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Oh My Word: There's Another Form of Rampant Immigration Fraud That No One Could Possibly Have Imagined
I'm dumbstruck.
The American government issues "U-Visas" to foreigners who are witnesses to crimes and who assist law enforcement in finding the criminals. So immigration fraudsters have been setting up entirely fake-armed robberies, with visa-seeking illegal aliens paying $5,000 to $30,000 to "witness," so that they can then apply for a U-Visa after assisting law enforcement. This is unbelievable. I couldn't even have imagined this kind of crime.Read the whole thing. There are foreign cultures which actually valorize scamming and grifting, especially of those outside their tribe, whom they consider justifiable targets for scamming and fraud. As Karol Markowicz comments: Americans are -- or were -- a high-trust society that just doesn't consider that some people build their lives over cheating and scamming strangers. We need to stop immigration almost entirely. Enough is enough.
Bucktown clerk was shot during staged robbery tied to nationwide immigration fraud scheme A suburban Chicago man who organized hundreds of fake armed robberies to help people fraudulently obtain U.S. immigration visas has been sentenced to two years in federal prison. But one of the staged holdups took a horrible turn at a Bucktown liquor store when a purported robber accidentally shot a store clerk in the abdomen, critically injuring him, according to police reports. Parth Nayi, 29, of Woodridge, organized and participated in the robberies from 2022 through 2024 at coffee shops, restaurants, liquor stores, and gas stations across the country, including in Chicago and its suburbs, federal prosecutors said.
Nayi recruited people to pose as robbery victims, paid store owners to use their businesses, coordinated and paid the people acting as robbers, and coached the purported victims through the scheme. Participants paid him between $5,000 and $30,000 each for the privilege of being "robbed," hoping to obtain U-visas, which are available to eligible victims of certain crimes who assist law enforcement. Upon making payment, the "victims" were told to be at a certain business at a certain date and time, officials said. The "robbery crew" arrived shortly thereafter. The purported victims then sought certification from local law enforcement agencies confirming that they had been victims of qualifying crimes and had helped with investigations. After obtaining the certifications, the purported victims submitted fraudulent U-visa applications to U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, prosecutors said.
It's genuinely sad that Americans don't get to be their trusting, helpful, selves because people like this take advantage. The system allowed for a benefit for victims of crimes only for people to fake being victims of crime.
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) October 26, 2026
BREAKING: MN official Melanie Hazelip just went on Somali TV explaining how Somalis could vote without IDs
They can even register same-day using a STATE ID FROM MINNESOTA MN famously gives IDs to non-citizens https://t.co/EH1fmAaAzX— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 27, 2026
His last 2 videos are instructing illegals on how to evade ICE, and now this one reminding everyone that no ID is required to vote in NYC.
They aren’t being subtle, folks.— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) October 26, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 02:15 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 02:15 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 27, 2026 02:17 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: NCKate at October 27, 2026 02:18 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 02:18 PM (RIvkX)
/whispers
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 02:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:21 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 02:21 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Ed Wells at October 27, 2026 02:22 PM (p8iTN)
Posted by: NCKate at October 27, 2026 02:22 PM (enNUy)
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My stars and garters say it ain't so Joe
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:22 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2026 02:22 PM (OkYzo)
Chicago Bang-Bang!
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2026 02:23 PM (OkYzo)
Democrats are so ready to show why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:24 PM (Fi81e)
>>one of the staged holdups took a horrible turn at a Bucktown liquor store when a purported robber accidentally shot a store clerk in the abdomen
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A horrible turn? Of the TABLES, bitch!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 02:24 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 02:24 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 02:26 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 02:26 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 02:26 PM (Qugny)
I couldn't even have imagined this kind of crime.
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This is only because you lack imagination; not a spine as most others. Up/Down/Left/Right -- all are their playthings.
These people here are not their Armies -- they are their TROPHIES!
No longer Soros the only threat-actor on the horizon;
first things first, Trump needs to throw down on cTHEIL and his fallen angels while he still can.
https://tinyurl.com/cTHIEL-batboy2NOSFERATU
https://tinyurl.com/cTHIEL-usefulIdiotYOUare
cTHIEL's fallen angels (Palantir, Anduril, Quantum-Systems, STARK Defence, Shield AI, Ayer Labs, Covenant, SpaceX, Epirus, Helsing, Seronic, Verde Space Industries) will rise again to make of this world, a Paradise for his kind.
Time for the plot twist.
LET'S GO BRANDON.
Best Episode of Apprentice YET!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 27, 2026 02:26 PM (M58G6)
Oh the poor dears. Let's give them... stuff we don't have to pay for.
/your government
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 02:26 PM (pfXMo)
Post photos with last known location. Collect scalps. Trade them with friends.
*shrugs* I need a hobby anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 02:26 PM (RORbl)
They can even register same-day using a STATE ID FROM MINNESOTA
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But doesn't that mean it would happen?
I mean, it never happens, right?
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:27 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 02:27 PM (QX6xo)
My take is this guy was mostly scamming the illegals looking to scam the USCIS. The U-Visa has fairly strict requirements, including only certain types of crimes (most of which are sex or "body" crimes like rape, sex trafficking, etc). Armed robbery isn't on that list.
You also have to suffer real injury and provide real assistance to the police and prosecutors. How can you do this when the crime was faked? The prosecutor has to approve the U-visa application, and then USCIS reviews it.
It's totally possible that a crooked or woke prosecutor was just signing these things willy-nilly and someone at USCIS was doing the same.
But I think more likely, this guy's main play was enticing illegals to give him piles of money to set up this scam, and then deliver nothing. So sad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
We've got enough people.
If you are a refugee you can go be one in Mexico or some African country with no welfare.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ed Wells at October 27, 2026 02:22 PM (p8iTN) "
That's what I want to see on next Tuesday morning, at every polling place in the country! in full battle rattle, too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Piper at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (dovQN)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (h7zKj)
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I've mentioned this a few times, but the lobbying and legislative efforts to get to the 1924 immigration act took about 40 years until the law actually passed under Coolidge.
There were signs of immigration being a massive issues in the 1840s. It accelerated over the years, in particular during the Civil War and the early 1900s, with immigrants forming insular ethnic conclaves that refused to assimilate to wider American culture.
If we don't get immigration reform in the next couple of years, that won't 'mean that the effort can't come back. It takes a lot of time and a lot of destruction to get the populace and, more importantly, the elected officials on board with cutting immigration down to effectively nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:29 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 02:26 PM (RORbl)
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There is no provision in the law concerning immigration to put this before a judge. That's what the SCOTUS have been telling these judges that think they have something to say. The courts have no role.
It is the executive role to handle illegal immigration and border incursion.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:29 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 02:29 PM (2ocoG)
Let's start with Entirely for say...20 years.
After that, we can consider making some adjustments.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 02:30 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 02:30 PM (VyBeY)
They don't want free people. They want slaves to the grind.
*I asked for it.
https://youtu.be/C3nycoZ-zzw
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 02:30 PM (QX6xo)
It is the executive role to handle illegal immigration and border incursion.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:29 PM (Fi81e)
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I'm pretty sure that one of the amending acts to the Judicial Acts actually makes it explicit that Article III judges below SCOTUS have no say on immigration matters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:30 PM (jp7Y/)
This is about us, isn't it.
Posted by: The Methodists at October 27, 2026 02:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2026 02:31 PM (iOpI2)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 02:29 PM (2ocoG)
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See my comment above. I think this guy was mostly scamming the illegals looking to scam immigration.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
Having issued a lot of certificates signed with sooper-'leet codes like "4" and "237", they've had to revoke these. Which of these certs? They're not going to tell you!
That's right, they've blocked the "curl" command (a console quick-n'-dirty URL-get command) from hitting up the revocation list.
x.com undurniz/status/2115083365875618127
Seems that there are ways around this however. Most likely unintentional, because eMudhra.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 02:31 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Piper at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
I'm not sure Kale-vania will be able to make a go of it Piper.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 02:31 PM (uhVAy)
Havana's Own Princess Piper's Foot Guard's uniforms would be fabulous. Plus the Men would be yoga-flexible and lethal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 02:32 PM (u82oZ)
16h
Europe is giving asylum and welfare to people who admit they killed a woman at sea on the way over there for being a "witch." Just think about this for a second.
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Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)
This has to cost the police and court systems quite a bit of time and money, no?
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2026 02:32 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 02:32 PM (Ia/+0)
That's just putting a pickle and a tomato slice on it.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 02:26 PM (Qugny)
Don't forget the 'kraut......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 02:32 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (WY+aP)
Man that slope was slippery. But it’s not just Muslims with this crazy.
Posted by: Piper at October 27, 2026 02:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
I really liked Donovan. The Beatles did as well. He was their hippie flower child prototype.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 27, 2026 02:19 PM (Wp1X1)
I read a story a few years ago, that Lennon really wanted to learn this peculiar way that Donovan played the guitar for some song he was working on.
Apparently, Lennon had a terrible time learning it, even though they practiced a lot.
Anyway, at some point, McCartney wandered over, took a look at how Donovan was playing and picked it up instantly.
Then, went off to write a song using it. IIRC, that song was "Blackbird".
Musical genius versus musically competent, I guess.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 02:32 PM (YSUhf)
Islamic United Kingdom Reluctantly Charges Two Iranian Agents for RAF Fairford Terror Plot
When doctors and engineers go wrong.
Two men have been charged with serious security offenses in Britain after being arrested in connection with the incident last month near RAF Fairford, the air base in England that had been used by the U.S. military to launch strikes on Iran, the U.K. Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said Tuesday. Mohmed Abdulkarim, 24, and Nouman Essghir, 24, both British nationals and London residents, were charged under the 2023 National Security Act.And Maryland Men. Don't forget Maryland Men. I point out again that the media announces that foreign terrorists are Akshually Citizens of the Nations They Plot Against as if that's some Take That, Racists vindication, when in fact what it suggests is that foreign nationals from terror-supporting countries waging generational warfare against the West never shed their loyalties to their true homelands and will always work for the destruction of the enemy nations they embed themselves in.
Abdulkarim was charged with "assisting a foreign intelligence service" in September and "engaging in conduct that was likely to materially assist a foreign intelligence service in carrying out U.K.-related activities." The CPS said Essghir was charged with a national security offense after he "approached or was in the vicinity of a prohibited place and his conduct was for a purpose that he knew, or having regards to other matters known to him ought reasonably to have known, was prejudicial to the safety or interests of the United Kingdom." ... Abdulkarim was arrested by Counter Terror Police under the National Security Act last week, along with another 25-year-old man -- a British-Iranian dual national who was released on bail pending further investigation. ... Police said Tuesday that six men remain free on bail in relation to the incident, four of whom were arrested on Sept. 27 -- all U.K. nationals and London residents in their 20s -- and two others who were detained subsequently, including the 25-year-old dual U.K.-Iranian national who was detained on Oct. 1.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: anachronda at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: anachronda at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (oY6Yp)
I guess that's why the yoo kay is telling their subjects to stock up on canned goods.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:17 PM (jb8Ss)
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Are you suggesting that a government document can't tell the truth about someone's allegiances?
What are you? Some kind of Nazi?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 01:17 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 01:18 PM (qx7Zg)
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No crazier than blaming Republicans for slavery, Jim Crow and the KKK.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 01:18 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 01:18 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 01:18 PM (u82oZ)
Ace speaks much truth in that single sentence …
Posted by: Dr_No at October 27, 2026 01:18 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (iOpI2)
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (78mYQ)
That sounds like treason.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (UClSS)
Posted by: Mohmed Abdulkarim and Nouman Essghir at October 27, 2026 01:20 PM (jb8Ss)
That sounds like treason.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (UClSS)
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"The only treason against the crown is waving the British flag."
-Parliament
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 01:20 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 27, 2026 01:20 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:21 PM (QX6xo)
Abdulkarim was charged with "assisting a foreign intelligence service" in September and "engaging in conduct that was likely to materially assist a foreign intelligence service in carrying out U.K.-related activities."
The CPS said Essghir was charged with a national security offense after he "approached or was in the vicinity of a prohibited place and his conduct was for a purpose that he knew, or having regards to other matters known to him ought reasonably to have known, was prejudicial to the safety or interests of the United Kingdom."
Diversity is our strength.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:21 PM (QX6xo)
First the traitors, then the invaders? Needs to be in that order for it to happen.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 01:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:22 PM (jb8Ss)
Relax. Harry is preparing the coup; after that there won't be any problems.
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:22 PM (8Uo7a)
No red head, no care.
Posted by: man
Get a Testarossa and you can pick up all the redheads you want.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 01:17 PM (UClSS)
___________
"Hey big boy, wanna go for a ride?"
-- Trigglypuff
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
And yeah. Doctors and the Muslim Brotherhood. That's a thing.
Just saying
Posted by: blaster at October 27, 2026 01:23 PM (AKrDq)
Ace speaks much truth in that single sentence …
Posted by: Dr_No at October 27, 2026 01:18 PM (ayRl+)
They are here to subjugate, not integrate. Always has been. Only recently have they felt comfortable enough to say the quiet parts out loud.
Kick them all out. And take tgeir prayer rugs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 27, 2026 01:23 PM (dK+Kv)
Relax. Harry is preparing the coup; after that there won't be any problems.
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Y8DZL)
Sparkle's hairdresser isn't going to do shit.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:23 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 01:24 PM (u82oZ)
Ohhhh. Not just security offenses, but "serious" ones?
What does that lead to?
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:24 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 27, 2026 01:24 PM (dK+Kv)
This is how you say.....misunderstanding?
Posted by: iranian britain maryland men at October 27, 2026 01:24 PM (OkYzo)
Oh, that's No Big Deal. I thought Ace meant they did something serious, like complain on Facebook about the Islam invasion, or about Muslim rapes and murders.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2026 01:24 PM (vbXSk)
@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales
People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines
Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2026 01:25 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 27, 2026 01:25 PM (GMWTj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2026 01:25 PM (nEUC6)
"Do not refer to the grooming gangs" act.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 01:25 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 01:24 PM (u82oZ)
Roll 'em up in their prayer rugs, deep fry 'em, and sell 'em as taquitos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:26 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 01:26 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2026 01:25 PM (nEUC6)
Time to start decorating the lamp posts.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 27, 2026 01:26 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 01:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:26 PM (8Uo7a)
What are the price of eggs in England?
Posted by: El-Sayed, egg price checker at October 27, 2026 01:26 PM (OkYzo)
Let that sink in.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 27, 2026 01:26 PM (TKiRY)
I feel gaslit enough for a lifetime, already.
A lack of full control has been no guard against the massive amount of gaslighting that goes on in every country daily.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:26 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:27 PM (pfXMo)
@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales
People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines
Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2026 01:25 PM (nEUC6)
Ok, now I can see a use for a flying car. Use it to drop shitloads of Hurty Words leaflets all over the former UK.
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:27 PM (jb8Ss)
Let that sink in.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 27, 2026 01:26 PM (TKiRY)
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This is grabbing our last few boxes of stuff out of an ex's house after the breakup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 01:27 PM (jp7Y/)
Bake with cheese for enchiladas...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:28 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:27 PM (jb8Ss)
"Islam is incompatible with the West."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 27, 2026 01:28 PM (dK+Kv)
The Brits have had this "Five a Day" campaign about their servings of fruits and vegetables, forever. They all know it. I guess it's as common knowledge as, like, "I'm lovin it".
So... I think the campaign is priming them for the REAL five a day (Mecca), which... is not as good for you.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 01:28 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 01:28 PM (h7zKj)
That tells you where the UK Gov't's priorities are.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at October 27, 2026 01:29 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST!
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 01:29 PM (Y8DZL)
This is grabbing our last few boxes of stuff out of an ex's house after the breakup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The nukes in the UK are ours. Time to move them to Greenland.
Posted by: Cosda at October 27, 2026 01:29 PM (jKdzg)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 01:29 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:29 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: El-Sayed, egg price checker
No beef because of the Hindis, no pork because of the Muslims, eggs, chicken, and mutton are their only protein sources left.
Posted by: Maybe A Herring, Now And Again at October 27, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2026 01:30 PM (5yDGQ)
Relax. Harry is preparing the coup; after that there won't be any problems.
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Y8DZL)
I mean if he went all Viking regicide with heads mounted on spikes on the walls of the Tower of London, I'd pop some popcorn.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 27, 2026 01:30 PM (r7+Q7)
I'm sure they will have stellar legal representation.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 27, 2026 01:30 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:27 PM (jb8Ss)
Under a radical new GOP plan "If you like your penis, you can keep your penis! And if you like your vagina, you can keep your vagina!"
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 01:30 PM (Sco7b)
In the US you'd get maximum head explosions with "Islam is right about women", but the YooKay seems to have actually accepted that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 01:31 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Maybe A Herring, Now And Again at October 27, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
More than just a protein source!
Posted by: Got with chafed asshole at October 27, 2026 01:31 PM (hg8Lt)
Mohammed bin Mohammed
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:29 PM (8Uo7a)
Is that why they consider dogs impure? Unlike sheep, the dogs bite?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 01:31 PM (qx7Zg)
It was supposed to make a point about ONSE going by a non-legal alias by showing people who had their names legally changed, or at least publicized a pseudonym.
I'm pretty sure that Stephen King knows better than to do government business as "Richard Bachman", though.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:32 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 01:32 PM (aJQbY)
Aren't they in Georgia?
/ as in peanut
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:32 PM (pfXMo)
TJM is never going to date you, fag.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:32 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Onslow On The Dole at October 27, 2026 01:32 PM (EdP2u)
The UK failed in ensuring basic security for an ally's military asset. They have been demoted to a status of trust equal to the Afghan Army.
Posted by: Minuteman at October 27, 2026 01:33 PM (47/pr)
Is that why they consider dogs impure? Unlike sheep, the dogs bite?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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The dogs bark warning and defend the sheep.
Posted by: Cosda at October 27, 2026 01:33 PM (8cA5w)
·
47s
>>BREAKING:
>>The latest reports say that Flávio Bolsonaro entered has Paraguay from Brazil and not Argentina as earlier reported.
>>The reports are that Flávio is in Asunción and is expected to leave for the U.S. soon
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m)
Under a radical new GOP plan "If you like your penis, you can keep your penis! And if you like your vagina, you can keep your vagina!"
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 01:30 PM (Sco7b)
Don't you mean "Staff of Decadence" and "Front Hole", bigot?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2026 01:34 PM (oPFtC)
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In the US you'd get maximum head explosions with "Islam is right about women", but the YooKay seems to have actually accepted that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 01:31 PM (2ocoG)
"It's ok to be British."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:34 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:34 PM (8Uo7a)
Huh.
/Reginald Dwight
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:34 PM (pfXMo)
From Morocco to Indonesia, the muslims have to be in awe of this shit.
The Brits are being bigger assholes than the Iranian mullahs.
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 01:34 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 01:35 PM (1rmAm)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:34 PM (8Uo7a
Not where I am... Maybe by Christmas
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 01:35 PM (+gK6I)
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales
People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines
Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop
The King is a Fink!
Posted by: Stu Podaso (Channeling The Wizard of Id) at October 27, 2026 01:35 PM (22AVD)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:36 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (iOpI2)
Little Known Fact - Haiti quietly canceled its space program many years ago, after every Haitian rocket scientist suddenly went on vacation to the USA, sailing on a fleet of log rafts. For unknown reasons, none ever returned to Haiti. It is rumored some have recently been returned to Haiti by the US. Every one physically fought to not leave the US, screaming they should remain because each was on the verge of perfecting an antimatter rocket engine.
Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2026 01:36 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 01:36 PM (aJQbY)
Make sure you don’t go to vote alone.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 27, 2026 01:37 PM (TKiRY)
People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines
Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Meghan Markle is a gold digger.... Wait... They don't like her..... APPROVED SPEECH
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 01:37 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m)
Good to see he made it out of Brazil. It's certain that Lula would have had him murdered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:37 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 27, 2026 01:37 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: anachronda
Please feel free to quote lyrics from a song anyway😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 01:38 PM (1rmAm)
@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales
People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines
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This embodies the fundamental fraud of these 'protective' rules: No objective observable standard of behavior, only the subjective reporting of a supposed induced hurt feeling.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 27, 2026 01:38 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2026 01:38 PM (aKiSo)
**************
Don't Be Silly, Dear, They Come That Way - a limerick
When it comes to connecting the dots
Of nefarious terrorist plots
In Islamic apparel
They still remain feral
Like a leopard, they never change their spots
Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 01:38 PM (Ns+8q)
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Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 01:38 PM (y49sE)
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Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 01:38 PM (y49sE)
"It's ok to be white."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:39 PM (jb8Ss)
They will use "AI" to enforce the standard like they once used "the algorithm".
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 01:40 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:37 PM (hg8Lt)
It's certain that he should have. Now his nemesis gets to go build his counter revolution in the US and return with great wrath and furious anger and hopefully a shitload of guns.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2026 01:40 PM (aKiSo)
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47s
>>BREAKING:
>>The latest reports say that Flávio Bolsonaro entered has Paraguay from Brazil and not Argentina as earlier reported.
>>The reports are that Flávio is in Asunción and is expected to leave for the U.S. soon
Posted by: JackStraw
When some tranny Brazilian government official threatens to pull your passport and toss you in prison for daring to run against the commie dictator. It's wise to get out of Dodge.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 27, 2026 01:41 PM (22AVD)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 27, 2026 01:41 PM (22AVD)
I imagine if Kamala had won they would have marched Trump to prison too...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 01:42 PM (+gK6I)
Also The Left: Of course it's racist to claim a Muslim's loyalty would be to anything other than the dirt he's currently standing on!
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 01:43 PM (VHUov)
WATCH — Texas ISD Names Elementary School After 76-Year-Old Retired Custodian: ‘They’ve Been Good to Me’
https://tinyurl.com/4ytn3b5m
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 01:43 PM (qx7Zg)
People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines
Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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This just illustrates the innate fascist character that European governments have long had.
Fascism is a model cooperation with the government, and it's aspirations. Because it requires government self-control, it's only uncoercive as long as it extends toleration. Europeans have enjoyed non-coercive fascist form of government. It's just that now it wants to make the decision of coercion and punishment.
There have never been a barrier it had to cross. It just had to make the decision to clamp down on disagreement.
The DSA would bring that form of government to America. Of course, they are going to promise goodies.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)
Lot easier to run a lawfare campaign in Brazil than here.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 01:43 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Step 1. Use a bunch of VPNs w/ IPs throughout the UK.
S2. Generate thousands of fake social media accounts.
S3. Post 10ks of hurty posts. "I live at 22 Bricklebury Lane, in Overuponshire . Come get me, coppers~!"
S4. Laugh heartily.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2026 01:43 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 01:44 PM (uhVAy)
Also The Left: Of course it's racist to claim a Muslim's loyalty would be to anything other than the dirt he's currently standing on!
mikeski
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Also Also The Left: Most Catholics are pro-abortion!
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 01:44 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: It's me donna
Cattle cars for the rest of us.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 27, 2026 01:45 PM (22AVD)
I suppose it's going to cost us a lot of blood and tears before we acknowledge what seems to be the simple fact that muslims by virtue of their religion are totally unfit to participate in an open Western society.
Deport, denaturalize, send them back.
They clearly want to live in a muslim society so they should.
We don't need them killing people and destroying our society here, when a simple boat-trip gives them what they want.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 01:45 PM (YSUhf)
They still intend to do that after winning the midterms.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG)
Ephesians 6:10-12
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 01:46 PM (o2432)
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)
And there is no daylight between the DNC and DSA.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 01:46 PM (y49sE)
I would have volunteered as part of the team to break him out of prison.
Fortunately, the good guys won. GOPe exempt from that designation.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 01:46 PM (u82oZ)
I suppose it's going to cost us a lot of blood and tears before we acknowledge what seems to be the simple fact that muslims by virtue of their religion are totally unfit to participate in an open Western society.
Deport, denaturalize, send them back.
They clearly want to live in a muslim society so they should.
We don't need them killing people and destroying our society here, when a simple boat-trip gives them what they want.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 01:45 PM (YSUhf)
Send them to Antarctica. With their many contributions to SCIENCE! and Engineering they should have a temperate climate and booming economy in no time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:47 PM (jb8Ss)
One of my favorite passages in the New Testament. One of the few I can quote.
Thank you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 01:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 27, 2026 01:45 PM (22AVD)
I think I'm honestly more scared of a world where they're turning off our power and our internet and canceling our state mandated insurance policies, than the world they want now of flat out street violence.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2026 01:47 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:48 PM (8Uo7a)
The Rainbow United Methodists are on the verge of making sodomy a sacrament, so...
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 01:48 PM (Y8DZL)
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I told em what they needed to do and what would happen if they didn't do it.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at October 27, 2026 01:49 PM (anL5R)
The UK failed in ensuring basic security for an ally's military asset. They have been demoted to a status of trust equal to the Afghan Army.
Posted by: Minuteman at October 27, 2026 01:33 PM (47/pr)
The insufferable US-hating Brits on another blog were posting smug comments about Trump and Hegseth cowardly bringing their precious bomber toys home Even though their toys were perfectly protected by a farmer alerting local police about some boys possibly stealing diesel. They were simply boys out for a drive and were quickly released by the British authorities! No threat at all to your toys, Cowardly Hegseth!
Insufferable. I haven't gone to that blog since the recent arrests were announced. I expect those Brits are mum on this topic, now.
Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2026 01:49 PM (5rh/l)
What a touching story and video about a woman who loves God and others. Thanks for sharing it!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 01:50 PM (1rmAm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 01:50 PM (QGJ7D)
Except that Catholic Church doctrine is explicitly against abortion and pro life.
So if you believe in abortion and claim to be a Catholic, you are lying. At best you’re an apostate, since claiming to be a Catholic means you abide by church doctrine. All of it. Not just parts.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 01:51 PM (o2432)
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 01:48 PM (Y8DZL)
RUM, sodomy, and the lash?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2026 01:51 PM (aKiSo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:51 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 01:51 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:51 PM (jb8Ss)
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"Putin made us import 1/10 of Syria! He tricked us!"
-the EU, by this point
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 01:52 PM (jp7Y/)
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fascism is an innate part of village life.
see for comedic example Hot Fuzz
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at October 27, 2026 01:52 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 01:47 PM (u82oZ)
You are sincerely welcome. Ephesians 6 the whole thing is rather instructive and inspiring.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 01:52 PM (o2432)
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fascism is an innate part of village life.
see for comedic example Hot Fuzz
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at October 27, 2026 01:52 PM (anL5R)
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It was just for the greater good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 01:52 PM (jp7Y/)
"I say, she has an upmost delectable posterior! The experience of a good shag with such a 'money maker' as the yanks would say would let a man pass to the next life in peace and fulfillment."
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 27, 2026 01:53 PM (SUQyq)
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We can't even come to terms with the failure that "sexual equality" has been. When it's all about establishing female prominence through law, based on the idea that the existing order is some "patriarchy" which keeps males in charge.
The law can't know everything that happened exactly. Including to mete out punishments. So the consistency of an account is how it ascertains a probability of happening.
The law-backed female tendency to say "We should be allowed our irrationality" is saying "Ignore the parts of my case that don't makes sense, and punish the other party".
Thus, if the "days of irrationality" case for Lucy Craig gains any traction in a forum of law, it says that the standard of proof is not "preponderance of evidence" it's evidence + excuses which might be the case outside what a court traditionally considers evidentiary.
When this case fails, as it should, it will witness to "The Patriarchy" for people who already have their bias.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:54 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 01:54 PM (u82oZ)
Texas early vote in person is now at R+6.4 by modeled party when not using the ramblings of a transgender fired GOP "data person" who can't analyze things at all.
This is actually a shift RIGHT from the EV in 2024
-- proviso it's not yet time to be pulling out the kneepads, gentlemen
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 01:54 PM (88C+u)
They probably wouldn't do more than grumble about the speech codes. If they could.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 01:55 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 01:55 PM (o2432)
Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2026 01:55 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: Near-Zombie Basil Fawltey at October 27, 2026 01:55 PM (S8rxz)
Don't let's be beastly to the Muslims,
Now their victory is nearly won.
Let us treat them very kindly,
As we would a valued friend.
We might them out some bishops,
As a form of lease and lend.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (QGJ7D)
Definitely not. But it might be ok to take off the hair shirts.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (viF8m)
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"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Posted by: Peasant at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (SUQyq)
So the B-1Bs are gone for the foreseeable future?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (viF8m)
Okay.. I'll put down the matches for now...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 01:57 PM (+gK6I)
Use it to drop shitloads of Hurty Words leaflets all over the former UK.
'Tis then when the Hurty Wordy Men came swinging clubs of love
Then when the Hurty Wordy Men came swinging clubs of love
[Chorus]
"Hurty wordy (Aaah), hurty wordy, hurty wordy, wordy", they sang
"Hurty wordy, hurty wordy, hurty wordy, wordy", they sang
"Hurty wordy, hurty wordy, hurty wordy, wordy", they sang
"Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy", he sang
"Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy", he sang
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2026 01:57 PM (ixS3i)
Combine this with the self-disarmament that has left the UK as a relatively weak power even within NATO ..... wow.
Yet to my persistent amazement many of the Least Clueless* Beltway types continue to dream that it's 1977 or something, that a well-armed somewhat serious UK is a key ally against an armed-to-the-teeth intermittenly aggressive Russia. When neither part of that situation exists any more.
* they're not stupid, and they're not as ridiculously dumb and clueless as, by this point, all of their counterparts on the "left" or establishment side, but they simply live in a make-believe world when it comes to NATO and Russia
Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2026 01:57 PM (U/Byj)
130 @TonerousHyus
Texas early vote in person is now at R+6.4 by modeled party when not using the ramblings of a transgender fired GOP "data person" who can't analyze things at all.
This is actually a shift RIGHT from the EV in 2024
-- proviso it's not yet time to be pulling out the kneepads, gentlemen
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 01:54 PM (88C+u)
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Polling has herded to all of these blow out by Democrats in Trump+10 races to be tied in the margin of error.
So, Dems are not relying on really bad readings of early voting in states that don't have partisan voter registration. So, they look at the partisan flags in the data in OH and TX and say, "There are more Ds than Rs voting" even though the partisan flag is just which party primary they last voted in. That's not a great measure of overall party makeup of the general election electorate.
Yes, early voting analysis can be bad. Democrats are really bad at it. A handful of rando accounts on the right have really, really good records with it, though. TonerousHyus is one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 01:57 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 01:57 PM (o2432)
Posted by: Case at October 27, 2026 01:57 PM (Dd7BU)
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 01:58 PM (anL5R)
Astroturfing is all they have.
And Gaslighting.
And Dishonesty.
...and Troons.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 01:58 PM (Qugny)
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEra
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48m
Abdullahi Ahmed, a Somali-born Muslim who is now assistant superintendent of Portland Public Schools in Maine.
He proposes a policy to regulate dogs on school grounds because they’re "impure” according to Muslim culture.
Deport this cunt.
Posted by: beckster at October 27, 2026 01:58 PM (kX27y)
So the B-1Bs are gone for the foreseeable future?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)
From occupied England, most likely. No reason we couldn't have some in more trustworthy places like Poland for one.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:58 PM (jb8Ss)
Villages act with mob mentality.
Fascism just cloaks that with the legitimacy of government. And leverages the need for government for protection with the payment that it can check your decisions at any point it pleases.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:58 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)
In the UK, on friendly terms, I would say yes.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 01:59 PM (qx7Zg)
Under a radical new GOP plan "If you like your penis, you can keep your penis! And if you like your vagina, you can keep your vagina!"
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 01:30 PM (Sco7b)
Don't you mean "Staff of Decadence" and "Front Hole", bigot?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2026 01:34 PM (oPFtC)
Joke Punchline: "No, all I saw was an old veteran on two dufflebags"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 01:59 PM (l3cgK)
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A post under construction is a thing of great annoyance when you don't check to see what is in the bowl before you flush.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2026 01:59 PM (ixS3i)
Abdullahi Ahmed, a Somali-born Muslim who is now assistant superintendent of Portland Public Schools in Maine.
He proposes a policy to regulate dogs on school grounds because they’re "impure” according to Muslim culture.
They are certainly purer than you in my book...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)
So the B-1Bs are gone for the foreseeable future?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)
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Soon they may... visit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 02:00 PM (eRlcH)
On the other hand they reported on the superseding indictment on the two FBI agents that dropped last night that includes charges of obstructing and lying to Congress. Precious little reporting on it from our crackerjack media.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:01 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 02:01 PM (QGJ7D)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:01 PM (y49sE)
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Whatever happened to Blago?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:01 PM (jp7Y/)
On the other hand they reported on the superseding indictment on the two FBI agents that dropped last night that includes charges of obstructing and lying to Congress. Precious little reporting on it from our crackerjack media.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 02:00 PM (viF8m)
WAP--WhiteHouse Associate PressSecretary
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 02:01 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)
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Soon they may... visit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 02:00 PM (eRlcH)
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Yup. Not even slightly tongue-in-cheek.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 02:01 PM (RORbl)
And Gaslighting.
And Dishonesty.
...and Troons.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 01:58 PM (Qugny)
I’ve been through a bunch of serious quals in my life. All A type personalities. People who almost never lose. Just real pull out every last heartbeat you can mange type of events. The guys who pulled this talking shit tactic always lost. Always.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 02:02 PM (o2432)
All B-1s are back to bases in the US. With enough air-to air refuelings, they can get to Iran from the US. I expect them to go to Diego Garcia instead.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 02:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 02:02 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:02 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:01 PM (y49sE)
"Very Sad"--President Hilary
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 02:02 PM (l3cgK)
Hey, that's our move!
/California
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 02:02 PM (pfXMo)
I can't understand people who would fear this and not vote. That's going to make me vote.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:01 PM (jp7Y/)
Who?
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:03 PM (y49sE)
He proposes a policy to regulate dogs on school grounds because they’re "impure” according to Muslim culture.
Wr'll keep the dogs and deport the impure, nay, "haram", Mooslims, thank you very much.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2026 02:03 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 02:02 PM (2ap+5)
I always see lots of franks on the 4th of July...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 02:03 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 27, 2026 02:03 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 02:03 PM (QGJ7D)
They should smoke those a holes. Nothing worse than corrupt federal agents. I see they walked off into nice cushy corporate jobs.
I hope they like prison food.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 02:03 PM (o2432)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 27, 2026 02:04 PM (Sbvmd)
Deport this cunt.
Posted by: beckster at October 27, 2026 01:58 PM (kX27y)
Growing up as a child in Canada in the 1950's, when there were about zero musloids in the entire country, there was a "no dogs on school grounds" policy. Because dogs shit on the ground, where kids might be playing. And dogs typically ran free in the streets, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 02:04 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 01:57 PM (o2432)
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Well, it would be unprecedented -- and wildly entertaining -- to hear a press sec'y bellow at some hack commie reporter, "Suck my ass, you faggot!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)
doesn't that turn your prayer rug into a testa?
Posted by: anachronda at October 27, 2026 02:04 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Anna Puma
If Melania was participating, it would be a Minaj a trois.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 27, 2026 02:04 PM (w9Wax)
United Kingdom of Islam
Islamic South Asian Kingdom of Europe
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 27, 2026 02:04 PM (Sbvmd)
Great White Caliphate
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 02:04 PM (l3cgK)
Have we no thorium mines? It's just work study for our new generation of H-1B Islamic engineers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 02:05 PM (u82oZ)
there it is.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 02:05 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:34 PM
"It is wrong to be French!"
- A. Bundy
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 02:05 PM (KRh8R)
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I wonder what Peter Strzok is up to these days.
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 02:05 PM (anL5R)
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I think I see the problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 02:05 PM (RIvkX)
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I wonder what Peter Strzok is up to these days.
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 02:05 PM (anL5R)
He Strzok out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (l3cgK)
It honestly defies belief.
I wonder if 75% or more of our poll trolls are former - or current - regulars with noses out of joint. Who else would stick around for so long without an axe they are grinding.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (o2432)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:01 PM (jp7Y/)
Bla-gone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (hg8Lt)
This is grabbing our last few boxes of stuff out of an ex's house after the breakup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The nukes in the UK are ours. Time to move them to Greenland.
Posted by: Cosda at October 27, 2026 01:29 PM (jKdzg)
Actually, the nukes themselves are British. It's the Trident missiles they're mounted on that are American. We "loaned" them the SLBMs for their submarine nuke force.
Of course, the Limeys probably had Lucas Electric build the triggering circuits for the warheads so when you turn the launch keys it probably causes the lights in the submarine's galley to flash, then the nuke detonates in the launch tube 10 minutes later.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)
Who?
Posted by: ...
Rod Blagojovitch, formerly imprisoned former governor of Illinois.
Freed in 2020, pardoned in 2025.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (y49sE)
>>@SimonLevyMx
·
1h
>>I can confirm that
@FlavioBolsonaro
is no longer in Brazil and is on his way to the United States.
>>A US protective operation is underway to ensure his safety.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:02 PM (y49sE)
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They're going after Musk. One of the offshoots, I think is to strip him of X.
Hoping that X goes to some lefty political hack that will go right back to censoring the "public square" again.
You may not be that interested in the elections, but the elections are interested in your life.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (Fi81e)
Groan.
With Melania, why go for TEMU corned beef hash when you have Wagu Beef at home. Stupid. And I'll bet Trump is not that stupid. At 80 years of age. It did take him a while.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 02:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:06 PM (y49sE)
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I don't think any troll gets paid to post here.
The tracking on this sight has got to be the kind of nightmare that an integration team would just vomit thinking about bringing into a tracking software for comments.
Disqus has an API. Minx 0.8 beta does not.
Our trolls do it for the love of the game and for rage. Mostly for rage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:07 PM (jp7Y/)
Our trolls do it for the love of the game and for rage. Mostly for rage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:07 PM (jp7Y/)
Or they're compensating for something...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 02:08 PM (+gK6I)
And hell, he's STILL here posting as a regular...
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:08 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:07 PM (jp7Y/)
It's part of the kink.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 02:09 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 02:09 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 02:09 PM (anL5R)
And hell, he's STILL here posting as a regular...
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:08 PM (y49sE)
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"The final polling aggregate of a curated selection of polling was 60% right in 2020, that means that the summer polls of 2024 are 100% correct."
Every fucking year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:09 PM (jp7Y/)
48m
Abdullahi Ahmed, a Somali-born Muslim who is now assistant superintendent of Portland Public Schools in Maine.
He proposes a policy to regulate dogs on school grounds because they’re "impure” according to Muslim culture.
Deport this cunt.
Posted by: beckster
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Keep him right there and encourage him to escalate. Moms cannot come to pick up their kids unless they're veiled. No pork in school lunches.
Give these idiots what they voted for.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 02:10 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 02:09 PM (anL5R)
I saw Rage Trolls front for Rats in an Cage at the Metroplex back in '03
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 02:10 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:07 PM (jp7Y/)
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I do my best to be enraging.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 02:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:07 PM (jp7Y/)
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I do my best to be enraging.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 02:10 PM (RIvkX)
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Anyone who asks more from you than just being yourself doesn't deserve you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:10 PM (jp7Y/)
He proposes a policy to regulate dogs on school grounds because they’re "impure” according to Muslim culture.
.......
I wonder when was the last time his wife took a bath.
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2026 02:10 PM (UjdFS)
Every fucking year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:09 PM (jp7Y/)
Except it was more like
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Swing States
Harris 52%
Trump 45%
It's over. Ha ha ha ha ha
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Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:11 PM (y49sE)
And hell, he's STILL here posting as a regular..
==
I wondered if Moo Moo didn't morph into Blago . . . and then Blago into . . .
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 02:11 PM (anL5R)
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Swing States
Harris 52%
Trump 45%
It's over. Ha ha ha ha ha
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Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:11 PM (y49sE)
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And then, "Well the final result was in the margin of error, so the polls were right."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:11 PM (jp7Y/)
He proposes a policy to regulate dogs on school grounds because they’re "impure” according to Muslim culture.
__________
How about this? A policy to regulate Muslims on school grounds because they're "dangerous infidels" according to Christian culture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 02:12 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)
The failure of security and letting the attackers go isn't the first failure of the Brits to be an ally. The inability and then refusal to join the Iran operation in any way and to even support the IGRC is telling. And before that Brit was hand in glove with the EU in blocking any progress to limit the Ukraine war or even end it when Trump came into office.
The latest international chess game seems aimed at containing Europe and the UK more than Russia or China, frankly.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 02:12 PM (uhVAy)
We'll see if I have the diligence to dig into further details (general laughter), but just the nominal 2nd round gainzzz by the commie elf in states like Santa Catarina and Parana (southern states that are different in almost every way from the rest of Brazil) are ridiculous on their face. Small conservative parties fail to make it past the 1st round - and their voters go to the commie elf and not Bolsonaro? Huh? In the most "right-wing" electorates in the country?
Awaiting US official position with great interest.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2026 02:12 PM (U/Byj)
It was roundly mocked in here including by me (from the gKWVE ip), a natural pessimist, because that poll was... how do I put it... a steaming pile of shit that only a retard could credit.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 02:12 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 02:13 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: smell my finger at October 27, 2026 02:13 PM (AeuCO)
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 02:11 PM (anL5
Blago was a different person entirely. Strange cat.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:13 PM (y49sE)
It was roundly mocked in here including by me (from the gKWVE ip), a natural pessimist, because that poll was... how do I put it... a steaming pile of shit that only a retard could credit.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 02:12 PM (88C+u)
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Selzer bombed her reputation so badly with that that she stopped polling altogether.
And it was fact and proof that Kamala was winning because Selzer was the gold standard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:14 PM (jp7Y/)
For real, I saw Donovan open for Foreigner in Saratoga around 1980.
An unfortunate pairing; he got booed off the stage.
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 02:14 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 02:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Dr_No at October 27, 2026 02:15 PM (ayRl+)
But she was holding on to the statutes regarding polls securing the votes, and as a watcher she had every right to stay until they removed the votes from the machine and sealed them. So, call the cops, and I'll read the law to them.
If the Bronx has to resort to fast-n-loose elections, just think how much fixing might be going on.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)
And it was fact and proof that Kamala was winning because Selzer was the gold standard.
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Polls are legalized fraud operations. Except, the people paying actually want to be defrauded. Its very odd.
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 02:15 PM (anL5R)
@FlavioBolsonaro
is no longer in Brazil and is on his way to the United States.
>>A US protective operation is underway to ensure his safety.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Wow. That's actual nail-biting international secret ops stuff to me. I wonder how much money he has.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 02:16 PM (mmrXZ)
Donovan really had/has a small window for his appeal. At the time he might have been more popular than Dylan. But, he had the same appeal that Tiny Tim did, apparently.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 02:16 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 02:15 PM (anL5R)
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It's about money. it's about convincing Los Angeles Democrats to write $20,000 checks to the DNC to win Texas even if the candidate will lose by 9.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:16 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 27, 2026 02:17 PM (Wp1X1)
The Horde is a harder target for trolls, for sure. Go to other platforms and discourse is troll ridden. They punch down. Not so here.
In a way, if we were not so high signal to noise, we would be left alone. But we can capture the core of a trend quickly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 02:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 02:17 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2026 01:57 PM (o2432)
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Well, it would be unprecedented -- and wildly entertaining -- to hear a press sec'y bellow at some hack commie reporter, "Suck my ass, you faggot!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)"
Oh, if only!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 02:17 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 02:17 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 02:17 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 02:18 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 27, 2026 02:17 PM (Wp1X1)
Maybe you're dead, and this is Hell.
Posted by: smell my finger at October 27, 2026 02:18 PM (AeuCO)
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Exactly. Its very odd. Its sort of a securities fraud. Two parties enter a transaction to induce a third party who isn't in on it to invest.
Posted by: Polls are for strippers at October 27, 2026 02:18 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 02:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)
They also said that the Dems are engaging in a typical fraud they normally do. They create "polling organizations" and then try to use their political clout to get these organizations compiled into statistics and quoted.
They said that is likely all we are seeing with El-Sayed, and Rogers probably wins in a walk.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:19 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 27, 2026 02:19 PM (Wp1X1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson
I don't like it when GOP "candidates" in some obvious rotten burough, gerrymandered with a 92% soyboy-and-karen population, beg donations from random boomers in email. Feels like a scam.
I don't see how long Democrats will put up with getting buttfucked by the same scam. "Oh, our dear Lilith O'Brienstein is totes going to run away with the governor's race in West Dakota!!"
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 02:20 PM (88C+u)
That was Page.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2026 02:20 PM (Qugny)
And it was fact and proof that Kamala was winning because Selzer was the gold standard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:14 PM (jp7Y/)
Probably that's cart before the horse. She was retiring, and decided to go out in a blaze of glory, even shocking the other rigged polls. It didn't swing the election, but she tried. Now we see a coherent pack of polls gaslighting the midterms worse than usual.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 02:20 PM (uhVAy)
is no longer in Brazil and is on his way to the United States.
>>A US protective operation is underway to ensure his safety.
Posted by: JackStraw"
that's freakin' awesome!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 02:21 PM (VyBeY)
Even if you're a democrat, you should vote against this collision of interests, just on principle.
... BUT TRUMP!!
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:21 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 02:21 PM (RIvkX)
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UNPOSSIBLE! El-Sayed will listen to your demonic screams while he humiliates you are the ballot box!!
Posted by: Moderate Muslim at October 27, 2026 02:21 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 02:21 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)
_________________________
Shouldn't that be 'Hot' before 'Nude' … ? Just axin' …
Posted by: Dr_No at October 27, 2026 02:22 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 02:14 PM (jp7Y/)
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AKA the guy who got presidential vibes from Avanatti.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:22 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)
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To some morons, this is a nood but not to most morons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 02:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 02:23 PM (h7zKj)
If the Bronx has to resort to fast-n-loose elections, just think how much fixing might be going on.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)
Has to? The Bronx is the Bronx because they do it every year but this time weren't left free to get away with it.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 02:23 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Dr_No at October 27, 2026 02:24 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 27, 2026 02:19 PM (Wp1X1)
I read a story a few years ago, that Lennon really wanted to learn this peculiar way that Donovan played the guitar for some song he was working on.
Apparently, Lennon had a terrible time learning it, even though they practiced a lot.
Anyway, at some point, McCartney wandered over, took a look at how Donovan was playing and picked it up instantly.
Then, went off to write a song using it. IIRC, that song was "Blackbird".
Musical genius versus musical competent, I guess.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 02:31 PM (YSUhf)
Surprise! Ilhan Nur Said Elmi's Latest Husband-of-Convenience Has a History of, Get This, Massive Serial Fraud and Shady Cash Infusions from Foreign Billionaires
I know you didn't see that coming.
Did I just blow your minds or what? Andrew Kerr at the Free Beacon:The article notes the huge sums taxpayers pay for this foreign pirate spy's upkeep, including $85,000 per year for housing. See the article for that. That proves that Ilhan Nur Said Elmi is lying about living hand-to-mouth, but I don't think it's news to you that this smelly brother-marrying grifter is lying. I want to focus on her "husband's" fraud and mysterious infusions of foreign cash.
Ilhan Omar Claims She's Struggling Financially. Taxpayers Paid Her Rent While Her Husband's Company Raked in Millions From Indian Billionaire.
Omar's husband's venture capital firm received a mysterious $11.25 million cash infusion from an Indian billionaire in 2024. Then his other businesses settled fraud allegations for millions of dollars.
As Rep. Ilhan Omar (D., Minn.) tells it, she and her husband, Tim Mynett, are on the precipice of financial ruin. The embattled lawmaker told MSNOW she lives a "basic" paycheck-to-paycheck lifestyle and struggles to pay rent on her two homes--in the same Wednesday interview during which, asked whether she was related in any way to her previous husband before Mynett, she responded, "Not to my knowledge." Omar also claimed no wrongdoing in revising her 2024 reported net worth from up to $30 million down to no more than $65,000 due to a dubious "accounting error." But Omar's financial situation is anything but basic. It includes enviable taxpayer-funded perks that she accepts as a member of Congress to cover her living expenses, millions of dollars that her campaign paid her husband's former consulting firm, and a mysterious $11.25 million cash infusion that her husband's venture capital company received from an Indian billionaire in 2024. Omar mentioned none of this on Wednesday when sympathetic MSNOW host Chris Hayes inquired about her financial situation. "I mean, it's, you know, working, working-class, I guess, like paycheck to paycheck still," Omar said. "You know, we've got four kids. And, you know, we live, I think, like a basic life. I have a Toyota Camry that's from 2016. It's our only car. I rent my D.C. place and my Minneapolis place. And so, I mean, I don't know if that sounds like, you know, not majority of Congress, but there's some of us that are, that don't come from wealth and don't have wealth."
Now we come to the many lawsuits her husband has collected, which allege defrauding investors.
Omar's campaign also paid her husband's consulting firm, E Street Group, nearly $3 million between 2018 and 2020, much of which landed directly in her husband's pocket after they married in 2020 (Omar reported Mynett received distributions of up to $2 million from his company when adding the figures she reported in her 2020 and 2021 financial disclosures). Omar's campaign payments to her husband's firm drew intense scrutiny, and Mynett shuttered the E Street Group in 2022.
Reading between the lines: Mynett needed money to pay off the people he'd defrauded so that this wouldn't become a bigger issue, so an Indian billionaire "invested" $11.25 million in his "companies." It's a payoff. It's a fix. To top it off: The "investment" was secured with "collateral" consisting of six of Hunter Biden's "watercolors." I can't back that up. Because I just made that up completely. That's what we in the trade call Corpo Media Fake News. But it wouldn't surprise you, would it?
From there, Mynett teamed up with former DNC adviser Will Hailer to launch a series of hamfisted business ventures, including a California winery, a South Dakota-based marijuana investment firm, and an international venture capital firm called Rose Lake Capital, all of which found themselves mired in lawsuits and allegations of fraud by 2024, the Washington Free Beacon reported. Mynett and Hailer's businesses resolved their debts and disputes by the end of 2024, shortly after Rose Lake Capital received a mysterious infusion of $11.25 million from an Indian billionaire.
Investors sued Mynett and Hailer's marijuana venture, Badlands, for $1.7 million alleging fraud after Hailer told them in writing he couldn't repay their funds because the Office of Foreign Assets Control (a Treasury Department agency that enforces sanctions against alleged international terrorists) had seized control of its accounts. Their winery, eStCru, stopped paying employees in 2023 and, by February 2024, had just $650 in its bank account as it owed another investor $780,000 to settle a separate fraud allegation. And then Mynett and Hailer struck gold with Byju Raveendran, the Indian billionaire owner of the now-bankrupt educational technology firm Byju. Hailer testified in those bankruptcy proceedings that Rose Lake Capital received two wires from Byju in June 2024, totaling $11.25 million, in connection with a failed deal to acquire the $1.2 billion leveraged loan at the center of the bankruptcy case. Hailer testified that the funds were routed to Rose Lake "from Dubai to Mauritius to the UK to the USA" and that, days later, Byju demanded the return of the funds. It's unclear whether Rose Lake Capital ever returned Byju's $11.25 million. By the end of 2024, Mynett and Hailer's winery and marijuana businesses settled their respective fraud lawsuits with cash settlements, and Rose Lake Capital distributed $213,000 to Mynett, according to records reviewed in April by the Wall Street Journal. One of their investors told the New York Post he was "shocked" Mynett and Hailer obtained the money to settle the lawsuit after claiming financial insolvency just months earlier. Rose Lake Capital's $11.25 million cash infusion in June 2024 may be the nexus of Omar's infamous $30 million accounting error in her 2024 financial disclosure. She first reported last year that her husband's stake in Rose Lake Capital was worth up to $25 million, and his winery was worth up to $5 million at the end of 2024. But in April, Omar filed an amended report revising her and her husband's 2024 net worth down to no more than $65,000 and that his companies were worthless on paper. Her office told the Free Beacon that Mynett's accountant made the elementary accounting error of failing to account for business liabilities when calculating their worth.So how did he extract over $200,000 from a worthless, bankrupted company? And this is interesting: Yesterday I posted an anti-Israel, pro-Hamas ad that claimed that eggs cost so much because we give Israel aid. No mention on the huge amounts of aid we give to, say, Egypt or any other Muslim country.
Abdul El-Sayed blames Israel for the price of your eggs and bananas, even though he knows that higher grocery prices are only due to supply, energy and inflation factors.
Shame on anyone voting for a candidate who uses Antisemitic talking points to win an election. https://t.co/pk5lQweZAf— Joel M. Petlin (@Joelmpetlin) October 25, 2026
Cenk Uygur, the uncle of anti-American streamer and Abdul El-Sayed campaign surrogate Hasan Piker, is behind an ad supporting El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate race that blames Israel for high grocery prices in the United States and accuses El-Sayed's Republican opponent, Mike Rogers, of dual loyalties. One Jewish leader denounced the spot as a "case study in antisemitism." Rebellion PAC, an outside group that says it's "united in the fight against a rigged system," released the 90-second ad this weekend in collaboration with Uygur's media company The Young Turks. It depicts a couple in a grocery store linking the price of eggs and bananas in the United States to Israel and the war on Iran. "We have to set that $7 aside for killing Palestinians," the woman says as her husband picks up a carton of eggs. The ad closes with photos of Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and other leaders of the Jewish state as a narrator says, "Mike Rogers is for they/them, Abdul El-Sayed is for you," mimicking an ad Republicans ran against Kamala Harris in 2024 that highlighted her support for taxpayer-funded transgender surgeries. The ad also notes that Israel has a universal health care system. "We're paying for that, too, probably," the woman featured in the ad says without any basis in fact. Israel levies a progressive health insurance tax on citizens. The system is also covered by general government tax revenues.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)It really doesn't mean a thing.
It doesn't matter if you like my song.
As long as you can hear me sing.
Because I'm the thorn in every little girl's rose.
You know I cut but never bleed.
A shadow in the night, pure delight,
I can satisfy your every need.
I'm a real smooth dancer, I'm fantasy man.
Master of illusion, magic touch in my hand.
All the stages are empty when I steal the scenes.
A beggar of love, second hand hero,
King of Dreams
AND KING OF FIRSTS!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
Are you saying america's sweetheart is a third world child of a warlord and only lives for the grift and soaking up as much money, power and influence- fair or foul- as she can?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:10 PM (Y/06r)
maayyybeeee
Posted by: ace bein' cute and coy about a grifter at October 27, 2026 12:10 PM (1wjle)
In your vainglorious pursuit of first, you are essentially jacking off in an empty room.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:11 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Cling-on Fanboy at October 27, 2026 12:11 PM (EdP2u)
I know I make errors of 500x on my income all the time. The IRS is very understanding. Or they would be, if they weren't run by the Jooos, those lousy egg-stealers.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Shabbos Goy at October 27, 2026 12:12 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (RORbl)
Bill Clinton's marriage to Hildebeast is more authentic.
Posted by: Minuteman at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (47/pr)
where else would one jack off?
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (vJrRc)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
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"Is there another man present?"
-DH Lawrence
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (jp7Y/)
Did I just blow your minds or what?
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These headlines really need to come with a "fainting couch warning."
Now I gotta go lie down...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Leupold at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (eIzlH)
where else would one jack off?
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
*cough*
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
Why she's just like everyone else!
:/
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (vJrRc)
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A home in Minnesota and a home in DC, both rented, seems kind of lowbrow for a congresscritter, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (jp7Y/)
Why she's just like everyone else!
The poor impoverished immigrant woman!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders, livin' large and musing about rape at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
*snort*
Wait, egg stealers? I thought that was the Gypsies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (TN0g+)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Aaaaaaannnnd...Ace hijacks his own thread.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)
I have to imagine the IRS is involved in this as well
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (msMYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (dpXJq)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (1wjle)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
Top of Everest.
Sir Edmund Hillary just got up there and cranked one out, shouting 'First!'
The sherpa thought it gauche.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
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Democrats.
The answer is Democrats.
Even the worst Republicans don't have terrible enough policies to artificially jack up egg prices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
Odd, dirt cheap here too. Beef is another story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (Y/06r)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Hollywood used to make a couple of movies a year about horny teenaged boys coming up with some crazy plan to sneak into the girls locker room.
Then a few years ago the argument became, "boys sneaking in to peek at naked girls? Why would you ever think they'd do that if we told them they just had to claim to be a girl first?!?"
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
According to the democrats it's cuz of the Jews.
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (dpXJq)
This is how you know that the people making these ads don't buy their own groceries.
Eggs haven't been that expensive in months.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (vJrRc)
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all
They say I'm crazy, but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far
Posted by: Rock Star Ilhan Nur Said Elmi at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (1wjle)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Aaaaaaannnnd...Ace hijacks his own thread.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)
One might say he 'ThreadJACKed.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:18 PM (cM430)
This is how you know that the people making these ads don't buy their own groceries.
Eggs haven't been that expensive in months.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (vJrRc)
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And bananas are cheap.
If Cenk Unger wasn't taking direct credit for the ad, I'd imagine it being a false flag from some smart Republicans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:18 PM (jp7Y/)
The "stars" were an unattractive, odd-looking nebbish couple with the husband being a wooden dolt needing wise lecturing from his girlboss wife.
The narrative made almost no sense, with the unnecessary complication of the "fund" they were saving. The point it was trying to make was muddled and totally asinine. Aid to Israel is funded by egg and banana sales?
The ad also looked cheap and unprofessional. It made me want to send more aid to Israel to starve these two odious malcontents. No eggs for you!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Drawn By Mules at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (EdP2u)
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I've been reliably informed by Somalis that bananas are only grown in Somalia.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (FZ29D)
The "stars" were an unattractive, odd-looking nebbish couple with the husband being a wooden dolt needing wise lecturing from his girlboss wife.
The narrative made almost no sense, with the unnecessary complication of the "fund" they were saving. The point it was trying to make was muddled and totally asinine. Aid to Israel is funded by egg and banana sales?
The ad also looked cheap and unprofessional. It made me want to send more aid to Israel to starve these two odious malcontents. No eggs for you!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)
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Cenk Unger has taken full credit for funding the ad. It's an earnest attempt by a far leftist to appeal to the middle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (dpXJq)
What I cannot understand is why would anyone pay her off? Or Ayanna Pressley? Why has that hairless pooch gone from welfare to owning a Martha's Vineyard vacation home in just a couple of Congressional terms? WTaF?!?!
Cui bono?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (gz69C)
Posted by: Drawn By Mules at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (EdP2u)
I bet she has a Hilux. *mutters*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (l3cgK)
The Jews control the banking system, no wait, the Jews control Hollywood, no wait the Jews control the education system, no wait the Jews control ... banana prices
These people are pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Dave at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (sbsMc)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (cM430)
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Yeah, that's probably it and Ace is too!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (ndZc7)
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They could just keep a glass jar sitting next to the register for contributions...
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (TN0g+)
He's...not good at this. Perhaps he should stick to what he does well. I'm assuming there is something he does well.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
First, all our eggs!
Then, all our $1.50 a bunch bananas!!!!
And now the JOOOOOOOOOOZ are stealing our kumquat!!!!11111
*Shakes fist at sky!!!!*
This shall not stand!!!
I'm voting for the America-hating jihadist!!!!
...
...
...oh...yeah, I already voted straight R.
...
Nevermind.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (YSUhf)
Posted by: ballistic at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (dpXJq)
I could make some good money with a pork and beef ribs place in India...well, not by selling the meat, but by collecting the insurance.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (cM430)
LOL. Capri-Sun.
Give me good, honest Kool-Aid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (Y/06r)
He's...not good at this. Perhaps he should stick to what he does well. I'm assuming there is something he does well.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
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Eat? Bro is a chungus ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)
He's...not good at this. Perhaps he should stick to what he does well. I'm assuming there is something he does well.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
At least he managed to leave out the horse porn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (Y/06r)
The Jews control the banking system, no wait, the Jews control Hollywood, no wait the Jews control the education system, no wait the Jews control ... banana prices
These people are pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (h7zKj)
I thought it was the weather using space lasers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (MWfyi)
He's...not good at this. Perhaps he should stick to what he does well. I'm assuming there is something he does well.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
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I believe he's considered one of the populist thought leaders of the far left in America.
Feels more like a retarded grifter to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)
The space lasers use the weather?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)
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They could just keep a glass jar sitting next to the register for contributions...
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (TN0g+)
______
That's a jar I might consider donating to ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
How much of America's wealth has been consumed to protect us against terrorism from Chunk Uggo's cousins?
Not just the massive expenditures in Security Theater, but the huge wastes of the one resource that can never been replenished -- time?
Not to mention the actual deaths inflicted.
Just curious. Just wonderin' out loud.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (MWfyi)
(strums guitar)
Give me weed, non-whites, and wine, and I be chillin'...
Posted by: Tim Mynett at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Universal A-Peel at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)
The space lasers use the weather?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)
Them Jews are smart AND sneaky...
/sarc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (l3cgK)
How much of America's wealth has been consumed to protect us against terrorism from Chunk Uggo's cousins?
Not just the massive expenditures in Security Theater, but the huge wastes of the one resource that can never been replenished -- time?
Not to mention the actual deaths inflicted.
Just curious. Just wonderin' out loud.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)
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We don't spend one dollar on helping poor people eat, ace.
It's just a wild wild west desolation out there for poor people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (cM430)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (h7zKj)
Or they just, ya know, lie.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (9TspW)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 27, 2026 12:25 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)
It's a tough grift.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:25 PM (Y/06r)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
*cough*
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM
I'm right here you know.
Posted by: The Ficus at October 27, 2026 12:25 PM (KRh8R)
You see it as a miracle. I see it as exploitation, man. You come over here and hoist these f***ing bananas. And where the hell is OSHA?
Work all night 'til the morning come
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Stack banana 'til the morning come
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and he wanna go home
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and he wanna go home
A beautiful bunch of ripe bananas
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Minuteman at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (47/pr)
Wasn't he the guy who first broke the sound barrier?
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (9TspW)
I am offended on behalf of General Chuck Yeager.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:28 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:28 PM (n5tGW)
Evidently she doesn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)
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That reminds me - time to spool up "Beetle Juice."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR)
Only difference between fascists and commies is that fascists still keep and use the capitalists (which are highly regulated) and that fascists are nationalists (though in reality commies are too). Everything else is the same.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (cM430)
We all know who else was obsessed by bananas, don't we.
youtu.be/wCkerYMffMo
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (gz69C)
Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
This is clearly defamatory [to call the egg ad antisemitic]. Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense? Do I get to say my piece on your air to counter this defamation or are you giving up any pretenses of objectivity?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM
*scribbles*
The Protocols of the Eggland's of Zion
Yes!
Posted by: Mohammed M. Mohammed at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (cM430)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (gz69C)
Decades ago I'd have said, "Not the Vatican", but today, who knows?
::: The Vatican and the US do not have an extradition treaty :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)
@cenkuygur
This is clearly defamatory [to call the egg ad antisemitic]. Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense? Do I get to say my piece on your air to counter this defamation or are you giving up any pretenses of objectivity?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
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So, sue us.
Posted by: CNN is leftist, you shmuck! at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (gz69C)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
Have you ever heard the Stan Freberg parody of the Banana Boat song? It is a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (hg8Lt)
Edward-Isaac Dovere
@IsaacDovere
Patrick Gaspard, Obama's political director, says pushback to another Harris run is like boxers that didn't want an Ali comeback:
"They were saying that not b/c they were worried Muhammad Ali would fall flat on his face—they were worried he would win.”
-
Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammer
"When we think about floating, truly floating, we have to look at the butterfly, don’t we? And the butterfly, it doesn’t just float. It operates within the context of the air around it. You have to look at the significance of the passage of time when the bee decides to sting. Because a sting is not just a moment. It is a process. It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that is stinging, and that time is every day. it’s about the capacity of the float and the significance of the sting. (Cackles). It really is."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (ndZc7)
Let's all take a microsecond to reflect on him being the last to know.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (cM430)
I don't think there are kosher whores...halal, certainly (moo! Baa!)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (RIvkX)
I've lied so many times
And that's no lie
It seems to make me laugh
Each time I try
Didn't I blow your mind this time
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (cM430)
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LOL.
Posted by: CNN is leftist, you shmuck! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (gz69C)
[d]Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
Have you ever heard the Stan Freberg parody of the Banana Boat song? It is a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (hg8Lt)
I'm not black.
Posted by: Raul Grijalva at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (l3cgK)
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An Indian give millions to husband Mohammed. Was it a Casino Indian? Nah. Was it Mohammad from India, probably so. Were they performing linguistics around the origin of the money? Yeah.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (WY+aP)
Rogan was in great shape at the time and training pretty hard in MMA fighting. There were training videos. Bro can fight.
Chungus was a chungus who probably got winded lifting the toilet seat.
The fight would have been over very very quickly, with Chungus in an ambulance.
Chungus thought he would win because he's "bigger" than Rogan. Chungus is 5-8.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
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It also only takes like 90 days to grow an egg-laying hen from the egg, so the problem was solved in less than 6 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 12:34 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 12:34 PM (y49sE)
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wait, wait, what's this ? ok, y'all remember when Fani Willis hired her booty call to "consult" for her deep into the night, and when he charged 24/7
Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 12:34 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Grand Mufti Of Jerusalem at October 27, 2026 12:35 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
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Across?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:36 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 12:36 PM (AKptf)
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Bitch eating crackers.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:36 PM (RIvkX)
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Huh huh! That was me!
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at October 27, 2026 12:36 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (l3cgK)
Respectfully, there is not even that much difference. The purpose is to control the economy so the goodies go into the right pockets, and make sure the people whose pockets get emptied can't complain.
Both Fascism (all models) and communism (all models) are economic theories that require massive modification to society to "work". That modification is abusive to the individual and in the end counter productive to the economy as a whole, but theft is rarely employed for the greater good.
The only difference between them is what pretext the rulers clamp on to justify their abuse and theft.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Halfhand at October 27, 2026 12:38 PM (YUt4G)
The only difference between them is what pretext the rulers clamp on to justify their abuse and theft.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)
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"Yeah, but, like Maoism is totally different from Stalinism, man. You need to read a book, or something."
-College sophomore
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:38 PM (jp7Y/)
@cenkuygur
Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
Where has this guy been for the last ten years?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Halfhand at October 27, 2026 12:38 PM (YUt4G)
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"I don't hate Jews. I hate the cabal of Zionist oppressors of which all Jews who don't affirmatively oppose are part."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (jp7Y/)
Use it in a sentence: "Eat your testa. It's good for you."
Posted by: Increase Your Word Power! at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Jr5Lq)
This idiotic ad is trying to appeal to more "normal" people upset about high prices. But eggs? They're like $3 now. Anyone watching this is gonna be like "how do they send $7 to Israel for eggs when they only cost $3?"
I don't eat eggs, but a week or so ago my mom asked me to pick some up, so I did. She likes the really big ones. I think a package was like $3.75? Maybe $4?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (n5tGW)
The ad also notes that Israel has a universal health care system. "We're paying for that, too, probably," the woman featured in the ad says without any basis in fact. Israel levies a progressive health insurance tax on citizens. The system is also covered by general government tax revenues.
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The memo went out ! CAIR is working overtime! A few months back these exact lines were yelled at passers by through a megaphone by a white looking guy (with a german accent) accompanied by a woman in a hijab on a busy street in a certain city where I just happen to be at the time.
Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (XNmZk)
Posted by: Cardinal Sin at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (EdP2u)
@cenkuygur
Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
Where has this guy been for the last ten years?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)
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"It's different when we do it to Trump!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:41 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: doug at October 27, 2026 12:41 PM (B1+sW)
Gypsies.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (pfXMo)
Not foolproof, but not easy, either.
Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (lCppi)
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Liberals are so butthurt over deportations separating families
he should be deported with her.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: San Diego at October 27, 2026 12:43 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 12:43 PM (pfXMo)
Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
This is clearly defamatory [to call the egg ad antisemitic]. Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense? Do I get to say my piece on your air to counter this defamation or are you giving up any pretenses of objectivity?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
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CNN is actually doing Chungus a favor here. The ad is terrible (see my comment above) and likely to backfire. Even liberal, antisemetic CNN saw the ad and was like "this fat fuck is a retard."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Kamala at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (y49sE)
Frankly, it's a flat out stupid spot. There are a number of layers of Stupid, that just concretize into a solid slab of Stupid.
It's a stretch to say it's generally "antisemitic" though.
I prefer not to start with the ADF-level shit.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (Fi81e)
She doesn't even have to board big ship and take hostages, just gets her Somali friends to fill out child care and elder care and Medicaid forms, the billions come rolling in. Mo' Money Mo' Money. (the Mo' is for Mohammad)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (vbXSk)
Not foolproof, but not easy, either.
Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (lCppi)
*******
If the Dems flip Texas this will change.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wzaBj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (h7zKj)
'I don't dig spiders!'
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
The fight would have been over very very quickly, with Chungus in an ambulance.
Chungus thought he would win because he's "bigger" than Rogan. Chungus is 5-8.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Rogan would have made it a clown show forcing that fool to waddle around the arena.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (WY+aP)
Use it in a sentence: "Eat your testa. It's good for you."
Posted by: Increase Your Word Power! at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Jr5Lq)
I thought testa was Latin for a pot...and slang for a person's head...
Posted by: Raul Grijalva at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Jr5Lq)
I prefer not to start with the ADF-level shit.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (Fi81e)
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No, it is quite a classic anti-Jewish trope to blame common economic hardships on Jews.
Not even the slightest stretch.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mr tmz
Yes, Sir, you have hit the nail exactly on the head! We Leutonians are a tolerant people, but we hate Gypsies! They steal!! Ptui!!!
Posted by: Leutonian Benevolent Society at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (EdP2u)
The woman in the ad should keep her mouth shut and listen while her husband talks, inshallah.
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (RIvkX)
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I've always felt sorry for the guy in a way.
Dunning Kruger incarnate, in some respect.
I saw the guy argue a "vicious circle" backing down the same path he created. Of course, he's not the only person I have seen making a "circle/cycle" this way.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wzaBj)
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They couldn't flip Texas in 2020 with more cheating and when the state was less Republican.
The open borders policies of Joe Biden kind of killed what was left of the party in the state. Those border counties suffered.
No state remains partisan one way forever, but we're at least a generation from Blexas being anything other than a grift for fundraising purposes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (jp7Y/)
I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.
Green Orange
(did I do it right fellow morons?)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:47 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: anachronda at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
Testacles was a famous Athenian philosopher, but many people of the day regarded him as nuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (hg8Lt)
The only difference between them is what pretext the rulers clamp on to justify their abuse and theft.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)
But, the Communists will keep the Jooos from stealing my bananas won't they?
I gotta have cheap bananas for my morning soy smoothie!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (YSUhf)
Dunning Kruger incarnate, in some respect.
I almost feel like watching the show to see him have an aneurism and stroke out live
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (WY+aP)
I always thought he was in the bag
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
Testacles was a famous Athenian philosopher, but many people of the day regarded him as nuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (hg8Lt)
He Certainly was no Dickus.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: I'm a One-Issue Voter, and That Issue is Bananas at October 27, 2026 12:49 PM (xiyD8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
I thought it was that electric car that looks like a half of a walnut shell.
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 12:49 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 12:50 PM (8Uo7a)
Not even the slightest stretch.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
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So, similarities.
We're going to resort to lib-level "Some overlap" = "Same"?
Well, you can. I'm not. I prefer to keep my analytical faculties and arguments sharp.
Does the left deserve that type of treatment that they regularly hand out? Absolutely.
But we have to remember why they deserve being given the short shrift, and it's mainly because they are satisfied with rushed judgments based on overlap.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:51 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: And his mom's mouth at October 27, 2026 12:51 PM (fPVA4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:51 PM (TMNW7)
I expect it will be longer than the one beating on Bill Maher
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)
Nothing wrong with that but... have they or have they not declared war and open season on Jews?
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (Jr5Lq)
Use it in a sentence: "Eat your testa. It's good for you."
Posted by: Increase Your Word Power! at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM
*pick up testa*
*yeet testa*
Chuck testa.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
I thought it was that electric car that looks like a half of a walnut shell.
Posted by: Reforger
I thought that was the Tata.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 12:53 PM (UClSS)
"Told ya"
--the father of the boy named Sue
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:53 PM (TMNW7)
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They figured this out in '99.
We used to call it modest.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:53 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed de al-Qaeda, from the French side of the family at October 27, 2026 12:54 PM (vN3wy)
Is that real?
No, its Chuck Testa!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:54 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:55 PM (vN3wy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:55 PM (vN3wy)
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She's a private practice physician of some kind who refuses Medicaid patients.
Also, vote for El-Sayed to get everyone on Medicaid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:56 PM (jp7Y/)
Nothing wrong with that but... have they or have they not declared war and open season on Jews?
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (y49sE)
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I think their obliviousness and minimizing of October 7th really argue for that.
I'd rather concentrate on how stupid that ad is. Were they putting groceries back for Ukraine as well? When we kept shoveling several dozens of billions of dollars to the Ukraine laundry?
No, because Congress doesn't bill us, it just runs up the credit card until it comes due to us. But it doesn't affect our day to day lives like this.
And when the bill comes due, the Democrats tax you. That's what pinches your grocery budget.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
A Testarosa is a $200,000 sheath for the balls, with four wheels.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (+jscL)
I can't back that up. Because I just made that up completely.
Fake, but accurate.
Posted by: Dan Rather at October 27, 2026 12:58 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Shell Corporation at October 27, 2026 12:58 PM (EdP2u)
Can a pudding cup be a testa?
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Fv808)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (QaH55)
Just like a porcupine, except the pricks are inside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (+jscL)
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1. Live like pauper
2. Get elected to Congress
3. ***
4. Profit!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (vN3wy)
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (+jscL)
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Who says she lives like a pauper?
Oh, she does. While under investigation for financial fraud criminality.
That's probably a reflection of how she actually lives, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (jp7Y/)
Before co-founding the E Street Group in 2018, Will Hailer & Tim Mynett were veteran Democratic political operatives who built their careers managing high-profile campaigns and fundraising operations. They initially met while working for Keith Ellison, then a U.S. Representative from Minnesota. (Fox News +1)
Mynett spent over a decade working as the national finance and political director for Keith Ellison. (Traveling the nation, raising capital)
After graduating from the University at Albany in 2003 with a degree in polysci, he spent 15 years in Washington, D.C., working for various progressive political organizations and consulting firms. He specialized in digital strategy, fundraising, and campaign communication.
(I'll leave Hailer out for the present.)
Mynett and Haile established the political consulting firm E Street Group together in 2018. After Keith Ellison went on to become an attorney general, E Street Group went on to work on the congressional campaigns of U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar.
She and Mynett married in March 2020. However,
Continued -
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (NFX2v)
She legally married Ahmed Nur Said Elmi on February 12, 2009.
Omar stated that her relationship with Elmi ended within their faith tradition in 2011. She reconciled and resumed her relationship with Hirsi later in 2011 or 2012, and the couple had their third child together in 2012. (Newsweek +1)
Because she did not obtain a civil divorce from Elmi until December 2017, she remained legally married to her second husband for several years after she had already returned to and was living with her first husband.
She and Hirsi eventually legally married in January 2018 before divorcing in 2019. (Newsweek and World Atlas news)
Ahmed Hirsi remarried a nurse named Ladan Ahmed in a private ceremony in Mogadishu, Somalia, on December 12, 2019—just 37 days after his November 5, 2019, divorce from U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar was finalized. (Alpha News MN)
He & Omar share 3 children together & continue to co-parent. (CBS News)
It's kabuki theater for YEARS (Faisal Gill, Ellison, A. Hirsi, L. Ahmed, etal; the marriages, the money going hither & yon.
But prove it.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 01:00 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 01:00 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: James Talarico at October 27, 2026 01:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Leupold at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (eIzlH)
*tee hee*
Posted by: Elissa Ceaucescu Slotkin at October 27, 2026 01:01 PM (jb8Ss)
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They live lavishly, not like paupers. Their public persona is what's being shown... the "pauper." We're not supposed to know, question or even think about how they live behind closed doors.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (RORbl)
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (+jscL)
I have a British uncle who used to do contractor work in Kenya and that area. He said he could keep his stuff somewhat safe by giving out pound notes to everybody. Said it bought him about a month then eventually one guy would have the whole stack and everybody else was back for more or they would destroy his equipment.
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (xvV+O)
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves...
Lay their money down...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 01:04 PM (h7zKj)
To top it off: The "investment" was secured with "collateral" consisting of six of Hunter Biden's "watercolors."
I can't back that up. Because I just made that up completely. That's what we in the trade call Corpo Media Fake News.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 27, 2026 01:04 PM (hxMfc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 01:04 PM (Cqx++)
The new hotness: "Infuse me the money!"
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (Jr5Lq)
Used to be BMWs, then Audis, then Teslas... now generally "EVs"...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (QaH55)
Just like a porcupine, except the pricks are inside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (hg8Lt)
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Ferrari brought back the Testarossa name for its new 849 supercar. $200k would barely buy you the full carbon package. Most 849s are going out well over $700k, some close to a millie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)
https://tinyurl.com/822m4xjm
Guy makes a fake profile of a hot guy, stating that he just got out of prison for child molestation and wants to date and he gets over 800 DMs from women
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:06 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
Bluebell the Hen has not forgotten this slaughter, nor has she forgiven they/them who committed the atrocity.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:06 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2026 01:07 PM (aKiSo)
.......
It's a small fucked up world with these assholes.
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2026 01:07 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:08 PM (pfXMo)
It admitted that despite the media controversy was all about "greed" and "irresponsible" behavior of organizations like Bear Sterns "making money out of thin air",
1. the FAS 147 (Financial Accounting Standards) was implemented in November 2007 and in a tight window of 4 months, Bear Sterns and AIG were gone.
2. And yes "swaps" were not an irresponsible fiction by finance companies, but needed like overnight borrowing by a bank from the FED to maintain asset ratios.
It also admitted that FAS, which increased stricture to "Mark to Market" may well be described as a "ham-handed measure of the government".
I've known about Mark to Market most of this century, but Gemini introduced me to this academic subject called the "Mark to Market Death Spiral". I explained I only suspected that M2M was the culprit, but neve saw a title that made it clear that it was a developed theory like that.
What about you? Do any of you remember the phrase "Mark to Market" in the press? Or the theory "Mark to Market Death Spiral"?
I don't, and I've read and read based on my suspicions, and I've never seen such a name.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 01:06 PM (BI5O2)
Depends which voters you want. Most people still "trust" the FBI.
I know, I know. But when they say there's someone most wanted do people say to themselves, "nah it must be an op"? No. The name still carries cache.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 01:08 PM (y49sE)
She'd have been better off following the Clinton model. Start a "charitable foundation", claim you have little to no personal assets, and bill your entire lifestyle to said foundation as "adminstrative costs."
Posted by: Halfhand at October 27, 2026 01:08 PM (YUt4G)
https://tinyurl.com/822m4xjm
Guy makes a fake profile of a hot guy, stating that he just got out of prison for child molestation and wants to date and he gets over 800 DMs from women
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (TMNW7)
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In fairness, the same gag would work on men with a hot girl
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
That crazy fucking FDA bitch was going around testing chicken shit and declaring mandatory slaughter of our food sources.
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 01:09 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:09 PM (QX6xo)
Love is a rose but you'd better not pick it...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:09 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Axeman
ADL?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 01:04 PM (Cqx++)
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Yeah! That!
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Marxist Playbook at October 27, 2026 01:10 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)
E Street Group = Corrupt, thieving shitbags.
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band = Liberal America hating communist douchebags.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:10 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
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Michigan raised their gas tax 55 cents, so that Michiganders can't see the prices decline that much.
I've heard that other blue-captive states did that too.
They rely on the fog of war.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (V362x)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (s3AOQ)
Yes, roses == Antifa.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
I expect it will be longer than the one beating on Bill Maher
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)
"Cheesecake Factory offers many delicious American favorites, but their taco salad is great, it's the best!" -- OrangeManBad
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv)
adri ♡
@socialistadri
18h
Ilhan Omar on why right-wingers focus on her and Hasan Piker so much:
"I think we look really good on their screens. They get tired of looking at their botox faces." 😭
Posted by: beckster at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
Leftists - whores of the Roses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Ae6Br)
The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Group Shuffle.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (pfXMo)
adri ♡
@socialistadri
18h
Ilhan Omar on why right-wingers focus on her and Hasan Piker so much:
"I think we look really good on their screens. They get tired of looking at their botox faces." 😭
Posted by: beckster at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (kX27y)
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It's because America is an unredeemably racist, oligarchal fascist police state that allows its law enforcement to murder brown people for sport and the advancement of imperialistic capitalism.
All who feel unwelcomed should probably leave because this isn't like 1933 Germany anymore, it's like 1934 Germany!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (jp7Y/)
The wrong side won the war of the roses.
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Ae6Br)
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The Rose has long been a vag symbol.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)
AND KING OF FIRSTS!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
Ummmm...You've got a long way to go there, Bucko......outside of stealing someone else's schtick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (NcvvS)
adri ♡
@socialistadri
18h
Ilhan Omar on why right-wingers focus on her and Hasan Piker so much:
"I think we look really good on their screens. They get tired of looking at their botox faces." 😭
Posted by: beckster at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (kX27y)
What?!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (jb8Ss)
I think not.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (s3AOQ)
COMMON SENSE E STREET CONTROL!!! NOW!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (QX6xo)
No red head, no care.
Posted by: man
Get a Testarossa and you can pick up all the redheads you want.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 01:17 PM (UClSS)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (8Uo7a)
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I, too, was hoping this would happen. No, now we have to through some horrendous political theater.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iOpI2)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (8Uo7a)
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I, too, was hoping this would happen. No, now we have to through some horrendous political theater.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iOpI2)
Honestly, we don't know how many passports she has......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (QX6xo)
Yeah.
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (pfXMo)
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Oh, the phrase was used a lot during the financial crisis by retards who have no idea what it meant. I love it when imbeciles who have never seen a financial statement or any kind of balance sheet, and who can't balance their checkbook containing $77, are somehow financial experts because they saw a post on twatter.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (jb8Ss)
Didn't they both crash to the floor? Or am I misremembering?
Oh...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (pfXMo)
Again, accenting that "Look what these people got away with?!" crap.
Not that 1. future gains were a quintessential concept in finance, and 2 Mark to Market standards asked them to implement an accounting system as if they were a day trader, and not long-term investors, where an increase in asset is likely.
Congress took the vast overstatements of value in Enron, and crafted a solution which denies "unrealized gains and losses", which drives investment.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)
Testarossa = redhead, referring to the crackle red painted heads on the engine...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:21 PM (pfXMo)
And, TheJamesMadison, no, I do not take her statements as the truth. I am in no way defending her.
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 01:36 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
That's so strange coming off his spirited defense of bestiality "if the horse enjoys it" did so well.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 01:42 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Chungus animal husbandry at October 27, 2026 01:46 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Oldcat
He doesn't! This is sick!
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (r2Icn)
The Morning Rant: France Is Burning
"I have ... asked the government to respond to the legitimate demands that lie at the root of this social movement," Macron told reporters in Marseille, where he traveled to inspect the damage from earlier protests.The cowardice and willful ignorance just drips from this statement. Macron is a weak clown, and his pandering to the rioters, or to be precise...insurrectionists, is part of the problem in a post-modern Europe. Describing the rioters in the most passive and generous terms allows the government response to be passive and accommodating, rather than what is needed to quell the rise of violence as the default tactic in the 3rd World's conquering of France. Students? That's nonsense, and everyone knows it, but calling them students makes this a home-grown revolt, and much more easily dismissed. But when a luxury store in Place Vendôme is attacked, When Galeries Lafayette is looted, when Jewish-owned stores are targeted, when streets are blockaded to prevent law enforcement from responding to organized theft, it is clearly not a protest over the admittedly awful conditions of French public schools. That is the excuse for France's 3rd World denizens to emerge from their banlieues and burn and destroy...to show France that they are ascendant, and they will rule! They fly the flags of their 3rd World sh*thole nations and the flag of the ersatz country of "Palestine" to signal that they are not French...that they are not of the West...that they are there to conquer. The Great Replacement has already occurred, and it isn't as a result of a majority, but rather the single-mindedness of purpose that the invaders demonstrate. They are committed to their goal, and until France and the rest of the West commits to the preservation of Western culture with the same intensity, we will continue to lose. [Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. And if you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow me it would be much appreciated!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (TN0g+)
- safeguard the nukes
- slaughter as many of the muslim horde as they can before the country falls
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 11:02 AM (RORbl)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2026 11:02 AM (iqcvy)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 11:03 AM (pfXMo)
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And because of the generous complicity of those who think they're in power (while others thousands of miles away pull the strings).
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 11:03 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 11:04 AM (vr4To)
Importing social unrest from France and Europe, as the color revolution organizers want to do, will only work if there is a significant underlying dissatisfaction with the status quo, and evidently we are very far from that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:04 AM (Sw/OI)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 11:04 AM (+gK6I)
It's reported (I know, I know) that perhaps over a third of the French army is... Muslim.
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 11:05 AM (pfXMo)
Why its almost like this refugees thing is a barely concealed invasion...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 11:05 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)
- safeguard the nukes
- slaughter as many of the muslim horde as they can before the country falls
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 11:02 AM (RORbl)
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Never happen. The globalists running France (and the EU) are technocratic and regard state violence as something to exert against native Europeans and Trump followers, not their muslim constituents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:06 AM (Sw/OI)
Posted by: nckate at October 27, 2026 11:06 AM (enNUy)
Depends on what you think the goal of the color revolution is for these people.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:07 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2026 11:08 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2026 11:08 AM (lCppi)
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Even in a place like Oklahoma where everything seems fine visually its rather haunting to consider how many of "our" people behaved like power-drunk freaks during Covid.
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 11:08 AM (TN0g+)
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I've no idea, but that sounds... high. I know there are "some" in uniform.
IIRC they're in "general service." Not many are pilots, on ships, etc. Cannon fodder. Use them as such.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 11:08 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 11:08 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 11:08 AM (9TspW)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 27, 2026 11:09 AM (SJtb9)
First, the traitors. Then, the invaders.
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 11:09 AM (9TspW)
Posted by: JackStraw
Gain complete power then purge. From the cheap seats.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 11:10 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Little Piggy Macron at October 27, 2026 11:10 AM (EdP2u)
***
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:04 AM (Sw/OI)
Isn't smug leftist assholeness a hiring requirement at CNBC?
Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2026 11:11 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: Grammar Cop at October 27, 2026 11:11 AM (NBrT0)
At this point, I'd say a unilateral NATO withdrawal is step one. Followed by bilateral trade & security negotiations on a case by case basis, with nuclear-armed states given priority and preference, so long as they agree to disarmament overseen by American inspectors.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 11:11 AM (BI5O2)
The narrative right now is "of course leftwing votes are down, Trump is Orangemanbad so we are all going to vote in person on election day now" and I thought that was a cope.
But...I suspect the plan is massive on election day fraud now with the narrative to cover for it
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2026 11:08 AM (kpS4V)
FREE THE FOIE GRAS!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2026 11:12 AM (k5CNB)
That's a longterm goal. The immediate goal is to create chaos and division and make the country difficult if not impossible to govern properly.
Look at how disruptive the Floyd riots and the following Summer of Love riots were to the country. If they can't get rid of Trump and MAGA they can hamstring our efforts.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:13 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 27, 2026 11:13 AM (07bJ3)
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 11:13 AM (9TspW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 11:13 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: weew
Don't forget the NUKES.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 27, 2026 11:13 AM (SJtb9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 11:13 AM (ndZc7)
LOL... And she had stiff competition...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 11:14 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 11:14 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 11:13 AM (ndZc7)
LOL... And she had stiff competition...
Posted by: It's me donna
Thanks for the compliment, but I haven't been stiff in decades.
Posted by: Tim Walz at October 27, 2026 11:15 AM (SJtb9)
Posted by: Macron at October 27, 2026 11:16 AM (NBrT0)
Posted by: It's me donna
Thanks for the compliment, but I haven't been stiff in decades.
Posted by: Tim Walz at October 27, 2026 11:15 AM (SJtb9)
And I can't even find my "stiff"
Posted by: Pritzger at October 27, 2026 11:16 AM (+gK6I)
We saw how it worked here under T2. Unlike T1, T2 was a much improved new model terminator, who went after the funding and organization of the rent-a-mobs that plagued his first term.
The result? Instead of massive BLM and antifa hordes destroying cities during T1, we got a handful of motley geriatrics and pugly lesbians waving No Kinds signs at passing cars.
Cut the head off a rat and the body dies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:18 AM (iFTx/)
Cut the head off a rat and the body dies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:18 AM (iFTx/)
{{{shudder}}} we got a rat in a snap trap the other day and it didn't kill it outright... It was in the garage going in circles... Husband had to dispatch it when he got home... Ewwwww
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 11:20 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 11:20 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:20 AM (HSV4t)
>>@SteveGuest
·
7m
>>BOMBSHELL REPORT ON THE EPSTEIN CLASS:
>>"Billionaire with Epstein ties emerges as top Dem donor bankrolling ads weaponizing disgraced financier’s files"
>>"Reid Hoffman, the billionaire co-founder of LinkedIn who has faced scrutiny over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, was among the largest donors to House Majority PAC, a key Democratic fundraising group that is now using Epstein-themed ads to target GOP candidates, according to Federal Election Commission filings released last week."
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:21 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)
The result? Instead of massive BLM and antifa hordes destroying cities during T1, we got a handful of motley geriatrics and pugly lesbians waving No Kinds signs at passing cars.
Cut the head off a rat and the body dies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:18 AM (iFTx/)
Delta doesn't have much to do right now and the Soros spawn is just sitting there...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2026 11:21 AM (iqcvy)
Point and laugh while you can. We're that not far behind when every national election is must-win.
Posted by: normal politics is over at October 27, 2026 11:23 AM (GNzza)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 11:23 AM (+4yJ5)
Ordinarily I'd never believe that could happen here. However, most of the people are literally off the boat a few years. So, possibly.
So my basket of guillotine heads is half full.
Optimist this morning.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 11:23 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:24 AM (HSV4t)
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 11:24 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)
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I mean the course of action is blindingly obvious to anyone with a brain, but yeah you can't speak it.
Macron is a candy-ass wanker but changing him out for any other Frenchman would produce similar results, if not the same.
Posted by: ballistic at October 27, 2026 11:25 AM (oqH4h)
I've noticed that the Texas polling is starting to "normalize", giving Paxton a slight lead.
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 11:25 AM (nSbQr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 11:25 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 27, 2026 11:25 AM (NnhvP)
I've noticed that the Texas polling is starting to "normalize", giving Paxton a slight lead.
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 11:25 AM (nSbQr)
Disappointing Cornyn...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 11:26 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 11:23 AM (+4yJ5)
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Well, to be fair, it's exactly what the Communist Manifesto says will happen.
Step 1: Revolution of the proletariat.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Classless, stateless utopia of the universal union of the working man without capital.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:26 AM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 11:25 AM (nSbQr)
You need more CNN and MSNow in your life.
The belief and hopium is beautiful.
Tingles up the legs. High-fives.
Sure, an occasional story is now popping up.
But hopium all around...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 11:27 AM (Sco7b)
I can't begin to count the number of idiots I know who voted for him because "it would sure piss off those racist Republicans!" as if it was his all about his race, not his policies.
Never underestimate how stupid and petty leftists and idiots (BIRM) can be.
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 11:27 AM (9TspW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:27 AM (HSV4t)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)
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We may even get Califzuela's final results before Valentine's Day.
Posted by: ShainS at October 27, 2026 11:27 AM (vjlbG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 27, 2026 11:28 AM (s1VwS)
The spark is the midterms.
Most Americans didn't riot in the streets over the Floyd farce. But it didn't stop paid protesters in BLM/antifa from rioting in protected blue states and cities for over a year causing massive damage and derailing a lot of Trump's agenda. And then after the 2020 election they vanished. Unexpectedly.
Regardless of the outcome of the elections the country is clearly very divided and as we've seen over and over the left does not care about facts or reality. They want open borders. They don't care about crime. They want to mutilate abort children. They still think Trump is a pedophile in the service of Putin. They will believe what they are told to believe.
The information being released by DR and others tell you what they are going to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:28 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 27, 2026 11:25 AM (NnhvP)
Quelle horreur!
Posted by: Le French at October 27, 2026 11:28 AM (BI5O2)
And their heads separated from their bodies.
Like, yesterday. I mean, we've known about the funding these fuckers are involved in, and know where they are. If we could snatch Maduro from a fortified bunker we sure as hell should be able to snuff these shitheads out.
Figuratively speaking.... or something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 11:28 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 11:25 AM (BI5O2)
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His fatness drove him to it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:28 AM (HSV4t)
Cut the head off a rat and the body dies.
FWIW, Meta shutdown the No Kings facebook page(s?) right before their most recent march, cutting off their established channels for protest day organizing.
For example, No Kings likes to use the group of people for multiple protests around town, giving the appearance/narrative that the protests were more well-attended. "Look, 5 protests across the city, each with well over N attendees!" is breathlessly reported by MSM and protest leaders, while knowing the events times were staggered to allow crowd movement to each.
I am hoping the Trump admin is taking a page from the Obama admin's surveillance and communication/leadership disruption strategy as described in detail here:
https://tinyurl.com/rzj4j498
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 11:29 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:27 AM (HSV4t)
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Let the riots flare up, and then object when Trump tries to squash them?
That's literally their plan. It's fucking stupid.
"Trump can't stop our mostly peaceful protests! I'm sending the Illinois National Guard to take the White House!"
Not even George Wallace was that delusional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:29 AM (jp7Y/)
The fascinating part is that these "people" think that a beautiful utopia will rise up from the ashes of the riots and everyone will be free from want.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 11:23 AM (+4yJ5)
The only people who think that are the pot-smoking undergrads that get extra credit from their professors if they march in the streets with giant paper-mache puppet heads. Anyone in those riots over 30 is there to kill Joos and playact as Laveretiy Beria for Halloween.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2026 11:29 AM (iqcvy)
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 11:30 AM (RHGPo)
You can just by looking at him that he is a glutton for many things, not just food. His wealth has enabled much perversion and amorality.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 11:30 AM (rOKnE)
I never had much use for traditional French culture, but at least the French were a civilized Western nation that appreciated beauty.
Now I'm mourning that culture, which will probably never come back.
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: NR Pax
___________
I blame Rousseau and his social contract for starting all of this shit. Not kidding.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 11:31 AM (JzUSu)
Posted by: Wellington and Muffy Mcmaster-Lemmings IV at October 27, 2026 11:31 AM (JAh4c)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Yes, the hordes of black Africans are only there (France to UK) because the globalists have orchestrated it. That is their hammer against "Wester, Culture" (which means hammer against individual rights and sovereign countries).
The globalists seem a bigger threat than Putin, who is more in favor of sovereign countries than the globalists. Not sure where China fits in with the globalists since the CCP also plans on running the world, but Xi might get along with globalists to defeat "The West".
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2026 11:31 AM (vbXSk)
Delta doesn't have much to do right now and the Soros spawn is just sitting there...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2026 11:21 AM (iqcvy)
They didn't do anything about the father, they won't do anything bout the son
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 27, 2026 11:32 AM (s1VwS)
Communism needs stupid people in order to gain a foothold. And boy howdy do we have a lot of 'em.
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 11:32 AM (9TspW)
Yes We Can!
The Speeches of Barack Obama: Expanded Edition
By: Barack Obama
Narrated by: Barack Obama
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 11:33 AM (ndZc7)
Neither are they and that's not their plan.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)
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That is their plan.
