers on the second ring, remembers your name halfway through the conversation despite never having met you, and explains that his cousin will deliver it personally next Tuesday because the courier company “non è serio.” It arrives Wednesday. It is breathtaking — sculpted, almost — with a curve along the waist that serves no functional purpose but makes you want to weep. The base is slightly uneven. Gianni explains this is intentional. You are not entirely sure he’s lying."
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:06 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)
Seems set in stone from birth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223
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Quibbling on the difference in price and value.
A home may maintain its value while the overall price of homes may decrease or increase.
As it is now, we are in a false market driven by entities such as Blackrock buying homes by the tranche then artificially driving up the price coupled with Knum Knutz Powell driving up the interest rate.
This gets straightened out the price of homes will decrease, however, their value may be retained.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (UPlzn)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)
Also Officer Donut doesn't want a chat with Internal Affairs about his "phobia" and "unconscious bias".
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (gKWVE)
The destruction of the American middle class and especially the American manufacturing base was intentional.
We haven't had a President even _look_ at countering this destruction until Trump.
There are a lot of reasons the left hates Trump.
But this is the biggest reason the internationalists hate him.
And have tried to kill him.
We're not talking millions, we're not talking billions--we're talking trillions they have stolen and exploited from us.
Behind the smiling face of "friendship."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (73/SM)
But they clearly have their heads up their asses.
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (ovdkm)
They've not been required to provide their own security until Trump started forcing their hands.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Black JEM
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The new cunning plan by developers is conversion of those office towers into living residences. But it doesn't work unless you can force people back into cities because it is extremely expensive and people don't want to live in urban Democrat shitholes. So using the hideous idea of Cass Sunstein, you 'nudge' people into that by more or less preventing development outside the city--expensive gas, high taxes levied on suburbs, discouraging families, getting more immigration and directing it into suburbs and rural areas.
That is where the new urbanism crap is coming from, well heeled developers pay their commie new urbanists to push these ideas to political leaders.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)
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I think the house will, or can, lose value. The property it's on however....
Unless it becomes a toxic waste dump. Which is possible. I mean, there's only a finite amount of serviceable land available, and it's getting smaller every year.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 12:08 PM (jehhT)
I prefer my house in NJ where I have to drive everywhere.
Freedom is grand!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 11:42 AM (iERP6)
My mom lived 3 years in the Netherlands in the mid-90s with my Dutch step-dad. The only thing that made it tolerable is that she had US military PX privileges because my dad was retired Navy. Extremely limited food choices, and they had to get a frickin' residence permit from the government to move to a new apartment.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 12:10 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:10 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: It's where we're all going
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He left it a little confusing, who's in and who's out, didn't he? I think He did it on purpose to keep us trying.
_Never give up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:11 PM (UPlzn)
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LOL
They have polls.
And polls are always accurate.
Even ones 6 months before the election.
Someone noted, what if the only reason the polls are even close to accurate for the Dems is due to all the cheating?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:11 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 12:10 PM (gu0hJ)
Did he die or is he just taking time off?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:12 PM (WpmWK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Of course, but what kind of dumbass leaves the defense of their country to someone else?
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:12 PM (ovdkm)
The biggest tell for this is that no matter how much urban office holders screw up they keep getting re-elected.
No one like a Bass should have any hope of getting re-elected after what she's done and it is very very likely she will.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2026 11:49 AM (sKqQm)"
almost half a century ago, there was Mike Bilandic ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (VyBeY)
It's why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
That is where the new urbanism crap is coming from, well heeled developers pay their commie new urbanists to push these ideas to political leaders.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)
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And of course that creates a spiral of continued shrinking employment and economic development further reducing its viability and political clout. We are watching that happen in real time right now. Not as fast as we morons would like. But it is happening.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:12 PM (ovdkm)
Leftist retards that would MUCH rather spend other people's money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (z2HJ0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Of course, but what kind of dumbass leaves the defense of their country to someone else?
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:12 PM
****
This is about us isn't it.
Posted by: EU at May 19, 2026 12:14 PM (K4Dl+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (z2HJ0)
INPEACH!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Europe has a bigger population that the US, and is supposedly as modern and industrailized as anyplace.
But they clearly have their heads up their asses.