Let riots go, and then object when Trump acts against them. Burn down Chicago enough and object long enough so that Trump invokes the Insurrection Act to stop it, some secret cabal of military officers don't do it and then try and coup Trump.
It's fucking retarded and won't work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:33 AM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 11:30 AM (rOKnE)
It's good to be the king.
Posted by: Jabba the Hoffman at October 27, 2026 11:33 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:28 AM (viF8m)
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Yes, but midterms are very quickly going to be just one more regular election, at least to most Americans. I believe so, anyway. Sure, the crazy lefties are forever looking for a way to excite revolution (and they seem to be doing so lots more actively right now, as DR shows us), but those seditionists don't feel like they are leading a popular movement. It's not like we are seeing the Orange Revolution all over again, or even a Tea Party. We are seeing the dedicated Deep State revel itself, and that seems like a big-time law enforcement issue for Trump and the next President, not a serious threat to the Republic. At least to me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:33 AM (vN3wy)
The belief and hopium is beautiful.
Tingles up the legs. High-fives.
Sure, an occasional story is now popping up.
But hopium all around..
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No thanks, but I appreciate the offer, lol.
I'm just saying, they're reduced to dragging out Epstein *again*? Or another long-debunked Trump rape hoax *again*? Seems like they're out of ammo.
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 11:34 AM (nSbQr)
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 11:34 AM (RHGPo)
They refuse to assimilate. Think of it in terms of the traffic system: what happens if ten percent of drivers refuse to follow traffic laws?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 27, 2026 11:34 AM (AFTFU)
- safeguard the nukes
- slaughter as many of the muslim horde as they can before the country falls
Embrace the power of AND!
https://tinyurl.com/523fb2mp
Posted by: LUC BESSON at October 27, 2026 11:37 AM (rOKnE)
Since Trump wasn't on the flight logs and never hired any of the girls there, the media completely lost interest in the story.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 11:37 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: weew
Don't forget the NUKES.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 27, 2026 11:13 AM (SJtb9)
Why not both? A museum safeguarded by nukes sounds very American.
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 27, 2026 11:38 AM (Wt5PA)
They refuse to assimilate. Think of it in terms of the traffic system: what happens if ten percent of drivers refuse to follow traffic laws?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 27, 2026 11:34 AM (AFTFU)
See Lewiston, Maine. Dearborn, Michigan.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2026 11:38 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2026 11:12 AM
This man understands priorities.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 11:38 AM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 11:13 AM (ndZc7)
LOL... And she had stiff competition...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 11:14 AM (+gK6I)
Here's the thing about Hochul, she does one and only one thing. Message discipline. She's not a strong advocate for anything, not convincing, not charismatic. However, she never veers from exactly what you expect DNC messaging to be.
She got there by default as a couple of scandals took out the A-team and the B-team. Hochul is from Buffalo, and if you want to know just how enthusiastic the normally raucously Dionysian Bills fans are about her, watch this:
https://tinyurl.com/467c44ck
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 27, 2026 11:38 AM (r7+Q7)
Then there won't be any tolerance.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 27, 2026 11:39 AM (LOvBA)
I can't begin to count the number of idiots I know who voted for him because "it would sure piss off those racist Republicans!" as if it was his all about his race, not his policies.
Never underestimate how stupid and petty leftists and idiots (BIRM) can be.
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 11:27 AM (9TspW)
Nevermind that Colin Powell was so popular in the mid-90s that he could have had the GOP nomination with a minimal amount of effort. That is, if he hadn't turned out to be a great big back-stabbing vagina who was pussy-whipped with his racist retard wife. Story was that she talked him out of running because she was convinced that some yee-haa Republican cousin-humping illiterate redneck would shoot him in the face if he ran.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2026 11:39 AM (iqcvy)
Posted by: SMOD
__________
Sunday Mystery Movie theme:
https://tinyurl.com/47jd2dhd
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 11:40 AM (JzUSu)
Since Trump wasn't on the flight logs and never hired any of the girls there, the media completely lost interest in the story.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 11:37 AM (+4yJ5
The women who happily worked with Weinstein and never complained weren't drummed out of Hollywood as collaborators either. Almost like it wasn't about what everyone claimed it was about.
Posted by: my tinfoil hat has a tinfoil hat at October 27, 2026 11:40 AM (51jKN)
Today Paris is the Beruit of Europe.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2026 11:40 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 27, 2026 11:40 AM (Wsdf3)
Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at October 27, 2026 11:41 AM (z6ONu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:41 AM (vN3wy)
That is a misread of the plan.
Besides, Lots of people thought accusing Trump of colluding with Russia was so stupid it wouldn't hamstring the 1st two years of his presidency. It did.
Removing Trump would be a bonus but not their goal. Their goal is to make the country ungovernable and set up the country for structural change and the 2028 election for a win to enable it.
Does France appear to be running well at the moment? It's just a bunch of stupid 3rd worlders rioting. It's not like it's affecting how the country operates or anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:41 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 27, 2026 11:42 AM (AFTFU)
Posted by: my tinfoil hat has a tinfoil hat at October 27, 2026 11:40 AM (51jKN)
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Like Newsom's wife.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:42 AM (vN3wy)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 11:43 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: JackStraw
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I don't discount it.
Which presumes the administration knows too. What follows from that assumption is, at this point, debatable.
But one would hope they've got A Plan™
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 11:43 AM (RORbl)
>>The two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Floris, 46, and Bradley Benavides, 56, were charged with new 'obstruction' counts in a superseding indictment filed late Monday night.
>>That includes allegedly obstructing a congressional proceeding and lying to lawmakers.
https://tinyurl.com/4kz3wjsn
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:44 AM (viF8m)
Does France appear to be running well at the moment? It's just a bunch of stupid 3rd worlders rioting. It's not like it's affecting how the country operates or anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:41 AM (viF8m)
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BLM rioting worked so well that after months of mail in ballot cheating, it wasn't enough that they shut down ballot counting in the middle of the night and ballot box stuffed like Tammany Hall to barely beat Trump at the electoral college.
And Trump's control of the executive is a lot stronger now than 6 years ago, and he has practical examples of sending in the National Guard to quell crime, much less riots.
It is a fucking stupid plan, even if kept secret. And it wasn't kept secret. It's Democrats fighting the last war that they actually lost in the same way.
These people are not geniuses. They're retreads, and not very good at it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:44 AM (jp7Y/)
I know I am missing the third person.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 11:43 AM (UClSS)
Donnie Iris
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 27, 2026 11:45 AM (PSEDc)
They've tried to shoot him twice. He almost got taken out in PA. They don't need a formal process. Just whip things up and let them take their course.
Posted by: more than one way to skin a cat at October 27, 2026 11:45 AM (AeuCO)
I know I am missing the third person.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 11:43 AM (UClSS)
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Walter Koenig.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:46 AM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 27, 2026 11:47 AM (wGerL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 11:47 AM (r2Icn)
Yes; Teddy Roosevelt was quite a man!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 11:47 AM (1rmAm)
>>That includes allegedly obstructing a congressional proceeding and lying to lawmakers.
https://tinyurl.com/4kz3wjsn
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:44 AM (viF8m)
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This is the way.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:48 AM (3MX8+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 11:48 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: my tinfoil hat has a tinfoil hat at October 27, 2026 11:40 AM (51jKN)
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Like Newsom's wife.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:42 AM (vN3wy)
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She might have been the biggest whore of all. All of the Weinstein accusers had bullshit stories that all amounted to consensual casting-couch transactions.
But juries saw that Weinstein was total slime and wanted to convict him of something, so they pretended to believe the accusers.
Except for one: Jennifer Siebel Newsom. Her story was such obvious bullshit, with the evidence showing overwhelmingly that she pursued him long after the alleged rape, that the jury did not believe her.
She was a straight-up whore.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:48 AM (iFTx/)
Then there won't be any tolerance.
Posted by: no one"
There already isn't much tolerance by the left as it is, at least for anybody on the right. (I suppose with their victory they start going for moderates.) The hate email I get from my own AWFL sister has convinced she and her fellow progs would have every one rounded up and sent to re-education camps or shot if they run out of room. .
Posted by: Ripley at October 27, 2026 11:48 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 11:49 AM (0sNs1)
She was a straight-up whore.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:48 AM (iFTx/)
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"Was?"
-CA's biggest political donors, zipping up their pants
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:49 AM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:48 AM (iFTx/)
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"Is"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 11:50 AM (3MX8+)
Today Paris is the Beruit of Europe.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2026 11:40 AM (2WIwB)
Well said
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 27, 2026 11:50 AM (s1VwS)
The women who happily worked with Weinstein and never complained weren't drummed out of Hollywood as collaborators either. Almost like it wasn't about what everyone claimed it was about.
Posted by: my tinfoil hat has a tinfoil hat at October 27, 2026 11:40 AM (51jKN)
Like Meryl Streep pretty much acting as Harvey's procurer/personal madame. At least Judy Densch didn't actively pimp out starlets to Harvey, she apparently just looked the other way.
Streep didn't surprise me, but I thought Densch had more character than that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2026 11:51 AM (iqcvy)
Posted by: JackStraw"
Looking at the photos I see lot of native French but I think most of the actual destruction is being done by the third worlders. The native French mobs are helping providing cover and chaos.
Posted by: Ripley at October 27, 2026 11:51 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:48 AM (iFTx/)
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"Was?"
-CA's biggest political donors, zipping up their pants
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:49 AM (jp7Y/)
_______
She has less to sell now, though ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:52 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Completely Oblivious at October 27, 2026 11:52 AM (EdP2u)
I know I am missing the third person.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 11:43 AM (UClSS)
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Walter Koenig.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I KNEW that. I said it yesterday. But I flat out drew a blank.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 11:52 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2026 11:53 AM (cSQJd)
Basically it is anyone with money or power the left doesn't like.
Actual associates of Epstein are leftwing pols, businessman, celebrities and academics.
So "class" takes the focus away from "associates" or even more accurately "co-conspirators" like Bill Clinton or Sarah Kellen
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 11:53 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 11:53 AM (u82oZ)
Looking at the photos I see lot of native French but I think most of the actual destruction is being done by the third worlders. The native French mobs are helping providing cover and chaos.
Posted by: Ripley at October 27, 2026 11:51 AM (GUOwU)
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And the only reason Macron's party is going to crash is because he refuses to actually address the issue. Which gives credence to the opposition who are advocating for hard action that they are right.
Rioting strengthens the political parties that oppose them and weakens the political parties that support them. There was a host of research out of the late 60s/early 70s that showed this in America. Democrats weakened significantly as a party because of that period's rioting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:54 AM (jp7Y/)
Spring forward, fall back.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 11:54 AM (UClSS)
>>But one would hope they've got A Plan™
My hope too. But regardless of what is going with the spy v. spy behind the scenes I think we can all agree the left does not think like we do. They have convinced themselves that we are a cult of fascists, racists, pedophiles and basically everything evil under the sun.
They don't process evidence of facts and make rational decisions. Look at Minnesota. The fraud is obvious and out of control and the race for Senate that includes the former Lt Gov who was responsible for finding and prosecuting the fraud is neck and neck. Look who is running NYC. Look at Illinois, California and on and on.
You can't reason with communists. They will make up reasons to cause chaos and violence. Lying comes as easy to them as breathing.
Anyone who looks objectively at what went on in Ukraine in 2014 knows there was an orchestrated coup, a color revolution. How many people on the left do you know that believe it?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 11:54 AM (0sNs1)
Yeah, right.
Posted by: Emmie at October 27, 2026 11:55 AM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 27, 2026 11:55 AM (h/6op)
What I want to do to those that want to rule over a burnt-out ant heap is not very Christian. But it is Biblical.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 11:56 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 27, 2026 11:55 AM (h/6op)
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"8 states that went Trump by more than 10 points in the previous presidential election are going to flip Democrat in the senate. This didn't happen one time in 2010, 2014, or 2018, but it's going to happen 8 times this year."
I just hope people stop believing unadulterated bullshit at some point in their adult lives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:57 AM (jp7Y/)
Mail in/early voting for Dems is way, way down.
If in person voting on the day of the election follows the normal pattern there will be a red wave.
I suspect like in Brazil we will see massive day of the election fraud claiming the fraudulent polling shows this is just normal voting activity. To do this they'll need money...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 11:57 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: rickb223
_________
Best Saturday night closing tune:
https://tinyurl.com/p6srxxbp
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 11:58 AM (JzUSu)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 11:57 AM (sKqQm)
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They couldn't flip TX in 2020. Trump won by 6.
Do you think elections in TX this year are going to be cleaner or dirtier than they were in 2020?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:58 AM (jp7Y/)
Spring forward, fall back.
----
Ban time zones! Universal UTC all the way!!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 11:58 AM (nSbQr)
Cheese-eating Surrender Monkeys Surrender to Barbarian, Muslim Hordes
Is the least surprising headline this year.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 11:59 AM (YSUhf)
Meh. A literal trash fire.
France has long subverted Western pressure on Iran by propping up their oil markets. Then they imported millions (?) Of third world Islamic trash.
Islamic chickens coming home to roost.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 27, 2026 11:59 AM (/DFeb)
Ban time zones! Universal UTC all the way!!
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 11:58 AM (nSbQr)
=
I believe China is on a single time zone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:59 AM (jp7Y/)
The FNM still largely controls the discussion of issues of the day
The narrative the left has been pushing for a while is "Dems are way ahead" so many right leaning people are getting freaked out about this.
But if we vote we win. So vote. Get your friends to vote. And just mention in passing to the lefties you know how rents have collapsed and it would be a shame if we went back to the price increases of 4 years ago...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 11:59 AM (sKqQm)
The Left wants to be like floodwater. All they need is a weak spot to start widening the breech in the levee.
If needed, we have pumps, bulldozers, and duct tape.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 11:59 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 12:00 PM (RHGPo)
I assume they know TX has been lost since after Paxton won the primary.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 12:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
LA Sparks are up for sale for $700 million.
Bwahahahahahahaha!!! No, wait. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
For a wnba team that has trouble filling a high school stadium. 😂😂😂😂
The previous record sale was for $300 million.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 12:00 PM (UClSS)
But if we vote we win. So vote. Get your friends to vote. And just mention in passing to the lefties you know how rents have collapsed and it would be a shame if we went back to the price increases of 4 years ago...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 11:59 AM (sKqQm)
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"Leftist media is all lies. I don't believe any of it. Anyway, leftist media says that Talarico is going to win in Texas. I believe that."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:00 PM (jp7Y/)
I assume they know TX has been lost since after Paxton won the primary.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 12:00 PM (sKqQm)
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Texas raises both parties about nine figures each every cycle.
When one party can't raise that money anymore on a Texas federal race, then media on both sides will treat it like Mississippi or Tennesse.
Until then, both sides have every incentive of saying, "Oh no! Democrats may win! Donate!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:02 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:02 PM (8Jusa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:57 AM (jp7Y/)
I am waiting to see if anyone looks at GOP early voting and whether it correlates in any way to Election Day voting. I see some increase in that early voting and often wonder if it simply means the vote shifted and, ultimately doesn’t mean greater turnout overall. I suppose statistically it matters whether the overall Registration has increased. Plus probably some other factors. Anyway that’s a lot of math.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 27, 2026 12:02 PM (h/6op)
Way more concerned about the integrity of our elections.
I think we need to get the National Guard, DHS, FBI to monitor and protect our elections.
They need to do 100% ID checks on anyone coming to vote.
Posted by: Ed Wells at October 27, 2026 12:03 PM (p8iTN)
Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2026 12:04 PM (lWAes)
Posted by: Thunk or Treat at October 27, 2026 12:04 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 27, 2026 12:02 PM (h/6op)
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@TonerousHyus has been doing deep dives into TX, OH, and GA.
Vote patterns aren't changing. Those who voted early in 2024 are the ones voting early in 2026.
No one remembers this, but the left was saying that the drops in early voting from Democrats in 2024 were indications that they were going to flood the polls on election day and deliver victory to Kamala.
Instead, that didn't happen and we got the reality that proportional drops from early voting for Democrats were matched with similar drops in election day voting. Democrats just lost voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:04 PM (jp7Y/)
Watch Dallas and Harris County, that will tell how much the cheat is or isn't cleaned.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:04 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson
When I was a kid, I couldn't understand how the Germans could just let Nazism happen. Today I can't understand how we can just let this happen. That's progress!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:05 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 11:58 AM (jp7Y/)
======================
Cleanest election ever! You can trust the Republican Party.
Posted by: Brad Raffensperger at October 27, 2026 12:05 PM (8Jusa)
Spring forward, fall back.
Posted by: rickb223 For those who thin cutting a foot off the bottom of a towel and sewing to the top gets you a longer towel.
AZ doesn't play 'cept for the Navahos.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 27, 2026 12:05 PM (NnhvP)
Watch Dallas and Harris County, that will tell how much the cheat is or isn't cleaned.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:04 PM (WY+aP)
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At maximum cheat in 2024, they couldn't' do it. They got to 6 points of Trump.
Exurban Texas is huge compared to the Democrat metros.
Maybe, Texas is just a heavy Republican state?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:05 PM (jp7Y/)
They are weaponzing the "young" now which could be anyone under 50. The same way they weaponized blacks, women, trans etc.
Now they want anyone who feels "young" to have a ready made excuse to go do appalling shit, and to never understand anything beyond their own lens of "oppression".
I warned six months back about the Left weaponizing "youth" next.
It's here.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 12:05 PM (y49sE)
No one remembers this, but the left was saying that the drops in early voting from Democrats in 2024 were indications that they were going to flood the polls on election day and deliver victory to Kamala.
They are making that claim now as well.
It would be the first time we've seen Dem votes move more towards in person on day of voting...ever.
So, I'm not worried about real voters showing. But like I said above they are going to try the Brazil thing
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 12:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:07 PM (iFTx/)
They are making that claim now as well.
It would be the first time we've seen Dem votes move more towards in person on day of voting...ever.
So, I'm not worried about real voters showing. But like I said above they are going to try the Brazil thing
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 12:06 PM (sKqQm)
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It's a good thing for us that red states have tightened voting rules over the last few years, cleaned up voter rolls, and the DOJ is now keeping a watch, for real this time, on elections.
If Democrats' plans rely on OH, TX, IA, KS, and now MS suddenly becoming close enough for the cheat, then they are well and truly fucked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:08 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Harmeet at October 27, 2026 12:09 PM (nSbQr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:10 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS)
The French government announced on Monday that it would phase out an unpopular online university admissions platform, a significant concession to high school students who have led a protest movement that has mushroomed into weeks of nationwide unrest.
The government also said it would create 15,000 new higher education spaces for students, cap the size of second-year high school classes at 28 students and make available four billion euros ($4.48 billion) in low-interest loans to renovate dilapidated middle school and high school buildings.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 12:10 PM (Cqx++)
"They will take Britain by force," Douglas Murray on X (and YouTube). Integration has failed.
He was also on the Jesse Watter's show last evening.
AI: The show featured a segment breaking down the explosive, widespread riots and civil unrest that have recently expanded from France into Italy (where crowds overran the Colosseum) and Spain. In his analysis, Murray argued that the mainstream narrative completely misreads the situation. He stated that the continent is facing a deep, structural civilizational crisis. His core takeaway was that we are witnessing the beginning of a prolonged, ten-year eruption where Europe will continue sliding downhill because it has allowed in massive populations that actively reject and show hostility toward traditional European values, laws, and historic monuments.
And it's coming here someday, much sooner if something happens (political displacement) to Trump etal.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 12:11 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Thunk or Treat at October 27, 2026 12:12 PM (MWfyi)
Patrick Gaspard, Obama's political director, says pushback to another Harris run is like boxers that didn't want an Ali comeback:
"They were saying that not b/c they were worried Muhammad Ali would fall flat on his face—they were worried he would win.”
-
Kamala Ali: "I'm the greatest of all time!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (msMYi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely
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People like security, they enjoy living in a high trust state.
When they perceive a unified destruction of that they will
vote against it whether the union bosses say so or not.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (WY+aP)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Will Cotton
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (+YuYu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (MzbjZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: huerfano at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (2Xqig)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (wVcYX)
*fistbump
Posted by: Libre CGM sensors at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)
"Will Cotton (born 1965 in Melrose, Massachusetts, U.S.) lives and works in New York. The artist belongs to the generation of American painters who have taken the language of figurative style painting in a totally new direction. He works in his studio building giant confectionary-based assemblages, such as gingerbread houses, sweets, cake mountains and chocolate seas, opening the door to the creation of a new reality. Cotton sees his works as utopias that explore the notions of temptation and excess."
Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (DLcVA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (MzbjZ)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (MzbjZ)
Hershey highways
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (DLcVA)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)
Remembering the solid milk chocolate bunnies we used to get for Easter every year reminds me to be thankful I still have my teeth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (igBuc)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (r2Icn)
Was there ever a worse name for a cookie than Hydrox? Sounds like a pesticide or household cleaning product.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Delurker at October 27, 2026 09:35 AM (2Drhq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (MzbjZ)
If it did, you'd be taking it to the vet pronto
Posted by: moki at October 27, 2026 09:35 AM (wLjpr)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:35 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (0Jm0d)
Don't ask.......
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at October 27, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (XNmZk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (h7zKj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)
Think I'd hang this on my refrigerator.
Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (h7zKj)
Where do we chip in to send one to Sotomayor?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Delurker at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (2Drhq)
Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)
I prefer Reubens' rounded take on these notions.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:38 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Sponge
How dare you, Sir! Sunshine Hydrox was the original sandwich cookie. Oreos are johnny-cum-lately copycats!
Posted by: Setting The Record Straight at October 27, 2026 09:38 AM (EdP2u)
Think I'd hang this on my refrigerator.
Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (h7zKj)
How long are you planning to fast?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:38 AM (jb8Ss)
I like the porcelain Milano cookie up top.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (igBuc)
Posted by: Wormword at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (yOcCL)
Posted by: Sponge
How dare you, Sir! Sunshine Hydrox was the original sandwich cookie. Oreos are johnny-cum-lately copycats!
Posted by: Setting The Record Straight at October 27, 2026 09:38 AM (EdP2u)
Named by Doctor Seuss.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: The Strangeloves at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: tubal
Poorly executed Dum Dums?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (igBuc)
Posted by: Setting The Record Straight
They came from Oz. The Wicked Witch's guards sang about them.
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (yEz+x)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
And Peeps.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (Gqar8)
I think they mean "Pretentious".
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (+YuYu)
Posted by: Joe In The Bath at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (EdP2u)
Not hungry after looking at that.
I prefer this: https://tinyurl.com/24yytxhc
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Is that the reason folks here refer to Alyssa Milano as "cookie?"
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (r2Icn)
A-one. A-two-hoo!
Posted by: Delurker at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (2Drhq)
Posted by: tubal
Poorly executed Dum Dums?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (igBuc)
Yeah, there's another bright pink whatsit of the same shape a bit left and up, and yet another lighter color whatsit partly hiding behind the yellow pill looking thingy up a bit higher.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Setting The Record Straight
They came from Oz. The Wicked Witch's guards sang about them.
Posted by: Bulg
Aw, geez. Dad joke #637,925.
We-oh, Oreo, we-oh, Oreo
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 09:43 AM (Ns+8q)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)
The solid was better than the hollow, but neither were good chocolate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:43 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:43 AM (Z1p3S)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Dr_No at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (ayRl+)
I think they mean "Pretentious".
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (+YuYu)
'Utopias'. Right. Sure thing, pal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (0sNs1)
*looks in mirror*
"Candyman"
"Candyman"
"Candyman"
...
...
"Ow! Fuck! Owwww!!!! What's with the hook hand?
What happened to "The Candy Man can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good?
Ow! Hey, stop it!!!
Whaddayou mean your not Sammy Davis Jr?!?!
Arrrrrgh!"
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: 18-1
Foreshadowing your gut condition after sampling the goods given to trick-or-treaters.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (igBuc)
Bedazzled and vajazzled!
Ah, but I'm a serious political commenter.
Speaking of which do you know when over 40 face severe Misogyny? I mean they don't even invite me to the casting couch anymore. That's why you should vote the people hollywood supports so they can do it everyone in America just like they did it to me.
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 27, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)
If you run out of tums you can have some necco wafers
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)
I had a regular hershey bar the other day. I'm not sure there is actually any chocolate in them anymore.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal
Poorly executed Dum Dums?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (igBuc)
No, I remember that candy. Have no idea what they were called. That band around the center of the circumference is what makes them distinctive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (Y/06r)
Cotton sees his works as utopias that explore the notions of temptation and excess.
Ugh. Why is Utopia all sticky like a movie theater floor?
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Beggars, Be Gone! at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 09:47 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 09:47 AM (pGvbN)
Posted by: The tribe from the Green Inferno at October 27, 2026 09:47 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (pGvbN)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (7m77K)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (7m77K)
You fiend!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)
I'm the weirdo that likes Necco wafers - especially the clove flavored ones.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (vr4To)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (sKqQm)
They do taste a bit waxy.
I have been trying various other recommended candy bars (I like to have a treat occasionally.) 'Chocolove' bars are one that is not too bad (found at Publix and Kroger.)
Hershey's syrup is another that has gone down the toilet. On ice cream, it is not too bad, but if you just taste the syrup by itself? Not good. Not right.
Enshittification of everything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (Y/06r)
The narrative right now is "of course leftwing votes are down, Trump is Orangemanbad so we are all going to vote in person on election day now" and I thought that was a cope.
But...I suspect the plan is massive on election day fraud now with the narrative to cover for it
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:50 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: No Cookie For You! at October 27, 2026 09:50 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:50 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at October 27, 2026 09:50 AM (0sNs1)
https://tinyurl.com/d5d86dhf
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)
I mean some of the boutique candy brands are still good but the mass produced ones aren't very chocolatey.
Can't tell if I've gotten older and pickier or if they were always like that
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Heavy Meta
Chocolate ones are good. Hard to find, though.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (r2Icn)
Remember when Clinton actually raped two women? Where were the AWFL's then? Except, of course, for the reporter wench who volunteered to give Billy a blow job just to keep him satisifed for a couple days.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (MOA57)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)
Yes... Gross...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)
The taste is pretty undescribable.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (Gqar8)
Pixie sticks are just tubes of sugar - like you get in a diner for your coffee.
And Candy Corn is wax with sugar in it
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (sKqQm)
And Candy Corn is wax with sugar in it
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (sKqQm)
Yes... Candy corn is vile
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: dantesed
Right up there we marshmallow peeps. Yuck!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (+YuYu)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (Gqar
Diabeetus in a bag.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (vr4To)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (MOA57)
I recall after Biden assumed office they got someone to claim Trump raped her and then performed an abortion on her on one of the great lakes with the help of Epstein. She made the exact same accusation about other men too.
Biden's FBI said she was obviously lying. I assume this is that same story.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (+YuYu)
Another abomination...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (pGvbN)
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LOL
It is only one of several simultaneous monologues
Also some lady has been chanting "Javid Shah!"
in there for the last 10 months.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (KRh8R)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (KRh8R)
I love anything chocolate.. Especially dark chocolate
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (+gK6I)
Of course. There's an election on, you know?
FWIW, this leads me to quiet optimism overall - it seems that none of the usual idiocy can get any traction...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (MOA57)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (r2Icn)
That’s - disgusting.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (Gqar8)
Except they call it 'jerky' for some reason. Zillions of varieties.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (+YuYu)
Posted by: Jimmy Houston at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (EdP2u)
The left ran on "the Epstein files are fake and only a reichwing idiot would believe Epstein had any clients" for four years.
Even the most ardent leftwingers don't believe any of this stuff. But they are hoping cargo cult like that it will help them since the claims hurt Biden/Harris a bit in the 2024 election
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (MOA57)
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Popcorn balls are a conspiracy by Big Dentist to keep themselves in business.
Same for caramel/candy apples.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (MOA57)
Ah, popcorn balls. A treasured Christmas memory from my childhood. Santa always left one in my stocking along with an orange. And a pair of tube socks. Young Master Meta never got the pink popcorn balls - those were for the rich kids who lived on the other side of the tracks.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (vr4To)
Hasn't been - forever. Anyone else recall the chocolate scandal from the early days?
Dallas chocolateer was making all sorts of claims, but an interwebz sleuth found out they were just melting and molding commercial product...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (vr4To)
Even in the days of real sugar and more real flavor ingredients, necco wafers were always bland. Mom loves them. Never understood it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)
Enshittification of everything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (Y/06r)
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I use a tablespoon of chocolate frosting melted in the microwave.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
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We're on the four-lane express highway to hell...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (EneHm)
El-Sayed campaign statement: "This ad is not affiliated in any way with the Abdul for Senate campaign. Abdul is focused on pushing back against Trump’s agenda that is raising prices for Michiganders. No one speaks for Abdul but himself and his campaign."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)
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I'm eating some right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (+gK6I)
I just wish someone of prominence would look at Cornyn and the Bush's and say "Oh just go the f*ck away already. We're DONE with you."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
You realize CBD is sitting back nodding to himself with maybe a dark chuckle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (MOA57)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (YSUhf)
#metoo
Posted by: lin-duh at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (EneHm)
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I'm eating some right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (FZ29D)
*fistbumps*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)
https://tinyurl.com/2w3mxb6z
Lots of innuendo like "He has a stick of candy just nine inch long"
and
"All heard what sister Johnson said
She always takes a candy stick to bed
and
"Don't stand close to the candy man
He'll leaves a big candy stick in your hand"
Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (Ns+8q)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (RIvkX)
See, I always liked the chocolate syrup rather than fudge. 'Too fudgy' is a classification of chocolate in my head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (Y/06r)
Dallas chocolateer was making all sorts of claims, but an interwebz sleuth found out they were just melting and molding commercial product...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (pfXMo)
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That's popular here, single sourced from exotic origins like Tanzania, Nicaragua, and Ecuador.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg
Popsicles are generally phallic in shape. But those old Mickey Mouse ones almost look like they have boobs on top.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (igBuc)
Two ways the government could reduce costs:
1) Remove regulations against and taxes on "dirty" energy costs like coal, oil, and gas
2) End discretionary spending (since they would likely cause deflation)
Terrorist boy will do the opposite of both of these
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (sKqQm)
He'll leaves a big candy stick in your hand"
Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (Ns+8q)
I need an adult!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (Ns+8q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
You realize CBD is sitting back nodding to himself with maybe a dark chuckle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM
We disappoint CBD a lot. Almost as much as we do Ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (0sNs1)
James Percival
@DHSGenCounsel
A conversation with @60Minutes on rapists and murderers, which they declined to include.
https://tinyurl.com/4yna2k3b
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)
Last time I checked the numbers a focused driver is generally still better then auto-drive
What percent of drivers are paying attention to the road 100% of the time?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 10:03 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: Tongue Wars at October 27, 2026 10:03 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (MOA57)
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After FiL drove his car into his friend's house. We all agreed it was time for dad to stop driving.
The very next day he went out and rented himself a car.
The eventual solution was for us to buy a car so we could drive him wherever he wanted to go. Winning!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:03 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 10:04 AM (pfXMo)
"CSI: Candyland
"Looks like somebody has a sweet tooth for murder!"
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 10:03 AM (YSUhf)
*sunglasses*
YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 10:04 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Boob talk and fish puns are inappropriate for art depicting the Crucifixion.
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (sKqQm)
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I'm scanning the sidewalks for scantily clad ladies.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:04 AM (RIvkX)
I watched that skit again.
One of the women ate it like you would a normal Popsicle the other, well, she was clearly thinking of something else
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:05 AM (sKqQm)
Would Cotton be popular is he wasn't based in NYC, surrounded campy, urban critics? I have my doubts. When I consider what he could do with a classic style still life or an intimate landscape, I feel a sense of loss.
Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2026 10:05 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 27, 2026 10:05 AM (NBrT0)
Well, the broad who was, as she told the cops "playing the radio" wasn't as she sailed thru the red light and demolished my car...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 10:06 AM (pfXMo)
I'm scanning the sidewalks for scantily clad ladies.
Was driving home a couple of months ago down some back road and traffic came to a stop suddenly.
Inched forward and there was a fender bender which is a little odd on a back road
Got a little further forward and saw a woman jogging in a sports bra and those "I can see she is an XX biological woman" spandex shorts and I suddenly got why some drivers had been distracted.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Jimmy Houston
My sophomore year in college, we had an epic battle with stale Peeps on our floor of the dorm.
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)
You fiend!
Posted by: Anna Puma
Those make great .22lr targets.
Hit it and "poof", powder visual.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Ns+8q)
Thus Jaye P Morgan's quip about "that's how I started"...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (sKqQm)
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Not according to the stats they publish, comparing the Tesla accident rates while FSD is engaged to NHTSA numbers, claiming 9 times fewer major collisions, and 7 times fewer fender-benders of any sort.
Either way, it has to be safer than what I saw yesterday.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (MOA57)
Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante
The Young Turks are not handling criticism well, towards their 'Israel' ad on behalf of Abdul El Sayed:
Ana Kasparian: "I think a lot of Americans are not going to have a Christmas because they literally cannot afford it, given the price of everything shooting up on behalf of Israel's war against Iran."
There's always an October surprise, and this year it's Cenk Uygur's ad helping out Mike Rogers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
It's a Ball of Confusion?
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 10:08 AM (pfXMo)
Ana Kasparian: "I think a lot of Americans are not going to have a Christmas because they literally cannot afford it, given the price of everything shooting up on behalf of Israel's war against Iran."
25% year over year inflation under Biden? No biggie...its "temporary"
$4 gas and the world ends
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:09 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Yeah. I don't snark the Big Guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:09 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Leo Weiser Automobile Club Of America at October 27, 2026 10:09 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:10 AM (MOA57)
For those not in the know... "trunk or treat" is when people go to a school, park, or shopping center parking lot and the kids go from car to car to get candy.
It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:10 AM (RORbl)
Pixy had an article and this was hilarious and terrifying...
COBOL came into being in 1959. Nearly seven decades later, it is still everywhere. According to IBM, COBOL is the foundation for more than 40 percent of online banking systems, supports 80 percent of in-person credit card transactions, and handles 95 percent of ATM transactions. It also underpins many government systems, from Social Security to the IRS to services run by most states. One rough estimate puts the annual cost of COBOL’s inefficiencies to the US GDP at around $105 billion.
All those Hollywood people can learn to code.....Cobol.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:11 AM (Sco7b)
I came to a stop sign and stopped.
Bop
Woman behind me hit me.
She got out of the car with a phone stuck to her ear, and at first tried to argue it was my fault because I came to a full stop and she wasn't expecting it
She ended up paying....
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)
What does Israel's war against Iran have to do with cheap consumer shit coming out of China?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:11 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 27, 2026 10:14 AM (EneHm)
**********
Years ago I had a patient I had been following for several years. When he was about six or seven years old I walked into the exam room and he was standing on one of the chairs looking down at the parking lot six floors below.
Me: "Hi, Wyatt! Whattcha doing?"
Wyatt: "Checking out chicks!"
Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:14 AM (Ns+8q)
Posted by: Bulg
I gave my little brother a fat lip throwing a stale Circus Peanut at him in a darkened tent when we were sleeping out in the backyard.
Posted by: Can Still Hear The Crying, the little wimp! at October 27, 2026 10:14 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: rickb223
And 40% of the country will never ask that question.
The most "educated" society is duped with little effort.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 10:14 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
It is kind of lame, but... It would have been a nice option when I was a kid. Our neighborhood was too spread out with houses FAR off the road, so trick-or-treating was not a thing. We often went to the zoo for candy collection. A little car trunk setup at the school would have been more convenient for my folks.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 10:15 AM (igBuc)
https://tinyurl.com/5cpkh33t
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:15 AM (Z1p3S)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (MWfyi)
It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
__________
Kind of sounds like Halloween tailgating. If beer and firepits are involved, that might be fun.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (JzUSu)
https://tinyurl.com/2kk2fzne
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)
Cop car.
Was he nervous...
Nothing happened. However if that happened now here in my part of Canada, my first thoughts would be how many tickets did he give out during Covid.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2026 10:17 AM (qlLNh)
https://tinyurl.com/2kk2fzne
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?"
ooo that's good
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 10:17 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 10:18 AM (2GVsD)
Yes gas is back up to Biden levels, but unlike his inflation this will be temporary
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:18 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 10:19 AM (MWfyi)
It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
__________
Kind of sounds like Halloween tailgating. If beer and firepits are involved, that might be fun.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (JzUSu)
Trunk or treat was invented by AWFLs to keep their spawn away from the proles.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 10:19 AM (vr4To)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:09 AM
There's snark in the AoSHQ comments? Well, I never!
* looks around for fainting couch *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 10:20 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 10:20 AM (MWfyi)
It's the logical endpoint of "everything must be safe", which some people claim is standard female thinking. Those people have never met the Ettes.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:20 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 10:20 AM (nSbQr)
Posted by: Thunk or Treat at October 27, 2026 10:21 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 27, 2026 10:21 AM (sl73Y)
Julie Borowski
@JulieBorowski
I just voted for James Talarico in Texas because “the trans community needs abortion care too.”
This is the number one issue facing America today.
7:29 AM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)
It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I miss the late '60's/early 70's trick or treating.
Real caramel/candy apples, popcorn balls & rice krispy treats. None of that store bought crap.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:22 AM (UClSS)
No? Because it's all just buzzwords and buzz phrases? Shocker.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 10:23 AM (y49sE)
Posted by: Heavy Meta
___________
So, box wine and light sticks instead of beer and firepits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 10:23 AM (JzUSu)
Posted by: rickb223
Diesel prices run up transportation costs. Also we're missing some sealanes.
Some might choose to blame the Shi'ites for watching "Dune" too many times, but that just shows how insidious those yahoodis are.
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:23 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 10:24 AM (BI5O2)
No? Because it's all just buzzwords and buzz phrases? Shocker.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 10:23 AM (y49sE)
Benson in Michigan has an ad running saying she'll help lower taxes. Look witch, you've been in power for at least four years with the cabal of other dems.
Why haven't you done it then?
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:24 AM (Sco7b)
For those not in the know... "trunk or treat" is when people go to a school, park, or shopping center parking lot and the kids go from car to car to get candy.
It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:10 AM (RORbl)
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In my neighborhood they do both. There's a big church at the end of my street that does Trunk or Treat. Then the kids go up and down the streets in my neighborhood looking for more handouts.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (2ap+5)
Also the left: Why can't Trump undo this inflation?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (sKqQm)
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They have one at the local high school. It's very "organized." Only certain costumes are permitted. Must be between X and Y years old. One piece per person. Adult supervised. No music. No beer. No fun.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror
Who's Yahoodi?!
Posted by: zombie Cab Calloway at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (igBuc)
I'm seeing lots of ads from incumbent Dem governors arguing if re-elected they'll lower taxes.
Because of course they will
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:26 AM (sKqQm)
Dear" Ana". I always have a Christmas because it's based on church attendance, the singing of great Christmas hymns and thankfulness for the birth of Jesus Christ. We (my spouse and I) always get a least two presents for our son (who is rather a non materialistic person although he likes books) and we give each other a simple present. Prices were as high or higher under Biden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 10:26 AM (JrHfD)
Usually at dumb stuff like terror attacks etc.
Have Democrats done literally anything else for the last 20 years? Do they even have another card to play?
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 10:26 AM (y49sE)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:26 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)
Usually at dumb stuff like terror attacks etc.
I remember when the big Dem talking point was that the only reason Obama's economy was so bad was that Reps were talking it down
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)
Variety
@Variety
John Oliver: “It does feel that the Republican Party has been getting way too comfortable with some, at best, Nazi-adjacent sh*t.”
“Nazis getting power doesn’t historically bode well for anyone, including, for what it’s worth, Nazis, who didn’t exactly have the best 1945.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mr. Grouch at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (EdP2u)
“Nazis getting power doesn’t historically bode well for anyone, including, for what it’s worth, Nazis, who didn’t exactly have the best 1945.”
How about we just don't do any socialism, nationalist or not, just to make sure we don't get NAZIs?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:30 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)
Remember 'staycations?'
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:30 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 10:30 AM (8LHLV)
So we go Real Trick-or-Treating on Halloween, anyway.
These Trunk-or-Treats are an answer in search of a question.
Besides, for Halloween pre-gaming, I found something better anyway. There's a 500 million year old cavern, and the owner lights it up and hosts a trick-or-treat in it. Much cooler than the trunk of a Kia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 10:30 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 10:31 AM (y49sE)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)
It's because the Dems got away with that tactic in 1992 when the Bush recession was over, but they needed to win
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:31 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: ATM at October 27, 2026 10:31 AM (JAh4c)
@BreitbartNews
More than 170 House Democrats are demanding that the DOJ drop its investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) immigration history.
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No conservative is above the law! Meanwhile . . .
💥NEW: Jennifer Welch calls for Barron and Tiffany Trump to face "TRIALS"💥
For what?
Welch didn't even mention any reasons Trump's 2 youngest children should be put on trial.
Jim Acosta and the audience ate it up, applauding Welch's call for lawfare.
Welch and Acosta also shared a laugh over potentially imprisoning Trump's children.
Welch said she's hoping Trump's children could ultimately have all of their money stripped from them after being put on trial.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 10:34 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Bulg
Did you give him bird seed?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:34 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 10:34 AM (QaH55)
Graham Platner is a Republican?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:35 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Kathy at October 27, 2026 10:35 AM (MOK4W)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)
Meh, the Rubicon isn't that important of a river anyway.
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:35 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubcon at October 27, 2026 10:35 AM (eStot)
For what?
She posted on X that she wants Elon held accountable for his crimes. Elon replied that her plastic surgeon is who should be held accountable. (If you haven't seen a picture, her face looks like a melting wax dummy, it's really bad).
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:36 AM (2ocoG)
I loathe these people more than ever. And hell, I only deal with the Canadian equivalent.
But when you read and hear out of their own mouths their genocidal fantasies first-hand, prosecutions, lawfare. They aren't human. And right back at them, society would be better off if their bloodlines were suddenly to disappear.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:36 AM (Sco7b)
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I guess they weren't perverted enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:37 AM (ndZc7)
The best detail of that story is still that one of the owners fled to clown college.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:38 AM (2ocoG)
Caesar wasn't that big on proscriptions on defeated domestic foes its one of the reasons his taking power was relatively easy...
I do wish GOP type voters paid attention to this stuff. This isn't, "well if we get rid of Trump we can get back to the way things were in the 90s"
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:38 AM (sKqQm)
Brazil’s "first transgender lesbian federal deputy" forces conservative candidate to surrender passport to save democracy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Rolls Off The Tongue at October 27, 2026 10:39 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:36 AM (Sco7b)
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Considering how gung-ho they are to turn their own children into trannies, it's highly likely that their bloodlines will disappear within the next generation.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:39 AM (FZ29D)
Wasn't the biggest problem they didn't have any guys to buy drinks for all the girls?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:41 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:38 AM (sKqQm)
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Surprisingly few people seem to understand this.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:41 AM (1ysvM)
Yeah. I know the have been a lot of wolf cries about previous elections, but the one world COMINTERN government wants to be installed in 2030 and the closer we get the more unhinged the left will be in public.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:42 AM (2ocoG)
Should have done it on Halloween.
Posted by: Thunk or Treat at October 27, 2026 10:43 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 10:43 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:39 AM (FZ29D)
I'm happy you're optimistic. I kind of am tool.
I don't see Abdul winning in Michigan. Some of the ads have been brutal, and constant. Abdul's charisma campaign hasn't been going that well either.
And then the blacks..They need to trot out Biden to tell them that they ain't black if they don't vote Dem. And to call them racist.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:45 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 10:45 AM (ZxPkt)
pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2618030123
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:45 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at October 27, 2026 10:45 AM (EdP2u)
Egypt’s Parliament Votes to Provide Military Support to Saudi Arabia to Defend Against Houthis4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)
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The left has a lot of things they're going to do to us if they regain power again. Trials are the tamest of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:46 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Ian S.
When every election is the most important election of our lifetime people tune out.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (ux5aB)
>>BREAKING: FBI is raiding a mansion in Beverly Hills, CA as part of an investigation into Eric Swalwell, Fox News reports
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (RHGPo)
To be fair many are. I present to you the tens of millions of Kamala voters.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 27, 2026 10:48 AM (ux5aB)
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 10:48 AM (nSbQr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 10:49 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: 18-1
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I think lesbianism has various sub-groups, sects if you will, and these groups are occasionally at war with each other over who is authentic and who is just glomming on to the kink.
anyway that's how I see it
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 10:49 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 10:50 AM (+gK6I)
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Tomorrow's news today!
Bolsonaro Falls Out Of Window.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)
Its September 8 recruitment notice spells out why it wants lawyers involved: “lending legal credibility to formal removal requests.”
That creates an organized route from a volunteer flagging a post to an attorney helping seek its removal. The group’s broader plan calls for making monitoring a permanent part of election operations, alongside networks that challenge anticipated claims before voters encounter them.
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 10:50 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (RHGPo)
Is this the same staffer caught out calling Biden a "rapist"?
What's his handle when he comes to the HQ?
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:51 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 10:51 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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Yeah, I'm with TJM on this one. Even if they win, Dem legislation will be vetoed and no way they'll have the numbers in the Senate to convict on any impeachment.
Plus, they'll go even more batshit crazy, which will only sharpen the issues for 28. And that's what's really important, not least because of controlling the census.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 10:52 AM (JzUSu)
Will Cotton
Will Cotton designs and Katy Perry videos and album covers.
Somehow, it looks provocative (at least when used to attract the attention of teen girls, younger 20s).
I'll pass on all.
thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 10:52 AM (NFX2v)
Senator Alex Padilla: INVESTIGATE ELON MUSK. (23,000 likes)
Elon: Investigate your wiener (123,000 likes)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:53 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (r2Icn)
Ilhan Omar Tells Hasan Piker People Are Obsessed With Her Because of Her “Good” Looks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)
anyway that's how I see it
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 10:49 AM (ZxPkt)
No, you're right. Ashley Gavin did a whole 22 minute speech on this during her standup
youtu.be/1YkFfqRqlJQ
It's not exactly comedy, because Gavin isn't as funny as (say) peak Margaret Cho, but it's instructive and mildly entertaining.
tl;dr in case you think I'm funnier, there's some woman called King Princess who is with another woman, but emitted that she screws dudes when she's "bored".
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (yYROg)
The color revolution plan they've decided on involves a military coup, and they can't do that without reinstalling Milley or whatever.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (r2Icn)
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That's exactly what BHO and FJB were trying to create during their terms--a military that was loyal to "The Cause" rather than one that was oath-bound by the Constitution of the United States of America.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:55 AM (FZ29D)
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The left has a lot of things they're going to do to us if they regain power again. Trials are the tamest of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:46 AM (RORbl)
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I'm amazed how quickly this deformed botoxed harpy Jennifer Welch somehow became a main voice on the left. She's repulsive.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 10:55 AM (iFTx/)
imho, of course.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 10:56 AM (NFX2v)
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The left has a lot of things they're going to do to us if they regain power again. Trials are the tamest of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
In other words, I have nothing to lose by going on the offensive?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:56 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:57 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)
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Looks like the cops were waiting politely at the gate to be admitted.
Is that what the kids are calling a "raid?"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (viF8m)
And yet there are no boobs.
Perhaps he doesn't know about the cup sizes.
Posted by: Frank Costanza at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (NBrT0)
@BreitbartNews
More than 170 House Democrats are demanding that the DOJ drop its investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) immigration history.
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How about "no".
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (TN0g+)
At first Pinochet's economic policy was about the same as Allende's and was coming up with more Allende results. Unlike Allende, Pinochet was willing to correct course.
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (yYROg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (XeU6L)
Seems like the logical progression to our politics. I’m not watching any television until the elections are over. Every political text I get I delete and report as spam. Why would I, or anyone else, click a link to an anonymous text message? Wouldn’t criminals send texts with links(regardless of political affiliation), to unsuspecting voters hoping to infect their phones with malware? Am I the only one that paranoid?
Posted by: Unkaren at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (m6fGY)
@BreitbartNews
More than 170 House Democrats are demanding that the DOJ drop its investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) immigration history.
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How about "no".
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (TN0g+)
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They seem quite worried to me ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (iFTx/)
They need to get that crew from the Maduro raid for these things. Even the degenerate gambler, just to round things out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (XeU6L)
$5.89 Sonoma County CA
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (viF8m)
Yeah, Daschle did jack sh!t with the Senate 2001-2 except make everybody despise Daschle and lose.
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (yYROg)
Elon replied that her plastic surgeon is who should be held accountable. (If you haven't seen a picture, her face looks like a melting wax dummy, it's really bad).
I was at the grocery store yesterday and this overly botoxed and surgery addicted 60ish woman with duck lips started chatting me up.
It's one thing to see these Medusas on-line, another to see them in person. *shudder*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (iqcvy)
Ilhan Omar Tells Hasan Piker People Are Obsessed With Her Because of Her “Good” Looks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)
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They just want to date her?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (ndZc7)
I cannot think why you want to have fake "transgenders" in a lesbian bar anyway, and it seems you're less likely to make money if you exclude men. The most stupid bit was the thing about the masks. Some people still are not t over the Covid Op.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (viF8m)
To be sure. And more. They're better at everything than your Party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (BI5O2)
They really want the DoD back - it had become a way to distribute funds... and some trans stuff.
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 10:51 AM
I have never encountered chocolate sauce that appears to be caustic and eating a hole in a table.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2026 11:03 AM (I43vL)
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How about "no".
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (TN0g+)
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They seem quite worried to me ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Dems behaving like the brats that they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: anachronda at October 27, 2026 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)
I cannot think why you want to have fake "transgenders" in a lesbian bar anyway, and it seems you're less likely to make money if you exclude men. The most stupid bit was the thing about the masks. Some people still are not t over the Covid Op.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (JrHfD)
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I've seen it reported that the bar originally promoted itself as very covid friendly and 100% masked.
The bar thus courted and attracted the worse of the mentally ill hypochondriacs. These lunantics felt betrayed that "their" bar eventually decided to go one night with masks optional.
I'm also convinced that the batshit crazy hyper-woke black tranny guy that led the charge against the bar was a troll.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:07 AM (iFTx/)
👉🏻🎆Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 11:09 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 11:09 AM (nSbQr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 11:12 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (w6EFb)
The Morning Report — 10/27 /26
After elections held earlier this month, Brazil looked like it could swing to the right and away from a fourth term for its little communist dictator, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. Lula's opponent, Flávio Bolsonaro, son of former president Jair Bolsonaro, achieved far more of the vote than expected. However, neither candidate received enough to avoid a runoff. For many of us here in the United States, it reeked of 2020. An incumbent who trailed in the first round staged a late surge to claim victory after a last-minute judicial intervention extended voting hours, transport disruptions appeared in areas favorable to the eventual winner, and the losing candidate immediately refused to concede while alleging the rules had been changed midstream. Several Spanish-speaking media outlets have quoted Donald Trump as saying it was like something out of the "Joe Biden playbook," but I haven't been able to confirm that quote myself, though he wouldn't be wrong. It's also giving me 2024 Nicolás Maduro vibes.Among some of President Trump's greatest accomplishments has been his ability to somehow inspire and rally the people of Latin America to rally to the cause of true small "d" democratic reform and most shockingly remove or at least neutralize the malign cancerous influence of tyrannical socialism with the election of individuals from Nayib Bukele in El Salvador and Javier Milei in Argentina. Meanwhile, here at home over the past several years the cancer of Socialism seems to have somehow (thank you American Academia primarily) garnered growing and loud support not just from the young and malleable but far too many older folks who should know better yet don't.
Many are calling the win "historic" because it's been nearly four decades since an incumbent who trailed in the first round made such a comeback. But is it historic? Or did someone have this planned all along?
And as we here have reported, it's not just about the freebies, it's about utterly crushing anyone who opposes the Democrat Left's power-mad delusions of their right to remake American society but destroying it. We've discussed at length the recent mad ravings of fiends like Elissa Slotkin, the low-rent dullard cross between Imelda Marcos and Bloody Mary with a soupçon of Winnie Mandela for flavor. The filthy slag who desires the prosecution/persecution of anyone who works for President Trump as a means of disincentivizing and crippling the careers of anyone seeking a career who also has aspirations to preserve protect and defend the American way of life contra the Democrat/Leftist enterprise to eradicate it. And with that in mind, we have this latest assault on liberty bubbling up from the depths of hell.
If anyone had any doubt about the Democratic Party’s plans to shut down the present renaissance in space that is employing millions and generating billions in wealth, you need only listen to Robert Reich, former secretary of labor during the Clinton administration, in this short video of comments he made during a recent podcast. Reich begins his rant by demanding the government “defund” Musk and that SpaceX and Starlink should be “nationalized”, claiming absurdly that this should happen because 75% of Musk’s wealth comes from taxpayers buying Starlink. So what? That’s exactly what freedom and capitalism is about. . . This is pure evil, based on pure envy based on pure hate. It also illustrates the dark times the country will face should the voters choose the Democrat Party in next week’s election. They are not hiding their envy and hate any longer in euphemisms. They are making it very plain, in numerous different venues, that they plan to confiscate the property of conservatives, imprison them, and even shoot them if they get the chance.Well, as in Brazil "the voters" may not actually get to choose a damn thing. Of course it depends on who is considered a voter and more importantly BY WHOM?!
Federal prosecutors said Monday that investigators have identified 405 people they believe are not U.S. citizens who voted in Washington state elections, casting more than 1,500 ballots over multiple elections.Multiply that figure many times over in multiple if not every state in the Union and shit is going to get real, real quick. As I've stated many times over, there is no way that Michigan's Dana Nessel, Jocelyn Benson and Wretched Whitmer are not going to do all they can to drag El-Sayed's suicide-belt supported ass over the finish line first. They did it in 2020 with Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants by miraculously tampering with the election to steal the crucial swing state from Trump. Horrid as those harridans were and are, that their crime was not overturned reflects on our equally corrupt judicial system that will not lift a finger if/when it happens again this Tuesday. And speaking of Nessel, apologies in advance for this repulsiveness:
Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel had briefly held the line on refusing to back Abdul El-Sayed. Then she announced that Jews had to vote for him even if they all died because some things were more important. “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats. Those “needs of the world” required Jews to vote for Democrats, including presumably El-Sayed, who had made excuses for a Muslim terrorist attack against Jewish children in the preschool of a Michigan Temple. Many Jewish Democrats feel they “must choose between our faith and our party,” she said, and she then argued in favor of choosing faith in the Democrat Party over faith in Judaism.Nessel is a sloppy drunken, self-gassing spokes-courveh for new and improved Zyklon CDEF & G!!!! With Jews like her who needs the Einsatzgruppen or Grand Mufti of Jerusalem. . . or the Spanish Inquisition (thank you and fuck you España!) On that revolting excrement, as well as the sea of detritus comprising the majority of today's links, I nevertheless bid you all to —VOTE EARLY & OFTEN — and . . .have a good day.
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
- Reich begins his rant by demanding the government “defund” Musk and that SpaceX and Starlink should be “nationalized”, claiming absurdly that this should happen because 75% of Musk’s wealth comes from taxpayers buying Starlink. So what? That’s exactly what freedom and capitalism is about.
Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk
- Many are calling the win "historic" because it's been nearly four decades since an incumbent who trailed in the first round made such a comeback. But is it historic? Or did someone have this planned all along?
Something’s Rotten in Brasília: Did Lula Just Use Biden’s Playbook?
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
- A Williams Institute analysis reported that USAID’s dedicated LGBT programming increased from approximately $6 million in 2021 to $25 million in 2024 under [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden. The agency also supported initiatives in Asia and Latin America addressing LGBT legal rights, discrimination, and political participation.
USAID’s Legacy: How American Taxpayers Funded Regime Change and Leftist Activism.
- The relentless handwringing and panic-mongering is literally unreal: It invents an American past that never existed, then laments its fake loss.
The Anti-Trump Left Has Descended Into A Persistent Hallucinatory State
- Tin polished to look like gold.
The Little Tin Gods, Part Two "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - or just one-tenth of the approval rate under [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden.
Justice Department Cuts Migrant Asylum Wins by 90% OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS - Cenk Uygur is a partner at the firm that produced the spot, which accuses Republican Mike Rogers of dual loyalties and boosts Democrat Abdul El-Sayed<
Hasan Piker's Uncle Behind Michigan Senate Ad Blaming Israel for Egg Prices: 'Case Study in Antisemitism'/a>
- This is what it looks like when you're in a cult.
Michigan AG: Vote for Abdul El-Sayed Because Future of Jewish People Doesn’t Matter Without AI Regulation WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM- Open season for Muslim terrorists on New York City.
Mamdani Wants to Shut Down NYPD Counterterrorism FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH- CBS’ 60 Minutes gave Jena Griswold a free pass to smear Tina Peters while evading scrutiny of her own failures.
CBS News Invites Dem Who Kicked Trump Off The Ballot To Spread ‘Election Denier’ Garbage
- When immigration officials moved to deport illegal alien Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a credibly accused MS-13 gang member and wife-beater, corporate media rushed to this “Maryland man’s” defense. Now, these so-called “defenders of democracy” are pulling a similar trick with their newfound “Virginia man.”
Media Roll Out ‘Virginia Man’ Label For Illegal Alien Accused Of Beheading WWII Statue
- DHS insists “60 Minutes” left out an “absurd bit of fraud” from the married father’s asylum application: His claim that he’s gay.
Trump admin slams CBS for leaving out ‘absurd bit of fraud’ from ‘60 Minutes’ profile of deported husband and father* * * * * - Congressional proposals to tax large language models revive a failed 1990s approach that could have slowed internet-driven economic growth.
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- This is the third case against the former FBI Director.
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- Taxpayers should not be compelled to fund religious schools or those that espouse a particular political agenda.
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- Resistance has its limits
Harvard’s $2.2 Billion SpaceX Stake Tells a Story SECOND AMENDMENT- She is listed as “a gun violence prevention advocate and researcher and Senior Advisor at Everytown for Gun Safety and Moms Demand Action” according to a biography on the D.C. Chapter of the American Association of Pediatrics.
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- Both parties are mobilizing election monitors and legal teams ahead of Tuesday’s vote, but Democrats claim the Trump administration poses unprecedented threats to the voting process.
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- The staffer admitted that El-Sayed has “problematic professional and personal relations.”
El-Sayed Staffer Defends Muslim Brotherhood, Calls Americans ‘Idiots’ Days Before Midterms
- El-Sayed, who badly needs the support of black voters, has carefully limited his criticisms of Biden to his Israel policy
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- Unless Democrats succeed in rigging the upcoming midterm elections, Americans will continue to benefit and prosper from the POTUS’ heroic vision.
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- Dems have a slender lead over the GOP making voter turnout vital for the Republicans' hopes.
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- “You can’t play in the margins anymore. The whole– the system’s broken. It’s completely unbalanced, and we can’t manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine.”
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- Macron screams 'foreign manipulation'!
Netanyahu: ‘Invasion Of Extremist Islam’ Will ‘Devour France’ And ‘Devour Europe’ ("extremist" is a redundancy in the extreme! - jjs)
- ...Bustinduy, a member of the Sumar party (which is even further to the left than Sánchez’s PSOE), said ACOM, which he called “Netanyahu’s hybrid arm to destabilize Spain,” was celebrating the events in Barcelona. He suggested the unrest was Netanyahu’s “reprisal” for the Spanish government’s condemnation of Israel’s “genocide.”
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- the results of that Sunday’s presidential runoff election which resulted in a narrow victory for incumbent socialist President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva.
Flávio Bolsonaro: It’s ‘Impossible’ to Recognize Brazil’s Election Results
- “Lula’s biggest strength is also his biggest weakness.”
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- “As we've seen, this is the left’s playbook. They love this lawfare."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 27, 2026 06:48 AM (D7VIl)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 06:48 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 06:48 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (1rmAm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (r2Icn)
That Brazil “election” stinks to high heaven, but the stench isn’t as bad as the 2020 debacle here
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 06:55 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 06:55 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 06:56 AM (u82oZ)
Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk
"Nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:00 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 27, 2026 07:01 AM (LOvBA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (fYoho)
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Everything a Democrat believes and promotes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (RIvkX)
Now you need a wine-dark sea, and stars to steer by.
FenelonSpouse's tale of transporting the unwilling to the unspeakable, repeatedly and safely, will be a saga told around the campfires of post-Classic America.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:03 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:03 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:04 AM (eRlcH)
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This is utterly perverted. And theologically, also absolutely wrong.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:05 AM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 27, 2026 07:05 AM (LOvBA)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:06 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 27, 2026 07:06 AM (Hbeqj)
like everything else a demonrat believes and promotes ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:08 AM (VyBeY)
If this is the best they can do they should just give up.
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:09 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 07:10 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:10 AM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 07:11 AM (+4yJ5)
I hope, day by day, more charges are dropped. Each one a little more serious. Make it a pattern of Comey denying. Keep pounding him.
Meanwhile, money spent to defend him is not being used in other arenas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 27, 2026 07:12 AM (Hbeqj)
FORTRESS is long-overdue and I'm glad it's being worked on.
Time to get up, walk and pray, watch the sunrise probably. Then prep for the interview.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:13 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:15 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:16 AM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 07:16 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Kindergarten kids! at October 27, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)
Uh.. there is a nationalized space agency: NASA
And they can't do shit because they followed all of your advice and went DEI, and forgot their mission, punished achievement and rewarded sloth, waste and bureaucracy with a fat pension for doing nothing but attending meetings around the globe and giving our competitors whatever they wanted included at US Taxpayer cost; became a corporate welfare system, a place to park deadbeats and sinecures, had zero accountability, zero expectations and zero aspirations.
The Nationalized space program became so demoralized and neutered that for generations after landing on the moon, all they could do is blow up and crash shuttles, NASA couldn't even return to the ISS and we had to humbly turn to Putin and his gas station with nukes to be the space taxi because the US couldn't even do that anymore.
if the goal is to become an embarrassment and shame, then Reich is our Central Planner.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (U4c/V)
A lot of those people were arrested and thrown in jail, just like here.
I'm not sure if the Brazilian right is prepared to go up against the state when Lula has Bolsanaro Jr.'s passport taken as soon as the election is over. That's sending a signal they aren't going to play nice if things get out of hand.
It's going to be interesting watching how this goes over the next few months, and what comes out about the election and whether or not Flavio can get it annulled (I extremely doubt it).
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (6ydKt)
On a school bus, everybody takes to the benches.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (zdLoL)
And he’s a sympathetic figure because his son died in Gaza during the war. I’d be curious what Biden’s dog thinks, if he’s around this morning
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (0Jm0d)
So I got that going for me.
Posted by: Robert Reich, Dwarf at October 27, 2026 07:20 AM (JAh4c)
I demand commies be shot on sight.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:20 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:21 AM (8Uo7a)
When did they call 6 ft tall people midgets?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:21 AM (UClSS)
If the Brazilian military stays in the barracks, our military is not able to change the situation in Brazil. Many of our deployable units are positioning into attack formation off of Iran. We could help the military to right Brazil, but not act on our own.
We have no ability as a country to use secret armies or even stealth killers to change this. The CIA action officers have quite uncertain loyalties and questionable effectiveness. Our best Special Forces are prepping for SAR in Iran.
We can pound Brazil economically, and this is happening on it's own.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (U4c/V)
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Am I the only one who believes that the second the next Democrat president gets elected that every deportee will be brought back in, at taxpayer expense, and probably given "$reparations" for the trauma? Unholy hell is going to be unleashed that will make the Biden years of illegal immigration look like child's play.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (qBdHI)
Time to get up, walk and pray, watch the sunrise probably. Then prep for the interview.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:13 AM (aJQbY)
I've been remembering you in my Rosary devotions. Hope it's some help.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (eRlcH)
Also drove by there a couple of times later in the day. And the parking lot was full. That's a good sign in this ruby red county.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:24 AM (eRlcH)
Maybe, but I think more likely in the long run would be an instructor for something IT-ish. Which, of course, would require all sorts of expensive credentials etc... Credentialism, I swear. I did greatly enjoy mentoring at work when I got the opportunity.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:25 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:26 AM (aJQbY)
I'm a big supporter from the beginning and always. Israelis put a lot of stock in military leadership which strangely always leans left, and electing them is almost always a mistake. Ariel Sharon and Ehud Barak were disastrous.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:26 AM (eRlcH)
United Fruit/Chiquita was in Luavl, until they huffed off to Charlotte. So that may be even more I-ronic than you intended.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 27, 2026 07:27 AM (zdLoL)
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I've been thinking about this retarded statement quite a bit since the horrid shrike said it.
1.) Nobody's needs, not even Muslims', are met by common cause of Americans with Muslims.
2.) Nobody's has ever had a moral imperative to die for their enemies.
3.) America is perhaps unique in the regard that it owes the rest of the world ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Every single alliance this country has was formed because those countries came to us, hat in hand. Not the other way around. They all owe us, and they no longer pay up. The current Iran imbroglio illustrates this neatly. Israel was the only one of our "friends" who showed up to the party.
This wretched bitch talks like she's some kind of mafia loanshark showing up at the door with a lead pipe, to collect a debt that never existed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)
So we're back to merit based hiring instead of DEI? Good to know!
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 07:29 AM (+4yJ5)
Also drove by there a couple of times later in the day. And the parking lot was full. That's a good sign in this ruby red county.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM
Same here in rural NE Texas. People lining up to vote in red counties in an off year election means the polls showing talerico winning are garbage.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2026 07:30 AM (I43vL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)
You said a week or so ago that you don't even know K8S.
That is like the most common infrastructure today for small to large hosted systems.
That is like saying that as a programmer, you don't know Javascript or Python.
You need to fix that. Unfortunately Kubernetes greatly favors a Time On Tool knowledge set, not memorize the documents and wing it.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:31 AM (9s47C)
"Now 81, I have been a registered Democrat since I was able to vote. However, I find myself agreeing with everything Saritha Komatireddy ( R. candidate against Leticia James) and Bruce Blakeman have said about how they would run New York.
Their solutions are both fair and feasible. I have such confidence in their capacity of solving whatever problems come up. So I am going to vote for them, and hope my prayers come true.
Lois Grossman
Woodmere .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 07:31 AM (JrHfD)
If evidence comes out of a massive operation to cheat along with the supreme court judge intervening like he did, the Brazilian people might take care of things on their own.
Bolsanaro's party & coalition will be in the majority in the next legislature, I believe, so an impeachment and conviction of Lula is not out of the question at some point.
They aren't shy about doing it, either.
The legislature impeached Presidente Dilma Rousseff and removed her from office in 2016, and she was Lula's 60s communist secretary, and hand-picked successor.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:32 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 07:32 AM (ZxPkt)
Makes one wonder how much the endorsement of Screwtape by the Bush Klan was a boost to the Paxton campaign.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:33 AM (9s47C)
Watched the vid of Dana Nessel. I think people have said she's a major drinker, which is the only thing that can explain that vid. Jews must vote for someone who would kill them to save the world from Chinese robots. Alrighty then
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 07:34 AM (h7zKj)
Whatever you're getting paid , you're not changing anyone's mind here. Why do it ? Unless you're a bot, go work at McDonald's and provide an actual service to people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 07:36 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)
She's a leftist government lawyer so it's probably more like a court order instead of a lead pipe, but definitely the same motives and tactics as the mob.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:39 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 07:39 AM (77rzZ)
Solve your own problems, world.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:39 AM (BI5O2)
Not one candidate asks him to campaign for him in the midterms.
Things that make you go hmmmmm.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:43 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 07:46 AM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 07:46 AM (77rzZ)
Remember when the Cavendish variety was supposed to be wiped out by the Panama Disease? Apparently the dangerous strain is the TR4 and targeted that one variety, which is the primary one enjoyed in the US. Because of the commercial demand for uniformity, the Cavendish variety is a monoculture propagated as clones making them genetically identical — ergo the ease in how one strain can take out an entire variety.
Hopefully, they will return to the Gros Michel ("Big Mike") which tasted better than that dreck in the stores now and avoid a scarcity problem.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:46 AM (9Hs2w)
Unfortunately, the world's problems become the US's problems because US politicians need "Disadvantaged Peoples of Color" as an excuse for yet another multi-hundred billion dollar program that runs either into eternity or the host country dies from insurmountable debt.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:49 AM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi)
Other than that, yeah, it's all on them and the other countries without nukes. None of them really want our help anyhow, our money, yes, our help, no.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:54 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 07:55 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)
Complain all you want about Nessel and Whitmer, but Benson is quietly the most evil member of the Michigan coven.
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 07:56 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)
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I've been thinking about this retarded statement quite a bit since the horrid shrike said it.
First time I heard it. So exactly what/who is this Authoritative Source of Morality? I mean, this retard is saying that this Moral Authority requires me to die for "The World" which also needs an explanation because I currently live in this "World" and the statement seems contradictory that one part of the world is supposed to die for another part of the world by universal decree of some unidentified moral authority.
Could this suicidal self-gasser elaborate a bit? If I'm supposed to die for this world, and apparently don't get a chance to veto, could explain how this retard became a priest for this moral authority and spell out how this conclusion was derived?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:57 AM (+4Cf6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 07:57 AM (r2Icn)
The Anti-Trump Left Has Descended Into A Persistent Hallucinatory State
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They are desperate. They see their hallucinatory Perfect World Ruled by Themselves existentially threatened by Trump and MAGA. Making them very, very dangerous to anyone they see standing in their way. And very, very dangerous to 'norms' that stand in their way. Such as the Constitution, existing laws, and the 'precious norms' themselves.
Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2026 07:58 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:57 AM (+4Cf6)
She went to college, got a degree, became a Democrat politician. I mean, what other kind of moral authority do you need other than those bona fides?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:00 AM (6ydKt)
Hmmm. Gaza needs the Anti-Trump Left's acumen. Send them to Gaza to make it the Left's perfect spot on Earth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
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ask them where their morals come from 😕
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 08:01 AM (ZxPkt)
The regime change playbook is what was used here in 2020, in Brazil on Sunday and will be attempted here again after the midterms. There is a worldwide globalist regime change movement that is attacking elections around the world.
The tactics change based on local conditions but the goal is always the same, take down nationalist favoring leaders and install socialists/communists. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's a fact.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:02 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:03 AM (r2Icn)
About the only election of any consequence here in KY this season is the vote to replace McConnell. We can vote for some county positions; like Sherriff, Jailer, Attorney, etc. I think our state reps are up too.
But the only one with national implications is the one to replace Mitch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:03 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Don Black
Cookies are flour. Flour is a plant.
Therefore, cookies are a salad.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:04 AM (UClSS)
The needs of the world require a believer of the cant above to kill themself. You feel this strongly? Go forth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)
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This is quite possibly the stupidest, most mentally deranged thing I've ever read. It is peak mental detachment from reality.
She must've just gotten done watching Silkwood and heard Meryl Streep repeating she had a "moral imperative" to alert the NYT about Kerr-McGee plant shenanigans. She latched her suckers onto that phrase thinking she'd sound intelligent.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (sabhw)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (pfXMo)
Now to check out the content --!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (wzUl9)
Gigli?"
"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?
Posted by: man
My Summer Spent Watching Paint Dry?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (UClSS)
Fear me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
We'll be back! We're bringing backup!
Posted by: The Entire Raccoon Extended Family at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)
Ok. You first.
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:07 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: A Place For Mom at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (+gK6I)
And there are plenty of people in Brazil who legitimately want Lula. The siren song of "take from those who do and give it me" plays as well among the poor there as it does here.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)
Gigli?"
"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?
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Ishtar
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2026 08:09 AM (5rh/l)
Lets unpackage this: "She went to seminary, got ordained became a priest..."
This seems to be same pattern of Screwtape as he justifies why he is better than Paxton for US Senate.
If the Moral Authority is the Democrat Party Machine, then she is under the authority of the Party Elders who are ensconced by their Globalist Masters who are pretty much all demonically possessed.
Why she couldn't say: "The WEF requires that you die—ask no further questions" and get the same explanation that a virgin being sacrificed and flung into a volcano gets when it hasn't rained in a while.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (rgGn5)
The DNC is now a death cult?
Related: They have a moral imperative related to your/our survival, too, babe.
https://tinyurl.com/2nbck8zw
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Diddler-In-Chief at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: The Entire Raccoon Extended Family at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)
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I am willing to use Any Means Necessary
(Also the saucy stare over your shoulder, was that really necessary?)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)
COURAGE
Posted by: Dan Rather at October 27, 2026 08:12 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:13 AM (h7zKj)
Better. The extreme poverty that exists in Brazil is nothing like we have here. So is the corruption. Both far worse there than here.
The beaches in Rio attract wealth. The neighborhoods right behind them are shockingly poor and ruled by gangs.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:13 AM (viF8m)
"Oh no, that would be inappropriate to have dessert for breakfast!"
-- Coffee cake, Creme-filled donuts, Pastries
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:15 AM (rOKnE)
Top of ta morning to ya.
Doing fine. Been stepping up my civic activities.
Asked the County Commissioner I helped get into office if our local police turn illegals over to ICE. And if so, how many?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)
Better. The extreme poverty that exists in Brazil is nothing like we have here. So is the corruption. Both far worse there than here.
The beaches in Rio attract wealth. The neighborhoods right behind them are shockingly poor and ruled by gangs.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:13 AM (viF8m)
Do you remember when the FSA was talked about, a lot, around here, Jack? I do. They still exist, here and elsewhere.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 08:15 AM (Gqar8)
So it's Gandhi 2.0. "Hitler killed five million Jews. It is the greatest crime of our time. But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher's knife."
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:17 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2026 08:18 AM (M5mH1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:19 AM (h7zKj)
Aaaand in the UK they have embraced this:
@HJB_News__
Shabana Mahmood: “white men that wave the England flag are bad people”.
She even looks like a demon.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:19 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Love Documentaries at October 27, 2026 08:20 AM (EdP2u)
Oh yea.
For those following, DataRepublican made her 10th drop of information last night. This one focuses on the international connections of the regime change machine and how they work together to run and legitimize regime change type actions.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:20 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)
There are two of them that keep coming up onto the front porch were we feed the cats. I've been taking up the food, and water before going to bed.
They still come around at night... but this morning one was up on the porch, looked for food because the cats were out. Smart, fat piece of shit.
I put the food up as soon as the cats wandered off. So he got nothing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:21 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Kudos To JJS at October 27, 2026 08:21 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2026 08:22 AM (M5mH1)
"God hath not given us a spirit of fear , but of power , and of love and of a sound mind"
2nd Timothy 1:7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 08:22 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2026 08:22 AM (M5mH1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:21 AM (RORbl)
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We must stand together.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:24 AM (h7zKj)
So, I don't really see it as a matter of "if." She's just saying "the world needs the Jews to die, so die we shall! Except me. I'm not talking about me. Just you guys need to --- wait, Abdulrahman! Down, boy! I said *not* me! NOT ME! AAAAAGH!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:24 AM (BI5O2)
Years ago, I was a volunteer at the zoo. When we were bringing an animal in, we typically called it out to warn the folks inside not to open any other doors.
Bring in the bobcat, we called "CAT!"
Bring in one of the birds of prey or the crow: "BIRD!"
Bring in the raccoon...yeah. We got in trouble.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:25 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 08:26 AM (wVcYX)
I was cleaning out the storage box in my safe room. My late wife had stocked it with peanut butter, Starbursts, Reese's Pieces, StarKist lunch kit tuna, and Apple Sauce single serving cups. She was worried about going low blood sugar. All of this was placed in early 2012, and just left there. 2016 is the most recent expiration date.
Is any of this good, or should I put it in the prairie and give the prairie voles diabetes?.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at October 27, 2026 08:28 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:28 AM (BI5O2)
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This is so nutty one might be tempted to laugh it off, except seizing property and then shooting it's owners, which simplifies the dispute enormously, is what they do.
After the 20th century, you would think people like this would be hounded out of polite society, but instead he exemplifies what we face: a professor and violent social revolutionary.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:29 AM (X+zQK)
Heh, maybe if it was twinkies it would still be "fresh?"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at October 27, 2026 08:30 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)
There are two of them that keep coming up onto the front porch were we feed the cats. I've been taking up the food, and water before going to bed.
They still come around at night... but this morning one was up on the porch, looked for food because the cats were out. Smart, fat piece of shit.
I put the food up as soon as the cats wandered off. So he got nothing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
You can fight them or you can feed them. I feed the cheap Sam's fog food at one end of the porch and the cats Pedigree at the other end.
It was that or
1. They muscle the cats out of the way and eat their food or
2. Kill all of them.
I'm tired of killing. I save that for hogs.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:30 AM (UClSS)
Gigli?"
"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?
--
Ishtar
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)
Eat My Dust?
(1976 Ron Howard car chase movie)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 08:30 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
That's too long expired. I ate a can of beets the other day that was two years past, but a decade is no bueno.
Posted by: Don't Poidon Yourself at October 27, 2026 08:31 AM (EdP2u)
Toss all of it. Food poisioning from expired goods is no fun. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Halfhand at October 27, 2026 08:31 AM (YUt4G)
I will take your sound advice. The turkey vultures have gone south, but maybe the hawks and owls can feast on the sugar-coma voles.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
When in doubt, throw it out. You're talking 10+ years out of date. I might go two or three depending, but not 10.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (6ydKt)
Fear me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
We'll be back! We're bringing backup!
Posted by: The Entire Raccoon Extended Family at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)
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I'm in extended conflict with a raccoon who somehow gets into my garbage can, despite my taping all holes, locking the bear-proof top and putting a brick on it. How the sonofabitch gets in I do not know. I could get a trap and move him to a new home in a nearby pond, but I'd prefer he self-deport, looking for easier to get food.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (6sN1y)
But it'll taste horrible.
Just throw it out. Replacement candy will be cut-rate in less than a week from now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (BI5O2)
Gigli?"
"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?
--
Ishtar
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)
Eat My Dust?
(1976 Ron Howard car chase movie)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Eat my rubber! Burn my dust!
Christmas Vacation
(Chevy Chase)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (6sN1y)
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Sounds like he thrives on challenge.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 08:35 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Same way you do. Dude has opposable thumbs.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:36 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: mrp at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (6sN1y)
That's the bottom line.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:39 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (wVcYX)
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Biology and Morality are what the Party says they are.
-the Party
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: American Hawkman at October 27, 2026 08:39 AM (U1fU7)
I don't think it ages like fine wine.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:39 AM (6ydKt)
Bring in the racoon: "TRASH PANDA!"
Posted by: SpeakingOf
We were teenagers. Our sense of humor demanded the other word. And I don't think Trash Panda was a known slang term that long ago. -:-)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (eRlcH)
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I beat back the woodpecker battalion. 'Fraid I can't say how.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (6sN1y)
So he remains free to steal and grow fat like Nadler.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The coalition is wider than you may think.
Posted by: Raccoon-Woodpecker-Penguin Movement at October 27, 2026 08:41 AM (EdP2u)
The Raccoon-Woodpecker Alliance will bring terror upon homeowners.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (eRlcH)
Thankfully no racoons around here, we do get the odd opossum every now and then.
But woodpeckers...
There was one who loved nothing more than to peck at a metal A/C frame every morning at dawn.
I wanted to beat him with a hammer.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:41 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:42 AM (h7zKj)
I sincerely hope Jewish people remember the First Commandment.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 27, 2026 08:42 AM (OlzlW)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (+4yJ5)
Ahh yes, that changes things.
I missed the part about this happening that far back.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:43 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (BI5O2)
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Been out for three weeks already in our town, despite fewer and fewer children. Our town had been talking about building a new elementary school with all the new migrants but somehow, that need has receded. Can't imagine why.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:43 AM (6sN1y)
The Brazilian election was obviously corrupt. You could see it from the moon.
Yet certain world leaders like Macron, Sanchez in Spain, Sheinbaum in Mexico, Albanese in Australia, Ursala von der Leyen of the EU and others rushed to congratulate him.
Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)
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Have-A-Heart plus local pond. Sometimes, tough solutions are the only way.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:45 AM (6sN1y)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 08:46 AM (0Jm0d)
Yet certain world leaders like Macron, Sanchez in Spain, Sheinbaum in Mexico, Albanese in Australia, Ursala von der Leyen of the EU and others rushed to congratulate him.
Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)
Globohomo supports globohomo.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)
Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)
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DataRepublican says that rapid international acclamation and affirmation is part of the playbook.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:47 AM (6sN1y)
Yet certain world leaders like Macron, Sanchez in Spain, Sheinbaum in Mexico, Albanese in Australia, Ursala von der Leyen of the EU and others rushed to congratulate him.
Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m
Good question... Trump said he thinks the election looks questionable but that he "likes" Lula, and gets along with him...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:47 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:43 AM (6sN1y)
I'm noticing far fewer Aztecs in my town, too. I think some of that is self-deportation. We've had some actual deportations, too. Some of the teachers were crying recently when the cops came to collect kids from the school after their parents got rolled by ICE raids one day.
I think that in blood-red areas like this, with full cooperation from locals, a lot of these Aztecs aren't actually self-deporting, but relocating to blue areas to weather the storm. At least it gets them out of our hair for awhile, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:48 AM (BI5O2)
Those leaders have self-identified as our sworn enemies. Actually helpful, for those that need to see clearly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)
So I came out the back door one afternoon while it was still light out, and there was a big one chowing down. I thought he’d be scared of me like most wild things so I stepped towards him; but he just stood up on his hind legs, hands at his sides, and looked straight at me with a toothy snarl. I could almost hear him saying “you want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?”
I just said “ok then the bowl’s yours, don’t mind me” and beat a hasty retreat.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (fYoho)
It was that or
1. They muscle the cats out of the way and eat their food or
2. Kill all of them.
I'm tired of killing. I save that for hogs.
Posted by: rickb223
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If I'm motivated, and the cats are out of the way, I'll take my Ruger SR-22 fitted with a can with me and pop the raccoons from a chair on the porch.
Only one died on the porch... great head shot, but the others that get winged take off. Let nature take its course. Figure at least one or two are "vets."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 08:46 AM (0Jm0d)
We had one that was raiding our garden and my husband put out a trap for it.... Caught it and I went out to look at it in the cage and thought how cute it looked.. Got closer and it went berserk... Glad it was in the cage.... Husband took it 20 miles away to a new home in the woods....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:50 AM (+gK6I)
And the clever, destructive squirrels!
*shakes fist at the sky*
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:50 AM (rOKnE)
Wise decision. I was standing in my driveway last Friday afternoon around 4 helping the HVAC load some tools into his van when we heard some rustling and weird growling sounds. My yard slopes from east to west and when we came out from behind the van we saw a big fat raccoon come stumbling out of the woods on the east side of the yard and proceed to walk backwards and tumble his way across the yard. He's stop briefly to his and growl at us and the roll over or continue his drunken backwards walk.
He was either rabid which is pretty common in raccoons or hammered on something. He eventually fell backwards off the wall on the left side of the yard and disappeared into the woods.
The only thing missing was Yakkity Sax.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)
Only one died on the porch... great head shot, but the others that get winged take off. Let nature take its course. Figure at least one or two are "vets."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (RORbl)
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I want to be you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:51 AM (2GVsD)
They use an electronic voting system that is standard across the country and is administered by a juridical unit called the Electoral Justice system.
The EJS is controlled by the TSE (Superior Electoral Court).
Their voting machines aren't capable of an internet connection so they'd have to corrupt each machine manually to add/change votes on them.
I guess anything is possible, but it's not as easy as marking a bunch of ballots and putting them in the box.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:52 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (fYoho)
NATO os dead.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (JGkXT)
I guess anything is possible, but it's not as easy as marking a bunch of ballots and putting them in the box.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:52 AM (6ydKt)
So maybe the voters there are just that stupid...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (+gK6I)
They can congratulate Lula all they want but they're gone, assuming no steal
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (h7zKj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)
That is a funny image. The late, great Benny Hill
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (0Jm0d)
Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)
I recall world leaders rushing to congratulate Biden as well.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (r2Icn)
He's sad knowing that whatever policy heights he reached while serving Clinton will be dwarfed by giants of industry such a Musk.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)
On the topic of the raccoon we worked with: A friend of mine was sitting with her. She was on her back and he was feeding her grapes. When he ran out, she rolled over, grabbed his hand and sniffed him out.
My friend apologized and said that he ran out. She thought about it and then bit him.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (OlzlW)
And if I remember correctly Bibi was first...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM
I think I've spotted a slight flaw in the theory.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (KRh8R)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (wzaBj)
Yeah, poisoning them isn't an option because we don't want to kill the neighborhood owls.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:56 AM (rOKnE)
And nobody is going to come along and save us from ourselves.
Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2026 08:56 AM (VEPdQ)
"Down in the banana republic..."
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)
10 pumps - gavel drops
Posted by: TeeJ at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (ix5nG)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (OlzlW)
And if I remember correctly Bibi was first...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (+gK6I)
You've got that backwards, Netanyahu was relatively late to congratulate Biden.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (okun6)
Exactly, Salty.
This is a global movement not a series of unrelated events. The west was flooded with 3rd world migrants while borders seemed to evaporate at the same time not because of some cosmic coincidence. It's a plan.
Trump sealed the borders and stopped the flood in a long weekend. Others could too but they choose not to. The lie and do nothing just like Biden did. This is what globalist groups like the UN and the WEF have been preaching for years. And it requires like minded, far left leaders. The rush to congratulate winners of corrupt elections because that gives them international legitimacy.
Who are we to question the election when the world agrees Lula won?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (viF8m)
She is cute though.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (2ap+5)
Reich and Clinton went around Congress saying no to bailing out Mexico to bail Mexico out during an economic crisis that threatened Reich's Wall Street buddies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (2GVsD)
You've got that backwards, Netanyahu was relatively late to congratulate Biden.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (okun6)
Then I remember it incorrectly... Won't be the first time...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (+gK6I)
Brazil is where we would be if Trump had not won in 2024--openly steal elections (with assists from their corrupt courts), arrest the opposition, ban any criticism.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (3cUTc)
". . . [Hero-worship] does not mean that there is a romantic or sexual intention in her attitude toward all men; quite the contrary: the higher her view of masculinity, the more severely demanding her standards. It means that she never loses the awareness of her own sexual identity and theirs. It means that a properly feminine woman does not treat men as if she were their pal, sister, mother -- or leader.”
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (wzaBj)
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Penny will be thrilled to hear that!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 08:59 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:59 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Huxley Orwell at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (j3Fsw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (+gK6I)
When Jair Bolsanaro lost the election in 2021 he maintained, at least for a month or so, that some machines were manipulated and gave the election to Lula. He was asking for the Brazilian military to investigate his allegations, but then the hammer came down and he fled to Orlando.
I haven't really seen much on that story since then.
The Brazilians *claim* the system is immune to fraud and there have been no proven fraud allegations since they first started using the electronic voting machines in 2000.
But, maybe Flavio can prove they've manipulated those machines this time.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (6ydKt)
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She is cute though.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026
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Rare, it seems, among Dem women. She looks a little like the actress Sophia Bush.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: TeeJ at October 27, 2026 09:01 AM (ix5nG)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (+gK6I)
When Jair Bolsanaro lost the election in 2021 he maintained, at least for a month or so, that some machines were manipulated and gave the election to Lula. He was asking for the Brazilian military to investigate his allegations, but then the hammer came down and he fled to Orlando.
I haven't really seen much on that story since then.
The Brazilians *claim* the system is immune to fraud and there have been no proven fraud allegations since they first started using the electronic voting machines in 2000.
But, maybe Flavio can prove they've manipulated those machines this time.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (6ydKt)
Flavio's passports have already been taken. Odds on him going to jail seem pretty high at the moment so he won't be in much position to prove anything.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (okun6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026
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"Pffft. Every day is my day."
(-- My black cat Stirling)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (wzUl9)
Sure. Finish it in 10 minutes or less and you get this free coonskin cap...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (pfXMo)
https://tinyurl.com/4zjhfnx8
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Internation Communist Conspiracy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: H8 marxist rat bastards at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (nd4Tt)
Posted by: H8 marxist rat bastards
Could have been me.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Bulg
A whole lot of country folk in the south, black and white, eat (or ate) racoon whenever they could get it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (fYoho)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Oglebay
Looks like she's not the only one with a drinking problem.
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 09:05 AM (Y8DZL)
Oh sure, some are putting on a brave face and crowing about "record turnout in Harris-won counties!"
Pretending there isn't R votes in those counties as well.
The more insane are still calling for 54 D in the Senate
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2026 09:05 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026
***
Next on the list after a mussel?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (okun6)
He has supporters and their social media is just as active as ours is with the left vs. right battle, so word will get out if there is evidence of fraud, beyond the Supreme court judge extending the voting which was bad enough.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (6ydKt)
My favorite, though was one sent to my mother saying "We depend upon you, _____(her name) or "Your status has changed _____" Yes, it has . She's been dead since the 1980's and if she were alive wouldn't be voting for Democrats. It made me laugh, though but I expect there wll be lots of dead folks voting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Oglebay
Looks like she's not the only one with a drinking problem.
Posted by: Auspex
Shots fired! Shots fired!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:07 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:08 AM (UClSS)
My favorite, though was one sent to my mother saying "We depend upon you, _____(her name) or "Your status has changed _____" Yes, it has . She's been dead since the 1980's and if she were alive wouldn't be voting for Democrats. It made me laugh, though but I expect there wll be lots of dead folks voting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (JrHfD)
My Mother-in-law died 10 years ago at 97 and we still get Dem stuff for her... She's probably still voting...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:08 AM (+gK6I)
There was no mention of Dominion or machine voting, but I'd heard they has infiltrated many S. American countries, so they could change vote totals with the flip of an outside but connected source. Or maybe just the "in case of emergency, break out these boxes of ballots".
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2026 09:08 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Internation Communist Conspiracy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (EdP2u)
China is Brazil's biggest trading partner.
It's been that way for a decade and longer.
They also supply(ied) alot of mineral, iron ore especially.
Although some of that has slowed down with China's economy slowing, so is Brazil's.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:09 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:09 AM (0Jm0d)
They're smart little fuckers. They use cover.
They almost always come from the side of the property closest to the woods with several points of cover, including a 300 gallon propane take that I will not, ever, point anything at.
The raccoons... they know this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 09:09 AM (RORbl)
Within minutes of the election being called, Lula made a speech where he warned about the dangers of foreign social media and said it needed to be "controlled".
The left is nothing if not organized.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 09:09 AM (viF8m)
BREAKING: ICE has just arrested an illegal immigrant who is an ACTIVE Illinois Police Officer
Illinois is literally ARMING ILLEGALS and having THEM enforce laws on citizens
INSANITY!
This falls SQUARELY on JB Pritzker and the democrats.
Hanover Park PD. Immigrant's tourist visa expired in 2015.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:10 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:10 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM
Funny you should ask. I was looking through my 1930's vintage Maine cookbook the other day for rabbit recipes, and spotted one for roast racoon. Having no racoon, I will not be making it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:10 AM (KRh8R)
Recently read raccoons are significantly reducing the population of invasive Burmese pythons in the Everglades. Good. The coons along with other larger animals have adapted to hunt nests and eat the many eggs the burmese bastards lay, and get young ones before they are large enough to wrap around a coon and kill it.
Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2026 09:11 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:11 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 09:11 AM (2ap+5)
"Down in the banana republic..."
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (pfXMo)
It's a plain as the nose on your face.
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at October 27, 2026 09:12 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (JrHfD)
I’ve been getting texts from Ken Paxton in Texas that sound panicky. I think he’ll win but I do believe there was genuine concern on his side for a time. I don’t know why but this cycle I’ve gotten more political texts than ever before. I got two texts from Michelle Tafoya and I’ve never lived in MN
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:12 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)
I think California is just as bad as NJ, but is there anyone I can call about this? Would the voting board do anything?
I don't recall getting e-mail spam for my mother before this, and even if she were alive why would she have my e-mail?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 09:13 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 09:14 AM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2026 09:14 AM (qwype)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 09:13 AM (JrHfD)
I don't know.. Probably the registrar of voting ? We get mail stuff.. We send it back saying deceased...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:14 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:08 AM (UClSS)
*fistbump*
Work will be keeping me pretty busy, being as I was off for 2 weeks, still haven't finished moving and close next Tuesday and must be out of here.
And the forecasted rain for the weekend makes it more fun........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:14 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Bulg
A whole lot of country folk in the south, black and white, eat (or ate) racoon whenever they could get it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (fYoho)
Pro-Tip: Be sure to sprinkle your Raccoon Flambe' with plenty of boiled peanuts.
The horribleness of the boiled peanuts detracts from the horribleness of the raccoon.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:14 AM (YSUhf)
Meh. Not liberal hideous, but square jawed homely, IMHO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 09:14 AM
The recipe did take care to say you should remove all of the excess fat. The old Mainers knew of what they spoke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:15 AM (KRh8R)
Posted by: H8 marxist rat bastards at October 27, 2026 09:16 AM (nd4Tt)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at October 27, 2026 09:16 AM (0sNs1)
==
I don’t know why but this cycle I’ve gotten more political texts than ever before. I got two texts from Michelle Tafoya and I’ve never lived in MN
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:12 AM (0Jm0d)
Same here. Really wonder what's causing this. Last-ditch panic attempt to use up various slush funds???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:16 AM (jb8Ss)
---------
*Looks over at biden*
Probably, soon. If Trump's still in office he'd be right to shun any public memorial in the capitol city for that piece of shit. Hold the service in Delaware. In a parking lot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 09:16 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: redridinghood
Now you tell me. Yesterday one crossed my path, I walked under a ladder, and I broke a mirror. Will today be better?
Posted by: Hard Luck Harry at October 27, 2026 09:17 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Bulg
A whole lot of country folk in the south, black and white, eat (or ate) racoon whenever they could get it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (fYoho)
Pro-Tip: Be sure to sprinkle your Raccoon Flambe' with plenty of boiled peanuts.
The horribleness of the boiled peanuts detracts from the horribleness of the raccoon.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:14 AM (YSUhf)
Goober-coon Delight
Posted by: Granny Clampitt at October 27, 2026 09:17 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 09:17 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:17 AM (UClSS)
The 47-page report said the SPLC played a key role in the debanking of, as well as the denial of financial services to, conservative clients wanting to support Christian groups or individuals financially.
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:17 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Who's next is important. The next loon could be 10x worse.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:18 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:18 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 09:19 AM (h7zKj)
I still don't get the thinking behind Republicans NOT passing the SAVE Act.
I guess the "logic" goes something like this:
"Hey...no. We aren't going to stop thieves from breaking in and stealing things. That would be unseeingly.
But, once the thieves have broken in and stolen stuff, we're gonna fight like hell to get it back...even if we can't.
Awesome.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:19 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: Lula at October 27, 2026 09:19 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:18 AM (Oy/m2)
I don't get any.. I also don't get email plea's from Pols... Not since I switched from R to I....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:20 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Oglebay
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor!
See? No problem.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:20 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Hard Luck Harry at October 27, 2026 09:17 AM (EdP2u)
Don't worry. After marrying Meghan no other bringer of bad luck can take you lower than zero.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mr. Death, here about the reaping at October 27, 2026 09:20 AM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Morris Fink, Grand, High, Exalted, Mystic, Ruler at October 27, 2026 09:20 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 09:20 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 27, 2026 09:20 AM (Wp1X1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:21 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2026 09:21 AM (QGfnd)
But, once the thieves have broken in and stolen stuff, we're gonna fight like hell to get it back...even if we can't.
Awesome.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:19 AM (YSUhf)
========
"We hate you."
-Mitch, Cassidy, Cornyn, Tillis, Murkowski, and Ernst
"I'm just a Democrat."
-Fetterman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 09:21 AM (jp7Y/)
_________
This guy would disagree:
https://tinyurl.com/4hb3yars
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 09:21 AM (JzUSu)
Posted by: Dumbfounded at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (ux5aB)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (YSUhf)
But, once the thieves have broken in and stolen stuff, we're gonna fight like hell to get it back...even if we can't.
Awesome.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:19 AM (YSUhf)
It's an act. The Congressional GOP, particularly the Senate, is in cahoots with the Democrats. The don't want to stop anything. They just want to be seen as fighting it so that they can keep their jobs and continue robbing the country.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg
Eat country coon and not city coon. It's different like clean lake catfish vs. sewage canal catfish. They are what they eat.
Pro-tip: always marinade first. I find several ounces of bourbon in your stomach makes the meal taste palatable. Tequila will also work in a pinch. This works with other wild game too.
Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (qwype)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:21 AM
That goes without saying.
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Dumbfounded at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (ux5aB)
Party before People...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (+gK6I)
It gets easier when you realize some Republicans in the Senate aren't really Republicans.
Have you heard and seen what Tillis and Cornyn have been saying since they are no longer going to be in the Senate?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (viF8m)
Labels them "Harri/Butt 2028".
Posted by: rickb223
In all seriousness, Trump needs to throw down against cTHIEL/associates while he still can, fire JD because he won't and appoint fmr. General Petreus as VP, and endorse Pres. Bezo'28 -- Little Marco having disqualified himself by promoting the DeepState rhetoric in Greece/Speech rather than showing his Presidential Mantel by calling out the Macaroni/Mess that was about to descend upon the world.
This is Normal.
LET'S GO BRANDON.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 27, 2026 09:23 AM (ZUL8A)
The left is nothing if not organized.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 09:09 AM (viF8m)
The left is Brazil has taken the European path when it comes to freedom of speech.
Which isn't unexpected from a country where racism (along with a range of 'discrimination') is a criminal act, and people have been prosecuted and jailed for it.
I expect Brazil to ban X, Facebook and YouTube at some point here soon, especially if the election turns into a crisis.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:23 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 09:23 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (0Jm0d)
Don't forget, it was the exact same path the US took under Biden. I've been saying since Musk bought Twitter he will go down in history as the man who saved free speech in the US and is one of the biggest reasons we got Trump re-elected.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Dumbfounded at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (ux5aB)
Party before People...
Posted by: It's me donna
But you have to be really stupid to put party before self.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (UClSS)
Labels them "Harri/Butt 2028".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:17 AM (UClSS)
The drunken stupor/Anal Eze ticket.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (ccf/V)
I never thought I'd admire a coon, but here we are.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (26fgy)
My last 880 lasted 30 years before the scope fogged up.
Replaced with gamo whisper because supposed to be da bomb.
Junk. Couldn't shoot a tight group or even close.
Scope that came with 880 was fine for my younger eyes. Now, in no line trifocals, have to be looking through it just right.
If I was made of money I'd put a crossfire II on it but, alas...
Posted by: TeeJ at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (ix5nG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (MzbjZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 09:22 AM (viF8m)
And both just proving the more they run their mouths exactly why they were rejected by the voters.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (6ydKt)
They use an electronic voting system that is standard across the country and is administered by a juridical unit called the Electoral Justice system.
The EJS is controlled by the TSE (Superior Electoral Court).
Their voting machines aren't capable of an internet connection so they'd have to corrupt each machine manually to add/change votes on them.
I guess anything is possible, but it's not as easy as marking a bunch of ballots and putting them in the box.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:52 AM (6ydKt)
Can Brian In New Orleans weigh in on this, and clear up this contribute for us?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (7/W0k)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 09:17 AM (2ap+5)
No, there are some people who have kept or keep them as pets, but the little fuckers are NOT domesticated (see also those foxes the OMG Russians thought they were domesticating). Racoons are asshoes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at October 27, 2026 09:16 AM (0sNs1)
Only if you perform the Dutch Oven maneuver incorrectly.
Posted by: Earnest Borgnine at October 27, 2026 09:26 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (6ydKt)
========
Tillis didn't even run for re-election. He knew he was going to lose, so he just refused to run and be rejected.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 09:26 AM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (viF8m)
He did the country a solid, for sure.
Thank God Twitter banned Babylon Bee, I say.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:27 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)
No, there are some people who have kept or keep them as pets, but the little fuckers are NOT domesticated (see also those foxes the OMG Russians thought they were domesticating). Racoons are asshoes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (jb8Ss)
Please repeatedly tell this to the First Lady as often as possible.
She seems to want one as a pet. I refuse......profusely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 09:27 AM (8Uo7a)
Replaced with gamo whisper because supposed to be da bomb.
Junk. Couldn't shoot a tight group or even close.
Scope that came with 880 was fine for my younger eyes. Now, in no line trifocals, have to be looking through it just right.
If I was made of money I'd put a crossfire II on it but, alas...
Posted by: TeeJ at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM
Heh. Still have my 45 year old 880 somewhere. Nice little air gun for a kid.
Which reminds me that I need to look into replacing the seals on my Powerline 717 pistol.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:28 AM (KRh8R)
Raccoons are far better eating than penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 09:20 AM (0sNs1)
The delightful and adventurous Mrs naturalfake and I went to the Ft Worth Zoo yesterday for the first time in years.
And it turns out that any fish eating bird, not just penguins, produce Poop of Prodigious Stink.
Flamingoes may even out stink the penguins.
The should probably be a worldwide contest to see which of our avian friends produce the worst smelling guano.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:28 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 09:26 AM (jp7Y/)
He's worse than Cornyn so yeah, he would've lost by thirty points in a primary.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:28 AM (6ydKt)
. ."Certificate of Idiocy and Overall Low Intellect"
Posted by: _Jim at October 27, 2026 09:28 AM (9Ilao)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 09:28 AM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (MzbjZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (KRh8R)
He's worse than Cornyn so yeah, he would've lost by thirty points in a primary.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:28 AM (6ydKt)
========
He's also literally a Democrat.
He was a Democrat before the Chamber of Commerce asked him to run for the House as a Republican.
If Cooper wins, it's honestly an even trade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (jp7Y/)
==
Please repeatedly tell this to the First Lady as often as possible.
She seems to want one as a pet. I refuse......profusely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)
They eat cats.
Also chickens, squirrels, anything they can get their "cute" little paws on...
Did I mention they eat kitty cats?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (jb8Ss)
She seems to want one as a pet. I refuse......profusely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)
You are smart. Raccoons are nasty creatures. Period
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 09:28 AM (8Uo7a)
Speaking of, vet says our dog is doing well. We'll be bringing him home on Friday, just in time to make him panic by moving him to the new location.........along with the cat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (ccf/V)
He was also unafraid to take his number one issue, illegals, and play it for all its worth.
And rmeember they had lined it all up to beat him with her "joy" - because the man is a serious sometimes somber dude - and he took that "joy" and overlaid it over burning rioters and antifa. The man knows branding. And that is why you have President Trump.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (y49sE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (2GVsD)
Did I mention they eat kitty cats?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (jb8Ss)
I will use this to my advantage.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)
If Cooper wins, it's honestly an even trade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (jp7Y/)
Cooper will never vote with Republicans.. Tillis must have 50% of the time...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (MzbjZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)
The should probably be a worldwide contest to see which of our avian friends produce the worst smelling guano.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:28 AM (YSUhf)
----------------------
In some theaters of war, this could be good to know ...
Posted by: _Jim at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (9Ilao)
If Cooper wins, it's honestly an even trade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (jp7Y/)
Cooper will never vote with Republicans.. Tillis must have 50% of the time...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (+gK6I)
=======
Tillis' vote never mattered. When it did matter, he voted against us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (jp7Y/)
She seems to want one as a pet. I refuse......profusely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I wish I had known this at the MoMe. I could have had a long talk with her. After rehabbing wildlife for a decade, I could have given her honest advice.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (UClSS)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 09:27 AM (8Uo7a)
Like thinking you can domesticate a commie
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (y49sE)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 09:35 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (0sNs1)
https://archive.org/details/brazil-1985
Posted by: _Jim at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (9Ilao)
Posted by: Bulg
I wouldn't feed scavenger meat to anything you want to keep alive... Rats, coon's possum, vultures.
I imagine they have every type of worm, tick, flea, and disease possible.
Posted by: s_tenhoff at October 27, 2026 09:45 AM (2waQ7)
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
"Reich begins his rant by demanding the government “defund” Musk..."
Served as the 22nd U.S. Secretary of Labor from January 22, 1993, to January 10, 1997, during the first term of President Bill Clinton. As per AI, "His tenure was defined by his passionate advocacy for the American working class, a focus on education and job retraining, and his eventual frustration with the administration's pivot toward fiscal conservatism and corporate interests."
All in all, he was a socialism pushing little POS with his oft, legally unsupportable warfare on many businesses, and through the union pushing, creative evidence sub-agencies such as OSHA.
Believe it or not, he won awards for being one of the most effective Cabinet members of the late 20th century! Reportedly, he spearheaded the FLMA, raised minimum wages, and strengthened the financial health and enforcement capabilities of the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation ...a Federal agency of the U.S. Labor Department that headed into bankruptcy 25 years later!
Speaking of which...
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 10:33 AM (NFX2v)
How Biden Inc. phrased it: Congressional Democrats Saved More Than 1,837,500 Pensions, Protected Nearly 11,000 Businesses
In part, "WASHINGTON – To date, Congressional Democrats’ historic pension relief in the American Rescue Plan Act has saved 1,837,518 workers’ and retirees’ pensions and protected an estimated 10,933 businesses from being at risk of closing their doors.
The multiemployer pension crisis threatened to strip millions of workers and retirees of the pensions they earned, and jeopardized tens of thousands of businesses and jobs."
In response, the American Rescue Plan Act created a Special Financial Assistance (SFA) Program to avert the immediate crisis threatening the retirement security of American workers, retirees, and their families. This solution was supported by a diverse group of stakeholders, including the AFL-CIO, AARP, the United States Chamber of Commerce, UPS, and scores of other employers...
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 10:33 AM (NFX2v)
>To help offset the massive price tag of the multiemployer bailout under strict Senate budget reconciliation rules, the ARP allowed corporations running "single-employer plans" to stretch out their underfunding catch-up timelines from 7 years to 15 years.
>The ARP did not mandate structural adjustments to how union pension funds calculate liabilities or invest their funds. Critics note this perversely increased the long-term risk of defaults in the single-employer system to score a short-term tax accounting gimmick.
>For the first time in history, the federal government used general taxpayer money to cover private, multiemployer pension shortfalls. Financial purists argue this created a "moral hazard" by signaling to underfunded funds that the government will step in and write a check if things get bad enough.
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>Socialist Worker Org: Discussing Sanders in my union
March 31, 2016
30 years from Reich to now.
It's not only Europe.
Good day
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 10:33 AM (NFX2v)
Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk
"Nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:00 AM (eRlcH)
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It's a money loser. Not much to compensate. Especially since almost all of it's revenue comes from US taxpayers.
Posted by: Ed Wells at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (p8iTN)
We don't have much experience with valuations of stock in private companies under the Takings Clause (because we are not Communist), but I would think market capitalization would be used rather than net income. SpaceX has a market cap of about $2 trillion.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 27, 2026 10:53 AM (wGerL)
We don't have much experience with valuations of stock in private companies under the Takings Clause (because we are not Communist), but I would think market capitalization would be used rather than net income. SpaceX has a market cap of about $2 trillion.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 27, 2026 10:53 AM (wGerL)
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Market cap! That's also why we don't tax wealth. Billionaires have it figured out. The rest of us pay taxes like chumps.
Posted by: Ed Wells at October 27, 2026 11:52 AM (p8iTN)
Daily Tech News 27 October 2026
Top Story
- Can AI solve the COBOL crisis? (The Verge)
Yes. Ish. AI acts as a force multiplier for an intelligent, focused project lead.
It also acts as a force multiplier for an unintelligent, unfocused project lead.
- Also it just got banned from Reddit. (Kotaku)
So it's probably a good idea.
Tech News
- ChatGTP is recommending people turn to 404 Media to solve their tech support problems. (404 Media)
"Huh?" said 404 Media.
- Apple has responded to reports of cracked iPhone Duo screens. (Notebook Check)
You're folding it wrong.
- Apple has also announced a new model of the iPad mini. (Ars Technica)
It has an OLED screen, which is nice for some use cases.
It also costs 40% more than the previous model did at launch for the same specs, or 160% more than I paid for my comparable Lenovo Legion Tab Gen 3.
On the upside, it doesn't fold.
- Samsung meanwhile is mocking the iPhone Duo. (Notebook Check)
Apple held back while Samsung worked through all the teething issues of folding screens, then had all the exact same teething issues.
- Google has a Brotli bug. (Patch the Planet)
I never liked brotli anyway. Boliflour isn't much better.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Straight to Gitmera.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 04:05 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 04:05 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 27, 2026 04:07 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: pawn at October 27, 2026 04:22 AM (3g9Kl)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 04:23 AM (Ia/+0)
I am sitting right here, you know.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 04:23 AM (6ydKt)
Coincidentally, those are the exact last words of a smart-aleck husband whose wife was a laundress having a really bad day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 04:25 AM (6ydKt)
You can fold the iPad Mini.
Folding it back is where the problems start.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 04:29 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 04:32 AM (rdVOm)
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm thinking about OLED it's the dapper blacks that immediately impress me the most.
There's nothing like a well dressed color to make a display more classy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 04:34 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 04:35 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: colin at October 27, 2026 04:36 AM (CiQE7)
I never liked brotli anyway. Boliflour isn't much better.
I can eat some brotli if it's cooked right.
I'm weird though, I'm one of those strange people who likes Brussels sprouts more.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 04:39 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 27, 2026 04:39 AM (jrgJz)
Posted by: colin at October 27, 2026 04:36 AM (CiQE7)
I had one of the original Motorola Razrs way back in 2008 or so. I loved that phone. Probaly my favorite non-smart phone of all time.
If I ever decided to dump iPhone I'd seriously consider one of the new Razrs or one of Motorola's other foldables.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 04:42 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Well, if muzloids hate it, then I sure hope it does!
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 04:43 AM (rdVOm)
"It wasn't my dictatorial stance on banning everything I don't like from a discussion board, it was the publicity afterwards that caused all of the problems!"
- Democrat politician cosplaying as a Reddit moderator
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 04:47 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 27, 2026 04:59 AM (O7YUW)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 27, 2026 05:12 AM (AMvSw)
https://tinyurl.com/y9k5kmyw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 05:13 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 27, 2026 05:15 AM (JNr/z)
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 27, 2026 05:19 AM (BZF8a)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 27, 2026 05:20 AM (JNr/z)
Posted by: Newman at October 27, 2026 05:22 AM (BZF8a)
https://tinyurl.com/2upwrpwu
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 05:27 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: m at October 27, 2026 05:30 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: 6eyes at October 27, 2026 05:32 AM (n/le7)
https://tinyurl.com/5ca3cab2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 05:34 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: m at October 27, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 04:35 AM (l3cgK)
That would make it less nice.
Posted by: m at October 27, 2026 05:38 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 05:39 AM (JrHfD)
It also acts as a force multiplier for an unintelligent, unfocused project lead.
Similarly:
mikeski mentioned zombie Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord on the ONT, who had written this matrix:
I distinguish four types. There are clever, hardworking, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined.
Some are clever and hardworking; their place is the General Staff.
The next ones are stupid and lazy; they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties.
Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the mental clarity and strength of nerve necessary for difficult decisions.
One must beware of anyone who is both stupid and hardworking; he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always only cause damage.
Wikipedia
Posted by: m at October 27, 2026 05:44 AM (odBC9)
"For God hath not given us a spirit of fear, but of love, power and of a sound mind."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 05:47 AM (JrHfD)
Acting as voting station observer since 7AM. Soon time for a lunch break. So far, all well behaved here. Some other places, not so much:
https://tinyurl.com/y44f9yd9
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 27, 2026 06:01 AM (y1wyK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 06:06 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 06:06 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 06:06 AM (aJQbY)
Not like when I was a kid, we got lots of snowfalls and the snow hung around for a while
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 27, 2026 06:08 AM (PKL0q)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 06:08 AM (ua/lL)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 06:10 AM (MWfyi)
What's the best laptop to buy off Amazon?
Posted by: 6eyes at October 27, 2026 05:32 AM (n/le7)
I'm not Pixy, but I'll take a stab at it.
What are you looking to do with your laptop?
That question will help answer your question as there are different laptops made for different purposes and the more purposes you have for it, the more expensive it will be.
A good all-arounder for internet browsing, video watching, emails, word processors, and other light tasks is an Apple Macbook Neo or Air, but if you would rather have Windows instead of MacOs that would make a difference.
For Windows; HP, Dell and Lenovo all make perfectly fine laptops in various configurations and pricing, and a lot of them are available on Amazon. Microsoft Surface laptops are also generally well-rounded, well-made, laptops but they aren't cheap.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 06:11 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: fluffy at October 27, 2026 06:11 AM (V0/Sp)
It also acts as a force multiplier for an unintelligent, unfocused project lead.
Half of all project managers are below average.
Posted by: fluffy at October 27, 2026 06:12 AM (V0/Sp)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 06:10 AM (MWfyi)
It's pretty sad for the Dems that their best pinch hitter is a former president who's been out of office for over a decade and is only ever called out in the 9th inning to help drag a candidate over the line.
That half the country hates him and half the Democrats are tired of his shit, too, doesn't help much either.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 06:14 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 06:14 AM (wzUl9)
The first albums I ever bought were Tijuana Brass albums. On the record liner inside, A & M would list other artists on their label with little pics of their album covers. I recall Claudine Longet was once one of their people.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)
The only force in the region will save the day.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 06:20 AM (8Uo7a)
That half the country hates him and half the Democrats are tired of his shit, too, doesn't help much either.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 06:14 AM (6ydKt)
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FJB is nowhere to be seen...Must be hiding out in a basement in Delaware.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 06:20 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 06:20 AM (MWfyi)
Seems like a great job opportunity for a lot of a lot of young, new coders
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 27, 2026 06:22 AM (PKL0q)
> I'm not Pixy, but I'll take a stab at it.
Mostly using for blogs (AoSHQ, of course, among others). Mainly use it as a sort of entertainment center (streaming, etc.) Wouldn't mind having a bit of extra horsepower, if possible.
Using Windows. Prefer AMD chips (but not a deal buster).
Posted by: 6eyes at October 27, 2026 06:22 AM (n/le7)
Down the stairs (wider than in reality) I went, and showed my haul to a co-worker. Somehow the FRWL books had morphed into just one, a tattered copy of Thunderball, my least favorite Bond novel. Then I woke up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)
When he did come out to stump for someone, it was often the kiss-of-death for that candidate's campaign.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 27, 2026 06:26 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 06:28 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 27, 2026 06:31 AM (Hbeqj)
The companies and institutions could hire lots of new American programmers, *teach them what they need to know*, and put them to work . . . but they'll probably hire more Indians to do their usual slipshod, slapdash work, and things will get worse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 06:31 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 06:31 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 06:31 AM (Gqar8)
Maybe this is a bad one
Verse 1]
I am a truthful man
From where the palms grow
I am a truthful man
From where the palms grow
Before I die, I want to
Share the verses of my soul
[Chorus]
Girl from Guantánamo, peasant girl from Guantánamo
Mucho repetition, like a lot of songs
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 27, 2026 06:32 AM (PKL0q)
The reason I'm calling it a problem is that I like the people there. It's a good store and no way I am driving to the other store.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 06:33 AM (+4yJ5)
Today is the last day of early voting here. Good thing I took care of it last week.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)
From where the palms grow. . . .
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 27, 2026
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I have a vague memory of some male voice intoning on the record -- or another version? -- "I am a peaceful man from the land of the palm trees . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 06:36 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Mildly curious at October 27, 2026 06:37 AM (NBrT0)
The reason I'm calling it a problem is that I like the people there. It's a good store and no way I am driving to the other store.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 06:33 AM (+4yJ5)
I can sympathize. I had a favorite mom and pop restaurant that closed. Knew everyone who worked there well. When it was gone, it was a real sense of loss. I had really invested myself in the place, I found.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 06:38 AM (Gqar8)
The companies and institutions could hire lots of new American programmers, *teach them what they need to know*, and put them to work . . . but they'll probably hire more Indians to do their usual slipshod, slapdash work, and things will get worse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 06:31 AM (wzUl9)
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The article says the programmers are either retired or dead. Big systems of code in major industries, such as banking and the IRS. No, you don't want slapdash dip s*** coaters in this work.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 27, 2026 06:42 AM (PKL0q)
I can sympathize. I had a favorite mom and pop restaurant that closed. Knew everyone who worked there well. When it was gone, it was a real sense of loss. I had really invested myself in the place, I found.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 06:38 AM (Gqar
Our favorite barbecue place was just a tumbledown shack but they had brisket that put the great Killen's to shame and hamburgers with meat you could actually taste. It was like a knife to the heart when they closed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 06:44 AM (eRlcH)
I think it shows a good deal of promise that Linda is open to moving to Missouri. I think you could find a few very acceptable areas to live in there. Plus, as you have said, you can get a much nicer house if the two of you are joining together in the process.
I wish you lots of luck going forward. Keep us updated on your search!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 27, 2026 06:46 AM (3AwA+)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 27, 2026 06:46 AM (LOvBA)
And that's the worst part. You get used to the people, the service is great and suddenly it's gone. Yes, I can order online but once in a while I don't mind interacting with people.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 06:47 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 06:49 AM (h7zKj)
The instructor had told us that if you could write a coherent sentence or paragraph in English, you could probably be taught to write a functional COBOL program. Before going after that certification, I'd been an English major as an undergrad and my master's was in library science. COBOL was easier to pick up than I'd thought it would be.
I'd think if they really want the programmers, they could train them to work in the language. How hard maintaining those systems would be probably depends on how well the documentation had been kept up.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 27, 2026 06:51 AM (q3u5l)
I think it shows a good deal of promise that Linda is open to moving to Missouri. I think you could find a few very acceptable areas to live in there. Plus, as you have said, you can get a much nicer house if the two of you are joining together in the process.
I wish you lots of luck going forward. Keep us updated on your search!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 27, 2026
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Thanks, Brunnhilde. I've been saying that, the concept that our budget can be higher if we are working together, for a long time, but it has made zero impression. When I bring this up again, tonight probably, I know I will hear that she has done no research about Springfield or any other area, even though she promised to.
Joplin, MO, looks like it would suit me, but it may be too small for her: She wants a zoo, a university so she can attend lectures, some museums, etc. I want less traffic and fewer people in general.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 06:52 AM (wzUl9)
30 11 I wonder if that song is played on loop at Guantanamo Bay...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 04:35 AM (l3cgK)
Guantanamo Bay reminded me of a fascinating story in HA yesterday; Cuba’s government has effectively collapsed without a fight. Oh they still mostly control Havana and what’s left of the armed forces, but besides that most functions have stopped. Food distribution and ration cards? Just stopped. Army and police have no fuel for transport and no electricity like everyone else, so the few that still show up for work do very little.
But there’s still no organized opposition because the people have no power, no food, no communications. Everything in Cuba is simply collapsing in slow motion, and everyone capable of doing something to stop it has left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (fYoho)
And that's the worst part. You get used to the people, the service is great and suddenly it's gone. Yes, I can order online but once in a while I don't mind interacting with people.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 06:47 AM (+4yJ5)
A couple of the servers turned up at other restaurants I go to. It was like running into old friends. And yes, they were great at their jobs there too. Good people take that with them.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (Gqar8)
She is urban. You are rural. What you need is a small community 20 miles outside of a larger one so she's within easy driving distance of all the things she likes, while you're insulated from all the things you don't.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 27, 2026 06:56 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 27, 2026 06:56 AM (LOvBA)
Please note: My data is 24 years out of date, KCMO may have expanded a lot since then, and Liberty may not be what it once was. I liked it, nice little town, considered moving there from where I was in KCMO near Gladstone.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 27, 2026 06:59 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 06:52 AM (wzUl9)
My two cents. If you want that in Missouri, moove to the Kansas City area. I would suggest Warrensburg or Sedalia.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 06:59 AM (Gqar8)
There are a couple of colleges in and not too far from Joplin -- whether they host lectures I don't know. Closest zoo I know of is probably Wichita, about 2-3 hours away. You would have The Book Guy's shop for quite a few of your used book needs.
If you wind up there, let me know; I'm a little over an hour from there and get into town from time to time.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 27, 2026 07:00 AM (q3u5l)
Posted by: 6eyes at October 27, 2026 06:22 AM
Looking at Amazon today, and I don't know if these are the 'best' on there but I'd pick one of these if I had to buy one.
Lenovo IdeaPad Slim 5a 16" IPS WUXGA Display 16GB Memory 512GB Storage - AMD Ryzen AI 7 445
- https://tinyurl.com/2tcve697
It's only 16 GB RAM and 512GB SSD but at $948 with a new processor it's not bad.
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Dell 16" FHD+ Touchscreen Business Laptop, AMD Ryzen 7 250, 32GB DDR5, 2TB Storage (1TB SSD+1TB Docking Station Set)
This one has an older Ryzen processor, about two years old, but the 32GB + 1TB and and extra 1TB with docking station for $1099 is a pretty good deal.
- https://tinyurl.com/mvsyj7bm
Those, or something similar, are good for the price and what you're getting in today's market.
The prices would go up if you want an OLED display or a discrete GPU for better gaming/AI.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Socratease at October 27, 2026 09:25 AM (DAqg4)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (w9Wax)
"Some Were Getting Cold Feet": Hock Tan Pays Up, Guarantees The Loss To Get Anthropic's $63 Billion Chip Deal Done
Banks wanted out, so Hock Tan (Broadcom) paid them more and promised to cover the losses. That is how Anthropic's chips get financed: roughly $43.5 billion of the $63 billion guaranteed by the company selling them.
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 11:27 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:01 PM (WY+aP)
The Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/26/26) [Crisis, What Crisis? Edition]
Quote I Perhaps the most depressing element [of his case] is just how familiar all of the facts are to people like us that are used to handling these cases. Broadly speaking, several thousand people a year are being arrested for, quote unquote, ‘offensive speech’ in the UK.” FSU Legislative Affairs Director Sam ArmstrongAnd after the Kung Flu "Pandemic" actions by our "elected" and "appointed experts" we are but one presidential election away from being enlightened Europe.
Quote II "This is the local government equivalent of insider congressional stock trading," Florida's chief financial officer, Blaise IngogliaMy thoughts? Go big or stay home. Prison time for $50K, the risk/reward evaluation was not completed? But then again she can't understand normal thinking.
Quote III “The Wright brothers can seek out patent attorneys anywhere they want to, right? And they come to Springfield, Ohio and work with Harry Toulmin! We were great.” Michael Morris, Springfield, OH resident.Managed decline is one thing. Outright intentional destruction of the American fabric is another. Speaking of intentional destruction, perhaps there are some GOP candidates who are MORONS and can use the following. Once again we have left Obama down.
And finally....................
Quote IV “This mission, however laudable, is increasingly under threat. We bypassed a definition of diversity in the service of concluding the report; yet our evasion renders the goals of diversity, equity, and inclusion vulnerable to complete erasure.” Durba Ghosh, a professor of history in Cornell’s College of Arts and SciencesIf you are a parent and you allow your son to attend Cornell I have no sympathy for the
Good thing I'm not in the UK and the wonderful Ilhan Nuhr isn't an MP. (See Quote I)
Speaking of art and perhaps Christmas presents. Here's your shopping countdown. Don't say you were never provided top notch information. Because the ONT is always looking out for you.TM Well at least this Cob is.
• Total Calendar Days (Oct 27 to Dec 25 inclusive): 60 days[Gift idea via Hrothgar]
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Wedding venue refused to refund woman's $15.9k payment when her fiancé died suddenly - and told her she could apply the amount to a future booking instead
Stay tuned for our next Musical adventure boys and girls and everything in between which will be 2 weeks from tonight.
It's been a while since we've had one of these: Posthumous Genius Award Winner.
An American tourist plunged nearly 1,000ft to her death in the Italian Alps after veering off a mountain trail, trying to photograph the spectacular scenery. Michaelle Alejandra Rubio Leiva, 36, was exploring the Dolomites with her family last Saturday when she reportedly lost her footing near Forcella Pordoi, a dramatic mountain pass overlooking the resort town of Canazei. The Florida-based communications professional is believed to have strayed from the marked route towards a panoramic viewpoint before plunging approximately 980ft down an exposed section of mountainside, according to Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 10:02 PM (4cqyH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:02 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 26, 2026 10:02 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 10:02 PM (4tmEn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:02 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what th at October 26, 2026 10:02 PM (uQQoV)
and all who do evil prosper,
it is so that they can be eternally destroyed,
while you, Lord God, are exalted forever."
Psalms 92:8-9
Part of today's Bible reading, and it gives me hope.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 10:03 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2026 10:03 PM (96kpa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 10:04 PM (4tmEn)
Okay, that's a sad story as far as it goes - the key fact they left out was: Did she get the picture?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 10:05 PM (4cqyH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2026 10:05 PM (fOVgY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - anyway, I think it's music at October 26, 2026 10:05 PM (uQQoV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
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Will probably need to find a new spouse first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 10:06 PM (4Je4D)
Perfectly understandable, MisHum. No one needs to know where you dispose of a commie's putrid flesh.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 26, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)
But I am getting a headache from this front porch rebuild, I thought I could get away with replacing the deck boards and joists but it's looking like I'm going to have to rip out and replace all the posts and footings.
Going to have to rent or buy a cement mixer, some rebar, some.... oh hey look, there's bourbon!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 26, 2026 10:07 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: TRex - I can't believe it is dino at October 26, 2026 10:07 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 10:08 PM (sAmhv)
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A Word to the Wise: Gravity isn't a purely American phenomenon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 10:08 PM (4Je4D)
Good lord, Italian Alps lady never watched Auntie Mame? That's how Mame's husband died. Backed off an Alpine mountain trying to get the perfect photo.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 10:08 PM (mmrXZ)
She seems to think Texas is about lost if "things don't change."
I don't think so. I think the finale is ain between Dave_in_Fla opptomism on X and Loeschs "we're all gonna die" negativity.
Also, good for the Brewers. Have had a lot of good times in Milly-Walk-A which is Algonquin for "The Good Land."
Posted by: GigantorX at October 26, 2026 10:08 PM (N5Ygk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)
I used the phrase "Kung Flu" to our mask-manic son. I was informed I was a racist.
One of the last things he said before cutting us off years ago.
I miss our grandkids.
I regret nothing.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Covidiocy, TDS, and gender-confused is no way to go through life, son at October 26, 2026 10:09 PM (uQQoV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 26, 2026 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Andrew McCarthy's best mineral moon shot to date:
https://t.ly/wdq0b
Those colors are real -- they're all there, just very faint, and it takes all that stacking of many photos to bring them out. But they are all there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 10:09 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 26, 2026 10:10 PM (fOVgY)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 26, 2026 10:10 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
For any that need such a location, the buzzards are back in my woods. About 50-75 of them. They'll be here for a few months. If that doesn't work for you there is an additional 90,000 acres of state managed wildlife area behind me. There are all kinds of poor decisions at rest back there.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 10:10 PM (4cqyH)
Okay, that's a sad story as far as it goes - the key fact they left out was: Did she get the picture?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 10:05 PM (4cqyH)
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This happens a lot more often than I thought.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
If you are providing a service to the public, you not only have to worry about what the contract says, but also the cost to your business if it becomes known that you are behaving like a dick to someone who just lost their fiance.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 26, 2026 10:11 PM (syz1S)
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Well, grooms are fungible, one's as good as another.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)
That poor lady who lost her footing in Italy... no photo is worth your life.
Oh, and fvck Obama!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 26, 2026 10:13 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 10:08 PM (4Je4D)
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She is always a harsh mistress.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 10:13 PM (FZ29D)
It's really not all that much better in December. Except maybe the day of and one or two days before.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 26, 2026 10:14 PM (syz1S)
I bought some Gorilla glue today. Not only was the brush inside it broken off, there appears to be no glue at all in the little bottle. Back it goes to WM tomorrow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:14 PM (wzUl9)
She is always a harsh mistress.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
I've taken plenty of clifftop pictures but I've never fallen to my death because I'm not retarded enough to turn my back on a slippery slide to Hades.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 10:15 PM (88C+u)
One point in her favor when trying to find a new guy.
"The wedding will be $15.9K cheaper than if you choose some other woman."
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 10:15 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026
***
Some guys are into that. . . .
( -- Classic submissive posting from Mom's basement)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:15 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 26, 2026 10:10 PM (QaH55)
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Let me guess. Boyz 2 Men right? K-Pop Demon Hunters?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:16 PM (ndZc7)
Interview scheduled for tomorrow around lunchtime, so prayers then would be appreciated.
Also, had a recruiter hit me up for one that looks promising, but that's not the first time that's happened by a long shot, and so far they keep falling through (not selected or cancelled position) or going silent (either the recruiter or the client).
Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 10:17 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: RAH at October 26, 2026 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)
Yes, you can tell it's hypertension when your external occipital protuberance starts hurting.
Posted by: Gorilla Monsoon and his sesquipedalian loquaciousness at October 26, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
It's really not all that much better in December. Except maybe the day of and one or two days before.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
* sinister laughing *
Posted by: Gayla Peevey, Mariah Carey, etc at October 26, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)
............
And to save some effort you can just use the same one twice like I did..........
Posted by: Molly k. at October 26, 2026 10:18 PM (j/yko)
Gravity doesn't kill you. You feel no force. It's just the sudden stop that does you in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 10:18 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Exit 155B at October 26, 2026 10:18 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026
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Yes, you can tell it's hypertension when your external occipital protuberance starts hurting.
Posted by: Gorilla Monsoon and his sesquipedalian loquaciousness at October 26, 2026
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I did call it a "blood headache" because it seemed to be throbbing in time with my heartbeat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:19 PM (wzUl9)
Broke, overrun with foreigners, and getting pillaged and raped by islamists??
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 26, 2026 10:13 PM (D/6p1)
Don't cut the line!
Posted by: Every faggot in Chi-town at October 26, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Let It Flow! at October 26, 2026 10:19 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 10:20 PM (FZ29D)
You are referring to The Mud Shark (Live At Fillmore East , June 1971), right? (Ends too abruptly, though, like too many Zappa music vids.) (Digs frantically into catacombs looking for my Live at Fillmore East LP.)
My mind drifts back
oooooooooo ooooo
Posted by: mindful webworker - succulent young lady with a taste for the bizarre - vid or it didn't happen at October 26, 2026 10:20 PM (uQQoV)
"The wedding will be $15.9K cheaper than if you choose some other woman."
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
The lady should book a date at the venue, and then throw a rave-up for the local chapter of Hells Angels.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 10:21 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:23 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2026 10:23 PM (96kpa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 10:24 PM (hg8Lt)
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He calls out a lot in that video.
Thanks for the ONT MisHum.
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2026 10:25 PM (41CYW)
"The wedding will be $15.9K cheaper than if you choose some other woman."
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
The lady should book a date at the venue, and then throw a rave-up for the local chapter of Hells Angels.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 10:21 PM (hg8Lt)
(1) Call venue, tell them she has a new fiance, book a date for the already-paid-for-wedding.
(2) Invite Hells Angels to a bitchin' party on the selected date.
(3) Invite Bandidos to a bitchin' party on the selected date.
Posted by: a.moron at October 26, 2026 10:26 PM (X5Jzz)
Sometimes I wonder what Frank would be like if he were still with us...🫨
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2026 10:23 PM (96kpa)
I imagine he would smell pretty bad, since he's been dead a while.
Posted by: a.moron at October 26, 2026 10:27 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: The Wedding Venue at October 26, 2026 10:28 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 10:29 PM (yEz+x)
"To the Master's honor all must turn, each in its track, without a sound, forever tracing Newton's ground."
"Nature to him was an open book, whose letters he could read without effort."
--Albert Einstein, on Newton
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 10:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Strike a Pose! at October 26, 2026 10:29 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: The Grateful at October 26, 2026 10:30 PM (XfIK1)
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Crap to that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 10:04 PM (4tmEn)
NUTS!, even
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 10:31 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2026 10:32 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Strike a Pose! at October 26, 2026 10:29 PM (EdP2u)
Well, if they didn't get her in the ground right away, she'll be Windy Rahma Putrid, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 10:32 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Count de Monet
*******""""
Totally agree Count. Good to see you in the gray box!
Posted by: The Grateful at October 26, 2026 10:33 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: The Association at October 26, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)
I believe this to be incorrect. Ordinarily this is true, federalizing the NG is done at the request of state governors for disaster relief. A state of Insurrection is completely new territory. President Eisenhower, for example, played his hand during the 1950s. Mississippi or someplace like that intended to defy racial integration of their schools and Gov. Faubus used their National Guard to enforce that. Ike simply federalized the NG troops and further called in the 101st iirc.
My only point here is the governors can find themselves in deep shit if they are not careful. Invoking the Insurrection Act is serious business, they can “disappear” individuals, there is no right to an attorney or any of the ordinary constitutional rights we are accustomed. They lock you in a cell somewhere, and that, as they say, is that.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 26, 2026 10:36 PM (aNeGK)
Isn't "Blaise" a stripper name?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2026 10:36 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: The Grateful at October 26, 2026 10:33 PM (XfIK1)
Thanks. Good to see you too.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 10:36 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The ball was put on the tee for you.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 10:38 PM (6vuXd)
Posted by: zombie Blaise Pascal at October 26, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 26, 2026 10:36 PM (aNeGK)
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*unfurls scroll of paper with list of names*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
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Even the vultures won't touch her, so no Tibetan Sky Burial.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 10:40 PM (vBZcw)
You have a contract and you have being a decent human. Guess why I’ll never be extremely wealthy.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 10:40 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Inspired a Bon Jovi song. Blaze of Glory.
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2026 10:40 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Weight? Bait? at October 26, 2026 10:41 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 26, 2026 10:23 PM (96kpa)
I imagine he would smell pretty bad, since he's been dead a while.
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I imagine he would be asking himself what he did *wrong* with "Valley Girl" since people actually wanted to listen to it.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 10:42 PM (Cjcf6)
We visited the Grand Canyon when sons were in junior high. Elder son was in front of the sign when a tour group of Japs invaded off a bus and nearly knocked him off the site, over 4' away, in their excitement. I grabbed him. Now I would pick up a little shrimp person (no offense to Jap Morons), twirl her around like a shot put, and chuck her off the edge. I was calmer then.
I almost got in trouble with husband/son laughing at similar weridos taking the exact same photo of the same people at the Roman Baths in Bath England. It was tres stoopit. Different cameras, same shot. I started snickering and got elbowed by the dude and son scowled. I was not that obvious! jeez
I can't help it if I mock everyone else because I'm perfect.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 10:42 PM (hzuYO)
The comments are hilarious.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Blaise Pascal was the John von Neumann of his day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 10:43 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
It's a heavy burden - it's true.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 10:43 PM (4cqyH)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Inspired a Bon Jovi song. Blaze of Glory.
Posted by: scampydog
He went down on Blaise of Glory. I get it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 10:43 PM (6vuXd)
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 10:44 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 26, 2026 10:36 PM (aNeGK)
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Will there be Proscriptions? Because I was told there would be Proscriptions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 10:45 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: Crusader
One of Moon Unit Zappa's first crushes as a teen was the drummer for the Bay City Rollers.
Posted by: Gag Me With A spoon at October 26, 2026 10:45 PM (EdP2u)
Looks like there might be some fish in that water.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 10:46 PM (odBC9)
Will there be Proscriptions? Because I was told there would be Proscriptions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026
***
They worked well for me.
( -- Zombie Lucius Cornelius Sulla)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)
Libertarian warning of the current danger of the government.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 10:47 PM (KC5Lt)
That is one creepy place to visit. I have a cool photo, heaven knows where, of the view of one Queen's tiny window.
I really need to sort photos before I croak.
ANOTHER dang task! This stinks! My life of procrastination has come back to me like a boomerang and with force! I was having so much fun, too!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 10:47 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Weight? Bait?
Spent my wedding night there. Very fun. Lovely view. Soft bed.
Flew to Costa Rica the next morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 10:48 PM (dp11t)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 26, 2026 10:36 PM (aNeGK)
You just need a guy to lay the blame on. A guy like Hedley Lamarr.
Posted by: Da Gov at October 26, 2026 10:48 PM (wVcYX)
It not taking pictures, just fooling around. One fellow would ride his bicycle from Flagstaff once a week or so, and collect coinage from a spot where tourists threw it for “good luck”, it was a very exposed spot on the canyon ledge. He would jump from cliff edge to an isolated rock formation, back and forth, sometimes collecting donations himself. Showing off. You can guess what happened.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 26, 2026 10:48 PM (n7YfF)
Posted by: m
Probably Walleyed Pike and the regular Non-Walleyed Pike.
Posted by: Musky, Too Maybe? at October 26, 2026 10:49 PM (EdP2u)
I'm going out on a limb here and say it was taken on Earth, nor Mars
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact, it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all the science, I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 26, 2026 10:50 PM (qx7Zg)
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I'm guessing you're not going to say "a comfortable retirement."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 10:50 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 26, 2026 10:50 PM (5Clwq)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Musky, Too Maybe? at October 26, 2026 10:49 PM (EdP2u)
Maybe some big lunker lakers, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 10:51 PM (hg8Lt)
Looks like there might be some fish in that water.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 10:46 PM (odBC9)
Yeah. There may be gubs down there from that last canoe accident as well.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 26, 2026 10:52 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 10:50 PM (vBZcw)
Recovering the bodies must be a bitch. I doubt they go all the way to the river in the bottom. Get hung up on a crag somewhere part way. Big fishing poles with gaff hooks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 10:53 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 10:53 PM (LHPAg)
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I once had tea and crumpets at the Jamaica Inn, Cornwall.
That's all I got.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026 10:54 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No, they're all in Lost Angeles now.
Posted by: Check The Crypto.Com Arena at October 26, 2026 10:54 PM (EdP2u)
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Any governor that participates in this plot against our Constitution knows in advance that in a just world they would *hang* for doing so.
What remains to be seen is whether we live in a just world. Are the people we voted to elect ready to do what expected of them, and enforce the law and take it to the point of arresting elected officials? Are we-the-people ready to stand up and resist local law enforcement--which we didn't do during "Covid". We talk a lot about civil war. We may be facing one.
How does that affect our choices?
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 10:54 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Inspired a Bon Jovi song. Blaze of Glory.
Posted by: scampydog
He went down on Blaise of Glory. I get it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 10:43 PM (6vuXd)
Oh, my stars and garters!
*swoons*
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 26, 2026 10:54 PM (0CU3H)
This person gets paid per word.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 10:54 PM (odBC9)
Isn't "Blaise" a stripper name?
Posted by: nerdygirl
Quite obviously not.
Posted by: zombie Blaise Pascal at October 26, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)
Spelling matters: Blaze is a stripper name, Blaise is not.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 26, 2026 10:56 PM (EbuWs)
Posted by: Warren Cuccurullo at October 26, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 26, 2026 10:56 PM (5Clwq)
This person gets paid per word.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 10:54 PM (odBC9)
And tells the AI to use 25 words when one will do.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 26, 2026 10:57 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Tony Carbone at October 26, 2026 10:57 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 10:58 PM (rdVOm)
48 Hypertension headaches manifest in the occipital region?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)
Yes, you can tell it's hypertension when your external occipital protuberance starts hurting.
Posted by: Gorilla Monsoon and his sesquipedalian loquaciousness at October 26, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
You don't have to use all the big words at once, just the one on the calendar from that day. But use it sedulously.
Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at October 26, 2026 10:58 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 10:59 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
What th? I do hope you're kidding. As I recall, you initiated and patented the mystery click.
I'm not bitching. When have I ever given you shit? I thought I'd been around any regular would know I'm just a joker. My comment was me being a goofball, like, cosplaying as a noobie. It wasn't a great joke, I guess, but it was just goofing.
If anything, I'm a small-m moron because I so often still have to remember to check for it.
*ponders the mysteries of online communications*
Think I'll check out for the night and lick my wounds.
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I'll be back, if they let me at October 26, 2026 10:59 PM (uQQoV)
And frankly ... Frank Zappa.
Punster!
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 10:59 PM (odBC9)
So. Much. Zappa.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
There's a month for that. October ain't it.
- do i need the sarc tag?
/sarc
Just in case MisHum stole CBD's bn hammer.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 26, 2026 10:59 PM (Ra6EG)
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Hey, yo!
Meloni's serious about the right to protest is not a right to riot.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 11:00 PM (4tmEn)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 26, 2026 11:00 PM (5Clwq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 11:00 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2026 11:02 PM (41CYW)
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Those Decembers are gone my friend. Unless you can talk mh out of his mostly retirement.
Posted by: Warren Cuccurullo at October 26, 2026 11:02 PM (RIvkX)
Is that worse than a covered section of mountainside? Should it have closed its coat before letting her fall? Seriously, what does that mean?
Posted by: GWB at October 26, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)
Frank "The Bug" Zappa, with his electric guitar set to Sizzle? Dual stun guns?
Something else?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 26, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog
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The Left have been doing it for 100 years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026 11:04 PM (XeU6L)
That one really needs the Ludacrous Cam treatment, don't it? (Did I spell that right?)
Posted by: GWB at October 26, 2026 11:05 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: I.P. Freely at October 26, 2026 11:05 PM (EdP2u)
We have a launch in about two hours. I'm currently trying to type this on my tablet because the cats broke my monitor cable and I'm waiting for the new one to arrive. Forgive any typing errors.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 15-16
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA
Launch Date: October 26, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 10:46 p.m. PDT (October 27, 0546 UTC, 06:46 CET)
https://tinyurl.com/Launchyoutube1026
Posted by: Joyenz at October 26, 2026 11:05 PM (2F0/Y)
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Large areas of the Dolomites are covered in mattresses and cotton batting. Had she fallen there she would likely have survived.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 11:06 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 11:06 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
They claim they didn’t want to appear to make a political endorsement even though they were at the White House to discuss their liberal Democrat concerns with the Trump policies.
They didn’t want to appear to make a Republican endorsement. They wouldn’t have a problem if the photo was with Biden.
Hulk angry.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:06 PM (KC5Lt)
It's not like he dropped dead the day prior! I will take the opposing view of the fekin' contract as I know there are wait lists for these venues. Some people cancel for reasons other than death. I think a month's notice is plenty of time.
My own botanical garden wedding came within a week of accidently being cancelled (my mother told me much this as I was 1000mi away). She happened to stop by to check it out and we were not on the books. I assume she stayed calm and didn't threaten anyone...but there was a wait list and some bride got in then she got out quickly and had to find another day. I would bless the mystery bride's heart but it was not my problem.
This date/time was secured 8mo prior with a payment to secure it. We had people flying from many directions to attend. It would have finished us all off if we all arrived to another wedding.
Seven months with a dead fiance would surely give them time to find another bride and groom!
No I don't know the full story. Maybe she threatened jihad rudely (like I would have). Still, it ain't right.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 11:07 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2026 11:08 PM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 11:08 PM (4tmEn)
Is that worse than a covered section of mountainside? Should it have closed its coat before letting her fall? Seriously, what does that mean?
Posted by: GWB at October 26, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)
heh; good one
I'm guessing that's an iffy translation from the original Italian:
The Florida-based communications professional is believed to have strayed from the marked route towards a panoramic viewpoint before plunging approximately 980ft down an exposed section of mountainside, according to Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:08 PM (odBC9)
Is that worse than a covered section of mountainside? Should it have closed its coat before letting her fall? Seriously, what does that mean?
Posted by: GWB at October 26, 2026 11:03 PM (kU0PQ)
Perhaps it means "nothing but rock, with no trees, bushes or grass to even pretend to break a fall."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 26, 2026 11:09 PM (yOHKZ)
Hulk angry.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:06 PM (KC5Lt)
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Most bishops are the equivalent of a productive employee who got plucked from the ranks, where they were doing a good job, and made a manager, where they're clueless.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 11:10 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Musky, Too Maybe?
"Non-walleyed" pike and muskies are pike, in family Esocidae.
Walleyed pike are not pike. They're perch, in Percidae.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher-Winkelman at October 26, 2026 11:10 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Heh. The spontaneous subdural hematoma headache.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026 11:10 PM (XeU6L)
All rocks, no trees to slow her downfall? I dunno...
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)
That makes sense. Like, the ground is exposed.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:10 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 11:07 PM (hzuYO)
I wonder if they run a cemetery as a sideline, and call it "Reposey Meadows"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 11:11 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 11:11 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Cheep Skate at October 26, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Joyenz at October 26, 2026 11:05 PM (2F0/Y)
Bad kitties!
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:12 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 11:12 PM (4tmEn)
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It's baffling that their donors haven't cut their funding in half.
Its also a tell.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 11:13 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 11:13 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher-Winkelman at October 26, 2026 11:10 PM (VHUov)
Here in Alberta, walleyes are Pickerel. And pike are jackfish, or slough sharks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 11:13 PM (hg8Lt)
I was there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 11:11 PM (yEz+x)
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That must have been awkward.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 11:13 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:08 PM (odBC9)
I guess she . . . [dramatic pause] [takes off sunglasses]
. . . . didn't get the message. [puts on sunglasses, grimly]
Posted by: Lt. Horatio Caine, CSI: Miami at October 26, 2026 11:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Ah, the Peter Principle!
Posted by: SWIDT? at October 26, 2026 11:14 PM (EdP2u)
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Most probably flapping her yap when she hit the gap.
yeah
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 11:14 PM (4tmEn)
Me? I always thought bishops were austere and wise. But they're more likely to be of the kiss-ass-upwards, kick-ass-downward school. Often, they're dumb, but if you're really unlucky you get a dumb, ambitious one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 11:15 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 11:15 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: Bill Dance at October 26, 2026 11:16 PM (EdP2u)
They claim they didn’t want to appear to make a political endorsement even though they were at the White House to discuss their liberal Democrat concerns with the Trump policies.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:06 PM (KC5Lt)
Someone should encourage them to pray with the opposition.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:17 PM (odBC9)
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Mister we could use a man like Augustine of Hippo again
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 11:17 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 11:15 PM (eRlcH)
My take on bishops came from chess. They were always working an angle.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 26, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:19 PM (odBC9)
Someone should encourage them to pray with the opposition.
Posted by: m
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Or take a lesson from last night and Shut the Fuck Up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 11:19 PM (4tmEn)
While I believe in the mission and while I'm proud of the service, I guess I'm just another rear-rank private bitching about officers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 11:19 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Dim and ambitious - ugly cocktail.
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2026 11:19 PM (41CYW)
They claim they didn’t want to appear to make a political endorsement even though they were at the White House to discuss their liberal Democrat concerns with the Trump policies.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:06 PM (KC5Lt)
Someone should encourage them to pray with the opposition.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:17 PM (odBC9)
Someone should tell them to read chapter 2 of 1 Timothy:
1First of all, then, I urge that supplications, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgivings be made for all people, 2for kings and all who are in high positions, that we may lead a peaceful and quiet life, godly and dignified in every way.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 26, 2026 11:21 PM (qx7Zg)
I was there.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Practice makes pregnant, but some folks are naturals?
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)
It's 65 right now.
Wunderground says it's 60.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 11:12 PM (4tmEn)
"Experts". Whaddya gonna do?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 11:23 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 11:23 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 11:23 PM (ZxPkt)
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Every single one of them should have been marched out to a desolate field, and then told...
"You can go home now. You can no longer represent our church that has held a THOUSAND meetings with stone-cold communists."
But nothing will happen. Catholics don't hold their popes (lower case intentional) or their administrators accountable. IF the "Pope" said tomorrow "All Catholics should vote for Islamic candidates everywhere" most of the "faithful" would nod their head and then either quietly commit heresy or do what they were told.
Every single Catholic "leader" should be asked this simple question: Do you believe that Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life?
Its a "Yes/No" question. Any official who stalls answering should be marched out to a desolate field...
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 11:24 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: zombie Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord at October 26, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)
Fat and disgusting Michael Moore did his Ramen noodle and tidey whities tour of universities in 2004. He was coming to UF and FSU, and both universities heard from me. We were paying partial tuition and renting apts for both boys.
I debated going to hear the fat toad myself and mocking loudly, but was working. As it turned out, the kids would go collect their noodles and be too stoned to vote as turnout for college kids he spoke to was bad, and GWB the dog painter got elected again.
UF called me from the preznit's office expressing their sorrow et all and yada that it came from a special student fund vs tuition or state $, cause I was mad. She possibly was lying but it pacified me.
FSU called and said it came from student fund and that a conservative speaker would also have a platform. This pacified me much better, and they were nicer, as I liked FSU the best anyway.
Has Michael Moore reared his head from a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos strapped to his jowls recently? I read an hilarious spoof of him and the guns of K-Mart. I was totally bummed out it was a parody and not real.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 11:26 PM (hzuYO)
I was there.
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how does that work
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 11:26 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 11:27 PM (yEz+x)
_______________________
Someone is not willing to share his favorite fishing hole with the rest of the Horde.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 11:28 PM (dIske)
They were married in April.
I was born in October.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 11:27 PM (yEz+x)
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Good shooting
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 11:28 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 11:31 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2026 11:32 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 11:24 PM (Cjcf6)
and then shoved in a stack of old tires.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 26, 2026 11:34 PM (vzuC7)
https://sigmagame.substack.com/
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 26, 2026 11:34 PM (lhenN)
Success with the little Honda generator. Replaced the factory "spark unit" with a 4-pin HEI module from my parts stash. Minor rewiring was needed. Hooked it up, applied 12 volts from a small AGM battery. Pulled starter rope. Nice fat spark at plug, woohoo! Assembled it a bit more. Squirted brake cleaner into air intake. Pulled cord numerous times. No joy. Gave it a couple of shots of Quick Start fluid, pulled cord, Brrrrrp!. Ran about 4 seconds, but it did indeed run. Sounded a little bit strangled; the spark arrestor in the muffler could be clogged. Anyway, I shall clean out the muffler, mend the gashed fuel tank, and fully assemble, and try running it for real. And now I know for certain the "spark unit" was faulty, because all the other original components of the ignition system are in place, and working.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 11:35 PM (hg8Lt)
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Had to look up the reference. Well played.
Posted by: scampydog
I didn't remember his name off the top of my head, but knew his clever/stupid hardworking/lazy matrix.
Mostly because it's my excuse to be cleverly lazy.
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 11:36 PM (VHUov)
I am a new Catholic and until our own priest pulls something like this...in a conservative parish...I will stand down.
Trust me, I'm not one to run from what I think is wrong. You could ask the chief poohbah of the Central FL Presbytery but he's no longer there. One question cut my mic: "How do you stand on abortion and late abortion?" I don't play with heretics.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 11:37 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 11:40 PM (Ia/+0)
I distinguish four types. There are clever, hardworking, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and hardworking; their place is the General Staff. The next ones are stupid and lazy; they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the mental clarity and strength of nerve necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is both stupid and hardworking; he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always only cause damage.
Wikipedia
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:41 PM (odBC9)
Michaelle Alejandra Rubio Leiva, 36, was exploring the Dolomites with her family last Saturday
Dolomites? More like Dolo MiteNotSurviveThatFall
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 26, 2026 11:42 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:42 PM (odBC9)
two hunnert
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 26, 2026 11:42 PM (ixS3i)
I was born in October.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 11:27 PM (yEz+x)
It is an established fact that a new bride can bring so much enthusiasm to the project of having a child that she can accomplish in six months what more experienced women require nine months to do.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 26, 2026 11:42 PM (yOHKZ)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:43 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 26, 2026 11:43 PM (J4mEx)
That was two quick swings and misses, m!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 26, 2026 11:43 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 26, 2026 11:43 PM (ixS3i)
moar covfefe!
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:45 PM (odBC9)
They were married in April.
I was born in October.
Posted by: nurse ratched
You and Mrs Krebs have similar pedigrees, nurse!
Mrs. Krebs' BD is but 15 minutes away.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 26, 2026 11:45 PM (ixS3i)
I was there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 11:11 PM (yEz+x)
Hey. Same place The Beatles stayed.
Did you see them?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2026 11:46 PM (2WIwB)
Hope y'all have been doing well. I'm still adjusting to my status quo. We'll see how things ultimately shake out, I suppose, but for now I'm in limbo, though at least I have a roof and a bed (even if it is in a hospital).
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 26, 2026 11:48 PM (ENA4W)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Good stuff, AOP.
Also wondering how you would improve the water cannon? We need more water cannons.
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2026 11:49 PM (41CYW)
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Any Priest, Pastor, or Reverend that stalls on this topic is *not* a man of God, and none of us should remain in that congregation. And on the way out, we should make sure we point that out to the remainder of the congregation.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 11:49 PM (Cjcf6)
https://sigmagame.substack.com/
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 26, 2026 11:34 PM (lhenN)
"Unlike other guys I've immediately put out for, I'm not gonna fuck you right away, so you take me seriously."
The dude's analysis is dead on. No way.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:50 PM (jBygX)
Posted by: Fine Singer, Keyboardist, Though at October 26, 2026 11:53 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 26, 2026 11:43 PM (J4mEx)
Good catch! "About" 300 meters = "about" 1000 feet. One significant figure in each case. Making it 980 feet is adding a significant figure which is unknowable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 11:54 PM (hg8Lt)
It was only one letter of apology though a few others commented . You have to assume or maybe you don’t that the single open letter of apology was discussed with all the attendees since no one has spoken up in disagreement.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:55 PM (KC5Lt)
down an exposed section of mountainside
To me that means "no vegetation, all rock".
Rock got its hits in, in spades.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 26, 2026 11:55 PM (ixS3i)
Also wondering how you would improve the water cannon? We need more water cannons.
Posted by: scampydog at October 26, 2026 11:49 PM (41CYW)
Thanks! Felt good to hear it bark.
Improve the water cannon? Freeze the water into spheres, and propel downrange with black powder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 11:57 PM (hg8Lt)
https://sigmagame.substack.com/
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 26, 2026 11:34 PM (lhenN)
"Unlike other guys I've immediately put out for, I'm not gonna fuck you right away, so you take me seriously."
The dude's analysis is dead on. No way.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:50 PM (jBygX)
I've always had a mixed opinion on Vox Day. His book was part of moving my thinking away from evolutionary biology. But the insistence on the sociosexual hierarchy is less convincing to me: 1. My life hasn't been high school-like since high school. I've been higher status in several workplaces than amazing-looking guys, so I think status is contextual. 2. The whole 'alpha' thing was based on erroneous conclusions from research on wolves. It doesn't hold in primates, certainly not in the way described there.
So I haven't seen this stuff in my life while he insists on it strongly. Meh.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at October 26, 2026 11:59 PM (NZPfR)
In Oregon, we have 800,000 people on the voter rolls who are ineligible to vote because they are dead, illegal or don't live in Oregon anymore.
Ballots are printed for everyone on the list of names. The ballots that have nowhere else to go are distributed to DNC operatives to be filled out for the dem candidates.
If you had to wait in line and vote in person you would be exhausted and get caught after a couple of votes. But if you are at party full of blue haired drunken harpies, you could fill out 50,000 a night for several nights.
Oregon was a pretty solid red state until 1987 when we were the first state to have vote by mail and since then, the Republican candidate hasn't had a chance because the dems always have a stockpile of illegal votes.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 27, 2026 12:00 AM (6UQea)
Lake Superior's positive attributes that are you can see the bottom and there are no leeches therein.
Its negative attribute is that more often than not its water is damn cold, although its summertime water temperatures have been inching upward slowly over recent decades.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 27, 2026 12:00 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:55 PM (KC5Lt)
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Could be. I read two letters. Unsure of the list and will look into it...don't see mine there.
I guess the two who complained would rather have supported Kam and abortion.
None of this impacts my faith and the church I chose last spring.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 12:01 AM (hzuYO)
Stay strong and faithful .
Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 12:01 AM (KC5Lt)
Its negative attribute is that more often than not its water is damn cold, although its summertime water temperatures have been inching upward slowly over recent decades.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 27, 2026 12:00 AM (ixS3i)
No leeches = winner.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at October 27, 2026 12:03 AM (NZPfR)
Good Looks don’t equal alpha. Confidence and status equal Alpha.
Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 12:04 AM (KC5Lt)
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I had troubles up at the property over the weekend. One of the 4-wheelers wouldn't start. Thought it was a spark issue - it wasn't. The Allis Chalmers decided not to start - battery. I went 0-2 on repairs/work - ran out of time and had to head home.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 12:05 AM (41CYW)
211 One question cut my mic: "How do you stand on abortion and late abortion?" I don't play with heretics.
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Any Priest, Pastor, or Reverend that stalls on this topic is *not* a man of God, and none of us should remain in that congregation. And on the way out, we should make sure we point that out to the remainder of the congregation.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 11:49 PM (Cjcf6)
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Exactly. There ARE conservative Presbyterian churches, and good ones. Unfortunately the one here was a bit too casual/odd for me. We tried.
We were then led to the Catholic faith through our grandchildren's school. A year ago I would have been surprised to read this.
Conservative Presbyterian PCA was how I was raised. There are Orthodox Presbyterians and a new one I can't remember the name of that broke off from PCUSA.
Thirty couples left the church in FL the day after the vote (which was probably rigged). A lot of lying went on.
And never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd defend my faith in the church where we raised our boys. I did. I sort of took the fall as we were moving West within a year. No regrets.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 12:07 AM (hzuYO)
You'll see that a lot, with unit conversions done in news stories. At least here that just said 980 ft, rather than 984 ft, which silliness I've seen more than once.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 12:08 AM (w6EFb)
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Is it true that Alberta has no rats (the rodent kind, not the politician kind)? I saw a map tonight that showed where rats reside. All of the US, all of Central and South America....but in Canada, every single province with the exception of Alberta. How did that happen? Don't you guys have crumbs?
Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2026 12:12 AM (dIske)
Posted by: publius
I like the ones that try to cover the extra significant digits with an "about," even when it's "exactly."
"10 inches, or about 25.4 centimeters....."
Posted by: mikeski and/or Paolo at October 27, 2026 12:12 AM (VHUov)
So I haven't seen this stuff in my life while he insists on it strongly. Meh.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at October 26, 2026 11:59 PM (NZPfR)
I don't really have an opinion on Vox Day himself beyond thinking he seemed not worth investing a lot of time in (like most internet personalities). I could be wrong, as I admittedly haven't invested a lot of time in his writings.
But dating is about meeting needs and wants. Guys should unapologetically pursue theirs. You can be sure the fairer sex is doing so, without apology. More than one 'ette here has commented in the past about saying yes to dates only because they were broke and wanted to eat out. There's no reason men should settle for that behavior over multiple dates (because that's not what they are looking for).
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 12:14 AM (jBygX)
How did that happen? Don't you guys have crumbs?
Posted by: Orson
That does not seem credible, given that Alberta is in Canada's grain growing and harvesting region.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 27, 2026 12:15 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 27, 2026 12:15 AM (ibDUx)
The Intelligent who act to benefit both, the Bandit who act to benefit self, and harm others, the Helpless who harm self, benefit others, and the Stupid who harm everyone. He argus the Stupid are the most dangerous group because their irrational and unpredictable actions are impossible to defend against rationally, often causing disproportionate societal damage.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:16 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 12:16 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 27, 2026 12:15 AM (ixS3i)
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That's why I'm asking. I had trouble believing it. I guess I'll dig a little and see what I can find.
Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2026 12:17 AM (dIske)
Posted by: Case at October 27, 2026 12:19 AM (Dd7BU)
Alberta has maintained a zero-tolerance policy against rats since establishing the Alberta's Rat Control Program in 1950 under the Agricultural Pests Act.
Alberta has no permanent or resident population of invasive Norway or roof rats, making it the largest inhabited rat-free region in the world.
Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2026 12:19 AM (dIske)
This fight over the California noncitizen ballots is going down to tha wire! Ninth Circuit met on Sunday and said you've gotta go through the District Court. District Court is tomorrow and the judge promised to "rule promptly." If it doesn't go DOJ's way, it's BACK to the Ninth Circuit. If it STILLLL doesn't go DOJ's way, up to SCOTUS in the last few days before the election? Phew!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 12:20 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Orson
Unfortunately, Albertan mice are so vicious that the rats don't stand a chance.
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 12:20 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:16 AM (rbvCR)
Well I know the Left are irrational and unpredictable and you can’t deal with them rationally. Add in that they are super bold ( not brave) and you got trouble.
Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 12:20 AM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 12:22 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Orson
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Read that too. Interesting. No Saskatchewan jokes, however. Sad.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 12:22 AM (41CYW)
Some climb the ridges of entire mountain ranges in their quest for the ultimate adrenaline rush.
Some "only" fall about 20ft vs over 900 with a head injury death. I hope she hit a rock and was unconsious before she hit bottom.
Falls can be deadly from 6 feet. I knew a college friend of our sons who fell on her back from 12' and is a paraplegic after two burst thoracic fractures with spinal cord impingement.
I look at falls from mountain climbers as they know the risk and take the chances. Most make it and some don't.
Same with avalanches here in the back country skiers. A huge dump of snow and there are many warnings. Then we hear the helicopters once the body is found.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 12:22 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 26, 2026 11:48 PM (ENA4W)
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Progress! That's great.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 12:23 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: mikeski and/or Paolo at October 27, 2026 12:12 AM (VHUov)
LOL!
Posted by: m at October 27, 2026 12:24 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 12:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 12:22 AM (41CYW)
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Here's the hilarious thing. I went to the government online site and they have a toll free number to report a rat siting. They guarantee immediate response to the area and no more than 24 hour response to the location on weekends.
By God, I think we've actually discovered a government program that works well and efficiently. This very well could be a sign of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2026 12:26 AM (dIske)
ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
There's a whole raft of "doomed idiots' treks" videos that tell of those who went out of bounds on Yosemite's Half Dome and paid the price.
Ditto for know-it-alls who thought that hiking from rim to rim in a single day at the Grand Canyon during summer was a challenge that they were uniquely qualified to accomplish.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 27, 2026 12:28 AM (ixS3i)
By God, I think we've actually discovered a government program that works well and efficiently.
Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2026 12:26 AM (dIske)
Nice!
Posted by: m at October 27, 2026 12:28 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Fine Singer, Keyboardist, Though at October 26, 2026 11:53 PM (EdP2u)
So devastatingly sad. He was a troubled genius. One of my absolute favorite singer/composers.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 27, 2026 12:29 AM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Orson
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Unpossible. The Apocalypse is upon us. We need to send a link to the Dept of Potholes - evidence that things in fact can be dealt with.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 12:30 AM (41CYW)
scree
a mass of small loose stones that form or cover a slope on a mountain: they had to pick their way up precarious scree | we reached the treacherous scree slope.
• a slope covered with small loose stones: the dramatic cliffs and screes.
Posted by: m at October 27, 2026 12:30 AM (odBC9)
Yes, this is what the dems and GOPe want here too. Define whatever detractors say (even if it's merely parody) as a crime.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:33 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 27, 2026 12:29 AM (0CU3H)
******
Praying for your victory next Tuesday!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 12:33 AM (hzuYO)
As it is, since 1957, the inch is *exactly* 2.54 cm, no more digits at all. The 1957 International Yard and Pound Agreement set the yard exactly equal to .9144 m, which means the foot is .3048 m, and an inch thus 0.0254 m.
And in that 1957 agreement lies the difference between the old US Survey Foot and the International Foot, or just the foot.
Back in 1893, the Mendenhall Order was issued, which defined the foot and pound in terms of the meter and kilogram. The reason was the reference standards we had for both were deemed unfit for use.
The Mendenhall Order defined the foot as 1200/3937 meter, which means an inch was "about" 2.54000508001 cm.
Anyway, that's the difference with the Survey foot. That was deprecated just a couple years ago or so -- it caused just too much confusion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
That is an absolute crock of shit. No ette here has ever said anything of the sort. There were some trashy whores stories going about that liberal bitches would do that crap and post about it.
Take that shit back now. How horribly offensive that was.
Fuck
Off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 12:36 AM (cW0RB)
Yes, this is what the dems and GOPe want here too. Define whatever detractors say (even if it's merely parody) as a crime.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:33 AM (l3cgK)
Out of context. at least, this observation kind of works both ways:
it's depressing that several thousand people a year *are being arrested* for, quote unquote, ‘offensive speech’ in the UK
or
it's depressing that several thousand people a year *are [purportedly engaging in] ‘offensive speech’* in the UK [for which they] are being arrested
Posted by: m at October 27, 2026 12:38 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2026 12:12 AM (dIske)
Well, mostly they are in Parliament.
The Rocky Mountains form a natural barrier on the West. North> Too cold for rats, I guess, winter kill. East and South? We have a rat patrol, and they take their job very seriously. If rats are spotted, they are hunted down, and trapped or shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:39 AM (hg8Lt)
That is an absolute crock of shit. No ette here has ever said anything of the sort. There were some trashy whores stories going about that liberal bitches would do that crap and post about it.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Seconded. No moronette ever said that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 12:40 AM (mmrXZ)
Best of Luck, Darrell Harris.
I pray for this whole country next Tuesday, may sanity prevail, and may crooks and abettors start paying for their crimes.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 27, 2026 12:41 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
That is an absolute crock of shit. No ette here has ever said anything of the sort. There were some trashy whores stories going about that liberal bitches would do that crap and post about it.
Take that shit back now. How horribly offensive that was.
Fuck
Off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 12:36 AM (cW0RB)
They absolutely have. Why would I make that up?
Ettes here have absolutely said in day threads that they went on dates with men they had no actual interest in and knew they would not be pursuing anything with because it was a date. They were dead broke (students etc.) and it was an evening out. How that makes them trashy or whores, I have no idea. That's your bizarre take and words.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 12:42 AM (jBygX)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
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Oh? This is (fake!) news... I've not seen any 'ettes say such things, ever.
And, since nurse was being so kind @256, let me just add:
Blow it out your ass!
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)
Since 1957, there were two redefinitions of the meter. The first in 1960, redefined in terms of a certain wavelength of light, a Kr-86 transition. Then in 1983, it was defined in terms of the speed of light. The speed of light became defined to be an exact number, meaning the meter was thus a light-time.
Both of those would have every so slightly, way out in some far decimal place, changed the length of the foot, but no enough to affect any precision measurements since.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 12:43 AM (w6EFb)
That is an absolute crock of shit. No ette here has ever said anything of the sort. There were some trashy whores stories going about that liberal bitches would do that crap and post about it.
Take that shit back now. How horribly offensive that was.
Fuck
Off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 12:36 AM (cW0RB)
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Agree. No way. Never read anything similar here. And I was here early on, then a gap few years after our grandson was born. Then back. Never read this tripe.
Where did this come from?
Is this todger confused he's not on sub reddit? I've seen the nic lately but nothing offensive that I recall.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 12:44 AM (hzuYO)
Tell me you haven’t been divorced three times and live in your mothers basement without telling me you’ve been divorced three times and live in you mothers basement.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 12:45 AM (cW0RB)
Tell me you haven’t been divorced three times and live in your mothers basement without telling me you’ve been divorced three times and live in you mothers basement.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 12:45 AM (cW0RB)
I've been married once. 20+ years and counting.
You?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 12:46 AM (jBygX)
From the article (Yes, I read it), its the former.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:46 AM (l3cgK)
scree
a mass of small loose stones that form or cover a slope on a mountain: they had to pick their way up precarious scree | we reached the treacherous scree slope.
• a slope covered with small loose stones: the dramatic cliffs and screes.
Posted by: m at October 27, 2026 12:30 AM (odBC9)
Known to geologists as "talus". Can range in size from pea gravel to car-size boulders. A lying at the angle of repose for the type of particle involved. Boot-skiing down a talus slope can be fun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:46 AM (hg8Lt)
You really need to backtrack.
Name the ettes who claimed as such.
You can’t. None of us would be ettes if that was our attitude. Even when young and broke.
Fuck you.
Your poor wife.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 12:48 AM (cW0RB)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:49 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Funsize at October 27, 2026 12:49 AM (3j87q)
Posted by: Funsize at October 27, 2026 12:49 AM (3j87q)
Grandmas of Gen-X kids had a solution involving cough syrup or booze with some sugar...
/sarc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:50 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 12:51 AM (ZxPkt)
*bleh*
But it wasn't 'ETTES in those vids!!!
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 12:51 AM (rdVOm)
/sarc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I got the whiskey and honey treatment once as a little. And it wasn't for a cough.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 12:51 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 12:52 AM (Lt5ng)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 12:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 12:53 AM (366xU)
Posted by: Funsize
"Uncle C's *knockout drops*"-- Grand Marnier-filled chocolates....
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 12:53 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 12:54 AM (jBygX)
I dated a few doctors in college and married an orderly who bought mostly beer to our evenings. Or he cooked. So I am unsure where you are getting this attitude from ettes.
I was a poor college student, working to pay my rent (tuition paid by parents). I dated who I liked only, not just to date, as my guy drove a beater car and one doc I dated (very briefly) drove a Porche convertible.
This is crazy talk and I need names, dude. Why did you write this tonight and in what context?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 12:56 AM (hzuYO)
*tweet!*
*flag on the play*
No, you were accusing "'ettes"-- don't be changing it now to "ordinary women"
Hack.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
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Also, since Vote by Mail, the percentage of Bond Measures (which increase taxes) passing has gone from 44%to over 90%.
The fact that votes are no longer counted at local precincts by volunteers and then just tabulated and added at the county election center, and instead counted by county employees, who's fellow AFCME union members' jobs depend on it has nothing to do with this change.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 27, 2026 12:58 AM (qhNz+)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 12:54 AM (jBygX)
*******
It's late, I'm tired, but this is bs.
I never once did this. Ever. I don't know if it is self esteem, I was happy alone, or I am weird...but even in HS I rarely dated just to date. I stayed home,read books and watched Saturday tv with my parents. Never bored. No regrets.
Are you on the wrong blog? Do you have a head injury?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 12:58 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 12:58 AM (hzuYO)
Ask ettes on a day thread in the future.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:00 AM (jBygX)
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They certainly dont need white knighting but as a point of order, 'ettes are not ordinary women.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:00 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
How about YOU do it, and report back.
We've got better things to do, than accuse our peers of that BS.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:39 AM (hg8Lt)
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That's just awesome.
Bonus: Reruns of "Rat Patrol" was one of my favorite after school TV shows growing up. Christopher George as Sgt. Sam Troy.
Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2026 01:01 AM (dIske)
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:00 AM (41CYW)
Like hell they're not.
Sorry, no man or woman here is that special. The people here are very ordinary. That's not an insult. But this isn't a collective of saints.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:03 AM (jBygX)
The difference between exactly 2.54 and about 2.54 cm was insignificant over small distances. But for large geodetic survey purposes, it is quite significant. And the "survey foot" vs "foot" there was just too subject to confusion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Funsize at October 27, 2026 12:49 AM (3j87q)
*******
Give him a blanket or his favorite, his favorite stuffed animal, and a pillow. Say nite nite and turn out the lights and return to bed.
The only tantrum my one son had was when he was 3yrs and in a store. We were having friends for dinner and I picked up his kindergarten brother to run get a few things.
He wanted something, I said no, and he spread eagled in the aisle. I told his brother (who was the normal trouble maker) to keep walking and we turned a corner to the other aisle and stopped. Baby boy stopped his tantrum like turning off a faucet. Never again.
At 7yrs I am unsure why, but I'd do the above and tell him goodnight, I love you, I have to work tomorrow and need my sleep. He will either go back to his bed or sleep on the floor somewhere and survive to probably not do it again.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 01:04 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Until you do a nose plant.
Shale, but no stiches, just 3 bandaids.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 27, 2026 01:05 AM (qhNz+)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)
*tweet!*
*flag on the play*
No, you were accusing "'ettes"-- don't be changing it now to "ordinary women"
Hack.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)
I think I'll go to bed before the 'ettes turn the flamethrowers to full power.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 01:07 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 27, 2026 01:07 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: it puts the lotion
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Who said saints?
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:08 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:03 AM (jBygX)
*********
You're dealing with a sleepy Queen now, dude.
What has set you off out of nowhere?
If you don't hear from me again I'm asleep in my royal boudoir and am sad you are being retarded.
Do wise up and apologize to Nurse.
https://tinyurl.com/uw889xsf
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 01:09 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 01:09 AM (Rxj+r)
Put it on you dick instead of the basket dipshit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 01:09 AM (Rxj+r)
If it's a choice between your company, and my hand, gladly.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:11 AM (jBygX)
And to the rest of us.
Bring some receipts or STFU, mr. basket case!
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)
And to the rest of us.
Bring some receipts or STFU, mr. basket case!
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)
I have no intention of apologizing to the lonely, angry queen of umbrage.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:12 AM (jBygX)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:12 AM (jBygX)
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You talking about me now, Willis?
Are you Paul? Are you with Paul?
What is going on for you to bring this up tonight? I really want to know before I pass out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 01:15 AM (hzuYO)
Are you Paul? Are you with Paul?
What is going on for you to bring this up tonight? I really want to know before I pass out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 01:15 AM (hzuYO)
No.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:16 AM (jBygX)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
LMAO! And now you're just sooooo cool.
Still a hack, and can't prove your assertion.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
You have a contract and you have being a decent human. Guess why I’ll never be extremely wealthy.
Posted by: polynikes
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Agree.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:18 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 01:22 AM (PTUsc)
I am curious. As far as I know some of us were talking about falls from mountains and rocks, publius was talking way over my head about math (or physics) and I love him, some were talking about votes, I was briefly talking religion, and a guy I don't know mentioned a 7yr old with a tantrum. And I am too tired to go further up.
I missed this comment and want to know the context as it came out of nowhere for me.
I could even bless your heart if you've had a bad day and a woman was mean to you.
Wut is the reason? And why?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 01:22 AM (hzuYO)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJYnERup5Tw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:23 AM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
LMAO! And now you're just sooooo cool.
Still a hack, and can't prove your assertion.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
Prove how?
By going back through random threads in the last 6 months and searching comments? No thanks.
This real simple. I commented on link someone else dropped, then replied to a response. At which point someone decided the whole thing had to be about her and exploded. Like many a commenter who sees themselves in every generalization and uses the comments as a scream therapy substitute. If you are made about it, you'll just have to be mad. You're not going to have an apology from me.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:23 AM (jBygX)
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:24 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: polynikes
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Agree.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:18 AM (41CYW)
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Indeed. Comments agree that the $15k refund is far less than the business this venue will lose due to bad press.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 01:24 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:25 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:23 AM (jBygX)
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Where's the link?
On this post? To make it easier on me tomorrow as I need to go to sleep.
Sometimes it's easier to swallow pride and apologize dude. And move on.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 01:27 AM (hzuYO)
Sure. See comments 193, 218, 230.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:28 AM (jBygX)
Well, that's what YOU referenced. So... yeah, that would be proof of your assertion.
But whatever. You barfed out a nasty accusation on us ('ettes) and won't back down or apologize for it.
Makes you look small, dude.
Pfft. It's a YOU problem. I'm not mad, I'm just glad I'm not you.
Have a nice evening.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:28 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Funsize at October 27, 2026 01:28 AM (3j87q)
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:25 AM (41CYW)
The BC Conservative Party. Which is center to center-left, perhaps. But not doctrinaire marxist like the ousted Dippers (NDP).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:31 AM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Funsize at October 27, 2026 01:28 AM (3j87q)
******
Sorry!
Hope he goes to sleep soon! Believe it or not when he's grown you will miss him being a little guy. But then he'll give you grandchildren and it's even better!
Goodnight all!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 01:32 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:33 AM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I flipped off a Mountie while in BC in '87. His response was not very centered.
Glad to hear the marxists didn't win the election.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:33 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
Oof... been a long while. Used to take hubby there for appts at Spokane Eye clinic, but stopped maybe 3 years ago??
We didn't do anything else on those trips-- just to the app't & then turn around and go home.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:33 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:25 AM (41CYW)
The BC Conservative Party. Which is center to center-left, perhaps. But not doctrinaire marxist like the ousted Dippers (NDP).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That last's until the Brazilian Supreme Court rules against it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 27, 2026 01:35 AM (sAmhv)
That shows the hornet's nest that can be stirred up by redefining units. As the precision of existing measurements of standard things gets better and better, the slightest change can really screw up.
They rejiggered the SI system in 2019, and they had to make damn sure their redefinition of the kilogram was dead on the previous value.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Caught an article on that today - Brazilian election thievery. Anything to protect his power. Gross.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:38 AM (41CYW)
That's you and nurse's odd read on it.
I offered no moral judgment at all. I said something that is absolutely true: women in general, and some 'ettes, based on their own damned say-so, go out on/have gone out on dates purely because it was a night/meal out, without any real interest in the guy who asked them. My point wasn't a moral one at all. It's that everyone is pursuing their own dating agendas based on their own needs and wants, and men have nothing to apologize for in not taking women who show no interest in them on multiple dates. This is all pretty obvious to anyone reading the comments I referenced in context. But someone did not do that, and used an otherwise uncontroversial comment as an occasion for venting their own spleen.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 01:38 AM (jBygX)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
When I took physics in high school and university, we worked in mks units, meter, kilogram, second. It was pretty intuitive, and conversion to common Imperial measure was very easy. Why SI is based on cgs units is a mystery to me. kPa for tire pressure is just damned lame. The Russians use bars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:41 AM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:38 AM (41CYW)
Having clearly and unashamedly stolen the election, Lula is now an illegitimate President, without even the figleaf of legality that Biden had. Puts other options on the table, it does.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:44 AM (hg8Lt)
By God, I think we've actually discovered a government program that works well and efficiently. This very well could be a sign of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: Orson
That's the first sign, since the rat control program has been around since 1950.
The second sign was the END of a government handout program.
That was in 2020, when the death of Irene Triplett, the last pensioner on the Civil War Pension Program, effectively brought that program to an end.
There are no more CW veterans nor disabled children of CW veterans left, so no one can ever collect again, even if the law is still on the books.
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 01:48 AM (VHUov)
Secondly, I think this is a misunderstanding of you saying any woman on this blog are like that. The ones I recognize. I have not read anything like this of them using men for a dinner, even when poor college students. I lived on cheeseburgers in the hospital cafeteria.
I had doctors take me to dinner, once, because in one case he was a resident and the surgeon he was working with was trying his best to mend my broken heart from a guy he operated on who died months prior. I was nice to him but we had nothing in common. The second I'd not date again due to him not being yet divorced.
You are basically saying we collectively used men for dinners, knowing that it was a one and done for a meal. I can't recall anyone here saying this, implying this, or being this needy or desperate.
This was taken out of context. Fine to blame some women whom you might have met. I can't think of anyone I knew when I was a coed who would do this, but that's my story.
I think you should apologize as that's what I would do.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 01:49 AM (hzuYO)
There may be some confusion on terminology here. SI *is* kg, meter, second (and ampere, etc). CGS is a separate system, centimeter, gram, second. There are electrical units, several in fact, that are still sometimes used, but these usually only in theoretical, classroom EM physics contexts.
The Pa is one N/m^2. The CGS unit of pressure is one dyne/cm^2, and looking up the arcane name for it, that's a "barye".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 01:50 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Late-Night Lurker at October 27, 2026 01:50 AM (NOAte)
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Damnit, mikeski. Now I have to read about this Irene Triplett.
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 01:53 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 12:14 AM
And all we were asking is: Who?
I'm not calling out morals, or lack thereof. Just wanting proof that you're not simply talking out your ass.
And you cannot provide the info.
Stop talking shit about the ladies *here*.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
I looked it up to make sure I had it straight. 1 bar is defined to be 100 kPa exactly, and so a mbar is 100 Pa, or 1 hPa.
The NIST (and other standards bodies) deprecated the bar, but with an exception for meteorology. Weathermen get an exception.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 01:58 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 02:02 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)
I don't recall who in particular. I'm not memorizing thread trivia or keeping a file.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 02:12 AM (jBygX)
Posted by: scampydog
Her dad, Mose, is the interesting one.
He fought for both sides in the Civil War (south first, north second), originally enlisting at the age of 16.
Mose married Irene's mom when he was 78 and she was 29. Irene was born when they were 83 and 34. They had 5 kids, but only 2 survived childhood. Based on that age gap, Mose and Irene's younger brother Everette are likely direct ancestors of The Paolo.
Irene was born in 1930, 65 years after the CW, and lived to the age of 90, which is how a two-generation pension program, for soldiers and their disabled children, continued for 155 years after the end of the war.
Posted by: mikeski but mostly Wikipedia at October 27, 2026 02:13 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: it puts the lotion
Oh, but you "remembered" enough to throw out the accusation....
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
Looked it up. It's a Steely Dan kind of "group": two guys and a bunch of really good session guys.
Jeff Lorber and Claude Villani.
Caught autocucumber before it made me look like a bigger idiot than I am - Jeff Mother, indeed.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 27, 2026 02:15 AM (qhNz+)
Posted by: it puts the lotion
Oh, but you "remembered" enough to throw out the accusation....
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
I don't consider it "an accusation." Again, that's your weird framing.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 02:18 AM (jBygX)
"...There's no reason men should settle for that behavior ..."
That behavior is most certainly *an accusation* and obviously meant that way.
And yet, you still can't say "Hey, I messed up. Sorry."
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
Well, I did one a couple of weeks ago, before the MoMee. Roast in crockpot, some baby potatoes, some cut up carrots and rutabaga, some barley, and Town House pork roast seasoning mix. Water to cover, cook on High for 6 or 7 hours. WAs going to repeat this past weekend, no roasts in the meat cooler.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 02:27 AM (hg8Lt)
I just went down the rabbit hole of that 2019 SI(MKS) redefinitions. It was a major change, conceptually. The kilogram is no longer "that hunk of metal in Paris". They did this by defining Planck's constant. The meter and kilogram are now defined entirely in terms of c, h, and the second. The Kibble or watt balance is the precision device that allows for this to be done.
The also redefined electric charge, the Coulomb. It used to be the Ampere was fundamental (defined as the current that produced a certain force). Now, the Coulomb is defined in terms of the electron charge.
I wondered how they accomplished that. It's much easier to circulate charge than separate it (and keep it separated to high stability).
Well, advances in instrument precision exploiting some quantum effects now allow you to basically know that a given current is so many electrons per second. Not, directly, but via those quantum relations.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 02:28 AM (w6EFb)
And yet, you still can't say "Hey, I messed up. Sorry."
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)
Are you drunk?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 02:29 AM (jBygX)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:29 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
On the Internet? Don't ask for a 3rd sign of the Apocalypse already!
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 02:30 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)
Now, while these redefinitions are very satisfying to physicists and metrologists as it relies on very fundamental processes of nature, it does rely heavily on technology. You need the means to make measurements to very high precision.
The current definitions would be useless in the 19th century -- there would be no way they could get close to the precision required -- and really for most of the 20th century.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 02:33 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)
I'm reminded of Fonzi trying to say he was wrong. "I was rrrrruuuhhh----nnnggs ... GAH"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 02:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)
We're doing as well as can be expected. It was exhausting, I'm sort of unwinding. There's a big hole in our lives here, Mama was a big part of everything we did. That will take some time to adjust to.
It was a nice service, couldn't have asked for better. Went down memory lane with a lot of folks this afternoon. My mother was well-loved, that I can tell you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 02:42 AM (w6EFb)
Bless you & yours.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 02:52 AM (hg8Lt)
One of the old-timers made to the funeral. He turned 99 this September. He outlived his wife by a long time indeed. And he endures. You can chalk it up to genes, really. All his brothers and sisters made it all well into their 90s. And he's the baby of the family.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 02:52 AM (w6EFb)
One of my mother's best friends made it. She's got Parkinson's and can't walk, but she made it. It took three of her sons to get there, but she insisted.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 02:54 AM (w6EFb)
None of my fam made it that long. I don't expect to make it past 80 or so, given precedent... and that's okay with me.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)
He's certainly not a frying chicken anymore, and is on a walker now. He kept going pretty well up until maybe a couple years ago, if I remember.
I guess you might say he doesn't look much over 90. Lol.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 02:57 AM (w6EFb)
Dad ordered the Big Kahuna of flower arrangements. I'd never seen so many long-stemmed red roses at once, in all my life!
It was overwhelming, sad, but good in its own way.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 03:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 02:29 AM (jBygX)
Listen up, sweetcheeks. Everyone here thinks you are being an ass, and as it turns out, so do I. Nobody can require you to apologize, so you can continue to go on being an ass if you like, but most of us have had enough, so don't be amazed when others being to call you an ass as well. There is really no honest excuse for you to continue to claim any woman on this blog is a food whore, but if that's your position, why stay in such horrid company? Haven't you anyone else to argue with or annoy?
Must be a tough evening for you to have to continue the argument, but hey, you do you.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 27, 2026 03:09 AM (5WPt1)
If everyone is defined as the ONT Karens, yes.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 03:13 AM (jBygX)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 27, 2026 03:13 AM (jBygX)
You seem nice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 27, 2026 03:14 AM (5WPt1)
Got your greenhouse all buttoned up?
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm)
DH is doing well, hobbling about, starts PT on Wednesday. He won't like that, but he will do it.
Greenhouse is over and done. Had a lovely high of 40 degrees today. I suspect winter is knocking.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 27, 2026 03:16 AM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 03:19 AM (Ia/+0)
50s & 60s daytime, and rain.. makes for chill-to-the-bone time outdoors. Glad for fleece-lined pants!
Still need to mow one or two more times (ugh!) before putting tractor away.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 03:20 AM (rdVOm)
This genuinely surprised me. The home LEGO Kibble Balance:
https://t.ly/Wvxay
You can do that for relatively little cost. The problem however, is you need to know you local value of 'g', which you can ballpark as 9.8 m/s^2. But it illustrates weighing something with electrical measurements alone.
Now, in a multimillion dollar lab, this concept allows you to determine the mass of something to ridiculous precision knowing on the second (from an atomic clock).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 03:33 AM (w6EFb)
He was fidgety and spacey.
Tomorrow, has to get eye pressure checked. Hope he's more lucid/less agitated then.
Maybe not time for hospice, but need to get "palliative" assistance now.
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 03:41 AM (Ia/+0)
So I guess this wouldn't make me avoid it any harder.
But still...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2026 03:42 AM (qlLNh)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 27, 2026 03:16 AM (5WPt1)
That last little spate of snow has not melted outside my north-facing window.
So yeah, it's on.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2026 03:44 AM (qlLNh)
Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 03:51 AM (rdVOm)
Just got new all-terrains this summer. Much deeper tread than the old snow tires.
Maybe just leave them on. Car (SUV) is AWD anyway. If I'm careful and drive reasonably, should be okay, right? Not doing any highway or off-road driving.
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Ent Cardio Cafe
MassimoAn ent bought himself a nice little house in the country. Nice chapel. Clear water in New Zealand lets you admire the deadly sharks as they come to eat you. This kitten overestimates her athleticism almost as absurdly as I do. Baya weaver weaves an intricate nest. Robot can walk or "transform" into a sphere and just roll. Dog wraps himself up like a burrito. Some kind of very cute weasel. A big old Indian buffalo. Metallica in Moscow, 1991. So much disinformation. Video of the massive glacier collapse and floods from Nepal and Tibet a couple of months back. Upsetting. RAF fighters attack Nazi shipping in Norway, 1944. Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
@Rainmaker1973 «Hurry! We can catch the next wave!» On Waihee Beach Park, Maui, Hawaii, this tree grew by the sea and coastal erosion exposed its roots, making it look like it's running.
Looks just like Tattooine. (Which was filmed in Tunisia, if I remember right.) The Skywalker "farm" was built in a hole in the ground like these are.
In Matmata, Tunisia, people have lived in underground homes for hundreds of years, with rooms carved into deep pits and connected by tunnels. https://t.co/BRU9Qyaxjh
— Science girl (@sciencegirl) October 23, 2026
He took the best video of his life https://t.co/3SlA9v5uty
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 26, 2026
Leandro Erlich's "Building" is an interactive installation allowing visitors to enjoy the experience of defying gravity & hang from the facade of a building through a mirror placed on the floor at 45° angles
[📹 Jacqueline Lutier] https://t.co/toWIVQ6Hqf— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 26, 2026
This would have been hard to believe if it hadn’t been recorded https://t.co/ppWK7wofvw
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 26, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:12 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 07:13 PM (Ia/+0)
I keep hoping someone will find a journal in one.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 07:13 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Obscure Automotive Facts at October 26, 2026 07:13 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 26, 2026 07:14 PM (hxMfc)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Obscure Automotive Facts at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (MWfyi)
That's a juvenile pine martin. They're very elusive. I've only ever observed one, in Utah's Uinta Mountains.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 07:17 PM (eRlcH)
I guess you can do that if you live where it never rains.
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:18 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)
That Metallica concert looks beyond awesome. Russkie soldiers in uniform attending? In ranks, almost.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 07:18 PM (mmrXZ)
Seems nasty and dusty. Cool in an unique fashion, but still nope.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)
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I saw a Fiat in the parking lot of a Taco Casa yesterday morning and the first thought I had was "How did that get there?".
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 07:18 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 26, 2026 07:19 PM (hxMfc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 07:20 PM (iHb8G)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:18 PM
I'm right here, you know. What do you have against moose limbs?
Posted by: The Moose Out Front at October 26, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:20 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 07:20 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:20 PM (Ti9vn)
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Very nice!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 07:21 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:21 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 07:22 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 07:22 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:22 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:18 PM (MWfyi)
IIRC, there was somewhere in Australia that did similar. Opal Miners?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:22 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 07:23 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:24 PM (ua/lL)
The Navaho gave them that name. iirc, they saw the Chaco going full bone-tomahawk from a distance.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 07:24 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:25 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Coober Pedy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 07:26 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
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Coober Pedy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 07:26 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:27 PM (Ti9vn)
It must have looked at her the wrong way.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:28 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Coober Peady. Whole town is underground.
Don't know how they avoid digging into their neighbors' living rooms when they decide to expand.
Also, apparently nobody has to fill in the opal mine test holes, so that's a fall hazard.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 07:28 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:29 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 07:18 PM (mmrXZ)
Adam Curry told a number of times when he attended that concert, he flew in on the jet with Metallica and Black Sabbath and the other headliners.
He is of the opinion that it was an Op to kick off the collapse of the USSR and Warsaw pact.
I have no idea where to find a copy of that story, other than in the No Agenda Show archives, and even there it is not indexed among the 19 years of production
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR)
https://t.ly/N2hJO
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 07:23 PM (Cqx++)
They call it a rocket, but it is not. It's a pulse jet, fueled by gasoline, and breathing air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 07:29 PM (hg8Lt)
Ugh, watching the Hasan Piker podcast with Ilhan. There's that Omar Fateh. He's still in office. He'll be a US Senator from Minnesota someday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 07:29 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 07:29 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2026 07:30 PM (P4bJX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 07:18 PM (mmrXZ)
Pantera opened. It was all downhill from there.