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:05 PM (ovdkm)
The Euros haven't invented anything that contributes to modern society in decades. They just build on ideas that Americans and Israelis dream up.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 12:15 PM (y9nCu)
https://tinyurl.com/28f89w5s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
Where I come from, we call that murder.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (KtNj5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (z2HJ0)
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Hey I just got here!
Settle down, morons.
Posted by: Chairman Warsh at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (K4Dl+)
The Euros haven't invented anything that contributes to modern society in decades. They just build on ideas that Americans and Israelis dream up.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 12:15 PM (y9nCu)
Wasn't the best thing to come out of the UK over the last 50 years the Harrier?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 12:17 PM (WpmWK)
This gets straightened out the price of homes will decrease, however, their value may be retained.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:07 PM (UPlzn)
Actually, lower rates drive home prices higher since they institutional borrowers like Blackstone get the very best rates and use that to buy up real estate to rent back at a good profit. They also get to use the houses they owe money on and are renting as further collateral and using those loans they can outbid people who have to get loans based on their income, which drives prices higher.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:17 PM (rbvCR)
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Even as a connoisseur of pretty girls, the Bikini Football gets boring.
but all teh lols at the business model that relies upon lesbian sports fans.
Selling power tools to the Amish is a better market.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:12 AM (E4rtv)
The key, mostly, was to vote for the incumbent judges as gaptooth's charges were being inserted to replace the incumbents. But tyeah, lots of dirty shenanigans on the judge votes. I also avoided any of Kemp's boys. F them.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (69Ewn)
You can't afford to live there today. The lots sell for close to a million and they build a two million dollar mcMansion on the lot.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (UPlzn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
No.
Keeping Up Appearances is.
Posted by: Reforger at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (594J6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 19, 2026 12:18 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:11 PM (73/SM)
That's pretty funny. They still believe the guys that told them that Hillary was sure to win! Plus, they're huge supporters of anti-"rainbow" mysogenist Iran. You can't make this stuff up!
Posted by: MrExcitement at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (ovdkm)
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Keeps people who can't afford to buy from buying. Know your limits. This is what people ignored and bought $500K homes that they couldn't make payments on.
The housing market likes stability ---> slowly rising land/home values. People inside the market like make a shit ton of money really fast.
Those two things are not compatible. YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Kindltot
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This is non traditional and Trump is putting a stop to it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 12:20 PM (UPlzn)
https://tinyurl.com/28f89w5s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
Where I come from, we call that murder.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (KtNj5)
****
This actually happens all to often.
Cosmo is stupid
Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2026 12:23 PM (K4Dl+)
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"walkable" just means there's a cafe within 1000 feet of where you live.
Does not mean it's safe to walk there. Especially at night.
They never, ever include that score in their "rankings"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 12:25 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 12:13 PM (z2HJ0)
Interest rates are the price of buying money, just like the cost of buying a car on installment plans.
The difference is that if the government decided to force the price of cars extremely low "to make sure everyone had transportation to improve the economy" then eventually we would run out of cars available to buy - and when it is interest rates forced low, the Fed and the Treasury can just "print" more money
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 12:26 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: That Bucket Woman at May 19, 2026 11:38 AM (oftw2)
The plot of Shaun Of The Dead.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 19, 2026 12:27 PM (5xuJ/)
Wasn't the best thing to come out of the UK over the last 50 years the Harrier?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Good point. I stand corrected.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (n5tGW)
Or we'll live to see the operating plans of Soros', Obama, the Clintons, and others of their ilk, in Europe through the Rebuilding of Ukraine & the Atlantic Council, Europe Center, to keep the US in line.
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European Union consumer protections grant robust rights—including strong return policies, safe product standards, and limits on unfair practices—which currently apply to displaced Ukrainians within the EU.
Furthermore, Ukraine is actively harmonizing its domestic laws with EU directives, granting Ukrainians additional protections like the "Roam Like at Home" telecom framework.
European support is actively transforming Ukraine into the continent's preeminent military and technological powerhouse, driven by its unmatched combat experience.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (NFX2v)
And next month, inflation will be down because fuel costs are dropping.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 19, 2026 12:28 PM (GZYu7)
Primary reason? Insurance rates have basically doubled in the past two years.
Overbuilding is causing flooding risks.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 19, 2026 12:35 PM (wBaIH)
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