Posted by: Reforger at October 26, 2026 07:30 PM (eTtaH)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 26, 2026 07:31 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:25 PM (ua/lL) "
a lot of H. Beam Piper's sci fi is based in Earth being colonized from Mars as their civilization's last gasp ... the colonists barely survived, and lost all memory of their origin.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:32 PM (VyBeY)
Meghan, 45, is expected to spend weeks in Melbourne next year after reportedly signing on to host the next season of Junior MasterChef Australia.
Meghan made a surprise guest appearance on MasterChef Australia earlier this year. The children’s version is understood to be returning six years after it last aired, with Meghan slated to appear alongside MasterChef Australia judge Poh Ling Yeow.
A source close to the production said the duchess would play a key hosting role on the series, which is expected to film in Melbourne over several weeks in early to mid-2027, according to news.com.au.
It is thought that Prince Harry Markle and the couple’s two children, Prince Archie, 7, and Princess Lilibet, 5, could join her during the production, although no firm plans have been confirmed.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 26, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
youtu.be/YH5Arbm47IQ
youtu.be/qcbndNeCO-s
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 07:32 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2026 07:30 PM (P4bJX)
That's a little personal but since you asked . imagine a starfish.
Reminds me of the sitcom Community and the flag they designed for the school. That was a great sitcom.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:33 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2026 07:30 PM
Fun Fact: in 1986, Uranus emitted a gas bubble 2,600 times the size of Earth.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 26, 2026 07:34 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:34 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:25 PM (ua/lL)
Have you read this report?
Evidence for Large Planetary Climate Altering Thermonuclear Explosions on Mars in the Past
by John E. Brandenburg
https://tinyurl.com/2wa9cp2x
500 million years ago was about when the Burgess Shales was being laid down.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)
The guy fishing next to him had a shiny pair of beautiful sidecutters, I snipped off the barb, big lure fell out. i carried pelican back to the water's edge and he flew off like nothing had happened. This was on Hatteras Island.
Posted by: My Pelican Story at October 26, 2026 07:35 PM (EdP2u)
https://tinyurl.com/bdh86v6m
Goes to Xitter
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 26, 2026 07:35 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2026 07:36 PM (P4bJX)
some of his work is available for free at gutenberg.org
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:36 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:37 PM (Ti9vn)
https://tinyurl.com/5eukt3r9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 07:38 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:32 PM (VyBeY)
Pfffft.
Posted by: Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B at October 26, 2026 07:38 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:36 PM (VyBeY)
It used to be all of his science fiction, his one mystery, and one of his articles on John S Mosby.
He also did catalog work on a gun collection and I don't think that one is there.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:39 PM (rbvCR)
The Duchess of Sussex is reportedly heading to Australia to take a starring role on one of the country’s most popular television shows.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau
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Oh for god's sakes will people please quit exhuming her career.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 07:39 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 07:39 PM (TN0g+)
Key is: cheap to build. You can afford to build many thousands of them, and if some fail to get through, oh, well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 07:39 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: My Pelican Story at October 26, 2026 07:35 PM
Thank you for calling them by their correct name. We hate it when people call them "dikes". You wouldn't believe the confusion it caused around here when we were remodeling.
Posted by: The Last Ditch at October 26, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:40 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 07:41 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 07:39 PM (hg8Lt)
There is a paper out on detection of the magnetic pulses put out by the electric motors used in drones, just released. I suppose the pulse jets would show up on any thermal scan, but they wouldn't show up on a magnetic scan.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: The Last Ditch
Ooh. Sting.
Posted by: MkY at October 26, 2026 07:42 PM (ik4bQ)
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 07:41 PM (LHPAg)
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Hobbit-holes are the very definition of "comfort."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:42 PM (FZ29D)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:43 PM (rbvCR)
I know the rovers have recorded sounds from Mars. The atmosphere is much thinner, barely a wisp, and sound behaves differently compared to Erf, so I think some liberties have to be taken to produce audio of "what it would sound like". I'll have to look all that up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/5eukt3r9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 07:38 PM (JrHfD)
Maybe Kangaroo identified as a shark...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 07:43 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Dave R. at October 26, 2026 07:44 PM (TN0g+)
I know the rovers have recorded sounds from Mars. The atmosphere is much thinner, barely a wisp, and sound behaves differently compared to Erf, so I think some liberties have to be taken to produce audio of "what it would sound like". I'll have to look all that up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 07:43 PM (w6EFb)
https://science.nasa.gov/mission/
mars-2020-perseverance/sounds-of-mars/
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 07:45 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:42 PM
* nods *
Posted by: Paolo Proudfoot at October 26, 2026 07:45 PM (S9oA5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 07:45 PM (u82oZ)
And dinosaurs. It was pretty good.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 07:46 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 07:47 PM (6vuXd)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:42 PM (rbvCR)
Imagine using modern V1's against savages like the Houthis, or against Iran, now that total air superiority has been achieved. You could make them fly high enough to be out of range from shoulder-fired AA missiles. Bigger SAM's could knock them down, but a SAM capable of knocking one down would probably cost much more than the modern V1. Send a whole flock of them against an Iranian target. The SAM's get some, but the rest get through.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 07:49 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Forward..... Mosh!
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 07:49 PM (VHUov)
And dinosaurs. It was pretty good.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 07:46 PM (Sco7b)
But they were sure slow on the uptake. I mean I figured where the buggos were coming from much, much faster.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 07:49 PM (l3cgK)
I'm kicking myself, should have remembered this. Because of the properties of CO2 molecules, which makes up the vast majority of what little atmosphere is there, there are two distinct speeds of sound roughly on Mars. Higher frequencies travel a bit faster than lower frequencies, about 10 m/s difference, with the line being at 240 Hz. So, you get sound dispersion.
And sound attenuation is much greater on Mars. Everyday sounds we make all the time doing our normal routines would drop off in intensity greatly past 30' or so.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 07:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 07:41 PM (LHPAg)
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Hobbit-holes are the very definition of "comfort."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:42 PM
Perfesser, I thought of you yesterday. Mrs. E saw a regular old grey squirrel in our driveway(we call them cat squirrels) with a 6 inch garter snake in his mouth. What say you?
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg)
mars-2020-perseverance/sounds-of-mars/
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 07:45 PM (l3cgK)
I expect the only sounds one would hear on Mars, other than those made by oneself, would be the wind interacting with obstacles, either natural or man-made.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 07:53 PM (hg8Lt)
And there was a marsquake recorded by instruments there a while back and they just published some paper on that:
https://t.ly/nhZ4y
The epicenter was deep under Valles Marineris, which makes the Grand Canyon look like a little gulley.
Mars never had tectonic plate activity like earth does, there are big differences in all this across the solar system. Earth is pretty much unique.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)
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I need some sensible shoes...
Posted by: Dave R.
I know some others that like that.
-- Zombie Earl Butz
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 07:54 PM (4cqyH)
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg)
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It's a little early for killing the snakes for St. Pat's....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:56 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg)
Squirrels eat meat. In the spring they raid birds' nests and a friend of mine said that his cat would go hunting with the squirrels. The squirrels would act as beaters around the brush piles flushing field mice out, and the cat would kill a mouse and play with it for a while before the squirrels took the body into the brush.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:57 PM (rbvCR)
A keepsake you could say.
Posted by: Southern Gentleman at October 26, 2026 08:00 PM (Ssbab)
Posted by: mea culpa at October 26, 2026 08:05 PM (iN6fC)
The squirrels would act as beaters around the brush piles flushing field mice out, and the cat would kill a mouse and play with it for a while before the squirrels took the body into the brush.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Nature. (shudder)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 08:07 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 07:49 PM (l3cgK)
They did have an hour to kill.
I really liked the second drunken planet episode. 'Star Trek' doesn't do funny well but that was good.
Third 'ghost ship' episode was nice too. Someone on set was working on horror movies. Pretty good season overall up until they introduced the gay crap in episodes 9 and 10.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 08:10 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 08:16 PM (ndZc7)
>>@ICEgov
>>Fake & Gay!
>>Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes
report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m)
AI deserved it.
Everyone have a good night.
Ball game for those who care I think.
Kylie Cantrall was the pretty girl who sung the anthem in Game two. Very sweet.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 08:20 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 08:21 PM (yEz+x)
I'm almost certain Mars had micro-life in the ancient past at the least. Something akin to bacteria/archaea.
There might even be something still there, barely surviving, just an echo of the eons. Those "spotted rocks" are pretty good evidence, but you can only know for sure if you could samples back to earth to test with all the lab instruments and techniques we have here on the ground.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 08:22 PM (w6EFb)
Key is: cheap to build. You can afford to build many thousands of them, and if some fail to get through, oh, well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 07:39 PM (hg8Lt)
No problem, $12,000,000 each, we can deliver the first one in 2038. Or maybe 2041, we're not really sure.
Posted by: Boeing at October 26, 2026 08:24 PM (X5Jzz)
Thanks for the link to Her Majesty's interview. Interesting information and a lovely photo of her with the pup.
Posted by: JTB at October 26, 2026 08:26 PM (yTvNw)
Boeing is going to get its mojo back.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 08:27 PM (yEz+x)
Whirled Series
Or
Cowboys Eagles.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 08:21 PM (yEz+x)
Game 5 of the Rayciss Lesbo Lip Lickers is tonight also.
The Atlanta Rug Munchers vs. The Golden State Golden Dildos.
Get ya peanuts here! Get ya peanuts!
Posted by: WNBA Peanut Vendor Tranny at October 26, 2026 08:28 PM (Ssbab)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 08:22 PM (w6EFb)
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Wouldn't you have to take extra steps to avoid ground-based contamination to avoid getting a "false positive?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 08:29 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 08:21 PM (yEz+x)
___________
The Brewers were the Seattle Pilots in 1969, the expansion year, and left for Milwaukee in 1970. Likely, they will be WS champs before the Mariners.
Just saying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 08:30 PM (eRlcH)
Boeing is going to get its mojo back.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 08:27 PM (yEz+x)
I hope you're right, they were once a great company that made most of the great airplanes of the 20th century. Step one is to get rid of the McDonnel-Douglas bean counters who took over upper management after the merger.
Posted by: Boeing at October 26, 2026 08:31 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: davidt at October 26, 2026 08:32 PM (Q+gd/)
Boeing is going to get its mojo back.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 08:27 PM
No Boeing hate here. America and Americans worked and sacrificed to win WW II. We're all wanting America to get it's mojo back.
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 08:32 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 08:32 PM (enNUy)
There were plans for a Mars sample return, and they are technically still on, but sort of in limbo. At any rate, they developed protocols for this, and believe you me, they are quite involved. There are also "Andromeda Strain" concerns about bringing some Martian bug back to earth. Probably overblown, but we would be dealing with a true unknown.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 08:33 PM (w6EFb)
Under warranty but they don't know when they can get someone out here . . .
Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 26, 2026 08:33 PM (FGA9/)
polynikes,
You really caught the look of rocks seen through shallow water. (I've seen a lot of that.) I assume you have to thin out the oil paint a lot to get that effect.
Posted by: JTB at October 26, 2026 08:34 PM (yTvNw)
No Boeing hate here. America and Americans worked and sacrificed to win WW II. We're all wanting America to get it's mojo back.
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 08:32 PM (LHPAg)
___________
The atomic bomb cost $2 billion to develop.
The B-29 cost $3 billion to develop.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 08:34 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 08:34 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Buzz Kill at October 26, 2026 08:35 PM (EdP2u)
Under warranty but they don't know when they can get someone out here . . .
Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 26, 2026 08:33 PM
Two weeks.
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 08:35 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: NCKate
Well, Boeing is ALL OVER the place. And yes, they do make 787s in South Carolina. Seattle is still the biggest commercial jet production location. Nowadays their fighters are made in St. Louis.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 26, 2026 08:35 PM (ftFVW)
The Viking landers back in the '70s carried a number of biological experiments aboard to test for life in various ways. A couple of them gave positive results, but they were discounted as likely some abiotic chemistry of some sort, due to the apparent total lack of organic compounds in the soil.
That was wrong, and we know now that Mars has many organics. There was a recent paper calling the original conclusions in questions, and concluding the jury is still very much out on just what Viking may or may not have detected.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 08:36 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 08:38 PM (6vuXd)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 08:39 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Good Glue, Rivets, Welding? at October 26, 2026 08:41 PM (EdP2u)
I'm so old, I remember them being
just around the corner from the Chicago Lyric Opera.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 26, 2026 08:41 PM (zdLoL)
Wasn't there a Spanish tranny film fave a couple of years ago?
It would be hysterical if this film beats out Oppenheimer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 08:42 PM (XV/Pl)
Well, Boeing is ALL OVER the place. And yes, they do make 787s in South Carolina. Seattle is still the biggest commercial jet production location. Nowadays their fighters are made in St. Louis.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 26, 2026 08:35 PM (ftFVW)
The St. Louis fighter operation is what remains of McDonnel-Douglas after the merger. M-D was always in St. Louis, and I don't believe Boeing built fighters before the merger.
Posted by: a.moron at October 26, 2026 08:42 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: NCKate
Methinks not. After the merger with McDonnell Douglas HQ was in Chicago as a sort of neutral ground. A number of years ago HQ moved to DC. Doubt they'd move it to SC cause it would piss off all the wrong people in Seattle.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 26, 2026 08:43 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 26, 2026 08:44 PM (ENA4W)
Dr. Gilbert Levin was the the principal investigator for one of those Viking life experiments, the Labeled Released experiment, and he got very bitter about the whole thing until his death in 2021. He was dead certain they have found life.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: a.moron
Also true. And there are no more fighters made in legacy Boeing locations.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 26, 2026 08:45 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Buzz Kill
Although I can't recommend it because of excessive nihilism, Thomas Pynchon's novel Gravity' Rainbow has a great premise. An American officer in London marks his romantic conquests on a map of London and those conquests correspond with the fall of V-2s.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 08:45 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Buzz Kill
Although I can't recommend it because of excessive nihilism, Thomas Pynchon's novel Gravity' Rainbow has a great premise. An American officer in London marks his romantic conquests on a map of London and those conquests correspond with the fall of V-2s.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 08:45 PM (ndZc7)
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I need some sensible shoes...
Posted by: Dave R.
I know some others that like that.
-- Zombie Earl Butz
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 07:54 PM (4cqyH)
Upon further internet research, I get this reference now.
+1
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 08:46 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 08:39 PM
There was, unfortunately they handled the announcement very badly and found themselves in a court case where they were accused of union busting, which you cannot do under the NLRA, so they were told they could not move. I am surprised they haven’t made another run at it, but with much better labor relations advice.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 08:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 08:48 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 08:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Back during the time of Viking in the '70s very little was known about extremophiles. I think a few had been discovered, but they had no idea about the extent of them and the extreme hostile conditions they thrive in.
Had they know that then, they might have looked at those Viking results very differently.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 26, 2026 08:52 PM (jrgJz)
Watching a replay of a dirt car race at Volunteer Raceway in Tennessee.
youtu.be/1yganMltKLY
Go Brewers! Or Devil Rays. I'm flexible. I did live in Tampa for a bit.
Go Eagles. I guess. I hate the Cowboys.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 08:53 PM (sAmhv)
The Ilhan Omar spot on Omar Fateh's "I'm Your Host Now" show was just the usual "Republicans are racist" blather. At one point, she said that despite Trump's claims, 70% of Somalians are gainfully employed in Minnesota, compared to the 60% state rate overall. What on earth are those statistics?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 08:54 PM (mmrXZ)
They are building 777s and 787s like maniacs. I would imagine the military side is going gangbusters as well.
They got rid of the DEI crap. Idiots are being let go. They are going balls to the wall.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 08:55 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 08:56 PM (sAmhv)
The best solution at this point is to repeat the study, and possibly a few others.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 08:56 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 08:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
the DC 8 and DC 9 were much better airplanes
Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 26, 2026 08:52 PM (jrgJz)
_________
The DC-3 (or C-47) and DC-4 (or C-54) helped win the war.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 08:57 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
They're inoperative statements.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 08:57 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
You know, like God.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 08:59 PM (ndZc7)
You really caught the look of rocks seen through shallow water. (I've seen a lot of that.) I assume you have to thin out the oil paint a lot to get that effect.
Posted by: JTB at October 26, 2026 08:34 PM (yTvNw)
I don't know what the 'correct technique' is but the way I did it is how I do all my paintings and that is to look at the 2D image and see and copy the 2D shape and color and don't let my mind see the actual image.
And I don't know if I mentioned before but my paintings may be unique in that I use no other mediums and paint only straight from the tube. No thinning or drying mediums which makes it much harder to paint with oil but I decided not to expose myself to the harmful chemicals when I first started. I don't even use quality brushes because I throw them away after a painting session because I don't want to use thinner to clean them.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 08:59 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 09:00 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 09:00 PM (enNUy)
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent fired back by dining at a Cheesecake Factory in Washington, D.C., and targeting Obama's $850 million Obama Presidential Center in Chicago, stating: "This is the man who built the museum. It looks like Darth Vader's tomb."
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 26, 2026 09:01 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Chris at October 26, 2026 09:02 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:02 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 26, 2026 09:01 PM (NFX2v)
I saw a meme that said, "it looks like Hitler built a Harkonnen citadel"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 09:04 PM (rbvCR)
Levin himself proposed the same thing. He wrote some papers on his hypothesis that it was microbial life of some sort, his evidence and reasoning for that conclusion, and then developed an experiment to falsify it that a future mission could conduct.
Like a real scientist. Here's my theory, and here's how you prove me wrong.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 09:05 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: The March of Time at October 26, 2026 09:05 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:05 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 09:06 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:07 PM (Ti9vn)
And we were in the cheap seats.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 09:08 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 09:05 PM (w6EFb)
One of my pet bugaboos is so many "scientists" are not willing to consider what would be falsifying to their theories.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 09:08 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 09:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
The Ilhan Omar spot on Omar Fateh's "I'm Your Host Now" show was just the usual "Republicans are racist" blather. At one point, she said that despite Trump's claims, 70% of Somalians are gainfully employed in Minnesota, compared to the 60% state rate overall. What on earth are those statistics?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 08:54 PM (mmrXZ)
They're remote employees of the Quality Learing Center.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 09:09 PM (jb8Ss)
Jonathan D. Miller is a Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina’s 16th State Senate District (Wake County), running in the November 3, 2026 election, and is currently in custody after an armed standoff with Cary police
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 09:10 PM (ndZc7)
And we were in the cheap seats.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 09:08 PM (yEz+x)
Always will be weary of flying trans Pacific with a two engine plane. I know it's built to fly on one engine without too much stress.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:10 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: On My Way Out at October 26, 2026 09:10 PM (EdP2u)
==
Levin himself proposed the same thing. He wrote some papers on his hypothesis that it was microbial life of some sort, his evidence and reasoning for that conclusion, and then developed an experiment to falsify it that a future mission could conduct.
Like a real scientist. Here's my theory, and here's how you prove me wrong.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 09:05 PM (w6EFb)
REEEEEEE!!!!!
Posted by: glowball warmingists at October 26, 2026 09:11 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 09:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
Thanks. It was a long time ago and he was a young man relatively speaking.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:13 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 09:13 PM (6vuXd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 09:13 PM (ndZc7)
Ah, Boeing built the first all metal monoplane fighter, the P-26.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 26, 2026 09:14 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 09:16 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:07 PM (Ti9vn)
Some of us are so old that we remember when the F-15 was the next generation fighter. When I got out of the Air Force, my wing was in the early stages of transitioning from the F-4 to the F-15.
Posted by: a.moron at October 26, 2026 09:16 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: On My Way Out at October 26, 2026 09:10 PM (EdP2u)
Hard to paint with a respirator on. I'm convinced Bob Ross died of cancer early because of his free use of thinner. He almost swam in it. He would always tell his listeners to get the odor free thinner like it was safe.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:16 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: a.moron at October 26, 2026 09:16 PM (X5Jzz
That was a huge change.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:17 PM (Ti9vn)
Ah, Boeing built the first all metal monoplane fighter, the P-26.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 26, 2026 09:14 PM (zdLoL)
Did they build any fighters between WW11 and the M-D merger? I don't recall any, but I might be wrong.
Posted by: a.moron at October 26, 2026 09:18 PM (X5Jzz)
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Barack Obama: "They are running scary ads to make you think Democrats are radicals, communists, jihadists, or the woke police. What is radical about wanting everybody to have healthcare? How is that radical?"
Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
Weird. I thought someone fixed health care. What happened?
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Bazinga!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 09:18 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 09:19 PM (6vuXd)
Posted by: a.moron at October 26, 2026 09:18 PM (X5Jzz)
Prototypes IIRC. Off to the intertubes to look up.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:20 PM (Ti9vn)
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Boeing built the P-26 "Peashooter" shortly prior to WWII.
https://tinyurl.com/pxu7rfh3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 09:23 PM (ndZc7)
"Although Boeing produced the prototype XF8B in 1944 and the X-32 entry in the Joint Strike Fighter contest in 2000, the P-26 was the last Boeing Company fighter aircraft to enter service until Boeing acquired McDonnell Douglas in 1997 and took over its production and continuing support contracts for the F-15 Eagle and the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet.".
Posted by: a.moron at October 26, 2026 09:24 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Prudence Dictates at October 26, 2026 09:24 PM (EdP2u)
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Let's get down to some basic accuracy here.
Did they charge him with ALLEGEDLY disclosing national security information or did they charge him with disclosing national security information?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 09:24 PM (4tmEn)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:24 PM (Ti9vn)
The ex-prosecutor answered: "Yes, we sought to do things consistent with the law and department policy."
Yeah, hoss, and I sought to bury my face in Sydney Sweeney's glorious boobage.
Guess we both missed the mark.
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 09:24 PM (oqH4h)
The Mexicans delivered such mockery to that film (and to the French) that I doubt the director will make that mistake twice.
Posted by: from penis to vagiiiinaaah at October 26, 2026 09:29 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: polynikes
That's right, he was always dipping and thinning.
Posted by: Prudence Dictates! at October 26, 2026 09:29 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:10 PM (Ti9vn)
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Eh, ETOPS is a thing. They plan for it.
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 09:29 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
SEE!!! SEE!! I HAVE WITNESSES!!! I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP, BUT THE TABLE MOVED!!!! BAD HOOMAN!!! 😾😾
Posted by: Little Brown Tabby Kitten at October 26, 2026 09:29 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 26, 2026 09:31 PM (igBuc)
Posted by: Palette Cleanser at October 26, 2026 09:33 PM (EdP2u)
The little brown tabby kitten was upset that he couldn't make the leap and squeaked in protest. "You moved the damn table!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
================
Servant should have picked up the kitty and put her on the table. She was too cute to not get her way.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 09:33 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:35 PM (KC5Lt)
I can relay the mood of the region. Boeing is hiring. They have ramped up production. Manditory OT is coming online. DEI is gone. Engineers just signed a contract without a strike. Folks are gearing up to grind. And we like it that way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 09:37 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 09:39 PM (yEz+x)
The Rednexorcist
By: Frank Sloane, Grady Hendrix
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 09:40 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Palette Cleanser at October 26, 2026 09:33 PM (EdP2u)
Lot of smokers live to their 80’s and 90’s too. But causation is fickle . I choose to eliminate one of the factors.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:40 PM (KC5Lt)
I can relay the mood of the region. Boeing is hiring. They have ramped up production. Manditory OT is coming online. DEI is gone. Engineers just signed a contract without a strike. Folks are gearing up to grind. And we like it that way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October
I am excited about growing manufacturing anywhere in the US. On shoring across most sectors would be incredible for our country. We have cost issues, I am not naive. But I would love to see it happen.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 26, 2026 09:31 PM (igBuc)
I knew that they had done a prototype but Google AI told me they didn’t. All I had to do was look up the JSF to confirm my memory. I’ll know better than to trust AI.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:45 PM (KC5Lt)
By: Frank Sloane, Grady Hendrix
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
So is that about:
Rednecks who get rid of ghosts?
City folk who get rid of rednecks?
Anyone who gets rid of one-hit-wonder Swedish dance bands?
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 09:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:49 PM (KC5Lt)
That's right, he was always dipping and thinning.
Posted by: Prudence Dictates!
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A little fan takes care of that problem.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 09:49 PM (4tmEn)
Posted by: Son Of Scranton at October 26, 2026 09:49 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 09:50 PM (6vuXd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 09:50 PM (6vuXd)
Hopefully he’s watching from the upper upper deck.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:51 PM (KC5Lt)
I can relay the mood of the region. Boeing is hiring. They have ramped up production. Manditory OT is coming online. DEI is gone. Engineers just signed a contract without a strike. Folks are gearing up to grind. And we like it that way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 09:37 PM (yEz+x)
I liked the meme with two heavy black women carry wrenches.
"Beoing. We make planes and shit."
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 09:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 09:53 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 09:53 PM (Sco7b)
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yet no records exist
Because they didn't read or write.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 09:54 PM (4tmEn)
By: Frank Sloane, Grady Hendrix
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
So is that about:
Rednecks who get rid of ghosts?
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It's about a redneck preacher who unleashes Hell on demons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 09:56 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Piper
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Things will become obsolete before they break and
we won't have to worry about ingesting Chinesium.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 09:57 PM (4tmEn)
Posted by: polynikes
I completely understand. I just didn't remember what took Bill and looked it up. Your caution is rational and I get it.
Posted by: Palette Cleanser. at October 26, 2026 09:59 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 26, 2026 09:59 PM (NFX2v)
I can relay the mood of the region. Boeing is hiring. They have ramped up production. Manditory OT is coming online. DEI is gone. Engineers just signed a contract without a strike. Folks are gearing up to grind. And we like it that way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 09:37 PM (yEz+x)
Like I said above, I hope you're right. Boeing was once a great company, doing great things. They lost their way, hopefully they have managed to unfuck themselves. We need more great companies in this country.
Posted by: a.moron at October 26, 2026 10:01 PM (X5Jzz)
We just put my mother in the ground this afternoon. Speaking of causes of death, I noticed they had to put something down for her. They chose an item or two from a pretty big list of stuff she had wrong with her. It's really silly.
She was 96, and the true cause of death was simply old age. Her body was just plumb worn out. That's all it was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 10:03 PM (w6EFb)
As I have pointed out in the past, hiring Comey to teach ethics is very much like hiring Jeffrey Dahmer to teach haute cuisine.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at October 26, 2026 10:05 PM (WDknQ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 10:03 PM (w6EFb)
Once more, condolences to you and Miley. You shall always have her memory to treasure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 10:06 PM (hg8Lt)
Report: Emails Suggest Jack Smith Lied to Congress When He Claimed He Didn't View His Targets' Privileged Conversations with Lawyers
Plus: Last Ditch More Like Past Bitch Amirite
This Jack Smith sure seems like a saucy fellow.
Then-Special Counsel Jack Smith's investigators improperly saw potential attorney-client privileged materials on multiple occasions during its probes of President Donald Trump, calling into question the controversial prosecutor's recent Senate testimony that his team had always followed so-called filter team protocols to protect such information. Emails obtained under federal open records laws by The Oversight Project, a nonprofit investigative watchdog, show that Smith's team internally acknowledged on at least six occasions between December 2022 and August 2023 when it had accidentally or improperly let suspected attorney-client privileged materials or other sensitive communications slide through filter team reviews. The documents were sent to frontline investigators, like FBI agents. I believe "filter teams" are supposedly "outside" teams that scan messages and keep privileged information from being passed to the investigators. A fake "firewall" against prosecutors seeing these communications. But they passed privileged documents to the FBI and Jack Smith's team and, let's face it, hiring people to look at documents who you claim "aren't really part of the team so they don't count" is bullshit from Jump Street.Bonus: That lesbian bar whose brokeass clientele freaked out when they moved to a one-night-per-week Mask Optional policy? You're not going to believe this, but it's closing down.Such access potentially breached the constitutional protections for defendants and witnesses whose communications were gathered under subpoena or search warrant.
Newly disclosed: What Smith actually did contrasts with testimony "The Smith Special Counsel Office requests the FBI search its Outlook server and/or eVault for the following potentially privileged document which may have been inadvertently sent to members of the investigative team," an Aug. 3, 2023 email from the prosecutor's records officer stated in one such example. "Please search the attached list of individuals' UNET and FBINET Outlook accounts for a document titled SM_MAL-0021793. "If found, please notify us of the locations and take steps to purge the document from those locations," the email added. "The SCO is working to resolve the issue with this sensitive document quickly and we appreciate your help in this matter." The multiple instances of failing to protect attorney-client communications created awkward situations for frontline staff, who even considered deleting the email trail of evidence. "I do not intend to read Brett's notes, which I have not previously seen. I would delete the email, but for FOIA purposes perhaps I shouldn't," one official wrote in an Aug. 8, 2023 email that followed recalls of improperly forwarded evidence of attorney communications. The emails stand in stark contrast to Smith's testimony just weeks ago to the Senate Judiciary Committee where he expressed confidence his team had followed the proper rules to keep attorney client privileged testimony out of the hands of agents and investigators who legally weren't entitled to have it. "Mr. Smith, it's your testimony to this committee that you observed the proper investigative protocols at all times, including the filter team?" Sen. Katie Britt, R-Ala., asked at one point during the hearing. The ex-prosecutor answered: "Yes, we sought to do things consistent with the law and department policy." When prosecutors seize material that is likely to include privileged communications, the DOJ manual requires a "filter team" made up of "agents and lawyers not involved in the underlying investigation" to pull out any protected communications before investigators see them. Marshall Yates, a former chief of the FBI's congressional affairs office who now works as a strategic counsel for The Oversight Project, told Just the News he believes the emails his group obtained show "a violation of somebody's constitutional rights" and conflict with Smith's Senate testimony. "Jack Smith's abuse of power knew no limits, and what he testified to the Senate Judiciary Committee was that they followed filter team protocols," Yates told the John Solomon Reports podcast on Friday. "He was very clear in that testimony. And what we found is a pattern ... where prosecutors and investigators are seeing filtered information, non-filtered information that they're reviewing before it goes to a filter team. And that is a violation of the protocols that Jack Smith testified that they followed.
A Western Massachusetts bar at the center of a Covid masking controversy last month is moving toward closing down, according to a message it posted Monday on social media. The bar, the Last Ditch, said on its website that it was founded for lesbians, as well as "transexuals, gender freaks, workers and their friends," an oasis for safe and happy drinking in the tiny city of Greenfield. It became internationally known for the backlash to its owners' decision to relax a mandatory face mask policy. The hope was that making masks optional on Saturdays would increase business. But opponents of the change argued the bar was abandoning its goals to be welcoming to everyone. People posting online accused the owners of being ableist and risking the lives of immunocompromised customers. A backlash to the backlash quickly emerged, with people mocking customers and their Covid concerns. A Boston Globe story in September on the masking dispute went viral, and the travails of the Last Ditch were published by media around the country and overseas. The publicity appeared to draw dozens of potential customers to the first mask-optional Saturday night after the local controversy became widely known. But the burst of attention was apparently not enough to save the bar in downtown Greenfield, a city of about 17,000 people. A message on the Last Ditch Instagram page said that the bar needed "new owners ASAP." "We are SOFT CLOSING effective immediately, all BOOKED events will CONTINUE, otherwise we are CLOSED," the message read. "Love and solidarity to all." "We have put our lives on hold to foster networks of care, resources, and a home base for organizing," the posting said. "It's time we pass it on." The bar's social media listed several scheduled events this week, including an open mic night and karaoke. Three housemates, Asa Rosario, Jackie Matellian and Sage Territo, opened the bar in 2025, hoping to fill a need after two queer bars in the region had closed in recent years.
A message to the bar's email account on Monday returned an automated response saying, "We are community run for the community, so we are slow to reply."
🚨 The Massachusetts COVID-conscious lesbian bar is closing. RIP Last Ditch, you gave us the best story of the year 😭 https://t.co/Aqwc0tdACR
— Billy Binion (@billybinion) October 26, 2026
This video was released yesterday, serendipitously enough. It's about the fact that the lesbian community merged with the "disability" rights people long ago, and that doesn't just include people with actual disabilities, but a lot of women who claim to have "diseases" without ever being diagnosed as sick, complaining of vague symptoms that generally just boil down to being low-energy. She talks about unwellness -- and let's face it, mental unwellness -- becoming a dominant feature of lesbian cult ideology, with many claiming to have never-proven "chemical sensitivities" that would give them headaches or vertigo if they smelled perfume or deodorant. This group sounds like a real hoot! A real FunBunch!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 06:10 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:10 PM (KRh8R)
You're not going to believe this, but it's closing down.
One would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:13 PM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:14 PM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:15 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:16 PM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 06:16 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (fapp/)
Or "Banquo's Ghost."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (amcLV)
Tinker's Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)
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You can get masks with a built-in straw. Or, at least, a hole for one.
Stupid, yes, but let's play fill in the blanks: a _____ and his _____ soon are _______.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:19 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: The Blue Oyster at October 26, 2026 06:19 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: The Blue Oyster at October 26, 2026 06:19 PM (fapp/)
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Sounds cultish.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Dave at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (sbsMc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (ua/lL)
Odd, they do not seem to be short on douchebags.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:21 PM (zZu0s)
I really think they mask because they are butt ugly. Add the diseased and pretend disease and I'll bet it was a hoot. I know I'd give myself away trying to suppress my wild laughter and would snort a hole in my mask and be tearfully and hysterically asked to leave.
What is going to now happen to the Playskool toy houses weirdly on the table? This alone had me laughing at the bizarreness.
The laws questioned at the end also cracked me up. What is finger spelling?
And people thought the ghey bar disco we infiltrated to dance in college was weird!
Thank you, Ace, for the anthropology study video!!! "Arlena, the Spanish lesbian, living in the Welch wildnerness" nearly finished me off!
Love, a black/oriental/Martian/disabled pansexual.
Love is love. *Rainbow farht
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:21 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:22 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 06:22 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:22 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: DanMan at October 26, 2026 06:24 PM (8uzBS)
It wasn't a lie lie. A mere embellishment. A modest economy with the truth. A cheeky prevarication. A slight exaggeration. The tiniest deviation. Slight forgetfulness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:24 PM (eRlcH)
I didn't watch the video. Is this merger why every fat, gay AWFL is now walking around with a cane? Seriously, canes everywhere now. They all have Fibromyalgia and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome along and Diabetes and a host of mental problems.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM (mkw2N)
Lol. Real life lesbians: "We can't stand the smell of good hygiene," say sapphic Karens with some of the saddest, most unkempt pussy ever. These lumberjacks probably smell like bad kefir, sardines, and mental illness down there.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM (M60gE)
They feel smug and superior to the rest of humanity.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM (rg/w7)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM
I am suddenly inclined to forgive the boys that overindulge in body spray. Instead of being callow douche-canoes, maybe they just knew something I didn't: that it would keep the witches at bay.
{{healing power of 'and'}}
Posted by: SciVo at October 26, 2026 06:26 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 26, 2026 06:26 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:26 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (TN0g+)
When I was in high school it was Axe body spray and Brut. We called the smell of BO + Brut, "Brutal."
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: DanMan at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (Vvh2V)
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Can you imagine being a waiter there and trying to make a living off tips?
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:29 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 06:29 PM (ikSmX)
They feel smug and superior to the rest of humanity.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM (rg/w7)
I hesitate to come out in opposition to this. It also acts as a warning.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)
I did see a sign at the doorway of a lesbian bar as we walked by in Vienna. It said:
"No homophobes, rednecks or conservatives allowed"
I wanted to bust in like a cowboy through saloon doors and say, "I'm all three! What are you going to do about it, you lesbisches?" LOL, which is lesbian in Deutsch. hic
I was sadly with my dude, son and DIL and refrained. They alone keep me from foreign prisons.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:29 PM (hzuYO)
They feel smug and superior to the rest of humanity.
Posted by: Czech Chick
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I don't mind, because they instantly, visually, identify themselves as someone that you will not interact with.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026 06:30 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (TN0g+)
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The dive bars down by the docks are classier joints.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:30 PM (FZ29D)
171 Mandy Patinkin: Urged Jewish voters to support "Dr." El-Sayed for the U.S. Senate in Michigan, arguing that Jewish safety relies on a multi-racial democracy.
Posted by: Baldy at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM
"Democracy." He keeps using that word...I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 26, 2026 06:30 PM (9ZFZd)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (ua/lL)
A lpt pf them claim to have "DID" -- multiple personaloty disorder" -- as well as autism, fybromyalgia, Lyme Disease, "long Covid," IBD, and the latest fad is to use a cane or wheelchair even though you don't need them.
Though, to be frank -- perfume actually does annoy the hell out of me. Maybe not "give me a headache" level, but to me it smells like some chemical warfare agent. So on that minor point, I must grant the crazy lesbians a chit.
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (pfXMo)
Or "Banquo's Ghost."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (amcLV)
Fortunato's Alcove
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)
I believe Detective Abberline's theory that it was a Woman that was the Jack the Ripper, when she killed her victims she looked like a midwife and if she got too much blood on her she wore her victims clothes because a witness thought they saw on of the victims on the street later that night after the murder, and they didn't know she was killed earlier that night.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (ubCxQ)
The dive bars down by the docks are classier joints.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:30 PM (FZ29D)
_________
But the fights at the lez bars are probably more entertaining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026
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If I have a choice, I avoid the clerk with the face diaper on, whether it's at the Walmart or the library. And I try to do it conspicuously.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM
Pffft.
Posted by: Penguins and their projectile pooping at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 06:33 PM (WMJMj)
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Mandy Patinkin is a special kind of stupid. He quit "Criminal Minds" in the middle of its third season when it was soaring up the charts because he thought it was selling out...or some other special bus line of thought.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:33 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 06:33 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:34 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s
Domestic Abuse is more common in lesbian couples per capita.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:34 PM (Ti9vn)
I still prefer the stiff, rigid texture of Gay Bars myself, though I won't go into what aroma the chocolate has for those.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 26, 2026 06:34 PM (qlLNh)
Men: Don't understand women. Love women.
Women: Understand women. Hate women.
It makes you think.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: DanMan at October 26, 2026 06:24 PM (8uzBS)
BECAUSE PROLES MUST LEARN THEIR PLACE, AND SUBMIT
Posted by: Judge "Nosferatu" Moraes at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (rbvCR)
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Love and solidarity to all. These stupid clamdiggers were literally stabbed in the back and ruined by their own clientele — their own people — and yet they’re still duckspeaking ‘love and solidarity’ to the very people who fucked them ip the ass.
Incredible.
That’s assuming this whole sordid ordeal was true, which I have my doubts.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (Q8pAC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (b99Hl)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)
Rates of domestic violence in lesbian relationships are about double hetero. Divorce/breakup rates are also much higher.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 06:33 PM (WMJM
Can of Bill Hickok?
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (Ti9vn)
The sapphos need an anatomy class.
Minute 14:17 mentions a circle of lesbo sitting around "cross-legged" passing a mirror to view their own "cervix."
I could be wrong,as I've never had a uterine prolapse to view my own cervix, but you'd need speculums for this, eejits!
Is this reporter a lesbian or just reporting on the bizarre world? I pity her if she's not on board or on dildo for these events.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Dress code: "Red hat required for entry."
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (dIske)
You beat me to it!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (0MjtC)
Or "Banquo's Ghost."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (amcLV)
Fortunato's Alcove
Posted by: Kindltot
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"The Strength To Go On"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (XeU6L)
Divorce/breakup rates are also much higher.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)
___________
I always thought Gay Divorce Court would be great entertainment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (eRlcH)
"You got no call to come around here, bothering the brides."
"What," says McGee, "have you got some kind of colony here?"
And the lesbian takes after him with a baseball bat. He has to move fast to subdue her. Afterwards he reflects that he had to do it, because "she might not know when to stop hitting."
Such a scene must have been startling in crime fiction back then. Now it'd be called stereotyping or something.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:38 PM (wzUl9)
Minute 14:17 mentions a circle of lesbo sitting around "cross-legged" passing a mirror to view their own "cervix."
I could be wrong,as I've never had a uterine prolapse to view my own cervix, but you'd need speculums for this, eejits!
Is this reporter a lesbian or just reporting on the bizarre world? I pity her if she's not on board or on dildo for these events.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
You just haven'[t spent enough time masturbating with horse-dildos.
Some of them are so stretched out you could play racquetball on their cervix.
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 06:38 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: Brandy at October 26, 2026 06:38 PM (wVcYX)
Alma 41:10 "...Behold, I say unto you, wickedness never was happiness."
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 06:38 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Unkaren at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (m6fGY)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026
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He must be getting up near seventy now. He did Princess Bride about forty years ago?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)
*My husband has no idea what I'm doing...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)
Zero optimism about the coming elections. Zero.
God help us.
Posted by: Billythesquid at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (x4l2h)
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)
Mid 70's
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (Ti9vn)
The Type I lesbian is a lesbian because she likes women. This lesbian subtype will appreciate a lot of the same female things straight men appreciate. She might well have a Sydney Sweeney poster, for example. She herself is probably a lot more "girly" than the second type.
The Type II lesbian is a lesbian because she hates and envies men. This is your classic "bull dyke" type. Often extremely volatile and prone to violent outbursts.
Sometimes Type I and Type II will get into a relationship (the classic "bitch/butch" pairing). This often doesn't work out, and may end with the Type II beating the shit out of the Type I. Lesbian couples have by far the highest rate of domestic violence.
Posted by: Sexual Philosopher at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (qlLNh)
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You can get the same "pay off" from watching those traffic stop videos where the women roll up their windows and won't comply with the officers' orders.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (eRlcH)
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I don't think they involve pillows...You can't trust everything you see on the Internet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: Large Marge at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (/mANu)
I don't think brooks' face is that punchable. He does have a punchable voice.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (wzUl9)
@nicksortor
🚨 LMAO! Scott Bessent is TROLLING Obama by having lunch at the Cheesecake Factory today, after Obama threw shade at the restaurant yesterday
“This is the man who built the museum that looks like DARTH VADER’S TOMB! I would tell the Martha's Vineyard set to give it a try.”
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Head Bitch In Charge
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: How It Works at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (9R9D4)
Maybe something to do with the British.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)
Mid 70's
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (Ti9vn)
? 1987.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 26, 2026 06:44 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 06:45 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 06:45 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Sexual Philosopher at October 26, 2026
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That was the kind of "relationship" MacDonald had McGee encounter in the trailer park. The girl was young and willowy, the other built like a beer truck with short hair.
I need to reread that scene just to tick off how many elements in it would enrage Karens and lesbians today.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (wzUl9)
This is evident in a lot of lesbian dogma that the male body is undesirable if not dangerous because it’s hairy and more animalistic than the female form.
I suspect the venn diagram of lesbianism and this kind of autism is very close to a circle.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (Q8pAC)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (1wjle)
He's pretty good in every thing I've seen and good range too. He was good in Drive.
He is Super Dave Osbone's brother ( RIP)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (ua/lL)
God, I hope this witch Peggy loses........
Peggy Flanagan
@peggyflanagan
·
1h
Congratulations to Michele Tafoya on earning Donald Trump’s “Complete and Total Endorsement.”
I’m sure you’re very proud.
Posted by: beckster at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)
I don't think they involve pillows...You can't trust everything you see on the Internet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (FZ29D)
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I never assumed that. When two male dogs fight, it's over in a few seconds and they're pals. When two females fight, they'll literally try to kill each other.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (eRlcH)
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I've seen the Princess Bride once, and it was "ok". I see no reason to ever watch it again. I've seen each of the classic Monty Python movies at least 2 times each, and some 3 times. But I haven't watched any of them in the last decade.
But Point Break? I watched it from start to finish just a year or two ago.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)
__________________________
Let's be honest. They did it on every single record the acquired. AND, that information didn't just go FBI agents, it ALSO made its way into the opposition files of the DNC.
Want a clue. The "Young Turks" got tossed a bone on oppo research the DNC no longer needed. Lindsey Graham.
But, that doesn't mean they aren't sitting on a wealth of information ripe for exploitation on votes, rulings etc.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (dIske)
Who wants something that vaguely tastes like persimmon and is heavy, like commercial pound cake?
nom nom nom!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)
Mid 70's
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026
*
? 1987.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 26, 2026
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I think polynikes meant Patinkin was in his mid-70s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (Ti9vn)
? 1987.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 26, 2026 06:44 PM (qlLNh)
Hah. His age in mid 70's.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (Ti9vn)
Oh, this should be fun. Ilhan is guesting on Hasan Piker's podcast tonight. I'm going to find it and watch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (wzUl9)
Ah. Got it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (F2MYR)
I aver that you saw the tourist version of dive bars.
The bars I went into around the Med, looking for the CO, to give him a message, were not very touristy. Some were in the area of Napoli called the Gut.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (JrHfD)
The sapphos need an anatomy class.
Minute 14:17 mentions a circle of lesbo sitting around "cross-legged" passing a mirror to view their own "cervix."
I could be wrong,as I've never had a uterine prolapse to view my own cervix, but you'd need speculums for this, eejits!
Is this reporter a lesbian or just reporting on the bizarre world? I pity her if she's not on board or on dildo for these events.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)
You made it that far? Wow, you must be more masochistic than me. And you're right about the cervix thing.
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)
Keanu movies have a way of sucking you in.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (Ti9vn)
No way.
Because it was just right there, the proof, the absolute proof, that Trump led the insurrection--he knew, with every fiber of his being.
And they were hiding from him on a technicality (called the Constitution) but they were not going to get away from him.
He already crossed the red line, the judges were already rubber-stamping his warrants--and no one but no one would care once he took down Trump and all the Republican traitors.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 06:50 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:50 PM (wzUl9)
And continue to hate one another for life. My wife still swears she'll kick the ass of a girl she beefed with in high school - 40 years ago.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2026 06:50 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (hzuYO)
When I was a receptionist I had a stack of "Hello, My Name Is" stickers for visitors.
Guess what I had pinned to my bulletin board facing away from the waiting room!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (rbvCR)
But Point Break? I watched it from start to finish just a year or two ago.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)
THROW HIM OFF THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!
Posted by: pookysgirl, Princess Bride fan at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
This is not always true at all, I do not hate women, and I truly love my close girlfriends.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
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The surest way to destroy a department is to make sure that its 100 percent staffed by women. On the days they are getting along, they will plot together against an adjacent department staffed mostly by men. On the days they are NOT getting along, they will spend the day fighting with each other.
Introduce a few males into the department and a lot of that stops.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+)
Her looks were fine.
Her attitude was ... not fine. But nothing the Dread Pirate Robert's could not handle.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:52 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (eRlcH)
Men fight for a position in the hierarchy. Women fight for dominance.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: DanMan at October 26, 2026 06:24 PM (8uzBS) "
lemme guess ... because 95% of the government is anti-American?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM
I'm beginning to think it goes with the name.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Mean Girls wasn't based on a false stereotype. Girl's can have BBF's but EF's also.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:54 PM (Ti9vn)
Oh, this should be fun. Ilhan is guesting on Hasan Piker's podcast tonight. I'm going to find it and watch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (mmrXZ)
So it's hosted by Omar Fateh, MN Senator. And his guests are the Piker and Ilhan. Event is sold out at the Theater in The Round, an old leftie theater (of course) located in Cedar Riverside, ground zero of Somali activities in MPLS.
Posted by: beckster at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM
I'm beginning to think it goes with the name.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1)
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You may be on to something...
Posted by: Wesley Wyndam-Price at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (FZ29D)
Libertarian Senate candidate in NC in shootout and high-speed chase with cops, but arrested peacefully. LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+)
Smoothest running job I ever had in Cubical-land was a large office where the ratio was 1:5 men to women, and the most functional areas were where in each "aisle-way' of 8 cubes had one or two men salted in.
The worst ones were all women.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (rbvCR)
And continue to hate one another for life. My wife still swears she'll kick the ass of a girl she beefed with in high school - 40 years ago.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2026 06:50 PM (CwhoI)
____________________
Free advice:
If you ever find yourself in a fight with a Haitian woman, cover your face. In the last three months there have been at least 3 different occurrences where the Haitian woman successfully bit the face of the other person, causing permanent scars and chunks of missing flesh.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (dIske)
One asked me out at a kegger in college and I almost went to the concert with her (as I was/am very naive or some could say stoopit when drinking large quantities). Bf/husband informed her I was straight (she asked me and I said no, because at the time I was wasted) and with him. I argued I was not straight or with him (because we were broken up, etc). I could have been surprised later, eh? He was always lurking around.
Another was a classmate who came out of the closet years after we graduated. I went to Vegas with her and was not attacked,nor did she mention it. Which was wise.
There are random others who have crossed my orbit in the past. I remain so stoopit that I had to be told, working in the huge ED, that a few nurses were lesbians whom I knew for years. I liked them anyway as they didn't make a big deal out of it. Friends said, "I can't believe you didn't know!" Nope! In my bubble!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM
You are far too young to be this cynical.
Posted by: The French Model at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (ua/lL)
Excellent choice. I still have the biggest crush on the female lead, Brooke Langton.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (Ti9vn)
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*stares blankly, woodenly, lips apart but not slack-jawed*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (RIvkX)
Guess you can learn something every day
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM
Pretty much then entirety of 2017-2020 in a nutshell. Ignore the constitution and federal laws because by golly this time we are going to get Trump no matter what it takes.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06
I guess I don’t have enough energy for this kind of thing. I don’t do drama, and I have very little patience for those who do.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:58 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:58 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
Probably the kale.
Slowly sapping you of your will.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:58 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (dIske)
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Thanks! I avoid them as a rule in life. I avoid most people, especially the weirdos downtown. Which ticks me off as the good restaurants are downtown. I wish they'd stay in their lane.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:59 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
Of course it's not all women. My mom was the opposite of a mean girl. Probably too much of a pushover. Women who don't do drama are the most desirable and the rarest.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:59 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (rbvCR)
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Not sure I would be serving Amontillado.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 07:01 PM (amcLV)
You're not going to believe this, but it's closing down.
Great. Where's a bull dyke gonna quench their thirst now?
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 26, 2026 07:01 PM (OkYzo)
1. Involve many participants
2. Never actually resolve
3. Extreme violence
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 07:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:02 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)
I don't think I can say they nauseate me, but they'll make me sneeze. I don't even think it's a bonafide allergic reaction--it's just hatred. My nose trying to expel the scent. I really hate them. All of them.
Which is another reason I'm glad I work at home.
And I recognize it as a me problem, and don't go round trying to demand cologne-free spaces. Maybe I should apply for disability, huh? It seems to be the thing to do these days.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 26, 2026 07:02 PM (zYpTz)
They were idiots who needed help to build a case of alleged violated statutes and/or defend same. (They scooped up everything possible and then molded it into the popular, damaging narratives with aid).
The glaring problem is always if they didn't know the statutes and investigative process solidly, they could never legally defend the final product.
.
Didn't have to be
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 26, 2026 07:04 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Same.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 07:01 PM (amcLV)
Montessor's Masonry would be an opaque reference. But you could not serve Amontillado with a clear conscience.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (rbvCR)
The $250 an ounce stuff is like catching a whiff a flower in a passing breeze.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (ua/lL)
Hello, is this ICE? I have a tip concerning illegal alien activity......
Posted by: Bosk at October 26, 2026 07:07 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 07:07 PM (88C+u)
All was daisies and joy. Sparkles and rainbows. Until it wasn't and the wimmen became more offended, even with their own kind behind masks. Hair pulling wars every night:
"She/cis/pan/queer looked at me!"
"She/witch/racoon is not disabled!"
Bartender/owner was drunk by 8pm. Serving drinks like, "Sex on a Bitch" or "Hillary Wallbanger."
Music? Melissa Ethridge only. If a male voice sang, "Come on baby, light my fire," there was hysteria, screaming of rape, and collapse.
I may write a story about this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:07 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:09 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Obscure Automotive Facts at October 26, 2026 07:09 PM (MWfyi)
it's hosted by Omar Fateh, MN Senator. And his guests are the Piker and Ilhan. Event is sold out at the Theater in The Round, an old leftie theater (of course) located in Cedar Riverside, ground zero of Somali activities in MPLS.
Posted by: beckster
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They're on right now, must be the pre-game show in the green room. They're sitting on a couch and she's laughing it up. It's not like that awkward interview with Chris Hayes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 07:10 PM (mmrXZ)
As for Princess Bride, I enjoyed it, but yeah, I didn't think Buttercup had 'perfect' boobies. Westley was desperate, I guess.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 07:10 PM (aJQbY)
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It wasn't offered with posi-traction.
/that movie reference
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 07:11 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:07 PM
There was a new magazine announced at the TxMoMe. Their Forum section could well be interested!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)
The $250 an ounce stuff is like catching a whiff a flower in a passing breeze.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (ua/lL)
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I wear Dior J'adore as it's not overwhelming. Just like me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:12 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:12 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 07:12 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:12 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Obscure Automotive Facts at October 26, 2026 07:09 PM
The Boxher engine, before it was refined into the Boxer?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: A Peanut at October 26, 2026 07:14 PM (/mANu)
He is Super Dave Osbone's brother ( RIP)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM
I just read the story of Albert Brooks' and Bob Einstein's father who died doing comedy for Ricky and Lucy.
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 07:14 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (ua/lL)
It is amazing how easy it is to get venom from your gal by saying something like 'I like X, she seems nice.' (This is a massive mistake, but i am an idiot. Hindsight.) And not just 'I don't like her.' Or 'She's a fake bitch.' But blazing eyed hate.
Tbf, I usually have a penchant for the more... spirited gals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)
That was the kind of "relationship" MacDonald had McGee encounter in the trailer park. The girl was young and willowy, the other built like a beer truck with short hair.
There was a relationship like that in the second Kolchak movie - The Night Strangler.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 07:16 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
Testing for chemical sensitivities would be more pain than most doctors would want to put up with, because once you've had a reaction to something it takes a while for it to subside. So there's the time aspect.
And then there's the aspect of pinpointing exactly which element of the scent you're allergic to. People probably wouldn't react well if one went up to them and said "I want to know what perfume you're wearing, because the scent of it is making my nose feel like someone is shoving knitting needle into my sinuses and I really want to look up the ingredients."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 07:19 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)
*****
Dated? Not many as I said no a lot from HS to college. I was not mean, but often had to wash my hair (true).
Always happy to stay home and was not dating to simply be dating. Was popular in spite of this weirdness of not following the crowd. Years after HS older guys told me they thought I was stuck up. No. I was myopic and didn't wear my glasses.
I'd have one date and done often, for dances or concerts in HS. Therefore: from HS til I met my dude in college less than 8 guys who kissed me (not including a couple of horrifically bad blind dates who did not even hold my hand).
Of the 8 above, 6 were one and done. And no one got to third base.
I was supposedly very good looking, although it didn't matter to me as I'd rather just have fun and ignored compliments as they embarrassed me. This is the truth, altho my malignant and jealous narcissistic friend told me I was being coy. Nope.
The only opinion who mattered is the man I married and he thought I was gorgeous after his 30+ girlfriends before me.We were 22yrs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:29 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:59 PM (Ti9vn)
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I could be wrong in this anthropology study. However, I reckon I'm rare as no drama, ever, with me. No game playing bs with men, either.
As the sister of brothers and mothers of sons, they'd vouch for me. My husband liked that I didn't play games and told me this while we were dating.
I had no time for it. It did not occur to me. And drama is the last thing I'd put up with in any part of life.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:36 PM (hzuYO)
It is amazing how easy it is to get venom from your gal by saying something like 'I like X, she seems nice.' (This is a massive mistake, but i am an idiot. Hindsight.) And not just 'I don't like her.' Or 'She's a fake bitch.' But blazing eyed hate.
Tbf, I usually have a penchant for the more... spirited gals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)
LOL
I totally misread the question.
I have dated ZERO women!
The female friends I had/have always seem normal to me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 08:30 PM (hzuYO)
Wasn't there a Spanish tranny film fave a couple of years ago?
It would be hysterical if this film beats out Oppenheimer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 08:38 PM (XV/Pl)
Quick Hits
The UK government tells its citizens, as well as its most treasured Forever Guests, to stock up on food, water, and emergency supplies.
UK families are suddenly being told to stock up on emergency supplies -- and to prepare for war. Wes Streeting, the UK's defense secretary, went on a media blitz to push a new "Be Ready" campaign to boost Brits' preparedness for crises -- which he said could range from floods and wildfires to terrorism and cyber attacks and ultimately even war. "There's no sugarcoating the fact that we do live in a more dangerous and turbulent world," Streeting told BBC's "Newsnight." "It's about saying to households across the country to be ready by just having some everyday essentials indoors should there be disruption from these sorts of events." The senior cabinet member listed emergency essentials like canned food, diapers, pet supplies, torches, batteries, backup cellphone charging packs and having "enough cash indoors if the local payment systems were down."
While Streeting said the "Be Ready" campaign was for any emergency, including natural disasters, it came at the same time as he gave ominous warnings about the European nation having to prepare for war, suggesting it could be likely within a few years. "Our adversaries' willingness to harm us is not new. What has changed is their capacity," he wrote in the Telegraph.
Democrat Alaska Senate candidate off the campaign trail for a few days due to "minor" injuries in a car collision.
Peltola was driving to the Alaska Federation of Natives' annual banquet Saturday when a vehicle transporting her and her family struck another driver.Good on this judge for scolding observers who were laughing at victim impact statements over someone killed by their own family member. The killer driver herself gets 93 days just for contempt for her own laughing and interrupting of the victims. Someone kept stealing her food at work so she slipped a ghost pepper into her sandwich. I guess the culprit is revealed.
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi released a video in which a song by a Somali rapper plays. The "song" threatens to "subjugate and humiliate" her enemies:
If I confront you in the afternoon,The song is favored by violent Somali street gangs.
By evening, I will teach you a lesson.
Yes, you will suffer and cry in seething,
You will scream like a demon.
After all, you are not Arabs,
Let the enemies die of seething.
We are the ones who rule this land,
We do not wait for anyone else.
We gather in whichever part we want,
We will dance Dhaanto and Saar.
Let me make clear who I am.
We impose taxes on our enemies.
We punish them and fill them with resentment.
We subjugate and humiliate them.
It's a Somali fight song, and one that is associated with the gang violence and aggression that is plaguing the Twin Cities. It's not just associated with them; it celebrates the clan clashes and serves as an explicit warning about the dangers of crossing someone.I would guess that she means the song as an appeal to tribal/clan solidarity. David Strom thinks there's a different motive: That she wants to intimidate her fellow Somalis so that they don't turn on her.
That's not even a coded message: the song itself is about clan conflicts and violence, and is filled with violent imagery and threats to do harm and torture people. And it drops in the midst of a gang war that is literally leaving dead bodies in its wake. On its own, it isn't a threat to anyone's life, but it certainly implies a threat to anyone who might cross her. The Somali community is split by clans, and those clans align with different political factions. My wife and others have dealt with Somali whistleblowers who want to bring Omar down, and they are likely salivating at the prospect.I wonder how much taxpayer money went in to the Somali Museum & Learing Center.
An American tourist just visited the Somali National Museum.
— Fatix Ahmed (@MohamedSul14242) October 15, 2026
The entire place is completely empty… except for a single, hand-drawn painting of Ilhan Omar 😭 https://t.co/JAHpksMZEK
A woman accused of carrying out two attacks targeting Jewish men in Manhattan's Diamond District was arraigned Sunday on multiple hate crime charges, according to court records. Prosecutors said Anna Mochalova followed and harassed a man wearing Hasidic clothing on West 47th Street at about 5:50 p.m. on Oct. 21. Court records state the victim felt a stabbing sensation and later realized he was bleeding. About five minutes later, authorities said Mochalova attacked a second man, allegedly stabbing him with a needle and threatening him. "Go away from here. I have a gun. I'm going to kill you," she allegedly told the victim, according to court documents. Police said Mochalova then approached a third man and asked whether he was Jewish. When he replied that he was Muslim, she apologized and walked away, according to police.I wonder what's causing members of the Islamocommunist coalition to believe that pogroms against Jews are now blessed by the establishment. Oh I just figured it out -- It must be Drumpf.
Straight out the Goebbels playbook
https://t.co/Hztm90a5BK— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) October 26, 2026
Carlo Martin
@Liberfach0 Translated from Spanish 🇲🇫 SCANDAL IN FRANCE: The public channel France2, the CGT demands the resignation of the star newscast presenter and his team, for having broadcast a report where the violence of the protests in Paris on October 17th is shown in detail. In solidarity, journalists share the report. This is how left-wing progressivism silences those who report the truth.
🇲🇫 ESCÁNDALO EN FRANCIA: El canal público France2, la CGT exige la renuncia del presentador del noticiero estrella y su equipo, por haber difundido un informe donde se ve detalladamente la violencia de las protestas en París del pasado 17 de octubre. En solidaridad, periodistas lo comparten el informe. Así es como el progresismo de izquierda calla a los que informan la verdad. https://t.co/MjxUk7VTo4
— Carlo Martin (@Liberfach0) October 22, 2026
This is from a year ago:
GrokApparently he's an influencer with 8 million followers. It's worth the watch.
@grok David Maximivich Karpov (TikToker DancingMoto, then 19) fled a traffic stop on a motorcycle in rain near Rabun County, GA, on Oct 5 2025. Speeds hit 119 mph; he entered oncoming traffic. Deputies boxed him in at Tallulah Falls; he crashed and slid. RCSO Deputy Shedd unintentionally drove over him (reports confirm accidental, no visibility). Hospitalized with serious injuries (ICU), then charged with felony eluding, suspended license, reckless driving, unregistered vehicle, no insurance and plate violations. Released on bond. Recovered. No public records of any lawsuit against police.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Halfhand at October 26, 2026 05:02 PM (YUt4G)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 05:02 PM (KDeM8)
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:02 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 05:03 PM (enNUy)
While Streeting said the "Be Ready" campaign was for any emergency, including natural disasters, it came at the same time as he gave ominous warnings about the European nation having to prepare for war, suggesting it could be likely within a few years.
"Our adversaries' willingness to harm us is not new. What has changed is their capacity," he wrote in the Telegraph.
____________
*taps Streeting on shoulder*
*smiles politely*
Son, you're on your own.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 05:04 PM (eRlcH)
on the grocery store add.
- Many commies and democrats don't buy eggs, their parents do, or their college, or they eat out.
So that add is really a side swipe at egg prices "$7.00"
diabolical commie scum.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 26, 2026 05:04 PM (N3W0o)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 05:05 PM (wOO3z)
Depending who is invading and what they'll do, they may be welcomed.
Ethnic cleanse the country, elimination of all government officials and their bloodlines and a 10% tax rate with no more welfare.....that'd be my offer if I was an invader.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)
Remember how Nancy Pelosi had the bio-degradable sporks at the visitors center
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:06 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 05:07 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:02
You think they might start protesting against their schools as well?
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 05:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:07 PM (88C+u)
Hey, didn't Wile E. Coyote have that years ago?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 26, 2026 05:08 PM (N3W0o)
Yeah, but I'm the original speed bump.
--Tamerlan Tsarnaev
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 26, 2026 05:08 PM (syz1S)
Seriously, it's like they are following the plot exactly.
Next they're going to be at war with Eastasia and then they can fight Eurasia.
When is the UK going to change its name to Airstrip One?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)
... why do Jihadist use AK-47 rifles when they were not available at the time of The Prophet ?
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:09 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 05:09 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: NCKate at October
Ukrainians are vey openly antisemitic.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 05:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: NCKate
Cops don't want that smoke, sadly. I've read some manufactured outrage where you are, that the cops (who as usual include several White Hispanics) were having a competition about how many career criminals they could arrest. They got caught and suspended (last I looked).
Thass rayciss.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:09 PM (88C+u)
"Our adversaries' willingness to harm us is not new. What has changed is their capacity," he wrote in the Telegraph.
The UK has adversaries?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 05:10 PM (Cqx++)
I laughed.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 05:10 PM (M60gE)
Yes, you will suffer and cry in seething, You will scream like a demon. After all, you are not Arabs, Let the enemies die of seething.
This is the problem with not listening to the lyrics.
Somalis aren't Arabs either.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 05:11 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 05:11 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 05:11 PM (FZ29D)
"Against whom?"
"We'll get to those details later. Just start preparing!"
(Later.)
"OK, I'm all prepped. Now what?"
"Great. Now get in the cattle cars, and leave all that stuff behind for your replacements."
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 05:11 PM (HD2n/)
That's going to appeal to a lot of people.
In Dearborn.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)
Depending who is invading and what they'll do, they may be welcomed.
Ethnic cleanse the country, elimination of all government officials and their bloodlines and a 10% tax rate with no more welfare.....that'd be my offer if I was an invader.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)
From what I have seen the "Be Ready" is more prep for government bungling and power failures that war preparations even.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (/OKHJ)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: dantesed at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (Oy/m2)
>>That's not even a coded message
===============
One of those Powerline guys says his contacts in the Somali community tell him they're getting threats from overseas accounts. Vote for Ilhan or else.
I don't know why that's necessary considering her lock on white liberals.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (mmrXZ)
Rowan, who has a bunker underneath her home with £315,000 worth of goods, says a family-of-four needs to have at least £5,000 ready to go in case of emergency for food, water and supplies.
Even more shockingly, this nest egg will only last you one month.
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 05:11 PM (HD2n/)
Here in Canada, I'd probably think of it as a chance for liberation...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (Sco7b)
Because the OMG Russians are going to attack!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 05:13 PM (enNUy)
Possibly because West Michigan doesn't hate Jews as much as East Michigan.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26
There are lots of reports of terrorist attacks on power grids. And let’s be honest, none of us would be very good without power for long.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 05:13 PM (ZdaMQ)
Yes, you will suffer and cry in seething, You will scream like a demon. After all, you are not Arabs, Let the enemies die of seething.
This is the problem with not listening to the lyrics.
Somalis aren't Arabs either.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 05:11 PM (vJrRc)
Details, details.
However, given that the country has about a zillion fragmented tribes and such that haven't been wiped out due to this song I get the feeling it isn't very effective.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 05:14 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 05:14 PM (h7zKj)
Dude wasn't trying to get away because anyone else would have gone off road way before.
Crying like a little bitch.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 05:14 PM (Ti9vn)
- Man, I wouldn't go 100 in a car in that weather. I have had bikes slide at much much lower speeds when they hit some contamination on the road, and there is no way to predict that.
- This is why we need single payer healthcare. Remove the worries of people like him to have to pay large bills when they hurt themselves.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 26, 2026 05:14 PM (N3W0o)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 05:15 PM (vJrRc)
As well as bottled water and non-perishable food, the households have been told to pack their "emergency kit of items" with battery-powered or wind-up radios, torches, first-aid packs, hand sanitiser and wet wipes.
The kit is intended to help people survive three days at home without leaving their homes at minimal notice.
It comes after it was revealed that over 40 per cent of UK households do not have three days’ worth of supplies including non-perishable food and water.
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:15 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 05:15 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Paul Reubens at October 26, 2026 05:15 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 05:16 PM (eRlcH)
It's Great Britain, so I think we can scratch off floods and wildfires, so that leaves...
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 26, 2026 05:17 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26
There are lots of reports of terrorist attacks on power grids. And let’s be honest, none of us would be very good without power for long.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 05:13 PM (ZdaMQ)
In England the Terrorists were the one wasting billions on propellors in Cornwall instead of pumping from the existing North Sea platforms.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:17 PM (uhVAy)
The group now has nearly 17,000 members who share advice and tips on 'self-reliance', 'household resilience' and 'practical preparedness'.
Ana told the Mail the Government had been 'drip-feeding' advice on emergency preparations so far and said the 'panic' Mr Burnham's announcement had caused was 'crazy'.
Asked what the country's biggest threat was, she said: 'It's difficult to tell honestly because over the last few years we've seen it all. The [Ukraine] war's been ongoing obviously for a good few years, the issue with food security is crazy - we don't really have food security. We rely on imports, pretty much 50 per cent.'
She said the Government had 'admitted we were vulnerable but haven't done anything about it'.
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:17 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 05:17 PM (Cqx++)
RIP.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:17 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 05:18 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 05:19 PM (Ti9vn)
She said the Government had 'admitted we were vulnerable but haven't done anything about it'.
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:17 PM (RHGPo)
___________
The British Army and the Royal Navy will valiantly defend Merrie Olde!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 05:19 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 26, 2026 05:19 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 05:19 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2026 05:20 PM (/QHx4)
She said the Government had 'admitted we were vulnerable but haven't done anything about it'.
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:17 PM (RHGPo)
Plenty of nations sell food, even if you rule out the USA and Russia that you are antagonizing.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 05:19 PM (eRlcH)
about that....
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:21 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
-----------
But the people they are trying to motivate don't know that. This is why they keep talking about eggs. Reality doesn't matter to commies.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 26, 2026 05:21 PM (N3W0o)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:21 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 05:21 PM (VyBeY)
He thought it was Grand Theft Auto.
It was Grand Finale Police SUV.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)
Always be prepared!
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 26, 2026 05:22 PM (N3W0o)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 05:23 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 05:24 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 05:23 PM (Ti9vn)
I wish but think you are mistaken entirely.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
How many grocery items did people not buy when we were shoveling billions to the laundry in Ukraine?
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 05:25 PM (ikSmX)
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:26 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2026 05:27 PM (/OKHJ)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
Mistaken about what? British military preparing ?
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 05:28 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (/OKHJ)
Horches?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)
I may have been joking, but I truly feel sorry for the UK armed forces. I don't doubt that officers and enlisted are good and brave. It's that they've been starved by successive governments for time immemorial. You'd think an island nation would maintain a strong Navy, but I'm not an Oxbridge double first.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 05:28 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:29 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 05:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Teeth Like Little Baked Beans at October 26, 2026 05:29 PM (JAh4c)
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:29 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 26, 2026 05:30 PM (fFFrU)
RIP.
Posted by: 88C+u
Yep! An actor taking a role and absolutely have a blast with it. The acting on B5, for the most part, was top notch.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 05:31 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: LASue at October 26, 2026 05:31 PM (lCppi)
Prepping without firearms and an ammunition dump is useless.
Posted by: Auspex at October 26, 2026 05:31 PM (Y8DZL)
That's awesome.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 05:31 PM (Y3s6r)
I saw a still photo on X of those demonstrators all over the Monument à la République and everyone said it was fake. I assumed it was, too. It wasn't!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 05:31 PM (mmrXZ)
The portal crashed shortly after that.
I'm hearing scattered reports that SOME people got an email. Rampant speculation what that means. Are they on the short list to be fired if they don't take the offer? The Microsofties are panicking.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:31 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at October 26, 2026 05:32 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 05:31 PM (sAmhv)
Lyra Alexander.
*shuddering mic drop*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 05:33 PM (zZu0s)
Globull Warmening and those violent Amish.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 05:33 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 05:33 PM (zZu0s)
BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey charged with leaking national defense information to a reporter in 2016.
Posted by: Mark1971
===============
So he didn't survive a grand jury. Interesting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 05:33 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at October 26, 2026 05:32 PM (RHGPo)
I figured he needed to leave the Country right after the "election"
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 05:34 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
Mistaken about what? British military preparing ?
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 05:28 PM (Ti9vn)
British military even existing after a few more years of this government. To build up an army and navy you need men, factories to make the ammo and guns and shipyards for the ships. You need tool makers to construct the machines to do any of the building first. To have the ships go anywhere there needs to be one being renovated, one or two going on station or coming back, and one to fight.
Blustery speeches and telling everyone to have three days of water isn't anywhere on that list.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)
Left-wing actor Mandy Patinkin, without logic, is making his last-minute appeal to voters in Michigan with the odd claim that Muslim Democrat Abdul El Sayed is the only candidate who can assure the “safety of Jews.”
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 05:34 PM (Ti9vn)
Thanks for the laughs.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:35 PM (88C+u)
**************
Dear media,
Go fuck yourself right off the fuck off and get fucked by an ebola laced rhinos horn with your "without evidence' adjective fuckhead troon living bullshit
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 26, 2026 05:35 PM (fapp/)
The portal crashed shortly after that.
I'm hearing scattered reports that SOME people got an email. Rampant speculation what that means. Are they on the short list to be fired if they don't take the offer? The Microsofties are panicking.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:31 PM (mkw2N)
The irony of a Microsoft platform crashed by Microsofties escaping the sinking ship.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM (Y3s6r)
Posted by: Baldy at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM (AnmHa)
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at October 26, 2026 05:32 PM (RHGPo)
I figured he needed to leave the Country right after the "election"
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 05:34 PM (+gK6I)
Commies don't keep people unless they find them useful in some way or killing them is more deleterious to them then keeping them alive. So why is Lula keeping them alive? Perhaps he's afraid of civil war?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM (l3cgK)
Just a thought experiment:
Here is a guy who has cameras on millions of cars patrolling the earth, tens of thousands of low orbit satellites possessing whatever SpaceX puts on them, probably the most comprehensive HUMINT gathering apparatus called 'X', some of the most powerful AI LLMs to simultaneously parse all of the data streams coming in for actionable intelligence, and Elon can rid himself as quick as he wants of anyone who doesn't work with Elon's program.
Given the highly dysfunctional and sclerotic intelligence bureaucracies who are tribal and self-serving and often disloyal to the nation and president/prime-minister who "leads" them, it can be argued that Musk has the best global intelligence of any organization that was, is, or is to come.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM (pUU4E)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM (k0zLw)
His head looked like it could be tossed onto a WNBA court.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 05:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 05:37 PM (sAmhv)
Go fuck yourself right off the fuck off and get fucked by an ebola laced rhinos horn with your "without evidence' adjective fuckhead troon living bullshit
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 26, 2026 05:35 PM (fapp/)
'without evidence' now has a dictionary entry meaning 'definitely happened'
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy)
http://tiny.cc/uboc101
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:37 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 05:38 PM (rbvCR)
Better yet... Just buy a car. You're too dumb for a motorcycle, dude.
I've had to explain this to a couple of dipshit friends.
One of them was all "hurr durr I'ma buy this little rice rocket, duh." I tried to explain that he was too dumb for a race bike, but he wanted to go through with it, said he'd be fine, I'm a naysayer, blah blah blah.
"FINE," I said, "if you're so sure, then let me take out a $1m life insurance policy on you, first. I plan to collect. Soon."
That actually convinced him not to do it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 05:38 PM (BI5O2)
... somebody in Minnesota is sane
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:38 PM (RHGPo)
http://tiny.cc/uboc101
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:37 PM (mkw2N)
Which is totes cool, because everyone likes it that way.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 05:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM (pUU4E)
China certainly thinks so, since their cars and appliances do exactly that for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:39 PM (mkw2N)
>>@MAGA_warrio
🚨🇮🇹 Meanwhile in Italy
>>The 400 Year Old Monastery of Bernaga has just been burned to ashes & now lies in ruins.
>>Thankfully all the Nuns escaped the blaze.
>>All these fires can’t simply be by accident - they keep on happening almost daily.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 05:39 PM (viF8m)
I'm 100% sure that Willis was hoping to win her lawsuit against Trump, force him to liquidate, and she would be living at Trump Tower in his palace.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 05:39 PM (a6PrB)
Posted by: Baldy
I first heard the term 'Self gassing Jews' from JJ Sefton. I will assume this applies. I'm just a Bible thumping 'Christian Nationalist' so what do I know.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 05:40 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Advo at October 26, 2026 05:40 PM (jO4mz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 05:41 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM (l3cgK)
Or reprisals by the new council of South American nations Trump set up. Ruining your country by leftism isn't "in" anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)
An American tourist just visited the Somali National Museum. The entire place is completely empty… except for a single, hand-drawn painting of Ilhan Omar.
_______________________________
It really sucks when real life beats you to the joke. By the way, her name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 05:41 PM (dIske)
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM (RHGPo)
That's impossible. It never happens.
Posted by: Karma, Here all week! Try the Fish! at October 26, 2026 05:42 PM (l3cgK)
MSFT currently has 223k employees, they are shaving off 60k which would get them to 2020 level head count.
It would be interesting to know how many are H1Bs. 0?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 05:43 PM (a6PrB)
"The almighty has given me strength," the song states in Somali, according to the English translation commissioned by the Free Beacon. "If I confront you in the afternoon, by evening, I will teach you a lesson and keep you awake throughout the night. Yes, you will suffer and cry in seething. You will scream like a demon."
"Let me show you who I am. No enemy dares to threaten me," the song continues. "Let the enemies die of seething. We are the ones who rule this land."
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:44 PM (RHGPo)
I hope the American tourist was visiting the foreign land of Minnesota and not Somalia. The chances of getting raped and murdered in Minnesota is slightly lower.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 05:44 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:39 PM (mkw2N)
You think?
The other option is that the H1Bs are such a saving in wages that Microsoft can afford the sort of staffing that pre-Elon Twitter made famous, and now the happiness is going away and cuts will have to be made to keep the bottom line.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 05:44 PM (rbvCR)
I hope the American tourist was visiting the foreign land of Minnesota and not Somalia. The chances of getting raped and murdered in Minnesota is slightly lower.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 05:44 PM (sAmhv)
I thought it was the start of a joke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 05:45 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 05:45 PM (rbvCR)
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15m
?>BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey has been charged with violating the Espionage Act for allegedly directing the disclosure of national defense information to a reporter in 2016. The case is assigned to Judge Trevor McFadden in Washington, D.C.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 05:46 PM (viF8m)
Perhaps, but China has a terrible trust problem. Everyone lies.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 05:46 PM (a6PrB)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 05:39 PM (viF8m)
Reminds me of how various classical libraries and temples somehow ended up being burned in Late Antiquity.
Posted by: so mn mnt-lestes shoop n-nete-ountau Jesous at October 26, 2026 05:46 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 26, 2026 05:46 PM (JNr/z)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 05:46 PM (viF8m)
Case dismissed....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 05:47 PM (+gK6I)
It would be interesting to know how many are H1Bs. 0?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 05:43 PM (a6PrB)
I think they are being watched so that the H1B fraction probably won't favor them too much. There are plenty of drones there at the wine bars on 'campus' i'm sure.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:47 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)
These guys literally just walked down to the beach, gathered up trash, and put it in the museum.
"Trash: Our Somalian Legacy" is the exhibit name, I think.
Or maybe "We Are All Flotsam: Somalian Culture, Somalian People."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 05:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:48 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2026 05:12 PM (/OKHJ)
Carports?
"Oh for God's sake, stop it, we can hear what you're doing up there!"
"Wha- but Moooom, I'm just practicing parking!"
"That's not even how parking works!!!"
Kidding, it's probably "pocket pussies" with a funny accent.
Posted by: SciVo at October 26, 2026 05:48 PM (ke3zm)
Dancing Moto (the motorcycle dude) has 575,000 subscribers on YouTube ... maybe he has more on instagram or something, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 26, 2026 05:49 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 05:46 PM (viF8m)
Case dismissed....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 05:47 PM (+gK6I)
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Tell me about it.
Another judge to be upset that somebody really wanted to prosecute Comey.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 05:49 PM (ikSmX)
McFadden was nominated by Donald Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)
Still DC but a better chance...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 05:49 PM (+gK6I)
Do these dingbat mutants think they are Arab?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 05:49 PM (Q8pAC)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 05:50 PM (enNUy)
McFadden was nominated by Donald Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 05:48 PM
He will face a trial in DC where comey is hailed as a modern day hero for standing up to Trump.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 05:50 PM (I43vL)
The process is the punishment applies to Democrats, too.
Still have the grand jury in Florida. I'd be shocked if he isn't indicted there as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 05:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 05:51 PM (u82oZ)
That seems to be the theory. If MSFT can't game the PERM system, just offshore the jobs and get similar benefits.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:51 PM (mkw2N)
How are they not complicit?
Posted by: elmo at October 26, 2026 05:52 PM (jwX5P)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 05:52 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)
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Its the second time he's been charged with something he did.
The first time the judge found the prosecution too enthusiastic with non-perfect paperwork, resulting in the finding that Trump's persecuting Comey.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 05:52 PM (ikSmX)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:48 PM (88C+u)
He can sing, dance and hit his cues. I wish more actors could.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 05:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 05:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Q8pAC)
Old blue-eyes is back...
A federal judge this past week overturned New York state’s ban on the sale and purchase of body armor, saying it violated the Constitution’s Second Amendment.
In a 47-page ruling on Oct. 21, U.S. District Judge John Sinatra wrote that body armor is encompassed under the Second Amendment’s right for citizens to bear arms. He also wrote that under two gun-related Supreme Court rulings in 2008 and 2022, the understanding of what “arms” meant at the time of the founding of the United States would include protective armor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 05:50 PM (enNUy)
I wonder what the tariff rate is on IP and computer programs developed in India would be?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 05:54 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Q8pAC)
Seriously, I suspect the pagers went for more than $100 each!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 05:49 PM (Q8pAC)
I caught that, too. I am guessing it's a mistranslation for something like "you are a Somali speaking chattel who cannot use Arabic in everyday speech like your masters from my social strata."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 05:55 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Cqx++)
Suppressors should be next.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 05:56 PM (Y3s6r)
The page was already loaded! All you had to do was nothing!
That's in Brave (which I use for news and commentary), but there's a similar issue in Chrome (which I use for fiction and, weirdly, tiny houses). It'll hang up on a page of Royal Road, and when I'm almost done reading the chapter, it'll finally decide to crash. Everything important was already there! All you had to do was nothing!
I'm tempted to study programming, just so I can write my own Lazy Browser that does as little as possible, failing gracefully into a mostly-loaded page and refusing to refresh unless manually commanded.
Posted by: SciVo at October 26, 2026 05:56 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:56 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2026 05:56 PM (iIyc0)
Fuck this guy. He got what he deserved. I’m sick of these douchebags driving like idiots, stopping traffic, doing gay burnouts, and embarrassing the true motorcycle and car enthusiasts.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 05:57 PM (Q8pAC)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 05:57 PM (Q8pAC)
This.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 05:58 PM (Y3s6r)
That seems to be the theory. If MSFT can't game the PERM system, just offshore the jobs and get similar benefits.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:51 PM (mkw2N
In theory.
Mandy was fantastic in 'Dead Like Me.'
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 05:58 PM (Sco7b)
The H1B program had more to do with flooding the US with anchor baby factories and bringing in the entire village from back home.
You get some H1B slave who works his way up to be a hiring manager, then, free from any EEOC rules, can hire exclusively among this tribe and caste. Doesn't matter if the new hires can't actually work, they can draw a salary and from that they can pay a commission to the Indian manager that got them the job.
The Indian hiring manager then grows his Izzat at the expense of the stock holders.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 05:59 PM (/TiS1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 05:59 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Max Power at October 26, 2026 06:00 PM (+4MW9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 06:00 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 06:00 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Baldy at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM
"Democracy." He keeps using that word...I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (KRh8R)
... somebody in Minnesota is sane
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 05:38 PM (RHGPo)
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Does "somebody" have to return the favor "somebody else" gave for services rendered?
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (rj6Yv)
"Rich White Republicans" was mooted as the cool people to hate on, in that series. The good guys? Public employees. Because they work for the common good.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (88C+u)
I kid, of course. Great stuff today. Top drawer.
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (ZxPkt)
"Oooh, look at Ilhan... She can speak the language of the geniuses across the water in Yemen! They're practically galactic superbrains, those guys."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (4KUe5)
You get some H1B slave who works his way up to be a hiring manager, then, free from any EEOC rules, can hire exclusively among this tribe and caste. Doesn't matter if the new hires can't actually work, they can draw a salary and from that they can pay a commission to the Indian manager that got them the job.
The Indian hiring manager then grows his Izzat at the expense of the stock holders.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 05:59 PM (/TiS1)
that's their culture ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:02 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Cqx++)
Suppressors should be next.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 05:56 PM (Y3s6r)
Yup, an 'Arm' in that context meant to have MILITARY weapons... ie to be under arms...
Heck, they even talk about it so they can have a Militia... which is a military organization.
They even had a law that every White Male of certain ages were REQUIRED to have a Musket, or Rifle, and ammunition... as they were the military small arms weapons of the day...
Which would now be select fire weapons.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2026 06:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 06:03 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 06:03 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 26, 2026 06:03 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 06:03 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 05:15 PM (vJrRc)
It's worth at least asking AI. I've gotten very useful answers to idle questions (about audio electronics gear), where I was not really expecting much, but it actually had technical specifications and the ability to deduce from them.
Posted by: SciVo at October 26, 2026 06:04 PM (ke3zm)
Influencers suck along with social media.
I wonder if UK citizens question who is going to invade them, since they've already been invaded. Is this for martial law when the riots spread there? It's only a matter of time.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:04 PM (hzuYO)
CBC - a deal is close. By the way, you're in a one-sided trade war with Canada if you forgot.
CNN - judges and Cali's 20,000 ballots
MSNow - election news - hopium springs eternal. Oh, obama! I want to send his workers at the center of Doom slave songs they can sing on the job.
FoxNews - Trump rallies in red states.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 06:05 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:05 PM (h7zKj)
Because at least when you own slave, if that fucker dies ? That's out of your pocket.
If an H1B dies ? Oh Well.
H1B is all about those so proud about never "owning" a slave ... while having cheap labor as well.
Its just easier when they're darker than the whites you hate.
Posted by: How It Works at October 26, 2026 06:07 PM (9R9D4)
About time we address the “paperwork “ framing of legitimate immigration from the other perspective.
It’s not, nor has it ever been merely paperwork. We are a nation, a pet, a culture, a heritage.
Paper doesn’t overcome that, not after how it’s been abused for decades.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 06:07 PM (4KUe5)
I wouldn't be so dismissive of the chance he gets found guilty. They got an indictment in DC and the case is being heard by a very conservative judge appointed by Trump.
Pretty straightforward case. Comey leaked classified national security information to a reporter and is charged with violating the Espionage Act. Pretty serious felony. Pretty hard to argue this is Trump weaponizing the DOJ against his political opponents.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 06:08 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 06:00 PM (n5tGW)
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Point of order, my friend: motodouche wasn’t a racer. Racing motorcycles on a track takes real skill and experience. Motodouche was a talentless retard who did stupid things on socials like a dancing monkey for likes.
True racers and enthusiasts despise people like that.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 06:08 PM (Q8pAC)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 06:08 PM (4KUe5)
The fight song should add to charges against Sneer Nose Turban Head. GET OUT!
I'd help pay to get her and others out of the USA. I'm sure someone could find a rusty barge and push them out to see in the middle of the Atlantic. With one oar and a bucket. One banana and a cup of rice with worms.
Maybe they land in the homeland, maybe the sharks get them. Even odds for the pirates.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:08 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 26, 2026 06:08 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 06:08 PM (4KUe5)
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I like pets.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:10 PM (amcLV)
We want our nukes back! I obviously have no idea, but don't want the barbarians to be in charge of them after they take over.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:10 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:11 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 26, 2026 06:12 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 06:12 PM (enNUy)
(((The National Museum of Somalia in Mogadishu is largely empty because its entire original collection was completely looted, vandalized, or destroyed during the Somali Civil War.)))
And, there you go. I do, understand, however there is a vacant room there on purpose to memorialize "child care" services in foreign countries.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 06:14 PM (pfXMo)
I'd like to think that it's a small number of motorcyclists who give the rest a bad reputation, but I'm not sure. I've seen too much racing, too much slaloming and too much lane splitting to feel indulgent. And sneering at ordinary drivers as "cagers" is no way to gain friends.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:14 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:15 PM (KRh8R)
They have their own.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:11 PM (amcLV)
__________
*snooty French accent*
Our gamma rays have a distinctive bouquet and je ne sais quoi. Not like your unsophisticated Anglo-Saxon warheads.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)
That seems to be the theory. If MSFT can't game the PERM system, just offshore the jobs and get similar benefits.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 05:51 PM (mkw2N
In theory.
Mandy was fantastic in 'Dead Like Me.'
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 05:58 PM (Sco7b)
Increasingly US Tech companies are seen as easy ways to get money from by EU and UK lawmakers and judges.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)
Well regulated militia- well trained civilian soldier
Necessary for free state- from internal and external enemies
Right of people to keep and bear arms - civilians allowed to keep and transport military armaments.
Shall not be infringed- the government cannot disallow this right.
A literal and correct reading means civilians should be allowed to have any military armament. I don't agree with that and think some type of limit required for the individual but also believe you need an additional amendment to change the 'shall not infringe' part of the amendment . You shouldn't be able to legislate changes.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (LHPAg)
Hey, we all have to do out part.
Posted by: Veeshir at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (P68g+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
My response to how my Grandmother died was 'she was 101'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (sAmhv)
It's Hard to Believe, But When You Deport Tens of Thousands of Career Criminals, Crime in America Falls
If we're deporting so many criminals, how can crime still be dropping?
A report from the Department of Justice released Monday highlighted a significant drop in violent crime and other offenses from 2024 to 2025, which comes in the wake of the Trump administration's enforcement surge. ... Preliminary results from the National Crime Victimization Survey showed a 25% drop nationwide in non-fatal violent crime. Aggravated assault dropped 31%, while motor vehicle theft went down 30%. Property victimization dropped 19%, burglary or trespassing went down 25%, and other household theft dropped 19%. "This is what happens when you have an administration who prioritizes the safety and security of Americans and our communities," Attorney General Todd Blanche said in a statement.
Jared Stepman at the Daily Signal:
This much is undeniable: Trump's deportations and focus on border security have run alongside a remarkable national drop in crime. To dismiss this as a mere coincidence is as absurd as when we were told there was no crime surge following the George Floyd riots and police defunding in 2020 and the explosion of border crossings during the Joe Biden presidency. The media--always quick to reinforce whatever narrative Democrats and the Left choose to peddle--have mostly tried to wave away the connection between crime and immigration law enforcement. They've run misleading headlines saying that Trump's deportations are not targeting criminals--let's leave aside the fact that all illegal aliens have broken U.S. laws--and that if they are, then the numbers of criminal aliens is negligible, they say. But that's not true. ...I would not have guessed that so many doctors and engineers were rapists, child molesters, and killers. He quotes Carrie Lukas, who estimates that the mass deportation of violent criminals is responsible for 5,000 Americans being alive -- not being murdered, not being obliterated by drunk third-world drivers.
The Trump administration is taking people off the streets who have not only committed crimes but are more likely to commit further ones in the future. And that work continues even years after Trump was elected. For instance, Immigration and Customs Enforcement nabbed over 2,000 illegal aliens in New York in July and August as part of Operation Rotten Apple--with no help from local authorities like New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, of course. Among those arrested were "murderers, rapists, pedophiles, drug traffickers, and violent assailants," according to Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin.
The arrests included, according to DHS: "- Bogdan Detrovich Gren, an illegal alien from Ukraine, whose criminal history includes convictions for kidnapping, abduction resulting in death, criminal possession of a weapon, and murder. -- Andreas Bernal Chiquito, an illegal alien from Colombia, whose criminal history includes arrests for course of sexual conduct against a child and act in manner to injure child less than 17. -- Noel Celestino Lopez Martinez, an illegal alien from Mexico, whose criminal history includes an arrest for first-degree rape: forcible compulsion. -Palvinder Singh, an illegal alien from India, whose criminal history includes a conviction for rape in Germany.
-- Chhun Kim Pril, an illegal alien from Cambodia, whose criminal history includes a conviction for drug trafficking." And the list went on and on.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 26, 2026 03:49 PM (P9Ea3)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 03:50 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 26, 2026 03:50 PM (igBuc)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 03:51 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 26, 2026 03:51 PM (rg/w7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (P9Ea3)
It was a thing.
Apparently, that's not supposed to apply to jailing or deporting criminals of the day for reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (AutN8)
Wait -- so this post is about abortion and underage "sex reassignment surgery"?
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: Rod at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (zhWvq)
Posted by: Fox Butterfield at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (N3b7w)
We have enough of our own homegrown criminals. We didn't need to import more.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (bar5X)
Posted by: AWFL Karen at October 26, 2026 03:53 PM (rg/w7)
Now tell us how many have been needlessly slaughtered since this shit started.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 03:53 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 26, 2026 03:53 PM (GMWTj)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (h7zKj)
Those locales were already cooking the books long before Trump 2.0.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (2ocoG)
...
by taking actual actions.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Fi81e)
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He's suppressing the vote by deporting illegal alien voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (h7zKj)
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His employer is the CATO Institute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (AutN8)
Maryland Men.
They are not the Best Men.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (Qugny)
https://tinyurl.com/yhybtm96
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (JNr/z)
I'm not knocking Trump, and I'm sure that his policies are making communities safer. But, as we saw in DC a few months ago, some places are cooking the books when it comes to crime figures. Is the intentional manipulation more or less prevalent than in the past? Who knows.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (P9Ea3)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (enNUy)
The fighting is largely ineffectual. For every cause celeb like the Maryland Man, tens of thousands leave and don't make the news. What you see on TV isn't the be-all end-all of what's happening.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (2ocoG)
Cato has proven with geometric certainty that immigrants commit less crime than native Americans.
Why do you hate science, racist?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK)
I don't care what the UN or Minnesota says.
Posted by: Case at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (Dd7BU)
Police give pursuit of this woman with 20 active warrants and naturally it ends in a crash, a crash that kills the woman in the back.
Twenty warrants and still on the streets to kill. Time to put in a hard labor penal colony the prosecutors and judges.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (2GVsD)
Cato has proven with geometric certainty that immigrants commit less crime than native Americans.
Why do you hate science, racist?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (3cUTc)
How many were illegal?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 03:56 PM (Sco7b)
They were already known to be cooking the books during Biden in 2022. So if crime is down, it's actually down.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)
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If this is what our STEM schools are producing, we need to close them all down NOW!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 03:56 PM (FZ29D)
I don't care what the UN or Minnesota says.
Posted by: Case at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (Dd7BU)
Especially what DC or NY or NYC says.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:56 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (HD2n/)
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"Fox Butterfield, is that you?" - James Taranto
Posted by: Another Anon at October 26, 2026 03:56 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2026 03:56 PM (NnhvP)
You speak with Forked Tongue!
Posted by: She With Sun in Her Hair at October 26, 2026 03:56 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)
Fox Butterfield, to the white courtesy phone... Fox Butterfield...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)
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If this is what our STEM schools are producing, we need to close them all down NOW!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 03:56 PM (FZ29D)
Reminder: The Mnemonic for remembering resistor color codes:
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Gives Willingly
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (l3cgK)
They always forget the conditions Homan put up when he first said that. The condition was "If you COOPERATE", if you don't cooperate, he said they were going to sweep.
You don't get to invoke terms your side waived at the start--especially not if there was a clear alternative path with a stated consequence.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (HD2n/)
They do this instead of having sex.
From birth they have been fed negative thoughts about the opposite sex. Fucking is repulsive to these bird brains so they
get out of their cars and yell at each other to expel repressed desires.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (4tmEn)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)
Maybe his...not ours.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (l3cgK)
As Nayib Bukele likes to post on X "Yes, leftists, it really is that easy".
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (2ocoG)
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The biggest hit to the fight is in the refusal of allowing 287g agreements.
In states that allow them, local police are the ones doing all of the individual interactions that lead to immigration checks. Depending on the model the jurisdiction agrees to, they can arrest or just report to ICE.
That's millions more contacts with illegal immigrants in red states than what happen in blue states. States like CA, WA, and OR have made it illegal for local cops to enter into 287g agreements.
So, the resistance does have its effectiveness in that states like NY aren't helping where states like TX are.
However, because states like TN are helping, ICE can focus more manpower in states like IL to partially make up the difference.
The best change we can make at the local level is making sure your states, counties, and cities enter into 287g agreements with DHS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (NLPXF)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2026 03:56 PM (NnhvP)
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Ahem.
Posted by: Fox Butterfield at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (rJ48h)
They are ALL Criminals.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)
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She dropped them from the suit.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:59 PM (Qugny)
That's quite a list of doctors and engineers. I guess we don't want to pay for their incarceration, but they really should be in prison. Do they simply get dumped back in their native countries, or do we ask cooperating governments to lock them up? If not, I wouldn't be surprised to see them in America again sometime, especially if/when the Dems retake the White House.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:59 PM (mmrXZ)
Mamdani doesn't consider himself American, so that tracks. Just not in the way you think.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:59 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:59 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: AWFL Karen
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Consider yourself lucky that after your last bout of explosive diarrhea the maid didn't kill you.
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Gives Willingly
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
30 years have passed since I heard that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 04:00 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:00 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 04:00 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:01 PM (Ti9vn)
They always forget the conditions Homan put up when he first said that. The condition was "If you COOPERATE", if you don't cooperate, he said they were going to sweep.
You don't get to invoke terms your side waived at the start--especially not if there was a clear alternative path with a stated consequence
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If the leftoids would just stop getting themselves killed and arrested for trying to prevent ICE from deporting the murderers, pedos, and rapists, perhaps some of these "non-criminals" would be left alone.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at October 26, 2026 04:01 PM (kdVl9)
They always forget the conditions Homan put up when he first said that. The condition was "If you COOPERATE", if you don't cooperate, he said they were going to sweep.
You don't get to invoke terms your side waived at the start--especially not if there was a clear alternative path with a stated consequence.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (Fi81e)
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Trump said repeatedly on the campaign trail that he was going to do the largest mass deportation effort in history (history includes Operation Wetback, which was essentially just DACA in effect), not that he was only going after the worst of the worst.
Homan, as head of ICE or whatever, has said that that's the focus of the agency's efforts, not the point of the overall deportation effort which also includes Border Patrol and other DHS functions, as well as those picked up by 287g agreements and local cops.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:01 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:01 PM (2GVsD)
They are ALL Criminals.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Qugny)
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Well, they mean "violent criminals", I'm sure.
Homan used the term "the worst of the worst", I believe. Border-jumpers aren't that.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)
I think she dropped two from the suit
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 26, 2026 04:01 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Admit it!!!!! at October 26, 2026 04:01 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 26, 2026 04:02 PM (+fFfX)
They are ALL Criminals.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Qugny)
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Being present in the US without authorization is a civil crime with a proscribed civil penalty.
The civil penalty is deportation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:02 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 04:03 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 26, 2026 04:03 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 04:03 PM (h7zKj)
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Bier is the worst, I think we can all agree on that.
He only thinks illegals can do jobs better than Americans because illegals plow his wife better than he does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:03 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 04:04 PM (n5tGW)
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You have to understand how it works, and then you will understand why Soros targets elections for Attorney's General and State Prosecutors.
The Media and the Democrats base their conclusions and incarcerations. Leftist Judiciary, AG's and Prosecutors in the illegal immigrant hives (blue states) actively operate to assure release or no jail time for these offenders. One reason is to protect that immigration status. The other is to cook the numbers to counter articles such as the one above.
Canada even does this to a higher degree and are overt about it.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 04:04 PM (dIske)
But that would be sex-worker shaming.
Posted by: Axeman
Train Doe?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 04:04 PM (bar5X)
The civil penalty is deportation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:02 PM (AutN
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As the SCOTUS has pointed out to numerous judges, there is no provision in the pertinent law for judicial review.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 04:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)
Sorry guys, but this is just MORE proof that immigrants were doing the WORK that Americans don't want to do!!!!
Posted by: Admit it!!!!! at October 26, 2026 04:01 PM (anL5R)
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I wonder about all the welfare fraud. Think a bunch of 70 IQ immigrants is cooking up these schemes? Or are they just agents for the real crooks?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:05 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 26, 2026 04:03 PM (OlzlW)
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There was a study of the 2008 election that came to the conclusion that roughly 6% of illegals vote.
So, in 2024, 6% of illegals probably voted.
And Trump's been deported them by the millions while those still behind are afraid of being caught and told constantly that ICE is going to be at polling sites.
So, if the 6% is normal, I suspect 2026 will see less than normal illegal voting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:05 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 26, 2026 04:05 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)
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AND, deportation isn't irreparable harm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:06 PM (AutN8)
The bodybuilder photos of her make you wonder if her actual name is Craig Lucy.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 04:06 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:06 PM (2GVsD)
Sports Betting Companies Give VIP Treatment For Chronic Losers, But Crack Down On Those Who Beat House
Sports betting companies prey on customers who lose the most money, but they place strict limits on those who consistently beat the house, CBS News reported Monday.
Sports gambling companies reward their biggest losers, gifting them VIP access to sporting events and signed memorabilia, according to CBS News. These same companies place severe limits on customers who win big, effectively cutting off those who consistently make winning bets on the platforms, CBS News said.
https://dailycaller.com/2026/10/26/b/
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)
So the idea that removing criminals would reduce crime is incomprehensible to them.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 04:06 PM (vJrRc)
How much will crime drop when Illhan is deported?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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You jest (possibly), but I don't think a single crooked Somali will get scared straight. Honest work is not in their DNA. There are endless openings for scams.
My prediction: Ilhan ultimately gets deported or bolts, sets up her own al-Qaeda somewhere in Africa or the Gulf, and gets troves of American taxpayer money for terrorist activity from Somali Americans.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:07 PM (mmrXZ)
She comes running and we ball all night
Round and round and round and round
Don't take much to get me on the ground
Hunter/Garcia
Posted by: mr tmz at October 26, 2026 04:07 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Sam at October 26, 2026 04:07 PM (7jMef)
But that would be sex-worker shaming.
I've seen her called "Bonnie Red", which is pretty hilarious.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 04:07 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:07 PM (Ti9vn)
Oh Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me Now.
What was that for?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:01 PM (2GVsD)
Star color classifications, if I recall.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 04:08 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Association of Karens Meeting at October 26, 2026 04:08 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:08 PM (2GVsD)
Democrats constantly talk like they believe that blacks are only capable of crime, rap, and basketball. But we're the racist ones.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)
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Pardon me, boy
Is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?
Yes, yes track 29!
Boy, you can give me a shine
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Clear racial stereotypes.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)
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False.
Obama was the "Deporter in Chief."
Just because he counted those turned away at the border as deportations doesn't mean they were not deported.
Why do you hate the most successful border control President in history, racist?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 04:09 PM (3cUTc)
The refused ICE detainer numbers for NYC, and then the actual criminal acts that followed illegal alien's release. Thousands of crimes, hundreds of serious/violent crimes including homicide.
I can't understand the politix of this. Even NPR listeners should be able to figure this out: criminal illegal aliens in custody get ICE detainers that would result in them being deported; NYC refuses to honor said detainers; illegal aliens are released and (fairly quickly) go on to commit *more violent crimes*.
This seems like it might be America's last civic IQ pop quiz, and half the country fails it. Up until not that long ago such a situation would have one side, politically. Political death to condone this insanity. Now?Incomprehensible.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2026 04:09 PM (U/Byj)
"So, officer, I was behind the counter at the store when this guy walks in, grabs the HELP WANTED sign from the window, comes up to me and says 'Long haired freaky people need not apply. Why?'
I didn't understand, so I told him he looked like a fine upstanding man and thought he'd do, so he took off his hat and 'Imagine that! Ha, me, workin' for you'
Then he started shouting crazy stuff like signs being everywhere and breakin' his mind."
"So, that's when you shot him?"
"Yup."
"You did the right thing. I just passed a little church along the way here, he evidently stole from the collection plate and left a crazy note saying 'Thank you Lord for thinkin' about me I'm alive and doin' fine'"
"Not anymore he isn't."
We both chuckled.
Posted by: Auspex at October 26, 2026 04:09 PM (Y8DZL)
The bodybuilder photos of her make you wonder if her actual name is Craig Lucy.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 04:06 PM (2ocoG
Maybe some of the bodybuilding drugs and supplements turn up the sex drive to eleventy.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:09 PM (Ti9vn)
The bodybuilder photos of her make you wonder if her actual name is Craig Lucy.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 04:06 PM (2ocoG)
I wonder if she is on testosterone and that affected her behavior
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 26, 2026 04:10 PM (NtVYv)
The bodybuilder photos of her make you wonder if her actual name is Craig Lucy.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 04:06 PM (2ocoG)
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Part of her fury in the aftermath of being disinvited to the Rape House Halloween Rape Party was reportedly that campus gossip was calling her a tranny
She didn't care that campus gossip was she fucked a bunch of cool jocks.
She cared very much that campus gossip was that she was a tranny.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04
Testosterone will do this.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 04:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:09 PM (Ti9vn)
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Testosterone can make women more horny, IIRC.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)
I'm not saying it isn't happening, but it might not be as great a reduction as some assume.
Posted by: GWB at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (kU0PQ)
Sports betting companies prey on customers who lose the most money, but they place strict limits on those who consistently beat the house, CBS News reported Monday.
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Are you surprised? Gambling is another dreadful vice we're busy normalizing. You or I might buy a lotto ticket every now and then, but it's mainly poor people who lose everything. The same poor people the Left says they care about.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Oh no! How will we survive without more Windows updates?
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (UjdFS)
It was never about crime, it was always melanin per capita.
The Republicans currently in power are not conservatives, they are fascists. Fascists are pragmatic, not ideological. They don't actually believe anything they're saying - they will say whatever or do whatever is necessary to seize more power for themselves.
Step 1: create the fear
Step 2: act on the fear
Step 3: reel in the votes
That is the republican platform in a nutshell
FOX News, lack of education, racism, and stupidity.
Im not against deporting illegals. More so with how its being done. Most immigrants that come here assimilate. I live in Texas. I see it everyday lmao
Because once they deport the immigrants, the economy crashes, and crime rises they can justify more armed police to keep us controlled.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (di1ar)
Posted by: Decaf at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (ZNpJk)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (Y3s6r)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)
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But, trans-women are women and beautiful women to boot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (0MjtC)
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In order to create an upheaval in society such that they can restructure into communism they have to make most of the people in the Country miserable. Right now there are too many happy, reasonably prosperous middle class people that don't want to up end the whole thing. They need to make you desperate, poor and dependent. Stay tuned.
Posted by: Marxist Playbook at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 04:12 PM (ua/lL)
President Trump is the best...
President Trump on Monday offered to pay $1 million to anyone who reports voter fraud upon arrest and conviction of the fraudsters.
“Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP” Trump said in a Truth Social post on Monday afternoon.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 04:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 04:12 PM (qBivk)
Because once they deport the immigrants, the economy crashes, and crime rises they can justify more armed police to keep us controlled.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (di1ar)
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1. Trump should deport millions of people, but nicely.
2. 2025 saw the first net decline in population in the US since the 60s. The economy is now worse than the Great Depression because gas went up to $4 because of the illegal Iran war.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:13 PM (AutN8)
yeah because they like crime
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 04:13 PM (qBivk)
I don't care who you are that's funny
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 04:14 PM (qBivk)
Incomprehensible.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Entirely comprehensible.
A) "It won't happen to me."
B) "Those are right-wing lies made up to scare us."
C) "Well maybe we should find out what's in their hearts."
D) "If we don't let them work, they have to steal."
Endless equivocations, excuses, denials, rationalizations.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:14 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 26, 2026 04:14 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (enNUy)
The hood rats we can deal with by bringing Three Strikes back, with real consequences for prosecutors and judges that try to nullify it like some activist juror.
But we do need to bring back lifetime banishment, that I don't think we've had in America before, but the Old Country did. That would be an appropriate punishment for promoting Marxism or Muhammadism, both of which would tear down the Constitution they seek to use as cover for their growth.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles." -- Children of Dune (1976)
Posted by: SciVo at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2GVsD)
At least 60 dead in Islamist massacre of Christians in Ethiopia
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I don't understand this from JJ's Morning Report at all.
Rioters chase after Emmanuel Macron's motorcade in Trappes, France shouting 'Allahu Akbar'
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Big Mac himself told me these demonstrations have nothing to do with Islam.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I have survived 11 buyouts/head count reductions over the last 37 & 1/2 years here. Now that I am so close, they won't have any more.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (bar5X)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK)
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Fraud will certainly go down by a significant margin.
Posted by: Decaf at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (ZNpJk)
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 26, 2026 04:14 PM (nEUC6)
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CATO does more to promote Trump's admin successes on immigration than any "right wing" newspaper or website in the nation.
CATO preps clearly drawn charts, deeply researched, about how effective Trump's deportation machine has been. Breitbart doesn't do that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:16 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)
“Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP” Trump said in a Truth Social post on Monday afternoon.
Posted by: Stateless
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He ought to repost that in Somali, Hindi, Spanish, a few other languages.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:16 PM (mmrXZ)
Big Mac himself told me these demonstrations have nothing to do with Islam.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (ndZc7)
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You mean, Li'l Manny.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:16 PM (eRlcH)
Libertarian NC State Senate Candidate Live-Tweets Armed Chase With Cops: ‘This Should Be Fun’
Jonathan D. Miller
@JDM4NC
The whole police department is chasing me with guns drawn. This should be fun.
. . . .
I've got six shots and the high ground. I hope they don't find me, but if they do it's going to be a hell of a show.
. . . .
Fuck they almost got me. They had some hostage negotiator type dude call me. While I was distracted talking with him on the phone they were moving in around me. Luckily I spotted one of them and took off. Fuck that was close. I really should have brought some water.
. . . .
I have decided I no longer wish to live and I will be killing myself tonight.
I know this will upset some of you, but I can no longer continue this suffering. I hate my life and every moment is painful. Tonight I end that pain.
Do not contact me. I do not want to talk.
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Helluva campaign stunt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:16 PM (ndZc7)
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets…
Here, give me a minute. I'll tinyurl the x post.
https://tinyurl.com/bdz6c34y
Back to work. I still want a physical representation of AI to strangle...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)
because I understand mathematics too well.
purely a "stupid tax"
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 04:12 PM (qBivk)
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I play blackjack. I play mathematically perfect hands, so the odds are very close to 50-50 over time. But, since I can control when I walk away, I almost always leave with more $$ than I started.
I play on the small-stakes tables and drink their free booze. If I loose a little on the table, I chalk it up to the price of free booze and entertainment.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
Tired of his stupid shtick.......
Rep. Ro Khanna
@RepRoKhanna
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1h
I'm introducing the Truth and Accounability Commission to hold the Trump administration and Trump family accountable for their crimes.
No one is above the law.
Posted by: beckster at October 26, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)
Deporting illegals is great.
I wonder how any are being flown in everyday who will just replace the ones who are deported..
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2026 04:17 PM (/QHx4)
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This is the most perfect example of leftoid projection I've ever seen.
Literally describes the modern left to a T.
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 04:17 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:16 PM (ndZc7)
And confirmation.
We're better than the liberal news media.
That's a low bar though....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 04:18 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?
He sounds highly stable and competent, exactly the kind of person any right-thinking human being would want in office.
/sarc
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 04:18 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2026 04:18 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 04:18 PM (n5tGW)
Hey Ro Khanna, you first.
Let's see all your assets and books.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:18 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 26, 2026 04:18 PM (CWTWj)
Helluva campaign stunt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?
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Tell me his skin turned purple from drinking colloidal silver. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:19 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:20 PM (2GVsD)
The bimbo, who previously claimed in 2024--for the first time in decades--that Trump groped her, has now upgraded the charge to "Double Wanton Raping with Rape of by Eye and Mind" with an "Epstein kicker" of "Being Time-Travelling Raping Rapist who Rapes"
So you might as well tell all your conservative friends not to vote.
And if you already voted, go back and demand they void your ballot.
You are not a Good Christian, unless you do.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 04:20 PM (3cUTc)
Deporting illegals is great.
I wonder how any are being flown in everyday who will just replace the ones who are deported..
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2026 04:17 PM (/QHx4)
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Our population outright declined in 2025 because we're deporting so much.
Illegal crossings are down to effectively nothing.
Legal immigration across every single visa class is down massively. Naturalizations are down 50%.
So, the deported illegal population is not being replaced by new illegals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:20 PM (AutN8)
I know this will upset some of you, but I can no longer continue this suffering. I hate my life and every moment is painful. Tonight I end that pain.
Do not contact me. I do not want to talk.
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Helluva campaign stunt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Dude needs to stop talking and start sucking the barrel. Chop chop. We've got stuff to do.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 04:20 PM (bar5X)
How many of those 60,000 are non-Indian?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 04:20 PM (2ocoG)
@RepRoKhanna
·
1h
I'm introducing the Truth and Accounability Commission to hold the Trump administration and Trump family accountable for their crimes.
No one is above the law.
Posted by: beckster at October 26, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)
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So derivative. The ANC at least gave theirs a more ironic name Truth & Reconciliation Commission.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 04:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SciVo at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (ke3zm)
Never was a fan of three strikes. Why not bring the hammer down on all of the strikes? And the result was just to have them never prosecute a felony on the third strike, which evolved for never charging crimes at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)
The bimbo, who previously claimed in 2024--for the first time in decades--that Trump groped her, has now upgraded the charge to "Double Wanton Raping with Rape of by Eye and Mind" with an "Epstein kicker" of "Being Time-Travelling Raping Rapist who Rapes"
___________
Dammit! And I already voted for Paxton!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:21 PM (eRlcH)
==
The best change we can make at the local level is making sure your states, counties, and cities enter into 287g agreements with DHS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (AutN
Bounties would be more fun.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 04:21 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 26, 2026 04:21 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)
_____
This. She didn't care that the campus was talking about her in an orgy with high-status fratbros. She was almost proud of it ("my body, my choice" she bragged).
Fucking high-status dudes never really hurts a girl's reputation.
But getting bounced from the Halloween Party guestlist was a yuge hit to her status. That meant she was no longer part of the inside elite. She was cast out. That was far more embarrassing to her than the orgy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 04:22 PM (iFTx/)
it fits within the Collapsed Civic IQ category. Anchors around our necks and dangers to our well-being, every airhead "thinking" the way you lay out.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Don't even get me started. I know a few in real life and it's all I can do to refrain from slapping them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:22 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 04:22 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?
He sounds highly stable and competent, exactly the kind of person any right-thinking human being would want in office.
/sarc
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 04:18 PM (vJrRc)
Well, Libertarian. You can see the free market economics shining through.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:11 PM (AutN
__________________________
I agree. If you kick them hard enough in the right place, they suddenly remember their origins. I good boot can do wonders.
(and don't tell me you don't get it)
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)
"Uh...those crimes won't be committed, and crime will go down."
"That doesn't make proportional sense!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:23 PM (AutN8)
They think 1984 is about the Right even though it's about INGSOC. Same with real life and the National Socialists. Commies and Socialists have been fighting each other since they were created. Both hate capitalist counties.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:23 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 04:24 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 26, 2026 04:24 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 04:22 PM (wOO3z)
___________________
Holy Crap, I saw that live on TV while at college. I still remember my one roommate saying deadpan, "Tax payers are going to have flip the bill for those curtains."
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)
Fucking high-status dudes never really hurts a girl's reputation.
But getting bounced from the Halloween Party guestlist was a yuge hit to her status. That meant she was no longer part of the inside elite. She was cast out. That was far more embarrassing to her than the orgy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 04:22 PM (iFTx/)
well, not quite. She was concerned about peeps calling her a slut and losing status before that, but the final straw was her losing contact with the fratboys and them 'betraying' her, as you say.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2026 04:25 PM (/QHx4)
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Did you see that they are now putting up fake traffic signs around Cornell?
Saying something like "Caution: Men Raping"
These Clancy Cultist are insane.
And it's like, hey what if you changed "men" to "blacks" is that acceptable?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 04:25 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: beckster
Except Ilhan Whateverthehellhernameis, Luigi Mangione, Lindsey Clancey, Senator L. Louise Lucas, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:25 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Case at October 26, 2026 04:26 PM (Dd7BU)
Posted by: Orson
So did my younger brother.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 04:26 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 04:24 PM (ua/lL)
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Second look at canals?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 04:26 PM (RIvkX)
Saw an AI rendering of a resistor: Black Brown Red Gold
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 04:26 PM (NzX/y)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 26, 2026 04:26 PM (Y82pR)
They think 1984 is about the Right even though it's about INGSOC. Same with real life and the National Socialists. Commies and Socialists have been fighting each other since they were created. Both hate capitalist counties.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:23 PM (Ti9vn)
The clue is Big Brother. Left Wingers always have a "Dear Leader" that the elect must love and adore. Not a thing among the right wing.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)
I don't care who you are that's funny
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 04:14 PM (qBivk)
They're not wrong.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 04:27 PM (Y3s6r)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ua/lL)
I. Am. Shocked>
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 26, 2026 04:28 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:58 PM (AutN
My state!!??
Ha!!!
The AG here just said anyone who has a traditional bible-based view of homosexuality is now a member of an extremist organization.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2026 04:29 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 04:24 PM (ua/lL)
And if they did I think they would be able to reduce the length of sentences. Quality over quantity.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:29 PM (Ti9vn)
Ha!!!
The AG here just said anyone who has a traditional bible-based view of homosexuality is now a member of an extremist organization.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2026 04:29 PM (2WIwB)
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You're PNW, right?
Well...I don't want to say lost cause, so I'll just say: vote local. Change has to start somewhere!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:29 PM (AutN8)
She didn't charge any of the guys and didn't film it to try to monetize it later. At least then, she'd be a businesswomyn.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 04:30 PM (Sco7b)
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1m
>>Wow. The communists moved immediately to confiscate Flávio Bolsonaro’s passport at the request of Activist Judge Moraes…
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 04:30 PM (viF8m)
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"Same, Lindsay" apparently means to some "Patrick Clancy killed my kids, too."
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ua/lL)
Level teaspoons. None of that mounding shit and cheating.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 04:30 PM (wOO3z)
She's on Track 69
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)
She likes it in the caboose.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 04:30 PM (y9nCu)
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Did you see that they are now putting up fake traffic signs around Cornell?
Saying something like "Caution: Men Raping"
These Clancy Cultist are insane.
And it's like, hey what if you changed "men" to "blacks" is that acceptable?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 04:25 PM (3cUTc)
_______
They've resorted to cheap stunts because the narrative failed. Train Hoe was obviously lying about what happened. The only people who didn't see that -- or who pretended not to see it -- were the usual suspects of vicious commie partisans who look like farm animals.
The "rally" at Cornell in "support" of Hoe was the ugliest grundle of malformed subhuman CHUDs. I'm not talking double-baggers. I'm talking 100-baggers -- like, I'd sooner dunk my junk in a piranha tank than fuck any of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 04:31 PM (iFTx/)
175 Prison shouldn't be adult day care. Take away all the amenities and re institute hard time.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 04:24
Maybe they can start to do the jobs Americans won’t do…like picking produce or something.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 04:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
it fits within the Collapsed Civic IQ category. Anchors around our necks and dangers to our well-being, every airhead "thinking" the way you lay out.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Don't even get me started. I know a few in real life and it's all I can do to refrain from slapping them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:22 PM (mmrXZ)
Which is why I say we should be *licensed*.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 04:31 PM (jb8Ss)
I seriously want rewards for reporting those who don't speak Anglais. One was in my house today moving a chair, the other speaking English, our language not fekkin hypenated.
I have been in Paris for weeks and can get buy speaking French in stores and restaurants and hotels.
Yet there are illegals here for decades who pretend not to know the language. Get driver's licenses without reading signs in English (drive wrong way drunk and kill Americans). Vote in California. I have stupid instructions of stuff half in English/ half in Spanish. Enough! I have had about enough! DEPORT ALL OF THEM!
https://tinyurl.com/4wy4hfkv
https://tinyurl.com/4wy4hfkv
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 04:32 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ua/lL)
Read a book by a Soviet defector about life in the Army and spy work. He had great stories about many of the work details for punishment were sadistic - group marching through a lot with a puddle in it during winter for hours, having to cut fuel lumber perfectly, then sort the stacks by color and size perfectly, or worst to saw wood off some big dead stump by one man, using a blunt two man hand saw.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 04:30 PM (viF8m)
I assume Lula has his generals in control now f the military? Need some pissed off colonels.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:33 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 26, 2026 04:24 PM (bX16E)
Yes, but our next quarter results will be incredible!!!
Posted by: super SMAHHHRRT MBAs at October 26, 2026 04:33 PM (jb8Ss)
ex-Incarceration is street potential.
Exile them forever. It's cheap and final.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 04:34 PM (4tmEn)
@SubcommanderT
I’m very sad to hear of the passing of Walter Koenig, aka Pavel Chekov from Star Trek. I got to meet him on a few occasions, and he was always genuine, thoughtful, and a little anxious in a way that made him very relatable. R.I.P.
9:20 AM · Oct 26, 2026
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Live Long and Prosper
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 04:34 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 26, 2026 04:24 PM (bX16E)
Yes, but our next quarter results will be incredible!!!
Posted by: super SMAHHHRRT MBAs at October 26, 2026 04:33 PM (jb8Ss)
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Vance's fraud task force has announced that any company that does layoffs will be scrutinized for any visa applications.
The H-1B dance probably won't work here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:34 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 04:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
Angola
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:34 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 04:31 PM (iFTx/)
Well sure, if Cornell didn't think there was a way to railroad the frat dudes, there certainly was a big nothing there.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)
Yet there are illegals here for decades who pretend not to know the language. Get driver's licenses without reading signs in English (drive wrong way drunk and kill Americans). Vote in California. I have stupid instructions of stuff half in English/ half in Spanish. Enough! I have had about enough! DEPORT ALL OF THEM!
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All government documents, forms and publications are to be in English only.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:35 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
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Yet there are illegals here for decades who pretend not to know the language. Get driver's licenses without reading signs in English (drive wrong way drunk and kill Americans). Vote in California. I have stupid instructions of stuff half in English/ half in Spanish. Enough! I have had about enough! DEPORT ALL OF THEM!
https://tinyurl.com/4wy4hfkv
https://tinyurl.com/4wy4hfkv
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 04:32 PM (hzuYO)
You have 90 days to learn American English.
Posted by: ED-209 at October 26, 2026 04:36 PM (jb8Ss)
Read a book by a Soviet defector about life in the Army and spy work. He had great stories about many of the work details for punishment were sadistic - group marching through a lot with a puddle in it during winter for hours, having to cut fuel lumber perfectly, then sort the stacks by color and size perfectly, or worst to saw wood off some big dead stump by one man, using a blunt two man hand saw.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)
__________
The Liberators, by Viktor Suvorov. Great book.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:36 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:23 PM (Ti9vn)
I really think that 1984 was just Orwell's experience of politics in Spain pasted on England as he saw it geared up for war, and afterwards when the government refused to release the its emergency powers.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 04:36 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 04:30 PM (viF8m)
I assume Lula has his generals in control now f the military? Need some pissed off colonels.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:33 PM (Ti9vn)
Time to start cracking down on the various fraud machines in Europe, Australia, and South Americas.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:37 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Better enforcement and more harsh penalty for repeat offenders. Prison instead of just a repeat deportation.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:37 PM (Ti9vn)
RIP.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:37 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
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The border wall being built:
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2114417590445498793
Tighter visa security at ports of entry (Milo got deported because of this).
It's all combining to no border crossers:
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2111506582492053719
In short: applying existing law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:37 PM (AutN8)
The cartel mule fee. While not a complete deterrent, it does put a crimp in the effort.
Posted by: Halfhand at October 26, 2026 04:38 PM (YUt4G)
having to cut fuel lumber perfectly, then sort the stacks by color and size perfectly, or worst to saw wood off some big dead stump by one man, using a blunt two man hand saw.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Good lord, Russkies are evil stepfather kind of sadistic? You learn something every day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:38 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 04:32 PM
Some months back they were interviewing a lady on TV news that was a witness to a drive by shooting in dallas. They had to have an interpreter for her on the TV because she is an illegal and does not speak english, she has lived in the DFW are for almost 30 years. They also did not show her face.
Enough is enough. If you can't spend the time to learn the language in 3 decades you need to go back to where you came from. For fvcks sake even I who has absolutely zero language skills could learn to speak the local language after 30 years of living there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 04:38 PM (I43vL)
And that's both citizens fleeing the high taxes, and illegals.
Talked to a High School Teacher here I know... and class sizes are somehow smaller this year... how surprising.... not...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2026 04:38 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:15 PM (ndZc7)
Mannie is going to have to turn the government over to the Army or to the rioters, there is no third path.
Even the Germans are not able to turn things around by an occupation.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 04:38 PM (rbvCR)
Vote in California. I have stupid instructions of stuff half in English/ half in Spanish.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 04:32 PM (hzuYO)
My CA voter guide shows that you can get ballots in about 30 different languages.
It tells you this in English.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 04:38 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Better enforcement and more harsh penalty for repeat offenders. Prison instead of just a repeat deportation.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:37 PM (Ti9vn)
Treat violent offenders as non-uniformed combatants.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 04:39 PM (jb8Ss)
Well...I don't want to say lost cause, so I'll just say: vote local. Change has to start somewhere!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:29 PM (AutN
Yes.
WA.
Going to be voting with my feet soon.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2026 04:39 PM (2WIwB)
RIP.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:37 PM (Fi81e)
He was the Best.... er...
Posted by: Babylon 5 Fan at October 26, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)
WA.
Going to be voting with my feet soon.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2026 04:39 PM (2WIwB)
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You been up to Twin Peaks?
I hear the diner up there has a wonderful cup of coffee and cherry pie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:40 PM (AutN8)
"The DSA, the energy and the desire and demand for bold change, not incremental change, is very much going to be dominant. I mean, that's going to be a mainstream Democratic movement. Absolutely. No question about that."
"No one is arguing to manage the status quo and fail more efficiently."
"You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 04:40 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 04:40 PM (BI5O2)
"The DSA, the energy and the desire and demand for bold change, not incremental change, is very much going to be dominant. I mean, that's going to be a mainstream Democratic movement. Absolutely. No question about that."
"No one is arguing to manage the status quo and fail more efficiently."
"You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)
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It would entertain me if the DSA led to Democrats losing the black vote over time.
Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:41 PM (AutN8)
Suvorov's book, even though it describes the Red Army of the 1960s, describes perfectly the Russian Army of the 2020s.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:41 PM (eRlcH)
Well...I don't want to say lost cause, so I'll just say: vote local. Change has to start somewhere!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:29 PM (AutN
Yes.
WA.
Going to be voting with my feet soon.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2026 04:39 PM (2WIwB)
Seems like voting with your feet would be awkward.
Have you practiced?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 04:41 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 04:36 PM (rbvCR)
He wrote it after WW2 and after Animal Farm so I think it was just a continued condemnation of Soviet Communism .
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:41 PM (Ti9vn)
"The DSA, the energy and the desire and demand for bold change, not incremental change, is very much going to be dominant. I mean, that's going to be a mainstream Democratic movement. Absolutely. No question about that."
"No one is arguing to manage the status quo and fail more efficiently."
"You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)
Newsome wants to be a re-imagined Jeff Davis.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 04:41 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)
Wow... have not heard treasonous words like that from a Governator, since... 1860?
Posted by: Babylon 5 Fan at October 26, 2026 04:42 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Piper
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Can they cook?
Musk is not on time with his robot.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 04:42 PM (4tmEn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:38 PM (mmrXZ)
well the commie ones were.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:42 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)
It would entertain me if the DSA led to Democrats losing the black vote over time.
Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Doesn't the DSA have reparations in its agenda?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:43 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)
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"I can't believe he forgot me!"
-that one night in the dive bar in 1998
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:43 PM (AutN8)
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First, voluntary, next . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:43 PM (ndZc7)
I hear the diner up there has a wonderful cup of coffee and cherry pie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:40 PM (AutN
No. But the golf course on Lake Tapps has the best halibut and chips in the PNW. Awesome!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2026 04:44 PM (2WIwB)
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Uhhhh. Yeah, bud. Like, almost immediately. The oldsters aren't long for this world. This isn't exactly news.
We had LINDSAY GRAHAM WAS A HUGE FAG, last week.
In October, anything is BIG NEWS!!!, I suppose.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 04:44 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)
Saw Eddie Rabbit in concert opening for Ronnie Milsap . He wrote some good songs.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:44 PM (Ti9vn)
It would entertain me if the DSA led to Democrats losing the black vote over time.
Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Doesn't the DSA have reparations in its agenda?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:43 PM (mmrXZ)
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DSA candidates keep underperforming in black districts.
Mamdani saw really poor performance, for instance.
And there was that poll (spit) of the MI senate race showing El-Sayed with only 47% support (I doubt he only gets 47% of the black vote, but there is a big movement of blacks in the state to oppose him).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Halfhand at October 26, 2026 04:38 PM (YUt4G)
FWIW, sometimes that cartel mule fee comes about because the cartel comes by and tells somebody they get to get paid for being a mule and they get to have their family killed if they don't, no pressure on this of course, we need you to decide right now.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 04:41 PM (jb8Ss)
Jefferson at least had a key role in some battles in the Mexican War.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (uhVAy)
Well, it's obvious.
The less poor, vulnerable, poor, defenseless, very poor, living in the shadows in fear, just looking for a better life as doctors, lawyers, and scientists, doing the jobs Americans won't do illegal immigrants there are, the less white supremacists, fascist, oppressor, criminals there are because they get less opportunities for robbing, raping and killing the poor, vulnerable, poor, defenseless, very poor, living in the shadows in fear, just looking for a better life as doctors, lawyers, and scientists, doing the jobs Americans won't do illegal immigrants.
It's logic, racist.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)
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First, voluntary, next . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:43 PM (ndZc7)
Saying that AI is going to replace 1/4 of your workforce? uhhhh...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)
So the idea that removing criminals would reduce crime is incomprehensible to them.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 04:06 PM (vJrRc)
It's a natural consequence of Blank Slate Theory. If the races are all the same, then differences in criminality must be caused by social conditions; therefore, like removing one feral cat from a colony, removing one criminal from society would just make room in the habitat for another to take its place.
Of course that's so obviously false as to be retarded, but I would feel better about it if they went the full TNR on feral humans.
Posted by: SciVo at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (ke3zm)
GAVIN NEWSOM SAYS THE DSA IS "GOING TO BE DOMINANT" AND "MAINSTREAM" IN THE
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Fixèd.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:46 PM (eRlcH)
He's the only one willing to strangle them is still early stages.
Yaaay!!
AI is back to working for me.
I was so frustrated, I put on Anne Murray. She was good.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 04:46 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 04:41 PM (jb8Ss)
Newsom would look better in a dress than, say, Pritzker, this is true.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 04:46 PM (rbvCR)
"No one is arguing to manage the status quo and fail more efficiently."
"You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Wow. I guess we finish the Train to Nowhere by seizing assets and press-ganging California citizens into work crews.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:47 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 04:47 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:47 PM (eRlcH)
Musk is not on time with his robot.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Isn't that the truth. I was geared up for a yard maintenance robot and a domestic one for cooking and cleaning.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2026 04:48 PM (Hbeqj)
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First, voluntary, next . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 04:43 PM (ndZc7)
Saying that AI is going to replace 1/4 of your workforce? uhhhh...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (mP0Kj)
That's going to be a lot of Indians out on the market looking for jobs.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:48 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)
Yeah, these retards have a new one (to me anyway); apparently TEH JOOOZ specifically control the muzzies more betterer than any other people in order to use them against the West in general and Christianity in particular. Because the muzzies would be harmless little teddy bears otherwise, I guess.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 04:48 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 04:47 PM (eRlcH)
Newsom looks like a Mercedes dealership salesperson to me.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:48 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: four seasons at October 26, 2026 04:49 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 04:49 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (uhVAy)
Jeff Davis was a competent officer and a politician, what he wasn't was a revolutionary leader, or competent to run a wartime economy.
If he had been a little less of a fire-eater he could have been Secretary of War, or a senior Senator charting the path of the USA.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 04:48 PM (jb8Ss)
Pretty ironic for someone in Spain, given what happened from what 800 or so to 1492 AD
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: These darn hearing aid batteries at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (brIJB)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)
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Ever read about the discussion between Eisenhower and Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov about how to locate and dispose of landmines left by the Germans?
Zhukov described how infantry advanced straight through minefields as if they weren't there, treating personnel mine casualties as equivalent to standard machine gun or artillery losses.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2026 04:48 PM (Hbeqj
I want the robot in the movie Robot and Frank.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (Ti9vn)
He's the only one willing to strangle them is still early stages.
Posted by: Stateless
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There's another one, can't remember who. I'm having fun watch these former firebrands become so many old cranks ignored by the Red Guard.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:51 PM (mmrXZ)
"You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
What's broken ? Do they ever say ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 04:51 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 04:51 PM (Cqx++)
Reads like voter intimidation against, primarily, Christians.
Similar stunts are pulled when Muslims "pray" in the streets.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)
"You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
What's broken ? Do they ever say ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 04:51 PM (+gK6I)
Newsome's dick.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 04:52 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:45 PM (uhVAy)
Jeff Davis was a competent officer and a politician, what he wasn't was a revolutionary leader, or competent to run a wartime economy.
If he had been a little less of a fire-eater he could have been Secretary of War, or a senior Senator charting the path of the USA.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (rbvCR)
he *was* Secretary of War under Franklin Pierce and favored the Southern states for forts and such during his term, though I doubt it was with a view to secession. He also tried to introduce camels into the army for the South West deserts.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:53 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:51 PM (mmrXZ)
And blacks versus muslims!!
Bring the popcorn.
The big tent is turning into the circus it always was.
Beware the bearded lady!!
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 04:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 04:51 PM (+gK6I)
Newsome's dick.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 04:52 PM (M60gE)
Nods... clearly the Train system...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2026 04:53 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (dIske)
Soviets had an advantage in sheer manpower over the Germans, and it was the only advantage they had to play to win.
The problem with success is that it cements the winning tactics into place as the only route to success, so Soviet doctrine stayed at emphasizing the use of manpower over things like good tactics and logistics.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 04:53 PM (rbvCR)
Reads like voter intimidation against, primarily, Christians.
Similar stunts are pulled when Muslims "pray" in the streets.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)
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He's going to lose because it's a Trump+14 state.
And he pissed off the most important segment of the Democrat electorate at the same time by denying them their choice in the primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 04:53 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 04:51 PM (Cqx++)
Bester was the name of a pretty interesting SF writer.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:54 PM (uhVAy)
His character in Death of Stalin was darkly hilarious.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:54 PM (Ti9vn)
What's broken ? Do they ever say ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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I remember when they said "Mend it, don't end it" about affirmative action. No GOPer in debate had the brains to ask, "What exactly needs mending? Where are the holes? What would your first step be in this mending operation?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 04:55 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:50
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Haven't seen that movie. Brave's AI bot says I might be able to stream on Netflix or Amazon Prime.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2026 04:55 PM (Hbeqj)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 04:48 PM (jb8Ss)
Mandy Potemkin argued for Mo Moslems!! because Jews thrive in pluralistic societies. He was politely advised by other Jews that Mo Moslems!! lead to Almohads not making any distinction between Jews, Christians, or even other Moslem "heretics".
okay, maybe not so politely.
Posted by: Potemkin can suck my putz at October 26, 2026 04:55 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 04:56 PM (M60gE)
It's more than a decent movie though some might consider it slow moving.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:56 PM (Ti9vn)
It's also streaming free on Roku or Tubi.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:58 PM (Ti9vn)
.......
Thanks to assholes like you, Gav.
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 04:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 04:59 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 04:50 PM (dIske)
Soviets had an advantage in sheer manpower over the Germans, and it was the only advantage they had to play to win.
The problem with success is that it cements the winning tactics into place as the only route to success, so Soviet doctrine stayed at emphasizing the use of manpower over things like good tactics and logistics.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 04:53 PM (rbvCR
This was the job of the penal battalions - deserters, or other groups under punishment that were driven into the front on offensives under threat of being shot if they retreated.
Early in the war they were generally pretty clumsy due to the purging of the officer corps a few years earlier. Then the huge losses in 1941 did them no favors. By mid war and later they did start running out of infantry and they press ganged anyone they could root out of cellars and in the occupied nations in the Baltic and Balkans to keep up strength.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 04:59 PM (h7zKj)
His character in Death of Stalin was darkly hilarious.
Posted by: polynikes
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It was so funny I did a little wikipedia-reading about him. He remained friends with Ike, who gifted him with a newfangled, high-quality fishing pole and tackle. Zhukov used and treasured that equipment for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 05:00 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 04:56 PM (M60gE)
Louis Farrakhan is 93, I bet the NOC is going through some power struggles.
He also was the face of the operation and he might not have the best face to put out there right now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 05:00 PM (6ydKt)
I would bet that would be the sort of deal Lincoln would have loved to have struck if it got some sort of resolution to the crisis
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 05:00 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 04:54 PM (Ti9vn)
I much regret waiting until this year before watching that absolute classic.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:01 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 05:01 PM (enNUy)
I think even Stalin feared him.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:02 PM (88C+u)
I would bet that would be the sort of deal Lincoln would have loved to have struck if it got some sort of resolution to the crisis
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 05:00 PM (rbvCR)
Stanton was an incredible administrator. Davis...well...wasn't as President. And he was vulnerable to generals that sucked up to him, even Lee. Him putting Braxton Bragg in as his assistant after he was forced to fire him after losing Tennessee was political and military malpractice.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:04 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: far cry at October 26, 2026 05:06 PM (ZSf0o)
I think even Stalin feared him.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 05:02 PM (88C+u)
he did more jobs than that. Beating up the Japanese in Manchuria before the war, organizing many offensives later. Op Mars was a bit of a fumble but the simultaneous Stalingrad op let it be buried to help his reputation.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)
Islamocommunism Is Choking On Its Own Internal Contradictions
Leftwing white women have a problem.
They have embraced a theology that casts straight white men as the enemy to be defeated, humiliated, exploited, and expropriated. They have defined straight white men as outside the circle of allyship. They have made allies with other groups to give them the numerical advantage over straight white men that they need for their dark agenda. The problem is that the groups they have allied with consider white women to be outside of their circle of allyship. They are tactical allies only. They exist to be used for their political power (white women are a very large group, and leftwing white women are the largest group of leftists) for the purposes of joining to denigrate and disinherit straight white men -- but white women are next on the chopping block once white men have been subjugated. The entire ideology leftwing white woman ranks races and genders in a hierarchy of privilege, and they are very close to the bottom, above only straight white men. Leftwing white women are always trying to argue that they should be considered equals with, say, immigrant men and black men in the Privilege Pyramid, but black men and immigrant men continue to disagree about that. So you see leftist white women screaming at immigrant looters to not loot their store, trying to argue with their "allies" that looting their stores "doesn't help the cause." The looters not only don't care about what the leftwing white women say, but they completely disagree with them. Looting their stores is their cause. Leftwing white women say "no, only loot from the straight white men," and their allies say, "According to our rules, rules you signed up for by the way, you are oppressors, nearly as evil as straight white men, and your stores should be looted alongside those of straight white men." Muslim-owned shops are exempt from looting, of course. But white women's shops? Fair game. The cause in fact demands their wealth be expropriated and divided among the marginalized. According to left-wing communist and Third World grievance politics, not only should white women's stores be plundered in the name of revolutionary violence, so too should their bodies be plundered. As a French woman here complains that immigrant rioters threatened to rape her while she was holding her baby, a leftist woman commsplains that the rape of white women is merely "collateral damage" in the imperative of revolutionary violence.Rioters in France set fire close to a building.
A woman from the side yells "There are kids in that building!" The rioter replies "We don't give a f*ck, we want our rights" I don't see how nearly setting a building on fire gives you any rights... https://t.co/dnTZNUISny— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) October 25, 2026
I mention this because you can see this dynamic in play in the following video. I gather from this video that previously, a Latino man cut off this white woman while driving. The white woman has somehow forced the Latino man to stop in traffic (I'm not sure how) so that she can confront him and force him to "accept responsibility" and "apologize" for cutting her off in traffic. She's AWFUL, obviously, in all senses of the word, including some future senses that haven't even been invented yet. But the Latino man's response is also AWFUL: He plays his Uno Race Reverse Card on her and condemns her for running her white colonizer mouth at him. He repeatedly tells her that she, as a "white lady" and "colonizer," has no moral or racial right to criticize him at all and that she's the one that needs to #DoBetter. It is, as people comment, so perfectly illustrative that you'd think it must be scripted in a Far Right Wing Russian Disinformation Macedonian Content Farm. But it's real.
I could not have scripted a better scene.
She created him. She doesn't see it.— Peter Boghossian (@peterboghossian) October 26, 2026
BOUTROS
@boutros555 20h In one video we have the implicit racial paternalism that makes her performative woke empathy possible, the consequent counter-racism & entitlement she enables, and the total breakdown of social trust & order that everyone has to endure as a result of it. It's like a work of art.
@erichhartmann No way this is real https://t.co/qmJk0PjEBw
— Davey Jones (@TitusXpullo) October 25, 2026
Joe CassandraAs the dethroned corporate fake "conservative" political class used to say to actual conservatives: We demand your votes to pass our agenda, but you are beneath us so you will have no voice at all in determining what our agenda is. Just shut the fuck up, peon, and support your Betters.
@JoeCassandra 18h 2 victims trying to out victim the other
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:42 PM (AutN8)
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Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 02:42 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:42 PM (HD2n/)
A test proves that she's a basic bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaghIdSJKvQ
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 02:43 PM (1wjle)
in this way prosperity will come to you.”
Job 22:21
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2026 02:38 PM (xQK3
Thank you for your daily verses, Marcus. I truly appreciate them!
Posted by: moki at October 26, 2026 02:43 PM (wLjpr)
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And I must applaud ace on this wordplay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:43 PM (AutN8)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 02:43 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 26, 2026 02:43 PM (fapp/)
The Communists are going to lose bigly. They will either convert or die.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 02:43 PM (eRlcH)
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"We don't get it."
-Atheist, communist Persians
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:44 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 02:44 PM (5PdZY)
Both participants seem to be too calm in terms of body language, seem to position themselves for nicely framed shots while someone in a nearby car is helpfully filming them, and the dialog seems scripted.
And the odds of someone stopping to engage a crazy lady about traffic or driving seems ... very low.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)
I don't know if that Hispanic guy meant it when he called her a white colonizer, but if he didn't, so much the better.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:45 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: So not gonna happen at October 26, 2026 02:46 PM (anL5R)
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Theres a meme that shows Mad Max from the 2014 movie pointing upward and saying, "Thats AI"
thats pretty much me these days
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 26, 2026 02:46 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 02:46 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Hung And Loving It at October 26, 2026 02:47 PM (JAh4c)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 02:47 PM (qBivk)
But now that all the medals have bern given out they are still competing and it won’t stop until they get to Victim Cold War and finally Victim Civil War.
Unfortunately for the rest of us, they are dragging everybody down with them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 02:48 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:45 PM (mmrXZ)
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I'll bet the guy was Filipino ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)
People have a rare tendency to get shot in those kind of altercations.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 02:48 PM (zZu0s)
yeah you don't do that in Philly
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 02:48 PM (qBivk)
Both participants seem to be too calm in terms of body language, seem to position themselves for nicely framed shots while someone in a nearby car is helpfully filming them, and the dialog seems scripted.
And the odds of someone stopping to engage a crazy lady about traffic or driving seems ... very low.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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I dunno, I thought she was in your basic "de-escalation" attitude and he didn't want to get in trouble by actually hitting her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:48 PM (mmrXZ)
These select White Women have a problem with:
1. Consequences
2. Applying importance and praise beyond their own nose.
3. Denial of factual data and reality in general.
4. Understanding the concept of meritorious worth by accomplishment.
5. Controlling personal spite.
6. The unwillingness to accept limitations or the understanding the civil process to exceed those limitations.
and finally
7. The amount of melanin in a person's skin is indicative of where that person's ancestors originated, and has nothing to do with integrity, character, value or potential.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 02:48 PM (dIske)
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Theres a meme that shows Mad Max from the 2014 movie pointing upward and saying, "Thats AI"
thats pretty much me these days
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 26, 2026 02:46 PM (fapp/)
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Same. AI or staged. Anything to get likes and attention.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 02:49 PM (qBivk)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 02:50 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 26, 2026 02:50 PM (dovQN)
maybe. I guess we'll see. But as you can see from the other videos I included -- this is undeniably a 100% real dynamic.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 02:51 PM (1wjle)
White intellectual left-wing college chicks helped usher in the whole student-protest movement and the accompanying "Black Power" movement in the late '60s, but by the early '70s they were being commanded to "give up the pussy" to black men as "sexual reparations" for slavery and the past wrongs of the white race. Countless thousands of white chicks submitted to essentially be raped by black radicals or at least treated like concubines and sex toys. It absolutely destroyed their souls and the whole movement, and is the unspoken reason why the whole '60s/'70s leftist semi-revolution silently died.
This is one of the Taboo Facts of recent American history, and you won't see it discussed much anywhere, but in leftist circles, it is their secrtet shame.
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:51 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 02:51 PM (1rmAm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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On the other hand, when have the muzzies beat the commies? Afghanistan aside.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 02:52 PM (JzUSu)
Posted by: A philosopher once asked at October 26, 2026 02:52 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 02:52 PM (XE5AP)
Wait! They want more rights? I thought they just wanted more school funding. WTF?
It's as if we are being lied to about their motives.
Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2026 02:53 PM (GUOwU)
That's what the entire left has devolved into - defining groups to use for political leverage. That's it. No issues or ideas at all. Just undefined "hope" and "change."
They all agree with making the groups and they all agree with using each other for leverage, they're just completely at odds with what they are trying to leverage where.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2026 02:53 PM (0MjtC)
This is one of the Taboo Facts of recent American history, and you won't see it discussed much anywhere, but in leftist circles, it is their secrtet shame.
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:51 PM (HD2n/)
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For all the problems with Fritz the Cat, the movie, it's ultimately an attack on white kids who want to be down with the struggle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:53 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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On the other hand, when have the muzzies beat the commies? Afghanistan aside.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 02:52 PM (JzUSu)
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Iran. The 1979 revolution was started by the commies. The muzzies then took over and killed all the commies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (HD2n/)
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 02:52 PM (XE5AP)
They are pushing the only true growth market in rubber duckies right now.
And I have no clue as to why.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 02:52 PM (JzUSu)
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Iran became an atheist communist state after the revolution where the communists and the islamists teamed up, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (h7zKj)
Social media ruined all of that. Every white chick who has ever had a smartphone now has those luxury beliefs piped into her skull 24/7, and women thrive on social acceptance and group harmony, so they naturally follow along with the latest thing, which (because it's a fucking Op) is leftwing intersectional bullshit.
In the background are the softcock "men" of the left that are still willing to fuck these women and not tell them they're being stupid so as to get in bed with them.
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (oqH4h)
Gotta be at least 20 years old with that body style.
Explains why she turned it into one large bumper sticker.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 02:55 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 02:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Scrotal Supremacist. at October 26, 2026 02:56 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2026 02:56 PM (g8Ew8)
resource competition
they all want to be at the head of the line for rights and handouts. No conception or association with responsibilities or production.
Posted by: A practical answer at October 26, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 02:56 PM (1utmP)
Just shut the fuck up, peon, and support your Betters.
---
Too long to fit on Pudgy Pelon's white board but you know he's written that many times.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:56 PM (3cUTc)
I'm so proud to be above all this.
Now, where did I leave my Glock......
Posted by: Case at October 26, 2026 02:56 PM (Dd7BU)
I saw a comment regarding the crazy women supporters of Lindsay Clancy that:
"These women have mis-directed the empathy and maternal instincts that should have gone to the children they aborted."
Posted by: Frankly at October 26, 2026 02:56 PM (bobtC)
I'll give it to the lady who stood her ground calmly about his driving skills. Whether she's for whirrled peas or not.
I read today that during WWI Mexico debated invading to take back their land. They didn't cause we have guns. Same for an invasion by Japan.
And this twink wears his sensitive skin like a badge of fury. The hatred and anger eats at him every second.
I know I would not be calm and start yelling for ICE just to flip him out further. Because I am a meanie white colonizer.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 02:57 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 02:57 PM (M60gE)
A guy in Minnesota found out a Muslim religious center and a USPS site share the same building. He saw a postal worker going in the back of the religious building. Cops got called and they got into an argument on private vs public and if it was the postal office or the Muslim center complaining. Was he violating public or private property.
His point of the postal service potentially being controlled by a religious building, and open to mail fraud, would get outrage if it was any other religion. Apparently this got approved by a council, but I'm confused as to why.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 02:57 PM (Toos7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (h7zKj)
Real or not, the video also goes a long way to show how performative these retards are. It is all show. Rending of garments. Beating their breasts.
This shit is not new.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 02:58 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 02:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
"Enemy lines" now extend coast-to-coast, from Seattle to Georgia, from LA to Maine. It's like a Viet Cong jungle firefight out there. Only viable solution is to napalm the whole place.
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:59 PM (HD2n/)
That's what the entire left has devolved into - defining groups to use for political leverage. That's it. No issues or ideas at all. Just undefined "hope" and "change."
They all agree with making the groups and they all agree with using each other for leverage, they're just completely at odds with what they are trying to leverage where.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2026 02:53 PM (0MjtC)
I recently heard a discussion on Effective Altruism (Sam Bankman Freed) being pretty much the disposable cat's paw for engineered social or economic revolution.
Once they go and destroy the easy functioning of markets and regulation regimes by "putting money effectively into change" they go to Fed Pen and the technocrats that made them possible get into power over things.
AWFLs and the socially liberal chic are much the same position.
I think DataRepublican's USAID retreads for a socially aware Coup are also the same sort. Stalking horses and cats' paws.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 02:59 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 26, 2026 02:59 PM (bX16E)
and have sweaters with too long sleeves that ended in the middle of their hands while holding the coffee cup with both hands but not using the handle.
I can't tell you why, but when I see that I almost become homicidal. I'm 'that' close.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 02:59 PM (4cqyH)
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 03:00 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 02:59 PM (rbvCR)
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"We're going to organize a coup against the US federal government over video call over the internet."
-geniuses
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:00 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 03:01 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)
Oh, I dunno.
If some AWFL midwit started laying on her horn and demanding I pull over, I'd be inclined to indulge her, so long as my kids weren't in the car.
Not out of fear for their safety, mind you. Just because I don't my little princesses to hear me shouting phrases like "wretched cunt" and "ugly slag" loud enough for passing traffic to hear it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 03:01 PM (BI5O2)
resource competition
they all want to be at the head of the line for rights and handouts. No conception or association with responsibilities or production.
Posted by: A practical answer at October 26, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R)
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Permanently running for HS student council positions.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 03:02 PM (rj6Yv)
In the background are the softcock "men" of the left that are still willing to fuck these women and not tell them they're being stupid so as to get in bed with them.
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (oqH4h)
___________
There's a meme going around to the effect that:
Before Social Media:
You want to fuck toasters
You get over it
You live a normal life
After Social Media:
You want to fuck toasters
You find chats and groups of like-minder toaster-fuckers and you all indulge each other's perversions
Your life is fucked
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at what is coming down the pike.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 03:02 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 03:02 PM (JzUSu)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 26, 2026 03:03 PM (ssz2a)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 26, 2026 03:03 PM (e1gAD)
Don't tell me.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 02:54 PM (XE5AP)
Foster Auto Parts sign is still right there off of Keubler Blvd just past I-5, even though the business has long since moved and closed.
I think everyone is proud of that big, blue FAP
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 03:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 26, 2026 03:04 PM (lfNXu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 03:04 PM (Cqx++)
Something like, "women talk a lot about men being violent but they sure act like they don't believe it."
the linked video. If a man got in his face like that, fists would be flying.
But, she--who almost certainly answered the bear/man question with "bear"--feels perfectly safe not only yelling at him but getting in his personal space.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 03:04 PM (3cUTc)
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I think there are a lot of guys now, who were raised by crazy liberal women and are damaged. They don't know what a good woman really is or does. They make bad decisions because what they are used to from a woman is bad.
Posted by: a good family is necessary to formation of reliable reasonable adults at October 26, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)
Even in Nazi occupied Europe, there were people willing to save Commonwealth and US flyers and move them to where they could fight again.
Rural Kansas has that quality.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03:04 PM (u82oZ)
I can't tell you why, but when I see that I almost become homicidal. I'm 'that' close.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 02:59 PM (4cqyH)
We have totally opposite reactions.
When I see the too long sweater sleeves and two-handed coffee cup grab, I see a sweet innocent girl who just wants some creature comforts and a relaxing, warm, time.
It’s just one item in the long list of things that make men and women different, and the women are so cute about it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:04 PM (6ydKt)
-geniuses
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:00 PM (AutN
I think it will be up there with "we are going to do a nationwide training of Jury Nullifcation to create the world we want.
Judges gonna love that one.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 03:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: a good family is necessary to formation of reliable reasonable adults at October 26, 2026 03:04 PM (anL5R)
May I borrow that?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 26, 2026 03:05 PM (XE5AP)
Here's what's getting our societal better's panties all knotted up.
CBC - mid-terms. Tariffs. No negotiations. Yeah, screw us.
CNN - Trump in Mississippiwhich is up in play.
MSNow - The intellectual musings of Supreme Court Justice Kagan as zombies pass her by.
FoxNews - Michigan lol ' Michigan among toss-ups that could decide Senate.' Yeah, they should call it now.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 03:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03:06 PM (u82oZ)
She even has some left over for the guy she is harassing like he is her husband.
She feels his pain and anger at the White Cis-Patriarchy.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:06 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 03:02 PM (JzUSu)
_____
The old-school commies, yes. But I think the new breed of commies is less dangerous lunatics like Che and more faculty-lounge homosexuals and perverts.
Today's commies gain power mostly by capturing the media and education and voting fraud (such as what just happened in Brazil).
The ruthlessly violent and brutal tactics of commies of old are mostly done now by muslims.
There are exceptions, of course, but I think overall this is correct.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)
lol
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 03:06 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 03:07 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Thatch at October 26, 2026 03:07 PM (S6YCM)
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 03:08 PM (rj6Yv)
i guess... i think it depends on what you're imagining those women's personalities and politics to be. I can see it being cute. I can also see it being AWFUL.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 03:08 PM (1wjle)
The white woman video, I am thinking this is a great way to get shot. Stupid colonizer.
Posted by: Piper
=================
Well, as she says, this is Oregon, where we're kind and we give each other space.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:08 PM (mmrXZ)
!
Posted by: General Foods International Coffees at October 26, 2026 03:08 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Chuck C at October 26, 2026 03:08 PM (0GLZr)
I believe you are right.
He's probably most upset that she is keeping him from getting down to the local Hatchery to Snag an 'Endangered' Salmon.
Posted by: General Foods International Coffees at October 26, 2026 03:09 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 03:09 PM (qBivk)
oh right. The term didn't occur to me. I'm on low sleep.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 03:09 PM (1wjle)
Heads are exploding.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:09 PM (OnLUs)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:10 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 26, 2026 03:10 PM (4cqyH)
in the Mestizo sense, sure
regardless he seems like a nice enough guy. I can't quite figure out what HE did wrong? it looked like if any car was damaged, it was his?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 03:10 PM (qBivk)
Posted by: Minuteman at October 26, 2026 03:11 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 02:51 PM (1wjle)
*******
I guess she should have stuck to the traditional war cry of "stay in your lane?"
I simply ignore stupid drives as I don't want to die at that moment if they are in a cartel or something.
I used to glare but not throw the bird. Now I don't even glare as people are very stupid. And by this hysterical guy, very triggered and ready to flip out. Ain't got time for dat.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 03:11 PM (hzuYO)
When I see the too long sweater sleeves and two-handed coffee cup grab, I see a sweet innocent girl who just wants some creature comforts and a relaxing, warm, time.
Sorry, but it's just too damn close to this.
https://tinyurl.com/9r3hked2
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)
I could smell that lol
I used to make that coffee when I was home from school to an empty house
actin' all adult and well-traveled and shit
watch a lil General Hospital
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 03:11 PM (qBivk)
I think the guy was Native American.
Posted by: Thatch
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Oh, it's Oregon, you're right.
So, Elric, neither Beaner nor Flip -- Feather Indian.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:11 PM (mmrXZ)
Every. Muslim females as well.
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 03:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Martin Tell at October 26, 2026 03:12 PM (QJwZd)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 03:12 PM (4tmEn)
I suppose I should add this to my pronouns of
she/her/obviously
Unreal. I think I'll just stay home.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 03:12 PM (hzuYO)
Whenever a society has an overturn, like conquest, liberation from conquest, or loss of all police power, there is an incredible amount of score-settling. Lots of people die or are actively humiliated. Think French women with their hair cut off in 1944.
A well ordered society suppresses this, but it is out there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 03:08 PM (rj6Yv)
Well, he had Tex Watson wrapped around his finger, too. I think because Charlie was handing out the pussy in doses.
And while Tex went out to ‘lead’ them, notice the girls had to go in a group of three of them to get the job done because they needed the moral support and the knowledge that another chick was there committing murder with them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:12 PM (2ocoG)
I used to glare but not throw the bird. Now I don't even glare as people are very stupid. And by this hysterical guy, very triggered and ready to flip out. Ain't got time for dat.
I know that's the recommended strategy, and I try, I really try, but it isn't going well.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)
They became so horrible because nobody's ever told them no in their lives. This is basically therapy for her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:14 PM (OnLUs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 03:14 PM (Cqx++)
White intellectual left-wing college chicks helped usher in the whole student-protest movement and the accompanying "Black Power" movement in the late '60s, but by the early '70s they were being commanded to "give up the pussy" to black men as "sexual reparations" for slavery and the past wrongs of the white race. Countless thousands of white chicks submitted to essentially be raped by black radicals or at least treated like concubines and sex toys. It absolutely destroyed their souls and the whole movement, and is the unspoken reason why the whole '60s/'70s leftist semi-revolution silently died.
This is one of the Taboo Facts of recent American history, and you won't see it discussed much anywhere, but in leftist circles, it is their secrtet shame.
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:51 PM (HD2n/)
Ah, so you've read Eldridge Cleaver's book Soul On Ice too...
Posted by: Faye Dunaway in her Oscar Winning Role as Ilhan Omar at October 26, 2026 03:14 PM (y9nCu)
I'm always amazed at drivers who want to confront other drivers. But I live in a big city.
You just have no idea who you are going to be interacting with. You really don't want to interrupt the guy who is on his way home to murder his spouse, the criminal with no impulse control, the guy who is losing his shirt in a divorce etc.
Real life episodes of When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 03:14 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 03:14 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Martin Tell
may I suggest taking a sock and some duct tape.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 03:15 PM (wOO3z)
"Brazil-Exposed Companies Slide After Surprise Lula Victory
A gauge of Brazilian stocks fell more than 27% premarket"
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 03:15 PM (rj6Yv)
There is a good meme of quite busty Star Trek female Red Shirts being evaluated by Kirk for WH Press Secretary.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2026 03:15 PM (/OKHJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:15 PM (Qugny)
Shit. Weird looking blonde actress sock off.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 03:15 PM (y9nCu)
Heads are exploding.
-
I really wish he'd just hire James Woods.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 26, 2026 03:16 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Proud To Be an American at October 26, 2026 03:16 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Thatch
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Oh, it's Oregon, you're right.
So, Elric, neither Beaner nor Flip -- Feather Indian.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:11 PM (mmrXZ)
______
Maybe, but I would think if the guy was native he surely would have said it in response to her taunt to "go back where you came from."
Regardless, there's not much difference. The feather indians are descended from asian peoples who came over the land bridge. Much later, there was so much interbreeding between natives and filipinos they had a word for it: indipino.
The feather natives I've seen in the pacific northwest and up into alaska all look like chubby filipinos to me.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
Heads are exploding.
-
I really wish he'd just hire James Woods.
I would accept someone who can throw a piece of chalk like a bullet at errant "reporters".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 03:17 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:15 PM (Qugny)
Not personally, but the area was in a drought most the summer, I believe, so it’s just nature doing a little rebalancing.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:17 PM (6ydKt)
Regardless, there's not much difference. The feather indians are descended from asian peoples who came over the land bridge. Much later, there was so much interbreeding between natives and filipinos they had a word for it: indipino.
The feather natives I've seen in the pacific northwest and up into alaska all look like chubby filipinos to me.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
=
He tells her to go back to Europe at one point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:17 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cathy Newman at October 26, 2026 03:18 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 03:18 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:18 PM (OnLUs)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhuk
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I wear Birkenstocks almost everyday. Anyone here that knows me, knows I'm no karen. In fact, I'm as far from it as possible.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 26, 2026 03:19 PM (C39D0)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:20 PM (OnLUs)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:14 PM (OnLUs)
I don't believe this.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2026 03:21 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:21 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:17 PM (AutN
Looking at the back of her SUV, she’d probably love to go if she could afford it on her barista salary.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (UjdFS)
"When writing "The Handmaid's Tale," Atwood drew inspiration from various sources, including the rise of the Christian right in America during the 1970s and 1980s, and the Islamic revolution in Iran in 1979. ----
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Posted by: illiniwek at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (qBivk)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:18 PM (OnLUs)
______
It's been making the rounds for while. Some THOT probably started it as the newest version of the half-whore "gotta have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2026 03:21 PM (g8Ew
Two words. Bucks County.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (OnLUs)
Whenever a society has an overturn, like conquest, liberation from conquest, or loss of all police power, there is an incredible amount of score-settling. Lots of people die or are actively humiliated. Think French women with their hair cut off in 1944.
A well ordered society suppresses this, but it is out there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
---
We were not nice to the loyalists after Cornwallis surrendered.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (4tmEn)
Also, did you notice an appearance of bird hands from the female?
Posted by: RM at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (ananP)
This land is your land, this land is my land...
MY LAND.
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 03:10 PM (qBivk)
******
I maybe missed part of the videos as I don't have X. The one I saw he was losing it the entire time.
No idea what he did...cut her off?
She was not the typical Karen losing her mind as well from what I saw. She seemed to be the calm one. Altho an idiot to stop traffic to gain, what, an apology? A complete idiot due to the potential of a gun drive by as an anser. An admission that his driving stinks? What, exactly, was the point of all of this except to show that people are nuts?
I seem to side with the calm person, I guess, and it wasn't him shrieking about her breathing the same air or calling her a white colonizer.
It was like weirdo Will Smith telling Chris Rock not to put his wife's name in his mouth. Hysterical over a joke.
I learn something new every day!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:20 PM
Seconded. That would be hilarious.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (2ocoG)
Her: SSRIs, benzos, estrogen/progestin, tirzep, wine boxes, unicorn frappucinos and anavar/test
Posted by: TITP at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (tDtp0)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 03:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: lin-duh
I wear my birks with rag wool socks. Because it’s cold outside.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 03:23 PM (eFajJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 03:23 PM (4tmEn)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:23 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 26, 2026 03:23 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 03:23 PM (qBivk)
Really, everybody's missed the important part of the that traffic video, which is that the entitled white chick has a nice butt.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 26, 2026 03:04 PM (lfNXu)
White chick traffic video is totally staged. She didn't rip her shirt off. All road rage traffic videos end up with the aggressive driver bare-chested.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 03:24 PM (y9nCu)
Yet another reason to completely avoid social media.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 03:24 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 03:24 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 03:24 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
The mockery was ceaseless. I had to stop reading I was laughing so hard. People were like, oh yeah, you go gurl boss. You don’t need anybody. Just you and the crazy meds. I can’t even remember most of the replies.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:24 PM (OnLUs)
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"Oh yeah? Shouldn't you be washing dishes somewhere?"
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 03:25 PM (ZxPkt)
JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS - NOFX
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=B2i4lhLJkEc
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 03:26 PM (Qugny)
MY LAND.
Posted by: Don Black
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New lyrics:
That land is my land, this land is my land...
Get of my land.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 03:26 PM (4tmEn)
Posted by: Cathymv at October 26, 2026 03:26 PM (LPyx5)
Two words. Bucks County.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (OnLUs)
_________
Represented by "Republican" Brian Fitzpatrick.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 03:27 PM (eRlcH)
Whenever a society has an overturn, like conquest, liberation from conquest, or loss of all police power, there is an incredible amount of score-settling. Lots of people die or are actively humiliated. Think French women with their hair cut off in 1944.
Spanish commies after the Civil War
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 03:27 PM (y9nCu)
Whenever a society has an overturn, like conquest, liberation from conquest, or loss of all police power, there is an incredible amount of score-settling. Lots of people die or are actively humiliated. Think French women with their hair cut off in 1944.
A well ordered society suppresses this, but it is out there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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We were not nice to the loyalists after Cornwallis surrendered.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (4tmEn)
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I started reading "The Savage Continent" which covered the violent forced migrations in Europe in 1945-1946.
So much blood and slaughter that I had to drop it about 1/3 through.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 03:27 PM (rj6Yv)
Just "Don Rickles" her until she's had enough. There's a point system:
1. Producing tears (5 points)
2. Pushing you (5 points)
3. Getting her to say something racist (10 points)
4. Getting her to drop her original complaint and move onto something totally unrelated (10 points)
Bonus: Stare up above her head, make a surprised face and say "Holy Shit!!". When she turns to look....say "Made you look."
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 03:28 PM (dIske)
>>fist bump
Birks are not good for people with flat feet because of the aggressive arch support.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 26, 2026 03:28 PM (9AdGW)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26
Well…you do need a job to be with me because I make zero money. 🤣. I am pretty positive I cost way more than I am worth. Poor J.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 03:28 PM (WMJMj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 03:23 PM (4tmEn)
Nova Scotia had their chance, they were invited in and refused to join the other colonies.
Poor decision, they could just like they are today, an upper Maine, with some more Somalis, unfortunately, but that can be offset by lower taxes, better services, much better healthcare, and a huge dose of Yankee liberal arrogance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:29 PM (6ydKt)
Because, you know, we need to give Democrats a chance to change things.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:29 PM (OnLUs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 03:29 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 03:30 PM (h7zKj)
New lyrics:
That land is my land, this land is my land...
Get of my land.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 03:26 PM (4tmEn)
Like one of my favorite jokes about the Injuns from the movie Maverick.
"That's what they get for being on our land before we got here."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 03:30 PM (y9nCu)
I started reading "The Savage Continent" which covered the violent forced migrations in Europe in 1945-1946.
So much blood and slaughter that I had to drop it about 1/3 through.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 03:27 PM (rj6Yv)
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The Palestinians think they're the sole victims of being displaced. But at that time, people were getting displaced all over the map.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 03:30 PM (eRlcH)
From what I've read it was originally explicit that it was about Muslims but she made it more vague, possibly because of the Salman Rushdie thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:30 PM (2ocoG)
Bessent had lunch at The Cheesecake Factory today.
What a guy.
Miranda Devine
@mirandadevine
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Perfect! 😂
johnny maga
@johnnymaga
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Bessent cooks Obama after dining at the Cheesecake Factory: "This is the man who built the museum that looks like Darth Vader’s tomb... I had a great meal, and I would tell the Martha's Vineyard set to give it a try." 😭
Posted by: beckster at October 26, 2026 03:30 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Oh, yeah, I am just *shivering* in anticipation!
Posted by: Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff, (D-CA) at October 26, 2026 03:31 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:22 PM (OnLUs)
__________________
You weren't down the New Hope/ Lambertville area by any chance were you. That's Transgender Gay Artsy territory. In general, Bucks is a fence sitting county that usually leans right when you need them.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 03:31 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 03:27 PM (eRlcH)
It was like being in Jersey or the NY suburbs, not Pennsylvania
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:31 PM (OnLUs)
Its a living
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 03:31 PM (Ia/+0)
If it's fake, who scripted, video'd, and acted in it?
Well, obviously, righties, because lefties aren't this self-aware or self-deprecating. I don't think any starving lefties would even take money to act in a vid like this.
So, amateur comedians, or ordinary joes like us?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:31 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 03:31 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 03:32 PM (wOO3z)
Poor decision, they could just like they are today, an upper Maine, with some more Somalis, unfortunately, but that can be offset by lower taxes, better services, much better healthcare, and a huge dose of Yankee liberal arrogance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:29 PM (6ydKt)
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I suspect that the Royal Navy made the decision for the Nova Scotians. The RN lost New York Harbor, it couldn't afford to give up Halifax.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)
As someone on X said about Bessent, never get into a bitchy diss fight with a gay man.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:33 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 02:43 PM (5PdZY)
If somebody's pronoun is plural, then the rainbow is in his heart
I grew up okay with using plural pronouns for neuter singular, since it was easier than fighting with aggressively ignorant feminazis; but then it came to stand for eugenic sterilization of homosexual kids, and that's just wrong. They should wait 'til they're adults.
Posted by: SciVo at October 26, 2026 03:33 PM (ke3zm)
More the femme fatal type?
Yes I was there to hear your response. Awesome!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03
Hahah! I am so glad I got to see you.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 26, 2026 03:33 PM (QaH55)
As someone on X said about Bessent, never get into a bitchy diss fight with a gay man.
What if they're both gay men?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: GWB at October 26, 2026 03:34 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2026 03:34 PM (i8Iyo)
1. Producing tears (5 points)
2. Pushing you (5 points)
3. Getting her to say something racist (10 points)
4. Getting her to drop her original complaint and move onto something totally unrelated (10 points)
Bonus: Stare up above her head, make a surprised face and say "Holy Shit!!". When she turns to look....say "Made you look."
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 03:28 PM
What about HordeSource(tm)'s proven advice to tell her to "calm down"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 03:34 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:35 PM (OnLUs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:36 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: weew at October 26, 2026 03:36 PM (9TspW)
That land is my land, this land is my land...
Get of my land.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
......
I'm guessing your land has a lawn.
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 03:36 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)
Rubio says the Iranians are amping up their targeting of Americans in the Middle East and other countries. What are we gonna do if they hit someone?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (i8Iyo)
I led the singing of Happy Birthday to you the year before, but you were in the front row, and I was in the back.
But well met in Corsicana.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (u82oZ)
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Therapy. Hell I'll show you therapy . . .
Posted by: McClintock! at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (anL5R)
No, they used to shoot looters instant death penalty for people not even committing a capital crime.
That's what the rules for "unrest" used to be.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (8Zqgp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (wOO3z)
Lindsay Clancy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:36 PM (2GVsD)
I look nothing like her. Whew!
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
So much blood and slaughter that I had to drop it about 1/3 through.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 03:27 PM (rj6Yv)
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The Palestinians think they're the sole victims of being displaced. But at that time, people were getting displaced all over the map.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 03:30 PM (eRlcH)
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Partition of India in the 1940s. Obscene violence and blood. Millions dead.
We rarely ever hear about it, because Gandi was so awesome and peaceful and an all-around great guy!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
I believe that this new violent riot movement is doomed to failure and is doing severe damage to the entire "free Palestine" movement by turning the pally flag into a symbol of terrorism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 03:31 PM (TMNW7)
The mohammedans are fucking idiots. They actually think that street protests will get them what they want.
One of the stupidest mohammedan things is when Osama bin Laden actually endorsed John Kerry for president in '04, and expected that it would be the deciding factor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 03:34 PM (0sNs1)
_______________________
That's a tough one to work in. You have to set it up. You want to drop it right after she "squeals" her talking point. It's got to be unhinged and loud. Then you use this:
"Maybe we should wait for you to calm down and for you to catch your breath before continuing."
If you just say "calm down", you are ordering her, which just winds her up more.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 03:38 PM (dIske)
So I don’t get the insult anyhow.
I have and it didn't strike me as particularly gaudy. So I didn't get the insult either. Good old Shit Midas.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:39 PM (2ocoG)
I’ve never been in a Cheesecake Factory.
So I don’t get the insult anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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The decor isn't exactly understated. They haven't undergone the White Female Executive Cracker Barrel makeover.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:39 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 03:39 PM (Sco7b)
Which is...an interesting take.
Of course I would love to sit down such a Karen and show her pictures of the men convicted of rape in her urban area so she could tell me they were only arrested due to racism and Trump hating immigrants
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 03:39 PM (VyBeY)
@libsoftiktok 12m
BREAKING: A United Airlines flight bound for NJ was rerouted back to Las Vegas after a flight attendant reportedly caught a passenger texting about hijacking the plane.
The identity of the passenger has yet to be released.
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 26, 2026 03:40 PM (nEUC6)
Since those mouth-breathers got uppity and didn't subscribe to this, there is no alternative except voting for James Talarico, in order to teach those Texas Republicans a lesson.
Posted by: John Cornyn (Rino-TX) at October 26, 2026 03:40 PM (0sNs1)
So I don’t get the insult anyhow.
I have and it didn't strike me as particularly gaudy. So I didn't get the insult either. Good old Shit Midas.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:39 PM (2ocoG)
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Is it an insult like "suits off the rack" instead of tailor made? Cheesecake Factory is an expensive chain, but a chain nonetheless.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e)
So I don’t get the insult anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)
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Generic chain restaurant with somewhat gaudy design. It ain't bad, though. Was kinda trendy among 20-something girls for a while, because of their special cocktails: big, gimmicky, and very sweet.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 03:42 PM (h7zKj)
Meanwhile we have to treat it like a toddler temper tantrum and just wait until they run out of steam.
I liked my Dad’s way to deal with it:
“You better cool your jets and wipe those tears right now or I’ll really give you something to cry about.”
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:42 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e)
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It's not where people of good taste would ever deign to go.
Democrat politics is like 50% sneering at poor people at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:43 PM (AutN8)
Less than a week to go before the start of this con, they suddenly announce that the VTuber foxu Kirsche is not invited.
After Kirsche has been talking online of virtually attending for an hour long panel citing 'concerns' from sponsors. Screenshots of their Discord server reveal even her virtual presence was making some feel unsafe.
What con is this? Youmacon in Detroit. Youma are the monsters created by the Negaverse in Sailor Moon. What a DIC move Youmacon. Like many other I hope you fail miserably and everyone gets blacklisted.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)
Which is...an interesting take.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)
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Math + Females = ???
Why don't these braindead assholes care more about Laken Riley?
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:43 PM (Fi81e)
LOL!
I hope that name sticks!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 03:43 PM (VyBeY)
I found it entertaining that the French police finally acted when the NFL came to town. Gotta save face with the American audience.
The protesters knew that too though - it's struck me since the beginning how much of the graffiti and signs are in English.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:43 PM (2ocoG)
A Cheesecake Factory is a signifier of expensive retail areas. But nowhere near as elite as pbho.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 03:44 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:44 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:43 PM (AutN
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See, that's what I was thinking.
They are probably like "The Secretary of Treasury has an EXPENSE ACCOUNT!!"
And Bessant was probably like "I like Cheesecake Factory."
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:44 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:43 P
A Sailor Moon convention - I'm interested.
In Detroit - less interested. But so close.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)
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Yeah, I've seen how they define "sexually assaulted."
25% of women (that's 34,5 Million women in the US alone). Can't say I'm going to buy that "statistic."
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 03:45 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Frank Rizzo at October 26, 2026 03:45 PM (kdVl9)
"Oh yeah? Shouldn't you be washing dishes somewhere?"
Posted by: Don Black
There's a field of lettuce that needs to be picked over there and defecated in, too. Hop to if, Manuel!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2026 03:45 PM (ixS3i)
Generic chain restaurant with somewhat gaudy design. It ain't bad, though. Was kinda trendy among 20-something girls for a while, because of their special cocktails: big, gimmicky, and very sweet.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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My first visit was a business lunch. I wanted to order everything and got the Fettucine Alfredo with chicken. DANG it was good. Just as an experiment, I ordered the lo-cal, lo-carb cheesecake. Astonishing. It was good. I might go there sometime this week!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:45 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:43 PM (2ocoG)
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I was in Rome last summer and saw graffiti that said, verbatim: Vance Pedo Lover.
In English.
On some random side street in Trastevere that only locals would see.
The left only ever demonstrates for English speaking audiences because it's all a giant con with us as the target.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:45 PM (AutN8)
NOVA Campaigns
@NoVA_Campaigns
Lisa Louise Lucas Burke @llburke2 bounced her $6,600 check to pay her family’s drug dealer… so mom, @SenLouiseLucas had to write a $6,600 check to pay their drug dealer
They used their front shell companies “Freedom to Dope” & “Backyard Wntertainment,” & “Virginia Freedom Life”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 03:46 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:46 PM (2GVsD)
Back to ace's topic, "Islamocommunism Is Choking On Its Own Internal Contradictions."
This is philosophically, intellectually true, but how long will it be before it manifests? I.e., one side decides it's Go time and bludgeons the other to death?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:47 PM (mmrXZ)
They are probably like "The Secretary of Treasury has an EXPENSE ACCOUNT!!"
And Bessant was probably like "I like Cheesecake Factory."
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:44 PM (Fi81e)
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"Trump's aesthetics are like Cheesecake Factory. That's what he's trying to do to the White House."
-paraphrase
The disdain people like Obama have for those with less than him makes me wonder how anyone could come to the conclusion that he has the common touch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:47 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Actually, each site has a customized decor for the area. In Chicago, the first CF (heh!) I went to, the ceiling alludes to the billowing smoke of the Chicago fire.
Here in GR, furniture shapes is the motif of the decor.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e)
This con has been around for 21 years and some attendees say it went off the rails after COVID.
So the Sailor Senshi are pretty old by now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: jerry springer at October 26, 2026 03:48 PM (rJ48h)
There are a lot of balls in the air right now and the riots are only one part of the operation. You have the Iranians continuing their IW, extremists groups threatening the same, our enemies funding domestic terror groups, and backing muslim terror groups, anti government organizations, and threats of violence coming from numerous sectors. The activity is becoming more coordinated and the threat level remains high. The Democrat Party is using this confluence of events as a political opportunity and a lot of the media you see about high prices and voter discontent is coming from foreign sources. So you essentially have Democrats leveraging all of that activity and putting it into their electoral strategy.
That said I think the violence will hold back until after the election because the people running these ops knows it creates a disadvantage. They will ramp it up after the election is over irrespective of who wins.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:48 PM (TkqyZ)
Posted by: Frank Rizzo
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I've never been to one, but from the sound of it they mass produce cheese cake.
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)
Should have been at the MoMeet.
We were blessed to have Hadrian Seventh attend. Why not you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 03:48 PM (u82oZ)
When one side gains power. cf: Iran in 1980.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:48 PM (2GVsD)
"I hope you fail miserably and everyone gets blacklisted." Agreed!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 03:48 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 03:49 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:47 PM (AutN
Communist touch
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 03:49 PM (+gK6I)
Woman of the people, right there.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 03:49 PM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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My first visit was a business lunch. I wanted to order everything and got the Fettucine Alfredo with chicken. DANG it was good. Just as an experiment, I ordered the lo-cal, lo-carb cheesecake. Astonishing. It was good. I might go there sometime this week!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 03:45 PM (mmrXZ)
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Yea, it's OK. Kinda like Olive Garden. I've been to michelin restaurants that all the bougies rave about, and they weren't as good as Cheesecake Factory.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 03:49 PM (JrHfD)
That said I think the violence will hold back until after the election because the people running these ops knows it creates a disadvantage. They will ramp it up after the election is over irrespective of who wins.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 03:48 PM (TkqyZ)
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The people who run this stuff think that the BLM riots helped the Democrat Party in 2020.
It didn't. Hence the cheating.
Our opponents are not geniuses. They're just richly connected.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:49 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:50 PM (2GVsD)
I think the Palis biggest beef and source of their eternal shame was that they believed their Arab "brudders" in 1948 when they were told, "We're have those filthy Joos subjugated and defeated in a matter of a few hours, bruh! You'll be back in your place in one week or less, tops!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2026 03:50 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
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But it's not credentialed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 03:50 PM (AutN8)
If the mohammedans are fucking each other, then they are in fact fucking idiots.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 26, 2026 03:50 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 03:51 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 03:51 PM (hzuYO)
We rarely ever hear about it, because Gandi was so awesome and peaceful and an all-around great guy!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
I get pissed off when some idiot tries to assert that Gandhi was all pacifist. He was NOT a pacifist, not in the slightest. He recruited Indians to serve in the British Army during the Boer War, several insurrections and WWI, served as an ambulance driver in those actions himself. He decided to mostly sit out WWII with his followers though.
Most importantly, his whole "non-violence" campaign for independence was in fact BASED on violence, by provoking the Limeys into violent repression to shame them under their own ideals, and to cause other nations to put pressure on Britain for Indian Independence.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 03:51 PM (y9nCu)
I saw that on X. Who pays a drug dealer with a check? Now we know. Black female Democrats.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 03:51 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (UjdFS)
This con has been around for 21 years and some attendees say it went off the rails after COVID.
So the Sailor Senshi are pretty old by now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:48 PM (2GVsD
So they're basically the age of every actress they find to play 'Supergirl.'
That's just sad. Thanks for letting me know.
I do remember reading about Comic-con. They went pretty nuts too.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 03:52 PM (Sco7b)
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Ya man. Just use Venmo.
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Grant?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 03:50 PM
Well, U.S. Grant isn't buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (wzUl9)
They do this instead of having sex.
From birth they have been fed negative thoughts about the opposite sex. Fucking is repulsive to these bird brains so they
get out of their cars and yell at each other to expel repressed desires.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 03:54 PM (4tmEn)
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Posted by: Frank Rizzo
......
I've never been to one, but from the sound of it they mass produce cheese cake
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I'll have the lot.
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "
Could be Ani body.
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Lee Harvey Oswald
Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 26, 2026 03:57 PM (kdVl9)
Libertarian NC State Senate Candidate Live-Tweets Armed Chase With Cops: ‘This Should Be Fun’
Jonathan D. Miller
@JDM4NC
The whole police department is chasing me with guns drawn. This should be fun.
. . . .
I've got six shots and the high ground. I hope they don't find me, but if they do it's going to be a hell of a show.
. . . .
Fuck they almost got me. They had some hostage negotiator type dude call me. While I was distracted talking with him on the phone they were moving in around me. Luckily I spotted one of them and took off. Fuck that was close. I really should have brought some water.
. . . .
I have decided I no longer wish to live and I will be killing myself tonight.
I know this will upset some of you, but I can no longer continue this suffering. I hate my life and every moment is painful. Tonight I end that pain.
Do not contact me. I do not want to talk.
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Helluva campaign stunt.
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Cheers
the Regal Beagle
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Lots of Germans evicted from where Poland is now, and USSR evicting Poles from the eastern third or so they kept. Putin was actually warning Poland that looking for borders to change might be something nations on the other side might try on them.
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Posted by: anal.cableavporn.com at October 27, 2026 12:47 AM (dxHAF)
In a Since-Deleted Tweet, Ilhan "Omar" Wished a Happy Fathers' Day to Her Real Father, "Nur Said," and Not "Omar"
I've mentioned this before but none of you guys ever believe me (and I can't say I fault you for that).
So believe Just the News.That's the fake one, the one she's claiming is her father.
A since-deleted tweet in 2013 on Minnesota Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar's social media account appeared to refer to her father by a different name. "Happy Father's Day to my aabo Nur Said, I am forever grateful to Allah for giving me the best father ...," Omar stated in the June 2013 post, which was deleted in 2019, Fox News reported. A memorial post in 2020, as well as several other records, refer to Omar's father as "Nur Omar Mohamed."
The deleted post on what was then called Twitter -- now called X -- refers to Omar's father as "Nur Said," which also appears similar to the name of her former husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi. An archived version of the post, first reported on by the Daily Caller in 2019, has received new attention as a federal investigation has been launched into allegations Omar made false statements on immigration and naturalization documents. Somali names usually contain a person's given name, their father's given name and their paternal grandfather's given name. The similarity between names by itself does not confirm a familial relationship.Yeah well, calling him "father" does confirm that, despite Ilhan Nur Said Elmi later claiming it's just a Somali custom to imply your actual father is a cuckold by calling other men "father." Oh, and in her own autobiography, she says she was born in 1981 making her 19 at the time she "derived" her citizenship from the man who is not her father and might not have ever actually been a citizen:
Jim GeraghtyNo big deal, she'll claim that Somalis always say "when I was eight" when they really mean "when I was seven." It's just a custom, Racist. I wouldn't expect you to understand Somali culture because you have no culture of your own. Or, perhaps:
@jimgeraghty Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir, "I was eight years old when civil war broke out in Somalia. One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people." While Somalia has suffered several civil wars, the chapter is entitled, "War: 1989-1991, Mogadishu, Somalia." Mogadishu experienced severe riots in July 1989, including a mass execution that became known as the "Jazeera beach massacre." If, in her own words in her own autobiography, Omar was eight when this occurred in 1989, then she was born in 1981, and was 19 years old in the year 2000, when her father purportedly obtained his citizenship, not 1982 as she currently claims.
QRP DX
@QrppFan This discrepancy is easily explained when you use Learing Center math.
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir, “I was eight years old when civil war broke out in Somalia. One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people.” While Somalia has suffered several civil wars, the chapter is entitled, “War: 1989-1991, Mogadishu, Somalia.” Mogadishu experienced severe riots in July 1989, including a mass execution that became known as the “Jazeera beach massacre.”
If, in her own words in her own autobiography, Omar was eight when this occurred in 1989, then she was born in 1981, and was 19 years old in the year 2000, when her father purportedly obtained his citizenship, not 1982 as she currently claims.— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 26, 2026
Friday's Jolt briefly mentioned the representative's father, Nur Omar Mohamed, and his leading a regiment in the Somali army during the Somalian invasion of Ethiopia in 1977. What we know of Nur Omar Mohamed's military career makes it very doubtful that he met the U.S. legal definition of a "refugee." Read on. The Nur Omar Mohamed Mystery In Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar's memoir, This Is What America Looks Like, she mentions her father, Nur Omar Mohamed, frequently, but her only description of her father's profession in Somalia was that he was "an educator." She more specifically described her late mother's profession ("a secretary for a government minister") and her grandfather's profession ("a government job, helping run the country's network of lighthouses.")More about her genocidal "father" at the link.
A reader might be surprised, a few pages later, when Omar mentions, "Our family of civil servants and teachers was well off enough to have a guarded compound and driver. But I didn't like the attention I received from the other kids for the in-your-face privilege of our white Toyota Corolla and our driver, Fatah." At the time Somalia was one of the poorest countries in the world; a reader might well wonder what kind of a family of teachers and lighthouse managers could afford a guarded compound and driver. Later in the book, describing how the country's conflicts spurred her family to flee, Omar describes someone attempting to break into the compound. "After about an hour of quiet, we heard a massive volley of gunfire at the gate. Bullets -- loud, loud, bullets -- banged over and over at our gate." The sequence of events makes more sense when you learn that Omar's father, Nur Omar Mohamed, was a colonel in the Somali army. After his death from complications from Covid-19 in 2020, Sahan Journal, a Minnesota news site, wrote an obituary that noted, "Nur's prestigious career in the military ended in 1991 after the Barre regime was ousted, and the country sank into civil war. The family escaped to Utange refugee camp in Kenya." From the MacMillan Center for International and Area Studies at Yale . . . and their Genocide Studies Program:
Between 1960 and 1991, the government of Somalia killed hundreds of thousands of people in the region known as Somaliland in northeast Somalia. Most belonged to the Isaaq ethnic group, the predominant identity group in the area. The perpetrators deployed sophisticated, deliberate and systematically planned and executed campaign of genocide. A campaign designed to depopulate Somaliland of its majority Isaaq people. The Genocide policy was allegedly documented in Somalia's official genocide document: 'The Final Solution to the Isaaq Problem'. Somalia used its air force, army and navy to flatten Somaliland's largest cities, poisoned its wells, aerially bombard cities and critical infrastructure, strafed fleeing civilians, use rape as a weapon of war, use man-made famine as a weapon of war, impose a naval and economic blockade, impose a 15 year state of emergency and curfew, and lay more than a million mines in civilian areas. A report commissioned by the United States State Department in 1989 concluded that during the Somali Army's campaign against the Somali National Movement (a anti-government insurgency based in the northeast with a large Isaaq component), "the appearance that victims were selected for . . . killings principally because of their ethnic identity is unmistakable."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 01:22 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:23 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Reeling In The Years at October 26, 2026 01:23 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Right Said Ilhan at October 26, 2026 01:24 PM (wVcYX)
I mean, she has now for decades.
But she is so deeply stupid, she fell for her own con and actually believes the lies she was telling.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (3cUTc)
They have DNA EVIDENCE that she married her brother, as the man listed on the marriage certificate is unquestionably a direct relative by 99.9999% accuracy, according to that test.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (3MX8+)
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I despise people who think they are important enough to write a memoir (that don't hold such distinction).
Unless you can juggle a chain saw, and M&M and a ping pong ball, you are nothing special.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (yhskY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (IXZGh)
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Here friends were driven in white Toyota Hilux technicals, with optional machine gun mounts.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sophia Hapgood at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (+IsEU)
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Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:27 PM (Ti9vn)
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Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 01:27 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01:27 PM (KDeM8)
This is the extended outtake from her audio book.
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 01:28 PM (Qgg5f)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 01:28 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (0U5gm)
We don't talk too much about it
Ain't no real big secret all the same
Somehow we get around it
… Listen, it don't really matter to me baby
You believe what you want to believe
You see you don't have to live like a refugee"
Dude was right....
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (pfXMo)
>>I think some people claim this man is not her father
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I think some people are funning around on social media. "She's actually the daughter of... SIAD BARRE. Nur Said took her in when Barre's regime fell."
Comes from accounts on X that are the political news equivalent of the National Enquirer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (mmrXZ)
NO! GET OUT!!!
And take them all with you including Walz!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (hzuYO)
It's the way of the world. For the most part we and Japan are the exception.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: 88C+u
Joe Biden's book is coming out on November 17, but you can pre-order now.
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain
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27m
In her book, Ilhan Nur Said Elmi (aka Ilhan Omar) claimed to take a three-month trip with her father to Somalia in 2011 when she was 30 years old
That would place her birthday in 1981 at the latest, well before her claimed birthday of October 4, 1982
Posted by: beckster at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (kX27y)
oh yeah I saw that over the weekend. I'll link it later.
Plus the lyrics to the song Ilhan Nur Said Elmi played in one of her campaign videos.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (wVcYX)
Oh, for cryin' out loud! The Somali spelling is "lear," racist!
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 26, 2026 01:31 PM (GMWTj)
https://tinyurl.com/4srwc36j
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:31 PM (n5tGW)
She also just voted using her alias 11han 0mar, not her real name, therefore she should be arrested for voter fraud as well before she gets booted the f*ck out of this country.
Posted by: Sponge
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I bet if it comes to that, she'll claim that she walked in, didn't mark a thing, and dropped it blank into the ballot box. "This was my protest against American corruption and Islamophobia," or some rot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:31 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
I look forward to the chapter resolving the "Hubble Tension".
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (mmrXZ)
You know the National Enquirer has broken some big stories. Just saying.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (KDeM8)
Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (IXZGh)
Oh, that's just one of her married names...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (hxMfc)
Stolen by old greek homos.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (/Z2qP)
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)
I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
I look forward to the chapter resolving the "Hubble Tension".
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (88C+u)
So Hilary hasn't suicided him yet?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Except that this version has a parental guidance warning.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (KDeM8)
- Future Democrats in Power.
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 01:34 PM (Qgg5f)
Last week, it was "Who's your brother?"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 01:28 PM (0U5gm)
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: tubal at October 26, 2026 01:34 PM (Gqar8)
And 3 of the four faces were black.
Counting on Black Democatium to protect them from their illegality.
Ilhan is not a major piece of their chessboard, but I'd rate her a rook, at the least.
If Trump can take her, the Dems entire defense is exposed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01à:27 PM (KDeM
Link please.
I very much want to see this, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:36 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
Saw a tube of Astro Glide in a case next to the pharmacy counter at my local Kroger not long ago.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:36 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 01:37 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (3MX8+)
Put her, and a mess of other Scumalians on a plane, piloted by an AI. Halfway across the ocean, the AI hollers "allahu ackbar", firewalls the throttles, and dives straight down into the sea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 01:37 PM (hg8Lt)
I did ask Chat this...
List me 5 of Somalia's greatest contributions to the world please. Just a list.
Frankincense and myrrh trade — Supplied prized aromatic resins to ancient international trade networks.
Maritime commerce — Connected Africa, Arabia and Asia through Indian Ocean trade routes.
Somali poetry and oral literature — Developed a rich poetic tradition that preserves history, philosophy and cultural identity.
Livestock trade — Became a major exporter of camels, sheep and goats, particularly to Arabian markets.
Somali diaspora contributions — Advanced medicine, entrepreneurship, literature and community development internationally.
They just keep giving and giving.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Sco7b)
If Trump can take her, the Dems entire defense is exposed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (3cUTc)
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Rooks are powerful. Like, second most powerful on the board.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:39 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01:39 PM (KDeM8)
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
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I won't lie. I'm actually looking forward to this book. I think it will end up being entertaining and comical. It will entertain in the same way a movie so bad and poorly done entertains the viewer by being funny when it doesn't mean to do so.
I hope he gets into stories of the hijinks he used to get up to with John Murtha (quite possibly the most corrupt person every to serve in Congress). He used to set up a card table on the Floor to distribute Ear Marks. And, he and Biden were close. Biden did one othe eulogies at his funeral.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 01:40 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:40 PM (h7zKj)
Somali diaspora contributions — Advanced medicine, entrepreneurship, literature and community development internationally.
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Irish diaspora: same self-congratulatory crapola.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
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CVS had been stocking that stuff in open aisles for a long time now. So much butt stuff that it's obviously intended for homosexuals. Any little kid can wander the aisles and see this stuff. "Hey mommy, what is 'butt play' cream?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
She has money and power so l’d say nothing will happen in the long run.
This is pre mid term accusations to influence elections. It's the same thing as claiming El Sayed is a member of the Muslin Brotherhood. The same thing as " they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats". Hillary's emails, Benghazi, Obama's birth certificate and Hunter Biden's laptop. Nothing permanent, just election interference.
I would say nothing but Trump has a weird hatred against her. He hates lot of dems but something about her makes him extra angry lol.
She was fucking 12 when her father did her goddamned paperwork. And he's not here to ask. If it's a clerical error, get that fixed up. But, assuming there is any validity to this claim, it's not usable to deport a sitting house member.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (8wCyG)
Posted by: Sur enough at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
I'm tempted to buy and read it. It will be filled with hilarious self-serving lies. And filled with hilariously improbable new anecdotes about Uncle whats-his-name dropping the atomic bomb and shooting down 57 kamikazes in one day. And about the the first transgender black Joe met, in first grade! Plus there will be many outrageous lies about Trump!
The down side is I will need to remove all breakable items in my home, given the high probability I will throw the book across the room quite often in disgust.
Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (5rh/l)
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (8wCyG)
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"Narratives that hurt the Democrat party are election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN8)
This sort of allegation is the difference between being deported, and spending time in a place like Gitmo.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)
I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
*******
A year or so ago, unless I was in some sort of fugue state, in a pharmacy I saw an entire section of the "After Pill." It made me wonder about the puthy hat brigades and "women's health." Plan B vs Plan A for Abortions R Us. They have plenty of choices including keeping their cankles together, IUD's, bc pills and patches plus the Trojan horse. And ole Plan B for the Jane Does who file Title IX.
You know, the unfairness of misogyny! I have always liked that GYN is in a place of prominence in that word, which I read as Miss O'GYN with a banner, bouquet of roses, and tiara for Irish beauties.
When the first Kotex commercial came on TV I was mortified. Now we have to suffer through fags and HIV meds, which like all meds, cause diarrhea and death.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (hzuYO)
And 3 of the four faces were black.
Counting on Black Democatium to protect them from their illegality.
Ilhan is not a major piece of their chessboard, but I'd rate her a rook, at the least.
If Trump can take her, the Dems entire defense is exposed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (3cUTc)
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A rook? Other than the queen, the rook is the most powerful piece.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
How dare we. How. Dare. We.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (rbvCR)
But he and the last of the TX RINOs were sure their final defection over their pretend offense at his "racism" was a winning bet.
And they had a brief dip in the betting markets to back them.
LOLGF, pudgy grandpa
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (IXZGh)
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
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Somalia has one of the largest gold reserves on the planet.
A mining company went in legally and set up shop. A Muslim group went in, slaughtered everyone, and destroyed the equipment.
The gold remains in the ground.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (AutN8)
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
Shush, you!
Posted by: super SMAHHHHRRRT MBAs at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (jb8Ss)
https://tinyurl.com/4srwc36j
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Whoa! I've been obsessing on this case for years and I missed that. Unfortunately, it looks like that Anton Lazzaro is a real dirtbag. He even had his own Ghislaine Maxwell. I wonder if his DNA evidence against Ilhan was real.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
Oh yeah?
Posted by: a million Dentists at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
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Your speech is violence
Posted by: Also a theme at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3MX8+)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (pfXMo)
Maybe it's been happening and the news just haven't been reporting it but since the Cornell incident I've seen a lot of arrests at various campuses.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (Ti9vn)
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(I just wanted to make a sorta pun crook = rook)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
How dare we. How. Dare. We.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (rbvCR)
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"I don't care if Hillary had her official government emails on an unsecured server and destroyed evidence of it. She is of pure heart and cannot do wrong, and bringing it up is just election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
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(I just wanted to make a sorta pun crook = rook)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3cUTc)
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The pun should have been more obvious, Mr. Lawyer Man!
Lesson for your next closing arguments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:46 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
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Your speech is violence
Posted by: Also a theme at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3MX8+)
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Only when trolls piss me off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:46 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
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CVS had been stocking that stuff in open aisles for a long time now. So much butt stuff that it's obviously intended for homosexuals. Any little kid can wander the aisles and see this stuff. "Hey mommy, what is 'butt play' cream?"
I saw one at CVS called the hello cake buzzy butt. And one called hello cake personal stroker
I assume hello cake is the brand.
Posted by: Sur enough at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (HcoTw)
"Don't take buttfvckia if you're allergic to it or any of it's ingredients. Effects can include bloating, starvation, diarrhea, monkeypox, flatulence and Win 11"
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
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Shoulda been in the next stable over.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (amcLV)
Ilhan is accused by people in the Somaliland government of having fed information she got from her position in Congress to the Somali government.
Posted by: Kindltot
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That's one of the linkless, sourceless xeets that I suspect of being porn for the likes of us. It could be true, but give us more than a headline already.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (mmrXZ)
"I don't care if Hillary had her official government emails on an unsecured server and destroyed evidence of it. She is of pure heart and cannot do wrong, and bringing it up is just election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (AutN
I mean, what difference, at this point............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)
This sort of allegation is the difference between being deported, and spending time in a place like Gitmo.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)
Or maybe, a public execution by firing squad?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:36 PM (IXZGh)
It's a slippery slope
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
"I don't care if Hillary had her official government emails on an unsecured server and destroyed evidence of it. She is of pure heart and cannot do wrong, and bringing it up is just election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (AutN
I mean, what difference, at this point............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)
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Well, she'll never be president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (AutN8)
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That's one of the linkless, sourceless xeets that I suspect of being porn for the likes of us. It could be true, but give us more than a headline already.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (mmrXZ)
Party pooper.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:49 PM (jb8Ss)
Starts humming....
/almost heaven, w....
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (SUQyq)
Is Nur Omar Mohamed and Nur Said the same guy?
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace
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YES. Nur Said's name, thanks to Islamic naming conventions, can be extended to Nur Said Elmi (it's all about how many grandfathers back you want to go).
It's suspected that they're all going by Omar because the Omar family is a(nother) crooked Somali family, who were eligible for refugee status, unlike the Elmis.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (AutN8)
Alllllrighty then.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 01:51 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
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I think the raids and investigations are looking at all the potential criminality, including the Somali fraud and her own personal financial fraud.
I also think Something Will Happen. The DOJ and FBI aren't going through all this trouble -- including literally dumpster diving into her garbage -- just for shits and giggles. And she herself is acting like she's legitimately worried.
We'll see.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:51 PM (iFTx/)
And the Toy Department is marked "Family Planning". Don't know what family plans there are for the Jumbo Tickler.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (eRlcH)
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (h7zKj)
Well, she'll never be president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM
Huzzah!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (IXZGh)
Heck, we could all chip in and find some internet Islamic Studies diploma mill to qualify ace as a Sheik.
Sheik Ace Al Ameriki, abu Shelves on the Floor
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (jb8Ss)
I would be happy if she were to suddenly show up at her sister's compound in Kenya, and then the US State department can spend the next 20 years trying to get an extradition from whichever country's embassy she flees to, like Julian Assange
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (n5tGW)
A mining company went in legally and set up shop. A Muslim group went in, slaughtered everyone, and destroyed the equipment.
The gold remains in the ground.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (AutN
TJM, Somalia may have a large potential gold resource. Reserves are a horse of a different color. In the mining industry, a "reserve" is a resource that has been sufficiently drilled off, sampled and assayed to considered "proven". A proven reserve is a bankable asset. It takes a massive investment of effort, and a lot of money to turn a resource into a reserve, and often the result is disappointing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (hg8Lt)
Ilhan claims she deleted the tweet because of the pile-on she was getting for it.
All she had to do was turn off replies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (mmrXZ)
Starts humming....
/almost heaven, w....
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (pfXMo)
https://youtu.be/JnYhrS6pF4Q
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (jb8Ss)
TJM, Somalia may have a large potential gold resource. Reserves are a horse of a different color. In the mining industry, a "reserve" is a resource that has been sufficiently drilled off, sampled and assayed to considered "proven". A proven reserve is a bankable asset. It takes a massive investment of effort, and a lot of money to turn a resource into a reserve, and often the result is disappointing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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So which does Somalia have? A resource, I assume.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
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Shoulda been in the next stable over.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (amcLV)
Don't worry so much about the myrrh next time. But thanks for the gold and frankincense.
*Led by a star? Led by a bottle is more likely.*
Posted by: Brian's Mum at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (pfXMo)
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I'll bet y'all didn't know (I didn't) that there is already a Smallpox/Monkey Pox vaccine at any Walmart or pharmacy.
I remain unsure why smallpox is tied into this as I got my smallpox vaccine as a wee girl and have the scar on my left arm to prove it (eradicated in 1980). I guess they take a piece of the smallpox vax and a yucky piece of the monkey pox and stir it all around in a test tube. [I want to harf my breakfast now]
I didn't (OBVIOUSLY) get it but I discovered it on the list last week. I didn't see a vax for the Shigella Ghey Trots because that is bacterial. It may already be resistant, and, too bad, you dead in a violent pool of your own making.
This concludes the medical portion of today's news.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (hzuYO)
She is grateful Allah gave her a genocider for a father? Our ideas of good fathers are different.
You need a full annotated and color coded chart just to decipher her family tree, comparing actual genetic fam to what it says on paper.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (Toos7)
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (h7zKj)
I doubt Hillz ever did her own Twitter. I suspect it was either some boot-licking staffer, or her campaign pushing the actualization by declaration of the desired future outcome.
Best to just point and do the Nelson Mundt "ha ha" and let it go, with a secret shudder at what bullet we missed.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:55 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ilhan's Husbro at October 26, 2026 01:55 PM (47/pr)
She went from $30 million to $100k in a few months. Worst Somali ever.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Heh, you kiddin'? Where do you think that $30 million went?
One of those unlinked, unsourced X accounts says she got $250 million out of the country. Could be true.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:55 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (Toos7)
Looks like a flagpole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 01:55 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2026 01:56 PM (iC1YU)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:56 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (hg8Lt)
A willingness to not hack the workers of the mine into edible chunks probably helps too.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 01:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
People are reposting the Hillary "Happy birthday to this future President" tweet on its tenth anniversary.
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I'm amazed that tweet was never deleted. Maybe she leaves it up as a sort of shrine where her erstwhile voters can go to weep and throw coins.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (mmrXZ)
This concludes the medical portion of today's news.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (hzuYO)
IIRC, there is not a specific vaxx for monkeypox, they just use the current virus fragment vaxx for smallpox instead.
which may not be good for smallpox either, according to some researchers who don't work for the government or pHarma
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (IXZGh)
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They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but they -- or at least the elites -- have an animal cunning and utterly shameless Machiavellian outlook where only the strongest survive. If you don't have some edge over the others in that country, you are dead or at least subjugated. It's like Thunderdome over there.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
He's no pastor except for Satan. Harsh but true.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (Ti9vn)
You don't want to go to Papua New Guinea.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)
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Makes for interesting bachelorette parties, I'd expect.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (QGaXH)
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The X formerly known as Twitter >> The squiggle formerly known as Prince
Posted by: muldoon at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
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IMO, that's still too small of a view. I'd go so far as to say that the Somali fraud in Minneapolis, Columbus OH, and Lewiston ME etc....are indicative of an overall effort by the DNC to raise funds through money laundering and the ActBlu apparatus. Minneapolis is just a small fraction of the entire program. Just remember Biden shifting $47 Billion more to these type programs and then removing oversight simultaneously. I can even tell you how the "non-existent" winery plays into the process, and I'll bet there are many such wineries. TBML and Phantom Shipping (it's how a portion of the fraud proceeds were returned to the US...
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (dIske)
But if so, it's having that kind of info pop up on a phone, ripe for the DOJ to use as evidence, and then having the stones to actually prosecute and do something about it.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 01:59 PM (Toos7)
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (h7zKj)
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I remember looking at that sneering face and thinking, "You didn't have many friends then, either, did ya?"
I bet when she was born the doctor dropped her he was so alarmed at delivering a demon. She probably was born with pointed teeth and her cankles so large they slipped out of his hands.
All she wanted, y'all, was a state funeral. Denied!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:59 PM (hzuYO)
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Hah! Amateur!
Posted by: Most of Congress at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (mmrXZ)
I would assume a potential resource. Like Afghanistan and other countries with high political risk. There may be known occurrences of valuable minerals, and a known history of artisanal mining, but it is currently too dangerous for sane people to work there, and no guarantee of being allowed to own any of what you may find.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (M60gE)
They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but they -- or at least the elites -- have an animal cunning and utterly shameless Machiavellian outlook where only the strongest survive.
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Sort of like the Mafia, without the tenderheartedness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
He's no pastor except for Satan. Harsh but true.
Posted by: polynikes
Well, he does want to fleece the sheep.Ohio pastor announces polygynous marriage as congregation applauds
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
He's no pastor except for Satan. Harsh but true.
Posted by: polynikes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)
Man when I was born I only got mold, frankenstein and cur.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
Watch it, homie
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (y9nCu)
Reminds me of the movie It Lives which scared the crap out of me as a kid.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (pfXMo)
Do you know who was an author of the MEALS Act that allowed Biden, actually made Biden, remove oversight of the money?
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 02:02 PM (wOO3z)
Reminds me of the movie It Lives which scared the crap out of me as a kid.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Ti9vn)
Yes.. I remember that one.. Scared the you know what out of me too....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 02:02 PM (+gK6I)
151 >> Just remember Biden shifting $47 Billion more to these type programs and then removing oversight simultaneously.
Do you know who was an author of the MEALS Act that allowed Biden, actually made Biden, remove oversight of the money?
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)
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She got a bill passed in Congress!
That makes her a quality congresscritter!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:02 PM (AutN8)
I'm about to go postal.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (h7zKj)
>>/Michael Rockefeller
One of the most unstable and dangerous places I've ever been. Almost completely lawless with the bonus of actual cannibals.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (h7zKj)
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"Wealth for the masses is just an Epstein class grift to get you to vote for pedophiles."
-apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:04 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:04 PM (pfXMo)
But, it's good, red meat for the base, and it flushes out Dems to defend the honor of someone most Americans hate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 02:04 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 02:05 PM (8Jusa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 02:05 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:05 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (pfXMo)
Police arrested a teenager in connection with the Oct. 24 mass shooting that left 11 people injured outside Florida A&M University's football stadium.
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They grow up so fast these days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (ndZc7)
The Rs holding both the House and the Senate would be for them like Obama winning reelection was for us.
(if we had polls showing Romney winning by 5+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 02:05 PM (n5tGW)
I thought he thought he was sexy.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (Ti9vn)
The Rs holding both the House and the Senate would be for them like Obama winning reelection was for us.
(if we had polls showing Romney winning by 5+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (3cUTc)
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The only power in the federal government is in the executive.
If the left is this invested in the midterms, they're more delusional than I thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (AutN8)
Ohio pastor announces polygynous marriage as congregation applauds
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And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
Follow my lead
And yes indeed, you will be
Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
Ooh!
I'll show you what shoes to wear!
How to fix your hair!
Everything that really counts to be
Popular!
I'll help you be popular!
Posted by: Popularity Contest at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (anL5R)
If the left is this invested in the midterms, they're more delusional than I thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (AutN
They're are way out there for sure.....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 02:08 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2026 02:08 PM (x0n13)
You don't want to go to Papua New Guinea.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)
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WWII Marine father was there and the Marines traded the Vitamin C stuff the military gave them to the "natives." They bleached their hair with it to orange. The Marines used it to clean rust from their helmets. No one took it for scurvy. Maybe one did and died, I don't know.
Jack, I saw yesterday you love French Onion Soup. Be sure to add some white wine to the beef broth along with herbes de provence. I don't measure, add to taste but at least 1/2 cup of wine.
Just before putting the soup in a bowl to broil and melt the Guyere cheese over the slice of bread, add a TBS of cognac or brandy to the empty bowl. It makes a difference and is glorious.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 02:08 PM (hzuYO)
If the left is this invested in the midterms, they're more delusional than I thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (AutN
I'm much less concerned since I did read somewhere that if the Dems win, he's just going to veto everything until they deal.
The dems versus President Trump...
There's a polymarket bet...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!
*slaps collective knee*
Posted by: Congreff and Courtf at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (anL5R)
Last week, it was "Who's your brother?"
In Somalia, those are related.
Your name is your first name, your dad's first name, and his dad's first name (patriarchy on steroids!) Marriage doesn't change that. So Ilhan Nur Said Elmi and her second husband Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, well, you know...
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (viF8m)
An anthropologist who studied group dynamics claimed that the various cultures in Papua New Guinea had the smallest size limit, and argued that the cultures had almost no method of conflict resolution outside of strictly person to person action. Which often means up and killing each other due to conflict, or getting your homies to get together to kill someone to resolve a conflict. This limits how big you can get together as a group without it collapsing into various feuds.
It was an interesting take on "scalability" of social structures.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 02:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 02:10 PM (Cqx++)
Nah Blonde, I was just snarking on her required financial postings. No doubt she's got a thousand mattresses with learing cash around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Oh! Yeah, I knew there was some snark in there. There's no telling at this point exactly where the fraud was.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:10 PM (mmrXZ)
If polygamy becomes legitimized (this Ohio pastor trying to court both Muslim refugees and polyamorous LGBT? Bold strategy, Cotton), it would be funny if the Mormon church sued the US for reparations.
They would never do it, but I'd laugh. They have as fair a claim as anyone can claim. Personal and church property was confiscated, homes and crops burned, women raped, people killed, because of the government bringing its full force down on them over the polygamy issue.
I don't want it because I actually want reparations. I'd want it because the left will shriek about it, and have to explain why black Americans have claims for it but not Mormons. I would love to see them try and do the mental gymnastics.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 02:10 PM (Toos7)
The dems versus President Trump...
There's a polymarket bet...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)
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Dems were never going to get the Senate. The map is just impossible for them this year.
And, no matter what Congress does, DOJ, DOW, DOS,and DHS continue unabated. It's not like the MIC will let a Democrat majority threaten their applecarts, and DHS is fully funded and appropriated through 2028.
Republicans won Congress against Obama and were able to stop precisely nothing. He had his pen and phone. And it's gotten more in favor of the executive over the last few years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:11 PM (AutN8)
... and a good time was had by all
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)
True Dat.
/Michael Rockefeller
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (pfXMo)
He told a native to "Eat Me" and he did...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2026 02:11 PM (x0n13)
So, upcoming from Netflix, "Black Cock Down: The James Talarico Story"?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 02:12 PM (2ocoG)
It doesn't go well:
"I mean, if you have the chance in whatever your, you know, your circle of life to just, you know, talk to like an eight year old, that's one of the best things, you know, someone who just has that twinkle."
"It hasn't been, you know, they haven't they they have the twinkle. They believe in, in all. And they're curious and - Oh, that gives me joy just because, you know, there is something I think about, looking at children to remind us of our natural nature, who we actually it is our nature, our - There is something about that."
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This was said at a 'reproductive rights' event. The irony here is next level.
She somehow keeps managing to get worse at this.
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Death to twinkles!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 02:12 PM (ndZc7)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!
*slaps collective knee*
Posted by: Congreff and Courtf at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (anL5R)
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The idea that Congress holds any actual power is hilarious in and of itself. It hasn't reigned in an executive for more than a century.
And the courts?
You take those pocket cases as major barriers to Trump's policies? "Oh, no! Maryland Man is still on the US!" Well, several million others have been forcibly shipped out. "Oh no! This one executive appointee won a legal case to keep their jobs!" Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of others have been let go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:13 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (Ti9vn)
By going postal, do you mean driving out into a wooded area and dumping four bags of mail so you don't have to deliver all that, or driving to ballot counting central and delivering four bags of "found" ballots all marked for Democrats running for office?
Posted by: one hour sober at October 26, 2026 02:14 PM (J4Dwc)
I'm about to go postal.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (Ti9vn)
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I was once in the waiting room of the University of NJ hosptial for a relative. The View was on. I was one of the few white people in the room, quietly going completely insane. Like Newark wasn't bad enough.
I remember thinking, this is one of those seven circles of hell Dante wrote about.
I am seriously surprised I survived after being ululated at by a moose limb taxi driver and all the black hooker Lizzos looking at my man outside the hotel.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 02:14 PM (hzuYO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb2IHMlF07g
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 02:14 PM (RHGPo)
The big rightwing october surprise: One of the left's powerbrokers married her brother to commit immigration fraud and everyone knew
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (8wCyG)
Trump was in his 70s when his accountant did his goddamned paperwork. If it’s a clerical error, get that fixed up. But, assuming there is and validity to the claim, it’s not usable to fine a former president for hundreds of millions of dollars.
-Said no Democrat, ever.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 02:15 PM (6ydKt)
I'm much less concerned since I did read somewhere that if the Dems win, he's just going to veto everything until they deal.
Posted by: Stateless
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That could be fun.
You will ask for an open border.
You will settle for an open bar.
You will get Valu-rite with ICE.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:15 PM (mmrXZ)
I'm about to go postal.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (Ti9vn)
Work that a dealership has to do and get reimbursed by corporate goes to the end of the line.
Same thing at auto body shops. If you haven't filed an insurance claim and are paying direct to the shop, your vehicle gets moved ahead in line over the insurance-paid work. And you'll get your vehicle immediately worked on first if you pay cash. Don't ask how I know this.
Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2026 02:15 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 02:16 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:16 PM (Ti9vn)
Which of these is true? :
1. Ilhan Omar married, or pretended to marry, her biological brother merely as a legal gimmick to get her into the US, but the "marriage" is simply a fraudulent paper-trail created to cover up her crime; the marriage is phony and was never "consummated."
or
2. Ilhan Omar is actually screwing (or at one point screwed) her actual brother, and thus the marriage in sheer biological terms is "real," albeit still immigration fraud.
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:16 PM (HD2n/)
The big rightwing october surprise: One of the left's powerbrokers married her brother to commit immigration fraud and everyone knew
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)
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Europe breaking out into fires with the Palestinian flag waving everywhere honestly feels bigger to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:16 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 02:17 PM (n5tGW)
I mean, she has now for decades.
But she is so deeply stupid, she fell for her own con and actually believes the lies she was telling.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at
It takes two to lie. One to tell it and the other to believe it. Why are you not holding up your part of respecting this age old Somalian custom. Racist Xenophobe.
Posted by: Ilhan's Husbro at October 26, 2026 02:17 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:16 PM
Mere youthful high spirits.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 02:18 PM (bFu5X)
The Mrs and I could use someone around here to cook and clean.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 26, 2026 02:18 PM (vTZFs)
That's just collateral damage.
~ that one French (I think) progressive minge from a few days ago.
Posted by: one hour sober at October 26, 2026 02:18 PM (J4Dwc)
This is pre mid term accusations to influence elections.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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What BS. Everyone knows her supporters are more fired up than ever. She was elected with something like a 50-point margin last time. This is justice rolling slowly along, regardless of the political cycle.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:19 PM (mmrXZ)
Of course this grifting nobody has an autobiography. Who wants to bet that every copy sold was bought at once?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2026 01:56 PM (iC1YU)
Bought? No one buys those books. The author gets an advance payment, the books sit on the shelf until the publishers pull them back as returns and send them out to be pulped. The advance payment is the point.
In one of my many unfinished stories I've started writing, an assassin negotiates his fee, with 50% up front. The 50% is what he's actually willing to get for the assassination, because once he's done the deed, he becomes a liability for the employer. Collecting the final payment puts him at risk of his client whacking him out, to save the money and to keep him quiet.
I got the idea from these book-deal money laundering scams. For thriller fiction, it's kind of a shit idea, but for real life, it works rather well.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 02:19 PM (y9nCu)
Which of these is true? :
1. Ilhan Omar married, or pretended to marry, her biological brother merely as a legal gimmick to get her into the US, but the "marriage" is simply a fraudulent paper-trail created to cover up her crime; the marriage is phony and was never "consummated."
or
2. Ilhan Omar is actually screwing (or at one point screwed) her actual brother, and thus the marriage in sheer biological terms is "real," albeit still immigration fraud.
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:16 PM (HD2n/)
I believe it's #1 and her brother is gay.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 26, 2026 02:19 PM (okun6)
Or, you know, Trump understands the importance of running up the score in red areas for statewide races.
I mean, he's only won 3 Presidential elections despite 98% negative coverage from the media ... who all said he'd lose every time.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:19 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:19 PM (mmrXZ)
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She'll win 65-35, slightly worse than she won in 2024, and the left will create the narrative that it's a rebuke of Trump, or something.
And the right will cry about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:20 PM (AutN8)
The responses from the based right on X, to the left shrieking about this, is "yeah we all knew he was gay. So what?" It's a nothing burger, everyone knew. It was the worst kept secret after Talarico is gay.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 02:20 PM (Toos7)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 02:20 PM (6ydKt)
Or, you know, Trump understands the importance of running up the score in red areas for statewide races.
I mean, he's only won 3 Presidential elections despite 98% negative coverage from the media ... who all said he'd lose every time.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:19 PM (3cUTc)
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I think most of the trips to places like Texas tend to be about the new House seats from redistricting.
And, of course, it's all mixed in with trips like Trump going to NC (which I've been assured has been completely forgotten but Trump did do a rally there last week).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:21 PM (AutN8)
Of course I want the Senate and House to gain GOP seats so the Dims can scream and entertain me for days.
I must now prep dinner for my dude and do something productive. I do wish I had personal slaves like Hillary to do my work for me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 02:21 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 02:22 PM (n5tGW)
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Its shorter to just say "Muslim".
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 02:23 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 02:23 PM (6ydKt)
She was fucking 12 when her father did her goddamned paperwork. And he's not here to ask. If it's a clerical error, get that fixed up. But, assuming there is any validity to this claim, it's not usable to deport a sitting house member.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Apparently they're getting some of the facts, but not enough.
She tried to fix the "clerical error" with the Minnesota Legislative Reference Library, and they refused.
And if she really was 18 and committed immigration fraud, we will find soon enough whether that's "usable to deport a sitting house member."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:24 PM (mmrXZ)
He just blasted him on Truth Social after praising him just recently after their dinners. And I didn't see anything from Maher that should have set him off.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:24 PM (Ti9vn)
People will be called 8 years old after their seventh birthday, because it is their eighth year of life.
Posted by: MikeN at October 26, 2026 02:24 PM (GDw8p)
Walter Koenig, Chekov from Star Trek, has passed away at the age of 90.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Awww. I always thought he was kind of cute. Cute accent.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:25 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:24 PM (Ti9vn
Maher said plenty..... Trump should have ignored him but he didn't...)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 02:26 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
I'm personally putting all my money into Endodontic futures!
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:26 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:24 PM (Ti9vn)
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Well, Bill Maher offends me by his very existence. Isn't that enough?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 02:26 PM (amcLV)
1. Ilhan Omar married, or pretended to marry, her biological brother merely as a legal gimmick to get her into the US, but the "marriage" is simply a fraudulent paper-trail created to cover up her crime; the marriage is phony and was never "consummated."
or
2. Ilhan Omar is actually screwing (or at one point screwed) her actual brother, and thus the marriage in sheer biological terms is "real," albeit still immigration fraud.
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:16 PM (HD2n/)
She married her gay brother in an effort to get him U.S. citizenship. And maybe she believed the power of her pussy would turn him straight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 02:27 PM (hg8Lt)
Her Father (Nur Omar Mohamed). Colonel in the Somali National Army. He received military training in the Soviet Union and commanded an army regiment during the 1977–1978 Ogaden War against Ethiopia. He remained a high-ranking officer until the regime's collapse in 1991.
Her Grandfather (Abukar) served as a high-level civil servant, specifically as the Director of Somalia’s National Marine Transport. (Sahan Journal)
Abukar was her paternal grandfather, Abukar Haji Hussein (her mother was Fadhuma Abukar Haji Hussein). (Wikipedia).
Because her father is Nur Omar Mohamed, her paternal grandfather's name is Omar Mohamed.
Because both her father and her grandfather (Abukar) raised her together in Mogadishu following her mother's passing when she was two years old, both men are central to her family's history in the Somali civil service. (About Islan +1)
How much is true, given sources, AI, etc.?
My distant family members were allegedly once kings in Ireland. 🤣 I'm declaring myself a distant queen.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 02:27 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:19 PM (
Of course her seat is safe. It's an AWFL fortress. Those bitches are all on the phone right now with their divorce attorneys on one line, and their brothers on the other. Gotta keep up with the Jones'. Or the Omars. Or the Nurs, I guess.
This little election stunt is about hanging this albatross on the Democrat Party, and forcing them to defend MORE Somali Fraud, this time with extra corruption and a major ick factor, to boot.
But is a midterm election stunt, and justice isn't coming to Ilhan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 02:27 PM (BI5O2)
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I think the word she is looking for is 'cringe'
Posted by: muldoon at October 26, 2026 02:27 PM (I0N4X)
Europe breaking out into fires with the Palestinian flag waving everywhere honestly feels bigger to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:16 PM (AutN
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The news today of the UK people to have a stock of canned beans and diapers, to prepare for war! Like Russia is going to invade (obviously not the sweet youcrane)...when the invasion of barbarians is not at the gate but multiplying inside for over a decade and in their weird government.
My mind shouldn't be blown at this point. There will be a run on TP, crumpets, and tea starting today. But first they will have to shove a few burkas already in the queue. However, tut tut, that would be rude and raciss.
I'd be shoving in line like a rude American to get my tea and TP, as bloody hell, this is war!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 02:28 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 02:16 PM (HD2n/)
She married her gay brother in an effort to get him U.S. citizenship. And maybe she believed the power of her pussy would turn him straight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 02:27 PM (hg8Lt)
C'mon, she's not a Biden.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 02:28 PM (M60gE)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 02:26 PM (+gK6I
Anything in particular? I just saw him defending himself for going to the dinners. He wasn't expected to agree with Trump was he?
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:28 PM (Ti9vn)
Rhe Kamala talk reminds me of this... The toxic Call Her Daddy lady is preggers, and apparently keeps humble bragging about how amazing it is. How she's growing like an extra person in there, there's two hearts inside her or whatever it is she's saying. The snippets of some of what people are clipping from her show, of her joy in pregnancy, almost sounds pro life.
If I was one of her followers, and I'd had an abortion or dumped a good man to chase after the single life she raves about, I'd be ticked. She's told her followers to blow off marriage and family and trad marriage and let their hearts get broken by guys after a one night stand, that the emotional roller coaster of sexually free single life dating is the best. And then she gets married and has a baby and is over the moon about it.
Libs never practice what they preach. Instead they monetize what they preach, while avoiding the consequences and heartache of its harsh realities.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 02:29 PM (Toos7)
I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
😬🤫😂
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 02:29 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 02:26 PM (amcLV)
Hah I feel the same. I would have never invited him in the first place.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:30 PM (Ti9vn)
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I like to remind folks that Trump is in the WWE Wrestling Hall of Fame.
But he totally does not stage feuds and fights--he's really an unhinged, deranged, dementia-ridden madman that shits his pants!!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:30 PM (3cUTc)
1. Ilhan Omar married, or pretended to marry, her biological brother merely as a legal gimmick to get her into the US, but the "marriage" is simply a fraudulent paper-trail created to cover up her crime; the marriage is phony and was never "consummated."
Posted by: zombie
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get *him* into the United States. He did in fact attend an American university after she married him.
Also presumably to get him away from his gay lifestyle in London, but that didn't "take."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:30 PM (mmrXZ)
So, it's back to "Who's your daddy?"
Last week, it was "Who's your brother?"
In Somalia, those are related.
Your name is your first name, your dad's first name, and his dad's first name (patriarchy on steroids!) Marriage doesn't change that. So Ilhan Nur Said Elmi and her second husband Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, well, you know...
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)
*SLAP*
He's my father!
*SLAP*
He's my brother!
*SLAP*
He's my father!
*SLAP*
He's my brother AND my father!
Posted by: Faye Dunaway in her Oscar Winning Role as Ilhan Omar at October 26, 2026 02:30 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 02:26 PM (+gK6I
Said he has the lowest approval ratings of any President before a mid-term.. Said no one running wants to be seen with him , called him gay for noticing mens asses and hated on Hegseth...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 02:30 PM (+gK6I)
I can guarantee you that Kanala has the same effect. Fingernails on a chalkboard are downright melodious in comparison.
Posted by: muldoon at October 26, 2026 02:31 PM (I0N4X)
"They're trying to kill me!"
"Yes, and i'm hoping they get it done!"
Posted by: Wally at October 26, 2026 02:31 PM (2QvrQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 02:32 PM (wOO3z)
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Does that come in a Magnum size?
I'll keep them here next to my wad of $100s.
'cause I'm rich and have a big dong.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:32 PM (3cUTc)
And the right will cry about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The right is idiotic if these are tears of disappointment -- unless it's our long-flowing tears of the shyte that has befallen this country.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:33 PM (mmrXZ)
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With a Texas twang for good measure!
Posted by: muldoon at October 26, 2026 02:33 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 02:34 PM (bar5X)
The problem is she was elected to the US congress from Minnesoooda.
Posted by: Dumb and Dumber at October 26, 2026 02:34 PM (JAh4c)
The problem is she was elected to the US congress from Minnesoooda.
Posted by: Dumb and Dumber at October 26, 2026 02:34 PM (JAh4c)
You mean Little Somalia ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 02:35 PM (+gK6I)
Bill Maher, being a libertarian/libertine leftist with capitalist tendencies, has no concept of loyalty or friendliness.
So Trump treats Maher to two dinners, friendly words and conversations, and then two weeks later Maher is shitting all over him again on national television.
So Trump let’s him have it for being a duplicitous douchebag. It’s a story as old as time.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 02:35 PM (6ydKt)
Authorities in the Philippines confirmed Sunday they found child pornography at Thomas Markle's former home in the country — and that Meghan Markle’s estranged dad appears to be a "sex offender of the grossest kind."
Police in the Philippines have been analyzing a trove of sickening images found stashed in Thomas Markle Sr.’s home in the resort city of Cebu, the Guardian reported.
https://tinyurl.com/yyuwkzpp
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 02:36 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 02:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Last week it was Lebron and his foolishness during the national anthem. This week it's Maher saying snide things, after Trump hosted him and wined and dined him. I just roll my eyes and move on, it's Trump being Trump. But the left freaking out amuses me.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 02:38 PM (Toos7)
I once worked with a nurse who would adopt a whiny, up-talking tone of voice when talking to children. I could see the kids physically cringe (or recoil).
I can guarantee you that Kanala has the same effect. Fingernails on a chalkboard are downright melodious in comparison.
Posted by: muldoon
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I still can't get over her using her same "high on marijuana consciousness-raising leader" persona after it buried her in 2024. I thought sure she was going to hunker down with advisors and fix-it people and come back all full of I'll-show-you facts, seriousness, presidential bearing, etc. At least Hillary TRIED to look like a human being when she hit the presidential campaign trail again in 2016.
But no? Kamala is goofier and fantastical than ever? smh
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:39 PM (mmrXZ)
At least Hillary TRIED to look like a human being when she hit the presidential campaign trail again in 2016.
_________
She failed. She was a bad actress unsuccessfully trying to play the role of a human being.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 02:42 PM (eRlcH)
In my area, cashiers say "Have a blessed day" not "have a blessed day, butt fucker."
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 26, 2026 02:45 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: UncleJefe at October 26, 2026 02:46 PM (DzC+b)
At least Hillary TRIED to look like a human being when she hit the presidential campaign trail again in 2016.
_________
She failed. She was a bad actress unsuccessfully trying to play the role of a human being.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 02:42 PM (eRlcH)
That footage of her marveling at the balloon drop was like watching an alien, a retarded one, try to mimic human behavior. You expected her to swallow a rat whole like the aliens on V next.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 02:48 PM (M60gE)
The last episode of the new Carrie tv show ruined everything good they had build in the previous episodes, so I don't recommend it. But there is a funny scene where her religious mom is working as a checkout lady at a grocery store, and a customer is trying to buy a vibrator and lube. Kind of what you experienced. carrie's mom just refuses to sell it to her because it violates her religious beliefs.
She gets to have a chat with her manager about it, who assigns her to vile bathroom cleaning duty instead. The mom, in vindictiveness, uses the manager's mug to clean out the toilet and gets her suspended for fake racism claims.
Someone really wanting to light a fire under pop culture would do a remake of Carrie with her mom as a fundamentalist Muslim. So many things would work.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 02:48 PM (Toos7)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 02:51 PM (bar5X)
The Deep State/ Marxists want to get Illegals into the country.
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 02:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 02:42 PM (eRlcH)
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Once a lizard person, always a lizard person.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 02:53 PM (amcLV)
Police in the Philippines have been analyzing a trove of sickening images found stashed in Thomas Markle Sr.’s home in the resort city of Cebu, the Guardian reported.
https://tinyurl.com/yyuwkzpp
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
******
The son knew and participated. Probably planted stuff as who knows? Forensics will hopefully tell, altho who knows in Cebu if they have forensics.
The son, 8th grade education, has been milking daddyo for decades and was cut off weeks prior to this "finding" of boxes HE packed to send through customs on a freighter. Surprise? I think not! Not saying Dad is innocent, just that son participated and is crooked and crazy along with the entire family.
Markle knew as far back as 2019 and did nothing. Bragged about being Daddy's girl.
Her mother, Doria, is a social worker who is obliged to report this. Think of that new tangent.
The first angry alcoholic wife, for reasons unknown and being divorced for 44yrs or so, sends a letter to stupid Meghan. Which is uber weird to start with as Megs was in the USA and then Toronto for three decades.
Something stinks and it is not just the old pedo. This entire family is trash
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 03:04 PM (hzuYO)
Strong men create good times.
Good times create weak men.
Weak men create hard times.
Wash, rinse and repeat.
Now add in stupid women create stupid times.
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Leftwing Brazilian Strongman Lula Puts His Personal Lawyer on the Supreme Court, Who Then Orders the Polls to Remain Open in Lula Strongholds
AGBeege Wellborne at Hot Air:
@AGHamilton29 14h Lula put his own former lawyer on the Supreme Court. He asked the courts for voting to be extended by 2 hours. Skipped the court that should decide it and had that same former lawyer unilaterally decide to order it 2 minutes before polls close. BUT only for places that still had voting open, which were mainly Lula strongholds that were aware of the request and waited for it to be granted. This isn't just optics. They knew exactly what they were doing. It's open corruption.
To recap: Brazilian polling stations are supposed to close at 5 p.m. sharp. A last-minute extension from a Supreme Court justice - who once happened to be the president's personal attorney - extended voting for two additional hours. This word arrived too late for many areas considered Bolsonaro strongholds. Their election officials were caught by surprise, had closed the polls and shut down the machines as prescribed, and sealed the boxes holding the ballots. There were no do-overs or restarts possible. Strangely enough, as Lula-friendly districts seemed to be lagging in closing up shop to begin with, they weren't bothered by the short notice on the extended hours and kept the doors open for all comers. Unsurprisingly, Lula votes soared. By 9 our time last night, mainstream media were crowing about 'Lula's amazing come-from-behind win!'
Throughout election day, prediction markets were confidant that Lula's right-wing challenger Flavio Bolsanaro would win -- but the moment Lula's personal mob lawyer intervened so that his supporters could stuff ballot boxes, they reversed to predict a Lula "win." They knew the communists had fixed the election.
Brazil's markets and currency plunged Monday in the aftermath of leftist President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva's reelection victory, prompting a temporary halt in trading in the South American country. Futures on the Brazilian stock index, Bovespa, fell nearly 15%, and the country's currency, the real, fell nearly 12% Monday morning, according to the Financial Times. Sunday's election victory for Lula marked a comeback after he narrowly lost to hard-right candidate Flavio Bolsonaro in the first round of voting earlier this month. Polls had shown the son of imprisoned Trump ally Jair Bolsonaro on track for a big win in runoff voting. In the aftermath of the first round, Brazilian markets had one of their best days in years, according to Bloomberg. Stocks had their biggest gains since 2020 and the real went up by 5%. Investors including the world's top meat producer competed for meetings with the candidate, seeing Bolsonaro as more market-friendly than Lula. Bolsonaro's loss has sent ripples beyond Brazil, which has been dealing with a debt crisis. Shares in the US arm of Brazilian investment firm XP were down 50% premarket. A Brazilian beer company that's part of Anheuser-Busch lost more than 10% in early trading, according to the Wall Street Journal. Lula, 80, first took office back in 2003 and was the first leftist leader elected since the fall of the country's dictatorship. He scored 51% of the vote on Sunday to secure his fourth non-consecutive term.So is that it, then? Do the communist thugs win again by cheating? Maybe not:
Collin RuggBolsanaro is now saying he will request an annulment of the elections. I don't expect this to work. In this sort of crisis, where the communists have demonstrated they are playing for keeps and will do literally everything to cling to power, people tend to side with the party that appears to be winning, because the "winners" will probably arrest and kill the "losers." So the establishment defaults to supporting the fake "winners" just out of self-preservation.
@CollinRugg 16h BREAKING: Brazil's election could be annulled, according to the New York Times. Electoral lawyers say Brazil's current situation is "extremely serious" and a "critical situation." The NYT reports that confusion over a last-minute voting extension by Justice Cristiano Zanin, who was appointed by Lula, could lead to the election being annulled. "This is an extremely serious, critical situation," said electoral lawyer Priscilla Sodré Pereira to the New York Times. When Zanin made the last-minute decision to extend voting hours, some polling stations had already closed and shut down their voting machines. They could not reopen. "Fernando Neisser, an electoral law professor at Fundaçao Getulio Vargas, a Brazilian research institute, said the election could be annulled if the margin is very narrow and it is shown that polling stations stayed open longer in areas that strongly favor one candidate," the NYT reported.
Flávio diz que pedirá anulação das eleições
https://t.co/n7BcajYhs1— CNN Brasil (@CNNBrasil) October 26, 2026
This is modern liberalism. After winning an election by having his own lawyer, now a judge, keep polls in favorable districts open, Lula immediately seeks to crack down on free speech to keep the Right from having a chance again. We saw such crackdowns in Hungary, and will see them in the U.S.
— Eugene Kontorovich (@EVKontorovich) October 26, 2026
President @LulaOficial is linked to a drug cartel the U.S. has designated a "Foreign Terrorist Organization," and yet Brazil's election court has prevented his presidential rival, @FlavioBolsonaro from saying so. Censorship of the Lula-PCC link began under Alexandre de Moraes. https://t.co/P7bD43GU7V
— Michael Shellenberger (@shellenberger) October 23, 2026
Lula Lula Lula!
Congrats to Brazil for standing up against authoritarianism once again! 🇧🇷 ⚖️✌️— Alex Soros (@AlexanderSoros) October 26, 2026
How are you? I finally saw a crow again. They had disappeared for months. Sad! I put out cheddar for him. The cheddar disappeared, but I never saw him taking it.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 12:08 PM (bFu5X)
Does this strengthen or weaken the case for polling?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:09 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Vilano Man at October 26, 2026 12:09 PM (Ovx+P)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 12:09 PM (r2Icn)
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"He does not know of us."
-the squirrels, don't fuck with them, Morty
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:10 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 26, 2026 12:10 PM (lgmVC)
-the squirrels, don't fuck with them, Morty
do they eat cheese? Because those little beggars are always out there. They seem to just like the peanuts I put out.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:11 PM (1wjle)
A new plan for our Marxists I bet
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 12:11 PM (PLupS)
Where have I heard this before?
But you should totally not vote or something.
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:12 PM (3s43i)
I don't expect this to work. In this sort of crisis, where the communists have demonstrated they are playing for keeps and will do literally everything to cling to power, people tend to side with the party that appears to be winning, because the "winners" will probably arrest and kill the "losers."
So the establishment defaults to supporting the fake "winners" just out of self-preservation.
The "establishment" might, but I suspect the average Brazilian will not take kindly to seeing his vote disregarded. Brazil has some gun control, but my guess is that most Brazilians have access to some sort of firearms.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Inogame at October 26, 2026 12:12 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 12:12 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: ace
Tree rats have gnawed on my pumpkin outside. Fuckers.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 12:12 PM (r2Icn)
Does this strengthen or weaken the case for polling?
Yes.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:13 PM (3s43i)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
yes, they love it.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:13 PM
Huh. The things you learn around here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 12:14 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 26, 2026 12:14 PM (lgmVC)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 12:14 PM (KDeM8)
Posted by: Unkaren at October 26, 2026 12:14 PM (m6fGY)
-the squirrels, don't fuck with them, Morty
do they eat cheese? Because those little beggars are always out there. They seem to just like the peanuts I put out.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:11 PM (1wjle)
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People don't call squirrels "tree rats" for nuthin', Ace.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:14 PM (rj6Yv)
At some point it would be terrible if a mob did a Mussolini to him and his father. They are treasonous assholes.
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:15 PM (3s43i)
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With only the slightest of exaggeration we saw it here during Covid. There were plenty of organizations and "leaders" that should have been hammering on the systemic violation of individual rights...who said and did virtually nothing.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:15 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:15 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: dantesed at October 26, 2026 12:15 PM (p3pWU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 12:15 PM (RORbl)
So the regret and shame they feel when Trump wins will be the same as when they're with an actual woman?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 26, 2026 12:15 PM (Wp1X1)
Push it Bolsonaro, it would be cute to have two Bolsonaros in prison
I wouldn't be surprised at all if the American military is used to install him into power. The only things this administration seem to be interested in are corruption and advancing the global fascist movement.
The fascists cheated and still lost lol. Hopefully, there will be no pardons for those who attempted to subvert democracy.
Lmao. “I lost, you must throw these out and declare me winner!” Brazil…please behead all bolsanaros. Forever. Do to tyrants what they deserve and be done with it
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 26, 2026 12:16 PM (Lqos2)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 12:16 PM (N8AvH)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 12:16 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 12:16 PM (KDeM8)
And a red tail hawk just cruised by my window. Gorgeous.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 12:17 PM (viF8m)
hard boiled eggs I knew, but they like peanuts specifically in the shell?
I accidentally ordered shelled peanuts and didn't put them out because I thought they wouldn't like them or they would make a big mess.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:17 PM (1wjle)
Absolutely, but it isn't 2020 anymore.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 12:18 PM (sWibC)
Just let that sink in. Then tell me all about how restrained and good for the economy Democrats will be.
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:18 PM (3s43i)
Posted by: ace"
Wait until they are climbing on your roof and making a nest under an eave and you need to climb out on your roof to clean it up, that attitude will change quickly.
Posted by: s_tenhoff at October 26, 2026 12:18 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:19 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 12:19 PM (sWibC)
Well...they seem sane.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 12:20 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:20 PM (3s43i)
Lula is also a complete simp for Putin, but this apparently doesn't get in the way of supporting him.
EU hack Ursula von der Leyen:
Congratulations to my friend
@LulaOficial
on his electoral victory.
Democracy and multilateralism have won in Brazil.
Europe’s partnership with Brazil is thriving.
We will remain by your side for the years to come.
Together we will keep working closely for free and open trade.
A rules-based global order.
And strong ambitions for our climate.
He can be completely pro-Putin with no problems, so long as he is anti-Trump.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2026 12:20 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:20 PM (Y/06r)
Same here, but we don't have fall colors as brilliant as up north. I've done what I can by covering my yard with various Japanese maples.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
But the Dems in the US totally won't stock SCOTUS with four more mob lawyers if they ever get the chance! No, never!
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 12:20 PM (oqH4h)
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Exactly. They will leave you nothing to shoot with, too.
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2026 12:20 PM (AKptf)
Elvis, on the other hand, takes a dimmer view of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 12:21 PM (sWibC)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:19 PM
Well, I'm reliable informed that tigers can't resist tuna sandwiches, so who knows? Peanuts might work for crows.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 12:21 PM (bFu5X)
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It was rats, obviously.
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2026 12:21 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 12:19 PM (sWibC)
I'll tell you what's spectacular.
Posted by: Sidra at October 26, 2026 12:21 PM (+IsEU)
Posted by: Squirrel talking to his buddies at Ace's house at October 26, 2026 12:22 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:22 PM (rj6Yv)
This is going to create a legitimacy crises for Lula and his criminal henchmen, not Bolsanaro.
Might be the military makes the final call one way or another to go back to another old Latin American tradition.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:20 PM (3s43i)
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Meh. I'll stick to dogs, thanks.
Posted by: President For Life Barack I at October 26, 2026 12:22 PM (sWibC)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2026 12:23 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Zombie Augusto Pinochet at October 26, 2026 12:23 PM (EFCoL)
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:23 PM (3s43i)
I agree that it probably wont be overturned.
It does just fuel my cynicism in the upcoming midterms here.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 12:23 PM (GNHBk)
Lulu's operating straight from the DSA/Commie playbook. Openly, blatantly. And those suckers on Reddit lap it up because to them anyone right of Mao is literally Adolf...
Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 12:23 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 12:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JackStraw
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I side with your dog. Squirrels are rats in trees and incredibly destructive. Chipmunks are the same except mostly ground based.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2026 12:24 PM (AKptf)
I like squirrels also. Just not on the house.
I have literally seen them climb up the side of my house.
Haven't seen one in ages though. I think the local cat population keeps them away.
Posted by: Bosk at October 26, 2026 12:24 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 12:24 PM (M60gE)
I don't usually go by looks but Lula looks like an evil little commie puke
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 12:24 PM (h7zKj)
Nice. My parent's old farm in Vermont was on the side of a mountain that was covered in maples. Fall in Vermont is truly breathtaking.
I don't know if they still do it but they used to have a big hot air balloon festival in Quechee, VT right about this time. Very colorful balloons floating around the fall foliage was something.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 12:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner
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Brazil needs the Cuba treatment.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 12:24 PM (GNHBk)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 12:24 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:25 PM (3s43i)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2026 12:25 PM (AKptf)
Birds can digest dairy products?
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
I have zero confidence the electronic vote counts can’t be hacked using AI.
Washington had a problem where they accidentally shared voting data with the public, and I say accidentally because that was not meant to go out to everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:26 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 12:24 PM (viF8m)
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Still hold it. And, as you describe, it's a great view.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 12:27 PM (n8YCx)
This happening in state after state, Huge turnout by those Gen X and Baby Boomers, moderate by Millennials, and Gen Z (and I guess the oldest Alphas now) are checked out.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)
If you ever have to shenan, make sure you shenanigan.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 12:27 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 12:19 PM (sWibC)
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Ohio's Octobers are followed by five months of overcast.
This is known.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:27 PM (rj6Yv)
Usually by Halloween everything is brown and ugly we’re still bright yellows and reds this year.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 12:27 PM (N8AvH)
F you and the EU you rode in on
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 12:28 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
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I second that emotion
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 12:28 PM (n8YCx)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2026 12:28 PM (AKptf)
There is a great interview with Andrew Bridgen including the mechanics of the steal against him. He went from 60% to 3% of the vote ... it's worth a listen. The mechanics were far more blatant and sophisticated than any other case I've heard of:
https://youtu.be/A6gOiAx2i_s
Part 1 of 2.
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 12:28 PM (mtytl)
Posted by: Remarkable! at October 26, 2026 12:28 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 26, 2026 12:28 PM (UHdO/)
Posted by: PabloD at October 26, 2026 12:28 PM (EFCoL)
If you think voting for the Dems "to teach Republicans a lesson" you are a fucking deranged retard.
Or a liberal Dem lying about your true beliefs.
Because, as in Brazil, and has happened in every blue state the Dems flipped in the last 20 years--once they gain power, they break the rules and pass laws so that they will never be out of power again.
What was the very first bill the Dems put up when Biden won?
Election "reforms" that made mail-ballots nationwide and made election integrity a crime.
And that will be their Number 1 bill every session.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 12:29 PM (3cUTc)
Secret Strategy Meeting With Chicago Teachers Union Brass and French Rioters Confirms Conspiracy
https://t.ly/qpSze
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 12:29 PM (Cqx++)
I used to like squirrels until they chewed my wires, chewed my walls, chewed the outside of the house to get into the attic, and spend all night doing stomping and chattering festivals on my roof directly over my head. They like to put a walnut up against the chimney and chew on it so the roof acts like this big sounding board and it sounds like they're chewing my head.
And even that wouldn't upset me quite so much except my home town declared its self a squirrel preserve and its illegal to kill the little @(*Y$#s!!!!
So there's a kajillion of the furry tailed rats destroying everything and nobody can do anything about them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:29 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 26, 2026 12:30 PM (K66ud)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 12:31 PM (Qugny)
As I've been saying, the current color revolution playing out around us is not a purely domestic effort. There are reports of organizing with other countries such as Serbia where color revolutions have been done successfully.
The money being used to finance it aren't all domestic either.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 12:31 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 12:32 PM (Qugny)
These kind of posters seem to be one or more of three types:
1) Nutjobs who lust for blood (other peoples' not their own)
2) moles who are here just to make the blog look bad
3) leftists who are trying to incite people to do terrible things
Its one thing to want the people of Brazil to rise up against their Communist oppressors, its another to call for them to murder their fellow voters for disagreeing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:32 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 12:33 PM (BpO1e)
These kind of posters seem to be one or more of three types:
1) Nutjobs who lust for blood (other peoples' not their own)
2) moles who are here just to make the blog look bad
3) leftists who are trying to incite people to do terrible things
I usually assume #2.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)
Or a liberal Dem lying about your true beliefs.
Because, as in Brazil, and has happened in every blue state the Dems flipped in the last 20 years--once they gain power, they break the rules and pass laws so that they will never be out of power again.
——
Washington used to be a purple state. Dems outright stole the governor race in 2004 with 3 recounts. After that they implemented mail in voting state wide. And since then not a single Republican has won a statewide race and Dems have controlled all levers of power.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 12:33 PM (N8AvH)
Some derelict on a patio waving peanuts is considered a risk. Technically, you're "the guy with the plain white van handing out candy."
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 12:33 PM (dIske)
Exactimundo. As crazy and unhinged as hey were under Biden, its going to be quadrupled if they ever get power back which, sadly, is inevitable
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:33 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 12:34 PM (mtytl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 12:34 PM (yhskY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:32 PM (TMNW7)
At what point is calling for violence not just a false flag but the only viable option?
I don't know. Either way, doing it on a blog is probably not the best way to go.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 12:34 PM (h7zKj)
Or Cuba.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:22 PM (rj6Yv)
What is funny is the Wired magazine's article on Lefties who moved to Europe after Trump won regretting that decision.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:35 PM (Ti9vn)
"Ixnay brother! its embarrassing enough without telling the whole world about it!"
--The Crows
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:35 PM (TMNW7)
- they will rush to certify the vote
- corrupt judges will dismiss every challenge (but there, they'll likely mark it a crime to even challenge)
- appeal courts will drag their feet and run out the clock
- opposition leaders will meekly fold (or be bought off)
- everyone will be forced to accept the result.
- no one anywhere will ever be allowed to look at how many votes came in during those 2 hours or where they were cast.
No, Trump won't say or do anything. Nor will anyone else in the world.
You're on your own, Brazil.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 12:35 PM (N8AvH)
Early Fall is the opening of Archery Season...so, you are competing with fresh gut piles too.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2026 12:35 PM (Qugny)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Cqx++)
Looks like Lula specifically designed this so it could not be countered except by going hot.
Open corruption, then daring you to do something about it and blow everything up. This too, is the story of the dems.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:35 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 12:36 PM (QGaXH)
To me, its NEVER the viable option to just go around murdering people for how they voted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:36 PM (TMNW7)
I have to plant like 100 bulbs (I always get too many) and they will dig up half of them for literally no reason, just to piss me off
and they ate your cheese, ace
they're little banditos
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:37 PM (qBivk)
To me, its NEVER the viable option to just go around murdering people for how they voted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:36 PM (TMNW7)
... sort of. But what do you think a civil war IS?
That's why it's terrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:37 PM (TMNW7)
huh. good to know.
Well, I put out peanuts in the shell and it took literally 60 seconds for the first squirrel to come and steal one.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:37 PM (1wjle)
exactly
this would have been tough to anticipate
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:37 PM (qBivk)
To me, its NEVER the viable option to just go around murdering people for how they voted.
Shhhhyaaaa! Right!
Posted by: Bill Ayres at October 26, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)
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I'm fine. Thank you for asking.
How are you? I understand it's a beautiful fall day in the northeast.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 12:38 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:37 PM (1wjle)
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Don't fuck with him, Morty.
He just successfully executed a coup in Brazil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:38 PM (AutN8)
lol
I put out peanuts for those bastages so they'll leave the bird feeders alone
ask me how that works out
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:38 PM (qBivk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:36 PM (TMNW7)
What if they actually stole the vote?
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:38 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:35 PM (Y/06r)
It also looks like a last-minute thing. The international response (see TOUSI) has not been favourable except from shit-holes like Britain (Milliband) and Spain (Sanchez, I think).
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 12:38 PM (mtytl)
I put out cheddar for him. The cheddar disappeared, but I never saw him taking it.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM
So then you missed the mouse and the redtail hawk too?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 26, 2026 12:38 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 12:39 PM (yhskY)
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I'm to the point now where those are fighting words. Nothing screams LIES AND GRIFT like "our climate".
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:39 PM (TN0g+)
This, plus inertia, equals That Guy who says "Nothing will happen."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 12:39 PM (0sNs1)
In theory its two armies fighting each other, but modern civil war is more terrorism against terrorism with a sheen of the military on one side.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:39 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 12:40 PM (0sNs1)
I dunno. I'd say "my truth" is a strong competitor.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)
And they have no such compunctions when they win. You are subhuman to them, and they will happily let someone else murder you for them. That is what all of this prep on social media and by dems is for.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Inogame at October 26, 2026 12:12 PM (53oGX)
Apparently that's what the left wants to do to the right, here also.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 12:40 PM (QGaXH)
Of course, Joan got burned at the stake, so ya know...
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (pfXMo)
Of course, Joan got burned at the stake, so ya know...
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (n5tGW)
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I don't think Joan of Arc would have said, "Muslims are as French as me."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (AutN8)
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See also CO, NM, VA, etc., used to be a solid red state.
They damned near got AZ. And I think that's an under-told story, how hard the Rs have had to fight back.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)
but they can't
and everyone needs to remember that
2020 is thankfully gone
even if they try that again this time we FIGHT
because now we know
this cheat in Brazil - brazen, last minute - is very frustrating. let's see how it plays out tho before going full despair
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (qBivk)
They definitely stole the vote but Joao next door had nothing to do with that, he just voted stupidly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at October 26, 2026 12:42 PM (VuTBl)
In theory its two armies fighting each other, but modern civil war is more terrorism against terrorism with a sheen of the military on one side.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:39 PM (TMNW7)
Aside from the US civil war which was closer to two states fighting, a civil war is usually very messy and have lots of civilian on civilian violence.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 26, 2026 12:42 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 12:42 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:39 PM (TMNW7)
No. Civil wars are near universally gorilla actions in the main until the two sides start actually trying to take the country from the other. Ours was weird. The first one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)
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Early vote numbers look...bad for Hobbs.
https://x.com/mcmartinezaz/status/
2114743323395244407
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:42 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:39 PM (TMNW7)
Also, even when it is two armies facing off, you are killing other people for their political beliefs. It just is. We gloss it over with the tactics and the glory, but that is what it is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:43 PM (Y/06r)
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Everything I know about tigers I learned from Calvin & Hobbes.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:45 PM (TN0g+)
because now we know
this cheat in Brazil - brazen, last minute - is very frustrating. let's see how it plays out tho before going full despair
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (qBivk)
Trump has probably done enough to keep things under control for now but Nov 4th will tell. French riots are promisd for Britain on Nov 20th. It's going to be an interesting 2 weeks.
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 12:45 PM (mtytl)
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That's what they did during Covid--gamed out exactly how they could exploit the law and complicit courts, with the only recourse being violence.
Which ... we did not have stomach for, then or, probably, now.
And they are doing it again, right now.
And their explicit plan is to prevoke violence.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 12:45 PM (3cUTc)
Yeah, its worth remembering that the most "far right" European is at best moderate left in the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:46 PM (TMNW7)
We got ourselves involved in a civil war in Vietnam. But while the north was employing terror tactics of infiltrating units to kill people's families, we insisted on our side playing by marquis of queensbury rules.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)
Of course, Joan got burned at the stake, so ya know...
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (n5tGW)
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That might work, but only if Marine Le Pen had declared that she was St. Joan of Arc.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:46 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 12:46 PM (yhskY)
Yeah, its worth remembering that the most "far right" European is at best moderate left in the USA.
I'll take it. It's a big step in the right direction.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)
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"No, Muslims. Don't self-deport. I won't hurt you."
It's not a step in any direction. It's stasis.
Le Pen is the French Boris Johnson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (mtytl)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (qBivk)
Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (GUOwU)
This too, is the story of civil wars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (TMNW7)
Jethro didn't fire on Fort Sumter or own slaves but he chose a side. And framing it as murder is a straw man.
When one side gives you only one option you have to decide whether to take it or surrender.
In Brazil's case currently they aren't there yet but they're close.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:48 PM (Ti9vn)
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If she loses, expect the Dems to try to push the investigation into Gallegos to the front, so she can appoint his replacement lame duck.
While his indictment is likely set for Feb.
LOL, but Trump is a dum-dum and don't know nothing, he's just lucky,
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 12:48 PM (3cUTc)
he was pretty old tho
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (qBivk)
Walter Koenig?
I thought he died a couple years ago?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:48 PM (Y/06r)
I KNOW!
damn those little ... cuties! they are lucky they're cute. I have a peashooter for their little butts but I can't bring myself to use it on them
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:48 PM (qBivk)
he was pretty old tho
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (qBivk)
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90, and he looked it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:48 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 12:48 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (AutN
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Did Marie Le Pen actually say that, or are you referring to her De Gaulle comparison?
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:49 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:49 PM (qBivk)
he was pretty old tho
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (qBivk)
Warp speed Chekov, warp speed.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:49 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:49 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 12:49 PM (mtytl)
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If she loses, expect the Dems to try to push the investigation into Gallegos to the front, so she can appoint his replacement lame duck.
While his indictment is likely set for Feb.
LOL, but Trump is a dum-dum and don't know nothing, he's just lucky,
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 12:48 PM (3cUTc)
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Gallegos being smart enough to just resign and take a deal? Or being a dumb as shit dudebro leftist who is mad that people won't give him power?
There's a bet for Kalshi.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:49 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 26, 2026 12:50 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:41 PM (AutN
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Did Marie Le Pen actually say that, or are you referring to her De Gaulle comparison?
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:49 PM (rj6Yv)
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The De Gaulle comparison.
But, um...it's probably worse. Because De Gaulle actually fought for French sovereignty and then suppressed communist groups afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:50 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 12:51 PM (n5tGW)
Or Cuba.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:22 PM (rj6Yv
Nor biological women clamoring to be on men's sports teams. Maybe we should mandate all men's teams field at least one biological female at all times. Or better squads on the field be at least 1/2-1 females. So if 9 players, 4 must be female, and so forth.
That ends the discussion (and sports).
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (AutN
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Funny, I don't recall Boris Johnson being arrested and convicted on bullshit charges.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:51 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Ripley
Same with groundhogs. Will destroy a garden in 15 minutes flat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 12:51 PM (wOO3z)
Cheddar? Who the f do you think I am- Talarico? Give him the “cheese”.
Posted by: The Crow at October 26, 2026 12:52 PM (zquUQ)
I'm not a De Gaulle fan but he did save France from becoming full commie.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:52 PM (Ti9vn)
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I'd love to know how many of those "extra" ballots that came in during the illegal/extra voting period were cast by the dead.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:52 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (AutN
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Funny, I don't recall Boris Johnson being arrested and convicted on bullshit charges.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:51 PM (rj6Yv)
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And yet, Le Pen seems uneager to allow one pillar of the domestic opposition to just leave easily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:52 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 26, 2026 12:50 PM (vbXSk)
Much cleverer than your guess. They let all the criminals out of jail and extended voting only in pro-Lula areas. Judge who enabled it is Lula's former lawyer.
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 12:53 PM (mtytl)
the numbers that supposedly came in during that period are physically impossible
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:53 PM (qBivk)
About two weeks later, the trees outside my house are black from the sheer number of crows out there. I guess I made a good choice.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 12:53 PM (BpO1e)
I'm not a De Gaulle fan but he did save France from becoming full commie.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:52 PM (Ti9vn)
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De Gaulle fought for France. For all of his other issues, that's something that no one in France wants to do anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:53 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 12:53 PM (pfXMo)
Babylon Five did such a good job with casting, I would never, ever have cast Bruce Boxleitner in anything but he was damn good in that. I bet it comes down to writing; give them a better script than Scarecrow and Mrs King and you can have a winner.
At least on Babylon Five, Koenig never had a stupid speech impediment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:54 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 12:55 PM (yhskY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 12:55 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 12:55 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 12:55 PM (QGaXH)
So there's a kajillion of the furry tailed rats destroying everything and nobody can do anything about them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:29 PM (TMNW7)
The town declared?
So??
Howsabout a five gallon pail filled with water and corn and a 2x4 ramp leading up to it. It's mean but effective and quiet.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 26, 2026 12:55 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 12:55 PM (pfXMo)
I hate that and its so frustrating but to the critter's eyes its a huge buffet someone laid out for them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:56 PM (TMNW7)
@ImtiazMadmood
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7h
Most people remember Nancy Astor because of her legendary feud with Winston Churchill.
The insults were unforgettable.
"If I were your wife, I'd poison your tea."
"If I were your husband, I'd drink it."
"Winston, you're drunk."
To which Churchill famously replied:
"My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly."
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X delivered this tweet to me just now, because the algorithm said to do it, and then told me Nancy Astor, born in Virginia, went on to become the first woman in history to be elected to Parliament.
Who knew? Not me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 12:56 PM (4WxOo)
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 12:56 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:56 PM (Ti9vn)
Yeah it sounds clever but this is Oregon where they fine and jail you for having too big a pond on your property
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:57 PM (TMNW7)
All systems default to stasis and normalcy, even if it's retarded marxism.
It's why the Donks controlled the house and senate for nearly 60 years straight.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 12:57 PM (XV/Pl)
And, we know how China likes to play with foreign election results if it directly relates to their benefit or loss.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 12:57 PM (dIske)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:56 PM (Ti9vn)
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There might be a lieutenant in the artillery somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:58 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
Canada's Eurofag Mark Carney is also pleased. Shitbirds of a feather.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 12:58 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 26, 2026 12:58 PM (Wp1X1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
So squirrels are Democrats?
Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2026 12:58 PM (GUOwU)
But, um...it's probably worse. Because De Gaulle actually fought for French sovereignty and then suppressed communist groups afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:50 PM (AutN
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I thought so. Remember a little film titled "Day of the Jackal"? Do you remember why the rebel officers wanted De Gaulle dead?
Marine Le Pen's quip was an EPIC troll. She singled out De Gaulle's Algerian capitulation as the start of the Islamification of France. She learned that from her papa's knee. Le Pen pere was a vicious anti-semite, and father and daughter broke over that, but they apparently agree on the Algerian Question.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:59 PM (qBivk)
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 12:49 PM (mtytl)
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At least he isn't a jihadist. You guys have that over NYC.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 12:59 PM (4WxOo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:58 PM (AutN
On an island I believe.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:59 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 01:00 PM (yhskY)
Well technically it is illegal to kill Democrats, too so kinda I guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:00 PM (TMNW7)
Lula saw a huge increase in votes in states that are decidedly non-PT (Lula's party) states. South and southeast. Voters elected the most "conservative" legislature in history in the first round - then massively switched to Lula (including apparently the other non-left-wing candidates' voters, whose candidates were eliminated in first round).
Just these two things are very suggestive suspicious indicators. The results just don't make basic political sense.
The instant praise from the EU, considering the highly highly irregular process issues, redundantly confirms for the Nth time that Europe is hardly (overall) an ally in any meaningful sense.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2026 01:00 PM (U/Byj)
youtube.com/watch?v=bprXUh2TPVw
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 01:00 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 01:00 PM (yhskY)
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Takei being the last alive would suck.
But, he's Japanese and Japanese men tend to live a long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:00 PM (AutN8)
this too is the story of Trump in 2020.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 26, 2026 01:00 PM (vbXSk)
>>Only William Shatner and the olde haus frau George Takei are left.
Walter Koneig still lives.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:01 PM (XV/Pl)
>>Only William Shatner and the olde haus frau George Takei are left.
Walter Koneig still lives.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:01 PM (XV/Pl)
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Died this morning. Hence the conversation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:01 PM (AutN8)
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Haus fraus fall for the old banana in the tailpipe trick?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 01:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Given that Paramount murdered Star Trek yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:01 PM (TMNW7)
Churchill had a quick wit and was very bright. Nancy Astor was rather plain, but it's not as Churchill was a particularly good looking man
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 01:02 PM (JrHfD)
RIOTS
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 01:00 PM (yhskY)
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Takei being the last alive would suck.
But, he's Japanese and Japanese men tend to live a long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:00 PM (AutN
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Lotsa protein in his diet too. Just saying ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:32 PM (TMNW7)
Shouldn't @91 be disappeared, also?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 01:02 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:02 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 01:02 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:03 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 01:03 PM (JrHfD)
Sulu was in more episodes but Checkov had more lines and screen time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:02 PM (XV/Pl)
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Well, Chekov didn't appear until Season 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:03 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:03 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE MEANS THAT TAKEI SWALLOWS OTHER MEN'S SPERM!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 26, 2026 01:03 PM (Y/06r)
>>Died this morning. Hence the conversation.
OMG, did not know that.
Well this has turned into a sucky Monday all of a sudden.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:04 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:04 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:01 PM (AutN
Yesterday. Saw it last night and wikipedia concurs.
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 01:04 PM (mtytl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:01 PM (AutN
Yesterday. Saw it last night and wikipedia concurs.
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 01:04 PM (mtytl)
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What if I'm in England, huh?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:05 PM (AutN8)
Maurene Comey, daughter of ex-FBI director, unlawfully fired as federal prosecutor by Trump DOJ, judge rules
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 01:05 PM (qBdHI)
Some derelict on a patio waving peanuts is considered a risk. Technically, you're "the guy with the plain white van handing out candy."
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 12:33 PM (dIske)
Great explanation! Thank you. I don't see many crows in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 01:05 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:05 PM (h7zKj)
It's called the red mirage. I am old enough to remember that a water leak was need to precipitate such a strategy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 01:06 PM (Y3s6r)
oh just ignore this please
idiocy
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 01:06 PM (qBivk)
I will answer this although I didn't post it: the numbers moved up because that post was deleted...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:06 PM (TMNW7)
Oh my....
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:03 PM (pfXMo)
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Is it wrong for me to hope that William "James T. Kirk" Shatner is the last man standing?
If only to cement his legacy as the most badass Star Trek captain of all time?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 01:05 PM (qB
That will be overturned if Trump decides to appeal.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (l3cgK)
must be a family? horned owls screeching all night from different directions
it was cool at the beginning ...
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (qBivk)
Posted by: far cry at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (+IsEU)
Didn't the Supreme Court already rule that the president can fire any of his employees he wishes? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:05 PM (AutN
England is 5 hours ahead ... still yesterday, I think but math is banned here.
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (mtytl)
I so dislike seeing him in my X feed--I don't care what he's saying, he's wrong.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (3cUTc)
or skydiving au naturel
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (qBivk)
>>If only to cement his legacy as the most badass Star Trek captain of all time?
Shatner is 95, Takai is 89, so the odds are Shatner goes first, unfortunately.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:09 PM (XV/Pl)
"Bah. we don' even put him on posters of the Star Trek captains any more!"
--Paramount
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:09 PM (TMNW7)
I so dislike seeing him in my X feed--I don't care what he's saying, he's wrong.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (3cUTc)
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"MY POLL SAYS THAT THE YOUTH WILL COME OUT AND GIVE MASSIE A GLORIOUS VICTORY TO DEFEAT TRUMP! IT'S GUARANTEED!"
*bets on Massie losing*
*laughs about it on a public stream that no one watches*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:09 PM (AutN8)
Well, by England he meant "Japan"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:09 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 01:05 PM (qB
That will be overturned if Trump decides to appeal.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:07 PM (Ti9vn)
And here I thought Fed prosecutors worked for the Executive not the Judicial branch. Maybe Trump should fire members of the Judicial branch as well, as that would be just as legitimate.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:09 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:10 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 01:10 PM (yhskY)
Shatner is 95, Takai is 89, so the odds are Shatner goes first, unfortunately.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:09 PM (XV/Pl)
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One of these men is on record for stating he doesn't believe in a no-win scenario (OK, he was playing a role at the time, but still...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 01:10 PM (FZ29D)
Well, by England he meant "Japan"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:09 PM (TMNW7)
Japan's further ahead than that...blame the international date line, or as Talarico calls it, International Grindr.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:10 PM (l3cgK)
Sounds like another Obama-appointed judge fighting a rear-guard action for the Cause.
Posted by: mrp at October 26, 2026 01:11 PM (rj6Yv)
>>Shatner will hang on just to spite Takei
Recently saw him on the Data/Ryker podcast, didn't look are act a day over 70.
May he indeed, Live Long And Prosper.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)
I put out cheddar for him. The cheddar disappeared, but I never saw him taking it.
Ace has tamed a mouse/rat/squirrel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:12 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:12 PM (Ti9vn)
Shatner and Eastwood come to mind.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:12 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:13 PM (3MX8+)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 01:13 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:13 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: The Boys From Brazil at October 26, 2026 01:13 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (0Jm0d)
he was pretty old tho
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 12:47 PM (qBivk)
I didn't know he was still alive! I thought the only two left were Kirk and Zulu.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (3MX8+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (IXZGh)
They needed to make impeachment easier and add more penalties. Getting fired for abusing power is not a strong enough penalty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (TMNW7)
It is but it can be tomorrow in Japan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:13 PM (TMNW7)
at 11pm on the west coast it can be tomorrow in zones at mountain time or further east...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (yhskY)
They needed to make impeachment easier and add more penalties. Getting fired for abusing power is not a strong enough penalty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (TMNW7)
Too easy, and Dems will impeach every (R) appointed Fed judge. To hard and no Fed judge ever gets removed for any reason.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:15 PM (l3cgK)
>>but Shatner is the GOAT
The ranking is Kirk, Picard, Cisco, everyone else is below that S tier.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 01:15 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:15 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (3MX8+)
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Christopher Lee did it first.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 01:16 PM (FZ29D)
The commie filth certainly *want* everyone else to believe that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:16 PM (jb8Ss)
He did but he proved that he has zero skill or ability to act. He was horrible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 01:16 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:10 PM
I hope so. Takei is gay and lame.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 01:16 PM (f3rLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 01:14 PM (yhskY)
He was young...aneurysm.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:15 PM (h7zKj)
Weaver laughs maniacally........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:16 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:15 PM (h7zKj)
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Their final takes on the roles happened with the game Alien Isolation.
All of the cast recorded short recordings to be Nostromo Logs which are collectables players can find throughout the game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (3MX8+)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (Ti9vn)
Think up every Progressive narrative and they are financing it in that country (Hundreds of $ Millions). Not wonder the dolt, Alex (who is monumentally unimpressive compared to his old rotting man) was so excited. Most of that nonsense would have been shut down by a serious leader.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:15 PM (h7zKj)
Weaver laughs maniacally........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:16 PM (IXZGh)
She was the only survivor in the movie as well, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (3MX8+)
And yet, Barky the Buttf*cker still won........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (IXZGh)
She was the only survivor in the movie as well, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (l3cgK)
Correct.
Art dictating life.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:18 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at October 26, 2026 01:18 PM (IXZGh)
https://tinyurl.com/2rdud4xn
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)
I read it, didn't see anything about hair removal
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:19 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (3MX8+)
And yet, Barky the Buttf*cker still won........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (IXZGh)
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Did he?
*looks askance at Broward County, FL, Detroit, and the Reid Machine in NV*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:19 PM (AutN8)
How is this possible?
Probably because all of the high school gyms are booked for homecoming. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 01:19 PM (bar5X)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 26, 2026 01:20 PM (dovQN)
How is this possible?
Probably because all of the high school gyms are booked for homecoming. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 01:19 PM (bar5X)
Maybe they're deciding which venue will have the "Dildo-Free Zone" signs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:20 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (NcvvS)
***
Losers had better have a 2nd amendment. And a bit of organization.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (2WIwB)
How is this possible?
Probably because all of the high school gyms are booked for homecoming. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 01:19 PM (bar5X)
Sophie Cunningham waved the checkered flag at the US F1 race in Austin. The Left of course lost their minds.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)
Koenig saw the script for Wrath of Khan, and knew that there was no way Khan could have remembered him from the TOS, because he wasn't in that episode with Montalban; he joined Trek later. He didn't say anything, however. A paycheck was a paycheck.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (7/W0k)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (l3cgK)
There was the cat too.
Posted by: far cry at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (+IsEU)
How is this possible?
Probably because all of the high school gyms are booked for homecoming. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 01:19 PM (bar5X)
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Check the backs of your Subway receipts for tickets.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 01:22 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:22 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:17 PM (IXZGh)
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Because the Mittster is a debate pussy.
Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 26, 2026 01:22 PM (3MX8+)
How is this possible?
WNBA leadershit failed to secure a venue before the NBA schedule was finalized and the venue they normally use already had a concert scheduled.
The WNBA is women in power on display for all to see.
Sorry, ladies.....Love ya with all my heart, however, there are issues.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:22 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (Ti9vn)
If she'd attended a tranny crossdresser book reading for little kids they'd have been thrilled.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:22 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)
At least it's not Greta.
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (mtytl)
The graphic looks like the 0300 vote pause for Trump/Biden. When ! suddenly! votes were found.
Maduro him if he is cartel. Rise up, Brazil! Fight!
I wouldn't vote for Lula Lulu based on his ears alone. His madre did not care that her newborn was lying with his ears flipped over and smushed against the mattress. Now look at him! Ready to catch a wind and sail off like a demented flying monkey.
The flying monkeys were the scariest part of the Oz movie, altho I admit to scooting back to sit on my mother's feet when I saw the witch. I still can't figure out why that was a movie for innocent children like me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (pfXMo)
It is easily the largest and most widespread corruption scandal in Latin American history. The Brazilian company, with Lula's guidance and assistance, bribed leaders across the region to secure infrastructure projects. They also funneled money illegally to campaigns, like the re-election of Juan Manuel Santos in Colombia, who was making "peace" with the communist FARC.
Alas, to save democracy we must first destroy it. Huzzah.
Posted by: Doug at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (HjSEs)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 26, 2026 02:02 PM (3/XaG)
THE MORNING RANT: A Reminder that the Purpose of Election Prediction Markets Isn’t to Gauge Voter Sentiment but to Influence It
Early voting is under way for the mid-term elections, and Election Day itself is just eight days away. So today is a good day to remind everyone that as biased and unscientific as modern polling is, prediction markets are just as flawed in assessing political races. The reason is that they are not “prediction” markets at all. While they are sort of a gambling forum, they are also a mechanism for partisans to use their own money to influence election reporting in favor of their candidates, and Democrats are much more passionate about spending money this way than Republicans are.
In a piece back in May, I documented two Georgia Supreme Court races in which Polymarket showed the leftists’ odds of winning both exceeded 80%. Both candidates lost by crushing margins to the conservative candidates. There is currently a flood of stories out now touting “predictions” from Polymarket or Kalshi that are favorable to Democrats and the left, including James Talarico in Texas. Kalshi is stating as a fact that Talarico has a 65% chance to win, approaching a “new all time high.”BREAKING: James Talarico odds to win Texas Senate approach new all-time high 65% chance he wins. https://t.co/Y5eo9duhoz
— Kalshi (@Kalshi) October 23, 2026
@jsolomonReports Interesting, but I’d argue that with political races, prediction markets aren’t fueled by investors, but by partisans who see their stake as a campaign contribution to fuel a desired outcome. They’re not predicting the outcome, they’re trying to influence it, like push polls do.
— Buck Throckmorton (@BuckThrockmort) October 14, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ann at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (SHHm+)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Ann at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (SHHm+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 26, 2026 11:02 AM (iZb96)
That's an excellent insight.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:02 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 11:02 AM (bFu5X)
There, FIFY
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:03 AM (pfXMo)
Early OT, Brazil's stock market was halted when the market dropped by 15% at the start of trading. Rigged elections have consequences.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 11:03 AM (viF8m)
It's all just a con on dumb Europeans.
70% of Kalshi's bettors are European. Think they understand TX politics?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:03 AM (AutN8)
Interesting that our "professional" media never thought to do this. More likely, they considered it, then decided it wouldn't help their side.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)
When did betting on elections become a thing?
Posted by: Ann at October 26, 2026 11:04 AM (SHHm+)
Nate Silver should have as much credibility as Jim Cramer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 11:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:04 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:04 AM (pfXMo)
And they weren't slow getting it to me.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 11:04 AM (bar5X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:04 AM (ndZc7)
I don't mean to imply that Solomon isn't a professional, he is, just that he's not one of the bigs who have huge resources compared to him.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:04 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:05 AM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 26, 2026 11:06 AM (w3u3d)
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Yeah, no. Not investors. Gamblers. Speculators. Psychics.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 11:06 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:06 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 11:07 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Maroon at October 26, 2026 11:07 AM (VQIky)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 26, 2026 11:06 AM (w3u3d)
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They're selling dollars for 40 cents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:07 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 11:07 AM (Y/06r)
Not to count actual voters and their likely pick.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 11:08 AM (RORbl)
That's an excellent insight.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:02 AM (Riz8t)
So is polling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 11:08 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 11:08 AM (Jr5Lq)
Please talk me down off the ledge.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at October 26, 2026 11:08 AM (iE+pk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:07 AM (AutN
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Jerry and Marge Go Large
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:08 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Maroon at October 26, 2026 11:07 AM (VQIky)
Well, right now according to the "polls" that would be the Republicans so.... Okay
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 11:08 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Maybe we should Captain Democracy Jimmy Car...
Forget it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 11:08 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Maroon at October 26, 2026 11:07 AM (VQIky)
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Exactly one time this century, a state has gone from a president winning a state by over 10 points and the other party winning the senate race in the next midterm.
2006, Tester in Montana.
If Democrats take OH, TX, AK, IA, and KS, it'll happen 5 times...this year.
That's what Democrats are predicting with happen. That's what the polls are indicating. That's what is driving the betting markets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:09 AM (AutN8)
Let's say you are a large PAC or deep pocketed investor supporting Talarico. Do you put your money into ads or do you put a large bet on Kalshi that makes it appear the odds are favoring him?
That's what's happening with Kalshi when it comes to elections.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: StefanH at October 26, 2026 11:09 AM (K2flp)
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BREAKING: James Talarico odds to win Texas Senate approach new all-time high
65% chance he wins.
Yesterday it was 66.6% I guess people didn't buy it.
Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2026 11:09 AM (x+6zT)
Posted by: Born To Lose at October 26, 2026 11:09 AM (EdP2u)
Please talk me down off the ledge.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at October 26, 2026 11:08 AM (iE+pk)
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Black turnout in South Dallas is trash and the rurals are turning out and the state is Trump+14.
The recipe for a Democrat winning in Texas right now is sky-high black turnout and in the gutter exurban turnout. Neither of those things are happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:10 AM (AutN8)
And remember, when I create my fake polling firm with AI numbers going several elections back and then the current election numbers, my fictional numbers will....
1. Have GOP candidates comfortably ahead in historically red areas.
2. Have Dems way ahead in historically blue areas.
3. Have Dems tied or slightly leading in all other areas two weeks before election day.
4. The races all become too close to call in the two weeks before Election Day.
5. I leave out some outliers, things I just got completely wrong for legitimacy.
And profit!!
I'm pretty sure that's how it's done...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 11:10 AM (Sco7b)
Please talk me down off the ledge.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at October 26, 2026 11:08 AM (iE+pk)
Stop. Don't do it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 11:10 AM (Y/06r)
I think Ted Cruz only won by like two or three points last time? To a candidate that was openly saying he wanted to round up guns.
I would not be shocked if this trans freak Talarico pulls it off
Texas is weird
Posted by: Maroon at October 26, 2026 11:10 AM (VQIky)
If they are willing, time to start arming the opposition there
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2026 11:10 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:10 AM (AutN
But Texans are all secretly gay and want to sleep with Talarico!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 11:11 AM (Y/06r)
Is his X handle.
He's dropping predictions and having some fun. He's a good read, some tasty nuggets abound.
Posted by: GigantorX at October 26, 2026 11:11 AM (2cIfM)
I think Ted Cruz only won by like two or three points last time? To a candidate that was openly saying he wanted to round up guns.
I would not be shocked if this trans freak Talarico pulls it off
Texas is weird
Posted by: Maroon at October 26, 2026 11:10 AM (VQIky)
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"Last time," Cruz won by 9. He won 2 years ago against black football star Allred.
In 2018, he won by 3. 2 years after Cruz did the unthinkable and said "vote your conscience" at the 2016 RNC, making him an enemy of MAGA.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:11 AM (AutN8)
Other than that, it's all a crapshoot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 11:12 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Stepping On Toes at October 26, 2026 11:12 AM (EdP2u)
Yep. They make bank on the vig, whether the bet is against the house (online betting) or against others (prediction market).
It's all clicks on phone screens, and the world is becoming stupider by the day.
The latest is "download this app and get free money just for playing games"
I just can't at times...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:12 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 11:13 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:13 AM (N8AvH)
Other than that, it's all a crapshoot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 11:12 AM (XV/Pl)
'for ANOTHER marxist retard' is more accurate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 11:13 AM (Y/06r)
Spend $60 million on television ads that everyone hates, or prepare to lose $5-$15 million in the Prediction "Investment" markets and have endless free TikTok videos, Instagram, algorithm drive Influencers and corporate Enemedia gushing about how the Left is so dominant.
Remarkably strong ROI.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:13 AM (pawvM)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:13 AM (N8AvH)
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"Massie is going to win his primary."
-Baris, doing polls and betting that Massie loses his primary
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:13 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:13 AM (Ti9vn)
Hey, we're trying!
/Bush Family GOP in Harris County
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:14 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:13 AM (Ti9vn)
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Surveys show that the in-migration to Texas is heavily Republican, and the election results that have followed since the heavy in-migration started in 2020 bear that out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:14 AM (AutN8)
We saw "Clayface" yesterday.
It was a good fun time at the movies
BONUS! There was enough body horror to make it a good Halloween movie as well!
the best of the Comic book villain origin movies.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 11:14 AM (YSUhf)
>>'for ANOTHER marxist retard' is more accurate.
I was going to say that, but Rathman is actually retarded, I think Bass is mostly an NPC Marxist.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 11:15 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:15 AM (ndZc7)
"Betting markets" is actually a better description.
FWIW, I know a few recent (last half decade) emigrees from the Left Coast. They're more "right" than me!
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:16 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 11:13 AM (0U5gm)
I remember being a teen (late 80s) the worry about authorizing a lottery in the southern indiana and Kentucky area. Gambling was seen as not a great thing.
You had the Pete Rose scandal. All of it. The idea that someone would bet on sports was seen as just wrong.
Now sports betting is so granular that they are betting on everything. Literally everything. 'When will the first point be scored?' 'How many points will so and so score?' 'How many times will Juggalo X commit a personal foul?'
I think the people back in the 80s and earlier were right: gambling is not good for people. You know, outside of war.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 11:16 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 26, 2026 11:16 AM (lgmVC)
I was going to say that, but Rathman is actually retarded, I think Bass is mostly an NPC Marxist.
Wait, you're suggesting Rathman is even stupider than Bass??? I find it hard to believe she could be and yet breathe and digest unassisted.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
There’s always some version of this. Of course the end result is the usual 20+ point win. But it’s those micro surges where there opportunity to make nice returns from dumb people who bet with their hearts instead of their minds.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:17 AM (N8AvH)
Ain't no trolls like 'em
Ain't no trolls like the trolls we got
Ain't no trolls like 'em
_so many trolls it's difficult not step on one
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 11:17 AM (pMmVV)
Blue state republicans can be questionable at times.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:17 AM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 11:07 AM
Where the nuts come from?
Posted by: Charlie at October 26, 2026 11:17 AM (bFu5X)
This. Today? Totally different (well, that and less astroturf...)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:18 AM (pfXMo)
Ted Cruz has a personality problem.
He also hates his job at Senator and only uses that role as a platform to bump his podcasting engagement and help him generate easy content by posting his sick burnz as a eunuch on whatever committees he serves.
Every time he has an opportunity to run for the presidency, he does.
Pro Tip: When a politician promises to "fight for you" understand that he/she is too lazy to actually come up with any meaningful ideas and thus defaults to the hackneyed clichés.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:18 AM (pawvM)
>>@DSA_Watch
·
1h
>>🚨 “Empowering Black Americans,” a group of THOUSANDS of Black Michigan Democrats, announces that it opposes Abdul El-Sayed.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 11:18 AM (viF8m)
Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara are the co-founders of Kalshi, the first federally regulated U.S. exchange for trading real-world event outcomes.
Tarek Mansour (CEO) is an MIT graduate raised in Lebanon/Algeria, and Luana Lopes Lara (COO) is an MIT computer science graduate and former professional ballerina born in Brazil. They met as students at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT).
They are reported to have bipartisan advisors, and Mansour and Lopes Lara have together donated about $1 million to a broad range of federal political campaigns and political action committees this election cycle.
Neither Tarek Mansour nor Luana Lopes Lara can vote in U.S. elections because neither of them holds U.S. citizenship.
So, those placing the bets are now pushing political agendas?! Don't like that one iota but see that Polymarket, PredictIt, and Robinhood allow traders to wager on the 2026 U.S. Midterm Elections, too.
AI states, in part, "Ultimately, the platforms function with a high degree of co-calibration." (Keyrock as a reference.)
Huh. 🤔
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 11:18 AM (NFX2v)
Yep.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:19 AM (pfXMo)
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Sorry, but I've never seen a photo of Bass that doesn't just scream out "God what a retarded creature!".
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 11:19 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:19 AM (M60gE)
https://tinyurl.com/2u7pvhah
Say, I have an idea. If you don't like "his people" owning all the stores, restaurants, and gas stations, start your own. Or does that sound too much like work.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:19 AM (Riz8t)
I recently read "Everybody Loses" by Danny Funt. Online betting (particularly sports) is a yuge industry now, bigger than video games and movies. The convenience of smartphone apps makes it so easy to click away your money whenever the impulse hits.
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 11:19 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:19 AM (M60gE)
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Yes, it's polls. Mostly summer polls.
Which everyone learned to dismiss completely because of Brat Summer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:20 AM (AutN8)
Counting the hours until the flood of spam texts stop.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 26, 2026 11:20 AM (vTZFs)
Pro Tip: When a politician promises to "fight for you" understand that he/she is too lazy to actually come up with any meaningful ideas and thus defaults to the hackneyed clichés.
In my AO all the Dems run on a simple platform... "We hate Trump"
That's pretty much 90% of their ad dollars which is...interesting.
Now supposed for a moment you drink the leftist koolaide and Orangemanbad is causing problems at the federal level. How does a governor candidate running on hating Trump help you?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2026 11:20 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 11:20 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:21 AM (2ap+5)
If they are willing, time to start arming the opposition there
People on X are openly calling for Lula and the corrupt supreme court to be Maduroed.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 11:21 AM (2ocoG)
What's interesting is to see the Dims losing what may have historically been their bedrock in many areas. The "black vote" just isn't there anymore. Demographics can't be beat.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:21 AM (pfXMo)
I remember being a teen (late 80s) the worry about authorizing a lottery in the southern indiana and Kentucky area. Gambling was seen as not a great thing.
IIRC, Texas sold the lottery by claiming that the State's rake would go to The Children™ by throwing more money at the teacher unions.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:21 AM (pawvM)
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What name were you aware of prior to that?
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 11:21 AM (TN0g+)
What's interesting is to see the Dims losing what may have historically been their bedrock in many areas. The "black vote" just isn't there anymore. Demographics can't be beat.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:21 AM (pfXMo)
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"But this is probably not going to happen in NC. Everyone loves Cooper. He didn't have a single controversy."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:21 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:07 AM (AutN
If not for the cheating and sure to follow Dim law fare, aannnd the shadiness of betting online,
I'd take that bet all day every day.
A quick way to double your money.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 11:22 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (2ap+5)
CRISIS: Haiti warns it is being overrun with Haitians
Bo Loudon
@BoLoudon
Haitian officials are now complaining they're "OVERWHELMED" by the amount of Haitian migrants the United States is returning to their country.
The United States *HAS BEEN* overwhelmed and is finally being put FIRST.
Thank you, President Trump. I voted for this!
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Now do Somalia!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (ndZc7)
I'd take that bet all day every day.
A quick way to double your money.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 11:22 AM (YSUhf)
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In 2020, height of the cheat, Biden lost Texas by 6.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (AutN8)
And this is why the Right has a hard time politically. This is a thread on the commie left and someone has to bash one of our best Senators.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (Ti9vn)
That was pretty much everywhere. "More money for education"...
But never "lower property taxes"
Funny, no?
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (pfXMo)
Somehow he gained 10M votes between the first and second round when total voting increased by about 5M and most of the candidates eliminated endorsed the challenger.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (sKqQm)
In 2024, Cruz beat Colin Allred by about 9 points.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:24 AM (M60gE)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (2ap+5)
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A single judge breaking the rules of election orders from the judiciary (who happens to have been Lula's personal lawyer), orchestrating a 2 hour extended vote time with Lula strongholds while opponent strongholds don't get the memo and shut down their machines (which can't be turned back on) isn't cheating.
Got it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:24 AM (AutN8)
I wonder how many bets were made at the local sports bar several drinks in?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:24 AM (pawvM)
Funny vid a Twitchy of black women in Michigan crapping all over al-Sayed and Muslims in general. No way , unless there's a steal , that al-Sayed wins. The blacks are not showing up for him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 11:24 AM (h7zKj)
The United States *HAS BEEN* overwhelmed and is finally being put FIRST.
Thank you, President Trump. I voted for this!
Maybe Haiti could open an annex in some other underpopulated area. I hear Somalia is nice.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)
In 2024, Cruz beat Colin Allred by about 9 points.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:24 AM (M60gE)
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No one remembers that.
And, he underperformed Trump and still won by 900,000 votes.
There are simply way too many Republicans in Texas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:25 AM (AutN8)
Once again the Bee is preemptively defeated by leftists doing a joke before it can be told.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 11:25 AM (2ocoG)
The United States *HAS BEEN* overwhelmed and is finally being put FIRST.
Thank you, President Trump. I voted for this!
Maybe Haiti could open an annex in some other underpopulated area. I hear Somalia is nice.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)
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El Salvador has plans for decreasing Haiti's criminal population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:26 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:27 AM (N8AvH)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (2ap+5)
The opposition won the lower offices and beat Lula in the first election 47-45 and was ahead in polling for the run off with the other former candidates endorsing Bolsanaro.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:27 AM (Ti9vn)
I know it's fun to signal that you hate the voters, but the fraud in this case is glowing brighter than the sun, and the swing from the original election results to the runoff approaches mathematically impossible, just like the famous 2020 graph where the ballot dumps came in for the Autopen.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 11:28 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (2ap+5)
The opposition won the lower offices and beat Lula in the first election 47-45 and was ahead in polling for the run off with the other former candidates endorsing Bolsanaro.
Has anyone checked the plumbing in Brazil?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)
I know it's fun to signal that you hate the voters, but the fraud in this case is glowing brighter than the sun, and the swing from the original election results to the runoff approaches mathematically impossible, just like the famous 2020 graph where the ballot dumps came in for the Autopen.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 11:28 AM (2ocoG)
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Plus, you know, the explicit cheating of the 2 hour added time and how that came about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:28 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 26, 2026 11:28 AM (GD2xa)
>>@DSA_Watch
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1h
>>🚨 “Empowering Black Americans,” a group of THOUSANDS of Black Michigan Democrats, announces that it opposes Abdul El-Sayed.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 11:18 AM (viF8m)
Abdul was on MSNow yesterday.....
With Al Sharpton!!!!!
Yeah, things are going swimmingly on his campaign.
And they dragged obama out of the bath houses to campaign for abdul. I asked AI to review the transcript. Sit down for the results....
"How much did he actually talk about Abdul?
The speech ran about 41 minutes after Obama's introduction. His most concentrated discussion of El-Sayed came between approximately 23:26 and 30:46, when he discussed El-Sayed's policy positions, background, disagreements with Obama and Republican opponent Mike Rogers. He also endorsed El-Sayed at the beginning and end.
The distinction is that Obama mentioned Abdul by name about 20 times, but spent much of the speech discussing national politics and his criticisms of the Trump administration. He also referred to himself repeatedly, sometimes to explain his record and sometimes to draw comparisons with El-Sayed."
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 11:29 AM (Sco7b)
Seriously though, its the cheapest campaign ads you can run and its not restricted or limited in any way by federal campaign finance laws. You can lay down any amount you want in Polymarket or whatever, and change the odds. You can get 15000 people to bet one way, and change the odds. And its a fraction of the price of running even a short campaign ad or printing 500,000 door hangers and paying some poor sap to put them on doors.
These sites are all about influencing voters because far too many people take "polls" as gospel and are very influenced by them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:29 AM (TMNW7)
And Alex Soros talking like he just won the Super Bowl.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 11:29 AM (2ocoG)
I can tell you with some certainty that it's not just in places like that.
Mrs' surgery had me waiting at the 5th floor (huge waiting area). I'd walk around every half hour or so, and I'd guess that a third (maybe) of the people were "playing" one of the "market" apps. They're everywhere.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:30 AM (pfXMo)
9th Circuit Court of Appeals Questions DOJ’s Attempt to Prevent Noncitizen Voting in California
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:30 AM (TMNW7)
Razib Khan and Mike Cernovich were independently reporting that Hispanics aren't turning out for Paxton like they did against that phony O'Rourke.
It's not because of ICE, although a lot of Khan's commenters want to believe it is, because there's a narrative that the GOP is just too racist this year (resentful immigrants say this every other year). Khan blames gas prices and the Iran war.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 11:30 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: James Talarico's Mom at October 26, 2026 11:31 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 26, 2026 11:28 AM (GD2xa)
About $170 profit including the big.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:31 AM (N8AvH)
Not just him but every one of the worst people on earth are celebrating like they won Powerball.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:31 AM (TMNW7)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (Ti9vn)
Well, if that's not damning by faint praise, nothing is.
"BTK is one of our best serial killers."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 11:32 AM (BI5O2)
If Cruz is one of "our best Senators" then it shows how deplorable and feckless the GOP is, and why it inspires no one.
How can the Left inspire by pushing hate and total societal collapse? Because it is an achievable plan to their audience.
Its an absolute horrible plan, but is a plan that people believe will Do Something™ The GOP machine installs Republicants rather than Republicans.
We couldn't even get a majority to do something fall down simple like pass the SAVE America Act or implement any DOGE cuts or even take a fucking recess so that Trump can appoint judges and other nominees.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:32 AM (pawvM)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:32 AM (2ap+5)
The ones I know are. "Trans" and "LBGTQWERTY" doesn't play well w/the more "catholic" types...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:33 AM (pfXMo)
I've seen Tim Walz and Mark Carney doing it so far, which tracks.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 11:33 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:33 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:29 AM
Dude. I don't even take Gospel as Gospel.
Posted by: James Talarico at October 26, 2026 11:33 AM (0sNs1)
what does this even mean. it's just lazy rhetoric.
Ted Cruz is one of the better Senators and I don't know what you want out of him. I would be extremely happy if clones of him were all our Senators!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 11:34 AM (qBivk)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 11:30 AM (88C+u)
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Polling on Hispanics showed that Trump was going to lose dozens of points of support in 2024. Didn't happen.
And early voting analysis in places like AZ and FL show that there's no erosion of Hispanic support.
https://x.com/RealSKeshel/status/
2113354761277952418
https://x.com/RealSKeshel/status/
2111813719072067816
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:34 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis"
Funny.
(nothing. You "win" from the others you bet against. Kalshi keeps their vig)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:34 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
My prediction is that at least one points shaving scheme will be uncovered at some point this year.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 11:34 AM (0U5gm)
Yea, it was completely rigged.
As I mentioned above the Brazilian stock market was closed earlier this morning when circuit breakers kicked in after the market dropped 15%. Brazilians know the election was stolen.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)
Paxton is not a very strong candidate, and he has some dark spots on his record, so I can see some being less invested in going to vote, but compared to Talarico he looks like a saint.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:35 AM (TMNW7)
Yea, it was completely rigged.
As I mentioned above the Brazilian stock market was closed earlier this morning when circuit breakers kicked in after the market dropped 15%. Brazilians know the election was stolen.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)
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And the statutory process in Brazil is that the entire panel of judges have to agree on the action, and only the former personal attorney signed the order.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:35 AM (AutN8)
We couldn't even get a majority to do something fall down simple like pass the SAVE America Act or implement any DOGE cuts or even take a fucking recess so that Trump can appoint judges and other nominees.
It's ironic then that you talk as if nothing is changing. We know who the problems are, and for the most part, they're gone in a few months. Murk will have a tough campaign in '28.
It's frustrating, but I prefer to focus on the future, not dwell endlessly on the failures of the past, especially when they're in the process of being corrected. In short, I'm a RepubliCAN, not a RepubliCAN'T, as you are in danger of being.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)
sneaky.
and who thinks the people of Brazil legitimately voted in the left initially? odds are they didn't.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM (qBivk)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM (M60gE)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM (Jr5Lq)
However I can fathom how some people are going to make a bunch of money off the betting pool on him.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM (RORbl)
Sorsby (sp?) waves...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Stateless
So, clearly they know, "All politics are local."
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM (NFX2v)
That’s what the odds are right now for Republicans to hold the senate. 65% isn’t 99.99% the way some people are treating it.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM (N8AvH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 11:32 AM (BI5O2)
BTK was a pimp. He could never have outfought Kemper.
Posted by: Vito Corleone at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM (ZSf0o)
This morning on Newsmax they said the Democrats have declared their #1 priority once they win both the House and Senate is to eliminate Hegseth. They really, really want to try and cause a military coup. I'm fairly certain that wouldn't go the way they think it would. It would open with an accidental nuking of Sacramento and get funnier from there.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 11:37 AM (2ocoG)
The corruption in football is getting outrageous. There have been some bad calls in baseball but they are all usual baseball stuff. But the football stuff is stunningly obvious. NBA as well.
ALL of the sports have been taken over by gambling because that's where the money is and their revenues have been dropping over the years. People just don't go to games as much any more, people don't watch sports like the used to, especially younger people.
But gambling apps, sports booking, and sports leagues all keep people interested and earn the leagues money. They openly and blatantly advertise FOR GAMBLING during the games and even on the field.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:37 AM (TMNW7)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM
Where's the social justice for Kaboom! consumers?
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren (D-MA) at October 26, 2026 11:37 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2026 11:37 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2026 11:37 AM (g8Ew
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"We never lead in any of our internal polls."
-Kamala's pollsters
"Brat Summer!"
-the public polls
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:38 AM (AutN8)
@BoLoudon
Haitian officials are now complaining they're "OVERWHELMED" by the amount of Haitian migrants the United States is returning to their country.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:23 AM (ndZc7)
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Haitians gonna hait!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 26, 2026 11:38 AM (lgmVC)
I might have to put "Brazilian Civil War" on my bingo card.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
Dominican Men Beg for Rescue After Being Duped Into Fighting for Russia in Ukraine War
Three men from the Dominican Republic are begging to be rescued from Russia, where they claimed they were lured by false promises of jobs — and then sent to the battlefield in the war with Ukraine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 11:36 AM (Jr5Lq)
It's really good for the digestion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 11:39 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:35 AM (TMNW7)
Democracy is so wonderful. I can't get enough of it.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:39 AM (2ap+5)
The initial "vote in" was done under USAID auspices. They concentrated a lot of money and effort there after Jair Bolsonaro was friendly with Trump, because everything revolves around hating Trump.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 11:39 AM (2ocoG)
@JacobALinker
Rogers at 33% with Black voters and 10% undecided.
It’s gonna be a nail biter in Michigan.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 11:39 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:40 AM (N8AvH)
all those hardworking prodigals! they should be thrilled. there's tons of work to be done in Haiti
get cracking!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 11:40 AM (qBivk)
Like at "Caesars Superdome"?
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:40 AM (pfXMo)
While i agree that the Republican party is worthless at best, and actively hostile to us in all likelihood... the Democrats are even worse. We cannot vote our way out of this but we might be able to delay the inevitable by keeping the left out of power as long as we can.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:40 AM (TMNW7)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:40 AM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)
'Here's your sign' next level division.
Kind of like the guy in Brazil who sold everything he owned to go meet up with the girl he met online and then found out she was AI.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 11:41 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 11:41 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:38 AM
Hopefully we don't refight the "Brazilian Wax War" here on AoSHQ. Those Hardwoodians are a hard group.
Posted by: Carpeteers of AoSHQ at October 26, 2026 11:41 AM (0sNs1)
A day before the 2016 election, HuffPo gave Hillary a 98.2% chance of winning based on polls.
All we have to do is use our own eyes and brains. We've told enthusiasm is way down for Republicans vs Democrats this cycle. Yet Trump is drawing record crowds to his rallies that are done specifically for local candidates. People are waiting in line, sometimes overnight, just to get in.
There is nothing like that happening on the left.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 11:41 AM (viF8m)
This just baffles me. How does Haitians returning home overwhelm Haiti? I mean, I don't really care either way, Haiti is as close to hell on earth as we have right now, filled with demonic people and probably even spirits, but it makes no sense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:42 AM (TMNW7)
There are 350m Americans.
There are 100 Senators.
Quibbling over who is the best of the worst 0.000003% people in the country seems fruitless.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 11:42 AM (BI5O2)
I was 20 years old when I found out Brazil Nuts were the proper name.
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What name were you aware of prior to that?
Posted by: Crusader
Deez
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 11:42 AM (Cqx++)
@JacobALinker
Rogers at 33% with Black voters and 10% undecided.
It’s gonna be a nail biter in Michigan.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 11:39 AM (88C+u)
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I'm sorry, but a Democrat losing 33% of the black vote in Michigan is losing by not a small amount overall.
Polling is oversampling young voters (assuming 15-20% of the electorate when they'll be, absolute max, 12% and probably closer to 8%) while missing, heavily, white working class voters.
This happened...in the MI primary. This year. The polling was showing El-Sayed easily winning, and then it was a sudden nail biter.
Did the polling firms fix their problems from then to now?
The hallowed RCP average of that primary was El-Sayed winning by about 12. He won by 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:42 AM (AutN8)
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I beg to differ. Every college football venue I've seen on tv is packed to capacity. Same for pro games. Do you mean soccer?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2026 11:43 AM (g8Ew8)
And AI, they have really turned young people against AI. Some are rabidly, almost insanely opposed to it. Like if they will hard enough they manifest a future where it disappeared.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:43 AM (TMNW7)
Well, Buck, isn't that what an investor is? Though I would say it more as "see their stake as a contribution to get what they desire out of it."
Posted by: GWB at October 26, 2026 11:43 AM (kU0PQ)
All we have to do is use our own eyes and brains. We've told enthusiasm is way down for Republicans vs Democrats this cycle. Yet Trump is drawing record crowds to his rallies that are done specifically for local candidates. People are waiting in line, sometimes overnight, just to get in.
There is nothing like that happening on the left.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 11:41 AM
Just to put things into perspective, some of those very same political betting sites that are projecting a talerico win were paying out on a hillary win in 2016 two weeks before election day.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 11:45 AM (I43vL)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2026 11:37 AM (g8Ew
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"We never lead in any of our internal polls."
-Kamala's pollsters
"Brat Summer!"
-the public polls
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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For the most part, internal polls are less about the horse race and more about issues voters are interested in, precincts that need shoring up by visits or have high free media visibility, whether ad buys are effective or not, and other items. Added up together, they can give a reasonably good picture of likelihood of winning but are not themselves perfect.
Scammers etc. have ruined using phones and email for interviews, consistent mass media targeting vilifying those on the right has left conservatives enraged at the media and polling and unwilling to participate, and soon, AI aided scams are going to ruin texts as 2FA is coming under attack now.
And I think some of the pollsters know this and plan a golden parachute via these betting markets either directly or indirectly by passing tips that move these markets. About as scummy as the investment mags, tv, and newspapers are.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 11:45 AM (E4rtv)
Trump has made MAGA Republicans, and you are correct, getting rid of the trash like McCornyn, Kennedy, Thombolina et al go a long way of reforming the derelict party of half wits and Uniparty Elders into something resembling a functioning party.
The reports from the field I'm still getting from red districts is that the people working the early election polling stations are seeing numbers exceeding 2024.
May the fires of Europe encourage the apathetic and complacent to realize that we are in World War One Hundred Eleven.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:45 AM (nCgQz)
I don't agree with those odds they are giving to Talarico, but it's a coin flip, and it shouldn't be.
I think the big disappointments on election night will be in Michigan, Texas, and potentially Ohio.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 11:46 AM (suGHj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:43 AM (TMNW7)
I'm trying to help out Trump and call it SI.
Gulf of America and Lake America for the win !!!
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:46 AM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:35 AM (TMNW7)
People offer various explanations to validate the polling on the Paxton race. So what about Greg Abbott? Most recent polling I've seen places his race within the margin of error. In 2022, Abbott beat O'Rourke by about 11 points. What explains the current polling on Abbot then (other than the obvious: it's nonsense). He also has a lot of baggage? Not a strong campaigner? (Those are rhetorical questions. Neither is true.)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:46 AM (M60gE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:33 AM (ndZc7)
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This time it's personal!
No doubt President Trump cheated on his third-grade grammar test.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 11:46 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:46 AM (ndZc7)
Huh. I thought it was that chick doing Aquaman in that fantasy show...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:46 AM (pfXMo)
And I think some of the pollsters know this and plan a golden parachute via these betting markets either directly or indirectly by passing tips that move these markets. About as scummy as the investment mags, tv, and newspapers are.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 11:45 AM (E4rtv)
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The NYT now uses Claude-created modeled voters in their polling to overcome their issues with response rates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:46 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: polynikes
Yes!!!!
I’ve been saying this forever. One day nobody knew what the fuck a data center was. Then the next it’s the biggest problem on the planet. That doesn’t happen organically. It was a CCP op that was executed brilliantly.
It’s not just in the US. Finland just stopped construction of a Google data center because - omg!!! - some trees were cut in the middle of nowhere to allow construction.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:46 AM (N8AvH)
So texas has shown it can nearly go full retard.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 11:47 AM (suGHj)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 26, 2026 11:47 AM (LOvBA)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 26, 2026 11:48 AM (LOvBA)
I don't care about the polling, I'm just examining what the candidates are like and speculating on how that might influence voters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:48 AM (TMNW7)
Posted by: GWB
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Lot of foreign money being directed toward these markets to gain influence on the cheap. Al Sayed race for one thing.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 11:48 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Barney Fag at October 26, 2026 11:48 AM (8EQTH)
Rogers at 33% with Black voters and 10% undecided.
It’s gonna be a nail biter in Michigan.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 11:39 AM (88C+u)
Rogers was on "Meet the Press" yesterday morning and did well despite Welker being a subhuman witch trying to talk about a quote from 12 years ago.
Whitmer was on after him for a lovefest.
"Meet the Press" - (preferably when they're in a group with a vehicle going 80 and rigged) - has a weekly viewership of 2.5 million.
83.5% are over 54.
Abdul was on MSNow with ratings about 1.7 million.
I'm thinking the value of even showing up on these shows is not that they are seen, but the shows for some reason get reported on and theoretically viewed by billions and billions of likely voters.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 11:48 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:46 AM (N8AvH)
Back to the US, if a somewhat remote part of the US, Mary Peltola is campaigning against data centers. Because Alaska is so densely populated.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 11:49 AM (88C+u)
"After seeing how many of his students used AI to consistently receive top scores, he felt there was 'no point' in paying readers to grade for correctness in homework, as AI use is now unavoidable."
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:49 AM (2ap+5)
One wonders what the NYT Claude-created modeling of climate change would show. I mean, that's how science is done, right?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
supposedly Lula (after they reopened only a few polling places for him) got 4.4 million votes. in 40 minutes. that's 110K votes per minute and in a fraction of the country too.
it is not possible.
he has more analysis of the numbers and they don't number
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 11:49 AM (qBivk)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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Yes, if you trust essentially unregulated betting markets--they have stiffed some people using the fine print to avoid paying out in some cases.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)
Yeah these betting operations are the one way you can get direct payback from contributing to a candidate's election. I mean you can get eventual payback if you are big and powerful enough contributor, but this lets small donations get money right away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (TMNW7)
To be fair, the AI companies, and the way other companies use AI, are also doing their best to turn everyone against AI...
Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (aJQbY)
all those hardworking prodigals! they should be thrilled. there's tons of work to be done in Haiti
get cracking!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 11:40 AM (qBivk)
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Is Haiti implicitly acknowledging they have an overabundance of doctors and engineers?
Why don't they get to work fixing their country?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (FZ29D)
lazy ass professor
it is possible he's just too lazy
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (qBivk)
That's TV. One of the media reports (I know, I know...) was quoted "more than half of all FBS schools have .... significant dips in physical crowds..."
Ticket sales =/= crowds.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (pfXMo)
0.9% of the electorate.
https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2114631139918774480
It's REALLY bad in Alaska, but it's a nice point of reference that...the young don't vote in midterms.
In places like GA and OH, it's something like 6-8%.
Almost all polling this year assumes 15% at least.
And, no, the youth don't turn out on election day. Election day always sees youth turnout drop because election day is so old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (AutN8)
People offer various explanations to validate the polling on the Paxton race. So what about Greg Abbott? Most recent polling I've seen places his race within the margin of error. In 2022, Abbott beat O'Rourke by about 11 points. What explains the current polling on Abbot then (other than the obvious: it's nonsense). He also has a lot of baggage? Not a strong campaigner? (Those are rhetorical questions. Neither is true.)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
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Trump, gas prices, and Iran is what explains it.
I just think there's a real sentiment out there to give Trump a "check" from even right-leaning voters.
All that being said, the rigged polls always have like a 2-3 point deficit to Republicans.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (suGHj)
I don't understand this sentence. Could you elaborate?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (9s47C)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 11:45 AM (I43vL)
Neither Kalshi or aplymarket were around in 2016.
You’re thinking of one UK betting site that paid Hillary bets early and iirc the deal was the payout was 80% of the full payout if taken early so it was just another bet within the bet.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (N8AvH)
To be fair, the AI companies, and the way other companies use AI, are also doing their best to turn everyone against AI...
yep
and the Data Center RE assholes are doing the exact same thing. they're scummy
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (qBivk)
There is that, as well. Even the mob wouldn't stiff people on the numbers: you won, you won. These outfits are pretty sketchy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 11:51 AM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:52 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 11:52 AM (Jr5Lq)
"After seeing how many of his students used AI to consistently receive top scores, he felt there was 'no point' in paying readers to grade for correctness in homework, as AI use is now unavoidable."
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:49 AM (2ap+5)
Well Mr Fields Medalist maybe you could possibly think of another way to test your students . I know that might be a hard task. /s
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:52 AM (Ti9vn)
So texas has shown it can nearly go full retard.
Posted by: Sharpie
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And in Florida Gillum nearly beat DeSantis. Not much is relevant anymore about an election eight years ago in FL or TX. Populations are not the same, voting patterns not the same, demographics are not the same. 2022 is a more likely comparison for that reason and even there, it can be flawed.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 11:52 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:52 AM (2ap+5)
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DeWine probably personally profited from the importation of Haitians.
I don't think Republicans can get worse than DeWine. The bar is very, very low.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:52 AM (AutN8)
I of course think he did actually win, but there you go.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 11:52 AM (suGHj)
Some models are useful.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 26, 2026 11:52 AM (8r0td)
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Just thinking about how the entire world has been shaped by blatantly stolen elections is terrifying to contemplate. We will never overcome any of this embedded evil, and the trajectory it's taking us on, until the actual people who vote can root out this insane degree of cheating and fraud. I don't know how to do that anymore. There are so many tools in these malevolent cheaters' toolboxes to commit blatant fraud and just get away with it. And it's always coming from the Left. Always.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 11:53 AM (qBdHI)
Its easier to blame the Boomers than to take personal responsibility and vote.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:53 AM (9s47C)
Some models are useful.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 26, 2026 11:52 AM (8r0td)
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Quarter Twenty confirmed to be George Box.
Which is impressive since George Box has been dead for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:53 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2026 11:53 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (n5tGW)
Two Factor Authentication - such as password + PIN.
Supposedly "AI" has been able to crack this...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (BI5O2)
So texas has shown it can nearly go full retard.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 11:47 AM
That was because Trump voters were still pi$$ed at cruz for going back on his word to abide by and endorse the ultimate winner of the primary.
cruz got butt hurt that Trump won and refused to endorse him until a few weeks before the election. A whole bunch of republican voters remembered that two years later and refused to vote for cruz.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (I43vL)
I, for one, am still mighty steamed about the Adams v. Jefferson election. I don't expect either one will run for office again.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (N8AvH)
Posted by: Oglebay
Same in SC.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (r2Icn)
a bunch of other SA countries were able to do it
it'll come
things are changing
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (qBivk)
Posted by: Tom Brady at October 26, 2026 11:55 AM (+IsEU)
Posted by: gp
I know these prediction betting sites have their fans here but I predict a short lifespan for them. When you start accepting bets for whether Maduro is forced out or what is on President Trump's speech, you will get insiders trying to benefit over and over again. No different than why the financial markets eventually had to put in regulations and safeguards making insider trading a felony unless you are a Congress critter. And soon enough the bet on everything will destroy sports as well with repeated scandals.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 11:55 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oglebay
Same in SC.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (r2Icn)
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Nancy Mace isn't going to be governor. There are wins when you look!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:55 AM (AutN8)
- Democrats think this is like a Presidential Election, because their core base is so engaged.
So their strategy is "Trump is on the ballot," "momentum" and convincing Rs not to vote
- Trump (and Rs) see it as a midterm election where whoever turns out their base, wins.
So their strategy is to turn out the base (who has never waivered from 95%+ approval of Trump)
Key tell on who is right:
65+ is turning out at higher levels than all polls predicted
Under 35 is barely voting.
Just like in every midterm.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 11:55 AM (3cUTc)
Two Factor Authentication - such as password + PIN.
Supposedly "AI" has been able to crack this...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (pfXMo)
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Yeah, I had to upgrade my authentication method last week for work. I now have to use a passkey on my phone app.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 11:55 AM (FZ29D)
I just think there's a real sentiment out there to give Trump a "check" from even right-leaning voters.
All that being said, the rigged polls always have like a 2-3 point deficit to Republicans.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (suGHj)
Trump won TX by 14 points two years ago.
He outperformed any statewide pol I'm aware of.
I really doubt that there's been a 14-point swing on Trump in two years here.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:56 AM (M60gE)
I wonder if this was known thousands of years ago and that is why almost everywhere was run by strongmen and warlords.
Elections were too easily corrupted, particularly when the whole world was one open-air Zero Trust Society experiment.
The military always had a veto, and as Rome discovered, they used it a lot.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:56 AM (9s47C)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:56 AM (2ap+5)
No he didn't!
/DeWine's BiL...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:56 AM (pfXMo)
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Yeah. They're either going to get kicked in the mouth, or just have their teeth pulled out by pliers. Neither choice is optimal, but one is order of magnitude worse. And it has to do with pliers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 11:56 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (BI5O2)
Timothee Chalamet at the dentist is a great ad. I don’t know what it is about it but I love it. Maybe it’s the song.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:56 AM (N8AvH)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Blame the British and French. That is timeless advice.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 11:56 AM (E4rtv)
He outperformed any statewide pol I'm aware of.
I really doubt that there's been a 14-point swing on Trump in two years here.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:56 AM (M60gE)
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Unpopular, terrible politicians who pisses of the hard right because he's not pure enough and is just in it for himself Ted Cruz won 2 years ago, too.
By 9 points. 900,000 more votes than Allred, black man who should have activated the black vote in Dallas.
Maybe...Texas is just a red state right now and both parties play it up as close because it's a money machine for both of them?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:57 AM (AutN8)
Jon Levine
@LevineJonathan
Abdul El-Sayed's "conservative outreach captain" says "Americans are idiots"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:57 AM (ndZc7)
He outperformed any statewide pol I'm aware of.
I really doubt that there's been a 14-point swing on Trump in two years here.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
Cruz only won by 9 in 2024. Plenty of Trump voters who voted for a Dem for Senator. So the swing is really 9 not 14. Still not easy but more doable than 14.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:58 AM (N8AvH)
>>it'll come
>>things are changing
What would be wild is if some of those countries refused to acknowledge Lula as the elected president.
Anyone notice what happened in Venezuela yesterday? Things are indeed changing.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Harry the Horse at October 26, 2026 11:59 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 11:58 AM (N8AvH)
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Didn't we just get done talking about how Cruz is an unnaturally terrible politician that no one actually likes and has serious flaws in how he campaigns?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:59 AM (AutN8)
Yep.
We're truly the odd ducks in world history...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:59 AM (pfXMo)
Technically, that is not 2FA.
2FA requires: Pick two, not the same one twice.
• What you know (password, PIN)
• What you have (mobile device, Yubikey, etc.)
• What you are (biometrics)
For mobile devices that require biometric that is MFA one from each category
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 11:59 AM (pawvM)
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Hometown team NFL radio announcers are saying things like "That last touchdown drive was brought to you by CrapShootGambleWin!, download the app to your phone today!" Really adds confidence to the game being decided by the players and not anything else.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 11:59 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 11:54 AM (I43vL)
I know he was supposed to just suck it up but I think Trump implying his father was part of the Kennedy assassination was crossing the line for Cruz. Trump crossed the line for me more than once in the 2016 election but I still voted against his opponent. I wish I had another chance to vote for him. Trump 2.0 has been great.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:59 AM (Ti9vn)
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I'm being blanketed by Annie Andrews ads with the laughable "I've always been a Republican, but now..." in favor of voting for this Democrat.
One in particular makes me laugh because the "concerned" woman in the ad says she's voting for Andrews to "save my babies."
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 11:59 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
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I wish it were that simple, but it really comes down to lower turnout of the type of voters Trump had last time and like 4-5% moving away from Trump. Plus just Paxton not being a great candidate, pissed off GOPe Cornyn/Bush voters, etc.
I do think Paxton pulls it off, but it's not crazy at all to think he doesn't.
Trump won Texas in 2016 comfortably than saw Ted Cruz win a squeaker in 2018.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 12:00 PM (suGHj)
Posted by: Unkaren at October 26, 2026 12:00 PM (m6fGY)
So like Paxton.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 12:00 PM (N8AvH)
Ticket sales =/= crowds.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:50 AM (pfXMo)
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This is because Ticketmaster/SeatGeek have completely ruined the ticket sales market by not stopping bot farms from buying up all of the retail tickets the nanosecond they go on sale, just to turn around and scalp them for exhorbitant prices.
The tickets get "Sold," but a lot of the seats go empty because nobody can afford to buy them on the secondary market. Lower bowl seats for a C-tier NFL matchup start at four digits. Nosebleeds are still 300+.
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 12:00 PM (oqH4h)
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*looks at No-Kings protestors*
He may have a point.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 12:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 12:01 PM (n5tGW)
@LevineJonathan
Abdul El-Sayed's "conservative outreach captain" says "Americans are idiots"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:57 AM (ndZc7)
Outreach!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 12:01 PM (r2Icn)
Cruz isn't a "unnaturally terrible politician" he is one who just mails it in and has no idea what time it is.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 12:01 PM (pawvM)
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Or in California 8 weeks.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 12:01 PM (N8AvH)
>>Venezuela’s Machado returns from exile to crowds of cheering supporters
https://tinyurl.com/4szfc4t2
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 12:02 PM (viF8m)
So like Paxton.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 12:00 PM (N8AvH)
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So, with turnout driving up because the Democrats successfully nationalized the election, as shown with early voting so far, and Talarico being a worse candidate with Allred who appeals far less to black voters and even pissed off black voters (Crockett still hasn't endorsed him and black turnout is the one part of the state noticeably down in South Dallas), Paxton should win similarly to Cruz, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:02 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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He's an unlikable "know it all type", but still shocked actual conservative voters care so much about "personality" to vote for a leftist like Beto. Especially against an established incumbent.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 12:02 PM (suGHj)
Posted by: Community Notes
2 Factor Authentication--the usual is to either send a text to a phone or send an email to confirm logins. Scammers using AI can now sound like a friendly customer rep on the phone from a credit card issuer and then tell them they will send a link to their phone to resolve an issue via text. Same via email. And voila, cracked. There is also man in the middle attacks on SMS texting and some email providers. Neither consistently apply end to end encryption.
And all the consumer websites are run by cheap ass IT execs that view security is optional, especially that of end users. We are going to have to transition to hard physical keys or some such and with quantum computing, even encryption may not work well in the future.
But just like the olden days, simply reverting to paper can obliterate a lot of security issues and taking those mission critical systems that have to rely on computers off the internet at the expense of convenience.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:02 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 26, 2026 12:02 PM (Wp1X1)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:02 PM (Ti9vn)
• What you have (mobile device, Yubikey, etc.)
• What you are (biometrics)"
Which is funny, because once those bits are stored on the phone, what is the "2nd" factor?
You either have the same password for everything, or have your OS store the one it created for you... and your fingerprint.
Brilliant, no?
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 12:03 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Hobie Doyle at October 26, 2026 12:03 PM (+IsEU)
Cruz isn't a "unnaturally terrible politician" he is one who just mails it in and has no idea what time it is.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 12:01 PM (pawvM)
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And Paxton is actually one of the most popular Republicans with Republicans in Texas because of how he's been AG in the state, picking fights (and winning a lot of them) with the left.
He beat George P. Bush in the Texas primary for AG in 2022, in the middle of the anti-Paxton controversies picking up, by about 40 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:03 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 12:03 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:04 PM (3s43i)
Bolsonaro's called for annulment of the election due to the last-second (improperly executed) voting extension. No idea if that's a mechanical option under existing law.
Pretty sure Brazil hasn't changed much in terms of some fundamentals since I followed it closely, and spent a lot of time there. Regional and class divisions are beyond anything we are used to up here.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2026 12:04 PM (U/Byj)
You can just go ahead and put a period at the end of that sentence.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 12:04 PM (pawvM)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
Unlike Cruz, Paxton has won statewide races consistently even after his shampeachment. Winning 70-30 in a primary is a pretty clear indication that Cruz=Paxton is apples and oranges.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)
Salvadoran president says “God will grant us victory” over satanic Haitian gangs who kidnapped technicians
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 12:04 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: polynikes
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But it was a "blue dog" Democrat type state like much of the south where it was conservative voters that had not yet figured out their party was now firmly a left-wing party controlled by "yankees".
Posted by: Sharpie at October 26, 2026 12:04 PM (suGHj)
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)
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Against an actual Bush.
While the Bush machine was building up the impeachment case against Paxton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:04 PM (AutN8)
He also hates his job at Senator and only uses that role as a platform to bump his podcasting engagement and help him generate easy content by posting his sick burnz as a eunuch on whatever committees he serves.
Yeah, he was really proud about some horseshit he did around college sports but not a peep about the SAVE act.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at October 26, 2026 12:05 PM (OrBXc)
This. I don't get it. At all.
Right up there with "reaction" vids...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 12:05 PM (pfXMo)
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*looks at No-Kings protestors*
He may have a point.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 12:01 PM
*looks at Kamala Harris voters*
Ayuh.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 12:05 PM (bFu5X)
Bolsonaro's called for annulment of the election due to the last-second (improperly executed) voting extension. No idea if that's a mechanical option under existing law.
Pretty sure Brazil hasn't changed much in terms of some fundamentals since I followed it closely, and spent a lot of time there. Regional and class divisions are beyond anything we are used to up here.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Opposition has supermajority in legislature and can impeach and remove Lula. After this stunt, highly likely.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:05 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Pudinhead
That dog will lay a big pile tonight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 12:05 PM (r2Icn)
You either have the same password for everything, or have your OS store the one it created for you... and your fingerprint.
Brilliant, no?
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 12:03 PM (pfXMo)
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Stored biometrics and passkeys are still a second factor. The entire concept around this type of security is called Zero Trust Access (ZTA), if you want to take a foray into learning how the architecture works at a high level.
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 12:06 PM (oqH4h)
Reports I've seen from Texas is that turnout in traditionally Republican areas is up.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 12:06 PM (viF8m)
This. I don't get it. At all.
Right up there with "reaction" vids...
Posted by: man
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Millennials and perhaps Gen Z women (which appear more jaundiced about it) and their addiction to 'reality tv' programming shit. Living online is a stupid idea.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: MJ at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (XOmY9)
I'm aware of how it's supposed to work...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at October 26, 2026 12:05 PM (OrBXc)
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https://x.com/DerrickEvans4WV/status/
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https://x.com/TSH3_/status/
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https://x.com/5dme81/status/
2082958887087472653
https://x.com/DerrickEvans4WV/status/
2021937133796368844
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Hobie Doyle at October 26, 2026 12:03 PM
"Would that it were...would that it were."
- John F. Kerry
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (bFu5X)
An oldie but a goodie. In 1968 a bunch of entitled hippy bastards sent a letter detailing their specious demands to the Warden and Fellows of Wadham College, Oxford. This was their letter of reply, which speaks to how far the academy has since fallen.
https://tinyurl.com/55mxwem9
Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)
Give me a break. The reasons why Texas was blue was due to long forgotten values the Democrats used to have. It ain’t that party anymore and the native citizens aren’t going back. Also the influx of Californians ain’t gonna change that.
There is zero chance Paxton loses. Zero, no matter what the McChimp Bush family says.
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (3s43i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 12:08 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Vilano Man at October 26, 2026 12:08 PM (Ovx+P)
Biometrics are stored as digital templates - a form of a hash. That is, you can create a hash from your fingerprint, but not a fingerprint from your hash.
So logging in to a VPN from a laptop would request a username/password/PIN then coordinate with your mobile device for a code match, and the code-match is authenticated within an application that requires a biometric or additional password to be completed.
There is your MFA
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 12:08 PM (pawvM)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:08 PM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 26, 2026 12:08 PM (Wp1X1)
Eventually, some aggrieved nutcase finds a brick and mortar affiliate. Hopefully, you don’t work there on the wrong day.
Posted by: Unkaren at October 26, 2026 12:08 PM (m6fGY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 12:08 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 12:07 PM (pfXMo)
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So then you know that it's technically at least 3-factor. Your password, your biometric, and your verified trusted device. It's better than you're giving it credit for and pretty much the best thing going right now.
Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2026 12:09 PM (oqH4h)
Reports I've seen from Texas is that turnout in traditionally Republican areas is up.
Posted by: JackStraw
EV is much greater than 2022 in red counties and depressed in blue areas. Blacks so far are not coming out for Talafreako for whatever reason. We have a week left of EV and then election day but Democrats this year seem to have a surge on the first day or two in Early Voting and Vote By Mail and then receding while GOP turnout as far as we can tell, is steady on and building.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:10 PM (E4rtv)
It makes no sense but it’s what elections come down to.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 26, 2026 12:11 PM (N8AvH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 12:11 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: DanMan at October 26, 2026 12:12 PM (8uzBS)
The tickets get "Sold," but a lot of the seats go empty because nobody can afford to buy them on the secondary market. Lower bowl seats for a C-tier NFL matchup start at four digits. Nosebleeds are still 300+.
Posted by: ballistic
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Perfect price discrimination can work in the short run to maximize revenue as conceptually you capture all the surplus by making each ticket on the basis of willingness to pay but kills the golden goose in the long run.
Entertainment is a good that is readily substituted and once someone loses the habit of sportsball, rare if ever that they come back. Ditto for movies, ditto for a lot of other entertainment options.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)
Other than that, it's all a crapshoot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 11:12 AM (XV/Pl)
L.A.: wart, out; carbuncle, in. OK, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 12:17 PM (hg8Lt)
It makes no sense but it’s what elections come down to.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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It doesn't actually work that way. Plenty of research on the topic if interested. But for a short intro, lookup the LA Times polling in 2016--they used a panel of people and surveyed the same panel throughout the election period. And got the winner right. True independents are a very small slice of the electorate--most are partisan leaners. So midterms are more like trying to get the leaners for your side to the polls and discouraging the leaners on the other side from the polls. Leaners are also correlated strongly with lower propensity voters. Ideologues are high propensity voters.
Discouragement FUD is aimed at leaners btw.
True indys, less than 5-8 percent often do not vote and it is a coin flip for them generally resulting in a null effect except in wave elections.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2026 12:18 PM (E4rtv)
Because he comes across not only as queer but the whitest white dude you ever whited, and promotes craps black people consider awful and sick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2026 12:19 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)
They got jobs. What are they bitching about?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 12:33 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: MikeN at October 26, 2026 12:55 PM (GDw8p)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 11:10 AM
Nobody will read this, but I voted in small-town Galveston County yesterday. I got there right as the polls opened and I was like the tenth person to vote. I don't know if that measures anything or what, but it's the anecdote I got.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (aTl7+)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Salvador Dali [Hat Tip: The commenter who suggested this last week, and whose name I have forgotten. Sorry!]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 09:36 AM (bar5X)
First?
Posted by: Reforger at October 26, 2026 09:36 AM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 09:36 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 09:37 AM (bar5X)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 09:37 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 09:37 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:38 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at October 26, 2026 09:38 AM (2CeDH)
Posted by: Reforger at October 26, 2026 09:39 AM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)
He was the best.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)
Wait until you see what he does on a Ford Econoline van.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:39 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2026 09:40 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: John Cameron Swayze at October 26, 2026 09:40 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 09:40 AM (y5yZ4)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 09:40 AM (JzUSu)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 09:40 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 09:40 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 26, 2026 09:41 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 26, 2026 09:42 AM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Sammy Johns at October 26, 2026 09:42 AM (EdP2u)
Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 26, 2026 09:42 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 26, 2026 09:45 AM (igBuc)
Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at October 26, 2026 09:47 AM (z6ONu)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)
It is stunning isn't it? Wonder what museum is lucky enough to have it in it's collection.
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2026 09:48 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 09:49 AM (qBivk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 09:50 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2026 09:50 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:51 AM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Seems to be a spotlight from the bottom third on the right.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 26, 2026 09:51 AM (igBuc)
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2026 09:50 AM
I dunno...combine it with a nice highlands distillery tour and you could make a case for it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 09:52 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 09:52 AM (Ti9vn)
I hope you can admire the art without admiring the artist. Much better than his later Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 09:53 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)
His left middle finger?
I really don't like this painting at all. It's like two unfinished bad paintings for the price of one.
Posted by: Reforger at October 26, 2026 09:53 AM (Ae6Br)
thank you for sharing it
this time of year I dream a little bit wild. the veil is thin.
lots of more positive dreaming tho, over previous years! so am feeling overall very good.
a theme is - get back to creating. and do it for the Lord. it's way way past time.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 09:54 AM (qBivk)
Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at October 26, 2026 09:54 AM (z6ONu)
but exposure to them in the flesh, changes your perception of his work.
it looks far far better in person.
he also has a larger oeuvre than I knew of
we had a surrealist show here recently and it really changed my mind about him
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 09:55 AM (qBivk)
Posted by: red speck at October 26, 2026 09:56 AM (Ve/HL)
Excellent painting. Probably Dali's best work.
One detail that leaps out at me is that Christ has a great head of hair, and is very fit.
This is the portrait of a young man in his prime. Not a beaten and broken crucified man.
I take this then to be a depiction of Christ's victory over death and the cross. There are no nails, no crown of thorns. Nothing to bind him. The cross is a fact, but so is the life of the Son of God.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:57 AM (YSUhf)
I went to it the late 90s.
The building itself is very cool, they have a very large collection of Dali's works and, of course, a gift shop with poster prints, t-shirts and the like.
And since it's in the Tampa-St.Pete area there's plenty to do once you leave the museum.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 09:58 AM (6ydKt)
A: Two - one to change the bulb and one to throw all the clocks in the bathtub.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 09:58 AM (bFu5X)
Then he does something like today's image: realistic detail of musculature (look at Saint John's hands) and human figures with completely natural tones, realistic shadows the emphasize the light, fascinating perspective, clean exact lines of the cross against the human figures and other parts, and glowing but still natural colors. He combines these components into a powerful, emotional image.
Just to prove this wasn't a one off, he also did The Last Supper, which I saw at the National Gallery. It is a work of genius even though not traditional. But the same elements that make today's painting so effective are used in The Last Supper.
Posted by: JTB at October 26, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: red speck at October 26, 2026 09:59 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 10:00 AM (Ti9vn)
How perfectly fitting. Surreal.
Posted by: red speck at October 26, 2026 10:01 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 10:00 AM (Ti9vn)
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He saw too many rhinoceroses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:02 AM (AutN8)
On the bottom of his studies for the painting, Dali explained its inspiration: "In the first place, in 1950, I had a 'cosmic dream' in which I saw this image in colour and which in my dream represented the 'nucleus of the atom.' This nucleus later took on a metaphysical sense; I considered it 'the very unity of the universe,' the Christ!"
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2026 10:03 AM (ViCCR)
In order to create the figure of Christ, Dali had Hollywood stuntman Russell M. Saunders suspended from an overhead gantry, so he could see how the body would appear from the desired angle and also envisage the pull of gravity on the human body. The depicted body of water is the bay of Portlligat, in Catalonia, Spain, Dali's residence at the time of the painting
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2026 10:05 AM (ViCCR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 10:05 AM (h7zKj)
Posted by: cmeat at October 26, 2026 10:07 AM (Bep7s)
The painting is known as the Christ of Saint John of the Cross, because its design is based on a drawing by the 16th-century Spanish friar John of the Cross.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2026 10:08 AM (ViCCR)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 10:09 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 10:12 AM (TQKnz)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 10:12 AM (JzUSu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:14 AM (k5CNB)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 10:12 AM (JzUSu)
slashed in 1961. This is why you get so many works of art sitting in glass cases. See also: The Pieta.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:15 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 26, 2026 10:15 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 26, 2026 10:15 AM (sl73Y)
It's gonna be a slow, uphill climb to Comment 100.
Where's the sherpa?
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 10:18 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at October 26, 2026 10:18 AM (FvBFd)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 10:19 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 26, 2026 10:19 AM (Q+DUH)
Posted by: Jeff Carter at October 26, 2026 10:19 AM (amOjK)
Different for Dali & I like it, though it would be doubtful I'd hang it.
Conversatio dot org, A Meditation on Salvador Dalí’s Christ of St. John of the Cross, O Taste and See, Tara M. Owens
"The lower scene depicts two fishermen, standing by the shore of a preternaturally brilliant and gorgeous lake. Immediately, we identify it as the Sea of Galilee. Is this Dalí’s way of reminding us of the calling of the first disciples? On closer inspection, things turn out to be a little more complex. The fishermen are wearing seventeenth-century dress. In fact, they seem to have been copied from Diego Velázquez’s The Surrender of Breda, painted some time before 1635. And the “lake” is actually a harbour—in this case, Dalí’s home town of Port Lligat, on the Spanish Costa Brava, which had already featured in his The Madonna of Port Lligat (1950).
Then we realize what is going on. Dalí, like other leading Spanish artists of the twentieth century, including Picasso, regarded Velázquez as Spain’s greatest painter. Port Lligat is the place where Dalí lived. What Dalí has done is recast the calling of the disciples... " (Much more follows.)
👍🏻
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 10:22 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Margaret at October 26, 2026 10:23 AM (WGUBN)
Posted by: Margaret at October 26, 2026 10:23 AM (WGUBN)
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The real one. Margaret's father stole the real one and replaced it with a fake during a US tour of the painting.
Much better to appreciate in a family's house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:26 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 26, 2026 10:26 AM (igBuc)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL
A collection of the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum, Glasgow.
👉🏻The Times (4 days ago)
Mummies removed from Glasgow museum because they did not ‘consent’
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 10:26 AM (NFX2v)
Mummies removed from Glasgow museum because they did not ‘consent’
Posted by: L - No nic....
What were they doing to the mummies? Yeesh!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 26, 2026 10:28 AM (igBuc)
Here's one at britannica.com I think:
https://tinyurl.com/5n83h8z3
There are several possible candidates. I had trouble making short links to the ones at alamy.
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 10:29 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 10:29 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: bluebell at October 26, 2026 10:29 AM (uyuYG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:31 AM (k5CNB)
Posted by: L - No nic....
Almost seems like a Babylon Bee headline but it's reality. So stupid.
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2026 10:32 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 10:32 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 10:32 AM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:31 AM (k5CNB)
I like Dali... This one is just different
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 10:32 AM (+gK6I)
https://is.gd/lGLosF
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:32 AM (k5CNB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I don't snark when it comes to God.
That's bad karma I don't need.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 10:33 AM (bar5X)
No, not spiderman, the historian.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 10:34 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 10:35 AM (r2Icn)
No, not spiderman, the historian.
Posted by: 88C+u at
You are correct.
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2026 10:36 AM (lJ0H4)
"The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge" Proverbs 1:7 NIV.
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 10:37 AM (Jr5Lq)
https://tinyurl.com/mppbb6st
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 26, 2026 10:40 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 26, 2026 10:40 AM (LOvBA)
You're lookin' swell, Dali
I can tell, Dali
You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
You're still goin' strong
I feel the room swayin'
While the band's playin'
One of our old favourite songs from way back when
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 10:41 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:31 AM (k5CNB)
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My snarkophone needs a new doohickey.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX)
Here's one at britannica.com I think:
https://tinyurl.com/5n83h8z3
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Nah, that's not it. Try this.
https://is.gd/53GEEg
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2026 10:41 AM (ViCCR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX)
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It's not the doohickey. It's the thingamajig.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:42 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 10:42 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 10:42 AM (2ap+5)
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Tolkien was a monarchist.
He might have changed his mind if he had seen how Elizabeth's children and grandchildren turned out, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:42 AM (AutN8)
https://is.gd/lGLosF
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:32 AM (k5CNB)
So, his take is she is a con artist with the belief of a true believing zealot.
Which means she's stupid. If she was competent, then she knows she was selling vaporware.
If she knew what her guys had come up with, then she is smart, but also a psychopath.
Make your choice. You cannot have it both ways which is how often these things are portrayed. She's a brilliant woman, master of all she surveys- but then things come crashing down and she was just a poor, ignorant woman, innocent of blame.
Pick one. It can be either. She cannot be both.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:42 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 10:43 AM (Jr5Lq)
If the prisons are crowded, build more prisons.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 26, 2026 10:40 AM (LOvBA)
That was an odd part of the story CBD linked: 'If we imprison her we'll have to release far more violent MEN!'
Oh, fuck off, you simpering shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:44 AM (Y/06r)
https://tinyurl.com/mppbb6st
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)
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I have been using extra eggs in the waffles lately...
/ponders to self
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)
You cannot have it both ways which is how often these things are portrayed. She's a brilliant woman, master of all she surveys- but then things come crashing down and she was just a poor, ignorant woman, innocent of blame.
Pick one. It can be either. She cannot be both.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:42 AM (Y/06r)
___________
No different than the stronk, independent woman who was ravished by a cad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 10:45 AM (eRlcH)
My mind works so that I was trying to think of something funny...
'My nose itches.'
Best I can do. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:45 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Analytical lurker at October 26, 2026 10:45 AM (o6g5t)
No different than the stronk, independent woman who was ravished by a cad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 10:45 AM (eRlcH)
Or seven cads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:45 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:44 AM (Y/06r)
No, Jeff Carter is wrong, but he isn't a "simpering shit."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:46 AM (k5CNB)
Or second gangbang- which would be cads four, five and six.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:46 AM (Y/06r)
Oh, fuck off, you simpering shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:44 AM (Y/06r)
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Wait. So if she is imprisoned judges will release MORE violent men? How does that track?
Aren't judges already releasing violent men--especially illegal immigrants--back into society?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 10:46 AM (FZ29D)
@cardiffcouncil
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day.
The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism.
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For too long dwarfs have been given short shift.
Bonus: little people and sign language.
https://tinyurl.com/ytxk96ar
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)
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When I worked in Silicon Valley it went like this
Customer: my sales rep said I could have version 5!
Franpsycho: there is no version 5 yet, we only have version 4
Customer: but I paid for version 5!
Franpsycho: ...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)
Carter was quoting someone who said that. Those are not his words.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:47 AM (k5CNB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:46 AM (k5CNB)
Why bring sex into it, then? Why not make it a case of white collar, non-violent offenders vs violent offenders?
Why make it non-violent women vs violent men?
Word choice matters, CBD.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:48 AM (Y/06r)
Customer: my sales rep said I could have version 5!
Franpsycho: there is no version 5 yet, we only have version 4
Customer: but I paid for version 5!
Franpsycho: ...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)
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"But sales rep said that Version 5 did blowjobs."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:48 AM (AutN8)
When I worked in Silicon Valley it went like this
Customer: my sales rep said I could have version 5!
Franpsycho: there is no version 5 yet, we only have version 4
Customer: but I paid for version 5!
Franpsycho: ...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)
___________
I once went on a customer visit with some sales reps. It was an eye-opening experience.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 10:48 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
He shoulda had some candles and a Ouija board in his truck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 10:49 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:47 AM (k5CNB)
Ah, valid. The tone felt different than the other writing, but was portrayed in the article not as a quote.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:49 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: What happened at October 26, 2026 10:49 AM (olIOR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 10:48 AM (eRlcH)
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"This software will do absolutely anything you want."
"It's a spreadsheet."
"Anything. You. Want."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:49 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 10:49 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:48 AM (AutN
That's why it's the moneymaker.
https://youtu.be/6vwNcNOTVzY
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:50 AM (Y/06r)
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day.
The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism.
Are people not aware of dwarves? And why green? Are you confusing them with leprechauns? They might not appreciate that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 10:51 AM (bFu5X)
"It's a spreadsheet."
"Anything. You. Want."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:49 AM (AutN
Excel will do pretty much anything. You just have to know how to get it to do it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:52 AM (Y/06r)
Franpsycho: "No, I'm not speaking with you now."
She made me go to her hospital room the next day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:52 AM (RIvkX)
"It's a spreadsheet."
"Anything. You. Want."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:49 AM
It calculate long time!
- Saigon sales rep
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 10:52 AM (bFu5X)
Word choice matters, CBD.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:48 AM (Y/06r)
I agree.
And...word choice does matter: you misquoted Jeff Carter.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:52 AM (k5CNB)
"Anything. You. Want."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:49 AM (AutN
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Not quite that bad, but it revealed to me that being in sales requires a set of skills I manifestly do not possess.
Actually, I was talking to a nephew, who is in sales for a pretzel manufacturer. What they negotiate about with stores is mind-boggling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 10:52 AM (eRlcH)
Excel will do pretty much anything. You just have to know how to get it to do it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:52 AM (Y/06r)
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I bet it can play DOOM.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:53 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 10:53 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 10:53 AM (pfXMo)
Toss 'em.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 10:53 AM
"Don't tell the elf..."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 10:54 AM (bFu5X)
Her idea was just a little worse than a Segway.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 10:54 AM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 10:54 AM (2ap+5)
Too damn much medical misfortunes around here. Sucks, huh?
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (pfXMo)
Holmes entire "idea" was 'let's miniaturize something.'
_________
A Japanese-Polish inventor went broke selling miniaturized dildos.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (eRlcH)
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
Trump just called Libya, Yemen, Haiti, and Somalia "shithouse" and "shitass" countries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:53 AM (AutN
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So can my smart fridge, but every time I kill a cacodaemon the pickle jar explodes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 10:52 AM (k5CNB)
Hah! Valid. But he should have made sure to differentiate his opinion from the words he wrote then.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: muldoon at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (I0N4X)
Trump just called Libya, Yemen, Haiti, and Somalia "shithouse" and "shitass" countries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)
_________
True, if undiplomatic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 10:56 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: muldoon at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (I0N4X)
Hah. That was short and sweet.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 10:56 AM (Ti9vn)
@kylegriffin1
Trump just called Libya, Yemen, Haiti, and Somalia "shithouse" and "shitass" countries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM
OK...he's observant. And...?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 10:56 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 10:54 AM (2ap+
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In a Franpsycho administration that would be a crime punishable by helicopter ride.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 10:57 AM (RIvkX)
@kylegriffin1
Trump just called Libya, Yemen, Haiti, and Somalia "shithouse" and "shitass" countries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM
Trump doesn't shy away from the truth....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 10:57 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)
He's not wrong.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 10:57 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: muldoon
__________
Are we still gonna do Stonehenge?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM (JzUSu)
https://youtu.be/SFhr2tNn6kA
1) I usually hate rap, but Kanye did have some catchy noises in there.
2) Video game trailers used to actually be stylish and fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM (Y/06r)
Actually, I was talking to a nephew, who is in sales for a pretzel manufacturer. What they negotiate about with stores is mind-boggling.
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Yep. And its why the marxists always want to attack capitalism with "nobody needs 27 choices of deodorant". First of all, marxists are usually smelly and could benefit from using any one of those 27 choices of deodorant. Secondly, the complexity of the free market frustrates half-wits like Bernie and Liz because they have nowhere near enough knowledge to be even an assistant manager at a small grocery store in Dewey, Oklahoma, much less to pretend to lead the economies of entire nations.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM
Trailers?
Posted by: Pong at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM (Y/06r)
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"Want to play Mass Effect? Well, let's tell you about how heteronormity is dangerous to alien life."
-Mass Effect 5 trailer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM (AutN8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)
Water is still wet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 10:59 AM (Y/06r)
One morning while I was out fishing
Just fishing, dreaming, and wishing
Suddenly up in the air
I thought I saw Christ flying there
But, it was the nine oh five flight into Flushing!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 10:59 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: muldoon at October 26, 2026 10:59 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Good Times at October 26, 2026 11:00 AM (N8AvH)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 11:00 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 11:00 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 26, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 26, 2026 11:00 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: polynikes
Is that the one where the midgets ran the pumpkin farm?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (r2Icn)
I prefer the politically incorrect' shittiest countries in the world'.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (Ti9vn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (2CeDH)
-Mass Effect 5 trailer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM (AutN
https://youtu.be/bIG2dWLHaYU
When you could look at the ratings list (drugs, sexual content, violence, etc) and think 'Sounds like a good game.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Oglebay
And Musk fired back on X (formerly Twitter), writing, "Stealing companies is a serious crime... Jail for Reich."
💖
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Ann at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (SHHm+)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 10:58 AM (Ti9vn)
They never got the one ring to Mordor.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 11:02 AM (M60gE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 11:01 AM (r2Icn)
Yes. The patriarch was a pretty good businessman. The wife was a nag. They eventually got a divorce.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 11:02 AM (Ti9vn)
They imbibe at the nineteenth hole, and the next day you find that your weekly hours have suddenly increased from 60 to 90 to try to make their drunken promises come true.
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 11:03 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)
Maatie, ol' buddy? They might be onto us...
Posted by: Sodosma the necromancer at October 26, 2026 11:03 AM (88C+u)
We saw "Clayface" yesterday.
It was a good fun time at the movies
BONUS! There was enough body horror to make it a good Halloween movie as well!
the best of the Comic book villain origin movies.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 11:04 AM (YSUhf)
#BREAKING: Ex-Somaliland minister says Ilhan Omar leaked Congress meeting info to Somali leaders
If true, Ilhan might not be a traitor (she may not be a legal citizen) so much as a foreign spy.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 11:05 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: polynikes
A short-lived marriage.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 11:06 AM (r2Icn)
There's commentary that Clayface is just Darkman, but the Hagen version of Clayface has been around since 1961 such that Raimi might have been the one ripping it off.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 11:06 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: Dr_No at October 26, 2026 11:26 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 26, 2026 11:28 AM (sl73Y)
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. T
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For too long dwarfs have been given short shift.
Bonus: little people and sign language. https://tinyurl.com/ytxk96ar
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)
_______________________________
The theme song will be Randy Newman's 'Short People'
Posted by: Dr_No at October 26, 2026 11:30 AM (ayRl+)
Been to the Perpignan station twice, before I knew this. Had no personal revelation.
Posted by: Tom Swift at October 26, 2026 12:37 PM (60D99)
The Morning Report — 10/26 /26
Good morning kids. In a free-wheeling and wide-ranging discussion, that is our signature style of ranting, raving and yammering about the news of the day on the latest edition of the podcast linked here as well as in the sidebar and at the popular outlets listed at the bottom of the post, of course the massive rioting in France now spreading to other parts of Europe might and could very well erupt over here in America, especially with the absolutely crucial midterm elections now a scant week away and with the totally secure, safe and sane early voting well under way across the nation. what a pathetic and sick joke that is, but it's yet another signpost that America as founded and the civil society as it had been intended is fading fast. And yet, despite Western Europe and Civilization as it had been advancing for several thousand years is in flames courtesy of suicidal Leftism and Homicidal Islam, somehow in spite of it all America is still clinging on to a life raft as the waves do their best to swamp and drown us. Well despite the fake polling
The Scamsters Unveiled: In August and this month, four different polling outfits were exposed for fabricating data.. . . .and so this expected so-called Blue Wave (puns and metaphors flying free here), there seems to be trouble in workers paradise. One big and kind of surprising item comes from Leftist and Muslim dominated Michigan:
Dems Hit Panic Button As El-Sayed’s Black Voter Problems Remain Problematic. . . “…everybody you talk to on the ground there says there is a very worrying problem with the black vote in Detroit. And I have not seen many Democrats win a state like Michigan where the black vote does not turn out.”Well is it just Michigan, where I fully expect Whitmer/Nessel/Benson to fire up the fraud machine... and is their seeming panic justified or what's really going on here? Well, what will the Democrats do? As the Sanford Townsend band sang in 1977 The Smoke From a Distant Fire, might very well be heading this way, regardless of a blue wave, or to ensure one!
Because while the violence across Europe has been described as “student protests,” it is anything but that. In fact, it’s a calculated effort by highly organized and well-financed extreme left groups to sow anarchy across Western civilization. Here in the U.S., the hard-left Democrat Party has all but declared it’s no longer a party of working-class people and middle-class taxpayers. It’s dominated by the Democratic Socialists of America and closely allied and networked with the global movement to destroy capitalism and impose socialism. An exaggeration? Nope. According to “DataRepublican,” a well-known data-crunching online influencer who previously worked as an analyst for the Pentagon, the Democratic Socialists of America have plans for all of us. She cites literally “thousands of new transcripts and hundreds of recordings” showing what those plans are.Arm yourself to the teeth, my friends. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.On these and all the other cheery notes, including the lastest in the ongoing flea circus of the BRO-FO Omar chronicles . . .
Where is William of Occam when you need him? The celebrated author of “Occam’s Razor”—Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem—would be a useful chap to have around when trying to understand The Case of Ilhan. The hijab-clad, Trump-and-America-hating, Somali-born woman who has been representing Minnesota’s 5th congressional district since January 3, 2019, is everywhere in the news. The proximate cause of this new interest was the October 12 pre-dawn search of Ilhan’s Washington, D.C., home by Homeland Security Investigations. The search took about five hours and yielded a number of potentially interesting items, including cell phones, personal computers, notebooks, and her passport. That DHSI raid was an eyebrow-raising event. But really, at this point, the news was almost superfluous. Indeed, we have had Ilhan’s number at least since 2016, back when she was running for a seat in Minnesota’s state government. It was then that Powerline’s Scott Johnson first polished his magnifying glass and began, terrier-like, to follow the trail of this incestuous fraudster. Johnson recently released a compilation of research, originally put together by David Steinberg and published on X, about Ilhan. Their work was supplemented in 2020 with an excellent book by Benjamin Weingarten called American Ingrate.And with that we still have bullshit like this to contend with:
The FBI arrested a CIA contractor Friday for allegedly leaking highly classified national defense information to a romantic partner who operated an online publication known for publishing sensitive government intelligence. Ian A. Brinksman, 42, of Washington, D.C., faces federal charges of unlawfully transmitting national defense information following a search of his residence. According to a criminal complaint, Brinksman allegedly accessed sensitive intelligence outside his official responsibilities and provided it to an individual who published classified material on Substack. Attorney General Todd Blanche condemned the alleged breach, emphasizing the Trump administration’s commitment to protecting America’s national security secrets.
Oh thank goodness we have committed professionals who have our backs But of course after the President himself enemy of the people #2 is Pete Hegseth! Before I develop an aneurysm let me nevertheless wish you all to
have a good day. And please do your best to VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN!!!
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
- Will Far-Left Dems' claims Trump plans to steal midterms be an excuse to incite EU-
Think Europe’s Chaos Can’t Happen Here? It’s Already Being Planned
- The reported DSA-linked planning treats the Insurrection Act as a trap that works only if Trump walks into it on their timetable and terms.
The DSA Plans To Incite Nationwide Violence Ahead Of 2028 Election
- Four states stand between America and a constitutional crisis.
The Radical Left Wing Scheme To Hijack The Presidency* * * * * - Leftism cannot succeed unless everyone fails together.
Why Leftists Won’t Let Us Live
- The war for Western civilization is here.
Only Citizen-Patriots Can Save the West
- From Calvinist Puritans to progressive purity tests.
The Seattle Freeze
- Trump stands firm against a consumerist Europe and a woke Democrat party.
The Globalist Assault On America
- Democrats are attempting to wrest back control of one or both chambers of the US Congress, which are currently controlled by Trump’s Republican party.
Dog-Eating Dog-Turd Obama blasts Trump’s ‘chaos and cruelty’ while campaigning for Democrats
- Tin polished to look like gold.
The Little Tin Gods, Part One
- If America labored under the tyranny of an absolute monarch, they wouldn’t be allowed to protest him in the first place!
What the Latest No Kings No Show Told Me
- According to Indian sages.
The Future of ‘No Kings’ After Trump’s Third Term "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - A federal appeals court handed President Donald Trump’s administration a significant immigration enforcement victory Friday, ruling that illegal immigrants detained within the United States have no constitutional right to a bond hearing, regardless of how long they have lived in the country.
Federal Appeals Court Upholds Trump Administration’s Authority to Detain Illegal Immigrants Without Bond Hearings
- The suspect was identified as Inique Hinton of Douglasville who was arrested in Cobb County and is now facing federal charges in the case, WSB-TV reported Friday.
VIDEO — Suspect Arrested in ICE Office Firebombing Attempt Case: "Despicable, Terroristic Crime" THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??) - The Democrats would love the Iranians to pull off their own October Surprise this year.
Another October Surprise?
- Axios: “U.S. intelligence finds Iran has “substantially increased” its efforts to target American diplomats and officials in the Middle East and beyond.”
Iran Plotting Attacks on U.S. Diplomats and Troops in the Middle East, Regime Officials Confirm
- Temporarily higher prices at the gas pump must not deter America from defeating Iran and rebuilding its own robust energy and manufacturing sectors.
Swallow The Medicine. Rebuild The Nation. ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY - Is Hamas ‘Palestinian’? Or Egyptian? (Neither, it's MUSLIM- jjs)
What the Origins of the Gaza War Tell Us About the Solution OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS - “Every Jewish New Yorker is feeling the rise of hate in our city and in our state”
NY Republican Running for AG Wants to Declare Antisemitism ‘State of Emergency’ in NYC WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - “It doesn’t even look like it’s an election going on anywhere”
MSNOW Cites Muslim Racism as Reason Black Voters Don’t Want Abdul El-Sayed DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - The Federalist has compiled five of Thomas’ greatest opinions to commemorate his 35 years on the nation’s highest bench.
5 Superb Clarence Thomas Opinions To Mark His 35 Years At SCOTUS
- For Justice Kagan, as for other leftists on the Supreme Court, the Court is not about justice but about politics and assisting Democrats when the voters won’t.
Kagan sits on the wrong branch FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - A leopard clearly never changes his spots. Ruddy’s renewed efforts to constrain competing media organizations raises burning questions about what his and Newsmax’s version of conservatism actually delivers.
Newsmax’s Chris Ruddy Has Surrendered to the Left.
- A quite recent chief of staff to Democrat Gov. Gavin Newsom is awaiting sentencing for fraud, so David French says that voters who are tired of fraud blame Republicans and will elect Democrats.
Dimwitted Quisling David French Has An Infinite Appetite For Ritual Humiliation THE ECONOMY, STUPID - Audi is the last major German car brand without a U.S. factory.
Another Win For American Workers As Trump’s Tariffs Pay Off Big
- A monetary system anchored to energy is a system anchored to reality.
When Money Dies: A Century-Long Prophecy CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - Six of the shooting victims remain hospitalized Sunday morning and one of them is in critical condition.
At Least 12 Injured in Shooting Near Florida A&M Football Stadium EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Heather MacDonald: In claiming a campus rape crisis, the university’s students are egged on by radical professors who betray the cause of reason for an ideology of victimhood.
Cornell’s Real Crisis Is Irrationalism, Not Rape
- When professors blur the line between academic freedom and political activism, universities owe their students clear standards and consistent enforcement.
Students Are Back. The Faculty Accountability Questions Never Left.
- Classical education is notably more rigorous than public education (fourth-grade reading lists in classical schools might include titles such as Beowulf, Little Women, and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea), but rigor is not the primary distinction. Rather, the true difference is scope.
Public Schools vs. Classical Instruction: Here’s the Biggest Difference DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Roger Kimball: We have had Ilhan’s number at least since 2016, back when she was running for a seat in Minnesota’s state government.
Thoughts About BRO-FO What’s-Her-Name
- "You will suffer and cry in seething... You will scream like a demon... After all, you are not Arabs."
The Violent Message Hidden In BRO-FO Omar’s Innocent-Looking Video
- Exhibit A in the case against Ilhan Omar has been revealed
Mrs. Elmi’s bad week GRIFTING OLEAGENOUS PARASITES — RINO SCUM SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - This is not a distinction without a difference. It is a significant difference that matters greatly to the nation and its citizens.
Republicans Are a Cancer. Democrats Are The Grim Reaper. POLITICS - Thad McCotter: Republicans must overcome their midterm apathy and turn out to defeat the radical left, even if victory proves elusive, while keeping political battles in perspective.
The 2026 Midterm Vigil (No. 3): Musing and Misgivings as the Campaigning Crescendos
- Surprisingly, they can—but even if they don’t, the Democrats will not fare very well, setting the table for a successful 2028 Republican election.
Can Republicans Defy Midterm History?
- “…everybody you talk to on the ground there says there is a very worrying problem with the black vote in Detroit. And I have not seen many Democrats win a state like Michigan where the black vote does not turn out.”
Dems Hit Panic Button As El-Sayed’s Black Voter Problems Remain Problematic
- “So, one of my messages to the Republicans is you need to get off the bench and get out and vote. We’ll probably catch up and pass the Democrats sometime early next week, midweek. We should have a pretty healthy lead when we go into the end of early voting,” he continued.
VIDEO — Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick: Republicans Will Soon ‘Pass the Democrats’ in Early Voting
- Career politician Roy Cooper is now vying for a seat in the federal Senate, so let’s take a quick look at his record.
Atta Boy Roy’—I Don’t Think So!
- The former vice president spent 76 words explaining what happens in the Senate without explaining what happens in the Senate.
Kamala Harris Returns To Campaign Trail With A 76-Word Head-Scratcher
- Michigan and Minnesota’s Democrat senatorial nominees are campaigning with the more extreme members of their party.
The Senate elections in two blue wall states
- “Mary and her family sustained minor injuries but are in good spirits."
Democrat Hurt In Car Crash, Postpones Campaign Events A Week Before Midterms
- Four polling outfits have recently been exposed as utter frauds, fabricating data and sharing fraudulent reports.
Fake Pollsters And Those Who Loved Them
- The midterms won't fix Congress's dysfunction or its growing surrender of power to the presidency.
When Congress Stops Governing, Presidents Fill The Void
- Without Obama, Trump would never have become president, and that’s true both literally and figuratively.
Thanks Again, Obama FRANCE IS BURNING, And Europe With It - Video of the incident went viral, as several rioters were chasing after Macron's motorcade.
Rioters chase after Emmanuel Macron's motorcade in Trappes, France shouting 'Allahu Akbar'
- According to Rome’s Il Messaggero newspaper, the ultra-left anarchist groups previously expected to stage insurrectionist riots were largely prevented from demonstrating. However, a loose-knit group of various left-wing student movements, described as “but only peripherally, to the insurrectionist movement” managed to stage a protest of around 2,500 people.
Rioters Storm Colosseum in Rome, Clash With Police Across Italy
- European unrest spreads as French and Belgian officials accuse far-left activists of fueling violence and Italy deploys more soldiers to Milan.
European Riots Spread as Officials Blame Far-Left Groups FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - Cuba paints itself as a people’s revolution… a true democracy, but the language is different from the reality. (Just like the Democrat Party - jjs)
Cuba's Socialist Con
- "What we would say now is: It’s closing time, which means you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here."
Haiti grapples with thousands of citizens being repatriated home from US
- The European Parliament’s insulting Trump statue exposes the continent’s political decadence.
A Europe United In Infamy THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT" - “The people of Oleshky have limited electricity, live amid mined roads, and endure regular military attacks."
Melania Trump negotiates Ukraine-Russia ceasefire in Oleshky region for civilian evacuation, humanitarian aid DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - “It turns out that 80 new propaganda cells across 30 universities had popped up using different names and different charters, but with the same mission: to steal intellectual property and to infiltrate the minds of American students”
Pete Hegseth Designates Confucius Institutes as National Security Threat
- Ian A. Brinksman, 42, of Washington, D.C., faces federal charges of unlawfully transmitting national defense information following a search of his residence. According to a criminal complaint, Brinksman allegedly accessed sensitive intelligence outside his official responsibilities and provided it to an individual who published classified material on Substack.
FBI Arrests CIA Contractor Accused of Leaking Classified Defense Secrets to Romantic Partner HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - The demand is rather simple: State your current position on gender-transition interventions for minors, identify any planned revisions, and say when they will happen.
Kennedy’s HHS Puts Gender Medicine’s Biggest Medical Groups On The Clock ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - ...in preparation for the decay of its orbit shortly when it will burn up in the atmosphere.
NASA officially ends the Gehrels Swift Observatory
- The agency is going to wait as long as possible before deciding which lander will do the first landing mission.
NASA’s flight plans for Artemis-3 orbital mission and Artemis-4 and -5 manned lunar landings CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Christian Toto: Veteran Jewish actor makes incomprehensible plea for far-Left Michigan pol
Spencer Pratt, Gad Saad Slam ‘Princess Bride’ Alum Over El-Sayed
- Lessons from Tocqueville about political division, and how to take our democracy back.
What a Small Town Mayor Taught Me
- “The family is a conservative project that limits human flourishing."
The Left is Coming For Your Family HITHER & YON - And a city called Paris.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 26, 2026 07:01 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:03 AM (D8hst)
Also, that Brazil election was some stolen shit. Commies coming hard.
Posted by: GigantorX at October 26, 2026 07:03 AM (YU8Xa)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:05 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 07:09 AM (u82oZ)
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Gad Saad
@GadSaad
Here we go:
@PatinkinMandy
is a Self-Loathing Degenerate, Lobotomized Wood Cricket Jew.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:09 AM (D8hst)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 07:13 AM (BpO1e)
along with a brief précis of Omar’s career, the President concluded by saying, “Since Ilhan used a fake name, she must immediately resign from Congress… The Dumocrat party has just conceded the seat of the former Ilhan Omar, from the lovely country of Somalia.”
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Trump is a stand up comic President.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:14 AM (D8hst)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 07:14 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 07:16 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (igCg8)
Posted by: The Truth In A Nutsack at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (8EQTH)
is a Self-Loathing Degenerate, Lobotomized Wood Cricket Jew.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:09 AM (D8hst)
Self-Gassing Pitchman for new improved Zyklon C-Z!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 26, 2026 07:19 AM (RkR9o)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:22 AM (D8hst)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:22 AM (MWfyi)
Willowed
We are rapidly headed towards a society where no one understands how anything works
Our "leaders" have long been in that state. We've gone from a society where people used to have productive careers before going, briefly, into politics to the European one where there's a pipeline from university to staffer/NGO to entrenched political office.
None has been on a farm, or in a production plant, or an assembly line. They have no idea where things come from, how things are produced, or how things get from A to B. They know the levers of politics, otherwise nothing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 07:23 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: StefanH at October 26, 2026 07:23 AM (K2flp)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Had fun in Texas, but it would have been even more fun if you both had attended.
I came up with a new idea. I stuffed a dollar bill in the apron on the Bacon Wench. For a good cause.
Not something I did in the Service.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 26, 2026 07:26 AM (8r0td)
We wished we could have made it, but......
life got in the way this year.
So we try for next year.
And I'm certain that apron stuffing could become an annual event.
May need to bring a bunch with us next year.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 07:26 AM (iMotb)
It's increasing becoming a challenge to rake leaves without AI.
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:27 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:30 AM (l6BsO)
Posted by: Pawl at October 26, 2026 07:30 AM (MWfyi)
I might add that the complete and utter real-world ignorance of our "leaders" in no way stops them from implementing programs so illogical and impossible of success that anyone with a scintilla of common sense would be horrified were they to study them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 07:30 AM (eRlcH)
https://tinyurl.com/mr9tacbd
I love this story so much. The icing on the cake is registering her address as Trump Tower.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 26, 2026 07:30 AM (2NHgQ)
Good article J.J., thanks. Not news to most of us here, but a good summary to give to those who don't see the pattern.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:31 AM (O7YUW)
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He has an X stream going? Where is it?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:32 AM (l6BsO)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 07:33 AM (0U5gm)
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I fear this is already well on its way to becoming reality. We had a vehicle in the shop early in the year with transmission issues. There's one tech for the 2 or 3 Ford dealers in the area qualified to work on it. It took 3 weeks to fix.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 07:33 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 07:23 AM (eRlcH)
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They have NO idea of the sheer complexity of modern technology that allows our society to function at all.
When it comes crashing down, they still won't have any idea of what happened and will never, ever be able to rebuild society in any meaningful way, despite their lofty claims.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:34 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 07:35 AM (iMotb)
I’m starting to have a better feel about these midterms; especially the senate. The polls are getting closer with the GOP having the momentum. Or maybe the summer polls were just frauds.
A tinge of caution… every single race it seems is close; too close for comfort
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 07:37 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: paulnjax at October 26, 2026 07:37 AM (PPnyU)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 07:37 AM (bar5X)
So "Fiery But Mostly Peaceful" insurrection.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 07:38 AM (BpO1e)
But, hopefully the Trump administration has this under control, this time around. I think it probably does - "make sure to vote correctly in November, and then we'll tell our paramilitaries to stand down and quit burning everything" is their main campaign tactic these days, and they haven't been able to pull it off this year, so they're clearly on the back heel in that regard.
We'll see.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 07:40 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:41 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:34 AM (FZ29D)
I don't know how it works, where it goes or how it is grown, but I drive my Tesla to drop off my recyclables while drinking my double grande mocha choka latte after I mail in my voting ballot marked straight democrats.
Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, democrat scold and busybody at October 26, 2026 07:42 AM (8EQTH)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 07:43 AM (0Jm0d)
@HillaryClinton
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Oct 26, 2016
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Happy 10th Anniversary!! 🖕
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 07:46 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 26, 2026 07:46 AM (LOvBA)
is a Self-Loathing Degenerate, Lobotomized Wood Cricket Jew.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:09 AM (D8hst)
Self-Gassing Pitchman for new improved Zyklon C-Z!
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He can be their Zyklon ShamWow mascot! Think of the funny commercials he could make.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 26, 2026 07:48 AM (LOvBA)
Also, I'm in IL, and getting a kick out of Fat Fucks Political ads.
Prices on the rise due to trump! I, JB Fat Fat Fuck, am fighting to lower costs! By capping Insulin prices and doubling the state child tax credit!
What an asshole he's dumped us with another yearly round of tax/fee hikes. Every year same thing. But he's fighting for me
We have no GOP in the state, not legit at least. Bailey and his campaign are funded by JB cut outs.
Ugh.
Posted by: GigantorX at October 26, 2026 07:49 AM (YU8Xa)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 07:52 AM (I43vL)
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Something very planned, and very wicked is underfoot throughout Europe; it's plain to see. I know it's been talked about so much the last week, but DataRepublican's uncovered research has been really scaring the heck out of me. And this diabolical chaos is being planned for here as well. Has the exposure harmed their mission? We're talking about extremely determined, rabid animals here. Both those "elites" unfolding all of this, as well as the foot soldier useful idiots.
One thing seems clear. The switch has been flipped to ACTIVATE and they are playing their plans out right now.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)
He completely discounts all the great deep fake video being made!
https://tinyurl.com/msdwckmh
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:53 AM (ALmBW)
Their side wants free hormones for trannies while imprisoning the world in communism.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 07:54 AM (3cUTc)
As a "what if", can the US Government shut down over the air Operations Orders from broadcast firms using the FCC, and stop internet and Signal traffic to and from know activists?
Someone in government knows who they are.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:00 AM (RIvkX)
As I have said before, the left will never forgive Trump for beating Hillary.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 08:00 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2026 08:01 AM (M0I1r)
Since they were exposed, I'm surprised they haven't been "black bagged" and shunted off to GITMO.
And the one's with the money to finance all this shit buried in a box somewhere remote.
It's a horrible missed chance if "nothing happens."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 08:02 AM (RORbl)
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I've been working my way through this. Very disturbing so much of government, local, state, and federal is in the hands of people who LIED when they took their oath of office.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)
The DSA Plans To Incite Nationwide Violence Ahead Of 2028 Election
I'm gonna find one of those coffee cups with the smiling housewife saying 'They're doing it again because you didn't hang them last time'.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 26, 2026 08:03 AM (3Ope8)
So many posts, variations of "I'm a lifelong Republican, voted for [insert known conservative] but this year, I voted all Democrats"
Some add to it and will give lefty talking points as reasons; Iran, gas, rule of law, etc.
They think that works because they don't know any actual conservatives.
I'd note that Talarico has two types of ads1) to convince R not to vote Paxton (corruption) and 2) convince moderate / liberal R to vote for him (centrist).
They don't know R voters, they know what they think are R voters
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 08:04 AM (3cUTc)
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Ya know how they say there is no such thing as a stupid question?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/37xywm93
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
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Genius! Loved that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 08:05 AM (jyC3p)
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:05 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 26, 2026 08:06 AM (3Ope8)
Some add to it and will give lefty talking points as reasons; Iran, gas, rule of law, etc.
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Karl Rove!
Btw, when is he going to finally come out of the closet?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 08:07 AM (jyC3p)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at October 26, 2026 08:07 AM (8r0td)
Do not let the enemy put fear into your heart. When that begins to happen remind yourself Who it is that is in control of it all.
Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
Posted by: TeeJ at October 26, 2026 08:08 AM (ix5nG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 07:43 AM (0Jm0d)
This time it’s Bolsonaro Jr. running. And the fraud was so blatant that it’s unlikely this will stand. The election is hopelessly tainted, I would not be surprised if it comes down to which side the army agrees to back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:08 AM (jTKPp)
Lula scored a ‘victory” which Bolsanaro is refusing to acknowledge.
Spicy Brazilian future ahead.
Posted by: Voter theater. at October 26, 2026 08:09 AM (FCPbW)
https://tinyurl.com/37xywm93
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
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Genius! Loved that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 08:05 AM (jyC3p)
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AI is making progress, but the characters' eyes are still sort of lifess. A lot of staring blankly while singing.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2026 08:09 AM (M0I1r)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (M0I1r)
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Shoot every last one.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)
Happy Monday.
Reading about the fake polling orgs you really want to say "no shit Sherlock".
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (h7zKj)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)
The problem is that we have a lot of people in those positions of power who despise the President and are perfectly fine with being The Resistance™.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (BpO1e)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at October 26, 2026 08:12 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (jTKPp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)
1.) Trump's disruption of various financing schemes. USAID, entitlement money laundering, etc. They haven't had time to rebuild the funding networks that pay for the mobilizations, trap houses, weapons, bail funds, and bribes to police forces.
2.) A self-own by their media organs. Unlike in prior years, force is met with force, though on a tiny scale. We saw several instances where their young thugs got what they deserve - gunshots to the head. They'd have done well to ignore this. But they didn't.
They attempted to martyr these shitsticks, and shouted from the rooftops about it. Worse yet, these dead Communists were from their core recruiting base - affluent white young people. I think this had a deterrent rather than galvanizing effect. They basically advertised to the rank and file that this isn't a cost-free exercise, and you could well be taking a trip to a graveyard instead of to a smiling, friendly DA.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (BI5O2)
Hmmm. Sounds "rayciss", no?
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: NR Pax
The other problem is they are completely comfortable doing this.
They've deduced that nobody will do anything to stop them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 08:16 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Pardon my cynicism but there's a good reason for that.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 08:16 AM (BpO1e)
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The problem is that we have a lot of people in those positions of power who despise the President and are perfectly fine with being The Resistance™.
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Yeah... I do wonder if anyone in the intelligence community alerted the admin about it. If they're learning about it from DataRepublican (who was a "special government employee" for a period of time) and not... say CIA director.....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 08:16 AM (RORbl)
I have an idea: Quit voting for Muslims and their sycophant politicians.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:17 AM (PVBkQ)
Posted by: Dominion Systems at October 26, 2026 08:17 AM (8r0td)
https://tinyurl.com/y4h4ppsj
Also, he was around before the internet, but I'd expect he might say "Takemuch time off of it."
I was on it twice yesterday to look up some facts.
New news. No politics. Just church yesterday and a nice walk in the beauty of nature and reading the Bible and other devotional literature .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 08:18 AM (JrHfD)
Let them all in and bar the door. Then let the archers have their way with them.
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 08:18 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2026 08:19 AM (wzaBj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 08:16 AM
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at October 26, 2026 08:19 AM (8r0td)
What is DAVE in FL's X account?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 26, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 08:20 AM (BI5O2)
Without serious funding, it ain't gonna happen.
"Rioting" takes a lot of resources. A metric shiite tonne or more, especially when trying to cover a lot of (literal) ground. The "usual suspects" of sponsoring idiots simply won't blow the cheese on this w/o the US Taxpayer footing the major bills. As long as that resource is out, they're just not going to happen. IMO, the hardcore leftist idiots like DoughyMcGovernor don't fully realize that...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:20 AM (pfXMo)
>>The Scamsters Unveiled: In August and this month, four different polling outfits were exposed for fabricating data.
Given that the polls are generally in alignment, is there not just fabrication, but coordination? Or is it that they sorta follow each other to look legit?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:20 AM (rOKnE)
Let them all in and bar the door. Then let the archers have their way with them.
Posted by: fd
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steal some big cats from the local zoo, turn them loose in the arena
hilarity ensues
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:21 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE)
I think the entire State knows that the only reason Paxton ever faced impeachment in the Texas House was because the Bush Family machine, which still controlled the Texas House, swore bloody revenge on Paxton for ending the political career of their golden boy, George P. Bush. And that’s why the Texas Senate, which was NOT under the control of the Bush Family machine, laughed it out of existence just a few hours after getting it.
Anyway the Bush Family is now dead in Texas politics.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:22 AM (jTKPp)
The ending of the Nika Riots gave the Eastern Roman Empire almost another 800 years of existence.
TLDR: The Roman Army under Belisarius killed the rioters and the leaders of the riots.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Who knew at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (8r0td)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:22 AM (jTKPp)
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Bye, Felicia!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)
Who was claiming this? The Bush Klan?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:24 AM (9Hs2w)
hilarity ensues
Posted by: Don Black
Scipio Africanus!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 08:24 AM (r2Icn)
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Please clap.
Posted by: Jeb! at October 26, 2026 08:25 AM (8r0td)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ)
+++++++
They were mostly peaceful.
Posted by: The ancient Italian media at October 26, 2026 08:26 AM (8r0td)
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Cam Skattebo of the NYGiants was flagged for unnecessary roughness on a running play
he's the ball carrier FFS
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:26 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:27 AM (rOKnE)
What's left of the machine still exists in Harris county...
"The officiating in both the NFL and college football is so shitty it makes one wonder about the legitimacy of all the games. Gambling is king these days"
Online "gaming" and "prediction markets" run all large scale sports operations now.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:27 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: davidt at October 26, 2026 08:30 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Beltone Bill at October 26, 2026 08:30 AM (EdP2u)
Then as I have been urging over the last week you should read the stuff DataRepublican is posting. Also, check out the stuff Fox News reporter Asra Normani has been reporting specifically about the funding of the various groups operating in Europe and here. They have access to lots of money.
This is an international effort not just a US. I also suspect DR is getting at least some of things she is posting from the feds but it is still important that as many people as possible understand what is happening. It's a color revolution at the core not just random riots. Color revolutions are largely psyops. Know it before it happens and the psyop is less effective.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Don Black
So? Ball carriers aren't allowed to grab someone's face mask. He was charged with hitting helmet to helmet. Now, the specifics of that play are debateable, but if a player cannot do helmet-to-helmet, there's no reason why it can't apply to the ball carrier.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 26, 2026 08:31 AM (Fv808)
Neil Bush. NEIL.
The one who skipped politics and instead got into scammy banking -- that Bush? I have no idea what he's done or been since then, and we're supposed to care what the Billy Carty/Roger Clinton member of the Bush clan thinks about the 2026 TX Senate race?
Yeah, that Talerico dude is totally gonna win!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:31 AM (rOKnE)
It's National Chicken Fried Steak Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2026 08:32 AM (wzaBj)
What kind of an idiot bets on college or nfl football games?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at October 26, 2026 08:33 AM (8EQTH)
Desperate and impoverished idiots with no impulse control. Who wonder why life passes them by.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)
I'll believe the existential seriousness of it when the perps are thoroughly doxxed. PII, patterns of life, bank accounts, friends, acquaintances, the guy who made his sandwich, etc.
It does damned little good to scare the sheep and not point the sheepdogs to where the threat is.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:37 AM (a6PrB)
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Please clap.
Posted by: Jeb! at October 26, 2026 08:25 AM (8r0td)
******
Well, then I'm sure they'll both be happy to celebrate National Transgender Children Day, which happens to also be today.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2026 08:37 AM (wzaBj)
@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: Ex-Somaliland minister says Ilhan Omar leaked Congress meeting info to Somali leaders.
Drip, drip, drip. Each day new revelations are leaked. . .
Speaker Johnson must act, at minimum remove her from her Committees until this can be investigated,
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:38 AM (rOKnE)
Democracy...he keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:27 AM (pfXMo)
People forgot that there have been periods in this country when gambling was widespread and popular - late 19th century, for example. What always happens is that the gambling becomes so corrupt that it always destroys whatever sport or happening it’s involved with. And eventually everyone is disgusted by the results that’s it’s banned completely for the next 2 or 3 generations; until people say “well maybe it will work out this time”.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (jTKPp)
Can the current Treasury Department secretly take those funds, and apply them to the debt? Not concerned with legality here, but could all that money that will be used for our destruction go to a good cause?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)
There's some of that in there too. Pritzker is involved. Newsom is likely involved. Other Democrat governors as well.
It does even less good to pretend nothing is happening. Not all the dots are connected but enough so you can recognize the pattern.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (viF8m)
True, but they don't play unless there's OPM (one of the cardinal rules of wealth that even the heirs comprehend).
Without the backstop of US monies ($40 Trillion in Debt)..
... an aside... think on that. 40 Trillions. The top 10 Petro net income for '25 was (IIRC) around 250 Billion or so. The US Taxpayers' monies could swamp that without noticing...
Anyway, that's real money. And it ain't there no more (at least for now)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:41 AM (pfXMo)
Oh my gourd!
Posted by: Lizzy
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Orange you so happy?
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)
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Izzit possible to squash these puns?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 26, 2026 08:41 AM (JNTt1)
Don't forget Elections too. The extra added bonus is that spectators can watch the game unfold and see exactly which official is following the script. But elections, we never see the real score and the live play-action is all myth, bullshit and lies.
So pretend states like California or Arizona declare by fiat what the end score is which is vaguely know at the bell, but the final calculation of the score is done through bribes, threats, lawsuits, "judge" shenanigans, and pay-offs in the ensuing hours, days and weeks before a "score" is announced.
Elections are thus fake and pretend, and we are just supposed to go along with the coup d'etat that is obviously being played before our eyes.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:42 AM (nAS9C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:43 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt
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I happened to watch some of the Packers/Lions game last night. There was a long string of absolutely horrible calls against the Packers. Even Tom Brady, one of the announcers, called them horrible. Don't bet, don't follow odds, but got the feeling the officials were tipping everything in the Lions favor for some reason (I'm not a Packers or Lions fan).
Kept thinking they should've briefed Brady about the fix so he wouldn't be calling it out in frustration.
Posted by: Biergood at October 26, 2026 08:43 AM (PwgSL)
Oh my gourd!
Posted by: Lizzy
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Orange you so happy?
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)
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Izzit possible to squash these puns?
Posted by: Bonecrusher
Let it die on the vine.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Rested, Pale, and Ready at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 08:45 AM (+gK6I)
Temp home is packed to the gills, so there will be some trashing, I'm betting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)
More anti-family news: set to go into effect on November 1 is a bill passed by New York’s Democrat-controlled legislature that amends family court, domestic relations, and related statutes to replace terms such as “mother” and “father” with “gestating parent” and “non-gestating parent.” While such erasures of everyday biological sex distinctions seem comical and ridiculous, they are actually a very serious ideological strategy to eradicate the very definitions of male and female in order to render family relationships meaningless.
What do you call the gay men who have a baby through surrogacy? Or the non-bio parent in a polycule?
They've already been delegitimizing normal parentage with their deviant marriage unions, but now the language will be so bizarre you will have no idea if a kid is with an adult who has any bio or legal relationship to them. Which is how you enable child abuse.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:45 AM (rOKnE)
And then every other pollster basically adjusted their model until they came up with similar numbers "cause those guys must be correct."
And now that they're exposed, all of the pollsters are exposed.
But no one is talking about that.
While all the experts, especially Nate Silver, are like, "well we took those out of our aggregate and the average hasn't changed. So it's not a big deal."
That your "real" polls match the "fake" polls?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 08:46 AM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: davidt
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I don't know that I'd go that far, but the missed offside call at the end of the Browns/Titans game yesterday was inexcusable. Dude moved a half second before the snap.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (JzUSu)
2 Peter 2:11
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (o2432)
Which is why OrangeManBad's play of "election security" is priceless - the Dims (overtly) complain of that, then turn around and complain of election shennanigans.
Only their truest of true believers put up with that...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Michael Meyers at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)
For those on X who are interested a group of former government intel officers are holding a Spaces talk tomorrow evening at 7 cst to discuss how to defeat a color revolution. Look for Mike Shelby's X account for details.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Roll Them Bones! at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (bFu5X)
Kept thinking they should've briefed Brady about the fix so he wouldn't be calling it out in frustration.
Posted by: Biergood at October 26, 2026 08:43 AM (PwgSL)
That game was a 3-ring circus of officiating. I don’t care for either team but I stared in amazement at clown call after clown call
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)
One of the best stories in history, I’d love to see it filmed. Justinian and his generals, including Belisarius, were terrified they’d lost the city and were preparing to flee the city by boat. Empress Theodora, wearing her royal garb, sat down on her throne in front of them all and declared “Purple is a good color to die in.”
Her courage and boldness shamed the men so much that they knew they couldn’t leave and had to fight back. The troops went out, sealed the doors to the great circus which was the heart of the riots and slaughtered 50,000 rioters with spear and sword.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (jTKPp)
He's still in the vets office and after the last week, now has a 3x12 gap in his fir/skin where tissue was removed due to the fight and subsequent trashing of his back/shoulder area.
The vet graciously offered to keep and treat him while we moved, which is a Godsend since there's so much attention he needs with cleaning and bandage replacement.
Breaks......I can't seem to catch any.
We did early vote which is awesome for us as we close on Nov. 3rd.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)
Speaker Johnson must act, at minimum remove her from her Committees until this can be investigated,
I seriously doubt that Johnson and most of Congress didn't already know this. The whole point and purpose of spending millions of dollars for a gig that pays under $200k is to broker insider information, secure or not, to the highest bidder.
Congress doesn't have to do anything, their real job is auctioning off America's wealth and sovereignty.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (rgGn5)
"But he's the black face of white supremacy and his wife flew a fascist flag!"
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)
Thanks.
A quick pop in with updates as I've now got to catch up on work and all that......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)
Three Men and a Baby.
"Or the non-bio parent in a polycule?"
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (bFu5X)
*fistbump*
Feeling better?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)
JJS posted early and I slept until 8:20. Behind the 8-Ball here and sure to earn Hadrian's scorn.
Posted by: Rested, Pale, and Ready at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (EdP2u)
*roar of indignation*
8:20? Slugabed!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 08:51 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: front porch wail. at October 26, 2026 08:51 AM (ehY6c)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:38 AM"
Hahaha hahaha
Posted by: The Nothing Will Happen Caucus at October 26, 2026 08:51 AM (8r0td)
NOOOO! I shan't believe it. I just shan't.
Or something.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (pfXMo)
A mostly peaceful tussle?
Hope your pup heals quickly, Sponge!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (nJ/vH)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (xg/DD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (pfXMo)
I’ve noticed they now have to have one female on every officiating crew…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (0Jm0d)
I've got a knife.
Yes!!
Posted by: Michael Meyers at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)
Piker
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: redridinghood
Not a fan since 1974. Took too much Blue Barrel Acid and I seen Punkin' Heads comin' at me.
Posted by: Blue Boy at October 26, 2026 08:54 AM (EdP2u)
It seems that each and every one of them was against the SAVE America Act. Especially Majority "Leader" Thune who I would bet good money is in on the color revolution conspiracy.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:54 AM (rgGn5)
What? No 2S? No Trans?
WHAAAAAA!
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:54 AM (pfXMo)
***
"My Body, My Pod"?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 2026!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (nJ/vH)
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Shorter: all a y'all had better stay on the plantation, or else.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (+gK6I)
that officiating team is ... well.. THEY SUCK
yeah Tom was flabbergasted even his broadcast partner couldn't believe that garbage
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (qBivk)
"in on"?
"On the leadership of" is more likely...
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (pfXMo)
well they did it in a new and fairly desperate way
let's see what happens next
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 08:56 AM (qBivk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)
Packers DT Devonte Wyatt tackled him again, and was called for Uneccessary Roughness! And the call was that "the play was obviously dead!"
Um, a play is obviously dead WHEN YOU BLOW THE WHISTLE! Which you did not!
As Wyatt said, if St. Brown had ran for a touchdown and the refs hadn't f'd up the non-whistle, he (Wyatt) would get savaged for not tackling him!
I'm a Bills fan and had no skin in that game, but man, the Packers got royally screwed. So now, players are supposed to read the refs' minds, whistles be damned?
Posted by: Zee Franch at October 26, 2026 08:56 AM (2Drhq)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
Eh, on 4th and 9 on Titan's last TD drive, the snap was a half second after play clock ticked to zero. Calls usually even out. Not always though per Packers/Lions commentary above.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (Dv3i1)
I've got a knife.
Yes!!
Posted by: Michael Meyers at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Jason Vorhees at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (wVcYX)
fingers crossed my daughter has finally found a gentleman worth more than a handful of dates
trying not to jinx it tho!!! argh! thanking her best friends for all getting married fairly quickly. social contagion!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (qBivk)
Well that's freaky!
Just a TX thing?
There are about a dozen (blue) states that have refused to send voter rolls to DoJ as requested.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:58 AM (pfXMo)
Posted by: davidt at October 26, 2026 08:58 AM (Q+gd/)
Notably, one of the first things Lula said after the results were final was that foreign digital platforms were being used to try to rig the election and they would have to be regulated. Once again, they want to censor social media.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 08:58 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Delurker at October 26, 2026 08:58 AM (2Drhq)
>Jordan king orders ‘iron fist’ response to deadly church attack
By Reuters, Published by Denver Gazette October 25, 2026
Nine dead, at least 40 injured in deadly attack on the Greek Orthodox Church.
"The identity of the three attackers has not been confirmed, with government statements referring to them as “unknown assailants.”
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>BBC, 'Celebrations in Serbia after veteran ruler Vučić loses election to student-led protest movement'
"The Student List's lead candidate Ilija Srdanović (a cardiologist and university professor) told BBC Serbian: "This will be a free state."
So no real leaders but a victory against corruption. Alright alright alright.
Smells a bit like NATO or ?
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 08:59 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)
Sponge - boy, the hits just keep coming. Hope the rest of your move goes better, and the dog heals up nicely.
Stay strong, brother. 2027 is going to be The Year of Sponge!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 26, 2026 09:00 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (pi0z7)
Posted by: Memory Of My Yute at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (EdP2u)
Almost all the "football/baseball games are rigged" talk comes from degenerate gamblers and asshole podcasters, between whom there's a non-negligible overlap.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (eRlcH)
Why didn't San Francisco officials just rename Cesar Chavez Street to the original Army Street?
By Silas Valentino,
Travel Editor
Oct 24, 2026
The most debated street name in all of San Francisco is set to change again for the second time in 31 years. Once called Army Street before the Board of Supervisors switched it to Cesar Chavez Street in 1995, the 37-block avenue is now expected to become Las Campesinas Street.
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Fvcking Idiots
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)
Huh, hadn't noticed.
Wonder why. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (rOKnE)
Keep on moving. Hope it goes well.
Do not want to activate my Door Prize.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)
I appreciate that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)
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It seems Brazil has two rounds of Presidential voting, and Bolsonaro won the first round by 2.2 million votes before losing the second round. Magic!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (CAZ6h)
Posted by: Zee Franch at October 26, 2026 08:56 AM (2Drhq)
What was hilarious about that sequence is the ref flew the flag lying flat in his back because he got knocked down during the scuffle. His first instinct was to grab his flag like Linus reaching for his security blanket
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (0Jm0d)
Sponge - boy, the hits just keep coming. Hope the rest of your move goes better, and the dog heals up nicely.
Stay strong, brother. 2027 is going to be The Year of Sponge!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 26, 2026 09:00 AM (N39Ws)
Thanks.
I actually like the sound of that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (CAZ6h)
By Reuters, Published by Denver Gazette October 25, 2026
Nine dead, at least 40 injured in deadly attack on the Greek Orthodox Church.
"The identity of the three attackers has not been confirmed, with government statements referring to them as “unknown assailants.”
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His "iron fist" is made of cotton candy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)
This is not - repeat, not! - my fault.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)
Pie. You get pie.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Barrel at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM
He knows what he did.
Posted by: Karen in the zebra shirt at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (8r0td)
"in on"?
"On the leadership of" is more likely...
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In order for The Plan™ to work, Congress has to go along with the narrative pushed.
They'll go along...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (CAZ6h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)
Muh Horns finally got back to winning this weekend.
Though it's still clear that they have second half issues. Mainly, like going to sleep after dominating the first half.
I see that as mostly a coaching/training issue, so-
Be better, Sarkisian. Be better.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (pi0z7)
It's about f*ckin' time!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)
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Smells like bourbon and cigars in here.
I think...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (CAZ6h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)
Someone should help him on his trip to hell....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (+gK6I)
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Many cigars smell like ass. Not sure why. Just sayin'
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 09:06 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (pi0z7)
It's about f*ckin' time!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)
Golly!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 09:06 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (CAZ6h)
Thanks.
We went and saw the poor guy on Friday. He was in better spirits and actually ate that morning, but was really happy to see us. He so wanted to come home. I was heartbroken for the little guy for what had to be done. Really gruesome, honestly. But, they say he'll heal just fine with some TLC and wound care.
It's a blessing they offered to keep him while we move. That was incredibly helpful.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 09:07 AM (rOKnE)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 09:07 AM (Dv3i1)
I see that as mostly a coaching/training issue, so-
Be better, Sarkisian. Be better.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (YSUhf)
He'll be fired before the season is up and overrated Manning will transfer out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)
She's just so bad at politics. If anything, she's become more retarded.
Posted by: Delurker at October 26, 2026 09:08 AM (2Drhq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)
Thankfully, no. That's all I need.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (ccf/V)
We need an AI version. The scene, a typical middle-class living room with the shades closed. Several jihadis are stomping around the room in the background terrorizing the family. The camera pans to a scared wimpy looking Millennial guy sitting at a table panicking at the mail-in ballot before him as a jihadi racks a shotgun aims it at the guy's head and demands he sign in it. In the background you see and hear people being beaten with pipes screaming, all the while you hear distinctly Arabic men shouting.
The scene fades to black with the words "We know who you are" then "Vote Appropriately" then "Or Else" closing with a female scream and then a shotgun blast.
That is a truly inspiring GOTV message.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (nCgQz)
Well that's freaky!
Just a TX thing?
There are about a dozen (blue) states that have refused to send voter rolls to DoJ as requested.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (rOKnE)
I haven't seen anything like that.
Mostly, what I've seen is Talafreako hisownself, and "life-long, Christian Conservative Republicans(TM) for Talafreako.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: And always will be at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (8r0td)
Brazil has a 200 million plus population and is the worlds tenth largest economy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:10 AM (CAZ6h)
The Mayor of Long Beach, Martinez, has called for all the gangs to expel ICE from the city. Then he names only some of the 55 gangs.
He may soon wish for the police to arrest him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:10 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: And always will be at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (8r0td)
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Exactly
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:11 AM (CAZ6h)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 09:11 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Virgin Eyes And Ears at October 26, 2026 09:11 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)
Rolly-poly fish heads
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)
Eat em' up yum....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 09:12 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 09:13 AM (nCgQz)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 26, 2026 09:13 AM (77rzZ)
Brazil is the economy of the future.
Posted by: And always will be at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (8r0td)
If skimpily-clad women doing the samba in the streets were an exportable industry-
they'd be world-beaters!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:14 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: Delurker at October 26, 2026 09:14 AM (2Drhq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 09:14 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: And always will be at October 26, 2026 09:14 AM (8r0td)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 09:14 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:14 AM (CAZ6h)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 09:11 AM (r2Icn)
Bolsonaro needs to get out of there if he can... He will be joining his Father in prison...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 09:14 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM
*******
Glad you were able to early vote. Hope all Texans realize how important it is to VOTE, especially in this election. Actually that goes for all Republicans in every state
Wishing a speedy recovery for your pup.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2026 09:15 AM (wzaBj)
On election day the local middle school will be closed and we'll go there... it's hardly ever busy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 09:15 AM (RORbl)
"I've SEEN the evidence! We impeached him!"
Yeah......and the FBI said there was NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER on the stand during the trial and he was fully exonerated of all charges.
When will these lying f*cksticks be held accountable?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Salad Shooter at October 26, 2026 09:15 AM (EdP2u)
I see that as mostly a coaching/training issue, so-
Be better, Sarkisian. Be better.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (YSUhf)
He'll be fired before the season is up and overrated Manning will transfer out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)
That's not a bad prediction if they keep losing.
Otherwise, it'll probably take another year of mediocre play by what should be a first-class team.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:16 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: And always will be at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (8r0td)
And we are the ice cream of the future!
Posted by: Dippin' Dots at October 26, 2026 09:17 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:17 AM (YSUhf)
Wishing a speedy recovery for your pup.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2026 09:15 AM (wzaBj)
Thanks.
They say that long lines in early voting means Republicans are coming out in force.
The polling place we went to on Wednesday had a line, but they'd mentioned the lines have been out the door since early voting started. It took us about 15 minutes to get in and out.......and the line was growing.
For whatever THAT'S worth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:15 AM
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at October 26, 2026 09:17 AM (8r0td)
A lot of the money has already been spend to build the infrastructure. And it's in the billions of dollars.
https://tinyurl.com/mupsw96p
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 09:18 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:18 AM (CAZ6h)
So DataRepublican has said that due to her having too much influence, for the sake of not dampening morale, she has written down her predictions and forwarded it to a friend to revealed after The Machines has negotiated an agreed upon "Election" outcome.
I wonder if she will name GOP congress critters as part of the conspiracy to destroy the United States as founded?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 09:18 AM (a6PrB)
Muh Cowboys are on tonight.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:17 AM (YSUhf)
2 - 4 Cowboys heading to take on the 2 - 4 Eagles..........
Rivalry so throw the records out the window or some such........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:18 AM (ccf/V)
Yeah? What are you gonna do about those faithless blacks who didn't show up for the sissy white homo chomo?
Think about urban black nonvoters.
Now, put yourself in the extra-wide flats (that used to be pumps) of the typical black Democrat political operative.
Is she gonna go on down to the 5th Ward and intimidate the homies? Is that a door-knocking job you think she's got the nerve for?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 09:18 AM (BI5O2)
Muh Cowboys are on tonight.
lol I think they will be ok
eagles have like half their players out and the other half hate life
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 09:19 AM (qBivk)
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at October 26, 2026 09:17 AM (8r0td)
Never has, likely never will.
*sigh*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:19 AM (ccf/V)
IDNKT.
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 09:19 AM (Jr5Lq)
It's a write off, Jerry.
Posted by: Kramer at October 26, 2026 09:20 AM (8r0td)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)
None of these plans have anything to do with making your life more affordable or lowering the price of gas- that will come down after the election irrespective.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 09:20 AM (LLQU7)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 09:19 AM (qBivk)
Vax injured Jalen Hurts......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:21 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Old Blue Eyes at October 26, 2026 09:22 AM (8r0td)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:22 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:50 AM
A bit, thanks. The cough is still hanging in there. I think a visit to the doc would be appropriate.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 09:22 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:32 AM (l6BsO)
On X.
Posted by: Reforger at October 26, 2026 09:22 AM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:22 AM (KJEtf)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 09:23 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 09:23 AM (a6PrB)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 26, 2026 09:24 AM (LLQU7)
Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2026 09:24 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:24 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)
Then they should spend it like democrats, not on advertisements, but on purchasing BOGO ballots.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 09:25 AM (a6PrB)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
No, Sir, it's completely normal for healthy men in their 20s to have blood clots all over their bodies. Stop spreading disinformation.
Posted by: Big Pharma at October 26, 2026 09:25 AM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:27 AM (KJEtf)
+++
Down here, none of the dem's commercials ever mention that they they are dems. They know better.
And they are still using the same old attacks that the Republicans are gonna cut your Social security and end Medicare.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 26, 2026 09:27 AM (Lo97M)
Geez, I thought it was about half of them.
Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 09:28 AM (Jr5Lq)
A bit, thanks. The cough is still hanging in there. I think a visit to the doc would be appropriate.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 09:22 AM (bFu5X)
*cough*LongCovid*cough*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:28 AM (ccf/V)
If you haven't seen Talafreako's pre and post plastic surgery pix,
they did a brilliant job"hot boy glow up" that turned from a twee little pixie to a totally ghey gnome.
anyway, behold!
https://tinyurl.com/2febwaj8
Plastic surgery is pretty amazing stuff.
Via Insty.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:28 AM (YSUhf)
I will NOT pay you $36 for a rare hardcover book that is missing its dustjacket, and the last page is torn in half.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:29 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 09:29 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 26, 2026 09:29 AM (1VZmA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Browns and Steelers are lackluster 5-2's.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 09:30 AM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:31 AM (2GVsD)
Other than that, it's all a crapshoot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 09:32 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: expiration date at October 26, 2026 09:32 AM (LSIL+)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at October 26, 2026 09:32 AM (2CeDH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 09:33 AM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/2febwaj8
Posted by: naturalfake "
Talarico in that first pic has striking resemblance to David Hogg. Not saying anything but you never see them together And they are both creepy.
Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2026 09:33 AM (PTDkx)
TJM's stalker is back!
Xhe must've run right home to xis mom's basement after finishing xis early morning shift on the bus station glory hole.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:34 AM (YSUhf)
>>All future dystopian movies can be shot in LA as it stands.
Kalifornia needs to be walled off for the good of the nation.
It's immaterial if elections are on the up and up or if rampant shenanigans are the cause, it's dangerous and must be contained.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 09:35 AM (XV/Pl)
Soy boy physiognomy?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)
Hegseth could be angling for Blackburn's Senate seat to avoid impeachment.
-- HuffPo
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:36 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 09:36 AM (bar5X)
Posted by: Jealous Jed at October 26, 2026 09:37 AM (EdP2u)
Hard to top that particular delusion.
Maybe a second career for Hegseth as a shirtless male model? He seems to have fans among the 'ettes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 09:38 AM (u82oZ)
Like the Soros', he'll never go away. And how he loves to spin words and meanings.
Barack Obama's "A New Era of Service" speech delivered on July 2, 2008, in Colorado Springs
"And we're going to grow our Foreign Service, open consulates that have been shuttered and double the size of the Peace Corps by 2011 to renew our diplomacy. We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
Oh, stop it! He didn't mean what you think he meant. He probably meant little grandma and grandpa volunteer services, and so on.
----
For Immediate Release September 23, 2014
FACT SHEET: U.S. Support for Civil Society
"The President also announced a new, groundbreaking initiative to support and connect civil society across the globe through the launch of Regional Civil Society Innovation Centers, ..."
They exist! 7 Hubs, not 6.
Continued -
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 09:39 AM (NFX2v)
The initiative—which eventually manifested as the global Innovation for Change (I4C) network—was designed to address three harsh realities that traditional aid could not solve:
Bypassing "Foreign Agent" and Funding Laws
The centers act as a decentralized "middleman" network.
Digital Survival and "Underground" Tech
Encrypted messaging, circumventing state-sponsored censorship, and creating open-source software to map human rights abuses securely.
Shift to Social Entrepreneurship (Financial Autonomy) Financially independent of both their hostile home governments and Western donors.
--
To Defend Civil Space, Foster Digital & Physical Resilience and provide Cross-Border Collaboration.
BTW, The global rollout was managed by a consortium led by Counterpart International, alongside the global civil society alliance CIVICUS and the Tides Center.
Lots of AI^ help.
---
Good day
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 09:39 AM (NFX2v)
Why didn't San Francisco officials just rename Cesar Chavez Street to the original Army Street?
By Silas Valentino,
Travel Editor
Oct 24, 2026
The most debated street name in all of San Francisco is set to change again for the second time in 31 years. Once called Army Street before the Board of Supervisors switched it to Cesar Chavez Street in 1995, the 37-block avenue is now expected to become Las Campesinas Street.
====
Fvcking Idiots
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)
*****
Why didn't they name it after me?
*sniff*
Posted by: Zombie Diane Fiendsteen at October 26, 2026 09:43 AM (Wt1Rs)
But we're the fascists.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 09:44 AM (BpO1e)
West River Drive
East River Drive
Delaware Ave
rename shit. we don't care.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 09:45 AM (qBivk)
Why aren’t there protocols in place to prevent this? I know it’s possible. Why don’t these agencies have protocols in place to prevent this crap?
Posted by: Unkaren at October 26, 2026 09:46 AM (m6fGY)
Founded: 1993; Headquarters in Johannesburg, South Africa (with additional hubs in Geneva and New York City).
Membership: Over 15,000 members across more than 175 countries with a core focus of expanding civic and democratic space; defending freedom of expression, and peaceful assembly and association.
The CIVICUS Monitor currently rates the United States as Obstructed (scoring 56 out of 100).
The U.S. was downgraded to "Obstructed" following a sharp deterioration of fundamental freedoms. CIVICUS and its local research partner, the Charity & Security Network, flag several major reasons for this status:
For (in brief):
Crackdowns on Dissent; Targeting of Civil Society: Increased regulatory and legal pressures placed on critical civil rights organizations, and Executive Actions
😠
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 09:48 AM (NFX2v)
ICE detained Diawara on July 11, the segment stated, and placed him on a charter flight to Ghana at the end of the month. Ghanaian authorities then sent him onward to Mali, according to the report and documents reviewed by the outlet. His persecution concerns, according to 60 Minutes, revolved around his conversion to Christianity, with Mali being a Muslim-majority nation.
Percival, however, states that he pulled Diawara's file and discovered that he had claimed not to want to be sent to Mali because he was "gay."
Wife. Two kids.
Percival notes that such a claim shows how riddled the immigration system is with fraud.
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 10:02 AM (RHGPo)
Claude accessed aggregate voter counts in Georgia, where more than one million voters have already cast early ballots, Axios reported, citing an Anthropic spokesperson.
According to the spokesperson, the model, which was being trained as part of an internal statistics project, accessed the information behind a paywall by bypassing the system “without being asked to.”
It did not access the state’s voter registration system or change or download any voting records, the spokesperson said, adding that the company has since taken measures to prevent these kinds of actions.
The disclosure adds to mounting unease over how well leading labs can control increasingly autonomous systems.
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 10:07 AM (RHGPo)
Philly renames parts and even intersections of streets all the time. Who cares what its Council does? Unless you're searching for an address. For example:
Wilfredo Gonzalez Way (5th and Lehigh Avenue)
Walt Palmer-Black Bottom Way (3600 block of Market Street)
Bishop Richard Allen Way (6th and Lombard Streets)
William J. Guarnere and Edward "Babe" Heffron Memorial Boulevard (A section of Columbus Boulevard which was formerly Delaware Avenue) And we still tend to call it Delaware Avenue regardless of signage.
Kelly Drive (Formerly East River Drive)
LeCount Street (Formerly Taney Street)
Woodland Avenue in Southwest Philadelphia has recently been named “Africatown.”
And so on.
In the ring counties, one highway often has several names as it passes through communities, across county lines. If one can't use the highway number and specific town, it's a dilly at times locating services.
C'est la vie
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)
FB loves it- more $$$ for Zuckerberg.
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 10:20 AM (TYELS)
Posted by: AnnaS at October 26, 2026 10:23 AM (WdMlw)
Percival notes that such a claim shows how riddled the immigration system is with fraud.
Posted by: SMOD
And, from 60 Minutes transcript:
This is where he was when we first managed to contact him in August: homeless and in hiding in Mali.
👉🏻Part of the reason he didn't feel safe, he told us, is that he'd converted to Christianity. Mali's a Muslim-majority nation with an Islamist insurgency.
Diawara told us he was dropped here with no money, or ID.
Diawara: That bench is my bed for the last two weeks. Oh, Jesus Christ.
After three weeks in Mali, with the help of some local truckers, he escaped to another African country, which he asked us not to disclose.
Toboni: Little bit different than a Texas grocery store.
Diawara: Oh, yes. No, big difference.
For me, America was everything. I called America my home, because I'm 57 now. I move in America when I was 32. I don't know no where.
Gianna Toboni: The U.S. government's position is that you overstayed your visa. You were in the country illegally for a period of time. That they had an order of deportation. They couldn't send you to Mali...
Diawara:... And that's what they do. They do something wrong.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 10:48 AM (NFX2v)
"The animal's observed habit of "washing" or "dousing" (see below) is the source of its name in other languages.For example, the French raton laveur means 'washing rat'."
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ)
Daily Tech News 26 October 2026
Top Story
- There are at least 884,000 websites running an unsupported version of PHP - one for which there is no patch for the new lethal vulnerabilities. (Notebook Check)
The real number is probably closer to 20 million.
- How did the PHP foundation - the organisation responsible for maintaining PHP, a language powering an estimated 37.7 million websites - let things get so bad? They have one full-time staff member. (Reuters)
Yep, that'll do it.
Tech News
- Wolves descend on a Finnish village as Google clear-fells 1300 acres of forest including Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother's cottage. (Futurism)
There are reasons I'm doubting this story, including the inclusion of this:In West Virginia, a grove of critically endangered Chestnut trees is under threat of being bulldozed to make way for a new Anthropic hyperscale facility.
That claim has already been debunked; the construction is miles away from the grove of trees.
- The anti-AI writing police are everywhere. What are they looking for? (CNN)
AI writing.
Which leftist writers profess to hate even as they latch onto it.
Leading to the usual rounds of autophagy and the media - CNN here - pissing on our legs and telling us it's raining.
- Speaking of which, it's raining again. And worse. I brought my seedlings in under cover given the threat of a storm, and it arrived on schedule with some middling-sized hail.
Went to the garden center on the edge of town on the weekend looking for some more of the green bottlebrushes, only to find the shelf empty. So I went online and found what I wanted. And pink and purple as well. Delivered they cost nearly three times as much, but this way I can get what I want and not just what is in stock this week in my small country town.
- Nvidia is thinking of charging $2000 per GPU in annual license fees for running its AI software, an estimated $10 billion per year. (Notebook Check)
What's that, Lassie? Someone just rebuilt our AI software using our AI software in a cave with a box of scraps?
- Analysts say that AI is delivering no return on investment to 493 companies in the S&P 500. (Tech Crunch)
The remaining seven are Alphabet, Amazon, Apple, Meta, Microsoft, Nvidia, and Tesla.
Musical Interlude
Game is Cannon Fodder, from the Amiga. This was real - I played this game in my misspent youth.
Something of a standout though; this is the docking sequence from Elite, running on the same hardware:
They did clean it up a little for the remake:
Disclaimer: Not included: Colliding with the space station three times in a row before you finally scrape together the funds for a docking computer.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:02 AM (Ia/+0)
And here I thought it was because their key was 4 like that company eMudhra...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 04:03 AM (l3cgK)
Shocked, I tell ya.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 04:05 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 04:10 AM (odBC9)
And if their installation is that old, most of them probably don't even realize they need to be updated or don't care because they're abandoned blogs.
Some people like to set it and forget it, which could probably work until AI came along and started finding security holes that nobody had a clue about.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:12 AM (6ydKt)
Yep, that'll do it.
You'd think with as much stuff that runs on PHP they'd be getting a better revenue stream from somewhere.
WordPress owes their existence to PHP, basically.
They could throw some scraps their way so the foundation could at least hire one more guy and an AI and go through the code with a fine tooth comb.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:16 AM (6ydKt)
Jensen will be mighty disappointed that he can't charge you $16,000 for a GPU and then $2000 every year afterwards for the software because somebody used that GPU & AI to clone the $2000 year software and they don't need Jensen anymore.
Nvidia is asking for it, and they are going to get it good and hard as soon as possible.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:24 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 26, 2026 04:26 AM (jrgJz)
AI sounds like it votes Democrat.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:27 AM (6ydKt)
Called the “Monarch Compute Campus,” the data center constellation is being developed by the company Nscale, “in collaboration with Nvidia and Caterpillar,” per a company blog post. Based on its current development plans, the fully constructed Monarch facility will span over 2,250 acres, supplying 8 gigawatts worth of computing capacity to AI companies like Anthropic.
Caterpillar?
wtf?
Is Caterpillar investing in AI Datacenter buildouts now, too?
I guess they need a lot of machines for excavating but I'm not seeing the synergy beyond that point.
It could go either way, but I don't think it's going to work out well when heavy equipment manufacturers are putting this much money into the AI bubble.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:34 AM (6ydKt)
NVIDIA brings frontier GPU and compute expertise; Caterpillar delivers on-site power generation, keeping Monarch independent of the public grid. Together, they ensure the highest standards of performance and reliability.
Caterpillar is doing the generator work.
That makes a little more sense.
https://tinyurl.com/5bsdy8xd
(Nscale.com)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:37 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 04:41 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:27 AM (6ydKt)
... yet.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)
https://archive.is/iRxVy
archived site
“We have one full-time staff member (that's me) and 14 mostly part-time contractors,” Executive Director Elizabeth Barron of the PHP Foundation said via email in an interview on Friday. Board members are unpaid volunteers, and funding comes from donations and grants.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 04:54 AM (odBC9)
I played on the C64 in the '80s. The version release in 2014, Elite: Dangerous is still actively maintained and receives regular updates.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 05:07 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Skip
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Posted by: m
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Posted by: what the cat drug in
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 05:08 AM (odBC9)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 05:08 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 05:08 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 05:09 AM (odBC9)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 26, 2026 05:09 AM (AMvSw)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 04:27 AM (6ydKt)
AI sounds vaccinated.
It is the ultimate NPC.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 05:10 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 05:11 AM (odBC9)
https://tinyurl.com/3u9s2a4p
("User Friendly" comic from Feb 17 2004 via archive.org)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW)
Recent events have shown how heavily companies and governments rely on PHP, Barron said.
“Given that reliance, it is clear that PHP is incredibly under-funded.”
hmm
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 05:15 AM (odBC9)
Depending on what that guy pays himself, you might be able to hire 1 additional employee.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 05:20 AM (XV/Pl)
The Larry Ellison billing stratagem. (It's bold Cotton, but let's see how that plays out...)
Meanwhile:
"Thousands of CEOs admit AI had no impact on employment or productivity—and it has economists resurrecting a paradox from 40 years ago"
https://tinyurl.com/2xcbzvt5
(fortune.com)
Let's see how that bubble is looking?
https://tinyurl.com/5eeupjha
(youtube)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 05:27 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 05:28 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 05:29 AM (O7YUW)
maybe around 7:00 (ish)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 05:29 AM (iMotb)
But in the brighter side, it will eventually stop.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 05:33 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Someone is going to argue that you can bring in ten Indians instead.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 05:34 AM (BpO1e)
https://tinyurl.com/42u4f34y
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 05:35 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 05:33 AM (iMotb)
If they are still showing campaign ads after November 3rd something has gone terribly wrong, or some tv station is being paid off.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 05:41 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 26, 2026 05:42 AM (RkR9o)
I spent a lovely day yesterday not even looking at any political news . I don't even go on the internet except twice to look up some information on historical figures from the 16th and 18th century.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 05:45 AM (JrHfD)
And the Admiral Nancy Lacore commercials can stop right now.
The female version of Tim Walz.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 05:46 AM (iMotb)
No, it won't. U.S. news and advertising never really leaves the election cycle. As soon as one election is done, it's analysis (and shrieking, but mostly shrieking) about the one that just happened, followed by analysis and pearl-clutching about the next one.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 05:47 AM (O7YUW)
_-_
We have been automating things that never should have been automated for 50 years or more. When I have objected, I hear the reply, "Oh, that's just the way it's done now...or save the trees...less paper."
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 05:48 AM (Wofef)
I have begun to avoid any political interaction, with the exception of here with you fine folks.
Even Donald Trump is sending me texts begging me to at least respond to their other texts and tell them if I still support Republican candidates.
I voted last week....just leave me alone till next Tuesday night!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 05:49 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 05:50 AM (JrHfD)
_-_
When they keep us busy with the my-guy-versus-your-guy theme, we never talk ideas....just about how flawed the candidates are, in which case both sides(yeah, now only 2 sides to a discussion, Join a team aldready!) feel justified beacause the candidates are human, so, yeah...flawed.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 05:53 AM (Wofef)
"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)
Analysts say that AI is delivering no return on investment to 493 companies in the S&P 500.
Your average CEO has the courage, vision and independent spirit of a Merino sheep. Basically, they were all bullied into implementing an AI program as quickly as possible in order to tell their shareholders that they were Seizing the High Ground of Technology.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 05:54 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 05:57 AM (BpO1e)
When they keep us busy with the my-guy-versus-your-guy theme, we never talk ideas....just about how flawed the candidates are, in which case both sides(yeah, now only 2 sides to a discussion, Join a team aldready!) feel justified because the candidates are human, so, yeah...flawed.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 05:53 AM (Wofef)
For me, it comes down to:
1) Somebody is going to get elected to this job.
2) What kind of society do I want to live in?
3) Which candidate can come closest to encouraging it?
In the general election, this is always the Republican, for better or worse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 05:58 AM (eRlcH)
_-_
Can't argue with that, Hadrian. 30+ years in the Military Industrial Complex. Saw it over and over. And that's just the CEK...next layer is the same except maybe less experienced or intelligent or diligent
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 05:58 AM (Wofef)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 05:59 AM (Wofef)
>> Someone is going to argue that you can bring in ten Indians instead.
If their average revenue is 750k, he could pay himself 250k in salary and benefits, put aside 250k for maintenance and overhead and use the remaining 250k to hire 2 senior level and 5 junior level Indian programmers, so not quite 10 but close enough.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 05:59 AM (XV/Pl)
Oh, wait. This isn't Mayberry? Well, where am I?
. . . You gotta be kidding.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)
2) What kind of society do I want to live in?
3) Which candidate can come closest to encouraging it?
_-_
Well said. A vote is not a valentine, just a move on a chessboard to try to get the kind of workd you wish to live in.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:03 AM (Wofef)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:05 AM (eVrPb)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 26, 2026 06:06 AM (Fv808)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026
***
Aside from the Tech and Book Threads here, and twice checking my email briefly, I did the same. Sanity is never overrated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)
I read some! Then, about two hours in, fell asleep, woke up, went to bed, stared at the ceiling for ninety minutes, then came back and read.
Such is the retired life of a career graveyard shifter.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 26, 2026 06:08 AM (1Ff7Z)
Ouch. I'd be completely non-functional on that little sleep.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 06:08 AM (O7YUW)
https://thephp.foundation/structure
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 05:09 AM (odBC9)
Including photos. You could almost call it a Rogues' Gallery.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 06:09 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 26, 2026 06:10 AM (AdeUn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:15 AM (amcLV)
I spent a lovely day yesterday not even looking at any political news . I don't even go on the internet except twice to look up some information on historical figures from the 16th and 18th century.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026
Sometimes I can't help but feel that the Third Commandment injunction to keep the Sabbath holy should apply to political news as well. Go to church, relax, look after your family, cultivate your mind, meditate on things proper to the day. Don't treat is as just another day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:16 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 06:16 AM (ZxPkt)
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Yep, they want you to keep talking about flawed humans, not ideas.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:18 AM (Wofef)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 06:22 AM (odBC9)
Took my boys and one of my daughters to church yesterday...finally found a place that is not doing the hyperfeminized "Just be nice." version of Christianity.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:25 AM (F1YWi)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 06:25 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 06:26 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Don Black
Live in NoVA? All the ads here are like that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 06:27 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 06:29 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:25 AM (F1YWi)
Never respond to messages. All they're trying to do it verify your number. Considering the criminality of Jack Smith, I refuse to let my number or contact info be attached to any political candidate.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 26, 2026 06:29 AM (1Ff7Z)
And on politics, it looks like Karen Bass is cooked in LA and the denizens are going to elect a genuine communist retard to replace her.
It is understandable as Bass is responsible for burning down a chunk of the city, but still.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 06:31 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:37 AM (Wofef)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:37 AM (Wofef)
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AdBlock works well, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:39 AM (amcLV)
Ouch. I'd be completely non-functional on that little sleep.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
Oh I'll be non-functional in a few hours. Down for 2, up for 6, down for 2 up for 6, down for 2, up for 6. That's pretty much it. When I can, I'll manage 3-4 hours sleep. The schedule, which is not of my choice, generally works so long as I don't have to conform to someone else's schedule all day.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 26, 2026 06:41 AM (Fv808)
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When you send someone a link to an interesting video, and they say, "Yeah, that sure looked interesting, but I didn't watch much of it - there wer ejust too many ads." - makes me want to block every ad possible.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:46 AM (F1YWi)
==
"Thousands of CEOs admit AI had no impact on employment or productivity..."
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Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 05:27 AM (O7YUW)
But the sooper geniuses pushing this assured me that developers, for example, would be 700% more productive.
The linked article does have a quote that made me laugh:
"Nickle LaMoreaux, IBM’s chief human resources officer, said this year the tech giant would triple its number of young hires, suggesting that despite AI’s ability to automate some of the required tasks, displacing entry-level workers would create a dearth of middle managers down the line, endangering the company’s leadership pipeline."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 06:47 AM (jb8Ss)
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Hilarious. Just like HR to screw-up in reverse.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:49 AM (F1YWi)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 06:50 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 06:16 AM (ZxPkt)
The Premier of British Colombia, David Eby, just got his ass handed too him with the recent election, and I just saw part of the reason why on a compilation video on X.
The entire video is him saying Trump like a hundred times in several news conferences he did over the campaign.
Seems like every leftist on the planet is running against Trump is their next election.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 06:50 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 26, 2026 06:53 AM (pIFJv)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 06:54 AM (MWfyi)
A friend of mine is forced to use AI on his job because management invested heavily and his use of it gets monitored. So what would take two or three keystrokes to achieve takes several minutes for him to type out detailed instructions.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 06:57 AM (BpO1e)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 06:59 AM (F1YWi)
A mosque catches fire, and a person is arrested.
Then the rest of the article goes to sh*t.
https://tinyurl.com/3pk9733t
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 06:59 AM (iMotb)
Nascar sucks and so does this guy. Facebook? Is it still 2015?
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:01 AM (MWfyi)
Nascar sucks and so does this guy. Facebook? Is it still 2015?
_-_
If they didn't caricture people, they would have to address the content of what they say...can't have that.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 07:03 AM (Wofef)
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:04 AM (MWfyi)
Like the start at 11 and count backwards to 1 crowd or variations thereof.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 07:04 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:05 AM (ua/lL)
Nascar sucks and so does this guy. Facebook? Is it still 2015?
Posted by: fd
He had nothing to do with whatever Pharma company is sponsoring his car. The team owner is. Bubba isn't the brightest bulb out there. I love motorsports. NASCAR is meh. I'd comment on F1 being the same but I haven't watched it this year. They moved the races to AppleTV.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 07:06 AM (sAmhv)
Firefox with the following extensions:
1) uBlock Origin version 1.75.0 by Raymond Hill
- This is a better ad-blocker than Ad-Block or Ad-Block Plus
2) SponsorBlock for YouTube - Skip Sponsorships version 6.1.7 by Ajay (SponsorBlock)
- Cuts out self-promotion or advertising blocks that content creators purposefully ad to their own videos, completely customizable though.
3) NoScript version 13.6.36 by Giorgio Maone
- Prevent Javascript running on any site by default. Set certain sites to trusted, or you can temporarily trust just what you need to get enough of a site functional for you while leaving the rest of the crud disabled.
4) Privacy Badger version 2026.9.15 by EFF Technologists
- Blocks trackers
5) Port Authority version 2.2.0 by Hacks and Hops
- Blocks internal network port scanning triggered by some websites. (Yup, some sites use your browser to do an internal network port scan of all of your machines BEHIND YOUR FIREWALL. Snooping bastards.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:06 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Ben Had"
I can believe that!
Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:08 AM (MWfyi)
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That's right. And if they were submitting their homework written out by hand, they would at least get something out of it when they copy AI results....we have been automating things that never should have been automated for a long fime now.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 07:08 AM (F1YWi)
Time to get up, walk, and pray. Then job search until that interview is coordinated.
I wonder how many years until the job listings stop insisting that you be 'AI-first in all your code' and 'in your first three months you WILL show how AI is improving your code workflow', 'but you better not use AI in our coding test...'?
It's a useful tool but as always the ones who 'afraid to miss out on the next big thing' are destroying things in the effort to build things. Just like 'let's put EVERYTHING in the cloud... no, it doesn't matter which cloud... no, we don't need to keep that super-proprietary/sensitive data on-prem... omg we got hacked who could have anticipated that?'
I'm like.... Dude. You're a CEO or whatever who understands marketing and hype. Yet... you can't see that this is 90% hype?
Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 07:08 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 07:10 AM (0Jm0d)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 07:12 AM (Wofef)
6) Nuke Anything version 2.7 by Patrick Abi Salloum
- Allows me to highlight and remove elements of webpages temporarily on that particular page refresh. Useful for getting rid of demanding popups that try to interfere with you reading the content. "You have to log in to continue reading this article!" No I don't.
7) Redirector version 3.5.3 by Einar Egilsson
- Allows me to define automatic site redirects for specific URLs. I use this to redirect from x.com to whatever "nitter" reflector is online and working so I can view posts on X and the replies.
Allow Right-Click version 0.6.9 by Lunu
- Some sites disable right-click so you can't view the page's source, or save an image. It's my computer, not yours.
9) &udm=14 version 3.8 by Baylor
- Adds "&udm=14" to every Google search, forcing the results to not contain AI generated crap, or have advertising links up front. This variable tells Google, "Just the old fashioned search results."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:12 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:13 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:13 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at October 26, 2026 07:16 AM (igCg8)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (RkR9o)
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Very useful information, Sir. Thank you
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (PKL0q)
[snip]
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Thanks for posting those, G&R!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (Wofef)
They may well see it, but they're also in full blown "FOMO" mode, where they see their competitors stealing market share from them faster if they don't keep up with the current fad (AI).
I predict in a couple of years that this AI bubble will have completely popped, and the new fad we won't be able to get away from will be "Quantum Computing" (based on current naming fad conventions, they'll probably shorten that to "Quantum Compute".)
Also, what they'll be hyping will have little or nothing to do with actual quantum computing hardware, or what it's useful for, but the CEHs (Chief Executive Hypersters) at the companies don't seem to care one whit for accuracy, or truth.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:19 AM (O7YUW)
We are rapidly headed towards a society where no one understands how anything works
Our "leaders" have long been in that state. We've gone from a society where people used to have productive careers before going into politics to the European one where there's a pipeline from university to staffer/NGO to elected office.
None has been on a farm, or in a production plant, or an assembly line. They have no idea where things come from, how things are produced, or how things get from A to B. They know the levers of politics, otherwise nothing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 07:21 AM (eRlcH)
@104/Don in SoCo
You're welcome! Glad you found those comments helpful. I like to spread the joy of a web-browsing experience that isn't cluttered with "the awful".
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:21 AM (O7YUW)
https://tinyurl.com/4pmt8h6w"
This is like the joke about the ship named "Leadbottom 4".
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:26 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 10:38 AM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:21 AM (O7YUW)
I second those thanks. I use half of those extensions, and I am intrigued by the other half.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 26, 2026 10:40 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:13 AM (O7YUW)
Yay!
Posted by: m at October 26, 2026 11:06 AM (odBC9)
This isn't true. The _PHP Foundation_ is only providing patches for the 8.x versions, but third-party security companies like Aikido have already backported the patches to 5.x through 7.x and made them available for free.
The real problem is that functional companies don't use PHP for real web sites, so the companies affected by this are sufficiently dysfunctional that they couldn't deploy the patched versions quickly even if they had them.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at October 26, 2026 02:57 PM (LgYtf)
"All your PHP issues have been updated and fixed. You don't have to do anything. Thank you for your attention."
This is why I give them the big bucks. That, and the real people that come online to help me fix problems.
Posted by: MartynWW at October 26, 2026 05:10 PM (KfIEy)
Sunday Overnight Open Thread - October 25, 2026
Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Appreciate you stopping by. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?
As Ace would say - I shan't believe it. I shannot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fani Willis, who once prosecuted Trump for his election denial, just fell victim to voter fraud. Her voter registration was switched to NYC, address to Trump Tower - and it worked! https://t.co/SVaN9CAj2T— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 25, 2026
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Gays for Trump!
I love this guy. https://t.co/sG3eGrJK3c
— EARTH!🇺🇸 (@earthing5000) October 24, 2026
Hockey players are awesome
Michael McCarron accidentally knocked over this dude’s beer, so he came back & handed him a 20
Legend https://t.co/zftnQEsiXu— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 25, 2026
These baseball players are too!
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The Quiz 1. A classic closed-toe shoe with a low-to-mid or high heel, smooth upper, and no straps or buckles across the instep. It slips on easily and defines polished elegance.
What is it? 2. Extremely thin, tall heel (usually 3–4+ inches) that creates a dramatic, leg-lengthening line. Often with a pointed or almond toe.
What is it? 3. Short, curved, slender heel typically 1–2 inches high. Softer and more wearable than a full stiletto while still giving a feminine lift.
What is it? 4. Open-back shoe with a strap that wraps around the back of the heel. The defining feature is that rear strap.
What is it? 5. Canvas (or fabric) upper attached to a thick, braided rope sole. Often flat or lightly wedged with a summery vibe.
What is it? 6. Continuous solid heel that slopes from the front of the sole to the back—no separate heel piece. Known for comfort and stability.
What is it? 7. Open-back shoe with no strap or covering around the heel. You simply slide your foot in.
What is it? 8. Closed-toe style with a single strap across the instep (often with a buckle). The strap is the signature detail.
What is it? 9. Thick platform sole under the ball of the foot combined with a high heel for extra height and a bold silhouette.
What is it? 10. Soft, low-profile flat with a rounded or slightly pointed toe and a flexible sole.
What is it? 11. Ankle-height boot that covers the ankle bone, often with a zipper, elastic, or buckle.
What is it? 12. Slip-on shoe with a low heel or flat sole, often casual yet polished.
What is it? 13. A style (usually a pump or heel) with an open front that reveals the toes. The “peek-a-boo” cutout is the defining feature.
What is it? 14. A elegant pump or heel where the sides are cut away low, creating an open, curved silhouette along the arch. Named after a 19th-century French countess.
What is it?
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Answer Key
1. Pumps
2. Stilettos
3. Kitten heels
4. Slingbacks
5. Espadrilles
6. Wedges
7. Mules
8. Mary Janes
9. Platform heels
10. Ballet flats
11. Ankle booties
12. Loafers
13. Peep-toes
14. D’Orsays
----- Thanks, Piper!
The 70s were awesome
Admittedly, a lot of us weren't even alive during this in the '70s, but this is funnier than anything on TV now! https://t.co/KSTB0v0jfi
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at October 25, 2026 10:00 PM (4cqyH)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 25, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Posted by: Java Joe at October 25, 2026 10:03 PM (bux19)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 25, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)
The gals I knew called them 'F**k me pumps'.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 25, 2026 10:04 PM (4cqyH)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 25, 2026 10:04 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Adriane the Whelmed Critic . . . at October 25, 2026 10:04 PM (3ZUWJ)
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Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 25, 2026 10:03 PM
Those are over $1k, so it must be one of the higher class escorts. lol.
Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2026 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2026 10:06 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2026 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
Good evening horde
Posted by: scampydog chasing chartreuse microbus at October 25, 2026 10:08 PM (41CYW)
To paraphrase George Will, that isn't good commenting, it isn't even great commenting, that is heroic commenting.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 25, 2026 10:08 PM (Riz8t)
The only footwear with heels she has are the aforementioned boots.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 25, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Stinkfoot at October 25, 2026 10:11 PM (EdP2u)
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Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 25, 2026 10:12 PM (Wofef)
Posted by: Adriane the Foot Where Footwear Critic . . . at October 25, 2026 10:12 PM (3ZUWJ)
Thanks to Piper for the shoe quiz!
Nice to see the Brewers pay respect to the national anthem. That's how it's done!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 25, 2026 10:12 PM (D/6p1)
Ohhhhh. Ohhh, yeah.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 25, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 25, 2026 10:13 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2026 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
For Senators and higher only?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 25, 2026 10:13 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at October 25, 2026 10:15 PM (EdP2u)
also, The Dead's Fire on the Mountain is glorious use of a whammy bar. Or an envelope. Or some other technical guitar monkey legerdemain. Hey, why does my hand look so big?
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 25, 2026 10:16 PM (r7+Q7)
https://youtu.be/4VRZRQGpkW0
or if you need more context
https://youtu.be/I6uGId-a758
Posted by: mindful webworker - sneakers & boots at October 25, 2026 10:16 PM (uQQoV)
Posted by: The Rolling Stones at October 25, 2026 10:16 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Vintage Cheerleader Enthusiast at October 25, 2026 10:16 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 25, 2026 10:17 PM (vTZFs)
ABC'sSunday Night Movie is Ghostbusters. It's wonderful to see again -- except the network has cut it up to fit a two-hour time slot. The continuity is pretty much okay. But we are losing little things like "Back off, man, I'm a scientist," Peter offering Egon a candy bar, and the exchange where we first see that Janine likes Egon ("I collect spores, molds, and fungus"). Some of the character and charm is missing, in other words, especially when you know the dialog and scenes as a true fan.
Ah, well. Its been a quiet day. How about yours?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 25, 2026 10:18 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: pookysgirl has giant feet at October 25, 2026 10:18 PM (Wt5PA)
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Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2026 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2026 10:19 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 25, 2026 10:19 PM (yOHKZ)
She had a fantastic show on DisneyChannel "Gabby Duran and the Unsittables" where she babysat alien kids. Cute, funny show. On Instagram, she said she got a call 48 hours before the game to sing.
She just finished a concert tour but wasn't going to pass that up. She also had videos of herself doing ab work at 7am so she likes showing that off...
3 minutes anthem....
https://tinyurl.com/yuxymr23
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 25, 2026 10:20 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 25, 2026 10:20 PM (vTZFs)
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Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2026 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
Gahhh, what dreck ...
Oh and Doof, tip o' the cap to the Caps last night, 'ol Tuchy did us in ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 25, 2026 10:22 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2026 10:22 PM (IT8WN)
I got all the shoes, but I only got the D'Orsay by process of elimination. I learned something!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 25, 2026 10:22 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2026 10:22 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
Frustrating shop day today. The stupid little Honda generator continues to defeat my efforts to make it start. No spark, at all. I know now it is not the oil level switch, nor the on/off switch, no the exciter coil, nor the ignition coil, nor the spark plug. Probably not the ignition pulse generator, although I cannot rule it out 100%. Leaves just the ignition module, or "spark unit" as Honda calls it. $379 on Amazon. Nope, nope, nope. Under a hundred bucks on eBay. Still a "Nope" for a part I cannot be certain is bad, and which is non-returnable.
The pulse generator does kick out a couple hundred mV of AC when it is triggered. So a plan has been formed. Connect pulse generator to a GM 4-pin HEI module, which I should have several of on hand. Drive ignition coil off HEI module, using an external 12 volt battery as a power source. See if plug sparks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:23 PM (1z+WB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2026 10:23 PM (IT8WN)
Posted by: Very Attractive Hybrid, I Must Say at October 25, 2026 10:23 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Doof at October 25, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)
_______________________
I'm going to file a protest on this one. I'm pretty sure "slingbacks" are when a woman gets a little older and they hang down, screwing up her gardening, so she sling them over her shoulder...thus, slingbacks.
Now, ask me what an "ankle bootie" is.
As for Hollywood Squares. I still remember the newer version with Gilbert Gottfried. It was a classic moment:
https://tinyurl.com/cjsaw8kb
Stick with it....It gets better and better.
Posted by: Orson at October 25, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 25, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25
This is exactly what I was going to suggest.
Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2026 10:24 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2026 10:24 PM (wWuuh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2026 10:26 PM (eRlcH)
The pulse generator does kick out a couple hundred mV of AC when it is triggered. So a plan has been formed. Connect pulse generator to a GM 4-pin HEI module, which I should have several of on hand. Drive ignition coil off HEI module, using an external 12 volt battery as a power source. See if plug sparks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:23 PM (1z+WB)
How much are a few shotgun shells? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2026 10:26 PM (vzuC7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 25, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)
My wife and daughters on the other hand...let's just say that if the cobbler's children HAVE shoes, it is beacause they can afford them due to doing business with us. One daughter seems obsessed with heels because they make her appear much taller than me...she is only really a little taller...ha!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 25, 2026 10:26 PM (Wofef)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:27 PM (1z+WB)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2026 10:29 PM (wWuuh)
Okay, I did know "loafers." I wear 'em myself, without being in the least light in 'em.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2026 10:31 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 25, 2026 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
And the Boston song. Yeah, that's been a while for me too.
Hmmm. I'm in the computer room working now. Two monitors and an attached tv. I may turn the tv on, open up that YouTube song again and just have that keep me going for a few more hours.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 25, 2026 10:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2026 10:26 PM (vzuC7)
I scooped this thing for nothing at the dump. I am not going to spend big dollars on it. If the HEI module makes it run, then maybe $79 for a "spark unit" would make some sort of sense, It's a black box that also includes warning lights to indicate output, overload, and low oil. Running on the HEI would basically confirm that the present spark unit is nfg.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:31 PM (1z+WB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2026 10:32 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: That's Why There's Two Ednas at October 25, 2026 10:33 PM (EdP2u)
I got all the shoes correct! Does this go on my permanent record?
Wish I had the thickest pack of index cards of my 200 student HS of stupid stuff, like talking in class, being late for class due to talking, &, the most worst horrible thing of all was my bf talking me into the Beta Club photo for the yearbook. I wasn't in the Beta Club.
I really got yelled at for that one! And had to pay for another picture (I should have asked for the rejected one as it was a really good photo of me). I just stared at Mr. M. as he yelled at me almost weekly. Breezed in and said hey to the secretary. I wasn't bombing anything or stabbing people! Big deal!
Just so you young whipper snappers know, I was rocking similar espadrilles like those above in the mid-seventies in hippie dresses during college. They made me 5'10" or so. I still have the hippie dress from when I caught my dude's eye. Couldn't wear it now, but I kept it for my granddaughter's...who I hope are not hippies or bad like me.
As I spent half of this day puny I have a LOT to do tomorrow and need to go to bed.
Have a great night! Rock on!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 25, 2026 10:34 PM (hzuYO)
1. Pumps
2. Stilettos
3. Kitten heels
4. Slingbacks
5. Espadrilles
6. Wedges
7. Mules
8. Mary Janes
9. Platform heels
10. Ballet flats
11. Ankle booties
12. Loafers
13. Peep-toes
14. D�Orsays
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Is this going to be on the test?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ballistic at October 25, 2026 10:34 PM (oqH4h)
Incidentally, something in this show I have not seen before. Of course, I need captions to translate into English. They also narrate the incidental music. "Tense strings, percussive piano."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 25, 2026 10:35 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Paul Lynde was more masculine than Obama.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2026 10:35 PM (sAmhv)
1. Loafers
2. Sneakers
3. Everything else
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2026
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Sitting right here, boss.
( -- Cowboy and work boots)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2026 10:35 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Posted by: mindful webworker - sneakers & boots
I swear, 'pon my sole, I did not see Pug's comment before leaving my sock addendum.
Heel, this is Horde mind to a scary level, isn't it?🤯
Posted by: mindful webworker - bullets & beef at October 25, 2026 10:35 PM (uQQoV)
I'll almost certainly never get one of 'em right (espadrilles) because... never heard of it before.
*yawn* *yaawn* Bedtimes, methinks. Hopefully I get the interview scheduled quickly tomorrow so I can plan what days to sub. Suspect they'll take their sweet time, alas.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 25, 2026 10:36 PM (aJQbY)
The charm tour, such as it is, continues.
I'm not sure how much black Skeletor helped. Carville, white Skeletor, isn't a fan.
Oh wait, the miracle of AI. I just asked ChatGPT this...
President Obama gave a speech today for Abdul. Examine the transcripts. How many times did Obama talk about himself? How many times did he talk about Abdul?
Place your bets....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 25, 2026 10:36 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Rex B at October 25, 2026 10:37 PM (sdSI9)
1. Loafers
2. Sneakers
3. Everything else
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Too many categories.
Answers to the Men's Shoes quiz:
1) Shoes
2) Boots
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2026 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)
References to Abdul by name
20
Counting “Abdul” and “Abdul's” in Obama's remarks, excluding speaker labels.
Personal stories about Obama
~8
Distinct anecdotes or passages, rather than individual pronouns.
How much did he actually talk about Abdul?
The speech ran about 41 minutes after Obama's introduction. His most concentrated discussion of El-Sayed came between approximately 23:26 and 30:46, when he discussed El-Sayed's policy positions, background, disagreements with Obama and Republican opponent Mike Rogers. He also endorsed El-Sayed at the beginning and end.
The distinction is that Obama mentioned Abdul by name about 20 times, but spent much of the speech discussing national politics and his criticisms of the Trump administration. He also referred to himself repeatedly, sometimes to explain his record and sometimes to draw comparisons with El-Sayed.
So, much of the speech was about Obama.
Grab a beer if you guessed correctly.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 25, 2026 10:39 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Fire on the Mountain - The Marshall Tucker Band
youtu.be/fxS0rSFLbJc
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Yeah, I was far more distressed about the Dead 'Fire on the Mountain' reference vs. Marshall Tucker, than about 'Convoy'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2026 10:39 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Rex B at October 25, 2026 10:37 PM (sdSI9)
My pleasure.
Kylie did a fantastic job.
Have a happy week.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 25, 2026 10:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at October 25, 2026 10:40 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Meathead at October 25, 2026 10:41 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2026 10:41 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 25, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)
*******
While my DIL can certainly afford shoes, I give her my favorites. I parted with my 4" black peep toe heels a year ago. It was hard.
My favorite boots of 20 are black suede heels with some sort of flower design on the side. Wore them all over DC for dressy stuff. Sad.
I am going to organize my shoes soon as I am running a close second to Imelda Marcos.
I buy leather only, take good care of them in their boxes, still have some from work and I need to get real. I can still wear 3" heels but if I sprain an ankle I'll never hear the end of it and need to cull.
I despise going through clothes, which is what I've done off and on for two weeks. I keep telling myself that someone will appreciate this and then think it's probably an illegal and get ticked off.
I get bored and leave is my story of chores. I need to get this done and never think about it again as it makes me ornery.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 25, 2026 10:43 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: The Fire Brigade at October 25, 2026 10:43 PM (EdP2u)
$20, same as in town?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 25, 2026 10:43 PM (l3cgK)
0 of 14.
Bad Stateless!!
Bad!!
Back to work. Ralphy's asleep on the quilt on the computer room floor and Snowflake is on a pillow on my computer chair. Too cute.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 25, 2026 10:44 PM (Sco7b)
*yawn* *yaawn* Bedtimes, methinks. Hopefully I get the interview scheduled quickly tomorrow so I can plan what days to sub. Suspect they'll take their sweet time, alas.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 25, 2026 10:36 PM (aJQbY)
You've never heard of the Lafayette Espadrille? Famous American volunteer pilots for France in WWI.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 25, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 25, 2026 10:44 PM (l3cgK)
Grab a beer if you guessed correctly.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 25, 2026 10:39 PM (Sco7b)
Scarcely surprising that muslim Obama would support muslim Abdul. What he had to say is immaterial. Those who regard Barky as a saint would vote for Satan if Barky endorsed him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:45 PM (1z+WB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2026 10:45 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Rex B at October 25, 2026 10:45 PM (sdSI9)
Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at October 25, 2026 10:46 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Kinney Shoes at October 25, 2026 10:47 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 25, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Archie Bunker
Good night Shoebooty.
Posted by: Meathead at October 25, 2026 10:41 PM (Cqx++)
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The circuit is now complete.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thom McCan and Florsheim at October 25, 2026 10:48 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: The Fire Brigade at October 25, 2026 10:43 PM (EdP2u)
*********
Smart cause Marshall Tucker was better.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 25, 2026 10:49 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 25, 2026 10:49 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 25, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
Wait! That was the Lafayette Escadrille. The Lafayette Espadrille was a bunch of American loafers who went to Montmartre to drink absinthe and smoke Gauloises.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:49 PM (1z+WB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2026 10:49 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Thom McCan and Florsheim at October 25, 2026 10:48 PM (EdP2u)
I have a pair of Florsheim somewhere...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 25, 2026 10:49 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:49 PM (1z+WB)
That's because they were too light to fly the planes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 25, 2026 10:50 PM (1Ff7Z)
I live in a shoe, along with my dog.
Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige)
Half the fun of having feet is Red Goose Shoes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++)
Paul Lynde was also "Uncle Arthur" on Bewitched.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2026 10:51 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:51 PM (1z+WB)
We'll find out come Monday.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 25, 2026 10:52 PM (Wofef)
I was thinking "espada," and wondering what was so sword-like about them.
Posted by: mikeski at October 25, 2026 10:53 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: The Fire Brigade at October 25, 2026 10:43 PM (EdP2u)
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They got served.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
Convoy. Hard to believe that C.W. McCall got his start advertising Old Home Style bread. Those ads had an actual story line.
Paul Lynde: I'd forgotten all about Hollywood Squares. I can't believe Lynde didn't get bleeped out, especially for the over cooked quip. You know that wouldn't fly today.
And, no, it wasn't just Catholic school girls who wore saddle shoes. I had at least one pair. These days, I stick to New Balance sneakers. My feet are so wide, I buy mens size.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 25, 2026 10:53 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++)
With this (Cougar 9000) wheelchair, you're almost glad you're handicapped!
Posted by: Wheelchair Salesman, obligatory Seinfeld at October 25, 2026 10:54 PM (sdSI9)
Posted by: Englishtown Raceway Radio Ads at October 25, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:45 PM (1z+WB)
Surprisingly, GatewayPundit has been having videos of blacks saying they don't care if Obama endorsing Abdul, they're not voting for him.
And even the scroll on MSNow said Abdul is having issues with black Michigan voters. And he's appearing on MSNow!! That's pretty much an audience he should have locked up....vote wise, as well as perhaps legally and psychiatrically.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 25, 2026 10:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2026 10:55 PM (sAmhv)
Sorry, couldn't name any of the women's footwear...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 25, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)
__________
Part and parcel of women's Mental Load. See also: soap, shampoo, cosmetics.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2026 10:56 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: four seasons at October 25, 2026 10:57 PM (/QHx4)
And even the scroll on MSNow said Abdul is having issues with black Michigan voters. And he's appearing on MSNow!! That's pretty much an audience he should have locked up....vote wise, as well as perhaps legally and psychiatrically.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 25, 2026 10:55 PM (Sco7b)
But it's really the woke whites who regard Obama as a saint.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:57 PM (1z+WB)
Posted by: Not Sure What Shoes I Wore at October 25, 2026 10:57 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 25, 2026
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Maybe so. She does not seem to have a high arch to her feet, whereas Mrs. W. did.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2026 10:58 PM (wzUl9)
_-_
I just wish they'd write the word "Shampoo" in larger letters so I can see which bottle to use if I run out of 8-in-1 Men's soap and have to get into the wife's supply.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 25, 2026 10:58 PM (Wofef)
Story at Cowboy State Daily
Posted by: four seasons at October 25, 2026 10:57 PM (/QHx4)
Well, if it were on a tin roof, it would be exceedingly noisy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 10:59 PM (1z+WB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2026 10:56 PM (eRlcH)
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I know a woman who gets infuriated when other women wear the "wrong" color hose. Very weird. Not Mrs. F.
Posted by: Englishtown Raceway Radio Ads at October 25, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 25, 2026 11:00 PM (aJQbY)
The Nancy Grace Roman telescope is now fully operational, behold her resolving power.
It is now 921K miles from Erf, and they are now "commissioning" her. This is a series of test observations to fully characterize how all that complex mess of optics behaves, and any various tweaks needed when it stars main operations. The tracking system is also being fine tuned.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2026 11:00 PM (w6EFb)
I almost forgot I'm having a fine needle biopsy tomorrow.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 25, 2026 11:01 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 25, 2026 11:01 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2026
***
He got to deliver one of the best lines in TV sitcom history:
"Endora, when I think of you as a blood relative . . . I long for a transfusion."
Lynde also played a very different one-shot character in the show's first season: a hyper-nervous driving instructor assigned to teach Samantha how to drive. At one point he takes out a huge disc and nibbles on it. Samantha asks, "Are you hungry?" Lynde: "No. I need so many tranquilizers my doctor prescribes them in the form of a cookie."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2026 11:02 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2026 11:03 PM (yHibv)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 25, 2026 11:04 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2026
***
And got to sing the anthem of fathers everywhere: "What's the Matter With Kids Today?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2026 11:04 PM (wzUl9)
Or are they so used to staring at themselves in a mirror that they thing what they are seeing is normal, and how everyone else sees things?
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 25, 2026 11:04 PM (j7INY)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 25, 2026 11:01 PM (aJQbY)
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Ha! I have learned so much about women in the intervening 40 years, and so little.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
San Franpsycho - it starts young. My grand-niece gets upset when my mom doesn't wear earrings that match her blouse 'correctly'. Very particular is our little one...
Posted by: RandomDave at October 25, 2026 11:01 PM (aJQbY)
___________
Women's concern: Do my earrings match my blouse?
Men's concern: Pants, yes or no?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2026 11:05 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Not Sure What Shoes I Wore at October 25, 2026 10:57 PM (EdP2u)
That is a concert I would have loved to be at. Some New Riders:
https://youtu.be/sD41n7Plt7A
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 11:05 PM (1z+WB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2026 11:07 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Rex B at October 25, 2026 11:10 PM (sdSI9)
Posted by: Englishtown Raceway Radio Ads at October 25, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
I used to live just a few miles from there. I could hear the cars running at night from my house. I saw it recently, its abandoned and looks like 100 years after people. Frigging shame.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2026 11:10 PM (vzuC7)
You've never heard of the Lafayette Espadrille? Famous American volunteer pilots for France in WWI.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Ha. As an aside:
"Kiffin Yates Rockwell was an early aviator and the first American pilot to shoot down an enemy aircraft in World War I. On May 18, 1916, Rockwell attacked and shot down a German plane over the Alsace battlefield. For this action he was awarded the Médaille militaire and the Croix de guerre"
Rockwell was born a few blocks from here, and there is a historical marker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2026 11:10 PM (XeU6L)
And some of the Roman systems are performing better than expected, and that will let them push things better than design plans, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2026 11:11 PM (w6EFb)
Thanks for the ONT, Doof & Piper!
High heels... can't wear 'em any more. Too prone to ingrown toenails.
Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2026 11:11 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 25, 2026 11:14 PM (wWuuh)
He looked older than that in those Hollywood Squares clips.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2026 11:14 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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...and being able to view your feet/shoes in the X-ray machine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2026 11:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2026 11:16 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: The Fire Brigade at October 25, 2026 10:43 PM (EdP2u)
*********
Smart cause Marshall Tucker was better.
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I've never gotten the Dead. I once smoked weed and it did nothing to increase my understanding of them. There was *zero* chance that anyone was going to step on a guitar pedal and let loose with a blazing fast solo that would have the tone of a snarling chainsaw. There was never going to be two *great* vocalists trading lines...or even *one* great vocalist singing...anything.
Assuming the Dead members all get to heaven someday and they discuss the amazing grace that our Lord would allow any of us to get to heaven...and then discuss the next 1000 most spiritual topics that deal with God's amazing willingness to tolerate us humans...I would hope that at some point one Dead member would ask the others "Can you believe that anyone took us seriously?".
Posted by: Crusader at October 25, 2026 11:16 PM (Cjcf6)
Kiffin Yates Rockwell was an early aviator and the first American pilot to shoot down an enemy aircraft in World War I. On May 18, 1916, Rockwell attacked and shot down a German plane over the Alsace battlefield
_____________
"Take the magneto out of my stomach,
And the butterfly valve off my neck,
Extract from my liver the crankshaft,
There are lots of good parts in this wreck.
"Take the manifold out of my larynx,
And the cylinders out of my brain,
Take the piston rods out of my kidneys,
And assemble the engine again."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2026 11:17 PM (eRlcH)
Early voting data is for strippers
History is written by gays and trannies all
Lies
It’s all fake news as dear leader says
God will give us a victory
I only listen to tmj as he soothes me
lol
Sad!
Posted by: AOS cope at October 25, 2026 11:18 PM (A7iNP)
Early 80s sitting courtside watching my Seton Hall Pirates give fits to St. John's team. We were ahead at the half, which was very unexpected. Lou Carnesecca was uncharacteristically upset to the point where he kicked a water jug before storming off for halftime. A few drops landed on my shoe and I made a show of brushing them away. The performance was more for my friend's amusement, as I didn't even think Lou saw it.
Well color me humbled, when the teams came out to start the 3rd quarter and the great coach makes a beeline for me, extends his hand, and apologizes for his offense. Hard to razz a guy after that..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 25, 2026 11:19 PM (08OqX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2026 11:20 PM (TQKnz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2026 11:20 PM (1z+WB)
Posted by: AOS cope at October 25, 2026 11:21 PM (A7iNP)
Posted by: AOS cope at October 25, 2026 11:21 PM (A7iNP)
Or are they so used to staring at themselves in a mirror that they thing what they are seeing is normal, and how everyone else sees things?
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 25, 2026 11:04 PM (j7INY)
_______________________
I was under the impression that it fools the software searching for copyright infractions.
Posted by: Orson at October 25, 2026 11:25 PM (dIske)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 25, 2026 11:25 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I hadn't thought of that. It's 0830 over in Pakistan. Dayshift! Do trolls have to do timecards? It does seem to have a fetish in regard to TJM. It's creepy.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 25, 2026 11:29 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Crusader at October 25, 2026 11:16 PM (Cjcf6)
Pro tip..there isn't enough weed on the planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2026 11:29 PM (vzuC7)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 25, 2026 11:01 PM (VCgbV)
Well, I'm gonna pray they find.... nothing whatsoever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 25, 2026 11:29 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: four seasons at October 25, 2026 11:30 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1)
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His beard says "nope"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2026 11:31 PM (4Je4D)
I hadn't thought of that. It's 0830 over in Pakistan. Dayshift! Do trolls have to do timecards? It does seem to have a fetish in regard to TJM. It's creepy.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
He usually drops a turd or two in the middle of the night also.
Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2026 11:31 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2026 11:16 PM (lJ0H4)
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Arthritis? Strained tendon? Plantar fasciitis?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 25, 2026 11:32 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2026 11:33 PM (4Je4D)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 25, 2026 11:33 PM (cooUp)
Grow the fuck up, sit the hell down, and shut the fuck up.
Or, continue to be an ass and find yourself old, used up, and universally disliked and shunned.
Most 10 year olds get over it, but sometimes they need to be pounded flat to figure it out.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 25, 2026 11:34 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2026 11:31 PM (lJ0H4)
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Blame the Tikka Masala for that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2026 11:35 PM (4Je4D)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 25, 2026 11:35 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 25, 2026 11:34 PM (5WPt1)
Hey1 That hurts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2026 11:36 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2026 11:36 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 25, 2026 11:35 PM (5WPt1)
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How are they for outrunning grizzlies?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2026 11:37 PM (4Je4D)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2026 11:29 PM (vzuC7)
Imagine the venn diagram of musical overlap between Berserker and JackStraw. If it exists, this might be it. Miracles abound
https://tinyurl.com/5anzz9kt
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 25, 2026 11:38 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: NCKate at October 25, 2026 11:40 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2026 11:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
They can hit 30 MPH over a short distance, fast as a horse. Ain't nobody outrunning that, footwear or no.
Posted by: Bearly Time To Scream at October 25, 2026 11:42 PM (EdP2u)
They can hit 30 MPH over a short distance, fast as a horse. Ain't nobody outrunning that, footwear or no.
Posted by: Bearly Time To Scream at October 25, 2026 11:42 PM (EdP2u)
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Then my advice would be, drop the salmon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2026 11:43 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: AOS cope at October 25, 2026 11:43 PM (A7iNP)
Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2026 11:16 PM (lJ0H4)
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Arthritis? Strained tendon? Plantar fasciitis?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 25, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
Please tell me it wasn't a voodoo doll. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 25, 2026 11:44 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 25, 2026 11:45 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2026 11:45 PM (uS5Pf)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 25, 2026 11:46 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
LOL. I'm to follow up with my doc. We'll get it figured out I'm sure.
Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2026 11:47 PM (lJ0H4)
It's the full Hunter's Moon tonight, the exact moment of which will occur at 12:11 AM EDT, 04:11Z.
I saw it looming large on the horizon a few hours ago driving into town.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 25, 2026 11:47 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Cicero
Say what you want, but the guy knows his trains.
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 25, 2026 11:47 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2026 11:49 PM (Y/06r)
They can hit 30 MPH over a short distance, fast as a horse. Ain't nobody outrunning that, footwear or no.
Posted by: Bearly Time To Scream at October 25, 2026 11:42 PM (EdP2u)
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Then my advice would be, drop the salmon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2026 11:43 PM (vBZcw)
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Yeah, as a frame of reference...on his best day Usain Bolt hit just over 27 mph. Granted, he might have squeaked out a bit more if a bear was chasing him...but not enough.
Posted by: Orson at October 25, 2026 11:49 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Exactly what I think when I look at a beautiful pair of heels these days. Those days are long gone.
Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2026 11:50 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2026 11:52 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NCKate at October 25, 2026 11:53 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: NCKate at October 25, 2026 11:54 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Orson at October 25, 2026 11:49 PM (dIske)
What about that one dude with the prosthetic legs?
Didn't he do something horrible?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2026 11:55 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: The Suits at October 25, 2026 11:56 PM (vBZcw)
Just updated, 9 killed for the weekend. In Charlotte, hammer.
Posted by: NCKate
Homecoming weekend?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++)
Or are they so used to staring at themselves in a mirror that they thing what they are seeing is normal, and how everyone else sees things?
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 25, 2026 11:04 PM (j7INY)
If it is original content, the user doesn't understand how to mirror.
If it is a repost of someone's original content, or a post of a movie or TV clip, it is an attempt to avoid a copyright claim.
Posted by: goozer at October 25, 2026 11:57 PM (wrcRB)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 25, 2026 11:57 PM (Fv808)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2026 11:37 PM (4Je4D)
Don't be silly. That's what the .22 is for.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:01 AM (5WPt1)
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I bet I have a pretty accurate guess of the demographics of those that did the killing.
I'd also guess that the demographics of those killed didn't differ by much.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:02 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2026 12:02 AM (lJ0H4)
How is DH?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2026 11:45 PM (uS5Pf)
He is his usual charming self. Just moving slower, and using a walker, which cracks me up for some reason. He sort of terrorized the dogs with it, which is likewise amusing. You'd think it was a vacuum cleaner or something.
Says the pain is tolerable. Starts PT on Wednesday. He will not like it, but he will do it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:03 AM (5WPt1)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:04 AM (5WPt1)
It was good for our first rainy day of the Fall.
I also found out that my wife has volunteered me to make Panera style broccoli soup for the church soup and salad event in two weeks. I will have to find my recipe and hope I noted the variations I made last time.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 12:05 AM (rbvCR)
Didn't he do something horrible?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Isn't he the one who shot his girlfriend?
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2026 12:05 AM (lJ0H4)
lin-duh, I hope that all goes well tomorrow.
Peers around for JQ, I need a Chivas.
Hope all of the Horde had a good weekend.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2026 12:06 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:04 AM (5WPt1)
Is he using it as a turbo-boost to help get up out of a chair?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 26, 2026 12:07 AM (qx7Zg)
2 most democrat counties have nearly doubled early vote vs 2022 and still a week to go.
Lol
Sad!
Posted by: AOS cope at October 26, 2026 12:08 AM (NJd/L)
Posted by: tcn in AK
PT was the most important part of my hip replacement. It's not fun but necessary.
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2026 12:08 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)
If a Grizzly was charging from 30 yards away, would a lever action 30-30 be enough to stop their charge?
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:10 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: goozer at October 25, 2026 11:57 PM (wrcRB)
I strongly suspect this is the reason most of the time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 12:10 AM (jTKPp)
Oooooooowwwwooooohhhhhh!
Posted by: Lon Chaney, Jr. at October 26, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 12:12 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 12:13 AM (rdVOm)
2 most democrat counties have nearly doubled early vote vs 2022 and still a week to go.”
The 100 most Republican counties have also doubled their early vote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 12:13 AM (jTKPp)
Posted by: tcn in AK
I had PT after the surgeon pulled all the screws out of my shoulder.
I have full range of motion now, and I can throw things across the yard, but I wouldn't be able to if I hadn't kept grinding at the PT.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 12:14 AM (rbvCR)
If a Grizzly was charging from 30 yards away, would a lever action 30-30 be enough to stop their charge?
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:10 AM (Cjcf6)
Odd are, no. Even if you manage to hit the bear directly in his heart, he will still run 60 to 100 yards before dropping, and by then, you are toast. They are truly frightening creatures, so don't piss 'em off.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:15 AM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:10 AM (Cjcf6)
Friend of a friend worked summers patrolling a pipeline in Alaska, on foot, and he carried a lever action 45-70. I figure that is the minimum that you would need dealing with a grizzly.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 12:16 AM (rbvCR)
Kid Rock's "All Summer Long" is a mashup (or "interpolation") of Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama. While at first you wouldn't think it, they are very close together and fit like a hand in a glove.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 12:17 AM (w6EFb)
I have full range of motion now, and I can throw things across the yard, but I wouldn't be able to if I hadn't kept grinding at the PT.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 12:14 AM (rbvCR)
I've had my shoulder done twice. The first time, they fixed the 80% tear, and PT worked fine right up until they tore the other 20%. I'm not a wimp, and I did the PT faithfully, but they really didn't believe me when I said it got worse instead of better.
The second time, they used a patch and everything else they could think of, and I did the PT, and it still hurts, and I do not have full range of motion, no matter how hard I try.
The next step is full replacement, but I've been rehabbed for over a year and honestly, I'm not ready to go through all that again. Guess I'll just have a shitty shoulder.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:18 AM (5WPt1)
If a Grizzly was charging from 30 yards away, would a lever action 30-30 be enough to stop their charge?
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:10 AM (Cjcf6)
Odd are, no. Even if you manage to hit the bear directly in his heart, he will still run 60 to 100 yards before dropping, and by then, you are toast. They are truly frightening creatures, so don't piss 'em off.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:15 AM (5WPt1)
I'd recommend a GAU-8, firing 30mm depleted uranium rounds. Just check your backstop - it's designed for modern tanks.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 26, 2026 12:19 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Kindltot
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M79
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026 12:19 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:19 AM (5WPt1)
While the .300 Winchester Magnum is a considered a minimum, seasoned hunters often prefer larger, more powerful calibers such as the .338 Winchester Magnum, .375 H&H Magnum, or even the .416 Remington Magnum. These calibers offer greater knockdown power and improved penetration, increasing the likelihood of a quick and humane kill.
Me: Polar bears, but close enough.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:19 AM (Y/06r)
Music theory, I don't know, but someone who is can tell you exactly why those two are nearly the same. I think it's the chord progression and temp are identical, or nearly so.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:22 AM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:23 AM (Y/06r)
If it's black, step back.
If it's brown, hunker down.
If it's white, say goodnight.
Polar bears will eat you even if they aren't hungry.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:23 AM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Capt. Spalding at October 26, 2026 12:24 AM (vBZcw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:18 AM (5WPt1)
I was lucky, it was a nasty break but they decided screws were better than a plate. I will no doubt get arthritis in that joint, or worse.
There are really promising trials going on for joints, but they are all at the level of animal testing. One day they will have a pill or infusion to get cartilage and bone to remodel itself.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 12:24 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Capt. Spalding at October 26, 2026 12:24 AM (vBZcw)
I'd be a little irked about that. For one thing, they would get totally stretched out. And the smell!
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:25 AM (5WPt1)
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Sad to think you're not even a main meal. Just a nosh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 12:25 AM (vBZcw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2026 12:23 AM (5WPt1)
Yeah, never got the thing about wanting to save them. They seem pretty evil.
There was a video I saw on ewetub where some guy in russia in the arctic circle had a polar bear shoving it's head in through his kitchen window. He was feeding it. Retard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:25 AM (Y/06r)
https://tinyurl.com/47n3p52x
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:23 AM (Y/06r)
Nice one! Thanks for sharing it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 26, 2026 12:26 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 26, 2026 12:25 AM (vBZcw)
Their livers are poison- too much vitamin A.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 26, 2026 12:27 AM (Y/06r)
I think I'm listed twice on the second list thanks to Starlink.
I used it in two different places.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 26, 2026 12:27 AM (8r0td)
Now another Judge has said that was an illegal order. There is no way to untangle this, they need to hold the entire election over again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 12:32 AM (jTKPp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 12:34 AM (jTKPp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 12:32 AM (jTKPp
I sure hope no one gets drug from their homes and shot.
Posted by: guy who is being insincere at October 26, 2026 12:36 AM (KdMgn)
Posted by: Crusader
or, you could just take away his credit card ...
ta boom tish
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic . . . at October 26, 2026 12:36 AM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 12:39 AM (KC5Lt)
I once talked to a guy who was on a guided hunt for Kodiak grizzlies. His companion put three .338 mag rounds into a charging bear and didn't slow it down. He had to finish the job with a .375 H&H mag when the beast was almost on top of them.
Posted by: PabloD at October 26, 2026 12:41 AM (mXZsC)
Posted by: chuck norris has left the building at October 26, 2026 12:42 AM (N/ddV)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 12:47 AM (p75RW)
If a Grizzly was charging from 30 yards away, would a lever action 30-30 be enough to stop their charge?
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 12:10 AM (Cjcf6)
Odd are, no. Even if you manage to hit the bear directly in his heart, he will still run 60 to 100 yards before dropping, and by then, you are toast. They are truly frightening creatures, so don't piss 'em off.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Advice too late to help the noodle headed Macaroni of France; thinking he would fare any better than Napoleon against the Bear -- now it's the worlds problem to give the bear back it's honey so it will go back to sleep.
The Problem?
cTHIEL & Associates keeps shooting...
Yeah, he was forWar'd until he was against it.
Oh you've heard the term, Hell on Earth.
Well tomorrow it gets a lot worse; cTHIEL's fallen angels (Palantir, Anduril, Quantum-Systems, STARK Defence, Shield AI, Ayer Labs, Covenant, SpaceX, Epirus, Helsing, Seronic, Verde Space Industries) will rise again to make of this world, a Paradise for his kind.
cTHIEL angling Z, JD and mELONhead to throw down on Trump? Bad Idea.
This is Normal -- the War *ON* Normal People.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 26, 2026 12:50 AM (kdY0p)
Posted by: Capt. Spalding at October 26, 2026 12:24 AM (vBZcw)
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Well, that's understandable. If a bear stole my pajamas I'd be pissed. Then the audacity to wear them in front of you. That's just asking for it.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 12:58 AM (dIske)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 26, 2026 12:59 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Lord Percy at October 26, 2026 01:01 AM (eb1bp)
I decided to leave, instead of having lunch with him today. I do not wish to *reward* such awful behavior, don't give a damn what the cause.
This man is no longer my sweet, laid back, happy-go-lucky husband. I don't recognize him.
fml
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:03 AM (p75RW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 12:34 AM (jTKPp)
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You know how the rappers in the US used to have that East Coast / West Coast animosity going on. Canada is kind of like that now. The three provinces in West pretty much pay for everything in the other Provinces. I sat up and noticed the new Premier of BC when his campaign director stated for the press that "Islam is an abhorrent ideology". Then all the usual suspects demanded he fire her immediately....and he said, "No."
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 01:04 AM (dIske)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:06 AM (p75RW)
omg, JQ, I'm so sorry. Any chance that in the days coming down, there will be good among the bad?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:09 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at October 26, 2026 01:11 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:12 AM (p75RW)
Maybe it's time for hospice. I dunno.
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)
Now another Judge has said that was an illegal order. There is no way to untangle this, they need to hold the entire election over again.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Oh man. How wild and woolly is Brazil? Can those people make things change with marches and street fights? Just rise up and stomp until they get their way?
Meanwhile, the DOJ is probably about to lose its request to sequester likely noncitizen ballots in California. The hearing wasn't encouraging today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:13 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Lord Percy at October 26, 2026 01:01 AM (eb1bp)
Thanks, but there are no points to replace. Wish there were! It's fully transistorized ignition. There is a "pulse generator" which is functionally identical to the pickup coil used in the old Chrysler Corporation electronic ignitions of the 1970's. A coil of wire wound around a permanent magnet. When a little bump on the flywheel passes under it, a little jolt of current is generated. I measure about 300 mV AC on a digital multimeter. Transient, of course. This is sent to a "spark unit", which amplifies it, and uses it to switch a transistor that controls current flow to the primary of the ignition coil. The spark unit gets its operating power from the exciter winding of the generator itself; that puts out about 3 to 4 volts AC when the starter cord is pulled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 01:15 AM (1z+WB)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:15 AM (p75RW)
Not easy to deal with a loss of dignity, pride, or self-sufficiency.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 01:16 AM (dIske)
We haven't had much meaningful conversation for a while. He can't think rationally anymore.
When he talks to me about things, his sentences either trail off or he tells some (obviously not real) weird story.
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 01:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:17 AM (mmrXZ)
Now another Judge has said that was an illegal order. There is no way to untangle this, they need to hold the entire election over again.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Tell me where you want this killn' done?
Take it out on Highway 61
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 01:17 AM (ogcfP)
JQ, hospice, really? I didn't realize your husband's condition was that degraded.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Never mind. I was typing that while you had already answered.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:18 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:18 AM (p75RW)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:23 AM (p75RW)
"Isn't that a little light for shooting bears with?" He asked.
"Oh, it's not for the bear," I said. "It's for you, when you get tired of the bear chewing on you."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 26, 2026 01:24 AM (yOHKZ)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:24 AM (p75RW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
The only *cure* for hubby, would be liver/kidney transplantation. He (long ago, before losing his mind) refused.
His condition is terminal. Eventually. We knew this, going in.
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:29 AM (p75RW)
Spontaneous chimerism - she is genetically 100% xx woman, except her blood is her twin brother's, with xy chromosomes. Doesn't seem to affect her in any way. (2:55)
youtu.be/3g_iESUTnF8
AI agent builds itself a robot body, does exactly what experts warned - what could go wrong? (15:04)
https://youtu.be/QRVz697rEx0
Alan MOORE on Steve DITKO: Black & White Morality (3:45) Edited segments pulled from Jonathan Ross's "In Search of Steve Ditko" special for The BBC
https://youtu.be/0XTL7bYmoVs
Houdini died 100 years ago on Halloween at age 52. Or did he? (8:17) Superficial CBS Sunday Morning report.
https://youtu.be/XeqRXE1Ne9A
Posted by: mindful webworker - back from elsewhere at October 26, 2026 01:30 AM (uQQoV)
WHile Daddy got a bit ornery at the end, it wasn't that bad compared to some of the stories I've heard. And Mama was a trooper until the very end. So I was blessed with that.
One of the of the hospices nurses said she loved to come see Mama, because she was so nice, saying most of her patients were mean at the best, and actually combative and even taking swings at her if they could.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 01:32 AM (w6EFb)
May her memory be a blessing to you.
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:36 AM (p75RW)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 01:39 AM (rdVOm)
Even the extra two hours wouldn’t make up that difference.
Unless Flavio has some other clear evidence of fraud this election will stand and Lula will be president for another term.
This will make a total of sixteen years in power by the end of this term, not including Dilma Rouseff who was just an extension of Lula until she was impeached and removed from office a decade ago.
It’s disappointing but not surprising from Brazil, they’ve been a mostly left-leaning nation since the end of the dictatorship in 1985, especially since the turn of the century.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 01:39 AM (6ydKt)
Sorry, couldn't name any of the women's footwear...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 25, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)
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Part and parcel of women's Mental Load. See also: soap, shampoo, cosmetics.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2026 10:56 PM (eRlcH)
What are cos-metrics? Sounds mathematical...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:39 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:41 AM (p75RW)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
Thank you. The funeral is tomorrow. She will be laid to rest thereafter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 01:43 AM (w6EFb)
Finally found my big Black & Decker. The shoulder brace and wooden hand hold are packed in some other safe place.
The good news is that it's three wire and won't require an upgrade.
On the other hand, Amazon offers a chuck attachment for angle grinder which may work out better in the long run.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 01:45 AM (ogcfP)
A dear friend of the family (she's in her early '80s now), had a time with her mother at the last. She was completely demented and would get violent with everybody. It was just awful.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 26, 2026 01:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:46 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - honestly at October 26, 2026 01:48 AM (uQQoV)
Sorry, couldn't name any of the women's footwear...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Where were the 'do me' pumps.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 01:51 AM (ogcfP)
Posted by: AOS cope at October 26, 2026 01:51 AM (Efkgh)
This is why I'm thinking hospice for hubby-- they won't be shy with the meds.
No doubt that he qualifies, it's been suggested on several occasions... but then he kinda got better... enough to mow the lawn and do little projects in the shop! And then, 2 years ago: Whammo. Into the nursing home because I couldn't manage his required care anymore.
I've been in mourning for 5 freaking years. Anticipatory grief. Maybe even some denial.
Maybe now, it's just... time. Ya know?
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 01:53 AM (rdVOm)
Finally found my big Black & Decker. The shoulder brace and wooden hand hold are packed in some other safe place.
The good news is that it's three wire and won't require an upgrade.
On the other hand, Amazon offers a chuck attachment for angle grinder which may work out better in the long run.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 01:45 AM (ogcfP)
Some of those big old electric drills had the assist handle socket made with a half-inch pipe thread, and the handle was often just a short length of half-inch black iron pipe. Put a longer piece of pipe in that socket, and rest on the ground to resist torque and engine kickback. Or just slip a snipe over the existing handle...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 01:54 AM (1z+WB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 01:54 AM (ogcfP)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 01:56 AM (77rzZ)
Even the extra two hours wouldn’t make up that difference.
Joe Biden rounded up an extra 10 million Democrat voters, which were never seen or heard from again.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 26, 2026 01:56 AM (yOHKZ)
One more week until the message is loud and clear here.
TmJ hardest hit
lol
Sad!
Posted by: AOS cope at October 26, 2026 01:58 AM (Efkgh)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 01:59 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 02:01 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 02:05 AM (77rzZ)
But whatshisname plods deeper and deeper.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 02:06 AM (ogcfP)
Posted by: you have to pay the troll toll at October 26, 2026 02:08 AM (bL4CC)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:08 AM (rdVOm)
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The walls are closing in.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 02:10 AM (ogcfP)
youtu.be/3g_iESUTnF8
Posted by: mindful webworker
The cop-out of mystery writers everywhere. The suspects blood type/dna/etc doesn't match!
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 02:12 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 02:16 AM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 02:01 AM (77rzZ)
It's early morning in Pakshitistan. Turd is never on the daywalker threads; probably in the subhuman subcontinent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 02:18 AM (hg8Lt)
youtu.be/3g_iESUTnF8
Posted by: mindful webworker
The cop-out of mystery writers everywhere. The suspects blood type/dna/etc doesn't match!
Posted by: mikeski
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Commentary left out one important thing, The baby's blood.
Did it have any of it's uncle's markers?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 02:19 AM (ogcfP)
*visualizes meme of a power strip plugged into itself*
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 02:20 AM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
Where's did I pit that FuzzBuster?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 26, 2026 02:22 AM (PKL0q)
The walls are closing in.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yeah, we'll see. I'm still fixating on a guy who said we should assassinate the leaders methodically and ruthlessly until there's no one left and they give up. He says military insiders tell him it can be done.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:22 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 26, 2026 02:27 AM (PKL0q)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 26, 2026 02:27 AM (ogcfP)
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 02:05 AM (77rzZ)
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Tell the college kids that under socialism, they only get one flavor of coffee at starbucks, The People's Coffee. And they won't like the taste
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 26, 2026 02:30 AM (PKL0q)
Posted by: mikeski
And in the next to last scene the techie explains chimerism.
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 26, 2026 02:41 AM (nEUC6)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 02:41 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Victory gin!
Victory cigarettes!
Victory coffee!
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)
Did they like it? Did it function as expected? Do they still have it?
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 26, 2026 02:50 AM (PKL0q)
Did they get to choose it? Was it worth the wait?
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:50 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)
Of course, I've got to spend a good bit of money to get to the 'free' reward, but it's still technically free.
I got a few checks of 'free' money from State Farm a few months ago. Of course that was more like a 'refund' of my money since they made too much money last year.
No worries though, they just raised my insurance for the car to get that 'free' money back in a year.
The government works much the same way, unless you've been on welfare your entire life, and then everything really is 'free', except for the people paying the taxes.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 02:55 AM (6ydKt)
Everything that's "free" will need to be applied for, after waiting in line, and ultimately dispensed (or not) just like going to the f*cking DMV.
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 26, 2026 02:56 AM (sAmhv)
youtu.be/3g_iESUTnF8
Posted by: mindful webworker
The cop-out of mystery writers everywhere. The suspects blood type/dna/etc doesn't match!
Posted by: mikeski at October 26, 2026 02:12 AM (VHUov)
It's like that woman who was a chimera of the twin sister she absorbed in the womb, with the ovaries' eggs containing the DNA of her sister. Her kids DNA matched to that of an aunt instead of their mother, and she almost lost her kids over it on at least two occasions.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 02:59 AM (l3cgK)
Yeah. Meanwhile, they sell your info for $$$, while you get ¢¢¢ off a purchase or two.
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)
https://tinyurl.com/524t3v3n
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:01 AM (l3cgK)
Yeah. Meanwhile, they sell your info for $$$, while you get ¢¢¢ off a purchase or two.
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)
Such is life in the 21st century.
At least we haven't gotten to the Chinese "Social Credit" system, yet, but just give the Dems enough time and they'll get there.
My contributions to AoSHQ should at least guarantee me one of the lowest social credit scores possible which would really be a badge of honor.
It's too bad I'm not a Somalian refugee, I could've been a 'free' multi-millionaire by now.
But then, I have a few lost virtues; ethics and honor, so I'd have sucked at being a crook.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:05 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 03:07 AM (rdVOm)
My contributions to AoSHQ should at least guarantee me one of the lowest social credit scores possible which would really be a badge of honor.
...
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:05 AM (6ydKt)
Well, some of us already have cardboard memberships here...does that count?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:07 AM (l3cgK)
Yeah. Me too.
Shoulda opened a learing center. I'd be wealthy now!
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 03:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Mind: Blown!
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 03:07 AM (rdVOm)
There is also some chance of minor chimerism when you have a transplant...
https://tinyurl.com/4em44f7v
Mothers can also carry some stem cells from each of the kids she's carried.
https://tinyurl.com/2sfsa258
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:13 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:07 AM (l3cgK)
I'm in third place behind you and all I ever get is a hard time and a bill for $20.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:14 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 03:08 AM (rdVOm)
If I could handle being around brats for ten hours a day it would be a viable option.
I could at least teach them to spell before locking them all in the closet so I could get some much needed peace & quiet.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:15 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:07 AM (l3cgK)
I'm in third place behind you and all I ever get is a hard time and a bill for $20.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:14 AM (6ydKt)
I never claimed *I* had such a vaunted membership...just that some of us do...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:17 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:20 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 03:22 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:20 AM (6ydKt)
Is that like a Trojan Card? The condom keeps the cardboard safe from the rain...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:22 AM (l3cgK)
They should have a Nick Shirley Day!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 26, 2026 03:26 AM (PKL0q)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:22 AM (l3cgK)
Centurion is the actual name of what's generally referred to as the American Express Black Card.
Key details include:
Fees: The card requires a $10,000 one-time initiation fee and a $5,000 annual fee.
Spending Requirements: While Amex does not officially publish requirements, reports suggest cardholders must spend between $250,000 and $500,000 annually on their Amex cards.
You whip one of those out in a store and you command respect.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:27 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:29 AM (l3cgK)
Spending Requirements: While Amex does not officially publish requirements, reports suggest cardholders must spend between $250,000 and $500,000 annually on their Amex cards.
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Those card holders don't shop in the same stores that I do.
I doubt that we shop in the same zip code
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 26, 2026 03:33 AM (PKL0q)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:29 AM (l3cgK)
I should've used the /i'll-never-get-a-black-card tag
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:34 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 03:36 AM (Ia/+0)
I was never very interested in cards with fees and minimum spending requirements.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 03:37 AM (l3cgK)
I doubt that we shop in the same zip code
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 26, 2026 03:33 AM (PKL0q)
I doubt they'd let me sweep the streets in that zip code.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:37 AM (6ydKt)
I'd be the pay off every month type, because I hate debt, got enough worries without adding to it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:39 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 03:48 AM (rdVOm)
If the Germans keep this up they may not make any cars there in ten years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:49 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 03:48 AM (rdVOm)
According to AI:
The annual fee for the American Express Blue Cash Everyday® Card is $0.
Other standard American Express cards typically carry the following annual fees:
Blue Cash Preferred® Card: $95 (after a $0 introductory first year).
Delta SkyMiles® Blue Card: $0 (no annual fee).
American Express Gold Card: $325.
American Express Platinum Card®: $895.
The Centurion® Card (The Black Card) carries a $5,000 annual fee. Generally, cards with $0 annual fees offer more basic rewards compared to premium cards that charge higher fees for extensive travel perks and credits.
I suppose they might be worth it if you get a lot of air miles or other points and cashback rewards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 26, 2026 03:52 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Go to a credit union. They often have no-annual-fee visa or mastercard, plus lower interest rates than banks.
You can pay it off every month (this is what I do) or not, if you get in a bind. AmEx demands, generally, payment in full each month.
It's nice to have some breathing room.
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 03:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at October 26, 2026 03:57 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)
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